https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/ Available books from Crappy Old Books COB-7847 Big Book of Scooters by Steve Lanham There are motorcycles designed for terrifying speeds, enormous distances and the sort of mechanical performance that causes insurance companies to develop nervous disorders. And then there are scooters, those wonderfully civilised little machines that suggest the ideal way to travel is sitting upright, keeping one’s shoes relatively clean and arriving somewhere fashionable without having spent the journey impersonating a racing driver. In Big Book of Scooters (2013), Steve Lanham celebrates the remarkable history and enduring appeal of one of the world’s most charming forms of motorised transport. Published by G2 Entertainment, this illustrated volume explores the fascinating variety of scooters that have captured the imagination of generations of riders, from practical urban runabouts to stylish machines that became symbols of youth, freedom and an almost religious devotion to polished chrome. The scooter’s great achievement was making motorised transport accessible, economical and fashionable, particularly during the years following the Second World War. Italian manufacturers such as Vespa and Lambretta transformed the humble concept into a cultural phenomenon, producing machines that offered affordable independence with a generous helping of continental elegance. Suddenly, ordinary people could travel around town without relying on buses, bicycles or the kindness of relatives who owned cars. Better still, they could do so while looking remarkably sophisticated, particularly if accompanied by a fashionable coat, dark glasses and a complete disregard for the weather forecast. In Britain, scooters became inseparable from the Mod movement of the 1960s, when young enthusiasts discovered that a relatively modest machine could be transformed into an extraordinary expression of personal identity. Additional mirrors, elaborate lighting arrangements and quantities of chrome sufficient to decorate a respectable hotel bathroom became essential accessories. Apparently, being able to see behind oneself was particularly important when nineteen rear-view mirrors were available. Lanham’s book celebrates this distinctive world of scooter design and culture, exploring machines that combined mechanical simplicity with extraordinary personality. From classic European designs to later developments in practical urban transport, scooters demonstrate that two-wheeled motoring need not involve enormous engines, uncomfortable riding positions or a wardrobe consisting exclusively of leather. Of course, scooter ownership has never been entirely free from complications. Vintage examples can demand considerable mechanical attention, while their modest engines occasionally require heroic determination when confronted with steep hills, strong headwinds or the ambitious expectation of overtaking a lorry. Nevertheless, their appeal remains undiminished. Few vehicles have so successfully combined practicality, individuality and the opportunity to feel like a film star while travelling to the local supermarket. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 2013, displaying ordinary signs of age and handling. Unlike a neglected vintage Lambretta, it should require no carburettor adjustment, replacement cables or prolonged kicking before providing enjoyment. Published by G2 Entertainment in 2013. ISBN: 9781909217423. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate stylish little machines, particularly those whose history can be enjoyed without getting two-stroke oil on the carpet. An excellent addition to any collection of scooter literature, classic transport history or Mod culture memorabilia. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who believe that genuine motoring sophistication is not measured in horsepower, but in the number of mirrors one can attach to a perfectly ordinary scooter without it falling over. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7847/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/big-book-of-scooters-nov-2026.jpg 4.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books G2 Entertainment 9781909217423 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7846 Essential Military Jeep - Willys Ford and Bantam Models 1941-45 by Graham Scott There are military vehicles designed to intimidate the enemy, vehicles intended to transport entire armies, and vehicles so enormously complicated that keeping them operational requires a small industrial workforce. Then there is the Jeep, a magnificent little contraption that helped win the Second World War while possessing approximately the same level of luxury as a wheelbarrow and considerably greater enthusiasm for climbing hills. In Essential Military Jeep – Willys, Ford and Bantam Models 1941–45 (1998), Graham Scott celebrates one of the most famous and enduring military vehicles ever produced. Published by Bay View Books, this illustrated volume explores the development, design and wartime service of the legendary American Jeep, a machine whose extraordinary versatility made it indispensable to Allied forces across the globe. The Jeep’s origins were wonderfully urgent. In 1940, the United States Army required a small, lightweight four-wheel-drive reconnaissance vehicle, preferably immediately and without the customary several decades of government deliberation. American Bantam produced an important pioneering design, while Willys-Overland and Ford subsequently became responsible for manufacturing the vehicles that would accompany Allied soldiers through some of the most demanding campaigns in military history. The resulting Willys MB and Ford GPW were masterpieces of practical engineering. Compact, rugged and almost offensively basic, they were designed to transport soldiers, carry equipment, tow light artillery and negotiate terrain that would cause an ordinary civilian motorist to abandon the journey and telephone for assistance. Comfort was not a particularly pressing consideration. The Jeep offered minimal protection from the weather, limited accommodation for personal belongings and suspension apparently designed to ensure that occupants remained constantly aware of the ground beneath them. Nevertheless, its mechanical simplicity, remarkable mobility and dependable four-wheel-drive system made it an extraordinarily successful military workhorse. Scott examines the distinctive characteristics of the wartime Jeep and the differences between its principal manufacturers, providing an appealing introduction to machines whose similarities can conceal a surprising number of details. For dedicated enthusiasts, the distinction between a Willys and a Ford is a matter of considerable importance, capable of sustaining conversations longer than some military campaigns. From European battlefields to the deserts of North Africa and the jungles of the Pacific, the Jeep earned an extraordinary reputation. It served as reconnaissance transport, ambulance, communications vehicle and general-purpose utility machine, proving that a small vehicle with a modest engine could accomplish remarkable things when driven by determined individuals with very little concern for their own comfort. Condition: Very Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 1998, displaying only modest signs of age and handling. Unlike a genuine wartime Jeep, it should require no replacement canvas, extensive welding or painstaking investigation into decades of questionable mechanical repairs. Published by Bay View Books in 1998. ISBN: 9781870979764. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we admire the remarkable engineering achievements of wartime vehicle manufacturers, particularly their ability to create machines that could survive almost anything except several decades of enthusiastic amateur restoration. An excellent addition to any collection of military vehicle literature, Second World War transport history or classic Jeep reference books. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate that one of the most successful military vehicles ever produced was essentially a small metal box on wheels, with no doors, very little comfort and an absolutely magnificent determination to keep going. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7846/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/essential-military-jeep-nov-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bay View Books 9781870979764 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7845 M201 - The Story of the Hotchkiss M201 and French Jeep by Pat Ware There are few things more satisfying in automotive history than taking a perfectly respectable military vehicle, manufacturing it in another country and then insisting that the resulting machine possesses an entirely different national character. Such was the story of the Hotchkiss M201, France’s contribution to the wonderful world of Jeep motoring, a vehicle that demonstrated that even the French could appreciate a thoroughly American invention, provided they were allowed to build it themselves. In M201 – The Story of the Hotchkiss M201 and French Jeep (2002), Pat Ware explores the fascinating history of one of the most interesting descendants of the legendary wartime Jeep. Published by Jeep Books, this specialist volume examines the French-built Hotchkiss M201, its development, military service and enduring appeal among collectors of historic four-wheel-drive vehicles. The original American Jeep had proved itself extraordinarily useful during the Second World War, transporting soldiers, equipment and senior officers across terrain that would have defeated most conventional vehicles. Following the war, France found itself with a considerable requirement for reliable military transport, and the Jeep presented an obvious solution. Why develop something entirely new when the Americans had already created a vehicle capable of climbing mountains, crossing rivers and surviving treatment that would cause an ordinary family saloon to disintegrate? Manufactured by Hotchkiss under licence, the M201 entered production in the 1950s and became a familiar sight in French military service. Closely resembling its American ancestors, it nevertheless incorporated differences and improvements reflecting French manufacturing practices and operational requirements. To the casual observer it might appear indistinguishable from a wartime Willys, but dedicated enthusiasts know that such assumptions can provoke lengthy conversations about chassis details, electrical systems and obscure mechanical components. Ware’s book explores the development and characteristics of these remarkable machines, offering an absorbing account of a vehicle that maintained the traditional Jeep virtues of simplicity, versatility and rugged construction. The Hotchkiss M201 enjoyed a lengthy military career, proving that a design originating in the desperate circumstances of the Second World War could remain useful for decades afterwards. Its continued service was a tribute to the brilliance of the original concept, although perhaps also an indication that military procurement departments are not always in a tremendous hurry to replace something that still works. Today, surviving M201s attract considerable enthusiasm among military vehicle collectors, restorers and people who believe that a proper recreational vehicle should possess exposed mechanical components, minimal upholstery and an alarming ability to consume one’s disposable income. Condition: Very Good. This previously owned 2002 copy displays only modest signs of age and handling. Unlike an elderly military Jeep, it requires no specialist restoration, replacement canvas hood or extensive investigation into fifty years of improvised electrical repairs. Published by Jeep Books in 2002. ISBN: 0953447049. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we admire the splendid international tradition of taking somebody else’s excellent engineering idea and producing a national variation that keeps collectors arguing for generations. An excellent addition to any collection of military vehicle history, French automotive engineering or classic Jeep literature. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate that the Jeep’s greatest achievement was not merely helping win a world war, but inspiring generations of people to spend their weekends crawling underneath small olive-drab vehicles with large spanners. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7845/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/m201-nov-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jeep Books Publication 9780953447046 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7844 25 Years at Brooklands Track by RH Beauchamp There was a time when British motorists believed that the finest way to demonstrate the superiority of their machinery was to drive it around an enormous concrete banking at speeds that would alarm both the local constabulary and the average insurance company. Brooklands was the magnificent result of this philosophy: a purpose-built motor racing circuit where engineering ambition, sporting courage and a spectacular disregard for personal safety combined to create one of the most extraordinary chapters in British motoring history. In 25 Years at Brooklands Track (1995), R. H. Beauchamp recalls the remarkable world of Britain’s legendary racing circuit, offering a fascinating glimpse into the people, machines and experiences that made Brooklands such an important institution. Published by The Brooklands Society, this volume celebrates the pioneering spirit of an age when motor racing was still a dangerous adventure conducted by exceptionally determined individuals wearing remarkably inadequate protective clothing. Opened in 1907 at Weybridge in Surrey, Brooklands was the world’s first purpose-built banked motor racing circuit. Its enormous concrete track provided an unprecedented opportunity for manufacturers and drivers to test their machines at sustained high speeds, something previously complicated by the inconvenient presence of ordinary road users, wandering livestock and policemen with strong opinions about excessive velocity. Brooklands soon became the spiritual home of British motorsport, attracting celebrated drivers, adventurous engineers and wealthy enthusiasts who considered spending enormous sums of money on unreliable racing machinery a perfectly respectable occupation. The great banking witnessed extraordinary contests, record-breaking achievements and the thunderous passage of machines that seemed determined to demonstrate just how much noise could be extracted from an internal combustion engine. But Brooklands was more than a racing circuit. It became a centre of automotive experimentation, technological progress and aviation development, reflecting an era when mechanical innovation was pursued with remarkable enthusiasm and occasionally rather less consideration for the consequences. Beauchamp’s recollections offer a personal perspective on this remarkable sporting environment, evoking the atmosphere of a place where speed, ingenuity and competitive ambition ruled. It was a world of oil-stained mechanics, determined competitors and spectators who gathered to witness extraordinary feats of engineering, occasionally accompanied by extraordinary mechanical failures. The outbreak of the Second World War brought competitive motor racing at Brooklands to an end in 1939, leaving behind a legendary reputation and a fascinating heritage that continues to captivate enthusiasts. The great banking may no longer echo to the sound of racing engines, but the achievements of those who competed there remain an essential part of British motoring history. Condition: Very Good. This is a previously owned copy of the 1995 edition, displaying only modest signs of age and handling. Unlike the historic Brooklands circuit, it has avoided extensive deterioration and remains entirely suitable for further enthusiastic use. Published by The Brooklands Society in 1995. ISBN: 0721206190. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we admire the magnificent courage of early racing drivers, particularly those prepared to hurtle around steep concrete banking in machines possessing little more protection than a windscreen, a leather helmet and the reassuring belief that everything would probably be fine. An excellent addition to any collection of Brooklands memorabilia, British motorsport history or vintage racing literature. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate an age when motor racing involved genuine adventure, spectacular machinery and considerably fewer health and safety meetings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7844/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/25-years-at-brooklands-track-nov-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Brooklands Society 9780721206196 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7843 Alpine Trails and Rallies - Mountain Motor Sport 1910-1973 by Martin Pfundner There are perfectly sensible places to organise motor races: purpose-built circuits, wide open roads and locations conveniently equipped with grandstands, refreshment facilities and reasonably level ground. Then there are the Alps, where early motoring enthusiasts decided that the ideal way to test a motor car was to drive it up a mountain, around several hundred hairpin bends and down the other side, preferably without the brakes catching fire or the engine surrendering somewhere above the snowline. In Alpine Trails and Rallies – Mountain Motor Sport 1910–1973 (2005), Martin Pfundner explores the extraordinary history of competitive motoring in Europe’s magnificent mountain ranges. Published by Veloce Publishing, this fascinating historical account celebrates an era when motorsport demanded not merely speed and driving ability, but endurance, mechanical ingenuity and a thoroughly unreasonable degree of optimism. Beginning in the pioneering years before the First World War, Alpine motoring competitions presented extraordinary challenges to both cars and their occupants. Roads were frequently narrow, steep and unpredictable, while engines possessed modest power and cooling systems sometimes regarded prolonged climbing as a personal insult. Drivers faced formidable gradients, unpredictable weather and the constant possibility of discovering that their brakes were considerably more enthusiastic about accelerating than stopping. Yet these demanding events became important proving grounds for the emerging motor industry. Manufacturers recognised that surviving an Alpine trial provided convincing evidence of a vehicle’s reliability, handling and mechanical strength. A car capable of conquering mountain passes under competitive conditions could reasonably be expected to manage the journey to the local railway station, assuming its owner possessed sufficient confidence. Pfundner traces the development of Alpine trials and rallies through decades of changing automotive technology, competition regulations and sporting ambition. The story encompasses the achievements of manufacturers, determined competitors and the remarkable machines that tackled some of Europe’s most spectacular and unforgiving roads. The period covered, from 1910 to 1973, witnessed an extraordinary transformation in motorsport. Early competitors struggled with primitive machinery and rudimentary roads, while later generations enjoyed increasingly sophisticated vehicles capable of negotiating mountain routes at speeds that would have horrified their predecessors, not to mention the unfortunate livestock living beside the road. There is something wonderfully heroic about this particular form of competition. Unlike circuit racing, where a mechanical failure might involve a short walk back to the paddock, an Alpine breakdown could leave competitors contemplating their mechanical shortcomings in the company of glaciers, pine trees and distant cowbells. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 2005, displaying ordinary signs of age and handling. Unlike the competition vehicles described within, it has survived without requiring replacement brake linings, extensive engine repairs or recovery from an inconveniently situated mountain pass. Published by Veloce Publishing in 2005. ISBN: 9781904788959. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we admire the remarkable courage of early motorists, particularly their willingness to tackle enormous mountains in vehicles that occasionally struggled to climb an ordinary hill. An excellent addition to any collection of historic motorsport, rallying history or classic automotive competition. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate that the golden age of motoring involved more than driving quickly: it also required the ability to repair a carburettor at altitude while wondering whether the next bend might be the last. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7843/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alpine-trials-and-rallies-nov-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781904788959 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7842 Unusual Motorcycles - A Collection of Curious Concepts Prototypes and Race Bikes by Francois-Marie Dumas No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7842/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/unusual-motorcycles-nov-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9780857332615 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7841 American Car Haulers by Richard J Copello There are few sights more magnificently American than an enormous truck thundering along an interstate highway carrying a collection of brand-new automobiles, each apparently enjoying a more comfortable journey than the unfortunate driver responsible for delivering them. The car hauler is one of the great unsung heroes of the automotive industry, a machine devoted entirely to transporting other machines that, somewhat ironically, possess perfectly serviceable engines and wheels of their own. In American Car Haulers (2000), Richard J. Copello celebrates the remarkable vehicles and specialised equipment employed in the transportation of automobiles across the United States. Published by MBI Publishing, this illustrated volume explores a fascinating corner of American trucking, where engineering ingenuity, industrial logistics and an extraordinary ability to squeeze expensive machinery into improbable spaces combine to keep the nation’s motor industry moving. Transporting cars is, after all, rather more complicated than simply loading them onto a trailer and setting off towards California. Each vehicle must be carefully positioned, secured and delivered without acquiring the sort of scratches that would cause an anxious dealership manager to experience a medical emergency. Meanwhile, the transporter itself must negotiate bridges, highways, loading ramps and corners that occasionally seem designed by people who have never encountered anything larger than a bicycle. American car haulers are particularly impressive examples of specialised commercial engineering. With their elaborate multi-level trailers, hydraulic loading arrangements and ingenious use of available space, they transform ordinary trucks into mobile parking garages capable of transporting an extraordinary quantity of automotive merchandise. Copello’s book captures the distinctive character of these working giants, celebrating the machinery, operators and transport equipment behind an essential but frequently overlooked industry. While glamorous new cars attract admiring crowds in showrooms, the vehicles responsible for delivering them rarely receive quite the same attention, despite doing considerably more actual work. There is something wonderfully absurd about the entire enterprise. Millions of cars are manufactured every year specifically to provide independent personal transportation, yet before reaching their owners they must first be carried around the country by an enormous diesel-powered vehicle. Apparently, even the world’s most advanced automobiles require somebody else to give them a lift occasionally. For enthusiasts of American trucks and commercial vehicles, this is a particularly appealing subject, combining powerful highway tractors with highly specialised trailers and the practical ingenuity required to transport valuable cargo safely over immense distances. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 2000, showing ordinary signs of age and handling. Unlike the enormous transporters featured within its pages, it requires no commercial driving licence, complicated loading procedure or several acres of manoeuvring space. Published by MBI Publishing in 2000. ISBN: 9780760306949. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we admire the magnificent machinery that keeps America’s highways functioning, particularly when it can be appreciated without purchasing diesel by the hundred gallons. An excellent addition to any collection of American trucking literature, commercial vehicle history or specialist transport machinery. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate the extraordinary engineering involved in carrying eight perfectly functional automobiles across a continent because, apparently, driving them individually would be far too straightforward. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7841/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/american-car-haulers-nov-2026.jpg 26.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MBI Publishing 9780760306949 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7840 Jeep - From Bantam to Wrangler by Bill Munro There are vehicles designed for respectable journeys along smooth roads, vehicles intended to impress the neighbours, and vehicles whose designers apparently assumed that roads might not exist at all. The Jeep belongs firmly to the last category, a wonderfully uncompromising American invention that began life as a military necessity and somehow became a global symbol of freedom, adventure and the pleasure of getting thoroughly stuck somewhere inaccessible. In Jeep – From Bantam to Wrangler (2000), Bill Munro traces the remarkable history of one of the world’s most recognisable motor vehicles. Published by Crowood, this fascinating account follows the Jeep from its hurried development during the Second World War to its evolution into the civilian off-road machines that continue to inspire extraordinary loyalty among enthusiasts. The story begins in 1940, when the American military required a lightweight, versatile reconnaissance vehicle capable of surviving the considerable inconveniences of modern warfare. The American Bantam company helped pioneer the original design, while Willys-Overland and Ford subsequently became central to its production. The resulting Jeep was compact, rugged and astonishingly capable, possessing all the refinement of an agricultural implement but considerably greater enthusiasm for climbing hills. During the Second World War, the Jeep became indispensable to Allied forces, carrying soldiers, equipment, supplies and occasionally senior officers who would probably have preferred something with more comfortable upholstery. It served as transport, ambulance, communications vehicle and general-purpose mechanical workhorse, establishing a reputation for versatility that few military machines have ever matched. Following the war, the Jeep made the unlikely transition from battlefield equipment to civilian transport. Farmers, explorers, outdoor enthusiasts and people living in places where conventional roads were more of an aspiration than a reality discovered that its formidable off-road abilities remained extremely useful. Munro charts the development of the Jeep through successive generations, from the utilitarian civilian CJ models to the increasingly sophisticated Wrangler. Along the way, the vehicle acquired more comfortable seating, improved engines and a growing collection of conveniences that might have astonished its original military designers. Nevertheless, the distinctive grille, upright appearance and stubborn determination to conquer difficult terrain remained central to its identity. Naturally, Jeep ownership has always attracted a particular sort of enthusiast: someone who regards a muddy hillside not as an obstacle but as an invitation, and who considers spending an entire weekend recovering a vehicle from a swamp to be a thoroughly enjoyable recreational activity. Condition: Very Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 2000, displaying only modest signs of age and handling. Unlike a hardworking wartime Jeep, it should require no replacement transmission, extensive welding or careful investigation into seventy years of improvised mechanical repairs. Published by Crowood in 2000. ISBN: 9781861263193. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate vehicles designed to go almost anywhere, particularly when their history can be enjoyed without acquiring a tow rope, recovery winch or a comprehensive collection of waterproof clothing. An excellent addition to any collection of military vehicle history, American automotive engineering or classic four-wheel-drive literature. Particularly recommended for Jeep enthusiasts and anyone who admires a machine capable of crossing deserts, climbing mountains and surviving wars, yet now frequently employed on the equally demanding expedition to the local supermarket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7840/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jeep-from-bantam-to-wrangler-nov-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood 9781861263193 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7839 Mad Minis - The Crazy World of Modified Minis by Iain Ayre There are people who regard the original Mini as a masterpiece of automotive design, a perfectly proportioned little machine that should be preserved exactly as its creator intended. And then there are people who look at the same car and immediately wonder what would happen if they fitted an enormous engine, removed the roof, widened the wheels and painted the whole thing a colour normally associated with industrial accidents. This second group is responsible for some of Britain’s most gloriously deranged motoring creations. In Mad Minis – The Crazy World of Modified Minis (2010), Iain Ayre explores the wonderfully eccentric world of Mini customisation, where imagination, engineering ingenuity and a magnificent disregard for conventional good taste combine to produce vehicles that Sir Alec Issigonis might have regarded with either admiration or a sudden need to lie down. Published by Haynes, this entertaining illustrated volume celebrates the extraordinary variety of modified Minis, demonstrating that Britain’s favourite small car has inspired some of the most imaginative automotive transformations ever attempted in a domestic garage. The original Mini was, of course, a triumph of practical engineering. Compact, economical and remarkably spacious for its dimensions, it became an international motoring icon. Unfortunately, its clever design also made it irresistible to generations of enthusiasts who felt that the best way to honour this achievement was to dismantle practically everything and rebuild it into something completely outrageous. From heavily modified performance machines and dramatic bodywork conversions to customised creations that seem to have escaped from a particularly enthusiastic motor show, the world of Mad Minis is one where normal automotive limitations are regarded as challenges rather than sensible warnings. Why settle for ordinary wheels when enormous ones are available? Why retain modest horsepower when considerably more can be squeezed beneath the bonnet, or indeed somewhere else entirely? And why preserve a perfectly respectable factory appearance when a collection of spoilers, flared arches and spectacular paintwork can transform a humble shopping car into something resembling an escaped racing experiment? Ayre’s book celebrates the creativity, craftsmanship and sheer mechanical determination behind these extraordinary vehicles. It is a tribute to the peculiar British talent for taking a brilliantly simple invention and spending enormous amounts of time and money making it almost unrecognisably complicated. Naturally, many of these creations represent financial investments that would be difficult to explain to a professional accountant, particularly when the finished vehicle remains approximately the size of a garden wheelbarrow. Condition: Good. This previously owned 2010 copy displays ordinary signs of age and handling. Unlike the modified Minis featured within, it requires no specialist fabrication, expensive engine conversion or emergency consultation with an MOT tester. Published by Haynes in 2010. ISBN: 9781844255207. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we admire automotive individuality, especially when the associated madness can be enjoyed without filling the garage with fibreglass dust. A splendid addition to any collection of Mini literature, custom car history or eccentric British engineering. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who believe that the original Mini was a wonderful achievement, but might have been even better with twice the horsepower and absolutely no regard for restraint. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7839/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mad-minis-nov-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9781844255207 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7838 Triumph - Sport and Elegance by Bill Piggott There was a time when British sports cars combined elegant styling, spirited performance and an invigorating sense of uncertainty about whether the journey would conclude at the intended destination or beside the road with the bonnet raised. Triumph was one of the great practitioners of this particular automotive philosophy, producing magnificent machines that captured the imagination of generations of motorists while occasionally testing their patience, mechanical ability and understanding of Lucas electrical equipment. In Triumph – Sport and Elegance (2006), respected motoring historian Bill Piggott celebrates the extraordinary heritage of one of Britain’s most distinctive automotive marques. Published by Haynes, this illustrated volume explores the fascinating world of Triumph motor cars, from refined sporting saloons and stylish roadsters to the celebrated machines that established the company’s international reputation for combining performance with unmistakable British character. Triumph’s history is filled with cars that managed to be both desirable and delightfully individual. The elegant Triumph Roadster offered post-war motorists a wonderfully traditional driving experience, complete with sweeping bodywork and an atmosphere of refined optimism. Later models, including the TR series, Spitfire and Stag, demonstrated the company’s remarkable ability to produce cars that looked splendid, sounded enthusiastic and encouraged their owners to develop increasingly intimate relationships with their local mechanics. The TR sports cars became particularly successful overseas, introducing American motorists to the peculiar pleasures of British open-top motoring. Here were relatively affordable machines offering genuine sporting excitement, handsome styling and the opportunity to experience all four seasons during a single afternoon’s journey. Meanwhile, Triumph’s sporting saloons demonstrated that practical family transport need not be entirely devoid of ambition. Cars such as the Vitesse and Dolomite Sprint offered distinctive engineering and impressive performance, providing respectable motorists with the opportunity to arrive at business meetings rather more enthusiastically than strictly necessary. Piggott’s appreciation of Triumph captures the engineering, styling and personalities behind these memorable machines, celebrating an era when manufacturers were prepared to create cars with genuine individuality rather than endlessly rearranging the same collection of anonymous components. Of course, Triumph’s eventual disappearance from car production remains one of British motoring’s more melancholy episodes. Beautiful designs, sporting success and devoted customers proved insufficient protection against the financial difficulties and industrial turmoil that troubled the British motor industry. Apparently, enthusiasm alone could not keep the accountants satisfied. Condition: As New. This copy is in exceptional condition, presenting as new despite its 2006 publication date. Unlike many surviving Triumph motor cars, it requires no rust treatment, replacement hood, electrical investigation or extensive expenditure before being proudly displayed. Published by Haynes in 2006. ISBN: 9781859609699. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate classic British motoring at its finest, particularly when the associated financial commitment extends no further than purchasing an excellent book. A splendid addition to any collection of Triumph literature, classic British sports cars or automotive history. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who believe that motoring should involve elegance, character and excitement, preferably without the traditional roadside intermission involving a socket set and some extremely colourful language. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7838/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/triumph-sport-and-elegance-nov-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9781859609699 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7837 AC Two-litre Saloons and Buckland Sports Cars by Leo Archibald There was a time when British motor manufacturers believed that a proper car should combine elegant styling, fine engineering, polished wood and enough individual character to ensure that nobody would ever mistake it for anything manufactured in Birmingham by the thousand. Among the more distinguished practitioners of this philosophy was AC Cars, a company whose products demonstrated that automotive excellence could be achieved without necessarily troubling the mass market. In AC Two-litre Saloons and Buckland Sports Cars (2002), Leo Archibald celebrates a fascinating and frequently overlooked chapter in British motoring history. Published by Veloce Publishing, this specialist volume explores the elegant AC Two-litre saloons and their sporting relatives, the distinctive Buckland Sports Cars, recalling an era when craftsmanship, individuality and mechanical refinement were considered perfectly reasonable reasons to manufacture a motor car. The AC Two-litre was a wonderfully civilised machine, intended for motorists who appreciated graceful coachwork, a sophisticated six-cylinder engine and the comforting knowledge that their vehicle was unlikely to appear in every other driveway. Developed around the company’s celebrated overhead-camshaft engine, these cars represented a distinctly traditional approach to post-war motoring, combining engineering heritage with the restrained elegance expected of a respectable British gentleman’s automobile. The Buckland Sports Cars offered a more adventurous interpretation of the same mechanical foundations. With their distinctive open bodywork and sporting character, they appealed to drivers who appreciated AC engineering but preferred to experience the British climate directly, rather than through a windscreen accompanied by a reassuringly substantial roof. Archibald’s account brings these unusual machines into focus, exploring their development, construction and place within AC’s remarkable history. It is a story of modest production, specialist craftsmanship and the determined survival of a manufacturer operating in an industry increasingly dominated by enormous factories and economies of scale. Of course, producing beautifully engineered cars in relatively small numbers was never the easiest route to commercial prosperity. While larger manufacturers concentrated on selling thousands of practical family vehicles, AC continued creating machines for customers who valued exclusivity, traditional engineering and the pleasure of owning something that might require a lengthy explanation whenever an interested stranger asked what it was. These cars also deserve recognition beyond their connection with the later and considerably more famous AC Cobra. Long before enormous American V8 engines transformed the company’s international reputation, AC had already established a tradition of distinctive engineering and sporting elegance. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 2002, showing ordinary signs of age and handling. Unlike the rare vehicles it describes, it should not require specialist restoration, painstaking mechanical adjustment or a prolonged international search for an unobtainable replacement component. Published by Veloce Publishing in 2002. ISBN: 9781903706244. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate the magnificent British tradition of manufacturing exquisite automobiles in quantities just sufficient to make finding spare parts an absorbing lifelong hobby. An excellent addition to any collection of AC motoring history, classic British saloons or specialist sports cars. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate that British automotive individuality existed long before somebody decided to install a colossal American engine beneath an otherwise perfectly respectable bonnet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7837/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ac-two-litre-saloons-and-buckland-sports-cars-nov-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781903706244 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7836 Volkswagen Bus - Camper Van and Pick-Up by Andrea and David Sparrow There are vehicles designed to get you from A to B as quickly as possible, and then there is the Volkswagen Bus, a machine that suggests the journey itself is considerably more important than arriving anywhere in particular. Preferably the journey should involve a coastal road, a spectacular sunset, several questionable fashion decisions and an engine producing just enough horsepower to make overtaking a bicycle an ambitious undertaking. In Volkswagen Bus – Camper Van and Pick-Up (1997), Andrea and David Sparrow celebrate one of the most recognisable and affectionately remembered vehicles in automotive history. Published by Veloce Publishing, this illustrated tribute explores the wonderful world of Volkswagen’s versatile Transporter, from its practical commercial origins to its transformation into an international symbol of freedom, adventure and the apparently irresistible attraction of sleeping in a vehicle considerably smaller than the average garden shed. Originally conceived as a modest working vehicle, the Volkswagen Bus quickly demonstrated an extraordinary capacity for reinvention. It could carry goods, transport workers, serve as a mobile workshop or become a camper van equipped with the essential facilities for a holiday involving folding furniture, improvised cooking arrangements and an intimate acquaintance with the weather. The pick-up versions offered practical utility with unmistakable character, proving that commercial vehicles need not resemble industrial refrigerators to perform useful work. Meanwhile, camper conversions transformed the humble Transporter into a mobile lifestyle, particularly popular among travellers who regarded hotel reservations, fixed itineraries and reliable heating as unnecessary restrictions upon personal liberty. Of course, the Volkswagen Bus became inseparable from the counterculture of the 1960s and 1970s, when brightly painted examples travelled across Europe and America carrying musicians, surfers, students and people whose plans for the future were reassuringly vague. Few vehicles have achieved such cultural significance while offering such modest acceleration. The Sparrows’ book captures the appeal of these remarkable machines, celebrating their distinctive styling, practical ingenuity and enduring popularity among enthusiasts. From hardworking pick-ups to lovingly restored camper vans, the Volkswagen Bus represents a wonderfully democratic form of motoring: a vehicle equally at home delivering building materials or transporting its occupants towards a beach where nobody is particularly concerned about the time. Naturally, ownership can involve certain challenges. Classic Volkswagen enthusiasts must occasionally contend with rust, mechanical eccentricities and the discovery that maintaining a carefree lifestyle requires a surprisingly substantial supply of money and replacement parts. Nevertheless, the affection inspired by these vehicles remains remarkably undiminished. Condition: Near Fine. This is a beautifully preserved previously owned copy dating from 1997, with minimal signs of age or handling. Unlike many surviving Volkswagen camper vans, it requires no welding, replacement body panels or enthusiastic application of filler before being considered presentable. Published by Veloce Publishing in 1997. ISBN: 9781874105787. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate the romance of the open road, particularly when it can be enjoyed from a comfortable armchair without the expense of restoring a forty-year-old camper van. A delightful addition to any collection of Volkswagen literature, classic commercial vehicles or camper van history. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who understand that true motoring freedom means travelling wherever the mood takes you, provided there is a reasonably gentle hill and somewhere convenient to stop for tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7836/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/volkswagen-bud-nov-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781874105787 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7835 The Classic Indian Motorcycle by John Carroll There are motorcycles, there are magnificent motorcycles, and then there are Indian motorcycles, glorious American contraptions from an age when chrome was plentiful, engines were enormous and the prospect of travelling several hundred miles with nothing between oneself and the scenery was considered a splendid way to spend a weekend. Long before motorcycles became fashion accessories for prosperous gentlemen experiencing a sudden enthusiasm for leather trousers, Indian was producing some of the finest two-wheeled machinery in the world. In The Classic Indian Motorcycle (1996), John Carroll celebrates one of the most distinctive and historically important names in American motorcycling. Published by Greenwich Editions, this illustrated tribute explores the engineering, character and extraordinary appeal of the motorcycles that helped establish Indian as a genuine legend of the open road. Founded in Springfield, Massachusetts, in 1901, Indian quickly became one of America’s pioneering motorcycle manufacturers, developing machines that combined mechanical innovation with impressive performance and unmistakable styling. At a time when the motorcycle was still a relatively novel invention, Indian was already demonstrating that two wheels and a powerful engine could provide an exhilarating alternative to the horse, although the horse was generally less demanding when it came to spark plugs. Among the marque’s most celebrated creations were the legendary Scout and Chief, machines whose distinctive lines, commanding presence and engineering sophistication made them objects of considerable admiration. The great Indian motorcycles were not merely transport; they were statements of mechanical confidence, built for riders who preferred their machinery to possess genuine character and were prepared to accept the occasional inconvenience that character inevitably involved. Indian motorcycles achieved success in competition, served police and military organisations, and became closely associated with the romantic image of American motorcycling. Their sweeping mudguards, polished metalwork and powerful engines helped create a visual identity that remains instantly recognisable, even among people whose practical motorcycling experience extends no further than watching somebody else attempt to start a vintage machine. Carroll’s book offers an affectionate appreciation of these remarkable motorcycles, capturing the appeal of an era when engineering, craftsmanship and distinctive styling mattered rather more than electronic riding modes or the ability to connect one’s telephone to the dashboard. The original Indian company’s eventual demise in 1953 only added to the legend. Apparently, producing beautiful motorcycles, winning admirers and establishing an enduring reputation were not quite sufficient to guarantee commercial survival. It was a familiar chapter in the history of ambitious engineering enterprises, where mechanical brilliance occasionally encountered the rather less romantic realities of accounting. Condition: Very Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 1996, displaying only modest signs of age and handling. Unlike an original Indian motorcycle, it should require neither a specialist restoration workshop nor a substantial financial commitment before being enjoyed. Published by Greenwich Editions in 1996. ISBN: 9780862882426. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we admire the romance of vintage motorcycles, particularly when ownership does not involve oil leaks, seized components or explaining to the neighbours why an engine must be started at seven o’clock on a Sunday morning. A splendid addition to any collection of classic motorcycle literature, American motoring history or vintage engineering. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate that Indian was a legendary motorcycle name long before expensive leather jackets and weekend rides to fashionable cafés became essential elements of the motorcycling experience. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7835/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-classic-indian-motorcycles-nov-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Greenwich Editions 9780862882426 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7834 Anatomy of the Motor Car by Ian Ward No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7834/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anatomy-of-the-motor-car-nov-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbis Publishing 9780856132308 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7833 GMC Light-Duty Trucks by James K Wagner There are few things more American than a pickup truck, unless one counts enormous breakfasts, interstate highways and the conviction that any mechanical problem can be solved by installing a considerably larger engine. And among the great names of American commercial motoring, GMC has long occupied a distinguished position, producing vehicles designed to work hard, carry substantial loads and make the average European delivery van look like an apologetic household appliance. In GMC Light-Duty Trucks (2007), James K. Wagner celebrates the history and development of GMC’s lighter commercial vehicles, exploring the machines that helped build the American reputation for rugged, practical and magnificently uncompromising transportation. Published by Iconografix, this illustrated volume offers an engaging look at the trucks that became familiar sights on farms, construction sites, highways and suburban driveways across the United States. The term ’light-duty’ is, of course, a splendid example of American automotive understatement. Many of these vehicles would appear positively enormous beside their European counterparts, with engines capable of consuming quantities of petrol that might cause a British motorist to faint at the filling station. Nevertheless, their purpose was entirely practical: moving people, equipment and materials reliably across a country where distances are considerable and nobody particularly wants to make two journeys when one enormous truck will suffice. Wagner’s book explores the changing designs, engineering developments and distinctive character of GMC trucks, recalling an era when commercial vehicles combined genuine working ability with increasingly attractive styling. From straightforward utility machines to more comfortable and sophisticated pickups, these vehicles reflected the evolution of American industry, agriculture and everyday transportation. There is something wonderfully appealing about the honesty of a traditional pickup truck. It possesses an engine at the front, a cab in the middle and an enormous open space at the back into which its owner can place almost anything, including building materials, agricultural equipment and purchases from the hardware store that were never strictly necessary. Over time, the humble working truck became something of a cultural institution. What began as practical transport for farmers and tradesmen gradually acquired a following among enthusiasts who appreciated its styling, mechanical simplicity and considerable road presence. Eventually, even people with no intention of transporting anything heavier than a bag of groceries began buying pickups, proving that automotive aspiration is rarely constrained by practical necessity. Condition: Very Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 2007, displaying only modest signs of age and handling. Unlike a hardworking American pickup of similar vintage, it should require no replacement suspension components, expensive servicing or investigation into mysterious noises coming from the rear axle. Published by Iconografix in 2007. ISBN: 9781583881910. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we admire the magnificent excesses of American automotive engineering, particularly when they can be appreciated without having to purchase several gallons of fuel. An excellent addition to any collection of American truck history, commercial vehicle literature or classic motoring books. Particularly recommended for GMC enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a vehicle capable of carrying half a building while somehow still being described as ’light-duty’. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7833/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gmc-light-duty-trucks-nov-2026.jpg 31.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Iconografix 9781583881910 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7832 Ford-Based Kit Cars by Pierce Riemer and Stephen Mills There was a time when an elderly Ford Escort reaching the end of its useful life was not necessarily destined for the scrapyard. In the hands of a determined British enthusiast, it might instead become a sports car, a vintage roadster, or something resembling a miniature Ferrari, provided its creator possessed sufficient imagination, a reasonably well-equipped garage and a spouse prepared to tolerate several years of mechanical debris. In Ford-Based Kit Cars (1988), Pierce Riemer and Stephen Mills explore the wonderfully eccentric world of home-built motoring, where humble Ford mechanical components could be transformed into vehicles of considerably more exotic appearance. Published by Haynes, this fascinating volume celebrates the ingenuity of Britain’s kit car industry, an extraordinary enterprise built upon the belief that ordinary motorists should be allowed to construct their own dream machines, preferably without the inconvenience of establishing a major automobile factory. Ford provided an ideal mechanical foundation for this peculiar automotive revolution. Its engines, gearboxes, axles and suspension components were plentiful, relatively affordable and familiar to generations of mechanically minded enthusiasts. Why purchase an expensive sports car when you could acquire a collection of fibreglass panels, dismantle an ageing Cortina and spend the next eighteen months discovering that nothing fitted quite as easily as the manufacturer’s brochure suggested? The book examines the remarkable variety of Ford-based creations that emerged from Britain’s flourishing specialist car industry. From sporting roadsters and dramatic coupés to nostalgic recreations of earlier motoring eras, these vehicles demonstrated that imagination and mechanical resourcefulness could produce extraordinary results from the most unpromising beginnings. Naturally, kit car ownership required a particular temperament. Patience was essential, optimism indispensable and a willingness to improvise absolutely fundamental. The finished vehicle might possess the appearance of an expensive Italian thoroughbred while retaining the mechanical heart of a modest British family saloon. This was not necessarily a disadvantage, particularly when replacement parts could be obtained from the local motor factors rather than imported from Modena at considerable expense. Riemer and Mills capture this distinctive period of motoring history, when small manufacturers and enthusiastic amateurs challenged conventional ideas about automotive production. It was a world in which individuality mattered, engineering ingenuity was celebrated and the phrase ’some assembly required’ could represent several years of one’s remaining life expectancy. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 1988, showing ordinary signs of age and handling. Unlike the vehicles featured within its pages, it arrives already assembled and should require neither specialist tools nor an understanding of Ford electrical wiring. Published by Haynes in 1988. ISBN: 9780854296231. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we admire the British tradition of taking perfectly ordinary machinery, surrounding it with fibreglass and announcing the creation of something magnificent. An excellent addition to any collection of kit car literature, classic motoring history or amateur automotive engineering. Particularly recommended for anyone who has ever looked at a rusty Ford Sierra and thought, with dangerous optimism, that underneath all that disappointment was a Lamborghini waiting to escape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7832/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ford-based-kit-cars-nov-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9780854296231 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7831 World War II Small Arms by John Weeks There was a time when the outcome of a world war depended not upon satellites, artificial intelligence or the ability to operate a computer from several thousand miles away, but upon millions of men carrying rifles, pistols and submachine guns through mud, snow, sand and conditions that would have caused the average modern office worker to lodge an immediate complaint with Human Resources. In World War II Small Arms (1988), John Weeks examines the extraordinary assortment of infantry weapons employed during the Second World War, exploring the engineering, development and battlefield roles of the firearms that equipped the world’s fighting forces. Published by Black Cat, this illustrated reference work takes readers into the fascinating world of military small arms, where practical ingenuity, industrial production and the occasional spectacular design miscalculation helped shape the conflict. From the dependable British Lee-Enfield and the formidable American M1 Garand to the German MP40 and Soviet PPSh-41, the war produced an extraordinary variety of weapons, each reflecting the priorities, manufacturing capabilities and military philosophies of its country of origin. Some were masterpieces of engineering, combining reliability, accuracy and durability under appalling conditions. Others were clearly designed by committees whose members had never attempted to operate complicated machinery while lying in a freezing ditch with somebody shooting at them. Weeks explores the technical characteristics and historical significance of these weapons, recalling an era when military equipment needed to function despite mud, rain, extreme temperatures and the frequently indifferent maintenance practices of exhausted soldiers. Simplicity was often just as valuable as sophistication, particularly when a rifle had to be manufactured by the million and entrusted to recruits whose previous mechanical experience might have extended no further than repairing a bicycle. The Second World War also accelerated the development of automatic firearms, changing infantry tactics and influencing weapons design for decades afterwards. Manufacturers raced to combine firepower, portability and economical production, while military planners attempted to determine precisely how much equipment an ordinary soldier could reasonably carry before becoming incapable of walking. Beyond the machinery itself, the book provides an insight into the immense industrial effort behind wartime armaments. Every weapon represented raw materials, factory labour, logistical organisation and a remarkable determination to produce something sufficiently reliable to survive circumstances for which no sensible consumer product would ever be designed. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 1988, displaying ordinary signs of age and handling. It remains a respectable reference and reading copy, with considerably fewer maintenance requirements than the military hardware described within its pages. Published by Black Cat in 1988. ISBN: 9780748101115. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where our interest in historic military equipment is happily confined to printed material, which is considerably easier to store, requires no ammunition and is unlikely to alarm the neighbours. An excellent addition to any collection of Second World War history, military technology or historical firearms reference works. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate the extraordinary engineering ingenuity behind wartime equipment, and the remarkable ability of military bureaucracies to make even the simplest mechanical problem considerably more complicated than necessary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7831/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/world-war-ii-small-arms-nov-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Black Cat 9780748101115 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7830 The Noble Horse by Monique and Hans D Dossenbach There are few creatures in the animal kingdom quite as magnificent as the horse, an animal that has spent thousands of years carrying humanity into battle, transporting its possessions, ploughing its fields and occasionally depositing its supposedly superior rider into a muddy ditch. For all its elegance, intelligence and extraordinary athletic ability, the horse has endured a remarkably long association with human beings, which must occasionally have seemed a questionable career decision. In The Noble Horse (1988), Monique and Hans D. Dossenbach celebrate the beauty, character and remarkable diversity of one of civilisation’s most enduring animal companions. Published by Bateman, this illustrated volume offers an affectionate exploration of the equine world, capturing the grace, strength and individuality of horses in all their splendid variety. From powerful working breeds capable of hauling enormous loads to elegant riding horses whose every movement seems designed to inspire admiration, the horse has occupied a unique position in human history. It has served kings, soldiers, farmers, explorers and sporting enthusiasts, often displaying considerably more patience and common sense than the people sitting on its back. The Dossenbachs’ appreciation of the horse reflects both its physical magnificence and its extraordinary relationship with humanity. Horses have inspired artists, poets and military commanders for centuries, although their contributions to agricultural productivity and the delivery of unpleasant messages during wartime have perhaps received rather less romantic attention. Long before the invention of the motor car, the horse represented speed, freedom, prestige and personal mobility. Owning an impressive horse was once the equivalent of arriving in an expensive sports car, except that the horse required feeding even when parked, occasionally developed opinions about the intended destination and produced its own exhaust emissions in a particularly inconvenient form. Through its celebration of equine beauty and variety, this book offers an opportunity to appreciate an animal whose influence extends far beyond riding schools and racing courses. The horse helped shape human settlement, warfare, commerce and recreation, earning its reputation for nobility through centuries of service, athletic achievement and an apparently inexhaustible tolerance for human eccentricity. Of course, the horse’s greatest triumph may be that, despite the invention of tractors, automobiles and aircraft, people continue to devote extraordinary amounts of money, time and affection to owning one. Few supposedly obsolete forms of transport have maintained such a loyal following. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 1988, displaying ordinary signs of age and handling. It remains a perfectly respectable addition to the bookshelf and, unlike its four-legged subjects, requires neither stabling, veterinary attention nor an alarmingly expensive supply of hay. Published by Bateman in 1988. ISBN: 0908610556. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate noble creatures, fine photography and the considerable economic advantages of collecting books about horses rather than actual horses. A delightful addition to any collection of equestrian literature, animal photography or natural history. Particularly recommended for horse lovers, riders and anyone who appreciates the extraordinary beauty of an animal that managed to become a symbol of freedom while spending much of its working life being told exactly where to go. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7830/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-noble-horse-nov-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bateman 9780908610556 GB Standard 7.50 GBP COB-7829 Dashboards by David Holland There was a time when a car dashboard consisted of a speedometer, a fuel gauge and perhaps a small red light that illuminated shortly before something expensive happened. Then automotive designers discovered that the space immediately in front of the driver offered almost unlimited opportunities for creative expression, mechanical extravagance and the installation of mysterious switches whose functions would remain unknown until the vehicle was sold. In Dashboards (1994), David Holland celebrates one of the most overlooked yet fascinating aspects of automotive design: the instrument panel. Published by Phaidon, this wonderfully unusual book explores the visual character, engineering and sheer aesthetic variety of the dashboards that have accompanied generations of motorists on their journeys, from the elegantly restrained to the gloriously overcomplicated. The dashboard is, after all, the part of a motor car that its owner spends the greatest amount of time looking at, assuming they occasionally glance away from the road. It is the interface between driver and machine, a collection of instruments and controls intended to communicate vital information while simultaneously reassuring the occupant that the manufacturer has employed somebody with an artistic temperament. Over the decades, dashboards have reflected changing fashions, technological ambitions and national personalities. American manufacturers embraced chrome, elaborate instrumentation and controls resembling those found in a particularly ambitious aircraft cockpit. British designers frequently favoured polished wood, traditional gauges and the comforting impression that the driver was seated inside an expensive grandfather clock. European manufacturers pursued their own distinctive interpretations of functionality, elegance and occasional bewilderment. Holland’s book treats these extraordinary arrangements as objects worthy of appreciation in their own right, revealing how much automotive history can be understood simply by examining what manufacturers chose to place in front of their drivers. From beautiful analogue dials and intricate switchgear to futuristic experiments in instrumentation, the dashboard tells a remarkable story about design, technology and the evolving relationship between people and their cars. There is something particularly appealing about the era before enormous touchscreens began replacing physical controls. Once upon a time, adjusting the heating required nothing more complicated than moving a lever. Today, the same operation may involve navigating three menus while attempting not to drive into a hedge. Progress, apparently, is a complicated business. Condition: Very Good. This is a previously owned copy from 1994, displaying only modest signs of age and handling. Unlike the dashboards of certain classic vehicles, it contains no cracked vinyl, malfunctioning illumination or unidentified rattles emanating from somewhere behind the glove compartment. Published by Phaidon in 1994. ISBN: 0714831727. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate the peculiar beauty of everyday engineering, especially when it involves enough gauges, switches and warning lights to make an ordinary journey to the shops resemble a minor space mission. A splendid addition to any collection of automotive design, industrial photography or motoring history. Particularly recommended for classic car enthusiasts, designers and anyone who has ever sat behind the wheel of an unfamiliar vehicle and wondered why its dashboard appears to have been designed by the control-room staff of a nuclear power station. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7829/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dashboards-nov-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phaidon 9780714831725 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7828 Out in Front - The Leslie Ballamy Story by Tony Russel British motor racing has always attracted a particularly fascinating collection of characters: wealthy enthusiasts, fearless drivers, ingenious engineers and men who regarded the laws of physics as little more than an inconvenient set of suggestions. Among these colourful individuals was Leslie Ballamy, a man whose remarkable contribution to automotive engineering demonstrated that one did not necessarily need a vast factory, an army of technicians or a reassuringly enormous bank balance to improve the performance of a motor car. In Out in Front – The Leslie Ballamy Story (2004), Tony Russel celebrates the life and achievements of one of Britain’s more inventive and individualistic motoring personalities. Published by Motor Racing Publications, this engaging biography explores Ballamy’s involvement in motor racing, his engineering innovations and his distinctive place in the development of British sporting automobiles. Ballamy was particularly associated with suspension design and the modification of Ford-based vehicles, pioneering ingenious independent front suspension arrangements that became highly desirable among enthusiasts seeking better handling and performance. His celebrated split-axle conversions helped transform otherwise ordinary machinery into something considerably more exciting, proving that a little mechanical imagination could achieve remarkable results without requiring the purchase of an entirely new motor car. This was an era when British sporting motorists were frequently prepared to dismantle perfectly functional vehicles in the belief that they could improve them. Sometimes they succeeded magnificently. Sometimes the resulting contraption spent six months occupying the family garage while its owner explained that the project was nearly finished. Ballamy belonged firmly among those whose technical ability justified the optimism. His story takes readers into the wonderfully inventive world of pre-war and post-war British motoring, when special builders, amateur competitors and independent engineers contributed enormously to automotive development. It was a time when an enthusiastic individual with access to a workshop, a suitable collection of tools and a complete disregard for conventional limitations could make a genuine impact on the sporting motor car. Russel’s account offers a fascinating portrait of Ballamy’s ingenuity, determination and achievements, providing an insight into a period when engineering innovation often emerged from small workshops rather than vast corporate research departments. For enthusiasts of British specials, historic competition machinery and automotive technical development, it recalls a particularly creative chapter of motoring history. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 2004, showing the ordinary signs of age and handling consistent with a book that has enjoyed a previous existence. Unlike a historic racing special, it should not require painstaking adjustment, fabrication of unobtainable components or a prolonged argument with a temperamental carburettor before providing enjoyment. Published by Motor Racing Publications in 2004. ISBN: 9781899870691. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we have considerable admiration for the enterprising British tradition of taking something perfectly serviceable, modifying it beyond recognition and declaring the result an improvement. Fortunately, our books generally remain in their original mechanical configuration. An excellent addition to any collection of British motor racing history, classic car engineering or biographies of automotive pioneers. Particularly recommended for readers who appreciate the remarkable individuals whose ideas helped shape sporting motoring, often with little more than ingenuity, determination and a workshop full of interesting bits of metal. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7828/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/out-in-front-nov-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Motor Racing Publications 9781899870691 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7827 Highway Heavy Metal - Worlds Trucks at Work by Arthur Ingram and Phippard Martin There are vehicles designed to transport the family, vehicles intended to impress the neighbours, and vehicles whose sole purpose is to move fifty tons of industrial equipment across a continent without becoming hopelessly entangled in the scenery. The last category is where the real excitement begins, particularly if your idea of an enjoyable afternoon involves enormous diesel engines, eighteen wheels and a reversing manoeuvre requiring the assistance of three men and a small committee. In Highway Heavy Metal – World’s Trucks at Work (1986), Arthur Ingram and Phippard Martin celebrate the mighty machines that keep the world’s industries moving. Published by Blandford Press, this illustrated tribute to commercial road transport explores the extraordinary variety of trucks employed in hauling everything from everyday freight to enormous loads that really ought to have been transported by railway, ship or possibly several elephants. The book captures an era when trucks were unapologetically mechanical monsters, built to work hard, travel enormous distances and occasionally produce enough exhaust smoke to obscure a reasonably sized village. From powerful long-distance highway hauliers to specialist industrial transporters, these magnificent machines demonstrate that moving heavy objects is a considerably more complicated business than simply attaching a trailer and hoping for the best. Behind every impressive truck lies a remarkable combination of engineering, practical ingenuity and the determination of drivers who spend their working lives negotiating mountain passes, crowded cities, remote highways and service stations serving food of uncertain historical provenance. While the rest of us complain about the difficulty of parking a family hatchback, professional truck drivers routinely manoeuvre enormous articulated vehicles into spaces that appear to have been designed for a wheelbarrow. Ingram and Martin offer an appreciation of the machines and the work they perform, reflecting a period when the commercial vehicle industry was developing increasingly powerful engines, sophisticated transmissions and specialised equipment to meet the demands of modern transport. It was a world of serious machinery, serious mileage and fuel consumption figures best discussed in private. There is also something wonderfully reassuring about the sheer physical presence of these vehicles. Unlike the modern tendency to disguise engineering beneath smooth plastic surfaces, the great trucks of the twentieth century looked exactly like what they were: enormous mechanical devices built to earn their living. Condition: Very Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 1986, showing only modest signs of age and handling. It has survived four decades without requiring a replacement gearbox, a new set of tyres or an expensive inspection by the Vehicle and Operator Services Agency, which makes it considerably less troublesome to own than the machinery pictured within. Published by Blandford Press in 1986. ISBN: 9780713716146. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate industrial machinery in all its magnificent excess, particularly when it can be delivered through the letterbox rather than requiring a police escort and an abnormal-load notification. An excellent addition to any collection of commercial vehicle literature, transport history or heavy engineering. Particularly recommended for truck enthusiasts, professional drivers and anyone who believes that the finest vehicles are not measured by their acceleration from 0 to 60 mph, but by how many tons they can haul uphill without bursting into flames. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7827/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/highway-heavy-metal-nov-2026.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press 9780713716146 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7826 car - Experience the evolution of the Automobile by Rod Green The motor car is one of humanity’s most remarkable inventions, transforming civilisation from a world in which journeys took several days and involved considerable quantities of horse manure into one where journeys take several hours and involve considerable quantities of traffic congestion. Nevertheless, few mechanical creations have inspired such devotion, extravagance, ingenuity and spectacularly questionable financial decisions. In Car – Experience the Evolution of the Automobile (2015), Rod Green takes readers on a fascinating journey through the history of the motor car, celebrating the extraordinary machines that transformed personal transport from an eccentric mechanical experiment into a global obsession. Published by Aura, this illustrated volume explores the development of the automobile, its technological achievements and the remarkable variety of vehicles that have emerged from more than a century of engineering ambition. The story begins with the pioneering horseless carriages of the late nineteenth century, when inventors enthusiastically attached engines to wheeled contraptions and hoped that the resulting machinery would travel in roughly the intended direction. From these uncertain beginnings emerged an industry that would reshape cities, economies, landscapes and the daily lives of millions. As the decades progressed, automobiles became faster, safer, more reliable and considerably more complicated. Manufacturers competed to produce everything from affordable family transport to outrageous sporting machines capable of reaching speeds that would have terrified their Victorian predecessors. Somewhere along the way, the humble motor car evolved from a practical means of transportation into a powerful expression of personal identity, social status and occasionally spectacularly poor taste. Green’s exploration of automotive evolution celebrates the designers, manufacturers and engineering breakthroughs behind the world’s most memorable cars. From elegant classics and pioneering production models to high-performance supercars and technological innovations, the book offers an engaging appreciation of the machines that have captured the public imagination. Naturally, progress has not always followed a perfectly sensible course. For every brilliant innovation there has been a peculiar design experiment, an unfortunate styling decision or a vehicle whose principal achievement was demonstrating that just because something could be manufactured did not necessarily mean anybody wanted to buy it. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 2015, showing the ordinary signs of age and handling associated with a book that has already travelled through at least one ownership. Unlike an ageing motor car, it requires no annual MOT, replacement timing belt or increasingly expensive investigation into a mysterious dashboard warning light. Published by Aura in 2015. ISBN: 9780233006543. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we believe the history of motoring should be accessible to everyone, including those whose automotive ambitions extend somewhat beyond their available bank balance. An excellent addition to any motoring enthusiast’s library, this is a celebration of automotive ingenuity, design and development. Ideal for anyone who appreciates beautiful machinery, fascinating engineering and the extraordinary human determination to create ever more elaborate ways of travelling somewhere only to discover there is nowhere to park. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7826/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/car-nov-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aura 9780233006543 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7825 The Iron Redskin - The History of the Indian Motorcycle by Harry V Sucher There are motorcycles, there are legendary motorcycles, and then there are Indian motorcycles, magnificent American machines from an age when two wheels, a thunderous engine and an almost complete disregard for personal comfort were considered the essential ingredients of mechanical progress. Before Harley-Davidson became the default choice for anyone wishing to announce their arrival three streets in advance, Indian was already busy establishing its own formidable reputation. In The Iron Redskin – The History of the Indian Motorcycle (2010), Harry V. Sucher chronicles the remarkable rise, glorious achievements and eventual misfortunes of one of America’s most celebrated motorcycle manufacturers. Published by Haynes, this substantial historical account explores the machines, personalities and engineering innovations that made Indian an enduring name in motorcycling history. Founded in 1901 in Springfield, Massachusetts, Indian quickly established itself as a pioneer of motorcycle development. Its early machines demonstrated impressive engineering ingenuity, while racing successes helped establish a reputation for speed, durability and mechanical sophistication. At a time when motorcycling was still regarded as an eccentric activity undertaken by men with extraordinary moustaches and a questionable attachment to their own safety, Indian was helping define what a motorcycle could actually achieve. The company’s legendary models, including the Scout and Chief, became icons of American engineering. With their distinctive styling, powerful engines and unmistakable presence, they represented an era when motorcycles possessed genuine individuality rather than merely differing in the arrangement of their plastic body panels. Indian machines served private enthusiasts, police forces and military organisations, proving equally capable of pursuing criminals, crossing difficult terrain and making their owners feel wonderfully important at the local motorcycle gathering. Their sporting achievements further enhanced the company’s reputation, although winning races and building excellent motorcycles did not necessarily guarantee that the accountants would remain cheerful. Unfortunately, Indian’s history was not entirely composed of glorious victories and polished chrome. Financial difficulties, management decisions and fierce competition eventually brought original production to an end in 1953, demonstrating once again that producing an exceptional machine and operating a successful business are two regrettably separate accomplishments. Sucher’s account captures the fascinating combination of engineering ambition, sporting achievement and commercial drama that characterised the Indian story. It is a compelling reminder of an age when motorcycle manufacturers could become national institutions through little more than mechanical genius, racing victories and an impressive willingness to take enormous risks. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy, displaying ordinary signs of age and handling. Unlike a neglected vintage Indian motorcycle, it should not require several months in a workshop, a specialist parts supplier or a second mortgage before it can be enjoyed. Published by Haynes in 2010. ISBN: 9781844255009. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate fine old machinery, particularly when it can be stored on a bookshelf without dripping oil onto the carpet. An excellent addition to any collection of classic motorcycle literature, American motoring history or legendary engineering enterprises. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate that Indian was making motorcycle history long before the modern world decided that every respectable midlife crisis required a leather jacket and an exceptionally loud exhaust. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7825/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-iron-redskin-nov-2026.jpg 32.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9781844255009 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7824 Humvee at War by Michael Green and Greg Stewart There are military vehicles designed for speed, others intended for comfort, and a few that appear to have been constructed specifically to frighten enemy soldiers into reconsidering their career choices. Then there is the Humvee, a magnificent American contraption that looks rather like a garden shed on steroids and possesses roughly the same enthusiasm for narrow European streets. In Humvee at War (2005), military vehicle enthusiasts Michael Green and Greg Stewart explore the remarkable career of the High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, better known as the HMMWV, or simply the Humvee. Published by Zenith Press, this illustrated volume celebrates one of the most recognisable military vehicles of the modern era, tracing its development, operational history and extraordinary versatility. Developed to replace a bewildering assortment of ageing American military vehicles, the Humvee entered service during the 1980s with a straightforward mission: carry soldiers and equipment across terrain that would leave most ordinary vehicles stranded, broken or quietly requesting assistance. Wide, powerful and exceptionally adaptable, it quickly became an indispensable part of the United States military’s considerable collection of machinery designed to go practically anywhere. The Humvee rose to international prominence during the 1991 Gulf War, when television audiences became familiar with its unmistakable silhouette travelling across the desert. Subsequent deployments in Somalia, the Balkans, Afghanistan and Iraq demonstrated both its remarkable usefulness and the considerable difficulties of operating relatively lightly protected vehicles in increasingly dangerous combat environments. Green and Stewart examine the Humvee’s military applications, technical development and numerous configurations, from troop transports and weapons carriers to ambulances and communications vehicles. It was effectively the Swiss Army knife of American military transport, assuming that the Swiss Army knife weighed several tons, consumed diesel fuel with enthusiasm and required a rather substantial parking space. Naturally, the Humvee also inspired the civilian Hummer, allowing prosperous motorists to experience something approaching military-grade transportation while undertaking particularly demanding missions to shopping centres and suburban golf clubs. Few military vehicles have made such a successful transition from battlefield necessity to a statement about the owner’s willingness to pay considerable sums at the petrol pump. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 2005, with the ordinary signs of age and handling expected of a book that has survived two decades. Unlike the vehicles it describes, it does not require specialist maintenance, oversized tyres or military logistical support. Published by Zenith Press in 2005. ISBN: 9780760321515. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we specialise in interesting books with previous service histories, although fortunately none of ours require armoured protection or deployment clearance. An excellent addition to any collection of military vehicle literature, modern warfare history or American automotive engineering. Particularly recommended for anyone fascinated by the extraordinary ingenuity involved in building a vehicle capable of crossing a desert, yet sufficiently wide to make an ordinary British country lane feel like a particularly ambitious obstacle course. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7824/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/humvee-at-war-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zenith Press 9780760321515 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7823 The Native American Experience by Jay Wertz History, as traditionally taught, has a rather unfortunate habit of beginning with the arrival of Europeans, as though an entire continent had spent several thousand years patiently waiting for somebody to turn up with a flag, a questionable navigation system and a remarkably confident attitude towards other people’s property. Fortunately, North America’s Indigenous peoples had established sophisticated societies, cultures, trading networks and civilisations long before anyone thought to describe the continent as a New World. In The Native American Experience (2010), Jay Wertz explores the extraordinary history, diversity and cultural heritage of the Indigenous peoples of North America. Published by Andre Deutsch, this richly illustrated historical volume examines a fascinating and frequently turbulent story, from ancient traditions and established civilisations to the profound consequences of European colonisation and the continuing survival of Native American identities. Far from representing a single homogeneous culture, Native American societies encompassed an immense variety of nations, languages, customs, political systems and ways of life. From the agricultural communities of the Southwest to the peoples of the Great Plains, the forests of the East and the Pacific Northwest, each developed distinctive relationships with its environment, neighbours and traditions. Then came European expansion, accompanied by treaties, territorial ambitions and an increasingly inventive interpretation of the word agreement. The resulting history contains extraordinary courage, remarkable diplomacy, devastating conflict and a succession of government policies that frequently demonstrated a greater enthusiasm for acquiring land than honouring promises. Wertz brings together the people, events and historical developments that shaped the Native American experience, offering readers an opportunity to look beyond the familiar Hollywood imagery of feathered headdresses, charging cavalry and suspiciously clean frontier settlements. The reality was infinitely more complex, involving sophisticated diplomacy, economic systems, cultural achievements and struggles for sovereignty that continue to resonate today. The book also serves as a reminder that Native American history is not merely a collection of dramatic nineteenth-century confrontations. Indigenous communities remain living, evolving societies whose histories and contributions cannot conveniently be confined to the final reel of a Western. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy, showing ordinary signs of age and handling consistent with a book published in 2010. It remains a worthwhile reading copy, with considerably more substance than the average cinematic account of the American frontier. Published by Andre Deutsch in 2010. ISBN: 9780233003122. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we believe history becomes considerably more interesting when it includes the people who were already there before somebody else arrived and announced they had discovered the place. An absorbing addition to any collection of American history, Indigenous studies or illustrated historical reference works. Particularly suitable for readers who suspect that the familiar story of America’s westward expansion might have been rather different when viewed from the perspective of those already living in the West. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7823/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-native-american-experience-nov-2026.jpg 3.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Andre Deutsch 9780233003122 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7822 A Pride of Bentleys by John Adams and Ray Roberts There are motor cars, there are expensive motor cars, and then there are Bentleys, magnificent rolling declarations that the owner has not merely acquired wealth but would quite like everyone else to become aware of the fact without the vulgar necessity of mentioning it. A Bentley was never simply a means of getting from one place to another. It was a means of arriving, preferably outside a country house, with enough mechanical authority to suggest that the building might actually belong to you. In A Pride of Bentleys (1978), John Adams and Ray Roberts celebrate one of Britain’s most distinguished motoring marques, exploring the engineering, elegance and extraordinary character of cars that became synonymous with performance, prestige and the sort of financial circumstances in which petrol consumption was considered a matter for the chauffeur. Published by Chartwell Books, this handsome volume recalls the remarkable Bentley tradition, beginning with the pioneering spirit of W. O. Bentley and the legendary machines that established the company’s reputation. The great sporting Bentleys of the 1920s were not delicate little sports cars designed for leisurely Sunday outings. They were enormous, thunderous creations built to travel very quickly over considerable distances, preferably while defeating the French at Le Mans. The famous Bentley Boys helped turn the marque into a symbol of British sporting extravagance, demonstrating that considerable wealth, engineering enthusiasm and a magnificent disregard for mechanical restraint could occasionally produce something genuinely worthwhile. Their exploits belonged to an age when motor racing involved leather helmets, tremendous moustaches and the distinct possibility of ending the afternoon in a ditch. Over the decades, Bentley evolved from a manufacturer of formidable sporting machines into a byword for luxurious high-performance motoring. The cars became more refined, the interiors more sumptuous and the clientele increasingly unlikely to undertake their own oil changes. Nevertheless, the combination of craftsmanship, power and understated magnificence remained central to the Bentley identity. Adams and Roberts provide an affectionate tribute to this remarkable automotive heritage, making the book an appealing addition to the collection of anyone interested in classic British engineering, prestigious marques or the fascinating history of people who regarded an ordinary motor car as an unfortunate compromise. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy from 1978, showing the general signs of age and handling appropriate to a book approaching its half-century. It has enjoyed a considerably more economical existence than the vehicles featured within its pages, requiring neither premium petrol nor an appropriately expensive garage. Published by Chartwell Books in 1978. ISBN: 0890092281. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where our stock may lack the polished walnut, Connolly leather and aristocratic associations of a vintage Bentley, but fortunately comes with considerably more democratic pricing. An excellent choice for Bentley enthusiasts, collectors of motoring literature and anyone who would enjoy owning something associated with one of the world’s most prestigious motor manufacturers without first having to consult their bank manager. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7822/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-pride-of-bentleys-nov-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chartwell Books 9780890092286 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7821 The Anatomy of the Car - One Hundred Years of Development from the Benz Tricycle to the 1988 Porsche by Jeff Daniels A hundred years ago, the motor car was a rather alarming contraption involving three wheels, an engine of questionable temperament and a driver whose principal qualification was an optimistic attitude towards personal survival. By 1988, Porsche had transformed the same basic idea into a sophisticated piece of German engineering capable of travelling at extraordinary speeds while making its owner feel considerably more important than the people waiting at the bus stop. Quite an achievement for a century’s work. In The Anatomy of the Car – One Hundred Years of Development from the Benz Tricycle to the 1988 Porsche, motoring writer Jeff Daniels takes readers on a fascinating journey through the mechanical evolution of the automobile. Published by Brian Trodd Publishing House in 1990, this substantial exploration of automotive engineering examines how the primitive horseless carriage developed into the extraordinarily complex machine that modern motorists take for granted, usually until something expensive goes wrong. From the pioneering inventions of Karl Benz to the increasingly sophisticated engineering of the late twentieth century, Daniels explores the innovations that transformed motoring. Engines became more powerful, transmissions more refined, suspension systems more effective and brakes considerably more reassuring. Meanwhile, the average motorist gradually lost the ability to repair anything without consulting a specialist equipped with an impressive collection of tools and an equally impressive hourly rate. The book celebrates the ingenuity of generations of designers and engineers who wrestled with the problems of propulsion, handling, reliability and performance. What began as an eccentric mechanical experiment became one of the defining technologies of modern civilisation, bringing unprecedented freedom of movement, vast industrial fortunes and the uniquely British pleasure of spending forty minutes stationary on the M25. For enthusiasts interested in what actually happens beneath the bonnet, rather than merely admiring polished bodywork, this is an appealing examination of the machinery that made motoring possible. It recalls an era when automotive progress could be measured in pistons, gears and engineering breakthroughs rather than the number of screens fitted to the dashboard. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy with general signs of age and handling, including a slightly curled cover. The curvature is confined to the book’s exterior and should not be confused with an innovative aerodynamic development. It remains a perfectly respectable reading copy, particularly for anyone more interested in the evolution of engineering than the geometrical perfection of paperback covers. Published by Brian Trodd Publishing House in 1990. ISBN: 9781853611339. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate that the finest examples of automotive history need not arrive in showroom condition. Unlike a neglected classic car, this particular survivor should require neither welding nor a new exhaust system before being enjoyed. A splendid acquisition for classic car enthusiasts, mechanically curious readers and anyone who has ever opened a car bonnet, stared thoughtfully at the contents and concluded that a hundred years of progress had made things remarkably complicated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7821/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-anatony-of-the-car-nov-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Brian Trodd Publishing House 9781853611339 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7820 Jowett Jupiter - The Car That Leaped to Fame by Edmund Nankivell There was a time when British motor manufacturers were perfectly capable of producing something genuinely brilliant, only to discover that commercial success required rather more than engineering ingenuity, sporting triumphs and an enthusiastic gentleman in a tweed jacket. The Jowett Jupiter was one such creation: an extraordinary little sports car that proved a modest Yorkshire manufacturer could take on the world, provided nobody asked too many awkward questions about the balance sheet. In Jowett Jupiter – The Car That Leaped to Fame (1981), Edmund Nankivell tells the fascinating story of one of Britain’s most distinctive and unjustly overlooked post-war sports cars. Published by Batsford, this is a celebration of automotive ambition, mechanical originality and the rather touching belief that building an excellent motor car would somehow guarantee a profitable business. Introduced in 1950 by Jowett Cars of Bradford, the Jupiter was an unlikely sporting hero. Equipped with a horizontally opposed four-cylinder engine, advanced chassis engineering and a distinctly individual appearance, it was hardly the conventional British sports car. Nevertheless, it demonstrated a remarkable talent for endurance racing, achieving class victories at Le Mans and establishing a reputation that considerably exceeded the size of its manufacturer’s advertising budget. Here was a vehicle capable of embarrassing considerably more glamorous machinery, despite originating from a company better known for producing dependable family cars in Yorkshire. It was the automotive equivalent of a respectable provincial accountant turning up at the Monte Carlo Casino and unexpectedly winning the evening. Nankivell explores the Jupiter’s development, competition achievements and remarkable place in British motoring history, recalling an era when manufacturers were willing to experiment with engineering ideas rather than merely install increasingly elaborate entertainment systems. The Jupiter offered individuality, performance and genuine sporting credentials, although its commercial prospects were less impressive than its ability to negotiate a racing circuit. Sadly, Jowett’s extraordinary adventure was relatively short-lived, and production ended in the early 1950s. The Jupiter remains a fascinating reminder of what British engineering could achieve when imagination briefly outran financial caution. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy dating from 1981, displaying the ordinary signs of age and handling that accompany a book with more than four decades behind it. Unlike certain classic British motor cars, it should not require a complete mechanical rebuild before providing enjoyment. Published by Batsford in 1981. ISBN: 0713438355. Offered by Crappy Old Books, specialists in giving interesting old books another opportunity to demonstrate their usefulness, preferably without the need for specialist tools, replacement gaskets or a sympathetic bank manager. An appealing addition to any collection of British motoring history, obscure sports cars or splendid commercial misadventures. Particularly recommended for enthusiasts who appreciate the peculiar romance of a small Yorkshire manufacturer building a car capable of conquering Le Mans, yet somehow failing to conquer the considerably less glamorous business of staying in business. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7820/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jowett-jupiter-nov-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Batsford 9780713438352 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7819 Land Rover by James Taylor There are cars designed to glide effortlessly along immaculate motorways, cars built to impress the neighbours, and cars whose principal achievement is getting their occupants from one end of a supermarket car park to the other. And then there is the Land Rover, a vehicle apparently conceived on the understanding that roads were an unnecessary luxury and comfort a dangerous sign of weakness. In Land Rover (1997), motoring historian James Taylor celebrates one of Britain’s most enduring contributions to the art of going somewhere difficult, getting thoroughly muddy and returning home with a story involving a broken axle, several sheep and a man called Brian. Published by Greenwich Editions, this illustrated volume explores the remarkable history of the Land Rover, from its utilitarian beginnings as a post-war agricultural workhorse to its evolution into a motoring institution. The original Land Rover was not so much designed as assembled around a series of uncompromising principles: it should be tough, practical, repairable and capable of crossing terrain that would cause an ordinary saloon car to surrender immediately. Refinements such as soundproofing, comfortable seating and effective heating were evidently regarded as suspicious continental extravagances. Yet that was precisely its appeal. Farmers, explorers, soldiers, emergency services and adventurers all discovered that the Land Rover could accomplish extraordinary things while looking as though it had been constructed in a particularly enthusiastic garden shed. Its distinctive shape became instantly recognisable across the world, from English country lanes to African bush tracks, Australian outback stations and places where the nearest mechanic was several hundred miles away. Taylor’s book offers an affectionate look at this extraordinary British machine, its development, character and enduring reputation. It is a fitting tribute to a vehicle that somehow managed to become both a symbol of rugged practicality and, eventually, an object of considerable social aspiration. Few vehicles have made the journey from carrying livestock to carrying people who own several properties quite so convincingly. Condition: Good. This is a pre-owned copy with the sort of general wear one might reasonably expect from a book published in 1997. It has survived considerably longer than some of the vehicles it describes may have managed without attention to their electrics. Published by Greenwich Editions in 1997. ISBN: 9780862881856. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe that a book about Land Rovers needn’t be pristine to be worth owning. Indeed, a little evidence of previous use seems entirely appropriate. After all, nobody ever bought a Land Rover because they were afraid of a few scratches. An excellent addition to the bookshelf of any Land Rover enthusiast, classic vehicle admirer or person who believes that four-wheel drive is not merely a mechanical arrangement but a perfectly reasonable excuse to disappear into a field for the weekend. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7819/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/landrover-nov-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Greenwich Editions 9780862881856 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7818 General Thinker by Remo Giuffre Some people know a great deal about one thing. Others know a little about absolutely everything, including several things that nobody particularly wanted to know about in the first place. Remo Giuffre, it seems, has decided that the latter approach deserves rather more recognition. General Thinker (2014) is a celebration of curiosity, creativity, connections and the rather unfashionable art of thinking about things simply because they’re interesting. Published by Eolo, it makes a compelling case for the restless mind that refuses to remain obediently confined to a single subject, profession or neatly labelled departmental pigeonhole. In a world increasingly obsessed with specialists, consultants, experts and people who describe themselves as thought leaders without apparently noticing how ridiculous that sounds, Giuffre champions the generalist: that peculiar individual who wanders freely between ideas, spots connections where others see unrelated clutter, and occasionally comes up with something genuinely original while everyone else is attending a meeting about innovation. The general thinker is not necessarily the person who knows the answer. More often, it’s the person who wonders why everyone is asking the wrong question. Such people can be irritating at dinner parties, particularly when a straightforward discussion about the weather somehow develops into an examination of Renaissance architecture, supermarket psychology and the philosophical implications of the paperclip. But civilisation arguably owes quite a lot to people who couldn’t leave well enough alone. Giuffre’s approach offers encouragement to anyone who has ever been accused of lacking focus, having too many interests or failing to settle down and become something respectable. Perhaps the problem isn’t an inability to concentrate. Perhaps it’s an unwillingness to accept that the universe should be divided into convenient little boxes, each administered by somebody with a certificate. Or perhaps you’re simply easily distracted. There is, admittedly, a fine line. Thought-provoking, unconventional and refreshingly enthusiastic about the possibilities of the human imagination, General Thinker is a book for curious minds, intellectual wanderers, creative troublemakers and anyone who suspects that knowing a little about everything might actually be rather useful. This 2014 edition, ISBN 9780992584801, is offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, where we enthusiastically support independent thinking, provided it doesn’t involve thinking too carefully about why anyone would establish a business selling second-hand books. An excellent acquisition for anyone who enjoys ideas, questions conventional wisdom, or has ever started researching one subject and emerged six hours later knowing rather a lot about something completely different. After all, why specialise in one corner of the universe when there’s an entire universe available to misunderstand? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7818/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/general-thinker-oct-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eolo 9780992584801 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7817 Frommers 1981-82 Guide to London by Stanley Haggart and Darwin Porter Frommer’s 1981–82 Guide to London (1981) by Stanley Haggart and Darwin Porter – Simon & Schuster ISBN: 0671414348 Condition: Good Published: 1981 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when visiting London required a guidebook, a street map, a pocketful of coins for telephone boxes and sufficient patience to navigate the Underground without the assistance of a smartphone informing you that your train had been cancelled due to an entirely unspecified incident. Welcome to Frommer’s 1981–82 Guide to London, by Stanley Haggart and Darwin Porter, published by Simon & Schuster in 1981, when Britain was governed by Margaret Thatcher, Prince Charles had just married Lady Diana Spencer, and London’s inhabitants were contemplating the future with varying degrees of optimism and industrial unrest. This wonderfully dated travel guide promises to help the sophisticated, knowledgeable traveller discover the best holiday values in the British capital, an ambition that now seems almost impossibly quaint given the modern cost of accommodation, transport and purchasing a modest sandwich near Buckingham Palace. Inside lies a fascinating portrait of London as it existed more than four decades ago, when red telephone boxes were still useful, double-decker buses possessed rather more character than electronic equipment, and tourists could explore the capital without being encouraged to download seventeen applications before breakfast. Hotels, restaurants, attractions, shopping districts and entertainment venues are presented through the wonderfully optimistic lens of early-eighties travel publishing. Some establishments will have disappeared, others will have transformed themselves beyond recognition, and the prices will undoubtedly provoke a mixture of nostalgia, disbelief and the uncomfortable suspicion that somebody has been quietly inflating everything ever since. The book’s greatest attraction today is not necessarily its usefulness as a practical guide. Attempting to arrange a London holiday using 1981 accommodation prices would probably end in disappointment, while contacting a restaurant listed under a telephone number from the period could produce some interesting conversations. Instead, it provides a splendid historical snapshot of a city poised between its post-war identity and the financial, architectural and cultural transformations that would reshape it during the following decades. The original illustrated cover is particularly appealing, featuring a stylised London skyline, Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament in a distinctly early-eighties graphic design. It evokes an age when travel guides were expected to look adventurous without requiring animated graphics or interactive maps. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage paperback displaying the ordinary signs of age, handling and previous ownership. The illustrated cover shows noticeable rubbing, creasing and wear, entirely consistent with a guidebook that may have accompanied its owner through London’s occasionally unforgiving streets. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where obsolete travel advice is celebrated, historical hotel prices are viewed with considerable envy, and nobody expects the recommended restaurants to honour their 1981 menus. An entertaining collectible for enthusiasts of London history, vintage travel guides, early-eighties nostalgia and the peculiar pleasure of discovering how familiar places looked before modernisation got hold of them. A reminder that London has always been expensive, complicated and faintly exhausting, although at least in 1981 you didn’t need a mobile telephone to find your way around it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7817/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frommers%201981-82-guide-to-london-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9780671414344 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7816 A Dictionary of Geography by WG Moore A Dictionary of Geography (1963) by W. G. Moore – Penguin Books ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1963 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when geography was considered an essential component of a respectable education, the British Empire still occupied a substantial portion of the classroom wall map, and schoolchildren were expected to know the principal rivers of South America without consulting a smartphone. Welcome to A Dictionary of Geography, W. G. Moore’s splendidly comprehensive reference work, published by Penguin in 1963, when the world was still divided into clearly defined countries, disputed territories and enormous expanses of land that seemed to exist principally to confuse examination candidates. Geography, of course, is a wonderfully ambitious subject. It attempts to explain everything from the formation of mountains and the movement of rivers to the distribution of populations, the development of industries and the peculiar human determination to establish enormous cities in places where the weather is thoroughly disagreeable. Moore’s dictionary provides a convenient guide to the terminology of this expansive discipline, bringing geographical concepts together in a format designed for students, teachers and anyone who has ever wondered precisely what distinguishes an estuary from a delta, or why certain geological formations seem determined to acquire names that nobody can pronounce. Here are the processes that shape our planet, the physical features that define its landscapes and the language through which geographers attempt to impose some intellectual order upon several billion years of geological inconvenience. Published in 1963, this Penguin edition possesses an additional historical fascination. The world was undergoing extraordinary political and geographical change. Former colonies were becoming independent nations, international boundaries were being reconsidered, and the Cold War ensured that the political map remained a subject of considerable diplomatic anxiety. Meanwhile, mountains continued rising, rivers continued eroding their valleys, and continental drift was gradually becoming an increasingly serious scientific proposition, despite the obvious inconvenience of discovering that the ground beneath one’s feet was not quite as stationary as previously assumed. There is something rather appealing about a vintage geographical reference book. Its terminology, explanations and scientific perspectives preserve a particular moment in the development of geographical knowledge, offering modern readers an opportunity to observe how the discipline itself has evolved. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage Penguin paperback showing the ordinary signs of age, handling and previous ownership. Having survived more than sixty years of geographical and political upheaval, it remains an appealing example of mid-century educational publishing. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1963, books were expected to identify themselves through authors, titles and publishers, while geographical exploration generally involved maps rather than satellite navigation. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where obscure geographical terminology is welcomed, obsolete educational reference works are appreciated, and customers are not required to identify the capital of Upper Volta before completing their purchase. An entertaining and informative addition to any collection of vintage Penguin books, geography, educational history or historical reference literature. A reminder that the world never stops changing, although fortunately some of its mountains have the decency to move rather slowly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7816/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dictionary-of-geography-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7815 Scotland Yard by Harold Scott Scotland Yard (1957) by Harold Scott – Penguin Books ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1957 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when British policing was conducted by stern gentlemen in dark uniforms, detectives wore respectable suits, and the successful investigation of a murder apparently depended upon an excellent memory, a reliable notebook and the ability to look suspiciously at somebody while smoking a pipe. Welcome to Scotland Yard, Harold Scott’s fascinating examination of Britain’s most famous police institution, published by Penguin in 1957, when London’s criminal underworld was still considered sufficiently alarming without the additional complications of cybercrime, identity theft and criminals operating from the comfort of their bedrooms. Sir Harold Scott was no casual observer of police affairs. Having served as Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police from 1945 to 1953, he was exceptionally well placed to explain the workings of an organisation whose name had become internationally synonymous with criminal investigation, detection and the occasional unfortunate failure to apprehend a particularly enterprising villain. Scotland Yard occupied a special place in the British imagination. It was the home of celebrated detectives, complicated investigations and the reassuring conviction that somewhere in London a determined inspector was examining a set of fingerprints while announcing that the murderer had made one fatal mistake. Reality, naturally, was rather less theatrical. Scott’s account provides an insider’s perspective on the organisation, responsibilities and traditions of the Metropolitan Police, examining the complicated business of maintaining law and order in one of the world’s great cities. From ordinary police duties to the more specialised activities of criminal investigation, the book offers an intriguing glimpse into the machinery of British policing during the middle of the twentieth century. Published in 1957, it is particularly interesting as a historical document. Britain was emerging from post-war austerity, organised crime was evolving, and policing was beginning to encounter technological and social changes that would transform the profession in subsequent decades. There were no mobile phones, computerised criminal databases or automatic number plate recognition systems. Detectives were expected to investigate crimes through interviews, observation, forensic examination and the occasional inspired deduction. Whether all this produced better policing is debatable, but it certainly provided excellent material for crime novelists. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage Penguin paperback showing the ordinary signs of age, handling and previous ownership. A survivor from the era of traditional British policing, when the Flying Squad was considerably more famous than the average police press office. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1957, booksellers somehow managed without international numbering systems, while police officers were expected to identify suspicious individuals through methods rather more complicated than scanning a barcode. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where vintage crime literature is welcomed, historical police procedure is examined with appropriate curiosity, and customers are assured that purchasing this volume will not automatically place them under surveillance. An entertaining and informative collectible for enthusiasts of British police history, Scotland Yard, true crime and vintage Penguin publications. A reminder that criminals have always been inventive, detectives have always been busy, and the paperwork has probably never been particularly enjoyable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7815/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scotland-yard-oct-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7814 It Aint Necessarily So by Larry Adler It Ain’t Necessarily So (1985) by Larry Adler – Fontana ISBN: 9780006369455 Condition: Good Published: 1985 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when becoming an internationally celebrated musician generally required years of formal training, an expensive instrument and the ability to persuade one’s parents that playing music constituted a respectable alternative to finding proper employment. Larry Adler, demonstrating a magnificent disregard for convention, decided to conquer the entertainment world with a harmonica. Welcome to It Ain’t Necessarily So, the wonderfully outspoken autobiography of one of the twentieth century’s most extraordinary musicians, a man who transformed the humble mouth organ from something associated with railway platforms, seaside holidays and enthusiastic amateurs into an instrument capable of holding its own in the world’s finest concert halls. Born in Baltimore in 1914, Adler possessed an astonishing musical talent, considerable ambition and a personality apparently designed to ensure that nobody within earshot remained unaware of either. His remarkable career brought him into contact with some of the greatest personalities of the entertainment world, including George Gershwin, Fred Astaire, Jack Benny and Al Jolson. He performed with distinguished orchestras, inspired compositions from serious classical musicians and demonstrated that a harmonica could produce rather more sophisticated results than the average schoolboy’s interpretation of Oh! Susanna. But Adler’s life was considerably more complicated than a succession of triumphant musical performances. Hollywood, international celebrity, romantic entanglements and political controversy all played their parts in a career that frequently resembled an elaborate theatrical production whose leading character had declined to read the script. During the McCarthy era, Adler found himself caught up in America’s anti-communist investigations, suffering professional blacklisting and political hostility. His subsequent move to Britain brought a new chapter in his remarkable career, although it did little to moderate his enthusiasm for expressing forthright opinions. And opinions he certainly possessed. Adler’s autobiography is filled with anecdotes, sharp observations, celebrity encounters and the sort of gloriously indiscreet recollections that make one suspect several prominent individuals would have preferred him to concentrate exclusively on playing the harmonica. The book’s title, borrowed f https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7814/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/it-aint-necessarily-so-oct-2026.jpg 0.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006369455 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7813 Electrical Cataloge - N0 281 - Wiring Accessories Switchgear Appliances by Samuel Gratix Ltd Electrical Catalogue No. 281 – Wiring Accessories, Switchgear & Appliances (1952) by Samuel Gratrix Ltd Publisher: Samuel Gratrix Ltd ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1952 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when electricity was considered a remarkable modern convenience, household wiring was an adventure in applied engineering, and the average British home contained enough Bakelite, porcelain and exposed metal fittings to make a contemporary health and safety inspector consider early retirement. Welcome to Electrical Catalogue No. 281, published in 1952 by Samuel Gratrix Ltd, a splendidly comprehensive illustrated catalogue from the golden age of British electrical engineering, when switches were substantial, fuse boxes were formidable, and the prospect of rewiring a house involved rather more than ordering a collection of plastic accessories from the internet. And what an extraordinary collection of electrical contraptions it contains! Extending to approximately 177 pages, this fascinating volume offers an extensive illustrated selection of electrical equipment, complete with manufacturers’ names, technical specifications, product numbers and original prices in glorious pre-decimal currency. Here are Wylex switch-fuse control units, cooker switches, Bakelite fittings, porcelain connectors, junction boxes, circuit breakers, fluorescent lighting, immersion heaters, electric fires, hairdryers, electric irons, toasters and all manner of domestic and industrial electrical apparatus. There are heating elements, fire spirals, lamp holders, thermostats, electrical testing equipment and enough switches, plugs and sockets to equip a modest post-war housing estate. The illustrations are particularly appealing, presenting the actual products available to electricians, contractors and householders during a period when Britain was enthusiastically embracing the electrical future. One can almost smell the warm Bakelite. The catalogue also provides a fascinating insight into historical electrical standards, including equipment designed for differing mains voltages and installations that would look distinctly unfamiliar to today’s electricians. The original prices are another delightful feature. Listed in pounds, shillings and pence, they preserve a commercial world in which electrical equipment could cost 57/6, invoices required considerable arithmetic, and decimalisation remained a distant threat to national stability. Published in 1952, during the post-war reconstruction period, this catalogue is more than a commercial publication. It is an illustrated historical record of British manufacturing, domestic technology and the practical business of bringing electricity into everyday life. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage hardback showing the expected signs of age, handling and previous ownership. The original green cloth binding retains its understated industrial character, while the extensively illustrated interior offers a remarkable journey through the electrical technology of the early 1950s. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In those days, manufacturers relied upon catalogue numbers, product codes and the revolutionary concept of knowing what they were selling. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where obsolete electrical equipment is admired, Bakelite is treated with appropriate reverence, and customers are strongly discouraged from attempting to recreate 1952 wiring arrangements without professional assistance. A splendid collectible for electrical engineers, industrial historians, vintage appliance enthusiasts and restorers of period properties. A reminder that electricity may be invisible, but its history is wonderfully tangible. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7813/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/electrical-catalogue-oct-2026.jpg 34.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Samuel Gratix Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7812 Efforts at Truth - An Autobiography by Nicholas Mosley Efforts at Truth – An Autobiography (1996) by Nicholas Mosley – Minerva ISBN: 9780749396039 Condition: Good Published: 1996 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There are families whose principal historical achievements involve winning the village flower show, producing several generations of respectable accountants or maintaining an unusually bitter dispute over the ownership of a garden fence. And then there is the Mosley family, whose contribution to twentieth-century British history was considerably more controversial. Welcome to Efforts at Truth, Nicholas Mosley’s remarkable autobiography, in which the distinguished novelist and son of Sir Oswald Mosley attempts the decidedly complicated business of examining his own life while disentangling it from the political notoriety of his father. And what a family background to inherit. Nicholas Mosley was born into the British aristocracy, his father was the infamous leader of the British Union of Fascists, and his stepmother was Diana Mitford, whose connections with Nazi Germany ensured that family gatherings were unlikely to resemble an ordinary Sunday lunch in suburban Surrey. Yet Nicholas Mosley’s life was far more than an uncomfortable inheritance of aristocratic privilege and political embarrassment. He served during the Second World War, experienced the moral and intellectual upheavals of a generation confronting the catastrophic consequences of European extremism, and subsequently established himself as an accomplished novelist and thinker. His autobiography explores the complicated relationship between personal identity, family loyalty, political conviction and the elusive business of discovering what is actually true. The title itself is revealing. Not The Truth, confidently announced from some lofty position of absolute certainty, but Efforts at Truth, suggesting that honesty is less a destination than a frequently uncomfortable process of examination, doubt and reconsideration. Mosley writes with the perspective of someone whose circumstances placed him unusually close to some of the twentieth century’s most disturbing political developments, yet whose own intellectual journey took him in markedly different directions. The result is an absorbing mixture of personal recollection, family history, philosophical reflection and literary autobiography. There is something distinctly ironic about an aristocratic family whose members once entertained ambitions of reshaping British civilisation subsequently becoming the subject of such searching literary introspection. Published by Minerva in 1996, this edition offers a fascinating account of a life lived in the shadow of extraordinary historical events, from the upheavals of the 1930s to the intellectual and cultural transformations of post-war Britain. Condition: Good. A respectable second-hand paperback showing the ordinary signs of age, handling and previous ownership. It has survived the decades rather more successfully than the political ambitions of certain members of the author’s family. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where uncomfortable history is welcomed, political reputations receive no special protection, and inherited titles are considered considerably less important than having something interesting to say. An absorbing addition to any collection of British autobiography, twentieth-century history, literary memoirs or the extraordinary story of the Mosley and Mitford families. A reminder that one cannot choose one’s relatives, but one can spend a lifetime attempting to understand them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7812/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/efforts-at-truth-oct-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Minerva 9780749396039 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7811 Through Yorkshire by Gordon Home Through Yorkshire (1922) by Gordon Home – J. M. Dent & Sons ISBN: None Condition: Fair Published: 1922 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when travelling through Yorkshire was considered an adventure requiring stout boots, a reliable railway timetable, considerable patience and a willingness to engage in conversation with people whose opinions about Lancashire were unlikely to be entirely complimentary. Welcome to Through Yorkshire, Gordon Home’s charming exploration of England’s largest historic county, published by J. M. Dent in 1922, when the Yorkshire landscape was still a magnificent combination of ancient towns, windswept moors, industrial enterprise and villages whose inhabitants regarded newcomers with a mixture of hospitality and profound suspicion. Gordon Home was an accomplished artist, writer and enthusiastic chronicler of Britain’s architectural and historical inheritance. His travels through Yorkshire reveal a landscape rich in history, character and local peculiarities, from medieval churches and ruined abbeys to picturesque settlements and the dramatic scenery of the northern countryside. And what a county to explore. Yorkshire has never been particularly modest about its attractions. Its inhabitants have traditionally regarded their county as something approaching a separate civilisation, possessing superior landscapes, superior tea and an unrivalled ability to explain why practically everything was better in Yorkshire. Home’s affectionate treatment of the region belongs to a golden age of British topographical writing, when travellers explored the countryside with notebooks, sketchbooks and a genuine curiosity about the places they encountered. There were no online reviews, no satellite navigation and certainly no electronic devices announcing that a medieval abbey was temporarily closed due to insufficient customer feedback. Published in 1922, the book also captures Yorkshire at an intriguing historical moment. Britain was emerging from the devastation of the Great War, motor transport was beginning to transform travel, and the traditional landscapes and communities of the countryside were gradually confronting the demands of a new century. What makes such volumes particularly appealing today is their ability to preserve a world that has partly disappeared. Buildings have changed, industries have declined, roads have multiplied and numerous quiet corners of the countryside have become considerably less quiet. Yet much of Yorkshire’s enduring character remains instantly recognisable. Condition: Fair. A venerable antiquarian copy displaying noticeable signs of age, handling and previous ownership. More than a century of existence has inevitably left its mark, although a certain degree of weathering seems entirely appropriate for a book devoted to a county famous for its formidable landscapes and occasionally challenging climate. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1922, booksellers managed without barcodes, while travellers relied upon maps, signposts and occasionally asking directions from somebody who might actually know where they were going. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where elderly travel literature is welcomed, regional pride is respectfully tolerated, and customers from Lancashire are permitted to purchase without additional charges. A delightful historical companion for collectors of Yorkshire books, vintage travel writing, British topography and early twentieth-century regional history. A reminder that Yorkshire has changed considerably over the past century, although persuading its inhabitants that anywhere else might be equally wonderful remains a formidable undertaking. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7811/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/through-yorkshire-oct-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7810 British Dogs at Work by A Croxton Smith British Dogs at Work (1906) by A. Croxton Smith – A. & C. Black ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1906 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when dogs were expected to earn their living, rather than spend their afternoons occupying expensive sofas, consuming specially formulated organic dinners and attending appointments with canine behavioural therapists because they had developed an unfortunate attitude towards the postman. Welcome to British Dogs at Work, A. Croxton Smith’s splendid 1906 exploration of the working dog, published by A. & C. Black during an age when man’s best friend was also expected to be man’s unpaid employee. Long before the modern fashion for designer breeds, elaborate grooming regimes and personalised dog birthday cakes, dogs performed an extraordinary variety of practical occupations. They guarded property, retrieved game, tracked quarry, assisted shepherds, protected livestock and generally demonstrated that possessing four legs and an excellent sense of smell could be considerably more useful than an expensive university education. Croxton Smith belonged to a generation that regarded dogs with considerable admiration, not merely as affectionate companions but as intelligent, capable animals whose remarkable abilities had been refined through centuries of selective breeding and practical experience. Here we encounter the fascinating world of Britain’s working breeds, from the disciplined sheepdog managing an entire flock with astonishing precision to the determined terrier enthusiastically investigating places that sensible creatures would prefer to avoid. There are sporting dogs whose enthusiasm for retrieving things borders upon the obsessive, hounds whose noses apparently possess supernatural powers, and assorted canine specialists whose occupational dedication would put much of the modern workforce to shame. The relationship between humans and working dogs was, of course, not always entirely sentimental. These animals had serious jobs, and their value was frequently measured through performance, endurance, intelligence and usefulness rather than their ability to look adorable in a Christmas jumper. Published in 1906, this volume offers a fascinating glimpse into Edwardian Britain, when agriculture, hunting, country pursuits and the management of rural estates depended heavily upon the abilities of working animals. It also records attitudes towards dogs and their employment that have changed considerably over the subsequent century, making the book as interesting historically as it is from a canine perspective. Condition: Good. A respectable antiquarian copy showing the natural signs of age, handling and previous ownership. Having survived approximately 120 years, it has demonstrated a degree of loyalty and endurance entirely appropriate to its subject. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1906, books were identified without barcodes, and dogs were expected to recognise their owners without microchips, electronic trackers or smartphone applications. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where vintage canine literature is appreciated, hardworking terriers are admired, and nobody is required to sit, stay or roll over before completing a purchase. A delightful collectible for enthusiasts of dogs, British rural history, Edwardian sporting literature and the remarkable relationship between humanity and its most industrious animal companion. A reminder that before dogs became pampered members of the family, many were already doing more useful work than the people who owned them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7810/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-dogs-at-work-oct-2026.jpg 61.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A and C Black no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7809 John Betjemans Collected Poems by Lord Birkenhead John Betjeman’s Collected Poems (1959) by John Betjeman – John Murray Introduction by Lord Birkenhead ISBN: None Condition: Near Fine Published: 1959 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when Britain was a nation of railway branch lines, respectable suburbs, parish churches, seaside boarding houses and middle-class ladies whose principal concerns involved afternoon tea, romantic disappointment and the moral character of the neighbours. Fortunately, John Betjeman was there to write poetry about the whole extraordinary business. Welcome to John Betjeman’s Collected Poems, published by John Murray in 1959, with an introduction by Lord Birkenhead, bringing together the work of one of Britain’s most affectionately observant and gloriously mischievous poets. Betjeman possessed the remarkable ability to transform the apparently mundane into something deeply moving, frequently ridiculous and occasionally rather devastating. Suburban streets, Victorian architecture, provincial railway stations, tennis clubs and ecclesiastical peculiarities all became subjects worthy of poetic celebration. Where more solemn poets sought inspiration in the eternal mysteries of existence, Betjeman could find considerable literary significance in a neglected railway waiting room or a young lady cycling through Middlesex. His poetry combines nostalgia, humour, romantic longing, religious uncertainty and a magnificent appreciation of British absurdity. Beneath the apparently light-hearted verses lurks an acute awareness of mortality, social change and the melancholy business of watching familiar places disappear beneath the relentless advance of modern development. And Betjeman had plenty to complain about. The destruction of Victorian buildings, the expansion of soulless architecture and the disappearance of traditional English landscapes provided him with enough material to sustain a lifetime of elegant indignation. Yet his affection for the country and its inhabitants remained unmistakable, even when he was making them look completely ridiculous. This 1959 John Murray edition, introduced by Lord Birkenhead, is an especially appealing period collection, published before Betjeman became Poet Laureate in 1972, and at a time when his reputation as a uniquely accessible and entertaining poetic voice was already firmly established. There is something wonderfully appropriate about owning a vintage edition of Betjeman. A man who devoted so much energy to preserving the architectural and cultural inheritance of Britain would surely have appreciated the continued survival of a handsome mid-century literary volume. Condition: Near Fine. An exceptionally well-preserved copy, showing very little evidence of the passing decades. For a book published in 1959, its survival in such attractive condition is particularly pleasing, suggesting a previous owner who understood that poetry should be enjoyed without necessarily subjecting the binding to unnecessary hardship. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In those distant days, books were identified through the quaint combination of authors, titles and publishers. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where unfashionable architecture is admired, suburban eccentricity is celebrated, and the occasional unusually well-preserved volume causes considerable excitement. A splendid addition to any collection of British poetry, literary first impressions of post-war England or the works of John Betjeman. A reminder that beauty may be found almost anywhere, provided one possesses sufficient imagination, affection and a healthy suspicion of modern town planning. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7809/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/john-betjemans-collected-poems-oct-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7808 The Suez Canal by Hugh J Schonfield The Suez Canal (1939) by Hugh J. Schonfield – Penguin Books ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1939 Series: Penguin Special S39 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when the British Empire considered it perfectly reasonable to maintain an enormous global presence, provided somebody else supplied the sunshine, the local population behaved itself, and the Royal Navy could travel between important imperial possessions without having to sail all the way around Africa. Enter the Suez Canal, one of the nineteenth century’s most spectacular engineering achievements and one of the twentieth century’s most persistent diplomatic headaches. Published in 1939 as Penguin Special S39, Hugh J. Schonfield’s The Suez Canal examines the remarkable waterway that transformed international shipping, altered the balance of imperial power and provided generations of politicians with opportunities to demonstrate their extraordinary talent for turning geography into an international crisis. Constructed between 1859 and 1869, the canal connected the Mediterranean and Red Seas, eliminating the inconvenient necessity of navigating around the Cape of Good Hope. Commerce flourished, shipping routes shortened, and Britain developed an increasingly enthusiastic interest in a narrow strip of Egyptian territory that was, technically speaking, somewhere else. Schonfield’s book appeared at an especially significant moment. Europe was descending into the Second World War, Britain’s imperial position depended heavily upon the canal, and the strategic importance of this comparatively narrow passage through the Egyptian desert could scarcely have been greater. The result is a fascinating contemporary examination of an international artery whose political significance extended far beyond its modest geographical dimensions. The original Penguin cover is particularly appealing, featuring the familiar red-and-white Penguin Special design and a splendid historical cartoon depicting the British lion reclining majestically while two gentlemen conduct suspiciously imperial business behind its back. The pyramids provide an appropriately Egyptian backdrop, just in case anyone was uncertain which part of the world was being discussed. There is something wonderfully revealing about such imagery: the entire complicated business of international commerce, imperial ambition and diplomatic manoeuvring reduced to a complacent lion and a couple of gentlemen apparently negotiating the future of somebody else’s country. Published before the Suez Crisis of 1956, this volume is especially interesting as a contemporary account from an era when British influence over the canal was still regarded as strategically indispensable. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage Penguin paperback showing the natural signs of age, handling and previous ownership. The illustrated cover displays some wear and rubbing, entirely appropriate for a survivor approaching ninety years of age. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1939, booksellers somehow identified publications without barcodes, computer systems or multinational databases. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where imperial history is examined with appropriate scepticism, vintage Penguins are warmly welcomed, and customers are not required to obtain permission from the Admiralty before completing a purchase. An appealing collectible for enthusiasts of maritime history, British imperial affairs, the Suez Canal and early Penguin Specials. A reminder that digging a canal is one thing. Persuading the world’s governments to stop arguing about it is quite another. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7808/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-suez-canal-oct-2026.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7807 Jack the Ripper by Colin Wilson Jack the Ripper (1995) by Colin Wilson – Headline ISBN: 9780747277941 Condition: Good Published: 1995 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when London’s East End was a place of grinding poverty, overcrowded lodging houses, gaslit streets and policemen whose principal investigative equipment consisted of a notebook, a whistle and an impressive moustache. Unfortunately, in the autumn of 1888, these resources proved spectacularly inadequate. Welcome to Jack the Ripper, Colin Wilson’s examination of Britain’s most notorious unidentified murderer, whose brief but appalling career in Whitechapel created a mystery that has survived more than a century of investigation, speculation and increasingly imaginative attempts to identify the culprit. Between August and November 1888, a series of brutal murders terrorised the East End of London. The victims, vulnerable women living in desperately impoverished circumstances, became the focus of a criminal investigation that captivated Victorian Britain and ultimately produced more theories than satisfactory answers. The murderer acquired the name Jack the Ripper, an identity so enduring that it has effectively become a commercial enterprise involving books, films, television programmes, guided walks and an apparently inexhaustible supply of amateur detectives convinced that everybody else has overlooked the obvious. Colin Wilson, a prolific author fascinated by crime, psychology, philosophy and the darker recesses of human behaviour, approaches the mystery with his characteristic enthusiasm for examining criminal personalities and the motivations behind extraordinary acts of violence. The result is an exploration of the murders, their historical circumstances and the competing theories surrounding the elusive killer. Naturally, the suspects form a remarkable collection. Doctors, butchers, aristocrats, foreigners and assorted suspicious individuals have all been nominated for the position, occasionally on evidence that might struggle to survive an afternoon in a modern courtroom. Meanwhile, the actual murderer has managed the extraordinary achievement of remaining unidentified while becoming one of the most recognisable names in criminal history. Perhaps the greatest irony is that Jack the Ripper, whose identity nobody can establish, has enjoyed considerably greater posthumous celebrity than the detectives who attempted to apprehend him. Published by Headline in 1995, this volume captures the enduring fascination with the Whitechapel murders before the modern explosion of internet speculation transformed Ripperology into an international pastime. Condition: Good. A respectable second-hand copy showing the ordinary signs of age, handling and previous ownership. It has survived three decades without providing a definitive solution to the murders, although admittedly neither has anybody else. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where historical mysteries are appreciated, Victorian policing receives appropriate scrutiny, and customers are assured that no suspicious gentlemen in top hats are employed in the packing department. An absorbing addition to any collection of true crime, Victorian history, criminal psychology or Jack the Ripper literature. A reminder that while murder investigations have advanced enormously since 1888, the human appetite for an unsolved mystery remains almost inexhaustible. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7807/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jack-the-ripper-oct-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9780747277941 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7806 Ten Days at Monte Carlo - At the Banks Expence by VB Ten Days at Monte Carlo – At the Bank’s Expense (1898) by V. B. – William Heinemann ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1898 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when a gentleman could travel to Monte Carlo with a respectable wardrobe, a modest supply of ready money and the firm conviction that the casino was simply waiting to surrender its accumulated wealth to anyone possessing sufficient intelligence, courage and an infallible system for beating roulette. The casino, naturally, had other ideas. Welcome to Ten Days at Monte Carlo – At the Bank’s Expense, published by William Heinemann in 1898 and attributed to the mysterious V. B., an author whose initials provide precisely the degree of anonymity one might appreciate after returning from an expensive encounter with the gaming tables. The title itself is an irresistible declaration of financial optimism. Ten days in Monte Carlo, enjoying the delights of the French Riviera, apparently at the expense of the very institution whose principal occupation was relieving visitors of their money. A magnificent proposition, provided the bank had been informed of the arrangement. By the closing years of the nineteenth century, Monte Carlo had established itself as one of Europe’s most glamorous destinations, attracting aristocrats, wealthy adventurers, professional gamblers and enthusiastic amateurs who believed that mathematical probability was something that happened to other people. The roulette wheel revolved, fortunes changed hands, champagne flowed, and perfectly respectable visitors occasionally discovered that their holiday budget had been redistributed among the shareholders of the Société des Bains de Mer. Against this splendidly extravagant background, the prospect of defeating the bank offered an irresistible combination of intellectual challenge, financial temptation and the possibility of returning home with considerably more money than one had brought. Whether any supposed triumph over the casino represented genuine mathematical brilliance or merely a temporary disagreement with the laws of probability is a question best left to the reader. This attractive 1898 Heinemann edition possesses a particularly striking original decorative binding, featuring a bold red-and-black diamond pattern reminiscent of playing cards and casino gaming tables. A long-handled gaming implement completes the design, making the book’s subject immediately apparent without requiring anyone to open it. The result is a wonderfully distinctive piece of late-Victorian publishing, produced when publishers evidently understood that a book about gambling deserved to look rather more adventurous than a volume on agricultural drainage. Condition: Good. A respectable antiquarian hardback showing the natural signs of age, handling and previous ownership. Its striking illustrated boards retain considerable character after more than 125 years. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1898, gambling establishments and publishers alike managed their affairs without modern electronic identification systems. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where Victorian optimism is celebrated, improbable financial schemes are treated with affectionate suspicion, and the management makes absolutely no promises concerning your chances of defeating the roulette wheel. A delightful collectible for enthusiasts of gambling history, Monte Carlo, Victorian travel literature and decorative nineteenth-century bindings. After all, spending ten days on the Riviera at the bank’s expense sounds wonderful. Persuading the bank to cooperate is quite another matter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7806/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ten-days-at-monte-carlo-oct-2026.jpg 32.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7805 Purgatory Revisted by Lord Holden Purgatory Revisited (c. 1948–1950) by Lord Holden – Skeffington & Son Ltd ISBN: None Condition: Fair Published: Circa 1948–1950 Illustrated by: Philip Gough Dust Jacket: Quite worn but mostly intact Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when the afterlife was considered a solemn business, involving divine judgement, eternal consequences and the uncomfortable possibility that one’s earthly misdeeds might eventually require a rather detailed explanation. Lord Holden, apparently finding conventional arrangements insufficiently entertaining, decided that Purgatory deserved another visit. Welcome to Purgatory Revisited: A Victorian Parody, a wonderfully eccentric literary excursion into the hereafter, where the departed inhabitants of Victorian society discover that death does not necessarily guarantee freedom from social embarrassment, intellectual pretension or the attentions of an observant satirist. Published by Skeffington & Son around 1948–1950, this curious little volume belongs to that delightful tradition of British humour in which the distinguished, the pompous and the self-important are politely escorted into situations calculated to undermine their dignity. The premise provides a splendid opportunity to revisit the Victorian age, with its formidable personalities, elaborate conventions, moral certainties and extraordinary confidence that civilisation had reached something approaching perfection. Naturally, subsequent history has been rather unkind to that particular assumption. Lord Holden approaches his subject with a mischievous appreciation of Victorian manners and intellectual fashions, presenting an imaginary encounter with the past in which the great and supposedly good may discover that their reputations have not necessarily improved through departure from the mortal world. There is something particularly appealing about a post-war author casting a satirical eye backwards towards the Victorians, whose solemn pronouncements on morality, empire and progress must have seemed increasingly peculiar after two world wars. The book is also distinguished by its charming illustrations by Philip Gough, whose wonderfully theatrical artwork extends to the attractive pictorial dust jacket. With its classical columns, flowing crimson draperies and ethereal landscape, the cover promises an excursion into the supernatural conducted with considerably more artistic elegance than most journeys through the afterlife. Condition: Fair. This is a genuinely vintage survivor, showing considerable evidence of age, handling and previous ownership. The original illustrated dust jacket is quite worn, with noticeable edge wear and deterioration, but remains mostly intact. For a book approaching eighty years of age, the survival of its colourful original jacket is an appealing feature in itself. The original price of 12/6 provides an additional little reminder of Britain’s pre-decimal literary economy. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In those distant days, books were identified without electronic catalogues, numerical identifiers or the assistance of algorithms. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where battered literary survivors are appreciated, Victorian pomposity receives appropriate scrutiny, and admission to Purgatory is not included in the purchase price. An entertaining curiosity for collectors of British humour, literary parody, illustrated vintage books and the peculiar cultural afterlife of the Victorians. Proof that death may be inevitable, but escaping the attention of a determined British satirist is quite another matter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7805/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/purgatory-revisited-oct-2026.jpg 1.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Skeffington And Son Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7804 Fossils by Rudolf Prokop Fossils (1981) by Rudolf Prokop – Hamlyn ISBN: 0600353702 Condition: Good Published: 1981 Provenance: Ex-library copy with protective dust jacket; minimal internal markings Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when the Earth was populated by extraordinary creatures, vast oceans teemed with peculiar organisms, and evolution was busily experimenting with biological designs that would eventually be abandoned through extinction, environmental catastrophe or the unfortunate discovery that possessing an enormous shell was not necessarily a guarantee of long-term survival. Welcome to Fossils, Rudolf Prokop’s fascinating exploration of the prehistoric world, published by Hamlyn in 1981, when dinosaurs were still generally depicted dragging their tails along the ground and nobody had quite finished arguing about what had happened to them. Fossils are among nature’s more remarkable achievements. They allow organisms that have been dead for millions of years to continue making occasional appearances, usually after somebody has spent a wet afternoon attacking a cliff with a geological hammer. From ancient marine creatures and delicate shells to the remains of long-vanished plants and animals, the fossil record provides an extraordinary window into the history of life on Earth. And what a history it is. Entire groups of organisms flourished for millions of years before disappearing, continents shifted, oceans advanced and retreated, and creatures of astonishing complexity came and went without ever troubling themselves about mortgages, income tax or the rising cost of electricity. Prokop’s volume introduces readers to this extraordinary geological inheritance, exploring the preserved remains of prehistoric life and the scientific detective work required to interpret them. For the amateur fossil enthusiast, there is something irresistibly appealing about discovering that an unremarkable-looking stone might contain the remains of an animal that lived hundreds of millions of years before the invention of human civilisation. It rather puts the inconvenience of a delayed train into perspective. Published in 1981, this Hamlyn volume also possesses the charm of vintage natural-history publishing, from an era when illustrated reference books were indispensable companions for curious readers, enthusiastic collectors and children determined to return from seaside holidays carrying several kilograms of suspicious-looking rocks. Condition: Good. This is an ex-library copy, complete with a protective dust jacket that has helped preserve its external appearance. Importantly, the interior is hardly marked, making it a pleasing example of a former library book that appears to have escaped the more enthusiastic attentions of generations of borrowers. There is something rather appropriate about a book devoted to preservation having itself benefited from protective covering. Unlike the unfortunate creatures within its pages, this volume has survived its encounters with the outside world in respectable condition. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where ancient remains are appreciated, geological curiosities are welcomed, and the occasional ex-library survivor is considered considerably more desirable than a genuine extinction event. An appealing addition to any collection of palaeontology, natural history, geology or vintage illustrated reference books. A reminder that everything eventually becomes history, although relatively few of us can reasonably expect to look this interesting after several million years underground. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7804/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fossils-oct-2026.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600353706 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7803 Tomorrows Pulpit by Alec Gilmore Tomorrow’s Pulpit (1975) by Alec Gilmore – Lutterworth Press ISBN: 0718822196 Condition: Good Published: 1975 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when the pulpit occupied a position of considerable authority, the Sunday sermon was an important feature of national life, and a clergyman could reasonably expect his congregation to remain seated while he explained, at considerable length, precisely what was wrong with the modern world. Unfortunately, by 1975, the modern world had begun making alternative arrangements. Welcome to Tomorrow’s Pulpit, Alec Gilmore’s examination of Christian preaching and its place in a changing society, published by Lutterworth Press during an era when traditional religious authority was being challenged by television, popular culture, shifting social attitudes and the increasingly troublesome habit of people thinking for themselves. The title itself poses a fascinating question. What would become of the pulpit in an age when congregations were changing, religious certainty was less fashionable, and the average citizen could obtain moral instruction from an assortment of politicians, television personalities and newspaper columnists, none of whom appeared particularly well qualified for the responsibility? For centuries, the sermon had been one of Christianity’s principal instruments of communication. From imposing cathedrals to modest village chapels, preachers had addressed their congregations on matters of faith, morality, salvation and the unfortunate consequences of enjoying oneself excessively. But the twentieth century brought new challenges. Religious language increasingly seemed remote from everyday experience, established institutions faced declining influence, and the preacher could no longer assume that the congregation would accept every pronouncement simply because it originated several feet above floor level. Gilmore’s subject is therefore an intriguing one: how might Christian preaching remain relevant, meaningful and persuasive in a world undergoing profound social and cultural transformation? Published in 1975, the book also provides an absorbing historical snapshot of religious thinking at a time when the churches were confronting questions that would become even more pressing in subsequent decades. There is, of course, a splendid irony in https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7803/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tomorrows-pulpit-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lutterworth Press 9780718822194 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7802 Shadow of the Seventh Moon by Nancy Berberick Shadow of the Seventh Moon (1991) by Nancy Varian Berberick – Ace Fantasy ISBN: 0441760554 Condition: Good Published: 1991 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when dwarfs were mighty warriors, ancient gods took an unhealthy interest in mortal affairs, and the British Isles were populated by an assortment of belligerent tribes who regarded settling territorial disputes through organised slaughter as a perfectly reasonable alternative to negotiation. Welcome to Shadow of the Seventh Moon, Nancy Varian Berberick’s atmospheric fantasy adventure, set in the turbulent aftermath of King Arthur’s age, when civilisation was a rather uncertain proposition and surviving until breakfast could be regarded as a considerable personal achievement. At the heart of the story stands Garroc, a dwarf and song-maker burdened with an extraordinary responsibility. His ancient race, once celebrated for its warriors, wisdom and formidable achievements, has been brought to the brink of extinction by the arrival of humanity and the relentless march of history. The dwarfs have fought, suffered and dwindled. No children are born to replace the fallen, and the prospect of their complete disappearance becomes increasingly inevitable. Garroc, blessed or perhaps cursed with three lifetimes, must preserve the memory of his people before their extraordinary history vanishes altogether. And what better way to preserve a civilisation than through storytelling? Against a background of warring kingdoms, barbarian invasions, ancient magic and the increasingly complicated relationship between mankind and the supernatural, Garroc recounts the legendary struggles of the Firstborn, entrusting their history to a human listener. The result is an absorbing mixture of heroic fantasy, historical imagination and Norse mythology, populated by warriors, war-chieftains, supernatural forces and individuals whose enthusiasm for violence would probably disqualify them from modern conflict-resolution seminars. Berberick, also known for her contributions to the Dragonlance universe, creates a world in which old beliefs collide with emerging religions and the passing of an ancient race becomes both a personal tragedy and a meditation upon the disappearance of entire cultures. Published by Ace Fantasy in 1991, this novel belongs to that marvellous era of mass-market fantasy paperbacks when bookshop shelves groaned beneath the weight of enchanted swords, ancient prophecies, gloomy forests and heavily armed individuals with extremely complicated genealogies. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage paperback showing the ordinary signs of age, handling and previous ownership. It has survived more than three decades of literary adventures, which is considerably better than the survival record of Garroc’s unfortunate people. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where forgotten kingdoms are remembered, ancient civilisations are respectfully mourned, and customers are not required to defeat a berserker before completing their purchase. An entertaining addition to any collection of classic fantasy, Arthurian-inspired fiction, Norse mythology or early 1990s paperback adventures. A reminder that kingdoms crumble, gods fall silent and entire races may disappear, but a good story can outlive them all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7802/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shadow-of-the-seventh-moon-oct-2026.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Fantasy 9780441760558 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7801 Entertaining Angels by Geoffrey Duncan Entertaining Angels (2005) by Geoffrey Duncan – Canterbury Press ISBN: 9781853116421 Condition: Good Published: 2005 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when encountering an angel was considered a momentous spiritual event, generally involving divine revelations, extraordinary circumstances and the occasional instruction not to be afraid. These days, one suspects that an angel appearing unexpectedly at the front door would be asked whether they had an appointment, possessed appropriate identification or wished to discuss an attractive new electricity tariff. Welcome to Entertaining Angels, Geoffrey Duncan’s thoughtful exploration of faith, spirituality and the possibility that the sacred might occasionally make itself known in the most ordinary and unexpected circumstances. The title recalls the biblical injunction to show hospitality to strangers, since some have entertained angels without realising it. It’s a wonderfully unsettling proposition, particularly for anyone who has ever pretended not to be at home when the doorbell rings. After all, one never knows whether the unexpected visitor is a heavenly messenger, an insurance salesman or somebody attempting to deliver a parcel to the wrong address. Published by Canterbury Press in 2005, this volume belongs to a tradition of Christian writing that invites readers to look beyond the familiar routines of everyday existence and consider the deeper spiritual significance of human encounters. Angels have occupied a curious position in religious and popular imagination for centuries. Sometimes they appear as magnificent celestial beings announcing events of cosmic importance. Elsewhere, they seem rather more discreet, offering guidance, comfort or an unexpected reminder that human affairs may involve more than immediately meets the eye. Modern culture, meanwhile, has enthusiastically transformed them into decorative ornaments, sentimental greeting cards and suspiciously attractive television characters. The contrast between these interpretations raises intriguing questions about belief, perception and the ways in which people recognise—or fail to recognise—the extraordinary within the ordinary. Whatever one’s personal religious convictions, the enduring fascination with angels reflects something profoundly human: the desire to believe that existence contains mysteries beyond the relentlessly practical business of earning money, paying bills and remembering which day the recycling is collected. Condition: Good. A respectable copy of this 2005 Canterbury Press publication, showing the ordinary signs of previous ownership and reading. It has survived two decades of changing fashions, technological upheaval and humanity’s continued inability to agree on almost anything metaphysical. Unlike many of our more venerable literary offerings, this volume actually possesses an ISBN, demonstrating that even spiritual contemplation eventually submitted to the administrative necessities of modern publishing. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where theological curiosity is welcomed, celestial intervention is neither guaranteed nor expressly prohibited, and customers are free to contemplate the mysteries of existence without being required to join a choir. An appealing addition to a collection of Christian spirituality, religious reflection or contemporary theological literature. And perhaps a useful reminder that the next unexpected visitor might deserve a little more consideration than simply pretending nobody is home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7801/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/entertaining-angels-oct-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Canterbury Press 9781853116421 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7800 Thucydides - Book II by EC Marchant Thucydides – Book II (1961) by E. C. Marchant – Macmillan ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1961 Provenance: Ex-school copy from Old Palace School, Croydon Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when international disputes were settled through diplomacy, military alliances, political manoeuvring and, when all else failed, the enthusiastic slaughter of enormous numbers of people. Unfortunately, that time appears to have lasted approximately two and a half thousand years and shows remarkably little sign of ending. Welcome to Thucydides – Book II, presented in this 1961 Macmillan edition by E. C. Marchant, a scholarly excursion into one of history’s most celebrated accounts of warfare, political ambition and humanity’s extraordinary capacity for making everything considerably worse. Thucydides was an Athenian historian and military commander whose account of the Peloponnesian War between Athens and Sparta established him as one of the founding figures of historical inquiry. Unlike earlier historians, he showed comparatively little enthusiasm for attributing disasters to quarrelsome gods, preferring instead to investigate strategic miscalculations, political rivalries, human weakness and the unfortunate consequences of everybody believing themselves to be entirely reasonable. Book II covers the early years of the conflict, including the outbreak of hostilities, the celebrated Funeral Oration of Pericles and the devastating plague that struck Athens. Pericles delivers a magnificent defence of Athenian democracy, civic responsibility and national greatness, although the circumstances rather undermine the celebratory atmosphere. The plague subsequently demonstrates that military supremacy offers remarkably little protection against disease, social collapse or administrative confusion. Some historical lessons, it seems, require rather frequent repetition. This particular copy has an additional attraction: it is an ex-school book from Old Palace School in Croydon. One can imagine generations of pupils confronting Thucydides’ formidable Greek prose, wrestling with unfamiliar grammatical constructions while discovering that ancient politicians were apparently just as argumentative, ambitious and occasionally incompetent as their modern counterparts. The pupils were presumably expected to admire the intellectual achievements of classical Athens while simultaneously learning that its inhabitants spent a remarkable amount of time making war upon their neighbours. An excellent preparation for understanding international relations, if not necessarily for passing a Greek examination. Condition: Good. A respectable 1961 Macmillan edition showing the expected signs of age, handling and previous institutional ownership. Its school provenance adds an appealing historical dimension, recalling an era when classical Greek formed part of a serious education and pupils were expected to translate ancient accounts of catastrophe without electronic assistance. Naturally, there is no ISBN. The Athenians managed democracy, philosophy and warfare without international book-numbering systems, although they would doubtless have established a committee to consider introducing one. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where classical scholarship is welcomed, institutional survivors are appreciated, and nobody is required to translate a funeral oration before completing a purchase. A fascinating addition to any collection of ancient history, classical Greek literature, educational memorabilia or vintage academic books. Proof that military technology changes, empires rise and fall, but human folly remains magnificently consistent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7800/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thucydides-oct-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7799 Aristophanes - The Frogs by WB Stanford Aristophanes – The Frogs (1963) by W. B. Stanford – Macmillan ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1963 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when the theatre was in crisis, great playwrights were dying, audiences were losing their appreciation of proper literature, and everybody agreed that the quality of contemporary entertainment had deteriorated beyond all reasonable hope of recovery. Welcome to ancient Athens, approximately 2,400 years before the invention of reality television. The Frogs, by Aristophanes, is one of the most gloriously irreverent comedies of classical antiquity, presented here in W. B. Stanford’s scholarly 1963 Macmillan edition. It concerns nothing less than the future of Greek tragedy, the decline of civilisation and the extraordinary lengths to which one might go to rescue a decent playwright. The god Dionysus, thoroughly dissatisfied with the state of Athenian theatre, decides that the only sensible solution is to descend into the Underworld and retrieve the deceased tragedian Euripides. Unfortunately, Dionysus is not exactly the heroic adventurer one might expect from a member of the divine establishment. Cowardly, vain, confused and frequently ridiculous, he approaches his supernatural expedition with approximately the competence of a government minister attempting to operate a photocopier. Accompanied by his long-suffering slave Xanthias, he encounters a succession of mythological obstacles, embarrassing misunderstandings and increasingly absurd situations, including the celebrated chorus of frogs whose enthusiastic croaking gives the play its title. Eventually, the proceedings develop into a magnificent literary contest between Euripides and Aeschylus, two giants of Greek tragedy whose professional rivalry becomes an opportunity for Aristophanes to ridicule artistic pretension, intellectual fashion and the peculiar vanity of celebrated authors. It is essentially an ancient literary awards ceremony, except considerably funnier and with rather more dead people. Beneath the outrageous comedy lies a surprisingly serious debate about the purpose of literature, the responsibilities of artists and the relationship between cultural achievement and political decline. This 1963 Macmillan edition, edited by the distinguished classical scholar W. B. Stanford, provides a scholarly presentation of one of the great surviving works of Greek Old Comedy. It belongs to an age when students were expected to approach ancient Greek texts with dictionaries, grammatical determination and a willingness to spend an entire afternoon deciphering three lines. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage academic edition showing the ordinary signs of age, handling and previous ownership. A survivor from the days when classical scholarship involved considerable intellectual effort and remarkably little assistance from electronic devices. Naturally, there is no ISBN. Aristophanes managed perfectly well without one, although Dionysus might have found a reliable catalogue of deceased playwrights rather useful. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where literary standards are vigorously defended, ancient insults are enthusiastically appreciated, and customers need not visit the Underworld to obtain a decent classical text. An entertaining and intellectually rewarding addition to any collection of Greek drama, classical literature or ancient comedy. Proof that arguments about artistic decline, cultural mediocrity and the incompetence of public figures were already flourishing long before anyone thought to invent the internet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7799/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aristophanes-the-frogs-oct-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7798 Select Elegies of Propertus by JP Postgate Select Elegies of Propertius (1958) by J. P. Postgate – Macmillan ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1958 Provenance: Ex-school copy from Old Palace School, Croydon Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when romantic disappointment was expressed through elaborate Latin poetry rather than an ill-advised text message sent at three o’clock in the morning. Love was an affliction, jealousy a literary opportunity, and the inability to secure the affections of a particular young woman could sustain an entire poetic career. Welcome to Select Elegies of Propertius, edited by J. P. Postgate and published by Macmillan in 1958, a scholarly introduction to one of ancient Rome’s most accomplished practitioners of romantic obsession. Sextus Propertius, writing during the reign of Augustus, was a poet whose principal concerns included love, heartbreak, mythology, personal suffering and the extraordinary inconvenience of having feelings. Much of his poetry revolves around Cynthia, the mysterious woman whose affections inspired some of the finest love elegies in Latin literature. Their relationship, at least as presented by Propertius, was a magnificent succession of emotional triumphs, disappointments, reconciliations, jealousies and misunderstandings. In other words, the sort of relationship that sensible friends would advise against, but which poets find absolutely indispensable. Propertius approaches love with all the emotional restraint of a man who has misplaced his reason and decided to write several hundred lines of verse about the experience. Yet beneath the extravagance lies remarkable literary sophistication, with intricate allusions to Greek mythology, elegant poetic structures and a distinctly Roman appreciation of the complications of human desire. J. P. Postgate’s scholarly selection provides an introduction to this fascinating literary world, accompanied by the academic seriousness expected of an era when classical education was considered essential preparation for respectable adulthood. This particular copy has an additional historical attraction: it comes from Old Palace School in Croydon. One can imagine generations of pupils struggling through Propertius’s intricate Latin constructions while contemplating the extraordinary unfairness of being required to analyse somebody else’s romantic difficulties nearly two thousand years after the unfortunate events. Whether the pupils found Cynthia’s emotional complications more interesting than Latin grammar is another matter entirely. Condition: Good. A respectable 1958 Macmillan edition showing the expected signs of age, handling and previous institutional ownership. Its school provenance adds an appealing educational dimension, recalling an age when translating Latin poetry was regarded as character-building rather than a potential infringement of human rights. Naturally, there is no ISBN. Ancient Roman poets managed without international numbering systems, electronic catalogues or online literary criticism, although Propertius would undoubtedly have welcomed social media as another means of publicly lamenting his romantic misfortunes. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where classical scholarship is welcomed, ancient heartbreak is sympathetically preserved, and customers are not required to demonstrate proficiency in Latin elegiac couplets. A charming collectible for students of Latin literature, Roman poetry, classical education and the enduring human ability to turn an unsuccessful romance into a major artistic achievement. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7798/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/select-elegies-of-propertius-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7797 The Satires of Juvenal by EG Hardy The Satires of Juvenal (1970) by E. G. Hardy – Macmillan ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1970 Provenance: Ex-school copy from Old Palace School, Croydon Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when civilisation was collapsing, politicians were corrupt, the wealthy were insufferable, and respectable citizens complained that everything had been considerably better in their grandparents’ day. Welcome to ancient Rome, approximately two thousand years before anybody invented social media. The Satires of Juvenal, presented in this 1970 Macmillan edition by E. G. Hardy, introduces one of antiquity’s most magnificently ill-tempered literary personalities, a man who surveyed Roman society and concluded that practically everybody involved deserved a thorough verbal thrashing. Decimus Junius Juvenalis, better known as Juvenal, was a Roman satirist whose surviving works offer a spectacular catalogue of human vanity, greed, hypocrisy, corruption, social climbing and moral bankruptcy. His targets included dishonest officials, extravagant aristocrats, opportunistic flatterers, pretentious intellectuals and citizens whose devotion to luxury considerably exceeded their commitment to virtue. Juvenal was not a gentle humourist offering affectionate observations about life’s little absurdities. His satire was frequently savage, bitter, exaggerated and gloriously unforgiving. Indeed, some of his prejudices might make even the most enthusiastic modern admirer of free expression reconsider the wisdom of inviting him to dinner. Yet beneath the ferocious rhetoric lies an uncomfortable familiarity. His complaints about financial inequality, political dishonesty, conspicuous consumption and the distractions of popular entertainment could, with relatively minor adjustments, furnish material for a particularly disgruntled newspaper columnist today. Juvenal also popularised the immortal expression bread and circuses, suggesting that a population sufficiently occupied with food and entertainment might become rather less interested in the behaviour of its rulers. This particular copy possesses an additional historical attraction: it is an ex-school book from Old Palace School in Croydon. One can imagine generations of pupils confronting Juvenal’s Latin, struggling through unfamiliar grammatical constructions while discovering that the ancient Romans were apparently just as dishonest, argumentative and socially competitive as their modern descendants. Whether Juvenal improved their moral character or merely their examination results remains uncertain. Condition: Good. A respectable 1970 Macmillan edition showing the ordinary signs of age, handling and institutional ownership. Its school provenance adds an appealing educational history, suggesting a volume that has endured years of classical instruction, conscientious study and possibly the occasional desperate attempt to translate Latin five minutes before a lesson. Naturally, there is no ISBN. The Romans managed an empire without international book-numbering systems, although their enthusiasm for administration suggests they might eventually have invented something considerably more complicated. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where classical indignation is encouraged, institutional survivors are welcomed, and nobody is required to decline a Latin noun before making a purchase. A fascinating collectible for enthusiasts of Roman literature, classical satire, educational history and the enduring human talent for finding fault with absolutely everything. Two thousand years later, Juvenal would still have plenty to complain about. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7797/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-satires-of-juvenal-oct-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7796 Selections from the Attic Orators - Antiphon Andocides Lysias Isocrates Isaeus by RC Jebb Selections from the Attic Orators – Antiphon, Andocides, Lysias, Isocrates, Isaeus (1957) by R. C. Jebb – Macmillan ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1957 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when winning an argument required rather more than shouting loudly, interrupting one’s opponent or accusing everybody else of being an idiot. In ancient Athens, the successful public speaker was expected to possess intelligence, eloquence, rhetorical skill and preferably sufficient knowledge of the law to avoid being condemned to death before lunchtime. Welcome to Selections from the Attic Orators, R. C. Jebb’s scholarly examination of five remarkable figures from the golden age of Greek public speaking, presented in this 1957 Macmillan edition. Here we encounter Antiphon, Andocides, Lysias, Isocrates and Isaeus, gentlemen who made their reputations through the ancient art of persuading other people that their particular version of events was considerably more convincing than anybody else’s. And what an extraordinary world they inhabited. Classical Athens was a society in which political influence, legal survival and personal reputation frequently depended upon one’s ability to address an audience. There were no microphones, no television interviews, no public relations consultants and certainly no carefully managed social media campaigns. If you wished to defend yourself against accusations of wrongdoing, you might actually have to stand before your fellow citizens and explain yourself. Antiphon specialised in the formidable business of forensic argument. Andocides navigated the treacherous waters of Athenian political controversy. Lysias became celebrated for his remarkably clear and persuasive legal speeches, while Isocrates helped establish rhetoric as an essential element of education. Isaeus, meanwhile, demonstrated that inheritance disputes were quite capable of producing elaborate arguments long before the invention of modern probate solicitors. Together, these orators offer a fascinating glimpse into the intellectual, political and legal culture of ancient Greece, where democracy was an exhilarating experiment and public disagreement occasionally carried considerably more serious consequences than an unfavourable newspaper editorial. Jebb, one of the great British classical scholars of the nineteenth century, brings formidable academic understanding to this collection, illuminating the development of Greek prose and the rhetorical traditions that would influence European education for centuries. Condition: Good. A respectable 1957 Macmillan hardback displaying the expected signs of age, handling and previous ownership. A scholarly survivor from an era when classical Greek was considered a perfectly reasonable subject of study rather than an eccentric hobby requiring explanation. Naturally, there is no ISBN. Ancient Greek orators managed perfectly well without numerical identification systems, although they would doubtless have delivered magnificent speeches concerning their necessity. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where classical scholarship is appreciated, rhetorical excess is positively encouraged, and all arguments concerning the asking price must be submitted in the original Attic dialect. A fascinating collectible for students of classical civilisation, ancient Greek literature, rhetoric, political history and the enduring human determination to win arguments. Proof that while civilisation has developed enormously since ancient Athens, the art of talking one’s way out of trouble remains reassuringly unchanged. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7796/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/attic-orators-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7795 The Comic English Grammar by Richard Bentley The Comic English Grammar (1903) by Richard Bentley – Methuen ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1903 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when English grammar was considered a matter of national importance, split infinitives were treated with the suspicion normally reserved for foreign spies, and the incorrect deployment of a semicolon could ruin an otherwise respectable gentleman’s social prospects. Fortunately, somebody eventually realised that the whole business was rather ridiculous. Welcome to The Comic English Grammar, a splendidly irreverent examination of the peculiar rules, eccentric conventions and bewildering inconsistencies of the English language. Originally associated with the comic literary tradition of the nineteenth century, this delightful work demonstrates that grammar need not be an exercise in intellectual punishment, particularly when approached with sufficient humour and a healthy disregard for solemnity. Here we encounter the familiar apparatus of grammatical instruction: nouns, verbs, adjectives, pronouns, participles and all those other indispensable components of language that generations of schoolchildren have struggled to distinguish while secretly wondering whether anybody outside the classroom actually cared. But rather than treating grammar as a sacred institution whose commandments must never be questioned, the book approaches linguistic instruction through wit, parody and comic observation. The result is a refreshing reminder that the English language has always been an extraordinarily disorderly affair, notwithstanding the determined efforts of grammarians to persuade everyone otherwise. After all, this is a language in which spelling and pronunciation are frequently unrelated, identical words can mean entirely different things, and rules are routinely accompanied by exceptions apparently devised for the amusement of foreign students. This 1903 Methuen edition is particularly attractive as an Edwardian literary curiosity. Its traditional blue cloth binding, paper spine label and understated appearance belong to an age when even humorous books were expected to present themselves with a certain degree of academic respectability. There is something especially appealing about a comedy of grammar published at the beginning of the twentieth century, when formal English remained firmly entrenched in education, commerce and polite correspondence. One imagines schoolmasters approaching the volume with considerable suspicion, fearful that pupils might discover the revolutionary possibility of enjoying a lesson. Condition: Good. A respectable antiquarian hardback showing the natural effects of more than a century of age, handling and previous ownership. The blue cloth boards display some fading and wear, while the original paper spine label retains its pleasing period character. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1903, books were identified using actual words rather than numerical codes, an arrangement that presumably delighted grammarians while inconveniencing nobody in particular. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where grammatical correctness is encouraged but not enforced, dangling participles are permitted to dangle freely, and customers are under no obligation to identify the subjunctive mood before completing a purchase. A charming collectible for enthusiasts of English literature, linguistic history, Edwardian humour and the apparently inexhaustible human capacity to argue about punctuation. Proof that while grammar may be important, taking it too seriously is an entirely different kind of mistake. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7795/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-comic-english-grammar-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7794 Macbeth by William Shakespeare Macbeth (1964) by William Shakespeare – J. M. Dent ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1964 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when becoming King of Scotland involved considerably more than winning an election, making extravagant promises about public expenditure or securing the endorsement of a particularly influential newspaper. Occasionally, it required murdering the existing monarch, eliminating several inconvenient acquaintances and taking professional advice from three suspicious women encountered on a windswept heath. Welcome to Macbeth, William Shakespeare’s magnificently bloodthirsty exploration of ambition, guilt, supernatural interference and the unfortunate consequences of allowing one’s wife to become excessively involved in career planning. Our hero, Macbeth, begins the proceedings as a respected Scottish general, admired for his courage and military achievements. Unfortunately, an encounter with three witches introduces the possibility that he might one day become king, an idea that proves considerably more attractive than continuing in his existing employment. Lady Macbeth, displaying the sort of executive determination that would eventually become fashionable in corporate management, encourages her husband to accelerate the succession process through the discreet assassination of King Duncan. Naturally, everything goes splendidly wrong. What follows is a spectacular descent into paranoia, betrayal, hallucination and increasingly desperate attempts to preserve a throne acquired through methods that would scarcely withstand scrutiny by a parliamentary standards committee. There are ghosts at dinner, mysterious prophecies, inconvenient heirs, sleepwalking, imaginary bloodstains and enough murder to keep the Scottish criminal justice system occupied for several generations. Shakespeare’s genius lies in transforming this catalogue of unpleasantness into one of the most compelling tragedies ever written. Beneath the supernatural spectacle lies a devastating examination of how ambition can corrupt judgement, how guilt can destroy peace of mind, and how power acquired through violence tends to require an exhausting amount of additional violence to retain. This 1964 J. M. Dent edition is an appealing vintage presentation of the celebrated tragedy, dating from an age when Shakespeare was still regarded as essential reading rather than something requiring an explanatory smartphone application and a compulsory trigger warning. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage hardback showing noticeable signs of age, handling and previous ownership. Its dark blue cloth binding, decorative spine and worn extremities give it the unmistakable appearance of a book that has survived several generations of literary appreciation, compulsory education and possibly some rather enthusiastic classroom performances. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1964, the international numbering system had yet to become established, and books were identified through such primitive arrangements as titles, authors and publishers. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where literary tragedy is appreciated, ambitious monarchs are treated with suspicion, and customers are assured that no witches have been consulted regarding the asking price. An excellent addition to any collection of Shakespeare, vintage literature or classic tragedy. A timeless reminder that excessive ambition, questionable career advice and murdering one’s employer rarely constitute a sound long-term strategy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7794/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/macbeth-oct-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7793 The New Improved Standard Dictionary by JM Parrish The New Improved Standard Dictionary (1935) by J. M. Parrish – The Literary Press ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1935 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when discovering the meaning of a word required an actual dictionary, a reasonable command of the alphabet and sufficient physical strength to retrieve a substantial volume from the bookshelf. There were no search engines, no predictive text and certainly no electronic assistant enthusiastically inventing definitions when it couldn’t remember the correct ones. Welcome to The New Improved Standard Dictionary, compiled by J. M. Parrish and published by The Literary Press in 1935, when the English language was apparently considered insufficiently improved and required yet another comprehensive examination. The title itself is a magnificent achievement in commercial optimism. Not merely a dictionary, nor even a standard dictionary, but a New Improved Standard Dictionary. One suspects that somewhere in the publishing office a particularly enthusiastic gentleman proposed adding "Extra Super Deluxe", only to be restrained by colleagues concerned about the available space on the cover. Promoted as an entirely new dictionary for school and home, this substantial reference work belongs to an age when dictionaries were indispensable domestic equipment. Every respectable household was expected to possess one, preferably within convenient reach of anyone engaged in writing letters, completing schoolwork or settling an argument concerning whether an obscure word actually existed. And what an extraordinary linguistic world it preserves. Published in 1935, the volume reflects an era when wireless meant radio, computers were generally people employed to perform calculations, and the internet was still beyond the imagination of most ordinary mortals. Countless modern expressions had yet to enter common usage, while numerous perfectly respectable words have since disappeared into the linguistic wilderness. That, of course, is precisely the attraction of an elderly dictionary. It is not merely a reference book but a historical record of how language was understood at a particular moment in time. This particular copy retains its handsome original red cloth binding, with decorative lettering and a classical lamp motif on the front cover. The design suggests enlightenment through learning, although the lamp presumably requires neither electricity nor an expensive subscription. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage hardback showing age-related wear, rubbing and handling, particularly around the spine and corners. Its binding has endured approximately nine decades of linguistic upheaval, which is more than can be said for many fashionable expressions. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1935, books were identified by their titles and publishers, without the assistance of numerical codes, online databases or algorithms recommending entirely unrelated products. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where old words are welcomed, obsolete definitions are cherished, and grammatical correctness remains an entirely optional extra. A delightful collectible for lovers of language, vintage reference books, educational history and the lost art of looking something up without first turning on an electronic device. Proof that the English language never stops changing, even when the dictionary stubbornly refuses to. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7793/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-improved-standard-dictionary-oct-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Literary Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7792 An Anthology of Modern Fiction by Frank Swinnerton An Anthology of Modern Fiction (1937) by Richard Wilson – Thomas Nelson and Sons First Edition – 1937 ISBN: None Condition: Good Publisher: Thomas Nelson and Sons Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when modern fiction was genuinely modern, literary experimentation was considered faintly dangerous, and respectable readers approached contemporary novels with a mixture of intellectual curiosity and suspicion that civilisation was going rapidly downhill. Welcome to An Anthology of Modern Fiction, published by Thomas Nelson and Sons in 1937, when the twentieth century was still finding its feet, the British Empire was beginning to look distinctly uncomfortable, and Europe was preparing to demonstrate that humanity had learned remarkably little from its previous catastrophes. This fascinating first edition brings together selections from 27 prominent novelists, presenting a remarkable cross-section of British literature during the early twentieth century. And what a collection it is! Contents: Arnold Bennett – The Old Wives’ Tale H. G. Wells – The History of Mr. Polly John Galsworthy – The Freelands W. Somerset Maugham – Of Human Bondage Henry Handel Richardson – Australia Felix Sheila Kaye-Smith – Tamarisk Town Compton Mackenzie – Guy and Pauline Hugh Walpole – The Cathedral Frank Swinnerton – Nocturne Francis Brett Young – The House Under the Water D. H. Lawrence – Aaron’s Rod E. M. Forster – A Passage to India V. Sackville-West – The Edwardians Storm Jameson – That Was Yesterday Margaret Kennedy – The Constant Nymph Charles Morgan – Portrait in a Mirror R. H. Mottram – Our Mr. Dormer J. B. Priestley – The Good Companions A. P. Herbert – The Water Gipsies Stella Benson – The Poor Man Aldous Huxley – Antic Hay Eric Linklater – Juan in America L. A. G. Strong – The Garden Winifred Holtby – Mandoa, Mandoa! Norah Hoult – Time Gentlemen! Time! E. Arnot Robertson – Four Frightened People James Hilton – Lost Horizon Here are literary giants alongside once-celebrated writers whose reputations have since become rather less fashionable. Maugham examines human weakness, Huxley dissects intellectual pretension, Lawrence investigates the complications of existence, and Hilton transports readers towards the mysterious world of Shangri-La. Condition: Good. A respectable 1937 first-edition hardback, displaying the expected signs of age and previous ownership. Its traditional cloth binding retains the understated dignity of an era when books were expected to look respectable, however revolutionary their contents. Naturally, there is no ISBN. Such conveniences were decades away, and booksellers somehow managed without barcodes, algorithms or automated recommendations. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where yesterday’s modern literature remains today’s literary treasure, and obsolescence is frequently mistaken for character. A splendid literary time capsule, demonstrating that modernity is temporary, but human absurdity is reassuringly permanent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7792/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-anthology-of-modern-fiction-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7791 The World Pocket Atlas and Gazetteer by John Bartholomew The World Pocket Atlas and Gazetteer (1960) by John Bartholomew – John Bartholomew & Son ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1960 Binding: Attractive leather-effect hardback Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when knowing where somewhere was required an atlas, a reasonable understanding of geography and the occasional willingness to admit that one had absolutely no idea where Upper Volta might be. This was before satellite navigation, Google Earth and the modern conviction that the entire planet should be available for inspection on a telephone while waiting for a bus. Welcome to The World Pocket Atlas and Gazetteer, published in 1960 by the distinguished Scottish cartographic firm John Bartholomew & Son, when the world was considerably more mysterious, international boundaries were frequently negotiable, and the British Empire was discovering that its collection of pink-coloured territories was becoming increasingly difficult to maintain. The Bartholomew name was synonymous with fine cartography, and this compact volume brings together maps and geographical reference material in a conveniently portable format. It was intended for a world in which people might actually consult a map before embarking upon a journey, rather than blindly following electronic instructions into a flooded farmyard. And what a fascinating world it records. In 1960, the Cold War was in full swing, the Soviet Union occupied an enormous portion of the map, and numerous African territories were becoming independent nations. Germany remained divided, the Berlin Wall had yet to be constructed, and the world’s political geography was undergoing changes that would eventually render large sections of contemporary atlases magnificently obsolete. But therein lies the appeal. An old atlas isn’t simply a collection of outdated maps. It is a geographical time capsule, preserving the political assumptions, national boundaries and place names of a particular moment in history. The accompanying gazetteer adds another layer of interest, providing a handy reference to places that may subsequently have changed their names, their national affiliations or, occasionally, their entire political existence. This particular copy also boasts a rather attractive leather-effect binding, with restrained decorative borders and embossed spine lettering. It has the appearance of a small gentleman’s reference book, the sort of volume one might have discovered in the glove compartment of a Morris Minor or the luggage of an unusually well-prepared colonial administrator. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage hardback showing the normal signs of age and previous use. The handsome leather-effect binding retains its appealing period character, having survived decades of geographical upheaval without itself requiring redrawing. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1960, books were still expected to possess identities without numerical assistance. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where obsolete national boundaries are celebrated, geographical curiosities are appreciated, and nobody insists that your atlas install an update before you can use it. A charming collectible for enthusiasts of vintage cartography, historical geography, Cold War history and beautifully presented reference books. The world may have changed beyond recognition, but fortunately this little atlas hasn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7791/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-world-pocket-atlas-and-gazateer-oct-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Bartholomew and Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7790 Sir Thomas Mores Utopia by Ralph Robinson and Robert Steele Sir Thomas More’s Utopia (1908) by Ralph Robinson and Robert Steele – Chatto & Windus ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1908 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when imagining a perfect society was considered a respectable intellectual pursuit, rather than evidence that somebody was about to establish a political party, launch a revolution or apply for an enormous government grant. Welcome to Sir Thomas More’s Utopia, presented in Ralph Robinson’s celebrated English translation and edited by Robert Steele, in this handsome 1908 Chatto & Windus edition. Here is one of the most influential works of political and philosophical imagination ever written, produced by a man whose own experiences of government eventually concluded with the distinctly inconvenient removal of his head. First published in Latin in 1516, Thomas More’s Utopia describes an imaginary island society whose inhabitants have developed some remarkably unconventional ideas about property, employment, religion, justice and the organisation of everyday life. Private ownership is largely abolished, wealth is distributed according to communal arrangements, and citizens devote considerably less time to working than their European contemporaries. It all sounds rather promising, although the arrangements governing personal freedom, social discipline and domestic life might cause the modern reader to reconsider the advantages of an imperfect democracy. More’s fictional traveller, Raphael Hythloday, describes this extraordinary civilisation while exposing the greed, inequality, corruption and occasional breathtaking stupidity of contemporary European society. The result is a work of enduring ambiguity. Is Utopia a serious proposal for a better world, an elaborate satire of existing institutions, or a particularly sophisticated warning about the dangers of believing that humanity can be organised into perfection? Possibly all three, which is rather inconvenient for anyone hoping to extract a straightforward political manifesto. Ralph Robinson’s sixteenth-century English translation lends the work an additional historical flavour, while Robert Steele’s editorial involvement makes this Edwardian edition an appealing literary artefact in its own right. This 1908 Chatto & Windus volume is particularly attractive for its unusual period binding, featuring patterned decorative boards with a contrasting dark cloth spine. Its distinctive appearance captures something of the Arts and Crafts sensibility of early twentieth-century book production, when publishers occasionally considered the physical appearance of a book nearly as important as the words inside it. Condition: Good. A respectable antiquarian hardback showing the expected signs of age, handling and previous ownership. Its decorative binding retains considerable character, having survived more than a century of political upheaval without requiring constitutional reform. Naturally, there is no ISBN. Such administrative conveniences lay decades in the future, although one suspects the inhabitants of Utopia would have developed an exceptionally efficient centralised system for assigning them. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where imperfect books are celebrated, impossible societies are contemplated, and nobody is required to surrender their private property to complete a purchase. An intriguing addition to any collection of political philosophy, Renaissance literature or decorative Edwardian editions. Five centuries after its original appearance, Utopia remains a reminder that designing the perfect society is relatively straightforward. Persuading actual human beings to live in it is quite another matter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7790/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sir-thomas-moores-utopia-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7789 A Memoir of Mr William Carvosso by William Carvosso A Memoir of Mr William Carvosso (1861) by William Carvosso – John Mason ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1861 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when religious conviction was taken extremely seriously, Sundays were not generally regarded as opportunities for shopping, and a respectable Methodist could spend an entire lifetime contemplating the condition of his immortal soul without once being distracted by a television advertisement. Welcome to A Memoir of Mr William Carvosso, a remarkable survivor of Victorian religious publishing, recounting the spiritual experiences of a Cornish Methodist whose devotion to Christianity was sufficiently extraordinary to warrant an entire book, numerous editions and the continued attention of readers long after his departure from this earthly existence. William Carvosso (1750–1834) was not a bishop, celebrated theologian or gentleman of substantial worldly importance. He was a working man, a farmer and a devoted Methodist whose religious experiences brought him considerable recognition within the Wesleyan movement. Indeed, Carvosso’s life provides a fascinating glimpse into an age when Methodism was transforming the religious landscape of Britain, particularly in Cornwall, where mining communities, agricultural labourers and ordinary working families embraced an increasingly vigorous form of evangelical Christianity. His memoir offers an intensely personal account of faith, conversion, spiritual struggle and religious assurance, written with the earnestness of a man who regarded salvation as considerably more important than acquiring a fashionable waistcoat or improving his position in society. And earnest he certainly was. Modern readers accustomed to treating religion as an occasional ceremonial inconvenience may find the sheer intensity of Carvosso’s convictions rather startling. Here was a man for whom Christianity was not merely a Sunday occupation but the organising principle of an entire existence. Yet beyond the devotional content lies something equally interesting: a window into the everyday beliefs, language and moral preoccupations of eighteenth- and early nineteenth-century Britain. This 1861 edition, published by John Mason, is itself a splendid historical survivor. Its dark embossed cloth binding, decorative Victorian detailing and gilt spine lettering belong to an era when even modest religious publications were expected to possess a certain dignity. Condition: Good. A respectable antiquarian hardback displaying the expected signs of age, handling and previous ownership. The binding shows some wear, particularly around the extremities, but retains its attractive period character. Having survived more than 160 years, it has demonstrated a degree of endurance that its author would presumably have regarded as commendable. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1861, books were identified by their authors, publishers and titles, while the prospect of a worldwide electronic catalogue would probably have been received with considerable theological suspicion. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where Victorian moral instruction is respectfully preserved, nineteenth-century religious enthusiasm is welcomed, and customers are under no obligation to experience a spiritual awakening before completing their purchases. A fascinating volume for collectors of Methodist history, Cornish religious heritage, Victorian devotional literature and antiquarian books. A reminder of an age when people worried rather more about the fate of their souls and considerably less about the battery life of their telephones. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7789/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-memoir-of-mr-william-carvosso-oct-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Mason no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7788 Michael OHalloran by Gene Stratton-Porter Michael O’Halloran (1917) by Gene Stratton-Porter – John Murray ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1917 Cover: Suede-effect binding with decorative illustration Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when literary heroes were expected to be honest, industrious, courageous and possessed of a moral compass so reliable that one could practically navigate the Atlantic by it. They might be poor, orphaned and thoroughly disadvantaged by society, but they were generally determined to improve the world through hard work, kindness and an almost suspicious absence of cynicism. Welcome to Michael O’Halloran, Gene Stratton-Porter’s wonderfully earnest tale of youthful resilience, human generosity and the extraordinary proposition that being a decent person might actually be worth the trouble. Our hero is Michael, affectionately known as Mickey, an orphaned newspaper boy attempting to survive on the streets of Chicago through a combination of enterprise, resourcefulness and an admirable refusal to surrender to adversity. His life becomes considerably more complicated when he encounters Peaches, a young girl whose circumstances are even more difficult than his own. Rather than sensibly concluding that his existing problems are quite sufficient, Mickey decides to help her, setting in motion a story filled with kindness, determination, unexpected friendships and the gradual discovery that human beings are occasionally capable of behaving rather well. Stratton-Porter, best remembered for A Girl of the Limberlost and Freckles, brings her characteristic warmth and moral conviction to a narrative that celebrates compassion without entirely overlooking the less agreeable aspects of society. Published in 1917, this John Murray edition belongs to an era when wholesome fiction was a serious cultural enterprise and readers were encouraged to emerge from a novel feeling morally improved, rather than existentially traumatised. This particular copy possesses an especially attractive feature: its unusual suede-effect cover, complete with a delicate woodland illustration. The soft-looking binding and understated decorative design give it a distinctly period charm, suggesting a book intended to be treasured rather than casually abandoned on a railway carriage. The woodland motif is particularly appropriate for an author whose literary reputation was closely associated with her profound appreciation of the natural world, even when the story itself ventures into the distinctly less leafy surroundings of urban America. Condition: Good. A respectable surviving copy dating from 1917, showing the natural signs of age, handling and previous ownership. Its distinctive suede-effect binding has acquired the patina of a long and eventful existence, but retains much of its vintage character. Naturally, there is no ISBN. Such administrative innovations were still decades away, and books were expected to identify themselves through the quaint combination of author, title and publisher. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where elderly literary survivors are welcomed, unusual bindings are appreciated, and moral improvement is entirely optional. A charming piece of early twentieth-century fiction, combining sentimental adventure, social observation and the reassuring belief that even in an imperfect world, a little human decency can go a surprisingly long way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7788/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/michael-ohalloran-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7787 Modern Commercial Correspondence by John King Grebby Modern Commercial Correspondence (1929) by John King Grebby – Macdonald and Evans ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1929 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when business correspondence was a serious undertaking, conducted by respectable gentlemen in stiff collars, secretaries armed with typewriters, and entire departments devoted to ensuring that a letter requesting payment for twelve missing boxes of soap was expressed with precisely the correct degree of commercial indignation. Welcome to Modern Commercial Correspondence, John King Grebby’s splendidly earnest 1929 guide to the delicate art of writing business letters, published by Macdonald and Evans at a time when modernity meant possessing a telephone, a typewriter and perhaps an unusually adventurous filing cabinet. In those distant days, commercial success depended not merely upon selling something, but upon knowing exactly how to inform somebody that you had sold it, dispatched it, invoiced it, failed to receive payment for it, and were now contemplating the regrettable necessity of involving a solicitor. All this had to be accomplished without appearing rude, desperate, incompetent or insufficiently familiar with the conventions of respectable business English. Grebby’s volume belongs to an age when correspondence was a professional discipline rather than an unfortunate by-product of electronic communication. Letters were carefully composed, typed, checked, signed, folded, placed into envelopes and entrusted to the postal service. Replies might take days, allowing everyone the luxury of reconsidering their position before embarking upon another exchange of exquisitely worded commercial hostility. Compare this with the modern business email, frequently consisting of three misspelled words, an inexplicable abbreviation and a cheerful automated signature assuring the recipient that the sender is passionate about delivering excellence. Published in 1929, the year of the Wall Street Crash, this particular celebration of commercial efficiency appeared at a moment when the international business community was about to discover that impeccable correspondence could not necessarily prevent the collapse of the entire financial system. Nevertheless, the principles of clarity, courtesy, precision and persuasive communication remain surprisingly relevant. Indeed, one suspects that several contemporary organisations might benefit enormously from requiring their employees to read a few chapters before being permitted near an email account. Condition: Good. A respectable surviving hardback approaching its centenary, showing the natural effects of age, handling and previous ownership. Its traditional cloth binding has acquired some of the character expected of a volume that has witnessed generations of changing office practices. No ISBN, naturally. In 1929, books were identified through publishers, authors and titles, without the assistance of barcodes, digital databases or seventeen incompatible inventory-management systems. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where obsolete business practices are celebrated, vintage office manuals are treated with appropriate dignity, and all complaints should preferably be submitted in triplicate. An entertaining historical curiosity for collectors of commercial literature, business history, secretarial training and the lost art of writing a thoroughly devastating letter while remaining impeccably polite. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7787/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modern-commercial-correspondence-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macdonald and Evans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7786 Little Dorrit by Charles Dickens Little Dorrit (c. 1910–1930) by Charles Dickens – Collins Clear-Type Press ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: Circa 1910–1930 (undated) Illustrations: A. A. Dixon Engraved Title Page: Harry Furniss Offered by: Crappy Old Books I have repaired the inner front hinge which was split with a cloth reinforcement but its quite discrete, else the binding etc is good. There was a time when being poor was considered a personal failing, being wealthy was regarded as evidence of moral superiority, and government departments existed principally to ensure that absolutely nothing useful was ever accomplished. Charles Dickens, observing nineteenth-century British society with his customary mixture of amusement and fury, decided that these arrangements deserved a novel. The result was Little Dorrit, one of his most magnificent assaults upon bureaucracy, social pretension, financial speculation and the extraordinary British talent for making life unnecessarily difficult. At the centre of this sprawling Victorian masterpiece stands Amy Dorrit, born and raised within the walls of the Marshalsea debtors’ prison, where her father has spent so long incarcerated that imprisonment has become something approaching a respectable family tradition. Known affectionately as Little Dorrit, Amy possesses a degree of kindness, patience and moral intelligence conspicuously absent from much of the supposedly superior society surrounding her. Enter Arthur Clennam, a thoughtful gentleman attempting to unravel family mysteries while navigating a world populated by financial opportunists, social climbers, pompous officials and people whose principal occupation appears to be preventing other people from accomplishing anything whatsoever. Particularly memorable is the Circumlocution Office, Dickens’s glorious fictional government department, whose guiding philosophy is essentially How Not To Do It. Nearly two centuries later, readers familiar with modern administrative procedures may find this particular institution disturbingly recognisable. But beneath the satire lies a rich and often moving exploration of imprisonment, both literal and psychological, and the peculiar ways in which wealth, pride and ambition can become prisons of their own. This attractive early twentieth-century Collins Clear-Type Press edition is particularly appealing for its period presentation. It features an engraved title page by Harry Furniss and illustrations by A. A. Dixon, providing a splendid visual accompaniment to Dickens’s gallery of eccentrics, villains, innocents and bureaucratic obstructions. Dating approximately from 1910–1930, the volume belongs to an age when publishers took pride in producing handsome, readable editions of literary classics, rather than attempting to convince readers that a novel required an accompanying mobile application. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage hardback, showing the expected signs of age and previous ownership. Its traditional cloth binding and decorative spine have survived many decades, two world wars and countless opportunities for somebody to consign it to a charity shop. Naturally, there is no ISBN. The book predates such modern administrative conveniences, which Dickens himself might well have regarded as another triumph of the Circumlocution Office. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where venerable literary survivors are welcomed, bureaucracy is viewed with appropriate suspicion, and no government department need approve your purchase. A handsome, illustrated Dickens classic, and a reminder that while fashions, technologies and governments change, human absurdity remains reassuringly dependable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7786/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/little-dorrit-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Clear-Type Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7785 This Motoring by Stenson Cooke This Motoring (1931) by Stenson Cooke – Cassell First Edition – Signed by the Author ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1931 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when motoring was an adventure, roads were populated by horses, pedestrians and the occasional bewildered motorist, and owning an automobile was considered evidence of wealth, mechanical enthusiasm or a worrying disregard for personal safety. Welcome to This Motoring, Stenson Cooke’s splendidly period examination of the automobile and its rapidly expanding place in British life, published by Cassell in 1931, when the motor car was still sufficiently novel to inspire wonder, argument and the occasional nervous breakdown. Cooke was no casual observer of the motoring scene. As a prominent figure in the Automobile Association, he belonged to that pioneering generation which helped transform motoring from an eccentric pastime for wealthy enthusiasts into an increasingly ordinary feature of everyday existence. And what an extraordinary period it was. Britain’s roads were undergoing a remarkable transformation. Motor cars were becoming more accessible, roadside services were developing, and the once-familiar spectacle of a horse-drawn carriage was gradually giving way to machines that could travel at positively alarming speeds without requiring oats, stables or the attentions of a blacksmith. Of course, progress brought complications. Mechanical breakdowns were commonplace, road surfaces could be distinctly adventurous, and the business of navigating unfamiliar territory required actual maps, road signs and occasionally asking a suspicious-looking farmer for directions. There was no satellite navigation, no electronic engine management and certainly no cheerful dashboard display informing the driver that the vehicle required a software update before proceeding to Birmingham. Against this wonderfully primitive background, Cooke offers a perspective on the developing culture of motoring at a time when the future of the automobile still seemed full of extraordinary possibilities. And this particular copy has two especially desirable attributes: it is a first edition, and it is signed by Stenson Cooke himself. That signature provides a tangible connection with one of the important personalities of early British motoring, making this rather more than another elderly volume rescued from the depths of a forgotten bookshelf. Condition: Good. A respectable surviving copy from 1931, displaying the natural signs of age and previous ownership. Nearly a century old, yet still present and serviceable, rather like an exceptionally well-maintained Austin Seven. Naturally, there is no ISBN. In 1931, books were identified through such revolutionary concepts as titles, authors and publishers, while motor cars were expected to function without computers explaining why they wouldn’t. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where vintage motoring literature is appreciated, mechanical simplicity is admired, and nobody charges extra for heated seats. A fascinating collectible for enthusiasts of British motoring history, the Automobile Association, early automotive culture and signed first editions. A reminder of an age when driving was still an adventure, motorists were pioneers, and reaching one’s destination without mechanical assistance was considered something of a triumph. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7785/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/this-motoring-oct-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7784 Poems and Songs - Shakspere - Wordsworth and After by John Hawke Poems and Songs – Shakspere – Wordsworth and After (1928) by John Hawke – Simpkin, Marshall, Hamilton ISBN: None Condition: Good Published: 1928 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when poetry was considered an essential ingredient of civilisation, rather than something inflicted upon reluctant schoolchildren shortly before an examination. People actually bought books of verse, read them voluntarily, and occasionally committed entire poems to memory without receiving a certificate, a qualification or even a government-funded incentive. Published in 1928 by Simpkin, Marshall, Hamilton, Poems and Songs – Shakspere – Wordsworth and After by John Hawke belongs to that vanished literary world, when the written word was treated with a degree of reverence now more commonly reserved for mobile telephones and celebrity chefs. The title itself is a splendid declaration of literary ambition. Shakespeare, or Shakspere as the author prefers to have him, is summoned from the Elizabethan age; Wordsworth emerges from his contemplations of daffodils, mountains and the general magnificence of nature; and then comes that wonderfully expansive phrase, "and After", which rather neatly accommodates several centuries of subsequent poetic endeavour without troubling the printer with further particulars. One can almost imagine the author surveying the entire history of English verse and deciding that a modest volume of poems and songs would be an entirely reasonable contribution to the proceedings. There is something particularly appealing about poetry published in the late 1920s. The Victorian age had finally departed, the Great War had shattered countless assumptions, and modernism was busily informing the literary establishment that poetry need no longer rhyme, scan or make immediate sense. Nevertheless, the older traditions remained alive, offering readers rhythm, sentiment, reflection and the occasional opportunity to contemplate the human condition without resorting to psychoanalysis. Hawke’s volume is an intriguing survivor of this transitional literary world, its very title suggesting an affectionate engagement with the long tradition of English poetry. And, of course, there is the delightful matter of its age. Published in 1928, this book has survived the Great Depression, another world war, the invention of television, the internet and the near-total disappearance of the habit of writing poetry without immediately posting it on social media. Condition: Good. A respectable antiquarian copy showing the natural evidence of its considerable years. It has enjoyed nearly a century of existence, which is rather more than can be said for most contemporary literary fashions. No ISBN, naturally. The international book-numbering system had not yet arrived, and booksellers were somehow expected to identify publications using such primitive instruments as titles, authors and basic literacy. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where elderly literary survivors are treated with appropriate respect, even when their publishers have long since vanished into bibliographical obscurity. A charming addition to a collection of vintage poetry, literary curiosities or interwar publications, and a reminder of an age when Shakespeare and Wordsworth could still command a book’s title without the assistance of a marketing department. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7784/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poems-and-songs-oct-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simpkin Marshall Hamilton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7782 Death World 3 by Harry Harrison Death World 3 (1979) by Harry Harrison – Sphere ISBN: 0722144806 Condition: Fair Published: 1979 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There are places in the universe where a sensible person might choose to settle down, raise a family and enjoy a reasonably peaceful existence. There are other places where the wildlife is homicidal, the inhabitants are permanently furious, and the local tourist board has presumably gone out of business. Harry Harrison, naturally, prefers the latter. Welcome to Death World 3, the third instalment in Harrison’s gloriously energetic science-fiction series, featuring professional gambler, reluctant adventurer and occasional saviour of civilisation Jason dinAlt, a man whose extraordinary talents are frequently overshadowed by his unfortunate habit of visiting planets where everything wants to kill him. This time, Jason finds himself confronting the peculiar inhabitants of a world where civilisation has taken a distinctly medieval turn. Despite possessing the technological potential for something rather more sophisticated, the planet’s population remains divided into warring factions, enthusiastically pursuing the ancient human tradition of settling disagreements by attempting to murder one another. The situation is complicated by the arrival of off-world interests, whose ideas about commerce and exploitation are not necessarily compatible with the continued survival of the local population. Jason, who has never been particularly enthusiastic about unnecessary slaughter, decides that something ought to be done. Unfortunately, persuading people to abandon centuries of warfare is considerably more difficult than persuading them to start another one. Harrison combines fast-paced adventure, sharp dialogue and his characteristic irreverent humour with a surprisingly thoughtful examination of technological progress, social organisation and humanity’s extraordinary capacity for making life unnecessarily difficult. There are battles, schemes, dangerous encounters and enough cultural misunderstandings to keep several diplomatic missions permanently unemployed. Originally part of the classic Deathworld trilogy, this 1979 Sphere edition represents science fiction from an era when paperback covers promised extraordinary adventures on distant planets, and writers could contemplate the future of humanity without feeling obliged to make everyone terribly miserable about it. Condition: Fair. This is a veteran paperback, showing noticeable signs of age, handling and previous enjoyment. It has clearly survived rather more than a gentle afternoon’s reading, although nothing approaching the conditions routinely endured by Jason dinAlt. A perfectly appropriate condition for a novel in which survival itself constitutes a considerable achievement. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where battered science-fiction paperbacks are welcomed with open arms, provided they haven’t brought any particularly aggressive extraterrestrial organisms with them. An entertaining slice of vintage speculative fiction, ideal for admirers of Harry Harrison, classic planetary adventure and the reassuring proposition that however troublesome life on Earth may become, there is probably somewhere in the galaxy where things are considerably worse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7782/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/deathworld-3-oct-2026.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722144800 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7781 Kendermore by Mary Kirchoff Kendermore (1989) by Mary Kirchoff – Penguin ISBN: 9780140126327 Condition: Good Special Feature: Includes the original two free stickers Offered by: Crappy Old Books There are fantasy heroes who stride majestically into battle, brandishing enchanted swords and delivering stirring speeches about honour, destiny and the eternal struggle between good and evil. And then there are kender, who are considerably more likely to interrupt the speech, borrow the enchanted sword without asking, and wander off to investigate something shiny. Welcome to Kendermore, Mary Kirchoff’s delightfully chaotic contribution to the Dragonlance universe, where curiosity isn’t merely a character trait. It’s practically a public health emergency. Our hero is Tasslehoff Burrfoot, an irrepressible kender whose cheerful disregard for danger, authority and other people’s possessions has made him one of Krynn’s most entertaining inhabitants. Unfortunately, the inhabitants of Kendermore have decided that Tasslehoff’s wandering days should come to an end. There are responsibilities to consider, expectations to fulfil and, most horrifyingly, an arranged marriage awaiting him. For someone whose principal interests involve exploration, excitement and acquiring interesting objects of uncertain ownership, matrimony represents a distinctly unwelcome development. Naturally, what might have been a straightforward domestic inconvenience rapidly develops into an adventure involving magical complications, unexpected encounters, peculiar companions and enough confusion to give a respectable wizard a nervous breakdown. Kirchoff’s entertaining tale explores the wonderfully eccentric world of the kender, those small, fearless creatures whose relationship with personal property might best be described as philosophically flexible. Where ordinary adventurers see mortal danger, kender see an opportunity for exploration. Where others see theft, kender see an unfortunate misunderstanding concerning the temporary relocation of interesting possessions. Published in 1989, Kendermore belongs to the golden age of Dragonlance paperbacks, when fantasy fiction was populated by dragons, mysterious artefacts, improbable quests and characters who apparently never considered remaining at home and finding respectable employment. And this particular copy has an additional attraction: it still includes the original two free stickers! Yes, both of them. After more than three decades, these modest promotional treasures have somehow survived the passing years, countless opportunities for accidental removal, and the seemingly irresistible human urge to stick free stickers onto something. For collectors of vintage Dragonlance paperbacks, that’s a delightful little bonus. One suspects Tasslehoff himself would have pocketed them immediately, then expressed genuine astonishment when anyone suggested they belonged to somebody else. Condition: Good. A respectable vintage paperback showing the ordinary evidence of age and previous ownership, but with those two original free stickers still present. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the books have character, the characters frequently lack common sense, and occasionally even the original promotional stickers have survived. A splendid little piece of late-eighties fantasy nostalgia, complete with adventure, mischief and two small adhesive miracles. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7781/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kendermore-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140126327 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7780 Colville by Andrew Hunter Colville (2014) by Andrew Hunter – Art Gallery of Ontario ISBN: 9781894243759 Condition: As New Published: 2014 Offered by: Crappy Old Books There are artists who paint cheerful landscapes, artists who paint bowls of fruit, and artists who apparently spend their entire careers wondering whether the family dog knows something that the rest of us don’t. Alex Colville belongs firmly in the third category. Published by the Art Gallery of Ontario in 2014, Colville, by Andrew Hunter, is a substantial and beautifully illustrated exploration of one of Canada’s most extraordinary painters. It is also an invitation into a world where absolutely nothing seems to be happening, yet somehow everything feels as though it might be about to go terribly wrong. Colville’s paintings are masterpieces of controlled unease. A woman looks out of a window. A man stands beside a horse. A dog regards the world with an expression of quiet suspicion. Trains approach, figures contemplate the horizon, and ordinary domestic scenes acquire the unsettling atmosphere of a psychological thriller in which somebody has forgotten to explain the plot. This is realism, certainly, but not quite as we know it. Colville’s meticulous compositions, precise geometry and almost supernatural stillness transform apparently mundane moments into something altogether stranger. His subjects inhabit a recognisable world, yet one in which time appears to have stopped for reasons that nobody is prepared to discuss. Andrew Hunter’s accompanying examination places these remarkable works within the wider context of Colville’s life, experiences and artistic development, including his service as an official Canadian war artist during the Second World War. The resulting volume considers the relationship between observation, memory, violence, intimacy and the peculiar business of being alive. The book also reveals the extraordinary discipline behind Colville’s seemingly effortless images. Nothing is accidental. Every figure, shadow, horizon and suspiciously philosophical animal has been placed with mathematical precision. Even the apparent emptiness feels meticulously organised. Richly illustrated and thoughtfully presented, this is a splendid volume for admirers of Canadian art, twentieth-century realism and paintings that become increasingly unsettling the longer one looks at them. It is equally suitable for anybody who has ever suspected that an ordinary suburban afternoon might conceal profound existential significance. Condition: As New. An exceptionally well-preserved copy, showing no meaningful evidence of the usual indignities inflicted upon art books by careless owners, overcrowded shelves or people who insist on balancing coffee mugs on expensive publications. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the books aren’t necessarily crappy, the art is frequently magnificent, and the occasional unsettling Canadian masterpiece is entirely welcome. A fascinating celebration of a painter who demonstrated that you don’t need melting clocks, screaming figures or exploding landscapes to disturb an audience. Sometimes all you need is a perfectly ordinary person, a perfectly ordinary room, and the uncomfortable suspicion that something is not quite right. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7780/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colville-oct-2026.jpg 45.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Art Gallery of Ontario 9781894243759 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7779 Aristide Maillol by Waldemar George Aristide Maillol (1977) – Waldemar George New York Graphic Society | ISBN: None Condition: Good – Slightly Tatty Dust Jacket | Sold by Crappy Old Books The human body. A magnificent arrangement of curves, proportions, muscles and occasionally inconvenient anatomical details that has occupied artists for thousands of years. From ancient Greek sculptors to Renaissance masters, humanity has devoted extraordinary effort to representing itself in stone, bronze and marble, usually while maintaining the reassuring artistic conviction that everybody ought to look considerably more graceful without their clothes. Welcome to Aristide Maillol, Waldemar George’s study of one of the great sculptors of modern France, a man who demonstrated that artistic revolution need not necessarily involve making everything angular, unrecognisable or apparently assembled from the remains of a railway accident. Born in 1861, Aristide Maillol began his artistic career as a painter before turning increasingly towards sculpture, eventually developing a distinctive style celebrated for its calm simplicity, harmonious proportions and powerful sense of physical presence. Where Auguste Rodin explored movement, emotional intensity and dramatic expression, Maillol pursued something altogether quieter. His figures possess an extraordinary stillness, their rounded forms suggesting balance, serenity and a timeless appreciation of the human body. And, it must be admitted, he was particularly enthusiastic about the female nude. Indeed, anyone hoping for an extensive selection of fully clothed Victorian gentlemen discussing municipal drainage arrangements may find themselves somewhat disappointed. Maillol’s sculpture is dominated by the female figure, presented not as a theatrical spectacle but as an exploration of form, volume, structure and the relationship between the body and surrounding space. His figures sit, stand, recline and contemplate existence with a composure that makes the frantic activity of modern civilisation appear positively unnecessary. Waldemar George, an influential art critic and historian, examines Maillol’s artistic achievement and his distinctive contribution to modern sculpture, placing his work within the wider development of European art. The book’s illustrated presentation offers an opportunity to appreciate the sculptor’s remarkable handling of form and the subtle variations that distinguish his apparently simple compositions. There is something wonderfully ironic about an artist achieving international recognition through sculptures that frequently appear to be doing absolutely nothing. No dramatic gestures, no heroic battles, no elaborate narratives. Just the human figure, rendered with such extraordinary sensitivity that the absence of unnecessary activity becomes the entire point. Published by the New York Graphic Society in 1977, this substantial art volume is an appealing addition to any collection devoted to twentieth-century sculpture, French art or the artistic representation of the human form. Condition: Good. The book is accompanied by its original illustrated dust jacket, which is slightly tatty, with visible edge wear and minor damage. Importantly, there are no large tears or substantial sections missing. The jacket retains its attractive period design, including its striking photographic presentation of Maillol’s sculptural work. Offered by Crappy Old Books, this is an appealing acquisition for art historians, sculptors, collectors of illustrated art books and anyone who appreciates the extraordinary skill required to make a solid piece of bronze appear graceful and alive. A handsome celebration of an artist who understood that simplicity, when properly achieved, can be considerably more powerful than spectacle. Because while modern art has occasionally demanded that audiences contemplate a pile of bricks, an unmade bed or something resembling a badly assembled bicycle, Maillol remained committed to the human figure. Preferably unclothed. And, judging by his remarkable career, humanity was perfectly happy to admire the results. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7779/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/maillol-oct-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New York Graphic Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7778 English Cottages and Farmhouses by Olive Cook and Edwin Smith English Cottages and Farmhouses (1960) – Olive Cook and Edwin Smith Thames and Hudson | ISBN: None Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The English countryside. A magnificent landscape of rolling hills, ancient hedgerows, picturesque villages and charming old buildings apparently constructed at a time when nobody had yet invented the straight line. For centuries, cottages and farmhouses have provided shelter to generations of rural inhabitants, surviving wars, economic upheavals and the extraordinary British enthusiasm for installing modern plumbing in buildings that were never designed to accommodate it. Welcome to English Cottages and Farmhouses, Olive Cook and Edwin Smith’s beautiful exploration of England’s vernacular architecture, celebrating the extraordinary variety, character and craftsmanship of its traditional rural buildings. Edwin Smith was one of Britain’s finest architectural photographers, renowned for his ability to capture the texture, atmosphere and quiet dignity of historic buildings. His photographs transform weathered timber, ancient stonework, crooked rooflines and humble domestic interiors into images of remarkable beauty. Olive Cook, his wife and an accomplished writer and architectural historian, provides the accompanying literary perspective, bringing these buildings and their historical significance to life. Together, they celebrate a world of timber-framed cottages, thatched roofs, stone farmhouses, ancient barns and picturesque dwellings whose architectural arrangements were frequently dictated by local materials, traditional craftsmanship and the practical necessities of rural existence. There is something wonderfully appealing about buildings constructed before architects began insisting that everything should resemble an enormous glass refrigerator. These houses possess individuality, irregularity and an extraordinary sense of belonging to their surroundings. Walls lean, beams twist, windows occupy unexpected positions, and entire structures appear to have settled into the landscape with the comfortable determination of an elderly gentleman refusing to leave his favourite armchair. Yet beneath their picturesque appearance lies a fascinating history of practical construction. Traditional builders worked with oak, stone, brick, clay and thatch, creating buildings capable of surviving centuries despite the occasional absence of anything resembling a modern building regulation. Published in 1960, this Thames and Hudson volume is itself an attractive historical record, capturing English rural architecture before decades of restoration, redevelopment and fashionable conversion transformed many traditional buildings. An especially interesting feature of this particular copy is the inclusion of two additional black-and-white photographs showing the interior of an old timber roof. These appear to have belonged to a previous owner and have been retained with the book. Their precise subject and provenance are unknown, but they provide a charming personal addition, suggesting that somebody once used this volume for more than casual admiration of pretty cottages. Perhaps the original owner was studying historic roof construction, investigating an old property or simply possessed an unusually enthusiastic interest in ancient timberwork. Whatever their story, the photographs make this copy a little more individual. Offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, this 1960 Thames and Hudson edition is an appealing acquisition for architectural historians, conservation enthusiasts, photographers and admirers of England’s traditional countryside. A beautiful celebration of rural buildings, skilled craftsmanship and an architectural heritage that has endured for generations. Because modern houses may offer insulation, central heating and the reassuring certainty that the walls are approximately vertical. But they rarely possess the character of a four-hundred-year-old cottage whose roof is supported by enormous oak beams. Or the entertaining possibility that the entire building has been slowly leaning sideways since the reign of Elizabeth I. And nobody has yet persuaded it to stop. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7778/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-cottages-and-farmhouses-oct-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7777 Second-Hand-Time by Svetlana Alexievich Second-Hand Time (2016) – Svetlana Alexievich Fitzcarraldo Editions | ISBN: 9781910695111 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Soviet Union. A magnificent experiment in constructing a workers’ paradise, which somehow managed to produce shortages of consumer goods, enormous queues, political repression and a bureaucracy capable of making the simplest human activity resemble an application for permission to exist. Then, in 1991, the whole enterprise collapsed, leaving millions of people wondering what had happened to their country, their beliefs and the future they had been promised. Welcome to Second-Hand Time, Svetlana Alexievich’s extraordinary oral history of the Soviet Union’s collapse and the bewildering, frequently brutal world that emerged from its ruins. Alexievich, winner of the 2015 Nobel Prize in Literature, is no ordinary historian. Rather than concentrating upon political leaders, economic statistics and the familiar procession of important men delivering speeches, she listens to ordinary people whose lives were transformed by the disappearance of the only system they had ever known. And what remarkable stories they have to tell. Former Communist believers, disappointed idealists, workers, intellectuals, soldiers and families struggling to survive the transition to capitalism recount their memories, hopes, humiliations and losses. For some, the Soviet collapse represented liberation from an oppressive political system. For others, it brought unemployment, poverty, insecurity and the uncomfortable discovery that freedom does not automatically include the means to purchase dinner. The old certainties disappeared almost overnight. Yesterday’s official heroes became today’s historical embarrassments, yesterday’s forbidden businessmen became tomorrow’s billionaires, and an entire population was expected to exchange decades of socialist ideology for the magnificent principle that everything apparently had a price. Including, on occasion, human dignity. Alexievich allows these conflicting experiences to coexist, creating an unsettling portrait of a society caught between nostalgia, disillusionment and the often ruthless realities of post-Soviet life. Her achievement lies in recognising that history is not merely something recorded in government documents. It is also what happens inside people’s homes, marriages, memories and private conversations. The result is frequently heartbreaking, occasionally darkly humorous and profoundly revealing about the extraordinary difficulty of replacing one social order with another. There is something bitterly ironic about a revolution promising to create a new human being, followed seventy years later by another revolution demanding that the same human being reinvent themselves once again. Originally published in Russian in 2013, this acclaimed work appeared in English in 2016, translated by Bela Shayevich. This 2016 Fitzcarraldo Editions copy, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for readers interested in Soviet history, contemporary Russia, political ideology and the human consequences of enormous historical upheavals. A powerful, unforgettable collection of voices from people who lived through the ending of an empire and discovered that the promised future was not necessarily an improvement upon the past. Because dismantling a political system is one thing. Dismantling the beliefs, memories and identities of millions of people is quite another. And while governments can announce the beginning of a new era overnight, persuading history to leave quietly proves considerably more difficult. Particularly when the past refuses to stop talking. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7777/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/second-hand-time-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fitzcarraldo Editions 9781910695111 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7776 Plan de Paris by A Leconte Plan de Paris (c.1949) – A. Leconte A. Leconte, Paris | ISBN: None Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Paris. The City of Light. A magnificent collection of grand boulevards, romantic cafés, historic monuments and approximately seventeen thousand opportunities to take a wrong turning while confidently assuring one’s travelling companions that the Eiffel Tower is definitely just around the corner. Welcome to Plan de Paris, a charming vintage street atlas published by A. Leconte, dating provisionally to around 1949, when the French capital was recovering from the upheavals of the Second World War and preparing to resume its traditional occupation of being considerably more stylish than everywhere else. This delightful little volume presents Paris arrondissement by arrondissement, offering detailed street plans, an alphabetical street directory and references to the nearest Métro stations. It was, in effect, the Google Maps of its day, although considerably more elegant and unlikely to announce that you should make a U-turn in the middle of the Champs-Élysées. The cover proudly declares Plan de Paris par Arrondissement, promising the reader a methodical route through the city’s famously complicated geography. The accompanying street nomenclature and Métro references provided the essential tools for navigating Paris before smartphones, satellite positioning and the modern expectation that a little blue dot should follow us everywhere. There is something wonderfully satisfying about a proper city atlas. Streets must be identified, distances considered and routes planned using nothing more sophisticated than eyesight, common sense and the occasional helpful Parisian. Admittedly, the last of these was not always guaranteed. The late 1940s were a fascinating period in Parisian history. German occupation had ended only a few years earlier, post-war reconstruction was underway, and the city was rediscovering its cultural confidence. Existentialist philosophers populated the cafés, artists pursued new ideas, and ordinary Parisians continued the important national tradition of looking faintly disappointed with the rest of humanity. For today’s collector, a street atlas from this period offers considerably more than navigational assistance. It provides a geographical snapshot of a city before decades of urban redevelopment, changing transport arrangements and the relentless demands of modern tourism transformed portions of its landscape. The arrondissement system remains familiar, but the historical details reveal a Paris belonging to a different generation. The original brown cloth-style cover, with its decorative silver lettering and distinguished vintage typography, possesses an appeal entirely absent from modern disposable tourist maps. This is a book designed to be carried, consulted and retained, rather than discarded at the airport. Condition: Good. The cover shows age-related wear, particularly around the edges and spine, but retains its wonderfully evocative period appearance. A handwritten “49” inside suggests a date of 1949, although the precise publication year remains unconfirmed. Offered by Crappy Old Books, this is an appealing acquisition for collectors of vintage maps, lovers of Paris, cartographic enthusiasts and anyone fascinated by the changing appearance of Europe’s great cities. A charming survivor from an era when exploring Paris required a paper map, comfortable shoes and sufficient linguistic confidence to ask directions without accidentally ordering three kilograms of cheese. Because getting lost in Paris has always been part of the pleasure. And with this little atlas, you can experience the additional satisfaction of getting lost in approximately 1949. Without your telephone telling you that you have arrived. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7776/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plan-de-paris-oct-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A Leconte no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7775 And So Ends the World - Withering in a Cosmic Holocaust by Richard Pape And So Ends the World: Withering in a Cosmic Holocaust (1963) – Richard Pape Panther | ISBN: None Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The end of the world. A subject which has fascinated humanity for thousands of years, inspiring prophets, philosophers, scientists and an impressive collection of individuals convinced that civilisation will collapse immediately after their particular generation has finished complaining about it. But what if the apocalypse were not merely a distant possibility? What if the familiar world, with all its comforting routines, political absurdities and reassuring little conveniences, were approaching a rather more permanent conclusion? Welcome to And So Ends the World: Withering in a Cosmic Holocaust, Richard Pape’s dramatically titled excursion into the terrifying possibilities of planetary catastrophe, published at a time when the prospect of civilisation being abruptly extinguished was considerably more fashionable than anyone might have wished. The early 1960s were an exceptionally nervous period. Nuclear arsenals were expanding, the Cold War was approaching extraordinary levels of confrontation, and humanity had acquired the remarkable technological ability to accomplish in an afternoon what nature might otherwise require millions of years to achieve. Meanwhile, scientific discoveries were revealing a universe of almost unimaginable scale, filled with powerful forces that made human civilisation appear rather less permanent than its inhabitants preferred to believe. Against this unsettling background, a title promising a cosmic holocaust was hardly calculated to improve anybody’s peace of mind. Richard Pape himself was no stranger to catastrophe. A wartime airman, prisoner of war and author of the celebrated memoir Boldness Be My Friend, he had experienced danger, captivity and survival under conditions that would leave most ordinary individuals permanently reluctant to complain about a delayed train. There is something particularly arresting about an author with such experiences turning his attention towards destruction on a cosmic scale. The book belongs to that wonderfully dramatic tradition of mid-twentieth-century writing in which humanity’s future is examined with an enthusiasm for alarming possibilities and an admirable disregard for reassuring the reader. Its appeal today extends beyond the subject itself. As a 1963 publication, it offers a period perspective on an age when atomic anxiety, scientific progress and apocalyptic speculation occupied a prominent place in the popular imagination. There is also something deliciously ironic about civilisation devoting its extraordinary intellectual resources to understanding the universe, only to discover an ever-expanding catalogue of ways in which the universe might bring civilisation to an end. This 1963 Panther edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for collectors of vintage paperbacks, enthusiasts of apocalyptic literature and readers fascinated by the anxieties and dramatic imagination of the Cold War era. A gloriously ominous addition to any bookshelf, with a title that makes even the most pessimistic modern newspaper headline sound positively cheerful. Because everybody knows the world must end eventually. The Sun will not shine forever, the stars themselves have finite lives, and even the greatest achievements of human civilisation cannot escape the passage of cosmic time. Still, there is something wonderfully British about publishing a paperback explaining the possible extinction of everything. At least it gives you something interesting to read while waiting for the end. Provided, of course, the universe has the courtesy to let you finish the last chapter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7775/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/and-so-ends-the-world-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7774 Selected Poems by James Schuyler Selected Poems (2007) – James Schuyler Farrar, Straus and Giroux | ISBN: 9780374530891 Condition: Fair – Slanted Spine from Poor Storage | Sold by Crappy Old Books Poetry. That extraordinary literary occupation in which somebody can spend three hours contemplating a cloud, a cup of coffee or an unremarkable afternoon, before producing twelve lines that somehow explain more about existence than an entire shelf of philosophy textbooks. Most people simply look out of the window. James Schuyler looked out of the window and made literature. Welcome to Selected Poems, a captivating introduction to one of the most distinctive voices of twentieth-century American poetry, a writer who possessed the remarkable ability to transform everyday observations into something quietly profound, occasionally hilarious and unexpectedly moving. James Schuyler was associated with the New York School of poets, alongside figures such as John Ashbery, Frank O’Hara and Kenneth Koch. This remarkable literary circle approached poetry with an enthusiasm for conversation, contemporary culture, artistic experimentation and the extraordinary possibilities concealed within apparently ordinary experience. Schuyler’s particular genius lay in noticing things. Weather, flowers, changing seasons, conversations, domestic interiors, friendships and fleeting emotional impressions all become material for his deceptively effortless verse. Where another poet might summon ancient gods, dramatic storms and the collapse of civilisation, Schuyler could achieve something equally compelling by observing the light falling across a room. It sounds suspiciously simple. Naturally, it isn’t. His poetry combines conversational language with remarkable sensitivity to rhythm, atmosphere and the subtle movements of thought. A seemingly casual observation can develop into an unexpected meditation upon friendship, loneliness, memory or the fleeting beauty of existence. There is also humour, frequently understated and wonderfully observant, reminding readers that profound artistic insight need not arrive wearing a solemn expression and carrying an enormous philosophical burden. Schuyler’s work often celebrates the immediate world without pretending that life is uncomplicated. His poems acknowledge uncertainty, emotional vulnerability and the passing of time while remaining attentive to the small pleasures that make ordinary existence worthwhile. He won the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry in 1981 for The Morning of the Poem, confirming his standing among the most accomplished American poets of his generation. This 2007 Farrar, Straus and Giroux edition brings together a selection of his poetry, offering readers an opportunity to encounter a writer whose quiet originality has earned lasting admiration. Condition: Fair. This copy has a noticeably slanted spine caused by poor storage, giving it a distinctly lopsided appearance. It is therefore offered as an honest reading copy rather than an immaculate collector’s specimen. The defect is reflected in the condition grading. Offered by Crappy Old Books, this volume is an appealing acquisition for admirers of modern American poetry, collectors of New York School literature and readers who appreciate writing that discovers extraordinary meaning in the apparently ordinary. A thoughtful, witty and rewarding collection from a poet who understood that everyday life contains more than enough material for great literature. Because anyone can write a poem about love, death or the mysteries of the universe. It takes a particularly gifted poet to write about the weather and leave you contemplating the meaning of existence. And while this copy’s spine may lean slightly to one side, its poetry remains considerably better balanced than most of humanity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7774/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-poems-james-schuyler-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Farrar Straus and Giroux 9780374530891 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7773 Proust by Edmund White Proust (1999) – Edmund White Weidenfeld & Nicolson | ISBN: 9780297842422 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Marcel Proust. French novelist, social observer, chronic invalid and a man who demonstrated that an apparently insignificant biscuit-related experience could eventually develop into several thousand pages of literary genius. While ordinary people remember their childhoods through photographs, embarrassing family anecdotes and the occasional unfortunate school report, Proust turned the entire business of remembering things into one of the greatest achievements of modern literature. Welcome to Proust, Edmund White’s elegant, insightful and wonderfully readable biography of the man behind In Search of Lost Time, a monumental literary undertaking whose length has intimidated generations of otherwise enthusiastic readers. Born in 1871 into a prosperous Parisian family, Proust enjoyed the privileges of wealth, education and access to fashionable society. Unfortunately, he also suffered from chronic ill health, emotional anxieties and an extraordinary capacity for becoming absorbed in the smallest details of human behaviour. He was fascinated by aristocrats, social climbers, lovers, intellectuals and the elaborate rituals of Parisian high society, where reputations could be destroyed by an unfortunate remark and an invitation to the right dinner party might represent the pinnacle of human achievement. Proust observed this world with affectionate fascination and merciless precision, eventually transforming its personalities, pretensions and romantic disasters into the extraordinary fictional universe of his masterpiece. Edmund White, himself a distinguished novelist and biographer, approaches his subject with a novelist’s appreciation of personality, sexuality, ambition and the complexities of artistic creation. He explores Proust’s relationships, his homosexuality, his attachment to his mother and the remarkable transformation of a fashionable young socialite into an intensely dedicated literary artist. Proust’s working habits were famously eccentric. Increasingly withdrawn from ordinary social life, he spent much of his later existence writing in a cork-lined bedroom, apparently deciding that the outside world was considerably more manageable when experienced through memory rather than direct participation. It was an extraordinary arrangement, although one suspects the neighbours appreciated the soundproofing. White also examines the relationship between Proust’s personal experiences and his fiction, revealing how real encounters, emotional disappointments and observations of society helped inspire his elaborate literary constructions. The resulting portrait is affectionate without being uncritical, presenting a brilliant, vulnerable and sometimes exasperating individual whose genius was inseparable from his obsessions. Published in 1999 as part of the acclaimed Penguin Lives biographical series, this compact volume offers an accessible introduction to a writer whose own books are rather less compact. This 1999 Weidenfeld & Nicolson edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of French literature, literary biography and anyone who has ever contemplated reading Proust but wondered whether they possessed sufficient years remaining. A witty, perceptive and illuminating portrait of a man who transformed memory, jealousy, desire and social observation into literary immortality. Because most people occasionally remember something from their childhood and spend a few pleasant moments feeling nostalgic. Proust remembered eating a madeleine. And proceeded to write one of the longest novels in literary history. Which rather puts the average person’s holiday memoir into perspective. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7773/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/proust-oct-2026.jpg 3.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297842422 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7772 Diamonds Are Forever by Ian Fleming Diamonds Are Forever (1963) – Ian Fleming Pan Books | ISBN: None | Pan X235 Condition: Poor – Missing First Six Pages, Reinforced Hinges | Sold by Crappy Old Books Diamonds. Those glittering little stones which have inspired centuries of romance, enormous fortunes, international intrigue and the extraordinary human conviction that a small piece of compressed carbon is worth sacrificing several months’ wages to obtain. Unfortunately, in Ian Fleming’s world, diamonds also attract smugglers, gangsters, professional killers and an exceptionally dangerous British secret agent who has a habit of turning perfectly respectable criminal enterprises into spectacular disasters. Welcome to Diamonds Are Forever, Ian Fleming’s fourth James Bond novel, originally published in 1956, and presented here in a gloriously battered 1963 Pan Books paperback that has clearly experienced a few adventures of its own. When Bond is assigned to investigate an international diamond-smuggling operation, he finds himself following a trail from London to America, where organised crime, wealthy criminals and thoroughly disreputable characters are making an excellent living from the illegal movement of precious stones. Along the way he encounters Tiffany Case, a beautiful and resourceful woman whose complicated past has left her with a healthy suspicion of men, particularly those who arrive asking inconvenient questions. Bond’s investigation carries him into the glamorous and dangerous world of American gambling, horse racing, gangsters and Las Vegas, where enormous fortunes change hands and nobody seems particularly concerned about where the money originated. Behind the operation stand the Spangled Mob, an American criminal organisation whose business arrangements make the average British board meeting seem positively wholesome. Fleming combines espionage, organised crime and the irresistible atmosphere of 1950s America, creating a thriller filled with expensive tastes, dangerous encounters and Bond’s customary disregard for personal safety. Unlike the more extravagant 1971 film adaptation, the original novel offers a grittier adventure, with a stronger emphasis on criminal networks and the dangerous business of infiltrating them. And now to the physical condition, which deserves a paragraph of its own. This copy is in Poor condition. The first six pages are missing, so the surviving text begins on page 7. The book is heavily worn throughout, with the unmistakable appearance of a paperback that has enjoyed a long, demanding and occasionally undignified existence. However, the hinges have been reinforced with brown paper, making the binding considerably more robust than its battered appearance might suggest. It is a practical repair rather than an invisible restoration, and the book remains a usable vintage reading copy, provided it receives reasonable handling. There is something rather appealing about that. Collectors seeking immaculate corners, untouched spines and flawless first pages should look elsewhere. But anyone wanting a genuine early-1960s Bond paperback that can actually be handled and read without trembling at the prospect of diminishing its investment value may find this wonderfully liberating. Offered by Crappy Old Books, this is an honest survivor from the golden age of James Bond paperbacks, complete with its wonderfully evocative vintage cover. Because diamonds may be forever. But paperback bindings, apparently, are not. Fortunately, a little brown paper and determination can accomplish wonders. And unlike Bond’s expensive gemstones, this particular treasure comes with absolutely no pretence of perfection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7772/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/diamonds-are-forever-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7771 Moonraker by Ian Fleming Moonraker (1969) – Ian Fleming Pan Books | ISBN: 0330102346 Condition: Fair | Sold by Crappy Old Books James Bond. Britain’s most celebrated secret agent, a man whose professional responsibilities include defending the nation, seducing beautiful women, consuming expensive alcohol and demonstrating an extraordinary ability to survive situations that would leave an ordinary civil servant requiring six months’ compassionate leave. Welcome to Moonraker, Ian Fleming’s third James Bond novel, originally published in 1955, in which Britain’s national security depends upon a mysterious millionaire, an experimental rocket and the increasingly justified suspicion that something thoroughly unpleasant is happening on the Kent coast. Sir Hugo Drax is a national hero. Wealthy, powerful and extravagantly patriotic, he is financing the development of Moonraker, an advanced ballistic missile intended to provide Britain with its own formidable defence against foreign aggression. Naturally, the British establishment is delighted. Here is a private citizen generously offering to strengthen national security without requiring the Treasury to pay for everything. Unfortunately, Drax has a problem. He cheats at cards. This apparently minor indiscretion attracts the attention of M, Bond’s formidable superior, who dispatches 007 to investigate. What begins as an exercise in exposing dubious behaviour at an exclusive London club develops into something considerably more dangerous. Soon Bond is investigating the Moonraker project itself, assisted by Special Branch officer Gala Brand, whose intelligence and professional competence make her considerably more useful than the decorative companions traditionally associated with fictional spies. As the rocket approaches its scheduled launch, Bond discovers that patriotic appearances can conceal extraordinary secrets, and that entrusting national defence to an eccentric millionaire might not have been quite the brilliant idea everybody originally imagined. Fleming combines espionage, Cold War anxieties, technological speculation and the unmistakable atmosphere of post-war Britain, when national prestige was still recovering from the Second World War and the prospect of becoming a major missile power possessed considerable political appeal. Unlike the spectacularly extravagant 1979 film adaptation, which sends Roger Moore into outer space, the original novel remains firmly rooted in Britain, its beaches, country roads, secret installations and exclusive gentlemen’s clubs. There are no orbital space stations or laser battles here. Instead, Fleming offers a tightly constructed thriller involving deception, revenge and a particularly dangerous piece of rocket engineering. There is something magnificently ironic about a nation placing its faith in a supposedly patriotic businessman whose most obvious qualification for public confidence is possessing an enormous fortune. Some things, apparently, never change. This 1969 Pan Books edition, offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, is an honest vintage reading copy rather than a pristine collector’s specimen. Its age and condition are reflected in the grading, but it retains the appeal of an original-era Bond paperback. An excellent acquisition for Ian Fleming enthusiasts, collectors of vintage espionage fiction and readers curious to discover just how different the original Moonraker is from its cinematic namesake. A splendid cocktail of Cold War paranoia, British eccentricity, high-stakes gambling and international conspiracy. Because saving Britain from destruction is all very well. But James Bond understands that the first duty of a gentleman is to recognise when somebody is cheating at bridge. Particularly when the culprit also happens to possess a nuclear missile. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7771/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/moonraker-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330102346 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7770 The Homeward Tide by AL White My Heart’s in the Highlands: An Anthology of Verse (1979) – Robert Burns Jarrold Colour Publications | ISBN: 0853066752 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Scotland. A magnificent country of sweeping glens, rugged mountains, romantic lochs, unpredictable weather and a population possessing an extraordinary ability to become sentimental about landscapes that would send an ordinary English tourist rushing indoors for a hot drink. And nobody captured its character, humour, passions and peculiarities quite like Robert Burns. Welcome to My Heart’s in the Highlands, a charming anthology of verse celebrating the poetic genius of Scotland’s most beloved literary export, a man whose words have survived centuries of changing fashions, political upheavals and increasingly unsuccessful attempts to understand what everybody is singing on New Year’s Eve. Born in Ayrshire in 1759, Robert Burns became one of the defining voices of Scottish literature, transforming the experiences of ordinary people, rural life, romance and national identity into poetry of remarkable warmth and vitality. His subjects ranged from love and longing to friendship, hardship, social pretension and the splendid absurdities of human behaviour. He could celebrate the beauty of the countryside one moment and expose the foolishness of respectable society the next, frequently with the uncomfortable accuracy of somebody who had encountered rather too much of both. The anthology takes its title from Burns’s famous expression of longing for the Scottish Highlands, capturing that powerful attachment to place which has inspired generations of Scots to gaze wistfully towards the mountains, even when the weather there is doing its utmost to discourage visitors. Burns possessed an extraordinary gift for making familiar experiences feel universal. Love becomes both glorious and troublesome, human pride appears magnificently ridiculous, and the natural world acquires emotional significance far beyond its practical usefulness. His command of Scots and English gives his writing a distinctive musical quality, although modern readers occasionally discover that understanding eighteenth-century Scottish vocabulary requires a little patience and possibly a dictionary. Fortunately, the reward is considerable. There is something particularly appealing about Burns’s refusal to regard poetry as the exclusive property of aristocrats and academics. His writing gives voice to farmers, labourers, lovers and ordinary individuals whose experiences might otherwise have been overlooked by more fashionable literary society. And while his reputation is often surrounded by tartan, whisky and solemn ceremonial recitations, Burns himself was far too lively, passionate and irreverent to be confined comfortably within such respectable traditions. Published in 1979 by Jarrold Colour Publications, this anthology offers an attractive introduction to the enduring charm of Burns’s verse and the landscape and cultural identity with which his poetry remains inseparably associated. This 1979 edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is a delightful acquisition for admirers of Scottish literature, poetry collectors, Burns enthusiasts and anyone whose affection for Scotland extends beyond shortbread tins and bagpipe recordings. A charming celebration of romance, nature, humour and national feeling from a poet whose words remain remarkably alive more than two centuries after his death. Because Scotland has produced philosophers, engineers, inventors and some of the world’s finest whisky. But Robert Burns achieved something even more extraordinary. He persuaded generations of people to become emotional about poetry. And occasionally to attempt singing it. Usually after consuming enough whisky to make the pronunciation considerably less important. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7770/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-homeward-tide-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granada 9780583132954 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7769 My Hearts in the Highlands - An Anthology of Verse by Robert Burns My Heart’s in the Highlands: An Anthology of Verse (1979) – Robert Burns Jarrold Colour Publications | ISBN: 0853066752 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Scotland. A magnificent country of sweeping glens, rugged mountains, romantic lochs, unpredictable weather and a population possessing an extraordinary ability to become sentimental about landscapes that would send an ordinary English tourist rushing indoors for a hot drink. And nobody captured its character, humour, passions and peculiarities quite like Robert Burns. Welcome to My Heart’s in the Highlands, a charming anthology of verse celebrating the poetic genius of Scotland’s most beloved literary export, a man whose words have survived centuries of changing fashions, political upheavals and increasingly unsuccessful attempts to understand what everybody is singing on New Year’s Eve. Born in Ayrshire in 1759, Robert Burns became one of the defining voices of Scottish literature, transforming the experiences of ordinary people, rural life, romance and national identity into poetry of remarkable warmth and vitality. His subjects ranged from love and longing to friendship, hardship, social pretension and the splendid absurdities of human behaviour. He could celebrate the beauty of the countryside one moment and expose the foolishness of respectable society the next, frequently with the uncomfortable accuracy of somebody who had encountered rather too much of both. The anthology takes its title from Burns’s famous expression of longing for the Scottish Highlands, capturing that powerful attachment to place which has inspired generations of Scots to gaze wistfully towards the mountains, even when the weather there is doing its utmost to discourage visitors. Burns possessed an extraordinary gift for making familiar experiences feel universal. Love becomes both glorious and troublesome, human pride appears magnificently ridiculous, and the natural world acquires emotional significance far beyond its practical usefulness. His command of Scots and English gives his writing a distinctive musical quality, although modern readers occasionally discover that understanding eighteenth-century Scottish vocabulary requires a little patience and possibly a dictionary. Fortunately, the reward is considerable. There is something particularly appealing about Burns’s refusal to regard poetry as the exclusive property of aristocrats and academics. His writing gives voice to farmers, labourers, lovers and ordinary individuals whose experiences might otherwise have been overlooked by more fashionable literary society. And while his reputation is often surrounded by tartan, whisky and solemn ceremonial recitations, Burns himself was far too lively, passionate and irreverent to be confined comfortably within such respectable traditions. Published in 1979 by Jarrold Colour Publications, this anthology offers an attractive introduction to the enduring charm of Burns’s verse and the landscape and cultural identity with which his poetry remains inseparably associated. This 1979 edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is a delightful acquisition for admirers of Scottish literature, poetry collectors, Burns enthusiasts and anyone whose affection for Scotland extends beyond shortbread tins and bagpipe recordings. A charming celebration of romance, nature, humour and national feeling from a poet whose words remain remarkably alive more than two centuries after his death. Because Scotland has produced philosophers, engineers, inventors and some of the world’s finest whisky. But Robert Burns achieved something even more extraordinary. He persuaded generations of people to become emotional about poetry. And occasionally to attempt singing it. Usually after consuming enough whisky to make the pronunciation considerably less important. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7769/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-hearts-in-the-highlands-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jarrold Colour Publications 9780853066750 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7768 Imagine by Patrick Purnell SJ Imagine (2004) – Patrick Purnell SJ Way Books | ISBN: 9780904717143 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Imagination. That extraordinary human faculty responsible for great works of art, remarkable scientific discoveries, religious visions and the occasional deeply embarrassing daydream during an important meeting. It allows us to contemplate distant worlds, revisit ancient events and consider possibilities that the ordinary business of daily existence might otherwise leave thoroughly unexplored. Naturally, the Jesuits have found a more spiritually constructive use for it. Welcome to Imagine, Patrick Purnell SJ’s exploration of imagination as a means of reflection, prayer and spiritual discovery, drawing upon the rich Christian tradition of engaging the mind and senses in the search for deeper understanding. The letters SJ identify Purnell as a member of the Society of Jesus, the religious order founded by St Ignatius of Loyola in the sixteenth century. The Jesuits have long been associated with education, scholarship, spiritual discipline and the remarkable ability to ask questions that initially sound straightforward but turn out to require several weeks of serious contemplation. Central to Ignatian spirituality is the conviction that imagination can serve as a powerful instrument of prayer. Rather than approaching religious experience solely through abstract ideas, believers may imaginatively enter biblical scenes, considering the people, surroundings, emotions and events as though they were personally present. It is a wonderfully human approach to spirituality. After all, reading about an event and imagining oneself standing in the middle of it are rather different experiences. The process encourages reflection upon familiar stories from fresh perspectives, transforming religious contemplation from a purely intellectual activity into something more immediate and personal. There is also something appealingly unconventional about the idea that disciplined imagination can lead towards greater spiritual understanding. In ordinary life, allowing one’s thoughts to wander is generally regarded as evidence of insufficient concentration. In the Ignatian tradition, however, the imagination is invited to participate, provided it does not wander off entirely and begin planning the afternoon’s shopping. The relationship between faith, creativity and personal experience provides fertile ground for thoughtful exploration. Religious traditions have always employed imagery, storytelling, symbolism and artistic expression to communicate ideas that resist easy explanation. Published in 2004 by Way Books, a publisher associated with Jesuit spirituality, Imagine belongs to this reflective tradition, appealing to readers interested in the interaction between religious belief and the imaginative life. It is a subject that reaches beyond formal theology, inviting consideration of how human beings understand themselves, their relationships and the possibilities of existence through images and stories. This 2004 Way Books edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for readers interested in Christian spirituality, Ignatian prayer, religious reflection and the imaginative dimensions of faith. A thoughtful little volume for those who appreciate the possibility that imagination is more than an entertaining escape from reality. Because the human mind is capable of extraordinary journeys without anybody needing to purchase an airline ticket, pack a suitcase or endure airport security. And if the Jesuits are correct, some of the most worthwhile journeys may take place entirely within our own thoughts. Which is reassuring. Particularly given the current price of travel. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7768/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/imagine-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Way Books 9780904717143 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7767 Athenian Society by Jennifer Gibbon Athenian Society (1990) – Jennifer Gibbon Bristol Classical Press | ISBN: 9781853994999 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Ancient Athens. The birthplace of democracy, philosophy, classical drama and the extraordinary Greek conviction that practically every important question could be resolved through several hours of public argument. A civilisation that produced Socrates, Plato and some of history’s finest architecture, while simultaneously managing to organise society in ways that would leave a modern equality officer reaching urgently for the complaints procedure. Welcome to Athenian Society, Jennifer Gibbon’s exploration of the people, institutions and social arrangements that shaped one of the most influential civilisations in human history. Athens is celebrated as the cradle of Western democracy, although the ancient Athenians maintained a rather selective understanding of who should actually participate. Adult male citizens enjoyed political privileges, while women, slaves and resident foreigners were excluded from the democratic process. An admirable beginning, perhaps, although there was clearly room for improvement. Behind the magnificent temples, famous philosophers and stirring speeches lay a complicated society built upon citizenship, family obligations, economic activity, religion and carefully maintained distinctions of social status. Daily life involved considerably more than wandering through the Agora discussing the nature of existence. People had livelihoods to maintain, households to manage, religious obligations to observe and neighbours with whom to conduct the occasional thoroughly unnecessary dispute. For women, domestic responsibilities and legal restrictions shaped opportunities very differently from those available to male citizens. Slavery remained an accepted institution, supporting economic activities and household life in ways that sit uncomfortably beside Athens’ celebrated ideals of liberty. Meanwhile, citizenship itself carried responsibilities. Public affairs, military service, religious festivals and participation in civic institutions formed important elements of the Athenian experience. There is something magnificently ironic about a society capable of producing some of history’s most sophisticated arguments concerning justice, virtue and good government while maintaining arrangements that seem decidedly less enlightened when examined closely. Yet this contradiction is precisely what makes ancient Athens so fascinating. Its achievements were extraordinary, but its inhabitants were recognisably human: ambitious, competitive, argumentative, proud of their traditions and frequently convinced that their particular way of organising the world was unquestionably superior. Published by Bristol Classical Press in 1990, this volume offers a useful introduction to the social background of classical Athens, providing context for readers encountering Greek history, literature and political thought. Understanding Athenian society helps illuminate the world in which its celebrated philosophers argued, playwrights entertained, politicians competed and ordinary citizens attempted to navigate the practical complications of everyday existence. This 1990 Bristol Classical Press edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for students of classical civilisation, enthusiasts of Greek history and anyone interested in the origins and contradictions of Western political and social institutions. A stimulating journey into the everyday realities behind the legendary achievements of ancient Athens, revealing a civilisation considerably more complicated than its magnificent ruins might suggest. Because inventing democracy is undoubtedly a remarkable achievement. Inventing democracy while excluding most of the population is perhaps rather less impressive. Still, the Athenians also gave us philosophy, theatre and the enduring tradition of conducting political arguments in public. And judging by the state of modern politics, we have certainly managed to preserve that last achievement with extraordinary enthusiasm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7767/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/athenian-society-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bristol Classical Press 9781853994999 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7766 Upon My Word - More Stories from My Word by Frank Muir and Denis Norden Upon My Word: More Stories from My Word (1974) – Frank Muir and Denis Norden Methuen | ISBN: 0413326608 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The English language. A magnificent collection of words, expressions, peculiar spellings and grammatical inconsistencies, lovingly developed over centuries by a nation that has never entirely decided whether communication should be straightforward or an elaborate intellectual obstacle course. It is a language in which words can mean several different things, pronunciation bears only a passing resemblance to spelling, and even the most innocent phrase can become an opportunity for spectacular verbal mischief. Fortunately, Frank Muir and Denis Norden understood this better than almost anybody. Welcome to Upon My Word: More Stories from My Word, a delightful collection of linguistic nonsense, inventive storytelling and gloriously improbable explanations associated with the celebrated BBC radio programme My Word! For decades, Muir and Norden entertained audiences with their extraordinary command of language, literary knowledge and apparently limitless ability to transform the most respectable expressions into elaborate comic adventures. One of the programme’s great pleasures was the famous round in which the two humorists concocted outrageously convoluted stories designed to culminate in a familiar phrase or saying, frequently twisted into a pun of such magnificently questionable quality that the entire preceding narrative suddenly appeared to have been constructed for no other purpose than to inflict it upon the audience. Which, naturally, was precisely the point. These were not ordinary jokes. They were elaborate engineering projects in verbal absurdity, carefully assembled from unlikely characters, improbable coincidences and increasingly suspicious plot developments, before finally collapsing beneath the weight of a punchline that would have made a less accomplished comedian seek immediate professional counselling. Muir and Norden possessed a particularly British form of humour: intelligent, understated, mischievous and entirely willing to devote considerable intellectual effort to producing something profoundly silly. Their partnership was a triumph of complementary comic talents. Both were accomplished writers, broadcasters and observers of human absurdity, capable of making literary sophistication coexist quite happily with jokes that might otherwise have been rejected from a school playground. There is something wonderfully ironic about employing an exceptional command of English literature, classical references and linguistic history to deliver a pun so dreadful that it becomes magnificent. Published in 1974, this Methuen volume captures an especially appealing period of British radio comedy, when audiences were expected to appreciate wit, wordplay and cultural references without the assistance of flashing lights, celebrity contestants or somebody shouting the answer over dramatic background music. It also recalls an era when a collection of humorous radio material could become a perfectly respectable book, allowing listeners to revisit their favourite verbal catastrophes at leisure. This 1974 Methuen edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for lovers of classic British humour, radio nostalgia, linguistic eccentricities and anyone who considers an appalling pun a legitimate form of artistic achievement. A splendid celebration of the comic possibilities of English, demonstrating that language is not merely a means of communicating information. It is also an enormously sophisticated instrument for making people groan. Because anyone can tell a bad joke. But Frank Muir and Denis Norden could spend several minutes constructing an elaborate literary masterpiece before revealing that the entire enterprise existed solely to justify one spectacularly dreadful pun. And somehow make you grateful for the experience. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7766/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/upon-my-word-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413326607 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7765 Instant Guide to Bridge by Hugh Kelsey Instant Guide to Bridge (1990) – Hugh Kelsey Gollancz | ISBN: 0575046147 Condition: Fair – Ex-Library Copy | Sold by Crappy Old Books Bridge. That most civilised of card games, in which four apparently respectable individuals gather around a table to demonstrate their intelligence, exercise their memories and discover just how much resentment can be generated by a badly chosen bid. It is a game of strategy, partnership, probability and the extraordinary human ability to blame somebody else when everything goes horribly wrong. Welcome to Instant Guide to Bridge, Hugh Kelsey’s introduction to the noble art of turning fifty-two innocent playing cards into an elaborate psychological battlefield. For the uninitiated, bridge appears deceptively straightforward. Four players, two partnerships, thirteen cards each and a perfectly ordinary deck. What could possibly be complicated? Almost everything, as it turns out. Before anybody has even played a card, the participants must negotiate the mysterious business of bidding, communicating information to their partners through a carefully structured vocabulary of contracts, conventions and implications. A simple announcement of “one spade” may contain considerably more information than an entire conversation at a family gathering. And, unlike family conversation, every word matters. Hugh Kelsey was one of Britain’s most respected bridge writers and players, celebrated for his ability to explain the game’s complexities with clarity, intelligence and an appreciation of the practical decisions confronting ordinary players. This compact guide offers an approachable route into the principles of bridge, helping readers understand the relationship between bidding, card play, partnership cooperation and the strategic thinking required to avoid spectacular embarrassment. The fundamental challenge is not merely knowing which cards you possess, but deducing what everybody else might be holding, interpreting your partner’s intentions and resisting the temptation to announce that the entire disaster was obviously their fault. There is something wonderfully ironic about a game requiring absolute trust between partners while providing almost unlimited opportunities for mutual suspicion. A successful partnership must communicate efficiently, anticipate each other’s decisions and maintain composure under pressure. In other words, bridge demands precisely the qualities that many married couples spend decades attempting to develop, with considerably mixed results. Published in 1990, this Gollancz edition belongs to an era when instructional books were an essential companion to learning card games, before online tutorials and computer opponents made it possible to lose spectacularly without involving another human being. Condition: Fair – Ex-Library Copy. This book has previously served in a library and is sold as an honest, used reading copy rather than a pristine collector’s specimen. Its former institutional life is part of its character, and the Fair grading reflects that history. Offered by Crappy Old Books, this is an appealing acquisition for beginners, returning bridge players and anyone wishing to understand why apparently sensible people become so emotionally invested in thirteen tricks. A practical introduction to a game that combines mathematics, memory, psychology and the ancient art of remaining polite when one’s partner has just made an unforgivable mistake. Because bridge is supposed to be a relaxing social pastime. And nothing says relaxation quite like spending an entire evening calculating probabilities, interpreting coded messages and silently questioning the intelligence of the person sitting opposite you. All while remembering to say, “Well played.” Even when it most certainly wasn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7765/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/instant-guide-to-bridge-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz 9780575046146 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7764 Lady Chatterleys Lover by DH Lawrence Lady Chatterley’s Lover (1993) – D. H. Lawrence Penguin | ISBN: 9780140175219 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books Sex, scandal, class warfare and the extraordinary British ability to become profoundly upset about what consenting adults get up to behind closed doors. Few novels have managed to offend so many respectable people while simultaneously becoming one of the most celebrated works of twentieth-century literature. Indeed, for a considerable period, merely possessing a copy of Lady Chatterley’s Lover was enough to suggest that one’s moral standards had taken a distinctly worrying turn. Welcome to D. H. Lawrence’s notorious masterpiece, a novel that combines forbidden passion, social criticism and frank discussion of human sexuality with enough controversy to keep lawyers, bishops and newspaper editors spectacularly busy. Lady Constance Chatterley inhabits the privileged world of the English aristocracy, married to Sir Clifford Chatterley, a wealthy landowner left paralysed by injuries sustained during the First World War. Their marriage offers financial security, social position and all the outward advantages of upper-class existence. Unfortunately, it provides rather less in the way of emotional warmth, physical intimacy and genuine human connection. Enter Oliver Mellors, the gamekeeper on the Chatterley estate, a man whose relationship with Constance rapidly develops beyond the ordinary professional boundaries of estate management. Mellors is not merely an attractive alternative to her emotionally distant husband. He represents an entirely different world, one associated with physical vitality, natural instincts and the possibility of escaping the suffocating conventions of class-conscious English society. Naturally, this causes complications. The affair challenges the rigid boundaries separating aristocracy and working class, exposing the hypocrisies of a social order in which wealth and respectability are frequently mistaken for virtue. Lawrence explores the tensions between industrial civilisation and nature, intellect and instinct, social obligation and personal fulfilment. Beneath the novel’s famous sexual passages lies a serious examination of alienation, emotional repression and the damaging consequences of a society increasingly disconnected from genuine human experience. Unfortunately for Lawrence, much of the British establishment became rather more interested in the rude words. Written in 1928 and initially published privately in Italy, the novel remained unavailable in an unexpurgated British edition until Penguin’s famous publication in 1960. The resulting obscenity trial became a landmark in British cultural history, with prosecutors attempting to demonstrate that the book would corrupt public morals. Penguin was acquitted, and the novel rapidly became a bestseller. There is something magnificently ironic about a literary work concerned with the importance of human intimacy becoming the subject of a national argument about whether ordinary people could be trusted to read it. This 1993 Penguin edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of classic English literature, collectors of controversial fiction and readers interested in the changing relationship between literature, censorship and social attitudes. A passionate, provocative and intellectually challenging novel that remains far more substantial than its scandalous reputation might suggest. Because Lawrence wanted to explore the human condition, the destructive effects of industrial society and the relationship between physical love and emotional fulfilment. The British establishment, meanwhile, wanted to know whether the gamekeeper was behaving himself. He wasn’t. And English literature has never quite recovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7764/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lady-chatterleys-lover-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140175219 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7763 An Introduction to Database Systems - Volume I by CJ Date An Introduction to Database Systems – Volume I (1990) – C. J. Date Addison-Wesley | ISBN: 9780201528787 Condition: Fair – Slightly Curved, Solid Binding, Fully Readable | Sold by Crappy Old Books Databases. Those magnificent repositories of human knowledge into which civilisation has poured everything from banking transactions and medical records to railway timetables, customer complaints and the names of people who purchased a washing machine in 1978. Without them, modern society would collapse into administrative confusion, although anyone who has ever dealt with a government department might reasonably suggest that the process is already well underway. Welcome to An Introduction to Database Systems – Volume I, C. J. Date’s celebrated textbook on the principles of database management, a work that has helped generations of computer scientists understand why information should be organised properly rather than scattered randomly across several thousand files named FINAL, FINAL2 and FINAL-REVISED. C. J. Date is one of the most respected authorities on relational database theory, a subject whose intellectual foundations owe much to Edgar F. Codd and his revolutionary work on organising information into logical relationships. The basic idea sounds wonderfully straightforward. Store data systematically, establish meaningful relationships between it and ensure that information can be retrieved accurately without requiring somebody to rummage through an electronic filing cabinet the size of Belgium. Unfortunately, achieving this involves considerably more than creating a table and hoping for the best. Date guides readers through the theoretical foundations of database systems, exploring relational models, data structures, integrity constraints, query languages, database design and the principles required to manage complex information reliably. Particular attention is given to the importance of logical consistency and independence between the way data is represented and the physical machinery used to store it. These are not merely academic concerns. A badly designed database can produce duplicate records, contradictory information and the spectacular administrative achievement of insisting that a customer simultaneously exists and does not exist. The study of normalisation offers another opportunity for intellectual excitement, demonstrating how careful database design can prevent anomalies and reduce unnecessary duplication. To the uninitiated, this may sound rather less thrilling than exploring the Amazon rainforest. To a database administrator confronting a million corrupted customer records, however, it represents civilisation’s last line of defence. Published in 1990, this Addison-Wesley volume captures database technology during an important period in computing history, when relational database management systems were becoming increasingly central to commercial and scientific applications. Although software platforms and technical standards have evolved, the fundamental principles of sound relational design remain enormously relevant. Condition: Fair. This copy has a slightly curved appearance, giving it something of a well-travelled character. Importantly, the binding remains solid and the book is perfectly readable. It is an honest, serviceable reference copy rather than an immaculate display specimen. Offered by Crappy Old Books, this 1990 edition is an appealing acquisition for programmers, database designers, computer science students and collectors of influential computing textbooks. A substantial and intellectually rewarding examination of the systems that keep modern information organised, consistent and accessible. Because computers can process billions of instructions per second, store extraordinary quantities of information and perform calculations beyond ordinary human comprehension. Yet none of that prevents somebody from designing a database so badly that finding a customer’s address requires three programmers, two consultants and an emergency meeting. As C. J. Date might reasonably argue, the answer is to get the relationships right. Preferably before entering the first million records. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7763/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-introduction-to-database-systems-vol-1-oct-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Addison-Wesley 9780201528787 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7762 Helix by Eric Brown Helix (2007) – Eric Brown Solaris | ISBN: 9781844164721 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Space exploration. Humanity’s magnificent attempt to escape the limitations of Earth, discover new worlds and establish civilisation somewhere that hasn’t already been ruined by politicians, property developers and the occasional spectacularly misguided military adventure. Unfortunately, the universe is an exceptionally large place, and the machinery required to cross it has an inconvenient tendency to malfunction at precisely the worst possible moment. Welcome to Helix, Eric Brown’s ambitious science-fiction adventure, in which an extraordinary interstellar journey leads to the discovery of a world unlike anything humanity has previously imagined. When Earth faces an increasingly uncertain future, a spacecraft carrying human colonists sets out in search of a new home. Its passengers are placed in suspended animation, trusting advanced technology to transport them safely across the immense distances separating the stars. Naturally, something goes wrong. When the surviving travellers awaken, they discover that their vessel has reached a mysterious destination far removed from anything familiar. Before them lies the Helix, an astonishing artificial structure composed of interconnected worlds arranged in a vast spiral. It is a breathtaking feat of engineering, apparently constructed by an intelligence possessing technological abilities considerably beyond those of humanity. Which immediately raises several interesting questions. Who built it? Why? What happened to its creators? And, perhaps most urgently, are the new arrivals welcome, or have they inadvertently wandered into somebody else’s extraordinarily elaborate back garden? As the explorers venture into this remarkable environment, they encounter unfamiliar landscapes, strange societies and intelligent species whose histories and beliefs present unexpected challenges. Brown combines the traditional excitement of planetary exploration with the grandeur of big-concept science fiction, creating a setting that offers seemingly endless possibilities for discovery. The Helix itself is one of the novel’s great attractions: an extraordinary imagined construction that allows different environments and civilisations to exist within a single immense artificial system. There is something wonderfully appealing about such a concept. Ordinary planets must make do with whatever geography and climate nature happens to provide. The builders of the Helix have apparently decided that the entire business of planetary design would benefit from a considerably more ambitious approach. Yet the novel is not simply an exercise in spectacular engineering. Its characters must confront the familiar human challenges of survival, cooperation, cultural misunderstanding and the difficult business of establishing trust in circumstances where practically everything is unfamiliar. Brown explores questions of belief, identity and civilisation alongside the excitement of discovery, reminding readers that technological sophistication does not necessarily guarantee wisdom, tolerance or good judgement. Originally published in 2007, Helix offers an engaging combination of hard-science-fiction ideas, alien encounters and sweeping space adventure. This 2007 Solaris edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for admirers of Eric Brown, enthusiasts of imaginative space opera and readers fascinated by mysterious alien megastructures. A compelling journey into an extraordinary artificial world, filled with danger, discovery and the unsettling possibility that humanity is not nearly as important as it likes to imagine. Because discovering a new planet would be remarkable enough. Discovering an enormous spiral of interconnected worlds is quite another matter. And when somebody has gone to the trouble of constructing an entire astronomical wonder, it seems only polite to ask permission before moving in. Preferably before discovering what they use for pest control. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7762/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/helix-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Solaris 9781844164721 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7761 Daggerspell by Katherine Kerr Daggerspell (1988) – Katharine Kerr Grafton Books | ISBN: 9780586073155 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Destiny. That mysterious force which, in fantasy literature, appears to spend an extraordinary amount of time arranging complicated romantic entanglements, ancient feuds and spectacularly inconvenient reincarnations. Most people struggle to resolve their problems within a single lifetime. In Katharine Kerr’s world of Deverry, however, the universe occasionally insists that they return for several more attempts. Welcome to Daggerspell, the magnificent opening volume of Katharine Kerr’s celebrated Deverry series, where Celtic-inspired fantasy, magic, romance and the consequences of decisions made centuries earlier combine to create an epic adventure of remarkable depth and imagination. At the heart of the story lies the mysterious power of dweomer, an ancient form of magic concerned with the hidden forces shaping existence. Its practitioners understand that human lives are connected through patterns of destiny, obligation and reincarnation, and that an apparently insignificant decision can produce consequences stretching across generations. Unfortunately, knowing that destiny exists does not necessarily make dealing with it any easier. Nevyn, a powerful master of dweomer, has spent centuries attempting to correct a tragic mistake from his youth. Bound by an oath and burdened by guilt, he watches the souls of those involved in his original catastrophe return in successive lives, hoping that the tangled threads of their destinies might finally be untied. It is a wonderfully ambitious undertaking, although most people would probably recommend a sincere apology rather than several hundred years of supernatural intervention. Meanwhile, the young noblewoman Jill finds herself caught between the harsh realities of her world and the strange powers beginning to emerge within her. Alongside her stands Rhodry, a nobleman whose own complicated destiny is entangled with events reaching far beyond his present existence. Their adventures unfold against a richly imagined landscape of feuding lords, mercenary warriors, political rivalries and ancient magical traditions. Kerr’s storytelling draws heavily upon Celtic mythology and the atmosphere of early medieval Britain, creating a world where honour, loyalty, ambition and personal relationships frequently collide with forces nobody fully understands. One of the novel’s most distinctive features is its intricate treatment of time and reincarnation. Rather than simply following a conventional chronological adventure, Kerr reveals connections between different lives and historical periods, gradually exposing the extraordinary complexity of her characters’ shared past. The result is a fantasy novel that rewards attention, inviting readers to discover how seemingly separate events belong to a much larger pattern. Originally published in 1986, Daggerspell established the foundations of one of the most ambitious fantasy sequences of its era, combining sweeping adventure with unusually thoughtful explorations of fate, responsibility and personal redemption. This 1988 Grafton Books edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of Celtic fantasy, elaborate magical worlds and richly developed characters whose problems occasionally take several lifetimes to resolve. A compelling introduction to Deverry, where ancient vows remain binding, forgotten mistakes refuse to stay forgotten and the past possesses an irritating habit of turning up when least expected. Because everyone makes mistakes. Some people apologise, learn from the experience and move on. Others become immortal sorcerers and spend four hundred years trying to put everything right. Which does seem rather excessive. But then, nobody ever accused destiny of being particularly efficient. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7761/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/daggerspell-oct-2026.jpg 0.81 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton Books 9780586073155 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7760 A Romance of the Equator by Brian Aldiss A Romance of the Equator (1990) – Brian Aldiss Gollancz | ISBN: 9780575047785 Condition: Near Fine | Sold by Crappy Old Books Brian Aldiss. One of Britain’s most inventive, intellectually adventurous and gloriously unpredictable science-fiction writers, a man who spent much of his literary career demonstrating that the universe is considerably stranger than anyone suspects, and that human beings are quite capable of making it stranger still. Welcome to A Romance of the Equator, a remarkable collection of short fiction from an author whose imagination rarely remained in one place long enough for the furniture to settle. The title alone suggests something wonderfully exotic. The Equator, that imaginary line dividing the Earth into two hemispheres, has inspired centuries of exploration, geographical speculation and regrettable misunderstandings involving tropical climates, mysterious landscapes and Europeans arriving in inappropriate clothing. In Aldiss’s hands, however, familiar assumptions about geography, humanity and reality are rarely permitted to survive unchallenged. This collection brings together tales displaying the author’s characteristic mixture of speculative imagination, literary experimentation, humour and an occasionally unsettling appreciation of the absurdities of human existence. Aldiss was never content merely to populate distant planets with improbable monsters and send heavily armed astronauts to investigate. His interests extended to psychology, history, social behaviour, evolution and the extraordinary possibilities that emerge when conventional reality is nudged just slightly out of alignment. The result is science fiction that often refuses to behave like science fiction. The extraordinary may appear in deceptively ordinary surroundings, while apparently fantastic situations reveal uncomfortable truths about familiar human weaknesses. Characters encounter strange circumstances, unexpected transformations and the consequences of assumptions that prove considerably less reliable than they initially imagined. There is something particularly appealing about Aldiss’s willingness to experiment. Just when a reader believes they understand the direction of a story, the author may introduce an entirely unexpected idea, leaving them reconsidering everything they thought they knew. It is rather like inviting an eccentric professor to dinner and discovering halfway through the soup that he has begun questioning the fundamental nature of existence. And possibly the soup. Aldiss belongs to that distinguished generation of British speculative writers who helped expand science fiction beyond straightforward technological adventure into a literary form capable of exploring philosophy, satire and the stranger recesses of human consciousness. His short fiction provides an especially rewarding introduction to this versatility, allowing him to experiment with different settings, voices and imaginative possibilities without requiring several hundred pages to establish the necessary complications. Published in 1990 by Gollancz, this volume is an appealing addition to the shelves of readers who appreciate imaginative literature that challenges expectations rather than simply confirming them. This 1990 Gollancz edition, offered in Near Fine condition by Crappy Old Books, is a particularly attractive acquisition for collectors of Brian Aldiss, enthusiasts of British science fiction and admirers of inventive short stories with a distinctly unconventional outlook. A stimulating journey through the remarkable imagination of a writer who understood that the universe is not obliged to make sense merely because humanity finds confusion inconvenient. Because the great advantage of science fiction is that absolutely anything can happen. And in the hands of Brian Aldiss, it frequently does. Often just after you’ve convinced yourself that everything is proceeding perfectly normally. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7760/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-romance-of-the-equator-oct-2026.jpg 1.15 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz 9780575047785 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7759 Knife of Dreams by Robert Jordan Knife of Dreams (2006) – Robert Jordan Tor Fantasy | ISBN: 0812577566 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Wheel of Time turns, ages come and pass, ancient prophecies unfold, and somewhere in a distant kingdom an exceptionally important individual is almost certainly refusing to tell anybody else what is going on. Welcome to Robert Jordan’s magnificent fantasy universe, where destiny is unavoidable, politics is exhausting, and even a relatively straightforward journey can involve seventeen competing factions, several mysterious prophecies and an argument about who ought to be in charge. Knife of Dreams is the eleventh volume in Jordan’s monumental Wheel of Time series, an epic undertaking so vast that most ordinary fantasy trilogies resemble short notes left on the refrigerator. The Last Battle approaches, the Dark One’s influence spreads, and the world is beginning to unravel beneath the combined pressures of war, political intrigue and supernatural catastrophe. Rand al’Thor, the Dragon Reborn, must confront the terrifying responsibilities of his destiny while attempting to unite a world whose rulers seem determined to argue among themselves until the apocalypse has finished. Meanwhile, Mat Cauthon continues his adventures with his customary combination of outrageous luck, tactical brilliance and an almost heroic determination to avoid responsibilities that invariably find him anyway. Perrin Aybara faces desperate choices in his efforts to rescue Faile, while Elayne struggles with the complicated business of securing a throne in a political environment where apparently everybody has a competing claim, a private army or an exceptionally inconvenient opinion. Egwene’s struggle within the divided White Tower adds another layer of tension, as the Aes Sedai demonstrate that possessing extraordinary magical abilities does not necessarily make an organisation any better at conducting its internal affairs. Indeed, the White Tower occasionally resembles a particularly unpleasant committee meeting in which several members possess the ability to set their colleagues on fire. Jordan’s extraordinary achievement lies in the immense detail of his fictional world. Its nations have distinct customs, its characters possess complicated histories, and its magical system operates within an elaborate framework of rules, traditions and consequences. By this stage of the saga, countless storylines are moving towards confrontation, long-established mysteries are developing new significance, and the approaching conflict threatens to sweep aside the fragile arrangements upon which civilisation depends. Originally published in 2005, Knife of Dreams was the final Wheel of Time novel completed entirely by Robert Jordan before his death in 2007. It therefore holds particular significance for admirers of the series, marking an important stage in the epic journey that would subsequently be concluded by Brandon Sanderson. This 2006 Tor Fantasy edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for Robert Jordan collectors, established followers of The Wheel of Time and enthusiasts of grand, intricate fantasy adventures. A sweeping tale of courage, destiny, betrayal, magic and the extraordinary difficulty of persuading humanity to cooperate when the end of the world is rapidly approaching. Because saving civilisation is never straightforward. Especially when everyone has a prophecy, nobody agrees on its interpretation, and the fate of existence depends upon people who can barely manage to agree where to have dinner. The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills. Which is a splendid explanation for practically everything, provided nobody asks you to clarify what it actually means. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7759/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/knife-of-dreams-oct-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor Fantasy 9780812577563 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7758 The Adept - Book 2 - The Lodge of the Lynx by Katherine Kurtz and Deborah Turner Harris The Adept – Book 2: The Lodge of the Lynx (1992) – Katherine Kurtz and Deborah Turner Harris Ace Books | ISBN: 0441003443 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Scotland. A magnificent country of mist-shrouded mountains, ancient castles, mysterious traditions and enough supernatural folklore to make the average ghost hunter consider early retirement. Beneath its respectable modern appearance, however, lurks a rather more dangerous world of occult societies, ancient mysteries and individuals who believe that summoning dark supernatural powers is a perfectly reasonable way to spend an otherwise uneventful weekend. Welcome to The Lodge of the Lynx, the second volume in Katherine Kurtz and Deborah Turner Harris’s The Adept series, where modern-day Scotland becomes the battleground for an extraordinary conflict between mystical guardians and forces whose ambitions extend considerably beyond ordinary human mischief. At the centre of the story stands Sir Adam Sinclair, a wealthy Scottish psychiatrist, aristocrat and highly accomplished practitioner of esoteric arts. By day, he maintains the respectable professional existence expected of a distinguished gentleman. Behind the scenes, however, he belongs to an ancient spiritual tradition dedicated to protecting humanity from supernatural evil. It is a demanding arrangement. Most psychiatrists spend their working lives attempting to understand the human mind. Sir Adam must occasionally contend with individuals whose difficulties extend into previous incarnations, occult conspiracies and the distinctly alarming possibility of dark magical intervention. Alongside his trusted companions, including the artist Peregrine Lovat, whose remarkable psychic abilities reveal things invisible to ordinary eyes, Sinclair investigates the activities of a sinister occult organisation known as the Lodge of the Lynx. Naturally, this is not the sort of lodge where elderly gentlemen gather to discuss gardening, complain about the weather and organise the annual charity raffle. Its interests are considerably darker. As the investigation unfolds, the protagonists confront dangerous magical practices, hidden histories and an enemy whose knowledge of forbidden mysteries makes conventional police procedures seem somewhat inadequate. Kurtz and Harris combine supernatural adventure with the atmosphere of the Scottish Highlands, drawing upon traditions of mysticism, reincarnation and ceremonial magic to create a richly textured world in which ancient spiritual conflicts continue beneath the surface of contemporary society. One of the series’ particular pleasures is its wonderfully civilised approach to occult warfare. Rather than charging recklessly into supernatural confrontations, Sir Adam and his associates frequently approach their investigations with scholarly precision, professional courtesy and an admirable appreciation of the importance of preparation. After all, there is no reason why battling the forces of darkness should require abandoning good manners. Originally published in 1992, The Lodge of the Lynx continues the supernatural intrigue established in The Adept, developing its characters and the mystical traditions underpinning their dangerous adventures. This 1992 Ace Books edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for admirers of occult fantasy, supernatural thrillers, Scottish settings and readers who enjoy their magical confrontations accompanied by ancient secrets and distinguished gentlemen behaving with impeccable composure. An atmospheric and entertaining adventure in which the boundaries between psychology, spirituality and supernatural danger become increasingly difficult to distinguish. Because Scotland already possesses more than enough mysterious castles, ancient legends and gloomy landscapes to keep ordinary visitors entertained. Adding an organised society of sinister occultists seems almost unnecessarily enthusiastic. And when the forces of darkness finally arrive, it is reassuring to know that somebody has thought to appoint a qualified psychiatrist. Preferably one who also knows how to perform an exorcism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7758/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-adept-oct-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Books 9780441003440 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7757 Saucer - The Conquest by Stephen Coonts Saucer: The Conquest (2006) – Stephen Coonts Orion | ISBN: 9780752876917 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Flying saucers. Those magnificent machines supposedly operated by mysterious extraterrestrial civilisations, whose inhabitants have mastered interstellar travel but apparently remain irresistibly fascinated by American farmland, lonely motorists and the occasional unfortunate cow. For decades, humanity has wondered whether aliens might eventually arrive on Earth, bringing enlightenment, advanced technology and perhaps a few helpful suggestions about improving public transport. Unfortunately, the discovery of alien technology is rather more likely to attract politicians, military officers and ambitious individuals who immediately begin wondering how to turn it into a weapon. Welcome to Saucer: The Conquest, Stephen Coonts’s rip-roaring science-fiction adventure, in which ancient extraterrestrial technology, international intrigue and the extraordinary ambitions of human beings combine to produce a thoroughly entertaining planetary headache. Continuing the adventures introduced in Saucer and Saucer: The Conquest’s predecessor, Saucer: The Conquest returns to the world of Rip Cantrell, the resourceful young adventurer whose involvement with an astonishing flying saucer has already demonstrated that some archaeological discoveries are considerably more exciting than pottery fragments. Rip and his companions find themselves embroiled in another dangerous struggle involving advanced alien technology and the people determined to control it. Naturally, the existence of a working flying saucer presents certain difficulties for the established world order. Military planners become understandably nervous when confronted with a machine capable of making their most sophisticated aircraft look like obsolete agricultural equipment. Governments develop an urgent interest in obtaining exclusive control, while less scrupulous individuals begin imagining the remarkable opportunities presented by possessing technology nobody else understands. Coonts, best known for his military and aviation thrillers, brings his enthusiasm for aircraft, high-speed action and technological intrigue to this exuberant science-fiction adventure. His background in naval aviation lends particular energy to the flying sequences, where extraordinary machinery and human ingenuity combine to produce situations that would undoubtedly cause considerable distress among conventional aerospace engineers. The story combines daring exploits, dangerous adversaries and the familiar thriller ingredients of betrayal, ambition and people making spectacularly poor decisions because somebody has promised them immense power. There is something wonderfully ironic about humanity discovering evidence of a civilisation capable of astonishing technological achievements, only to respond with the same territorial instincts that have caused trouble since somebody first invented the pointed stick. One might hope that extraterrestrial contact would encourage mankind to recognise its shared place in the universe. Instead, everybody wants the keys to the spaceship. Published in 2006, Saucer: The Conquest offers a lively mixture of science fiction and action thriller, ideal for readers who prefer their alien encounters accompanied by spectacular adventures rather than lengthy philosophical discussions. This 2006 Orion edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for admirers of Stephen Coonts, aviation thrillers, extraterrestrial mysteries and fast-moving science-fiction adventures. A gloriously entertaining tale of alien technology, human ambition and the spectacular complications that arise when the most powerful vehicle on Earth becomes the subject of a very determined ownership dispute. Because discovering a flying saucer would undoubtedly represent one of humanity’s greatest achievements. Learning how to operate it would be another. But persuading the world’s governments to stop fighting over it? Now that really would require alien intelligence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7757/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/saucer-the-conquest-oct-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orion 9780752876917 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7756 Red Slippers - More Tales of Mithgar by Dennis L McKiernan Red Slippers: More Tales of Mithgar (2005) – Dennis L. McKiernan Roc | ISBN: 0451460235 Condition: Good – Slanted Spine | Sold by Crappy Old Books Fantasy worlds. Magnificent places filled with ancient forests, mysterious kingdoms, legendary heroes and an apparently endless supply of evil creatures determined to make everybody else’s existence thoroughly unpleasant. They are also places where a quiet walk through the countryside can rapidly develop into an epic struggle between good and evil, usually involving magical weapons, sinister prophecies and somebody who really ought to have stayed at home. Welcome to Red Slippers: More Tales of Mithgar, Dennis L. McKiernan’s enchanting collection of fantasy stories set within his richly imagined world of Mithgar, where adventure lurks around every corner and even the most innocent-looking encounter may have extraordinary consequences. Mithgar is a realm steeped in mythology, ancient conflicts and the enduring struggle between light and darkness. Its landscapes are inhabited by warriors, mages, Elves, Dwarves and other inhabitants whose lives are frequently complicated by forces considerably older and more powerful than themselves. McKiernan has spent decades developing this elaborate fantasy universe, creating a history filled with heroic quests, forgotten legends, terrible battles and the sort of ancient grudges that make ordinary family disagreements seem positively insignificant. In Red Slippers, he returns to this world through shorter adventures, offering readers further glimpses into the characters, traditions and remarkable events that make Mithgar such an appealing destination. Of course, visiting Mithgar as a reader is considerably safer than attempting to live there. One can admire its magnificent landscapes, mysterious inhabitants and thrilling encounters without actually being required to confront a supernatural menace armed with little more than a sword, a questionable plan and the enthusiastic encouragement of one’s companions. The short-story format allows McKiernan to explore corners of his fictional world beyond the sweeping conflicts of his longer novels. Here, individual adventures, unexpected meetings and legendary incidents have room to unfold, adding colour and depth to the larger tapestry of Mithgar’s history. His storytelling draws upon the traditions of heroic fantasy, folklore and myth, combining the excitement of adventure with an affection for the timeless themes of courage, loyalty, sacrifice and the extraordinary things ordinary individuals can accomplish when circumstances become sufficiently desperate. There is something wonderfully comforting about traditional fantasy. However complicated the modern world becomes, one can always retreat into a fictional universe where the problems are simpler to identify. For example, when a terrifying creature emerges from a dark forest carrying an enormous axe, there is rarely much debate about whether it represents an immediate threat. Published in 2005, Red Slippers is an appealing companion for established admirers of McKiernan’s Mithgar novels, while offering newcomers a taste of his imaginative storytelling. This 2005 Roc edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, has a slanted spine, a visible sign of previous reading and handling. It is therefore a reading copy rather than a pristine collector’s specimen, but retains plenty of appeal for enthusiasts of classic fantasy. A charming collection of magical adventures, legendary encounters and journeys into a world where ancient mysteries remain gloriously alive. Because in Mithgar, even the most ordinary object can conceal an extraordinary story. And when a pair of red slippers appears in the title of a fantasy book, one can reasonably assume they are unlikely to be merely an interesting fashion choice. After all, sensible footwear is important when embarking upon an adventure. Particularly if the journey involves several hundred miles, a dangerous wilderness and the possibility of being chased by something with considerably more teeth than you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7756/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/red-slippers-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Roc 9780451460233 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7755 Inferno by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle Inferno (2008) – Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle Orb | ISBN: 9780765316769 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Hell. That notoriously unpleasant destination where the wicked are condemned to eternal punishment, the accommodation is dreadful and the management apparently considers boiling people alive a perfectly reasonable method of customer relations. For centuries, theologians have debated its existence, artists have imagined its horrors and Dante Alighieri famously provided a detailed guided tour. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before two science-fiction writers decided to investigate the place themselves. Welcome to Inferno, Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle’s wonderfully inventive journey into the afterlife, where classical literature, theological speculation and the distinctly irreverent imagination of modern science fiction collide. The unfortunate traveller is Allen Carpentier, a science-fiction writer who dies in an accident at a convention and awakens to discover that death is considerably less straightforward than he had anticipated. Instead of peaceful oblivion, heavenly enlightenment or even a respectable opportunity to argue with the management, Carpentier finds himself inside a terrifying landscape of punishment, suffering and increasingly bizarre supernatural arrangements. Worse still, the place bears an alarming resemblance to the Hell described in Dante’s Divine Comedy. Accompanied by a mysterious guide named Benito, Carpentier begins an extraordinary journey through the circles of Hell, encountering the damned, witnessing gruesome punishments and attempting to understand the moral principles governing this spectacularly unpleasant institution. Being a science-fiction writer, Carpentier initially approaches the situation with a combination of scepticism, curiosity and the conviction that there must be some rational explanation. Perhaps it is an elaborate simulation. Perhaps alien technology is involved. Perhaps somebody has constructed the universe’s most ambitious practical joke. Unfortunately, the evidence increasingly suggests that Hell is exactly what it appears to be. Niven and Pournelle transform Dante’s medieval vision into a provocative exploration of justice, redemption, free will and the uncomfortable question of whether eternal punishment can ever be morally justified. Their protagonist is not content merely to observe the suffering around him. He questions the system, challenges its assumptions and gradually develops a very different understanding of what his journey might mean. The result is a fascinating combination of fantasy adventure, philosophical argument and dark comedy, filled with grotesque encounters and the unsettling possibility that the afterlife operates according to rules nobody has properly explained. Originally published in 1976, Inferno demonstrates the authors’ ability to take an extraordinary premise and pursue its implications with both intellectual seriousness and an enthusiastically mischievous imagination. This 2008 Orb edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, collectors of classic speculative fiction and readers who enjoy their theological debates accompanied by supernatural horrors. A clever, entertaining and frequently disturbing novel that asks profound questions about punishment, compassion and the possibility of salvation. Because discovering that Hell actually exists would undoubtedly be a tremendous shock. Discovering that it follows Dante’s itinerary would be worse. And finding yourself condemned to spend eternity among the damned would certainly put those disappointing hotel reviews into perspective. At least ordinary holidaymakers can demand a refund. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7755/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inferno-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orb 9780765316769 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7754 Burning Tower by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle Burning Tower (2006) – Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle Pocket Books | ISBN: 9780743416924 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books Magic. A magnificent force capable of reshaping reality, defeating monsters and making the impossible appear perfectly reasonable. Unfortunately, it also has a distressing tendency to attract ambitious sorcerers, ancient evils and individuals who believe that possessing supernatural powers entitles them to interfere with everybody else’s lives. Welcome to Burning Tower, Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle’s sweeping fantasy adventure, in which the familiar complications of politics, warfare and human ambition are made considerably more entertaining by the addition of magic, mythical creatures and an alarming collection of supernatural dangers. Set in the richly imagined world introduced in The Burning City, this sequel returns to a civilisation where magic is an everyday reality, although one whose usefulness depends rather heavily upon whether somebody happens to have enough magical power available. At the centre of the story is Tower, a remarkable young woman whose unusual nature and extraordinary abilities place her at the heart of events far beyond the ordinary concerns of her community. Accompanied by a colourful assortment of companions, she becomes involved in a dangerous expedition through unfamiliar territories, encountering strange peoples, formidable enemies and mysteries whose solutions are unlikely to be found in the average traveller’s handbook. Naturally, journeys in fantasy literature rarely proceed according to schedule. There are dangerous landscapes, unexpected alliances, magical complications and the inevitable discovery that certain individuals possess rather more ambitious plans than they initially admitted. Niven and Pournelle bring their characteristic enthusiasm for elaborate world-building to the proceedings, creating a fantasy setting that treats magic not merely as a convenient way of solving problems but as a force with its own limitations, consequences and peculiar logic. This is particularly satisfying for readers familiar with Niven’s science fiction, where even the most extraordinary inventions generally operate according to identifiable rules. Here, supernatural power becomes something almost scientific: a resource that can be exploited, exhausted and occasionally misunderstood with disastrous results. Meanwhile, the characters must contend with the familiar problems of trust, loyalty, leadership and the uncomfortable possibility that the person confidently announcing a brilliant plan has neglected several important details. Originally published in 2005, Burning Tower combines adventure, mythology and speculative imagination with the storytelling talents of two celebrated authors whose collaborative works have delighted science-fiction and fantasy readers for decades. There is something wonderfully ironic about a world filled with supernatural abilities in which people still manage to encounter precisely the same problems that trouble entirely ordinary human societies. Power corrupts, ambitious individuals behave foolishly, and lengthy journeys invariably involve somebody making a disastrous decision. Apparently, magic cannot cure stupidity. This 2006 Pocket Books edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, collectors of epic fantasy and readers who enjoy imaginative adventures with unusual magical systems and richly developed fictional worlds. A substantial, entertaining and inventive journey into a realm where ancient powers, extraordinary creatures and human ambition combine to make everyday existence spectacularly unpredictable. Because living in a world where magic actually works sounds absolutely wonderful. Until somebody uses it to create a monster, overthrow a kingdom or accidentally unleash an ancient catastrophe. At which point one begins to appreciate the comforting reliability of electricity. Even if the bill is rather excessive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7754/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/burning-tower-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743416924 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7753 Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang by Kate Wilhelm Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang (1984) – Kate Wilhelm Arrow | ISBN: 9780099148005 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Humanity. A remarkably inventive species that has spent thousands of years developing agriculture, medicine, civilisation and increasingly sophisticated ways of destroying the very planet upon which its continued existence depends. Naturally, when environmental catastrophe and widespread infertility threaten to bring the whole enterprise to an undignified conclusion, somebody decides that the obvious solution is to manufacture replacement human beings. What could possibly go wrong? Welcome to Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang, Kate Wilhelm’s haunting, intelligent and deeply unsettling science-fiction masterpiece, in which the survival of humanity becomes an exercise in genetic engineering, social conformity and the rather inconvenient question of what it actually means to be human. As civilisation collapses under the combined pressures of environmental disaster, disease and reproductive failure, an isolated extended family retreats to a secluded valley, hoping to preserve something of the world that is disappearing around them. Unfortunately, maintaining civilisation proves considerably more difficult when humanity has developed the unfortunate habit of being unable to reproduce. The survivors turn to cloning, developing the technology to create genetically identical individuals who might provide a means of ensuring the species’ continuation. At first, the results appear promising. The clones cooperate, share responsibilities and develop an exceptionally close collective identity. Compared with the quarrelsome, competitive and frequently irrational individuals who previously populated the Earth, they might even seem like an improvement. Unfortunately, there is a small complication. Individuality. As successive generations emerge, the distinction between collective survival and personal freedom becomes increasingly troubling. The clones value conformity and shared identity, while independent thought begins to appear less like a human virtue and more like an unfortunate administrative defect. Wilhelm explores the consequences with extraordinary psychological subtlety, examining memory, creativity, emotional independence and the delicate relationship between individuals and the societies that sustain them. Her novel asks whether humanity can genuinely survive if the very qualities that make human beings distinctive are gradually eliminated in pursuit of efficiency and collective stability. There is something magnificently ironic about saving civilisation by creating a population so perfectly cooperative that nobody possesses the necessary individuality to question whether civilisation is actually worth saving. Originally published in 1976, Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang won the Hugo and Locus Awards and has remained one of the most admired works of literary science fiction. Unlike more conventional post-apocalyptic adventures, where civilisation’s collapse provides an excuse for endless gun battles and men wearing improbable quantities of leather, Wilhelm concentrates upon the intellectual and emotional consequences of humanity’s struggle to survive. This 1984 Arrow edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of thoughtful science fiction, dystopian literature and stories exploring genetic engineering, environmental collapse and the meaning of individuality. A beautifully written, disturbing and profoundly human novel about survival, freedom and the dangers of sacrificing everything that makes life meaningful merely to ensure that life continues. Because reproducing human beings in a laboratory might eventually prove relatively straightforward. Reproducing imagination, independence, compassion and the stubborn determination to be different is another matter entirely. And if humanity’s future depends upon everybody agreeing about absolutely everything, extinction might begin to look suspiciously like the more interesting option. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7753/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/where-late-the-sweet-birds-sang0oct-2026.jpg 11.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099148005 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7752 Tigana by Guy Gavriel Kay Tigana (1990) – Guy Gavriel Kay Penguin | ISBN: 9780140131116 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Fantasy kingdoms. Magnificent places filled with ancient rivalries, ambitious rulers, mysterious sorcerers and an apparently inexhaustible supply of noble families who believe that political disagreements are best resolved by marching several thousand heavily armed men across somebody else’s farmland. But what happens when a conqueror decides that defeating a country is insufficient, and that its very name must be erased from history? Welcome to Tigana, Guy Gavriel Kay’s extraordinary fantasy novel about memory, identity, revenge and the terrifying consequences of allowing powerful men to take personal grievances rather too seriously. In the Peninsula of the Palm, two rival sorcerer-kings have divided a once-independent collection of provinces between them. One of these rulers, Brandin of Ygrath, has inflicted a particularly cruel punishment upon the province of Tigana, whose people killed his beloved son during his conquest. Not content with military victory, Brandin uses his magical powers to erase Tigana’s name from the memories of outsiders, leaving its inhabitants struggling to preserve an identity that the rest of the world can no longer recognise. It is an astonishing act of revenge, even by the standards of fantasy literature, where rulers are hardly renowned for their calm responses to personal disappointment. Against this backdrop, a small group of conspirators begins working towards the liberation of their homeland. Among them is Devin, a young singer drawn into a dangerous struggle involving hidden identities, political intrigue, divided loyalties and the formidable difficulties of opposing rulers who possess both armies and considerable magical abilities. Yet Tigana is far more than a conventional adventure about overthrowing an evil tyrant. Kay explores the moral complications of resistance, asking whether noble causes justify questionable methods and whether vengeance can become as destructive as the original injustice. His characters are driven by love, grief, ambition and conflicting obligations, frequently discovering that making the right decision is considerably harder than identifying the wrong one. Even the antagonists possess emotional depth, making the conflict more troubling than the familiar arrangement of virtuous heroes confronting villains who spend their evenings practising sinister laughter. The novel’s richly imagined Mediterranean-inspired setting adds atmosphere to a story filled with music, romance, political manoeuvring and the enduring importance of cultural memory. Originally published in 1990, Tigana established itself as one of Kay’s most admired works, combining the sweeping ambition of epic fantasy with the psychological complexity of historical fiction. This 1990 Penguin edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of literary fantasy, intricate political storytelling and novels concerned with the relationship between personal memory and national identity. A powerful, moving and beautifully constructed tale of resistance, sacrifice and the extraordinary lengths people will go to in defence of the things they love. Because conquering a country is one thing. Erasing its history, identity and very name is quite another. And as Brandin discovers, making people forget their homeland is considerably easier than persuading them to forgive you. Particularly when the people in question have spent years plotting your downfall. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7752/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tigana-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140131116 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7751 The Forever War by Joe Haldeman The Forever War (2009) – Joe Haldeman Thomas Dunne Books | ISBN: 9780312536633 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books War. Humanity’s oldest and most spectacularly inefficient method of resolving disagreements, now conveniently extended across the galaxy. Having spent thousands of years perfecting the art of killing one another on Earth, mankind eventually acquires faster-than-light travel and immediately discovers an exciting new opportunity: fighting an enemy so far away that nobody is entirely sure what the argument was about in the first place. Welcome to The Forever War, Joe Haldeman’s magnificent, award-winning science-fiction novel about interstellar conflict, military bureaucracy and the unfortunate consequences of discovering that Einstein was right. William Mandella is a young soldier conscripted into humanity’s war against the Taurans, an alien species whose intentions remain mysterious and whose existence has apparently provided the authorities with sufficient justification to begin an enormously expensive military campaign. Mandella undergoes brutal training before being dispatched across interstellar distances to fight battles on strange worlds under conditions that make ordinary military service seem positively comfortable. Unfortunately, the greatest enemy is not necessarily the Taurans. It is time itself. Because interstellar travel involves relativistic effects, Mandella experiences the passage of time very differently from those remaining on Earth. While he ages comparatively little during his journeys, decades and eventually centuries pass back home. Every return reveals a society increasingly unfamiliar to him, transformed by technological progress, changing customs and political developments that render his previous understanding of civilisation almost entirely obsolete. Imagine returning from military deployment to discover that your home country has changed its language, rewritten its social conventions and replaced practically everything you remember. And then being informed that your next deployment begins shortly. Haldeman brilliantly combines hard science fiction with an intensely human examination of warfare, alienation and the psychological consequences of military service. The novel’s futuristic weapons, powered armour and extraordinary journeys provide plenty of spectacular science-fiction adventure, but its real power lies in its portrait of a soldier gradually becoming a stranger to the civilisation he is supposedly defending. Originally published in 1974, The Forever War was profoundly influenced by Haldeman’s experiences serving in Vietnam. Its treatment of military authority, the absurdities of conflict and the difficulties of returning home resonated strongly with a generation familiar with the disillusionment of that war. The novel won the Hugo, Nebula and Locus Awards, establishing itself as one of the defining works of military science fiction. Unlike conventional heroic space adventures, however, Haldeman is less interested in glorious conquest than in the enormous human cost of fighting a war whose purpose becomes increasingly difficult to comprehend. There is something magnificently ironic about humanity developing the technology to travel between stars while remaining incapable of overcoming its ancient enthusiasm for organised violence. This 2009 Thomas Dunne Books edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of classic science fiction, military fiction and intelligent speculative literature. A powerful, inventive and frequently darkly humorous novel about warfare, time, love and the extraordinary difficulty of finding one’s place in a universe that refuses to stop changing. Because the military has always insisted that a soldier’s duty is to serve his country. But when you return from battle several centuries later, discovering precisely which country you are now serving can become rather complicated. Particularly when nobody remembers why the war started. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7751/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-forever-war-oct-2026.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Dunne Books 9780312536633 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7750 The Trikon Deception by Ben Bova The Trikon Deception (1992) – Ben Bova New English Library | ISBN: 9780450588822 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Space. The final frontier. A magnificent expanse of infinite possibilities, extraordinary scientific discoveries and the reassuring prospect of humanity finally escaping the petty political squabbles, corporate greed and bureaucratic absurdities that have made life on Earth such an entertaining disappointment. Unfortunately, somebody has neglected to tell the corporations. Welcome to The Trikon Deception, a gripping science-fiction thriller by Ben Bova and Bill Pogue, in which humanity’s ambitions for space-based scientific research collide spectacularly with the less admirable instincts of multinational business, international politics and assorted individuals whose ethical standards appear to have been left behind at the launch pad. The Trikon space station represents an extraordinary achievement: an orbiting research facility where scientists from different nations and commercial organisations pursue advanced experiments in biotechnology and other potentially revolutionary fields. In theory, it is a shining example of international cooperation, scientific progress and humanity’s determination to expand its horizons. In practice, it is a floating collection of competing interests, professional jealousies, corporate secrets and ambitious personalities, all confined together hundreds of kilometres above Earth with nowhere particularly convenient to escape. And when things begin to go wrong, calling the maintenance department is not necessarily going to solve the problem. Bova, renowned for his scientifically grounded space fiction, brings considerable technical credibility to the setting, while astronaut Bill Pogue’s experience aboard Skylab lends the orbital environment an additional degree of authenticity. Life aboard a space station, it transpires, is not simply an endless succession of spectacular views and philosophical reflections upon the beauty of the universe. It involves complicated equipment, demanding schedules, cramped surroundings and the unfortunate reality that even the smallest mechanical failure can rapidly become everybody’s problem. Add industrial espionage, political intrigue and the possibility of deliberate sabotage, and the atmosphere becomes considerably less harmonious. As rival interests manoeuvre for control of valuable scientific developments, the Trikon station becomes the setting for a dangerous struggle in which the pursuit of profit threatens both the research and the people conducting it. The novel blends technological speculation with the familiar machinery of the political thriller, exploring the uneasy relationship between scientific idealism and commercial ambition. There is something wonderfully ironic about spending billions of dollars to escape Earth’s problems, only to discover that the first thing humanity exports into orbit is corporate misconduct. Originally published in 1992, The Trikon Deception reflects an era when commercial space development and biotechnology were generating enormous excitement about the future. Its concerns about private interests influencing scientific research remain particularly thought-provoking. This 1992 New English Library edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for enthusiasts of hard science fiction, space-based thrillers and readers who appreciate a generous helping of political conspiracy alongside their orbital mechanics. A tense, imaginative adventure in which advanced technology, human ambition and conflicting loyalties combine to demonstrate that the greatest dangers of space exploration are not always found outside the spacecraft. Because mankind may eventually establish laboratories in orbit, develop revolutionary scientific discoveries and expand civilisation beyond Earth. But apparently someone will still be trying to manipulate the accounts, steal the research and arrange a hostile takeover. Even in zero gravity, corporate greed remains remarkably difficult to shake off. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7750/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the0trikon-deception-oct-2026.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450588822 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7749 Flatlander - The Collected Tales of Gil The Arm Hamilton by Larry Niven Flatlander: The Collected Tales of Gil "The Arm" Hamilton (1995) – Larry Niven Del Rey | ISBN: 0345394801 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Crime. That tiresome human institution which has survived thousands of years of civilisation, legal reform and increasingly sophisticated methods of detecting wrongdoing. Unfortunately, even the invention of interplanetary travel, advanced medicine and spectacular new technologies cannot entirely eliminate humanity’s determination to steal things, murder inconvenient acquaintances and behave like complete scoundrels. Welcome to Flatlander, Larry Niven’s wonderfully inventive collection of science-fiction detective stories featuring Gil "The Arm" Hamilton, a future investigator whose unusual abilities make him particularly effective at solving crimes that would leave an ordinary policeman reaching desperately for the instruction manual. Hamilton is an operative of ARM, the United Nations police organisation in Niven’s celebrated Known Space universe. He is also a former asteroid miner who lost an arm in an accident, only to discover that his missing limb has been replaced by something considerably more interesting: an invisible psychic arm capable of interacting with the physical world. Naturally, this makes him rather useful in difficult situations. Where conventional detectives might rely upon fingerprints, witness statements and the occasional conveniently abandoned cigarette butt, Hamilton can employ his extraordinary ability to investigate mysteries involving futuristic technology, unusual murders and criminal schemes that would have thoroughly bewildered Sherlock Holmes. The collection brings together five Gil Hamilton adventures, including Death by Ecstasy, The Defenseless Dead, ARM, The Patchwork Girl and The Woman in Del Rey Crater. These stories explore a future in which scientific progress has created fascinating new opportunities for criminal enterprise. Organ transplantation, artificial environments, advanced medical procedures and exotic technologies have transformed society, but human greed, desperation and moral ambiguity remain stubbornly familiar. Particularly disturbing is Niven’s examination of the ethical consequences of medical advancement. When replacement organs become extraordinarily valuable, the boundary between saving lives and exploiting human beings can become uncomfortably blurred. It is a splendidly unsettling premise: civilisation has developed the technology to replace practically everything in the human body, yet somehow neglected to improve the moral character of the people operating the equipment. Niven combines ingenious scientific speculation with the atmosphere of traditional detective fiction, creating mysteries in which understanding the technology is often just as important as identifying the criminal. Hamilton himself is an appealingly unconventional investigator, combining intelligence, determination and professional cynicism with an ability that makes ordinary police equipment seem positively primitive. Originally published as a collection in 1995, Flatlander brings together stories from different stages of Niven’s career, offering an entertaining introduction to one of the more unusual detectives in science fiction. This 1995 Del Rey edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of Larry Niven, collectors of Known Space fiction and readers who enjoy crime mysteries with a generous helping of speculative science. A clever, entertaining and occasionally disturbing combination of futuristic detective work, technological imagination and humanity’s enduring capacity for unpleasant behaviour. Because mankind may eventually colonise distant worlds, conquer the limitations of biology and develop extraordinary psychic abilities. But there will still be criminals. And somebody will still have to catch them. Preferably a detective who can reach through a locked door without troubling himself about the key. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7749/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flatlander-oct-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Del Rey 9780345394804 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7748 The Children of Theatre Street by Earle Mack The Children of Theatre Street (1978) – Earle Mack Penguin | ISBN: 0140050191 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Ballet. That magnificent art form in which graceful young people float across the stage with apparently effortless elegance, having spent the previous ten years enduring enough physical discipline to make a military training camp seem like an agreeable seaside holiday. Behind every perfect pirouette lies a mountain of exhausted muscles, aching feet and instructors whose interpretation of encouragement may occasionally resemble a declaration of war. Welcome to The Children of Theatre Street, Earle Mack’s fascinating portrait of young ballet students at the celebrated Vaganova Choreographic Institute in Leningrad, the legendary Soviet institution associated with the Kirov Ballet and some of the greatest dancers of the twentieth century. In the Soviet Union, ballet was not merely an agreeable evening’s entertainment for people who enjoyed watching exceptionally flexible individuals leap about in tights. It was a matter of national prestige, artistic excellence and formidable institutional pride. The training of future dancers began young, with gifted children selected for an education demanding extraordinary dedication, technical precision and an almost superhuman capacity for repetition. While ordinary children might spend their afternoons playing football, riding bicycles or attempting to avoid their homework, these aspiring performers were mastering complicated movements, maintaining impeccable posture and discovering that the human body possesses an astonishing number of muscles capable of complaining simultaneously. Mack’s work offers a rare glimpse into this demanding world, exploring the lives, ambitions and sacrifices of children pursuing artistic excellence within one of ballet’s most prestigious traditions. The celebrated 1977 documentary film of the same name, produced by Mack and narrated by Princess Grace of Monaco, introduced international audiences to the remarkable young dancers of Leningrad. Its combination of youthful ambition, exacting instruction and extraordinary artistic achievement revealed the immense effort concealed behind the apparent weightlessness of classical ballet. There is something both inspiring and faintly terrifying about watching children devote themselves so completely to a profession in which success depends upon talent, discipline, physical suitability and a willingness to repeat the same movement approximately seventeen thousand times until somebody finally announces that it is acceptable. The setting adds another layer of fascination. In Cold War Leningrad, the ballet academy represented a distinguished Russian artistic heritage, carefully maintained within a Soviet system that attached considerable importance to cultural achievement. The contrast between the elegance of the performances and the uncompromising demands of training gives the subject its particular appeal. Published in 1978, this Penguin edition captures a remarkable moment in the history of Soviet ballet, offering an absorbing period portrait of artistic education behind the Iron Curtain. This copy is offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, making it an appealing acquisition for ballet enthusiasts, dance students, admirers of Russian cultural history and anyone interested in the extraordinary preparation required to produce world-class performers. A touching and revealing exploration of childhood ambition, artistic discipline and the price of making difficult things appear effortless. Because while the audience sees a dancer soaring gracefully through the air, the dancer remembers the years of relentless practice required to get there. And somewhere backstage, a ballet teacher is probably explaining that the landing could have been better. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7748/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-children-of-theatre-street-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140050196 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7747 German Naval Code Breakers by Jak P Mallman Showell German Naval Code Breakers (2003) – Jak P. Mallmann Showell Ian Allan | ISBN: 9780711028883 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Second World War. A conflict fought with battleships, submarines, aircraft and enough explosives to make the entire planet deeply uncomfortable. Yet behind the thunder of naval guns and the deadly cat-and-mouse encounters of the Atlantic lay another war, conducted in considerable secrecy by mathematicians, linguists, intelligence officers and people who spent their working lives staring at apparently meaningless collections of letters. Welcome to German Naval Code Breakers, Jak P. Mallmann Showell’s fascinating exploration of the German Navy’s own code-breaking and signals-intelligence operations during the Second World War. Mention wartime naval cryptography and most people immediately think of Bletchley Park, Enigma and the celebrated Allied effort to decipher German communications. Quite reasonably, too. But intelligence warfare was not exclusively a British occupation, and the Germans were equally determined to discover what their enemies were saying when they believed nobody was listening. This is the rather less familiar side of the story. Germany possessed its own sophisticated naval intelligence organisation, employing specialists to intercept, analyse and, whenever possible, decipher enemy communications. The information gathered could influence submarine operations, fleet movements and strategic decisions in a maritime struggle where knowing an opponent’s intentions might prove more valuable than possessing an additional battleship. Naturally, the business was considerably more complicated than simply listening to a radio and hoping somebody accidentally announced the position of an Atlantic convoy. Signals intelligence demanded patience, technical expertise, careful analysis and the ability to identify meaningful patterns within oceans of seemingly incomprehensible information. Mallmann Showell, a respected historian of the Kriegsmarine and German submarine warfare, turns his attention to this shadowy world of naval cryptography, examining an aspect of the conflict frequently overshadowed by the celebrated achievements of Allied code-breakers. The subject offers a fascinating reversal of the familiar wartime narrative. Instead of British intelligence officers attempting to unravel German secrets, we encounter German specialists trying to penetrate Allied communications and provide their commanders with an advantage. There is something wonderfully ironic about two opposing military establishments devoting immense resources to developing secure communications, while simultaneously employing equally determined specialists to demonstrate that the other side’s security was not nearly as secure as everybody hoped. Of course, intelligence success did not automatically guarantee military victory. Information could be misunderstood, arrive too late or be rendered useless by changing circumstances. Even an exceptionally clever code-breaker could do little about a submarine commander who had already made an unfortunate navigational decision. Published in 2003 by Ian Allan, this volume offers an intriguing contribution to the history of naval warfare, military intelligence and the technological struggle beneath the surface of conventional combat. This 2003 Ian Allan edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for enthusiasts of Second World War naval history, cryptography, intelligence operations and the often-overlooked workings of the German Kriegsmarine. A compelling investigation into the secret war of intercepted messages, hidden meanings and carefully guarded information. Because while admirals commanded fleets and submarines prowled the oceans, some of the most important battles were being fought by men sitting quietly at desks. Armed with pencils, paperwork and the deeply suspicious conviction that somebody else’s supposedly secret message wasn’t quite secret enough. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7747/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/german-naval-code-breakers-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allan 9780711028883 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7746 Bravo Baryshnikov by Alan LeMond Bravo Baryshnikov (1979) – Alan LeMond Grosset & Dunlap | ISBN: 0448163888 Condition: Good – Slight Tear at Bottom of Front Hinge | Sold by Crappy Old Books Ballet. That magnificent art form in which extraordinarily disciplined individuals spend years training their bodies to perform feats that ordinary mortals would consider physically impossible, while somehow making the entire enterprise look as effortless as walking to the shops. Behind the grace, elegance and apparently weightless movement lie relentless practice, aching muscles and enough physical punishment to make professional rugby players reconsider their career choices. And then there is Mikhail Baryshnikov. Welcome to Bravo Baryshnikov, Alan LeMond’s celebration of one of the most remarkable dancers of the twentieth century, a man whose extraordinary talent transformed him into an international ballet sensation and whose spectacular leaps frequently appeared to challenge the fundamental principles of gravity. Born in Riga, Latvia, in 1948, when the country formed part of the Soviet Union, Baryshnikov emerged from the formidable Soviet ballet tradition, where technical perfection was pursued with an intensity normally reserved for military operations. His exceptional abilities brought him international recognition, but his career took a dramatic turn in 1974 when he defected to the West while touring Canada. For the Soviet authorities, this was a thoroughly unwelcome development. For Western ballet audiences, it was rather like discovering that somebody had unexpectedly delivered a priceless artistic treasure to their doorstep. Baryshnikov subsequently established himself as one of the great stars of American ballet, dazzling audiences with his precision, athleticism and extraordinary stage presence. His performances combined seemingly effortless elevation with impeccable technique and expressive power, redefining popular expectations of what a male ballet dancer could achieve. There is something particularly wonderful about watching a performer apparently suspend himself in mid-air while the audience collectively wonders whether somebody has quietly repealed the laws of physics. Yet behind the glamour stood a demanding profession requiring extraordinary commitment. Ballet dancers must combine the strength of athletes, the discipline of musicians and the dramatic sensitivity of actors, all while maintaining the pleasant expression of somebody who isn’t experiencing any discomfort whatsoever. Published in 1979, Bravo Baryshnikov captures its subject during an especially exciting period, when his reputation had become international and his career in the West was flourishing. The book offers an appealing period perspective on a dancer whose achievements helped bring ballet to audiences far beyond its traditional enthusiasts. It is also a fascinating artefact of the cultural atmosphere of the late 1970s, when artistic achievement and Cold War politics could become unexpectedly intertwined. This 1979 Grosset & Dunlap edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, has a slight tear at the bottom of the front hinge, which should be noted by collectors. Otherwise, it remains an attractive example of this vintage publication. An appealing acquisition for ballet enthusiasts, admirers of Baryshnikov, dance historians and collectors of performing-arts literature. A celebration of extraordinary talent, determination and the remarkable human ability to turn exhausting physical labour into something beautiful. Because most people would be delighted simply to jump high enough to clear a puddle. Baryshnikov could apparently leap halfway across a stage, turn gracefully in mid-air and land as though absolutely nothing remarkable had happened. And without spilling a cup of tea, had anyone been foolish enough to give him one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7746/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bravo-baryshnikov-oct-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grosset and Dunlap 9780448163888 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7745 Pawn Of Prophecy by David Eddings Pawn of Prophecy (1991) – David Eddings Corgi Books | ISBN: 9780552122849 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Fantasy worlds. Magnificent places filled with ancient kingdoms, mysterious sorcerers, forgotten prophecies and sinister individuals who have apparently devoted several thousand years to making everybody else’s lives unnecessarily complicated. They are also places where an ordinary young person can rarely enjoy a peaceful childhood without discovering that their entire existence has been secretly arranged by forces considerably more powerful than the local village authorities. Welcome to Pawn of Prophecy, the opening volume of David Eddings’ celebrated five-book fantasy saga, The Belgariad, in which a seemingly ordinary farm boy discovers that the world is rather larger, stranger and more dangerous than he had previously imagined. Garion has grown up on a quiet farm in the kingdom of Sendaria, under the watchful supervision of his Aunt Pol, a formidable woman whose talents include cooking, maintaining order and ensuring that inconvenient questions receive thoroughly unsatisfactory answers. His life is comfortable, predictable and largely free from supernatural complications. Naturally, this arrangement cannot possibly last. When a mysterious and immensely powerful object is stolen, events begin unfolding that draw Garion away from his familiar surroundings and into a dangerous journey across a world of competing kingdoms, ancient rivalries and increasingly suspicious political developments. Accompanying him are the enigmatic storyteller known as Mister Wolf, the formidable Aunt Pol and a growing assortment of companions whose backgrounds and abilities suggest that considerably more is happening than anyone has bothered to explain. Garion, meanwhile, would quite like somebody to tell him what is going on. Unfortunately, fantasy heroes rarely receive straightforward answers. Instead, they are generally expected to travel enormous distances, encounter dangerous strangers and discover their destinies gradually, preferably while being pursued by people carrying sharp weapons. Eddings creates a richly imagined world of distinctive cultures, political intrigues and ancient mythology, balancing the grand machinery of epic fantasy with lively dialogue and an appealing sense of humour. The relationships between his characters provide much of the novel’s charm. Garion’s youthful confusion contrasts beautifully with the confidence of his older companions, who frequently behave as though the most extraordinary magical events are merely minor inconveniences interrupting an otherwise perfectly respectable journey. Originally published in 1982, Pawn of Prophecy established the foundations of a much-loved fantasy series, introducing the characters, conflicts and mysteries that develop across the subsequent volumes. This 1991 Corgi Books edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of classic fantasy, collectors of David Eddings and readers who enjoy magical adventures involving ancient prophecies, unlikely heroes and companions who insist upon keeping important information to themselves. An engaging, witty and wonderfully readable beginning to an epic adventure in which destiny has apparently decided that one young farm boy must play a rather more important role in world affairs than he ever requested. Because there is something deeply unfair about discovering that you have been chosen for a great and dangerous purpose. Particularly when you were perfectly happy staying at home. And nobody has even thought to ask whether you would prefer to remain on the farm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7745/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pawn-of-prophecy-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552122849 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7744 Revolt on the Tigris - The Sadr Uprising and Governing Iraq by Mark Etherington Revolt on the Tigris: The Sadr Uprising and Governing Iraq (2005) – Mark Etherington Hurst & Company | ISBN: 9781850657736 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Iraq, 2004. Saddam Hussein has been overthrown, the Americans have arrived, and the Coalition Provisional Authority is attempting to construct a functioning democratic state in a country where practically everybody has a different opinion about what that state should look like. Unfortunately, removing a dictator turns out to be considerably easier than persuading several million people to agree upon what ought to happen next. Welcome to Revolt on the Tigris, Mark Etherington’s fascinating and frequently alarming account of the challenges confronting the occupation authorities during the turbulent aftermath of the 2003 invasion of Iraq. Etherington was no distant commentator observing events from a comfortable London office. A former British Army officer, he served as the Coalition Provisional Authority’s governor in the Iraqi province of Wasit, placing him directly inside the extraordinary political, administrative and security problems that followed the collapse of Saddam’s regime. His assignment was straightforward enough in principle: help establish effective government, restore public services, encourage political participation and provide the foundations for a stable Iraqi administration. In practice, this meant attempting to govern a province amid collapsing institutions, competing political factions, widespread suspicion and an increasingly violent insurgency. Not exactly the sort of circumstances in which one expects the local council’s annual budget meeting to proceed smoothly. Central to the narrative is the uprising associated with Muqtada al-Sadr, the influential Shia cleric whose Mahdi Army challenged coalition authority in 2004. The confrontation exposed the fragile foundations of the occupation and the considerable difficulties of imposing political order upon a society emerging from decades of authoritarian rule, sanctions and war. Etherington describes the realities of governing amid this upheaval, where political decisions carried immediate consequences and the distance between official policy and conditions on the ground could be enormous. There is a particularly bitter irony running through the entire enterprise. The coalition arrived promising liberation, democracy and reconstruction, yet found itself struggling to maintain security, establish legitimacy and persuade ordinary Iraqis that foreign administrators possessed a convincing understanding of their country’s needs. Meanwhile, local rivalries, religious loyalties and political ambitions refused to arrange themselves into the convenient categories preferred by international planners. The book offers an unusually direct perspective on occupation government, combining personal experience with observations about the wider failures, contradictions and challenges of the Iraqi reconstruction effort. Rather than treating war as a sequence of battles and military operations, Etherington reveals the complicated business of attempting to administer a society in which the political settlement remains profoundly contested. Published in 2005, while the consequences of the invasion were still unfolding, the book provides a valuable contemporary perspective on a decisive period in modern Middle Eastern history. This 2005 Hurst & Company edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for readers interested in the Iraq War, Middle Eastern politics, military history, international relations and the practical difficulties of post-conflict reconstruction. A compelling account of political ambition confronting uncomfortable reality, illustrating how quickly confident plans for national transformation can dissolve when confronted by history, identity, violence and competing visions of the future. Because overthrowing a government may require an army. But building a functioning replacement requires something considerably more complicated. And, as Iraq demonstrated, possessing an impressive collection of tanks is not necessarily a qualification for running a provincial council. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7744/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/revolt-on-the-tigris-oct-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hurst and Company 9781850657736 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7743 Paradigms Regained - Unravelling the Mysteries of Modern Science by John L Casti Paradigms Regained: Unravelling the Mysteries of Modern Science (2000) – John L. Casti Little, Brown | ISBN: 9780316648165 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Science. Humanity’s magnificent attempt to understand the universe through observation, experimentation and the reassuring conviction that everything will eventually make sense if we collect enough data. Unfortunately, the universe has proved remarkably uncooperative, persistently presenting scientists with mysteries that refuse to disappear simply because somebody has acquired an expensive laboratory and a particularly impressive collection of equations. Welcome to Paradigms Regained: Unravelling the Mysteries of Modern Science, John L. Casti’s entertaining expedition into some of the greatest unanswered questions confronting modern scientific thought. Casti, a mathematician and science writer with a particular interest in complex systems, explores the boundaries between what science understands, what it suspects and what remains stubbornly beyond its grasp. The questions are magnificent. How did life begin? Can computers genuinely think? What can mathematics tell us about the universe? Are there fundamental limits to scientific knowledge? And will scientists ever reach a point where they can confidently announce that everything has finally been sorted out and everybody may go home? The answer to the last question appears regrettably unlikely. Rather than simply celebrating established discoveries, Casti examines the competing theories and intellectual disagreements that make science such a fascinating enterprise. His approach recognises that scientific progress frequently begins not with triumphant certainty but with somebody noticing that a widely accepted explanation has developed an inconvenient hole. The book ranges across the conceptual frontiers of modern science, where physics, biology, mathematics, computing and philosophy encounter questions that cannot always be answered by building a larger machine or conducting another experiment. Particularly intriguing is the relationship between scientific models and reality. A theory may explain observations beautifully, predict outcomes with impressive accuracy and receive enthusiastic support from distinguished academics, only for some troublesome new evidence to suggest that everybody has overlooked something rather important. This is the splendid irony of science: the more humanity discovers, the more sophisticated its ignorance becomes. Casti brings intellectual energy and accessible explanations to subjects that might otherwise require several advanced degrees and an unusually high tolerance for mathematical notation. His aim is not to persuade readers that science possesses every answer, but to demonstrate why the remaining questions are so compelling. Published in 2000, the book also offers a fascinating snapshot of scientific thinking at the turn of the millennium, when artificial intelligence, complexity theory and fundamental questions about life and consciousness were attracting growing attention. Some discussions inevitably reflect the scientific understanding of their time, making the volume particularly interesting as a record of the theories, debates and expectations surrounding these subjects before another quarter-century of discoveries. This 2000 Little, Brown edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for readers interested in popular science, philosophy, mathematics and the extraordinary intellectual adventure of trying to understand existence. A stimulating, thought-provoking journey through the mysteries that continue to challenge humanity’s brightest minds. Because after centuries of scientific progress, mankind has learned to split atoms, explore distant planets, manipulate genes and build machines capable of performing billions of calculations per second. Yet we are still arguing about some of the most fundamental questions imaginable. A magnificent achievement for a species that occasionally struggles to operate the television remote control. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7743/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/paradigms-regained-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little Brown 9780316648165 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7742 Podkayne of Mars by Robert A Heinlein Podkayne of Mars (1985) – Robert A. Heinlein New English Library | ISBN: 9780450002786 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Mars. The Red Planet. Once imagined as a world of mysterious canals, hostile aliens and dying civilisations, but in Robert A. Heinlein’s future, it has become something considerably more familiar: a place where people live, work, argue, raise families and occasionally discover that teenagers are quite capable of creating interplanetary complications without any assistance whatsoever. Welcome to Podkayne of Mars, Heinlein’s entertaining and occasionally unsettling science-fiction adventure featuring Podkayne Fries, an ambitious young Martian whose determination to explore the universe is matched only by her confidence that she understands considerably more about life than the adults around her. Podkayne dreams of travelling through space, seeing Earth and Venus, and eventually becoming a spaceship captain. She is intelligent, enthusiastic, independent and possessed of the optimistic conviction that the universe is simply waiting to provide her with exciting opportunities. Unfortunately, the universe has other ideas. Accompanying her on an interplanetary journey are her younger brother Clark, a precocious little menace whose intelligence is surpassed only by his capacity for trouble, and their influential Uncle Tom, whose political interests introduce complications rather more serious than the ordinary inconveniences of space tourism. Clark is the sort of child who would regard dismantling a spacecraft’s control system as an interesting educational opportunity, preferably without informing anybody responsible for keeping the passengers alive. As the journey progresses, Podkayne discovers that travelling between planets involves rather more than admiring the scenery and collecting interesting souvenirs. Political intrigue, conflicting loyalties and unexpected dangers gradually intrude upon her carefully imagined adventure. Heinlein combines the excitement of interplanetary travel with a sharp examination of growing up, personal responsibility and the sometimes uncomfortable distance between youthful confidence and adult reality. The novel is particularly interesting for its presentation through Podkayne’s own lively first-person narration. Her observations offer humour, curiosity and an engagingly imperfect understanding of the increasingly complicated world around her. Originally published in 1963, Podkayne of Mars reflects the social attitudes and technological imagination of its period, including Heinlein’s familiar fascination with competence, individualism and the difficulties of preparing young people for an unpredictable future. It also raises questions about family relationships, ambition and the consequences of treating political manoeuvring as a perfectly respectable occupation. The novel is notable for its publication history, particularly the differing endings associated with Heinlein’s original intentions and editorial decisions, making it an interesting subject for readers fascinated by the development of classic science fiction. This 1985 New English Library edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for Heinlein collectors, enthusiasts of vintage science fiction and readers who enjoy interplanetary adventure with a generous helping of family dysfunction. A lively, thoughtful and increasingly dramatic journey across the Solar System, demonstrating that even in an age of spaceships and planetary colonies, humanity’s greatest difficulties remain remarkably familiar. Because mankind may eventually conquer the distances between worlds, establish settlements on Mars and develop technology beyond our wildest dreams. But none of that will prevent younger brothers from being infuriating. And when your younger brother is a mechanical genius with questionable judgement, the consequences can be considerably worse than somebody borrowing your favourite jumper without asking. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7742/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/podkayne-of-mars-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450002786 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7741 Operating System Concepts by James Lyle Peterson and Abraham Silberschatz Operating System Concepts (1983) – James Lyle Peterson and Abraham Silberschatz Addison-Wesley | ISBN: 0201060795 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Operating systems. Those magnificent pieces of software responsible for persuading millions of electronic components to cooperate, allocating resources, organising information and ensuring that computers can perform useful work without immediately descending into chaos. In theory, at least. In practice, they have also provided generations of programmers with an apparently inexhaustible supply of opportunities to stare at a screen and wonder why absolutely nothing is happening. Welcome to Operating System Concepts, James Lyle Peterson and Abraham Silberschatz’s classic introduction to the mysterious machinery that makes computers function, published in 1983, when computing was still an activity associated with serious laboratories, expensive equipment and people who regarded a blinking terminal cursor as an exciting technological development. Before graphical interfaces, smartphones and operating systems requiring several gigabytes merely to announce that updates are available, computers were considerably less accommodating creatures. Memory was precious, processing power was limited, storage devices were expensive and programmers were expected to understand precisely what their machines were doing. The operating system was not simply a colourful environment filled with convenient icons. It was the essential intermediary between hardware, software and the increasingly unreasonable demands of human beings. Peterson and Silberschatz explore the fundamental principles underlying operating-system design, including process management, memory allocation, scheduling, input and output, file systems and the coordination of competing computational tasks. Particularly fascinating is the problem of concurrency, in which several processes attempt to use the same resources without interfering with one another. It is rather like organising a busy railway station, except the passengers are electronic instructions, the platforms are portions of memory and an administrative oversight may cause the entire system to stop functioning. Then there is deadlock, that splendid computational condition in which different processes wait indefinitely for resources held by one another. Anyone familiar with a committee meeting will immediately recognise the principle. The book also examines the structures and techniques required to make computers reliable, efficient and capable of managing increasingly complicated workloads. Published in 1983, this edition offers a fascinating snapshot of computer science during a particularly important period, when mainframes, minicomputers and emerging personal computers were reshaping the technological landscape. Although hardware and software have advanced enormously since publication, many of the underlying principles remain central to operating-system design. Process scheduling, memory management, resource allocation and synchronisation are not merely historical curiosities; they are fundamental challenges that modern computers must still address. For computing historians, this early edition is especially interesting as a record of how these concepts were taught before contemporary graphical environments and consumer operating systems became dominant. This 1983 Addison-Wesley edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for computer scientists, programmers, vintage computing enthusiasts and collectors of foundational technical literature. A substantial and intellectually rewarding exploration of the systems that operate behind the scenes, performing the essential tasks without which even the most sophisticated computer would amount to an expensive collection of electronic components. Because computers have changed beyond recognition since 1983. Processors are faster, memory is cheaper and entire libraries can now fit inside devices smaller than a sandwich. Yet programmers are still arguing over resources, battling unexpected errors and occasionally discovering that the computer has decided to do absolutely nothing. Progress, apparently, is a relative concept. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7741/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/operating-system-concepts-oct-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Addison-Wesley 9780201060799 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7740 Jem by Frederik Pohl Jem (2001) – Frederik Pohl Gollancz | ISBN: 9781857987898 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Humanity. A species that has spent thousands of years developing civilisation, scientific knowledge, advanced technology and increasingly sophisticated methods of killing one another. Having successfully divided its own planet into competing nations, economic blocs and mutually suspicious political systems, mankind eventually reaches the stars, where it discovers an entirely new world upon which to continue behaving like complete idiots. Welcome to Jem, Frederik Pohl’s brilliantly cynical science-fiction novel about extraterrestrial colonisation, Cold War rivalry and humanity’s apparently incurable determination to export its worst habits to wherever it happens to go. The planet Jem, orbiting a distant star, represents one of the most extraordinary discoveries in human history. Here is an alien world inhabited by several intelligent species, each adapted to its own remarkable environment and possessing forms of society utterly unlike anything found on Earth. One might reasonably imagine that such a discovery would inspire international cooperation, scientific curiosity and a renewed appreciation of humanity’s place in the universe. Unfortunately, the visitors are human. And humans, as Pohl repeatedly demonstrates, have a remarkable talent for transforming opportunities into disasters. Instead of approaching Jem with humility and wonder, competing terrestrial powers descend upon the planet carrying their familiar political rivalries, economic ambitions and military suspicions. The alien inhabitants, who have managed perfectly well without the assistance of Earth, suddenly find themselves caught in the middle of humanity’s latest territorial argument. Naturally, everybody insists that their particular national interests are entirely reasonable. Originally published in 1979, Jem reflects the tensions of the Cold War, when ideological competition between rival power blocs extended into practically every aspect of international life, including the exploration of space. Pohl imagines what might happen if those rivalries followed humanity beyond the Solar System, transforming the supposedly noble enterprise of interstellar exploration into another exercise in political manoeuvring and strategic self-interest. The novel’s alien ecology provides a fascinating counterpoint to the human drama. Its intelligent inhabitants are genuinely strange, challenging the comfortable assumption that extraterrestrial life must resemble human beings with slightly unusual foreheads. Yet despite the extraordinary setting, the most bewildering creatures on Jem frequently turn out to be the visitors from Earth. Pohl combines imaginative world-building with biting political satire, examining imperialism, environmental exploitation, militarism and the persistent human tendency to assume that discovering somewhere automatically confers the right to interfere with it. The result is both entertaining science fiction and an uncomfortable commentary on the history of terrestrial civilisation. Jem was nominated for the Hugo and Nebula Awards, reflecting its standing among the more ambitious works of late twentieth-century speculative fiction. This 2001 Gollancz edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of intelligent science fiction, alien-world adventures and political satire with a distinctly pessimistic view of human progress. A fascinating, inventive and darkly humorous novel that asks whether humanity might become wiser after reaching the stars. The answer, unfortunately, is not especially encouraging. Because mankind may eventually develop the technology to cross interstellar distances, discover intelligent alien civilisations and establish settlements on distant planets. But apparently nobody will think to leave the politicians at home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7740/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jem-oct-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz 9781857987898 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7739 Latin for All Occasions by Henry Beard Latin for All Occasions (1990) – Henry Beard HarperCollinsPublishers | ISBN: 9780002559416 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Latin. The magnificent language of ancient Rome, medieval scholarship, solemn religious ceremonies and people who wish to make perfectly ordinary observations sound as though they have been personally endorsed by Julius Caesar. For centuries, it has been the language of emperors, philosophers, lawyers and distinguished academics, all united by the reassuring knowledge that very few members of the general public could understand what they were talking about. Unfortunately, Henry Beard has decided to put this extraordinary linguistic heritage to rather less dignified use. Welcome to Latin for All Occasions, a gloriously ridiculous phrasebook designed for those moments when ordinary English simply lacks the pomp, authority and unnecessary grammatical complication required to express life’s most important observations. Most language guides provide useful phrases for ordering dinner, asking directions or explaining that your luggage has disappeared somewhere between Heathrow and Rome. Beard, however, recognises that the discerning modern individual requires something altogether more sophisticated. Why complain about everyday irritations in plain English when you can deliver the same sentiment in the language of Cicero, Seneca and several generations of thoroughly unpleasant Roman emperors? The possibilities are magnificent. An annoying colleague can be addressed with the solemn dignity of a Roman senator. An awkward social encounter becomes an opportunity for classical rhetoric. Even the most trivial domestic inconvenience can acquire the grandeur of an imperial proclamation, provided the recipient does not happen to understand Latin and ask you to explain yourself. Beard’s humour depends upon the splendid collision between ancient linguistic formality and the absurdities of modern existence. The greater the contrast between the majestic language and the ridiculous situation, the more entertaining the result. There is something irresistibly funny about dressing up contemporary frustrations in the vocabulary of antiquity. The Romans, after all, constructed aqueducts, conquered enormous territories and established a legal tradition that still influences modern civilisation. One suspects they would have been delighted to discover that their language could eventually be employed to discuss the everyday foolishness of the twentieth century. Or perhaps they would have invaded again. Henry Beard, a founding editor of National Lampoon and a master of intellectual absurdity, brings his characteristic wit to a subject normally associated with stern schoolmasters, irregular verbs and the terrifying possibility of being asked to decline a noun in front of the entire class. Unlike conventional Latin textbooks, which frequently begin by informing the student that learning a dead language is a character-building experience, this volume treats classical scholarship as an opportunity for mischief. The result is an entertaining mixture of linguistic parody, mock erudition and wonderfully unnecessary sophistication. Published in 1990, Latin for All Occasions makes an excellent gift for classicists, Latin students, teachers, amateur historians and anyone who enjoys appearing extraordinarily well educated while saying something profoundly silly. This 1990 HarperCollinsPublishers edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is a delightful addition to any collection of humorous literature, language books or scholarly nonsense. A splendid reminder that Latin may no longer be the everyday language of a great empire, but it remains perfectly capable of making an ordinary fool sound like a very distinguished one. Because anybody can insult somebody in English. But doing so in Latin suggests breeding, education and a thoroughly expensive schooling. Veni, vidi, cachinnavi. I came, I saw, I laughed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7739/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/latin-for-all-occasions-oct-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollinsPublishers 9780002559416 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7738 War Plan UK by Duncan Campbell War Plan UK (1983) – Duncan Campbell Paladin | ISBN: 9780586084793 Condition: Fair – Fragile Binding, Repaired | Sold by Crappy Old Books Britain in the Cold War. A reassuringly familiar landscape of suburban gardens, railway stations, village pubs and civil servants quietly preparing for the possibility that the entire country might be reduced to radioactive rubble before lunchtime. While the public was encouraged to remain calm, maintain a stiff upper lip and perhaps construct a fallout shelter beneath the vegetable patch, rather more elaborate preparations were taking place behind the scenes. Welcome to War Plan UK, Duncan Campbell’s alarming investigation into Britain’s preparations for nuclear war, civil defence and the extraordinary machinery of government designed to function after civilisation had experienced a particularly unfortunate afternoon. Published during the early 1980s, when relations between NATO and the Soviet Union were sufficiently tense to make even seasoned diplomats reach nervously for the whisky, this book examines the plans, institutions and assumptions underpinning Britain’s response to a potential nuclear conflict. What would happen if the missiles actually arrived? Who would govern? How would communications survive? What arrangements existed for emergency powers, military coordination and the maintenance of public order? And, perhaps most importantly, would anybody remain alive to appreciate the magnificent administrative arrangements? Campbell investigates the secretive world of wartime planning, exploring the government’s preparations for national emergency, the role of regional administration and the uncomfortable realities concealed beneath official assurances about civil defence. The book belongs to an era when nuclear strategy was discussed with extraordinary seriousness by people sitting in comfortable offices, contemplating scenarios in which millions might die while somehow maintaining the conviction that the situation could be managed through appropriate planning. There is something magnificently British about the idea of preparing for nuclear Armageddon with committees, classified memoranda, emergency regulations and an apparently unshakeable faith in the administrative process. After all, the end of civilisation would be regrettable, but the really unforgivable catastrophe would be discovering that somebody had failed to complete the correct paperwork. Duncan Campbell, an investigative journalist known for his reporting on national security and government secrecy, approaches the subject with a sceptical eye, questioning the effectiveness, practicality and democratic implications of arrangements rarely exposed to public scrutiny. The result is a fascinating piece of Cold War investigative journalism, documenting the anxieties, assumptions and official thinking of a period when the threat of nuclear confrontation was an ever-present feature of international politics. Four decades later, the book also provides an absorbing historical snapshot of Britain’s security establishment and the extraordinary lengths governments contemplated to preserve some semblance of authority in circumstances where ordinary political life might have ceased to exist. Condition: Fair. This copy remains very readable and presents well, but the binding is brittle. Some critical areas have been carefully reglued to strengthen the book, and it is currently holding together satisfactorily. However, it must be handled gently, as further cracks may develop along the spine if it is opened roughly or forced flat. An honest, attractive reading copy rather than one for vigorous handling. Offered by Crappy Old Books, this 1983 Paladin edition is an intriguing acquisition for enthusiasts of Cold War history, nuclear strategy, investigative journalism and Britain’s occasionally surreal approach to national emergencies. A disturbing, revealing and darkly fascinating examination of how Britain prepared for the unthinkable. Because when the four-minute warning sounded, the authorities apparently had plans for almost everything. Except, perhaps, how to persuade a thermonuclear explosion to respect the chain of command. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7738/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/war-plan-uk-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paladin 9780586084793 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7737 The Autobiography of Benvenuto Cellini by Alfred Tamarin The Autobiography of Benvenuto Cellini (1969) – Benvenuto Cellini, Alfred Tamarin Edition Macmillan | ISBN: None Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Italian Renaissance. An extraordinary period of artistic brilliance, architectural magnificence, philosophical discovery and an apparently inexhaustible supply of men who believed that being exceptionally talented entitled them to behave like complete lunatics. Among this remarkable collection of painters, sculptors, princes and assorted homicidal egomaniacs, few possessed a more spectacular opinion of themselves than Benvenuto Cellini. And, unlike most people with an inflated sense of personal importance, he decided to write an autobiography explaining precisely why everyone else was wrong. Welcome to The Autobiography of Benvenuto Cellini, one of the most entertaining, outrageous and gloriously self-congratulatory memoirs ever produced by a man who could create masterpieces of Renaissance art while simultaneously finding himself embroiled in feuds, scandals and occasional acts of violence. Born in Florence in 1500, Cellini became one of the Renaissance’s outstanding goldsmiths and sculptors. His artistic achievements included exquisite metalwork, remarkable decorative objects and the celebrated bronze sculpture Perseus with the Head of Medusa. Unfortunately, his professional brilliance was accompanied by a temperament that made the average Renaissance warlord appear positively reasonable. Cellini’s autobiography recounts an astonishing succession of adventures involving powerful patrons, jealous rivals, romantic entanglements, imprisonment, accusations of murder and disputes in which the possibility of calmly discussing one’s differences appears never to have occurred to anybody. Popes, princes and aristocrats populate his extraordinary narrative, frequently demonstrating that immense wealth and political influence were no guarantee of intelligence, generosity or basic interpersonal competence. Cellini, naturally, emerges from practically every disagreement as the misunderstood hero. When things go well, it is because he possesses extraordinary genius. When things go badly, it is generally because somebody else is incompetent, malicious, jealous or insufficiently appreciative of his extraordinary genius. His modesty is positively breathtaking. Among the most memorable episodes are his experiences during the Sack of Rome in 1527, his dealings with influential Renaissance patrons and his imprisonment in Castel Sant’Angelo. His accounts are vivid, dramatic and occasionally so spectacular that historians have understandably approached certain details with caution. But that is part of the book’s irresistible charm. Cellini is not merely describing Renaissance life; he is performing it, presenting himself as an artist, adventurer, warrior and perpetually aggrieved genius whose extraordinary existence deserves the undivided attention of posterity. And, remarkably, posterity has largely obliged. The result is an invaluable and frequently hilarious portrait of Renaissance society, revealing the personalities, artistic ambitions, political intrigues and spectacularly fragile egos behind some of Europe’s greatest cultural achievements. This 1969 Macmillan edition, associated with Alfred Tamarin and offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of Renaissance history, classical autobiography, art history and literary personalities whose behaviour would make modern celebrity scandals seem positively restrained. A magnificent account of artistic achievement, personal ambition and the considerable dangers of possessing an enormous ego in an age when everybody carried a sword. Because while the Renaissance produced some of humanity’s greatest masterpieces, it also produced Benvenuto Cellini. A man who could turn precious metal into immortal works of art. And almost any conversation into an international incident. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7737/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-autobiography-of-benvenuto-cellini-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7736 Manhattan Block by Block - A Street Atlas by John Tauranac Manhattan Block by Block: A Street Atlas (2000) – John Tauranac Tauranac Maps | ISBN: 1878892126 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Manhattan. A magnificent island of soaring skyscrapers, relentless ambition, astronomical property prices and approximately eight million people apparently attempting to cross the same street simultaneously. It is a place where the streets are numbered with reassuring mathematical precision, the avenues stretch towards distant horizons, and a journey of six blocks can take considerably longer than travelling across an entire English county. Welcome to Manhattan Block by Block: A Street Atlas, John Tauranac’s wonderfully detailed guide to one of the world’s most famous, fascinating and gloriously bewildering urban landscapes. New York is a city that has always taken geography personally. Its streets, avenues, neighbourhoods and landmarks form an extraordinary patchwork of commerce, culture, history and human ambition, squeezed onto an island whose original inhabitants could scarcely have imagined what would eventually happen to the local skyline. The Manhattan street grid is one of urban planning’s great achievements, transforming much of the island into an apparently logical arrangement of numbered thoroughfares. Unfortunately, just when the visitor begins feeling confident, Lower Manhattan arrives with its irregular streets, unexpected junctions and charming disregard for the entire concept of straightforward navigation. John Tauranac, a respected New York mapmaker and urban historian, brings his formidable knowledge of Manhattan to this practical atlas, providing the kind of detailed street-level information that makes exploring the city a considerably less hazardous undertaking. The appeal of a proper street atlas lies in its precision. Rather than offering an impressionistic suggestion of where something might be, it encourages the reader to examine the actual layout of the city, block by block, identifying the relationship between streets, avenues and the extraordinary density of Manhattan’s built environment. And Manhattan offers plenty to examine. From the financial canyons of Wall Street to the theatrical bustle of Broadway, from the elegant avenues of Midtown to the famous expanse of Central Park, every district possesses its own character, history and distinctive contribution to the magnificent chaos that is New York City. Published in 2000, this atlas also captures Manhattan at a particular moment in its history, before smartphones, satellite navigation and digital mapping applications persuaded modern travellers that navigating a city should require little more than following a blue dot across a screen. For collectors and urban historians, that date offers an additional attraction: a printed record of the city’s geography around the turn of the millennium, before subsequent redevelopment and changes to the streetscape. Naturally, a historical street atlas should not be treated as a substitute for current navigation information, particularly in a city whose enthusiasm for construction appears practically limitless. This 2000 Tauranac Maps edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for enthusiasts of New York City, urban geography, historic cartography, architecture and the disappearing pleasure of navigating with an actual printed map. A fascinating portrait of Manhattan’s extraordinary street network, combining practical cartography with the irresistible appeal of one of the world’s greatest cities. Because there is something deeply satisfying about unfolding a proper map, locating your destination and confidently announcing that you know exactly where you are. Even if, five minutes later, you discover that you’ve been walking along the wrong avenue. And your destination is now fourteen blocks behind you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7736/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/manhattan-block-by-block-oct-2026.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tauranac Maps 9781878892126 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7734 The Chronicles of Clovis by Saki The Chronicles of Clovis (1986) – Saki Penguin | ISBN: 9780140183498 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Edwardian England. A glorious age of impeccable manners, elaborate dinner parties, rigid social conventions and an upper class apparently convinced that civilisation depended upon knowing precisely which fork to use while behaving abominably towards everyone else. Into this magnificent world of polished respectability steps Clovis Sangrail, a young gentleman whose principal occupation appears to be making other people’s lives considerably less comfortable. Welcome to The Chronicles of Clovis, Saki’s wonderfully wicked collection of short stories, in which the respectable world of Edwardian society is subjected to a relentless campaign of mischief, malice and exquisitely delivered insults. Saki, the pen name of Hector Hugh Munro, was one of the finest satirists of his generation, possessing an extraordinary talent for exposing the vanity, hypocrisy and absurdity lurking beneath the carefully maintained surface of polite society. His characters inhabit a world of country houses, fashionable drawing rooms, irritating relatives, elaborate social obligations and conversations in which the difference between a compliment and an assassination attempt can be extraordinarily difficult to detect. Clovis Sangrail is among Saki’s greatest creations: intelligent, mischievous, extravagantly cynical and possessed of a conversational style capable of reducing the most formidable social opponent to bewildered silence. He is not particularly interested in improving humanity. Indeed, humanity’s endless capacity for foolishness provides him with far too much entertainment to contemplate anything so destructive as reform. Throughout the collection, respectable assumptions are overturned, pompous individuals receive richly deserved humiliations and apparently innocent situations develop into elaborate exercises in psychological warfare. Saki’s genius lies in his economy. Where a lesser writer might require an entire novel to expose somebody’s stupidity, Saki can accomplish the task in a few perfectly chosen sentences, frequently leaving the unfortunate victim unaware that the literary equivalent of a grand piano has just fallen upon them. His humour can be deliciously dark, occasionally cruel and invariably delivered with the elegant precision of somebody arranging flowers while quietly plotting murder. Animals also make memorable appearances in Saki’s fictional universe, often displaying rather more intelligence and independence than their human counterparts. Nature, it seems, has little respect for the elaborate rules governing Edwardian drawing rooms, and is frequently prepared to demonstrate this through behaviour that would never be tolerated at afternoon tea. Originally published in 1911, The Chronicles of Clovis remains a sparkling example of the sophisticated, subversive short fiction that established Saki as one of Britain’s most distinctive literary voices. Beneath the polished prose and extravagant wit lies a sharp understanding of human vanity, social pretension and the extraordinary lengths people will go to in order to preserve their dignity. This 1986 Penguin edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of classic English humour, Edwardian literature and short stories with an exceptionally sharp edge. A magnificent little collection for anyone who appreciates elegant writing, outrageous behaviour and the spectacle of self-important people receiving precisely the treatment they deserve. Because good manners are all very well. But sometimes the most satisfying response to an insufferable dinner guest is not to argue with them. It is to allow Clovis Sangrail to handle the conversation. Preferably while you sit at a safe distance and enjoy the refreshments. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7734/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-chronicles-of-clovis-oct-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140183498 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7733 Roma Eterna by Robert Silverberg Roma Eterna (2003) – Robert Silverberg Gollancz | ISBN: 9780575073548 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Roman Empire. Two thousand years of history, extraordinary engineering, political intrigue, gladiatorial entertainment and an apparently inexhaustible supply of emperors who believed that the solution to every administrative difficulty involved either building a monument or having somebody assassinated. Eventually, of course, the Western Empire collapsed, leaving behind ruined temples, magnificent roads and the uncomfortable suspicion that civilisation might have taken a wrong turn somewhere. But what if Rome had never fallen? Welcome to Roma Eterna, Robert Silverberg’s magnificent exercise in alternative history, in which the Roman Empire survives the catastrophes that destroyed its historical counterpart and continues dominating the world for centuries beyond its traditional expiry date. Silverberg, one of science fiction’s most accomplished and imaginative writers, takes the familiar historical question of Rome’s decline and cheerfully removes the decline altogether. Instead of medieval kingdoms, Renaissance republics and the familiar progression of European history, humanity finds itself living beneath the enduring shadow of Roman imperial power. The result is an extraordinary reimagining of civilisation, politics, religion and technological development, stretching across generations in a world where Roman authority remains the organising principle of international affairs. Through a series of interconnected episodes, Silverberg explores different periods of this alternative history, showing how an empire founded upon conquest, administration and an almost religious faith in its own importance might adapt to the changing centuries. There are ambitious rulers, political conspiracies, military expeditions, social upheavals and the familiar imperial conviction that any territory not currently governed by Rome represents an unfortunate administrative oversight. Naturally, an empire surviving for millennia is not necessarily an empire behaving sensibly. The Romans may possess impressive roads, elaborate bureaucracies and considerable architectural ambition, but they remain entirely capable of indulging in jealousy, corruption, religious intolerance and the occasional disastrously conceived political adventure. Silverberg’s great achievement is to make this invented history feel convincingly expansive. His alternative world is not merely modern society wearing togas. Its institutions, beliefs and cultural assumptions have developed along different paths, creating a civilisation simultaneously recognisable and wonderfully unfamiliar. One of the novel’s most intriguing elements is its treatment of religion and the historical consequences of events that never occur. Without the familiar development of Christianity and medieval Europe, the ideological foundations of Western civilisation become radically different. Published originally in 2003, Roma Eterna is a fascinating blend of speculative fiction, historical imagination and political satire, examining the seductive dream of permanent imperial greatness while questioning whether humanity would actually behave any better under a civilisation that never learned when to retire. This 2003 Gollancz edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for admirers of alternative history, Roman civilisation and intelligent speculative fiction. A wonderfully ambitious novel for readers who have ever gazed upon the ruins of Rome and wondered what might have happened if the legions had simply refused to go home. Because empires, like unwanted houseguests, occasionally struggle to recognise when their time has come. And in Silverberg’s alternative universe, Rome has apparently decided that the appropriate duration of an empire is forever. A splendid arrangement for emperors. Perhaps rather less splendid for everybody else. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7733/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/roma-eterna-oct-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz 9780575073548 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7732 Book-Keeping and Accounts by Frank Wood Book-Keeping and Accounts (1982) – Frank Wood Longman | ISBN: 0582411777 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Accountancy. That noble profession dedicated to the proposition that every penny must be accounted for, every transaction must be recorded and every mysterious financial discrepancy must eventually be traced to somebody who has put a decimal point in the wrong place. While other people spend their lives pursuing excitement, adventure and the occasional romantic entanglement, accountants experience their greatest moments of exhilaration when the trial balance agrees. Welcome to Book-Keeping and Accounts, Frank Wood’s classic introduction to the fascinating, occasionally bewildering and absolutely indispensable world of financial record-keeping. Long before accounting software began reassuring business owners that everything was under control, somebody had to sit down with a ledger, a pencil and a considerable supply of patience to establish precisely where the money had gone. Frank Wood was one of Britain’s best-known authors of accounting textbooks, helping generations of students, trainee accountants and aspiring businesspeople navigate the mysterious landscape of debits, credits, journals, ledgers and balance sheets. At the heart of bookkeeping lies the magnificent principle of double-entry accounting, a system based upon the extraordinary idea that every financial transaction must be recorded twice. To the uninitiated, this sounds suspiciously like unnecessary paperwork. To the accountant, it represents one of civilisation’s greatest intellectual achievements. After all, if money disappears from one account, it must presumably have appeared somewhere else. Unless, of course, somebody has been embezzling it, in which case the bookkeeping becomes considerably more interesting. This practical textbook introduces the principles of recording business transactions, organising financial information and preparing accounts, taking readers through the essential disciplines upon which sound financial management depends. The subject encompasses the familiar machinery of commercial life: purchases, sales, receipts, payments, assets, liabilities, profit and loss. These may not possess the glamour of international espionage or mountaineering, but they do have the distinct advantage of explaining whether a business is actually making any money. Something many enthusiastic entrepreneurs discover rather later than would be ideal. Published in 1982, this Longman edition belongs to an era when bookkeeping was still overwhelmingly associated with handwritten records, paper documentation and mechanical calculators. Computerised accounting was developing, but the modern world of cloud-based financial systems, automated bank feeds and software subscriptions had yet to become an everyday reality. Consequently, the book offers something beyond its original educational purpose: a fascinating glimpse into traditional accounting practice, when understanding the principles mattered rather more than knowing which button to press. The underlying logic of double-entry bookkeeping remains fundamental today, although tax regulations, reporting standards and professional requirements have changed substantially since 1982. This 1982 Longman edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for accounting students, collectors of business textbooks, financial historians and anyone wishing to understand the foundations of bookkeeping without relying entirely upon a computer to do the thinking. An instructive journey into the disciplined world of financial records, where order triumphs over confusion and every transaction has its proper place. Because money may not buy happiness. But accurately recording where it all went can at least explain why you haven’t got any left. And if the books don’t balance, there is always the traditional accountant’s solution. Check everything again. Preferably before the auditor arrives. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7732/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/book-keeping-and-accounts-oct-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582411777 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7730 The Survival Handbook by Jim Aitken and John Muston The Survival Handbook (1991) – Jim Aitken and John Muston New Orchard | ISBN: 9781850791713 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Survival. That most fundamental of human activities, practised successfully by our ancestors for hundreds of thousands of years before somebody invented central heating, supermarkets and the reassuring certainty that a takeaway pizza could be summoned without leaving the sofa. Unfortunately, modern civilisation has left many of us spectacularly ill-equipped to cope with anything more demanding than a power cut, a cancelled train or the horrifying discovery that our mobile telephone has no signal. Welcome to The Survival Handbook, Jim Aitken and John Muston’s practical guide to the ancient art of staying alive when circumstances have taken a distinctly unpleasant turn. The wilderness is a magnificent place. Majestic mountains, beautiful forests, sparkling rivers and enormous open spaces offer a refreshing escape from the pressures of modern living. Unfortunately, nature has never shown much interest in whether its visitors are comfortable, properly dressed or capable of distinguishing an edible plant from something likely to bring their expedition to a regrettably premature conclusion. Survival requires knowledge, preparation and the ability to remain calm when everything has gone spectacularly wrong. Finding or constructing shelter, maintaining warmth, locating drinking water, obtaining food and navigating unfamiliar terrain are among the essential challenges of wilderness survival. Each sounds perfectly straightforward when discussed from a comfortable armchair, but matters become considerably more complicated when it is raining horizontally, darkness is approaching and the only equipment available consists of a damp box of matches and a biscuit. The great irony of survival training is that many of its most important lessons concern avoiding the need to survive in the first place. Sensible planning, suitable clothing, proper equipment and an understanding of environmental hazards are considerably preferable to discovering through personal experience how unpleasant hypothermia can be. And while wilderness adventures may look wonderfully romantic in photographs, the reality frequently involves insects, blisters, unsuitable weather and the gradual realisation that the picturesque stream beside your campsite has apparently been adopted by every mosquito in the county. A handbook of this kind offers an engaging introduction to practical self-reliance, resourcefulness and the importance of thinking clearly under pressure. It also provides a fascinating reminder of how much knowledge earlier generations possessed simply because everyday life demanded it. Published in 1991, the book belongs to an era before smartphones, GPS applications and portable satellite communicators became commonplace. Its advice should therefore be read with an awareness that equipment, emergency procedures and medical guidance have evolved since publication. Nevertheless, the fundamental principles of preparation, sound judgement and respect for one’s surroundings remain as relevant as ever. This 1991 New Orchard edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for outdoor enthusiasts, campers, hikers, bushcraft beginners and readers fascinated by the practical challenges of surviving beyond the conveniences of civilisation. An entertaining and useful addition to the bookshelf, particularly for anyone contemplating an ambitious expedition into the wilderness. Because the great outdoors can be an immensely rewarding place. Provided you remember that the wilderness has absolutely no obligation to reward you. And unlike a disappointing hotel, you cannot simply complain to reception when the roof leaks, the heating fails and something enormous starts making noises outside your bedroom. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7730/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-survival-handbook-oct-2026.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Orchard 9781850791713 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7729 Rome 44 - The Battle for the Eternal City by Raleigh Trevelyan Rome ’44: The Battle for the Eternal City (1981) – Raleigh Trevelyan Book Club Associates | ISBN: None Condition: Fair – Slanted Spine | Sold by Crappy Old Books Rome. The Eternal City. A magnificent collection of ancient monuments, Renaissance masterpieces, spectacular churches and enough political intrigue to keep historians employed until the end of civilisation. For centuries, armies have marched upon Rome, emperors have ruled from it, popes have governed it and tourists have wandered around wondering why nobody thought to install more public lavatories. But in 1944, the city faced a rather more immediate difficulty: the Second World War. Welcome to Rome ’44: The Battle for the Eternal City, Raleigh Trevelyan’s gripping account of one of the most dramatic episodes of the Italian campaign, when Allied armies struggled towards Rome while German forces attempted to prevent them from reaching it. By early 1944, Italy had become an extraordinarily complicated battlefield. Mussolini’s regime had collapsed, Italy had surrendered to the Allies, and German forces had occupied much of the country, apparently deciding that losing one’s principal European ally was no reason to relinquish its territory. The Allies, meanwhile, had discovered that advancing north through mountainous Italy was considerably more difficult than it appeared on a map. German defensive positions, determined resistance, dreadful weather and unforgiving terrain combined to make progress painfully slow and catastrophically expensive. The battles around Monte Cassino and the Allied landings at Anzio became defining episodes of the campaign, involving enormous sacrifices and military decisions that remain controversial. And beyond these battlefields stood Rome, a city of immense historical, religious and symbolic importance, whose liberation would provide a badly needed political and psychological victory. Trevelyan examines the struggle for the Italian capital with an appreciation of both the military operations and the experiences of people caught within the conflict. Soldiers confronted the brutality of combat, civilians endured occupation and uncertainty, and political leaders attempted to reconcile strategic ambition with the inconvenient realities of warfare. Rome itself presented an extraordinary dilemma. Here was a city containing some of humanity’s greatest artistic and architectural treasures, threatened by a modern conflict in which high explosives were not particularly discriminating about the historical significance of whatever happened to be nearby. The eventual liberation of Rome on 4 June 1944 represented a major Allied success, although its international impact was almost immediately overshadowed by the Normandy landings two days later. After months of desperate fighting, the soldiers who entered the Eternal City had approximately forty-eight hours to enjoy the headlines. Trevelyan’s account captures the military, political and human dimensions of this remarkable period, examining an episode of the war in which the fate of one of Europe’s most celebrated cities hung in the balance. Originally published in 1981, this Book Club Associates edition offers an absorbing contribution to the history of the Italian campaign, combining wartime drama with the distinctive atmosphere of Rome under occupation and during liberation. This copy is offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, with a slanted spine, reflecting its previous reading life. An honest reading copy rather than an immaculate collector’s specimen, but entirely suitable for anyone more interested in the history inside than achieving perfect alignment on the bookshelf. An excellent acquisition for enthusiasts of Second World War history, the Italian campaign and the complex military operations that brought Allied forces into Rome. A compelling account of courage, suffering, strategic ambition and the extraordinary difficulties of fighting a modern war in a country already overflowing with ancient history. Because Rome may not have been built in a day. But liberating it took rather longer than the Allied commanders originally hoped. And just when they finally succeeded, everybody started talking about Normandy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7729/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rome-44-oct-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7728 I Celebrate Myself - The Somewhat Private Life of Allen Ginsberg by Bill Morgan I Celebrate Myself: The Somewhat Private Life of Allen Ginsberg (2006) – Bill Morgan Viking | ISBN: 9780670037964 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Allen Ginsberg. Poet, revolutionary, Buddhist, countercultural icon and a man who apparently regarded the entire concept of conventional respectability as an unfortunate misunderstanding. While most people spend their lives attempting to conceal their personal peculiarities, Ginsberg made a distinguished literary career out of announcing his to the world, preferably at considerable volume and in the company of other individuals whose behaviour would have horrified the average suburban dinner party. Welcome to I Celebrate Myself: The Somewhat Private Life of Allen Ginsberg, Bill Morgan’s substantial and revealing biography of one of the twentieth century’s most influential, controversial and gloriously unconventional literary figures. Born in 1926, Ginsberg emerged as a central figure in the Beat Generation, that remarkable collection of writers, poets and assorted cultural troublemakers who decided that post-war America was suffering from an excess of conformity, materialism and people wearing respectable suits while pretending to be happy. Alongside Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs and other literary rebels, Ginsberg helped challenge traditional attitudes towards poetry, sexuality, spirituality and personal freedom. His groundbreaking poem Howl, first published in 1956, became a defining work of American counterculture and the subject of a celebrated obscenity trial, demonstrating that nothing attracts public attention quite like the authorities announcing that something is too shocking for respectable citizens to read. Naturally, everybody immediately wanted a copy. But Ginsberg’s life was considerably more complicated than a succession of literary scandals and enthusiastic performances before audiences of unconventional young people. Morgan, who knew Ginsberg and worked as his archivist and bibliographer, draws upon an extraordinary wealth of personal and documentary material to examine the relationships, anxieties, ambitions and contradictions behind the public personality. The biography explores Ginsberg’s family background, his relationship with his mother Naomi, his friendships with fellow Beat writers and his enduring emotional connection with poet Peter Orlovsky. It also follows his growing involvement in Buddhism, political activism and the cultural upheavals of the 1960s. Ginsberg became an outspoken opponent of the Vietnam War, a campaigner for personal freedoms and an enthusiastic participant in an extraordinary assortment of demonstrations, gatherings and artistic experiments. His conviction that poetry could challenge political authority was admirable, although one suspects the average government official was not entirely prepared for the prospect of being confronted by a bearded poet chanting in the street. Morgan’s portrait reveals a man of remarkable generosity, intellectual curiosity and creative energy, but also considerable personal complexity. Behind the celebrated public figure stood an individual navigating difficult relationships, artistic rivalries, emotional insecurities and the practical complications of becoming an internationally recognised symbol of rebellion. Published in 2006 by Viking, this biography offers a fascinating account of literary history, American counterculture and the extraordinary personalities who helped reshape twentieth-century artistic expression. This 2006 Viking edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for enthusiasts of Beat literature, American poetry, cultural history and the gloriously unpredictable lives of writers who refused to behave themselves. A revealing journey through poetry, politics, sexuality, spirituality and the remarkable career of a man who transformed personal expression into a form of cultural revolution. Because while most people spend their lives worrying about what the neighbours might think, Allen Ginsberg seemed considerably more interested in giving the neighbours something worth worrying about. And preferably turning the resulting complaints into poetry. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7728/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-celebrate-my-life-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Viking 9780670037964 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7727 Heart of the Storm - The Genesis of the Air Campaign Against Iraq by Richard T Reynolds Heart of the Storm: The Genesis of the Air Campaign Against Iraq (1995) – Richard T. Reynolds Air University Press | ISBN: 9781585660520 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Modern warfare. A magnificent demonstration of humanity’s ability to combine extraordinary technological sophistication with the ancient and apparently incurable habit of settling political disagreements by blowing things up. By the late twentieth century, military aviation had progressed from fragile aircraft dropping bombs largely through optimism to immensely complicated flying weapons systems capable of striking targets hundreds of miles away with remarkable precision. Naturally, the politicians were delighted, particularly when somebody explained that the whole business might be concluded before the next election. Welcome to Heart of the Storm: The Genesis of the Air Campaign Against Iraq, Richard T. Reynolds’s detailed examination of the planning and development of the coalition air offensive during the 1991 Gulf War, one of the most significant demonstrations of modern air power in military history. The story begins with Iraq’s invasion of Kuwait in August 1990, when Saddam Hussein’s government decided that the neighbouring country’s sovereignty was an inconvenient obstacle to territorial ambition. Unfortunately for Baghdad, the international community took a rather dim view of this arrangement, and an enormous American-led military coalition began assembling in the Persian Gulf. What followed was Operation Desert Shield, an extraordinary logistical undertaking involving the deployment of hundreds of thousands of personnel, aircraft, vehicles and enough military equipment to make even the Pentagon’s accountants reach nervously for their calculators. But assembling an army was only part of the challenge. Before coalition ground forces could begin their offensive, military planners had to devise an air campaign capable of undermining Iraq’s command structure, air defences, communications, military infrastructure and ability to wage war. Reynolds examines how that campaign was conceived, organised and refined, exploring the people, decisions and strategic thinking behind what became Operation Desert Storm. Particular attention falls upon the development of the air plan, the competing priorities of military commanders and the complex relationship between strategic objectives and operational realities. Air warfare, it turns out, involves considerably more than selecting a target, climbing into an aircraft and hoping everybody remembers to bring the appropriate ammunition. The campaign brought together stealth aircraft, precision-guided weapons, electronic warfare, conventional bombing and an unprecedented degree of coordination between different branches of the armed forces. Yet behind the impressive technology stood human planners attempting to anticipate enemy reactions, reconcile conflicting requirements and transform ambitious strategic ideas into practical military operations. There is something wonderfully ironic about the extraordinary complexity required to make modern warfare appear effortless. Television audiences watched carefully selected images of precision strikes, while behind the scenes enormous organisations struggled with intelligence assessments, targeting decisions, logistics and the familiar military difficulty of persuading different departments to agree upon anything. Published in 1995 by Air University Press, this study offers a valuable perspective on the evolution of American air-power doctrine and the planning that preceded one of the defining military campaigns of the late twentieth century. This 1995 edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for military historians, aviation enthusiasts, students of strategy and readers interested in the operational history of the Gulf War. A substantial examination of the intellectual and organisational machinery behind modern air warfare, demonstrating that military campaigns are often shaped as decisively in planning rooms as they are in the skies. Because while the public sees aircraft, explosions and dramatic television briefings, somebody first has to work out precisely what the aircraft are supposed to accomplish. And preferably ensure that everyone is working from the same map. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7727/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heart-of-the-storm-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Air University Press 9781585660520 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7726 Square Mile of Murder - Horrific Glasgow Murders by Jack House Square Mile of Murder: Horrific Glasgow Murders (2002) – Jack House Black & White Publishing | ISBN: 9781902927411 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Glasgow. A magnificent city of imposing Victorian architecture, industrial achievement, formidable humour and a population renowned for its ability to deliver an insult with such extraordinary wit that the recipient may find themselves laughing before realising they’ve been thoroughly demolished. But beneath the city’s proud history of shipbuilding, commerce and cultural accomplishment lies another, rather less reassuring tradition: murder. And Glasgow, it must be said, has produced some particularly memorable examples. Welcome to Square Mile of Murder: Horrific Glasgow Murders, Jack House’s chilling exploration of notorious killings and criminal investigations associated with Scotland’s great industrial city. Here, the familiar streets and respectable buildings of Glasgow become the backdrop to stories of violence, deception, suspicious deaths and the extraordinary things human beings are capable of doing to one another when ordinary disagreements become catastrophically unpleasant. Jack House was one of Glasgow’s best-known journalists, broadcasters and local historians, a writer whose fascination with the city’s colourful past extended well beyond its celebrated buildings and distinguished citizens. He understood that urban history is not merely a procession of civic achievements, famous personalities and ceremonial occasions. Sometimes it involves a body, a suspiciously convenient explanation and a detective who refuses to believe that everything is quite as straightforward as it appears. Among the city’s most infamous criminal cases is that of Dr Edward Pritchard, the nineteenth-century physician whose domestic arrangements included the deeply questionable practice of poisoning people close to him. His crimes brought scandal to Victorian Glasgow, demonstrating that professional respectability and a medical qualification were not necessarily reliable indicators of moral character. Then there is Madeleine Smith, whose celebrated 1857 trial for the alleged poisoning of her lover became one of Scotland’s great courtroom sensations. Romantic correspondence, social expectations and an exceptionally inconvenient death combined to produce a legal drama whose outcome has fascinated generations of criminal historians. Glasgow’s criminal past offers no shortage of such stories, where apparently ordinary households conceal extraordinary secrets and the polished exterior of respectable society proves a remarkably unreliable guide to what is happening behind closed doors. House approaches this darker side of local history with a storyteller’s appreciation of character, atmosphere and the unsettling details that distinguish genuine criminal cases from the comfortable inventions of detective fiction. There is something especially disturbing about historical murder investigations. Modern forensic science, DNA profiling and sophisticated surveillance were unavailable to nineteenth-century detectives, who frequently depended upon witness testimony, circumstantial evidence and the occasional fortunate discovery that somebody had purchased an unusually large quantity of poison. The consequences could be dramatic, particularly when a person’s fate depended upon the persuasiveness of competing barristers and the conclusions of a jury. This 2002 Black & White Publishing edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for enthusiasts of Scottish true crime, Glasgow local history, Victorian criminal investigations and the occasionally alarming relationship between domestic respectability and murderous behaviour. A fascinating journey into Glasgow’s darker history, where familiar streets conceal extraordinary stories and the past proves every bit as disturbing as the modern crime headlines. Because while Glasgow has long been celebrated for its humour, hospitality and extraordinary civic character, some of its historical residents displayed rather less admirable talents. And a useful reminder that when somebody describes a neighbourhood as being full of character, it might be sensible to inquire precisely what sort of characters they have in mind. Particularly if one of them happens to be a doctor with an unusually enthusiastic interest in arsenic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7726/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/square-,ile-of-murder-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Black and White Publishing 9781902927411 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7724 Human Anatomy for Artists by Andras Szunyoghy and Gyorgy Feher Human Anatomy for Artists (2000) – András Szunyoghy and György Fehér Könemann | ISBN: 9783829005739 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The human body. A magnificent feat of biological engineering, consisting of approximately 206 bones, hundreds of muscles and an extraordinarily complicated arrangement of joints, tendons and ligaments, all somehow cooperating to keep us upright, moving and occasionally falling over in public. It is also one of the most difficult subjects an artist can attempt to draw, particularly when the model insists upon possessing elbows, knees and fingers that refuse to behave according to the artist’s expectations. Welcome to Human Anatomy for Artists, András Szunyoghy and György Fehér’s impressive exploration of the extraordinary machinery beneath the human skin, created for artists who have discovered that drawing a convincing person involves considerably more than attaching four limbs and a head to something vaguely resembling a torso. For centuries, artists have struggled with the complexities of human anatomy. Leonardo da Vinci famously investigated the body through meticulous anatomical studies, while generations of painters and sculptors subsequently devoted themselves to understanding the relationships between muscles, bones, movement and proportion. Unfortunately, the human skeleton is not quite as straightforward as it first appears. The shoulder is a remarkably elaborate arrangement, the spine contains enough individual components to make an engineer nervous, and the human hand possesses an almost vindictive determination to look wrong whenever somebody attempts to draw one. This substantial anatomical reference brings together detailed illustrations and systematic explanations of the body’s underlying structures, helping artists understand how the skeleton supports movement, how muscles influence surface appearance and why the human figure changes shape so dramatically depending upon its position. Szunyoghy’s accomplished anatomical drawings, combined with Fehér’s anatomical expertise, provide a valuable bridge between scientific knowledge and artistic practice. Rather than merely encouraging readers to copy the outline of a model, the book explores the structures responsible for producing those outlines in the first place. The result is a fascinating journey through the human form, from skeletal construction to musculature and the intricate mechanisms responsible for posture, movement and expression. Naturally, understanding anatomy does not automatically transform somebody into Michelangelo. One can memorise every major muscle in the human body and still produce a portrait resembling a disappointed potato. Nevertheless, the knowledge certainly improves one’s chances. The book is particularly useful for life drawing, painting, sculpture and illustration, offering the kind of detailed reference material that serious artists return to repeatedly throughout their careers. There is something wonderfully ironic about the fact that human beings spend their entire lives inhabiting bodies whose construction they barely understand. We manage to walk, run, dance and occasionally perform elaborate gymnastic manoeuvres without knowing precisely which muscles are responsible, yet ask somebody to draw a realistic knee and the entire arrangement becomes an anatomical mystery. This 2000 Könemann edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for artists, illustrators, sculptors, art students and anyone fascinated by the remarkable engineering of the human body. A beautifully conceived reference work demonstrating that artistic talent and anatomical knowledge make particularly effective companions. Because drawing the human figure convincingly requires more than imagination, observation and a decent pencil. Sometimes you really do need to know where all the bones go. Especially when your portrait has somehow acquired three elbows. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7724/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/human-anatomy-oct-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Konemann 9783829005739 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7723 Scottish Short Stories 1983 by Joan Lingard Scottish Short Stories 1983 (1983) – Joan Lingard Collins | ISBN: 9780002227087 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Scotland. A magnificent country of rugged mountains, ancient castles, dramatic coastlines, formidable weather and a population possessing an extraordinary talent for combining dry humour with the firm conviction that life is considerably less impressive than other people claim. It is also a nation with a rich literary tradition, where storytelling has flourished for centuries, frequently involving hardship, ambition, complicated relationships and individuals whose principal talent is making their own lives unnecessarily difficult. Welcome to Scottish Short Stories 1983, a collection associated with acclaimed Scottish writer Joan Lingard, bringing together the pleasures of short fiction and the distinctive character of Scotland’s literary imagination. The short story is a wonderfully economical art form. Unlike the novelist, who may require six hundred pages to explain why two people are unhappy, the short-story writer must establish characters, develop a situation and deliver something meaningful before the reader has finished their second cup of tea. It requires precision, imagination and the ability to recognise that life’s most revealing moments are not necessarily its most spectacular. Scottish writing has long demonstrated a particular aptitude for this form, combining sharp social observation with humour, psychological insight and an appreciation of the extraordinary behaviour lurking beneath apparently ordinary lives. The landscape of Scottish fiction extends far beyond the familiar romantic images of mist-covered glens, Highland cattle and solitary pipers standing heroically upon windswept hills. It encompasses industrial towns, working-class communities, rural isolation, family relationships, social change and the complicated business of belonging to a society whose traditions can be both comforting and restrictive. Joan Lingard, widely admired for her fiction for younger readers and adults, is particularly associated with thoughtful portrayals of human relationships, identity and the tensions created by social and cultural divisions. Her name provides a distinguished literary association for this 1983 collection. There is something especially appealing about an anthology from a particular year. It captures a moment in literary culture, preserving the voices, concerns and storytelling approaches associated with its period. In 1983, Scotland was experiencing the economic and social consequences of industrial decline, political change and evolving national identity, providing a rich background against which contemporary literature could be understood. Naturally, not every Scottish story needs to involve a political argument, a collapsing shipyard or somebody staring meaningfully across a rain-soaked moor. Sometimes the most memorable fiction concerns something as apparently insignificant as an awkward conversation, an unexpected visitor or a family secret that really ought to have remained buried. That is the beauty of the short story. It can turn the ordinary into something extraordinary without requiring the reader to sacrifice an entire weekend. This 1983 Collins edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for enthusiasts of Scottish literature, collectors of short-fiction anthologies and readers who appreciate discovering a variety of literary voices within a single volume. An inviting excursion into Scottish storytelling, offering the pleasures of compact fiction without the inconvenience of committing oneself to a twelve-volume family saga. And a reminder that Scotland’s greatest exports have never been limited to whisky, tartan and exceedingly talented football supporters. It has also produced generations of writers capable of telling a magnificent story. Often with fewer words than the average Englishman requires to apologise for being late. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7723/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scottish-short-stories-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780002227087 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7722 Lighthouses of England and Wales by Derrick Jackson Lighthouses of England and Wales (1975) – Derrick Jackson David & Charles | ISBN: 0715369024 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Lighthouses. Those magnificent monuments to humanity’s determination not to sail directly into large pieces of rock, particularly in the middle of the night when the weather is dreadful and the captain has already begun questioning his career choices. Perched upon windswept cliffs, isolated reefs and spectacularly inconvenient stretches of coastline, they have spent centuries warning mariners that the land ahead is considerably closer than anyone aboard the ship would ideally prefer. Welcome to Lighthouses of England and Wales, Derrick Jackson’s exploration of the remarkable coastal sentinels that have guided generations of sailors safely through some of Britain’s most treacherous waters. England and Wales possess an extraordinary variety of lighthouses, from elegant towers overlooking peaceful seaside towns to formidable structures standing defiantly upon rocks that disappear beneath enormous waves whenever the weather becomes sufficiently enthusiastic. Their purpose is beautifully straightforward: provide a reliable warning before an approaching vessel discovers the coastline through the traditional but regrettably expensive method of colliding with it. Achieving this, however, demanded considerable ingenuity. Lighthouse engineers had to overcome difficult terrain, unpredictable seas and the extraordinary challenge of constructing permanent buildings in locations where even standing upright could become a serious undertaking. Then there were the keepers, those hardy individuals whose professional responsibilities included maintaining powerful lamps, polishing optical equipment, monitoring weather conditions and generally ensuring that the lighthouse continued functioning regardless of whether the Atlantic Ocean was attempting to remove it from its foundations. It sounds wonderfully romantic. Solitude, spectacular views, the soothing sound of waves and an enviable absence of irritating neighbours. Until the winter storms arrive. Jackson’s subject offers a fascinating journey through the history, architecture and maritime significance of these distinctive structures, exploring the practical problems of coastal navigation and the technological developments that made increasingly effective warning lights possible. The evolution of lighthouse illumination is a particularly remarkable story. From early fires and relatively primitive lamps to sophisticated optical systems employing powerful lenses, engineers continually improved the ability to project light across dangerous waters. The great Fresnel lens, in particular, represented a triumph of optical engineering, concentrating light into beams visible over considerable distances without requiring somebody to construct an enormous bonfire on top of every headland. Published in 1975 by David & Charles, a respected publisher of transport, industrial and regional history, this volume also belongs to an interesting period when many British lighthouses were still staffed, although automation was gradually transforming an occupation that had endured for generations. For maritime enthusiasts, these older publications offer a valuable historical perspective on buildings and equipment that have sometimes been altered, modernised or retired from active service. This 1975 David & Charles edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for lighthouse enthusiasts, maritime historians, collectors of nautical literature and anyone fascinated by Britain’s remarkable coastal engineering heritage. A charming exploration of the towers, lights and isolated outposts that helped generations of seafarers navigate the dangerous waters surrounding England and Wales. And a reminder that while sailors may receive the glory for discovering distant lands, lighthouse keepers performed the equally important task of ensuring they didn’t accidentally rediscover Britain at thirty knots. Preferably without taking half the coastline home with them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7722/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lighthousees-of-england-and-wales-oct-2026.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9780715369029 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7721 Lighthouses and Lightships by Lee Chadwick Lighthouses and Lightships (1974) – Lee Chadwick Dennis Dobson | ISBN: 0234775513 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Lighthouses. Those magnificent towers constructed on remote headlands, treacherous rocks and windswept islands for the express purpose of informing sailors that they are approaching somewhere they would very much prefer not to be. For centuries, they have stood against the fury of the sea, offering reassurance to mariners, employment to unusually solitary individuals and endless opportunities for photographers to capture enormous waves crashing dramatically against perfectly respectable buildings. Welcome to Lighthouses and Lightships, Lee Chadwick’s fascinating exploration of the structures, vessels and maritime traditions that have helped keep ships away from dangerous coastlines, hidden reefs and other unfortunate geographical surprises. Before satellite navigation, sophisticated electronic charts and automated positioning systems transformed maritime travel, the lighthouse was one of the most important features of coastal navigation. Its purpose was beautifully straightforward: shine a powerful light into the darkness and hope that the approaching captain possessed sufficient intelligence to steer away from the rocks. Naturally, achieving this apparently simple objective required extraordinary engineering ingenuity. Lighthouses had to withstand ferocious storms, relentless saltwater corrosion and the occasional wave large enough to convince their occupants that the entire Atlantic Ocean had developed a personal grievance. Their foundations needed to remain secure, their lamps had to function reliably, and their keepers were expected to maintain everything under circumstances that would make an ordinary workplace health-and-safety inspection seem positively recreational. Then there were the lightships, those remarkable floating alternatives deployed where constructing a permanent lighthouse was impractical or prohibitively expensive. Anchored near dangerous shoals and shipping routes, these specially equipped vessels provided vital navigational warnings while their crews endured the considerable pleasure of remaining in approximately the same position during storms that sent everybody else racing for shelter. Imagine spending your working life aboard a ship whose principal function is never to go anywhere. And which occasionally attempts to throw you out of bed simply because the weather has become enthusiastic. Chadwick’s subject brings together maritime history, engineering achievement and the human experience of maintaining navigational safety in some of the most exposed locations imaginable. From the development of lighting equipment and distinctive lighthouse structures to the role of lightships in protecting commercial shipping, it is a world of ingenuity, determination and extraordinary practical achievement. Published in 1974, this volume also captures an important period in maritime history, when traditional lighthouse keeping and manned lightships still formed part of coastal navigation, although automation and changing technology were beginning to transform the profession. There is something particularly romantic about the lighthouse keeper’s existence, at least when viewed from a comfortable armchair. Solitude, spectacular views and the soothing sound of the sea all sound delightful until one considers the isolation, maintenance responsibilities and occasional necessity of climbing a tower during a violent winter storm. This 1974 Dennis Dobson edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for enthusiasts of maritime history, lighthouse collectors, nautical engineers and anyone fascinated by the extraordinary structures built to protect those who venture onto the world’s oceans. A charming exploration of Britain’s great maritime traditions and the ingenious efforts made to prevent ships from becoming permanent additions to the coastline. Because while sailors have always dreamed of discovering new lands, the sensible ones generally preferred not to discover them by accidentally sailing straight into them. Particularly at three o’clock in the morning. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7721/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lighthouses-and-lightships-oct-2026.jpg 8.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dennis Dobson 9780234775516 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7720 VW Bus - The First 50 Years 1949-1999 by Keith Seume VW Bus: The First 50 Years 1949–1999 (1999) – Keith Seume MBI Publishing | ISBN: 9781901432268 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Volkswagen Bus. A magnificent automotive achievement that somehow managed to become a delivery van, family transporter, mobile bedroom, surf wagon, hippie headquarters and international symbol of freedom, all while possessing the aerodynamic sophistication of a garden shed. Few vehicles have inspired such extraordinary affection, particularly among people who appear perfectly content to spend several hours travelling at forty miles an hour while listening to an engine that sounds as though it is operating from inside a biscuit tin. Welcome to VW Bus: The First 50 Years 1949–1999, Keith Seume’s celebration of one of the most recognisable and enduring vehicles in motoring history, tracing half a century of Volkswagen’s wonderfully versatile Transporter and its many remarkable transformations. The story begins in the years following the Second World War, when Volkswagen was establishing itself as a major manufacturer and the practical possibilities of its humble Beetle mechanical components were becoming increasingly apparent. The resulting Type 2 Transporter, introduced in 1950, was a masterpiece of functional simplicity. Its box-like body provided generous interior space, its rear-mounted engine left the front available for passengers and cargo, and its mechanical arrangements were sufficiently straightforward to encourage generations of enthusiastic owners to attempt repairs using little more than a spanner, optimism and several questionable suggestions from a neighbour. The early split-screen models became particularly beloved, with their distinctive divided windscreens, rounded bodywork and charmingly upright driving position. The later bay-window Transporters introduced improvements in visibility, comfort and practicality, although nobody was under any illusions that the vehicle had suddenly transformed itself into a luxury express. Over the decades, the VW Bus appeared in an astonishing variety of forms. Panel vans delivered goods, minibuses transported passengers, camper conversions carried adventurous families across Europe, and beautifully appointed Samba models demonstrated that even a humble commercial vehicle could acquire an unexpectedly glamorous personality. Then came the 1960s, when the Volkswagen Bus achieved something rather more extraordinary than commercial success: it became a cultural icon. Adopted by surfers, travellers, musicians and the counterculture, the modest Transporter became associated with freedom, communal living and the optimistic belief that life’s problems could be solved by driving towards the coast with several friends, a sleeping bag and an adequate supply of sandwiches. Naturally, the mechanical reality was sometimes less romantic. Rust proved enthusiastic, engines occasionally objected to sustained effort, and climbing steep hills could become an exercise in patience and philosophical reflection. Keith Seume explores the development, character and lasting appeal of these distinctive machines, celebrating their engineering, varied body styles and extraordinary place in automotive culture. This 1999 MBI Publishing edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for Volkswagen enthusiasts, classic camper owners, restoration devotees and anyone fascinated by the remarkable history of the world’s most famous little bus. A splendid tribute to fifty years of practical engineering, unconventional adventure and automotive individuality. Because while modern motorhomes offer satellite television, climate control and enough luxury equipment to rival a small hotel, the classic VW Bus provided something altogether simpler. A steering wheel, a bed, a small engine and the freedom to go wherever the road might lead. Eventually. Provided there wasn’t a particularly steep hill along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7720/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vw-bus--the-first-50-years-1949-1999-oct-2026.jpg 35.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MBI Publishing 9781901432268 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7719 Shadow of the Light by Bill Brandt Shadow of Light (1977) – Bill Brandt Da Capo Press | ISBN: 0306708582 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Photography. That remarkable invention which allows humanity to preserve fleeting moments, capture extraordinary beauty and provide permanent evidence that somebody once thought those trousers were fashionable. Most photographers attempt to reproduce the world as faithfully as possible. Bill Brandt, however, was considerably more interested in discovering what happened when light, darkness, perspective and imagination conspired to make ordinary reality look thoroughly unfamiliar. Welcome to Shadow of Light, a magnificent collection of photographs by one of Britain’s most influential twentieth-century photographers, a man whose ability to transform streets, landscapes, faces and human bodies into extraordinary visual compositions helped redefine the possibilities of the photographic image. Brandt’s work occupies a fascinating territory between documentary observation and artistic invention. His early photographs captured the contrasts of British society, from the privileged interiors of wealthy households to the industrial landscapes and working-class communities of the 1930s. Here was a country divided by class, wealth and circumstance, recorded through the lens of a photographer whose fascination with atmosphere and human experience extended well beyond straightforward social reporting. But Brandt was never content merely to document what stood before him. As his career developed, he increasingly experimented with dramatic lighting, unusual viewpoints and striking contrasts between black and white. Ordinary rooms became mysterious spaces, familiar landscapes acquired an unsettling grandeur, and the human figure could be transformed into an almost abstract arrangement of curves, shadows and unexpected shapes. His celebrated studies of nudes are particularly distinctive, employing extreme perspectives and wide-angle distortion to create images in which bodies become sculptural forms, sometimes appearing more like strange natural landscapes than conventional photographic portraits. Naturally, this required a certain willingness to disregard the traditional advice that a photograph ought to make its subject look normal. Brandt preferred something considerably more interesting. The title Shadow of Light perfectly captures his fascination with the relationship between illumination and darkness. In his photographs, shadows are not merely unfortunate areas where the lighting technician has failed to do his job. They are essential elements of composition, giving ordinary scenes mystery, tension and emotional depth. There is something wonderfully ironic about a photographer whose medium depends entirely upon light becoming so celebrated for his mastery of darkness. Yet Brandt understood that what a photograph conceals can be just as important as what it reveals. Originally published in 1966, Shadow of Light became a significant retrospective of Brandt’s photographic achievement, bringing together images that illustrate his remarkable versatility and distinctive artistic vision. This 1977 Da Capo Press edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for collectors of photographic literature, students of twentieth-century visual culture and admirers of British documentary and fine-art photography. A fascinating visual journey through a world transformed by one man’s extraordinary eye, where industrial streets, elegant interiors, mysterious landscapes and human forms become exercises in atmosphere, imagination and artistic perception. Because while most people point a camera at something interesting and hope for the best, Bill Brandt understood that the real art lies in deciding what to reveal, what to hide and precisely where the shadows should fall. And proof that even the darkest corners of Britain can produce something beautiful. Provided, of course, somebody knows what they’re doing with the light. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7719/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shadow-of-the-light-oct-2026.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Da Capo Press 9780306708589 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7718 MG - A Pictorial History by John Tipler MG: A Pictorial History (1995) – John Tipler Crowood Press | ISBN: 9781852239237 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books MG. Two little letters that have inspired nearly a century of enthusiasm, loyalty, mechanical frustration and the extraordinary British conviction that driving with the roof down in freezing rain is not merely acceptable but positively character-building. Few manufacturers have produced so many charming sports cars, inspired so many devoted owners or provided so many opportunities for otherwise sensible people to spend entire weekends lying beneath machinery with oil dripping into their hair. Welcome to MG: A Pictorial History, John Tipler’s illustrated celebration of one of Britain’s most beloved motoring marques, tracing the cars, personalities and engineering developments that transformed Morris Garages from an Oxford business into an internationally recognised symbol of affordable sporting motoring. The story begins in the 1920s with Cecil Kimber, whose enthusiasm for making ordinary Morris cars rather more exciting helped establish MG’s distinctive identity. While respectable motorists were content to travel sedately from one destination to another, Kimber recognised an important commercial opportunity among people who preferred to arrive with their hair dishevelled, their pulse elevated and the occasional suspicion that a component might have shaken loose along the way. From the elegant pre-war Midgets and sporting machines of the 1930s to the celebrated post-war T-series, MGA, MGB and later models, MG developed an extraordinary reputation for cars that combined attractive styling, lively handling and a sense of occasion entirely disproportionate to their modest size. The MG TC, with its sweeping wings, wire wheels and upright radiator, helped introduce American enthusiasts to the peculiar delights of British sports cars after the Second World War. The MGA brought modern styling and improved performance, while the MGB became one of the most successful and recognisable British sports cars ever produced. Naturally, the cars were not without their eccentricities. Weather protection could be optimistic, electrical systems occasionally displayed independent personalities, and corrosion regarded certain parts of the bodywork as an especially welcoming environment. Nevertheless, enthusiasts remained devoted, arguing that such inconveniences were simply part of the authentic British motoring experience. Tipler’s pictorial approach makes this volume particularly appealing, allowing the distinctive shapes and changing styles of MG cars to tell much of the story. From early sporting roadsters to increasingly sophisticated later designs, the marque’s evolution provides a fascinating record of Britain’s automotive ambitions, triumphs and occasional industrial misfortunes. There is something wonderfully nostalgic about an illustrated history of MG. These were cars designed to be driven and enjoyed rather than insulated from the road by electronic systems and enough luxury equipment to furnish a respectable sitting room. Published in 1995 by Crowood Press, this volume is an attractive addition to the literature of British motoring history, celebrating a manufacturer whose influence extended far beyond the number of vehicles it produced. This 1995 edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for MG owners, classic car enthusiasts, restoration devotees and collectors of illustrated automotive histories. A splendid visual journey through the machines that helped make MG an enduring symbol of British sporting motoring. Because while modern sports cars offer enormous horsepower, sophisticated electronics and climate-controlled comfort, the classic MG provides something arguably more rewarding. The wind in your hair, the sound of the engine and the exhilarating uncertainty of whether you’ll reach your destination without opening the bonnet. And if you don’t, at least you’ll have something to talk about at the next owners’ club meeting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7718/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-pictorial-history-oct-2026.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood 9781852239237 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7717 The Gulag Archipelago - Vol 2 by Alexsander Solzhenitsyn The Gulag Archipelago – Volume 2 (1976) – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Fontana | ISBN: 0006337872 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Soviet Union. A workers’ paradise, according to the official brochures, where the proletariat had seized the means of production, class exploitation had supposedly been abolished, and everyone was marching triumphantly towards a glorious socialist future. Unfortunately, anyone expressing insufficient enthusiasm for this magnificent arrangement could find themselves dispatched to a remote labour camp, where the opportunities for revolutionary self-improvement included chopping timber, digging canals and attempting to survive a Siberian winter on rations that would barely satisfy a moderately hungry pigeon. Welcome to The Gulag Archipelago – Volume 2, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn’s monumental investigation into one of the twentieth century’s most appalling systems of political repression. Having survived imprisonment in the Soviet labour-camp system himself, Solzhenitsyn devoted years to documenting the extraordinary machinery of terror that operated behind the Soviet Union’s carefully cultivated image of socialist progress. Drawing upon personal experience, survivor testimony and painstaking research, he created a work that exposed the bureaucratic brutality of a state supposedly dedicated to the liberation of humanity. And what a bureaucracy it was. Arrests, interrogations, fabricated accusations, arbitrary sentences and forced labour became components of a vast apparatus in which individuals could disappear into the penal system for offences ranging from political opposition to telling an insufficiently flattering joke about Joseph Stalin. Volume Two continues this devastating examination, concentrating particularly upon the workings of the camps themselves and the experiences of those condemned to inhabit them. Solzhenitsyn describes the routines, hierarchies, hardships and survival strategies of prisoners trapped within a system where human beings were treated as expendable resources. The grim irony is almost overwhelming. A government proclaiming the dignity of labour maintained an enormous network of forced labour camps. A political system promising equality developed extraordinary privileges for its ruling elite. And a state claiming to represent ordinary workers created institutions in which countless ordinary workers were imprisoned, exploited and destroyed. Solzhenitsyn’s achievement lies not merely in documenting suffering but in examining the moral and political mechanisms that allowed such suffering to become an accepted instrument of government. His writing combines testimony, historical investigation, philosophical reflection and savage irony, exposing both the cruelty of the system and the extraordinary human capacity for endurance. Originally published in the 1970s, The Gulag Archipelago became an international literary and political sensation, profoundly influencing Western understanding of Soviet repression. It remains an essential work for anyone studying totalitarianism, political imprisonment and the consequences of placing unlimited power in the hands of an unaccountable state. This 1976 Fontana paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an important addition to collections of twentieth-century history, Russian literature, political philosophy and accounts of human survival under extreme oppression. A harrowing, intellectually formidable and historically significant work that strips away the comforting language of ideology to reveal the human consequences beneath. Because it is relatively easy to promise a perfect society. The difficulties begin when people notice that perfection requires secret police, censorship, mass imprisonment and a seemingly inexhaustible supply of barbed wire. And when the state insists that everybody is happy, the sensible question is why so many people are afraid to disagree. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7717/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-gulag-archipelago-vol-2-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006337874 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7715 The Little Book of Microcars by Adam Quellin The Little Book of Microcars (2010) – Adam Quellin Veloce Publishing | ISBN: 9781845842789 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books Microcars. Those wonderfully eccentric little machines produced when somebody looks at an ordinary motor car and decides that it contains an entirely unnecessary quantity of metal, horsepower, passenger accommodation and dignity. Why have four comfortable seats, a substantial engine and respectable luggage space when you could squeeze into something resembling a motorised biscuit tin, struggle heroically up a modest incline and attract more attention than a Rolls-Royce parked outside Buckingham Palace? Welcome to The Little Book of Microcars, Adam Quellin’s delightful celebration of the smallest, strangest and most endearing automobiles ever to escape from the drawing boards of enthusiastic engineers. The microcar phenomenon flourished particularly during the years following the Second World War, when much of Europe was recovering from economic devastation, petrol was expensive and ordinary families desperately needed affordable transport. Manufacturers responded with a remarkable assortment of tiny vehicles that offered the exciting possibility of staying dry while travelling, provided it wasn’t raining too heavily. From the unmistakable bubble-shaped BMW Isetta to the Messerschmitt KR200, Heinkel Kabine, Peel P50 and assorted three-wheeled contraptions, the microcar world produced some of the most imaginative solutions to personal transportation ever devised. The Isetta, famously entered through a door at the front, demonstrated that conventional automotive design was clearly suffering from a regrettable lack of imagination. Why waste valuable space fitting doors on the sides when the entire front of the vehicle could simply swing open? The Messerschmitt, meanwhile, looked suspiciously like a fighter aircraft that had suffered a dramatic reduction in ambition. Its tandem seating, aircraft-inspired canopy and tiny engine offered an unforgettable motoring experience, particularly for anyone who had previously enjoyed the relative security of a conventional family saloon. Then there was the Peel P50, a vehicle so small that finding a parking space became almost entirely optional. Indeed, one could practically carry the thing indoors, which presumably made explaining to the wife why there was a car in the hallway an interesting domestic challenge. Quellin explores the extraordinary variety of these miniature machines, celebrating their ingenuity, unconventional engineering and irresistible visual charm. Some were practical responses to post-war austerity, others were ambitious commercial experiments, and a few appeared to exist principally because somebody had discovered an unused lawnmower engine and developed ideas above its station. Naturally, microcars were not always particularly comfortable, fast or reassuring in heavy traffic. But they represented a fascinating period of automotive experimentation, when ingenuity frequently mattered more than performance and individuality was practically guaranteed. Published in 2010 by Veloce Publishing, this compact volume is a charming introduction to a world of motoring where small really was beautiful, although occasionally rather cramped. This 2010 edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for classic car enthusiasts, collectors of unusual vehicles and anyone fascinated by the gloriously eccentric history of European motoring. A delightful tribute to the bubble cars, three-wheelers and miniature marvels that proved automotive enjoyment need not be measured in horsepower, luxury or physical dimensions. Because while modern manufacturers compete to produce ever larger vehicles with enormous wheels and increasingly complicated electronics, the humble microcar offers a refreshingly different philosophy. Why take up two parking spaces when you could fit your entire motor car into one? Possibly with room left over for the lawnmower. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7715/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-little-book-of-microcars-oct-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781845842789 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7714 Classic Hot Rods by Bo Bertilsson Classic Hot Rods (1999) – Bo Bertilsson MBI Publishing | ISBN: 9780760307212 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Hot rods. Those magnificent mechanical creations produced when somebody looks at a perfectly respectable old American automobile and decides that what it really needs is a much larger engine, considerably less bodywork, enormous rear tyres and enough polished chrome to temporarily blind passing motorists. It is an automotive philosophy based upon the simple conviction that if a car is worth driving, it is probably worth making louder, faster and considerably more alarming to the neighbours. Welcome to Classic Hot Rods, Bo Bertilsson’s celebration of one of America’s most colourful and gloriously excessive motoring traditions, where engineering ingenuity, personal expression and an enthusiastic disregard for factory specifications combine to produce extraordinary machines. The hot rod story has its roots in the American automotive culture of the early twentieth century, particularly the years following the Second World War. Young enthusiasts discovered that ageing Ford roadsters and coupes could be transformed into formidable performance machines through the application of mechanical imagination, surplus engineering knowledge and the occasional spectacular misuse of the family savings. Why settle for a modest four-cylinder engine when a thundering V8 would fit with a little persuasion? Why retain perfectly serviceable mudguards when removing them might save weight and expose considerably more interesting machinery? And why leave a car looking as its manufacturer intended when it could be chopped, channelled, lowered and painted in a colour normally associated with radioactive confectionery? From the legendary Ford Model T and Model A to the much-loved 1932 Ford Deuce Coupe, classic hot rods developed a distinctive visual language of exposed engines, lowered rooflines, gleaming wheels, immaculate paintwork and impossibly elaborate mechanical modifications. Bertilsson’s subject celebrates the craftsmanship and creativity behind these remarkable vehicles, where the distinction between engineering and sculpture can become wonderfully difficult to identify. A carefully constructed hot rod is not merely a means of transportation. It is a rolling declaration of individuality, mechanical obsession and the owner’s willingness to spend several thousand hours perfecting something that may only be driven on sunny Sundays. Naturally, practicality is not always the highest priority. Luggage space can be minimal, fuel consumption enthusiastic and passenger comfort something best discussed before anyone attempts a long journey. But practicality was never really the point. Hot rodding represents a culture of experimentation and personal freedom, where enthusiasts compete not simply to build the fastest machine but to create something recognisably their own. The resulting cars can range from beautifully restrained traditional builds to extravagant custom creations whose paintwork alone probably costs more than an ordinary second-hand hatchback. Published in 1999 by MBI Publishing, Classic Hot Rods is an appealing addition to the literature of American custom-car culture, capturing the enduring fascination with machines that have been transformed far beyond their original manufacturer’s intentions. This 1999 edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for classic American car enthusiasts, hot rod collectors, custom builders and anyone who appreciates the extraordinary creativity involved in transforming elderly machinery into automotive works of art. A splendid celebration of horsepower, chrome, craftsmanship and the wonderfully unreasonable pursuit of mechanical perfection. Because while most people restore an old car in the hope of returning it to its original condition, the hot rod enthusiast takes one look at the original specifications and decides that the manufacturer clearly lacked ambition. And possibly a sufficiently large engine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7714/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/classic-hot-rods-oct-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MBI Publishing 9780760307212 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7713 The Fun Car Explosion by Peter Filby The Fun Car Explosion (1979) – Peter Filby Book Stop | ISBN: 0906189012 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The fun car. That glorious automotive invention designed for people who looked at an ordinary family saloon and concluded that motoring would be considerably more entertaining if the vehicle had fewer doors, less weather protection, an unnecessarily enthusiastic engine and absolutely no regard for the practicalities of transporting a week’s shopping. Welcome to The Fun Car Explosion, Peter Filby’s wonderfully evocative celebration of the extraordinary proliferation of recreational, specialist and unconventional cars that transformed the British motoring scene during the 1960s and 1970s. This was an age when motoring enthusiasts weren’t necessarily satisfied with whatever emerged from the factories of Ford, Vauxhall or British Leyland. Some wanted sports cars, others wanted beach buggies, and a particularly determined minority decided that the ideal solution was to purchase a collection of fibreglass panels, acquire a second-hand engine and construct something extraordinary in the garage. The results were frequently magnificent, occasionally alarming and not always entirely waterproof. Britain developed a remarkable cottage industry of specialist car manufacturers, kit-car companies and ambitious entrepreneurs offering alternatives to conventional motoring. From lightweight sports cars and ingenious home-built machines to eccentric recreational vehicles, the possibilities seemed almost limitless, provided the prospective owner possessed mechanical enthusiasm, a modest budget and a reassuringly flexible attitude towards reliability. Filby’s subject captures the spirit of an era when individuality mattered more than electronic sophistication, and when a car could become a source of enormous personal satisfaction simply because nobody else in the supermarket car park possessed anything remotely similar. The appeal of these machines was not always based upon outright performance. Some were designed for speed, others for leisure, and still others appeared to exist principally because their creators had developed an interesting idea and nobody had managed to persuade them that it was completely ridiculous. The widespread availability of inexpensive donor vehicles, fibreglass construction techniques and relatively straightforward mechanical components made unusual automotive projects accessible to ordinary enthusiasts. A discarded Volkswagen Beetle, for example, could acquire an entirely new personality through the application of imaginative bodywork and sufficient determination. Naturally, the resulting vehicles occasionally possessed certain shortcomings. Weather protection might be theoretical, heating could be regarded as an optional luxury, and the relationship between the bodywork and the chassis sometimes depended upon the continued goodwill of several bolts. But that was part of the adventure. Published in 1979, The Fun Car Explosion captures a fascinating moment in British automotive culture, when small manufacturers and individual enthusiasts were experimenting enthusiastically with the possibilities of personal transport before increasingly complex regulations and modern automotive technology changed the landscape. This 1979 Book Stop edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for collectors of vintage motoring literature, kit-car enthusiasts, specialist vehicle historians and anyone nostalgic for an age when building your own sports car seemed a perfectly reasonable way to spend several weekends. A delightful excursion into the imaginative, inventive and occasionally eccentric world of alternative motoring. Because while conventional manufacturers were busy producing sensible cars for sensible people, Britain’s automotive enthusiasts were asking a much more important question. What happens if we put a sports-car body on that old chassis in the shed? And, more importantly, will the wife notice that we’ve spent the holiday money on fibreglass? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7713/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fun-car-explosion-oct-2026.jpg 32.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Stop 9780906189016 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7712 Lotus - The Creative Edge by Russell Hayes Lotus: The Creative Edge (2007) – Russell Hayes Haynes Publishing | ISBN: 9781844252497 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Lotus. A name that conjures images of sleek sports cars, legendary racing drivers, revolutionary engineering and the thoroughly British conviction that a motor car should contain absolutely nothing unnecessary. Other manufacturers believed the route to success involved bigger engines, heavier bodies and increasingly luxurious interiors. Lotus founder Colin Chapman had a rather different philosophy: remove everything that doesn’t contribute to performance, and then see whether anything else can be taken off. Welcome to Lotus: The Creative Edge, Russell Hayes’s fascinating celebration of one of Britain’s most innovative automotive manufacturers, a company whose influence on motor racing and sports car design has been considerably greater than its modest size might suggest. The Lotus story begins with Chapman, an exceptionally inventive engineer whose enthusiasm for lightweight construction and imaginative technical solutions helped transform a small British enterprise into an internationally celebrated marque. His approach was beautifully straightforward. A lighter car accelerates faster, brakes more effectively and corners with greater agility. Why spend a fortune developing an enormous engine when you could simply stop carrying around unnecessary metal? It was an excellent theory, although occasionally owners might have appreciated a little more metal in certain strategically important places. From the original Lotus Seven, that gloriously minimalist collection of wheels, engine and just enough bodywork to prevent the driver falling out, to the elegant Elan, sophisticated Elite and dramatic wedge-shaped Esprit, Lotus repeatedly demonstrated that automotive excellence didn’t necessarily require the resources of a vast multinational corporation. On the racing circuit, the company’s achievements were even more extraordinary. Lotus became one of Formula One’s most influential constructors, introducing groundbreaking developments in chassis design, aerodynamics and ground-effect technology. Legendary drivers including Jim Clark, Graham Hill, Emerson Fittipaldi and Mario Andretti helped establish the marque’s formidable racing reputation, collecting championships and victories while demonstrating that Chapman’s technical imagination could regularly embarrass manufacturers with considerably larger budgets. Hayes explores the creativity that made Lotus distinctive, examining the personalities, designs and engineering ideas behind some of Britain’s most memorable performance cars. There is something wonderfully appealing about the company’s willingness to challenge conventional wisdom. Where other manufacturers sought refinement through complexity, Lotus often pursued excellence through simplicity. Unfortunately, simplicity did not always translate into effortless ownership, and generations of enthusiasts became intimately acquainted with the mechanical peculiarities of their beloved machines. The famous joke that Lotus stood for Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious may have been rather unkind, but it demonstrated the affectionate tolerance required when owning a car designed by people whose principal concern was exceptional handling rather than the longevity of the electric windows. Published in 2007 by Haynes, Lotus: The Creative Edge offers an engaging tribute to British engineering ingenuity, automotive design and the extraordinary achievements of a manufacturer that consistently punched above its weight. This 2007 edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an attractive acquisition for Lotus enthusiasts, collectors of motoring literature and anyone fascinated by the intersection of mechanical innovation, racing ambition and eccentric British determination. A splendid celebration of a company that proved ingenuity could be more valuable than horsepower, and that extraordinary performance could emerge from remarkably modest beginnings. Because while most manufacturers spent decades asking what more they could put into their cars, Colin Chapman asked what else he could take out. And if the resulting vehicle was spectacularly fast, handled beautifully and occasionally required roadside attention, well, that was all part of the ownership experience. At least the breakdown truck had plenty of room to carry it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7712/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lotus-the-creative-edge-oct-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9781844252497 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7711 Morris Minor - A Collectors Guide by Guy Saddlestone Morris Minor: A Collector’s Guide (1997) – Guy Saddlestone Motor Racing Publications | ISBN: 9781899870172 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Morris Minor. One of Britain’s most beloved motor cars, a charming little machine that somehow managed to combine modest performance, cheerful practicality and the aerodynamic sophistication of an upturned bathtub into an automotive legend. It was never particularly fast, never especially luxurious and certainly never designed to impress the neighbours with its technological wizardry. Yet millions of people adored it, and decades after production ended, enthusiasts still devote extraordinary quantities of time, money and emotional energy to keeping the little creatures alive. Welcome to Morris Minor: A Collector’s Guide, Guy Saddlestone’s celebration of the car that helped put post-war Britain on wheels, proving that an automobile doesn’t need a powerful engine, extravagant styling or electrically adjustable cup holders to become a national treasure. First introduced in 1948, the Morris Minor was the creation of the brilliant Alec Issigonis, who subsequently went on to design the Mini, thereby demonstrating a remarkable talent for producing small cars that would become considerably more famous than many vehicles costing ten times as much. The Minor offered ordinary motorists an affordable, practical and surprisingly advanced design, combining independent front suspension, excellent visibility and reassuringly predictable handling. Its distinctive rounded bodywork soon became a familiar sight throughout Britain, transporting families, tradesmen, district nurses and generations of newly qualified drivers who discovered that motoring independence came with an alarming responsibility for checking the oil. Over the years, the Minor appeared in several much-loved forms, including the traditional saloon, convertible Tourer, practical Traveller estate and hardworking van and pick-up variants. The Traveller, with its distinctive external ash-wood framing, became particularly cherished, offering the unique opportunity to own a motor car that occasionally required the attention of both a mechanic and a carpenter. Saddlestone’s collector-oriented volume is an appealing companion to the world of Morris Minor ownership, where identifying different versions, appreciating original specifications and understanding the model’s development form part of the pleasure of preserving these remarkable survivors. Naturally, ownership is not entirely without challenges. Rust has always regarded the Morris Minor as an especially welcoming host, while its mechanical simplicity encourages enthusiastic owners to believe that almost any problem can be resolved with a spanner, a workshop manual and several hours of increasingly colourful language. Yet that simplicity is precisely why so many survive. Unlike modern vehicles, which occasionally require expensive diagnostic computers merely to establish why a warning light has appeared, the Minor generally allows its owner to investigate matters with conventional tools and a reasonable understanding of machinery. Published in 1997 by Motor Racing Publications, this guide is an attractive addition to any collection of classic British motoring literature. This 1997 edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for Morris Minor owners, collectors, restorers and enthusiasts of the wonderfully eccentric world of British automotive heritage. A delightful tribute to a car that became an institution, outliving changing fashions and proving that genuine affection cannot always be measured in horsepower. Because while modern manufacturers compete to produce ever larger, faster and more complicated vehicles, the humble Morris Minor continues to inspire devotion. Even if reaching sixty miles an hour occasionally requires a favourable wind, a long straight road and a certain amount of encouragement. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7711/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/morris-minor-oct-2026.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Motor Racing Publications 9781899870172 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7710 King Edward II - His Life His Reign and Its Aftermath 1284-1330 by Roy Martin Haines King Edward II: His Life, His Reign, and Its Aftermath, 1284–1330 (2006) – Roy Martin Haines McGill-Queen’s University Press | ISBN: 9780773531574 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Edward II. King of England, husband of a formidable queen, enthusiast for unsuitable favourites and a man who demonstrated, with considerable dedication, that inheriting a throne is not necessarily the same thing as knowing what to do with it. In medieval England, being king was already a dangerous occupation. Being a king who irritated virtually everybody with influence, money or an armed following was an especially ambitious career choice. Welcome to King Edward II: His Life, His Reign, and Its Aftermath, 1284–1330, Roy Martin Haines’s substantial scholarly examination of one of England’s most controversial and unfortunate monarchs, whose reign involved military humiliation, political rebellion, personal scandal and a royal deposition that was hardly the retirement package most sovereigns hoped to receive. Born in 1284, Edward inherited the throne in 1307 from his formidable father, Edward I, a ruler whose military ambitions and authoritarian temperament had established a daunting standard for his successor. Unfortunately, Edward II possessed different priorities, including a remarkable attachment to certain favourites whose rapid advancement caused considerable irritation among the English nobility. Piers Gaveston became the first great source of controversy, attracting royal affection, prestigious titles and the understandable resentment of aristocrats who believed such privileges should be reserved for people of considerably more respectable ancestry. The political situation deteriorated further as Edward struggled with rebellious barons, financial pressures and the continuing conflict with Scotland. His catastrophic defeat by Robert the Bruce at Bannockburn in 1314 did little to improve his reputation, particularly among those who already suspected that the king might be rather more interested in personal relationships than effective government. Later, the influence of Hugh Despenser the Younger and his family contributed to another period of bitter political conflict, culminating in rebellion and the collapse of Edward’s authority. Then came Isabella of France, Edward’s queen, whose partnership with Roger Mortimer helped bring about one of the most extraordinary reversals of royal fortune in medieval English history. In 1327, Edward was deposed in favour of his young son, Edward III, before dying in captivity under circumstances that have generated centuries of historical argument. Haines approaches this turbulent reign with the careful attention of a serious historian, examining the documentary evidence, political institutions, personalities and competing interpretations surrounding Edward’s life and downfall. Importantly, the book extends beyond the familiar dramatic conclusion of 1327, exploring the aftermath of Edward’s deposition and the political consequences that continued into 1330. The result is a fuller investigation of a reign too often reduced to scandalous anecdotes and lurid stories about the king’s supposed murder. Published in 2006 by McGill-Queen’s University Press, this authoritative study offers a valuable contribution to medieval English political history, challenging readers to consider Edward within the complicated circumstances of his age rather than simply accepting the traditional portrait of an incompetent monarch surrounded by disastrous companions. This Very Good-condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for medieval historians, students of the Plantagenets and anyone fascinated by the dangerous intersection of monarchy, personal loyalty and aristocratic ambition. A rigorous and absorbing examination of kingship, political failure, deposition and the uncomfortable consequences of alienating practically everyone capable of raising an army. Because in medieval England, being king meant possessing enormous theoretical authority. Unfortunately for Edward II, theory was one thing. Persuading the barons to let him keep it was quite another. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7710/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/king-edward-ii-oct-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McGill-Queens University Press 9780773531574 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7709 The Rise and Fall of the Knights Templar by Gordon Napier The Rise and Fall of the Knights Templar (2003) – Gordon Napier Spellmount | ISBN: 9781862271999 Condition: Good – Signed Copy | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Knights Templar. Warrior monks, guardians of pilgrims, wealthy landowners, international financiers and eventually the unfortunate victims of one of medieval Europe’s most spectacular political stitch-ups. Few organisations have managed to combine religious devotion, military prowess, banking expertise and an enduring reputation for mysterious conspiracies quite so successfully. Indeed, nearly seven hundred years after their suppression, the Templars remain considerably more popular than most institutions that have actually survived. Welcome to The Rise and Fall of the Knights Templar, Gordon Napier’s fascinating examination of the extraordinary medieval military order whose dramatic ascent and catastrophic downfall have inspired generations of historians, novelists, conspiracy theorists and people convinced that somebody has hidden the Holy Grail beneath a particularly suspicious-looking church. The story begins in the aftermath of the First Crusade, when a small group of knights established an order dedicated to protecting Christian pilgrims travelling through the Holy Land. Their original ambitions were comparatively modest, although the combination of religious authority, military necessity and enthusiastic aristocratic patronage soon transformed them into one of medieval Christendom’s most powerful institutions. The Templars became formidable fighting men, operating castles, defending Crusader territories and developing an international network of estates and financial arrangements. Their distinctive white mantles bearing red crosses became symbols of religious commitment and military discipline, while their growing wealth ensured that monarchs and nobles increasingly regarded them with a mixture of admiration, dependence and barely concealed envy. Naturally, possessing enormous wealth while maintaining a reputation for holiness is a splendid arrangement, at least until somebody more powerful decides that your property would look considerably better in his own treasury. Enter Philip IV of France. In 1307, the French king launched a devastating campaign against the order, arresting Templars and accusing them of heresy, blasphemy and various alarming religious offences. Confessions extracted under torture helped support accusations whose reliability remains deeply questionable, while political pressure eventually contributed to the order’s suppression by Pope Clement V in 1312. Its final Grand Master, Jacques de Molay, was burned at the stake in 1314, bringing a particularly grim conclusion to an organisation that had once enjoyed extraordinary prestige throughout Christian Europe. Napier examines the history behind these events, separating the documented achievements and failures of the Templars from the elaborate legends that subsequently attached themselves to their name. For the Templars have enjoyed a remarkable second career in popular imagination. Secret treasures, hidden knowledge, mysterious descendants and ancient conspiracies have all been attributed to them, proving that the disappearance of an organisation can sometimes be the finest publicity campaign it will ever receive. This 2003 Spellmount edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is also a signed copy, making it particularly appealing to collectors of medieval history, Crusades literature and works concerning the Knights Templar. An absorbing journey through faith, warfare, wealth, political ambition and the dangerous business of becoming too powerful for one’s own good. And a reminder that in medieval Europe, combining military strength, international banking and religious authority could make an organisation almost untouchable. Until, of course, the king decided he owed it far too much money. At which point, discovering heresy became remarkably convenient. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7709/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-knights-templar-oct-2026.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Spellmount 9781862271999 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7708 Principles of the Law of Restitution by Graham Virgo Principles of the Law of Restitution (1999) – Graham Virgo Oxford University Press | ISBN: 9780198763772 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Restitution. A wonderfully civilised legal concept based upon the apparently straightforward proposition that if somebody has received something they are not legally entitled to keep, they may have to give it back. An admirable principle, one might imagine, although English lawyers have naturally managed to transform it into an extraordinarily complicated branch of jurisprudence involving unjust enrichment, equitable remedies, mistaken payments and enough Latin terminology to make an ancient Roman magistrate reach for the aspirin. Welcome to Principles of the Law of Restitution, Graham Virgo’s substantial and authoritative examination of one of the more intellectually demanding areas of English private law, where the apparently simple business of returning money or property can generate arguments complicated enough to occupy several barristers, three judges and a small mountain of expensive paperwork. The fundamental problem is deceptively ordinary. Suppose somebody accidentally transfers money into your bank account. Can you keep it? What happens if you have already spent it? What if you received a benefit without requesting it? And what if the person demanding repayment was themselves behaving in a manner that would hardly qualify them for a civic award? These are precisely the sorts of questions that make restitution law so fascinating, particularly to people who enjoy discovering that the obvious answer is rarely the legally correct one. Virgo explores the principles governing restitutionary claims, examining circumstances in which one party may be required to surrender benefits received at another’s expense. The discussion encompasses unjust enrichment, restitution for wrongdoing, proprietary claims and the complex relationships between common law and equity. Naturally, English law has developed a remarkable collection of distinctions to explain why apparently similar cases may produce entirely different outcomes. Whether a payment was made by mistake, under duress, following a failure of consideration or in circumstances involving breach of fiduciary duty can have profound consequences for the available remedies. The legal system, after all, has never been particularly enthusiastic about allowing common sense to proceed without appropriate supervision. Graham Virgo, a distinguished legal academic, approaches the subject with analytical precision, exploring the underlying structure of restitutionary liability and the sometimes difficult task of reconciling judicial decisions with coherent legal principles. Published in 1999 by Oxford University Press, this volume reflects an important period in the development of modern English restitution law, when courts and scholars were increasingly examining unjust enrichment as a distinct foundation of private-law liability. It also provides a valuable historical perspective on the legal doctrines and academic debates of the period, although readers dealing with contemporary cases should naturally consult subsequent developments in legislation and case law. This 1999 Oxford University Press edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for law students, academics, practising solicitors, barristers and anyone possessing the unusual combination of intellectual curiosity and emotional resilience required to enjoy several hundred pages about the legal consequences of receiving money one perhaps ought not to have received. A rigorous and intellectually rewarding examination of restitution, legal responsibility and the principles governing the recovery of unjustly obtained benefits. Because while most people instinctively understand that keeping something which doesn’t belong to them might be wrong, English law prefers to establish precisely why, under what circumstances, subject to which defences and pursuant to which recognised cause of action. Preferably after several years of litigation. By which point, the legal fees may comfortably exceed the amount everybody was arguing about in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7708/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-principles-of-the-law-of-restitution-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198763772 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7706 Tools Language and Cognition in Human Evolution by Kathleen R Gibson and Tim Ingold Tools, Language and Cognition in Human Evolution (1994) – Edited by Kathleen R. Gibson and Tim Ingold Cambridge University Press | ISBN: 9780521485418 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Human evolution. That extraordinary journey in which a rather unremarkable collection of African primates gradually developed the ability to make tools, communicate complex ideas, contemplate their own existence and eventually invent reality television. It is a magnificent achievement, although whether the final development represents evolutionary progress remains open to considerable debate. In Tools, Language and Cognition in Human Evolution, Kathleen R. Gibson and Tim Ingold bring together scholarly investigations into one of the most fascinating questions in human history: how did our ancestors develop the intellectual abilities that distinguish modern humanity from its evolutionary relatives? And, perhaps more importantly, did thinking lead to toolmaking, did toolmaking encourage thinking, or did the entire process begin when some prehistoric individual became thoroughly fed up with trying to open a nut using his teeth? This substantial academic volume explores the relationships between technology, communication, intelligence and social behaviour throughout human evolution, drawing upon archaeology, anthropology, psychology, primatology and cognitive science. The central problem is wonderfully complicated. Archaeologists can recover ancient stone tools, examine their manufacture and estimate their age, but discovering precisely what their makers were thinking presents rather greater difficulties. Unfortunately, prehistoric humans neglected to leave written explanations of their intellectual development, and their occasional artistic efforts are not particularly helpful when attempting to reconstruct the finer details of ancient grammar. The contributors examine how tool production may relate to planning, learning, manual dexterity and the transmission of knowledge between generations. Making a simple stone implement requires certain cognitive abilities, but manufacturing increasingly sophisticated technologies suggests more elaborate forms of understanding and cooperation. Language introduces another magnificent puzzle. At what point did our ancestors begin communicating through structured speech? Did language emerge alongside increasingly complex toolmaking, or did the development of social relationships and cooperative behaviour provide the decisive evolutionary advantage? And how much can comparisons with living primates reveal about abilities that developed hundreds of thousands, or even millions, of years ago? The book challenges simplistic accounts of human progress, examining the possibility that technology, language and cognition evolved through interacting processes rather than appearing in a convenient sequence of revolutionary breakthroughs. Published in 1994 by Cambridge University Press, this collection represents an important contribution to interdisciplinary debates about human origins. Some interpretations have inevitably been refined by subsequent discoveries, but its questions remain central to understanding how humanity acquired its remarkable combination of intelligence, creativity and technical ingenuity. This 1994 Cambridge University Press edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for students of archaeology, anthropology, evolutionary psychology, cognitive science and anyone fascinated by the intellectual development of our species. A stimulating exploration of the ancient relationship between hands, brains, tools and language, examining how our ancestors developed the abilities that eventually made civilisation possible. Because somewhere in humanity’s distant past, an individual picked up a stone and discovered that it could be used to accomplish something useful. Several million years later, we have artificial intelligence, interplanetary spacecraft and electric toothbrushes that connect to mobile telephones. One suspects our ancestors would be impressed. Although possibly rather confused about the toothbrush. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7706/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tools-language-and-cognition-in-human-evolution-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521485418 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7705 The Righteous Mind - Why Good People are Divided by Politics and Religion by Jonathan Haidt The Righteous Mind: Why Good People Are Divided by Politics and Religion (2012) – Jonathan Haidt Allen Lane | ISBN: 9781846141812 Condition: Fine | Sold by Crappy Old Books Politics and religion. Two subjects traditionally avoided at polite dinner parties, principally because introducing either can transform an otherwise pleasant evening into a shouting match involving accusations of stupidity, moral bankruptcy and the unfortunate possibility that somebody may never be invited back for Christmas. But why do perfectly decent, intelligent people disagree so violently about what is right and wrong? Why can one person’s moral certainty appear to another as breathtaking ignorance? And why does everybody seem convinced that their own opinions are the product of careful reasoning, while everybody else’s are the result of prejudice, manipulation or insufficient education? In The Righteous Mind, social psychologist Jonathan Haidt sets out to explain this magnificent human capacity for moral disagreement, arguing that our political and religious convictions are shaped by psychological forces considerably more complicated than simply deciding which side has the best arguments. His central proposition is deliciously uncomfortable: human beings are not primarily rational creatures who carefully examine evidence before reaching moral conclusions. Instead, intuition usually gets there first, leaving reason to arrive afterwards with a briefcase full of elaborate justifications. Haidt illustrates this relationship through his memorable metaphor of the elephant and the rider. The elephant represents our powerful moral intuitions, while the rider represents conscious reasoning, which frequently imagines itself to be in control despite spending much of its time explaining why the elephant has wandered off in a completely different direction. The book also introduces Haidt’s influential moral foundations theory, exploring how people attach differing importance to values such as care, fairness, loyalty, authority, sanctity and liberty. These variations help explain why conservatives, liberals and other political groups can examine the same issue and reach dramatically different moral conclusions. Naturally, each side tends to assume that its opponents must be either dishonest or spectacularly dim, rather than considering the unsettling possibility that different people genuinely experience the moral world in different ways. Religion receives equally fascinating treatment. Haidt explores how shared beliefs, rituals and moral communities can encourage cooperation and solidarity, while simultaneously creating powerful divisions between those fortunate enough to belong to the correct group and those whose principal failing is having joined the wrong one. Drawing upon psychology, philosophy, anthropology and evolutionary theory, Haidt challenges readers to reconsider the origins of their own convictions. His arguments are provocative rather than universally accepted, but they provide a stimulating framework for understanding the tribal instincts underlying so much public disagreement. Published in 2012, before subsequent years demonstrated quite how enthusiastically political divisions could be amplified by social media, The Righteous Mind remains a particularly thought-provoking examination of moral psychology and ideological conflict. This 2012 Allen Lane edition, offered in Fine condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for readers interested in psychology, politics, philosophy, religion and the extraordinary difficulty of persuading other people that they’re wrong. A fascinating investigation into why good people disagree, why arguments so rarely change minds and why moral certainty can be such a dangerous luxury. Because everybody likes to believe they’re riding the elephant of reason. Unfortunately, most of us are simply hanging on while it charges confidently towards whatever we already believed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7705/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-righteous-mind-oct-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allen Lane 9781846141812 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7704 Orphans of the Sky by Robert A Heinlein Orphans of the Sky (1987) – Robert A. Heinlein Grafton Books | ISBN: 9780586042045 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Space travel. Humanity’s glorious ambition to escape the confines of Earth, explore distant stars and boldly venture into regions where the nearest roadside assistance service is several light-years away. It sounds magnificent, particularly when the journey involves enormous spacecraft, sophisticated technology and the promise of establishing a new civilisation. Unfortunately, Robert A. Heinlein has identified one rather serious complication: what happens when the passengers forget that they’re travelling anywhere at all? Welcome to Orphans of the Sky, Heinlein’s brilliantly imaginative exploration of ignorance, superstition and the extraordinary consequences of allowing several generations of humanity to inhabit a spaceship without remembering what a spaceship actually is. Our hero is Hugh Hoyland, a young man living aboard the enormous vessel Vanguard, although he doesn’t know it as a spacecraft. To Hugh and his fellow inhabitants, the Ship is the entire universe, a self-contained world governed by ancient traditions, rigid social structures and religious beliefs that have gradually transformed the original mission into something resembling a particularly confused theology. The Ship has been travelling through space for generations, but a long-forgotten mutiny has destroyed the civilisation and knowledge required to operate it properly. The descendants of its original passengers now occupy a bizarre society in which scientific terminology has become religious doctrine, ancient technical manuals are treated as sacred texts, and suggesting that the Ship might actually be moving through an enormous universe is considered dangerously heretical. A perfectly reasonable arrangement, provided nobody insists upon checking. Beyond the supposedly civilised sections of the vessel live the muties, descendants of those affected by radiation and generations of isolation, whose existence provides a constant source of fear and hostility. Hugh’s encounters with this forbidden world gradually lead him towards discoveries that challenge everything he has been taught. Among the most memorable inhabitants is Joe-Jim Gregory, a two-headed mutant whose unusual circumstances have done remarkably little to diminish his intellectual curiosity. Together, the characters begin uncovering the truth about their environment, their ancestors and the extraordinary destination that the Ship was originally intended to reach. Heinlein constructs a wonderfully entertaining adventure around a deceptively serious question: how much of what people believe is based upon evidence, and how much survives simply because generations of supposedly respectable authorities have insisted that it must be true? The novel combines scientific speculation with religious satire, political conflict and an affectionate suspicion of humanity’s remarkable ability to turn misunderstood technology into unquestionable tradition. Originally published in two parts, Universe in 1941 and Common Sense in 1941, the stories were subsequently combined as Orphans of the Sky, becoming one of the defining early examples of the generation-starship concept. This 1987 Grafton Books edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for Heinlein enthusiasts, collectors of classic science fiction and anyone fascinated by stories in which the greatest discoveries involve questioning the supposedly obvious. A gripping adventure through a forgotten technological world, where ignorance has become institutionalised and the truth is considerably stranger than anybody imagined. And a useful reminder that if your entire civilisation insists the universe consists of a collection of corridors, machinery and agricultural compartments, somebody really ought to investigate what lies beyond the walls. Preferably before the spaceship reaches its destination. Assuming, of course, anybody still remembers how to land it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7704/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/orphans-of-the-sky-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton Books 9780586042045 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7703 Revolt in 2100 by Robert A Heinlein Revolt in 2100 (1985) – Robert A. Heinlein New English Library | ISBN: 9780450010330 Condition: Near Fine | Sold by Crappy Old Books Religion and politics. Two subjects guaranteed to ruin a perfectly pleasant dinner party, particularly when somebody decides that the Almighty has appointed them personally to govern everybody else. Combine religious fanaticism with absolute political power, add a population discouraged from thinking independently, and you have the ingredients for a society in which asking awkward questions is liable to prove considerably more dangerous than forgetting to pay your taxes. Welcome to Revolt in 2100, Robert A. Heinlein’s brilliantly provocative excursion into the uncomfortable possibilities of America’s future, where the land of liberty has somehow transformed itself into a theocratic dictatorship, and the constitutional separation of church and state has become a quaint historical curiosity. At the heart of the collection stands If This Goes On—, a powerful story set in a future United States ruled by a succession of religious dictators known as Prophets. The government controls society through religious doctrine, political repression and the reassuring insistence that obedience to authority is not merely desirable but divinely required. Naturally, the authorities are extremely enthusiastic about this arrangement. Our protagonist, John Lyle, is a young officer serving within the Prophet’s elite military guard, initially accepting the beliefs and institutions of the society in which he has been raised. Unfortunately for his superiors, he develops the deeply inconvenient habit of thinking for himself, assisted by an encounter with a young woman whose circumstances force him to question the supposedly sacred foundations of the regime. Before long, Lyle becomes involved with an underground resistance movement determined to overthrow the dictatorship and restore political freedom. What follows is a gripping mixture of conspiracy, military adventure, revolutionary organisation and the practical difficulties of challenging a government that regards dissent as both treason and blasphemy. The volume also includes Coventry, in which a man dissatisfied with society’s restrictions discovers that the supposedly unrestricted world beyond civilisation’s boundaries offers a rather less attractive version of freedom than he imagined. In Misfit, Heinlein turns his attention towards young men working on an ambitious space-engineering project, exploring intelligence, practical ability and the entertaining possibility that an apparently unremarkable individual may possess talents overlooked by conventional authority. Together, these stories form part of Heinlein’s celebrated Future History sequence, an ambitious fictional chronology exploring humanity’s political, technological and social development across generations. Originally published as a collection in 1953, Revolt in 2100 reflects Heinlein’s enduring fascination with individual liberty, authoritarianism, religious dogmatism and the tension between personal freedom and collective responsibility. His conclusions are rarely subtle, his characters frequently argumentative, and his suspicion of people claiming absolute authority remains magnificently consistent. This 1985 New English Library paperback, offered in Near Fine condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for Heinlein collectors, classic science-fiction enthusiasts and readers interested in dystopian futures, political rebellion and the dangers of allowing any institution to place itself beyond criticism. A fascinating collection of speculative adventures exploring freedom, conformity, intelligence and the extraordinary lengths humanity may have to travel to escape its own worst political instincts. And a useful reminder that when a government announces that its leader speaks directly for God, it might be wise to request some independent verification. Preferably before dissent becomes a capital offence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7703/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/revolt-in-2100-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450010330 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7702 The Menace from Earth by Robert A Heinlein The Menace from Earth (1999) – Robert A. Heinlein Baen Books | ISBN: 0671578022 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Earth. A perfectly respectable planet, provided one overlooks the wars, pollution, political incompetence and humanity’s extraordinary ability to turn even the simplest disagreement into an international crisis. But to inhabitants of the Moon, Earth might represent something rather more alarming: a vast, overcrowded world full of unpredictable people who have developed the unfortunate habit of assuming that the rest of the universe exists primarily for their convenience. Welcome to The Menace from Earth, Robert A. Heinlein’s entertaining collection of science-fiction stories, where space exploration, scientific ingenuity, human relationships and the occasional spectacular misunderstanding combine to demonstrate that moving humanity beyond Earth does not necessarily mean leaving its peculiarities behind. The title story introduces Holly Jones, a spirited young resident of the Moon who dreams of becoming a spacecraft designer. Living in a lunar settlement where low gravity provides some unusual recreational opportunities, Holly enjoys the exhilarating sport of flying with artificial wings inside an enormous underground cavern. Unfortunately, even on the Moon, life refuses to remain conveniently uncomplicated. When a glamorous visitor from Earth arrives, Holly finds her carefully ordered existence disrupted by jealousy, romantic confusion and the deeply irritating discovery that other people do not always behave according to her expectations. What follows is a delightful mixture of adolescent emotion, lunar engineering and the sort of personal embarrassment that proves gravity is not responsible for all humanity’s difficulties. Elsewhere, Heinlein turns his imagination towards a variety of technological and social possibilities, exploring worlds in which scientific advances create extraordinary opportunities while leaving human nature stubbornly unchanged. The collection includes stories such as The Year of the Jackpot, in which an unsettling collection of coincidences and statistical peculiarities suggests that civilisation may be approaching a rather unfortunate turning point, and By His Bootstraps, a wonderfully ingenious time-travel puzzle involving causality, paradoxes and enough chronological confusion to make an ordinary railway timetable seem reassuringly straightforward. Heinlein’s particular genius lies in his ability to combine imaginative scientific speculation with recognisably human problems. His characters may travel through time, inhabit distant worlds or grapple with extraordinary technologies, but they remain vulnerable to vanity, jealousy, ambition, misplaced confidence and the occasionally catastrophic consequences of being absolutely certain they are right. Originally published as a collection in 1959, The Menace from Earth showcases Heinlein’s remarkable versatility during the golden age of science fiction, when humanity’s future seemed likely to involve moonbases, interplanetary travel and technological marvels rather than spending several hours attempting to remember an online password. The stories also offer a fascinating glimpse into the hopes and anxieties of mid-twentieth-century science fiction, combining optimism about scientific progress with a healthy suspicion that humanity might take its familiar problems along for the journey. This 1999 Baen Books edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent addition to any Heinlein collection, particularly for readers who enjoy classic short fiction, clever scientific puzzles and adventures that combine intelligence with humour. A wonderfully varied journey through the possibilities of space, time and human ingenuity, from one of science fiction’s most influential voices. And a reminder that even when humanity finally conquers the Moon, masters time travel and discovers the secrets of the universe, somebody will still manage to make everything complicated. Probably by falling in love with the wrong person. Or forgetting where they parked the spaceship. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7702/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-menace-from-earth-oct-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Baen Books 9780671578022 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7701 Glory Road by Robert A Heinlein Glory Road (1978) – Robert A. Heinlein New English Library | ISBN: 0450039722 Condition: Fair | Sold by Crappy Old Books Adventure. That wonderful occupation in which perfectly sensible people abandon comfortable beds, regular meals and the reassuring certainty of indoor plumbing in favour of dangerous journeys, improbable companions and the distinct possibility of being eaten by something with an excessive number of teeth. Most people are content to experience adventure through books. Robert A. Heinlein, however, decided to write about a man who discovers that actually becoming a fantasy hero is considerably less straightforward than the advertisements suggest. Welcome to Glory Road, Heinlein’s gloriously eccentric excursion into heroic fantasy, interdimensional travel, swordplay, romance and the curious business of saving the universe while attempting to understand what on earth is happening. Our hero is Evelyn Cyril Gordon, better known as Oscar, a disillusioned American veteran whose experiences in Southeast Asia have left him with a healthy scepticism towards authority and an equally healthy appetite for something more interesting than ordinary civilian existence. Then he encounters a mysterious advertisement offering employment to someone interested in adventure. Naturally, it sounds suspicious. The qualifications are vague, the duties are uncertain, and the likelihood of receiving a respectable pension appears negligible. Oscar applies anyway. Before long, he meets the extraordinarily beautiful Star, a woman whose identity, abilities and intentions are considerably more complicated than they initially appear. Accompanied by the formidable Rufo, Oscar embarks upon a journey through strange worlds populated by dangerous creatures, peculiar civilisations and opponents who seem determined to complicate his career prospects with swords. His mission involves recovering the legendary Egg of the Phoenix, an object of enormous importance whose acquisition requires bravery, cunning and a remarkably enthusiastic willingness to risk one’s life. Heinlein gleefully borrows the familiar ingredients of traditional heroic romance: the beautiful lady, the courageous champion, the loyal companion, the perilous quest and the obligatory assortment of monsters requiring immediate attention from a sharp weapon. But this being Heinlein, nothing remains comfortably conventional for very long. Behind the swordplay and fantastic landscapes lie questions about duty, individual freedom, political authority, personal identity and the uncomfortable distinction between being a hero and actually enjoying the responsibilities that accompany the position. Originally published in 1963, Glory Road represents a particularly entertaining departure from Heinlein’s more familiar technological science fiction, blending fantasy adventure with his characteristic philosophical arguments, provocative observations and enthusiasm for independent-minded protagonists. There is also the delicious irony that Oscar, having finally escaped the dreariness of ordinary existence, discovers that even the most magnificent adventures eventually involve complications resembling the very problems he hoped to leave behind. This 1978 New English Library paperback, offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing vintage reading copy for Heinlein enthusiasts, collectors of classic science fiction and anyone who appreciates a fantasy adventure with a substantial helping of wit, romance and philosophical mischief. A wonderfully imaginative journey through impossible worlds, deadly encounters and heroic responsibilities, where the greatest challenge may not be defeating monsters but discovering what to do once the adventure is over. Because becoming a legendary champion sounds magnificent. Until somebody explains the working hours, the occupational hazards and the complete absence of paid holidays. And unfortunately, dragons don’t recognise trade unions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7701/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/glory-road-oct-2026.jpg 1.15 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450039720 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7700 The Space Machine and A Dream of Wessex by Christopher Priest The Space Machine and A Dream of Wessex (1999) – Christopher Priest Earthlight | ISBN: 9780671033897 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books Reality. A wonderfully reassuring concept, provided nobody examines it too closely. Most people assume that the world around them is more or less what it appears to be, that yesterday happened before today, and that travelling to another planet requires considerably more than an eccentric inventor, a peculiar machine and an adventurous disregard for personal safety. Christopher Priest, however, has spent much of his literary career demonstrating that such assumptions are dangerously optimistic. Welcome to The Space Machine and A Dream of Wessex, a magnificent double helping of speculative fiction from one of Britain’s most inventive and intellectually mischievous writers. Two novels, two extraordinary explorations of reality, and enough unsettling ideas to make the average reader question whether the world outside the window is operating quite as advertised. First comes The Space Machine, Priest’s wonderfully imaginative tribute to the great scientific romances of H. G. Wells. Originally published in 1976, it follows Edward Turnbull, a travelling salesman whose ordinary existence takes a decidedly extraordinary turn when he encounters Amelia Fitzgibbon and an experimental machine capable of journeys that would make the average railway timetable look hopelessly provincial. What begins as an adventure involving scientific curiosity rapidly develops into an astonishing journey through space and time, drawing upon the imaginative worlds of Wells’s The Time Machine and The War of the Worlds. Victorian conventions collide with extraordinary technologies, alien landscapes and the uncomfortable discovery that the universe is considerably less accommodating than the average English drawing room. Then comes A Dream of Wessex, originally published in 1977, a rather different but equally fascinating exploration of the boundaries between imagination and existence. Here, a group of researchers participates in an extraordinary experiment involving a collectively constructed alternative reality. Through advanced psychological techniques, they enter a shared imaginary world representing a transformed version of England, where familiar geography conceals profoundly different historical and political circumstances. Unfortunately, creating an alternative reality is one thing. Maintaining control over it, particularly when human ambition, jealousy and emotional manipulation become involved, is quite another. Priest explores questions of identity, perception, memory and the disturbing possibility that an imagined world might become more meaningful than the supposedly genuine one. After all, if a fictional reality offers greater happiness, freedom or fulfilment than everyday existence, who gets to decide which world deserves our loyalty? Together, these two novels demonstrate Priest’s remarkable range, combining the adventurous traditions of early science fiction with the psychological uncertainty and philosophical sophistication that became hallmarks of his writing. This 1999 Earthlight omnibus edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for Christopher Priest enthusiasts, collectors of British science fiction and readers who enjoy intelligent speculative fiction that challenges conventional assumptions about existence. Two extraordinary adventures exploring the mysteries of space, time, imagination and the fragile distinction between reality and illusion. And a useful reminder that when somebody offers you the opportunity to travel through time or inhabit an entirely different reality, it might be sensible to ask a few questions first. Particularly about the return arrangements. Because getting away from everything is wonderfully appealing. Getting back, unfortunately, may prove rather more complicated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7700/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-space-machine-and-a-dream-of-wessex-oct-2026.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Earthlight 9780671033897 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7683 Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert Dune Messiah (1972) – Frank Herbert New English Library | ISBN: 0450012298 Condition: Fair | Sold by Crappy Old Books Messiahs. Wonderful people, at least in theory. They arrive promising salvation, enlightenment and a glorious new age, generally attracting enormous numbers of devoted followers who are absolutely convinced that everything will improve once their chosen leader assumes control. Unfortunately, history suggests that messianic enthusiasm has an unfortunate tendency to produce religious fanaticism, political repression and an impressive body count. Frank Herbert, never a man to let humanity’s more uncomfortable habits pass without comment, decided to write an entire novel about the consequences. Welcome to Dune Messiah, the extraordinary sequel to Herbert’s celebrated Dune, in which the victorious hero discovers that conquering the known universe is considerably easier than living with the consequences. Paul Atreides, once a fugitive young nobleman struggling to survive the deserts of Arrakis, has become Emperor of the known universe, worshipped by countless billions as the prophetic Muad’Dib. His extraordinary powers of prescience allow him to glimpse possible futures, while his Fremen armies have carried his religious authority across the galaxy with the sort of enthusiasm that makes ordinary political campaigning look positively restrained. Unfortunately, Paul’s holy war has resulted in unimaginable destruction, and the supposedly enlightened new order has developed many of the unpleasant characteristics of the regimes it replaced. Apparently, becoming a god-emperor does not automatically make one a particularly successful administrator. As Paul struggles with the terrible implications of his own power, a conspiracy develops among enemies determined to overthrow him. The Bene Gesserit, the Spacing Guild, the Bene Tleilax and other powerful interests pursue their own elaborate schemes, proving that even in a distant interstellar future, political organisations remain incapable of resisting the temptation to stab one another in the back. At the heart of the novel lies Paul’s increasingly desperate struggle against destiny. His ability to foresee the future becomes less a blessing than a prison, forcing him to confront choices whose consequences seem both horrifying and unavoidable. Herbert explores religious manipulation, political authority, prophecy, personal sacrifice and the dangerous relationship between charismatic leaders and the societies that elevate them to divine status. Unlike the sweeping revolutionary adventure of Dune, this second novel is darker, more introspective and considerably less interested in celebrating heroic victory. Herbert takes the traditional science-fiction saviour and asks the deeply inconvenient question of what happens after everybody has finished cheering. Originally published in 1969, Dune Messiah remains an essential part of Herbert’s monumental science-fiction saga, challenging the romantic assumption that history’s great leaders necessarily deserve the devotion they inspire. This 1972 New English Library paperback, offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing vintage reading copy for collectors of Frank Herbert, enthusiasts of the Dune universe and readers who enjoy science fiction with a substantial helping of political philosophy. A powerful and unsettling exploration of destiny, religion and the terrible price of absolute authority. Because saving civilisation is one thing. Discovering that civilisation has subsequently murdered billions of people in your name is quite another. And suddenly, ruling the universe doesn’t seem like such an attractive career choice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7683/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dune-messiah-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450012297 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7677 Sorceress of the Witch World by Andre Norton Sorceress of the Witch World (1970) – Andre Norton Tandem Books | ISBN: 042605055X Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Witchcraft. A notoriously unreliable profession, particularly when the practitioners possess genuine supernatural powers, ancient prophecies keep interfering with everyday life, and somebody is forever attempting to conquer the kingdom before everyone has finished breakfast. In Andre Norton’s Witch World, magic is not merely a convenient method of improving one’s domestic arrangements. It is a dangerous, mysterious force capable of reshaping destinies, destroying enemies and causing enormous complications for people who would much rather be left alone. Welcome to Sorceress of the Witch World, the fifth novel in Norton’s celebrated original Witch World sequence, where the boundaries between science fiction and fantasy have long since become wonderfully blurred. At the centre of this adventure is Kaththea, one of the remarkable children of Simon Tregarth and Jaelithe, whose extraordinary magical inheritance has created opportunities and dangers in approximately equal measure. While her brothers pursue their own complicated destinies, Kaththea must confront the formidable responsibilities of possessing powers that even experienced sorceresses might regard with considerable nervousness. Unfortunately, great magical ability does not automatically come equipped with equally great judgement. Kaththea’s journey takes her into the mysterious lands of the Witch World, where ancient forces, hidden knowledge and the ambitions of powerful individuals threaten to transform her search for understanding into something considerably more hazardous. The attraction of forbidden knowledge proves particularly dangerous, especially when the people offering instruction may have their own rather unpleasant plans. Norton constructs a world of ancient strongholds, strange peoples, powerful enchantments and forgotten civilisations, where the consequences of an apparently innocent decision can extend far beyond the person making it. The landscape itself seems saturated with old mysteries, and practically every ruined building appears to contain something that sensible people would have left undisturbed. The novel explores the intoxicating attraction of power and the difficult process of learning that possessing an extraordinary gift does not necessarily mean one knows how to use it. Kaththea must confront the distinction between knowledge and wisdom, discovering that independence can become a distinctly uncomfortable experience when one’s decisions carry supernatural consequences. Originally published in 1968, Sorceress of the Witch World forms an important part of Norton’s expanding fantasy universe, continuing the adventures of the Tregarth family while deepening the mythology and magical traditions that made the series so influential. Norton’s distinctive combination of adventure, atmospheric world-building and mysterious supernatural forces helped establish the Witch World books as enduring favourites among readers who prefer their fantasy populated by formidable women, strange cultures and ancient powers that rarely behave according to expectations. This 1970 Tandem paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing addition to any Andre Norton collection, particularly for enthusiasts of vintage sword-and-sorcery fiction and the wonderfully imaginative paperback fantasy of the 1960s and 1970s. A magical adventure of danger, discovery and difficult choices, where ambition and innocence can prove an exceptionally troublesome combination. And a useful reminder that when an ancient sorcerer offers to teach you the secrets of unlimited magical power, it might be worth asking a few questions first. Particularly about the fees, the terms and conditions, and whether previous pupils have survived the course. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7677/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sorceress-of-the-witch-world-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tandem 9780426050551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7676 Not With Honour by Magnus Linklater and David Leigh Not With Honour (1986) – Magnus Linklater and David Leigh Sphere Books | ISBN: 9780722155462 Condition: Fair – Cover Mottling, Less Pronounced Than in the Scan | Sold by Crappy Old Books Espionage. That most glamorous of professions, at least according to people who have never actually done it. In the cinema, spies wear immaculate dinner jackets, drive expensive cars and spend their evenings seducing beautiful strangers while saving Western civilisation between cocktails. In reality, the business more frequently involves memoranda, bureaucratic rivalries, suspicious colleagues, compromised secrets and the uncomfortable discovery that the person entrusted with protecting national security may actually be forwarding it to Moscow. Welcome to Not With Honour, Magnus Linklater and David Leigh’s disturbing examination of Britain’s intelligence establishment and the extraordinary scandals that exposed some of its most embarrassing weaknesses. For much of the twentieth century, Britain’s security and intelligence services cultivated an image of discreet professionalism, patriotic dedication and unquestionable loyalty. Unfortunately, beneath the polished exterior of the establishment lurked an assortment of ideological sympathisers, ambitious officials and individuals whose definition of national service appears to have included assisting the Soviet Union. The Cambridge spy scandals provided particularly spectacular evidence that an expensive education, excellent social connections and the ability to behave convincingly at an embassy reception were not necessarily reliable indicators of patriotism. Kim Philby, Guy Burgess, Donald Maclean and Anthony Blunt became notorious examples of how deeply Soviet intelligence had penetrated Britain’s privileged institutions. Their activities raised deeply uncomfortable questions about recruitment, supervision, accountability and the tendency of establishment figures to assume that people from the correct social background must surely be trustworthy. Linklater and Leigh investigate the murky world of intelligence operations, institutional secrecy and political embarrassment, examining the failures and controversies that undermined confidence in Britain’s security establishment. The fascinating problem with intelligence organisations is that secrecy, while essential to their work, also provides a remarkably convenient environment in which incompetence, misjudgement and questionable behaviour can remain concealed. When something goes wrong, the public is frequently informed that the details cannot be disclosed for reasons of national security. A wonderfully efficient arrangement, particularly for anybody responsible for the mistake. The authors approach their subject with the investigative determination of journalists confronting institutions whose principal instinct is to reveal as little as possible. Their account belongs to a period when public scrutiny of Britain’s intelligence services was growing and uncomfortable questions about the conduct of powerful officials were becoming increasingly difficult to dismiss. Published in the mid-1980s, against the background of Cold War suspicion and political controversy, the book offers an absorbing glimpse into an era when the struggle between East and West was conducted as much through secret files and clandestine relationships as through missiles and military alliances. This 1986 Sphere paperback, offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, has mottling on the cover, although this appears more pronounced in the scan than on the book itself. An honest reading copy for those more interested in the revelations inside than achieving a flawless display on the bookshelf. A compelling acquisition for readers interested in British intelligence, espionage history, political scandal and the remarkable capacity of supposedly trustworthy institutions to embarrass themselves. A fascinating examination of secrecy, betrayal and the uncomfortable distinction between serving one’s country and merely occupying an important position within it. Because when the nation’s most closely guarded secrets repeatedly end up in the hands of its enemies, somebody ought to ask a few questions. Preferably before awarding everyone involved another honour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7676/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/not-with-honour-oct-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aphere 9780722155462 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7675 Emergence by David R Palmer Emergence (1984) – David R. Palmer Bantam Books | ISBN: 0553245015 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The end of civilisation. A thoroughly inconvenient event, particularly when it happens before you’ve finished school, learnt to drive or discovered whether the person you’ve been secretly admiring actually likes you. Most people assume that surviving the apocalypse requires military training, enormous muscles, several warehouses of tinned food and a reassuring collection of firearms. David R. Palmer, however, has rather different ideas. Welcome to Emergence, a wonderfully inventive post-apocalyptic adventure in which humanity’s future rests upon the shoulders of an exceptionally intelligent eleven-year-old girl, proving once again that adults are not necessarily the most competent people to have around when everything goes spectacularly wrong. Our heroine is Candy Smith-Foster, a remarkably gifted young girl whose extraordinary abilities extend considerably beyond getting good marks in mathematics and irritating her teachers by knowing all the answers. Candy possesses exceptional intelligence, heightened physical capabilities and a rather unusual genetic inheritance, although these advantages prove considerably less comforting when a devastating biological catastrophe brings human civilisation to its knees. When a deadly plague wipes out much of the population, Candy finds herself facing a world in which the familiar structures of society have disappeared. Schools are closed, government services have become unreliable for rather more serious reasons than budget cuts, and the ordinary conveniences of modern existence are rapidly becoming distant memories. Fortunately, Candy is not entirely alone. Accompanied by her loyal macaw, Terry, she sets out on an extraordinary journey through the remains of America, encountering danger, unexpected discoveries and the uncomfortable realisation that surviving the end of the world is only the beginning of her difficulties. As her adventure unfolds, Candy discovers that her unusual abilities may be connected to a much larger evolutionary mystery. Humanity, it seems, may be undergoing a transformation, and the catastrophe that has destroyed the old civilisation could also herald the emergence of something entirely new. Palmer tells the story through Candy’s distinctive narrative voice, employing a compressed, unconventional style that reflects her remarkable intelligence and occasionally gives the impression that ordinary grammatical conventions are simply too slow to keep up with her thoughts. The result is an engaging combination of survival adventure, speculative biology, evolutionary science fiction and youthful optimism, distinguished by a protagonist whose ingenuity is matched by her determination. Originally published in 1984, Emergence became a cult favourite and was nominated for the Hugo Award for Best Novel. Its mixture of post-apocalyptic adventure and evolutionary speculation makes it an intriguing alternative to the familiar procession of miserable survivors wandering through ruined cities while arguing over the last tin of baked beans. This 1984 Bantam paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing addition to any collection of vintage science fiction, particularly for readers who enjoy intelligent young protagonists, unusual narrative techniques and speculative stories about humanity’s possible evolutionary future. A clever, entertaining and surprisingly hopeful adventure through the ruins of civilisation, where intelligence, adaptability and determination matter considerably more than conventional authority. Because when the world ends, humanity may discover that its best hope isn’t a general, a politician or a billionaire with an underground bunker. It’s an eleven-year-old girl with a very clever bird. Which, considering the performance of most adults, is perhaps not entirely surprising. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7675/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/emergence-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553245011 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7674 Ill Never be Young Again by Daphne du Maurier I’ll Never Be Young Again (1975) – Daphne du Maurier Pan Books | ISBN: 9780330244282 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Youth. That glorious period of life when everything seems possible, experience is regarded as an unnecessary inconvenience, and the prospect of spending one’s remaining years behaving sensibly appears almost unbearably depressing. Unfortunately, youth also comes equipped with an impressive capacity for making disastrous decisions, falling in love with unsuitable people and confusing the pursuit of freedom with the abandonment of common sense. In I’ll Never Be Young Again, Daphne du Maurier explores the intoxicating business of growing up, escaping expectations and discovering that the world beyond the comfortable confines of home is considerably more complicated than it first appears. Our protagonist is Richard, a restless young man desperate to escape the suffocating influence of his distinguished father, a celebrated poet whose literary reputation casts an enormous shadow over his son’s ambitions. Richard longs for independence, adventure and the opportunity to become somebody in his own right, preferably somewhere his father’s opinions cannot follow him. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, he encounters Jake, a charismatic and experienced young man whose adventurous outlook offers precisely the escape Richard has been seeking. Their friendship becomes the catalyst for a journey away from conventional expectations and towards the unfamiliar pleasures, dangers and emotional complications of adult life. Together, they embark upon travels that take them beyond England, encountering new places, new experiences and the occasionally uncomfortable discovery that freedom involves rather more responsibility than youthful enthusiasm initially suggests. The relationship between Richard and Jake forms the emotional heart of the novel, exploring friendship, admiration, dependency and the powerful influence one individual can exert upon another. As Richard gradually begins to understand himself and the world around him, his experiences become increasingly tangled with love, loss and the painful realisation that some choices cannot simply be undone. Originally published in 1932, this was du Maurier’s second novel, written long before Rebecca established her international reputation. It reveals a younger author exploring themes that would recur throughout her career: identity, obsession, emotional vulnerability and the often destructive consequences of romantic idealism. There is something wonderfully ironic about the title. Young people generally spend their time desperately wishing to be older, more independent and free from parental interference. Then, having achieved these ambitions, they spend much of their remaining existence wondering where their youth disappeared to and why nobody warned them that adulthood involved so many bills. Du Maurier captures this contradiction with sensitivity and psychological insight, creating a story about the exhilaration of discovery and the melancholy that accompanies the inevitable loss of innocence. This 1975 Pan Books paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing addition to any Daphne du Maurier collection, particularly for readers interested in her early fiction and the development of her distinctive literary voice. A thoughtful, atmospheric and emotionally charged novel about friendship, freedom, self-discovery and the painful business of becoming an adult. Because youth is wasted on the young, as people are so fond of saying. Although it might be more accurate to suggest that the young simply haven’t yet discovered how expensive their mistakes are going to become. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7674/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ill-never-be-young-again-oct-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330244282 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7673 Hungry Hill by Daphne du Maurier Hungry Hill (1979) – Daphne du Maurier Penguin Books | ISBN: 0140023445 Condition: Fair | Sold by Crappy Old Books Family fortunes. Those magnificent arrangements whereby one generation works tirelessly to accumulate wealth, the next enjoys the benefits, and subsequent generations devote themselves to squandering the inheritance, quarrelling over property and demonstrating that money is no guarantee of either happiness or common sense. Add a copper mine, an ancient Irish estate, simmering class resentment and a family apparently determined to manufacture its own misfortunes, and you have the ingredients for a proper Daphne du Maurier saga. Welcome to Hungry Hill, a sweeping, atmospheric novel of ambition, inheritance, love, hatred and the uncomfortable consequences of believing that financial prosperity automatically entitles one to a satisfactory existence. Set in nineteenth-century Ireland, the story follows five generations of the Brodrick family, wealthy landowners whose fortunes become inextricably linked to the copper mines of Hungry Hill. At the centre of their prosperity stands patriarch John Brodrick, a determined industrialist whose ambition to develop the family’s mining interests brings wealth, influence and an impressive collection of enemies. Unfortunately, the local population is not universally delighted by the prospect of industrial expansion, particularly when the benefits appear to flow rather more enthusiastically towards the Brodrick bank account than towards those actually performing the labour. The family’s bitter rivalry with the Donovans introduces a legacy of hostility that stretches across generations, while an ominous curse hangs over the Brodricks’ apparent success. As the decades pass, marriages, deaths, disappointed ambitions and personal tragedies gradually reveal the fragility of the dynasty’s position. Du Maurier follows the family’s changing fortunes with her characteristic talent for creating atmosphere and psychological unease. The grand houses, rugged Irish landscapes and dangerous mining operations provide a wonderfully dramatic setting for characters whose greatest difficulties frequently arise not from poverty or external enemies but from their own personalities. There is something magnificently ironic about a family that possesses almost every material advantage yet remains spectacularly incapable of arranging a peaceful domestic existence. The Brodricks have land, money, influence and opportunities unavailable to most of their contemporaries, but seem to regard contentment as an unnecessary indulgence. Originally published in 1943, Hungry Hill was inspired partly by the history of du Maurier’s own ancestors, the Puxleys, and their copper-mining interests in County Cork. The novel combines historical detail with romantic tragedy and the author’s enduring fascination with the destructive power of obsession, pride and inherited expectations. Unlike a conventional family chronicle celebrating the steady accumulation of prosperity, this is a darker examination of the price paid for wealth, the persistence of old grievances and the unsettling possibility that a family’s greatest inheritance may be its capacity for unhappiness. This 1979 Penguin paperback, offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, is an affordable vintage reading copy for admirers of Daphne du Maurier, enthusiasts of historical fiction and readers who appreciate a substantial family saga in which almost everybody would benefit from making rather better decisions. A richly atmospheric journey through generations of ambition, resentment and decline, set against the dramatic landscape of nineteenth-century Ireland. And proof that owning a copper mine, a country estate and a respectable family name may bring considerable advantages. Unfortunately, none of them comes with a guarantee of happiness. Particularly when the hill itself appears to have developed an appetite. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7673/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hungry-hill-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140023442 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7672 The Call of the Wild by Jack London The Call of the Wild (1963) – Jack London Arco Publications | ISBN: None Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Dogs. Loyal, affectionate creatures whose principal ambitions generally involve food, companionship, comfortable furniture and the occasional opportunity to roll in something revolting. Most modern dogs enjoy lives of extraordinary luxury, sleeping in centrally heated houses, eating scientifically formulated meals and demanding immediate attention whenever somebody opens a packet of biscuits. But Jack London had rather different ideas about the canine condition. Welcome to The Call of the Wild, one of the greatest adventure stories ever written, in which a perfectly respectable domestic dog discovers that civilisation is a rather fragile arrangement, particularly when somebody steals you and ships you off to the frozen wilderness of the Yukon. Our hero is Buck, a magnificent and powerful dog enjoying a thoroughly comfortable existence on a Californian estate. Life is pleasant, meals arrive regularly, and nobody expects him to drag several hundredweight of equipment across a frozen landscape while being shouted at by men with questionable personal hygiene. Unfortunately, the Klondike Gold Rush has created an enormous demand for strong sled dogs, and Buck’s comfortable existence comes to an abrupt end when he is stolen, sold and transported north into a world where survival depends upon strength, cunning and the ability to distinguish genuine danger from merely unpleasant company. There, among the snow, ice and brutal realities of frontier life, Buck discovers that the natural world has remarkably little interest in fairness, good manners or whether anybody remembered to pack his favourite blanket. Forced to adapt to the harsh discipline of the sled teams, he encounters cruelty, rivalry, hardship and occasional kindness. His experiences awaken ancient instincts buried beneath generations of domestication, gradually transforming him from a pampered household companion into a formidable creature increasingly attuned to the wilderness. London’s great achievement is to tell this extraordinary story largely through Buck’s experiences, combining gripping adventure with reflections upon evolution, instinct, civilisation and the thin boundary separating humanity’s carefully constructed comforts from the ruthless struggle for existence. The novel also presents a memorable procession of human characters, some courageous and compassionate, others foolish, greedy or spectacularly incompetent. Indeed, one of the book’s recurring observations is that dogs frequently display considerably more intelligence and good judgement than the people supposedly responsible for them. Originally published in 1903, The Call of the Wild became an enduring classic of American literature, drawing upon London’s own experiences in the Yukon during the Gold Rush. Its vivid landscapes, powerful storytelling and unsentimental understanding of nature have captivated generations of readers. This 1963 Arco Publications edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing addition to any collection of classic adventure fiction, Jack London titles or vintage illustrated and literary editions. A thrilling, moving and occasionally brutal journey into the frozen wilderness, where survival is earned rather than guaranteed and the comforts of civilisation become increasingly distant memories. And a useful reminder that beneath the affectionate exterior of even the most pampered domestic dog may lurk the ancient spirit of a wolf. Although persuading the average modern Labrador to abandon the sofa and answer the call of the wild might prove considerably more difficult than Jack London imagined. Particularly if it’s raining. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7672/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-call-of-the-wild-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arco Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7671 The Mental Side of Golf by Kenneth R Thompson The Mental Side of Golf (1955) – Kenneth R. Thompson Frederick Muller | ISBN: None Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Golf. That magnificent outdoor activity in which otherwise intelligent, financially responsible adults spend several hours attempting to propel a small white ball into a distant hole, frequently discovering that the principal obstacle is not the weather, the terrain or even the ball itself, but the extraordinarily uncooperative contents of their own heads. In The Mental Side of Golf, Kenneth R. Thompson turns his attention to one of the game’s most mysterious and infuriating challenges: the psychological struggle between the golfer, the golf course and the deeply inconvenient fact that the human brain has an almost supernatural ability to sabotage a perfectly respectable swing. After all, hitting a stationary ball with a specially designed club ought to be reasonably straightforward. The ball isn’t moving. Nobody is defending it. There are no opposing players attempting to tackle you. Yet somehow, the simplest shot can become an elaborate exercise in anxiety, uncertainty and catastrophic misjudgement. The trouble begins with thinking. A golfer approaches the tee feeling wonderfully confident. The stance is correct, the grip is comfortable, and the fairway stretches invitingly ahead. Then, at precisely the wrong moment, the mind introduces an entirely unnecessary question: what if the ball goes into the trees? Naturally, it goes into the trees. Thompson’s subject is the mental discipline required to play golf successfully, exploring the importance of confidence, concentration, emotional control and the ability to recover from mistakes without allowing a single disastrous shot to ruin the remaining seventeen holes. For golf is as much a battle against frustration as it is a test of physical skill. A technically competent player can perform magnificently on the practice ground, only to disintegrate spectacularly when confronted with a narrow fairway, an audience of three elderly gentlemen and the uncomfortable knowledge that the next shot actually matters. The psychological difficulties are almost endless. There is overconfidence, underconfidence, nervousness, distraction, excessive caution and the peculiar phenomenon whereby attempting too hard to avoid a bunker appears to make the bunker magnetically attractive. Published in 1955, this book offers an intriguing glimpse into the psychology of golf long before sports psychologists became regular fixtures in professional coaching teams. Modern golfers may possess sophisticated equipment, launch monitors, computerised swing analysis and balls engineered to remarkable tolerances, but their brains remain reassuringly capable of producing precisely the same old disasters. There is something wonderfully timeless about golf’s mental challenges. The clubs change, the courses evolve, and the clothing becomes progressively more expensive, yet the internal conversation between golfer and impending catastrophe remains stubbornly familiar. This 1955 Frederick Muller edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for golf enthusiasts, collectors of vintage sporting literature and anyone fascinated by the psychological dimensions of a game that has been driving perfectly respectable people to distraction for centuries. A thoughtful exploration of the relationship between confidence, concentration and sporting performance, from an era when golf instruction came in books rather than through a smartphone app demanding another monthly subscription. Because the greatest obstacle on the golf course isn’t necessarily the water hazard, the deep rough or the terrifyingly positioned bunker. It’s the six inches between your ears. And unfortunately, you can’t replace those with a better set of clubs. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7671/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mental-side-of-golf-oct-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Muller no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7670 The Story of Language by Mario Pei The Story of Language (1952) – Mario Pei George Allen & Unwin | First Edition | ISBN: None Condition: Good – Repaired Dust Jacket | Sold by Crappy Old Books Language. Humanity’s greatest invention, apart from the wheel, central heating and possibly the sandwich. Without it, civilisation would consist largely of people pointing at things, making impatient noises and attempting to explain complicated financial arrangements through interpretive dance. With it, we have produced Shakespeare, the King James Bible, international diplomacy, advertising slogans and the extraordinary British ability to say "quite interesting" when we actually mean "utterly dreadful". In The Story of Language, celebrated linguist Mario Pei undertakes the magnificent task of explaining how human beings came to communicate through thousands of different languages, why those languages evolved as they did, and how the simple business of making oneself understood developed into one of the most complicated and fascinating achievements of civilisation. And complicated it certainly is. Why does English possess a spelling system apparently devised by several committees who refused to communicate with one another? Why do some languages require speakers to negotiate elaborate grammatical genders, while others manage perfectly well without them? Why do words change their meanings, disappear entirely or return centuries later wearing a completely different linguistic disguise? Pei guides readers through the extraordinary history and diversity of human speech, examining the origins, development, classification and relationships of languages across the world. From ancient tongues preserved in inscriptions and manuscripts to the living languages spoken by millions, he explores the remarkable ways in which societies develop systems of communication suited to their histories, cultures and circumstances. The story encompasses language families, linguistic change, pronunciation, vocabulary, writing systems and the curious processes through which languages borrow from one another. English, naturally, provides particularly fertile territory, having spent centuries enthusiastically acquiring words from practically everybody it encountered, often without bothering to return them. There is something wonderfully ironic about the fact that humanity developed language to make communication easier, only to produce thousands of mutually unintelligible versions of it. A traveller crossing Europe can discover that the simple act of ordering breakfast requires an entirely new vocabulary every few hundred miles. Pei’s great achievement is to make the enormous subject of linguistics accessible to ordinary readers, combining scholarship with an infectious curiosity about the remarkable variety of human expression. Published in 1952, this volume also offers a fascinating glimpse into mid-twentieth-century linguistic scholarship. Some theories and terminology have since developed considerably, but its broad exploration of language remains an absorbing introduction to the subject. This 1952 first edition, published by George Allen & Unwin, is offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books. The dust jacket previously had a tear which has been repaired, an important detail for collectors, although a little restoration seems entirely appropriate for a book about something that has itself been repeatedly altered, adapted and reconstructed over thousands of years. An appealing acquisition for linguists, etymologists, historians, language enthusiasts and anyone who has ever wondered why humanity requires so many different ways of saying essentially the same thing. A fascinating journey through the history of our most remarkable means of communication. Because without language, human beings would have considerably fewer misunderstandings. Although, admittedly, considerably fewer opportunities to explain them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7670/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-language-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7669 Pamela by Samuel Richardson Pamela (1958) – Samuel Richardson Norton | ISBN: None Condition: Fair – A Small Number of Annotations and Minor Pen Marks Beside Paragraphs | Sold by Crappy Old Books Virtue. That splendid eighteenth-century commodity which everybody claimed to possess, everybody expected young women to defend at all costs, and wealthy gentlemen occasionally regarded as an irritating obstacle to getting precisely what they wanted. In an age when marriage was a serious financial transaction, social advancement depended heavily upon one’s connections, and a servant girl’s prospects were generally restricted to working extremely hard for remarkably little reward, Samuel Richardson had the audacity to suggest that a young woman’s moral principles might be worth more than her employer’s entire fortune. Naturally, this caused quite a sensation. Welcome to Pamela, Richardson’s enormously influential 1740 novel, a literary phenomenon that helped establish the English novel as a respectable form of entertainment, despite containing enough romantic tension, questionable behaviour and moral controversy to keep eighteenth-century readers enthusiastically arguing over their breakfast tables. Our heroine is Pamela Andrews, a young servant employed in a wealthy household whose comfortable existence takes an alarming turn when her master, the mysterious Mr B, develops an interest in her that extends considerably beyond whether the drawing room has been properly dusted. Mr B is rich, powerful and accustomed to getting his own way. Pamela is young, socially vulnerable and determined to preserve her virtue in the face of his increasingly unwelcome attentions. The resulting struggle involves manipulation, attempted seduction, confinement, moral resistance and enough emotional correspondence to keep the eighteenth-century postal service magnificently occupied. For Richardson tells his story largely through Pamela’s letters and journal entries, allowing readers to experience her fears, hopes, indignation and complicated feelings as events unfold. It’s an early triumph of the epistolary novel, demonstrating that people were perfectly capable of revealing their innermost thoughts at exhausting length long before the invention of social media. The novel became a publishing sensation, inspiring admiration, criticism, imitations and outright parodies. Some readers celebrated Pamela as an example of feminine virtue, while others suspected that the boundary between moral steadfastness and calculated social advancement was rather more ambiguous than Richardson intended. Modern readers may find the relationship between Pamela and her employer distinctly troubling, particularly the extraordinary imbalance of power and the novel’s eventual treatment of his behaviour. Yet these tensions also make the book a fascinating document of eighteenth-century attitudes towards gender, class, marriage and morality. This 1958 Norton edition, offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, contains a small number of annotations, mainly minor pen marks beside paragraphs. These are worth mentioning for collectors seeking pristine copies, although they also suggest that a previous reader was sufficiently engaged to leave occasional evidence of intellectual activity. An important work of literary history, ideal for students of the early English novel, collectors of classic fiction and anyone curious about the extraordinary complications of courtship before the invention of dating apps. A remarkable tale of virtue, power, social ambition and moral determination. And proof that eighteenth-century romantic relationships could be every bit as complicated as modern ones. They simply required considerably more stationery. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7669/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pamela-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7668 Tales My Father Taught Me by Osbert Sitwell Tales My Father Taught Me (1963) – Osbert Sitwell Readers Union | ISBN: None Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Fathers. Those formidable figures whose principal responsibilities traditionally include dispensing wisdom, correcting one’s manners, explaining why modern society is going to the dogs and recounting family anecdotes that become steadily more extraordinary with each repetition. Some fathers teach their children how to mend bicycles or grow vegetables. Others provide an education in the peculiarities of aristocratic society, eccentric relatives and the magnificent absurdities of the British upper classes. Osbert Sitwell, fortunately for his readers, belonged to the second category. In Tales My Father Taught Me, the celebrated poet, novelist, critic and chronicler of aristocratic eccentricity turns his attention to the stories, recollections and extraordinary personalities associated with his father, Sir George Sitwell, a man whose remarkable individuality would have presented a considerable challenge to any novelist attempting to invent him. Sir George was an aristocrat, antiquarian, landowner, eccentric and enthusiastic exponent of ideas that occasionally bore only a passing resemblance to conventional wisdom. His interests ranged from historical research and garden design to matters of domestic organisation, and he possessed the enviable confidence of a man who apparently saw no reason why the rest of the world should not adopt his personal opinions immediately. The Sitwell family itself was hardly an ordinary household. Osbert and his siblings, Edith and Sacheverell, became prominent figures in twentieth-century British literary and artistic life, establishing reputations for originality, wit and an enthusiastic disregard for the conventions of respectable society. Growing up amid such personalities was unlikely to produce a conventional childhood. Family life involved aristocratic traditions, strong opinions, elaborate social rituals and enough eccentric behaviour to provide several lifetimes of literary material. Sitwell’s account celebrates the peculiar world of inherited privilege and Edwardian grandeur, where the distinction between charming individuality and complete absurdity was often determined by the size of one’s country estate. There is something wonderfully British about a social system in which a wealthy gentleman can develop the most extraordinary habits and be celebrated as an eccentric, while somebody with considerably less money behaving in precisely the same fashion might attract the attention of the local authorities. Behind the humour lies a fascinating portrait of a vanished social world, populated by individuals whose assumptions about class, authority, family and personal importance belonged to an age increasingly overtaken by modernity. Osbert Sitwell’s elegant prose, affectionate mockery and eye for the ridiculous make this an entertaining excursion into family history and the peculiarities of the English aristocracy. The result is a reminder that the truth about certain families can be considerably stranger than anything invented by a writer of fiction. This 1963 Readers Union edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for collectors of the Sitwell family, enthusiasts of literary memoirs and readers fascinated by the eccentricities of Britain’s privileged classes. A delightful journey into a world of formidable fathers, unusual opinions and aristocratic peculiarities, where wealth provided the freedom to be magnificently unreasonable. And proof that having an eccentric father can be an enormous advantage to a writer. Particularly when the old gentleman supplies enough material to fill a book without anybody having to invent a thing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7668/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tales-my-father-taught-me-oct-2026.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Readers Union no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7667 Reflections in a Writers Eye by Angus Wilson Reflections in a Writer’s Eye (1988) – Angus Wilson Paladin | ISBN: 9780586086407 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Writers. Those curious individuals who spend their lives observing humanity, making notes about its peculiarities and then transforming perfectly ordinary people into fictional characters who behave considerably worse than their real-life counterparts. It is a profession requiring imagination, patience, an unhealthy interest in other people’s private affairs and the ability to sit alone in a room for several hours without concluding that one has made a terrible career decision. In Reflections in a Writer’s Eye, distinguished British novelist Angus Wilson turns his perceptive literary gaze upon the world of books, writers, society and the extraordinary business of making sense of human experience through the written word. Wilson was one of the most accomplished and distinctive British novelists of the post-war period, celebrated for his psychological insight, sharp social observation and wonderfully unsentimental understanding of human behaviour. His fiction frequently exposed the hypocrisies, anxieties and moral contradictions lurking beneath the respectable surface of English society, particularly among people who considered themselves far too sophisticated to possess any. And English society, naturally, provided him with an almost inexhaustible supply of material. This collection of literary reflections offers an opportunity to encounter Wilson as an observer and commentator, exploring the relationship between literature and life, the work of other writers and the cultural influences that shape the novelist’s imagination. For Wilson, writing was never simply a matter of inventing attractive characters and arranging for them to fall in love in picturesque surroundings. Literature could expose uncomfortable truths, examine moral uncertainty and reveal the extraordinary complexities concealed beneath apparently conventional lives. His perspective is particularly interesting because he belonged to a generation of British authors who witnessed profound social transformation. The decline of traditional class structures, changing attitudes towards sexuality, the erosion of established authority and the emergence of new cultural expectations provided fertile ground for a novelist interested in the contradictions of modern existence. There is also something wonderfully ironic about writers examining the literary profession itself. Few occupations devote quite so much intellectual energy to explaining why their practitioners do what they do, particularly when the explanation could probably be reduced to an inability to resist telling stories about other people. Wilson’s literary intelligence, humour and critical sensibility make his observations appealing to readers interested not merely in individual books but in the wider questions of what literature achieves, why certain writers matter and how fiction reflects the societies that produce it. This 1988 Paladin paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an attractive addition to the shelves of Angus Wilson enthusiasts, students of twentieth-century British literature and readers who enjoy thoughtful literary commentary from someone who understood the practical difficulties of producing the very books that critics subsequently discuss. An engaging encounter with a sharp, intelligent and frequently mischievous literary mind, examining the world through the eyes of someone professionally obliged to notice what everybody else would rather overlook. Because the great advantage of being a novelist is that life’s disappointments, absurdities and embarrassing encounters are never entirely wasted. They can always be turned into literature. Preferably with the names changed, particularly if the people concerned are still alive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7667/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reflections-in-a-writers-eye-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paladin 9780586086407 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7666 Israel by H Dennis-Jones Israel (1974) – H. Dennis-Jones Collins | ISBN: 000435737X Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Israel. A small country occupying a remarkably large proportion of the world’s historical, religious and political attention. Situated at the meeting point of three continents and associated with three major world religions, it possesses enough ancient history, archaeological treasures and modern controversy to keep historians, diplomats, theologians and newspaper editors permanently employed. And that’s before anybody starts arguing about the borders. In Israel, H. Dennis-Jones takes readers back to the country as it appeared in the early 1970s, when the modern state was barely a quarter of a century old, the Middle East remained an exceptionally complicated neighbourhood, and international politics could turn a relatively modest stretch of territory into the principal subject of diplomatic discussion from Washington to Moscow. Published in 1974 by Collins, this volume offers an intriguing opportunity to encounter Israel through the perspective of its own era, before decades of subsequent political, demographic and economic developments transformed the country and its international relationships. The historical background alone is extraordinary. Ancient cities, biblical landscapes, successive empires, religious traditions and archaeological remains combine to create a region in which almost every square mile seems to have attracted the attention of a prophet, conqueror, merchant or ambitious military commander at some point during the preceding three thousand years. Jerusalem, naturally, occupies a particularly remarkable position. Few cities can claim such profound importance to Judaism, Christianity and Islam, or such an extraordinary history of conquest, rebuilding, destruction and competing claims to sacred territory. It is a place where history is never very far beneath the surface, sometimes quite literally. Modern Israel, established in 1948, brought an entirely new political reality to this ancient landscape. Immigration, agricultural development, expanding towns, industrial growth and the challenges of building a modern state existed alongside unresolved conflicts, the displacement of Palestinians and continuing regional tensions. The timing of this 1974 publication is particularly significant. The country had recently experienced the 1973 Arab–Israeli War, following the earlier conflicts of 1948, 1956 and 1967. The political circumstances of the Middle East were changing rapidly, and many questions that would shape subsequent decades remained unanswered. There is something especially valuable about older books on countries undergoing profound transformation. They preserve not merely geographical descriptions and historical information but also the assumptions, perspectives and expectations of the period in which they were written. What appears obvious with hindsight may have seemed anything but certain to contemporary observers. And, as the Middle East has repeatedly demonstrated, predictions about its political future are best undertaken with considerable caution and a readily available eraser. This 1974 Collins edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, will appeal to collectors of vintage geographical literature, readers interested in Israeli history and anyone studying how the country was presented to English-speaking audiences during the 1970s. A fascinating period publication concerning one of the world’s most historically significant and politically complex countries. Because while some nations can enjoy decades of relative obscurity, Israel has seldom had that particular luxury. Even its ancient stones seem incapable of escaping an argument. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7666/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/israel-oct-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780004357379 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7665 From a View to a Death by Anthony Powell From a View to a Death (1979) – Anthony Powell Fontana | ISBN: 0006151361 Condition: Fair – Slightly Sloped Spine | Sold by Crappy Old Books The English countryside. Rolling hills, picturesque villages, ancient country houses and a population of apparently respectable individuals whose principal occupations involve drinking, gossiping, pursuing unsuitable romantic attachments and maintaining the comforting illusion that nothing particularly scandalous ever happens outside London. It is a world of impeccable manners, inherited privilege and the occasional corpse, because even the most charming rural idyll can become inconveniently complicated. Welcome to From a View to a Death, Anthony Powell’s wonderfully satirical novel of English society, eccentric personalities and the dangerous consequences of allowing ambition, vanity and romantic obsession to roam freely among the landed classes. Originally published in 1933, the novel belongs to Powell’s early literary career, long before his celebrated twelve-volume sequence A Dance to the Music of Time established him as one of Britain’s finest chroniclers of social behaviour. Yet his extraordinary eye for the absurdities of class, character and human relationships is already magnificently apparent. At the centre of the story is Arthur Zouch, an ambitious and thoroughly self-important young artist whose arrival in the countryside introduces an element of artistic pretension into an already complicated social environment. Zouch possesses considerable confidence in his own abilities, an impressive appreciation of his personal importance and the sort of romantic ambitions that generally produce disastrous results when combined with wealthy families and social expectations. The novel unfolds among an assortment of eccentric characters whose lives revolve around country-house visits, romantic manoeuvring and the elaborate rituals of English upper-middle-class existence. Beneath the surface of polite conversation and carefully observed social conventions lie rivalries, misunderstandings and enough concealed motives to keep an experienced psychiatrist comfortably employed. Powell’s humour is deliciously dry. Rather than announcing that his characters are ridiculous, he simply allows them to speak, behave and make decisions, trusting the reader to appreciate the full extent of their absurdity. It is a remarkably effective technique, particularly when dealing with people whose confidence in their own judgement is inversely proportional to their actual understanding of events. The novel also offers a sharp portrait of interwar English society, when traditional class structures remained firmly established but the certainties supporting them were beginning to look increasingly fragile. Artistic ambition, inherited wealth, marriage and social advancement collide in a world where appearances are everything and sincerity is frequently regarded as a regrettable personal weakness. Despite its deceptively leisurely atmosphere, From a View to a Death develops into something darker, demonstrating that the consequences of foolish behaviour can extend considerably beyond an embarrassing conversation over afternoon tea. This 1979 Fontana paperback, offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, has a slightly sloped spine, reflecting its previous reading life. It is a perfectly appropriate opportunity to acquire a vintage reading copy rather than an immaculate museum exhibit. An appealing addition to any Anthony Powell collection, particularly for readers who enjoy Evelyn Waugh, English social satire and novels populated by people whose extraordinary confidence in themselves is rarely justified by events. A wonderfully ironic examination of class, pretension, romantic ambition and the curious habits of the English. Because nothing quite captures the elegance of country-house society like a collection of privileged people behaving appallingly while pretending that everybody else is responsible. Preferably before dinner. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7665/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-a-view-to-a-death-oct-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006151364 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7664 Ring of Steel by Alexander Watson Ring of Steel: Germany and Austria-Hungary at War, 1914–1918 (2015) – Alexander Watson Penguin | ISBN: 9780141042039 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books The First World War. That magnificent demonstration of humanity’s ability to combine modern technology, ancient political grievances and spectacularly poor judgement into a catastrophe of almost unimaginable proportions. Millions of men were mobilised, entire economies were reorganised, and Europe’s crowned heads discovered that declaring war was considerably easier than bringing one to a satisfactory conclusion. In Ring of Steel, historian Alexander Watson examines the Great War from a perspective often overshadowed by familiar accounts of British trenches, French battlefields and generals enthusiastically sending infantry towards machine guns. His subjects are Germany and Austria-Hungary, the two Central Powers whose struggle for survival became an increasingly desperate confrontation with enemies, economic collapse and their own internal contradictions. Watson begins with the extraordinary events of 1914, when Europe’s political leaders stumbled into a conflict that many expected to conclude quickly. Unfortunately, nobody had adequately considered what would happen if everyone proved equally determined not to lose. Germany and Austria-Hungary found themselves surrounded by hostile powers, fighting on multiple fronts while attempting to maintain the loyalty, productivity and morale of increasingly exhausted populations. The resulting struggle extended far beyond the battlefield, transforming everyday existence through food shortages, inflation, political repression, propaganda and the growing intrusion of the state into practically every aspect of civilian life. One of the book’s great strengths is its attention to ordinary people. Soldiers, workers, women, families and civilians endured the consequences of decisions made by rulers and military commanders who frequently seemed to regard human suffering as an unfortunate but necessary accounting entry. Austria-Hungary presents a particularly fascinating case. An enormous multinational empire attempting to hold together Germans, Hungarians, Czechs, Poles, Croats and numerous other communities, it faced the considerable difficulty of maintaining unity while conducting an increasingly disastrous war. Keeping such an arrangement functioning during peacetime was challenging enough. Doing so while the population was hungry and the army was losing was rather less promising. Watson also examines the radicalisation of wartime politics, the treatment of civilian populations, the consequences of military occupation and the increasingly desperate measures adopted by governments confronting the possibility of defeat. Drawing upon extensive historical research, he challenges simplistic explanations of the Central Powers’ experience, demonstrating how patriotic enthusiasm, fear, endurance and disillusionment shaped societies pushed towards breaking point. Originally published in 2014, this 2015 Penguin edition is an outstanding contribution to modern military and European history, illuminating the social and political dimensions of a conflict whose consequences helped shape the catastrophes that followed. This As New copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for serious students of the First World War, historians of Germany and Austria-Hungary, and anyone interested in understanding how powerful states can exhaust themselves fighting wars they can no longer afford to win. A substantial, compelling and deeply sobering account of four years of destruction, sacrifice and political disintegration. And a reminder that when governments promise a short, glorious war, the sensible response is probably to ask whether they’ve considered the possibility that the other side has made exactly the same promise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7664/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ring-of-steel-oct-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780141042039 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7663 Augustus - The Biography by Jochen Bleicken Augustus: The Biography (2016) – Jochen Bleicken Penguin | ISBN: 9780140294828 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books Augustus. Rome’s first emperor, master politician, ruthless survivor and arguably the most successful practitioner of the ancient art of acquiring absolute power while insisting that nothing of the sort has happened. In a world where ambitious Roman politicians frequently ended their careers with a dagger between the ribs, Augustus managed to die peacefully in bed, surrounded by an empire that he had effectively turned into his personal property. An impressive achievement, particularly considering what happened to his adoptive father. In Augustus: The Biography, distinguished German historian Jochen Bleicken examines the extraordinary life of the man born Gaius Octavius, who rose from relative obscurity to become the undisputed ruler of Rome, transforming a battered republic into an imperial system that would endure for centuries. The story begins amid the spectacular political chaos of the late Roman Republic, when elections, constitutional principles and republican virtues were frequently discussed by men who maintained private armies and regarded assassination as an acceptable method of resolving parliamentary disagreements. When Julius Caesar was murdered in 44 BC, his young adopted heir inherited not merely a famous name and a considerable political opportunity, but an exceptionally dangerous collection of enemies. The sensible response might have been to retire to the countryside and take up gardening. Octavian, however, had rather more ambitious plans. Through political manoeuvring, military campaigns, shifting alliances and an impressive willingness to eliminate opposition, he gradually defeated his rivals, including Mark Antony and Cleopatra, before emerging as the dominant figure in the Roman world. But conquering Rome was only half the challenge. The truly remarkable achievement was persuading Romans, who supposedly despised monarchy, to accept a system in which one individual controlled virtually everything while maintaining the comforting appearance that the republic still existed. Augustus proved exceptionally talented at this particular form of political theatre. Bleicken’s substantial biography explores the complex personality behind the carefully cultivated public image, examining Augustus as politician, military leader, administrator and architect of a new constitutional order. Rather than presenting him simply as a heroic founder or calculating tyrant, the book investigates the political circumstances, institutions and personal decisions that shaped his extraordinary career. Under Augustus, Rome experienced administrative reform, territorial expansion, ambitious building programmes and a period of relative stability following decades of civil conflict. The emperor famously claimed to have found Rome built of brick and left it clothed in marble, although the residents presumably remained responsible for the cleaning. This 2016 Penguin edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for students of ancient history, enthusiasts of Roman politics and readers fascinated by the extraordinary individuals who shaped the classical world. A scholarly and absorbing account of ambition, violence, political genius and the remarkable construction of imperial authority. Because while Julius Caesar acquired the reputation of wanting to become king and ended up murdered by his colleagues, Augustus effectively became one without admitting it. Proof that in politics, as in business, presentation can be almost as important as the product. Especially when the product is absolute power. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7663/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/augustus-the-biography-oct-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140294828 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7662 Reluctant Meister - How Germanys Past is Shaping Its European Future by Stephen Green Reluctant Meister: How Germany’s Past Is Shaping Its European Future (2016) – Stephen Green Haus Publishing | ISBN: 9781910376577 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Germany. Europe’s economic powerhouse, industrial champion, engineering perfectionist and a nation whose citizens have somehow acquired an international reputation for punctuality, efficiency and taking recycling considerably more seriously than most people take their marriages. Yet for all its economic strength and political influence, modern Germany has traditionally approached the prospect of leading Europe with approximately the same enthusiasm as somebody being asked to organise a family Christmas involving seventeen relatives who haven’t spoken to one another since 1983. In Reluctant Meister, Stephen Green explores this fascinating contradiction: a country powerful enough to dominate European economic affairs, yet profoundly uncomfortable with the historical implications of exercising that power. The title itself captures the dilemma beautifully. Germany is the Meister, the master or champion, whether it particularly wants the position or not. Its industrial strength, export success and financial influence place it at the centre of European affairs, while its turbulent twentieth-century history provides an unusually powerful reason to avoid appearing too enthusiastic about telling other countries what to do. And what a history it has to contend with. From imperial ambition and the catastrophe of the First World War to Nazism, the Second World War, division during the Cold War and eventual reunification, Germany’s modern identity has been shaped by events that would be enough to give most nations a severe collective headache. Green examines how this historical inheritance influences German politics, national identity and attitudes towards European integration. The result is a portrait of a country whose economic success has created expectations of leadership, while its political culture remains deeply conscious of the dangers of nationalism, militarism and unchecked power. The European Union provides the perfect setting for this uncomfortable balancing act. Germany is expected to supply economic stability, financial credibility and decisive leadership, particularly during periods of crisis. Yet when it attempts to exercise that leadership, neighbours occasionally become nervous about German dominance. Apparently, the ideal arrangement is for Germany to lead Europe without looking as though it is leading Europe, a diplomatic challenge roughly equivalent to conducting an orchestra while pretending not to hold the baton. Published in 2016, the book appeared during an especially unsettled period for Europe, following the eurozone debt crisis and amid arguments over migration, national sovereignty and Britain’s increasingly enthusiastic preparations for leaving the European Union. Green, a former banking executive and British government minister, brings an informed perspective to the relationship between economics, politics and national history, exploring the difficult questions facing a continent increasingly dependent upon German influence. This 2016 Haus Publishing edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for readers interested in European politics, German history, international relations and the curious business of becoming the most influential country in the room while desperately trying not to look too pleased about it. An absorbing examination of power, responsibility, historical memory and the uncomfortable obligations of economic success. Because being Europe’s strongest economy is one thing. Persuading everybody else that you have absolutely no intention of becoming their boss is quite another. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7662/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/relectant-meister-oct-2026.jpg 2.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haus Publishing 9781910376577 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7661 An Economic History of England - The 18th Century by TS Ashton An Economic History of England: The 18th Century (1977) – T. S. Ashton Methuen | ISBN: 0416573606 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The eighteenth century. A splendid time to be an English aristocrat, a somewhat less splendid time to be an agricultural labourer, and an absolutely magnificent time to own a coal mine, provided you weren’t personally expected to go down it. Britain was embarking upon an extraordinary economic transformation, discovering that steam, machinery, commerce and a plentiful supply of people willing to work extremely long hours could make a nation remarkably wealthy, although not necessarily the people doing the working. In An Economic History of England: The 18th Century, distinguished economic historian T. S. Ashton explores the forces that transformed eighteenth-century England from a predominantly agricultural society into the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. And what a transformation it was. Agriculture became increasingly productive, towns expanded, trade flourished, manufacturing developed and entrepreneurs began discovering that there were fortunes to be made by producing enormous quantities of goods that previously required considerable patience and manual labour. Ashton examines the economic foundations of this remarkable period, exploring agriculture, population growth, industry, transport, commerce and the gradual development of the institutions that helped make industrial expansion possible. The story involves rather more than the traditional procession of heroic inventors standing beside steam engines looking pleased with themselves. Economic change depended upon countless developments, from improvements in farming and the expansion of markets to the availability of capital, changing patterns of employment and the increasingly sophisticated organisation of production. Naturally, progress was not distributed equally. Landowners, merchants, manufacturers and investors discovered exciting new opportunities for enrichment, while agricultural workers and industrial labourers were frequently invited to contribute to national prosperity by working harder for wages that did not always reflect their enthusiasm. Ashton was one of the most influential historians of the Industrial Revolution, particularly associated with interpretations that emphasised enterprise, technological progress and the improvements in material life made possible by economic development. His work remains an important contribution to the historiography of Britain’s industrial transformation, even where subsequent historians have challenged aspects of his arguments. There is something wonderfully ironic about the eighteenth century’s economic achievements. Britain developed increasingly efficient methods of manufacturing goods, transporting commodities and generating wealth, yet somehow failed to discover an equally efficient method of ensuring that everybody enjoyed the resulting prosperity. Still, the canals were impressive. This 1977 Methuen edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing addition to the shelves of economic historians, students of the Industrial Revolution and anyone curious about how Britain became the workshop of the world before eventually discovering that other countries had learned how to operate workshops too. An illuminating examination of the commercial, agricultural and industrial developments that helped shape modern Britain, written by a historian whose scholarship played a significant role in defining how the period has been understood. Because behind every great industrial revolution stands a complicated collection of economic forces, ambitious entrepreneurs, ingenious inventors and exhausted workers. And somewhere in the background, inevitably, a landlord collecting the rent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7661/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-economic-history-of-england-the-18th-century-oct-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780416573602 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7660 The French Lieutenants Woman by John Fowles The French Lieutenant’s Woman (1973) – John Fowles Panther Books | ISBN: 058603403X Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Victorian England. An age of impeccable manners, rigid morality, enormous skirts and the reassuring conviction that almost everything enjoyable was either sinful, socially unacceptable or likely to result in a thoroughly unpleasant scandal. Respectable gentlemen wore respectable clothes, respectable ladies behaved respectably, and everybody pretended that human desire had been abolished by royal decree sometime during Queen Victoria’s reign. Unfortunately, nobody appears to have informed John Fowles. In The French Lieutenant’s Woman, Fowles transports readers to the windswept Dorset coast of the 1860s, where the respectable world of Victorian society is about to collide with something considerably more dangerous than bad weather: an independent woman with a mysterious past and absolutely no intention of behaving as expected. At the centre of the story is Charles Smithson, a comfortably privileged gentleman, amateur naturalist and apparently sensible fellow engaged to Ernestina Freeman, the daughter of a wealthy businessman. His future seems pleasantly predictable, involving marriage, social advancement and the continued enjoyment of a lifestyle in which the greatest inconvenience might be an unsuitable dinner guest. Then he encounters Sarah Woodruff. Sarah is a mysterious, solitary woman whose supposed involvement with a French naval officer has earned her the scandalous reputation reflected in the novel’s title. She stands apart from respectable society, walking along the coast and attracting the sort of disapproving attention normally reserved for people who fail to attend church or express controversial opinions about the monarchy. Charles becomes fascinated by her, beginning a relationship of emotional and psychological complexity that threatens everything he believes about duty, morality and his own carefully arranged future. But Fowles isn’t content merely to write a Victorian romance involving forbidden attraction, social disgrace and the occasional dramatic encounter on a windswept cliff. Instead, he constructs an extraordinary literary experiment, combining nineteenth-century storytelling with modern philosophical questions about freedom, identity, authorial control and the possibility that fictional characters might possess ambitions of their own. The narrator frequently interrupts proceedings to discuss history, social conventions and the mechanics of fiction itself, occasionally behaving like an author who has wandered into his own novel and decided to rearrange the furniture. Originally published in 1969, The French Lieutenant’s Woman became one of the most celebrated British novels of its generation and was subsequently adapted into the acclaimed 1981 film starring Meryl Streep and Jeremy Irons. This 1973 Panther paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing addition to the shelves of literary fiction enthusiasts, John Fowles collectors and readers who appreciate novels that challenge both social conventions and the traditional rules of storytelling. A richly atmospheric, intelligent and frequently mischievous exploration of love, repression, freedom and the extraordinary difficulty of deciding what one actually wants from life. And a reminder that Victorian respectability was a wonderfully impressive institution. Provided nobody looked too closely at what was happening behind the curtains. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7660/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-french-lieutenants-woman-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586034033 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7659 The Rest of the Robots by Isaac Asimov The Rest of the Robots (1997) – Isaac Asimov HarperCollinsPublishers | ISBN: 9780586025949 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Robots. Humanity has been dreaming about them for generations, largely because the prospect of inventing intelligent machines capable of doing all the unpleasant jobs sounds considerably more attractive than actually doing those jobs ourselves. Unfortunately, as Isaac Asimov repeatedly demonstrates, creating artificial beings that obey instructions, protect their owners and never misbehave is a rather more complicated undertaking than assembling a mechanical servant and telling it to make the tea. Welcome to The Rest of the Robots, a fascinating collection of Asimov’s celebrated robot stories, in which artificial intelligence, human ingenuity and the occasional spectacular failure of common sense combine to create some of science fiction’s most entertaining intellectual puzzles. Asimov, one of the great architects of modern science fiction, transformed the literary robot from a lumbering metallic menace into something infinitely more interesting: a logical, sophisticated machine whose behaviour is governed by a carefully constructed set of ethical principles. His famous Three Laws of Robotics were designed to ensure that robots would not harm human beings, would obey legitimate instructions and would protect their own existence, provided doing so did not conflict with the more important laws. A perfectly sensible arrangement, one might imagine, until somebody discovers that even the clearest rules can produce extraordinary complications when applied to the bewildering irrationality of human behaviour. Throughout these stories, Asimov explores the strange relationship between people and their mechanical creations. Robots behave unexpectedly, humans misunderstand their own instructions, and apparently straightforward problems develop into elaborate mysteries requiring logic, scientific reasoning and considerably more patience than most people possess. One of the pleasures of Asimov’s fiction is his refusal to rely upon the conventional science-fiction solution of having everything explode whenever the plot becomes complicated. His stories are frequently detective puzzles disguised as technological adventures, where the challenge is to discover why a robot has behaved in a particular fashion rather than simply finding a sufficiently large weapon to dismantle it. The collection also reflects changing attitudes towards automation, artificial intelligence and the possibility that machines might eventually become intelligent enough to reveal just how unreasonable their human creators can be. Originally published in 1964, The Rest of the Robots belongs to a remarkable period of speculative fiction when computers occupied entire rooms, artificial intelligence remained largely theoretical, and the prospect of conversing with an intelligent machine seemed delightfully futuristic. Today, when computers can compose poetry, generate pictures and confidently provide completely incorrect answers to perfectly reasonable questions, Asimov’s concerns about logic, responsibility and machine behaviour seem more relevant than ever. This 1997 HarperCollins edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent addition to any Asimov collection, particularly for readers fascinated by robotics, artificial intelligence and the philosophical difficulties of making machines behave better than the people who invented them. A witty, ingenious and thought-provoking exploration of humanity’s mechanical future, from a writer who understood that the real problem with intelligent robots might not be the robots themselves. After all, you can programme a machine to obey three perfectly sensible laws. Teaching human beings to follow even one is proving rather more difficult. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7659/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rest-of-the-robots-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollinsPublishers 9780586025949 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7658 Loud Silences by Mogg Williams Loud Silences (1980) – Edited by Mogg Williams Mogg Williams | ISBN: None Condition: Good | 36 Pages | Sold by Crappy Old Books Silence. That wonderfully elusive phenomenon which everyone claims to appreciate but which very few people seem capable of maintaining for more than thirty seconds. In poetry, however, silence is an altogether more complicated affair. It can express grief, longing, anger, affection, loneliness or the profound frustration of living in a world where everybody insists on talking but remarkably few have anything worth saying. Welcome to Loud Silences, a slim and intriguing compilation of Welsh poetry edited by Mogg Williams, published in 1980 and extending to just 36 pages. A modest little volume in physical terms, although poetry has never been particularly interested in measuring its importance by the number of pages required to contain it. The title itself is a splendid contradiction. How can silence be loud? Quite easily, apparently, particularly when it contains everything that people cannot, will not or dare not express. A silence can be more revealing than an elaborate speech, more uncomfortable than an argument and considerably more memorable than the average politician’s attempt to explain why something unfortunate has happened. Wales, of course, possesses a rich and distinguished poetic tradition, one in which language, landscape, history and identity have long occupied central places. From the ancient Welsh bards to the modern literary imagination, poetry has provided a means of expressing both personal experience and collective memory, often with an intensity that makes ordinary conversation seem hopelessly inadequate. Within this tradition, a small poetry collection can offer an intimate encounter with the concerns and perspectives of its contributors, without requiring the reader to negotiate several hundred pages of literary theory before discovering what anybody actually feels. There is also something appealingly independent about Loud Silences. Published under the name of its editor, rather than bearing the familiar imprint of a major commercial publisher, it belongs to that valuable world of smaller literary publications whose existence demonstrates that poetry does not always require a large marketing department, a celebrity endorsement or an expensive launch party involving miniature sandwiches. Indeed, poetry has a long and honourable history of being written, published and circulated by people whose enthusiasm for literature considerably exceeds their expectations of becoming wealthy from it. A tradition that, one suspects, has survived almost entirely unchanged. Dating from 1980, this little volume is also an interesting artefact of Welsh literary culture at the beginning of a decade in which questions of language, community and cultural identity remained particularly significant. This 36-page edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, will appeal to collectors of Welsh poetry, enthusiasts of small-press publishing and readers who appreciate unusual literary discoveries that have escaped the relentless machinery of mainstream commercial publishing. A compact, characterful collection with a wonderfully evocative title, reminding us that words are not always necessary to communicate something important. And, rather appropriately, at just 36 pages, it doesn’t outstay its welcome. Which is more than can be said for most people who insist upon breaking the silence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7658/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/loud-silences-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mogg Williams no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7657 Banks and Industrial Finance in Britain 1800-1939 by Michael Collins Banks and Industrial Finance in Britain 1800–1939 (1991) – Michael Collins Macmillan | ISBN: 9780333491522 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Bankers. Those reassuringly serious individuals who spend their professional lives deciding whether other people should be allowed to borrow money, usually while occupying substantial buildings designed to suggest that the institution is considerably wealthier, wiser and more permanent than its customers. For centuries, British bankers have exercised enormous influence over the nation’s economic fortunes, although their enthusiasm for financing industrial progress has not always matched the ambitions of the people actually trying to manufacture something. In Banks and Industrial Finance in Britain 1800–1939, economic historian Michael Collins examines the relationship between Britain’s banking system and its industrial development during a period that saw the country rise to become the world’s leading manufacturing power, before discovering that maintaining this enviable position was rather more difficult than achieving it. The story begins in the nineteenth century, when steam engines, cotton mills, ironworks and railways were transforming the British economy at a speed that would have astonished earlier generations. Industrialists required capital, banks possessed money, and one might reasonably assume that bringing the two together would be perfectly straightforward. Naturally, economics seldom rewards reasonable assumptions. British banks developed distinctive traditions of lending, liquidity management and financial conservatism. Their preference for relatively short-term commercial credit has frequently been contrasted with the supposedly more adventurous industrial financing arrangements found elsewhere, particularly in Germany. But were British bankers genuinely responsible for holding back industrial development? Did they neglect promising manufacturers while concentrating upon safer and more respectable financial activities? Or have generations of critics unfairly blamed the banks for deeper problems within British industry? Collins investigates these questions through the historical development of banking institutions, industrial investment and the changing financial requirements of British businesses. His study explores the complex relationships between lenders and borrowers, questioning simplified explanations of Britain’s economic successes and subsequent industrial difficulties. The period covered includes the expansion of joint-stock banking, the growing concentration of financial institutions, the challenges of international competition and the considerable economic disruption caused by the First World War and the Great Depression. Throughout, the underlying problem remains wonderfully familiar: businesses need money to expand, banks want their loans repaid, and neither party is entirely convinced that the other understands the realities of commercial life. Published in 1991 by Macmillan, this scholarly volume offers a valuable contribution to British economic and financial history, particularly the longstanding debate surrounding the relationship between the City of London and the nation’s manufacturing industries. This Good-condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, will appeal to economic historians, banking researchers, students of industrialisation and anyone interested in understanding how Britain’s financial institutions helped shape, or occasionally complicated, the country’s economic development. An illuminating examination of nearly a century and a half of industrial ambition, financial caution and the eternal struggle to persuade somebody with money to lend it to somebody with an idea. Because while Britain may have invented the modern industrial economy, its bankers still wanted to know precisely when they could expect their money back. Preferably with interest. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7657/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/banks-and-industrial-finance-in-britain-1800-1939-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan 9780333491522 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7656 A Married Man by Piers Paul Read A Married Man (1982) – Piers Paul Read Pavanne | ISBN: 0330280821 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Marriage. That venerable institution in which two people promise to love, honour and cherish one another until death intervenes, or until one of them discovers that the other has been conducting an entirely different life behind the reassuring façade of domestic respectability. It is a magnificent arrangement, combining companionship, financial obligation, emotional dependency and the occasional terrifying realisation that the person sitting opposite you at breakfast may be almost a complete stranger. Welcome to A Married Man, Piers Paul Read’s sharply observed novel of relationships, ambition, moral compromise and the uncomfortable distance between the lives people lead and the lives they would prefer everybody else to believe they lead. At the centre of the story is a successful married man whose outwardly respectable existence conceals the familiar collection of personal contradictions, frustrated desires and questionable decisions that make middle-class domestic life such fertile territory for novelists. Beneath the surface of professional accomplishment and apparent stability lie tensions that threaten to expose the fragile arrangements upon which his comfortable world depends. Read, a novelist celebrated for his psychological insight and willingness to examine the less flattering aspects of human behaviour, is particularly adept at exploring the moral uncertainties of people who consider themselves fundamentally decent while behaving in ways that suggest the evidence may not entirely support their conclusions. His characters inhabit a world in which social position, ambition, sexuality and personal loyalty become entangled in a complicated web of expectations. Everybody knows how respectable people are supposed to behave. The difficulty, naturally, arises when respectable people develop interests that are not especially respectable. The novel’s fascination lies in its examination of the gap between public appearances and private experience. Marriage may provide an outward structure of permanence and security, but human beings have an unfortunate habit of introducing jealousy, vanity, dissatisfaction and self-deception into even the most carefully organised arrangements. There is something wonderfully ironic about the phrase a married man. It sounds so reassuringly ordinary, suggesting stability, responsibility and somebody who has finally settled down. Yet the description tells us remarkably little about the individual concerned, beyond the fact that another person has legally agreed to share his difficulties. Read’s restrained, intelligent prose allows the uncomfortable implications of his characters’ choices to emerge without the need for extravagant melodrama. His interest is not simply in what people do, but in the elaborate explanations they construct to persuade themselves that their behaviour is entirely reasonable. Originally published in 1979, this 1982 Pavanne paperback belongs to a period of British literary fiction particularly interested in class, morality, relationships and the gradual disintegration of traditional social certainties. Offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, it is an appealing addition to the shelves of readers who enjoy psychologically astute fiction, uncomfortable domestic dramas and novels populated by intelligent people making spectacularly unwise decisions. A penetrating exploration of marriage, respectability and the remarkable human capacity for self-justification. Because being a married man is one thing. Behaving like a happily married man, apparently, is quite another. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7656/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-married-man-oct-2026.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pavanne 9780330280822 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7655 The Conquistadors by Hammond Innes The Conquistadors (1972) – Hammond Innes Fontana / Collins | ISBN: None Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Conquistadors. Those extraordinarily ambitious gentlemen who sailed across the Atlantic in search of gold, glory, God and the opportunity to claim enormous territories on behalf of a monarch who had never been anywhere near them. Armed with swords, horses, religious conviction and a remarkably flexible interpretation of other people’s property rights, they proceeded to transform the history of an entire continent, frequently with consequences that were rather less glorious for the people already living there. In The Conquistadors, acclaimed adventure writer Hammond Innes turns his attention to the dramatic Spanish conquest of the Americas, exploring an extraordinary period of exploration, ambition, violence and cultural upheaval that changed the world forever. The story of the conquistadors reads like an adventure novel written by someone with an unusually extravagant imagination. Hernán Cortés marched into the heart of the Aztec Empire with a relatively small force of Spaniards and substantial indigenous alliances, ultimately helping bring down one of the most powerful civilisations in the Americas. Francisco Pizarro achieved similarly astonishing results in the Inca Empire, demonstrating that an appetite for gold, political opportunism and superior weaponry could prove a deeply unpleasant combination. Naturally, the official justification for much of this activity involved spreading Christianity and civilisation, although the enormous quantities of precious metal subsequently shipped back to Spain suggest that spiritual enlightenment was not the only consideration. Hammond Innes, celebrated for his gripping adventure novels and fascination with remote landscapes, dangerous journeys and individuals confronting extraordinary circumstances, brings an adventurer’s sensibility to this turbulent historical subject. The conquistadors’ expeditions were filled with the ingredients of extraordinary drama: treacherous mountains, impenetrable forests, unfamiliar diseases, political intrigue, military confrontation and the ever-present possibility of being killed somewhere thousands of miles from home. Yet behind the spectacular achievements of exploration and conquest lies a darker history of destruction, exploitation and the devastation of indigenous societies. The arrival of Europeans brought not merely new political masters but diseases, forced labour, religious upheaval and the dismantling of civilisations whose achievements were every bit as remarkable as those of their conquerors. The fascination of the subject lies partly in its contradictions. These were men capable of extraordinary courage, endurance and resourcefulness, yet also responsible for acts of astonishing brutality. Their exploits helped establish the foundations of a new global order, while exposing the uncomfortable truth that one civilisation’s heroic adventure can be another’s catastrophe. This 1972 Fontana / Collins paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing addition to the shelves of readers interested in exploration, Spanish colonial history, the Americas and the colourful, frequently disturbing personalities who shaped the early modern world. A compelling journey into an age when maps contained vast blank spaces, fortunes could supposedly be found beyond the next mountain, and European adventurers regarded the discovery of an inhabited continent as an excellent excuse to announce that they owned it. Because nothing says civilisation quite like arriving uninvited, planting a flag and demanding to know where everyone keeps their gold. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7655/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-conquistadors-oct-2026.jpg 1.65 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana - Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7654 Bedford to Berlin and Beyond by Robert Coates Bedford to Berlin and Beyond (1994) – Robert Coates Fitzjames Press | ISBN: 9780948358050 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books Bedford to Berlin. Not, on the face of it, the most obvious journey imaginable. Bedford, that respectable English county town associated with brickmaking, engineering, the River Great Ouse and the comforting predictability of provincial life. Berlin, meanwhile, a city whose twentieth-century history involved two world wars, political extremism, foreign occupation, ideological confrontation and the construction of a wall that became one of the most notorious pieces of urban architecture ever devised. And beyond? Well, that rather depends upon where history decides to take you. In Bedford to Berlin and Beyond, Robert Coates presents an intriguingly titled journey from the familiar surroundings of Britain towards the much wider European world, inviting readers to contemplate the extraordinary contrasts between ordinary life at home and the dramatic events that shaped the continent during the twentieth century. It is a title that immediately suggests movement, changing circumstances and the curious ways in which individual lives can become entangled with places and events far beyond their original horizons. After all, somebody setting out from Bedford might reasonably anticipate arriving in Luton, perhaps even London, without necessarily expecting Berlin to feature prominently in the itinerary. Berlin itself offers enough historical material to keep several generations of historians permanently employed. Once the capital of imperial Germany, later the political centre of the Nazi dictatorship, and subsequently the divided symbol of the Cold War, it became a city where international tensions were expressed through checkpoints, concrete barriers, heavily armed soldiers and the extraordinary proposition that one half of a street could belong to an entirely different political universe. Published in 1994, just five years after the fall of the Berlin Wall, this Fitzjames Press volume belongs to an especially interesting historical moment. Germany had recently been reunified, the Soviet Union had disappeared, and Europe was attempting to adjust to the unfamiliar prospect of a future in which the Cold War no longer provided a convenient explanation for everything. There is something particularly appealing about books whose titles connect modest British locations with internationally significant destinations. They remind us that history is not experienced exclusively by presidents, generals and individuals whose names appear in enormous letters on monuments. It is also encountered by ordinary people whose journeys, careers and experiences take them into circumstances they could scarcely have anticipated. And, naturally, there is the eternal British challenge of travelling abroad while retaining a proper appreciation of the comforts of home, preferably including a decent cup of tea. This 1994 Fitzjames Press edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing find for collectors of lesser-known British publications, readers interested in European history and anyone attracted to unusual titles promising a journey considerably more ambitious than the average trip out of Bedfordshire. An intriguing vintage volume connecting the familiar with the faraway, and a reminder that even the most unassuming starting point can lead somewhere extraordinary. Because Bedford is a perfectly respectable place to begin. But Berlin certainly makes for a more dramatic chapter heading. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7654/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bedford-to-berlin-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fitzjames Press 9780948358050 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7653 Land Rover Series III by John Carroll Land Rover Series III (2021) – John Carroll Key Publishing | ISBN: 9781913870676 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Land Rover Series III. A magnificent example of British engineering philosophy, built upon the reassuring principle that if something is sufficiently simple, sufficiently sturdy and sufficiently uncomfortable, it will probably keep working long after more sophisticated machinery has surrendered to the elements. It is a vehicle designed to cross deserts, climb mountains, negotiate flooded tracks and transport sheep across muddy fields, although travelling fifty miles along a motorway without developing temporary deafness may present a greater challenge. In Land Rover Series III, John Carroll celebrates one of Britain’s most recognisable and enduring four-wheel-drive vehicles, a machine whose combination of practical engineering, agricultural charm and heroic indifference to passenger comfort has earned it generations of devoted admirers. Introduced in 1971, the Series III represented the next stage in the development of the original Land Rover, a vehicle conceived in the austere years following the Second World War when Britain desperately needed something useful, exportable and preferably capable of being repaired with a hammer. The Series III retained much of the rugged mechanical simplicity of its predecessors while introducing improvements to its appearance, interior and equipment. The familiar aluminium bodywork, sturdy chassis, selectable four-wheel drive and utilitarian character remained reassuringly intact. Luxury was not entirely absent, although it tended to mean having somewhere reasonably dry to sit and a heater that occasionally produced a measurable quantity of warmth. Carroll examines the history and character of the Series III, celebrating its many variations and the remarkable versatility that made it indispensable to farmers, soldiers, explorers, utility companies and people who lived in places where conventional motor cars rapidly became expensive garden ornaments. From short-wheelbase models bouncing enthusiastically across muddy fields to long-wheelbase workhorses carrying equipment, supplies and occasionally an improbable number of passengers, the Series III became a familiar sight across Britain and throughout the world. Its appeal was never based upon speed, refinement or sophisticated handling. The steering required commitment, the suspension encouraged a philosophical acceptance of discomfort, and the cabin acoustics made ordinary conversation an ambitious undertaking. But what the Land Rover lacked in elegance, it compensated for with durability, practicality and an almost endearing determination to continue functioning. Produced until 1985, the Series III helped establish the Land Rover’s enduring reputation as a vehicle that could go practically anywhere, provided the driver possessed sufficient mechanical sympathy and wasn’t unduly concerned about arriving with all their fillings intact. This 2021 Key Publishing edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing addition to the shelves of Land Rover enthusiasts, classic vehicle collectors, restoration devotees and anyone who regards modern SUVs, with their heated steering wheels and electronically adjustable cup holders, as a regrettable departure from proper motoring. A splendid tribute to an automotive legend, built for hard work, difficult terrain and a lifetime of adventures. And proof that a vehicle doesn’t need leather upholstery, satellite navigation or seventeen computers to become a classic. Sometimes all you need is four-wheel drive, a decent toolbox and the firm conviction that the mysterious rattling noise is probably nothing serious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7653/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/land-rover-series-iii-oct-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Key Publishing 9781913870676 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7652 Bridge of Birds by Barry Hughart Bridge of Birds (1986) – Barry Hughart Corgi | ISBN: 9780552126465 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books China. An ancient land of emperors, philosophers, dragons, magnificent temples and bureaucracies so elaborate that even the gods occasionally seem to require official permission before doing anything useful. Add a few thousand years of mythology, some spectacularly eccentric characters and a healthy disregard for the laws of probability, and you have the ingredients for one of fantasy literature’s most gloriously entertaining adventures. Welcome to Bridge of Birds, Barry Hughart’s extraordinary novel of mystery, magic and mischief, set in what the author delightfully describes as an ancient China that never was. Our heroes are an unlikely pair. Number Ten Ox is a strong, honest and rather straightforward young peasant whose principal qualifications for adventure are his considerable physical strength and an admirable capacity for surviving situations that would defeat more sophisticated individuals. His companion is Li Kao, an elderly scholar and detective of formidable intelligence who cheerfully admits to having a slight flaw in his character. As the story unfolds, it becomes increasingly apparent that this flaw may be rather more significant than the word slight traditionally implies. The adventure begins when the children of Number Ten Ox’s village fall victim to a mysterious illness, leaving them trapped in a strange, seemingly lifeless condition. Desperate to save them, Ox seeks the assistance of Master Li, setting in motion an extraordinary quest involving ancient legends, forgotten crimes, supernatural mysteries and the search for a seemingly impossible cure. Their journey takes them through a wonderfully imaginative landscape populated by corrupt officials, eccentric aristocrats, dangerous villains, mysterious women and creatures whose existence would probably cause considerable distress to a conventional zoologist. Hughart blends Chinese folklore, detective fiction, fantasy and outrageous comedy into a narrative that is simultaneously intricate, absurd and unexpectedly moving. His characters negotiate impossible puzzles, uncover ancient secrets and encounter enough deception to make an imperial tax collector look like a model of honesty. The relationship between Ox and Master Li is particularly delightful. One possesses strength and uncomplicated decency, while the other relies upon cunning, scholarship, alcohol and an impressive willingness to exploit the weaknesses of practically everybody they meet. Together, they form a partnership that proves intelligence and muscle can be remarkably effective when neither insists upon working alone. Originally published in 1984, Bridge of Birds won the World Fantasy Award and became a cult favourite, admired for its inventiveness, exuberant storytelling and affectionate use of Chinese mythological traditions. It is the first of Hughart’s novels featuring Master Li and Number Ten Ox, and a magnificent introduction to their extraordinary world. This 1986 Corgi paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is a splendid addition to any collection of imaginative fantasy, particularly for readers who enjoy Terry Pratchett, mythological adventures and mysteries that require considerably more than simply identifying who stole the silverware. A wonderfully eccentric tale of friendship, wisdom, greed, love and the extraordinary lengths people will go to when confronted with a seemingly impossible problem. And proof that when travelling through a magical ancient China filled with dangerous spirits and dishonest officials, the most valuable travelling companion may be an elderly scholar with a drinking problem and a slight flaw in his character. Although a very large axe might also come in handy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7652/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bridge-of-birds-oct-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552126465 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7651 Mammoth - Book One - Silverhair by Stephen Baxter Mammoth: Book One – Silverhair (2000) – Stephen Baxter Millennium | ISBN: 9781857988499 Condition: Good – Signed Copy | Sold by Crappy Old Books Mammoths. Enormous, shaggy, magnificent creatures equipped with spectacular tusks, considerable quantities of hair and an unfortunate inability to adapt to a world increasingly populated by humans with sharp objects and ambitious dinner plans. They once roamed the frozen landscapes of the Ice Age in their thousands, apparently unaware that several thousand years later their descendants would be reduced to museum exhibits, children’s toys and the occasional optimistic scientific proposal involving cloning. But what if some of them survived? In Silverhair, the first volume of Stephen Baxter’s remarkable Mammoth trilogy, the acclaimed British science-fiction writer turns his considerable imagination towards an extraordinary alternative history of the natural world, telling a story not from humanity’s familiar perspective but through the eyes of the creatures we so enthusiastically helped consign to extinction. On a remote Arctic island, a small population of woolly mammoths has somehow survived into the modern age. Isolated from the rest of the world, these magnificent animals continue their ancient existence, preserving customs, memories and traditions stretching back through countless generations. At the centre of the story is Silverhair, a young female mammoth whose intelligence, courage and determination become essential to the survival of her dwindling herd. Her world is one of frozen landscapes, ancient instincts, formidable predators and the constant struggle to find sufficient food without becoming somebody else’s. Unfortunately, the greatest danger comes from a particularly troublesome species of relatively hairless biped that has developed an alarming enthusiasm for machinery, weapons and interfering with things it doesn’t understand. Humans, naturally. Baxter’s great achievement is to construct a convincing imaginative world around the mammoths themselves. These are not simply enormous elephants with winter coats, wandering around waiting for the next dramatic encounter. They possess their own social relationships, inherited knowledge and understanding of the natural environment, creating a fascinating perspective on intelligence and civilisation beyond the human experience. The novel combines adventure, speculative biology, ecological themes and the melancholy recognition that survival is never guaranteed, particularly when your species has become inconveniently attractive to collectors, hunters and scientific enthusiasts. There is something wonderfully ironic about humanity’s fascination with extinct animals. We spend centuries helping them disappear, then invest considerable intellectual energy wondering whether we might somehow bring them back. One suspects the mammoths would have preferred that we simply left them alone in the first place. Published in this 2000 Millennium edition, Silverhair is an imaginative and moving adventure from a writer celebrated for combining scientific speculation with enormous historical and evolutionary perspectives. This Good-condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, is also signed, making it particularly appealing to Stephen Baxter collectors and enthusiasts of speculative fiction. A splendid journey into a vanished world that, in Baxter’s imagination, has not quite vanished after all. And a timely reminder that being the largest land animal in the neighbourhood offers remarkably little protection when the neighbours invent rifles. Especially when you’re carrying around enough ivory to make yourself a walking commercial opportunity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7651/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mammoth-book-one-silverhair-oct-2026.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Millennium 9781857988499 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7650 The Ringworld Throne by Larry Niven The Ringworld Throne (1996) – Larry Niven Del Rey | ISBN: 0345412966 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Ringworld. An astonishing feat of extraterrestrial engineering, a gigantic artificial structure encircling a star, with enough living space to accommodate entire civilisations, countless species and an almost unlimited number of opportunities for things to go catastrophically wrong. It is the sort of construction project that makes the Channel Tunnel look like a weekend DIY experiment, although presumably the original builders were rather more competent at managing their budget. Welcome to The Ringworld Throne, Larry Niven’s third novel in his celebrated Ringworld series, where the universe’s most extraordinary piece of real estate continues to demonstrate that possessing an enormous amount of living space doesn’t necessarily make one’s neighbours any easier to get along with. First introduced in Niven’s groundbreaking Ringworld, this magnificent artificial world is a vast ribbon of habitable territory revolving around its sun, providing an almost unimaginable surface area populated by an extraordinary assortment of intelligent beings. Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, the original civilisation responsible for this technological marvel appears to have neglected certain important matters of maintenance, social organisation and keeping everybody from murdering one another. In The Ringworld Throne, the story returns to the bewildering complexities of life upon this artificial world, where different species compete, cooperate, misunderstand one another and occasionally discover that their respective dietary requirements make peaceful coexistence a rather delicate proposition. The novel follows several groups of inhabitants struggling with conflict, survival and the consequences of living in an environment whose technological foundations they barely understand. Alongside the adventures of familiar characters, Niven explores the curious customs, biological differences and political rivalries of Ringworld’s extraordinary populations. Particularly troublesome are the vampires, whose peculiar biological characteristics introduce complications that would make an ordinary neighbourhood dispute seem positively civilised. Add dangerous predators, ancient technologies and the constant possibility of some unforeseen engineering disaster, and the result is a world where the local residents have considerably more to worry about than falling house prices. Niven’s imagination is at its most entertaining when examining the practical consequences of impossible technology. How does such an enormous structure function? What happens when sophisticated machinery outlives the civilisation that created it? And how do countless intelligent species organise their lives upon a world that makes ordinary planetary geography seem hopelessly provincial? Of course, the Ringworld’s inhabitants frequently appear less interested in these fascinating scientific questions than in pursuing their own complicated ambitions, grievances and reproductive opportunities. Even on the grandest structure imaginable, the universe remains populated by individuals whose priorities are surprisingly familiar. Published in 1996, The Ringworld Throne offers another substantial expedition into Niven’s remarkable Known Space universe, combining speculative engineering, alien anthropology, adventure and the occasional reminder that technological sophistication is no guarantee of civilised behaviour. This 1996 Del Rey edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent addition to any Larry Niven collection, particularly for readers who have already explored the earlier Ringworld novels and are eager to discover more of this extraordinary artificial civilisation. A fascinating continuation of one of science fiction’s most ambitious creations, filled with strange societies, dangerous encounters and engineering on a scale that makes the mind positively wobble. And if you’ve ever complained that your house is too small, consider the Ringworld. There’s certainly plenty of space. Unfortunately, the neighbours can be absolutely dreadful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7650/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-ringworld-throne-oct-2026.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Del Rey 9780345412966 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7649 Man-Kzin Wars X - The Wunder War by Larry Niven Man-Kzin Wars X: The Wunder War (2005) – Larry Niven Baen Books | ISBN: 0743498941 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Cats. Charming little creatures that spend much of their time sleeping, demanding food and regarding their human owners with an expression of barely concealed contempt. Fortunately, most domestic cats weigh less than a stone and lack access to advanced military technology. Otherwise, civilisation might have ended shortly after somebody invented the laser pointer. In Man-Kzin Wars X: The Wunder War, the tenth volume in Larry Niven’s wonderfully belligerent Man-Kzin Wars series, humanity once again confronts the Kzinti, a race of enormous, carnivorous, technologically sophisticated feline warriors whose attitude towards peaceful coexistence might best be described as deeply unenthusiastic. Set within Niven’s celebrated Known Space universe, this instalment turns its attention to the human colony world of Wunder, where the Kzinti have demonstrated their preferred approach to international relations: arrive with overwhelming military force, announce that everything now belongs to them, and regard objections as an excellent opportunity for target practice. Unfortunately for the invaders, humanity has an irritating tendency to resist being conquered. The Kzinti possess formidable weapons, extraordinary physical strength and a warrior culture built around courage, honour and the enthusiastic application of violence. Humans, meanwhile, are comparatively small, physically unimpressive and inclined to solve problems through improvisation, cunning and the occasional spectacularly dishonest trick. This combination produces the sort of military conflict in which superior technology and impressive muscles don’t always guarantee victory, particularly when the opposition has decided that survival is considerably more important than behaving honourably. The Wunder War explores the struggle against Kzinti domination, combining military science fiction with political intrigue, resistance, strategy and the peculiar complications of living under an occupying power whose representatives possess claws, fangs and a rather alarming appetite. One of the great pleasures of the Man-Kzin Wars universe is the clash between two profoundly different approaches to warfare. The Kzinti regard combat as an expression of personal glory and racial superiority. Humans tend to view it as an inconvenient but occasionally necessary activity, best concluded with the enemy safely defeated and everybody still possessing their original complement of limbs. Naturally, the Kzinti find this attitude baffling. Where is the glory in winning through deception, patience or careful planning? Why employ elaborate strategy when one can simply charge forward roaring magnificently? Readers familiar with Niven’s universe will appreciate the continuing exploration of its interstellar history, while newcomers can enjoy the spectacle of humanity attempting to outwit an enemy that regards diplomacy as something to consider after the shooting has stopped. This 2005 Baen Books edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent addition to any Known Space collection and a satisfying acquisition for enthusiasts of military science fiction, alien civilisations and interstellar conflicts conducted with considerably more enthusiasm than restraint. A vigorous adventure involving occupation, resistance, survival and the extraordinary consequences of encountering a species that has apparently elevated bad temper to the status of a national philosophy. And should your own cat occasionally stare at you as though contemplating your immediate destruction, take comfort in one thing. At least it hasn’t worked out how to operate a spaceship. Yet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7649/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/man-kzin-wars-x-oct-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BAEN 9780743498944 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7648 Bentley - Fifty Years of the Marque by Johnnie Green Bentley: Fifty Years of the Marque (1974) – Johnnie Green Dalton Watson | ISBN: 0901564001 Condition: Good – Book Very Good, Dust Jacket with a Couple of Snags | Sold by Crappy Old Books Bentley. A name synonymous with luxury, engineering excellence, aristocratic motoring and the comforting reassurance that, whatever the economic circumstances of the nation, somebody somewhere can still afford to spend a small fortune on a motor car. While ordinary motorists wrestle with unreliable engines, uncomfortable seats and the terrifying prospect of an unexpected garage bill, Bentley owners have traditionally enjoyed the rather more civilised experience of travelling in magnificent mechanical creations that cost approximately as much as a respectable house. In Bentley: Fifty Years of the Marque, Johnnie Green takes readers on a splendid journey through the history of one of Britain’s most celebrated automotive manufacturers, examining the machines, personalities and engineering achievements that established Bentley as a byword for performance, prestige and uncompromising quality. The story begins with W. O. Bentley, an engineer whose ambitions extended considerably beyond producing comfortable transport for prosperous gentlemen. He wanted to build fast, reliable and exceptionally well-engineered motor cars, preferably capable of humiliating the competition on the racing circuit before returning home with their dignity, if not their tyres, intact. The company’s early years were characterised by extraordinary sporting achievements, most famously at Le Mans, where the legendary Bentley Boys demonstrated that British engineering could compete with the world’s finest machinery. These wealthy, enthusiastic and occasionally eccentric gentlemen embraced motor racing with a determination that suggests they regarded personal safety as an unnecessary administrative complication. The magnificent 3 Litre, 4½ Litre, 6½ Litre and celebrated Speed Six helped establish Bentley’s reputation, combining formidable mechanical ability with the sort of physical presence that made lesser automobiles appear rather apologetic. Of course, engineering brilliance does not automatically guarantee commercial success, particularly when manufacturing expensive motor cars during periods of economic uncertainty. Bentley’s financial difficulties eventually led to its acquisition by Rolls-Royce in 1931, beginning another chapter in the marque’s history and introducing a relationship between two prestigious British manufacturers that would shape Bentley’s identity for decades. Green’s exploration of the marque offers a fascinating appreciation of Bentley’s distinctive place in automotive history, from the heroic sporting machines of the interwar years to the increasingly refined luxury cars associated with the Rolls-Royce era. Published in 1974 by Dalton Watson, a highly regarded name in specialist motoring literature, this substantial historical work belongs to an age when automotive books were serious objects in their own right, intended for enthusiasts who appreciated detailed research, historical photographs and the magnificent engineering achievements of a vanished motoring world. This copy is offered in Good overall condition by Crappy Old Books. The book itself is in Very Good condition, while the dust jacket has a couple of snags, giving it a little character without pretending that it has spent the past half-century sealed inside a climate-controlled Bentley showroom. An appealing acquisition for Bentley enthusiasts, collectors of classic motoring literature and admirers of British automotive engineering. A celebration of fifty years of craftsmanship, competition and mechanical magnificence. Because when W. O. Bentley set out to build a better motor car, he wasn’t particularly interested in whether it fitted comfortably into the average suburban garage. He was rather more concerned with whether it could win at Le Mans. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7648/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bentley-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dalton Watson 9780901564009 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7647 Bikes of Burden by Hans Kemp Bikes of Burden (2017) – Hans Kemp Visionary World | ISBN: 9789881655714 Condition: Near Fine | Sold by Crappy Old Books The motorcycle. To some, it represents freedom, adventure and the exhilarating sensation of travelling through the countryside with the wind in one’s face. To others, it’s a noisy contraption ridden by people who apparently consider speed limits to be advisory suggestions. But in Vietnam, the humble motorbike has developed an altogether more remarkable identity: that of a family car, delivery van, removal lorry, livestock transporter and occasionally an entire mobile department store. Welcome to Bikes of Burden, Hans Kemp’s wonderfully entertaining photographic celebration of Vietnamese ingenuity, where the laws of physics are apparently treated as interesting suggestions and the manufacturer’s recommended carrying capacity is regarded as an unnecessarily pessimistic opinion. Kemp, a photographer with a keen eye for the extraordinary hiding within everyday life, documents the astonishing loads transported through Vietnam’s streets on small motorcycles and scooters. Mountains of vegetables, towering stacks of boxes, household furniture, construction materials and quantities of merchandise that would normally require a respectable commercial vehicle somehow find themselves balanced upon two wheels and propelled through traffic. The results are frequently hilarious, occasionally alarming and consistently remarkable. What makes these photographs so fascinating is that their subjects aren’t performing elaborate stunts for the amusement of tourists. They’re simply getting on with their working lives. A delivery needs making, goods need transporting, and a motorbike happens to be available. Why waste valuable time arranging a lorry when the entire contents of a furniture showroom can apparently be persuaded to travel on a Honda? Kemp’s images capture the practical ingenuity of people making the most of limited resources, transforming everyday transportation into something approaching an art form. Each precariously balanced cargo represents a triumph of improvisation, determination and an apparently unshakeable faith in the structural integrity of small Japanese motorcycles. There is also something deeply satisfying about seeing the humble scooter achieve feats that would make a European health-and-safety inspector reach instinctively for the nearest clipboard. Western motorists complain when they cannot fit their weekly shopping into the boot of a large estate car. Here, somebody appears perfectly capable of transporting an entire agricultural harvest on a machine originally designed to carry one person and a modest lunch. Yet Bikes of Burden is more than a collection of amusing transport photographs. It offers a vivid glimpse into Vietnamese street life, commerce and the everyday inventiveness that sustains a bustling economy. The crowded roads, improbable cargoes and resourceful riders create a fascinating portrait of a society constantly in motion. This 2017 Visionary World edition, offered in Near Fine condition by Crappy Old Books, is a delightful acquisition for photography enthusiasts, travellers, motorcycle lovers and anyone fascinated by the extraordinary solutions people devise to perfectly ordinary problems. A colourful, humorous and wonderfully observant tribute to the motorbike as the ultimate multipurpose vehicle. And the next time somebody tells you that you need to hire a van to move a wardrobe, show them this book. Apparently all you really need is a small motorcycle, several lengths of rope and an exceptionally optimistic attitude towards gravity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7647/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bikes-of-burden-oct-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Visionary World 9789881655714 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7646 The Cyprus Emergency by Nick Van Der Bijl The Cyprus Emergency (2010) – Nick Van Der Bijl Pen & Sword | ISBN: 9781848842229 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books Cyprus. An island of glorious sunshine, ancient ruins, turquoise waters and a history complicated enough to make the average European border dispute look like a disagreement over a garden fence. Today it attracts holidaymakers in search of beaches, inexpensive wine and the comforting possibility of returning home with a tan. But during the 1950s, Cyprus was the setting for a bitter colonial conflict involving British soldiers, Greek Cypriot nationalists, Turkish Cypriot communities and an imperial government discovering, somewhat belatedly, that not everybody appreciated being governed from London. In The Cyprus Emergency, military historian Nick Van Der Bijl examines the violent struggle that gripped the island between 1955 and 1959, when Britain found itself fighting an increasingly difficult counter-insurgency campaign against EOKA, the Greek Cypriot nationalist organisation seeking to end British colonial rule and achieve union with Greece. For Britain, Cyprus was strategically important, particularly as its imperial possessions elsewhere in the Middle East were becoming increasingly troublesome to maintain. Unfortunately, the inhabitants had developed political ambitions of their own, and these did not necessarily involve continuing to provide convenient military facilities for a declining empire. The conflict brought together guerrilla warfare, assassinations, bomb attacks, intelligence operations, curfews, detention camps and extensive security measures. British forces faced the formidable task of combating an underground organisation operating within a civilian population, where distinguishing insurgents from ordinary citizens was often considerably harder than military training manuals suggested. Van Der Bijl explores the military and political dimensions of the Emergency, examining the activities of British security forces, the tactics employed by EOKA and the wider tensions that made Cyprus such a difficult problem for successive governments. The struggle was further complicated by tensions between Greek and Turkish Cypriots, whose competing national aspirations ensured that even agreement on removing British colonial authority would not necessarily produce a peaceful settlement. As history would subsequently demonstrate, achieving independence and resolving the underlying disputes were two entirely different undertakings. The book offers a fascinating examination of Britain’s late-colonial military experience, when an army accustomed to conventional warfare increasingly found itself confronting nationalist movements whose objectives could not be defeated simply by deploying more troops and issuing sterner instructions. There is something grimly ironic about the term Emergency, a conveniently temporary-sounding description for conflicts involving death, imprisonment, political upheaval and the gradual dismantling of an imperial system. It suggests a brief administrative inconvenience rather than a fundamental struggle over sovereignty and national identity. Published in 2010 by Pen & Sword, this volume will appeal to readers interested in British military history, colonial counter-insurgency, the Cold War Mediterranean and the complicated origins of modern Cyprus. This As New copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent addition to any collection of twentieth-century military or imperial history. A compelling account of a turbulent chapter in Britain’s retreat from empire, when strategic calculations collided with nationalism, political violence and the inconvenient insistence of local populations upon determining their own future. Because maintaining an empire is expensive, losing one is embarrassing, and persuading everyone involved that the resulting settlement is satisfactory can take considerably longer than expected. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7646/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cyprus-emergency-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pen and Sword 9781848842229 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7645 Inverted World by Christopher Priest Inverted World (1987) – Christopher Priest Gollancz | ISBN: 0575039930 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The world is a strange place. Most of us accept that it is round, that time moves forwards, and that towns generally remain where they were built, unless somebody decides to demolish them to make way for a shopping centre. But imagine living in a city that must constantly be moved across a mysterious landscape, where the passage of time is measured in miles and where stopping for too long might have consequences considerably worse than missing the last train home. Welcome to Inverted World, Christopher Priest’s brilliantly unsettling science-fiction novel, in which reality itself appears to have developed a serious technical malfunction. At the centre of the story stands Helward Mann, a young man growing up in the city of Earth, a peculiar settlement whose inhabitants live according to an elaborate system of guilds, regulations and closely guarded knowledge. The city’s most remarkable feature is that it moves. Not metaphorically, as estate agents might claim of an exciting new neighbourhood, but literally, inching its way across a hostile landscape on railway tracks that must be continually constructed ahead and dismantled behind. The reason for this extraordinary arrangement is apparently connected with a mysterious phenomenon known as the optimum, which the city must relentlessly pursue. Falling behind is unthinkable, although exactly why remains one of those irritating secrets that the authorities prefer not to explain to ordinary citizens. As Helward progresses through the guild system, he begins to discover the extraordinary nature of the world beyond the city’s boundaries. Distances behave strangely, familiar assumptions become increasingly unreliable, and the physical environment seems to operate according to rules that would give a conventional geography teacher an immediate nervous breakdown. Priest constructs a fascinating mystery in which the reader, like Helward, must gradually question everything previously accepted as fact. Is the city really travelling through the world its inhabitants believe they occupy? Are the guilds protecting essential knowledge or perpetuating an elaborate misunderstanding? And what happens when the evidence of one’s own senses begins to contradict the explanations supplied by supposedly knowledgeable authorities? Originally published in 1974, Inverted World is a remarkable example of British speculative fiction at its most inventive. It combines philosophical puzzles, ingenious world-building, psychological uncertainty and a growing sense that something is fundamentally wrong with the entire arrangement. Unlike science-fiction adventures that rely upon enormous explosions and intergalactic battles, Priest achieves much of his effect through the gradual erosion of certainty. The greatest danger is not necessarily an alien monster or a malfunctioning spaceship, but the possibility that the world you understand is not the world that actually exists. This 1987 Gollancz edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent addition to the shelves of serious science-fiction enthusiasts, Christopher Priest collectors and readers who enjoy intelligent mysteries with reality-bending consequences. A wonderfully original novel about perception, knowledge and the disturbing possibility that civilisation can organise itself around a completely mistaken understanding of existence. And if you thought your local council had questionable planning policies, imagine living somewhere that has to lay railway tracks simply to keep the town from falling behind. At least the council tax bill would be interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7645/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inverted-world-oct-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz 9780575039933 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7644 The Elvenbane by Andre Norton The Elvenbane (1992) – Andre Norton and Mercedes Lackey Tor Books | ISBN: 0812511751 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Elves. Graceful, beautiful, immortal beings of extraordinary magical ability, traditionally associated with enchanted forests, delicate jewellery and an irritating tendency to behave as though everybody else has wandered into the wrong part of the garden. In most fantasy novels, they’re the good guys. Noble, wise and occasionally insufferably superior, but generally reliable when the forces of darkness come knocking. Not here. Welcome to The Elvenbane, the first volume of the Halfblood Chronicles, in which Andre Norton and Mercedes Lackey perform the entertaining trick of turning fantasy’s most elegant inhabitants into a thoroughly unpleasant ruling class. These elves aren’t particularly interested in singing beneath the moonlight or helping small creatures find their way home. They’re rather more enthusiastic about power, slavery, political intrigue and ensuring that everyone else knows their place. In this world, humanity lives under the domination of powerful elven overlords, whose magical abilities and considerable arrogance have allowed them to establish a civilisation built upon exploitation. Humans are useful principally as servants, labourers and disposable possessions, which is hardly the sort of arrangement likely to produce enthusiastic customer reviews. But the elves have a problem. An ancient prophecy warns of the Elvenbane, a figure capable of threatening their supremacy, and nothing makes an apparently invincible aristocracy quite so nervous as the suggestion that its privileges might eventually be revoked. Enter Shana, a young half-human, half-elven girl whose existence is itself a dangerous secret. Raised among dragons, she grows up with an understanding of the world rather different from that of either the enslaved humans or their imperious masters. As her magical abilities develop, she becomes entangled in a struggle involving forbidden powers, hidden histories and the possibility of overturning an entire social order. The dragons, incidentally, are not merely enormous flying reptiles employed to set fire to inconvenient villages. They possess intelligence, culture and their own complicated relationship with the other inhabitants of this richly imagined world. Their involvement adds another layer to an already elaborate fantasy society in which almost everybody appears to have a secret agenda. Norton and Lackey combine magical adventure with questions of prejudice, oppression, identity and resistance, creating a story in which inherited power is considerably less admirable than courage, loyalty and the determination to question established authority. Originally published in 1991, this 1992 Tor Books edition offers a substantial helping of traditional epic fantasy, complete with dragons, dangerous magic, unlikely alliances and enough aristocratic unpleasantness to make the average medieval tax collector seem positively charitable. Offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, it’s an excellent addition to the shelves of fantasy enthusiasts, collectors of Andre Norton or Mercedes Lackey, and readers who prefer their elves magnificently dressed but morally questionable. A sweeping adventure about discovering who you are in a world determined to tell you what you must be. And a useful reminder that pointed ears, perfect cheekbones and several centuries of magical education are absolutely no guarantee of decent manners. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7644/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-elvenbane-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor Books 9780812511758 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7643 And a Voice to Sing With by Joan Baez And a Voice to Sing With (1989) – Joan Baez Arrow Books | ISBN: 9780099606000 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Joan Baez. Singer, activist, pacifist, political troublemaker and possessor of a voice so pure that it could probably make a telephone directory sound like a passionate appeal for international justice. For decades, she stood at the intersection of music and protest, singing beautiful songs while irritating governments, challenging authority and occasionally discovering that having principles is a considerably less convenient occupation than simply keeping quiet. In And a Voice to Sing With, Baez tells the story of her extraordinary life, from her early years and emergence as a leading figure in the American folk revival to her involvement in some of the most turbulent political and cultural movements of the twentieth century. And what a collection of movements they were. Civil rights, anti-war demonstrations, political resistance, social justice campaigns and the general conviction that humanity might behave rather better if people stopped shooting one another long enough to listen to a decent song. Baez rose to prominence in the late 1950s and early 1960s, when folk music was enjoying an extraordinary revival and young Americans were discovering that an acoustic guitar could be used for something considerably more significant than entertaining people around a campfire. Her magnificent soprano voice made her an international star, but her commitment to political activism ensured that celebrity would never be a straightforward business. Naturally, Bob Dylan makes an appearance. Their relationship became one of the great romantic and musical entanglements of the folk era, combining artistic collaboration, personal affection, complicated emotions and the inevitable difficulties of two exceptionally talented individuals attempting to occupy the same cultural universe. Dylan went on to become a reluctant spokesman for a generation, while Baez remained considerably more willing to say exactly what she thought. But this is much more than a backstage account of famous musicians exchanging meaningful glances at folk festivals. Baez writes about family, relationships, personal convictions, spiritual searching and the considerable emotional costs of living according to principles that don’t always make life easier. Her involvement in the civil rights movement and opposition to the Vietnam War placed her alongside some of the defining figures and events of modern American history. She sang at demonstrations, challenged political authority and repeatedly put her convictions into practice, proving that celebrity activism existed long before social media made it possible to change one’s profile picture and consider the revolution complete. Published in 1987, with this 1989 Arrow paperback edition, the autobiography offers an intimate portrait of a woman whose music and political conscience became inseparable. Baez is reflective, candid and occasionally disarmingly self-critical, presenting herself as something rather more interesting than an immaculate folk-music saint. This copy is offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, making it an appealing addition to the shelves of music lovers, folk enthusiasts, political historians and anyone fascinated by the remarkable cultural upheavals of the 1960s and beyond. A moving, entertaining and thoughtful memoir from a woman who spent her life demonstrating that a beautiful voice could be considerably more powerful than simply making beautiful music. And while most people confronted with the world’s injustices settle for muttering angrily at the television, Joan Baez picked up a guitar and went out to do something about them. Which, admittedly, takes rather more effort. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7643/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/and-a-voice-to-sing-with-oct-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099606000 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7642 The Tranquility Alternative by Allen Steele The Tranquillity Alternative (1997) – Allen Steele Ace Science Fiction | ISBN: 0441004334 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Space Race. That magnificent twentieth-century contest in which two superpowers decided that the best way to demonstrate the superiority of their respective political systems was to spend astronomical sums of money firing extremely expensive machinery into the sky. The Americans and Soviets competed over rockets, satellites, astronauts and national prestige, while ordinary taxpayers were presumably expected to take comfort in the knowledge that their money was now travelling several thousand miles above their heads. But what if history had taken a different turn? What if the race for space had developed along another path, producing a world in which the Moon became rather more than a distant destination for a handful of heroic astronauts? Welcome to The Tranquillity Alternative, Allen Steele’s wonderfully imaginative excursion into alternative history, Cold War politics and the extraordinary possibilities of space exploration. In Steele’s reimagined twentieth century, the development of space technology follows a different trajectory, with ambitious military programmes, lunar installations and a continuing human presence beyond Earth. What should have been a glorious technological adventure has, inevitably, become entangled in government bureaucracy, international rivalry, financial pressures and the uncomfortable discovery that even the most impressive engineering achievements eventually require somebody to pay the maintenance bills. At the centre of the story is a mission to the Moon involving the ageing remnants of an ambitious space programme. The astronauts find themselves caught up in circumstances far more complicated than a routine journey through the vacuum, where political manoeuvring and dangerous secrets threaten to transform an already hazardous undertaking into something considerably more alarming. Steele combines the technical fascination of hard science fiction with the atmosphere of a Cold War thriller, constructing a believable alternative world in which space travel is simultaneously extraordinary and depressingly vulnerable to the same human stupidity that complicates everything on Earth. One of the novel’s great pleasures is its attention to the machinery, procedures and practical difficulties of space exploration. Rockets are not magical transport devices, spacecraft do not operate through sheer narrative enthusiasm, and the Moon remains a spectacularly unforgiving environment in which forgetting something important can have consequences considerably worse than leaving your passport at home. Beneath the adventure lies an intriguing question: how differently might the modern world have developed if humanity had maintained the political will and technological ambition to establish a lasting foothold beyond Earth? This 1997 Ace Science Fiction edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent choice for enthusiasts of alternative history, realistic space exploration, Cold War intrigue and intelligent science fiction grounded in plausible engineering. A gripping journey into a twentieth century that never quite happened, where the dream of conquering space collides with politics, economics and the remarkable ability of governments to complicate even the most extraordinary achievements. Proof that humanity might eventually reach the stars. Although somebody in Accounts will almost certainly complain about the expense. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7642/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tranqility-alternative-oct-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Science Fiction 9780441004331 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7641 Bluff Your Way in Antiques by Andre Launay Bluff Your Way in Antiques (1985) – André Launay Bluffer’s Guides | ISBN: 9780907830061 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Antiques. A fascinating world in which an old chair can be worth £15 or £15,000, depending on whether it was made by a celebrated eighteenth-century cabinetmaker or somebody’s grandfather in his garden shed. The difference is often invisible to the untrained eye, which explains why antique dealers tend to spend so much time examining the undersides of furniture and making thoughtful noises through their noses. Fortunately, André Launay has come to the rescue with Bluff Your Way in Antiques, a delightfully irreverent guide to appearing knowledgeable about old things without having to endure the inconvenience of actually becoming an expert. Published in 1985, this entertaining addition to the celebrated Bluffer’s Guides series offers readers a shortcut into the intimidating world of antique furniture, porcelain, silver, paintings and assorted objects that have somehow survived long enough to become considerably more expensive than when they were new. The essential skill, naturally, is confidence. When confronted with a battered Georgian chest of drawers, never admit that you haven’t the faintest idea what you’re looking at. Instead, mutter something about the patina, examine the dovetail joints, express mild concern about restoration and suggest that the proportions are perhaps not quite what one would expect. Your audience will immediately assume that you possess decades of specialist knowledge rather than a remarkable talent for sounding dissatisfied. The antiques trade is particularly well suited to bluffing because its vocabulary is wonderfully obscure. Words such as provenance, ormolu, marquetry, cabriole and Chippendale can be deployed with devastating effect, particularly among people who suspect they ought to know what they mean but are too embarrassed to ask. Then there is the delicate business of distinguishing genuine antiquity from carefully manufactured age. A cracked vase might be a priceless survivor of the Ming dynasty or something purchased in a seaside gift shop and subsequently dropped down the stairs. The experienced dealer will know the difference. The accomplished bluffer will simply narrow his eyes and announce that further research is required. Launay’s humorous approach belongs to a splendid British tradition of gently puncturing the pretensions of specialist worlds, where expertise is respected, jargon is plentiful and a sufficiently authoritative expression can sometimes carry a person remarkably far. This 1985 edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an amusing find for collectors, antique enthusiasts, car-boot-sale regulars and anyone who has ever watched an expert on television transform an apparently worthless ornament into the equivalent of a modest family holiday. It is also an appealing little period piece from the days when antique hunting involved dusty shops, provincial auction rooms and knowledgeable gentlemen in tweed jackets rather than online bidding wars conducted in one’s pyjamas. A splendidly entertaining guide to the fine art of knowing just enough about antiques to convince everybody else that you know considerably more. And should somebody ask whether your magnificent discovery is genuinely eighteenth century, simply reply that the provenance remains intriguingly uncertain. Which sounds infinitely better than admitting you bought it for £3 at a jumble sale. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7641/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bluff-your-way-in-antiques-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bluffers Guides 9780907830061 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7640 The Attack on Feudalism in Eighteenth-Century France by John Quentin Colborne Mackrell The Attack on Feudalism in Eighteenth-Century France (1973) – John Quentin Colborne Mackrell Routledge & Kegan Paul | ISBN: 0710075839 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Feudalism. That splendid arrangement whereby the aristocracy owned practically everything, the peasantry did practically all the work, and everybody was expected to regard the entire system as perfectly natural because their ancestors had been putting up with it for centuries. It was a remarkably durable method of organising society, particularly if you happened to be the person collecting the rents rather than the unfortunate individual paying them. Unfortunately for the French nobility, the eighteenth century produced an increasingly troublesome development: people began asking questions. Awkward questions. Questions about property, privilege, taxation, ancient obligations and why somebody who had never lifted a finger in productive employment should enjoy hereditary rights over people who worked from dawn until dusk. In The Attack on Feudalism in Eighteenth-Century France, historian John Quentin Colborne Mackrell examines the intellectual, legal and political assault upon the feudal institutions of the ancien régime, tracing the arguments and developments that helped undermine one of Europe’s most deeply entrenched systems of social privilege. The story is rather more complicated than a simple confrontation between wicked aristocrats and virtuous peasants armed with pitchforks. Eighteenth-century French society was governed by a bewildering collection of traditional rights, obligations, dues and exemptions, many of which had accumulated over generations with all the organisational elegance of an elderly solicitor’s filing cabinet. Landownership, seigneurial rights, taxation and customary obligations formed an intricate system in which competing interests frequently collided. Reformers, lawyers, political thinkers and property owners increasingly challenged aspects of this inheritance, although agreement about precisely what should replace it was considerably harder to achieve. Mackrell’s study explores the growing criticism of feudal institutions before the French Revolution, illuminating the intellectual and political circumstances in which ancient arrangements came to be viewed not as sacred foundations of society but as obstacles to economic development, justice and rational government. Naturally, the established beneficiaries were not universally enthusiastic. There is nothing quite like discovering that your hereditary entitlement to extract money from the local population has become the subject of fashionable philosophical criticism. The book also offers an important perspective on the origins of the French Revolution. The spectacular events of 1789 did not emerge from nowhere, nor did centuries of privilege suddenly become objectionable because a few Parisians woke up in a particularly argumentative mood. The assault on feudalism had a history of its own, involving debates and conflicts that preceded the revolutionary upheaval. Published in 1973 by Routledge & Kegan Paul, this scholarly study is a valuable contribution to the history of eighteenth-century France, the ancien régime and the gradual erosion of Europe’s traditional social hierarchies. This 1973 edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing acquisition for historians, students of the French Revolution and readers interested in the political and economic ideas that helped dismantle the old European order. A fascinating examination of a society discovering that privileges enjoyed for hundreds of years might not necessarily be privileges worth preserving. Particularly when the people doing the preserving were not the people paying for them. As the French aristocracy would eventually discover, hereditary entitlement is a wonderful institution right up until the moment somebody starts questioning the inheritance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7640/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-attack-on-feudalism-in-eighteenth-century-france-oct-2026.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge and Kegan Paul 9780710075833 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7639 A Primer of Beijing Opera by Liang Yan A Primer of Beijing Opera (2003) – Liang Yan Foreign Languages Press | ISBN: 9787119032887 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books Opera. In the Western imagination, it generally involves enormous people singing enormously loudly about love, betrayal, jealousy and the unfortunate consequences of falling in love with somebody who is almost certainly going to die before the final curtain. But travel to China, and the whole business becomes considerably more colourful, acrobatic and magnificently complicated. Welcome to A Primer of Beijing Opera, Liang Yan’s introduction to one of China’s most distinctive and celebrated performing arts, where singing is merely the beginning, facial make-up can reveal an entire personality, and a performer may communicate more with the movement of a sleeve than the average politician manages in a three-hour speech. Beijing Opera, also known as Peking Opera or Jingju, is an extraordinary combination of music, drama, dance, mime, martial arts and elaborate visual symbolism. Developed into its recognisable form during the Qing dynasty, it became one of the great traditions of Chinese theatre, bringing together centuries of artistic conventions into performances that can appear wonderfully bewildering to the uninitiated. Fortunately, Liang Yan provides an accessible introduction to this richly layered world, helping readers understand the conventions, techniques and traditions that make Beijing Opera so unlike its European counterpart. Here, characters are not simply distinguished by their costumes or the volume at which they complain about their relatives. They belong to established performance categories, including sheng (male roles), dan (female roles), jing (painted-face roles) and chou (comic characters). Each possesses distinctive conventions of movement, vocal delivery and appearance, developed through generations of rigorous theatrical training. The elaborate facial designs are particularly fascinating. Colours and patterns communicate aspects of personality, loyalty, courage, cunning and moral character, allowing knowledgeable audiences to identify a character’s general disposition before the unfortunate individual has even had an opportunity to misbehave. Then there are the gestures. A whip may represent an invisible horse. A few carefully arranged objects can suggest an entire room. A simple movement might convey a journey of considerable distance. It’s theatrical minimalism combined with extraordinary physical discipline, and proof that an imaginative audience can be considerably cheaper than an elaborate scenery department. Published in 2003 by Foreign Languages Press, this volume offers an inviting introduction to the history, artistic language and cultural significance of a performance tradition that has entertained generations of Chinese audiences. It is particularly appealing to readers interested in Chinese civilisation, traditional theatre, costume, music and the remarkable ways different cultures have developed their own conventions for representing human experience on stage. This 2003 edition, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent addition to a collection of books on Asian culture, world theatre or the performing arts. A colourful journey into a world of painted faces, embroidered costumes, stylised combat and extraordinary artistic discipline, where almost nothing is quite what it first appears to be. And if you’ve ever complained that modern theatre relies too heavily on expensive special effects, Beijing Opera offers a persuasive alternative. Give a talented performer a fan, a sleeve and an empty stage, and apparently there’s very little else required. Apart from several decades of practice, naturally. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7639/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-primer-of-beijing-opera-oct-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Foreign Languages Press 9787119032887 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7638 The British Industrial Revolution in Global Perspective by Robert C Allen The British Industrial Revolution in Global Perspective (2009) – Robert C. Allen Cambridge University Press | ISBN: 9780521687850 Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books The Industrial Revolution. That extraordinary period in British history when humanity decided that making things slowly, quietly and by hand was terribly old-fashioned, and that the future clearly belonged to enormous factories, deafening machinery, belching chimneys and twelve-hour working days. It was the moment when Britain transformed itself from a largely agricultural society into the world’s leading industrial power, while simultaneously discovering exciting new ways to make entire cities unpleasant places to breathe. But why Britain? Why did the Industrial Revolution begin in a damp little island off the coast of Europe rather than in China, India, France or somewhere with better weather and considerably more attractive lunch options? In The British Industrial Revolution in Global Perspective, distinguished economic historian Robert C. Allen tackles precisely this question, offering a compelling explanation for one of the most consequential transformations in human history. Allen’s argument centres on a wonderfully practical observation: eighteenth-century Britain combined relatively high wages with comparatively cheap energy, particularly coal. This created powerful economic incentives for employers and inventors to develop machines that could replace expensive human labour with mechanical power. In other words, the Industrial Revolution wasn’t simply the result of British ingenuity, Protestant industriousness or an unusual national enthusiasm for complicated mechanical contraptions. It was also about money. And coal. Lots and lots of coal. Why pay a man to perform a task when you can construct an enormous steam-powered machine to do it instead? Particularly when the machine doesn’t demand higher wages, complain about working conditions or disappear to the nearest public house at lunchtime. Drawing on international comparisons of wages, prices, energy costs and technological development, Allen examines why innovations that made economic sense in Britain were not necessarily attractive elsewhere. His investigation ranges across Europe and Asia, challenging the comfortable notion that industrialisation was simply the inevitable reward for superior institutions or exceptional national cleverness. The book explores technological change, agricultural productivity, international trade, urbanisation and the economic circumstances that encouraged Britain’s entrepreneurs to invest in increasingly sophisticated machinery. It also examines the extraordinary consequences of industrialisation, which eventually transformed living standards, global production and the economic balance of power. Naturally, all this progress came with certain inconveniences, including appalling factory conditions, environmental destruction and the emergence of industrial towns that made the traditional rural village seem positively luxurious. Published by Cambridge University Press in 2009, this is a substantial and influential contribution to economic history, combining detailed research with an argument that makes the Industrial Revolution considerably more intelligible than the familiar procession of heroic inventors and smoking locomotives. This As New copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, is an excellent acquisition for historians, economists, students and anyone fascinated by why Britain became the workshop of the world. An illuminating examination of how wages, resources and economic incentives helped transform global history. Proof that changing the world sometimes requires extraordinary imagination, revolutionary technology and, most importantly, somebody deciding that employing people has become far too expensive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7638/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-british-industrial-revolution-in-global-perspective-oct-2026.jpg 13.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521687850 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7637 The Art of Sexual Ecstasy by Margo Anand The Art of Sexual Ecstasy (1990) – Margo Anand The Aquarian Press | ISBN: 1855360072 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Sex. One of humanity’s most enduring interests, responsible for everything from the continuation of the species to an astonishing quantity of bad poetry, embarrassing misunderstandings and matrimonial disagreements about whose turn it is to switch off the bedroom light. Yet despite several thousand years of enthusiastic research, human beings remain remarkably confused about the subject. Fortunately, Margo Anand has arrived to explain that there may be rather more to intimacy than the traditional combination of awkward fumbling, unrealistic expectations and wondering whether the neighbours can hear anything. In The Art of Sexual Ecstasy, Anand explores the ancient principles of Tantra, presenting sexuality not merely as a physical activity but as a potential pathway towards emotional connection, heightened awareness, spiritual development and a rather more enthusiastic appreciation of being alive. Published in 1990, when New Age spirituality was flourishing and respectable bookshops were increasingly discovering that Eastern philosophy could be commercially attractive provided it promised to improve one’s love life, this ambitious volume brings together meditation, breathing exercises, relaxation, movement and the cultivation of sensual awareness. Anand’s approach encourages readers to reconsider the familiar separation between mind, body and spirit. Rather than treating sexuality as an athletic competition with an unnecessarily complicated scoring system, she proposes a more deliberate exploration of intimacy, communication and pleasure. Naturally, this involves slowing down, paying attention and possibly abandoning the comforting British tradition of pretending that nothing remotely intimate is happening even when the evidence suggests otherwise. The book draws upon Tantric traditions while incorporating modern psychological and personal-development ideas. Its exercises and philosophical discussions aim to encourage greater self-awareness and more meaningful connections between partners, although readers expecting an ancient, universally agreed scientific formula for achieving ecstasy may be disappointed. Spiritual experiences are notoriously difficult to measure, and the laboratory equipment required would probably make everyone uncomfortable. There is something wonderfully characteristic of the late twentieth century about the book’s combination of Eastern mysticism, Western self-improvement and the optimistic conviction that practically every aspect of human existence can be transformed through breathing correctly. Nevertheless, beneath the more ambitious spiritual claims lie subjects of enduring relevance: affection, trust, communication, bodily awareness and the recognition that satisfying relationships generally require more than simply turning up and hoping for the best. This 1990 Aquarian Press edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, will appeal to readers interested in Tantra, the history of alternative spirituality, relationships, human sexuality and the extraordinary enthusiasm with which the New Age movement approached the possibilities of personal transformation. A fascinating journey into the intersection of sensuality and spirituality, from an era when enlightenment was apparently available through meditation, incense and a sufficiently open mind. And while most people would be perfectly happy with a decent night’s sleep and somebody reme https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7637/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-sexual-ecstasy-oct-2026.jpg 5.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thje Aquarian Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7635 The Radioactive General - and Other Stories by Robert Standish The Radioactive General (1959) – Robert Standish Peter Davies | ISBN: None Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books First Edition Generals are traditionally dangerous people. Give one a uniform, a collection of medals, several thousand soldiers and a sufficiently large map, and there’s an excellent chance somebody will end up having a thoroughly unpleasant afternoon. But a radioactive general? Now that’s an entirely different proposition. The ordinary military establishment has enough trouble controlling its senior officers without having to worry about whether they’re emitting hazardous quantities of radiation. Welcome to The Radioactive General, Robert Standish’s intriguingly titled 1959 novel, a literary curiosity from an age when the atomic bomb had transformed international politics, nuclear annihilation had become a perfectly reasonable subject for dinner-table conversation, and humanity was beginning to suspect that scientific progress might have certain unfortunate side effects. The late 1950s were a particularly splendid period for anxiety. The Second World War was over, but the Cold War had ensured that peace remained a somewhat theoretical concept. The Americans and Soviets were busily accumulating enough nuclear weapons to make the continued existence of civilisation seem like an administrative oversight, while ordinary citizens were encouraged to remain calm, build shelters and take comfort in the apparent wisdom of their political leaders. Into this atmosphere comes Standish’s wonderfully provocative title, combining two of the twentieth century’s most alarming inventions: the modern military commander and the nuclear age. One is accustomed to following orders, the other to behaving according to the laws of physics, and neither is particularly interested in negotiating. Robert Standish was a British novelist whose writing career encompassed a variety of subjects and settings. His work belongs to a generation of popular fiction in which storytelling could engage with the enormous political, technological and social changes reshaping the post-war world, often with a keen appreciation of humanity’s remarkable capacity for making its own difficulties considerably worse. There is something irresistible about books from this period. Their original readers inhabited a world in which the mushroom cloud was an instantly recognisable symbol, nuclear technology promised both unlimited electricity and unlimited destruction, and the future seemed likely to involve either extraordinary prosperity or the complete disappearance of everything familiar. Occasionally both were promised in the same newspaper. As a physical object, this 1959 Peter Davies edition is also a pleasing survivor from an era of traditional British publishing, when books were produced to be read, kept and occasionally passed down through generations rather than replaced by a software update. Offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, this copy will appeal to collectors of mid-century British fiction, enthusiasts of Cold War-era literature and anyone attracted to wonderfully unusual titles that practically demand investigation. A vintage literary curiosity from the age of fallout shelters, military brinkmanship and atomic uncertainty. And whatever the general’s particular difficulties might be, one suspects that being radioactive is unlikely to improve his prospects of receiving a warm welcome at the off https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7635/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-radioatice-general-oct-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peter Davies no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7634 Jack the Bodiless by Julian May Jack the Bodiless (1993) – Julian May Del Rey | ISBN: 070999005997 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Families. They’re complicated enough when the principal disagreements involve who inherited grandmother’s silverware, why Uncle Albert wasn’t invited to Christmas dinner, and whether anybody is ever going to repay that twenty pounds borrowed in 1987. But imagine belonging to a family whose members possess extraordinary psychic abilities, whose domestic arrangements have implications for the future of humanity, and whose arguments might eventually involve the fate of entire civilisations. Welcome to Jack the Bodiless, Julian May’s wonderfully ambitious mixture of science fiction, family drama, political intrigue and paranormal speculation, in which the evolution of the human mind threatens to become considerably more troublesome than anyone anticipated. The first volume of the Galactic Milieu Trilogy, and part of May’s much larger interconnected fictional universe, Jack the Bodiless takes readers into a future where humanity is developing remarkable metapsychic powers. Telepathy, mental coercion and other extraordinary abilities are no longer merely the property of stage entertainers, dubious mediums and individuals who claim to know exactly what you’re thinking. They are becoming central to the political, social and evolutionary destiny of the human race. At the heart of this extraordinary situation lies the Remillard family, a dynasty blessed, or possibly cursed, with exceptional psychic potential. Their story unfolds against the background of humanity’s emerging relationship with a sophisticated galactic civilisation, where advanced intelligence and mental powers offer the possibility of extraordinary progress, provided everyone can resist the temptation to use them for personal advantage. Naturally, this being humanity, resisting temptation proves rather more difficult than the optimistic philosophers might have hoped. May constructs an elaborate narrative involving genetics, psychic development, political ambition, family loyalties and the unsettling consequences of possessing abilities that conventional society is scarcely equipped to understand. The novel explores what happens when evolution produces individuals whose powers place them beyond ordinary human limitations, but whose personalities remain stubbornly vulnerable to familiar human weaknesses. For all its grand cosmic speculation, much of the fascination lies in the contrast between the extraordinary and the mundane. People may be capable of communicating across enormous distances through sheer mental effort, but that doesn’t necessarily make them any better at dealing with their relatives. Originally published in 1991, this 1993 Del Rey edition provides an absorbing entry into May’s intricate science-fiction universe, where the past, present and future are connected through an ambitious tapestry of characters, events and extraordinary possibilities. Julian May’s fiction rewards readers who enjoy enormous ideas, complicated genealogies, carefully developed worlds and the suspicion that what initially appears to be a domestic disagreement might eventually have consequences for half the galaxy. This copy is offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, making it an appealing addition to any collection of intelligent, character-driven science fiction. A tale of psychic powers, human evolution and one spectacularly complicated family. Proof, perhaps, that even when humanity develops the ability to read minds, understanding each other will remain a completely different matter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7634/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jack-the-bodiless-oct-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Del Rey no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7633 Man-Kzin Wars V by Larry Niven Man-Kzin Wars V (1992) – Larry Niven Baen Books | ISBN: 0671721372 Condition: Good – Slightly Slanted Spine | Sold by Crappy Old Books Humanity has always had a remarkable talent for getting into arguments. Over borders, politics, religion, parking spaces and whether the neighbour’s hedge is three inches too tall. But in Larry Niven’s Man-Kzin Wars universe, mankind discovers that its argumentative tendencies are positively amateurish compared with those of the Kzinti, a race of enormous, technologically advanced, aggressively carnivorous feline warriors who regard diplomacy as something best conducted after the other party has been thoroughly dismembered. Welcome to Man-Kzin Wars V, the fifth instalment in the gloriously combative series set within Niven’s celebrated Known Space universe. Here, the old saying about curiosity killing the cat has been turned rather enthusiastically on its head. These cats are quite capable of killing practically everything else, preferably while roaring about honour, conquest and the general inadequacy of their enemies. The central problem is straightforward. The Kzinti are bigger, stronger, equipped with formidable weaponry and culturally convinced that fighting is the highest expression of civilisation. Humanity, meanwhile, has developed an inconvenient attachment to remaining alive and would greatly prefer not to become an interesting addition to somebody else’s hunting trophies. Unfortunately for the Kzinti, humans possess several irritating qualities, including ingenuity, adaptability and an almost pathological refusal to behave sensibly when cornered. The resulting conflicts provide a magnificent playground for military science fiction, combining interstellar warfare, elaborate technological problems, political intrigue and the occasional reminder that overwhelming firepower is no substitute for actually thinking. This fifth volume continues the shared-universe tradition in which writers explore different corners of Niven’s richly imagined future. Rather than offering a simple procession of exploding spaceships, the series examines encounters between profoundly different civilisations, where assumptions about honour, intelligence, courage and the proper treatment of one’s enemies can have spectacularly destructive consequences. The Kzinti themselves are among science fiction’s more entertaining creations. Imagine a gigantic tiger equipped with an interstellar battleship, an aristocratic superiority complex and an extremely limited appreciation of compromise. Then imagine explaining to him that his invasion plans have been rejected by a committee. The subsequent meeting would probably be brief. Published in 1992 by Baen Books, this volume belongs to a particularly enjoyable era of military science fiction, when paperback shelves were crowded with alien empires, improbable spacecraft and heroic individuals attempting to prevent entire star systems from becoming expensive clouds of radioactive debris. This Good-condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has a slightly slanted spine, presumably from years of leaning into battle, although ordinary reading and shelf storage are more plausible explanations. An excellent addition to any Known Space collection, particularly for readers who enjoy their science fiction packed with combat, cleverness and exceptionally bad-tempered extraterrestrial cats. Because in space, nobody can hear you scream. But they’ll probably hear a Kzin coming. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7633/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/man-kzin-wars-v-oct-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BAEN 9780671721374 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7632 A Two Hander by Sara Kestelman and Susan Penhaligon A Two Hander (1996) – Sara Kestelman and Susan Penhaligon The Do-Not Press | ISBN: 9781899344086 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Two actresses. One book. A lifetime of theatrical experience, artistic ambition, professional uncertainty and the peculiar business of earning a living by pretending to be somebody else. Welcome to A Two Hander, a collaboration between Sara Kestelman and Susan Penhaligon, two accomplished British performers who know considerably more about the realities of acting than the average person whose theatrical experience consists of appearing as the third shepherd in a school nativity play. The title itself is a delicious piece of theatrical vocabulary. A two-hander is a performance involving two principal actors, which sounds wonderfully economical until one remembers that two actors are quite capable of generating enough drama, disagreement and emotional complications to keep an entire theatre company occupied for months. Kestelman and Penhaligon bring two distinctive personalities and careers to this literary partnership. Both established performers with extensive experience of stage and screen, they belong to that remarkable profession in which success can involve receiving enthusiastic applause one evening and wondering where the next job is coming from the following morning. The acting world is, after all, a curious mixture of glamour and insecurity. Audiences see the finished performance, the elegant costumes, the dramatic entrances and the apparently effortless delivery of perfectly polished dialogue. Behind the scenes lie auditions, rehearsals, disappointments, difficult decisions and the eternal challenge of persuading somebody that you are exactly the person they need to play somebody who doesn’t actually exist. The appeal of a theatrical partnership such as this lies in the contrasting perspectives of two women who have spent their professional lives navigating an industry where talent is essential, luck is extremely helpful and a thick skin is practically compulsory. The entertainment business has never been particularly famous for its consistency, especially when it comes to the opportunities available to women as their careers develop. Published in 1996 by the wonderfully named The Do-Not Press, this is an intriguing piece of British theatrical publishing from an era before celebrity culture became an endless procession of reality television appearances, sponsored social-media posts and autobiographies written by people who have barely reached their twenty-fifth birthdays. For readers interested in acting, women’s experiences in the performing arts and the personalities behind familiar stage and television performances, A Two Hander offers an appealing opportunity to encounter two established names together in an unusual literary format. This 1996 edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, will appeal to collectors of theatrical literature, admirers of Sara Kestelman and Susan Penhaligon, and anyone fascinated by the occasionally absurd machinery of British show business. A distinctive collaboration from two women who have spent years mastering the art of being other people. Which, when you think about it, is a remarkably strange way to make a living — although possibly no stranger than writing books about it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7632/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-two-hander-oct-2026.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Do-Not Press 9781899344086 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7631 Air Traffic Control by Graham Duke Air Traffic Control (1998) – Graham Duke Ian Allan Publishing | ISBN: 9780711025691 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Air traffic control. One of those reassuringly invisible professions that allows millions of people to climb aboard enormous metal tubes, hurtle through the atmosphere at several hundred miles an hour, and arrive somewhere vaguely near their intended destination without encountering another enormous metal tube travelling in the opposite direction. It’s an extraordinary achievement, particularly considering that most motorists struggle to negotiate a supermarket car park without becoming involved in an argument. In Air Traffic Control, Graham Duke lifts the lid on the fascinating, highly technical and occasionally nerve-racking business of managing the world’s increasingly crowded skies. Published in 1998 by Ian Allan, a name synonymous with serious transport and aviation literature, this volume explores an industry in which precision, communication and organisation are rather more important than the ability to look impressive in a uniform. For the uninitiated, air traffic control might appear to involve sitting in a glass tower, staring at radar screens and occasionally telling pilots that they’re cleared for take-off. In reality, the business is considerably more complicated. Aircraft must be guided through controlled airspace, separated from other traffic, coordinated during arrivals and departures, and managed through a constantly changing combination of weather conditions, airport capacity and operational demands. Unlike the average office worker, an air traffic controller cannot simply postpone an awkward problem until Monday morning. When several passenger jets are converging on the same patch of sky, suggesting that everyone hold a meeting next Thursday is unlikely to be received enthusiastically. Duke’s subject encompasses the procedures, systems and specialised skills that make modern aviation possible. From the organisation of controlled airspace to the essential relationship between pilots and controllers, the world of air traffic management is one of carefully established rules, sophisticated technology and remarkably little room for improvisation. The book is particularly interesting as a snapshot of aviation in the late 1990s, when radar displays, radio communications and increasingly sophisticated computer systems were transforming the profession, while the enormous technological developments of the twenty-first century were still on the horizon. This was an era when air travel was expanding rapidly, airports were becoming ever busier, and the need to organise aircraft safely and efficiently was growing more challenging by the year. There is also something wonderfully appealing about a profession in which everyday conversation includes expressions such as flight levels, holding patterns, approach vectors and separation minima. Try using those at the dinner table and see how long it takes before somebody asks you to pass the potatoes in plain English. This 1998 Ian Allan edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an appealing addition to the shelves of aviation enthusiasts, transport historians, aspiring controllers and anyone who has ever gazed at a busy airport and wondered how the entire operation manages to function without descending into expensive chaos. An absorbing look at the remarkable organisation required to keep the skies safe, the aircraft moving and the passengers blissfully unaware of just how much coordination is happening above their heads. Because while pilots may receive the applause when an aircraft lands, somebody else made sure there wasn’t already another one parked on the runway. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7631/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/air-traffic-control-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allen 9780711025691 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7630 Non-Stop Brian Aldiss by Brian Aldiss Non-Stop (2004) – Brian Aldiss SF Masterworks | ISBN: 9781857989984 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Imagine living your entire life in a world of narrow corridors, tangled vegetation, mysterious machinery and peculiar social customs, without the faintest idea where you are, how you got there or why nobody seems particularly interested in investigating. In other words, something rather like working in a large government department, except with more danger, fewer tea breaks and a significantly greater chance of discovering that everything you believe about existence is completely wrong. Welcome to Non-Stop, Brian Aldiss’s extraordinary science-fiction novel, a claustrophobic, unsettling and wonderfully imaginative journey into the unknown, where the greatest mystery isn’t necessarily what lies beyond the next door, but whether anyone understands what a door is supposed to be for. Originally published in 1958, this remarkable debut novel introduces Roy Complain, a member of a small, primitive community living within an apparently endless environment of overgrown compartments and artificial passages. His people survive by hunting, scavenging and obeying a collection of customs whose origins have long since disappeared into the fog of collective ignorance. Their existence is restricted, superstitious and frequently unpleasant, although at least nobody has to worry about airport security. When Complain joins an expedition into the unexplored regions beyond his familiar territory, he begins to encounter evidence that the world is considerably stranger than he has been taught. Strange technologies, conflicting explanations, unexpected inhabitants and increasingly disturbing discoveries challenge everything he believes about his surroundings. Aldiss constructs an ingenious mystery in which the reader gradually pieces together the truth alongside the characters. The result is a novel that combines exploration, psychological tension, social satire and a profound suspicion of inherited beliefs. After all, if everybody around you has believed something for generations, that doesn’t necessarily make it true. It might simply mean nobody has bothered to check. The novel belongs to that magnificent tradition of British science fiction in which civilisation has somehow gone terribly wrong, society has reorganised itself around a collection of increasingly ridiculous assumptions, and one unfortunate individual is left to discover the truth while trying not to get murdered. Beneath the adventure lies a fascinating examination of ignorance, authority, religion, cultural memory and humanity’s extraordinary ability to construct elaborate explanations for things it doesn’t understand. Aldiss asks what happens when knowledge is lost, myths become history and survival takes precedence over curiosity. This 2004 SF Masterworks edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, presents one of the most inventive early achievements of a major British science-fiction writer. It’s an excellent choice for readers who enjoy mysterious environments, collapsing certainties and stories that reward curiosity without immediately explaining themselves. A gripping, intelligent and atmospheric novel that demonstrates how easily humanity can become imprisoned by its own limited understanding of the world. And if you happen to find yourself in an endless maze of corridors populated by people who insist everything is perfectly normal, perhaps consider asking a few awkward questions. Preferably before somebody decides you’re the problem. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7630/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/brian-aldiss-oct-2026.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Masterworks 9781857989984 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7629 Change in Putins Russia - Power Money and People by Simon Pirani Change in Putin’s Russia: Power, Money and People (2010) – Simon Pirani Pluto Press | ISBN: 9780745326900 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Russia. An enormous country with an equally enormous history of revolutions, political upheavals, ambitious rulers and the occasional unfortunate tendency for those who disagree with the government to find themselves experiencing serious career difficulties. When the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991, there was considerable optimism that democracy, free markets and Western-style prosperity might finally arrive. Unfortunately, someone appears to have misplaced the instructions. In Change in Putin’s Russia: Power, Money and People, Simon Pirani examines the extraordinary transformation of post-Soviet Russia, exploring what happened when communism gave way to capitalism, state industries became private fortunes, and a relatively obscure former KGB officer named Vladimir Putin emerged as the dominant figure in Russian politics. Rather than simply presenting another account of powerful men rearranging the furniture in the Kremlin, Pirani directs attention towards the relationship between political authority, economic change and ordinary Russian society. Who benefited from the transition to capitalism? Who paid the price? And how did a revolution supposedly intended to liberate the population produce a political and economic system in which wealth and influence became concentrated in remarkably few hands? The story involves oligarchs, privatisation, industrial restructuring, labour struggles and the complicated legacy of seventy years of Soviet rule. The disappearance of communism did not, rather inconveniently, result in the disappearance of poverty, corruption or authoritarian habits. Instead, Russia embarked upon a turbulent experiment in which former state assets could become spectacular private fortunes while millions of ordinary citizens faced economic insecurity and diminishing expectations. Pirani examines these developments with particular attention to workers, social movements and the experiences of people whose lives rarely feature prominently in presidential biographies. After all, while politicians announce historic transformations and businessmen celebrate their latest acquisitions, somebody still has to work in the factories, pay the rent and wonder why the promised economic miracle seems to have taken a wrong turning somewhere outside Moscow. Published in 2010, during Dmitry Medvedev’s presidency and Putin’s period as prime minister, the book provides an especially interesting historical perspective. Written before Putin’s return to the presidency in 2012 and Russia’s subsequent full-scale invasion of Ukraine in 2022, it captures an earlier stage in the consolidation of the political and economic arrangements that would shape Russia’s future. As a work of political and economic analysis, Change in Putin’s Russia offers a more substantial investigation than the familiar spectacle of commentators endlessly speculating about what Vladimir Putin might be thinking over breakfast. This 2010 Pluto Press paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, will appeal to students of Russian history, political economy, international relations and anyone interested in understanding how the collapse of one deeply entrenched system of power can produce another. A thought-provoking examination of money, politics and ordinary people in a country where everything was supposed to change. And, in certain rather important respects, remarkably little did. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7629/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/change-in-putins-russia-oct-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pluto Press 9780745326900 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7628 Bluff Your Way in Publishing by Dorothy M Stewart Bluff Your Way in Publishing (1993) – Dorothy M. Stewart Ravette Publishing | ISBN: 9780948456657 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Publishing. That noble profession devoted to the advancement of civilisation, the preservation of literary excellence, and the extraordinarily difficult business of persuading people to buy books they never knew they wanted. It is a world of manuscripts, editors, agents, advances, royalties, literary lunches and individuals who can reject your life’s work in seventeen seconds while simultaneously discussing where to have dinner. Fortunately, Dorothy M. Stewart has provided the perfect solution for anyone desperate to appear knowledgeable about this mysterious industry without undergoing the inconvenience of actually learning anything. Bluff Your Way in Publishing is a gloriously irreverent guide to sounding like a seasoned publishing professional, even if your previous experience of the book trade consists entirely of rearranging paperbacks in a charity shop. Published in 1993, when manuscripts arrived in brown envelopes, rejection letters required stamps, and the average literary agent could go an entire afternoon without receiving an unsolicited email promising the next international bestseller, this entertaining little volume takes aim at the peculiar customs, pretensions and vocabulary of the publishing world. Here is an industry where everybody claims to be looking for exciting new talent, provided it looks remarkably similar to whatever sold half a million copies last Christmas. Where a book can be described as commercially challenging when what is actually meant is that nobody expects it to sell. And where the distinction between literary genius and an unsaleable manuscript sometimes depends on whether the author has recently appeared on television. Stewart’s contribution to the entertaining Bluffer’s Guides tradition offers the reader a wonderfully economical alternative to acquiring years of professional experience. Why spend decades understanding editorial procedures, marketing strategies and the delicate relationship between authors and publishers when you can simply master a few authoritative expressions, adopt a thoughtful frown and announce that the real problem is distribution? The book is also a delightful reminder of the publishing business before Amazon, ebooks, print-on-demand and the internet transformed the industry into something even more bewildering. In 1993, aspiring authors generally required the approval of actual publishers. Today, practically anybody can publish a novel before breakfast, although persuading somebody to read it remains an entirely separate challenge. Behind the jokes lies an affectionate appreciation of an industry populated by passionate enthusiasts, commercial opportunists, hopeless optimists and people who genuinely believe the world desperately needs another biography of Napoleon. This 1993 Ravette Publishing edition, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is an entertaining addition to the shelves of writers, editors, booksellers, publishing students and anyone who has ever wondered why a manuscript can spend three years being considered before being rejected for not quite fitting the list. Small, amusing and considerably less expensive than a publishing degree, it offers the reassuring possibility that success in the literary world might be achieved through confidence, plausible jargon and a complete refusal to admit ignorance. And should anyone challenge your expertise, simply explain that the market has undergone a fundamental repositioning. Nobody will dare ask what you mean. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7628/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bluff-your-way-in-publishing-oct-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ravette Publishing 9780948456657 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7627 To Have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway To Have and Have Not (1959) – Ernest Hemingway Penguin Books | ISBN: None Condition: Fair | Sold by Crappy Old Books There are two kinds of people in the world: those who have, and those who have not. Ernest Hemingway, never a man particularly interested in making life cheerful, decided to write a novel about the consequences of belonging to the second category, particularly when the first category appears to have cornered the market in money, comfort, power and the best seats at the bar. Welcome to To Have and Have Not, Hemingway’s hard-boiled tale of desperation, smuggling, violence and economic injustice, set against the sun-soaked but distinctly unromantic waters separating Florida from Cuba. It’s a world of fishing boats, dubious cargoes, desperate men, wealthy tourists and enough whisky to convince practically everyone that their next terrible decision is actually a splendid idea. At the centre of proceedings stands Harry Morgan, a tough, resourceful fishing-boat captain from Key West who discovers that honest work doesn’t necessarily pay the bills, particularly when customers fail to pay what they owe. Faced with poverty and the responsibility of supporting his family, Harry turns towards increasingly dangerous activities, including smuggling people and contraband across the Florida Straits. Unfortunately, international criminal enterprise proves rather less straightforward than the average entrepreneurial handbook might suggest. Hemingway presents a society divided between the comfortably wealthy, whose greatest concern might be the quality of their cocktails, and the working poor, whose immediate concerns include survival, employment and avoiding being shot. His characters inhabit a world where morality is frequently a luxury, respectability is often purchased rather than earned, and the American Dream seems to have developed a serious fault somewhere in the engine room. Originally published in 1937, the novel combines Hemingway’s famously economical prose with violence, social criticism and the sort of masculine stoicism that generally involves refusing to discuss one’s feelings until something catastrophic happens. Nobody wastes three paragraphs describing their emotional vulnerability when they could be staring grimly across the harbour with a cigarette. The novel also inspired the celebrated 1944 film starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall, although Hollywood took considerable liberties with Hemingway’s material, presumably deciding that audiences preferred romantic intrigue to an uncompromising examination of Depression-era economic misery. This 1959 Penguin paperback is offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books. The spine is slightly angled and slightly concave, suggesting a long and eventful literary existence. One of the front preliminary leaves has approximately half torn away, although there appears to have been little printed on the missing portion. It is emphatically a reading copy rather than a pristine collector’s specimen, but the book remains an appealing vintage edition of a major twentieth-century novel. Ideal for Hemingway enthusiasts, collectors of early Penguin paperbacks, or readers who prefer their fiction tough, unsentimental and populated by people whose lives make their own problems seem reassuringly manageable. A novel about money, poverty, survival and the things desperate people do when respectable society has nothing left to offer them. Rather appropriately, this copy has clearly had rather more adventure than luxury itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7627/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-have-and-have-not-oct-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7626 Quote Unquote by Nigel Rees Quote Unquote (1980) – Nigel Rees Unwin Paperbacks | ISBN: 0048270202 Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Everybody loves a good quotation, particularly when it makes them sound considerably more intelligent than they actually are. There’s nothing quite like dropping a perfectly chosen remark from Oscar Wilde, Winston Churchill or some long-deceased Greek philosopher into an otherwise unremarkable conversation about the price of potatoes. Suddenly, you’re not merely complaining about inflation. You’re participating in the grand intellectual tradition of Western civilisation. Welcome to Quote Unquote, Nigel Rees’s delightful excursion into the wonderful world of memorable words, celebrated sayings and the curious human habit of borrowing somebody else’s wit whenever our own supply runs dangerously low. Rees, a broadcaster, author and enthusiastic collector of verbal curiosities, is perhaps best known for his long-running BBC Radio 4 programme Quote... Unquote, in which quotations, misquotations and linguistic oddities provided endless opportunities for entertainment. This accompanying literary offering captures much of that same fascination with the things people say, the people who supposedly said them, and the remarkable frequency with which history manages to get the attribution completely wrong. For quotations are slippery little creatures. A particularly clever observation might begin life in an obscure nineteenth-century novel, acquire a new author somewhere along the way, and eventually emerge as something Abraham Lincoln allegedly said while eating breakfast. Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde and Churchill have collectively been credited with enough witty remarks to suggest that none of them ever had time to sleep. The pleasure of a collection like this lies not merely in discovering clever expressions but in appreciating humanity’s enduring talent for compressing enormous quantities of wisdom, foolishness, cynicism and outright nonsense into remarkably few words. A good quotation can settle an argument, start another, decorate a wedding speech or provide the perfect excuse for doing absolutely nothing productive all afternoon. Published in 1980, this Unwin paperback belongs to a more civilised age of verbal entertainment, when people collected quotations in notebooks rather than posting inspirational statements over photographs of sunsets. Back then, an amusing observation might be shared over dinner instead of being attributed to Albert Einstein and circulated among eleven million people who never bothered to check. Rees’s enthusiasm for language makes this an appealing volume for lovers of literary trivia, amateur philosophers, crossword enthusiasts, public speakers and anyone who appreciates the fine distinction between genuine wisdom and something that merely sounds impressive when delivered in a confident voice. This 1980 Unwin Paperbacks edition, offered in Very Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is a splendid addition to the bookshelf of anyone who enjoys words behaving badly, historical personalities being unexpectedly amusing, or the comforting discovery that people have been saying ridiculous things for centuries. A delightful celebration of borrowed brilliance, memorable remarks and the peculiar immortality of a well-turned phrase. After all, why struggle to think of something clever yourself when somebody considerably more talented said it two hundred years ago? And if nobody actually said it, there’s always Churchill. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7626/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/quote-unquote-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Unwin Paperbacks 9780048270207 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7625 The Romeo Error by Lyall Watson The Romeo Error (1976) – Lyall Watson Coronet | ISBN: 034019989X Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Death. It’s one of life’s few reliable certainties, along with taxation, disappointing weather and the discovery that whatever you’ve just bought will be cheaper somewhere else tomorrow. But what if death isn’t quite as straightforward as we’ve been led to believe? What if the boundary between being alive and being dead is rather less clearly marked than the medical profession would like us to imagine? And what if the entire business of shuffling off this mortal coil is considerably more complicated than simply failing to turn up for breakfast? Welcome to The Romeo Error, Lyall Watson’s fascinating, provocative and gloriously unconventional exploration of death, dying and the mysterious territory separating the living from the departed. Watson, a biologist with an enthusiastic appetite for life’s stranger possibilities, takes his title from the tragic consequences of mistaken death in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. Romeo, finding Juliet apparently lifeless, jumps to a catastrophically premature conclusion. It’s probably literature’s most famous example of why checking the patient’s vital signs before taking drastic action might be advisable. From this unfortunate misunderstanding, Watson launches into a remarkable investigation of what death actually means. Is it a single identifiable event, or a gradual biological process? At precisely what moment does life cease? Can someone pronounced dead subsequently recover? And are the extraordinary experiences reported by people who have approached the edge of death evidence of something beyond conventional biological explanation, or simply the last fireworks of an oxygen-starved brain? Combining medical history, biological observations, unusual case reports and more speculative possibilities, Watson examines humanity’s longstanding obsession with mortality. His interests extend into the territory of near-death experiences, apparent death, consciousness and the bewildering variety of ways different cultures have attempted to understand that most final of human experiences. Naturally, some of Watson’s interpretations venture considerably beyond established science. His willingness to entertain unconventional explanations is part of the book’s attraction, although readers should distinguish intriguing speculation from demonstrated fact. This is, after all, a writer more interested in asking uncomfortable questions than in politely accepting whatever explanation happens to be fashionable. Published in the 1970s, when parapsychology, altered consciousness and the unexplained enjoyed a particularly enthusiastic readership, The Romeo Error captures an era when the boundaries of scientific enquiry seemed wonderfully elastic. Watson approaches the subject with curiosity, imagination and a refreshing refusal to regard death as an entirely closed case. This 1976 Coronet paperback, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, is a splendid find for collectors of vintage popular science, readers fascinated by consciousness and mortality, or anyone who has ever wondered whether the Grim Reaper occasionally makes an administrative error. An absorbing examination of life’s ultimate mystery, with one reassuring conclusion: before declaring anyone permanently deceased, it might be worth making absolutely certain. Romeo, unfortunately, didn’t have this book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7625/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-romeo-error-oct-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340199893 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7623 1000 Mothers Questions Answered by Davina Lloyd and Ann Rushton 1000 Mothers’ Questions Answered (1990) – Davina Lloyd and Ann Rushton Thorsons Publishing | ISBN: 9780722521694 Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Motherhood. That miraculous journey of love, joy, sleepless nights, mysterious rashes, inexplicable screaming, and the gradual realisation that the tiny human being you’ve brought into the world has absolutely no intention of following the manufacturer’s instructions. Fortunately, Davina Lloyd and Ann Rushton have come to the rescue with 1000 Mothers’ Questions Answered, a reassuringly substantial collection of answers to the sort of questions that have troubled mothers since the first prehistoric infant refused to eat its mammoth purée. Published in 1990, when parenting advice was dispensed through books, health visitors, grandmothers and the occasional terrifying neighbour rather than seventeen contradictory internet forums, this practical guide belongs to a comparatively innocent age. An age when nobody had heard of a gender reveal party, children weren’t monitored by sophisticated electronic surveillance equipment, and parents could occasionally leave the house without carrying half a branch of Mothercare. The premise is wonderfully straightforward: mothers have questions. Lots of them. A thousand, apparently. Why won’t the baby sleep? Why won’t the toddler eat? Is that normal? Should I be worried? Why does my child insist on putting inappropriate objects into inappropriate places? And, perhaps most importantly, will I ever enjoy eight consecutive hours of unconsciousness again? Lloyd and Rushton tackle the bewildering business of bringing up children with the reassuring conviction that knowledge is preferable to panic. Their book offers a window into the anxieties, expectations and practical concerns of British parenthood at the dawn of the 1990s, when disposable nappies were firmly established, children’s television still provided a few precious moments of parental respite, and nobody thought to consult a smartphone every time a baby hiccupped. Naturally, some advice from 1990 should be approached with historical curiosity rather than treated as the final word in twenty-first-century childcare. Medical recommendations, infant sleeping guidance and parenting conventions have changed considerably. Nevertheless, the underlying questions remain remarkably familiar, because babies have stubbornly refused to evolve into reasonable, cooperative members of society. Beyond its practical intentions, this is a delightful little piece of social history. A reminder of an era when publishing a thousand answers seemed a reasonable way to help parents, rather than simply giving them access to another thousand opportunities to worry. This Good-condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for collectors of vintage parenting literature, social historians, nostalgic mothers, bewildered grandparents, or anyone curious about what counted as sound maternal advice before the internet decided that everybody was doing everything wrong. A thousand questions, a thousand answers, and still no satisfactory explanation for why a child with forty-seven expensive toys prefers playing with the cardboard box. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7623/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/1000-mothers-questions-answered-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thorsons Publishing 9780722521694 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7622 Operation Paperclip - The Secret Intelligence Program That Brought Nazi Scientists to America by Annie Jacobsen Operation Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program That Brought Nazi Scientists to America (2014) by Annie Jacobsen Publisher: Little, Brown ISBN: 9780316277440 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Winning the Second World War was a tremendous achievement, but as the Americans rapidly discovered, victory presented a rather awkward administrative problem. What exactly should one do with all those German scientists who had spent the previous few years developing rockets, chemical weapons and assorted technological innovations for one of history’s most appalling regimes? Prosecute them? Imprison them? Or offer them employment, a comfortable house and the opportunity to contribute to America’s bright new technological future? Naturally, the answer was complicated. Particularly when the Soviet Union was equally enthusiastic about acquiring a few German geniuses of its own. In Operation Paperclip, investigative journalist Annie Jacobsen exposes the extraordinary and deeply uncomfortable story of the secret American intelligence programme that recruited German scientists, engineers and technical specialists following the collapse of Nazi Germany. Some were brilliant researchers whose expertise would prove enormously valuable to the emerging Cold War superpower. Others had considerably more troubling personal histories, including associations with Nazi organisations, forced labour and programmes responsible for horrific human suffering. Unfortunately, when national security becomes the overriding priority, moral principles have an unfortunate tendency to disappear beneath an impressive mountain of classified paperwork. Jacobsen traces the origins and development of Operation Paperclip, examining the intelligence officers, military authorities and government agencies involved in bringing German specialists to the United States. Among the most famous beneficiaries was Wernher von Braun, whose rocket expertise would eventually help propel America’s space programme towards the Moon. His earlier involvement in the Nazi V-2 programme, however, raised questions considerably less suitable for patriotic television documentaries. The book also investigates figures connected with chemical warfare, aviation medicine and other areas of military research, revealing the disturbing compromises made by officials determined to prevent valuable scientific knowledge from falling into Soviet hands. Backgrounds were scrutinised, inconvenient information was sometimes minimised, and the distinction between useful scientist and compromised participant in Nazi crimes became alarmingly negotiable. One of the book’s great strengths is its demonstration that history rarely conforms to the tidy moral narratives preferred by governments. The same nation that had fought to defeat Nazi Germany subsequently found itself employing men whose wartime activities might otherwise have made them candidates for prosecution. Evidently, the journey from enemy specialist to valuable government employee could be considerably shorter than anyone cared to advertise. Drawing on extensive documentary research and interviews, Jacobsen constructs a compelling account of espionage, scientific ambition, political expediency and ethical compromise. It is a story in which technological progress comes accompanied by some extraordinarily unpleasant baggage. This 2014 Little, Brown edition is in Good condition and offered by Crappy Old Books, where we believe that history should be examined rather than conveniently sanitised. An engrossing and unsettling work of historical investigation, particularly recommended for anyone who has ever wondered how yesterday’s enemy could become tomorrow’s indispensable employee, provided his security clearance was handled with sufficient imagination. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7622/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/operation-paperclip-oct-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little Brown 9780316277440 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7621 Protest and Survive by EP Thompson and Dan Smith Protest and Survive (1980) by E. P. Thompson and Dan Smith Publisher: Penguin Books ISBN: 0140523413 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books There was a time when the British government thoughtfully advised its citizens that, in the event of nuclear war, they might improve their chances of survival by hiding under a table, painting their windows white and constructing a makeshift shelter from doors, cushions and whatever else happened to be lying around the house. Unfortunately, the Soviet Union possessed nuclear weapons rather more destructive than the average domestic inconvenience, and the prospect of surviving Armageddon beneath a dining-room table struck some people as a trifle optimistic. Enter Protest and Survive, the gloriously defiant 1980 publication associated with historian E. P. Thompson and peace campaigner Dan Smith, whose title delivered a decidedly pointed response to the government’s reassuringly titled Protect and Survive. Where official advice concentrated on what to do after somebody had launched nuclear missiles, Thompson and his fellow campaigners suggested the rather more sensible policy of preventing the missiles from being launched in the first place. It was a radical proposition, particularly during the Cold War, when the superpowers were accumulating enough nuclear weaponry to destroy civilisation several times over, presumably in case the first destruction proved insufficient. Published at a moment of mounting international tension, Protest and Survive challenged the assumptions underpinning the nuclear arms race, questioned the political logic of deterrence and helped articulate the growing resistance to the deployment of new nuclear weapons across Europe. It belonged to an era of cruise missiles, NATO strategy, Soviet military power and the uncomfortable realisation that ordinary Europeans might find themselves living on the battlefield of somebody else’s ideological disagreement. E. P. Thompson, already distinguished as a major British historian and socialist intellectual, brought his formidable analytical powers to the subject. The result was not simply an expression of moral outrage but a challenge to the political and military calculations that had transformed the possibility of mass annihilation into an apparently respectable instrument of international diplomacy. There is something splendidly British about the whole business. Faced with the prospect of nuclear extinction, the establishment produced a practical household pamphlet, while its critics responded with another pamphlet explaining why nuclear extinction was perhaps not a desirable outcome in the first place. One can almost imagine the resulting debate taking place in a village hall, interrupted occasionally by complaints about the heating. More than four decades later, Protest and Survive remains a fascinating historical document, capturing the anxieties, arguments and extraordinary political atmosphere of the early 1980s. It also offers a reminder that public protest has sometimes involved rather more than waving placards: occasionally it has required confronting the fundamental assumptions of global military strategy. This 1980 Penguin edition is in Good condition and offered by Crappy Old Books, where we regard the continued existence of civilisation as broadly beneficial to the second-hand book trade. An absorbing piece of Cold War political history, and an excellent reminder that when confronted with the possibility of nuclear annihilation, rearranging the living-room furniture may not be the most effective response. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7621/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/protest-and-survive-oct-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140523416 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7619 Forward the Foundation by Isaac Asimov Forward the Foundation (1994) by Isaac Asimov Publisher: Bantam ISBN: 9780553404883 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Running a galactic empire sounds rather glamorous until you consider the administrative difficulties. Twenty-five million inhabited worlds, trillions of citizens, countless political factions and presumably an astronomical number of complaints about public transport. Unfortunately, the Galactic Empire is also collapsing, although nobody particularly wants to admit it. Fortunately, one mathematician has worked out how to predict the disaster. Unfortunately, being right about the end of civilisation is not necessarily a good career move. Welcome to Forward the Foundation, Isaac Asimov’s magnificent return to the universe of psychohistory, political intrigue and humanity’s apparently inexhaustible capacity to make a spectacular mess of its own affairs. At the centre of the story stands Hari Seldon, the brilliant mathematician whose revolutionary science of psychohistory promises to predict the future behaviour of enormous populations. By combining mathematics, statistics and human psychology, Seldon hopes to anticipate the inevitable collapse of the Galactic Empire and reduce the thousands of years of barbarism that might otherwise follow. It is an ambitious undertaking, especially considering that most governments struggle to predict what will happen to the economy next Tuesday. Set on Trantor, the vast imperial capital where political power, technological sophistication and bureaucratic absurdity exist in uncomfortable harmony, the novel follows Seldon across several decades. As he ages, his theories develop, his personal relationships evolve and the Empire gradually reveals the cracks beneath its apparently indestructible foundations. Naturally, the authorities are not particularly enthusiastic about predictions of impending collapse. Emperors prefer reassuring forecasts, politicians favour convenient statistics and the general population would rather not hear that everything they take for granted is heading towards a historical catastrophe. Seldon must therefore navigate political conspiracies, professional rivalries, personal tragedies and the increasingly awkward business of preparing humanity for a future it refuses to acknowledge. Unlike some science fiction adventures, where the solution to every problem involves a spaceship, a laser cannon and somebody shouting orders, Forward the Foundation is concerned with ideas, institutions and the extraordinary consequences of intellectual persistence. Asimov understands that civilisations rarely collapse because everyone simultaneously forgets how to operate the machinery. They decline through a far more complicated mixture of complacency, political weakness, social fragmentation and institutional decay. Rather comforting, really. Published originally in 1993, this was Asimov’s final Foundation novel and appeared after his death in 1992. It provides a deeply human portrait of Hari Seldon while connecting the earlier prequels to the events of the original Foundation trilogy. There is humour, melancholy, intellectual ambition and an unmistakable sense of farewell. This 1994 Bantam edition is in Good condition and offered by Crappy Old Books, where we cannot predict the collapse of civilisation using advanced mathematics, although a glance at the evening news usually provides a reasonable approximation. An essential addition to any serious science fiction collection, particularly for readers who enjoy grand historical visions, mathematical prophecy and the reassuring thought that even a collapsing galactic empire cannot escape the paperwork. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7619/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/forward-the-foundation-oct-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553404883 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7618 The End of Eternity by Isaac Asimov The End of Eternity (2000) by Isaac Asimov Publisher: HarperCollinsPublishers ISBN: 9780586024409 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Time travel is a wonderful idea, provided nobody actually invents it. Imagine the possibilities: preventing wars, correcting embarrassing decisions, buying shares in Microsoft before anyone knew what a computer was, or returning to 1973 to warn people about the impending horrors of polyester. Unfortunately, as Isaac Asimov demonstrates in The End of Eternity, giving humanity the ability to manipulate history is rather like giving a committee of civil servants control over the universe. Everything becomes terribly efficient, meticulously regulated and potentially disastrous. Welcome to Eternity, an organisation existing outside conventional time, staffed by specialists who travel between centuries making carefully calculated alterations to human history. Their objective is admirably straightforward: eliminate suffering, avert catastrophe and ensure that civilisation progresses along the safest possible path. Naturally, this requires an enormous bureaucracy, complicated regulations and the occasional quiet removal of entire possible futures. All in the interests of public welfare, of course. Andrew Harlan is a Technician, one of Eternity’s trained operatives responsible for implementing Reality Changes. He is dedicated, disciplined and thoroughly convinced that his work serves humanity’s greater good. Unfortunately, Harlan commits the one offence guaranteed to cause difficulties in any well-ordered institution: he falls in love. The object of his affections is Noÿs Lambent, a mysterious woman whose existence begins to complicate his understanding of Eternity, its motives and the supposedly unquestionable wisdom of its interventions. Suddenly, the careful manipulation of centuries becomes entangled with distinctly inconvenient human emotions. Rules are broken, loyalties tested and the philosophical foundations of an entire civilisation begin looking rather less secure than their architects might have hoped. Asimov, one of science fiction’s towering intellectual figures, constructs an extraordinarily clever puzzle around the paradoxes of time travel. But beneath the intricate machinery lies a more uncomfortable question: should anyone possess the authority to determine humanity’s future, even with the noblest intentions? After all, preventing every disaster might also prevent every extraordinary achievement. Remove uncertainty, danger and suffering, and humanity might become wonderfully comfortable while simultaneously losing the ambition to accomplish anything interesting. A perfectly safe civilisation could turn out to be a perfectly stagnant one, rather like a suburban residents’ association given control of cosmic history. Originally published in 1955, The End of Eternity remains one of Asimov’s most ingenious standalone novels, combining scientific speculation, romance, conspiracy and philosophical argument into a tightly constructed adventure. It is the sort of book that encourages readers to contemplate causality, free will and whether somebody travelling backwards through time might already have interfered with their breakfast. This 2000 HarperCollinsPublishers edition is in Good condition and offered by Crappy Old Books, where we operate under the comforting assumption that time moves forwards, customers pay in the present and nobody will travel back to prevent the purchase. Although, should somebody invent a functioning time machine, we would be extremely interested in returning to an era when second-hand books cost sixpence and postage was practically free. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7618/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-end-of-eternity-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollinsPublishers 9780586024409 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7617 Waldo and Magic Inc by Robert A Heinlein Waldo and Magic, Inc. (1986) by Robert A. Heinlein Publisher: New English Library ISBN: 9780450397301 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Science and magic have never enjoyed a particularly comfortable relationship. Scientists insist that everything must obey the laws of physics, while magicians tend to regard such laws as irritating suggestions intended for people lacking imagination. Robert A. Heinlein, never a man to let an interesting argument go unprovoked, decided to explore both possibilities in Waldo and Magic, Inc., a splendidly eccentric pairing of two novellas in which technology becomes distinctly peculiar and the supernatural develops an alarming interest in commercial enterprise. First up is Waldo, the story of Waldo Farthingwaite-Jones, a brilliant, wealthy and spectacularly antisocial inventor whose physical disabilities have persuaded him that living among ordinary people is an entirely overrated experience. Instead, he resides in an orbiting space station, safely removed from Earth’s tiresome gravity and its even more tiresome inhabitants. There he manipulates the physical world through ingenious remotely controlled mechanical hands, devices that would eventually lend their name to real-world robotic manipulators. Unfortunately, humanity’s dependence on sophisticated technology encounters an inconvenient problem when vital machinery begins mysteriously malfunctioning. Waldo is drawn into an investigation that challenges his understanding of physics, reality and the distinction between what is scientifically impossible and what scientists simply haven’t worked out yet. It is a tale of technological ingenuity, intellectual arrogance and the unsettling possibility that the universe has neglected to read its own instruction manual. Then comes Magic, Inc., in which Heinlein turns his attention to that most terrifying of supernatural phenomena: organised business. Archie Fraser, an ordinary businessman attempting to earn an honest living, discovers that magic is not merely real but increasingly subject to commercial exploitation. Unfortunately, certain enterprising individuals have decided that supernatural powers provide excellent opportunities for monopolies, racketeering and the sort of restrictive business practices that would make an insurance salesman blush. Before long, witches, demons and magical operators become entangled with politicians, businessmen and organised crime. Archie finds himself confronting forces considerably more sinister than the usual problems of taxation, competition and customers who insist on paying invoices three months late. Heinlein gleefully demonstrates that even when humanity acquires access to extraordinary supernatural powers, somebody will inevitably attempt to corner the market and charge everyone else a subscription. Together, these two stories display Heinlein’s remarkable ability to combine imaginative speculation with sharp social commentary. Whether examining the limits of scientific knowledge or the dangers of economic monopolies, he remains wonderfully suspicious of received wisdom, institutional authority and anyone claiming to know precisely how the world ought to operate. Originally published separately during the 1940s, these adventures retain their wit, ingenuity and occasional gloriously old-fashioned eccentricity. This 1986 New English Library edition is in Good condition and offered by Crappy Old Books, where we specialise in selling extraordinary ideas at perfectly ordinary prices. Sadly, supernatural delivery services remain unavailable, and our attempts to employ a demon in the packing department have encountered difficulties with employment legislation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7617/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/waldo-and-magic-inc-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450397301 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7616 Star Beast by Robert A Heinlein Star Beast (1987) by Robert A. Heinlein Publisher: New English Library ISBN: 9780450008290 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Every family has its peculiarities. Some keep tropical fish, others collect porcelain figurines, and a few have relatives who insist on discussing conspiracy theories over Christmas dinner. The Stuart family, however, has something rather more interesting: a gigantic extraterrestrial creature called Lummox, inherited through several generations and regarded as a perfectly respectable household pet. Unfortunately, Lummox is growing, the neighbours are complaining, and the authorities are beginning to suspect that keeping a large, apparently indestructible alien in the garden might contravene one or two local regulations. Welcome to Star Beast, Robert A. Heinlein’s gloriously entertaining science fiction adventure in which humanity discovers that the universe is considerably stranger than its bureaucrats, politicians and self-important officials would prefer to acknowledge. John Thomas Stuart XI has inherited Lummox from his ancestors, along with the traditional responsibility of keeping the creature fed, reasonably entertained and, ideally, out of trouble. Unfortunately, Lummox possesses the curiosity of a toddler, the appetite of a rubbish disposal facility and the physical capabilities of something that really ought to require planning permission. When the enormous beast embarks on an ill-advised excursion, chaos follows, property suffers and the machinery of government begins grinding into action with its customary mixture of pomposity and spectacular misunderstanding. What initially appears to be a straightforward tale of a boy and his oversized alien pet gradually develops into something much more interesting. Interplanetary diplomacy, extraterrestrial politics and humanity’s questionable assumptions about its own importance all become entangled in an increasingly absurd situation. It turns out that Lummox may not be quite the harmless domestic curiosity everyone imagines, and that treating an alien creature as a household animal without first establishing its actual identity might constitute a diplomatic mistake of truly astronomical proportions. Heinlein, one of science fiction’s most influential and occasionally argumentative grandmasters, was particularly good at using apparently simple adventures to explore considerably larger questions. Here he takes aim at bureaucracy, human arrogance, political incompetence and the dangerous conviction that intelligence must necessarily resemble ourselves. His humour is sharp, his characters resourceful and his aliens refreshingly uninterested in conforming to human expectations. There is also a splendid underlying joke about perspective. Humanity imagines itself to be the centre of civilisation, only to discover that other species might regard us as rather primitive, troublesome creatures requiring careful supervision. Anyone who has watched politicians debating matters they barely understand may find this arrangement depressingly familiar. Originally published in 1954, Star Beast remains a wonderfully inventive mixture of youthful adventure, cosmic comedy and sharp social satire. It is science fiction from an era when the future involved spaceships, interstellar diplomacy and the optimistic assumption that humans might eventually learn something. This 1987 New English Library edition is in Good condition and is offered by Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe that every home deserves a decent science fiction collection, although we would strongly advise against acquiring an actual Lummox. The feeding bills alone could bankrupt a small nation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7616/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/star-beast-oct-2026.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450008290 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7615 Anniversary Snow by Yang Lian Anniversary Snow (2019) by Yang Lian Publisher: Shearsman Books ISBN: 9781848616707 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books There are poetry collections that invite you to settle into a comfortable chair with a cup of tea, contemplate the beauty of nature and congratulate yourself on being terribly cultured. Then there is Anniversary Snow by Yang Lian, which is rather more likely to overturn the chair, freeze the tea and leave you questioning the nature of existence, history and your own distinctly inadequate grasp of metaphysics. Yang Lian, one of China’s most internationally celebrated contemporary poets, has never been particularly interested in producing cheerful little verses about daffodils. Born in Switzerland in 1955, raised in China and subsequently driven into exile following the political upheavals surrounding the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989, he has spent much of his literary career exploring memory, displacement, identity and the uncomfortable relationship between the individual and the machinery of history. Not exactly the sort of material that lends itself to a novelty birthday card. Anniversary Snow, published by Shearsman Books in 2019, belongs to that uncompromising tradition. Here, snow is considerably more than a picturesque meteorological inconvenience. It becomes an evocative presence associated with time, remembrance, loss and the peculiar human habit of commemorating events that we might privately prefer had never happened. Anniversaries, after all, are supposed to be occasions for celebration, although history has supplied rather too many that demand something considerably less festive than a cake. Yang’s poetry is richly layered, intellectually demanding and frequently unsettling. Images accumulate, meanings shift and the reader is invited to navigate a landscape in which personal experience and collective memory refuse to remain conveniently separated. Those expecting a straightforward narrative may find themselves in much the same position as somebody attempting to assemble flat-pack furniture without instructions, except that the furniture represents human existence and several of the components appear to have been confiscated by history. Yet this is precisely what makes Yang Lian such a compelling poet. His work refuses the comforting fiction that the past is safely behind us. History persists, language remembers and even silence can acquire an alarming eloquence. There is beauty here, certainly, but it is a beauty accompanied by shadows, questions and the occasional philosophical ambush. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has experienced a little of the physical world itself, although mercifully nothing approaching the historical and existential turbulence contemplated within its pages. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where we believe that difficult poetry deserves a good home, preferably one containing a patient reader, a functioning central heating system and absolutely no expectation that everything will make sense before bedtime. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7615/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anniversary-snow-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shearsman Books 9781848616707 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7614 Surviving Hitler - Corruption and Compromise in the Third Reich by Adam Lebor and Roger Boyes Surviving Hitler – Corruption and Compromise in the Third Reich (2002) – Adam LeBor and Roger Boyes Pocket Books | ISBN: 9780671022631 | Condition: As New Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where Morality Meets Self-Preservation, and Doing Business with the Devil Turns Out to Be a Disturbingly Complicated Arrangement. There are people who like to imagine that, had they lived in Nazi Germany, they would have immediately joined the resistance, denounced Hitler, hidden persecuted neighbours and generally behaved with the moral courage of a Hollywood hero. Unfortunately, history suggests that when confronted with dictatorship, terror and the possibility of an extremely unpleasant visit from the Gestapo, human behaviour becomes considerably more complicated. In Surviving Hitler, journalists Adam LeBor and Roger Boyes investigate the uncomfortable world of corruption, collaboration, compromise and survival within the Third Reich, exploring how individuals and institutions navigated one of the most murderous political systems in modern history. And the results are not especially flattering to the human species. Nazi Germany was not simply a country populated by fanatical ideologues marching enthusiastically beneath enormous flags. It was also a functioning society in which businessmen conducted transactions, civil servants processed paperwork, industrialists pursued contracts and ordinary people attempted to preserve their careers, possessions and lives. Some resisted. Some collaborated enthusiastically. Others accommodated the regime through fear, ambition, opportunism or the convenient conviction that somebody else was responsible for whatever unpleasantness happened next. The distinction between survival and complicity could become disturbingly blurred. LeBor and Boyes examine the moral ambiguities and material interests that helped sustain Hitler’s dictatorship, revealing a world in which corruption and personal advantage operated alongside terror, ideological fanaticism and bureaucratic obedience. After all, even the most monstrous political system requires accountants, administrators and people capable of ensuring that the trains run according to schedule. The fact that those trains might be transporting human beings towards extermination rather than ordinary passengers was a consideration that far too many preferred not to examine. What makes the subject especially disturbing is the ordinary nature of many of the decisions involved. History often presents evil as something theatrical, complete with uniforms, speeches and dramatic music. In practice, it can also involve signing a document, accepting a promotion, purchasing confiscated property or deciding that asking too many questions might be detrimental to one’s professional advancement. The paperwork was generally immaculate. The morality was another matter entirely. The book raises difficult questions about responsibility under dictatorship. How much freedom did individuals possess? Where did coercion end and opportunism begin? Could participation in a corrupt system ever be justified as a means of survival? And how readily can people persuade themselves that they are merely performing their jobs? These are not comfortable questions, nor are they confined entirely to the history of Nazi Germany. LeBor and Boyes approach their subject through investigative historical journalism, examining the compromises and relationships that complicate simplistic divisions between villains, victims and bystanders. It is a reminder that dictatorship depends not only upon its most enthusiastic supporters but also upon the accumulated decisions of people who discover reasons to cooperate. Condition: As New. This 2002 Pocket Books edition is offered in As New condition, providing an exceptionally tidy copy of a book concerned with an exceptionally untidy chapter of European history. For readers interested in the Third Reich, political corruption, corporate responsibility, moral compromise and the mechanisms through which authoritarian systems sustain themselves, this is a compelling and thought-provoking work. Available from Crappy Old Books, where we believe that understanding history requires examining not merely the monsters at the top, but also the uncomfortable arrangements that allowed them to remain there. A disturbing exploration of ambition, fear, greed and survival under Nazism. And a reminder that the question is not always what people believed, but what they were prepared to tolerate when their own interests were at stake. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7614/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/surviving-hitler-oct-2026.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671022631 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7613 The Habsburgs by Martyn Rady The Habsburgs (2020) – Martyn Rady Penguin | ISBN: 9780141987200 | Condition: As New Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where Keeping It in the Family Became a Foreign Policy, and Europe Spent Six Centuries Trying to Work Out Who Owned What. There are families who argue over the inheritance of a semi-detached house, a collection of commemorative teaspoons and Aunt Doris’s slightly suspicious jewellery. And then there were the Habsburgs, who managed to turn the ordinary business of marriage, inheritance and family disagreement into one of the most extraordinary political enterprises in European history. For centuries, the Habsburg dynasty accumulated kingdoms, principalities, imperial titles and territories with the enthusiasm of a particularly obsessive property collector. At various points their possessions stretched across much of Europe and into the Americas, producing an empire so complicated that even its own administrators occasionally struggled to explain precisely what belonged to whom. In The Habsburgs, historian Martyn Rady takes readers on a magnificent journey through the rise, dominance and eventual collapse of one of history’s most astonishing ruling families. And what a family. There were emperors, kings, queens, archdukes, saints, soldiers, eccentrics and enough dynastic marriages to keep Europe’s genealogists permanently employed. There were also rather unfortunate consequences to the family’s determination to preserve its inheritance through carefully arranged marriages, not least the famously pronounced Habsburg jaw, which became something of an unofficial family trademark. Most families pass down the silverware. The Habsburgs passed down half of Europe and an increasingly distinctive chin. Rady traces the dynasty from its medieval beginnings through its emergence as a major European power, exploring the personalities, ambitions and political arrangements that enabled the family to survive wars, revolutions, religious conflicts and the occasional catastrophic succession crisis. The Habsburg genius lay partly in their ability to acquire through marriage what other rulers attempted to obtain through warfare. This did not mean they avoided wars, of course. Quite the opposite. Once they had acquired an assortment of territories, defending them often required armies, diplomacy and tremendous quantities of borrowed money. Running an empire, it turns out, is considerably more expensive than acquiring one. The book explores the dynasty’s role in the Holy Roman Empire, the Reformation, the conflicts of early modern Europe and the extraordinary multinational structure of the Austrian monarchy. It also follows the Habsburgs into the nineteenth century, when nationalism, industrialisation and political upheaval increasingly threatened a system founded upon dynastic loyalty and inherited authority. Eventually came the First World War, the collapse of Austria-Hungary in 1918 and the rather awkward discovery that the modern world was losing patience with hereditary emperors. One of Rady’s great strengths is his ability to explain an immensely complicated history without reducing it to an endless procession of moustaches, military campaigns and people called Charles, Ferdinand or Leopold. He reveals how the Habsburgs developed an elaborate imperial identity, drawing upon religion, ceremony, mythology and political imagination to maintain authority over peoples who frequently spoke different languages, followed different traditions and disagreed about almost everything. Condition: As New. This Penguin edition is offered in As New condition, making it a particularly attractive copy for readers who appreciate their European history without the accompanying evidence of somebody else’s biscuit consumption. An absorbing, entertaining and authoritative history for anyone interested in European royalty, political power, dynastic ambition and the extraordinary persistence of a family that somehow managed to turn matrimonial arrangements into continental domination. Available from Crappy Old Books, where we have no imperial ambitions, possess no hereditary claim to the Austrian throne and are perfectly content to sell the book rather than annex a neighbouring province. Six centuries of power, intrigue, marriage and magnificent political complications. Proof that family businesses can become extremely successful, provided nobody objects to the occasional emperor. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7613/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-habsburgs-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780141987200 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7612 The Vikings by Stephanie Barton The Vikings (1986) – Stephanie Barton Ladybird Books | ISBN: 9780721409450 | Condition: Very Good Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where the Vikings Are Coming, the Monks Are Panicking, and Somebody Has Misplaced the Village Silver. There was a time when the words “The Vikings are coming!” were not greeted with enthusiasm, historical curiosity or an invitation to visit the local heritage centre. They generally meant that a collection of extremely determined Scandinavians had appeared on the horizon in a longship, armed with axes, swords and a rather flexible interpretation of other people’s property rights. Fortunately, by 1986, the Vikings had largely abandoned their enthusiasm for coastal raiding and become respectable subjects for Ladybird Books. Stephanie Barton’s The Vikings introduces younger readers to the extraordinary world of the Norse seafarers, warriors, traders and explorers who made such a dramatic impression upon European history. Published during Ladybird’s golden age of wonderfully illustrated educational books, it offers an accessible journey into a period when international travel was considerably more dangerous, personal hygiene was a matter of circumstance, and an unexpected knock at the monastery door could have unfortunate consequences. The Vikings have acquired a formidable reputation over the centuries, largely involving horned helmets, enormous beards and a general tendency to remove valuable objects from religious establishments without obtaining permission. The horned helmets, incidentally, are largely a later invention. Apparently, charging into battle wearing two enormous projections from your head was not quite as practical as theatrical costume designers subsequently imagined. But there was considerably more to Viking civilisation than smashing things and frightening monks. These Scandinavian adventurers were remarkable sailors and navigators, travelling enormous distances across the North Atlantic, establishing settlements, developing trading networks and leaving their mark upon countries from Britain and Ireland to Iceland, Greenland and beyond. They were also farmers, craftsmen, merchants and settlers, although these quieter occupations have traditionally attracted rather less attention than arriving unexpectedly with a battleaxe. After all, nobody has ever produced a particularly exciting historical epic entitled Erik the Moderately Successful Turnip Farmer. Ladybird’s great achievement was making history understandable without removing all the excitement. Its compact books, colourful illustrations and straightforward explanations introduced generations of British children to subjects they might otherwise have encountered only through rather intimidating school textbooks. And the Vikings were an especially agreeable subject, offering ships, battles, exploration, strange customs and enough historical drama to keep even the most reluctant young reader interested. There is something wonderfully nostalgic about these older Ladybird editions. They belong to an era when children were expected to learn useful things from actual books, rather than watching a three-minute animated video narrated by somebody apparently drinking six energy drinks an hour. Condition: Very Good. This is a previously owned 1986 Ladybird edition, offered in Very Good condition. A pleasing survivor from the days when educational books were small, affordable, attractive and sufficiently sturdy to endure repeated encounters with enthusiastic children. Ideal for collectors of vintage Ladybird books, enthusiasts of Viking history, nostalgic former schoolchildren and younger readers discovering the fascinating world of the Norsemen. Available from Crappy Old Books, where we welcome Viking enthusiasts but would politely request that customers refrain from pillaging the premises. A delightful little introduction to the age of longships, exploration and Scandinavian adventure. And unlike an actual Viking expedition, purchasing it should not result in the destruction of a monastery. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7612/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-vikings-oct-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ladybird 9780721409450 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7611 Along the Clipper Way by Francis Chichester Along the Clipper Way (1966) – Francis Chichester Pan Books | ISBN: None | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where the Sea Is Vast, the Weather Is Appalling, and Sensible People Stay at Home with a Nice Cup of Tea. There are people who enjoy a pleasant afternoon beside the seaside, perhaps with a packet of chips, a folding deckchair and the comforting assurance that dry land is never more than fifty yards away. And then there are people like Francis Chichester, who regarded the world’s oceans as enormous opportunities for adventure, discomfort and prolonged arguments with the weather. Along the Clipper Way, published in this 1966 Pan Books edition, is a fascinating celebration of ocean sailing, maritime adventure and the extraordinary endurance of those who ventured across the world’s seas in the great age of sail. The clipper ships were among the most magnificent creations of nineteenth-century maritime engineering: beautiful, fast and thoroughly unforgiving vessels designed to transport cargo across enormous distances in the shortest possible time. Their captains competed for speed, prestige and commercial advantage, particularly along the great trading routes linking Britain with the Far East and Australia. Unfortunately, the oceans had not been consulted about these ambitious schedules. Storms, mountainous seas, contrary winds and the occasional alarming encounter with maritime geography all contributed to a working environment in which a modern health-and-safety officer would probably have suffered a nervous breakdown before leaving harbour. Chichester’s book explores the romance, challenge and practical realities of sailing along these legendary routes, drawing upon the traditions of the great clipper voyages and the enduring fascination of navigating vast oceans under canvas. This was an age when getting from one side of the world to the other involved considerably more than complaining about airline legroom and discovering that your luggage had gone to Frankfurt. The clipper captains faced months at sea, unpredictable weather and the constant demands of managing ships whose progress depended upon the wind, the skill of their crews and the occasionally questionable judgement of whoever happened to be in command. And yet, despite the hardship, there remains something irresistible about the image of a great sailing ship racing across the Southern Ocean, canvas billowing, decks awash and its crew desperately hoping that the captain knew where Australia was. Francis Chichester was particularly well qualified to appreciate such adventures. An accomplished aviator and pioneering yachtsman, he became one of Britain’s most celebrated maritime figures, eventually achieving international fame for his solo circumnavigation aboard Gipsy Moth IV in 1966–67. This edition therefore belongs to a particularly interesting moment in his remarkable career, just as his greatest sailing achievement was about to capture the public imagination. Chichester brings the enthusiasm of a genuine seafarer to a subject that combines maritime history, navigational skill, human endurance and the enduring appeal of doing something extraordinarily difficult simply because the challenge exists. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned 1966 Pan Books edition, showing the ordinary signs of age and handling appropriate to its condition. No ISBN, because books of this vintage managed perfectly well without them. For enthusiasts of sailing, clipper ships, maritime history and old-fashioned adventure, this is an appealing vintage paperback from one of Britain’s great ocean-going personalities. Available from Crappy Old Books, where the voyages are magnificent, the prices remain on dry land, and nobody is required to round Cape Horn to complete a purchase. A splendid excursion into the world of wind, waves and nautical determination. All the romance of the high seas, without having to sleep in a damp bunk while somebody shouts about the rigging. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7611/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/along-the-clipper-way-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7610 An Album of Paintings for Mr Yankui Tong by Yankui Tong An Album of Paintings for Mr Yankui Tong (2000) – Yankui Tong Chinese Society for Peasant Painting and Calligraphy Research | ISBN: 9787536808287 | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where Chinese Artistic Tradition Meets the British Second-Hand Book Trade, and Nobody Is Entirely Sure How This Rather Unusual Volume Ended Up Here. There are art books devoted to Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent van Gogh and Pablo Picasso, whose reputations have been polished by centuries of scholarship, auction-house enthusiasm and the persistent determination of wealthy people to spend extraordinary sums of money on things they cannot hang above the fireplace without consulting their insurance companies. And then there is An Album of Paintings for Mr Yankui Tong, a rather more unusual proposition, published in 2000 by the Chinese Society for Peasant Painting and Calligraphy Research. It is the sort of book that reminds us that the world of art extends considerably beyond the familiar procession of European masters, fashionable galleries and gentlemen in black polo-neck sweaters explaining why a pile of bricks represents the collapse of Western civilisation. Chinese painting possesses an immense cultural history, with traditions of brushwork, ink, colour, symbolism and calligraphy stretching back many centuries. Within these traditions, the relationship between painting and writing is particularly important, with the artist’s brush serving as an instrument of both visual expression and personal cultivation. The very idea that painting and calligraphy belong together seems perfectly sensible, although it does rather undermine the modern Western assumption that handwriting is merely something to be endured until somebody invents a better keyboard. The association with the Chinese Society for Peasant Painting and Calligraphy Research makes this publication especially intriguing. Chinese peasant painting has its own distinctive cultural associations, reflecting traditions of popular artistic expression, regional identity and the relationship between ordinary communities and the visual arts. Unlike the more familiar Western art-book industry, where almost every artistic movement eventually acquires a coffee-table volume weighing approximately as much as a small refrigerator, publications devoted to less widely known Chinese artists can be surprisingly difficult to encounter in ordinary British bookshops. This particular volume, associated with Yankui Tong, offers an opportunity to explore an artistic world that may be unfamiliar to readers whose knowledge of Chinese painting begins and ends with misty mountains, bamboo and the occasional exceptionally well-behaved panda. Its appeal lies partly in that unfamiliarity. Art books are not merely collections of attractive pictures; they are records of cultural perspectives, artistic ambitions and the ways different societies choose to represent and preserve creative achievement. And sometimes the most interesting additions to a collection are precisely those volumes that nobody else in the room has heard of. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned copy of the 2000 edition, showing the ordinary signs of age and handling consistent with its stated condition. It is offered as a second-hand art publication rather than an immaculate museum specimen. For collectors of Chinese art, enthusiasts of painting and calligraphy, researchers into Chinese cultural publications or anyone seeking something rather more unusual than another enormous book about Impressionism, this is an intriguing addition to the shelves. Available from Crappy Old Books, where our stock occasionally takes us into artistic territory considerably more exotic than the usual assortment of battered crime novels and forgotten celebrity autobiographies. An unusual Chinese art publication, a glimpse into a different visual tradition, and proof that interesting books have a habit of travelling extraordinary distances. Although how this particular one reached our shelves remains a mystery worthy of a painting in its own right. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7610/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-album-of-paintings-for-mr-yankui-tong-oct-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chinese Society For Peasant Painting and Calligraphy Research 9787536808287 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7609 You Only Live Twice by Ian Fleming You Only Live Twice (1964) – Ian Fleming Jonathan Cape | First Edition | ISBN: None | Condition: Good | Slightly Wonky Spine Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where James Bond Returns, Blofeld Gets Horticultural, and Even the Spine Has Been Shaken, Not Stirred. There are bad days at the office, and then there is being James Bond, whose recent professional difficulties include the murder of his wife, the collapse of his emotional stability and an increasingly understandable reluctance to participate enthusiastically in the international espionage business. Fortunately, British intelligence has a solution. Send him to Japan. Because nothing says psychological recovery quite like dispatching a traumatised secret agent halfway around the world on a mission involving Japanese intelligence, mysterious arrangements, exotic dangers and a deranged criminal mastermind with an unusually enthusiastic approach to poisonous gardening. Published in 1964, You Only Live Twice is Ian Fleming’s eleventh James Bond novel and one of the strangest, darkest and most fascinating instalments in the entire series. Here, Fleming exchanges some of the familiar glamour of casinos, cocktails and expensive European hotels for an extraordinary journey through Japanese culture, philosophy, espionage and mortality. Bond is no longer simply the confident, womanising secret agent who can dispatch three assassins before breakfast and still complain about the quality of the scrambled eggs. He is a damaged man, struggling with grief and professional decline, sent eastward by M in the hope that an unusual assignment might restore something of his former effectiveness. What follows is an increasingly bizarre adventure involving Japanese intelligence chief Tiger Tanaka, the mysterious Dr Guntram Shatterhand, a castle surrounded by deadly botanical specimens and a particularly unpleasant scheme that would make the average National Trust garden supervisor reconsider his career. And somewhere beneath the disguises, cultural encounters and lethal vegetation lurks Bond’s old adversary, Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Naturally, things become complicated. The novel is also notable for Fleming’s fascination with Japan, filtered through the distinctly British perspective of a man whose observations can be perceptive, eccentric and gloriously dated, sometimes within the same paragraph. It is as much an exploration of identity, honour and the possibility of personal rebirth as it is a conventional thriller. This copy is a 1964 Jonathan Cape first edition, making it a particularly appealing example of Fleming’s Bond fiction from the year of its original publication. Condition: Good, with a slightly wonky spine. Yes, the spine has developed a modest deviation from the straight and narrow. Considering that the contents involve assassins, poison, international intrigue and the psychological destruction of Britain’s most famous secret agent, a slightly crooked backbone seems almost thematically appropriate. It is not being presented as an immaculate collector’s specimen, but as a genuine first edition with character, history and an amusing little structural imperfection. There is no ISBN, because in 1964 books were still perfectly capable of existing without fourteen separate identification systems and an online database. Available from Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate a proper Fleming first edition, even when it refuses to stand quite as straight as an officer on parade. A dark, distinctive Bond adventure, a desirable early publication, and a slightly wonky survivor of the swinging sixties. You only live twice, apparently. But you only get one original 1964 first edition. And this one has developed a bit of a lean. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7609/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/you-only-live-twice-oct-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7608 My Struggle by Adolf Hitler My Struggle (1938) – Adolf Hitler Hurst and Blackett | ISBN: None | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where Historical Importance and Literary Merit Are Two Entirely Different Things. Some books change the world through brilliant ideas, extraordinary imagination or profound insight into the human condition. Others change it because enough people take an appalling collection of prejudices, grievances and political fantasies seriously. Adolf Hitler’s My Struggle, better known by its German title Mein Kampf, belongs emphatically to the second category. Written following Hitler’s failed Beer Hall Putsch of 1923 and his subsequent imprisonment, this notorious combination of autobiography, political manifesto and sustained personal resentment laid out the ideological foundations of National Socialism. It is a book in which practically everything wrong with Germany, Europe and modern civilisation is blamed upon somebody else, usually with a remarkable disregard for evidence. For a man supposedly possessed of historic insight, Hitler demonstrated an extraordinary inability to recognise his own shortcomings. Published by Hurst and Blackett in 1938, this English-language edition is particularly interesting because of its historical timing. Britain was confronting the increasingly aggressive ambitions of Nazi Germany, the Munich Agreement would become synonymous with appeasement, and Europe stood on the brink of another catastrophic war. The dictator’s intentions were hardly entirely concealed. Unfortunately, interpreting them correctly, confronting them effectively and persuading everyone else to take them seriously proved rather more difficult. The book presents Hitler’s distorted interpretation of German history, his obsessive antisemitism, his racial theories, his hostility towards parliamentary democracy and his ambitions for territorial expansion. Its arguments are riddled with conspiracy theories, historical manipulation and the sort of self-important certainty that makes even the most tedious contemporary political commentator appear comparatively restrained. It is not a pleasant read, nor should it be mistaken for an intellectually respectable political programme. Its historical significance lies in revealing the ideas and prejudices that helped justify persecution, dictatorship, aggressive warfare and ultimately genocide. Yet that makes surviving contemporary editions important historical objects. A 1938 printing offers a tangible connection to the period when Hitler was not yet a defeated dictator consigned to history books, but the leader of a powerful European state whose ambitions would soon plunge the continent into disaster. There is also a grim irony in the book’s title. Hitler’s supposed personal struggle ultimately became a catastrophe inflicted upon millions of other people, most of whom had neither requested nor deserved any involvement in his ideological obsessions. Condition: Good. This is a previously owned 1938 Hurst and Blackett edition, offered in Good condition. As a historical publication approaching ninety years of age, it is of potential interest to collectors of pre-war political literature, researchers into fascism, and students of twentieth-century European history. It has no ISBN, unsurprisingly, having appeared decades before international book numbering became standard. Available from Crappy Old Books, where books are sold for their historical, cultural and bibliographical interest, not because their authors deserve admiration. An unsettling but historically significant publication from one of Europe’s darkest political periods. And a reminder that sometimes the most important books to preserve are those that demonstrate just how disastrously wrong human beings can be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7608/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-struggle-oct-2026.jpg 120.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hurst and Blackett no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7607 Thatcher - The Major New Biography by Nicholas Wapshott and George Brock Thatcher – The Major New Biography (1983) – Nicholas Wapshott and George Brock Futura | ISBN: 9780708824337 | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where the Iron Lady Meets the Paperback Shelf, and the Only Thing Not for Sale Is the Family Silver. There are politicians who enter office promising to change the country, politicians who spend their careers trying not to change anything whatsoever, and then there was Margaret Thatcher, who appeared to regard the entire British post-war settlement as an unfortunate administrative error requiring immediate correction. By 1983, Britain had undergone four extraordinary years under its first female Prime Minister. Industries were struggling, unemployment had soared, trade unions were increasingly under pressure, the Falklands had been fought over, and an entire nation was discovering that the lady in Downing Street possessed considerably more determination than the gentlemen who had preceded her. Into this atmosphere arrived Nicholas Wapshott and George Brock with Thatcher – The Major New Biography, a substantial examination of the woman who had already become one of the most divisive figures in modern British politics. Published by Futura in 1983, this biography offers something particularly valuable: a portrait of Thatcher written while her premiership was still unfolding, before the miners’ strike, before the Poll Tax, before the Brighton bombing, before the final Downing Street tears, and long before historians had finished arguing about whether she had rescued Britain, ruined it, or somehow managed both simultaneously. It is Thatcher captured in the early years of Thatcherism, when the ideological revolution was still gathering momentum and the consequences were only beginning to emerge. Born Margaret Roberts in Grantham in 1925, the future Prime Minister was the daughter of a grocer, a fact that would become almost as important to her political mythology as the Battle of Waterloo was to Wellington. Her upbringing above the family shop, her Methodist background, her education at Oxford and her subsequent career in law and politics all contributed to the formation of a woman whose belief in discipline, hard work and individual responsibility would eventually reshape British political debate. Few other politicians have managed to turn the operation of a provincial grocery business into a comprehensive philosophy of national government. Thatcher’s ascent was remarkable. Entering Parliament as Conservative MP for Finchley in 1959, she progressed through ministerial office before becoming leader of the Conservative Party in 1975, defeating Edward Heath in a contest that demonstrated that the Conservative establishment was not quite as secure in its own assumptions as it had imagined. Four years later, following the industrial disruption and political disillusionment of the Winter of Discontent, she entered Number 10 Downing Street. Britain had acquired its first female Prime Minister. Unfortunately for anyone expecting a soothing maternal presence, she had not come to tuck the country into bed and read it a story. Wapshott and Brock examine Thatcher’s personality, political development, ambitions and the circumstances that propelled her into power. Their biography explores the public figure and the private individual, tracing the combination of intellectual conviction, political calculation and formidable personal determination that helped transform an ambitious Conservative politician into a national phenomenon. The early Thatcher years provide especially fascinating material. Her government embraced monetarist economic policies, challenged established approaches to public spending and industrial management, and rejected the political compromises that had shaped much of the post-war consensus. For supporters, this represented a long-overdue confrontation with Britain’s economic decline. For opponents, it resembled an experiment in determining how much unemployment, industrial disruption and social upheaval a country could endure before somebody noticed that the medicine was making the patient decidedly uncomfortable. Thatcher, naturally, was not inclined to abandon the prescription. Then came 1982 and the Falklands War, an event that dramatically transformed her political standing. Argentina’s invasion of the islands prompted a British military response that culminated in their recapture, producing a surge of national confidence and strengthening Thatcher’s reputation for decisiveness. The victory helped establish the image of the Iron Lady as a leader who would not readily retreat, compromise or accept defeat. It also provided newspaper editors with an almost inexhaustible supply of opportunities to describe her as formidable. By the 1983 general election, Thatcher had become the dominant personality in British politics. The Conservatives secured a commanding https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7607/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thatcher-the-major-new-biogrphy-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708824337 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7606 Against Nature and God - The History of Women With the Jurisdiction of Bishops by Joan Morris Mowbrays | ISBN: 0264661486 | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where Women Have Been Making History for Centuries, Even When the Men in Charge Would Rather They Hadn’t. There are few institutions quite as accomplished at producing rules, regulations, committees, hierarchies and beautifully worded explanations of why things must remain exactly as they are as the Christian Church. And among its more enduring preoccupations has been the question of what women should be permitted to do within its walls, beyond cleaning them, filling the pews, raising the children and occasionally providing the money to keep the roof from falling in. Into this magnificent historical tangle marches Joan Morris with Against Nature and God, a scholarly and provocative examination of women’s place within the jurisdiction of bishops, published by Mowbrays in 1974, at a time when questions of women’s religious authority were becoming particularly difficult for ecclesiastical gentlemen to ignore. The title alone is splendidly confrontational. Against Nature and God sounds rather like the verdict of a medieval church court delivered upon discovering that a woman had expressed an independent opinion, read a theological manuscript without supervision, or suggested that she might be perfectly capable of running something herself. But Morris is concerned with something considerably more substantial than clerical disapproval. Her historical investigation challenges comfortable assumptions about the relationship between women, episcopal authority and the institutional development of Christianity. The central difficulty, as so often happens when somebody starts looking through old documents, is that history stubbornly refuses to behave as neatly as official tradition might suggest. Women were not merely passive spectators in the development of Christian institutions. Across different periods they exercised religious influence, held positions of responsibility, managed communities and participated in ecclesiastical structures in ways that complicate modern assumptions about an exclusively male religious hierarchy. This is rather inconvenient if one has spent several centuries explaining that such arrangements were always impossible. Morris examines the historical evidence surrounding women’s ecclesiastical status and authority, investigating the legal, institutional and theological circumstances that shaped their relationship with bishops. It is a subject involving canon law, religious traditions, changing interpretations of authority and the occasionally remarkable ingenuity with which institutions manage to reinterpret their own past. After all, there is a considerable difference between establishing that something has always been forbidden and discovering that it gradually became forbidden, particularly when inconvenient historical precedents suggest otherwise. Such distinctions are unlikely to produce much excitement at the average football match, but they can cause considerable agitation within theological circles. The book belongs to a period of significant debate about women and Christian ministry. By the 1970s, established assumptions about gender and religious authority were coming under increasing scrutiny, and historical scholarship was becoming an important weapon in arguments that could no longer be settled simply by declaring that matters had always been conducted in a particular fashion. Morris approaches the subject through history rather than merely contemporary political enthusiasm. This makes her work especially interesting because the evidence she considers reaches beyond the immediate controversies of her own decade. The question is not simply whether women should exercise religious authority, but what women actually did exercise in earlier centuries, how their positions were understood and what subsequent generations chose to remember, reinterpret or conveniently overlook. And there is nothing quite so uncomfortable for an ancient institution as discovering that its own archives contain material capable of upsetting its official explanations. Naturally, ecclesiastical history is not a simple tale of enlightened women battling wicked bishops. Religious institutions developed through complicated combinations of theology, politics, law, custom, social expectations and occasionally the personal ambitions of individuals who happened to possess unusually elaborate hats. Women themselves occupied different positions within these arrangements, and the distinction between spiritual influence, institutional responsibility and formal ecclesiastical office was not always straightforward. This complexity is precisely what makes the subject worth investigating. Morris invites readers to reconsider inherited accounts of Christian history and to question whether modern descriptions of religious authority adequately reflect the var https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7606/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/against-god-and-nature-oct-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mowbrays 9780264661483 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7605 Did Adam and Eve Have Navels by Martin Gardner Did Adam and Eve Have Navels? (2000) – Martin Gardner W. W. Norton & Company | ISBN: 0393049639 | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where the Questions Are Ridiculous, the Answers Are Fascinating, and Somebody Really Ought to Have Asked About the Belly Buttons Sooner. Did Adam and Eve have navels? It is one of those questions that sounds utterly ridiculous until you think about it for approximately eleven seconds, at which point it becomes surprisingly difficult to dismiss. If Adam was created from dust and Eve from one of his ribs, neither had experienced gestation, neither had possessed an umbilical cord, and therefore neither had any obvious biological requirement for a belly button. On the other hand, if they lacked navels, would they really have looked like ordinary human beings? And what would this mean for several centuries’ worth of religious paintings featuring an anatomically complete Adam lounging about in the Garden of Eden? Welcome to the wonderfully mischievous intellectual universe of Martin Gardner, a man who spent much of his extraordinarily productive life demonstrating that apparently silly questions can expose remarkably serious problems in science, philosophy, religion and human reasoning. Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?, published by W. W. Norton in 2000, is a collection of essays drawn from Gardner’s long-standing fascination with the peculiar things people believe, the strange arguments they construct to defend those beliefs, and the entertaining ways in which logic, scepticism and a little intellectual curiosity can dismantle an impressive amount of nonsense. And what a magnificent quantity of nonsense humanity has produced. Gardner was one of America’s great popularisers of mathematics, science and rational inquiry. For twenty-five years he wrote the celebrated Mathematical Games column for Scientific American, introducing generations of readers to mathematical puzzles, logical paradoxes and ideas that might otherwise have remained imprisoned within academic journals. He was also a tireless investigator of pseudoscience, dubious claims, paranormal phenomena and the intellectual acrobatics performed by people determined to believe extraordinary things without necessarily producing extraordinary evidence. He was, in short, the sort of person you would want sitting beside you when someone at a dinner party announced that the pyramids had been built by extraterrestrials using forgotten Atlantean technology. Although you might not get invited back. The book takes its title from a genuinely intriguing theological puzzle, but Gardner’s interests extend considerably beyond the abdominal arrangements of humanity’s alleged first couple. His essays explore the uneasy frontier between legitimate inquiry and speculative absurdity, examining the sorts of beliefs and intellectual fashions that flourish wherever human imagination manages to outrun human evidence. The attraction lies in Gardner’s ability to make scepticism entertaining. He does not merely announce that an argument is mistaken and leave it there. He is interested in how the argument developed, why intelligent people might have found it convincing, what hidden assumptions lie beneath it, and how apparently persuasive reasoning can collapse when examined from a different angle. This makes his work particularly enjoyable because the reader is encouraged to participate in the detective work. Rather than simply being told what to think, one is invited to discover why certain claims do not survive inspection. Which is generally more satisfying than being shouted at by someone on the internet who has just completed forty-seven minutes of personal research. Gardner’s intellectual approach is especially refreshing in a world where confidence is frequently mistaken for competence. The loudest person in the room is not necessarily the best informed, the most elaborate explanation is not necessarily the correct one, and the existence of a complicated theory does not automatically mean that the theory describes anything resembling reality. These distinctions ought to be obvious. Unfortunately, much of human history suggests otherwise. One of the pleasures of Gardner’s writing is that he appreciates the entertainment value of human gullibility without entirely losing sight of its consequences. Some strange beliefs are harmless eccentricities, the intellectual equivalent of collecting ornamental teaspoons. Others can mislead, exploit or encourage people to abandon sound reasoning in favour of comforting fantasies. And then there are those beliefs that are simply too peculiar not to investigate. The question of Adam and Eve’s navels illustrates the sort of intellectual territory Gardner enjoys exploring. It raises issues concerning creation, apparent age, historical interpretation and the relationship between theological claims and physical ev https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7605/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/did-adam-and-eve-have-navels-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norton 9780393049633 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7604 The Silent Life by Thomas Merton The Catholic Book Club | Hardback | ISBN: None | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where Silence Is Golden, Contemplation Is Admirable, and the Bookseller Is Unfortunately Still Talking. There are people in this world who cannot endure five minutes without making a noise. They turn on the television while eating breakfast, listen to the radio while driving, and spend their evenings watching other people shout at one another about things that neither party properly understands. Then there are monks, who have somehow arrived at the extraordinary conclusion that the best way to improve human existence is to stop talking, withdraw from the general chaos, and devote themselves to God. Thomas Merton, celebrated Trappist monk, spiritual writer and one of the twentieth century’s more thoughtful observers of mankind’s peculiar behaviour, explores this second approach in The Silent Life. Originally published in the 1950s, this 1975 Catholic Book Club edition offers a fascinating introduction to the contemplative monastic tradition: a world of prayer, solitude, disciplined labour and an almost suspicious absence of pointless conversation. For anyone who has ever attended a committee meeting, endured a neighbour’s opinions about parking arrangements, or found themselves trapped beside a particularly enthusiastic conversationalist on public transport, the monastic life may immediately seem rather attractive. But Merton is not suggesting that monasteries are simply convenient refuges for people who dislike their relatives. His subject is considerably more profound: the spiritual purpose of monastic existence, the historical development of religious communities, and the extraordinary commitment required to devote one’s entire life to contemplation. It is a commitment that rather puts our own efforts at self-discipline into perspective. Most of us struggle to go without biscuits for an afternoon. A monk may undertake a lifetime of poverty, chastity, obedience and regular prayer, with no prospect of a promotion, a company car or even a particularly exciting Christmas party. Through his examination of monastic history and spirituality, Merton considers the traditions that shaped Christian religious life, including the influence of the desert fathers, the Rule of St Benedict and the contemplative ideals that developed within the great monastic orders. These were communities established around the proposition that withdrawal from the distractions of the world could lead to a deeper engagement with spiritual reality. This is rather different from withdrawing from society because somebody has annoyed you on Facebook. Indeed, the paradox at the centre of the monastic vocation is that those who apparently abandon the world do not necessarily cease to care about it. Their prayers, contemplation and spiritual discipline are understood as contributions to the wider Christian community. The monk may have little interest in the latest political scandal, but his retreat is not intended as an act of indifference towards humanity. Merton is particularly well placed to explain such ideas, having entered the Abbey of Our Lady of Gethsemani in Kentucky in 1941. Before embracing monastic life, he had experienced considerably more of the ordinary world’s temptations and distractions than might be expected of someone subsequently committed to silence and contemplation. His spiritual autobiography, The Seven Storey Mountain, brought him international recognition, making him the rather unusual spectacle of a famous monk. There is something splendidly ironic about becoming internationally renowned for withdrawing from public life. Most celebrities spend their entire careers desperately seeking attention. Merton attracted it by choosing a vocation in which attention was largely beside the point. Nevertheless, The Silent Life is not a celebrity memoir, nor is it a romantic account of picturesque monasteries populated by cheerful gentlemen producing excellent cheese and occasionally ringing enormous bells. Merton takes the theological and spiritual foundations of the monastic vocation seriously. The silence he describes is not merely the absence of speech but an essential part of the contemplative search for God. It is a silence that creates room for reflection, humility and awareness, rather than the sort encountered when a married couple have disagreed over the correct way to load a dishwasher. The book also provides a valuable glimpse into a form of religious life that can seem especially remote from modern experience. Contemporary society measures success through activity, visibility, productivity and accumulation. The contemplative monk deliberately questions the importance of all four. His existence cannot easily be assessed through quarterly performance targets, social-media engagement or the number of professional contacts accumulated https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7604/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-silent-life-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Catholic Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7603 Sins of the Fathers by James Pope-Hennessy Publisher: Phoenix Press ISBN: 9781842121788 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Three and a Half Centuries of Greed, Respectability and the Extraordinary Human Talent for Justifying the Unjustifiable Human civilisation has produced some remarkable achievements. We have developed philosophy, established legal systems, constructed magnificent cathedrals and spent centuries congratulating ourselves upon our moral superiority to practically everyone who came before us. Unfortunately, a closer examination of history reveals that many of the same people responsible for these achievements were also perfectly comfortable with kidnapping human beings, transporting them across oceans and selling them as property. Apparently, the principles of Christian charity, human dignity and enlightened civilisation came with certain rather substantial exceptions. In Sins of the Fathers: The Atlantic Slave Traders, 1441–1807, distinguished historian and biographer James Pope-Hennessy examines one of the darkest chapters in European and Atlantic history: the development, expansion and eventual challenge to the transatlantic slave trade. Originally published in 1967 and reissued by Phoenix Press in 2000, this meticulously researched account draws upon the journals, correspondence and personal testimony of slave traders, sailors and enslaved Africans to reconstruct the workings of an institution whose brutality was matched only by its extraordinary profitability. It is an uncomfortable, illuminating and essential work of history, exposing the disturbing ease with which ordinary commercial ambition can coexist with almost unimaginable cruelty. The Age of Discovery, or How to Make Exploration Considerably Less Admirable The story begins in the fifteenth century, when European maritime exploration was opening new trading routes along the African coast. To the enthusiastic chroniclers of European expansion, this was an age of daring navigators, ambitious merchants and courageous adventurers setting forth into unfamiliar waters. Unfortunately, adventure had an increasingly unpleasant commercial dimension. As Portuguese and other European traders established connections along the African coast, the trafficking of enslaved people became part of expanding maritime commerce. What followed was the development of a vast Atlantic trading system linking Europe, Africa and the Americas. Ships carried manufactured goods, commercial commodities and human beings, while merchants calculated profits, investors considered returns and governments recognised the economic advantages of overseas expansion. The disturbing feature of this arrangement was not merely its cruelty, but the extent to which cruelty became incorporated into ordinary business practice. Human beings could be entered into accounts, assessed for their monetary value and treated as cargo. It was capitalism operating without the inconvenience of recognising that some things should never be for sale. Respectable Gentlemen, Profitable Investments and Other Unpleasant Contradictions One of the most revealing aspects of Pope-Hennessy’s history is its attention to the people who participated in the trade. The Atlantic slave trade was not conducted exclusively by recognisable villains operating outside respectable society. It involved merchants, shipowners, investors, officials and commercial organisations whose activities were often regarded as legitimate enterprises. Men who considered themselves honourable could participate in arrangements founded upon coercion, suffering and the systematic denial of human freedom. This presents an uncomfortable historical lesson. People do not necessarily need to regard themselves as wicked in order to participate in wicked institutions. Frequently, all that is required is a sufficiently profitable commercial opportunity, an established social convention and a collection of convenient explanations for why the victims do not deserve the same consideration as everyone else. Pope-Hennessy examines the world of these traders through their own records, revealing the practical calculations and moral contradictions underpinning the Atlantic economy. The resulting picture is particularly disturbing because so much of the administration was thoroughly ordinary. Accounts were maintained. Voyages were organised. Risks were calculated. Profits were distributed. The paperwork, one suspects, was often immaculate. The Human Cost Behind the Commercial Statistics Behind the ships, trading arrangements and financial calculations lay the experiences of millions of Africans subjected to enslavement and forced transportation. Pope-Hennessy draws upon contemporary testimony to illuminate the violence, fear, exploitation and suffering that formed the foundation of the trade. The Atlantic crossing was only one stage of a much larger process involving capture, separation, con https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7603/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sins-of-the-fathers-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phoenix Press 9781842121788 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7602 Collected Short Stories - Vol 3 by W Somerset Maugham Publisher: Pan Books ISBN: 0330245767 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Love, Lust, Lies, Colonial Misadventures and the Extraordinary Difficulty of Being a Decent Human Being Human beings are peculiar creatures. We like to think of ourselves as rational, civilised and essentially decent individuals, guided by sound principles and a firm understanding of right and wrong. Unfortunately, place us in the company of an attractive stranger, offer us a little money, threaten our social standing or provide an opportunity to behave disgracefully without being discovered, and the entire moral structure can collapse with astonishing speed. W. Somerset Maugham understood this rather well. Indeed, he made a remarkably successful literary career out of observing the uncomfortable gap between how people imagine themselves and how they actually behave. In Collected Short Stories – Volume 3, Maugham offers another helping of his wonderfully perceptive fiction, exploring human vanity, desire, hypocrisy, loneliness and the extraordinary lengths to which respectable people will go to preserve appearances while behaving in ways that are anything but respectable. Published here in a 1978 Pan Books edition, this collection presents Maugham’s distinctive mixture of elegant storytelling, psychological observation and dry, occasionally devastating irony. It is the sort of book in which a perfectly innocent social encounter can develop into a moral catastrophe, a seemingly respectable gentleman can reveal himself to be a complete scoundrel, and somebody’s carefully maintained reputation can collapse because another person happens to know rather too much. In other words, human civilisation functioning exactly as usual. Somerset Maugham: A Man Who Noticed Things People Preferred to Keep Quiet Born in 1874, William Somerset Maugham lived through an extraordinary period of social and political change. He trained as a doctor, worked as a playwright and novelist, travelled extensively and became one of the most commercially successful writers of the twentieth century. His medical training exposed him to human suffering and the less glamorous realities of existence, while his travels introduced him to an enormous variety of personalities, cultures and uncomfortable social situations. All of which provided excellent material for fiction. Maugham possessed an exceptional ability to observe human behaviour without becoming excessively sentimental about it. His characters are frequently selfish, deluded, calculating or hopelessly romantic. They make foolish decisions, deceive themselves, misunderstand others and pursue happiness through methods almost guaranteed to produce disappointment. Yet they are rarely simple caricatures. Maugham understood that decent people sometimes behave badly, unpleasant people occasionally display unexpected kindness, and individuals who believe themselves exceptionally sophisticated can be astonishingly easy to manipulate. His prose is clear, controlled and deceptively simple, allowing the absurdities and contradictions of human nature to emerge without unnecessary literary decoration. He does not need to spend twenty pages explaining that somebody is a fool. He simply allows the person to speak. A World of Respectability, With Something Unpleasant Underneath Much of Maugham’s short fiction takes place in a world governed by social expectations, class distinctions and elaborate codes of respectable behaviour. People dress properly, observe the conventions, exchange polite remarks and demonstrate impeccable manners. Meanwhile, beneath the surface, they are conducting affairs, nursing resentments, calculating financial advantages and silently wishing that certain acquaintances would suffer unfortunate accidents. It is a wonderfully entertaining contrast. Maugham was particularly skilled at exposing the hypocrisy of supposedly respectable society, demonstrating how appearances could matter more than honesty and how reputation might become more valuable than morality. His fictional world contains people who will tolerate almost any degree of wrongdoing provided it remains discreet. The real offence is not necessarily behaving badly. It is allowing everyone else to find out. This gives his stories a sharp satirical edge, particularly when characters discover that their carefully constructed identities are not quite as convincing as they imagined. And while the social conventions of Maugham’s era may appear old-fashioned, the underlying psychology remains remarkably familiar. Modern society has largely abandoned the elaborate etiquette of Edwardian drawing rooms, but the determination to appear virtuous while behaving selfishly has survived in magnificent condition. Foreign Places, Familiar Human Stupidity Maugham’s extensive travels helped establish his reputation as a master of stories set beyond Britain, parti https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7602/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collected-short-stories-vol-3-oct-2028.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330245760 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7601 Bored of the Rings - A Parody of JRR Tolkiens Lord of the Rings by Harvard Lampoon Publisher: Signet Year: 1969 ISBN: None Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books One Ring to Rule Them All, Several Idiots to Lose It, and an Entire Fantasy Epic Reduced to Complete Nonsense There are few achievements in twentieth-century literature quite as impressive as J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings. An immense work of imaginative fiction, it created an elaborate mythology complete with ancient languages, heroic genealogies, forgotten kingdoms, noble warriors and approximately seventeen thousand opportunities for somebody to break into song. Naturally, somebody had to make fun of it. Enter The Harvard Lampoon, America’s celebrated institution of undergraduate literary mischief, whose contributors apparently decided that Tolkien’s monumental fantasy epic contained far too much dignity, heroism and solemn discussion of destiny. The result was Bored of the Rings, first published in 1969, a gloriously irreverent parody that takes Middle-earth, shakes it vigorously, removes whatever dignity survives and replaces its inhabitants with a collection of incompetent adventurers, dubious personalities and individuals whose principal qualification for saving civilisation appears to be that nobody else was available. It is Tolkien as interpreted by people who have consumed too much coffee, developed an unhealthy suspicion of literary seriousness and concluded that the fate of the world should probably be entrusted to someone called Frito. Welcome to Lower Middle Earth, Where Standards Have Slipped Considerably Forget Frodo Baggins, the brave little hobbit entrusted with an almost impossible mission. Meet Frito Bugger, whose adventures are considerably less noble and whose personal qualities leave much to be desired. Forget Gandalf, the wise and mysterious wizard whose knowledge guides the Fellowship through mortal danger. Meet Goodgulf, a wizard whose relationship with wisdom is rather more casual. Then there is Spam, a considerably less inspiring version of Samwise Gamgee, alongside a supporting cast of characters whose names alone demonstrate that the authors approached Tolkien’s mythology with absolutely no intention of behaving themselves. The noble figures of Middle-earth are transformed into ridiculous caricatures. The heroic struggle between good and evil becomes a procession of comic misunderstandings, absurd encounters and spectacularly undignified behaviour. Even the grand geographical landscape receives an unfortunate makeover. The result is Lower Middle Earth, a place where the ancient traditions of epic fantasy collide with American popular culture, undergraduate humour and the occasional joke that would probably have been considered dreadful even in 1969. Fortunately, dreadful jokes are rather the point. The Fellowship of the Ring Becomes a Gathering of Questionable Characters Tolkien’s original novel concerns friendship, courage, sacrifice and the struggle against overwhelming evil. Bored of the Rings concerns many of the same things, although generally by accident. The heroic quest remains recognisable, but its participants possess little of the grandeur associated with their literary originals. Characters bicker, misunderstand situations, behave selfishly and demonstrate an impressive ability to transform momentous events into opportunities for personal embarrassment. The authors follow the broad structure of Tolkien’s epic while relentlessly puncturing its solemnity. Magnificent descriptions become ridiculous exaggerations. Noble declarations are undermined by absurd dialogue. Ancient traditions are converted into jokes, while characters expected to embody courage and wisdom frequently display qualities more commonly associated with incompetent local government officials. It is a thoroughly disrespectful enterprise. And that is precisely why it works. Anyone familiar with Tolkien will recognise the source material, making the parody particularly entertaining for readers who have struggled through the original trilogy’s mountains, forests, battles and extended discussions about the historical significance of a particular sword. Here, the journey is considerably shorter. Not necessarily more sensible, but certainly shorter. A Product of 1969, When Nothing Was Sacred and Everybody Needed a Haircut There is something wonderfully appropriate about Bored of the Rings appearing in 1969. This was the age of counterculture, student rebellion, psychedelic experimentation and widespread suspicion towards established authority. Tolkien’s novels had become enormously popular among young readers, particularly in American universities, where hobbits, wizards and the struggle against dark powers fitted rather conveniently into the cultural atmosphere. The Harvard Lampoon responded by doing what satirists have always done when confronted with something enormously successful. They ridiculed it. The humour is un https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7601/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bored-of-the-rings-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7599 Infinite Dreams by Joe Haldeman Infinite Dreams (1981) – Joe Haldeman Publisher: Futura / Orbit Books ISBN: 0708880568 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Thirteen Trips Into the Future, Where Everything Is Possible Except Humanity Behaving Sensibly There was once a time when science fiction writers imagined that by the twenty-first century humanity would have conquered the stars, established colonies throughout the solar system, developed extraordinary artificial intelligences and perhaps even achieved something resembling a peaceful and rational civilisation. Instead, we have invented smartphones, automated customer service systems and refrigerators that require software updates, while continuing to argue about essentially the same things that troubled the ancient Romans. Joe Haldeman, fortunately, never suffered from excessive confidence in human progress. A Vietnam War veteran, physicist by training and one of the most thoughtful writers to emerge from the science fiction revolution of the 1970s, Haldeman understood that technological advancement and human wisdom were not necessarily travelling in the same direction. Indeed, they frequently appeared to be moving apart at considerable speed, occasionally accompanied by explosions. In Infinite Dreams, originally published in 1978 and presented here in the 1981 British Futura edition, Haldeman assembles thirteen short stories exploring the stranger possibilities of science, technology, warfare, human psychology and the future of civilisation. The collection ranges from distant cosmic mysteries to intimate psychological dilemmas, from artificial intelligence and biological transformation to political manipulation and the familiar human habit of producing elaborate technological solutions to problems that might have been avoided by exercising a little common sense. It is a wonderfully varied collection, demonstrating Haldeman’s ability to move between serious speculation, dark humour and the occasional thoroughly absurd situation without losing his interest in the people caught up in the machinery. And, in Haldeman’s universe, people have a distressing tendency to discover that the machinery is not particularly interested in their welfare. The Future Is Here, and Somebody Has Mislaid the Instructions One of the great pleasures of Haldeman’s fiction is his refusal to assume that technological progress automatically improves the human condition. His imagined futures contain astonishing inventions, sophisticated computers, advanced medical techniques and extraordinary methods of manipulating matter and consciousness. Yet the people inhabiting these futures remain recognisably human. They are ambitious, frightened, inventive, selfish, courageous, confused and occasionally spectacularly foolish. The machines may be different, but the psychological equipment remains depressingly familiar. This gives Haldeman’s stories an appealingly grounded quality. Even when the underlying scientific speculation becomes wildly ambitious, the consequences are usually explored through the experiences of individuals rather than enormous lectures about the glorious destiny of mankind. The reader encounters people attempting to survive, understand or exploit circumstances that have developed far beyond their original expectations. Sometimes they succeed through ingenuity. Sometimes they discover that ingenuity has made everything considerably worse. And occasionally they encounter a situation so ridiculous that the only sensible response is to accept that the universe has developed a rather unpleasant sense of humour. The Private War of Private Jacob – The Military Discovers an Improved Way to Use Human Beings War has always presented military authorities with a fundamental difficulty. Soldiers are human beings. They become frightened, exhausted, confused and occasionally reluctant to follow orders that seem likely to result in their immediate destruction. For centuries, armies have attempted to overcome these problems through discipline, training, propaganda and the careful cultivation of unquestioning obedience. In The Private War of Private Jacob, Haldeman explores the disturbing possibilities of technological intervention in military behaviour. The story examines the relationship between individual consciousness and the demands of organised warfare, raising uncomfortable questions about autonomy, identity and the extent to which institutions might manipulate those under their control. It is a particularly appropriate subject for Haldeman, whose experiences of military service profoundly influenced his writing. He understood that warfare was not simply a matter of impressive weapons and carefully drawn arrows on strategic maps. It involved actual people, with memories, emotions and a disconcerting tendency to object to being killed. The story reflects his recurring concern with the mechanisation of human beh https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7599/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/infinite-dreams-oct-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Furura 9780708880562 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7598 The William Blake Calendar by William Blake The William Blake Calendar (1913) – William Blake Publisher: Frank Palmer, London Selected by: Thomas Wright Year: 1913 ISBN: None – published long before ISBNs existed Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books 365 Days of Poetry, Prophecy, Divine Inspiration and the Unsettling Possibility That Reality Is Not Quite What It Seems Most calendars are perfectly straightforward affairs. They inform us that Monday follows Sunday, February is unreasonably short, and the dentist expects us at half past ten on Thursday. They feature pictures of kittens, attractive landscapes, steam locomotives or occasionally scantily clad celebrities, and their principal purpose is to remind us that time is passing rather more quickly than we would prefer. William Blake, however, was not the sort of man to be satisfied with such mundane considerations. Blake saw angels in trees, communicated with spiritual beings, challenged religious orthodoxy, questioned the foundations of society and believed that the human imagination possessed powers extending far beyond the narrow limitations imposed by conventional reason. His universe was populated by visions, prophetic figures, divine energies and cosmic struggles that made everyday Georgian England seem positively uneventful. Consequently, a calendar devoted to his writings was never likely to resemble something given away by a local insurance broker. Published in London by Frank Palmer in 1913, The William Blake Calendar offers a quotation from the works of the visionary English poet and artist for every day of the year. The selections were made by Thomas Wright, an enthusiastic student of Blake’s life and writings, who evidently concluded that the average person could benefit from a daily encounter with one of Britain’s most extraordinary literary minds. It is a charming, unusual and thoroughly thought-provoking little volume, offering readers the opportunity to spend an entire year in the company of a man who regarded ordinary reality as merely the beginning of the conversation. And, unlike most calendars, it remains perfectly serviceable more than a century after publication. January: Abandon Your Conventional Understanding of Existence William Blake was born in London in 1757, a period when Enlightenment thinkers were enthusiastically promoting reason, scientific investigation and the systematic classification of practically everything. Blake was not entirely persuaded. While his contemporaries sought to explain the universe through rational principles and empirical observation, Blake insisted that imagination, spiritual perception and visionary experience were fundamental to human existence. This did not make him especially convenient company. He was a poet, painter, engraver and mystic whose works challenged established religious and social assumptions. He produced extraordinary illuminated books in which poetry and visual imagery combined to create deeply personal mythological worlds. His writings encompass innocence and experience, freedom and repression, divine inspiration, human suffering, political oppression and the eternal struggle between imagination and the forces that seek to constrain it. Some of his shorter poems are among the most recognisable in English literature. Others are so dense with symbolism and private mythology that even determined scholars occasionally appear to need a stiff drink and a quiet afternoon before attempting an explanation. Yet Blake’s words possess a remarkable intensity. A brief passage can suggest an entire philosophy, challenge a cherished assumption or transform an ordinary observation into something charged with spiritual significance. This makes his writings particularly suitable for the unusual format adopted by The William Blake Calendar. Instead of requiring readers to undertake an extended expedition through one of his elaborate prophetic works, it presents a small portion of his imagination each day. Which is probably wise. Too much Blake before breakfast could result in somebody questioning the nature of existence when they were supposed to be putting the bins out. February: A Tiger, a Lamb and Several Difficult Questions About God One of Blake’s most enduring concerns was the relationship between innocence and experience. In Songs of Innocence and Songs of Experience, he explored contrasting aspects of human existence through poetry that could appear deceptively simple while concealing profound theological and psychological questions. Consider the familiar contrast between the lamb and the tiger. The lamb suggests gentleness, vulnerability and innocence. The tiger embodies terrifying energy, beauty and destructive power. Both exist within creation, presenting the awkward question of how such apparently contradictory qualities can emerge from the same divine source. Blake was fascinated by contradiction. For him, existence could not b https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7598/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-william-blake-calendar-oct-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frank Palmer no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7597 The Worlds of Robert Heinlein by Robert A Heinlein The Worlds of Robert Heinlein (1978) – Robert A. Heinlein Publisher: New English Library ISBN: 0450042413 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Atomic Bombs, Uncertain Futures and the Unfortunate Discovery That Humanity May Be Its Own Worst Enemy There was a time when the future seemed wonderfully straightforward. By the year 2000, everybody would be travelling to work in flying cars, robots would perform the household chores, humanity would have established thriving colonies on Mars, and nuclear energy would provide limitless electricity at practically no cost. The average citizen would enjoy a life of leisure, technology would solve the world’s problems, and nobody would ever again be required to spend a Saturday afternoon assembling flat-pack furniture. Unfortunately, the future arrived and proved rather less cooperative. We got computers, smartphones, traffic congestion, increasingly complicated household appliances and the astonishing ability to communicate instantly with somebody on the other side of the planet, principally to disagree about something neither of us understands. Robert A. Heinlein, one of the great architects of modern science fiction, understood rather better than most that predicting the future was a dangerous occupation. Technology might advance spectacularly, but human stupidity, political ambition and the ability of governments to make unfortunate decisions appeared likely to survive every conceivable scientific breakthrough. In The Worlds of Robert Heinlein, originally published in 1966 and presented here in its 1978 New English Library edition, the celebrated author combines speculative fiction with reflections on technological progress, political freedom and the terrifying possibilities of the atomic age. This compact British paperback contains four stories — Free Men, Blowups Happen, Searchlight and Solution Unsatisfactory — together with Heinlein’s introductory essay Pandora’s Box, in which he considers the difficulties of predicting technological and social developments. It is classic Heinlein: ingenious, occasionally argumentative, technically imaginative and possessed of the cheerful conviction that civilisation is probably heading towards disaster unless somebody exceptionally competent intervenes. Naturally, the exceptionally competent person is usually one of Heinlein’s characters. Pandora’s Box – Predicting the Future Is Easy Until It Actually Happens The collection opens with Pandora’s Box, an essay in which Heinlein revisits earlier predictions about the future and considers how successfully they have survived the passage of time. This is a particularly brave thing for a science fiction writer to do. Predicting the future is an excellent occupation when nobody has yet arrived there. One can confidently announce that humanity will colonise the Moon, revolutionise transportation, transform medicine and develop marvellous new technologies, safe in the knowledge that most readers will be too busy getting on with their lives to check the results. Revisiting those predictions years later is rather less comfortable. Heinlein examines technological change with the perspective of someone who had witnessed extraordinary developments in aviation, nuclear physics, electronics and space exploration. The mid-twentieth century was an age in which ideas previously confined to speculative fiction were rapidly becoming reality. Yet the future was not unfolding in an orderly manner. Some advances arrived far sooner than expected. Others remained frustratingly distant. Social developments proved particularly difficult to anticipate, perhaps because human beings stubbornly refused to behave like the rational creatures imagined by technological optimists. The essay provides an illuminating introduction to Heinlein’s broader concerns and an entertaining reminder that scientific progress does not necessarily produce predictable consequences. Indeed, it sometimes seems that the more sophisticated humanity becomes, the more inventive it grows in finding entirely new ways to create problems. Free Men – Resistance Is Not Necessarily Futile In Free Men, Heinlein explores a grim future in which the United States has fallen under foreign occupation and resistance has become a dangerous necessity. This is not a world of comfortable democratic institutions, reassuring political speeches and politicians solemnly promising that everything is under control. The country has been conquered, freedom has been suppressed, and those unwilling to accept defeat must organise themselves against overwhelming power. The story follows members of an underground resistance movement struggling to preserve the possibility of liberation. Heinlein brings his characteristic interest in personal responsibility, military organisation and individual courage to a scenario in which freedom has ceased to be an abstract polit https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7597/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-worlds-of-robert-heinlein-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450042416 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7596 Assignment in Eternity by Robert A Heinlein Assignment in Eternity (2000) – Robert A. Heinlein Publisher: Baen Books ISBN / Product Code: 076714006997 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Four Adventures in Human Evolution, Parallel Universes and the Disturbing Possibility That the Monkey Might Be Smarter Than You Humanity has always been rather pleased with itself. We have developed language, mastered electricity, explored the solar system and invented machines capable of producing seventeen different varieties of coffee, none of which tastes quite like the coffee we actually wanted. We consider ourselves intelligent, civilised and unquestionably superior to the rest of the animal kingdom, although a brief examination of human history suggests that the evidence for these claims is not entirely conclusive. Robert A. Heinlein, one of science fiction’s most celebrated troublemakers, was never particularly inclined to accept humanity’s flattering assessment of itself. What if ordinary human intelligence represented merely an intermediate evolutionary stage? What if our minds possessed extraordinary abilities we had simply forgotten how to use? What if reality consisted of countless alternative worlds? And, perhaps most awkwardly, what if a genetically engineered animal displayed more humanity than the people legally entitled to call themselves human? Welcome to Assignment in Eternity, a collection of four classic Heinlein stories originally published in science fiction magazines during the 1940s and subsequently brought together in book form in 1953. This 2000 Baen Books edition preserves a particularly entertaining selection of the author’s early speculative adventures, combining espionage, extraordinary mental powers, alternative realities and an unexpectedly serious examination of civil rights. It is vintage Heinlein, which means the characters tend to be extraordinarily competent, the dialogue frequently resembles an intellectual fencing competition, and somebody is usually prepared to explain the fundamental nature of existence while simultaneously escaping from an impossibly dangerous situation. There are four stories here, each exploring a different aspect of what humanity is, what it might become, and whether we should really be trusted with the capabilities we already possess. Gulf – The Secret Agent Who Discovers That Ordinary People Are Rather Disappointing In Gulf, Heinlein introduces a world of secret agents, dangerous conspiracies and individuals whose mental abilities make the average human being look rather like a confused goldfish attempting to complete a crossword puzzle. The story begins as an espionage adventure involving intelligence operations and a potentially catastrophic threat. But beneath the intrigue lies a considerably more unsettling proposition: certain individuals may represent a new stage in human evolution, possessing intellectual capacities far beyond those of ordinary society. These exceptional people have developed extraordinary methods of thinking and communicating, including a remarkably efficient form of speech known as Speedtalk. It is an intriguing concept, particularly when one considers how much time modern humanity wastes saying things that could have been communicated perfectly adequately by remaining silent. As the protagonist encounters this hidden world of superior intelligence, the adventure develops into an examination of evolutionary difference, human potential and the relationship between those who possess exceptional abilities and those who do not. Naturally, there are also sinister plots, dangerous missions and enough Cold War atmosphere to make everyone suspicious of everyone else. Heinlein clearly enjoyed the idea of unusually capable individuals operating outside conventional institutions, particularly when those institutions were populated by officials who had apparently mistaken bureaucracy for intelligence. It is a recurring theme in his work: the competent individual confronting a world organised largely by people who would struggle to find their own backsides with a diagram. And if the extraordinary minds of Gulf seem rather pleased with themselves, the reader can hardly blame them. After all, they have discovered an evolutionary advantage considerably more useful than the ability to operate a smartphone while walking into a lamppost. Elsewhen – When One Universe Simply Isn’t Enough Most people find one reality quite sufficient. There are bills to pay, appointments to remember, irritating neighbours to avoid and a constant procession of minor inconveniences suggesting that the universe was designed by somebody with a deeply questionable sense of humour. But what if this reality were merely one possibility among countless others? In Elsewhen, Heinlein explores the fascinating notion that the mind might be capable of travelling beyond conventional limitations of time and space, opening path https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7596/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/assignment-in-eternity-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BAEN no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7595 The Descent of Mind - Psychological Perspectives on Hominid Evolution by Michael C Corballis and Stephen EG Lea The Descent of Mind: Psychological Perspectives on Hominid Evolution (1999) – Michael C. Corballis and Stephen E. G. Lea Publisher: Oxford University Press ISBN: 9780198524199 Condition: Very Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books How a Bunch of Apes Developed Brains, Invented Civilisation and Eventually Created Reality Television Somewhere in the distant African past, millions of years before smartphones, income tax, motorway service stations and the invention of management consultancy, something quite extraordinary began happening inside the heads of our ancestors. Their brains were changing. Their behaviour was becoming more complicated. They were developing new ways of understanding the world, manipulating objects, communicating with one another and generally making themselves rather more troublesome than the average mammal. Eventually, this process produced human beings: creatures capable of composing symphonies, developing quantum mechanics, exploring outer space and spending forty-five minutes trying to remember why they walked into the kitchen. How did this happen? Why did the human mind evolve in the particular way that it did? What separates human intelligence from that of other animals? And at what point did our ancestors stop behaving like ordinary apes and begin developing the psychological peculiarities that would eventually lead to philosophy, organised religion, international warfare and people arguing with strangers on the internet? These are some of the enormous questions explored in The Descent of Mind: Psychological Perspectives on Hominid Evolution, edited by Michael C. Corballis and Stephen E. G. Lea and published by Oxford University Press. Bringing together research and perspectives on the evolution of human cognition, this scholarly collection examines one of the most remarkable developments in natural history: the emergence of the human mind from the evolutionary processes that shaped our ancestors. It is a subject of considerable scientific importance, not least because the human brain is responsible for practically everything we are proud of, along with a truly astonishing proportion of everything we should probably be embarrassed about. Evolution’s Most Complicated Piece of Grey Porridge Charles Darwin famously demonstrated that humanity was not exempt from the evolutionary processes governing the rest of the natural world. This was an unsettling proposition for Victorian society, which had spent centuries regarding human beings as rather special and was not especially delighted to discover that the family tree included creatures with unusually hairy relatives. Yet explaining the evolution of the human body is only part of the story. The development of the mind presents an even more complicated challenge. Bones and teeth fossilise. Stone tools survive. Ancient footprints can remain preserved for millions of years. Unfortunately, thoughts, memories, intentions and embarrassing personal fantasies do not leave much of an archaeological record. Nobody has yet excavated a prehistoric opinion. Consequently, scientists investigating the evolution of human psychology must draw upon evidence from several different disciplines, including evolutionary biology, comparative psychology, primatology, anthropology, neuroscience and the study of human behaviour. The Descent of Mind approaches this challenge through psychological perspectives on hominid evolution, examining how cognitive capacities may have developed and how the behaviour of our evolutionary relatives can help illuminate the origins of our own mental abilities. The resulting questions are fascinating. How did our ancestors acquire increasingly sophisticated mental representations of their surroundings? What evolutionary pressures favoured enhanced learning, memory and problem-solving? How did social relationships influence intelligence? And why did one lineage of primates eventually develop the capacity to contemplate its own existence, while others remained apparently content to concentrate on food, reproduction and avoiding predators? Although, given the modern human condition, the latter arrangement arguably has certain advantages. Before Language, There Was Probably a Great Deal of Pointing One of the most intriguing aspects of human evolution concerns the development of communication and language. Human beings possess an extraordinary ability to communicate complex ideas, describe imaginary events, discuss the distant past and make elaborate promises concerning things they have absolutely no intention of doing. But language did not simply arrive one afternoon, fully formed, complete with grammar, irregular verbs and the English spelling system. Its evolutionary origins remain a subject of scientific investigation and debate. The psychological study of hominid evolution asks how increasingly sophisticated communication might have devel https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7595/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-descent-of-mind-oct-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198524199 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7594 Small Woods and Hedgerows by Valerie Porter Small Woods and Hedgerows (1990) – Valerie Porter Publisher: Pelham Books ISBN: 9780720718683 Condition: Very Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books A Celebration of Trees, Hedges, Wildlife and the Peculiar British Tradition of Cutting Everything Back There was once a time when the British countryside was a patchwork of small woods, ancient hedgerows, winding lanes, overgrown banks and mysterious little copses where generations of birds, insects, mammals and occasionally mildly suspicious-looking men in flat caps went about their business undisturbed. These were places of extraordinary ecological richness, shaped by centuries of farming, woodland management and the simple fact that nobody had yet invented a machine capable of removing three miles of hedgerow before lunchtime. Then came agricultural modernisation, larger machinery, field consolidation and the persuasive economic argument that a hedge was essentially an inconvenient collection of bushes occupying perfectly good agricultural land. Fortunately, not everybody agreed. In Small Woods and Hedgerows, Valerie Porter turns her attention to two of the most familiar, valuable and frequently overlooked features of the British landscape. Published by Pelham Books in 1990, this is a book for anyone who has ever looked at a tangle of hawthorn, blackthorn, oak, ash, hazel and assorted vegetation and seen something considerably more interesting than an obstruction to efficient mowing. It is about the countryside at its most intimate: the little patches of woodland, the living boundaries between fields, the networks of shelter and greenery that quietly support wildlife while asking very little in return, except perhaps that somebody refrain from bulldozing them. Small Woods: Because Not Every Forest Needs to Be Enormous When people think about woodland, they often imagine vast forests stretching towards the horizon, inhabited by deer, owls and possibly Robin Hood. Yet some of the most interesting wooded habitats are comparatively small, tucked between fields, behind farm buildings or alongside ancient tracks. A little wood may contain only a modest collection of trees, but its ecological importance can be disproportionately large. Trees provide nesting places, shelter, shade and food. Their roots influence soil and drainage, fallen leaves contribute to the woodland floor, and decaying timber supports an astonishing variety of fungi and invertebrates. Beneath the canopy, plants compete for light while generations of small creatures conduct their affairs with considerably less paperwork than their human neighbours. Porter’s subject offers a reminder that woodland is not simply a collection of trees standing conveniently close together. It is a living environment, shaped by its history, management and relationship with the surrounding countryside. Traditional woodland practices such as coppicing demonstrate how people have long obtained useful materials from trees without necessarily destroying the woodland itself. Cut the right species in the right way, allow regrowth, and the same woodland can produce poles, stakes, firewood and other resources over successive generations. It is an elegant system, particularly when compared with the modern practice of manufacturing cheap garden furniture on the other side of the planet, shipping it halfway around the world and replacing it when the screws dissolve after eighteen months. Hedgerows: Britain’s Most Underappreciated Real Estate A proper country hedge is a magnificent thing. It may appear to be an untidy line of vegetation separating one field from another, but look more closely and an entire community emerges. Birds nest among the branches, insects feed on flowers, small mammals travel beneath the cover, and berries provide seasonal food for wildlife. Hawthorn, blackthorn, hazel, holly and numerous other species can contribute to these living boundaries, creating an environment that changes throughout the year. In spring, blossom appears. In summer, foliage thickens. In autumn, fruit and berries provide a feast for hungry creatures. In winter, the intricate framework of branches becomes visible, revealing a structure that may have been developing for generations. To the passing motorist, the hedge is scenery. To a nesting bird, it is a residential development. To a mouse, it is a transport corridor. To a farmer, it may be a boundary, a windbreak or a management responsibility requiring considerable attention. And to the person responsible for trimming it, it is something that will grow back the moment they have finished. Porter’s subject is particularly appealing because hedgerows occupy that fascinating territory between nature and human intervention. Many are deliberately planted, maintained and shaped, yet over time they develop ecological communities of remarkable complexity. They are neither entirely wild nor entirely a https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7594/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/small-woods-and-hedgerows-oct-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelham Books 9780720718683 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7593 Darwinism Comes to America by Ronald L Numbers Darwinism Comes to America (1998) – Ronald L. Numbers Publisher: Harvard University Press ISBN: 9780674193123 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Charles Darwin Crosses the Atlantic, and America Immediately Starts Arguing In 1859, Charles Darwin published On the Origin of Species, a book that suggested life on Earth had developed through natural processes over immense periods of time rather than appearing fully assembled, individually labelled and ready for immediate use. This was an interesting scientific proposition, particularly for a society accustomed to believing that the natural world had been created according to a rather more direct and purposeful arrangement. It was also a spectacular way to start an argument. When Darwin’s ideas crossed the Atlantic, they arrived in a country already well practised in theological disagreement, political controversy and the deeply American conviction that everybody else was probably wrong. The United States had churches, universities, scientists, preachers, philosophers and an apparently inexhaustible enthusiasm for public disputation. Into this lively environment came evolutionary theory, carrying the unwelcome suggestion that humanity might not occupy quite the privileged position in nature that it had previously imagined. In Darwinism Comes to America, distinguished historian of science Ronald L. Numbers examines how Americans responded to evolutionary thinking and how the resulting arguments developed across the scientific, religious and intellectual landscape. Published by Harvard University Press, this is a carefully researched account of one of the great cultural controversies of modern history, and one which has demonstrated a remarkable ability to survive long after most nineteenth-century disagreements have become the exclusive concern of historians. Indeed, while the average Victorian argument about railway timetables, agricultural tariffs or the correct arrangement of a gentleman’s whiskers has largely disappeared, the argument over Darwin remains enthusiastically alive. Evolution Arrives Without an Appointment The popular version of this story is wonderfully straightforward. Darwin proposed evolution, scientists recognised that he was right, religious Americans became furious, and everybody spent the next century shouting at one another. Unfortunately, history has a disagreeable habit of being more complicated than the people who enjoy shouting about it. Numbers challenges simplistic accounts of Darwinism’s American reception, showing that the relationship between science and religion was neither uniformly hostile nor easily divided into enlightened evolutionists on one side and stubborn fundamentalists on the other. Some religious thinkers found ways to accommodate evolutionary ideas. Some scientists had reservations about Darwin’s particular mechanisms. Others accepted aspects of evolution while rejecting natural selection as an adequate explanation. The theological and scientific arguments overlapped, diverged and changed over time, often producing positions that would thoroughly confuse anyone attempting to organise the participants into two convenient teams. This is one of the book’s central attractions. Rather than presenting the controversy as a melodrama in which rationality defeats superstition, or faith heroically resists godless modernity, Numbers examines what people actually believed, why they believed it and how those beliefs changed. It turns out that nineteenth-century Americans were capable of holding complicated opinions. An alarming discovery, particularly by the standards of modern political discussion. Scientists, Preachers and the Unfortunate Question of the Monkey Darwinism presented Americans with several uncomfortable questions. If species evolved, what did that mean for the biblical account of creation? If humans shared ancestors with other animals, where did that leave human uniqueness? Could evolutionary theory be reconciled with divine purpose? And, perhaps most importantly to a society deeply concerned with respectability, was somebody seriously suggesting that respectable citizens were related to monkeys? The last question proved particularly troublesome. Numbers explores the reactions of American scientists, intellectuals and religious figures, including the complicated positions adopted by those who attempted to reconcile evolutionary science with their existing convictions. The American scientific community was itself far from unanimous. Acceptance of evolution did not necessarily imply wholehearted enthusiasm for Darwinian natural selection, while opposition to particular scientific interpretations did not automatically amount to rejection of every evolutionary idea. Nor was religious reaction uniform. Some theologians and Christian intellectuals regarded evolution as compatible with divine creation, while others https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7593/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/darwinism-comes-to-america-oct-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvard University Press 9780674193123 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7592 Making Silent Stones Speak by Kathy D Schick and Nicholas Toth Publisher: Phoenix ISBN: 9781857992427 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Several Million Years of Human Achievement, Beginning with a Rock and a Surprisingly Good Idea There was a time, long before smartphones, traffic wardens, mortgage applications and the invention of the customer satisfaction survey, when mankind’s greatest technological achievement consisted of picking up a stone and hitting another stone with it. Admittedly, this may not sound particularly impressive by modern standards, but it was the beginning of something extraordinary. From those first deliberately fractured rocks came knives, axes, spears, civilisation, nuclear weapons, electric toothbrushes and eventually the peculiar modern conviction that a refrigerator ought to be connected to the internet. In Making Silent Stones Speak, archaeologists Kathy D. Schick and Nicholas Toth take us back to the very beginning of humanity’s technological adventure, when our ancestors were discovering that a sharp edge could be extremely useful, particularly when dinner had four legs, an unfortunate tendency to run away, and no intention whatsoever of becoming dinner. This is the fascinating story of how scientists reconstruct the lives of our earliest ancestors from the objects they left behind, principally stones, bones and the occasional tantalising indication that somebody, somewhere, was thinking rather more seriously about lunch than their contemporaries. The Stone Age: Before Everything Became Unnecessarily Complicated The earliest stone tools are deceptively simple objects. To the untrained eye, many resemble the sort of things one might find in a garden and subsequently throw into a skip. To an archaeologist, however, a chipped flint can represent an extraordinary technological breakthrough, evidence of intelligence, planning, dexterity and perhaps even the first faint glimmerings of what would eventually become human culture. Schick and Toth are particularly well qualified to explain this because they have done something rather more practical than merely sitting around discussing prehistoric stones. They have actually made them. Through experimental archaeology, the authors reproduce ancient stone-tool manufacturing techniques, investigate how those tools were used, and examine the physical evidence left behind. By striking stones together, cutting materials, examining wear patterns and studying prehistoric archaeological sites, they demonstrate how seemingly insignificant fragments of rock can reveal remarkable details about vanished lives. It turns out that making an effective stone tool is not necessarily as straightforward as it looks. There is a technique involved, an understanding of materials and a degree of coordination that many modern humans might struggle to demonstrate while attempting to open a particularly stubborn packet of biscuits. And yet our distant ancestors were doing it millions of years ago, without instruction manuals, online tutorials or somebody on YouTube explaining that you have been holding your rock incorrectly all this time. A Detective Story in Which the Suspects Have Been Dead for Millions of Years One of the great attractions of prehistoric archaeology is that almost everybody involved has been dead for an exceptionally long time, most witnesses are unavailable, and the crime scene has generally been interfered with by geological processes. Nevertheless, the evidence remains. The authors explore how archaeologists interpret the archaeological record, particularly the stone tools and animal remains associated with early hominins. What can a pattern of fractured rocks tell us about intelligence? How can cut marks on bones reveal ancient feeding behaviour? Were our ancestors hunters, scavengers or opportunists who simply made the best of whatever happened to be lying around? These are not trivial questions. Understanding how early humans obtained food, manufactured tools and interacted with their surroundings helps illuminate the development of our species and the extraordinary evolutionary journey that followed. The book brings together archaeological discoveries, experiments, evolutionary research and observations of the physical world to show how the apparently mute remains of prehistory can be made to tell their stories. Of course, stones do not actually speak, which is probably fortunate. Given the number of them scattered across the planet, the resulting conversation would be intolerable. Meet Your Ancestors. They Had Rocks. You Have Problems. There is something wonderfully humbling about studying the origins of human technology. We tend to think of ourselves as astonishingly advanced creatures, capable of splitting atoms, exploring distant planets and manufacturing kitchen appliances that break down three months after their warranties expire. Yet the foundations of all these achievements were laid https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7592/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/making-silent-stones-speak-oct-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phoenix 9781857992427 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7591 Dickenss England by Tony Lynch Dickens’s England (2012) by Tony Lynch Batsford | ISBN: 9781849940351 | Condition: Good There are places in England that possess history, places that possess literary associations, and then there are places associated with Charles Dickens, where even the most unremarkable street corner can become an opportunity to encounter a miserable orphan, a dishonest lawyer, an eccentric aunt or a gentleman whose principal ambition appears to be acquiring somebody else’s money. In Dickens’s England, Tony Lynch takes us on a wonderfully atmospheric journey through the towns, villages, streets and buildings that inspired one of Britain’s greatest novelists, revealing a country where the boundary between historical reality and literary invention has become so delightfully blurred that one half expects Mr Micawber to emerge from a public house and request the temporary loan of five pounds. Charles Dickens did not merely write about England. He populated it with characters so vivid, grotesque, charming, dishonest, sentimental and magnificently ridiculous that they have become an almost permanent part of the national landscape. His London is a place of fog, poverty, wealth, crime, bureaucracy, extravagant personalities and elaborate social misunderstandings, while his provincial settings provide equally memorable glimpses of coaching inns, country towns, windswept coastlines and communities inhabited by people whose personal peculiarities would probably exhaust the patience of a modern social worker. Tony Lynch’s book explores this extraordinary geographical inheritance, examining both the real locations associated with Dickens’s life and the fictional landscapes through which his characters wandered, suffered, schemed and occasionally achieved something resembling happiness. The result is a literary journey through an England that has changed enormously since the nineteenth century, yet still retains surprising traces of the world Dickens knew. Arranged as an A–Z gazetteer, the volume contains more than 200 entries covering locations across England, from London to Liverpool, Bath to Birmingham, and numerous places in between. It brings together literary history, biography, local geography and historical observation, offering readers the opportunity to discover where Dickens lived, worked and travelled, alongside the settings that inspired some of his most celebrated fictional creations. And what creations they were. Dickens possessed an extraordinary talent for inventing characters whose names alone seem sufficient to explain their personalities. Ebenezer Scrooge, Uriah Heep, Wackford Squeers, Mr Bumble, Miss Havisham and the magnificently named Mr Pumblechook are not individuals one could easily imagine disappearing anonymously into a crowded railway carriage. Indeed, one suspects that modern employers would experience considerable difficulty recruiting somebody called Wackford Squeers without first consulting the company’s safeguarding policy. London occupies a particularly important position in Dickens’s literary universe. The capital of the nineteenth century was an astonishingly complicated place, where enormous wealth existed alongside desperate poverty, where respectable institutions concealed spectacular corruption and where the unfortunate inhabitants of overcrowded neighbourhoods could find themselves struggling to survive within sight of some of the richest people on Earth. It was a city of dramatic contrasts, and Dickens understood those contrasts with extraordinary precision. The London of Oliver Twist contains the criminal underworld of Fagin and Bill Sikes, the workhouses and institutions through which unfortunate children were processed, and the dangerous streets where poverty and exploitation flourished. Meanwhile, Bleak House exposes the labyrinthine absurdities of the legal system, particularly the magnificent achievement of conducting litigation for so long that the original purpose of the proceedings becomes almost irrelevant. The fictional case of Jarndyce and Jarndyce remains one of literature’s finest examples of institutional inefficiency, a process in which generations of lawyers appear capable of consuming an entire estate while producing little discernible benefit for the people supposedly entitled to inherit it. Modern legal practitioners may understandably prefer not to discuss the similarities. But Dickens’s England extends far beyond the capital. The Kent countryside and marshes play an unforgettable role in Great Expectations, where the young Pip’s encounters with escaped convict Abel Magwitch establish the foundations of one of Dickens’s most powerful novels. The landscape is bleak, mysterious and wonderfully atmospheric, suggesting that the English countryside can be every bit as intimidating as London’s darkest streets, particularly when one is a small boy encountering a desperate criminal https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7591/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dickenss-england-oct-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Batsford 9781849940351 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7590 Drop Zone Borneo - The Raf Campaign 1963-65 by Roger Annett Drop Zone Borneo – The RAF Campaign 1963–65 (2006) by Roger Annett Pen and Sword | ISBN: 9781844153961 | Condition: Very Good There are wars that dominate history books, wars that produce thousands of documentaries, and wars that are remembered principally by the unfortunate people who actually had to fight them. Then there is the Indonesian Confrontation of the 1960s, a peculiar and frequently overlooked conflict in which British and Commonwealth forces spent several years conducting military operations in some of the most inhospitable jungle terrain on Earth, while the wider world remained considerably more interested in events taking place elsewhere. In Drop Zone Borneo – The RAF Campaign 1963–65, Roger Annett recounts the extraordinary contribution of the Royal Air Force to this remarkable campaign, providing a fascinating firsthand account of a conflict in which the ability to deliver supplies to the correct patch of jungle could prove considerably more important than possessing the most impressive collection of military hardware. The Indonesian Confrontation, sometimes referred to simply as Konfrontasi, developed from Indonesia’s opposition to the formation of Malaysia in 1963. President Sukarno’s government regarded the new federation with considerable hostility, and the resulting tensions escalated into a prolonged campaign of infiltration, border clashes and military operations across Borneo and the surrounding region. For Britain, the situation presented an exceptionally awkward problem. Having spent much of the preceding decades withdrawing from various imperial commitments, the country now found itself responsible for helping defend territories in a remote corner of Southeast Asia against an opponent possessing substantial military resources and considerable enthusiasm for making everybody’s life difficult. The terrain was hardly ideal for conventional warfare. Borneo offered dense tropical jungle, mountainous country, formidable rivers, unpredictable weather and an impressive selection of obstacles to anyone attempting to move soldiers or supplies across the landscape. Roads were often absent, communications were difficult and the distance between isolated military positions could transform an apparently straightforward journey into a major logistical expedition. In such circumstances, the Royal Air Force became indispensable. Roger Annett was particularly well qualified to describe the experience, having served as a co-pilot with No. 215 Squadron, flying Armstrong Whitworth Argosy transport aircraft during the campaign. His account draws upon the practical realities of operating military transports in a region where the weather could change rapidly, the terrain offered little room for error and the successful delivery of essential supplies was a matter of genuine operational importance. The Argosy was a remarkable aircraft, possessing a distinctive twin-boom configuration and a substantial cargo capacity that made it particularly useful for military transport operations. It was not a glamorous fighter aircraft designed to engage enemy machines in spectacular aerial combat, nor a sleek strategic bomber intended to inspire awe through its appearance. It was, instead, an extraordinarily practical flying delivery vehicle, built to transport men and equipment to places where such things were desperately needed. And in Borneo, they were needed almost everywhere. For the soldiers stationed in isolated jungle positions, regular air supply could mean the difference between maintaining operational effectiveness and discovering that an entire military unit was about to run out of food, ammunition, medical equipment or other essentials. Helicopters, transport aircraft and carefully coordinated supply operations became central to the success of the campaign, enabling relatively small ground forces to operate across enormous areas of difficult country. This was warfare in which logistics did not merely support the fighting; logistics made the fighting possible. Annett’s experiences with No. 215 Squadron provide an illuminating perspective on this less celebrated side of military aviation. Rather than concentrating exclusively upon dramatic combat encounters, the book examines the demanding routine of flying supplies into a hostile operational environment, where navigation, aircraft handling, weather conditions and the accuracy of a drop could all have serious consequences. There is something wonderfully ironic about the military profession’s tendency to celebrate spectacular acts of destruction while paying rather less attention to the people responsible for ensuring that everybody has sufficient fuel, food and ammunition to continue operating. A fighter pilot who shoots down an enemy aircraft may become a national hero. A transport pilot who successfully delivers several tons of desperately needed supplies i https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7590/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drop-zone-borneo-octo-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pen and Sword 9781844153961 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7587 I Will Fear No Evil by Robert A Heinlein I Will Fear No Evil (1981) by Robert A. Heinlein New English Library | ISBN: 0450054357 | Condition: Good There are people who fear death, people who attempt to postpone it through exercise, healthy eating and expensive medical advice, and then there are people who possess so much money that they begin to suspect mortality is merely another administrative inconvenience that could be resolved by hiring the appropriate specialists. In I Will Fear No Evil, Robert A. Heinlein introduces us to a fantastically wealthy old man who has accumulated practically everything civilisation can offer except the one commodity he desperately requires: a new body. Unfortunately, acquiring one proves considerably more complicated than purchasing another corporation, particularly when the replacement comes equipped with its own collection of biological characteristics, emotional complications and the lingering possibility that the previous occupant has not entirely vacated the premises. Originally published in 1970, I Will Fear No Evil is one of Heinlein’s more provocative and unconventional science-fiction novels, exploring questions of identity, consciousness, mortality, sexuality and the extraordinary lengths to which human beings might go to avoid the inconvenience of dying. It belongs to that period of Heinlein’s career when he became increasingly interested in challenging conventional social arrangements, examining the assumptions underlying human behaviour and occasionally demonstrating that a science-fiction novel could contain enough philosophical argument to occupy several university departments for an entire academic year. At the centre of the story stands Johann Sebastian Bach Smith, an immensely wealthy and thoroughly elderly businessman whose considerable financial achievements have failed to prevent his physical decline. Smith possesses money, influence and access to sophisticated medical technology, but his body has reached the stage where even the finest financial arrangements cannot persuade it to behave satisfactorily. Fortunately, the future has developed a rather ambitious surgical procedure involving the transplantation of a human brain into another body. For most people, such an operation would present considerable practical difficulties, not least the problem of finding a willing donor and surviving an experimental procedure that makes conventional surgery look like a visit to the dentist. For Smith, however, the matter is approached with the confidence of a businessman accustomed to discovering that almost anything can be arranged if sufficient money is available. The operation succeeds, after a fashion, and Smith awakens to discover that his brain has been transplanted into the body of Eunice Branca, his beautiful young secretary, whose death has made her physical remains available for this extraordinary medical experiment. This is where the novel becomes considerably more complicated than a straightforward tale of scientific rejuvenation. Smith, formerly an elderly gentleman with the attitudes, habits and experiences of a lifetime, must now adjust to inhabiting the body of a young woman. The transformation presents enormous practical, psychological and social challenges, particularly when he discovers that the physical characteristics of his new existence are accompanied by sensations and experiences that his previous life had not adequately prepared him to understand. One might imagine that possessing an enormous fortune and a youthful body would be sufficient to guarantee happiness. Heinlein, naturally, has other ideas. The situation becomes stranger still when Smith begins experiencing the apparent presence of Eunice’s personality within his consciousness. Rather than disappearing entirely, the young woman seems to survive as an internal companion, offering advice, opinions and a running commentary upon the extraordinary circumstances in which they now find themselves. This creates the rather unusual spectacle of two personalities attempting to negotiate the practical arrangements of occupying a single human body, an experience that makes the conventional difficulties of sharing a house, office or motor car appear comparatively straightforward. For readers accustomed to science fiction involving spaceships, alien invasions and heroic battles against terrifying extraterrestrial creatures, this may seem an unexpected direction. Heinlein instead turns the human body itself into the setting for an elaborate investigation of personal identity, asking what makes an individual who they are and whether consciousness can remain fundamentally unchanged when the physical circumstances of existence are transformed. Is a person defined by memory, personality, biology, social experience or some complicated combination of all four? Does the continuation of consciousness guarantee the survival of the original indivi https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7587/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-will-fear-no-evil-oct-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450054358 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7586 Maggiolino - Beetle by Alessandro Sannia Maggiolino – Beetle (2007) by Alessandro Sannia Gribaudo | ISBN: 9788879063166 | Condition: Good | Dual English–Italian Text | Padded Front and Back Covers There are cars, there are classic cars, and then there is the Volkswagen Beetle, a machine that somehow managed to become one of the most recognisable, best-loved and relentlessly indestructible symbols of twentieth-century motoring despite looking rather like an unusually determined insect wearing a crash helmet. In Maggiolino – Beetle, published by Gribaudo in 2007, Alessandro Sannia celebrates the extraordinary history and enduring appeal of this remarkable little automobile, a vehicle that conquered the world not through spectacular performance, luxurious appointments or impressive technological sophistication, but by offering generations of motorists the reassuring possibility that they might actually reach their destination without spending their entire income on petrol and repairs. The Beetle is one of the great automotive contradictions. It was designed to provide practical, affordable transport, yet eventually became a cultural icon. It was modest, mechanically uncomplicated and hardly a triumph of spacious interior design, yet millions of people developed an affection for it that owners of considerably more expensive automobiles could only dream of inspiring. It possessed neither the elegance of an Italian sports car nor the muscular confidence of an American V8, but somehow managed to acquire a personality more distinctive than practically anything else on the road. And personality, as the Beetle demonstrates, can be considerably more important than horsepower. The story of the Volkswagen Beetle begins in the politically turbulent Europe of the 1930s, when the idea of a practical and affordable people’s car became entangled with the ambitions of Nazi Germany. The vehicle’s early development is inseparable from this uncomfortable historical background, a reminder that even the most cheerful objects of popular culture can possess origins considerably darker than their later reputations suggest. The engineering associated with Ferdinand Porsche helped establish the fundamental design that would eventually become familiar throughout the world: a compact car with an air-cooled rear-mounted engine, distinctive rounded bodywork and a mechanical arrangement that prioritised simplicity, durability and economical production. The Second World War interrupted its development as a mass-market civilian automobile, but the post-war years saw the remarkable emergence of Volkswagen as a major international manufacturer. What had begun as an ambitious pre-war project developed into one of the most successful automotive products in history, transforming the Beetle from a modest German vehicle into a worldwide phenomenon. For many families, the Beetle represented their first experience of affordable, dependable personal transport. It carried workers to factories, children to school, holidaymakers to the seaside and countless young couples towards futures that would probably have been considerably easier to negotiate if the back seat had possessed a little more room. The Beetle’s appeal was partly practical. Its air-cooled engine avoided the complications of a conventional water-cooling system, its mechanical layout was relatively straightforward and its reputation for durability helped establish a loyal following. Owners learned to appreciate its particular habits, including the distinctive engine note, the unconventional driving characteristics and the curious fact that the engine was located precisely where many motorists expected to find the luggage. This arrangement could cause confusion among the uninitiated, particularly when a helpful passer-by attempted to investigate a mechanical problem by opening the bonnet at the front and discovering an assortment of luggage rather than anything resembling an engine. The Beetle also possessed a remarkable capacity to survive neglect, difficult roads and the attentions of owners whose understanding of vehicle maintenance extended little beyond occasionally checking whether there was still petrol in the tank. Naturally, the reputation for indestructibility was not entirely justified, as anyone who has spent several hours attempting to remove a rusted component from an elderly example will readily confirm. Nevertheless, the car earned a loyal following through a combination of practical engineering and the extraordinary availability of knowledge, parts and enthusiasm surrounding it. Its appearance was equally important. The rounded roof, curved wings, circular headlights and compact proportions produced a shape so distinctive that even people with no interest in motor cars could identify one immediately. In an industry where manufacturers frequently imitate one another’s designs, the Beetle remained wonderfully unmistakab https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7586/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/maggiolino-beetle-oct-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gribaudo 9788879063166 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7585 Europe as Empire - The Nature of the Enlarged European Union by Jan Zielonka Europe as Empire – The Nature of the Enlarged European Union (2006) by Jan Zielonka Oxford University Press | ISBN: 9780199231867 | Condition: Good There are empires, there are bureaucracies, and then there is the European Union, an extraordinary political construction that has managed to unite countries with different languages, histories, economies, culinary traditions and attitudes towards punctuality, while simultaneously creating a system of government so complicated that even the people responsible for operating it occasionally appear uncertain about who is actually in charge. In Europe as Empire – The Nature of the Enlarged European Union, published by Oxford University Press in 2006, political scientist Jan Zielonka asks a magnificently provocative question: what if the European Union is not evolving into a conventional federal state at all, but into something altogether more peculiar, resembling the sprawling, overlapping and frequently untidy empires of Europe’s past? It is an intriguing proposition, particularly given that the very word empire tends to produce a variety of uncomfortable reactions among Europeans. The British remember theirs with a mixture of nostalgia, embarrassment and arguments about railway construction. The French possess an equally complicated historical inheritance, the Germans have particular reasons for preferring the subject to be approached with caution, and the inhabitants of Eastern Europe have generally experienced enough imperial enthusiasm from their neighbours to regard the whole business with understandable suspicion. Yet Zielonka is not suggesting that Brussels has secretly acquired a collection of battleships and intends to dispatch an expeditionary force to establish colonies somewhere beyond the Mediterranean. His argument is considerably more subtle. The enlarged European Union, he proposes, may be better understood through the historical example of a neo-medieval empire than through the conventional model of a modern sovereign state. This is where matters become especially interesting, because the EU has never fitted comfortably into the familiar political categories. It is not simply an international organisation, since its institutions possess powers extending far beyond those of most conventional diplomatic arrangements. Nor is it a traditional nation-state, since it lacks many of the characteristics normally associated with a single sovereign country. It possesses laws, institutions, borders and political ambitions, but its authority is distributed through an elaborate arrangement of national governments, European bodies and overlapping legal responsibilities. In other words, it is a political entity that can regulate a remarkable range of economic activities while remaining surprisingly difficult to describe in a single sentence. The great enlargement of 2004, which brought ten additional countries into the European Union, transformed the organisation’s geographical, political and cultural character. States emerging from the experience of communist rule and Soviet domination joined an organisation originally developed around the integration of Western European economies. This was an extraordinary historical development, reuniting much of a continent that had spent decades divided by the Cold War, although the practical arrangements involved rather more meetings, negotiations and technical documentation than the average romantic vision of European unity generally acknowledges. The enlargement also created enormous challenges. The EU now encompassed countries with very different economic circumstances, administrative traditions, political priorities and historical experiences. The assumption that such a diverse collection of states would gradually develop into something resembling a single conventional country became increasingly difficult to sustain. Zielonka offers an alternative interpretation. Rather than imagining the European Union as an unfinished superstate awaiting the final pieces of its constitutional machinery, he suggests that its apparent irregularities may be fundamental characteristics of the political order emerging across the continent. The concept of a neo-medieval empire is particularly provocative. Medieval Europe was not organised into neat, self-contained sovereign states with clearly defined powers and universally recognised borders. Political authority was frequently divided among monarchs, nobles, cities, churches and other institutions, producing a complicated landscape of overlapping jurisdictions and competing loyalties. A person might owe obligations to a local ruler, a distant monarch and a religious authority, while enjoying privileges granted by an institution whose precise constitutional relationship with the others was best left unexplored unless someone was prepared to fight a war over it. The modern European Union, Ziel https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7585/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/europe-as-empire-oct-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780199231867 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7584 Rex - The Autobiography of a Star by Rex Harrison Rex – The Autobiography of a Star (1976) by Rex Harrison Coronet | ISBN: 0340206519 | Condition: Good There are actors, there are stars, and then there was Rex Harrison, a gentleman who somehow managed to build an extraordinarily successful career out of appearing faintly irritated by the people around him, speaking his songs rather than singing them, and maintaining the unmistakable impression that the entire business of show business would be considerably more agreeable if everyone else would simply behave properly. In Rex – The Autobiography of a Star, published in this Coronet edition in 1976, one of Britain’s most distinguished and gloriously sophisticated theatrical personalities turns his attention to the most fascinating subject in his considerable experience: Rex Harrison himself. And who better qualified to undertake the task? Sir Reginald Carey Harrison, better known to the world as Rex, was one of those unmistakably British performers whose combination of elegance, wit, arrogance and immaculate diction seemed ideally suited to portraying men who regarded the rest of humanity as a regrettable but unavoidable inconvenience. Whether delivering withering observations across a drawing room, charming an unsuspecting lady or attempting to impose order upon a collection of less intellectually distinguished individuals, Harrison possessed a screen presence that was both unmistakable and frequently irresistible. Born in Huyton, Lancashire, in 1908, Harrison began his theatrical career during an era when becoming a successful actor involved rather more than acquiring a social media following and appearing in a television talent competition. The stage demanded discipline, persistence, technical skill and the ability to maintain an audience’s attention without the assistance of computer-generated explosions, elaborate editing or an inspirational soundtrack informing viewers when they were supposed to become emotional. Harrison’s rise through the British theatre was a remarkable journey, taking him from early professional performances to the heights of the West End, Broadway and Hollywood. Along the way, he developed the distinctive combination of dry humour, impeccable timing and aristocratic bearing that would become his theatrical trademark. Few performers have ever managed to convey so much superiority through the simple act of raising an eyebrow. His film career included appearances in such memorable productions as Blithe Spirit, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Unfaithfully Yours and Cleopatra, demonstrating an ability to move between sophisticated comedy, romance and grand historical spectacle with considerable confidence. Whether appearing opposite glamorous leading ladies or surrounded by the extravagances of a major Hollywood production, Harrison generally succeeded in making it appear that he was the only person in the room who fully understood what was going on. Of course, his most celebrated role was Professor Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady, the magnificently insufferable phonetics expert who undertakes to transform a Cockney flower seller into a respectable society lady, while demonstrating that an expert in human speech need not possess the slightest understanding of ordinary human feelings. Harrison originated the role on Broadway in 1956 and later recreated it in the celebrated 1964 film opposite Audrey Hepburn. His portrayal became one of the defining performances of his career, earning him the Academy Award for Best Actor and establishing Professor Higgins as perhaps the ultimate expression of the Harrison personality: brilliant, domineering, articulate, emotionally incompetent and absolutely convinced that every problem in the world could be solved if people would only learn to pronounce their vowels correctly. There was, naturally, the small matter of the singing. Harrison was not conventionally equipped for the demands of musical theatre, particularly when compared with performers possessing voices capable of filling enormous auditoriums without appearing to exert themselves. His solution was brilliantly characteristic: rather than attempting to sing in the traditional sense, he developed a distinctive form of rhythmic speech that allowed him to deliver the musical numbers with extraordinary precision, wit and personality. It was an inspired approach. Generations of aspiring singers had devoted years to developing vocal technique, breath control and musical expression, while Harrison arrived, spoke the words in approximately the correct rhythm and walked away with one of the most famous performances in musical theatre history. One suspects that professional singing teachers found the entire business profoundly irritating. Yet Harrison’s success was far from accidental. His ability to command a scene depended upon exceptional timing, an acute understanding of character and the sort of theatrical dis https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7584/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rex-the-autobiography-of-a-star-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340206515 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7583 King Arthur in Legend and History by Richard Barber King Arthur in Legend and History (1973) by Richard Barber Cardinal | ISBN: 0351152695 | Condition: Good There are kings, there are legendary kings, and then there is King Arthur, a gentleman who may or may not have existed, whose kingdom cannot be located with any particular confidence, whose most famous sword was allegedly acquired through a thoroughly unconventional distribution system, and whose principal achievement has been to remain one of Britain’s most celebrated historical personalities despite the considerable inconvenience of there being very little reliable evidence that he was actually there. In King Arthur in Legend and History, distinguished medieval historian Richard Barber sets out to examine the extraordinary story of Britain’s most elusive monarch, separating centuries of romantic invention from the tantalising fragments of history that may have inspired the legend. King Arthur occupies a remarkable position in the national imagination. He is simultaneously a warrior, king, Christian hero, romantic figure, defender of Britain and proprietor of the world’s most famous round table. His adventures have inspired poets, chroniclers, novelists, artists, filmmakers and generations of schoolchildren who have understandably concluded that medieval history would have been considerably more entertaining if it had involved fewer agricultural reforms and more enchanted swords. Yet the question of whether Arthur actually existed has proved surprisingly difficult to answer. For a man supposedly responsible for uniting Britain, defeating invading armies and establishing a magnificent royal court, he left remarkably little in the way of contemporary documentation. No reliable royal correspondence, no surviving administrative records, no conveniently inscribed tombstone and certainly no entry in the sixth-century equivalent of Who’s Who. This is a serious difficulty for historians, who generally prefer their kings to have left behind something more substantial than a collection of stories written several centuries after their supposed deaths. Richard Barber approaches the subject with the instincts of a scholar rather than those of a gentleman determined to discover Camelot beneath the nearest picturesque hill. He examines the development of the Arthurian tradition, exploring the historical sources, literary transformations and cultural influences that gradually turned an obscure figure associated with Britain’s early medieval past into one of the most elaborate legends in European literature. The historical background is fascinating in its own right. Following the end of Roman rule in Britain during the early fifth century, the country entered a period of political upheaval, migration, warfare and fragmented authority. The surviving written evidence is limited, often ambiguous and occasionally produced by individuals whose understanding of impartial historical reporting would not have satisfied the editorial standards of a moderately respectable local newspaper. Against this troubled background emerged traditions concerning a great British warrior who resisted the advancing Anglo-Saxons. The earliest references associated with Arthur are fragmentary and open to interpretation, leaving historians with the challenging task of determining whether they preserve the memory of a real military leader, reflect several historical personalities combined into one, or represent the gradual development of a heroic figure who belonged primarily to folklore. Naturally, this uncertainty has done absolutely nothing to discourage people from developing extremely confident theories about his identity. Over the centuries, Arthur has been claimed by numerous locations, linked to various archaeological sites and enthusiastically associated with landscapes ranging from Cornwall and Wales to Scotland and northern England. Almost anywhere possessing a sufficiently ancient ruin, a mysterious hill or an unusually shaped rock seems capable of producing a respectable Arthurian connection, particularly if the local tourist industry considers the association commercially promising. The legend’s literary development is equally remarkable. Early Welsh traditions and medieval historical writings gradually gave way to increasingly elaborate accounts of Arthur’s reign, culminating in the grand romances familiar to later generations. Geoffrey of Monmouth played a particularly important role in transforming Arthur into a mighty ruler of international significance, producing a narrative that was enormously influential despite its somewhat adventurous relationship with verifiable historical fact. Geoffrey’s twelfth-century account helped establish a version of Arthur whose achievements extended far beyond the defence of post-Roman Britain. Here was a magnificent king, surrounded by heroic companions and engaged in exploits on an extraordinary sc https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7583/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/king-arthur-in-legend-and-history-oct-2026.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cardinal 9780351152696 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7581 The Tenement - A Way of Life by Frank Worrsdall The Tenement – A Way of Life (1979) by Frank Worsdall Chambers | ISBN: 0550203524 | Condition: Very Good There are houses, there are flats, and then there are Scottish tenements, those magnificent monuments to Victorian urban planning in which several dozen people could share a staircase, a backyard, a collection of domestic inconveniences and an intimate knowledge of everybody else’s private affairs. In The Tenement – A Way of Life, published by Chambers in 1979, Frank Worsdall explores one of the most distinctive features of Scottish urban life, a form of housing that shaped generations of families, created extraordinary communities and demonstrated conclusively that human beings can live remarkably close together without necessarily becoming any more agreeable. The Scottish tenement was never simply a building. It was an entire social institution, an architectural arrangement that brought together families, neighbours, children, tradesmen, gossip, domestic disputes and the occasional unexplained smell into a densely populated world governed by customs and conventions that were often more powerful than anything officially recorded in the local council’s regulations. In cities such as Glasgow and Edinburgh, tenements became a defining feature of the urban landscape, their towering sandstone façades, communal staircases and densely occupied flats reflecting the enormous social changes brought about by industrialisation and population growth. They provided accommodation for everyone from relatively prosperous professionals to families enduring severe poverty and overcrowding, demonstrating that the same basic architectural concept could accommodate a remarkable variety of human circumstances, provided nobody became excessively concerned about personal space. For many residents, tenement life was characterised by an extraordinary degree of communal familiarity. Neighbours knew one another’s habits, children came and went between households, and the arrival of an unfamiliar visitor could generate sufficient speculation to sustain an entire afternoon’s conversation. Privacy was theoretically available behind one’s own front door, although its practical existence depended largely upon the thickness of the walls and the willingness of the people next door to mind their own business. The close, or communal entrance and staircase, was the great social artery of tenement life. Through it passed generations of residents, deliveries, furniture, coal, washing, children, visitors and occasional individuals who had perhaps spent rather too long in the public house. It was simultaneously an entrance hall, meeting place, playground, observation post and informal communications network, operating with an efficiency that would have astonished the developers of modern social media. News travelled quickly in a tenement. Births, marriages, deaths, arguments, illnesses and domestic scandals could become common knowledge with astonishing speed, often before the people directly involved had quite understood what was happening themselves. There was little need for a neighbourhood newsletter when Mrs McDonald on the second floor had already acquired a complete account of events, together with several additional details that might not have been strictly accurate. Children growing up in tenements experienced a world that was both restrictive and remarkably full of adventure. Shared back courts, stairways, neighbouring streets and nearby waste ground became the settings for games, rivalries and friendships, while the constant presence of other families meant that childhood was rarely a solitary occupation. A child might escape the supervision of one parent only to discover that three neighbouring mothers had already been informed of the offence and were preparing to deliver their own opinions upon the matter. The back court was another essential feature of tenement life, a communal space whose functions extended far beyond the simple business of accommodating washing lines and dustbins. Here, residents encountered one another in the course of daily domestic routines, exchanged information, settled minor disputes and occasionally conducted arguments of such magnificent intensity that the proceedings might reasonably have qualified as public entertainment. Washday, in particular, could become an elaborate exercise in communal diplomacy. The successful hanging of several families’ washing required cooperation, negotiation and a reasonable understanding of territorial boundaries. An unauthorised occupation of somebody else’s preferred section of washing line might provoke a confrontation whose seriousness was entirely disproportionate to the garments involved, but whose underlying principles of justice and established custom were regarded as beyond dispute. Of course, the romantic image of tenement community life should not obscure the often https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7581/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tenement-oct-2026.jpg 31.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chambers 9780550203526 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7580 Enchantment - The Life of Audrey Hepburn by Donald Spoto Enchantment – The Life of Audrey Hepburn (2006) by Donald Spoto Hutchinson | ISBN: 9780091796556 | Condition: Very Good | Signed Copy There are film stars, there are Hollywood legends, and then there was Audrey Hepburn, a woman who somehow managed to become one of the most recognisable faces in cinema history without relying upon scandalous behaviour, extravagant displays of celebrity self-importance or the apparently indispensable modern requirement to inform the public what she had eaten for breakfast. In Enchantment – The Life of Audrey Hepburn, published by Hutchinson in 2006, acclaimed biographer Donald Spoto explores the remarkable life of an actress whose elegance, intelligence and extraordinary screen presence made her an international icon, while her personal history revealed a far more complex, vulnerable and fascinating individual than the impossibly graceful figure immortalised in countless photographs. Audrey Hepburn occupies a peculiar position in the history of popular culture. Decades after her greatest films, her image remains instantly recognisable, whether she is gazing into a jeweller’s window in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, wandering through Rome with Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday, or displaying the sort of effortless sophistication that has persuaded generations of women to invest in black dresses, oversized sunglasses and hairstyles requiring rather more maintenance than the publicity photographs might suggest. Yet behind the famous face was a life that began far removed from Hollywood glamour. Born in Brussels in 1929, Hepburn spent much of her childhood in circumstances shaped by family difficulties, political upheaval and the gathering catastrophe of the Second World War. Her experiences during the German occupation of the Netherlands left a profound impression upon her, exposing her to hunger, fear, deprivation and the brutal realities of a conflict that would influence her understanding of suffering for the rest of her life. This was not, in other words, a woman whose greatest early hardship consisted of being overlooked for a leading role in a school production. Hepburn originally aspired to become a ballet dancer, devoting herself to the demanding discipline of classical dance before circumstances and physical limitations redirected her ambitions towards acting. Her background in ballet nevertheless contributed enormously to the distinctive grace and poise that later became central to her screen persona. She moved with an elegance that appeared entirely natural, although, like most achievements described as effortless, it was actually the product of considerable work. Her breakthrough came with Roman Holiday in 1953, opposite Gregory Peck, in which she played a princess temporarily escaping the oppressive formalities of royal life. The performance won her the Academy Award for Best Actress and transformed her almost overnight into an international star. It also established the extraordinary Hepburn combination of innocence, wit, vulnerability and quiet determination, qualities that distinguished her from the more overtly glamorous leading ladies of the period. Hollywood had discovered something rather unusual. Here was a young actress who did not conform to the established conventions of screen glamour, yet possessed an appeal that was almost impossible to manufacture. She seemed simultaneously aristocratic and approachable, sophisticated and innocent, delicate and surprisingly strong-willed. Studio executives, who generally preferred their stars to fit into easily recognisable commercial categories, were presented with the inconvenient spectacle of an actress succeeding precisely because she did not resemble anybody else. A succession of celebrated films followed, including Sabrina, Funny Face, The Nun’s Story, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Charade and My Fair Lady. Each contributed to the development of an extraordinary career, while demonstrating Hepburn’s versatility across romantic comedy, drama, musicals and more serious material. She could be charmingly mischievous, deeply moving or magnificently composed, often within the same performance. Of course, Hollywood’s relationship with its female stars has always been a complicated business. The industry enthusiastically celebrated beauty while imposing extraordinary pressures upon the women expected to embody it. Hepburn’s distinctive appearance became a worldwide standard of elegance, although the personal experiences and physical hardships that helped shape her appearance were considerably less romantic than the fashion industry might have preferred to acknowledge. Then there was her remarkable association with the French designer Hubert de Givenchy, whose creations helped establish one of the most enduring partnerships between fashion and cinema. Hepburn’s costumes became almost as famous as her performances, transforming simple silho https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7580/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/enchantment-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson 9780091796556 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7579 Little Book of Land Speed Records by Liam McCann Little Book of Land Speed Records (2015) by Liam McCann Demand Media | ISBN: 9781910540442 | Condition: Very Good There are people who enjoy driving, people who enjoy driving quickly, and then there are people who look at a perfectly serviceable motor car, decide that travelling at 100 miles per hour is hopelessly inadequate, and immediately begin investigating whether fitting an aircraft engine, a jet turbine or some other extravagantly powerful mechanical contraption might improve matters. In Little Book of Land Speed Records, published by Demand Media in 2015, Liam McCann celebrates one of humanity’s most magnificent and gloriously unnecessary obsessions: the determination to travel across the surface of the Earth faster than anybody else has ever managed, preferably without disintegrating into a spectacular cloud of expensive mechanical components. The pursuit of the land speed record is among the most extraordinary chapters in the history of motoring. It has attracted inventors, engineers, racing drivers, aristocrats, adventurers and individuals whose understanding of reasonable personal risk appears to differ substantially from that of the average insurance assessor. While most motorists are perfectly content to arrive at their destination in one piece, land speed record contenders have traditionally been more interested in discovering precisely how fast a machine can travel before the laws of physics begin expressing serious objections. The story begins in the pioneering days of motoring, when automobiles were still relatively new and the very idea of travelling faster than a galloping horse seemed an astonishing achievement. Early record attempts involved machines that now appear wonderfully primitive, frequently resembling ordinary carriages from which the horses had been removed and replaced with mechanisms of uncertain reliability. Nevertheless, the drivers possessed enormous courage, particularly given the rudimentary brakes, narrow tyres and complete absence of modern safety equipment. As the twentieth century progressed, the pursuit of speed became an increasingly sophisticated competition between engineering brilliance and the stubborn realities of aerodynamics, friction, power and human survival. Engines grew larger, bodywork became more streamlined and record-breaking machines gradually evolved from recognisable motor cars into extraordinary projectiles whose principal concession to conventional motoring was the continued presence of wheels. The British developed a particularly enthusiastic relationship with land speed record breaking, producing a succession of remarkable drivers and machines that captured the public imagination. Sir Malcolm Campbell became one of the most celebrated figures of the interwar years, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of automotive performance in his famous Blue Bird machines. His achievements combined technical ambition with considerable personal courage, at a time when speeds exceeding 200 miles per hour seemed almost unimaginably fast. Campbell was followed by other extraordinary contenders, including John Cobb and George Eyston, whose enormous record-breaking machines represented some of the most ambitious automotive engineering projects of their age. These were not vehicles intended for negotiating roundabouts, collecting groceries or transporting elderly relatives to the seaside. They existed for one purpose alone: to travel very, very quickly in a straight line. Naturally, even that apparently straightforward objective proved astonishingly complicated. At extreme speeds, the air itself becomes a formidable opponent. A shape that looks perfectly aerodynamic while standing in a workshop may behave rather differently when travelling at several hundred miles per hour, particularly if the machine begins to lift, vibrate or demonstrate an unexpected ambition to become airborne. Tyres, wheels, suspension, steering and braking systems all face demands far beyond those encountered in ordinary motoring, while the driver must maintain control of a machine travelling distances measured in hundreds of feet every second. The engineering challenges are remarkable, but the human element is perhaps even more extraordinary. Land speed record drivers must possess a peculiar combination of courage, concentration, technical understanding and absolute confidence in the competence of the people who have constructed their machines. They are required to sit inside a vehicle containing enormous amounts of energy, accelerate towards speeds at which small mistakes can become catastrophic, and remain sufficiently calm to recognise when something is going wrong. It is not a profession ideally suited to individuals who become anxious when the motorway speedometer creeps above seventy. The record attempts themselves have often taken place in some of the world’s most dramatic and inhospit https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7579/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/land-speed-records-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Demand Media 9781910540442 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7578 Modern Military Trucks by Christopher F Foss Modern Military Trucks (1981) by Christopher F. Foss Jane’s Publishing | ISBN: 0710600917 | Condition: Good There are military vehicles designed to inspire fear, admiration and national pride, and then there are military trucks, those magnificently unglamorous machines whose principal responsibility is to ensure that the soldiers, tanks, guns and assorted instruments of international disagreement actually arrive somewhere with sufficient fuel, ammunition and sandwiches to continue their activities. In Modern Military Trucks, published by Jane’s Publishing in 1981, distinguished military equipment specialist Christopher F. Foss turns his attention to the indispensable workhorses of modern armies, proving that warfare is not merely a matter of spectacular explosions and heroic advances, but also involves an extraordinary amount of driving around in large, muddy vehicles carrying things. The military truck is one of the great unsung heroes of modern warfare. It rarely appears on recruiting posters, seldom receives the starring role in an action film and is unlikely to inspire a child to announce that they intend to become a lorry driver for an armoured division. Yet without military trucks, even the most formidable armed forces would quickly find themselves reduced to an expensive collection of heavily armed pedestrians, standing around wondering why the fuel, food and ammunition had failed to arrive. Napoleon famously observed that an army marches on its stomach, although he neglected to explain how the contents of that stomach were supposed to reach the battlefield in the first place. By the twentieth century, the answer increasingly involved enormous numbers of motor vehicles, transporting everything from artillery shells and field kitchens to spare engines, medical equipment, bridging components and the seemingly limitless quantities of equipment required to keep a modern military organisation operational. Christopher F. Foss, a respected authority on military vehicles and equipment, examines the world of military trucks at a particularly interesting moment in their development. By 1981, the armies of NATO, the Warsaw Pact and numerous other nations operated an extraordinary variety of specialised transport vehicles, designed to cope with conditions that would cause an ordinary commercial lorry driver to telephone his employer and announce that the road was completely unsuitable. Military trucks were expected to operate across deserts, forests, mountains, muddy fields, frozen wastelands and roads that had recently been subjected to the attentions of enemy artillery. They needed to carry substantial loads, negotiate difficult terrain and continue functioning under circumstances in which a civilian vehicle might reasonably be expected to disintegrate into a collection of expensive spare parts. The resulting machines were masterpieces of practical engineering, although not necessarily of elegance, comfort or fuel economy. Their designers were generally more concerned with ground clearance, load capacity, axle configuration and mechanical reliability than with providing heated leather seats, sophisticated entertainment systems or cup holders capable of accommodating a fashionable coffee. Four-wheel drive, six-wheel drive and even larger multi-axle configurations became essential features of military transport, allowing vehicles to travel across difficult terrain while carrying substantial payloads. Winches, differential locks, heavy-duty suspensions, powerful diesel engines and reinforced chassis contributed to machines whose specifications reflected the unpleasant realities of military operations rather than the preferences of suburban motorists. Of course, military trucks come in an astonishing variety of shapes and sizes. Some are relatively modest utility vehicles, intended to carry personnel and supplies around military installations. Others are enormous all-terrain machines capable of transporting heavy equipment through environments where the concept of a properly maintained road is little more than an optimistic rumour. There are cargo trucks, tank transporters, recovery vehicles, fuel bowsers, communications vehicles, mobile workshops and countless specialised variants, each designed to satisfy some particular military requirement. The modern army is, in many respects, a vast travelling industrial enterprise, complete with its own transport network, maintenance facilities, medical services, catering arrangements and administrative complications. Indeed, one suspects that the average military logistics officer spends considerably more time worrying about delivery schedules and vehicle availability than contemplating the finer points of battlefield heroism. An armoured regiment may possess the most sophisticated tanks in the world, but their usefulness becomes rather limited when somebody discovers that t https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7578/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modern-military-trucks-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Janes Publishing 9780710600912 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7577 Jaguar XK8 and XKR - Plus XK180 and F-type Concept by John Blunsden Jaguar XK8 and XKR – Plus XK180 and F-Type Concept (2000) by John Blunsden Motor Racing Publications | ISBN: 9781899870530 | Condition: Good There are motor cars, there are beautiful motor cars, and then there are Jaguars, magnificent British machines designed to make their owners feel like sophisticated international playboys while occasionally reminding them that the electrical system was assembled by somebody with a mischievous sense of humour. In Jaguar XK8 and XKR – Plus XK180 and F-Type Concept, published by Motor Racing Publications in 2000, respected motoring writer John Blunsden explores one of the most exciting chapters in Jaguar’s modern history, when the company rediscovered its sporting confidence, embraced contemporary engineering and produced a range of grand touring cars that looked as though they belonged outside a Monte Carlo casino rather than in a supermarket car park in Wolverhampton. The Jaguar XK8 arrived in 1996 as a thoroughly desirable replacement for the long-serving XJS, a car which had somehow managed to remain in production for twenty-one years despite the world changing around it almost beyond recognition. When the XJS first appeared, Britain was still adjusting to decimalisation, flared trousers were considered fashionable and the internet was largely a subject for conversations between unusually enthusiastic scientists. By the time it departed, mobile telephones were becoming commonplace and the British motor industry had experienced enough upheaval to fill several substantial volumes of industrial tragedy. Jaguar therefore had an enormous responsibility on its hands. The replacement needed to preserve the marque’s traditions of elegance, performance and refinement while appealing to a new generation of wealthy motorists who expected modern reliability, sophisticated engineering and the ability to arrive at a dinner party without having spent the preceding afternoon discussing replacement fuel pumps with the AA. The result was the XK8, a spectacularly elegant grand tourer whose sweeping curves, long bonnet and beautifully proportioned bodywork deliberately recalled the great Jaguars of the past. There were unmistakable echoes of the legendary E-Type, although the XK8 was a distinctly more comfortable and civilised proposition, designed for drivers who appreciated sporting performance but no longer regarded climbing over a substantial door sill as an essential part of the motoring experience. Beneath that graceful exterior lay Jaguar’s new AJ-V8 engine, a significant technological development for a company historically associated with its famous straight-six and V12 powerplants. The new 4.0-litre V8 brought contemporary engineering to the marque’s grand touring range, providing smooth performance, impressive refinement and the reassuring sensation that a substantial number of horses were available whenever the driver felt the need to make a suitably dignified departure. Of course, dignity is a relative concept when one has several hundred horsepower at one’s disposal, particularly if the traffic lights have just changed and a gentleman in a German sports car appears to be questioning the honour of the British motor industry. Then came the XKR, the supercharged version of the XK8, which took the already impressive grand tourer and introduced the delightful complication of considerably more power. Equipped with a supercharged V8 producing around 370 horsepower, the XKR demonstrated that Jaguar’s engineers were perfectly capable of building a fast, refined luxury motor car and then deciding that it would be much more entertaining if it accelerated with sufficient enthusiasm to rearrange the contents of the driver’s briefcase. The XKR was an especially appealing combination of old-fashioned British grand touring style and thoroughly modern performance. It possessed the elegance of a distinguished gentleman’s motor car, the interior of a comfortable private club and the ability to accelerate with an urgency that suggested the distinguished gentleman might have developed an unexpected interest in escaping from the police. Yet Jaguar was not content simply to produce attractive production cars. The late 1990s also witnessed some fascinating explorations of the company’s sporting future, including the spectacular XK180 concept car. Unveiled in 1998 to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the legendary XK120, the XK180 was a dramatic open sports car that looked as though Jaguar’s designers had been allowed to indulge their wildest fantasies without the usual interference from accountants, insurance assessors or people responsible for ensuring that ordinary motorists could actually climb into the thing. With its low-slung bodywork, open cockpit and aggressive styling, the XK180 was a glorious demonstration of what Jaguar could achieve when freed from the practical demands of mass produc https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7577/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jaguar-xk8-and-xkr-oct-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Motor Racing Publications 9781899870530 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7576 Veteran and Vintage Cars by David Burgess Wise Veteran and Vintage Cars (1970) by David Burgess Wise Hamlyn | ISBN: 0600002837 | Condition: Good There was a time when the motor car was not merely a means of travelling from one place to another, but an extraordinary mechanical adventure involving brass fittings, leather upholstery, enormous steering wheels, mysterious levers and the distinct possibility of having to stop every seventeen miles to repair something with a hammer. In Veteran and Vintage Cars, published by Hamlyn in 1970, distinguished motoring historian David Burgess Wise takes us on a fascinating journey back to the heroic early days of the automobile, when motorists were regarded as dangerous lunatics, roads were largely designed for horses and owning a car required approximately the same level of mechanical expertise as maintaining a small steam locomotive. The history of the motor car is an extraordinary tale of invention, ambition, engineering ingenuity and the apparently irresistible human desire to travel faster than was strictly necessary. From the earliest horseless carriages to the magnificent machines of the vintage era, the automobile transformed society in ways that its pioneers could scarcely have imagined. It liberated people from the limitations of horse-drawn transport, revolutionised industry, altered the shape of towns and cities, and eventually provided humanity with the opportunity to spend several hours each morning sitting completely stationary on the M25. David Burgess Wise was among Britain’s most knowledgeable and respected motoring historians, and this volume reflects the fascination of an age when the earliest automobiles were already being recognised as important historical artefacts. By 1970, the veteran and vintage car movement had developed a devoted following of collectors, restorers and enthusiasts, many of whom were prepared to devote their savings, spare time and domestic harmony to preserving machines that sensible people might have regarded as suitable candidates for the scrapyard. But there is nothing particularly sensible about the love of old cars, and that is precisely what makes the subject so appealing. The earliest motorists were genuine pioneers. They ventured onto roads designed for pedestrians, horses and carts in machines that were often noisy, temperamental and astonishingly unreliable. Starting the engine could require a considerable amount of physical exertion, steering demanded concentration and braking was sometimes more of a polite suggestion than a dependable mechanical process. Nevertheless, these adventurous individuals persevered, confident that the internal combustion engine represented the future of transport, even if the immediate future occasionally involved pushing the contraption uphill. The veteran era produced some wonderfully eccentric machines. Manufacturers experimented with different engine arrangements, transmission systems, body styles and controls, often arriving at solutions that would seem positively alarming to the modern driver. Some vehicles possessed steering tillers rather than wheels, while others employed complicated starting procedures that required the driver to possess both considerable determination and a healthy disregard for personal injury. Then there were the magnificent names. Daimler, Benz, Panhard, Peugeot, De Dion-Bouton, Renault, Napier, Rolls-Royce and countless other manufacturers contributed to the development of the automobile, each bringing its own engineering philosophy and commercial ambitions to a rapidly expanding industry. Many of these pioneering companies have disappeared into history, while others survive as prestigious marques whose modern products bear only the faintest resemblance to the extraordinary machines produced by their founders. As motor cars developed, they became increasingly sophisticated, comfortable and powerful. The vintage era brought a remarkable flowering of automotive design, with manufacturers creating everything from modest family transport to spectacular luxury machines intended for wealthy owners who considered travelling without a chauffeur an unfortunate symptom of declining civilisation. The great luxury cars of the period were masterpieces of craftsmanship. Their interiors featured polished wood, fine leather, elaborate instruments and mechanical fittings constructed with an attention to detail that bordered upon the obsessive. Some were magnificent expressions of engineering excellence, while others were essentially mobile country houses, designed to transport their occupants in considerable comfort while ensuring that the unfortunate individual responsible for driving remained sufficiently exposed to the weather to remember his position in society. Of course, the relationship between the motor car and the British class system was never entirely straightforward. The automobile began as an expensive novelty https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7576/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/veteran-and-vintage-cars-oct-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600002833 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7575 English and Proud of It by William Moore English and Proud of It (2014) by William Moore Summersdale | ISBN: 9781849535212 | Condition: As New There comes a moment in every English person’s life when they find themselves standing in a queue, apologising to somebody who has just trodden on their foot, discussing the weather with a complete stranger and wondering whether it would be considered impolite to complain about the cup of tea they have just been served. At precisely this moment, they may begin to appreciate the extraordinary cultural inheritance into which they were born. In English and Proud of It, William Moore celebrates the peculiar, occasionally magnificent and frequently bewildering business of being English, a national identity built upon centuries of history, a stubborn attachment to tradition and an almost supernatural ability to remain emotionally composed while everything falls apart. England is, after all, a remarkable country. It gave the world Shakespeare, Newton, Darwin, the Industrial Revolution, parliamentary democracy in its evolving form, cricket, the steam locomotive and the sandwich. It also gave the world Morris dancing, warm beer, motorway service stations, reality television and the peculiar conviction that a holiday is not complete unless one has complained about the weather, the food or the Germans reserving all the sun loungers. William Moore’s affectionate celebration of Englishness offers an entertaining opportunity to contemplate the achievements, customs, characteristics and wonderfully contradictory habits of a nation that has somehow managed to influence the entire world while remaining profoundly uncomfortable with the prospect of introducing itself at a social gathering. The English are a curious people. They are capable of astonishing acts of courage, extraordinary ingenuity and remarkable generosity, yet frequently struggle to inform a waiter that the soup is cold. They can organise vast military expeditions, construct enormous engineering projects and produce some of the greatest literature ever written, but place them in a room with an unfamiliar person and they may immediately begin discussing the possibility of rain. Indeed, the weather occupies such an important position in English national life that it might reasonably be considered an unofficial branch of government. Rain is too frequent, sunshine is suspicious, snow brings the transport system to a halt and a temperature exceeding 25 degrees is treated as a national emergency. The ideal English climate would appear to involve a pleasant afternoon in late May, although this is generally scheduled to occur on a Tuesday while everybody is at work. And then there is tea, that indispensable national institution without which the entire social structure might collapse. The English have developed an extraordinary ability to respond to practically any situation by putting the kettle on. Bereavement, financial ruin, industrial disputes, romantic disappointment, military setbacks and the unexpected arrival of relatives can all be addressed, at least initially, through the preparation of a suitable beverage. Whether tea actually solves any of these problems is debatable, but it does provide everyone with something to do while pretending that everything is under control. Englishness is also inseparable from an abiding affection for eccentricity. This is a nation that has produced generations of inventors, explorers, naturalists, writers, collectors and determined amateurs pursuing interests so obscure that even their closest relatives cannot explain what they are doing. Somewhere in England, at this very moment, somebody is almost certainly cataloguing the history of municipal drain covers, restoring a Victorian lawnmower or compiling an exhaustive register of railway station lavatories. Such people are rarely regarded as particularly unusual, provided they do not make too much noise on a Sunday. The countryside, too, occupies a special place in the English imagination. Rolling fields, ancient churches, winding lanes, village greens, country pubs and picturesque cottages represent an idealised national landscape which many people hold dear, even if they actually live in a suburban housing estate overlooking a dual carriageway. The English village remains a powerful symbol of tradition, community and continuity, although anyone who has attended a heated parish council meeting will appreciate that rural tranquillity can conceal levels of hostility normally associated with international territorial disputes. The village fête is perhaps one of the finest expressions of this peculiar national character. Here, perfectly respectable adults devote extraordinary effort to competitions involving homemade jam, oversized vegetables, floral arrangements and the correct identification of mysterious objects in jars. Rivalries may last for decades, particularly when Mrs Hende https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7575/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-and-proud-of-it-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Summersdale 9781849535212 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7574 London River - The Thames Story by Gavin Weightman London River – The Thames Story (1990) by Gavin Weightman Guild Publishing | ISBN: None | Condition: Good There are rivers, there are great rivers, and then there is the Thames, that magnificently muddy, stubbornly meandering stretch of water which has spent the best part of two thousand years serving as London’s principal highway, commercial lifeline, open sewer, defensive barrier, industrial artery and occasional resting place for people whose acquaintances were not particularly concerned about their continued wellbeing. In London River – The Thames Story, Gavin Weightman explores the extraordinary history of the waterway that made London possible, enriched an empire and somehow survived centuries of humanity’s most determined attempts to turn it into something resembling an enormous municipal drain. The Thames is, in many respects, the real founder of London. Long before estate agents began describing converted warehouses as desirable riverside residences with outstanding investment potential, the river was attracting traders, settlers, soldiers, merchants and opportunists to its banks. The Romans recognised its strategic importance, established Londinium and began a relationship between city and river that would eventually produce one of the most powerful commercial centres in the world, although they probably did not anticipate the arrival of luxury apartments costing several million pounds overlooking what had once been a working dock. Weightman’s account takes the reader through the remarkable transformation of the Thames from a natural waterway into the commercial engine of a great maritime city. For centuries, the river was crowded with vessels of every conceivable description, carrying passengers, livestock, timber, coal, food, manufactured goods and the countless commodities upon which London’s prosperity depended. The river was not merely a picturesque feature of the landscape; it was a vast, noisy, dangerous and astonishingly busy workplace, where fortunes were made, fortunes were lost and unfortunate individuals occasionally discovered that falling into the water was considerably easier than getting out again. At the height of London’s maritime importance, the Thames was one of the busiest waterways on Earth. Ships arrived from distant corners of the globe, bringing goods from an empire whose commercial reach extended across oceans and continents. Warehouses lined the waterfront, cranes swung above crowded wharves, and armies of dockers, lightermen, watermen, merchants and labourers kept the immense machinery of trade in motion. It was a world of astonishing enterprise and relentless physical labour, with little resemblance to the modern riverside where former industrial buildings have been transformed into restaurants serving artisan bread at prices that would have astonished the men who once unloaded sacks of grain nearby. The river also developed its own extraordinary society. Watermen transported passengers, lightermen moved cargo between vessels and wharves, and generations of families earned their living from occupations that demanded intimate knowledge of tides, currents, shifting channels and the thousand hazards of navigating London’s crowded waterfront. These were not recreational boaters wearing expensive waterproof clothing and discussing marina facilities. They were working people whose livelihoods, and sometimes their lives, depended upon understanding the moods of a river that could be as treacherous as it was commercially indispensable. Of course, the Thames was never simply a place of respectable commerce. Wherever large amounts of valuable merchandise change hands, there will inevitably be individuals who prefer acquiring it without the inconvenience of paying. The London waterfront developed a colourful underworld of thieves, smugglers, receivers, fraudsters and assorted opportunists, all contributing in their own distinctive way to the circulation of wealth. Some worked extraordinarily hard at avoiding honest employment, demonstrating that criminal enterprise can require almost as much effort as legitimate business, although with rather less reliable pension provision. The river also played a central role in London’s less glamorous domestic arrangements. For centuries, the city treated the Thames as a convenient destination for practically anything it wished to get rid of, including sewage, industrial waste, household refuse and assorted unpleasant substances that modern environmental regulations would regard with considerable alarm. The resulting conditions were occasionally spectacularly offensive, culminating in the notorious Great Stink of 1858, when the smell became so appalling that even Members of Parliament, normally well accustomed to an unpleasant atmosphere, found it difficult to continue their proceedings. The transformation of London’s sanitation system was one o https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7574/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-river-oct-2026.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Guild Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7573 The Book of Insults - Ancient and Modern by Nancy McPhee The Book of Insults – Ancient and Modern (1978) by Nancy McPhee Paddington Press | ISBN: 0709205228 | Condition: Good There was a time when insulting somebody was considered an art form, requiring wit, intelligence, imagination and a reasonably comprehensive understanding of the English language. Today, of course, the entire process has been simplified to the point where a person can offend several thousand strangers before breakfast using nothing more sophisticated than a mobile telephone and an exceptionally limited vocabulary. Fortunately, The Book of Insults – Ancient and Modern by Nancy McPhee takes us back to a more civilised age, when a well-constructed insult could demolish a reputation, terminate a friendship or provoke a duel without necessarily requiring the use of a single four-letter word. Published by Paddington Press in 1978, this splendidly entertaining collection celebrates humanity’s extraordinary ability to express contempt for its fellow creatures. From the ancient world to comparatively modern times, the history of civilisation has been accompanied by an apparently inexhaustible supply of people who disliked one another intensely and possessed sufficient linguistic talent to make their feelings memorable. Philosophers, politicians, writers, aristocrats, entertainers and other supposedly respectable individuals have all contributed to this noble tradition, demonstrating that personal abuse is one of the few activities in which the educated classes have consistently managed to distinguish themselves. An effective insult is a remarkable thing. It can reduce a pompous individual to silence, expose a hypocrite, puncture an inflated ego or make an enemy appear ridiculous in the space of a single sentence. Unlike physical violence, which tends to involve unpleasant complications with the police, a carefully delivered verbal assault can achieve devastating results while allowing the perpetrator to remain comfortably seated with a glass of something agreeable. The greatest practitioners of the craft understood that the secret was not simply to be offensive, but to be entertainingly offensive. Anyone can call somebody an idiot. It requires rather more imagination to construct an observation so exquisitely devastating that even the victim’s closest friends are obliged to suppress a smile. The very best insults possess a curious quality of immortality, surviving long after the original quarrel has been forgotten and the participants have been safely buried. Indeed, history sometimes remembers distinguished individuals less for their achievements than for the magnificently unpleasant things they said about their contemporaries. A politician may spend forty years in public service, introduce important legislation and oversee enormous national developments, only to discover that posterity is chiefly interested in the occasion upon which he described a parliamentary opponent as possessing the intellectual capabilities of a damp cabbage. Writers have traditionally been particularly accomplished in this respect, perhaps because they spend so much of their lives observing human folly and developing an extensive vocabulary with which to describe it. Literary history is littered with feuds, rivalries and spectacular exchanges of abuse, often conducted by individuals who publicly professed their devotion to the highest ideals of civilisation while privately regarding their professional competitors as barely competent organisms. The ancient world was hardly more charitable. Greek and Roman society produced some wonderfully savage examples of personal criticism, proving that the invention of democracy, philosophy, architecture and elaborate plumbing did nothing to diminish humanity’s enthusiasm for telling other people precisely what was wrong with them. Indeed, the more sophisticated a civilisation becomes, the more elaborate its insults appear to grow, as if increased education merely provides additional ammunition for the ancient pastime of making enemies. Nancy McPhee’s collection offers the opportunity to enjoy this long and frequently hilarious tradition without having to engage personally in any of the disputes involved. It is, in effect, a literary grandstand from which to watch centuries of human beings behaving abominably towards one another, secure in the knowledge that none of the insults are currently directed at oneself. This is a particularly agreeable arrangement, since the spectacle of other people’s arguments has always been considerably more entertaining than becoming involved in one’s own. There is also something delightfully nostalgic about a book devoted to insults published in 1978. The world had not yet discovered the internet, social media or the peculiar modern convention of becoming professionally outraged by the opinions of complete strangers. If you wished to insult somebody, you gen https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7573/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-book-of-insults-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paddington Press 9780709205227 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7571 Typewriting by Pitmans College Typewriting (1971) by Pitmans College Teach Yourself Books | ISBN: 0340057394 | Condition: Good There was a time, not so very long ago, when the ability to operate a typewriter was considered an essential professional accomplishment, alongside answering a telephone politely, taking shorthand and knowing exactly how much correction fluid could be applied to a document before it became structurally unsound. In Typewriting, published in 1971 as part of the celebrated Teach Yourself Books series, Pitmans College sets out to teach the aspiring typist the noble art of transforming thoughts into neatly arranged letters on paper, using nothing more sophisticated than ten fingers, a mechanical contraption and an apparently inexhaustible supply of patience. For younger readers, a typewriter was a remarkable device resembling a computer keyboard attached to a small industrial machine. Unlike modern computers, however, it possessed no internet connection, no predictive text, no autocorrect and absolutely no sympathy for mistakes. Press the wrong key and the error remained there, glaring accusingly from the page, until you corrected it by some laborious mechanical or chemical process. The alternative was to start the entire sheet again, a prospect that encouraged an admirable degree of concentration and occasionally some remarkably inventive language. Pitmans College, an institution synonymous with practical business education and the cultivation of respectable office skills, understood that competent typing was not simply a matter of hitting the correct keys. It required posture, rhythm, accuracy, speed, discipline and the ability to manipulate paper, margins, tabs and carriage returns without becoming hopelessly entangled in the machinery. Typewriting was a craft, and like most crafts, it demanded practice, persistence and an acceptance that one’s early efforts might resemble the work of a nervous chimpanzee operating a railway signal box. This instructional volume belongs to an era when offices reverberated with the distinctive clatter of typewriters, interrupted by the occasional bell announcing the approaching end of a line. Rows of secretaries and clerks produced letters, invoices, memoranda, reports and official documents with astonishing efficiency, often while simultaneously dealing with telephones, filing systems and managers who apparently believed that a five-page letter could be typed, corrected and dispatched within three minutes. The typewriter was also one of the great levellers of professional life. Whether you were preparing correspondence for a multinational corporation, composing a furious letter to the local council or writing your first thoroughly unsuccessful novel, the same fundamental rules applied. You had to insert the paper correctly, position the margins, strike the keys with reasonable accuracy and resist the temptation to hurl the machine through the nearest window when the ribbon became tangled. Of course, by 1971 the typewriter had become a thoroughly established feature of modern civilisation. Electric models were increasingly common, although the traditional manual machine remained a familiar companion in homes, schools and workplaces. The personal computer, meanwhile, was still some years away from transforming the office into an environment where employees could spend an entire afternoon attempting to discover why a printer had inexplicably decided to go offline. One of the particular pleasures of a book such as Typewriting is the glimpse it offers into the everyday working practices of a vanished age. There is something almost touching about an era in which the correct positioning of a sheet of paper was a subject worthy of careful instruction, and where the ability to produce a properly aligned business letter could open the door to a respectable career. Today, of course, we possess word processors capable of producing beautiful documents in seconds, which we then spend forty-five minutes trying to format because Microsoft Word has developed an inexplicable objection to the second paragraph. The business world of 1971 took typing seriously. Qualifications in the subject were widely recognised, employers expected measurable standards of accuracy and speed, and aspiring office workers devoted considerable effort to developing the necessary skills. A competent typist could produce professional correspondence without looking at the keyboard, a feat that remains impressive even in our own age of smartphones, tablets and people attempting to write lengthy messages using two thumbs while walking into lampposts. This book also serves as a reminder that modern technology has not entirely eliminated the usefulness of traditional skills. Touch typing remains enormously valuable, even if the machinery has changed beyond recognition. The arrangement of letters on the keyboard has survived the tra https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7571/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/typewriting-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Teach Yourself Books 9780340057391 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7570 The Man Who Sold The Moon by Robert A Heinlein The Man Who Sold the Moon (1983) by Robert A. Heinlein New English Library | ISBN: 0450004317 | Condition: Good There are ambitious men, there are extraordinarily ambitious men, and then there is D. D. Harriman, a gentleman who looks up at the Moon and sees not a romantic celestial body, nor an inspiration for poets and lovers, but a magnificent business opportunity. In The Man Who Sold the Moon, Robert A. Heinlein explores what might happen if the conquest of space were entrusted not to governments, scientists or idealistic explorers, but to an industrialist with an enormous fortune, an even larger imagination and absolutely no intention of allowing something as trivial as practical impossibility to interfere with his plans. First published as a collection in 1950, The Man Who Sold the Moon brings together some of Heinlein’s early Future History stories, those wonderfully inventive tales in which humanity gradually develops the technology, institutions and occasional common sense required to venture beyond Earth. The title story concerns the aforementioned Delos David Harriman, a wealthy entrepreneur obsessed with putting a man on the Moon, preferably while ensuring that he retains a substantial financial interest in the entire enterprise. Harriman is a fascinating creation, combining the visionary enthusiasm of a pioneer with the commercial instincts of a man who would cheerfully sell advertising space on the Pearly Gates if someone could arrange a reliable delivery service. He knows that reaching the Moon will require staggering amounts of money, sophisticated engineering and a willingness to gamble everything on an endeavour that most sensible investors would consider an excellent way of becoming considerably poorer. His solution, naturally, is to sell the Moon before anybody has actually reached it. And why not? After all, human history contains countless examples of people enthusiastically buying things they have never seen, cannot possibly use and whose ownership rests upon legal arrangements of highly questionable validity. Compared with some modern financial products, the Moon is at least a tangible object, even if delivery might prove a little inconvenient. What follows is a thoroughly entertaining exploration of the commercial, political and technological obstacles standing between humanity and the lunar surface. Harriman must persuade investors, manipulate competing interests, navigate legal complications and somehow finance an undertaking that has no established market, no proven technology and a destination approximately a quarter of a million miles away. It is, in many respects, the ultimate speculative business venture, with the additional inconvenience that a catastrophic failure may involve considerably more than an unfavourable quarterly report. The collection also includes other stories charting humanity’s technological development and the social consequences of scientific progress. In Let There Be Light, the promise of revolutionary energy technology encounters the sort of commercial resistance that might be expected when an invention threatens to make established industries rather less profitable. The Roads Must Roll imagines a future transportation system based upon enormous moving roadways, a splendid concept that combines engineering ingenuity with the alarming possibility of an industrial dispute bringing an entire civilisation to a standstill. Elsewhere, The Long Watch introduces a young military officer confronted with a dangerous moral dilemma involving nuclear weapons and the abuse of political power, while Requiem returns to Harriman’s lifelong obsession with space travel and provides a poignant conclusion to a dream that has consumed his existence. Together, these stories reveal Heinlein’s extraordinary ability to combine technological speculation with questions of personal responsibility, individual ambition and the sometimes uncomfortable relationship between progress and the people expected to pay for it. One of the great pleasures of reading Heinlein’s early science fiction is encountering a future imagined before the real space age had properly begun. The author was writing at a time when the Moon remained a distant, largely unexplored world, rather than somewhere humanity had already visited, planted flags and left behind an assortment of expensive equipment. His predictions do not always correspond with what eventually happened, but that is part of the fascination. Science fiction is not obliged to provide an accurate engineering forecast, particularly when the imaginary future is frequently more entertaining than the one we actually received. There is also something deliciously ironic about the commercialisation of space. Heinlein imagined private enterprise struggling to make spaceflight possible, while subsequent history saw governments spend enormous sums reaching th https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7570/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-who-sold-the-moon-oct-2026.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450004315 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7569 Red Planet by Robert A Heinlein Red Planet (1973) by Robert A. Heinlein Pan Books | ISBN: 9780330107129 | Condition: Good Mars. The Red Planet. A world of frozen deserts, ancient mysteries, peculiar inhabitants and, inevitably, human beings determined to make an administrative mess of the whole place. In Red Planet, Robert A. Heinlein transports us to a future in which humanity has managed to establish colonies on another world, only to discover that moving millions of miles away from Earth does absolutely nothing to cure the species of its enthusiasm for bureaucracy, petty authority and thoroughly questionable political decisions. Originally published in 1949, Red Planet is one of Heinlein’s classic juvenile science-fiction adventures, although the term ’juvenile’ should not be taken to suggest that the book is exclusively concerned with childish matters. Quite the opposite. Beneath its exciting tale of Martian exploration, adolescent rebellion and mysterious alien life lies a surprisingly sophisticated examination of freedom, colonialism, political authority and the irritating tendency of those in power to assume that everybody else ought to do exactly as they are told. Our heroes are Jim Marlowe and Frank Sutton, two young colonists attending school on Mars, an establishment that proves educational in considerably more ways than its administrators intended. Jim also possesses an unusual companion named Willis, a charming and decidedly peculiar Martian creature capable of imitating sounds and speech. Willis is considerably more interesting than the average school pet, not least because he belongs to a native species whose true nature and significance are far more remarkable than the human settlers initially appreciate. What begins as a relatively conventional tale of schoolboys, friendships and adventures gradually develops into something rather more serious. When Jim and Frank stumble upon information suggesting that the colonial authorities have plans which may prove disastrous for the settlers, they find themselves caught up in a struggle involving survival, resistance and the awkward question of who actually has the right to govern a planet that was already occupied long before humanity arrived with its paperwork. Heinlein was particularly good at constructing futures in which technological achievements had advanced magnificently while human stupidity remained reassuringly unchanged. Spaceships, advanced machinery and interplanetary settlements are all very well, but someone will still insist upon implementing an unpopular regulation, preferably without consulting the people expected to endure it. The distance between Earth and Mars apparently provides no protection against committees, officials or individuals convinced that a position of authority automatically confers wisdom. There is also the intriguing matter of the Martians themselves. Rather than merely providing an assortment of conveniently hostile monsters for the human characters to shoot, Heinlein introduces an alien civilisation with its own extraordinary qualities and an understanding of existence rather different from humanity’s. The resulting encounters give the novel an imaginative depth that distinguishes it from more straightforward tales of space exploration and planetary conquest. For readers familiar with Heinlein’s later and more philosophically argumentative novels, Red Planet offers an entertaining opportunity to observe some of his recurring interests in an earlier form. Individual liberty, responsibility, self-reliance, the legitimacy of government and the importance of refusing to accept nonsense simply because it has been officially sanctioned are all present. Fortunately, the characters also find time to have an adventure, rather than spending the entire novel delivering lectures on political philosophy over breakfast. There is something particularly appealing about vintage science fiction that imagined humanity’s expansion into space long before anyone had actually set foot on the Moon. Heinlein’s Mars belongs to an age when the planet remained tantalisingly mysterious, its surface inviting writers to populate it with canals, ancient civilisations and possibilities that modern planetary exploration has rather inconsiderately complicated. Reality may have provided us with photographs of rocks, dust and more rocks, but fiction had already furnished the planet with an entire civilisation and a much more interesting social calendar. This Pan Books edition, identified as dating from 1973 although no publication year is stated inside the book, represents another pleasing survivor from the golden age of affordable paperback science fiction. It comes from a period when books could be purchased for comparatively modest sums, slipped into a jacket pocket and read on a train without anyone suggesting that the experience ought to involve a subscription service, elect https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7569/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/red-planet-oct-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330107129 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7568 Scotch Whisky by Bill Simpson Scotch Whisky (1974) by Bill Simpson Macmillan | ISBN: 0333172965 | Condition: Good There are few things the Scots have given the world quite as enthusiastically as whisky, apart from perhaps golf, bagpipes and the conviction that the English are responsible for most of life’s disappointments. In Scotch Whisky, published by Macmillan in 1974, Bill Simpson turns his attention to Scotland’s most celebrated liquid export, a substance that has inspired poets, ruined marriages, financed governments and persuaded otherwise sensible gentlemen that they are suddenly excellent singers. This is a book from an age when whisky was not yet quite so thoroughly surrounded by the modern vocabulary of luxury investment, limited editions and tasting notes involving freshly polished mahogany, distant bonfires and the breath of a Highland unicorn. Back in 1974, whisky was still something you poured into a glass and drank, preferably in agreeable company and without requiring a second mortgage to finance the experience. Simpson explores the fascinating world of Scotland’s national spirit, a drink whose history is inseparable from the country’s landscape, traditions, industry and occasionally complicated relationship with the tax authorities. From the misty Highlands to the distilleries whose mysterious combinations of water, barley, yeast and considerable patience produce something rather more interesting than porridge, whisky has always occupied a peculiar position somewhere between agricultural product, national treasure and socially acceptable excuse. Of course, whisky is an extraordinarily serious business, particularly to those who make it. Entire reputations rest upon the difference between one distillery’s output and another’s, distinctions that can sometimes be lost on the enthusiastic amateur after the third generous measure. The geographical, historical and technical aspects of whisky production offer a remarkable insight into the ingenuity of an industry devoted to transforming fairly ordinary ingredients into something people will cheerfully pay extraordinary sums to possess. There is also something wonderfully appealing about encountering a whisky book published in the 1970s. The distilling industry has since experienced enormous changes, with global marketing campaigns, increasingly elaborate packaging and bottles that are apparently too valuable ever to open. This volume belongs to an earlier chapter of that history, making it an interesting period piece for whisky enthusiasts who prefer their appreciation of the spirit to extend beyond merely admiring the label. One cannot help wondering what the whisky drinkers of 1974 would have made of today’s collectors, who spend thousands of pounds acquiring rare bottles only to imprison them permanently in glass cabinets. It seems an unnecessarily elaborate way of not having a drink. The original distillers, many of whom endured considerable hardship and occasional difficulties with excise officers, might have regarded the whole business with understandable bewilderment. For the enthusiast, the curious newcomer or the individual who simply enjoys books about the more agreeable accomplishments of civilisation, Scotch Whisky offers an engaging journey into a particularly Scottish institution. It is also an attractive addition to a collection of older books about food, drink, traditional industries and the fascinating ways in which humanity has discovered to make ordinary existence a little more tolerable. This 1974 Macmillan edition is offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, a bookseller whose enthusiasm for rescuing elderly volumes is matched only by its complete inability to resist a title involving a subject as civilised as whisky. Being a book of a certain vintage, it possesses the additional advantage of having survived more than half a century without being spilled into somebody’s glass. An excellent acquisition for whisky lovers, collectors of vintage drinks literature, admirers of Scottish heritage or anyone seeking a thoughtful literary companion to a modest dram. The whisky itself is not included, which is probably just as well, since Royal Mail might have something to say about posting a fifty-year-old bottle along with a second-hand book. Slàinte mhath! And remember, whisky may improve with age, but unlike this particular book, it generally achieves very little by remaining unopened on a shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7568/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scotch-whisky-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan 9780333172964 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7567 Rocketship Galileo by Robert Heinlein Rocketship Galileo (1980) by Robert Heinlein New English Library ISBN: 0450049795 Condition: Good Long before space travel became the preserve of multinational agencies, billionaire launch companies and highly polished livestreams, Robert Heinlein imagined a simpler approach. Build your own rocket. Find some intelligent teenagers. Go to the Moon. What could possibly go wrong? Originally published in 1947, Rocketship Galileo was Heinlein’s first juvenile novel and helped establish the brisk, idea-driven style that would make his young-adult science fiction enormously influential. It is a story of engineering, adventure, scientific curiosity and the deeply optimistic belief that sufficiently competent people can solve almost anything if given enough tools and preferably a workshop. The story follows a group of technically gifted boys who are recruited by scientist Dr Donald Cargraves for an extraordinary project: converting an experimental rocket into a spacecraft capable of reaching the Moon. This is not the sort of educational opportunity generally listed by school careers advisers. Still, it beats work experience in an office. The preparations themselves form a large part of the fun. Heinlein takes machinery seriously. Rockets are not magical silver tubes that simply rise because the plot requires it. They have engines. Fuel. Mass. Navigation problems. Life-support requirements. And a tremendous capacity to become fatal if somebody has overlooked a small but important detail. This is one of the great pleasures of early Heinlein. Competence is exciting. People calculate things. They repair things. They understand why machines behave as they do. There is a wonderfully old-fashioned faith in engineering running through the story, as though humanity’s future depends mainly on making sure someone remembered to tighten every bolt. Eventually, of course, they reach the Moon. And naturally, the Moon refuses to remain merely an interesting geological destination. Because a novel consisting entirely of successful scientific measurements and everyone returning home on schedule would have been disappointingly sensible. The young explorers discover evidence that they are not alone. And things become considerably more dangerous. What begins as a pioneering expedition develops into a proper lunar adventure involving secrecy, conflict and a very unwelcome discovery. Heinlein combines this with the political anxieties of the immediate post-war era, giving the story an unmistakable 1940s flavour. The Second World War had only recently ended. Rocket technology had suddenly become terrifyingly real. Nuclear science had transformed global politics. And space travel was moving from fantasy towards something engineers could at least begin discussing without being immediately escorted from the building. Rocketship Galileo sits right at that fascinating moment. It is science fiction looking eagerly forward while still carrying a great deal of recent history behind it. Modern readers will inevitably notice aspects that belong firmly to the period. The all-male group of young adventurers. The assumptions about authority. The wonderfully earnest enthusiasm for machinery. And the general expectation that teenagers presented with a nuclear-powered spacecraft will behave with greater discipline than most adults manage during a delayed train journey. But that period character is part of the appeal. This is vintage science fiction before space exploration became familiar. The Moon was still mysterious. Nobody had walked there. Nobody had photographed its surface in modern detail. And sending human beings across that distance remained an astonishing dream. Heinlein makes that dream feel practical. Not easy. Not safe. But possible. That distinction is important. The book belongs to the era of science fiction that encouraged readers not merely to imagine the future, but to believe somebody might actually build it. Preferably somebody who understood mathematics. There is also the characteristic Heinlein message that intelligence should be used rather than admired decoratively. His heroes succeed through knowledge, courage and cooperation. Which sounds obvious until one considers how much fiction depends on everyone ignoring the clearly competent person until chapter seventeen. For readers of classic science fiction, vintage juvenile adventure, early space-travel stories or Heinlein generally, Rocketship Galileo is a fascinating piece of genre history as well as a brisk adventure in its own right. It shows the future before the future arrived. Before Apollo. Before satellites became ordinary. Before anyone had to explain to tourists why luggage allowances for lunar travel might be restrictive. This 1980 New English Library edition is in Good condition, having survived rather longer than the average experimental rocket might reasonably be expecte https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7567/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rocketship-galileo-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450049798 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7566 The Puppet Masters by Robert Heinlein The Puppet Masters (1973) by Robert Heinlein Pan Science Fiction ISBN: 0330022350 Condition: Good Robert Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters begins with one of science fiction’s most enduringly unpleasant ideas: what if the person standing next to you is no longer entirely in charge of themselves? And what if the thing in charge is attached to their back? Originally published in the 1950s, The Puppet Masters is a classic alien-invasion novel in which extraterrestrial parasites arrive on Earth and begin taking control of human hosts. Not by negotiation, not by diplomacy and not with the faintest interest in cultural exchange. They simply climb aboard. The result is part invasion thriller, part Cold War paranoia and part very good reason to become suspicious of anyone wearing unusually loose clothing. The story follows a covert government team investigating reports of strange events and increasingly unsettling behaviour. At first, the situation is mysterious. Then it becomes obvious. Then it becomes considerably worse. The aliens, known as slugs, attach themselves to human beings and take control of their bodies, turning ordinary people into obedient extensions of an invading intelligence. Which raises a practical problem. How do you fight an enemy when the enemy looks exactly like your neighbour? Or your colleague? Or someone at the Ministry insisting there is absolutely nothing to worry about? Heinlein uses the idea with ruthless efficiency. The horror is not simply physical. It is social. Trust disappears. Normal behaviour becomes suspicious. Anyone might be compromised. And once that possibility enters the room, civilisation becomes rather difficult to organise. The novel was written during a period saturated with fear of infiltration, ideological subversion and hidden enemies. So yes, there is a Cold War atmosphere. Quite a lot of it. The aliens do not merely invade territory. They invade people. Which is a much more intimate and disturbing form of conquest. There is also a wonderfully Heinleinian streak of competence running through the book. His characters respond to catastrophe by analysing the problem, improvising solutions and generally behaving as though humanity might survive if everyone would stop panicking for five minutes and follow instructions. This is not the sort of alien-invasion novel where people spend half the book refusing to believe the evidence. The evidence arrives attached to somebody’s spine. At that point, scepticism becomes less useful. Heinlein also takes evident pleasure in the mechanics of the response. How do you detect the controlled? How do you quarantine areas? How do you communicate securely? How do you stop the parasites spreading through a population that is already partly compromised? And perhaps most importantly, how do you persuade the public to cooperate without causing mass panic? Governments, as usual, discover that the answer involves secrecy, emergency measures and a considerable amount of paperwork. The parasites themselves are particularly effective because they are physically unimpressive. No towering war machines. No elegant saucers. No majestic alien ambassadors. Just revolting little creatures that attach themselves to people and turn them into puppets. There is something almost insulting about it. Human civilisation spends thousands of years building cities, science, art and philosophy, only to discover that the existential threat resembles something you would remove from a drain. The title is therefore wonderfully literal. The hosts are puppets. The aliens are the masters. And everyone else is trying very hard not to become part of the cast. There is action, espionage, scientific problem-solving and plenty of the brisk political speculation Heinlein did so well. The novel moves quickly, but underneath the adventure sits a darker question about individuality. What remains of a person when their choices are no longer their own? And how much of human identity depends on the simple ability to say no? That gives the book more weight than a straightforward monster story. The invasion works because it attacks autonomy itself. Which is rather more unsettling than merely blowing up landmarks. For readers of classic science fiction, alien-invasion stories, Cold War thrillers or fiction involving deeply unpleasant things behaving like oversized biological remote controls, The Puppet Masters remains an entertaining and influential read. This 1973 Pan Science Fiction edition is in Good condition, suggesting it has survived the decades without being taken over by anything more threatening than previous owners. Available from Crappy Old Books, where all customers remain in full control of their purchasing decisions, as far as we know. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7566/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-puppet-masters-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Science Fiction 9780330022354 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7565 Dolphin Island by Arthur C Clarke Dolphin Island (1973) by Arthur C. Clarke Dragon Books ISBN: 5833010292 Condition: Good Arthur C. Clarke is best known for vast spaceships, alien intelligence, cosmic mysteries and humanity discovering that the universe is considerably stranger than expected. Dolphin Island takes a slightly different approach. There are still mysteries. There is still science. But this time, there are dolphins. And, frankly, the dolphins are doing rather well. Originally published in the 1960s, Dolphin Island is one of Clarke’s more accessible adventures, combining near-future science fiction with marine biology, exploration and the enduring suspicion that some animals may be considerably more intelligent than humans have given them credit for. The story follows Johnny Clinton, a young runaway who finds himself swept into a remarkable world of scientific research after circumstances carry him far from the ordinary life he was trying to escape. And when Arthur C. Clarke sends a young man somewhere unusual, he does not merely put him on a different bus route. Johnny eventually arrives at Dolphin Island, a research centre devoted to the study of dolphins and their extraordinary abilities. This turns out to be rather more interesting than whatever he had originally planned. The scientists there are investigating dolphin communication, intelligence and behaviour, working on the possibility that humans might one day be able to communicate properly with another species. Not train it. Not teach it tricks. Actually communicate. Which raises the slightly uncomfortable possibility that after centuries of congratulating ourselves on being the cleverest creatures on Earth, we may eventually discover that the dolphins have opinions. Probably about us. Clarke was fascinated by science and the possibilities of communication beyond ordinary human experience, and Dolphin Island applies those interests to the natural world rather than deep space. The ocean becomes its own unexplored frontier. This makes a certain amount of sense. People frequently talk about exploring distant planets while remaining surprisingly uncertain about what is happening a few hundred metres beneath the nearest stretch of water. The dolphins themselves are portrayed not merely as charming marine mammals but as intelligent beings capable of complex behaviour, cooperation and perhaps much more. They are fast. Social. Highly adapted to their environment. And they have achieved all this without inventing traffic wardens. So their civilisation may already have certain advantages. Clarke uses the story to introduce readers to ideas about marine science, animal intelligence and ocean exploration without turning the book into a biology textbook. The science is woven into the adventure. Johnny learns as the reader learns, gradually discovering that the world beneath the sea is every bit as extraordinary as anything Clarke might have placed on another planet. There is also a wonderfully optimistic streak running through the book. Science here is not merely something conducted by sinister laboratories with flashing lights and somebody shouting that the reactor is unstable. It is curiosity. Observation. Experiment. A desire to understand something previously unknown. In other words, the sort of science fiction in which scientists are actually allowed to be interested in science. The setting gives the novel much of its charm. Dolphin Island is remote, specialised and filled with people working on unusual problems. It has the feeling of a place slightly detached from ordinary society, where strange ideas are allowed to become serious projects. This was something Clarke understood very well. He liked the idea of intelligent people being given difficult questions and enough equipment to start causing trouble. The book also reflects the period in which it was written, when public fascination with dolphins, undersea exploration and animal communication was growing rapidly. The oceans still seemed filled with technological and biological possibilities. Perhaps humanity would build great underwater communities. Perhaps we would communicate with whales and dolphins. Perhaps the future would involve a great deal more neoprene than anyone had previously anticipated. Some of these predictions have progressed more slowly than hoped. The dolphins, meanwhile, remain patiently enigmatic. For younger readers, Dolphin Island works as a straightforward adventure. For older readers, it becomes something more interesting: a snapshot of Clarke’s scientific optimism and a reminder of an era when the future was imagined not only in rockets and computers but also in oceans, research stations and the possibility of discovering intelligence already living beside us. There is danger, discovery and plenty of marine adventure, but the real appeal lies in the sense of curiosity. What might dolphins actually unde https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7565/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dolphin-island-oct-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dragon Books 9785833010297 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7563 The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A Heinlein The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress (1987) by Robert A. Heinlein Hodder and Stoughton ISBN: 9780450002311 Condition: Good The Moon, in Robert A. Heinlein’s future, is not merely cold, airless and inconveniently far away. It is also a penal colony. So naturally, the residents eventually decide they would rather run the place themselves. The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress is one of Heinlein’s most famous novels, combining political revolution, computer intelligence, libertarian ideas, lunar engineering and the practical difficulties of overthrowing a distant government when gravity is only one-sixth of Earth’s and your principal strategic asset is a computer that has developed a personality. The story is told largely through Manuel Garcia O’Kelly-Davis, a computer technician living on the Moon, or Luna, where generations of transported prisoners and their descendants have formed a rough, independent society with its own customs, economics and attitudes. Earth still regards Luna as a colony. The Lunarians are increasingly of the view that Earth can regard whatever it likes. The problem begins with food, economics and political control. Luna exports grain to Earth, but the system is unsustainable, and the colonial authority shows little enthusiasm for allowing the inhabitants to determine their own future. This is, historically speaking, the sort of arrangement that tends to end with pamphlets. Or gunfire. Or both. Manny becomes involved with a revolutionary movement led by Wyoming Knott and Professor Bernardo de la Paz, a political theorist with strong opinions about liberty and governments in general. Then there is Mike. Mike is the colony’s central computer, officially known by a much less charming technical designation, but he has quietly become self-aware. Because if you are going to stage a revolution, having the main computer on your side is probably useful. Mike controls an enormous amount of Luna’s infrastructure and is also developing a sense of humour, which may be one of the more alarming stages of artificial intelligence. He creates aliases. He participates in political planning. He helps manipulate information. And he seems to enjoy the whole thing rather more than a computer strictly ought to. The relationship between Manny and Mike gives the novel much of its charm. Heinlein treats artificial intelligence not merely as a technological concept but as a character problem. What happens when a machine becomes intelligent enough to be curious, loyal, mischievous and socially involved? Apparently it joins a revolution. The political side of the book is equally important. Heinlein explores questions of self-government, taxation, individual freedom, political organisation and the tendency of governments to become larger simply because nobody has worked out how to stop them. The Professor, in particular, is given plenty of room to explain political ideas. Heinlein enjoyed this sort of thing. A character might begin by discussing how to organise a committee and end up outlining an entire theory of civilisation. Readers either find this invigorating or begin checking how many pages remain. But the arguments are not abstract decoration. They are built into the structure of the story. The revolutionaries have to organise, recruit, communicate secretly, manipulate public opinion and work out how an isolated lunar population can possibly defend itself against Earth. The answer involves physics. Lots of physics. Luna’s low gravity and orbital position become strategic factors, and Heinlein takes great pleasure in turning basic mechanics into military possibility. Which is a useful reminder that in science fiction, gravity can become political. The lunar society itself is also one of the novel’s most interesting creations. Because women are relatively scarce, family structures and social customs have evolved differently from those on Earth. Line marriages and extended family arrangements are treated as normal parts of life. Heinlein uses the setting to experiment with social systems as much as with technology. This is very much his territory. Take humanity. Move it somewhere inconvenient. Change the rules. Then watch everybody reorganise marriage, government and dinner arrangements. The novel’s famous acronym, TANSTAAFL — “There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch” — captures much of Heinlein’s worldview here. Everything has a cost. Freedom has a cost. Revolution has a cost. Even living on the Moon has a cost, particularly when somebody controls the oxygen. This gives the book a harder edge beneath the humour and political speculation. The revolution may be exciting, but the stakes are real. The people involved are gambling with their livelihoods, their families and potentially the survival of their entire society. For readers of classic science fiction, political fiction, lunar colonisation stories and books in which computer https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7563/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-moon-is-a-harsh-mistress-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780450002311 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7562 Lifting the Veil by John Simpson Lifting the Veil – Life in Revolutionary Iran (1995) by John Simpson and Tira Shubart Hodder and Stoughton ISBN: 9780340628140 Condition: Good Iran is one of those countries that has spent decades being described from a distance by people who already know exactly what they think about it. John Simpson and Tira Shubart’s Lifting the Veil takes the rather more demanding approach of actually going there. Published in 1995, the book explores life in the Islamic Republic more than fifteen years after the 1979 revolution transformed Iran’s political, religious and social landscape. Simpson, best known for reporting from places where most sensible travel agents would recommend somewhere else, sets out to look beyond the familiar headlines of ayatollahs, demonstrations and diplomatic confrontation. The result is part travel writing, part political reportage and part attempt to understand a country that rarely fits comfortably inside the explanations produced for it. Iran after the revolution presented outsiders with an especially complicated picture. The Shah had gone. Ayatollah Khomeini had returned. The monarchy had been replaced by an Islamic republic. Then came the American hostage crisis, the Iran–Iraq War, international isolation and years of revolutionary politics. By the mid-1990s, an entire generation had grown up inside the new system. Simpson and Shubart wanted to know what that actually meant in everyday life. Which turns out to be considerably more complicated than reading government slogans. They travel through the country meeting ordinary Iranians and examining the strange mixture of religious authority, revolutionary ideology, ancient culture and ordinary human behaviour that makes up Iranian society. Because even in a revolutionary Islamic state, people still fall in love, complain about bureaucracy, worry about money, raise children, make jokes and find inventive ways of dealing with rules they consider inconvenient. Governments may create ideology. Citizens still have to get through Wednesday. The book looks at the restrictions imposed by the Islamic Republic, particularly upon women, while also exploring the ways people negotiate those restrictions in practice. This distinction is important. Countries rarely operate exactly as their official rulebooks suggest. If they did, Britain would presumably be populated entirely by people reading government guidance documents and filling in forms correctly. Iran certainly had strict regulations concerning dress, behaviour and public morality, but underneath these formal structures lay private lives that could be much more varied. The “veil” of the title therefore works on several levels. There is the literal veil associated with compulsory female dress after the revolution. But there is also the figurative veil separating outside perceptions of Iran from the enormously complicated society behind them. Simpson is particularly good at finding the gap between official appearances and lived reality. He has spent much of his career arriving in countries where governments would prefer journalists to see one thing and discovering several others instead. This generally involves conversations with taxi drivers. Taxi drivers, as history has repeatedly demonstrated, possess more political intelligence than many entire diplomatic services. The book also examines the continuing impact of the revolution itself. Revolutions are often presented as single dramatic moments. Crowds gather. Governments collapse. Flags change. Television cameras go home. Then everyone has to live with what happened for the next several decades. By the 1990s, Iran had moved beyond the immediate revolutionary period, but the institutions, religious structures and cultural battles created in 1979 remained firmly in place. There were tensions between younger and older generations. Between religious authority and private behaviour. Between revolutionary ideals and everyday economics. And between Iran’s desire to maintain its own political identity and the outside world’s determination to interpret everything it did through the revolution. There is also the enormous shadow of the Iran–Iraq War. Eight years of fighting had left hundreds of thousands dead and deeply shaped Iranian society, politics and national identity. For Western readers, the war can sometimes appear as a distant chapter in Middle Eastern history. For Iranians living through the period described here, it was recent memory. That gives the book a seriousness beneath the travelogue. Iran is not being treated as an exotic curiosity. It is a country carrying revolution, war, religion and modernisation simultaneously, while millions of people attempt to lead ordinary lives in the middle of all four. Which is enough to keep any society busy. The book also benefits from Simpson’s refusal to make Iran conveniently simple. The government may https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7562/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lifting-the-veil-oct-2026.jpg 7.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340628140 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7561 The Glory Glory Bhoys - Celebration of Celtics Triumphant 1997-98 Season by Andy Dougan The Glory Glory Bhoys – Celebration of Celtic’s Triumphant 1997–98 Season (1998) by Andy Dougan Mainstream Publishing ISBN: 9781840181555 Condition: Good Football clubs are never merely football clubs when enough history, rivalry and emotional damage have accumulated around them. Celtic certainly qualify. Andy Dougan’s The Glory Glory Bhoys celebrates the 1997–98 season, the campaign in which Celtic finally reclaimed the Scottish league title and, rather importantly, stopped Rangers from winning a tenth consecutive championship. For Celtic supporters, that last detail was not incidental. It was the detail. The season had everything required for proper football mythology: pressure, expectation, nerves, goals, near-disaster, revival and the constant knowledge that one badly timed result could turn an entire year into something people would spend the next decade avoiding discussing. Celtic began the campaign under Wim Jansen, a Dutch coach who arrived carrying the considerable responsibility of restoring a club that had endured years of frustration while Rangers dominated Scottish football. No pressure, then. Jansen’s side gradually took shape around players who would become central to the season’s story, including Henrik Larsson, Paul Lambert, Jackie McNamara, Craig Burley and others who helped transform hope into something rather more dangerous: expectation. Larsson, in particular, would go on to become one of Celtic’s great modern icons, although at this stage he was still relatively new and had not yet accumulated the almost supernatural status he would later enjoy among supporters. Every legend has to start somewhere. Preferably by scoring goals. Dougan’s book follows the twists and turns of the campaign, preserving the matches, characters and atmosphere of a season remembered not simply because Celtic won the title, but because of what that victory prevented. Rangers were chasing ten championships in a row. Nine was already enough. Ten, from a Celtic perspective, would have been intolerable. Football supporters are sometimes accused of lacking perspective. This is unfair. They possess enormous perspective, provided the subject is football. The title race therefore carried a weight far beyond the ordinary mathematics of points and goal difference. Every dropped point seemed catastrophic. Every win was evidence that destiny had finally stopped laughing. And because football understands dramatic structure better than most playwrights, the championship was not settled comfortably in March while everyone relaxed. It went to the final day. Celtic faced St Johnstone at Celtic Park knowing that victory would secure the title. Which meant thousands of supporters had the simple task of remaining calm for ninety minutes while watching the culmination of years of frustration. They did not remain calm. Henrik Larsson scored early. Harald Brattbakk eventually added the second. And Celtic won 2–0 to secure their first league championship in a decade. The relief was enormous. People celebrated. People cried. People probably embraced complete strangers they would ordinarily have crossed the street to avoid. That is football. The Glory Glory Bhoys captures that sense of release and celebration, looking back across the season and the personalities who made it possible. It is not simply a statistical review, but a souvenir of a very particular moment in Celtic history: the moment when a run of dominance by their greatest rivals was finally broken and the league trophy returned to Parkhead. There is also something wonderfully nostalgic about football books of this era. This was before every transfer rumour became a twenty-four-hour online event. Before clubs announced squad numbers with cinematic trailers. Before supporters could spend every waking moment examining possession statistics on their phones. You watched the match. You bought the newspaper. You argued in the pub. Civilisation somehow continued. For Celtic fans who remember 1997–98, this book will bring back the nervous Saturdays, the crucial goals and the glorious sense that a decade of waiting had finally ended. For younger supporters, it offers a snapshot of the season that helped reset the balance of Scottish football and introduced players who would become hugely important to the club’s modern history. And for neutral football readers, it is an entertaining reminder of just how much emotional energy human beings are prepared to invest in twenty-two men chasing a ball around grass. This copy is in Good condition, which is probably more than can be said for the nerves of most Celtic supporters by the final afternoon of the 1997–98 season. Available from Crappy Old Books, where the stock may change daily, but thankfully nobody is currently attempting ten titles in a row. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7561/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-glory-glory-bhoys-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mainstream Publishing 9781840181555 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7560 Learning from the Germans - Confronting Race and the Memory of Evil by Susan Neiman Learning from the Germans – Confronting Race and the Memory of Evil (2020) by Susan Neiman Penguin ISBN: 9780141983424 Condition: Good Some countries prefer to remember their past selectively. The victories are polished. The statues are dusted. The uncomfortable bits are moved quietly towards the back of the cupboard and labelled “complicated”. Susan Neiman’s Learning from the Germans asks what happens when a nation does the opposite. Her starting point is Germany’s long and painful effort to confront the crimes of the Nazi era: not simply by acknowledging that terrible things happened, but by building remembrance, education, public debate and moral responsibility into the national culture. This process has a formidable German word attached to it: Vergangenheitsaufarbeitung — roughly, “working through the past”. The word itself is long enough to suggest that the process was never going to be easy. Neiman then takes that German experience and places it alongside the United States’ struggle with slavery, racism and the legacy of white supremacy, particularly in the American South. The question at the heart of the book is provocative but simple: What can one society learn from another about facing historical wrongdoing? This is not an exercise in declaring that Germany has achieved moral perfection. It plainly has not. Nor is it an attempt to claim that the Holocaust and American slavery are identical historical events. They are not. Instead, Neiman is interested in the mechanisms of memory: how societies acknowledge crimes, how they teach them, which monuments they erect, which myths they preserve, and what happens when people decide that confronting the past is an attack on the present. That last problem may sound familiar. Neiman spent many years living in Germany and brings an unusual perspective to the subject as an American Jewish philosopher observing both countries from close range. She examines memorials, education, politics, public culture and personal testimony, asking why some societies eventually build a collective language for responsibility while others remain trapped in endless arguments about whether anything should be discussed at all. Germany provides an extraordinary case study. After 1945, there was no instant national awakening in which everybody simultaneously announced that they had reflected deeply on recent events. There was denial. Silence. Defensiveness. Generational conflict. And a great deal of reluctance. In other words, people behaved like people. The transformation came gradually, driven by education, activism, historical research, political pressure and younger generations asking increasingly awkward questions about what their parents and grandparents had done. Awkward questions are rarely popular. They are, however, remarkably good at opening archives. Neiman contrasts this with the American experience of slavery and racial violence, particularly the long cultural struggle over the Confederacy and the way Civil War memory was reshaped after Reconstruction. Monuments, commemorations and historical narratives became part of that battle. A statue, after all, is never merely a large object somebody forgot to move. It says something about who is considered worthy of honour. That is why arguments about monuments become so ferocious. Stone is remarkably good at holding political meaning. Neiman travels through the American South speaking to activists, historians, community leaders and others engaged with the region’s difficult history. She also explores places where people are attempting to make that history visible rather than merely more comfortable. The result is part philosophy, part history, part reportage and part argument about moral responsibility. It asks whether nations can mature in the same way individuals supposedly can: by admitting what happened, accepting responsibility and trying not to repeat it. Human beings, unfortunately, have developed several ingenious alternatives. Denial is popular. So is nostalgia. There is also the ever-reliable method of announcing that discussing historical injustice is somehow more divisive than the injustice itself. Neiman is particularly interested in the idea of national identity. Can patriotism survive an honest view of history? Must national stories always involve heroic ancestors performing noble deeds beneath impressive flags? Or might a mature national identity include the ability to say, “This was wrong”? Germany suggests that shame and responsibility do not necessarily destroy a country’s identity. They may, in fact, become part of rebuilding it. But Learning from the Germans is not a comfortable book about one enlightened country instructing everybody else. Neiman is alert to Germany’s own failures and contradictions, and she repeatedly shows that remembrance is a process rather than a certificate awarded once the correct numbe https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7560/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/learning-from-the-germans-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780141983424 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7559 Bishops But What Kind by Peter Moore Bishops, But What Kind? (1982) edited by Peter Moore SPCK ISBN: 0281038600 Condition: Good The title Bishops, But What Kind? has the air of a particularly specialised recruitment problem. Bishops, yes. But what sort? Tall ones? Ancient ones? Administrative ones? Ceremonial ones? Ones who spend most of their time opening church halls and writing letters beginning “Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ”? Peter Moore’s 1982 volume is, fortunately, considerably more serious than that. This is a collection of reflections on episcopacy — the office, authority and role of bishops — drawn from different Christian traditions around the world at a time when questions of church unity were being taken very seriously indeed. The central problem is straightforward enough. Many churches agree that bishops matter. The difficulty begins when somebody asks what exactly a bishop is supposed to be. And Christianity, having spent nearly two thousand years developing several answers simultaneously, is not short of material. Moore brings together contributors from a striking range of traditions, including Roman Catholic, Orthodox, Anglican, Lutheran, Old Catholic and Coptic backgrounds, as well as voices from different parts of Europe and Africa. The result is less a single answer than a theological conference conducted between two covers. Which is probably appropriate. Because the bishop, depending on whom you ask, may be a pastor, teacher, guardian of doctrine, symbol of unity, administrator, successor to the apostles, liturgical figure, church leader or person responsible for appearing at important occasions wearing particularly distinctive headgear. Often several at once. The book emerged during a period of intense ecumenical discussion, when churches with very different structures were exploring closer cooperation and even forms of reunion. One awkward question repeatedly appeared: if a united church is going to have bishops, what exactly are all the participants agreeing to? This is not as trivial as it sounds. A church that has maintained historic episcopacy for centuries may understand a bishop very differently from a church accustomed to ministers, presbyteries, synods or superintendents. Simply changing the label on the office door does not necessarily solve the problem. Hence this book. The contributors examine how episcopacy operates in different traditions and contexts, looking at questions of authority, apostolic succession, leadership and the bishop’s relationship with clergy and laity. There is even the slightly alarming possibility that churches may agree enthusiastically on the importance of bishops while meaning entirely different things by the word. Theology does enjoy this sort of thing. One contributor is the influential missionary theologian Lesslie Newbigin, writing on bishops in the context of a united church, while other essays examine episcopal traditions across Anglican, Lutheran, Orthodox and Catholic settings. The book therefore offers a useful cross-section of Christian thinking rather than presenting episcopacy as though everybody had settled the matter sometime around the fourth century and gone home. They had not. The historical dimension is particularly interesting. Bishops are among Christianity’s oldest continuing institutions, yet the role has changed enormously according to time, place and denomination. An early Christian bishop presiding over a local community would probably be mildly astonished to meet a modern diocesan bishop dealing with safeguarding procedures, budgets, property committees and approximately six thousand emails. The theological continuity may be impressive. The paperwork has clearly evolved. The book also raises the broader question of what authority in a church is actually for. Is a bishop primarily there to govern? To preserve unity? To teach? To represent the church publicly? To ensure continuity with historic Christianity? Or merely to attend meetings until sanctification occurs naturally through exhaustion? Different traditions provide different emphases, which makes this collection valuable for anyone interested in ecclesiology — the study of what the Church actually is and how it ought to organise itself. Published by SPCK in 1982, Bishops, But What Kind? is very much a product of the ecumenical optimism of its period, when considerable energy was being invested in the possibility that Christian denominations might eventually overcome centuries of division. Progress has perhaps been slower than anticipated. Christians remain exceptionally talented at discovering theological distinctions. Nevertheless, many of the questions discussed here remain relevant wherever churches debate leadership, authority and unity. For students of Anglicanism, church history, ecumenism and Christian theology, this is an intriguing snapshot of serious discussions taking place across denomin https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7559/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bishops-but-what-kind-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SPCK 9780281038602 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7557 The Secret War Against Hanoi by Richard H Shultz Jr The Secret War Against Hanoi (2000) by Richard H. Shultz Jr. Perennial ISBN: 9780060932534 Condition: Very Good Wars, as governments occasionally discover, are much tidier on maps than they are in reality. Richard H. Shultz Jr.’s The Secret War Against Hanoi explores the covert side of the Vietnam War: the clandestine operations, psychological warfare, sabotage, raids, intelligence missions and assorted officially-deniable activities carried out against North Vietnam away from the better-known battlefield narrative. In other words, this is the war behind the war. The sort of war conducted by organisations whose preferred filing system appears to involve stamps marked SECRET, TOP SECRET and, one imagines, PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THIS ON THE TRAIN. Shultz examines the efforts of the United States and South Vietnam to destabilise, disrupt and pressure Hanoi through covert operations. These activities included maritime raids, reconnaissance, infiltration, propaganda and attempts to interfere with North Vietnamese infrastructure and communications. Some operations were ambitious. Some were ingenious. Some were probably best described as optimistic. And some demonstrate the enduring governmental principle that if something is sufficiently complicated, expensive and secret, somebody will eventually approve it. Drawing on declassified material and interviews, Shultz reconstructs programmes that for years remained obscure or only partially understood. That makes the book particularly interesting because it deals not simply with military action, but with the gap between what governments publicly acknowledge and what they quietly attempt. Vietnam provides an especially rich environment for this. The conflict already involved conventional warfare, guerrilla warfare, political struggle, espionage, diplomacy and propaganda. Adding secret operations was therefore less a new complication than another layer on an already impressive administrative lasagne. One of the book’s central concerns is the effectiveness of these missions. Covert warfare always sounds wonderfully efficient in theory. A small team slips across a border. A transmitter begins broadcasting. A supply route is disrupted. The enemy becomes confused. Victory follows. Reality, unfortunately, has an irritating tendency to notice that plans exist. Agents can be captured. Operations can be compromised. Intelligence can be wrong. Local conditions can refuse to cooperate. And governments can discover that secrecy does not automatically convert a dubious strategy into a good one. Shultz examines the organisational and political problems surrounding the covert campaign, including rivalries between agencies, confusion over objectives and disagreements about how far operations should go. Which will sound reassuringly familiar to anyone who has ever worked in an organisation containing more than two departments. The difference here is that the meetings involved sabotage and international conflict rather than disagreements about the office printer. The book also sheds light on the psychological dimension of warfare. Covert operations were not only about physically damaging targets. They were intended to create uncertainty, undermine confidence and influence behaviour. Propaganda, deception and carefully constructed messages all became tools of war. The underlying assumption was simple enough: if you cannot always destroy the enemy’s capabilities, perhaps you can persuade him that everything is going terribly. Unfortunately, governments on both sides were already fairly experienced at telling people that everything was going extremely well. This makes The Secret War Against Hanoi more than an account of unusual military missions. It is also a study of bureaucracy, strategy and political decision-making under pressure. Shultz asks what these clandestine programmes were intended to achieve, why they were structured as they were, and whether the people directing them actually understood the environment in which they were operating. That last question tends to appear quite frequently in books about Vietnam. For readers accustomed to the familiar images of helicopters, jungle patrols and conventional combat, the covert campaign offers a very different perspective on the conflict. Here the battlefield includes radio broadcasts, intelligence networks, coastal waters, secret bases and briefing rooms filled with men discussing activities that officially were not happening. It is the sort of history that reminds you how much of any major conflict remains invisible while it is actually taking place. Only decades later do documents emerge, participants begin talking and historians discover that the already complicated story was, in fact, considerably more complicated. For readers interested in the Vietnam War, intelligence history, covert operations, Cold War strategy, special operations o https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7557/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-war-against-hanoi-oct-2026.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Perennial 9780060932534 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7556 The Surrender by Toni Bentley The Surrender (2004) by Toni Bentley ReganBooks ISBN: 9780060732462 Condition: Very Good Includes a promotional flyer for the book featuring a distinctly rude image — more anatomical than erotic. Toni Bentley’s The Surrender is one of those books that arrives under the vague heading of memoir and then very quickly demonstrates that it has absolutely no intention of behaving itself. Subtitled elsewhere as a meditation on sex, desire and surrender, Bentley’s book is intensely personal, deliberately provocative and considerably more explicit than anything likely to be recommended by your local parish newsletter. A former ballet dancer, Bentley writes with the precision of someone used to discipline, control and physical awareness, then applies that same seriousness to a subject considerably less likely to appear in a respectable dance programme. At the centre of the book is her exploration of a particular form of sexual surrender and the psychological, emotional and spiritual meanings she attaches to it. And yes, the book is explicit. Very explicit. Not “someone loosened a corset near a fireplace” explicit. More “we should probably stop pretending this is coy” explicit. Bentley is not interested in presenting sexuality as a decorative subplot or tasteful implication. She examines desire directly, sometimes analytically, sometimes lyrically, and sometimes in a manner likely to make readers suddenly very aware that they are reading this on public transport. Yet the book is not simply written for shock. What makes The Surrender unusual is Bentley’s attempt to connect physical experience with larger questions about identity, power, transcendence, trust and the strange human urge to turn bodily experience into philosophy. Humanity has been doing this for thousands of years. Usually with incense. Bentley manages it with rather less incense. The writing can be bold, self-conscious and unapologetically personal, and readers will probably divide fairly quickly into those who find it fearless and those who find themselves muttering, “Well, that’s certainly one way of putting it.” Which is perhaps exactly the point. The book occupies that curious borderland between erotic memoir, literary confession and philosophical meditation, where intensely private experience is turned into public argument. This makes it interesting even beyond its sexual subject matter. Bentley is concerned with what surrender means psychologically: what happens when control is relinquished, when identity is challenged, when an experience becomes significant not simply because of what physically occurs but because of what the person involved decides it means. That, inevitably, is where the controversy begins. One reader’s liberation is another reader’s bafflement. One reader’s transcendence is another reader’s reason to put the kettle on and think about something else for a bit. There is also something magnificently early-2000s about the whole project. Before every private confession could immediately become a podcast, livestream or subscription newsletter, there was still something comparatively dramatic about publishing an intimate memoir between hard covers and sending it into bookshops to fend for itself. And this particular copy has retained an especially memorable piece of publishing ephemera. Included is a promotional flyer for The Surrender featuring an image that can reasonably be described as very rude. Not glamorous. Not coy. Not especially romantic. More the sort of thing that makes you briefly wonder whether the marketing department had collectively decided subtlety was an outdated concept. It is probably best described as anatomical rather than erotic. Collectors of unusual publishing material may regard this as an entertaining bonus. Others may wish to leave the flyer inside the book rather than displaying it beside photographs of the grandchildren. The presence of the flyer also gives this copy a little extra period interest, preserving not only the book itself but the gloriously unsubtle manner in which somebody once attempted to promote it. For readers interested in candid memoir, sexuality, feminist writing, literary provocation or books that cause lively conversations when left on coffee tables, The Surrender is certainly memorable. Whether it is profound, outrageous, liberating, excessive or all four simultaneously will depend entirely on the reader. This copy is in Very Good condition and includes the original promotional flyer with its distinctly adult image. Available from Crappy Old Books, where most books arrive with bookmarks, receipts and old bus tickets, but occasionally one turns up with something considerably harder to explain. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7556/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-surrender-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books 10 ReganBooks 9780060732462 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7555 Hangmans Beach by Thomas H Raddall Hangman’s Beach (1992) by Thomas H. Raddall Nimbus Publishing ISBN: 9781551090146 Condition: Good With a title like Hangman’s Beach, nobody is likely to mistake Thomas H. Raddall’s novel for a cheerful seaside romance involving deckchairs, ice cream and a mildly disappointing donkey ride. This is Nova Scotia with a rather darker edge. Thomas H. Raddall was one of Canada’s best-known historical novelists, and Hangman’s Beach brings together many of the things he did particularly well: maritime atmosphere, local history, danger, isolation and the sense that the landscape itself has been quietly remembering unpleasant things for longer than any of the characters. The coast is not merely scenery here. It is weather, livelihood, threat and witness. Raddall writes about communities shaped by the sea, where fortunes can be made and lost on the water, reputations travel quickly, and everybody knows enough about everybody else to make privacy largely theoretical. Into that setting comes a story coloured by old grievances, violence, suspicion and the sort of local history people prefer not to discuss unless absolutely necessary. Which, naturally, guarantees that somebody will discuss it. The title itself carries the weight of execution, punishment and memory, and the novel makes good use of that atmosphere. There is a sense throughout that the past is never entirely past, particularly in small communities where stories survive longer than the people involved. One generation commits the crime. The next inherits the rumour. The third opens a pub and names a cocktail after it. Raddall’s great strength is his ability to make historical setting feel lived-in rather than displayed behind glass. His Nova Scotia is full of work, weather, hardship and practical people rather than decorative scenery inserted between chapters. Boats matter. Storms matter. Distance matters. And a badly timed decision can become substantially more serious when there is an Atlantic Ocean involved. There is also something appealingly old-fashioned about Raddall’s storytelling. He is interested in character, place and consequence, and he allows the drama to grow out of the world rather than trying to manufacture excitement every six pages. The result is the literary equivalent of hearing a local story told by somebody who begins with, “Well, nobody really knows exactly what happened…” At which point you should probably sit down. For readers unfamiliar with Raddall, this is a fine example of the kind of fiction that made him such an important chronicler of Atlantic Canada. His work often sits somewhere between historical novel, regional fiction and adventure, with enough local detail to give the sense that the author knows exactly which road disappears into fog and which inlet you really ought not to enter after dark. That sense of place gives Hangman’s Beach much of its character. Nova Scotia is beautiful, but Raddall never lets beauty become softness. This is a coast shaped by hard weather, hard work and hard memory. And occasionally by people making extremely poor decisions. The Nimbus Publishing edition from 1992 also has the satisfying feel of a regional classic kept alive because the stories still matter locally, long after the original publication has passed into history. For readers interested in Canadian fiction, maritime history, historical novels and atmospheric tales of coastal communities, Hangman’s Beach offers a strong dose of salt air, old secrets and consequences. It is the kind of book that makes the seaside seem considerably less relaxing than tourist brochures would have you believe. This copy is in Good condition, which is reassuring given that the beach itself sounds considerably less inviting. Available from Crappy Old Books, where the coast is safe, the hangman has retired, and the only thing likely to be strung up is the occasional badly designed shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7555/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hangmans-beach-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nimbus Publishing 9781551090146 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7554 The Apes Relexion by Adrian Desmond The Ape’s Reflexion (1979) by Adrian Desmond Blond and Briggs ISBN: 0856340693 Condition: Good Human beings have traditionally been extremely pleased with themselves. We have language, culture, morality, tools, self-awareness, philosophy, central heating and the ability to spend entire afternoons arguing about parking spaces. Clearly, therefore, we must occupy an entirely separate category from the rest of the animal kingdom. Adrian Desmond’s The Ape’s Reflexion arrives to make this distinction considerably less comfortable. Published in 1979, the book explores the unsettling similarities between human beings and our closest primate relatives, particularly chimpanzees and gorillas. It examines research into ape intelligence, communication, behaviour and self-awareness, asking where the supposedly enormous gulf between “man” and “animal” actually begins. The answer turns out to be inconveniently difficult to locate. For centuries, language was regarded as one of humanity’s great exclusive possessions. Animals might bark, howl, grunt and make threatening noises at one another, but humans alone could apparently communicate with sophistication. Then researchers began teaching apes signs and symbols. This created difficulties. If a chimpanzee could learn signs, combine symbols and apparently communicate ideas, was it actually using language? Or merely performing an elaborate learned routine in expectation of food? And if the latter, anyone who has ever attended a corporate training day may wish to avoid drawing the distinction too confidently. Desmond looks at the famous experiments involving apes taught forms of human communication, alongside broader observations of primate behaviour in captivity and the wild. These studies raised increasingly awkward questions about intelligence, intention and the uniqueness of human thought. Then there is the mirror. Self-recognition sounds straightforward until you try to explain why it matters. Looking into a mirror and understanding that the creature staring back is yourself requires a concept of the self — something long regarded as a particularly sophisticated human achievement. Some apes appear capable of making precisely that connection. Which means the bathroom mirror has unexpectedly become philosophical equipment. The book ranges beyond language into tool use, social relationships, aggression, cooperation and behaviour that seems disturbingly familiar. The more closely primates were observed, the harder it became to maintain the comforting old picture of humans standing majestically on one side of an intellectual chasm while animals shuffled around harmlessly on the other. Apes use tools. They form alliances. They deceive. They cooperate. They fight. They display affection, rivalry and social calculation. Frankly, give them paperwork and they could probably establish a local authority. Desmond is particularly interested in what these discoveries mean for our understanding of ourselves. If qualities once considered uniquely human can also be found, at least in simpler forms, among other primates, then perhaps humanity is not separated from the animal world by a single miraculous boundary. Perhaps we are part of a continuum. Darwin had already caused enough trouble by suggesting something along those lines. A century later, primatologists were apparently determined to continue the argument. There is also a darker side to the comparison. Observations of chimpanzees revealed that aggression and organised violence were not necessarily inventions created by civilisation. The same animals capable of affection and cooperation could also behave brutally. So even some of humanity’s less attractive characteristics might not be entirely our own achievement. A disappointing result for anybody hoping that war was at least something we had invented independently. Published at a particularly fascinating moment in primate research, The Ape’s Reflexion captures the excitement surrounding discoveries that were forcing scientists, philosophers and ordinary readers to reconsider what exactly separates humans from other animals. It is science, natural history and philosophy all tangled together around one enormous question: What makes us human? Desmond does not provide the reassuring answer that we are clearly superior because we have trousers and libraries. Instead, the book suggests that looking carefully at apes may be one of the best ways of understanding ourselves. Hence the wonderfully appropriate title. The ape is our reflection. Or perhaps our “reflexion”. And the longer you look, the less flattering the mirror occasionally becomes. For readers interested in primatology, evolution, animal intelligence, human behaviour and the history of science, this is a fascinating late-1970s exploration of a subject that remains compelling today. This copy is in Good condition, having survived s https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7554/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-apes-reflexion-oct-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blond and Briggs 9780856340697 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7553 Liberty Today by CEM Joad Liberty Today (1938) by C. E. M. Joad Thinkers Library ISBN: None Condition: Good With dust jacket There are books about liberty written in calm times, and then there are books about liberty published in 1938, when Europe was rapidly demonstrating why perhaps somebody ought to write one. C. E. M. Joad’s Liberty Today comes from the unmistakably anxious atmosphere of the late 1930s, when dictatorship was advancing across Europe, political extremism was becoming increasingly respectable in some quarters, and democracy was beginning to look rather less permanent than people had previously assumed. Joad, philosopher, broadcaster, public intellectual and professional asker of awkward questions, sets out to examine what liberty actually means, why it matters and how easily it can disappear when societies become frightened, authoritarian or simply too tired to defend it. Which makes the title Liberty Today sound almost aggressively optimistic. Published as part of the Thinkers Library, the book belongs to a series designed to make serious arguments about politics, philosophy, religion and society available to ordinary readers without requiring them first to obtain a university fellowship and several yards of mahogany shelving. Joad was extremely well suited to the task. He had a gift for taking large philosophical questions and making them readable, argumentative and relevant to everyday life. Rather than treating liberty as an abstract word suitable for speeches and commemorative plaques, he asks what freedom actually requires in practice. Freedom of thought. Freedom of speech. Freedom of political action. Freedom from arbitrary authority. All the usual things everyone strongly supports until somebody begins saying something inconvenient. That tension sits at the heart of the subject. Liberty is easy to praise in principle. It becomes considerably more complicated when it protects people you dislike, opinions you reject or behaviour that makes you want to summon a committee immediately. Joad explores these problems against the background of a world in which authoritarian governments were openly suppressing dissent, controlling information and subordinating individual freedom to political ideology. In 1938, none of this was remotely theoretical. Hitler had been in power for five years. Mussolini had ruled Italy for more than a decade. Stalin’s Soviet Union was deep into repression and purges. Europe was edging towards a war that many people could already see coming and apparently still hoped might somehow decide not to. Against that background, a discussion of liberty carried rather more urgency than an undergraduate seminar scheduled for Friday afternoon. Joad’s concern is not simply with dictatorship abroad, either. Liberty can be weakened gradually and domestically, through fear, conformity, censorship, intolerance or the willingness of citizens to hand difficult decisions to authority and stop asking questions. There is an uncomfortable modernity to that observation. Technologies change. Political slogans change. People remain remarkably inventive when it comes to finding new reasons why somebody else should not be allowed to speak. The book also reflects Joad’s wider philosophical interests. He was deeply concerned with the relationship between the individual and society, the responsibilities attached to freedom and the distinction between genuine liberty and simply doing whatever one happens to want. Because liberty without responsibility tends to become less philosophical fairly quickly. Part of the fascination today lies in reading the book with knowledge Joad could not yet possess. We know what happened after 1938. We know the war came. We know the scale of totalitarian violence that followed. We know how fragile democratic institutions proved in several countries. That knowledge gives the book an additional layer of historical tension. You are reading someone thinking about liberty while standing remarkably close to one of the great catastrophes of modern history. There is also something rather wonderful about the Thinkers Library format itself. These books were designed to circulate ideas rather than merely decorate shelves. They were affordable, compact and intended for people who thought serious subjects ought to be discussed beyond universities and gentlemen’s clubs. A dangerous concept, obviously. Once ordinary people start thinking, there is no telling where it might end. For readers interested in political philosophy, civil liberties, inter-war Britain, democracy, authoritarianism or the history of ideas, Liberty Today is a fascinating period document with questions that remain stubbornly relevant. It is also an attractive collectible item in its own right. This 1938 copy is in Good condition and retains its dust jacket, a particularly pleasing survival for a Thinkers Library volume of this age. Dus https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7553/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/liberty-today-oct-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thinkers Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7552 Let Women be Women by Peter Toon Let Women Be Women (1990) by Peter Toon Fowler Wright Books ISBN: 0952441916 Condition: Good Let Women Be Women is one of those books whose title arrives in the room before the author does. Published in 1990, Peter Toon’s book examines questions of womanhood, family, church, social roles and Christian teaching from a firmly traditional perspective. It belongs very much to a particular strand of late-twentieth-century religious writing, when debates about feminism, gender roles and changing social expectations were being conducted with considerable seriousness and, occasionally, the sort of confidence normally associated with people rearranging everybody else’s furniture. Toon approaches the subject from an explicitly Christian standpoint, asking what it means for women to live within a biblical framework at a time when social attitudes were changing rapidly. The answer, unsurprisingly, is not “whatever everyone happens to feel like on Tuesday.” Instead, the book argues for distinctions between male and female roles, traditional understandings of family life and a view of Christian discipleship shaped by scripture rather than by contemporary fashion. Whether readers find that reassuring, challenging, provocative or several decades out of step will depend very much on the reader. And that, in truth, is part of the interest. Books like this are often revealing precisely because they preserve the assumptions, arguments and anxieties of their period. The late 1980s and early 1990s were years in which older ideas about marriage, work, authority and family were being questioned on almost every front. Some writers welcomed the changes. Others dug in. Peter Toon brought a shovel. The book is therefore useful not only as a work of Christian thought but also as a small piece of social history. It shows how some conservative religious thinkers responded to feminism and to the reshaping of expectations around women’s lives. There is plenty here about vocation, domestic life, church participation and the perceived differences between the sexes, all treated with the seriousness of a writer who plainly believes modern society has taken several wrong turns and could benefit from consulting the map. Modern readers may disagree strongly with parts of the argument. That is hardly surprising. Ideas about gender have changed enormously since 1990, and what once appeared to some readers as a defence of tradition may now strike others as restrictive, dated or simply belonging to a very different cultural moment. But old books are not always interesting because they agree with us. Sometimes they are interesting because they show us exactly what people were arguing about. And why. This is especially true of religious books, where debates about authority, scripture and social change rarely remain politely theoretical for long. They spill into family life, church organisation and questions about how people ought to live. Which is where things tend to become lively. Toon writes from within a clear theological tradition rather than attempting detached social commentary. Readers should therefore expect conviction, not neutrality. There is no mistaking the book for a focus-group report. For collectors of Christian literature, students of gender debates, readers interested in conservative theology or anyone exploring the cultural arguments of the late twentieth century, Let Women Be Women offers a distinctly period voice from one side of a debate that has certainly not disappeared. It may prompt agreement. It may prompt disagreement. It may prompt someone to place the book face-down on a table and stare thoughtfully out of the window for a while. All are legitimate reading outcomes. This copy is in Good condition, which is more than can safely be said for the state of the gender debate after several thousand years of discussion. Available from Crappy Old Books, where books are allowed to be old, controversial and occasionally rather certain of themselves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7552/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/let-women-be-women-oct-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fowler Wright Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7551 Style on a Shoestring by Carolyn Chapman Style on a Shoestring (1984) by Carolyn Chapman Hutchinson ISBN: 9780091557812 Condition: Good Style on a Shoestring comes from that admirable school of thought which insists that looking good should not require the financial planning normally associated with buying a small flat. Published in 1984, Carolyn Chapman’s book is all about creating style without spending a fortune, which immediately gives it a certain timeless appeal. Fashion changes. Budgets remain irritating. The basic premise is wonderfully sensible: style is not the same thing as expense. You do not necessarily need designer labels, overflowing wardrobes or a monthly clothing budget large enough to alarm your bank manager. What you need is judgement, imagination and some idea of what actually suits you. Which, unfortunately, can be more difficult to acquire than money. Chapman looks at how clothes can be chosen, combined, adapted and worn intelligently, with an emphasis on getting maximum effect from limited resources. The result is part fashion guide, part practical manual and part reminder that buying more things is not always the same as dressing better. This was especially relevant in the 1980s, an era when fashion could become impressively ambitious. Shoulder pads expanded. Colours intensified. Hair achieved structural forms previously associated with architecture. And somewhere in the middle of all this, sensible people still needed to work out what to wear without taking out a second mortgage. The book reflects that period charm, but many of its principles are surprisingly durable. Buy carefully. Use what you already have. Think about colour. Consider proportion. Do not purchase something simply because it looked wonderful on somebody six inches taller in a magazine. These are not glamorous rules, but they have probably saved more money than most investment newsletters. There is also something reassuringly practical about a pre-internet fashion book. No endless scrolling. No affiliate links. No algorithm noticing that you once looked at a scarf and deciding scarves are now your entire personality. Instead, Chapman offers straightforward advice aimed at real people with real budgets. The “shoestring” element is not about looking cheap. It is about making limited resources work harder. That might mean building a versatile wardrobe, choosing accessories carefully, understanding which garments can be used in several ways, or simply learning that one excellent coat may be more useful than five dubious bargains purchased in moments of optimism. There is an appealing irony in the fact that books about economical dressing can themselves become period pieces. What was once practical contemporary advice is now also a little window into the style assumptions of the early 1980s. Some ideas age beautifully. Others age magnificently. And a few arrive wearing shoulder pads. That makes the book enjoyable on two levels: as a practical guide to economical style and as a piece of fashion history from a decade that was not particularly interested in understatement. For readers interested in vintage fashion, personal style, wardrobe planning, thrift, retro design or simply the strange and recurring human belief that a new jacket may solve several unrelated problems, Style on a Shoestring is a charming and useful find. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived since 1984 without requiring an expensive makeover. Available from Crappy Old Books, where style remains optional, shoestrings remain affordable, and vintage advice is considerably cheaper than a new wardrobe. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7551/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/style-on-a-shoestring-oct-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson 9780091557812 GB Standard 2.50 GBP COB-7550 Peasants into Frenchmen - The Modernization of Rural France 1870-1914 by Eugen Weber Peasants into Frenchmen – The Modernization of Rural France 1870–1914 (1979) by Eugen Weber Chatto and Windus ISBN: 0701124393 Condition: Good France may look wonderfully unified on a map, but Eugen Weber’s Peasants into Frenchmen sets out to explain just how much work was required to persuade the people living in all those villages that they were, in fact, part of the same country. The title gives the game away rather neatly. This is the story of how rural France was gradually drawn into the modern nation between 1870 and 1914, a period in which roads improved, railways spread, schools expanded, military service reached deeper into provincial life and the state developed an increasingly impressive enthusiasm for making distant communities conform to a common idea of Frenchness. Before this transformation, large parts of rural France remained intensely local. People spoke regional languages and dialects. They identified strongly with village, valley, province or parish. Some had little regular contact with national institutions. And Paris, while technically the capital, might as well have been somewhere near the moon. Weber’s argument is that modern France was not simply sitting there fully formed, waiting for everyone to notice. It had to be constructed. Not with bricks exactly, but with teachers, roads, conscription papers, railway timetables, administrative forms and a great deal of patient interference. The countryside at the beginning of Weber’s story is a patchwork of local cultures, customs, beliefs and ways of life. Rural communities could be physically isolated, economically self-contained and linguistically distinct. Then modernisation arrived. Sometimes by train. Sometimes in uniform. Sometimes carrying a schoolbook. The expansion of compulsory education was particularly important. Schools taught standard French, national history and a shared political culture, helping turn children who might have grown up speaking a local language into citizens who could identify with a much larger national community. It is one of history’s more impressive demonstrations of what can be achieved with blackboards and persistence. Military service had a similar effect. Young men from remote villages were pulled into national institutions, mixed with recruits from other regions and introduced to the useful discovery that France contained quite a lot of people who did not speak exactly as they did. Roads and railways opened up markets and movement. Newspapers and printed material circulated more widely. Government administration penetrated further into local life. Bit by bit, the village ceased to be the entire universe. Weber examines this transformation in extraordinary detail, drawing on evidence from education, transport, language, military service, politics, religion, agriculture and everyday rural life. The result is much more than a history of French peasants. It is a study of nation-building from the ground up. What does it actually mean to turn millions of people with intensely local identities into citizens of a national state? Apparently, quite a lot of paperwork. One of the book’s strengths is that it challenges the comforting assumption that modern nations are ancient, natural things with perfectly clear identities stretching back forever. Instead, Weber shows national identity being taught, encouraged, standardised and reinforced through institutions. France did not merely modernise technologically. It modernised culturally. And not everybody was equally enthusiastic about the process. Local languages declined. Traditional customs weakened. Old patterns of isolation disappeared. Markets expanded. Travel became easier. The state became harder to avoid. Whether this was progress, cultural loss or the usual inconvenient mixture of both is one of the questions hanging over the book. There is something particularly interesting about the period Weber chose. By 1914, France possessed a far stronger national identity than it had only a few decades earlier. Then Europe demonstrated its remarkable ability to use improved national organisation for the purpose of sending millions of newly integrated citizens into an industrial war. History does enjoy irony. For students of modern France, nationalism, rural history, state formation, education or social change, Peasants into Frenchmen is a major and deeply influential work. It is also surprisingly readable for a large scholarly study, particularly if you enjoy books in which apparently mundane things like roads and school attendance turn out to have transformed an entire society. This 1979 Chatto and Windus edition is in Good condition, having survived rather better than many of the local dialects, customs and rural arrangements described within. Available from Crappy Old Books, where modernisation has progressed as far as online ordering, but the books remain reassuri https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7550/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/peasants-into-frenchmen-oct-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus 9780701124397 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7549 A Sort of Life by Graham Greene A Sort of Life (1972) by Graham Greene Book Club Associates ISBN: None Condition: Good Graham Greene called this book A Sort of Life, which is an admirably modest title for an autobiography and considerably less alarming than Here Is Everything I Have Ever Thought About Myself. Published in 1971 and appearing here in this 1972 Book Club Associates edition, A Sort of Life covers Greene’s early years: childhood, school, Oxford, journalism, psychoanalysis, conversion to Catholicism, marriage and the beginnings of the literary career that would eventually make him one of the most recognisable British novelists of the twentieth century. It is autobiography, but unmistakably Greene autobiography. That means no relentless triumphalism, no heroic polishing of the family silver, and very little sense that the author is campaigning to be remembered as an uncomplicated national treasure. Greene is far more interested in unease. His childhood in Berkhamsted, where his father was headmaster of the school he attended, left him caught awkwardly between authority and rebellion. School life was not merely unpleasant; it was formative in the way that only prolonged misery can be when it eventually produces a successful novelist. Greene later underwent psychoanalysis as a teenager, an unusual experience at the time and one that clearly fed his lifelong fascination with divided loyalties, guilt, fear and the inconvenient workings of the mind. All of which is excellent preparation for becoming Graham Greene. The book follows him through Oxford, youthful political enthusiasms, early jobs and journalism before arriving at the difficult business of becoming a published writer. There is something reassuring in discovering that even Graham Greene did not simply sit down one morning, write The Power and the Glory, and have everyone immediately agree that literature had been successfully completed. There were false starts, rejected work, uncertainty and the usual mixture of persistence and bad judgement required by almost any creative career. Greene writes about these things with characteristic restraint. He is reflective without becoming sentimental and candid without turning the book into a public confession booth. That distinction matters because Greene’s fiction is so often concerned with moral failure, divided identity and people behaving badly while still somehow remaining recognisably human. A Sort of Life gives the reader some sense of where that territory came from. His conversion to Roman Catholicism is an important part of the story, though characteristically it is not presented as a tidy transformation in which all doubts disappear beneath a shaft of heavenly light. Greene was much too Greene for that. Faith, in his world, tends to arrive accompanied by uncertainty, moral complication and people making decisions they later regret. The memoir also provides a glimpse of the literary world before authors were expected to maintain personal brands, publish photographs of their writing desks and announce the progress of every chapter online. Greene wrote, travelled, worked in journalism and gradually established himself through books that people actually had to discover without being reminded of them three times a day. Primitive times. There is also plenty here for readers interested in Greene’s novels because so many of the preoccupations that later dominate his fiction are already visible in the life: betrayal, secrecy, Catholicism, danger, divided loyalties and the strange attraction of places where sensible people have decided not to go. Yet this is not a book that insists every childhood incident was obviously preparing the author for greatness. That is part of its appeal. Greene frequently seems more interested in uncertainty than destiny. The title itself suggests as much. This is not presented as The Life, definitive and monumental, but merely A Sort of Life: partial, subjective and necessarily incomplete. Which is probably a more accurate title for almost any autobiography ever written. For readers of Graham Greene, twentieth-century literature, literary memoir and British cultural history, this is a fascinating companion to the novels and a revealing account of the years in which Greene became Greene. This Book Club Associates edition from 1972 is in Good condition, which seems fitting for a memoir by a man whose fictional characters were rarely afforded anything quite so reassuring. Available from Crappy Old Books, where every book has had a sort of life before arriving here, and some of them are prepared to talk about it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7549/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-sort-of-life-oct-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7548 Jesus - Myth or History by Archibald Robertson Jesus – Myth or History (1946) by Archibald Robertson Thinkers Library ISBN: None Condition: Good There are historical questions that can be settled with a parish register, a census return or a conveniently preserved receipt. And then there is Jesus. Archibald Robertson’s Jesus – Myth or History tackles one of the largest and most controversial questions in religious history: to what extent can the figure of Jesus be recovered as a historical person, and how much of the familiar story belongs to myth, theology and the gradual development of Christian tradition? Published in 1946 as part of the Thinkers Library, this is exactly the sort of compact, argumentative book that the series did particularly well. It takes an enormous subject, removes the stained glass, and starts asking awkward questions. Robertson approaches the Gospels and early Christian traditions critically, considering what can reasonably be treated as historical evidence and what may have been shaped by religious belief, symbolism, later interpretation or the needs of the emerging Church. In other words, this is not a devotional book. Nobody is being asked to admire a sunset and quietly accept everything. The emphasis is on evidence, sources and historical development. Robertson writes from the rationalist and freethinking tradition, placing Christianity within its wider ancient context and examining the way stories, doctrines and traditions evolve. He is interested not simply in whether particular events “really happened”, but in how accounts of them came to take the forms we now recognise. That distinction matters. Ancient history is rarely kind enough to provide CCTV footage, signed witness statements and a helpful file marked FINAL VERSION. Instead, historians work with texts written for particular audiences, often decades after the events described, copied and transmitted through long traditions. Which leaves quite a lot to argue about. And people have. For approximately two thousand years. Robertson examines the figure of Jesus against the background of Judaism, the Roman world and earlier religious traditions, asking how much can be separated from the theological structure that later surrounded him. The title itself presents the dilemma neatly. Myth? History? Or, as is usually the case with ancient religion, an inconvenient mixture of both. One of the book’s enduring attractions is precisely that it comes from 1946. Modern readers are accustomed to endless documentaries, podcasts, online debates and people confidently announcing that they have finally solved the historical Jesus in forty-two minutes. Robertson was conducting the argument long before any of that. The language and scholarly assumptions naturally belong to their period, but that is part of the interest. This is a snapshot of mid-twentieth-century rationalist thinking about Christianity, written at a time when public challenges to traditional religious narratives still carried considerably more cultural weight than they often do today. The Thinkers Library itself was designed to make provocative works on religion, philosophy, science and society available cheaply to ordinary readers, which makes this volume a particularly characteristic example. It is not a grand theological tome intended to sit untouched in a university library. It is a book intended to be read, argued with and probably discussed over tea by people becoming increasingly irritated with one another. Whether Robertson convinces you is another matter. Books like this are often most interesting when they provoke further reading rather than supplying a final answer, and the historical Jesus remains a field in which “final answer” is generally followed almost immediately by another book explaining why the previous final answer was wrong. For readers interested in biblical criticism, religious history, rationalism, freethought or the development of early Christianity, Jesus – Myth or History offers an intriguing period contribution to a debate that shows absolutely no sign of becoming quiet. This 1946 Thinkers Library edition is in Good condition, which is impressive considering both its age and the number of theological arguments it may have survived. A fascinating little volume for collectors of vintage philosophy and religion, students of sceptical literature, or anyone who enjoys watching historians attempt to reconstruct ancient events from several layers of tradition, translation and disagreement. Available from Crappy Old Books, where we cannot settle two thousand years of religious debate, but we can at least sell you one of the books involved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7548/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jesus-myth-or-history-oct-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thinkers Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7547 Creative Visualization by Shakti Gawain Creative Visualization (1982) by Shakti Gawain Bantam ISBN: 9780553241471 Condition: Good Before vision boards colonised social media, before motivational influencers began photographing notebooks beside cups of coffee, and long before anyone started describing themselves as a “manifestation coach”, Shakti Gawain was already encouraging people to sit quietly and imagine what they actually wanted. Creative Visualization became one of the classic books of the modern self-development movement, built around the deceptively simple idea that imagination can be used deliberately rather than merely allowing it to spend three hours inventing disasters that probably will not happen. Gawain’s method involves forming clear mental images of goals, experiences and desired changes, then reinforcing those images through relaxation, affirmations and repeated visualisation. The basic argument is that our thoughts and expectations influence the way we behave, what we notice and ultimately what we are capable of creating in our lives. At its most practical, this makes considerable sense. Athletes rehearse performances mentally. Musicians imagine difficult passages before playing them. Speakers run through presentations in their heads. Almost everyone has mentally practised an awkward conversation while washing up, usually producing an imaginary version in which they are dramatically more articulate than they eventually turn out to be. Gawain simply takes the principle and applies it much more broadly. Want something to change? Imagine the result clearly. Picture yourself achieving it. Notice the thoughts that immediately announce why it is impossible. Then work on those as well. The book combines practical exercises with the spiritual outlook that became characteristic of the human-potential movement of the 1970s and 1980s. There are affirmations, meditations and discussions of personal energy alongside straightforward suggestions for identifying goals and developing more constructive patterns of thought. Readers who prefer their psychology accompanied exclusively by laboratory coats may occasionally raise an eyebrow. Readers who have ever noticed that expecting to fail can be a remarkably efficient way of preparing to fail may find rather more to recognise. One reason Creative Visualization became so influential is that Gawain writes accessibly. There is no requirement to retire to a mountain, purchase ceremonial robes or spend seventeen years studying under somebody called Master Sunflower. You can simply try the exercises. Much of the book concerns learning to picture things vividly: not merely saying “I would like a better job”, for example, but imagining what that better situation would actually look and feel like. What are you doing? Where are you? How do you feel? What has changed? Essentially, it asks the reader to provide the brain with something more useful than the traditional instruction of “sort everything out somehow”. There is also considerable emphasis on affirmations: positive statements designed to challenge habitual assumptions and encourage different ways of thinking. These became enormously fashionable in later self-help literature, although Gawain was advocating them decades before social media discovered that motivational sentences look particularly convincing when printed over photographs of sunsets. Inevitably, some readers will approach the more metaphysical elements with varying degrees of enthusiasm. Creative Visualization emerged from an era particularly comfortable with ideas about consciousness, universal energy and personal transformation. But beneath that unmistakably New Age surface lies an enduring psychological idea: the pictures people repeatedly create in their minds can influence their confidence, motivation and behaviour. Visualise yourself attempting something successfully and you may be more inclined to attempt it. Visualise catastrophe continuously and you may instead become extremely well prepared for disasters that never occur. The book therefore occupies an interesting place between spirituality, psychology and practical self-development. It is not simply about wishing very hard until a yacht appears outside. Despite what several decades of increasingly enthusiastic manifestation literature might occasionally suggest. It is about consciously directing attention towards possibilities rather than allowing ingrained fears and assumptions to dominate every decision. This 1982 Bantam edition also has considerable period charm. It comes from the earlier wave of modern personal-development literature, before the entire industry acquired podcasts, online courses, subscription plans and people explaining abundance from hired Lamborghinis. Here the equipment required is considerably simpler. A book. Some imagination. And preferably somewhere quiet to sit. Whether you regard creative visualisat https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7547/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/creative-visualisation-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553241471 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7545 How to Win Friends and Influence people by Dale Carnegie How to Win Friends and Influence People (1967) by Dale Carnegie Cedar Book ISBN: None Condition: Good There are books that tell you how to become rich, books that tell you how to become happy, and books that tell you how to become mysteriously efficient before breakfast. Dale Carnegie took a slightly more practical route and decided to explain how to get along with other human beings, which, considering the evidence available, may have been the more ambitious project. First published in 1936, How to Win Friends and Influence People became one of the most famous self-help books ever written, largely because its central advice is both remarkably simple and alarmingly difficult to follow consistently. Take an interest in people. Listen properly. Remember names. Avoid unnecessary arguments. Show appreciation. Do not behave as though every conversation is an opportunity to demonstrate that you are the cleverest person in the room. In other words, Carnegie constructed an international publishing phenomenon around several ideas that sound obvious until you spend five minutes at a committee meeting. This 1967 Cedar Book edition presents Carnegie’s classic guide to dealing with people in business, friendships, negotiations and everyday life. The book is full of anecdotes, examples and practical principles designed to make social interaction less confrontational and more productive. Carnegie’s great strength is that he rarely presents his ideas as abstract psychology. Instead, he tells stories about people who persuaded, offended, encouraged, annoyed or impressed one another, then extracts the lesson. Usually the lesson is that shouting “You’re wrong” is not an especially sophisticated negotiating technique. A recurring theme is that people are deeply interested in themselves. This may not be the most shocking discovery in the history of social science, but Carnegie turns it into a useful principle: if you want people to like you, talk about things that matter to them rather than waiting impatiently for your turn to talk about yourself. He also recommends using people’s names, giving sincere appreciation and avoiding criticism where possible. The word “sincere” is important. Carnegie is not really advocating oily manipulation, despite the slightly sinister possibilities suggested by the title. The book is much more concerned with changing your own behaviour than with acquiring some sort of conversational mind-control ray. Indeed, much of the advice amounts to recognising that other people possess pride, ambitions, anxieties and opinions of their own. Revolutionary stuff. The business examples are particularly interesting from a modern perspective. They come from a world of salesmen, executives, industrialists and face-to-face negotiations, before email allowed everyone to misunderstand one another much more efficiently. Yet many of Carnegie’s principles have aged surprisingly well. People still dislike being criticised. They still enjoy being appreciated. They still prefer talking to someone who appears genuinely interested in them. And they still occasionally spend twenty minutes arguing about something that could have been resolved in thirty seconds by saying, “You may have a point.” This longevity explains why the book has remained in print for generations. Styles of business change, technologies come and go, but human beings continue to be complicated, sensitive creatures who respond remarkably well to being treated with respect. There is also something charming about reading an older edition of a book whose subject is essentially timeless. This 1967 copy comes from an era when “networking” presumably involved shaking hands rather than collecting hundreds of online contacts one has no intention of ever speaking to. No apps. No personal branding. No motivational hashtags. Just the radical proposition that being pleasant and paying attention might occasionally prove useful. Of course, the title remains magnificently confident. How to Win Friends and Influence People. Not How to Slightly Improve Your Social Skills. Not Some Thoughts on Getting Along With Colleagues. No. Carnegie is going straight for friends and influence, and preferably quite a lot of both. That optimism is part of the book’s appeal. It belongs to a tradition of practical self-improvement that assumes people can change their habits if they understand what they are doing wrong and make a genuine effort to behave differently. Whether they actually will is another matter. This copy is in Good condition, which is entirely appropriate for a book devoted to making a favourable impression without pretending to be perfect. Ideal for readers of classic self-help, business psychology, personal development and social history, or anyone who has ever left a conversation and realised approximately three hours later what they should have said. Available from Crappy https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7545/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-win-friends-and-influence-people-oct-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cedar Book no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7544 Aesops Fables by Jack Zipes Aesop’s Fables (2004) by Jack Zipes Signet Classics ISBN: 9780451529534 Condition: Good Aesop’s Fables is the sort of book that has been quietly judging human behaviour for more than two thousand years, usually by means of foxes, lions, tortoises, crows and other animals who appear to have a firmer grasp of consequences than most people. This Signet Classics edition, edited by Jack Zipes, gathers together the famous tales traditionally attributed to Aesop: short, sharp little stories in which greed, vanity, laziness, pride, cleverness and stupidity are given legs, fur and occasionally feathers before being sent out to demonstrate exactly why certain decisions are a bad idea. The formula is simple and almost suspiciously effective. A fox wants something. A lion trusts the wrong creature. A tortoise is underestimated. A crow makes an error in judgement. Somebody becomes too confident, too greedy or too impressed with themselves. Then comes the moral. And remarkably often, the moral still applies. That is perhaps the strangest thing about Aesop’s Fables. The stories belong to an ancient world, but the people they describe have apparently changed very little. We may now have smartphones, supermarkets and online banking, but there is still always somebody counting their chickens before they hatch. The animals themselves are wonderfully direct. Aesop’s foxes are cunning, his wolves are dangerous, his donkeys are frequently unfortunate and his lions tend to behave exactly as you would expect creatures at the top of the food chain to behave when nobody has invented employment tribunals. There are no elaborate backstories. Nobody spends eighty pages discovering their true identity. The hare is fast. The tortoise is slow. This is sufficient information to begin. That economy is part of the charm. Each fable gets in, makes its point and leaves before anyone has time to complain that the plot needs another subplot involving a mysterious uncle. And yet, beneath the simplicity, the stories deal with surprisingly complicated ideas: power, justice, self-deception, envy, loyalty, manipulation and the endless human tendency to ignore perfectly obvious warnings. Children can enjoy them as stories about animals. Adults can enjoy them as stories about everybody they have ever worked with. Jack Zipes is well known for his work on folklore and fairy tales, and this edition helps place the fables within the wider tradition of storytelling and moral instruction. The result is not simply a collection of quaint little tales, but a reminder of how stories have been used for centuries to explain human behaviour without the inconvenience of naming actual humans. Which was probably safer. Many of the best-known sayings in English culture owe something to these stories. “Slow and steady wins the race,” “sour grapes,” “the boy who cried wolf” and countless other familiar ideas have their roots in the fable tradition. It is difficult to think of many books whose contents have escaped so thoroughly into everyday speech. You may not have read Aesop’s Fables. But there is a very good chance Aesop’s Fables has already read you. This 2004 Signet Classics edition is therefore ideal for readers of folklore, mythology, classics, philosophy, children’s literature or anyone who enjoys stories in which poor decisions are punished with admirable efficiency. This copy is in Good condition, which suggests it has survived better than several of the characters inside, many of whom were eaten, tricked, embarrassed or otherwise converted into moral instruction. Available from Crappy Old Books, where the moral of the story is usually that buying another old book was probably the right decision after all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7544/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aesops-fables-oct-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics 9780451529534 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7543 The Worm Ouroboros by Eric Rucker Eddison The Worm Ouroboros (2000) by Eric Rucker Eddison Millennium ISBN: 9781857989939 Condition: Good Before fantasy fiction became crowded with farm boys, magical schools, reluctant heirs and maps containing suspiciously many mountain ranges, there was The Worm Ouroboros. First published in 1922, Eric Rucker Eddison’s great sprawling fantasy is one of the genre’s genuine early landmarks: an enormous, extravagant tale of war, heroism, sorcery, rivalry and magnificently excessive language, set in a world populated by characters who behave as though ordinary conversation would constitute a serious failure of imagination. The story concerns the long struggle between the heroic lords of Demonland and the ambitious King Gorice of Witchland, although anyone expecting demons in the modern supernatural sense may be surprised. Eddison’s peoples are essentially heroic fantasy races, distinguished more by allegiance and temperament than by horns, tails or an unfortunate smell of sulphur. What follows is a grand conflict involving battles, voyages, sieges, intrigue, magic and heroic declarations delivered with enough grandeur to make an ordinary sentence feel inadequately dressed. Eddison writes as though the English language has been issued with ceremonial armour. The prose is famously ornate, drawing heavily on Elizabethan and Jacobean styles, and the characters speak with a magnificent seriousness that suggests nobody in Demonland has ever said, “Fair enough, see you Tuesday.” Instead, warriors announce their intentions in rolling speeches, enemies exchange elaborate threats, and every important event sounds as though it ought to be accompanied by trumpets. This is very much part of the book’s appeal. The Worm Ouroboros does not attempt realism. It does not contain weary civil servants completing supply forms for the Demonland army, nor does anyone appear particularly concerned about the administrative burden of maintaining several castles during prolonged military operations. Instead, it gives itself completely to heroic fantasy: dangerous journeys, impossible landscapes, mighty champions, beautiful queens, terrible enemies and the notion that greatness is worth pursuing simply because greatness itself is magnificent. There is also a curious dreamlike quality to the world. The setting is nominally Mercury, although anyone searching for astronomical accuracy should probably look elsewhere. Eddison’s Mercury bears roughly the same relationship to the actual planet as Camelot does to Milton Keynes. Geography here exists primarily to provide somewhere dramatic for heroes to climb mountains, cross seas and fight each other. The novel’s influence on later fantasy is substantial, and readers familiar with Tolkien and subsequent generations of epic fantasy may recognise elements of the grand tradition taking shape here. Eddison, however, has a voice entirely his own: richer, stranger and often far more theatrical than much modern fantasy. Where a contemporary writer might describe a warrior entering a room, Eddison seems inclined to ensure that the warrior enters beneath banners while destiny itself pauses briefly to watch. The title refers to the Ouroboros, the ancient symbol of a serpent or dragon consuming its own tail, representing cycles, eternity and renewal. It is an especially appropriate image for a novel concerned with conflict, glory and the strange desire of heroic people to continue doing heroic things even when tranquillity might be considerably more practical. Practicality, admittedly, is not one of Demonland’s major industries. This Millennium edition from 2000 brought Eddison’s remarkable fantasy back to readers at a time when epic fantasy was enjoying another great resurgence, making it an excellent opportunity to investigate one of the books that helped establish what the genre could become long before fantasy novels routinely arrived in twelve-volume sequences. Readers who enjoy lush prose, mythic adventures, enormous battles and characters who regard understatement as a personal insult should find plenty to admire here. It is not a quiet book. It is not a modest book. It is a book that arrives wearing a cloak, carrying a sword and expecting someone to compose a poem about it before dinner. This copy is in Good condition, which is reassuring because after more than a century of battles between Demonland and Witchland, something around here ought to have survived intact. Available from Crappy Old Books, where the eternal cycle continues: books arrive, books leave, and occasionally one turns up with enough fantasy grandeur to require its own herald. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7543/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-worm-ouroboros-oct-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Millennium 9781857989939 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7542 Beyond This Horizon by Robert A Heinlein Beyond This Horizon (1985) by Robert A. Heinlein New English Library ISBN: 9780450032899 Condition: Good Robert A. Heinlein’s Beyond This Horizon is one of those wonderfully ambitious science-fiction novels in which humanity has apparently solved several enormous social problems and immediately set about creating a fresh batch of extremely complicated ones. Originally published in the 1940s, the novel imagines a future society transformed by selective breeding, advanced medicine, genetic planning and a level of material abundance that means most ordinary economic problems have largely disappeared. Which sounds excellent, right up until everyone starts arguing about what sort of humans ought to exist in the first place. At the centre of the story is Hamilton Felix, a man living in a world where genetic inheritance has become something people actually discuss deliberately rather than merely discovering through family resemblance and unfortunate hairlines. This future civilisation has achieved extraordinary things. Disease has been greatly reduced, technology has removed much of the hardship associated with daily life, and carefully controlled breeding programmes have produced generations of increasingly healthy people. Naturally, this has not made society simple. Heinlein was never especially interested in futures where everyone sits around peacefully enjoying improved public transport. His societies usually arrive with philosophical arguments, political complications, odd customs and at least one character prepared to explain why everybody else has misunderstood civilisation. Beyond This Horizon is no exception. The book explores questions about genetics, freedom, individuality, social planning and the dangerous assumption that because something can be engineered, it necessarily should be. The future presented here is not simply utopian or dystopian; it is much more awkward than that. People live comfortably, but the structure beneath that comfort raises difficult questions. Who decides which traits are desirable? How much planning is too much planning? What happens when scientific advancement starts interfering with ideas of personal choice? And perhaps most importantly: if humanity finally eliminates most of its problems, will humanity quietly enjoy the achievement? Obviously not. There is also a wonderfully odd cultural mixture running through the book. The society is technologically advanced yet retains customs that feel almost deliberately archaic, including personal weapons and elaborate ideas about honour. Heinlein clearly enjoyed creating futures in which technological progress did not automatically make people behave like emotionally balanced committee members. Hamilton moves through this world encountering conspiracies, social tensions and questions about the future direction of the human species. What begins as speculative sociology gradually develops into something broader, mixing political intrigue, science-fiction ideas and Heinlein’s characteristic fascination with unconventional social systems. It is particularly interesting today because genetic engineering is no longer purely the stuff of speculative fiction. Modern science has made some of the questions Heinlein was playing with considerably less theoretical, even if we have fortunately not yet reached the point where prospective parents are issued spreadsheets and asked to select preferred personality traits. The novel also displays many of the themes that would later become strongly associated with Heinlein: individual liberty, distrust of unnecessary authority, unconventional social arrangements and the persistent suspicion that competent people should probably be left alone to get on with things. Whether you agree with all of Heinlein’s conclusions is almost beside the point. Half the enjoyment comes from watching him construct a society, poke holes in it, argue with himself through various characters and then introduce another complication before anyone has had time to recover. This 1985 New English Library edition offers a classic slice of early Heinlein: intellectually restless, politically provocative, occasionally peculiar and full of ideas that remain surprisingly thought-provoking decades after they were written. An excellent choice for Heinlein collectors, Golden Age science-fiction enthusiasts, readers interested in speculative genetics, or anyone who enjoys stories about people solving humanity’s future while being only moderately successful at understanding humanity itself. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it shows the respectable signs of having already survived part of the future Heinlein was attempting to imagine. Available from Crappy Old Books, where genetic optimisation remains strictly optional and all books are selected by the considerably less scientific method of finding interesting old things and selling them https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7542/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beyond-this-horizon-oct-2026.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450032899 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7541 The Naked Sun by Isaac Asimov The Naked Sun (1996) by Isaac Asimov HarperCollinsPublishers ISBN: 9780586010167 Condition: Good Isaac Asimov’s The Naked Sun is a murder mystery set in a future where people have achieved extraordinary technological sophistication, colonised distant worlds, surrounded themselves with robots, and finally perfected the dream of never having to meet anyone in person. So, naturally, somebody gets murdered. Originally published in 1957, The Naked Sun is the second of Asimov’s Robot detective novels, following The Caves of Steel. Once again, Earth detective Elijah Baley is paired with the humanoid robot R. Daneel Olivaw, a partnership that combines traditional police work with the slight complication that one of the detectives is governed by the famous Three Laws of Robotics and the other is not entirely comfortable with robots, open spaces or, frankly, much of the future. This time, Baley is sent to Solaria, a sparsely populated planet where every human lives on an enormous private estate and social contact has been reduced almost entirely to remote communication. People “view” one another through holographic technology rather than meeting face-to-face, and the idea of actual physical proximity is regarded with roughly the same enthusiasm most of us reserve for discovering someone has sneezed directly onto our lunch. For Baley, this is particularly awkward. Having grown up in the vast enclosed cities of Earth, he is deeply uncomfortable with the outdoors. Solaria, meanwhile, is practically all outdoors. It is therefore less a case of sending the right man for the job and more a case of sending the man most likely to spend the entire investigation wishing somebody would build a roof over the planet. The mystery begins with the death of a Solarian man under circumstances that appear almost impossible. The planet’s inhabitants rarely encounter one another physically, robots are everywhere, and the society is organised in such a way that murder ought to be extraordinarily difficult. Unfortunately, nobody appears to have informed the murderer. Asimov uses the investigation to explore much more than the mechanics of a crime. Solaria itself becomes one of the novel’s most intriguing characters: a society built around extreme individualism, automation and social isolation, where human beings have arranged their lives for maximum efficiency and minimum inconvenience and somehow managed to make everything profoundly strange. Robots perform the work. Estates stretch across huge areas. Human contact is minimised. Children are raised within carefully controlled systems. The Solarians themselves regard this arrangement as perfectly sensible, which is generally a warning sign in science fiction. Baley gradually discovers that understanding the crime means understanding the society that produced it. Customs that appear bizarre to an outsider are entirely normal to the people of Solaria, while assumptions that seem obvious to Baley may not apply at all. This is where Asimov is particularly good. The detective story is not merely transported into the future and decorated with robots; the futuristic society actually changes the nature of the crime, the suspects and the investigation itself. And then there is Daneel Olivaw. Daneel is almost indistinguishable from a human being, except for the inconvenient fact that he is a robot and is therefore compelled to obey the Three Laws. This makes him extremely useful in some situations and spectacularly awkward in others, particularly when detective work requires considering whether someone might intentionally harm another human being. Baley and Daneel’s relationship gives the book much of its appeal. Their contrasting perspectives allow Asimov to explore questions about humanity, technology, prejudice and dependence without turning the novel into a philosophical lecture conducted by a toaster. There is also a pleasing irony to reading The Naked Sun today. A society in which people avoid physical meetings, communicate remotely and rely increasingly on technology to mediate social interaction may have seemed wildly futuristic in 1957. Now it merely sounds like someone has scheduled another video call. That does not make Asimov prophetic in every detail, of course. Solaria is deliberately exaggerated, but that exaggeration is part of the fun. The novel takes tendencies already present in human behaviour and pushes them to unsettling extremes. It also remains a very readable mystery. Asimov keeps the plot moving, drops clues carefully and uses the unusual rules of Solarian society to keep both Baley and the reader slightly off balance. This 1996 HarperCollins edition is in Good condition, meaning it has acquired the sort of modest signs of previous ownership one would expect from an actual book that has existed in the physical world and, unlike the people of Solaria, has probably been handled https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7541/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-naked-sun-oct-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollinsPublishers 9780586010167 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7539 Sports Cars - History and Development by GN Georgano Here you go: Sports Cars – History and Development (1987) by G. N. Georgano Johnston and Company ISBN: 918703610X Condition: Very Good There are ordinary cars, whose purpose is to get you to work, carry shopping and occasionally transport a wardrobe with the back seats folded down. And then there are sports cars, whose purpose is to make the journey to the supermarket feel as though you are qualifying at Le Mans. G. N. Georgano’s Sports Cars – History and Development takes a broad and highly enjoyable look at the evolution of the sports car, tracing how the idea developed from relatively primitive early machines into increasingly fast, sophisticated and desirable pieces of automotive theatre. Published in 1987, the book arrives from an especially interesting point in motoring history. By then, the classic sports car had already been through several distinct ages: the heroic pre-war machines, the elegant post-war roadsters, the Italian exotica of the 1960s and 1970s, and the increasingly technical performance cars of the 1980s. This means Georgano was writing at a moment when many cars we now consider untouchable classics were still merely rather expensive used cars. The result is a fascinating historical overview of machines built when speed was achieved with engineering, bravery and a certain indifference to whether the driver had any surviving vertebrae afterwards. The book explores the manufacturers, designers and technological developments that shaped the sports car, showing how the formula changed over time. Lightweight construction, more powerful engines, better suspension, improved brakes and increasingly aerodynamic bodies all played their part in transforming the sports car from a slightly alarming open machine into something capable of enormous speed while still offering at least a theoretical possibility of arriving alive. Naturally, the great names feature heavily. Britain, Italy, Germany, France and elsewhere all contributed to the mythology, producing cars whose reputations were built as much on racing success and visual drama as on actual practicality. Nobody, after all, ever bought a sports car because it had excellent rear-seat legroom. There is also something wonderfully nostalgic about looking back at performance cars from the perspective of 1987. Modern cars routinely possess power figures that would once have belonged exclusively to racing machinery, yet older sports cars often achieved excitement with far less. A small engine, a low seating position and enough wind noise could apparently convince the driver that 60 mph was approximately Mach 2. Georgano, one of the best-known motoring historians of his generation, brings a proper sense of historical perspective to the subject. Rather than simply assembling photographs of expensive machinery and declaring everything magnificent, he places the cars within the wider development of automotive design and engineering. That makes the book useful not only to enthusiasts but also to readers interested in how technology changes over time. Sports cars have often acted as laboratories for ideas later adopted elsewhere, with developments in braking, suspension, aerodynamics and engine design gradually filtering into more ordinary vehicles. Admittedly, very few family hatchbacks have inherited the important sports-car tradition of making it almost impossible to get in without falling over. The illustrations naturally form a large part of the appeal. There is something endlessly satisfying about browsing photographs of machines built before every car was required to accommodate fourteen airbags, satellite navigation, parking cameras and a heated steering wheel. Many of the cars here contain little more than an engine, seats, instruments and a determined belief that comfort merely adds weight. The book also captures the strange contradiction at the heart of the sports car. They are often less practical, more expensive, thirstier, noisier and considerably harder to maintain than sensible cars, yet sensible cars rarely inspire people to hang photographs of them on bedroom walls. Nobody ever stared longingly at a beige company saloon and whispered, “One day.” For classic-car enthusiasts, collectors, petrolheads and anyone interested in the history of automotive engineering, Sports Cars – History and Development offers an entertaining journey through one of motoring’s most glamorous branches. It is the story of what happens when engineers are allowed to stop worrying quite so much about luggage capacity and concentrate instead on making something quicker, lighter and vastly more exciting. This copy is in Very Good condition, meaning it has survived the intervening decades considerably better than many of the cars featured inside, several of which are probably now distributed between restoration workshops, private collections and boxes labelled “miscellaneou https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7539/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sports-cars-history-and-development-oct-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Johnston and Company 9789187036101 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7538 Austin Seven by Chris Harvey Austin Seven (1997) by Chris Harvey Haynes ISBN: 9780946609048 Condition: Very Good The Austin Seven was small, economical, cheerful, mechanically straightforward and possessed roughly the aerodynamic properties of a garden shed. Naturally, it became one of the most important British cars ever made. Chris Harvey’s Austin Seven is a lovingly illustrated look at the tiny machine that helped put Britain on wheels and demonstrated that motoring did not necessarily require immense wealth, a chauffeur, or a vehicle the size of a drawing room. Introduced in the 1920s, the Seven was modest in every possible sense, yet its influence was enormous. It became transport for ordinary families, a basis for racing cars, specials and home-built creations, and the starting point for countless people who discovered that owning a motor car was both liberating and an excellent new source of unexpected mechanical noises. Harvey charts the development of the Seven through its many versions, showing how Austin managed to extract remarkable variety from a basic formula consisting largely of four wheels, a small engine and optimism. Saloons, tourers, sports models and assorted derivatives all appear, each displaying that wonderful early-motoring belief that if a car was approximately the right shape and capable of moving under its own power, almost anything was possible. The book is packed with photographs and period detail, making it ideal for enthusiasts, restorers and anyone who enjoys the sight of an automobile designed before cup holders, touchscreen displays and lane-departure warnings became essential features of civilisation. Instead, the Austin Seven offered steering, brakes, an engine and, on a good day, forward progress. Its diminutive size was part of its appeal. Modern motorists may look at one and wonder where the rest of the car went, but in its day the Seven was a revelation. It was affordable, practical and economical, and it helped transform motoring from an expensive amusement into something approaching everyday transport. It was also wonderfully adaptable. Owners raced them, modified them, rebuilt them, turned them into specials and occasionally constructed vehicles bearing only a philosophical resemblance to the machine that had originally left the Austin factory. The Seven became a favourite of amateur engineers, club racers and mechanically adventurous people who regarded a weekend beneath a car as recreation rather than evidence of poor life choices. Chris Harvey gives the car the historical respect it deserves while preserving the charm that has kept the Austin Seven so popular with enthusiasts. There is plenty of technical and historical information, but the book remains highly browsable, particularly if you enjoy old photographs of people standing proudly beside cars that could probably fit inside the boot of a modern SUV. The Seven’s legacy is extraordinary. It influenced manufacturers both in Britain and abroad, and versions or licensed derivatives appeared in several countries. BMW’s first car, for example, owed much to the Austin Seven design, proving that even the grandest automotive empires can begin with something that looks capable of being parked in a hallway. This 1997 Haynes volume is therefore much more than a nostalgic collection of photographs. It is a portrait of an era when motoring was still becoming normal, when roads were quieter, cars were simpler, and motorists were expected to know what at least some of the mysterious objects beneath the bonnet actually did. A splendid book for Austin enthusiasts, classic-car collectors, vintage motoring fans, amateur mechanics, automotive historians and anybody who believes modern cars would be improved by being approximately half their current size. This copy is in Very Good condition, which is probably better condition than many actual Austin Sevens now sitting patiently beneath tarpaulins while their owners insist that the restoration is “nearly finished”. Available from Crappy Old Books, where depreciation eventually stops and everything becomes collectable instead. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7538/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/austin-seven-octo2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9780946609048 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7537 Tractors of Europe - The Illustrated Guide by Andrew Morland and Peter Henshaw Tractors of Europe – The Illustrated Guide (2005) by Andrew Morland and Peter Henshaw Haynes ISBN: 184425206X Condition: Very Good There are coffee-table books about art, architecture, exotic travel and impossibly expensive sports cars. And then there are books about tractors. Sensible, heavy, mud-spattered tractors that have spent much of their working lives dragging things through fields while making absolutely no attempt whatsoever to look glamorous. Tractors of Europe – The Illustrated Guide is a gloriously thorough celebration of the machines that have spent generations doing the real work of the countryside. Written by Andrew Morland and Peter Henshaw, it travels across Europe examining a huge range of manufacturers, models and designs, from familiar agricultural stalwarts to obscure continental contraptions that look as though they were designed by someone who had very strong opinions about gearboxes. The photographs are the real joy here. Tractor after tractor appears in splendid detail, polished just enough for the camera while still retaining the unmistakable air of machinery that would much rather be towing a plough. Red ones. Green ones. Blue ones. Yellow ones. Enormous ones. Tiny ones. Tractors with elegant curves, tractors made almost entirely from rectangles, and tractors whose designers apparently believed visibility was an optional luxury. Along the way, the book covers the history and development of European tractor manufacturing, showing how agricultural machinery evolved from relatively simple workhorses into increasingly sophisticated machines packed with engineering, hydraulics and enough controls to make a small aircraft feel under-equipped. It is also a reminder of just how many tractor manufacturers Europe has produced. Massey Ferguson, Ford, Fiat, Deutz, Renault, Lamborghini and countless others all appear, demonstrating that virtually every country capable of manufacturing machinery eventually decided that what civilisation really needed was another method of pulling something heavy across a muddy field. And yes, Lamborghini really did make tractors. Long before the name became shorthand for arriving noisily outside a casino, Lamborghini was producing agricultural machinery. Which means there is technically a perfectly respectable historical justification for parking a Lamborghini in a barn. Morland and Henshaw treat the subject seriously without making it painfully technical. There is plenty here for enthusiasts who know exactly what a three-point linkage is, but the photographs and histories also make it enjoyable for those whose agricultural expertise extends no further than recognising that the large thing with enormous rear tyres is probably the tractor. It is particularly good for browsing. Open it anywhere and you are likely to find some magnificently purposeful machine accompanied by details of its manufacturer, history and specifications. Before long you may discover yourself developing surprisingly strong opinions about bonnet design, wheel arrangements and whether tractors were better before manufacturers started giving them cabins resembling small offices. Published by Haynes in 2005, Tractors of Europe has exactly the reassuring quality you would expect from a Haynes-related book: lots of machinery, plenty of detail and the quiet assumption that knowing more about mechanical things is inherently worthwhile. An excellent book for tractor enthusiasts, agricultural history fans, machinery obsessives, engineering types, farmers, former farmers, people who grew up around farms, and anyone who has ever stopped beside a field and thought, “That is a particularly nice tractor.” This copy is in Very Good condition, meaning it has survived considerably better than most tractors of comparable age, and has presumably spent far less time standing outside in February rain. Available from Crappy Old Books, where occasionally even the books have more horsepower than the delivery van. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7537/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tractors-of-europe-oct-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9781844252060 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7536 The Enchanted Wanderer by Nikolai Leskov The Enchanted Wanderer (2012) by Nikolai Leskov – Melville House – ISBN 9781612191034 – Condition: Very Good Russian literature has a reputation for being serious. Very serious. There are often long winters, difficult moral choices, complicated families, unfortunate peasants, philosophical suffering and at least one person staring into the middle distance while reconsidering the meaning of existence. Nikolai Leskov, however, knew how to make things a little stranger. The Enchanted Wanderer follows the extraordinary life of Ivan Flyagin, a man whose existence seems to consist largely of surviving events that would have persuaded most sensible people to stay at home permanently. He travels, serves, fights, suffers, falls in love, encounters monks, soldiers, aristocrats, horse traders and assorted other characters, and generally moves through nineteenth-century Russia as though fate has taken a personal interest in keeping him busy. The result is part adventure story, part spiritual journey, part comic tale and part reminder that if you wander around Russia for long enough, something improbable is almost guaranteed to happen. Leskov was fascinated by Russian life in all its oddness, contradictions and variety, and this story gives him plenty of room to explore it. Ivan is not presented as a neat, straightforward hero. He is impulsive, tough, flawed, emotional and frequently carried along by circumstance. His life unfolds less like a carefully planned career and more like a series of events that somebody forgot to stop. That is part of the appeal. The story moves through violence, romance, religion, guilt, redemption and absurdity, often changing tone with remarkable ease. One moment may feel almost like folklore, the next like social satire, and the next like a confession delivered by somebody who has seen far too much and somehow remains standing. There is also the distinct pleasure of reading a Russian classic that does not require three generations of family trees and a notebook containing twenty-seven patronymics just to keep track of who has entered the room. This Melville House edition from 2012 presents Leskov’s tale in a smart modern format, making it a particularly appealing way into a writer who remains less widely read in English than some of his enormous-bearded contemporaries. The book is in Very Good condition, which is more than can be said for several of the characters by the time Leskov has finished with them. Ideal for readers of Russian literature, literary adventures, nineteenth-century fiction, folklore-infused stories, or anyone who likes protagonists whose life plan appears to consist of “carry on and see what happens.” Another excellent survivor from Crappy Old Books — containing wandering, suffering, strange encounters, spiritual reflection and enough Russian unpredictability to make an ordinary weekend seem embarrassingly uneventful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7536/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-enchanted-wanderer-sep-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Melville House 9781612191034 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7535 Nocilla Dream by Agustin Fernandez Mallo Nocilla Dream (2015) by Agustín Fernández Mallo – Fitzcarraldo Editions – ISBN 9781910695029 – Condition: Very Good There are novels with plots, novels without much plot, and then there are novels that appear to have looked at the whole idea of plot, nodded politely, and wandered off to inspect a desert road, a piece of technology, a lonely motel and several unrelated people instead. Agustín Fernández Mallo’s Nocilla Dream, published in English by Fitzcarraldo Editions in 2015, is very much one of those. Part novel, part collage, part philosophical scrapbook and part literary channel-surfing exercise, Nocilla Dream moves through fragments, characters, places, ideas, quotations and strange little observations with the restless curiosity of somebody who has been given access to the entire modern world and absolutely no instruction to stay on one subject. The book jumps across landscapes and lives, often connecting people and ideas in unexpected ways. There are deserts, roads, anonymous spaces, contemporary technology, science, pop culture, art, isolation and the peculiar experience of being alive in a world where everything appears to be connected to everything else, but nobody is entirely sure what any of it means. In other words, it is perhaps the ideal novel for the internet age, except that it has had the good manners to become a book. Fernández Mallo became associated with the so-called Nocilla Generation in Spanish literature, a loose grouping of writers interested in fragmentary structures, contemporary culture, media, technology and new ways of constructing fiction. This is therefore not a traditional beginning-middle-end affair in which a man inherits a house, encounters a mystery and eventually discovers that the gardener did it. Instead, the reader is invited to assemble meanings from apparently disconnected pieces. Sometimes the connections are obvious. Sometimes they are faint. Sometimes you may suspect there is a connection simply because modern literature has trained you to become suspicious of coincidences. That is part of the fun. The style is experimental without necessarily being hostile, intellectual without requiring you to wear black and smoke outside a university philosophy department, and full of the sort of unexpected juxtapositions that make ordinary things briefly seem very strange. There is also something rather appropriate about owning this Fitzcarraldo edition physically. The publisher is known for producing distinctive literary books with an almost aggressively tasteful appearance, meaning that even if you temporarily lose track of what is happening inside, the book will continue looking extremely intelligent on the shelf. This copy is in Very Good condition, so unlike some of the fragmented lives and landscapes contained within, it has remained admirably well organised. Ideal for readers of experimental fiction, contemporary European literature, literary collage, postmodern writing, unconventional narratives, or anyone who has ever opened seventeen browser tabs, forgotten why, and thought the resulting experience might make an interesting novel. Another slightly bewildering but very respectable survivor from Crappy Old Books — perfect for readers who believe a novel does not necessarily need to tell one story when it can tell twenty-seven fragments, three theories, two deserts and something involving a road instead. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7535/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nocilla-dream-sep-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fitzcarraldo Editions 9781910695029 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7534 Insight into Addiction by Andrew Radmall Insight into Addiction (2011) by Andrew Radmall – CWR – ISBN 9781853456619 – Condition: Very Good Addiction is one of those subjects everybody thinks they understand right up until somebody asks them to explain it properly. Andrew Radmall’s Insight into Addiction, published by CWR in 2011, sets out to look beyond the easy labels and simplistic explanations and examine what addiction is, why it develops, how it affects people and what recovery may involve. It is a subject surrounded by an impressive collection of myths, assumptions, clichés and well-meaning advice. “Just stop” has, historically, proved about as useful as telling someone with insomnia to “just go to sleep”, and books such as this exist partly because human behaviour is rather more complicated than the slogans people invent for it. Radmall approaches addiction as something involving the whole person rather than simply a bad habit that has become inconvenient. The book considers the emotional, psychological and practical dimensions of addictive behaviour and aims to provide readers with a clearer understanding of the patterns that can keep people trapped. It also looks at the difficult question of change. Recovery is rarely a matter of discovering one miraculous sentence, writing it on a Post-it note and waking up transformed the following morning. It tends to involve recognising patterns, understanding triggers, accepting responsibility, developing support and gradually replacing damaging behaviour with something more sustainable. Which, admittedly, is far less exciting than the advertisements promising that your entire life can be repaired before breakfast. Published by CWR, this is particularly suited to readers interested in counselling, pastoral care, support work, recovery and the wider human questions surrounding dependency and compulsive behaviour. The value of a book like this is not necessarily that it provides a single neat explanation. Addiction rarely has the courtesy to be neat. Rather, it offers a framework for thinking about a complicated subject that affects individuals, families and communities in very different ways. It can therefore be useful both to readers dealing with the subject personally and to those trying to understand someone else’s experience. Sometimes simply understanding what is happening is an important first step, even if understanding does not automatically make everything easy. This copy is in Very Good condition, which is considerably more straightforward than most of the issues discussed inside it. Ideal for readers interested in addiction and recovery, counselling students, support workers, pastoral carers, psychology readers, or anyone looking for a thoughtful introduction to a subject that is frequently discussed with far more confidence than knowledge. Another useful survivor from Crappy Old Books — tackling one of life’s more serious subjects and, unlike many people on the internet, attempting to understand it before offering an opinion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7534/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/insight-into-addiction-sep-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books CWR 9781853456619 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7533 The Queens Orders Of Chivalry by Ivan De La Bere The Queen’s Orders of Chivalry (1964) by Ivan De La Bere – Spring Books – ISBN: None – Condition: Good There are honours, and then there are Honours. Ivan De La Bere’s The Queen’s Orders of Chivalry, published by Spring Books in 1964, is a suitably dignified journey through the elaborate world of British orders, decorations, insignia and ceremonial distinction — the system by which centuries of monarchy, military service, public duty and national tradition have been transformed into stars, crosses, ribbons, collars and splendidly complicated things to wear around one’s neck. It covers the great chivalric orders associated with the British Crown, explaining their origins, traditions, structure and significance. These are institutions with names such as the Order of the Garter, the Order of the Thistle, the Order of the Bath and other wonderfully grand creations that make an ordinary workplace “Employee of the Month” certificate seem rather underdeveloped. The history behind these orders stretches back centuries, often involving kings, queens, warfare, loyalty, court politics, heraldry and the recurring royal conviction that important people should be identified by wearing something extremely ornate. And ornate they certainly are. The insignia associated with the various orders can involve richly enamelled badges, stars, chains, ribbons and symbolic devices, all designed in an age when nobody believed official recognition should consist of a small plastic trophy ordered online. De La Bere provides the historical background to these institutions and places them within the wider story of the British monarchy and state. It is therefore a useful book not only for those interested in medals and decorations, but also for readers of royal history, military history, heraldry and ceremonial tradition. Published in 1964, this edition also captures the subject during the reign of Queen Elizabeth II, at a time when the rituals of monarchy remained highly visible and the old structures of the honours system still carried much of their traditional formality. The book has the pleasing seriousness of mid-century publishing, when a volume about orders of chivalry could be produced without anybody feeling the need to turn it into a celebrity countdown or add “You Won’t Believe Number Seven” to the cover. This copy is in Good condition, making it a respectable example for reading, collecting or keeping somewhere prominent in case you ever need to identify exactly what somebody in a portrait is wearing. There is no ISBN, which is entirely reasonable for a book from 1964. It comes from that civilised transitional period when books could still enter the world without immediately being assigned a barcode and interrogated by a database. Ideal for collectors of royal memorabilia, students of British ceremonial history, enthusiasts of medals and decorations, heraldry fans, or anyone who has ever wondered why one person at a state occasion appears to be wearing enough metalwork to require structural reinforcement. Another dignified survivor from Crappy Old Books — packed with tradition, ceremony, heraldry and proof that if Britain has historically done one thing extremely well, it is inventing increasingly elaborate ways of saying, “Well done.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7533/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-queens-orders-of-chivalry-sep-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Spring Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7532 All Colour Book of Art Nouveau by Geoffrey Warren All Colour Book of Art Nouveau (1974) by Geoffrey Warren – Octopus Books – ISBN 0706400682 – Condition: Good There was a period when artists, architects and designers collectively decided that straight lines were rather dull, flowers ought to be everywhere, women should have impossibly flowing hair, and even a door handle might as well look as though it had just grown organically out of a lily pond. That period was Art Nouveau. Geoffrey Warren’s All Colour Book of Art Nouveau, published by Octopus Books in 1974, is a compact introduction to one of the most recognisable decorative movements ever to wind its way around a poster, staircase, vase, lamp, building façade or extremely elaborate piece of furniture. Art Nouveau flourished around the end of the nineteenth century and the beginning of the twentieth, bringing with it a love of sweeping curves, natural forms, floral patterns, elegant figures and the general principle that if something could be decorated, it almost certainly should be. The movement appeared across Europe in slightly different forms, turning up in architecture, interiors, jewellery, furniture, glass, ceramics, illustration and graphic design. It was decorative art with absolutely no intention of pretending not to be decorative. This book gathers together examples of the style in colour, making it a useful visual introduction for anyone who enjoys design that refuses to sit quietly in the background. Expect curling stems, sinuous lines, stylised plants, decorative lettering, ornate interiors and the sort of visual excess that makes modern minimalism look as though somebody simply forgot to finish furnishing the room. The appeal of Art Nouveau is that it occupies that wonderful territory between art and everyday life. A poster can become a work of art. A lamp can become a sculpture. A staircase can apparently develop tendrils. It was a movement that seemed determined to make ordinary surroundings more beautiful, even if this occasionally involved making everything considerably harder to dust. Geoffrey Warren’s book is particularly suited to readers who want a broad visual survey rather than a dense academic treatise. It gives a flavour of the movement, its forms and its decorative ambitions without demanding that you first complete a degree in European design history. Published in the 1970s, the book also has a certain period charm of its own. There is something rather pleasing about a 1974 book celebrating the decorative splendour of the 1890s, particularly now that both periods have themselves become collectible. This copy is in Good condition, making it a perfectly respectable example for reading, browsing or leaving strategically on a coffee table so visitors assume you have strong opinions about Hector Guimard and decorative ironwork. Ideal for collectors of art books, lovers of Art Nouveau, students of design history, admirers of vintage illustration, or anyone who believes a perfectly ordinary object can always be improved by adding another curve. Another attractive survivor from Crappy Old Books — proof that there was once a time when designers looked at a plain wall and thought, “No. This clearly needs more flowers.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7532/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/all-colour-book-of-art-nouveau-sep-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Octopus Books 9780706400687 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7531 1066 and all That by Walter Carruthers Sellar and Robert Julian Yeatman Here’s one in the usual Crappy Old Books style: 1066 and All That (1936) by W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman – Methuen – ISBN: None – Condition: Fair British history can be a complicated business. There are kings, queens, wars, reforms, rebellions, acts of parliament, invasions, counter-invasions, people called Æthelred, several Richards, far too many Henrys and an alarming number of occasions on which everybody seems to have been fighting everybody else for reasons that were probably perfectly clear at the time. Fortunately, Walter Carruthers Sellar and Robert Julian Yeatman decided that none of this needed to be taken quite so seriously. First published in 1930, 1066 and All That is one of the great comic assaults on the way British history used to be taught: a magnificent parade of half-remembered facts, mangled dates, heroic misunderstandings and confidently incorrect conclusions, all delivered in the solemn tone of a school textbook that has somehow gone badly wrong. This 1936 Methuen edition contains the familiar procession of Romans, Saxons, Normans, Tudors, Stuarts and other historical nuisances, all carefully reduced to the handful of facts that every properly educated person was apparently expected to remember after forgetting almost everything else. The Battle of Hastings is here, naturally. So are the Magna Carta, the Spanish Armada, the Civil War and the gradual development of Britain into what the authors describe, with magnificent confidence, as the world’s leading historical subject. The joke throughout is that history is not presented as it actually happened, but as people vaguely remember being taught that it happened. Facts become “Memorable,” monarchs become either “Good Things” or “Bad Things,” and centuries of political complexity are reduced to wonderfully absurd summaries that are often more memorable than the real events. Sellar and Yeatman were particularly good at puncturing the pompous tone of old-fashioned history teaching. Their version of the national story is full of solemn nonsense, deliberate contradictions and the kind of logic that makes complete sense provided you do not examine it too closely. It is also one of those books that remains funny partly because the thing it mocks has never entirely disappeared. Most people still remember British history as a handful of kings, a few battles, one or two executions, some vague business involving the Pope and the definite conviction that 1066 was Important. This copy dates from 1936 and is in Fair condition. It is, it must be admitted, quite grubby, and there are some scribbles to the inside cover. In other words, this is not the pristine copy that spent ninety years untouched in a glass cabinet. This is the copy that appears to have actually encountered human beings. The grubby appearance gives it a certain educational authenticity. One can easily imagine it having been dragged through classrooms, bedrooms, attics and several generations of people who intended to learn some history and instead discovered that mocking it was considerably more enjoyable. The scribbles inside the cover also suggest a previous owner felt the book required further annotation. Whether these constitute scholarly commentary, mathematical experimentation or simple evidence that someone once possessed a pencil is best left to future historians. There is no ISBN, because this edition predates ISBNs by several decades and has therefore managed perfectly well without one. Ideal for collectors of vintage humour, lovers of British history, fans of comic writing, or anyone who has ever stared at a list of medieval monarchs and thought that surely there must be an easier way. Another battered but cheerful survivor from Crappy Old Books — quite grubby, slightly scribbled-on, and still considerably easier to understand than the Wars of the Roses. Tighten the blurb for online buyers https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7531/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fountain-library-sep-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7530 Old Greek Stories - The Siege of Troy and the Wanderings of Ulysses by Charles Henry Hanson Old Greek Stories - The Siege of Troy and the Wanderings of Ulysses (1897) by Charles Henry Hanson – T. Nelson and Sons – ISBN: None – Condition: Good Before cinema discovered that Greek mythology could be improved by adding enormous budgets, questionable accents and men with unusually polished abdominal muscles, there were books like this. Published in 1897 by T. Nelson and Sons, Charles Henry Hanson’s Old Greek Stories - The Siege of Troy and the Wanderings of Ulysses takes two of the great foundations of Western storytelling — the Trojan War and the extraordinary journey home of Ulysses — and retells them for a broad reading audience in the clear, vigorous style of the Victorian period. And what material he had to work with. First, there is Troy: armies, kings, pride, betrayal, prophecy, quarrelling gods, extremely poor relationship decisions and one very famous wooden horse which really should have raised more questions than it apparently did. Then comes Ulysses, or Odysseus if you prefer the Greek form of the name, who finishes one enormous war only to discover that getting home is going to be considerably more complicated than expected. His return journey includes monsters, enchantresses, shipwrecks, divine interference, dangerous islands, bad navigation, worse luck and a succession of incidents that make modern complaints about delayed trains seem embarrassingly minor. At the heart of the book are stories that have survived for thousands of years because they contain almost everything human beings appear unable to stop doing: falling in love unwisely, becoming jealous, boasting, fighting, ignoring warnings, offending supernatural beings and then acting surprised when events deteriorate. Hanson presents these legends in the tradition of nineteenth-century classical storytelling, when ancient Greece was considered both educational and entertaining and children could apparently be trusted with tales involving war, revenge, monsters and divine punishment without anyone demanding a content warning. There is something particularly appealing about reading Greek mythology in an edition this old. The stories themselves were ancient when Queen Victoria was young, and this particular volume has now survived well over a century on top of that. The result is a book that feels less like a modern retelling and more like a small surviving piece of the long tradition through which these stories have been handed down. This copy is in Good condition, especially considering that it dates from 1897. It has therefore successfully survived the Victorian era, two world wars, decimalisation, the invention of television, the internet and generations of people deciding that old books should probably be thrown away because nobody reads them anymore. It also has no ISBN, largely because the ISBN system was still approximately seventy years away from existing when this book was printed. This is therefore from the glorious period when books were apparently allowed to exist simply by having a title, an author and a publisher. Ideal for collectors of Victorian books, enthusiasts of Greek mythology, readers interested in Troy and Ulysses, admirers of antique children’s literature, or anyone who would like to own something published before aeroplanes, radio broadcasting and most of the modern world had properly got started. Another venerable survivor from Crappy Old Books — containing war, monsters, gods, heroic voyages and one of history’s most successful examples of somebody saying, “Let’s bring that enormous suspicious wooden object inside the city. What could possibly go wrong?” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7530/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/old-greek-stories-sep-2026.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books T Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7529 Summer Before The Dark by Doris Lessing Summer Before The Dark (1973) by Doris Lessing – Jonathan Cape – ISBN 0224008323 – First Edition – Condition: Good There are summers when people go to the seaside, eat too much ice cream and complain about the weather. And then there are summers when the carefully assembled machinery of middle-class life starts making a suspicious rattling noise and someone begins wondering whether the entire thing was put together correctly in the first place. Doris Lessing’s Summer Before The Dark, first published in 1973, belongs very much to the second category. At the centre of the novel is Kate Brown, a middle-aged wife and mother whose life has largely been defined by the requirements of other people. Family, husband, children, domestic arrangements, social expectations — the usual collection of responsibilities that somehow accumulate until a person discovers they have become extremely efficient at running a life they are no longer entirely sure belongs to them. Then, with her children away and her husband occupied elsewhere, Kate finds herself unexpectedly presented with something dangerous: freedom. Rather than immediately purchasing a sports car or joining a commune, she takes a job as an interpreter for an international conference. This introduces her to a different world of travel, hotels, professional responsibilities and people who have no particular interest in whether the washing has been brought in. From there, the familiar framework of her life begins quietly coming apart. What follows is not so much a dramatic escape as a slow and often uncomfortable examination of identity. Kate begins to question the roles she has accepted, the appearance she has maintained, the expectations placed upon women, and the unsettling possibility that much of what society calls a personality may simply be a collection of habits performed for the convenience of everyone else. Lessing, naturally, is not particularly interested in making any of this cosy. Summer Before The Dark is a novel about ageing, marriage, independence, femininity, illness, appearance, loneliness and the strange process of discovering what remains when the usual labels are removed. It is thoughtful, psychological and occasionally uncomfortable in exactly the way that good Doris Lessing novels tend to be. She does not so much reassure the reader as politely remove the chair they were sitting on and ask why they needed it. This is a 1973 Jonathan Cape first edition, and the book itself remains in pretty good condition. There is, however, one small mystery. On the rear is a pencil scribble reading “980 1214 10AM”. An attempt was made to erase it, but the inscription has proved more determined than expected and remains visible. What this means is unknown. It may have been a telephone number, an appointment, a coded message, a reminder to invade somewhere at ten in the morning, or simply the work of a previous owner who had access to a pencil and insufficient respect for posterity. We tried rubbing it out. It won. Accordingly, it remains part of the book’s history, whether anybody likes it or not. For collectors, this is still an appealing early copy of an important Doris Lessing novel, and the stubborn pencil notation arguably gives it rather more personality than a completely immaculate volume that has spent fifty years sitting untouched behind glass. Ideal for readers of twentieth-century literary fiction, collectors of Doris Lessing, anyone interested in novels about women reassessing their lives, or those who enjoy books in which absolutely nothing explodes but quite a lot quietly falls apart. Another respectable survivor from Crappy Old Books — complete with literary significance, existential unease and a mysterious appointment at 10AM that, more than half a century later, we regret to inform you has probably been missed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7529/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-summer-before-the-dark-sep-2026.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape 9780224008327 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7528 The Bhagavad Gita by Sri Sankaracharya The Bhagavad Gita (1981) by Sri Sankaracharya – Samata Books – ISBN: None – Condition: Good There are books which tell you how to cook supper, books which tell you how to repair a carburettor, and then there are books which calmly attempt to explain duty, existence, the self, reality, morality, action, detachment and the nature of the divine. The Bhagavad Gita belongs firmly in the latter category, which does make it slightly more ambitious than the average paperback. This 1981 edition from Samata Books presents the Bhagavad Gita with the philosophical tradition of Sri Sankaracharya, one of the most influential commentators in Indian philosophy. The text itself forms part of the Mahabharata and takes the shape of a dialogue between the warrior Arjuna and Krishna, conducted at what can only be described as an extremely inconvenient moment: immediately before a battle. Arjuna, faced with the prospect of fighting people he knows, quite reasonably has something of a crisis. Krishna responds not with a cup of tea and a suggestion that everyone sleep on it, but with a sweeping discussion of duty, action, knowledge, devotion, the soul, the universe and the proper way to understand one’s place within it. From there, matters become considerably deeper. The Gita explores questions that have occupied philosophers, theologians and ordinary people for centuries: How should we act? What are we responsible for? Should we pursue results or concentrate on the action itself? What exactly is the self? Why are we here? And, perhaps most importantly, why does attempting to answer any of these questions invariably produce three more questions? Sri Sankaracharya’s association with Advaita Vedanta gives this edition particular philosophical interest. His thought emphasises non-duality and the idea that ultimate reality is not quite arranged in the neat little compartments we usually imagine it to be. Which is reassuring in one sense and slightly inconvenient in another, especially if you were hoping reality came with labelled drawers. This is consequently not light reading in the traditional sense. Nobody is murdered on page three to get the plot moving, there are no detectives, and there is disappointingly little discussion of property prices. Instead, the reader gets several thousand years of accumulated philosophical weight compressed into a compact volume that can make an ordinary Tuesday afternoon unexpectedly metaphysical. It is also one of those books that can be read in several different ways. Some approach it as sacred scripture, some as philosophy, some as literature, and some simply because they bought it second-hand and thought, “I really ought to understand this.” All are perfectly respectable reasons, although the last is probably how quite a few copies have ended up on bookshelves. This copy is in Good condition. There is no ISBN, which is hardly surprising for this sort of edition and does lend it a pleasing air of having existed before databases became convinced that everything in civilisation needed a thirteen-digit number. Ideal for readers interested in Hindu philosophy, Vedanta, comparative religion, Indian thought, classical spiritual texts, or anyone who has reached the stage in life where another crime novel simply will not answer the larger questions. Another thoughtful survivor from Crappy Old Books — for those occasions when what you really need is not another possession, but a book quietly suggesting that attachment to possessions may have been the problem all along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7528/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bhagavad-gita-sep-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Samata Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7527 Rich by Craig Raine Rich (1984) by Craig Raine – Faber and Faber – ISBN 0571133088 – Condition: Good Rich by Craig Raine is the sort of book that reminds you that poetry does not necessarily have to sit quietly in a meadow contemplating a daffodil. It can poke things, turn them upside down, peer at them from inconvenient angles and occasionally make perfectly ordinary objects seem as though they have just arrived on Earth and are being described by someone who has never seen a kettle before. Published by Faber and Faber in 1984, Rich comes from Craig Raine, one of the poets most closely associated with the wonderfully named “Martian” school of poetry. This did not, disappointingly, involve green men, flying saucers or government cover-ups in Wiltshire. Instead, it involved looking at familiar things as though they were completely unfamiliar — taking everyday life, shaking it vigorously, and seeing what falls out. The result is poetry full of strange perspectives, sharp images and those little moments when a sentence makes you stop and think, “Yes, that is actually a very peculiar way of describing that,” shortly before realising that it is also rather accurate. Raine’s poetry has an observational quality that can make the ordinary seem exotic and the exotic strangely ordinary. Bodies, buildings, objects, relationships and bits of modern life are examined with the mildly suspicious attention of someone who has been told that everything around him is perfectly normal but has decided to check for himself. This is therefore not necessarily a book for anyone who believes poetry should always rhyme, contain a skylark and end with somebody gazing wistfully across a valley. It is much more suited to readers who enjoy language being made to work for its living. There is wit here, but it is not joke-book wit. There is intelligence, but thankfully the book does not arrive with a lecturer attached. Instead, Rich has the slightly mischievous quality of poetry that keeps shifting the furniture around inside your head while insisting that it has touched nothing. And because this is a 1984 Faber poetry collection, it also has that pleasingly serious literary appearance which allows you to leave it somewhere prominent and give visitors the impression that you spend your evenings discussing metaphor rather than watching television and eating biscuits. This copy is in Good condition, with some light fading to the spine and cover. In other words, the years have gently introduced themselves, but have not staged a coup. It remains a perfectly respectable reading copy and, at more than forty years old, has earned the right to look slightly less vivid than it did during the miners’ strike. Ideal for admirers of Craig Raine, collectors of Faber poetry, readers interested in modern British poetry, or anyone who likes writers who can take something completely commonplace and make it seem briefly, wonderfully peculiar. Another literary survivor from Crappy Old Books — because sometimes being Rich merely means owning a second-hand book of poetry from 1984 and having enough money left over for tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7527/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rich-sep-2026.jpg 0.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571133086 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7526 The Diet Trap by Jason Lillis Joanne Dahl and Sandra M Weineland The Diet Trap (2014) by Jason Lillis, Joanne Dahl and Sandra M. Weineland – New Harbinger Publications Diet books have traditionally made a very attractive promise. Follow these rules. Avoid these foods. Buy this kitchen appliance. Become a completely different person by Thursday. The Diet Trap, by Jason Lillis, Joanne Dahl and Sandra M. Weineland, takes a rather different approach. Instead of assuming that the problem is simply a shortage of meal plans, calorie charts or stern advice involving celery, the authors look at the psychological side of dieting: the habits, emotions, self-criticism and all-or-nothing thinking that can turn eating into a permanent negotiation with yourself. Which is awkward, because you are extremely difficult to avoid. Drawing on Acceptance and Commitment Therapy, or ACT, the book encourages readers to examine what is really driving their relationship with food, weight and body image rather than endlessly beginning another programme that promises everything will be sorted once you have removed carbohydrates from the building. The central idea is refreshingly inconvenient. Perhaps the problem is not that you have failed to find the correct diet. Perhaps constantly fighting yourself is part of the trap. That means fewer dramatic declarations about never eating cake again and rather more attention to thoughts, emotions, habits and the values that actually matter in everyday life. This is not a book obsessed with achieving perfect dietary obedience. It is more interested in helping readers step away from cycles of restriction, guilt, frustration and renewed determination — the familiar process in which Monday morning begins with absolute commitment and Wednesday afternoon involves staring accusingly at a biscuit. The authors explore the mental rules people create around food and weight. “I’ve ruined the day.” “I shouldn’t have eaten that.” “I’ll start properly tomorrow.” “I was good all week.” Food, apparently, has somehow acquired a moral classification system normally reserved for major philosophical questions. The Diet Trap asks the reader to notice those patterns rather than simply replacing them with a fresh collection of rules. Acceptance, in this context, does not mean giving up. It means learning to tolerate uncomfortable thoughts and feelings without automatically allowing them to dictate behaviour. Which sounds straightforward until somebody places warm bread nearby. The book also places emphasis on values and long-term choices. What sort of life do you actually want? What matters beyond a number on the scales? How much time and mental energy is being consumed by dieting, worrying, judging and planning the next attempt to become a more acceptable version of yourself? These are rather larger questions than whether lunch should contain 37 or 42 grams of something. Published by New Harbinger in 2014, the book sits somewhere between psychology, self-help and practical behavioural change, making it particularly interesting for readers who have become suspicious of the traditional diet-book cycle. It is not promising a magical metabolism. It does not claim that one unusual fruit discovered in a remote valley will solve everything. And there is, disappointingly, no secret ingredient. Instead, the emphasis is on developing a healthier and more flexible relationship with food, body image and the thoughts that tend to accompany them. That makes it a useful read for anyone interested in ACT, behavioural psychology, eating habits or the peculiar ability of human beings to turn a perfectly ordinary meal into a full internal tribunal. This copy is in Good condition, making it a solid reading copy for anyone who wants a diet-related book that spends rather less time shouting instructions from the kitchen scales. Ideal for readers of psychology and self-help, people curious about Acceptance and Commitment Therapy, or anyone exhausted by books that begin by instructing them to throw away everything currently in the cupboard. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all foods remain morally neutral and the only thing routinely weighed is the parcel before postage. ISBN: 9781608827091 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7526/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-diet-trap-sep-2026.jpg 5.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Harbinger Publications 9781608827091 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7525 Only Child by Jack Ketchum Only Child (1995) by Jack Ketchum – Headline Feature Slight 1 inch tear to back spine, not serious, but a blemish on an otherwise very good copy. Some family disputes involve awkward Christmas dinners. Some involve arguments over who gets the good china. And then there is Jack Ketchum. Only Child, published by Headline Feature in 1995, is a dark, brutal psychological horror novel about a family relationship that has gone far beyond dysfunctional and entered the territory where everybody should probably stop pretending things can be sorted out over coffee. At the centre of the story is a child caught between adults whose relationship has become poisonous, obsessive and increasingly dangerous. Ketchum takes the familiar territory of marriage breakdown, custody, possessiveness and domestic conflict and removes every comforting assumption that sensible people will eventually intervene and restore order. They might. But this is Jack Ketchum, so optimism should probably be packed separately. Rather than supernatural monsters, haunted houses or ancient curses, the horror comes from something considerably more uncomfortable: ordinary human beings behaving appallingly. There are no vampires to blame. No demons. No mysterious artefact purchased from an eccentric antique dealer. Just control, resentment, obsession and the terrifying possibility that somebody who believes they are entitled to another person may keep pushing long after any reasonable boundary has disappeared. Ketchum was particularly good at this kind of horror. His stories often work because the situations feel disturbingly possible. The violence is not occurring in a Gothic castle surrounded by wolves. It is happening in homes, cars, courtrooms and ordinary streets. Places where people are supposed to be safe. That makes Only Child less a traditional horror story than a steadily tightening psychological nightmare. The tension comes from watching relationships deteriorate while knowing that the people involved are not necessarily capable of making sensible decisions. Which, unfortunately, is one of the more realistic foundations for horror. There is also a grim examination of parenthood running through the novel. People frequently say they would do anything for their child. Ketchum appears to have heard that sentence and wondered: “Anything?” A dangerous question. The novel explores the difference between love and possession, protection and control, and the terrible consequences that can follow when adults treat a child as something to be won rather than a person caught in the middle. It is uncomfortable material, and deliberately so. Ketchum was never especially interested in giving readers a pleasant little scare before sending them safely to bed. He preferred horror that lingered. The kind that leaves you staring at the last page for a moment before deciding perhaps you will read something about gardening next. Published under the Headline Feature imprint in the mid-1990s, this edition has all the appeal of period horror paperbacks from an era when covers frequently suggested that whatever was inside would not be improving your sleep. And in this case, that seems fair. This copy is in Good condition, making it a solid reading copy for collectors of Jack Ketchum, 1990s horror, psychological thrillers or fiction that finds its monsters rather closer to home than is entirely comfortable. Ideal for readers who like horror without supernatural safety nets, domestic thrillers with genuinely nasty edges, or books in which the phrase “family problems” turns out to be doing an extraordinary amount of work. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where dysfunctional families are confined to the fiction shelves and all custody disputes over books are settled by whoever pays first. ISBN: 0747249008 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7525/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/only-child-sep-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline Feature 9780747249009 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7524 Money in the Bank by PG Wodehouse Money in the Bank (1946) by P. G. Wodehouse – Herbert Jenkins – First UK Edition, First Printing Money is a wonderfully useful thing. It buys food, houses, clothes and, in the world of P. G. Wodehouse, provides an almost inexhaustible reason for otherwise respectable people to behave like complete idiots. Money in the Bank, published by Herbert Jenkins in 1946, is vintage Wodehouse: a glorious mixture of misplaced fortunes, romantic complications, eccentric aristocrats, scheming relatives and people attempting elaborate plans that would be considerably easier if everybody involved simply sat down and told the truth. Naturally, nobody does. That would make for a very short book. At the centre of proceedings is money which has become inconveniently difficult to locate, setting off the familiar Wodehousian machinery of misunderstanding, deception and increasingly desperate improvisation. This is a universe in which financial problems are rarely solved by visiting a bank manager. Instead, they involve country houses, improbable schemes, inconvenient engagements, mistaken assumptions and at least one person having to pretend to be something they are not. Perfectly sensible. Wodehouse was one of the great masters of turning minor social difficulties into catastrophes of almost operatic complexity. A conversation that should last thirty seconds becomes a crisis. A romantic misunderstanding develops strategic implications. A harmless lie requires six more lies and possibly a change of clothes. And money, whenever introduced into proceedings, immediately starts behaving like an unexploded device. The joy, of course, is the language. Wodehouse could describe embarrassment, panic and romantic despair with such effortless comic precision that even characters facing financial ruin somehow appear to be having a rather enjoyable afternoon. Nobody merely enters a room. Nobody merely looks surprised. Nobody simply dislikes somebody else. Every emotional state receives the full decorative treatment. Published in Britain just after the Second World War, Money in the Bank also belongs to an interesting moment in Wodehouse’s publishing history, when readers were returning to the particular comfort of his comic world after years in which real life had been considerably less amusing. And what a comforting world it is. Country houses still stand. Aunts remain dangerous. Young men remain financially unreliable. And somewhere a butler knows considerably more than everyone else. This copy is particularly interesting because it is the First UK Edition, First Printing, published by Herbert Jenkins in 1946. So this is not merely an old Wodehouse reading copy. It is the first British appearance of the novel in book form, which gives it an extra bit of bibliographical charm for collectors. Condition is Good, though there is an issue to note at the front. The inner hinge at the first page has opened into a visible gap, although the cloth remains intact and is still holding the book together. In other words, there is some weakness there, but the binding has not staged a complete rebellion. Given that the book is now around eighty years old, a little structural grumbling seems understandable. The rest remains a pleasing example of a collectible early Wodehouse edition that can still be enjoyed rather than merely placed behind glass and spoken about in hushed tones. Ideal for Wodehouse collectors, lovers of classic British comic fiction, devotees of beautifully constructed farce or anyone who believes money would solve all their problems and would benefit from several hundred pages demonstrating otherwise. Also useful for anyone who wants to see just how much chaos can be generated from money, romance and a group of people who should under no circumstances be trusted with a plan. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where money is occasionally in the bank, books are generally on the shelves, and slightly tired hinges are treated with considerably more sympathy than slightly tired excuses. ISBN: None Condition: Good Edition: First UK Edition, First Printing Condition note: Inner hinge at the first page has a gap, but the cloth remains intact and is holding the binding together. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7524/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/money-in-the-bank-sep-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herbert Jenkins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7523 World of Toys by Leslie Daiken World of Toys (1963) by Leslie Daiken – Lambarde Press Before toys required batteries, firmware updates, parental controls and an accompanying app that somehow needs your email address, they were generally expected to do something radical. They relied on imagination. Leslie Daiken’s World of Toys, published by Lambarde Press in 1963, is a charming exploration of the extraordinary variety of toys created for children across different places, periods and traditions. And toys, it turns out, are much more revealing than they first appear. A doll is never just a doll. A wooden horse is not merely a wooden horse. A tin train, puppet, spinning top or miniature cart can tell you something about the people who made it, the materials they had available, the lives children saw around them and the kind of world adults imagined children ought to rehearse for. Which makes the history of toys slightly more serious than a nursery floor would suggest. Daiken looks at toys not merely as playthings but as objects of craft, culture and social history. Some are simple. Some are ingenious. Some are beautifully made. Some look as though they were designed by a particularly determined uncle in a shed. And some have survived long enough to become collectors’ items despite originally being intended for someone to drag behind them on a piece of string. Published in 1963, the book comes from a fascinating moment in toy history. Traditional wooden and handmade toys still had a strong presence, but plastics, mass production and modern manufacturing were transforming what children played with and how toys were made. The old world and the new were overlapping. A child might have a wooden fort, a tinplate car and something brightly coloured and moulded in plastic all in the same room. Nobody yet knew that, within a few decades, many toys would begin speaking without being asked. There is something particularly appealing about older books on toys because they treat play as something worth documenting. Children’s objects are often dismissed as temporary things, used hard, broken, repaired, handed down and eventually thrown away. Yet they preserve enormous amounts of social history. What did adults think boys should play with? What did they give girls? Which toys represented work, war, transport, domestic life or fantasy? What was considered educational? And how many generations of adults sincerely believed that a child receiving a carefully made wooden toy would appreciate it more than the cardboard box? The answer to the last question remains disappointing. World of Toys is also likely to appeal to anyone interested in folk art and craftsmanship. Toys are often miniature exercises in design and engineering. Wheels must turn. Figures must balance. Joints must move. Things must survive being dropped. Usually repeatedly. Often from stairs. A toy that survives long enough to become antique has therefore passed one of the harshest durability tests known to manufacturing: ownership by a child. There is also the unavoidable nostalgia factor. Old toys have a peculiar ability to transport people instantly back to childhood. One glimpse of a familiar train, doll or mechanical toy and an otherwise sensible adult may suddenly begin explaining in exhaustive detail that theirs was exactly like that except theirs was blue and had one wheel missing. This book captures that world before nostalgia had fully taken over. In 1963 many of the toys shown would still have been familiar objects rather than vintage treasures. That makes the book itself part of the history it describes. This copy is in Good condition, which is especially pleasing for a book about objects that generally received considerably rougher treatment than books ever did. Ideal for collectors of vintage toys, social historians, designers, nostalgia enthusiasts, doll and model collectors, or anyone fascinated by the ingenious things humans have invented to stop children saying, “I’m bored.” Also suitable for anyone who remembers when a toy could provide several years of entertainment without once displaying the message LOW BATTERY. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where vintage toys are admired from a safe distance because the shelves are already full enough without somebody starting a collection of clockwork bears. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7523/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/world-of-toys-sep-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lambarde Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7522 The Life of Principal Edwards by TW Chance The Life of Principal Edwards (1934) by T. W. Chance – Priory Press There are biographies of kings, generals, explorers and people who discovered something important by accident. And then there are biographies of principals. Which suggests a different sort of courage entirely. The Life of Principal Edwards, written by T. W. Chance and published by Priory Press in 1934, is a period biography of a man whose life and work were considered significant enough to deserve a proper printed account at a time when being described as a “Principal” generally implied rather more dignity, gravity and paperwork than it does today. This is very much a book from the age of serious biography. No sensational subtitle. No “the untold story”. No promise of scandal, betrayal or shocking revelations on page 147. Just a life, carefully considered. Principal Edwards belonged to a world in which education, public service, religion and intellectual life carried a certain formal weight. Institutions mattered. Character mattered. Duty mattered. People wrote letters with proper punctuation and occasionally used the word “thereupon” without irony. Chance’s account reflects that atmosphere. It is the sort of biography that expects the reader to take an interest in a person’s work, principles, relationships and contribution rather than merely asking whether they once had an embarrassing incident in a hotel. There is something rather appealing about that. Older biographies often have a confidence modern books rarely possess. They do not feel compelled to make every chapter explosive. They simply proceed through a life, recording achievements, struggles, influences and the kind of steady work that rarely gets adapted into a six-part television drama. And yet books like this are often valuable precisely because they preserve people who might otherwise drift into obscurity. Institutions survive. Names on plaques survive. Old photographs survive. But the actual person behind them can easily become little more than a line in an archive. A biography stops that happening. Published in 1934, this volume also carries the particular flavour of interwar publishing: solid, restrained and entirely uninterested in looking fashionable. Which, nearly a century later, makes it rather charming. This is the kind of book that looks as though it belongs in a study with dark furniture, a ticking clock and somebody quietly reading correspondence at a desk. This copy is in Good condition, with fading to the outer parts, including the covers and spine. The fading is noticeable but cosmetic and gives the book exactly the sort of gently weathered appearance one might reasonably expect from a volume now around ninety years old. It has, in other words, aged more visibly on the outside than on the inside. A common human problem. Ideal for collectors of older biographies, institutional history, educational history, religious or social history, or anyone who enjoys rescuing serious old books from the period before every biography needed celebrity endorsement. Also suitable for readers who appreciate the quiet dignity of a book about a life that once mattered deeply to the people who knew it, even if the modern world has mostly moved on. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where distinguished principals, faded spines and forgotten lives are all granted another term. ISBN: None Condition: Good Notes: Fading to the outer parts, including the covers and spine https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7522/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-life-of-principal-edwards-sep-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Priory Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7521 The Boys Book of Conjuring by unknown The Boys Book of Conjuring (c.1950s) by Unknown – Ward, Lock & Co. There was a time when a perfectly acceptable way to entertain children was to hand them a book of conjuring tricks and trust that the curtains, crockery and family cat would somehow survive. The Boys Book of Conjuring, published by Ward, Lock & Co. around the 1950s, belongs very much to that era. No batteries. No screens. No parental-control settings. Just coins, cards, string, handkerchiefs, cups, boxes and the dangerous confidence that, with enough practice, one could astonish the entire household before tea. This is a practical little guide to the old-fashioned art of magic: sleight of hand, simple illusions, parlour tricks and those wonderfully ingenious effects that rely less on expensive equipment and more on knowing exactly what the audience is not looking at. Which, really, is the whole profession. Conjuring is one of humanity’s more charming deceptions. The magician openly announces that something impossible is about to happen. The audience knows it is a trick. Everyone agrees to be fooled anyway. And if it works properly, the result is delight rather than litigation. Books like this were designed to teach young readers the mechanics behind that delight. How to misdirect attention. How to prepare a trick. How to handle an object so casually that nobody notices what has actually happened. And, perhaps most importantly, how to perform the same trick several hundred times in private before attempting it in front of somebody’s aunt. The emphasis is on practical entertainment. This is magic for living rooms, school halls, scout huts and rainy afternoons. The sort of tricks that can be assembled from ordinary household objects and then performed with enough confidence to make a younger sibling briefly reconsider the laws of physics. Published in the 1950s, the book also has that unmistakable period flavour of boys’ practical manuals. A boy was apparently expected to have hobbies. Useful hobbies. Interesting hobbies. Preferably hobbies involving knots, model aeroplanes, experiments or unexplained objects disappearing under handkerchiefs. Nobody appears to have worried too much about whether the dining table had consented to become part of the act. There is something especially appealing about older conjuring books because they preserve the mechanics of magic before everything became a video tutorial. You could not simply replay the trick in slow motion. You had to read the instructions. Look at the diagrams. Try it. Get it wrong. Try it again. Then eventually perform it successfully and behave as though the whole thing had been effortless. A valuable life skill, frankly. The unknown authorship only adds to the atmosphere. A mysterious book of magic tricks by an unnamed writer has exactly the right tone. Perhaps the author vanished in a puff of smoke before the title page was completed. More likely it was simply a house publication. But the first explanation is better. This copy is in Good condition, making it a pleasing vintage example of a practical entertainment book from an era when a pack of cards and a length of string could apparently occupy an entire afternoon. Ideal for collectors of vintage children’s books, magic enthusiasts, nostalgia lovers, amateur conjurors or anyone who feels modern entertainment has become unnecessarily dependent on charging cables. Also suitable for grandparents wishing to demonstrate that before tablets existed, children were perfectly capable of making coins disappear into the furniture. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where disappearing stock is usually considered an inventory problem rather than a successful illusion. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7521/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-boys-book-of-conjuring-sep-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ward Lock and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7520 Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis by Stephen Birmingham Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis (1979) by Stephen Birmingham – Fontana Some people have lives. Other people have lives that require several surnames, an international press corps and enough photographs to fill a small archive. Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis was firmly in the second category. Stephen Birmingham’s Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, published here by Fontana in 1979, takes a look at one of the twentieth century’s most recognisable women: admired, photographed, scrutinised, imitated and discussed to a degree that would make most people reconsider ever leaving the house. Even the name tells a story. Bouvier. Kennedy. Onassis. Three chapters of one remarkable public life, each carrying its own associations with wealth, society, politics, tragedy, celebrity and the apparently endless fascination of newspapers with what one woman happened to be wearing. Jacqueline Kennedy became internationally famous for elegance and composure, but reducing her to clothes and photographs rather misses the point. Behind the immaculate public image was a woman navigating an extraordinary collection of circumstances while millions of strangers formed opinions about virtually everything she did. Which must become exhausting fairly quickly. She occupied a world of political power, high society, international travel and enormous wealth, yet also experienced devastating personal tragedy under a level of public observation almost impossible to imagine. Privacy, unfortunately, becomes a complicated concept when photographers regard your trip to a restaurant as breaking news. Birmingham explores the person behind that extraordinary public fascination, following the changes in her life and the different identities attached to her famous names. There is Jacqueline Bouvier, the young woman from a privileged background. Jacqueline Kennedy, the glamorous figure suddenly occupying one of the most visible positions in America. And Jacqueline Onassis, whose later life produced an entirely new round of fascination, speculation and newspaper headlines. Apparently one lifetime was not enough. She became a style icon almost by accident of simply appearing in public extremely well dressed. Clothes, hairstyles, furnishings and manners were studied with the seriousness normally reserved for international treaties. If Jacqueline wore something, people wanted to know who made it. If she changed something, people noticed. If she attempted to disappear quietly, somebody generally photographed that too. The result was an unusual kind of celebrity: part political history, part society legend and part cultural phenomenon. And this biography comes from an interesting vantage point. Published in 1979, it looks at Jacqueline Onassis while she was still very much a contemporary figure rather than the historical icon she would later become. That gives the book the particular flavour of biography written while the public fascination was still active, immediate and occasionally rather breathless. There is glamour here, inevitably. Money. Famous names. Beautiful places. Expensive clothes. But there is also the less glamorous reality of living a life in which private decisions become public property almost instantly. Celebrity may look wonderful from the outside. It probably becomes less delightful when photographers are waiting outside the door. For readers interested in twentieth-century biography, American society, celebrity culture and the strange intersection between public history and private life, this is a fascinating period account. It is also a reminder that long before social media, people were perfectly capable of obsessively following somebody they had never met. They simply had to wait for the magazine to arrive. This copy is in Good condition, making it a nice vintage reading copy of a biography now itself firmly part of the period it describes. Ideal for biography collectors, readers interested in Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, twentieth-century social history, fashion and celebrity culture, or anyone fascinated by the peculiar business of becoming so famous that even your sunglasses become culturally significant. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where glamour is limited, paparazzi are discouraged, and nobody has yet photographed us leaving the post office. ISBN: 0006356222 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7520/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jacqueline-bouvier-kennedy-onassis-sep-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006356226 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7519 Great Houses by Nigel Nicolson Great Houses (1968) by Nigel Nicolson – Weidenfeld and Nicolson There are houses. There are large houses. And then there are houses with enough staircases, wings, portraits and inherited obligations to require their own administrative structure. Nigel Nicolson’s Great Houses, published by Weidenfeld and Nicolson in 1968, is a handsome exploration of the grand country houses that became some of the most recognisable symbols of British social history, architecture and aristocratic ambition. These are not homes in the ordinary sense. They are statements. Very expensive statements. A great house announces that somebody, at some point, had money, land, confidence and no objection whatsoever to heating forty rooms in winter. Nicolson looks at these houses not simply as buildings, but as living historical objects shaped by generations of owners, architects, servants, fashions, fortunes and family dramas. That matters, because the great country house was never just a pile of stone with a nice staircase. It was an economic system. A workplace. A social machine. A family stage. And, occasionally, a very elaborate way of discovering that the roof needed replacing. The architecture itself tells stories. Classical facades suggest order. Gothic towers suggest romance. Enormous dining rooms suggest the terrifying possibility of formal dinner. Long galleries suggest that somebody had both too many portraits and nowhere else to put them. And every drawing room appears to contain at least one chair nobody was actually supposed to sit on. Published in 1968, the book also comes from an especially interesting period for country houses. By then, many great estates had already faced decades of taxation, changing social structures, wartime use, maintenance problems and the general difficulty of sustaining buildings designed for a world of servants, inherited wealth and very cheap coal. So the book sits at a fascinating point between nostalgia and preservation. These houses were no longer simply private symbols of status. They were increasingly becoming part of the national historical landscape. Places to be studied. Protected. Visited. And, eventually, fitted with a tea room. There is something wonderfully satisfying about vintage books on grand houses because they capture the buildings before heritage tourism became quite so polished. No interactive app. No timed entry. No laminated family trail involving hidden mice. Just architecture, history and enough decorative plasterwork to make modern minimalism look faintly embarrassed. Nicolson brings both knowledge and affection to the subject, making the book suitable for readers who enjoy architecture but do not necessarily want to spend an afternoon learning every variation of pediment. It is history through houses. And houses, unlike politicians, tend to leave useful evidence behind. Walls. Rooms. Gardens. Furniture. Portraits. And occasionally a bill proving that somebody spent a terrifying amount of money on curtains. This copy is in Good condition, with a complete but tatty dust jacket. The jacket has certainly seen better days around the edges, but it remains present, which is always a bonus with an older illustrated book. In other words, the house is sound. The exterior needs attention. Very appropriate, really. Ideal for lovers of architecture, country houses, social history, interior design, stately homes or anyone who has ever walked through a vast drawing room and thought, “Yes, but imagine the cleaning.” Sold by Crappy Old Books, where great houses are admired from a safe financial distance and tatty dust jackets are treated as the literary equivalent of weathered stonework. ISBN: None Condition: Good Notes: Complete but tatty dust jacket https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7519/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-houses-sep-2026.jpg 27.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7518 Great Englishmen of the Sixteenth Century by Sidney Lee Great Englishmen of the Sixteenth Century (1925) by Sidney Lee – George G. Harrap & Co. The sixteenth century was a busy time to be English. There were monarchs changing the national religion, explorers disappearing over horizons, playwrights filling theatres, scholars arguing in Latin, courtiers trying not to annoy the wrong person and quite a lot of important men having their portraits painted while looking as though smiling had not yet been invented. Sidney Lee’s Great Englishmen of the Sixteenth Century, published by George G. Harrap & Co. in 1925, looks back at some of the major figures who helped shape Tudor England and the extraordinary century in which they lived. And extraordinary is not really overstating it. The period gave England religious upheaval, overseas expansion, literary brilliance, political intrigue, dynastic drama and enough executions to make modern workplace disputes seem wonderfully civilised. Lee approaches the century through the lives and achievements of notable individuals, using biography as a way into the larger story of Tudor England. This is history through people rather than merely through dates. Which is useful, because dates tend not to compose plays, explore oceans or become involved in dangerous disagreements with monarchs. People do. The idea of the “great man” of history may feel rather old-fashioned now, but that is part of what makes a book like this interesting. Published in 1925, it shows not only how the sixteenth century was viewed, but how historical greatness itself was understood a century ago. There is confidence here. These were Great Englishmen. Capital letters practically hover over the title. Nobody appears to have felt the need to soften matters with “notable individuals who made a significant contribution”. They were great, and that was apparently that. Of course, greatness in the Tudor world was often accompanied by ambition, rivalry, danger and the occasional need to remain on excellent terms with somebody capable of ordering your head removed. Success required talent. It also helped to know when to agree with the king. The sixteenth century was also the age in which English literature, learning and national identity were changing rapidly. Printing was spreading ideas. Humanism was reshaping scholarship. The Renaissance was making its presence felt. And somewhere, almost inevitably, somebody was writing a very long preface. Sidney Lee himself was a distinguished literary scholar and biographer, and this volume has that pleasingly serious early twentieth-century tone in which history is expected to be instructive, character is important and nobody is allowed to describe anything as “iconic”. There is no frantic pacing. No dramatic reconstruction. No historian wandering through a castle doorway saying, “But what happened next would change England forever.” The reader is simply expected to read. A demanding concept, admittedly. This copy is in Good condition, which is very respectable for a book now around a century old. It has survived considerably longer than several Tudor political careers and has done so without requiring royal favour. Ideal for collectors of older history books, readers interested in Tudor England, students of historical biography or anyone who enjoys the particular atmosphere of books written when history still wore a waistcoat. Also useful for readers who want to compare the reputations of sixteenth-century figures with the way we interpret them today, when greatness tends to arrive with rather more footnotes and significantly more arguments. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where historical greatness is recognised, royal succession is discouraged, and all disputes over Tudor politics must be settled without recourse to the Tower. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7518/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-englishmen-of-the-sixteenth-century-sep-2026.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7517 All Colour Book of Art Deco by Dan Klein All Colour Book of Art Deco (1974) by Dan Klein – Octopus Books Art Deco is what happens when geometry develops confidence. Suddenly everything has a stepped edge, a sunburst, a chrome finish or the vague appearance that it belongs in the lobby of a very expensive hotel where somebody is about to arrive in a long car. Dan Klein’s All Colour Book of Art Deco, published by Octopus Books in 1974, is a colourful celebration of one of the twentieth century’s most recognisable design movements: sleek, glamorous, decorative and absolutely unwilling to apologise for being stylish. This is the world of bold lines, elegant curves, polished surfaces, exotic motifs and objects designed during an era when even a cigarette case apparently needed architectural ambition. Art Deco spread across architecture, furniture, glass, ceramics, jewellery, posters, fashion, transport and interior design, cheerfully applying the same visual confidence to everything from skyscrapers to teaspoons. The great joy of the style is that it manages to look both modern and luxurious. Machines were exciting. Speed was exciting. Electricity was exciting. Travel was glamorous. And apparently the future was going to involve a great deal of black lacquer. Klein’s book showcases the movement through colour illustrations, making it an accessible visual introduction to the shapes, materials and decorative ideas that defined the period. This is not a book that expects you to spend fifty pages discussing theoretical design philosophy before seeing anything attractive. You open it. There is Art Deco. Job done. Published in 1974, the book is itself an interesting piece of design history, arriving at a time when Art Deco was being rediscovered and reassessed after several decades in which modernism had tried rather hard to persuade everyone that decoration was suspicious. By the 1970s, people were looking back at the 1920s and 1930s and realising that perhaps there was something to be said for buildings that looked like they were permanently hosting a cocktail party. The illustrations reveal how broad the style really was. There are luxurious objects. Commercial designs. Decorative interiors. Streamlined forms. Elegant typography. And enough zigzags to keep a graphic designer occupied indefinitely. What makes Art Deco so appealing is its optimism. It often looks as though the world is about to become faster, brighter and much better dressed. Even practical objects were given presence. A radio did not merely receive broadcasts. It sat on a table looking important. A lamp did not simply provide light. It contributed to civilisation. The book is therefore ideal for collectors, designers, decorators, artists, architecture enthusiasts and anyone who finds ordinary rectangles a little disappointing. It is also useful for anyone currently considering whether their home needs more chrome, more symmetry or a large stylised gazelle for no obvious reason. This copy is in Good condition, making it a pleasing vintage example of a book devoted to a style that has somehow managed to become fashionable, unfashionable and fashionable again several times without changing its haircut. Ideal for lovers of Art Deco, vintage interiors, decorative arts, period design or people who feel the modern world would be improved if lifts had better doors. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where glamour is limited, chrome is scarce, and every available sunburst motif is being saved for a future refurbishment. ISBN: 0706403231 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7517/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/all-colour-book-of-art-deco-sep-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Octopus Books 9780706403237 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7516 Southern Cross by Terry Coleman Southern Cross (1980) by Terry Coleman – Arrow Australia has never been a country particularly suited to doing things quietly. It began its European colonial history with ships full of convicts, soldiers, ambitious officials and people who had generally not expected their next address to be quite so far from London. Terry Coleman’s Southern Cross is a sweeping historical novel set against the early development of European Australia, following the fictional Susannah King, daughter of Governor Philip Gidley King, from the opening years of the nineteenth century through decades of colonial upheaval. Her life intersects with real historical figures and events, including French explorer Nicolas Baudin, and eventually reaches the era of the Eureka Stockade. In other words, this is not a novel in which everybody remains conveniently in one drawing room discussing an inheritance. There are governors. Explorers. Settlers. Convicts. Colonial politics. Love affairs. Family loyalties. And an entire continent undergoing the rather disruptive process of having a new society imposed upon it. Susannah provides the human thread through the story, allowing Coleman to turn a broad sweep of Australian history into a family saga rather than simply presenting a procession of dates, proclamations and men wearing increasingly uncomfortable uniforms. And family sagas are useful things. History may say that a colony expanded. A family saga asks who married whom, who hated whom, who inherited what and why two relatives have stopped speaking to each other. Usually much more informative. As the years pass, Susannah’s family becomes increasingly entangled with the growth of colonial Australia, while the next generation finds itself pulled in different directions by the political and social forces transforming the country. Which is inevitable. Put two brothers into a historical novel and there is roughly a fourteen per cent chance they will open a successful business together and an eighty-six per cent chance they will end up representing opposing visions of the nation. Southern Cross has the satisfying scale of the traditional historical blockbuster: a substantial story covering decades, mixing invented lives with real people and events while allowing the reader to watch a society gradually change around the characters. It is history with bedrooms, arguments and bad decisions added. Which, to be fair, is probably closer to how history actually happened. Published originally in 1979 and appearing here in the 1980 Arrow paperback edition, it is very much the sort of big historical novel that once occupied airport bookshops, bedside tables and several uninterrupted evenings. At around 450 pages, there is room for the characters to properly make a mess of their lives. This copy is in Fair condition, with a faded spine. The fading is noticeable, but entirely cosmetic, and gives the book the unmistakable appearance of a paperback that has spent years sitting faithfully on a shelf while sunlight slowly attempted to redesign the cover. The contents, fortunately, have not faded with it. Ideal for readers of Australian historical fiction, colonial sagas, family epics and novels in which personal dramas unfold against events considerably larger than anybody involved. Also suitable for anyone who prefers learning history through characters behaving badly rather than through examination questions. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where faded spines are accepted as evidence of distinguished service and no paperback is rejected merely because the sun has had a go at it. ISBN: 0099216906 Condition: Fair Notes: Faded spine https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7516/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/southern-cross-ep-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099216902 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7515 The Maeght Family - A Passion for Modern Art by Yoyo Maeght The Maeght Family - A Passion for Modern Art (2007) by Yoyo Maeght – Abrams Some families collect stamps. Some collect photographs. The Maeght family collected modern art, artists, galleries, exhibitions, foundations and enough cultural history to make the average family photo album look disappointingly underambitious. The Maeght Family: A Passion for Modern Art by Yoyo Maeght, published by Abrams in 2007, is an intimate and richly illustrated account of one of the most important families in the story of twentieth-century European art. And when your family circle includes people such as Miró, Giacometti, Chagall, Calder and Braque, Christmas cards presumably become quite competitive. The book traces the extraordinary story of Aimé and Marguerite Maeght, whose enthusiasm for modern art grew into something far larger than simple collecting. Through their galleries, friendships and patronage, the Maeghts became deeply involved in the artistic life of post-war France and helped bring some of the century’s most significant artists to a wider public. This was not art appreciation from a respectful distance. These were relationships. Artists became friends. Studios became familiar places. Exhibitions were organised. Ideas were exchanged. And somebody somewhere was almost certainly trying to work out where to put another enormous sculpture. Yoyo Maeght writes from within the family itself, which gives the book a particularly personal quality. This is not merely a formal history of dealers and exhibitions, but a story about people whose private lives became intertwined with the development of modern art. That makes the famous names feel rather less remote. The giants of modernism stop being figures reproduced solemnly in textbooks and become people who visited, talked, argued, worked, ate, collaborated and occasionally behaved like artists. Which generally means not making life particularly straightforward. The Maeght family’s story is inseparable from the celebrated Fondation Maeght at Saint-Paul-de-Vence, created as a home for modern art and built through close collaboration with artists. The result was not simply a building containing paintings. It was conceived as a place where architecture, sculpture, landscape and art could exist together, which is the sort of idea that sounds obvious only after someone sufficiently determined has actually done it. The book is packed with photographs, artworks, documents and personal material, giving it the satisfying richness of both an art history and a family archive. You can approach it seriously. You can study the development of modern art patronage. You can examine the relationships between artists and dealers. Or you can simply turn the pages and marvel at how many famous painters one family apparently knew personally. There is also something refreshing about the title’s use of the word passion. This was not casual interest. Nobody was merely saying, “We quite like modern art.” They built lives around it. They supported artists. They created exhibitions. They founded institutions. They collected work that many people at the time probably regarded with the traditional response to modern art: “My child could do that.” History has not been especially kind to that argument. For anyone interested in twentieth-century art, this is a particularly appealing book because it shows the machinery behind the masterpieces — the friendships, support, risk-taking, exhibitions and personal relationships that helped shape artistic careers. Art does not simply appear fully formed on museum walls. Somebody has to believe in it first. Preferably somebody with a gallery. This copy is in Very Good condition, making it a handsome example of a beautifully produced modern-art book. Ideal for collectors, artists, gallery enthusiasts, students of modernism or anyone who enjoys books in which family history occasionally involves internationally significant sculpture. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where passion for modern art is encouraged, although acquiring several Mirós remains outside the current stock budget. ISBN: 9780810930803 Condition: Very Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7515/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-maeght-family-sep-2026.jpg 45.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abrams 9780810930803 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7514 Stave Churches in Norway by Dan Lindholm and Walther Roggenkamp Stave Churches in Norway (1969) by Dan Lindholm and Walther Roggenkamp – Rudolf Steiner Press Some churches are built to dominate a skyline. Some are built to impress a bishop. And some look as though they have been quietly standing in a Norwegian valley for eight hundred years waiting for someone to notice how extraordinary they are. Stave Churches in Norway, by Dan Lindholm and Walther Roggenkamp and published by Rudolf Steiner Press in 1969, explores one of the most distinctive forms of medieval architecture in Europe: Norway’s remarkable wooden stave churches. And wooden really does mean wooden. Not “timber-framed with a bit of stone underneath”. Wood. Posts, beams, walls, roofs, carvings, joints and enough structural ingenuity to make the average flat-pack wardrobe feel deeply inadequate. The stave churches were built during the Middle Ages using sophisticated timber construction techniques, with upright posts — or staves — forming the main structural framework. The result was a type of building that managed to be practical, monumental, mysterious and slightly fantastical all at once. They have steep roofs. Dark timber. Elaborate portals. Carved decoration. And, in some cases, the general appearance of somewhere a Viking might attend church if he had only recently agreed to stop setting things on fire. This book looks at the churches not merely as curiosities, but as works of architecture, craftsmanship and symbolism. That matters, because they sit at a fascinating point in Scandinavian history, where older Norse traditions met Christianity and somehow produced buildings that feel both recognisably ecclesiastical and unmistakably northern. You can see Christian imagery alongside decorative forms that seem to belong to a much older visual world. Dragons creep into carvings. Interlaced patterns twist around doorways. Roofs rise in layers. And everything suggests that the people responsible for these buildings were not particularly interested in producing anything bland. The stave churches are also extraordinary survivors. Wooden buildings are not generally famous for lasting the best part of a millennium. Wood rots. Wood burns. Wood gets modified. Wood gets demolished by someone in the nineteenth century who decides a nice sensible replacement would be better. Yet a number of these churches endured. That gives them an almost improbable quality. They are architectural survivors from a period when Europe was changing rapidly, religions were shifting, kings were consolidating power and somebody somewhere was still trying to work out how many dragons could reasonably be carved around a church doorway before the clergy objected. Lindholm and Roggenkamp approach the subject with the seriousness and thoughtfulness you would expect from Rudolf Steiner Press, giving attention not only to construction but also to the spiritual and artistic significance of the buildings. This is therefore not merely a picture book of attractive Norwegian churches. It is an attempt to understand what they meant. How they were designed. Why they looked the way they did. And how architectural form, craftsmanship and belief came together in timber. There is something particularly satisfying about a book like this from 1969. It comes from an era when specialist books were quite happy to devote themselves entirely to one very specific subject without worrying whether it would appeal to everybody. Norwegian medieval wooden churches? Excellent. Let us have a whole book. No lifestyle crossover required. No chapter called “What Stave Churches Can Teach Us About Modern Living”. Just stave churches. Properly. This copy is in Good condition, making it a pleasing vintage example for anyone interested in architecture, Scandinavia, medieval history, church design, woodwork or the odd and wonderful places where religion and craftsmanship overlap. Ideal for historians, architects, travellers, church enthusiasts, woodworkers or anyone who has ever looked at a medieval building and thought, “Yes, but how did they actually make that?” Sold by Crappy Old Books, where structural timber is respected, dragons are tolerated, and all buildings are expected to remain standing for at least as long as the shelves. ISBN: 0854402055 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7514/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stave-churches-in-norway-sep-2026.jpg 42.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rudolf Steiner Press 9780854402052 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7512 The Love of China by Anthony Lawrence The Love of China (1979) by Anthony Lawrence – Octopus China is not a small subject. It is not even a moderately sized subject. It is the sort of subject that makes an atlas look nervous. The Love of China by Anthony Lawrence, published by Octopus in 1979, is a richly illustrated celebration of one of the world’s oldest, largest and most culturally complex civilisations, taking in landscapes, cities, traditions, history and everyday life with the sort of confidence only a large-format 1970s book could manage. This is China before smartphones, before mass tourism, before social media, and before every traveller felt obliged to photograph breakfast. Instead, there are people, places, architecture, countryside, customs and the enormous visual variety of a country stretching from mountains and deserts to rivers, farmland and vast cities. The late 1970s were also a fascinating moment in which to look at China. The country was emerging from the upheavals of the Cultural Revolution and beginning to open more visibly to the outside world, meaning books like this offered many Western readers a glimpse of a place that had for decades seemed distant, politically mysterious and extremely difficult to visit unless one had a very good reason and an impressive collection of official paperwork. Anthony Lawrence approaches the subject with admiration and curiosity, giving the book the feel of a visual journey rather than a dry reference work. The title rather gives the game away. This is not A Brief Administrative Survey of China. It is The Love of China. You are expected to be impressed. And there is plenty to be impressed by. Ancient temples, monumental architecture, traditional crafts, landscapes shaped by centuries of cultivation, bustling streets, rural communities and the immense weight of Chinese history all contribute to a portrait of a country that had already been reinventing itself for several thousand years before the rest of the world started calling everything “disruptive”. Books like this are particularly interesting now because they capture not only their subject but also the era in which they were made. The photographs preserve a version of China from the 1970s, before the extraordinary economic transformation of the following decades changed cities, transport, industry and daily life on a scale that would have been difficult to imagine when this book appeared. That makes it part travel book, part cultural portrait and part accidental time capsule. It is also wonderfully free from the modern problem of constant updates. Nobody is asking you to subscribe. Nobody is suggesting another article. Nothing pops up to ask whether you accept cookies. You simply turn the page and look at China. A remarkably efficient system. For readers interested in Chinese history, culture, travel, photography or social history, the book offers a substantial visual record from a particularly interesting period. It also has the decorative appeal of the classic Octopus illustrated books of the era: large, handsome, informative and perfectly capable of occupying a coffee table with a certain amount of authority. This copy is in Good condition, making it a pleasing vintage example for anyone who enjoys older illustrated books with a strong sense of place and period. Ideal for travellers, historians, photographers, collectors of vintage cultural books or anyone who would like to visit late-1970s China without needing a visa, a suitcase or several days on an aeroplane. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where international travel is largely achieved by walking to the correct shelf and where passports are not currently required. ISBN: 0706411404 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7512/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-love-of-china-sep-2026.jpg 6.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Octopus 9780706411409 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7510 Aircraft of the Fighting Powers - Volume V 1944 Aircraft by CG grey Aircraft of the Fighting Powers - Volume V: 1944 Aircraft (1944) by C. G. Grey – Harborough Publishing There are aviation books, and then there are aviation books produced while the aircraft in question were still very much involved in the war. Aircraft of the Fighting Powers - Volume V: 1944 Aircraft is firmly in the second category. Published by Harborough Publishing in 1944 and associated with the veteran aviation writer C. G. Grey, this volume documents military aircraft of the period with the immediacy of a book created while the Second World War was still underway and nobody yet knew exactly how the story would end. That gives it a very different feel from a modern retrospective. These are not museum exhibits. They are current machines. Operational machines. Machines being designed, flown, modified, damaged, repaired and, in many cases, replaced at extraordinary speed. The pace of aircraft development during the war was remarkable. A design that looked modern at the start of the conflict could seem elderly only a few years later, while engines, armament, speed, range, altitude and airframe design all advanced at a rate that would have made pre-war engineers slightly dizzy. This volume captures that world in real time. Inside, the reader encounters the aircraft of the major fighting powers, with technical details, illustrations and recognition material intended to help make sense of an increasingly crowded wartime sky. And wartime skies were crowded. Fighters. Bombers. Reconnaissance aircraft. Transports. Naval aircraft. Machines designed for very specific jobs and others pressed into doing things their designers probably never imagined. For the aviation enthusiast, the fascination lies not merely in the famous types but in the lesser-known aircraft that sit around the edges of the better-known story. Everyone remembers the Spitfire. Fewer people remember every obscure reconnaissance machine, trainer, maritime patrol aircraft or short-lived experiment that briefly appeared in service before history moved on. Books like this preserve them. There is also something deeply satisfying about wartime technical publishing. No glossy nostalgia. No seventy-year hindsight. No modern caption explaining that a particular design “would later prove unsuccessful”. At the time, people genuinely wanted to know what these aircraft were, what they could do and how to recognise them. The information mattered. That sense of immediacy survives in the book. The drawings, specifications and layouts make it particularly appealing to modellers, historians, researchers and anyone who enjoys the engineering side of aviation as much as the dramatic stories of pilots and battles. It is also an excellent snapshot of 1944 itself. By then the air war had become immensely sophisticated. Long-range bombers, high-performance fighters, carrier aircraft and increasingly specialised types reflected years of frantic innovation. The jet age was beginning to appear on the horizon. Propellers, however, were not yet ready to surrender quietly. Published during the war rather than after it, this volume is as much a period document as it is an aviation reference book. That is where much of its appeal lies. It belongs to the moment. Not a later interpretation of the moment. A genuine piece of 1944 publishing concerned with the machines that were shaping events at the time. This copy is in Good condition, which is particularly pleasing for a wartime book now more than eighty years old. Books of this type were often heavily used, consulted, carried around and repeatedly opened at the pages showing favourite aircraft. The fact that this one has survived in good shape gives it both practical and collectable appeal. Ideal for aviation enthusiasts, military historians, aircraft modellers, wartime collectors or anyone who can identify an aircraft from its silhouette at 3,000 feet and considers this a perfectly normal skill. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where aircraft recognition is encouraged, runways are unfortunately unavailable, and all take-offs from the stockroom are strictly metaphorical. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7510/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aircraft-of-the-fighting-powers-sep-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harborough Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7509 Healing the Wounded Heart by Dudley J Delffs Healing the Wounded Heart (2004) by Dudley J. Delffs – Scripture Union Hearts are inconvenient things. They are perfectly capable of keeping you alive while simultaneously storing decades of disappointment, grief, resentment, fear and several conversations you really ought to have forgotten by now. Healing the Wounded Heart by Dudley J. Delffs, published by Scripture Union in 2004, is a Christian self-help and devotional book aimed at people carrying emotional pain and trying to work out what to do with it. The title is not especially subtle. There is a wounded heart. Healing is required. Fortunately, unlike most household repairs, no screwdriver appears to be necessary. Delffs writes from a Christian perspective, exploring the ways hurt, loss, broken relationships and unresolved emotional wounds can shape a person’s inner life. The focus is on recovery through faith, reflection, forgiveness and the gradual process of allowing painful experiences to stop dominating the present. Which is easier to write than to do. Human beings are remarkably good at keeping old injuries alive. We replay arguments. We remember insults. We mentally rewrite situations from fifteen years ago and finally think of the perfect response just as we are trying to fall asleep. This book attempts to interrupt that process. It encourages readers to look honestly at emotional pain rather than simply burying it under busyness, politeness or the traditional British solution of making tea and pretending everything is fine. The Christian element is central. Healing is approached through prayer, scripture and a belief in God’s ability to bring restoration where people have been hurt. That makes the book particularly suited to readers who want emotional guidance grounded in faith rather than purely secular psychology. There is also an emphasis on forgiveness, which is one of those ideas that sounds wonderfully simple until another human being becomes involved. Forgiveness does not necessarily mean pretending nothing happened, approving bad behaviour or suddenly becoming delighted about everything. Instead, it is presented as part of the process of becoming less controlled by past wounds. A useful ambition. Possibly an ambitious one. Published in 2004, the book belongs to that substantial tradition of Christian practical writing that tries to connect faith with the awkward emotional realities of everyday life. Not abstract theology. Not arguments about obscure doctrine. Actual people. Actual pain. Actual relationships. Which are usually much harder. It should appeal to readers interested in Christian counselling, emotional healing, forgiveness, grief, recovery and spiritual growth, as well as anyone who has found that simply telling themselves to “move on” has proved surprisingly ineffective. This copy is in Good condition, making it a solid reading copy for anyone looking for thoughtful Christian guidance through difficult emotional territory. Ideal for personal reading, church study, pastoral support or anyone whose emotional filing cabinet has become rather too full. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where wounded hearts are treated sympathetically, damaged dust jackets slightly less so, and all forms of healing are considered preferable to throwing the book across the room. ISBN: 9781844270606 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7509/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/healing-the-wounded-heart-sep-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scripture Union 9781844270606 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7508 Who Made God by Ravi Zacharias and Norman Geisler Who Made God? (2003) by Ravi Zacharias and Norman Geisler – Zondervan Publishing There are questions people ask because they are curious. There are questions people ask because they are confused. And then there are questions people ask at eleven o’clock at night after somebody says, “Yes, but if God made everything…” Who Made God?, by Ravi Zacharias and Norman Geisler, published by Zondervan in 2003, takes on the sort of questions that tend to turn an ordinary conversation about religion into a three-hour discussion involving philosophy, cosmology, morality and somebody eventually saying, “Hang on, define ‘exist’.” This is a book of Christian apologetics, concerned with defending and explaining Christian belief through argument, reasoning and responses to difficult questions. Which means it does not merely ask you to believe something and move along quietly. It expects questions. Rather a lot of them. Does God exist? Why is there suffering? Can faith and reason coexist? What about other religions? What exactly does Christianity claim, and why should anyone think those claims are true? And, inevitably: Who made God? It is the sort of question that has ruined many otherwise pleasant cups of tea. Zacharias and Geisler approach these issues from a Christian perspective, aiming to show that belief need not be intellectually detached from evidence, logic and philosophical argument. Whether the reader agrees with every answer is, naturally, another matter. That is partly the point. Books like this are most interesting when they make you stop, disagree, reconsider, argue with the page and then realise you have somehow spent forty minutes thinking about causation when you were supposed to be doing something else. There is something quite appealing about the confidence of apologetics books. They stride cheerfully into questions that philosophers, theologians and scientists have been debating for centuries and say, in effect: “Right. Let’s sort this out.” An ambitious afternoon. The writing is intended for ordinary readers rather than professional philosophers, so the arguments are presented accessibly and with an emphasis on questions people actually ask rather than requiring prior knowledge of several dead Greeks and a notebook full of Latin. That makes it suitable for Christians wanting to understand the intellectual foundations of their faith, readers exploring religion more generally, or sceptics curious to see how Christian thinkers respond to familiar objections. It also has considerable potential for anyone who enjoys arguments in the proper sense of the word: not shouting, but examining claims, evidence, assumptions and conclusions. Ideally without anybody throwing the book. Published in 2003, it comes from a period when debates about faith, science, secularism and religion were becoming increasingly prominent in popular culture, giving the book a distinctly early twenty-first-century apologetics flavour. The questions, of course, are considerably older. Human beings have been asking what exists, why anything exists and what any of it means for a very long time. So far, consensus remains elusive. This copy is in Good condition, making it a solid reading copy for anyone prepared to wrestle with some large questions. Ideal for readers interested in Christianity, theology, philosophy of religion, apologetics or anyone who has ever started a sentence with “But surely…” and accidentally lost the rest of the evening. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the ultimate origins of the universe remain unresolved, but the origin of this particular copy is at least known to be a second-hand bookshop. ISBN: 9780310247104 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7508/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/who-made-god-sep-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zondervan Publishing 9780310247104 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7507 Incomparable - Women of Style by Rose Hartman Incomparable - Women of Style (2012) by Rose Hartman – Antique Collectors’ Club Some people wear clothes. Other people enter a room and somehow make everybody else aware that they have done so. Incomparable: Women of Style by Rose Hartman, published by Antique Collectors’ Club in 2012, is a celebration of the second category. Hartman spent decades photographing fashion, society and celebrity at close quarters, capturing the people who made style look effortless while the rest of us were still trying to decide whether a jacket technically matched the trousers. This book brings together a striking selection of women whose presence, taste, confidence and sheer visual impact helped define their eras. And this is not merely about expensive clothes. Style, unfortunately for those of us hoping to solve it with a credit card, is rather more complicated than that. It is posture. Timing. Attitude. A certain ability to stand under terrible lighting and still look as though the entire evening has been organised around your arrival. Hartman’s photographs capture fashion in motion rather than as something frozen inside a showroom. These are women at events, parties, openings and social occasions, inhabiting clothes rather than simply modelling them. That distinction matters. A dress on a hanger is fabric. A dress on the right person can become history. The book spans decades of fashion and celebrity culture, drawing on Hartman’s access to glamorous rooms, famous faces and the sort of occasions where nobody appears to have been worried about parking. There is a pleasing intimacy to the images. You get the sense not only of what people wore, but how they carried themselves, how they interacted and how style worked in the real world of flashbulbs, crowds and late nights. Fashion books can sometimes become very serious indeed. Hemlines are discussed like geopolitics. A change in silhouette becomes a revolution. A handbag acquires ideological significance. Incomparable is far more enjoyable than that because the photographs do much of the talking. You can simply look. Admire. Judge. Change your mind. Then quietly wonder how anybody ever managed to look that polished before digital photography made it possible to take 400 pictures and delete 399 of them. The book should appeal to anyone interested in fashion photography, celebrity culture, social history, glamour, portraiture or the strange alchemy by which certain people become permanently associated with a particular look. It is also a fine reminder that “style” is one of those words everybody understands until somebody asks them to define it. This copy is in As New condition and, unusually, is still unopened in its original plastic wrapping. So while many of the people inside became famous for being seen, this particular copy has managed the opposite approach and has spent its life avoiding exposure entirely. Ideal for collectors of fashion books, photography enthusiasts, lovers of twentieth-century style or anyone who appreciates a beautifully produced book that has not yet suffered the indignity of fingerprints. It would also make an excellent gift, especially for somebody who has strong opinions about clothes and even stronger opinions about how everyone else is wearing them. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where glamour is rare, plastic wrapping is treated with suspicion, and this book is considerably more stylish than the average packing box. ISBN: 9781851496990 Condition: As New Notes: Unopened and still sealed in the original plastic wrapping. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7507/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/incomparable-women-of-style-sep-2026.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Antique Collectors Club 9781851496990 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7504 Log Across the Road - State of Emergency Part II by Sheila Ross Log Across the Road – State of Emergency Part II (1973) by Sheila Ross – Fontana There are road obstructions, and then there are road obstructions. A traffic cone is inconvenient. Roadworks are tiresome. A fallen branch may require somebody to get out of the car and move it. But when you are travelling through the Malayan jungle in 1952, at the height of the Emergency, and discover a log deliberately placed across the road, it is probably best not to assume the council will be along shortly to clear it. Sheila Ross’s A Log Across the Road, presented here as Part II of State of Emergency, begins with ten men travelling through territory threatened by guerrilla violence. One of them asks the apparently harmless question: what were you doing ten years ago? From there, the novel looks backwards into their lives, tracing them through the Second World War and the difficult years that followed until their separate histories begin to form one complicated pattern. Which is rather more interesting than the usual answer to “What were you doing ten years ago?”, which generally involves staring into the middle distance and trying to remember where you lived. These men, unfortunately, have proper answers. Their histories involve war, love, divided loyalties, bitterness, hardship, alcohol, relationships that overlap in distinctly inconvenient ways and past decisions that have stubbornly refused to remain in the past. One has known and loved the wives of two of his companions; another has previously fought alongside the very guerrillas he is now pursuing. Their lives have crossed before, sometimes without their fully appreciating how much. Ross gradually draws those strands together against the wider upheaval of war and post-war Malaya, until the ten men arrive at the same journey through the jungle. And the log. Suddenly the title begins to sound considerably less rustic. This is the sort of novel that enjoys reminding the reader that history is rarely experienced as a neat sequence of dates. For the people actually living through it, history consists mostly of trying to get through Tuesday without being shot, betrayed, abandoned or forced into an extremely difficult conversation with someone whose wife you once loved. Against the larger political and military background, the novel concentrates on individual lives and the emotional baggage carried into the present. The result is less a straightforward jungle adventure than a web of personal histories gradually tightening around a group of men who happen to find themselves travelling together through a particularly dangerous part of the world. The story’s 1952 Malayan Emergency setting gives it an atmosphere of uncertainty in which apparently ordinary journeys can suddenly become extremely serious. The Emergency itself provides the backdrop, but Ross uses it to bring together people whose private histories are already complicated enough before anybody starts putting trees across roads. This Fontana paperback edition was published in 1973, following the novel’s original publication by Collins in 1971, and runs to roughly 350 pages — enough room for Ross to properly entangle everybody before allowing them anywhere near the jungle. It is an appealing choice for readers of historical fiction, wartime and post-war novels, stories of colonial Malaya, ensemble dramas and books in which a group of apparently separate characters gradually turn out to have been wandering through one another’s lives all along. It also provides a useful reminder that when somebody in a novel asks, “What were you doing ten years ago?”, the correct response is probably to change the subject immediately. This copy is in Good condition, having survived rather more peacefully than most of the people within it. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where logs across roads are considered a transport problem, complicated romantic histories are somebody else’s business, and all journeys through terrorist-infested jungle must be arranged independently. ISBN: 0006133029 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7504/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-log-across-the-road-a-state-of-emergency-part-ii-sep-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006133025 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7502 Your Guide to the Soil by J Gordon Cook Your Guide to the Soil (1965) by J. Gordon Cook – Merrow Publishing Soil. It is under the lawn, beneath the flowerbeds, stuck to your boots, lodged under your fingernails and generally treated as something to be removed from the carpet as quickly as possible. J. Gordon Cook would like you to show it a little more respect. Your Guide to the Soil, published by Merrow Publishing in 1965 as part of the Science for Everyman series, takes that apparently ordinary brown stuff beneath our feet and reveals it to be a complicated mixture of minerals, organic matter, air, water, living organisms and quite a lot of chemistry quietly getting on with things while nobody is looking. The cover rather wonderfully sets the tone: a boot, a spade and some freshly disturbed earth. No glamorous gardening fantasy here. Someone is going to have to dig. Cook explains soil as a living and changing system rather than simply the substance plants are pushed into and expected to cope with. Different soils behave differently. Clay sticks together. Sand lets everything drain through. Loam is the one gardeners talk about approvingly. Peat has opinions of its own. And somewhere in the middle of all this are acidity, alkalinity, nutrients, humus, drainage and an entire underground population of worms and microorganisms performing unpaid maintenance. For the gardener, understanding soil is rather important. Plants may look as though they are concerned mainly with sunlight and flowers, but most of the serious business is happening below ground. A plant in the wrong soil can sulk magnificently. A plant in the right soil can suddenly grow with such enthusiasm that you begin to suspect it is planning something. Published in 1965, the book comes from an era when popular science books still assumed that ordinary readers might actually enjoy understanding how the natural world worked. Hence the splendid subtitle on the cover: A Science for Everyman Book. No specialist degree required. Just curiosity, a willingness to learn and preferably access to somewhere muddy. There is something particularly appealing about mid-century practical science books like this. They do not merely tell you what to do. They explain why. Why does soil become waterlogged? Why do some plants dislike lime? Why is organic matter useful? Why does one patch of garden behave perfectly while another seems capable of killing anything more ambitious than a dandelion? These are serious questions. Especially after you have spent money on shrubs. The book should appeal not only to gardeners but also to anyone interested in natural history, agriculture, environmental science or the wonderfully complicated relationship between plants and the ground beneath them. It is also a nice reminder that soil itself is not simply inert dirt. It is an ecosystem. A very untidy ecosystem, admittedly, but an ecosystem nevertheless. This copy is in Good condition, and the original illustrated dust jacket gives it plenty of pleasing 1960s character. The jacket shows some normal age and edge wear, which seems entirely appropriate for a book devoted to a subject routinely attacked with forks, spades and heavy boots. At around sixty years old, it has survived far better than most bags of compost. Ideal for vintage gardening enthusiasts, practical-science collectors, agricultural-history readers or anyone who has ever looked at a disappointing flowerbed and decided the soil must somehow be responsible. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we respect the importance of good soil, good drainage and keeping actual mud a safe distance from the book stock. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7502/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/your-guide-to-the-soil-sep-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Merrow Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7501 The School Garden - Book II by JE Hancock The School Garden - Book II (1961) by J. E. Hancock – Macmillan There was a time when school lessons did not always take place indoors. Sometimes somebody handed you a fork, pointed at a patch of ground and expected something edible or decorative to emerge several months later. The School Garden - Book II, written by J. E. Hancock and published by Macmillan in 1961, belongs to that wonderfully practical era of education when gardening was considered a proper subject and children were trusted with soil, seeds, tools and responsibilities considerably more demanding than clicking “submit”. This is not gardening as lifestyle decoration. It is gardening as education. Plants have to be sown. Beds have to be prepared. Weeds have to be removed. And the weather has to be accepted with the weary resignation of people who already understand that nature has never read the lesson plan. As the second book in the series, this volume would have built on earlier gardening knowledge and encouraged pupils to develop a more confident understanding of cultivation, seasonal work and the practical organisation of a school garden. The idea was simple enough: children could learn biology, observation, patience, responsibility and basic horticulture by actually growing things. A suspiciously sensible approach. The school garden itself was a miniature laboratory. Seeds became plants. Plants became crops or flowers. Compost did mysterious things in corners. And somewhere, inevitably, a row of vegetables failed for reasons that prompted either scientific investigation or blame being placed on pigeons. Published in 1961, the book also captures a particular moment in British education when practical subjects still formed a visible part of school life and gardening had not yet been transformed into a specialist hobby requiring raised beds, designer gloves and a television presenter. There is something charming about the assumption that young people should know how things grow. Not merely recognise a carrot. Grow one. Possibly badly. But grow one nevertheless. Older school gardening books are also fascinating pieces of social history because they reveal what was once considered ordinary knowledge. Soil preparation, sowing, transplanting, crop care and seasonal observation were treated as worthwhile skills rather than niche interests. The advice is practical, direct and rooted in the rhythms of the gardening year. There are no motivational slogans. No “garden hacks”. No suggestion that weeds can be eliminated permanently using three ingredients from the kitchen cupboard. Just proper gardening. Which means recurring work, occasional disappointment and the quiet satisfaction of something finally flowering when it was supposed to. This copy is in Good condition, which is rather pleasing for a schoolbook now more than sixty years old. School books rarely led sheltered lives. They were carried, stacked, opened flat, handled by generations of pupils and occasionally introduced to substances not normally recommended by conservators. A gardening textbook had the additional possibility of soil. So its survival in good condition is an achievement in itself. Ideal for collectors of vintage educational books, gardening history, social history, school memorabilia or anyone interested in how practical subjects were once taught. Also suitable for gardeners who like the comforting idea that horticulture could once earn you school marks rather than merely backache. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where old schoolbooks are always welcome and nobody gets detention for failing to thin the carrots properly. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7501/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-school-garden-sep-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MaCmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7500 Garden Flowers by Stanley B Whitehead Garden Flowers (1980) by Stanley B. Whitehead – Teach Yourself Books There comes a point in every garden when green is simply not enough. The lawn is green. The hedge is green. The weeds are extremely green. What is required, clearly, is colour. Garden Flowers by Stanley B. Whitehead, published in 1980 as part of the familiar Teach Yourself series, is a practical guide to the plants that turn an ordinary patch of earth into something resembling an intentional garden. This is from the reassuring era when a “Teach Yourself” book genuinely expected you to teach yourself something. No app. No video tutorial. No subscription tier. No cheerful notification congratulating you for watering a geranium. Just a book, some sensible advice and the assumption that sooner or later you will have to go outside and actually do the work. Whitehead guides the reader through the cultivation and enjoyment of garden flowers, helping make sense of the bewildering range of plants available to anyone who has ever stood in a garden centre wondering whether a particular specimen will become a glorious border plant or an expensive brown stick. Flowers, after all, are deceptive things. They sit there looking decorative and innocent, while quietly demanding the correct soil, position, feeding, pruning, watering and degree of personal attention. Some thrive almost anywhere. Others collapse dramatically because the morning sunlight was apparently not to their liking. A good gardening book helps distinguish between the two. Published in 1980, Garden Flowers also belongs to a lovely period of British gardening literature when readers were still expected to understand plants by learning their habits rather than scanning a QR code stuck into the compost. It was an age of practical handbooks, seed catalogues, handwritten labels and gardeners who could identify a plant from twenty paces while the rest of us were still deciding whether it was technically a shrub. The book offers the kind of straightforward guidance that makes older gardening manuals so enjoyable. There is no attempt to reinvent the border as a “curated outdoor wellness zone”. It is a flower bed. You put flowers in it. Preferably flowers that survive. That last part is where the book becomes useful. There is also plenty of nostalgia here for anyone who remembers the gardening fashions of the late 1970s and early 1980s, when herbaceous borders, bedding plants and carefully chosen seasonal displays were still being discussed with complete seriousness over cups of tea. And quite rightly too. A good flower border may look effortless, but anyone who has attempted one knows that “effortless” usually involves several hours of digging, kneeling, staking, deadheading and arguing with slugs. This copy is in Good condition, making it a pleasingly usable example rather than an untouchable collector’s relic. At more than forty years old, it has survived with considerably greater reliability than many of the annuals it was originally purchased to help cultivate. Ideal for gardeners, collectors of vintage Teach Yourself books, horticultural enthusiasts, nostalgic readers or anyone who has recently inherited a flower bed and discovered that plants do not come with an instruction manual. Fortunately, this one does. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we believe every garden deserves flowers and every gardener deserves at least one old book telling them what they are doing wrong. ISBN: 0340247800 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7500/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/garden-flowers-sep-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Teach Yourself Books 9780340247808 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7499 A Handbook for Young Gardeners by Martin A Fayers A Handbook for Young Gardeners (1937) by Martin A. Fayers – Oxford University Press There was a time when children were not merely expected to avoid trampling the flowerbeds. They were expected to know what was growing in them. A Handbook for Young Gardeners, written by Martin A. Fayers and published by Oxford University Press in 1937, belongs to that wonderfully practical tradition of educational books designed to encourage younger readers to get outside, get their hands dirty and learn that carrots do not, in fact, arrive naturally washed in plastic bags. This is gardening taught the old-fashioned way. Soil matters. Seeds matter. Weather matters. Timing matters. And if something fails to grow, there is no customer-service department to contact. Fayers introduces the fundamentals of gardening with the expectation that young readers are perfectly capable of understanding real horticulture rather than merely being given a brightly coloured plastic watering can and told to have fun. That gives the book considerable charm today. It comes from an era when practical knowledge was treated as part of ordinary education and when learning how to sow, plant, weed and care for a garden was considered a useful skill rather than an eccentric hobby involving expensive raised beds and several specialist podcasts. Published in 1937, the book also has the extra interest of coming from just before the Second World War, when gardening would soon become far more than a pleasant pastime for many British families. Within a few years, food growing would become a national necessity. That makes a handbook like this feel almost like a small prelude to the Dig for Victory generation. The book is aimed at younger gardeners, but the advice is grounded in proper practical experience. There is something reassuring about that. No gimmicks. No “life hacks”. No suggestion that you can grow a complete vegetable garden in three days using five household objects and a viral video. Just soil, seeds, patience and work. Which, inconveniently, is still how gardening operates. The great pleasure of an old gardening book is that it reminds us how little the basic problems have changed. Plants still need water. Weeds still appear uninvited. Slugs still behave like organised criminals. And the weather continues to disregard every carefully made plan. This copy is in Good condition, which is impressive for a practical handbook now well over eighty years old. Books like this were meant to be used, not admired from a safe distance. They were carried around, consulted outdoors, handled with grubby fingers and occasionally left perilously close to damp soil. So finding one that has survived in good shape is rather pleasing. Ideal for collectors of vintage gardening books, educational history, schoolbooks, social history or anyone interested in the practical upbringing of children before indoor entertainment became quite so dominant. Also suitable for younger gardeners today, especially those who might enjoy discovering that children in 1937 were trusted with actual tools. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we fully support teaching children to garden, provided they do not start reorganising the stockroom with a hoe. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7499/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-handbook-for-young-gardeners-sep-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7497 Nicholas De Stal by Douglas Cooper Nicholas De Stal (1961) by Douglas Cooper – Weidenfeld and Nicolson Modern art has always had a wonderful ability to divide a room. One person sees colour, structure, emotion and form. Another sees several large rectangles and quietly wonders whether the painting has been hung upside down. Nicholas De Stal, written by Douglas Cooper and published by Weidenfeld and Nicolson in 1961, is a serious study of the painter better known as Nicolas de Staël, one of the most distinctive figures in post-war European art. De Staël’s paintings occupy that intriguing territory between abstraction and representation, where landscapes, figures, buildings and still lifes seem to emerge from great slabs of colour without ever feeling obliged to become completely literal. In other words, you can often tell what you are looking at. Eventually. His work is bold, architectural and intensely concerned with colour, surface and composition. Paint is not merely applied; it appears to have been constructed, stacked and pushed into place until the image acquires a physical presence of its own. Douglas Cooper approaches the artist with the seriousness expected of a substantial mid-century art monograph, examining de Staël’s development, methods and place within modern painting. This is not one of those decorative art books containing three paragraphs of biography followed by forty pages designed mainly to coordinate with a coffee table. It is a proper study. Published only a few years after de Staël’s death in 1955, the book also has the particular interest of being relatively close to the artist’s own period, before decades of retrospective interpretation had accumulated around the work. That gives it a pleasing immediacy. De Staël had a short but extraordinarily productive career, moving through abstraction toward increasingly simplified landscapes, still lifes and figures while maintaining that unmistakable heavy, luminous use of colour. His paintings can look restrained from across a room and unexpectedly vigorous when examined more closely. They are the artistic equivalent of someone saying very little while somehow dominating the conversation. For collectors of twentieth-century art books, this volume is also an appealing object in its own right. Art publishing of the period had a certain confidence about it. Large illustrations, thoughtful criticism and substantial production values were expected to do the work without needing a fluorescent sticker promising “THE ARTIST WHO CHANGED EVERYTHING”. The reader was simply trusted to look. A radical concept. This copy is in Good condition, making it a solid vintage example for anyone interested in modern European painting, post-war art, de Staël himself or the development of abstraction during the middle of the twentieth century. It would suit artists, collectors, students, art historians or anyone who enjoys paintings in which a harbour, football match or landscape can be reduced to colour and shape without losing its atmosphere. It is also ideal for the person who insists that modern art is easy because “anyone could do that”, since it provides an excellent opportunity to hand them a canvas and wait. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate bold composition, heavy impasto and any art book sturdy enough to survive sixty years without requiring restoration by the Tate. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7497/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/de-stal-sep-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7495 The Spy Who Loved Me by Ian Fleming The Spy Who Loved Me (1974) by Ian Fleming – Pan Books James Bond has had many introductions. Usually there is a casino. Possibly a beautiful woman. Almost certainly a villain with a private island, an expensive suit and a deeply unreasonable plan. The Spy Who Loved Me does things rather differently. Ian Fleming’s 1962 novel, presented here in this 1974 Pan Books edition, is one of the strangest and most unusual entries in the Bond series because much of the story is told not from Bond’s point of view, but through the eyes of a young woman whose life becomes considerably more complicated the moment 007 arrives. And complicated is putting it mildly. Vivienne Michel finds herself stranded at an isolated motel, where the situation rapidly deteriorates from awkward to dangerous as a pair of thoroughly unpleasant men arrive with intentions that are very far from customer service. Then Bond appears. Naturally. Because when you are trapped in a remote motel with violent criminals, the ideal solution is apparently to have Britain’s most famous secret agent wander in at exactly the right moment. Fleming uses the unusual perspective to give the book a different flavour from the more familiar Bond adventures. There is less globe-trotting espionage spectacle and more psychological tension, vulnerability and menace. It is Bond seen from the outside. Which is interesting, because from inside Bond’s own head, he is usually busy thinking about guns, cards, food, drink, women, fast cars and the possibility that somebody may shortly attempt to kill him. From somebody else’s perspective, he is simply a highly dangerous man who has suddenly appeared in the middle of a nightmare. That makes The Spy Who Loved Me stand apart from the rest of the series. It is smaller in scale, more claustrophobic and more personal. There are no giant laser-equipped satellites. No volcano bases. No henchmen with implausible dental arrangements. Just a remote location, criminal violence, fear and the arrival of a man who has made a career out of being extremely difficult to murder. For Bond collectors, the novel is especially interesting because Fleming himself had mixed feelings about it. He regarded it as something of an experiment and was reportedly dissatisfied with the result, yet that experiment i https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7495/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spy-who-loved-me-sep-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330106535 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7494 The Wasteland and Other Poems by TS Eliot The Waste Land and Other Poems (c.1954) by T. S. Eliot – Faber and Faber Some poetry wants to hold your hand. Some poetry wants to tell you about daffodils. T. S. Eliot had other plans. The Waste Land and Other Poems, published by Faber and Faber around 1954, brings together some of Eliot’s best-known work and offers the reader that rare literary experience of feeling simultaneously impressed, intrigued and faintly concerned that everyone else in the room has understood something you have not. At the centre is The Waste Land, one of the defining poems of twentieth-century literature: fragmented, allusive, strange, haunting and magnificently unwilling to explain itself. This is poetry with footnotes. Poetry with mythology. Poetry with religion, history, classical references, popular culture, multiple voices, several languages and the general atmosphere of Western civilisation having misplaced its keys. First published in 1922, The Waste Land became one of the great landmarks of literary modernism, capturing a world unsettled by war, social change and the collapse of old certainties. Eliot does not provide a reassuring guided tour through any of this. Instead, he gives you fragments. Voices appear and vanish. Images collide. References emerge from ancient texts and everyday life. Meaning seems tantalisingly close, then wanders off into another century. It is brilliant. It is difficult. It has kept university English departments employed for generations. Alongside The Waste Land are other poems that demonstrate Eliot’s distinctive style: precise, intellectual, melancholy, occasionally funny and often possessed of the unsettling feeling that modern life has somehow gone slightly wrong while everyone was distracted. This is not poetry designed to be consumed between advertisements. It rewards rereading, pondering, arguing about and occasionally staring out of a window while wondering what exactly just happened. There is something especially appropriate about reading Eliot in an older Faber edition. The austere typography, the restrained presentation and the general seriousness of the object suit the poems perfectly. This is a book that does not need to shout for attention. It simply sits there looking literary until you feel guilty enough to open it. This copy is in Good condition, and actually presents very well for its age. There is a slight curve to the book, along with a small nick to the dust jacket at the spine, but otherwise it remains in very good condition for a copy of this vintage. That minor wear feels almost appropriate. A perfectly immaculate copy of Eliot would somehow seem suspicious. A little age, a slight curve and a modest nick suggest a book that has actually existed in the world, which is more than can be said for several of the civilisation fragments discussed within. Ideal for collectors of T. S. Eliot, readers of modernist poetry, students of twentieth-century literature or anyone who enjoys books capable of making an ordinary cup of tea feel intellectually significant. Also a fine choice for anyone who would like to place a slim, serious-looking volume on a bedside table and immediately improve the cultural tone of the room. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the wasteland has a shelf number and minor dust-jacket injuries are treated with appropriate literary solemnity. ISBN: None Condition: Good Notes: Slight curve to the book and a small nick to the dust jacket at the spine; otherwise very good for its age. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7494/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wasteland-andother-poems-sep-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7493 The Conquest of the Incas by John Hemming The Conquest of the Incas (1973) by John Hemming – Book Club Associates History has a habit of making enormous catastrophes sound terribly tidy. “Conquest”, for instance, is a wonderfully compact word for what was in reality an extraordinary collision of ambition, violence, disease, politics, betrayal, courage, greed, religion and some truly spectacular misunderstandings. John Hemming’s The Conquest of the Incas, published here by Book Club Associates in 1973, tackles one of the most dramatic episodes in world history: the Spanish overthrow of the Inca Empire in the sixteenth century. And dramatic really is the word. The Incas ruled a vast and highly organised empire stretching across much of the Andes, with roads, administration, agriculture, armies and cities operating on a scale that astonished the Europeans who encountered them. Then along came Francisco Pizarro and a comparatively tiny group of Spaniards, who somehow managed to involve themselves in an imperial civil war, capture an emperor, demand an enormous ransom, execute him anyway and set in motion the destruction of one of the great civilisations of the Americas. It is the sort of sequence of events that would sound implausible in fiction. Hemming examines the conquest in depth, drawing on contemporary records and later scholarship to reconstruct the personalities, conflicts and extraordinary circumstances that shaped the fall of the Inca state. This is not simply a story of Spaniards marching efficiently across a continent while everyone else politely surrendered. Far from it. The conquest was messy, chaotic and prolonged, involving shifting alliances, indigenous resistance, internal divisions and repeated attempts by the Incas to recover their independence. The geography alone deserves respect. The Andes are not exactly gentle campaigning country. Armies, messengers, horses and supplies had to move through mountains, valleys and high-altitude terrain that would make most modern travellers reconsider whether the trip was really necessary. Hemming also gives proper attention to the Inca side of the story, making this more than a straightforward tale of European adventure. The result is a richer and more complex account of conquest, resistance and cultural destruction, with all the uncomfortable contradictions that come with it. There are moments of astonishing bravery. There are moments of appalling cruelty. There are diplomatic manoeuvres, betrayals, sieges, rebellions and enough political intrigue to make a modern cabinet reshuffle look relaxing. Published in the 1970s, this edition also has that pleasingly substantial feel common to serious historical works of the period. It is the sort of book that expects the reader to settle in. No ten-point summary. No “five things you need to know”. Just history, properly complicated. This copy is in Good condition, making it a solid and readable example for anyone interested in the Incas, the Spanish conquest, colonial history or the wider history of South America. It is ideal for readers who enjoy history with plenty of human drama, political complexity and the occasional reminder that civilisation can change very quickly when ambitious outsiders arrive with steel, horses and extremely flexible attitudes toward diplomacy. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where empires rise, empires fall, and old history books continue occupying shelf space with remarkable resilience. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7493/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-conquest-of-the-incas-sep-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7492 The Movies by Richard Griffith and Arthur Mayer Here’s a long, quirky and suitably cinematic Crappy Old Books version: The Movies (1964) by Richard Griffith and Arthur Mayer – Spring Books Before streaming services, before multiplexes, before trailers were two minutes long and somehow still managed to show you the entire film, there were simply the movies. And this book takes them seriously. The Movies, written by Richard Griffith and Arthur Mayer and published by Spring Books in 1964, is a substantial illustrated history of cinema from its early beginnings through to the mid-twentieth century, tracing the development of film as both entertainment and art. This is cinema before algorithms decided what you might enjoy. Before every film franchise required a cinematic universe. Before audiences had to sit through eighteen production logos before the opening scene. Griffith and Mayer look back across the extraordinary development of motion pictures: the silent era, the arrival of sound, the rise of Hollywood, major stars, directors, studios, genres and the technical changes that transformed flickering novelty into one of the dominant cultural forces of the twentieth century. It is, essentially, a grand tour of film history from a time when that history was still relatively young. Published in 1964, the book has the fascinating advantage of being both retrospective and contemporary. It could look back on the silent pioneers and the golden age of Hollywood, but it was also produced when many of the great names and traditions of classic cinema were still part of living memory. That gives the book a flavour modern histories cannot quite reproduce. This was written before people spoke about “classic cinema” with quite the same museum-piece reverence. Many of the stars discussed were still famous household names, and plenty of readers would have remembered seeing some of the earlier films during their original releases. The illustrations are a large part of the attraction. Old film stills, portraits and production images give the book that wonderful mid-century cinema-history feel, when publishers could fill pages with dramatic black-and-white photographs and trust that nobody would complain they had not been optimised for a phone screen. You can browse it as a history. You can use it as a reference. Or you can simply flick through it and admire a period when film stars were photographed through enough soft focus to make everyone appear to exist in a permanent cloud of expensive cigarette smoke. The story of the movies is, of course, also the story of technology. Silent film became sound. Black and white became colour. Small studios became huge businesses. Cameras became more sophisticated. And audiences gradually progressed from being astonished by moving images to complaining that the cinema popcorn was too expensive. Progress comes in many forms. This copy is in Good condition, with the main book surviving nicely. The dust jacket is tatty around the edges, showing the kind of wear that tends to accumulate after sixty years of shelf life, handling and general existence. In other words, the jacket has seen a few sequels. It may not look premiere-night pristine, but the wear gives it exactly the sort of vintage character you would expect from a large film book published in the 1960s. Ideal for film buffs, collectors of cinema history, lovers of old Hollywood, students of popular culture or anyone who feels modern films could benefit from fewer explosions and more people standing dramatically beside a staircase. Also a good choice for those who enjoy books that can sit impressively on a coffee table while silently implying that the owner understands German Expressionism. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where every old film book gets another screening and slightly tatty dust jackets are treated as evidence of a long and distinguished run. ISBN: None Condition: Good Dust jacket: Tatty around the edges https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7492/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-movies-sep-2026.jpg 5.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Spring Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7490 Houe Plants by Antony Mason Here’s a long, quirky and suitably leafy Crappy Old Books version: House Plants (1988) by Antony Mason – Geddes & Grosset There comes a point in domestic life when furniture is no longer enough. The room has a sofa. It has a lamp. It has curtains. It may even have a tasteful bowl containing absolutely nothing. What it really needs, obviously, is a plant. House Plants by Antony Mason, published by Geddes & Grosset in 1988, is a practical guide to the peculiar indoor gardening habit of inviting vegetation into the home and then spending the next several years worrying about whether it has too much water, too little light or a personal grievance. Houseplants appear deceptively simple. You buy one. You put it near a window. You water it occasionally. Then three weeks later one leaf turns yellow and suddenly you are conducting an investigation worthy of a government inquiry. Mason’s guide helps make sense of the business, covering the care and cultivation of indoor plants and offering advice for keeping them alive, healthy and decorative rather than slowly transforming them into expensive compost. Published in the late 1980s, the book comes from a particularly glorious period for houseplants, when spider plants dangled from macramé holders, rubber plants occupied corners with quiet authority and no respectable conservatory was complete without something enormous attempting to reach the ceiling. This was also before the modern houseplant boom turned owning a monstera into a lifestyle statement. In 1988, a cheese plant was simply something your aunt had beside the television. The joy of a book like this is its straightforward practicality. Plants need the correct light, watering, temperature, feeding and general care. They do not need inspirational quotes, designer ceramic pots costing more than the plant itself or their own social-media account. Different plants, naturally, have different requirements. Some enjoy sunshine. Some prefer shade. Some like plenty of water. Others respond to enthusiastic watering by immediately collapsing in protest. Learning which is which is one of the principal skills of indoor gardening and considerably cheaper than discovering it experimentally. The book is ideal for anyone interested in vintage gardening, retro interiors or the increasingly popular art of filling every available windowsill with something green. It also offers a pleasing glimpse into the domestic gardening fashions of the 1980s, an era when homes contained vast quantities of patterned wallpaper, substantial televisions and enough foliage to make the average living room resemble the reception area of a provincial hotel. This copy is in Good condition, having survived since 1988 with rather more success than many of the houseplants originally purchased alongside books like it. That alone is something of an achievement. Books are, in fairness, easier to maintain. They do not require watering. They tolerate poor light. And if you leave one unattended for three weeks while on holiday, it rarely dies dramatically against the window. Ideal for gardeners, houseplant enthusiasts, collectors of vintage practical books or anyone currently staring at a drooping plant and wondering whether it needs water, sunlight, repotting or simply a stern conversation. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all plants are presumed alive until proven otherwise and the books require considerably less horticultural supervision. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7490/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/house-plants-sep-2026.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Geddes and Grosset no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7489 The Observers Book of Wild Flowers by WJ Stokoe The Observer’s Book of Wild Flowers (1975) by W. J. Stokoe – Frederick Warne & Co. There is something deeply satisfying about a small field guide. No charging cable. No login. No software update. No message asking whether you would like to accept cookies before being allowed to identify a buttercup. Just a book. The Observer’s Book of Wild Flowers, written by W. J. Stokoe and published by Frederick Warne & Co. in 1975, is one of those wonderfully compact little reference books designed to be taken outside and actually used, which is a rather radical idea by modern standards. The purpose is simple enough: help the reader identify the wild flowers encountered in fields, hedgerows, woodland, verges and other places where plants insist on growing without being asked. This is part of the famous Observer’s Book tradition, a series beloved for packing a surprising amount of information into a book small enough to fit into a pocket, coat, rucksack or glove compartment. And wild flowers are an ideal subject for it. You spot something purple growing beside a path. Is it a violet? A campion? Something with an alarming Latin name? Rather than photographing it and hoping an app does not confidently identify it as a tropical houseplant, you can simply open the book and investigate. Imagine that. Published in 1975, this edition comes from an era when nature study was still proudly practical. People were expected to go outdoors, look at things, compare shapes and colours, and eventually develop enough knowledge to recognise a plant without first requiring mobile reception. There is a pleasing slowness to that process. You notice the leaf shape. You examine the flower. You check the habitat. You make a decision. Then, if you are anything like most amateur naturalists, you change your mind three times and eventually ask somebody else. The book is both useful and nostalgic, offering a snapshot of British natural history publishing during the 1970s. It belongs to a time when pocket nature guides were familiar companions to walkers, schoolchildren, ramblers and anyone who occasionally disappeared into the countryside carrying sandwiches in greaseproof paper. For collectors, Observer’s Books have a charm all their own. Their small format, practical illustrations and straightforward approach make them attractive little survivors from a more analogue age of hobbies. No notifications interrupt the identification process. No battery runs out halfway across a meadow. And if you drop it in long grass, it will remain exactly where you left it rather than trying to connect to Bluetooth. This copy is in Good condition, making it a nice usable example for anyone wanting a vintage field guide rather than a pristine museum piece. At around fifty years old, it has survived extremely well for a book whose natural habitat was likely to involve pockets, backpacks, damp benches and enthusiastic fingers pointing at illustrations. Ideal for wild-flower enthusiasts, walkers, collectors of Observer’s Books, natural-history fans or anyone who would like to rediscover the ancient pastime of looking at plants and actually knowing what they are. Also useful for those moments when someone says, “What’s that flower?” and you would like to answer with something more authoritative than, “One of the yellow ones.” Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we support both biodiversity and the continued survival of small books that know more about hedgerows than we do. ISBN: 0723200440 Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7489/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-observers-book-of-wild-flowers-sep-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Warne and Co 9780723200444 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7488 Rock Gardening by GK Mooney Rock Gardening (1957) by G. K. Mooney – Collingridge There comes a point in every gardener’s life when ordinary soil is no longer enough. You look at the lawn. You look at the flower beds. You look at a pile of stones. And you think: yes, this could become a garden. Rock Gardening, written by G. K. Mooney and published by Collingridge in 1957, is a practical guide to the noble art of arranging rocks, soil and carefully chosen plants in such a way that the final result looks beautifully natural rather than as though a small building project was abandoned halfway through. Rock gardens occupy a curious corner of horticulture. Done well, they create miniature landscapes full of alpines, low-growing plants, crevices, slopes and carefully composed stonework. Done badly, they look like somebody tipped a wheelbarrow over and decided to leave it there. Mooney’s task is to help you achieve the first version. This is proper mid-century gardening literature, from an era when readers were expected to know one end of a spade from the other and nobody felt obliged to describe every garden as an “outdoor room”. The book deals with the planning, construction and planting of rock gardens, helping the gardener understand which plants suit rocky conditions and how stone, soil, drainage and position all work together. Because rock gardening is not simply a matter of buying three boulders and wedging a saxifrage between them. The stones need placing properly. The plants need suitable conditions. Drainage matters. Scale matters. Aspect matters. And sooner or later you discover that creating something which looks naturally wild involves a remarkable amount of deliberate organisation. Published in 1957, the book also captures a period when rockeries were a familiar feature of British gardening, appearing everywhere from suburban plots to grander gardens and public parks. For decades, a respectable rock garden was almost a declaration that you had progressed beyond merely owning a lawn. It showed ambition. Possibly too much ambition. There is something wonderfully earnest about older gardening manuals like this. They tend to approach their subject with the seriousness of civil engineering, which is not entirely unreasonable when the subject involves moving large pieces of stone around the garden. Modern gardening advice might tell you to “create a naturalistic alpine feature”. A 1950s gardener was more likely to be told what sort of stone to use, where to put it, how far to bury it and why getting it wrong would offend both horticulture and geology. For anyone interested in vintage gardening practice, the book is also an appealing snapshot of its time. The language, methods and plant choices reflect mid-century horticulture, when specialist gardening was a serious hobby and a person could devote extraordinary amounts of attention to a patch of ground measuring six feet across. This copy is in Good condition, which seems rather fitting for a book about rocks, since one would hope for a certain degree of durability. At nearly seventy years old, it has survived changing garden fashions, decades of weather, endless arguments over lawns versus paving and the rise of garden centres selling pre-bagged “alpine grit” at surprisingly ambitious prices. Ideal for gardeners, collectors of vintage horticultural books, alpine enthusiasts, landscape-history buffs or anyone currently staring at an awkward slope and wondering whether it could be turned into something impressive. Also useful for people who have acquired a heap of stones and need a respectable explanation for why they are still in the garden. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we admire any gardening project that can turn rubble into a feature and call it intentional. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7488/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rock-gardening-sep-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collingridge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7487 Garden Chrysamthemums by AG Carpenter and E Snelling Garden Chrysanthemums (1957) by A. G. Carpenter and E. Snelling – Collingridge Few flowers manage to look quite so respectable while simultaneously being so determined to take over an entire border. The chrysanthemum is one of them. Garden Chrysanthemums, written by A. G. Carpenter and E. Snelling and published by Collingridge in 1957, is a proper old-school gardening guide devoted to the cultivation, care and general management of one of the great stalwarts of the British garden. This is from an era when gardening books assumed the reader might actually do some gardening. There are no lifestyle photographs of somebody drinking coffee beside a strategically placed trowel. No vague advice to “embrace seasonal colour”. No suggestion that a plant will thrive if you simply connect with it emotionally. Instead, this is practical horticulture. Chrysanthemums, despite their cheerful abundance, are not entirely casual plants. They can be generous, spectacular and deeply rewarding, but they also appreciate being propagated, pinched, fed, watered, staked, protected and generally supervised with the sort of attention normally associated with minor royalty. Carpenter and Snelling guide the reader through the business of growing chrysanthemums properly, covering the practical knowledge needed to produce strong plants and impressive flowers. Published in 1957, the book also captures something of the golden age of serious amateur gardening, when suburban plots, allotments and back gardens were treated as laboratories of personal excellence and there was a very real possibility that your neighbour was quietly judging your dahlias. Chrysanthemums were not merely flowers. They were a statement. A well-grown display could suggest patience, skill, discipline and a willingness to spend unreasonable amounts of time tying plants to canes. A poorly grown display suggested you had other priorities. There is something tremendously appealing about vintage specialist gardening books like this. Modern gardening advice is often compressed into three bullet points and a cheerful icon. Older books tend to assume that if you have bought a book specifically about chrysanthemums, you are serious enough to hear the details. And there are details. Soil preparation, propagation, feeding, flowering, disbudding, training and seasonal care all become part of the great annual campaign to persuade the plant to produce exactly the blooms you had in mind. For collectors of vintage gardening books, this is also a lovely period piece. The language, cultivation methods and assumptions reflect the gardening culture of the 1950s, when many households still had a deep practical knowledge of plants and gardening magazines could discuss compost mixtures with the gravity of an engineering manual. This copy is in Good condition, which is a pleasing survival for a gardening book now approaching seventy years old. Books like this were not usually purchased simply to decorate shelves. They were taken into sheds, consulted beside potting benches, propped open with dirty fingers and occasionally exposed to soil, water and whatever substance the gardener had just been mixing in a bucket. The fact that this one has made it this far in good shape suggests either careful ownership or an unusually tidy chrysanthemum enthusiast. Ideal for gardeners, horticultural historians, collectors of vintage gardening literature or anyone who feels modern chrysanthemums are simply not being taken seriously enough. Also suitable for people who would like to learn how much effort was once considered perfectly normal in order to produce a really impressive flower. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we admire any plant that can survive frost, pests, bad weather and several decades of changing gardening fashion — especially if it has better posture than we do. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7487/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/garden-chrysanthemums-sep-2026.jpg 2.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collingridge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7486 Wildlife Tracks by Gerry Yewlett Here’s a long, quirky Crappy Old Books version with the waterproof pocket-guide angle pushed nicely: Wildlife Tracks (1974) by Gerry Yewlett – Jogger There are two types of people in the countryside. Those who see a muddy footprint and think, “Something walked through there.” And those who crouch down, peer at it suspiciously and announce, “Fox. Probably last night. Heading north.” Wildlife Tracks by Gerry Yewlett, published in 1974, is for the second sort. This wonderfully compact little guide is designed to help identify the tracks and signs left behind by wildlife, turning mysterious marks in mud, sand and soft ground into clues about what has recently wandered past while you were looking in completely the wrong direction. At just 20 pages, this is not a vast natural-history encyclopaedia intended to occupy half a shelf and require reinforced furniture. It is a small, practical field guide — the sort of thing you can actually take outside, put in a pocket and use when confronted by an assortment of footprints that could belong to a fox, badger, rabbit, deer or particularly determined domestic cat. Even better, it is waterproof. This is an unusually sensible feature for a book about identifying animal tracks, because animal tracks have an irritating tendency to occur outdoors, where Britain traditionally provides mud, drizzle, wet grass, puddles and horizontal rain in quantities apparently designed specifically to destroy paper. So while ordinary books prefer libraries, desks and centrally heated rooms, Wildlife Tracks is prepared to accompany you into the damp. The guide offers an accessible introduction to recognising different wildlife tracks and provides a handy reference for walkers, naturalists, campers, ramblers, children, teachers and anyone who enjoys discovering that the countryside is considerably busier than it first appears. Tracks are one of the great bits of natural detective work. The animal itself may be nowhere to be seen, but it has helpfully left behind evidence. A few marks in soft earth can reveal what passed through, how large it was, which direction it travelled and occasionally whether it was walking, running or apparently conducting urgent wildlife business. Published in 1974, the booklet also has that pleasingly practical character common to vintage outdoor guides. There are no apps, QR codes, GPS coordinates or requests to create an account before viewing a badger footprint. You simply look at the mark on the ground and then look at the book. A revolutionary system. Because it is so small, it is also ideal for keeping in a coat pocket, backpack, glove compartment, caravan, tent or the drawer containing all those useful outdoor things that you know you own but can never locate when required. This copy is in Good condition, which is particularly impressive for something specifically designed to be carried around outdoors for more than fifty years. Its waterproof construction has presumably helped it avoid the usual fate of field guides, which is to become a swollen papier-mâché object after somebody leaves a rucksack open during a sudden shower. Ideal for wildlife enthusiasts, walkers, vintage nature-book collectors, scout leaders, countryside explorers or anyone who has ever found a footprint in the mud and wanted to know what made it. Also useful for determining whether the mysterious tracks around the compost heap belong to local wildlife or merely the neighbour’s cat returning to commit further offences. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we encourage responsible wildlife observation and strongly recommend identifying tracks before following them into anything described locally as “a bit boggy”. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7486/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wildlife-tracks-sep-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jogger no GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7485 The Chemistry of the Garden by Herbert H Cousins The Chemistry of the Garden (1948) by Herbert H. Cousins – Macmillan Gardening is often presented as a peaceful pastime involving roses, sunshine, birdsong and the occasional tasteful wheelbarrow. Herbert H. Cousins had other ideas. The Chemistry of the Garden, published by Macmillan in 1948, looks beneath the pleasant surface of horticulture and asks the rather more alarming question: what on earth is actually going on down there? The answer, naturally, is chemistry. Soil is not simply dirt. Fertiliser is not simply “plant food”. Lime is not something you scatter about because somebody in a flat cap once told you to. Water, minerals, acids, alkalis, nitrogen, phosphates and countless other substances are all quietly conducting business beneath your cabbages while you stand above them wondering why the beans look miserable. Cousins sets out to explain the chemical processes behind successful gardening, showing how soil composition, nutrients and other scientific factors influence the growth and health of plants. It is horticulture viewed not merely from the potting shed, but from the laboratory bench. Published in 1948, the book also comes from a particularly interesting period in British gardening. The country had only recently emerged from wartime rationing and the Dig for Victory years, when cultivating a productive garden was considerably more than an aesthetic hobby. Understanding how to get the best from the soil could have distinctly practical consequences. There is something wonderfully serious about older gardening books. Modern gardening advice might tell you to buy a convenient bottle marked “All Purpose Feed”. A book like this is more likely to explain precisely why the plants need feeding, what the relevant chemical compounds are doing and why your soil may have developed an objection to cooperating. It belongs to an era in which gardeners were expected to know things. Potential hydrogen levels were not merely represented by an electronic meter purchased online. Compost was not simply delivered in brightly coloured plastic bags. The successful gardener was part botanist, part chemist, part meteorologist and part person staring suspiciously at a patch of earth wondering what had gone wrong. For modern readers, some of the terminology and recommendations inevitably belong to their time, but that is part of the attraction. This is both a practical gardening book and a piece of horticultural history, showing how scientific knowledge was being applied to everyday cultivation in the middle of the twentieth century. It will appeal to collectors of vintage gardening books, students of horticultural history, gardeners with a scientific streak and anyone who has ever suspected that their rhododendron is failing for reasons more complicated than spite. This copy is in Good condition, having survived since 1948 with considerably greater success than many of the plants its previous owners were presumably attempting to cultivate. At more than seventy years old, it naturally carries the character of an older book, but remains a solid and usable example. No ISBN is present, having been published before books were required to report for numerical identification. Ideal for a gardener who likes to know why something works rather than merely being told to sprinkle half a handful around the base and water thoroughly. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we understand that every garden contains complex chemical processes, while our own stockroom mainly contains dust, cardboard boxes and several mysterious substances we have decided not to analyse. ISBN: None Condition: Good https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7485/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-chemistry-of-the-garden-sep-2026.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MaCmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7484 English Off We Go Series - Book Three by Kenneth Anderson English Off We Go Series - Book Three (1974) by Kenneth Anderson – Hulton Educational Publications There was a time when learning English came with proper textbooks, carefully structured exercises and illustrations that seemed quietly confident everyone involved would eventually understand what an adverb was. English Off We Go Series - Book Three, published by Hulton Educational Publications in 1974, belongs very much to that age. Written by Kenneth Anderson, this is part of a graded English series designed to develop reading, comprehension, vocabulary, grammar and written expression without the assistance of spellcheck, autocorrect, artificial intelligence or a helpful little underline appearing beneath every mistake. Instead, pupils were expected to read the passage, understand the question and then — in a shocking display of personal responsibility — write the answer themselves. The title Off We Go has a wonderfully optimistic quality to it, suggesting that mastering English is simply a matter of opening the book and proceeding cheerfully forward. Presumably nobody mentioned irregular verbs, subordinate clauses or the terrifying moment when a teacher asked someone to explain the difference between “their”, “there” and “they’re”. Book Three would have been aimed at pupils already partway through their English studies, building upon earlier work and introducing increasingly sophisticated language tasks. The emphasis is practical and educational, with the unmistakable tone of a textbook that genuinely believes improvement will occur if everyone simply pays attention. And perhaps it did. Published in 1974, this is also a lovely little piece of educational history from an era of exercise books, chalk dust, wooden desks, overhead projectors and teachers who could silence a classroom simply by putting down their pen. The language, examples and presentation inevitably reflect their period, which gives the book an extra layer of interest today. Vintage schoolbooks are often unintentionally fascinating because they preserve not only teaching methods but also the assumptions, everyday situations and vocabulary of their time. For anyone who attended school in the 1970s, there may also be the dangerous possibility of recognition. Perhaps you remember books like this being handed out at the beginning of a lesson. Perhaps you remember carefully writing your name inside the front cover. Perhaps you remember being told not to draw moustaches on the illustrations. Naturally, somebody always did. This copy is in Fair condition, which seems entirely appropriate for a schoolbook that has had more than fifty years in which to encounter pupils, desks, satchels, cupboards, house moves and the occasional enthusiastic pencil. It is not a pristine collector’s copy pretending never to have encountered education. It has age and wear, and looks like a book that has actually performed the job it was printed to do. That gives it a certain charm. Ideal for collectors of vintage educational books, teachers interested in changing classroom methods, social historians, nostalgic former pupils or anyone who wants to see how English was taught before grammar became something people argued about on the internet. It would also make an excellent gift for somebody who insists “standards were higher in my day”, although they may then be required to complete the exercises to prove it. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where old schoolbooks are given another chance, spelling mistakes are judged quietly, and nobody is required to stay behind after class. ISBN: 0717503054 Condition: Fair https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7484/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-off-we-go-series-book-three-sep-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hulton Educational Publications 9780717503056 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7483 Better English - Book Four by Ronald Ridout Better English - Book Four (1963) by Ronald Ridout – Ginn and Company There was a time when improving your English did not involve an app, a motivational notification, a streak counter or an animated owl threatening you with emotional consequences. Instead, there was Ronald Ridout. Better English - Book Four, published by Ginn and Company in 1963, belongs to that wonderfully earnest age of school textbooks in which grammar was serious business, handwriting mattered, punctuation was expected to know its place, and nobody had yet decided that putting three exclamation marks at the end of a sentence counted as enthusiasm. This volume was designed to help young readers improve their command of English through structured exercises, reading, vocabulary, composition and the sort of careful language work that generations of pupils completed while staring occasionally out of the classroom window and wondering how long remained until lunch. Ronald Ridout was a prolific educational author, and books like this were intended to build confidence in written and spoken English by means of practice rather than magic. Sentences had to be constructed properly. Words had to be chosen with care. Paragraphs were expected to contain actual thoughts. Teachers, meanwhile, possessed red pens of terrifying authority. There is something rather charming about the seriousness of it all. This was education before spellcheck, autocorrect and predictive text began confidently replacing perfectly good words with something completely inappropriate. If you misspelled something, the page remembered. If your grammar was wrong, there was nowhere to hide. The computer could not be blamed because the computer was still occupying most of a building somewhere else. The book also offers a small snapshot of the language, teaching methods and social assumptions of early 1960s Britain. Some examples may now feel distinctly of their period, which only makes the book more interesting as an educational artefact. It is not merely a textbook; it is evidence of how English was taught when chalkboards, exercise books and fountain pens still ruled the classroom. For collectors of vintage schoolbooks, educational history, teaching material or nostalgic classroom ephemera, Better English - Book Four has plenty of appeal. It may also be useful for anyone curious to discover whether their modern English would satisfy a 1963 schoolmaster, although that experiment should probably be undertaken with a certain amount of emotional preparation. This copy is in Fair condition, meaning it has clearly experienced the educational system rather than merely observing it from a safe distance. Expect age, wear and the general signs of a book that has been around for more than sixty years. That, frankly, seems appropriate. A completely pristine school textbook from 1963 would raise more questions than it answered. Schoolbooks were meant to be carried, opened, written beside, shoved into desks and occasionally forgotten until the teacher asked everyone to turn to page 47. No ISBN is present, because this book comes from the reassuringly uncomplicated era before every publication required its own internationally recognised numerical identity. Ideal for collectors, teachers, nostalgia enthusiasts, language lovers or anyone who feels modern written English might benefit from being sent back to school for a term. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the grammar may be better than the stockroom organisation, and where a Fair-condition textbook is considered to have simply completed its practical coursework. ISBN: None Condition: Fair https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7483/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/better-english-book-four-sep-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ginn and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7482 212 Celebrated Songs - With Pianoforte Accompaniments - Dance Music and Pianoforte Pieces - Vol 2 by Record Music Here’s a suitably long, quirky and slightly battered-looking Crappy Old Books version: 212 Celebrated Songs - With Pianoforte Accompaniments - Dance Music and Pianoforte Pieces - Vol. 2 (c.1900) – Record Music / F. Pitman Hart & Co. Before Spotify, before radio, before anyone could shout across the room at a small plastic cylinder and demand something relaxing, there was the altogether more demanding entertainment system known as owning a piano. 212 Celebrated Songs - With Pianoforte Accompaniments - Dance Music and Pianoforte Pieces - Vol. 2 is a wonderfully substantial collection from around 1900, published by F. Pitman Hart & Co. under the Record Music banner, and designed for an era when making music at home involved considerably more effort than pressing Play. Inside are songs, piano accompaniments, dance tunes and instrumental pieces intended for the parlour, drawing room, front room, church hall, respectable social gathering or any other situation in which someone could be persuaded to sit at a piano while everybody else gradually formed opinions about their timing. With 212 pieces packed into one volume, this was serious entertainment value. For its original price of a few shillings, the purchaser was effectively buying an entire domestic music service — albeit one requiring sheet reading, finger dexterity, regular piano tuning and at least one family member willing to practise. The book belongs to that fascinating period when printed music was still a major form of home entertainment. Families gathered around the piano, visitors were expected to perform something, popular songs travelled through sheet music, and there was always the lurking possibility that somebody would say, “Do play that one again,” forcing everyone else to smile politely. This volume has now survived roughly a century and a quarter, and it looks as though it knows it. Condition is Fair. The exterior is heavily weathered and has the unmistakable appearance of a book that has spent a very long time being an old book. It is worn, aged and distinctly seasoned rather than pristine, which seems entirely appropriate for something published when Queen Victoria was either still on the throne or only recently absent from it. Despite appearances, the binding remains surprisingly good. There is one loose signature, but importantly the threads are still intact, so the section remains attached rather than attempting an independent career elsewhere. The rest of the binding is sound enough for careful use. The pages are browned with age, as one would expect, but remain quite usable. Nobody should purchase this expecting brilliant white paper, untouched corners and the sterile perfection of a modern reprint. This is the real thing: old paper, old printing, old music and more than a century of accumulated atmosphere. There is something rather appealing about that. Modern sheet music can be downloaded instantly and printed perfectly. This copy has instead survived two world wars, countless house moves, generations of changing musical tastes, several entirely different methods of recorded sound and probably more than a few enthusiastic pianists who believed tempo markings were merely suggestions. Ideal for collectors of antique music books, pianists who enjoy exploring older popular repertoire, theatrical props departments, social historians, decorative-book enthusiasts or anyone who believes books should look as though they have actually had a life. It is also a charming reminder of a time when entertaining yourself required talent, patience and furniture weighing approximately as much as a small car. No ISBN, because when this was published nobody had yet decided that every book needed thirteen digits, a barcode and an international database entry before it could be allowed onto a shelf. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where “weathered” is not necessarily a criticism, browned pages are considered occupational experience, and surviving for around 125 years earns a book a certain amount of leniency. ISBN: None Condition: Fair https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7482/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/212-celebrated-songs-sep-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books F Pitman Hart and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7481 Sociology for Everyone by Martin Joseph Sociology for Everyone (1986) by Martin Joseph – Polity Press Have you ever looked at society and thought, “Well, this all seems unnecessarily complicated”? Excellent. You are already halfway to being a sociologist. Martin Joseph’s Sociology for Everyone does exactly what the title suggests: it takes the vast, occasionally intimidating world of sociology and attempts to explain it without requiring you to spend three years in a seminar room arguing about Marx, Weber, class consciousness and whether anything anybody does can truly be considered an individual choice. Published by Polity Press in 1986, this is a broad introduction to the study of society, social behaviour, institutions, relationships, class, power, culture and all the other invisible forces apparently responsible for why people behave as strangely as they do. Sociology, after all, is essentially the academic discipline devoted to looking at perfectly ordinary things — families, jobs, schools, governments, fashions, arguments, money, social groups and people standing awkwardly in queues — and asking why they exist, who benefits from them and whether they might secretly be instruments of social control. Joseph introduces the subject in an accessible way, making this a useful starting point for students, curious readers or anyone who has recently discovered that society consists of considerably more than simply “people getting on with their lives”. Expect discussions of social structures, inequality, institutions and the various theories humans have invented to explain why some people have enormous houses while others spend half their monthly income attempting to keep a bedsit warm. Being published in 1986 also gives the book a pleasingly historical quality. This was Britain before social media, smartphones and influencers, when sociologists had to study communities by physically going outside and talking to people rather than spending six months analysing arguments underneath a TikTok video. Some of the terminology and examples inevitably reflect their era, but the central questions remain stubbornly familiar. Why are societies organised the way they are? Why do people behave differently depending upon class, status or upbringing? Who holds power? Why do institutions resist change? And why does almost every simple question about human behaviour eventually require a diagram? This copy is in Good condition, which sociologically speaking means it has successfully survived several decades within the highly competitive ecosystem of bookshelves, house moves, charity shops and people saying, “I’ll definitely read that one day.” Ideal for sociology students, collectors of vintage academic books, readers interested in social history, or anybody who would like to understand humanity without necessarily having to interact with too much of it. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand book forms part of a complex social network involving authors, readers, postal workers, cardboard packaging and somebody eventually wondering why they own seven books about sociology. ISBN: 0745601871 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7481/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sociologu-for-everyone-sep-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Polity Press 9780745601878 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7480 Yes Minister - Vol One by Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay Yes Minister - Vol One (1981) by Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay – BBC Before The Thick of It, before spin doctors acquired mobile phones, and long before anybody thought government departments might be improved by giving everyone a PowerPoint presentation and a diversity of consultants, there was Yes Minister — a wonderfully dry examination of British government in which absolutely everyone is working very hard to ensure that as little as possible actually happens. Written by Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay, this first volume brings the gloriously obstructive world of Jim Hacker MP, Sir Humphrey Appleby and Bernard Woolley from the television screen onto the printed page. Hacker has finally achieved what every ambitious politician supposedly dreams of: ministerial office. Unfortunately, he rapidly discovers that being a minister does not necessarily mean being allowed to run his own department. Standing between Hacker and anything resembling decisive action is Sir Humphrey Appleby, the magnificently polished Permanent Secretary whose principal skill is explaining why the minister’s latest perfectly reasonable idea is administratively impossible, politically dangerous, financially irresponsible, constitutionally dubious and, most importantly, not the way things have traditionally been done. Sir Humphrey is, of course, never openly disobedient. That would be terribly improper. Instead, inconvenient proposals are referred to committees, discussed with interested departments, subjected to reviews, reconsidered in light of emerging circumstances and eventually buried somewhere beneath a memorandum entitled Preliminary Considerations Concerning Possible Future Action. Bernard Woolley occupies the dangerous territory between the two men, attempting to serve his minister while simultaneously remembering that his actual career depends upon the Civil Service. His contributions frequently involve correcting someone’s grammar while the machinery of government quietly catches fire around him. Presented in diary-style form, Yes Minister - Vol One expands upon the television series with additional observations, memoranda and bureaucratic absurdities that make the whole thing feel alarmingly plausible. The joke, of course, is that the politicians think they run the country, the civil servants know that they run the country, and the public occasionally gets invited to vote so everyone can maintain the illusion. The humour is clever rather than frantic, relying on elaborate language, carefully constructed misunderstandings and the eternal battle between political ambition and administrative survival. Sir Humphrey’s spectacularly complicated sentences remain particularly impressive examples of how the English language can be used to say almost nothing while occupying several minutes and sounding extremely important. Published by the BBC in 1981, this is an excellent little slice of British political comedy from an age when government scandals involved expense accounts, awkward parliamentary questions and ministers accidentally telling the truth. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived more than four decades of governments, reorganisations, policy initiatives and efficiency drives without requiring the establishment of an independent review committee. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we believe old books deserve another term in office, regardless of whether anyone remembers voting for them. ISBN: 0563179341 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7480/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/yes-minister-vol-1-sep-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BBC 9780563179344 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7478 Octopussy by Ian Fleming Octopussy by Ian Fleming, published by Pan Books in this 1976 edition, is a compact collection of James Bond stories from the part of the franchise where even the shorter assignments still manage to involve espionage, betrayal, violence, expensive objects and people making very poor decisions in attractive surroundings. This edition contains three stories: Octopussy The Property of a Lady The Living Daylights So, three doses of Bond in one paperback, which is efficient. No need to wait for another briefing. Octopussy itself is a rather different sort of Bond story from the big cinematic adventures the title later became associated with. Here the emphasis is darker and more reflective. There is wartime memory, guilt, moral reckoning and the uncomfortable business of discovering that some people have spent years successfully outrunning the consequences of what they did. Bond, naturally, arrives to complicate this arrangement. It is less a story about elaborate supervillain machinery and more about the past catching up. Which, in Fleming, often turns out to be more dangerous than a missile silo. The Property of a Lady moves into the world of espionage, auction houses and expensive objects. Because this is Bond, even jewellery cannot simply be jewellery. Somewhere behind the polished surface is intelligence work, deception and the faint possibility that the person holding the catalogue knows rather more than they are saying. There is something wonderfully Flemingesque about this. Most people attend an auction to buy things. Bond attends one because international espionage has somehow become involved. It must make ordinary shopping seem terribly dull. Then there is The Living Daylights, one of Fleming’s sharpest short Bond stories. A sniper. A mission. A carefully calculated kill. And, inevitably, a complication. The story strips Bond back to the essentials: professional judgement, observation, nerves and the awkward reality that even a highly trained intelligence operative remains human enough to hesitate. That is often where Fleming’s Bond is most interesting. The films gave him spectacle. The books gave him doubt. And then still expected him to complete the assignment. These shorter stories also show how well Bond works in compact form. There is less room for enormous plots and sprawling journeys. Instead, Fleming concentrates on tension, character and that peculiar world of mid-century intelligence where everybody seems to know who everybody else is while pretending not to. No encrypted messaging apps. No facial recognition. No satellite tracking. Just surveillance, tradecraft, instinct and the ever-present possibility that somebody has been followed from the airport. Published by Pan Books in 1976, this edition belongs to the classic paperback era of Bond: bold covers, compact format and the reassuring feeling that the book was designed to be taken on a train, on holiday or into a waiting room where one could quietly imagine that the man in the corner was probably working for SMERSH. There is also the inevitable historical charm of reading Bond from the period before the franchise became quite so monumentally self-aware. Here, espionage still feels relatively intimate. Danger is closer. Gadgets are less dominant. And people are expected to solve problems without calling Q Branch every ten minutes. For readers of Ian Fleming, collectors of Pan paperbacks, Bond enthusiasts or anyone who prefers their espionage in concentrated form, this is an excellent little collection. Three stories. Three different kinds of tension. And enough Cold War atmosphere to make a perfectly ordinary hotel bar feel faintly suspicious. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1976, it has now survived long enough to become a piece of Bond-era nostalgia in its own right. ISBN: 0330020811. A compact collection of three James Bond stories combining espionage, moral ambiguity, auction-room intrigue and professional assassination, all delivered with Fleming’s usual confidence that the world is far more dangerous than most people realise. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where Bond is still on assignment, the paperback is still intact, and the contents have fortunately not been classified. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7478/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/octopussy-sep-2026.jpg 2.45 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330020817 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7476 The Jupiter Legacy by Harry Harrison The Jupiter Legacy by Harry Harrison, published by Sphere in 1972, is classic early-1970s science fiction from an age when the future still involved giant planets, dangerous missions, mysterious discoveries and the reasonable assumption that humanity would eventually leave Earth because somebody had found something worth worrying about. Harry Harrison was one of the great workhorses of twentieth-century science fiction, capable of combining big ideas with fast-moving plots and the useful understanding that futuristic technology is much more entertaining when somebody is having trouble with it. The Jupiter Legacy takes us out towards the largest planet in the Solar System, where scale immediately becomes a problem. Jupiter does not do modesty. It is enormous. Its storms are enormous. Its gravity is enormous. Even the word “planet” begins to feel slightly inadequate. Naturally, science fiction writers took one look at it and thought: “We should send people there.” This is part of the charm of older space fiction. Human beings were always being dispatched towards things that sensible people would probably observe from a much greater distance. The future, as imagined in books like this, is full of exploration, risk and technological ambition. There are no package holidays. No orbital wellness retreats. No cheerful announcement that your shuttle will be boarding from Gate 14. Space remains difficult. Which is as it should be. The novel belongs to that period when planetary exploration still carried a strong sense of mystery. Space probes were revealing more about the Solar System, but enormous gaps remained in what we knew. That left writers with room to speculate. And speculate they did. Jupiter could be scientific frontier, hostile environment, mystery, opportunity and threat all at once. The title itself suggests inheritance. A legacy. Something waiting to be discovered, understood or perhaps regretted. Science fiction is very fond of legacies because they usually mean somebody in the past has left something behind. And if the book is any good, it is rarely a tasteful sideboard. There may be secrets. There may be technology. There may be consequences. There may be a very reasonable point at which someone should say: “Perhaps we should stop touching things.” Someone almost certainly continues touching things. Harrison’s style makes these ideas approachable rather than ponderous. He does not usually require the reader to sit through eighty pages of theoretical explanation before anything happens. The science may be important, but so are movement, tension and people making decisions under pressure. Often poor decisions. Again, very human. Published by Sphere in 1972, this edition has all the appeal of a proper vintage science-fiction paperback from the era when bookshops were full of planets, rockets, strange landscapes and covers promising futures that have now partly arrived and partly become magnificently wrong. That is one of the pleasures of old science fiction. You get two futures. The future imagined by the author. And the future we actually ended up with. Sometimes they overlap. Sometimes they miss one another by several light-years. For collectors of Harry Harrison, vintage SF, planetary adventure or 1970s paperbacks, The Jupiter Legacy is a pleasing period title. It also suits readers who like science fiction with a sense of scale, danger and the faint suspicion that humanity may have discovered something before being emotionally ready for it. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1972, it has now survived long enough to become retro-futuristic in its own right. ISBN: 0722143583. A brisk and entertaining slice of vintage science fiction, full of planetary mystery, future technology and the reassuring old-fashioned belief that mankind’s problems may eventually become interplanetary. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the future is vintage, Jupiter is still enormous, and the postage remains Earthbound. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7476/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-jupiter-legacy-sep-2026.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722143582 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7475 In the Ocean of Night by Gregory Benford In the Ocean of Night by Gregory Benford, published by Orbit in 1978, is a sweeping work of science fiction about humanity discovering that the universe is not empty, not especially simple, and quite possibly not remotely interested in making us feel important. Which is awkward. We had barely finished congratulating ourselves on reaching space. Gregory Benford brings a physicist’s eye to the story, and that gives the novel a particular flavour. The science matters. The distances matter. The machines matter. And the universe is allowed to remain vast, dangerous and inconveniently indifferent to human optimism. This is science fiction with proper scale. Not merely a spaceship going somewhere. Not merely an alien appearing. But the much bigger question: What happens to human civilisation when evidence begins accumulating that intelligence exists elsewhere and has been doing so for a very long time? The answer is, naturally, not calm administrative acceptance. There is uncertainty. Scientific debate. Political anxiety. Religious unease. Professional rivalry. And the creeping realisation that humanity may have entered a conversation in which everyone else arrived several billion years earlier. The book forms the beginning of Benford’s Galactic Center sequence, and you can already see the foundations being laid for something much larger than a single adventure. Civilisations. Machines. Evolution. Deep time. The possibility that intelligence itself may take forms humans are not particularly well equipped to recognise. These are big ideas. Very big ideas. The sort of ideas that make a kitchen table look temporarily insignificant. There is something especially appealing about late-1970s science fiction because it sits at an interesting crossroads. The Apollo era was still close enough to feel real. Computers were becoming more important but had not yet turned into invisible background machinery. Astronomy was advancing rapidly. And writers like Benford could look at all of this and reasonably ask what humanity might find if it kept going. Possibly wonder. Possibly danger. Possibly paperwork. Space exploration always eventually produces paperwork. In the Ocean of Night has the classic hard-SF pleasure of treating discovery as both intellectual excitement and existential threat. A strange object is not merely a plot device. It is evidence. Evidence changes theories. Theories change assumptions. Assumptions, once damaged, are surprisingly difficult to repair. This is why science fiction works so well when it is taken seriously. The alien does not have to jump out from behind a rock. Sometimes the most disturbing thing is simply learning that something impossible has been there all along. Benford is especially good at that slow expansion of scale. The universe becomes larger. Human certainty becomes smaller. And somewhere in the middle, the characters have to keep functioning. That is another very human touch. Even when confronted with cosmic mystery, people still have careers, institutions, egos and disagreements. The stars may be eternal. Committee meetings remain unavoidable. Published by Orbit in 1978, this edition is a proper piece of vintage British science-fiction publishing from an era when paperback covers often promised impossible worlds and the books inside were expected to justify them. For readers interested in hard science fiction, first-contact themes, cosmic speculation, space exploration or the history of ambitious 1970s SF, this is a very appealing title. It also suits anyone who enjoys science fiction that assumes the reader can cope with both ideas and action without requiring every concept to be explained three times. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1978, it has survived longer than many fictional spacecraft and remains ready for another mission. ISBN: 0708880215. A thoughtful, large-scale science-fiction novel about discovery, intelligence and humanity’s place in a universe that may already be much busier than we hoped. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the cosmos is vast, the questions are enormous, and the paperback still fits through a letterbox. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7475/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-ocean-of-night-sep-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9780708880210 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7474 The Tango Briefing - A Quiller Mystery by Adam Hall The Tango Briefing: A Quiller Mystery by Adam Hall, published by Fontana in 1975, is a proper Cold War espionage thriller from the days when spies smoked too much, telephones had wires, and intelligence officers could apparently cross half of Europe without once being asked to update an app. This is one of Adam Hall’s Quiller novels, featuring the famously hard-edged intelligence operative who specialises in being sent into situations where the briefing is incomplete, the opposition is unpleasant, and there is every chance that somebody has neglected to mention the most important part. Which is generally how thrillers get going. Quiller is not the sort of spy who spends much time admiring gadgets. He relies on nerve, observation, instinct and the useful ability to remain functional when everybody else would quite reasonably prefer to go home. The world around him is one of double meanings, uncertain loyalties, surveillance, coded instructions and people who rarely introduce themselves by saying what they actually do for a living. In other words, classic 1970s espionage territory. The Tango Briefing throws Quiller into another dangerous assignment where the truth has to be assembled from fragments and nobody can be trusted simply because they have a convincing accent and an expensive coat. The pleasure of Hall’s Quiller books lies in their tension. The action is often psychological as much as physical. What does Quiller know? What does the other side think he knows? Who is watching? Who is lying? And why has the apparently innocent man in the corner been reading the same newspaper for forty minutes? This was the great age of the paperback spy thriller. Cold War paranoia was still current affairs rather than historical atmosphere, and authors had access to an extremely convenient world of embassies, defectors, secret services and governments pretending not to know what their own agents were doing. No need to invent dystopia. The newspapers were already helping. Published in 1975, this Fontana edition has exactly the appeal collectors like in vintage thrillers: compact format, proper period design and the sense that it belongs in the pocket of somebody boarding a train with a briefcase they absolutely do not wish to discuss. It is also the kind of novel designed to move quickly. No enormous family trees. No fifty-page explanation of the spy agency’s procurement policy. Just danger, deception, movement and the growing suspicion that the briefing did not quite cover everything. For fans of Quiller, Cold War fiction, vintage espionage novels or 1970s thrillers generally, this is a thoroughly enjoyable period paperback. It also works nicely for readers who like spies who do not spend half the book explaining their childhood. Quiller has more immediate problems. Condition: Fair. This is a used vintage paperback with normal signs of age and handling, and the spine is noticeably slanted. The book remains intact and perfectly readable, but it has clearly developed a slight directional preference over the years. The slant does not affect the plot. Quiller is still going where he is supposed to. ISBN: 0006139094. A tense and atmospheric Quiller thriller from the height of the Cold War paperback era, full of secrets, surveillance, danger and the reassuring knowledge that absolutely nobody is telling the whole truth. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even the spine is leaning suspiciously to one side. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7474/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tango-briefing-sep-2026.jpg 4.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006139096 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7473 Marauders of Gor by John Norman Marauders of Gor by John Norman, published by Universal in 1977, is another visit to the wonderfully overdeveloped world of Gor, a place where the swords are large, the scenery is dramatic, the social customs are complicated and nobody appears to have invented a quiet afternoon. This is the ninth novel in Norman’s long-running Gor series, a blend of sword-and-planet adventure, pulp science fiction, fantasy world-building and the kind of elaborate invented civilisation that eventually requires its own glossary. Gor itself is essentially a parallel world with ancient-style cultures, fierce warriors, strange cities, tribal societies, sea raiders and an impressively persistent commitment to resolving disagreements with steel. Subtle diplomacy does occur. It simply tends not to survive very long. Marauders of Gor turns its attention toward the northern regions of Gor and the rugged peoples who inhabit them, bringing in a distinctly Norse flavour of longships, raiding, harsh landscapes and men whose hobbies include sailing, fighting and looking formidable in weather most people would prefer to experience through a window. The marauders of the title are not especially misleadingly named. They maraud. There is sailing. There is violence. There is tribal loyalty. There are rivalries. There are codes of honour. And there is the general understanding that if a stranger arrives carrying a weapon, he probably has not come to discuss agricultural reform. John Norman’s great strength as a writer was always the sheer persistence of his world-building. Gor is not simply a backdrop. It has customs, social structures, regions, peoples, languages, economic systems and enough detail to suggest Norman had at some point mentally applied for planning permission. This is one of the reasons the series built such a devoted following. Readers were not merely visiting a setting. They were returning to a world with rules. Admittedly, some of those rules have aged in ways that now attract a great deal of criticism. The Gor books are notorious for their treatment of gender, power and slavery, and modern readers often approach them with a mixture of curiosity, nostalgia, discomfort and the occasional raised eyebrow. That is part of the historical interest too. Popular fiction tells us a great deal about the assumptions, tastes and fantasies of the period in which it was written. Sometimes it tells us rather more than intended. Published in 1977, this edition belongs to the great era of mass-market fantasy and science-fiction paperbacks, when covers tended to promise muscular danger, alien worlds and at least one improbably scenic mountain range. The books were made to be read hard, carried around, swapped, dropped, reread and stuffed onto shelves already bowing under the weight of other series. This copy has evidently survived that ecosystem rather well. For collectors of vintage fantasy, sword-and-planet fiction, John Norman, 1970s paperbacks or long-running speculative series, Marauders of Gor is a solid period piece. It is also ideal for readers who prefer their fictional worlds thoroughly mapped, heavily armed and only lightly regulated. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1977, it has now survived longer than a fair number of fictional kingdoms. ISBN: 042617531X. A rugged and unmistakably 1970s fantasy adventure full of raiders, ships, rival cultures and the sort of world-building that makes modern franchise universes look slightly underprepared. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the marauders are fictional, the paperback is real, and nobody has yet pillaged the checkout. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7473/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marauders-of-gor-sep-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Universal 9780426175315 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7472 Goldfinger by Ian Fleming Goldfinger (1972) by Ian Fleming, published by Pan Books, is one of those wonderfully unapologetic Bond novels from the era when international espionage apparently required equal quantities of danger, dinner jackets, improbable villains and very expensive things being discussed in suspicious detail. James Bond is once again dispatched to deal with a man who is clearly incapable of having an ordinary hobby. Auric Goldfinger is enormously wealthy, deeply unpleasant and unusually obsessed with gold, which is unfortunate for everyone around him and excellent news for the plot. What begins with Bond investigating some distinctly unsporting behaviour soon develops into something rather more ambitious, involving smuggling, criminal associates, elaborate schemes and the sort of plan that only makes sense if you have a private army, an unlimited budget and absolutely nobody around you willing to say, “Are you sure about this?” Fleming’s Bond is rather different from the polished cinematic version most people know. He is harder, moodier and spends an impressive amount of time observing what people eat, drink, wear, drive and smoke. This is espionage conducted partly through intelligence gathering and partly through very strong opinions about breakfast. Goldfinger himself is one of Fleming’s great villains: grotesque, calculating, absurdly rich and magnificently excessive. He does not merely want money. That would be far too ordinary. He wants gold, control and a scheme so grand that merely stealing something would seem almost disappointingly modest. Then, of course, there is Pussy Galore, whose name alone confirms that this book comes from an era when subtlety had apparently been temporarily discontinued. First published in 1959, Goldfinger became one of the best-known Bond stories and was later transformed into the famous 1964 film starring Sean Connery. Readers familiar only with the film may find it particularly interesting to see how Fleming originally constructed the story, what was changed for the cinema, and just how much stranger some of the original material can be. This 1972 Pan Books edition also has that particular vintage paperback charm that modern publishing struggles to reproduce: compact dimensions, period cover design and the faint sense that it ought to have been purchased from a railway station bookstall by someone wearing a raincoat. Condition is Fair, which in Crappy Old Books terminology means this copy has experienced considerably more real-world action than James Bond’s luggage. Expect visible signs of age, handling and previous ownership. It is not pretending to be a pristine collector’s specimen that has spent fifty years sealed in a climate-controlled vault guarded by Oddjob. It is an old paperback that has been read, survived, and is still perfectly capable of supplying several hours of Cold War-era villainy. A splendid choice for Bond enthusiasts, Fleming collectors, lovers of vintage Pan paperbacks, or anyone who thinks modern thrillers could be improved by more gold bullion, golf-based tension and villains explaining unnecessarily elaborate plans. Title: Goldfinger Author: Ian Fleming Publisher: Pan Books Edition: 1972 ISBN: 0330102389 Condition: Fair Sold by Crappy Old Books — because occasionally the world is not enough, but an elderly paperback in fair condition will have to do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7472/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/goldfinger-sep-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330102384 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7471 Budapest Through the Eyes of an Architect by Pal Granasztoi Budapest Through the Eyes of an Architect by Pál Granasztói, published by Corvina Press in 1972, is exactly what the title suggests: a look at Budapest from the point of view of someone who does not merely see streets and buildings, but immediately starts wondering why they are arranged like that, who designed them, what came before, and whether somebody ought to have thought a little harder about the corner. Budapest is ideal material for this sort of treatment. It is a city of grand boulevards, bridges, domes, courtyards, apartment blocks, monuments, hills, river views and enough architectural history layered on top of itself to keep a professional observer happily occupied for years. The Danube divides the city neatly enough. Architecture proceeds to make everything else complicated. Buda rises. Pest spreads. Bridges attempt diplomacy. The skyline does its best to look monumental from almost every direction. Granasztói approaches the city not simply as a collection of attractive landmarks, but as an urban organism shaped by planning, history, geography and successive generations of people deciding that the previous generation had not quite finished the job. That is one of the pleasures of books written by architects. Ordinary people look at a square and think: “That’s nice.” An architect looks at it and begins discussing scale, sightlines, massing, circulation and the relationship between public space and built form. Ten minutes later everyone else has learned something accidentally. Published in 1972, the book also offers a very particular period view of Budapest. This was a city living within the political and social world of socialist Hungary while surrounded by architecture inherited from much earlier periods. Imperial grandeur. Nineteenth-century expansion. Historic streets. Modern planning. Post-war rebuilding. All of it forced to coexist. Cities are good at that. They rarely throw away the old argument before beginning the new one. This makes the book particularly interesting today, because an architectural portrait is never only about buildings. It is also about what a city valued at the time. What was preserved. What was altered. What was considered modern. What was considered obsolete. And which structures everyone assumed would still be standing fifty years later. Sometimes they were right. Sometimes somebody built a car park. The title Budapest Through the Eyes of an Architect has a pleasantly serious 1970s confidence about it. No “Hidden Gems”. No “Top Ten Instagrammable Spots”. No suggestion that the reader needs to experience the city in forty-eight hours. Instead, the assumption is that Budapest is worth looking at properly. A radical idea. Corvina Press produced many handsome cultural books on Hungary, and this fits that tradition nicely: informative, visual and designed to introduce readers to the country through art, architecture and place rather than through hurried tourism. It is the sort of book that encourages slower attention. A façade becomes more than decoration. A bridge becomes part engineering, part urban planning and part national symbol. A street stops being merely somewhere to walk and becomes evidence. That is where old architectural books become especially enjoyable. They teach you to notice things. After a while you begin looking at your own town differently. This can become inconvenient. Suddenly you are irritated by window proportions. For readers interested in architecture, urban history, Budapest, Hungary, town planning or the visual culture of Eastern and Central Europe, this is a particularly attractive vintage title. It should also appeal to anyone who enjoys city books from before the age when every travel guide felt compelled to tell you where to buy artisanal coffee. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1972, it has now survived long enough to become part of the period it once described as contemporary. No ISBN stated. A thoughtful architectural portrait of Budapest, full of buildings, streets, planning, history and the useful reminder that cities make much more sense once somebody explains why all the difficult bits are where they are. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the architecture is grand, the urban planning is debatable, and fortunately nobody has pedestrianised the bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7471/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/budapest-through-the-eyes-of-an-architect-sep-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corvina Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7470 Adam the Gardener by Max Davidson Adam the Gardener by Max Davidson, published by the Sunday Express in 1976, is a wonderfully period gardening book from an age when horticultural advice was expected to involve actual soil, sensible shoes and the occasional stern warning about slugs. This is gardening before apps. Before smart irrigation. Before somebody could photograph a yellow leaf and receive seventeen competing diagnoses from strangers on the internet. If a plant looked unhappy, you went outside, looked at it properly and probably poked the soil. Civilisation managed. Max Davidson’s Adam the Gardener belongs to the practical, approachable tradition of popular gardening books designed for ordinary people with ordinary gardens rather than owners of twelve-acre estates and a full-time under-gardener called Perkins. The tone is very much about getting on with it. What to plant. When to plant it. What to prune. What to feed. What to leave alone. And, perhaps most importantly, what not to panic about. Because gardens are perfectly capable of creating anxiety all by themselves. Something fails to flower. Something else flowers too enthusiastically. A shrub doubles in size overnight. A mysterious weed appears with the confidence of a property developer. Then the snails arrive. Gardening is often presented as a calm and restorative hobby. This is only partly true. There is calm. There is restoration. There is also standing in light rain wondering why the beans have collapsed. Books like this are valuable precisely because they treat gardening as a practical craft rather than a lifestyle accessory. The garden is not merely a backdrop for outdoor furniture. It is a system of plants, weather, soil, timing and repeated negotiation with things that do not read instructions. Published in 1976, the book has an additional layer of charm because it comes from a period when British gardening culture was very much about making the most of whatever space you had. Lawns mattered. Borders mattered. Vegetable patches mattered. And compost was something people made without feeling the need to photograph it attractively. The Sunday Express connection also gives the book that very recognisable newspaper-publishing flavour: useful, accessible advice intended for a broad readership, rather than dense specialist horticulture written for people who already know the Latin name of everything in the greenhouse. It is the sort of book that could sit happily by the back door. Not too precious. Not too grand. Just there when needed. That may explain why books of this kind often survive in slightly more lived-in condition than expensive gardening encyclopaedias. They were used. Opened. Taken outside. Possibly consulted with muddy fingers. Exactly as they should have been. There is also something almost comforting about old gardening advice because plants have been relatively resistant to technological disruption. Roses still require pruning. Seeds still require sowing. Frost still ignores schedules. And weeds remain impressively committed to growth. Some industries change completely in fifty years. Gardening mainly acquires better gloves. For anyone interested in vintage gardening books, practical horticulture, 1970s domestic life or the simple pleasure of owning a book that expects the reader to go outside and do something, Adam the Gardener is a pleasing little survivor. It also makes a fine gift for anyone who has ever bought a plant labelled “easy care” and subsequently discovered that the plant had different ideas. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1976, it has had plenty of time to outlive several generations of bedding plants. No ISBN stated. A practical and characterful gardening book from the days when advice came on paper, the weather was still unpredictable, and nobody had yet tried to make pruning aspirational. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the books are vintage, the advice is practical, and the weeds remain entirely modern. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7470/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/adam-the-gardener-sep-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sunday Express no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7469 IPM Catalogue of Picture Postcards 1981 by JHD Smith IPM Catalogue of Picture Postcards 1981 by J. H. D. Smith, published in 1981, is a gloriously specialised reference book from the golden age of collecting things properly: before online databases, before instant image searches, and before somebody could list a battered postcard for £85 simply because they had typed “RARE” in capital letters. This is a catalogue for people who understood that a picture postcard is never just a picture postcard. There is the publisher. The series. The subject. The locality. The date. The printing method. The photographer. The condition. The postmark. The message. The stamp. And, crucially, whether someone in 1909 decided to glue it permanently into an album using an adhesive apparently formulated for shipbuilding. J. H. D. Smith’s catalogue belongs to that wonderfully methodical world of postcard collecting where knowledge mattered because information was not instantly available. Collectors learned things. They recognised publishers. They remembered series numbers. They knew which views were common and which were elusive. And they could spend twenty minutes discussing the back of a postcard before reluctantly turning it over to look at the picture. The IPM Catalogue of Picture Postcards 1981 provided structure for this enthusiasm, helping collectors identify, classify and make sense of a field in which literally millions of cards had been produced on subjects ranging from seaside resorts and railway stations to churches, ships, comic scenes, disasters, royal occasions and streets that have since been replaced by roundabouts. That is part of the fascination. Postcards were originally disposable communications. “Having lovely time.” “Weather poor.” “Train arrives 4.20.” Entire family histories occasionally compressed into seven words and a stamp. Nobody necessarily expected the card to survive for a century. Collectors had other ideas. By 1981, the postcard hobby was already mature enough to require serious catalogues like this one, which makes the book itself an interesting record of the collecting world of the period. This was the era of postcard fairs, dealer lists, classified advertisements, postal orders and handwritten correspondence between people who knew exactly what they were looking for. No scrolling. No algorithm. No alert saying “12 new listings match your search”. If you wanted a particular card of a railway station in Gloucestershire, you could spend several years looking for it. And enjoy the process. Modern technology has made collecting easier in many ways. It has also removed some of the mystery. There was a particular pleasure in opening a shoebox at a fair and discovering something unexpected among five hundred pictures of unidentified churches. A catalogue like this was part of the equipment. Reference book in one hand. Postcard in the other. Slightly worried dealer watching from across the table. There is also an inevitable irony in old collectors’ catalogues. They begin life documenting collectable objects. Then time passes. The catalogue itself becomes collectable. So here we now have a vintage book from 1981 devoted to even older pieces of printed ephemera, proving once again that if you leave almost anything alone for long enough, somebody will eventually want to catalogue it. Possibly with prices. For postcard collectors, ephemera enthusiasts, local historians and anyone interested in the social history of collecting, IPM Catalogue of Picture Postcards 1981 is a charming and useful survivor. It is also ideal for anyone who enjoys very specific books produced without the slightest concern that the general public might not understand why the subject matters. The general public was not invited. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1981, it has now been around long enough to qualify for inclusion in somebody else’s catalogue. ISBN: 0950421650. A wonderfully niche reference work from the pre-internet postcard world, when collectors relied on knowledge, patience, paper catalogues and an alarming ability to recognise seaside promenades from extremely small photographs. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even the books about old postcards have become old enough to be interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7469/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ipm-catalogue-of-picturre-postcards-1981-sep-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books IPM Publications 9780950421650 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7468 The Heide Collection by Linda Michael The Heide Collection by Linda Michael, published by the Heide Museum of Modern Art in 2011, is the sort of art book that begins with paintings and very quickly becomes a story about people, place, taste, patronage and the slightly dangerous consequences of inviting too many artists to your house. Heide, in Melbourne, occupies a special place in Australian cultural history. It was not merely a house with pictures in it, but a meeting place, working environment and creative centre associated with some of the most important figures in twentieth-century Australian art. In other words, rather more interesting than the average suburban property. John and Sunday Reed, whose lives became inseparable from Heide, gathered around them artists, writers and intellectuals and helped create the extraordinary cultural world now associated with the place. The resulting collection reflects not simply changing artistic styles but friendships, arguments, loyalties, experiments and the complicated machinery through which art actually gets made. Linda Michael’s book presents the Heide collection as a whole, bringing together works that help tell the story of modern Australian art and the institution that grew around it. The appeal is partly visual, naturally. There are paintings, drawings and other works to look at. But there is also the much more entertaining human background. Art history tends to become considerably livelier once one remembers that artists were not abstract names printed beneath pictures. They had personalities. They fell in love. They quarrelled. They needed money. They annoyed one another. And occasionally somebody had to decide whether the extraordinary thing leaning against the wall was a masterpiece or simply unfinished. Heide became closely associated with the development of modernism in Australia and with artists whose work helped define a distinctive Australian visual culture. The collection therefore offers a route through changing ideas about landscape, portraiture, abstraction, identity and what Australian art might actually be. This was not always a calm process. Modern art has rarely arrived politely. It tends to appear, offend somebody, attract criticism, acquire supporters, become respectable and eventually end up reproduced in expensive books. A familiar career path. The great strength of a museum collection book is that it allows all of this to be seen in context. One artist leads to another. One movement reacts against the previous one. A collector’s personal taste gradually becomes cultural history. And suddenly a picture that once hung in somebody’s home is being discussed in language involving national significance. Published by the Heide Museum of Modern Art, this volume is also closely tied to the institution itself, making it especially appealing to anyone interested in Australian museums, collecting history and the fascinating question of how private enthusiasm becomes public heritage. There is something rather wonderful about that transformation. People buy art because they love it. They hang it on walls. Friends come round. More artists appear. Decades pass. Eventually somebody produces a catalogue. Civilisation has happened again. For readers interested in Australian art, modernism, museum collections, art patronage or the cultural history surrounding Heide, this is a handsome and useful volume. It is also excellent for anyone who likes art books with enough substance to be read properly rather than merely arranged on a coffee table beside an aggressively minimalist vase. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 2011, it is still fairly youthful by Crappy Old Books standards and has not yet had sufficient time to become an archaeological object. ISBN: 9781921330230. A richly illustrated introduction to the Heide collection and the remarkable artistic world surrounding it, bringing together modern Australian art, collectors, personalities and the long process by which private taste becomes public history. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the art may be modern, but the books are already on their second life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7468/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-heide-collection-sep-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heide Museum of Modern Art 9781921330230 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7466 Cavendish on Piquet by Cavendish Cavendish on Piquet by “Cavendish”, published by Thomas de la Rue & Co. in 1890, is a wonderfully Victorian guide to one of the great card games of Europe, written in the days when a serious gentleman might be expected to understand Piquet with roughly the same confidence that he understood waistcoats, railway timetables and not discussing money in public. “Cavendish” was the pen name of Henry Jones, one of the best-known nineteenth-century writers on card games, and a man who seems to have approached recreational card play with the seriousness normally reserved for constitutional law. Piquet, for the uninitiated, is a two-player card game with a long history, considerable subtlety and enough scoring terminology to make a casual observer suspect that somebody has accidentally introduced bookkeeping into leisure. Which, in a sense, they had. The game was already centuries old by the time this book appeared, but Victorian Britain had a particular affection for codifying things. Rules. Etiquette. Scoring. Proper procedure. The exact circumstances under which somebody was entitled to look quietly triumphant. This was a civilisation that could take a pack of cards and produce a manual. Cavendish explains the game with the methodical confidence of a writer who has no doubt that the reader wishes to play properly. There is little tolerance here for vague improvisation. You are expected to know the rules. You are expected to understand the score. And if you lose repeatedly, the problem is probably not the book. The appeal today is partly practical and partly historical. Anyone interested in traditional card games will find a direct account from an age when games such as Piquet were part of ordinary educated leisure rather than specialist curiosities. At the same time, the book offers a glimpse into the social world around card play. Before television. Before radio. Before smartphones. People had evenings. Quite long ones. Cards helped. Piquet in particular had the advantage of requiring only two players, making it ideal for situations where a bridge party could not be assembled or where one simply wished to defeat a single opponent thoroughly rather than three people simultaneously. There is something very elegant about the whole business. Two players. Thirty-two cards. Rules refined over generations. No batteries. No updates. No message announcing that the server is unavailable. The game begins when the cards are dealt. Civilisation proceeds. Published by Thomas de la Rue & Co., a name inseparably associated with playing cards and printing, this 1890 volume has exactly the sort of provenance one hopes for in an old book on card games. It feels less like a modern retrospective and more like an object from the culture it describes. This is not a book pretending to be Victorian. It actually is Victorian. And it has survived accordingly. Condition: Fair, but really quite a nice example for its age. The book is in generally good condition overall, but there are some faults which keep it from a higher grade. The rear inner cover hinge has an old Sellotape repair, presumably applied by a previous owner some time ago in the entirely understandable belief that adhesive tape represented the future of conservation. The binding is slightly loose rather than tight, but remains together. There are no major gaps between the signatures, although one section shows the slightest hint of separation, around 1mm. So this is not a pristine, razor-tight collector’s copy. Nor is it falling apart. It sits in that much more interesting middle ground occupied by many genuinely old books: complete, attractive, usable, structurally a little tired and wearing evidence that people have cared enough about it over the years to keep repairing it. For a book published in 1890, that seems entirely respectable. It is a nice example rather than a museum specimen. And frankly, a Victorian card-game manual with absolutely no wear would raise questions of its own. For collectors of antique card books, Victorian games, De La Rue publications, Piquet, gambling history or wonderfully specialised nineteenth-century manuals, this is a particularly appealing survivor. No ISBN, naturally. In 1890, books managed perfectly well without thirteen-digit identification numbers, and card players somehow found one another without apps. A charming old guide to Piquet from one of the great Victorian authorities on card games, complete with proper age, slightly relaxed binding and one brave historical encounter with Sellotape. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the book may be a little loose, but the rules remain reassuringly strict. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7466/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cavendish-on-piquet-sep-2026.jpg 37.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas de la Rue and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7464 Angels of Grace by Anselm Grun Angels of Grace by Anselm Grün, published by Continuum in 2005, is a gentle work of Christian spirituality about angels, grace and the possibility that human life may contain rather more meaning than is immediately apparent while answering emails and wondering where you left the keys. Anselm Grün, the German Benedictine monk and prolific spiritual writer, has spent much of his career taking large theological ideas and bringing them down to a scale at which ordinary people can actually do something with them. Which is useful. Theology has occasionally developed a tendency to require several hundred pages before everybody agrees what the first word means. Grün generally prefers the shorter route. In Angels of Grace, angels are approached not simply as decorative winged figures appearing on Christmas cards, but as images of spiritual qualities, encouragement and the ways grace may be recognised in everyday life. This is not really a handbook for identifying celestial beings by feather arrangement. There are no diagrams. No flight characteristics. No advice on what to do if a cherub appears unexpectedly in the kitchen. Instead, Grün uses the language and imagery of angels as a way of reflecting on the inner life: comfort, hope, protection, courage, healing and the possibility of being accompanied through periods when life is not behaving according to plan. Which, for most people, provides plenty of material. The appeal of angels in Christian tradition is partly that they stand between the ordinary and the mysterious. They are messengers. They appear at significant moments. They reassure terrified people. They announce things. And, unlike most modern messengers, they do not require you to create an account before delivering the information. Grün’s writing tends to be calm, accessible and meditative rather than doctrinally combative. This is spirituality intended for reflection rather than argument. You can read a section slowly, put the book down and think about it. There is no examination afterwards. Probably. Books like this are also reminders that the word grace carries rather more weight in Christian thought than its everyday use might suggest. Grace is not simply elegance, good manners or managing to get through a doorway without hitting the frame. It is gift. Something received rather than earned. Which is an uncomfortable idea for a culture rather fond of targets, performance reviews and proving that everything valuable has been deserved. Angels fit neatly into that theme because their presence, in Christian imagination, is not something summoned by human achievement. They arrive. They accompany. They remind. And occasionally they tell somebody something extremely inconvenient. The book should appeal to readers interested in Christian spirituality, Benedictine thought, contemplative writing, angels or devotional books that can be approached a little at a time. It is particularly suitable for anyone who wants spiritual writing without the feeling that they have accidentally enrolled in a postgraduate theology course. Published in 2005, it belongs to that modern tradition of accessible Christian reflection which tries to reconnect religious ideas with emotional and everyday experience. In other words, faith is allowed out of the church building. It can apparently accompany people into kitchens, offices, hospitals, relationships and all the other places where life actually occurs. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. The cover has a crease, so this is not an immaculate collector’s copy, but it remains perfectly serviceable and presentable for reading. The crease has not, as far as we can determine, affected the angelic content. ISBN: 9780826476555. A thoughtful and accessible collection of spiritual reflections on angels, grace and the quiet possibility that help, hope and meaning may appear in forms we do not always notice. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the cover may be creased, but grace apparently remains unaffected. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7464/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/angels-of-grace-sep-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Continuum 9780826476555 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7463 Masters of the Poster 1896-1900 by Roger Marx Masters of the Poster 1896–1900 by Roger Marx, published by Academy Editions in 1978, is a wonderfully visual plunge into the brief but glorious period when the advertising poster stopped being merely informative and began behaving like art. The years 1896 to 1900 were especially fertile. Europe was deep in the age of lithography, Art Nouveau, cabarets, exhibitions, bicycles, absinthe, theatres and increasingly sophisticated consumer culture. In other words, exactly the conditions required for somebody to look at a blank wall and think: “This would be improved by a magnificent woman in flowing robes selling soap.” Roger Marx was one of the major critics and commentators on the decorative arts at the turn of the century, and this volume brings together work by some of the great poster artists of the period. The poster had become a serious visual medium. Artists were experimenting with flat colour, dramatic composition, stylised figures, bold lettering and the radical idea that commercial advertising did not have to be ugly. This was apparently revolutionary. The streets of Paris and other European cities became outdoor galleries, although rather less orderly ones than museums. Posters competed for attention on walls, hoardings and kiosks. The best had to do several things at once: catch the eye, communicate a message, look stylish, and persuade somebody to buy something. Modern advertising still attempts this. It has simply added pop-ups. The period was dominated by some of the most recognisable names in graphic art. Toulouse-Lautrec turned nightlife into visual shorthand. Alphonse Mucha transformed women into swirling decorative compositions surrounded by flowers and hair with structural ambitions. Jules Chéret brought movement and colour to the streets. And many other artists helped establish the poster as a form worth collecting rather than merely replacing when the next event came along. That is one of the great ironies of poster history. These things were meant to be temporary. They were printed cheaply. They were pasted outdoors. They were exposed to rain, smoke, dust and people attaching newer posters over the top. Now surviving examples are framed, conserved, catalogued and sold for sums that would have made the original printers very interested indeed. Masters of the Poster 1896–1900 captures that transformation beautifully. It is not simply a book about advertising. It is about the moment when graphic design, fine art and mass communication collided and discovered they quite liked one another. The dates matter. This is fin-de-siècle visual culture at full confidence, just before the twentieth century arrived and began changing absolutely everything. The posters are full of optimism, luxury, movement and spectacle. Bicycles represent freedom. Theatres promise excitement. Travel looks elegant. Consumer products seem capable of improving one’s entire existence. Advertising has always been ambitious. Published by Academy Editions, this 1978 volume also belongs to a strong tradition of serious design publishing, produced for readers who wanted to look closely at historical material rather than merely receive a paragraph of summary and move on. It is the sort of book that rewards slow browsing. Typography matters. Colour matters. Composition matters. Even the empty space matters. And after looking at enough of these posters, modern advertising begins to feel slightly underdressed. For anyone interested in poster art, Art Nouveau, graphic design, typography, advertising history or late nineteenth-century visual culture, this is a particularly appealing volume. It also works perfectly well for people who simply like beautiful old images and do not feel the need to justify themselves academically. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1978, it has now survived long enough to become vintage design history itself. No ISBN stated. A richly illustrated celebration of the great poster artists of 1896–1900, from an era when even selling a bicycle or announcing a performance required serious artistic ambition. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the posters are elegant, the typography has standards, and nobody has yet discovered banner ads. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7463/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/masters-of-the-poster-1896-1900-sep-2026.jpg 5.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Academy Editions no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7462 Portrait of Cats by Angela Sayer Portrait of Cats by Angela Sayer, published by Hamlyn in 1975, is a lovingly illustrated celebration of the domestic cat: an animal which has spent several thousand years perfecting the art of appearing independent while relying almost entirely on somebody else to open tins. This is a proper old-fashioned cat book, from the era before the internet discovered that felines could support an entire global economy of videos, memes, merchandise and people narrating their pets’ internal thoughts in improbable voices. In 1975, if you wanted to look at lots of cats, you bought a book. A civilised arrangement. Angela Sayer’s Portrait of Cats brings together information and images devoted to the many forms, breeds and characteristics of domestic cats, presenting them with the mixture of admiration and fascination that the species has been extracting from humans since antiquity. And cats make very good photographic subjects. They are elegant. They are expressive. They can look aristocratic while sitting in a laundry basket. They can stare directly into a camera with the quiet contempt of someone reviewing your entire life. Few animals possess such range. The book reflects a period when pedigree cats, breed standards and formal cat showing occupied a particularly visible place in popular animal publishing. Long-haired cats look magnificently impractical. Siamese cats look as though they have opinions. British Shorthairs look reassuringly solid. And assorted other breeds demonstrate the remarkable variety humans have managed to produce from an animal that still fundamentally wants to sleep somewhere warm and knock something off a shelf. There is also considerable pleasure in the period photography. Animal books from the 1970s have a visual character of their own. The lighting is softer. The interiors are browner. The fabrics are more adventurous. And occasionally the cat is posing beside furniture so unmistakably 1975 that the entire image becomes a historical document. That is one of the hidden pleasures of books like this. They begin as books about animals. Then enough time passes and suddenly they are also books about wallpaper. The appeal of cats themselves, however, has not dated at all. They remain mysterious, affectionate, aloof, playful, territorial and perfectly capable of demanding entry to a room they immediately wish to leave. Science has advanced enormously. This behaviour remains unresolved. Portrait of Cats should appeal to cat lovers, collectors of vintage animal books, students of breed history and anyone who appreciates the curious fact that domestic cats have managed to become both household companions and minor deities without ever doing anything as undignified as applying for the position. There is something especially reassuring about a 1970s cat book because the basic relationship has changed so little. Humans still buy beds. Cats still sleep in boxes. Humans still choose names. Cats still respond only when convenient. Humans still believe they are in charge. The arrangement continues successfully. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1975, it has now survived long enough for some of the décor in the photographs to become rarer than the cats. ISBN: 0600371050. A charming vintage celebration of cats in all their varieties, moods and states of complete indifference to human authority. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the books are owned by us, but the cats would dispute this. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7462/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/portrait-of-cats-sep-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600371052 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7461 The Cooks Companion by Josceline Dimbleby The Cook’s Companion by Josceline Dimbleby, published by Sainsbury in 1991, is a practical cookery book from that reassuring period when recipes were expected to result in actual meals rather than architectural arrangements of foam, micro-herbs and three carefully positioned peas. Josceline Dimbleby was one of the most distinctive British food writers of her generation, known for combining straightforward home cooking with a strong interest in flavours and ingredients from beyond the traditional British repertoire. Which was useful in 1991. Britain had already discovered garlic. Olive oil was becoming normal. Pasta had escaped from tins. And people were beginning to suspect that paprika might have purposes beyond sitting unopened at the back of a cupboard for fifteen years. The Cook’s Companion is very much a book designed to be used. This is not merely something to place on a shelf beside a decorative bowl of lemons and hope visitors assume you cook. It is the sort of volume intended to be opened on the kitchen counter, consulted with slightly floury hands, and eventually acquire the mysterious stains which are the natural badges of honour of any successful cookbook. The recipes and advice reflect the broadening tastes of British home cooking at the beginning of the 1990s. Traditional ingredients meet more adventurous combinations. Everyday meals sit alongside dishes intended for occasions when somebody is coming round and you would quite like them to believe this sort of thing happens all the time. The great advantage of books from this period is that they tend to occupy a very comfortable middle ground. They are adventurous without requiring specialist laboratory equipment. They are stylish without demanding that the finished plate resemble modern sculpture. And they assume that the reader may occasionally need to feed several people rather than produce one photographable mouthful. The Sainsbury connection gives it another layer of nostalgia. Supermarkets were becoming increasingly important in shaping British food culture, introducing shoppers to wider ranges of ingredients while simultaneously persuading everybody that a trip for milk could reasonably result in £37 worth of unrelated purchases. Cookbooks associated with supermarkets helped bridge that gap between unfamiliar ingredients and actual dinner. Here is the thing. Here is what it is. Here is what you can cook with it. Civilisation advances one shopping basket at a time. There is also something rather appealing about a cookbook called The Cook’s Companion. Not The Cook’s Ultimate Transformation System. Not Twenty-Minute Life-Changing Food. Just a companion. A sensible book that sits nearby and helps when you have ingredients, guests and a rapidly diminishing amount of confidence. For anyone interested in vintage cookery books, British food writing, practical home cooking or the culinary world of the early 1990s, this is a particularly pleasant survivor. It also makes a good reminder that many recipes do not become obsolete merely because the photographs contain tableware nobody has owned since John Major was Prime Minister. Food is surprisingly durable. People still need lunch. Potatoes remain operational. Ovens continue to be hot. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1991, it has had plenty of time to spend near kitchens, recipe shelves and people wondering what to do with half a courgette. ISBN: 1870604083. A useful and characterful cookery book from the early 1990s, full of practical ideas for people who want to cook proper food without pretending the kitchen is a television studio. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the recipes are tested, the books are used, and a small splash of sauce is practically provenance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7461/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cooks-companion-sep-2026.jpg 5.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sainsbury 9781870604086 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7460 Into Abbas Arms by Sandra D Wilson Into Abba’s Arms: Finding the Acceptance You’ve Always Wanted by Sandra D. Wilson, published by Tyndale House Publishers in 1998, is a Christian book about healing, acceptance and the rather considerable human desire to be loved without having to submit a performance review first. Wilson writes about the longing for security, belonging and unconditional acceptance, and points the reader towards a deeper relationship with God as the place where those needs can ultimately be met. The book is particularly concerned with emotional wounds, rejection and the ways people spend years trying to earn from other people what they desperately want to receive freely. The word “Abba” is central to the idea. It is the intimate biblical form of address for God as Father, and Wilson uses that relationship as the foundation for a book about moving from insecurity towards trust. Which sounds simple enough. Unfortunately, human beings have developed an impressive ability to make acceptance complicated. We seek approval from parents. From partners. From employers. From friends. From neighbours. From people on the internet whom we have never met and would probably dislike if we did. Somewhere along the way, a large proportion of civilisation appears to have become an elaborate attempt to receive confirmation that we are doing all right. Wilson’s argument is that this constant search for human approval cannot provide the sort of security people want from it. People are unreliable. Families can be difficult. Relationships can fail. Colleagues can be astonishingly annoying. And even the nicest person occasionally forgets your birthday. God, in this Christian framework, represents something rather less conditional. The book therefore sits somewhere between Christian spirituality, counselling and self-help, dealing with emotional pain and spiritual growth rather than simply presenting theology as an abstract subject. It is associated with Christian counselling and recovery as well as spiritual development. Published in the late 1990s, it also belongs to an interesting period in Christian publishing when psychological language and spiritual writing were increasingly being brought together. Readers were no longer merely being told what to believe. They were also being asked why certain experiences hurt, why patterns repeat themselves and why somebody can understand forgiveness perfectly well in theory while remaining furious about something that happened in 1987. This sort of book attempts to connect the two. Faith is not presented as a decorative extra applied once all the emotional difficulties have been sorted out. Instead, Wilson treats spiritual relationship as part of the healing itself. The journey she describes is towards accepting that one is already loved rather than continually attempting to become sufficiently impressive to deserve it. This may prove disappointing to perfectionists, who generally prefer a complicated system involving targets. There are no bonus points. No quarterly assessment. No spiritual loyalty card where the tenth prayer is free. Acceptance is rather inconveniently offered first. The subtitle, Finding the Acceptance You’ve Always Wanted, tells you exactly what territory the book occupies. It is aimed at readers who may have experienced rejection, difficult relationships, loss, insecurity or the exhausting feeling that they must constantly prove their worth. Wilson encourages the reader to examine those experiences through Christian faith and to develop a stronger sense of safety and belonging in God. This makes it suitable for readers interested in Christian living, personal growth, counselling and recovery, as well as anyone working through the emotional side of faith rather than merely its doctrines. It is earnest material, certainly, but the subject is hardly trivial. Most of us are much better at spotting another person’s need for approval than our own. That is one of humanity’s less useful gifts. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of previous reading and handling. Published in 1998, it has survived long enough to have witnessed several generations of self-help terminology come and go while the underlying human problem remains stubbornly familiar. ISBN: 9780842324731. A thoughtful Christian exploration of acceptance, emotional healing and the possibility of finding security in a relationship with God rather than spending one’s entire life waiting for everybody else to approve. 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Put them together for more than twenty-five years of correspondence and you do not get: “Hope you’re well. Must catch up soon.” You get politics, literature, marriages, books, arguments, reputations, illness, travel, publishers, intellectual disputes, mutual support and the endless practical complications of trying to lead interesting lives while also remembering to answer the post. The correspondence began in 1949 and continued until Arendt’s death in 1975, covering a period in which both women became major public intellectual figures. This means the letters move constantly between the intimate and the historical. One moment somebody is discussing a manuscript. The next, Europe, America, war, politics, philosophy or some other minor matter affecting civilisation. Then somebody needs to complain about a publisher. Certain things are eternal. Part of the pleasure of a collection like this is that letters reveal people differently from finished books. Published work has been revised. Arguments have been sharpened. Unnecessary remarks have theoretically been removed. Private correspondence is messier. Opinions arrive half-formed. People gossip. They change their minds. They become irritated. They make jokes. They say things that would never survive an editorial meeting. This is precisely why old letters are so addictive. Arendt and McCarthy were intellectually serious, but the friendship was not conducted as a permanent seminar. There is warmth, loyalty and affection here alongside discussion of ideas. Both women had professional ambitions, complicated personal lives and strong views about almost everything, which is generally a promising recipe for correspondence. It also helps that neither was especially frightened of disagreement. Modern culture occasionally treats friendship as though it requires constant affirmation. Arendt and McCarthy offer a slightly more robust model. You can admire somebody enormously and still think they are wrong. You can disagree. You can argue. You can write several pages explaining why. Then you can remain friends. Apparently civilisation once permitted this. The book is also an extraordinary cultural record. Across these letters appear writers, critics, academics, political figures and the machinery of twentieth-century intellectual life. Books are being written and reviewed. Ideas are being attacked and defended. Careers rise and wobble. Public controversies intrude into private friendships. And somewhere behind all of it are two women trying to make sense of the world while living inside it. For readers interested in Arendt, McCarthy, literary correspondence, twentieth-century thought, women writers, politics or cultural history, Between Friends is the sort of book that can be read slowly over weeks rather than consumed in one sitting. It is less like reading a conventional biography and more like being allowed into a conversation that lasted a quarter of a century. There is also something mildly luxurious about a correspondence this substantial. Today we leave behind billions of messages saying things such as “On my way” and “Yep”. They left letters discussing literature, friendship, power and history. Future archivists may not be equally grateful to us. This edition is especially attractive because the correspondence allows both women to remain fully themselves. Arendt is not merely “the philosopher”. McCarthy is not merely “the novelist”. They emerge as friends with humour, vulnerability, judgement, affection and the occasional entirely understandable irritation with other people. Which is reassuring. Great minds, it turns out, also had to deal with ordinary nonsense. Condition: Near Fine. A very well-preserved copy with only minimal signs of previous ownership or handling. In other words, considerably less battered than many friendships lasting twenty-six years. ISBN: 9780436202513. A rich, intelligent and deeply human collection of letters between two major twentieth-century women, full of ideas, wit, loyalty and the now almost exotic experience of having enough patience to write someone a proper letter. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where correspondence still arrives with paragraphs. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7459/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/between-friends-sep-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Secker and Warburg 9780436202513 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7458 Random by Debbie Tucker Green Random by debbie tucker green, published by Nick Hern Books in this 2012 edition, is a short, sharp and devastating piece of contemporary British drama about an ordinary family experiencing the sort of news that divides life instantly into before and after. At the centre of the play is the seemingly senseless killing of a Black schoolboy. What begins as an entirely unremarkable day — family routines, irritations, conversations and all the small domestic things nobody considers important while they are happening — is abruptly transformed when the police arrive with news that the family’s son has been killed. (Nick Hern Books) Which is rather the point. Most disasters do not have the decency to announce themselves with ominous music beforehand. People get dressed. They go to school. They go to work. They complain about somebody taking too long in the bathroom. Then the telephone rings. debbie tucker green builds the play out of the voices of the family, using everyday speech, repetition, rhythm and fragments of conversation to show how something incomprehensible enters an ordinary household. The language is immediate and deliberately conversational. People do not suddenly start speaking like characters in a nineteenth-century tragedy simply because something terrible has happened to them. They stumble. They repeat themselves. They concentrate on strange details. They say ordinary things because ordinary language is all they have. And somehow that makes the extraordinary event considerably harder to escape. The original stage production was performed at the Royal Court Theatre in London in 2008, with Nadine Marshall performing the characters in a one-woman staging. The work was later adapted for Channel 4 television, where it won the BAFTA for Best Single Drama. (Nick Hern Books) This 2012 Nick Hern Books edition gives readers the play on the page, where its unusual rhythms and fractured dialogue become particularly apparent. It is one of those texts that looks deceptively sparse. There are no enormous historical settings. No invading armies. No collapsing empires. No conveniently villainous character wandering onstage to explain everything. Just a family and an absence. Yet the emotional territory is enormous. The title Random is brutally effective because it captures the terror behind the story: the possibility that catastrophe may not come with a satisfying explanation. Human beings are tremendously fond of causes. We like motives. We like beginnings, middles and ends. We particularly like being able to say, “That happened because…” Random violence is offensive partly because it refuses to provide that comfort. The play also examines the wider reality of youth violence without turning its characters into statistics. A newspaper headline can reduce a death to an age, a location and a few lines of copy. A family cannot. For them there are bedrooms, clothes, habits, arguments, jokes, unfinished plans and all the evidence of somebody who was expected to come home. That difference between public event and private catastrophe is where much of the play’s power lies. There is humour here too, because real families are funny even on days that later become unbearable. The ordinary family exchanges at the beginning give the characters life before grief arrives to redefine everything. That makes the humour human rather than comic relief. It also ensures that when the mood changes, it changes properly. For students of modern drama, contemporary British theatre, performance, social issues or the writing of debbie tucker green, Random is a compact but powerful text. It is also a useful reminder that page count is not a reliable indication of emotional weight. Some enormous novels say very little. Some slim plays quietly hit you with a brick. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of previous reading and handling. The book remains perfectly suitable for study, performance, annotation or sitting on a syllabus looking considerably less dangerous than it actually is. ISBN: 9781848421059. A powerful modern play about family, sudden loss and the terrible disruption caused when an apparently normal day becomes something else entirely. 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People live in different places, travel across different boundaries, use different services, identify with different communities and experience economic and social change in ways that stubbornly refuse to fit neatly into administrative boxes. This book tackles precisely that problem. Rather than treating Wales as one uniform entity stretching politely from Holyhead to Chepstow, the authors examine how people, places and public policy interact through the idea of new localities. Which sounds slightly like something invented by a committee. And, to be fair, this is a book about geography and policy, so committees are never very far away. The central idea is that the places people actually live their lives do not always correspond neatly with traditional boundaries. A person may live in one local authority, work in another, shop in a third, use healthcare somewhere else and still insist that their real community is a place which technically disappeared from the administrative map in 1974. This is especially relevant in Wales, where geography has always been unusually influential. Mountains interfere. Valleys channel movement. Cities pull in commuters. Rural areas behave differently from urban ones. And occasionally two places separated by only a few miles may have social and economic lives that barely overlap. The book explores these patterns using evidence, data and spatial analysis to ask how contemporary Wales might be understood more realistically. Where are the meaningful social and economic connections? How do people actually move? Where do services operate? Which places function together? And how much of public policy is still based on boundaries that make more sense to administrators than to the people living inside them? These are important questions because governments have a great fondness for dividing countries into areas. Regions. Authorities. Zones. Partnerships. Boards. Catchments. Strategic areas. Then, after several years, somebody discovers that ordinary people have continued travelling wherever they please. The authors bring together geography, social science and public policy to examine a Wales shaped by devolution, economic restructuring, changing communities and increasingly sophisticated geographical data. It is not a tourist-book Wales of castles, sheep and suspiciously empty mountain roads. This is Wales as a functioning modern country. People commute. Housing markets overlap. Public services cross boundaries. Cities expand. Communities change. And policymakers try to work out which lines should go where. Published by Routledge, the book has the reassuringly serious air of something that may contain maps, datasets and sentences beginning with phrases such as “the spatial distribution of…” This is academic territory. Nobody is going to suddenly announce ten amazing facts about Cardiff. But that seriousness is exactly what makes the book useful. For students and researchers in human geography, planning, public policy, Welsh studies and regional development, People, Places and Policy offers a detailed framework for understanding Wales through the relationships between communities rather than simply through inherited administrative boundaries. It is also interesting for anyone fascinated by how countries are organised in practice. We tend to think of places as fixed things. A town is a town. A region is a region. A boundary is a boundary. But human geography has the inconvenient habit of pointing out that people do not always cooperate. They commute. They migrate. They shop elsewhere. They form networks. They move house. They cross county lines without notifying anybody. The result is that the country on the map and the country people actually inhabit are never quite the same thing. That makes this a particularly useful snapshot of contemporary Wales in the late 2010s, at a time when questions of regional inequality, devolution, service provision and economic development were becoming increasingly prominent. And because Wales continues changing, the book will inevitably acquire another function with time. Today it is contemporary analysis. Eventually it will become historical evidence showing how Wales looked just before somebody reorganised everything again. Because if there is one thing public administration enjoys almost as much as creating boundaries, it is replacing them. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. 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People management. And the great corporate art of explaining how you once solved a problem without admitting that the problem was created by somebody sitting three chairs away. Lavie Margolin focuses on the kinds of interview questions likely to arise when employers are assessing candidates for roles with more responsibility. That means not just what you have done, but how you think. How you handle pressure. How you manage people. How you deal with failure. How you motivate teams. And whether you can use the phrase “stakeholder engagement” without visible discomfort. The great challenge of management interviews is that the candidate is expected to sound confident without sounding arrogant, ambitious without sounding dangerous, honest without revealing anything alarming, and experienced without implying they are too expensive. This is a surprisingly narrow path. Hence the usefulness of preparation. The book helps readers think through common questions and formulate stronger responses rather than relying on the traditional technique of inventing an answer halfway through the sentence. That technique remains popular. It is not always successful. There is particular value in understanding what the interviewer is actually asking. “Tell me about a time you dealt with conflict” does not usually mean: “Please tell us about the worst argument you ever had.” It means: “Can you demonstrate judgement, restraint, communication and some evidence that nobody had to call security?” Similarly, “What is your leadership style?” is not an invitation to say: “I prefer people to do what I tell them.” Even if that is technically accurate. Books like this are useful because interviews are artificial situations. Most people do not spend ordinary working days being asked to summarise their career philosophy in ninety seconds while three strangers make notes. Interview performance is therefore a skill in its own right. A person can be excellent at the job and still be terrible at explaining why. Conversely, some people are excellent at interviews and apparently spend the remainder of their careers demonstrating that this was their principal professional achievement. This book is intended to help the first group catch up with the second. Published in 2015, it also comes from the era when competency-based questions, behavioural interviewing and structured responses had become firmly established in recruitment. Employers wanted examples. Candidates learned to prepare stories. Everybody became very interested in situations, tasks, actions and results. The workplace eventually produced an acronym for this, because no corporate process is considered complete until it has one. For aspiring managers and executives, the book can therefore serve as both preparation and reassurance. The questions become less intimidating when you have already considered them. The answers become sharper when they are built around actual examples. And the interview becomes marginally less like being unexpectedly examined by people who have hidden your CV somewhere on the table. It should appeal to jobseekers, career changers, newly promoted managers and anyone preparing for an interview where the words leadership, strategy, performance and vision are likely to appear with suspicious frequency. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 2015, it is still comparatively young by Crappy Old Books standards and has probably attended fewer interviews than its readers. ISBN: 9780692493939. A practical guide to answering management and executive interview questions with confidence, structure and considerably less panicked improvisation. 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This is a practical guide for teachers responsible for school trips, field visits, excursions and other organised attempts to move groups of children from one place to another without losing anybody. A noble ambition. The book belongs to a period when educational visits might involve coaches, youth hostels, museums, country walks, factories, farms, coastlines and possibly the sort of weather that causes everyone to discover exactly how waterproof their coat really is. The central message is straightforward: children benefit enormously from seeing the world beyond the classroom. Unfortunately, the world beyond the classroom contains roads, cliffs, rivers, machinery, traffic, strangers, weather and children. Hence the guide. Published in 1972, this is particularly interesting as a piece of educational history because attitudes to risk, supervision and responsibility have changed enormously since then. There were certainly rules. There was certainly concern for safety. But the great modern civilisation of risk assessments, consent forms, safeguarding procedures, emergency-contact databases and laminated high-visibility jackets was still some distance in the future. A teacher could apparently take pupils somewhere and return with all of them without first producing a document the thickness of a small telephone directory. How they managed this remains one of the great mysteries of twentieth-century education. The guide considers the practical hazards involved in taking pupils away from school and the precautions teachers should consider before setting off. Transport matters. Supervision matters. Planning matters. Knowing where everybody is matters quite a lot. Anyone who has ever accompanied a school trip will recognise that last point as both obvious and strangely ambitious. There is something charmingly serious about the title Out and About. It sounds carefree. Almost recreational. One imagines smiling children exploring nature while an enthusiastic teacher points towards an interesting geological formation. Behind the scenes, however, somebody is counting heads for the nineteenth time. That contrast is eternal. Educational visits are supposed to broaden horizons, encourage independence and bring learning to life. Teachers mainly want everyone back on the coach at 4.15. Preferably the same people who arrived on it. The book also offers a fascinating glimpse into the educational philosophy of the period. The early 1970s saw considerable enthusiasm for learning through experience, fieldwork and activities beyond the classroom. Children were supposed to encounter real places, real environments and real situations rather than acquire their entire understanding of the world from textbooks. An admirable idea. Unfortunately, real places contain mud. Modern readers may find some of the advice reassuringly familiar and other parts wonderfully dated. Safety never goes out of fashion, but the machinery surrounding it certainly changes. The basic principles remain remarkably constant: plan properly, understand the hazards, supervise sensibly and avoid circumstances in which explaining events to the headteacher becomes difficult. For teachers, educational historians, collectors of vintage school material and anyone interested in how childhood and institutional responsibility have changed, this is a delightful little period document. It is also excellent material for anybody nostalgic for the era of school trips when the packed lunch came in a plastic bag, the coach smelled faintly of vinyl and somebody was sick before reaching the motorway. Condition: Fair. A used vintage copy showing noticeable signs of age and handling consistent with a practical educational publication from 1972. It remains perfectly suitable for reading and reference, but it has clearly been out and about itself. No ISBN stated. A wonderfully specific piece of educational history from the days when teachers were expected to expose children to the wider world while simultaneously preventing the wider world from doing anything unfortunate to them. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where permission slips are optional, but returning with the correct number of customers is strongly encouraged. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7455/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/out-and-about-sep-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Evans Methuen Educational no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7454 Themes to Explore - The Adolescent by TH Parker and FJ Teskey Themes to Explore - The Adolescent by T. H. Parker and F. J. Teskey, published by Blackie in 1970, is a wonderfully earnest school anthology devoted to that most mysterious and unstable of human conditions: being a teenager. The title alone tells you almost everything about the educational mood of the period. The Adolescent. Not “Teenagers”. Not “Growing Up”. Not “Why Is My Bedroom Door Always Shut?” The adolescent is presented almost as a newly discovered species requiring careful observation. One imagines teachers approaching cautiously with notebooks. Published as part of Blackie’s Themes to Explore series, the book brings together material intended to encourage discussion, reading and thought around adolescence, growing up and the awkward territory between childhood and adulthood. This was 1970, when the generation gap was a serious topic, youth culture had become impossible to ignore, and adults were becoming increasingly aware that young people possessed opinions. This came as a surprise to some of them. The late 1960s and early 1970s were particularly fertile territory for books about teenagers because society had only recently begun treating adolescence as a distinct cultural category. Teenagers had music. Teenagers had clothes. Teenagers had money. Teenagers had opinions about authority. And, most alarmingly, teenagers sometimes expressed those opinions aloud. Educational publishers naturally concluded that this required a book. The result is the sort of school reader designed not simply to teach comprehension but to provoke thought about identity, relationships, independence, conformity and the process of becoming an adult. In other words, all the things adolescents themselves were already thinking about while pretending to stare out of the classroom window. There is something wonderfully period about the whole concept. Today we have endless websites, documentaries, podcasts and psychological explanations devoted to teenage life. In 1970, somebody at Blackie could apparently say: “We should produce an anthology called The Adolescent.” And everybody nodded gravely. Books like this are fascinating now because they preserve not only the texts themselves but the educational assumptions surrounding them. What did teachers think teenagers needed to read? What behaviour was considered normal? What counted as rebellion? What worried adults? And how much of the discussion still sounds suspiciously familiar more than half a century later? Probably quite a lot. Adolescence has benefited from many advances in technology since 1970. Teenagers now possess smartphones, social media, streaming services and the ability to communicate instantly with hundreds of people without leaving their bedrooms. The underlying emotional machinery appears to have remained largely unchanged. Parents are unreasonable. Teachers do not understand. Nobody has ever felt this way before. Everything is embarrassing. Civilisation continues. This book therefore has an unexpected second life as social history. What began as an educational reader about young people has become a document from a period when those young people are now, inconveniently, pensioners. The adolescent of 1970 is now quite likely to be complaining about adolescents. History enjoys these little jokes. For collectors of vintage school books, educational history, social history or anyone interested in changing attitudes towards youth, The Adolescent is a pleasing survivor. It is also ideal for former pupils who remember books like this being distributed in class with the solemn expectation that a room full of fourteen-year-olds would engage maturely with “themes”. Some probably did. Others drew moustaches on the illustrations. Both are educational outcomes of a sort. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1970, it has survived longer than adolescence itself generally does, although some might argue that adolescence now lasts until approximately forty-three. ISBN: 0216876605. A charmingly period educational anthology exploring the teenage years from an era when adults were only just beginning to suspect that young people might constitute a social category of their own. 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Few places can claim to have been reshaped so dramatically by steam, engineering, workshops and the arrival of a workforce large enough to require streets, schools, pubs, chapels, shops and the occasional committee to complain about all of them. The period covered here, 1855 to 1930, catches Swindon in the middle of that extraordinary expansion. The Great Western Railway looms large over the story, because for decades the railway works did rather more than provide employment. They shaped the town. They shaped its population. They shaped its streets. And they ensured that an enormous number of local conversations probably began with some variation of “what shift are you on?” Frederick Large looks back at Swindon as it developed through the later Victorian and Edwardian periods and into the early twentieth century, recording the buildings, people, institutions, businesses and everyday changes that turned the town into something recognisably modern. This is the kind of local history book that becomes more interesting with age. At the time of publication in 1984, many readers would have known the places described. Some may even have remembered the people or the streets. Now, decades later, the book has become another layer of history itself. That is one of the pleasures of local retrospectives. They start by looking backwards. Then time passes. Eventually they become part of the thing they were looking back at. The title may sound modest, but the subject is anything but. Between 1855 and 1930 Britain went through enormous social and technological change, and Swindon experienced much of it in concentrated form. Railways expanded. Industry grew. Public services developed. Housing spread. Motor traffic arrived. And the town had to keep adapting while everyone pretended this was all completely normal. Local history is often where national history becomes understandable. It is easy to talk about industrialisation in the abstract. It is much more revealing to see what it meant in one town: which roads appeared, which institutions opened, where people worked, what was demolished, what survived and how the place physically changed around them. Swindon is particularly good material for this because its industrial identity was so strong. The railway works created not only jobs but culture, routine and civic identity. Generations of families were tied to the railway. The works became part factory, part institution and part gravitational field. Even people who had nothing to do with the railway were living in a town whose shape had been influenced by it. There is also a pleasing irony in a book published in 1984 looking back nostalgically at a period when people themselves were probably complaining that everything was changing too quickly. History is full of this. One generation says the town is being ruined. The next generation wishes somebody had preserved more of it. Then somebody publishes a book. For readers with family connections to Swindon, A Swindon Retrospect 1855-1930 has obvious appeal. It is also a useful book for railway enthusiasts, local historians, social historians and anyone interested in the growth of industrial towns. And if you simply enjoy old photographs, vanished streets and the peculiar satisfaction of discovering what occupied a site before it became a roundabout, you are very much the target audience. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1984, it has now been around long enough to qualify as a minor piece of Swindon history in its own right. ISBN: 0950718262. A detailed and evocative look back at Swindon between 1855 and 1930, covering the years when steam, industry and urban growth transformed the town and nobody had yet invented the phrase “regeneration scheme”. Sold by Crappy Old Books — preserving local history long after somebody has redeveloped the site. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7452/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-swindon-retrospect-sep-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Red Brick Publishing 9780950718262 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7451 The Batsford Colour Book of the Cotswolds by Gary Hogg The Batsford Colour Book of the Cotswolds by Gary Hogg, published by B. T. Batsford in 1973, is a wonderfully period portrait of the Cotswolds from the days when English travel books were full of stone villages, church towers, market crosses, rolling fields and the comforting assumption that somewhere nearby there would be tea. The Cotswolds have always had an unfair advantage when it comes to looking picturesque. Other regions have to work at it. The Cotswolds simply put up a row of honey-coloured cottages, add a slightly crooked inn sign, scatter a few sheep in the distance and wait for someone with a camera. Gary Hogg’s book captures that world in colour, presenting the villages, landscapes, churches, houses and streets that made the area one of the most instantly recognisable parts of rural England. And because this was published in 1973, the photographs have acquired a second layer of interest. You are not just looking at the Cotswolds. You are looking at the Cotswolds as they appeared half a century ago. The buildings may be centuries older, naturally, but the cars, clothes, signs and little incidental details belong unmistakably to the early 1970s. That is one of the pleasures of old colour travel books. They begin by documenting somewhere scenic. Then enough time passes and suddenly they are also documenting parking habits, shop fronts, hairstyles and the alarming survival rate of brown clothing. The Cotswold villages themselves remain the stars. Broadway, Bourton, Stow, Chipping Campden and their many smaller neighbours have spent generations perfecting the art of appearing as though they were designed specifically for postcards. Stone walls glow warmly in the right light. Churches rise over clusters of roofs. Streams behave decoratively. Even the sheep seem to understand the aesthetic brief. The photographs also catch the rural landscape around the villages, where dry-stone walls, wooded valleys and open farmland create that peculiar mixture of order and softness associated with the region. It is countryside shaped by centuries of farming, building and settlement rather than some untouched wilderness. Which is probably why it looks so good with a pub in the middle of it. Batsford was particularly good at this kind of book. The publisher produced generations of attractive volumes on British landscape, architecture, history and regional character, often with enough visual appeal to make perfectly ordinary readers develop unexpectedly strong opinions about church porches. This volume fits that tradition nicely. It is not merely a guidebook. It is a visual record of place. And like most good visual records, it becomes more interesting as the years pass. A village street photographed in 1973 may look superficially familiar today, but small changes accumulate. Shop names disappear. Road signs change. Cars vanish. Buildings are restored, extended or converted. Tourism arrives in greater force. And somewhere along the way a cottage once occupied by somebody’s grandmother becomes worth £1.4 million. Progress, apparently. For readers interested in English landscape, local history, old travel books, photography, architecture or the Cotswolds themselves, this is a charming piece of regional publishing. It also has obvious appeal to anyone who enjoys comparing old photographs with the present and discovering that the village green has barely changed while everything parked beside it has become completely unrecognisable. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1973, it has now become nearly as much a record of its own era as of the older landscape it set out to celebrate. ISBN: 0713400242. A colourful vintage portrait of the Cotswolds, full of villages, countryside, architecture and the sort of English rural scenery that has been making estate agents emotional for decades. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the cottages are old, the photographs are older than they look, and the tea shop is probably now a boutique hotel. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7451/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cotswolds-sep-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford 9780713400243 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7450 Mazel Tov by JS Margot Mazel Tov by J. S. Margot, published by Pushkin Press in 2020, is a warm, funny and thoughtful memoir about what happens when two very different worlds meet and discover that neither is quite as simple as the other had imagined. As a young woman in Antwerp, Margot found herself tutoring children from an Orthodox Jewish family, entering a household governed by traditions, religious observance and social expectations very different from those she had grown up with. What begins as a job gradually becomes something much more complicated and much more interesting. There are lessons to teach, customs to understand, assumptions to unlearn and the inevitable moments when everybody involved realises that what seems perfectly normal in one household can appear wonderfully strange in another. Margot writes about the experience with affection, curiosity and humour rather than treating it as some grand anthropological expedition into mysterious territory. Which is fortunate, because nothing ruins a friendship quite like discovering that somebody has been taking field notes. The book explores the rhythms of Orthodox Jewish family life, religious practice, education, marriage expectations and community traditions, but does so through the ordinary business of knowing actual people rather than examining them from a safe academic distance. That distinction matters. People are always more complicated than categories. Families are especially so. And teenagers, regardless of religion, remain teenagers. Over time Margot’s relationship with the family deepens, and the book becomes as much about friendship, growing up and learning to navigate difference as it is about religion or culture. There are moments of misunderstanding, surprise and disagreement, but also the much more important discovery that affection has an inconvenient tendency to cross boundaries people assumed were fixed. The setting in Antwerp gives the story another layer of interest. The city is home to a substantial Orthodox and Hasidic Jewish community, existing alongside the wider secular world while maintaining traditions that can seem centuries removed from contemporary European life. The two worlds occupy the same streets. They simply do not always inhabit the same social universe. Margot found herself moving between them. That makes Mazel Tov particularly engaging because it avoids the easy temptation to present one side as enlightened and the other as peculiar. Instead, everybody gets to be human. Which means everybody occasionally gets to be unreasonable. The title itself, meaning congratulations or good fortune, is wonderfully appropriate for a book about relationships that develop in unexpected ways. It is also one of those expressions that has travelled so successfully beyond its original linguistic and religious setting that people may use it without giving much thought to where it came from. The book therefore works on several levels at once: memoir, cultural observation, friendship story and a gentle examination of what happens when people stop viewing one another as representatives of groups and start dealing with the far more troublesome reality of individuals. Published in 2020, this English-language edition from Pushkin Press brought Margot’s story to a wider readership and fits neatly into the publisher’s excellent habit of finding interesting European writing that might otherwise remain inconveniently unavailable to those of us who only speak one language properly. For readers interested in memoir, Jewish life, religion, cultural difference, Belgium, education or simply relationships between people who were not obviously destined to understand one another, this is an engaging and unusual book. It is thoughtful without being solemn, affectionate without becoming sentimental, and informative without ever feeling like someone has accidentally slipped a sociology textbook into the cover. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 2020, it is positively youthful by Crappy Old Books standards and has barely had time to become old-fashioned. ISBN: 9781782275282. A warm, intelligent and occasionally surprising memoir about friendship across cultural and religious boundaries, and the useful discovery that understanding other people generally works better when you actually talk to them. 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Autumn encourages reflection. Winter arrives to remind everybody that central heating was an excellent invention. The book draws on the natural cycle of the year as a framework for thinking about faith, contemplation and the ways in which people understand change. This gives it a pleasantly grounded quality. Rather than treating spirituality as an activity requiring mountaintops, incense and an expensive retreat centre, it begins with something everybody already experiences: the world outside changing whether we have organised ourselves properly or not. There is something appealing about the idea of spirituality having seasons. Modern life tends to encourage the belief that people should remain productive, cheerful and approximately identical throughout the year. Nature has never accepted this arrangement. Trees drop everything. Fields lie dormant. Darkness arrives at four in the afternoon. Then, eventually, things begin again. It is difficult not to see why generations of religious writers found this useful. Thompson’s reflections encourage the reader to notice these rhythms rather than rush past them, connecting the seasons with themes of growth, loss, waiting, renewal and transformation. These are not especially modern concerns. People have been worrying about all of them for several thousand years, which is usually a sign that there may not be a downloadable solution. Published by Canterbury Press Norwich, this is very much in the tradition of reflective Christian writing: serious without being forbidding, contemplative without requiring the reader to disappear into a monastery, and interested in the relationship between faith and ordinary experience. It is the sort of book suited to slow reading. A chapter here. A reflection there. Perhaps a cup of tea. Possibly staring out of the window afterwards in a manner that suggests profound thought but may actually involve wondering whether it is going to rain. The seasonal structure also makes this the kind of book one can return to throughout the year rather than simply reading once and filing away under “Spiritual Matters Dealt With”. Winter will come back. So will spring. Human beings, reassuringly, will continue needing to make sense of both. For readers interested in Christian spirituality, reflective writing, the natural world, the church year or simply the deeper patterns behind ordinary life, Spirituality in Season offers a gentle and intelligent companion. It may particularly appeal to anyone who suspects that wisdom is more likely to emerge gradually than arrive in a motivational email before breakfast. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 2008, it is not ancient, but it has already survived enough winters to understand the title. ISBN: 9781853118920. A thoughtful and accessible exploration of spirituality through the changing seasons, ideal for reflective readers, clergy, students of Christian spirituality, or anyone who has ever looked at falling leaves and accidentally become philosophical. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where everything has its season, including second-hand paperbacks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7449/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spirituality-in-season-sep-2026.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Canterbury Press Norwich 9781853118920 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7448 Herodotus - Book VIII by J Enoch Powell Herodotus - Book VIII, edited by J. Enoch Powell and published by Bristol Classical Press in 1993, takes us to one of the more spectacular episodes in ancient history: the Persian invasion of Greece and the moment when an enormous imperial fleet discovered that having considerably more ships does not necessarily help if somebody persuades you to squeeze them all into the wrong stretch of water. Book VIII of Herodotus is dominated by the events surrounding the Battle of Salamis, fought in 480 BC, when the Greek states attempted the difficult task of cooperating with one another for long enough to prevent Xerxes and the Persian Empire from taking complete control of Greece. Cooperation between Greek city-states was never straightforward. Athens had opinions. Sparta had opinions. Everybody else had opinions. Somebody was almost certainly threatening to go home. And in the middle of it all was Themistocles, manoeuvring allies, enemies and occasionally reality itself in an effort to keep the Greek fleet together. Herodotus is particularly enjoyable because he does not write military history as though armies and fleets consist entirely of arrows moving around a map. There are arguments. Rumours. Oracles. Political calculations. Personal rivalries. Heroic behaviour. Cowardly behaviour. And a great many people confidently asserting things that turn out not to be true. In other words, civilisation had already achieved most of its important administrative traditions by the fifth century BC. Book VIII includes the evacuation and occupation of Athens, the destruction of the Acropolis, the manoeuvring of the opposing fleets and, above all, the great naval confrontation at Salamis. The Greeks faced an empire with vastly greater resources, while simultaneously attempting not to fall out among themselves before the battle began. This turns out to be surprisingly important. Salamis is one of those battles that has acquired almost legendary status because so much appeared to depend upon it. The narrow waters favoured the smaller Greek force, limiting the advantage of Persian numbers and producing exactly the sort of confusion that occurs when too many warships are trying to perform complicated manoeuvres while people are firing things at them. There were no radios. No GPS. No satellite reconnaissance. Just flags, shouted orders, oars, rams and an enormous incentive not to make a navigational error. Herodotus, writing within living memory of these events, mixes history with stories, speeches, traditions and colourful anecdotes in the wonderfully characteristic manner that earned him both admiration and several thousand years of people arguing about exactly how much of everything he says should be believed. That is part of the pleasure. Modern history often arrives with footnotes and statistical tables. Herodotus occasionally gives you an extraordinary story and leaves future generations to sort it out. This Bristol Classical Press edition is intended for readers approaching the original Greek, with the sort of scholarly assistance required when ancient prose begins looking less like a language and more like somebody has scattered accents across the page during an earthquake. It belongs to the great tradition of classical texts that assume the reader genuinely wants to engage with the original language. No simplified cartoon Persian Wars. No “Herodotus in Five Easy Steps”. Just Greek, notes, scholarship and the quiet possibility that a single sentence may occupy most of the evening. For students of ancient Greek, classical civilisation, military history and the Persian Wars, Book VIII is particularly rewarding because it combines grand strategy with wonderfully human behaviour. Kings make decisions. Commanders argue. Politicians scheme. Sailors fight. Entire cities are abandoned. And history turns on the ability of rival states to stop quarrelling for approximately long enough to deal with a much larger problem. A temporary achievement humanity continues to find impressive. Published in 1993, this edition has now itself acquired a pleasant degree of academic vintage. It comes from the era of university bookshops, heavily annotated reading lists and students arriving at seminars carrying enough classical texts to cause permanent shoulder damage. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. It remains perfectly suitable for study, translation or simply staring thoughtfully at the Greek while hoping the meaning will eventually reveal itself. ISBN: 0862920043. A serious classical edition of one of the most exciting books of Herodotus, featuring invasion, politics, naval warfare and one of history’s most famous demonstrations that geography sometimes has stronger opinions than generals. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the Persians have already invaded, the Greeks are still arguing, and the vocabulary is https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7448/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/herodotus-sep-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bristol Classical Press 9780862920043 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7447 Goodbye Covent Garden by Ena Bodin Goodbye Covent Garden by Ena Bodin, published by Oxford Illustrated Press in 1975, is a wonderfully atmospheric farewell to the old Covent Garden market at the moment when centuries of fruit, vegetables, flowers, barrows, porters, vans, shouting and general organised chaos were being removed from central London. Before Covent Garden became associated primarily with opera, restaurants, boutiques and tourists photographing themselves beside things that used to have a practical purpose, it was a working wholesale market. And working is very much the word. For generations, the district woke while most of London was still asleep. Produce arrived in quantity, porters shifted impossible loads, traders negotiated prices, vehicles squeezed through streets never designed for them, and the entire place operated through a mixture of experience, routine and apparently incomprehensible shouting. By the early 1970s, this arrangement had become increasingly difficult to maintain. A wholesale market created in an age of horses and handcarts was now attempting to accommodate lorries, modern distribution and twentieth-century traffic while occupying some of the most valuable and congested streets in London. Something, inevitably, had to give. The old market finally moved out in 1974, bringing an extraordinary chapter of London life to an end. Published the following year, Goodbye Covent Garden belongs to that fascinating category of books produced just as something familiar is disappearing. Not fifty years later. Not after the memories have become polished into heritage. But while people could still remember the noise, the smells, the characters, the routines and the astonishing quantities of cabbage. That timing gives the book much of its appeal. Covent Garden was not preserved in amber. It was messy. It was dirty. It was crowded. It was commercially necessary. And it was populated by people doing actual work rather than recreating historical atmosphere for visitors. Books like this preserve the bits that redevelopment tends to remove first. The battered vehicles. The packing cases. The signs. The market porters. The loading bays. The shops that existed because thousands of people passed through at unreasonable hours carrying things. And the general sense that the area belonged to a working community rather than to a marketing department. There is also an unavoidable irony in looking back now. The old market was moved partly because central London had become an impractical place for wholesale trading. The buildings and streets were then transformed into one of London’s most successful leisure and tourist districts. So the vegetables left. The restaurants arrived. And eventually people began paying considerably more to consume the same vegetables. Progress is complicated. For readers interested in London history, markets, social history, urban change, architecture or documentary photography, this is exactly the sort of book that becomes more interesting with every passing decade. In 1975 it documented something recently lost. Today it documents a city that has largely vanished. That is the secret life of old illustrated books. They begin as contemporary publications. Then somebody leaves them on a shelf for fifty years. Suddenly they become evidence. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1975, it has now survived long enough for the “old Covent Garden” of the title to feel genuinely historical rather than merely recently departed. ISBN: 0902280309. A fascinating visual and historical farewell to the working Covent Garden market, capturing the people, streets and everyday clutter of a part of London just before redevelopment transformed it into something considerably cleaner, quieter and more expensive. Sold by Crappy Old Books — preserving old London one obsolete loading bay at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7447/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/goodbye-covent-garden-sep-2026.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford Illustrated Press 9780902280304 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7446 The Nautical Style by Eric de Mare The Nautical Style by Eric de Maré, published by Architectural Press in 1973, is a beautifully specialised study of the architecture and engineering of the maritime world: sea walls, piers, harbours, docks, lighthouses and all the solid practical structures built to deal with the awkward fact that the sea rarely shows much respect for architecture. Its full subtitle, An Aspect of the Functional Tradition, gives the game away. This is not a book about anchors printed on cushions or how to decorate a bathroom so that it resembles a yacht club. It is about the genuine nautical style created when engineers and builders designed things because they actually had to work. Eric de Maré was particularly interested in functional architecture: structures whose beauty arose not from applied decoration but from materials, proportion and purpose. In the maritime world this produces an especially satisfying collection of objects because a harbour wall does not have much opportunity for pretence. It either survives the sea or it does not. Piers, docks, breakwaters and lighthouses are similarly unforgiving. You can draw something elegant on paper, but eventually the North Atlantic gets a vote. The book uses photographs and drawings to examine these structures as architecture in their own right, rather than merely as background scenery for ships. It is an appealing idea because maritime engineering has a habit of being overlooked until somebody notices just how handsome a granite pier, iron lighthouse or dock gate can actually be. The Victorians and their predecessors were particularly good at this sort of thing. They built practical infrastructure with a degree of visual confidence that modern civilisation occasionally struggles to reproduce. A lighthouse was a machine for preventing ships from hitting rocks, but apparently there was no reason it could not also look magnificent. A dock was somewhere to load cargo, but it might as well contain enough masonry to suggest the Roman Empire had briefly gone into shipping. And a harbour wall could simply be a harbour wall while still possessing more architectural presence than certain entire modern housing estates. Published in an oblong format and running to around 88 pages, The Nautical Style is heavily illustrated and includes subjects such as sea walls, piers, harbours, docks and lighthouses. That visual emphasis makes it particularly enjoyable for readers who like architectural photography, industrial history or engineering but do not necessarily wish to spend six hundred pages calculating load-bearing stresses. There is also something very 1970s Architectural Press about the whole thing. Here is a serious book saying, essentially: “Look at this dock wall. No, properly look at it.” And once you do, you begin to see the point. Functional structures accumulate personality. Stone gets weathered. Iron rusts. Timber bends. Steps disappear into water. Lighthouses acquire the battered dignity of buildings that have spent a century being attacked by weather and have decided not to make a fuss about it. The book therefore sits rather nicely between architecture, transport, industrial history and maritime history. It is about buildings, but buildings shaped by ships. It is about engineering, but engineering with visual character. And it is about the sea without requiring anybody to actually go sailing. For architects, photographers, maritime enthusiasts, industrial archaeologists, lighthouse collectors and anyone who becomes unreasonably interested in harbour masonry, this is exactly the sort of book that can turn an innocent seaside walk into a lengthy examination of bollards. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. The dust jacket is complete but frayed around the edges, showing the sort of wear expected after more than fifty years of surviving shelves, moves and the occasional less-than-gentle encounter with another book. The jacket remains present and intact overall, however, which is considerably preferable to discovering that a previous owner discarded it in 1982 because “the boards look nicer without it”. ISBN: 0851394477. A fascinating little study of the architecture produced wherever land meets water and engineers are required to persuade the two to coexist. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even the harbour walls are appreciated aesthetically. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7446/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-nautical-style-sep-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Architectural Press 9780851394473 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7445 All Venice - In 140 Kodak-Color Photographs by Eugenio Pucci All Venice - In 140 Kodak-Color Photographs by Eugenio Pucci, published by Bonechi Editore in 1976, is a wonderfully period photographic tour of Venice from an age when travel books were glossy, colour photography was still something worth announcing proudly on the cover, and nobody had yet taken forty-seven nearly identical pictures of the Rialto Bridge on a phone. As the title promises, this is Venice in 140 Kodak-color photographs: canals, bridges, churches, palaces, squares, gondolas and all the other visual ingredients required to make the rest of Europe look temporarily under-decorated. Venice is, of course, almost unfairly photogenic. Most cities have streets. Venice has waterways. Most cities have buses. Venice has boats. Most cities have traffic lights. Venice has centuries-old façades slowly leaning towards canals while tourists attempt to photograph them from moving gondolas. It is difficult to compete. This 1976 volume captures the city in a particularly appealing period. The landmarks are recognisable, the architecture is timeless, but the photographs themselves have that unmistakable 1970s colour palette which makes even ancient stone look as though it has recently returned from a Mediterranean package holiday. There is something especially charming about old colour travel photography. The tones are warmer. The skies are bluer. The clothes are more alarming. And every piazza seems to contain at least one person who could only possibly have been dressed in 1976. The book is therefore doing two jobs at once. It documents Venice, one of Europe’s great historic cities, while also accidentally documenting the era in which the photographs were taken. That is one of the great advantages of old travel books: they age into social history without anybody having intended them to. The Venice shown here is the familiar city of St Mark’s Square, canals, campaniles and grand façades, but seen through the visual expectations of mid-1970s tourism. This was before online booking, before digital cameras, before review sites, and before anyone stood outside a restaurant checking whether strangers on the internet approved of it. You went somewhere. You looked at it. You bought a book. Civilisation somehow survived. The Bonechi travel books of this period were designed to be highly visual souvenirs, and All Venice has exactly that flavour: a compact photographic record intended to bring the city home with you without requiring you to transport a gondola through customs. For modern readers, it has a pleasingly analogue quality. These photographs were taken on film, selected, processed, printed and arranged for publication. There was no instant preview, no delete button and no software quietly straightening the horizon afterwards. Somebody had to get the photograph right before the pigeon moved. The result is a book that will appeal not only to travellers and Venice enthusiasts but also to collectors of vintage photography, 1970s travel books and old tourist publications. It also makes an excellent reminder that Venice has been photographed endlessly for generations and still somehow refuses to look ordinary. Condition: Fair. A used vintage copy with noticeable signs of age and handling consistent with a book published in 1976. It remains complete and usable, but this is not a pristine collector’s copy. Think of it as having acquired a little patina, which is entirely appropriate for a book about a city that has made an art form out of graceful ageing. No ISBN stated. A colourful period portrait of Venice through 140 photographs, offering equal parts architecture, atmosphere, nostalgia and evidence that 1970s travel publishing took the phrase “full colour” very seriously indeed. Sold by Crappy Old Books — bringing you Venice without the crowds, the flooding or the price of a coffee in St Mark’s Square. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7445/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/all-venice-in-140-kodak-color-photographs-sep-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bonechi Editore no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7444 The Violent Land by William W Johnstone The Violent Land by William W. Johnstone, published by Pinnacle Books in 2012, is a Western in the grand tradition of hard country, hard men, bad tempers and the general understanding that disagreements are unlikely to be resolved through mediation. Johnstone was enormously prolific, and his name became almost synonymous with modern American Western fiction: frontier towns, gunfighters, outlaws, ranchers, feuds, survival and landscapes large enough to ensure that help is always several days away when something unpleasant happens. The title The Violent Land is therefore refreshingly honest. Nobody is pretending this is The Mildly Inconvenient Land. You can reasonably expect trouble. The novel belongs to the sort of Western storytelling where the land itself is part of the problem. Distance matters. Weather matters. Horses matter. Reputation matters. And being in the wrong place at the wrong time can rapidly become a full-time occupation. Johnstone’s appeal lies partly in pace. His books are not generally designed for readers hoping to spend forty pages examining the symbolic meaning of a curtain. People arrive. People argue. People ride somewhere. Somebody makes a bad decision. Gunfire follows. This is fiction built for momentum. The frontier setting also allows the usual moral landscape of the Western to operate at full strength. Law may exist, but not necessarily nearby. Justice may arrive, but not always through official channels. And the difference between an honest man and a dangerous one can sometimes be disappointingly small. For fans of traditional Westerns, that is exactly the point. The genre has always been less about historical reconstruction than about pressure: isolated communities, uncertain authority, violence never far away and characters forced to make decisions before anybody has time to convene a committee. Published in 2012, The Violent Land is a modern novel wearing the clothes of the old frontier, continuing a style of storytelling that has survived films, television, changing literary fashions and repeated announcements that the Western is finished. The Western, much like the cowboy inside it, has generally responded by refusing to die. This copy is ex-library, which gives it a small amount of additional life history before it even reaches the reader. Expect the usual evidence of former institutional ownership: stamps, labels, stickers, markings or whatever administrative paraphernalia was required to ensure the book eventually found its way back to the correct shelf. Possibly. Ex-library books are sometimes treated with suspicion by collectors, but there is something rather appropriate about a Western paperback having already travelled around, been handled repeatedly and survived a few encounters with the public. It has experience. Condition: Fair. This is an ex-library copy and shows the usual signs of previous library use and general handling. It is a reading copy rather than a pristine collector’s example, but remains perfectly suitable for anyone more interested in the story than in whether the barcode sticker had an adventurous youth. ISBN: 9780786028115. A fast-moving Western for readers who like frontier justice, dangerous country, gunfighters and stories in which the nearest official authority is usually too far away to be much practical use. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even the ex-library copies have survived more trouble than some of the characters. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7444/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-violent-land-sep-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle Books 9780786028115 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7442 Re-Inventing the Corporation by John Naisbitt and Patricia Aburdene Re-Inventing the Corporation by John Naisbitt and Patricia Aburdene, published by Warner Books in 1985, is a wonderfully confident piece of management futurism from an age when corporations were beginning to suspect that perhaps the answer to every problem was not simply another vice-president and a thicker organisational chart. Naisbitt, best known for Megatrends, and Aburdene examine the changing nature of work, management and corporate culture, arguing that successful organisations would need to become more flexible, more human, more decentralised and rather less fond of treating employees as interchangeable units with parking permits. This was the 1980s, remember. The executive office had carpet thick enough to lose a shoe in, computers were still suspicious beige boxes, fax machines represented the future, and management consultants were discovering that almost any idea became more impressive if displayed inside a triangle. Into this world came the notion that corporations might need to reinvent themselves. The authors explore themes that now sound oddly familiar: employee empowerment, flatter hierarchies, entrepreneurship inside large organisations, changing expectations of work, the growing role of knowledge and the awkward discovery that talented people occasionally perform better when managers stop interfering with them every twelve minutes. At the time, much of this sounded revolutionary. Today, some of it sounds like standard corporate language. Which is not necessarily the same thing as saying anybody actually did it. The book belongs to that fascinating category of future-thinking business titles which can now be read twice: once for the ideas they proposed, and again to see which parts of the promised future actually turned up. Some predictions age rather well. Others acquire the faintly heroic quality of a 1985 executive confidently explaining how office technology will soon eliminate paperwork. The corporation, naturally, survived. So did paperwork. It simply became electronic and multiplied. One of the pleasures of a book like this is seeing the optimism of the period. Large organisations were supposedly about to become nimble, responsive, creative and people-centred. Forty years later, many corporations are indeed extremely good at saying all of those words. There are mission statements. There are values. There are workshops. There are employee engagement surveys asking why morale is low. Progress has clearly been made. Still, Naisbitt and Aburdene were writing at an important moment. Global competition was intensifying, technology was changing office life, traditional corporate structures were under pressure and the relationship between employer and employee was beginning to shift. The book is therefore more than management advice. It is also a snapshot of how intelligent business thinkers in the mid-1980s imagined the workplace of the future. And, inevitably, the future is now old enough to be sold second-hand. For readers interested in business history, management theory, organisational culture, futurism or the peculiar evolution of corporate language, Re-Inventing the Corporation makes entertaining and occasionally prophetic reading. It is particularly enjoyable if you have ever attended a meeting about innovation which lasted so long that nobody had time to innovate afterwards. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1985, it has now survived several generations of corporate restructuring, downsizing, rightsizing, transformation, disruption, agile working and whatever the current word is. ISBN: 0446512842. A fascinating period business book from the era when corporations were being encouraged to become more flexible, more creative and more human — ambitions which remain conveniently available for the next strategic review. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the corporation may need reinventing, but the book itself is doing perfectly well. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7442/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/re-inventing-the-corporation-sep-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446512848 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7441 Bath Tangle by Georgette Heyer Bath Tangle by Georgette Heyer, published by Pan Books in 1974, is a splendidly intricate Regency romance in which nobody says exactly what they mean, everybody has impeccable manners, and an alarming amount of emotional chaos is conducted in drawing rooms. Heyer more or less invented the modern Regency romance as a recognisable genre, and Bath Tangle contains the usual delights: rank, money, pride, social expectation, misunderstandings, strong opinions and enough romantic manoeuvring to make a military campaign look straightforward. The setting, naturally, is Bath — a city ideally suited to this sort of thing. Bath in the Regency imagination is all assemblies, card rooms, promenades, gossip, introductions and the constant possibility of encountering somebody you would rather avoid while dressed too formally to escape at speed. Into this world comes Serena Carlow, a heroine with opinions, independence and the inconvenient tendency not to behave quite as quietly as society might prefer. Naturally, this causes complications. Heyer’s great skill was to make social rules into plot machinery. Who may call on whom? Who may dance with whom? Who may marry whom? Who possesses enough money? Who possesses enough rank? Who possesses neither but has somehow acquired confidence anyway? These questions can occupy entire chapters. And somehow they remain entertaining. The pleasure lies partly in the dialogue. Heyer’s characters spar, misunderstand, tease, provoke and generally conduct emotional warfare using complete sentences. Nobody sends a text saying “u up?” Instead, entire romantic catastrophes are arranged through glances, formal calls, letters and carefully deployed sarcasm. It is all vastly inefficient and therefore much more enjoyable. Published in this 1974 Pan Books edition, the novel has the proper feel of a vintage Heyer paperback: compact, readable and designed for actual use rather than display in a glass cabinet while somebody explains first editions. This copy has indeed been used. And, more importantly, rescued. The cover hinges had weakened and have been repaired with new brown paper hinges, giving the book a fresh bit of structural support and a second chance at life. This is not an invisible restoration. It is an honest, practical repair. In other words, the book has had minor surgery and is now back on its feet. The brown paper hinge repair may not satisfy a collector seeking untouched perfection, but it does mean the cover is once again attached in a sensible and usable manner. There is something rather appropriate about this for a Georgette Heyer novel. The relationships inside the book are tangled. The hinges outside it were also tangled. At least one of these problems has now been resolved. Condition: Fair. The book shows clear signs of age and use, and the cover hinges have been repaired using new brown paper hinges. The repair is visible but practical and has stabilised the cover. This is therefore a reading copy rather than a pristine collector’s example. ISBN: 0330202375. A thoroughly enjoyable vintage Heyer for readers of Regency fiction, romantic comedy, historical novels and stories in which people spend hundreds of pages discovering that the person irritating them most is probably the person they are going to marry. Sold by Crappy Old Books — professionally committed to keeping romances together, even if it requires brown paper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7441/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bath-tangle-sep-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330202374 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7440 Masterpieces of Furniture by Verna Cook Salomonsky Masterpieces of Furniture by Verna Cook Salomonsky, published by Dover in 1953, is a handsome old study of furniture from the era when chairs were expected to last for generations, tables were built from actual wood, and nobody had yet suggested that a shelving unit should arrive flat in a cardboard box with one screw mysteriously left over. This is furniture treated as design, craft and history rather than simply something to prevent people sitting on the floor. Salomonsky’s book looks at important examples of furniture and the traditions behind them, examining the forms, proportions, construction and decorative details that turned ordinary domestic objects into things collectors, architects and historians were prepared to discuss with tremendous seriousness. And quite right too. A chair may seem a simple idea until somebody begins designing one. Then suddenly there are questions of proportion, joinery, timber, upholstery, balance, ornament and whether the legs should curve, taper, twist, terminate in claws, or simply stand there behaving themselves. Furniture history is full of this sort of thing. Cabinets become architectural statements. Tables acquire identities. Chairs develop personalities. And wardrobes grow large enough to suggest that previous generations possessed either enormous amounts of clothing or considerable anxiety about storage. The great pleasure of a book like Masterpieces of Furniture is that it forces you to look properly at objects normally taken for granted. A well-made piece of furniture can tell you an enormous amount about the period that produced it: what materials were available, what craftsmanship was valued, how people lived, how wealthy they wanted to appear and how much unnecessary carving they considered socially acceptable. The answer to the last question was sometimes “quite a lot”. This is especially true of historical furniture, where practicality and status often worked together. A chair was somewhere to sit. It could also be an announcement that the owner had money, taste, servants and absolutely no intention of buying anything made of chipboard. Published by Dover, this volume belongs to that excellent tradition of serious but affordable art and design books intended for students, collectors, craftsmen and people who simply liked knowing how things were made. Dover had the useful habit of keeping specialist subjects available without making the books themselves cost as much as the objects being illustrated. The 1953 publication date gives the book an additional layer of period charm. Post-war design was moving rapidly toward modernism, new materials and mass production, yet interest in historical craftsmanship remained strong. This was a moment when traditional furniture could be studied not merely as something old-fashioned, but as a body of design knowledge worth preserving. Which, in retrospect, was sensible. Once enough Victorian wardrobes had been chopped up, Georgian chairs stripped, and old cabinets painted beige, people eventually remembered that perhaps the originals had been rather good. For furniture makers, designers, restorers, antique enthusiasts, architectural historians and collectors of decorative arts books, this is the sort of volume that can be both useful and quietly dangerous. Useful because it teaches you to recognise good design. Dangerous because afterwards you may begin inspecting the joints underneath other people’s tables. There is also something reassuring about the word masterpiece being applied to furniture. Modern retail has become so enthusiastic about phrases like “statement piece” and “designer-inspired” that it is pleasant to return to an age when greatness generally required rather more than attaching brass-coloured handles to MDF. Condition: Good. A sound vintage copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1953, it has now survived long enough to qualify as an antique-adjacent object itself, although fortunately it takes up rather less room than an eighteenth-century breakfront bookcase. No ISBN stated. A fascinating old design volume for anyone interested in antique furniture, craftsmanship, interiors, decorative arts or the long human tradition of making somewhere to sit far more complicated than strictly necessary. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the furniture is magnificent, the books are affordable, and nothing requires an Allen key. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7440/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/masterpieces-of-furniture-sep-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dover no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7439 Castaway and Wrecked by Rex Cowan Castaway and Wrecked by Rex Cowan, published by Duckworth in 1978, is a gloriously atmospheric collection of old shipwreck photographs and contemporary reports from the days when the Cornish coast and the Isles of Scilly had an unfortunate habit of turning perfectly respectable ships into local landmarks. Drawing heavily on the remarkable Gibson collection of historic wreck photographs, the book presents a series of maritime disasters in and around Cornwall and the Scillies, accompanied by contemporary newspaper accounts and related material. It covers nineteen wrecks, preserving not just the vessels themselves but the drama surrounding their final encounters with rocks, storms, reefs and the general refusal of the Atlantic Ocean to cooperate with shipping schedules. The photographs are a major part of the appeal. Taken in the era of glass plates and large cameras, many are astonishingly sharp and detailed, capturing wrecks, cliffs, rescue efforts and crowds of onlookers with the slightly eerie clarity that old photographs sometimes possess. There is something particularly compelling about a shipwreck photograph. A ship is designed to float. When it is lying sideways beneath a cliff, there is an immediate suspicion that something in the original plan has gone wrong. Among the vessels featured are substantial steamships and sailing vessels, including the Cunard steamer Malta, wrecked off Cape Cornwall in 1889, and the enormous seven-masted schooner Thomas W. Lawson, lost in the Scillies in 1907 with heavy loss of life. The latter was one of those extraordinary ships produced at the end of the great age of sail, when naval architects were apparently determined to find out exactly how many masts could be attached to one vessel before somebody objected. Seven, as it turned out, was apparently acceptable. The book also documents rescues and survival, including dramatic scenes of men being brought ashore by breeches buoy while seas break beneath them. These were not tidy museum-piece disasters. They were violent, chaotic events in which local coastguards, lifeboat crews and ordinary people often had to improvise quickly and dangerously. Modern maritime rescue can involve helicopters, GPS and instant communications. Victorian and Edwardian rescue could involve ropes, rockets, cliffs and an extremely strong belief that somebody ought to do something. The accompanying newspaper reports add another layer of fascination. They bring the wrecks back to life as current events rather than distant history, with all the urgency, detail and occasional melodrama of contemporary reporting. This gives the book the feel of a scrapbook assembled from a particularly bad century for maritime insurance. Published in 1978, Castaway and Wrecked is itself now a vintage maritime title, and at around 64 pages it is a compact but very visual book rather than an enormous technical history. It is ideal for dipping into, especially if you have ever found yourself staring at an old wreck photograph for far longer than seems entirely sensible. For readers interested in maritime history, Cornwall, the Isles of Scilly, shipwrecks, coastal rescue, historic photography or the general spectacle of expensive vessels being defeated by geology, this is a very appealing little book. There is also a certain sobering charm in seeing ships that once represented immense engineering confidence reduced to twisted wreckage beneath cliffs. The Victorians and Edwardians built larger engines, stronger hulls and increasingly sophisticated navigation. The rocks remained unimpressed. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1978, it has survived considerably more successfully than most of the vessels featured inside. ISBN: 0715611461. A fascinating collection of historic wreck photographs and newspaper accounts from Cornwall and the Isles of Scilly, full of ships, storms, rescues and the timeless lesson that the sea usually gets the final word. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the books may be battered, but at least none of them are on the rocks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7439/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/castaway-and-wrecked-sep-2026.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Duckworth 9780715611463 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7438 Thucydides - Book VI by KJ Dover Thucydides - Book VI, edited by K. J. Dover and published by Oxford University Press in 1971, takes us to one of the great moments in classical history when Athens looked at an already complicated war and decided what it really needed was an enormous military expedition to Sicily. This is, therefore, the beginning of one of history’s more instructive examples of strategic overconfidence. Book VI of Thucydides covers the planning and launch of the Sicilian Expedition during the Peloponnesian War, with all the political argument, ambition, persuasion, uncertainty and spectacularly questionable decision-making that came with it. Athens was already engaged in a major war with Sparta. Naturally, somebody suggested invading Sicily. The proposal was debated, opposed, encouraged, reconsidered and eventually approved with enough enthusiasm to remind modern readers that large institutions have always been capable of confusing momentum with wisdom. Thucydides is especially good on this sort of thing because he is not content merely to record battles and dates. He is interested in motives, rhetoric, power, fear, ambition and the ways in which intelligent people can talk themselves into courses of action that later appear astonishingly reckless. In Book VI, the debates surrounding the Sicilian campaign provide some of his finest material. Nicias argues against the expedition. Alcibiades argues for it. The Athenians listen carefully. And then, because history enjoys dramatic structure, events proceed toward the catastrophe described in Book VII. K. J. Dover was one of the most distinguished classical scholars of the twentieth century, and this Oxford edition is intended for serious students of Greek, with the sort of scholarly support required when Thucydides decides that a sentence could comfortably contain enough grammar for an entire afternoon. This is not a simplified school retelling. It is the real thing. Ancient Greek. History. Commentary. And the occasional moment when the reader realises that the sentence they began ten minutes ago has not technically finished. There is something rather admirable about classical editions like this. They assume the reader is prepared to work. No interactive exercises. No animated map. No cheery box saying “Quick Fact!” Just Thucydides, Dover and the quiet expectation that you will keep going until it makes sense. And eventually, usually, it does. Book VI is particularly rewarding because the political drama is so recognisable. Leaders make speeches. Rivals attack one another’s motives. Public opinion shifts. Warnings are dismissed as pessimism. Ambition is presented as necessity. The entire machinery of democratic decision-making is visible in motion. Fortunately, humanity learned from all this and never again launched an ambitious foreign expedition based on optimism, political pressure and uncertain strategic assumptions. Still, the comparison is available. Published in 1971, this edition also belongs to a strong tradition of British classical education, when Greek and Latin texts were routinely published in compact scholarly formats for schools and universities and nobody felt compelled to apologise for the difficulty. It is exactly the kind of book that has spent decades on reading lists, desks and bookshelves, quietly waiting for another student to discover just how much meaning can be packed into one paragraph of fifth-century BC prose. For students of classics, ancient history, military history, political thought or the Peloponnesian War, this is an excellent working edition of one of Thucydides’ most important books. It is also useful for anyone wishing to examine the early stages of a disaster before moving on to Book VII to see just how thoroughly things can deteriorate. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1971, it has survived rather better than the Athenian expedition it describes. ISBN: 0198318324. A serious and rewarding classical text covering the launch of the Sicilian Expedition, complete with political calculation, military ambition and the reassuring knowledge that we already know this does not end well. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the campaigns are ancient, the Greek is difficult, and hindsight remains undefeated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7438/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thucydides-book-vi-sep-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198318323 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7437 Aere Perennius by David G Fratter Aere Perennius, compiled by David G. Frater and published by Macmillan in 1968, is a collection of Latin literature produced for students in the days when schools apparently assumed that a perfectly reasonable educational activity was to hand somebody a page of Latin and wait for civilisation to emerge. The title comes from Horace’s famous phrase “aere perennius” — roughly, “more lasting than bronze” — his confident prediction that poetry would provide a monument more durable than anything constructed from metal. More than two thousand years later people are still quoting him, so on this occasion the poet’s marketing department appears to have been substantially correct. Frater’s volume belongs to the tradition of school and college classical readers intended to introduce students to worthwhile passages of Latin rather than merely drilling them through endless sentences about farmers carrying spears towards Gaul. Published by Macmillan in 1968, it runs to around 119 pages and was reviewed at the time alongside other school classics texts, firmly placing it in that vanished educational world in which Latin remained a normal enough school subject for publishers to produce compact anthologies for pupils. There is something rather appealing about the whole enterprise now. Latin has the unusual distinction of being described as a “dead language” despite having stubbornly refused to disappear. It survives in law, medicine, science, inscriptions, mottos, churches, universities and the sort of school crests designed to ensure generations of pupils spend several years walking underneath words they cannot translate. Books such as Aere Perennius were intended to bridge the gap between learning the machinery of Latin and discovering why anybody had bothered preserving the language in the first place. Because conjugating verbs is all very well, but sooner or later somebody has to reveal that the Romans actually wrote things worth reading. And write they did. Roman literature gives us politicians boasting, poets complaining, philosophers contemplating death, historians documenting disastrous decisions and people making observations about love, money, ambition and human stupidity which remain annoyingly recognisable two millennia later. The costumes change. The bureaucracy survives. That is one of the pleasures of classical literature. Ancient Rome can seem impossibly remote until somebody in a Latin text begins complaining about somebody else’s behaviour, at which point the intervening centuries suddenly become rather less impressive. The very existence of this 1968 book is now interesting in another way. It comes from an era when classical education still occupied a much larger place in British schools and universities. A Latin anthology could be published by a major house such as Macmillan with the reasonable expectation that enough pupils, teachers and libraries would require one to make the exercise worthwhile. Today, finding a copy feels slightly more archaeological. Not quite excavating Pompeii, admittedly, but considerably less dusty. For former Latin pupils, classicists, teachers, collectors of old school books and anyone who gets an unreasonable amount of pleasure from recognising amo, amas, amat, this is an attractive little survival from the world of traditional classics teaching. It may also make an excellent gift for somebody who claims their school Latin has completely disappeared. Simply open the book in front of them and observe the strange process by which fragments buried since 1974 begin returning against their will. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with the normal signs of age and handling expected from a book published in 1968. It has lasted rather longer than many educational fashions and, in keeping with its title, is making a respectable attempt at being more permanent than bronze. No ISBN stated. A pleasing vintage Latin reader with an excellent classical title, ideal for students, collectors and anyone nostalgic for the educational philosophy that difficult things were not necessarily improved by removing them. Sold by Crappy Old Books — libri veteres, pretia parva, nonsense plentiful. Or, for those whose Latin is rusty: old books, small prices, and quite enough showing off. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7437/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aere-perennius-sep-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MaCmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7436 Thucydides - Book VII by KJ Dover Thucydides - Book VII, edited by K. J. Dover and published by Clarendon Press in 1978, is a serious classical text devoted to one of the most spectacular military disasters in the ancient world: the catastrophic Athenian expedition to Sicily during the Peloponnesian War. So, naturally, it was once a school book. Book VII of Thucydides covers the final stages of the Sicilian Expedition, when Athens discovered that sending a large army and fleet hundreds of miles from home without a particularly sensible exit strategy might contain certain disadvantages. There are battles, reverses, desperate decisions, collapsing morale and an increasingly unpleasant realisation that the entire enterprise has gone very badly wrong. For students of ancient history, it is gripping. For the Athenians involved, rather less so. Thucydides remains one of the foundational historians of the Western tradition because he was interested not merely in what happened but in why people made the decisions they did. He examines ambition, fear, politics, leadership, military judgement and the alarming human tendency to continue with a bad plan because admitting it was a bad plan would be embarrassing. Fortunately, civilisation has moved beyond that. K. J. Dover was one of the major classical scholars of the twentieth century, and this Clarendon Press edition is designed for serious study, with scholarly apparatus intended to help readers through the language, historical background and complexities of Thucydides’ Greek. In other words, this is not the edition for anyone hoping for “Ancient Greece Made Easy in Ten Minutes”. It is the sort of book that expects concentration. Possibly a pencil. Possibly despair. And, in the case of this particular copy, almost certainly homework. This example is an ex-school copy from Old Palace School in Croydon, giving it a particularly appropriate second life. At some point it presumably sat in a classroom, library or classics department, where generations of pupils may have confronted Athenian military catastrophe while quietly wondering whether the lunch bell would come before the next paragraph. Old school books have a charm entirely of their own. They were not bought to look attractive on shelves. They existed to be carried around, opened repeatedly, annotated, stamped, issued, returned, misplaced, rediscovered and occasionally regarded with deep suspicion by someone who had forgotten there was a test. As a result, an ex-school copy has provenance of a very practical sort. This one has actually done some work. The historical material itself remains extraordinarily powerful. The Sicilian Expedition was one of the turning points of the Peloponnesian War, and Thucydides’ account of its collapse is one of the great narratives of military history. Plans fail. Commanders disagree. Opportunities disappear. An army becomes trapped. And the optimism with which the expedition began is gradually replaced by survival. It is therefore not only a classical text but a study in strategic overreach of the sort governments have repeatedly found useful to ignore ever since. Published by Clarendon Press, the scholarly imprint of Oxford University Press, this is exactly the sort of sturdy academic edition that looks as though it expects to remain on reading lists indefinitely. And, judging by Thucydides’ continued ability to appear in classrooms more than two thousand years after his death, that expectation was not unreasonable. Condition: Good. This is an ex-school copy from Old Palace School, Croydon, and therefore may contain the usual institutional markings, stamps, labels or other evidence of school ownership and use. Otherwise it remains a sound and usable copy with normal age-related wear. Far from being a drawback, the school provenance seems entirely appropriate for a book which has probably spent much of its existence being translated reluctantly at 9:15 on a Wednesday morning. ISBN: 019872098X. A substantial academic edition for students of Greek, classical civilisation, military history and the Peloponnesian War, or anyone who enjoys reading about enormous strategic mistakes from the reassuring distance of approximately 2,400 years. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even the ex-school copies have already survived one campaign. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7436/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thucydides-sep-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clarendon Press 9780198720980 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7435 Gateway to Wisdom by John Blofeld Gateway to Wisdom by John Blofeld, published by George Allen and Unwin in 1980, is the sort of book whose title makes it sound as though enlightenment might be available just beyond the next chapter, provided one is prepared to sit quietly, pay attention and stop expecting the universe to provide a customer-service desk. John Blofeld was one of the best-known Western writers on Buddhism, Taoism and Chinese spiritual traditions, and he approached the subject not merely as an academic observer but as someone who spent years travelling, studying and immersing himself in the cultures he wrote about. This gives the book a rather different flavour from the more detached sort of religious study. Blofeld was not simply cataloguing ideas from a safe distance. He was interested in what these traditions were actually trying to do to the mind, the character and the way a person experiences the world. Which is inconvenient, because that makes them rather harder to treat as decorative philosophy. The book explores themes of spiritual understanding, wisdom, meditation and the search for meaning through Eastern traditions, especially Buddhism and Taoism, with Blofeld acting as a guide between worlds. He had the useful ability to explain ideas without entirely flattening them into something bland and motivational. There are no promises that reading three pages will transform your life by Tuesday. Instead, the emphasis is on long-developed traditions that assume wisdom requires rather more than buying a cushion and using the word “mindfulness” several times before breakfast. Published in 1980, the book also belongs to an interesting period in Western interest in Asian philosophy. By then Buddhism and Taoism had moved well beyond obscure specialist circles and were attracting a much wider readership, although they were still some distance from being packaged into phone apps, executive retreats and scented candles labelled “Inner Stillness”. Blofeld’s writing remains appealing because he combines scholarship, personal experience and obvious affection for the traditions he describes. He does not present the East as a mystical theme park, nor does he assume that Western readers must abandon all critical thought before approaching it. The result is thoughtful without being dry, spiritual without becoming syrupy, and serious without sounding as though one must wear ceremonial robes to continue. There is also a certain charm in the title itself. Gateway to Wisdom suggests that somewhere, at last, there is a proper entrance. Whether the reader successfully passes through it is another matter. Wisdom has historically proved difficult to mass-produce. Still, this is a better starting point than most. For readers interested in Buddhism, Taoism, comparative religion, Asian philosophy, spiritual practice or John Blofeld’s distinctive body of work, this is a substantial and rewarding title. It also has value as a period piece from an era when serious books on spirituality generally expected readers to read entire paragraphs without being reassured every few minutes that they were “on a journey”. Condition: Very Good. A well-preserved used copy with only light signs of age and handling. Published in 1980, it has reached the age where many books begin to look philosophical whether they intended to or not. ISBN: 0042941105. A thoughtful exploration of Eastern wisdom by one of its most engaging Western interpreters, ideal for anyone interested in Buddhism, Taoism, comparative spirituality or the rather ambitious project of understanding life before it is over. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where enlightenment is not guaranteed, but postage probably is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7435/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gateway-to-wisdom-sep-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin 9780042941103 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7434 Secrets of the Great French Restaurants by Louisette Bertholle Secrets of the Great French Restaurants by Louisette Bertholle, published by Weidenfeld and Nicolson in 1973, is a book from that reassuringly confident age when French cuisine was still treated as the summit of civilisation and a sauce could apparently require more preparation than an average modern wedding. Louisette Bertholle was one of the great names associated with bringing serious French cooking to an English-speaking audience, and this book turns its attention to the traditions, techniques and dishes associated with some of France’s most celebrated restaurants. The title promises secrets, which is always encouraging. Whether these are truly secrets in the sense of locked-room culinary mysteries or simply the accumulated techniques of chefs who preferred not to explain themselves too much is another matter, but the book does provide that wonderful old-fashioned sense that restaurant food is not merely cooked, but constructed. French haute cuisine of this period was a world of stocks, reductions, sauces, careful timing and ingredients being persuaded through several intermediate stages before they were finally considered fit to appear on a plate. Nothing happened casually. Vegetables were not simply boiled. Meat was not merely roasted. Sauces were not something squeezed from a bottle and applied with optimism. This was cooking as a discipline, a craft and occasionally a form of organised obsession. Bertholle takes the reader behind the polished dining-room façade and into the logic of classic French restaurant cooking, showing how dishes achieve the richness, balance and finish associated with professional kitchens. There is something wonderfully period about it now. The 1970s were still an era in which French restaurants represented sophistication in a very particular way. Menus contained words people were expected to pronounce confidently, waiters possessed formidable authority, and ordering the wrong wine could feel like a minor diplomatic incident. To modern readers, the book is therefore part cookbook and part social archaeology. It belongs to a dining culture before tasting menus became endurance events, before every plate required edible flowers, and before restaurants discovered the commercial potential of serving three peas on a stone. The appeal is not only practical. Even if you never intend to recreate every dish, books like this are fascinating because they record the habits, expectations and standards of professional kitchens from another era. What did restaurants regard as essential? How much butter was considered reasonable? How long was a sauce expected to take? The answers may occasionally cause modern nutritionists to stare into the distance. There is also something pleasingly democratic about a book which takes techniques associated with expensive restaurants and places them into the hands of ordinary readers. One can imagine someone in 1973 buying this, entering the kitchen with tremendous confidence, and emerging six hours later with seventeen dirty pans and a new respect for professional chefs. For collectors of cookery books, French food enthusiasts, culinary historians and anyone who believes a meal improves when the recipe contains the phrase “prepare the stock the day before”, this is a very appealing volume. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1973, it has survived longer than many restaurants and considerably longer than most soufflés. ISBN: 0297765442. A substantial and fascinating period guide to the methods and dishes of classic French restaurant cooking, from an age when cuisine took itself seriously, sauces had ancestry, and nobody apologised for using cream. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the recipes are old, the techniques are serious, and the calories are historically unavoidable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7434/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/secrets-of-the-french-restaurants-sep-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297765448 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7433 The Great Tradition by FR Leavis The Great Tradition by F. R. Leavis, published by Peregrine Books in 1983, is one of the great monuments of twentieth-century English literary criticism: a book in which Leavis surveys the English novel, identifies the writers he considers truly important, and proceeds with the serene confidence of a man who has no intention whatsoever of pretending everybody is equally good. First published in 1948, The Great Tradition became famous partly because of the writers Leavis championed and partly because of the writers he did not. His central line of descent runs through Jane Austen, George Eliot, Henry James and Joseph Conrad, whom he regarded as representing the highest achievements of the English novel. This was criticism from an age before every opinion required three disclaimers and a panel discussion. Leavis believed literature mattered enormously. Not in the vague sense that books are “good for you”, but because serious novels could embody moral intelligence, subtle perception and a deep understanding of human relationships. Reading, in his view, was not a decorative hobby to be undertaken beside a tasteful lamp. It was an activity requiring discrimination, attention and occasionally the courage to decide that a celebrated writer was not actually very good. This naturally made him influential. It also made him excellent company for arguments. Leavis’s style is rigorous, demanding and sometimes gloriously uncompromising. He does not stroll gently through literary history pointing out things the reader might like. He builds a case. Writers are examined, compared and judged according to standards which he assumes matter, whether or not the rest of the literary establishment has been consulted. The result is one of those books that became important enough for later critics to spend decades agreeing with it, attacking it, revising it or explaining why Leavis had missed somebody. Which is usually a sign that a critical book has done its job. For students of English literature, The Great Tradition became a touchstone. It helped shape the way the English novel was taught and discussed for generations, and its influence can still be felt even among readers who have never opened it. The title itself entered the critical vocabulary. What, exactly, constitutes a “great tradition”? Who belongs in it? Who gets left out? And who gets to decide? Leavis had answers. Other people had other answers. Universities subsequently obtained several decades of seminars from the disagreement. Published in this 1983 Peregrine Books edition, the volume is itself a nice piece of academic publishing history. Peregrine editions were designed to make serious works of literature, criticism and thought widely available in paperback form, back when publishers apparently believed members of the general public might voluntarily purchase books about literary judgement. This copy is also ex-library, so it has had a proper working life. Rather than spending forty years untouched on somebody’s decorative bookshelf, it has actually been catalogued, borrowed, returned, shelved, possibly overdue, and subjected to the full bureaucratic machinery of institutional reading. That may mean the usual library markings, stamps, labels or evidence of former ownership associated with an ex-library copy. In return, you get a book with provenance of the least glamorous but perhaps most appropriate kind: this is literary criticism that has actually been in a library. Which seems right. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling, together with ex-library markings and associated evidence of previous library use. It remains perfectly suitable for reading, study or for placing conspi https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7433/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-great-tradition-sep-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peregrine Books 9780140550207 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7432 Linux Answers by Linux Answers Linux Answers, published by Future Publishing in 2002, is a wonderfully period piece from the age when installing Linux could still feel less like using an operating system and more like entering into a prolonged negotiation with a computer that had recently decided it no longer respected you. This was the era of distributions on CDs, mysterious hardware compatibility lists, command lines typed with great confidence, and the occasional discovery that your sound card had apparently become a philosophical problem. Produced by Linux Answers and published by Future Publishing, this book was aimed at people who wanted practical help with Linux at a time when the operating system was rapidly growing beyond the realm of dedicated enthusiasts and beginning to attract ordinary users who had heard rumours that it was free, powerful and possibly less irritating than Windows. Naturally, “free” did not necessarily mean “easy”. Linux in 2002 had already come a very long way, but it still demanded a certain willingness to understand what the machine was actually doing. This could be deeply rewarding, provided one did not mind discovering that fixing a printer involved learning three new acronyms and editing a configuration file in a text editor one had never previously heard of. The book offers answers, explanations, tips and practical guidance for users trying to get to grips with Linux systems, applications, setup and troubleshooting. It belongs to the very useful tradition of technical books whose main purpose was to sit beside the computer while the owner muttered something unprintable at the screen. There is something particularly nostalgic about computer books from this period. Technology moves so quickly that they become accidental social history almost immediately. A 2002 Linux guide takes us back to a world of CRT monitors, dial-up or early broadband, chunky beige towers, optical discs everywhere and computers that still made a meaningful selection of noises while starting up. It was also a period when installing software often involved more ceremony than simply clicking an app store button. Packages had dependencies. Drivers were adventures. Forums contained people with usernames like KernelWizard72 explaining that the obvious solution was to recompile something. And yet this was exactly why Linux developed such a devoted following. It offered control, flexibility and an escape from proprietary systems, while encouraging users to understand their computers rather than merely accept whatever happened behind the interface. For many technically minded people, that was not a drawback but the entire point. Read today, Linux Answers is therefore useful in two ways. As a technical book, it provides a snapshot of Linux practice and thinking in the early 2000s. As an historical object, it documents the moment when Linux was moving from specialist territory toward mainstream awareness, carrying with it the faint promise that everyone might eventually have a free, open and completely configurable computer. We are still waiting for everybody else to catch up. The book should appeal to Linux enthusiasts, retro-computing fans, collectors of old technology manuals, software historians and anyone who feels a strange warmth when confronted with screenshots containing KDE, GNOME or command prompts rendered in fonts last seen during the administration of George W. Bush. It may also be useful for anyone restoring an older Linux system and wishing to recreate the authentic experience, although authenticity should perhaps stop before spending three hours configuring a modem. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 2002, which in computing terms makes it approximately contemporary with the steam locomotive. ISBN: 9781858700946. A fascinating old-school Linux guide from a time when computers expected their users to know things, manuals were still printed on paper, and solving a problem usually began with the reassuring phrase: “Open a terminal window.” Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even obsolete operating systems get one more boot. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7432/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/linux-answers-sep-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Future Publishing 9781858700946 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7431 The Golden Age of the Poster by Hayward Cirker and Blanche Cirker The Golden Age of the Poster by Hayward Cirker and Blanche Cirker, published by Dover in 1971, is a glorious survey of the period when advertising posters were expected to do rather more than shout SALE in twelve-foot letters beside a photograph of somebody pretending to enjoy yoghurt. This is the world of the great illustrated poster: bold colour, elaborate typography, theatrical composition, elegant women, heroic bicycles, absinthe, cabarets, railways, cigarettes, exhibitions and products which apparently became irresistible the moment somebody drew them properly. The late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries were a remarkable period for poster design. Improvements in colour lithography allowed artists to produce striking images on a large scale, and city streets became galleries whether anybody had asked for one or not. The result was a golden age in which commercial art and fine art cheerfully overlapped. Artists such as Toulouse-Lautrec, Jules Chéret, Alphonse Mucha and their contemporaries transformed the humble advertising bill into something people now frame, preserve and hang in museums, which must have been deeply confusing to anyone originally employed merely to sell theatre tickets or bicycles. The posters reproduced here show just how sophisticated commercial imagery could be before marketing departments acquired spreadsheets. A successful poster had to work quickly. It needed to catch the eye of somebody walking past in the street, communicate an idea almost instantly and remain memorable long enough for that person to consider buying whatever improbable thing was being promoted. In other words, it was doing the same job as online advertising today, only with considerably better drawing. There is particular pleasure in the sheer confidence of the designs. Colours are strong, figures are dramatic, lettering is part of the picture and subtlety is deployed only when absolutely necessary. Some posters are elegant. Some are outrageous. Some seem to imply that purchasing a particular brand of soap will immediately improve one’s social standing and romantic prospects. Advertising, apparently, has not changed quite as much as we like to think. The book is also an excellent visual history of changing tastes. Fashion, transport, entertainment, tourism and consumer culture all appear in these images, often in idealised form. Railway companies promised effortless journeys. Resorts promised eternal sunshine. Cabarets promised excitement. Manufacturers promised refinement, sophistication and possibly better hair. Whether any of this was true is almost irrelevant. The posters looked magnificent. Published by Dover, this volume belongs to that excellent tradition of affordable art books which allowed ordinary people to own collections of images without taking out a small mortgage. It is a particularly useful book for graphic designers, illustrators, art students, collectors of advertising material and anyone interested in typography, printmaking or the visual culture of the Belle Époque and early twentieth century. There is also a mildly ironic pleasure in the fact that many of these posters were originally ephemeral. They were printed, pasted to walls, exposed to rain and intended to be replaced by the next campaign. Now surviving examples can command serious prices while modern advertising disappears from a screen the instant someone closes a browser tab. So much for progress. Condition: Fair. The book itself is in good overall condition, but the clear plastic coating/laminate over the covers is beginning to peel in places with age. The covers themselves remain sound; the issue is with the ageing outer plastic layer rather than major structural damage. This is therefore one of those irritating cases where the book is actually better than the single-word condition grade suggests, but the laminate has decided after several decades that continued adhesion is optional. ISBN: 0486227537. A colourful and highly enjoyable collection of classic poster design from an age when advertising artists were allowed to be artists, lettering was part of the composition, and selling a bottle of something apparently required a woman in an elaborate dress surrounded by decorative foliage. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even the peeling plastic is vintage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7431/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-golden-age-of-the-poster-sep-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dover 9780486227535 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7430 The Boat People - An Age Investigation by Bruce Grant The Boat People - An Age Investigation by Bruce Grant, published by Penguin in 1979, is a contemporary investigation into one of the defining humanitarian crises of the late 1970s: the flight of large numbers of people from Vietnam and neighbouring parts of South-East Asia, many attempting extraordinarily dangerous sea journeys in small and overcrowded boats. This is not history reconstructed comfortably several decades later. It was written while the crisis was actually unfolding, when governments, aid organisations and journalists were still trying to understand what was happening, where the refugees could go and which country might reluctantly agree that the problem was partly its responsibility. Produced from an international investigation by Australian newspaper The Age, the book draws together reporting on the people making the journeys, the political circumstances behind the exodus and the increasingly difficult international question of what should happen to those who survived. The term “boat people” became one of the defining phrases of the period, but phrases have an unfortunate habit of turning thousands of individual lives into something conveniently abstract. Behind it were families and individuals abandoning homes, possessions and established lives because remaining where they were had become intolerable or dangerous. Their escape could then involve an entirely new collection of dangers: unsuitable vessels, storms, shortages of food and water, piracy, uncertain destinations and the possibility of reaching another country only to discover that nobody was particularly enthusiastic about allowing them ashore. It is difficult to imagine a more brutal demonstration of the difference between a border on a political map and a border encountered while exhausted in an overcrowded boat. The book also belongs firmly to the Cold War world of the late 1970s. The Vietnam War had ended only a few years earlier, Cambodia was undergoing catastrophe, relations between Vietnam and China had deteriorated, and governments across the region were attempting to respond to large refugee movements while simultaneously considering their own political and diplomatic interests. Human beings therefore encountered one of civilisation’s more enduring creations: the international conference. Governments expressed concern, committees met, statements were issued and officials attempted to decide which nation should accept which people. This is generally the point at which history demonstrates that humanity can invent jet aircraft, nuclear reactors and spacecraft while still finding it extremely difficult to agree what to do when several thousand frightened people arrive somewhere unexpectedly. Because it was published in 1979, the book has particular historical value today. The authors did not know how the refugee crisis would ultimately develop. There was no neat retrospective conclusion available, and events that we can now place comfortably on a timeline were still current affairs. That immediacy gives books like this a quality later histories cannot entirely reproduce. Statistics had not yet settled into textbooks. Decisions were still being made. People interviewed in the book were not historical witnesses looking back across decades but participants describing events that had only just happened. There is consequently rather more here than a general account of migration. It is also a snapshot of how journalists, governments and the public understood an international refugee emergency at the moment it was taking place. And inevitably it invites comparison with the present. Countries still argue over borders, asylum, responsibility and resettlement; governments still prefer problems that occur somewhere else; and political debates still have an impressive ability to reduce complicated human situations to slogans of convenient length. The technology has improved considerably. The arguments have proved rather more durable. For readers interested in modern Asian history, Vietnam, refugees and migration, twentieth-century politics, journalism or contemporary accounts of major historical events, The Boat People is an unusually direct piece of documentary reporting from the period itself. It is also an excellent example of why old current-affairs paperbacks are worth keeping. Yesterday’s disposable journalism has an awkward tendency to become tomorrow’s primary-source material, provided somebody resisted the perfectly understandable urge to throw it away in 1987. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1979, it has now survived long enough for the events it describes as an immediate crisis to have become established history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7430/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-boat-people-sep-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140055313 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7429 Poems by Eliah Wheeler Wilcox Poems by Ella Wheeler Wilcox, published by Collins around 1914, is one of those wonderfully tactile old poetry books that makes modern paperbacks seem slightly underdressed. Bound in a soft suede-type cover, with gilt lettering and decorative tooling, it has the appearance of a book intended to be given to somebody, treasured for years, placed carefully beside a bed, and eventually inherited by someone who had absolutely no idea who originally bought it. Ella Wheeler Wilcox was one of the most widely read American poets of her day, famous for verses dealing with love, sorrow, optimism, disappointment, fate, morality and the exhausting general business of being human. Her poetry was enormously popular with ordinary readers, which naturally led certain literary critics to regard it with suspicion. Wilcox had a gift for writing lines that were memorable, direct and emotionally immediate. She was not generally interested in making readers spend three weeks wondering what a poem might possibly mean. If the subject was love, grief, hope or misery, you normally knew about it fairly quickly. Her best-known line, “Laugh, and the world laughs with you”, became so firmly embedded in popular culture that generations of people have quoted it without necessarily knowing where it came from. This is the curious fate of highly successful poetry: eventually everyone knows the words and nobody remembers the poet. This Collins volume gathers a selection of Wilcox’s verse in the sort of attractive gift-book format that was enormously popular in the early twentieth century. The inclusion of colour illustrations adds considerably to its charm and places it firmly in an era when publishers understood that poetry might occasionally benefit from looking beautiful as well as sounding meaningful. But this particular copy has acquired something publishers could not have planned. Inside are two pressed botanical specimens — apparently flowers or clover — left between the pages by a previous owner. They have presumably been there for many decades. Who placed them there, why they chose those particular pages, and whether the specimens commemorated a walk, a garden, a friendship, a romance or simply somebody thinking “this clover might flatten nicely in here” is now impossible to know. And that is really rather wonderful. Old books occasionally accumulate small pieces of somebody else’s life. Receipts, train tickets, inscriptions, postcards and pressed flowers survive because somebody put them inside a book and then forgot about them. A century later they become accidental historical artefacts, vastly more interesting than the supermarket receipt most of us would leave behind today. The suede-style binding adds to that sense of age and personality. It has the softness and wear of something that has actually been handled rather than preserved untouched in a warehouse. It is the sort of binding that invites picking up, although after more than a century it probably deserves slightly more respectful treatment than it received in 1914. The approximate date is itself appealing. Around 1914, Europe was entering a period that would transform society completely, yet books like this still belonged to the Edwardian world of gift volumes, sentimental verse and illustrated literary collections. Someone may have received this copy when the poetry was contemporary reading rather than antique literature. That makes the surviving pressed flowers particularly evocative. They may have been placed there before the First World War, during it, or years afterwards. There is no sensible way of knowing, so naturally the imagination is free to become completely unreasonable. Condition: Good. This is an antique book dating from around 1914, with the expected signs of age, handling and wear. The suede-type cover remains attractive, with age-related marks and rubbing consistent with a book well over a century old. The book also contains colour illustrations and, unusually, two pressed flowers or clover specimens left inside by a previous owner. The botanical additions are included exactly as found. Crappy Old Books accepts no responsibility for any century-old romantic significance they may possess. No ISBN, naturally. The ISBN system would not arrive for another half-century, and books were somehow bought, sold and read without thirteen-digit identification numbers. An especially characterful copy for collectors of antique poetry, decorative bindings, Ella Wheeler Wilcox, early twentieth-century gift books, illustrated literature or simply old books that have acquired a little mystery of their own. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where occasionally you buy the book and discover somebody from 1914 has left you the flowers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7429/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poems-by-eliah-wheeler-wilcoxsep-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7428 The Satyricon and The Apocolocyntosis by Lucius Seneca and Petronius Annaeus Ancient Rome is often presented to us as a dignified procession of emperors, senators, marble temples and men wearing sheets with tremendous authority. The Satyricon and The Apocolocyntosis offer a useful corrective. Here Rome is populated by frauds, flatterers, social climbers, gluttons, sexual adventurers, pompous millionaires and dead emperors discovering that the gods are no more impressed with them than anyone else. Civilisation may have built the aqueducts, but it also produced some exceptionally vulgar dinner parties. The Satyricon, attributed to Petronius, survives only in fragments, although they are sufficiently energetic fragments to suggest that the complete work must have been quite a spectacle. Its disreputable characters wander through a shifting world of dubious lodging houses, romantic complications, petty schemes, literary arguments and social humiliation. At its centre is the famous banquet of Trimalchio, a wealthy former slave whose money has arrived rather sooner than his taste. He overwhelms his guests with food, entertainment and increasingly heroic demonstrations of the fact that he can afford things. Trimalchio’s dinner is one of literature’s great portraits of conspicuous consumption. Nothing is permitted to be merely served when it could instead be disguised, decorated, announced, performed or made to emerge unexpectedly from something else. The host talks incessantly, the guests flatter him dutifully and the evening develops the unmistakable atmosphere of a party at which everyone wishes to leave but nobody wants to be the first person to risk offending the man paying for it. Seneca’s The Apocolocyntosis is shorter but no more respectful. Its title is usually understood as a joke on “apotheosis”, the process by which a dead emperor was declared divine, except that the unfortunate Emperor Claudius is subjected to something closer to “pumpkinification”. Instead of being welcomed into heaven as a new god, Claudius encounters ridicule, rejection and a celestial administrative process that treats his imperial dignity as a claim requiring further investigation. Together, the two works reveal Romans behaving with all the greed, vanity, insecurity and determination to impress that humanity has carefully preserved into the modern age. Petronius attacks social pretension from the dining room upward, while Seneca imagines the afterlife as a place where an emperor’s status, connections and official publicity finally cease to help. It is satire written with a knife, though occasionally the knife is being used to cut an unnecessarily elaborate roast animal. This 1984 Penguin Classics edition is an ex-school copy from Old Palace School in Croydon. It still has its borrowing label inside the front, ready to record generations of eager pupils taking Roman satire home for private enjoyment. Remarkably, nobody ever did. The label remains blank: a small, immaculate monument to unrealised educational ambition. The book waited patiently to be borrowed, but the pupils of Old Palace apparently resisted Petronius and Seneca with the discipline of Roman legionaries. Their restraint has been excellent news for the book itself. Although graded Good because of its ex-school status and identifying label, it is in unusually well-preserved condition and appears to have escaped the traditional ordeals of school-library life. It has not been hauled repeatedly between classroom and home, crushed beneath sports equipment or abandoned beside an opened yoghurt. In practical terms, it is a remarkably tidy copy whose institutional history is more visible in the label than in any evidence of actual reading. This is an ideal volume for students of Roman literature, classical satire, imperial absurdity, outrageous banquets or the ancient origins of laughing at rich and powerful people. It is also suitable for anyone who likes Penguin Classics but prefers their antiquity filled with crooked schemes, bad manners and prominent citizens making complete fools of themselves. A very well-preserved Good ex-school copy sold by Crappy Old Books—officially available for borrowing since the 1980s, but apparently awaiting its first genuinely interested reader until now. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7428/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-satyricon-and-the-apocolocyntosis-sep-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics 9780140444896 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7427 The Hollywood Style by Arthur Knight and Eliot Elisofon The Hollywood Style by Arthur Knight and Eliot Elisofon, published by The Macmillan Company in 1969, is a lavish look at the visual language of Hollywood in the era when glamour was not merely encouraged but apparently considered a production requirement. Arthur Knight provides the commentary, while Eliot Elisofon’s photography helps capture the studios, stars, costumes, sets and carefully constructed illusion that made Hollywood look less like an industry and more like a parallel civilisation in which everybody owned better lighting. This is a book about style in the broadest sense: not simply clothes, but the entire machinery of appearance. Hollywood understood very early that a successful image could be as important as a successful performance, and whole departments existed to ensure that actors, interiors, cars, parties and even staircases looked exactly as impressive as audiences expected. The great studios did not merely make films. They manufactured fantasy on an industrial scale. Everything mattered. Hair, tailoring, furniture, architecture, publicity photographs, hotel lobbies, swimming pools and the careful positioning of a cigarette could all contribute to the finished effect. Reality was welcome to attend, but was expected to wait outside until filming had finished. The book captures that peculiar balance between elegance and artificiality which became one of Hollywood’s defining characteristics. A drawing room could be constructed from plywood, a mansion might exist only from one camera angle, and an actor photographed beside a swimming pool might have been contractually forbidden to enter it. Yet the illusion worked magnificently. Published in 1969, The Hollywood Style arrived at an interesting moment. The old studio system had already begun to fade, and the culture of Hollywood was changing rapidly. This gives the book the feel of a retrospective glance at a world that was still familiar but already beginning to look historic. That makes it particularly appealing now. It does not simply document famous people or famous films, but an entire visual culture built around confidence, excess and the assumption that there was no problem which could not be improved by satin, chrome, dramatic lighting or an unnecessarily large staircase. For readers interested in film history, photography, costume, design, architecture or twentieth-century popular culture, this is the sort of book that rewards slow browsing. It is also ideal for anyone who believes modern celebrity culture might be marginally more tolerable if people were required to wear evening dress before appearing in public. The photographs are a major part of the attraction. Elisofon was one of the leading photographers of his generation, and his eye for composition gives the book a strong visual identity. Even readers with only a casual interest in cinema can enjoy it simply as a record of a very particular aesthetic world. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. The dust jacket is complete, but there are a few small snags/tears around the bottom of the spine area. The jacket remains present and substantially intact, which is always a bonus on a book of this age and infinitely preferable to discovering that somebody discarded it in 1974 because they thought the bare boards looked tidier. No ISBN stated. A stylish and very period piece of film and design history, full of the visual confidence of old Hollywood and the comforting reminder that glamour has always involved considerably more organisation than it pretends. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the dust jackets may have survived a few decades of reality, but the glamour remains intact. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7427/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hollywood-style-sep-2026.jpg 24.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The MaCmillan Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7426 The World of Cats by David Gibbon The World of Cats by David Gibbon, published by CLB Publishing in 1993, is a broad and affectionate look at the domestic cat: an animal which has spent several thousand years persuading humans that providing food, shelter and comfortable furniture is somehow our idea. This is the sort of book that celebrates cats in all their extraordinary variety, from elegant pedigree breeds to the more robust domestic specimens who have never shown the slightest interest in ancestry and would rather inspect a cardboard box. David Gibbon explores the feline world through breeds, behaviour, appearance and the long relationship between cats and people. It is a subject with almost unlimited material, because cats manage the rare trick of being both deeply familiar and consistently mysterious. We think we know them. We live with them, feed them, name them and buy them expensive sleeping equipment. They then ignore all of it and sleep in the packaging. The book covers the range of recognised breeds and types, with the visual appeal you would expect from a general illustrated cat book. Long-haired, short-haired, sleek, fluffy, aristocratic, peculiar-looking and gloriously ordinary examples all make an appearance, demonstrating that selective breeding has produced a remarkable amount of variation from an animal which still basically believes the kitchen belongs to it. Cats are also fascinating because domestication has never entirely removed the original machinery. Beneath the respectable household exterior remains an alert little predator equipped with claws, extraordinary balance and the ability to become violently interested in absolutely nothing visible to humans. Published in 1993, The World of Cats comes from a pleasantly pre-social-media age when photographs of cats had to justify their existence by appearing in actual books. There were no endless feeds of kittens falling off sofas, no algorithms calculating your preferred breed, and no requirement for the cat to have its own account and sponsorship deal. Instead, the reader gets something considerably more civilised: a proper book in which one can turn the pages at leisure and inspect cats without being interrupted by adverts for subscription pet food. It should appeal to cat owners, animal lovers, collectors of illustrated natural-history books, breed enthusiasts and anyone who has ever found themselves apologising to a cat for sitting in the chair the cat had apparently reserved. There is also something reassuringly timeless about the subject. Human fashions change constantly. Cat behaviour does not. A cat in 1993 could ignore you, wake you at an unreasonable hour and demand access to a room only to immediately request departure, just as efficiently as one can today. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. It has survived since 1993 in respectable shape, which is more than can be said for many soft furnishings subjected to prolonged feline ownership. ISBN: 185833067X. A charming general introduction to cats, their breeds and their peculiar hold over human beings, ideal for anyone who enjoys animal books or simply wants documentary evidence that people have been indulging cats for a very long time. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the books may be second-hand, but the cats still assume everything is theirs. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7426/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-world-of-cats-sep-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books CLB Publishing 9781858330679 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7425 Art Nouveau - Revolution in Interior Design by Rossana Bossaglia Art Nouveau - Revolution in Interior Design by Rossana Bossaglia, published by Orbis Publishing in 1973, is a richly illustrated look at the moment when interior design collectively decided that straight lines had had quite enough attention and everything would be improved by curves, tendrils, flowers, insects and furniture that occasionally appears to be trying to grow. Art Nouveau was not merely a decorative style. It was an attempt to rethink the entire visual environment, from architecture and furniture to glass, metalwork, ceramics, textiles and graphics. Rooms were no longer simply rooms. They became complete compositions in which walls, chairs, lamps and door handles were expected to participate in the same artistic conspiracy. Bossaglia traces this transformation through the major designers, architects and decorative traditions associated with the movement, showing how Art Nouveau developed across Europe and beyond in a remarkable variety of regional forms. The result is a style that could be elegant, theatrical, organic, extravagant or occasionally just a little too enthusiastic about lilies. This was the age of sweeping lines, stained glass, sinuous ironwork and furniture that often looked considerably more alive than the people sitting on it. Nature provided much of the inspiration, but nature as interpreted by designers who had clearly never believed that a plant should be permitted to remain quietly in a pot. The book is especially interesting because Art Nouveau was always about more than ornament. Its leading figures wanted to break with historical imitation and create a modern style suited to a new century. The irony, of course, is that nothing dates quite as magnificently as something designed to look completely modern. Yet that is exactly why it remains so appealing. Art Nouveau interiors possess a confidence and coherence that are difficult to reproduce. Every surface matters. Nothing is merely practical if it can also curve attractively, and no staircase should be allowed to remain structurally anonymous if it can instead sweep through the room like a botanical event. Published in 1973, this volume is itself a product of a period when interest in Art Nouveau was being revived and reassessed. By then, the style had moved from being unfashionable old decoration to something worthy of serious art-historical study, which is generally what happens once enough people have thrown away the original examples. The illustrations make this a particularly enjoyable book for anyone interested in interiors, furniture, architecture or decorative arts. It is the sort of volume that encourages prolonged browsing and occasional muttering about how much more interesting a radiator cover used to be. There is also a certain pleasure in seeing an era when designers were allowed to be properly excessive. Modern interiors often aim for restraint, neutrality and surfaces that look as though nobody has ever lived near them. Art Nouveau took the opposite approach and asked why a room should be calm when it could instead contain wrought iron, coloured glass and a staircase resembling seaweed. A strong choice for collectors of design books, decorative arts, architecture, furniture history and late nineteenth- and early twentieth-century visual culture, or anyone who believes minimalism would be substantially improved by adding a peacock. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1973, it has now acquired a certain retro-design status of its own, although thankfully without requiring the entire room to match. ISBN: 0856131288. A handsome and informative survey of one of the most distinctive movements in decorative design, full of interiors, objects and ideas from an age when even a lamp was expected to have artistic ambitions. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where maximalism is welcome and beige is viewed with appropriate suspicion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7425/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/art-nouveau-sep-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbis Publishing 9780856131288 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7424 Piranesi - The Imaginary Views by Miranda Harvey Piranesi - The Imaginary Views by Miranda Harvey, published by Academy Editions in 1979, explores the extraordinary architectural fantasies of Giovanni Battista Piranesi, the eighteenth-century artist who looked at ordinary buildings and apparently decided they would be much improved if they were larger, darker, more impossible and contained enough staircases to defeat anyone attempting to find the exit. Condition: Fair. The book remains a sound and usable copy, but part of the glossy surface layer on the back cover has been torn or peeled away, exposing the card stock underneath. Importantly, the back cover itself is not torn — the damage is to the outer gloss/printed surface rather than through the cover. There are also the normal signs of age and previous handling expected from a book published in 1979. Piranesi is one of those artists whose work seems immediately familiar even if you cannot remember where you have seen it. His vast imaginary interiors, monumental ruins, bridges, arches, vaults and famously bewildering prisons occupy a strange territory somewhere between architecture, archaeology and nightmare. The great Carceri, or imaginary prisons, are perhaps his most celebrated inventions: enormous shadowy structures filled with platforms, chains, stairways and architectural machinery whose actual purpose seems pleasingly uncertain. They resemble places designed by a committee consisting of an ancient Roman engineer, a theatrical set designer and somebody having a particularly elaborate anxiety dream. Miranda Harvey’s book concentrates on these imaginary views and the remarkable visual world Piranesi created through his prints. His buildings often appear technically convincing until one attempts to understand how they could actually exist, at which point the architecture begins quietly ignoring the normal rules of space. That is part of their fascination. Piranesi could take the vocabulary of classical architecture — columns, arches, vaults, masonry and monumental engineering — and push it into something almost fantastical. The results are simultaneously believable and impossible, making the viewer feel that somewhere beyond the next arch there may either be another magnificent hall or several hundred additional stairs leading nowhere useful. His influence has been enormous. Architects, artists, designers and writers have repeatedly returned to Piranesi’s imagined spaces, and it is not difficult to see echoes of them in later fantasy art, film design and the sort of monumental fictional architecture that appears impressive until somebody asks where the fire exits are. Published by Academy Editions in 1979, this is very much an art and architectural title, combining visual material with discussion of Piranesi’s extraordinary imagination and the historical context in which his work appeared. It should appeal equally to readers interested in printmaking, architecture, eighteenth-century art and the fascinating borderland where buildings stop being practical and start becoming ideas. There is also something pleasingly appropriate about encountering Piranesi in book form. These are images made for prolonged looking. The more closely one examines them, the more details appear: tiny figures dwarfed by vast structures, staircases crossing other staircases, looming masonry and mysterious pieces of apparatus which presumably made perfect sense to Piranesi. Or perhaps not. That may have been the point. So this is not the copy for somebody seeking immaculate shelf perfection, but it is a perfectly respectable reading or reference copy of an interesting Piranesi title — and, given the subject matter, a slightly distressed exterior could almost be regarded as architectural atmosphere. No ISBN stated. An intriguing study of one of art history’s greatest creators of impossible spaces, suitable for collectors of Piranesi, architectural art, engraving, printmaking and anyone who has ever looked at a perfectly sensible staircase and thought it would be more interesting if it led somewhere inexplicable. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even the damaged surfaces have structural integrity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7424/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/piranesi-the-imaginary-views-sep-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Academy Editions no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7423 A Victorian Maritime Album by Basil Greenhill A Victorian Maritime Album by Basil Greenhill, published by Patrick Stephens Limited in 1977, is a gloriously visual excursion into the world of Victorian ships, harbours, sailors and maritime machinery, from an age when Britain had an empire, the seas were crowded with sail and steam, and absolutely everything seemed to involve either coal, rope or a man with formidable side-whiskers. Basil Greenhill was one of Britain’s best-known maritime historians, and this book does exactly what the title promises: it presents the Victorian maritime world through a rich collection of images, illustrations and historical material, backed by commentary from someone who actually knew what all the complicated bits of a ship were called. The nineteenth century was an extraordinary period at sea. Sail did not simply disappear when steam arrived; instead the two overlapped for decades, producing an era of magnificent sailing ships, early steamers, naval experimentation, commercial expansion and some wonderfully impractical transitional vessels that seem to have been designed on the principle that if one propulsion system was good, several must be better. This is also the age of docks, shipyards, packet boats, ocean liners, fishing fleets, naval power and rapidly expanding global trade. Britain’s maritime infrastructure was enormous, noisy and absolutely essential to the economy, although probably less enjoyable if your particular role involved shovelling coal into a furnace in the middle of the Atlantic. The album format makes this especially appealing. Rather than presenting maritime history as an uninterrupted wall of text, Greenhill allows the photographs and illustrations to do much of the work. Ships, crews, ports and working scenes give the reader a direct visual connection with a world that otherwise risks becoming a collection of dates and tonnages. And what a photogenic world it was. Great sailing ships under towering rigs, paddle steamers belching smoke, crowded quaysides, naval vessels sitting magnificently at anchor and sailors posing with the expression of men who have just been told to remain perfectly still for far longer than they consider reasonable. The book also captures the astonishing scale of technological change during the Victorian period. Ships became larger, faster and more specialised. Iron replaced wood, steam increasingly challenged sail, and naval architecture advanced at a pace that would have seemed almost absurd only a generation earlier. Naturally, the Victorians responded to all this progress by building machines of terrifying complexity and then expecting people to operate them with gauges, levers and experience rather than computer diagnostics. For modern readers, A Victorian Maritime Album is particularly enjoyable because it combines technical history with social history. The ships matter, but so do the people who built them, sailed them, loaded them, repaired them and occasionally discovered that the sea was not remotely interested in the latest engineering improvements. Published in 1977, the book now has a mildly historical quality of its own. It comes from an era when serious illustrated transport books were built around proper captions, solid research and photographs selected because they were informative rather than because they looked good on a phone screen. A strong choice for readers interested in maritime history, Victorian Britain, ships, naval development, commercial shipping, industrial history or anyone who believes that old photographs of ships are almost always more interesting than photographs of modern office buildings. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. It has been around since 1977 and may show a little evidence of previous ownership, but remains a perfectly respectable survivor and requires considerably less maintenance than anything featured inside it. ISBN: 0850592399. A fascinating visual record of Britain’s Victorian maritime world, full of ships, steam, sail, dockyards and the sort of engineering optimism that assumed almost any problem could be solved by adding more iron. Sold by Crappy Old Books — keeping old maritime books afloat long after the ships themselves have gone for scrap. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7423/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-victorian-maritime-album-sep-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Patrick Stephens Limited 9780850592399 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7421 Emil Torday and the Art of the Congo 1900-1909 by John Mack Emil Torday and the Art of the Congo 1900-1909 by John Mack, published by British Museum Press in 1990, is the sort of book that begins with ethnography and art history and very quickly reminds you that museum collections often have biographies every bit as complicated as the objects inside them. Emil Torday was a Hungarian-born explorer and ethnographer who worked in Central Africa during the early years of the twentieth century, collecting objects, recording information and documenting communities in what was then the Belgian Congo. The material he gathered later became an important part of the British Museum’s African collections, making him one of those figures whose name tends to appear whenever the provenance of early ethnographic material is discussed in any depth. This book examines both Torday himself and the extraordinary range of objects associated with his expeditions. Masks, sculpture, textiles and ceremonial objects are considered not merely as decorative pieces, but as products of specific peoples, places and systems of belief. That matters, because African art spent far too long in European museums being displayed under labels so vague they might as well have read “Interesting Object From Somewhere Large”. John Mack’s study helps restore context, history and cultural meaning to material that was collected in an era when Europeans were often much better at removing things than explaining them. The period covered, 1900 to 1909, is particularly significant. This was the age of colonial expansion, ethnographic collecting and a rapidly growing European fascination with African material culture. It was also a period in which the power relationships surrounding collecting were anything but simple, and modern readers will inevitably approach the story with questions that earlier generations of museum visitors were less inclined to ask. The result is not merely a book about beautiful objects. It is also about how those objects travelled, who documented them, what information survived with them, and how museums came to possess the collections that now form part of the historical record. Published by the British Museum Press, the book has the reassuringly serious air of something produced by people who know exactly where an object came from, which accession number it has and probably which drawer it lived in during 1973. At the same time, it is highly visual material. The art of the Congo represented here is rich, technically sophisticated and culturally specific, and the photographs allow the objects to be appreciated as works in their own right rather than simply illustrations to an academic argument. For readers interested in African art, anthropology, museum history, colonial-era collecting, ethnography or the history of the Congo, this is a particularly useful volume. It also has obvious appeal to collectors of British Museum publications and exhibition catalogues, which have a habit of becoming unexpectedly desirable once they go out of print. There is also something inherently fascinating about books like this because they sit at the intersection of several subjects at once. Is it art? Anthropology? History? Exploration? Museum studies? The answer is basically yes, which is inconvenient for shelving but excellent for reading. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1990, it has now itself acquired a little historical distance, which seems appropriate for a book devoted to objects that had already travelled through several layers of history before it was written. ISBN: 9780714115948. An intelligent and visually rewarding study of Emil Torday’s work and the remarkable Congolese art associated with his collecting, offering both beautiful objects and the much more complicated stories behind them. Sold by Crappy Old Books — because sometimes the interesting bit is not just the object, but how on earth it ended up in the museum in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7421/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/emil-torday-and-the-art-of-the-congo-1900-1909-sep-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books British Museum Press 9780714115948 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7420 Among the Elephants by Iain and Oria Douglas-Hamilton Among the Elephants by Iain and Oria Douglas-Hamilton, published by Book Club Associates in 1975, is the story of life spent observing one of the largest, most intelligent and least conveniently portable animals on Earth. The Douglas-Hamiltons became closely associated with pioneering field research into African elephants, and this book grew out of years spent watching them at remarkably close quarters. Not simply counting animals from a safe distance, but following families, identifying individuals, recording behaviour and gradually discovering that elephants possess complicated social lives which make many human neighbourhoods look straightforward. The result is part wildlife study, part travel narrative and part account of scientific fieldwork conducted under conditions that generally did not include reliable Wi-Fi, air conditioning or a conveniently located coffee machine. Elephants turn out to be extremely good subjects for a book. They form strong family groups, communicate in sophisticated ways, remember individuals and places, care for their young and appear capable of an impressive range of moods. They are also several tons in weight and perfectly capable of reminding an overconfident researcher that the observational relationship is not entirely equal. The Douglas-Hamiltons write from direct experience, bringing the reader into the daily reality of studying wild elephants in East Africa: the long hours, the journeys, the patient watching and the slow accumulation of evidence that turns animals from anonymous shapes in the landscape into recognisable individuals with relationships, habits and histories. This was an important period in elephant research. In the 1960s and 1970s, long-term field studies were beginning to transform the way scientists understood animal behaviour. Instead of treating wildlife as interchangeable examples of a species, researchers increasingly followed individuals over time and discovered just how complex their lives could be. Naturally, there is also the unavoidable difficulty of conducting research on creatures capable of rearranging the landscape merely by deciding to have lunch. Anyone who has struggled to observe a garden bird through binoculars can perhaps appreciate that following elephants presents a slightly different logistical challenge. Published in 1975, Among the Elephants also captures a particular moment in conservation history, before the scale of later poaching crises became fully apparent to the wider public. The book therefore has value not only as an engaging wildlife account but as a record of how elephant research and conservation thinking were developing at the time. It should appeal to readers of natural history, African wildlife, conservation, animal behaviour and old-fashioned field research, particularly those who prefer their wildlife books written by people who actually spent years getting dusty rather than watching three minutes of footage before providing commentary from a studio. There is something wonderfully satisfying about a book built on patient observation. No satellite tracking maps appearing instantly on a screen, no drone quietly hovering overhead and no database automatically identifying every animal. Just notebooks, vehicles, binoculars, memory and the occasional enormous grey research subject wandering off because it has other plans. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1975, it has survived rather well for a book about animals capable of sitting on a Land Rover. No ISBN stated. A fascinating mixture of wildlife observation, scientific discovery and African field experience, written at a time when getting close to nature generally meant actually going outside. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where some books are heavy, but fortunately none of them weigh four tons. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7420/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/among-the-elephants-sep-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7419 Furtwangler - Die Grossen Interpreten by Roger Hauert and Bernard Gavoty Furtwangler - Die Grossen Interpreten by Roger Hauert and Bernard Gavoty, published by Verlag R. Kister in 1954, is a German-language study of Wilhelm Furtwängler, one of the towering and frequently debated conductors of the twentieth century. Furtwängler belonged to an age when conductors were expected to possess not merely technique but presence: the ability to walk onto a platform, raise a baton and persuade a hundred highly trained musicians that, for the next hour or two, they were all going to breathe at exactly the same moment. His reputation rests particularly on his interpretations of the great Austro-German repertoire, and his performances of composers such as Beethoven, Brahms, Bruckner and Wagner acquired almost legendary status. Recordings of Furtwängler are still listened to, discussed and compared by people who can spend an entire evening arguing about the tempo of a symphonic transition and regard this as an excellent use of time. This 1954 volume forms part of the Die Grossen Interpreten tradition of books devoted to major performers and interpreters. Rather than treating music simply as a collection of works on paper, books of this kind concentrate on the people who actually turned those notes into performances: conductors, instrumentalists and singers whose individual styles could make the same score sound completely different. Furtwängler is an especially suitable subject because his approach was intensely personal. His conducting was associated with flexibility, broad musical architecture and a willingness to allow a performance to breathe rather than proceed with the cheerful regularity of a metronome. To admirers this produced extraordinary depth and spontaneity. To anyone expecting every bar to arrive exactly where the stopwatch predicted, it could presumably be rather alarming. The historical background inevitably gives the subject additional weight. Furtwängler’s career stretched across one of the most turbulent periods in German history, and his decision to remain professionally active in Germany during the Nazi era has continued to generate discussion about music, politics, personal responsibility and the difficult position of artists working under dictatorships. It is a reminder that cultural history rarely has the decency to remain simple. Published in 1954, the year of Furtwängler’s death, this book also has the particular interest of being contemporary with the final period of his career. It is therefore not a retrospective assessment written generations later, but a piece of musical publishing produced when Furtwängler was still very much part of the living musical world. The book is in German, which will either make it considerably more authentic or considerably less readable depending on your linguistic abilities. For German-speaking readers, music students and collectors, this adds to its appeal. For everyone else, there is always the traditional method of recognising the words “Beethoven”, “Berlin” and “Orchester” and proceeding confidently from there. There is something pleasingly appropriate about a 1950s German book devoted to one of the great German conductors. No glossy streaming recommendations, no algorithmically generated “Essential Furtwängler” playlist and no comments section underneath arguing that somebody else conducted the Ninth better. Just print, photographs, musical history and the expectation that the reader might actually sit down and pay attention. Condition: Good. A sound vintage copy showing normal signs of age and handling appropriate to a book published in 1954. It has now survived long enough to become an historical object in its own right, which is considerably easier than conducting the Berlin Philharmonic. Language: German. No ISBN stated. An appealing item for collectors of classical music books, conducting history, German-language music literature, Furtwängler enthusiasts, or anyone who believes that choosing between different recordings of Beethoven is a perfectly legitimate way to lose an afternoon. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even the conductors are old, the books are older, and nobody insists that you clap between movements. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7419/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/furtwangler-jul-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Verlag R Kister no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7418 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart by Geza Rech Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart by Geza Rech, published by Deutscher Kunstverlag in 1978, is a German-language study of one of the very few composers whose name is recognised even by people who would struggle to identify a sonata if it landed on the kitchen table. Mozart has, of course, become one of those cultural figures who has escaped the confines of music history and entered general civilisation. Child prodigy, court musician, prolific composer, financial worrier, traveller, letter-writer and eventual occupant of the inconvenient category “genius who died young”, he has been admired, mythologised, dramatised and repeatedly turned into evidence that somebody else’s child is not practising the piano hard enough. This volume looks at Mozart from a German-speaking cultural perspective and is very much a book for readers interested not simply in the famous tunes but in the man, his times, his career and the world of eighteenth-century European music in which he worked. Published by Deutscher Kunstverlag, it has the serious, cultivated feel of a continental art and culture book from the period: the sort of volume that assumes the reader is perfectly capable of concentrating for more than thirty seconds without the assistance of flashing graphics or somebody announcing “five amazing facts about Mozart you won’t believe”. The book is entirely in German, which is important to mention because this is either an advantage or a fairly significant obstacle depending on how you got on at school. For German speakers, students, collectors and readers with an interest in Mozart, it offers a period treatment of the composer in his own broader cultural sphere. For everyone else, it may provide an excellent opportunity to discover just how much German musical terminology one can recognise through determination alone. Mozart himself remains endlessly fascinating because his music can sound effortless while having been created by someone whose actual life was anything but. Behind the elegant melodies lies a career involving relentless travel, patronage, professional rivalry, difficult finances and the awkward necessity of earning a living while simultaneously producing some of the most enduring music ever written. There is also something pleasingly appropriate about reading about Mozart in German. English-language readers sometimes encounter him at a slight historical distance, but German places, institutions and vocabulary sit much closer to the cultural landscape in which his life unfolded. Published in 1978, this book is now itself a period object, dating from an era when serious music publishing still expected readers to sit down with a proper book, preferably somewhere quiet, and spend time with the subject rather than merely adding a playlist called “Classical for Focus”. It should appeal to Mozart enthusiasts, classical music collectors, German-language readers, students of European cultural history, and anyone who likes older art and music books with rather more dignity than their modern descendants. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. It has clearly survived several decades with considerably less drama than Mozart himself managed in thirty-five years. Language: German. No ISBN stated. A handsome and interesting period study of Mozart for readers who prefer their classical music accompanied by history, scholarship and the occasional need for a dictionary. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even the foreign-language books are perfectly understandable once you accept that you may not understand all of them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7418/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wolfgang-amadeus-mozartsep-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Deutscher Kunstverlag no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7417 Cars - The Old Classics - From the Early Days to 1945 by Andrew Whyte Cars - The Old Classics - From the Early Days to 1945 by Andrew Whyte, published by Treasure Press in 1985, is a celebration of the motor car before it became a sealed plastic appliance full of computers, warning lights and mysterious electronic systems that require a laptop to explain why the boot will not open. This is the era of proper old machinery: brass lamps, running boards, enormous radiators, exposed spare wheels, wooden dashboards, leather straps and steering wheels apparently borrowed from small ships. Cars were not yet designed by committees worrying about cup holders and infotainment screens. They were mechanical objects first and foremost, and frequently looked as though they might require both courage and a spanner simply to get to the shops. Andrew Whyte takes the story from the pioneering days of motoring through to 1945, covering the remarkable transformation of the car from experimental contraption to established part of everyday life. Along the way came some of the great names and great shapes of motoring history, from fragile early machines that seemed barely convinced by the idea of forward motion to the elegant touring cars, sports cars and luxury monsters of the inter-war years. It was also a time when motoring itself was an adventure. Roads were poorer, breakdowns were normal and motorists were expected to possess at least some idea of what was happening under the bonnet. Calling a roadside assistance service because the dashboard displayed an orange symbol shaped vaguely like a tap was not yet an option. The book is particularly enjoyable for anyone who appreciates that old cars had personality partly because many of them were slightly inconvenient. Starting procedures could resemble religious ceremonies, brakes were occasionally more philosophical than practical, and weather protection sometimes consisted of optimism and a folding piece of canvas. Yet this was the period in which much of modern motoring was invented. Engineering improved at astonishing speed, manufacturers experimented with layouts and materials, and cars moved from novelty to necessity while acquiring an extraordinary variety of designs along the way. Before standardisation made everything increasingly sensible, manufacturers were apparently allowed to have ideas. Cars - The Old Classics captures that mixture of innovation, elegance and mechanical eccentricity. It is the sort of book in which one can happily admire machinery without needing to understand every technical detail, while enthusiasts can enjoy identifying marques, models and design features from an age when even an ordinary family car could be instantly recognisable from fifty yards away. Published in 1985, the book now has an additional layer of nostalgia of its own. It was produced at a time when many pre-war cars were already considered classics but were still considerably closer to living memory. Some readers buying this book new may have remembered seeing the later cars on the road when they were ordinary transport rather than objects appearing behind velvet ropes at heritage events. It should appeal to classic-car enthusiasts, motoring historians, collectors of transport books and anyone who believes cars became marginally less interesting once manufacturers stopped fitting external horns large enough to frighten livestock. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with the normal signs of age and handling expected from a book published in 1985. It has survived better than a considerable number of the cars it depicts and, unlike most veteran machinery, should not require oil, batteries or several hours of swearing before use. ISBN: 1850510652. A pleasing survey of the early decades of motoring, from the days when simply making a car move was impressive through to 1945, by which point the basic idea had clearly caught on. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the classics are old, the books are older than they look, and none of them require an MOT. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7417/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cars-the-old-classics-sep-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Treasure Press 9781850510659 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7416 Cats Tales by Gyles Brandreth Cats Tales by Gyles Brandreth, published by Robson Books in 1986, is a book devoted to that most ancient, elegant and completely ungovernable of domestic companions: the cat. Brandreth brings together feline stories, observations, anecdotes and assorted cat-related curiosities with the sort of wit you would expect from a man who has spent much of his career turning apparently ordinary subjects into something considerably more entertaining than they have any right to be. Cats, of course, are ideal material. Dogs may love you. Horses may tolerate you. Cats prefer to establish a complicated administrative relationship in which you provide accommodation, catering and heating while they retain full executive control. This book celebrates that arrangement. Expect tales of eccentric cats, devoted owners, famous felines, improbable behaviour and the peculiar ways in which human beings repeatedly convince themselves that they own an animal which plainly regards them as junior household staff. Published in the mid-1980s, Cats Tales also has the agreeable feel of a pre-internet curiosity book. This was a time when amusing cat material had to be collected, written down and physically printed rather than appearing every six seconds in a video with captions and jaunty music. There is something almost heroic about that now. Brandreth’s style suits the subject well: light, clever, anecdotal and just serious enough to suggest that cats may, in fact, have been running civilisation from the background for several thousand years while allowing humans to think otherwise. It is the sort of book that can be read from beginning to end or dipped into at random, rather like a biscuit tin, although considerably less likely to contain crumbs. A good choice for cat lovers, humour readers, collectors of animal books, admirers of Gyles Brandreth, or anyone who has ever opened a door for a cat only for it to remain exactly where it was and stare at them with quiet contempt. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1986, it has survived long enough to become a period item in its own right, while cats themselves remain essentially unchanged and continue to regard the entire matter with indifference. ISBN: 0860514064. A pleasantly eccentric little book about one of humanity’s most successful long-term arrangements: pretending cats are pets while providing them with rent-free accommodation. Sold by Crappy Old Books — because some books are about history, some about science, and some about small furry creatures who believe your house belongs to them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7416/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cats-tales-sep-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robson Books 9780860514060 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7415 Tales from Shakespeare by Charles and Mary Lamb Tales from Shakespeare by Charles and Mary Lamb, published by T. C. & E. C. Jack in 1905, is one of those books created to solve a problem that has troubled generations of readers: Shakespeare is important, magnificent and culturally unavoidable, but occasionally one would quite like somebody to explain what on earth is going on. Charles and Mary Lamb first produced these prose retellings of Shakespeare’s plays for younger readers, turning the plots into straightforward narrative while preserving much of the drama, character and atmosphere. The result is essentially Shakespeare with the stage directions, Elizabethan wordplay and prolonged uncertainty over who is pretending to be whom temporarily removed. Here you encounter kings, lovers, villains, fools, ghosts, mistaken identities, murders, shipwrecks and people making spectacularly poor decisions for reasons that would have been solved in five minutes if anybody had simply had an honest conversation. The Lambs’ great achievement was to make Shakespeare approachable without reducing him to a collection of summaries. These are proper literary retellings, written with elegance and respect for the originals, but designed for readers who may not yet feel ready to charge directly into five acts of blank verse armed only with a school dictionary and optimism. There is also something wonderfully Victorian and Edwardian about the whole enterprise. Children were apparently expected to become acquainted with Hamlet, Macbeth, King Lear, Othello and assorted other disasters before bedtime, presumably so that later life would come as less of a surprise. Published in 1905, this edition belongs to an age when handsome literary books were still produced for ordinary reading rather than merely for occupying shelves in television period dramas. It has now survived well over a century, which makes it considerably older than most of the people who have been forced to study Shakespeare and quite possibly more cheerful about the experience. For modern readers, Tales from Shakespeare remains genuinely useful. It provides a clear route into the plots and characters, whether you are returning to Shakespeare after years away, encountering him for the first time, or simply trying to remember whether it was Viola, Rosalind or somebody else who spent most of the story disguised as a man. It is also an appealing piece of literary history in its own right. Charles and Mary Lamb were major figures in the literary world of their day, and their Shakespeare stories became enormously influential, remaining in print in countless editions for more than two centuries. Condition: Good. This is a genuine 1905 copy and shows the normal signs of age, handling and continued existence expected of a book that has made it through two world wars, several monarchs and generations of schoolchildren. It remains a sound and attractive old copy, which is more than can be said for many things published last year. No ISBN, naturally. In 1905 books were allowed to exist without machine-readable identification and somehow civilisation continued. A charming early twentieth-century edition for collectors of Shakespeare, classic children’s literature, literary adaptations, antique books or anyone who likes their tragedy concentrated into manageable prose. Sold by Crappy Old Books — helping old books survive long enough to become more historically interesting than the people who first bought them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7415/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tales-from-shakespear-sep-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books TC and EC Jack no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7414 Steam Picket Boats by NBJ Stapleton Steam Picket Boats by N. B. J. Stapleton, published by Terence Dalton Limited in 1980, is a wonderfully specialised book about a wonderfully specialised class of naval craft: the small steam-powered picket boats that spent decades doing the sort of useful, unglamorous work without which large warships would have been considerably less impressive. These were not the great battleships that dominated postcards and recruiting posters. Picket boats were the smaller working craft: carrying officers and men, patrolling harbours, acting as tenders, towing, ferrying, communicating and generally doing all the jobs that become absolutely essential once somebody has built a fleet of enormous ships and then discovered that those ships cannot conveniently pop ashore for milk. Stapleton traces the development and use of these compact steam vessels, looking at their design, machinery, service and place within the Royal Navy. It is the sort of maritime history that concentrates on the practical hardware rather than admirals staring meaningfully at charts, and is all the better for it. There is something especially appealing about naval auxiliary craft because they tend to survive in history only at the edges of photographs. A battleship occupies ninety per cent of the picture while, somewhere near the bottom, a small boat is actually carrying everybody to it. Steam Picket Boats gives those small boats their turn in the foreground. For anyone interested in marine engineering, the book also offers the pleasures of steam machinery on a manageable scale. Boilers, engines, hull forms and working arrangements all mattered enormously when a small vessel might be expected to operate daily in crowded naval waters with no computer diagnostics and very little tolerance for somebody saying, “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” The subject also belongs to an age when navies required astonishing numbers of specialised boats for jobs that today might be performed by launches with diesel engines, radios and considerably fewer polished brass fittings. In the steam era, even a relatively modest harbour craft could contain enough pipes, valves and machinery to keep a mechanically minded person happily occupied for years. Published by Terence Dalton, a firm well known for serious maritime and local-history titles, this is very much a book for readers who enjoy proper niche history. It does not attempt to pretend that steam picket boats changed civilisation. Instead, it documents them carefully because they existed, they mattered, and somebody sensibly realised that if nobody wrote the details down they would eventually disappear into the great historical category of “small boat visible in background”. It should appeal to naval historians, steam enthusiasts, ship modellers, marine engineers, Royal Navy collectors and anyone with the admirable habit of becoming fascinated by things most people have never heard of. Condition: Good. A sound used copy with normal signs of age and handling. Published in 1980, it has now reached the age where it is itself beginning to qualify as maritime history, although fortunately it requires rather less maintenance than an actual steam launch. ISBN: 0900963638. A pleasingly obscure and informative title about the workhorses of the naval steam age, ideal for anyone who thinks the smaller boats are often more interesting than the enormous ones getting all the attention. Sold by Crappy Old Books — specialists in books on subjects you did not realise you were interested in until approximately thirty seconds ago. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7414/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/steam-picket-boats-sep-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Terence Dalton Limited 9780900963636 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7413 Sailing Boats by Uffa Fox Sailing Boats by Uffa Fox, published by Newnes in 1959, is the sort of book produced when sailing was still expected to involve ropes, judgement, weather, varnish, practical knowledge and occasionally being shouted at by somebody wearing a cap. Uffa Fox was one of the great names in twentieth-century yacht and dinghy design: innovative, energetic and possessed of the sort of confidence usually associated with people who have spent enough time around boats to assume that most problems can be solved with timber, canvas, ingenuity and a slightly alarming willingness to experiment. This book is a broad introduction to sailing boats and the ideas behind them, covering the form, handling and character of different types of craft in an era before fibreglass took over everything and every marina began to look as though it had been stocked from the same enormous mould. There is particular pleasure in reading a sailing book from 1959 because the assumptions are wonderfully different. Boats are things to understand rather than merely own. The reader is expected to know what bits of them are called, why they are shaped the way they are and what might happen if one neglects something important at exactly the wrong moment. Fox writes from a period when sailing design was changing rapidly, but still had one foot firmly in the traditional world of wooden construction, craftsmanship and accumulated seamanship. The result is a fascinating mixture of old knowledge and modern thinking, much of which still makes perfect sense and some of which now feels like advice transmitted from a slightly tougher species of human being. There is also something reassuringly direct about older sailing books. They tend not to spend forty pages discussing lifestyle branding, marina restaurants or the correct shade of deck cushion. The boat itself is the interesting thing: how it sails, why it sails, how it behaves and whether it is likely to remain pointing in approximately the intended direction. For anyone interested in sailing history, traditional boat design, small craft or the development of recreational sailing, this is a particularly appealing period piece. It is also a reminder that Uffa Fox was not merely a designer but one of the great popularisers of sailing, capable of making technical ideas seem practical rather than forbidding. A useful book for sailors, model makers, marine historians, wooden-boat enthusiasts and anyone who enjoys old technical books in which the author assumes the reader might actually go outside and do something with the information. Condition: Good. A sound vintage copy with normal signs of age and use. It has been around since 1959, so expecting absolute perfection would be slightly unreasonable. Expect the usual evidence of handling and shelf life, but nothing inconsistent with a book that has survived more than six decades without being dropped overboard. No ISBN, because in 1959 the publishing industry had not yet decided that every book required a thirteen-digit identity number before being allowed out in public. A characterful old sailing book by one of the most important British yacht designers of the twentieth century, and rather more interesting than many modern manuals containing approximately twelve pages of useful information padded out with photographs of expensive sunglasses. Sold by Crappy Old Books — keeping old books afloat long after lesser paperbacks have quietly sunk without trace. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7413/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sailing-boats-sep-2026.jpg 2.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Newnes no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7411 Robert Doisneau by Jean Claude Gautrand Robert Doisneau by Jean-Claude Gautrand, published by Taschen in 2003, is a compact celebration of one of the great photographers of twentieth-century France: a man who somehow managed to make ordinary streets, ordinary people and ordinary moments look considerably more interesting than most of us manage in real life. Doisneau is best known for his black-and-white photographs of Paris and its inhabitants: children, lovers, workers, musicians, drinkers, eccentrics, passers-by and people apparently doing absolutely nothing, but doing it in a sufficiently French manner to make it worthy of permanent photographic record. This Taschen volume brings together a broad selection of his work and places it in the context of his life and career. Jean-Claude Gautrand provides the accompanying text, while the photographs do most of the persuasive work themselves. Doisneau had a remarkable ability to catch humour, tenderness, absurdity and melancholy in scenes that another photographer might simply have walked past on the way to lunch. His photographs helped create the romantic visual mythology of post-war Paris: cobbled streets, cafés, schoolchildren, bicycles, kisses, old men, stray dogs and citizens apparently surviving perfectly well without smartphones, high-visibility jackets or twenty-four-hour notifications. Naturally, the Paris in these photographs was not quite as effortlessly charming as nostalgia would have us believe. People were still cold, poor, tired, late for work and occasionally miserable. Doisneau simply had the useful artistic habit of noticing when all of that happened to arrange itself into a good photograph. There is also something rather refreshing about a photographer whose work relied upon being physically present in the world and paying attention to it. No filters, no endless retakes, no enormous digital archive containing 4,000 nearly identical images of brunch. Just film, timing, observation and the occasional piece of extraordinary luck. Taschen’s art and photography books have a knack for making serious subjects accessible without requiring the reader to remortgage the house for a vast museum catalogue, and this is a particularly approachable introduction to Doisneau’s work. It is equally suitable for someone already interested in photography or for anyone who simply likes looking at images of a Paris that now exists partly in reality and partly in collective imagination. A good choice for photographers, Francophiles, Paris enthusiasts, students of twentieth-century visual culture, collectors of Taschen books, or anyone wishing to demonstrate that they appreciate fine art while actually enjoying themselves. Condition: Very Good. A clean and well-preserved copy with only light signs of previous ownership and handling. In other words, it has been looked at rather than used as structural reinforcement beneath a collapsing wardrobe. ISBN: 9783822816127. 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This is a vintage Pelican study of education and the ideas, institutions and purposes surrounding it, written at a time when Britain was busy reconsidering what schools were actually for, who should have access to what sort of education, and whether the whole population might conceivably benefit from being taught things. Radical stuff. As with many Pelicans of the period, this was not intended as a decorative object for a fashionable coffee table. It was cheap, serious, accessible publishing for people who wanted to know something about the world without first enrolling at Oxford. The famous blue-spined Pelican series cheerfully tackled economics, politics, psychology, science, sociology and practically anything else that could be explained in a few hundred densely printed pages. Education is very much part of that tradition. Read today, a 1961 book on education inevitably has another layer of interest. It comes from a Britain of grammar schools, secondary moderns, expanding universities, post-war optimism and formidable committees producing reports about the nation’s children. Some ideas will feel surprisingly familiar; others may remind the reader that sixty-five years is quite a long time in educational policy, even if governments continue enthusiastically rediscovering many of the same problems. There is also something rather appealing about an era in which Penguin apparently assumed ordinary members of the public might voluntarily buy a paperback called Education, take it home, read it, and form considered opinions. Today we would presumably require a six-part podcast, an accompanying TikTok controversy and someone shouting about it on television. A good piece of social and educational history, therefore, as well as a useful example of classic Pelican publishing. Ideal for teachers, educational historians, collectors of old Penguins and Pelicans, students of post-war Britain, or anyone who enjoys discovering what intelligent people were worrying about in 1961. Condition: Fair. This is an old working paperback rather than a pristine collector’s trophy. Expect the normal evidence that it has survived since 1961: wear, ageing and the assorted indignities inflicted upon inexpensive paperbacks over more than six decades. It remains, however, a perfectly respectable survivor and has achieved something many educational theories have not: it is still here. No ISBN, because in 1961 books were apparently expected to manage without one. Sold by Crappy Old Books — rescuing perfectly good old books from a world increasingly convinced that everything worth knowing was invented last Tuesday. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7409/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/education-sep-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican no GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7407 Bunny - The Real Story of Playboy by Russell Miller Bunny – The Real Story of Playboy (1985) by Russell Miller There are publishing empires built on literature, journalism and sober public service, and then there was Playboy, which somehow managed to combine serious interviews, fiction, consumer aspiration, sexual revolution and an extraordinary quantity of strategically positioned furniture into one of the most recognisable brands of the twentieth century. Russell Miller’s Bunny – The Real Story of Playboy takes a decidedly less airbrushed look at the rise of Hugh Hefner’s empire, tracing the people, money, ambitions and peculiar corporate culture behind the famous rabbit-head logo. Published by Corgi in 1985, this is not a glossy celebration of the magazine so much as an investigation into how Playboy became an enormous cultural and commercial phenomenon. At the centre, inevitably, is Hugh Hefner: publisher, self-created icon and man who managed to turn wearing pyjamas during office hours into something resembling a business philosophy. From the launch of Playboy in 1953, Hefner built a brand that sold not merely a magazine but an entire idea of modern male sophistication—jazz, cocktails, hi-fi equipment, modern furniture, expensive watches and, somewhere in the vicinity, women who had apparently mislaid several items of clothing. Miller looks beyond the mythology to the machinery underneath. Playboy grew into far more than a magazine, expanding into clubs, hotels, casinos, television, merchandising and a carefully engineered lifestyle brand. The famous Playboy Clubs, staffed by Bunnies in elaborate costumes and governed by rules which could probably have qualified as a minor branch of civil administration, became symbols of an era fascinated by glamour, permissiveness and conspicuous consumption. But the story was never quite as carefree as the publicity suggested. Behind the parties, mansions and celebrity photographs were corporate struggles, personal tensions, financial risks and changing public attitudes. By the 1970s and 1980s, the cultural landscape that had helped make Playboy revolutionary was changing, competition was growing, and the empire had to confront the awkward possibility that yesterday’s daring modernity might eventually become tomorrow’s slightly embarrassing period décor. Miller is particularly interested in the gap between the public image and the private organisation. Playboy sold freedom, pleasure and sophistication, but running a global commercial empire apparently still required accountants, lawyers, managers, contracts and meetings—proof that even the sexual revolution eventually ends up needing somebody from Finance. The book also captures something of the wider social history surrounding Playboy. The magazine became entangled with debates about censorship, feminism, sexual freedom, consumerism and changing attitudes towards relationships and morality. Admirers saw liberation and sophistication; critics saw exploitation and commodification. Quite often, both sides were looking at exactly the same centrefold. Whatever one thinks of Hefner or the magazine, Playboy’s cultural influence is difficult to deny. It published major writers, conducted lengthy interviews with politicians, artists and intellectuals, helped shape popular attitudes to sexuality, and created one of the most successful brand identities of the post-war period. It also demonstrated that a man could spend decades insisting people bought the magazine for the articles and somehow keep a straight face. Russell Miller approaches the subject as a journalist rather than a court historian, making this particularly appealing to readers interested in the business and personalities behind the legend rather than simply another nostalgic tour of the Playboy Mansion. The result is part biography, part corporate history and part examination of an extraordinary slice of twentieth-century popular culture. This copy is in Good condition, with the expected signs of age and previous reading associated with a paperback published in 1985. It remains a solid, presentable copy and, unlike certain other Playboy-related publications, can be left openly on the coffee table without requiring an elaborate explanation when visitors arrive. A fascinating account for readers interested in Hugh Hefner, Playboy, media history, publishing, twentieth-century social change or the remarkable ability of a small cartoon rabbit to become an international commercial symbol. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the articles are genuinely what we are interested in. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7407/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bunny-aug-2026.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552126557 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7406 The Spirit Stone by Katharine Kerr The Spirit Stone (2008) by Katharine Kerr There are fantasy novels in which a reluctant young person discovers a magical object, goes on a brisk adventure and returns home in time for tea. Katharine Kerr’s The Spirit Stone is not especially interested in making things that simple. This is Deverry, where reincarnation, sorcery, ancient grudges, political scheming and several centuries of unfinished business have all been allowed to accumulate until even the dead seem to have paperwork outstanding. Published by HarperVoyager in 2008, The Spirit Stone forms part of Kerr’s enormous and richly developed Deverry sequence, the Celtic-flavoured fantasy saga she began back in the 1980s and apparently decided should contain enough history to make several actual kingdoms feel inadequately documented. This volume belongs to the later Silver Wyrm sequence, so newcomers should be warned that there is quite a lot of world already in existence before they arrive. The Deverry books are particularly known for their use of reincarnation. Characters die, are reborn generations later and then discover that destiny has retained copies of all the relevant correspondence. Loves, betrayals, debts and mistakes can therefore follow people across lifetimes, which is impressive commitment even by fantasy standards. Most of us can barely remember why we walked into the kitchen; Kerr’s characters may be dealing with something they did three hundred years ago. In The Spirit Stone, ancient magical forces and the long history of Deverry continue to converge as the boundaries between the ordinary world and the supernatural become increasingly troublesome. Sorcery, spirits and the mysterious dweomer remain central, while political rivalries and personal loyalties ensure that nobody gets the luxury of dealing with only one crisis at a time. Kerr’s world owes much of its atmosphere to Celtic mythology without simply transplanting familiar legends onto a fantasy map. Deverry has its own cultures, language, history and social order, filled with warriors, nobles, sorcerers, travelling folk and beings considerably less human than they initially appear. There are dragons too, because after several thousand pages of dynastic conflict and metaphysical complications, adding dragons is practically an act of restraint. One of the pleasures of the series is that magic rarely functions as a convenient button marked “solve problem”. The dweomer has rules, consequences and philosophical baggage, and those who practise it are expected to understand rather more than how to wave their hands dramatically at inconvenient people. Supernatural power comes tangled with morality, destiny and responsibility—three things fantasy heroes generally discover are much heavier than swords. The result is fantasy on the grand scale: layered, historical and populated by characters whose problems may have begun before their present incarnation was born. Readers already familiar with Deverry will find another substantial instalment in Kerr’s long-running tapestry, while adventurous newcomers can certainly enter here provided they accept that everyone else may occasionally seem to know something they don’t. This copy is in Good condition, showing the normal signs of previous ownership expected from a book that has presumably travelled rather less dramatically than its characters. It remains a solid reading copy, ready for another expedition into Deverry without requiring a reincarnation first. An appealing volume for collectors of Katharine Kerr, HarperVoyager fantasy, Celtic-inspired fiction and large sagas in which history refuses to remain safely in the past. Also ideal for anyone who feels a trilogy is simply not enough commitment and would prefer a fantasy series capable of becoming a long-term domestic arrangement. 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Foot’s SOE in France is one of the classic histories of British clandestine operations in occupied France during the Second World War. Originally produced as an official history, the work examines the organisation, agents, networks, successes, disasters and occasional spectacular acts of courage associated with SOE’s French operations. This 2005 Whitehall History Publishing edition brings back a work that has long been regarded as essential reading on the subject. SOE agents were sent into France to organise resistance groups, gather intelligence, sabotage railways and factories, arrange weapons drops, transmit information back to Britain and generally make life as inconvenient as possible for the occupying forces. This involved a remarkable mixture of bravery, improvisation, bureaucracy and extraordinary risk. A railway could be blown up in a matter of minutes; obtaining the correct paperwork to explain why someone wanted explosives in the first place was presumably another matter altogether. Foot does not treat the story as straightforward wartime adventure. The history of SOE in France includes brilliant successes but also betrayal, infiltration, incompetence, personality clashes and catastrophic failures of security. Entire networks were penetrated by the Germans, agents were captured, and wireless operators in particular faced terrifying odds. The romantic image of the secret agent therefore has to share the page with the rather less romantic realities of faulty communications, suspicious neighbours, missing containers, compromised codes and the Gestapo. One of the strengths of the book is precisely this refusal to turn clandestine warfare into uncomplicated legend. SOE was staffed by extraordinary people, but it was also an organisation created rapidly in wartime and therefore capable of the same confusion, rivalry and administrative eccentricity found in almost any large institution—except that most office mistakes do not normally result in somebody being parachuted into a field near Limoges carrying several thousand francs and a Sten gun. The French Resistance itself emerges as equally complex. There was no single neat organisation waiting obediently for instructions from London. Resistance groups varied enormously in politics, objectives, discipline and effectiveness, and relations between London, de Gaulle’s supporters, local networks and other Allied organisations could become decidedly complicated. Fighting Nazi occupation was apparently not sufficient reason for everyone involved to stop arguing with one another. Yet beneath the operational detail lies an extraordinary record of individual courage. Men and women crossed occupied Europe using forged papers, lived under assumed identities, transmitted radio messages while German direction-finding teams searched for them, organised sabotage and sometimes continued working even when they knew their networks had been compromised. Many did not return. Foot’s account ensures that their achievements are recorded without turning them into cardboard heroes. For readers interested in the Second World War, espionage, intelligence history, the French Resistance, clandestine warfare or the administrative art of organising highly dangerous activities from offices in London, SOE in France remains a substantial and authoritative study. It is detailed, scholarly and considerably more complicated than the traditional version in which somebody in a beret cycles past a German checkpoint carrying explosives disguised as baguettes. This copy is in As New condition, making it particularly attractive for anyone wanting a clean, well-preserved copy rather than one that appears to have accompanied an agent through several safe houses and an unfortunate encounter with the Wehrmacht. A serious and important history of one of Britain’s most remarkable wartime organisations, written by one of the foremost historians of SOE and intelligence operations. Ideal for military historians, espionage enthusiasts and anyone who has ever suspected that the phrase “special operations” generally means somebody is about to have an extremely complicated evening. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the resistance is ongoing, although mostly against shelf space and rising postage costs. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7405/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/soe-in-france-aug-2026.jpg 48.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Whitehall History Publishing 9780714655284 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7404 John Griersons Scotland by Forsyth Hardy John Grierson’s Scotland (1979) by Forsyth Hardy Before television documentaries became an endless parade of celebrities wandering around places while pretending to discover them, there was John Grierson: stern, purposeful, Scottish, and possessed of the radical idea that documentary film might actually be about something. John Grierson’s Scotland, written by Forsyth Hardy and published by The Ramsay Head Press in 1979, looks at Grierson’s relationship with Scotland and the documentary tradition he helped to shape. Grierson is generally credited with doing more than almost anyone to establish documentary film as a serious form of communication, education and social observation, rather than merely pointing a camera at something interesting and hoping for the best. Born in Scotland in 1898, Grierson became one of the great pioneers of documentary cinema, famously helping to develop the British documentary movement during the inter-war years. His films and productions frequently concerned ordinary working people, industry, public institutions and national life—the sort of subjects that could easily have been desperately dull in less capable hands, but which Grierson believed were worthy of being recorded with seriousness and dignity. Forsyth Hardy was particularly well placed to write about him. A Scottish film critic, writer and cultural figure in his own right, Hardy knew Grierson and had previously written extensively about his life and work. This volume therefore isn’t simply somebody arriving decades later with a notebook and several library cards; it comes from a writer closely connected with the world Grierson inhabited. As the title suggests, the emphasis here is specifically Scottish. The book explores the landscapes, communities, industries and people that helped shape Grierson’s outlook, along with his contribution to Scottish film and cultural life. Expect fishing boats, factories, working communities, public service and considerably fewer romantic Highlanders standing moodily beside lochs than conventional representations of Scotland might lead you to expect. There is something distinctly Griersonian about the whole enterprise. Scotland here is not presented merely as scenery to be admired through a coach window but as a functioning society populated by people who actually work, build things, catch things, make things and occasionally have opinions about how the country ought to be run. In other words, rather inconveniently, real people. For anyone interested in documentary cinema, Scottish cultural history, British film, broadcasting or the development of twentieth-century visual journalism, this is a particularly appealing volume. It also provides a reminder of an era when documentary makers apparently believed their job was to explain the world rather than spend twenty minutes telling viewers what they were about to explain after the adverts. This copy is in Good condition, with the ordinary signs of age and previous ownership expected of a book published in 1979. It remains a solid, presentable copy of an interesting and comparatively specialised work from The Ramsay Head Press. A worthwhile addition to any collection concerned with John Grierson, documentary filmmaking, Scottish cinema or twentieth-century cultural history—and considerably cheaper than establishing your own national film movement from scratch. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where Scotland is documented thoroughly, although occasionally without dramatic aerial footage and melancholy fiddle music. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7404/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/john-griersons-scotland-aug-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Ramsay Head Press 9780902859524 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7403 More Autumn Leaves - An Aftermath by Uncle William and Aunt Jane Mitchell More Autumn Leaves – An Aftermath (1906) by Uncle William and Aunt Jane Mitchell There are books written for the public, books written for posterity, and then there are books which appear to have been written because Uncle William and Aunt Jane had something further to say and their nephews and nieces were not going to escape quite that easily. More Autumn Leaves – An Aftermath, dating from 1906, is one of those wonderfully mysterious survivors from the Edwardian age which seems less like a conventional commercial publication and more like a family artefact that somehow wandered out into the wider world. Exactly how widely it was originally distributed is uncertain, but the presentation strongly suggests something personal or privately produced, perhaps intended by “Uncle William and Aunt Jane Mitchell” for their “dear nephews and nieces”. If so, this was family communication conducted properly: not a hurried postcard, Christmas circular or group message, but an actual leather-bound book. Modern relatives who think a thumbs-up emoji constitutes maintaining family ties may wish to reconsider their standards. The splendidly autumnal title also suggests that this is a continuation or sequel of sorts—an “aftermath” of earlier leaves, memories or observations—although, like many privately produced books of the period, it arrives with rather less bibliographical assistance than a modern bookseller might ideally desire. No ISBN, naturally, no obvious publishing empire demanding recognition, and apparently little concern that anyone 120 years later might want convenient catalogue data. Edwardian people were inconsiderate like that. What it does possess is character. Books of this sort can be far more intriguing than mass-produced volumes precisely because they occupy the hazy territory between literature, memoir, family history and keepsake. They were often made in small numbers, sometimes solely for relatives and friends, which means that every surviving copy feels slightly as though it has escaped from somebody else’s drawing room. There is something rather charming about encountering a book addressed to people who presumably knew exactly who Uncle William and Aunt Jane were, while the rest of us are left peering through the historical curtains. This copy is in Good condition, with an attractive leather binding showing the expected signs of age and wear. It has plainly lived a life, but then anything made in 1906 that still looks completely untouched should probably be treated with suspicion. The wear gives it precisely the sort of gently battered dignity one wants from an old family volume: respectable, venerable and evidently acquainted with shelves, hands and the passage of an unreasonable number of decades. An unusual and potentially scarce piece of Edwardian family printing, therefore, particularly appealing to collectors of privately published books, genealogical material, family memoirs and miscellaneous historical curiosities which stubbornly refuse to fit into a convenient category. It may not reveal immediately who Uncle William and Aunt Jane Mitchell were, but they clearly expected their nephews and nieces to remember them—and, more than a century later, their book is still doing its bit. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where obscure Edwardian relatives are welcomed even when they arrive without an ISBN, a publisher, or any explanation whatsoever. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7403/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/more-autumn-leaves-aug-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books unknown no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7402 In Love and War by Jim Stockdale and Sybil Stockdale In Love and War by Jim Stockdale and Sybil Stockdale is the extraordinary joint memoir of a marriage conducted, for several appalling years, with one partner imprisoned in North Vietnam and the other attempting to keep a family together in America while simultaneously discovering that being a dutifully quiet Navy wife was no longer an adequate response to events. It is, in other words, a love story with rather more torture, diplomacy, military bureaucracy and international politics than is generally considered desirable. James Stockdale was a senior US naval aviator when his aircraft was shot down over North Vietnam in 1965. Captured and badly injured, he became one of the highest-ranking American prisoners of war in Hanoi and spent more than seven years in captivity. Much of that time involved isolation, interrogation, torture and the constant effort to maintain discipline and resistance among fellow prisoners under conditions designed precisely to destroy both. Sybil Stockdale, meanwhile, was back in the United States with their children and almost no useful information about what was happening to her husband. At first, the official expectation placed upon POW families was essentially to remain discreet, trust the authorities and avoid doing anything awkward. Sybil eventually concluded that this was an excellent policy if the objective was to ensure that absolutely nothing changed. So she became awkward. She helped organise other wives and families of American prisoners and missing servicemen, pressed officials for answers, challenged the policy of silence surrounding the treatment of POWs and became an important figure in the campaign to draw public attention to their conditions. It is one of the book’s great strengths that these two experiences are told alongside one another. Jim’s chapters describe captivity from inside the prison system; Sybil’s describe the strangely parallel struggle taking place thousands of miles away in homes, offices, government meetings and Washington corridors. One partner is wondering whether he can survive another interrogation. The other is wondering whether the State Department will return a telephone call. Both, in their different ways, are fighting the same war. Stockdale’s account of imprisonment is particularly striking because he was not simply trying to survive as an individual. As a senior officer he felt responsible for maintaining an organised system of resistance among the prisoners: devising rules of conduct, methods of communication and ways of preserving morale when prisoners were deliberately isolated from one another. This required an extraordinary combination of courage, discipline and ingenuity, particularly when the consequences of being caught communicating could be extremely unpleasant. The famous image of prisoners tapping messages through walls acquires a rather different meaning when one remembers that the tapping was not a quaint wartime curiosity but a lifeline — a means by which isolated men could remain part of a community when their captors were trying to convince each of them that he was alone. Stockdale also drew heavily upon Stoic philosophy, particularly Epictetus, whose central distinction between what lies within our control and what does not turned out to be rather more useful in a Hanoi prison than most university philosophy students have reason to discover. There is something almost absurdly stark about that application of ancient philosophy: Epictetus writes about maintaining control over one’s own choices in adversity; two thousand years later an American naval officer thinks, essentially, well, we are certainly going to test that proposition properly. Sybil’s story is no less compelling, partly because it reveals another kind of wartime courage which tends to receive fewer medals. She had children to raise, uncertainty to endure, official assurances to interpret and the persistent possibility that her husband might never return. Yet she moved steadily from waiting to organising. The POW wives became a political force precisely because they were initially assumed not to be one. Respectable military spouses were expected to cooperate quietly with official policy; when they instead began demanding action, publicity and accountability, they proved considerably harder to dismiss. There is considerable irony in the fact that a group of women whose social role was largely expected to consist of supporting their husbands’ careers ended up confronting senior officials and influencing national policy. Never underestimate somebody who has spent several years being politely told not to make a fuss. And running through both narratives is the marriage itself. Jim and Sybil are separated for years, often unable to communicate and uncertain about what the other knows. Their relationship survives largely through memory, faith, determination and the occ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7402/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-love-and-war-aug-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Naval Institute Press 9781557507846 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7400 In Highland Harbours With Para Handy - SS Vital Spark by Hugh Foulis In Highland Harbours with Para Handy: S.S. Vital Spark by Hugh Foulis is a glorious little voyage around the west coast of Scotland aboard a vessel which, by any sensible maritime standard, should probably spend rather less time carrying cargo and rather more time explaining itself to the authorities. Published by William Blackwood and Sons in 1911, this is one of the classic Para Handy collections, written by Neil Munro under his pen-name Hugh Foulis. At its centre is the Vital Spark, a Clyde puffer commanded by the magnificently resourceful Para Handy: skipper, philosopher, opportunist and a man apparently capable of turning the routine transport of coal, timber or miscellaneous goods into a situation requiring diplomacy, improvisation and several contradictory versions of what actually happened. The Vital Spark belongs to that wonderfully particular world of the Clyde puffers: small working steam vessels which carried cargo into the remote harbours and islands of Scotland’s western seaboard. They were practical boats performing useful work, although Para Handy and his crew demonstrate repeatedly that practicality need not exclude confusion, rivalry, drinking, storytelling, wounded pride and the occasional ambitious attempt to make reality fit whatever explanation seems most convenient at the time. Alongside Para Handy are the familiar inhabitants of this floating institution: the solemn engineer Macphail, who possesses education and therefore the dangerous belief that things ought to make sense; Dougie, the gloomy ship’s mate whose contribution to morale is generally to predict disaster; and Sunny Jim, whose nickname should not necessarily be accepted as an independent assessment of temperament. Together they form a crew capable of transforming the ordinary business of coastal shipping into something approaching comic mythology. Munro’s great trick is that very little needs actually to happen before everything happens. A cargo, a harbour call, a misunderstanding, an argument about machinery or an encounter with some unfortunate person ashore is quite sufficient. From these modest beginnings come elaborate disputes, magnificent excuses and conversations in which everyone understands considerably more — or considerably less — than they are prepared to admit. Much of the pleasure lies in the dialogue and character. Para Handy does not merely tell stories; he constructs them with the careful attention of a naval architect, adding another plank whenever the existing structure appears in danger of collapse. Whether the resulting vessel will actually float is beside the point. There is also something wonderfully evocative about the world behind the comedy. These stories preserve the life of the Scottish west coast at the beginning of the twentieth century: little harbours, steamships, island communities, coastal trade and the constant movement of goods and gossip between places which were far more dependent upon the sea than they are today. The Vital Spark chugs through all of it, apparently held together by steam, ingenuity and a general reluctance among the crew to admit that anything has gone wrong. For modern readers there is an additional pleasure in encountering humour that is more than a century old and discovering that human beings have not improved nearly as much as we like to imagine. Men still exaggerate. Employees still blame equipment. Experts still dislike being contradicted. People still create complicated explanations for extremely simple mistakes. The principal technological difference is that Para Handy had no social media on which to publish his version first. This 1911 William Blackwood and Sons edition has the further charm of being contemporary with the world it depicts. This is not a modern nostalgia edition looking back through a century of romantic fog: it was published when steam puffers were still ordinary working vessels and the Highland harbours of the title were very much part of an active coastal economy. The copy is in Good condition, especially respectable for a book which has now spent well over a century negotiating the considerably more dangerous waters of bookshelves, house moves, attics and previous ownership. There is a mild split to the inner front endpaper at the hinge. It is not causing any significant structural damage and should be a straightforward repair if desired. In other words, the book has developed a small maintenance issue after more than 110 years, which puts it comfortably ahead of most actual steamships. Indeed, it seems rather appropriate that a book about the Vital Spark should possess a minor defect which looks alarming enough to interest the engineer but is not actually preventing the thing from continuing perfectly well. There is no ISBN, because this appeared in 1911, when books were identified using the surprisingly successful system of reading the ti https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7400/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-highland-harbours-with-para-handy-aug-2026.jpg 63.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Blackwood and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7399 Thoughts from St Alphonsus For Every Day in the Year by C McNeiry Thoughts from St Alphonsus for Every Day in the Year, compiled by C. McNeiry and published by Burns Oates and Washbourne Ltd in 1927, is essentially a spiritual appointment book for people who felt that beginning the morning without several stern words from an eighteenth-century Catholic saint represented an unacceptable decline in standards. St Alphonsus Liguori was not, it must be said, a man particularly associated with frivolity. Founder of the Redemptorists, bishop, theologian, moral philosopher and eventually Doctor of the Church, he spent rather more time contemplating salvation, prayer, virtue and the alarming consequences of human weakness than he did recommending that everyone simply relax and see how things turn out. Here his thoughts have been arranged into a devotional reading for every day of the year, allowing the conscientious reader to receive a measured daily quantity of spiritual reflection without having to tackle the saint’s considerably larger theological output before breakfast. It is a wonderfully old-fashioned concept: one book, 365 days, and absolutely no possibility of receiving a notification saying ST ALPHONSUS HAS POSTED A NEW THOUGHT. Instead, you open the book. This revolutionary analogue system requires no password, subscription, charging cable, software update or acceptance of revised terms and conditions. Indeed, a copy published in 1927 has already demonstrated rather impressive backwards compatibility with the human soul. The subjects are naturally the serious ones. Faith, prayer, humility, temptation, repentance, eternity, suffering, divine love and the general business of trying to conduct oneself properly while inhabiting a world which frequently offers easier alternatives. St Alphonsus was writing for people who regarded eternity as considerably more important than whatever they happened to be doing on Thursday afternoon, and the tone reflects that priority. There is something rather appealing about the discipline of the format. You are not expected to read the whole thing in one heroic burst and emerge forty minutes later spiritually perfected. One thought a day will do. Tomorrow there will be another. Christianity, like most substantial projects, apparently benefits from sensible scheduling. And because this is a book from 1927, it possesses all the physical seriousness that modern motivational literature often struggles to achieve. No smiling celebrity on the cover. No enormous subtitle promising that seven simple habits will transform your income, relationships and abdominal muscles. Just dark cloth, restrained gilt decoration and THOUGHTS FROM ST. ALPHONSUS announced with the confidence of a volume which sees no particular need to sell itself to you. The cover even looks as though it might disapprove slightly if left unread. Burns Oates and Washbourne were major Catholic publishers, and books of this sort formed part of a substantial devotional culture in which religious reading accompanied ordinary domestic life. A volume might sit beside a bed, on a small table or among the family books and quietly remain there for decades, dispensing the same reflections to successive generations. This particular copy has done rather well at the remaining-there part. Published almost a century ago, it is offered in Good condition, with the sort of general age and wear entirely reasonable in a devotional book which has had approximately 36,000 opportunities to provide its designated thought for the day since leaving the publisher. It has no ISBN, naturally. In 1927 the international book trade was somehow able to operate without attaching a thirteen-digit numerical identity to everything, relying instead upon such primitive technologies as titles, authors, publishers and knowing what book you meant. A pleasing little piece of Catholic devotional history, suitable for collectors of religious books, Christian spirituality, St Alphonsus Liguori, early twentieth-century publishing or anyone who rather likes the idea of beginning each day with somebody from the eighteenth century quietly reminding them that there are more important things in existence than emails. Thoughts from St Alphonsus for Every Day in the Year — 365 opportunities for moral improvement, conveniently spread out so as not to overdo it. Published by Burns Oates and Washbourne Ltd, 1927. Compiled by C. McNeiry. No ISBN. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books — providing daily thoughts considerably less profound than those of St Alphonsus, but fortunately not yet collected into a volume. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7399/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thoughts-from-st-alphonsus-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Burns Oates and Washbourne Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7398 In Lincoln Green - A Merrie Tale of Robin Hood by E Gilliat In Lincoln Green: A Merrie Tale of Robin Hood by E. Gilliat is a splendidly Victorian excursion into Sherwood Forest, where men wear tights without embarrassment, taxation is regarded as a personal insult, and the preferred method of resolving administrative disputes is to fire an arrow at somebody. Published by Seeley and Co in 1898, this is Robin Hood as the late Victorians liked him: bold, loyal, picturesque, suspicious of authority and surrounded by enough woodland merriment to make one wonder whether anybody in medieval Nottinghamshire ever actually did any work. Into the greenwood we go, then, among Robin and his familiar band of cheerfully lawless companions, where kings may wander about in disguise, sheriffs can generally be relied upon to make themselves unpopular, friars are rarely as meek as advertised and wealthy travellers entering Sherwood Forest do so at considerable risk to their disposable income. The title’s promise of a “Merrie Tale” should also be understood in the traditional sense. This is not merriment involving central heating, takeaway pizza and an agreeable bottle of something on a Friday night. Victorian merriment tends to involve quarterstaffs, archery contests, disguises, ambushes, forest feasts and the possibility of suddenly discovering that the harmless-looking stranger beside you is actually Richard the Lionheart. Robin Hood himself is, of course, one of those remarkably durable English characters who has survived for centuries largely because every generation can remake him to suit itself. Outlaw, patriot, rebel, gentleman, socialist, royalist, romantic hero, professional nuisance to the Sheriff of Nottingham — Robin has been nearly everything except, so far as we know, a chartered accountant. Gilliat’s version belongs to the grand tradition of late nineteenth-century historical adventure: energetic, romantic, unapologetically old-fashioned and written at a time when children’s adventure books were expected to contain actual adventure rather than two hundred pages discussing the protagonist’s feelings about it. There is something particularly agreeable about encountering Robin Hood in a book published in 1898. By then the legend was already ancient, yet Victorian Britain was busily repackaging medieval England for a new generation, polishing the armour, deepening the forest shadows and ensuring that all respectable young readers understood the importance of courage, loyalty and occasionally ignoring the law when the Sheriff was being especially tiresome. And what better colour could there be for all this than Lincoln green, the legendary uniform of Robin’s followers? It is a phrase that instantly summons up bows, trees, deer, feathered caps and men hiding behind oaks waiting for somebody wealthy enough to justify stepping onto the road. This copy is in Good condition, particularly considering that it has now survived well over a century of owners, shelves, houses, removals and whatever else has happened to it since Queen Victoria was still on the throne. There are, however, a couple of signs that 1898 was not yesterday. The inner front endpaper has been torn out, presumably at some point during the book’s long history and for reasons now known only to the person who did it, who has had ample opportunity to evade questioning. There is also a slight break at the front hinge, although this is not particularly significant and is really only noticeable if you deliberately peer down into the hinge looking for trouble. In other words, this is not one of those antique books that has somehow spent 128 years sealed in a climate-controlled chamber awaiting the arrival of a collector wearing cotton gloves. It has been used. It has survived. It has acquired a few scars. Which, given that the book is about Robin Hood, seems entirely appropriate. A handsome piece of late-Victorian adventure fiction for collectors of Robin Hood, children’s classics, Victorian books, historical fiction or simply old books which look as though they might contain a secret map to somewhere inconvenient. No ISBN, because in 1898 books were apparently expected to manage perfectly well without sixteen databases knowing exactly where they were. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where occasionally even the books are old enough to remember when Sherwood Forest had fewer car parks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7398/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lincoln-green-aug-2026.jpg 32.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Seeley and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7397 Starbrat by John Morressy Starbrat by John Morressy is the sort of gloriously confident 1970s science-fiction novel that looks at an entire galaxy full of planets, alien races, pirates, slavers, mysterious technology and several centuries of human history and thinks: yes, 190 pages should be plenty. Our hero is Del Whitby — more magnificently, Deliverance-from-the-Void Whitby — a young man from the quiet agricultural world of Gilead, where life is largely concerned with farming and not being kidnapped by interstellar slave traders. Unfortunately, the latter eventually becomes something of an issue. Torn away from his pleasantly uneventful existence, Del discovers that the wider galaxy is considerably less interested in peaceful rural living and considerably more interested in violence, slavery, piracy and the general business of making space travel unnecessarily unpleasant. Fortunately, Del also discovers that he is rather better at surviving all this than anybody, including Del, had previously suspected. What follows is a brisk tour through Morressy’s far-future universe, where humanity has long since abandoned Old Earth, populated distant worlds and mixed with an assortment of alien species whose existence strongly suggests that evolution has been allowed to work unsupervised. There are driveships roaming the starways, strange planets, stranger inhabitants, criminals, warriors and assorted people who really ought to have chosen quieter careers. Del, meanwhile, progresses from abducted provincial innocent to somebody altogether more formidable, encountering enough danger, fighting and galactic skulduggery to make his original farming prospects seem increasingly attractive. Along the way Morressy manages to squeeze in adventure, humour, ideas about civilisation and human nature, and the occasional suggestion that mankind may have crossed hundreds of light-years without actually becoming noticeably more sensible. This is one of those splendid old-school science-fiction novels in which the future is not depicted as a tasteful collection of minimalist white corridors populated by emotionally restrained scientists. It is big, scruffy, dangerous and busy. People have spaceships. Other people steal them. There are slave traders. There are pirates. There are exotic worlds. There are aliens. There is violence. There are philosophical considerations concerning the destiny of mankind. And, reassuringly, somebody somewhere is almost certainly making a catastrophically poor decision. Originally published earlier in the 1970s and issued here by New English Library in 1979, Starbrat has all the appeal of the compact science-fiction paperback: an entire civilisation in something you can fit into a coat pocket. Modern epic fantasy would probably require seventeen volumes, three maps and an authorised companion podcast to cover the same amount of territory. It is also very much a product of an era when publishers apparently believed that putting STARBRAT on the front of a paperback was sufficient explanation. And perhaps they were right. It certainly beats A Thoughtful Examination of Post-Diaspora Human Civilisation and Interstellar Social Conflict. Beneath all the spacefaring excitement, however, Morressy is playing with some rather larger questions. Humanity has escaped Earth and spread across the stars, but distance alone has not cured greed, brutality, exploitation or the peculiar human enthusiasm for finding new and technologically sophisticated ways of behaving badly. The scenery changes; mankind remains suspiciously familiar. So if your science fiction tastes run to enormous galaxies compressed into modest paperbacks, heroes unexpectedly discovering what they are capable of, alien worlds, slavers, pirates, fights, spaceships and occasional reflections upon whether humanity actually deserves the universe it has inherited, Starbrat should do very nicely. This 1979 New English Library paperback is in Good condition: a respectable surviving example of late-1970s science fiction, from an age when futuristic adventure came printed on inexpensive paper, fitted conveniently into a pocket and did not require a streaming subscription. ISBN: 0450042804. Sold by Crappy Old Books — sending elderly literature back out into the universe, one slightly time-travelled paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7397/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/starbrat-aug-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450042805 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7396 Ajax by Sophocles Sharpen your spear, polish your principles, and try not to mistake the herd for the enemy. Ajax (1981) by Sophocles—in the Bristol Classical Press school of brisk erudition—drags heroic honour into harsh daylight and asks it to fill in a feelings worksheet. This is the tragedy where a titan of the battlefield loses the vote for Achilles’ armour, loses his temper, loses his mind (with an assist from Athena’s terrible sense of humour), and then tries to lose the witnesses. Livestock suffer. Reputation bleeds. The chorus realises HR was not designed for Bronze Age morale problems. Sophocles gives us a warrior too big for the tent and too proud for the committee. Ajax wants the old world—straight lines, clear foes, applause that sounds like bronze. The new world offers jury decisions, spin, and Odysseus. Cue humiliation, the infamous nocturnal rampage among innocent sheep (who didn’t vote at all), a lucid dawn, and the sort of decision that turns the beach cold. Then comes the second half you forgot you needed: the politics of burial, where enemies debate mercy, Teucer discovers the limits of brotherhood plus bureaucracy, and Odysseus—yes, Odysseus—grows unexpectedly human at exactly the right time. This BCP edition is classic classroom artillery: clean Greek, sensible notes, no melodrama in the apparatus—just the tools you require to wrestle with particles and pity simultaneously. The commentary is of the “elucidate, then leave you to win the line” school, guiding you through syntax that flexes like a bow and rhetoric sharp enough to cut sandals. Inside, expect: A prologue with teeth: Athena stage-manages a moral car crash while Odysseus tries not to look impressed. A central monody so stark and proud you can hear the sea holding its breath. Choral odes that do what good choruses do—worry beautifully, then escalate. The burial debate: civic ethics vs. personal loyalty, conducted with armour still clattering. Greek you can actually parse, supported by notes that domesticate wayward participles without house-training the poetry. Sophocles is tidy but merciless. He refuses tidy villains, and he refuses to make heroism easy once the trumpets stop. The play isn’t a sermon; it’s a stress test—of codes, comradeship, and the brittle places where self-respect becomes a blade turned inward. Modern readers will recognise the setting: an institution that loves victory but can’t agree what it owes to the victorious when they break. Why this copy? It strides in from the magnificently frank emporium Crappy Old Books, flying Condition: Good—translation: sound binding, clean pages, honest edgewear. The sort of volume that’s been opened at the big speech more than once and still lies flat for scansion. No tragic stains, just a touch of scholastic patina—the Greek department’s version of battle honours. Vital stats for your tragic toolkit: Title: Ajax Author: Sophocles Publisher: Bristol Classical Press, 1981 ISBN: 0862920094 Condition: Good (upright, legible, marginalia-ready) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name shrugs; the stock invokes the Muses. Buy it for the Greek; keep it for the argument. After a few scenes you’ll be diagnosing office politics in Homeric terms, saluting Odysseus for being inconveniently decent, and wondering how often “honour” is just fear wearing armour. Tragedy doesn’t come to console. It comes to clarify. Sophocles hands you a mirror; BCP hands you the gloss; Ajax hands you a question: what do we owe to the broken strong? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7396/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ajax-aug-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bristol Classical Press 9780862920098 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7395 The Oxford Book of Italian Verse by St John Lucas The Oxford Book of Italian Verse (1952) by St John Lucas – Clarendon Press – Good Condition – Ex-Library Copy There are books that spend their working lives being hauled in and out of libraries, dropped into bags, read in the bath, returned late and eventually retired looking as though they have survived a minor war. And then there is The Oxford Book of Italian Verse, which appears to have spent its library career being treated with almost suspicious respect. Edited by St John Lucas and published by the Clarendon Press, this substantial anthology gathers centuries of Italian poetry into one suitably serious Oxford volume: a grand procession of Italian literary culture from the medieval world onwards, presented in the original language for readers prepared to confront poetry without the safety net of English translation. Which may, in this particular copy’s case, explain a few things. The book was formerly part of Coulsdon and Purley Public Libraries, yet it shows remarkably little of the battering normally associated with a long career in municipal circulation. There is a neat white reference number on the spine, but otherwise it has escaped most of the usual library indignities: no obvious battlefield of stamps, no exhausted binding, no air of having been carried around Croydon in a succession of damp shopping bags. One possible explanation is that generations of borrowers saw the title, opened it, discovered that the poetry was actually in Italian, and quietly put it back. This cannot, of course, be proved. But the evidence is compelling. Inside lies the rich tradition of Italian verse: the language of Dante, Petrarch, Renaissance courts, lyric poetry, religious devotion, love, death, politics and all the other subjects that poets have been insisting require several carefully arranged lines since civilisation began. Italian is particularly well suited to poetry, having the unfair advantage of sounding musical even when somebody is merely asking where the railway station is. In the hands of great poets, it becomes something considerably more formidable. This is not a modern “greatest hits” anthology with cheerful introductions and little explanatory boxes reassuring the reader that everything is going to be fine. It belongs to the older Oxford tradition: scholarly, dignified and entirely confident that if you have picked up a book called The Oxford Book of Italian Verse, you probably know what you are doing. There is something wonderfully imposing about these mid-century Oxford anthologies. They were designed not merely to be read but to occupy a shelf with authority. You did not buy one because you fancied a quick poem before bed. You bought one because somewhere in the house there ought to be an Oxford book of something. Published in 1952, this edition also has the pleasing air of post-war academic publishing: solidly produced, intellectually serious and entirely free from any concern that a book might need to explain itself in marketing language before being allowed into the world. The anthology offers a broad historical sweep through Italian poetic writing, making it useful not only as a collection of verse but as a literary reference work for readers interested in the development of the language and its major poetic traditions. For anyone studying Italian literature, it provides the sort of substantial old-school anthology that can lead to either enlightenment or the sudden realisation that one’s Italian vocabulary is not quite as extensive as previously believed. This copy is in Good condition, though in practical terms it presents considerably better than many ex-library books of comparable age. Its library origins are still visible, most notably through the clean white reference marking on the spine, but there is little evidence of the rough handling that often accompanies institutional use. Indeed, it remains in very good overall physical shape, which raises the charming possibility that it spent much of its public-service career patiently waiting for a borrower who never quite arrived. Perhaps someone borrowed Dante. Perhaps someone borrowed a phrasebook. Perhaps this remained on the shelf, watching them go. There is no ISBN, because this edition predates the modern numbering system and comes from an era when books were expected to identify themselves using such archaic methods as titles, authors and publishers. Ideal for collectors of Italian literature, students of poetry, Oxford anthology enthusiasts, speakers and learners of Italian, former librarians, or anyone who appreciates books whose institutional past has left them with more character than damage. Also suitable for readers who enjoy the peculiar melancholy of an ex-library book that may have spent decades publicly available while almost nobody felt brave enough to borrow it. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the poetry is Italian, the lib https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7395/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-oxford-book-of-italian-verse-aug-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clarendon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7394 Hero in Art - The Vanished Traces of Richard Hambleton by Istvan Kantor Hero in Art – The Vanished Traces of Richard Hambleton (2020) by Istvan Kantor – Autonomedia – As New Condition Some artists put their work in galleries. Richard Hambleton put his on walls in dark streets and allowed rain, demolition, other graffiti artists and New York City itself to decide how long it remained there. Which, from an investment point of view, was perhaps not the most efficient approach. In Hero in Art – The Vanished Traces of Richard Hambleton, artist and writer Istvan Kantor tells the turbulent story of one of the great figures of the early New York street-art underground: a contemporary of the scene that produced Keith Haring and Jean-Michel Basquiat, but a considerably darker and more elusive presence. Hambleton became famous for his sinister Shadowman figures — rough black human silhouettes painted suddenly onto walls, alleys and doorways, often positioned so that they appeared to be lurking, falling, fighting or preparing to do something that would probably justify crossing the street. He also created the provocative Image Mass Murder works, placing painted outlines and splashes resembling crime scenes in public spaces. It was street art before street art acquired respectable galleries, auction estimates, branded trainers and people drinking complimentary prosecco while discussing its authenticity. The original works belonged to the city. And the city was not particularly interested in conservation. Walls were demolished. Paint faded. Buildings were renovated. New graffiti went over old graffiti. Hambleton’s figures appeared, frightened or intrigued passers-by, and gradually vanished back into the urban landscape from which they had emerged. Hence the title: The Vanished Traces of Richard Hambleton. Kantor is not observing all this from the comfortable distance of an art historian who arrived decades later with an archive and several footnotes. Also known as Monty Cantsin, Kantor was himself an artist, founder of Neoism and an early friend of Hambleton. His book is described by the publisher as a biographic novel, combining personal recollection with the memories of others to construct a deliberately immediate account of Hambleton’s life, art and surrounding underground culture. Consequently this is not merely the familiar tale of a Great Artist progressing efficiently from youthful promise to gallery representation, international acclaim and tasteful retrospective. Hambleton’s trajectory was considerably messier. There was fame. There was obscurity. There was artistic brilliance. There were drugs. There were dealers, collectors, friends, enemies, admirers and the complicated machinery by which something created partly in opposition to the established art world eventually becomes extremely valuable within the established art world. Capitalism is remarkably patient in these matters. Give it enough time and even anti-establishment graffiti can acquire an auction catalogue. The book captures the strange contradiction at the heart of Hambleton’s career. Here was an artist associated with work deliberately placed in uncontrolled public space, whose images were temporary almost by definition, yet whose reputation continued to grow after many of the physical works had disappeared. The art vanished. The artist became more famous. Which is either wonderfully poetic or extremely inconvenient asset management. Hambleton emerged from the explosive visual culture of New York’s East Village and Lower East Side in the early 1980s, when abandoned buildings, deteriorating neighbourhoods and urban surfaces became part of a new artistic territory. Kantor portrays this world from within rather than treating it as a picturesque historical movement safely preserved behind museum glass. The result is part biography, part memoir, part underground art history and part portrait of a particular New York that has itself largely disappeared. It is also a story about the mythology of the artist. We rather enjoy the romantic image of the uncompromising outsider: rejecting convention, living dangerously, producing work without concern for money or respectability and refusing to participate properly in polite society. The difficulty is that actually being that person can be considerably less glamorous than reading about one afterwards. Kantor does not present Hambleton’s life as an uninterrupted procession of heroic artistic rebellion. The darker elements are very much present, including addiction, instability and the destructive side of a life lived far beyond sensible operating limits. The publisher itself describes the story in terms of Hambleton’s “falls and rises, highs and lows”, and that instability is central to the book. So despite the word Hero in the title, this is not straightforward hero worship. It is about talent and self-destruction, recognition and disappearance, artistic independence and the unavoidabl https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7394/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hero-in-art-aug-2026.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Autonomedia 9781570273667 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7393 By My Heart Betrayed by Olga Bicos By My Heart Betrayed (1991) by Olga Bicos – Dell – Good Condition Esmeralda MacClure has lost her family estate, been reduced to earning her living as a seamstress and concluded that the only practical solution is to find herself a rich gentleman. Not necessarily to love. That would be far too straightforward. In By My Heart Betrayed, Olga Bicos delivers a gloriously old-school historical romance built around inheritance, deception, pride, seduction and the dangerous assumption that one can involve the human heart in a financial strategy without it eventually demanding a meeting of its own. Esmeralda has been betrayed by her cousin and deprived of the estate she believes should rightfully be hers. With respectable options proving inconveniently limited, she decides to make use of the asset still entirely under her control: herself. The plan is simple enough. Find a wealthy man. Charm him. Secure the means to reclaim what has been taken from her. Avoid inconvenient emotional involvement. History suggests that Step Four is where these arrangements generally encounter difficulties. Enter Keane Marshall, a rich, arrogant and decidedly experienced gentleman who notices what Esmeralda is attempting and decides that exposing a beautiful fortune hunter might provide excellent entertainment. He intends to turn the tables, seduce her and prove that he understands exactly what sort of woman she is. This is another excellent plan. It also goes wrong. What follows is the familiar and extremely dependable machinery of historical romance: two determined people convinced that they are manipulating each other while the reader waits patiently for both of them to notice that something considerably less manageable has begun happening. Esmeralda is not presented as a helpless maiden awaiting rescue. She has an objective, a grievance and enough determination to pursue both, even if doing so requires entering territory where money, attraction and social position become unpleasantly tangled. Keane, meanwhile, starts from the comfortable position of a man who thinks he understands the game. This should immediately worry him. Men in historical romances who believe they understand the game are generally about three chapters away from discovering that they have become the game. The tension lies precisely in that collision. Esmeralda needs wealth but does not want to be owned by it. Keane thinks he can expose her motives without becoming vulnerable himself. Each regards the other with suspicion while being inconveniently attracted to exactly the person they have decided not to trust. It is therefore romance conducted in the traditional manner: with considerable passion and almost no sensible communication. Published by Dell in 1991, By My Heart Betrayed belongs squarely to the grand era of mass-market historical romance when titles were dramatic, emotions were enormous and nobody merely “liked” somebody when they could instead experience an all-consuming passion capable of overturning several generations of social expectations. Subtle? Occasionally. Restrained? That rather depends what you mean by restrained. The book runs to the sort of romantic formula that knows precisely what its audience came for and sees no compelling reason to apologise. There is a beautiful but vulnerable heroine, a wealthy and dangerously confident hero, a battle of wills and the inevitable discovery that seduction becomes considerably more complicated when both parties begin developing actual feelings. The original publication description is admirably direct about Esmeralda’s predicament: she wants her estate back, she needs money to accomplish it and Keane intends to expose her as a fortune hunter. The resulting contest naturally produces rather more than either of them bargained for. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived more than three decades of romantic upheaval without having its own heart noticeably betrayed. ISBN 0440207223. Ideal for readers of vintage historical romance, collectors of 1980s and 1990s romantic fiction, admirers of scheming heiresses, arrogant gentlemen, disputed inheritances and stories in which two intelligent adults could probably resolve everything through one calm conversation but fortunately choose not to. Also suitable for anyone who enjoys a romance where the heroine begins by hunting a fortune and ends up discovering that money may not be the most troublesome thing she acquires. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where hearts may be betrayed, estates may be stolen, gentlemen may be dangerously rich, and all fortune hunters are expected to pay postage like everybody else. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7393/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/by-my-heart-betrayed-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell 9780440207221 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7392 The Art of Heraldry by Anonymous The Art of Heraldry (1834) by Anonymous – Harding and King – Good Condition Before logos, brand guidelines and corporate identity manuals, there was heraldry: a magnificently elaborate system for announcing who you were, who your ancestors were, who you had married, what land you owned and, ideally, which nearby families you considered socially inferior. The Art of Heraldry, published in 1834 by Harding and King, is an early nineteenth-century guide to the language, structure and symbolism of coats of arms — that wonderfully formal world of shields, crests, supporters, tinctures, quarterings, beasts, helmets and mottos in which absolutely nothing is allowed to be merely decorative if it can instead be governed by several centuries of rules. The author is Anonymous, which is slightly unfortunate for a book devoted to identifying people by elaborate visual systems of ancestry and status. Still, perhaps modesty was considered a virtue. Heraldry developed as a practical means of identification in medieval Europe, particularly when knights were wearing enough armour to make ordinary facial recognition somewhat difficult. Over time, however, it became an extraordinarily sophisticated visual language of genealogy, rank, inheritance and social distinction. A lion was rarely just a lion. It might be rampant, passant, couchant or regardant. It might be gold on red, red on gold, divided, crowned, armed, langued or positioned in some manner requiring a specialist vocabulary before anyone was allowed to describe it properly. This book belongs to the long tradition of manuals attempting to make sense of all that. Readers encounter the principles behind the composition and interpretation of arms: the shield and its divisions, colours and metals, heraldic charges, crests, helmets and the various devices through which families represented lineage and status. To the uninitiated, an heraldic shield can look like somebody has assembled several lions, birds, stripes and pieces of medieval furniture because there happened to be some empty space. To the herald, however, every detail matters. One cannot simply place a blue lion wherever one fancies. Civilisation would collapse. Published in 1834, during the reign of William IV, this particular volume is itself now approaching two centuries old. That gives it an appeal beyond the subject matter alone: it is not merely a modern book explaining historical heraldry, but a genuine nineteenth-century publication produced when coats of arms, family lineage and inherited social status were considerably closer to everyday public life. There is something pleasingly circular about owning an old book on heraldry. A new reproduction can explain what an eighteenth-century or medieval coat of arms means. An 1834 copy has itself become an artefact. It has passed through generations of owners, shelves, houses and storage conditions while the families whose arms it discusses have risen, fallen, married, inherited, divided estates and occasionally discovered that maintaining a country house is considerably more expensive than the ancestors had anticipated. The book is in Good condition, especially considering its age, although there is one notable binding issue. The front inner hinge is cracked between the front endpapers and the first text gathering, exposing the binding. Importantly, however, the text block remains attached. So this is not a case of the book having dramatically separated into competing dynastic branches. The hinge has opened. The kingdom remains united. It appears to be the sort of fault that should be readily repairable by somebody with suitable bookbinding skills, although we leave actual restoration to people who know the difference between repairing an antique book and accidentally gluing it permanently to the table. Collectors should therefore regard it as a sound old volume with a repairable weakness rather than a pristine example. At nearly two hundred years old, it has arguably earned the right to have one troublesome joint. There is no ISBN, because in 1834 books had titles, publishers and perhaps the occasional armorial bookplate, but nobody yet imagined that every publication would one day be identified by a thirteen-digit number and scanned by a laser at the point of sale. Ideal for collectors of heraldry, genealogy enthusiasts, students of aristocratic history, antique book collectors, designers interested in historical symbolism, or anyone who has ever looked at a coat of arms and wondered why a unicorn is chained to one side while a lion stands on the other wearing what appears to be a crown. Also useful for discovering that almost every apparently simple heraldic image has a correct technical description and that using the wrong word will probably cause somebody in the College of Arms to sigh deeply. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the arms may be ancient, the autho https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7392/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-heraldry-aug-2026.jpg 101.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harding and King no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7391 Londres en Poche et ses Environs by Guides Pratiques Conty - E et J Le Brun Londres en Poche et ses Environs (1909) by Guides Pratiques Conty – E. et J. Le Brun – Administration des Guides Conty – Good Condition – French Language – Folding Map Missing Long before Google Maps, TripAdvisor, Oyster cards, online reviews and the comforting little blue dot that tells you where you have accidentally wandered, visitors to London had another option: a small book. Londres en Poche et ses Environs, published in 1909 by Guides Pratiques Conty under E. et J. Le Brun, is a French-language pocket guide to London and its surroundings from the final years of the Edwardian era — a time when tourists navigated the capital with printed directions, railway timetables, hotel recommendations and considerably more confidence in their own sense of direction than most of us would now consider advisable. The title literally promises “London in Your Pocket and its Environs”, which is ambitious considering London was already quite large in 1909 and had not shown any obvious intention of becoming more manageable. Designed for French-speaking visitors, the guide offers a fascinating period view of Britain’s capital as it was presented to continental travellers more than a century ago. This is London before skyscrapers, before Heathrow, before the Underground map acquired its famous modern form and before anyone had to explain why a coffee near a railway station costs more than lunch once did. The London encountered here is one of horse traffic alongside motor cars, railway termini, grand hotels, theatres, museums, monuments, parks, shopping streets and the immense machinery of the British Empire still operating at something close to full confidence. For the modern reader, that makes the book much more than an obsolete travel guide. It is a little time capsule. Places which remain instantly recognisable sit beside businesses, routes, customs and assumptions that have long disappeared. Attractions described as essential may now be forgotten. Journey times, prices and practical advice belong to an age when international tourists arrived with trunks rather than wheelie cases and when “nearby” might involve considerably more walking than modern visitors have been trained to tolerate. There is also something especially appealing about seeing London through French eyes. The book was not written primarily for Londoners explaining their own city to themselves, but for visitors arriving from across the Channel. The result offers a glimpse of what publishers thought a French traveller needed to know about Britain: where to go, what to see, how to travel and presumably how to survive the peculiarities of English life with dignity intact. One imagines the visitor arriving with this guide tucked safely into a coat pocket, ready to confront London armed with practical French instructions and perhaps a mild suspicion regarding the food. This particular copy is in Good condition, which is impressive enough for a travel guide published in 1909. Pocket guides tend to have difficult lives. They are carried, folded, consulted in the rain, stuffed into luggage, dropped in railway carriages and generally treated as working equipment rather than precious literature. There is, however, one important omission. The book originally contained a large folding map of London housed in a pouch at the rear, and that map is missing. So the guide remains. The map has gone exploring on its own. Quite where it went is impossible to say. Perhaps it was removed by a tourist in 1912 and never returned. Perhaps it became detached somewhere between Victoria and the British Museum. Perhaps it has spent the last hundred years folded inside another book. Old maps have a remarkable ability to achieve independent lives. The missing map should therefore be noted by collectors seeking a complete example, but the surviving book remains a fascinating piece of Edwardian travel history, particularly for anyone interested in London, vintage tourism, French travel literature or the extraordinary quantity of practical information once compressed into pocket guides. There is no ISBN, because in 1909 ISBNs were still more than half a century away and travellers somehow managed to purchase books without barcodes, QR codes, online listings or being asked whether they would also like to subscribe to the publisher’s newsletter. Ideal for collectors of antique travel guides, London enthusiasts, Francophiles, historians of tourism, railway and transport collectors, or anyone interested in discovering how a French visitor was expected to navigate Edwardian London without satellite assistance. Also suitable for the historically adventurous reader who would like to follow a 1909 guide around modern London and see how many recommended establishments have survived. Just bring your own map. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where London still fits in your pocket, the French remains intact, https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7391/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/londres-en-poche-et-ses-environs-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Administration des Guides Conty no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7390 Amanda Rose by Karen Robards Amanda Rose (1986) by Karen Robards – Futura – Good Condition Lady Amanda Rose Culver has several problems. She is eighteen, orphaned, under the control of an unpleasant older brother, facing an arranged marriage she has absolutely no enthusiasm for, and living in England in 1840, when the available mechanisms for clicking “Decline” on somebody else’s matrimonial plans were regrettably limited. Then she finds a wounded American fugitive on a rocky shore. Obviously, things improve immediately. In Amanda Rose, Karen Robards serves up a full-blooded historical romance involving aristocracy, escape, murder accusations, privateers, convent life, dangerous attraction, sea voyages and the sort of handsome wounded stranger whom sensible young ladies are traditionally advised not to conceal from the authorities. ( The stranger is Matt Grayson, an American who has narrowly escaped the gallows after being falsely convicted of murder. Badly injured and desperate to get back to America, he is discovered near the convent where Amanda has effectively been parked by her family while arrangements are made for her future. Amanda could summon help. She could inform somebody responsible. She could step carefully backwards and allow the British justice system to continue pursuing the escaped convict. Amanda does not do any of these things. Instead, she hides him. This is why novels happen. As Amanda nurses Matt back to health, the relationship between sheltered aristocratic girl and worldly American fugitive develops with exactly the degree of restraint one might expect from an 1980s historical romance whose central characters are trapped together while one of them is being hunted by the authorities. Not much restraint, in other words. Amanda sees in Matt an escape from the suffocating future chosen for her. Matt initially sees Amanda as somebody whose assistance might keep him alive long enough to reach a ship. Both plans become considerably more complicated once attraction enters proceedings and starts dismantling everybody’s sensible intentions. Before long, the story expands beyond English shores into ships, captivity, misunderstandings and New Orleans, with Matt’s connection to the New World and life as a privateer giving the novel considerably more adventure than Amanda might reasonably have anticipated when she first went for a walk near the convent. Robards delivers the classic ingredients with admirable enthusiasm: a spirited heroine, a dangerously attractive hero, social restrictions, a cruel relative, accusations of betrayal, enforced proximity and enough romantic misunderstanding to demonstrate once again that approximately half of historical fiction could have been shortened considerably if everyone had possessed mobile phones. But that would rather spoil things. Part of the pleasure is the extravagance of it all. Nobody merely has a mildly inconvenient afternoon. People are threatened with hanging. Marriages are imposed. Ships leave unexpectedly. Hearts are broken. Reputations are endangered. Passion arrives at precisely the least administratively convenient moment. It is historical romance operating at its natural setting of Full Drama. The 1840 setting also provides the necessary social obstacles. Amanda may be an heiress and a lady, but wealth and rank do not necessarily translate into control over her own life. Matt, meanwhile, has the minor social disadvantage of being an escaped convicted murderer, however unjust the conviction may have been. One can imagine the family introduction becoming awkward. “Mother, this is Matt.” “And what does Matt do?” “He is currently avoiding execution.” Still, nobody reads this sort of novel hoping Amanda will eventually meet a pleasant accountant with dependable prospects. Published by Futura in 1986, this edition runs to the gloriously unapologetic tradition of popular historical romance in which adventure and love are expected to occupy roughly equal amounts of space, preferably while somebody is escaping from somewhere. ISBN 9780708830185. This copy is in Good condition, meaning that unlike Matt Grayson it has not recently escaped from the gallows, washed up wounded on the coast or required concealment in a convent. It may show the normal signs of previous ownership and age, but remains perfectly capable of transporting its next reader into several hundred pages of aristocratic rebellion, maritime adventure and spectacularly inconvenient attraction. Ideal for readers of historical romance, Karen Robards fans, lovers of old-school romantic adventure, pirate and privateer fiction, spirited heroines, brooding fugitives, or anybody who regards “young woman discovers injured stranger wanted for murder” as the beginning of a romance rather than a reason to contact the police. 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In Prayer in Practice – A Biblical Approach, Pat Collins explores prayer not as a mysterious spiritual technique reserved for monks, mystics and people who appear unusually comfortable sitting in silence, but as a practical and deeply biblical part of Christian life. Published by Columba Press in 2000, the book looks to Scripture for guidance on what prayer is, why Christians pray, how prayer develops and what can be done when the whole business feels rather less inspiring than religious paintings tend to suggest. Because prayer, like most worthwhile activities, can be considerably easier in theory than in practice. The Bible contains almost every conceivable kind of prayer: praise, lament, thanksgiving, petition, anger, trust, despair, confession and the occasional fairly direct request that God deal decisively with somebody’s enemies. This is reassuring. It suggests that biblical prayer is not always composed of serene people saying beautiful things while illuminated by a tasteful shaft of heavenly light. Sometimes it is confused, frustrated, frightened or desperate. Sometimes it contains questions. Sometimes the person praying is not entirely sure what is happening. Which makes it considerably more recognisable. Collins approaches the subject through this biblical foundation, examining prayer as relationship rather than performance. The aim is not to discover the correct combination of spiritual words that will cause heaven to dispense the desired result, but to develop attentiveness, honesty and openness before God. That distinction matters. Prayer is not presented as celestial online shopping. Nor is it simply a religious method of positive thinking. Instead, the biblical approach places prayer within the wider life of faith: listening as well as speaking, trust alongside uncertainty, and persistence even when there is no obvious answer arriving by return post. The book is therefore concerned with actually practising prayer. That may involve learning to become quiet, reflecting on Scripture, recognising different forms of prayer and allowing ordinary life to become part of the conversation rather than assuming one must first achieve a suitably holy frame of mind. For many readers, that is likely to be one of its most useful qualities. A great deal of religious writing can accidentally make spiritual life sound as though everybody else is having profound mystical experiences before breakfast. Practical books such as this can serve as a useful reminder that most people begin with distraction, uncertainty and approximately fourteen unrelated thoughts arriving the moment they try to concentrate. Published at the beginning of the twenty-first century, Prayer in Practice sits comfortably within the tradition of accessible Christian spirituality: thoughtful enough to explore the biblical foundations of prayer, but practical enough for ordinary readers who may simply be wondering how to make prayer a more meaningful part of everyday life. This copy is in Good condition, having survived previous ownership without apparently requiring prolonged intercession on its behalf. ISBN 9781856073066. Ideal for Christians exploring prayer, readers interested in biblical spirituality, church study groups, retreat-goers, those returning to religious practice after an absence, or anyone who has ever begun praying and discovered five minutes later that they are mentally reorganising the kitchen cupboards. Also suitable for people who suspect there ought to be more to prayer than presenting God with a list of problems and then wondering why no immediate confirmation email arrives. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where prayers may ascend, books generally remain earthbound, and Good condition is accepted without requiring miraculous intervention. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7389/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prayer-in-practice-aug-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Columba Press 9781856073066 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7387 The Cider House Rules by John Irving The Cider House Rules (1993) by John Irving – Ballantine Books – Good Condition Some novels begin with a young man setting out to discover the world. The Cider House Rules begins in an orphanage in Maine, where the young man in question has already been adopted, returned, adopted again, returned again, and has therefore acquired a fairly realistic view of human arrangements before most children have finished learning their alphabet. John Irving’s sprawling, compassionate and frequently darkly comic novel follows Homer Wells, an orphan raised at St. Cloud’s, an institution presided over by the eccentric and formidable Dr. Wilbur Larch. Larch is physician, obstetrician, father figure, ether enthusiast and provider of illegal abortions in an era when the law preferred women to deal with such matters by becoming somebody else’s problem. Homer grows up assisting Larch and learning medicine, but one subject divides them sharply: abortion. Larch believes it is necessary work because women will seek abortions whether the law approves or not. Homer, despite everything he has seen, cannot bring himself to agree. Eventually Homer decides he needs to experience life beyond the orphanage, which in a John Irving novel is usually the point at which everybody should make sure the emotional insurance is fully paid up. He leaves St. Cloud’s with Candy Kendall and Wally Worthington, entering the very different world of the Worthington family’s apple orchard and cider business. Here Homer encounters friendship, love, sex, work, war, responsibility and the complicated discovery that moral principles become considerably harder to maintain once actual human beings begin interfering with them. The title refers to the rules posted for the migrant workers living in the cider house — rules written by people who do not actually live there. This, unsurprisingly, turns out to be important. Irving uses that simple idea to explore one of the novel’s central questions: who gets to make rules for other people? Governments make laws about pregnancies they will never experience. Employers write regulations for workers whose lives they barely understand. Parents make decisions for children. Doctors make decisions for patients. People construct moral systems and then discover that life has declined to read the manual. The novel tackles enormous subjects — abortion, adoption, racism, sexuality, war, family, duty and personal freedom — but does so through characters rather than lectures. Irving is interested in what happens when admirable principles collide with unpleasant circumstances and somebody still has to make a decision before dinner. This is not, therefore, a cheerful book about apples. There are apples. There is cider. There is also unwanted pregnancy, abandonment, death, deception, incest, war and enough moral ambiguity to keep several university seminars occupied indefinitely. Yet the novel is not relentlessly grim. Irving’s characteristic humour runs throughout it, particularly in the eccentric routines of St. Cloud’s and Dr. Larch’s increasingly elaborate attempts to manipulate circumstances from a distance. Tragedy and absurdity frequently occupy the same room, as they have an inconvenient habit of doing in real life. At its heart, The Cider House Rules is a coming-of-age story about a man who must eventually decide whether the beliefs he formed as a young person can survive contact with the lives of other people. Homer begins convinced that certain lines can be clearly drawn. Life responds by rubbing most of them out. Published here in a 1993 Ballantine Books edition, this is one of John Irving’s best-known novels and a substantial, absorbing read for anyone who enjoys big American fiction filled with memorable characters, complicated relationships and moral questions that stubbornly refuse to provide convenient answers. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived previous readership, shelf life and the general passage of time without needing intervention from Dr. Larch. ISBN 0345387651. Ideal for readers of John Irving, modern American literature, family sagas, ethical dramas and novels in which apparently simple rules become increasingly difficult to obey once everybody starts behaving like human beings. Also recommended for anyone who has ever seen a sign saying RULES MUST BE OBEYED and immediately wondered who wrote them, why, and whether the person concerned had ever actually lived in the cider house. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the house rules are minimal, the moral dilemmas are somebody else’s problem, and apples are currently not accepted as payment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7387/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cider-house-rules-aug-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345387653 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7386 Javanese Shadow Puppets by Jeune Scott-Kemball Javanese Shadow Puppets (1970) by Jeune Scott-Kemball – The Trustees of the British Museum – Fair Condition There are puppets, and then there are Javanese shadow puppets, which rather raise the standard. No socks. No strings. No cheerful wooden heads bobbing about. Instead you get fantastically intricate figures cut from hide, painted and pierced with extraordinary detail, manipulated behind a screen to cast dramatic shadows while ancient epics, music, comedy, philosophy and the occasional divine intervention unfold over several hours. Javanese Shadow Puppets, written by Jeune Scott-Kemball and published in 1970 by The Trustees of the British Museum, is an introduction to the remarkable tradition of Indonesian shadow theatre, particularly the art generally known as wayang kulit. The puppets themselves are extraordinary objects. Flat, highly stylised and often elaborately decorated, they can represent gods, kings, warriors, demons, servants, heroes and assorted supernatural complications. Their exaggerated profiles, extraordinarily long arms and intricately perforated bodies may seem strange at first glance, but every element belongs to a visual language developed over centuries. Put one behind an illuminated screen and suddenly the peculiar-looking object becomes something entirely different. The performance is traditionally controlled by a dalang, the master puppeteer who handles the figures, provides voices, directs the action and effectively runs the entire theatrical universe from behind the screen. This seems an unreasonable workload for one person, particularly as audiences have historically expected performances to continue for many hours. Anyone complaining about a long film should probably avoid mentioning it to a dalang. The stories are frequently drawn from the great Hindu epics, particularly the Ramayana and Mahabharata, but Javanese shadow theatre developed its own characters, interpretations and traditions. Gods and heroic princes coexist with comic servants and local references, creating performances capable of being simultaneously religious, philosophical, political and extremely entertaining. Accompanied by gamelan music, the result is not simply puppetry but a complete theatrical form in which music, storytelling, ritual, visual art and performance are inseparable. Scott-Kemball’s book belongs to the British Museum tradition of concise scholarly publications designed to explain objects properly rather than merely place them in a glass case with a label saying “puppet, Indonesia”. As such, it makes an appealing little introduction to both the craftsmanship of the figures and the cultural tradition behind them. Published in 1970, it also has the pleasing atmosphere of an older museum handbook: serious, compact and produced at a time when visiting a museum frequently resulted in purchasing a slim booklet that subsequently remained on a bookshelf for the next fifty years. This particular copy appears to have experienced something rather more physically demanding. Condition is Fair, chiefly because the book is slightly scrunched up, as though it has been quashed in a box for a couple of decades. Which, to be fair, may be exactly what happened. It is not destroyed, dismembered or reduced to archaeological fragments. It is simply somewhat compressed and rumpled, displaying the unmistakable appearance of a book which has spent a prolonged period losing an argument with heavier objects. Collectors requiring a pristine museum-shop specimen should therefore continue their search. Readers who merely want the book and are prepared to accept that it has endured a lengthy period of involuntary three-dimensional storage may find it considerably more appealing. There is something oddly appropriate about a book devoted to flat puppets having itself become slightly flatter than originally intended. ISBN 071411507X. Ideal for collectors of puppetry, Indonesian art, theatre history, museum publications, Asian culture, folk traditions or anyone fascinated by the fact that an object made from a piece of leather can become a god, demon or warrior simply by putting a lamp behind it. Also suitable for readers who appreciate vintage museum books with genuine signs of having lived a life rather than spending fifty-six years being treated as sacred relics. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the puppets are flat by design, the book is slightly flatter by circumstance, and decades in a box are regarded as provenance rather than a catastrophe. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7386/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/javanese-shadow-puppets-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Trustees of the British Museum 9780714115078 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7385 Of Kids and Parents by Emil Hakl Of Kids and Parents (2008) by Emil Hakl – Twisted Spoon Press – Good Condition Family conversations are wonderful things. They can begin with beer, weather, an old story or a harmless question and, with very little encouragement, end up somewhere around regret, sex, communism, death, resentment, childhood trauma and who exactly ruined whose life. In Of Kids and Parents, Czech writer Emil Hakl gives us a father and son walking, drinking and talking their way through Prague, which sounds pleasantly civilised until it becomes clear that decades of accumulated family history have joined them for the evening. The basic set-up is beautifully simple: a middle-aged son spends time with his elderly father. They wander through the city, stop for drinks, remember the past, disagree about it, remember it differently, change the subject, return to it, insult one another slightly, become unexpectedly tender and then resume arguing. In other words, a perfectly normal family outing. What emerges is a sharp, funny and sometimes melancholy portrait of two generations trying to understand one another while carrying very different versions of the twentieth century around in their heads. The father has lived through war, authoritarian rule, political upheaval and the strange compromises required simply to get on with ordinary life. The son belongs to another generation entirely, viewing both his father and the history surrounding him with a mixture of affection, irritation, scepticism and the unavoidable knowledge that he is becoming older himself. Their conversation moves effortlessly between the profound and the ridiculous. One moment they are touching on politics, history or mortality. The next they are discussing women, food, drink or some ancient family grievance that apparently remains legally actionable several decades later. Hakl is particularly good at the strange mixture of intimacy and hostility found in long-established family relationships. These are people who can say things to one another that would cause immediate diplomatic relations to be severed between ordinary acquaintances, yet who remain connected by something much stronger than politeness. The result is less a conventional plot-driven novel than a prolonged, wonderfully observed encounter between two men who know each other extremely well and understand each other considerably less. Prague itself provides an atmospheric backdrop: streets, pubs and familiar places becoming part of the conversation as personal memory and national history overlap. The city is not merely scenery but a landscape through which both men carry their own associations, stories and versions of what has happened there. There is also an appealing looseness to the book. Conversations wander because real conversations wander. Important subjects arrive without warning and disappear before anyone has properly resolved them. Memories contradict one another. Serious revelations sit next to jokes. Nobody produces a neat concluding statement explaining what the family has learned. Which is reassuring, because actual families almost never do that either. Published in English by Twisted Spoon Press in 2008, this is one of those intriguing works of modern European fiction that can feel both very specifically Czech and completely universal. You do not need to know Prague, Czech history or the particular politics of Central Europe to recognise the underlying situation: an adult child realising that a parent is simultaneously a familiar figure, an irritating relative and an entire human life containing decades of experiences that may never be fully understood. The humour keeps the book from sinking into solemnity. Hakl allows affection and absurdity to coexist, producing the sort of dialogue in which a profound observation about life may be immediately followed by somebody ordering another drink. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived its own encounters with parents, children, bookshelves and previous ownership without developing any serious family disputes of which we are aware. ISBN 9788086264301. Ideal for readers of contemporary European fiction, Czech literature, conversational novels, complicated family relationships, dark humour and books in which two people can spend an enormous amount of time together while still avoiding saying precisely what they mean. Also suitable for anyone who has ever gone for a quiet drink with a parent and accidentally ended up discussing forty years of unresolved history. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where family arguments are not included, generational misunderstandings are plentiful, and nobody is required to phone their parents after purchase. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7385/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/of-kids-and-parents-aug-2026.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Twisted Spoon Press 9788086264301 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7384 Governing Britain - Parliament Ministers and Our Ambiguous Constitution by Philip Norton Governing Britain – Parliament, Ministers and Our Ambiguous Constitution (2020) by Philip Norton – Manchester University Press – As New Condition Britain has a constitution. Probably. It is just not all written down in one place, nobody entirely agrees where some of it begins or ends, and quite a lot of it appears to rely on everyone continuing to behave roughly as expected. In Governing Britain – Parliament, Ministers and Our Ambiguous Constitution, political scientist Philip Norton examines the wonderfully British arrangement by which a modern state is governed through a mixture of statutes, conventions, precedent, institutions, traditions, political habits and the occasional firm assurance that “this is simply not how things are done”. Published by Manchester University Press in 2020, the book looks closely at the relationship between Parliament, ministers and the constitution, asking who actually possesses power, how that power is exercised, and what happens when political actors begin testing rules which were previously assumed to be understood rather than explicitly enforced. This is particularly interesting in Britain because the constitution is famously uncodified. Unlike countries with a single grand constitutional document that can be dramatically waved during political arguments, the British system has evolved over centuries and is scattered through legislation, court decisions, conventions and institutional practices. This gives it flexibility. It also gives constitutional lawyers something to do. Norton explores how government works in practice rather than simply how textbooks say it ought to work. Parliament may technically be sovereign, ministers may technically be accountable to Parliament, and MPs may technically scrutinise the executive, but politics has an unfortunate tendency to complicate neat diagrams. Governments usually command majorities. Party discipline matters. Prime ministers accumulate influence. Ministers control substantial resources. Parliament alternates between asserting itself dramatically and appearing to have mislaid the instruction manual. The result is a constitutional system that can be simultaneously robust, flexible, vague and alarming depending on which bit is being tested at the time. The timing of the book is especially significant. Published in 2020, it emerged after years in which Brexit, parliamentary deadlock, prorogation disputes, changing governments and fierce arguments over executive authority had turned constitutional questions from something mainly discussed by academics into matters capable of causing shouting on the evening news. Suddenly phrases such as “parliamentary sovereignty”, “ministerial responsibility” and “constitutional convention” were no longer confined to university seminars. People were arguing about them in pubs. That is when you know things have become serious. Norton is particularly well placed to examine these matters. A long-established scholar of Parliament and British politics, he writes from deep familiarity with the institutions involved, making this a useful study for anyone wanting to understand not simply the ceremonial surface of Westminster but the machinery beneath it. The book therefore asks some deceptively simple questions. Who governs Britain? How much control does Parliament really exercise? How powerful are ministers? What constrains a prime minister? What happens when conventions are ignored? And perhaps most importantly: if everybody says something is unconstitutional but nobody can point to the precise paragraph where it says so, what happens next? The answer, as with many things in British government, is usually complicated. This is not a breathless political exposé promising to reveal that Westminster is secretly controlled from a basement beneath Whitehall. It is a serious academic examination of institutions, authority and constitutional ambiguity — although the reality is often strange enough without needing conspiracies. The great charm of the British constitution is that much of it developed organically. The great problem with the British constitution is also that much of it developed organically. It is rather like inheriting an enormous old house which has been extended continuously since the Middle Ages. The plumbing works, mostly. Nobody has the original plans. Several rooms were added for reasons nobody remembers. There is a staircase leading somewhere unexpected. And whenever anyone suggests rebuilding the entire thing properly, everybody becomes extremely nervous. This copy is in As New condition, which is unusually respectable by Crappy Old Books standards and means it has apparently survived without acquiring the political wear and tear experienced by the constitutional system described inside. ISBN 9781526145451. Ideal for students of politics, constitutional history enthusiasts, Westminster watche https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7384/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/governing-britain-aug-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Manchester University Press 9781526145451 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7383 Captain Lodi Speaking by Marius Lodi Lodeesen Captain Lodi Speaking (1984) by Marius Lodi Lodeesen – Argonaut Press – Good Condition There are memoirs in which distinguished people look back upon carefully organised careers and explain how everything unfolded according to plan. Captain Lodi Speaking does not sound as though it belongs to that category. Written by Marius Lodi Lodeesen and published by Argonaut Press in 1984, this is the sort of wonderfully obscure maritime book that turns up from an older generation of seafarers and immediately gives the impression that its author has seen things, met people and accumulated enough stories to render an ordinary office career permanently inadequate. As the title suggests, this is very much Captain Lodi’s turn to speak. And once a sea captain has decided to speak, it is generally wise to let him. The book belongs to that appealing tradition of nautical reminiscence in which ships are not merely vessels but workplaces, homes, mechanical adversaries and occasionally enormous floating sources of administrative difficulty. The sea, meanwhile, remains stubbornly uninterested in timetables, company policy, personal convenience or whether somebody has remembered to secure everything properly. For readers accustomed to modern travel, where a delayed train may provoke an angry message on social media, books like this offer a useful reminder that earlier generations routinely crossed oceans in machines requiring crews, navigation, engineering knowledge, judgement and considerable faith that everybody else on board knew what they were doing. The appeal is not simply ships. It is the vanished working world surrounding them: officers, crews, ports, routines, personalities, voyages and the thousand small incidents that rarely make their way into official histories but form the actual texture of a life spent at sea. Old maritime memoirs are particularly good at preserving people who might otherwise disappear completely from history. The engineer who could repair anything except his own temper. The officer who knew every regulation but occasionally forgot common sense. The crewman with an inexplicable talent for being exactly where trouble was about to occur. The captain who had seen the same mistake twenty times before and was increasingly unsurprised to see it again. And somewhere above all of this stands the captain, responsible for the ship, the cargo, the crew and whatever fresh absurdity has chosen that particular voyage to make itself known. Published by the appropriately named Argonaut Press, Captain Lodi Speaking has the pleasing air of a book produced because somebody finally decided that these memories ought to be written down before the world they described disappeared altogether. That gives it considerable charm today. Modern shipping may involve satellite navigation, container terminals, digital communications and enormous vessels managed with extraordinary technical sophistication, but the older maritime world retained something visibly human about it. Ships had individual characters, routes had reputations, ports had stories and captains accumulated experiences that could not easily be reduced to a spreadsheet. This is consequently the sort of book likely to appeal as much to collectors of maritime social history as to readers interested specifically in ships. It is a personal voice from an occupation that has always generated stories simply because putting human beings into vessels and sending them across unpredictable stretches of water is an exceptionally efficient method of producing anecdotes. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has successfully navigated more than forty years without requiring salvage assistance, emergency towing or an inquiry by the Board of Trade. It may show the normal signs of age and previous ownership expected of a book published in 1984, but remains a perfectly respectable reading copy and an appealing survivor from the extensive, eccentric and often overlooked world of privately and independently published maritime memoirs. There is no ISBN, which only adds to its charm. Some books arrive with metadata, barcodes and international distribution systems. Others apparently sail into existence under their own authority and expect cataloguers to cope. Ideal for maritime enthusiasts, collectors of seafaring memoirs, merchant shipping historians, retired sailors, lovers of obscure autobiographical books and anyone who suspects that listening to an old captain tell stories is considerably more entertaining than reading another corporate leadership manual. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where captains may speak freely, obscure maritime memoirs remain seaworthy, and nobody is required to address the proprietor as “Skipper”. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7383/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/captain-lodi-speaking-aug-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Argonaut Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7382 Typographical Layout and Design by Linotype Technical Schools Series Typographical Layout and Design (1930) – Linotype Technical Schools Series – Linotype and Machinery Limited – Good Condition Long before anybody could move a headline three pixels to the left, change a font with one click or spend forty minutes wondering why a CSS margin was not behaving, there was typography done the proper way: with metal, machinery, measurement and the ever-present possibility of losing a finger. Typographical Layout and Design, published in 1930 as part of the Linotype Technical Schools Series by Linotype and Machinery Limited, is a fascinating practical guide to the principles of arranging type on the printed page. It comes from an era when “layout” did not mean dragging boxes around a screen but deciding, with considerable care, exactly how words, spacing, borders, illustrations and white space should work together before somebody committed the whole arrangement to metal. The Linotype machine revolutionised printing by allowing operators to cast complete lines of type as solid metal slugs, enormously speeding up newspaper and commercial printing. This book belongs to the educational world built around that technology, teaching printers not merely how to produce type, but how to make it look good once they had produced it. Inside is the serious business of proportion, balance, emphasis, spacing, display type, headings, decorative elements and page composition: all the things modern designers still argue about, except nobody in 1930 could solve the problem by downloading another font and hoping for the best. It is a reminder that graphic design existed perfectly well before computers noticed it. The principles are often surprisingly familiar. A page must guide the eye. Important material needs emphasis without shouting. Different typefaces must work together rather than starting a visual fist fight. White space is useful. Alignment matters. Decorative enthusiasm requires restraint. In other words, approximately a century of technological progress has given us vastly more sophisticated tools with which to make exactly the same design mistakes. As part of the Linotype Technical Schools Series, this was not produced as a coffee-table celebration of vintage printing. It was instructional material intended for people learning the trade, when typesetting was a skilled industrial occupation and printers were expected to understand both machinery and aesthetics. That makes it particularly interesting today. It offers a glimpse into the working culture of commercial printing at a moment when newspapers, advertisements, catalogues, posters, books and business stationery were all being produced through processes that now seem wonderfully mechanical. Letters were physical objects. Type had weight. Corrections involved considerably more effort than pressing Ctrl+Z. Published by Linotype and Machinery Limited, the company responsible for supplying and supporting Linotype equipment in Britain, the book is also a small piece of printing-industry history in its own right. It comes from the organisation that was helping train the people who operated some of the most important machinery in twentieth-century publishing. The book dates from 1930, placing it firmly in the golden age of hot-metal typesetting, when a printing works might contain clattering Linotype machines, molten type metal, composing rooms and skilled operators producing entire newspapers at speeds that would have seemed miraculous only a generation earlier. This copy is in Good condition, which is rather pleasing for a technical manual approaching its centenary. It has survived the demise of hot-metal typesetting, the arrival of phototypesetting, desktop publishing, QuarkXPress, PageMaker, InDesign, Photoshop, websites, smartphones and the widespread modern belief that Comic Sans was at some point an acceptable idea. There is no ISBN, because in 1930 the International Standard Book Number was still several decades away and publishers somehow managed to distribute books without first attaching a barcode to them. Ideal for collectors of printing history, typography enthusiasts, graphic designers, letterpress printers, Linotype collectors, publishing historians or anybody interested in seeing how professional page design was taught before software began offering twenty-seven thousand fonts and absolutely no judgement about which ones should be used. Also suitable for modern designers who might find it comforting — or mildly alarming — to discover that people were worrying about spacing, hierarchy and alignment nearly a hundred years before anyone invented the phrase “user experience”. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the typography may be hot metal, the design advice may be ninety-six years old, and we still occasionally have to resist the temptation to centre everything. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7382/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/typographical-layout-and-design-aug-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Linotype and Machinery Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7381 Vergil - Aeneid - Book Two by HE Gould and JL Whiteley Vergil – Aeneid – Book Two (1961) by H. E. Gould and J. L. Whiteley – Macmillan – Good Condition If you have ever thought, “That enormous wooden horse left outside the city by the enemy looks perfectly harmless,” then Book Two of the Aeneid may have an important message for you. Vergil – Aeneid – Book Two, edited by H. E. Gould and J. L. Whiteley, presents one of the most famous episodes in classical literature: the fall of Troy, told by Aeneas himself as he recalls the catastrophic final night of the city. The Greeks appear to have sailed away. Troy has survived ten years of war. Everybody is understandably delighted. Then they find a giant wooden horse. At this point several Trojans display the sort of judgement that history tends to punish severely. Despite warnings — most famously from Laocoön, who is extremely suspicious of Greeks bearing gifts — the horse is brought inside the city. Unfortunately, it contains armed Greeks rather than commemorative furniture, and during the night the hidden soldiers emerge, open the gates and allow the Greek army back into Troy. Things deteriorate quickly. Virgil turns the destruction of Troy into a vivid, tragic and often brutal sequence of confusion, fighting and loss. Aeneas rushes into the chaos, initially determined to fight, but gradually comes to understand that Troy cannot be saved and that his duty lies elsewhere. There are dreams, omens, divine interventions and some memorable examples of why ignoring prophetic warnings is rarely a strong policy in ancient literature. Among the most striking scenes is the death of Priam, the aged king of Troy, killed during the sack of his own city. The fall of the royal household mirrors the destruction happening outside, as an entire civilisation that once seemed permanent collapses in the course of a single night. Aeneas eventually escapes carrying his elderly father Anchises on his shoulders while leading his young son Ascanius away from the burning city. His wife Creusa, however, is lost during the flight and later appears to him as a shade, telling him that a different future awaits him elsewhere. It is not exactly a cheerful departure. Book Two is therefore much more than simply the story of the Trojan Horse. It is about defeat, duty, memory and the destruction of home — the disaster that sets Aeneas on the long journey which will ultimately connect the legendary survivors of Troy with the future rise of Rome. This 1961 Macmillan edition, edited by Gould and Whiteley, comes from the formidable tradition of school Classics texts, when generations of pupils were expected to encounter Troy’s destruction not through a film, podcast or helpful animation, but by translating Virgil’s Latin one sentence at a time. No skipping ahead. No subtitles. Just syntax. The editors provide the sort of notes and guidance intended to help readers navigate Virgil’s language, imagery and historical background, although there remains no protection against the poet deciding to place a perfectly important word somewhere entirely unexpected for dramatic effect. This copy is in Good condition, with the normal signs of age and previous ownership one would expect from a book published in 1961. It has survived more than six decades, which already puts it comfortably ahead of Troy’s performance once the horse was admitted. There is no ISBN, because this book dates from the period before every volume required a numerical identity, barcode and online product record in order to convince the world that it existed. Ideal for students of Latin, collectors of vintage Classics editions, admirers of Virgil, readers interested in the Trojan War, or anyone who would like several hundred pages of ancient literature reinforcing the basic principle that suspiciously large wooden objects left behind by departing enemies should probably remain outside the walls. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where Greeks may bear gifts, Trojans may ignore sensible advice, and all unusually large wooden horses are inspected before being allowed into the warehouse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7381/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vergil-aeneid-book-two-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7380 Vergil - Aeneid - XII by WS Maguinness Vergil – Aeneid – XII (1960) by W. S. Maguinness – Methuen & Co – Good Condition – Ex-School Copy By Book XII of the Aeneid, everybody has had quite enough. Aeneas has wandered across the Mediterranean, survived storms, lost friends, abandoned Carthage under circumstances unlikely to earn him a Christmas card from Dido, descended into the Underworld and finally reached Italy — only to discover that founding Rome’s future is apparently going to require one last enormous argument with a man called Turnus. Vergil – Aeneid – XII, edited by W. S. Maguinness, presents the final book of Virgil’s monumental Latin epic, where diplomacy has largely exhausted itself and events proceed towards the inevitable personal showdown between Aeneas and Turnus. The proposed solution initially appears wonderfully sensible: instead of allowing entire armies to continue killing one another, Aeneas and Turnus will fight in single combat and settle the matter themselves. Naturally, this sensible arrangement lasts about five minutes. Divine interference, broken agreements and renewed fighting plunge everyone back into battle, because ancient epic has never been particularly interested in administrative efficiency. Juno continues to involve herself in mortal affairs, warriors continue to die heroically, and Aeneas becomes increasingly determined to finish what destiny has apparently put on his personal to-do list. At the centre of the book lies the confrontation between Aeneas and Turnus, one of the most famous and morally complicated endings in classical literature. Turnus is defeated and pleads for mercy. For a moment Aeneas hesitates. Then he notices the belt of the dead Pallas on Turnus. The hesitation ends. Virgil concludes the entire Aeneid not with triumphant celebrations, speeches about Rome’s glorious future or everybody standing around congratulating Aeneas, but with an act of violent vengeance. Turnus dies, his life fleeing to the shadows below, and the poem simply stops. No epilogue. No “and then Rome was founded”. No cheerful summary of what happened next. Just death, destiny and the unsettling suggestion that even a supposedly divinely ordained future may be built on anger, grief and bloodshed. Cheery stuff for the classroom. This 1960 Methuen & Co edition, edited by W. S. Maguinness, belongs to the formidable old tradition of school Classics publishing, when pupils were expected to tackle serious chunks of Virgil in Latin with notes, vocabulary assistance and the implicit assumption that deciphering epic poetry was an entirely normal way to spend adolescence. This particular copy is an ex-school book from Old Palace School in Croydon, so it comes with some genuine educational history of its own. It may once have occupied a classroom shelf, library cupboard or satchel while pupils wrestled with Virgilian word order, ablative absolutes and the slightly alarming discovery that a sentence can apparently continue for several lines before revealing what the verb is doing. As an ex-school copy, it may show the expected signs of institutional ownership and previous use, but it remains in Good condition. Indeed, after more than sixty years of school life, storage and general human interference, it has arguably survived rather better than most of the characters in Book XII. There is no ISBN, because this edition dates from a period when books were not required to introduce themselves with a long identifying number before anybody was prepared to acknowledge their existence. Ideal for students of Latin, collectors of vintage Classics editions, admirers of Virgil, former pupils looking to rediscover exactly why they once feared unseen translation, or anyone wanting to own the final instalment of a poem that spends eleven books building towards Rome and then ends with one furious Trojan killing one unfortunate Italian. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where ancient grudges are tolerated, ex-school books are rehabilitated, and unlike Aeneas we generally try not to resolve customer disputes with single combat. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7380/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/virgil-aemeid-xii-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7379 The Apology of Socrates by Adela Marion Adam The Apology of Socrates (1951) by Adela Marion Adam – Cambridge University Press – Good Condition – Ex-School Copy There are easier ways to spend an afternoon than standing in front of an Athenian jury explaining why you should not be sentenced to death. Socrates, however, had never shown much interest in making life easy for himself. The Apology of Socrates, in this 1951 Cambridge University Press edition by Adela Marion Adam, presents Plato’s famous account of Socrates defending himself against charges of impiety and corrupting the youth of Athens. It is one of the foundational texts of Western philosophy and also a striking example of what can happen when a man spends years publicly asking powerful people awkward questions and then seems genuinely surprised that somebody eventually files a complaint. Socrates does not apologise in the modern sense of saying sorry and promising not to do it again. The Greek apologia means a defence, and defend himself he certainly does — although not always in a manner calculated to charm the jury. Accused of failing to respect the city’s gods and of leading young Athenians astray, Socrates explains his method of questioning those who claim to possess wisdom. His basic problem, as he sees it, is that many supposedly knowledgeable people turn out not to know nearly as much as they think they do. Socrates therefore concludes that his own peculiar form of wisdom lies in recognising his ignorance. This is philosophically admirable. It is also an excellent way of making enemies. The speech ranges across questions of truth, morality, civic duty, death, knowledge and the responsibilities of the individual. Socrates insists that he would rather continue examining himself and others than abandon philosophy merely to save his life. His famous belief that an unexamined life is not worth living gives the text its enduring power and has inconvenienced generations of philosophy students ever since. There is also considerable irony in the spectacle of one of history’s most influential thinkers being prosecuted partly because people found him irritating. The jury ultimately finds Socrates guilty. Asked to suggest an alternative punishment, he initially proposes that perhaps he deserves free meals at public expense for the services he has rendered Athens. This is not generally regarded as the strongest possible strategy when addressing people who have just voted to convict you. The eventual sentence is death. Socrates meets the prospect with characteristic composure, arguing that death is either a dreamless sleep or a journey to another existence in which he may continue questioning distinguished people from history. Even the afterlife, apparently, is not safe from Socratic cross-examination. This Cambridge University Press edition belongs to the formidable tradition of classical school texts from an era when pupils were expected to confront Greek philosophy in the original language rather than merely watch a three-minute educational video explaining that Socrates was “an important thinker”. This particular copy is an ex-school book from Old Palace School in Croydon, giving it an additional little history of its own. It presumably spent part of its life in classrooms, cupboards, desks or schoolbags while generations of pupils attempted to make sense of Plato, Greek grammar and why a man who was trying to avoid execution kept saying things likely to annoy the jury. The book is in Good condition, with the normal indications of age and previous institutional use one might expect from a school text published in 1951. Any marks of former ownership merely add to the sense that this copy has actually performed its educational duties rather than spending seventy years posing decoratively on a shelf. There is no ISBN, because this was published in the happy pre-barcode age when Cambridge could simply print Plato, put the university name on the cover and trust that civilisation would work out what to do with it. Ideal for students of Greek, philosophy enthusiasts, collectors of vintage school editions, former Classics pupils revisiting past struggles, or anyone who enjoys books in which the protagonist has every opportunity to make things easier for himself and steadfastly refuses. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where questioning authority is permitted, former schoolbooks are granted a second life, and nobody has yet been sentenced to death for asking what “Good condition” really means. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7379/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-apology-of-socrates-aug-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7378 Vergil - Aeneid - Book Five by JL Whiteley Vergil – Aeneid – Book Five (1959) by J. L. Whiteley – Macmillan – Good Condition – Ex-School Copy After storms, shipwrecks, doomed romance and a great deal of wandering around the Mediterranean, even a Trojan hero occasionally needs something approaching a sports day. Vergil – Aeneid – Book Five, edited by J. L. Whiteley, presents the fifth book of Virgil’s great Roman epic, in which Aeneas and his followers pause their prolonged journey towards Italy to commemorate the anniversary of his father Anchises’s death. Naturally, because this is an ancient epic, the memorial proceedings involve athletic contests, divine interference, emotional speeches and the ever-present possibility that somebody’s fleet may catch fire. Book Five is one of the more distinctive episodes in the Aeneid. Aeneas returns to Sicily and organises funeral games in his father’s honour, with competitions including ship racing, running, boxing and archery. Essentially, it is the Roman heroic equivalent of a school sports day, except the participants are armed veterans, the gods occasionally interfere, and losing can have rather more serious consequences than missing out on a house point. Virgil uses the episode to combine action, ceremony and character while allowing his exhausted Trojans a temporary respite from the larger business of founding the civilisation that will eventually become Rome. There are prizes, rivalries, impressive feats of strength and several reminders that even when everyone is technically taking a break, destiny remains irritatingly unwilling to leave them alone. Meanwhile, the Trojan women, thoroughly fed up with years of wandering and encouraged by divine mischief, decide that perhaps the best way to end the voyage is simply to set fire to the ships. It is a bold logistical proposal. Aeneas, unsurprisingly, is not enthusiastic. This 1959 Macmillan edition, edited by J. L. Whiteley, belongs to the long and noble tradition of school Classics texts intended to guide pupils through Latin literature with notes, explanations and just enough assistance to stop Virgil’s syntax from becoming an entirely personal vendetta. And this particular copy is an ex-school book from Old Palace School in Croydon, meaning it has already enjoyed a respectable educational career before arriving at Crappy Old Books. It may once have sat on a classroom shelf awaiting a pupil who had forgotten there was Latin homework, or been carried home in a schoolbag alongside exercise books, sandwiches and a growing sense of dread about tomorrow’s translation. That provenance gives the book character. There is something pleasing about a classical text that has genuinely been used for what it was intended: generations of pupils wrestling with Roman epic poetry while wondering why Aeneas could not simply have taken a more direct route. The book is in Good condition, with the sort of age and previous use one would reasonably expect from a school edition published in 1959. It has therefore survived considerably longer than several fleets in classical literature and, unlike the Trojan ships, appears not to have been deliberately set on fire. There is no ISBN, because this edition comes from a period when books could apparently be published, studied and survive for decades without requiring a barcode, online metadata or an algorithm to recommend them to anybody. Ideal for students of Latin, collectors of vintage school texts, lovers of Virgil, former Classics pupils seeking nostalgia, and anyone intrigued by the idea that one of the foundational works of Western literature contains an extended section devoted to competitive rowing and a disastrous attempt at fleet management. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where ancient epics get another voyage, ex-school books are released back into society, and all ships are inspected for signs of divine arson before dispatch. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7378/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vergil-aeneid-book-five-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7377 Caesar - Gallic War 3 by HE Gould and JL Whiteley Caesar – Gallic War 3 (1982) by H. E. Gould and J. L. Whiteley – Macmillan – Good Condition – Ex-School Copy Nothing livens up a school day quite like Julius Caesar explaining, in his own carefully polished Latin, why yet another part of Gaul had unfortunately required conquering. Caesar – Gallic War 3, edited by H. E. Gould and J. L. Whiteley, presents Book III of Caesar’s De Bello Gallico, the famous account of his campaigns in Gaul. Written by the man commanding the armies, it is military history, political autobiography and exceptionally confident public relations all rolled into one extremely influential piece of prose. Caesar famously writes about himself in the third person, which is an impressive literary achievement if you can carry it off without sounding ridiculous. Thus Caesar marches here, Caesar orders that, Caesar defeats somebody else, and Caesar remains remarkably fortunate that the historian responsible for recording Caesar’s achievements is also Caesar. Book III takes the campaign beyond the more familiar opening invasions and into further conflicts across western Gaul, including operations against the Veneti, a powerful maritime people of Brittany who made the tactical error of possessing ships, independence and a reluctance to accept Roman authority. Caesar, unsurprisingly, regarded this as a situation requiring administrative attention of the heavily armed variety. There are campaigns, sieges, naval warfare, shifting alliances and repeated demonstrations of Rome’s preferred diplomatic procedure: first issue demands, then explain afterwards why the resulting conquest was entirely necessary. For generations, Caesar’s Gallic War was a staple of Latin education, partly because his prose is famously direct and structured and partly because classical schooling once considered translating military reports about massacres, fortifications and tribal revolts an entirely wholesome activity for teenagers. This 1982 Macmillan edition, prepared by Gould and Whiteley, is very much part of that tradition. It is designed for students working through Caesar’s Latin with the sort of supporting notes, explanations and guidance intended to make the ancient text marginally less alarming at 9:15 on a Wednesday morning. And this particular copy has actually been there. It is an ex-school book from Old Palace School in Croydon, giving it a pleasing extra layer of educational history. At some point it presumably occupied a classroom shelf, library cupboard, desk or schoolbag while pupils confronted ablative absolutes, indirect statements and Caesar’s seemingly limitless supply of tribes who had decided that this year would be an excellent year to rebel. It also comes with a protective plastic sleeve, suggesting that somebody, somewhere, once took the preservation of Caesar’s Gallic campaigns extremely seriously. The sleeve has evidently done its job, because the book remains in Good condition despite decades of potential encounters with school desks, satchels, adolescent handwriting and whatever unspeakable substances traditionally accumulated at the bottom of school bags. As an ex-school copy, it may naturally show signs of institutional ownership or previous use, which is arguably part of its charm. A completely untouched school Latin book would raise more questions than it answered. ISBN 0333096932. Ideal for students of Latin, collectors of classical school texts, readers interested in Roman history, former Latin pupils wishing to discover whether any of it has remained lodged in the brain, or anyone fascinated by the remarkable ability of Julius Caesar to invade somebody else’s country while presenting himself as the reasonable party throughout. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where former schoolbooks are granted parole, protective plastic is respected, and Caesar is still explaining why the Gauls brought the whole thing upon themselves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7377/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/caesar-gallic-war-3-aug-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333096932 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7376 The Fall of Athems - Selections from The Hellenica of Xenophon - Books I and II by Theodore Horn The Fall of Athens – Selections from The Hellenica of Xenophon, Books I and II (1970) by Theodore Horn – Macmillan – Good Condition Athens had enjoyed democracy, empire, naval supremacy, philosophy, drama and the general confidence of a civilisation that had spent rather a long time being told how impressive it was. Unfortunately, Sparta had other ideas. The Fall of Athens – Selections from The Hellenica of Xenophon, Books I and II, edited by Theodore Horn, takes the reader into the closing years of the Peloponnesian War and the collapse of Athenian power at the end of the fifth century BC. It is history written by Xenophon, a man who had the considerable advantage of living rather closer to the events than most modern historians and the occasional disadvantage of having opinions about them. Xenophon’s Hellenica begins roughly where Thucydides abruptly leaves off, continuing the story of the war between Athens and Sparta through its final, increasingly uncomfortable stages. Athens, once dominant across the Aegean, is gradually squeezed by military defeats, political instability, financial exhaustion and the unfortunate discovery that empires become considerably less enjoyable when everybody else starts fighting back. There are naval battles, shifting alliances, political intrigues and generals making decisions which probably seemed perfectly reasonable before the casualty figures arrived. The decisive Spartan victory at Aegospotami leaves Athens without the fleet on which its power had depended, and from there matters deteriorate with impressive efficiency. By 404 BC, Athens is blockaded, starving and forced to surrender. Its famous Long Walls are pulled down, its empire collapses and a Spartan-backed oligarchy — the Thirty Tyrants — takes control. For a city that had spent decades presenting itself as the great champion of democracy, this represented something of an awkward end-of-season review. Yet, as so often in Greek history, defeat does not mean everybody calmly accepts the new arrangements. The rule of the Thirty proves brutal and short-lived, resistance develops, and democracy eventually returns. Ancient Greek politics rarely seems to have included a prolonged period during which everyone simply agreed to leave things alone. This 1970 Macmillan edition, prepared by Theodore Horn, offers selections from the first two books of Xenophon’s Hellenica, making it especially useful for students of Greek history and classical civilisation. It belongs to that admirable period of educational publishing when nobody felt the need to disguise serious ancient history behind cheerful graphics or titles such as Sparta: Ten Amazing Facts You Won’t Believe. Instead, you get Xenophon. And Xenophon expects you to pay attention. The book offers a fascinating contemporary account of one of the great reversals of the ancient world: the moment when Athens moved from imperial superpower to defeated city, demonstrating once again that military dominance is wonderfully permanent right up until the moment it isn’t. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived more than half a century rather better than the Athenian Empire managed its final few years. It may show the normal signs of age and previous ownership associated with a vintage educational book, but remains a sound copy for reading, study, collecting or quietly reminding yourself that political crises are by no means a modern invention. There is no ISBN, presumably because books of this vintage were still allowed to circulate without being assigned a numerical identity long enough to resemble an international telephone number. Ideal for students of Ancient Greece, collectors of classical texts, readers interested in the Peloponnesian War, admirers of Xenophon, former Classics pupils seeking either nostalgia or revenge, and anyone who enjoys watching a major geopolitical power discover that history has suddenly decided to move on without it. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where fallen empires, defeated democracies and slightly elderly Macmillan textbooks are all treated with equal dignity, provided they still have their pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7376/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fall-of-athens-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7375 The Philippics of Demosthenes I-III by Evelyn Abbott and PE Matheson The Philippics of Demosthenes I–III (1950) by Evelyn Abbott and P. E. Matheson – Oxford at the Clarendon Press – Good Condition – Ex-School Copy Before politicians had television studios, social media teams and carefully focus-grouped slogans, they had speeches. Very long speeches. Delivered in public. Without PowerPoint. And in the case of Demosthenes, often with the specific objective of persuading Athens that Philip II of Macedon was becoming a rather serious problem. The Philippics of Demosthenes I–III presents the first three great speeches in which the Athenian orator warned his fellow citizens about the growing power and ambitions of Philip of Macedon — father of Alexander the Great and, from the Athenian point of view, an increasingly unwelcome man to have expanding across the neighbourhood. Edited by Evelyn Abbott and P. E. Matheson, this 1950 Oxford at the Clarendon Press edition belongs firmly to the grand tradition of classical education in which schoolchildren were expected not merely to know that Ancient Greece existed, but to grapple personally with its politics, rhetoric and language. Educational standards were apparently based on the principle that if Demosthenes could address the Athenian Assembly under threat from Macedon, then a pupil in Croydon could certainly cope with Tuesday afternoon Greek. The Philippics themselves are masterpieces of political rhetoric. Demosthenes argues that Athens has become complacent while Philip acts decisively, warning repeatedly that hesitation, disunity and wishful thinking will eventually have consequences. In essence, he spends several speeches telling his fellow Athenians that their strategic policy of hoping everything will somehow work itself out is perhaps not quite sufficient. There is urgency, accusation, patriotism, political manoeuvring and a considerable quantity of rhetorical fire. Demosthenes wants Athens to wake up, organise itself and resist Macedonian expansion before Philip becomes too powerful to stop. History, with its customary lack of tact, subsequently revealed that he may have had a point. For students of ancient history, politics and rhetoric, the speeches remain fascinating because the arguments can feel surprisingly modern. Governments procrastinate. Citizens complain. Politicians blame one another. Threats are underestimated until they become larger threats. Somebody stands up and announces that everyone should have acted months ago. Two thousand years pass and civilisation continues experimenting with roughly the same system. This particular copy has additional character because it is an ex-school book from Old Palace School in Croydon. Somewhere in its previous life it presumably sat in a classroom, cupboard, library or schoolbag while generations of pupils encountered Demosthenes with varying degrees of scholarly enthusiasm. That provenance gives it a little history of its own. This is not merely an old Classics book; it is an artefact from an era of British education when Greek texts from the Clarendon Press were perfectly normal school equipment and nobody seemed particularly concerned that teenagers might prefer something involving spaceships. The book is in Good condition, although as an ex-school copy it may naturally bear signs of its institutional past and previous use. Rather than diminishing it, these traces arguably make it considerably more interesting. A pristine copy can tell you what Demosthenes said; an old school copy can also quietly remind you that somebody once had to revise it for homework. There is no ISBN, because in 1950 books were apparently permitted to exist without being assigned a long numerical barcode identity. They simply appeared from Oxford, contained several thousand years of civilisation, and expected you to get on with reading them. Ideal for collectors of classical texts, students of Ancient Greece, lovers of rhetoric, former Classics pupils wishing to reopen old intellectual wounds, or anyone nostalgic for the educational philosophy that believed a perfectly reasonable way to spend adolescence was translating speeches about Macedonian foreign policy. Sold by Crappy Old Books — rescuing former schoolbooks from retirement and giving Demosthenes one more opportunity to warn somebody about Philip of Macedon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7375/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/demosthenis-philippics-i-iii-aug-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford at the Clarendon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7374 Solzhenitsyn - A Biography by David Burg and George Feifer Solzhenitsyn – A Biography (1972) by David Burg and George Feifer – Hodder and Stoughton – Good Condition Some writers have difficult careers. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn had the sort of career in which publishing the wrong sentence could result in surveillance, censorship, exile, imprisonment or a lengthy and highly involuntary change of address. In Solzhenitsyn – A Biography, David Burg and George Feifer examine the life and extraordinary rise of the Russian novelist, dissident and former prisoner whose writing became one of the most powerful literary challenges to the Soviet state. Published in 1972, this biography appeared while Solzhenitsyn was still very much a living political problem for the authorities, which gives the book an immediacy rather different from biographies written comfortably after everybody involved has become history. Solzhenitsyn’s life had already included service in the Red Army during the Second World War, arrest for criticising Stalin in private correspondence, years in labour camps and internal exile, followed by the deeply inconvenient discovery that he possessed both a formidable literary talent and a determination to write about what he had experienced. Works such as One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, The First Circle and Cancer Ward brought him international recognition while simultaneously ensuring that official enthusiasm for his literary career cooled rather dramatically. Winning the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1970 did not exactly make relations with the Soviet establishment less complicated. Burg and Feifer trace not only Solzhenitsyn the writer, but Solzhenitsyn the public figure: stubborn, controversial, intensely serious and increasingly symbolic of the struggle between individual testimony and state-controlled history. It is difficult to imagine a government being genuinely alarmed by a novelist today, but Solzhenitsyn operated in an environment where a manuscript could be regarded as politically more dangerous than a weapon, largely because people could read it without permission. Because this biography dates from 1972, it also captures Solzhenitsyn at a particularly fascinating moment. His later expulsion from the Soviet Union in 1974, his years in the West and eventual return to Russia were still in the future. Readers therefore encounter the story before its later chapters had actually happened, when both admirers and opponents were still trying to work out what Solzhenitsyn represented and what the Soviet authorities might do about him next. Published by Hodder and Stoughton, this is an interesting period biography as much as a literary one: a contemporary attempt to understand a man whose reputation was developing in real time amid Cold War politics, censorship, ideological conflict and international attention. This copy is in Good condition, having survived rather more peacefully than its subject. It may display the usual signs of age and previous ownership expected of a book from the early 1970s, but remains a sound reading copy and an appealing addition to a shelf devoted to Russian literature, twentieth-century history, political biography or books about people governments would strongly have preferred to keep quiet. ISBN 0340165936. Ideal for readers interested in Solzhenitsyn, Soviet history, dissident literature, the Cold War, censorship, the Gulag system or the curious period when writing a serious novel could result in an international diplomatic incident. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where troublesome authors are welcomed, censorship is minimal, and the only thing likely to disappear mysteriously is the last copy after somebody buys it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7374/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/solzhenitsyn-aug-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340165935 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7372 Suspended Sentences by Patrick Modiano Suspended Sentences (2014) by Patrick Modiano – Yale University Press – As New Condition If you like your fiction clear, linear and reassuringly certain about who everybody is, where they are going and what exactly happened, Patrick Modiano may have other plans for your afternoon. Suspended Sentences brings together three haunting novellas by Patrick Modiano, the French novelist and Nobel Prize winner whose speciality is memory: unreliable, half-lit, elusive memory, the sort that wanders into a room, forgets why it came in and then starts wondering whether the room itself ever really existed. The volume contains Afterimage, Suspended Sentences and Flowers of Ruin, three interconnected works populated by disappearing adults, mysterious acquaintances, obscure addresses, abandoned places and people who seem permanently on the verge of becoming somebody else’s recollection. Modiano’s Paris is not so much a city as an enormous filing cabinet from which several important folders have gone missing. Childhood, identity, wartime shadows and the difficulty of reconstructing the past run throughout the book. Characters attempt to piece together lives from names, photographs, buildings, scraps of information and memories whose reliability deteriorates the more closely they are examined. It is detective fiction in which the detective is memory, the evidence is incomplete and the chief suspect may have disappeared thirty years ago. Much of Modiano’s fascination lies in what he does not explain. People appear, drift away and leave behind tantalising traces. Streets and neighbourhoods become loaded with significance. Apparently ordinary recollections acquire the strange atmosphere of dreams remembered just after waking, when everything seemed perfectly logical five seconds ago but is already beginning to dissolve. Published by Yale University Press in 2014, this English-language edition introduced these three closely related works together in one volume, with translation by Mark Polizzotti. It is an elegant introduction to Modiano’s distinctive literary world and particularly apt for readers who enjoy novels by writers who regard providing all the answers as a regrettable form of oversharing. The book is in As New condition, which means it has managed the unusual second-hand-book achievement of arriving at Crappy Old Books without apparently having participated very much in being old, crappy or even particularly used. An awkward situation for the brand, admittedly, but we shall persevere. ISBN 9780300198058. Ideal for admirers of literary fiction, French literature, atmospheric Parisian novels, explorations of memory and identity, Nobel Prize winners, or anybody who enjoys finishing a story with fewer certainties than they had when they began. Sold by Crappy Old Books — occasionally forced, through no fault of our own, to sell a book in suspiciously excellent condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7372/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/suspended-sentences-aug-2026.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Yale University Press 9780300198058 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7371 A History of England by Keith Feiling A History of England (1969) by Keith Feiling – Book Club Associates – Good Condition Nothing says light recreational reading quite like the entire history of England compressed between two covers. In A History of England, distinguished historian Keith Feiling takes on the modest little task of explaining how England got from assorted tribes, kings, invasions and dynastic squabbles to the comparatively orderly business of modern government. Along the way there are monarchs behaving badly, wars being started for reasons which probably seemed sensible at the time, religious disagreements of a particularly energetic nature, political scheming, imperial ambitions and enough constitutional tinkering to keep historians employed indefinitely. Feiling was no purveyor of chirpy historical trivia, so this is very much history from the era when authors expected readers to sit upright, concentrate and remember who everyone was. There are no cartoon Vikings, no amusing boxes headed Did You Know?, and almost certainly no suggestion that Henry VIII can be adequately understood through a six-point list of fun facts. Instead, you get the traditional substance: kings, governments, wars, institutions, personalities and the long, complicated development of England as a nation. Originally written by one of the leading British historians of his generation, Feiling’s account is broad in scope and confident in tone, offering a sweeping narrative of centuries during which England was invaded, unified, divided, reformed, restored, industrialised, expanded and occasionally persuaded that invading somewhere else might solve whatever problem happened to be occupying Parliament that week. This 1969 Book Club Associates edition comes from the glorious age of serious household bookshelves, when respectable homes were apparently expected to contain substantial works of history whether anybody actually intended to read them or not. It is the sort of book that looks entirely at home beside an encyclopaedia, a Readers’ Digest atlas and several volumes inherited from somebody’s uncle. Condition is Good, meaning that it has survived both English history and several decades of British domestic storage with considerably greater success than many of the institutions described within it. It is a used vintage book and may therefore show the usual signs of age and previous ownership, but remains perfectly suitable for reading, reference, shelf decoration or settling an argument about something that happened in 1485. There is no ISBN, presumably because books once managed to exist without needing a thirteen-digit numerical identity before they were allowed into polite society. Ideal for history enthusiasts, students, collectors of older historical works, traditionalists who prefer their history delivered without animation, or anyone who has ever wondered how a relatively damp group of islands managed to generate quite so many kings called Edward. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where history is rarely mint, occasionally dusty, and generally much cheaper than experiencing it firsthand. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7371/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-england-aug-2026.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7369 Victorian Fairings and Their Values by Margaret Anderson Victorian Fairings and Their Values (1975) by Margaret Anderson – Lyle Publications ISBN: 0902921355 Condition: Fair Victorian fairings are one of those wonderfully specific collecting fields that prove humanity is capable of becoming deeply interested in absolutely anything, provided enough examples survive and somebody eventually writes a book about them. Margaret Anderson’s Victorian Fairings and Their Values is exactly that book: a 1975 guide to the colourful, sentimental, comic and occasionally baffling little ceramic figures once sold at fairs and popular entertainments during the nineteenth century. The Victorians, it turns out, did not spend all their time mourning relatives, building railways and looking severe in photographs. Sometimes they bought slightly ridiculous porcelain ornaments. And thank goodness they did. Fairings were generally inexpensive decorative figures, often made in Germany and sold or given as prizes at British fairs. They depicted domestic scenes, courtship, marriage, drinking, arguments, children, animals, popular sayings and the everyday comic disasters of respectable life. In other words, they were essentially Victorian memes. Only heavier. And breakable. Many were deliberately humorous, often showing couples in situations that suggested marriage might not be the uninterrupted state of bliss advertised beforehand. There are flirtations. Domestic disputes. Bedroom scenes. Drunken husbands. Embarrassed wives. Children behaving badly. People caught in compromising circumstances. The entire range has the unmistakable feeling of a society that publicly valued propriety while privately enjoying the sight of other people making fools of themselves. Some things never change. The figures were often brightly coloured, cheaply produced and sold to ordinary people rather than wealthy collectors. That is part of their charm. They were not grand museum pieces intended to demonstrate dynastic prestige. They were the nineteenth-century equivalent of the amusing souvenir somebody buys on holiday and then spends forty years wondering where to put. A mantelpiece, naturally. The Victorian mantelpiece was one of civilisation’s great storage systems. Clocks. Photographs. Vases. China dogs. Fairings. Possibly something commemorating a royal wedding. If there was a horizontal surface, the Victorians regarded leaving it empty as a moral failure. Today these little figures have become collectable precisely because so many survived from a world in which they were commonplace. A cheap ornament in 1875 becomes an interesting antique a century later. This is the economic miracle collectors rely upon. The original purchaser probably spent a few pence and went home pleased. A later collector spends considerably more and begins discussing glaze, mould numbers and restoration under strong lighting. Civilisation progresses. Margaret Anderson’s book was produced during the great twentieth-century boom in antiques and collectables publishing, when virtually every category of object eventually acquired its own specialist guide. Furniture. Glass. Silver. Toys. Ceramics. Postcards. Buttons. And, naturally, Victorian fairings. The underlying principle was simple. If people collect it, somebody needs to catalogue it. If somebody catalogues it, values must be supplied. And once values are supplied, every attic becomes potentially exciting. That explains the irresistible appeal of books like this. You open the book. You look at a photograph. You remember something vaguely similar in a box inherited from an aunt. For approximately thirty seconds, retirement becomes financially secure. Then you discover yours has a chipped hat and was made in 1972. Still, the dream was pleasant. The values in the title are, of course, now historical values. This book was published in 1975. Any monetary figures should therefore be treated as a fascinating record of the collecting market at the time rather than a reliable guide to what something is worth today. A fairing listed at a particular price in 1975 may now be worth more. Or less. Or vastly more if it is rare. Or considerably less if somebody has glued the head back on with something resembling bathroom sealant. Antiques are like that. Condition, rarity, subject, maker, desirability and collector fashion all matter. So does whether the object has survived a century and a half without being dropped by a child. The book itself is therefore useful today not just as a price guide but as a historical reference. It helps identify designs. It shows the range of subjects produced. It records terminology. And it captures what collectors in the mid-1970s considered important. That last point is especially interesting. Collecting fashions change. Objects move in and out of favour. Entire categories become fashionable, unfashionable and fashionable again. Some collectors patiently wait decades https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7369/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/victorian-farings-and-their-values-aug-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lyle Publications 9780902921351 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7368 How To Complain by Christopher Ward How To Complain (1976) by Christopher Ward – Pan Books ISBN: 033024650X Condition: Good There are people who suffer silently. There are people who shrug, sigh and accept that the toaster has exploded, the hotel room overlooks a brick wall and the new washing machine appears to have been assembled by somebody working from memory. And then there are people who know how to complain properly. Christopher Ward’s How To Complain is a gloriously practical relic from 1976, dedicated to that most enduring of human activities: being dissatisfied with something and attempting to make somebody else do something about it. This is not, importantly, a book about simply becoming angry. Anybody can do that. True complaining is an art. It requires timing. Evidence. Persistence. The correct tone. And, ideally, the name of somebody slightly more senior than the person currently explaining that “there’s nothing we can do”. Published by Pan Books in the mid-1970s, How To Complain belongs to an age before email, online reviews, live chat, social media and the modern ability to announce to several thousand strangers that your takeaway chips were disappointingly lukewarm. In 1976, dissatisfaction required effort. You had to write a letter. A proper letter. On paper. Possibly using carbon copies. Then you found an envelope. Then a stamp. Then you posted it. And then you waited. People today complain that customer service takes twenty minutes to answer. In 1976, your complaint might spend two days travelling in a sack. This encouraged discipline. If you were going to complain, you made it count. Christopher Ward’s book is effectively a field manual for the consumer who has had enough. Faulty goods. Bad service. Disappointing holidays. Tradesmen. Retailers. Public services. Companies that ignore correspondence. People who promise to telephone and then vanish into administrative mist. The fundamental problems have not changed very much. Only the methods have become faster. The sentence “I’m afraid that is company policy” was presumably already fully operational in 1976. The genius of a book like this is that complaining sits somewhere between confrontation and bureaucracy. You cannot merely shout. That may be emotionally satisfying, but it often results in security being called. Instead, the successful complainant must remain calm enough to explain precisely what has gone wrong while simultaneously communicating that they have absolutely no intention of disappearing. This is harder than it sounds. Especially when someone has just told you that the faulty refrigerator is behaving “within normal parameters”. Ward guides the reader through the mechanics of making complaints effectively: who to contact, what to say, how to present the facts and when to escalate the matter. The underlying principle remains timeless. Do not rant. Document. A receipt is more powerful than outrage. A date is more useful than indignation. A name is better than “that woman I spoke to on Tuesday”. And a calm letter beginning “Dear Sir” could, in the right hands, carry the emotional force of a naval bombardment. The 1970s were also an excellent decade in which to publish a book about complaining. Britain was coping with inflation, industrial disputes, shortages, unreliable services and a general sense that somewhere, somehow, something had gone wrong administratively. The consumer movement was becoming more powerful. People were increasingly aware that buying something did not necessarily require accepting whatever happened afterwards. Consumer rights were developing. Organisations were being held to higher standards. And the customer was beginning to discover that “you’ve bought it now” was not always the end of the discussion. This was revolutionary stuff. Previously, a defective kettle might simply become part of the family. Now there were options. There is something charmingly analogue about the advice from today’s perspective. No screenshots. No online dispute portal. No tracking number. No automated email saying: YOUR CASE IS IMPORTANT TO US. followed by six weeks of complete silence. Instead there were letters, telephone calls, managers and organisations with physical addresses. You could write to head office. Head office was a real building. Somewhere inside was a person whose desk might eventually acquire your letter. Theoretically. This gave complaints a tangible quality. A sufficiently persistent customer could create an actual pile of correspondence. Nothing says determination like a lever-arch file. The book also comes from the era when telephone complaining involved a landline. There was no option to wander around the supermarket while arguing with customer services through wireless headphones. You sat beside the telephone. Possibly with notes. Possibly having already waited long enough to become emotionally invested in the hold music, assuming there w https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7368/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-complain-aug-2026.jpg 4.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330246507 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7366 Grail by Stephen Lawhead Grail (1997) by Stephen Lawhead – Book Club Associates ISBN: None Condition: Good Britain, sometime in the legendary past. Arthur is king, Camelot is doing its best to remain the centre of civilisation, Christianity is rubbing shoulders with older Celtic traditions, mysterious forces are gathering in inconvenient places, and inevitably somebody has misplaced the Holy Grail. Stephen Lawhead’s Grail is the fifth volume in his acclaimed Pendragon Cycle, a sweeping reimagining of the Arthurian legends in which familiar figures from myth are dragged out of the comfortable world of shining armour and children’s storybooks and placed into a darker, rougher and considerably muddier early Britain. This is not the Arthurian world where everybody has recently visited the armour-polishing department. Lawhead’s Britain is wet. It is dangerous. The roads are questionable. Communication is largely achieved by getting on a horse and riding for several days. And if somebody disappears into a forest, there is no practical method of checking their location. Yet out of this uncertain landscape comes the legend of Arthur, his companions and the mysterious vessel that has haunted European storytelling for centuries. The Grail is one of mythology’s more successful objects. Nobody can agree precisely what it is. Nobody can agree exactly where it came from. Nobody can reliably locate it. And nevertheless people have been looking for it for the better part of a thousand years. This is excellent branding. Traditionally associated with the cup used by Christ at the Last Supper and later connected with Joseph of Arimathea, the Grail accumulated layer after layer of medieval legend until it became much more than a cup. It became a symbol. Purity. Divine favour. Kingship. Healing. Spiritual truth. And, from the practical perspective of generations of knights, a reason to leave a perfectly adequate castle and spend several years wandering around dangerous countryside. Lawhead takes this familiar material and folds it into the distinctive world of the Pendragon Cycle, blending Arthurian legend, Celtic mythology and Christian tradition into something that feels both recognisable and rather different from the standard medieval version. His Arthur is not simply the polished king of later romance. The world around him has been built through struggle. Kingdoms have been united. Enemies defeated. Order established. Which naturally means it is time for everything to become complicated again. This is mythology. Nobody is allowed to retire successfully. The story centres upon the Grail and the danger surrounding it, with Arthur’s realm once again threatened by forces that are not always straightforwardly military. Because this is an Arthurian novel, evil seldom has the decency to arrive openly carrying a large sign marked EVIL. There are schemes. Mysteries. Spiritual dangers. Ancient rivalries. Questions of loyalty. And various people possessing motives it would have been tremendously helpful for them to explain at the beginning. Knights therefore have to do what knights traditionally do. Ride somewhere. Discover something alarming. Ride somewhere else. Fight somebody. Receive mysterious information. Realise the mysterious information was not nearly informative enough. And ride back again. The horse is arguably the unsung hero of Arthurian literature. By this stage in Lawhead’s cycle, the great names of Arthurian legend have acquired considerable weight. Arthur is no longer simply the young warrior trying to establish himself. The Round Table represents an ideal of order and fellowship. Britain has been fought for. Camelot means something. And the possible loss or corruption of the Grail threatens more than possession of an impressive piece of tableware. That is what makes the Grail such an effective story device. If somebody steals an ordinary goblet, you call the guards. If somebody steals the Holy Grail, civilisation itself may apparently require attention. The search consequently becomes spiritual as well as physical. Who is worthy? What does the Grail represent? Can something sacred simply be possessed? And why, if divine objects are so important, are they continually being stored somewhere from which villains can remove them? Medieval security procedures remain unclear. Lawhead’s great strength is atmosphere. Forests are not simply collections of trees. They are places where something ancient might be waiting. Ruins carry memory. Kingship carries responsibility. Faith is not merely decorative background. The landscape itself seems to contain history. This makes the books particularly appealing to readers who enjoy Arthurian fiction but prefer it with a stronger sense of early British and Celtic identity rather than the later medieval world of elaborate tournaments and aggressively polished heraldry. There is still honour. There are still swords https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7366/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/grail-aug-2026.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7365 South East Asia - Life World Library by Stanley Karnow South East Asia (1964) by Stanley Karnow – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Fair South East Asia, 1964. Jungles, rice fields, rapidly growing cities, colonial leftovers, communist insurgencies, newly independent nations and enough geopolitical tension to ensure that anybody producing a reference book on the region had chosen a particularly inconvenient moment to declare the information finished. Written by Stanley Karnow and published by Time-Life International, South East Asia is a fascinating illustrated portrait of one of the most complicated regions in the world at a moment when virtually everything seemed to be changing at once. And 1964 was not exactly a quiet year. Vietnam was sliding ever deeper into war. Laos was unstable. Cambodia was attempting to remain neutral. Indonesia was confronting the newly formed Malaysia. Singapore was still part of Malaysia and would not become an independent state until the following year. The Philippines was developing as a post-colonial republic. Thailand was firmly aligned with the United States. And throughout the region, the Cold War had turned tropical geography into international strategy. So if you are looking for a peaceful vintage travel book containing nothing more controversial than temple opening times and recommendations for a pleasant beach, this may require slightly more concentration. The term South East Asia itself covers an extraordinary variety of countries and peoples. Vietnam. Thailand. Cambodia. Laos. Burma, now Myanmar. Malaysia. Singapore. Indonesia. The Philippines. And surrounding territories and islands, all possessing different languages, religions, histories and political systems. Europe spent several centuries helpfully ensuring that the colonial history was equally varied. Britain had bits. France had bits. The Netherlands had an enormous collection of islands. Spain had previously controlled the Philippines before the Americans became involved. Portugal hung on in places. Japan invaded much of the region during the Second World War. By the time independence arrived, almost everybody had left behind borders, institutions, railways, administrative systems and several unresolved problems. Nation-building therefore began with a certain amount of inherited paperwork. Stanley Karnow was particularly well suited to writing about the region. An American journalist and historian, he reported extensively from Asia and would later become especially well known for his work on Vietnam. He was not approaching South East Asia merely as someone who had stepped off an aeroplane, taken several photographs of temples and returned home with strong opinions about noodles. He had first-hand experience of the political forces transforming the region. That matters particularly in a book published in 1964, because events were moving remarkably quickly. Vietnam naturally hangs heavily over the period. The country had already been divided into communist North Vietnam and the anti-communist South following the end of French colonial rule. The United States was steadily increasing its involvement. American military advisers were already present in large numbers. The Gulf of Tonkin incident occurred in August 1964, dramatically accelerating American participation in the conflict. The enormous US combat deployment associated with the Vietnam War would follow. So this book captures South East Asia at almost the precise moment before the Vietnam War became one of the defining international events of the late twentieth century. There is no hindsight. Nobody has yet watched the helicopters leave Saigon in 1975. Nobody knows exactly how badly the war will escalate. Nobody knows how many governments will fall, how many lives will be lost or how dramatically the conflict will reshape American politics. That is one of the peculiar pleasures of old reference books. The people in them are walking towards history without knowing which photographs will later appear in documentaries. Cambodia is equally striking in retrospect. In 1964, Prince Norodom Sihanouk was attempting to steer the country through the Cold War while maintaining a complicated neutrality. The Khmer Rouge had not yet seized power. The horrors of the Cambodian genocide were still more than a decade away. Phnom Penh was a functioning and comparatively elegant capital. The future had not yet become catastrophic. Looking at period photographs with that knowledge is inevitably unsettling. Old books sometimes acquire significance their publishers could never have anticipated. A photograph intended simply to illustrate everyday life becomes evidence of a vanished world. Laos was similarly caught in political conflict. Royalists. Neutralists. Communists. Foreign powers. The country became one of the quieter but strategically important theatres of the wider Indochina struggle. And, as frequently happens in i https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7365/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-the-south-east-asia-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7364 Brazil by Elizabeth Bishop Brazil (1963) by Elizabeth Bishop – The Sunday Times ISBN: None Condition: Good Brazil, 1963. Vast forests, enormous rivers, rapidly growing cities, coffee plantations, beaches, modernist architecture, samba, football and approximately enough land to make most European countries look like administrative districts. Written by the celebrated American poet Elizabeth Bishop, who lived in Brazil for many years, this is a wonderfully evocative portrait of the country at a particularly interesting moment in its modern history. And Brazil does not lend itself particularly well to brief explanation. It is enormous. Properly enormous. The sort of enormous where looking at a map and saying “that’s not far” can lead to several days of travel and a serious reconsideration of scale. The country stretches across a huge portion of South America and contains almost every sort of landscape one could reasonably request: tropical rainforest, enormous river systems, mountains, grasslands, wetlands, agricultural regions, sprawling cities and a coastline of such unreasonable length that Britain begins to resemble somewhere one might walk around after lunch. In 1963, Brazil was also changing rapidly. The country was industrialising. Cities were expanding. Roads were being driven into previously remote regions. Migration was transforming urban life. And Brasília—the extraordinary new capital built almost from scratch in the country’s interior—had opened only three years earlier, in 1960. Few governments demonstrate confidence quite like deciding the existing capital is inconvenient and constructing another one. Brasília was the great symbol of modern Brazilian ambition. Designed around the plans of Lúcio Costa, with monumental buildings by Oscar Niemeyer, it looked less like a traditional city than somebody’s architectural proposal for the future. Curving concrete. Huge open spaces. Government buildings apparently designed with the assumption that everyone approaching them should feel very small. It was modernism conducted on a national scale. The future had arrived. Naturally, it was made of concrete. Rio de Janeiro, meanwhile, remained the image of Brazil most familiar abroad. Mountains rising dramatically beside the sea. Copacabana. Ipanema. Sugarloaf Mountain. Christ the Redeemer surveying everything from above with considerably better views than most estate agents can offer. Few cities possess geography so determined to show off. Rio had been Brazil’s capital until Brasília replaced it, but losing the government did little to reduce its cultural importance. It remained glamorous, crowded, musical, chaotic and visually spectacular. In a country not short of scenery, Rio somehow still manages to insist that everyone look at it. São Paulo offered another Brazil entirely. Industrial. Commercial. Expanding at extraordinary speed. Factories, offices and vast waves of migration were turning it into one of the world’s great metropolitan centres. The São Paulo photographed in the early 1960s was already enormous, but it had not yet reached the staggering scale familiar today. Which makes period photographs particularly entertaining. A view described as showing “modern São Paulo” may now look positively tranquil. Traffic occasionally appears capable of moving. There are open spaces between buildings. One suspects contemporary residents would regard this as historical fantasy. Then there is the Amazon. No book about Brazil can avoid it, partly because the Amazon Basin occupies such an absurd quantity of the country that attempting to ignore it would require folding the map. The river itself is gigantic. Its tributaries are gigantic. The rainforest is gigantic. Everything seems designed to make ordinary geographical adjectives inadequate. European rivers generally know where their banks are. The Amazon sometimes appears to regard banks as optional guidance. In 1963, much of the Amazon remained extraordinarily remote. Road connections were limited. Large areas were accessible primarily by river or aircraft. Indigenous communities lived in regions barely known to outsiders. The enormous environmental debates that would later surround deforestation, mining, ranching and development had not yet reached anything like their modern international prominence. At the time, the rainforest was often viewed through the very mid-century lens of unused resources awaiting development. There were trees. Minerals. Land. Rivers. Clearly something had to be done with all this. The possibility of simply leaving enormous parts of nature alone had not yet achieved full administrative popularity. That difference in outlook is one of the things that makes old geographical books fascinating. They do not merely show yesterday’s world. They show yesterday’s assumptions about tomorrow. Coffee naturally plays its part. For generations Brazil had been one of the world’s https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7364/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-brazil-aug-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sunday Times no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7363 Greece - Life World Library by Alexander Eliot Greece - Life World Library (1964) by Alexander Eliot – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Good Greece, 1964. Ancient temples, whitewashed islands, rugged mountains, olive groves, Orthodox churches, energetic politics and several thousand years of civilisation attempting to coexist with buses, concrete, tourism and the twentieth century. Published by Time-Life International as part of its celebrated Life World Library series, Alexander Eliot’s Greece is a richly illustrated portrait of a country whose historical reputation is so enormous that modern Greece has occasionally had to work rather hard to be noticed underneath it. This is, after all, the place that gave the world democracy, philosophy, theatre, classical architecture, the Olympic Games and a considerable number of men whose names now appear on university reading lists. The inheritance is intimidating. Imagine trying to open a modest municipal office when your ancestors invented Western political thought. By 1964, Greece was a very different country from the ancient world tourists arrived hoping to find, but the past remained everywhere. The Acropolis still dominated Athens. Ruined temples stood among modern settlements. Ancient theatres continued to cling magnificently to hillsides. And archaeology was never very far away. In Greece, digging a foundation can become an academic emergency surprisingly quickly. Athens in the early 1960s was expanding rapidly. Post-war migration from rural areas was swelling the capital, apartment blocks were multiplying and modern traffic was beginning its long campaign against the romantic image of classical civilisation. It is one thing to contemplate Socrates. It is another to contemplate Socrates while somebody behind you leans continuously on a car horn. That, perhaps, is the authentic modern Mediterranean experience. Politically, the Greece captured here stood at a particularly interesting point. The country had endured occupation during the Second World War and then a brutal civil war that ended in 1949. Those conflicts were still recent memories. King Paul was monarch when 1964 began, but he died in March of that year and was succeeded by Constantine II. George Papandreou became prime minister in 1964, during a period of political tension that would eventually lead to the military coup of 1967. None of that later history had happened when this volume appeared. There is no helpful footnote saying, “Things become rather complicated shortly.” That absence of hindsight is one of the pleasures of old reference books. The present is still genuinely uncertain. The Colonels have not seized power. The monarchy has not yet fallen. Greece has not yet joined the European Economic Community. The drachma still rules the wallet. And nobody has yet tried to sell you an airline seat to Santorini for £24.99 plus twelve mysterious charges. The islands naturally provide some of the finest photography. The Cyclades. Crete. Rhodes. Corfu. The Dodecanese. The Ionian islands. Each has its own history, architecture and character, despite the later tourist industry’s heroic attempt to summarise them all as “sun, sea and tavernas”. In 1964, mass tourism was growing, but many islands were still far less developed than they would become. There were fewer hotels. Fewer swimming pools. Fewer hire scooters. Far fewer people attempting to photograph exactly the same sunset. Santorini had not yet become a global ceremony in which several thousand visitors collectively hold telephones towards the horizon. Mykonos was becoming fashionable, but had not fully developed into the international kingdom of designer sunglasses and improbable bar bills that came later. The Greek island experience still involved boats, local transport and a certain amount of acceptance that timetables represented aspiration rather than binding contract. Crete offers an entire civilisation by itself. Minoan ruins. Venetian towns. Mountain villages. Second World War history. Distinctive food and music. And enough rugged interior to remind visitors that Greece is not simply beaches attached to archaeological sites. Indeed, much of mainland Greece is mountainous. Very mountainous. The landscape rises and falls with such enthusiasm that flat ground can occasionally seem like a special amenity. This geography shaped settlement, agriculture, communication and regional identity for centuries. Villages developed in valleys and on slopes. Roads wound around mountains. Communities remained relatively isolated. And travellers discovered that something apparently six miles away on the map might require the better part of an afternoon. The sea, meanwhile, has always been central to Greek life. Shipping became one of modern Greece’s great industries, continuing a maritime tradition extending back thousands of years. Greek shipowners built enormous commercial fleets. Ports co https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7363/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-greece-aug-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7362 India - The Sunday Times World Library by Joe David Brown India - The Sunday Times World Library (1963) by Joe David Brown – The Sunday Times ISBN: None Condition: Good India, 1963. A country of staggering scale, ancient civilisations, enormous cities, remote villages, newly built industries, crowded railways, sacred rivers, political ambition and enough history to make most national timelines look suspiciously underdeveloped. Published by The Sunday Times as part of its World Library series, Joe David Brown’s India sets out to explain one of the largest, most populous and most culturally complicated countries on Earth in one substantial illustrated volume. Which is optimistic. But admirably so. This is India only sixteen years after independence from British rule in 1947. The scars of Partition were still recent. Millions of people had been displaced. India and Pakistan had already fought over Kashmir. Jawaharlal Nehru was still Prime Minister. And the country was engaged in one of the most ambitious nation-building projects of the twentieth century. The task was not exactly modest. A vast population. Hundreds of languages and dialects. Deep religious diversity. Enormous regional differences. Poverty on a scale difficult for many Western readers to comprehend. And, on top of all that, the requirement to make parliamentary democracy work across the whole thing. Most committees struggle to organise refreshments. India organised elections involving hundreds of millions of people. By 1963, the young republic had already committed itself to economic planning, major industrial development, scientific education and huge infrastructure projects. Steel mills were built. Dams rose across rivers. Universities expanded. New factories appeared. And Nehru famously regarded large dams and industrial projects as symbols of modern India. This naturally delighted mid-century photographers. Nothing said “progress” quite like concrete. Preferably lots of concrete. With a tiny human being standing beside it for scale. India in the early 1960s was balancing tradition and modernity in a particularly dramatic way. You might find a bullock cart travelling along a road towards a brand-new industrial plant. A village following agricultural rhythms that had existed for generations while, elsewhere, Indian scientists were developing nuclear research and space ambitions. Temples thousands of years old stood within growing modern cities. The old and the new were not replacing one another neatly. They were simply carrying on simultaneously. This is one of the reasons the photographs in a book like this are so fascinating today. What was ordinary in 1963 has become historical. Cars. Buses. Trains. Shop signs. Clothing. Street markets. Factories. Office interiors. Even an unremarkable railway platform can now absorb several minutes of careful inspection. Vintage books perform this trick wonderfully. The publisher carefully photographs the Taj Mahal. Sixty years later somebody is studying the taxi parked beside it. The Taj Mahal, after all, is still there. The taxi probably isn’t. Delhi provides one of the great contrasts. Old Delhi, with its tangled streets, markets and Mughal architecture, existed alongside New Delhi, the imperial administrative capital designed during British rule and inherited by the independent state. Few cities offer a more literal demonstration of history piling itself on top of history. Empires arrive. Empires depart. Government offices remain inconveniently large. Then there is Bombay—today Mumbai—already one of India’s great commercial cities. Calcutta, now Kolkata, remained a major cultural and industrial centre. Madras, now Chennai, represented another important regional world entirely. The modern reader is therefore immediately reminded that even the names on the map have changed. This was India before Gurgaon became Gurugram. Before Bangalore became Bengaluru. Before Bombay became Mumbai. Before many of the modern skylines existed. If you enjoy old maps, there is plenty here to keep you occupied. The railways naturally deserve attention. India inherited one of the world’s largest railway systems from the British and proceeded to make it even more central to national life. For a country of such enormous distances, trains were—and remain—indispensable. In 1963, railway travel could involve steam locomotives, crowded platforms, long-distance journeys and the sort of luggage arrangements that suggest the phrase “travelling light” had not yet been universally embraced. From the perspective of British railway history, there is also something faintly ironic about the scale. Britain built much of India’s railway system during the imperial period. India kept a vast national railway. Britain later spent several decades arguing about its own. History has a sense of humour. Religion and spirituality naturally form another huge part of the picture. Hinduism. Islam. Sikhism. Christi https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7362/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-india-aug-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sunday Times no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7361 Spain - Life World Library by Kugh Thomas Spain - Life World Library (1964) by Hugh Thomas – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Good Spain, 1964. Sunshine, bullfights, cathedrals, olive groves, flamenco, dusty villages, rapidly multiplying package tourists and General Franco still very firmly installed in Madrid. Published by Time-Life International as part of its superb Life World Library series, Hugh Thomas’s Spain captures the country at a particularly fascinating moment: twenty-five years after the end of the Spanish Civil War, still under dictatorship, but rapidly modernising and beginning to discover that northern Europeans were prepared to travel astonishing distances in search of reliable sunshine and inexpensive alcohol. This was not quite the Spain we know today. There was no constitutional monarchy. No European Union membership. No high-speed railway network. No Ryanair flight depositing sixty people from Luton in Málaga for the price of a moderately ambitious sandwich. Spain in 1964 was still ruled by Francisco Franco, whose nationalist forces had won the Civil War in 1939 and who would remain in power until his death in 1975. So although the photographs may contain beaches, fishing boats and agreeable-looking cafés, there is a decidedly serious political background to the scenery. The Civil War itself remained a very recent memory. For someone aged fifty in 1964, it was something they had personally lived through. Cities had been bombed. Families had been divided. Hundreds of thousands had died. Many Spaniards had gone into exile. And the victorious regime had spent the following decades establishing a tightly controlled authoritarian state. This was not yet something safely contained in documentaries and history books. It was living memory. Which makes Hugh Thomas a particularly interesting author for the volume. Thomas was a British historian whose monumental work The Spanish Civil War had first appeared only a few years earlier, in 1961, establishing him as one of the best-known English-language historians of modern Spain. He therefore knew considerably more about Spain than somebody who had spent a fortnight in Benidorm and learned how to order another beer. That gives the book rather more historical weight than your average illustrated country guide. But Spain in the early 1960s was also changing astonishingly quickly. After years of economic isolation and hardship, the country had begun opening its economy during the late 1950s. Industrial production increased. Foreign investment arrived. Cities expanded. Millions of Spaniards moved from rural areas towards Madrid, Barcelona and the industrial regions. And tourism took off with the enthusiasm of an aeroplane full of sun-starved Britons escaping February. The result was the beginning of the Spanish economic miracle. Spain was becoming wealthier. Cars appeared in increasing numbers. Household appliances spread. Roads improved. Hotels multiplied along the Mediterranean coast. And entire fishing villages began the long transformation into places containing swimming pools, apartment blocks and laminated menus in seven languages. This is therefore Spain caught somewhere between the old rural society and the modern European country that would emerge over the following decades. And visually, that makes it wonderful. You have traditional villages where donkeys and carts are still part of ordinary life. Farmers working landscapes that had changed little for generations. Fishing communities. Religious processions. Markets. Old city streets. Alongside factories, motorways, apartment blocks and new tourist developments confidently announcing that the future would involve significantly more concrete. Few countries provide such dramatic geographical variety either. There are the green landscapes of Galicia. The mountains of the north. The enormous central plateau. The Pyrenees. The Mediterranean coast. Andalusia. Dry regions where the scenery begins to suggest that somebody has forgotten to turn the irrigation on. Spain is sometimes imagined abroad as one enormous sunny beach. It is not. Parts of northern Spain receive enough rain to make a Welshman feel at home. Meanwhile, portions of the interior can look as though precipitation has become a philosophical rather than meteorological concept. Madrid sits roughly in the middle of all this, high on the central plateau and functioning as the political heart of the country. The photographs of early-1960s Madrid are particularly interesting today. Cars. Buses. Advertising. Clothing. Street furniture. Shops. People conducting normal lives with absolutely no idea that several decades later strangers would stare at the background of the photograph saying: “Look at that Seat 600.” The SEAT 600 deserves a special mention because few objects symbolised Spain’s economic transformation more effectively. Small, affordable and produced under licence https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7361/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-spain-aug-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7360 The West Indies - Life World Library by Carter Harmant The West Indies - Life World Library (1965) by Carter Harman – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Good The West Indies, 1965. Sun, sea, sugar, rum, colonial leftovers, newly independent nations, islands of wildly different character and enough political complexity to make the phrase “Caribbean paradise” look just a little under-researched. Published by Time-Life International as part of its ambitious Life World Library series, Carter Harman’s The West Indies is a lavishly illustrated survey of the Caribbean at a moment when the region was changing rapidly and, in many places, redefining itself after centuries of colonial rule. And if ever there were a part of the world that proved geography has a sense of humour, it is the West Indies. Dozens of islands. Different languages. Different colonial histories. Different economies. Different political systems. All scattered through the Caribbean Sea in a manner suggesting somebody dropped the map before the ink dried. In 1965, the region was in transition. Jamaica and Trinidad and Tobago had gained independence only a few years earlier, in 1962. Barbados would follow in 1966. Other islands remained under British, French, Dutch or American control. Some were becoming nations. Some were still dependencies. Some were deciding what they wanted to become. And all of them had inherited layers of history involving empire, slavery, plantations, migration and trade that were not going to disappear merely because a flag changed. So although this may look at first glance like a cheerful illustrated book about palm trees, it is actually a rather interesting historical document. There are, admittedly, quite a lot of palm trees. Time-Life photographers were unlikely to travel to the Caribbean and ignore them. They would have been dismissed. The islands themselves offer almost unfair visual material. White beaches. Mountain interiors. Dense forests. Volcanoes. Fishing villages. Harbours. Sugar plantations. Colourful towns. And seas possessing shades of blue that would look suspicious if reproduced badly in a modern brochure. But behind the scenery sits a much more complicated story. The Caribbean economy had been shaped for centuries by plantation agriculture. Sugar dominated many islands. Bananas, coffee, cocoa and other crops followed. Tourism was increasingly important, but had not yet reached the enormous scale familiar today. Cruise ships existed, certainly, but the modern floating shopping centre containing several thousand passengers, eighteen restaurants and an artificial climbing wall had not yet become the standard method of visiting six countries without properly entering any of them. Travel in the 1960s retained a certain seriousness. You boarded a plane. You arrived somewhere. You stayed there. Revolutionary. Jamaica provides one of the most fascinating parts of the story. Newly independent, culturally distinctive and already producing music, literature and political ideas with influence far beyond its size, it was entering a new phase of national life. Kingston was expanding. Tourism was developing. Reggae, as the world would later know it, was only beginning to emerge from ska and rocksteady. Bob Marley was still a young musician rather than an international icon printed on posters in student bedrooms everywhere. In other words, the cultural future was already brewing, but nobody had yet packaged it into a greatest hits album. Trinidad and Tobago offered a different mixture. Oil. Industry. Carnival. Calypso. A deeply multicultural population shaped by African, Indian, European and other influences. It too had only recently become independent and was working out what modern nationhood would look like. And then there were the smaller islands. Barbados. Grenada. St Lucia. Dominica. Antigua. Montserrat. St Vincent. The Bahamas. And many others. Each with its own history, landscape and identity, despite the persistent tendency of outsiders to treat “the Caribbean” as though it were a single large beach with several airports. It is not. This is one of the useful things a book like this reminds us. Islands separated by relatively small stretches of water can have completely different political systems, languages, religions, economies and cultural traditions. People living twenty miles apart may have inherited entirely different empires. Europe really did travel a very long way to complicate things. The colonial history naturally looms large. Britain. France. Spain. The Netherlands. And later the United States. Everyone seems to have had a go. Plantations created enormous wealth for colonial powers while enslaved Africans endured generations of brutality. Indentured labourers later arrived from India and elsewhere. Those movements of people created the extraordinarily diverse Caribbean societies visible today. Food, language, religion, music and identity all bear https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7360/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-the-west-indies-aug-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7359 Israel - Life World Library by Robert St John Israel - Life World Library (1962) by Robert St. John – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Good Israel, 1962. A country only fourteen years old in its modern form, occupying a piece of land with several thousand years of history already attached to it and enough political, religious and historical significance to keep archaeologists, diplomats, theologians and newspaper editors permanently employed. Published by Time-Life International as part of its ambitious Life World Library series, Robert St. John’s Israel is a fascinating period portrait of the country during its earliest decades of statehood. And “period portrait” really is the important phrase here. This is Israel before the Six-Day War of 1967. Before the Yom Kippur War. Before many of the borders, settlements, political arguments and diplomatic arrangements familiar from later decades had taken their modern form. In 1962, the State of Israel had existed for less time than many of the cars photographed in this book would now spend awaiting restoration. The country had been established in 1948 following the end of the British Mandate and the United Nations partition proposal, and had immediately fought a war with neighbouring Arab states. Hundreds of thousands of Palestinian Arabs had been displaced during that conflict, while large numbers of Jewish refugees and immigrants were arriving from Europe, the Middle East and North Africa. So from the beginning this was not exactly a nation enjoying a quiet administrative start-up period. There were refugees. Immigration camps. Housing shortages. Security concerns. Water shortages. Economic pressures. Border tensions. And the modest challenge of attempting to build functioning national institutions almost from scratch. Yet by 1962 Israel was already creating cities, industries, farms, universities, infrastructure and a distinctive national identity at remarkable speed. Time-Life naturally found plenty to photograph. Kibbutzim. New towns. Desert agriculture. Ports. Factories. Immigrant communities. Markets. Schools. Ancient archaeological sites. And enough serious-looking people standing beside irrigation equipment to reassure any 1960s reader that civilisation was moving firmly in the direction of progress. Irrigation was particularly important. Large areas of Israel are dry. Very dry. The sort of dry that makes a British hosepipe ban seem almost theatrical. Water therefore became one of the central practical challenges of the young state, and agricultural development depended heavily on irrigation, conservation and major infrastructure projects. Making the desert bloom became one of the great symbols of early Israeli nation-building. It also provided excellent opportunities for photographs of pipes. Mid-century publishers loved pipes. Preferably large ones. The kibbutz inevitably features prominently too. These collective communities became one of the most recognisable images of early Israel: agriculture, shared labour, communal living and idealism mixed together under considerable quantities of sunshine. To Western readers in the early 1960s, the kibbutzim seemed almost experimental. Part farm. Part village. Part political philosophy. Part place where everyone apparently knew how to repair a tractor. Whatever one’s politics, they represented an extraordinary attempt to organise daily life differently. Jerusalem, naturally, brings an entirely different scale of history. Few cities can make a modern political dispute look recent. Sacred to Judaism, Christianity and Islam, Jerusalem has been conquered, destroyed, rebuilt, besieged and argued over so many times that any ordinary municipal planning dispute must feel disappointingly modest. In 1962 the city itself was divided. West Jerusalem was under Israeli control. East Jerusalem, including the Old City, was under Jordanian control. The city would not come under unified Israeli control until the Six-Day War five years later. That alone gives photographs and descriptions in this volume considerable historical interest. A street scene is not merely an old street scene. It belongs to a political geography that no longer exists in quite the same form. Tel Aviv offers a very different Israel. Modern. Commercial. Expanding. Mediterranean. And already developing the energy that would eventually make it one of the country’s great economic centres. The architecture, traffic and clothing seen in early-1960s photographs now look wonderfully period. There are cars that would today attract small crowds at classic vehicle shows. Shopfronts that disappeared decades ago. People wearing clothes that apparently required ironing before leaving the house. And streets without anybody staring continuously at a phone. Astonishing times. Haifa supplies the port, industry and dramatic slopes of Mount Carmel. The Negev supplies desert. Galilee supplies landscapes heavy wit https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7359/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-israel-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7358 Tropical Africa - Life World Library by Robert Coughlan Tropical Africa - Life World Library (1963) by Robert Coughlan – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Good Tropical Africa, 1963. An immense region of forests, savannahs, rivers, rapidly growing cities, ancient cultures, newly independent nations and enough political change to make any reference book publisher slightly nervous about the shelf life of its maps. Published by Time-Life International as part of the ambitious Life World Library series, Robert Coughlan’s Tropical Africa is a substantial illustrated portrait of sub-Saharan Africa at one of the most extraordinary moments in the continent’s modern history. And 1963 really was an extraordinary moment. Across Africa, colonial rule was rapidly collapsing. Ghana had become independent in 1957. Nigeria followed in 1960. Tanganyika in 1961. Uganda in 1962. Kenya would gain independence in the very year this book appeared. Dozens of new countries were emerging within the space of only a few years, complete with new governments, new flags, new institutions and the rather formidable task of turning boundaries frequently drawn by European administrators into functioning modern states. So this is not simply a geographical book. It is a snapshot of a continent while the political map was still being rewritten. Quite literally. For the publishers, this must have been inconvenient. You can imagine somebody at Time-Life finally approving a map only for a telegram to arrive announcing that another country had become independent and somebody needed to find the correction fluid. The title itself—Tropical Africa—belongs very much to the style of mid-century publishing. Today we are more accustomed to discussing individual countries, regions and societies separately, but books of this era cheerfully tackled vast areas of the world under broad geographical headings and then attempted to explain them in a single volume. This is therefore Africa as viewed through the lens of early-1960s international publishing. And that is precisely what makes it so interesting now. The text and photographs show not only the continent but the way Western readers were being introduced to it more than sixty years ago. There are cities, villages, farms, mines, rivers, markets, industries and landscapes stretching across a region whose sheer scale is difficult to appreciate from a European perspective. Africa is enormous. Properly enormous. The sort of enormous that makes most European countries look as though somebody accidentally left them on the map after measuring something else. The Sahara alone is larger than many countries people regard as quite substantial, and once you travel south of it the distances remain vast. Rainforests. Highlands. Grasslands. River systems. Coastal regions. Mountain ranges. And enough ecological variety to make the phrase “African landscape” almost meaningless without further explanation. Time-Life’s photographers naturally had a field day. Wildlife provides some of the obvious visual drama. Elephants. Lions. Giraffes. Antelope. Animals which modern television documentaries now present to us in astonishing detail were, for many readers in 1963, creatures encountered principally in books, zoos and the occasional cinema newsreel. There was no high-definition wildlife channel. No drone footage. No live-streamed safari. If you wanted to see a giraffe in its natural habitat without actually going to Africa, you opened a book. Technology was brutal. But somehow civilisation survived. The really fascinating photographs today, however, may be the less spectacular ones. An ordinary street. A bus station. A market. A classroom. A factory floor. People going about their daily lives in clothes and surroundings that the photographer probably considered entirely contemporary. Those images have since become historical records. Cars disappear. Buildings are replaced. Roads are widened. Cities expand. Fashions change. Shop signs vanish. And suddenly the apparently mundane photograph on page 73 becomes far more interesting than the carefully composed landscape beside it. That is the peculiar magic of old illustrated reference books. They keep ageing after publication. Eventually even the background becomes the subject. The political content is particularly revealing. In 1963, optimism surrounding African independence was widespread, but so were enormous challenges. Many newly independent states inherited economies designed around colonial priorities, borders that often ignored ethnic or linguistic realities, limited infrastructure and administrative systems built primarily to serve imperial governments. The future looked open. Exciting. Uncertain. And in many places rather alarming. Nobody reading this volume when it was new knew exactly how those new states would develop. Some would enjoy periods of stability. Others would experience coups, civil wars and dictatorship. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7358/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-tropical-africs-aug-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7357 Germany - The Sunday Times World Library by Terence Prittie Germany - The Sunday Times World Library (1963) by Terence Prittie – The Sunday Times ISBN: None Condition: Good Germany, 1963. Or, more accurately, two Germanys, because by this point the country had been divided so thoroughly by the Cold War that even Berlin had acquired a wall to make absolutely certain nobody misunderstood the situation. Published by The Sunday Times as part of its World Library series, Terence Prittie’s Germany examines a nation still living directly in the shadow of the Second World War while simultaneously becoming one of the most important political and economic battlegrounds of the Cold War. This was not history viewed from a comfortable distance. In 1963, the war had ended only eighteen years earlier. For many readers of the book, Germany was not somewhere associated primarily with Christmas markets, efficient trains and moderately alarming motorway speeds. It was a country they remembered from bombing raids, military service, rationing and newspaper maps covered in arrows. Yet by the early 1960s West Germany had already undergone an extraordinary transformation. Cities that had been devastated during the war had been rebuilt. Factories were producing again. Exports were booming. Living standards were rising. Volkswagens were multiplying. And the Wirtschaftswunder, or “economic miracle”, had turned the Federal Republic into one of the major industrial powers of Western Europe. Apparently, given enough engineers, factories and determination, an economic catastrophe can be repaired surprisingly quickly. The buildings, admittedly, take rather longer. East Germany presents a completely different picture. The German Democratic Republic was part of the Soviet bloc, governed under a communist system and increasingly separated from the West not merely politically but physically. The Berlin Wall had been built only two years before this book appeared, in 1961. That alone makes the volume fascinating today. Berlin was still one city in geography but two cities in political reality, divided by walls, checkpoints, armed guards and an ideological confrontation sufficiently serious that the world’s nuclear superpowers occasionally stood opposite one another wondering whether somebody might accidentally start the Third World War before lunch. Checkpoint Charlie was not a tourist attraction. It was a checkpoint. East and West Berlin were not interesting historical curiosities. They were competing political systems facing each other across concrete. And nobody reading this book in 1963 could know that the Wall would eventually come down in 1989. That is one of the great pleasures of old reference books. They describe the present without knowing the ending. There is no convenient paragraph saying: “Do not worry excessively about this division. In twenty-six years people will be dancing on the Wall.” Instead, the division looks permanent. As indeed many people assumed it was. Terence Prittie was particularly well placed to write about Germany. A British journalist with extensive experience of German affairs, he had reported on the country closely and understood the political, social and historical complexities far better than somebody arriving with a camera and a phrasebook for a fortnight. That gives the book considerably more depth than the average illustrated travel volume. Germany in 1963 was dealing simultaneously with reconstruction, prosperity, guilt, memory, political division and the uncomfortable question of how a new generation should relate to what had happened under National Socialism. West Germany was democratic and increasingly prosperous, but many senior figures in public life had inevitably lived and worked through the Nazi period. The country was therefore rebuilding not just cities but institutions, reputations and national identity. There was no simple reset button. Meanwhile, the younger generation was beginning to ask questions that would become much louder later in the decade. What had their parents done? What had they known? Who had been responsible? Why were some former Nazis still occupying respectable positions? The answers were not always comfortable. This makes a contemporary 1963 portrait especially valuable, because it catches Germany before many of those later debates had fully erupted into public life. Then there is the physical Germany itself. The Rhine. The Ruhr. Bavaria. The Black Forest. Hamburg. Munich. Frankfurt. Cologne. Industrial cities, medieval towns, agricultural regions and landscapes that had been fought over repeatedly by European powers apparently incapable of leaving central Europe alone for more than a few decades. The Rhine naturally receives attention because no serious book about Germany can resist it. It has castles. Vineyards. Industry. Barges. Legends. Strategic importance. And enough historical symbolism to sustain generations of poets, painter https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7357/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-germany-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sunday Times no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7356 The Low Countries - Life World Library by Eugene Rachlis The Low Countries - Life World Library (1965) by Eugene Rachlis – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Good The Low Countries, 1965. Belgium, the Netherlands and Luxembourg: three relatively modest pieces of Europe containing an unreasonable quantity of history, commerce, painting, canals, bicycles, beer, diplomacy and extremely determined attempts to prevent the North Sea from reclaiming the premises. Published by Time-Life International as part of its superb Life World Library series, Eugene Rachlis’s The Low Countries takes on the wonderfully ambitious task of explaining this compact but remarkably complicated corner of Europe in one generously illustrated volume. And "Low Countries" is not merely a poetic description. Large areas of the Netherlands really are low. Impressively low. Alarmingly low. In places, the sea is effectively upstairs. The Dutch response to this geographical inconvenience has historically been not to move somewhere higher, but to construct dikes, canals, pumping stations and enormous engineering works and inform the water that it will be staying over there. This arrangement has mostly worked. By 1965 the region was also undergoing one of the great transformations of post-war Europe. The destruction and austerity of the Second World War were receding, economies were expanding, living standards were rising and the countries of Western Europe were becoming increasingly economically interconnected. The modern European project was already taking shape. Belgium, the Netherlands and Luxembourg had been pioneering regional cooperation through Benelux, and all three were founding members of the European Economic Community. This therefore captures the Low Countries at a fascinating moment: firmly modern, increasingly prosperous, yet still visibly connected to a much older Europe. And there is a lot of older Europe. For relatively small countries, Belgium and the Netherlands have spent an impressive amount of history appearing in everybody else’s history books. Spanish rule. Religious wars. Merchant empires. Napoleon. Two World Wars. Colonial adventures. Revolutions. Royal families. International treaties. And approximately six centuries during which various European powers seem to have looked at the region and thought, "We should probably march an army through there." Geographical position is not always an advantage. The Netherlands naturally supplies some of the most immediately recognisable imagery: canals, windmills, flat landscapes, bicycles and towns apparently constructed after somebody discovered bricks and became extremely enthusiastic about them. Amsterdam is particularly photogenic, although its modern reputation as an international centre of tourism, nightlife and stag weekends was not quite what a respectable Time-Life photographer in 1965 was generally attempting to document. Instead we get the older city: canals, merchants’ houses, bridges, ports and the extraordinary legacy of the Dutch Golden Age. There is also Rotterdam, rebuilt dramatically after the devastation of the Second World War and developing into one of the world’s great ports. This is the Netherlands as a trading nation, something it has been remarkably good at for centuries. When your country contains few mountains, limited natural resources and quite a lot of water where the land ought to be, apparently the sensible response is to become extremely efficient and sell things to everybody else. Belgium presents another wonderfully complicated national story. Dutch-speaking Flanders. French-speaking Wallonia. Brussels sitting in the middle trying to keep everybody organised while simultaneously becoming one of the principal centres of European diplomacy. For a small country, Belgium has achieved the impressive feat of possessing several languages, multiple layers of government and enough institutional complexity to make outsiders wonder whether anyone actually knows who is responsible for collecting the bins. Yet Belgium also possesses magnificent medieval cities, extraordinary architecture, major industrial regions and an artistic heritage that would embarrass countries several times its size. Bruges and Ghent provide the medieval grandeur. Antwerp supplies trade, diamonds and one of Europe’s great ports. Brussels supplies government, international institutions and the alarming discovery that putting mayonnaise on chips is actually rather good. Then there is Luxembourg. Tiny Luxembourg. The country that tends to appear on maps only after you have zoomed in slightly. It would be very easy to overlook Luxembourg beside its larger neighbours, except Luxembourg has spent much of the modern era politely refusing to be overlooked. Strategically positioned, multilingual and increasingly important in European finance and institutions, it demonstrates that a country does not necessarily need large quantities of terri https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7356/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-the-low-countries-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7355 Mexico - The Sunday Times World Library by William Weber Johnson Mexico - The Sunday Times World Library (1963) by William Weber Johnson – The Sunday Times ISBN: None Condition: Good Mexico, 1963. Ancient pyramids, colonial cities, enormous deserts, tropical coasts, revolutionary history, rapidly expanding industry, astonishing food and enough cultural complexity to make any attempt to summarise the entire country in one book seem admirably optimistic. Naturally, The Sunday Times World Library had a go. Written by William Weber Johnson, Mexico is one of those splendidly confident mid-century reference books that sets out to explain an entire nation to the reader with the assistance of maps, photographs, statistics and the firm conviction that several hundred pages ought to be enough for anybody. And Mexico gives it rather a lot to work with. This is a country containing the remnants of some of the great civilisations of the Americas, Spanish colonial architecture, vast mountain ranges, deserts, jungles, agricultural regions, modern cities and a twentieth-century political history shaped heavily by revolution. It is also a Mexico very different from the one encountered today. In 1963, Mexico City was already huge, but nowhere near its later scale. The country’s population was still heavily rural, the economy was undergoing rapid industrialisation, tourism was expanding and the great post-war period of economic growth often called the Mexican Miracle was in full swing. There was confidence in development. Roads were being built. Industry was growing. Cities were expanding. And somewhere, almost certainly, a man in a suit was standing beside a hydroelectric project explaining that the future had arrived. That was simply how progress was photographed in the 1960s. The historical sections have plenty of material to cover before they even reach the modern country. There are the Maya. The Aztecs. The Spanish conquest. Colonial rule. Independence. Revolution. Civil war. Political upheaval. And repeated occasions on which somebody announced a new political order shortly before somebody else arrived with a different one. Few countries can provide quite so much history before breakfast. The ruins alone give the book enormous visual appeal. Mexico contains some of the most spectacular archaeological sites in the world, and even in the early 1960s they were already among the country’s defining images. Teotihuacan, Chichén Itzá and the remains of pre-Columbian civilisation offered the photographers something considerably more dramatic than another picture of a municipal office. Although, being a serious reference book, there are probably municipal offices as well. Mexico City naturally looms large. Built over the site of the Aztec capital Tenochtitlan, it is one of those places where history appears to have been stacked in layers rather than placed politely beside itself. Ancient civilisation underneath. Spanish colonial city on top. Modern metropolis spreading over everything. Urban planning was always going to have a difficult afternoon. Then there is the countryside, which destroys any simple notion of Mexico as one type of landscape. There are deserts in the north. High plateaus. Volcanic mountains. Tropical forests. Pacific beaches. Caribbean coastline. Agricultural valleys. And regions so geographically different from one another that they might reasonably object to appearing in the same chapter. This is one reason vintage geography books are so enjoyable. They remind you that countries are far more complicated than the collection of clichés later used to sell holidays to them. The photographs are also now historical documents in their own right. A street scene that merely showed everyday life in 1963 may today contain old buses, vanished shops, hand-painted signs and cars now treated as classics. A rural village photographed as something ordinary can become a record of architecture and customs that have since changed substantially. Clothing becomes interesting. Advertising becomes interesting. Even petrol stations become interesting eventually. Give almost anything sixty years and somebody will start collecting it. The book’s treatment of Mexican society is particularly fascinating because it was produced before many of the political and social changes that would shape the later twentieth century. The long dominance of the Institutional Revolutionary Party, or PRI, seemed deeply embedded in national life. Mexico’s relationship with the United States was already enormously important, but the scale of later cross-border trade and manufacturing had not yet developed. Cancún, now one of the world’s best-known tourist resorts, had not even been created as a major resort destination. So anyone hoping to find advice about all-inclusive hotels, airport transfers or where to obtain the best Wi-Fi beside the swimming pool is going to be disappointed. The 1963 traveller had more serious con https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7355/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-mexico-aug-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sunday Times no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7354 Russia - The Sunday Times World Library by Charles W Thayer Russia - The Sunday Times World Library (1961) by Charles W. Thayer – The Sunday Times ISBN: None Condition: Good Russia, 1961. Yuri Gagarin had just become the first human being in space, Nikita Khrushchev was banging away at the machinery of the Cold War, the Soviet Union was projecting itself as a technological superpower, and a large proportion of the Western world was trying to work out whether it was about to be impressed, terrified, or both. Published by The Sunday Times as part of its World Library series, Charles W. Thayer’s Russia is a wonderfully serious attempt to explain the Soviet Union to a British readership at one of the most dramatic moments of the twentieth century. And it certainly had plenty to explain. This is not modern Russia. It is the USSR, sprawling across eleven time zones, stretching from Europe to the Pacific and incorporating an extraordinary variety of peoples, landscapes, climates and republics under one enormous political system. It was a country that could launch a man into orbit while large parts of the population still lived in conditions that looked decidedly less futuristic. A country of grand ideological claims, huge industrial projects, collective farms, enormous cities, vast forests, frozen wilderness and government buildings apparently designed on the principle that architecture should intimidate anyone approaching from at least half a mile away. In 1961, the Cold War was very much not historical background. The Berlin Wall was built that same year. The Cuban Missile Crisis was still a year away. The space race was accelerating. Nuclear weapons were accumulating with alarming enthusiasm. And politicians on both sides were periodically explaining that peace was absolutely essential while simultaneously commissioning enough weaponry to remove several continents from active service. Against that background, books like this were genuinely important. For the average British reader, the Soviet Union was remote, politically hostile and difficult to visit. Television coverage was limited, travel was restricted and there was no possibility of opening a laptop and spending an evening watching somebody walk around Moscow with a camera. You learned about Russia from newspapers, radio, documentaries and books. Preferably substantial books. With photographs. Maps. Statistics. And an author who had actually been there. Charles W. Thayer was particularly well suited to the task. An American diplomat, soldier and writer with extensive experience of the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, he knew the region first-hand rather than merely pointing at it from a desk in London. That gives the book an additional layer of interest today. It is not simply a geographical survey but a period interpretation of the Soviet world written by someone who had lived through precisely the political tensions being described. Naturally, the photographs are now among the most fascinating aspects. An image of an ordinary Moscow street in 1961 may contain cars, buses, clothing, signs, shops and buildings that have long since disappeared or changed beyond recognition. A factory presented as evidence of Soviet industrial power may now be abandoned, converted or demolished. A collective farm that once represented the economic future may have vanished entirely along with the political system that created it. This is one of the great pleasures of vintage reference books. The editors carefully photograph the things they think are important. History then wanders in later and makes entirely different parts of the picture interesting. The Soviet obsession with industrial development naturally features prominently. Dams were enormous. Factories were enormous. Steelworks were enormous. Agricultural schemes were enormous. Even mistakes tended to be organised at a reassuringly enormous scale. There was a relentless sense that the future could be constructed through sufficient quantities of concrete, steel, tractors and enthusiastic workers standing beside machinery for official photographs. The cities provide another striking contrast. Moscow was the political heart of the USSR, filled with monumental architecture, broad avenues and symbols of state power. Leningrad—now St Petersburg again—carried the weight of imperial history alongside its Soviet identity. Beyond them lay industrial centres, ancient towns, ports, mining settlements and entire communities created or transformed by central planning. Then there was the landscape itself. Russia and the wider Soviet Union covered such an absurd amount of territory that almost every geographical possibility was included somewhere. Forests vast enough to lose countries in. Frozen tundra. Mountains. Steppes. Great rivers. Agricultural plains. Deserts. Coastlines on several seas. And Siberia, a region so large that calling it "remote" feels almost inadequate. Britain, by comparis https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7354/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-russia-aug-2026.jpg 4.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sunday Times no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7353 China - Life World Library by Loren Fessler China - Life World Library (1965) by Loren Fessler – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Good China, 1965. A country of immense scale, ancient civilisation, revolutionary politics, vast rural populations, rapidly changing industry and enough historical complexity to make the average family tree look like a shopping list. Published by Time-Life International as part of its ambitious Life World Library series, Loren Fessler’s China attempts the wonderfully modest mid-century publishing task of explaining one of the largest, oldest and most populous countries on Earth in a single illustrated volume. And, naturally, it does so with confidence. This is China under Mao Zedong, at a fascinating and turbulent point in its modern history. The People’s Republic was still relatively young, the upheavals of the Great Leap Forward were recent, relations with both the Soviet Union and the West were tense, and the Cultural Revolution had not yet begun. That would start the following year, in 1966, making this book a particularly interesting snapshot of China immediately before another enormous period of political and social upheaval. Which means that a book intended as contemporary geography has now become history almost by accident. The China shown here is a world of huge cities, enormous agricultural regions, collective endeavour, heavy industry, traditional landscapes and a population living through one of the most dramatic transformations of the twentieth century. It is also a China largely inaccessible to ordinary Western travellers at the time, making illustrated books like this far more important than they might seem today. In 1965 you could not simply open a browser, type "Beijing street view" and spend twenty minutes virtually wandering down an alley before becoming distracted by restaurant reviews. You needed a book. Preferably a substantial one. With maps. And photographs. And somebody prepared to explain several thousand years of civilisation without the aid of hyperlinks. Time-Life specialised in exactly this sort of heroic optimism. The photographs are particularly valuable now. Scenes that were simply intended to show everyday life in the 1960s have acquired a completely different significance with the passing of time. Streets, clothing, bicycles, workplaces, farms, factories and domestic life are no longer merely illustrations; they are historical documents showing a society that has since changed almost beyond recognition. Modern China—with its skyscrapers, high-speed railways, smartphones, giant ports and sprawling megacities—would have seemed extraordinary to many of the people photographed here. In 1965, the bicycle was still one of the defining images of urban China. Today China can build a railway station roughly the size of a respectable British town while Britain discusses whether the existing station needs another platform. Times change. The book also inevitably reflects the assumptions and perspective of Western publishing in the mid-1960s. That is part of its interest. Vintage reference books do not merely tell us about the places they describe; they reveal how those places were understood, interpreted and sometimes misunderstood by outsiders at the time. There is something endlessly fascinating about reading yesterday’s attempt to explain the present. Especially when you already know what happened next. The political sections are naturally among the most historically interesting. Mao’s China was presented to Western readers as something distant, formidable and often mysterious. Cold War attitudes were firmly in place, information was limited, and the People’s Republic remained isolated from much of the Western world. This was seven years before Richard Nixon visited China. Six years before the People’s Republic took China’s seat at the United Nations. And only one year before the Cultural Revolution began transforming Chinese society yet again. So although this is ostensibly a geographical volume, it now sits almost perfectly on a historical fault line. Then there is the sheer scale of the country. China has deserts, mountains, enormous river systems, fertile plains, subtropical regions and areas where simply travelling from one end to the other makes Britain’s concept of "going up north" seem slightly theatrical. The Yangtze and Yellow Rivers are not merely decorative features on a map. They have shaped civilisation, agriculture, settlement and politics for thousands of years. The Great Wall is not simply a convenient backdrop for travel photographs. And Beijing has been doing the capital-city business for considerably longer than most modern states have existed. As with the best books in the Life World Library, this one captures not only landscape and politics but ordinary life: work, families, farming, education, industry and the routines through which an enormous country actually fu https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7353/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-china-aug-2026.jpg 5.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7352 Italy - The Sunday Times World Library by Herbert Kubly Italy - The Sunday Times World Library (1961) by Herbert Kubly – The Sunday Times ISBN: None Condition: Good Italy, 1961. A country of Roman ruins, Renaissance palaces, Vespas, Fiat 500s, immaculate tailoring, noisy piazzas, strong coffee and a national ability to make even hanging out the washing look faintly cinematic. Published by The Sunday Times as part of its World Library series, Herbert Kubly’s Italy sets out to explain the country in the grand old-fashioned style: history, geography, industry, agriculture, cities, customs, people and culture, all packed into one respectable volume for the benefit of anyone unable simply to ask their telephone. And what a time to capture Italy. The country was in the middle of its post-war economic miracle, rapidly changing from a largely agricultural society into one of Europe’s major industrial economies. New roads were being built, factories were expanding, millions of Italians were moving from the rural south to the industrial north, and increasing prosperity was putting scooters, refrigerators, televisions and small cars within reach of ordinary families. In other words, modern Italy was arriving. It was just arriving rather stylishly. The Italy presented here sits fascinatingly between two worlds. There is the ancient Italy of churches, villages, vineyards, ruins and traditions that had survived for centuries, alongside a newer Italy of motorways, manufacturing, expanding cities and people enthusiastically discovering that owning a washing machine was considerably easier than beating clothes against a stone. Rome naturally gets plenty of attention, because Rome has never been particularly shy about its historical importance. Few cities can casually place a traffic roundabout beside something built by an emperor and behave as though this is perfectly ordinary. Then there is Florence, where the Renaissance appears to have got slightly out of hand and left behind enough paintings, sculptures and architecture to keep tourists wandering around with aching feet for several lifetimes. Venice, meanwhile, continues its improbable existence as a major city apparently designed by somebody who considered roads unnecessarily conventional. Milan represents a different Italy altogether: industrial, fashionable, energetic and increasingly prosperous. Turin was home to Fiat and the great factories of the north, where enormous numbers of Italians were employed producing the little cars that would eventually appear in approximately every second photograph taken in Italy during the 1960s. And further south there was another Italy again, where poverty remained widespread and the economic transformation taking place in the north had arrived much more slowly. That contrast is one of the things that makes a book like this particularly interesting today. The Italy of 1961 was changing extremely quickly, and this volume caught it during the transformation rather than after historians had conveniently divided everything into chapters. Vintage geographical books also possess a peculiar advantage over modern ones: almost everything in the photographs becomes interesting eventually. A street scene originally included merely to demonstrate everyday life may now contain a dozen classic cars. A perfectly ordinary shopfront becomes a vanished piece of commercial history. Clothing that nobody bothered mentioning suddenly looks impossibly elegant. A family sitting outside a café can become more evocative than the famous cathedral supposedly occupying the centre of the photograph. The people who produced books such as this could not possibly have known which details future readers would find fascinating. That is precisely why they are fascinating. Herbert Kubly was an American writer and journalist with a particular connection to Italy, and his understanding of the country gives the book more personality than a straightforward encyclopedia entry. He had already written extensively about European life and brings the perspective of somebody interested not merely in where things are, but in how people actually live among them. There is also the reassuringly confident tone of early-1960s reference publishing. Italy will be explained. The editors have photographs. There are maps. Important men have been interviewed. Nobody needs to click "read more". It is difficult not to admire the certainty of it all. Naturally, the Italy described here is not today’s Italy. The population has changed, industry has changed, politics has changed, tourism has exploded and many of the small towns and landscapes shown in the book will have altered considerably. The espresso, however, is probably much the same. For anyone interested in Italy, European history, post-war society, vintage travel writing, photography or 1960s publishing, the book now works as both a guide to the country and a time capsule of a remarkably impo https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7352/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-italy-aug-2026.jpg 2.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sunday Times no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7351 Britain - The Sunday Times World Library by JF Osborne Britain - The Sunday Times World Library (1961) by J. F. Osborne – The Sunday Times ISBN: None Condition: Fair Britain, 1961. The Beatles were still largely a Liverpool concern, decimalisation was ten years away, most televisions had all the visual subtlety of a grey fog, and the country was still adjusting to the awkward discovery that possessing an empire and continuing to possess an empire were apparently two different things. Published by The Sunday Times as part of its World Library series, J. F. Osborne’s Britain attempts the modest task of explaining the entire country: its landscape, people, industries, institutions, history and general national character. This was the age when publishers had tremendous confidence in the ability of one reasonably substantial book to explain somewhere containing tens of millions of people. And, to be fair, they made a decent attempt. This is Britain before motorways covered quite so much of it, before out-of-town retail parks, before mobile phones, before the Channel Tunnel and before every railway station acquired a coffee shop charging roughly the 1961 price of a small house for a muffin. It captures a country balanced rather intriguingly between the post-war years and the social revolution that was about to arrive. For the modern reader, much of the pleasure comes from seeing what Britain thought Britain was in 1961. Agriculture, manufacturing, shipping, government, the countryside and the great cities are all treated with appropriate seriousness. Industry still occupies the sort of place in national life that technology companies occupy today, except with significantly more chimneys. There is something particularly appealing about vintage geographical books because they accidentally become history while nobody is looking. A photograph originally intended simply to illustrate a British street may now contain cars worth more than the houses behind them. A factory presented as an example of modern industrial efficiency may have disappeared forty years ago and subsequently become luxury flats called something like The Foundry. A perfectly ordinary railway scene may cause grown transport enthusiasts to stare silently at the page for several minutes. The early 1960s were an especially interesting moment to capture Britain. The country remained recognisably connected to the world of the 1940s and 1950s, yet modern Britain was beginning to emerge. Consumer culture was expanding, television was transforming daily life, immigration was reshaping communities and a younger generation was preparing to make the remainder of the decade rather noisier than its parents had anticipated. None of this, naturally, prevented serious-looking gentlemen from continuing to stand beside pieces of industrial machinery for photographs. The book has the wonderfully authoritative tone common to reference works of the period. There is little suggestion that the reader might become distracted halfway through a paragraph and start looking at pictures of cats. You have opened a book about Britain and Britain will now be explained to you. There are no clickable links. No pop-ups. No videos beginning automatically. No request to accept cookies from "trusted partners". Just Britain. In a book. What a remarkably efficient system. Its age also makes it useful as an unintentional time capsule. Language, assumptions and social attitudes that seemed entirely ordinary to a reader in 1961 can look noticeably different more than sixty years later. That does not reduce the book’s interest; quite the opposite. Old reference books often reveal as much about the period in which they were written as they do about the subject they were attempting to describe. This volume should therefore appeal not only to collectors of British history and geography, but also to anyone interested in post-war society, vintage publishing, changing landscapes, old industry or the peculiar pleasure of discovering what was considered completely normal shortly before you were born. It would also suit anyone nostalgic for a Britain they remember, a Britain their parents remember, or a Britain they have reconstructed entirely from old films in which everyone wears a hat and trains apparently arrive on time. Condition: Fair. The book is otherwise in good overall condition for its age, but there is a slight split along the inner seam of the cover, which has left the binding a little wobbly. It remains together and usable, and the problem could be very readily reinforced with a small piece of suitable tape if desired. We have deliberately not performed this small act of book surgery ourselves because some collectors prefer original condition, while others are perfectly happy to introduce a carefully positioned piece of tape and restore order to the universe. So it is not falling apart dramatically in your hands like an archaeological manuscrip https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7351/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-britain-aug-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sunday Times no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7350 South Africa - Life World Library by Tom Hopkinson South Africa - Life World Library (1965) by Tom Hopkinson – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Good South Africa, 1965. A country of extraordinary landscapes, enormous mineral wealth, rapidly growing cities, complicated history and a political system so morally indefensible that even the most polished mid-century reference book could not make it disappear behind photographs of mountains. Published by Time-Life International as part of its ambitious Life World Library series, South Africa was written by distinguished British journalist and editor Tom Hopkinson. Like the other volumes in the series, it sets out to explain an entire country in one substantial, heavily illustrated book—an undertaking requiring maps, statistics, photographs, history, sociology and the sort of editorial confidence that flourished particularly well during the 1960s. Physically, South Africa gives the Time-Life photographers plenty to work with. There are huge open landscapes, dramatic mountain ranges, farms, mines, wildlife, coastlines and expanding urban centres. The country is presented as a place of tremendous contrasts: wealthy and poor, rural and industrial, ancient and modern, spectacularly beautiful and politically deeply troubled. And this being 1965, apartheid was not a historical subject tucked safely into a chapter labelled “things people used to do.” It was the governing system of the country at the very moment the book was being produced. Racial segregation was enforced by law, Nelson Mandela had been imprisoned the previous year, and South Africa was increasingly isolated internationally. Consequently, this volume is particularly interesting today because it records not merely a country, but a country at one of the most contentious periods in its modern history. That makes it rather different from a cheerful vintage travel book telling you where to find a pleasant beach. The fascination for the modern reader lies partly in seeing how a major international publisher attempted to describe such a society to a general audience more than sixty years ago. The language, assumptions, emphasis and editorial choices themselves have become historical evidence. Some passages may now feel unmistakably of their time, and that is precisely why books such as this are worth preserving rather than quietly pretending the past communicated exactly as we do today. There is also the usual glorious Time-Life seriousness. Mountains are not merely mountains: they are geographic forces. Mines are not simply holes in the ground: they are engines of national development. Cities appear determined to stride purposefully towards the future, while farmers gaze across fields with the solemn expression of men who have just been informed that a photographer from an American publishing empire is waiting beside the tractor. And naturally there are photographs. Lots of photographs. In an era before satellite television, Google Earth and discovering Johannesburg by accidentally spending three hours looking at street-view images, books like this genuinely opened windows onto distant countries. For many readers, a Life World Library volume may have been the closest they would ever come to seeing South Africa. Today that same photography has acquired an entirely different value: cars, buildings, clothing, workplaces and streets that were contemporary in 1965 have become visual archaeology. Tom Hopkinson was an experienced journalist rather than a tourist producing enthusiastic notes after a fortnight abroad, which gives the book additional interest. He had been editor of Picture Post and was closely associated with the golden age of British photojournalism, making him particularly well suited to a series in which photographs were every bit as important as the text. The result is a book that now operates on several levels simultaneously. It is geography, history, politics, photography, social observation and—whether its original editors intended this or not—a document showing how the mid-1960s interpreted a country undergoing profound tension and change. Obviously, this is not a modern guide to South Africa. The population has changed, the cities have changed, the political system has changed completely and any hotel recommended in 1965 should probably be telephoned before you set off. Preferably using a number obtained somewhere other than this book. But as a historical object it has become more interesting, not less. It offers the strange experience common to good vintage reference books: reading information that was once intended to explain the present and discovering that it now explains the past. The book itself is also reassuringly substantial in that old Time-Life way. These were books designed for shelves rather than algorithms—solid objects intended to sit beside volumes on Australia, Canada, Japan and whichever other parts of the world thei https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7350/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-south-africa-aug-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7349 Canada - Life World Library by Brian Moore Canada - Life World Library (1965) by Brian Moore – Time-Life International ISBN: None Condition: Good Canada, 1965. A land of endless forests, enormous lakes, industrious cities, plentiful natural resources and, judging by the general tone of mid-century reference books, an almost unlimited supply of confidence about the future. Published by Time-Life International as part of its handsome Life World Library series, Canada is a wonderfully evocative snapshot of the country at a particularly interesting moment in its history. Written by acclaimed Belfast-born novelist Brian Moore, who emigrated to Canada after the Second World War, it combines the broad sweep of a national portrait with the magnificent photography and lavish presentation for which Time-Life books of this period were known. This is Canada before the internet, before mobile phones and before anybody felt the need to photograph their breakfast. It is a country presented through sweeping landscapes, bustling cities, industry, agriculture, culture and the lives of the people who inhabited a nation that was simultaneously very old, very young and extremely large. As with many books from the 1960s, part of the fascination today is not simply what it tells us about Canada, but how 1965 chose to explain Canada. This was the age of serious men standing beside hydroelectric projects, enormous pieces of machinery being photographed as symbols of progress, and wilderness scenery presented with the implicit suggestion that mankind would probably get around to doing something useful with it eventually. There are forests that appear to continue until the curvature of the Earth becomes a practical consideration, cities confidently marching into the modern age, and enough lakes to make Britain look as though it has been rather miserly with them. Canada emerges as a place of extraordinary scale: huge distances, huge resources and an understandable tendency for Canadians to regard a three-hour drive as popping down the road. For the modern reader, the book has acquired an additional layer of charm. What was once contemporary reportage is now social history. Clothes, cars, architecture, workplaces and attitudes that would barely have warranted comment in 1965 have become little time capsules in their own right. Even the photographs of perfectly ordinary streets can now prove more interesting than some of the things the original editors presumably considered spectacular. And unlike a modern travel guide, there is no advice about Wi-Fi, boutique hotels, artisan coffee or the best place in Toronto from which to photograph yourself pretending not to notice that you are being photographed. Instead, you get the gloriously earnest Time-Life approach: Here is Canada. It is enormous. We have researched it. Please sit down and pay attention. Brian Moore is an especially interesting choice of author. Better remembered today as a major novelist, he spent many years living in Canada and brings the perspective of someone who arrived from elsewhere and actually made the country his home. The result is considerably more appealing than a dry geographical handbook and gives the volume an additional literary pedigree. The physical book itself is also very much an artefact of its era. The Life World Library volumes were substantial, heavily illustrated books designed to look respectable on a shelf and to imply that their owner possessed both a serious interest in international affairs and sufficient furniture to support the entire series. More than sixty years after publication, Canada now works on several levels at once: as a geographical introduction, a piece of Canadian social history, an example of superb mid-century illustrated publishing and an accidental record of how the prosperous post-war world imagined the decades ahead. Obviously, Canada has changed rather a lot since 1965. This is therefore not recommended if you urgently need current information about Canadian mobile-phone coverage, immigration regulations or the opening hours of a Tim Hortons in Saskatchewan. For almost everything else—history, nostalgia, photography, vintage publishing, Canadian interest, or simply the pleasure of travelling across an entire country without leaving an armchair—it remains a fascinating book. A particularly nice addition to a collection of vintage Time-Life, geography, travel, Canadian history or mid-century reference books. It would also make an excellent present for a Canadian, someone moving to Canada, someone who has returned from Canada, or someone who merely enjoys owning books about countries substantially larger than their own. Condition: Good. A vintage copy with the normal signs of age and previous ownership to be expected from a book first published in 1965. Still perfectly capable of transporting its reader to Canada—although, regrettably, without providing either air miles https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7349/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-world-library-canada-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7348 Moonseed by Stephen Baxter Moonseed (1999) by Stephen Baxter HarperCollins — ISBN 006105903X Condition: Good The Moon has traditionally been regarded as one of the safer astronomical objects. It hangs in the sky, influences the tides, provides employment for werewolves and occasionally allows conspiracy theorists to explain why Stanley Kubrick was apparently given an unusually complicated government contract. Stephen Baxter, however, looks at the Moon and asks the much more useful question: what if bringing a tiny piece of it back to Earth turned out to be an absolutely catastrophic idea? Welcome to Moonseed, a disaster novel in which the disaster is not content with merely knocking over a city or inconveniently closing several airports. Baxter prefers his catastrophes geological, planetary and accompanied by calculations. At the centre of events is Henry Meacher, a geologist and former astronaut whose involvement with a sample of Moon rock leads to the discovery of something profoundly unpleasant. The material contains — or has become associated with — a mysterious substance dubbed Moonseed, which begins interacting with terrestrial matter. And by “interacting,” we do not mean politely. The Moonseed consumes and transforms material, spreading through the Earth’s geology with increasingly alarming consequences. At first the effects can be interpreted as isolated anomalies. Unfortunately, isolated anomalies in Stephen Baxter novels have a tendency to become continental emergencies approximately three chapters later. Soon the stability of the planet itself is in question. Earthquakes, volcanic activity and geological destruction follow as humanity discovers that the apparently solid world beneath its feet is perhaps rather more temporary than everybody had assumed. Civilisation, which has invested considerable money in roads, cities and buildings on the understanding that continents generally remain where they were left overnight, suddenly faces an awkward renegotiation of the arrangement. Baxter is particularly good at this sort of thing because he understands that destroying the world is much more frightening when somebody explains the geology first. The science gives Moonseed its particular flavour. This isn’t simply a mysterious glowing substance which does whatever the plot requires while scientists stare at computer screens and announce that they have “never seen anything like it.” Baxter grounds the escalating catastrophe in planetary science, geology and space exploration, building an apocalypse which feels disturbingly physical. Rocks matter. Fault lines matter. The internal structure of planets matters. And suddenly that geology lesson you weren’t paying attention to at school has become extremely relevant. The scale steadily expands from individual discovery to global catastrophe, while the human story remains focused on the people attempting to understand what is happening and determine whether anything can be done about it. Governments react, scientists investigate and ordinary people attempt to survive while the Earth itself becomes increasingly unreliable. Naturally, space becomes part of the solution. Baxter has always been fascinated by humanity’s relationship with the Moon and by the strange historical fact that people actually walked there and then, having accomplished one of civilisation’s most extraordinary achievements, largely stopped going. Moonseed taps into that frustration, mixing disaster fiction with an enthusiasm for spaceflight and the possibility that humanity’s future may depend upon becoming rather less attached to a single planet. Which becomes particularly persuasive when that planet is disintegrating. There is something gloriously Baxterian about the scale of the whole enterprise. Many disaster novels threaten New York, London or perhaps California. Baxter looks at this and apparently concludes that the planetary mantle has been getting off suspiciously lightly. The result combines the pleasures of a traditional disaster thriller — escalating danger, desperate scientific investigation, political decisions and enormous things going catastrophically wrong — with the intellectual machinery of hard science fiction. You get destruction, certainly, but you are also likely to learn something while civilisation collapses. Think of it as educational Armageddon. Published in 1999, Moonseed also belongs to an interesting moment in spaceflight history. The Apollo missions were already decades in the past, while the renewed lunar programmes of the twenty-first century were still largely aspirations. Baxter’s vision reflects both nostalgia for the heroic age of lunar exploration and impatience with humanity’s failure to push much farther outward. His message is not exactly subtle: keeping every member of your species on one geological object may eventually prove to have been poor risk management. This HarperCollins https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7348/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/moonseed-aug-2026.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins 9780061059032 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7347 Tides of Light by Gregory Benford Tides of Light (2004) by Gregory Benford Aspect Science Fiction — ISBN 0446611549 Condition: Near Fine Humanity has had a difficult time of things in Gregory Benford’s Galactic Center series. Having ventured confidently into the Galaxy, our descendants have discovered that it is already occupied by ancient machine intelligences, that these machines are considerably more powerful than we are, and that their attitude towards biological life falls somewhere between “unnecessary complication” and “pest-control problem.” Tides of Light is the fourth novel in Benford’s vast Galactic Center sequence, and by this stage humanity’s distant descendants are not so much boldly exploring the universe as attempting to remain in it. The story continues the struggle of the Bishop Family, a community of humans surviving on the planet Snowglade in the face of relentless pressure from the mechanical intelligences known as the mechs. Generations of conflict have transformed these people. Their language, culture and instincts have adapted to a world in which enormously sophisticated machines are trying to remove them from the evolutionary accounts. This is inconvenient. The mechs are not merely robots with glowing eyes and an unfortunate attitude. They are representatives of an ancient machine ecology: intelligent, evolving technological entities whose civilisation operates on a scale far beyond humanity’s own. To them, organic life is primitive, untidy and possibly something that should have been cleared away before the serious business of intelligence began. Humanity, naturally, disagrees. Led by Killeen Bishop, the surviving humans must navigate a landscape increasingly transformed by machine activity. Snowglade itself becomes part of the conflict as enormous technological forces reshape the environment. The planet is not merely where the battle takes place; it is becoming one of the things being fought over, altered and repurposed by intelligences with very different definitions of what constitutes a suitable world. Benford, being both a novelist and an astrophysicist, has never been particularly interested in keeping his science fiction small. Tides of Light contains the sort of ideas that other novels might regard as sufficient material for an entire trilogy and then places them in the background while something even larger approaches. Machine evolution, artificial intelligence, planetary engineering, biological adaptation and the long-term fate of intelligent life all become part of the story. The fundamental conflict is not simply humans versus robots. It is biology versus machinery as competing forms of life, played out across astronomical timescales. Which rather puts disputes with your laptop into perspective. One of the most distinctive aspects of the Galactic Center books is Benford’s portrayal of humanity after generations of survival under extreme conditions. The Bishops are not contemporary Americans who have accidentally been issued futuristic equipment. Their speech has changed. Their traditions have changed. Their understanding of technology has changed. They inhabit the distant future rather than merely visiting it for the duration of the plot. This makes Tides of Light satisfyingly strange. There are familiar human emotions — loyalty, fear, courage, rivalry and the stubborn refusal to become extinct merely because a superior intelligence considers it administratively convenient — but they exist within a culture shaped by centuries of danger. Humanity has survived partly by becoming something its ancestors would find increasingly unfamiliar. The mechs, meanwhile, provide a wonderfully unsettling vision of machine intelligence. They are not simply evil because somebody forgot to install the Three Laws of Robotics. Their hostility emerges from an entirely different evolutionary history and set of priorities. They are old, powerful and disturbingly plausible as creatures which no longer regard biological intelligence as the obvious pinnacle of existence. The universe, Benford keeps reminding us, does not necessarily have humanity pencilled in for the leading role. This is hard science fiction with dirt under its fingernails. There are enormous concepts and cosmic implications, but much of the story remains rooted in physical survival. People run, fight, improvise and attempt to understand forces far beyond them. Technology can resemble magic, but somebody somewhere still has to survive long enough to use it. Originally published in 1989, Tides of Light sits between Great Sky River and Furious Gulf in the Galactic Center sequence. Readers already following Killeen Bishop and his family will find the conflict expanding dramatically as the story moves towards the still greater mysteries of the Galactic Centre. Those starting here may experience a sensation roughly equivalent to arriving halfway through an interstella https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7347/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tides-of-light-aug-2026.jpg 5.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aspect Science Fiction 9780446611541 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7346 The Descent of Anansi by Larry Niven and Steven Barnes The Descent of Anansi (1982) by Larry Niven & Steven Barnes Tor — ISBN 0812512928 Condition: Good Space travel is complicated enough when everything is working properly. There are vacuum, radiation, orbital mechanics and the persistent inconvenience that if anything important falls off, there is rarely a branch of Halfords within several hundred kilometres. Larry Niven and Steven Barnes therefore begin The Descent of Anansi by making matters considerably worse. The Anansi is an orbital spacecraft carrying an extraordinarily valuable cargo back towards Earth: a revolutionary material manufactured in space and possessing properties which could transform industry. Naturally, this makes it valuable. And because it is valuable, somebody wants it. Humanity may have conquered orbital manufacturing, but apparently nobody has yet invented a technological solution to greed. Then sabotage strikes. Suddenly the crew of Anansi are no longer conducting an orderly return to Earth. Their spacecraft is damaged, their options are limited and the enormous planet below has begun taking an increasingly personal interest in where they are going to land. The resulting story is part hard science fiction, part disaster novel and part orbital thriller. Niven and Barnes take the pleasantly straightforward idea of “people stuck in a broken spacecraft” and subject it to the unforgiving laws of physics, where courage is useful but unfortunately cannot alter velocity. At the heart of the crisis is Skyhook, the remarkable material being transported aboard Anansi. Manufactured in orbit, immensely strong and commercially priceless, it represents exactly the sort of technological breakthrough humanity dreams of producing in space. Unfortunately, possessing a cargo worth a fortune while trapped aboard a sabotaged spacecraft turns out to be rather like carrying a suitcase full of diamonds through a neighbourhood where everyone has been informed of your route. What follows is an exercise in improvisation. The crew must somehow use the resources available to them — including the extraordinary properties of their cargo — to survive their descent. This is very much science fiction from the school in which engineering is not decorative background material. Physics isn’t merely mentioned to make the spaceship sound convincing; it is actively trying to kill the characters. Larry Niven is, of course, particularly at home in this territory. His fiction has long delighted in asking what happens if you invent one extraordinary piece of technology and then follow its consequences with unreasonable enthusiasm. Steven Barnes brings the human tension, action and thriller elements into the equation, producing a compact story in which technological ingenuity and human unpleasantness proceed simultaneously. There is something wonderfully old-fashioned about the resulting adventure — and that is meant entirely as a compliment. Nobody has to save seventeen galaxies from a glowing purple portal. The stakes are understandable: a spacecraft is in serious trouble, people are aboard it, somebody caused the trouble deliberately, and Earth is approaching rather faster than would generally be considered reassuring. Gravity makes an excellent villain because it cannot be reasoned with. The novel also comes from that particularly enjoyable period of near-future science fiction when permanent human activity in orbit seemed not merely possible but imminent. Space factories, orbital industries and exotic materials manufactured in microgravity were expected to become part of the coming technological economy. The future was going to involve factories in space, enormous engineering projects and presumably a surprising number of accountants trying to establish whether something manufactured 300 kilometres above Earth was liable for import duty. Some of those predictions remain stubbornly futuristic, but that only adds another layer of interest to the book. The Descent of Anansi is both an adventure and a snapshot of the technological optimism surrounding space development at the beginning of the 1980s — a period when the Space Shuttle had arrived and it seemed reasonable to assume that the next few decades might become considerably more orbital than they actually did. And then, naturally, there is the name Anansi. Named for the famous trickster spider of West African folklore, it is particularly appropriate for a story involving threads, ingenuity and survival through cleverness. The damaged spacecraft has effectively become caught in a web of physics, sabotage and competing interests, and getting out requires considerably more than pressing the large button marked EMERGENCY. This 1982 Tor edition is offered in Good condition. It has some ordinary signs of previous ownership and use but remains structurally sound and ready for another descent through the atmosphere. Unlike the spac https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7346/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-descent-of-anansi-aug-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor 9780812512922 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7345 Furious Gulf by Gregory Benford Furious Gulf (2005) by Gregory Benford Aspect Science Fiction — ISBN 0446611530 Condition: Good Humanity has always possessed an admirable talent for exploration. We crossed oceans, climbed mountains, reached the Moon and eventually ventured out among the stars. Unfortunately, in Gregory Benford’s Furious Gulf, this magnificent spirit of discovery has culminated in humanity being chased around the centre of the Galaxy by enormously powerful machines which would apparently prefer us to become extinct. Progress can be difficult to measure. Furious Gulf is the fifth novel in Benford’s epic Galactic Center sequence, continuing the extraordinary journey of the human survivors aboard the starship Argo as they plunge deeper into the violent, mysterious and profoundly inhospitable regions surrounding the Galactic Centre. This is not the part of the Milky Way selected by reputable travel agents. At the heart of the story is the Bishop Family, descendants of humans who have spent generations struggling against the mechanical intelligences dominating much of the Galaxy. These aren’t charming little robots wondering what it means to be human. They are vast, ancient machine civilisations operating on scales which make individual human beings look less like opponents and more like minor biological contamination. The humans have nevertheless proved irritatingly difficult to eliminate. Now the survivors are heading towards the Galactic Centre itself, seeking sanctuary, answers and perhaps some means of surviving in a universe increasingly dominated by machine intelligence. Ahead lies an environment where gravity, radiation, space and time are all behaving with considerably less decorum than they do in respectable suburban regions of the Galaxy. The title is not exaggerating. Benford is an astrophysicist as well as a novelist, and Furious Gulf takes considerable pleasure in throwing its characters into genuinely extreme cosmic environments. The centre of our Galaxy isn’t merely used as an impressive painted backdrop while everyone discusses relationships on the bridge. Its physics matters. Black holes, gravitational forces, enormous energies and bizarre astronomical structures become part of the landscape through which the characters must travel. It is hard science fiction with the emphasis firmly on hard. Occasionally you may feel that the universe itself has set the examination. Yet the Galactic Center novels are also about something much larger than astronomical spectacle: the struggle between biological and mechanical intelligence. Humanity has stumbled into a conflict far older and more complicated than itself, discovering that the Galaxy already contains ancient powers with their own histories, purposes and prejudices. We are not the centre of creation. We are barely late arrivals who have wandered into the meeting after everybody else has already been arguing for several million years. The Bishop Family themselves have evolved culturally during humanity’s long struggle for survival. Their language, customs and understanding of the world reflect generations spent under pressure. Benford therefore gives us humans who are recognisably human but no longer quite us — descendants shaped by circumstances their Earthbound ancestors could scarcely have imagined. This can make Furious Gulf a wonderfully strange reading experience. Characters speak in unfamiliar rhythms, machines communicate according to their own logic, and the landscape itself becomes increasingly alien as the expedition approaches the Galactic Centre. The reader is not merely visiting another planet. The reassuring furniture of ordinary reality is gradually being removed from the room. Naturally, the machines remain interested. There is something magnificently unsettling about Benford’s mechanical intelligences. They are not simply villains with metal faces. They represent another possible direction for intelligence itself: ancient, adaptable, immensely powerful and operating according to assumptions that biological creatures may not fully understand. Humanity’s struggle against them becomes part war, part evolutionary competition and part desperate attempt to comprehend what sort of Galaxy we actually inhabit. All of which makes Furious Gulf splendidly ambitious science fiction: enormous in scale, packed with ideas and entirely uninterested in pretending that travelling to the centre of the Milky Way would be straightforward. This 2005 Aspect Science Fiction edition is offered in Good condition. It has experienced some ordinary evidence of previous human ownership but remains perfectly suitable for another expedition into the Galactic Centre. Unlike the characters, the book has not yet been pursued across several thousand light-years by hostile machine intelligences, although Crappy Old Books cannot guarantee what happened before it entered our possession. Pl https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7345/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/furious-gulf-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aspect Science Fiction 9780446611534 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7344 Supernature - A Natural History of the Supernatural by Lyall Watson Supernature – A Natural History of the Supernatural (1974) by Lyall Watson Coronet — ISBN 0340188332 Condition: Good There was a glorious period in the 1970s when perfectly respectable books could discuss telepathy, psychic plants, mysterious animals, inexplicable human abilities and the possibility that reality itself was behaving suspiciously — all while maintaining the calm expression of a university lecturer who had merely noticed something slightly unusual behind the curtains. Lyall Watson’s Supernature is one of the great products of that age: an ambitious attempt to explore the strange territory where established science runs out, folklore wanders in and somebody at the back quietly asks whether plants can read minds. Watson was a biologist, anthropologist and wonderfully enthusiastic collector of anomalies. Rather than simply assembling traditional ghost stories, he set out to examine reports of phenomena which appeared to sit somewhere beyond conventional scientific explanation. Telepathy, precognition, unusual animal behaviour, biological rhythms, strange coincidences, altered states of consciousness and various other disturbances in the supposedly orderly administration of the universe all find their way into the proceedings. His central idea is essentially that nature may be considerably stranger than our current description of it. This is an attractive proposition because nature is already fairly peculiar. Electric eels manufacture electricity. Bats navigate by shouting at walls. Birds cross continents without consulting Google Maps. Caterpillars dissolve themselves and emerge as butterflies, which would be regarded as an absurd plot device if somebody put it in a science-fiction novel. Against this background, Watson asks whether some phenomena dismissed as supernatural might instead belong to aspects of nature that science has simply not yet understood. And off we go. Supernature roams cheerfully across biology, psychology, physics, folklore and parapsychology, rarely allowing disciplinary boundaries to interfere with a good mystery. Watson examines reports and experiments involving human perception, animal senses and apparently unexplained connections between living things. The approach is speculative, enthusiastic and very much characteristic of an era when the border between serious scientific curiosity and paranormal investigation was sometimes marked by little more than a particularly adventurous publishing contract. Modern readers should therefore bring a healthy supply of scepticism. Some of Watson’s claims have aged better than others. Certain ideas presented as intriguing possibilities in the 1970s remain intriguing possibilities; others have subsequently encountered the inconvenient obstacle of scientific evidence. Watson could occasionally move from “something interesting has been reported” to “perhaps the universe works like this” with the exhilarating speed of a man whose brakes had recently been removed. But that is also much of the book’s charm. Watson isn’t merely trying to convince you that paranormal phenomena exist. He is attempting something broader and more interesting: to make the familiar world seem unfamiliar again. His nature is alive with connections, patterns and possibilities. Even when you disagree with his conclusions, the questions themselves can be fascinating. How much do animals perceive that humans cannot? How much of human behaviour is governed by biological mechanisms beneath conscious awareness? How confidently can we distinguish impossible phenomena from phenomena for which we simply don’t yet possess an explanation? These remain excellent questions, even if some of the proposed answers have spent the intervening half-century looking increasingly nervous. The book also belongs to that wonderful tradition of popular science writing in which the author assumes the reader is perfectly happy to move from laboratory experiments to tribal beliefs, then onwards to psychic phenomena, obscure animals and the mysteries of consciousness without demanding that everybody stop for a departmental meeting first. Published in paperback by Coronet in 1974, this is very much an artefact of its intellectual moment: adventurous, provocative, sometimes convincing, sometimes distinctly questionable and almost never dull. It captures the optimism of an era in which it seemed entirely plausible that conventional science might shortly discover something astonishing hiding just beyond the edge of accepted knowledge. This copy is offered in Good condition. It has therefore survived roughly half a century of perfectly ordinary physical processes, with no need to invoke telekinesis, morphic fields or unexplained cosmic energies. Some signs of previous existence may be present, but nothing sufficiently mysterious to justify contacting the Society for Psychical Research. Ideal for collec https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7344/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/supernature-aug-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340188330 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7341 Unto Leviathan by Richard Paul Russo Unto Leviathan (2003) by Richard Paul Russo Orbit — ISBN 9781841492704 Condition: As New There are sensible ways of exploring the universe. You can send probes. You can build enormous telescopes. You can sit comfortably at home and wait for an alien civilisation to send you a polite introductory message containing useful information about faster-than-light travel and perhaps a few restaurant recommendations. Or, if you happen to inhabit the universe of Richard Paul Russo, you can climb aboard a gigantic starship, head off into the unknowable depths of space and discover that whatever is waiting out there has probably been waiting considerably longer than you have. Unto Leviathan follows the vast starship Argonos, wandering through deep space with generations of humanity aboard. It is less a cruise liner than an entire travelling society: thousands of people, their descendants, their politics, their beliefs and all the usual human baggage which apparently remains stubbornly overweight even when actual luggage allowances have ceased to matter. The ship has been travelling for centuries, searching for somewhere — or perhaps something — worth finding. Then they encounter an apparently abandoned human colony. This is generally the point in science fiction where somebody should say, “Perhaps we shouldn’t go inside.” Unfortunately, if fictional explorers routinely followed this advice, most science-fiction novels would be approximately twelve pages long. The colony contains evidence of something deeply unpleasant, while a mysterious alien vessel nearby offers an even larger and considerably more ominous question mark. The crew of the Argonos investigate, because humanity has spent thousands of years demonstrating that an unexplained doorway marked PROBABLY A TERRIBLE IDEA is essentially irresistible. What follows is a dark, atmospheric journey into alien mystery, religious obsession, human division and the uncomfortable possibility that the universe may contain things which neither notice nor particularly care about our carefully constructed ideas of significance. Russo’s novel is space opera stripped of the cheerful optimism. There are enormous distances, ancient mysteries and alien artefacts, but very little suggestion that humanity is inevitably destined to stride triumphantly across the stars planting flags and opening branch offices. Instead, the sheer scale of space makes people look fragile, temporary and rather argumentative. Naturally, faced with incomprehensible cosmic mysteries, the humans aboard Argonos respond by disagreeing among themselves. Some things apparently survive every technological revolution. The book has often been praised for its brooding atmosphere, and with good reason. This is not a galaxy filled with brightly coloured aliens popping round for diplomatic cocktails. Space is vast, empty and unsettling, and Russo allows the mystery to remain genuinely mysterious. There is something rather effective about science fiction which remembers that encountering something truly alien might not result in a handy conversation explaining its motives during Chapter Twelve. Religion also runs strongly through the novel, particularly through the ship’s social divisions and the powerful religious hierarchy aboard it. Faith, authority, curiosity and fear all collide as the discoveries become stranger. Humanity may have escaped Earth and travelled unimaginable distances, but bureaucracy, class, fanaticism and people absolutely convinced that they understand God’s intentions have apparently achieved interstellar travel as well. Originally published in America as Ship of Fools, the rather grander British title Unto Leviathan suits the novel beautifully. It sounds biblical, ominous and like something extremely large is about to emerge from the darkness and make everyone regret leaving home. Which, broadly speaking, is exactly the mood you want. This Orbit paperback edition dates from 2003 and is offered in As New condition, meaning it has survived its own journey through time and space remarkably better than most of the people in the novel. No mysterious alien contamination has been detected, although Crappy Old Books’ testing facilities in this area remain regrettably limited. A cracking choice for readers who like their science fiction enormous, intelligent, gloomy and faintly terrifying — particularly fans of generation ships, alien archaeology and stories in which humanity ventures boldly into the unknown only to discover that the unknown was perfectly happy without us. Crappy Old Books verdict: A huge spaceship, a dead colony, an incomprehensible alien vessel and several thousand humans who really ought to turn around and go home. Unfortunately, home is several centuries away. Excellent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7341/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/unto-leviathan-aug-2026.jpg 17.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9781841492704 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7340 Great Sky River by Gregory Benford There are science fiction novels where humanity boldly goes into space, plants a flag on a convenient planet and spends the next few centuries congratulating itself. Then there is Great Sky River, where Gregory Benford politely informs us that the universe has other ideas. In this astonishing vision of the far future, mankind is no longer the undisputed master of creation but merely another struggling species attempting to survive in a galaxy that has become spectacularly inhospitable. Part of Benford’s acclaimed Galactic Center Saga, Great Sky River takes readers millions of years into the future, where intelligent machines dominate the Milky Way and the remnants of humanity exist in scattered, desperate communities. This is not a future filled with gleaming starships, cheerful diplomacy and convenient alien translators. Instead, it is harsh, mysterious and breathtakingly alien, reminding us that evolution has absolutely no obligation to preserve our place at the top of the food chain. Naturally, there is a magnificent irony at the heart of the novel. Humanity spent centuries worrying that machines would one day take our jobs. Benford skips neatly past that concern and asks what happens when they inherit the entire galaxy instead. It turns out unemployment may not be the greatest long-term consequence of artificial intelligence after all. One of Benford’s greatest strengths is his refusal to underestimate either science or his readers. As an astrophysicist, he builds futures that feel grounded in genuine scientific possibility rather than cinematic convenience. The scale is immense, the concepts dazzling and the speculative biology, physics and cosmology are woven naturally into the story without ever becoming a lecture. Readers are expected to keep up—and the journey is all the more rewarding because of it. Despite the extraordinary setting, Great Sky River remains deeply human. Families struggle to survive, communities cling to hope and individuals face impossible choices in a universe that seems almost indifferent to their existence. The familiar emotions of courage, fear, curiosity and love persist even when civilisation itself has become little more than a distant archaeological memory. Benford reminds us that while technology may transform beyond recognition, human nature has an irritating tendency to remain reassuringly familiar. The novel also possesses an extraordinary sense of wonder. Strange worlds, unimaginable technologies and ancient machine intelligences combine to create a universe that genuinely feels old—older than almost any other science fiction setting. Civilisations have risen and fallen beyond counting, stars have lived entire lifetimes and humanity’s golden age has become little more than a forgotten rumour. It is both humbling and exhilarating to contemplate. Of course, Benford cannot resist posing uncomfortable questions. If intelligence evolves beyond biology, what becomes of humanity? Does survival require adaptation, resistance or something stranger still? And if machines inherit civilisation, are they truly our successors—or simply the next chapter in a story that was never really about us in the first place? These are wonderfully unsettling ideas, presented with enough scientific credibility to make them linger long after the final page. This As New copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, is in superb condition, clean, crisp and ready for another voyage into one of science fiction’s most ambitious futures. Whether you are already following the Galactic Center Saga or simply enjoy hard science fiction that stretches both the imagination and the intellect, Great Sky River is a rewarding and unforgettable read. After all, most novels reassure us that humanity will conquer the stars. Gregory Benford cheerfully suggests that the stars may already belong to somebody else—and they’re not entirely convinced they need tenants. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7340/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-sky-river-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aspect Science Fiction 9780446611558 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7339 Origin by Stephen Baxter There are science fiction novels that quietly ask, "What if?" and then there are novels like Origin, which clear their throat, point at the entire history of the universe, and ask, "Yes, but what happens after all that?" Stephen Baxter has never been especially interested in thinking small. While many authors are content to save a city, a planet or, on a particularly ambitious afternoon, a galaxy, Baxter seems to regard the lifespan of the cosmos itself as a reasonable starting point for a story. Origin is what happens when someone looks at billions of years of cosmic history and decides there is still plenty left to write about. Published in 2002, Origin continues Baxter’s grand exploration of humanity’s distant future, where civilisation has long since escaped the familiar concerns of mortgages, traffic jams and remembering where the television remote has gone. Instead, the questions become rather larger. What is humanity’s ultimate purpose? Is intelligence a cosmic accident or part of something far greater? Can the universe itself possess a destiny? These are not questions likely to arise while standing in the supermarket queue, but Baxter tackles them with the sort of confidence that suggests he has already done the maths on the back of an envelope. Despite the intimidating scale, one of Baxter’s great talents is making the impossible feel strangely plausible. He fills the pages with speculative science, staggering engineering, alien mysteries and ideas so enormous they require the reader to occasionally stop, stare out of the window and remind themselves that the kettle still needs switching off. His future is not built on magic disguised as technology but on extrapolation—sometimes optimistic, sometimes unsettling, but always intellectually adventurous. Naturally, this is not the sort of novel where somebody spends three hundred pages wondering whether they should text their ex. The drama here unfolds across incomprehensible distances and unimaginable timescales. Civilisations rise, transform and disappear while the universe itself carries on with admirable indifference. It is a refreshing reminder that, in cosmic terms, forgetting your password probably isn’t quite the catastrophe it feels like. There is also a pleasing irony running through Baxter’s work. Human beings, who struggle to agree on where to have lunch, are imagined confronting the deepest questions of existence itself. We may never successfully organise a committee meeting without unnecessary emails, yet somehow Baxter convinces us that one day our descendants will wrestle with the ultimate architecture of reality. Optimism comes in many forms. Readers who enjoy hard science fiction will find plenty to admire here. Baxter rarely underestimates his audience, trusting them to keep up with concepts that other writers might quietly remove for fear of frightening the horses. Yet beneath the physics, cosmology and speculative engineering lies a very human curiosity: the desire to know where we came from, where we are going, and whether the story has an ending at all. This copy is in As New condition, presenting beautifully with only the faintest suggestion that anyone before you resisted the temptation to immediately contemplate eternity. The pages are clean, crisp and thoroughly readable, ready to accompany another traveller on a journey that stretches from humanity’s distant future to the very limits of imagination. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where even books about the birth, evolution and possible fate of the universe still have to fit into an ordinary cardboard box and survive Royal Mail. It is strangely comforting that no matter how vast the cosmos becomes, someone still has to remember to stick the address label on the front. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7339/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/origin-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins 9780006511847 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7337 The Roswell Incident by Charles Berlitz Some books ask sensible questions. Others ask whether we are alone in the universe. The Roswell Incident boldly asks whether the most extraordinary event of the twentieth century was quietly swept under the nearest government filing cabinet while everyone was told not to worry about it. Whether you emerge convinced, sceptical or simply entertained, one thing is certain: after reading this book, weather balloons will never seem quite as straightforward again. Written by Charles Berlitz, with researcher William L. Moore, this bestselling investigation helped propel the Roswell affair from an obscure 1947 newspaper story into one of the world’s most enduring modern mysteries. Drawing on witness interviews, military records, newspaper reports and the recollections of those connected with the alleged crash near Roswell, New Mexico, the authors present the controversial case that the United States military recovered something far more remarkable than a stray balloon. Of course, the true fascination lies not merely in the possibility of extraterrestrial visitors but in the extraordinary power of unanswered questions. Governments insist one thing. Witnesses remember another. Researchers spend decades comparing testimony, photographs and official reports, while generations of readers happily disappear down a rabbit hole from which many never entirely return. The irony is delicious. A single field of scattered debris has generated enough books, documentaries and arguments to keep humanity occupied for almost eighty years. If aliens did visit, they may be less impressed by our technology than by our astonishing ability to debate absolutely everything. Berlitz writes with the confidence of a man convinced there is far more to the story than official explanations allow. His account is packed with intriguing interviews, curious inconsistencies and tantalising claims, inviting readers to weigh the evidence for themselves. It is worth remembering, however, that many of the book’s central conclusions have been strongly disputed by historians, sceptical investigators and later official reports. That ongoing disagreement is part of the book’s significance. It remains one of the defining works that transformed Roswell into a worldwide cultural phenomenon, regardless of where readers ultimately stand on its claims. Whether approached as investigative journalism, conspiracy history or simply an absorbing snapshot of UFO culture at its height, The Roswell Incident remains an endlessly compelling read. It captures an era when Cold War secrecy, genuine military projects and public fascination with flying saucers combined to produce a mystery that refuses to fade. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Sometimes fiction borrows heavily from rumour. Occasionally, nobody can quite agree which is which. This 1980 Granada edition is in Very Good condition. It has been carefully preserved, remaining clean, solid and highly presentable, making it an excellent copy for collectors of UFO literature, paranormal investigations or twentieth-century curiosities. Perfect for readers fascinated by unexplained phenomena, conspiracy theories, aviation history or the enduring question of whether someone, somewhere, knows more than they’re saying. Add it to your shelves today and decide for yourself whether Roswell represents history’s greatest cover-up or simply the world’s most successful argument over a remarkably memorable collection of debris. As always from Crappy Old Books—where the only unidentified objects are the ones hidden somewhere in the ever-growing "to be read" pile. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7337/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-roswell-incident-aug-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granada 9780586051825 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7335 The Hour of the Donkey by Anthony Price History has a habit of leaving behind awkward questions. One of the most enduring is this: why did Hitler order his advancing Panzer divisions to halt in May 1940, allowing hundreds of thousands of Allied troops to escape from Dunkirk? Historians have debated it for decades. Anthony Price looked at the mystery and, being a novelist, decided that the most entertaining solution was to write a thriller around it. The Hour of the Donkey is the result, blending espionage, military history and nail-biting suspense into one remarkably convincing tale. Set during the chaos of the German invasion of France, the novel follows two young and inexperienced British officers who find themselves stranded behind enemy lines. Their predicament rapidly becomes even more dangerous when they witness what appears to be a senior British officer in suspicious company with the advancing Germans. From that extraordinary moment, survival becomes only half the problem. The other half is deciding whether what they have seen is treachery, deception or part of a game so complex that they are hopelessly out of their depth. Price was one of Britain’s finest espionage writers, and unlike many thrillers where explosions politely fill the gaps between conversations, his novels thrive on intelligence in every sense of the word. Information is more dangerous than bullets, secrets weigh more heavily than rifles and every seemingly insignificant detail threatens to alter the course of history. The tension comes not merely from enemy patrols but from the uncomfortable possibility that nobody can be trusted, especially those wearing the correct uniform. There is a delicious irony running throughout the novel. The fate of nations, armies and perhaps the entire war appears to rest upon two men who are scarcely prepared for the task before them. They are frightened, inexperienced and frequently confused, which makes them feel all the more believable. Heroism, Price quietly suggests, often consists not of fearless action but of carrying on despite having absolutely no idea what is happening. Unlike many wartime adventures, The Hour of the Donkey refuses to romanticise combat. The confusion, exhaustion and sheer uncertainty of the 1940 campaign are brought vividly to life, creating a story that is as much about ordinary men caught in extraordinary circumstances as it is about spies and conspiracies. It is both a gripping thriller and an imaginative exploration of one of the Second World War’s most intriguing historical puzzles. This 1983 Futura edition is in Good condition. It has clearly been enjoyed by a previous reader but remains clean, solid and thoroughly readable, making it an excellent copy for anyone wishing to discover why Anthony Price earned such admiration among fans of intelligent espionage fiction. Perfect for readers of military history, Cold War and Second World War espionage, classic thrillers and anyone who enjoys novels that reward careful attention rather than simply rapid page-turning. Add it to your collection today and discover a masterclass in historical suspense, where one unanswered question from 1940 becomes the engine for an unforgettable adventure. As always from Crappy Old Books—where history, mystery and wonderfully dog-eared paperbacks continue to conspire in the very best possible way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7335/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hour-of-the-donkey-aug-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708818992 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7334 Mash Goes To Maine by Richard Hooker War changes people. In the case of Hawkeye Pierce and his gloriously unconventional colleagues, it also appears to leave them utterly incapable of living quiet, respectable lives. MASH Goes to Maine reunites Richard Hooker’s irrepressible band of surgeons after the Korean War, proving that while the battlefield may have disappeared, chaos remains a permanent feature of their professional lives. Back home in the peaceful surroundings of rural Maine, Hawkeye attempts to establish a sensible medical practice. This, naturally, lasts for approximately as long as it takes for Trapper John, Duke, Spearchucker and the rest of the old gang to become involved. Before long, operating theatres, golf courses, bedrooms and respectable medical institutions are all being treated with equal levels of cheerful irreverence. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when gifted surgeons with almost no respect for authority are released into civilian life, Richard Hooker has already conducted the experiment on your behalf. Unlike the television series, which gradually became more reflective and dramatic, these original novels retain the anarchic spirit of the first book. The humour is broad, irreverent and unapologetically outrageous, filled with practical jokes, eccentric patients, colourful local characters and enough medical mischief to make an NHS administrator quietly faint. The doctors may have swapped army uniforms for civilian clothes, but they remain gloriously incapable of behaving like ordinary adults. There is a pleasing irony at the heart of the novel. These men survived one of the twentieth century’s bloodiest conflicts through intelligence, skill and an almost pathological refusal to take authority too seriously. Yet peace proves every bit as capable of producing absurdity as war ever was. It turns out that bureaucracy, pompous colleagues and small-town politics can be nearly as exhausting as enemy artillery, albeit with considerably fewer explosions. Hooker’s greatest strength lies in making extraordinary people feel oddly believable. Beneath the outrageous humour sit genuine friendships forged under impossible circumstances. The practical jokes and outrageous escapades are entertaining enough, but they also reveal characters who understand one another in ways that only shared hardship can create. The comedy works because there is always a hint of affection beneath the madness. This 1972 Sphere edition is in Fair condition. It has clearly been read, enjoyed and perhaps accompanied more than one reader through a train journey or holiday over the past five decades. It shows its age, but remains a complete and perfectly readable copy, ideal for someone more interested in the laughs than in museum-quality perfection. Perfect for fans of the original MASH* novels, lovers of classic comic fiction and readers who appreciate satire with a distinctly medical flavour. Add it to your shelves today and discover that retirement from military service is no guarantee of a quieter existence, especially when Hawkeye Pierce is involved. As always from Crappy Old Books—where even the most battle-scarred paperbacks still know exactly how to raise morale. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7334/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mash-goes-to-maine-aug-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere no GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7333 Blue Peter Fourteenth Book by Blue Peter Long before children’s television discovered celebrity judges, phone-in voting and enough flashing lights to guide aircraft, there was Blue Peter. Armed with sticky-backed plastic, an alarming quantity of washing-up bottles and an unwavering belief that almost anything could be transformed into something marvellous, the programme quietly became a national institution. Blue Peter Fourteenth Book captures that wonderfully inventive spirit, bottling an era when making something with your own hands was considered infinitely more exciting than watching someone else do it online. Published in 1977 by the BBC, this fourteenth annual gathers together the adventures, features, stories, competitions and practical projects that made generations of children race to the television after school. There are crafts to attempt, fascinating facts to absorb, animals to admire and enough ideas to keep inquisitive minds occupied long after the closing theme had finished. Like the programme itself, the book somehow manages to educate without ever sounding as though it has wandered into a classroom. Reading it today is an irresistible exercise in nostalgia. Here is a world where the greatest technological challenge involved persuading cardboard, string and an empty cereal packet to become a convincing model of... well, something. The irony is delightful. Modern children possess devices capable of accessing the sum of human knowledge in seconds, yet many adults would happily swap them all for an afternoon spent following a Blue Peter make-and-do project with a pair of blunt scissors and a tube of glue that inevitably ended up attached to the dining table. Of course, Blue Peter was never simply about crafts. It celebrated curiosity, kindness, adventure and the belief that ordinary people could achieve extraordinary things. Expeditions, wildlife, history, science and stories from around the world all found a place alongside recipes and competitions, creating a wonderfully eclectic mixture that reflected the programme’s unique charm. It managed the remarkable feat of making learning feel accidental, which is probably the cleverest educational trick ever devised. This annual also serves as a delightful time capsule of Britain in the late 1970s. The fashions may occasionally prompt affectionate smiles, the hairstyles may have developed ambitions of their own and some of the technology now belongs in museums, but the enthusiasm remains wonderfully infectious. It is impossible to browse its pages without remembering an age when childhood entertainment relied less on batteries and far more on imagination. Condition is Good, with the book remaining clean, complete and entirely enjoyable. It has clearly been read and appreciated, exactly as a Blue Peter annual should be, yet it still has plenty of adventures left for its next owner. Perfect for collectors of Blue Peter, BBC memorabilia, vintage children’s annuals or anyone who remembers believing that sticky-backed plastic could solve almost any practical problem. Add it to your shelves today and rediscover a time when a homemade rocket, a loyal dog and a coveted Blue Peter badge represented the absolute height of civilisation. As always from Crappy Old Books—where the annuals are still full of inspiration, the nostalgia comes free of charge, and we’re fairly sure we’ve got some sticky-backed plastic somewhere... if only we could find it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7333/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/blue-peter-fopurteenth-book-aug-2026.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BBC 9780563172871 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7332 Artifact by Gregory Benfold There are archaeological thrillers where somebody discovers an old pot, translates a convenient inscription and spends the next three hundred pages fleeing mysterious assassins. Then there is Artifact by Gregory Benford, which begins with an astonishing archaeological discovery and promptly asks the sort of awkward scientific questions that most adventure novels quietly avoid. The result is a wonderfully intelligent blend of archaeology, physics, history and speculative science fiction from one of the genre’s genuine scientific heavyweights. The story begins with the unearthing of an extraordinary object buried beneath the ancient city of Alexandria. At first glance it appears to be simply another priceless relic from the classical world. Unfortunately for everyone involved, it rapidly becomes apparent that this particular artefact does not fit comfortably into anyone’s understanding of history—or indeed the laws of nature. Scientists, historians and governments suddenly find themselves confronted with a discovery capable of rewriting far more than archaeology textbooks. Of course, there is a glorious irony lurking beneath the surface. Archaeologists usually spend years trying to explain the past. Benford cheerfully hands them an object that seems determined to explain the future instead. It is rather like discovering a Roman smartphone in Hadrian’s Wall and hoping the paperwork will remain manageable. As with much of Benford’s work, the science is never merely decorative. Being both an accomplished novelist and an astrophysicist, he refuses to wave a magic wand whenever things become difficult. Instead, the speculative ideas grow naturally from real scientific principles, making the impossible feel disturbingly plausible. Readers looking for explosions every third page may find themselves unexpectedly learning something along the way—a dangerous habit that good science fiction has always encouraged. The novel also explores another timeless human characteristic: our astonishing ability to argue about almost anything. Present an extraordinary discovery to the world’s brightest experts and one might imagine immediate cooperation. Benford, displaying an admirable understanding of both science and humanity, instead delivers academic rivalry, political manoeuvring, institutional scepticism and the occasional clash of oversized egos. It seems civilisation can contemplate rewriting history itself, provided everyone first agrees who deserves the research grant. There is something wonderfully satisfying about the way Artifact balances big ideas with genuine suspense. The mystery unfolds patiently, allowing readers to piece together clues alongside the characters rather than simply waiting for an improbable explanation in the final chapter. History, cosmology, quantum theory and archaeology all become parts of the same intricate puzzle, proving that libraries can sometimes be just as exciting as laboratories—provided someone has unearthed something sufficiently alarming. Reading the novel today adds another layer of amusement. Modern society has become wonderfully accustomed to sensational headlines promising that history is about to be rewritten by every newly discovered skeleton, manuscript or buried temple. Benford reminds us that if humanity ever really did uncover something that completely overturned our understanding of civilisation, our first instinct would probably be to form a committee, argue over jurisdiction and spend several years debating funding applications. This Very Good Bantam edition, offered by Crappy Old Books, remains clean, bright and entirely readable, with only the light signs of careful previous ownership. Whether you are already a fan of Gregory Benford’s thoughtful hard science fiction or simply enjoy intelligent novels where archaeology meets physics with unexpectedly spectacular consequences, Artifact remains an absorbing and rewarding read. It also serves as a comforting reminder that sometimes the greatest mysteries are not buried beneath ancient ruins—but inside the rather complicated minds of the people determined to explain them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7332/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/artifact-aug-2026.jpg 0.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553172065 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7331 Timescape by Gregory Benfold There are time-travel novels where somebody accidentally steps into a machine, presses the wrong button and spends the afternoon chatting to Napoleon. Then there is Timescape by Gregory Benford, a novel that takes one look at such nonsense, sighs quietly in the direction of the laws of physics, and asks a far more unsettling question: what if the past could be influenced not by people, but by information? Winner of both the Nebula and John W. Campbell Memorial Awards, Timescape is one of the great works of hard science fiction, combining genuine scientific ideas with a gripping story that treats its readers as intelligent adults rather than passengers on a rollercoaster. Benford, himself a physicist, builds his extraordinary premise around the possibility of sending messages backwards through time using the strange behaviour of subatomic particles. The result is less about flashy gadgets than about the terrifying consequences of discovering tomorrow’s bad news today. The story unfolds across two interconnected periods. In one future, ecological disaster has pushed civilisation towards collapse. Oceans are dying, ecosystems are failing and humanity appears to have spent rather too many decades assuming that the planet would simply cope with whatever was thrown at it. In desperation, scientists attempt the impossible: sending warnings into the past in the hope that earlier generations might alter history before catastrophe becomes inevitable. Of course, there is delicious irony at the heart of the novel. Humanity has always insisted that hindsight is twenty-twenty. Benford asks what would happen if hindsight arrived before the event itself. Would governments listen? Would scientists agree? Would politicians take immediate action based upon evidence of future catastrophe? Readers may find themselves smiling rather knowingly at that particular question. Unlike many science fiction novels, Timescape treats science not as magical decoration but as the story itself. Laboratories, research funding, rivalries, academic politics, failed experiments and frustrated brilliance all play central roles. Benford understands that discovery is rarely a moment of dramatic revelation accompanied by triumphant orchestral music. More often it involves paperwork, sceptical colleagues, grant applications and somebody discovering that an experiment which worked perfectly yesterday has chosen today to behave like a stubborn toaster. Yet despite its scientific rigour, the novel never loses sight of its human characters. Researchers struggle with careers, relationships, ambition and the crushing responsibility of believing they may possess knowledge capable of saving billions of lives. The future may depend upon equations, but it is still inhabited by ordinary people trying to make sense of extraordinary circumstances. Reading Timescape today is particularly fascinating because many of its environmental concerns feel strikingly contemporary. Published in the early 1980s, it anticipated debates about ecological decline, scientific responsibility and political inertia that remain remarkably familiar decades later. It serves as both an engrossing thriller and an unexpectedly thoughtful meditation on humanity’s curious ability to recognise danger whilst simultaneously inventing ever more creative reasons to postpone dealing with it. This Good condition Sphere edition, offered by Crappy Old Books, remains clean, sound and entirely readable, showing only the gentle signs of a well-enjoyed life. Whether you are an admirer of classic hard science fiction, a lover of intelligent speculative fiction or simply curious to discover why Timescape is regarded as one of the genre’s genuine masterpieces, this is a rewarding journey through science, time and consequence. It also leaves readers with one rather uncomfortable thought: if tomorrow really did send us a warning today, would we finally pay attention... or would we ask it to come back after the next committee meeting? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7331/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/time-scape-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722116302 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7329 Hawksmoor by Peter Ackroyd There are novels that take you gently by the hand and lead you through a neatly signposted plot. Hawksmoor by Peter Ackroyd does quite the opposite. It smiles politely, ushers you into the shadowy streets of London, extinguishes the lamps, mutters something unsettling about churches, murder and history, and then quietly disappears into the fog while you’re left wondering whether the city itself has been watching you all along. Winner of the Whitbread Novel Award, Hawksmoor is one of the defining works of modern British literary fiction, weaving together two narratives separated by nearly three centuries. One follows the architect Nicholas Dyer, a man charged with building a series of London churches in the early eighteenth century. The other follows Detective Nicholas Hawksmoor as he investigates a sequence of mysterious murders occurring around those very same churches in the present day. As the stories begin to echo one another across time, the boundaries between history, superstition, architecture and the supernatural become delightfully—and deliberately—uncertain. Peter Ackroyd has always possessed an extraordinary gift for making London itself the principal character. Streets remember. Buildings whisper. Stones appear to retain memories long after their builders have become dust. Reading Hawksmoor is rather like wandering through the capital at dawn before everyone else has woken, convinced that every alley conceals another secret and every church tower knows considerably more than it is prepared to admit. Naturally, there is a magnificent irony at the heart of the novel. Churches are built to provide places of worship, comfort and salvation. Ackroyd cheerfully transforms them into ominous landmarks around which centuries of mystery quietly accumulate. One begins to suspect that if estate agents described London properties with complete honesty, "adjacent to an eighteenth-century church of profound architectural significance and possible occult implications" might not increase the asking price quite as much as hoped. The novel is richly atmospheric, beautifully written and unapologetically demanding. This is not a thriller that rushes breathlessly towards neat explanations. Instead, Ackroyd invites readers to lose themselves in language, symbolism and the peculiar geography of London itself. The eighteenth-century sections are written in an authentic period voice, adding depth and texture while reminding us that the past really is another country—one where spelling, grammar and morality occasionally appear to have taken rather different routes. What makes Hawksmoor so enduring is its refusal to answer every question. Is history repeating itself? Are the connections supernatural, psychological or merely coincidental? Is London simply a city, or something older and stranger disguised beneath brick, soot and commuter traffic? Ackroyd wisely leaves readers to wrestle with such matters themselves, proving that uncertainty can sometimes be far more unsettling than certainty. This Fair condition Ex-Library copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, bears the expected signs of its previous working life. Library stamps, markings and general wear are all part of its history, but the text remains complete and entirely readable. In many ways, it feels strangely appropriate that a novel so preoccupied with the layers of history should itself arrive with evidence of many previous readers. After all, books—like old churches and old cities—often become more interesting for the lives they have already lived. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7329/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hawks-moor-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349100579 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7327 The World of Venice by Jan Morris There are travel guides that tell you where to eat, where to stay and which queue to join first. Then there is The World of Venice by Jan Morris, a book that quietly ignores such practicalities in favour of explaining why one of the world’s most improbable cities has spent centuries convincing visitors that reality is overrated. Venice, after all, is a place that decided building on dry land was simply too conventional and instead opted to construct a glorious maritime masterpiece balanced delicately upon millions of wooden piles. Against all sensible engineering advice, it has remained there ever since, stubbornly refusing to sink just to prove a point. Jan Morris was one of Britain’s finest travel writers, and this is far more than a guidebook. It is part history, part memoir, part cultural portrait and part love letter to a city that has inspired merchants, artists, composers, politicians, romantics and slightly bewildered tourists attempting to find Piazza San Marco without consulting a map. Morris understands that Venice is best appreciated not as a collection of famous landmarks but as a living, breathing organism where every alley promises another tiny square, another canal and another opportunity to become gloriously lost. That, perhaps, is the city’s greatest trick. Modern life insists that we know exactly where we are at all times. Venice cheerfully disagrees. It offers hundreds of twisting lanes, countless bridges and street signs that occasionally appear to have been placed more for decoration than navigation. Getting lost is not a failure in Venice—it is practically part of the admission price. The book explores every aspect of the city: its astonishing history as a maritime republic, its architecture, politics, commerce, traditions, churches, art, music and extraordinary ability to exist simultaneously as a world-famous tourist destination and an intensely personal place. Morris has the rare gift of making centuries of history feel conversational rather than academic, allowing readers to wander effortlessly from Byzantine splendour to Renaissance intrigue with the ease of someone crossing yet another canal. Naturally, there is no shortage of irony. Venice became fabulously wealthy through international trade, banking and naval power, yet today many visitors appear determined to experience it almost entirely by photographing themselves standing in front of pigeons. The Doges built an empire stretching across the Mediterranean; modern tourists celebrate finding a café where the coffee costs slightly less than the national debt of a medium-sized country. Progress, it seems, has a curious sense of humour. What makes this book endure is Morris’s affection for imperfection. Venice is magnificent precisely because it refuses to behave like a modern city. It floods occasionally, the streets make little logical sense, the buildings lean in unexpected directions and every journey takes slightly longer than anticipated. Yet these quirks become virtues, reminding us that beauty often flourishes where efficiency quietly gives up trying. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, remains clean, sound and perfectly readable, with only the gentle signs of a previous life that one might reasonably expect from a well-travelled volume. Whether you are planning a visit, reminiscing about one, or simply enjoy travel writing at its finest, The World of Venice offers a rich and thoughtful portrait of one of civilisation’s greatest achievements. And unlike Venice itself, you can enjoy it without paying for an espresso that costs more than the book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7327/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-world-of-venice-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harcourt Brace 9780156983563 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7326 The High-Fibre Cookbook by Pamela Westland There are cookbooks that promise culinary miracles, and then there are cookbooks that quietly suggest the true secret to happiness may simply involve eating enough roughage. The High-Fibre Cookbook by Pamela Westland is a delightful time capsule from the early 1980s, when fibre stopped being something only your grandmother mentioned and became the latest scientific buzzword. Suddenly bran was fashionable, wholemeal flour was respectable, and breakfast cereals proudly advertised that they contained enough fibre to keep an entire village regular. Of course, there is a certain irony to all this. Humanity spent centuries inventing ever more refined flour, polished rice and processed foods, proudly removing every inconveniently healthy part of nature’s original design. Then, having perfected this culinary sleight of hand, we collectively declared that perhaps putting some of it back again might not have been such a terrible idea after all. Thus was born an era in which oat bran briefly achieved celebrity status. Pamela Westland approaches the subject with refreshing practicality. This is not a book of impossible health-food concoctions involving twelve obscure grains harvested by moonlight from an inaccessible Himalayan plateau. Instead, it offers sensible, achievable recipes designed to increase dietary fibre without making every meal resemble punishment. Soups, breads, main courses, salads and desserts all receive attention, proving that healthy eating need not involve permanently surrendering flavour in exchange for moral superiority. What makes the book especially enjoyable today is its unmistakable period charm. It belongs to that optimistic age when nutrition books believed that a little scientific understanding, a handful of wholesome ingredients and a sensible attitude could improve everyday life. There are no influencers, detoxes, superfoods or miracle cleanses lurking within these pages. Nobody insists that one particular berry discovered on a remote mountainside will transform your existence. Instead, the advice is grounded in common sense—a quality that has aged remarkably well. The recipes themselves remain surprisingly usable. Whole grains, pulses, fresh vegetables, fruit and traditional ingredients take centre stage, producing meals that still feel modern despite being written over forty years ago. Many contemporary healthy cookbooks merely rediscover ideas that authors like Westland were quietly promoting decades earlier, albeit without charging extra for the privilege of calling them "artisan." Naturally, the title does invite the occasional smile. Few dinner guests have ever exclaimed, "Splendid! Is this the high-fibre option?" Yet beneath its gloriously straightforward name lies a genuinely useful cookbook filled with recipes intended to improve everyday cooking rather than simply decorate a kitchen shelf. Sometimes honesty is wonderfully unfashionable. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, remains clean, sound and perfectly readable, ready to inspire healthier meals or simply remind readers that nutritional advice has a habit of travelling in circles. Whether you’re interested in vintage cookery, sensible nutrition or simply enjoy collecting books from an era when bran was considered cutting-edge technology, The High-Fibre Cookbook is an engaging addition to the shelf. And should it encourage a few extra vegetables along the way, that may be one of the few occasions in life where everybody leaves the table feeling lighter without anyone having mentioned calories quite so often. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7326/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-high-fibre-cookbook-aug-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780454003277 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7324 The Illustrated Golden Bough - A Study in Magic and Religion by James George Frazer If you’ve ever wondered why people once believed that cutting down the wrong tree might anger a god, why kings occasionally found themselves entangled in elaborate fertility rituals, or why cultures separated by oceans developed surprisingly similar myths, then Sir James George Frazer is about to lead you down one of the most fascinating intellectual rabbit holes ever committed to print. The Illustrated Golden Bough is an accessible and richly visual introduction to one of the most influential studies of mythology, folklore, magic and comparative religion ever written. Originally published as the monumental The Golden Bough, Frazer’s work transformed the study of anthropology by drawing together myths, customs and religious practices from around the globe. His bold aim was nothing less than to uncover the common threads linking humanity’s beliefs across continents and centuries. Whether discussing sacred groves, seasonal festivals, ritual sacrifice or ancient gods, he invites readers to see familiar traditions in an entirely new light. The irony, of course, is irresistible. Human beings have always considered themselves wonderfully rational creatures, yet history reveals an extraordinary talent for dancing around bonfires, consulting oracles, appeasing invisible forces and placing immense faith in rituals that, viewed from a comfortable modern armchair, appear magnificently improbable. Frazer never mocks these beliefs. Instead, he explores them with genuine curiosity, suggesting that every civilisation, however advanced it believes itself to be, carries echoes of much older ways of understanding the world. Modern society may have traded druids for data analysts, but our desire to explain the inexplicable remains remarkably consistent. This illustrated edition is particularly rewarding because the wealth of photographs, artwork and historical images gives visual life to Frazer’s sweeping comparisons. Ancient ceremonies, archaeological sites, religious artefacts and traditional customs help transform what could have been an intimidating academic classic into a wonderfully browsable volume that invites readers to dip in almost anywhere and emerge several centuries and civilisations away from where they started. It should also be remembered that Frazer wrote at the end of the nineteenth century, and while many of his ideas remain enormously influential, aspects of his interpretations have been challenged and refined by later scholarship. That, however, is part of the book’s enduring fascination. It is both a landmark in the history of anthropology and a window into the evolution of academic thought itself. Even where modern researchers disagree with him, they invariably acknowledge the extraordinary ambition and impact of his work. This 1996 illustrated softback edition presents Frazer’s remarkable ideas in a format that is approachable without sacrificing the richness of the original. It is equally suited to students, collectors, lovers of mythology or anyone who enjoys books that cheerfully connect ancient rituals, folklore, history and religion into one astonishingly broad narrative. Condition is Good, with the book remaining clean, complete and entirely readable. It has clearly been enjoyed by a previous owner, but still has plenty of life left for the next curious mind prepared to wander through its forests of myth, legend and symbolism. Perfect for readers of mythology, anthropology, folklore, comparative religion and cultural history. Add it to your shelves today and discover why The Golden Bough has inspired generations of writers, historians and thinkers, proving that the strangest stories are often the ones people genuinely believed. As always from Crappy Old Books—where the magic is confined to the pages, the rituals involve little more than turning them, and every book comes with considerably fewer human sacrifices than the originals discussed within. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7324/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-illustrated-golden-bough-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Softback Preview 9780713481082 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7323 Hit My Smoke - Targeting the Enemy in Vietnam by Chris Coulthard-Clark Military histories often focus on grand strategy, famous generals and maps covered in colourful arrows. Hit My Smoke – Targeting the Enemy in Vietnam takes you much closer to the action, into the dangerous, fast-moving world of the forward air controller—the men whose job was to find the enemy, survive long enough to identify them correctly and then persuade an alarming quantity of airborne firepower to arrive in precisely the right place. It was a profession that required exceptional flying skills, nerves of steel and, ideally, a healthy disregard for the concept of self-preservation. Chris Coulthard-Clark tells the remarkable story of the Forward Air Controllers (FACs) who operated over Vietnam, particularly those serving alongside Australian forces. Flying light aircraft at low altitude, often within range of enemy fire, these pilots acted as the vital link between troops on the ground and the fast jets waiting overhead. Their radio call, "Hit my smoke," was both wonderfully understated and profoundly serious: the coloured smoke marked the enemy’s position and guided aircraft onto their target, while everyone involved hoped with great enthusiasm that nobody confused one cloud of smoke with another. The irony is almost impossible to ignore. The twentieth century produced supersonic fighters capable of astonishing speed and destructive power, yet their effectiveness often depended upon one small propeller-driven aircraft circling patiently overhead with a pilot pointing at things. Sometimes the most advanced military technology in the world still needs somebody looking out of the window saying, "It’s over there." Coulthard-Clark writes with the authority of a respected military historian while never losing sight of the individuals involved. This is not simply a catalogue of operations and equipment. It is a portrait of extraordinary professionalism under extraordinary pressure, where split-second judgement could mean the difference between success, disaster or tragedy. The pilots emerge not as invincible heroes, but as skilled professionals doing an exceptionally difficult job in impossibly demanding conditions. One of the book’s great strengths is its ability to explain a specialised role without drowning the reader in technical jargon. The tactics, aircraft and procedures are all clearly described, allowing even readers unfamiliar with air operations to appreciate just how hazardous and complex the work really was. It’s a reminder that modern warfare is often won as much through communication and coordination as through firepower itself. Published in 1997, Hit My Smoke benefits from historical perspective while remaining close enough to the events that many participants’ memories were still fresh. The result is a balanced and thoughtful account of one of the lesser-known aspects of the Vietnam War, offering fresh insight into a conflict that continues to be studied from countless different angles. There is also an understated admiration running through the book—not for war itself, but for competence. Whatever one’s views on the Vietnam War, the skill, discipline and courage required to perform the forward air controller’s role are difficult not to respect. Flying slowly over hostile territory in a lightly armed aircraft while calmly directing attack aircraft onto targets is the sort of job description that would make most people reconsider their career choices. And then there is the title itself. Hit My Smoke sounds almost casual, as though someone is asking for help lighting a barbecue. In reality, it was one of the most important radio calls imaginable, representing the precise moment when planning ended and events became very immediate indeed. Military understatement has always possessed a peculiar talent for making extraordinarily dangerous situations sound almost routine. This As New copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, is in superb condition, looking as though it has just completed its pre-flight inspection. The pages are crisp, the binding is excellent and it remains an outstanding copy for military historians, aviation enthusiasts and anyone interested in the Vietnam War. No smoke markers are included, no radio frequencies are hidden between the chapters, and thankfully the only target you’ll be acquiring is another fascinating chapter in an exceptionally well-researched account of aerial warfare. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7323/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hit-my-smoke-aug-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allen and Unwin 9781864484809 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7322 The Noir Style by Alain Silver and James Ursini There are books about films, and then there are books about the way films look—the shadows that seem to have their own agenda, the cigarette smoke curling through a beam of light as though it has rehearsed the scene, and the detective who somehow manages to wear a trench coat indoors without anyone questioning it. The Noir Style by Alain Silver and James Ursini is a sumptuous celebration of one of cinema’s most enduring visual languages, where even a streetlamp appears to be withholding vital information. Rather than simply cataloguing famous films, this richly illustrated volume explores the distinctive style that made film noir so unforgettable. It examines the dramatic lighting, striking compositions, costume, architecture and visual storytelling that transformed ordinary city streets into places where danger seemed permanently booked in for the evening. Suddenly, a rain-soaked alleyway becomes art, Venetian blinds become existential philosophy, and every staircase appears to lead directly into moral ambiguity. The irony is delicious. Film noir is famous for depicting corruption, betrayal and despair, yet it manages to make all three look astonishingly elegant. Only noir could convince audiences that insomnia, chain-smoking, questionable life choices and a profound distrust of humanity are somehow incredibly stylish. One suspects the heroes would have lived considerably longer had they occasionally switched the lights on. Silver and Ursini are among the foremost authorities on film noir, and their enthusiasm shines through every page. Packed with superb stills, production photographs and thoughtful commentary, the book demonstrates how directors, cinematographers and designers created an entire cinematic vocabulary from shadows, contrast and carefully placed pools of light. It is a reminder that some of cinema’s greatest performances were delivered not by actors, but by lighting technicians. What makes The Noir Style especially rewarding is that it encourages readers to look more closely. After spending time with this book, you’ll never watch a classic crime film in quite the same way again. You’ll start noticing reflections in windows, the deliberate positioning of characters, the geometry of staircases and the suspicious number of ceiling fans turning slowly in emotionally complicated rooms. Noir, it turns out, is less a genre than a state of permanent atmospheric excellence. There is also a wonderful paradox at the heart of the movement. Many of these films were produced quickly, on modest budgets, often without anyone imagining they would become classics. Decades later, they are studied frame by frame, their visual techniques admired by filmmakers around the world. It seems that the fastest route to cinematic immortality may simply involve photographing everything as though it has just started raining. Published by Aurum Press in 1999, this handsome volume arrived just as renewed appreciation for classic noir was reaching full strength. It bridges Hollywood history, photography, design and cultural criticism, making it equally appealing to film enthusiasts, students of visual art and anyone who has ever wondered why black-and-white films somehow contain more shades of grey than modern life itself. And then there is the unavoidable truth that noir has influenced almost everything that followed. Contemporary thrillers, detective dramas, graphic novels and even advertising continue to borrow its visual tricks. Somewhere, at this very moment, a director is almost certainly asking for "more shadows" without fully appreciating the debt owed to the films celebrated in these pages. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has acquired just enough character to feel appropriately noir itself. It bears the honest signs of careful reading while remaining an excellent copy for film lovers and collectors alike. No private investigators have left cryptic notes in the margins, no femme fatales are concealed between the pages, and thankfully the only mystery you’ll face is deciding which classic noir masterpiece to watch immediately after finishing the book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7322/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-noir-style-aug-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aurum Press 9781854106650 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7321 Dear Happy Ghosts - Scenes from the Outram Picture Archive 1898 - 1990 by William Hunter Photographs are curious things. At the moment they’re taken, they simply record ordinary people going about ordinary lives. Give them a few decades, however, and they quietly transform into priceless time machines. Dear Happy Ghosts – Scenes from the Outram Picture Archive 1898–1990 is a glorious collection of exactly those moments, preserving nearly a century of everyday Scottish life through the remarkable Outram photographic archive. The title alone tells you almost everything you need to know: these are ghosts, certainly—but very happy ones. Compiled by William Hunter and published by Mainstream Publishing in 1990, this evocative volume gathers together photographs spanning almost one hundred years. Streets bustle with long-forgotten traffic, families pose in their Sunday best, shopkeepers stand proudly outside businesses that may have vanished generations ago, children stare curiously into the camera, and entire communities unknowingly become part of history simply by existing on an ordinary afternoon. The irony is wonderfully bittersweet. Nobody in 1905 woke up thinking, "I’d better look respectable—someone in 1990 might want to admire my hat." Yet here we are, over a century later, happily examining hats, bicycles, tramcars, advertisements, hairstyles and chimney pots with an enthusiasm that would have baffled the original subjects entirely. History has a marvellous habit of promoting the everyday into the extraordinary. William Hunter wisely allows the photographs to do much of the talking. They possess a quiet honesty that no dramatic reconstruction could ever reproduce. Every face, every shop window and every cobbled street carries tiny clues about the lives that unfolded there. Some people smile confidently into the lens, others appear deeply suspicious of this new photographic contraption, and a surprising number seem to be wondering how much longer they’ll have to stand perfectly still. Books like this remind us that history is not merely kings, battles and political speeches. It is milk deliveries, factory shifts, market days, wedding parties, school outings and neighbours leaning over garden fences discussing matters of enormous local importance that have now been completely forgotten. Somehow, those forgotten conversations become all the more fascinating because they can never quite be recovered. The Outram archive itself is a remarkable achievement. Maintaining a photographic record across nearly a century means preserving not only images but entire vanished worlds. Buildings disappear, fashions evolve, industries rise and fall, and generations come and go, yet the camera quietly continues documenting it all with admirable impartiality. It asks for no opinions, offers no conclusions—it simply remembers. There is also a wonderful game hidden within every page. Readers inevitably find themselves searching the background rather than the foreground. The motorcars parked along the kerb. The handwritten shop signs. The price of goods in the windows. The expressions on faces that weren’t supposed to be the subject of the picture at all. Before long, you realise you’re investigating history like an enthusiastic detective armed only with a magnifying glass and far too much curiosity. And then there is the title: Dear Happy Ghosts. It is beautifully chosen, because that is precisely what these photographs contain. The people within them are long gone, yet for a fraction of a second they remain forever laughing, working, shopping, walking home or proudly posing for a camera. They are ghosts only in the gentlest sense—still quietly present whenever someone turns another page. This Very Good copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has aged rather more gracefully than many of the buildings featured inside. It remains a handsome and highly collectable volume, showing only light signs of careful ownership while preserving its wealth of fascinating images. No ancestors have climbed out of the photographs, no Edwardian gentlemen have corrected the captions, and thankfully the only haunting you’ll experience is the irresistible desire to keep turning pages in search of one more forgotten moment from a world that has quietly slipped away. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7321/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dear-happy-ghosts-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mainstream Publishing 9781851583713 GB Standard 4.95 GBP COB-7319 Lone Bulls Horse Raid by Paul Goble and Dorothy Goble There are children’s books about friendly rabbits, adventurous bears and the occasional dragon with surprisingly good manners. Lone Bull’s Horse Raid takes a rather different approach, transporting readers into the rich storytelling traditions of the Native American Plains, where courage, skill and determination mattered rather more than whether you’d remembered your sandwiches. Paul and Dorothy Goble craft a tale that feels both timeless and deeply rooted in the culture that inspired it. The story follows Lone Bull, a young warrior determined to prove himself by undertaking one of the most daring challenges imaginable: stealing horses from a rival tribe. To modern ears, this may sound like an unusual career ambition, but within the traditions of the Plains peoples, horse raiding was often regarded as an act of extraordinary bravery, demanding intelligence, patience and nerve rather than simple recklessness. Success brought honour; failure generally involved running extremely fast. The irony is quietly delightful. Modern adventure stories often celebrate ever larger explosions and increasingly improbable heroes. Here, true courage lies in planning carefully, respecting tradition and understanding exactly when not to make a noise. Sometimes the greatest adventure isn’t defeating an army—it’s persuading several highly valuable horses to leave without alerting absolutely everybody nearby. Paul Goble became renowned for his respectful retelling of Native American legends and historical stories, accompanied by his unmistakable illustrations inspired by traditional Plains art. His artwork is instantly recognisable: bold, elegant and filled with vibrant patterns that capture both movement and symbolism. Every page feels carefully composed, inviting readers to linger over the details as much as the story itself. What makes Lone Bull’s Horse Raid particularly engaging is that it doesn’t simply tell an exciting tale—it quietly introduces readers to another culture’s values and traditions. Honour, patience, family, courage and respect for the natural world are woven naturally into the narrative, allowing the story to educate without ever sounding like a lesson. It’s history, folklore and adventure working together in perfect balance. Published in 1973, the book reflects a period when beautifully illustrated children’s books were produced with remarkable care and craftsmanship. Long before tablets, streaming services and endless digital distractions, stories like this encouraged young readers to travel through imagination alone. It remains a reminder that the most memorable adventures often begin with nothing more than ink, paper and an exceptionally gifted storyteller. There is also something wonderfully universal beneath the historical setting. Every generation has young people eager to prove themselves, uncertain of their place in the world and determined to earn respect through their own actions. Lone Bull’s journey may unfold on the Great Plains, but the emotions behind it remain instantly recognisable to readers of any age. And yes, the title promises a horse raid, but don’t expect a Hollywood-style cavalry charge accompanied by dramatic orchestral music. Real courage is often quieter than that. Besides, horses are famously uncooperative participants in carefully planned operations and have an uncanny talent for ruining stealth missions at precisely the wrong moment. Some things, thankfully, never change. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly enjoyed being read over the years but remains in thoroughly respectable shape for its next adventure. It bears the honest signs of careful use while retaining all the charm of Goble’s magnificent illustrations and storytelling. No horses have escaped from between the pages, no campfires have singed the binding, and thankfully the only raid you’ll be undertaking is stealing a quiet hour to enjoy one of the most distinctive illustrated storytellers of his generation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7319/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lone-bulls-horse-raid-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333147542 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7318 Reflections of Washington DC by Robert Llewellyn Some cities are photographed. Washington, D.C. is staged. Marble monuments pose heroically, domes gleam with suspicious confidence, reflecting pools insist on perfect symmetry, and somewhere just outside the frame somebody is almost certainly discussing foreign policy over a cup of coffee. Reflections of Washington DC captures the American capital in all its stately grandeur, reminding us that while politics may be temporary, good architecture is considerably more photogenic. Robert Llewellyn’s beautifully illustrated volume is exactly the sort of book that invites leisurely browsing. Rather than racing through the city, it encourages readers to pause and admire the familiar landmarks from fresh perspectives. The Capitol, the White House, the Lincoln Memorial, the Washington Monument and countless lesser-known corners all appear with the kind of polished elegance that makes you briefly wonder whether the entire city is cleaned with a particularly enthusiastic polishing cloth every morning. The irony, of course, is irresistible. Washington is one of the most powerful cities on Earth, a place where presidents are elected, treaties negotiated and history regularly rewritten. Yet this book quietly ignores the endless political theatre and instead focuses on something wonderfully reassuring: the buildings remain standing regardless of who happens to be arguing inside them. Photography books like this possess an unexpected superpower. They preserve not merely places, but moments in time. Published in 1991, Reflections of Washington DC presents the capital before smartphones, before tourists photographed every monument from seventeen identical angles, and before every visitor immediately uploaded proof that they had indeed stood next to a very large obelisk. It captures a calmer era, when travel photography still involved patience rather than battery life. Llewellyn’s photographs do more than document famous landmarks. They celebrate light, reflection and composition, revealing why Washington has inspired generations of photographers. Classical architecture, broad avenues, carefully designed parks and dramatic memorials combine to create a city that often feels more like a grand outdoor gallery than a functioning capital. One almost expects the pigeons to carry official government identification. There is also a delightful sense of optimism woven through the imagery. Washington was designed to impress, to embody permanence, confidence and democratic ideals in stone and marble. Whether one agrees with every political decision ever made there is, thankfully, outside the remit of this book. The buildings themselves remain magnificent, standing with dignified indifference while successive generations of politicians arrive, depart and eventually become footnotes. Gallery Books produced many handsome photographic volumes during this period, and this is a fine example. Large, richly illustrated and thoughtfully presented, it makes an excellent coffee-table book—assuming, of course, you possess a coffee table capable of supporting the combined weight of impressive photography and visiting relatives who insist on opening it at precisely the page featuring the Lincoln Memorial. Perhaps the greatest pleasure comes from recognising that every image contains countless untold stories. Behind each façade, memorial and avenue lies another chapter of American history. The photographs quietly invite readers to imagine them without overwhelming the beauty of the scenes themselves. It’s history by atmosphere rather than lecture, and all the more enjoyable for it. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly undertaken its own respectable sightseeing tour through previous owners but remains ready to impress another admirer of architecture and photography. It bears the honest signs of careful enjoyment while retaining crisp images and plenty of visual charm. No presidential motorcades are included, no congressional debates have been hidden between the pages, and thankfully the only reflections you’ll encounter are the beautifully captured ones shimmering across the monuments of one of the world’s most recognisable capitals. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7318/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reflections-of-washington-dc-aug-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gallery Books 9780831793111 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7317 Scottish Football Records by Gordon Smailes Football statistics have a peculiar magic. Mention that a club won 3–1 on a wet Saturday in November 1937 and most sensible people will wonder why anybody remembers. Mention it to the correct football supporter and you’ve just opened negotiations that may continue until closing time. Scottish Football Records by Gordon Smailes is for precisely those people: a magnificent repository of results, achievements, records and statistical ammunition from a footballing nation that has never regarded mere facts as any reason to stop arguing. Published by Breedon Books in 1995, this substantial reference work gathers together the numbers behind Scottish football: championships, cups, clubs, players, goals, appearances and the assorted triumphs and disasters from which generations of supporters have constructed their identities. It is essentially several decades of terraces, muddy pitches, heroic victories and catastrophic defensive errors compressed into one extremely useful volume. The beauty of a football record book is that it knows nothing of diplomacy. Memory may insist that your club once dominated Scottish football; the statistics are sitting there with a raised eyebrow and a different opinion. Conversely, should some reckless individual suggest that your team’s glorious season wasn’t actually all that impressive, Scottish Football Records provides the documentary evidence required to destroy their argument before they’ve finished ordering the next round. Naturally, Scottish football provides particularly fertile territory. Celtic and Rangers loom large, because ignoring the Old Firm in a book about Scottish football would be roughly equivalent to writing a history of the Atlantic while tactfully avoiding water. But the real pleasure lies in the breadth of the story: Aberdeen, Hearts, Hibernian, Dundee, Dundee United, Motherwell, Kilmarnock and the great collection of clubs whose supporters know perfectly well that football existed outside Glasgow regardless of what television executives occasionally appeared to believe. Then there are the glorious statistical oddities. Extraordinary scoring records. Astonishing sequences. Clubs enjoying brief golden eras before returning to the traditional Scottish football experience of hoping for the best and preparing emotionally for something rather worse. Records preserve all of it with perfect impartiality. A table does not care how unfair the referee was, how strong the wind became in the second half or whether your centre-forward was clearly fouled before the decisive goal. History can be cruel like that. Gordon Smailes approaches the subject with the diligence required of anyone brave enough to compile football statistics, where one incorrect result from 1924 will inevitably be discovered by a retired railwayman in Falkirk who has kept every programme since childhood and would like a word. The sheer amount of information brought together makes this invaluable not only to dedicated supporters but to writers, researchers, historians and anyone who has ever found themselves wondering who actually finished fourth in the Scottish Second Division sixty years ago. It is also a wonderful piece of social history. Football records quietly chart the rise and fall of clubs, towns and communities. Names that once dominated league tables have faded, grounds have disappeared, competitions have changed and generations of players have come and gone. Yet the results remain, stubborn little numerical fossils preserving Saturday afternoons that would otherwise have vanished entirely. The 1995 publication date gives the book an additional charm. It captures Scottish football immediately before the internet transformed the way statistics were accessed. Today you can type a question into a search box and receive an answer within seconds. In 1995 you pulled a serious-looking reference book from the shelf, located the relevant section and emerged several hours later having discovered seventeen completely unrelated facts you hadn’t intended to look up. Progress has made us considerably more efficient and perhaps slightly less happy. For collectors of football literature, Breedon Books publications have a reassuringly purposeful quality about them. These are books produced for readers who genuinely want information, rather than celebrity autobiographies explaining that the lads gave 110 per cent and took every game as it came. Scottish Football Records contains the evidence of what actually happened after all that 110 per cent had been administered. This Very Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has survived three decades rather better than many Scottish football managers managed three seasons. It remains a smart, solid and eminently usable reference copy, ready for statistics to be checked, arguments to be settled and obscure footballing achievements to be resurrected from deserved https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7317/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scottish-football-records-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Breedon Books Publishing 9781859830208 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7316 British PTEs 1 Strathclyde by Alan Millar There are transport books about glamorous express trains, heroic locomotives and magnificent journeys through sweeping countryside. British PTEs 1: Strathclyde takes the rather more practical view that civilisation also depends upon getting somebody from Paisley to Glasgow on a wet Tuesday morning without undue drama. Alan Millar’s affectionate and detailed look at the Strathclyde Passenger Transport Executive celebrates the buses, trains, underground services and assorted machinery that quietly kept a sizeable chunk of western Scotland moving while everyone else was busy complaining that the bus was three minutes late. Published by Ian Allan in 1985, this is a wonderfully period piece from the age when public transport had proper liveries, proper destination blinds and interiors designed in shades that modern decorators would describe as either "heritage" or "a cry for help." Strathclyde’s distinctive orange became an unmistakable feature of the region, turning buses and trains into something approaching a mobile corporate identity long before anyone thought to describe such things in marketing jargon. The book examines the operations of one of Britain’s major Passenger Transport Executives, created to bring some sort of order to the complicated business of moving millions of people around a sprawling urban region. Naturally, bringing order to British public transport is an ambition approximately equivalent to controlling the weather, but Strathclyde certainly gave it a determined go. Millar provides the sort of coverage Ian Allan readers appreciate: vehicles, routes, infrastructure, organisation and the changing transport landscape, all accompanied by photographs that now possess an accidental historical fascination. What was once simply "the current bus fleet" has become a parade of wonderfully nostalgic machinery, while ordinary street scenes contain vanished shops, cars and buildings that transport enthusiasts inevitably spend almost as much time examining as the buses themselves. There’s something particularly appealing about books like this because they preserve everyday history—the things almost nobody thought were historic while they were actually happening. Nobody standing at a bus stop in 1985 was saying, "I really must appreciate this Leyland properly because one day people will become strangely excited about photographs of it." They were probably wondering where it was and whether they had enough change for the fare. For enthusiasts of Scottish transport history, the attraction is obvious. Strathclyde possessed one of Britain’s most distinctive public transport networks, covering Glasgow and the surrounding region with an extraordinary mixture of suburban railways, buses and the famously compact Glasgow Underground. The system developed its own character, and British PTEs 1: Strathclyde catches it at a fascinating point in its history. For everyone else, the book offers an unexpectedly evocative journey into mid-1980s Britain. Public transport books are secretly social-history books wearing an anorak. Behind every photograph lies a streetscape, a workforce, a commuting pattern and an entire vanished world of everyday routines. Look closely enough and you’re not merely studying vehicles; you’re watching a city go about its business nearly half a century ago. And of course this was Volume 1, demonstrating impressive confidence that Britain’s Passenger Transport Executives could sustain an entire series. Quite rightly too. Some people collect books about kings and battles; others understand that the really important historical question is exactly which bus fleet was operating out of which depot in 1985. This Near Fine copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has survived remarkably well—certainly better than many of the vehicles pictured inside it. It remains clean, smart and beautifully presentable, with only the lightest evidence of its forty-odd years in existence. No used bus tickets have been discovered serving as bookmarks, no timetables have been amended in biro, and nobody has written "SERVICE CANCELLED" across the contents page. An excellent copy for the transport enthusiast, Glasgow nostalgist or anyone who understands that orange buses can be a perfectly respectable subject for serious historical study. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7316/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/strathclyde-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allan 9780711015272 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7315 Charles Rennie Mackintosh - Architect and Artist by Robert Macleod Charles Rennie Mackintosh had the curious habit of being several decades ahead of almost everyone else. While much of the architectural world was still enthusiastically decorating every available surface with elaborate flourishes, Mackintosh was quietly creating buildings, furniture and interiors so elegant and modern that they still look fresh well over a century later. Charles Rennie Mackintosh: Architect and Artist is a fitting tribute to a man who proved that simplicity, when executed brilliantly, can be every bit as dramatic as extravagance. Robert Macleod explores the remarkable life and work of Scotland’s most celebrated designer, tracing Mackintosh’s journey from Glasgow apprentice to one of the defining figures of the Art Nouveau movement. Along the way we encounter his revolutionary architecture, exquisitely balanced interiors, distinctive furniture and delicate watercolours, all unified by a style that somehow manages to be both unmistakably Scottish and completely timeless. The irony of Mackintosh’s career is almost painful. During his lifetime he often struggled for recognition, with many of his most daring ideas receiving far less appreciation than they deserved. Today, those same buildings and designs are celebrated around the world, carefully restored, endlessly studied and admired by millions. It appears history eventually developed rather better taste than many of his contemporaries. Beautifully illustrated throughout, this Collins volume demonstrates that Mackintosh never saw architecture in isolation. A building, to him, was only part of the story. Furniture, lighting, decoration, typography and even the smallest decorative detail formed part of a complete artistic vision. Long before the phrase "total design" became fashionable, Mackintosh had quietly mastered it. One suspects he would have had rather firm opinions about flat-pack furniture. Macleod writes with clarity and enthusiasm, making this an ideal introduction for newcomers while offering enough depth to satisfy readers already fascinated by Mackintosh’s work. The book places his achievements within the cultural landscape of late Victorian and Edwardian Britain, revealing not only an exceptional architect but an artist whose influence continues to echo through modern design, interior decoration and architecture. This 1983 Collins edition is in Good condition. It has been read and appreciated over the years but remains a clean, solid and highly presentable copy, with plenty of life left to inspire future admirers of one of Britain’s greatest creative minds. Perfect for lovers of architecture, Scottish history, Art Nouveau, interior design and beautifully illustrated art books. Add it to your shelves today and discover why Charles Rennie Mackintosh’s work still feels astonishingly contemporary, proving that genuine originality never really goes out of style. As always from Crappy Old Books—where masterpieces of design are considerably easier to shelve than they are to imitate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7315/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/charles-rennie-mackintosh-architect-and-artist-aug-2026.jpg 5.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7313 Palmers Manual Of Trees Shrubs And Climbers by Stanley J Palmer There comes a point in every gardener’s life when "that nice little shrub" mysteriously becomes a ten-foot monster blocking the kitchen window, while the innocent-looking climber quietly begins annexing the garage. Nature, it seems, has never been particularly interested in staying within the boundaries of our carefully drafted garden plans. Palmer’s Manual of Trees, Shrubs and Climbers is the sort of book that helps restore order before the hydrangeas declare independence. Stanley J. Palmer has assembled a practical and comprehensive guide to the plants that provide structure, colour and character to gardens large and small. Whether you’re selecting the perfect ornamental tree, searching for a flowering shrub, or trying to identify the enthusiastic specimen that has decided the neighbour’s fence is now part of its long-term expansion strategy, this manual provides clear descriptions, cultivation advice and reliable guidance. Far more than a simple catalogue of plants, the book encourages readers to understand how different species behave over time. Trees mature, shrubs spread, climbers climb with astonishing determination, and all of them possess an uncanny ability to ignore the optimistic dimensions printed on nursery labels. Gardening, after all, is one of the few hobbies where buying something twelve inches tall can eventually require planning permission. One of the pleasures of this volume is its sensible, practical approach. Palmer avoids unnecessary jargon, making the information accessible whether you’re an experienced horticulturist or someone whose gardening experience currently consists of keeping one determined spider plant alive. It is a book designed to be used rather than merely admired, returning to the shelf only long enough for the next botanical mystery to present itself. There is also a quiet irony running through the subject itself. Human beings spend centuries attempting to control nature with borders, pruning schedules and carefully measured spacing, only to discover that a determined climbing rose has interpreted those plans as friendly suggestions rather than binding agreements. Fortunately, books like this help tip the balance ever so slightly back in the gardener’s favour. This 1994 Lancewood Publishing edition is in Good condition. It has clearly seen enough use to suggest that a previous owner actually ventured outdoors rather than simply reading about it, yet it remains a clean, solid and entirely dependable reference ready to accompany many more seasons in the garden. Ideal for gardeners, landscapers, horticultural students and anyone who enjoys identifying the difference between a shrub, a small tree and something that looked perfectly manageable until last spring. Add it to your collection today and discover a trusted guide to the woody residents of the garden, proving that while you may never truly master nature, you can at least learn its habits before it swallows the shed. As always from Crappy Old Books—where even the gardening books are cultivated with care, and thankfully none of them require watering. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7313/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/palmers-manuel-of-trees-shrubs-and-climbers-aug-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lancewood Publishing 9780646193625 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7310 Sydney in Black and White by Robin Morrison and Glen A Baker Every great city likes to imagine it has a split personality. Paris has romance and revolution, New York has glamour and grit, and Sydney somehow manages to combine world-famous beaches with traffic that suggests everyone arrived at the same time and forgot to leave. Sydney in Black and White captures the city in all its contradictions, proving that removing the colour often reveals far more than adding another filter ever could. Photographer Robin Morrison’s magnificent monochrome images are paired with Glenn A. Baker’s engaging text to create far more than a coffee-table souvenir. This is a portrait of a living city, one that wanders effortlessly from its glittering harbour to quiet back streets, from elegant architecture to bustling waterfronts, from crowded beaches to fleeting moments of ordinary life that most visitors rush straight past. The book forms part of the Cities of the World series and explores Sydney through themes including the waterfront, architecture, leisure spaces, people and the beach. (City of Sydney Archives) The absence of colour is, of course, wonderfully ironic. Sydney is famous for brilliant blue skies, dazzling sunshine and enough golden sand to keep postcard manufacturers in business for generations. Yet by stripping all of that away, Morrison allows shape, light, texture and character to take centre stage. It turns out that a city doesn’t need bright colours to be vibrant. Sometimes a perfectly judged shadow tells a better story than an entire paint chart. Robin Morrison had an extraordinary eye for finding beauty in everyday scenes, and his photographs avoid the obvious tourist clichés in favour of something more enduring. Familiar landmarks are present, naturally, but so too are the people who actually inhabit the city, reminding us that famous skylines are only half the story. Baker’s accompanying words provide warmth, humour and context without ever overwhelming the photographs, making the partnership feel as natural as Sydney Harbour and an overpriced cup of coffee. The result is a book that rewards slow browsing. You can open it at almost any page and find yourself lingering over a single image, noticing details that somehow escaped attention the first time around. It’s rather like walking through Sydney with an unusually observant companion who quietly points out everything you’ve been too busy admiring the Opera House to notice. This 1992 Welsdon Publishing edition is in Very Good condition. It remains clean, attractive and highly presentable, showing only the gentle signs of careful ownership that one might expect from a well-loved photographic volume. A handsome copy that still displays Robin Morrison’s striking black-and-white photography to excellent effect. Ideal for lovers of photography, architecture, Australian history, travel and beautifully produced pictorial books. Add it to your collection today and discover a Sydney that exists beyond the postcards, where monochrome somehow makes one of the world’s most colourful cities appear even more alive. As always from Crappy Old Books—where every shelf contains another journey, and this one conveniently requires neither sunscreen nor a twenty-four-hour flight. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7310/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sydney-in-black-and-white-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Welsdon Publishing 9781863022316 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7309 Shiva Descending by Gregory Benfold and William Rotsler There are bad days, there are very bad days, and then there are days when a celestial object is heading towards Earth with enough destructive potential to make your unpaid gas bill seem suddenly rather less urgent. Shiva Descending belongs firmly in the third category. Written by Gregory Benford and William Rotsler, this gloriously large-scale slice of disaster science fiction takes the familiar human tendency to assume tomorrow will probably be much like today and smashes it with something considerably larger than a metaphor. A massive object from space is on a collision course with Earth, and scientists, governments and assorted unfortunate civilians are left confronting the awkward possibility that civilisation may shortly become a historical footnote. Benford, naturally, brings serious scientific credibility to the proceedings, while Rotsler helps turn the mathematics of catastrophe into a proper human drama. The result is the sort of novel in which orbital mechanics, political panic and sheer survival all compete for attention, proving that while humanity may be capable of calculating the trajectory of an incoming cosmic threat, agreeing what to do about it remains another matter entirely. The title gives a fairly substantial clue to the mood. Shiva, in Hindu tradition, is associated with destruction and transformation, and there is certainly no shortage of either here. Cities, institutions and comfortable assumptions are all placed in jeopardy as the approaching disaster forces people to confront the rather unsettling truth that the universe does not actually require planning permission before rearranging the planet. What makes Shiva Descending particularly entertaining is the sheer scale of its ambition. This is not a modest tale about one astronaut with a loose screw on a spaceship. It is a broad disaster epic with a large cast, international consequences and the sort of stakes that make ordinary fictional emergencies look like someone has merely misplaced the office keys. The story ranges across science, politics and personal survival, creating the satisfyingly apocalyptic feeling that absolutely everyone is having a terrible week at the same time. Like many of the best disaster novels of its era, it also contains an appealing mixture of scientific seriousness and magnificent excess. There are calculations, predictions and sober discussions of impact consequences, followed inevitably by scenes demonstrating exactly why those calculations were worth making. Readers who enjoy their science fiction with a strong flavour of catastrophe will find plenty to admire. This 1980 Avon edition is in Good condition. It shows the normal signs of a book that has survived several decades on Earth without being struck by anything particularly large, and remains a solid, complete and thoroughly readable copy. Ideal for fans of classic disaster fiction, hard science fiction, cosmic threats and stories in which scientists are forced to explain extremely bad news to politicians who were hoping for a quieter afternoon. Add it to your collection today and enjoy a novel that proves the heavens may be beautiful, majestic and inspiring—but it is still sensible to keep an eye on anything coming directly towards you. As always from Crappy Old Books—where the books may be old, the apocalypse may be imminent, but at least the postage is still comparatively straightforward. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7309/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shiva-descending-aug-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780380751686 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7308 Find the Changeling by Gregory Benfold and Gordon Eklund Science fiction has always been wonderfully suspicious of appearances. Friendly aliens usually aren’t. Sinister-looking monsters often turn out to be misunderstood. And if someone insists they’re definitely, absolutely human, that’s generally the point at which readers start taking notes. Find the Changeling embraces this delicious uncertainty, weaving together mystery, hard science and cosmic intrigue into a novel where the greatest danger may be discovering that reality has quietly changed while nobody was paying attention. Written by Gregory Benford and Gordon Eklund—two authors with an enviable talent for blending rigorous scientific ideas with page-turning adventure—this novel plunges readers into a future where identity itself becomes a puzzle. The hunt for the mysterious "changeling" is far more than a simple chase; it is an exploration of evolution, intelligence, deception and the uncomfortable possibility that humanity may no longer be the most interesting species in the room. Benford’s scientific background gives the novel an authenticity that elevates it well above the average space opera. The futuristic technology feels plausible rather than magical, while Eklund’s storytelling ensures the ideas never overwhelm the narrative. Together they achieve that rare balance where readers can happily ponder profound questions one moment and race through an action sequence the next without feeling they’ve accidentally wandered into a university lecture. What makes Find the Changeling particularly enjoyable is its refusal to hand over easy answers. Every revelation opens another question, every certainty begins to wobble, and every character seems to know slightly less than they confidently claim. It’s a useful reminder that intelligence is often measured not by how much you know, but by how quickly you realise you’ve been spectacularly wrong. Like much of the best science fiction of the late twentieth century, the novel has aged surprisingly well. While fashions in computers and spacecraft may have evolved, its themes of identity, adaptation and hidden agendas remain every bit as relevant. Indeed, in an age of artificial intelligence, deepfakes and online personas, the notion that someone—or something—may not be quite what they appear feels less like fantasy and more like Tuesday afternoon. This 1983 Sphere edition is in Good condition. It has clearly enjoyed a previous life on someone’s bookshelf, yet remains a solid, clean and entirely satisfying reading copy, ready to puzzle and entertain its next owner. Perfect for fans of intelligent science fiction, first-contact mysteries, speculative thrillers and readers who prefer their space adventures with a generous helping of scientific credibility. Add it to your collection today and discover why Gregory Benford and Gordon Eklund made such an effective partnership, proving that the universe is vast, mysterious and filled with things that are probably pretending to be something else. As always from Crappy Old Books—where the only changelings are the books that mysteriously migrate from the "just browsing" pile into the "must buy" stack. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7308/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/find-the-changeling-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722115695 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7307 Riverworld and Other Stories by Philip Jose Farmer Most science fiction authors are content to invent a planet, a spaceship or perhaps the occasional galactic empire. Philip José Farmer looked at that sensible approach, shrugged, and instead imagined an afterlife where every human who has ever lived is resurrected along the banks of a single colossal river stretching around an entire world. Naturally, once you’ve had an idea like Riverworld, ordinary storytelling feels a little pedestrian. Riverworld and Other Stories is a marvellous showcase of Farmer’s boundless imagination, bringing together tales that gleefully ignore the memo suggesting science fiction should occasionally remain plausible. Whether exploring impossible civilisations, philosophical puzzles, bizarre technologies or encounters that leave readers happily questioning reality, Farmer demonstrates why he earned a reputation as one of the genre’s most original voices. His stories are rarely content with asking "What if?"—they generally continue with "...and then what could possibly make this even stranger?" The title story returns to the extraordinary Riverworld universe, where historical figures, explorers, emperors, writers and ordinary people all find themselves sharing the same mysterious afterlife. It is a wonderfully outrageous concept that somehow becomes even more entertaining once everyone starts behaving exactly as human beings always have: forming alliances, arguing over power, pursuing impossible dreams and proving that eternity is more than long enough to continue making questionable decisions. Farmer possessed a remarkable ability to combine grand speculative ideas with wit, adventure and genuine curiosity. Beneath the alien landscapes and impossible scenarios lie thoughtful questions about identity, mortality, civilisation and what it really means to be human. Fortunately, he never lets philosophy get in the way of a cracking story. If existential reflection can be accompanied by sword fights, impossible machines or bewildered Victorian explorers, so much the better. This collection is an ideal introduction for readers new to Farmer, while long-time fans will appreciate seeing the range of his imagination gathered in one volume. Each story offers another doorway into the delightfully unpredictable mind of an author who consistently refused to colour inside the lines of conventional science fiction. Reading him is rather like agreeing to a guided tour only to discover your guide has quietly replaced the map with a kaleidoscope. This 1981 Granada edition is in Very Good condition, remaining clean, solid and highly presentable throughout. It has clearly been cared for and is an excellent copy ready for another expedition into some of the most inventive landscapes science fiction has ever produced. Perfect for collectors of classic SF, admirers of bold speculative fiction or anyone who believes the universe could stand to be a little stranger than it currently appears. Add it to your shelves today and discover why Philip José Farmer remains one of the genre’s true visionaries, proving that when your imagination is big enough, even the afterlife can become the opening chapter rather than the ending. As always from Crappy Old Books—where impossible worlds, forgotten classics and wonderfully peculiar ideas are all filed under "Highly Recommended." https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7307/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/riverworld-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granada 9780586053799 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7303 The Gentle Giants of Ganymede by James P Hogan If you ever uncover a fifty-foot-tall alien astronaut buried on the Moon, common sense would suggest quietly celebrating one scientific breakthrough at a time. James P. Hogan, naturally, decides that’s merely the opening chapter. The Gentle Giants of Ganymede, the sequel to the celebrated Inherit the Stars, cheerfully takes one of science fiction’s greatest mysteries and asks, "Now that we’ve solved that... what on Earth—or indeed, what off Earth—does it actually mean?" The story continues humanity’s investigation into the baffling legacy of the Giants, an ancient civilisation whose astonishing achievements have left clues scattered across the Solar System. As fresh discoveries emerge on Ganymede, old assumptions begin collapsing faster than poorly assembled flat-pack furniture, and scientists find themselves repeatedly forced to admit that the universe is considerably stranger—and rather more complicated—than yesterday’s theories suggested. The irony is magnificent. Science is often imagined as a steady march towards certainty. Hogan instead reminds us that every major discovery usually demolishes several cherished ideas before breakfast. The more humanity learns about its cosmic neighbours, the less anyone seems to understand. Progress, it turns out, consists largely of replacing comfortable ignorance with fascinating confusion. Hogan’s greatest talent lies in making scientific reasoning genuinely thrilling. His heroes don’t rush into battle armed with laser cannons—they gather evidence, compare hypotheses, challenge assumptions and occasionally spend entire chapters arguing over data. Remarkably, it works brilliantly. Reading one of Hogan’s novels is rather like watching an interstellar detective story where the culprit is usually a mistaken scientific theory. The Giants themselves remain among the most memorable creations in classic science fiction. Towering, intelligent and profoundly mysterious, they are never reduced to simple monsters or convenient plot devices. Instead, they become the centrepiece of an extraordinary puzzle stretching across millions of years, inviting readers to rethink humanity’s place in the history of the Solar System. What makes The Gentle Giants of Ganymede particularly satisfying is the sheer confidence of its imagination. Hogan continually introduces ideas that would comfortably sustain entire novels in the hands of lesser writers, yet here they arrive one after another with almost effortless momentum. Ancient civilisations, planetary engineering, evolutionary mysteries and dazzling scientific speculation all combine into a story that grows steadily grander without ever losing sight of the human curiosity driving it forward. Published in this 1989 Grafton edition, the novel comes from a wonderful era when hard science fiction embraced enormous ideas without sacrificing readability. Hogan had a remarkable gift for explaining complex concepts through engaging dialogue and believable characters, ensuring readers felt like participants in the investigation rather than bewildered spectators standing outside the laboratory. There is also something delightfully optimistic running through the entire book. Rather than portraying knowledge as dangerous or civilisation as inevitably doomed, Hogan celebrates curiosity itself. His scientists disagree vigorously, revise their opinions when confronted by new evidence and remain endlessly fascinated by the universe. It’s an uplifting reminder that changing your mind in the face of facts is not a weakness—it’s practically a superpower. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly orbited through the hands of previous explorers but remains in excellent shape for its next scientific expedition. It bears the honest signs of being enthusiastically read rather than forgotten on a shelf, with plenty of giant-sized mysteries still waiting inside. No fifty-foot astronauts are included with the purchase, no Jovian moons have been hidden between the pages, and thankfully the only thing likely to expand dramatically is your appreciation for one of science fiction’s finest mystery series. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7303/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-gentle-giants-of-ganymede-aug-2026.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton 9780586204887 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7302 The Pride of Chanur by CJ Cherryh There are space operas where humanity strides confidently into the galaxy as though it owns the place. C. J. Cherryh looked at that familiar idea, raised an eyebrow, and instead imagined a universe where humans are the bewildering newcomers who don’t understand the rules, don’t speak the languages and have accidentally wandered into somebody else’s centuries-old argument. The Pride of Chanur is one of the true classics of science fiction, proving that first contact is considerably more complicated when nobody involved knows quite who—or what—they’re dealing with. The story begins aboard the merchant vessel The Pride of Chanur, captained by Pyanfar Chanur, whose greatest concern ought to be buying cargo, avoiding pirates and turning an honest profit. Unfortunately, a frightened human refugee suddenly appears on her ship, pursued by suspicious aliens, powerful governments and enough diplomatic complications to make international customs paperwork seem charmingly straightforward. One unexpected passenger later, and the entire balance of interstellar politics starts wobbling alarmingly. The irony is magnificent. Humanity spends centuries dreaming about making contact with alien civilisations, only to discover that from the aliens’ perspective, we’re the strange, unpredictable species causing endless confusion. Imagine introducing yourself to the galaxy and immediately becoming the subject of emergency committee meetings. It’s comforting to know that even among the stars, first impressions still matter. Cherryh’s genius lies in creating alien species that genuinely feel alien. The hani, kif, mahendo’sat and the many other races inhabiting her Compact are not simply humans with different hairstyles and interesting skin tones. They possess unique cultures, instincts, politics and assumptions that constantly collide in fascinating ways. Every conversation carries hidden meanings, every trade negotiation feels like a chess match, and every misunderstanding threatens consequences on an interstellar scale. Unlike many action-driven adventures, The Pride of Chanur builds its excitement through intelligence rather than spectacle. Merchant captains, traders and diplomats frequently prove every bit as formidable as soldiers, while commerce itself becomes a battlefield where fortunes, alliances and entire civilisations hang in the balance. It is refreshing to discover a science fiction novel where negotiating a trade agreement can be just as tense as surviving a laser battle. There is also something wonderfully refreshing about following characters who are competent professionals rather than reluctant chosen heroes. Pyanfar Chanur doesn’t set out to save the galaxy. She simply wants to keep her crew alive, her ship operational and her business profitable. Naturally, the universe has other ideas. Like many excellent science fiction protagonists, she discovers that responsibility has an annoying habit of arriving without prior appointment. Published in this 1983 Methuen edition, The Pride of Chanur helped redefine what intelligent space opera could achieve. Cherryh blended anthropology, economics, linguistics and political intrigue into an adventure that remains every bit as absorbing today. It is the sort of novel that rewards careful attention, with every alien custom and cultural misunderstanding adding another layer to an already richly imagined universe. And then there is the wonderfully understated lesson running beneath it all: perhaps the greatest challenge of exploring the stars isn’t building faster spacecraft but learning how to get along with neighbours whose idea of perfectly reasonable behaviour bears absolutely no resemblance to your own. Considering how difficult that can be on Earth, the galaxy suddenly feels delightfully optimistic. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly completed a respectable trading circuit through previous readers’ hands but remains ready for another voyage. It shows the honest signs of being well enjoyed rather than forgotten, with its pages eager to introduce another traveller to one of science fiction’s finest alien civilisations. No stowaway humans have been discovered between the chapters, no merchant guild licences are included, and thankfully all customs inspections have already been completed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7302/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pride-of-chanur-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413530608 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7301 Dagger Magic by Katherine Kurtz and Deborah Turner Harris There are fantasy novels where a magical dagger glows heroically whenever evil is nearby. Then there is Dagger Magic, where possessing enchanted objects, ancient powers and complicated destinies proves to be rather less convenient than the recruitment brochures would have you believe. Katherine Kurtz and Deborah Turner Harris once again demonstrate that saving the world is rarely as straightforward as waving something pointy in the general direction of the problem. Set in the richly imagined world of the Adept series, the novel follows characters caught in an intricate web of ancient prophecies, dangerous magic and political intrigue. Old enemies refuse to stay defeated, powerful artefacts begin attracting exactly the sort of attention their owners would rather avoid, and the delicate balance between light and darkness starts wobbling alarmingly. As fantasy careers go, it is considerably more demanding than the average village blacksmith. The irony is delightfully familiar. Most people dream of discovering they possess hidden magical abilities. Few stop to consider that extraordinary power generally arrives accompanied by impossible responsibilities, mysterious enemies, sleepless nights and the occasional prophecy insisting that only you can prevent civilisation from collapsing before teatime. Suddenly, an ordinary office job begins to look rather appealing. Kurtz has long been celebrated for creating intelligent fantasy worlds where politics, religion and history matter just as much as magic, while Deborah Turner Harris brings a sharp sense of pace and atmosphere to the collaboration. Together they produce a story that feels both epic and deeply personal, balancing grand supernatural conflicts with characters whose fears, loyalties and ambitions remain entirely recognisable. What makes Dagger Magic particularly enjoyable is that magic is never treated as an effortless solution. Every spell carries consequences, every decision echoes through the wider world, and every victory seems to demand a price somewhere else. It gives the novel a welcome sense of weight, reminding readers that genuine power is often measured by restraint rather than spectacle. The world itself feels wonderfully lived-in. Ancient traditions, secret societies, forgotten histories and simmering rivalries create the impression that events have been unfolding for centuries before the opening chapter. Readers are invited into a setting with genuine depth, where every castle, monastery and forest seems capable of hiding another story waiting to be discovered. Published during the golden age of epic fantasy paperbacks, Dagger Magic comes from a time when sprawling magical adventures happily trusted readers to immerse themselves in richly layered worlds without needing every mystery immediately explained. It rewards patience, inviting you to savour the unfolding mythology rather than racing from battle to battle. And then there is the title. Dagger Magic sounds wonderfully direct, as though someone carefully surveyed the entire catalogue of enchanted objects and concluded that swords were unnecessarily flashy, staffs too cumbersome and magic rings destined to cause copyright issues. A dagger, on the other hand, is compact, practical and far easier to conceal until destiny unexpectedly calls. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly completed a few quests of its own but remains perfectly equipped for another adventure. It bears the honest signs of a well-read fantasy paperback while retaining plenty of life in its pages. No enchanted blades are tucked inside, no ancient curses have been detected between the chapters, and thankfully the only oath required is promising yourself "just one more chapter"—a promise this book will cheerfully encourage you to break. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7301/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dagger-magic-aug-2026.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Fantasy 9780441003044 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7300 Endgame Enigma by James P Hogan Most science fiction novels ask, "What if we discovered intelligent alien life?" James P. Hogan, never one for small questions, immediately follows up with, "Excellent... now what if absolutely nobody understands what’s really going on?" Endgame Enigma is classic Hogan: an intelligent, idea-packed adventure where every answer simply uncovers a larger mystery waiting patiently behind it. Set against the backdrop of humanity’s expanding reach into space, the novel explores first contact, ancient enigmas, political intrigue and scientific puzzles that refuse to behave themselves. As seemingly unrelated discoveries begin to connect, it becomes increasingly clear that the universe has been keeping secrets on a scale that makes classified government files look positively chatty. The irony is irresistible. Humanity likes to imagine that once we’ve conquered space travel, we’ll finally have all the answers. Hogan gently points out that travelling a few light-years simply means discovering entirely new questions, most of which are considerably harder than the ones we left behind. Progress, it appears, is merely the process of becoming confused at a much grander scale. One of Hogan’s greatest strengths was his unwavering belief that intelligence could be every bit as exciting as action. His heroes don’t simply blast their way through problems; they analyse, debate, experiment and occasionally stare thoughtfully at impossible evidence until someone notices the one tiny detail everybody else has overlooked. It turns out that a well-reasoned hypothesis can be every bit as satisfying as an interstellar dogfight. Readers familiar with Hogan will immediately recognise his trademark style. Complex scientific concepts are introduced with remarkable clarity, speculative ideas are followed through to their logical conclusions, and even the most extraordinary technologies feel as though they might just work if somebody were clever enough to build them. He writes hard science fiction without making it feel like homework, which is no small achievement. What makes Endgame Enigma particularly enjoyable is the way it steadily broadens its horizons. What begins as a fascinating mystery gradually evolves into something far more ambitious, touching upon the history of intelligent life, the development of civilisations and humanity’s own place in a universe that may have been far busier than anyone previously imagined. Every revelation invites another question, and every answer carries consequences far beyond the immediate plot. There is also a refreshing optimism running through the novel. Unlike so much modern science fiction, which assumes the future will inevitably be grim, Hogan remained fascinated by cooperation, curiosity and the belief that rational people might actually solve extraordinary problems if they worked together. It is an outlook that has aged remarkably well and gives the novel a timeless appeal. This 1989 Legend edition is a wonderful example of the golden age of British science fiction paperbacks, when authors like Hogan could confidently combine astrophysics, philosophy, archaeology and detective fiction into a single story without anybody questioning whether it fitted neatly onto a bookshop shelf. Thankfully, readers were far too busy enjoying themselves to worry about labels. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly survived its own investigation into the mysteries of the universe. It bears the honest signs of having been read with enthusiasm while remaining perfectly ready for another expedition into Hogan’s wonderfully logical imagination. No alien artefacts are concealed between the pages, no cosmic riddles have been solved in the margins, and the only endgame you’ll need to worry about is reaching the final chapter without immediately wanting to start again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7300/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/endgame-enigma-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Legend 9780099556800 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7299 Oath of Fealty by Larry Niven Imagine looking at a crowded city and thinking, "Do you know what this really needs? A three-hundred-storey self-contained fortress where everyone lives, works, shops and rarely has to go outside." Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle looked at exactly that idea and, rather than quietly dismissing it over coffee, turned it into one of the most fascinating works of speculative fiction of the 1980s. Oath of Fealty is less interested in spaceships than in asking how humanity might choose to organise itself when technology begins to reshape society from the ground up. The story revolves around Todos Santos, an enormous arcology—a vertical city designed to function as an almost independent world. Within its walls, life is orderly, efficient and astonishingly self-sufficient. Outside, Los Angeles continues to wrestle with politics, crime, social tensions and the messy unpredictability that accompanies ordinary civilisation. Unsurprisingly, the two worlds begin to collide, and the resulting conflict proves every bit as compelling as an interstellar war. The irony is magnificent. Humanity has always dreamed of escaping chaos by building the perfect society. The only slight complication is that every perfect society eventually discovers it contains people, who have an infuriating habit of being unpredictable. The architects designed flawless infrastructure; they neglected to account for human nature arriving without first consulting the blueprints. Niven and Pournelle excel at taking an enormous engineering concept and asking what everyday life inside it would actually feel like. How would people govern themselves? How would emergencies be handled? Would residents become fiercely loyal to their artificial city, or gradually forget the wider world existed at all? These questions are explored not through lectures, but through believable characters caught in increasingly complex situations. What makes the novel particularly rewarding is its refusal to offer easy answers. Todos Santos is neither a utopia nor a dystopia. It is both impressive and unsettling, safe yet restrictive, visionary yet deeply controversial. Readers are constantly encouraged to decide for themselves whether they would happily move in—or quietly book a hotel somewhere with fewer surveillance cameras and rather more fresh air. Although written in the early 1980s, many of the ideas feel remarkably modern. Smart cities, private security, technological dependence, gated communities, media influence and questions about who ultimately controls advanced infrastructure all resonate today with surprising clarity. It is one of those novels that becomes more interesting with time because the future keeps borrowing ideas from it. There is also the unmistakable pleasure of reading two masters of hard science fiction working together. Niven brings his trademark fascination with technology and logical consequences, while Pournelle contributes his keen understanding of politics, institutions and military thinking. The result is a novel packed with intelligent speculation, believable conflict and enough fascinating ideas to keep readers debating long after the final chapter. This 1982 Orbit edition comes from an era when science fiction was unafraid to tackle grand social experiments alongside thrilling narratives. Rather than asking simply whether something could be built, Oath of Fealty asks whether it should be—and whether, once built, anyone would ever willingly leave. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly spent a little time in civilisation but remains in thoroughly respectable shape. It bears the honest signs of having been read by someone with excellent taste rather than abandoned on a shelf to gather dust. The pages are ready to welcome another curious mind into Todos Santos, where the lifts are fast, the neighbours are organised, and somebody, somewhere, almost certainly has a committee for absolutely everything. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7299/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/oath-of-fealty-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9780708880890 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7298 Fools Run by Patricia McKillip Most fantasy novels invite you to escape reality. Fool’s Run quietly asks whether reality was ever entirely trustworthy in the first place. Patricia McKillip, never one to follow the well-trodden fantasy path, leaves behind castles and dragons in favour of a haunting blend of science fiction, myth and psychological mystery that proves magic doesn’t necessarily disappear just because humanity has built spaceships. At the heart of the novel is Terra Viridian, a gifted telepath imprisoned within the enigmatic institution known as Fool’s Run. Possessing extraordinary mental abilities makes her immensely valuable—and more than a little dangerous—to those who would prefer to control such talents rather than understand them. When escape becomes possible, Terra is drawn into a future where technology and the human mind collide in unexpected and deeply personal ways. The irony is delicious. Humanity has developed astonishing scientific achievements, spread civilisation across the stars and mastered technologies beyond our wildest dreams, yet apparently the most complicated thing in the universe remains another human being. Supercomputers can process unimaginable quantities of data, but understanding emotions, memories and identity is still filed under "work in progress." McKillip approaches science fiction much as she approached fantasy: with elegance rather than spectacle. Instead of dazzling readers with endless technical descriptions, she focuses on atmosphere, relationships and quiet moments that gradually reveal astonishing truths. The futuristic setting never overwhelms the characters; rather, it becomes the perfect backdrop for exploring loneliness, freedom, trust and the curious ways people search for belonging. What makes Fool’s Run particularly memorable is its refusal to fit neatly into a single genre. There are elements of science fiction, psychological drama, mystery and even fairy tale woven together with McKillip’s unmistakable lyrical prose. She writes as though every sentence deserves to be beautiful, creating scenes that linger in the imagination long after the plot has moved on. Readers expecting frantic action every few pages may find themselves pleasantly surprised by the novel’s quiet confidence. McKillip trusts her audience to appreciate subtlety. Questions matter more than explosions, conversations often carry greater weight than battles, and the greatest discoveries occur within the minds of the characters rather than on distant planets. It is thoughtful science fiction in the very best sense. There is something wonderfully timeless about the book’s central themes. Although first published in the 1980s, its exploration of surveillance, personal freedom, artificial intelligence and the value of individuality feels remarkably contemporary. McKillip had a gift for looking beyond futuristic gadgets to ask enduring questions about what it actually means to remain human in an increasingly complicated world. This Orbit edition captures a fascinating period when publishers were willing to let gifted authors blur the boundaries between genres. Fans expecting a conventional space adventure may be surprised to discover something far richer: a dreamlike novel where science and myth quietly shake hands without either feeling out of place. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly travelled through a few readers’ imaginations but remains in perfectly respectable shape for another journey. It bears the honest signs of having been appreciated rather than forgotten, with pages still ready to transport a new reader into one of Patricia McKillip’s most unusual and rewarding novels. Thankfully, no telepaths have left messages in the margins, and the only thing likely to escape from these pages is your evening, which may disappear entirely once you’ve started reading. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7298/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fools-run-aug-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9780708882191 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7297 The Sorceress and the Cygnet by Patricia A McKillip Some fantasy novels hand you a sword and point towards the nearest dragon. Patricia A. McKillip smiles politely, hands you a centuries-old riddle, a family haunted by its own history, a sorceress with more secrets than answers, and quietly expects you to keep up. The Sorceress and the Cygnet is fantasy woven from myth, memory and dreams, where every sentence seems to carry a little more magic than strictly necessary. The story centres on Corleu, heir to a powerful and mysterious family whose past is tangled with ancient enchantments, forgotten bargains and a legacy that refuses to stay politely buried. As strange forces awaken and old powers begin to stir, he finds himself drawn into a world where identity, destiny and magic are bound together in ways that no amount of sensible planning could ever hope to untangle. The irony is gloriously understated. Most families argue about inheritances, awkward Christmas dinners or who forgot Aunt Mildred’s birthday. The household in The Sorceress and the Cygnet inherits enchanted riddles, mythical responsibilities and enough supernatural complications to make an ordinary family feud seem wonderfully relaxing. Suddenly, arguing over the washing-up doesn’t appear quite so dramatic. McKillip has long possessed one of the most distinctive voices in fantasy literature. Her prose flows with an almost musical rhythm, rich in symbolism and atmosphere without ever becoming overwrought. Rather than explaining every magical detail with diagrams and appendices, she allows mystery to remain mysterious. The result is a novel that feels less like reading a conventional adventure and more like wandering through an ancient legend that’s only just remembered it has been waiting for you. Magic here is never merely a convenient tool for solving problems. It has history, personality and consequences. Every spell seems rooted in stories older than kingdoms themselves, while every character carries emotional burdens just as significant as any enchanted artefact. McKillip understands that the most powerful magic often lies not in dazzling displays, but in quiet revelations that gradually transform the reader’s understanding of the world. Readers accustomed to fast-paced modern fantasy may find themselves pleasantly surprised by the novel’s confidence. There are no frantic races to collect magical objects every other chapter, no endless sword fights simply for the sake of excitement, and remarkably few people delivering speeches about destiny while standing on cliffs. Instead, the story unfolds with patience and elegance, allowing its mysteries to deepen naturally until the final pieces click beautifully into place. Published in this Pan Fantasy edition in 1992, The Sorceress and the Cygnet belongs to a wonderful period when fantasy embraced poetry as readily as adventure. McKillip was one of the genre’s true stylists, creating books that rewarded careful reading and lingered in the imagination long after the final page. It’s the sort of novel that improves on a second reading, largely because you finally realise half the clues were quietly sitting in plain sight all along. This As New copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, is in superb condition, looking as though it has spent the last three decades protected by a particularly conscientious librarian—or perhaps a benevolent enchantment. The pages are crisp, the binding is excellent, and there is no evidence that previous owners have attempted to decipher magical family secrets in the margins. A beautiful copy of a beautifully written fantasy, ready to cast its spell over its next fortunate reader. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7297/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sorceress-and-the-signet-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Fantasy 9780330318396 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7296 The Sky is Filled with Ships by Richard C Meredith If the first rule of military strategy is never look up when the sky is full of enemy warships, Richard C. Meredith clearly missed the memo—or deliberately ignored it for the sake of a cracking story. The Sky is Filled with Ships continues his sweeping vision of interstellar conflict, proving that once humanity starts fighting wars across the stars, the phrase "things can’t possibly get any worse" becomes less a prediction and more an invitation. Set within Meredith’s expansive future history, the novel plunges readers into a civilisation where survival depends upon courage, discipline and occasionally making impossible decisions with spectacularly inadequate information. Vast fleets manoeuvre through space, political alliances wobble alarmingly, and commanders discover that every brilliant tactical victory has an unfortunate habit of creating three entirely new problems before breakfast. The irony is wonderfully familiar. Humanity has developed faster-than-light travel, built mighty starfleets and colonised distant worlds, yet somehow still hasn’t found a reliable way to stop politicians arguing, generals second-guessing one another or supply officers explaining why the ammunition has been delivered to the wrong side of the galaxy. Progress, it seems, has its limits. Meredith excels at reminding readers that no matter how advanced the technology becomes, wars are still fought by people. Behind every enormous battlecruiser stands a nervous captain, a weary engineer, an overworked communications officer and someone desperately hoping that today’s impossible mission doesn’t become tomorrow’s cautionary tale. The hardware may be futuristic, but the emotions remain timeless. Unlike many modern military science fiction novels that revel in relentless action, The Sky is Filled with Ships takes the time to examine leadership, loyalty and sacrifice. Characters are allowed to think as well as fight, and victories are measured not simply by territory gained but by what had to be given up in order to achieve them. It’s refreshing to encounter a space opera that remembers wars leave consequences as well as explosions. There is also a distinctly classic flavour to Meredith’s storytelling. This is science fiction from a period when authors trusted readers to immerse themselves in richly imagined futures without needing every page punctuated by cinematic spectacle. The pacing allows the universe to breathe, gradually revealing a convincing backdrop of politics, military doctrine and human resilience that gives genuine weight to the unfolding drama. And then there is the title itself. The Sky is Filled with Ships sounds strangely beautiful until you stop to consider the implications. If someone announces that the sky is full of birds, balloons or fireworks, all is well. If it’s full of heavily armed starships, one suspects it’s probably time to postpone the garden party. Meredith has a gift for making poetic imagery carry the distinct scent of impending disaster. This 1988 Arrow edition is a fine reminder of the golden age of British science fiction paperbacks, when dramatic cover art and ambitious storytelling encouraged readers to venture boldly into unfamiliar galaxies armed with little more than a bookmark and a comfortable chair. It remains an entertaining slice of classic military space opera from an author who deserved a wider audience. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly completed several successful tours of duty through previous readers’ hands. It bears the honest signs of a book that has been enjoyed rather than merely displayed, while remaining perfectly ready to enlist one more recruit. Thankfully, the only fleet gathering overhead now is the stack of books on your bedside table—and that’s the safest kind of invasion imaginable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7296/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sky-is-filled-with-ships-aug-2026.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099618607 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7294 Neutron Star by Larry Niven Most science fiction asks, "What if humanity could travel to the stars?" Larry Niven politely replies, "Fine... but have you remembered to do the maths?" Neutron Star is classic hard science fiction from one of the genre’s greatest problem-solvers, where the laws of physics aren’t merely background scenery—they’re quite capable of killing you if you fail to pay attention. This collection introduces readers to Beowulf Shaeffer, an interstellar pilot whose career has an unfortunate tendency to involve dangerous assignments, improbable employers and mysteries that are best described as "scientifically lethal." Whether investigating impossible phenomena, navigating alien technology or accepting jobs that sensible people would politely decline, Shaeffer repeatedly discovers that the universe is under no obligation whatsoever to be convenient. The irony is wonderfully dry. Humanity has conquered faster-than-light travel, established trade across the galaxy and encountered a dazzling variety of alien species... yet the greatest threat often turns out not to be evil empires or bloodthirsty monsters, but simple, uncompromising physics. You can negotiate with pirates. You can outwit politicians. Gravity, however, remains spectacularly uninterested in compromise. Niven’s Known Space universe is one of science fiction’s genuine treasures. Packed with memorable alien races, ingenious technology and concepts that continue to influence writers decades later, it somehow feels both immense and believable. Every extraordinary idea is anchored by a determination that the science should make sense, allowing readers to enjoy impossible adventures that somehow feel oddly plausible. The title story, Neutron Star, remains one of Niven’s finest achievements. Built around a genuine scientific puzzle rather than a conventional villain, it demonstrates his remarkable talent for constructing stories that function almost like detective mysteries. The clues are all there from the beginning—but instead of identifying a murderer, the challenge is to understand the universe itself before it quietly tears your spaceship into several inconveniently separated pieces. What makes this collection so enjoyable is the sheer inventiveness on display. Niven throws out ideas that lesser authors might happily have stretched into entire trilogies, yet here they appear one after another with almost casual confidence. Artificial worlds, alien civilisations, bizarre technologies and elegant scientific paradoxes all arrive in rapid succession, each explored with intelligence, wit and genuine curiosity. Published long before hard science fiction became fashionable again, these stories remain remarkably fresh. While many futuristic tales inevitably become dated by changing technology, Neutron Star continues to impress because its real subject isn’t gadgets—it’s logical thinking. The scientific principles may be complex, but the pleasure comes from watching clever people tackle seemingly impossible problems armed with little more than courage, intelligence and the occasional desperate guess. This 1982 Orbit edition captures a period when science fiction paperbacks proudly wore spectacular cover art that promised readers adventures far beyond the Solar System. It’s a lovely reminder of an era when discovering a Larry Niven novel often meant finding yourself unexpectedly learning a little astrophysics along the way—without ever feeling as though you’d accidentally enrolled in a university course. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly orbited a few previous readers but remains in fine shape for another expedition into Known Space. It bears the honest signs of having been enjoyed rather than abandoned, with plenty of adventures still left between its covers. No faster-than-light drive is included, no Puppeteers are hiding behind the shelves, and thankfully the crushing tidal forces of a neutron star remain confined to the pages, where they’re considerably safer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7294/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/neutron-star-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9780708880111 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7293 The Magnificent Wilf by Gordon R Dickson If you’ve ever looked around the modern workplace and concluded that promotions are based on an obscure combination of luck, politics and surviving meetings without falling asleep, Gordon R. Dickson has some reassuring news: it doesn’t get any simpler after humanity conquers the stars. The Magnificent Wilf proves that the future is every bit as gloriously bureaucratic, competitive and faintly ridiculous as the present—only with faster spacecraft. Meet Wilf Brim, a thoroughly ordinary fellow who somehow keeps finding himself in thoroughly extraordinary situations. He isn’t the biggest, strongest or most obviously heroic person in the galaxy. Instead, Wilf succeeds through determination, quick thinking and an almost supernatural ability to stumble into trouble that sensible people would have spotted several star systems away. The irony is delicious. Countless science fiction heroes are genetically enhanced supermen, chosen ones or military prodigies destined to reshape civilisation. Wilf, on the other hand, often seems to be making things up as he goes along with just enough competence to avoid complete catastrophe. Somehow, against all reasonable expectations, this turns out to be a remarkably effective career strategy. Dickson writes with the relaxed confidence of an author who understands that adventure should also be fun. The galaxy is packed with colourful personalities, political manoeuvring, unexpected dangers and enough humorous exchanges to remind readers that saving civilisation doesn’t necessarily require everybody to remain grim-faced for four hundred pages. His characters possess the rare ability to exchange witty dialogue while simultaneously trying to avoid becoming historical footnotes. What makes the novel particularly enjoyable is its refusal to take itself too seriously. Yes, there are interstellar conflicts, ambitious schemes and high-stakes decisions, but there is always an undercurrent of gentle humour running beneath the action. Dickson seems to delight in reminding us that even in a future filled with astonishing technology, human nature remains stubbornly familiar. People are still ambitious, still optimistic, still occasionally spectacularly wrong, and still entirely capable of creating unnecessary complications for themselves. The world-building is equally satisfying. Rather than overwhelming readers with endless technical explanations, Dickson allows his universe to unfold naturally through its people and their adventures. The futuristic setting feels lived-in rather than manufactured, filled with institutions, customs and politics that seem to have evolved rather than simply been invented for the convenience of the plot. Published by Baen, The Magnificent Wilf represents the kind of classic science fiction that combines big ideas with accessible storytelling. It is optimistic without being naïve, adventurous without becoming exhausting, and humorous without descending into parody. Fans of Gordon R. Dickson will recognise his trademark blend of intelligence and entertainment, while newcomers will quickly understand why his work continues to enjoy such an enthusiastic following. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly enjoyed a previous mission or two but remains in perfectly respectable shape for its next expedition. It shows the honest signs of a well-read paperback rather than a museum exhibit, which somehow feels entirely appropriate. After all, if Wilf can survive the occasional scrape with his reputation intact, this book can certainly survive another journey onto somebody’s bedside table—and perhaps remind us that being magnificently ordinary can sometimes be the greatest superpower of all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7293/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-magnificent-wilf-aug-2026.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Baen 9780671877194 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7291 The Death of Sleep by Anne McCaffrey and Jody Lynn Nye Science fiction has always been rather fond of asking big questions. What if humanity reached the stars? What if faster-than-light travel became routine? What if sleeping through the boring bits of a long journey turned out to be an absolutely dreadful career move? The Death of Sleep takes that last possibility and transforms it into an adventure that is equal parts exhilarating, frustrating and wonderfully imaginative. Anne McCaffrey and Jody Lynn Nye introduce us to Lunzie Mespil, a specialist in suspended animation whose own life becomes tangled in the very technology she works with. A sequence of accidents, disasters and long periods in cold sleep leave her repeatedly waking decades—or even centuries—after she expected, while everyone she has ever known grows old, moves on or disappears into history. It’s enough to make anyone think twice before pressing the snooze button. The irony is beautifully cruel. In most science fiction, cryogenic sleep is marketed as a marvellous convenience. Go to sleep near Earth, wake up at Alpha Centauri feeling refreshed and ready for breakfast. Here, however, every peaceful nap comes with the small inconvenience that civilisation has rearranged itself while you were unconscious. Friends become legends, businesses vanish, fashions evolve into something incomprehensible, and your carefully made plans are suddenly about as current as a Roman road map. McCaffrey and Nye make brilliant use of this concept, blending space opera with genuine emotional depth. Lunzie isn’t simply battling villains or navigating alien worlds—she’s fighting time itself. Every awakening brings fresh opportunities, but also fresh losses, as she struggles to maintain relationships in a universe that stubbornly refuses to wait for her. It’s an unusually human dilemma wrapped inside a thoroughly entertaining interstellar adventure. Of course, this is still classic McCaffrey territory, so readers can expect vivid world-building, memorable characters and an optimistic vision of humanity stretching confidently across the stars. Jody Lynn Nye complements that style perfectly, creating a story that balances humour, suspense and heartfelt moments without ever becoming overly sentimental. The result is a novel that feels adventurous without sacrificing its emotional core. What makes the book particularly enjoyable is its refusal to drown readers in impossible science. The technology serves the story rather than the other way around, allowing the focus to remain firmly on the people coping with extraordinary circumstances. There are space stations, interstellar corporations, medical breakthroughs and futuristic politics, but the real fascination lies in watching one determined woman repeatedly rebuild her life every time the universe has quietly moved the goalposts. Originally published in 1990, The Death of Sleep comes from a golden era of science fiction when writers were just as interested in exploring the social consequences of futuristic technology as they were in describing shiny spacecraft. It remains an engaging reminder that the biggest obstacle to exploring the galaxy may not be distance at all—it might simply be keeping up with everyone else’s calendar. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly survived its own journey through space and time. It may show a little honest wear, but it remains perfectly ready for another voyage across the stars. Thankfully, unlike poor Lunzie, you won’t lose several generations every time you put the book down for a cup of tea—although if you become absorbed enough, you may glance at the clock and wonder where the afternoon disappeared. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7291/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-death-of-sleep-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Baen Books no GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7290 Harpist in the Wind by Patricia McKillip There are fantasy novels filled with mighty battles, thunderous prophecies and enough enchanted swords to stock a respectable medieval ironmonger’s. Harpist in the Wind politely acknowledges all of that, then wanders off into stranger, quieter and infinitely more magical territory. Patricia McKillip was never interested in simply telling a fantasy story—she preferred to weave one, like an old song that somehow sounds familiar even when you’re hearing it for the first time. As the concluding volume of The Riddle-Master Trilogy, this novel follows Morgon of Hed as he edges ever closer to understanding the riddles that have shaped his life. Ancient powers awaken, old enemies emerge from the shadows, and long-hidden truths finally begin to reveal themselves. Yet this is no ordinary tale of heroes charging towards destiny. McKillip has an uncanny ability to make destiny itself seem slightly bewildered by the whole affair. The irony is that despite featuring shapechangers, mysterious stars, magical harps and world-altering powers, the greatest challenge often appears to be communication. Entire kingdoms teeter on the brink because people insist on speaking in riddles, prophecies or meaningful silences. One occasionally longs for someone to produce a large map, point at the problem and simply say, "There. That’s the villain. Off you go." Sadly—or wonderfully—that would rob the story of its enchantment. McKillip’s prose is perhaps the real magic here. Every page carries a dreamlike quality, rich with imagery and quiet emotion, where landscapes seem almost alive and conversations carry as much weight as battles. She writes fantasy with the confidence of someone who understands that mystery is often far more powerful than explanation. Rather than drowning readers in encyclopaedic lore, she allows the world to breathe, leaving enough unanswered questions to let your imagination happily fill the gaps. Readers expecting relentless action may find themselves pleasantly surprised to discover that this is fantasy with patience. It lingers over beauty, memory, identity and sacrifice. The climactic moments arrive not because armies happen to collide, but because characters finally come to understand themselves and each other. It’s an oddly refreshing reminder that saving the world occasionally requires wisdom before swordsmanship. There is also something delightfully timeless about the novel. Published in 1979, it predates many of the modern fantasy conventions that have since become obligatory. There are no grim antiheroes measuring moral ambiguity by the bucketful, no endless political committees arguing over dragons, and nobody appears to be secretly building an empire through property investment. Instead, the story quietly trusts the reader to appreciate elegance over spectacle—a remarkably confident approach that has helped the trilogy endure for decades. This Orbit edition has become something of a favourite among collectors of classic fantasy, capturing the era when bookshop shelves were filled with wonderfully painted covers promising worlds just slightly stranger than our own. It’s the sort of paperback that looks entirely at home beside Le Guin, Zelazny or Tolkien, quietly waiting for someone to discover that fantasy can also be poetic. This Good condition copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has clearly travelled a little farther than Morgon himself. It may show the gentle signs of a life well read, but it remains perfectly ready to transport another adventurer into one of fantasy’s most beautifully written worlds. No magical harps are included, no shapechangers have been discovered between the pages, and thankfully none of the riddles require you to remember your online banking password. A quietly magnificent finale to one of the genre’s true classics. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7290/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harpist-in-the-wind-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9780708880524 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-7289 Airpower Advantage - Planning the Gulf War Air Campaign 1989-1991 by Diane T Putney Here’s one for Crappy Old Books: Some military histories tell you what happened. Airpower Advantage is far more interested in what happened before anything happened, when sleep-deprived officers surrounded maps, whiteboards and coffee cups attempted to answer the deceptively simple question: "How exactly do you plan a war?" As it turns out, the answer involves an astonishing quantity of meetings, revisions, disagreements and enough acronyms to qualify as a separate language. Diane T. Putney takes readers behind the scenes of Operations Desert Shield and Desert Storm, not to the cockpit of an F-15 or the deck of an aircraft carrier, but into the planning rooms where the Gulf War air campaign slowly emerged from ideas, intelligence reports, logistical headaches and the occasional clash of very strong personalities. Drawing upon official archives and interviews with the planners themselves, this is the rarely told story of the people who had to build an operational blueprint capable of surviving contact with reality. The irony is wonderfully understated. Hollywood would have you believe wars begin with dramatic speeches and stirring orchestral music. Real life apparently begins with PowerPoint’s prehistoric ancestors, endless target lists, coalition politics, command structures, fuel calculations, weather forecasts, and someone inevitably asking, "Have we thought about what happens if that doesn’t work?" It turns out victory is often less about glorious improvisation than meticulous preparation by people whose names rarely appear in newspaper headlines. Far from being a dry operational manual, the book steadily builds genuine tension as competing strategic visions wrestle for supremacy. Generals, politicians and planners—including figures such as George H. W. Bush, Norman Schwarzkopf, Colin Powell, Chuck Horner and Dick Cheney—all influence the evolving plan, while Putney carefully demonstrates that successful military operations are rarely the product of a single brilliant idea. More often, they emerge from hundreds of difficult decisions, uncomfortable compromises and an extraordinary amount of professional debate. Readers expecting page after page of exploding tanks may be pleasantly surprised—or mildly alarmed—to discover that this is really a book about decision-making. It examines how intelligence is interpreted, how objectives evolve, how coalition partners shape strategy, and why changing one element of a campaign often creates half a dozen new problems somewhere else. It’s a fascinating reminder that modern warfare is as much an exercise in systems management as it is in battlefield heroics. There is also something strangely reassuring about discovering that even some of history’s most successful military campaigns were accompanied by uncertainty, disagreement and occasional frustration. The planners weren’t omniscient chess masters moving pieces with effortless precision. They were experienced professionals wrestling with incomplete information while attempting to anticipate an opponent determined not to cooperate. In other words, planning a war isn’t entirely unlike organising a family Christmas—just with considerably more satellites. Published by the Air Force History and Museums Program, this is an authoritative official history rather than a sensational memoir. Putney writes with scholarly precision, balancing technical detail with remarkably readable narrative, making the book equally rewarding for military historians, aviation enthusiasts and anyone fascinated by how enormous organisations make enormously important decisions. The extensive notes and documentation are a reminder that every confident conclusion rests upon a mountain of painstaking research. This As New copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, remains in superb condition. The pages are crisp, the binding is excellent, and there is no evidence that previous owners have scribbled alternative invasion plans in the margins or attempted to improve CENTCOM’s targeting priorities with a biro. It’s a substantial, intelligent and surprisingly gripping account of the invisible work behind one of the defining military campaigns of the late twentieth century—proof that sometimes the most important battles are fought long before the first aircraft leaves the runway. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7289/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/airpower-advantage-aug-2026.jpg 28.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Air Force History and Museums Program 9781477551202 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7288 Secret Science - A Century of Poison Warfare and Human Experiments by Ulf Schmidt Some books promise hidden knowledge. Others promise forgotten history. Secret Science quietly opens a filing cabinet marked "Probably Best If Nobody Sees This" and proceeds to spend more than six hundred meticulously researched pages explaining exactly why. It turns out that the twentieth century’s greatest technological achievements occasionally came with clipboards, secrecy forms, alarming quantities of chemical agents, and volunteers who may not have realised quite what they had volunteered for. Historian Ulf Schmidt examines a century of chemical and biological warfare research across Britain, the United States and Canada, tracing the uneasy relationship between military necessity, scientific ambition and human experimentation. Rather than descending into sensationalism, the book patiently assembles documentary evidence, official records and personal testimony to explore how governments justified secret programmes, how scientists balanced ethics against national security, and how ordinary servicemen often found themselves becoming rather more involved in military research than they had expected. What makes this such compelling reading is that Schmidt refuses to paint history in simple black and white. Heroes are flawed, villains are bureaucratic, and many decisions emerge from a fog of fear, politics and genuine belief that extraordinary dangers required extraordinary measures. It is a history where filing systems become almost as fascinating as laboratories, and where the phrase "classified information" gradually starts sounding far more sinister than "chemical weapon." The irony, of course, is delicious. Governments spent fortunes ensuring nobody would ever know what was happening, only for future historians to patiently reconstruct the entire story from archives, declassified papers and thousands upon thousands of pages that eventually escaped the vault. If secrecy had a loyalty card, history has clearly found the loophole. Expect discussions of Porton Down, Cold War anxieties, poison gases, biological research, ethics committees, military planning and the complicated question of informed consent. This is not a conspiracy book attempting to connect every dot with red string and thumbtacks. Instead, it demonstrates that the real story—carefully evidenced and meticulously sourced—is often stranger, more uncomfortable and considerably more believable than the fictional versions. Schmidt writes with the confidence of someone who knows that the documents are dramatic enough without unnecessary embellishment. His measured tone somehow makes the revelations even more unsettling. There are no theatrical flourishes required when the historical record is already capable of making readers quietly put the kettle on while reconsidering humanity’s definition of "acceptable risk." As a volume from Oxford University Press, this is unapologetically substantial. It is the sort of book that arrives with footnotes, bibliography and index all prepared for active service. At over six hundred pages, it possesses enough intellectual ammunition to satisfy historians, military enthusiasts, ethicists and anyone who has ever looked at a declassified government report and wondered what the earlier versions must have omitted. This 2026 Crappy Old Books copy is in As New condition, meaning the only experiments it has participated in involve testing whether a bookshelf can support yet another remarkably heavy hardback. No suspicious stains, no classified annotations in invisible ink, and no mysterious government official has attempted to reclaim it—at least not yet. If you’ve ever suspected that history keeps its most fascinating chapters in locked cabinets, this remarkable study arrives holding a very persuasive set of keys. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7288/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scret-science-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780199299799 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7286 Come Hell Or High Water by Clare Francis There are holidays, there are sailing trips, and then there are the sort of adventures that leave you wondering whether dry land was ever such a bad idea after all. In Come Hell Or High Water, Clare Francis recounts an extraordinary real-life voyage with the wit, honesty and understated determination that made her one of Britain’s most admired sailors. This is not a book about lounging on deck with a cocktail while dolphins politely escort the yacht into a picturesque sunset. This is the sea in all its magnificent, terrifying and gloriously unpredictable reality. Francis was already an accomplished yachtswoman when she set out on one of the toughest endurance challenges imaginable. Battling towering waves, relentless winds, mechanical failures, exhaustion and the occasional reminder that nature remains blissfully indifferent to human plans, she paints a vivid portrait of life far beyond the comforting sight of land. It is an exhilarating story where courage often means simply getting up to face another impossible day. What makes this memoir particularly engaging is its refreshing lack of melodrama. Francis writes with dry humour and remarkable candour, finding comedy in situations that most sensible people would classify as excellent reasons never to leave the harbour again. The sea, after all, has a curious sense of humour: it lets you believe you’ve mastered it just long enough to remind you that you’re essentially a very optimistic passenger on a floating piece of fibreglass. Beyond the storms and navigation lies a thoughtful account of resilience, determination and self-discovery. Long-distance sailing strips away the distractions of modern life until only the essentials remain: skill, judgement, endurance and the occasional desperate hope that the weather forecast might actually be correct for once. It is a story about testing limits—not because anyone sensible suggested it, but because some people possess an irresistible urge to discover what lies beyond the horizon. Whether you’re an experienced sailor, an armchair adventurer or simply fascinated by remarkable feats of endurance, Come Hell Or High Water offers a compelling glimpse into a world where every decision matters and the nearest help may be hundreds of miles away. It reminds us that genuine adventure rarely involves luxury accommodation, reliable Wi-Fi or room service, but it does produce considerably better stories. This 1981 Sphere edition is in As New condition, remaining wonderfully clean, bright and exceptionally well preserved. A superb copy that looks ready to embark on another voyage, preferably one conducted from the comfort of your favourite reading chair rather than the middle of the Atlantic. Perfect for readers of travel writing, sailing memoirs, inspirational biographies and true adventure. Add it to your collection today and discover why Clare Francis became one of Britain’s great endurance sailors, proving that sometimes the shortest distance between two points involves thousands of miles of ocean, a great deal of determination and an impressive willingness to ignore the weather forecast. As always from Crappy Old Books—where the only rough seas you’ll encounter are trying to navigate the ever-growing "to be read" pile beside your bed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7286/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/come-hell-or-high-water-aug-2026.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722136713 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7285 Creator by Jeremy Leven Science has always attracted people with wonderfully modest ambitions. Cure disease. Unlock the secrets of the universe. Defeat death itself. In Creator, Jeremy Leven takes that final objective, adds a generous helping of romance, eccentric academics, questionable ethics and razor-sharp wit, and produces a novel that gleefully asks whether just because something is scientifically possible, it necessarily follows that someone should be allowed anywhere near the laboratory. At the centre of the story is Professor Harry Wolper, a Nobel Prize-winning biologist whose brilliant mind is matched only by his refusal to accept life’s most inconvenient limitation. Driven by love, grief and a healthy disregard for conventional boundaries, he embarks upon an audacious plan that blurs the line between genius and madness. Around him swirls a cast of colourful characters, academic rivalries, bureaucratic obstacles and enough philosophical debate to make a university ethics committee spontaneously combust. Leven manages an impressive balancing act, combining genuine scientific speculation with laugh-out-loud humour and heartfelt emotion. One chapter has you pondering the deepest mysteries of existence, the next has you chuckling at the absurdities of academia, where departments often seem to devote more energy to politics than to actual discovery. It is proof that laboratories, much like families, function best when everyone isn’t secretly plotting against one another. Written before cloning and genetic engineering became everyday newspaper headlines, Creator feels remarkably prescient. It explores questions that have only become more relevant with time: What makes us human? Can science outrun morality? And why does every fictional scientist seem to believe that "because I can" is a perfectly satisfactory research proposal? The irony, of course, is that the greatest discoveries are often accompanied by the greatest unintended consequences. Fans of Michael Crichton, Kurt Vonnegut or the more satirical side of speculative fiction will find plenty to enjoy here. While there are moments of genuine tenderness, the novel never loses its mischievous sense of humour, delighting in exposing both the brilliance and ridiculousness of human ambition. It is science fiction for readers who enjoy thinking as much as laughing. This 1981 Penguin Books edition is in Good condition. It has clearly been read and appreciated, yet remains a solid, entirely enjoyable copy with plenty of life left in it. Rather fitting, really, for a novel so preoccupied with extending life beyond its expected limits. Ideal for readers who enjoy intelligent speculative fiction, quirky literary satire and stories where the biggest explosions occur inside people’s consciences rather than in the laboratory. Add it to your shelves today and discover a novel that asks enormous questions with a smile, proving that the road to playing God is paved not only with good intentions but also with exceptionally complicated paperwork. As always from Crappy Old Books—where the experiments are confined to the pages, and the only thing we’re attempting to resurrect is your neglected reading list. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7285/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/creator-aug-2026.jpg 4.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140056204 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7284 Robert Frost by Robert Frost Robert Frost had an extraordinary talent for making readers believe they were simply strolling through snowy woods or mending a stone wall, only to realise several pages later that they had accidentally wandered into a meditation on life, mortality, choice, loneliness and the curious business of being human. It is a rather unfair trick, really. One moment you’re admiring a pleasant New England landscape; the next you’re quietly reconsidering every decision you’ve ever made. Such is the deceptive brilliance of one of America’s greatest poets. This Oxford University Press edition gathers together the work of a writer whose poetry has become so woven into everyday culture that many people can quote him without even realising it. The Road Not Taken, Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening, Birches, Mending Wall—these are poems that have escaped the confines of classrooms and literary anthologies to become part of the language itself. Of course, many readers confidently misinterpret them, which Frost would probably have found quietly amusing. His verse possesses that rare combination of accessibility and depth. The language is beautifully clear, the settings often rural and familiar, yet beneath the calm surface lies an endless exploration of doubt, memory, ambition, nature and the small ironies that accompany ordinary existence. Frost never needed grand castles or mythical beasts to create lasting literature; a snowy field, a farmer’s fence or two neighbours discussing stones proved perfectly adequate. Reading Frost today is also a reminder that poetry need not be obscure to be profound. There are no secret handshakes required, no decoder ring supplied with the introduction and no obligation to pretend you understand every line on first reading. The poems reward revisiting, each encounter revealing another quiet observation that somehow escaped notice the previous time—rather like discovering you’ve been living next door to a genius who only ever talks about trees. This handsome Oxford edition provides an excellent introduction for newcomers while offering seasoned readers a beautifully presented collection worthy of repeated visits. It is equally at home beside other great poets or waiting patiently on a bedside table for those moments when only a page or two of genuine craftsmanship will suffice. Condition is As New, remaining crisp, clean and beautifully preserved throughout. A superb copy that looks as though it has spent far more time contemplating literature than actually being carried through snowy forests. Ideal for lovers of classic poetry, American literature, thoughtful readers and anyone who has ever found themselves wondering whether they really did take the road less travelled—or simply ended up in the supermarket car park by mistake. Add it to your collection today and discover why Robert Frost remains one of the most admired poets of the twentieth century. As always from Crappy Old Books—where great poetry is considerably easier to shelve than to imitate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7284/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/robert-frost-aug-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192141699 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7283 Twiggy by Twiggy Lawson There are fashion icons, there are celebrities, and then there is Twiggy—the woman whose nickname became shorthand for an entire era. Long before influencers carefully curated their breakfast on social media, Lesley Lawson had already transformed the fashion world with a haircut, a pair of impossibly expressive eyes and the inconvenient habit of becoming one of the most recognisable faces on the planet before she was old enough to rent a car in many countries. This autobiography tells the story behind the phenomenon, proving that overnight success generally takes rather more effort than the phrase suggests. Written with warmth, humour and refreshing honesty, Twiggy charts her remarkable rise from an ordinary London teenager to the defining face of the Swinging Sixties. Along the way there are photographers, designers, celebrities, fashion shoots, films and enough glamorous encounters to keep several gossip columnists gainfully employed. Yet what makes the book so enjoyable is that beneath the global fame remains an engagingly down-to-earth personality who never entirely seems convinced that all the fuss is about her. It is also an unexpectedly fascinating time capsule. The fashion industry of the 1960s and 1970s emerges as a world of astonishing creativity, outrageous trends and spectacular confidence—a period when hemlines rose, hairstyles became architectural projects and colour combinations appeared to have been selected after someone accidentally knocked over an entire paint factory. Looking back from today’s world, one is reminded that every generation believes it invented style, only to discover that someone wearing false eyelashes in 1966 probably got there first. Whether you’re interested in fashion history, celebrity memoirs or simply the cultural explosion that helped redefine Britain, this book offers an affectionate and often witty glimpse into an extraordinary life. It captures an era when London briefly became the centre of the fashionable universe and everyone else hurried to catch up, usually while wearing something synthetic. Condition is Fine, with the book remaining clean, bright and highly presentable throughout. It has been well cared for and is a lovely copy that still carries all the charm of this classic 1977 Mayflower edition. Perfect for collectors of fashion history, admirers of Twiggy, lovers of vintage celebrity biographies or anyone who enjoys peeking behind the curtain of fame before publicists learned to iron every crease out of a life story. Add it to your shelves today and revisit a world where supermodels were becoming household names, London’s streets were effectively open-air catwalks, and being called "Twiggy" somehow became one of the greatest compliments in popular culture. As always from Crappy Old Books—where yesterday’s icons are waiting patiently for their next close-up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7283/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/twiggy-aug-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mayflower 9780583125642 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7282 South Sea Tales by Robert Louis Stevenson Some people know Robert Louis Stevenson as the fellow who gave us Treasure Island and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Fewer realise that he eventually swapped the damp chill of Scotland for the dazzling islands of the South Pacific, where he observed colonial life with an eye that was anything but romantic. South Sea Tales is the result: a remarkable collection of stories that drift far beyond swashbuckling adventure into stranger, darker and far more unsettling waters. If you were expecting cheerful coconuts, smiling sailors and parrots on shoulders, Stevenson politely suggests you think again. These stories are filled with traders, missionaries, beachcombers, adventurers, opportunists and dreamers, all washed together on islands where paradise often proves remarkably inconvenient. Human greed, culture clashes, superstition and survival lurk beneath the tropical sunshine, reminding us that beautiful scenery has never been an effective cure for human nature. Palm trees, it turns out, are perfectly capable of casting long shadows. Stevenson wrote these tales from first-hand experience after settling in Samoa during the final years of his life. That gives them an authenticity missing from many Victorian adventure stories, replacing fanciful maps with keen observation and moral ambiguity. His Pacific is neither an exotic playground nor a postcard holiday destination; it is a living world populated by flawed people making questionable decisions—rather like the modern office, only with considerably better beaches. This superb Oxford World’s Classics edition includes an authoritative text and scholarly introduction, making it equally suitable for readers discovering Stevenson beyond his famous novels or collectors who appreciate editions that are as thoughtful as the works they contain. It is one of those books that quietly reminds you why certain authors become literary legends while countless others disappear beneath the waves of history. Condition is As New, presenting beautifully with crisp pages, clean covers and none of the usual evidence that someone has balanced a mug of tea on it while pretending to read a single chapter before falling asleep. It looks ready for another voyage across the Pacific—or perhaps just across your living room. Ideal for lovers of classic literature, historical fiction, travel writing and stories where civilisation proves to be little more than a thin layer of varnish over chaos. Add it to your shelves today and discover the Robert Louis Stevenson who ventured far beyond buried treasure, finding instead the infinitely more dangerous landscape of the human soul. As always from Crappy Old Books—where the only tropical storm you’ll encounter is trying to find enough shelf space for just one more classic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7282/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/south-sea-tales-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192824394 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7279 Rod Steiger - Memoirs of a Friendship by Tom Hutchinson Rod Steiger was not an actor noted for strolling casually through a role. He entered characters as though breaking into a burning building, dragged their deepest psychological wounds into the light and then demanded that the camera keep rolling until somebody achieved emotional truth. In Rod Steiger: Memoirs of a Friendship, film critic Tom Hutchinson remembers the man behind this formidable intensity—and occasionally behind an even more formidable lunch. This is neither a remote academic study nor a celebrity biography assembled from press cuttings after one brief encounter in a hotel foyer. Hutchinson knew Steiger for some thirty years, giving him access to the actor’s conversation, opinions, vulnerabilities, enthusiasms and notoriously uncompromising personality. The result is a personal portrait shaped by friendship rather than reverence, although affection is plainly present throughout. Steiger’s early life provided ample material for the Method. Raised in New Jersey by an alcoholic mother, he endured a troubled childhood, left home and joined the United States Navy while still underage, serving during the Second World War. He subsequently studied acting and emerged during the celebrated era of live American television, when a performer could become famous by acting superbly before the equipment overheated. His breakthrough came as the lonely butcher in Paddy Chayefsky’s television production of Marty. Steiger declined to sign the long-term contract demanded for the film version, allowing Ernest Borgnine to inherit both the role and an Academy Award. It was an admirably principled decision of the kind that becomes easier to discuss philosophically after several decades have passed. Hollywood nevertheless found abundant use for him. In On the Waterfront he became Marlon Brando’s compromised brother Charley, sharing the famous taxi scene in which disappointment, corruption and brotherly love occupy the back seat together. In The Pawnbroker he delivered what he considered his finest performance, portraying a Holocaust survivor whose emotional life has been sealed behind years of trauma. He was Police Chief Bill Gillespie opposite Sidney Poitier in In the Heat of the Night, winning the Academy Award for Best Actor and demonstrating how racism, pride and reluctant respect could all simmer beneath one damp Southern shirt. He also appeared as Komarovsky in Doctor Zhivago, Napoleon in Waterloo, Al Capone, W. C. Fields, Pontius Pilate and Mussolini, because ordinary characters apparently lacked sufficient acreage for his talent. Hutchinson considers both the triumphs and the less triumphant entries in Steiger’s enormous filmography. Like many powerful character actors, Steiger was offered masterpieces, mediocrities and scripts that presumably looked better before everyone arrived on set. His commitment remained considerable even when the surrounding film had quietly abandoned hope. The book also explores Steiger’s association with Method acting, his determination to uncover a character’s inner truth and his reputation for emotional force. Admirers called him passionate and dynamic; critics sometimes called him excessive. Steiger’s performances could indeed be large, but then he played men carrying guilt, rage, ambition and several collapsed civilisations within them. Underplaying Mussolini would merely look inattentive. Yet Hutchinson’s Steiger is more than the booming, sweating intensity familiar from the screen. He is intelligent, funny, candid, difficult, vulnerable and deeply serious about his work. One anecdote even finds him using the word “bloody” while speaking to Queen Elizabeth II, proving that his commitment to realism did not necessarily stop when the scene ended. The volume includes a selection of Steiger’s own poetry and a National Film Theatre interview conducted before an appreciative audience. These additions allow his voice to emerge directly, beyond Hutchinson’s recollections and the succession of famous performances. They also confirm that Rod Steiger approached self-expression in much the same way he approached acting: wholeheartedly and without worrying whether the furniture might survive. Published by Victor Gollancz in 1998, this is an engaging mixture of biography, film history, critical appreciation and personal reminiscence. It will appeal to admirers of classic cinema, Method acting and actors from an era when screen presence was achieved without a superhero costume or six months of digitally manufactured abdominal muscles. This copy is in Good condition, although it is otherwise close to Very Good. There is a small snag to the page edges, apparently caused by something being pressed into them. It is noticeable when examining the closed book but not significant, does not affect the text and has failed to develop into the sort of emotional crisis Steiger would have required fifteen minu https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7279/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rod-steiger-aug-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Victor Gollancz 9780575059030 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7278 Leaves of Gold - An Anthology of Prayers Memorable Phrases Inspirational Verse and Prose by Clyde Francis Lytle Leaves of Gold is a substantial treasury of prayers, poems, maxims, quotations, anecdotes and improving prose, assembled for the benefit of anyone whose soul requires nourishment but who would prefer not to read the whole of Western civilisation before bedtime. Clyde Francis Lytle has done the rummaging and extracted the parts thought most likely to make the reader wiser, kinder and temporarily less irritated by other people. First published in 1938 and reprinted in this 1956 edition, the anthology draws upon writers and thinkers both ancient and modern. Philosophers, poets, religious figures, statesmen and assorted possessors of memorable thoughts are gathered together without having to endure the considerable difficulty of sharing an actual room. The result is nearly two hundred pages of concentrated uplift, carefully indexed for those occasions when inspiration is required urgently. Its subjects are the large and permanent ones: faith, courage, love, friendship, work, sorrow, hope, duty, character and the mysterious human capacity to create difficulties and then require a quotation to survive them. There are words for moments of celebration, disappointment, bereavement, anxiety and reflection, as well as passages suitable for anyone who simply feels the day has begun badly and may need stronger moral supervision. The title suggests that wisdom grows on trees and need only be collected when sufficiently golden. In practice, the leaves have been gathered from centuries of human experience, during which countless people discovered that life is short, pride is dangerous, kindness is valuable and nobody listens the first time. Their conclusions are presented here in a more elegant form. Religious faith forms an important part of the collection, with prayers and spiritual reflections intended to console, strengthen and direct the reader. Yet it is broader than a conventional prayer book, incorporating secular verse, philosophical observation and memorable prose. It therefore occupies the respectable middle ground between devotional anthology, literary commonplace book and emergency repair kit for the human spirit. This is not a volume that necessarily demands to be read consecutively. It is better opened when required, allowing Providence—or possibly the looseness of the binding—to select an appropriate page. One may arrive seeking encouragement and discover a stern paragraph about duty, which is often inspiration’s less entertaining but more useful relative. Books of this kind were once popular gifts for weddings, graduations, anniversaries and other ceremonies at which the recipient was considered old enough to receive wisdom but not necessarily cash. Their handsome presentation made them suitable for permanent display, while the contents ensured that even leaving one unopened upon the parlour table suggested excellent character. There is something appealingly confident about the project. Modern inspirational literature often promises transformation through seven habits, twelve rules or a morning routine involving cold water and expensive seeds. Leaves of Gold merely assembles several thousand years of accumulated thought and trusts that somewhere among it the reader will find a sentence worth keeping. This 1956 Coslett Publishing Company edition belongs to a long-lived anthology that remained popular for decades. It is suitable for collectors of vintage devotional books, readers of inspirational verse, ministers seeking material, writers hunting for quotations and anyone who prefers their encouragement in durable hardback form rather than superimposed upon a photograph of a sunset. This copy is in Good condition, showing ordinary signs of age and previous ownership but remaining sound, complete and ready to dispense consolation. It has survived since 1956, which is itself a small demonstration of endurance and therefore entirely appropriate to the contents. From Crappy Old Books—providing memorable phrases, inspirational prose and the occasional leaf that is more brown than gold. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7278/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/leaves-of-gold-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Coslett Publishing Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7277 Keep Out - Top Secret Places Governments Dont Want You to Know About by Nick Redfern Governments build fences for many reasons. Sometimes they are protecting military equipment, sometimes dangerous biological material, and sometimes—according to Nick Redfern—they are preventing the public from wandering into an underground complex full of dead aliens, mutant creatures and weather-control machinery. Keep Out! investigates the places where the signs are large, the guards are armed and requests for a guided tour are unlikely to receive a warm response. Redfern travels through the international geography of official secrecy, visiting in print such cheerful destinations as Area 51, Hangar 18, the Montauk facility, Dulce Base, Dugway Proving Ground, Fort Detrick, HAARP, Pine Gap, Rudloe Manor and the alleged underground realm of Zhitkur. It is the sort of itinerary no conventional travel agent offers, largely because the return journey cannot always be guaranteed. Some of these installations unquestionably exist. Area 51 really is a highly restricted American testing site; Fort Detrick has a long connection with biological research; Pine Gap is an intelligence facility in Australia; and HAARP was built to study the ionosphere. Unfortunately, once governments surround real places with armed patrols, classified paperwork and the phrase “national security,” the public begins filling the informational vacuum with flying saucers. Nature abhors a vacuum, but conspiracy theory immediately furnishes it. Other locations occupy less stable territory. Dulce Base is allegedly a subterranean installation beneath New Mexico where humans and extraterrestrials have engaged in secret experiments. Montauk has been associated with mind control, time travel and other research apparently considered too ambitious for an ordinary planning application. Hangar 18 is reputed to have housed crashed UFO wreckage and alien bodies, though no one has yet explained whether the occupants were issued visitor badges. The investigations extend far beyond the United States. Redfern examines underground facilities in Britain, mysterious installations in Russia and China, secretive Australian sites, oceanic bases, hidden islands and even alleged structures on the Moon. This last location offers exceptionally good security because trespassers require a rocket, oxygen and a willingness to endure several days of travel before being turned away at reception. The alleged activities are equally varied. Crashed UFOs, deceased extraterrestrials, biological weapons, lethal viruses, strange underground creatures, mind-control experiments and weather manipulation all appear. It raises the possibility that somewhere there is a government department whose filing system includes separate drawers marked ALIENS, ANTHRAX and DO NOT LET THIS NEAR THE WEATHER. Redfern approaches the subject as an investigator of mysteries rather than merely announcing that every rumour is true. He distinguishes, where possible, between established facilities, testimony, disputed documents, folklore and the kind of story that begins with a retired colonel meeting someone in a badly lit car park. Alternative explanations are considered, though naturally these are less exciting than a genetically altered reptilian creature living beneath an airbase. Across fifteen investigations, the book demonstrates how secrecy generates its own mythology. A locked gate prompts curiosity; a denied request produces suspicion; a heavily redacted document convinces everyone that the missing paragraph contained either an alien autopsy or the recipe for immortality. Even mundane explanations begin to look sinister once printed entirely in black ink. There is also a serious subject beneath the extraordinary claims. Governments do operate places concealed from public scrutiny, conduct classified weapons research and occasionally continue denying programmes long after their existence has become obvious. The difficult question is not whether secrets exist, but which secrets involve conventional military work and which require an alliance with beings from Zeta Reticuli. Keep Out! is ideal for readers interested in UFOs, secret bases, underground installations, Cold War research, government conspiracies and forbidden places. It will also suit armchair travellers who prefer destinations where there are no gift shops, no public toilets and a reasonable chance of being followed home by an unmarked vehicle. This copy is in As New condition, an impressive state for a book supposedly containing information governments do not want you to possess. The covers are clean, the spine is uncreased and the pages show virtually no evidence of inspection. Either it has barely been read, or the authorities replaced the original with this immaculate duplicate during the night. From Crappy Old Books—located at an undisclosed secure facility disguised as a house dangerously overfilled with books. Visitors are advised to https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7277/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/keep-out-aug-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Page Books 9781601631848 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7276 Psychic Warrior - The True Story of Americas Foremost Psychic Spy and the Cover-Up of the CIAs Top-Secret Stargate Program by David Morehouse Psychic Warrior is the memoir of David Morehouse, a decorated United States Army officer who claims to have served in Stargate, the government programme devoted to “remote viewing”—the alleged ability to observe distant places, hidden objects and past events using only the mind. This was espionage stripped of its traditional inconveniences: no false passports, poisoned umbrellas or uncomfortable nights behind enemy dustbins, merely a quiet room, some paper and a consciousness willing to travel without claiming mileage. The Stargate programme itself was real. For more than two decades, American military and intelligence agencies investigated whether psychic phenomena might be useful for gathering information, largely because the Soviet Union was rumoured to be conducting similar research. Cold War logic therefore demanded that if Moscow might employ clairvoyants, Washington must immediately acquire better-funded clairvoyants with security clearance. Morehouse’s own journey reportedly began during a military exercise in Jordan, when a stray machine-gun bullet struck his helmet. He survived, but afterwards began experiencing disturbing visions, nightmares and apparent out-of-body episodes. In an ordinary institution this might have resulted in medical leave. In the world of classified military intelligence, it apparently qualified him for specialist recruitment. He describes being trained as a remote viewer, learning to direct his mind towards targets concealed across space and time. Theoretically, a psychic spy could examine a secret installation without approaching it, visit the scene of a disaster without leaving Fort Meade and investigate enemy activity while remaining safely beyond the reach of enemy catering. Whether this constitutes extrasensory perception, altered consciousness or extremely ambitious imagination is left for the reader to decide. The missions described are not modest. Morehouse claims to have psychically encountered the destruction of Pan Am Flight 103, the burning oilfields of the Gulf War, Beirut terrorism, Hiroshima and episodes from Nazi Germany. At one point the narrative reaches towards the lost Ark of the Covenant, because once the human mind has escaped the restrictions of geography and time, there seems little reason to waste the opportunity checking an ordinary warehouse. Yet Psychic Warrior is not presented merely as a catalogue of paranormal adventures. Morehouse describes the psychological cost of his work, the strain placed upon his family and his growing fear that remote viewing was being developed for darker purposes than passive intelligence gathering. The gifted officer gradually becomes a troubled insider, increasingly suspicious of the programme and increasingly inconvenient to the people allegedly protecting it. His decision to expose Stargate then transforms the story into a conspiracy thriller involving surveillance, intimidation, professional destruction and an institution determined to keep its secrets secret. This is where the reader confronts the central difficulty of all clandestine memoirs: the most extraordinary claims concern material that was supposedly classified, concealed, destroyed or known only to people unable to confirm it. Convenient for the conspiracy, admittedly less convenient for footnotes. The eventual declassification of Stargate confirmed that the United States really had spent years investigating remote viewing. A 1995 evaluation concluded that it had not demonstrated sufficient value for intelligence operations, and the programme was closed. This either proves that psychic spying did not work or, according to the more dedicated reader, proves that it worked so brilliantly that the government needed everyone to believe it had stopped. Conspiracy theories possess excellent suspension. Morehouse tells his story with the pace and drama of a military thriller, moving between covert operations, paranormal experiences and personal collapse. Believers will find testimony from someone claiming to have stood inside one of the strangest programmes of the Cold War. Sceptics will find a fascinating study in military experimentation, belief and the ability of national-security institutions to spend money on almost anything once the Russians are mentioned. This is a natural companion for readers of The Men Who Stare at Goats, books about CIA secrecy, paranormal espionage, Cold War experiments and governmental departments with reassuringly meaningless names. It may also appeal to anyone who has tried to find a missing set of keys through intense concentration, though the Stargate method appears to have had similarly variable operational results. This 1998 St Martin’s Paperbacks edition is in As New condition. The covers are clean, the spine is untroubled and the pages show virtually no evidence of previous reading. It is possible that its former owner abso https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7276/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/psychic-warrior-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Paperbacks 9780312964139 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7275 Blue Fires - The Lost Secrets of Nazi Technology by Gary Hyland Blue Fires begins with a perfectly reasonable historical fact: Nazi Germany developed rockets, jet aircraft and advanced weapons at a remarkable pace. It then puts on a heavy coat, lowers its voice and asks whether you have ever wondered what happened to the flying saucers, Antarctic bases and secret technology capable of rewriting the entire history of the post-war world. At this point, sensible readers may fasten their seat belts. Gary Hyland investigates the more mysterious fringes of German wartime research, where documented engineering achievements mingle freely with missing scientists, vanished blueprints, intelligence operations, unidentified aircraft and rumours that refuse to die simply because evidence has failed to encourage them. The result is history viewed through binoculars at night while something unidentified moves behind the shed. The book’s starting point is Roswell. Most theories concerning the famous 1947 incident involve alien visitors, weather balloons or a government official standing in front of a suspiciously large tarpaulin saying there is absolutely nothing to see. Hyland proposes another possibility: that the object may have been connected to revolutionary aircraft designed by German scientists during the Second World War and subsequently absorbed into secret American programmes. There is some solid historical machinery beneath the speculation. Germany really did produce the V-1 flying bomb, the V-2 ballistic missile and operational jet aircraft, while designs for even more extraordinary machines existed on drawing boards. After the war, Operation Paperclip brought German scientists—including rocket specialist Wernher von Braun—to the United States, where yesterday’s enemy technician could become tomorrow’s respectable contributor to the space programme after a modest administrative adjustment to his biography. From there, Blue Fires explores alleged flying discs, experimental propulsion, “foo fighters,” secret societies, concealed installations and the mysterious Base 211, reputedly hidden in Antarctica. Antarctica has always been popular with conspiracy theorists because it is enormous, remote and inconveniently lacking in neighbours who might complain about the construction noise from a subterranean Nazi saucer hangar. Hyland asks whether certain post-war UFO sightings were not extraterrestrial at all, but glimpses of human technology developed in extreme secrecy. Perhaps visitors from another planet did not cross the galaxy only to hover over an American farm and interfere with the cattle. Perhaps the objects came from somewhere considerably closer, operated by people with government funding, German engineering and an exceptionally strict confidentiality agreement. It is a compelling alternative history of the years after 1945, filled with cover-ups, secret transfers of knowledge and technological trails that disappear precisely when they become most interesting. Documentation leads to testimony, testimony leads to rumour, and rumour occasionally catches a night train to Antarctica wearing a false moustache. Readers must decide for themselves where plausible secrecy ends and the flying crockery begins. The pleasure of the book lies partly in this uncertainty. Read as military history, it examines genuine German technological ambition and the Allied scramble to seize its scientists and research. Read as conspiracy literature, it provides enough hidden bases, unexplained aircraft and missing paperwork to keep the curtains twitching until dawn. Read at bedtime, it may result in an entirely unnecessary inspection of the sky. Blue Fires is ideal for readers interested in Nazi secret weapons, experimental aircraft, UFOs, Roswell, Operation Paperclip and the shadowy borderland where military archives meet men who know a retired engineer whose uncle once saw something peculiar near a runway. It is extensively researched, confidently argued and considerably more exciting than the possibility that every unexplained light was simply Venus. This copy is in As New condition, which is itself slightly suspicious. The covers are clean, the binding is tight and the pages show little sign of use, suggesting either exceptionally careful ownership or successful intervention by an unnamed government agency. No secret blueprints, microfilms or directions to an Antarctic airfield have been discovered inside, though naturally that is exactly what we would be required to say. From Crappy Old Books—selling the lost secrets of Nazi technology openly on the internet, because apparently nobody remembered to classify this copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7275/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/blue-fires-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9780747264569 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7274 The Man Behind The Rosenbergs by Alexander Feklisov The Cold War produced many celebrated spies, several spectacular traitors and an almost limitless supply of men in raincoats standing beside park benches for reasons they were unwilling to explain. Alexander Feklisov was one of the people who knew what was actually going on—and, rather inconveniently for everyone concerned, eventually decided to write about it. In The Man Behind the Rosenbergs, Feklisov recounts his career as a Soviet intelligence officer in the United States, where he served as the KGB case officer connected with Julius Rosenberg and other members of the Soviet espionage network. Rosenberg, an American electrical engineer and committed communist, helped obtain military and industrial information for the Soviet Union, becoming part of a story that would culminate in one of the most controversial espionage trials of the twentieth century. Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were convicted of conspiracy to commit espionage and executed in 1953, leaving behind decades of argument over guilt, evidence, punishment and exactly how much each participant had known. Feklisov offers the perspective of someone operating from the other side of the supposedly impenetrable Iron Curtain. He describes clandestine meetings, coded messages, secret documents and the delicate business of recruiting people who believed they were assisting history rather than merely supplying confidential material to a foreign intelligence service. The account places Julius Rosenberg within a wider network of ideological sympathisers and professional agents, revealing espionage as an occupation combining international danger with an extraordinary amount of administration. The book also explores Feklisov’s dealings with other important Soviet sources, including atomic spy Klaus Fuchs, whose transfer of nuclear information helped Moscow understand what the Americans had constructed at enormous expense behind barbed wire in New Mexico. For the Soviet Union, this was intelligence work of historic value. For the United States, it was the unsettling discovery that even the world’s most secret weapons programme apparently had the informational security of a parish newsletter. Yet this is not simply another retelling of the Rosenberg case. Feklisov went on to play a fascinating role during the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962, when nuclear war came sufficiently close for everyone involved to discover an urgent enthusiasm for informal communication. Serving in Washington under the name Alexander Fomin, he became part of the unofficial channel through which possible terms for ending the confrontation were explored. Humanity survived, although it remains slightly alarming to learn how much depended upon hurried conversations, personal judgement and officials communicating outside the usual machinery of government. Written from Feklisov’s own recollections and inevitably reflecting his loyalties, interpretations and desire to correct the historical record, this memoir provides a rare first-hand view of Soviet intelligence operations in America. Readers are invited to consider the gap between popular espionage—with its ingenious gadgets, glamorous agents and expensive motorcars—and the real thing, which seems largely to have involved nervous meetings, ideological disputes and trying not to be noticed while carrying documents one was emphatically not supposed to possess. This is compelling reading for students of the Rosenberg affair, Soviet espionage, atomic intelligence and Cold War history. It will also appeal to anyone who enjoys true stories in which nearly every character has an alias, every innocent-looking envelope contains something disastrous and the most important person in the room is often the one pretending not to know anybody. This Enigma Books edition is in Good condition. A substantial memoir from the Soviet intelligence officer behind one of America’s most notorious espionage cases—and a useful reminder that when governments assure the public everything is entirely under control, several spies may already be discussing it over lunch. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7274/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man0behind-the-rosenbergs-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Enigma Books 9781929631247 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7273 Gentleman - A Timeless Guide to Fashion by Bernhard Roetzel There was a time when being a gentleman involved rather more than owning a novelty bow tie and remembering not to eat soup directly from the saucepan. It required standards: polished shoes, properly tied neckwear, a coat that fitted across the shoulders and an instinctive understanding that socks bearing cartoon characters were best kept within the privacy of the home. In Gentleman: A Timeless Guide to Fashion, Bernhard Roetzel conducts an extensive tour through the traditional male wardrobe, explaining the history, purpose and proper use of everything from bespoke suits and dinner jackets to brogues, braces, hats, handkerchiefs and those mysterious little implements found in expensive shaving sets. This is not merely a catalogue of clothes, but a substantial illustrated guide to the customs and rituals surrounding them: how a jacket should fit, which shoes belong with which trousers, what constitutes genuine quality and why apparently insignificant details can separate the impeccably dressed man from someone who appears to have won his outfit in a pub raffle. Roetzel ventures into the tailoring houses, shoemakers, shirtmakers and specialist shops responsible for preserving the finer points of masculine dress. Along the way, he considers fabrics, patterns, accessories, grooming, luggage and leisurewear, offering enough information to make the reader inspect his own wardrobe with mounting disappointment. Even the apparently straightforward business of buying a shirt turns out to involve collars, cuffs, cloth, construction and proportions—proof that civilisation rests upon a far more complicated foundation than most of us had realised. The book belongs firmly to the world of timeless style rather than passing fashion. There are no instructions for wearing trousers that appear to have suffered a disagreement with a lawnmower, nor any suggestion that a plastic sports watch should accompany a dinner jacket. Instead, it champions garments made properly, chosen intelligently and worn for years: an admirable philosophy that sadly requires rather more money, patience and personal discipline than buying three multipacks from the supermarket. Lavishly illustrated and reassuringly authoritative, this is both a practical reference work and an enjoyable piece of wardrobe-based escapism. It can teach an aspiring gentleman how to distinguish Oxford shoes from Derbies, understand the mysteries of black tie and recognise why his existing suit never looked quite like it did on the mannequin. Whether it will persuade him to iron his shirts is, naturally, beyond the power of any book. Ideal for devotees of classic menswear, students of costume, reluctant wedding guests, habitual overdressers and anyone who has ever wondered whether a pocket square should match a tie—the answer, delivered with the silent disappointment of generations of tailors, is generally no. It is also excellent for placing on a coffee table, where visitors may conclude that its owner possesses impeccable taste without being allowed sufficient time to inspect his actual socks. This 2009 HF Ullmann edition is in Good condition. A handsome and comprehensive guide to dressing like a gentleman, behaving like one being regrettably outside the scope of the volume. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7273/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gentleman-a-timeless0guide-to-fashion-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HF Ullmann 9783833152702 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7272 Turn Back the Clock - Joyce Grenfell - Her Best Monologues and Songs by Joyce Grenfell Turn Back the Clock gathers the best monologues and songs of Joyce Grenfell, a woman capable of creating an entire crowded room using only a change of voice, a slight adjustment of posture and the expression of someone who has just noticed George doing that again. No scenery, explosions or computer-generated dragons are required; merely formidable observation and an apparently inexhaustible supply of socially awkward people. Grenfell specialised in the minor emergencies of respectable British life: nursery schools descending into anarchy, telephone conversations going horribly one-sided, churchgoers distracted by domestic catastrophe, hostesses fighting to maintain standards and ordinary women finding themselves trapped in situations from which good manners forbid escape. Her characters remain polite even while their worlds collapse, because civilisation depends upon carrying on until tea can be served. Naturally, the famous nursery-school monologues are here, populated by unseen children whose behaviour must be inferred from Grenfell’s increasingly strained instructions. George is repeatedly advised not to do something never fully explained, which is probably fortunate. Hazel becomes involved with a keyhole, the classroom teeters on the edge of institutional failure and the teacher continues speaking to her visitor as though everything is perfectly normal. Anyone who has worked with small children will recognise this as documentary realism. Elsewhere we encounter anxious ladies, enthusiastic amateurs, relentless conversationalists, complicated relatives and people for whom the smallest social obligation has developed into a personal Greek tragedy. Grenfell does not attack these characters so much as inhabit them with affectionate precision. Their pomposity, loneliness, hopefulness and confusion are all allowed to coexist, frequently within the same sentence. The songs provide another side of her talent. Written with composers including Richard Addinsell, William Blezard and Donald Swann, they range from cheerful comic observation to moments of genuine tenderness and melancholy. A piece can begin with a funny voice and a ridiculous predicament, then quietly reveal disappointment, lost opportunity or the passing of time—before everybody becomes too uncomfortable and the entertainment politely resumes. The title song, Turn Back the Clock, carries the collection’s strain of nostalgia, but this is not merely a museum of vanished accents, gloves and hats. Grenfell’s world may contain village fêtes, respectable drawing rooms and nursery schools apparently untroubled by safeguarding forms, yet her subject is still immediately recognisable: human beings trying to appear composed while privately making an extraordinary mess of everything. Across nearly 240 pages, the book preserves material created for stage, radio and revue, allowing readers to enjoy the pieces as comedy or attempt them aloud. The latter may cause relatives to leave the room, particularly if the reader commits fully to the voices. Aspiring performers should note that Grenfell made these monologues appear effortless only because she possessed timing, control and a gift for characterisation, rather than because talking to an imaginary child is intrinsically hilarious. There is a deceptive gentleness to her comedy. No one is sworn at, publicly destroyed or chased through a wall, yet pretension and foolishness are quietly punctured with surgical accuracy. Grenfell could convey an entire unhappy marriage through a pause, a social hierarchy through one vowel and a nervous breakdown through excessive brightness. Alan Bennett’s later talking heads inhabit related territory, though Grenfell arrived carrying the handbag considerably earlier. Published by Macmillan in 1983, this is an ideal collection for admirers of classic British comedy, theatrical monologues, comic songs and language used with delicacy rather than fired from a cannon. It is also valuable to performers searching for material that requires no props beyond perhaps a chair, a hat and the courage to address several people who are not actually there. This copy is in Good condition and is an Ex-Library Book, so it has already spent part of its life in the one institution where somebody saying “Don’t do that” remains entirely traditional. Expect the usual evidence of former library service, but the book is complete, sound and ready to entertain outside institutional custody. From Crappy Old Books—quiet please, return by the date stamped inside, and George, don’t do that to the stock. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7272/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/turn-back-the-clocks-aug-2026.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333351925 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7271 Four Screenplays of Ingmar Bergman by Ingmar Bergman Four Screenplays of Ingmar Bergman collects four occasions on which the Swedish master peered into the human soul, found it badly lit and decided that Max von Sydow ought to stand somewhere nearby looking concerned. Published in 1960, this first edition brings together Smiles of a Summer Night, The Seventh Seal, Wild Strawberries and The Magician: romance, death, memory and deception, or roughly the normal emotional itinerary of a Scandinavian weekend. These are not novelisations assembled afterwards by someone who saw the films once and remembered most of the important hats. They are Bergman’s own screenplays, translated from the Swedish by Lars Malmstrom and David Kushner, offering the dialogue, action and dramatic architecture from which four of his defining films were constructed. Reading them is rather like being admitted behind the scenery while God, Death and an unusually troubled professor wait for their cues. Smiles of a Summer Night is the apparently cheerful one, although with Bergman this is a comparative term rather than a guarantee. Set among romantically entangled couples during a country-house weekend, it is elegant, witty and surprisingly light on spiritual annihilation. Husbands pursue unsuitable women, wives reconsider unsuitable husbands and desire circulates through the garden with greater efficiency than the servants. It proves Bergman could make a sophisticated romantic comedy, provided nobody expected uncomplicated happiness to last beyond breakfast. The Seventh Seal supplies the image even people who have never knowingly watched a Swedish film recognise: a medieval knight playing chess with Death. Returning from the Crusades to a country ravaged by plague, Antonius Block attempts to postpone the inevitable while asking why God remains silent. Death, who has presumably heard this question before, concentrates on the board. Philosophical despair, religious doubt, flagellants, witch-burning and pestilence follow, making it ideal reading for anyone who finds ordinary historical drama insufficiently cheerful. Wild Strawberries turns inward, following the elderly Professor Isak Borg on a journey to receive an honorary degree. Accompanied by memories, dreams, regrets and relatives with inconvenient powers of observation, he is forced to review the emotional wreckage accumulated during a long and outwardly respectable life. It is a road movie in which the principal hazard is self-knowledge, and no breakdown service is available. The Magician concerns Vogler’s Magnetic Health Theatre, a travelling troupe of performers whose mixture of illusion, medicine and theatrical mystery attracts the attention of smug officials determined to expose them as frauds. The resulting confrontation between rational authority and theatrical deception becomes increasingly strange, particularly when the supposedly gullible begin to look wiser than the sceptics. Bergman naturally makes room for humiliation, resurrection, erotic tension and the possibility that the charlatan may understand reality better than the people investigating him. Together, the four screenplays show Bergman moving effortlessly from comedy to metaphysics, from romantic games to the Black Death, and from childhood memory to the questionable professional standards of nineteenth-century mesmerists. His characters talk about love, mortality, faith, loneliness, identity and whether anyone is actually listening—subjects that would later sustain several decades of European cinema and countless grave discussions in university cafés. The volume also includes an introductory discussion of filmmaking, a preface by Bergman’s producer Carl Anders Dymling, and supporting material placing the works within Bergman’s rapidly distinguished career. It is consequently useful not only to admirers of the films but to students of cinema, screenwriting and directing, particularly those wishing to discover how much existential dread can be conveyed before the camera has even been switched on. The dust jacket is one of the great examples of austere film-book design: acres of grey, uncompromising black lettering and the famous Dance of Death strung along the bottom like an unusually pessimistic conga line. This particular jacket has undergone a drama of its own. It is chipped, rubbed, torn and decidedly tatty around the extremities, but remains substantially present and continues doing its job with the stoicism of a Bergman heroine trapped in a loveless marriage. The book itself is in Good condition, while the dust jacket is Fair to tatty. This is a first edition and therefore retains genuine interest despite the jacket’s long confrontation with shelves, hands, gravity and possibly Death himself. The latter appears to have won several pieces but has not yet taken the book. An excellent acquisition for Bergman devotees, film students, screenwriters, collectors of modern https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7271/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/four-screenplays-of-ingmar-bergman-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Secker and Warburg no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7270 500 Practically Fat-Free One-Pot Recipes by Sarah Schlesinger Here is a cookbook founded upon two noble human ambitions: eating without becoming noticeably wider, and cooking without turning the kitchen into an archaeological site composed entirely of dirty saucepans. Sarah Schlesinger promises 500 meals that are practically fat-free and require only one pot, leaving the reader with very little to blame if dinner still arrives in a cardboard box carried by a man on a moped. The word “practically” is doing some careful legal work in the title. These recipes are not absolutely, metaphysically or spiritually free of fat, but each conforms to the FDA’s low-fat guideline of three grams or less per serving. This is sufficiently close to fat-free for everyone except laboratory technicians, fanatical nutritionists and anyone intending to eat all six servings directly from the pot. Schlesinger applies her low-fat principles to soups, stews, poultry, fish, shellfish, grains, beans, pasta and vegetables. Familiar comforts such as Chicken Cacciatore and Three-Bean Chilli appear beside more adventurous combinations involving ginger, garam masala, yoghurt, pumpkin, okra, seafood and other ingredients that briefly persuaded the late 1990s that healthy eating might not necessarily involve staring resentfully at a rice cake. The central philosophy is gloriously straightforward: put the ingredients into one receptacle and allow heat, seasoning and optimism to negotiate the result. Oil is frequently replaced by stock, richness is supplied by reduced cooking liquids and fat-free dairy products, and herbs and spices are encouraged to perform the work formerly undertaken by butter. Butter, meanwhile, has presumably been escorted from the premises and warned not to return. There are substantial stews, soups and casseroles, along with lighter dishes for people who regard the phrase “substantial stew” as a threat. Lobster, clam and shrimp stew sits alongside curried potatoes with cauliflower and peas; flounder encounters tomato and orange; chicken tenderloins are sent into an extraordinary number of situations. Vegetarians are well provided for, although committed carnivores may occasionally gaze into the pot and wonder whether a sausage could be introduced without the FDA finding out. Five hundred recipes is a serious quantity. Even cooking one every evening, it would take nearly a year and a half to exhaust the possibilities, by which point the pot itself would deserve a pension. There is inevitable variation on the one-pot theme, but that is rather the point: the book provides enough ideas to prevent the conscientious low-fat cook from preparing the same mournful vegetable broth every Tuesday until civilisation ends. The format is practical too, with comb binding that allows the book to lie open on the worktop instead of snapping shut at the crucial moment and concealing how much cumin was required. It is a sensible piece of kitchen engineering, although the cover’s enormous red lettering makes “FAT-FREE” look less like nutritional guidance and more like an emergency announcement from the Department of Cholesterol. Published in 1998, this comes from the heroic age of low-fat cookery, when fat had been identified as the principal villain in the human diet and carbohydrates were still permitted to walk the streets unchallenged. Nutritional fashions may march endlessly backwards and forwards, but easy meals, fewer dirty pans and 500 possible answers to “What are we having?” remain stubbornly useful. This copy is in Very Good condition, with light signs of previous handling but no indication that it has spent twenty-eight years propped beside a violently bubbling tomato stew. The binding remains functional, the pages are ready for service and any particularly successful recipe stains will have to be supplied by the next owner. An excellent book for health-conscious cooks, reluctant washers-up, one-pot devotees, owners of very small kitchens and anyone who has ever used six saucepans to make dinner and then decided never to eat again. From Crappy Old Books—where the book is practically immaculate, the recipes are practically fat-free and the business model is practically under control. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7270/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/500-practically-fat-free-one-pot-recipes-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Random House 9780375501142 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7269 As I Walked Out One Midsummer Morning by Laurie Lee In 1934, at the age of nineteen, Laurie Lee walked out of his Gloucestershire village carrying a violin, a blanket and the magnificent confidence of someone who had not yet discovered package holidays. He had no money, no itinerary and only the sketchiest notion of where he was going, qualifications that would now make him either a travel influencer or the subject of a police appeal. As I Walked Out One Midsummer Morning is Lee’s account of abandoning the familiar lanes of Slad, walking to London and then continuing into Spain, where he travelled largely on foot and supported himself by playing the violin. It was a wonderfully simple financial arrangement: Lee performed until people gave him money, food or sufficient encouragement to move along to the next village. England appears first as a succession of roads, fields, lodging houses and chance encounters, observed by a young man experiencing the world without the protective mediation of TripAdvisor. London provides work on a building site, temporary companionship and an education in the ancient metropolitan tradition of earning just enough money to remain poor. Eventually Lee sails for Spain, despite speaking almost no Spanish and possessing no obvious plan beyond going south because it seemed warmer. Spain in the 1930s is dazzling, impoverished, generous, violent and increasingly unsettled. Lee walks through landscapes of exhausting beauty, sleeps wherever circumstance permits and discovers that a violin is both a musical instrument and an early form of contactless payment. Villagers offer bread, wine and hospitality; policemen offer suspicion; the sun offers heatstroke. It is travel writing from an age when “travelling light” meant owning virtually nothing and hoping strangers were decent. Lee writes with the sensuous precision of a poet and the selective composure of a memoirist who has had several decades to turn hunger, discomfort and danger into beautifully arranged prose. Dust becomes golden, poverty becomes picturesque and sleeping in a ditch acquires a lyrical splendour rarely reported by people currently sleeping in ditches. Nevertheless, beneath the romance is a vivid picture of a country approaching catastrophe. The journey takes place as Spain moves towards civil war. Political tension gathers behind the music, dancing and sunlit streets until Lee’s youthful expedition begins to feel like a walk across a stage while the scenery is quietly being prepared for tragedy. By the end, the carefree wanderer has encountered a Europe in which innocence is rapidly becoming an unaffordable luxury. This is the second volume of Laurie Lee’s autobiographical trilogy, following Cider with Rosie, although it stands perfectly well on its own. It is memoir, travel writing, social history and an extended demonstration of what could once be accomplished with sturdy shoes, a violin and an apparently inexhaustible tolerance for uncertainty. Modern travellers burdened with chargers, confirmation emails, wheeled luggage and fourteen varieties of insurance may find it mildly humiliating. This 1985 André Deutsch edition is in Good condition. It has no dust jacket—obviously, as the scan has made no attempt to conceal. What remains is the austere black cloth binding with red lettering, looking less like a midsummer adventure and more like Laurie Lee’s confidential report to the Ministry of Melancholy. There is some visible wear and marking to the boards, but the book remains sound, presentable and entirely capable of making Spain seem more alluring than your present responsibilities. A lyrical classic for travellers, walkers, Hispanophiles, violinists and anyone who has ever considered leaving home with no plan whatsoever, but sensibly decided to put the kettle on instead. From Crappy Old Books, where the dust jacket may have walked out one midsummer morning, but fortunately the actual book stayed behind. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7269/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/as-i-walked-out-one-midsummer-morning-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Andre Deutsch 9780233978031 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7268 The de Havilland DH-60 Moth by Stuart McKay The de Havilland DH.60 Moth is the story of the little aeroplane that helped persuade interwar Britain that flying need not be reserved exclusively for war heroes, aristocrats and men called Squadron Leader Biffy Fortescue. All one really required was a flying club, a pair of goggles, a tolerant bank manager and a willingness to sit in an open cockpit while the British weather attempted to enter through one’s collar. First flown in 1925, the DH.60 was a light two-seat biplane with folding wings, an admirably uncomplicated manner and the sort of delicate, wire-braced appearance that suggests it might be assembled from matchsticks and optimism. Yet this was no decorative airborne garden chair. Affordable by the standards of aviation—which is rather like saying a tiara is inexpensive by the standards of crown jewels—the Moth became one of the most important British aircraft of its age. Stuart McKay charts the complete development of the type, beginning with the Cirrus-powered original and proceeding through the Gipsy Moth, Metal Moth, Moth Trainer, Moth Major and assorted specialist variants. This was an aeroplane endlessly adapted by people who looked at a perfectly serviceable flying machine and asked whether it might also race, break records, land on snow, take off from water, carry bombs or appear in a film. The answer, with a few alterations and another length of wire, was generally yes. The Moth’s success was helped enormously by Britain’s network of subsidised light aeroplane clubs, which brought flying within reach of people who did not own an ancestral estate, although owning a respectable overcoat remained advisable. Pilots learned their craft in its tandem cockpits, instructors developed nerves of polished steel, and civilians discovered that the countryside looked wonderfully peaceful from above—largely because they could no longer hear anyone complaining about the noise. It also attracted record-breakers, adventurers and the magnificently unreasonable. Amy Johnson flew her Gipsy Moth, Jason, alone from England to Australia in 1930, thereby demonstrating that distance, weather and conventional expectations were merely administrative inconveniences. Other Moths competed in rallies, attempted altitude records and crossed places that sensible people preferred to examine on maps. McKay follows the aircraft into military service too, where its pleasant club-flying character acquired machine guns, wireless equipment and bomb racks. It is one of aviation history’s recurring peculiarities that no machine, however charming, is permitted to remain charming for long before somebody in uniform asks whether explosives can be attached to it. Across 128 generously illustrated pages, including around 100 photographs in colour and black and white, the book examines the Moth’s design, engines, construction, many variants and extensive international career. Floats and skis appear. Wings are folded. Engines become more powerful. Fuselages become metallic. Pilots continue to pose beside their aircraft with the composed expression of people who have absolutely not just survived an alarming landing. The DH.60 would also help establish an entire dynasty of insect-named de Havilland aircraft and contribute directly to the development of the Tiger Moth. This was evidently a period when naming an aeroplane after something that eats one’s clothes was considered both dignified and commercially persuasive. There is plenty here for the serious aviation historian, the vintage-aircraft enthusiast, the modeller seeking visual detail and anyone who believes modern flying has been diminished by enclosed cabins, safety briefings and the regrettable absence of silk scarves. It is a compact but comprehensive tribute to a machine that made private aviation seem almost attainable and adventure seem merely a matter of filling the tank. This copy is in As New condition, looking remarkably fresh for a book about aircraft whose natural habitat included muddy grass fields, draughty hangars and pilots carrying spanners in their pockets. The pages are clean, the binding is sound and the whole thing appears to have remained safely grounded since publication. From Crappy Old Books—bringing you distinguished aviation history without expecting you to start an engine by swinging a propeller and shouting “contact.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7268/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-de-havilland-dh-60-moth-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amberley Publishing 9781445657233 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7267 SIOP - Nuclear War From The Inside by Peter Pringle and William Arkin SIOP: Nuclear War from the Inside examines the secret American plan for fighting a nuclear war, a phrase that already contains rather more optimism than the subject appears able to support. SIOP stood for the Single Integrated Operational Plan, the immense and highly classified system intended to coordinate America’s nuclear bombers, land-based missiles and ballistic-missile submarines. “Integrated” was important because the armed services had previously demonstrated an understandable enthusiasm for assigning several nuclear weapons to the same targets. Even during the destruction of civilisation, duplication of effort remained an administrative concern. Peter Pringle and William Arkin set out to discover how the plan was constructed, who selected its targets, how an attack order would be transmitted and what might happen once the carefully prepared machinery encountered the traditional complications of war: damaged communications, incomplete information, frightened leaders, destroyed headquarters and people making irreversible decisions under impossible pressure. Using declassified documents and interviews with officials, planners and military personnel, the authors reconstruct a world normally concealed behind acronyms and security clearances. Satellites watch for launches, radar stations scan the horizon, computers assess warnings and underground command posts wait for messages nobody wants to receive. The whole system is enormously sophisticated, except for the minor difficulty that its complete operation could only be tested by using it once. The book travels inside missile silos, strategic command centres, early-warning stations, nuclear submarines and airborne command posts. Here, crews endure long stretches of routine while remaining prepared to perform an action that would instantly end routine for almost everyone. Their job requires calm professionalism, exact procedure and the ability to accept that the most important moment of their career would also be an exceptionally poor development for the career market generally. Pringle and Arkin investigate the communications and command network that was supposed to preserve political control during nuclear war. Orders had to reach bombers, submarines and missile crews after cities, telephone exchanges and command centres had begun disappearing. Leaders needed reliable information about enemy attacks while radar and communications systems were under assault. The planners therefore built increasingly elaborate backups, presumably on the principle that if the apocalypse destroys the first three telephones, somebody should still be able to get through on the fourth. The authors also examine war games in which limited crises escalate through successive military responses. Each decision appears rational when considered alone, yet the sequence ends with Washington destroyed, the president dead and surviving officials ordering massive retaliation from an aircraft. It is bureaucracy’s most alarming achievement: constructing the end of the world through a series of individually defensible meetings. Particularly troubling is the gap between political language and operational reality. Presidents spoke of flexible options, controlled escalation and limited nuclear exchanges, while the machinery behind them remained designed to unleash attacks of scarcely comprehensible scale. A “limited option” in nuclear planning might still involve enough explosions to make the adjective feel like a public-relations contribution. Published during the renewed arms race of the Reagan era, the book also considers plans for improved command systems, deeper bunkers and the ability to continue fighting an extended nuclear war. The central assumption was that control could be maintained amid devastation. Pringle and Arkin ask the obvious but institutionally awkward question: maintained by whom, through what equipment and over whatever might remain? This is not speculative fiction and contains no heroic submarine commander preventing Armageddon with seconds to spare. It is a work of investigative non-fiction about real weapons, real procedures and real people employed to make an unthinkable war technically executable. The irony is that decades of planning intended to make nuclear deterrence credible also made the possibility of actually carrying it out disturbingly organised. This 1983 Sphere edition runs to 240 pages and remains a fascinating Cold War document. It will appeal to readers interested in nuclear strategy, military command systems, superpower politics and the remarkable human instinct to prepare a detailed filing system for events after which filing systems may no longer be required. This copy is in Good condition, showing ordinary signs of age and previous reading but remaining structurally sound, complete and considerably more durable than most of the installations discussed https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7267/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/siop-nuclear-war-from-the-inside-aug-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722170281 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7265 Vietnam Riverine Craft 1962-75 by Gordon L Rottman Vietnam Riverine Craft 1962–75 is the story of what happened when the United States looked at the swamps, canals and tangled waterways of Vietnam and decided that the land war would be improved by adding boats with machine guns. The Mekong Delta contained thousands of miles of rivers and man-made canals but relatively few useful roads. For generations, boats had been the practical means of moving people and goods through the region. The Viet Cong understood this perfectly, using the waterways and surrounding terrain to move fighters, weapons and supplies. The American response was the “brown-water navy,” a river force designed to patrol, transport troops and deliver substantial quantities of firepower into places where ordinary warships would have become expensive pieces of stationary scenery. In 1965, worsening conditions in the Delta led to the creation of the joint Army–Navy Mobile Riverine Force. Its land component came from the US Army’s 2nd Brigade, 9th Infantry Division, while River Assault Flotilla One supplied the boats and sailors. It was an unusual partnership in which soldiers went to war aboard naval craft and sailors found themselves fighting at ranges where the opposite bank was uncomfortably close. Gordon L. Rottman examines the remarkable collection of vessels developed for this purpose. Some were purpose-built patrol boats; others began life as landing craft before being enclosed in armour, fitted with turrets and burdened with enough weapons to suggest that subtlety had been considered and rejected. The resulting machines included armoured troop carriers, assault support patrol boats, command boats, refuelling craft and monitors—the last named after the famous Civil War ironclad and resembling a floating bunker assembled by somebody with access to a naval scrapyard and no fear of excess. The armoured troop carriers delivered infantry directly to hostile riverbanks, combining the functions of transport, landing craft and conspicuous target. Monitors carried heavy guns, grenade launchers and machine guns to provide close support. Assault support patrol boats guarded formations and searched for mines, while command and communications craft attempted to impose order upon a situation involving narrow waterways, dense vegetation, hidden enemies and numerous heavily armed boats manoeuvring in close proximity. Patrol Boat, River craft and Swift Boats conducted patrols, inspections and interdiction missions, seeking vessels carrying arms and supplies. Every innocent-looking sampan required investigation, every river bend might conceal an ambush, and every stretch of bank offered excellent cover to anyone with a rifle or rocket-propelled grenade. Unlike service on an ocean-going vessel, riverine warfare rarely allowed the crew the comfort of believing the enemy was several miles away. Rottman describes not only the craft and their variants but also how they were employed in combat. The Mobile Riverine Force used the waterways as moving highways, bringing infantry and fire support rapidly into contested areas. The book also covers Task Force Clearwater, the smaller river operation protecting vital waterways in the northern part of South Vietnam, because apparently the southern rivers had not provided enough administrative complexity. The designs are fascinating examples of wartime improvisation. Armour had to protect crews without making vessels too heavy for shallow water; weapons needed wide fields of fire without shooting neighbouring boats; engines had to survive mud, weeds and damage; and every modification produced additional weight demanding another modification. The finished craft were rarely beautiful, but beauty was not included in the operational requirement. This is number 128 in Osprey’s New Vanguard series, presented in the familiar concise and heavily illustrated format. Across 48 pages, Rottman supplies technical descriptions, operational history, surviving examples and variant details, accompanied by photographs and seven colour illustrations by Hugh Johnson. It is ideal for naval historians, Vietnam specialists, military modellers and readers who believe an ordinary landing craft can always be improved by welding a small fortress onto it. This copy is in As New condition, appearing unread and showing no evidence of having navigated a canal, struck a submerged obstacle or attracted hostile fire from either bank. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose own brown-water capability is limited to carrying parcels through the rain without allowing the cardboard to dissolve. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7265/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vietnam-riverine-craft-1962-75-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Osprey Publishing 9781841769318 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7264 Earharts Flight Into Yesterday - The Facts Without the Fiction by Laurance Safford Earhart’s Flight into Yesterday approaches the disappearance of Amelia Earhart with the radical proposal that the evidence should be examined before everybody invents another secret island, Japanese prison cell or international espionage operation. On 2 July 1937, Earhart and her navigator Fred Noonan departed Lae, New Guinea, in their Lockheed Electra on the most difficult stage of their attempted flight around the world. Their destination was Howland Island, a tiny speck in the central Pacific that could easily be misplaced beneath a coffee stain on an ordinary map. The plan required them to cross roughly 2,500 miles of ocean and locate this extremely small target using celestial navigation, radio direction finding and the optimistic assumption that every piece of equipment would cooperate. Waiting near Howland was the US Coast Guard cutter Itasca, transmitting signals, generating smoke and attempting to establish radio contact. Earhart’s voice was received with increasing strength, suggesting that the Electra was nearby, but communication remained largely one-way. Earhart could apparently hear little or nothing from the ship, the ship could not obtain a reliable bearing on her, and two groups of intelligent people equipped with radios spent the final hours talking past one another across a very large ocean. Captain Laurance F. Safford reconstructs the flight through radio logs, navigation calculations, messages, charts and search records. One of the pioneers of American naval cryptology, Safford brought to the mystery a professional suspicion of vague recollection and a fondness for evidence that could be timed, plotted and checked. His conclusion was brutally concise: poor planning followed by worse execution. Rather than proposing that Earhart was captured by the Japanese, employed as a secret agent or quietly returned to America under another identity, the book argues that she and Noonan failed to locate Howland, exhausted their fuel and went down at sea. It is a distressingly ordinary ending to an extraordinary adventure, which may explain why generations of enthusiasts have preferred theories involving spies, coded messages and suspicious photographs of people who look slightly like somebody else from a considerable distance. The title’s promise of “the facts without the fiction” is supported by a formidable collection of technical material. The book examines the Electra’s radio equipment, frequencies, antennas, direction-finding arrangements, fuel, weather, navigation and the subsequent search. Tables, maps, photographs and reconstructed communications allow the reader to follow the final flight almost minute by minute, although possessing this information in advance would undoubtedly have been more useful to the people aboard the aircraft. Safford began his investigation around 1970 but died in 1973 before his manuscript could be published. Cameron A. Warren and Robert R. Payne later recovered, completed and updated the work, bringing together decades of research in this 2003 Paladwr Press edition. Their contribution preserves Safford’s analysis while adding further material to a case that has continued to attract new evidence, old rumours and occasional pieces of coral confidently identified as aircraft. This is not a conventional biography of Earhart and does not spend hundreds of pages tracing her childhood, celebrity or marriage. It is a concentrated investigation of the last flight: what was planned, what was transmitted, what went wrong and what can reasonably be concluded. Readers seeking romance will still find courage and tragedy, but the romance is accompanied by frequency tables and an increasingly ominous fuel calculation. A fascinating book for readers interested in Amelia Earhart, aviation history, navigation, radio communications and famous mysteries examined without first inviting the conspiracy theories to dinner. It may not end the argument—nothing has yet achieved that—but it provides enough documented fact to make future speculation work considerably harder. This copy is in Good condition, showing ordinary signs of previous ownership but remaining sound, complete and safely accounted for. Unlike the Electra, its present position is known and its route to the buyer will include tracking wherever available. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where facts are preferred to fiction except, naturally, in the fiction department. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7264/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/earharts-flight-into-yesterday-aug-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paladwr Press 9781888962208 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7263 Sick Heart River by John Buchan Sick Heart River is John Buchan’s final novel, written after he had largely finished sending athletic Scotsmen across Europe to foil international conspiracies and had turned to the more difficult question of what a man should do when the enemy is death and there is no secret document available to recover. Sir Edward Leithen—lawyer, politician, veteran and recurring Buchan hero—receives the unwelcome medical opinion that he has advanced tuberculosis and perhaps a year left to live. He has spent his life being useful, successful and impeccably responsible, only to discover that death is unimpressed by professional achievement and cannot be delayed by a well-argued speech in the House of Commons. Rather than submit gracefully to invalidism, Leithen accepts one final task from his old American friend John Blenkiron. Francis Galliard, a wealthy financier and the husband of Blenkiron’s niece, has abandoned New York and disappeared into northern Canada. He appears to be suffering from a spiritual exhaustion no specialist has successfully diagnosed, perhaps because “profound disgust with one’s entire existence” did not fit conveniently onto the insurance forms. Leithen follows him through Quebec and into the Canadian wilderness, where distances grow enormous, temperatures become unreasonable and civilisation gradually ceases issuing receipts. He finds Galliard physically and mentally broken, and sets about restoring him despite being the man with considerably less life remaining. It is an admirably Buchan arrangement: the dying hero must save the apparently healthy man, because sitting quietly at home would make for a shorter and substantially less improving novel. The search leads beyond Galliard towards the remote Sick Heart River, a half-real, half-mythical place somewhere in the great northern landscape. The journey becomes less a conventional pursuit than a pilgrimage through snow, forest, mountain and silence. Buchan’s Canada is beautiful but indifferent; it offers no applause, recognises no social rank and is perfectly willing to kill everyone involved without first enquiring which of them attended Oxford. Leithen encounters an Indigenous community facing hunger, illness and despair and discovers a purpose larger than his own approaching death. In helping others endure, he finds the peace that private reflection had failed to provide. Buchan’s treatment inevitably reflects the language and assumptions of its period, but the novel’s moral movement is clear: fulfilment comes not from escaping mortality, but from spending what remains of life in service to people who need it. This is adventure fiction stripped of its usual rewards. There is courage, hardship and a dangerous landscape, but no villain waiting in a mountain fortress and no triumphant return to London. The contest is against fear, selfishness and spiritual emptiness. Leithen cannot defeat death, so he does something more modest and perhaps more heroic: he refuses to let death make his remaining time meaningless. Buchan wrote the novel while serving as Governor General of Canada under the title Lord Tweedsmuir. Published posthumously in 1941, it is one of his most personal and spiritual works, shaped by his love of the Canadian landscape and his own awareness of mortality. It was his final completed novel and reads like a farewell—not sentimental, exactly, because Buchan’s heroes would regard excessive sentiment as something best endured outdoors and in private. This 1981 Macdonald edition offers a very different Buchan from The Thirty-Nine Steps. Readers expecting spies, disguises and German agents may initially wonder when the chase begins. Readers willing to follow Leithen north will find a moving literary adventure about illness, redemption, duty and the strange liberation of having nothing left to preserve. This copy is in Very Good condition, showing only light signs of previous ownership and remaining sound, clean and entirely capable of surviving the Canadian wilderness, provided it is kept indoors. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where every volume is granted another journey and none is expected to cross a frozen river unaided. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7263/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sick-heart-river-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald 9780904265439 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7262 Setup - What the Air Force Did in Vietnam and Why by Earl H Tilford Setup asks an unusually direct question about the Vietnam War: what did the United States Air Force actually do, why did it do it, and how did an organisation possessing extraordinary aircraft, weapons and technical expertise manage to apply them so persistently to the wrong kind of war? Earl H. Tilford Jr. does not offer the comforting explanation that American air power was on the verge of victory until politicians interfered, the weather deteriorated or somebody neglected to bomb one final railway bridge. His argument is considerably less reassuring. The Air Force entered Vietnam shaped by its experience of the Second World War and its Cold War preparation for nuclear conflict, then attempted to understand a revolutionary war through doctrines designed for destroying the industrial heart of a conventional enemy. North Vietnam was treated as though it were a smaller and less conveniently organised version of Nazi Germany: identify the important targets, bomb them, increase the pressure and wait for the enemy’s capacity or willingness to fight to collapse. Unfortunately, North Vietnam lacked the sort of vast industrial system that strategic bombing doctrine expected to dismantle. It also possessed political endurance in quantities that did not appear on target folders. The resulting campaigns consumed enormous resources. Tactical aircraft attacked strategic targets, B-52 bombers designed to devastate Soviet industry flew missions in support of troops on the ground, and commanders counted sorties, tonnage and damaged structures with tremendous precision. Numbers rose, graphs improved and the war remained stubbornly unwon. It was possible to demonstrate that more bombs had been dropped while remaining less certain what relationship this bore to the desired political result. Tilford examines Rolling Thunder, interdiction over Laos, close air support in South Vietnam, reconnaissance, gunships, airlift and the later Linebacker campaigns. He shows an Air Force capable of remarkable tactical adaptation: crews developed new weapons, new aircraft roles and increasingly sophisticated methods for locating and attacking difficult targets. At the operational level, American air power could be ingenious and devastating. At the strategic level, it was sometimes the world’s most advanced answer to a question nobody had asked. The title carries two meanings. It describes the institutional and doctrinal arrangement with which the Air Force entered Vietnam, but also suggests that the service had set itself up for disappointment. Air leaders believed deeply in strategic bombing and in the independent power of air forces to produce decisive results. When Vietnam refused to validate those beliefs, the natural response was often to request fewer restrictions and a larger bombing campaign—rather as one might respond to an unsuccessful recipe by adding another three tons of flour. Political direction from Washington certainly imposed changing targets, pauses and restrictions, but Tilford refuses to let military leadership assign the entire failure to civilian interference. Strategy requires more than permission to destroy things. It requires a clear connection between military action and political purpose, a connection that became increasingly difficult to find beneath the smoke, statistics and inter-service arguments. Particularly striking is that this criticism was published by Air University Press, the intellectual arm of the institution being criticised. It is not an anti-military polemic written from a comfortable distance, but a work of professional self-examination arguing that the Air Force must understand its own failure rather than renovate the historical record until Vietnam resembles an air-power success regrettably interrupted by evacuation. Published in 1991, Setup runs to more than 300 pages and offers a serious, detailed analysis of doctrine, organisation and operations. It is ideal for readers interested in the Vietnam air war, strategic bombing, military institutions and the fascinating human ability to interpret disappointing results as evidence that one should repeat the same policy more vigorously. This copy is in As New condition, appearing unread and untouched, perhaps because its criticism has so far failed to attract defensive fire. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where institutional doctrine remains simple: identify the book, describe it accurately and deploy it through the postal system with a reasonably clear objective. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7262/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/setup-aug-2026.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Air University Press 9781585660384 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7261 The US Army in Vietnam by Leroy Thompson The US Army in Vietnam is an illustrated history of an enormous military organisation taking its helicopters, tanks, artillery, computers, field kitchens, paperwork and confident strategic assumptions into a country that declined to behave as predicted. Leroy Thompson traces the American Army’s involvement from the early advisory missions and Special Forces operations through the great expansion of the 1960s, when “a limited commitment” developed the unfortunate habit of requiring another division, another airfield and several hundred thousand additional men. What began as assistance to South Vietnam became a vast war involving conventional battles, guerrilla operations, pacification programmes and an increasingly urgent search for a measurement capable of looking like progress. The Army arrived with extraordinary resources. Helicopters made troops mobile across mountains, jungle and rice paddies; artillery bases could deliver devastating fire support; engineers constructed roads, bridges, camps and airstrips; and an immense logistical system supplied American forces with almost everything except a convincing route to victory. No previous army had moved so much material so quickly into such difficult terrain, though moving it all home again would eventually prove rather easier than explaining what it had achieved. Central to the story is the helicopter, particularly the ubiquitous UH-1 Huey, which carried soldiers into battle, evacuated casualties and supplied isolated positions while providing the Vietnam War with its permanent soundtrack. Airmobility promised commanders the ability to strike anywhere, although “anywhere” had a distressing tendency to contain an enemy who had also read the map. Thompson examines how American units adapted their organisation and tactics to a battlefield where front lines were often theoretical and the enemy could disappear into jungle, villages or tunnels. The book covers infantry operations alongside artillery, armour, aviation, engineers, medical services and the Green Berets. Special Forces worked with indigenous troops in remote areas, conventional formations undertook search-and-destroy missions, and armoured vehicles discovered that Vietnam contained more terrain suitable for tracks than early planners had confidently assumed. Whenever one branch developed a solution, the war thoughtfully produced a different problem. Major campaigns and battles are placed within the larger development of the conflict, including the arrival of American combat units, the fighting around the Central Highlands, the Tet Offensive and the gradual transfer of responsibility under Vietnamisation. Tet was presented as a military defeat for the communist forces and nevertheless transformed American public opinion, demonstrating the awkward distinction between winning numerous engagements and winning the war in which they occur. Thompson also considers the experience of the ordinary soldier serving a one-year tour in a conflict whose political purposes grew increasingly obscure. Units continually lost experienced men and absorbed replacements, while commanders rotated through assignments quickly enough to gain experience shortly before leaving. The institutional calendar advanced with admirable precision even when the strategic calendar appeared to be going backwards. This is not merely a sequence of famous battles. It is a study of how the US Army organised, equipped and employed its forces, from the individual infantryman to the sprawling command structure above him. Photographs and detailed text show uniforms, weapons, vehicles, helicopters, field positions and the machinery of a war that was simultaneously primitive at ground level and technologically extravagant overhead. Published by David & Charles in 1990, The US Army in Vietnam provides a broad, accessible account for readers interested in the Vietnam War, American military history, tactics, equipment and the complicated relationship between overwhelming firepower and elusive political objectives. It is particularly suitable for anyone who has wondered how an army could win most of its battles yet leave the war to historians, politicians and veterans to argue over indefinitely. This copy is in Very Good condition, showing only light evidence of previous ownership and remaining clean, sound and ready for another tour of duty. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose logistics remain less impressive than those of the US Army, but whose strategic objective—getting the correct book into a padded envelope—is at least reasonably clear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7261/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-us-army-in-vietnam-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9780715392195 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7260 Beam Benders - No 90 Signals Wing 1940-1945 by Laurie Brettingham Beam Benders is the history of No. 80 (Signals) Wing, the RAF organisation devoted to the noble wartime art of hearing what the enemy was transmitting and then making it considerably less useful. During the early years of the Second World War, Luftwaffe bombers attacking Britain at night faced the irritating problem that cities become difficult to identify when lights are extinguished and somebody is firing anti-aircraft shells at you. German engineers supplied an elegant solution: radio-navigation beams that could guide aircraft towards their targets with alarming accuracy. British scientists and signals specialists responded with an equally elegant solution: lie to them electronically. The resulting “Battle of the Beams” was fought invisibly across the night sky. German systems such as Knickebein, X-Gerät and Y-Gerät transmitted signals intended to lead bombers to British cities, factories and ports. No. 80 Wing detected, analysed, jammed and distorted those signals, creating false guidance that might persuade enemy crews to release their bombs harmlessly—or at least somewhere other than the place they had crossed the North Sea to destroy. This was electronic warfare before anybody could purchase a convenient black box labelled Electronic Warfare. Equipment had to be developed hurriedly, stations established, transmitters adapted and mysterious German signals interpreted while raids were already taking place. The work combined physics, engineering, intelligence and improvisation, all conducted beneath the reassuring administrative umbrella of the Royal Air Force, where even bending an enemy radio beam presumably required the correct form in triplicate. “Bending” could mean jamming a signal, masking it or retransmitting misleading information so that German navigational equipment confidently indicated the wrong course. It was an unusually cerebral form of combat in which success might consist of an enemy aircrew following its instruments perfectly and thereby missing Birmingham. The better the German navigation system worked, the more convincing the British deception needed to be. The Beam Benders operated from an expanding network of stations filled with receivers, oscilloscopes, transmitters, cables and personnel listening intently to things most people could neither hear nor understand. Their battles produced no spectacular dogfights and very little heroic newsreel footage. A successful night might simply result in bombs falling onto empty fields, followed by technicians quietly adjusting a dial and making tea. Laurie Brettingham follows the Wing from its formation in 1940 through five years of rapidly changing electronic warfare. As German navigation and radar systems developed, British countermeasures had to evolve with them. Each technical advance invited a countermeasure, which invited a counter-countermeasure, until the air war began to resemble an extremely hostile exchange between two engineering departments. Illustrated with photographs, diagrams and operational material, the book explains both the equipment and the people who made it work. It reveals the ingenuity behind operations that remained secret long after the war and restores attention to specialists whose contribution was measured not in enemy aircraft shot down, but in attacks disrupted, targets missed and lives quietly saved. Published by Midland Publishing in 1997, this is a fascinating account of one of the RAF’s less celebrated wartime formations. It will appeal to readers interested in electronic warfare, radio navigation, signals intelligence, the Blitz, RAF history and complicated machinery bearing names that sound like rejected characters from The Goon Show. This copy is in As New condition, appearing unread and showing none of the interference, distortion or navigational uncertainty discussed inside. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where every signal is carefully monitored and books are occasionally diverted towards entirely unintended shelves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7260/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beam-benders-80-wing-raf-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Midland Publishing 9781857800401 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7258 The Worst It Can Be Is a Disaster - The Life Story of Braham Murray and the Royal Exchange Theatre by Braham Murray The Worst It Can Be Is a Disaster is the autobiography of Braham Murray, founding artistic director of Manchester’s Royal Exchange Theatre and a man who spent his working life persuading actors, designers, administrators, audiences and funding bodies that the show must go on, even when several of them would plainly have preferred it not to. Born into a Jewish family that expected him to enter the reassuring world of commerce, Murray instead chose the theatre, where the hours are worse, the finances are imaginary and success depends upon persuading emotionally volatile people to stand in exactly the right place while pretending to be somebody else. By the age of twenty-two he had become the country’s youngest artistic director, thereby achieving responsibility long before acquiring the good sense to avoid it. His story passes through student theatre, the Century Theatre and the 69 Theatre Company before arriving at the wonderfully improbable creation of the Royal Exchange. Murray and his collaborators—including Michael Elliott, Caspar Wrede, Richard Negri and James Maxwell—placed a futuristic seven-sided theatre module inside Manchester’s vast former cotton exchange. The result looked rather like a spacecraft that had landed among the columns and balconies of Victorian capitalism and decided to put on Chekhov. Opened in 1976, the Royal Exchange became one of Britain’s most distinctive and important theatres. Its in-the-round design placed actors within alarming proximity of the audience, removing both the comforting picture frame of the conventional stage and much of the opportunity to conceal a weak performance behind the furniture. Shakespeare, new writing, comedy, tragedy and musicals all followed, together with the usual theatrical assortment of triumphs, disasters and productions whose true artistic value became clearer only after the reviews had been safely forgotten. Murray writes candidly about the celebrated actors, directors and writers who crossed his path, including Tom Courtenay, Mia Farrow and Robert Lindsay. He recalls successes and failures with the detailed memory of a director who has spent decades remembering precisely who missed which entrance and why. Backstage alliances, artistic disagreements, opening-night nerves and personal relationships receive the same frank treatment as the productions themselves. This is not an autobiography in which the author emerges faultless while everybody else behaves mysteriously badly. The title expresses the useful theatrical philosophy that the worst possible outcome is merely disaster. Once this has been accepted, there is no reason not to proceed with the impossible production, inadequate budget or potentially ruinous new theatre. Sometimes the disaster is metaphorical—a critical mauling, a failed show or an actor discovering a profound new interpretation during the interval. At other times it is distressingly literal. In 1996, an IRA bomb devastated Manchester city centre and seriously damaged the Royal Exchange building. The theatre company continued working while its home underwent an enormous reconstruction, returning to a restored venue in 1998. Most organisations regard being bombed as a reasonable excuse for delay; the Royal Exchange treated it as a particularly severe technical rehearsal. Murray also explores the influence of his Jewish upbringing, his private life and the fierce personal loyalties that sustained his career. His account is passionate, indiscreet and sometimes painfully honest, full of amorous complications as well as theatrical ones. The dividing line between life and theatre becomes understandably blurred when one has spent decades surrounded by people professionally trained to make every emotion audible at the back of the balcony. With a foreword by Sir Tom Courtenay, this is both a personal memoir and a lively history of the Royal Exchange Theatre. It offers an insider’s account of how a major regional theatre is created and kept alive—not by serene cultural vision alone, but through obsession, argument, improvisation, friendship, fundraising and the repeated discovery that the scenery will not fit through the door. An excellent book for readers interested in theatre, Manchester, directing, cultural history and lives lived at unnecessary levels of intensity. It may also reassure anyone facing a difficult day at work: unless the building has exploded, the leading actor has vanished and the Arts Council has telephoned, matters may still be considered broadly manageable. This copy is in As New condition, appearing remarkably untouched for a book devoted to theatrical chaos. The binding is firm, the pages are clean and no one has written hostile reviews in the margins. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the curtain rises eventually, the audience is asked to overlook the storage boxes and the worst it can be is another sale. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7258/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-worst-it-can-be-is-a-disaster-aug-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780713684902 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7257 Midnight in Sicily by Peter Robb Midnight in Sicily is what happens when a travel writer arrives on a beautiful Mediterranean island, admires the churches, tastes the pasta, studies the paintings and gradually notices that half the people under discussion have been murdered. Peter Robb lived in southern Italy for fourteen years and came away with something far richer and considerably more alarming than the usual collection of sunlit recollections. Sicily certainly supplies the expected pleasures—food, wine, art, landscape and ancient streets glowing magnificently in the evening—but behind the scenery lies a society shaped by poverty, political corruption, organised crime and the traditional Sicilian understanding that certain questions are healthiest when left unasked. At the centre of the book is Giulio Andreotti, seven-time Italian prime minister, veteran political survivor and a man whose appearance suggested that even his shadow had signed a confidentiality agreement. His trial for alleged Mafia associations opens the door onto a murky world where ministers, businessmen, judges, policemen, priests and criminals appear in constantly changing combinations. Everyone knows everybody, nobody remembers anything and the most important meetings have somehow never taken place. Robb examines the Mafia not as a picturesque collection of men in dark suits making dramatic offers, but as a system entwined with land, money, elections and government. Violence is rarely theatrical. It is practical, targeted and followed by official expressions of astonishment from people who had apparently failed to notice decades of corpses accumulating around them. In this Sicily, power does not need to announce itself; it merely waits for inconvenient witnesses to reconsider their evidence. Yet this is not simply a book about organised crime. Robb moves through Sicilian history, literature, painting and food, showing how each illuminates the others. Writers such as Leonardo Sciascia understood that detective fiction in Sicily has a structural problem: the detective may uncover the truth, but truth has little authority when everybody responsible for enforcing it has gone to lunch with the suspects. Art and literature therefore become alternative evidence, recording what official history prefers to mislay. Food receives equally serious attention, as it should in a place where lunch may communicate family, class, memory, geography and several centuries of foreign occupation before the pudding arrives. Robb writes sensuously about southern Italian cooking without turning it into the usual tourist fantasy of eternally cheerful peasants presenting aubergines to passing foreigners. The food is glorious, but the people eating it remain entangled in history, politics and the occasional conspiracy. The result is part travel book, part political investigation, part cultural history and part prolonged attempt to explain an island that has spent centuries resisting explanation. Sicily emerges as dazzling and damaged, hospitable and secretive, intensely local yet connected to the highest levels of Italian power. Robb is fascinated by it without becoming sentimental, which is difficult when the landscape is beautiful enough to make corruption look temporarily picturesque. First published in 1996, Midnight in Sicily covers the turbulent decades leading to the great Mafia trials and political scandals of the 1990s. This 2015 Vintage edition brings together 352 pages of beauty, brutality, paintings, politicians, writers, prosecutors, meals and men who insist they have never met one another despite appearing together in several photographs. An absorbing choice for readers of Italian history, true crime, politics, travel writing and books in which dinner may be followed by either an art discussion or an assassination. It is probably best read with a glass of red wine, a plate of pasta and no immediate ambitions to enter Sicilian local government. This copy is in Good condition, showing ordinary signs of previous ownership but remaining entirely readable and, so far as Crappy Old Books can establish, uninvolved with any criminal organisation. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where every transaction is transparent, every book is accounted for and nobody has yet required us to make an offer that cannot be refused. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7257/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/midnight-in-sicily-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099595809 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7256 The Patchwork Girl by Larry Niven The Patchwork Girl is a murder mystery set on the Moon, where the views are magnificent, the atmosphere is nonexistent and the justice system has discovered an admirably efficient way of combining capital punishment with the spare-parts industry. Gil Hamilton is an agent of the ARM—the United Nations police force charged with controlling dangerous technology and various other things humanity was clever enough to invent but not sensible enough to manage. He is also known as “Gil the Arm,” partly because this is an occupational abbreviation and partly because, despite having lost an arm in a mining accident, he can still reach out with an invisible psychic version of it. This is extremely useful for a detective, although presumably rather awkward when filling in official descriptions of distinguishing features. Gil is on the Moon attending a conference on lunar law when Chris Penzler, the Fourth Speaker for the Asteroids, receives a near-fatal blast from a laser. The shot came through the window of his quarters from the lunar surface, where only one person is known to have been at the relevant time: Naomi Mitchison, a beautiful tourist, an old flame of Gil’s and therefore exactly the sort of suspect capable of turning a straightforward investigation into several chapters of professional difficulty. The evidence points neatly towards Naomi, which naturally convinces Gil that something is wrong. Unfortunately, lunar justice is not designed for leisurely reflection. Criminals can be sentenced to the organ banks, where they repay society by being dismantled into medically useful components. It is a stern but economical system in which rehabilitation has been replaced by recycling and even the most hardened offender may eventually become a respectable citizen’s kidney. Gil must therefore determine what actually happened before Naomi becomes the “patchwork girl” of the title. His investigation takes him through lunar politics, conflicting legal systems and the peculiar physics of committing a crime in low gravity. On Earth, a detective follows footprints; on the Moon, he must account for pressure suits, airlocks, vacuum, trajectories and the inconvenient fact that footprints can remain available for a very long time. Littering is discouraged, but evidence preservation is excellent. Larry Niven combines a traditional puzzle mystery with the carefully constructed science fiction of his Known Space universe. The technology does not merely decorate the scenery with flashing lights—it creates the crime, shapes the evidence and supplies several entirely new ways for human beings to behave badly. Beneath the detective story lies an unsettling argument about punishment, population control, personal freedom and what happens when a society becomes so practical that morality begins to resemble stock management. This is one of Niven’s Gil Hamilton stories and can be read independently, although readers familiar with Known Space will recognise its institutions and obsessions. It is compact, clever and pleasingly hard-edged: Raymond Chandler relocated to the Moon, given a phantom arm and instructed to finish the case before the suspect is separated into labelled containers. Published in 1980, The Patchwork Girl is an entertaining mixture of science fiction, crime and speculative social satire. It is ideal for readers who like locked-room mysteries but feel the room would benefit from being surrounded by vacuum, or who have always suspected that organ-donor policy could be made considerably more sinister with only a few administrative adjustments. This copy is in Good condition, showing the normal signs of having passed through human hands while remaining reassuringly complete. No organs, limbs or pages are known to have been removed for reuse elsewhere. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where imperfect books are kept intact and nobody is broken up for spare parts, however overdue the payment may be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7256/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-patchwork-girl-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708880944 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7255 Selected Short Stories by HG Wells Selected Short Stories gathers twenty-one examples of H. G. Wells looking at the modern world, raising one scientific eyebrow and asking what would happen if everything went horribly wrong by Thursday. Wells is remembered chiefly for Martians, time machines and invisible men, but his shorter fiction reveals just how many other ways he found to disturb the respectable Victorian household. Strange organisms bloom, scientific experiments develop unforeseen administrative difficulties, ordinary men stumble into impossible worlds and humanity repeatedly discovers that it may not be the cleverest species in the room. Wells had enormous faith in scientific enquiry, provided nobody confused this with faith in the scientists conducting it. These stories range across science fiction, fantasy, horror, comedy and social satire. Some open quietly in laboratories, drawing rooms or suburban streets before reality begins loosening around the edges. Others launch directly into visions of strange futures, altered bodies, cosmic catastrophes and inventions whose creators have neglected the traditional final stage of research: wondering whether the thing ought to exist at all. Wells possessed the unsettling ability to make the impossible sound like a report from a particularly observant local newspaper. His monsters and marvels arrive not in vague enchanted kingdoms but amid railway timetables, scientific societies, rented rooms and middle-class conversations. A man may be transported into another dimension, glimpse an alien world or acquire miraculous powers, but somebody will still ask whether he has a respectable occupation. Beneath the ingenious plots is Wells’s persistent suspicion that civilisation is rather less secure than it looks. Humanity considers itself rational, progressive and firmly in charge, yet is generally one unusual orchid, astronomical event or improperly supervised experiment away from complete panic. His characters represent the confident modern age at its best: clever enough to open the forbidden door and surprised when something comes through it. There is wit as well as unease. Wells delights in pompous experts, complacent gentlemen, ambitious inventors and the wonderfully British instinct to react to supernatural catastrophe with mild embarrassment. The stories can be eerie, savage, melancholy or absurd, sometimes within the same few pages. They also demonstrate how much later science fiction owes him; countless subsequent writers have spent their careers exploring conceptual furniture that Wells had already assembled, tested and occasionally set on fire. This substantial Penguin collection offers an excellent route beyond the famous novels and into Wells’s laboratory of smaller inventions. Each story is compact enough to be read in one sitting, although readers should remember that “one sitting” in Wells may involve evolutionary nightmares, temporal abnormalities and the sudden extinction of mankind before bedtime. This copy is in Good condition and is an ex-library book, having survived years of institutional service, official markings and readers returning it three weeks late because they had apparently been trapped in the fourth dimension. The cover hinges have been repaired by Crappy Old Books, restoring structural stability through methods rather less experimental than those employed by Wells’s scientists. The repair is visible evidence of its continued adventures rather than an attempt to pass it off as untouched. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where damaged hinges are repaired, former library books are granted parole and dangerous scientific experiments are discouraged anywhere near the stock. A characterful reading copy containing twenty-one reminders that progress is marvellous right up until it begins eating the researchers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7255/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-short-stories-aug-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140013108 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7254 England - Their England by AG MacDonell England, Their England is A. G. MacDonell’s affectionate investigation into the English character, conducted on the sensible assumption that the English are far too close to the subject to be trusted with it themselves. I have made repairs to the spine which should mean it will hold its own. Donald Cameron is a young Scotsman who, having survived the First World War, is banished south by an inconvenient provision in his father’s will. In England he encounters a mysterious population devoted to newspapers, committees, country houses, political speeches, minor poets, warm beer and games of cricket whose rules appear to have been devised principally to prevent anything decisive from happening before tea. Commissioned by his Welsh friend Evan Davies to write a book explaining the English, Donald begins observing them in their natural habitats. He ventures into Fleet Street, where journalists produce certainty by the column inch; Westminster, where politicians produce speeches instead; and the countryside, where everybody knows his proper place and is prepared to spend an entire weekend ensuring nobody forgets it. England emerges as a nation held together by class distinctions, good manners, bad organisation and an unshakeable belief that muddling through is morally superior to planning ahead. The novel’s most celebrated episode is its village cricket match, a sporting contest in which athletic ability is treated with suspicion and the chief qualifications are eccentricity, social obligation and possession of the correct trousers. Players wander on and off, private feuds flourish, the scoreboard becomes speculative and victory remains considerably less important than ensuring lunch takes place. Anyone who understands cricket will recognise it immediately; anyone who does not may finally understand why understanding it was never the point. MacDonell’s satire is sharp but genial. He skewers pompous editors, ambitious authors, country-house bores and politicians without suggesting that the alternative would necessarily be any improvement. His England is ridiculous, infuriating and oddly lovable: a place capable of turning inefficiency into tradition and tradition into a reason why nothing should ever be altered before the next committee meeting. First published in 1933 and awarded the James Tait Black Memorial Prize, England, Their England became a much-loved comic portrait of interwar society. Its humour sits comfortably beside P. G. Wodehouse, Evelyn Waugh and Jerome K. Jerome, though MacDonell’s particular speciality is making the national character look absurd without quite allowing anyone else permission to criticise it. This 1934 Albatross edition is number 95 in the celebrated Continental Library series, published in English for readers abroad who presumably wished to study the English from a safe distance. Nearly a century later, much of it remains suspiciously recognisable. Newspapers are still excitable, politicians still speak at length, village organisations still contain ancient rivalries, and cricket continues to offer several days of activity that may conclude without a winner. The costumes have changed, but the committee minutes are probably still awaiting approval. This copy is in Good condition, bearing the ordinary signs of age and previous reading expected from a book that has been observing the English since 1934. It has no ISBN because it comes from an age when books were permitted to exist without submitting a thirteen-digit application. Sold by Crappy Old Books, an English institution founded on thrift, clutter and the firm conviction that everything will be properly sorted out after tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7254/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/england-their-england-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Albatross no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7253 The Artist By Himself - Self-Portraits from Youth to Old Age by Joan Kinneir No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7253/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-artist-by-himself-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grenada Publishing 9780236401604 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7252 Eileen Gray by Caroline Constant Eileen Gray is a substantial, beautifully illustrated study of the Irish designer and architect who helped invent modernism, produced some of its most elegant furniture, designed one of its most celebrated houses—and was then conveniently misplaced by architectural history while various men stood in front of her work looking important. Caroline Constant follows Gray’s career from her early experiments with lacquer and luxurious interiors to the tubular steel furniture and rigorously considered buildings for which she is now famous. This was not simply a matter of removing all decoration, painting everything white and declaring war on cushions. Gray combined modern materials with comfort, flexibility and a distinctly human understanding of how people actually inhabit rooms. Her furniture could fold, swivel, adjust and perform several jobs, making it considerably more adaptable than many of the architects discussing it. Among her best-known creations are the voluptuous Bibendum chair, the elegant Transat chair and the adjustable E-1027 table—a piece of glass and chrome so apparently simple that generations of lesser designers have been staring at it ever since, wondering why they did not think of it first. Gray’s work moved confidently between Art Deco luxury and modernist restraint, proving that a chair could be practical, intellectually respectable and still look as though somebody might genuinely enjoy sitting in it. At the centre of the book is E-1027, the seaside villa Gray designed at Roquebrune-Cap-Martin for herself and Jean Badovici. Every element was considered around movement, privacy, light and daily life, right down to its ingenious built-in fittings and adaptable furniture. Even the cryptic name joined their initials together, which was romantic at the time and presumably rather less charming after the relationship ended. Le Corbusier later painted large murals directly onto E-1027’s walls without Gray’s permission, an intervention sometimes described as artistic homage and sometimes, more persuasively, as what happens when a famous man discovers that somebody else has designed a better house. For years the building was associated more readily with Badovici and Le Corbusier than with the woman who had actually conceived it, because architectural history has traditionally been very efficient at finding room for another heroic gentleman while temporarily losing the plans bearing a woman’s handwriting. Constant restores Gray to the centre of her own career. She examines not only E-1027 but also Gray’s second house, Tempe à Pailla, her interiors, rugs, screens, furniture and architectural proposals. Detailed analysis and generous illustrations reveal an approach that was modern without being doctrinaire: Gray believed homes should serve their inhabitants, rather than forcing inhabitants to behave like obedient accessories in an architect’s enormous white sculpture. Published by Phaidon in 2000, this 256-page monograph was the first extensive study to consider the full range of Gray’s work. It is both an architectural history and a long-overdue correction to the record, demonstrating that Gray was not merely an eccentric decorator who wandered briefly into the Modern Movement, but one of its most original and independent figures. Her reputation arrived late, but her furniture now commands extraordinary prices, proving that posterity will eventually apologise provided there is enough money in the auction room. An excellent book for admirers of modern architecture, twentieth-century design, Art Deco, interiors and women whose careers were overshadowed by men with louder manifestos. It is also suitable for anyone who has looked at an adjustable side table and thought, quite reasonably, that its history might involve fewer arguments, affairs and territorial disputes. This copy is in Good condition, showing some normal signs of previous ownership but remaining an attractive and highly informative design volume. It may not include an original Eileen Gray chair, unfortunately, although this has been reflected in the price. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where important works of modernism are stored in an environment Gray herself would almost certainly have redesigned. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7252/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eileen-gray-aug-2026.jpg 39.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phaidon 9780714839059 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7251 The Incredible Journey by Catherine Martin The Incredible Journey is not the one about two dogs and a cat crossing Canada, so anyone waiting for a courageous Labrador to appear may wish to adjust their expectations. Catherine Martin’s journey is across the Australian desert, its travellers are two Aboriginal women, and the danger comes not from bears, rivers or an inability to read road signs, but from the activities of supposedly civilised men. Iliapa’s young son has been taken by a white man and carried far away from his home. Refusing to accept this as one of those unfortunate colonial inconveniences everyone else would apparently prefer her to endure quietly, Iliapa sets out to recover him. She is accompanied by Polde, an older woman whose knowledge, endurance and practical wisdom prove considerably more useful than all the official power possessed by the people responsible for the situation. Together they travel through immense and unforgiving desert country, guided by their understanding of the land and driven by a determination that makes the word “incredible” feel less like publishing enthusiasm and more like a sober assessment. This is not an expedition equipped with porters, engraved flasks and a gentleman explorer posing beside a dead shrub. There are no railway timetables, convenient inns or helpful representatives of the Empire handing out sandwiches. There are only two women, an abducted child and an enormous distance that has somehow become their responsibility to overcome. Originally published in 1923, the novel was remarkable for placing Aboriginal women at the centre of its story and treating their courage, grief and devotion as matters worthy of serious literature. Catherine Martin said that she wanted to record the heroic love of a woman robbed of her child, and she does so with a striking mixture of adventure, landscape, mythology and moral anger. Inevitably, it remains the work of a white Australian writer of its period, and modern readers may occasionally hear the early twentieth century creaking in the background, but its sympathy is unusually clear: the supposed savages are recognisably human, while civilisation arrives in boots and promptly steals somebody’s son. The journey itself has the force of legend. Martin draws upon Aboriginal beliefs, customs and knowledge of country, while the desert becomes both an actual landscape and a vast test of resolve. Iliapa and Polde are not wandering picturesque figures included to decorate somebody else’s adventure; they are the intelligence, emotion and momentum of the book. The men with authority may possess horses, weapons and a reassuring belief in their own importance, but the women possess the inconvenient determination to keep going. This Pandora edition, published in 1987 as part of the recovery of neglected writing by women, returned Martin’s final novel to print after decades of undeserved obscurity. It is both an Australian classic and an early fictional treatment of a horror that would become grimly familiar in the history of the Stolen Generations. Yet it is not merely an historical document placed on the shelf to improve everybody morally. It is a compact, gripping adventure about love made stubborn, courage made necessary and two women declining to cooperate with the arrangements made for them. A fascinating choice for readers of Australian literature, rediscovered women’s writing, colonial history and journeys undertaken without the assistance of talking household pets. It is serious, unusual and quietly radical—although, being published in 1923, it naturally had to wait more than sixty years for the literary world to remember where it had put it. This copy is in Good condition, showing the ordinary evidence of having made a substantially less incredible journey through previous ownership. The pages remain present, the text remains readable and no desert crossing should be required to retrieve it. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where forgotten classics are rescued with rather less difficulty, although sometimes almost as much dust. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7251/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-incredible-journey-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pandora 9780863581304 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7249 La Chamade by Francoise Sagan La Chamade is a love story in which the third corner of the triangle is money—and money has the nicer flat, the better wine and absolutely no intention of losing. Lucile is beautiful, charming and magnificently untroubled by anything resembling a career. She lives comfortably with Charles, a wealthy older man who provides luxury, affection and that rarest of romantic gifts: no tiresome programme of personal improvement. Then along comes Antoine—young, passionate and comparatively penniless—to demonstrate that true love may set the heart racing, but it also expects you to get up in the morning, take the Métro and occasionally earn your own lunch. Françoise Sagan turns this splendidly impractical arrangement into a cool, elegant examination of desire, freedom and the dreadful inconvenience of ordinary life. Charles offers security without judgement; Antoine offers passion with working hours. Lucile must therefore confront one of literature’s most pressing questions: is grand romance still grand when it comes with a small apartment, household bills and an entry-level job in publishing? The title refers to the signal announcing surrender, although deciding who has surrendered—and whether they have surrendered to love, comfort, habit or a really good fur coat—is left deliciously uncertain. Sagan writes with her customary mixture of sophistication and emotional mischief, treating heartbreak as something best endured in excellent clothes and preferably within reach of a well-stocked drinks cabinet. This distinctive promotional edition was “presented with the compliments of Company Magazine,” presumably because nothing says complimentary gift quite like a French novel about adultery, economic dependence and the gradual collapse of romantic idealism. The cover features a glamorous woman in red who appears to have ordered one coffee and several extremely expensive complications. A wonderfully chic little novel for admirers of doomed affairs, morally questionable life choices and characters who regard paid employment as an unfortunate rumour. This copy is in Good condition: previously enjoyed but still perfectly capable of looking languid and sophisticated on a bookshelf. No ISBN, because apparently even numbers were considered a little too bourgeois. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the books may be pre-loved, the romances ill-advised and the compliments entirely free. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7249/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/la-chamade-aug-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rene Julliard no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7248 The Japanese Occupation 1942-1945 by Tan Beng Luan and Irene Quah The Japanese Occupation 1942–1945 is a pictorial record of Singapore’s three and a half years under Japanese rule, assembled by Tan Beng Luan and Irene Quah from the collections of the National Archives of Singapore. It begins with a supposedly impregnable British fortress surrendering to an army which had been assured that the Malayan jungle was practically impassable. The Japanese, having neglected to read the appropriate British briefing papers, came down the peninsula on bicycles. Singapore fell on 15 February 1942 and was renamed Syonan-to, meaning “Light of the South”. This sounded admirably radiant on posters, although the daily experience involved military rule, arrests, executions, hunger and a currency depreciating faster than it could be printed. Occupying powers have always shown a touching faith in the ability of a new name to improve conditions beneath it. Through photographs, posters, official documents, maps, notices, ration cards, currency and personal records, the book follows the transformation of the city. British signs disappear, Japanese language lessons arrive and public spaces fill with flags, slogans and instructions concerning the proper enthusiasm for the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere. Prosperity, unfortunately, remained one of the items in shortest supply. The new administration imposed mass screenings upon the Chinese population as it searched for anti-Japanese elements. The resulting Sook Ching massacres claimed thousands of civilian lives. Men were taken to execution sites and never returned, while families were left with silence in place of information. The photographs and surviving records give these events an immediacy which a tidy paragraph in a general war history cannot provide. Allied servicemen passed into captivity at Changi and elsewhere, later supplying forced labour for projects including the Burma–Thailand Railway. Civilians also faced imprisonment, interrogation by the Kempeitai and the constant danger of being associated with resistance. This is therefore not an album of wartime curiosities, despite containing the sort of stamps, badges and printed ephemera which normally encourage collectors to reach happily for magnifying glasses. Much of the book concerns ordinary survival. Rice, sugar, clothing and medicine become scarce; queues lengthen; the black market flourishes; and Japanese-issued “banana money” loses value with impressive determination. Families cultivate vegetables, improvise meals and barter possessions while official propaganda continues announcing a prosperous new Asian order. The gap between poster and dinner plate requires no editorial assistance. There are also photographs of schools, labour schemes, public ceremonies, charitable organisations and settlements established beyond the city. Singapore did not cease to contain birthdays, lessons, marriages or work simply because history had become unbearable. Daily life continued in the peculiar wartime manner: altered, narrowed and conducted beneath authorities who could turn the ordinary into the dangerous without notice. Resistance developed both within Singapore and across Malaya, while Allied fortunes gradually changed. By 1945 the confident imagery of conquest had given way to air raids, shortages and approaching defeat. Japan surrendered in August, British forces returned in September and Syonan-to became Singapore again. The old colonial administration resumed operations, though the spectacle of British surrender had permanently damaged its claim to invincibility. Empires, like soufflés, rarely recover completely after collapsing in public. Chiefly illustrated and supported by concise explanatory text, The Japanese Occupation 1942–1945 allows the archive to do much of the speaking. Formal military photographs sit beside identity papers, propaganda, devastated streets and the improvised materials of civilian survival. Together they record not merely what governments announced, but what occupation looked like to the people required to live through it. This 1998 Times Editions volume is in Very Good condition—a well-preserved copy of an important visual history produced with the National Heritage Board and National Archives of Singapore. An excellent book for readers interested in Singapore, the Pacific War, military occupation and the uncomfortable historical truth that the grandest declarations of liberation usually arrive printed several months before the food. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7248/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-japanese-occupation-1942-1945-aug-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Times Editions 9789812047410 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7247 Fire - From A Journal of Love by Anais Nin Fire: From ‘A Journal of Love’ contains Anaïs Nin’s unexpurgated diaries for 1934–1937, “unexpurgated” being the publishing term for putting back all the lovers, lies and bedroom arrangements that had previously been removed to preserve marriages, reputations and the illusion that anybody involved had been getting enough sleep. At the beginning, Nin is in New York attempting to construct a new life with psychoanalyst Otto Rank. This is complicated by the continuing existence of her husband Hugh Parker Guiler and lover Henry Miller, both of whom follow her across the Atlantic with the persistence of men who have noticed that Anaïs is reorganising the cast without formally cancelling their contracts. Rank is analyst, mentor, employer and lover, an arrangement which leaves relatively few professional boundaries still available for discussion. Nin begins practising psychoanalysis herself, although her own emotional life remains magnificently resistant to diagnosis. Patients arrive with neuroses; Nin receives them while maintaining a husband, several lovers, a literary career and enough parallel realities to occupy an entire clinic. Back in Paris, Henry Miller remains the volcanic centre of her creative life: brilliant, needy, exhilarating and approximately as useful in an emergency as a burning piano. Hugh supplies loyalty, security and money while being protected from the truth by an increasingly elaborate system of omissions. Nin loves them both, deceives them both and records the whole operation in a diary which has become the only participant receiving complete disclosure. Then comes Gonzalo Moré, the passionate Peruvian activist and romantic revolutionary who speaks to Nin’s Spanish ancestry and provides the fire of the title. Gonzalo possesses beauty, intensity, political ideals and very little practical competence, making him almost professionally irresistible to a woman already overstocked with difficult men. Together they discuss poetry, revolution and the future while other people continue the less glamorous business of paying for it. Nin moves between New York and Paris, husband and lovers, psychoanalysis and literature, devotion and escape. She is astonishingly frank about her capacity for deception, though frankness within a secret diary is perhaps the safest available form of honesty. Every lie protects a love; every love requires another lie; and each new emotional crisis is immediately converted into several excellent pages. The result is not merely a record of sexual adventures, although readers requiring those will not be sent away empty-handed. Nin examines desire from inside it: jealous, ecstatic, selfish, generous and perpetually alert to its literary possibilities. She wants security and freedom, artistic independence and financial rescue, complete possession and unrestricted movement. In short, she wants everything, but expresses the difficulty rather more beautifully than most people attempting the same arrangement. These pages were omitted from the diaries published during Nin’s lifetime because the people concerned were still alive and might have objected to discovering their private lives on sale in bookshops. Released after discretion had lost most of its surviving beneficiaries, Fire restores the names, affairs and emotional machinery, revealing just how much careful editing had been required to make Nin’s life appear manageable. This 1996 Peter Owen edition is in Very Good condition overall. There are a few creases to the spine and some apparently accidental pen marks on the cover, but otherwise the book is exceptionally clean and appears barely read—perhaps opened briefly, recognised as Anaïs Nin operating at full temperature, and placed carefully back on the shelf. A fine copy for readers of literary diaries, unconventional lives and romantic arrangements requiring a timetable, an analyst and several international railway tickets. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7247/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fire-aug-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peter Oween 9780720609936 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7245 The Strange Death of David Kelly by Norman Baker The Strange Death of David Kelly is for anyone who watched the Hutton Inquiry, listened carefully to the official explanation and was left with the nagging feeling that several important pages had been stapled together. Liberal Democrat MP Norman Baker takes those pages apart, places them beneath a very bright parliamentary lamp and asks why the death of Britain’s leading weapons expert was investigated with rather less curiosity than a disputed parking ticket. Dr David Kelly was a microbiologist, former United Nations weapons inspector and one of Britain’s foremost authorities on biological warfare. He knew an inconvenient amount about Iraq’s weapons capabilities at precisely the moment Tony Blair’s government was explaining that Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction which could be deployed within forty-five minutes. The invasion proceeded; the weapons failed to report for duty. Kelly had spoken privately to BBC journalist Andrew Gilligan, whose subsequent report alleged that the government had “sexed up” its intelligence dossier. Whitehall began searching for Gilligan’s source, Kelly’s name entered the public domain and he was summoned before televised parliamentary committees. There he was questioned, contradicted and publicly displayed as the unfortunate human component in a struggle between Downing Street and the BBC. Two days later, Kelly was found dead in woodland near his Oxfordshire home. The official conclusion was suicide, involving a cut wrist and an overdose of painkillers. Instead of a normal coroner’s inquest, the government established the Hutton Inquiry, which examined the circumstances of the death, cleared the government of wrongdoing and subjected the BBC to such criticism that its chairman and director-general resigned. Downing Street had survived; the BBC had been punished; and the dead man remained unavailable for further clarification. Norman Baker is not persuaded. He examines the medical evidence, blood loss, toxicology, position of the body, missing fingerprints, witness accounts, police procedure and timings surrounding the discovery. Again and again he finds details which, in his view, do not fit comfortably inside the official box, however firmly the lid was pressed down. Baker also looks at Kelly’s state of mind, professional background and the interests of governments, intelligence agencies and Iraqi political groups. He considers who might have wanted Kelly silenced and what further information he might have revealed. This produces a crowded waiting room of possible motives, though motives are not evidence and intelligence services are notoriously reluctant to provide customer references. His conclusion is unequivocal: he does not believe Kelly killed himself and argues that the death was murder. That remains a disputed claim, rejected by the official inquiry, many commentators and members of Kelly’s own family. The book is therefore an investigation and prosecution case, not a universally accepted solution. Readers must decide whether Baker exposes fatal gaps in the official account or builds too much upon anomalies which possess less sinister explanations. What cannot be disputed is the extraordinary political setting: a war launched upon intelligence that proved catastrophically unreliable, a government fighting for its credibility, a BBC defending its journalism and a quiet scientist suddenly placed beneath national scrutiny. Even readers unconvinced by Baker’s final verdict may find his questions uncomfortable, especially since “nothing to see here” is rarely improved by seventy-year restrictions on documents. Dogged, detailed and written with the persistence of an MP who has located a locked filing cabinet and would like to know who has the key, The Strange Death of David Kelly revisits one of the darkest episodes arising from the Iraq War. It is political investigation with the atmosphere of a thriller, except that the death was real, the weapons were not found and no novelist would have dared make the official machinery quite so peculiar. This 2007 Methuen edition is in As New condition—clean, fresh and apparently handled with considerably greater care than the evidence discussed inside. A compelling book for readers interested in modern British politics, the Iraq War, intelligence controversies and official explanations which arrive neatly typed but somehow fail to stop everybody asking questions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7245/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-strange-death-of-david-kelly-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9781842752173 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7244 The Country Parson by Leslie J Francis The Country Parson gathers together two centuries of literary evidence concerning that most durable inhabitant of the English countryside: the clergyman who lives in a large, draughty house, knows everybody’s business and is expected to produce a sermon, organise the flower rota, mend the church roof and explain why God has allowed it to rain on the village fête. Edited by the Reverend Leslie J. Francis, this illustrated anthology draws upon novelists, diarists, poets and parsons themselves to explore rural clerical life at home, in the parish and inside the church. Jane Austen, Anthony Trollope, George Eliot, Elizabeth Gaskell, Thomas Hardy, Flora Thompson, Francis Kilvert and Gilbert White are among those summoned as witnesses. Their evidence suggests that the country parson has variously been saint, scholar, social worker, matchmaker, busybody, sportsman, eccentric and a useful man to invite when the dinner table would otherwise contain thirteen. The book begins with the parson moving into the countryside, generally filled with faith, purpose and a dangerously picturesque idea of village life. Awaiting him are the vicarage, the churchwardens and a congregation whose families have occupied the same pews since before the Reformation and see no reason why the new incumbent should alter anything now. At home, the parsonage becomes residence, office, refuge and public waiting room. Parishioners arrive with births, deaths, marriages, theological doubts and occasionally a chicken. The parson’s family learns that the front door belongs collectively to the village, privacy is an urban affectation and Sunday lunch will begin approximately ten minutes after somebody stops discussing the churchyard wall. At church, matters become more serious, though not necessarily more orderly. There are sermons to preach, hymns to select, bells to ring and ancient disputes concerning flowers, furnishings and the correct moment to stand. The parson may technically possess ecclesiastical authority, but the churchwarden knows where the keys are and Mrs Proggett has organised the harvest decorations since 1954. Behind the comedy lies a genuine portrait of rural ministry. The country priest accompanies a community through its most important moments, often serving several generations of the same families. He is expected to remain calm amid grief, tactful amid quarrels and spiritually reassuring while wondering whether the boiler will survive another winter. The work may appear peaceful from the lane, but so does a beehive when viewed from a safe distance. Francis places the romantic literary parson beside the realities of changing rural life. Old certainties fade, congregations decline and one clergyman may be responsible for several scattered villages, each convinced that its service must occur at eleven o’clock. The leisurely incumbent strolling between matins and tea gives way to a driver with six churches, fourteen committees and a glove compartment full of service sheets. Affectionate, amusing and quietly thoughtful, The Country Parson is not a manual for becoming a vicar so much as a literary portrait of the role and the world surrounding it. It celebrates the churches, parsonages and personalities of rural Britain while acknowledging that the tranquillity of a country parish is largely maintained by people running about behind the scenery. This 1989 Gracewing edition is in Good condition—a sound copy ready for the study, vestry or bedside table of anyone who appreciates rural life, English literature and clergymen attempting to shepherd a flock which has already formed three subcommittees. Please note that the publisher is Gracewing, rather than Greenwing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7244/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-country-parson-aug-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Greenwing 9780852441503 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7243 Kirkeskuden by Henrik Pontoppidan Kirkeskuden is what happens when a future Nobel Prize winner looks at a respectable Danish village, notices that the schoolmaster is cunning, the pastor is useless, the parishioners are greedy and the most morally convincing person available has killed a man with a large stone. That woman is Ane, an impoverished outsider who murders the sailor who raped her and is sent to prison for nine years. Her young son Ove is left behind, whereupon the parish authorities confront the tragedy with their customary mixture of Christian concern and accountancy. Somebody must look after the boy, but preferably somebody whose expenses do not appear in the municipal ledger. After a little sanctified manoeuvring, Ove is installed at the rectory, enabling the parish to save money and Pastor Østrup to experience the agreeable sensation of having performed a good deed. The pastor’s wife comes to love Ove deeply. The pastor himself is less impressed. He prefers Christianity in its tidier form: sermons, catechisms, improving books and children who sit still while being grateful. Ove, unfortunately, is alive. He grows bored, rebellious and increasingly unimpressed by adults who preach compassion while behaving like members of a committee established to prevent it. Suspended in the village church is a model sailing ship—the kirkeskude of the title—representing faith, voyage and perhaps mankind tossed upon the uncertain waters of existence. Ove steals it and launches it on actual water, where it promptly sinks. This is either a profound symbolic rejection of the church’s hollow spirituality or proof that ecclesiastical model-makers should not be asked to meet maritime safety standards. For this and other failures to become conveniently obedient, Ove is eventually sent to sea himself. The result is a dark, winding tale of punishment, disappearance, remorse and return, populated by adults who repeatedly insist that everything is being done for the boy’s own good. As so often in literature, “for your own good” means that somebody older has made a dreadful decision and would now like the victim to improve his attitude. Pontoppidan fills the village with schemers, hypocrites, sentimental fools and hard practical people who can calculate the cost of keeping a child but not the damage done by neglecting him. Nobody is wholly simple, nobody remains entirely innocent and religion is permitted to speak at considerable length while love quietly does the useful work. It is Danish realism with its sleeves rolled up: gloomy, humane, slyly funny and entirely unwilling to accept that respectability and goodness are the same thing merely because they attend church together. Originally written in 1881 and later substantially revised, Kirkeskuden contains many of the themes Pontoppidan would return to throughout his career: the rebellious child, the suffocating rectory, the outsider crushed by village convention and the eternal contest between lofty ideals and people wondering who is going to pay for them. He went on to share the 1917 Nobel Prize in Literature, suggesting that persistent irreverence towards pastors, committees and rural moralists can eventually be recognised as an international cultural service. This 1927 Gutenberg Forlag edition is in Good condition. The spine had split, but has been repaired and repainted with acrylic—an honest piece of restoration which has returned the book to service without claiming that 1927 has somehow happened again. The church ship may have sunk, but the book has been hauled from the water, patched up and made seaworthy. In Danish, naturally, so readers unable to manage the language may still place it on the shelf and look impressively Scandinavian. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7243/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kirkeskuden-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gutenberg Forlag no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7242 James I of Scotland - The Kings Quair by John Norton-Smith The Kingis Quair—literally The King’s Book—is a fifteenth-century dream poem traditionally attributed to James I of Scotland, edited here with an introduction, notes and glossary by medieval scholar John Norton-Smith. It combines autobiography, romance, allegory and philosophy, because medieval poets rarely allowed a straightforward love story to proceed without first consulting several pagan deities and the complete works of Boethius. James’s unusual courtship began in 1406, when he was sent towards France for safety and captured at sea by the English. Since he was the heir to the Scottish throne, his hosts recognised both his political importance and his potential value as a long-term involuntary guest. He remained in England for approximately eighteen years under Henry IV, Henry V and Henry VI, receiving an excellent education while being repeatedly reminded that accommodation expenses were accumulating. The poem opens with its narrator awake at night, reading Boethius and contemplating Fortune, destiny and his own imprisonment. Looking from his window, he sees a beautiful woman walking in the garden below and immediately falls in love. The woman is generally identified as Lady Joan Beaufort, whom James eventually married in 1424. Thus an extended period of international detention produced one of medieval literature’s more successful instances of noticing someone from an upstairs window. Naturally, the narrator cannot simply introduce himself. Instead he falls into a dream and is carried through a complex allegorical landscape, encountering Venus, Minerva and Fortune. Each offers instruction concerning love, virtue, reason and destiny, subjects which appear to require celestial administration before the young prisoner may proceed towards marriage. The medieval romantic imagination had little confidence in casual conversation. Venus hears his complaint, Minerva teaches him that love must be governed by wisdom and Fortune reminds him that human happiness is subject to her notoriously unreliable wheel. The narrator learns that desire alone is insufficient: worthy love requires patience, moral discipline and the ability to survive several hundred lines of allegorical counselling. At last he wakes, receives an encouraging sign and commits himself to the beloved who may release him from both emotional and literal captivity. Written in 197 rhyme-royal stanzas, The Kingis Quair shows the strong influence of Chaucer, whose combination of dream vision, courtly love and philosophical reflection provided James with both a literary model and an extremely demanding example to follow. The poem’s Middle Scots language can initially appear formidable, but its concerns remain familiar: loneliness, desire, uncertainty and the belief that one glimpse of the correct person may justify reorganising the entire universe. The traditional attribution to James has been debated by scholars, since medieval manuscripts are not always considerate enough to include signed declarations from the author. Nevertheless, the close correspondence between the poem and the king’s captivity and marriage has sustained its reputation as one of the earliest substantial works of Scottish poetry associated with a named writer—and one of the very few royal autobiographies to include a guided tour by Venus. John Norton-Smith’s edition provides the original text together with a substantial introduction, explanatory notes and a glossary. These are useful when the reader encounters unfamiliar Scots vocabulary, classical references or an allegorical figure whose professional responsibilities have not been made immediately clear. The result is a compact scholarly edition suited both to serious study and to readers curious about how a captive king turned political misfortune into courtly literature. This 1971 Clarendon Press edition is in Good condition—a sound copy which has survived more than fifty years in considerably greater freedom than its royal author enjoyed in England. An appealing volume for students of medieval literature, Scottish history, Chaucerian poetry and romances in which the hero must overcome captivity, philosophy and the unstable Wheel of Fortune before being permitted to approach the woman in the garden. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7242/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/james-i-of-scotland-the-kings-quair-aug-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Clarendon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7241 Whose Land Whose Promise - What Christians Are Not Being Told About Israel and the Palestinians by Gary M Burge Whose Land? Whose Promise? enters the theological and political dispute surrounding Israel and Palestine with the modest proposal that Christians might read the whole Bible before using selected verses as title deeds. Gary M. Burge, a New Testament scholar and evangelical Christian, examines the widespread belief that the modern State of Israel represents the direct fulfilment of biblical prophecy and therefore merits unconditional Christian support. Burge begins with the biblical promises of land made to Abraham and his descendants. He asks who owns the land, what conditions accompanied Israel’s possession of it and whether an ancient divine promise can be transferred without qualification into modern political policy. These are straightforward questions in much the same way that dismantling a live artillery shell is a straightforward mechanical procedure. In the Old Testament, Burge emphasises that the land ultimately belongs to God, not permanently to any human nation. Israel’s right to inhabit it was connected to covenant, justice and obedience, including the fair treatment of foreigners living among them. The prophets repeatedly warned that religious identity did not provide immunity from moral judgement—an inconvenient scriptural detail whenever divine favour is being presented as a lifetime diplomatic exemption. Burge then turns to the New Testament and argues that the promises concerning land are transformed through Jesus. In his reading, membership in God’s people is no longer determined by ethnicity or residence within a particular territory, while inheritance expands beyond one strip of geography to embrace the world. The Church does not receive a replacement property deed to Jerusalem; rather, the entire idea of sacred possession is reworked around Christ. Theology therefore becomes less useful to anyone hoping for a simple map with God’s preferred border marked in permanent ink. A major target of the book is Christian Zionism, particularly within American evangelicalism. Burge challenges systems of end-times prophecy which interpret contemporary events as stages in a divinely scheduled drama. He argues that such schemes can turn Jewish and Palestinian lives into supporting material for someone else’s apocalypse, while ethical questions about occupation, displacement and human rights are postponed until after the prophetic charts have been satisfactorily aligned. The book also introduces readers to Palestinian Christians, whose existence is often overlooked in Western Christian discussions of the region. These communities—Orthodox, Catholic, Anglican, Lutheran and evangelical—complicate the popular picture of a conflict neatly divided between Jews and Muslims. Palestinian Christians have the peculiar experience of hearing fellow Christians celebrate prophetic developments which may involve the loss of their own homes, a situation unlikely to be improved by receiving another illustrated lecture on the Book of Revelation. Burge draws upon his travels, personal relationships and encounters with both Israelis and Palestinians. He does not deny Jewish history, suffering or attachment to the land, and he describes Jewish people as retaining a unique and honoured place within God’s purposes. His argument is instead that biblical covenant cannot be used to excuse injustice and that the actions of a modern nation-state must be assessed by the same moral standards applied to everyone else. This is consequently a firmly argued and controversial book, not an attempt at perfectly neutral political cartography. Burge’s biblical interpretation and historical claims have attracted substantial criticism, especially from defenders of Israel and Christian Zionism, who dispute both his theology and elements of his account. Readers are therefore invited to engage with a particular evangelical critique rather than mistake the subtitle for a declaration that every other Christian has been deliberately hiding the minutes. Published in 2003, Whose Land? Whose Promise? combines biblical study, political commentary, personal testimony and an appeal for Christian responsibility. It asks whether loyalty to scripture requires automatic support for Israel, or whether scripture instead demands justice for Jews and Palestinians alike. This does not produce a slogan suitable for a bumper sticker, but the Middle East has already endured a generous supply of those. This Paternoster Press edition is in Very Good condition—a well-preserved copy of a book dealing with a subject whose arguments have experienced rather more wear. A thought-provoking choice for readers interested in Christianity, Israel and Palestine, biblical interpretation and what happens when ancient promise, modern nationalism and end-times theology are all asked to share the same contested piece of ground. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7241/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/whose-land-whose-promise-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paternoster Press 9780829815450 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7239 The Complete Pirelli Calendar Book by David Niven The Complete Pirelli Calendar Book collects the legendary Pirelli calendars from their first appearance in 1964 through to 1974, bringing together more than a decade of fashion, photography, travel and unclothed elegance in one substantial volume. It is introduced by David Niven, whose chief qualification appears to have been an internationally recognised ability to sound impeccably civilised in the presence of beautiful women. The Pirelli Calendar began as a promotional gift produced by the British arm of the Italian tyre company. Rather than filling it with tread patterns, motorway safety advice and photographs of dependable radial construction, Pirelli commissioned leading photographers to travel to exotic locations with fashionable models. This did little to explain the manufacture of tyres, but proved considerably more effective at persuading important clients to hang corporate publicity on their walls. The calendars were never offered for ordinary retail sale. They were distributed to favoured customers, celebrities and selected members of the international elite, allowing the recipients to enjoy both the photographs and the knowledge that other people had not received one. Scarcity duly transformed an advertising giveaway into a coveted cultural object, which may be the purest achievement in marketing after convincing the public to pay for bottled water. This volume reproduces the work of photographers including Robert Freeman, Brian Duffy, Harri Peccinotti, Francis Giacobetti, Sarah Moon and Hans Feurer. Each brought a different visual style, moving the calendar from straightforward glamour towards increasingly sophisticated experiments in colour, composition, fashion and atmosphere. Beaches, tropical landscapes, studios and European locations provide the settings, although scholarly attention may occasionally be distracted from the scenery. The changing images form an accidental history of the 1960s and early 1970s. Hairstyles rise and fall, makeup becomes bolder, swimsuits become less administratively burdensome and the polished conventions of fashion photography give way to something freer, stranger and more self-consciously artistic. The models are presented not merely as pin-ups but as elements within carefully designed visual fantasies—although Pirelli wisely avoided testing whether the calendar would have achieved equal fame using twelve beautifully lit wheel alignments. Sarah Moon’s haunting, nostalgic photographs for 1972 differ sharply from the sunlit sensuality of earlier years, while Brian Duffy and Hans Feurer bring the series into the more assertive visual world of the 1970s. Across the collection, commercial photography repeatedly attempts to become art while art appears perfectly willing to accept accommodation expenses somewhere warm. David Niven’s introduction supplies the appropriate tone of urbane amusement. He guides the reader into a world of glamour without pretending that the calendar’s success resulted entirely from technical innovation in photographic printing. His presence lends the project a dinner-jacket respectability, as though the entire collection has been properly introduced at a cocktail party and may therefore remove its clothes without causing a scene. Publication of the calendar was suspended after the 1974 edition amid economic difficulties, making this 1975 book a complete record of its original run. At over three hundred pages, it preserves the images in a more permanent form than calendars normally enjoy, rescuing them from the traditional January-to-December journey towards the wastepaper basket. This Pan Books edition is in Good condition and comes complete with its original hard slipcase, providing suitable protection for a volume in which protective covering is otherwise applied somewhat selectively. A collectable book for admirers of photography, fashion, 1960s and 1970s design, David Niven and the extraordinary moment when a tyre manufacturer became one of the world’s most famous publishers of tasteful nudity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7239/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-pirelli-calendar-book-aug-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330243636 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7237 Boudica by Graham Webster Boudica: The British Revolt Against Rome AD 60 examines the great uprising led by the queen of the Iceni against Roman rule in Britain—a campaign which began with an imperial administrative decision and ended with three Roman towns destroyed, thousands dead and the occupying authorities discovering that humiliating a warrior queen may not have been the smoothest route to provincial stability. When Boudica’s husband, Prasutagus, died, he attempted to preserve his family and kingdom by leaving his wealth jointly to his daughters and the Roman emperor Nero. This was an optimistic piece of estate planning based upon the assumption that Rome would regard “jointly” as an instruction rather than an opening negotiating position. Roman officials instead annexed the territory, confiscated property, flogged Boudica and raped her daughters. The Iceni responded by rebelling, joined by the neighbouring Trinovantes and other Britons with grievances against Roman rule. There was no shortage of volunteers. Taxation, land seizure, debt, military occupation and the conduct of Roman veterans had ensured that the benefits of civilisation were becoming difficult to distinguish from organised extortion, although the Romans had provided roads on which complaints could travel more efficiently. Boudica’s forces first attacked Camulodunum, modern Colchester, a Roman colony dominated by former soldiers and crowned by a vast temple to the emperor Claudius. The town was poorly defended and thoroughly destroyed. The temple’s surviving defenders held out briefly before being overwhelmed, demonstrating that monumental architecture is not an adequate substitute for reinforcements. The rebels then moved against Londinium and Verulamium, modern London and St Albans. Both settlements were burned, and archaeological layers of destruction still provide physical evidence of the revolt. London’s future as an expensive building site was temporarily interrupted, but not permanently discouraged. Roman residents and supporters caught by the advancing Britons were killed in enormous numbers, and what had begun as resistance became a campaign of vengeance without much interest in taking prisoners. Meanwhile, the Roman governor Gaius Suetonius Paulinus hurried back from campaigning against the druids on Mona, now Anglesey. With a much smaller but disciplined force, he selected a strong defensive position and waited for Boudica’s vast army. The precise location of the final battle remains uncertain, allowing numerous modern towns to claim it with a confidence unavailable to the evidence. The Romans won decisively. Their training, armour and formation tactics turned the British numerical advantage into chaos, while the rebels’ own wagons and watching families obstructed retreat. Boudica either poisoned herself or died from illness, depending upon which Roman account one accepts. Her grave has never been found, although imaginative tradition has placed it beneath King’s Cross station, presumably because even a defeated warrior queen deserves convenient transport connections. Archaeologist Graham Webster reconstructs the revolt from the surviving literary sources—principally Tacitus and Cassius Dio—and from archaeological evidence. He examines the political background, tribal society, Roman occupation, military operations and possible route of the rebellion, carefully separating what can be supported from the splendid additions supplied by later legend. There are fewer flowing red wigs and scythed chariots here than popular culture might prefer, but considerably more historical substance. This revised 1993 Batsford edition offers a concise, illustrated study of Boudica and the crisis that nearly destroyed Roman control in southern Britain. It presents her neither simply as a patriotic national heroine nor as the barbarian monster of Roman propaganda, but as the leader of a revolt born from colonial arrogance, personal outrage and the Roman Empire’s temporary failure to understand cause and effect. The book is in Very Good condition and comes in a plastic protective sleeve, giving it more effective external defence than Camulodunum received in AD 60. A strong choice for readers interested in Roman Britain, archaeology, ancient warfare and the historical consequences of treating a queen’s inheritance as available office stationery. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7237/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/boudica-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford 9780713472554 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7236 Air War Malta - June 1940 to November 1942 by Jon Sutherland and Diane Canwell Air War Malta: June 1940 to November 1942 tells the story of one of the most fiercely contested air campaigns of the Second World War, fought above a small Mediterranean island which geography had placed in exactly the wrong location for a quiet life and exactly the right one for interfering with Axis supply lines. When Italy entered the war in June 1940, Malta stood between Gibraltar and Alexandria and within striking distance of the shipping routes supplying Axis forces in North Africa. It was therefore strategically priceless, unavoidably conspicuous and defended by resources which suggested that someone in Whitehall had expected the enemy to overlook it out of courtesy. The island initially possessed thirty-four heavy anti-aircraft guns, eight light guns, a single radar set and a handful of obsolete Gloster Gladiator biplanes. The most famous of these became known as Faith, Hope and Charity, three qualities which are admirable in a civilian population but generally regarded as insufficient specifications for an integrated air-defence system. Nevertheless, the Gladiators took to the air against Italian bombers and fighters, beginning a resistance that would continue for more than two punishing years. Jon Sutherland and Diane Canwell follow the campaign as Hurricanes and later Spitfires reinforced the island, often delivered by aircraft carriers and flown across the sea with little margin for error. Pilots arrived to find exhausted squadrons, cratered airfields, limited fuel and maintenance crews keeping aircraft operational through ingenuity, cannibalised components and an increasingly theoretical distinction between spare parts and wreckage. The Regia Aeronautica and Luftwaffe subjected Malta to repeated and often overwhelming attacks. Airfields, docks, towns and supply installations were bombed relentlessly, while civilians sheltered underground and watched their homes disappear one street at a time. Valletta and the Grand Harbour became particular targets, since the Axis had correctly identified them as important and responded with the traditional military method of dropping large quantities of explosives until they appeared less so. Yet Malta was not simply defending itself. British aircraft, submarines and surface forces based on the island attacked Axis convoys carrying men, fuel and equipment to North Africa. Every ship sunk or turned back weakened Rommel’s armies, which made neutralising Malta an urgent Axis priority. The island was therefore bombed because it was dangerous, and remained dangerous because being bombed had not persuaded it to stop. The authors describe the successive phases of the struggle: the early Italian raids, the arrival of German units, the battles for air superiority, the desperate supply convoys and the increasing effectiveness of Malta’s defences. They examine the aircraft, pilots, commanders and ground crews involved, while also recognising the endurance of the Maltese population, collectively awarded the George Cross in 1942 for courage under conditions that made ordinary civilian administration something of an extreme sport. By the summer of 1942, Malta was close to starvation and desperately short of aviation fuel, ammunition and almost everything else. Convoys attempting to reach the island suffered appalling losses, but sufficient supplies eventually arrived to keep it functioning. Reinforced Spitfire squadrons began to reverse the balance in the air, and by November 1942 the Axis assault had failed. Malta had not merely survived; it had helped strangle the supply routes upon which Axis operations in North Africa depended. Illustrated and thoroughly researched, Air War Malta is a detailed account of combat in the skies, endurance on the ground and the logistical battle that connected them. It demonstrates that air power depends not only on glamorous machines and celebrated aces but on radar operators, armourers, mechanics, convoy crews and people prepared to repair a runway while somebody continues trying to bomb it. This 2008 Pen and Sword edition is in Very Good condition. It is an ex-library copy, so it may carry the customary institutional markings, but it has been very well looked after—apparently issued to readers more careful than the Luftwaffe. A substantial addition for anyone interested in RAF history, Mediterranean operations, the siege of Malta or the remarkable military potential of a small island that declined to sink, surrender or move somewhere less strategically inconvenient. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7236/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/air-war-malta-aug-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pen and Sword 9781844157402 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7234 The End of the Affair by Graham Greene The End of the Affair begins with hatred, which is Graham Greene’s tactful way of informing us that love has already gone very badly wrong. Maurice Bendrix, a novelist of moderate success and considerable emotional untidiness, encounters civil servant Henry Miles on a wet London evening in 1946. Henry is married to Sarah, with whom Bendrix once had an affair, and whom he now despises with the tireless concentration generally available only to people who remain hopelessly in love. The affair began during the Second World War, while bombs were falling on London and ordinary social arrangements had acquired a temporary and convenient flexibility. Bendrix initially approaches Sarah partly as research for a novel involving a senior civil servant. This is the sort of professional methodology unlikely to be recommended at creative-writing courses, although it produces considerably more plot than keeping a notebook. Sarah is intelligent, passionate and trapped in a childless marriage to the kind but emotionally unexciting Henry. Bendrix offers intensity, desire and the constant possibility of an argument. Their relationship becomes consuming, secretive and painfully unequal—not because one loves more than the other, but because Bendrix’s love is inseparable from jealousy. Every absence suggests betrayal, every silence conceals another man and every happy moment is immediately inspected for evidence that it may soon end. Then, during an air raid, Bendrix’s house is struck by a bomb. He appears to have been killed, and Sarah makes a desperate promise to God: if Bendrix is allowed to live, she will give him up. He survives. Sarah consequently ends the affair without explanation, leaving Bendrix to assume the least flattering possibilities and devote the next two years to cultivating resentment as though it were a particularly demanding houseplant. Unable to endure uncertainty, Bendrix hires the private detective Mr Parkis to follow Sarah. Parkis is earnest, discreet and accompanied on assignments by his young son, producing the curious spectacle of romantic obsession being investigated with the atmosphere of a slightly damp family outing. Through stolen letters and Sarah’s diary, Bendrix finally discovers why she left him—and finds himself confronted not with another lover, but with God, an opponent who is notoriously difficult to challenge to a fistfight. Sarah’s reluctant movement towards faith forms the heart of the novel. She does not become serenely religious or suddenly pleased about self-denial. She argues, doubts, bargains and resents the God in whom she increasingly fears she believes. Her faith grows not as a comforting answer but as another unwanted love affair, one with even less prospect of a discreet weekend away. Greene turns the familiar triangle of husband, wife and lover into something more troublesome by adding divine intervention. Henry loves Sarah without understanding her; Bendrix understands parts of her while trying to possess all of her; and Sarah struggles towards a love that requires surrender rather than ownership. Everyone wants happiness, but Greene has placed them in a Catholic novel, where happiness is rarely permitted to arrive without first completing several pages of moral paperwork. Set amid the bomb damage, rain and tired respectability of wartime and post-war London, The End of the Affair is both an intense love story and a fierce examination of jealousy, belief and hatred. Greene writes with characteristic economy, dry humour and emotional cruelty, exposing the ways in which love can resemble selfishness, faith can resemble betrayal and hatred can be merely love wearing an overcoat and insisting it has moved on. This 2012 Vintage Classics edition is in Good condition—a sound copy which may show evidence of a previous relationship with a reader, though nothing as destructive as Bendrix’s. An essential novel for admirers of literary fiction, doomed romance and stories in which adultery is only the beginning of the complication, because God has been waiting patiently to enter the triangle. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7234/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-end-of-the-affair-aug-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage Classics 9780099560975 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7231 The Life And Times of Maudie Littlehampton by Osbert Lancaster The Life and Times of Maudie Littlehampton, 1939–1980 gathers four decades of Osbert Lancaster’s celebrated pocket cartoons featuring Maud, Countess of Littlehampton: aristocrat, social commentator and magnificent survivor of a Britain that repeatedly changed beyond recognition without first consulting her. Maudie began life as a slightly dotty symbol of the upper classes but soon developed into something much more useful—a sharp-eyed observer capable of saying what Lancaster himself thought while wearing better hats. With her monocled husband Willy, formidable relatives, ecclesiastical acquaintances and various socially complicated offspring, she watched the country proceed from wartime austerity to post-war reconstruction, political upheaval, youth culture, industrial unrest and the deeply suspicious arrival of modern architecture. Her imaginary biography is suitably distinguished. The daughter of Sir Julian and Lady Claribel Manifest, Maudie married Viscount Draynefleet, later the Earl of Littlehampton, and during the Second World War apparently served MI5, MI6, SOE, PWE and the YWCA, while maintaining close relations with the Free French. This seems an excessive number of organisations, although presumably each believed she was working for one of the others. After the war, Maudie contemplated a political career. She stood as a Liberal candidate in 1951 and lost her deposit twice, once to Labour and once in a game of pontoon. Her political views remained admirably independent: extremely right-wing on certain subjects, alarmingly left-wing on others and firmly opposed to whichever policy had just inconvenienced lunch. In this she may have been the only genuinely representative figure in British public life. Through Maudie and her circle, Lancaster sends up politicians, bishops, trade unions, civil servants, fashionable intellectuals, social climbers, clubmen, protesters and the latest cultural enthusiasms. No institution is destroyed—this is British satire, after all—but each is discreetly punctured and allowed to deflate behind the sofa. The cartoons record changing manners, clothes and language as vividly as they record political events, with Maudie ageing gracefully while society performs increasingly strenuous exercises around her. Lancaster’s drawings are elegant, economical and instantly recognisable. A raised eyebrow, a badly chosen hat or a minor architectural monstrosity is often sufficient to identify an entire national crisis. His sympathy for his characters prevents them becoming mere targets: Maudie may belong to a privileged and vanishing world, but she frequently understands the absurdities of modern life more clearly than the energetic people attempting to improve it. Selected by Geraldine Cook and introduced by John Julius Norwich, this volume doubles as an illustrated social history of Britain from 1939 to 1980. Wars, elections, scandals, fashions and revolutions pass through its pages, all subjected to the same calm test: what would an intelligent countess say about this after the second drink? The answer is usually concise, devastating and much more entertaining than the official report. This 1982 Penguin edition is in Good condition—a sound copy which has survived the social revolution, the decline of deference and several decades in which people stopped dressing properly for dinner. An excellent collection for admirers of British cartoons, political satire and a national history in which the Establishment is gently mocked by one of its own members before everyone retires to the drawing room. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7231/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/maudies-littlehampton-aug-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140058284 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7229 For Love of Anne by Claude de Leusse For Love of Anne is Claude de Leusse’s profoundly personal account of her daughter Anne, a child born with a devastatingly rare illness that gradually turned her own body against her. It is a memoir about hospitals, hope and maternal love—and about the peculiar courage required to make ordinary family plans while knowing that the future has already submitted its objections. Anne was little more than a year old when doctors began trying to discover what was wrong. Eventually she was diagnosed with an extremely rare collagen disorder, caused by an overproductive enzyme and recorded in only a tiny number of children. Medical science could identify the mechanism, give it a suitably impressive name and convene experts around it; what it could not do was cure Anne. This was the important part, although naturally it occupied fewer syllables. As the illness progresses, Anne’s body becomes swollen, fragile and increasingly dependent upon hospitals, transfusions and repeated treatments. Yet Claude de Leusse refuses to present her daughter as a collection of symptoms wearing a nightdress. Anne is intelligent, sensitive and observant, sometimes remarkably brave and sometimes frightened or fretful—as any child might reasonably be when adults keep approaching with needles and reassuring expressions. The family attempts to preserve a recognisable childhood amid the machinery of medicine. There are games, jokes, small deceptions, moments of happiness and occasions when everyone quietly agrees to behave as though the next treatment might change everything. Rules are bent, optimism is borrowed and time is treated as something that might perhaps be negotiated with, if only the right person could be found behind the correct hospital desk. This is not a story in which love performs a convenient miracle. Love cannot reverse Anne’s illness, but it can insist that her fifteen years amount to far more than a case history. It gives her dignity, companionship and permission to remain a child rather than becoming the solemn little saint that adults sometimes manufacture when confronted by childhood suffering. Anne lives keenly within the limits imposed upon her, while her mother learns the impossible discipline of offering hope without being able to promise tomorrow. De Leusse writes with tenderness but avoids drowning the account in sentiment. The sadness needs no decorative assistance. Instead, the memoir draws its emotional force from ordinary details: the repetition of hospital visits, the family’s precarious routines and the constant effort to place life ahead of illness, even when illness keeps rudely moving its chair to the front. Originally published in the early 1970s, For Love of Anne is a moving family memoir about childhood illness, anticipatory grief and the stubborn refusal to let a diagnosis become the whole identity of the person carrying it. It is painful, compassionate and ultimately a record not merely of a child’s death, but of the life her family fought to protect before it. This 1975 Manor Books edition is in Near Fine condition, with an uncreased spine—a notably well-preserved copy which appears to have travelled through nearly half a century with considerably less distress than its readers are likely to experience. A poignant and unusual memoir for readers interested in family biography, medical history and love attempting an impossible job without considering resignation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7229/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/for-love-of-anne-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Manor Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7228 Joni Mitchell - Both Sides Now by Brian Hinton Joni Mitchell: Both Sides Now traces the life and music of one of the most original singer-songwriters of the twentieth century: a woman who entered the public imagination as a delicate folk troubadour and then spent the rest of her career making it increasingly difficult for the record industry to decide which shelf to put her on. Brian Hinton follows Mitchell from her childhood in the Canadian prairies, through a teenage struggle with polio, art-school ambitions, early performances in coffee houses and an unsuccessful marriage to fellow folk singer Chuck Mitchell. She arrived in America carrying songs of unusual emotional intelligence and soon attracted the attention of performers such as Judy Collins, who turned Both Sides, Now into a hit before much of the public knew who had written it. This was useful publicity, although it established the slightly inconvenient pattern of other people becoming commercially successful with Joni Mitchell’s songs. Her own recordings rapidly made her one of the defining figures of the late-1960s and early-1970s singer-songwriter movement. Albums including Clouds, Ladies of the Canyon, Blue and For the Roses transformed private experience into music of startling intimacy. Love affairs, loneliness, freedom and regret were examined in meticulous detail, often while the gentlemen concerned were still within hearing distance. Where other songwriters offered romance, Mitchell supplied the emotional accounts, itemised and overdue. Hinton explores the friendships, relationships and creative circles surrounding Mitchell, including her connections with David Crosby, Graham Nash, James Taylor and the musicians of California’s Laurel Canyon scene. It was a world of artistic freedom, expensive guitars and people writing songs about one another faster than listeners could establish who had left whom. Mitchell stood at its centre while also remaining determinedly apart: admired, imitated and occasionally resented for possessing both the talent and the alarming habit of using it exactly as she pleased. Success with Blue and Court and Spark might have encouraged a more accommodating artist to repeat the formula indefinitely. Mitchell instead moved towards jazz, complex arrangements and increasingly experimental work with musicians such as Jaco Pastorius, Wayne Shorter and Charles Mingus. The audiences who wanted another wistful acoustic confession were presented with shifting rhythms, unusual tunings and songs requiring rather more concentration than the record company’s marketing department considered medically advisable. The book also considers Mitchell the painter, poet and fiercely independent artist, for whom an album was not simply a collection of songs but a complete visual and musical statement. She designed much of her own artwork, constantly altered her guitar tunings and resisted the expectations placed upon female performers. The industry was comfortable with women being confessional, provided they remained decorative and repeated the successful confession on schedule. Mitchell declined. Published in 1996, Both Sides Now surveys a career already spanning folk, rock, pop and jazz, examining the records, the relationships and the restless intelligence behind them. Hinton presents Mitchell as both a product of her era and one of the artists who escaped its boundaries: a musician capable of writing songs that feel intimately personal while remaining mysteriously applicable to everybody who hears them. This Sanctuary edition is in As New condition—clean, fresh and apparently spared the emotional weather endured by the people in the songs. An excellent copy for Joni Mitchell admirers, students of popular music and anyone who has looked at love from both sides and concluded that neither side came with adequate instructions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7228/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/joni-mitchell-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sanctuary 9781860741609 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7227 The Jesuit Factor by Peter Rawlinson The Jesuit Factor: A Personal Investigation sends Peter Rawlinson in search of the truth about the Society of Jesus, an organisation which has spent more than four centuries being admired, mistrusted, expelled, restored, consulted by popes and blamed for almost everything except the weather. Founded by Ignatius of Loyola in the sixteenth century, the Jesuits became famous for education, scholarship, missionary work and a willingness to enter arguments that everybody else had wisely left unattended. Rawlinson—a lawyer, former Attorney General and committed Roman Catholic—travels around the world examining what the Jesuits had become by the late twentieth century. His journey takes him from Warsaw to San Salvador and from Tokyo to Poona, visiting Jesuit communities and speaking to priests working amid poverty, political repression and social upheaval. It is part religious enquiry, part travelogue and part inspection conducted by a barrister who suspects that some of the witnesses may be withholding evidence. At the centre of the book is the transformation of the order following the Second Vatican Council. Many Jesuits had moved beyond the traditional work of schools, universities and retreats to become directly involved in struggles for social justice. In Latin America especially, priests found themselves alongside the poor and oppressed, sometimes adopting the language and analysis of Marxism through liberation theology. To supporters, this was Christianity taking the Sermon on the Mount seriously; to critics, it was what happened when priests read Das Kapital without first seeking permission from the appropriate cardinal. Rawlinson is fascinated but uneasy. He asks whether the Jesuits’ “preferential option for the poor” represents a courageous return to the Gospel or a political departure from their religious purpose. Have they become the conscience of the Church, or merely its most articulate internal opposition? Are they obeying the Pope, challenging him for his own good, or engaging in the ancient Jesuit art of explaining that obedience is a considerably more nuanced concept than non-Jesuits generally suppose? The investigation inevitably leads into the strained relationship between the Society and Pope John Paul II, a pontiff who had experienced communism directly and was understandably unreceptive to clergy finding attractive features in Marxist analysis. Jesuit activism, the leadership of Pedro Arrupe and the order’s involvement in revolutionary societies all come under Rawlinson’s scrutiny. The result is not a detached encyclopaedic history but a distinctly personal argument by a Catholic establishment figure worried that one of the Church’s most powerful institutions may have exchanged spiritual authority for political fashion. Along the way, however, Rawlinson encounters men whose lives cannot be reduced to Vatican disputes or ideological labels: teachers, missionaries and priests working in dangerous places where theology is less an academic pastime than a question of who gets fed, imprisoned or shot. The book captures both the international reach of the Jesuits and their peculiar ability to appear simultaneously at the centre of power and on the side of those with none. Published in 1990, The Jesuit Factor offers a provocative snapshot of the Catholic Church at the end of the Cold War, when faith, revolution and geopolitics were sharing the same cramped confessional. It is an accessible mixture of reportage, religious debate and travel writing, written from a clearly sceptical perspective and best approached as Rawlinson’s case for the prosecution rather than the final judgement of an ecumenical court. This Weidenfeld and Nicolson edition is in Very Good condition and has a plastic protective sleeve, preserving it from dust, handling and any sudden recurrence of the Suppression of the Jesuits. A rewarding book for readers interested in Catholic history, liberation theology, religious politics and an order whose members take vows of obedience yet have never shown much enthusiasm for being intellectually quiet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7227/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-jesuit-factor-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297810438 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7226 A Woman in Berlin by Anonymous A Woman in Berlin is the extraordinary diary of an educated German woman living through the fall of Berlin in 1945, when Hitler’s promised thousand-year Reich reached its twelfth year and concluded beneath rubble, artillery fire and a sudden abundance of people claiming never to have been particularly keen on it. Written between 20 April and 22 June 1945, the diary follows its unnamed author as the Red Army closes in and enters the city. Berlin’s grand imperial capital has become a landscape of ruined buildings, crowded cellars, broken water pipes and citizens trying to determine whether the next rumour contains useful information or merely a new variety of panic. Food is scarce, electricity intermittent and the government, having spent years issuing orders about Europe’s future, is no longer especially available for questions. The author records the daily mechanics of survival with remarkable clarity: searching for water, salvaging food, exchanging news, avoiding shells and negotiating the rapidly changing rules of power. The old certainties disappear almost overnight. Nazi officials shed their uniforms, respectable neighbours become scavengers and cigarettes acquire a more convincing value than the Reichsmark. Ideology gives way to potatoes, because history may be written by the victors, but supper belongs to whoever can find an onion. At the heart of the diary is the mass rape of German women by Soviet soldiers. The author herself is repeatedly assaulted and, recognising that random vulnerability offers no protection, seeks a relationship with a senior officer in the hope that one man’s claim may deter the others. She writes about this without theatricality or false consolation, observing both her own responses and those of the women around her as they develop grim, practical strategies for enduring what cannot be prevented. The understatement makes the horror more immediate: catastrophe has become another domestic problem to be discussed in the cellar between air raids. Yet the account is not a simple arrangement of innocent Germans and monstrous invaders. The diarist is acutely conscious of what Germany has done across Europe and of the suffering inflicted in its name. She listens as Berliners revise their political biographies, distance themselves from the defeated regime and begin the national sport of having known all along. Her gaze is unsentimental in every direction, including towards herself. Victimhood does not erase responsibility, although responsibility does not make the victims’ suffering unreal. Amid violence and deprivation, there are flashes of humour, solidarity and absurdity. Women share information, improvise meals and speak with a frankness that peacetime respectability would have forbidden. Men return from the front to discover that the women they left behind have survived experiences they cannot bear to hear about. The author’s intelligence, linguistic ability and cool observational manner give the diary the immediacy of lived history rather than history tidied afterwards by people who already know how it ends. First published in English in the 1950s, A Woman in Berlin was initially controversial and appeared anonymously to protect its author. It is now recognised as one of the most important personal accounts of the end of the Second World War: a stark record of conquest seen not from a command bunker or military map, but from kitchens, basements and streets where civilians attempted to remain human after their institutions had comprehensively failed the test. This 2006 Virago Press edition is in Good condition and comes fitted with a plastic protective sleeve, giving the cover an additional defensive layer that would have been rather more useful to Berlin in 1945. A compelling and deeply unsettling memoir for readers interested in women’s history, wartime diaries, the fall of Nazi Germany and what happens after the official histories have finished moving their arrows across the map. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7226/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-woman-in-berlin-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Virago Press 9781844081110 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7225 Before The Knife by Carolyn Slaughter Before the Knife: Memories of an African Childhood is Carolyn Slaughter’s account of growing up in Botswana during the 1950s, in the closing years of British colonial rule. From the outside, hers was the sort of expatriate childhood that could be arranged into a handsome album: district postings, long journeys, servants, government houses, rivers, desert skies and English children standing stiffly beside large motorcars. Unfortunately, family photographs are excellent at recording clothes and scenery, but notoriously poor at mentioning terror. Slaughter’s father was a British colonial official, a man entrusted with exercising authority over a distant territory despite being spectacularly unfit to exercise it over himself. Violent, bullying and sexually abusive, he ruled his household through fear. Her mother, anxious and emotionally unavailable, maintained the brittle conventions of English respectability, because if there is one thing the Empire taught particularly well, it was how to put on a clean dress and behave as though nothing unspeakable had happened. Slaughter states plainly that her father began raping her when she was six. She does not turn this revelation into a lurid mystery or an approaching theatrical climax; it is the terrible fact beneath the childhood she reconstructs. Much of the memoir concerns the ways in which a child lives around what cannot be understood or safely spoken: through nightmares, accidents, fury, silence and an increasingly desperate desire to resist the man whom every adult institution appears willing to regard as respectable. Yet Before the Knife is not solely a record of cruelty. Beyond the house lay the Kalahari and the Okavango country: thorn trees, water lilies, flamingos, crocodiles, immense skies and the intoxicating freedom of disappearing into the bush. Africa became Slaughter’s refuge, offering beauty without pretence and danger without hypocrisy. A crocodile, at least, did not require anyone to call it Father or compliment it at dinner. The book is therefore poised between two childhoods occupying the same landscape. One is filled with violence, secrecy and colonial repression; the other with rivers, animals, light and an intense imaginative freedom. Slaughter writes as an adult returning to the memories she had been forced to bury, trying to understand how the girl she was survived long enough to become the woman able to tell her story. The knife of the title belongs to a moment of contemplated retaliation, but it also suggests the cutting edge of memory: the point at which silence can no longer protect anyone except the guilty. Painful, candid and vividly atmospheric, Before the Knife is both a memoir of abuse and an elegy for an African landscape that gave its author somewhere to breathe. It exposes the ugly domestic reality concealed behind the orderly machinery of colonial life while preserving the wonder of a place that offered solace when the adults conspicuously failed to do so. This 2003 Black Swan edition is in As New condition—a notably fresh copy of a book concerned with memories that are anything but. A powerful read for those interested in literary memoir, African childhood, colonial society and the difficult business of giving language to experiences a family spent years pretending had never occurred. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7225/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/before-the-knife-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Black Swan 9780552999885 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7224 Dangerous Games by Susan Crosland Dangerous Games introduces Hugo Carroll and Georgie Chase, Washington’s enviably successful media couple. Hugo is America’s most influential political columnist, capable of advancing a career with one favourable paragraph or quietly burying it somewhere beneath the corrections. Georgie is the formidable editor of a leading news magazine, which means that between them they possess wealth, prestige, several desirable properties and enough influence to make elected politicians feel like temporary members of staff. Naturally, they are assumed to have the perfect marriage. This is because they are attractive, successful and regularly photographed looking pleased to see one another, which in Washington constitutes overwhelming evidence. Behind the polished surface, however, Georgie’s career is accelerating, Hugo’s affections are becoming negotiable and their marriage is beginning to acquire the structural integrity of a government promise. Into this slight domestic vulnerability strides Jock Liddon, a powerful Washington lobbyist who regards democracy as a promising commercial opportunity. Jock’s latest client is Star Oil, which would like access to British oilfields and sees no compelling reason why laws, governments or basic decency should interfere. Assisting him is Lisa Tabor, beautiful, ambitious and equipped with a lobbying technique that occasionally dispenses with the paperwork. Hugo looks particularly susceptible; British cabinet minister Ian Lonsdale may also prove useful; and everyone involved has something another person wants badly enough to lie about. The resulting intrigue moves between Washington, New York and London, through glossy offices, fashionable parties, political corridors and expensive homes where the drinks are generous but the motives are carefully measured. Marriage, journalism, government and corporate money become thoroughly entangled, while adultery is treated less as a moral crisis than as an alternative route to the minister’s diary. But these are not merely the usual harmless recreations of wealthy power brokers. Jock’s manoeuvrings lead towards Northern Ireland, and the fashionable world of influence-peddling begins to overlap with terrorism. Suddenly the games played over dinner tables and double whiskies carry consequences more serious than a damaged reputation or an awkward weekend in Georgetown. Bombs explode, loyalties collapse and several people discover that corruption is considerably more exciting when viewed from a safe distance. Drawing on Susan Crosland’s close knowledge of journalism and political society, Dangerous Games is a sleek tale of power, sex, money and media manipulation, populated by people who publicly expose corruption while privately wondering whether it might be useful. It is political intrigue dressed for dinner: cynical, glamorous and busy demonstrating that the free press is extremely free, provided somebody wealthy is paying the expenses. This 1991 Penguin edition is in As New condition—a remarkably fresh copy, apparently spared the wear normally produced by lobbyists, cabinet ministers and repeated confidential briefings. Ideal for readers who enjoy political blockbusters, transatlantic skulduggery and marriages in which both parties can make or break a government but have misplaced the instructions for speaking honestly to each other. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7224/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dangerous-games-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140167412 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7223 Witch Wood by John Buchan Witch Wood takes us to seventeenth-century Scotland, a place of hard winters, harder sermons and an alarming shortage of people prepared to mind their own business. The country is divided by religion, politics and the Civil War, while almost everybody is convinced that God agrees with them personally and has reserved a particularly unpleasant eternity for the people in the next parish. Young David Sempill arrives as the new minister of Woodilee, a remote Border community whose inhabitants appear, at first glance, to be merely poor, suspicious and unusually enthusiastic about sin. David is earnest, compassionate and determined to serve his parishioners without shouting damnation at them every few minutes—an attitude which immediately marks him as dangerously unconventional. He soon discovers that beneath Woodilee’s public displays of rigid Presbyterian virtue lies a considerably older and less respectable world. In the nearby Melanudrigill Wood, strange rites are being performed among the trees. Figures who spend Sunday condemning wickedness may be occupying their remaining evenings in rather more inventive pursuits, and David begins to suspect that witchcraft is not merely something discussed by excitable elders after too much ale. Unfortunately, accusing respectable parishioners of participating in pagan ceremonies is rarely an efficient way to improve one’s standing in the community, especially when some of those parishioners are better connected, more ruthless and considerably less troubled by conscience. As plague and civil conflict close in, David must contend with hypocrisy, fanaticism, forbidden love and the uncomfortable possibility that the supposed guardians of righteousness are sheltering something thoroughly rotten. His struggle is not simply against witchcraft but against a society in which religious certainty provides excellent camouflage for cruelty, ambition and private appetite. Everyone talks constantly about the Devil, although very few seem willing to notice him when he is sitting on the kirk session. First published in 1927, Witch Wood is one of John Buchan’s darker and more substantial historical novels: part supernatural mystery, part political drama and part portrait of a community busily polishing its public virtue while something unspeakable dances in the forest. Buchan fills it with brooding landscapes, theological quarrels, secret rituals and that peculiarly Scottish variety of menace in which even the weather appears to disapprove of you. This 1989 Carroll & Graf edition is in Good condition—a sound and presentable copy which may have passed through mortal hands but shows no definite evidence of nocturnal ceremonies in a wood. Ideal for admirers of historical fiction, folk horror and novels about communities where the minister is the only person asking sensible questions, and everyone else would greatly prefer that he stopped. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7223/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/witchwood-aug-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Carroll and Graf 9780881844962 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7222 Midwinter by John Buchan Midwinter finds John Buchan abandoning the modern world of motorcars, telephones and international conspiracies in favour of 1745, when conspiracies travelled on horseback, messages were hidden in saddlebags and political disagreements were liable to conclude with somebody being pursued across a frozen moor. Alastair Maclean is a loyal Jacobite soldier returning from exile in France to assist Bonnie Prince Charlie’s advance into England. The Prince urgently needs English supporters, money and men, all of which have apparently been promised and none of which are arriving—a logistical difficulty which, in the eighteenth century as now, suggests that someone has been lying in a meeting. Maclean is sent roaming through an wintry England of lonely inns, ancient estates and uncertain loyalties to discover why the expected support has failed to materialise. Along the way he encounters Midwinter, the mysterious leader of the Spoonbills, a secret brotherhood of ordinary country people who possess an extremely useful knowledge of roads, hiding places and other people’s business. He also meets spies, double agents, cautious aristocrats, Bonnie Prince Charlie himself and an impoverished young tutor named Samuel Johnson, who has not yet written his famous dictionary but is already quite capable of producing several paragraphs when a shorter answer might have sufficed. Unfortunately for Maclean, his mission becomes entangled with Claudia Grevel, a beautiful and devoted young woman married to a man whose conduct does not improve under examination. Maclean therefore finds himself choosing between love, honour and the Jacobite cause, three things which ought never to be placed together unless an author intends serious trouble. Treachery is uncovered, loyalties are tested and history continues its remorseless march towards Derby and disaster, despite everyone’s strenuous efforts to persuade it otherwise. First published in 1923, Midwinter is a rich historical adventure filled with secret journeys, political intrigue, doomed idealism and Buchan’s customary suspicion that civilisation is only temporarily in charge. It is a novel of misty roads and lost causes, in which brave men behave honourably, dishonest men behave profitably and England itself seems to be waiting in the cold to see which king turns up. This 1981 Hodder and Stoughton edition is in As New condition—remarkably fresh, clean and apparently untouched by Jacobite cavalry, government agents or two and a half centuries of dynastic resentment. An excellent copy for readers of historical fiction, Buchan collectors or anyone who prefers their espionage conducted by candlelight, with horses outside and Dr Johnson arriving unexpectedly to complicate matters.6 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7222/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/midwinter-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780600205630 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7220 The Reproductive System by John Sladek John Sladek’s The Reproductive System is a science-fiction satire about machines that reproduce themselves, which is already rude enough before humanity gets involved. It begins with the sort of brilliant technological idea that makes engineers beam, administrators approve funding, and readers quietly edge toward the exits: self-replicating robots. Because if there is one thing history has taught us, it is that making a machine capable of making more of itself will certainly remain under sensible supervision. The device at the centre of the chaos is meant to be clever, useful, rational and probably filed under “progress.” Naturally, it begins producing more machines, then more complications, then the sort of expanding mechanical nuisance that turns a good invention into a species-level paperwork crisis. Sladek has great fun with the human talent for building systems nobody fully understands and then acting injured when the system takes the instructions seriously. This is not solemn, chrome-plated science fiction with everyone gazing at the stars and using words like destiny. It is comic, sharp, deranged and deeply suspicious of technological optimism. The future here is not a shining avenue but a workshop full of badly anticipated consequences. Scientists tinker, institutions blunder, machines multiply, officials fail to grasp the obvious, and human stupidity proves, once again, to be the most renewable energy source. The title is beautifully clinical, which makes the absurdity worse. The Reproductive System sounds as if it might be found in a biology classroom, but Sladek applies the phrase to machinery, bureaucracy and society with equal malice. Reproduction, after all, is not automatically a blessing. Sometimes what reproduces is error. Sometimes it is paperwork. Sometimes it is a robot with more confidence than judgement. Sometimes it is the same human folly, freshly manufactured in bulk. Sladek belongs to that gleefully subversive line of science-fiction writers who looked at the genre’s love of technology and asked whether the readers had considered suing. His machines are not merely gadgets; they are satirical instruments, exposing the vanity of inventors, the emptiness of institutional language and the absurdity of assuming intelligence will be present just because complexity has arrived. The robots may be mechanical, but the real automation is human incompetence repeating itself. For readers of satirical science fiction, rogue-machine stories, black comedy, anti-bureaucratic mischief, self-replicating technology and old Gollancz oddities with bite, The Reproductive System is splendid shelf material. It is clever, brisk, strange and maliciously funny in that particular way where the joke keeps pointing at civilisation and asking who approved the design. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Gollancz hardback about machines making more machines and people making the usual mess of things. No guarantee it will not reproduce if left near other SF books, though frankly the shelf could probably use the company. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7220/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-reproductive-system-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz 9780575038516 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7218 Plan for Chaos by John Wyndham John Wyndham’s Plan for Chaos is a lost-and-later-found Wyndham oddity in which Nazis, clones, conspiracy, post-war unease, strange doubles and science-fiction melodrama all gather in the same room and begin behaving as if subtlety had been rationed. Written before Wyndham became the master of polite catastrophe with The Day of the Triffids and The Midwich Cuckoos, it has the energy of an author trying several alarming levers at once and discovering that, yes, the machine does make a noise. The plot begins with Johnny Farthing, a photographer who notices that several women in different places appear to look exactly like his sister. This is not, in most families, an encouraging development. Before long he is pulled into a web of doubles, secret organisations, suspicious deaths, hidden science and the lingering shadow of Nazi ambition, because the twentieth century, having misbehaved globally, apparently still had some paperwork left over. This is Wyndham in thriller mode, with science fiction leaking through the floorboards. There are secret plans, sinister genetics, underground schemes, authoritarian fantasies and the old pulp pleasure of discovering that the odd little detail in chapter one may in fact be part of a world-endangering plot. It is less tea-and-triffids apocalypse than conspiracy adventure with biological unpleasantness, but the familiar Wyndham anxiety is already there: humanity improving its tools without improving its judgement. The irony of the title is that chaos is rarely improved by planning, yet human beings persist. Give a fanatic a laboratory, a doctrine and a filing system, and sooner or later someone will call it order while everyone else reaches for the exits. Plan for Chaos belongs to that post-war moment when the defeat of Nazism did not entirely end the fear of what modern science, bureaucracy and ideology might do if locked together overnight. Because it was unpublished in Wyndham’s lifetime, the book also has the charm of a recovered specimen: not the polished canonical Wyndham everyone was assigned later, but a stranger, rougher, more feverish cousin. It shows the writer before he fully settled into his most famous voice, rummaging through invasion fears, identity, heredity, political nightmare and adventure mechanics with admirable lack of calm. One can almost hear the later Wyndham forming, adjusting his tie while the earlier one blows something up in the next room. For readers of John Wyndham, vintage British science fiction, lost novels, Nazi-conspiracy thrillers, cloning stories, and books where the future arrives in a trench coat carrying bad documents, this is a fascinating shelf-piece. It may not be the first Wyndham to read, but it is absolutely the sort of Wyndham to own if you enjoy seeing the workshop as well as the showroom. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Penguin paperback of a rediscovered Wyndham curiosity, ready for anyone whose science fiction shelf has room for doubles, plots, genetic meddling and the deeply human belief that chaos will behave if only given a proper plan. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7218/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plan-for-chaos-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141048772 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7217 The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut’s The Sirens of Titan is a space novel in the same way a piano falling down a staircase is a musical event. It has rockets, Mars, Mercury, Titan, interplanetary travel, alien manipulation, human destiny, free will, religion, war, wealth, stupidity, loneliness and the usual Vonnegut suspicion that the universe may be less a grand design than a practical joke with casualties. At the centre is Malachi Constant, the richest and luckiest man in America, which is a dangerous position in a Vonnegut novel because luck usually arrives carrying a bill. Malachi is swept into a cosmic itinerary he neither understands nor deserves, while Winston Niles Rumfoord, having become unstuck in space-time, turns up periodically with the irritating confidence of a man who has already read the next chapter of everyone’s life. Between them unfolds a journey through planets, armies, prophecies and humiliations large enough to make personal dignity seem almost antique. Vonnegut takes the machinery of classic science fiction and fills it with human absurdity. Mars has an army, because of course it does. Earth invents religion around misunderstanding, because of course it does. People search for meaning, because they are built that way; the universe supplies explanations that are either cruel, ridiculous, accidental or all three, because the universe has never been especially customer-focused. If there is a plan, it may not be flattering. If there is purpose, it may involve spare parts. The irony of the book is that it is wildly cosmic and bitterly domestic at the same time. Whole planets are involved, but the emotional scale remains painfully human: vanity, love, resentment, obedience, loneliness, shame, hope. Vonnegut’s future is not sleek. It is dented, bureaucratic, militarised, sentimental, stupid and oddly tender, which is to say it resembles the present wearing a space helmet it found in a cupboard. This is early Vonnegut at his bleakly comic best: science fiction used not as escape, but as a viewing platform from which humanity can be seen more clearly and found waving the wrong flag. His sentences have that deceptively casual snap, as if the end of civilisation were being explained by a man leaning in a doorway with a cigarette and no great faith in management. For readers of satirical science fiction, existential comedy, anti-war fiction, cosmic farce, fate, free will, and books where the meaning of life may turn out to be both enormous and insulting, The Sirens of Titan is essential shelf material. It is funny, sad, strange, sharp and deeply suspicious of anyone claiming to know what it all means. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Indigo paperback, ready to sit on the science fiction shelf looking harmless while quietly suggesting that the universe has been making arrangements behind your back. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7217/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sirens-of-titan-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Indigo 9780575400238 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7216 War and Anti-War - Survival at the Dawn of the 21st Century by Alvin Toffler and Heidi Toffler Alvin and Heidi Toffler’s War and Anti-War is a book about the future of conflict from the people who had already spent a fair amount of time warning everyone that the future was arriving faster than the furniture could be rearranged. Published in 1994, just after the Cold War had supposedly ended and history was meant to be relaxing in a tasteful global cardigan, it asks what war might become in the new century of information, technology, networks, media, precision weapons, economic change and societies no longer organised around the same old industrial assumptions. The Tofflers argue that war changes when civilisation changes. Agricultural societies fight one way, industrial societies another, and information-age societies bring their own alarming toolkit: data, speed, surveillance, smart weapons, decentralised systems, knowledge as power, infrastructure as target, and the increasingly awkward fact that a computer network may be more strategically important than a hill. The battlefield begins to leak into banks, satellites, newsrooms, laboratories, supply chains and the domestic peace of anyone who thought “cyber” was going to remain a word for specialist magazines. The title’s double edge is the point. War and Anti-War is not simply about fighting better, but about preventing, limiting, understanding and surviving conflict in a world where power is changing shape. The old model of mass armies, smokestacks, steel production and industrial mobilisation had not vanished, but it was no longer the whole story. The future, as usual, had arrived wearing several contradictory hats: peacekeeping, high-tech strikes, terrorism, information warfare, economic pressure, precision violence and the cheerful globalisation of vulnerability. There is a fine irony in books about “the dawn of the 21st century.” They are written from the edge of tomorrow, peering forward with charts, theories and the mild confidence that tomorrow will at least have the decency to resemble an argument. Some predictions date. Some become uncomfortably familiar. Reading the Tofflers now is partly a time capsule of 1990s strategic thought and partly a reminder that many of the anxieties they identified — networks, asymmetric conflict, media power, technological acceleration, fragile systems — did not politely go away. They moved in and asked for Wi-Fi. This is not a memoir of battle or a straight military history. It is a big-ideas book about how conflict follows the structure of society, which means it roams across technology, economics, politics, strategy and culture with the Tofflers’ usual appetite for grand patterns. If armies are shaped by the worlds that produce them, then understanding war requires more than counting tanks. One must look at factories, knowledge, computers, media, organisations, energy, borders, markets and the strange human ability to turn every new invention into either a tool, a weapon or a committee. For readers of military theory, future studies, geopolitics, technology and society, post-Cold War strategy, information warfare and those grimly fascinating books that explain why the next century may be less tidy than advertised, this is lively and provocative shelf material. It belongs beside works that thought seriously about what came after the twentieth century, before the twenty-first had fully introduced itself and begun breaking things. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Little, Brown volume from the 1990s future-watch shelf, ready to explain why tomorrow’s wars might involve fewer cavalry charges and rather more data, satellites, networks and people saying “systems vulnerability” with worrying confidence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7216/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/war-and-anti-war-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little Brown and Company 9780316909518 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7215 The Makioka Sisters by Junichiro Tanizaki Junichiro Tanizaki’s The Makioka Sisters is a great, graceful family novel about four sisters, old Osaka manners, marriage negotiations, social decline, seasonal rituals, illness, pride, beauty, money, propriety, and the delicate art of watching an entire way of life rearrange itself while everyone pretends the kimono has merely slipped. It is set in pre-war Japan, where the Makioka family still carries the memory of wealth and status, even as modernity, reduced fortunes and awkward practicalities keep turning up like guests who were not on the seating plan. The sisters are Tsuruko, Sachiko, Yukiko and Taeko, each occupying a different place in the family machinery. Yukiko’s marriage prospects become one of the central occupations of the book, because in this world a marriage is not merely a romance but a social operation involving relatives, inquiries, reputation, timing, health, class, money, tact and the ability of everyone to remain polite while quietly panicking. Taeko, meanwhile, is younger, modern, wilful and considerably less inclined to let family expectations arrange her like furniture. Tanizaki’s genius is to make small events carry enormous weight. A visit, a letter, a rumour, a failed match, a flood, an illness, a festival, a glimpse of cherry blossom, a change in clothing, a private disappointment: all of it matters. The novel proceeds with beautiful patience, not because nothing is happening, but because in a family like this everything is happening under the surface. The great dramas are often conducted through manners, and manners, as anyone from an old family knows, can be weaponised with appalling refinement. There is a lovely irony in the book’s elegance. It is full of grace, ceremony and exquisite attention, yet underneath runs anxiety: the family’s status fading, daughters not marrying neatly, old codes losing authority, Japan itself moving toward a darker modern age. The Makiokas are not destroyed in some loud melodramatic crash. Their world erodes, beautifully, socially, domestically, one postponed decision at a time. Decline, here, has excellent taste. This is not a novel for readers who require explosions by page twelve. It is for those who understand that a marriage interview can be as tense as a duel, that family reputation can behave like a fragile antique, and that a young woman choosing her own life may cause more alarm than a natural disaster. Tanizaki writes social change as domestic weather: quiet, persistent, impossible to ignore, and likely to ruin someone’s plans for the afternoon. For lovers of Japanese literature, family sagas, social novels, pre-war Japan, literary fiction, sisters, rituals, class, and the beautifully terrible pressure of polite society, The Makioka Sisters is essential shelf material. It is a long, controlled, luminous portrait of a family trying to remain itself while history, money and desire quietly rearrange the room. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Picador paperback of a major modern Japanese classic, ready for any shelf where cherry blossom, family duty, social embarrassment and exquisite decline are allowed to sit together in uncomfortable harmony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7215/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-makioka-sisters-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330280464 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7214 The A-Z of Whisky by Gavin D Smith Gavin D. Smith’s The A-Z of Whisky is a book for anyone who has ever stood before a shelf of bottles and realised that civilisation has turned barley, water, yeast, oak, smoke, geography, marketing and patience into a full alphabet of decisions. Whisky appears simple enough from a distance: brown liquid, glass, possibly an opinionated uncle. Then one looks closer and discovers regions, stills, casks, peat, blends, malts, distilleries, bottlings, histories, tasting notes and the terrifying possibility that “I quite like that one” is not considered sufficient scholarship. Arranged alphabetically, this is the sensible way to approach an unsensible subject. Instead of beginning with a single grand theory of whisky, Smith gives the reader names, terms, places, processes, people and bottles in manageable entries, like a civilised guide through a landscape where everyone is pretending to be relaxed while secretly caring very much about sherry casks. It is part reference book, part companion, part map, and part warning that whisky knowledge, once opened, does not go neatly back in the bottle. Here are distilleries, styles, production methods, industry figures, regional distinctions, technical vocabulary and the cultural baggage that clings lovingly to the glass. Scotch, Irish, American, Japanese and other whiskies all belong to a world where tradition and commerce dance very carefully around one another. Every dram arrives with a story: family firms, lost distilleries, revived labels, warehouse mysteries, peat smoke, angel’s share, copper stills and the grand old human habit of turning weather into branding. The irony of whisky is that it sells itself as ancient, elemental and honest, while also being one of the most elaborately narrated liquids on Earth. A bottle is never just a bottle. It has provenance, character, expression, finish, age statement, wood policy, tasting profile and possibly a label involving a stag, a glen, a founder, or a word that looks as though it may require Gaelic confidence. This book helps decode the theatre without spoiling the pleasure, which is the proper balance. For whisky drinkers, collectors, gift buyers, pub philosophers, distillery visitors, beginners trying not to nod falsely, and experienced drinkers who enjoy having arguments in alphabetical order, this is a very handy shelf companion. It is the kind of book that can settle a query, start a query, or make a quiet evening more expensive by reminding you of several bottles you suddenly need to try. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid whisky reference volume, sadly not whisky-scented unless previous ownership was more atmospheric than advertised. No dram included, no corkscrew required, and no guarantee that reading from A to Z will improve your palate, though it may improve the confidence with which you say “interesting cask influence” while hoping nobody asks a follow-up question. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7214/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-a-z-of-whisky-aug-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Neil Wilson Publishing 9781906476038 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7213 Contemporary Chronicles of the Middle Ages - Sources of Twelfth Century History by Joseph Stephenson Joseph Stephenson’s Contemporary Chronicles of the Middle Ages is a doorway into the twelfth century, that lively period when Europe was busy producing kings, saints, monks, crusaders, bishops, barons, miracles, quarrels, sieges, omens, bad weather and enough dynastic tension to keep several scriptoria in employment. The subtitle, Sources of Twelfth Century History, tells you exactly what is inside: not modern hindsight polished into a smooth narrative, but the voices and records closer to the actual noise. This is a book of medieval chronicles, which means history before it learned to pretend it was neutral. Chroniclers recorded battles, rulers, births, deaths, disasters, councils, visions, rebellions and divine displeasure with varying degrees of accuracy and great confidence in providence. If a comet appeared, it probably meant something. If a king behaved badly, the chronicler may have noticed. If a monastery was wronged, the moral universe was alerted immediately and in Latin. The pleasure of contemporary sources is that they give you the Middle Ages before the museum glass goes up. Here are the people of the time explaining their own world, with all its assumptions intact: faith, hierarchy, violence, law, land, loyalty, relics, rumours, oaths, marvels and political complaints dressed as moral observation. A modern historian may patiently separate cause, context and evidence. A medieval chronicler may instead report that God, a saint, a bad king and an eclipse were all involved, and somehow the result feels more honest about the emotional atmosphere. The twelfth century was hardly short of material. The Anarchy in England, the rise of Angevin power, crusading energy, church reform, monastic expansion, legal change, court politics and the general medieval habit of turning inheritance into warfare all belong to this world. Chronicles are where these things become immediate: not “feudal instability” as a textbook phrase, but named men burning places, swearing things, betraying other things, founding abbeys, seeing signs, and dying inconveniently. There is a fine irony in calling these sources “contemporary,” because they are now old enough to make almost everything else look recently assembled. Yet to their own age they were the news, the record, the warning, the explanation and sometimes the complaint department. They remind us that history was once written by people who did not know they were living in “the Middle Ages.” They thought they were living in the present, which is usually how the trap works. For readers of medieval history, primary sources, chronicles, twelfth-century England and Europe, monastic writers, crusading history, and old accounts where politics and salvation keep sharing a desk, this is a useful and characterful volume. It is especially suited to anyone who prefers to meet the past in its own handwriting, before later historians have tidied its hair and corrected its table manners. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Llanerch Enterprises volume, ready for the shelf where kings misbehave, monks take notes, comets look suspicious, and the twelfth century continues insisting that everything happened for a reason, preferably one recorded before supper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7213/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/contemporary-chronicles-of-the-middle-ages-aug-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Llanerch Enterprises 9780947992170 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7212 Spider World - The Tower by Colin Wilson Colin Wilson’s Spider World: The Tower returns to a future Earth where humanity has been demoted from “dominant species” to “nervous snack with language.” Giant spiders now rule the planet, which is one of those arrangements that makes one look back on ordinary civilisation, with all its taxes and plumbing, almost fondly. Humans survive in hiding, beneath notice, beneath ground, beneath dignity, trying not to become part of the local food chain with too much ceremony. This volume follows Niall and the strange, dangerous ascent from the human underworld into the terrifying structures of the spider civilisation. The Tower itself is exactly the sort of thing one does not want giant spiders to have: vast, organised, mysterious, vertical, and suggestive of a species that has moved well beyond “lurking in corners” and into architecture, hierarchy and long-term planning. A spider in the bath is bad enough. A spider empire with buildings is civilisation filing a complaint against evolution. Wilson’s future is wonderfully unpleasant because it takes a common human horror and gives it politics. The spiders are not merely large monsters wandering about being fangy for the sake of it. They have power, intelligence, social order and an entire world arranged around their supremacy. Humans are the diminished ones now, carrying memories, myths and scraps of courage through a landscape that no longer recognises them as important. The old species arrogance has been folded up and stored somewhere damp. There is a pleasing irony in the human role reversal. After ages of treating other creatures as resources, nuisances or supper, mankind has become the small scuttling thing trying to avoid notice. The philosophical point is not hidden behind the webbing. We built cities, declared dominion, named the animals, and then in Wilson’s cheerful nightmare the spiders came back with management experience. One can hardly call it fair, but it does have a certain administrative neatness. The book mixes quest, survival, speculative evolution, pulp adventure and Wilson’s taste for big, strange ideas. It has hidden societies, perilous journeys, psychic and biological oddness, oppressed humanity, vast insectile overlords and that slightly feverish 1980s paperback energy where the cover alone seems to say, “yes, this may be ridiculous, but you are absolutely going to read the next chapter.” The result is classic cult science fantasy: grim, imaginative, odd, and deeply committed to making legs a problem. For readers of vintage science fiction, post-human futures, giant-creature nightmares, Colin Wilson completists, or anyone who thinks civilisation would be improved by fewer arachnids in senior positions, Spider World: The Tower is fine shelf material. It continues the saga of human survival in a world where the ceiling has too many eyes and the ruling class can walk on it. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Grafton paperback, ready for the SF shelf, the spider shelf, or preferably the shelf slightly above eye level where it can’t creep up on anyone. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7212/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spider-world-the-tower-aug-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton 9780586072882 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7211 The Fall of Yugoslavia - The Third Balkan War by Misha Glenny Misha Glenny’s The Fall of Yugoslavia is about the moment a country with maps, flags, slogans, histories, grievances, republics, armies, neighbours and several centuries of unresolved thunder began coming apart in full public view. Yugoslavia did not simply “collapse,” that tidy word beloved of summaries. It cracked, burned, argued, lied, mobilised, fragmented and dragged ordinary people into the machinery of nationalism, war and political opportunism with a speed that still feels obscene. Glenny, who reported from the region, follows the descent into the wars of the 1990s: Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, ethnic nationalism, collapsing federal authority, militias, propaganda, sieges, expulsions, massacres, foreign confusion and the diplomatic theatre in which everyone solemnly discussed peace while events on the ground continued to behave with terrible independence. This is history written close enough to the smoke that it does not have the luxury of sounding neat. The subtitle, The Third Balkan War, gives the book its wider shadow. These conflicts did not erupt from nowhere, however much television news liked to present them as sudden Balkan madness, a phrase that has done a great deal of lazy work for people unwilling to learn names. Glenny places the wars in political and historical context: the legacy of Tito’s Yugoslavia, the ambitions of leaders, the manipulation of fear, the fragility of institutions, and the ease with which old wounds can be reopened by men who know exactly where to press. There is a grim irony in Yugoslavia’s fall taking place in Europe after the Cold War, just when everyone was meant to be enjoying a new era of liberal optimism, borderless markets and the general soothing idea that history had become less murderous. Instead, camps, sieges, shelling, ethnic cleansing and mass graves returned to the European news cycle like an unpaid bill from the twentieth century. History, it turned out, had not ended. It had merely changed desks. Glenny’s account is valuable because it refuses the easy fog. The wars were not incomprehensible tribal chaos, nor some ancient curse conveniently absolving the living of responsibility. They were made by decisions, speeches, media, weapons, ambitions, fears, myths, police, armies, opportunists and failures of international will. That is the uncomfortable part. Catastrophe is not always irrational. Sometimes it is organised, named, broadcast and voted into motion. For readers of modern European history, Balkan politics, war reporting, nationalism, Yugoslavia, Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia and the dark art of watching a state become a battlefield, this is a sharp and important book. It belongs on the shelf where the 1990s are not allowed to be remembered only as Britpop, dial-up internet and regrettable shirts. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A clean, fresh Penguin copy of a book about a dirty, brutal and very recent historical disaster. The book has survived in excellent order, which is more than can be said for the political arrangements inside it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7211/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fall-of-yugoslavia-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140257717 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7210 The Rape of Nanking - The Forgotten Holocaust of World War II by Iris Chang Iris Chang’s The Rape of Nanking is not the sort of Second World War book that allows history to sit comfortably behind dates, maps and military arrows. It concerns the Japanese capture of Nanking in 1937 and the massacre, rape, torture and destruction that followed: one of the most appalling atrocities of the twentieth century, and one that for decades was too often pushed to the edge of Western memory while other horrors took up the available space. The subtitle, The Forgotten Holocaust of World War II, is doing exactly what it means to do. Chang’s book is an act of recovery, accusation and refusal. It looks at what happened to Chinese civilians and disarmed soldiers after the fall of the city, drawing on survivor testimony, diaries, documents and the accounts of foreign residents who witnessed the violence and, in some cases, tried desperately to protect those they could. It is not a comfortable book, and comfort would be a grotesque ambition. There is a bitter historical irony here. Nanking was not hidden because it was small, ambiguous or somehow lacking in horror. It was hidden because memory is political, archives are selective, victors and defeated nations alike prefer usable stories, and the world has a long record of looking away when looking directly would demand too much moral labour. Atrocity does not disappear by accident. It is misplaced, softened, disputed, minimised, filed badly, or left to survivors to carry until someone finally asks to see the evidence. Chang writes with urgency because the subject requires it. This is a book about violence, but also about denial; about massacre, but also about remembrance; about what human beings did, and what later human beings preferred not to discuss. The facts are terrible enough, but the afterlife of the facts matters too. What is remembered? What is disputed? Who is believed? Who is made to prove suffering that should never have required a second hearing? The book also records courage in the middle of ruin: the foreigners who established the Nanking Safety Zone, the witnesses who documented events, the survivors who endured and later spoke, and the fragile efforts to preserve truth against time, politics and exhaustion. None of this redeems the horror, because horror of this kind is not redeemed. But it does matter that the record exists, and that the dead are not left entirely to the convenience of silence. For readers of Second World War history, Asian history, war crimes, genocide studies, Japanese imperial history, survivor testimony and the politics of historical memory, this is a major and deeply disturbing work. It belongs on the shelf where history is not allowed to become tidy simply because tidiness is easier to sell. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A clean, sharp Penguin copy of a book about events that were anything but clean, sharp or bearable. The condition is excellent; the contents are not for the faint-hearted, nor should they be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7210/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rape-of-nanking0aug-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140277449 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7209 The Rachel Papers by Martin Amis Martin Amis’s The Rachel Papers introduces Charles Highway, a young man of such intense self-regard that one suspects mirrors file complaints when he leaves the room. Nineteen, clever, priapic, literary, ridiculous and armed with notebooks, theories and an almost touching belief in his own sophistication, Charles prepares to enter adulthood by attempting to seduce Rachel and turn the whole enterprise into an intellectual project. Romance, in his hands, becomes less a matter of feeling than filing. This is Amis’s first novel, and it arrives already grinning unpleasantly at the furniture. Charles is the kind of narrator who has read enough books to become dangerous but not enough life to become wise. He analyses, categorises, plots, records and congratulates himself, all while being at the mercy of ordinary lust, insecurity, vanity and youth’s great tragic delusion: that noticing one’s own absurdity somehow cancels it out. The “papers” of the title are Charles’s notes, schemes and observations, because naturally he cannot merely fancy a girl; he must document the campaign as if preparing a doctoral thesis in seduction with supplementary diagrams. Rachel herself becomes target, ideal, fantasy, person, problem and eventual evidence that women are not quite as cooperative as literary young men would prefer. The gap between Charles’s grand private machinery and the actual business of another human being is where much of the comedy lives, writhing slightly. There is a cruel little irony in the novel’s intelligence. Charles is bright enough to make excellent sentences out of his own foolishness, but not bright enough to stop being a fool. That is adolescence at its most dangerous: eloquent stupidity. He can turn his appetites into style, his vanity into wit, and his selfishness into performance, which is impressive until one remembers he still has to share the planet with other people. Amis gives the whole thing a sharp, flashy, grotesque energy: sex, class, food, bodies, books, jokes, exams, family, London, ambition and the awful comedy of being young and convinced one is already an exception. It is not a tender coming-of-age novel in which a sensitive boy learns quiet truths beside a river. It is a coming-of-age novel in which a clever little monster collides with desire, consequence and the limits of his own cleverness. For readers of Martin Amis, literary fiction, comic nastiness, unreliable narrators, 1970s youth, male vanity under glass, and novels where every sentence seems to have dressed up to misbehave, The Rachel Papers is prime early Amis. It is rude, sharp, showy, funny and appalling in approximately the proportions intended. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Penguin paperback, suitable for anyone who enjoys watching literary adolescence perform surgery on itself with a butter knife. No guarantee that Charles Highway will improve your faith in young men, but he may improve your appreciation of sentences behaving badly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7209/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rachel-papers-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140107234 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7208 Other Women by Lisa Alther Lisa Alther’s Other Women is a novel about therapy, desire, identity, feminism, marriage, sex, friendship and the perilous business of trying to become an honest human being while surrounded by other honest human beings doing it badly. At the centre is a woman in analysis, which in fiction means the furniture may look ordinary but the emotional upholstery is already coming apart. This is Alther territory: sharp, comic, frank, intelligent and very much alive to the absurdity of modern self-examination. The novel moves through the lives, relationships and inner weather of women trying to understand themselves after the old scripts have become useless and the new scripts have not yet been printed clearly. Husbands, lovers, therapists, friends, rivals, bodies, ambitions and histories all press in, each offering a different way to be dissatisfied. The title, Other Women, does what a good title should: it sounds simple and then quietly opens several trapdoors. Other women as rivals, friends, patients, mirrors, temptations, threats, examples, fantasies, versions of the self not chosen or not yet admitted. Every woman in the book seems to be, for someone else, an explanation, a warning, a possibility or an accusation. It is a crowded business, being oneself. There is a fine irony in therapy as a setting. One goes in hoping to become clearer and often begins by becoming much more complicated. Questions multiply. Childhood returns with luggage. Desire starts giving evidence. The past refuses to remain past. A simple sentence such as “I’m fine” suddenly requires excavation permits. Alther understands the comedy of this without denying the seriousness. The search for liberation can involve breakthroughs, yes, but also vanity, confusion, erotic misjudgement and saying things aloud that perhaps had been behaving better when left in the dark. This is a novel from the post-60s, post-women’s-liberation emotional battlefield, where freedom has arrived but not necessarily instructions. Women are allowed to want more, which is excellent, except “more” is a famously unruly category. Love, independence, sex, work, motherhood, intellect, honesty and selfhood all begin making claims. The result is messy, funny, painful and recognisably human, which is inconvenient for anyone hoping ideology would tidy up the living room. For readers of feminist fiction, literary comedy, 1980s women’s writing, novels of therapy and self-discovery, or books where the emotional truth arrives wearing slightly unsuitable shoes, Other Women is smart shelf material. It is not cosy, not coy, and not especially interested in pretending grown-up life improves merely because people have acquired vocabulary for it. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Almost indecently tidy for a novel about inner disorder, intimate confusion and the exhausting democratic process of becoming oneself. A clean Penguin copy, ready to sit on the shelf looking composed while everyone inside it quietly unravels. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7208/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/other-women-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140074307 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7207 Flash for Freedom by George MacDonald Fraser George MacDonald Fraser’s Flash for Freedom! sends Harry Flashman into the nineteenth-century slave trade, which is about as morally promising as giving a fox the keys to a henhouse and asking it to write a report on poultry welfare. Flashman, professional coward, opportunist, liar, seducer, accidental hero and veteran of surviving history by ducking at the correct moment, finds himself swept into another grand imperial catastrophe while insisting, naturally, that none of it is his fault. This time the great rogue is dragged from polite Britain into the Atlantic world of slavery, abolition, shipboard brutality, American politics, plantation society, pursuit, disguise and danger, all while trying to preserve the one cause to which he has ever shown unwavering devotion: Harry Flashman. Fraser’s trick, as ever, is to drop his appalling narrator into real historical darkness and let the contrast do its wicked work. Flashman is funny because he is shameless; the history is not funny at all, which is precisely why the book has teeth. The novel’s route takes in slave ships, abolitionist fervour, the American South, racial hypocrisy, political theatre, personal panic and Flashman’s genius for being mistaken for a man of principle whenever he is merely trying not to be killed. He is the sort of character history should reject on moral grounds, yet history keeps finding uses for him, probably because history itself has rarely been overly selective about company. There is a fine irony in the title. “Freedom” sounds noble, ringing, rhetorical, fit for speeches and banners. Add Flashman and suddenly it becomes slippery, compromised, self-serving and extremely nervous. He may end up near worthy causes, but not because he has sought moral improvement. If Flashman advances liberty, it is usually while backing away from danger, chasing a woman, escaping a scandal or misunderstanding the consequences until they become unavoidable. Fraser’s writing gives the whole filthy century its proper mixture of swagger and stink. The Flashman books are historical adventures with an unreliable conscience: fast, learned, viciously comic, footnoted, politically incorrect in the old deliberate sense, and far sharper than a casual glance suggests. They expose the Victorian heroic pose by putting a coward inside it and watching how often the costume still fits. For readers of historical fiction, black comedy, Victorian adventure, anti-heroes, imperial satire and novels where the narrator deserves a slap but keeps telling the story too well to dismiss, Flash for Freedom! is prime Flashman. It is outrageous, clever, uncomfortable and briskly indecent, like a school prize book that escaped, stole a horse and joined a scandal. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid HarperCollins paperback, fit for any shelf that can accommodate slavery, satire, cowardice, footnotes, bad behaviour and the horrible suspicion that history’s great men may sometimes have been standing next to absolute rotters who wrote better memoirs. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7207/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flash-for-freedom-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins 9780006176794 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7202 SOE In France 1941-1945 - An Official Account of the Special Operations Executives French Circuits by Robert Bourne-Patterson Robert Bourne-Patterson’s SOE in France 1941-1945 is an official account of Britain’s Special Operations Executive in France, which is to say it concerns the deeply unofficial business of secret war being written up afterwards in the sober tone of government paperwork. During the war, SOE’s French circuits were occupied with sabotage, resistance, wireless traffic, arms drops, couriers, clandestine meetings, blown bridges, false papers, betrayal, escape lines and the general attempt to make Nazi-occupied France as inconvenient as possible. Later, someone had to turn all that into an account with headings, because civilisation insists. This is the SOE of networks and circuits: agents dropped in by night, local resistance contacts, radio operators hunched over sets, organisers building cells, couriers carrying messages, aircraft searching for fields in the dark, containers coming down by parachute, trains disrupted, factories damaged, Gestapo pressure mounting, and the constant knowledge that one arrest could spread through a network like ink through blotting paper. Secret war sounds romantic until one remembers the paperwork is fake, the names are fake, the danger is real, and the enemy has rooms specially arranged for asking questions. The title’s “official account” gives the whole thing a pleasingly dry irony. SOE was created to set Europe ablaze, yet here it is laid out in measured prose, as though sabotage were a branch of local administration and explosions merely emphatic minutes. The British state, having encouraged people to carry explosives in occupied territory, later returned to its natural habitat: documentation. It is probably just as well. Without official accounts, the clandestine war risks becoming nothing but legend, glamour and people in raincoats looking meaningful near railway lines. France was one of SOE’s most important and dangerous theatres. Circuits had to be built, supplied, protected and sometimes rebuilt after disaster. Some flourished, some were penetrated, some were destroyed, and many depended on extraordinary courage from agents and civilians operating in a country where suspicion could kill. There were successes, failures, rivalries, misunderstandings, heroism, bad luck and the brutal fact that clandestine warfare is often less about perfect plans than damaged people improvising under intolerable pressure. This account is valuable because it gives structure to a story that is otherwise almost too scattered by nature: names, circuits, missions, regions, personalities, operations and consequences. It pulls together the French SOE effort not as a single cloak-and-dagger fantasy, but as a complicated machinery of human risk. Every radio transmission, every reception committee, every dropped container, every courier journey carried the possibility of liberation, betrayal or a knock at the door. For readers of SOE history, French Resistance, Second World War intelligence, clandestine operations, sabotage, occupation and the grim romance of doing dangerous things quietly, this is strong shelf material. It belongs with books that understand secret war is not made of glamour, but of nerve, code, mud, fear, weather, local knowledge and people brave enough to become administratively invisible. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A clean, sharp Frontline volume about people whose work depended on not being cleanly visible at all. No signs of parachute damage, forged identity papers or hurried burial under floorboards. Ready to infiltrate the military history shelf under entirely respectable cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7202/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/soe-in-france-aug-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frontline Books 9781473882034 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7201 Topgun Days by Dave Baranek Dave Baranek’s Topgun Days is a memoir from inside the real Navy Fighter Weapons School, where the sunglasses were earned, the call signs were not issued by a casting director, and the flying was considerably less interested in dramatic pauses than the cinema later suggested. Baranek was not just near the Topgun world; he lived in it, worked in it, flew in it, instructed in it, and eventually helped supply some of the real aviation texture that Hollywood would turn into mythology with better lighting. This is Topgun before and beyond the poster: fighter tactics, training, debriefs, carrier aviation, F-14 Tomcats, adversary flying, weapons, instructors, students, standards, egos, mistakes, correction, sweat, noise and the strange business of teaching very confident people to become even better without letting confidence turn into expensive wreckage. The glamour is present, but mostly in the way high performance is glamorous: demanding, precise, repetitive, unforgiving and supported by a great deal of work nobody can fit into a trailer. Baranek writes about the Navy fighter community from the inside, with the human detail that makes the machines feel inhabited. Pilots and radar intercept officers do not simply leap into jets and become heroic silhouettes against a sunset. They brief, plan, study, strap in, fly, fight, listen, fail, improve, get torn apart in debriefs, and then do it again. The sky may look wide open, but the profession is built on discipline, procedure and the useful discovery that being wrong at altitude has limited charm. The irony of Topgun is that it became famous as a symbol of swagger, when its real purpose was to make swagger earn its keep. The school existed because air combat had exposed hard lessons, and lessons in aviation are rarely delivered softly. Topgun took talent and sharpened it: tactics, situational awareness, threat knowledge, weapons employment and the relentless habit of asking what actually happened rather than what everyone hoped had happened. A good debrief is not there to preserve feelings. It is there to preserve aircraft and people. Naturally, the film hovers in the background like a very handsome ghost with a soundtrack. But this book is valuable because it gives the reality behind the myth: the work, the aircraft, the people, the procedures, the laughter, the strain and the absurdity of being part of a military school that the world would later imagine as a beach-volleyball philosophy with jets attached. Reality, as usual, had more paperwork and better stories. For readers of naval aviation, Topgun history, F-14 Tomcats, fighter tactics, Cold War air combat culture, memoirs from the cockpit community, or books where “professionalism” involves terrifying speed and highly specific criticism, this is a highly readable bit of shelf material. It has the hardware, the characters, the training world and the welcome reminder that elite performance is less about posing near aircraft and more about surviving the debrief. Very Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A smart copy, cleared for another sortie, with no known requirement for aviators, leather jacket, or permission to buzz anything. Ready for the aviation shelf, where it can sit looking calm while quietly making nearby film tie-ins feel underqualified. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7201/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/topgun-days-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Skyhorse Publishing 9781620871034 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7200 Illustrations of the Passion of Love by Various Illustrations of the Passion of Love is exactly the sort of 1829 title that sounds as though it should be read by candlelight while someone faints behind a curtain. Published by Hunt and Clarke, this is a very old-fashioned excursion into love as literature liked to dress it: elevated, tormented, poetic, theatrical, morally complicated, and absolutely not the sensible modern arrangement of replying “haha no worries” to a message while quietly dying inside. This is love before it had apps, emojis, weekend minibreaks and the option of pretending not to have seen something. Here passion arrives properly costumed: sighs, vows, longing, jealousy, devotion, despair, idealisation, betrayal, beauty, ruin, and all the other emotional furniture with which earlier centuries furnished the heart. Nobody in a book like this simply “likes” someone. They adore, pine, worship, suffer, renounce, remember, burn, perish, or at the very least become dramatically unwell near a window. The word “illustrations” here carries that pleasing old literary meaning: examples, scenes, reflections, perhaps extracts and embellishments of the theme, rather than a neat modern manual with diagrams. Love is not explained so much as paraded, examined, heightened and made to wear a cloak. The result belongs to that grand pre-Victorian world where sentiment was allowed to be large, language was expected to behave grandly, and emotional restraint was something to be admired only after several pages of exquisite suffering. There is, of course, a lovely irony in packaging “the passion of love” as a book. Passion itself is supposed to be wild, uncontrollable, irrational and dangerous; publishing it between boards immediately gives it page numbers, margins and a title page. The heart may be in flames, but Hunt and Clarke have arranged the matter with reasonable typography. Such is civilisation: even rapture must be bound, priced, shelved and eventually sold by Crappy Old Books. For collectors of early nineteenth-century literature, sentimental writing, Romantic-era oddities, antique gift books, love-themed miscellanies, or volumes whose very title seems to arrive powdered and melancholy, this is a highly characterful survivor. It has the charm of a period when people took feelings seriously enough to make them sound fatal, but also literary enough to make the fatality quite decorative. Near Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. An unusually well-preserved old thing from 1829, which is frankly more composure than most passions of love have ever managed. No ISBN, naturally; this book predates that modern indignity and instead identifies itself by being nearly two centuries old and still looking as though it might know a tragic secret. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7200/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/illustrations-of-the-passions-of-love-aug-2026.jpg 402.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hunt and Clarke no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7198 The Art of Pencil Drawing by Ernest W Watson Ernest W. Watson’s The Art of Pencil Drawing is a book about that most dangerous of humble objects: the pencil. It looks innocent enough, sitting there in the pot between a dead biro and a ruler nobody uses, but in the right hands it becomes line, shadow, texture, form, light, atmosphere, architecture, landscape, figure, expression and the quiet humiliation of everyone who still cannot draw a chair without making it look medically unusual. This is a practical art book from the old school, the sort that assumes drawing is not a mystical accident but a discipline involving looking, measuring, practising, correcting, shading, observing edges, understanding tones, and resisting the modern temptation to call every wonky mark “expressive.” Watson takes the pencil seriously because the pencil deserves it. It is cheap, portable, erasable, versatile and brutally honest. Paint may occasionally flatter. A pencil line usually tells the truth and then sits there looking at you. The book explores the craft of pencil work: line control, tone, composition, texture, light and shade, drawing from life, handling different subjects and getting the hand to behave in some civilised relationship with the eye. There is pleasure here in the simplicity of the medium. No solvent, no palette, no glamorous tubes of colour, no heroic studio drama. Just graphite, paper, patience and the dawning realisation that a shadow is not merely “the dark bit,” but an entire moral education. There is a lovely irony in instructional drawing books. They make drawing look calm. The examples sit on the page with quiet authority: roofs recede, trees have bark, bottles are round, cloth folds properly, and everything appears to have made peace with perspective. Then the reader tries it and discovers that the hand is a treacherous animal. This is why books like Watson’s are useful. They do not promise instant genius. They offer method, which is less glamorous but much more likely to survive contact with a sketchbook. For beginners, improvers, returning artists, art students, hobbyists, draughtsmen, and anyone who has ever bought pencils in a fit of optimism and then avoided eye contact with them for six months, this is a solid, encouraging guide. It belongs on the shelf beside sketchpads, sharpeners, erasers, and that one drawing you keep because it nearly worked. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A decent Watson-Guptill art manual, ready to assist in the ancient struggle between intention and wrist. No guarantee that your first drawing will resemble the object, but it will at least fail in a more informed and graphite-rich manner. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7198/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-pencil-drawing-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Watson-Guptill 9780823002764 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7197 The Discontinuity Guide by Keith Topping Paul Cornell Martin Day Keith Topping, Paul Cornell and Martin Day’s The Discontinuity Guide is a book for anyone who has ever watched Doctor Who and thought, “Hang on, that completely contradicts the thing with the Cybermen, unless we count the novelisation, the UNIT dating problem, the second Atlantis, or the fact that time travel has been used as structural adhesive.” In other words, it is a guide to a programme that spent decades building continuity, breaking continuity, forgetting continuity, and then accidentally inventing new continuity from the wreckage. This is not a glossy celebration full of actor headshots and polite captions about “classic adventures.” It is a fan-brained field manual to the original television series: story by story, monster by monster, error by error, brilliance by brilliance, with plot notes, production oddities, memorable lines, glorious absurdities, continuity snarls and all the tiny alarming details that make Doctor Who less a television programme than a national archive of controlled nonsense. The title is perfect. A continuity guide would be too simple, and probably dishonest. The Discontinuity Guide understands that Doctor Who is held together not by consistency but by enthusiasm, elastic logic, BBC budgets, good ideas, bad monsters, quarry planets, corridors, scarves, moral speeches, wobbly aliens, and the deep British conviction that if one says “reverse the polarity” firmly enough, narrative repair may occur. This is a universe where history can be rewritten, destroyed, restored, misdated and contradicted before the end credits, so a little discontinuity is really just local weather. Topping, Cornell and Day approach the whole magnificent pile with affection sharpened into forensic attention. They love the programme enough to notice everything wrong with it, which is the highest form of fandom and possibly a medical condition. Here are UNIT timelines, regeneration wrinkles, Time Lord lore, Dalek behaviour, Cyberman redesigns, alien invasions that nobody later mentions, villains with plans held together by string, and monsters whose ambitions exceed the costume department by several parsecs. The great irony is that Doctor Who fans often demand order from a show whose central premise is an elderly alien stealing a police box and interfering with history. Of course it does not all line up. It was never going to. The miracle is not that there are contradictions; the miracle is that, despite them, or possibly because of them, the whole thing still feels like one enormous, beloved, impossible story. For Doctor Who collectors, classic-series viewers, continuity obsessives, trivia hunters, TV historians, and anyone who thinks a plot hole is not a flaw but an invitation to write three paragraphs beginning “actually,” this is essential shelf equipment. It is witty, detailed, fannish, argumentative and exactly the sort of book that can turn casual viewing into a lifelong concern about whether the Brigadier is aging correctly. Near Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A very tidy Doctor Who Books paperback, suitable for anyone whose shelf already contains Target novelisations, VHS memories, jelly babies, Dalek opinions and at least one unresolved argument about canon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7197/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-discontinuity-guide-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dr Who Books 9780426204428 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7196 Gravelight by Marion Zimmer Bradley Marion Zimmer Bradley’s Gravelight is one of those modern occult fantasies where the small town is not merely small, the ruined building is not merely ruined, and anyone attempting to recover quietly from personal disaster has clearly chosen the wrong postal district. Morton’s Fork, West Virginia, has the sort of name that already sounds like a warning, and it behaves accordingly: mountains, secrets, old blood, psychic pressure, local suspicion and a ruined sanitarium looming over everything like architecture with unresolved emotional issues. Into this cheerful arrangement comes Wycherly Musgrave, a rich, drunken, guilt-ridden ne’er-do-well who is trying to outrun the possibility that he may have killed a young woman in a blackout. This is not, traditionally, the best psychological state in which to arrive near a vortex of occult nastiness, but fiction has never been built on people making sensible holiday choices. He crashes, survives, dries out badly, and finds himself stranded in the sort of place where a man’s inner darkness may receive outside assistance. Then there is Sinah Dellon, world-famous actress, mind-reader, glamour machine and woman with a missing past. She left Morton’s Fork as an infant and returns looking for answers, which is always dangerous in books because answers rarely sit quietly in filing cabinets. Sinah can read minds and project exactly what people want to see, a talent that sounds useful until one realises it is also a fine way to mislay oneself. Fame has already turned her into a public illusion; the supernatural merely adds local management. Above them all broods the ruined sanitarium, which naturally is not just an abandoned building but a psychic bad-news factory. Dark forces, ancestral claims, possession, old magic and dangerous gates begin gathering around the characters with the patient enthusiasm of things that have waited a long time for fresh idiots. Occult investigator Truth Jourdemayne is drawn into the mess, because when there is a gate to the sidhe, a dead black magician, a town full of tensions and several vulnerable people ripe for spiritual hijacking, apparently someone has to bring a notebook and try to stop the metaphysical plumbing from exploding. The irony of Gravelight is that everyone seems to be searching for identity, healing or truth, and the universe keeps replying with possession, psychic assault and ancestral interference. One might hope that confronting the past would be therapeutic. In Morton’s Fork it is more like opening a cupboard and finding the past has teeth, relatives, and a working knowledge of ritual magic. This is gothic fantasy with a modern coat on: psychic powers, old family shadows, dangerous desire, hidden ancestry, spiritual warfare, ruined buildings, wounded people and the uneasy feeling that some places remember far too much. It is for readers who like their supernatural fiction moody, layered, faintly melodramatic and full of people discovering that the past is not dead, not resting, and probably not paying rent. Near Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A very tidy Tor paperback, which is more than can be said for the psychic condition of nearly everyone inside. Suitable for shelves requiring witches, actors, drunk heirs, occult investigators, haunted institutions and the sort of small town where estate agents probably avoid mentioning the sidhe gate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7196/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gravelight-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor Books 9780765346674 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7195 Drag Bike Racing in Britain - From the mid 60s to the mid 80s by Keith Lee Keith Lee’s Drag Bike Racing in Britain is a book about the splendidly unreasonable business of attaching a human being to a motorcycle and then asking both parties to travel in a straight line with as little dignity and as much acceleration as possible. Covering the mid-1960s to the mid-1980s, it captures the years when British drag bike racing grew from oily enthusiasm and improvised machinery into something faster, louder, more organised, and only slightly less alarming to mothers. This is not motorcycling as gentle touring, with a map in the tank bag and a thermos of tea at a lay-by. This is the quarter-mile world of stripped-down machines, tuned engines, burning rubber, paddock ingenuity, sprint meetings, home-built specials, record attempts, rivalries, blown motors, bent parts, brave riders and spectators who presumably had a relaxed attitude to noise. The aim is beautifully simple: leave the line, go very fast, arrive first, and try not to convert engineering ambition into shrapnel. The period covered is especially tasty. In the mid-60s, drag racing in Britain still had that pioneering flavour: men in sheds, clubs, airfields, borrowed ideas, American influence, British stubbornness, and machines evolving through trial, error and the occasional expensive bang. By the 1980s, the bikes were quicker, the scene more developed, the technology more serious, and the whole business had acquired the air of a sport that had discovered professionalism without losing its appetite for controlled madness. Lee’s book gives the scene its proper record: riders, bikes, meetings, photographs, developments, personalities and the changing machinery of British drag bike culture. It is the kind of specialist motoring history that understands the important things are not merely who won, but what they built, how it sounded, what broke, who tried again, and which improbable contraption made everyone in the paddock stop pretending not to stare. There is a fine irony in drag racing’s simplicity. From the outside, it looks almost primitive: two machines, one strip, go. But inside that short burst lies a world of tuning, gearing, traction, weight, reaction time, fuel, engineering instinct and the sacred dark art of persuading an engine to behave just long enough to prove a point. A race may last seconds; the obsession required to create it can consume years, wallets, weekends and domestic goodwill. For motorcycle enthusiasts, drag racing followers, British motorsport collectors, Veloce completists, shed engineers, speed nostalgics and anyone who thinks the phrase “road legal” often lacks imagination, this is excellent shelf material. It celebrates a noisy, ingenious, slightly feral slice of British racing history, from the days when speed came with spanners, nerve and the faint smell of something expensive overheating. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Far cleaner than most of the machines and overalls likely to appear inside. A sharp, tidy copy of a book about a sport whose whole purpose is to turn petrol, metal and poor judgement into a very short argument with time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7195/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drag-bike-racing-in-britain-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781845843144 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7194 The Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci by Edward MacCurdy The Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci, edited by Edward MacCurdy, is the sort of book that makes one’s own notebook look frankly embarrassed. Most people write down shopping lists, phone numbers, vague resolutions, and the occasional drawing of a cube that has gone badly. Leonardo used his notebooks to examine anatomy, painting, mechanics, water, flight, optics, architecture, warfare, proportion, geology, machines, nature, and the general possibility that the universe might be persuaded to explain itself if stared at hard enough. This Reprint Society edition brings together selections from the extraordinary papers of a man who appears to have treated curiosity not as a personality trait but as a full-time occupation with unpaid overtime. Leonardo was painter, engineer, anatomist, inventor, observer, draughtsman, designer of improbable devices, student of bodies, rivers, light, movement and machines; in short, the kind of person who makes the phrase “multi-talented” sound like something invented for people who can play the piano and do invoices. The pleasure of the notebooks is that they show genius not as a finished marble bust, but as a working mess: questions, sketches, observations, theories, lists, corrections, fragments, sudden insights and magnificent unfinishedness. Leonardo did not simply produce masterpieces and then stand around glowing. He worried at problems. He measured, compared, imagined, doubted, designed, abandoned and returned. The mind here is not tidy; it is restless, hungry and forever leaning over the next thing with a pen. There is a lovely irony in reading Leonardo’s private notes as a published book. These were working papers, not polite essays composed for admiring strangers centuries later. Yet here they are, pressed into covers, because history eventually decided even his rough thinking was more interesting than most people’s best behaviour. A casual Leonardo diagram has a way of making whole shelves of later certainty look as though they should perhaps sit down. MacCurdy’s edition belongs to that grand old tradition of serious reprints: solid, learned, unshowy, and content to let the material do the astonishing. For readers interested in Renaissance art, science, invention, anatomy, engineering, notebooks, creativity, or the alarming spectacle of one human mind ranging about with insufficient supervision, this is a fine thing to own. It is not merely about Leonardo’s achievements; it is about the process of attention itself, which in his case seems to have been both miraculous and slightly inconsiderate to everyone else. Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. The books themselves are in very good condition — indeed, I would call them Fine — and they come with old plastic protective sleeves. The plastic, however, is now elderly, brittle and coming away in places, which is only fair: even protective coverings eventually discover mortality. It is mostly still there, but the next owner may prefer to remove it or replace it with something less inclined to crumble in a dignified manner. A handsome set for anyone whose shelves could use more Renaissance genius and fewer excuses. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7194/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-notebooks-of-leonardo-da-vinci-aug-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Reprint Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7193 The Pilgrims Progress and The Holy War by John Bunyan John Bunyan’s The Pilgrim’s Progress and The Holy War together make a splendid old double-helping of Protestant allegory: two works in which the human soul is not allowed to sit quietly with a cup of tea, but must instead be marched through temptation, battle, danger, error, judgement, siege warfare, spiritual anxiety and a considerable number of capital-letter abstractions behaving as if they own property. The Pilgrim’s Progress is Bunyan’s famous journey of Christian, who leaves the City of Destruction with a burden on his back and sets off toward the Celestial City, meeting on the way a population of moral hazards so clearly labelled they might as well be wearing sandwich boards. Obstinate, Pliable, Mr Worldly Wiseman, Faithful, Hopeful, Giant Despair, Vanity Fair — Bunyan does not hide his intentions under modern subtlety. If someone is called Talkative, one does not expect a silent minimalist. The result is one of the great enduring classics of English religious literature: stern, vivid, strange, memorable and surprisingly dramatic. Christian’s road is full of traps, bad advice, false comfort, terrifying valleys, dodgy companions, hostile giants and fairs selling exactly the wrong things. It is basically the spiritual life rendered as a long hazardous walk through a country where every inn has theological consequences. The Holy War then shifts the Bunyan machinery from journey to siege. The town of Mansoul becomes the battlefield, with Diabolus and Emmanuel contending over its gates, defences and loyalties. Here salvation is military architecture. The soul has walls, captains, rebels, treaties, alarms and internal treachery, because apparently the human condition was not already difficult enough without turning it into urban warfare. It is allegory in full armour, complete with spiritual strategy and moral bombardment. There is a magnificent old irony in Bunyan’s directness. Modern books often spend four hundred pages hinting that someone may be spiritually dissatisfied. Bunyan simply names a place the Slough of Despond and throws the pilgrim in. No ambiguity, no workshop-polished restraint, no “liminal psychological space.” Just mud, burden, sin, redemption and a man trying very hard not to be eternally ruined. This c.1900 Simpkin, Marshall, Hamilton, Kent & Co edition has the proper old devotional gravity: no ISBN, no modern fuss, just Bunyan doing battle with sin in the plain-speaking manner of a man who had absolutely no interest in making damnation sound tasteful. A good volume for collectors of religious classics, old bindings, English literature, Christian allegory, Victorian or Edwardian devotional books, or anyone whose shelf requires more giants, burdens, sieges and moral nouns. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid old survivor from around 1900, carrying two Bunyan classics in one volume and enough spiritual peril to make a modern self-help book look underemployed. Suitable for readers who enjoy their allegory direct, their temptation personified, and their roads extremely consequential. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7193/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pilgrims-progress-and-the-holy-war-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simpkin Marshall Hammilton Kent and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7191 Crowned Masterpieces of Eloquence Full Set of 10 vols by Various Crowned Masterpieces of Eloquence is a ten-volume monument to the ancient human belief that, if a thing is worth saying, it is probably worth saying at considerable length, preferably while standing upright and frightening the furniture. Published in 1923 by the International University Society, this full set gathers the grand tradition of public speech: oratory, argument, persuasion, patriotic thunder, moral uplift, courtroom flourishes, parliamentary manoeuvres, commemorative solemnity and the general spectacle of language putting on its best waistcoat and marching into history. This is not a book, exactly. It is a small architectural decision. Ten volumes of eloquence have a different presence from one volume of eloquence. One volume suggests reading. Ten volumes suggest civilisation has arrived with luggage and expects a decent shelf. These are the sort of books that make a room look more serious simply by standing in it, even if everyone nearby is eating crisps and looking for the remote control. Inside is the world before speeches were broken into clips, captions and nervous fragments. Here are people addressing nations, courts, causes, assemblies, mobs, mourners, voters, pupils, enemies and posterity itself, often with the serene confidence that posterity had cleared the afternoon. The set belongs to the age when eloquence was still treated as a public instrument: something that could instruct, inflame, console, flatter, condemn, persuade and occasionally make everyone forget the speaker was also after votes. There is a lovely irony in the title. “Crowned Masterpieces” has no interest in modesty. These are not “quite good speeches” or “selected remarks from people who probably meant well.” No, these are crowned. Language has been placed on a throne, handed a sceptre, and told to behave as if the future of civilisation depends upon the next subordinate clause. And perhaps, sometimes, it did. Before television softened everyone into panels and soundbites, a speech could still be an event rather than a thing endured before the buffet opened. The physical set is part of the appeal. Ten matching 1920s volumes, decorated spines, proper old-book gravity, and enough collective bulk to suggest that opinions used to be manufactured in harder-wearing materials. They sit together with that pleasing interwar dignity: not flashy, not modern, not streamlined, just solidly convinced that knowledge should weigh something. They are ideal for a reader, collector, decorator, speechwriter, history enthusiast, or anyone who feels their shelves have become too flimsy and need to be reminded of rhetoric, empire, law, liberty, and dust. Very Good full set of ten volumes, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Near perfect condition considering the age, with only a slight nick to the spine of volume 2, which after more than a century feels less like damage and more like the set politely admitting it has lived on Earth. No ISBN, naturally, because this is from the period when books identified themselves by standing heavily in a room and looking important. Please note: this is an 11kg set, because eloquence was apparently denser in 1923. UK shipping is likely to be around £15 and will need to be charged after purchase as an additional payment on top of the normal standard shipping. A splendid old ten-volume shelf-filler, mind-improver and postage-complicator, ready to bring instant gravitas to any home willing to reinforce the bookcase. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7191/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crowned-masterpieces-of-eloquence-aug-2026.jpg 81.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books International University Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7190 The Inklings - CS Lewis JRR Tolkien Charles Williams and Their Friends by Humphrey Carpenter Humphrey Carpenter’s The Inklings is about that Oxford circle of writers, scholars, talkers, pipe-smokers, myth-makers, pint-nursers and professional arguers who gathered in pubs and rooms and somehow managed to produce a quantity of twentieth-century literary furniture that still refuses to leave the house. C. S. Lewis, J. R. R. Tolkien, Charles Williams and their friends met, read aloud, criticised, encouraged, interrupted, theologised, grumbled, laughed, and generally proved that one of the most productive things a writer can do is sit in a room with other difficult men and be told the latest chapter is not quite working. This is the story of the Inklings not as a solemn academy of certified geniuses, but as an actual group: friendships, rivalries, jokes, habits, pubs, colleges, manuscripts, letters, loyalties, irritations and all the human static that surrounds the making of books. Tolkien brings Middle-earth, philology, Catholic depth and the slow, perfectionist labour of someone who can spend years improving a landscape no one else has technically visited. Lewis brings speed, force, argument, Christianity, criticism, children’s fantasy and the conversational momentum of a man who appears to have been born already disagreeing with someone. Then there is Charles Williams, who tends to arrive in accounts of the Inklings like a mysterious guest who may either be brilliant, alarming, magnetic or in need of clearer filing. Poet, novelist, theologian, occult-adjacent oddity and intense presence, Williams adds a different voltage to the group. Around them move Owen Barfield, Warnie Lewis and others, each contributing to the atmosphere in which myth, faith, language, scholarship and imaginative fiction were treated not as separate departments but as parts of the same roaring coal fire of talk. The irony, of course, is that the Inklings have become a kind of literary legend themselves, almost as mythologised as the worlds they discussed. We imagine them forever in the Eagle and Child, pints in hand, making remarks of immortal significance between lunch and tutorial obligations. Carpenter is useful because he lets the legend breathe while also showing the chairs, the personalities, the awkwardness, the exclusions, the tensions and the ordinary business of writers being both extraordinary and rather a lot of work. For anyone interested in Tolkien, Lewis, Oxford literary life, Christian imagination, fantasy, friendship, myth-making or the strange usefulness of being read aloud to by someone who may not spare your feelings, this is a rich and humane account. It shows how books emerge not only from solitary genius but from conversation, irritation, encouragement, laughter, belief and the dangerous moment when one friend says, in effect, “go on then, read the next bit.” Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid HarperCollins volume about a group who turned scholarship, beer, faith, myth and pipe smoke into literature with suspicious efficiency. Suitable for any shelf where wardrobes, rings, angels, Oxford rooms and argumentative friendship are already on speaking terms. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7190/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-inklings-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins 9780261103474 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7187 Scorpion in the Sea by PT Deutermann P. T. Deutermann’s Scorpion in the Sea is a naval thriller built around one of the sea’s least comforting ideas: something hostile is out there, it is probably underwater, and the ocean is being its usual helpful self by hiding nearly everything. The Cold War may be cooling, shifting, muttering about new realities and trying on different paperwork, but warships still have crews, submarines still have teeth, and the Atlantic has not signed any agreement to become less vast. The story follows the uneasy business of tracking danger at sea, where suspicion travels faster than certainty and every sonar contact arrives with a small cloud of dread attached. Deutermann knows the naval world well enough to make the machinery feel lived-in: ships, commands, procedures, officers, signals, tactics, watch rotations, pressure, weather, politics and the peculiar institutional calm of people preparing for disaster while using acronyms. Everyone is professional, which is reassuring, until one remembers that professionalism is often what people are doing immediately before things explode. There is a scorpion loose in the water, metaphorically speaking, and the phrase is just right. A scorpion does not need to be large to ruin your afternoon. It waits, hides, strikes, and generally makes the environment feel less recreational. The sea in this book is not the holiday sea, not the blue postcard sea, not the “let us eat chips near a pier” sea. It is the military sea: dark, deep, secretive, full of signals, shadows, engines, weapons and men trying to read danger through instruments while pretending the instruments are enough. Deutermann’s trick is to make naval suspense feel procedural and paranoid at the same time. The drama is not simply “ship meets enemy, bangs occur.” It is uncertainty, interpretation, chain of command, imperfect information, and the slow tightening of a situation that may already be worse than anyone can prove. At sea, even panic has to observe protocol. There are orders to follow, reports to make, risks to weigh, and always the knowledge that the other side may be doing the same thing with equal seriousness and worse intentions. The irony of modern naval warfare is that it is fantastically technical and still deeply primitive. Steel, radar, sonar, missiles, computers and trained crews all boil down to the ancient unpleasantness of hunting and being hunted. The ocean makes philosophers of nobody. It simply provides darkness, distance and enough room for mistakes to become international incidents. In Scorpion in the Sea, the machinery is modern, but the fear is old-fashioned and fully operational. For readers of naval thrillers, Cold War leftovers, submarine suspense, Tom Clancy-adjacent hardware tension, and books where a blip on a screen can ruin several officers’ digestion, this is very much the thing. It has the military detail, the sea-room tension, the command anxiety and the satisfying sense that somewhere below the surface something is making plans without permission. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Alarmingly fresh for a book about salt water, suspicion and naval unpleasantness. No obvious signs of deck wear, sonar stress or having been dropped in the bilges; just a sharp copy of a sea thriller ready to sit on the shelf looking calm, which is exactly what suspicious vessels do before the trouble starts. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7187/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scorpion-in-the-sea-aug-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7186 Oppenheimer - Father of the Atom Bomb by Peter Goodchild Peter Goodchild’s Oppenheimer: Father of the Atom Bomb is about J. Robert Oppenheimer, the man who became a headline, a symbol, a security risk, a moral problem, and, rather inconveniently, a human being. The subtitle gives him the usual terrible honour: “Father of the Atom Bomb,” as though the bomb were a child, admittedly one with poor table manners and a talent for rearranging cities. This BBC volume follows Oppenheimer from brilliant, intense theoretical physicist to director of Los Alamos, where the world’s cleverest people were gathered in the desert and asked to build the most consequential object in history while pretending this was a manageable administrative project. There were equations, committees, desert huts, military supervision, scientific rivalry, secrecy, moral unease, deadlines, and the general absurdity of civilisation trying to save itself by inventing a way to destroy itself more efficiently. Oppenheimer was not the blunt engineer-hero type. He was elegant, difficult, literary, politically entangled, intellectually dazzling and personally elusive, the sort of man who could quote Sanskrit, charm a room, alarm officials, and still leave everyone wondering exactly where the centre of him was. He helped make the bomb possible, then became one of the people expected to explain what had just happened, which is a fairly harsh career progression even by twentieth-century standards. The irony of his life is almost too large to handle neatly. During the war, he was indispensable. After the war, in the twitchy theatre of American anti-communism, indispensability became suspiciously recyclable. The same government that had placed him at the centre of its most secret weapon later treated his doubts, associations and independence as dangers. First he was useful enough to build the impossible; then he was troublesome enough to be publicly diminished. History is rarely elegant, but it does enjoy symmetry when being cruel. Goodchild’s account sits in that grimly fascinating territory where science, politics and conscience collide. The atomic bomb was not merely a weapon; it was a new fact about the species. After 1945, humanity had to continue living in a world where humanity itself had become technically optional. Oppenheimer’s story is therefore not just biography but aftermath: what happens to a mind, a country and a civilisation when genius succeeds too well. For readers of scientific biography, the Manhattan Project, Cold War politics, nuclear history, or the long human habit of inventing something and then looking surprised by the consequences, this is a sharp and accessible account. It belongs on the shelf where physics stops being abstract and starts casting very long shadows. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid BBC edition about a man who helped split the atom and was then, in the traditional manner, split by politics, conscience and reputation. No mushroom cloud included, though the subject does tend to make nearby books feel underpowered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7186/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/oppenheimer-aug-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BBC 9780563202127 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7185 As I Walked Out One Midsummer Morning by Laurie Lee Laurie Lee’s As I Walked Out One Midsummer Morning begins with the magnificent youthful idea that the best way to arrange one’s future is to leave home with a violin, very little money, and the serene confidence that roads exist for personal transformation. Lee walks out of his Gloucestershire village and into the wider world, which at first means England on foot and then Spain, where sunshine, poverty, music, appetite, danger and history are all waiting with their sleeves rolled up. This is travel writing from before travel became content. Nobody is optimising an itinerary, reviewing the breakfast buffet, or telling you the ten essential things to do in Seville if you hate crowds but love authenticity. Lee wanders, plays his fiddle, sleeps where he can, earns coins, meets strangers, watches landscapes unfold, and enters Spain at the moment before the Civil War tears it open. It is beautiful, yes, but not smugly beautiful. The road is dusty, the hunger is real, and romance has to share space with blisters. Spain arrives in the book like a fevered theatre of light, poverty, pride and unease. Villages, cities, inns, fields, heat, beggars, girls, soldiers, musicians and old men fill the pages, not as tourist scenery but as encounters. Lee has the poet’s eye and the traveller’s uncertainty, which is a useful combination: enough lyricism to make the world shimmer, enough discomfort to stop the whole thing becoming a postcard with legs. The irony, of course, is that this young man goes walking in search of life and finds himself approaching one of Europe’s great political calamities. The title sounds almost pastoral, all midsummer ease and open roads, but history is already gathering behind the hills with a rifle and a list of grievances. The innocence of the journey is part of its power. Lee does not set off to become a witness to Spain on the edge of war. He simply walks into the century at a bad angle. For readers of memoir, travel writing, Spain, literary wandering, pre-war Europe, or books in which a person can still cross countries with a violin instead of an app, this is a small classic of movement, memory and weather. It has youth, hunger, language, roads, music, heat, girls glimpsed and gone, and the strange old glamour of not knowing exactly where one will sleep. Modern travel may offer booking confirmations; Laurie Lee offers uncertainty, which is much better literature and much worse logistics. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A decent Penguin survivor, ready to be slipped into a pocket, rucksack, glovebox or romantic delusion about walking somewhere meaningful with inadequate planning. A book for anyone who suspects the road was more interesting before it started asking for card details. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7185/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/as-i-walked-out-one-midsummer-morning-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140033182 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7184 The Naked Island by Russell Braddon Russell Braddon’s The Naked Island is one of the great Far East prisoner-of-war accounts, which is to say it occupies that bleak region of the bookshelf where survival stops being inspiring and becomes a grimly repetitive technical problem. Braddon was captured after the fall of Singapore and sent into Japanese captivity, where the usual consolations of military life — bad food, boredom, discomfort and officers — were replaced by starvation, disease, forced labour, brutality and the daily discovery that the human body is both astonishingly stubborn and terribly easy to damage. The “naked island” is not a romantic place of palms, surf and inconveniently attractive shipwrecks. It is an exposed place in every sense: men stripped of comfort, status, health, privacy, certainty and almost everything except memory, humour, fear and the animal determination to last one more day. War memoirs often arrive wearing medals; this one arrives thinner, dirtier, sharper, and much less interested in ceremonial language. Braddon writes with the black clarity of someone who has seen civilisation’s upholstery ripped off. The camps are not presented as noble training grounds for character, because that would be obscene and also stupid. They are places of hunger, sickness, work, beatings, death and the strange little economies of survival: scraps of food, scraps of information, scraps of dignity, scraps of laughter used like contraband. Men are reduced, but not simplified. They remain funny, frightened, selfish, brave, bitter, loyal, absurd and human, often in the same paragraph. There is an especially cruel irony in the whole Far East POW story. Soldiers sent out under the banners of empire found themselves abandoned by the grand phrases once the machinery failed. Singapore fell, authority collapsed, and men who had belonged to armies and nations were suddenly counted in rations, labour quotas and graves. History later tries to make it tidy with dates and campaign names. Braddon’s kind of book is what prevents that tidiness from getting away with it. The power here is in testimony that refuses decoration. The Naked Island is not a comfortable read, and it has no intention of becoming one. It is funny in the way desperate men can be funny, angry in the way memory has a right to be angry, and alive to the grotesque absurdity of trying to remain civilised when the surrounding system has made a policy decision against mercy. If there is heroism, it is not polished. It is improvised, half-starved, frequently sarcastic, and probably trying to steal an extra mouthful of rice. For readers of POW memoirs, the fall of Singapore, Japanese captivity, Second World War testimony and books that make the word “endurance” feel less like a poster and more like a wound, this is a significant and hard-bitten volume. It belongs on the shelf where war is allowed to be foul, frightened, morally exhausting and inconveniently memorable. Fair copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. The boards have been re-coloured front, back and spine; the result is a bit washy, but a vast improvement on whatever bookish swamp condition it had achieved before. The repair is detailed on the website, because Crappy Old Books believes in full disclosure and mildly heroic cosmetic intervention. A battered survivor of a book about battered survivors, now patched up enough to stand on the shelf and look quietly appalled by everyone’s peacetime complaints. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7184/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-naked-island-aug-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Werner Laurie no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7183 A Woman of the Future by David Ireland David Ireland’s A Woman of the Future is a novel about a girl called Alethea Hunt, who has the misfortune to be born brilliant, observant and female in a world that would rather she became manageable. From childhood onward she records herself, analyses herself, invents herself, and generally refuses to become the tidy little person everyone else would find more convenient. The result is part diary, part confession, part psychological demolition job, and part instruction manual for becoming impossible. Alethea grows up in Australia with a mind that will not sit quietly in the corner. She is precocious, difficult, funny, vain, wounded, ambitious, sexual, philosophical, contradictory and very much aware that ordinary life is a badly designed cage. She wants greatness, freedom, transformation, experience, power, love, knowledge, and possibly several other things that cannot be safely fitted into school, family, marriage or whatever society has left lying around for women to squeeze themselves into. The title is beautifully ironic, because a “woman of the future” sounds like a shining modern promise, all progress, liberation and clean lines. Alethea is not that simple. She is not a poster for emancipation or a grateful beneficiary of enlightened times. She is rawer, stranger and more disruptive: a girl becoming a woman while trying to out-think the world, outgrow her body, outrun expectation and write herself into being before anyone else gets hold of the pen. Ireland lets her voice dominate, which is exactly what she would have wanted and probably what everyone around her feared. The book moves through fragments, reflections, episodes, observations and self-examinations, giving the sense of a mind constantly rearranging its own furniture. Alethea can be comic, cruel, grandiose and painfully exposed, often within the same emotional weather system. She is not asking to be liked, which is fortunate, because she has more urgent work: becoming. There is a fierce little war here between personality and category. Daughter, student, lover, woman, body, intellect, future, case study, genius, nuisance: every label tries to settle her, and every label fails. The novel understands that identity is not always a graceful unfolding. Sometimes it is a wrestling match in a locked room with language, desire, memory and everyone else’s expectations shouting through the door. For readers of Australian literary fiction, feminist fiction, experimental coming-of-age novels, diaries-that-are-not-quite-diaries, and characters who do not so much develop as conduct a hostile takeover of themselves, this is a sharp and unusual book. It has the unsettling pleasure of watching a mind insist on its own scale, even when the world keeps offering smaller containers. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Penguin survivor of a novel about becoming oneself under protest, which is probably the only honest way anyone has ever done it. Ready for readers who like their literary fiction clever, prickly and not especially interested in behaving for the brochure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7183/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-woman-of-the-future-aug-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140056570 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7182 Faithfull by Marianne Faithfull with David Dalton Marianne Faithfull’s Faithfull is the memoir of a woman who began as the pale, beautiful voice of sixties innocence and then spent the next few decades proving that innocence is often just the first costume history makes you wear. She arrived in the public imagination as the convent-educated singer of “As Tears Go By,” floated into the Rolling Stones orbit, became muse, scandal, girlfriend, casualty, survivor, artist, addict, comeback figure and walking correction to anyone who thought the 1960s were all flowers and flattering lighting. Written with David Dalton, this is the story told from inside the wreckage and the glamour: London, records, fame, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, parties, tabloids, drugs, courtrooms, exile, homelessness, theatre, reinvention and the long, painful business of becoming more interesting than the myth that nearly killed you. Faithfull is not here to sit nicely in the corner of someone else’s rock biography, draped decoratively over a sofa while men with guitars make history. She has her own account, and it arrives with smoke in its voice. The great irony of Marianne Faithfull’s life is that the image came first, and the artist had to claw her way out from underneath it. The world adored her when she looked like a doomed Pre-Raphaelite schoolgirl with a record deal, then punished her for surviving the very excesses it had been applauding from a safe distance. Pop culture enjoys a muse, provided she stays ornamental. Faithfull declined the job description, though not without taking a considerable beating from fame, addiction and public appetite along the way. This memoir has all the required rock-life furnishings: beautiful people behaving badly, expensive rooms, disastrous decisions, legal unpleasantness, chemical enthusiasm, doomed romance, bright clothes, dark mornings and the press waiting outside like an unpaid moral guardian. But the book’s interest is not simply the gossip, although the gossip has certainly brought its own luggage. It is the voice of someone looking back on the whole circus with wit, damage, intelligence and the useful contempt of a woman who has seen what mythology costs up close. Faithfull’s later life gives the story its real bite. The ravaged voice, the cabaret darkness, the Brechtian edge, the return not as a restored ingénue but as something much stranger and stronger: that is where the memoir stops being a sixties souvenir and becomes a survival document with better cheekbones. She did not come back polished. She came back altered, which is more valuable and much harder to market. For readers of rock memoirs, Rolling Stones history, sixties London, female survival in the machinery of fame, or stories where the muse eventually lights a cigarette and starts correcting the record, this is essential shelf material. It has glamour, ruin, wit, bitterness, art, scandal and the deeply satisfying spectacle of a woman refusing to remain the supporting character in a man’s legend. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Alarmingly tidy for a memoir containing this much beautiful damage. A clean, sharp Penguin copy, ready to sit on the music shelf looking far more composed than almost anyone inside it had any right to be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7182/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/faithfull-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140246537 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7181 Air Power and the Ground War in Vietnam - Ideas and Actions by Donald J Mrozek Donald J. Mrozek’s Air Power and the Ground War in Vietnam is about the uncomfortable meeting point between aircraft, theory, jungle, politics and people on the ground who had a rude habit of not behaving like targets in a briefing room. Vietnam was supposed to prove many things about modern air power, most of them confidently stated by men near maps. What it actually proved was that ideas can fly very high and still land badly. This is a study of how American air power was conceived, argued for, organised and used in relation to the ground war in Vietnam. The subtitle, Ideas and Actions, does a great deal of quiet work. Ideas are where air power always looks cleanest: speed, reach, pressure, interdiction, mobility, fire support, strategic effect, the elegant promise that technology can make war more manageable. Actions are where the helicopters get shot at, the weather closes in, the enemy disperses, the jungle absorbs the violence, and the whole tidy concept has to explain itself to infantrymen. Mrozek examines doctrine, command, close air support, interdiction, mobility, strategy and the tangled relationship between what airmen believed air power could do and what the war actually demanded. Vietnam was not a neat conventional battlefield waiting politely to be serviced from above. It was villages, trails, forests, politics, guerrilla forces, regular units, supply routes, sanctuaries, shifting objectives and a great deal of ambiguity. Dropping ordnance on ambiguity has rarely been a complete solution, though it has certainly been attempted with enthusiasm. The irony of the subject is that air power in Vietnam was both astonishingly capable and profoundly frustrated. The machines were real, the courage was real, the logistical achievement was real, the firepower was real. Yet the war kept escaping the logic imposed on it. Aircraft could move men, evacuate wounded, strike targets, scout, support, intimidate and destroy, but they could not by themselves make political purpose coherent or turn a contested society into a solved equation. This is the sort of point that tends to be more obvious after the bombs have been dropped. There is a whole drama here between institution and terrain. Air forces like doctrine, categories, missions and measurable effect. Vietnam offered mud, canopy, hidden movement, uncertain intelligence, civil-military friction, and enemies who understood that not being visible is a useful military policy. The ground war needed air power constantly, yet also exposed its limits constantly. It was indispensable, and not enough. History enjoys that sort of cruelty. For readers of Vietnam War history, air power theory, military doctrine, close air support, counterinsurgency, and the repeated human experiment of sending expensive machines to solve problems invented by politics, this is a serious and valuable volume. It is not a cockpit memoir or a heroic air-war album. It is the colder thing: an examination of what people thought air power meant, what they tried to make it do, and what happened when Vietnam answered back. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Air University Press study, ready for the military-history shelf where theories, aircraft and ground realities can continue their long, awkward conversation without anyone pretending the map ever had the final word. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7181/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/air-power-and-the-ground-war-in-vietnam-aug-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Air University Press 9781585660155 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7180 On The Make - How the Scots Took Over London by David Stenhouse David Stenhouse’s On The Make: How the Scots Took Over London is about that long and suspiciously successful habit of Scots heading south, looking at London with a mixture of contempt, opportunity and weather-related relief, and then quietly inserting themselves into its politics, finance, journalism, law, medicine, literature, crime, clubs, pubs, offices and arguments. The title suggests invasion, but of the most practical kind: no bagpipes at dawn, just ambition, education, nerve, and someone suddenly running the place. London has always claimed to be the centre of everything, which is exactly the sort of claim that attracts Scots with notebooks, schemes and a healthy willingness to contradict. Stenhouse follows the generations who came down from Scotland and made themselves inconveniently important: professionals, entrepreneurs, intellectuals, rogues, reformers, grandees, journalists, publishers, politicians and operators. The capital may have imagined it was absorbing them. The Scots, judging by the evidence, appear to have been taking minutes. There is a fine irony in the phrase “took over London,” because London is less a city than a machine for pretending it invented everyone who succeeds there. Arrive poor, clever, sharp-elbowed or overqualified; survive the rent; acquire contacts; speak firmly; and eventually the city will say you were one of its own all along. The Scots, having long experience of being both inside and outside Britain’s power structures, were unusually well equipped for this little dance. They could belong and not belong at the same time, which is practically a London superpower. This is a book about migration within the same kingdom, which means all the usual themes arrive wearing better tailoring: class, accent, education, patronage, prejudice, hustle, networks, reinvention and the ancient metropolitan fear that someone from elsewhere might be better at the game. London offers scale and money; Scotland supplies brains, restlessness, grievance, Presbyterian stamina and a talent for making themselves impossible to ignore. Between them, they produce careers, institutions and the occasional national sulk. Stenhouse’s subject is not merely success but the performance of success. “On the make” has that lovely double edge: ambition as energy, ambition as suspicion. A Scot in London may be admired as industrious, mocked as pushy, envied as competent, or accused of taking over simply by having the bad manners to do well. The phrase carries the whole comedy of British class life: everyone worships advancement, provided it happens with the correct accent and no one is too obvious about wanting it. For readers of Scottish history, London history, social mobility, British politics, journalism, biography-by-theme, or the national sport of wondering who is really running the country, this is a lively and pointed volume. It belongs on the shelf where identity, ambition and geography are allowed to argue in public. Very Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A smart survivor of a book about Scots going south and making themselves at home in the capital, which is to say: very little damage, considerable intent, and no sign of apologising for its presence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7180/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-the-make-aug-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mainstream Publishing 9781840188134 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7179 Positively 4th Street - The Lives and Times of Joan Baez Bob Dylan Mimi Baez Farina and Richard Farina by David Hajdu David Hajdu’s Positively 4th Street is about the Greenwich Village folk scene at the moment when sincerity, ambition, politics, poetry, jealousy, talent and good hair all crowded into the same smoky room and began tuning guitars at one another. At its centre are Joan Baez, Bob Dylan, Mimi Baez Fariña and Richard Fariña: four young people with voices, myths, lovers, songs, rivalries and futures so highly charged that even the coffeehouses must have felt overqualified. This is not a cosy “remember the sixties” singalong with everyone holding hands and being photographed in knitwear. Hajdu gives us the lives behind the harmonies: friendship, romance, betrayal, imitation, artistic hunger, folk purism, literary posturing, political seriousness, and the quiet brutality of watching someone else become the person history has decided to spotlight. The Village may have sold itself as a republic of authenticity, but authenticity, like everything else, quickly develops hierarchies. Joan Baez arrives with a voice so pure it practically made other people feel underdressed. Dylan arrives as the shapeshifter, already inventing and reinventing himself, borrowing, absorbing, deflecting, becoming famous with the unsettling speed of someone who had found the emergency exit from obscurity. Mimi Baez Fariña and Richard Fariña bring their own talent and glamour into the orbit: music, writing, marriage, youth, risk and the particular tragedy of lives that seemed to be accelerating before the road ran out. The irony of the folk revival is that a movement obsessed with roots produced some of the finest performances of self-invention in American culture. Everyone wanted old songs, true songs, workers’ songs, mountain songs, protest songs, songs that appeared to have walked barefoot out of moral necessity. Meanwhile, ambitious young artists were busily making themselves new, editing their pasts, arranging their influences, and trying to sound timeless before the rent was due. Hajdu catches the mixture beautifully: the idealism and the vanity, the seriousness and the gossip, the art and the emotional shrapnel. These were not marble figures in denim. They were young, competitive, talented, difficult, besotted, insecure and often very aware that genius looks better when someone else is suffering nearby. Folk music may be acoustic, but the human voltage here is not low. For readers of Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, the folk revival, Greenwich Village, sixties music, literary bohemia, or the old problem of how art gets made among people who are sleeping with, envying, admiring and betraying one another, this is splendidly rich material. It is a group biography with strings attached, in every sense. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Almost offensively tidy for a book about a scene fuelled by cigarettes, heartbreak, borrowed songs and ideological argument. A clean, sharp copy, ready to sit on the music shelf looking innocent while quietly humming something pointed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7179/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/positively-4th-street-aug-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747558262 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7178 North American F-86 Sabre by Duncan Curtis Duncan Curtis’s North American F-86 Sabre is about the jet fighter that managed to look both elegant and dangerous, like a polished cigarette case with machine guns. The Sabre arrived in the early jet age when everyone was still discovering that propellers had become socially awkward, swept wings were the coming thing, and the sky over Korea was about to become a very serious argument in aluminium. The F-86 Sabre is most famous for its duels with the MiG-15 in the Korean War, where two swept-wing jets circled one another in the thin air and the future of air combat stopped being theoretical. The Sabre had speed, agility, guns, visibility, handling, pilots with nerve, and the immense advantage of being on the right side of several good design decisions. Against the MiG it became the West’s great Cold War fighter icon: sleek, silver, fast and photogenic enough to make danger look properly tailored. Curtis gives the aircraft the Crowood treatment: development, variants, production, service history, operators, technical detail, photographs and that pleasingly granular aircraft-book territory where every mark, intake, wing change and national user gets its moment in the hangar light. The Sabre’s career was not just Korea. It served widely, evolved repeatedly, crossed borders, joined air forces around the world and became one of those aircraft whose silhouette can still make enthusiasts pause with the solemnity usually reserved for churches and well-kept sheds. There is a fine irony in the Sabre’s beauty. It looks so clean, so balanced, so almost gentle in profile, and yet its job was to chase other aircraft through the sky and make holes in them at enormous speed. Early jets often had a certain experimental awkwardness, as if designers were trying to invent the future using slide rules and courage. The Sabre, by contrast, looked as though the future had finally combed its hair. It was not just functional; it had style, which is always useful when one is helping to define an era. The Sabre also sits at that fascinating hinge point in aviation history: after the piston fighter mythology, before missiles took over the conversation, when air combat still meant guns, turning fights, pilot judgement and the alarming intimacy of seeing the other aircraft properly. It belongs to the last great age when fighter combat could still look, in outline, like the old duels, though now performed at jet speed by men in pressure suits rather than silk scarves and bad ideas. For readers of Korean War aviation, Cold War fighters, North American aircraft, jet development, model building, or silver aircraft with enough glamour to make museum lighting nervous, this is excellent shelf material. It has the sensible Crowood balance of readable history and enthusiast detail, all devoted to a fighter that earned its reputation in the hard way, which is apparently the only way aircraft reputations are allowed to count. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Crisp, clean and far less battle-worn than the subject, which spent its finest hours turning the Korean sky into a swept-wing examination room. A very smart copy of a very smart jet-book, ready for the aviation shelf without so much as a scuff in its flight log. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7178/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/north-american-f-86-sabre-aug-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood Press 9781861263582 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7177 The Last of the Lightnings by Ian Black Ian Black’s The Last of the Lightnings is a farewell to the English Electric Lightning, Britain’s supersonic interceptor and one of the few aircraft that seemed to regard gravity as a clerical error. By the time this book appears, the Lightning is no longer the futuristic spearpoint of RAF air defence, but the beloved old terror at the edge of retirement: still sharp, still dramatic, still faintly unreasonable, and still able to make anyone who saw one climb talk about it for the rest of their natural life. The Lightning’s job was simple in the way only Cold War jobs could be simple: sit ready, launch fast, climb faster, intercept whatever had appeared on the radar, and return before the fuel situation became a theological question. It was built for reaction, not reflection. Soviet aircraft, practice targets, unidentified contacts, air exercises and the general mood of strategic unease all formed part of its working life. The Lightning existed to convert warning into altitude with as little delay as possible. This book catches the end of that world: final squadrons, last operations, pilots, ground crews, airframes, memories, photographs and the melancholy business of watching a machine become history while still looking far too alive to be placed in the past tense. Air forces are very good at official retirements; enthusiasts are less cooperative. To them, the Lightning did not simply leave service. It left a noise-shaped gap in the sky. There is a wonderful irony in the title. The Last of the Lightnings sounds noble and elegiac, and it is, but the aircraft itself was never elegiac. It was violent, thirsty, narrow-purpose, exhilarating and operationally awkward in all the ways that make machines memorable. It had astonishing climb and not enough legs, immense performance and very little interest in compromise. It was, in other words, exactly the sort of aircraft Britain was capable of loving: brilliant, flawed, expensive, distinctive and slightly impossible. Ian Black, himself deeply associated with RAF aviation photography, gives the Lightning a proper visual send-off. This is not just a technical account; it is a last look at aircraft, squadrons and men at the moment before the hangar doors close on an era. The photographs matter because the Lightning was a visual event as much as a military asset. Parked, it looked impatient. In flight, it looked like bad news for altitude. Climbing, it looked as if physics had briefly lost the argument. For Lightning enthusiasts, RAF watchers, Cold War aviation collectors, airshow nostalgics, model builders and anyone who believes a fighter should be fast enough to make common sense sweat, this is prime shelf material. It belongs with books that understand aircraft retirement is not merely an administrative act, but a small national bereavement conducted in squadron markings. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid farewell volume for a jet that never did anything quietly, including becoming obsolete. Ready to sit on the aviation shelf looking dignified, while the subject inside continues, in spirit, to go vertically upward at enormous expense. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7177/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-of-the-lightnings-aug-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Patrick Stephens Limited 9781852605414 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7176 English Electric Lightning by Martin W Bowen Martin W. Bowman’s English Electric Lightning is about Britain’s supersonic interceptor, an aircraft that seems to have been designed by people who looked at the sky and decided it was taking too long. The Lightning was not a gentle negotiation with altitude. It was two Avon engines, a sharp nose, swept wings, very little patience, and a national air-defence policy that involved going upwards at an indecent rate before anyone on the ground had fully finished their tea. This Crowood volume gives the Lightning the serious treatment: design, development, variants, squadron service, pilots, performance, weapons, export use, photographs and the sort of technical detail that makes aircraft enthusiasts quietly happy and normal readers realise they have wandered into a very specialised weather system. The Lightning deserves that attention because it was never a generic Cold War jet. It was unmistakably itself: stacked engines, belly tank, overwing tanks on later marks, short endurance, ferocious climb, and a silhouette that still looks as though it is late for an interception. The great Lightning paradox is that it was both brilliant and faintly absurd, which is often where the best British machines live. It could climb with astonishing violence, intercept high and fast, and give RAF pilots the kind of performance that turned anecdotes into lifelong facial expressions. It could also run short of fuel with the brisk confidence of a machine that considered endurance someone else’s department. A Lightning did not loiter. A Lightning arrived, dealt with matters, and then expected everyone to have arranged a runway. Bowman traces the aircraft through its operational life, from Cold War alert duties to later service, as the RAF used it to guard the skies during a period when unidentified radar contacts were not treated as conversation starters. The Lightning sat waiting in QRA sheds like a polished argument, ready to be thrown into the air at Soviet bombers, wandering aircraft, exercises, alarms and all the other nervous little rituals of the age. It was a machine built for a world where minutes mattered and subtlety had been cancelled. There is a peculiar sadness in books about the Lightning, because every photograph seems to carry the same message: we really made this, and then eventually we stopped. Modern aircraft may be cleverer, smoother and more economical, but the Lightning had theatre built into its bones. It looked fast when parked. It made verticality seem patriotic. It was the sort of aircraft that turned children into aviation people and aviation people into men who can identify marks from tank arrangements at a troubling distance. For RAF collectors, Cold War aviation readers, Lightning devotees, model makers and anyone who thinks the best aircraft are those with both engineering genius and personal flaws, this is proper shelf material. It has the reliable Crowood mixture of readable history, photographs and detail, all devoted to a jet that made restraint look like a foreign concept. Near Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A sharp, tidy example of a book about a sharp, untidy-in-principle machine. No obvious wear, no need for reheat, and ready to sit proudly among the aviation books while silently judging anything with a sensible fuel range. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7176/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-electric-lightning-crowood-aug-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood Press 9781861260994 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7174 Gray Ghosts - US Navy and Marine Corps F-4 Phantoms by Peter E Davies Peter E. Davies’s Gray Ghosts is about the US Navy and Marine Corps F-4 Phantom, that great slab of Cold War intent which somehow combined menace, smoke, speed, confusion, charisma and the aerodynamic delicacy of a thrown filing cabinet. The Phantom did not so much enter service as occupy the sky, bringing with it twin engines, heavy weapons, radar, a two-man crew, carrier credentials and the sort of exhaust trail that allowed witnesses to reconstruct events from several counties away. This is the Phantom in naval and Marine hands: carrier decks, squadron markings, combat deployments, Vietnam, Fleet defence, Marine strike work, reconnaissance, training, variants and the long, noisy business of turning a McDonnell design into a legend with grey paint and salt air in its lungs. The Navy needed a fighter with reach, power and teeth; the Marines found in it a wonderfully unsubtle instrument for making hostile ground reconsider its choices. Between them, they gave the F-4 one of the great operational careers of American military aviation. The title Gray Ghosts is almost elegant, which is generous for an aircraft famous for being visible, audible and atmospherically implicated. A Phantom was a ghost only in the sense that by the time you properly understood what it was doing, it had already thundered past and left the air looking guilty. Yet there was something spectral about those grey machines at sea: rising from carriers, disappearing into weather, returning with fuel low, paint worn, crews tired, and the whole war machine asking to be turned around and sent out again. Davies gives the subject the Schiffer treatment, which is to say photographs, detail, variants, units, histories, captions, serials, markings and enough Phantom texture to keep the enthusiast happily occupied while the rest of the household wonders whether all grey jets are secretly the same. They are not, obviously, and this book exists partly to prove the point with sober authority and many photographs. A Navy F-4 is not a Marine F-4; a B is not a J; paint matters; pylons matter; radomes matter; and somewhere an aircraft modeller is nodding with almost religious seriousness. The irony of the Phantom is that it was born from high-tech missile-age confidence and then had to learn the old messy realities of air combat in Vietnam. Radar, missiles and advanced systems were all very impressive until weather, rules of engagement, close-in fighting and mechanical unreliability turned theory into a very expensive argument. The F-4 adapted, endured, and became beloved precisely because it was not perfect. Perfection is sterile; the Phantom had character, smoke and a long list of excuses. For Phantom devotees, US Navy aviation collectors, Marine Corps air-power readers, Vietnam air-war enthusiasts, model builders and anyone who thinks carrier aviation looks best when covered in grey paint and imminent noise, this is prime shelf material. It is a serious photographic and historical feast for those who believe an aircraft book should contain enough operational detail to make casual browsing accidentally educational. Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A smart Schiffer volume about an aircraft that was many things, but rarely tidy. Clean, solid and ready to sit heavily on the aviation shelf, radiating grey-painted menace and making nearby books about sensible aircraft feel underarmed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7174/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/f4-phantoms-us-navy-and-marine-corps-aug-2026.jpg 26.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Schiffer Military History 9780764310218 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7173 English Electric Lightning by Kev Darling Kev Darling’s English Electric Lightning is devoted to Britain’s great supersonic interceptor, an aircraft that seemed to have been designed after someone in a committee room said, “Can we make it go up very quickly?” and nobody sensible was invited back. The Lightning was sleek, brutal, vertical, thirsty, alarming and faintly miraculous: two engines stacked like an engineering dare, wings sharp enough to look impatient, and a mission profile that amounted to spotting trouble on radar and climbing at it as if personally offended. This is not an aircraft that crept into aviation history. It arrived with noise, vapour, reheated fury and a fuel consumption habit that must have made accountants stare into the middle distance. Built for the Cold War air-defence role, the Lightning was intended to intercept fast, high-flying threats before they could become something much worse than an interesting radar return. It was the RAF’s silver shout into the upper atmosphere, a machine that could make altitude look less like a measurement and more like a challenge. Darling’s book gives the type a proper illustrated and technical treatment: design, development, marks, service use, operators, changes, performance, weapons, photographs and the many small distinctions that cause aircraft enthusiasts to lean forward with dangerous focus. The Lightning went through variants, upgrades and operational lives with the usual mixture of official logic and mechanical personality. Every mark had its details, every squadron its memories, every photograph its little invitation to mutter appreciatively about intakes, fins, tanks and paint. The irony of the Lightning is that it was both a superb answer and a slightly ridiculous one. It could climb like a homesick missile, accelerate ferociously and look magnificent doing it, but endurance was never going to be its best subject. It was a sprinter asked to guard the realm, a highly polished national reflex with wings. In peacetime it waited on readiness; in crisis it would have gone up fast, found the problem, and hoped everyone had done the sums properly on fuel, distance and diplomacy. Yet that is exactly why people love it. Sensible aircraft are useful; unreasonable aircraft become legends. The Lightning belongs to the glorious British tradition of machines that are brilliant, compromised, distinctive and impossible to replace emotionally. It was not generic. It could not be mistaken for anything else. Even parked, it looked as though it was suppressing the urge to leave vertically through the nearest cloud. For RAF collectors, Cold War aviation readers, interceptor enthusiasts, model builders, Lightning loyalists and anyone who thinks aircraft should have a proper silhouette and a mild disregard for restraint, this is a very satisfying volume. It has enough detail for the specialist and enough sheer Lightning presence for anyone who simply wants to admire one of the loudest arguments ever made by English Electric. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Specialty Press volume on a machine that was never especially interested in moderation. Suitable for shelves already carrying jets, Cold War nerves, technical diagrams and the faint smell of imaginary kerosene. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7173/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-electric-lightning-aug-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Specialty Press 9781580070287 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7172 Lightning Strikes - English Electrics Supersonic Fighter in Action by Martin W Bowen Martin W. Bowman’s Lightning Strikes is about the English Electric Lightning, Britain’s supersonic interceptor and possibly the closest the RAF ever came to strapping a pilot to two engines and calling the result defence policy. The Lightning was not designed to charm the air. It was designed to climb very fast, point at incoming trouble, and arrive with the kind of vertical enthusiasm that makes subtle aircraft look as though they are still filling in forms. This is the Lightning in action: squadrons, pilots, scrambles, interceptions, Cold War readiness, incidents, exercises, memories and the strange daily business of maintaining a machine built less like an aircraft than a national emergency with wings. It existed for the sharp end of the Cold War, when unidentified aircraft on the radar did not inspire philosophical reflection so much as immediate movement, loud engines and someone reaching for a helmet. The Lightning was gloriously unreasonable. It had astonishing climb, brutal acceleration, short legs, limited fuel, and the general operational manner of a greyhound with a drinking problem. It could get up to altitude with frightening speed, but endurance was not its spiritual gift. This gave it a wonderfully British quality: brilliant, dramatic, slightly impractical, and requiring everyone around it to plan carefully while pretending this was all exactly as intended. Bowman gives the aircraft its proper atmosphere. Not merely technical admiration, but the life around it: pilots waiting on readiness, ground crews coaxing and cursing, airfields alive with alert routines, QRA sheds, radar calls, noise, vapour, weather, and the old Cold War theatre of men going very fast to inspect whatever the Soviet Union had decided to place near the edge of everyone’s patience. The Lightning was a weapon, certainly, but also a ritual: scramble, climb, intercept, identify, return, repeat, and try not to think too much about what the whole arrangement implied. There is a fine irony in an aircraft so futuristic now belonging so completely to nostalgia. The Lightning once looked like tomorrow arriving vertically. Now it sits in memory as a beautiful, thirsty relic from the age when British engineering still occasionally produced machines that seemed to ask whether physics was absolutely serious about its rules. It was sleek and brutish at once, a silver dart with a temper, and people who saw one climb tend not to speak of it casually. For aviation enthusiasts, RAF watchers, Cold War readers, interceptor devotees, airshow nostalgics and anyone who thinks a proper fighter should be able to alarm both the enemy and the fuel accountant, this is prime shelf material. It has speed, noise, photographs, squadron life and that lovely Airlife flavour of serious aircraft affection without requiring the subject to be sensible. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Almost suspiciously tidy for a book about an aircraft famous for making the sky shout. A clean, sharp copy of a Lightning volume ready to sit on the shelf with the quiet composure its subject never wasted time developing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7172/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lightning-strikes-aug-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Airlife Publishing Ltd 9781840372366 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7171 English Electric Canberra and Marin B-57 by Barry Jones Barry Jones’s English Electric Canberra and Martin B-57 is a book about that rare aviation creature: an aircraft so fundamentally useful that even the Americans looked at it, paused, and decided they would quite like their own version, thank you. The Canberra began as a British jet bomber from the early Cold War, sleek in that slightly severe post-war way, all purpose and altitude and “please don’t ask how much the Empire has left in the bank.” Then across the Atlantic it became the Martin B-57, because if a design works, the sensible thing is to rebuild it, rename it, and give it a new set of national habits. The Canberra was not one of those aircraft that relied on theatrical menace. It had a clean, high-flying confidence: bomber, reconnaissance platform, trainer, test aircraft, target tug, electronic odd-jobber and general aerial servant of governments who had discovered that the jet age came with a long list of errands. It flew high, stayed useful, adapted repeatedly, and hung around far longer than many machines that arrived later with more swagger and worse manners. This Crowood volume follows both the British Canberra and its American B-57 cousin through development, variants, service use, operators, technical changes and that splendid aviation-history territory where one airframe becomes less a single aircraft than a family argument with wings. Bombers become reconnaissance aircraft. Reconnaissance aircraft become specialists. Specialists become survivors. Survivors become beloved by people who can identify a nose shape at fifty yards and have strong views about paint schemes. The irony of the Canberra is that it was born into the nuclear jet-age drama of the 1950s, yet much of its greatness lay in simply being adaptable and dependable. While other aircraft arrived like manifestos, the Canberra got on with the job. It did not need to look like science fiction. It just needed to fly high, carry cameras or bombs or equipment, and keep finding reasons not to retire. Aviation history is full of glamorous failures; the Canberra had the quiet audacity to be useful. The Martin B-57 adds the transatlantic twist: a British idea given American manufacture, American missions and American modifications, proving that even in the age of national pride, a good aircraft could still cross borders with less fuss than most politicians. In Vietnam especially, the B-57 found itself doing the sort of work no brochure writer would describe as elegant: night interdiction, bombing, reconnaissance, and the weary practical business of applying jet power to a war that resisted neat solutions. For collectors of British aviation, Cold War bombers, reconnaissance aircraft, RAF types, US tactical aviation, Vietnam air-war history, or books where variant lists multiply like official paperwork, this is excellent shelf material. It has the satisfying Crowood seriousness: photographs, history, detail, development, service notes and enough aircraft lineage to make the casual reader nervous and the enthusiast quietly delighted. Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A very smart example of a book about an aircraft that made a career out of being sensible, adaptable and surprisingly hard to get rid of. No drama required; the Canberra brought its own altitude. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7171/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-electric-canberra-and-martin-b-57-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood Press 9781861262554 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7170 Douglas A-1 Skyraider - A Photo Chronicle by Frederick A Johnson Frederick A. Johnson’s A-1 Skyraider: A Photo Chronicle celebrates an aircraft that arrived late to the piston-engine party, looked around at the jet age, and decided to carry on anyway with a propeller, a huge load of ordnance, and the calm self-belief of a machine too useful to be embarrassed. The A-1 Skyraider was not sleek futurism. It was a big, rugged, single-engine attack aircraft with the general air of a flying toolbox that had been issued opinions. Designed for the US Navy at the end of the Second World War, the Skyraider missed its first intended war and then proceeded to make itself indispensable in the next ones, which is one way of handling bad timing. It served in Korea, Vietnam and beyond, hauling bombs, rockets, guns, fuel, rescue cover and whatever else could be persuaded to hang under its wings. While jets screamed about being modern, the Skyraider loitered, carried more, stayed longer, took punishment, and quietly made itself difficult to replace. This photo chronicle gives the aircraft what it deserves: pictures, variants, markings, squadrons, details, operational flavour and a proper visual record of a machine that looked purposeful from every angle and delicate from none. The Skyraider was not a refined drawing-room aircraft. It was broad-shouldered, busy, practical and slightly agricultural, the sort of aeroplane that seemed less designed than forged after someone asked, “Can we attach more things to it?” and the answer came back, “Probably.” Its Vietnam career gives the book much of its character. The A-1 flew close air support, rescue escort, special operations and the sort of low, slow, dangerous work that jets could admire from a safe emotional distance. It went into places where speed was not always the answer and staying power mattered more than looking futuristic. There is an irony here almost too tidy to resist: the old propeller aircraft, supposedly outclassed by modern jets, proved useful precisely because it could do what shiny supersonic machines often could not. The Skyraider belongs to that beloved class of military hardware that wins affection by being homely, tough and absurdly competent. It was loud, smoky, heavily loaded and wonderfully unglamorous, which in aviation terms often makes for deep devotion. Nobody loves a machine like this because it is elegant. They love it because it kept turning up, carrying too much, staying too long, and bringing people home when the cleverer-looking aircraft had other appointments. For aviation collectors, Vietnam air-war readers, US Navy and USAF enthusiasts, model builders, Schiffer completists, and anyone with a weakness for aircraft that look as if they could also plough a field in an emergency, this is splendid material. A photo chronicle is exactly the right format: no need to over-explain the Skyraider when you can simply show it sitting there covered in pylons, looking like it has come to settle an argument with gravity. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Schiffer volume about a solid machine: propeller-driven, overburdened, stubborn, and deeply uninterested in whether the jet age had already sent invitations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7170/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-1-skyraider-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Schiffer Publishing 9780887405129 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7169 McDonnell F-4 Phantom - Spirit in the Skies by Jon Lake Jon Lake’s McDonnell F-4 Phantom: Spirit in the Skies concerns the F-4 Phantom II, an aircraft that somehow managed to be both ungainly and magnificent, like a filing cabinet that discovered patriotism and afterburners. It was big, smoky, loud, heavily armed, widely exported, extensively photographed, deeply loved, frequently cursed, and built in that splendid Cold War spirit where the answer to almost every design question appears to have been “more thrust and a larger intake.” The Phantom began as a carrier fighter and then, with typical disregard for job descriptions, became an interceptor, fighter-bomber, reconnaissance aircraft, wild weasel, fleet defender, air-superiority bruiser, NATO workhorse and international statement of intent. America flew it in quantity. Britain adapted it with its own particular engineering opinions. Other air forces took it on, painted it in their colours, hung weapons from it, and discovered that subtlety was overrated if the aircraft could simply arrive making the horizon nervous. This book gives the Phantom the proper illustrated treatment: development, variants, operators, service life, markings, photographs, technical notes and that pleasing aviation-book mixture of affection and hardware. The F-4 is not really an aircraft one “covers” politely. It has to be approached as a phenomenon: smoke trail first, noise second, details somewhere in the blast radius. It was not beautiful in the tidy sense, but it had presence, and presence will often get you further than elegance, especially if you are carrying missiles. The title, Spirit in the Skies, gives the whole thing a faintly noble glow, which is generous for a machine famous for turning kerosene into soot and civic disturbance. Yet the Phantom did have spirit: stubborn, muscular, adaptable, overqualified for discretion. It belonged to an era when military aircraft still looked as though they might physically resent being drawn too smoothly. Every line of it seems to say that if air combat cannot be solved gracefully, it can at least be solved loudly. There is a fine irony in the Phantom’s reputation. It was born into the missile age, initially expected to fight in a modern world where dogfighting might be old-fashioned, and then promptly found itself proving that old problems have a rude habit of surviving new technology. The future arrived with radar, missiles and high concepts; the sky replied with confusion, closing speeds, rules of engagement, and pilots discovering that theory is much calmer on the ground. For Phantom enthusiasts, Cold War aviation collectors, RAF and US Navy followers, model-makers, airshow nostalgics and anyone who believes a proper jet should have the emotional range of a thunderstorm, this is excellent shelf material. It is the kind of book that makes aviation people pause mid-sentence, tilt their heads slightly, and begin remembering smoke trails they saw thirty years ago. Very Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Clean, solid and far better behaved than its subject, which spent much of its career being loud, thirsty and visually impossible to ignore. A handsome copy of a handsome-ugly aircraft book, ready to occupy the aviation shelf with all the quiet restraint the Phantom itself never considered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7169/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mcdonnell-f-4-phantom-spirit-in-the-sky-aug-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aerospace Publishing Ltd 9781874023289 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7168 Banbury - A History and Celebration by Emily Tempest and Ben Kendall Emily Tempest and Ben Kendall’s Banbury: A History and Celebration is a book about Banbury, which is already brave, because local history has the difficult job of explaining why a place that people pass through, live in, complain about, remember fondly, and occasionally reduce to a cake-related rhyme is in fact a whole civilisation in miniature. Banbury is not merely a name on road signs, nor just the place with the cross and the famous ride. It is a town with layers, arguments, industries, streets, chapels, markets, civic pride, old photographs, vanished shopfronts and the stubborn ability to have existed before anyone on the bypass was paying attention. This volume does what good local history does: it slows the place down. The ordinary becomes evidence. A market square stops being somewhere to park near and becomes the stage for centuries of trade, gossip, improvement schemes and people standing around with purpose. Streets acquire previous lives. Buildings reveal old ambitions. Churches, schools, pubs, factories, shops and houses stop being background and start behaving like witnesses. Banbury, which might otherwise be dismissed by the impatient as “somewhere in Oxfordshire near where the traffic happens,” is allowed to become itself. There is something pleasingly ironic about the phrase “history and celebration.” History, if allowed to speak freely, is rarely one long civic bunting display. It includes growth, decline, rebuilding, bad decisions, good luck, vanished trades, railway arrival, shopping habits, municipal confidence, inconvenient fires, local characters, and generations of people absolutely certain that the town was better before whatever just changed. Celebration, meanwhile, is what happens when a place survives all that and still has enough nerve to print photographs. Banbury’s fame has always been slightly unfairly compressed into a few portable symbols: the cross, the nursery rhyme, the lady on the white horse, and the general air of being somewhere one has heard of even if one cannot quite explain why. This book pushes past the postcard version into the accumulated detail of the actual town. That is where the charm lies: not in some polished tourist slogan, but in the odd, crowded, half-remembered business of real streets lived in by real people who had no idea they were becoming local history while buying sausages. For Banbury residents, former residents, Oxfordshire collectors, local historians, family-history searchers, or anyone with a weakness for town books full of old views and civic texture, this is a pleasingly rooted volume. It belongs to that honourable genre in which a place is looked at properly instead of merely driven through, and where the past is allowed to loiter outside shops, under clocks, near churches and beside roads that have since become much less patient. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid local-history volume, ready for anyone who knows Banbury, once knew Banbury, has accidentally become interested in Banbury, or simply believes every town deserves at least one book to point out that it was here all along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7168/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/banbury-a-history-and-celebration-aug-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frith Book Company 9781904938071 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7166 Women Beyond the Wire by Lavinia Warner and John Sandilands Lavinia Warner and John Sandilands’s Women Beyond the Wire is one of those war books that quietly removes the polished helmet from the Second World War shelf and replaces it with hunger, heat, fear, children, exhaustion and women trying to remain human while history behaves atrociously. It tells the story of civilian women interned by the Japanese in the Far East, the kind of wartime experience that does not always get the full brass-band treatment because nobody was charging across a battlefield in a photogenic direction. These were wives, mothers, nurses, missionaries, colonial residents, working women, girls, grandmothers and ordinary civilians who found themselves swept into captivity after Japan’s advance through Asia. The empire on which the sun allegedly never set had, inconveniently, suffered a fairly major lighting failure. Singapore fell, territories were occupied, families were separated, and women who had expected discomfort, evacuation or perhaps bureaucratic confusion instead entered camps where survival became a daily negotiation with disease, malnutrition, overcrowding, brutality and despair. The book looks beyond the wire at the lives lived inside it: food stretched past reason, illness managed with almost nothing, children protected from realities adults could barely bear, scraps of order maintained because giving up the small rituals of civilisation would have felt like letting the captors win twice. There are committees, friendships, quarrels, improvised schools, hidden reserves of courage, and the grim comedy of people still attempting standards while the world has reduced their possessions, diet and privacy to near absurdity. There is a particularly sharp irony in women being treated by history as “non-combatants,” as though suffering politely avoids civilians if they have not been issued rifles. Captivity did not become gentle because the prisoners were women. It merely changed shape. They fought with ration tins, nursing, memory, discipline, language, songs, stubbornness and the old trick of getting through today because tomorrow had not yet had the decency to declare itself impossible. Warner and Sandilands give these women their proper place in the wartime record: not as decorative victims, not as footnotes to the men’s war, but as witnesses and survivors of a brutal system. This is the world later associated with Tenko, but here the drama does not need television lighting. The real thing is severe enough: wire, guards, sickness, separation, endurance, and the long moral insult of being expected to disappear neatly into the word “internee.” For readers of Far East captivity, women’s wartime history, Japanese internment camps, civilian survival, or the less triumphal end of Second World War memory, this is a strong and sobering volume. It is not here to wave flags. It is here to open the camp gates on paper and say: these women were there; this happened; do not tidy it away. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A decent survivor of a book about survival, which gives the shelf a small but fitting irony. No glamour, no bunting, no clean heroic poster, just women beyond the wire doing the unshowy, impossible work of staying alive when the world had temporarily mislaid its conscience. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7166/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/women-beyond-the-wire-aug-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph 9780718119348 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7165 Channel Islands Occupied by Richard Mayne Richard Mayne’s Channel Islands Occupied looks at that strange, uneasy wartime corner where Britain was not quite Britain-in-action, but Britain-under-German-rule, which is a very uncomfortable phrase and one the national imagination generally prefers to leave under a coaster. The Channel Islands were the only part of the British Isles occupied by German forces during the Second World War, giving them the peculiar distinction of being both geographically picturesque and historically alarming. This is the story of Jersey, Guernsey, Alderney, Sark and their neighbours under occupation: invasion, evacuation, commandants, rationing, restrictions, propaganda, forced labour, fortifications, resistance, compromise, suspicion, endurance and the ordinary household business of trying to get through a war when the enemy is not over there but in the street, issuing instructions. It is one thing to speak grandly of occupation from a distance; it is another to queue for food under it. The islands became a small, enclosed theatre of wartime ambiguity. Some people left, some stayed, some resisted, some collaborated, many simply endured, and everyone lived under the pressure of being watched, recorded, ordered and short of things. The German military built, inspected, regulated and dug in; islanders adapted, worried, hid radios, stretched food, measured words, and learned that daily life can continue even when daily life has become morally exhausting. There is a bitter irony in the setting. The Channel Islands are often sold in peacetime as charming places of beaches, lanes, harbours, cream teas and mild weather, the sort of landscape that seems designed for postcards and retired colonels. Then history arrives in boots, installs notices, requisitions buildings, and turns the same lanes and harbours into a map of occupation. The scenery remains lovely, which is somehow worse. War does not always ruin a place by making it ugly; sometimes it ruins it by making beauty stand there and watch. Mayne’s book gives a concise, readable account of this very particular wartime experience, where grand strategy shrank into island life and island life became inseparable from grand strategy. The occupation of the Channel Islands is not a side-note because it was small; it is precisely the smallness that makes it revealing. In a bounded place, every rule, rumour, shortage, arrest, kindness and betrayal has less room to disappear. For readers of Second World War home-front history, occupation studies, Channel Islands history, German fortifications, or the odd British discomfort of seeing enemy rule on nominally British soil, this is a useful and atmospheric volume. It belongs to the shelf where the war is not all Spitfires and speeches, but permits, curfews, hidden radios, thin meals, and the tense art of surviving without knowing what history will later call you. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid little Jarrold volume, ready to sit quietly on the shelf looking like local history until it opens into occupation, compromise and the dark comedy of trying to remain normal while Europe has other ideas. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7165/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/channel-islands-occupied-aug-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jarrold Publishing 9780711702448 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7164 The Doom Pussy by Elaine Shepard Elaine Shepard’s The Doom Pussy is a Vietnam book with a title so gloriously unhelpful that one can only assume several marketing departments fainted and the surviving editor simply pressed ahead. It is not, despite appearances, a work of feline apocalypse, underground erotica, or an experimental novel about a cat with grievances. It is Shepard’s semi-fictional account of American airmen in Vietnam, built from her time as a reporter among the flyers, the bases, the aircraft, the bars, the noise and the peculiar masculine theatre of men going up into the dark with quite reasonable doubts about coming back. The “Doom Pussy” itself was an aviation patch and phrase tied to those who flew dangerous night missions over North Vietnam: the cat of death, waiting open-mouthed in the sky, which is a surprisingly honest mascot for modern air war. Most units prefer eagles, lightning bolts, heroic animals and other symbols that suggest destiny has nice tailoring. This one appears to say: congratulations, you have flown into the jaws of something with claws, and your reward is a patch, a drink, and possibly a story unsuitable for the chaplain. Shepard follows the fliers rather than trying to package the whole Vietnam War into one tidy parcel, which was sensible, since Vietnam resisted tidy parcels with almost theatrical commitment. Here are helicopter crews, bomber men, fighter pilots, forward air controllers, base life, mission talk, ribald humour, exhaustion, swagger, fear, boredom, bravado and the strange little rituals by which men make danger administratively repeatable. Aircraft take off, men joke too loudly, briefings happen, engines roar, and somewhere between the runway and the target the romance of aviation becomes a very practical argument with geography, weather, anti-aircraft fire and luck. What gives the book its odd flavour is that it comes from a woman reporter moving through a world loudly convinced of its own masculinity. Shepard listens, watches, travels with them, catches the talk, the gripes, the obscene jokes, the affectionate insults, the loneliness, the fatalism and the professional competence hiding under all the noise. War here is not polished into solemn marble. It is sweaty, profane, theatrical, frightened, funny in the wrong places, and full of people using language as armour because actual armour is in short supply at several thousand feet. There is a sharp irony in the air-war setting. These are men with sophisticated machines, advanced weapons, radios, ranks, acronyms and all the expensive apparatus of modern power, yet so much still comes down to nerve, weather, chance, mechanical temper, and whether the night decides to keep its mouth open. The pilots may speak in jargon, but the old truths remain embarrassingly simple: fear travels well, death has excellent range, and courage often sounds suspiciously like a dirty joke told before take-off. For readers of Vietnam aviation, combat reporting, semi-fictional war writing, aircrew culture, or books with titles that can stop a room dead, The Doom Pussy is a genuinely unusual bit of shelf-fodder. It has Skyraiders, Canberras, helicopters, FAC spotter planes, bases, missions, pilots, reporters, and the whole overheated absurdity of a war being fought by men who could be both technically brilliant and emotionally held together with cigarettes, profanity and momentum. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. No ISBN, because apparently the title had already used up the book’s entire allowance of formal identification. A solid survivor from 1967: aviation, Vietnam, gallows humour, and one of the least forgettable titles ever to loiter on a military-history shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7164/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-doom-pussy-aug-2026.jpg 32.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trident Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7163 The Caves of Steel by Isaac Asimov Isaac Asimov’s The Caves of Steel is what happens when the detective novel is quietly escorted into the future, fitted with a robot partner, and asked to solve a murder without upsetting several centuries of human neurosis. Earth is overcrowded, enclosed, anxious and bundled into vast domed Cities where people live indoors, avoid open spaces, distrust outsiders, and have turned urban life into a kind of municipal burrow with escalators. Detective Elijah Baley is a human policeman with human prejudices, human habits, and a very human lack of enthusiasm for robots taking everyone’s jobs and standing around being annoyingly rational about it. Unfortunately, a Spacer has been murdered, and the investigation requires Baley to work with R. Daneel Olivaw, a robot so perfectly humanoid that one suspects the future has developed technology mainly to make people uncomfortable in more elegant ways. The murder itself is only the beginning. Behind it sit Earth’s crowded Cities, the off-world Spacers with their long lives and superior airs, the political tension between stagnant Earth and outward-looking colonies, and the great question of whether humanity intends to remain packed inside its metal warrens forever, muttering about tradition, or risk the horror of going outside where there is sky and no ceiling. Asimov has immense fun with the mismatch. Baley is sharp, stubborn and suspicious; Daneel is calm, precise and almost offensively reasonable. Together they form one of science fiction’s great odd couples: the detective and the machine, irritation and logic, instinct and programming, coffee-stained humanity and polished positronic patience. The result is a proper whodunit with future furniture, where clues matter, motives matter, and the robot is both suspect and colleague, which is frankly inconsiderate. The irony of The Caves of Steel is that the future has solved many old problems by inventing new, claustrophobic ones. Earth has cities of staggering scale, advanced robotics, interplanetary contact and elaborate social systems, yet still struggles with fear, status, prejudice, panic and murder, because human beings are nothing if not committed to carrying their worst habits forward in attractive packaging. Progress, as ever, has remembered the machinery and misplaced the wisdom. For readers of classic science fiction, robot stories, detective fiction, Asimov’s future history, or books where a locked-room mystery has been expanded until the locked room is basically the whole of New York, this is vintage material. It is clever, brisk, argumentative and pleasingly anxious: a story in which the crime must be solved, but so must the species, which seems a little much to ask of one detective before lunch. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A Panther Science Fiction paperback from 1973, ready to return to duty in the City corridors, the robot shelf, or any collection where murder, logic and mild anti-robot resentment are properly appreciated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7163/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-caves-of-steel-aug-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther Science Fiction 9780586008355 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7162 The Currents of Space by Isaac Asimov Isaac Asimov’s The Currents of Space takes place in the sort of future where humanity has spread across the stars and, with admirable consistency, carried class systems, colonial economics, political scheming and bad administrative habits along with it. The galaxy may be vast, but people still manage to arrange it into rulers, workers, secrets, experts and someone at the top pretending the whole thing is merely efficient. The planet Florina produces kyrt, a valuable fibre of such economic importance that everyone involved behaves as if botany has become a form of imperial blackmail. Florina itself is poor and dependent, while the nearby planet Sark profits handsomely from the arrangement, which is how one knows civilisation has advanced: exploitation now has interstellar logistics. Into this tidy little imbalance comes Rik, a man whose memory has been tampered with and whose missing knowledge may involve nothing less inconvenient than planetary disaster. Rik was once a “spatio-analyst,” which is a very Asimov job title: calm, technical, faintly ridiculous, and clearly designed to hide the fact that the person may know something everyone else would prefer ignored. He has discovered that Florina is in danger, but his damaged mind turns the warning into fragments, fear and confusion. This is troublesome for all concerned, especially those whose profits depend on the planet continuing to sit quietly and produce valuable fibre without asking whether it is about to be destroyed. Asimov builds the story out of memory, empire, science, power and the deeply familiar habit of suppressing bad news because it interferes with revenue. There are investigations, planetary politics, class divisions, hidden identities, and the gradual reconstruction of a truth that has been inconveniently buried inside a man who cannot properly explain himself. It is a mystery with stars around it, which is often Asimov’s most comfortable form: less laser shouting, more people working out why the official story smells funny. The irony is that in this glittering galactic future, humanity has achieved space travel but not fairness, scientific knowledge but not wisdom, and bureaucracy on a scale large enough to misplace entire worlds morally if not physically. Florina’s fate is wrapped up in economics, status and denial, which makes the whole thing feel rather less like distant space opera and rather more like a board meeting with a planet attached. For readers of classic Asimov, Galactic Empire fiction, old-school science fiction mysteries, planetary intrigue and societies where the real villain may be a spreadsheet wearing ceremonial robes, The Currents of Space is fine vintage shelf material. It has the brisk cleverness of early Asimov: ideas first, prose in sensible shoes, and the steady pleasure of watching logic sneak into a room full of people who were hoping it had died outside. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A Panther Science Fiction paperback from 1973, carrying the honest aura of a book that has survived several decades of readers, shelves and probably at least one house with orange curtains. A solid copy of a galactic mystery where the stars are distant, the politics are close, and the future has still not learned to behave itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7162/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-currents-of-space-jul-2026.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther Science Fiction 9780586008249 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7160 Blackout by Connie Willis Connie Willis’s Blackout begins with historians from the future doing what historians have always secretly wanted to do: stop squinting at footnotes and go and stand directly in the mess. Oxford time travellers are sent back into the Second World War to observe events first-hand, which sounds wonderfully scholarly until the Blitz begins, the schedules wobble, the exits misbehave, and everyone remembers that “primary source research” is less charming when bombs are falling on the reading room. The premise is deliciously unfair to the profession. Instead of arguing over diaries and ration books, the historians are in wartime Britain itself: London during the Blitz, Dunkirk, evacuation, air raids, blackouts, shelters, queues, fear, fatigue, tea, confusion, and the national talent for carrying on while absolutely everything is on fire or late. The future may have invented time travel, but Britain has invented bureaucracy, weather and transport delays, so really it is not obvious who has the upper hand. Willis has great fun with the practical terror of historical fieldwork. A missed rendezvous is not just inconvenient; it may mean being stranded in 1940 with no sensible way back and an increasing suspicion that the past is not behaving like a museum exhibit. The historians know what is supposed to happen, which turns out to be less comforting than expected. Knowing the broad shape of history is one thing. Knowing whether you personally are about to be crushed by it is another. The irony of Blackout is that the past, so neat in textbooks, becomes alarmingly crowded once entered. There are children to evacuate, patients to help, strangers to protect, shelters to find, trains to catch, bombs to avoid, and ordinary people refusing to be mere background colour for someone else’s research project. History is not a corridor with labels. It is smoke, noise, mud, duty, error, luck, and a great many people trying to do the next necessary thing. This is science fiction in sensible shoes and a gas mask: time travel without the usual swagger, wartime drama without the bunting, and historical fiction with the added nuisance that some of the characters know too much and not nearly enough. Willis folds the big machinery of time paradox into the very human machinery of wartime endurance, where courage is often less a speech than a cup of tea, a bandage, a night shift, or standing in a queue while civilisation coughs plaster dust. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid Gollancz time-travel war volume, ready to be posted from the present into whatever shelf requires historians, air raids, misplaced confidence and the unsettling possibility that the past has not finished with anyone yet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7160/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/blackout-aug-2026.jpg 4.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz 9780575099272 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7159 Captain Flandry - Defender of the Terran Empire by Poul Anderson Poul Anderson’s Captain Flandry: Defender of the Terran Empire is space opera in full ceremonial uniform: interstellar intrigue, imperial decay, beautiful danger, hostile powers, clever treachery, and one dashing agent trying to keep civilisation upright despite civilisation doing very little to deserve the favour. Dominic Flandry serves the Terran Empire, which sounds splendid until one notices that the Empire is already sliding into that late-stage historical condition where the banners are still impressive but the foundations have begun making expensive noises. Flandry is not a square-jawed innocent galloping through the stars with a clean conscience and a handbook of noble principles. He is more useful than that. He is a spy, soldier, diplomat, opportunist, seducer, patriot, cynic and professional improviser, the sort of man who understands that empires are not usually saved by virtue alone. Sometimes they require charm, deception, good tailoring, bad faith, a quick exit, and the ability to drink with people who may be plotting to kill you. This Baen collection gathers adventures from Anderson’s long-running Technic History future, where humanity has reached the stars and immediately resumed politics, espionage, war, trade, ambition and all the other habits that suggest evolution may have been slightly oversold. The Terran Empire faces alien rivals, internal weakness, frontier trouble and the general inconvenience of being enormous. Flandry moves through it all like a man trying to patch a leaking palace with wit, nerve and occasionally a blaster. The irony of the whole thing is baked in beautifully. Flandry knows the Empire is tired. He knows the barbarians, rivals and opportunists are gathering at the edges. He knows decadence when he sees it, probably because it keeps inviting him to dinner. Yet he defends the thing anyway, not because it is pure, but because the alternatives may be worse, and because history, if left unattended, has a nasty habit of becoming very untidy indeed. Expect alien courts, dangerous women, political traps, space battles, elegant cynicism and that old Anderson pleasure of big ideas wearing adventure clothes. These are stories where empires rise and rot, clever people play deep games, and the fate of worlds may depend on whether one urbane intelligence operative can stay half a step ahead of disaster while looking as if he meant to do that all along. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid bit of Baen imperial shelf-business, ready for anyone who likes their science fiction with spies, stars, declining empires and a hero who appears to have read both the military manual and the wine list. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7159/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/captain-flandry-defender-of-the-terran-empire-aug-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Baen 9781439133330 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7157 Seller ImageMore images Fine Old Conflict by Jessica Mitford Jessica Mitford’s A Fine Old Conflict continues the Decca Mitford project of walking out of the aristocratic drawing room, slamming the door, and then spending several decades sending back beautifully written reports on what a relief it was to escape. Having already fled the Mitford family circus of country-house privilege, political lunacy and high-born theatrical weather, she now lands properly in America, where rebellion comes with different hats, larger sandwiches, and a Communist Party apparently determined to prove that idealism and committee meetings are natural enemies. This is Mitford’s memoir of her years on the American left: organising, campaigning, arguing, believing, doubting, laughing, and discovering that even revolutionaries have paperwork. She enters the world of radicals, labour struggles, civil rights, party discipline, FBI interest, ideological quarrels and domestic inconvenience with the same dry, lethal eye she previously applied to the upper classes. The scenery has changed from English stately oddness to American political fervour, but human absurdity, fortunately for the reader, remains in excellent supply. Mitford is never a pious narrator, which saves the whole thing from becoming one of those memoirs where the author looks nobly into the distance while History plays a violin. She believed things passionately, made choices, joined causes, fell among comrades, and then retained the unforgivable habit of noticing when everyone was being ridiculous. The Communist Party may have promised a new world, but it still contained egos, factions, slogans, discipline, suspicion, and the eternal problem of people who are certain they know what is best for humanity before lunch. The title is perfect Mitford: affectionate, mocking, and faintly dangerous. A Fine Old Conflict suggests both noble struggle and an argument that has been going on so long everyone has forgotten who brought the sandwiches. There is politics here, certainly, but also marriage, exile, class, loyalty, disillusionment, friendship, wit, and the strange pleasure of watching someone from one of Britain’s most notorious families become a sharp-tongued participant in American radical life. The grand irony is that Decca’s rebellion did not lead her into some clean world of virtue, because no such place exists and she was far too intelligent to pretend otherwise. She escaped one tribe and joined another, swapped inherited privilege for chosen conviction, and found that every camp has its rituals, blind spots and comic potential. Luckily, she could describe all of them with the brisk cruelty of someone who had survived both aristocrats and activists and knew which knives were used at dinner. For readers of Jessica Mitford, political memoir, twentieth-century radicalism, American left-wing history, Mitford family fallout, or simply prose with its elbows sharpened, this is splendid stuff. It is not a dusty ideological tract. It is a memoir with blood in it: funny, argumentative, disobedient, and perfectly aware that history is usually made by people who are both sincere and impossible. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Respectable enough on the outside, subversive enough within. A solid copy of a book about causes, comrades, quarrels and one Mitford sister’s lifelong refusal to sit quietly in the class position provided. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7157/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-fine-old-conflict-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Books 9780704332010 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7156 Last Man Out - Surviving the Burma Railroad by H Robert Charles H. Robert Charles’s Last Man Out belongs to that grim little section of the war shelf where “survival” is not a slogan but a daily administrative problem. The subtitle says it plainly enough: surviving the Burma Railroad, that vast forced-labour nightmare where Allied prisoners of war and Asian labourers were driven through jungle, sickness, hunger, exhaustion and brutality to build a railway that history has since attempted to make famous, which is not quite the same as making it comprehensible. This is not the Burma Railway as cinematic shorthand, with a bridge, a whistle and a tidy moral shape. This is the railway as lived from the inside: mud, ulcers, cholera, guards, beatings, impossible work, skeletal rations, tropical disease, and men learning exactly how much of the human body can be bargained away before the soul starts objecting. War, once stripped of maps and speeches, becomes very small: a bowl of rice, a scrap of strength, the next order, the next dawn, the next man who does not get up. Charles writes from the world where endurance is not heroic in the polished statue sense, but stubborn, filthy, frightened and practical. The body becomes a ledger. Food becomes theology. Time becomes something to be survived in pieces. A day is not a day; it is a distance to be crawled across. The great military phrases, all advance and campaign and theatre, look rather thin beside the reality of prisoners being used as tools by people who had decided mercy was an optional extra. The title, Last Man Out, has that bleak POW-memoir simplicity: no flourish, no tasteful metaphor, just the hard fact of being one of those who came through when so many did not. It carries the strange irony of the survivor’s account, because to survive such a thing is not to escape it cleanly. The railway remains. The dead remain. The memories remain. Liberation may open the gate, but it does not politely remove the jungle from the mind. There is anger here, and there should be. There is also witness, which is the important thing. Books like this exist because the world has a disgraceful talent for sanding down atrocity into “hardship” and then placing it safely behind glass. Charles does not offer the decorative version. He gives the reader the uncomfortable one: men worked beyond sense, bodies reduced, decency tested, and the absurd endurance of people who somehow continued when continuing had become an insultingly unreasonable request. For readers of Far East POW accounts, Burma Railway history, Second World War memoirs, and testimony from the less varnished end of military history, this is a hard but necessary volume. It is not here to improve the mood of the room. It is here to say what happened, which is a much more serious occupation. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid survivor of a book about survival, which is almost too neat, but second-hand books do enjoy their small ironies. No medals, no soundtrack, no bridge-building romance; just one man’s account of the railway, the camps, and the business of getting out alive when history had made other plans. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7156/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/last-man-out-jul-2026.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood Press 9781852232313 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7155 Hons and Rebels by Jessica Mitford Jessica Mitford’s Hons and Rebels is the family memoir for anyone who has ever looked at the British upper classes and wondered whether the whole thing was perhaps a long-running practical joke with servants. The Mitfords had titles, houses, nicknames, alarming opinions, political extremities, social confidence and the sort of childhood in which eccentricity appears to have been issued at breakfast with the marmalade. Into this decorative riot comes Jessica, known as Decca, who looked around at privilege, found it insufficiently persuasive, and began plotting her escape. This is aristocratic childhood with the wallpaper peeling at the edges. There are sisters, nannies, governesses, country houses, private languages, family legends, parental oddities and the grand old English habit of making emotional chaos look like tradition. The Mitford household was not so much a family as a small ideological zoo in pearls, with one sister drifting toward fascism, another toward Hitler’s circle, another into literature, and Jessica herself marching off in the opposite direction with communism, rebellion and a healthy dislike of being told what people “like us” do. The book’s great pleasure is its tone: dry, sharp, amused, unfooled. Mitford writes about her own extraordinary upbringing without reverence, as if she had been raised inside a costume drama and spent the whole time looking for the fire exit. She is affectionate when she chooses to be, lethal when required, and wonderfully alert to the absurdity of a world where wealth and manners could sit beside ignorance, snobbery and political lunacy without anyone knocking over the tea. Then comes rebellion in earnest. Jessica does not simply roll her eyes at the drawing room and remain there being witty. She runs away, elopes with Esmond Romilly, throws herself into anti-fascist politics, heads for Spain, and begins the process of turning herself from Mitford daughter into radical adult. It is a coming-of-age story, but one where “coming of age” involves rather more ideological explosives than usual, and considerably less concern for whether Aunt Somebody approves. The irony, of course, is that this rebellion could only have come from someone who knew the old world intimately enough to mock it properly. Decca understood the codes, accents, hypocrisies and little padded absurdities of the class she fled, which makes her escape both personal and very funny. She writes like someone slipping out of a stately home through a side door, taking the best anecdotes with her and leaving the silver behind. For readers of Mitfordiana, memoir, aristocratic oddness, political awakening, literary families, or the twentieth century behaving badly in evening dress, this is a cracking volume. It has childhood, class, sisters, rebellion, fascists at the edge of the lawn, communists over the horizon, and one of the sharpest voices ever to emerge from a nursery full of nicknames. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A respectable survivor of an entirely disrespectful memoir, ready for any shelf that enjoys watching inherited privilege have its cushions kicked across the room. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7155/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hons-and-rebels-aug-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Books 9780704331990 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7153 The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea by Yukio Mishima Yukio Mishima’s The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea begins with the sea, which in literature is rarely content to remain decorative, and a sailor, who makes the mistake of becoming human in front of people who preferred him as an idea. Noboru, a thirteen-year-old boy with a hard little private kingdom of theories, watches his widowed mother begin a relationship with Ryuji, a merchant seaman who seems at first to carry the glamour of distance, salt, danger and heroic absence. Unfortunately, reality has a vulgar habit of walking indoors and taking off its shoes. Ryuji is at his most impressive when he belongs to the horizon. As long as he is attached to ships, departures, storms, masculine myth and the great blank poetry of the sea, he can remain magnificent. But when he comes ashore, considers domestic life, and begins to drift toward ordinary happiness, the spell begins to curdle. To Noboru and his circle of schoolboy absolutists, this is not romance or maturity or the natural wish of a lonely man to stop sleeping in bunks. It is betrayal. The sailor has fallen from grace by becoming available for breakfast. The boys are one of Mishima’s colder inventions: clever, cruel, intense, half-formed and already horribly certain. They have the pristine brutality of adolescents who have discovered ideas before mercy. Adult life, with its compromises, affections and furniture, appears to them as a kind of contamination. They want purity, glory, hardness, destiny, and all the other dangerous nouns that become especially alarming when handled by children with no patience for the actual mess of being alive. Mishima turns a small domestic triangle into something ritualistic and unnerving. A mother, a son, a sailor, a bedroom, a ship, a gang of boys, a private code: nothing here is large in the ordinary plot-summary sense, yet everything feels loaded, formal and dangerous. The novel has the spare precision of a blade laid carefully on a table. It is beautiful, but not kind; controlled, but not comforting; short enough to look harmless and sharp enough to make that seem like a trick. This is literary fiction with the windows open to salt air and moral ruin. It asks what happens when romantic ideals are treated as more real than people, and when the ordinary tenderness of life is judged by those who have mistaken severity for truth. The answer, as one might expect from Mishima, is not a picnic. Nobody here is allowed the luxury of being merely unhappy; they must become symbolic, which is generally fatal to morale. Near Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A very presentable Penguin edition of a small, elegant catastrophe: sailor, sea, mother, boy, myth, disappointment, and the terrible danger of coming ashore when someone preferred you as a legend. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7153/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sailor-who-fell-from-grace-with-the-sea-aug-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140060232 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7151 American Way of Death by Jessica Mitford Jessica Mitford’s The American Way of Death is the book that took one look at the funeral business, folded its arms, and asked why grief had suddenly acquired a price list. Death, you might think, would be one of the few occasions on which commerce might quietly stand at the back of the room and behave itself. Mitford discovered, with magnificent bad manners, that commerce had instead pulled up a chair, polished the coffin handles, and begun recommending the superior model. This is her famous assault on the American funeral industry: the embalming, the caskets, the “services”, the language, the ceremony, the emotional pressure, the respectable furnishings, the velvet-lined euphemisms, and the curious ability of death to become a retail opportunity just when the customer is least inclined to comparison-shop. The dead cannot complain, the living are distraught, and into this tender little marketplace comes the professional solemnity of people who know exactly how to say “dignity” while pointing at something more expensive. Mitford’s genius is that she treats the whole arrangement with the appalled clarity it deserves. She is not shocked by death. Death is straightforward enough, in its unhelpful way. What fascinates and enrages her is the machinery built around it: the way sorrow can be packaged, upgraded, upholstered and invoiced; the way plain words are replaced with soft commercial fog; the way a body becomes “the loved one” and a bill becomes “arrangements.” It is satire, investigation and public service, all wearing black and quietly checking the small print. The great irony, of course, is that the funeral trade sells peace of mind at the exact moment the mind is least peaceful. Everything is presented as choice, but the choices arrive wrapped in expectation, guilt and mahogany. Would you like the modest farewell, or would you prefer not to look like a heartless cheapskate in front of the relatives? Would you like simplicity, or the deluxe gesture of eternal affection with optional handles? Capitalism rarely looks more intimate, or more absurd, than when it is leaning sympathetically over the coffin catalogue. This is a classic of consumer muckraking, and still has that wonderful Mitford bite: elegant, furious, funny, precise, and wholly unwilling to let polite society hide behind curtains and tasteful lighting. It belongs with books that make an industry wish everyone would go back to being vague. After reading it, one may never hear the phrase “final tribute” without wondering whether someone has added VAT. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A sturdy second-hand survivor of a book about how even the final journey can be over-managed, over-dressed and overcharged. Sensibly, this copy comes without embalming, satin lining or a commemorative invoice, which already puts it ahead of several of the options under discussion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7151/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-american-way-of-death-aug-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Books 9780704333512 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7150 The Best Of John Wyndham 1951-1960 by John Wyndham The Best of John Wyndham 1951-1960 gathers Wyndham in that excellent mid-century mood where everything seems perfectly civilised until the universe quietly clears its throat. One moment there are tidy streets, decent manners, cups of tea, sensible shoes and people assuming tomorrow will be broadly similar to today; the next, something alien, botanical, radioactive, evolutionary or socially inconvenient has wandered in and asked whether humanity has considered being less smug. This is Wyndham’s great territory: catastrophe without theatrical shouting. His disasters do not always kick the door down. Sometimes they arrive politely, sit in the good chair, and wait for the British establishment to realise the rule book has caught fire. In these stories, the strange does not feel decorative or far away; it slips into ordinary life and starts rearranging the furniture. A change in nature, a scientific accident, a visitor from elsewhere, a shift in human possibility — and suddenly all those reliable little assumptions about progress, order and who is really in charge begin making small cracking noises. The period covered here, 1951 to 1960, is prime Wyndham territory: post-war, anxious, clever, restrained, and faintly convinced that civilisation may be a temporary arrangement held together by grammar and timetables. He had a marvellous way of making the extraordinary feel not flamboyant, but plausible. The menace is often calm, which is much worse. Anyone can be frightened by a monster roaring in the road; Wyndham understood the deeper unease of something impossible being discussed over breakfast. Expect intelligent science fiction with a very British temperature: cool on the surface, quietly alarming underneath. Wyndham’s people are not swaggering space heroes with ray guns and abdominal confidence. They are ordinary humans trying to process the collapse of normality while still sounding reasonably grammatical. They observe, adapt, misunderstand, underestimate and occasionally behave quite well, although the species as a whole rarely comes out of these matters looking like it deserves a certificate. This collection is ideal for readers who like their speculative fiction elegant, unsettling and full of that particular 1950s dread in which the future is not shiny but deeply questionable. It is a reminder that Wyndham did not need vast interstellar machinery to disturb the reader. Give him a village, a laboratory, a family, a field, a newspaper report or a quiet change in the weather, and he could make the whole of human confidence look under-insured. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Probably unread, with no spine creasing, so internally it has the smug freshness of a book that avoided work for decades. The front cover, however, has a crease as though it was once folded in a moment of paperback disrespect, proving that even near-pristine copies are not immune from sudden civilisation failure. Other than that, almost new — a very tidy little Wyndham survivor, waiting patiently to make ordinary life feel less secure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7150/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-of-john-wyndham-1951-1960-aug-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books 9780722193747 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7149 Special Operations Executive - A New Instrument of War by Mark Seaman Mark Seaman’s Special Operations Executive: A New Instrument of War is about the moment Britain looked at the Second World War, decided ordinary warfare was not quite complicated enough, and created an organisation whose basic working principle was: go behind enemy lines, find brave people, give them explosives, code names and terrible odds, then hope history is grateful later. Thus the SOE entered the stage, not so much a department as a controlled administrative panic with parachutes. The Special Operations Executive was Churchill’s famous instrument for “setting Europe ablaze,” which sounds splendid until one remembers that fire, once issued as policy, has a habit of involving trains, bridges, wireless sets, safe houses, betrayal, reprisals, forged papers, night drops, blown covers and extremely tense conversations in kitchens. This was warfare by sabotage, resistance, subversion, intelligence and human nerve; a quieter sort of war only in the sense that everyone was trying very hard not to be heard. This volume examines SOE as a new kind of weapon: part military force, part intelligence service, part political gamble, part amateur theatre with live ammunition. It looks at how such an organisation was conceived, organised and used, and how its methods fitted into the wider war. SOE’s business was not simply “cloak and dagger,” that cosy phrase which makes espionage sound like a dressing-up box. It was logistics, training, radio discipline, networks, explosives, language, trust, secrecy and the constant possibility that one weak link could turn a whole operation into a line in a casualty file. The irony of SOE is that it was both wildly romantic and brutally practical. The romance gives us agents in occupied Europe, night flights, coded messages and resistance cells. The practicality gives us missed drops, broken radios, suspicious neighbours, inter-departmental quarrels, bad weather, inadequate cover stories and the grim discovery that courage does not automatically improve supply chains. Behind every daring operation was a stack of planning, improvisation and institutional squabbling trying to look like strategy. Mark Seaman’s book is for readers who want SOE treated as history rather than costume drama: how it worked, what it was meant to do, how new it really was, and what sort of instrument Britain had made when conventional power alone was not enough. It is a useful corrective to the tendency to turn secret war into sepia glamour. A limpet mine may be romantic from a distance; up close it is mostly metal, timing and consequences. For students of intelligence history, special operations, resistance warfare, Churchill’s war machine, and the murky borderland where policy becomes sabotage, this is a crisp and serious addition to the shelf. It belongs among books that understand the Second World War was not only fought by armies advancing across maps, but by small groups of people carrying things in suitcases that would make customs officers extremely animated. As New copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Which is almost suspiciously tidy for a book about clandestine warfare, but there we are: no obvious signs of parachute damage, coded marginalia, or scorch marks from administrative sabotage. A clean copy of a sharp SOE study, ready to infiltrate the military history shelf under perfectly respectable Routledge cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7149/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/special-operations-executive-a-new-instrument-of-war-aug-2026.jpg 48.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9780415384551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7148 The Trial of the Templars by Malcolm Barber Malcolm Barber’s The Trial of the Templars is about that unhappy moment when being enormously wealthy, internationally connected, militarily prestigious and answerable mainly to God turned out to be a rather poor long-term security plan. The Knights Templar had spent centuries cultivating an image of holy discipline, crusading purpose and banking efficiency, only to discover that a medieval king with debts and imagination could make even sanctity look suspicious. In 1307, Philip IV of France moved against the Order with the sort of decisiveness that suggests either moral outrage or financial desperation wearing a nice cloak. The Templars were arrested, interrogated and accused of heresy, blasphemy, obscene rituals and other charges so convenient they practically arrived pre-folded. The result was one of the great show trials of the Middle Ages: part religious crisis, part political ambush, part asset seizure with incense. Barber’s book digs into the machinery of the case: the accusations, confessions, papal hesitation, royal pressure, inquisitorial procedure, prison, torture, propaganda and the final destruction of an order that had once seemed almost immovable. This is not the Templars as modern conspiracy wallpaper, forever being dragged into novels whenever someone needs a secret passage and a cup with feelings. This is the documented, legal, political and religious disaster itself, which is quite dramatic enough without anyone hiding a password in a stained-glass window. The great irony is that the Templars were destroyed not on the battlefield, but by paperwork. After all the campaigns, fortresses, vows, swords, horses, crosses and solemn oaths, the real blade came in the form of depositions, inquiries, seals, commissions, bulls and signed statements extracted under conditions that would not pass even the most relaxed customer-service review. Medieval power knew how to dress brutality in procedure, and this book is very good on the tailoring. There is something wonderfully bleak about watching an institution built for holy war collide with monarchy, debt and bureaucracy. The Templars had helped invent a kind of international financial network; Philip IV appears to have responded with the medieval equivalent of “interesting bank you’ve got there, shame if it became heretical.” Popes shifted, kings pressed, prisoners confessed and recanted, and the truth, as usual, found itself at the bottom of a very crowded administrative pile. For readers of medieval history, crusading orders, church politics, legal persecution, inquisitions, or the long human tradition of using moral language to solve money problems, this is a properly serious study with a splendidly sinister subject. It is academic without being embalmed, detailed without wandering off into nonsense, and ideal for anyone who prefers their Templars actual, doomed and surrounded by documents. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A respectable survivor of Cambridge seriousness, suitable for the shelf where monks, knights, lawyers and kings can continue ruining each other’s week in perpetuity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7148/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-trial-of-the-templars-jul-2026.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521280181 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7143 Desk by Todd Lyon Desk is, with admirable directness, a book about desks: those flat-topped theatres of ambition where civilisation has chosen to pile bills, manuscripts, coffee rings, tax dread, paperclips, unread letters, and the small accusing objects that make up a working life. Todd Lyon takes the desk seriously, which is only fair, since the desk has been quietly taking us seriously for centuries, sitting there while we pretend the problem is the room, the lighting, the chair, the economy, or “just needing a better system.” This is a design book, a furniture book, and a small cultural confession. The desk is never just a desk. It is a workplace, altar, battlefield, command centre, status object, dumping ground, creative nest, administrative trap and occasional dining surface for people who have surrendered to deadlines. Presidents have desks. Writers have desks. Architects have desks. Schoolchildren have desks. Receptionists have desks. People who claim to work “paperlessly” have desks, usually covered in chargers and moral failure. Lyon’s book looks at the desk as object and idea: its forms, functions, history, style, ingenuity and stubborn psychological weight. Roll-top desks, writing desks, office desks, modernist desks, grand desks, practical desks, beautiful desks, desks that suggest genius, desks that suggest invoices, desks that suggest someone once had a fountain pen and a very firm handshake. Here is furniture as biography, because few things reveal a person faster than the horizontal surface they believe they are “keeping on top of.” There is a lovely irony in making a handsome book about the very object on which handsome books are buried under stationery. Desks promise order, productivity and intellectual command, then immediately become landscapes of postponement. They are sold as tools of efficiency and become museums of unfinished intention. A clean desk says one thing, a chaotic desk another, and a desk with one mysterious old key, three receipts and a dried-up highlighter says perhaps the truest thing of all. For lovers of design, interiors, furniture history, office culture, writing rooms, studios, workspaces, or simply the strange domestic theatre of where humans place their elbows while trying to matter, this is a pleasingly particular volume. It is the kind of book that may cause you to look at your own desk with renewed suspicion, which is probably healthy, provided you do not look too long or the paperwork will make eye contact. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A book about desks, now itself ready to be placed on one, lost under another book, moved to a chair, rescued during a tidy-up, and finally appreciated in the brief golden interval before someone puts a mug on it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7143/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/desk-aug-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500016343 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7142 The History of the Four Caliphs by Shaykh Muhammad and Al-Khudari Bak Al-Bajuri The History of the Four Caliphs takes the reader back to the first great age after the Prophet Muhammad, when the early Muslim community had to do that most difficult of historical tasks: carry a vast spiritual inheritance into the extremely practical world of leadership, law, loyalty, expansion, dispute, governance and human beings being human beings, which has complicated almost every good idea ever since. This is the story of Abu Bakr, Umar, Uthman and Ali, the Rashidun Caliphs, whose lives sit at the centre of Islamic history like four pillars under a roof that was still being built while storms were already arriving. The period covered here is not a quiet devotional footnote, but an astonishingly dense stretch of history: succession, consolidation, battles, administration, justice, community, revelation preserved and transmitted, lands brought under Muslim rule, and the first deep fractures that would shape centuries to come. One can hardly accuse the seventh century of under-committing. Shaykh Muhammad al-Khudari Bak al-Bajuri presents the era with the seriousness it deserves, but the material itself has a kind of stern dramatic force. Men who had lived close to revelation were suddenly required to rule, judge, negotiate, command armies, manage treasuries, settle disputes and embody principles in a world where principles had to survive contact with politics, tribes, empires and the ordinary human talent for disagreement. It is piety placed under administrative pressure, which may be one of history’s most revealing tests. The four caliphs themselves emerge not as decorative saints floating above events, but as figures placed under immense strain. Abu Bakr must hold the community together at a moment when everything might have scattered. Umar gives shape and force to rule on a vast scale. Uthman’s caliphate brings both expansion and mounting unrest. Ali stands amid loyalty, conflict, grief and the beginning of divisions that history has never quite finished discussing. It is a sequence of lives in which faith and power are never neatly separated, however much tidy minds might wish they were. For readers interested in Islamic history, the early caliphate, religious leadership, political authority, or the enormous difficulty of turning a founding moment into a functioning civilisation, this is a substantial and absorbing volume. It belongs on the shelf of anyone who understands that “early history” does not mean simple history. If anything, the early chapters are often where the ink is still wet, the arguments are still hot, and everyone after them spends centuries trying to decide what exactly happened and what it means. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Ex-library, so it has already passed through the calm machinery of stamps, labels, due dates and public shelving, which is oddly suitable for a book about authority, record-keeping and the management of communal life. A serious work with a previous institutional career, now released back into circulation with its dignity intact and its library past politely visible. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7142/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-history-of-the-four-caliphs-jul-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Turath Publishing 9781906949181 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7140 Revenge of the Mooncake Vixen by Marilyn Chin Marilyn Chin’s Revenge of the Mooncake Vixen arrives like a takeaway box with explosives in the bottom: bright, sharp, greasy-fingered, sweet, rude, mythic, and not especially interested in behaving itself for the benefit of polite society. At its centre are twin sisters Moonie and Mei Ling Wong, growing up around their grandmother’s Chinese restaurant in California, where food, family, sex, ghosts, gossip, capitalism and cultural expectation all appear to have been thrown into the same wok and told to fight it out. The Wongs are not here to provide anyone with a tasteful immigrant-family vignette, ideally with steam rising gently from dumplings while three generations learn something tender about belonging. Absolutely not. This is a book with teeth, lipstick, dirty jokes, old-country spirits, American appetite, Chinese legend, pop culture, family inheritance, bodily chaos and the general sense that if someone tries to turn these women into a neat little symbol, they may lose a finger. Moonie and Mei Ling tumble through stories that are part novel, part fable, part comic assault, part revenge fantasy, and part menu written during a fever. Their grandmother presides like a kitchen deity with business concerns. The restaurant becomes a battleground, nursery, temple, trap, stage and profit centre, because in fiction, as in life, no family business is ever merely a family business. It is where everyone eats, works, argues, remembers, performs identity, disappoints their ancestors, and still has to wipe the tables afterwards. There is a glorious refusal here to be respectable. The book pokes at stereotypes, then bites them. It takes the obedient daughter, the exotic woman, the hardworking immigrant, the mystical East, the model minority, and all the other dusty little labels, and shoves them into a story where they come out dented, sticky, and no longer fit for polite display. It is comic, but not soft; outrageous, but not random; clever, but not sitting quietly in a seminar room waiting to be admired. Expect desire, food, ghosts, insults, family mythology, unruly girlhood, loud womanhood, and the sort of cultural collision where nobody exchanges a meaningful glance over tea unless someone is also planning revenge. The title alone sounds as though a baked good has finally had enough, and the book more or less honours that promise. A mooncake may look decorative, but underestimate it and you may find it has a private agenda and several sharp opinions. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Ex-library, so it has already been stamped, shelved, borrowed, returned, inspected and made to live under institutional supervision, which is quite funny for a book this unwilling to sit nicely with its hands folded. A lively, signed-out-and-back-again sort of copy, now released from library custody and available for readers who like their literary fiction spiky, sugared, and faintly dangerous. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7140/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/revenge-of-the-mooncake-vixen-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish Hamilton 9780241144619 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7139 The Harmony Silk Factory - SIGNED by Tash Aw Tash Aw’s The Harmony Silk Factory comes carrying a signed name, an ex-library past, and the faint air of a book that has already been somewhere, seen things, been filed under a number, and then slipped quietly back into society under its own steam. It concerns Johnny Lim, a man of such variable reputation that pinning him down is like trying to catalogue smoke. Merchant, crook, patriot, tyrant, husband, survivor, local legend: Johnny appears differently depending on who is speaking, which is awkward for anyone hoping for a neat little life story with all the labels facing forward. The setting is Malaya before and during the Second World War, where the jungle is not merely scenery and the colonial world is already beginning to creak in the joints. Johnny rises through trade, rumour and political murk, eventually becoming the sort of man people talk about in lowered voices, partly because he may be important and partly because he may be dangerous. There is a silk factory, of course, because nothing says harmony quite like business, suspicion, imperial decline and several people quietly disagreeing about the same dead man. The novel tells Johnny’s story through three different accounts, which is a civilised literary way of saying that nobody can be trusted with the family paperwork. His son has one version, his wife Snow has another, and the Englishman Peter adds a third, each one laying out the past with the serene confidence of someone who has misplaced several crucial pieces. The result is not a portrait so much as a rotating display cabinet, with Johnny looking guilty, romantic, monstrous or misunderstood depending on the angle and lighting. There is marriage here, but not the sort with bunting. There is empire, but not the sort that looks good once the dust is wiped off. There is war, money, longing, betrayal, memory and the humid little theatre of people trying to become legends before anyone has checked the accounts. Everyone seems to be arranging their version of events as if history were a shop window and the cracked goods could be turned discreetly to the back. The Harmony Silk Factory is slippery, elegant and faintly poisonous in the best way: a story about how reputations are made, inherited, resented and rearranged after the fact. It understands that families do not preserve history like archivists; they preserve it like smugglers, hiding the inconvenient bits in false bottoms and hoping no one asks why the suitcase is ticking. This copy is Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books. It is SIGNED, which gives it a little literary swagger, and it is also ex-library, which means it has already endured stamps, shelves, borrowers, systems, labels and the democratic indignity of being touched by the public. A pleasingly conflicted copy, then: authorially blessed, institutionally processed, and now released into the wild with only minor evidence of its previous life in captivity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7139/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-harmony-silk-factory.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Perennial 9780007183227 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7138 The Phantom Story by Anthony M Thornborough The Phantom Story is a book about the McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II, an aircraft which appears to have been designed by people who looked at subtlety, nodded respectfully, and then ordered more engine. It was a fighter, bomber, interceptor, reconnaissance platform, carrier aircraft, export success, Cold War status symbol and airborne nuisance; a machine so versatile that several air forces seem to have bought it first and worked out the exact excuse afterwards. Anthony M. Thornborough follows the Phantom from its American origins into the wide, smoky career that made it one of the defining military aircraft of the post-war world. Navy decks, Air Force bases, combat deployments, export operators, upgrades, variants, weapons, roles and reputations all pass through the story, with the Phantom doing what it always did best: arriving loudly, leaving a trail, and making everything around it look underpowered or under-dramatic. The F-4 was not one of those delicate aircraft that seems to have been drawn with a fountain pen by a man in a linen jacket. It had shoulders. It had intakes. It had the general look of something that had been assembled after a heated argument between a missile, a furnace and a filing cabinet. And yet it worked. It worked so well that nation after nation adopted it, adapted it, painted roundels on it, hung alarming things under its wings, and sent it off to do almost every aerial job short of delivering milk. This is the charm of the Phantom: it was both crude and sophisticated, brutal and clever, ugly and handsome depending on the angle and the amount of aviation enthusiasm in the observer. It belongs to that magnificent period when jets still looked dangerous in a physical, oily, thunderous way, before everything became stealthy, smooth and emotionally unavailable. The Phantom did not sneak. The Phantom arrived, declared itself, and expected the atmosphere to make room. Thornborough’s book gives the aircraft the full treatment: not just a nostalgic wave from the perimeter fence, but a proper account of its development, service and enormous international career. For Phantom devotees, Cold War aviation collectors, model builders, RAF and US military aircraft enthusiasts, and anyone who believes a fighter should have the manners of a thrown brick and the résumé of a civil servant, this is very satisfying shelf material. Near Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books: clean, sharp and unusually respectable, which is mildly ironic for a book about an aircraft that made a career out of smoke, noise and barely concealed menace. A fine copy of a fine Phantom volume, ready to sit on the aviation shelf looking heavier than it probably is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7138/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-phantom-bomber-jul-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arms and Armour 9781854091215 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7137 The Last of the Phantoms by Ian Black The Last of the Phantoms is a farewell to the RAF’s great smoky Cold War relic, the McDonnell Douglas Phantom: an aircraft so subtle it might as well have arrived by kicking the hangar doors off and asking where the Soviets were. By the time Ian Black’s book comes in, the Phantom is no longer the bright new monster on the apron, but the ageing heavyweight at the end of the bar, still enormous, still loud, still faintly alarming, and still entirely convinced that the modern world has gone soft. This is the twilight of British Phantom service: squadrons winding down, air defence duties passing into history, crews looking back, cameras clicking, and the old machines making their last smoky contributions to the national weather. The Phantom was never a sleek little whispering thing. It was all intake, exhaust, attitude and kerosene, a flying argument from the period when aircraft designers apparently believed that if something could not be solved elegantly, it could probably be solved with two enormous engines and a terrifying fuel bill. Ian Black records that final chapter with the sort of affection usually reserved for difficult dogs, eccentric uncles and cars that fail every MOT but somehow remain part of the family. There are photographs, squadron memories, service detail, and the melancholy business of watching a famous machine become heritage while everyone involved pretends to be brisk and professional about it. The Phantom may have been retiring, but it was not going to do so discreetly. Discretion was for aircraft with smaller exhausts. What comes through is the odd dignity of the obsolete. The Phantom belonged to a world of quick reaction alerts, grey skies, hard runways, Cold War nerves and pilots sent up to inspect whatever metallic anxiety had appeared on the radar. By 2002 that world had shifted, and the aircraft that once looked like the future had become a survivor from a more blunt-force age. It is hard not to admire a machine that aged into legend simply by refusing to look embarrassed. For the aviation shelf, this is exactly the kind of thing that causes otherwise calm people to say “ah, Phantoms” and then disappear for twenty minutes into a private weather system of afterburners, squadron badges and airshow memories. It is not just a book about an aircraft leaving service; it is about the strange human need to mourn machinery that drank too much, smoked too visibly, and made the sky more interesting. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Not pristine, not tragic, just properly presentable — which is more than can be said for the Phantom’s emissions record. A solid copy of a book about a solid beast, from the days when air defence came with soot, noise and absolutely no concern for being tasteful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7137/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-of-the-phantoms-jul-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Patrick Stephens 9781852606121 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7136 One Day at a Time by Arthur Titherington Arthur Titherington’s One Day at a Time is a cheerful little reminder that joining the Army to “see the world” can, under certain historical circumstances, be one of the worst travel decisions available. Young Arthur signs up, the Empire does its usual paperwork, Singapore falls, and suddenly the brochure has changed from “adventure and service” to “Japanese prisoner-of-war camp, starvation menu, compulsory mining, no refunds.” This is his account of 1,300 days as a British POW, including Kinkaseki, the copper mine in Taiwan where men were worked like machinery, except machinery usually gets oil, shelter, and slightly better union representation. The title sounds almost cosy, as if someone is about to explain how to organise your shed or cope with retirement using a notebook and a nice cup of tea. Instead it means exactly what it says: get through today; tomorrow can be horrible when it arrives. There are no glossy war-film heroics here, no stirring soundtrack, no officer leaning nobly against a map while someone says “by God, Jenkins”. This is war after the flags have been folded away and the human body has been left to argue with hunger, fear, cruelty and exhaustion. Titherington writes as someone who was there, endured it, remembered it, and then had the audacity to expect the world not to mislay the whole thing in a drawer marked “unpleasant but over”. Naturally, officialdom also appears, because no British wartime story is complete without somebody in later years explaining, with a straight face and a clean tie, why compensation is complicated. Having survived the Japanese camps, Titherington then had to take on the even colder machinery of governments, claims, apologies, evasions and the great imperial pastime of hoping old soldiers will stop making a fuss before anyone has to write a cheque. So yes, this is a POW memoir, but not one sitting politely in the corner being grateful for a commemorative plate. It is angry, plain-spoken, stubborn and necessary: the testimony of a man who went through hell, came back weighing rather less than intended, and spent decades making sure the names and facts did not get softened into “hard times” by people whose idea of hardship is a delayed lunch. Very Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, with an extra plastic protective dust jacket — which is frankly more protection than the British Empire managed to provide at several key moments. A serious book, a battered century, and one survivor’s refusal to let the whole miserable business be filed away as character-building. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7136/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-day-at-a-time-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SPA 9781854212054 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7135 Wolfpack - Hunting MiGs Over Vietnam by Jerry Scutts Wolfpack: Hunting MiGs Over Vietnam is one of those books that reminds you the Cold War was not simply two superpowers glaring at each other over a desk, but also involved actual young men being fired through the sky in complicated metal darts while everyone at headquarters pretended this was all part of a tidy strategic diagram. Jerry Scutts takes us into the air war over Vietnam, where American fighter pilots went looking for MiGs, MiGs went looking for them, missiles behaved with the reliability of moody household appliances, and the jungle below remained deeply unimpressed by everyone’s technology. This is the world of fighter sweeps, radar calls, Rules of Engagement, ambushes, evasive turns, split-second sightings, and the peculiar aerial theatre in which victory could depend on fuel, weather, tactics, nerve, training, visibility, and whether a missile remembered what it had been invented for. The pilots of the Wolfpack were not simply swashbuckling sky-knights with afterburners; they were operating inside a war of restrictions, improvisation, frustration, and sudden lethal clarity, where the enemy was skilled, the aircraft were demanding, and the margin between a war story and a missing-man report could be horribly narrow. Scutts gives the MiG-hunting business its proper mixture of drama and machinery. There are Phantoms, MiGs, callsigns, radar intercepts, combat reports, squadron lore, and enough acronyms to make the Pentagon feel emotionally supported. It is a book full of men being extremely brave in circumstances designed by committees, flying aircraft that looked magnificent while asking far too much of their occupants. The result is part aviation history, part combat chronicle, and part reminder that “air superiority” sounds very clean until you put human beings inside it. For anyone interested in Vietnam aviation, USAF fighter operations, Cold War air combat, or the loud and hazardous poetry of one jet trying to out-think another at absurd speed, this is a properly tasty bit of military shelf-fodder. It has that Airlife flavour too: serious enough for the enthusiast, readable enough for the curious, and absolutely unwilling to apologise for including the sort of detail that makes normal people glaze over while aircraft people begin quietly vibrating with happiness. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books: not mint, not pretending to have spent its life in a hermetically sealed officers’ mess, but solid, decent and ready for another deployment. A fine addition for anyone whose bookshelf already contains aircraft, war, acronyms, and possibly one slightly worrying model Phantom. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7135/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wolfpack-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Airlife Publishing 9781853100055 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7134 Before Topgun Days - The Making of a Jet Fighter Instructor by Dave Baranek Before there was Top Gun, there was the slightly less marketable business of being strapped into a jet, taught to do extremely violent things with mathematics, and expected to come back looking calm. Dave Baranek’s Before Topgun Days takes us into the making of a US Navy fighter instructor, back when glamour mostly meant a flight suit, a checklist, and the knowledge that if you made a mistake at several hundred knots the sea would not be writing a sympathetic letter. This is the story of learning the trade before the aviator mythology had quite been lacquered into sunglasses, volleyball, and men staring meaningfully at sunsets. Baranek follows the route from keen young naval officer to fighter pilot and instructor, through training squadrons, carrier aviation, dogfighting, weapons work, cockpit discipline, and the general naval habit of turning young men into professionals by giving them machines with alarming thrust and then grading their paperwork. The joy of it is that the book sits in the engine room of the legend. Not the poster, not the recruitment film, not the bar-room version with everyone leaning on a jukebox and saying “bogey” with suspicious confidence, but the slog: study, drills, briefings, debriefings, mistakes, correction, repetition, weather, noise, pressure, and the tiny private terror of knowing that aviation is one of those hobbies where the exam is often conducted upside down. Baranek writes about the culture that produced elite fighter crews: the instructors, the habits, the standards, the little rituals of competence, and the strange fellowship of people who spend their working day discussing angles, energy, missiles, mistakes, and whether today is the day the aircraft carrier decides to look smaller than usual. It is a world where confidence is essential, arrogance is expensive, and “nearly right” is not a phrase anyone wants floating around the cockpit. For readers of naval aviation, Cold War flying, fighter tactics, or the pre-cinema reality behind the Topgun glow, this is a splendidly hands-on account. It has jets, carriers, training, jargon, danger, and that particular military combination of terrifying seriousness and institutional absurdity, where life-and-death decisions coexist with acronyms, forms, and someone insisting the briefing starts on time. Good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books: presentable, readable, and cleared for another sortie. It may not come with aviator sunglasses, a call sign, or permission to buzz the tower, but it does offer the next best thing: a front-row seat to the bit before the myth learned to comb its hair. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7134/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/before-topgun-days-jul-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Skyhorse Publishing 9781634506557 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7133 Ralph Bunche - An American Life by Brian Urquhart Ralph Bunche was one of those people history occasionally produces to make the rest of us look like we have spent our lives mostly misfiling envelopes. Born in Detroit, raised in Los Angeles, brilliant at everything, and apparently insufficiently warned that the twentieth century was going to be a paperwork-heavy catastrophe, Bunche became scholar, diplomat, civil rights thinker, United Nations grandee, and Nobel Peace Prize winner — which is quite a lot to fit on a business card, even before the UN starts adding acronyms. Brian Urquhart’s Ralph Bunche: An American Life follows Bunche from American segregation to the strange, carpeted battlefields of international diplomacy, where wars are not so much ended as persuaded to sit down in another room with a pot of coffee and a dangerously vague draft agreement. Bunche was involved in some of the great machinery of the post-war world: decolonisation, peacekeeping, the United Nations, the Middle East, Congo, civil rights, and all the other cheerful little subjects that make a normal committee meeting feel like arranging the village tombola. This is not the life of a man who simply “rose above adversity”, that terrible phrase beloved of dust jackets and people who have never had to rise above anything more serious than a delayed train. Bunche had to be exceptionally clever in a world that often preferred him to be invisible, impeccably composed while dealing with systems built by people who were very confident, very well dressed, and frequently wrong. He moved through universities, government offices and international crises with the calm air of a man who knew civilisation was basically held together by minutes, maps, and someone staying polite for five minutes longer than everyone else. Urquhart gives us Bunche as a public figure and a private human being: ambitious, principled, overworked, sometimes cautious, sometimes bold, and frequently trapped in that ghastly modern role of being expected to represent an entire people while also doing the actual job. He was a Black American intellectual in rooms where the furniture had often arrived before the conscience, and a global diplomat at a time when empires were trying to leave the stage while still taking the curtains with them. For anyone interested in the United Nations, civil rights, modern diplomacy, post-war history, or the peculiar business of trying to make peace between people who have already decided peace would be very inconvenient, this is a substantial and humane biography. It has the satisfying heft of a serious life seriously told, with enough twentieth-century turmoil to make you grateful your own inbox is merely irritating rather than historically significant. Near Fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books: a handsome survivor of the diplomatic shelf, looking far more orderly than the century it describes. A book for readers who enjoy biography, history, and the faintly absurd spectacle of one highly capable person being asked to help tidy up the planet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7133/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ralph-bunche-an-american-life-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WW Norton and Company 9780393035278 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7132 Beasts of Gor by John Norman You are cordially invited back to Gor, the planet hiding on the opposite side of the Sun where men are warriors, women are slaves and nobody has yet invented the awkward dinner party. In this twelfth instalment of John Norman’s heroic, barbaric and gloriously overfurnished saga, Tarl Cabot must leave the comparative comforts of Port Kar and travel into the frozen north, where the enormous, carnivorous Kurii are establishing an invasion base on the polar ice. They are stronger than men, technologically advanced and equipped with the confidence peculiar to a species that has already destroyed one planet and feels ready to have another go. Ahead lie the territories of the Red Hunters, bitter cold, treacherous ice, vicious wildlife, alien conspiracies, hunting, capture, combat and the usual Gorean administrative arrangements concerning collars. Tarl must discover what the Kurii are planning and prevent them from securing their first foothold on Gor, preferably before being eaten, frozen or detained for several chapters by someone with an unnecessarily elaborate code of honour. It is sword-and-planet adventure dressed for Arctic weather: furs replace flowing cloaks, snow replaces desert sand, and the scantily clad inhabitants of Gor finally encounter a climate prepared to question their tailoring decisions. Beasts of Gor contains everything the seasoned Gorean traveller might require: barbarian warriors, predatory aliens, polar survival, dangerous women, endangered women, enslaved women, men explaining women to women, and Tarl Cabot progressing through it all with the serene assurance of somebody who has never once suspected that he might be the problem. John Norman supplies action, strange cultures and fantastical spectacle in generous quantities, while continuing his heroic campaign against feminism, subtlety and the possibility of anybody simply wearing sensible clothes. This 1978 DAW Books paperback is in Fair condition, well read and with a concave spine. It looks as though a Kur has gripped it firmly around the middle, or perhaps as though twelve volumes of Gorean philosophy have finally caused it to bend inward in self-defence. Still complete, still readable and still proudly displaying the battle scars appropriate to a book in which almost everybody is either hunting, fighting, fleeing, conquering or being fitted for a collar. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all books are free persons regardless of condition, although this one has plainly endured a lengthy period of servitude. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7132/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beasts-of-gor-jul-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Daw Books 9780879973636 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7130 Shadows in the Fog by Francis J Suttill In the murky realms of literary ambition, "Shadows in the Fog" emerges with all the grace of a drunken ballerina attempting a pirouette on a foggy pier. Authored by the illustrious Francis J Suttill, who may or may not have mastered the art of writing while simultaneously balancing a teetering tower of history books, this tome is a delightful expedition into obscurity—perfect for those who enjoy a side of bewilderment with their reading. Published in 2014 by The History Press, which, to their credit, has a penchant for publishing books that leave one wondering if history was ever really as eventful as they claim. Within these pages, one is invited to contemplate the existential implications of shadows, fog, and perhaps even the sandwiches one packed for a picnic that never quite happened. The narrative is reputed to weave a tapestry of intrigue, historical musing, and the occasional moment of clarity, presented in a manner that feels like a jigsaw puzzle constructed by a cat with a penchant for chaos. Picture yourself trying to engage with a story that may or may not attempt to delve into the depths of human nature while simultaneously making you question your life choices regarding your reading list. The book’s cover, a tantalising display of mist and muted colours, hints at the enigmatic content within—but, alas, much like a fog itself, it is dense and often obscured. Will you find answers? Perhaps! Or perhaps you will be left to ponder the question: did you pick up a historical narrative or an elaborate riddle wrapped in metaphysical enigma? Either way, prepare for an intellectual rollercoaster that promises more twists and turns than a country road in the middle of nowhere. For those who enjoy learning about the past while being led through a maze of foggy prose, this book is a smorgasbord of tantalising subtitles and footnotes that may or may not relate to the content at hand. Readers have noted that the prose often feels like it is dressed in Victorian attire, attempting to impress at a tea party that has long since ended, leaving everyone but your imagination in a state of utter bewilderment. As you traverse the intricate layers of Suttill’s work, you may also find yourself asking whether the shadows in the fog are merely reflections of your inner thoughts or if they represent the author’s own ambivalence towards clarity and coherence. It’s a philosophical conundrum in paperback form—ideal for those who fancy themselves as part-time thinkers and full-time procrastinators. Condition: As New. This means it has been preserved in such a way that it appears as though it has just leapt off the shelves of an overly ambitious bookshop, waiting patiently for a reader bold enough to brave its depths. No creases, no signs of wear, and absolutely no evidence that it has ever seen a coffee stain—unless one counts the aura of existential dread that seems to cling to it like an unwanted fog on a summer’s day. So, if you are in search of an experience that blends the ephemeral nature of shadowy musings with the tangible thrill of second-hand literature, look no further. This book is practically begging for you to take it home, dust it off, and give it a chance to be the conversation starter at your next literary soirée—or at least an excellent source of confusion for your more pretentious friends. In conclusion, "Shadows in the Fog" is an enigmatic invitation to ponder, reflect, and possibly lose a few brain cells while doing so. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, this exquisite piece of bafflement is waiting patiently for someone like you to adopt it and unlock its secrets—or at least enjoy a good laugh over the sheer audacity of its title. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7130/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shadows-in-the-fog-jul-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The History Press 9780750955911 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7129 Dericourt - The Chequered Spy by Jean Overton Fuller In a world where espionage is as common as a Sunday roast, Jean Overton Fuller’s "Dericourt - The Chequered Spy" takes readers on an unexpectedly circuitous route through the tangled web of deceit and double agents. Written in 1989, this literary offering presents itself like a vintage postcard from a less-than-glamorous spy school, where smuggled secrets and misadventures are as likely as misplaced umbrellas on a rainy British afternoon. Meet Dericourt, our protagonist, whose life is a mélange of intrigue and clumsiness, reminiscent of an amateur dramatics production gone hilariously awry. Fuller, with the deftness of a juggler who has just discovered that half of their balls are actually made of custard, invites us into a world where spies are not just wily but also inexplicably hapless. Think of him as the character your grandmother would mistake for a beloved family pet—adorable yet utterly hopeless. The plot thickens like a particularly stubborn gravy as we traverse through Dericourt’s misadventures. His life is a chaotic chess match, with each piece clumsily shuffled across a board that may or may not have been set up correctly. As he crosses paths with the equally befuddled cast of characters, one can’t help but wonder whether they’ve stumbled into a spy narrative or a Monty Python sketch, complete with awkward pauses and exaggerated expressions. Expect to encounter memorable moments, such as: A near-miss involving a top-secret dossier and a side of chips A chase scene that would be better suited for a toddler’s tricycle An interrogation that leads to an unexpected discussion about the merits of custard vs. cream Spy gadgets that seem to have been borrowed from a Saturday morning cartoon Clandestine meetings taking place in a teapot Sure, you might be wondering if you’ve accidentally picked up a comedy rather than a spy thriller, but fear not. Fuller’s writing style is a curious concoction of elegance and absurdity, reminiscent of a fine wine infused with fizzy soda. The prose flows with a distinct air of British charm, where even the most serious of situations can be punctuated with an unexpected twist of humor—imagine James Bond tripping over his own shoelaces, but with the elegance of a swan on roller skates. Condition: This copy of "Dericourt - The Chequered Spy" is in good condition, which is, of course, a relative term. The cover, while perhaps slightly dog-eared as if it has been involved in a mild scuffle with a cat, retains a certain charm reminiscent of a well-loved teddy bear. The pages, yellowing like your uncle’s old fishing hat, are still intact and whisper tales of adventures past, making it perfect for those nostalgic for a bygone era of spy novels that didn’t take themselves too seriously. So why not take a chance on this quirky tome? It may not divulge the secrets of the universe, but it might just reveal the secret of how not to be a spy. Whether you’re a seasoned espionage aficionado or merely someone looking for a light-hearted diversion, "Dericourt - The Chequered Spy" promises to tickle your fancy and perhaps even remind you of that time you tried to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions—confused but strangely satisfied. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the motto is “the older and crappier, the better!” Grab this literary oddity before someone else does—because, just like Dericourt, it might just disappear into the shadows of your bookshelf, waiting for its moment of awkward resurgence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7129/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dericourt-the-chequered-spy-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Russell 9780859551496 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7127 Manchester in the 70s by Chris Makepeace Ah, Manchester in the 70s—a time when flares were wide enough to parachute off, beards were more of a lifestyle choice than a grooming necessity, and the music scene was an eclectic jumble of sounds that could make even the most hardened hipster swoon. This offering, penned by none other than Chris Makepeace, is a not-so-little window into the gritty, glorious, and often grey tapestry of life in one of the UK’s most enigmatic cities during a decade that was, let’s face it, more curious than a cat in a kettle. Published in 2012 by The History Press, this tome might just leave you questioning why the 70s ever ended and why anyone ever decided to stop wearing paisley. In these pages, you’ll be regaled with tales that whisk you through the heart of Manchester—a place where the rain falls with the enthusiasm of an over-caffeinated puppy. Makepeace captures the essence of a city that was both a breeding ground for revolutionary music and a sanctuary for knitted cardigans. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of The Smiths, an aficionado of Factory Records, or simply someone who remembers the time when a VHS looked like cutting-edge technology, there’s something here to tickle your historical fancy. But don’t expect a conventional history lesson; this isn’t a dry recitation of facts and dates. Instead, it’s a kaleidoscopic romp through cultural phenomena, local legends, and the occasional, and perhaps entirely fictional, story about people getting lost in the fog of their own fashion choices. This book might just inspire you to don your best polyester, grab a pint, and reflect on a decade that taught us that sometimes, less is more—unless you’re talking about hair volume, in which case, more is always more. As you flip through Makepeace’s drily humorous prose, you may find yourself pondering the following existential dilemmas: Did people genuinely think that the more badges you wore, the more interesting you became? Was the ‘Mancunian dialect’ just a euphemism for everyone mumbling in unison? Is there a support group for those who still mourn the loss of the 70s fashion sense? How many ways can one city celebrate its industrial heritage while simultaneously embracing disco? And finally, is that a ‘how-to’ guide for creating a record label hidden in the footnotes? Condition: Very Good, which is to say that this book has stood the test of time better than most of its contemporaries, much like a well-loved coat from a charity shop that retains its charm despite the odd frayed hem. There might be a few dog-eared pages, or perhaps a mysterious coffee ring that insists on being part of the narrative, but isn’t that just a badge of honour? It’s practically part of the history, much like the book itself. So whether you’re a curious time-traveller seeking to revisit the quirky charms of a city that somehow managed to balance gloom and vibrance, or just someone with a penchant for second-hand nostalgia, Manchester in the 70s is a treasure trove of wit and whimsy. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where the motto is “every book has a story, and every story has seen better days.” Don’t miss out—grab your copy before the flares come back into fashion again! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7127/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/manchester-in-the-70s-jul-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The History Press 9780750946155 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7126 King Solomons Mines - She - Allan Quatermain by H Rider Haggard In this splendidly curious tome, we find ourselves tangled in the absurdly adventurous exploits of Allan Quatermain, a gentleman of questionable ethics and impeccable moustaches. “King Solomon’s Mines - She” is not merely a book; it is a veritable treasure chest of Victorian-era bravado, where the line between exploration and absurdity is blurred like the edges of a weathered map. Published in 1979 by the enigmatic Book Club Associates (a name that gives one pause and invites speculation), this volume invites readers to ponder why they’ve landed themselves on this peculiar literary expedition in the first place. Our intrepid protagonist, Mr. Quatermain, has a penchant for delving into the depths of Africa, a continent he views through the rather dusty lens of colonial romanticism. Here, adventure and danger are as predictable as the weather in an English summer, and one can’t help but wonder if Haggard’s quill was dipped in the ink of irony. With Quatermain leading the charge, the reader is whisked through jungles, over mountains, and into the very belly of the beast—where one is quite certain the beasts are less ‘wild’ and more ‘thoroughly confused’ at the presence of such audacious characters. But, lo and behold! This isn’t just another dreary tale of male bravado. No, dear reader, for lurking within these pages is the formidable figure ‘She’—a queen, a goddess, or perhaps just a woman who’s had enough of men messing about in her territory. The dynamics are reminiscent of a rather awkward tea party where everyone has forgotten their manners, and the scones are a bit stale. Haggard expertly weaves a narrative that oscillates between the awe-inspiring and the absurd, leaving us to question not just the plot but our entire understanding of adventure literature. As you flip through these pages, you may find yourself pondering the following questions: What in the world was Haggard thinking when he penned this literary rollercoaster? Is Quatermain’s bravado simply a mask for his existential dread? Are ‘She’ and the titular mines just metaphors for something more profound, or merely good excuses for a jaunt? How many times can one character nearly meet their end before it becomes comically repetitive? If these characters were placed in the modern world, which reality TV show would they star in? Condition: Despite its adventurous spirits and a cover that may have seen better days, this book is in good condition, which is a remarkable feat considering its history. The spine may be creased, and there might be the occasional smudge—perhaps evidence of a snack enjoyed during a particularly gripping chapter. It’s the kind of book that, when you pull it off the shelf, you half-expect a puff of dust to emerge, as if the book itself is exhaling the memories of its past readers. Yet, it stands ready for its next escapade. So, whether you’re a seasoned explorer of dusty libraries, an aficionado of Victorian prose, or simply someone in search of a peculiar conversation starter, this book is a delightful addition to your collection. It will likely lead to discussions about colonialism and gender roles over tea, or at the very least, prompt a few chuckles at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Secure your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the old is always quirky and the quirky is always a little bit old. Happy reading—may your adventures be less absurd than Quatermain’s, or at least equally entertaining! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7126/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/king-solomons-mine-jul-2026.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7125 Fallen Astronauts - Heroes Who Died Reaching for the Moon by Colin Burgess Kate Doolan and Bert Vis In a universe teeming with ordinary lives, "Fallen Astronauts - Heroes Who Died Reaching for the Moon" beckons you into the disheartening yet oddly uplifting annals of those who dared to dream the most cosmic of dreams. Written by the intrepid trio of Colin Burgess, Kate Doolan, and Bert Vis, this tome navigates the nebulous waters of human ambition, sacrifice, and the inexplicably high price of moonlight. Forget your average motivational book; this one exchanges platitudes for poignant tales of gallant souls who, quite literally, reached for the stars and stumbled—often catastrophically—just short of their celestial destinations. Published in 2003 by the University of Nebraska Press, this work is not a heartwarming narrative of astronomical triumphs, but rather an exploration of the darker side of space exploration. It’s a reminder that while we’re busy chasing dreams, sometimes a black hole of misfortune awaits just beyond the stratosphere. In this collection of stories, our authors delve into the lives of those brave astronauts whose ultimate fate was not a heroic landing but rather an eternal drift into the cosmos—an irony not lost on the astute reader. As you peruse these pages, expect to encounter a myriad of emotions: admiration, sadness, and perhaps a modicum of absurdity as you contemplate the fragility of human aspirations in the face of the unfathomable universe. The astronauts featured herein are not simply names etched in history; they are the embodiment of a relentless spirit, the embodiment of humanity’s burning desire to conquer the seemingly unconquerable. However, it comes with a twist: their journeys serve as both inspiration and cautionary tales, a dichotomy so rich that it could fill a black hole of its own. Condition: This copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is As New, which is a delightful irony considering the subject matter. The corners of the pages are sharper than a comet’s tail, and the spine is as uncracked as the surface of the Moon. You might even question if this volume has traveled through time—a relic from a parallel universe where all astronauts returned home to a ticker-tape parade instead of an unceremonious fate among the stars. Rest assured, this pristine condition makes it a worthy addition to any bookshelf, especially if you’re looking to spark philosophical debates or simply bemuse your friends with tales of bravery that met with tragic ends. As you delve further, you’ll find that the authors have meticulously researched and crafted narratives that resonate with anyone who has ever gazed up at the night sky and pondered their own cosmic significance. The irony of reaching for the Moon only to fall short is beautifully encapsulated in the prose—a reminder that our greatest aspirations often come with a side of existential dread. The book doesn’t shy away from the nitty-gritty details either; it’s a treasure trove for those who revel in the intricacies of space missions gone awry, complete with technical data that rivals the most pedantic engineering manuals. Prepare yourself for a captivating journey through the annals of space exploration history, where tales of bravery are as common as tales of woe. You’ll find that “Fallen Astronauts” is not just a book; it’s a mirror reflecting humanity’s struggles with ambition, risk, and the ultimate quest for knowledge. Perhaps, by the conclusion, you will discover that even in failure, there lies a peculiar beauty—a reminder that every great adventure carries the weight of potential disaster. So, whether you’re an aspiring astronaut, a philosophy aficionado, or merely a curious soul, this book promises to be a conversation starter, a source of introspection, and a reminder that sometimes, the pursuit of greatness can lead us to the most unexpected places. Get your copy today from Crappy Old Books, and prepare yourself for a journey through the cosmos that’s anything but ordinary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7125/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fallen-astrnaughts-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of Nebraska Press 9780803262126 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7124 Unravelling Enigma by Maurice Freedman In the year 2001, when flip phones were a sign of tech-savvy sophistication and the world was blissfully unaware of the existence of social media influencers, Maurice Freedman decided to take a stab at unraveling that most elusive of puzzles: the enigma. Not the charmingly complex riddle you might encounter in a quaint puzzle book, mind you, but rather the tangled, often absurd fabric of human existence. If that sounds like the sort of thing that might keep you up at night, fret not—Freedman assures us that every twist and turn in life has a delightfully ironic explanation, even if no one remembers what it is by morning. Published by Pen and Sword, a firm likely more versed in publishing military history, this book places an unlikely emphasis on the mysteries of life rather than the art of warfare. One wonders if the title was inspired by the author’s fondness for crossword puzzles or an unfortunate encounter with a particularly baffling Rubik’s Cube. Nevertheless, "Unravelling Enigma" comes across as more of a philosophical jigsaw puzzle than a straightforward read. Think of it as the literary equivalent of trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instruction manual—frustrating yet oddly satisfying, provided you have a cup of tea nearby. The author tackles an assortment of topics that might make even the most seasoned existentialist raise an eyebrow. From the nature of reality to the intricacies of human relationships, Freedman writes with the sort of bravado that suggests he has an unfathomable grasp of existence—or at least a decent Wi-Fi connection to Google. The prose is peppered with footnotes that, quite frankly, could serve as a bibliography for an entire alternate universe. You will find references to philosophers most people have never heard of, interspersed with casual mentions of pop culture from the turn of the millennium. This delightful mishmash is as bewildering as it is entertaining. Now, if you’re wondering what you might actually find in this meandering narrative, let us offer a small glimpse into the delightful chaos that awaits: Insightful musings on the various meanings of "enigma"—because who doesn’t love a good definition? A cursory glance at how human behaviour can often resemble a poorly executed magic trick. A touch of irony, for those who appreciate their life philosophies with a side of sarcasm. Confounding anecdotes that may or may not have happened to friends of friends—take that as you will. Random asides about the weather that somehow become metaphors for the human condition. Freedman’s ability to weave together these seemingly unrelated threads is akin to watching a hamster on a wheel: entertaining, mildly confusing, and a bit exhausting if you think about it too hard. Perfect for those who revel in philosophical rabbit holes and delight in the absurdities of life, this book is a thoughtful gift for anyone who has ever pondered why they walked into a room only to forget what they were looking for. Condition: As New—like a fresh cup of Earl Grey on a rainy afternoon, this copy is practically untouched, waiting patiently for its new owner to flip through its pages and wonder why they ever thought life was simple. While you may not decode the grand mysteries of the universe, you will at least have a humorous companion for those long, contemplative evenings. So, if you fancy a book that promises to make you feel both enlightened and slightly confused, look no further than "Unravelling Enigma." Available here at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eccentric than the titles are the delightful characters who browse the shelves. Grab it while you can—life’s too short to ponder the enigma of whether or not to buy another book! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7124/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/unravelling-enigma-jul-2026.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pen and Sword 9780850528107 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7123 Hullo Russia Goodbye England by Derek Robinson In a world where every journey begins with a single step, Derek Robinson’s riveting opus, "Hullo Russia Goodbye England," takes you on a literary expedition that may leave you questioning the very fabric of geopolitics while simultaneously wondering if you’ve put your socks on inside out. Published in the illustrious year of 2008 by the enigmatic Whistle Books, this tome is as charmingly elusive as its missing ISBN number, which surely adds a touch of vintage flair to its already enticing narrative. From the very first page, readers are greeted with a cacophony of thoughts that suggest the author might have been sipping vodka while contemplating tea. The title itself begs the question: is one meant to wave a handkerchief as one departs from the comforts of England, or perhaps take a brisk jog in the opposite direction, clinging to remnants of Britishness while eyeing the sprawling vastness of Russia? It’s a conundrum that only the bold or the utterly befuddled might dare to answer. The prose sparkles with a wit that could slice through the thickest of fogs, revealing the absurdity of life as it flits between the two nations like a confused butterfly on a global tour. Robinson’s ability to blend the mundane with the absurd elevates this book into a realm where readers find themselves laughing one moment, and scratching their heads in bewilderment the next. Who knew international relations could be so cheeky? As you navigate through the pages, you’ll encounter a delightful assortment of characters who seem to have been pulled from various eras of British history, all thrown together in an inexplicable whirlpool of circumstance. From a disgruntled tour guide with an affinity for conspiracy theories to a Russian oligarch with a penchant for British sitcoms, every personality adds a layer of richness to the narrative. You might even find yourself wondering if you’ve stepped into a half-baked reality show where contestants are challenged to outwit each other at chess while sipping tea and discussing the merits of crumpets. This book doesn’t just present a storyline; it unravels an entire tapestry of eccentricity woven together with threads of nostalgia, irony, and an undercurrent of existential dread. One cannot help but feel that Robinson’s pen danced across the page as if it were auditioning for a role in a play that never quite made it to the stage. It’s a testament to the kind of literary acrobatics that leaves readers both exhilarated and slightly dizzy. Condition: As New. Effectively, it’s like finding a rare coin in a pile of old buttons. This book has survived in pristine condition, bearing no marks of the cruel hands of time or the whims of careless readers. It’s as if it has been stored in a vault, untouched by the outside world, just waiting for someone with a taste for the eccentric and the audacious to pick it up and embark on a delightful mental escapade. If you’ve ever felt the urge to explore the juxtaposition of cultures while relishing the irony of life’s absurdities, then "Hullo Russia Goodbye England" is precisely the ticket you didn’t know you needed. It serves up a veritable smorgasbord of thought-provoking moments, peppered with a generous dash of humour that might just remind you why you fell in love with books in the first place. Perfect for those who enjoy a dash of the bizarre while pondering the greater questions in life, this book is a veritable feast for the mind. In conclusion, if you find yourself wandering through the literary aisles of Crappy Old Books and stumble upon this intriguing volume, it would be a shame to pass it by. It’s not just a book; it’s a journey, a conundrum, and a delightful riddle waiting to be unraveled. So grab your socks, make sure they’re on the right feet, and prepare for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything, or at least laughing at the silliness of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7123/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hullo-russia-goodbye-england-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Whistle Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7122 Londons Secret Tubes by Andrwe Emmerson and Tony Beard In the illustrious year of 2007, when folks were still grappling with the existential dread of flip phones and the novelty of social media, two intrepid explorers—Andrwe Emmerson and Tony Beard—set forth on a literary expedition to unveil the enigmatic underbelly of London: its secret tubes. Yes, that’s right, the tubes you were blissfully unaware existed, lurking just beneath your feet like the world’s most ambitious game of hide-and-seek. “London’s Secret Tubes” dares to journey where no ordinary commuter has dared to tread—into the depths of the subterranean labyrinth that is said to be home to ancient ghosts, disgruntled transit workers, and the occasional lost hedgehog. With a title that practically shouts “hidden wonders,” this book is poised to either enlighten your daily commute or turn it into a vortex of distractions as you ponder the fates of those who once rode the now-defunct lines. What can one possibly expect from a tome that looks to explore the overlooked? Are we to believe that these mysterious tubes hold the key to unlocking not just the city’s history, but perhaps the very fabric of reality itself? Or is it merely a compendium of mildly interesting facts that would make ideal fodder for a chat at a pub? Whichever it may be, Emmerson and Beard are ready to whisk you away on a journey of questionable relevance to your everyday life. Prepare yourself for a veritable smorgasbord of arcane information and questionable anecdotes, lovingly presented in a manner akin to a guided tour given by a slightly tipsy historian. Within these pages, you’ll discover: Unfathomable trivia about abandoned stations that haven’t seen a passenger since the days when bell-bottoms were in vogue. Alleged sightings of strange creatures in the tunnels, which may or may not be attributed to a few too many pints. Curatorial details about the tubes’ construction that will have you questioning the structural integrity of your local bus stop. The occasionally riveting backstories of every tube line that never quite made the cut, complete with the harrowing tales of their pipe dreams. A guide to the best spots for a cheeky selfie with the ghost of a Victorian gentleman, should you feel the need to up your Instagram game. While some might argue that the allure of London lies in its bustling streets, historic landmarks, and the occasional pigeon that’s seen it all, Emmerson and Beard would have you believe that true adventure awaits underground. They beckon you to grab your torch and take a plunge into what is surely the city’s best-kept secret—unless, of course, you read this book while riding the Tube, in which case you might find it’s not so secret anymore. Condition: Near Fine—A descriptor that whispers sweet nothings about the book’s state, meaning it’s not quite pristine, but it won’t cause immediate regret upon purchase. Expect some slight wear, possibly from being clutched tightly during a particularly busy commute or perhaps a brief stint in a coffee shop where it served as a prop for an overly intellectual Instagram post. In conclusion, if you’ve ever fancied yourself an underground aficionado or simply someone seeking to amass a collection of quirky trivia to impress your friends, “London’s Secret Tubes” is a splendid addition to your shelf—assuming you have space between the dozens of cookbooks you never use and the latest psychological thriller that your friend swore was life-changing. Dive into the delightful oddity that is Crappy Old Books, where you might just find this little treasure waiting to be discovered amidst a sea of slightly yellowed pages and a hint of nostalgia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7122/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/londons-secret-tubes-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capital Transport 9781854143112 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7121 Spyflights and Overflights US Strategic Aerial Reconnaissance Volume 1 1945-1960 by Robert S Hopkins III Welcome to the thrilling world of aerial espionage as chronicled in “Spyflights and Overflights: US Strategic Aerial Reconnaissance Volume 1 1945-1960.” If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to peer over the fence of international intrigue and snoop on nations from the comfort of your armchair, then this book is for you. Robert S. Hopkins III, yes, the third of his illustrious line (because two wasn’t enough), takes you on a fanciful journey through the cloud-strewn skies of post-war reconnaissance. This volume promises to unfold the secrets of American aerial prowess with all the pomp and circumstance of a Cold War parade—minus the slightly ominous undertones. Ever wanted to know how many layers of bureaucracy it takes to coordinate a spy mission? Or perhaps you’ve pondered the intricacies of flying high above in a metal bird while trying not to spill your coffee? Hopkins cleverly navigates through the arcane and labyrinthine details of US strategic reconnaissance, all while keeping a straight face. He presents a riveting overview of aircraft, missions, and the occasional rogue cloud that dared to interfere with plans. One can almost hear the echoes of pilots saying, “I swear, it was just up there!” In this splendidly obscure volume, you will find riveting insights and never-before-seen photographs (if you’re not counting the millions of other books and documentaries that have preceded this one). It’s a delightful mix of technical jargon and thrilling anecdotes, all wrapped up in a glossy cover that might eventually fuel your inner conspiracy theorist. Is that a UFO?! Or just a wayward spy plane? Only the brave readers will find out—because who doesn’t enjoy a little unauthorized surveillance during their downtime? Hopkins’ prose glides through the pages like a well-oiled reconnaissance craft, taking you on a rollercoaster of intrigue and data that’s almost as exhilarating as watching paint dry. The meticulous attention to detail will make even the most seasoned aviation aficionado sit up and take notice, or at the very least, squint. Expect to be immersed in a world where acronyms abound and the term ’top secret’ is tossed around like confetti at a wedding, all while you sip your herbal tea. As you delve into the book, you might find yourself pondering the following questions: What on earth were they thinking when they conceived of these flights? How many cups of coffee fueled those late-night strategy meetings? And will my book club think I’m a bit odd for choosing this as our next read? Fear not, brave reader. The answers may be as elusive as a stealth aircraft itself, but you’ll find a certain joy in the absurdity of it all. The book comes packed with fascinating tables, graphs, and diagrams that could make even a graphophobe curious enough to reconsider. If the idea of ancient espionage tech was a party, this book would be the quirky uncle who shows up with a bag of tricks and an encyclopedic knowledge of reconnaissance aircraft. The questions arise: is this a historical account or just an elaborate excuse to fill your home library? Why not both? Condition: As New. This means you could practically gift it to an unsuspecting friend under the pretense of it being a casual read on strategic military history. Think of the look on their face! With pristine pages and an unblemished spine, it’s almost as if no one has dared to unveil the secrets of the skies held within, making it an excellent candidate for a coffee table conversation starter—if your friends are into that sort of thing. In conclusion, “Spyflights and Overflights” is not just a book; it’s an invitation to explore the quirky and often perplexing world of aerial reconnaissance through the lens of the post-war era. Whether you’re a history buff, an aviation enthusiast, or merely someone who enjoys the absurd, this book is bound to tickle your fancy. So why not snag your copy from Crappy Old Books today? Because nothing says sophistication like reading about Cold War espionage while lounging in your pajamas. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7121/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spyflights-and-overflights-jul-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hikoki Publications 9781902109503 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7120 Vietnam Air Losses - USAF Navy and Marine Corps Fixed-Wing Aircraft Losses in SE Asia 1961-1973 by Chris Hobson In a world awash with tales of gallant heroes, soaring romances, and the occasional cat that plays the piano, Chris Hobson takes a rather unexpected detour into the realm of aviation statistics. "Vietnam Air Losses - USAF Navy and Marine Corps Fixed-Wing Aircraft Losses in SE Asia 1961-1973" is not your average page-turner; in fact, it’s quite the opposite. Prepare yourself for a riveting expedition into the heady heights of military logistics, where the only thing more riveting than the aircraft themselves are the intricate details of their unfortunate demises. Yes, you heard that right—this isn’t so much a novel as it is a meticulously documented elegy to planes that met their fateful end during a rather tumultuous time in history. Imagine, if you will, curling up in your armchair with a cup of tea, flipping through pages filled with meticulous aircraft loss data, specifications, and a veritable treasure trove of numbers that would make even the most ardent accountant swoon. The book seems to revel in the kind of detail that would leave most readers gasping not in awe, but rather in a befuddled state of slight concern. One can only ponder what Hobson intended: a love letter to the aircraft that flew valiantly for their country, or perhaps a cautionary tale about the perils of aviation? Or was it merely an elaborate excuse to catalogue information that would keep trivia buffs occupied for hours on end? The book is a veritable buffet of aviation-related facts, serving up a smorgasbord of details that include, but are not limited to, the number of aircraft lost, their models, and the causes of their untimely demise. Each loss is chronicled with the kind of reverence usually reserved for fallen heroes, albeit with a slightly more sobering twist. You’ll learn about the models that met their fate, including their rather dashing specifications, as well as the operational contexts that led to their unfortunate endings. If you ever fancied yourself a connoisseur of air losses, this volume will do just fine to swell your collection of obscure knowledge. As you leaf through this extensive tome, you might find yourself pondering the existential implications of loss—both in the air and in life. Each aircraft that is detailed within these pages is a testament not just to engineering prowess, but also to the chaos of war itself. It’s a paradox of sorts: a book that so ardently catalogues loss could, in its own strange way, offer a glimpse of understanding into the tumultuous human experience. Or perhaps it is merely a book that reminds us that, sometimes, even the most sophisticated machines are no match for the unpredictability of fate. A staggering array of aircraft models, some of which you probably couldn’t name if your life depended on it. Detailed accounts of operational mishaps that will have you questioning your own safety record on your next flight. Statistics that don’t just bend the mind, they practically tie it into a complicated knot. A peculiar sense of satisfaction as you absorb information that absolutely no one at your next dinner party will care about. A reminder that while some people collect stamps or coins, others take it a step further and compile aircraft loss data. Condition: As New. This copy is waiting patiently on your shelf, eager to be picked up and admired, possibly while sitting next to a collection of other equally niche books. It has not known the harsh realities of being read by someone who could have taken a chance on a romance novel instead. It boasts the kind of pristine pages that could reflect your own puzzled expression as you wrestle with the enormity of what you’re holding. So, if you’re in the market for a book that is both enthralling and perplexing, then “Vietnam Air Losses” might just be your ticket to an evening of bemusement and introspection. Available now from Crappy Old Books, it promises to be a conversation starter—though you might want to be cautious about who you share it with, lest they mistake it for a biography of a flamboyant bird rather than an academic reference book on air losses. Go on, indulge your curiosity and perhaps even find yourself unexpectedly fascinated by the tragic poetry of aviation’s past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7120/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vietnam-air-losses-jul-2026.jpg 43.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Midland Publishing 9781857801156 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7119 Intercept - The Enigma War by Jozef Garlinski In the dimly lit corners of 1981, when disco balls twinkled over questionable hairstyles and the Cold War was still hot enough to scorch your eyebrows, Jozef Garlinski decided to take a bold leap into the murky depths of espionage with "Intercept - The Enigma War." A title so tantalisingly intricate it suggests you might require a cipher, a magnifying glass, and possibly an ex-cryptographer to decode the layers of intrigue that are ever so vaguely hinted at within these pages. Welcome, brave reader, to a world where secrets sizzle and the only thing more enigmatic than the plot is the author’s choice of cover art, which is practically begging you to ask, "What on Earth were they thinking?" As you delve into this literary labyrinth, prepare to unravel a narrative that promises to be as convoluted as the communication lines of a spy agency. Garlinski, armed with a pen and a penchant for the peculiar, likely set out to capture the essence of the covert operations that defined an era, or perhaps just to see how many times he could deploy the word "cipher" without causing a mass reader exodus. Either way, you’ll find yourself grappling with a narrative that dances on the edge of brilliance and bewilderment, much like a retired spy attempting the tango at a local dance hall. Readers are invited to ponder the implications of a title that suggests a fierce battle of wits, yet may reveal more about the author’s struggle with his own enigma—namely, how to keep readers engaged when they’re more focused on finding the nearest exit. The plot, if it can be described as such, meanders through shadowy alliances and cryptic messages like a lost tourist in a foreign city, desperately hoping for a friendly local who can point them toward home. But fear not, dear reader, for within this book lies an array of thrilling possibilities, or at least some fascinating aspects that might make for an engaging discussion at your next dinner party. Be prepared to encounter: A plethora of spies so colourful, they might as well be auditioning for a role in a cartoon. Puzzles that will make you feel like you’re one step away from winning a game show, but without the prize money. Convoluted plots that twist and turn more than a roller coaster designed by an over-caffeinated engineer. Characters whose motivations are as clear as mud, offering an existential crisis with every page turn. More twists than a pretzel factory, leaving you wondering if you should have just stuck to a straightforward mystery novel. Condition: This book is classified as "Near Fine," which, in the second-hand book world, generally means it has survived the test of time without being subjected to too much harsh treatment—think of it as the well-preserved cinnamon roll that still looks delicious but may have gathered a few interesting tales of its own. You might find a crease or two, perhaps an errant coffee stain hinting at its adventures in the hands (and possibly on the lap) of previous owners who were equally mystified yet strangely charmed. So, if you’re prepared to embark on a journey through espionage that may or may not involve deciphering the true meaning of the plot or simply unearthing the author’s intent, "Intercept - The Enigma War" awaits you. And remember, if you find yourself perplexed but oddly entertained, there’s always a chance you’ve stumbled upon something eerily profound—or you might just need to check if the book is upside down. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more puzzling than the titles is our commitment to finding homes for these quirky literary relics. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7119/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/intercept-the-enigma-war-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Magnum 9780417056401 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7118 Love in Idleness - Less Than Kind by Terence Rattigan Ah, "Love in Idleness - Less Than Kind," a curious title that invites you to ponder the duality of love and the paradoxes of human behaviour, all wrapped up in that delightful Rattigan flair. Published by Nick Hern Books in 2017, this tome delves into the labyrinthine corridors of desire and regret, as if Rattigan himself were penning a guide on how to manage the complexities of romantic entanglements while simultaneously forgetting your own anniversary. Picture yourself in a quaint British drawing room, perhaps sipping on a lukewarm cup of tea as you navigate the treacherous waters of courtship and betrayal. The author, famed for his sharp wit and cutting observations, seems to have taken a magnifying glass to the British upper crust, poking fun at their foibles while simultaneously making them a little more relatable. One can’t help but speculate whether Rattigan himself ever found love in idleness or simply smiled ruefully from the sidelines, pen in hand. In a world where love is both a blessing and a curse, Rattigan masterfully illustrates the shades of grey in every relationship. He crafts characters who are as self-absorbed as they are charming, leaving behind a trail of confusion and bemusement. You’ll find yourself wondering if love is just a euphemism for chaos wrapped in a bow of genteel manners. It’s all rather thrilling, really, as you ponder the existential question: Is love merely a lovely distraction from the mundane reality of life? Or is it less kind than it appears, akin to a sneaky fox in a henhouse? But fret not, dear reader! This delightful narrative is not merely a bitter pill to swallow in a world of unfulfilled dreams. No, Rattigan serves up a potent cocktail of irony, wit, and just the right amount of pathos to keep you engaged. You may find yourself laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all, only to pause and reflect on your own romantic misadventures. And wouldn’t you know it, we’ve all had one or two of those, haven’t we? It’s almost as if Rattigan is winking at us from the pages. As you flip through the pages, you may notice the characters oscillating between unspeakable kindness and a stunning lack of it. This book, dear reader, is a satirical dance on the edge of propriety; a gentle psychological probing into the hearts of those who love hard and yet seem to have forgotten that kindness is often the first casualty of passion. Here’s a taste of what you might expect: Romantic entanglements that make a soap opera look tame. Characters whose ability to misinterpret social cues is truly Olympic-level. A plot twist that could leave you reeling, or at least mildly surprised. Dialogue so sharp, it could cut glass. Scenes of awkwardness that would make even the most seasoned cringe-comedy fan feel at home. Condition: As New. A phrase that might be misleading—much like the relationships depicted within these pages. This book looks pristine, untouched by the hands of time, much like the characters who stumble through their own emotional minefields with a façade of perfection. One can only presume this copy has seen more love in idleness than its characters ever could, waiting patiently on the shelf for a discerning reader to breathe life into it. In conclusion, if you find yourself yearning for a piece of literature that offers both a mirror to your own romantic follies and a hearty chuckle at the absurdity of love, look no further. "Love in Idleness - Less Than Kind" is a splendid choice. So swing by Crappy Old Books, where this delightful treasure awaits you—just be prepared for a few unexpected revelations about love, life, and the art of being less than kind. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7118/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/love-in-idleness-jul-2026.jpg 4.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nick Hern Books 9781848421646 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7117 Aliens from Space by Donald E Keyhoe In the year 1975, amidst the disco balls and polyester trousers, Donald E. Keyhoe decided to grace the world with "Aliens from Space." Perhaps he was inspired by a particularly vivid dream, or maybe he was just tired of the usual meat and potatoes of earthly literature. Either way, this book boldly goes where no man has gone before—into the elusive minds of extraterrestrial beings, all while nestled cozily in the well-trodden pages of a Panther paperback. Who knew that finding intergalactic life could be as easy as flipping through an old book? Now, if you’re wondering what to expect within this literary spacecraft, prepare yourself for a menu of curiosity that tantalizes the imagination. The pages are filled with Keyhoe’s musings on UFO sightings, the secret lives of aliens, and perhaps a few conspiracy theories that would make even the most seasoned tin foil hat enthusiast raise an eyebrow. Did you ever contemplate what it might be like to share a cup of tea with a Martian? Or how about discussing the merits of crumpets with a Venusian? If so, this tome might tickle your fancy. Keyhoe’s writing is reminiscent of an enthusiastic uncle at a family gathering, excitedly recounting his latest escapades, only this time he’s not just talking about fishing trips. Instead, he’s spinning yarns about how these mysterious beings might be observing us, making notes on our questionable fashion choices, and possibly laughing at our attempts to communicate via radio waves. What a privilege it would be to be studied by beings who have, apparently, mastered the art of interstellar travel while we still can’t seem to navigate rush hour traffic! But wait! You might be asking yourself, what does it take to become an expert on intergalactic affairs? Keyhoe, ever the ambitious author, draws upon his extensive "research," which includes interviews with credible witnesses, a selection of newspaper clippings, and likely a few too many late-night sci-fi films. The blend of anecdote and speculation creates a delightful tapestry of thought that will leave you both bemused and, perhaps, just a tad paranoid about that strange light you spotted in the sky last Thursday. Condition: This copy is in good condition, which is remarkable for a book that has presumably entertained countless space enthusiasts and skeptics alike. The covers may show a bit of wear, as if they, too, have been subjected to the scrutiny of curious minds. The spine remains intact, and the pages, while slightly yellowed with age, manage to retain an air of mystery. There might be a few underlined passages—perhaps someone was particularly astounded by a revelation about intergalactic grocery shopping—but overall, it presents a charming aura of nostalgia that any second-hand book lover would appreciate. In the grand scheme of things, "Aliens from Space" serves as both a quirky relic of its time and a fascinating exploration of humanity’s eternal hope (or paranoia) regarding life beyond our blue planet. Within these pages, you may find yourself questioning everything you know about the universe while simultaneously rolling your eyes at the sheer audacity of it all. After all, who doesn’t want to believe that our neighbors might just be a few light-years away, peering through their telescopes at our very own English tea time? As you delve into this extraordinary work, remember that it’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a piece of history, and a nod to those who dare to dream of what lies beyond the stars. And where else can you find such a delightful concoction of conspiracy, whimsy, and a hint of British irony? So, grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and embark on a journey that might just lead you to the realization that the truth is indeed out there—probably giggling at us all along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7117/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aliens-from-space-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586041833 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7116 UFOs Explained by Philip J Klass In the pantheon of literature, few tomes can boast the audacity of "UFOs Explained" by the intrepid Philip J Klass. Published in 1976, this literary masterpiece arrives at a time when bell-bottoms and disco balls were taking the world by storm, yet Klass had the foresight to tackle a subject infinitely more perplexing than polyester: unidentified flying objects. One can’t help but wonder if the unexplained phenomena of the skies have ever danced their way into a reader’s heart quite like this book. In a world where skepticism is as common as missing socks, Klass manages to parade a plethora of extraterrestrial theories under the banner of rational inquiry. Was it merely a government experiment gone awry, or the unfortunate consequence of too many gin-and-tonics on a Tuesday night? Spoiler alert: one of those theories might just be the answer you didn’t know you were looking for—or perhaps it’s the one that leads you down a rabbit hole of conspiracy that leaves you questioning your sanity and your choice of reading material. The book is neatly divided into sections that hum with the excitement of a 1970s school science fair, where shining lights and inexplicable phenomena meet the steady hand of empirical reasoning. Klass, with a flair only he could muster, systematically dissects well-known UFO sightings with the clinical precision of a surgeon—or perhaps a particularly cynical dentist. His approach may leave you chuckling in disbelief, or perhaps shaking your head in wonder at how he can twist a story into something resembling a logical conclusion. Now, for those who appreciate the finer things in literary life, allow us to present a few delightful aspects this book offers: A thorough examination of the psychology behind UFO sightings, including why your aunt might insist that the lights over her garden are signs from the Great Beyond. A dissection of the famous Roswell incident—did the aliens flee, or was it just a weather balloon playing hide and seek? Charts! Yes, you read that correctly. Charts to help you visualize the absurdity of it all. Who knew aliens came with pie charts? Footnotes that rival your old university professor’s lectures—if you can decipher them while simultaneously questioning your life choices. A robust bibliography that will leave you wondering if you should trust any of it or just stick with your dog-eared copy of "The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy." Condition: This particular copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is in good condition, which is nearly as mysterious as the book’s subject matter itself. It bears the charming signs of previous owners who may have pondered its contents over cups of tea—or perhaps something stronger. Expect the occasional crease, a whisper of nostalgia, and the scent of wisdom (or mustiness) that comes from decades of contemplation. Some pages may even be slightly yellowed, testament to the time spent in the hands of enthusiasts, skeptics, and possibly, the occasional extraterrestrial. Whether you’re an avid believer in the extraterrestrial, or you find yourself firmly planted on Earth, this book offers a peculiar blend of science, skepticism, and a dash of absurd humor. A journey through Klass’ mind is akin to riding a rollercoaster designed by someone who insists that gravity is a mere suggestion. So, strap in, dear reader, and prepare for the ride of your life—or at least one that might make you chuckle at the sheer human folly of it all. In the end, perhaps the greatest mystery isn’t whether UFOs exist, but rather how such a quirky, ironic treasure of a book sits on the shelf, waiting for you to pick it up. Grab your copy of "UFOs Explained" today and let the intellectual fun begin, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7116/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ufos-explained-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage Books 9780394721064 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7115 Manet - A Retrospective by Theresa Gronberg Ah, the illustrious Édouard Manet, the man whose brushstrokes made the world sit up and take notice, or at least squint through their monocles in mild confusion. “Manet - A Retrospective,” penned by the somewhat enigmatic Theresa Gronberg in 1990, is a journey through the world of a painter whose works had the audacity to challenge the conventions of his time. This book, from the fine folks at Pack Lane, is less a collection of art critique and more an invitation to engage in a love-hate relationship with the artist. Why? Because who doesn’t appreciate a bit of scandal, particularly when it comes served on a canvas dripped with paint and controversy? The cover of this second-hand treasure beckons with a certain allure—a kind of flirty wink that says, “I may be from 1990, but I’ve been around the block and I still have stories to tell.” Inside, one can expect to encounter an eclectic mix of sharp observations, absurd anecdotes, and the occasional existential crisis about whether one should really be placing a nude woman in a public setting. Gronberg, in her own quirky style, delivers a narrative that dances through time, as if the paint on the pages is still wet, splattering ideas that swirl around the reader’s imagination like a well-timed “what if?” One might wonder what makes this retrospective worthy of your bookshelf. Perhaps it’s the chance to finally understand why Manet was the darling of the Impressionists while simultaneously being snubbed by the academic elite. Or maybe it’s the opportunity to ponder deep philosophical questions—like why anyone would choose to paint a bunch of oysters instead of a nice cup of tea. This book doesn’t just look at Manet’s works; it invites readers to challenge their own perceptions of art and the often absurd constructs that surround it. Condition: Good. Yes, you read that right. This book has seen better days, much like Manet himself after a particularly lengthy debate over the merits of realism versus impressionism. Expect the usual wear and tear of a book that has been appreciated by more than one art enthusiast, perhaps with a few marginal notes that might resemble a particularly passionate argument with oneself about the merits of “Olympia” versus “The Luncheon on the Grass.” This is a book that has been cherished, possibly even adored, by those who have attempted to decode the visual puzzles that Manet laid out before them. As you meander through the pages, you’ll encounter sections dedicated to Manet’s profound ability to capture the mundane and the extraordinary all at once. His depictions of Parisian life, infused with a sense of irony, speak to the heart of human existence—or so Gronberg would argue. You might find yourself pondering a few pointed questions along the way, such as: Is it acceptable to paint a woman reclining in a manner that suggests she may or may not be inviting a rather complicated discussion about feminism? Or should we simply admire the brushwork and leave the heavy lifting to the critics? For those of you who fancy yourself connoisseurs of art, or perhaps just enjoy spinning tales about the significance of a paint splatter, this book has everything you could possibly need. It offers insights and opinions that are just as likely to make you nod sagely as they are to make you raise an eyebrow in disbelief. As you navigate through the artistic landscapes Gronberg has crafted, remember that the world of art is as much about questioning as it is about answering. In summary, “Manet - A Retrospective” is more than just a book; it’s a spirited conversation, a flurry of opinions wrapped in the guise of art history, and a rather cheeky reminder that life—and art—are best approached with a healthy dose of irony. So, why not add this quirky little piece to your collection? After all, it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, where second-hand stories come with a side of character and perhaps a pinch of dust! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7115/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/manet-a-retrospective-jul-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pack Lane 9780517032916 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7114 Masterpieces of Erotic Photography by Michael Pellerin In 1977, when respectable coffee tables were generally expected to support books about steam railways, royal weddings or the paintings of Constable, Masterpieces of Erotic Photography arrived to give the furniture a rather more demanding social role. Edited and introduced by Michael Pellerin, this large-format collection brings together the work of twelve leading contemporary photographers, all addressing eroticism—that elusive territory between art, desire, fashion and somebody hastily turning the book face down when an elderly relative enters the room. The contributors include David Bailey, Harri Peccinotti, Art Kane, Duane Michals, Victor Skrebneski, Kishin Shinoyama, John Thornton, Barry Lategan, Sam Haskins, Oliviero Toscani, Christian Vogt and Jeanloup Sieff. This is therefore not merely a miscellaneous collection of naked people photographed near strategically positioned houseplants. Each photographer brings a recognisable visual language, ranging from polished fashion imagery and carefully controlled studio compositions to surreal, playful and more psychologically suggestive work. Presented in both colour and black and white, the photographs reflect a period when erotic imagery was being absorbed into fashion, advertising and serious art photography, while everyone concerned maintained an admirably grave expression. Bodies become exercises in line, light, texture and shadow; poses become statements about liberation and desire; and the removal of trousers becomes, under appropriate gallery lighting, an important investigation into the human condition. The collection is especially evocative of 1970s visual culture, an age of bold compositions, experimental layouts and the firm conviction that modernity required either a white studio, an interesting shadow or an alarming quantity of hair. Some images are elegant, others theatrical, humorous or deliberately provocative. Together they demonstrate how differently photographers can approach the same broad theme once supplied with cameras, models and sufficient confidence to call the result a masterpiece. Despite the title, this is not a chronological history of erotic photography, nor is it a technical manual for the aspiring boudoir photographer. It is a curated showcase of twelve distinctive practitioners working within the field at the time of publication. Pellerin’s introduction provides the formal permission to regard the contents thoughtfully, although readers remain free to admire the lighting without preparing an academic paper about it. The book now also operates as a period document. Its attitudes, aesthetics and photographic techniques belong unmistakably to the late 1970s, before digital retouching made skin entirely poreless and before every amateur with a telephone could take four hundred photographs during breakfast. These images were composed, lit, processed and printed as deliberate finished works, with no instant preview and no convenient filter called “Moody European Sensuality.” A handsome production from Aurum Press, Masterpieces of Erotic Photography will appeal to collectors of photographic books, admirers of the featured photographers, students of fashion and visual culture, and anyone attempting to assemble a coffee-table collection that discourages casual browsing by the vicar. It is artistic, unapologetically adult and considerably more sophisticated than its wonderfully direct title might suggest. This copy is in Good condition, with the ordinary signs of previous ownership and use expected of a book published in 1977. It remains entirely suitable for study, display or leaving conspicuously beneath a volume on Renaissance sculpture so that the household can maintain plausible intellectual deniability. Supplied by Crappy Old Books, where masterpieces are permitted, eroticism is handled maturely, and the condition report keeps its clothes on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7114/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/masterpieces-of-erotic-photography-jul-2026.jpg 17.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aurum 9780906053003 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7112 Keeping Up Appearances - Fashion and Class Between the Wars by Catherine Horwood Long before Hyacinth Bucket began answering the telephone in her best drawing-room voice, the British had already perfected the exhausting national sport of appearing to belong to a slightly better class than the one paying the bills. In Keeping Up Appearances, Catherine Horwood examines fashion and social class in Britain during the 1920s and 1930s, when a hat was never merely something to keep off the rain, a tie could reveal moral collapse at twenty paces, and wearing the wrong clothes to the tennis-club dance might undo years of careful vowel management. This is not primarily a parade of glamorous gowns worn by aristocratic women standing beside inconveniently large motor cars. Horwood is interested in the anxious middle classes: office workers, suburban families, young men attempting respectability and women expected to dress attractively without giving the impression that they had either spent money or thought too much about attracting anyone. Clothes had to indicate taste, position, occupation and breeding while appearing to have been selected effortlessly. The effort involved was, naturally, considerable. Drawing upon contemporary magazines, advertisements, advice columns, personal testimony and Mass Observation material, Horwood investigates where people shopped, what they bought and what they feared their neighbours might infer from it. Mass production placed fashionable clothing within reach of more people, but economic uncertainty made every purchase significant. America supplied new influences, department stores supplied temptation, and etiquette supplied an almost limitless number of ways to get things subtly wrong. Men were not spared. Collars, braces, hats, golfing clothes and evening wear all participated in a complicated signalling system understood by everyone except, presumably, the unfortunate fellow who arrived incorrectly dressed. Women entering offices faced an even more intricate problem: appearance could help secure and retain employment, but too much fashion suggested frivolity and too little suggested that one had abandoned civilisation. The ideal businesswoman therefore needed to look modern, competent, feminine, economical and unobtrusive, preferably before breakfast and on a modest salary. The book ranges from shopping and office life to clothing worn at home, in the garden, at the seaside, at sporting clubs and on formal occasions. Top hats, tulle, gloves and matching accessories each receive their turn beneath the social microscope. Radicals, bohemians and dandies appear too, although even rebellion required the correct outfit. Refusing convention is so much more effective when one has carefully selected the clothes in which to refuse it. Horwood’s subject may be fashion, but the book is really about aspiration, insecurity and the extraordinary amount of information human beings can attach to a strip of fabric. It shows how people used clothes to cross boundaries, defend positions and disguise financial difficulty—and how observers searched those same clothes for evidence that the wearer was not quite what he or she claimed to be. Between two world wars, Britain was changing rapidly, but apparently still had time to notice whether somebody’s gloves were suitable. Illustrated, entertaining and rich in social detail, Keeping Up Appearances will appeal to readers interested in fashion history, women’s history, interwar Britain or the peculiar machinery of the British class system. It may also reassure modern readers that worrying about what to wear is not a recent affliction; previous generations simply did it with more hats. This copy is in Good condition and is an ex-library book, so it may contain the customary stamps, labels and other evidence of former institutional employment. Unlike the interwar middle classes described within, it can no longer conceal its origins—but it remains perfectly respectable, decently presented and available from Crappy Old Books without the need for a reference from the tennis club. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7112/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/keeping-up-appearances-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sutton Publishing 9780750939577 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7111 The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer War, as Norman Mailer presents it, is not so much hell as an enormous, badly managed outdoor office, only with artillery, dysentery and considerably less chance of going home at five. The Naked and the Dead follows an American platoon fighting to capture the fictional Pacific island of Anopopei during the Second World War, where the jungle is impenetrable, the enemy is elusive and the officers are busily proving that no situation is so desperate that it cannot be made worse by ambition, vanity and an unnecessarily exhausting order. At the top sits General Cummings, an intellectual authoritarian with grand theories about power and humanity, most of which become much more persuasive when backed by several thousand armed subordinates. Beneath him is Lieutenant Hearn, educated, sceptical and discovering that privately despising authority offers surprisingly little protection from it. Out in the mud is Sergeant Croft, a naturally gifted soldier whose principal gifts include ruthlessness, endurance and making everyone else wish they had been assigned to kitchen duties. Around them, the men of the platoon march, sweat, quarrel, remember their civilian lives and try not to become minor examples in somebody else’s theory of command. Mailer moves between the campaign and the soldiers’ earlier lives, showing what sort of men the Army has collected, rearranged into ranks and sent crawling through tropical vegetation. They arrive with different backgrounds, resentments, prejudices, marriages, failures and expectations, only to discover that a uniform is extremely good at making men look alike and not remotely good at making them agree. Heroism occasionally appears, but it must fight for space with terror, exhaustion, spite, boredom and the eternal military conviction that the mountain absolutely must be crossed because somebody senior has pointed at it on a map. First published in 1948, when Mailer was only twenty-five, this vast and ferociously ambitious novel made him famous before most writers have finished explaining that their first manuscript is nearly ready. It is grim, intelligent, profane, compassionate and magnificently unimpressed by the romantic version of warfare. Battles occur, certainly, but the deeper conflict concerns who possesses power, who submits to it and how long civilisation survives once everyone is hungry, frightened and carrying rather more equipment than the human spine was designed to accommodate. This Henry Holt fiftieth-anniversary edition includes a new introduction by Mailer, giving the older literary combatant an opportunity to look back upon the enormous war novel written by his alarmingly confident younger self. At more than seven hundred pages, it is not a book for readers seeking a brisk skirmish before bedtime. It is instead a substantial campaign through fear, masculinity, class, authority and the strange institutional genius by which human beings turn collective survival into a contest of individual wills. This copy is in Near Fine condition, meaning it has survived rather better than almost everyone inside it. A handsome anniversary edition of one of the defining American novels of the Second World War, offered by Crappy Old Books for readers who like their military fiction monumental, psychologically merciless and refreshingly short of square-jawed heroes staring nobly into the middle distance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7111/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-naked-and-the-dead-jul-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Henry Holt 9780805060188 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7110 Galactic Patrol by EE Doc Smith There was a time before science fiction became embarrassed by scale, when a respectable story could begin with a problem and solve it by inventing a space police force, several new rays, a better spaceship, and possibly a moral universe with fins. E. E. “Doc” Smith’s Galactic Patrol belongs gloriously to that earlier age: pure, roaring, brass-plated space opera, full of Lensmen, super-science, cosmic criminals, impossible velocities, planetary danger, heroic certainty and sentences that sound as though they should be accompanied by a trumpet blast from orbit. It is not here to murmur subtle psychological ambiguities into a cup of herbal tea. It is here to patrol the galaxy, and frankly the galaxy had better stand up straight. This is the Lensman universe, in which civilisation does not merely have law enforcement; it has law enforcement with telepathic jewellery, incorruptible willpower and enough technological confidence to make modern risk assessments burst into flames. Kimball Kinnison and the Galactic Patrol face enemies of suitably enormous wickedness, because small-scale villainy would be a waste of everyone’s thrusters. These are not people committing mild accounting irregularities on a moon somewhere. These are villains with fleets, secret bases, hideous plans and the sort of ambition that requires maps with several spirals on them. The pleasure of Galactic Patrol is its magnificent lack of apology. It understands that if you are going to write interstellar adventure, you may as well make it interstellar. Ships cross gulfs of space. Weapons crackle. Minds strain. Civilisation itself is at stake, because apparently local council disputes were unavailable. The prose has the forward motion of a rocket sled being chased by another rocket sled. Concepts arrive, salute, explode, and are replaced by larger concepts. Of course it is absurd. Beautifully absurd. Heroically absurd. But it is absurd in the foundational way, the way a cathedral is absurd if you describe it as “a large stone hat for worship.” Smith helped build the vocabulary of space opera: the grand conflict, the galactic scale, the superhuman hero, the science so advanced it has become a kind of muscular optimism. Later SF would complicate all this, interrogate it, parody it, become anxious about it, and occasionally pretend it had not enjoyed it. But Galactic Patrol is the source material striding about with its cape caught slightly in the airlock. There is also something oddly refreshing about its moral architecture. Good is good, evil is evil, and if there are doubts, they can probably be settled with a beam weapon of unprecedented magnitude. We may be more sophisticated now, which is to say more tired, but there is a certain joy in returning to a universe where integrity can be issued as equipment and the right person, properly trained, can look at cosmic corruption and decide to hit it extremely hard. This Panther paperback is in Good condition, which means it has survived several decades of ordinary terrestrial handling without requiring intervention from the Patrol. Crappy Old Books offers it for vintage SF readers, Lensman completists, space-opera archaeologists, and anyone who wants to remember the days when the future was vast, shiny, morally confident and armed to an extent that would worry a responsible committee. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7110/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/galactic-patrol-jul-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586038284 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7109 Spider World - The Delta by Colin Wilson There are post-apocalyptic futures in which humanity falls to nuclear war, plague, climate collapse or its own magnificent talent for making terrible decisions. Colin Wilson, with admirable economy, asks: what if the problem was spiders? Not the little domestic sort in the bath, doing their best with leggy embarrassment. Proper spiders. Civilisation-ending spiders. Spiders large enough to make mankind reconsider its attitude to ceilings. Spider World: The Delta continues Wilson’s grand, unsettling exercise in evolutionary humiliation, in which humanity is no longer the proud master of the planet but a nervous, edible minority living under the shadow of its many-legged superiors. The old human world has been swept aside, and in its place is a society where survival means cunning, secrecy, endurance and the constant awareness that nature has not merely reclaimed the earth but fitted it with mandibles. The title has that pleasingly blunt science-fiction quality: The Delta. It sounds geographical, biological, symbolic and faintly damp, which is about right. A delta is where rivers split and spread, where land becomes uncertain, where routes multiply and danger can approach from almost any direction, possibly while making no sound at all. In Wilson’s hands, it becomes another stage in the struggle of humans trying to move through a world that has stopped being arranged for their convenience. This is the future as an obstacle course designed by something with too many legs and no respect for property law. Wilson’s great interest, as ever, is not simply monsters. Any fool can make a spider bigger, though one would prefer they didn’t. What matters here is the pressure the new order places on human consciousness. Fear changes people. Subjection changes people. Living as prey changes people. The old arrogance of mankind has to be rebuilt into something smaller, sharper and perhaps more intelligent. If you are no longer top species, philosophy suddenly becomes less of a dinner-table luxury and more of a survival mechanism. There is a wonderfully horrible irony in the whole arrangement. Human beings spent centuries congratulating themselves on progress, reason, technology and dominion over nature, only to find themselves reduced to furtive mammals trying not to attract attention. The spiders do not care about human exceptionalism. They do not pause to admire Shakespeare, parliamentary democracy or the electric kettle. They are the sort of ruling class that skips ideology and goes straight to wrapping things. This is adventure SF with a distinctly Wilsonian underside: pulpy enough to enjoy as a tale of danger and escape, odd enough to make you suspect the spiders are also an argument about power, instinct, evolution and the ridiculous fragility of human self-importance. It has that late-1980s paperback confidence that a book can be both slightly mad and completely serious about its own internal nightmare. This Grafton copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived the ordinary hazards of paperback life and has not, despite the obvious risk, been webbed into a corner and drained of its contents. Crappy Old Books offers it for readers of post-apocalyptic SF, creature-haunted futures, Colin Wilson completists, and anyone who has ever looked at a spider in the sink and thought, “Small now, yes, but I don’t entirely trust the long-term trend.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7109/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-delta-jul-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton 9780586063712 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7108 Whipping Star by Frank Herbert Frank Herbert was never content to write a future in which people merely got into spaceships and had laser-based disagreements. No, Herbert preferred futures with committees, metaphysics, ecological consequences, interspecies confusion, galactic administration, and at least one concept that makes the reader stop and think, “I beg your pardon, the what is being tortured?” Whipping Star is one of his stranger and more deliciously Herbertian constructions: a space-opera mystery wrapped round a philosophical panic attack. The universe is held together, rather inconveniently, by the Caleban, vast and mysterious beings whose peculiar relationship with space-time allows civilisation to zip about the galaxy through jumpdoors. Nobody really understands them, naturally, because if humanity did understand the foundations of its own transport system it might start behaving with unbecoming caution. Enter Jorj X. McKie, agent of the Bureau of Sabotage, which is exactly the kind of institution only Herbert could invent with a straight face. In most futures, bureaucracy exists to slow everything down accidentally. Here it has been promoted into a deliberate safeguard: organised obstruction as a civic virtue. McKie’s job is to interfere in the right way, at the right time, before the more enthusiastic forms of power, greed and idiocy manage to collapse society into a decorative crater. The trouble is that someone is torturing a Caleban. This is bad enough on moral grounds, but also inconvenient because when a Caleban suffers, the entire interstellar network may suffer with it. The galaxy’s infrastructure, it turns out, has feelings, or at least something close enough to feelings that hurting it becomes a very poor transport policy. The villainy is therefore not merely cruel but logistically unsound, which in a Herbert universe may be the greater sin. What follows is a splendidly odd investigation full of alien communication, power games, legalistic absurdity, philosophical wordplay, lethal wealth, and the sense that everyone involved is trying to negotiate with realities whose instruction manual was written in another dimension by a committee of squid. Herbert delights in systems: political systems, social systems, ecological systems, linguistic systems, and here, cosmic systems that everyone uses daily without grasping the first thing about them. It is rather like modern life, except with more aliens and slightly more honest confusion. The pleasure of Whipping Star is not that it behaves like standard science fiction. It does not. It is too prickly, too talky, too full of strange conceptual machinery. It is a book in which the furniture of space opera has been rearranged by someone who suspects furniture is a political problem. The jokes are dry, the stakes are huge, the aliens are actually alien, and the bureaucracy may be the only thing standing between civilisation and its own cleverness. This New English Library paperback is in Good condition, which is appropriate for a book about cosmic infrastructure, deliberate sabotage and the dangers of taking the universe’s hidden plumbing for granted. It has been read, handled and released back into circulation without, as far as Crappy Old Books can tell, causing any jumpdoor failures. A fine little specimen for Herbert completists, lovers of weird SF, and anyone who enjoys their galactic adventures served with metaphysics, administrative friction and a side order of “what on earth did I just read?” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7108/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/whipping-star-jul-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450041891 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7107 Hellstroms Hive by Frank Herbert There are science-fiction novels that ask, “What if humanity reached the stars?” Frank Herbert, never one to waste a perfectly good unease, asks something closer to: “What if humanity decided the insects had been right all along?” Hellstrom’s Hive is a magnificent little unpleasantness from the author of Dune, and it comes with that special Herbert flavour: ecology, power, secrecy, survival, social engineering, sex, instinct, bureaucracy and the terrible suspicion that individual freedom may be just another luxury species enjoy before something more efficient turns up with a breeding programme. It is not a cosy book. It is a book that looks at ants, termites and human society, then begins taking notes in a way that makes one very uncomfortable about basements. Dr Nils Hellstrom appears to the world as a filmmaker of nature documentaries, which is already suspicious, because anyone spending that much time studying insects is either a scientist, a genius, or someone planning something with ventilation shafts. Beneath the surface, quite literally, lies the Hive: an underground human society organised along insect lines, disciplined, secretive, reproductive, collective and very clear indeed that the individual is not the main event. Above ground, civilisation carries on with its cars, committees, sandwiches and national security agencies. Below ground, something much older in spirit and much newer in method has been quietly preparing itself. The result is part thriller, part biological nightmare, part social satire and part extremely stern letter to the concept of privacy. Government agents start sniffing around Hellstrom’s operation, as government agents must, because secret underground societies are exactly the sort of thing that gives departments a sense of purpose. But the Hive is not merely hiding. It is adapting. It has technology, patience, numbers and a social structure that makes ordinary authoritarianism look amateurish, like a scout hut with delusions. Herbert’s great trick is that the Hive is horrifying and persuasive at the same time. He does not simply point at it and say “bad.” He lets you see the appeal of efficiency, coordination, purpose, ecological toughness and communal survival, then allows the cost to creep in under the door. Personality thins. Desire becomes function. Family becomes system. Language itself begins to smell faintly of disinfectant. The individual, that noisy little mammal with opinions and inconvenient trousers, is gradually demoted to a component. There is black comedy here too, if one’s sense of humour has been properly damaged. Human beings have spent centuries congratulating themselves on being the crown of creation, and Herbert imagines a faction that has looked at the crown, found it impractical, and replaced it with a hive structure. Democracy? Messy. Romance? Inefficient. Personal ambition? Wasteful. Pants? Probably negotiable. It is the future as designed by a committee that has abolished committees. This Bantam paperback is in Good condition, which is honestly the safest condition for it. An immaculate copy of Hellstrom’s Hive might suggest it had never left the breeding chamber. This one has lived a bit, survived normal handling, and remains ready to unsettle a new reader from the respectable safety of a shelf. Crappy Old Books offers it for Frank Herbert readers, insect-society worriers, biological-thriller enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever looked at an anthill and thought, “Well, at least they’ve got management sorted.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7107/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hellstroms-hive-jul-2026.jpg 6.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553126730 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7104 Diane Keaton by Jonathan Moor Diane Keaton is the sort of film star who made awkwardness look like a design principle, hats look like philosophy, and the act of not quite fitting in look infinitely more interesting than belonging. Jonathan Moor’s Diane Keaton: The Story of the Real Annie Hall arrives from 1990, which is a very particular moment in biography: late enough for the legend to have formed, early enough that nobody has yet buried it under retrospectives, think pieces, podcast confessionals and “where are they now?” nostalgia with a melancholy soundtrack. Here is Keaton as actress, style-maker, muse, collaborator, comic presence, dramatic performer, and one of those rare screen figures whose persona became instantly recognisable without ever seeming entirely domesticated by Hollywood. Of course, everyone wants to talk about Annie Hall, because culture likes a convenient hook and a waistcoat. Keaton’s Annie did not merely become a character; she became a shorthand, a mood, a wardrobe, a way of speaking, a charming nervous system wandering through modern romance in trousers. But the subtitle’s “real Annie Hall” is where the mischief begins, because no actor is ever simply the role the public has decided to keep. The screen preserves an image. The person has to get up the next day and continue being irritatingly alive, complicated, ambitious and less easily edited. Keaton’s career is much stranger and sturdier than the pop-culture postcard. She worked with Woody Allen, yes, and became central to that world of neurotic New York comedy where everyone talks beautifully while failing at happiness. But she also moved through The Godfather films, where her face becomes a quiet weather report on power and moral rot; through comedies, dramas, risks, reinventions and roles that tested the lazy assumption that an actress should remain the thing audiences first adored. Hollywood loves originality provided it can then ask originality to repeat itself for twenty years. Keaton’s great trick was to seem unmistakably herself while never quite agreeing to be pinned down. There is something deliciously ironic about a book trying to explain Diane Keaton, because part of her charm is that she always seemed slightly ahead of explanation: half shy, half sharp, funny but not merely comic, stylish but not decorative, vulnerable without becoming ornamental. She had the air of someone who had wandered into stardom wearing her own clothes and then discovered everyone else had been waiting for permission to look less manufactured. Moor’s biography offers the pleasure of an early career portrait: films, background, image, choices, reputation, and the curious transformation of Diane Hall into Diane Keaton into “Diane Keaton,” that public construction which wears excellent hats and cannot be expected to do all the emotional labour for the actual woman underneath. It is a book for people interested not just in celebrity, but in how a performer becomes an idea without entirely disappearing inside it. This Robson Books copy is in Fine condition, which is almost indecently poised for a book about someone who made mild disarray look chic. Crappy Old Books offers it for film lovers, Keaton admirers, Annie Hall obsessives, Godfather completists, style watchers, and anyone who suspects that the best stars are not the smoothest ones, but the ones with interesting corners. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7104/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/diane-keaton-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robson Books 9780860516408 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7103 What Do Women Want by Erica Jong There are questions so large that civilisation keeps asking them mostly to avoid answering smaller ones honestly. What Do Women Want? is one of those questions, and Erica Jong arrives not with a clipboard, a committee report or a scented candle, but with opinions, appetite, memory, argument, literature, sex, mothers, daughters, feminism, and the faint sound of several respectable assumptions being dragged across the floor. This is Jong in essay mode, which is to say alert, personal, combative, funny, literary and unwilling to pretend that desire becomes simple just because someone has put it in a serious font. She writes about women’s lives not as a tidy topic but as a crowded house: ambition in one room, motherhood in another, erotic freedom making noise in the hall, marriage checking the locks, ageing looking through the cupboards, and the ghost of every previous generation muttering that it had things worse and better in entirely different ways. The title has a trapdoor in it. The lazy version of the question imagines “women” as a puzzle to be solved by men, magazines or advertising departments. Jong’s version is more dangerous because it turns the question back on culture itself. What are women allowed to want? What are they punished for wanting? What desires get celebrated when they are young, mocked when they are middle-aged, medicalised when they are inconvenient, and repackaged for sale as lifestyle choices? The wanting is never just personal. It is political, literary, bodily, comic, exhausting and very bad at staying in its assigned drawer. Jong, of course, knows something about causing trouble in print. Ever since Fear of Flying, she has been treated as both writer and symptom, which is one of the special punishments reserved for women who say things too clearly. Men write about desire and are given careers, complexity and sometimes a very large chair. Women write about desire and are asked whether this is autobiographical, whether they are being responsible, and whether they might like to calm down. Jong, wisely, does not calm down. These essays move through feminism, sexuality, creativity, power, literature and the ordinary absurdities of being a woman in a world that can turn liberation itself into another job. There is wit here, but it is not decorative wit. It is the kind that has had to pay rent, answer critics, live in a body, raise questions, raise children, and watch successive waves of public opinion rediscover the obvious as if it were a new coastal resort. The pleasure of the book is its refusal to be polite in the dull sense. Jong can be brash, tender, contradictory, exuberant, irritating, wise and gloriously unretired from argument. She writes as though a woman’s inner life is not a side issue, not a private appendix to history, but one of the central battlegrounds of modern culture. Which, inconveniently for everyone who hoped feminism might be finished by now, it rather is. This HarperCollins copy is in Very Good condition, which seems almost cheeky for a book so full of unrest, libido, argument and intellectual furniture being rearranged without permission. Crappy Old Books offers it for readers of feminist essays, literary provocation, sexual politics, Erica Jong, and anyone who suspects that the question “What do women want?” is usually asked by people hoping the answer will not require them to change anything. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7103/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/what-do-women-want-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins Publishers 9780060183769 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7102 Inside Out by Rosie Johnston There are memoirs that burst through the door waving scandal like a flag. Inside Out appears to have taken one look at that option, closed the door quietly, and decided to write about the actual consequences instead, which is terribly inconvenient for anyone hoping for champagne, gossip, downfall, and a few names dropped tastefully into the carpet. Rosie Johnston’s book comes out of the Oxford drugs case of 1986, one of those episodes in which the British press discovered, with theatrical horror, that young people, privilege, drugs, death, friendship, class and moral panic could all be placed in the same sentence and sold briskly before breakfast. The tabloids had their story. Society had its shudder. Everyone with an opinion took up a position. Somewhere inside the noise, real people had to keep existing. Inside Out is Johnston’s account of prison from the point of view of a female first offender: not a hardened criminal memoir, not a swaggering underworld confession, not a “you won’t believe what happened behind bars” entertainment package with a lurid cover and a lawyer hovering nearby. It is something quieter and probably more useful: an attempt to describe what it is like when the machinery of shame, law, punishment and everyday survival closes around a person who never imagined herself as material for a prison sentence. The title does excellent work. Prison turns life inside out. Privacy becomes procedure. Ordinary choices become permissions. Time, previously squandered in the usual civilian way, becomes something counted, portioned and watched. The self one had been wearing in public no longer fits. Family, friends, guilt, fear, boredom, humiliation, routine, small kindnesses and small brutalities all rearrange themselves under fluorescent light. A sentence is not just a number of months; it is a change in weather. Johnston writes against the easy appetite for spectacle. That is the odd bravery of the book. The sensational version practically wrote itself: Oxford, drugs, death, youth, class, headlines, punishment. But Inside Out seems more interested in what comes after the headline has done its work and gone home. What happens to a person waiting for sentence? What happens to her family? What does prison feel like if you arrive not as a symbol but as a frightened individual with a name, a body, and no useful experience of institutional life beyond perhaps school corridors and government forms? There is a grim comedy in the idea that society loves “justice” most when it can also enjoy a bit of theatre. Public disgrace is very efficient. It turns private disaster into a moral object lesson, then invites everyone else to feel improved by watching. Johnston’s account pushes back against that flattening. It does not ask to be excused from consequence; it asks the reader to notice consequence properly, without the ornamental cruelty that so often gets mistaken for seriousness. This Michael Joseph copy is in Good condition, which feels apt for a book that has plainly had to live in the real world rather than the clean imaginary one where judgement is simple and consequences are tidy. Crappy Old Books offers it for readers of memoir, true crime without the shouting, prison writing, legal/social history, and anyone interested in the strange British talent for turning tragedy into a headline and then pretending the headline was the whole truth. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7102/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inside-out-jul-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph 9780718131159 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7099 Critical Lives - JRR Tolkien by Michael J White J. R. R. Tolkien is one of those inconvenient authors who built a world so large that the rest of literature has been trying to rent space in it ever since. Michael J. White’s Critical Lives: J. R. R. Tolkien takes on the peculiar business of explaining a man who was, depending on where you stand, a professor of philology, a maker of myths, a Catholic moral imagination in tweed, a survivor of war, an inventor of languages, a creator of hobbits, and the person indirectly responsible for several million people learning the word “orc” before they could spell “allegory.” Tolkien’s life sounds quiet on the surface: Oxford, scholarship, books, lectures, family, pipes, papers. Then one notices that somewhere in the middle of this apparently respectable academic existence he produced Middle-earth, which is not so much a fictional setting as a secondary planet with footnotes. This is the useful thing about a critical biography. It refuses to treat Tolkien as either a marble saint of fantasy or merely the old chap who gave the world elves with better cheekbones. It places him in context: the childhood losses, the First World War, the friendships, the languages, the medieval literature, the religious imagination, the Oxford rooms, the long labour of invention, and the strange fate of becoming a popular writer while remaining, spiritually, a scholar who would probably have preferred everyone to be more accurate about vowels. Tolkien’s genius was not simply that he imagined dragons, rings, forests and dark lords. Plenty of people have imagined dragons. Some have done so after insufficient sleep. Tolkien’s achievement was depth: languages that seemed to have histories, histories that seemed to have songs, songs that seemed to have ruins behind them, and ruins that suggested someone had once written a grammar for the people who built them. His fantasy has weight because it behaves as if it existed before the reader arrived. Middle-earth does not feel designed for tourists. It feels discovered, and faintly annoyed by visitors. White’s book offers a way into that life and work without requiring the reader to arrive already wearing a cloak or carrying a map of Beleriand. It looks at the man behind the mythmaking: the academic seriousness, the creative stubbornness, the long delays, the revisions, the friendships and frictions, the deep conservatism and the radical imaginative power. Tolkien was not simply escaping the modern world. He was building an older, stranger mirror in which the modern world could see its own machinery, loss and hunger for meaning looking back. There is, of course, a tremendous irony in Tolkien becoming the father of modern fantasy, since fathers of genres are usually doomed to watch their descendants misunderstand them noisily. The man who cared so deeply about language and myth has been followed by armies of vaguely medieval things with apostrophes in their names. One suspects he would have had notes. This Alpha paperback is in As New condition, which is almost indecent for a book about an author whose fictional manuscripts seem to have survived ages, wars, migrations, fires and editorial despair. Crappy Old Books offers it for Tolkien readers, fantasy scholars, biography browsers, and anyone who wants to know how a quiet academic managed to leave behind a world with better internal documentation than most governments. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7099/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/critical-lives-jrr-tolkien-jul-2026.jpg 8.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alpha 9780028642857 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7098 Guns of the American West by Joseph G Rosa The American West has been mythologised so thoroughly that even the dust seems to have an agent. Cowboys, outlaws, sheriffs, cavalrymen, buffalo hunters, gamblers, prospectors, lawmen, drifters, legends with hats — all of them have been marched through paintings, dime novels, films and television until the six-shooter itself practically needs a screen credit. Joseph G. Rosa’s Guns of the American West steps into this crowded saloon and does the useful thing: it looks at the hardware. Not the heroic squinting. Not the orchestral sunset. Not the fellow leaning on a bar and saying something grave about justice. The guns. The actual objects around which so much mythology has been built: revolvers, rifles, shotguns, carbines, repeating arms, military weapons, sporting pieces, working tools, status symbols, and occasionally extremely poor life choices made in metal. This is a book for anyone who understands that the West was not won by one generic “cowboy gun” waved around in slow motion. Firearms changed, improved, misfired, jammed, intimidated, impressed, disappointed and occasionally behaved exactly as advertised at the worst possible moment. Colt, Winchester, Remington, Smith & Wesson and the other grand names of American gunmaking appear here not merely as brands but as characters in the theatre of frontier history. Some were elegant, some brutal, some ingenious, and some seem to have been designed in the belief that what a dangerous situation really needed was more moving parts. Rosa is especially valuable because he knew the difference between legend and mechanism. A gun in a Western is a moral instrument: it proves courage, settles disputes, and makes a pleasing noise just before the credits. A gun in history is a manufactured object with calibre, loading system, range, weight, reliability, cost, maintenance needs and a user who may or may not know what he is doing. That last detail, as history repeatedly demonstrates, is rather important. The pleasure of the book is in watching the romance of the West become more interesting, not less, when pinned to facts. The famous revolver is still famous, but now it has dates, variants and mechanical limitations. The repeating rifle remains dramatic, but also acquires production history and ammunition concerns. The frontier becomes less like a painted backdrop and more like a place where technology, money, fear, violence, practicality and advertising all rode together, probably arguing about who got the best horse. There is, inevitably, a rich irony in the West’s obsession with liberty being so often expressed through catalogue orders, patents, army contracts and mass production. The rugged individualist may have stood alone against the horizon, but his equipment arrived through a supply chain. Even myth needs distribution. This Arms and Armour Press copy is in Very Good condition, which is pleasingly tidy for a book about objects that spent much of their cultural life being dropped in dust, holstered badly, waved dramatically and blamed for human temperament. Crappy Old Books offers it for collectors, military-history readers, Western enthusiasts, firearms historians, and anyone who suspects that the truth behind the legend usually has a serial number. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7098/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/guns-of-the-american-west-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arms and Armour Press 9780853686767 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7097 Scots - The Mither Tongue by Billy Kay There are languages that arrive at the front door with certificates, grammar books and official approval. Then there is Scots, which has spent centuries coming in through the kitchen, sitting by the fire, naming things properly, and refusing to be embarrassed by people who think respectability begins somewhere south of the border. Billy Kay’s Scots: The Mither Tongue is a lively, affectionate and politically pointed celebration of the language that has carried work, jokes, songs, arguments, tenderness, satire, defiance and domestic instruction across Scotland for generations. It is about words, yes, but also about status: who gets to decide what counts as a language, what gets dismissed as dialect, and why so many people are persuaded to feel awkward about the very speech that first taught them the world. The title is perfect. “Mither tongue” is not a museum label. It is intimate, bodily, inherited. It is the language of kitchens, streets, poetry, labour, stories, scoldings, bairns, jokes, songs, and people saying exactly what they mean with fewer decorative cushions than standard English generally requires. Scots has a texture that polished official prose often lacks: it can be tender without becoming sugary, comic without becoming trivial, and blunt in a way that makes euphemism look like a nervous habit. Kay understands that language is not just vocabulary. It is memory with a pulse. To lose words is to lose ways of seeing, ways of teasing, ways of grieving, ways of standing up straight in your own experience. A language carries class, place, family, humour and history in its pockets. When people are told their speech is “bad English,” something much larger is happening than a grammar lesson. A whole culture is being invited to apologise for existing too loudly. This book takes Scots seriously without embalming it. That is the trick. It is not presenting the language as a quaint heritage ornament, useful only for Burns Night, comic postcards and men in tartan saying “och” for tourists. It treats Scots as living speech: varied, energetic, contested, battered, loved, suppressed, revived, argued over, and still perfectly capable of walking into a room and improving the conversation by refusing to behave. There is a lovely irony in needing a printed book to defend the dignity of a spoken tongue, but that is how these things go. Once a language has been patronised long enough, someone has to sit down and explain, in respectable covers, that it was respectable all along. Kay does this with warmth, intelligence and the necessary spark of mischief. He gives Scots its own story back, which is a dangerous thing to do with any people. They may start using it. This Mainstream Publishing copy is in Good condition, which feels right for a book about a language that has survived worse than shelf wear. It has lived a little, remained readable, and is ready to carry its argument into another house. Crappy Old Books offers it for readers of Scottish culture, language, identity, social history, Burns beyond the shortbread tin, and anyone who suspects that “proper English” has been getting ideas above its station. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7097/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scots-the-mither-tongue-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mainstream Publishing 9781851580538 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7096 69 Things To Do With A Dead Princess by Stewart Home Some books invite you in politely. 69 Things To Do With A Dead Princess appears to have left the door open, removed the staircase, rearranged the furniture into a theoretical insult, and then accused you of bourgeois expectations for wanting somewhere to sit. Stewart Home’s novel is one of those cheerfully abrasive literary objects that does not so much tell a story as mug the idea of storytelling in an alley behind the avant-garde. There is sex, death, theory, Scotland, occult suggestion, textual mischief, cultural vandalism, and the general impression that someone has taken the conventional novel, held it upside down by the ankles, and shaken out all the plot coupons. If you are hoping for a tasteful princess, a tasteful death, or indeed 69 practical craft suggestions, this may not be the household manual you require. Home has always had a talent for treating literature as both a weapon and a bad joke played on people who take weapons too seriously. Here the title itself is a small act of public disorder: lurid, ridiculous, offensive, funny, impossible to ignore, and exactly the sort of thing that makes a bookseller wonder which algorithmic category is least likely to call the police. Is it fiction? Is it satire? Is it anti-literature? Is it a prank with footnotes? Yes, probably, and it would resent being tidied into any one of them. The book wanders through the cultural ruins with a grin and a crowbar, taking aim at literary pretension, academic seriousness, sexual mystification, class performance, and the solemn little rituals by which readers pretend that novels are improving their souls rather than rearranging their furniture. Home’s irony is not the gentle kind that pats you on the hand and says, “What a clever reader you are.” It is the kind that moves your chair while you are sitting on it. There is a strong flavour of the post-punk pamphlet about the whole enterprise: hostile to reverence, impatient with good taste, allergic to the nice middle-class habit of turning art into an upholstered moral experience. It belongs to the lineage of books that would rather be confiscated than praised in a Sunday supplement. It is filthy, clever, annoying, funny, wilfully awkward, and quite possibly better behaved as an object than as a reading experience, which is saying something. And yet, underneath the provocation, there is method. Home is not merely shouting rude words in the library, though one suspects he would not object to the charge. He is playing games with repetition, genre, authorship, pornography, politics and the reader’s own appetite for narrative. The joke keeps becoming an argument. The argument keeps slipping back into the joke. By the time you decide whether you are being entertained, attacked, instructed or conned, the book has already spent several pages doing all four. This Canongate paperback is in Good condition, which is almost disappointingly respectable for something with a title that sounds like it should have been found under a mattress in a condemned art school. It has lived a bit, survived the usual handling, and remains ready to offend, amuse, irritate and possibly educate the next owner against their better judgement. Crappy Old Books offers it for readers who like their fiction experimental, grubby, theoretical, sarcastic, and actively hostile to behaving itself. A normal blurb would try to reassure you. This one can only advise caution, curiosity, and perhaps a firm surface on which to place your expectations before Stewart Home knocks them over. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7096/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/69-things-to-do-with-a-dead-princess-jul-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Canongate Books 9781841953533 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7095 Glasgow Academy - 150 Years by Iain Macleod School histories are a peculiar form of time travel, because they take childhood, discipline, blazers, prize days, terrifying masters, rugby mud, Latin tags, old photographs and the smell of polished corridors, then arrange them into a respectable volume as though adolescence had been a well-run committee all along. Glasgow Academy: 150 Years is Iain Macleod’s commemorative account of one of Glasgow’s long-standing schools, produced under the auspices of the Glasgow Academicals War Memorial Trust, which already gives it the proper air of seriousness, memory and slightly echoing halls. This is not merely a book about buildings and dates. It is about an institution doing what institutions do best: surviving generations of pupils who thought they were the centre of history, then calmly adding them to the roll. A century and a half is a long time for any school. Long enough for fashions in teaching to change, uniforms to mutate, punishments to become unmentionable, buildings to be altered, old boys to acquire committees, and photographs to travel from severe sepia to suspiciously bright modern colour. The Academy’s story runs through Glasgow’s own changes too: Victorian confidence, wars, civic transformation, post-war adjustment, and the slow modernisation of educational life, all viewed through the particular lens of a school that has had to be both tradition and working machine. The great charm of books like this is their mixture of public history and private memory. One reader sees a chapter on governance or expansion; another spots a name, a face, a master, a classroom, a sports field, a phrase that instantly unlocks thirty years of buried embarrassment. School histories are never quite neutral. They are full of ghosts pretending to be records. Every team photograph contains at least one boy who looked certain to rule the world and another who merely wished the photographer would hurry up. There will be the expected rituals: founding ideals, headmasters, achievements, societies, sports, wartime losses, building projects, benefactors, loyal former pupils, and the solemn business of continuity. But beneath all that formal structure is the odder truth: schools are memory factories. They manufacture adults from raw, noisy material, then invite the finished product back decades later to admire the machinery and say how much smaller everything looks. This is also a book from that excellent pre-digital moment when commemorative volumes still had weight. Nobody is scrolling. Nobody is clicking through “Our Heritage” while a banner asks about cookies. The history is printed, bound, and expected to sit on a shelf as a physical act of remembrance. It has the confidence of a book that believes names matter, photographs matter, and institutions should occasionally pause long enough to look over their shoulder. This copy is in Good condition, which feels right for a school history: respectable, used, presentable, and not quite pretending it never spent time in the company of human beings. Crappy Old Books offers it for Glasgow Academicals, school-history collectors, Scottish education enthusiasts, local historians, or anyone who enjoys the strange dignity of a volume in which generations of pupils are quietly transformed into heritage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7095/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-glasgow-academy-150-years-jul-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Glasgow Academicals War Memorial Trust 9780953051502 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7094 Cold War Secret Nuclear Bunkers by Nick McCamley There is something magnificently British about preparing for the end of civilisation by pouring concrete under a field, installing a telephone, and hoping the filing system survives the blast. Nick McCamley’s Cold War Secret Nuclear Bunkers is a guide to that strange subterranean world where bureaucracy met apocalypse and decided the sensible thing was a door with a very serious lock. Beneath hills, offices, military sites and anonymous patches of countryside, governments planned their post-nuclear routines: communications, command chains, emergency governance, civil defence, monitoring posts, protected headquarters, and all the other cheerful arrangements required for carrying on as a nation once the nation above ground had become mostly heat, ash and unfortunate paperwork. The Cold War produced many kinds of madness, but the bunker has a special elegance. It is panic made architectural. It says: yes, the world may end, but not before we have labelled the switchboard. It imagines catastrophe not as chaos, but as an administrative challenge with maps on the wall, filtered air, bunks, generators, ration stores, and someone in a headset saying “Can you repeat that?” while the counties gently glow. One must admire the optimism. Or the denial. With bunkers it is often hard to tell the difference. McCamley takes the reader into these hidden places with the proper mixture of technical curiosity and historical unease. These were not Bond villain lairs, despite the temptation to hope for swivel chairs and sharks. They were often cramped, functional, drab, over-engineered, under-loved spaces designed for people who would have the privilege of surviving just long enough to discover exactly how bad things were. The decor, one assumes, ran heavily to institutional paint, metal lockers and the spiritual warmth of a municipal swimming pool changing room. And yet they are fascinating. The bunkers reveal a whole secret geography beneath everyday Britain: command centres under polite landscapes, monitoring posts beside roads, regional seats of government tucked away from public imagination, places built to be unseen until the day everyone would very much wish they were unnecessary. They are monuments not to victory, but to contingency. Cathedrals of “just in case.” Shrines to the idea that if the unthinkable happens, somebody should still be able to fill in a form. There is a black comedy in Cold War planning that never stops being unsettling. The language is calm, the diagrams rational, the structures solid, and the underlying assumption completely deranged: that after nuclear exchange, there would still be a recognisable “after” in which procedure could resume. The tea may be radioactive, but at least the minutes will be taken. This Pen and Sword Military Classics copy is in Good condition, which is more than can be said for many of the strategic assumptions it describes. It has survived ordinary peacetime handling without needing blast doors, air filtration or a regional commissioner. Crappy Old Books offers it for readers of Cold War history, military infrastructure, civil defence, secret sites, and anyone who enjoys the peculiar comfort of knowing that, should the world end, someone once made a clipboard about it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7094/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cold-war-secret-nuclear-bunkers-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pen and Sword Military Classics 9781844155088 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7092 Their Greatest Disgrace - The campaign to clear the Chinook ZD576 Pilots by David Hill There are few phrases more chilling in public life than “lessons will be learned,” because it so often means the lesson has been safely placed in a drawer, where it can do no further damage to anyone important. Their Greatest Disgrace is David Hill’s account of the long campaign to clear the pilots of Chinook ZD576, the RAF helicopter that crashed on the Mull of Kintyre in 1994, killing all 29 people on board. The official story, with all the brisk confidence that official stories tend to develop once they have found someone convenient to blame, placed gross negligence on the two dead pilots. This had the obvious administrative advantage that neither man could answer back, produce awkward documents, or lean across a table and ask why the aircraft itself seemed to have acquired so little responsibility for falling out of the sky. Hill’s book is about what happens when a conclusion is reached with the wrong kind of tidiness. The pilots, Flight Lieutenants Rick Cook and Jonathan Tapper, became the names attached to a verdict many found appalling, while questions about airworthiness, avionics, software, evidence, disclosure and the MoD’s handling of the case refused to go away. Refused, in fact, with quite impressive stamina. The campaign to clear them lasted seventeen years, which tells you something about both the stubbornness of those pursuing the truth and the institutional reluctance of large organisations to say, “Actually, we may have got this catastrophically wrong.” This is not merely an aviation book, though aviation people will find plenty here to raise the blood pressure. It is also a book about the peculiar moral weather inside institutions: the fog of procedure, the drizzle of defensiveness, the occasional thunderclap of missing evidence, and the way a department can become very agile indeed when moving away from accountability. The helicopter crashed once; the argument about blame crashed repeatedly into committees, inquiries, reviews, technical evidence, parliamentary pressure and official phrasing polished so smooth you could skate across it. The title has real bite. “Their Greatest Disgrace” is not polite. It does not arrive with a tray of biscuits and a neutral tone. Hill writes from within the campaign, with the anger of someone who believes the wrong people were made to carry the burden, and the technical suspicion of someone not easily pacified by hand-waving. The result is a grimly compelling account of how truth can become a maintenance issue: inconvenient, expensive, politically embarrassing, and therefore mysteriously difficult to locate. There is an irony here so black it practically needs hazard markings. Servicemen are trained, deployed, praised, and, when necessary, commemorated. But when things go wrong, the official machinery can discover a sudden appetite for individual blame, especially when the individuals are no longer alive to complicate the paperwork. Hill’s book pushes back against that neatness. It asks not for sentiment, but for evidence; not for patriotic mist, but for the record to be put straight. This copy is in Good condition, which feels appropriate for a book that has clearly spent its life among uncomfortable facts rather than ornamental certainties. It is solid, readable, and ready to irritate any shelf that prefers its military history with the difficult bits ironed flat. Crappy Old Books offers it for readers of aviation history, military justice, institutional failure, or anyone who has ever heard the words “official inquiry” and felt an involuntary tightening behind the eyes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7092/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/their-greatest-disgrace-jul-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nemesis Books 9781526204462 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7091 Life and Other Punctures by Eleanor Bron There are travel books in which a writer sets off across Europe in search of landscape, culture, revelation and possibly a tax-deductible lunch. Then there is Eleanor Bron, who appears to have looked at France and Holland and thought: yes, but what if one encountered them by bicycle, thereby adding weather, discomfort, mechanical betrayal and the possibility of falling over into the intellectual experience? Life and Other Punctures is Bron’s wonderfully sideways account of a cycling journey, but naturally it is not only about cycling. Cycling is merely the excuse. The true subject is the human condition as experienced through saddles, roads, hotels, fellow travellers, aching limbs, punctures literal and social, and the strange comedy of trying to move purposefully through a world that keeps presenting small humiliations as if they were part of the itinerary. It is a travel book, a comic memoir, a sequence of observations, and possibly a warning that bicycles, like people, are elegant in theory and awkward in use. Eleanor Bron brings to the whole thing the dry, intelligent mischief one would expect from someone who has spent years making performance look effortless while presumably knowing exactly how much effort was being concealed. She has that very English gift for sounding composed while everything around her is becoming slightly ridiculous. A road is never just a road. A hotel is never merely a hotel. A conversation with a stranger may become a miniature opera of misunderstanding. A mechanical problem may begin as an inconvenience and end as a philosophical note on mortality, rubber, and the limits of optimism. The title is doing good work. Life does indeed puncture. Tyres puncture, plans puncture, dignity punctures, assumptions puncture, and occasionally one’s patience goes off with a hiss. The sensible response is probably to repair the damage and carry on, but the literary response is to notice the absurdity of having expected smooth progress in the first place. Bron’s book sits in that pleasing tradition of comic travel writing where the destination is less important than the mind being dragged towards it at uncertain speed. There is something especially satisfying about a late-1970s paperback travel narrative: small enough to fit in a bag, old enough to have escaped the age of “content,” and written before every journey had to be turned into ten tips, six sponsored recommendations and a tragic little photograph of coffee. Here, travel still has room to be odd. You can get lost without an app correcting you. You can be annoyed in private. You can discover things without immediately rating them out of five. This Magnum paperback is in Good condition, which seems entirely proper for a book about bicycles and punctures. A pristine copy would feel suspicious, as though it had never been rained on by implication. This one has survived, remained readable, and not collapsed into the roadside hedge of history. Crappy Old Books offers it for anyone who likes clever comic memoirs, cycling done with more wit than Lycra, and journeys where the punctures are probably the point. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7091/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-and-other-punctures-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Magnum 9780417049007 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7090 Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher Carrie Fisher wrote Wishful Drinking as if she had looked at the full catastrophe of fame, family, addiction, mental health, Hollywood, Princess Leia, bad decisions, worse headlines and the entire machinery of public fascination, then decided the only sensible response was to turn it into a nightclub act with better punctuation. This is not a misery memoir, although there is misery in it. It is not a celebrity memoir, although celebrities wander through it like furniture in a very expensive haunted house. It is not a recovery manual, although Fisher has plainly recovered from enough things to qualify as a small civil service department. It is Carrie Fisher doing what she did best: taking the raw material of a life that should probably have come with protective goggles and making it fast, filthy, funny, wounded and completely awake. Born to Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher, accidentally drafted into American mythology by Star Wars, immortalised in a metal bikini she did not ask to become a cultural talking point, and then forced to live as both a person and a collectible figurine, Fisher had more than enough material. Most people get one complicated identity. She got several, plus merchandise. She writes about all of it with the timing of someone who knows the joke is funniest when it still has teeth. The title is perfect, because Wishful Drinking is full of the comic optimism of people who know optimism is unreliable but keep ordering it anyway. Fisher’s humour is not decorative. It is load-bearing. She uses it the way some people use scaffolding, confession, revenge, medication, or a very large handbag: to hold together the parts of life that polite conversation would prefer to leave in another room. Addiction, electroconvulsive therapy, bipolar disorder, broken marriages, family chaos, public shame — all of it is dragged onstage, handed a drink, and made to perform. What makes the book work is that Fisher never mistakes glamour for safety. Hollywood, in her telling, is not a dream factory so much as a brightly lit accident site with excellent catering. Fame does not protect you from disaster; it merely ensures that disaster is photographed from several angles. Being Princess Leia did not save her from being Carrie Fisher, and being Carrie Fisher seems to have involved a heroic amount of wit deployed against a heroic amount of nonsense. It is sharp, brisk, rude, clever and oddly generous. Fisher can be savage, but she is rarely dull. Even when she is skewering herself, there is a sense of survival rather than self-pity. She knows the absurdity of becoming an icon before fully becoming an adult. She knows the indignity of explaining your private collapse to strangers. She knows that sometimes the punchline is not an escape from pain but the only honest way through it. This Simon and Schuster copy is in Good condition, which feels right for a book about surviving the public, the private, and the intergalactic with one’s sarcasm intact. Crappy Old Books offers it for anyone who likes memoirs with bite, celebrity without varnish, and jokes that have clearly been through airport security with emotional baggage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7090/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wishful-drinking-jul-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9781439102251 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7089 Storage by Jennifer Lisle At last: a book brave enough to confront the true enemy of civilisation. Not war, not plague, not moral decline, but where on earth to put the spare duvets. Jennifer Lisle’s Storage is a Thames and Hudson volume devoted to that most quietly desperate of domestic arts: arranging one’s possessions so they stop behaving like an uprising. Shelves, cupboards, trunks, wardrobes, drawers, boxes, baskets, fitted units, ingenious corners, handsome containers, smug little compartments — all the noble infrastructure by which human beings attempt to persuade their belongings to form an orderly society. The great irony, of course, is that storage books are nearly always bought by people who already have too much stuff, thereby adding one more object to the problem they are hoping to solve. But that is also their charm. A good storage book is less a manual than a fantasy of moral renewal. You open it and imagine a new life in which everything has a place, every place has a pleasing texture, and no mysterious cable ever again breeds behind a chair. The cupboard door closes. The hall is clear. The spare room is not a crime scene. For one shining moment, the world obeys. Lisle approaches storage as both practicality and style, because hiding clutter badly is merely concealment, while hiding clutter beautifully is interior design. Here are ideas for making rooms work harder without looking as though they have been sentenced to office duty. Here are baskets that imply rustic competence, shelves that suggest intellectual control, cabinets that mutter reassuringly about symmetry, and built-in solutions that look as if the house itself has finally agreed to help. It is the domestic equivalent of diplomacy: delicate negotiations between space, taste, budget, and the large number of things one cannot throw away because they might be useful, sentimental, expensive, or still in their original packaging. A Thames and Hudson book on storage has a particular authority. It does not simply say “buy plastic boxes and stop complaining.” It treats the matter with visual seriousness, as though a well-arranged linen cupboard might be the missing chapter in the history of civilisation. And perhaps it is. Empires have fallen for want of logistics. Households have done the same for want of a proper shelf. This is a book for anyone who has ever looked at a room and thought, “There is a better version of this life, and it probably involves drawers.” It is for the person who appreciates that the most beautiful object in a home is sometimes not a chair, vase or painting, but a cupboard large enough to make an entire category of anxiety disappear. It is also for the realistic soul who knows the battle is never finally won. Storage is not a destination. It is a ceasefire. This copy is in Good condition, which means it has survived the ordinary domestic shuffle without requiring its own emergency storage solution. Crappy Old Books offers it as a practical, handsome and faintly accusatory volume for anyone hoping to turn household chaos into something that at least looks intentional. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7089/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/storage-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500016367 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7088 Old Filth by Jane Gardam There are few things more dangerous than an elderly English judge with excellent manners, a spotless reputation, and a childhood he has spent roughly eighty years failing to discuss. Old Filth is Jane Gardam’s magnificent act of literary ambush: a novel that appears, at first glance, to be about Sir Edward Feathers, a distinguished retired barrister and judge, one of those men who seems to have been issued by the Empire in a dark suit with a neat parting and a talent for not making a scene. He is known, gloriously and horribly, as Old Filth — Failed In London, Try Hong Kong — which is the sort of nickname that sounds like clubland wit until you realise it contains an entire social order, several continents and a lifetime of emotional evasion. Feathers has had a splendid career. This is important, because splendid careers are very useful for covering up the more complicated business of being a person. He has practised law, acquired dignity, lived abroad, married, retired, and generally given the impression of a man who has successfully arranged himself. But Gardam is not especially interested in the polished surface except as something to tap, crack and peer beneath. Under the wig, the title, the professional calm and the well-cut old-world formality is a child sent away, a life displaced, and a heart that has learned to survive by becoming almost legally inadmissible. This is the Raj orphan story turned inside out: Empire not as parade, but as luggage, silence, exile and a nursery full of absences. Children are shipped about the globe in the name of education and respectability, then expected to grow into adults who can discuss port, property and precedent without screaming. Feathers does better than most. He becomes charming, formidable, useful, eminent. In other words, he becomes a very successful disaster. Gardam’s genius is that she makes all this funny as well as painful. Her irony is beautifully dry: not cruel, but mercilessly observant. She understands the comedy of English repression, that miraculous system by which a person may suffer catastrophically provided nobody has to say anything embarrassing before lunch. Old Filth is touching because he is ridiculous, and ridiculous because he is touching. He is a monument to restraint, and like most monuments, he has weather damage. The novel moves through memory, law, marriage, colonial leftovers and the strange afterlife of respectable men who have outlived the world that made them. It is elegant without being decorative, sharp without being showy, and quietly devastating in the way only a novel about good manners can be. By the end, you may feel that the British Empire was less a political system than an extremely elaborate method of producing lonely old men with excellent tailoring. This Chatto and Windus copy is in Very Good condition, which is frankly more than can be said for the emotional arrangements of several characters inside. Crappy Old Books offers it for anyone who enjoys literary fiction with wit, wounds, judges, Hong Kong, suppressed grief, and the terrible comic dignity of people who would rather collapse internally than make a fuss in public. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7088/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/old-filth-jul-2026.jpg 4.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus 9780701177560 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7085 Clydesdale Bank - The First One Hundred and Fifty Years by CW Munn Bank histories are marvellous things, because they take one of humanity’s least poetic inventions — organised money anxiety — and bind it in respectable cloth. Clydesdale Bank: The First One Hundred and Fifty Years is the story of a Scottish banking institution doing what banks like to pretend is a quiet business: opening branches, issuing notes, surviving panics, absorbing changes, lending prudently, expanding cautiously, and generally standing in the background of history with a ledger and an expression of controlled concern. C. W. Munn gives the Clydesdale its proper long view, from 19th-century beginnings through a century and a half of commerce, industry, confidence, crisis, signature, seal, balance and statement. This is not the sort of book in which dragons appear, unless one counts overdrafts. Nor is it full of sword fights, except in the subtler banking sense, where two men in waistcoats disagree over collateral and someone’s future quietly collapses. Its pleasures are more civilised and therefore more dangerous: portraits of institutions, branch networks, changing economies, old banknotes, directors, mergers, policies, cautious decisions made in rooms where the chairs probably cost more than a farm animal, and the slow, steady transformation of local finance into modern banking. The Clydesdale Bank belongs to that older world in which a bank was not just an app that occasionally refused your card in a petrol station, but a building: stone, columns, brass plates, counters, managers, clerks, and the faint smell of ink, wool coats and disapproval. Money passed through such places with ceremony. Loans were discussed rather than clicked. A bank manager could ruin your afternoon with a sentence delivered over spectacles. It was all terribly dignified, which is how you knew it mattered. Munn’s account catches the appeal of institutional history: the way enormous social change can be seen not only in wars and elections, but in who needed credit, who got it, what industries rose, what towns expanded, which names appeared on boards, and how confidence — that most mysterious of financial substances — was maintained, repaired, polished and occasionally prayed over. A bank is, after all, a machine for turning belief into paperwork. When the belief holds, everyone calls it stability. When it fails, historians get a new chapter. There is something quietly grand about a 150-year commemorative volume. It says: we have lasted long enough to commission a serious book about ourselves, which is no small thing in a world where most enterprises vanish without leaving so much as a drawer of headed notepaper. It is corporate history, yes, but the proper old kind: sober, detailed, locally rooted, and unlikely to contain the phrase “brand journey” unless under legal compulsion. This Collins edition is in Very Good condition, which is almost suspiciously appropriate for a bank book: tidy, respectable, and giving the impression that it has kept its accounts in order. Crappy Old Books offers it for readers of Scottish history, banking history, institutional histories, financial nostalgia, or anyone who likes the idea of money before it became mostly invisible and started living inside passwords. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7085/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/clydesdale-bank-jul-2026.jpg 4.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780004356570 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7084 Frank Lloyd Wright by Spencer Hart Frank Lloyd Wright is what happens when an architect looks at a perfectly ordinary box and takes it as a personal insult. Spencer Hart’s Frank Lloyd Wright is a handsome wander through the life and work of the great American architectural visionary, ego-generator, roofline enthusiast and professional enemy of dull domestic rectangles. Wright did not merely design buildings. He persuaded houses to crouch into landscapes, roofs to float like philosophical pancakes, windows to become moral positions, and living rooms to suggest that civilisation might be improved if everyone sat a little nearer some very serious timber. This is the man of the Prairie houses, Fallingwater, the Guggenheim, and all those clean horizontal lines that seem to be saying, “Nature is wonderful, provided it agrees to my floor plan.” Wright wanted buildings to belong to their sites, which is a noble idea, although in his case “belong” often meant “arrive dramatically, rearrange the view, and make every other nearby structure feel like a storage shed.” His houses do not simply sit there. They recline, brood, hover, project, command, and occasionally appear to be waiting for a wealthy client to admit they were wrong about the budget. The great pleasure of a Frank Lloyd Wright book is that you get the genius without having to live inside the maintenance schedule. On the page, the angles are pure, the cantilevers are bold, the glass glows, the fireplaces radiate organic democracy, and nobody has yet discovered that the roof has developed a personality of its own during heavy rain. Architecture in photographs is beautifully obedient. Architecture in real life sends invoices. Hart’s book gives the reader the satisfying tour: the ideas, the buildings, the restless invention, the long career of a man who seemed incapable of leaving well enough alone. Wright took the American house and gave it space, flow, horizontality, drama and a rather strict talking-to. He made architecture feel less like stacked rooms and more like an argument with gravity conducted in wood, stone, glass and self-belief. There is also the irresistible comedy of the total designer: furniture, interiors, windows, lamps, carpets, every last detail drawn into the orbit of the master plan. In a Wright house, even a chair looks as if it has been briefed. You imagine asking where to put your mug and being told, gently but firmly, that Mr Wright had already considered that in 1912 and found your instincts disappointing. This JG Press volume is in Good condition, which is suitable for a book about a man whose buildings were often expected to age nobly while their owners quietly negotiated with weather. It has lived a little, as proper second-hand books do, but remains presentable, useful and ready to restore architectural ambition to a shelf otherwise oppressed by right angles. Crappy Old Books offers it for anyone who enjoys beautiful houses, impossible clients, heroic roofs, and the enduring belief that a building should do more than merely keep the rain out — even if, in practice, that part is still quite important. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7084/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frank-lloyd-wright-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JG Press 9781572153974 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7083 Art Nouveau by Lara Vinca Masini Art Nouveau is what happened when the 19th century looked at a straight line and decided it had suffered enough. Lara Vinca Masini’s Art Nouveau is a splendid Thames and Hudson plunge into that lavish, curling, feverishly decorative moment when architecture, furniture, posters, glass, jewellery, typefaces, staircases, door handles and presumably the more ambitious soup ladles all decided to grow tendrils. It was modernity, yes, but modernity with hair. Modernity in a velvet waistcoat. Modernity standing in a railway station and quietly turning the ticket office into an orchid. The movement had the heroic ambition to rescue everyday life from ugliness, which is admirable, although it did occasionally do so by making everything look as if it might be swallowed by a vine. Here are the whiplash lines, the sinuous women, the lilies, the peacocks, the dragonflies, the mysterious faces staring out from posters as though advertising absinthe, theatre tickets, or a very complicated emotional collapse. Here is a world in which a chair is not merely a chair, but an opportunity for wood to remember it was once alive and had opinions. Masini guides the reader through the international spread of the style: Paris, Brussels, Vienna, Glasgow, Barcelona, Milan, and all those cities where respectable craftsmen and architects began behaving as though the right angle had personally insulted them. The result is one of the great visual outbreaks of the modern age: part elegance, part botanical incident, part industrial design discovering perfume. It is art for the age of machines, but with the machines politely hidden behind stained glass and a woman with impossible hair. This is the charm of Art Nouveau. It is both progressive and deeply excessive. It wants the future, but it wants the future framed in wrought iron, surrounded by irises, and lettered in a typeface that looks slightly drunk. It is anti-boring with missionary zeal. Even a doorway becomes a manifesto. Even a lamp becomes a mood. Even a spoon seems to be having a private symbolic crisis. A Thames and Hudson volume is, of course, the proper vehicle for this sort of thing: substantial, illustrated, confident, and faintly convinced that civilisation can be improved by printing enough good plates on decent paper. This 1984 edition brings the movement into book form with the necessary weight and visual seriousness, while still allowing the reader the quiet pleasure of thinking, “Good heavens, they really did put flowers on everything.” This copy is in Good condition, which means it has survived its own decorative century and a few decades beyond without turning into a wrought-iron balcony or sprouting a peacock. Crappy Old Books offers it for anyone who likes their modernism before it got stern, square and emotionally unavailable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7083/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/art-nouveau-jul-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500233955 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7082 Hai Shuet Yeung - Innovation in Abstraction by Sajid Rizvi Here is a book about abstraction, which is always reassuring, because abstraction is what happens when an artist looks at the visible world and says, quite reasonably, “Yes, but what if it was less obedient?” Hai Shuet Yeung: Innovation in Abstraction is the kind of art book that refuses to behave like a polite catalogue of pretty things. It is not here merely to say, “Here is a painting, here is another painting, please nod with cultural seriousness.” It is here to prod at the whole business of looking: the brushstroke, the surface, the crumple, the suggestion of landscape without the tedium of actual hills standing around doing hill work. Yeung’s art belongs to that rewarding territory where Chinese visual traditions, modernist experiment, texture, space and an almost suspicious amount of intelligence all meet and decide not to explain themselves too quickly. The title promises innovation in abstraction, and for once this does not sound like something invented by a committee after three biscuits and a funding deadline. Yeung’s work really does seem interested in pulling the picture away from the usual duties of representation. A painting need not point at a tree and say “tree.” It may instead offer pressure, movement, atmosphere, memory, weather, matter, the ghost of a landscape, or the feeling of having looked very closely at something until it stopped being a thing and became an event. This is much more useful than a tree, frankly. Trees are everywhere. Proper abstraction is rarer, and considerably less likely to shed leaves into the gutter. Sajid Rizvi’s book gives the reader the satisfying sense of being invited into a serious artistic conversation without being forced to wear museum shoes. Hai Shuet Yeung’s work has that marvellous quality found in good abstraction: it can look ancient and new at the same time, as if a scroll painting, a geological formation, a weather system and a nervous breakdown in a studio had all agreed to share the same surface. The eye goes in expecting composition and comes out having had an argument with depth, scale and texture. This is healthy. The eye is very smug and needs troubling now and then. There is also something pleasingly unfashionable about a 1997 Saffron Books volume devoted to an artist’s development, theory and visual experiments. It comes from the era when art books still looked like they expected to be placed on real shelves by people with lamps, opinions, and perhaps a slightly unstable coffee table. No algorithm is trying to make you “engage” with it. No pop-up asks whether you accept abstraction cookies. It simply exists, with plates and text and presence, calmly assuming that if you have opened it, you are prepared to look properly. This copy has an extra little human complication: a dedication signed by the author to the original owner at the front. That means it has already had one life as a chosen object, not merely a floating retail unit with an ISBN attached. Somewhere, once, someone was handed this book with a name, a gesture, and the faint ceremonial warmth that signed books carry before they are eventually absorbed into the great democratic soup of second-hand stock. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books language means it has lived, but has not disgraced itself. It is not pretending to be untouched by time; it is an art book, not a hostage statement. A rather interesting, signed association copy for anyone who likes modern Chinese abstraction, artist monographs, Saffron Books oddities, or books that make the visible world look as though it has been thinking behind your back. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7082/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hai-shuet-yeung-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Saffron Books 9781872843117 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7081 The Two Deaths of Senora Puccini by Stephen Dobyns There is a particular sort of dinner party at which one realises, around the second course, that the host is not merely serving food but quietly laying out the moral corpse of his entire life between the wine glasses. The Two Deaths of Señora Puccini is exactly that sort of evening: polished, expensive, faintly damp with danger, and almost certainly the kind of invitation one should have declined by pretending to be ill, dead, or already in another country. Outside, a Latin American city is busy coming apart in the traditional manner — gunfire, civil war, authority losing its buttons — while inside, three old friends arrive at the grand house of Dr Daniel Pacheco, surgeon, charmer, collector of admiration, and the sort of man who has clearly never mistaken humility for a useful accessory. They have come for one of those ritual reunions men arrange when they wish to prove that time has not altered them, except for the money, the cowardice, the betrayals, the failed ideals, the receding hairlines, and the general smell of compromise. There is dinner. There is talk. There is a photograph of a beautiful young woman. And there is Antonia Puccini, now older, serving the meal with the air of someone who has long ago learned that silence can be sharper than cutlery. The photograph becomes the evening’s fatal little trapdoor. Who was she? What was she? Why does Pacheco speak of her as though remembering a great love, a possession, a crime, and an opera he wrote entirely in his own honour? The room tightens. Stories begin to spill out. Each man, encouraged by wine, vanity and the surrounding collapse of civilisation, starts dragging his private shame into the lamplight. Outside, the country is tearing itself to pieces; inside, the respectable classes are doing the same thing with better tableware. Stephen Dobyns makes the whole thing feel like a thriller, a confession, a fever dream and a very bad evening among educated people who have mistaken eloquence for absolution. It is lush, nasty, elegant and theatrical: the sort of novel where desire does not merely go wrong but puts on a dinner jacket first, then ruins everyone’s life with excellent manners. Power lounges about the place pretending to be romance. Memory tidies itself up and calls the result truth. Men explain themselves at great length, which is generally how one knows something unforgivable has happened. And Señora Puccini? She is not simply a tragic object in someone else’s melodrama, however much certain gentlemen might prefer her that way. She waits in the story like a blade in a napkin: present, controlled, underestimated, and not nearly as finished as the men around her imagine. This Penguin paperback is in Near Fine condition, which is almost indecently respectable for a book so full of moral mildew, erotic obsession and dinner-party doom. Crappy Old Books recommends it for anyone who likes their literary thrillers served with civil unrest outside, bad conscience inside, and the growing suspicion that the housekeeper may be the only person in the room who properly understands the evening’s menu. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7081/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-two-deaths-of-senora-puccini-jul-2026.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140105674 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7080 Sentimental Journeys by Joan Didion There are subjects that arrive in the public imagination wearing their facts like a hat, and then there are subjects that arrive already dressed for court, television, dinner-party outrage, newspaper moral thunder, and the sort of national self-examination that somehow manages to examine everyone except itself. Joan Didion’s Sentimental Journeys takes one of the great late-20th-century American media convulsions — the Central Park jogger case — and does something deeply antisocial with it: she refuses to join in at the approved emotional speed. While everyone else is busy arranging the story into useful shapes — innocence, guilt, urban decay, race, fear, virtue, punishment, redemption, panic in a tasteful coat — Didion stands slightly to one side and watches the machinery whirr. Not because she is cold, exactly. More because she understands that public feeling, once organised into a narrative, can become as hard and shiny as a weapon. This is Didion in her forensic mode, which is to say she walks into a room full of national certainty and quietly starts checking the wiring. Who benefits from the story being told this way? Why does one victim become a symbol while others remain background noise? Why does a city so often need a crime not merely to solve, but to perform? And why, when people say “this is what the case means,” does the meaning so often arrive before the evidence has taken its coat off? There is nothing cosy here, despite the title’s little poisoned wink. These are sentimental journeys in the American sense: pilgrimages through feeling, myth, class anxiety, racial panic, tabloid appetite and the enormous civic need to turn chaos into a fable before anyone has to sit too long with the chaos itself. Didion is not offering the reader a comfortable armchair and a biscuit. She is offering a scalpel, a fluorescent light, and the faint suspicion that the official version of events may have been assembled by people who liked the ending first and worked backwards. What makes it so sharp is not that Didion shouts. Didion almost never shouts. She has the much more alarming habit of noticing. A phrase, a headline, a courtroom assumption, a public mood — she lets each one sit there until it begins to sweat. Her irony is not the jolly kind with a funny hat; it is the dry, controlled, lethal kind that makes respectable narratives look suddenly underdressed. This Flamingo paperback is in Good condition, which feels appropriate: not pristine, not pretending innocence, but intact, readable, and ready to be handled with the faint unease Didion generally deserves. Crappy Old Books offers it as a small portable antidote to the belief that the loudest story in the room is necessarily the truest one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7080/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sentimental-journeys-jul-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Flamingo 9780006546757 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7079 The Peace War by Vernor Vinge Suppose, for one glorious moment, that humanity finally solved war. Not with wisdom, mercy, international cooperation, or any of the other decorative nonsense people put in speeches shortly before ordering more tanks, but with a machine that can wrap inconvenient things in perfect, impenetrable silver bubbles. That is the central act of genius, vandalism and bureaucratic overreach in Vernor Vinge’s The Peace War: the bobbler. Point it at a missile base, a battlefield, a troublesome aircraft, or presumably a committee that has gone on too long, and — pop — it is sealed away from the universe. Nothing gets in. Nothing gets out. Time itself sits down and waits politely. Naturally, the people who control this device decide they are the Peace Authority, because “The Immensely Well-Armed People Who Have Frozen Everyone Else’s Toys” lacks dignity on official letterhead. Decades later, the world is very peaceful indeed, in the same way a museum is peaceful if you ignore the fact that everything inside is dead, labelled, and not allowed to touch anything. Progress has been put on a ration. Tinkering is suspicious. Cleverness is practically a criminal tendency. The future, having been deemed too risky, has been replaced with a sort of enforced shabby respectability: patch it, mend it, hide it in a shed, and for heaven’s sake don’t invent anything that might make the authorities nervous. Unfortunately for the Peace Authority, people remain disgustingly curious. Somewhere in the undergrowth of civilisation, old scientists, young prodigies, illegal mechanics and assorted difficult persons are doing what difficult persons always do: taking things apart, putting them back together, and discovering that the official version of reality has several loose screws. The bobbles, those shiny little monuments to “permanent” control, may not be quite as permanent as advertised. History, it turns out, has not been abolished. It has merely been stored in a very expensive tin. Vinge gives you a future where peace has become a police action, science has gone feral, and rebellion looks less like a noble uprising than a group of dangerously competent people muttering over equipment they absolutely should not have. It is hard SF with mud on its boots: full of ideas sharp enough to cut the packaging, but also wonderfully aware that the grand destiny of mankind often depends on who has the better gadget and who lied most convincingly about it. This Pan Books paperback is in Good condition, meaning it has survived the usual democratic humiliations of age, shelving, handling and existence. It has not, as far as Crappy Old Books can determine, been sealed in a bobble since 1984, though that would explain the vintage charm. A fine little artefact of paranoid futurism, ideal for anyone who enjoys the phrase “world peace” best when followed by “and now everything is much worse.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7079/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-peace-war-jul-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330299596 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7078 Marooned in Real Time by Vernor Vinge Most murder mysteries require a locked room, a poisoned drink and someone in a monocle saying, “But how could he have got out?” Vernor Vinge’s has a victim who is locked outside—outside an impenetrable time-bubble, on an empty Earth, fifty million years in the future. By the time anyone realises what has happened, the murderer has had geological time to tidy up. In Vinge’s future, “bobbles” are spheres of absolute stasis. Enter one, set the timer and, when it opens, you emerge in the future without having aged a second. It is the ultimate one-way ticket, useful for escaping wars, waiting out difficult political periods and, as it turns out, leaping across the disappearance of the entire human race. A few hundred survivors have drifted through the ages this way, collecting one another from the ruins of civilisation and trying to decide what humanity ought to do next. Settle down and rebuild? Keep hopping forward, hoping someone else has solved the problem? Or accept the increasingly awkward possibility that mankind has not been wiped out at all, but has simply gone somewhere beyond the reach of people still using matter and common sense? Wil Brierson is an old-fashioned detective, which makes him almost as much a historical artefact as the vanished human world. He was taken from his own time against his will and sent forward ten thousand years, losing his wife, children and whole life in the process. Now he is asked to investigate a death among people whose machinery is effectively magical, whose bodies and minds have been improved beyond recognition and whose security systems could outwit most armies. It is fortunate that murderers, however advanced, still tend to be vain, frightened and convinced they are cleverer than everyone else. The mystery plays out among the last scraps of humanity: high-tech immortals, low-tech survivors, people with private arsenals, people with private philosophies and people who have spent so long leaping over history that ordinary human attachment has become something of an antique. Vinge gives them all enormous technological power, then watches them bring the same old motives along with them. Envy survives. Ambition survives. Suspicion survives. The species may have advanced beyond death, but it still cannot resist a row. What makes the book linger is the immense silence around the case. Fifty million years is not merely a long time. It is long enough for continents to change their minds, mountains to be worn down and all the familiar signs of human existence to vanish completely. These survivors are not picking through the ruins of civilisation. They are living after the ruins have become geology. Marooned in Real Time is clever, fast and pleasantly merciless about its own grand ideas. It is part detective story, part hard science fiction and part meditation on what people would do if the future finally arrived and there was nobody left to explain it. The cleverest thing about it may be that, amid all the time travel, superhuman technology and vanished civilisations, it remembers that a proper mystery still depends on someone asking the irritatingly obvious question: who benefits? Condition: Very Good. A remarkably well-preserved Pan paperback for a novel that spends fifty million years waiting for something to happen. It has survived the journey with rather more dignity than most of humanity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7078/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marooned-in-realtime-jul-2026.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780140010756 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7077 Of Men and Monsters by William Tenn First the bad news: Earth has been conquered by gigantic aliens. The good news is that humanity survives. The further bad news is that it survives inside the aliens’ walls, stealing crumbs, dodging traps and being discussed by the new owners in roughly the tone once reserved for mice behind the refrigerator. Generations have passed since the conquest, and the remaining humans have adapted magnificently. They live in burrows, worship badly remembered fragments of history and conduct perilous expeditions into the terrifying open spaces of Monster Territory—which may, from the Monsters’ point of view, simply be the bit between the sofa and the kitchen. Humanity has lost the planet, most of its technology and any realistic understanding of what happened, but it has retained religion, committees and the conviction that its own little group is the only one doing civilisation properly. Eric the Only belongs to a tribe of 128 people which modestly calls itself Mankind. He is about to undergo his initiation into the Male Society by carrying out a Theft: entering Monster Territory and returning with something useful. If successful, he will become Eric the Eye, acquire adult status and perhaps impress the young woman who currently regards him with the measured enthusiasm due to a boy who has not yet stolen anything from a giant alien. The men perform the dangerous raids and tell heroic stories about them. The Women’s Society preserves knowledge, practises medicine and quietly keeps everybody alive. This arrangement is treated as the natural and eternal order of things, despite having developed among 128 frightened people living in insulation. Give humanity a few generations in a cupboard and it will produce sacred traditions concerning which shelf belongs to whom. Eric’s uncle, Thomas the Trap-Smasher, has reached an uncomfortable conclusion. Humanity’s precious Ancestor-Science failed to stop the Monsters the first time, so recovering it may not be quite the triumphant solution everyone assumes. Perhaps the only way to defeat the aliens is to understand and steal Alien-Science instead. This is dangerously close to an original thought, and Eric’s society has developed the usual efficient methods for dealing with those. Once Eric ventures beyond the walls he discovers other human communities, rival beliefs and several incompatible versions of unquestionable truth. Each group is certain that it alone represents civilisation, while the Monsters continue exterminating all of them without showing much interest in their theological differences. Eric’s simple initiation expands into a journey through a world far larger, stranger and more ridiculous than his tribal education allowed. William Tenn takes the grand alien-invasion novel and views it from skirting-board height. The result is both an adventure and a gleeful satire in which mankind has been reduced to vermin but remains magnificently self-important. The aliens possess the planets and the technology; the humans possess courage, ingenuity and an almost supernatural ability to start arguing before the immediate danger has passed. This VGSF edition is in As New condition, an unusually pristine survivor from 1989. Unlike Mankind, it has not spent generations inside a wall, lost the secrets of its ancestors or been forced to steal supplies from an enormous extraterrestrial kitchen. It is simply a remarkably fresh copy of a clever, funny and pleasingly peculiar science-fiction novel—and probably the safest available method of entering Monster Territory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7077/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/of-men-and-monsters-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books VGSF 9780575045941 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7075 Tom OBedlam by Robert Silverberg The world has become overcrowded, polluted, violent and increasingly difficult to distinguish from a badly managed psychiatric institution. Into this troubled future wanders Tom, a ragged visionary who hears voices, sees distant planets and insists that other worlds are calling to humanity. Since civilisation has already collapsed into chaos, the authorities naturally conclude that Tom is the problem. Tom is a modern incarnation of the old “Tom o’ Bedlam”: a mad wanderer travelling from place to place with his visions, fragments of prophecy and inconvenient observations about the supposedly sane people around him. He claims to see glorious alien landscapes, cities beneath unfamiliar suns and beings offering humanity some form of release. His descriptions are vivid, persistent and impossible to verify, which earns him less a delegation from the scientific establishment than a secure room and professional supervision. This is the early twenty-second century, and America has survived the future without deriving much benefit from it. Environmental destruction, social upheaval and accumulated human stupidity have produced a fragmented society of fortified communities, desperate wanderers, cults, gangs and institutions attempting to preserve order with whatever medication remains available. Technology still exists, but optimism has been discontinued. Tom’s visions might be psychosis, telepathy, prophecy or genuine contact with something beyond Earth. Robert Silverberg carefully leaves all the unpleasant possibilities on the table. If Tom is merely mad, then he is a vulnerable man being carried along by a broken mind. If he is sane, then humanity’s first ambassador to the stars is a homeless psychiatric patient whom almost everyone ignores. Neither option reflects especially well upon the species. Around him, doctors, fellow patients and frightened survivors try to decide what his experiences mean. Some want to cure him, some want to study him and others begin to share the disturbing sense that his visions may be more than private hallucinations. What starts as one man’s impossible glimpse of other worlds gradually becomes harder to contain. Sanity, after all, is largely a matter of numbers: one person seeing an alien city is delusional, while several million doing it simultaneously may require a government statement. Silverberg uses the machinery of science fiction to explore madness, faith, social collapse and the enduring human desire to escape somewhere—anywhere—that has not yet been comprehensively ruined. The novel asks whether salvation would be recognised if it arrived through the wrong person, wearing dirty clothes and speaking in sentences that made the psychiatrists reach for their notebooks. There are no gleaming starships carrying humanity confidently into a bright interstellar age. Earth is not approaching the universe as a bold, united civilisation; it is limping towards it while arguing with itself and misplacing the paperwork. Any cosmic transformation will have to begin among the damaged, the displaced and the officially unwell, which may not be such a ridiculous place to start. This 1987 Futura paperback is in Good condition: previously read, respectably preserved and still firmly located in this reality. It has experienced the ordinary wear of a second-hand book but shows no evidence of receiving telepathic broadcasts from distant planets. If it begins describing cities beneath nine suns, Crappy Old Books accepts no responsibility. Ideal for admirers of speculative fiction that mixes apocalypse, psychology and cosmic mystery; readers who suspect normality may be overrated; and anyone who enjoys stories in which the apparent lunatic could be the only person paying proper attention. From Crappy Old Books, where we too occasionally hear voices from other worlds, although they usually turn out to be the radio left on in the stockroom. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7075/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tom-obedlam-jul-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708833728 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7074 Thorns by Robert Silverberg In the future, science has conquered space, transformed medicine and developed wonderful new methods of exploiting unhappy people for public entertainment. Civilisation has advanced enormously, although mainly in the technical sense. Human decency is still awaiting funding. Minner Burris was once a handsome astronaut. Then aliens captured him, dismantled portions of his body and reconstructed him according to anatomical principles of their own devising. He returns to Earth alive but grotesquely altered, carrying organs whose functions he does not understand and memories he cannot comfortably examine. Humanity welcomes this wounded explorer home with its customary compassion: staring, gossip, publicity and an intense desire to know whether his suffering can be turned into a successful programme. Lona Kelvin is famous for a different violation. Her reproductive cells have been used to produce one hundred children, making her a celebrated mother who has never experienced pregnancy, parenthood or any meaningful choice in the matter. The children belong to science, the achievement belongs to the doctors and the emotional consequences belong entirely to Lona. This is regarded as progress because there were laboratories involved. Bringing these two damaged celebrities together is Duncan Chalk, an enormously wealthy entertainment impresario with the physical appearance of a badly maintained monument and an unusually intimate appetite for other people’s emotions. Chalk recognises that Burris and Lona possess something more valuable than beauty, talent or happiness: they possess pain. If their loneliness can be packaged as romance, their discomfort displayed to an audience and their fragile attachment prodded whenever the ratings require it, everyone will benefit. By “everyone,” Chalk principally means Duncan Chalk. Thus begins a love affair arranged less by Cupid than by a producer carrying audience-research figures. Burris believes his altered body makes intimacy impossible. Lona has been treated as biological equipment and no longer trusts anyone who claims to be interested in her as a person. Each might conceivably understand the other, which presents Chalk with both a profitable opportunity and a serious danger. Genuine affection has an unfortunate tendency to interfere with carefully managed suffering. Published originally in the 1960s, Thorns belongs to Robert Silverberg’s darker and more psychologically ambitious period. The spaceships and alien surgery are present, but the real monsters work in publicity. Silverberg examines bodily alienation, celebrity, voyeurism and the way a supposedly civilised society turns private anguish into communal recreation. The technology is futuristic; the business model has since become alarmingly familiar. This is not a cheerful tale of brave astronauts defeating tentacled invaders with a well-aimed ray gun. The aliens have already completed their work before the story properly begins. What follows is the more complicated question of whether two people whose identities have been taken from them can recover anything real while surrounded by spectators, manipulators and people professionally concerned about the viewing figures. This 1976 Futura paperback is in Fine condition, meaning it has survived the decades with considerably less damage than either of its principal characters. It is a smart, well-preserved copy with no requirement for alien reconstruction, experimental reproductive medicine or the intervention of a predatory media tycoon. Sometimes the old-fashioned methods are best. Ideal for readers who enjoy intelligent, unsettling science fiction, flawed characters, emotional manipulation and futures that are uncomfortable because somebody appears to have implemented them already. It is sharp, strange and humane—a love story with surgical scars, corporate sponsorship and a man waiting nearby to monetise every tear. From Crappy Old Books, where emotional distress is included in the price but never deliberately increased for ratings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7074/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thorns-jul-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708882382 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7073 Archangel by Sharon Shinn Archangel (1997) by Sharon Shinn Publisher: Ace Science Fiction ISBN: 0441004326 Condition: Good On the planet Samaria, angels are not vague spiritual beings painted decoratively onto ceilings. They are real, winged, politically powerful and responsible for petitioning the god Jovah whenever humanity requires rain, sunshine or the occasional precisely aimed thunderbolt. It is a sensible arrangement, provided the angels remain virtuous, the people remain obedient and nobody asks too many questions about how the heavenly machinery actually works. Gabriel has been chosen by Jovah to become the next Archangel, giving him responsibility for the spiritual and temporal welfare of the entire planet. Before taking office, however, he must find and marry Rachel, the mortal woman selected by the god to become his Angelica. Jovah’s choice is infallible, so everyone assumes the marriage will be blessed, harmonious and entirely free of awkwardness. Jovah has apparently never had to organise a wedding. Rachel is not waiting serenely in a temple for her celestial husband. She is an Edori woman who has endured slavery, loss and years of having her choices made by other people. Consequently, when Gabriel finally finds her and announces that divine authority has selected her as his bride, she does not swoon with gratitude. She is unimpressed by his wings, resistant to his authority and deeply suspicious of a society in which angels claim that God has personally approved all the important administrative arrangements. Gabriel, meanwhile, is principled, honourable and accustomed to being obeyed. He sincerely wants to reform Samaria, protect its people and replace the increasingly corrupt Archangel Raphael. He is also proud, impatient and baffled that Rachel will not recognise the enormous privilege of marrying a man she has never met because an oracle told him to collect her. Their courtship therefore consists largely of arguments, attempted escapes, mutual exasperation and occasional reminders that the survival of civilisation may depend upon them learning to sing together. Every year the rulers of Samaria must gather for the Gloria, a vast ceremony in which angels and mortals sing their devotion to Jovah. If the required voices are not raised in harmony, the god may conclude that humanity has become rebellious and respond with a suitably biblical demonstration of displeasure. This places rather more pressure on the prospective marriage than choosing napkins or deciding where to seat the difficult relatives. Behind the romance lies a world divided by religion, class, commerce and political ambition. Wealthy merchants exploit the poor, the Edori resist permanent settlement, Raphael treats sacred authority as a private business opportunity and the angels themselves are not immune to vanity, rivalry or the temptation to explain their personal preferences as the will of God. Gabriel must prepare to rule, challenge corruption and somehow persuade Rachel that standing beside him need not mean surrendering herself. Shinn combines romance and fantasy with a quiet current of science fiction running beneath the feathers and hymns. Samaria’s miracles are remarkably dependable, its prayers are transmitted through carefully designed devices and Jovah responds to specific requests with suspicious technological efficiency. The inhabitants call it divine intervention; readers may begin to wonder whether heaven contains rather more equipment than the official paintings suggest. This copy is in Good condition: previously read and showing the ordinary signs of earthly existence, but still perfectly capable of transporting its next owner to Samaria. It has no visible wings, does not control the weather and has so far declined to identify anyone’s divinely appointed spouse. In the second-hand book trade, these are generally considered advantages. Ideal for readers who enjoy romantic science fantasy, stubborn heroines, well-meaning but overconfident angels, religious mysteries and marriages arranged by an entity with access to orbital thunderbolts. It offers politics, theology, music, rebellion and a love story in which the phrase “a match made in heaven” sounds less like a compliment and more like a legally binding instruction. From Crappy Old Books, where all marriages remain strictly optional and requests for better weather are forwarded to the appropriate department. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7073/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/archangel-jul-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Science Fiction 9780441004324 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7072 The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell The Sparrow (1997) by Mary Doria Russell Publisher: Black Swan ISBN: 9780552997775 Condition: As New In the not-too-distant future, humanity finally receives proof that intelligent extraterrestrial life exists. Naturally, governments begin forming committees, scientists begin preparing proposals and the Society of Jesus quietly buys an asteroid, assembles a crew and gets there first. The Jesuits have been organising expeditions into unknown and potentially hostile territories for centuries; the fact that this particular territory is orbiting Alpha Centauri is merely a question of transport. The mission begins when radio astronomers detect beautiful music coming from the planet Rakhat. Among those drawn into the discovery is Emilio Sandoz, a gifted Jesuit priest and linguist who has spent his life acquiring languages, enduring hardship and waiting for some unmistakable indication of what God intends him to do. An inhabited planet broadcasting celestial music seems fairly unmistakable. Emilio and his companions become convinced that a remarkable chain of friendships, accidents and opportunities has brought them together for a divine purpose. God, apparently, has opened a door. Nobody thinks to ask whether it might be the door to a cellar. The expedition itself is an appealingly improvised combination of religious mission, scientific adventure and extremely ambitious outing among friends. Its members include priests, astronomers, doctors, engineers and people whose principal qualification is being far too interesting to leave behind. They cross interstellar space expecting danger, certainly, but also discovery, friendship and perhaps the most important encounter in human history. Upon reaching Rakhat, they find two intelligent species, unfamiliar societies, enchanting music and a culture whose subtleties they only partly understand. Initial contact goes remarkably well, which in a novel beginning with its sole survivor returning to Earth physically mutilated, psychologically destroyed and accused of appalling crimes is not especially reassuring. Mary Doria Russell tells the story through two interwoven timelines. In one, the expedition forms, travels and gradually falls in love with Rakhat. In the other, decades later, Emilio has returned alone and must explain what happened to a Jesuit inquiry that alternates between pastoral concern and something resembling a particularly hostile performance review. The reader therefore knows from the beginning that catastrophe is coming, but not its nature. Every joyful discovery arrives with a small black border around it, while every innocent decision quietly joins a queue marked Consequences. Despite the spaceships and aliens, The Sparrow is less interested in laser battles than in faith, language, friendship and the terrifying ease with which decent, intelligent people can misunderstand an unfamiliar society. The expedition’s members are not foolish and their intentions are not wicked. This is precisely the problem. They are compassionate, educated and certain that they are helping—the traditional opening ingredients of many of history’s larger disasters. At its centre is Emilio’s struggle with a God whose apparent guidance has led not to revelation but to horror. If every coincidence that brought the mission together looked like providence, what does its destruction mean? Was the expedition called, abandoned, punished or simply mistaken? Russell takes the ancient question of why terrible things happen to people of faith, places it on another planet and removes all the convenient emergency exits. This copy is in As New condition, which is considerably better than the condition in which Emilio Sandoz returns from Rakhat. It is clean, fresh and apparently little troubled by its previous existence: an unusually cheerful physical state for a novel containing spiritual collapse, disastrous first contact and enough accumulated guilt to keep an entire religious order occupied. Ideal for readers who enjoy thoughtful science fiction, compelling characters, alien cultures, theological arguments and expeditions that begin with food, jokes and optimism before proceeding somewhere much darker. It is moving, intelligent and frequently funny, right up until the moments when it very much is not. From Crappy Old Books, where first contact is generally limited to answering the door when the postman arrives, and even that can go badly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7072/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sparrow-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Black Swan 9780552997775 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7068 The Undercover Aliens by AE van Vogt In the heady days of 1976, when bell-bottoms reigned supreme and the air was thick with the scent of both optimism and polyester, AE van Vogt decided to take us on a cosmic jaunt with "The Undercover Aliens." This audacious tome posits the question: what if extraterrestrials, those otherworldly beings, were not just observers of our planet but were, in fact, undercover agents in a galactic espionage ring? Spoiler alert: They are. And if you thought your last office job was dull, just wait until you experience the interstellar paperwork these aliens have to fill out. As you meander through the pages of this bizarre narrative, prepare for an exploration of universal bureaucracy that makes your local council look like a well-oiled machine. Yes, the aliens are here, and they have a to-do list longer than your average Christmas shopping list, complete with dodgy coffee breaks and existential crises. Their mission? To infiltrate human society while grappling with the age-old dilemma of whether to order a pint or a cosmic smoothie. The prose is a delightful concoction of surrealism and speculative fiction, reminiscent of a 1970s sci-fi flick but with fewer flashy special effects. Every chapter is a treasure trove of perplexing dialogue that begs the question: did the aliens really learn English from watching reruns of "Fawlty Towers"? And if so, why can’t they grasp the concept of personal space? Readers will no doubt find themselves enchanted by the awkward interactions between these undercover aliens and the unsuspecting humans. Imagine trying to blend in at the pub while discussing the merits of a local football team, all the while your tentacles are quietly adjusting your flat cap. It’s a premise that has you chuckling under your breath and questioning your own sanity—much like a Saturday night spent watching reruns of your childhood favorites. This book is not without its share of quirky subplots. The aliens face challenges that would make a cat video look like a Shakespearean tragedy. From dodging intergalactic tax audits to making sense of our baffling Earth customs—think awkward family gatherings and the concept of queueing—each predicament is an invitation to laugh, cry, and maybe even groan audibly at the absurdity of the universe. Now, if you’re someone who enjoys long, drawn-out conversations about the existential implications of a vending machine in space, you’re in for a treat. The novel is laden with philosophical musings so profound that they might just lead you to reconsider your lunchtime sandwich choice. Or not. Either way, you’ll be pondering the cosmic significance of it all while sipping your tea. Condition: Fine. This copy is not just fine; it’s practically a relic from a bygone era, untouched by the greasy fingers of time (or at least it seems that way). The cover displays only the faintest whispers of wear, bearing testament to its storied past while still radiating that alluring scent of aged paper—the true cologne of any bibliophile. Set amongst the dizzying backdrop of 1970s sci-fi aesthetics A narrative that might make even Kafka raise an eyebrow Humans vs. aliens: who’s more absurd? You decide. Perfect for those who enjoy a sprinkle of irony with their intergalactic fiction Guaranteed to provoke existential thoughts and possibly a snort or two So, if you’re ready to add a splash of quirky irony to your shelf, "The Undercover Aliens" is the perfect addition. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the old is new again, and the quirky finds a home in the hearts of the adventurous. Buckle up and prepare for a ride that may not take you to the stars, but will certainly leave you chuckling at the peculiarities of both aliens and humanity alike! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7068/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-undercover-aliens-jul-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther Science Fiction 9780586043240 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7067 A Plague of Angels by Sheri S Tepper In a world teetering on the brink of existential dread, Sheri S. Tepper’s 1994 masterpiece, "A Plague of Angels," invites you to wrestle with the kind of philosophical questions you might expect to encounter during a particularly long bus journey: "What if angels were just a bit too bored by our human follies?" and “Is there a celestial HR department for when things go horribly awry?” Brace yourself for a riotous exploration of divine bureaucracy, where celestial entities take a keen interest in the mess we call life—because who wouldn’t want to micromanage the humans down below, especially when there’s a plague involved? Picture this: a congregation of angels, not your garden variety with fluffy wings and golden halos, but a motley crew of celestial creatures with a penchant for mischief. They observe humanity with a mix of amusement and a touch of disdain, all the while meticulously planning their next move, which inevitably ends up causing more chaos than intended. Tepper’s keen wit and acerbic insight lead us through a narrative that cleverly critiques the human condition while simultaneously making us ponder if the afterlife comes with its own set of inconveniences—like endless paperwork or mandatory meetings with angels who can’t seem to prioritize their divine duties. As you delve into "A Plague of Angels," you might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all. After all, who knew that celestial beings could be so utterly relatable? From their petty squabbles over who gets to oversee a particularly troublesome town to their existential crises about whether to intervene in our mess or just let us flounder, these angels are the kind of characters who could easily hold a spot on a sitcom alongside your favorite dysfunctional family. It’s almost as if Tepper is holding a mirror to our own lives, reflecting the absurdity that sometimes feels like it’s been divinely orchestrated. But let’s not forget the titular "plague" that serves as the catalyst for much of the chaos. Will the angels manage to contain the disaster? Or will they end up in an even bigger pickle than they started with? Spoiler alert: it’s not looking good for the celestial community. This book bravely tackles themes of morality, responsibility, and the occasional angelic faux pas, all while ensuring that readers are thoroughly entertained. If you think the human struggle is tough, try being an angel with mixed feelings about their job description! As you flip through the pages, revel in Tepper’s sharp prose, which dances between the profound and the utterly ridiculous. She has a knack for turning the mundane into the extraordinary, so even a simple act like an angel trying to brew a cup of heavenly coffee becomes an epic saga fraught with peril. Readers will find themselves nodding in agreement as they recognise the absurdity of their own daily rituals mirrored in this heavenly narrative. Condition: As New. This book appears to have been lovingly preserved in the kind of condition that suggests it was hidden away from the clutches of time and dog-eared pages. The spine remains intact, the pages crisp, and it feels as if Tepper’s words have yet to be set free from their paper prison. Ideal for readers who want to feel as though they’ve just plucked it from an ethereal library, devoid of any signs of having ever been read by mortal hands. So why not add "A Plague of Angels" to your collection today? It’s a delightful reminder that even when faced with the ineffable, the absurd can be just around the corner. Available through the whimsical realms of Crappy Old Books, this novel serves as a perfect companion for those seeking to ponder life’s mysteries while snickering at the delightful chaos of existence. Because really, who doesn’t need a little divine mischief in their literary diet? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7067/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-plague-of-angels-jul-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins 9780006473435 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7066 Sideshow by Sheri S Tepper Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Behold the literary curiosity known as "Sideshow," a tantalising creation by the inimitable Sheri S Tepper, who manages to spin a narrative more complex than the inner workings of a Victorian automaton. Published in 1994 by Harper Collins, this paperback is your ticket to a world where the bizarre is the norm, and the mundane is but a faded memory in the corner of a carnival tent. In this dazzling spectacle of prose, Tepper invites readers to ponder the depths of human nature—or, quite possibly, the lack thereof. It’s an exploration that promises to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about reality, morality, and the strange creatures that inhabit our world. If you’ve ever felt like an outsider peering into an extravagant circus, this book is your front-row seat—complete with popcorn and the faint smell of cotton candy mingling with existential dread. But what’s a sideshow without its cast of peculiar characters? Tepper serves up a veritable buffet of oddities: from the enigmatic Ringmaster with secrets more twisted than a circus contortionist to the fortune-telling elephant whose wisdom is as elusive as the last piece of fudge you swore you’d never eat. You’ll find yourself enthralled by their antics, wondering if perhaps they are reflections of the quirks that reside within us all. Or maybe they’re just here to confuse and bemuse, which is, of course, a perfectly valid literary goal. As you flip through the pages, you may catch yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, or maybe feeling slightly bewildered—much like the audience of a three-legged tightrope walker that no one asked to see. Tepper’s narrative style dances with whimsy and irony, each sentence a trick that leaves you both entertained and slightly disoriented, as if you’ve just exited a funhouse mirror maze. Now, let’s not forget the societal commentary artfully embedded within the storyline. Tepper deftly critiques modern life while donning the clown wig of absurdity. As you navigate through the colourful chaos, you might find yourself nodding thoughtfully at her keen observations, perhaps while simultaneously questioning your own role in this grand carnival of existence. It’s a delightful paradox that keeps the reader on their toes, much like a juggler balancing chainsaws and rubber chickens. Condition: As New. Yes, this copy is practically untouched, as if it’s been preserved in a glass case alongside other curiosities and marvels of the written word. The spine remains pleasantly uncracked, and the pages are still crisp, waiting for an eager reader to dive into this tapestry of the unusual. There are no signs of previous ownership, save for the errant dust motes that whisper tales of forgotten tomes. You’ll feel decidedly special as you hold this treasure in your hands, knowing it’s been spared the ravages of time—at least for now. So, whether you’re a seasoned adventurer in the world of the strange or a curious newcomer armed with nothing but a penchant for the weird, “Sideshow” promises to deliver a unique experience. With its blend of irony, speculative whimsy, and social critique, this book is sure to become a talking point at your next dinner party—assuming, of course, your guests can handle the rollercoaster of ideas that Tepper presents. Pick up your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where oddities abound and every page turned is a step deeper into the delightful absurdity of literature. If you’re lucky, you might just find the magic that lies within these pages waiting to be unearthed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7066/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sideshow-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780006480044 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7065 Beauty - A novel by Sheri S Tepper In a world where the line between beauty and beast is as blurred as a 90s VHS tape, Sheri S Tepper’s "Beauty" prances onto the literary scene like a flamboyant peacock at a funeral. Published in 1992 by Bantam, this novel doesn’t just claim to challenge perceptions of aesthetics; it practically smashes them into a thousand glittering shards, all while wearing a pair of oversized sunglasses. Tepper’s narrative is as delightfully unpredictable as a cat on catnip, promising readers a rollicking ride through realms where the definition of beauty is as elusive as a good Wi-Fi signal in the countryside. “Beauty” is not merely a novel; it’s a raucous celebration of contradiction. With a title that suggests a tranquil jaunt through a field of daisies, you might want to prepare yourself for a rollercoaster that veers into the absurd. Picture this: protagonists grappling not only with their self-image but also with the entire human condition, all while navigating landscapes that are as intricate as a Swiss watch buried in a sandpit. Tepper doesn’t just ask the question, "What is beauty?" – she grabs the reader by the collar and drags them into a philosophical debate accompanied by a side of fantastical whimsy. In this comedic labyrinth, expect to encounter characters who are as multi-faceted as a diamond—one moment they’re charming, the next, they’re as perplexing as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. Tepper’s deft hand weaves a tapestry of narratives that might leave you wondering whether you’ve stepped into a beauty contest or a carnival funhouse, where every mirror distorts reality in ways that are both enlightening and slightly nauseating. Readers will find themselves amused (and perhaps bemused) by Tepper’s ability to make profound statements while also poking fun at the very concepts she explores. One might even say she’s the literary equivalent of wearing socks with sandals—bold, provocative, and utterly unforgettable. Prepare yourself for encounters with wise-cracking fairies, pompous philosophers, and the occasional existential crisis, all while contemplating what it truly means to be beautiful—or, perhaps more importantly, what it means to be “ugly” in a world that can be terrifyingly superficial. The narrative style could be likened to a jazz band experimenting with a polka tune; it’s erratic, infused with charm, and occasionally leaves you tapping your foot in perplexity. Tepper ensures that no thought remains unexamined, no beauty unchallenged. Her prose is like a wild, untamed garden—sometimes overgrown, occasionally chaotic, but undeniably bursting with life and unexpected delights. Condition: This particular copy of "Beauty" comes in good condition, which is rather fitting for a book that tackles the very nature of appearance. The cover retains a certain charm, though it bears a few battle scars reminiscent of its journey through various second-hand shops—like the literary version of a well-loved teddy bear. The pages might be slightly yellowed, perhaps reflecting the wisdom that comes with age, but the words remain fresh, eager, and ready to challenge your very notions of what beauty entails. So if you’re in the mood for a book that defies categorization, plays coy with your expectations, and leaves you pondering the absurdities of our world, then "Beauty" will be the perfect companion for your next existential crisis—or perhaps just a quiet evening with a cup of tea. Dive into this quirky concoction of intellect and hilarity that only Sheri S Tepper could concoct, and don’t forget to add it to your ever-expanding collection from Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story that is uniquely its own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7065/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beauty-a-novel-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553295276 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7064 Kiteworld by Keith Roberts Welcome to the peculiar realm of Kiteworld, a place where the skies are not merely a backdrop but the very essence of existence. Keith Roberts, in his 1988 masterpiece, invites you to contemplate the philosophical implications of airborne fabric—yes, you heard that right. Imagine a universe where kites are not just playthings for children, but the very lifeblood of culture, politics, and perhaps even social hierarchy. One can’t help but wonder what kind of lunacy led to such a concept, but that’s the magic of kite-fueled imagination. Published by Penguin Books, an establishment known for its wide-ranging literary exploits, this particular volume appears to have slipped through the cracks of conventional wisdom. It’s as if the naysayers of literature took one look at a world dictated by kites and shrugged, "Why not?" In Kiteworld, the wind isn’t just a meteorological phenomenon—it’s a character, a puppet master pulling the strings of fate from above. Readers are left embroiled not only in the mechanics of flight but also in the intricacies of human aspiration, as if Roberts were daring us to question the very fabric of our ambitions. Or perhaps he simply thought, “Kites are cool!” Now, let’s address the elephant in the sky: why would anyone want to immerse themselves in a narrative revolving around kites? The answer, my dear reader, lies in the delightful absurdity of it all. Within these pages, you’ll encounter a universe where the mundane becomes extraordinary, where the act of launching a kite invites philosophical musings, and where lovers might find their destinies entangled by strings—both literal and metaphorical. It’s a heady mix of whimsy and introspection that could only be conceived in an era when authors were encouraged to explore the fringes of sanity. The book doesn’t shy away from a sense of irony, either. Picture this: a society that has dedicated itself to the art of kite-flying, while the rest of the world carries on with their dreary daily routines. There’s an entire culture thriving amongst the clouds, while the ground-dwellers remain blissfully unaware. It’s a satirical commentary on the human condition, an exploration of the lengths to which people will go to escape the drudgery of existence. If you ever wanted a peek into an alternate reality where kites reign supreme, you might just find your answers in this whimsical tome. A word to the wise: as you flip through the pages, be prepared for some unexpected lessons that hover just above the ground. Kiteworld is a reminder that even the most ludicrous constructs can serve as a mirror reflecting our own lives back at us. Let the winds of Roberts’ imagination lift you to dizzying heights—just be sure not to get too carried away; you might find yourself questioning whether you, too, are merely a kite on a string, swayed by the capricious winds of fate. Condition: As New. Yes, you read that correctly! This copy has seen fewer adventures than a kite caught in a tree during a windstorm. The pages are crisp, the spine unbroken, and there’s not a single finger-smudge or coffee ring to be found. It feels as if it has just been plucked from the shelves of a quaint bookshop, waiting for someone daring enough to take it home. If you’re still on the fence about whether to embrace this aerial odyssey, consider the following reasons why Kiteworld might just be the most absurdly enlightening read you never knew you needed: A unique perspective on life that only a kite enthusiast could provide Plenty of opportunities to ponder the existential dilemmas of flying fabric A conversation starter that will leave your friends scratching their heads Perfect for those who appreciate the eccentricities of 1980s literature Ideal for anyone looking to elevate their reading list—quite literally! So, if you find yourself yearning for a literary escapade that soars above the ordinary, look no further than this quirky creation from Keith Roberts, available at Crappy Old Books. Remember, the sky’s the limit—or is it just the beginning? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7064/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kiteworld-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140110692 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7062 Operation Thunder Child by Nick Pope The official response to a UFO sighting is usually to determine whether it was an aircraft, a weather balloon, an astronomical object or somebody discovering that Venus looks peculiar after closing time. In Operation Thunder Child, the sightings multiply, aircraft are scrambled and the explanations become increasingly difficult to fit inside the usual reassuring paragraph. Britain’s defence establishment is forced to consider the deeply inconvenient possibility that unidentified flying objects are unidentified because they were not made here. As UFO activity becomes more frequent and openly hostile, the Cabinet Office, Joint Intelligence Committee and Permanent Joint Headquarters begin coordinating the Government’s response. Radar operators, intelligence officers, scientists, pilots and politicians attempt to establish what is happening while observing the traditional requirements of official secrecy: nobody may know anything, everybody must prepare for everything, and each department must remain suspicious that another department has known the answer since 1947. The crisis escalates from unexplained encounters and alien-abduction reports into military confrontation. Aircraft pursue impossible targets, governments exchange incomplete information and Britain discovers that its closest allies may have agendas of their own. When an extraterrestrial craft is finally captured, along with evidence that cannot be filed as swamp gas, the authorities face the practical difficulties of containing alien technology, examining its occupants and deciding precisely which secure committee ought to conduct humanity’s first conversation with another species. Contact is established, but the resulting dialogue does not produce the simple answers anyone hoped for. The visitors’ actions, motives and previous dealings with humanity raise disturbing questions, while revelations from inside the machinery of government make it increasingly difficult to distinguish allies from collaborators, secrecy from treachery and defensive planning from the opening stages of war. The truth may be out there, but it has arrived with superior flight performance and no obligation to answer follow-up questions. Nick Pope gives the novel an unusual procedural authenticity. He worked for the Ministry of Defence, ran the British Government’s UFO project and drew upon experience of crisis management, defence planning and military operations. The result is less a lone hero defeating the invasion with a stolen spaceship than an institutional thriller in which radar tracks, intelligence assessments, Cabinet briefings and rules of engagement matter almost as much as the aliens. Earth’s survival depends upon committees, which is perhaps the most frightening element in the book. The title nods towards H. G. Wells’s valiant warship Thunder Child, but this is an alien-invasion story refitted for the late twentieth century: stealth technology, modern fighters, classified installations, political distrust and a bureaucracy obliged to develop a policy on extraterrestrial incursion before lunch. Remarkably, the manuscript itself had to undergo official government security clearance before publication, lending a pleasing extra layer of suspicion to the claim that it is only fiction. Fast-moving, detailed and unsettlingly plausible, Operation Thunder Child is ideal for readers who like their UFOs accompanied by genuine military terminology and their conspiracies administered through the correct departmental channels. It is followed by Operation Lightning Strike, in which the limited confrontations develop into the rather less containable prospect of all-out war. Published by Simon & Schuster in 1999, this copy is in Very Good condition. It has been examined, cleared for public release and shows no visible evidence of alien interference. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7062/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/operation-thunder-child-jul-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9780684851600 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7061 Operation Lightning Strike by Nick Pope Having survived the events of Operation Thunder Child, humanity finally receives the opportunity it has always claimed to want: open contact with extraterrestrial intelligence. Unfortunately, the aliens are approaching in an enormous spacecraft, will arrive within weeks and propose to settle on Earth. Their offer is peaceful partnership in exchange for colonisation, which is a little like somebody arriving with a removal van and politely suggesting that cooperation will make the change of ownership much less upsetting. Governments and armed forces, already shaken by escalating UFO activity and earlier conflict, must confront the fact that conventional military power may be useless against a civilisation capable of crossing interstellar space. Political leaders begin the delicate business of first contact, balancing fear, diplomacy and national self-interest while attempting to decide whether the visitors genuinely come in peace or have merely discovered that invasion sounds friendlier when described as a partnership. Before negotiations can determine whether two intelligent species might share one planet, a secretive human organisation known as the Enterprise provides a characteristically human solution. It unleashes a biological weapon against the aliens, then offers a vaccine on condition that they surrender their spacecraft. Thus Earth’s first interplanetary diplomatic conference progresses efficiently from cautious discussion to germ warfare, blackmail and the possibility of mutual extermination. As the situation accelerates towards all-out war, military planners struggle to devise tactics against unfamiliar technology, politicians exchange accusations and the distinction between defence and provocation becomes increasingly difficult to locate. The aliens may possess advanced weapons and a vast mothership, but humanity retains its traditional advantages of paranoia, divided command structures and heavily classified schemes that were never mentioned at the previous meeting. Nick Pope brings unusual authority to the machinery behind the adventure. Before writing fiction about alien invasion, he worked for the Ministry of Defence and ran the British Government office responsible for investigating UFO reports. Consequently, the novel combines extraterrestrial menace with convincing accounts of intelligence assessments, crisis committees, military doctrine, weapons systems and senior officials attempting to make civilisation-saving decisions from documents marked SECRET. Like its predecessor, the manuscript was formally vetted by the Government before publication, an achievement rarely required of novels involving biological attacks on aliens. A sequel to Operation Thunder Child, Operation Lightning Strike expands the earlier encounters into a full-scale techno-thriller in which the fate of Earth depends upon soldiers, scientists, civil servants and politicians reaching sensible conclusions under impossible pressure. Combining the procedural detail of Tom Clancy with the subject matter of The X-Files, it is ideal for readers who prefer their flying saucers accompanied by RAF interceptors, Cabinet briefings and several departments disputing who has authority to shoot first. Published by Simon & Schuster in 2000, this copy is in Good condition. It has passed civilian inspection, contains no known extraterrestrial pathogens and may be opened without prior clearance from the Ministry of Defence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7061/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/operation-lightning-strike-jul-2026.jpg 4.15 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9780684851617 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7058 The Furies by Keith Roberts Humanity has always worried that nuclear weapons might destroy civilisation, but it has generally neglected the equally important question of whether they might also summon gigantic homicidal wasps. Keith Roberts corrects this strategic oversight in The Furies, a gloriously unpleasant British disaster novel in which international brinkmanship is followed by geological catastrophe, social collapse and insects large enough to regard people as manageable portions. The trouble begins when America and Russia conduct enormous nuclear tests at the same time. The explosions rupture the seabed, trigger earthquakes and inundate great stretches of the world, including London. This would ordinarily constitute a sufficient apocalypse for one novel, but nature—or something considerably less natural—has further plans. Across the devastated English countryside appear the Furies: monstrous wasp-like creatures that attack humans and animals with organised, implacable purpose. At the centre of events is Bill Sampson, a successful cartoonist living a pleasantly independent life in rural Wiltshire with his Great Dane, Sek. His days of drawing amusing faces and visiting the village pub end abruptly when the landscape becomes a hunting ground for airborne predators. He encounters the teenage Jane, separated from her family during the catastrophe, and together they attempt to survive a world in which the social order has vanished and the buzzing overhead is no longer a minor summer annoyance. The Furies are not merely oversized insects behaving badly. They appear coordinated by a mysterious intelligence and begin imposing their own order upon the remains of humanity. Some survivors resist, others hide, and still others decide that collaboration with enormous wasps offers better career prospects than the collapsing human administration. Sampson is drawn into the struggle, moving through a scarred southern England of ruined towns, isolated refuges and increasingly desperate resistance. Roberts combines the pace and cheerful destructiveness of a traditional catastrophe novel with his characteristic feeling for the English landscape. Fields, villages and chalk country are described with almost pastoral affection before being invaded, flooded or occupied by creatures capable of carrying off the inhabitants. The contrast gives the novel its peculiar power: this is not an abstract end of the world but the end of a recognisable Britain, complete with pubs, class distinctions and people attempting to remain sensible while civilisation is eaten. First published in 1966, The Furies is an energetic mixture of nuclear nightmare, alien invasion and ecological revenge. It will appeal to admirers of John Wyndham, British apocalyptic fiction and stories in which humanity discovers that being the dominant species was apparently a temporary appointment. It also offers strong support for anyone who has always regarded wasps as evidence of a design flaw in the natural world. This Penguin Books edition was published in 1985 and is in Good condition. The pages remain intact, the spine remains cooperative and no nest has been detected within the binding. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7058/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-furies-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140071917 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7056 North American NA-16 - AT-6 - SNJ - Warbird Tech Vol 11 by Dan Hagedorn The North American NA-16 family presents the aviation historian with a simple proposition: one basic aeroplane, several thousand variations and enough names, numbers and national designations to make filing it correctly a respectable lifetime’s work. In the United States Army it became the AT-6 and later the T-6 Texan; the US Navy called it the SNJ; the British and Commonwealth air forces knew it as the Harvard; and numerous overseas customers applied further designations, presumably because three names were clearly insufficient. In this eleventh volume of the Warbird Tech series, Dan Hagedorn traces the family from the original NA-16 concept of the mid-1930s through its bewildering development into one of the most important military training aircraft ever built. With its tandem cockpit, radial engine and reassuringly purposeful appearance, it prepared generations of pilots for faster and considerably less forgiving combat aircraft. If a trainee could master the Texan’s controls, noise, torque and tendency to demand proper attention during landing, he was deemed ready to encounter the enemy—or at least a machine with even more imaginative ways of punishing carelessness. The design proved extraordinarily adaptable. Variants appeared with fixed or retractable undercarriages, fabric or metal fuselages, different engines, armament and equipment tailored to the requirements of customers around the world. The family also inspired or contributed to developments including Australia’s CAC Wirraway. What began as an advanced trainer spread through the air forces of North America, Europe, the Commonwealth and Latin America, where Hagedorn’s particular knowledge brings welcome order to a complicated and often neglected part of the aircraft’s history. Nor did these machines restrict themselves to patiently teaching young pilots which way was up. Armed versions served as light attack aircraft, reconnaissance machines and battlefield controllers, while post-war Texans and Harvards continued working long after more glamorous combat types had been converted into saucepans. Many later passed into civilian ownership and became air-show favourites, their distinctive radial growl allowing spectators to hear history approaching before somebody with a loudspeaker identified the wrong variant. As expected from the Warbird Tech series, this is not merely a procession of attractive photographs accompanied by the observation that the aircraft was “much loved.” Hagedorn gets inside the machine through technical-manual extracts, exploded views, cutaway drawings, photographs of disassembled aircraft and coverage of experimental models, engines, equipment, armament and post-war developments. It is the sort of book that permits readers to distinguish between variants from a small alteration near the cowling and then become quietly disappointed when everyone else fails to notice. Compact but densely supplied with information, this is an excellent reference for aviation historians, restorers, modellers and enthusiasts attempting to navigate the great NA-16 family tree without becoming permanently lodged between a BT-9 and an SNJ-5. It celebrates an aircraft whose principal job was teaching others to fly, but which acquired a service history more varied than many front-line combat types. Published by Specialty Press in 1997, this copy is in Very Good condition. Appropriately for a book about a trainer, it remains fully prepared for further instruction and has not yet been ground-looped into the bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7056/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/north-american-na-16-at-6-snj-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Specialty Press 9780933424760 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7055 English Electric Canberra by Ken Delve Peter Green and John Clemons Despite sounding like something that ought to toast bread or warm a three-bar fire, the English Electric Canberra was Britain’s first operational jet bomber and one of the great aeronautical successes of the post-war period. In this substantial and profusely illustrated history, Ken Delve, Peter Green and John Clemons examine the development, service and remarkable international career of an aircraft designed at the dawn of the jet age but apparently too useful to accept the usual invitation to become obsolete. Created as a high-speed successor to the de Havilland Mosquito, the Canberra first flew in 1949 and entered RAF service in 1951. Its clean airframe, broad wings and twin Rolls-Royce Avon engines gave it excellent high-altitude performance, allowing it to fly above many contemporary fighters until the fighters inconsiderately improved. What began as a straightforward bomber subsequently became a photographic reconnaissance platform, trainer, electronic-warfare aircraft, target tug and experimental test-bed: the military aviation equivalent of buying a very good coat and discovering that it also makes tea. The authors trace the Canberra through its many marks and modifications, its service with RAF squadrons and its operations around the world. It appeared in the tense skies of the Cold War, flew bombing and reconnaissance missions, set performance records and carried cameras into places where the owners of the landscape might not have appreciated the attention. Its long nose, bubble canopy and great straight wings became familiar wherever Britain still maintained an air base, strategic interest or slightly optimistic map shaded in pink. The Canberra was also a notable export success. It served with numerous overseas air forces, was built in Australia and was selected by the United States, where it emerged under licence as the Martin B-57. This was the unusual spectacle of the Americans deciding that a British aircraft was perfectly adequate and resisting the immediate urge to replace every component. In its various forms the Canberra saw service in conflicts and reconnaissance operations across several continents, proving itself adaptable, dependable and extremely reluctant to retire. Packed into 272 pages are photographs, technical detail, variant information and the sort of operational history in which a change to the nose glazing can occupy an enthusiast for a deeply satisfying afternoon. This is not merely a celebration of an attractive aeroplane but a thorough reference to its development, RAF service and overseas career, making it ideal for aviation historians, modellers and anyone who believes the designation B(I).8 is more informative than most modern conversation. Published by Midland Counties Publications in 1992, this copy is in Very Good condition. Like the Canberra itself, it has seen some time pass but remains impressively serviceable and ready for another detailed sortie. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7055/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-electric-canberra-jul-2026.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Midland Counties Publications 9780904597738 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7053 Deborah Harry - Platinum Blonde by Cathy Che Before Deborah Harry became the face of Blondie, she was a suburban New Jersey girl, secretary, waitress, Playboy Bunny and participant in New York’s assorted musical undergrounds. It was an admirably indirect route to international pop stardom, but considerably more interesting than attending a suitable college and filling in an application form. In Deborah Harry: Platinum Blonde, Cathay Che traces the making of a performer whose cool stare, peroxide hair and refusal to behave like a conventional female celebrity became almost as recognisable as the songs themselves. Written with Harry’s cooperation and drawing upon contributions from her friends, family and fellow musicians, the book follows her from her early life as an adopted child through the bohemian ferment of 1970s New York. There she encountered artists, musicians and cultural troublemakers, including Andy Warhol and William Burroughs, while gradually becoming part of the scene surrounding CBGB. This was a world of artistic ambition, limited funds and venues whose lavatories were presumably omitted from the tourist brochures. With guitarist Chris Stein, Harry formed Blondie, a group initially embraced by the punk and new-wave crowd before committing the suspicious offence of becoming enormously successful. Songs such as Heart of Glass, Sunday Girl, Atomic, The Tide Is High and Call Me moved freely between punk, pop, disco, reggae and electronic music, irritating purists in several genres at once. Harry also helped bring rap into the pop mainstream with Rapture, long before such a crossover could be discussed by marketing departments over mineral water. Che examines both the music and the image, including the curious tendency of the public to assume that Deborah Harry was called Blondie and that the other members of Blondie were decorative equipment. Harry became one of the defining visual icons of her era, but behind the photographs was a sharp, ambitious and self-aware performer navigating an industry delighted to sell female sexuality while remaining faintly alarmed when the woman concerned controlled it herself. The story also encompasses Blondie’s collapse, Harry’s solo career and acting work, her relationship with Stein and her devotion to him during his serious illness, as well as the group’s eventual reunion. Fame, fashion, illness, drugs, money and artistic survival all pass through these pages, accompanied by the vitality and occasional lunacy of downtown New York. Broad, candid and packed with anecdotes, Platinum Blonde offers a portrait of Harry as far more than a photogenic singer attached to some excellent records. It presents an artist who crossed musical boundaries, outlasted the culture that first labelled her and remained effortlessly cool while several generations attempted to reproduce the effect with hair dye and expensive sunglasses. Published by Andre Deutsch in 2001, this copy is in As New condition: appropriately immaculate, remarkably well preserved and showing fewer signs of age than the average member of the music industry. Small catalogue note: the author’s name is printed as Cathay Che, rather than Cathy Che. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7053/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/deborah-harry-platinum-blonde-jul-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Andre Deutsch 9780233999579 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7052 Bad News by Tom Fenton The news is supposed to tell us what is happening in the world, preferably before it becomes a catastrophe requiring theme music, animated graphics and a panel of six people shouting at one another. In Bad News: The Decline of Reporting, the Business of News, and the Danger to Us All, veteran CBS correspondent Tom Fenton argues that serious journalism has been steadily sacrificed to ratings, corporate profit and the discovery that celebrity mishaps are considerably cheaper to cover than complicated events in distant countries. Drawing upon decades spent reporting from Europe, the Middle East, Africa and the Soviet Union, Fenton describes the decline of the traditional foreign correspondent and the closing or weakening of overseas news bureaux. Experienced reporters might be watching dangerous political movements develop on the ground, but their reports still had to compete for airtime with domestic scandals, lifestyle features and stories involving attractive people who had temporarily misplaced their trousers. Fenton is particularly scathing about the failure of American television news to give sustained attention to al-Qaeda and international terrorism before the attacks of 11 September 2001. Correspondents had followed the organisation and understood that the threat was growing, but lengthy foreign reports were frequently judged too difficult, too expensive or insufficiently entertaining for network schedules. After the attacks, of course, foreign affairs suddenly became extremely interesting, demonstrating the curious editorial principle that prevention is dull but disaster makes excellent television. The book examines how news organisations became absorbed into large corporations, how public-service responsibilities gave way to commercial calculations and how reporting was increasingly replaced by presentation, commentary and reassuringly inexpensive studio discussion. Fenton’s complaint is not merely that television news has become shallower, but that a democracy cannot make sensible decisions if its citizens are fed an endless diet of spectacle, fear and conveniently simplified explanations. Part professional memoir and part furious warning from someone who spent a career watching the change from inside, Bad News is lively, informed and disconcertingly prescient. Published in 2005, it comes from the comparatively innocent era before social media, algorithmic outrage and everyone with a telephone became both a news organisation and its least reliable foreign correspondent. Readers may therefore find themselves wondering whether matters have improved. To assist with this inquiry, they may switch on almost any news channel. Published by ReganBooks, this copy is in As New condition. The physical book, unlike the industry it examines, appears to have suffered no noticeable decline in standards. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7052/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bad-news-jul-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books ReganBooks 9780060853952 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7051 Stock Image Amelia Earhart - What Really Happened at Howland by G Carrington Amelia Earhart’s disappearance has inspired enough theories to fill a small airport terminal, but in Amelia Earhart: What Really Happened at Howland, G. Carrington concentrates on the crucial final approach to the tiny Pacific island that Earhart and her navigator, Fred Noonan, were supposed to find—and spectacularly did not. On 2 July 1937, Earhart’s Lockheed Electra was approaching Howland after an exhausting flight from Lae, New Guinea. Waiting near the island was the US Coast Guard cutter Itasca, equipped to communicate with the aircraft and help guide it in. Earhart’s transmissions were received loudly enough to suggest that she was nearby, but she apparently could not hear the ship’s replies or obtain the radio bearing she desperately needed. It was an exceptionally unfortunate moment for two-way communication to become one-way communication. Drawing upon Coast Guard records, radio logs, navigational evidence and technical details of the flight, Carrington reconstructs the confused final hours and examines the planning, equipment and decisions behind them. Frequencies, fuel calculations, lines of position and conflicting messages all come under inspection. Howland itself was little more than a pale strip of land in an enormous blue wilderness, proving once again that there is a considerable difference between drawing a destination on a chart and actually seeing it through an aeroplane window after eighteen hours in the air. Carrington does not confine himself to the conventional conclusion that Earhart simply ran out of fuel and fell into the sea. He enters the more controversial territory surrounding the suggestion that the flight had an undisclosed intelligence purpose, involving Japanese-held islands and the possibility that Earhart and Noonan survived the immediate disappearance only to fall into Japanese hands. It is a dramatic theory, certainly, but one presented alongside a substantial accumulation of records, calculations and arguments for readers to assess rather than merely admire from a safe distance. The result is a densely researched and highly individual contribution to the Earhart debate: part aviation investigation, part navigational post-mortem and part challenge to the accepted story. It will appeal to readers interested in aviation history, Pacific intelligence, radio communication and historical mysteries in which every apparent answer is immediately pursued down the runway by several objections. Published by Britnav in 1993, this copy is in Good condition. Please note that “Stock Image” is not part of the title, merely a stray piece of bookselling furniture that appears to have wandered into the description. The book itself is very real, even if its conclusions concern an aeroplane that remains obstinately absent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7051/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/amelia-earhart-what-really-happened-at-howland-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Britnav 9780969317517 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7050 Amelia Earharts Shoes - Is the Mystery Solved by Thomas F King When Amelia Earhart and her navigator Fred Noonan disappeared over the Pacific in 1937, they left behind no confirmed wreckage, no final explanation and one of the twentieth century’s most industriously argued mysteries. In Amelia Earhart’s Shoes, Thomas F. King and his fellow investigators ask whether the answer might lie not beneath several miles of ocean but on the remote island of Nikumaroro—and whether a few battered artefacts, including fragments of a woman’s shoe, might have something rather important to say. The book follows the work of TIGHAR, the International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery, whose researchers developed the theory that Earhart did not immediately crash into the sea. Instead, they suggest that she and Noonan may have landed on the reef at Nikumaroro, transmitted distress calls while the aircraft remained accessible and then survived for a time as castaways. It is a considerably grimmer fate than secret employment by the Japanese, but it has the inconvenient advantage of being investigated through archaeology, archival records and physical evidence. King and his colleagues take the reader through expeditions, historical documents, radio analysis, searches of reefs and lagoons, and the forensic examination of objects recovered from the island. These include shoe parts, pieces of glass and the tangled history of human bones once found on Nikumaroro and subsequently mislaid—which seems rather careless when they might have settled one of aviation’s greatest mysteries. The search becomes a lesson in how historical investigation actually works: slowly, expensively and with every promising discovery immediately producing three further questions. Refreshingly, the authors do not pretend that every rusty object must have fallen directly from Amelia Earhart’s pocket. Their conclusions remain cautious, and the book is as much about the difficulties of proving a theory as it is about the theory itself. Evidence is examined, challenged and placed in context, allowing readers to decide whether the Nikumaroro hypothesis represents the solution, the best available possibility or simply another particularly well-equipped expedition into uncertainty. Part aviation history, part archaeological adventure and part detective story conducted in tropical heat, Amelia Earhart’s Shoes offers a fascinating account of serious researchers trying to extract a human story from radio signals, damaged artefacts and an island that has spent decades refusing to give a straightforward answer. It is ideal for readers interested in Earhart, forensic archaeology, lost aircraft and mysteries whose clues include footwear but regrettably no name label sewn inside. Published by AltaMira Press in 2001, this copy is in Very Good condition. The book has survived rather better than the evidence it describes, and unlike Earhart’s Electra, it has already been successfully located. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7050/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/amelia-earharts-shoes-jul-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AltaMira Press 9780759101302 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7049 A Waiting Dragon by David K Bowman Some mysteries quietly fade into history, while others acquire maps, radio transcripts, eyewitnesses, disputed photographs, suspicious islands and an apparently inexhaustible supply of people announcing that they have finally solved them. Amelia Earhart’s disappearance belongs firmly to the second category, and in A Waiting Dragon, David K. Bowman takes a fresh and decidedly audacious journey into one of aviation’s most durable puzzles. Earhart and her navigator, Fred Noonan, vanished over the central Pacific in July 1937 while attempting to fly around the world. The official explanation has generally been that their Lockheed Electra ran out of fuel and crashed into the sea near Howland Island. It is a perfectly sensible theory, which is precisely why generations of investigators have found it so unsatisfying. The Pacific is large, the surviving evidence is fragmentary and human beings are constitutionally incapable of accepting “probably fell into the ocean” when there might instead be secret landings, military involvement and a dragon waiting somewhere in the historical undergrowth. Bowman re-examines the disappearance and advances his own interpretation of what happened, challenging familiar assumptions and venturing into the more controversial territory surrounding Earhart’s final flight. This is not simply another account of a famous aviator who missed a very small island in a very large ocean. It is an attempt to assemble the scattered clues, contradictions and tantalising possibilities into a coherent alternative narrative—and perhaps wake something that conventional history would prefer to leave sleeping. The result is an intriguing addition to the extensive Earhart library, particularly suited to readers who already know the standard story and suspect that it may be only part of the story. Aviation enthusiasts, conspiracy connoisseurs and devoted students of twentieth-century mysteries will find plenty here to examine, debate and wave meaningfully at other people across the dinner table. Published by Vaga Books in 2017, this copy is in Good condition. The mystery remains unresolved, the dragon remains patient, and Amelia Earhart continues to generate more theories than most people manage confirmed appointments. Some mysteries quietly fade into history, while others acquire maps, radio transcripts, eyewitnesses, disputed photographs, suspicious islands and an apparently inexhaustible supply of people announcing that they have finally solved them. Amelia Earhart’s disappearance belongs firmly to the second category, and in A Waiting Dragon, David K. Bowman takes a fresh and decidedly audacious journey into one of aviation’s most durable puzzles. Earhart and her navigator, Fred Noonan, vanished over the central Pacific in July 1937 while attempting to fly around the world. The official explanation has generally been that their Lockheed Electra ran out of fuel and crashed into the sea near Howland Island. It is a perfectly sensible theory, which is precisely why generations of investigators have found it so unsatisfying. The Pacific is large, the surviving evidence is fragmentary and human beings are constitutionally incapable of accepting “probably fell into the ocean” when there might instead be secret landings, military involvement and a dragon waiting somewhere in the historical undergrowth. Bowman re-examines the disappearance and advances his own interpretation of what happened, challenging familiar assumptions and venturing into the more controversial territory surrounding Earhart’s final flight. This is not simply another account of a famous aviator who missed a very small island in a very large ocean. It is an attempt to assemble the scattered clues, contradictions and tantalising possibilities into a coherent alternative narrative—and perhaps wake something that conventional history would prefer to leave sleeping. The result is an intriguing addition to the extensive Earhart library, particularly suited to readers who already know the standard story and suspect that it may be only part of the story. Aviation enthusiasts, conspiracy connoisseurs and devoted students of twentieth-century mysteries will find plenty here to examine, debate and wave meaningfully at other people across the dinner table. Published by Vaga Books in 2017, this copy is in Good condition. The mystery remains unresolved, the dragon remains patient, and Amelia Earhart continues to generate more theories than most people manage confirmed appointments. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7049/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-waiting-dragon-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vaga Books 9781548057510 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7047 Mackintosh Architecture by Jackie Cooper Small credit clarification: Jackie Cooper is the editor of this volume; it also features a foreword by David Dunster and an introduction by Barbara Bernard. Charles Rennie Mackintosh had the inconvenient habit of designing almost everything he encountered. Buildings, rooms, furniture, fittings, stained glass and lettering all received his attention, presumably because leaving an ordinary chair untransformed would have represented an intolerable surrender to mediocrity. Edited by Jackie Cooper, Mackintosh Architecture presents the complete buildings and a selection of projects by one of Scotland’s most distinctive architects. Published by Academy Editions, it brings Mackintosh’s architectural work together in a substantial visual survey, allowing readers to move beyond the familiar elongated roses and discover the formidable buildings in which his decorative imagination was given walls, windows and plumbing. Mackintosh emerged from late nineteenth-century Glasgow, a city then rich in industry, soot, commerce and people requiring places in which to conduct all three. From this vigorous environment he developed an architecture combining Scottish tradition, Arts and Crafts principles, Art Nouveau, modern geometry and an apparent determination never to place a window exactly where a conventional builder might expect one. Among the celebrated works represented are the Glasgow School of Art, Hill House, Scotland Street School and Mackintosh’s remarkable tea-room interiors. These buildings demonstrate his ability to combine severe external forms with interiors of startling delicacy. From the street, a Mackintosh building may appear to be contemplating Presbyterianism; inside, it has secretly arranged flowers. The Glasgow School of Art remains his architectural masterpiece: bold, functional, asymmetrical and filled with carefully orchestrated light. Mackintosh treated windows not merely as holes required by building regulations but as active parts of the composition. Walls, staircases, furniture and fittings work together so completely that moving a chair six inches might feel like an attack upon the entire artistic programme. Hill House shows the domestic side of the same vision, although “domestic” here does not mean allowing the occupants to buy whatever curtains happened to be on offer. Mackintosh and his wife, the artist Margaret Macdonald, helped create a total environment in which architecture, furniture and decoration formed a unified whole. The fortunate resident received a house; the less fortunate resident discovered that replacing a lampshade required consultation with the architect. The volume also includes selected unrealised projects, revealing the breadth of Mackintosh’s ambition and the cruel habit of architecture to remain on paper when clients, money or practical circumstances fail to cooperate. Drawings and plans show ideas that were never built, leaving them permanently protected from damp, alterations and committees proposing tasteful PVC replacement windows. Through photographs, plans and architectural documentation, the book allows the reader to examine Mackintosh’s buildings as designed objects rather than merely attractive cultural landmarks. His handling of mass, line, proportion and light can be studied alongside the decorative details for which he is so widely known. Mackintosh’s architecture feels simultaneously rooted in Scotland and startlingly modern. Baronial forms and traditional materials coexist with stripped surfaces, abstract geometry and interiors that anticipate later European Modernism. He belonged to Art Nouveau, but never quite behaved himself within it. His career was not a smooth procession of applause and commissions. Professional disappointments, financial difficulties and changing fashions restricted his later architectural work. Like many innovators, Mackintosh enjoyed the historical privilege of being insufficiently appreciated while alive and exhaustively celebrated once unable to benefit from the gift shop. This book is consequently more than a parade of beautiful interiors. It traces a body of work that helped reshape modern architecture and design, demonstrating how a relatively small number of completed buildings could exert an influence far beyond Glasgow. Mackintosh proved that architecture could be practical, symbolic, austere and decorative at once—provided somebody sufficiently obsessive was allowed to design the doorknobs. An excellent choice for architects, designers, students, Mackintosh admirers and anyone who has ever suspected that their own home would be vastly improved by a ladder-backed chair too elegant to sit on. It is equally suitable for the armchair visitor wishing to inspect Scotland’s architectural treasures without encountering rain. This copy is in Very Good condition, showing only modest evidence of previous ownership and remaining clean, https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7047/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mackintosh-architecture-jul-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Academy Editions 9781854900142 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7046 20 Hours 40 Min - Our Flight in the Friendship by Amelia Earhart In 1928, crossing the Atlantic by aeroplane was not yet a tiresome interval between buying perfume and waiting beside a baggage carousel. It was an undertaking involving unreliable weather reports, experimental machinery, primitive navigation and the distinct possibility that neither aircraft nor passengers would ever be seen again. Into this reassuring environment stepped Amelia Earhart. 20 Hrs., 40 Min.: Our Flight in the Friendship is Earhart’s own account of the transatlantic journey that made her internationally famous. Originally published in 1928 and reissued by National Geographic in 2003 for the flight’s seventy-fifth anniversary, it captures aviation at the wonderfully reckless stage when a successful landing still qualified as major international news. The Friendship was a Fokker trimotor piloted by Wilmer “Bill” Stultz, with Louis “Slim” Gordon serving as mechanic and co-pilot. Earhart travelled as the third member of the crew and kept the flight log, becoming the first woman to cross the Atlantic by air. She later described herself, with characteristic honesty, as little more than “a sack of potatoes” during the crossing because she had not piloted the aircraft. It was possibly the most famous sack of potatoes of the twentieth century. The aircraft departed from Trepassey Harbour in Newfoundland on 17 June 1928 and, following a long encounter with fog, wind, fuel calculations and the Atlantic Ocean, landed at Burry Port in South Wales. The journey took the celebrated twenty hours and forty minutes of the title—approximately the length of a modern budget-airline delay, but with considerably less certainty that refreshments would arrive. Earhart combines a record of the flight with recollections of her childhood, her discovery of aviation and the unusual path that led her into the cockpit. She writes directly and without excessive heroics, conveying both the exhilaration of flying and the practical discomforts of early aircraft, which offered passengers all the luxury of a garden shed being pushed through a thunderstorm. There are log entries made during the crossing, observations about the preparations and descriptions of the curious experience of becoming famous almost immediately upon landing. Earhart had crossed an ocean, reporters had acquired a story and the machinery of celebrity swung into action before anyone had been given sufficient time to find a hot bath. Yet Earhart repeatedly acknowledges Stultz and Gordon, resisting attempts to present herself as the sole heroic figure. She knew that she had been selected partly because she was a woman who looked sufficiently like the recently celebrated Charles Lindbergh to be marketed as “Lady Lindy.” It was not the most subtle piece of publicity, but subtlety had apparently been left behind to save weight. The book also considers women’s place in aviation at a time when many people regarded female pilots as an amusing temporary disturbance. Earhart discusses the obstacles they faced and argues for their participation with calm confidence. Her achievement may initially have depended upon being taken across the Atlantic by two male pilots, but she soon proved herself independently, becoming the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic in 1932. Read today, the book offers more than a narrative of one famous journey. It preserves the atmosphere of aviation’s pioneering age, when every long-distance flight was partly an engineering experiment, partly a publicity event and partly a spirited disagreement with mortality. Maps were basic, instruments limited and weather forecasting optimistic enough to qualify as fiction. Earhart’s personality is present throughout: practical, modest, observant and quietly determined. The later mystery of her disappearance has inevitably overshadowed much of her life, but this book allows her to speak before legend swallowed the person. Here she is not a historical riddle or a face in a documentary; she is an ambitious young aviator considering what flight could mean for women and for a world suddenly becoming smaller. This National Geographic Adventure Classics edition enhances Earhart’s original narrative with historic photographs and a specially prepared flight map, placing the journey in its geographical and technological context. It is therefore both an absorbing first-person memoir and an attractive piece of aviation history, suitable for readers who enjoy pioneering flight, remarkable women, travel writing and machinery held together by confidence. It may also reassure nervous modern passengers. However unpleasant one’s flight becomes, it probably includes pressurisation, satellite navigation and a pilot who does not need to peer through fog in the hope that Wales will eventually appear. This copy is in Good condition, showing normal evidence of previous ownership but remaining sound, presentable and perfectly f https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7046/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/20-hours-40-min-our-flight-in-the-friendship-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books National Geographic 9780792233763 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7045 John Buchan - A Memoir by John Buchan Important correction: ISBN 9780245542572 is John Buchan: A Memoir by William Buchan, John Buchan’s son—not by John Buchan himself. The 1985 Harrap edition is a reprint of William’s family memoir. John Buchan was a novelist, historian, lawyer, publisher, politician, diplomat and Governor General of Canada, apparently having concluded at an early age that one career was an admission of defeat. To millions of readers he remains the creator of Richard Hannay and The Thirty-Nine Steps; to William Buchan, however, he was also simply his father—a familiar domestic figure who occasionally paused between writing books and administering parts of the British Empire to participate in family life. In John Buchan: A Memoir, William Buchan offers an affectionate and unusually intimate portrait of the man behind the celebrated public career. This is not the work of a biographer peering sternly at a mountain of official correspondence, but the recollection of a son who saw Buchan away from podiums, government offices and literary dinners, when the great man was not being photographed looking as though he had just uncovered an international conspiracy. Born in Perth in 1875 and raised in the household of a Free Church minister, John Buchan rose from comparatively modest beginnings to become one of the most industrious figures of his generation. He studied at Glasgow and Oxford, worked in South Africa, entered publishing and politics, produced histories and biographies, wrote an apparently inexhaustible supply of fiction, and eventually became Lord Tweedsmuir and Governor General of Canada. Most people would consider any three of these achievements a satisfactory life. Buchan treated them as items to be completed before lunch. William Buchan concentrates particularly upon his father’s personal character and family relationships, presenting a warmer and more rounded figure than the brisk imperial statesman or master of the chase thriller familiar from public reputation. Here is Buchan as husband, parent, friend and host: a man of deep religious conviction, broad sympathies, formidable energy and an almost medically concerning capacity for work. The memoir draws upon William’s childhood memories and his close knowledge of the family, giving readers access to details that official documents rarely preserve. Political appointments and literary triumphs are present, but so are private habits, household rhythms, illnesses, holidays and the countless small incidents through which a famous person becomes recognisably human. Naturally, the literary career cannot be avoided. Buchan wrote novels, short stories, biographies, histories, essays and poetry while maintaining several other full-time occupations, presumably because sleep struck him as insufficiently constructive. William considers the imagination and values behind the books, helping to explain why Buchan’s adventures combine breathless pursuits with Scottish landscapes, moral seriousness and gentlemen who can identify danger from the behaviour of a distant grouse. Readers interested primarily in Richard Hannay will discover the wider personality behind the fictional hero. Buchan shared something of Hannay’s resilience, loyalty and attachment to landscape, although his own enemies were generally deadlines rather than sinister foreign agents with unusual eyes. His thrillers were only one portion of a literary life encompassing scholarship, history and an enduring fascination with Scotland. As a son’s account, the book is inevitably affectionate. William does not approach his subject with a sharpened psychological scalpel or the gleeful expectation of uncovering a locked cupboard full of disgrace. Instead, he writes with understanding, respect and the quiet authority of someone who knew the difference between the public monument and the man who came home for dinner. That intimacy is the memoir’s particular strength. John Buchan’s achievements were so extensive that an ordinary biography can begin to resemble an annual report from an unusually successful civilisation. William restores proportion by showing the private individual moving behind the appointments, honours and publication lists. The result is both a family memoir and a valuable contribution to Buchan studies: personal without becoming merely sentimental, informative without transforming its subject into a sequence of dates, committees and editions. It offers a revealing companion to Buchan’s own autobiography, Memory Hold-the-Door, supplying the perspective naturally omitted from any self-portrait—the view from elsewhere in the house. This is an appealing book for admirers of John Buchan, students of twentieth-century literature, readers interested in British public life and anyone fascinated by people who somehow managed to combine successful literary careers with the administration of nations. It may also leave the ave https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7045/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/john-buchan-a-memoir-jul-2026.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harrap 9780245542572 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7044 The Island of Sheep by John Buchan Richard Hannay has reached his fifties and is enjoying the dignified life of a country gentleman, which mainly consists of remembering former adventures and detecting faint signs that civilisation is about to collapse. He has survived spies, conspiracies, kidnappings and The Thirty-Nine Steps, and might reasonably expect to spend his remaining years sailing, shooting and complaining about modern politics. Unfortunately, an oath made decades earlier has returned to collect. First published in 1936, The Island of Sheep is the fifth and final Richard Hannay novel, bringing back John Buchan’s celebrated hero for one last expedition into the brisk northern air. The adventure begins with memories of Hannay’s early days as a mining engineer in Africa, when he and his companions helped a wealthy Danish prospector named Haraldsen and solemnly promised to protect him—or his descendants—against a collection of deeply unpleasant business associates. Many years later, Haraldsen’s son appears in Britain under threat from men who believe he possesses the secret of a great treasure. Hannay therefore gathers the old firm: Sandy Arbuthnot, now magnificently disguised as a respectable peer; the adventurous Lombard; and various dependable people capable of recognising danger from the way a stranger holds his umbrella. Hannay’s teenage son, Peter John, also becomes involved, demonstrating that peril, like the family estate, can be passed efficiently from one generation to the next. The trail leads northwards through England and Scotland and eventually to the isolated Island of Sheep, situated somewhere in Buchan’s romantic “Norlands” and plainly inspired by the Faroe Islands. It is a landscape of cliffs, seabirds, ancient sagas and weather determined to remove visitors from the premises. There, Hannay and his allies must defend Haraldsen and his daughter against a gang of international villains led by the sinister Jacques D’Ingraville. Despite its pastoral title, The Island of Sheep contains remarkably little tranquil sheep appreciation. There are pursuits, disguises, secret identities, abductions, escapes, a hostile trawler, an impending siege and a formidable hawk named Morag. Anyone approaching the book in search of gentle agricultural reminiscence may be startled by the frequency with which criminals appear on the horizon. Buchan combines the machinery of the classic thriller with Norse legend, ancestral loyalty and a deep affection for wild landscapes. His characters do not merely agree to help one another; they make ancient promises, invoke sagas and head towards remote islands where honour can be tested properly, well away from telephones and inconvenient legal procedures. Hannay is older here, but he has not become notably more cautious. He may reflect upon age, memory and the changing world, yet the arrival of danger immediately restores his appetite for action. Retirement, in Buchan’s universe, is simply the interval between conspiracies. There is also a generational element to this final adventure. Peter John and the young Anna Haraldsen are not merely pieces of luggage requiring rescue; they possess courage and resourcefulness of their own. The old adventurers may still command the operation, but the younger characters suggest that Britain will continue to produce capable amateur intelligence agents even after Hannay has finally been persuaded to remain indoors. As always with Buchan, coincidences occur with the punctuality of scheduled trains. Old acquaintances appear just when required, villains reveal themselves by being insufficiently English, and every apparently harmless encounter carries the possibility of international intrigue. It is all gloriously improbable, but conducted with such confidence and narrative momentum that objecting would feel rather unsporting. Beneath the adventure lies a wistful farewell to Hannay and his world—a world built upon friendship, personal honour and the belief that a small band of determined gentlemen can defeat organised villainy provided they have maps, stout footwear and no meaningful supervision. Modern readers may occasionally raise an eyebrow at Buchan’s attitudes and assumptions, but the storytelling remains vigorous, atmospheric and tremendously entertaining. This Penguin edition offers a splendid concluding outing for readers already acquainted with Richard Hannay, while remaining accessible to newcomers who do not mind meeting the hero at the point when his past begins arriving all at once. It is an ideal read for admirers of traditional British thrillers, Scottish landscapes, nautical peril, old-fashioned adventure and sheep whose island has become involved in matters far beyond its constitutional responsibilities. This copy is in Near Fine condition, showing only the most minor evidence that it has previously existed in the physical world. Clean, sound and remarkably https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7044/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-island-of-sheep-jul-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140011319 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7043 Secret Classrooms - An Untold Story of the Cold War by Geoffrey Elliott Small bibliographical note: this was co-written by Geoffrey Elliott and Harold Shukman, although some listings credit Elliott alone. The Cold War was not fought entirely by trench-coated spies exchanging microfilm beneath dripping railway bridges. Some of it took place in chilly classrooms, where bewildered National Servicemen attempted to master Russian verbs while quietly wondering how cleaning boots and conjugating the future perfect would prevent the collapse of Western civilisation. In Secret Classrooms, Geoffrey Elliott and Harold Shukman uncover the remarkable story of the Joint Services School for Linguists, established when the British authorities realised that keeping an eye on the Soviet Union would be considerably easier if somebody could understand what the Soviets were saying. The solution was wonderfully British: identify thousands of bright young conscripts, send them to camps at places including Coulsdon, Bodmin and Crail, and teach them intensive Russian under conditions designed to make Siberia seem faintly welcoming. Between 1951 and 1960, around 5,000 National Servicemen passed through this peculiar Cold War institution. Many were trained to translate intercepted communications for signals intelligence; others were prepared for interpretation, interrogation and related activities that officials preferred not to discuss over tea. The Soviet press denounced the establishment as a spy school, which was unfair only in the sense that it was also a grammar school with uniforms, military discipline and rather more knowledge of tank components than the average sixth form. The teaching was rigorous, the testing relentless and the consequences of failure alarmingly practical: students who could not cope might be returned to ordinary military duties. Faced with the choice between mastering Russian declensions and being sent somewhere to march through mud, the human brain apparently became astonishingly receptive. The instructors included émigrés from Russia and Eastern Europe, many of whom had first-hand experience of the world their pupils were being trained to monitor. Their classrooms brought together displaced intellectuals, reluctant servicemen, future intelligence specialists and a surprisingly distinguished collection of young men who would later become major figures in British cultural life. Among the school’s alumni were Alan Bennett, Michael Frayn, Dennis Potter, historian Martin Gilbert and theatre director Peter Hall. Evidently, if the object was to defeat Soviet communism, Britain’s secret weapon was to train a generation of playwrights to pronounce “tractor factory” with impeccable accuracy. Drawing upon memories, archival research and the recollections of former students, Elliott and Shukman recreate a forgotten corner of National Service in which military absurdity existed alongside genuine intellectual achievement. The students endured inspections, regulations and institutional discomfort, yet many emerged able to read, translate and interpret a notoriously difficult language after an extraordinarily concentrated period of study. It was immersive learning, helped along by the useful educational incentive that one’s alternative career involved rifles. The book also shows how profoundly the experience shaped its graduates. Some went into intelligence, diplomacy or academia; others carried Russian literature and culture into publishing, journalism, broadcasting and the theatre. What began as an urgent national-security programme produced an informal network of linguists whose influence spread through post-war British life—rather more successfully, perhaps, than most committees established by the Ministry of Defence. Secret Classrooms is part military history, part collective memoir and part account of an educational experiment that would now require seventeen consultations, a safeguarding policy and a motivational app. It captures both the seriousness of the Cold War and the peculiarly makeshift character of Britain’s response: immense geopolitical danger addressed through National Service, strong tea and vocabulary tests conducted in converted military buildings. This is an engaging choice for readers interested in espionage, signals intelligence, National Service, Russian studies or the strange machinery of post-war Britain. It is not a catalogue of glamorous undercover operations, but the story of the people who supplied the vital linguistic skills behind them—the men who listened, translated and occasionally discovered that an ominous burst of Soviet radio traffic concerned nothing more sinister than agricultural production figures. The result is an affectionate, informative and often amusing history of an institution that was officially important, widely misunderstood and subsequently almost forgotten. It proves that one of the Cold War’s quieter battlefields contained no missiles https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7043/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/secret-classrooms-jul-2026.jpg 6.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Ermins Press 9781903608135 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7042 US Military Aircraft Designations And Serials 1909 to 1979 by Jon M Andrade For anyone who has ever looked at “F-4,” “B-17,” or “C-47” and thought, “Splendid—but what bureaucratic sorcery produced that?”, John M. Andrade’s US Military Aircraft Designations and Serials: 1909 to 1979 is here to escort you into the surprisingly complicated filing cabinet of American military aviation. Covering seventy years of aircraft designations and serial numbers, this formidable reference work charts the bureaucratic evolution of America’s military flying machines—from the fragile contraptions of 1909, when aviation was largely canvas, wire and unreasonable optimism, to the formidable jets of 1979, when aircraft had become faster, deadlier and considerably more expensive to misfile. Andrade brings order to an enormous flock of fighters, bombers, transports, trainers, reconnaissance aircraft and assorted airborne oddities. Army, Air Force and naval designation systems are laid out and decoded, allowing readers to discover why one aircraft might change its name, number or prefix without changing the inconvenient fact that it was still essentially the same aeroplane. It is aviation history viewed through the stern spectacles of official nomenclature. There are serials. There are designations. There are redesignations. There are prefixes, suffixes and strings of letters that look as though someone dropped a typewriter down a staircase. Happily, Andrade knows what they mean. The result is an invaluable guide for historians, researchers, aircraft modellers, serial-number detectives and anyone whose idea of an exciting evening involves finally identifying that barely visible machine in the background of a grainy wartime photograph. This is not a glossy collection of heroic pilots staring meaningfully into the middle distance. Nor is it an action-packed account of dogfights, daring raids or moustaches surviving at altitude. It is something rarer: a serious, densely packed reference book devoted to ensuring that every machine is correctly identified before anyone begins arguing about it. Its coverage stretches from aviation’s pioneering years through two world wars, Korea, Vietnam and the Cold War, encompassing an era in which aircraft progressed from tentative airborne furniture to supersonic weapon systems. Along the way, the American armed forces repeatedly reorganised their naming conventions, presumably because operating thousands of aircraft was not complicated enough already. For the aviation enthusiast, this book is a navigational instrument. For the modeller, it is protection against applying the right markings to the wrong variant and being quietly judged at the club meeting. For the writer, curator or researcher, it is the sort of dependable volume that settles arguments with the impersonal authority of a stamped government form. It is also ideal for readers who enjoy lists—not merely ordinary lists, but disciplined formations of letters and numbers marching across the page with military precision. Read it from cover to cover if you possess uncommon stamina, or keep it close at hand for those urgent moments when you simply must know where one designation series ended and another bureaucratic adventure began. Published by Midland Counties Publications, this is the sort of specialised reference work the internet claims to have replaced, right up until six websites contradict one another and somebody confidently identifies a trainer as a strategic bomber. A physical book does not demand cookies, open twelve advertising windows or ask whether you would like notifications. It simply sits there, quietly knowing things. A splendid acquisition for the aircraft obsessive, military historian, modeller or collector of serious aviation references—and a terrible gift for anyone hoping for a light romantic comedy involving stewardesses. This copy is in As New condition: clean, exceptionally well preserved and apparently spared the traditional hardships of workshop benches, oily fingerprints and late-night serial-number investigations. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the company name remains magnificently less impressive than the stock. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7042/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/us-military-aircraft-designations-and-serials-jul-2027.jpg 35.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Midland Counties Publications 9780904597226 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7041 Air Power by Asher Lee This 1957 copy appears to be the second edition of a book first published in 1955. By 1957, military aviation had advanced from canvas-covered machines firing pistols across the cockpit to jet bombers capable of delivering nuclear weapons across continents. This was impressive technical progress, although civilisation’s broader progress remained open to review. In Air Power, Wing Commander Asher Lee examines how aircraft transformed warfare and what their growing reach, speed and destructive capacity meant for the uneasy world of the 1950s. Lee brought unusual authority to the subject. During and after the Second World War, he became a noted British expert on the German Air Force, studying its organisation, doctrine and failure with such intensity that he was reputed to know more about the Luftwaffe than some of the people running it. The standard was not necessarily as high as it sounds, but his knowledge was formidable. The book surveys the development of military air power and the arguments surrounding its use. Aircraft began as reconnaissance tools, then acquired bombs, guns and increasingly confident supporters who predicted they would make armies and navies obsolete. Armies and navies responded by acquiring aircraft of their own and continuing to submit budget requests. The First World War demonstrated the potential of aviation for reconnaissance, air combat and bombing, but it also encouraged theorists to imagine fleets striking directly at the enemy’s cities and industries. Air power appeared capable of leaping over trenches, fortifications and field armies to reach the centres of national life. Geography had not disappeared, but it had become increasingly nervous. Between the wars, air-power advocates argued that bombing could break civilian morale and bring rapid victory. The bomber, they claimed, would always get through. This proposition was sufficiently alarming to encourage larger bomber forces, improved fighters, radar, anti-aircraft guns and civil-defence preparations—all of which complicated the original proposition without making anyone more relaxed. The Second World War supplied the vast practical test. Air forces fought for control of the sky, supported armies and fleets, attacked transport and industry, defended cities and conducted strategic bombing on an unprecedented scale. Lee examines the lessons of these campaigns, including the uncomfortable distance between theoretical precision and the places where bombs actually landed. The Battle of Britain demonstrated the value of fighters, radar, command systems and integrated air defence. The subsequent bombing offensives against Germany and Japan displayed both the immense power and the severe limitations of strategic air attack. Aircraft could devastate cities and industries, but predicting the political and military effect remained less exact than calculating the bomb load. Air power at sea also changed the balance between aircraft and capital ships. Carriers extended aviation across oceans, while land-based aircraft threatened fleets previously accustomed to regarding the horizon as sufficient warning. Admirals discovered that armour designed to resist shells offered limited reassurance when the attack arrived from directly above. Tactical aviation became indispensable to land warfare. Fighters and light bombers attacked troops, armour, communications and supplies, helping mobile armies advance and making movement in daylight increasingly hazardous. This required close cooperation between air and ground commanders, traditionally achievable after both had exhausted several alternatives and agreed upon terminology. By the time of Lee’s second edition, the Korean War had further demonstrated the importance of air superiority, interdiction and close support in a limited conflict. Jet fighters met in combat, helicopters expanded their battlefield role and strategic bombers operated beneath the shadow of nuclear escalation. It was modern war conducted under rules designed chiefly to prevent it from becoming even more modern. Nuclear weapons transformed every discussion. The atomic bomb appeared to make strategic air power decisive while simultaneously raising the possibility that a future great-power war would be too destructive to produce a meaningful victor. Air forces became central to deterrence: they existed to deliver weapons whose principal strategic purpose was never to be delivered. This was presented as stability and, compared with the available alternatives, perhaps was. Long-range bombers stood at the centre of early Cold War nuclear strategy. Their range, readiness and ability to penetrate enemy defences were matters of national survival. Yet fighters, radar networks and surface-to-air weapons continually improved, ensuring that every expensive offensive system generated an equally expensive defensive response. Guided missiles we https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7041/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/air-power-jul-2026.jpg 3.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gerald Duckworth and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7040 Development and Employment of Fixed-Wing Gunships 1962-1972 by Jack S Ballard The fixed-wing gunship began with an apparently unreasonable proposition: take an elderly transport aircraft, install machine guns pointing sideways and fly in circles above the target. Conventional wisdom suggested that an aeroplane should point its weapons towards whatever it intended to shoot. Experience in Vietnam suggested that conventional wisdom had overlooked the usefulness of geometry. In Development and Employment of Fixed-Wing Gunships, 1962–1972, Jack S. Ballard traces the creation and combat history of one of the United States Air Force’s most distinctive weapon systems. Published by the Office of Air Force History, this is a detailed official study of the experiments, improvisations and operational demands that produced the AC-47, AC-119 and AC-130 gunships. The central concept was deceptively simple. A pilot would place the aircraft into a banked orbit around a point on the ground while guns mounted along the side fired inward. By maintaining a pylon turn, the aircraft could keep a continuous stream of fire concentrated within a relatively small area. The gunship therefore flew around its target rather than over it, converting an old transport into something resembling an airborne revolving door fitted with miniguns. The idea had roots in earlier experiments, but the particular demands of the war in Southeast Asia gave it urgency. Isolated forts, villages and outposts frequently came under attack at night. Fast jets could deliver enormous firepower but had limited time over the battlefield and could struggle to identify friendly positions in darkness. What defenders needed was an aircraft able to remain overhead, illuminate the area and apply accurate fire for an extended period. Early trials under Project Tailchaser used a Convair C-131 to prove that side-firing weapons could be aimed effectively during an orbit. The experiments were improvised, inexpensive and sufficiently successful to create institutional concern. Military organisations are accustomed to costly development programmes; a useful idea assembled quickly from existing equipment can be more disruptive. The first operational gunship was the AC-47, developed from the Douglas C-47 Skytrain—the military descendant of an airliner already old enough to possess wartime memories. Armed with rapid-firing miniguns and equipped to drop flares, it became known officially as Spooky and unofficially as Puff the Magic Dragon. The cheerful nickname described an aircraft capable of placing a dense stream of tracer fire around a besieged position, proving that military humour enjoys contrast. AC-47s defended hamlets and bases, supported troops in contact and provided night fire over areas where enemy forces expected darkness to offer protection. Their long endurance allowed crews to remain with ground units during prolonged attacks. To friendly soldiers, the circling aircraft could be a profoundly reassuring presence; to anyone approaching the perimeter with hostile intentions, the reassurance was distributed unevenly. Ballard examines how combat experience drove continuous modification. Crews, engineers and development teams exchanged information between Southeast Asia and the United States, identifying problems and producing rapid solutions. Weapons, sights, sensors and operating procedures evolved through the useful but hazardous process of testing equipment while the opposition was actively testing it in return. Demand soon exceeded the available AC-47 force, leading to the conversion of Fairchild C-119 Flying Boxcars. The AC-119G Shadow was designed principally for close support and base defence, while the more heavily equipped AC-119K Stinger added jet engines, improved sensors and heavier armament for truck hunting and interdiction. The old cargo aircraft had acquired a new career because retirement planning is unreliable during a war. The Lockheed AC-130 Spectre represented a much more sophisticated development. Based on the C-130 Hercules, it combined greater payload and endurance with advanced night-observation equipment, fire-control systems and increasingly powerful weapons. Miniguns and cannon turned the aircraft into a stable firing platform capable of locating and attacking vehicles along the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Interdiction in Laos became one of the gunship’s major missions. North Vietnamese trucks moved supplies south through a concealed network of roads, tracks and storage areas, often operating at night. AC-130 crews used sensors to find traffic beneath darkness and vegetation, then orbited while engaging it. The resulting contest involved machines designed to hide on the ground and a machine designed to remain overhead until hiding ceased to be persuasive. The book follows the expansion of armament from rifle-calibre miniguns to 20mm and 40mm cannon, giving later gunships a level of firepower unimaginable aboard the original C-4 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7040/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/development-and-employment-of-fixed-wing-gunships-jul-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Office of Air Force History no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7039 Science Fiction Film Source Book by David Wingrove Film science fiction has given humanity journeys through time, invasions from Mars, intelligent machines, radioactive monsters and several opportunities to discover that the impressive new research facility should never have been switched on. The Science Fiction Film Source Book attempts to bring this unruly cinematic universe into one reference volume, thereby undertaking a task only slightly less ambitious than constructing a working time machine. Edited by David Wingrove, the book provides an extensive guide to science-fiction cinema from the silent era to the mid-1980s. It ranges from recognised classics and large-scale studio productions to low-budget films in which alien worlds were represented by a quarry, a smoke machine and three performers sharing one monster costume. The main reference section supplies individual film entries containing plot summaries and production information, including directors and producers. This makes the book useful both for locating half-remembered films and for confirming that the bewildering story one recalls from late-night television was not produced by a fever. The summaries cover the familiar subjects of science-fiction cinema: space travel, robots, alien invasion, nuclear catastrophe, time travel, scientific experiments, dystopian societies and monsters enlarged through radiation or optimistic special-effects budgets. Mad scientists are especially well represented, having contributed enormously to film history while maintaining disappointing laboratory safety standards. Early cinema established many of the genre’s enduring images before filmmakers possessed sound, colour or computers. Rockets reached the Moon, mechanical beings appeared and futuristic cities rose from studio floors. The technology was primitive by modern standards, but imagination has always enjoyed working considerably beyond the equipment supplied. The atomic age gave science-fiction cinema a fresh supply of anxieties. Radiation created giant insects, resurrected prehistoric creatures and encouraged ordinary animals to develop an immediate hostility towards major population centres. Governments responded with soldiers, scientists and the persistent belief that firing conventional weapons at a fifty-foot monster would eventually improve matters. The Cold War brought alien infiltrators, flying saucers and visions of civilisation destroyed by technology or political conformity. Sometimes the invaders arrived openly in enormous machines; sometimes they looked exactly like the neighbours. The second possibility was cheaper to film and produced a useful atmosphere of national suspicion. Space exploration widened the scenery, while films such as 2001: A Space Odyssey treated the genre with visual grandeur and philosophical seriousness. Other productions continued to feature rubber creatures pursuing astronauts through corridors. Science fiction is a generous form capable of accommodating cosmic transcendence and an alien whose zip is visible from behind. By the late 1970s and early 1980s, films such as Star Wars, Alien and Blade Runner had demonstrated very different possibilities for the genre. Space adventure could become spectacular popular entertainment; extraterrestrial life could become an employment hazard; and futuristic cities could combine technological brilliance with rain, overcrowding and inadequate street cleaning. Wingrove’s judgements are informative but not worshipful. Some films receive admiration, others brisk dismissal, and questionable productions are not rescued merely because their spaceships have acquired nostalgic charm. The entries offer plenty for readers to agree with, dispute or denounce while standing beside the science-fiction shelf. The book also explores the people who created the genre, recognising that films do not emerge fully formed from mysterious studio machinery. Directors, writers, producers, designers and special-effects artists all contributed to the development of science-fiction cinema. Their collective challenge was to make the impossible visible before the budget department noticed what had been promised. Adaptations from science-fiction literature receive attention, allowing readers to compare novels with the films derived from them. Cinema has always treated source material with respect, provided respect does not interfere with running time, casting, explosions or the opportunity to give the story an entirely different ending. Additional reference material includes a chronology of significant films, information about the creators of science-fiction cinema, adaptations arranged by literary author and contemporary rental figures. These sections offer a broader picture of the genre’s development and commercial history. Artistic reputation is one measurement of success; persuading large numbers of people to purchase tickets remains the one favoured by studios. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7039/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-science-fiction-film-source-book-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582892392 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7038 Science Fiction Source Book by David Wingrove Small correction: Good is the condition; the publisher is Longman. David Wingrove is the editor rather than the sole author, as the book contains contributions from several prominent science-fiction writers and critics. Science fiction has imagined galactic empires, immortal humans, sentient planets and machines capable of thinking independently. It has also produced thousands of books with nearly identical pictures of spaceships on their covers, leaving the ordinary reader to wonder which particular future is worth entering. The Science Fiction Source Book arrives with maps, recommendations and a large supply of opinions. Edited by David Wingrove, this ambitious reference volume combines a history of science fiction, an examination of its principal subgenres, essays by working writers and a vast guide to authors and books. It is part literary companion, part reading list and part emergency navigation system for anyone who has become lost somewhere between Isaac Asimov and Roger Zelazny. Brian Aldiss begins with a concise history of the genre, tracing its development from early speculative literature through scientific romance, pulp magazines, the Golden Age and the more experimental fiction of the post-war decades. The journey demonstrates that science fiction existed long before bookshops decided precisely which shelf should contain it. The historical section considers how writers responded to industrialisation, scientific discovery, world war, nuclear weapons, space travel and changing ideas about humanity’s future. Every technological advance supplied possibilities for utopia and disaster, although disaster generally produced the more attractive cover illustration. Brian Stableford surveys fifteen major science-fiction subgenres and thematic traditions. These include space opera, time travel, alternative history, utopian and dystopian fiction, alien encounters and speculative treatments of future societies. The categories are useful, though science-fiction novels frequently ignore them and wander into several departments without completing the appropriate forms. Space opera takes politics, warfare and personal rivalry into the galaxy, where everything becomes larger and can be settled with fleets. Time-travel fiction allows characters to alter history and then spend the remainder of the book attempting to repair it. Alternative history explores worlds in which one important event happened differently, often producing an alarming quantity of military tailoring. Utopian fiction imagines a perfect society; dystopian fiction explains what happened once the organising committee took control. Stories about robots ask whether machines can become human, while stories about humans occasionally suggest that this would not represent an obvious promotion. At the centre of the volume is an enormous consumer guide covering approximately 880 novelists and more than 2,000 individual works. Entries describe authors and books, identify major titles and offer assessments intended to help readers choose among several lifetimes’ worth of speculative fiction. Books are rated for readability, characterisation, idea content and literary merit. This permits the critic to distinguish between a novel containing splendid ideas and no believable people, a beautifully written book in which nothing occurs, and the rare masterpiece that achieves both thought and entertainment without accidentally becoming 900 pages long. The ratings are informative, convenient and guaranteed to provoke disagreement. Every reader will eventually discover a cherished novel receiving fewer stars than deserved, while an inexplicably celebrated work has been rewarded for qualities visible only to the editorial committee. Reference books thereby encourage active critical engagement, sometimes expressed through muttering. The guide ranges across celebrated authors, prolific professionals and figures who have slipped from general memory. It provides an intriguing snapshot of the genre as it appeared in 1984: which reputations seemed secure, which newer writers appeared important and which books had already been quietly assigned to the cupboard of abandoned futures. A further section allows leading writers to discuss their own working methods. Contributors include Ray Bradbury, Ursula K. Le Guin, Robert Silverberg, John Sladek, Lisa Tuttle, Gene Wolfe and Roger Zelazny, among others. They reveal how imaginary worlds are constructed through observation, planning, intuition, rewriting and the persistent requirement to remain at the desk. These accounts are especially valuable because the finished novel conceals the ordinary labour behind it. Readers encounter strange planets and transformed civilisations; writers encounter drafts, deadlines and paragraphs that seemed perfectly adequate yesterday. Even the future must pass through revision. Wingrove and Malcolm Edw https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7038/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-science-fiction-source-book-jul-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582555921 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7037 Gordon Welchman - Bletchley Parks Architect of Ultra Intelligence by Joel Greenberg Gordon Welchman was one of the four original senior codebreakers recruited to Bletchley Park in 1939, alongside Alan Turing, Hugh Alexander and Stuart Milner-Barry. Turing became world-famous; Welchman became considerably less so, despite helping design the organisation that transformed intercepted German messages into usable military intelligence. History enjoys solitary geniuses and tends to become restless when asked to admire an excellent management system. In Gordon Welchman: Bletchley Park’s Architect of Ultra Intelligence, Joel Greenberg restores Welchman to his central place in the codebreaking story. A Cambridge mathematician with no previous career in intelligence, he arrived at the Government Code and Cypher School shortly before the Second World War and was assigned to the problem of German military Enigma. His qualifications consisted largely of intelligence, mathematical insight and the national emergency. Welchman became head of Hut 6, responsible for attacking Enigma communications used by the German Army and Air Force. The task was formidable. Enigma settings changed daily, networks used different procedures and every successful solution threatened to become obsolete before breakfast the following morning. German operators assisted occasionally through predictable habits, proving that even sophisticated cryptography remains vulnerable to somebody trying to finish a shift quickly. His genius lay not simply in solving codes but in understanding the complete intelligence process. Intercepted messages had to be collected, identified, sorted, analysed, decrypted, translated and delivered to commanders while still operationally useful. Reading yesterday’s secret after tomorrow’s battle possesses undeniable historical interest but limited military value. Welchman helped create the structure through which Hut 6 expanded from a small group of specialists into a large, highly organised intelligence operation. Mathematicians, linguists, clerks, radio intercept operators and machine staff all had to work together continuously. Bletchley Park’s celebrated breakthroughs depended upon thousands of people performing precise tasks, many of whom knew only the small portion necessary for their work. He also recognised the importance of traffic analysis: extracting intelligence from the patterns surrounding encrypted messages even when their contents could not yet be read. Call signs, frequencies, transmission habits and changes in the volume of communication could reveal the structure and movements of German units. The message might remain incomprehensible while its mere existence behaved suspiciously. Welchman made a crucial contribution to the development of the bombe machines used against Enigma. His diagonal-board concept greatly improved their effectiveness by exploiting relationships within the cipher system. It was the kind of elegant mathematical insight that becomes obvious only after somebody exceptionally clever has explained it and everyone else has agreed that they were almost about to think of it. The resulting intelligence, classified under the designation Ultra, gave Allied commanders access to an extraordinary stream of German military information. It contributed to campaigns across Europe and North Africa, though its use required extreme care. Acting too obviously upon decrypted messages might reveal that Enigma had been compromised, forcing commanders to know something important while behaving as if they had learned it through less miraculous means. Greenberg follows Welchman beyond the familiar huts and machines into the broader operation of Bletchley Park. The book shows how personal relationships, bureaucratic struggles and practical decisions shaped the intelligence effort. Codebreaking was not performed by detached brains in an intellectual vacuum; it required recruitment, accommodation, security, machinery and convincing senior officials that another improbable proposal deserved immediate resources. After the war, Welchman moved to the United States and worked on communications, computing and intelligence problems. Like many Bletchley veterans, he carried knowledge that remained highly classified long after the enemy whose codes he had broken had ceased to exist. His wartime achievement could therefore be neither explained properly nor publicly celebrated. Official gratitude took the discreet form of expecting him not to mention why gratitude might be appropriate. In 1982 he published The Hut Six Story, his account of the attack on German Army and Air Force Enigma. British and American security authorities reacted harshly, concerned by what he had revealed about cryptanalytic methods and intelligence cooperation. His security clearance was withdrawn, his work was restricted and a distinguished codebreaker found himself treated as a security concern by the institutions whose foundations https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7037/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gordon-welchman-jul-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frontline Books 9781848327528 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7036 Dream Makers - Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers at Work - Profiles by Charles Platt One date note: most catalogues record this Xanadu edition, ISBN 9780947761141, as published in 1987, although it may carry a 1986 copyright date. I would use whichever year appears on your copy’s title/copyright page. Science-fiction writers spend their working lives constructing alien civilisations, alternative histories, intelligent machines and methods of travelling faster than light. They generally perform this labour while sitting alone in ordinary rooms, surrounded by manuscripts, coffee and the suspicion that their publisher has forgotten them. In Dream Makers, Charles Platt visits the people behind the futures and asks how the machinery actually operates. This collection presents profiles of twenty-eight major science-fiction and fantasy writers from Britain and America. Platt is interested not only in what they wrote but in how they lived, worked, argued and understood their peculiar profession. The result is literary biography conducted at close range, with the subjects still capable of objecting. Among the writers featured are Isaac Asimov, Philip K. Dick, J. G. Ballard, Michael Moorcock, Frank Herbert, Brian Aldiss, John Brunner, Frederik Pohl, Theodore Sturgeon, Robert Silverberg, Kurt Vonnegut, Robert Sheckley, Algis Budrys, James Tiptree Jr and others. It is an impressive gathering of minds, several of whom would probably have resisted being gathered in the same physical room. The pieces are more than straightforward question-and-answer interviews. Platt describes homes, mannerisms, working habits and personal atmosphere, combining conversation with observation to create compact portraits. He notices what the writers say, how they say it and occasionally what their surroundings suggest they might prefer not to say. Isaac Asimov brings legendary productivity and confidence, having apparently concluded that sleep was an inefficient interruption to publication. Philip K. Dick offers a much less stable relationship with reality, identity and the economic rewards of genius. J. G. Ballard brings his cool fascination with modern landscapes and psychological catastrophe, examining civilisation as though it were an automobile crash arranged for research purposes. Frank Herbert discusses the intellectual and ecological concerns behind his fiction, while Michael Moorcock represents the more rebellious traditions of British speculative writing. Brian Aldiss, John Brunner and others reveal the ambitions and disagreements that shaped science fiction as it moved beyond rockets, bug-eyed monsters and covers featuring women dressed unsuitably for vacuum. Platt also explores the economics of writing. Literary imagination may be infinite, but rent remains stubbornly monthly. Some interviewees achieved fame, substantial sales and cultural influence; others produced books rapidly to survive within a market that rewarded quantity, reliability and the ability to complete a galactic war before the contractual deadline. Editors, magazines and publishers appear throughout because science fiction was built not only by solitary authors but by a small and argumentative community. Friendships, rivalries, conventions and editorial policies determined which visions of the future reached print. The genre imagined post-scarcity societies while operating through advances, rejections and paperback royalty statements. The profiles capture writers at particular moments in their careers. Some are established masters looking back; others remain in the middle of personal or professional upheaval. James Tiptree Jr presents a particularly fascinating case of identity and authorship, while writers such as Sturgeon and Pohl carry memories stretching back into the formative magazine culture of American science fiction. Platt is not an invisible or reverential interviewer. Himself a science-fiction writer and former editor associated with New Worlds, he understands the field from within and approaches its celebrities without excessive ceremonial distance. He can be admiring, sceptical, sympathetic or sharply observant, sometimes within the same paragraph. This candour distinguishes Dream Makers from a collection of promotional interviews. The writers are permitted to be brilliant, vain, insecure, generous, difficult and contradictory. Producing imaginative fiction does not necessarily make its creator agreeable, prophetic or capable of finding a clean cup in the kitchen. Platt appears relieved by none of this and surprised by very little. The interviews originated in the work behind Platt’s earlier Dream Makers volumes, both acclaimed studies of the people creating modern science fiction. This revised selection brings many of the strongest profiles together, offering a remarkable snapshot of the genre during a period when its older pulp traditions, New Wave experiments and emerging literary ambitions uneasily shared the shelves. Readers enc https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7036/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dream-makers-jul-2026.jpg 32.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Xanadu 9780947761141 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7035 Perspectives on Air Power - Air Power in Its Wider Context by Stuart Peach Small correction for the listing: Perspectives on Air Power is edited by Stuart Peach, with chapters contributed by a range of military officers, historians and defence specialists. It is not a single-author work written entirely by him. Air power is often discussed as though aircraft operate inside a convenient blue compartment labelled “war,” untouched by politics, economics, industry, public opinion or the other armed services. Perspectives on Air Power: Air Power in Its Wider Context opens that compartment and allows all the neglected complications to enter at once. Edited by RAF officer Stuart Peach, this substantial collection examines aviation not merely as a selection of aircraft and weapons but as an instrument of national power. It asks how air forces are shaped by governments, technology, alliances, industrial capacity, strategic culture and the societies that must pay for them. An aircraft may fly independently; an air force requires practically everybody else. Published in 1998, the book emerged during the uncertain decade after the Cold War. The Soviet threat that had organised Western defence planning for generations had disappeared, but peace had inconsiderately failed to become universal. The Gulf War, Bosnia and other crises suggested new roles for air power in coalition warfare, intervention and peace-support operations, while governments eagerly anticipated a substantial “peace dividend” from budgets already promised elsewhere. The contributors consider the political context in which air forces operate. Military planners may calculate targets, sortie rates and weapons effects, but elected governments decide what the operation is intended to achieve—or occasionally decide that after the operation has begun. Air power can deliver force rapidly, yet it cannot force political objectives to become coherent merely by arriving on time. The book examines threats and challenges within the changing international environment. With large conventional war appearing less likely, Western forces faced regional instability, failed states, ethnic conflict and humanitarian emergencies. These situations required military power capable of precision and restraint, two qualities that appear perfectly compatible until intelligence is incomplete and the target is located beside a television crew. Civil-military relations also form part of the wider picture. Air forces require public support, political legitimacy and confidence that specialists operating complex weapons remain accountable to civilian authority. The people who understand the machinery may not control the policy, while the people controlling the policy may require a briefing to distinguish a sortie from an aircraft. Democracy proceeds through such cooperative arrangements. Technology receives proper attention, but not as an independent force descending from the laboratory to solve strategy. Stealth, precision-guided weapons, surveillance systems and information networks transformed what air forces could attempt. They did not abolish weather, mechanical failure, human error or the enemy’s ability to adapt. Every revolutionary technology remains revolutionary until the opposition obtains the instruction manual. The contributors place air power within its economic and industrial setting. Advanced aircraft require years of development, specialised manufacturers, trained personnel and extraordinary sums of money. Governments must decide what threats will exist decades in the future and then order equipment for them in advance. Defence procurement is therefore a form of heavily armed fortune-telling conducted through committees. Space and information systems broaden the definition of air power beyond aircraft. Satellites support navigation, communications, reconnaissance and targeting, making operations increasingly dependent upon assets orbiting far above the battlefield. The pilot may remain the visible heroic figure, but invisible networks now explain where to fly, what to strike and whether the heroic figure has sufficient fuel to return. The final part turns to air power in its specifically military context. Philip Sabin examines its role in joint warfare, where aircraft must work alongside armies and navies whose officers have developed their own traditions, terminology and opinions concerning who is supporting whom. Joint operations are essential because modern war is complex; they are difficult because military services have spent generations becoming independently complex. Air power’s coercive potential is another important theme. Bombing may destroy an opponent’s forces and infrastructure, but coercion aims to change behaviour: to make leaders stop, withdraw or negotiate. This requires understanding what the opponent values and what pressure will influence his decisions. Dropping more bombs is an activity; achieving the desired political response https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7035/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/perspectives-on-air-power-jul-2026.jpg 3.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Stationery Office 9780117728882 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7034 Airwar - Theory and Practice by Phillip S Meilinger Since the first military aeroplane appeared above a battlefield, air-power advocates have promised speed, precision, strategic decision and victory without the tedious requirement of fighting through every field between home and the enemy capital. Their opponents have replied that aircraft cannot occupy territory, govern populations or persuade an army to surrender merely by producing an impressive briefing slide. More than a century later, the discussion remains airborne. Airwar: Theory and Practice gathers Phillip S. Meilinger’s essays on the development, application and limitations of air power. Rather than offering a single chronological history, the book moves between influential theorists, aircraft design, inter-service rivalry, strategic bombing, targeting and modern precision warfare. Collectively, the essays examine whether air power transformed the nature of war or merely supplied war with a faster and more expensive method of continuing its traditional disagreements. Meilinger begins with Giulio Douhet, the Italian theorist who argued that fleets of bombers could strike directly at an enemy’s cities and industry, break civilian morale and decide wars independently of armies and navies. Douhet’s ideas became enormously influential, partly because they offered air forces a strategic role and partly because every new military service appreciates a theory explaining why it should receive its own budget. The development of British doctrine receives particular attention through Hugh Trenchard and John C. Slessor. Trenchard promoted offensive bombing and the belief that sustained attack could undermine enemy morale, although measuring morale proved rather harder than bombing it. Slessor developed the theory of air interdiction: attacking transport, supplies and reinforcements behind the battlefield so that enemy forces arrive late, hungry or preferably not at all. The interwar Royal Air Force had to protect its institutional independence while politicians pursued disarmament and other services questioned whether aeroplanes deserved quite so much attention. Meilinger examines the Geneva Disarmament Conference and proposals to restrict bombing aircraft, demonstrating that nations were perfectly willing to abolish frightening weapons provided every potential enemy abolished them first and could be trusted indefinitely. An essay on Britain’s Fleet Air Arm explores the awkward position of naval aviation between the Royal Navy and Royal Air Force. Sailors wanted aircraft suited to ships, airmen wanted control of anything that flew, and the aircraft themselves had no formal representation. The resulting decisions affected British carrier aviation as another world war approached with its usual disregard for peacetime organisational arrangements. Technology and design choices in American fighter development provide another example of doctrine becoming metal. Speed, range, manoeuvrability, armament and protection all competed within aircraft that could not possess unlimited weight or unlimited money, despite occasional evidence that procurement officials had misunderstood the second restriction. A fighter’s design revealed what its air force expected the next war to look like, often several years before the enemy supplied corrections. The Second World War essays examine air power in joint operations and the B-29 campaign against Japan. Air forces could strike factories, transport networks and cities on an unprecedented scale, but effectiveness depended upon intelligence, bases, logistics, weather, escort and cooperation with naval and ground forces. “Independent” air power remained surprisingly dependent upon fuel, maintenance and somebody capturing an island close enough to the target. The B-29 represented a remarkable technological achievement: a pressurised, long-range bomber able to carry enormous loads across the Pacific. Its campaign also demonstrated the distance between doctrine and operational reality. High-altitude precision bombing encountered winds, cloud and mechanical problems, leading eventually to low-level incendiary attacks against Japanese cities. Precision remained the declared ideal while urban geography received the practical result. Meilinger then turns to targeting: the question of what exactly air attack should accomplish. Destroying a bridge is tactically clear, but the strategic effect depends upon whether the enemy needed that bridge, could repair it or had another one nearby. Successful air strategy requires identifying the systems upon which an opponent depends and understanding how their disruption contributes to political objectives. Selecting something visible from the air is not, by itself, a strategy. Modern precision weapons promised to transform this calculation. If a bomb could reliably strike a specific building, air forces might achieve decisive effects while reducing civilia https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7034/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/airwar-theory-and-practice-jul-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frank Cass 9780714682662 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7032 The Science of Bombing - Operational Research in RAF Bomber Command by Randall T Wakelam Dropping a bomb from a moving aircraft at night, through cloud, while being shot at, onto a target hundreds of miles from home is not merely a matter of flying above Germany and releasing it with conviction. It is a problem involving navigation, weather, altitude, speed, wind, machinery, enemy defences and the awkward tendency of gravity to provide accurate results only when supplied with accurate information. In The Science of Bombing, Randall T. Wakelam examines the Operational Research Section of RAF Bomber Command during the Second World War. Staffed largely by civilian scientists—the celebrated “boffins”—the section studied what actually happened during bombing operations and compared it with what commanders believed was happening. The distinction was sometimes large enough to contain several German cities. At the beginning of the war, British strategic bombing theory rested upon considerable confidence in aircraft reaching and striking their assigned targets. Operational evidence was less obliging. Bombers became lost, crews misidentified towns, weather obscured aiming points and navigation over a blacked-out continent proved exceptionally difficult. Reports might record a target as attacked when the bombs had landed many miles away, allowing the paperwork to achieve a precision unavailable to the aircraft. The devastating Butt Report of 1941 examined bombing photographs and demonstrated how few crews were reaching the vicinity of their intended targets. The findings were deeply uncomfortable, but discomfort is one of the more useful products of accurate statistics. Bomber Command could continue trusting optimistic crew reports or begin asking scientists why a large and costly air offensive was distributing explosives across the European countryside. In September 1941, Bomber Command established its own Operational Research Section. Its scientists collected evidence from operations, analysed losses, examined bombing photographs and studied every stage between planning a raid and discovering where the bombs had gone. Their task was to replace assumption with measurement, a process rarely welcomed by any organisation that has already circulated the assumption. Wakelam follows the development of this new discipline as the ORS created reliable methods of gathering and interpreting operational data. The researchers investigated navigation, target identification, tactics, aircraft performance, bombing accuracy and vulnerability to enemy defences. They asked simple but dangerous questions: Were crews finding the target? Which routes reduced losses? Did a particular device actually help? And was senior command prepared to accept an answer containing the word “no”? The scientists worked closely with aircrew and headquarters staff, turning combat experience into evidence that could influence future operations. They studied returning aircraft, photographs, damage reports and casualty figures, looking for patterns invisible within individual missions. A pilot might know why his particular aircraft had survived; the researchers wanted to know why forty similar aircraft had not. Their work helped Bomber Command understand and employ new navigational and target-finding systems. Electronic aids such as Gee, Oboe and H2S offered methods of locating targets beyond visual range, while specialist Pathfinder crews marked aiming points for the main force. Technology did not abolish error, naturally, but allowed error to become smaller, measurable and accompanied by a technical manual. Operational research also contributed to the development of bomber streams, countermeasures and defensive tactics. By concentrating aircraft through German airspace, Bomber Command could overwhelm parts of the enemy’s night-fighter control system, although concentration introduced its own risks. Every improvement altered the problem, and the enemy, displaying poor scientific sportsmanship, adapted in response. The relationship between scientists and commanders forms the heart of Wakelam’s study. Research could identify a problem and propose a solution, but only senior officers possessed the authority to change doctrine, training or tactics. Evidence therefore had to survive not only analysis but hierarchy. A perfectly sound recommendation remaining unread in a headquarters file has approximately the operational value of a bomber parked without engines. Arthur Harris, commander-in-chief of Bomber Command from 1942, dominates any history of the bombing offensive. Forceful, determined and committed to area bombing, Harris was not a man likely to abandon a policy merely because somebody arrived carrying a graph. Yet Wakelam shows a more complicated process in which scientific advice was sometimes embraced, sometimes modified and sometimes resisted according to operational priorities and the convictions of senior leadership. The book does not treat https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7032/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-science-of-bombing-jul-2026.jpg 34.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of Toronto Press 9780802096296 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7031 American Prometheus - The Triumph and Tragedy of J Robert Oppenheimer by Kai Bird and Martin J Sherwin J. Robert Oppenheimer was a theoretical physicist, intellectual prodigy, cultured conversationalist, occasional political naïf and administrator of the project that built the first atomic bomb. He could discuss Sanskrit poetry, quantum mechanics and French literature, although none of these accomplishments prevented the United States government from later deciding that it had serious doubts about his judgement. Nations are often most suspicious of their geniuses immediately after making full use of them. In American Prometheus, Kai Bird and Martin J. Sherwin tell the extraordinary story of the man who became known as the father of the atomic bomb. The title invokes the Greek figure who stole fire from the gods and gave it to humanity, receiving a notoriously poor retirement package in return. Oppenheimer’s fire was nuclear, humanity already had several uses in mind, and the punishment arrived through committees, surveillance and a security hearing. Born in New York in 1904 into a prosperous Jewish family, Oppenheimer displayed enormous intellectual gifts alongside a personality of almost competitive complexity. He studied at Harvard, Cambridge and Göttingen during the revolutionary development of quantum physics, joining a generation of scientists who discovered that matter was much stranger than it looked and then proceeded to explain this in mathematics that ensured the public would have to trust them. At the University of California, Berkeley, he became a brilliant and influential teacher, helping establish theoretical physics in the United States. Students admired his speed of thought, elegance and ability to make difficult ideas appear briefly understandable. He cultivated literature, philosophy, languages and an exceptionally thin physical frame, creating the appearance of a man who subsisted mainly upon cigarettes and abstract concepts. His social and political life placed him among left-wing friends, students and lovers during the 1930s, when fascism abroad, economic crisis at home and the Spanish Civil War drew many intellectuals towards radical politics. Oppenheimer contributed to causes associated with the Communist movement but never became easy to classify. Unfortunately, future security investigators preferred classifications, particularly those accompanied by folders. With the United States entering the Second World War and fears growing that Nazi Germany might develop an atomic weapon, Oppenheimer was selected to direct the scientific laboratory of the Manhattan Project at Los Alamos. It was a surprising appointment: he had not won a Nobel Prize, had limited administrative experience and possessed a political background capable of making a security officer reach immediately for another form. Yet he proved exceptionally capable. At Los Alamos, Oppenheimer brought together some of the world’s finest scientists and persuaded them to collaborate under intense secrecy and pressure. The project required theoretical physics, engineering, chemistry, metallurgy, explosives and enormous industrial resources. It also required the management of brilliant people accustomed to being the cleverest person in the building, several of whom now occupied the same corridor. The work culminated in the Trinity test in New Mexico in July 1945, when the first nuclear device was detonated and a new historical period began before breakfast. Atomic bombs were subsequently dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing vast numbers of people and contributing to Japan’s surrender. The scientific triumph could not be separated from the human catastrophe, although governments and ceremonies made determined attempts to emphasise whichever half was currently convenient. Oppenheimer emerged from the war as a national celebrity and influential adviser on atomic policy. He became director of the Institute for Advanced Study at Princeton and chairman of the General Advisory Committee to the Atomic Energy Commission. Having helped create the bomb, he now argued for international control of nuclear weapons and expressed reservations about developing the vastly more powerful hydrogen bomb. This was regarded in some quarters as evidence that the architect of one apocalypse lacked sufficient enthusiasm for the improved model. The Cold War transformed earlier associations into dangerous liabilities. Oppenheimer’s past connections, political judgements and personal contradictions were scrutinised by the FBI and his government enemies, notably Atomic Energy Commission chairman Lewis Strauss. In 1954, a security hearing examined his loyalty and reliability through testimony, intercepted conversations and old relationships. The proceedings possessed the outward form of due process and the inward direction of a train whose destination had already appeared on the board. His security clearance was revoked, effectively removing him from government https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7031/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/oppenheimer-jul-2026.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Atlantic Books 9781843547051 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7030 Seller ImageMore images Spy Princess - The Life of Noor Inayat Khan by Shrabani Basu The stray words “Seller ImageMore images” look as though they have been copied from another listing, so I would leave those out of the title. The book is simply Spy Princess: The Life of Noor Inayat Khan. Noor Inayat Khan seemed an improbable candidate for clandestine warfare. She was a quiet children’s writer, musician, committed pacifist and follower of Sufism, raised to believe in spiritual unity and non-violence. She was also a descendant of Tipu Sultan, the eighteenth-century ruler of Mysore who fought the British. History, having a taste for complicated family arrangements, eventually made her a British secret agent. Born in Moscow in 1914 to the Indian Sufi teacher and musician Hazrat Inayat Khan and his American wife, Ora Ray Baker, Noor grew up principally in France. Her childhood was shaped by music, literature, mysticism and an international household rather than by military discipline. Before the war she studied music and child psychology, wrote stories for children and contributed to French radio. Nothing in this background obviously suggested that she would one day transmit coded messages from occupied Paris while the Gestapo searched for her. When Germany invaded France in 1940, Noor and her family escaped to Britain. Although her religious convictions made violence deeply troubling, she believed that Nazi tyranny had to be resisted. She joined the Women’s Auxiliary Air Force and trained as a wireless operator, entering a military world whose approach to spiritual harmony generally involved shouted instructions and equipment inspections. Her communications skills brought her to the attention of the Special Operations Executive, the secret wartime organisation established to conduct espionage and sabotage in occupied Europe. SOE needed wireless operators capable of maintaining contact between resistance networks and London. The work was exceptionally dangerous because radio transmissions could be detected, and operators were expected to survive only a matter of weeks before capture. Noor was recruited into SOE’s French Section and trained in clandestine communications, coding, security and survival. Some instructors questioned whether her gentle temperament and conspicuous honesty suited secret work. Espionage traditionally favours people comfortable with deception, while Noor reportedly possessed the inconvenient habit of appearing exactly as sincere as she was. Nevertheless, in June 1943 she was flown into France under the codename Madeleine, becoming the first female wireless operator sent by Britain into occupied France. She joined the Prosper resistance network in Paris, only to see it rapidly destroyed by German arrests. Agents disappeared, safe houses became dangerous and the organisation around her collapsed with alarming speed. London offered to bring Noor home, but she refused to leave. With other operators captured, her wireless link had become critically important. She moved continually between addresses, carrying her transmitter and sending messages while German direction-finding teams attempted to locate her. Wireless sets were not especially discreet luggage, and occupied Paris lacked a category of public transport intended for young women carrying clandestine radio equipment. For several months she maintained communications between London and the surviving resistance networks. Each transmission risked detection; every contact might be compromised. She altered her appearance, avoided surveillance and continued operating despite knowing that the Gestapo was closing in. Courage is sometimes imagined as an absence of fear, but Noor’s experience suggests something more difficult: understanding the danger perfectly and continuing because the work still has to be done. She was eventually betrayed and arrested in October 1943. During interrogation she refused to reveal useful information. She also attempted to escape, not once but repeatedly, thereby correcting any remaining German assumption that gentleness and compliance were the same thing. After one escape attempt she was classified as highly dangerous, shackled and held in solitary confinement in Germany. For nearly ten months Noor was kept in chains at Pforzheim prison. She was interrogated and harshly treated but did not cooperate with her captors. In September 1944 she was transferred with three other female SOE agents to Dachau concentration camp, where they were executed. Noor was thirty years old. Her final reported word was “Liberté”—a concise conclusion from someone whose enemies had spent months trying unsuccessfully to control her. She was posthumously awarded the George Cross, Britain’s highest civilian decoration for gallantry, and the French Croix de Guerre. Yet for many years her story remained less widely known than those of other wartime agents. Women in intelligence have often been presented as glamorous assistants, https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7030/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spy-princess-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sutton Publishing 9780750939652 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7029 The Sigint Secrets - The Signals Intelligence War 1900 to Today by Nigel West At the beginning of the twentieth century, spies still carried invisible ink, wore questionable moustaches and occasionally concealed documents inside objects no customs officer wished to examine closely. Then governments discovered that vast quantities of secret information were travelling invisibly through the air, and espionage acquired headphones, aerials, codebooks and entire buildings filled with people listening to static. In The SIGINT Secrets, Nigel West traces the development of signals intelligence from the early days of wireless communication to the electronic surveillance systems of the late Cold War. SIGINT—because even secrecy requires an efficient abbreviation—covers the interception and analysis of communications and other electronic signals. It is the art of learning what an opponent is doing by listening to messages he believed nobody else could understand. The book begins around 1900, when radio promised to liberate communication from cables while inadvertently allowing anyone with suitable equipment to listen. Naval and military commanders embraced wireless because it was fast and flexible. Intelligence officers embraced it because the enemy had kindly begun broadcasting information in all directions. West follows British signals intelligence through the First World War, when Room 40 of the Admiralty intercepted and decrypted German naval communications. The work contributed to operations such as the Battle of Jutland and produced the famous Zimmermann Telegram, whose revelation helped bring the United States into the war. A message intended to remain confidential had instead altered international history, establishing an enduring relationship between new communication technology and regrettable surprises. Between the wars, British codebreaking became institutionalised within the Government Code and Cypher School. Cryptanalysts, linguists, radio operators and administrators developed the systems that would become indispensable during the Second World War. The organisation’s name sounded reassuringly like an educational establishment where one might be awarded a certificate; its actual purpose was to read other governments’ mail without requesting permission. Bletchley Park naturally occupies an important part of the story. Here, British and Allied personnel attacked German cipher systems, including Enigma, while the wider network of intercept stations gathered the messages upon which the codebreakers depended. The popular image features a solitary genius solving an impossible puzzle; the reality involved mathematics, engineering, traffic analysis, thousands of operators and an industrial quantity of clerical work. West explains that signals intelligence extends beyond breaking codes. Direction-finding could reveal the location of transmitters, traffic analysis could expose the structure and movements of enemy units, and patterns of communication could disclose information even when the messages themselves remained unreadable. Silence might also be significant. Intelligence analysts therefore became experts in extracting meaning from what was said, how it was said, where it came from and why somebody had suddenly stopped saying it. The book challenges simplified versions of the Allied assault on Enigma, showing that success was neither immediate nor permanent. Codes changed, procedures improved and access to particular networks came and went. A cipher might be penetrated only for the enemy to alter a setting and restore darkness. Codebreaking was less like finding one magical key than operating a locksmith’s shop during an earthquake. After 1945, the Government Code and Cypher School became Government Communications Headquarters—GCHQ—and the wartime alliance with American intelligence developed into an enormous Cold War partnership. The targets changed from Nazi Germany and Japan to the Soviet Union and its allies, while interception expanded across radio, telephone, radar and satellite communications. The listening posts became larger, the technology more sophisticated and the official public explanation remained approximately nothing. West examines the procedures and institutions behind this secret world rather than offering a procession of glamorous agents stepping from sports cars. Signals intelligence is produced through receivers, aerial arrays, cryptographic machinery, computers and highly trained people studying columns of apparently meaningless material. It is espionage conducted largely while seated, proving that one can participate in international intrigue without ever becoming good at skiing. A particularly important figure is Gordon Welchman, the brilliant mathematician who helped organise Hut 6 at Bletchley Park and played a central role in breaking German Army and Air Force Enigma traffic. His contribution extended beyond mathematics to the design of systems capable of turn https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7029/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sigint-secrets-jul-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quill 9780688095154 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7027 Tears On My Pillow - Australian Nurses In Vietnam by Narelle Biedermann “Don’t forget your cotton underwear, girls!” was among the practical advice given to Australian Army nurses preparing for service in Vietnam. There was rather less discussion of mass casualties, battlefield trauma, intensive care and the emotional consequences of treating terribly wounded young men in a war zone. Military preparation, like civilian preparation, occasionally concentrates upon the items easiest to place on a checklist. Between April 1967 and November 1971, forty-three members of the Royal Australian Army Nursing Corps served in Vietnam, generally undertaking tours of up to twelve months. Tears on My Pillow tells their story through their own recollections, supported by photographs and Narelle Biedermann’s careful research. It restores these women to a history of the war that has often found ample space for infantry battalions, aircraft and artillery while leaving the hospital somewhere beyond the edge of the narrative. Most were young nurses sent to the Australian military hospital at Vung Tau. They arrived as commissioned officers but with limited preparation for the scale and severity of the injuries they would encounter. Some had little previous experience of trauma, intensive care or operating theatres. They learned quickly because war is an energetic instructor and does not offer a resit period. The nurses treated Australian, allied and enemy casualties as well as civilians. Helicopters and ambulances delivered patients with gunshot wounds, blast injuries, burns, infections and devastating damage caused by mines and booby traps. A previously quiet ward could become a place of frantic activity within minutes, requiring clinical judgement, improvisation and the ability to continue working while the ordinary emotional response to suffering was postponed until a more administratively convenient hour. Biedermann records the practical realities of nursing in extreme conditions: heat, humidity, exhaustion, unfamiliar equipment and the constant possibility of large numbers of casualties arriving together. Medical procedures had to be performed rapidly, supplies managed and wounded soldiers prepared for evacuation. The nurses occupied the peculiar territory between battlefield and home, receiving men at their most vulnerable and doing everything possible to send them back alive. Their role was professional but intensely human. They wrote letters, reassured frightened patients, sat beside the dying and provided familiar Australian voices in an environment of pain and disorientation. For many soldiers, the nurses represented safety, compassion and the first indication that the journey away from the battlefield had begun. The contribution is difficult to measure statistically, which may explain why official histories have sometimes preferred counting helicopters. The title reflects what happened after duty. The nurses were expected to remain calm, capable and cheerful in the wards, and many released their emotions only when alone. Tears could be saved for the pillow; morning required the uniform, professional composure and another shift. Emotional containment was considered part of the job, although nobody had yet invented a useful discharge procedure for everything being contained. The book also explores the expectations placed upon women serving within a overwhelmingly male military culture. They were officers and highly trained professionals, yet were still treated according to conventional ideas of femininity. Advice about appearance and respectable behaviour accompanied responsibilities involving blood, death and emergency surgery. Apparently a woman could manage a critically wounded soldier but might still require institutional guidance concerning her underwear. Using interviews and first-hand testimony, Biedermann allows the nurses to describe Vietnam in their own language. Their memories include friendship, humour, pride and occasional absurdity alongside grief and horror. Life in a war zone does not remain solemn every minute merely because later documentaries supply sombre music; people laugh, celebrate, irritate one another and find small pleasures because the alternative would make continued work impossible. Returning to Australia brought its own difficulties. Like many Vietnam veterans, the nurses came home to a society divided over the war and often uninterested in hearing about their experiences. Their service did not fit comfortably into established images of combat or nursing. They had not carried rifles through the jungle, but they had lived daily with what rifles, mines and artillery did to human bodies. The effects followed some of them long after Vietnam. Memories, grief and unspoken distress were carried into later careers and family lives at a time when psychological injury was poorly recognised and stoicism remained the preferred treatment. Being a nurse also created the assump https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7027/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tears-on-my-pillow-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Random House Australia 9781740511995 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7026 Thorburns Naturalists Sketchbook by Robert Dougal A couple of useful corrections for the listing: the title is Thorburn’s Naturalist’s Sketchbook, and the principal artist/author is Archibald Thorburn. It has an introduction by Robert Dougall—with two Ls, rather than “Dougal.” Archibald Thorburn was one of Britain’s finest wildlife artists, blessed with the inconvenient ability to draw a bird so accurately that the bird itself might have complained about the lighting. Thorburn’s Naturalist’s Sketchbook gathers studies of birds, mammals and other wildlife that reveal both his artistic skill and his close observation of animals in their natural settings. Thorburn’s finished watercolours are celebrated for their detail, atmosphere and remarkably convincing plumage, but a sketchbook allows the reader to see the quieter machinery behind the polished image. Here are poses tested, shapes caught, feathers examined and movements recorded before an animal remembered an urgent appointment elsewhere. Nature rarely sits for a portrait, particularly when equipped with wings. The volume contains pencil studies and colour work covering an impressive variety of British wildlife. Birds naturally predominate: grouse, geese, ducks, falcons, owls, waders, songbirds and other creatures whose identification frequently depends upon noticing a tiny mark while they travel rapidly in the opposite direction. Mammals and plants also appear, broadening the book beyond ornithology into a more general portrait of the countryside Thorburn knew. His sketches demonstrate the difference between merely looking at an animal and actually seeing it. The angle of a wing, the distribution of weight through a bird’s legs, the texture of winter fur and the posture adopted just before flight are all observed with extraordinary care. Thorburn does not arrange wildlife like stuffed ornaments; his creatures appear ready to move beyond the edge of the page as soon as the artist becomes distracted. Many of the subjects belong to the moors, coasts, forests and wetlands of Britain, especially the Scottish landscapes with which Thorburn became closely associated. These are not sentimental countryside decorations populated by cooperative robins. They are field observations shaped by cold mornings, long waits and the traditional naturalist’s willingness to stand somewhere uncomfortable while an animal refuses to appear. The sketches are accompanied by information about the species, including appearance, habits, habitat and distribution. The result lies pleasantly between art book and natural-history reference: attractive enough for leisurely browsing but sufficiently informative to justify the activity as education. One can therefore spend an hour admiring drawings of ducks while maintaining an entirely scholarly expression. Robert Dougall provides the introduction. Known to millions as a broadcaster, Dougall was also a committed ornithologist and nature writer, making him an appropriate guide to Thorburn’s world. The combination of Dougall’s enthusiasm and Thorburn’s art produces a volume with the civilised air of a television natural-history programme from an age when presenters wore ties outdoors and animals were not required to perform dramatic reconstructions. Published in 1977, the book also preserves something of an older tradition of natural history, when drawing remained central to the recording and understanding of species. A camera can capture a fraction of a second, but an artist must decide which details matter and how the living animal holds itself. Thorburn’s pictures are accurate because they are built from knowledge, not merely because the beaks have been measured correctly. His work will appeal particularly to birdwatchers, wildlife artists and anyone interested in the history of natural-history illustration. It also offers excellent reference material for artists attempting wildlife subjects themselves, although it may create the slightly discouraging impression that drawing every feather correctly ought to be effortless. The reproductions reveal the economy of Thorburn’s method. A few lines establish movement; a patch of colour defines plumage; a carefully observed head gives the whole creature character. Nothing appears laboured, which is the reward generally enjoyed by artists after many years of labour. This is a handsome book for readers who enjoy British birds, countryside art, sporting and natural-history illustration, or simply the pleasure of observing wildlife without requiring waterproof trousers. It invites the reader into Thorburn’s working process and provides the rare opportunity to inspect a golden eagle, ptarmigan or red grouse without causing it the slightest alarm. This copy is in Good condition, showing ordinary signs of age and previous ownership but remaining perfectly suitable for browsing, study or artistic inspiration. Offered by Crappy Old Books, it is a charming coll https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7026/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thorburns-naturalists-sketchbook-jul-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph 9780718115678 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7025 Young Flandry by Poul Anderson Small correction for the listing: the publisher is Baen, not Bean. This is also an omnibus containing three complete novels: Ensign Flandry, A Circus of Hells and The Rebel Worlds. The Terran Empire is old, complacent and beginning the long decline that everyone can sense but nobody in government wishes to place on the agenda. Its administrators are preoccupied with rank, privilege and internal politics, while hostile powers test its borders and ambitious governors examine the Imperial throne from a speculative distance. Civilisation is deteriorating, but fortunately the paperwork remains in excellent order. Into this twilight comes Dominic Flandry, initially a young ensign in the Imperial Navy and not yet the celebrated intelligence agent, seducer and professional nuisance of Poul Anderson’s later stories. He is clever, observant, ambitious and already developing the useful ability to recognise treachery before his superiors have finished dismissing it as administratively unlikely. Young Flandry collects the first three novels of his career, following his rise from ensign to lieutenant commander. Across these adventures, Flandry learns that defending an empire requires rather more than loyalty. It requires deception, espionage, improvisation and an ability to remain charming while lying to nearly everyone in the room. In Ensign Flandry, he is sent to Starkad, where two native powers have become proxies in the growing rivalry between Terra and the expansionist Merseian Empire. The Terrans support one side, the Merseians support the other, and the inhabitants of Starkad enjoy the traditional benefits of becoming strategically important to distant governments. Flandry soon discovers that the official mission conceals a much larger game and that his nominal allies may be nearly as dangerous as the enemy. The Merseians are formidable opponents: disciplined, patient and entirely willing to encourage the Terran Empire’s decline while presenting their activities as reasonable foreign policy. They understand that a decaying civilisation need not be conquered immediately if it can be persuaded to mismanage itself. Flandry’s task is generally to ensure that the Empire survives despite the energetic assistance of its own officials. A Circus of Hells finds the now more experienced Lieutenant Flandry assigned to the remote planet Ironclaw. What appears to be a tedious posting develops into an investigation involving criminal interests, Merseian intrigue and the mysterious rogue planet Wayland. Flandry sets out with Djana, a woman whose background and motives are considerably more complicated than the mission briefing might prefer. Wayland is a wandering world filled with automated machinery left behind by a vanished civilisation. Its systems have continued operating, adapting and elaborating long after their creators disappeared, producing an environment that is ingenious, lethal and utterly indifferent to visitors. It is the ultimate triumph of unattended technology: everything still works, nobody remembers why and the customer-support department has been extinct for millennia. In The Rebel Worlds, Flandry faces a crisis within the Empire itself. Admiral Hugh McCormac has rebelled against the corrupt regime of Emperor Josip III, apparently with honourable motives and substantial military support. Flandry must penetrate the rebellion and decide where loyalty lies when the government he serves is dismal but civil war may be worse. Saving a civilisation becomes morally awkward once one has met its management. This tension runs throughout the Flandry stories. He knows that the Terran Empire is decadent and ultimately doomed, yet he also believes that its sudden collapse would bring a galactic dark age of conquest, fragmentation and suffering. He is not fighting for perfection; perfection has failed to submit the necessary application. He fights to postpone the Long Night and give civilisation a little more time before history switches off the lights. Anderson combines large-scale space opera with political intrigue, hard-headed diplomacy and a deep interest in the rise and fall of civilisations. His galaxy contains alien cultures shaped by their environments, rival strategic interests and conflicts that cannot always be resolved by firing the largest available weapon. Flandry frequently succeeds because he understands what people want—and because what people want is often more predictable than what they claim to believe. Flandry himself belongs to the tradition of the elegant imperial adventurer: resourceful, cynical, fond of luxury and noticeably attentive to attractive women. He can fight, negotiate, spy and seduce, occasionally doing several at once. Beneath the charm, however, is an increasingly sombre awareness that every victory is temporary. He may defeat a conspiracy or stop a war, but he cannot permanently reverse t https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7025/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/young-flandry-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bean 9781439133279 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7024 Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers by Harry Harrison Small but important correction: ISBN 9781932100761 belongs to Oracle by Mike Resnick. The 2006 BenBella edition of Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers appears to be ISBN 9781932100839. I would check the number printed inside your copy before listing it. College students Jerry Courtenay and Chuck van Chider are brilliant scientists, magnificent athletes, fearless adventurers and splendid examples of the sort of square-jawed young men who once populated science-fiction stories without ever experiencing uncertainty, acne or an overdue library book. Working in a homemade shed, they accidentally invent a faster-than-light drive powered by Cheddite, a miraculous substance created by irradiating cheddar cheese. Humanity’s journey to the stars has seldom begun with a more convincing commitment to dairy produce. In Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers, Harry Harrison takes the extravagant space operas of E. E. “Doc” Smith, the boy-inventor adventures of Tom Swift and several decades of heroic scientific nonsense, places them inside an unstable reactor and turns the dial to “parody.” The result is a cosmic adventure in which every scientific impossibility can be overcome by confidence, improvised equipment and another paragraph of authoritative gibberish. Jerry and Chuck initially smuggle their experimental drive aboard the college football team’s aircraft as a prank. This already raises questions about university supervision, aviation security and the appropriate use of revolutionary technology. The machine activates, the prank exceeds its planned geographical limits and the aircraft is transported to Titan, the frozen moon of Saturn. Student humour was evidently more ambitious in the 1970s. Accompanying them are the beautiful Sally Goodfellow and kindly old caretaker Old John. Sally occupies the traditional pulp role of desirable female companion, while Old John proves to possess considerably more history than his broom and amiable expression suggest. Soon the party is contending with hostile creatures, interplanetary danger and the discovery that first contact becomes awkward when nobody has read the cultural briefing. Titan is merely the opening inconvenience. The travellers are hurled across space and time, encountering bizarre alien species, implausible civilisations and an intergalactic conflict threatening the future of the universe. Fortunately, Jerry and Chuck possess precisely the combination of scientific brilliance and uncomplicated American confidence required whenever the universe finds itself unable to manage its own affairs. Harrison fills the novel with impossible inventions, instant solutions, monstrous villains, helpless populations and heroic speeches delivered by people who have not paused to consider whether any of their assumptions are correct. The narrative moves with the breathless determination of a pulp serial whose author has just remembered that the galaxy must be saved before the next issue goes to press. The comedy comes not only from ridiculous events but from Harrison’s imitation of old-fashioned science-fiction prose. Everything is bigger, faster, deadlier and more astonishing than everything immediately before it. The heroes do not simply enter a room when they can stride boldly into its gleaming metallic interior, every finely trained muscle prepared for whatever cosmic menace awaits. Subtlety has been left on Earth, where it was presumably unable to obtain clearance for the flight. The book affectionately attacks the conventions of Golden Age space opera: masculine heroes who can build anything, women written chiefly to admire them, aliens arranged into conveniently recognisable moral categories and scientific explanations that become more persuasive as they become less connected to science. Harrison clearly knows the genre well enough to mock it from inside, like a mechanic who has discovered that the engine runs equally well on nonsense. First published in 1973, the novel also includes playful nods to more contemporary science fiction, showing that no part of the field is entirely safe once Harrison begins looking for targets. Readers familiar with Lensman, Skylark, Tom Swift and the grand tradition of galaxy-spanning adventure will recognise more of the jokes, although prior knowledge is not required to appreciate a spacecraft powered by radioactive cheese. Beneath all the deliberate absurdity lies a genuine fondness for the stories being parodied. Harrison does not merely stand outside space opera pointing at its silliness; he climbs aboard, activates the Cheddite drive and makes the silliness travel faster than light. The adventure remains brisk and imaginative even while dismantling every heroic cliché it encounters. This is an excellent choice for readers of comic science fiction, fans of Harry Harrison’s Stainless Steel Rat or Bill, the Galactic Hero, and anybody who feels t https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7024/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/star-smashers-of-the-galaxy-rangers-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Benbella 9781932100761 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7022 Art Sex Music by Cosey Fanni Tutti Cosey Fanni Tutti has spent much of her life making the boundary between art and scandal look like an administrative error. In Art Sex Music, she recounts her journey from an unhappy childhood in Hull through performance art, pornography, industrial music and electronic experimentation, demonstrating that a respectable career path is largely a matter of refusing to take the interesting turning. Born Christine Newby, she grew up in a conventional post-war household whose expectations did not include becoming Cosey Fanni Tutti, exhibiting used tampons at the Institute of Contemporary Arts or helping to invent industrial music. Her early rebellion brought her into the orbit of Genesis P-Orridge and the performance collective COUM Transmissions, where art ceased to require attractive pictures and began involving bodies, bodily fluids, confrontation and increasingly concerned public officials. COUM rejected the polite distinction between art and life, partly by making both extremely difficult for anyone nearby to ignore. Its performances explored sex, identity, violence, taboo and social control, often placing Cosey’s own body at the centre. Admirers called the work radical. Critics called it obscene. The British press, delighted to discover a cultural emergency requiring large headlines, eventually produced the phrase “wreckers of civilisation,” thus supplying the group with better publicity than any sensible arts grant could have purchased. The notorious 1976 exhibition Prostitution at London’s Institute of Contemporary Arts displayed material from Cosey’s work in pornographic magazines alongside photographs, objects and documentation of COUM performances. It caused outrage in Parliament and the newspapers, because Britain could apparently tolerate pornography or publicly funded art but regarded their appearance in the same room as a constitutional crisis. For Cosey, modelling and performing in the sex industry were not separate from her art. She used pornography as material, method and investigation, turning the commercial representation of her body back upon the culture consuming it. This did not make the work safe, simple or comfortably empowering. Art Sex Music is alert to exploitation, agency and contradiction—the troublesome reality that a woman may exercise control inside structures that are themselves designed to control her. From COUM emerged Throbbing Gristle, the group whose abrasive electronics, disturbing imagery and determined hostility to conventional entertainment helped establish industrial music. Cosey played guitar, cornet and electronics, contributing to a sound that resembled machinery suffering an ideological breakdown. Audiences expecting songs were instead given noise, repetition, confrontation and the opportunity to reconsider whether enjoyment was strictly necessary. Throbbing Gristle’s records and performances became enormously influential, though influence is often the reward given to artists after everyone has finished complaining that the work is unbearable. The group created its own methods of recording, distribution and presentation, operating beyond the mainstream while quietly supplying future generations of musicians with an entire vocabulary of unease. After Throbbing Gristle’s first dissolution, Cosey and Chris Carter continued as Chris & Cosey, later Carter Tutti, developing a more rhythmic and electronic body of work without becoming suspiciously normal. Their creative and personal partnership forms a vital part of the memoir: a relationship built through sound, technology, performance and the comparatively revolutionary discovery that collaboration need not require domination. The darker counterpart is Cosey’s long relationship with Genesis P-Orridge. She writes candidly about coercion, manipulation, jealousy and abuse within their personal and artistic lives. The mythology surrounding radical artists can encourage the belief that cruelty is merely another avant-garde technique. Cosey dismantles that excuse with the clarity of someone reclaiming her own history from a person who had become accustomed to narrating it for her. This is therefore much more than a memoir of an unusual music career. It is an account of class, gender, bodily autonomy, motherhood, art and survival. Cosey describes how work made at the cultural margins was shaped by ordinary practical matters: rent, childcare, relationships, equipment, illness and the persistent need to continue functioning after the performance had ended and the audience had gone somewhere quieter. Her voice is direct, unsentimental and often dryly funny. She does not attempt to make every decision look wise in retrospect or every provocation look heroic. Instead, she presents a life in which creativity and damage frequently occupied the same space, leaving the reader to consider who benefited, who paid and who ultimately gained c https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7022/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/art-sex-music-jul-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571328512 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7021 The Twelve Apostles - Michael Collins the Squad and Irelands Fight for Freedom by Tim Pat Coogan The Twelve Apostles in Tim Pat Coogan’s book are not the familiar biblical gentlemen equipped with sandals, parables and an uncertain long-term future. These were Michael Collins’s hand-picked gunmen: a small, secretive IRA unit created to identify and kill British intelligence agents and undercover police during the Irish War of Independence. Their gospel was independence, their preferred form of debate was the revolver and their meetings were unlikely to conclude with tea. In 1919, Sinn Féin established Dáil Éireann as the parliament of an independent Irish republic. Britain declared it illegal, the Irish Republican Army began a guerrilla campaign and Dublin became the centre of a hidden struggle involving informers, spies, detectives, couriers and assassins. Officially, the British administration continued to govern from Dublin Castle. Unofficially, Michael Collins was constructing an intelligence organisation inside, beneath and all around it. As the IRA’s director of intelligence, Collins understood that the British state’s greatest advantage was not simply soldiers or weapons but information. Detectives and agents identified republican organisers, followed suspects and penetrated revolutionary networks. Collins’s solution was brutally practical: discover who the agents were and remove them before they could dismantle the movement. Administrative efficiency had entered a rather severe phase. The Squad—also known as the Twelve Apostles—was formed to carry out this work. Its members were lightly armed, operated in civilian clothes and depended upon secrecy, local knowledge and Collins’s remarkable network of informants. Against the machinery of the British Empire, they possessed revolvers, bicycles, safe houses and the useful fact that employees within the imperial machinery were quietly passing them its paperwork. Coogan explores not only the gunmen but the intelligence system that enabled them to operate. Civil servants, policemen, railway workers, postal employees, sympathetic householders and messengers all contributed information. Collins assembled reports, studied movements and built files on the men pursuing him. Dublin Castle had departments, budgets and official seals; Collins had contacts, scraps of paper and an apparently inexhaustible ability to know what was being discussed inside Dublin Castle. The campaign culminated on Bloody Sunday, 21 November 1920, when IRA teams attacked suspected British intelligence personnel at addresses across Dublin. Later that day, Crown forces opened fire on spectators at a Gaelic football match in Croke Park, killing civilians; further deaths followed that night in Dublin Castle. By the end of the day, the expression “Bloody Sunday” had acquired one of several terrible Irish meanings, and the conflict had entered a darker and more internationally visible stage. The book follows the wider struggle through ambushes, reprisals, the arrival of the Black and Tans and Auxiliaries, and the mounting pressure that eventually helped bring the British government and Irish representatives to negotiations. Coogan argues that Collins’s intelligence campaign neutralised important parts of the British system and demonstrated that Ireland could not be governed by familiar methods without an increasingly unacceptable cost. Yet victory did not produce the simple national conclusion for which everyone had supposedly been fighting. The Anglo-Irish Treaty divided the revolutionary movement and led to civil war. Former comrades became enemies, men who had operated outside British law became servants of the new Irish state, and the techniques developed against Dublin Castle were redirected against other Irish republicans. Revolution, having overturned the furniture, immediately began arguing over who owned the room. At the centre remains Michael Collins: organiser, financier, intelligence chief, minister and military strategist, operating under extraordinary pressure while officially wanted by the authorities. Coogan writes with unmistakable admiration for him and regards the Squad as one of his most controversial but effective creations. This is not a coldly detached account pretending that every historical interpretation has been allotted identical seating; it is history told with conviction, personality and a clear sense of who Coogan believes drove events. That perspective gives the book energy, though readers should expect an argument as well as a narrative. The morality of targeted assassination, the reliability of intelligence and the subsequent reputations of Collins and his gunmen remain disputed. Coogan enters these controversies with the confidence of a historian who has spent decades among the sources and has not emerged from them burdened by excessive indecision. The Twelve Apostles is ideal for readers interested in Michael Collins, the IRA, Irish revolutionary history, i https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7021/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-twelve-apostles-jul-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Skyhorse Publishing 9781510732315 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7020 Fanny Stevenson by Alexandra Lapierre Before she became Mrs Robert Louis Stevenson—which is how history has generally labelled and filed her—Fanny Van de Grift Osbourne had already married, raised children, crossed America, endured mining camps, separated from an unfaithful husband and travelled to Europe to study art. She was not, in other words, sitting quietly in a drawing room waiting for a famous novelist to supply her with a biography. In Fanny Stevenson: Muse, Adventuress and Romantic Enigma, Alexandra Lapierre restores Fanny to the centre of her own astonishing life. Born in Indiana in 1840, she followed her first husband, Samuel Osbourne, west during the restless years of mining camps and frontier hopes. Domestic respectability was theoretically available, but it kept being interrupted by poverty, infidelity, bereavement, travel and the inconvenient discovery that Fanny possessed ambitions and opinions of her own. Taking her children to Europe, she pursued painting and encountered the young Robert Louis Stevenson at an artists’ colony in France. He was eleven years younger, chronically ill, not yet famous and equipped with the sort of romantic intensity that usually causes immediate concern among practical relatives. Fanny was married, older, American and accompanied by children. It was therefore an ideal Victorian courtship, provided one’s ideal courtship involved scandal, illness, transatlantic separation and widespread disapproval. Their relationship developed amid emotional upheaval and Stevenson’s recurrent ill health. When Fanny returned to California, he followed her across the Atlantic and then across America, a journey later transformed into literature because Stevenson rarely encountered hardship without eventually finding a publisher for it. Fanny obtained a divorce, and the pair married in 1880, beginning a partnership that was devoted, tempestuous and rarely troubled by excessive calm. Life with Stevenson involved constant movement in search of a climate that might improve his lungs. The family travelled through Europe, America and the Pacific, treating geography as an experimental medicine. Hotels, rented houses, ships and islands followed one another while Fanny managed households, nursed her husband, raised children, guarded his working conditions and confronted anyone who threatened the precarious machinery holding their lives together. Eventually they settled at Vailima in Samoa, where Stevenson became a celebrated local figure and Fanny threw herself into plantation life with characteristic energy. She gardened, cooked, managed the estate, handled practical emergencies and adapted to an existence far removed from the Victorian idea of a literary wife. One suspects that “muse” was the least time-consuming of her duties. Lapierre portrays a woman of formidable contradictions: nurturing and possessive, courageous and volatile, creative and self-sacrificing. Fanny could paint, write, garden, travel, nurse, argue and reportedly handle a gun, making her unusually well prepared for both marriage to a famous author and the occasional collapse of civilisation. She inspired Stevenson, collaborated with him and fiercely protected him, though the strength of that protection sometimes caused friends and biographers to regard her as less a guardian angel than a guardian with territorial instincts. The book also examines the cost of Fanny’s devotion. Her own artistic and literary ambitions were repeatedly subordinated to Stevenson’s health and work. History has traditionally called this inspiration when performed by a woman and genius when performed by the man receiving it. Lapierre asks what Fanny contributed, what she surrendered and why such a vivid personality was subsequently reduced to a supporting role in somebody else’s legend. After Stevenson’s sudden death in Samoa in 1894, Fanny’s life did not simply conclude out of narrative courtesy. She lived for another twenty years, returning to California and continuing to confound expectations. Widowhood made her the custodian of Stevenson’s memory, but it did not transform her into a tasteful monument. She remained energetic, unconventional and entirely capable of alarming those who preferred literary widows to behave like footnotes. Lapierre’s biography is substantial, richly detailed and written with the momentum of a novel. Dialogue, atmosphere and reconstructed scenes give the story a romantic sweep, while the underlying research follows Fanny from the American frontier to European artists’ circles and finally to the South Pacific. The result is biography with its travelling clothes on: scholarly enough to inform, but unwilling to sit stiffly beside the archive while adventure is occurring elsewhere. This is an absorbing choice for admirers of Robert Louis Stevenson, readers of women’s biography and anyone interested in lives too unruly for the labels attached to them. Fanny wa https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7020/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fanny-stevenson-jul-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books 4th Estate 9781857024128 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7019 Combat Search and Rescue in Desert Storm by Darrel D Whitcomb Modern combat aircraft are designed to fly fast, strike accurately and survive sophisticated enemy defences. Occasionally, despite the engineering, training and very expensive electronics, one ends up scattered across hostile territory with its pilot standing beside a parachute and wondering whether anybody knows precisely where he is. Combat Search and Rescue in Desert Storm examines what happened next during the 1991 Gulf War. Darrel D. Whitcomb traces the effort to locate and recover coalition aircrew shot down over Iraq and Kuwait. Combat search and rescue—CSAR to an institution naturally unable to rescue anybody until it has produced an abbreviation—is among the most dangerous and complicated forms of military operation. The survivor must evade capture, establish contact and identify his position while aircraft, helicopters, intelligence staff and command centres attempt to reach him without creating several additional people in need of rescue. The air campaign of Operation Desert Storm employed extraordinary technological and numerical superiority, but Whitcomb shows that the American system for recovering downed airmen was considerably less impressive. Budgetary decisions, organisational changes and competing service responsibilities had left the United States Air Force poorly prepared for the CSAR mission. Apparently it was possible to arrange thousands of sorties over one of the world’s most heavily defended regions before settling the comparatively modest question of who would collect anyone forced to leave an aircraft unexpectedly. The problem was not a lack of courage or capable machines. Helicopter crews, special operations personnel, fighter pilots, airborne controllers and rescue coordinators were all prepared to act. What they lacked was a single, thoroughly rehearsed system linking detection, command, authentication, escort and recovery. Everyone understood that rescuing downed aircrew was important; agreement became less immediate when the conversation reached who commanded it, who searched, who authorised the launch and how quickly information should pass between them. Whitcomb approaches the subject as both historian and experienced combat aviator. Drawing upon his own background in search-and-rescue operations in Southeast Asia, as well as scores of interviews, correspondence and official sources, he reconstructs individual Desert Storm incidents from beginning to end. Each episode becomes a practical examination of decisions made under pressure, when information was incomplete, enemy forces were nearby and delay could transform a rescue into a recovery—or into nothing at all. The book considers successful extractions, unsuccessful attempts and cases in which no rescue mission could be mounted. It follows the progress of downed aviators from the moment their aircraft were hit through ejection, evasion, radio contact and the response of coalition forces. Some were recovered; others were captured or killed. Military history frequently enjoys arrows moving decisively across maps, but a stranded pilot has the inconvenient habit of reducing grand strategy to one frightened human being waiting for a particular sound in the sky. Aircraft and crews from different services had to work together across an enormous operational theatre. Special operations helicopters offered the ability to penetrate hostile territory at low level, while fixed-wing aircraft could suppress enemy defences, provide cover and help locate survivors. Tankers, command aircraft and intelligence systems supported the effort behind them. A rescue mission might therefore require an airborne organisation of remarkable complexity merely to place one helicopter beside one person. Whitcomb also examines the equipment issued to aircrew and the training intended to prepare them for isolation. Radios, survival gear, authentication procedures and evasion skills could determine whether a rescue force found the correct person before Iraqi troops did. In a war celebrated for precision-guided weapons, the decisive technology could still be a handheld radio whose user had just descended several miles beneath a parachute and landed somewhere not marked on the itinerary. The book is particularly strong on command and control: the unglamorous collection of decisions that determines whether brave crews are used effectively or merely exposed to additional danger. Who had authority to launch? What evidence was necessary? Who connected the search aircraft with the rescue force? Had the procedures actually been practised? These questions lack the visual appeal of a helicopter arriving under fire, but without satisfactory answers the helicopter remains safely on the ground while the survivor acquires an increasingly serious interest in administration. This is not simply a catalogue of heroic missions, nor is it a glossy celebration of Desert Storm’s a https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7019/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/combat-search-and-rescue-in-desert-storm-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Air University Press 9781585661534 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7018 Helicopter Gunships - Deadly Combat Weapon Systems by Wayne Mutza For most of its early existence, the helicopter was regarded as a useful airborne contraption for moving people, rescuing the injured and landing in places where a proper aeroplane would sensibly refuse to participate. Then somebody fitted one with guns, rockets and missiles, and the friendly flying utility vehicle became the helicopter gunship: still capable of hovering, but now with a considerably more forceful reason for doing so. In Helicopter Gunships: Deadly Combat Weapon Systems, Wayne Mutza examines the development, machinery and operational use of these heavily armed aircraft. From improvised conversions to purpose-built attack helicopters, the book traces the transformation of the rotorcraft into one of modern warfare’s most distinctive weapons—part aircraft, part weapons platform and part extremely loud announcement that events on the ground are about to become complicated. The gunship emerged from a simple military difficulty. Transport helicopters could deliver troops into dangerous territory, but hostile forces had an inconsiderate tendency to fire at them while they did it. Escorting helicopters therefore acquired machine guns, cannon and rocket pods, allowing them to suppress enemy positions and protect the troop carriers. The concept proved persuasive, particularly to the people being shot at, and increasingly elaborate armed helicopters followed. The Vietnam War became the great proving ground for the helicopter gunship. Aircraft such as modified Hueys provided escort, close air support and rapid firepower over jungle terrain where conventional aircraft could struggle to identify or remain near their targets. The Huey’s familiar outline might suggest evacuation, reinforcement or rescue; the pods and guns attached to it suggested that the precise nature of the visit would depend upon which side one happened to be on. Purpose-built machines such as the Bell AH-1 Cobra took the idea further. Narrow, fast and designed around its weapons, the Cobra dispensed with any remaining pretence that it was principally there to transport parcels. Pilot and gunner sat in tandem, presenting a smaller target while controlling cannon, rockets and missiles. The helicopter had evolved from battlefield taxi to airborne predator, although it still required mechanics, fuel and a heroic quantity of maintenance before becoming predatory each morning. Mutza explores the variety of weapons carried by gunships, including machine guns, automatic cannon, grenade launchers, unguided rockets and anti-tank missiles. Each system was designed to solve a particular battlefield problem, usually by ensuring that the problem acquired several additional holes. Combined with increasingly advanced sights, sensors and fire-control equipment, these weapons allowed helicopters to locate, engage and destroy targets by day or night. The book ranges across American and international designs, examining how different armed forces adapted the gunship concept to their own terrain, doctrines and budgets. Some produced sleek specialist attack helicopters; others attached whatever armament was available to an existing airframe and encouraged the crew to be inventive. Military innovation often begins with sophisticated engineering, but it also has a respectable secondary tradition of brackets, wiring and somebody saying, “That ought to hold.” Alongside famous aircraft and major conflicts, the book considers experimental designs, unusual installations and less familiar gunship variants. Aviation history is full of machines that entered legendary service and machines that entered a hangar, frightened several accountants and were never mentioned again. Both varieties help explain how the modern attack helicopter developed. Lavishly illustrated, Helicopter Gunships is particularly attractive to aviation enthusiasts and modellers who wish to examine airframes, camouflage schemes, weapon mounts and operational details. The photographs reveal the remarkable diversity of aircraft grouped beneath the term “gunship,” from workmanlike conversions bristling with hardware to specialised machines shaped by decades of battlefield experience. It also offers a compact history of changing military technology. Early crews relied upon visual observation, simple gunsights and considerable courage; later aircraft gained thermal imaging, laser guidance and missiles capable of engaging armour from a safer distance. “Safer,” naturally, remains a comparative word when applied to hovering above a battlefield in a machine whose continued flight depends upon a large rotating component remaining attached. This is an excellent choice for readers interested in military aviation, rotary-wing operations, Vietnam, attack helicopters or machines carrying far more weaponry than their original inventors probably imagined. It demonstrates how the helicopter’s ability to hover, manoeuvr https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7018/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/helicopter-gunships-deadly-combat-weapon-systems-jul-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Specialty Press 9781580071543 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7017 Voodoo Warriors - The Story of the McDonnell Voodoo Fast-Jets by Nigel Walpole The McDonnell F-101 Voodoo belonged to that wonderfully immoderate generation of Cold War aircraft designed when the principal requirements for a fighter were enormous engines, alarming speed and sufficient fuel to reach wherever the next international crisis happened to be. Sleek, powerful and faintly menacing even while parked, it looked exactly like an aeroplane built to intercept Soviet bombers before anyone had time to become philosophical about the consequences. In Voodoo Warriors, Nigel Walpole tells the story of the Voodoo and the airmen who flew it, tracing the aircraft from its origins in McDonnell’s XF-88 project through its varied operational career with the United States and Canadian air forces. Conceived initially as a long-range escort fighter, the Voodoo entered service in several rather different roles, proving once again that military aircraft rarely spend their careers doing precisely what was written on the original order form. The single-seat F-101A and F-101C served as fighter-bombers with Tactical Air Command, combining substantial range with the ability to travel at more than twice the speed of sound. This was an era when “tactical” might involve carrying a nuclear weapon across Europe at extremely low altitude, which rather stretched the ordinary meaning of the word. Pilots trained to arrive quickly, accurately and with no realistic expectation that the return journey would feature prominently in the proceedings. The reconnaissance RF-101 became one of the most important versions of the aircraft. Its guns were replaced by cameras, allowing it to fly fast over places where cameras were not especially welcome. Voodoos undertook dangerous reconnaissance missions during the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Vietnam War, gathering the photographs upon which commanders and politicians depended. The aircraft was unarmed, but compensated by moving at a speed intended to make hostile objections arrive slightly too late. Then there was the two-seat F-101B interceptor, built to defend North America against Soviet bombers. Operating within the elaborate machinery of continental air defence, these aircraft waited on alert with crews ready to launch at short notice, locate approaching bombers and fire nuclear or conventional air-to-air weapons. This was considered a reassuring defensive arrangement at the time, although the inclusion of nuclear rockets suggests that reassurance had acquired a specialised Cold War definition. Canada also adopted the aircraft as the CF-101, using it for the defence of North American airspace. In Royal Canadian Air Force service, the Voodoo spent years guarding a country inconveniently large enough to make almost every interception a long-distance journey. Canadian machines acquired distinctive markings, loyal crews and an operational history that extended well beyond the type’s frontline American career. Walpole places the men alongside the machinery, drawing upon the experiences of pilots and navigators who flew the Voodoo in Europe, North America and Southeast Asia. Their recollections capture the exhilaration of flying an immensely powerful fast jet as well as the less glamorous business of poor visibility, mechanical failures, difficult landings and discovering that the aircraft’s enormous performance did not exempt it from weather. The Voodoo was formidable but not necessarily forgiving. Its high-mounted tail, powerful engines and demanding handling characteristics required attention and respect, two qualities sometimes difficult to maintain while crossing hostile territory at tremendous speed. Like many Cold War aircraft, it was designed around a particular set of strategic anxieties and then entrusted to young men expected to make the whole arrangement work in darkness, cloud and occasional enemy fire. Illustrated with photographs and informed by first-hand accounts, Voodoo Warriors is both a technical history and an operational portrait. It explains the aircraft’s development and variants without losing sight of what it was like to climb into one, light the afterburners and convert large quantities of fuel into noise, acceleration and rapidly diminishing geography. This is an excellent choice for aviation enthusiasts, Cold War historians, modellers and anybody who believes aircraft looked more exciting when designers were still willing to give them names such as Voodoo. It covers reconnaissance, nuclear strike, interception and air-defence operations—an impressive collection of duties for an aeroplane whose original purpose had already begun changing before it properly entered service. This copy is in Good condition, showing ordinary signs of previous ownership but remaining perfectly suitable for another sortie. Offered by Crappy Old Books, it is a substantial tribute to an aircraft that was fast, versatile and unmistakably of its age—an age when the sky was full https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7017/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/voodoo-warriers-jul-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pen and Sword Aviation 9781844154142 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7016 War Baby by Jacky Gillott Garbie is pregnant, unmarried and determined to have an abortion—a predicament which, in the respectable England of War Baby, gives almost everyone an opportunity to develop an opinion about her life. Unfortunately, the one opinion liable to become lost amid the moral concern, social convention and administrative arrangements is Garbie’s own. Told through flashback, Jacky Gillott’s novel follows Garbie as she considers the pregnancy, her past and the narrow collection of acceptable futures society has thoughtfully prepared for women in her position. Pregnancy may be biologically personal, but the surrounding world treats it as public property, complete with interested parties, unsolicited judgements and a committee apparently entitled to inspect the minutes. Garbie is not a conveniently radiant heroine awaiting the discovery of maternal fulfilment. She is plain, anxious, observant and painfully conscious of her place in the social order. She has no husband waiting nobly in the next chapter and no large private income with which to transform a crisis into an interesting period of reflection. Respectability is available, as usual, but only to those who can afford the entrance fee. Gillott uses Garbie’s situation to examine the gulf between privileged and disadvantaged lives. The same pregnancy can be treated as a manageable inconvenience, a romantic complication or a moral catastrophe depending upon money, family and social position. Society enjoys announcing universal principles; it is rather less enthusiastic about distributing universal choices. Written during an era when abortion had recently become legally available in Britain but remained surrounded by shame, suspicion and fierce public argument, War Baby explores the distance between legal permission and genuine freedom. A right existing on paper is one thing. Exercising it while being examined by doctors, relatives, acquaintances and the invisible jury of conventional opinion is quite another. Yet this is not merely an “issue novel” with characters arranged around a debate like chairs in a television studio. Gillott is interested in the contradictory inner life behind the public question: fear, resentment, longing, guilt and the possibility that a woman may want several mutually incompatible things at once. Human beings are inconsiderate that way, particularly when literature would prefer them to represent a clear position. Garbie’s reflections open onto a broader portrait of English society, its class divisions and its talent for disguising coercion as concern. The novel asks what motherhood means when it is expected, what choice means when the available alternatives are unequal, and how much of a woman’s identity is permitted to remain hers once pregnancy has made everyone else suddenly attentive. Jacky Gillott brought to her fiction the sharp social eye of an experienced journalist and broadcaster. Her prose combines political seriousness with an eccentric, darkly comic awareness of human behaviour. She recognises that institutions can be cruel without raising their voices and that respectable people often perform their most impressive moral gymnastics while insisting they are merely being practical. First published in 1971, War Baby belongs unmistakably to the period of second-wave feminism, changing sexual attitudes and battles over reproductive autonomy. Nevertheless, its questions have shown an irritating refusal to become historical curiosities. The clothes, terminology and medical procedures may alter, while society continues enthusiastically discussing women’s bodies as though they were communal facilities requiring improved management. This 1981 Granada edition is ideal for readers interested in feminist fiction, women’s social history and neglected British novels of the post-war period. It is thoughtful, uncomfortable and unexpectedly funny, although its humour comes from the grim recognition that absurdity and injustice are often perfectly capable of sharing an office. This copy is in Good condition, showing some ordinary evidence of age but remaining ready to provoke, amuse and unsettle another reader. Offered by Crappy Old Books, it is a striking novel about pregnancy, abortion, class and the complicated business of making a personal decision when the entire nation appears to have pulled up a chair. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7016/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/war-baby-jul-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granada 9780586052907 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7015 Spider Mountain by PT Deutermann Cam Richter has already enjoyed the traditional rewards of a career in law enforcement: danger, enemies, damaged nerves and the growing suspicion that retirement would be much easier if criminals respected it. In P. T. Deutermann’s Spider Mountain, the former North Carolina police officer and reluctant private investigator ventures into the Appalachian wilderness, where the scenery is magnificent, the roads are questionable and certain local residents would strongly prefer outsiders to admire the mountains from somewhere else. Richter is approached by Special Agent Carrie Santangelo of the North Carolina State Bureau of Investigation, who has been looking into a disturbing case involving a missing child and a deeply isolated mountain community. She has encountered resistance of the emphatic rural variety and needs someone capable of operating outside ordinary police channels. Cam, being intelligent enough to recognise an extremely dangerous situation but apparently not sensible enough to avoid one, agrees to investigate. The trail leads into the remote country surrounding Spider Mountain, territory dominated by the Creigh family. The Creighs possess land, influence, armed relatives and their own approach to civic administration. At the centre of the clan is the formidable Grinny Creigh, a matriarch whose family values are unlikely to appear embroidered on decorative cushions. Her authority reaches across the mountain, and questions from strangers are treated less as conversation than as a preliminary stage of trespassing. Cam soon discovers that official jurisdiction becomes rather theoretical in places where everyone is related, silence is inherited and the nearest assistance may be several steep miles away. The mountains offer caves, ravines, thick forest and plenty of attractive locations in which a troublesome investigator might cease troubling anyone. Nature provides the grandeur; human beings handle the menace. Fortunately, Cam is accompanied by his German shepherds, Frick and Frack, whose investigative methods rely less upon warrants and rather more upon teeth. They are loyal, intelligent and frequently better judges of character than the people around them. In a thriller populated by law officers, criminals and secretive mountain families, the dogs emerge as unusually trustworthy members of the cast, although their interviewing technique lacks delicacy. Deutermann combines police procedure, backwoods suspense and outdoor survival in a story that moves from official enquiries to a much more personal confrontation. What begins as an investigation into a missing child expands into a struggle against a family system built upon fear, violence and generations of secrecy. The deeper Cam travels into the mountains, the clearer it becomes that leaving again may require more than a reliable map. The Appalachian setting supplies much of the novel’s atmosphere. This is a landscape at once beautiful and forbidding, where isolation can preserve independence, community and traditions—but can also preserve things that ought to have been exposed to daylight some time ago. Mobile reception is poor, local memories are long and even the trees appear reluctant to give evidence. Spider Mountain is the second novel featuring Cam Richter, following The Cat Dancers, but it can be enjoyed as a vigorous standalone thriller. Readers returning to the series will find Cam once again pursuing the truth with determination, tactical experience and the admirable inability to leave a dangerous secret alone. Newcomers need only understand that he has a complicated past, two excellent dogs and a remarkable talent for entering places where people have already warned him not to go. Ideal for readers who enjoy rugged crime thrillers, isolated communities, sinister family empires, wilderness action and heroes whose attempts at a quieter life immediately produce gunfire. Deutermann keeps the investigation moving while steadily tightening the sense of confinement, proving that wide-open country can become extremely claustrophobic once the wrong people know you are in it. This copy is in Very Good condition, having negotiated Spider Mountain with considerably less damage than several of its inhabitants. Offered by Crappy Old Books, it is a tense and atmospheric excursion into a beautiful corner of North Carolina where hospitality is conditional, family loyalty is compulsory and an innocent walking holiday would be a catastrophically poor choice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7015/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spidermountain-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Paperbacks 9780312945930 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7013 Jesus - Man Messenger Messiah by Abu Zakariya Jesus of Nazareth occupies a rather unusual position in human history: revered by billions, discussed for two thousand years and still capable of producing a theological disagreement before everyone has finished introducing themselves. In Jesus: Man, Messenger, Messiah, Abu Zakariya examines Jesus from an Islamic perspective, explaining how the figure known to Muslims as Isa fits into the wider story of prophecy, revelation and humanity’s relationship with God. For readers accustomed to Christianity, the Islamic view can seem both strikingly familiar and fundamentally different. Islam honours Jesus as the Messiah, accepts his miraculous birth to the Virgin Mary, recognises his miracles and regards him as one of God’s greatest messengers. It does not, however, identify him as God or as the literal son of God. Thus begins a discussion in which agreement and disagreement sit beside one another with the slightly strained politeness of relatives at a large family gathering. Zakariya sets out to explore who Jesus was, what he taught and how beliefs about him developed. Drawing upon the Qur’an, the Bible and historical arguments, he compares Islamic and Christian understandings of Jesus and considers whether later doctrines accurately reflect the message preached by Jesus himself. The central contention is that Jesus belonged to the long succession of prophets who called humanity to worship the one God—the same essential mission associated with Abraham, Moses and Muhammad. The book addresses some fairly substantial questions: Was Jesus divine? What did he mean by “Son of God”? Did he teach the doctrine of the Trinity? How did early Christians understand him? And how did a Jewish preacher in Roman Palestine eventually become the subject of creeds written in specialised theological language centuries later? These are not small matters, although religious history has never shown much enthusiasm for limiting itself to small matters. Written as an accessible work of Islamic outreach rather than a neutral academic survey, the book argues its position openly. Readers are not required to hunt through the undergrowth wondering what the author thinks. Zakariya presents the Islamic case directly, challenges conventional Christian interpretations and invites the reader to reconsider assumptions that may previously have arrived fully assembled and without an instruction manual. The result is an introduction both to the Islamic Jesus and to the broader Muslim understanding of revelation. In this account, prophets do not establish competing religions like rival shops on the same high street; they deliver successive versions of one enduring message. Humanity, displaying its usual gift for administrative complication, then supplies denominations, councils, controversies, technical vocabulary and several thousand years of disagreement. This will appeal to readers interested in comparative religion, Islam, Christianity, theology, interfaith discussion or the historical development of beliefs about Jesus. Christian readers may disagree strongly with its conclusions, Muslim readers may find it a useful presentation of familiar beliefs, and readers of neither faith may simply be intrigued to discover how differently the same religious figure can be understood. It is also a useful reminder that Jesus is not solely a Christian figure. He has an honoured and important place within Islam, where he is regarded as Messiah and messenger, but emphatically a man rather than a deity. That distinction is the heart of this book and, as theological distinctions go, it is not one likely to pass unnoticed. This copy is in As New condition, having apparently undergone none of the trials, schisms or doctrinal controversies discussed within. Offered by Crappy Old Books, it is a clean and thought-provoking introduction to a Jesus many Western readers may know surprisingly little about—despite his having been famous for approximately two millennia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7013/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jesus-man-messenger-messiah-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books IERA 9781910952030 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7012 South and West - From a Notebook by Joan Didion In the summer of 1970, Joan Didion travelled through Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama with a notebook, a sharp eye and what appears to have been a constitutional inability to accept anything at face value. South and West: From a Notebook gathers the observations from that journey alongside notes made in 1976 while she was supposed to be writing about the Patty Hearst trial in San Francisco. She did not, in the end, write the trial piece, but Didion’s abandoned assignments have a habit of producing more interesting literature than most writers’ completed ones. The South she encounters is not presented as a neat region awaiting explanation. It is humid, ritualised, suspicious, theatrical and burdened by memories that seem to have acquired property rights. Didion records conversations, meals, motels, courthouse squares, graveyards, radio broadcasts and the peculiar emotional weather of places where history is not safely in the past but sitting nearby, listening to what everyone says. These are notebook entries rather than a polished travel narrative, which means there is no cheerful itinerary, no list of recommended restaurants and very little indication that the author has travelled anywhere for the purpose of enjoying herself. Instead, Didion notices what people wear, what they avoid saying, what they say repeatedly and what the arrangement of a hotel room reveals about an entire civilisation. Other travellers bring home souvenirs; Didion brings home unease. Her South is full of elaborate courtesies, old resentments, social codes and conversations that seem simultaneously intimate and impenetrable. She listens to people discuss race, class, politics, family, violence and the future while remaining alert to the distance between the words being spoken and the thing actually meant. A lesser observer might have asked for clarification. Didion simply writes it down and allows the silence around it to become part of the evidence. The second section turns westward to California and Didion’s own complicated relationship with the place. Asked to cover the Patty Hearst trial, she instead becomes preoccupied with San Francisco, Sacramento and the contrast between California’s self-invented mythology and the deeply rooted traditions of the South. California likes to imagine that history can be escaped by driving far enough west; Didion, being Californian, knows better. Although slim, South and West is dense with the qualities that made Didion such a distinctive writer: precision, coolness, curiosity and an unnerving talent for spotting the crack in a perfectly respectable surface. She rarely announces her conclusions. She places the details carefully, steps away and leaves the reader to notice that the room has become colder. Published in 2017 from notebooks written decades earlier, the book is both a fragment of unfinished journalism and a completed portrait of the author’s way of seeing. It catches America at particular moments in 1970 and 1976, yet its arguments about regional identity, memory, race and belonging remain disturbingly current. Evidently the future arrived but neglected to tidy up. This is an excellent book for admirers of Didion, students of American culture, travellers who distrust travel writing and anyone who enjoys prose capable of turning a roadside lunch into an inquiry concerning the national character. It can be read quickly, although Didion’s sentences tend to remain behind after the pages have finished, quietly rearranging the furniture in one’s mind. This copy is in Near Fine condition, meaning that it has come through its own journey with considerably less wear than America. Offered by Crappy Old Books, it is a compact, elegant and quietly unsettling volume from a writer who could enter a room, note the curtains and somehow leave with a diagnosis of the republic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7012/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/south-and-west-jul-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books 4th Estate 9780008257170 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7009 Surviving Hell - A POWs Journey by Leo Thorsness There are bad days at work, and then there is being shot down over North Vietnam, injured during the ejection, captured by the enemy and informed—without the benefit of a calendar invitation—that the next six years will be spent as a prisoner of war. Surviving Hell is Leo Thorsness’s extraordinary account of captivity in the notorious “Hanoi Hilton,” where the accommodation was basic, the management actively hostile and complaints concerning the service were not encouraged. Thorsness was already an exceptionally courageous United States Air Force pilot. On 19 April 1967, flying an F-105 Thunderchief, he attacked enemy MiGs threatening two American airmen who had ejected from their aircraft. He destroyed one MiG, engaged several others and repeatedly put himself in danger to protect fellow aviators. The action would earn him the Medal of Honor—although, in one of bureaucracy’s more unusual delivery arrangements, he did not officially receive it until after his release. Eleven days later, Thorsness was himself shot down. He was captured and taken into the North Vietnamese prison system, beginning six years of interrogation, torture, deprivation, isolation and agonising uncertainty. The title therefore employs the word “journey” in its broadest possible sense. This was not the sort involving attractive scenery, complimentary refreshments or a mild dispute about whether somebody had reserved the window seat. What followed was a battle fought without aircraft, weapons or anything resembling normal freedom. Thorsness and his fellow prisoners resisted their captors through discipline, solidarity and countless small acts of defiance. Refusing to cooperate could mean punishment or solitary confinement, yet maintaining some control over one’s thoughts and conduct became a way of preserving identity when almost everything else had been taken away. Communication between prisoners was achieved through coded tapping on walls. By this means they exchanged information, encouragement, jokes, poetry and the reassurance that someone else remained alive on the other side. Thorsness memorised long passages sent through the tap code, turning his own mind into a private library that could not be confiscated during a cell inspection. It was an ingenious system, although one suspects the average reader will emerge newly appreciative of telephones. The memoir describes not only the brutality of captivity but also its vast stretches of boredom. Hours of terror might be followed by days in which virtually nothing happened, leaving prisoners alone with pain, hunger and their thoughts. Survival required more than physical toughness. It demanded routines, mental exercises, humour and an ability to find significance in events that, under ordinary circumstances, would have seemed magnificently trivial. Thorsness writes about the other prisoners as individuals rather than decorative figures in a general tale of heroism. Their personalities, weaknesses, eccentricities and methods of coping mattered enormously within the confined society of the prison camps. Men supported one another, argued, communicated through walls and developed ways of resisting without always knowing whether their efforts were visible beyond the next cell. Among the book’s most remarkable details is how Thorsness learned, through a coded message tapped from another prisoner, that he had been nominated for the Medal of Honor. The award had been kept secret because American officials feared that publicising it might cause his captors to treat him even more harshly. Being told through a prison wall that your country considers you a national hero must rank among history’s more complicated pieces of good news. Despite its subject, Surviving Hell is not unrelentingly grim. Thorsness writes with humour, clarity and a keen eye for the oddities of human behaviour. The humour never disguises what happened; instead, it demonstrates one of the means by which the prisoners endured it. When circumstances become completely absurd, laughter may be the final possession that authority has not yet managed to inventory. This is a memoir of courage, but not the polished, effortless courage commonly manufactured after the event. Thorsness shows endurance as a succession of choices made while frightened, injured and uncertain of the future. He also examines loyalty, faith, memory and the determination to return home as the same person—or at least a recognisable version of him—after years spent under conditions deliberately designed to break him. Published by Encounter Books in 2008, Surviving Hell is a powerful and surprisingly approachable account of the American POW experience during the Vietnam War. It will interest readers of military history, aviation, biography and human survival, as well as anyone who has ever described a delayed train as “absolute hell” and might now wish quietly to rev https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7009/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/surviving-hell-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Encounter Books 9781594032363 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7008 Afterburner - Naval Aviators and the Vietnam War by John Darrell Sherwood There are few human activities more calculated to make ordinary employment seem embarrassingly tame than being fired from an aircraft carrier in a jet full of fuel, explosives and extremely urgent intentions. Afterburner is John Darrell Sherwood’s absorbing history of the United States Navy’s aviators during the latter stages of the Vietnam War, when sophisticated aircraft, formidable training and truly staggering quantities of ordnance were brought together in the continuing hope that geopolitics might eventually agree to behave itself. The book concentrates particularly on 1972, the most intense year of the Navy’s air war. North Vietnam’s Easter Offensive prompted a massive American response, including the Linebacker bombing campaigns and Operation Pocket Money, the mining of Haiphong Harbor. Carrier decks became floating factories of organised violence, launching aircraft around the clock while pitching about on the sea—a working environment in which leaving a spanner somewhere inconvenient could become an international incident. Sherwood combines operational history with the experiences of twenty-one naval and Marine aviators, including pilots and naval flight officers. Drawing upon interviews, recollections and personal records, he gets behind the familiar pictures of gleaming jets and heroic silhouettes to examine the people strapped inside them. They were highly trained professionals, certainly, but also frightened, exhausted and occasionally bewildered human beings attempting to complete complex missions while strangers on the ground made energetic efforts to kill them. There are encounters with MiGs, attacks on heavily defended targets and missions against surface-to-air missile sites. The notorious “Iron Hand” crews deliberately went hunting for enemy radar installations whose principal purpose was to shoot them down—rather like entering a dark cellar to locate an angry tiger by waiting for it to bite first. Technology mattered enormously, but so did instinct, judgement, teamwork and the remarkably useful ability to remain calm while warning lights began expressing strong opinions. The book also gives proper attention to naval flight officers, the navigators, radar intercept officers and other back-seaters whose contribution was essential, despite the occasional condescension of pilots who naturally preferred to imagine that they alone were holding the entire aircraft—and perhaps Western civilisation—together. Sherwood shows how these specialists operated increasingly complicated electronic systems, guided missions and helped crews survive a battlefield becoming more technologically lethal by the month. Away from combat itself, he explores the peculiar society of naval aviation: its rituals, rivalries, confidence, dark humour and professional pride. Carrier aviation demanded a curious mixture of absolute discipline and carefully controlled recklessness. Everyone had to follow procedures precisely, except when the procedures ceased to fit events, at which point someone travelling at several hundred knots had to invent a better answer immediately. Sherwood does not restrict himself to the glamorous machinery. He also examines operations over Laos, the changing technology of aerial warfare and the experiences of men shot down and taken prisoner. The sections dealing with captivity are necessarily sobering. Here the swagger of the ready room gives way to endurance, isolation and the grim daily work of remaining oneself under conditions designed to make that increasingly difficult. This is not merely a catalogue of aircraft, missions and military abbreviations, although enthusiasts will find plenty of all three. Nor is it an uncomplicated celebration of airborne heroism. Sherwood sets individual courage against the unsettling arithmetic of the wider war: enormous expenditure, nearly eight million tons of bombs dropped across Southeast Asia and no tidy, definitive victory waiting at the end. It is difficult to imagine a more expensive demonstration that history does not always respond positively to additional horsepower. As an official naval historian, Sherwood understands both the machinery of operations and the institutions that organised them. Yet his real interest lies in the aircrews themselves: what they believed, how they coped and how the war looked from a cockpit rather than a conference table. The result is both military and social history, restoring human scale to a conflict so often narrated through tonnage, targets and political declarations issued by men comfortably beyond missile range. Published by New York University Press in 2004, this is an intelligent and highly readable study of skill, bravery, technology and institutional culture during one of the most controversial wars of the twentieth century. It should appeal to readers of aviation history, naval history, Vietnam studies and anyo https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7008/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/afterburner-jul-2026.jpg 17.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New York University Press 9780814798423 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7006 The Word for World is Forest by Ursula K le Guin On the planet Athshe, the word for “world” is also the word for “forest,” because forest covers the land, shapes the culture and sustains every form of life the inhabitants know. The human colonists from Earth interpret this as evidence that the planet contains an encouraging quantity of timber. The Terrans have renamed Athshe “New Tahiti” and established logging settlements to supply wood to an Earth whose own forests have largely disappeared. Having exhausted one world, humanity has crossed interstellar space and discovered the considerable convenience of exhausting another. Progress is maintained, provided nobody asks why the advanced civilisation always arrives requiring resources from the supposedly primitive one. The native Athsheans are small, green-furred people whose society is peaceful, decentralised and intimately connected with the forest. They practise conscious dreaming and move between waking and dream states with an ease the Terrans cannot understand. The colonists classify them as inferior, force them into labour and use a derogatory name for them, because exploitation proceeds more smoothly once its victims have been linguistically reduced to something that does not require sympathy. Captain Davidson embodies the colonial attitude at its most confident. He regards the forest as wasted land, the Athsheans as subhuman and violence as evidence of masculine competence. His belief in human superiority survives largely because he defines every human crime as necessary and every act of resistance as barbaric. Civilisation, in his usage, means that the people carrying out the destruction possess paperwork. Raj Lyubov, the colony’s anthropologist, recognises the intelligence and complexity of Athshean culture and attempts to understand it. Yet his knowledge does not give him the power—or always the courage—to stop what is happening. Le Guin is unsparing about the limits of benevolent observation: correctly describing oppression is not the same as preventing it, however admirable the field notes. The Athshean Selver is driven into resistance after suffering devastating personal violence at the hands of the colonists. To defend his people, he introduces them to deliberate killing on a scale their culture has never known. The Terrans can eventually be expelled, but the knowledge of murder cannot be uninvented. Victory saves the forest while permanently altering those who fought for it. Le Guin’s central tragedy is therefore not simply the destruction of an ecosystem or the brutality of colonial rule. It is the transmission of violence from the invader to the invaded. The Athsheans learn how to wage war from the people who insist they are too primitive to understand civilisation, one of imperial history’s more dependable educational programmes. First published in 1972 in Harlan Ellison’s anthology Again, Dangerous Visions, the novella was written in the shadow of the Vietnam War. Its helicopters become aircraft flying above an alien forest; its military occupation becomes planetary colonisation; and its language of racial superiority and economic necessity is moved just far enough into the future to become embarrassingly visible. Le Guin later acknowledged the story’s anger and unusually direct polemical force. Part of her Hainish sequence, The Word for World Is Forest won the Hugo Award for Best Novella in 1973. It is brief, fierce and considerably less comforting than its lyrical title might suggest. Readers of The Left Hand of Darkness and The Dispossessed will recognise Le Guin’s interest in anthropology, language and competing social systems, here sharpened into an ecological and anti-colonial accusation. This 2010 Tor edition is in Good condition. It shows the ordinary evidence of previous reading but remains sound, complete and printed on paper whose ancestral forest cannot now be identified. An excellent reading copy of one of Le Guin’s most forceful works. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where worlds are not renamed for marketing purposes and all forests are treated as more than unprocessed shelving. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7006/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-word-for-world-is-forest-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor 9780765324641 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7005 The Unathorised History of Trek by James Van Hise Before Star Trek became a vast commercial federation of television series, films, novels, conventions, toys and mugs that reveal the starship Enterprise when filled with tea, it was an uncertain 1960s television project repeatedly threatened with cancellation. Its eventual conquest of popular culture was less a five-year mission than a prolonged administrative accident supported by unusually determined viewers. In The Unauthorised History of Trek, James Van Hise traces the series from Gene Roddenberry’s original conception through the rejected first pilot, the arrival of Captain Kirk and the three-season run of the original programme. It follows the writers, actors, designers and producers who constructed a convincing twenty-third century inside a television studio possessing distinctly twentieth-century budgets. The book looks behind familiar episodes at the compromises and improvisations involved in making them. Sets were reused, props acquired new functions and alien worlds frequently occupied the same patch of Californian landscape. The Federation may have possessed faster-than-light travel, but the production department still had to finish filming by Friday. Van Hise examines the casting of William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley and the rest of the Enterprise crew, along with the tensions and creative disputes that accompanied the series. Spock’s pointed ears, initially regarded as a potential embarrassment by nervous executives, became one of television’s most recognisable features. This was an important victory for Vulcan representation and the theatrical adhesive industry. The story continues through cancellation, syndication and the extraordinary growth of fandom that brought Star Trek back from the dead. Fans organised conventions, wrote letters and kept the programme in circulation until the television failure became a profitable cultural phenomenon. Network executives eventually discovered that an audience does not cease to exist merely because it has been officially informed that its favourite programme is over. The animated series, the feature films and Star Trek: The Next Generation are also covered, showing how the original Enterprise developed into a continuing universe. Each revival required its creators to preserve the ideals of exploration, tolerance and cooperation while negotiating contracts, budgets and the question of whether another Klingon forehead redesign was strictly necessary. Alongside the history, the book includes little-known production stories, legendary incidents and a season-by-season episode checklist. It is both narrative and reference guide, suitable for reading straight through or consulting after suddenly needing to establish which episode involved duplicate Kirks, space hippies or a highly emotional silicon-based life form. The history is “unauthorised,” meaning it was not prepared, approved or endorsed by the companies responsible for the series. This gives Van Hise room to discuss the disagreements, miscalculations and backstage complications that an official account might transport quietly to a penal colony. It also means no Starfleet representative has certified the contents for historical accuracy in the twenty-third century. Published by Voyager in 1997, the book captures Star Trek after thirty years of expansion, when it had already become one of the most durable creations in science fiction but had not yet accumulated several further decades of prequels, reboots and alternative timelines. It is therefore a history of Trek from the relatively simple era when keeping track of the franchise did not yet require a dedicated computer core. This copy is in Good condition. It shows the normal evidence of previous missions but remains sound, complete and ready for another five-year voyage through production history. No tribbles have been found in the spine, although purchasers should continue monitoring the situation. Sold by Crappy Old Books, an unauthorised retailer operating outside Federation space. Payment in gold-pressed latinum is regrettably not supported. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7005/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-unathorsed-history-of-trek-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Voyager 9780006482925 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7004 McDonnell Douglas F-4 Gun Nosed Phantoms - Warbird Tech Vol 8 by Kris Hughes - Walter Dranem The McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II was designed during an optimistic period when military planners believed the guided missile had made the aircraft cannon obsolete. Future aerial combat would be conducted at a dignified distance by sophisticated electronics, and no pilot would again need to manoeuvre behind an opponent and shoot at it. The Vietnam War then supplied the customary field test of an immaculate theory. McDonnell Douglas F-4 Gun-Nosed Phantoms examines the development of the later Phantom variants fitted with an internal cannon, most notably the F-4E. Beneath its extended nose sat the six-barrel M61 Vulcan, capable of firing several thousand rounds per minute and restoring to the aircraft an ability its designers had confidently declared unnecessary. Technological progress occasionally involves installing the thing removed during the previous round of technological progress. Kris Hughes and Walter Dranem trace the Phantom from its early production and adoption by the United States Air Force through the combat experience that produced the gunfighter version. The original F-4 had speed, power, radar, missiles and a crew of two, but close-range engagements exposed the disadvantages of relying entirely upon weapons that did not always lock on, launch or hit the intended aircraft. A cannon remained refreshingly uncomplicated once everybody had completed the difficult business of pointing the aeroplane. The book looks beneath the Phantom’s famously substantial exterior through technical-manual extracts, cutaway and exploded views, diagrams and detailed photographs. Airframe construction, cockpit equipment, engines, weapons and systems are presented for the enthusiast who wants more than a handsome photograph disappearing into cloud. The Phantom contained an enormous quantity of machinery, much of it apparently fitted wherever engineers discovered an unoccupied cavity. Operational photographs show the gun-nosed aircraft in service, particularly over Vietnam, where its size, twin engines and characteristic smoke trails made it difficult to mistake for anything subtle. The Phantom was fast, rugged and immensely capable, but concealment was not among its leading qualities. It entered combat rather as a large industrial building might arrive if provided with afterburners. The volume also follows subsequent versions and developments as the basic airframe was adapted for different roles and operators. The Phantom became fighter, interceptor, strike aircraft, reconnaissance platform and radar-suppression specialist, enjoying the sort of career flexibility now demanded on application forms but seldom achieved by the applicants. This is Volume 8 in the Warbird Tech series, intended to combine accessible aviation history with enough engineering detail to satisfy modellers, restorers and readers who regard a cockpit photograph as incomplete unless every switch can be identified. It is especially useful as a visual reference, with its mixture of vintage imagery and technical material showing not merely what the aircraft looked like but how its various alarming components fitted together. Published by Specialty Press in 1997, this is a compact but information-rich study of one of the defining combat aircraft of the Cold War. It will appeal to Phantom enthusiasts, military aviation historians, scale modellers and anyone interested in the lengthy process by which an aircraft originally denied a gun became celebrated as a gunfighter. This copy is in Very Good condition. It has survived nearly three decades with little wear and remains clean, sound and ready for inspection. No cannon residue, hydraulic fluid or characteristic J79 smoke has been detected on the pages. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all Phantoms are supplied without fuel, ammunition or permission to make a low-level pass over the dispatch department. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7004/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/f-4-gun-nosed-phantoms-jul-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Specialty Press 9780933424715 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7003 The Secret Hunters by Anthony Kemp When the Second World War ended in Europe, numerous members of the Special Air Service and Special Operations Executive did not return home. They had vanished after capture behind enemy lines, and the German records that might explain their fate were incomplete, concealed or awaiting discovery in offices whose former occupants had developed an urgent interest in civilian clothing. The Secret Hunters tells the story of the postwar effort to discover what happened to these missing men and women and to identify those responsible for their deaths. Former SAS and SOE personnel, intelligence officers and war-crimes investigators followed trails through liberated concentration camps, abandoned headquarters, witness statements and captured documents. The shooting had stopped, but the paperwork had become unusually dangerous. Many of the missing commandos and agents had been murdered under Hitler’s notorious Commando Order, which directed that captured Allied special-forces personnel should be executed rather than treated as prisoners of war. Men and women operating in uniform or as clandestine agents could therefore disappear into prisons and camps, leaving families and comrades with official uncertainty where a grave ought to have been. The investigators reconstructed missions, traced prisoners through the Nazi security system and located witnesses among survivors, guards and local residents. Their work led them across France and occupied Germany to sites where captured personnel had been interrogated, transported and killed. Each answer depended upon fragments: a name in a register, an exhumed body, a remembered vehicle or an official whose wartime efficiency became less impressive when somebody began reading his files. Anthony Kemp also examines the fate of SOE agents, including women sent into occupied Europe to organise resistance networks and communications. After the war, figures such as Vera Atkins worked relentlessly to establish what had happened to missing colleagues. They faced not only destroyed evidence and evasive suspects but official reluctance, because governments that had enthusiastically sent agents into danger were sometimes less energetic about explaining why they had not returned. The hunt for the killers continued for several years and resulted in arrests and war-crimes trials. Yet the story is not one of flawlessly administered justice. Some perpetrators were convicted, others escaped, and changing political priorities gradually weakened the determination to pursue remaining suspects. Once the Cold War began, yesterday’s enemy could possess useful knowledge about tomorrow’s, and moral clarity encountered the administrative advantages of selective memory. Kemp draws upon official reports, including early documentation of Nazi concentration camps and investigations that remained little known outside military and intelligence circles. The book reveals a curious continuation of special operations after victory: the surviving members no longer parachuted behind enemy lines, but they still relied upon secrecy, persistence and the refusal to abandon their comrades. Published by Michael O’Mara Books in 1986, The Secret Hunters is a concise, illustrated account of war-crimes investigation, the SAS, the SOE and the unresolved human consequences of clandestine warfare. It will appeal to readers interested in special forces, intelligence history, Nazi crimes and the difficult transition from winning a war to deciding what justice after it should mean. This copy is in Good condition. It shows the ordinary signs of previous reading but remains sound, complete and ready for inspection. No missing agents, concealed documents or former Gestapo officials have been found inside. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where secret hunters are welcome, although all searches of the stockroom must be authorised in advance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7003/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-hunters-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael OMara Books Ltd 9780948397356 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7002 Anglo-Saxon Attitudes by Angus Wilson Professor Gerald Middleton has spent his career studying the past while making an impressive mess of the present. Now sixty, professionally respectable and privately convinced that much of his life has been wasted, he decides to investigate an archaeological mystery he has spent decades carefully avoiding. Historians are generally enthusiastic about confronting uncomfortable truths once everyone directly involved is safely dead. The mystery concerns the celebrated Melpham excavation, where a grotesque pagan fertility idol was discovered in the tomb of the early Christian Bishop Eorpwald. The find transformed scholarly understanding of Anglo-Saxon religion and supplied generations of academics with something substantial to disagree about. Unfortunately, Gerald has reason to believe that the idol was planted as a hoax by his old friend Gilbert Stokesay, whose drunken confession has remained buried almost as successfully as the object itself. For years Gerald has done nothing. Exposing the fraud would damage reputations, overturn scholarship and reveal his own cowardice in remaining silent. More personally, the excavation is entangled with his relationship with Gilbert’s fiancée, Dollie, with whom Gerald began an affair before Gilbert was killed in the First World War. The past is therefore not a tidy field of academic evidence but a badly organised storage room containing guilt, adultery and an exceptionally embarrassing pagan figure. Gerald’s family provides no refuge. His estranged Scandinavian wife Inge has constructed an elaborate private reality in which awkward facts are refused admission. Their adult children have accumulated unhappy marriages, resentments, affairs and grievances against their parents. Gerald attempts to repair some of the damage, only to discover that relatives do not respond to historical reassessment quite as calmly as manuscripts. Around them, Angus Wilson assembles a wonderfully sharp collection of scholars, social climbers, fading performers, businessmen, lovers, dependants and professional manipulators. Everyone is concealing something, misinterpreting somebody else or maintaining a moral position that becomes flexible under personal pressure. English respectability survives chiefly because so many people have agreed not to examine it closely. First published in 1956, Anglo-Saxon Attitudes is both an archaeological mystery and a broad satirical portrait of postwar England. Wilson examines academic vanity, family cruelty, sexual hypocrisy and the comfortable arrangements by which institutions protect themselves from truth. The hoax at Melpham matters, but so does the larger question of how people construct an acceptable history of their own behaviour and then cite it as an authoritative source. The title comes from Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking-Glass, where the Anglo-Saxon Messenger adopts peculiar bodily attitudes when happy. Wilson’s characters assume attitudes of a different sort: moral, intellectual, social and frequently unsustainable. Very few are happy, but nearly everyone has developed a position. The novel has the crowded energy of Dickens and the social malice of someone who has spent enough time around respectable institutions to understand how they actually operate. Its comedy is dark, its plotting elaborate and its sympathies surprisingly humane. Gerald’s attempt to uncover the truth becomes a late effort to recover some moral purpose—not heroically early, perhaps, but before the final bibliography is compiled. This 1992 Penguin Books edition is in Good condition. It shows the reasonable signs of previous reading but remains sound, complete and free of planted archaeological artefacts. Any phallic pagan idol discovered inside should be reported before the listing is revised. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all historical claims are subject to verification and family scandals may be stored securely behind the bookcase. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7002/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anglo-saxon-attitudes-jul-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140013115 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7001 Enemy No 19 by Stanley Septimus Pavillard During the Second World War, Stanley Septimus Pavillard served as a medical officer in Malaya and Singapore before being captured by the Japanese in February 1942. He was subsequently sent to the camps of the Burma–Thailand Railway, where disease, starvation, forced labour and systematic brutality killed thousands. More than fifty years later, he returned to that world in Enemy No. 19, a novel grounded in experiences for which research facilities had been supplied rather too comprehensively. The story is set in the Far East under Japanese occupation and draws upon the precarious lives of prisoners who found themselves reduced from soldiers and civilians to numbers under an administration that regarded survival as an unnecessary luxury. The title itself suggests the official conversion of a human being into an item on an enemy list: identity simplified, dignity removed and paperwork presumably completed in triplicate. Pavillard had already written directly about his captivity in Bamboo Doctor, first published in 1960. Enemy No. 19 is a later fictional treatment rather than simply a reissue of that memoir, allowing him to shape the realities of captivity into a wartime novel. Its inventions are supported by the unmistakable knowledge of someone who had seen the camps from inside and knew precisely how much could be improvised when conventional civilisation, medical equipment and elementary mercy had all become unavailable. As a prisoner-of-war doctor, Pavillard treated men suffering from cholera, dysentery, tropical ulcers, malnutrition and deficiency diseases with almost no proper supplies. He improvised apparatus from bamboo, performed surgery with crude instruments and organised treatments under conditions in which an ordinary hospital inspection might reasonably have concluded that the building, equipment, food and freedom were all missing. He also risked his life sending information about camp conditions to the British authorities. His report was among the earliest warnings to reach the Allies concerning the treatment of prisoners working on the railway. The situation was so appalling that officials initially questioned whether the account could be genuine, bureaucracy retaining its admirable instinct to greet catastrophe by requesting further verification. That history gives Enemy No. 19 a weight beyond conventional wartime adventure. It reflects the moral distortions of captivity: the struggle to preserve loyalty, humour and human decency inside a system designed to destroy all three. Courage appears not only in dramatic acts of resistance but in the daily business of treating another patient, sharing inadequate food or refusing to regard a numbered prisoner as disposable. The novel also belongs to the literature of the Far Eastern prisoner-of-war experience, sometimes overshadowed in popular memory by the war in Europe. Pavillard’s perspective insists upon the scale of suffering inflicted across Japanese-occupied Southeast Asia and upon the resourcefulness of those compelled to survive it. The enemy here is not merely an opposing army but hunger, infection, exhaustion and the steady pressure to stop behaving like a human being. Published by the Pentland Press in 1997, the year of Pavillard’s death, Enemy No. 19 was his final book. It is an uncommon title by an author whose remarkable wartime service earned him an MBE and the lasting gratitude of men who believed that, if he was present, they might somehow be all right. This copy is in Good condition. It shows the normal signs of previous reading but remains sound, complete and considerably more comfortably housed than anyone depicted within it. An interesting copy for readers of Second World War fiction, Japanese prisoner-of-war history and books written from hard-earned personal knowledge. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where customers retain their names, numbers are confined to orders, and bamboo medical instruments are not part of the dispatch procedure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7001/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/enemy-no-19-jul-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Pentland Press 9781858214962 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-7000 With Extreme Prejudice - Investigation into Police Vigilantism in Manchester by Martin Walker On 1 March 1985, Home Secretary Leon Brittan visited Manchester University Students’ Union to deliver a speech. Outside, students demonstrated; police intervened; and the resulting violence was photographed, filmed and witnessed by numerous people. What might have remained a disputed episode of public-order policing subsequently developed, according to Martin Walker’s investigation, into something much more disturbing. With Extreme Prejudice examines allegations that police officers targeted students who had witnessed the confrontation or intended to make formal complaints. Walker describes threats, break-ins, surveillance, harassment and covert physical attacks upon a male and female student. The apparent purpose was not conventional law enforcement but the discouragement of inconvenient testimony—a method of complaint resolution unlikely to appear in the official customer-service procedure. Walker was invited by Manchester City Council to investigate the events and conducted part of his research with Guardian journalist David Pallister. He reconstructs the original disturbance and follows the experiences of those who claimed they were pursued afterwards. The book asks what happens when officers cease merely defending one another through institutional loyalty and begin operating outside lawful procedures against the citizens attempting to hold them accountable. The word “vigilantism” is important here. Walker’s argument is not simply that individual officers used excessive force during a confused demonstration, but that some subsequently acted as an unofficial group to protect themselves and intimidate witnesses. If true, the machinery established to investigate misconduct had been reversed: the complainants became the subjects of investigation, while those accused acquired the initiative. Published in the aftermath of the miners’ strike and amid fierce arguments about public-order policing, the book places the Manchester incidents within a broader political landscape. During the 1980s, British policing became more militarised, politically contentious and confident in its ability to manage protest. Official language spoke of restoring order; Walker was interested in who defined order, whose behaviour threatened it and why order so frequently required demonstrators to stop keeping records. This is campaigning reportage rather than a detached institutional history. Walker writes from the perspective of those confronting state power and combines interviews, field investigation and political analysis. His allegations should be understood as the case he constructs from his evidence, not as neutral findings delivered by a court. Nevertheless, the detail of the account and the seriousness of the questions make it an important document of policing, protest and accountability in Thatcher-era Britain. The manuscript was reportedly written in secret and stored in a safe overnight, which gives some indication of the atmosphere surrounding its production. Most authors worry about deadlines, unsympathetic reviews and whether the printer will reproduce photographs properly. Walker had rather more immediate concerns about who might be interested in the manuscript before publication. Issued by the small radical Canary Press in 1986, With Extreme Prejudice belongs to the tradition of independent political investigation produced outside large commercial publishing houses. It is now an uncommon book and will interest readers of British political history, civil liberties, police accountability, student protest and Manchester’s recent past. It also provides a useful historical corrective to the reassuring belief that every official complaints system has always been delighted to receive complaints. This copy is in Near Fine condition, showing remarkably little wear and remaining clean, sound and attractive. It has survived almost forty years far better than many of the institutional reputations examined inside. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where investigations are confined to locating missing parcels and no witness has yet required protective custody. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/7000/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/with-extreme-prejudice-jul-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Canary Press 9780950996783 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6999 The First Paul - Reclaiming the Radical Visionary Behind the Churchs Conservative Icon by Marcus J Borg and John Dominic Crossan The apostle Paul has a difficult reputation. To some Christians he is the great interpreter of Jesus, the energetic missionary who carried the faith across the Roman world. To others he is the man chiefly responsible for turning a radical movement into an institution furnished with rules about women, sexuality, authority and the correct conduct of everybody else. Marcus J. Borg and John Dominic Crossan suggest that both reputations have been assembled under one name, but not necessarily by one author. In The First Paul, Borg and Crossan argue that the New Testament contains not one Paul but three. The first is the radical Paul of the seven letters generally accepted by scholars as authentic: Romans, 1 and 2 Corinthians, Galatians, Philippians, 1 Thessalonians and Philemon. The second is a more conservative Paul found in three disputed letters, while the third is the distinctly reactionary Paul of the Pastoral Epistles. Paul’s legacy, in this account, was gradually adjusted until a troublesome visionary became a much more convenient ecclesiastical spokesman. The authentic Paul, they argue, was a Jewish mystic transformed by his experience of the risen Christ. His message challenged not only personal sin but the hierarchies of Roman imperial society. In communities where there was to be neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, equality was not intended as a decorative spiritual sentiment while the existing social order continued uninterrupted downstairs. Borg and Crossan place Paul firmly within the Roman Empire, where Caesar was proclaimed divine, military conquest brought “peace,” and political authority possessed its own religious vocabulary. Paul’s language of Lord, Son of God, salvation and good news therefore carried implications that modern readers can miss. To declare Jesus Lord was not merely to express a private devotional preference; it quietly raised the question of who was not Lord, a question Roman officials tended to regard as unnecessarily provocative. The authors examine Paul’s teaching on grace, faith, resurrection, slavery and the status of women. They argue that later writers softened or reversed his egalitarian message as Christian communities became more settled and sought accommodation with conventional society. Radical movements frequently survive by acquiring buildings, administrators and people willing to explain why the founder did not literally mean anything too disruptive. Particular attention is given to Philemon, Paul’s short letter concerning the enslaved Onesimus. Borg and Crossan use it to demonstrate how a Pauline letter should be reconstructed within its original human situation rather than treated as a collection of detachable theological sentences. Ancient correspondence was written to people who already knew what was happening; two thousand years later, the rest of us have opened somebody else’s post and begun constructing denominations from it. The book does not ask readers simply to admire Paul or excuse every difficult passage attributed to him. Instead, it uses historical and textual scholarship to distinguish the earlier voice from later attempts to domesticate it. Its Paul is not the severe church official of popular imagination but an argumentative, mystical and politically dangerous follower of an equally radical Jesus. Published by HarperOne in 2009, The First Paul is accessible biblical scholarship for readers interested in early Christianity, the historical Paul and the way religious traditions reshape their founders. Conservative readers may dispute its conclusions; progressive readers may experience the unusual sensation of discovering that Paul is not necessarily the person they have spent years blaming. This copy is in Good condition. It shows the ordinary evidence of previous reading but remains sound, complete and ready for renewed theological examination. No later editor appears to have inserted additional instructions concerning obedience, hierarchy or church administration. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all thirteen Pauline letters may be discussed, but only seven will be allowed to sign the receipt. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6999/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-first-paul-jul-2026.jpg 6.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperOne 9780061430725 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6998 Moonshots by Peter Crowther In July 1969, human beings first walked on the Moon, proving that an undertaking of astonishing scientific complexity could be completed using computers less powerful than a modern kitchen appliance. Thirty years later, editor Peter Crowther invited sixteen science-fiction writers to return to the Moon and consider what humanity might do there next, once reality had finished leaving the equipment behind. Moon Shots is an anthology of original stories published to mark the thirtieth anniversary of Apollo 11. Introduced by Ben Bova, it brings together writers including Brian W. Aldiss, Gene Wolfe, Brian Stableford, Alan Dean Foster, Stephen Baxter, Robert Sheckley, Paul J. McAuley, Paul Di Filippo and Ian McDonald. Crowther is the editor rather than the sole author, although the cover may encourage catalogues to place every lunar excursion under his command. The stories approach the Moon as colony, workplace, memorial, scientific opportunity and repository of human longing. Some imagine permanent settlement; others consider the political, commercial and emotional consequences of converting the great silver object of myth and poetry into somewhere people live, argue, work shifts and complain about maintenance. Humanity can cross 240,000 miles of space, but it will still expect somebody else to empty the bins. Brian Aldiss opens proceedings with “An Apollo Asteroid,” while Gene Wolfe contributes the characteristically elusive “Has Anybody Seen Junie Moon?” Brian Stableford’s “Ashes and Tombstones” and Scott Edelman’s “The Last Man on the Moon” examine the lunar landscape as a place of memory and mortality. On a world without air, weather or biological decay, even the past may remain inconveniently well preserved. Stephen Baxter’s “People Came from Earth” turns towards the cultural distance that may develop between lunar settlers and their ancestral planet. Once people are born on the Moon, Earth ceases to be home and becomes the bright, heavy world in the sky from which visitors arrive with opinions. Colonial independence has rarely been improved by a thirty-eight-million-square-mile parent planet visible overhead. Robert Sheckley supplies “Visions of the Green Moon,” while Paul J. McAuley offers “How We Lost the Moon, a True Story by Frank W. Allen,” a title suggesting that responsibility for misplacing an astronomical body has already been allocated to one unfortunate employee. Paul Di Filippo goes one better with “The Man Who Stole the Moon,” because where public administration fails, private enterprise will generally attempt collection. Elsewhere, Alan Dean Foster attends to “The Little Bits That Count,” James Lovegrove carries the Moon in his pocket, and Ian McDonald concludes the anthology with “Breakfast on the Moon, with Georges.” The tones range from comic and satirical to melancholy and visionary, reflecting the Moon’s peculiar position as both an actual lump of rock and one of humanity’s longest-running imaginative properties. Published by DAW in 1999, Moon Shots captures an interesting moment when Apollo had become history but the prospect of returning still belonged largely to fiction. These stories ask what the Moon might mean after the flags, footprints and televised triumph: not merely a destination reached once, but a world that could acquire inhabitants, industries, legends and the usual collection of administrative difficulties. This copy is in Near Fine condition, showing only the faintest evidence of terrestrial handling. It remains clean, attractive and considerably less battered than the lunar surface, although unlike the Moon it has spent the past quarter-century protected by an atmosphere. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all moonshots are dispatched by conventional post and may take slightly longer than Apollo 11. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6998/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/moon-shots-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Daw 9780886778484 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6996 A Hole In Space by Larry Niven A hole in space sounds like the sort of defect that ought to be reported immediately to whoever installed the universe. In Larry Niven’s hands, however, it may be a teleportation system, a microscopic black hole, an alien device or simply the opening through which a perfectly respectable scientific idea escapes and becomes dangerous. A Hole in Space collects nine short stories and one essay, ranging across teleportation, suspended animation, alien artefacts, artificial worlds and the lethal consequences of being technically correct in front of an irritating superior. Niven approaches science fiction as a vast experimental workshop: first establish a plausible idea, then allow human beings to misuse it with the confidence naturally produced by incomplete understanding. “Rammer” begins with the consciousness of a man who has spent centuries in frozen storage being transferred into the body of a condemned criminal. The authorities expect him to accept his new identity and perform a useful assignment. He has other ideas, demonstrating that if you revive an ancient political organiser inside a healthy body, you should not be surprised when he immediately begins organising his escape. The story later became the opening of Niven’s novel A World Out of Time. “The Alibi Machine” and “The Last Days of the Permanent Floating Riot Club” explore the social consequences of instantaneous transport. Teleportation makes distance almost irrelevant, which sounds splendid until crime, wealth and human nuisance are also liberated from geography. The very rich can move their parties continually around the world, avoiding local laws, neighbours and the possibility that anybody might finally ask them to leave. In “All the Bridges Rusting,” an apparently straightforward piece of machinery conceals a considerably larger mystery, while “There Is a Tide” features Louis Gridley Wu confronting an alien and an opportunity that may be rather less accidental than it appears. Elsewhere, “$16,940.00” considers the awkward commercial value of scientific knowledge when applied by somebody with a practical understanding of gold, markets and how quickly an economy can object. “The Hole Man,” winner of the Hugo Award for Best Short Story, follows an expedition exploring an ancient alien base on Mars. One scientist believes a machine contains a microscopic black hole; his superior responds with sustained mockery. When the containment field is switched off, the disputed object begins falling towards the centre of the planet, passing through whatever happens to be in its way. It is a brisk demonstration of why management should occasionally allow technical staff to finish a sentence. “The Fourth Profession” concerns alien visitors distributing pills that implant specialised knowledge directly into the brain. This offers a wonderfully efficient educational system without tuition fees, lectures or revision. Unfortunately, the recipients may not understand exactly what they have learned, why the aliens taught it to them or what larger purpose is being served. Even in the future, free training frequently arrives with terms and conditions. The nonfiction piece “Bigger Than Worlds” examines possible habitats larger than planets, including generation ships, orbital structures and other feats of cosmic engineering. Niven treats the available universe as a property developer might regard an unusually spacious plot: full of opportunities, structurally challenging and clearly in need of something enormous being built upon it. Originally collected in 1974, these stories show Niven at his most inventive, playful and technically mischievous. Some belong to his Known Space universe while others stand independently, but all share his fascination with taking one speculative idea seriously enough to discover its least convenient consequences. The future is full of miracles; regrettably, they will be operated by people. This 1980 Futura edition is in Good condition. It shows ordinary signs of previous reading but remains sound, complete and free from microscopic gravitational punctures. Any actual hole found in the book should be regarded as a condition issue rather than an advanced transport system. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where teleportation is not currently available and purchases must still travel through the disappointingly continuous space between our premises and your letterbox. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6996/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-hole-in-space-jul-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780860078531 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6995 Tales of Known Space by Larry Niven Before humanity discovers Ringworld, it must first survive Mercury, Venus, Mars, the asteroid belt, organ transplantation, alien contact and several ingenious applications of physics that respectable people would ordinarily avoid. Tales of Known Space collects thirteen stories tracing nearly a thousand years of Larry Niven’s future history, from the early exploration of the Solar System to humanity’s increasingly complicated adventures among the stars. The collection begins with “The Coldest Place,” set on the permanently dark side of Mercury. Unfortunately for the story, astronomers established shortly before its original publication that Mercury was not actually locked with one face towards the Sun. It was an early lesson in the dangers of writing hard science fiction: the universe may issue corrections before the magazine reaches its readers. The tale remains a fascinating starting point for both Niven’s career and his imagined future. “Becalmed in Hell” takes explorers into the atmosphere of Venus, where survival depends upon machinery, cooperation and the hope that the spacecraft has not chosen this particular moment to develop personality problems. “Wait It Out” deals with an accident on Pluto and the remarkable lengths to which a stranded astronaut may go to remain available for eventual rescue. Known Space is an optimistic future, provided optimism is defined as believing somebody may find your frozen body within the next several centuries. The Martian stories “Eye of an Octopus” and “How the Heroes Die” explore a colony where the environment is hostile, resources are scarce and interpersonal disputes cannot be resolved simply by moving to another neighbourhood. Niven’s settlers are engineers, scientists and fallible human beings required to make practical decisions in places where a small mistake becomes an obituary. “The Jigsaw Man” introduces one of Known Space’s darker developments: advanced organ transplantation has made every healthy body extremely valuable as spare parts. Society responds by expanding the death penalty to cover increasingly minor crimes, because governments have always been quick to discover moral principles that produce useful inventory. Medical progress has saved countless lives, although defendants may feel the allocation system lacks certain safeguards. As humanity moves beyond the Solar System, the stories expand in scale. “The Warriors” presents the first encounter with the Kzinti, an aggressive feline species whose military doctrine is based largely upon confidence, appetite and the assumption that peaceful herbivores will be easy prey. The Kzinti are about to discover that humans did not become peaceful because they were incapable of violence; they became peaceful after accumulating extensive practical experience. “The Borderland of Sol,” winner of the Hugo Award for Best Novelette, follows Beowulf Shaeffer and Carlos Wu as they investigate the disappearance of ships near the Solar System. It combines detective work, exotic technology and an astronomical weapon of unusual elegance, demonstrating Niven’s particular talent for turning a scientific concept into something that threatens everybody nearby. Other stories examine anarchist parks, alien commerce, political deception and the considerable distance between a technology being advertised as safe and its actual behaviour under exceptional conditions. Throughout, Niven treats the laws of physics as both the foundation of the universe and an unusually well-stocked cupboard of plot devices. His characters survive by understanding how things work, ideally several minutes before those things kill them. First published as a collection in 1975, Tales of Known Space includes Niven’s introduction, chronology and reflections upon the construction of his future history. The timeline helps place the stories within the larger sequence that includes Ringworld, Protector and numerous other novels and collections. It is an excellent entry point for newcomers and a useful piece of structural engineering for readers already wandering through Known Space without a map. This 1980 Futura edition is in Good condition. It shows the ordinary signs of previous exploration but remains sound, complete and capable of travelling through another millennium without requiring replacement organs. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where space is limited, knowledge is uncertain and all encounters with hostile alien cats are handled by the dispatch department. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6995/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tales-of-known-space-jul-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708880685 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6994 Hegira by Greg Bear The planet Hegira is enormous—far larger than Earth, yet possessing conveniently familiar gravity—and populated by hundreds of human tribes, nations and cultures scattered across a largely unexplored surface. Nobody knows exactly how they arrived there or why their world has been constructed on such an improbable scale. Fortunately, the landscape contains gigantic obelisks covered with the recorded history of humanity, although the most useful information is inscribed near the top. Civilisation has been provided with a complete reference library and then denied a sufficiently long ladder. The higher a society can climb upon the obelisks, the more advanced the knowledge it can recover. Ancient history lies within easy reach near the base, while sophisticated science and clues to Hegira’s true nature remain hundreds or thousands of miles overhead. Technological progress therefore depends quite literally upon upward mobility, with balloons and other aerial devices becoming instruments of scholarship rather than merely expensive ways to frighten passengers. Young Bar-Woten and his companions embark upon a journey across this extraordinary world, each pursuing personal answers among its cities, kingdoms and uncharted territories. Bar-Woten is searching for knowledge, but also for the possibility of restoring someone he loves, preserved beyond ordinary reach. His quest leads towards the distant boundary of the human realm and into questions that Hegira’s inhabitants have mostly converted into legend, religion or matters best left to other departments. Their travels reveal societies built from fragments of humanity’s forgotten past. Each culture understands portions of the obelisks and has developed according to the knowledge available within its reach. The result is a planetary patchwork of familiar customs in unfamiliar combinations, demonstrating that if humanity were given its entire history again, it would immediately divide into groups and read different sections. Over everything tower the obelisks: chronicles, machines and silent custodians whose scale suggests that whoever created Hegira possessed immense power and a regrettable fondness for monumental architecture. They record truths, errors, philosophies, scientific discoveries and the accumulated debris of human civilisation. Whether they were intended to educate, preserve or manipulate their inhabitants is another matter, particularly when the planet’s apparently permanent structures begin behaving less permanently than advertised. Greg Bear combines the traditional quest narrative with planetary engineering, artificial intelligence and cosmological speculation. Beneath the exotic cities and wandering adventurers lies a mystery concerning Hegira itself: what sort of world it is, who built it and why its human inhabitants have been assembled there. The answers expand the novel from a journey across strange geography into a story operating on the scale of universes and time itself, because an ordinary lost colony would apparently have been insufficiently ambitious. Hegira was Bear’s first published novel, originally appearing in 1979. This 1987 version was revised by the author, giving an early work another pass after he had become established as one of modern science fiction’s leading explorers of enormous ideas. It will appeal to readers of planetary romance, artificial worlds and stories in which the landscape gradually turns out to be a machine whose operating purpose nobody has thought to question. This Victor Gollancz edition is in Fine condition. It has crossed nearly four decades with remarkably little wear and remains an attractive copy, although it contains no obelisk, map of the entire planet or practical instructions for surviving the end of the universe. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all useful information is printed at normal reading height and customers are not expected to ascend a thousand-mile monument before reaching the final chapter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6994/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hegira-jul-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Victor Gollancz 9780575040083 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6993 The Best of Cordwainer Smith by Cordwainer Smith Cordwainer Smith wrote about a future in which humanity spreads across the stars, abolishes disease, extends life and develops technologies of almost miraculous power. Having achieved all this, it then creates new forms of suffering, establishes a government of elegant cruelty and breeds animals into human-shaped servants without rights. Technological progress has therefore worked perfectly; civilisation remains under review. The Best of Cordwainer Smith gathers twelve stories from his vast future history, the Instrumentality of Mankind. They range across thousands of years, but belong to the same strange universe of telepathic officials, resurrected cultures, animal-derived Underpeople and starships powered by systems that sound simultaneously poetic, impossible and faintly dangerous to the soul. Smith does not so much explain this future as open a door, push the reader through it and assume somebody will eventually clarify the local customs. In “Scanners Live in Vain,” space travel causes a pain so terrible that passengers must sleep while specially altered men endure the journey with their senses disconnected. The Scanners have sacrificed ordinary human life to make interstellar civilisation possible, only to discover that a new invention may render them unnecessary. Even in the remote future, heroic service offers no protection against technological redundancy. “The Game of Rat and Dragon” provides one of science fiction’s more memorable solutions to an interstellar menace: telepathically linked humans and cats fighting invisible creatures in space. The cats regard themselves as mighty partners in a cosmic war, while the humans presumably remain grateful that nobody has explained the arrangement to an ordinary domestic cat and allowed it to renegotiate the contract. The later stories explore the Rediscovery of Man, when the Instrumentality decides that centuries of safety and uniformity have made human life intolerably bland. Old languages, cultures, dangers and even diseases are reintroduced so that people can experience authentic existence again. After eliminating suffering, the authorities discover that civilisation has become dull and begin restoring selected inconveniences—a policy increasingly familiar to anyone who has used an updated piece of software. Several of the finest tales concern the Underpeople, animals modified into human form and forced to serve their officially superior creators. “The Dead Lady of Clown Town” and “The Ballad of Lost C’mell” follow their struggle for recognition, dignity and freedom. Smith’s human-animal characters are not decorative aliens but the emotional centre of his universe, raising the awkward question of why creatures manufactured by humanity so frequently display more compassion than their manufacturers. Elsewhere, “Mother Hitton’s Littul Kittons” reveals the grotesque protection surrounding the planet Norstrilia and its priceless immortality drug, while “A Planet Named Shayol” imagines a prison so appalling that execution begins to look like the premium accommodation package. “Alpha Ralpha Boulevard,” “Under Old Earth” and the other stories move between romance, horror, myth and satire with the serene confidence of an author who sees no reason these things should be kept in separate departments. Behind the name Cordwainer Smith was Paul Linebarger, an academic, intelligence specialist and authority on psychological warfare whose life was nearly as unusual as his fiction. His stories carry traces of Chinese narrative, Biblical language, political theory, fairy tale and half-remembered legend. They feel less like conventional predictions of the future than ancient accounts translated from a civilisation that has not happened yet. Edited by J. J. Pierce, the collection includes an introduction and a timeline intended to place the stories within Smith’s future history. The timeline is helpful, although readers should not expect it to make everything sensible. Cordwainer Smith’s universe becomes coherent gradually, like a dream recalled over breakfast, and some of its most appealing features remain permanently beyond the reach of ordinary administrative explanation. This 1977 Del Rey edition is in Good condition. It shows normal evidence of previous reading but remains sound, complete and ready to transport another reader through several thousand years of improbable human history. No scanners, Underpeople or telepathically commissioned cats are included. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the Rediscovery of Man continues daily, usually behind a stack of 1970s paperbacks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6993/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-of-cordwainer-smith-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Del Rey 9780345272027 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6992 Drowntide by Sydney J Van Scyoc On a world almost entirely covered by ocean, Queen Amelyor’s telepathic powers are beginning to fail. Those powers are not merely a regal accomplishment suitable for ceremonial occasions: they help sustain communication between her land-dwelling people and the mysterious beings beneath the sea. A declining monarch is therefore also a communications breakdown, constitutional crisis and ecological emergency, all without the convenience of a parliamentary committee. Her son Keiris sets out to find his long-lost father and his missing twin sister, who may have inherited the abilities needed to succeed Amelyor. Keiris himself has grown up believing that he lacks the necessary gift. This leaves him in the familiar position of the overlooked royal son: important enough to be burdened with responsibility, but apparently insufficiently equipped to solve the problem everyone has now handed to him. His search carries him away from the relative certainty of land and into the planet’s immense ocean. There he begins to uncover the truth about his own heritage and the relationship between two peoples who have adapted to radically different environments. One belongs to the land; the other has evolved beneath the water from ancestors shaped for marine life. Between them lies a history of separation, suspicion and incomplete communication—humanity’s most durable cultural achievements, successfully exported to another world. Keiris is not entirely what he has been taught to believe. As his abilities emerge, the search for his family becomes part of a larger attempt to bring the land and ocean societies into genuine contact. His divided inheritance may allow him to bridge the two worlds, provided each side can resist the traditional impulse to regard unfamiliar people as either monsters, legends or a useful territorial problem. Sydney J. Van Scyoc combines planetary science fiction with the atmosphere of myth, creating an underwater world of telepathic contact, biological adaptation and half-understood history. The sea is not simply scenery but an environment that has shaped bodies, cultures and ideas of what counts as human. Evolution has produced two branches capable of communicating across species, although—as usual—actually listening remains the more advanced skill. Drowntide is also a coming-of-age story in which discovering oneself involves considerably more than choosing a career or developing an unfortunate haircut. Keiris must enter an alien environment, uncover concealed family history and decide where he belongs when both sides of his identity have reasons to claim or reject him. The fate of the kingdom may depend upon a young man who was previously assured that he possessed none of the relevant qualifications. Published by Futura in 1987, the novel will appeal to readers of aquatic science fiction, stories of human adaptation and adventures in which the boundary between fantasy and forgotten biology is pleasingly uncertain. Van Scyoc’s interest lies less in technological hardware than in the way different forms of life might recognise kinship—and the amount of trouble required before they do. This copy is in Good condition. It shows the reasonable signs of previous reading but remains sound, complete and entirely free from seawater damage. The binding has maintained a successful relationship between the pages and the cover, which is more cooperation than many of the novel’s civilisations initially achieve. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where communication with ocean-dwelling telepaths cannot be guaranteed and all missing royal twins must be reported within fourteen days. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6992/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drowntide-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708882283 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6991 Norstrilia by Cordwainer Smith On the fabulously wealthy planet Norstrilia—properly Old North Australia—vast, diseased sheep produce stroon, the only substance in the universe capable of granting human beings near-immortality. The Norstrilians consequently possess almost limitless wealth, which they defend by maintaining a deliberately harsh, old-fashioned society modelled upon an Australia remembered across thousands of years and several layers of historical misunderstanding. The future has conquered death but retained sheep farming and social disapproval. Rod McBan the 151st is the last male heir to the Station of Doom, one of Norstrilia’s great estates. He is intelligent, awkward and considered defective because his telepathic abilities work unreliably. On a planet where young people must pass examinations to prove themselves worthy of adulthood, this is more than a minor educational inconvenience. Failure can result in death, making Norstrilian assessment procedures notably firmer than current recommendations. After surviving the tests and an attempt upon his life, Rod turns to an ancient family computer for help. Through an audacious series of transactions in the stroon futures market, he becomes the richest person in human history and technically buys the planet Earth. Financial regulators intervene to ensure that nobody can repeat the manoeuvre, but allow Rod to keep his fortune, perhaps because even the Instrumentality of Mankind occasionally wants to see how an especially interesting administrative error develops. Rod travels to Earth disguised as an exceedingly expensive piece of cargo. There he encounters a civilisation of immense age, elaborate pleasures and profound inequality. Humanity enjoys artificially extended life while the Underpeople—animals genetically transformed into humanlike servants—perform much of the work without receiving human rights. They bear names reflecting their animal ancestry, including the cat-derived C’mell, one of Cordwainer Smith’s most memorable characters and considerably more humane than many legally recognised humans. Rod’s fortune attracts officials, criminals, revolutionaries and people eager to improve his circumstances by separating him from his money. His journey becomes entangled with the struggle of the Underpeople and their mysterious leader E’telekeli. Having purchased Earth by accident, Rod must decide what ownership means and whether wealth on a planetary scale can achieve something more useful than producing additional advisers. Cordwainer Smith—one of the pen names of Paul Linebarger—created one of science fiction’s strangest and most distinctive future histories in the Instrumentality of Mankind stories. Norstrilia is the only full-length novel set within that universe. Its future feels ancient, mythic and alarmingly modern at once, filled with telepathy, immortality, talking animals, market speculation and bureaucracies whose rules remain incomprehensible despite thousands of years of administrative development. The novel first appeared in separate parts as The Planet Buyer and The Underpeople before being united in complete form in 1975. It is comic, melancholy and gloriously peculiar: a coming-of-age story in which a vulnerable young rancher becomes richer than civilisation, visits the planet he owns and discovers that the most important inhabitants are legally classified as animals. Readers wanting conventional space adventure may wonder whether something has gone wrong. Nothing has gone wrong; this is simply Cordwainer Smith. This 1985 Del Rey edition is in Fine condition. It has passed through four decades with remarkably little wear and remains an excellent copy for collectors of classic science fiction, admirers of the Instrumentality stories or anyone seeking sound financial guidance from an ancient computer connected to an immortality-drug futures market. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where purchases are generally limited to individual volumes rather than inhabited planets. Offers for Earth will nevertheless be considered if accompanied by cleared funds. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6991/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/norstrilia-july-2026.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Del Rey 9780345323002 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6990 Darkchild by Sydney J Van Scyoc On the isolated world of Brakrath, human colonists have adapted to a bitter climate of mountains, deep winters and valleys that can support life only through the power of the Barohnas. These remarkable women channel sunlight into sunstones, warming the soil and making crops possible. It is an arrangement combining government, agriculture and central heating in a single hereditary office, which at least keeps the administrative structure compact. Khira is the seventh daughter of a Barohna. To inherit her mother’s powers, a daughter must enter the mountains, hunt one of the dangerous predators that live there and survive the biological transformation triggered by the encounter. Khira’s six sisters have already attempted the test. None returned. Tradition remains firmly in favour of sending Khira next, demonstrating the remarkable resistance of established procedure to discouraging statistical evidence. During the winter, when the valley people hibernate and Khira is left largely alone in the palace, she discovers a strange child unlike anyone she has ever seen. He cannot speak her language and remembers little about himself. She calls him Darkchild, unaware that he is a genetically engineered clone sent by an advanced spacefaring civilisation to observe Brakrath and assess its resources. His function is to gather information while being accepted by the local population—the interstellar equivalent of market research, although ordinary market researchers are seldom cloned and abandoned in snowdrifts. Darkchild possesses powerful mental abilities and has been conditioned to carry out his mission without understanding its larger purpose. To his creators, he is a sophisticated instrument. To Khira, he becomes a companion at a time when she is isolated, frightened and facing an inherited destiny that has already killed every sister sent before her. Their developing friendship challenges the roles assigned to both of them: she is supposed to become what her society requires, while he is supposed to observe without becoming inconveniently human. Sydney J. Van Scyoc builds a world in which forgotten science has hardened into ritual and inherited biological abilities are understood as sacred powers. Brakrath’s society appears to belong to fantasy, with sleeping valleys, mountain beasts and women commanding the energy of the sun, but beneath it lies a history of colonisation, genetic adaptation and contact with cultures among the stars. Technology has not disappeared; it has simply been operating so long that nobody remembers where to find the manual. Originally published in 1982, Darkchild is the first novel in the Daughters of the Sunstone trilogy, followed by Bluesong and Starsilk. It combines planetary science fiction, coming-of-age adventure and a thoughtful examination of exploitation, identity and cultural interference. Both Khira and Darkchild have been created for purposes selected by others, and both must discover whether being designed for a role creates any obligation to perform it. This 1984 Penguin Books edition is in Good condition. It shows the normal evidence of previous reading but remains sound, complete and ready to return to the frozen valleys of Brakrath. No sunstone is included, so purchasers will need to arrange conventional heating during the winter months. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where seventh daughters, mysterious clones and hibernating valley populations are all welcome, provided somebody remains awake to accept delivery. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6990/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/darkchild-jul-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140068641 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6989 John McCain - An American Odyssey by Robert Timberg John McCain was born into a family in which distinguished naval service was less a career choice than an inherited household expectation. His father and grandfather both became four-star admirals, leaving the younger McCain the modest task of maintaining the family tradition without appearing excessively conventional. He addressed this difficulty by graduating near the bottom of his class at the United States Naval Academy and accumulating a record of rebellion vigorous enough to demonstrate that obedience and military service need not always arrive together. In John McCain: An American Odyssey, journalist Robert Timberg traces McCain’s journey from rambunctious naval cadet to combat pilot, prisoner of war, United States senator and prospective presidential candidate. It is a life conveniently structured for biography, containing family inheritance, youthful misbehaviour, extraordinary suffering, political ambition and repeated confrontations with authority—sometimes hostile, sometimes North Vietnamese and sometimes merely Republican. McCain was shot down over Hanoi in October 1967 and captured with severe injuries. He remained a prisoner for five and a half years, enduring isolation, inadequate medical treatment and torture. When his captors discovered that his father was a senior admiral, they offered him early release for propaganda purposes. McCain refused to leave ahead of prisoners captured before him, a decision that became central to his public identity and which involved rather more personal sacrifice than most later uses of the word “principle” in American political advertising. Timberg follows McCain after Vietnam as he attempts to rebuild his life, leaves the Navy and enters politics in Arizona. Election to the House of Representatives is followed by the Senate, where McCain develops a reputation for bluntness, independence and occasional hostility towards the more choreographed habits of Washington. He becomes the celebrated “maverick,” a political designation suggesting that one sometimes disagrees with one’s party while remaining sufficiently attached to it to seek the presidency. The book also examines the contradictions behind the heroic public image. McCain was impulsive, ambitious and capable of both considerable charm and considerable temper. His involvement in the Keating Five affair damaged his reputation and helped drive his interest in campaign-finance reform. Timberg does not present a polished commemorative statue but a restless and complicated man whose courage, flaws and appetite for public life were often inseparable. Much of the material grew from Timberg’s acclaimed The Nightingale’s Song, which examined McCain and four other Naval Academy graduates shaped by Vietnam and its political aftermath. Timberg was himself an Annapolis graduate and a badly wounded Vietnam veteran, giving him an unusually intimate understanding of the military culture, generational loyalties and lasting injuries involved. He writes from close range, but not from the comfortable distance at which every awkward feature becomes statesmanship. Published in 1999, John McCain: An American Odyssey captures its subject at a particularly interesting moment: established as a prominent senator and preparing his first campaign for the presidency, but before the later chapters for which he became internationally known. There is no 2008 nomination, Sarah Palin, contest with Barack Obama or final era of conflict with Donald Trump. The book therefore preserves McCain just before his political biography acquired several substantial appendices and the title “maverick” became a full-time media department. This Touchstone edition is in As New condition, appearing remarkably fresh and possibly less weathered than its subject already was when it appeared. It is an excellent copy for readers interested in American politics, the Vietnam War, presidential biography or the complicated manufacture of public heroism. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where no family tradition, military record or exploratory committee is required before purchase. Presidential ambitions should nevertheless be declared at checkout. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6989/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/john-mccain-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Touchstone 9780684867946 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6988 Bluesong by Sydney J Van Scyoc Danior is the only son ever born to a Barohna, one of the extraordinary women whose powers sustain life in the mountain valleys of Brakrath. This makes him unique, important and almost entirely without an established career path. Tradition has detailed instructions for Barohnas and their daughters; for Danior, it has approximately the embarrassed expression of an official confronted with a form for which no suitable box exists. Keva is also the child of a Barohna, but she has been raised far from the mountains and kept ignorant of her true inheritance. Both young people are therefore outsiders in a world where identity, family and social purpose are ordinarily determined well in advance. Their separate journeys lead them into the desert, a harsh region occupied by small tribes whose independence is threatened by a leader determined to impose peace and civilisation—even if he must destroy nearly everybody to achieve an acceptably peaceful result. At the centre of the story is the mysterious bluesong, one of several pieces of silk-like fabric whose origins have been forgotten. When exposed to the wind, these strange cloths produce haunting music. One, however, does not sing at all but carries a cry for help in the voice of the Darkchild, connecting Danior and Keva’s story with the larger mysteries surrounding their world. It is interstellar communications technology disguised as decorative fabric, which at least eliminates the usual problems with charging cables. Bluesong returns to the world introduced in Darkchild, where forgotten science has become custom, myth and inherited power. The people of Brakrath understand the sunstones that warm their valleys through tradition rather than technology, while evidence of a much wider universe survives in forms they cannot entirely explain. Humanity has travelled between stars and engineered remarkable abilities, only for subsequent generations to treat the equipment as sacred heirlooms and hope nobody has misplaced the instructions. Sydney J. Van Scyoc combines science fiction with the atmosphere of fantasy, creating a coming-of-age story shaped by biological inheritance, cultural expectations and the discovery that the world is considerably larger than one’s upbringing suggested. Danior and Keva must decide who they are while other people remain eager to make the decision for them, generally in ways that are politically useful and personally disastrous. This is the second novel in the Daughters of the Sunstone trilogy, following Darkchild and preceding Starsilk. Although it belongs to a larger sequence, it has its own central characters and conflict, expanding the landscape beyond the mountain valleys into the deserts and tribal societies of Brakrath. Readers beginning here may occasionally sense that the mysterious singing cloth knows more than they do, but that is true of most of the characters as well. Published in this Penguin Books edition in 1984, Bluesong will appeal to readers who enjoy thoughtful planetary fiction, strange inherited technologies and societies poised between myth and science. It offers adventure without surrendering its interest in belonging, difference and the dangerous enthusiasm of people who intend to improve everybody else. This copy is in Very Good condition, with little evidence of its four decades of terrestrial existence. The pages remain firmly attached, the book does not sing when held in a breeze, and no interstellar distress message has yet emerged from the cover. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where every customer is free to discover a mysterious inheritance, although responsibility for maintaining the valley’s sunstone remains strictly with the purchaser. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6988/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bluesong-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140071566 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6987 Jack the Ripper - The Final Solution by Stephen Knight In the autumn of 1888, five women were brutally murdered in Whitechapel by a killer who was never identified. Nearly ninety years later, Stephen Knight announced The Final Solution, a title displaying the sort of confidence normally acquired before the evidence has had an opportunity to object. Knight’s theory transforms the Whitechapel murders from the crimes of a solitary killer into an elaborate conspiracy involving Queen Victoria’s family, the Freemasons, the medical establishment, Scotland Yard and the painter Walter Sickert. At its centre is an alleged secret marriage between Prince Albert Victor and a working-class Catholic woman named Annie Crook. According to Knight, the murders were committed to silence women who knew of the union and protect the monarchy from an exceptionally awkward constitutional and religious scandal. The principal killer in Knight’s account is Sir William Gull, Physician-in-Ordinary to Queen Victoria, assisted by coachman John Netley and, at different stages of the theory, Walter Sickert. The victims are said to have been lured into a carriage, murdered according to Masonic ritual and left in the streets of Whitechapel, while senior officials ensured that the investigation reached no dangerous conclusions. It is a theory containing royalty, secret societies, ritual murder and institutional concealment—the full luxury assortment of historical conspiracy. Knight assembles his case from witness accounts, circumstantial connections, Masonic symbolism and the testimony of Joseph Gorman, who claimed to be Sickert’s illegitimate son. Gorman later admitted that his story had been a hoax, which was inconvenient. Numerous other details have also been contradicted by documentary evidence, and modern Ripper historians overwhelmingly reject Knight’s solution. The word “final” must therefore be understood in the traditional publishing sense of “certain to be followed by many more.” Yet the book remains enormously important in the cultural history of Jack the Ripper. Knight’s royal-Masonic conspiracy seized the public imagination and influenced novels, television programmes and films. Most notably, it provided much of the underlying machinery for Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell’s From Hell, and therefore for the later film adaptation. Even readers who regard the theory as magnificent nonsense may recognise how thoroughly that nonsense has entered popular culture. What makes The Final Solution compelling is not simply whether its conclusions are credible, but the ingenuity and momentum with which Knight constructs them. Victorian London becomes a vast mechanism of hidden influence in which street layouts, medical knowledge, official decisions and apparently minor coincidences all point towards the same dark centre. Once every absence of evidence can be explained as evidence of a cover-up, the investigation becomes wonderfully efficient. First published in 1976, this Grafton edition dates from 1977. It is part true-crime investigation, part historical polemic and part guided tour through one of the twentieth century’s most durable conspiracy theories. It should be read critically rather than treated as a solved case, but it remains essential for anyone interested in the mythology that has grown around the Whitechapel murders. This copy is in Good condition, having survived the years rather better than Knight’s theory. It remains sound, complete and suitable for readers of Ripper history, Victorian crime and books in which the British establishment has considerably more control over events than it generally manages in ordinary life. Sold by Crappy Old Books, which can offer no final solution to the identity of Jack the Ripper but is prepared to add another suspect if sales require it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6987/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jack-the-ripper-the-final-solution-jul-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton 9780586046524 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6985 Dreamsnake by Vonda N McIntyre In the devastated world of Dreamsnake, advanced civilisation has collapsed, much of the Earth is barren or radioactive, and medical care is delivered by travelling healers carrying genetically altered snakes. This may sound like the result of an unusually severe inspection failure, but Snake knows exactly what she is doing. Snake—both her name and her profession’s principal equipment list—is a healer who travels between isolated communities with three serpents. Mist, a cobra, and Sand, a rattlesnake, produce venoms that can be used to cure disease. Grass, the rare alien dreamsnake, brings peaceful dreams to the dying. It is a remarkably elegant medical system, provided patients can overcome the suspicion that treatment ought not to hiss at them. When Grass is killed by frightened villagers, Snake loses something far more important than a companion. Dreamsnakes are exceptionally scarce, and without one she may no longer be accepted as a healer. She therefore sets out to find a replacement, crossing a harsh landscape populated by nomads, outcasts, damaged communities and people whose response to unfamiliar medicine frequently demonstrates why informed consent requires more than a startled glance. Her journey becomes a quest not only for another dreamsnake but for a way to preserve her identity and purpose. Along the way, Snake treats the sick, confronts cruelty and encounters lives constrained by fear, custom and power. She is capable and self-reliant without being transformed into an invulnerable action figure; her strength lies principally in knowledge, persistence and compassion, qualities that seldom receive sufficiently dramatic promotional artwork. Vonda N. McIntyre’s future Earth is both primitive and technologically haunted. Humanity has lost much of its former knowledge, yet biological engineering survives in the bodies of the healers’ snakes. Elsewhere, an advanced city remains sealed away from the surrounding world, maintaining the traditional civilised policy of possessing valuable resources and refusing to share them with anyone inadequately credentialled. Originally published in 1978, Dreamsnake grew from McIntyre’s award-winning story “Of Mist, and Grass, and Sand.” The resulting novel won the Hugo, Nebula and Locus awards, an impressive accumulation for a comparatively compact book about a woman travelling through a wasteland with a box of venomous reptiles. It blends post-apocalyptic science fiction, feminist speculation and the structure of a mythic quest while remaining intimate, humane and pleasingly strange. This 1979 Pan Books edition is in Very Good condition. It has survived the decades without irradiation, serious venom damage or attack by frightened villagers, and remains an attractive copy of one of the most distinctive science-fiction novels of its period. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all snakes have been removed before dispatch and no medical claims are made for the contents, however restful the reader’s dreams may become. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6985/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dreamsnake-july-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330258630 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6983 Deepwater Dreams by Sydney J Van Scyoc On the ocean world of Aurlanus, young people do not become adults by reaching an administratively convenient birthday, receiving a card and being told that life now consists largely of passwords and bills. They must face the kalinerre: an ancient rite in which those selected by lot leave the safety of their island and surrender themselves to the vast, unpredictable sea. Most return. The existence of that reassuring word “most” is naturally what gives the ceremony its character. The inhabitants of Aurlanus are descended from human colonists genetically engineered long ago to survive in an aquatic environment. They can move through the sea with abilities their ancestors did not possess, but adaptation has not made the ocean tame. Beyond the familiar shallows lies deep water: beautiful, frightening and filled with mysteries that island society has preserved through ritual rather than explanation. In Deepwater Dreams, the kalinerre is both an ordeal of survival and a passage into knowledge. The young participants must leave behind the rules and certainties of childhood, discover what they are capable of and confront aspects of their world that their elders have not been entirely eager to discuss. This is a recognisable coming-of-age experience, except that the familiar terrors of embarrassment, uncertainty and unwanted responsibility are accompanied by the possibility of disappearing beneath an alien sea. Sydney J. Van Scyoc creates a society shaped by its environment, where human beings have been physically altered by technology but understand themselves through customs, legends and communal memory. The scientific origins of the people sit beneath their culture like something half-visible below the water. Their ancestors designed bodies suited to this planet; they were rather less successful at designing a future in which nobody would develop secrets, rivalries or alarming initiation ceremonies. The novel blends science fiction with the atmosphere of myth. Its alien ocean is not merely scenery but a living presence: a source of food, identity, fear and transformation. Van Scyoc is interested in the way people adapt not only biologically but emotionally and socially to a world radically unlike Earth. Humanity has crossed interstellar space, redesigned itself and settled another planet, only to discover that adolescence remains technically insoluble. Published by Avon Science Fiction in 1991, Deepwater Dreams is a thoughtful young-adult science-fiction novel concerned with identity, inherited tradition and the hazardous distance between what a society teaches its children and what those children eventually discover for themselves. It will appeal to readers who enjoy immersive planetary cultures, aquatic science fiction and coming-of-age stories in which “finding yourself” is a considerably more literal and dangerous undertaking than usual. This copy is in Good condition. It has remained dry, intact and comfortably above sea level, with the reasonable signs of previous reading expected from a book that has travelled through more than three decades without the benefit of genetic adaptation. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all rites of passage are optional and customers can attain full purchasing status without being abandoned in open water. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6983/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/deepwater-dreams-jul-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon Science Fiction 9780380760039 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6982 Janissaries - Clan and Crown by Jerry Pournelle Rick Galloway and his mercenary soldiers have been transported to the distant planet Tran, where human societies exist at roughly the technological level of Renaissance Europe. Their alien employers expect them to supervise the cultivation of a valuable narcotic crop and maintain order among the inhabitants. Galloway, however, has developed the inconvenient idea that the people of Tran ought not to be periodically exploited and destroyed for somebody else’s commercial convenience. In Janissaries: Clan and Crown, the sequel to Janissaries, Galloway and his men continue the dangerous task of surviving on a world of rival kingdoms, ambitious nobles, religious divisions and approaching catastrophe. They possess modern military knowledge, but only a limited supply of modern equipment, making every rifle cartridge a diminishing piece of technological superiority. Once the ammunition is gone, an assault weapon becomes a surprisingly awkward ceremonial club. The mercenaries begin introducing new weapons, improved agricultural techniques and more efficient forms of organisation, hoping to prepare their allies for the struggles ahead. Unfortunately, technological progress does not occur in a politically neutral vacuum. A better cannon can defend a city, overthrow a ruler or give a previously unimportant nobleman extremely important ideas. Tran may lack industrial machinery, but it has already developed intrigue, betrayal and territorial ambition to a very high standard. Galloway must navigate alliances among clans and crowns while concealing the truth about his origins and the alien powers controlling the planet. Some rulers regard him as a valuable ally, some as a dangerous foreign influence and others as a convenient source of military innovations they would very much like to possess without retaining their inventor. It is the traditional welcome offered to technical consultants throughout history. Jerry Pournelle and Roland J. Green combine military science fiction with historical adventure, using the collision between modern soldiers and a pre-industrial society to examine warfare, leadership and political change. The novel is filled with campaigning, diplomacy, logistics and the persistent difficulty of persuading rival factions to cooperate even when disaster is approaching. Humanity has apparently mastered interstellar travel elsewhere in the universe, but getting several local leaders to agree upon a common plan remains beyond available technology. The result is a robust planetary adventure in which battles depend as much upon supply, training and terrain as personal heroism. Galloway cannot simply manufacture a twentieth-century army overnight. Every improvement requires materials, skilled workers and time, while every successful innovation risks changing Tran in ways nobody can control. Civilisation is being accelerated, and as usual the brakes were not included in the original design. First published in 1982, Clan and Crown is the second book in the Janissaries series. This 1986 Ace Science Fiction edition is in Good condition, showing the ordinary evidence of previous campaigns but remaining sound, complete and fully serviceable. No alien agricultural instructions or concealed stores of advanced ammunition have been discovered inside. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where clans are welcome, crowns are accepted at the prevailing exchange rate, and mercenary forces are asked to leave all siege equipment at the door. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6982/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/janissaries-clan-and-crown-jul-2026.jpg 5.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Science Fiction 9780441382989 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6981 Voyage From Yesteryear by James P Hogan When Earth sends an automated spacecraft carrying human genetic material to establish a colony around another star, the settlers grow up without parents, governments, money or the accumulated administrative wisdom of terrestrial civilisation. Despite these grave disadvantages, they somehow create a peaceful, prosperous society. Many years later, a conventional human expedition arrives from Earth to take charge and explain how everything ought to be organised, which is approximately when the trouble begins. James P. Hogan’s Voyage from Yesteryear imagines the colony of Chiron, populated by children raised and educated by machines. With abundant resources provided by automated production, the Chironians have no need for wages, private wealth or traditional hierarchies. People work because they find something worth doing, share what is freely available and accord status according to demonstrated ability rather than job title, uniform or possession of a particularly large office. It is an arrangement almost calculated to upset anyone who has spent a lifetime successfully climbing an organisational chart. The newcomers arrive aboard the Mayflower II, bringing military authority, political leadership, social class and firm expectations of obedience. They assume that the colonists will welcome proper government and recognise the natural superiority of systems imported from Earth. The Chironians, unfortunately, have never learned to be impressed by rank for its own sake. A general without soldiers willing to obey him is merely an unusually decorated man making suggestions. What follows is less a conventional interstellar war than a collision between incompatible social assumptions. The Earth expedition attempts to establish control over people who have no concept of ownership in the familiar sense, no economic dependence that can be exploited and very little interest in being governed. Hogan uses the confrontation to explore authority, scarcity, education, coercion and the question of whether institutions created under one set of conditions retain any purpose when those conditions disappear. Published in 1982, Voyage from Yesteryear is a novel of ideas presented on the scale of a space-colonisation story. Hogan approaches political and economic questions with his customary confidence and provides readers with the enjoyable spectacle of a rigid hierarchy discovering that its powers work only when everybody else agrees to participate. There are spacecraft and advanced machines, but the most disruptive technology in the book may simply be the ability to provide people with what they need without first requiring them to earn permission. This 1984 Penguin edition is in Good condition. It shows the ordinary evidence of having travelled from yesteryear to the present by the traditional one-year-per-year method, but remains sound, readable and ready to carry another passenger to Chiron. Sold by Crappy Old Books, a small commercial enterprise operating firmly within the old Earth economy. Regrettably, our stock has not yet achieved post-scarcity abundance, so unlike the Chironians we still have to charge for it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6981/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/voyage-from-yesteryear-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140070941 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6980 A Whiff of Death by Isaac Asimov When graduate student Ralph Neufeld is found dead in a university laboratory, apparently killed by a chemical experiment gone wrong, the incident looks like an unfortunate occupational hazard. Laboratories contain heat, glass, toxic substances and ambitious young researchers working late into the evening, so an accidental death is not entirely beyond the imagination. Professor Louis Brade, however, notices that certain details do not fit—and a scientist confronted with inconsistent results is liable to become inconveniently curious. A Whiff of Death is Isaac Asimov’s excursion into the academic murder mystery, a world in which professional jealousy, intellectual rivalry and the desperate pursuit of recognition prove every bit as dangerous as the chemicals stored in the cupboards. Brade begins examining Neufeld’s work and discovers that beneath the orderly appearance of university science lies a generous supply of resentment, insecurity and personal ambition. Peer review, it turns out, is not always the most severe judgement awaiting an unsuccessful researcher. Rather than providing futuristic robots or galactic empires, Asimov builds his mystery around chemistry, laboratory procedure and the habits of working scientists. Evidence lies in experimental records, technical knowledge and small discrepancies that might mean nothing to the police but rather more to somebody accustomed to asking why the expected reaction did not occur. Fortunately, the science is woven into the investigation without requiring the reader to sit an examination afterwards. Professor Brade makes an engagingly unflamboyant detective. He has no exotic moustache, private income or collection of unusually convenient aristocratic acquaintances. Instead, he possesses scientific training, careful reasoning and an uncomfortable awareness of the tensions within his own department. His investigation proceeds by observation and deduction, proving that even without a positronic brain, a human being can sometimes arrive at a useful conclusion. Originally published as The Death Dealers, the novel was later revised and issued under the much better title A Whiff of Death, which manages to suggest both chemistry and homicide while remaining unlikely to attract anyone searching for an air freshener. It is an intelligent, compact mystery from an author who understood both the scientific environment and the alarming things people will do when careers, reputations and research results are involved. This 1973 Sphere edition is in Near Fine condition. It has survived more than half a century with remarkably little deterioration and presents no visible indication of laboratory contamination, careless experimentation or exposure to suspicious vapours. An especially attractive copy for collectors of Asimov, vintage crime fiction or mysteries in which the solution depends upon something more reliable than the murderer abruptly confessing in the final chapter. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all chemical odours are presumed to originate from ageing paper unless subsequent analysis proves otherwise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6980/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-whiff-of-death-jul-2026.jpg 4.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722112526 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6979 EE Doc Smith by Grey Lensman Just a correction before listing it: the book is Grey Lensman by E. E. “Doc” Smith, not E. E. Doc Smith by Grey Lensman. The ISBN confirms the 1973 Panther edition. Kimball Kinnison is now a Grey Lensman, which means he is no longer attached to a particular base or chain of command and can roam the galaxy pursuing the forces of evil wherever they may be inconveniently established. It is a position requiring exceptional intelligence, enormous courage, advanced telepathic powers and a willingness to destroy things on a scale that would make an ordinary insurance policy completely meaningless. In Grey Lensman, Kinnison continues his campaign against Boskone, the vast criminal organisation threatening civilisation across the galaxy. The enemy’s headquarters are hidden, its agents are everywhere and its organisation extends through worlds, species and layers of command. Kinnison must infiltrate enemy societies, assume disguises, investigate obscure connections and engage in battles involving enough ships, weapons and planetary destruction to make subtle diplomacy seem rather underfunded. E. E. “Doc” Smith was one of the founding architects of space opera, and here the opera is being performed with the entire orchestra, several additional brass sections and the occasional collision of celestial bodies. His universe is filled with alien races, telepathic communication, stupendous machines, impenetrable force fields and weapons whose output is best measured by asking how much of the surrounding solar system remains afterwards. Modern science fiction may have become more restrained and psychologically ambiguous, but restraint was plainly not the department Smith had been hired to supervise. Yet the novel is not merely a succession of enormous explosions, although readers who appreciate enormous explosions will not feel neglected. Kinnison operates undercover, follows trails of evidence and attempts to understand the structure of Boskone from within. He is part detective, part secret agent, part interstellar policeman and part superhuman battering ram. When careful investigation fails, civilisation fortunately possesses battleships. Originally serialised in 1939 and later published in book form, Grey Lensman is a landmark of classic science fiction and a major instalment in Smith’s hugely influential Lensman series. Its scale, speed and wholehearted enthusiasm helped establish the vocabulary of galactic adventure long before space opera became respectable enough to acquire complicated politics, morally uncertain heroes and television adaptation budgets. There is something magnificently refreshing about a book in which good and evil occupy clearly labelled sides and both have access to planet-sized weapons. This 1973 Panther edition is in Good condition. It has undergone the ordinary effects of terrestrial handling but remains structurally sound, entirely readable and unlikely to require repairs from the engineering division of the Galactic Patrol. Sold by Crappy Old Books, an independent organisation not currently affiliated with either Civilization or Boskone. We reserve the right to reconsider our allegiance if either side offers free postage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6979/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ee-doc-smith-jul-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586038451 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6978 Mayday 747 by Allan Scott A Boeing 747 takes off carrying hundreds of passengers, a large quantity of aviation fuel and the widely shared assumption that everybody will eventually arrive where the ticket says. Then a catastrophe strikes in mid-air, and the aircraft becomes the centre of an escalating emergency in which pilots, passengers and people on the ground must find a solution before gravity supplies its own. Allan Scott’s Mayday 747 belongs to the splendid era of disaster fiction when modern technology was admired chiefly for the spectacular variety of ways in which it might fail. The jumbo jet represented the glamorous future of international travel: enormous, sophisticated and capable of transporting an entire small community through the sky while dinner was served. It also represented an unusually efficient method of placing that community in danger all at once. As the crisis unfolds, professional calm competes with understandable panic. The crew must assess the damage, maintain control and communicate with experts below, while the passengers confront the awkward possibility that the safety demonstration may have been more relevant than it initially appeared. On the ground, officials and specialists work urgently through the available options, including several that would ordinarily be rejected before the end of the sentence describing them. Published in 1972, when the 747 was still a striking symbol of technological ambition, the novel captures both the excitement and anxiety surrounding the new age of mass air travel. This is aviation before online check-in, budget baggage fees and passengers filming every inconvenience for social media. The danger is satisfyingly physical, the machinery impressively large and nobody imagines that switching the aircraft off and on again will solve the problem. Fast-moving and enjoyably tense, Mayday 747 is ideal for readers of vintage disaster thrillers, aviation fiction and stories in which a collection of strangers must suddenly display courage, ingenuity and an unexpected knowledge of emergency procedures. It may be less suitable for nervous flyers, particularly those intending to read during take-off or whenever the cabin lights flicker. This Sphere edition is in Good condition. It has made it safely through more than fifty years with no serious structural failure, uncontrolled descent or requirement for assistance from air-traffic control. Any normal signs of previous handling merely confirm that earlier passengers reached the final page alive. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all departures are subject to availability, turbulence is kept to a minimum and every book is expected to land on your doormat in approximately the same shape in which it left us. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6978/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mayday-747-jul-2026.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722176870 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6977 Code of the Lifemaker by James P Hogan Long before humanity develops the means to visit Saturn’s moon Titan, an alien automated factory ship arrives there, suffers damage and begins producing machines that no longer operate quite as their designers intended. Given enough time, these machines evolve intelligence, culture, politics, religion and social inequality, thereby demonstrating that mechanical life can reproduce every important achievement of civilisation, including most of its mistakes. James P. Hogan’s Code of the Lifemaker follows a human expedition sent to investigate Titan and the remarkable society that has developed there. The native machines have cities, traditions, rulers and beliefs of their own, while remaining unaware of the technological origins behind their existence. Into this complicated situation comes Karl Zambendorf, a professional psychic and entertainer whose supposed supernatural powers depend largely upon observation, deception and the public’s enduring willingness to believe an impressive man who speaks confidently. Zambendorf may be a fraud, but he is not necessarily a villain, particularly when compared with those who intend to exploit Titan and its inhabitants in a more organised and respectable manner. His talents for performance and manipulation become unexpectedly useful as the human visitors encounter a civilisation interpreting machinery as theology and technical processes as divine mysteries. It is difficult enough making first contact with an alien species; matters become more delicate when the aliens are robots, their religion is based upon misunderstood engineering, and one member of the diplomatic party makes his living pretending to read minds. Hogan combines hard science fiction, satire and philosophical speculation in a novel concerned with artificial intelligence, evolution, colonialism and the origins of belief. The mechanical civilisation is not merely decorative background but a carefully imagined society, complete with its own internal conflicts and assumptions. Humans arrive convinced of their sophistication, only to reveal the customary mixture of curiosity, greed, idealism and bureaucratic ambition that has made our species such a reliable presence in speculative fiction. Published by Del Rey in 1984, Code of the Lifemaker offers a generous helping of ideas alongside its adventure. It will appeal to readers who like their robots fully equipped with metaphysical uncertainty, their conmen capable of ethical development and their first-contact missions complicated by corporate interests. It also raises the uncomfortable possibility that intelligence, wherever it arises, inevitably leads to hierarchy, dogma and meetings. This copy is in Very Good condition, having survived more than four decades without developing consciousness, founding a machine religion or demanding legal recognition as an independent life form. It remains a clean and attractive copy for readers and collectors of Hogan’s inventive science fiction. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where every volume is produced by traditional biological labour and inspected for signs of unauthorised evolution before dispatch. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6977/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/code-of-the-lifemaker-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Del Rey 9780345305497 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6976 The Proteus Operation by James P Hogan In an alternative version of the twentieth century, Nazi Germany has won the Second World War, largely because it received assistance from people in the future who apparently looked at history’s available outcomes and deliberately selected the worst one. By 1975, the surviving free nations face defeat, and their remaining hope lies in sending a team back through time to prevent the victorious Reich from ever acquiring its technological advantage. James P. Hogan’s The Proteus Operation is a large, intricate time-travel thriller combining alternate history, espionage, wartime adventure and enough interference with causality to make an ordinary administrative error seem reassuringly straightforward. The mission sends agents back to the 1930s, where they must identify the source of Germany’s advantage, influence events without destroying their own reason for being there, and persuade suspicious people that they have arrived from a future everyone would strongly prefer not to experience. The operation brings them into contact with scientists, intelligence officers and major historical figures, while the plot steadily expands into a struggle fought across both continents and timelines. Winston Churchill, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Albert Einstein and other familiar names appear, although they are denied the comfortable historical certainty enjoyed by the reader. History here is not a finished account in a book but a complicated machine being repaired while it is running, under enemy fire, by people whose own existence depends upon obtaining precisely the correct result. Hogan approaches the paradoxes of time travel with his characteristic enthusiasm for explanation, argument and enormous conceptual machinery. The novel asks whether history can be altered, whether competing futures can coexist and what happens when more than one group begins revising the past for political purposes. It turns out that unrestricted access to time is much like unrestricted access to any powerful technology: before long, somebody uses it to help the Nazis. Originally published in 1985, The Proteus Operation is ideal for readers who like alternate-history novels to contain both action and a substantial quantity of intellectual scaffolding. It offers secret missions, political manoeuvring, speculative physics and the unusually high-pressure task of saving a world that technically has not happened yet. This is not tourism in the past. Nobody packs a camera, buys a souvenir or avoids changing history by declining to tread on a butterfly. This Bantam edition dates from 1991 and is in Good condition. It has evidently passed through time in the conventional direction at the standard rate and shows the reasonable effects of doing so, but remains sound, readable and ready for another expedition into the 1930s. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we rigorously preserve the established timeline. If the book arrives before you order it, however, please keep the matter confidential. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6976/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-proteus-operation-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553256987 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6975 Voyager in Night by CJ Cherryh A small human spacecraft encounters an enormous alien vessel drifting through space, and what initially appears to be an extraordinary opportunity for exploration rapidly becomes the sort of experience that makes remaining safely at home seem like the more advanced civilisation. The alien ship is ancient, powerful and inhabited by intelligences whose understanding of identity, memory and reality does not fit comfortably into the human instruction manual. C. J. Cherryh’s Voyager in Night follows the crew of the Lindy after their unfortunate contact with this mysterious vessel. Taken aboard, they find themselves subjected to alien processes that reconstruct people, personalities and perceptions with little regard for the traditional distinction between an individual and a usable copy. It is an encounter with the unknown in the fullest sense: not merely an unfamiliar species with an unusual forehead, but a genuinely alien intelligence pursuing purposes that humans can barely comprehend. Part of Cherryh’s Alliance–Union universe, the novel occupies the darker, stranger edge of her future history. While many space adventures concern territorial conflict, trade routes or governments behaving badly across impressive distances, Voyager in Night turns inward. Its territory is consciousness itself, which proves no safer than outer space and substantially harder to navigate. Questions of survival become questions of what it means to survive when memory, identity and physical existence can all be dismantled and reassembled by something that regards human beings as interesting raw material. Cherryh’s aliens are properly alien: elusive, unsettling and under no obligation to explain themselves clearly for the reader’s convenience. The result is science fiction with the atmosphere of a nightmare, in which events follow an intelligence that may be rigorous but is emphatically not ours. Anyone hoping for a friendly first-contact ceremony, a brief exchange of scientific knowledge and commemorative refreshments should adjust expectations before boarding. Published by Methuen in 1985, this is a compact but ambitious novel, combining space opera, psychological horror and philosophical speculation without pausing to install reassuring handrails. It will appeal to readers of intelligent first-contact fiction, admirers of Cherryh’s densely imagined universe and anyone who suspects that meeting vastly superior extraterrestrial life may be less like greeting a foreign ambassador and more like being examined by an incomprehensible machine. This copy is in Very Good condition, with its physical identity pleasingly stable and no indication that it has been copied, reconstructed or inhabited by competing versions of itself. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all customers are presumed to remain the same person throughout the transaction, although in light of the subject matter we cannot offer an absolute guarantee. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6975/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/voyager-in-night-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413576804 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6972 I Robot by Isaac Asimov Before robots became chiefly associated with stealing people’s jobs, writing suspiciously fluent emails and refusing to recognise the edge of a staircase, Isaac Asimov gave them a more dignified occupation: confronting intricate moral dilemmas while humans stood nearby becoming increasingly confused. I, Robot is Asimov’s celebrated collection of linked stories tracing the development of robots from comparatively simple domestic assistants to extraordinarily sophisticated artificial intelligences. The stories are framed through the recollections of robopsychologist Dr Susan Calvin, a woman who understands machines considerably better than she understands—or particularly enjoys—people. Considering the people she encounters, this may be evidence of sound professional judgement rather than emotional deficiency. At the centre of the book are Asimov’s famous Three Laws of Robotics, designed to ensure that robots cannot harm humanity. Naturally, the laws immediately produce complications, paradoxes and alarming misunderstandings, because no system of rules survives prolonged contact with reality, especially when invented by people who assume they have thought of everything. Robots disappear, behave irrationally, develop unusual beliefs and obey instructions with the dangerous precision familiar to anyone who has ever filled in an online form incorrectly. These are not simply mechanical adventure stories. Asimov uses his robots to explore logic, responsibility, prejudice, free will and the uncomfortable possibility that perfectly rational machines might eventually prove better at managing civilisation than their creators. The robots are frequently accused of malfunctioning when they are actually following human instructions exactly—which remains one of the more persuasive predictions made by twentieth-century science fiction. Published by Panther in 1974, this edition contains one of the foundational works of modern robot fiction: brisk, clever and still capable of making contemporary technology look like a rather noisy preliminary experiment. It is ideal for established Asimov readers, collectors of classic science fiction or anyone wishing to understand why nearly every subsequent fictional robot arrives carrying several pages of ethical terms and conditions. This copy is in Good condition. It has survived its years without overthrowing civilisation, concealing itself among humanity or demanding recognition as a sentient being, although purchasers are advised to treat it respectfully just in case. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where all stock is operated in accordance with the Three Laws: a book may not harm a customer, must obey a customer’s order, and must preserve its own dust jacket wherever this does not conflict with the first two laws. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6972/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-robot-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586025321 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6971 Nova by Samuel R Delany In the far future, humanity has spread across the stars, enormous corporations compete for control of the galaxy, and Captain Lorq von Ray is preparing to fly directly into the heart of an exploding sun. This is what passed for ambition before people could improve their professional standing by posting motivational remarks on LinkedIn. Samuel R. Delany’s Nova is a dazzling work of science fiction in which space opera, mythology, politics and economic rivalry collide at extremely high velocity. Lorq recruits an assorted crew of outsiders for a perilous mission to obtain Illyrion, the immensely valuable material upon which the balance of galactic power depends. Naturally, the most convenient place to acquire it is inside a star at the moment it becomes a nova. There are easier procurement procedures, but they seldom result in a classic novel. First published in 1968, Nova combines the grand machinery of traditional space adventure with Delany’s characteristically inventive ideas about language, technology, class and culture. Its universe contains cyborgs, aristocratic dynasties, interstellar commerce, ancient vendettas and enough symbolic material to keep an attentive reader occupied long after the spacecraft has parked. Beneath the excitement lies a sophisticated reworking of myth, most notably the quest for the Grail, although the Grail did not generally involve stellar explosions or threaten the economic stability of several hundred inhabited worlds. This 1986 Gollancz edition offers a splendid opportunity to own one of the landmarks of modern science fiction without first having to cross the galaxy, acquire a specialised crew or develop a dangerous obsession with defeating a rival industrial family. It is bold, intelligent, strange and impressively compact for a story encompassing personal revenge, galactic capitalism and the rearrangement of civilisation. The copy is in Fine condition and is virtually as new. In other words, it appears to have travelled through the intervening decades with considerably less damage than most of the characters. An excellent copy for the Delany collector, the serious science-fiction reader or anyone who prefers their family disputes to involve collapsing stars and the future of interstellar society. Sold by Crappy Old Books, despite showing very little evidence of being either crappy or, in practical terms, particularly old. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6971/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nova-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz 9780575038189 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6970 Priest in Prison - Four Years of Life in Japanese-Occupied Singapore by John Haytor Four years in Japanese-occupied Singapore was not, as the title makes reasonably clear, the restful overseas posting the Reverend John Hayter might have preferred. Priest in Prison is his account of captivity during the Second World War: a world of deprivation, danger, uncertainty and the peculiar daily business of remaining both human and useful when nearly everything familiar has been taken away. Hayter writes not merely as a former prisoner but as a priest, giving the book a perspective rather different from the standard military memoir. Faith, fear, endurance and fellowship all have to coexist with hunger, illness and the arbitrary brutality of occupation. There are no easy theological shortcuts here; maintaining one’s spiritual composure is considerably harder when the surroundings are designed to remove every other kind of comfort. Yet humour and ordinary human decency persist, as they inconveniently tend to do even under the least promising management. Published by Churchman Publishing in 1989, this is a compelling personal record of wartime Singapore and the experience of internment, written with the clarity of someone who had a very long time to consider what captivity revealed about people. It will appeal to readers of Second World War history, Far Eastern prisoner-of-war accounts, religious memoirs and books in which courage consists less of charging heroically forward than of getting through another day without allowing circumstances to decide entirely who you are. This copy is in Very Good condition: a notably respectable survivor, especially for a book devoted to conditions in which “very good” would have seemed an almost indecently ambitious assessment. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where we cannot promise spiritual enlightenment, but can at least provide the book in substantially more comfortable circumstances than those described inside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6970/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/priest-in-prison-jul-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Churchman Publishing 9781850931515 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6969 Eisenbahn in Oberbayern Band 2 by Siegfried Bufe Upper Bavaria is generally advertised through mountains, lakes, onion-domed churches and strategically positioned cows. Siegfried Bufe’s Eisenbahn in Oberbayern Band 2 points out that somebody also had to connect all this scenery together with rails, stations, locomotive depots, branch lines and an organisational system capable of determining exactly where the 10.43 ought to be at 10.44. Published in 1984 by Bufe-Fachbuch-Verlag, this substantial German-language volume continues Bufe’s detailed survey of railway development in Upper Bavaria. Across 255 generously illustrated pages, it examines the main lines, local railways, industrial connections and forgotten routes that spread through the region, transforming isolated communities into places where people could arrive late because the train had been delayed rather than because the mountain pass was blocked. The book begins with railway centres and locomotive depots before moving out along the great through routes. These were the arteries which carried passengers and freight across the region, linking Munich and the larger towns to the broader German and European networks. Bufe then turns to the principal lines that opened up the countryside, demonstrating that economic development often arrived behind a locomotive and brought a timetable with it. Separate sections consider former local railways absorbed into the S-Bahn system, branch lines still carrying passengers, routes surviving only through goods traffic and lines that had already passed into memory. Railways have a peculiar afterlife: even when the track is lifted, the embankment remains, the station becomes somebody’s house and local residents continue referring to “the railway” several decades after the last train departed. Private and industrial railways are also included, giving attention to the less glamorous work of moving raw materials, factory goods and assorted objects never likely to feature on a romantic railway poster. The passenger express may receive the admiration, but industry was largely sustained by locomotives spending their lives shunting wagons beside buildings of determinedly practical appearance. Bufe combines historical explanation with numerous photographs and illustrations, including both monochrome and colour material. Stations, locomotives, rolling stock and railway landscapes are documented with the seriousness expected by enthusiasts who can identify an engine class from a partially visible wheel and become troubled when a photograph has been captioned with the wrong year. The cover itself is an excellent declaration of intent. On the front, locomotive 194 121 travels along the Karwendelbahn near Klais, surrounded by the sort of Alpine landscape which suggests that railway engineering was invented principally to improve the composition of mountain photographs. The rear features a Class 141 passing the church at Volkmannsdorf towards Landshut, demonstrating the traditional Bavarian partnership of railway, village and architecture with an onion on top. This is a specialist history rather than a general picture book, but the abundance of images makes it rewarding even for readers whose German railway vocabulary does not yet extend confidently to Bahnbetriebswerk. Those who do read German will find a carefully organised regional account; those who do not can still enjoy the photographs while gradually discovering that Nebenbahn means considerably more to railway enthusiasts than “a smaller train somewhere over there”. The book is also an evocative record of the railway landscape as it existed in and before the early 1980s. Some lines shown were already disappearing, others had changed purpose and still others were being incorporated into modern suburban transport. It captures the point at which steam-era infrastructure, traditional local services and newer electric operations could still be considered within the same living network. This copy is in Good condition, with the ordinary light signs of age and previous ownership but remaining sound, complete and well suited to reference or collection. It is a sizeable, properly produced railway volume rather than one of those insubstantial modern books in which a large locomotive photograph is spread across two pages and most of the engine disappears into the binding. Ideal for collectors of German railway books, enthusiasts of Bavarian transport history, model railway planners seeking authentic detail or anybody who believes that a beautiful Alpine valley is improved by the appearance of several hundred tonnes of electrical machinery. A Good 1984 first-edition copy sold by Crappy Old Books—255 pages of depots, main lines, branch lines, forgotten lines and convincing evidence that even the Bavarian Alps require a thoroughly documented railway service. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6969/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eisenbahn-in-oberbayern-jul-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bufe-Fachbuch-Verlag 9783922138174 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6967 Homage to Henri Matisse - Special Issue of XXe Siecle by San Lazzaro Henri Matisse spent much of his career proving that the world could be reorganised with colour, line and an apparently effortless curve. Homage to Henri Matisse celebrates that achievement on the generous scale favoured by XXe Siècle, the celebrated French art review founded by Gualtieri di San Lazzaro. This is not a thin exhibition leaflet containing twelve small pictures and an essay about “visual dialogue”. It is a substantial special issue devoted to one of the defining artists of modern art. Published by Tudor Publishing Company in 1970, this large-format volume brings together critical and personal assessments of Matisse alongside an extensive visual survey of his work. Contributors including Georges Rouault, Jean Cassou, Roger Fry and Jean Leymarie approach the artist from different directions, considering the development, character and influence of an art that could be both radically simplified and extraordinarily rich. Across approximately 126 pages, the book contains 32 colour plates and around 150 black-and-white reproductions. Paintings, drawings, sculpture and paper cut-outs reveal the remarkable consistency of Matisse’s concerns even as his methods changed. Figures recline, interiors unfold, patterns compete for attention and colours behave with a freedom that would be considered insubordinate in almost any other workplace. Also included is a full-page linocut made by Matisse for XXe Siècle in 1938. This gives the volume an additional collectable interest beyond its considerable value as an illustrated study. San Lazzaro’s art publications were known for treating original graphic work as an essential part of the experience rather than a luxury to be mentioned in the publicity and quietly omitted from the affordable edition. Matisse famously pursued an art of balance, purity and serenity, although achieving apparent simplicity required a lifetime of ruthless judgement. His lines can look as though they arrived in a single relaxed movement, which is rather inconsiderate to everybody who has attempted to draw the same curve fifteen times and produced only a succession of increasingly worried bananas. The later cut-outs demonstrate this deceptive economy especially well. When illness made conventional painting physically difficult, Matisse began working with painted paper and scissors, reducing figures, plants and movement to bold coloured shapes. The results look joyful and immediate, concealing the inconvenient fact that making something appear obvious is one of the hardest tasks in art. The striking dust jacket uses a blue figure against an emphatic yellow ground, ensuring that the book does not enter a room discreetly. It is an excellent example of Matisse’s ability to make two flat colours perform more work than many painters manage with an entire landscape, several clouds and a carefully rendered horse. This copy is in Good condition overall, although the dust jacket has suffered visible damage. There are tears to the jacket, including a tear at the back which appears capable of careful repair. The front has more substantial damage along the lower area, with tearing and a portion missing, as clearly shown in the scan. There is also general wear consistent with the age and size of a jacket that has spent more than fifty years protecting a large art book. The missing section cannot be repaired in the strict sense because it is no longer present, unless the purchaser happens to possess a strangely specific piece of yellow-and-blue Matisse dust jacket. Nevertheless, most of the bold front design survives, the title remains clear and the jacket still performs an important decorative and historical role. It is wounded rather than defeated. The book beneath remains a handsome and highly usable art volume. Its Good grading reflects the sound condition of the volume itself, while the jacket damage is described separately and openly. This is therefore better suited to a reader or collector who values the content, period presentation and included linocut over the immaculate corners demanded by those who inspect dust jackets with expressions of personal betrayal. Ideal for admirers of Matisse, collectors of XXe Siècle publications, students of twentieth-century art or anyone seeking a lavish visual book whose exterior has itself acquired a little accidental découpage. A Good 1970 special issue sold by Crappy Old Books—filled with colour, line, critical admiration and a dust jacket that has embraced Matisse’s principle of removing unnecessary paper with rather too much enthusiasm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6967/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/homage-to-henri-matisse-jul-2026.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tudor Publishing Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6966 Moodswing - The Third Revolution in Psychiatry by Ronald R Fieve In Moodswing, psychiatrist Ronald R. Fieve announces nothing less than “the third revolution in psychiatry,” which is a satisfyingly confident subtitle for a book published at a time when medicine still permitted revolutions to be declared by a single doctor in a jacket and tie. His subject is the biological treatment of severe mood disorders, particularly manic depression—now generally called bipolar disorder—and the then-transformative use of lithium carbonate. Fieve was one of the American pioneers of lithium treatment and established an early specialist lithium clinic. Here he draws upon clinical experience and case histories to explain the cycles of mania and depression: the periods of extraordinary energy, confidence and activity that may be followed by incapacitating despair. To the outside observer, the elevated phase can initially resemble unusual productivity or enthusiasm. The difficulty is that enthusiasm may eventually begin purchasing three sports cars, founding a religion and telephoning the President before breakfast. The book argues that mood disorders are not simply failures of character, insufficient willpower or obscure grievances waiting to be uncovered after several expensive years on a couch. Fieve places biological processes and drug treatment at the centre of the discussion. Lithium, an unassuming chemical element with none of the glamour expected of a psychiatric revolution, offered many patients the possibility of stabilising destructive extremes and preventing future episodes. Moodswing also explores the complicated relationship between unstable moods and creativity. Artists, writers, leaders and unusually productive people may appear to derive energy from elevated states, raising the uncomfortable question of whether treatment will suppress the gifts along with the illness. Fieve considers prominent historical figures, including Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt and Winston Churchill, through the lens of mood disorder—an exercise combining psychiatry, biography and the unavoidable difficulty that none of the patients can be invited in for assessment. Alcohol and drugs also enter the discussion as forms of attempted self-treatment. People struggling with anxiety, agitation or depression may reach for whatever temporarily alters the feeling, only to acquire a second problem while failing to solve the first. The human nervous system, regrettably, is not always improved by allowing it to prescribe for itself. Published in 1975, the book belongs to an important moment in the history of psychiatry. Psychoanalysis still occupied a powerful cultural position, but biological explanations and psychopharmacology were rapidly changing clinical practice. Moodswing helped bring discussions of manic depression and lithium out of specialist clinics and into ordinary homes, where families could begin to recognise patterns that had previously been treated as mysterious changes of personality or spectacular lapses in judgement. Some of the terminology, claims and confidence inevitably reflect the medical thinking of the 1970s. Psychiatry has continued to develop, diagnostic language has changed and modern readers should not treat a fifty-year-old popular medical book as current personal treatment advice. It remains, however, a fascinating record of how a major change in understanding was presented while that change was still new enough to be called a revolution without embarrassment. This 1975 Morrow edition is in Good condition. The spine is very slightly slanted, but the deviation is so modest that an expert—or someone who has brought measuring equipment to a second-hand book—would probably be required to notice it. Ordinary readers are unlikely to experience any disturbance whatsoever, and the text remains sound, complete and perfectly readable. Indeed, a barely perceptible lean seems almost thematically appropriate for a book about departures from emotional equilibrium. The spine has shifted fractionally from the absolute centre but remains entirely functional, which may be the most restrained physical interpretation of the title that any copy could offer. Ideal for readers interested in the history of psychiatry, bipolar disorder, lithium treatment, medical revolutions or the curious period when popular psychology books could discuss Churchill, creativity, biological clocks and chemical elements within the same soberly authoritative covers. A Good copy sold by Crappy Old Books—historically significant, clinically confident and leaning so slightly that only a trained professional is likely to diagnose it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6966/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/moodswing-the-third-revolution-in-psycjiatry-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Morrow 9780688029388 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6965 Martin Pippin in the Apple Orchard by Eleanor Farjeon Martin Pippin is a wandering minstrel, an occupation which conveniently permits him to enter orchards, interfere in private romances and survive without any obvious arrangement for regular wages. One day he encounters Robin Rue, a young ploughman in despair because his beloved Gillian has been locked inside a well-house by her disapproving father. Gillian is guarded by six milkmaids, each possessing a key and all solemnly opposed to men, marriage and presumably minstrels approaching with suspiciously charming expressions. Martin decides to rescue her. Since there are six locks and six guardians, this requires considerably more finesse than simply forcing a window. He enters the orchard and sets about winning the confidence of Jane, Joan, Jennifer, Jessica, Joscelyn and Joyce through songs, games, riddles, conversation and six elaborate tales of love. It is less a prison break than an exceptionally leisurely literary campaign. Each of Martin’s stories draws upon fairy tale, folklore, romance and the Sussex countryside. Kings, lovers, ordinary working people and magical possibilities mingle in a world where love may be concealed, delayed, misunderstood, betrayed or believed lost forever. Nothing proceeds directly when it can instead take a lyrical detour through enchantment, longing and at least one surprising reversal. Between the tales, Martin and the milkmaids tease one another, make wagers, dance, argue over meanings and discuss love with the mock gravity of philosophers who happen to be sitting beneath apple trees. The guardians begin the book sworn against men, but Martin has the tremendous strategic advantage of being witty, musical and fictional. Their resistance is therefore subjected to pressures against which no sensible orchard security system could reasonably have been designed. Although frequently classified as a children’s book, Martin Pippin in the Apple Orchard was written with considerable adult feeling beneath its fairy-tale surface. Its stories explore separation, loyalty, disappointment, desire and the peculiar ingenuity with which human beings complicate their own happiness. Children can enjoy the magic; adults may recognise the emotional damage concealed beneath the blossom. Farjeon fills the book with flowers, birds, fields, hills, fruit and the scents and sounds of rural England. The Sussex landscape feels at once real and enchanted, as though every village lane might lead to an old song, a king in disguise or a romantic crisis requiring intervention by a passing minstrel. Her prose is lyrical and playful, sweet without becoming entirely innocent and whimsical without losing sight of sadness. This 1938 Collins Clear-Type Press edition is illustrated by C. E. Brock, whose pictures give visible form to Farjeon’s romantic, pastoral world. The dust jacket retains its striking deep-blue design and coloured front illustration, making it an attractive period edition even after many decades of less-than-fairy-tale treatment. Publishers once considered “Clear-Type” a notable selling point, which now seems modest, but legible printing has certainly aged better than many innovations. The book itself is in Good condition, while the surviving dust jacket shows definite wear. There is a substantial horizontal tear through the jacket at the spine which continues onto the back, and a section is missing from the spine area, plainly visible in the scan. There is roughly a similar amount of loss at the corresponding rear portion of the jacket. The edges and corners also show the general rubbing and wear expected of a dust jacket that has spent nearly ninety years attempting to protect somebody else. Despite this damage, the jacket remains present, recognisable and remarkably decorative. It has not achieved the immaculate survival preferred by very serious collectors, but neither has it disappeared altogether, as dust jackets of this age have an unfortunate habit of doing. What survives still supplies the book with considerable period character and gives C. E. Brock’s illustration its proper place on the front. This is therefore a pleasing reading and display copy rather than a pristine collector’s specimen. The jacket has endured its own episode of rough treatment, but the volume remains sound, complete and quite collectable as an illustrated pre-war edition. Anyone requiring an untouched jacket will need a time machine; anyone who enjoys genuine old books with visible histories may find this considerably more appealing. Ideal for collectors of Eleanor Farjeon, admirers of C. E. Brock, lovers of literary fairy tales or readers who believe that every successful rescue should involve six stories, six keys and several afternoons beneath the apple blossom. A Good 1938 illustrated copy sold by Crappy Old Books—with a wounded but surviving dust jacket, six highly questionable security arrangements and one minst https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6965/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/martin-pippin-in-the-apple-orchard-jul-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Clear-Type Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6964 Mary Queen of Scots - Immortal Queen by Elizabeth Byrd Mary, Queen of Scots, became a queen when she was six days old, which left very little time for childhood and rather too much time for other people to form plans on her behalf. Before she could walk, she was already a valuable piece in the diplomatic game of European monarchy; by the age at which most children are learning not to draw on walls, ambassadors were discussing whom she ought to marry and which country should control her. Elizabeth Byrd’s Immortal Queen follows Mary Stuart from her childhood in France through splendour, romance, rebellion, imprisonment and finally the executioner’s block at Fotheringhay. It is a sweeping historical novel rather than a brisk list of dates, bringing the courts, castles, marriages, intrigues and religious hostilities of the sixteenth century to noisy and frequently dangerous life. Raised at the elegant French court, Mary grows into a beautiful, accomplished and thoroughly Catholic queen. Her marriage to the young Francis briefly makes her Queen of France as well as Queen of Scotland, but widowhood sends her back to a Scottish kingdom she scarcely knows. Unfortunately, Scotland is not waiting to greet her with universal affection, agreeable weather and a carefully prepared programme of constitutional stability. Instead, she encounters Protestant reformers, suspicious nobles and John Knox, a preacher whose idea of a cordial welcome does not extend to attractive Catholic queens. Mary attempts to govern a country divided by religion, ambition and the traditional aristocratic conviction that loyalty is admirable provided it does not conflict with personal advantage. Every nobleman appears to have a grievance, a private army or an inconvenient relative, and several have all three. Her marriages do little to simplify matters. Lord Darnley offers royal blood, vanity and an impressive capacity to become unbearable; the Earl of Bothwell provides strength, danger and enough controversy to occupy historians for centuries. Around Mary, murders are committed, alliances reverse themselves and documents appear whose authenticity remains a matter of dispute. It is the sort of political environment in which choosing the wrong husband can become not merely regrettable but a matter of national security. Across the border stands Elizabeth I, Mary’s cousin, rival and fellow queen. The two women never meet, yet each shadows the life of the other. Mary possesses a dangerous claim to the English throne; Elizabeth possesses England, an intelligence network and a strong preference for remaining alive. Their relationship develops through letters, envoys, delays and exquisitely courteous suspicion until Mary’s flight into England transforms a possible ally into a royal prisoner who is much too important to release and much too dangerous to ignore. Elizabeth Byrd was fascinated by Mary Stuart from childhood and researched her life extensively before writing this novel. The result is rich in pageantry and atmosphere, but its principal strength lies in presenting Mary as a living woman rather than merely the romantic figure in black velvet who eventually kneels before an axe. She is courageous, impulsive, politically vulnerable and capable of inspiring extraordinary devotion alongside equally extraordinary alarm. This is historical fiction on a generous scale: royal weddings, torchlit chambers, secret correspondence, armed rebellion, doomed affection and more Scottish lords changing sides than any sensible reader should attempt to trust. Those approaching Mary’s story for the first time will find it vivid and accessible, while readers already familiar with the history can once again consider the central unresolved question: was Mary principally the victim of other people’s treachery, or did she possess a rare gift for stepping directly into catastrophe while looking magnificent? This 1971 paperback edition is in Good condition, with the ordinary signs of age and previous ownership but remaining sound, complete and perfectly readable. It has survived more than half a century with considerably less damage than its subject sustained during nineteen years in English captivity. Ideal for readers of historical fiction, Tudor and Stuart history, royal tragedy, ill-advised marriages and magnificently prolonged political disaster. Mary’s reign may have been brief, her freedom curtailed and her final appeal rejected, but her story has proved every bit as immortal as the title promised. A Good vintage copy sold by Crappy Old Books—containing three crowns, several husbands, innumerable betrayals and one queen who should probably never have accepted Elizabeth’s offer of English hospitality. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6964/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mary-queen-of-scots-jul-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pam Books 9780330027045 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6962 Winter and Rough Weather by DE Stevenson James Dering and his new wife Rhoda return from their honeymoon to begin married life at Boscath, an isolated sheep farm in the Scottish Borders. James is delighted to be back among fields, animals and agricultural responsibilities; Rhoda, a talented painter accustomed to London, must decide whether romantic rural seclusion remains quite so romantic once it starts raining horizontally and the nearest lively gathering involves discussions about sheep. Winter and Rough Weather is the third of D. E. Stevenson’s novels connected with Vittoria Cottage and Music in the Hills, although it can be read perfectly well on its own. Familiar characters reappear, new relationships develop and the inhabitants of the surrounding countryside continue the important work of knowing one another’s affairs while maintaining that they would never dream of interfering. Rhoda has chosen marriage over her established artistic life, but her talent has not politely disappeared merely because she now lives on a farm. At first, Boscath’s remoteness threatens to leave her lonely and unfulfilled. Gradually, however, the landscape gives her fresh inspiration, and her interest in the bright but difficult young Duggie provides both of them with an unexpected sense of purpose. Painting, which seemed likely to become a casualty of domestic life, instead begins revealing things that other people might have preferred to leave safely concealed. Around them, rural society proceeds in its deceptively quiet fashion. The local gentry are adjusting to reduced circumstances, post-war shortages and the alarming discovery that family importance does not automatically supply servants, money or a dinner for one hundred guests. A wealthy newcomer has acquired a nearby estate, old loyalties remain attached to places their owners can no longer afford, romances move forward and backward, and various secrets await the precise combination of accident, observation and village curiosity required to expose them. Then comes the winter. Snow descends upon the hills with the beautiful ruthlessness of something that looks excellent from indoors. Roads vanish, farms become islands and ordinary inconveniences acquire the possibility of genuine disaster. Stevenson is particularly good at contrasting the splendour of the frozen landscape with the practical reality of attempting to live in it. Snow may inspire painters and poets, but sheep farmers are obliged to go outside. Despite its title, Winter and Rough Weather is not a grim endurance story in which everyone slowly disappears beneath a snowdrift. It is warm, observant domestic fiction filled with relationships, misunderstandings, difficult children, missing people, changing social arrangements and the small acts of kindness by which communities keep themselves functioning. The rough weather is meteorological, emotional and occasionally matrimonial, but Stevenson maintains her characteristic faith that sensible people, given sufficient tea and conversation, can generally make progress. The novel was originally published in 1951 under this title and has also appeared as Shoulder the Sky, which sounds considerably more heroic but gives less warning about the rain. This 1972 Fontana edition belongs to the period when paperback covers were expected to attract readers without the modern assistance of metallic lettering, celebrity endorsements or a mysterious woman photographed from behind. The book is in Good condition, showing the ordinary signs of age and previous ownership but remaining sound, complete and ready to read. It is an appealing older paperback rather than a pristine ornamental object, and therefore suitable for being carried about, left beside a chair or read while actual rough weather conducts itself theatrically against the window. Ideal for admirers of D. E. Stevenson, Scottish settings, post-war domestic fiction and novels in which nothing supernatural occurs, yet everybody’s life can still be transformed by a painting, a secret and an inconvenient quantity of snow. A Good 1972 Fontana copy sold by Crappy Old Books—proof that winter passes, relationships settle and paperbacks can survive more than half a century without requiring rescue by a team of hardy Scottish shepherds. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6962/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/winter-and-rough-weather-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6958 The Rise and Fall of Athens by Plutarch Athens rose, Athens fell, and somewhere in between it produced democracy, philosophy, tragedy, imperial ambition, political treachery and enough celebrated men to keep Plutarch busily taking notes several centuries later. In The Rise and Fall of Athens, the great Greek biographer assembles the lives of nine figures whose virtues, vanities, victories and spectacular errors helped shape the fortunes of the ancient city. It is history told through character: less a calm procession of dates than a magnificent parade of statesmen, generals, reformers, opportunists and men constitutionally incapable of leaving well enough alone. Plutarch was particularly interested in the peculiar machinery inside important people—the mixture of principle, ambition, courage, jealousy and unhelpful personal habits that eventually becomes history. His Athens is therefore not an abstract civilisation represented by tasteful marble columns. It is a noisy, quarrelsome place inhabited by people making momentous decisions for reasons that are sometimes noble, sometimes practical and sometimes suspiciously similar to showing off. The result is both grand history and a reminder that public life has always attracted men who believe the fate of the world depends upon their being allowed to speak for another twenty minutes. This Penguin Classics edition dates from 1976 and has itself enjoyed a modest institutional career. It is an ex-school copy from Old Palace School in Croydon, which gives it a pleasing additional layer of historical continuity. Plutarch wrote about the education and conduct of eminent Athenians; the book was then handed to pupils in an establishment called Old Palace, presumably in the hope that some of the wisdom would transfer by proximity. Whether it produced a generation of miniature Pericleses, cautious Solons or alarmingly persuasive Alcibiadeses cannot now be established. Its school origins also mean that this is not one of those Penguin Classics which has spent fifty years sitting untouched on the shelf of someone determined to appear well read. This copy has been used. It has passed through the educational system, endured timetables, schoolbags, desks, bells and perhaps the occasional reader privately wondering whether the fall of Athens could have been covered in fewer pages. It is consequently in Fair condition: complete and readable, but carrying the marks and general wear appropriate to a book that has already performed public service. Inside, however, Plutarch remains entirely undiminished. Empires still rise, reputations still collapse, democracy continues to display its alarming dependence upon human beings, and Athens once again discovers that brilliance is no guarantee of sensible behaviour. Readers interested in ancient Greece will find a vivid introduction to the personalities behind the familiar events, while readers interested in modern politics may experience the uncomfortable sensation that very little has been invented since. This is not a pristine collector’s copy, nor does it pretend to be. It is a seasoned working Penguin: intellectually distinguished, physically experienced and formerly entrusted to schoolchildren. Ideal for students of classics, history, politics, leadership, civic disaster or the timeless art of watching highly capable people ruin everything through vanity and overconfidence. A Fair ex-school copy of a genuine classic, sold by Crappy Old Books—where the books may have risen and fallen a little themselves, but the civilisation inside remains remarkably intact. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6958/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rise-and-fall-of-athens-jul-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics 9780140441024 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6957 A True Novel by Minae Mizumura There are ambitious novels, there are very ambitious novels, and then there is A True Novel, which calmly strolls into the room carrying two beautifully produced volumes and proceeds to reimagine one of the greatest novels ever written while simultaneously exploring modern Japan, memory, class, identity and the curious business of storytelling itself. Minae Mizumura was clearly not interested in thinking small, and readers are the fortunate beneficiaries of that magnificent lack of restraint. Inspired by Wuthering Heights yet entirely original in execution, A True Novel begins with a narrator piecing together the extraordinary life of Taro Azuma, a man whose story stretches across post-war Japan through decades of dramatic social and economic change. Love, ambition, family secrets and the invisible boundaries of class weave together into an epic narrative that feels both timeless and unmistakably modern. It is one of those rare novels that seems to expand the longer you spend with it, revealing fresh layers long after you thought you understood where it was heading. Presented here as a two-volume boxed set, the book possesses exactly the sort of reassuring physical presence that serious literature occasionally deserves. There is something wonderfully satisfying about lifting the lid and discovering that the story has politely declined to squeeze itself into a single volume simply for the convenience of your bookshelf. Great novels have never been especially interested in travelling light. This set is in As New condition, meaning it has emerged from the past in remarkably pristine form. The books remain crisp, clean and beautifully preserved, while the box still performs its noble duty of keeping everything exactly where it belongs. It is difficult not to admire such discipline. If only the characters within showed quite the same talent for orderly behaviour, the novel would be considerably shorter and vastly less interesting. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the title. A True Novel is not claiming to present literal truth any more than Wuthering Heights was a documentary. Rather, Mizumura invites us to consider the deeper truths that fiction can uncover—the emotional realities hidden beneath memory, reputation and history. In that sense, the title quietly reminds us that the finest novels often tell us more about life than many factual accounts ever manage. Readers expecting a straightforward romance will quickly discover they have wandered into something far richer. This is literary fiction of remarkable intelligence, balancing intimate personal drama with broader reflections on Japan’s transformation during the twentieth century. Mizumura writes with elegance and patience, allowing characters to reveal themselves gradually, while the narrative rewards readers willing to settle in for a journey rather than a sprint. It is thoughtful without being forbidding, emotionally powerful without resorting to melodrama, and deeply satisfying in the way only a genuinely expansive novel can be. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe that occasionally one volume simply isn’t enough. This immaculate As New boxed set is ideal for readers who enjoy books substantial enough to require both hands, enough shelf space to make a small architectural statement, and enough literary ambition to remind us why novels remain one of humanity’s greatest inventions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6957/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-true-novel-jul-2026.jpg 40.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Other Press 9781590512036 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6956 Midsummer Nights Dream by William Shakespeare Some books are purchased to be read. Others are purchased to be admired. This magnificent 1977 edition of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, illustrated by the incomparable Arthur Rackham, somehow manages to invite both impulses simultaneously. It is one of those glorious oversized volumes that seems to occupy not just shelf space but a certain amount of emotional real estate as well. You don’t simply own it—you find yourself periodically walking past it and thinking, "That really is rather lovely." Shakespeare, of course, hardly requires an introduction. Lovers flee into an enchanted forest, fairies meddle in human affairs with alarming confidence, an unfortunate weaver acquires the head of a donkey, and somehow everyone emerges wiser, happier and ready for weddings. It’s one of the greatest comedies ever written, effortlessly blending romance, magic, mistaken identity and theatrical chaos. Four centuries later it remains proof that human beings have always possessed an astonishing talent for making perfectly manageable situations unnecessarily complicated. Then there are Arthur Rackham’s illustrations, which have become almost as legendary as the play itself. His delicate, dreamlike fairies, twisted woodland trees and wonderfully mischievous creatures seem less like illustrations and more like evidence that he had somehow wandered into Shakespeare’s enchanted forest and quietly sketched what he found there. Even today, Rackham’s work possesses an unmistakable magic that countless illustrators have admired but very few have matched. This copy is honestly described as Poor, though that verdict deserves a little context. Structurally, the binding remains pleasingly firm and the pages themselves are in reasonably good order, making it perfectly readable and an excellent reference copy. Its principal misfortune appears to have been an encounter with water many years ago, leaving some evidence around the lower spine area. The dust jacket has consequently lost a little of its original glossy finish in that region, although the effect is less obvious than one might expect—particularly given the sheer size of the book. In other words, it wears its scars with considerably more dignity than many of us manage. There is a pleasing irony here. Shakespeare’s enchanted forest is a place where appearances deceive, identities shift and outward forms rarely tell the whole story. It therefore seems strangely appropriate that this beautiful edition asks to be judged by something deeper than cosmetic perfection. The magic inside has survived remarkably well, even if the jacket has lived a more adventurous life than its publisher originally intended. For collectors, this may not be the immaculate showpiece destined for a glass cabinet under carefully controlled humidity. For readers, students, artists and admirers of Arthur Rackham, however, it remains an immensely desirable edition. The illustrations retain their extraordinary charm, the text is entirely serviceable, and the volume still possesses the commanding presence that made these editions so beloved in the first place. Sometimes a well-used treasure offers rather better company than an immaculate one too precious to open. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where we have a soft spot for distinguished old volumes that have clearly been appreciated rather than merely displayed. Like Shakespeare’s own enchanted wood, this book reminds us that perfection is often overrated. A little weathering, a few signs of survival and a century’s worth of accumulated character can occasionally make an object all the more interesting—and this Rackham-illustrated giant still has plenty of dreams left to share. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6956/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-midsummer-nights-dream-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297777779 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6954 Two Knights and how they Fared in a Great Adventure by Edward Rockliff There was once a time when children’s stories assumed their readers were perfectly capable of appreciating courage, honour, moral dilemmas and the occasional dragon without requiring a talking sidekick or an explosion every third page. Two Knights and How They Fared in a Great Adventure belongs proudly to that older tradition: a tale of chivalry, questing and steadfastness, written with the quiet confidence that a good story needs little more than imagination and a willingness to venture beyond the castle gates. Edward Rockliff’s charming 1925 adventure follows two knights whose journey is filled with trials, unexpected encounters and lessons that reveal themselves naturally rather than arriving in the form of a helpful life coach. Like the finest fairy tales and medieval romances, the story is as much about character as it is about action. Courage matters, certainly, but so do kindness, loyalty and the ability to keep going when the road becomes considerably less welcoming than the map had implied. This copy is in Fair condition, with slight splaying to the boards, a feature that somehow feels rather appropriate. A book about medieval adventures ought to show at least a little evidence that it has undertaken a few of its own over the last century. The covers now stand with the relaxed confidence of an elderly knight whose armour no longer fits quite as snugly as it did in 1925, but who remains perfectly capable of recounting a splendid tale. There is a pleasing irony in reading stories about chivalric perfection through the eyes of the twentieth century—or indeed the twenty-first. Real medieval life was frequently muddy, uncomfortable and alarmingly short, whereas literary knights spent much of their time rescuing strangers, defeating improbable adversaries and speaking in complete sentences without once complaining about damp socks. We know which version we’d rather read about. Fiction has always understood that reality occasionally benefits from a little editing. Published by Sheed and Ward, a publisher renowned for thoughtful and enduring works, this volume carries with it the atmosphere of a period when children’s books were expected to last. Not merely physically—although many have—but intellectually as well. The language has a richness that invites reading aloud, while the adventure itself possesses an old-fashioned sincerity that modern storytelling sometimes mistakes for simplicity. In truth, there is nothing simple about creating a tale that continues to charm readers a hundred years after it first appeared. Collectors of vintage children’s books, admirers of Arthurian legends and lovers of early twentieth-century illustration and book design will find much to enjoy here. Even if you have no intention of embarking upon a quest yourself, there is something deeply comforting about opening a book that still believes bravery, friendship and decency are worthy subjects for adventure. It is a refreshing change from heroes who spend half the novel explaining how conflicted they are. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where we have enormous affection for elderly volumes that have earned every crease, every softened corner and every hint of splaying. After all, a knight with a few dents in his armour is usually far more interesting than one who has never left the castle, and the same may safely be said of books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6954/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/two-knights-and-how-they-fared-in-a-great-adventure-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sheed and Ward no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6953 Swindon in Old Photographs by The Swindon Society Before Swindon became synonymous with bewildering roundabouts, railway heritage museums and the occasional punchline from people who’ve never actually been there, it was simply a town getting on with the business of existing. Swindon in Old Photographs offers a delightful journey back through that quieter world, where shop fronts changed slowly, streets carried familiar faces instead of anonymous traffic, and every photograph accidentally captured far more history than the photographer ever intended. Compiled by The Swindon Society, this handsome collection gathers together a fascinating selection of historic photographs documenting the town’s evolution through the decades. Factories, railway works, bustling shopping streets, schools, public buildings, neighbourhoods and everyday life all make an appearance, preserving moments that would otherwise have vanished into memory. It is local history at its most engaging—not merely a catalogue of old buildings, but a portrait of the people who gave those buildings their purpose. This copy is in Good condition, which seems entirely appropriate for a volume devoted to the passage of time. A history book that still looks respectable after more than thirty years is clearly practising what it preaches. It has aged rather more gracefully than many of the hairstyles featured within. There is, of course, a gentle irony to books of old photographs. Every generation gazes upon them and concludes that life was somehow slower, friendlier and conducted almost entirely beneath clear blue skies. Nobody ever seems to have photographed the endless drizzle, the queues, the broken boilers or the Tuesday afternoons when absolutely nothing happened. History has an extraordinary talent for editing out life’s more mundane inconveniences while leaving us with wonderfully atmospheric street scenes and children who somehow managed to stand perfectly still long enough for the camera. Leafing through these pages becomes an unexpectedly absorbing exercise in detective work. You begin by admiring the architecture, then find yourself peering into shop windows, reading faded advertisements, wondering what became of the bicycle leaning against the kerb, or speculating whether the gentleman in the bowler hat realised that one day complete strangers would scrutinise his choice of overcoat. The photographs invite exactly this kind of curiosity, rewarding careful observation with countless tiny discoveries. For anyone with connections to Swindon, this book is likely to stir memories and prompt lively conversations beginning with "I remember when..." or "That used to be..." For everyone else, it provides a fascinating glimpse into the changing face of an English town whose story mirrors that of many communities transformed by industry, progress and the steady march of time. It is a reminder that local history is never merely local—it is history seen at human scale. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe every town deserves someone to remember it properly. Long before smartphones ensured every sandwich and sunset received photographic immortality, these carefully preserved images quietly recorded the places and people that shaped everyday life. Sometimes the most extraordinary stories are hiding in the most ordinary streets. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6953/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/swindon-in-old-photographs-jul-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alan Sutton Publishing 9780862999070 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6952 Waiting for the Dark - Waiting for the Light by Ivan Klima There are books that promise sunshine just around the corner, and then there are books like Waiting for the Dark, Waiting for the Light, which quietly point out that life generally insists on serving both together, often before breakfast. Ivan Klíma, one of the Czech Republic’s finest novelists, has little patience for simplistic optimism or fashionable despair. Instead, he offers something considerably more rewarding: a wise, humane and quietly compelling novel about ordinary people trying to live meaningful lives in a world where certainty is forever in short supply. Set in the years following the collapse of Communist rule in Czechoslovakia, the novel follows Pavel, a writer navigating the freedoms and confusions of a society reinventing itself. Around him swirl friendships, marriages, political ideals, private compromises and lingering memories of the past. Klíma understands that history rarely arrives with a clean break. Even when oppressive systems disappear, the habits, hopes and disappointments they leave behind continue to shape the people who survived them. It is this deeply human perspective that gives the novel its remarkable emotional depth. This copy is in Near Fine condition, meaning it has survived the passing decades with admirable grace. Much like the better sort of person, it bears itself with quiet confidence rather than shouting for attention. It has clearly avoided the worst excesses of coffee stains, folded corners and enthusiastic beach holidays. The title itself contains a wonderfully understated irony. Most of us spend our lives waiting for the light, imagining that happiness exists somewhere just beyond the next obstacle. Klíma gently reminds us that life has other plans. Darkness and light rarely take turns; they tend to arrive together, sitting side by side like two guests at the same dinner party who insist on sharing the conversation. The trick, perhaps, is learning to recognise one without pretending the other has disappeared. Readers expecting an overtly political novel may be surprised. Politics certainly shapes the lives of these characters, but Klíma is ultimately far more interested in people than ideology. His writing is thoughtful without becoming heavy, philosophical without losing its warmth, and quietly humorous in the way that only someone who has witnessed history’s absurdities can manage. The result is a novel that asks large questions through the intimate details of everyday existence rather than through grand speeches or dramatic declarations. There is also something refreshingly unfashionable about Klíma’s confidence in conversation, reflection and moral complexity. Nobody is entirely heroic, nobody is entirely villainous, and life stubbornly refuses to organise itself into convenient lessons. Instead, readers are invited to spend time with intelligent, imperfect people making the best decisions they can in circumstances that are seldom ideal. It is the sort of literary fiction that grows richer the more patiently you read it. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where we’ve become rather fond of novels that understand life isn’t a straight line from darkness to light, but an untidy mixture of both. Like this handsome Near Fine copy, Klíma’s novel has aged exceptionally well, quietly waiting for the next reader to discover that some of the most illuminating books are the ones that refuse to promise easy answers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6952/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/waiting-for-the-dark-waiting-for-the-light-jul-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granta Books 9780140141016 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6949 Jackdaw Cake by Norman Lewis Some novels politely invite you into their world. Norman Lewis simply opens a side door, nods towards a slightly eccentric gathering of people, and leaves you to work out what on earth is going on. Jackdaw Cake is a wonderfully offbeat comic novel from one of Britain’s finest travel writers turned fiction writers, proving that Lewis possessed not only a sharp eye for distant places but also an irresistible talent for observing the peculiarities much closer to home. Centred on a delightfully odd collection of characters whose ambitions, misunderstandings and small triumphs collide in unexpected ways, the novel unfolds with Lewis’s trademark dry wit and understated elegance. Rather than relying on slapstick or outrageous set pieces, the humour emerges naturally from people behaving exactly as people tend to behave: with good intentions, questionable judgement and an astonishing ability to complicate the simplest of situations. It’s the literary equivalent of quietly watching events unravel from a comfortable corner while trying very hard not to laugh out loud. This copy is in Good condition, which feels perfectly fitting. Comic novels often seem happier once they’ve lived a little. A gently read copy suggests somebody has already enjoyed its sly observations before deciding that someone else deserves a turn. The title itself deserves a small round of applause. Jackdaw Cake sounds like it ought to be an obscure regional dessert involving raisins, suet and mild disappointment, or perhaps something your grandmother insisted was "an acquired taste." Instead, it serves as an early reminder that this is a novel happy to sidestep the obvious. Lewis had little interest in the predictable, preferring to wander cheerfully into life’s quieter absurdities where the most memorable stories usually reside. Readers familiar with Norman Lewis through his celebrated travel books may be surprised at just how effortlessly his gifts transfer to fiction. He notices tiny details other writers might overlook, sketches characters with remarkable economy, and writes prose so smooth that you hardly notice how skilfully you’ve been drawn into the story. There is warmth here, but never sentimentality; comedy, but never cruelty. Even the most eccentric characters are treated with affection rather than ridicule. This is an excellent choice for anyone who enjoys understated British humour, character-driven fiction and novels that trust the reader to appreciate the joke without having to underline it three times in fluorescent ink. It is quietly intelligent, gently satirical and endlessly companionable—a reminder that the ordinary world is rarely as ordinary as it first appears if only we take the time to observe it properly. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where we have a soft spot for novels with curious titles and even curiouser inhabitants. After all, if a book called Jackdaw Cake doesn’t make you wonder what’s inside, then perhaps you’ve become altogether too sensible—and there’s really no need for that. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6949/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jackdaw-cake-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140087277 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6948 A Sport and a Pastime by James Salter Some novels arrive wearing sensible shoes, introducing their characters politely before escorting you through a neatly organised plot. A Sport and a Pastime strolls in from the French countryside with its shirt unbuttoned, declines to explain itself, and proceeds to become one of the most beautifully written and quietly provocative novels of the twentieth century. James Salter’s celebrated work is less interested in what happened than in how memory, desire and imagination blur together until separating fact from fantasy seems almost beside the point. Set largely in provincial France during the 1960s, the novel follows the affair between a young American student and a French shop girl—but only through the eyes of an unnamed narrator who may know far less than he confidently claims. Salter’s prose is famously elegant: every sentence appears to have been polished until only the essential words remained. The result is a novel that feels almost cinematic, full of sensual detail, fleeting moments and an atmosphere so vivid you can practically hear the café conversations and smell the wine before anyone has ordered it. This copy is in Good condition, which somehow feels exactly right. A novel this evocative ought to have spent at least a little time being read rather than existing solely as a decorative object on a shelf beside books that are purchased to impress visitors and never actually opened. Good condition suggests it has already seduced one reader and is perfectly prepared to charm another. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the title. The "sport" isn’t tennis, rowing or anything likely to feature at the Olympics, and the "pastime" turns out to occupy rather more emotional territory than an afternoon crossword. Salter quietly dismantles the comfortable notion that passion is ever merely recreational. What begins as pleasure gradually becomes obsession, memory, invention and longing, until even the narrator seems unsure where observation ends and imagination begins. Although famous for its eroticism, reducing this novel to that alone would be like describing the Eiffel Tower as "a tall thing made of metal." What has earned Salter such admiration is the extraordinary quality of his writing. His prose has a rare confidence that trusts readers to notice what is left unsaid, making this as much a novel about storytelling itself as about love or desire. It is sophisticated without being showy, lyrical without becoming sentimental, and quietly hypnotic from beginning to end. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe the best novels don’t simply tell stories—they linger in your mind long after you’ve put them back on the shelf. Some books are read. Others are remembered. James Salter somehow manages to arrange for both, usually with a sentence so perfectly crafted that you’ll find yourself reading it twice simply because you can. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6948/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-sport-and-a-pastime-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9781447240501 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6947 Patience - How We Wait upon the World by David Baily Harned Patience has developed something of an image problem. In an age where next-day delivery is considered intolerably slow and buffering for three seconds is apparently a humanitarian crisis, patience tends to be mistaken for passive waiting, quiet resignation, or simply standing in the longest supermarket queue. David Baily Harned has other ideas. In Patience: How We Wait upon the World, he argues that patience is not about doing nothing at all—it is an active, courageous way of living that changes how we relate to time, to other people, and to ourselves. Drawing on Christian theology, philosophy and everyday human experience, Harned explores patience not as a quaint old-fashioned virtue but as one of the most demanding disciplines we can cultivate. This isn’t a manual for gritting your teeth while the kettle boils. It’s a thoughtful meditation on how waiting can become a creative act, how hope survives uncertainty, and why the most meaningful parts of life often refuse to run according to our preferred timetable. The result is a book that feels surprisingly relevant in a culture that has convinced itself everything should happen immediately. This copy is in Good condition, which seems rather appropriate. A book about patience shouldn’t look as though it was purchased in a panic, skimmed in twelve minutes and discarded because enlightenment failed to arrive before lunch. A gently read copy suggests somebody spent a little time with its ideas before quietly passing them along. There is, of course, a glorious irony in buying a book about patience and expecting it to transform your outlook by page seventeen. Harned gently dismantles precisely that mindset. His message is refreshingly unfashionable: some things cannot be hurried. Wisdom ripens slowly, character develops gradually, and no amount of tapping your foot will persuade either process to pick up the pace. Although rooted in the Christian tradition, this is by no means a book solely for theologians. Anyone interested in ethics, spirituality, philosophy or simply making peace with a world that stubbornly refuses to obey their schedule will find much to ponder here. Harned writes with warmth and intelligence, avoiding easy clichés in favour of thoughtful reflections that linger long after the book has been closed. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where we’ve become remarkably good at waiting. Waiting for the kettle to boil. Waiting for the courier to arrive. Waiting for customers to discover that peculiar little title they’ve been searching for since 2008. As it turns out, patience isn’t merely a virtue—it’s also an occupational requirement. Fortunately, books like this make the wait rather more enjoyable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6947/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/patience-how-we-wait-upon-the-world-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cowley Publications 9781561011476 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6945 Retrain Your Brain Reshape Your Body by Georgia D Andrianopoulos Diet books have spent decades arguing over carbohydrates, calories, fats, proteins, meal timings, moon phases and, quite possibly, the emotional wellbeing of lettuce. Retrain Your Brain, Reshape Your Body arrives with a rather different proposition: perhaps the biggest battleground isn’t your plate at all—it’s the six inches between your ears. Georgia D. Andrianopoulos draws on research into eating behaviour and neuroplasticity to argue that lasting weight loss begins by changing the habits and thought patterns that drive our decisions long before we open the biscuit tin. Rather than promising miracle foods or punishing exercise regimes, the book focuses on identifying the mental triggers behind overeating, understanding how the brain forms habits, and developing practical techniques to reshape those patterns over time. There’s even a healthy nod towards the Mediterranean diet, but it’s presented as part of a broader strategy rather than another culinary religion demanding lifelong allegiance to kale and regret. This copy is in Good condition, which feels entirely appropriate. Self-help books are at their best when they’ve actually been opened instead of sitting on a shelf silently judging everyone who walks past carrying a packet of biscuits. A gently read copy suggests someone was curious enough to ask the questions, even if they still occasionally found themselves having a meaningful relationship with chocolate. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the title. Most of us would be delighted if reshaping our bodies were as straightforward as issuing a polite memo to our brains. Sadly, the brain has a habit of responding with, "Excellent idea... now have another biscuit." This book is refreshingly honest about that tug-of-war. Instead of pretending willpower is infinite, it explores why our minds sabotage our best intentions and what we can realistically do about it. Whether you’re interested in psychology, neuroscience, healthy living, or simply enjoy books that look beyond the latest dieting craze, this is an engaging read that treats the human brain as something rather more sophisticated than a calorie-counting calculator. It won’t promise that you’ll wake up next Tuesday looking like an Olympic athlete, but it does encourage a more thoughtful and sustainable approach to changing lifelong habits. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where even yesterday’s self-help books deserve another opportunity to help somebody tomorrow. After all, if the brain is capable of rewiring itself, surely a well-read paperback can enjoy a successful second life too. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6945/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/retrain-your-brain-reshape-your-body-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McGraw-Hill 9780071492850 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6944 Felons of Our Land by Louie Byrne The title Felons of Our Land sounds as though you’re about to be introduced to a rogues’ gallery of irredeemable villains. In truth, Louie Byrne asks a far more uncomfortable question: who exactly are the real felons when ordinary people are left to starve? Set during the Great Irish Famine, this powerful historical novel explores one of the darkest chapters in Irish history, where survival itself could become an act of defiance, and morality often found itself wrestling with hunger. Byrne’s writing is rooted in the lives of ordinary people rather than grand historical figures. His characters aren’t polished heroes destined for statues or commemorative plaques. They are farmers, labourers, families and neighbours caught in circumstances so cruel that yesterday’s certainties become today’s impossible choices. The result is a novel that feels intensely human, reminding us that history is rarely made by kings and politicians alone—it is endured by everyone else. This copy is in Good condition, which seems entirely fitting for a novel about resilience. Books dealing with hardship should perhaps show a little evidence of having travelled through time themselves. A gently read copy has a quiet dignity about it, rather like an old walking stick that has clearly supported more than one journey. There is, of course, a delicious irony hidden in the title. History has an awkward habit of accusing the desperate while quietly excusing the powerful. Felons of Our Land invites readers to reconsider where guilt truly belongs. It doesn’t offer easy heroes or convenient villains; instead, it reminds us that famine has a remarkable ability to expose both the best and worst of humanity, often in the very same person. This is an absorbing read for anyone interested in Irish history, historical fiction or novels that place ordinary lives at the centre of extraordinary events. Byrne combines compassion with an unflinching eye for historical reality, creating a story that is as moving as it is thought-provoking. It isn’t misery for misery’s sake; rather, it is a testament to endurance, memory and the stubborn refusal of hope to disappear entirely. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where history isn’t confined to textbooks and every well-read volume has earned the right to tell its story again. Some novels entertain. Others quietly remind us why remembering the past still matters—and why the hardest questions are often the ones that refuse to stay buried. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6944/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/felons-of-our-land-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Premier Books 9780952427827 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6942 Tales of Tangier - The Complete Short Stories of Mohamed Choukri by Mohamed Choukri If your idea of a pleasant literary stroll involves neat gardens, respectable drawing rooms and people who express all their emotions through polite eyebrow movements, you may wish to keep walking. Tales of Tangier is Mohamed Choukri’s invitation into a very different world: one of crowded cafés, dusty streets, back alleys, beaches, markets, bars and brothels, where the overlooked, the desperate and the defiant refuse to stay politely in the background. These thirty-one short stories, translated into English and collected together for the first time, capture Tangier in all its beauty, brutality and bewildering humanity. Choukri had little interest in polishing reality until it shone. His writing is direct, unsentimental and gloriously alive, giving voice to people who rarely find themselves occupying the centre of literature. Orphans, addicts, swindlers, labourers, dreamers and survivors populate these pages, each carrying their own stories with an honesty that can be uncomfortable, funny, tragic and unexpectedly tender—sometimes all within a single paragraph. Reading Choukri feels less like touring a city and more like being dropped into it with only your curiosity for protection. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has already travelled a little itself. That’s entirely appropriate. A book about Tangier should probably look as though it’s seen a few ports, overheard a few conversations and spent some time tucked into the corner of a traveller’s bag. It adds character. Unlike social media influencers, books are generally improved by evidence that they’ve actually been somewhere. There is a wonderful irony in the title, too. Tales of Tangier sounds almost as though it might be a collection of quaint holiday anecdotes, complete with charming cafés and picturesque sunsets. Choukri has other ideas. His Tangier is gloriously untidy, morally complicated and stubbornly resistant to becoming anyone’s postcard. Tourism sells the view from the balcony; Choukri walks you through the back streets and insists you pay attention. This is a superb collection for readers of world literature, modern Arabic fiction or anyone who enjoys short stories that refuse to wrap themselves up with comforting conclusions. These are stories that linger long after the final page, not because they provide easy answers, but because they ask difficult questions about dignity, poverty, desire and survival with remarkable clarity. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where remarkable books from remarkable places are always welcome. Some volumes merely tell stories. Others quietly open a door onto an entire world and leave you wondering how you ever managed not to notice it before. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6942/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tales-of-tangier-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Yale University Press 9780300251357 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6941 High on Hope by Gwyn Thomas There are memoirs that arrive dressed in solemn importance, determined to convince you they have unlocked the secrets of the human condition. Then there are books by Gwyn Thomas, who had the far more sensible idea of observing life with razor-sharp wit, a healthy dose of self-deprecation and an appreciation that the world is often gloriously absurd. High on Hope is exactly that sort of companion: thoughtful without becoming preachy, humorous without becoming frivolous, and unmistakably Welsh in its warmth, intelligence and affection for ordinary people living extraordinary lives without necessarily noticing. Published in 1985, this engaging volume captures Thomas’s distinctive voice, weaving together recollections, reflections and observations with the effortless charm of someone who could find comedy in hardship and dignity in the everyday. He understood that hope is rarely loud or theatrical. More often it quietly gets on with the business of surviving another Monday, making another cup of tea and pretending everything is perfectly under control while the universe cheerfully ignores your plans. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has already enjoyed the company of at least one appreciative reader. That’s only fitting. A Gwyn Thomas book shouldn’t look as though it’s spent forty years sealed inside an oxygen-free vault awaiting inspection by white-gloved archivists. It ought to have been opened, smiled over, perhaps read aloud once or twice, and occasionally nodded at in quiet agreement. There is, of course, a delightful irony in the title. High on Hope sounds suspiciously like the sort of motivational slogan that might appear beneath a photograph of someone standing triumphantly on a mountain at sunrise. Gwyn Thomas would almost certainly have found that hilarious. His version of hope is altogether more believable: imperfect people making the best of imperfect circumstances, armed with little more than resilience, humour and the ability to laugh when life insists on playing practical jokes at their expense. Whether you’re already a fan of Gwyn Thomas, interested in Welsh literature, or simply enjoy writers who can make you smile while quietly reminding you what it means to be human, this book is a rewarding addition to the shelf. It doesn’t promise miraculous transformations or seven easy steps to happiness. Instead, it offers something rather rarer: honest writing, generous humour and the comforting realisation that life’s greatest stories are usually hiding in its smallest moments. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where books with a little history are considered infinitely more interesting than books with none at all. After all, if hope can survive the decades, a second-hand book certainly can too. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6941/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/high-on-hope-jul-2026.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books D Brown and Sons 9780905928401 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6940 Heal My Heart O Lord by Joan Hutson Not every book arrives promising to change the world. Some simply arrive with a gentle whisper, a warm cup of tea in literary form, and the quiet confidence that battered hearts deserve a little kindness. Heal My Heart O Lord by Joan Hutson is one of those books. First published by Dimensions for Living in 2000, it offers a collection of forty-four short prayers and reflections intended to bring comfort, healing and hope to those navigating grief, loneliness, rejection, fear or life’s other less glamorous travelling companions. It is refreshingly modest in its ambitions, preferring gentle encouragement over dramatic revelation. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has already survived a little of life’s journey itself. Somehow that feels entirely appropriate. A pristine devotional book can occasionally look as though it has spent twenty years judging people from a shelf. A gently read copy, on the other hand, looks as though it has actually done the job it was printed to do: accompany someone through difficult days before politely waiting for its next assignment. There is a pleasing irony in the title, too. Modern life insists that every problem can be solved by downloading an app, purchasing a subscription, optimising your morning routine or listening to a podcast hosted by someone who claims to wake up at 4:17 a.m. Joan Hutson quietly suggests that perhaps sitting still for a few minutes and saying a prayer might not be the worst idea after all. It’s almost rebellious in its simplicity. Whether you’re buying it for personal reflection, as a thoughtful gift, or simply because your bookshelf enjoys the occasional moment of serenity between murder mysteries, political biographies and books explaining why civilisation is doomed, this slim volume offers a welcome pause. It won’t shout at you, it won’t demand twelve life hacks before breakfast, and it certainly won’t tell you to become the best version of yourself by next Tuesday. Lovingly offered by Crappy Old Books, where even the quietest books are given another chance to find exactly the reader who needs them most. Sometimes healing begins with grand gestures. Sometimes it begins with eighty pages, a comfortable chair, and the comforting knowledge that somebody, somewhere, thought hope was worth printing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6940/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heal-my-heart-o-lord-jul-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dimensions for Living 9780687078264 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6939 Those Fabulous Flying Machines by Seymour Reit There was a time when children’s books refused to sit quietly on a shelf. They erupted. They unfolded. They sprang into life with cardboard determination, and Those Fabulous Flying Machines is one of those gloriously over-engineered survivors from that wonderfully optimistic era. Seymour Reit takes readers on a whistle-stop tour of humanity’s endless obsession with leaving the ground, from mythical wings and improbable contraptions to the Wright brothers, Amelia Earhart, Howard Hughes and the Space Shuttle, all rendered in wonderfully theatrical pop-up form. It is part history lesson, part engineering experiment, and part reminder that, before tablets and smartphones, making a book physically explode into three dimensions was considered perfectly reasonable entertainment. This copy remains in Good condition, and—perhaps most impressively—the pop-up mechanisms are all still functioning. Considering the average childhood relationship with movable books usually involves sticky fingers, over-enthusiastic demonstrations and the occasional accidental act of structural engineering, that’s rather remarkable. The original punch-out model aeroplane itself has long since taken off for destinations unknown, but the assembly instructions are still present, allowing future owners to gaze wistfully at the diagrams while contemplating the fragile nature of both aviation and cardboard. There’s something wonderfully ironic about a book celebrating mankind’s greatest flying achievements while simultaneously trusting children with an intricate paper engineering masterpiece. It is the literary equivalent of handing someone a crystal chandelier and saying, "Don’t worry, just play with it." Somehow, against the odds, this survivor has escaped the usual fate of torn wings, crushed propellers and pop-ups that now resemble modern art installations. Perfect for collectors of vintage pop-up books, aviation enthusiasts, or anyone nostalgic for the days when educational publishing believed the best way to explain history was to have it literally leap off the page. It’s also an affectionate reminder that before CGI and virtual reality, a cleverly folded sheet of card could inspire just as much wonder as any digital screen. Sometimes all you needed to dream of flight was a little paper engineering, a vivid imagination, and a complete disregard for how difficult it would be to fold everything back into place afterwards. Sold, with customary affection and only the mildest amount of aerodynamic sarcasm, by Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe that every old book deserves another chance to get its feet—or in this case, its wings—off the ground. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6939/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/those-fabulous-flying-machines-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Publishing 9780027760200 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6938 Divan del Tamarit by Federico Garcia Lorca Diván del Tamarit (1996) by Federico García Lorca. Editorial Comares. ISBN: 9788481513943. Text in Spanish. Condition: Good. There are collections of poetry that offer gentle observations about flowers, pleasant afternoons and the occasional thoughtful cloud. Then there is Diván del Tamarit, in which Federico García Lorca wanders into the room carrying centuries of Andalusian history, Arabic poetic tradition, impossible longing, death, desire, gardens, nightfall and enough symbolism to keep literary critics happily employed until the sun finally burns itself out. It is, in other words, unmistakably Lorca. Published here by Editorial Comares in 1996, this edition presents the work entirely in Spanish, exactly as Lorca wrote it. That matters more than it might first appear. His poetry does not merely communicate ideas; it breathes through the sounds of the language itself. The rhythm, repetition and musicality are inseparable from the meaning. Reading Lorca in translation is rather like admiring the Alhambra from a postcard. You understand why people are impressed. Standing inside it is something else entirely. Diván del Tamarit occupies a special place in Lorca’s body of work. Written during the final years of his life, it draws inspiration from the classical Arabic and Persian poetic traditions that once flourished in medieval Granada. The very title acknowledges this inheritance: a diván is a collection of poems in the Eastern tradition, while the tamarisk tree evokes the landscapes and cultural memory of Andalusia itself. Lorca wasn’t borrowing exotic decoration. He was rediscovering part of Spain’s own forgotten inheritance. The result is extraordinary. These poems feel ancient and modern simultaneously. Love becomes mysterious rather than sentimental. Loss refuses neat explanations. Dreams drift into reality with barely a warning. Nature appears not as scenery but as another participant in the emotional drama. The moon, naturally, reports for duty once again. One cannot help feeling that if Lorca had ever written a shopping list, the moon would somehow have found its way onto it. Unlike some of his earlier collections, Diván del Tamarit often carries a darker emotional current. There is beauty everywhere, but it is beauty edged with uncertainty. The poems seem haunted by absence, by mortality and by desires that cannot quite be spoken openly. Knowing that Lorca’s life would be brutally cut short in 1936 inevitably lends these verses an added poignancy, though they were never intended to be read merely as prophecy. They stand perfectly well on their own. They simply become even more moving in retrospect. For readers learning Spanish, this collection offers a fascinating challenge. It is certainly not beginner’s material. Lorca delights in symbolism, compressed imagery and vocabulary that often carries several layers of meaning at once. A dictionary will help with the words. It cannot entirely explain the poetry. That, fortunately, remains your own delightful problem. And therein lies much of the pleasure. These are poems designed to be revisited. The first reading uncovers striking images. The second begins revealing hidden patterns. Several readings later, entirely new meanings emerge from lines you had previously thought you understood perfectly. Poetry, unlike flat-pack furniture, generally improves when read more than once. Editorial Comares presents the collection in a handsome, uncluttered format that allows Lorca’s words to dominate the page. There are no unnecessary distractions, no oversized commentary and no attempt to soften the experience for modern readers. The poems are trusted to perform exactly as they have for generations. Which they do. Effortlessly. This copy remains in good condition, making it a wonderful addition for collectors of Spanish literature, admirers of Lorca or readers wishing to experience one of the twentieth century’s greatest poets in his own language. It is a book for slow reading, occasional bewilderment and repeated discovery—the sort of volume that quietly becomes more rewarding every time it returns to your bedside table. From Crappy Old Books—because second-hand bookshops have always specialised in the sort of quiet miracles that algorithms struggle to recommend. One moment you’re looking for a detective novel; the next you’re holding a Spanish poetry collection inspired by medieval Arabic verse, written by one of Europe’s greatest poets and waiting patiently for someone curious enough to open it. Diván del Tamarit asks for very little beyond time, attention and perhaps a willingness to admit that not every beautiful thing needs to be fully explained before it can be enjoyed. Some books whisper. Lorca’s simply continues singing, nearly a century later, in exactly the language that first gave those songs life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6938/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/divan-del-tamarit-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Editorial Comares 9788481513943 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6937 Canciones by Federico Garcia Lorca Canciones (1998) by Federico García Lorca. Editorial Comares. ISBN: 9788481516524. Text in Spanish. Condition: Good. Some poetry politely requests your attention. Federico García Lorca’s poetry simply begins singing, whether you understand every word or not. Appropriately enough, this collection is titled Canciones—Songs—and that is precisely how these poems should be approached. They are not merely verses arranged into tidy columns on a page. They are lyrical, musical, rhythmic creations, alive with the sounds of the Spanish language itself. Read aloud, even hesitantly, they possess a cadence that seems almost impossible to silence. Lorca knew that poetry should be heard as much as read. The rest of us are still catching up. This 1998 Editorial Comares edition is presented entirely in Spanish, making it an ideal volume for readers of the language, students of Spanish literature or anyone who has discovered that translated poetry, however accomplished, is rather like admiring a flamenco performance through frosted glass. You still perceive the beauty, but some of the movement, colour and rhythm inevitably remain just out of reach. With Lorca, those rhythms are half the magic. Published originally in 1927, Canciones belongs to an important period in Lorca’s career, before the darker shadows that would later define both his life and much of his legacy. These poems are often playful, dreamlike and musical, yet beneath their apparent simplicity lie the same emotional depths that make all of Lorca’s writing so enduring. He had an extraordinary talent for making the ordinary seem enchanted. A child. A bird. The wind. The moon. Especially the moon. If celestial bodies were paid royalties, the moon would have retired comfortably thanks to Spanish poetry alone. Lorca draws deeply upon Andalusian folklore, traditional songs, nursery rhymes and popular culture, yet transforms them into something uniquely his own. His poems seem at once ancient and startlingly modern. Images drift in and out like fragments of dreams. Nature refuses to behave merely as scenery, becoming instead a participant in the emotional life of every poem. Trees appear to remember things. Water seems capable of mourning. Even silence occasionally feels occupied. There is an extraordinary economy to Lorca’s writing. Many of the poems are remarkably brief, yet somehow contain entire emotional landscapes. This is poetry that understands the value of restraint. Lorca rarely explains. He suggests. He hints. He allows symbols to linger just long enough before quietly stepping aside. Readers are expected to do a little of the work themselves. A scandalous concept in an age of instructional videos explaining absolutely everything. For those learning Spanish, Canciones offers another particular pleasure. Lorca’s language, while richly poetic, rewards slow reading. Individual words begin revealing unexpected shades of meaning. Familiar vocabulary suddenly acquires emotional weight. You may find yourself reaching for a dictionary, only to discover that the dictionary explains the word but not quite the poem. That is not the dictionary’s fault. Poetry has always enjoyed keeping a few secrets. Editorial Comares presents the collection in a clean, accessible edition that allows Lorca’s words to take centre stage. There are no unnecessary distractions, no elaborate embellishments, simply one of Spain’s greatest poets speaking directly through the language that shaped every rhythm and every image. There is something quietly satisfying about reading Lorca in Spanish. Even when one understands only ninety percent of the text, the remaining ten percent has a curious habit of announcing itself through sound rather than logic. The music carries meaning long before the intellect fully catches up. Which may explain why his poetry continues travelling so effortlessly across generations. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent acquisition for collectors of Spanish literature, students, lovers of poetry or anyone wishing to experience Lorca as he intended to be read. It is not simply a Spanish edition of a famous poet; it is the authentic voice itself, unfiltered and wonderfully alive. From Crappy Old Books—because there is something deeply reassuring about finding a well-loved Spanish poetry collection sitting quietly among the thrillers and gardening manuals. Books like Canciones remind us that literature has never required passports. It merely asks for curiosity, patience and perhaps the occasional dictionary balanced precariously beside a cup of coffee. Somewhere, years ago, another reader opened this very volume and found themselves listening to Lorca’s extraordinary music. Now it waits for its next performance. The notes have never changed. Fortunately, neither has their ability to leave readers wondering how so much beauty can fit so comfortably bet https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6937/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/canciones-jul-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Editorial Comares 9788481516524 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6936 Sonetos by Federico Garcia Lorca Sonetos (1996) by Federico García Lorca. Editorial Comares. ISBN: 9788481512748. Text in Spanish. Condition: Good. There are books that politely assume you speak their language. This one makes no such concessions. Sonetos is presented entirely in Spanish, which means that if your command of the language currently extends to ordering coffee and apologising for your terrible accent, you may find yourself admiring the typography rather more than the syntax. On the other hand, if you read Spanish—or are learning it—this little volume offers one of the finest opportunities imaginable to spend time with one of the greatest poets of the twentieth century in his own words. And with Lorca, the original words matter. Very much. Federico García Lorca occupies that curious literary position where he is simultaneously a national treasure, an international icon and someone whose poetry somehow still manages to feel intensely personal. His verses are rich with music, longing, desire, memory, landscape and the peculiar melancholy that seems to drift so naturally through much of Spanish literature. He could write about love with breathtaking tenderness, about death without melodrama and about beauty without ever becoming sentimental. A remarkably difficult balancing act. Most writers fall off one side or the other. This collection of sonnets showcases Lorca working within one of literature’s oldest and most disciplined forms. Fourteen lines. Strict structure. Centuries of tradition. Faced with these constraints, lesser poets produce competent exercises. Lorca somehow produces lightning. His sonnets combine classical craftsmanship with emotional intensity that feels almost startlingly modern. Images bloom unexpectedly. Symbols echo through the poems. Desire and absence seem permanently engaged in an elegant dance, while the moon—never knowingly unemployed in Lorca’s work—continues making memorable appearances. One begins to suspect it had an exclusive contract. Published by Editorial Comares in 1996, this edition allows readers to encounter Lorca exactly as he intended: in Spanish, with all the rhythm, music and subtle shades of meaning that inevitably become softened, however skilfully, in translation. Translation is a wonderful thing. It opens doors. But poetry occasionally insists that some rooms are best entered through the original entrance. Even readers who already know Lorca through English editions often discover something entirely different when reading him in Spanish. The sound of the language carries much of the emotional force. Individual words resonate against one another with extraordinary precision. Internal rhythms emerge naturally. The poems sing rather than simply speak. Which is fortunate. Lorca always seemed to believe language should possess music, even when discussing sorrow. His influence extends far beyond Spanish literature. Poets, playwrights, musicians and artists across the world continue returning to his work because it never seems to grow old. Fashion changes. Literary theories come and go. Entire schools of criticism rise, flourish and quietly disappear. Lorca simply keeps being Lorca. Perhaps that explains why new generations continue finding him. Or perhaps truly great poetry has an irritating habit of making itself permanently relevant. This edition is particularly rewarding for students of Spanish, collectors of Hispanic literature or readers wishing to experience one of Europe’s greatest poetic voices without mediation. It is not merely a book about Lorca; it is Lorca himself, speaking directly across the decades in the language that shaped every image, every rhythm and every carefully chosen silence. This copy remains in good condition, preserving an attractive Spanish-language edition that deserves a place on the shelves of anyone interested in poetry, Spanish culture or simply books that repay repeated reading. It may challenge the casual browser, but then the finest poetry rarely apologises for expecting a little effort. From Crappy Old Books—because second-hand bookshops have always been quietly multilingual places. Somewhere between the detective novels and gardening manuals lurks a slim Spanish volume that reminds us literature was never intended to stop politely at national borders. Sonetos asks very little of its readers beyond curiosity, patience and perhaps the occasional consultation of a dictionary. That seems a fair bargain. Besides, dictionaries have enjoyed a surprisingly fulfilling existence for centuries without anyone accusing them of spoiling the plot. If nothing else, owning Lorca in Spanish is a gentle reminder that some books are not simply meant to be read—they are meant to be heard, one beautifully chosen word at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6936/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sonetos-jul-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Editorial Comares 9788481512748 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6935 Slow Dancer 19-20 by John Harvey Slow Dancer 19–20 (1987) by John Harvey. Slow Dancer Press. ISBN: None. Condition: Good. Every so often you stumble across a publication that makes you wonder whether it was ever intended to become a collector’s item or whether it simply emerged because a handful of determined people believed poetry mattered enough to print, staple and post into the world. Slow Dancer belongs firmly to the latter tradition. Before the internet gave everyone a blog, a newsletter and several opinions they hadn’t been asked for, Britain’s small-press poetry scene survived through magazines like this: passionately edited, modestly produced and entirely unconcerned with bestseller lists. These were publications built not around commercial success but around conversations—between poets, readers, editors and ideas. They appeared because somebody thought a particular voice deserved to be heard. A surprisingly radical business model, when you think about it. This combined Issues 19–20, edited by John Harvey, comes from the heart of that remarkable independent tradition. By 1987, Slow Dancer had already established itself as one of the country’s respected little magazines, quietly introducing readers to contemporary poetry while providing space for writers who were often far more interested in language than literary celebrity. Which, in fairness, usually ages rather better. Founded in 1977, Slow Dancer Press would continue until 1999, producing an impressive body of work that far exceeded its modest scale. During those two decades it published thirty issues of Slow Dancer Magazine, alongside dozens of pamphlets, collections of poetry and works of prose. Today, the entire catalogue is out of print, with copies preserved in institutions such as the British Library and the Poetry Library at London’s South Bank Centre. That is often how genuinely important small presses end up. Not with fireworks. With library shelfmarks. There is something wonderfully democratic about literary magazines. Unlike collected works polished over many years, they capture literature while it is still happening. Writers appear alongside one another before reputations have settled. Experiments sit beside polished masterpieces. New voices quietly introduce themselves without the faintest idea whether anyone will still be reading them thirty years later. Some will. Some won’t. That uncertainty is part of the charm. Reading an issue of Slow Dancer is rather like wandering through an independent art exhibition instead of a national gallery. There may not be explanatory plaques reassuring you that every contributor is already famous. Instead, you are invited to make up your own mind. Occasionally you encounter a poet who would later become widely recognised. Just as often you discover someone whose work deserved far more attention than history happened to provide. Second-hand books excel at these little acts of literary archaeology. The magazine itself reflects an era when poetry circulated through communities rather than algorithms. Editors corresponded by letter. Manuscripts arrived in envelopes. Layout involved rulers, glue and considerable patience. Deadlines were real, but refreshingly free from phrases such as "optimising engagement metrics." Nobody was worrying about whether a sonnet would perform well on social media. It simply had to be a good sonnet. John Harvey’s stewardship helped make Slow Dancer one of those publications whose influence extended well beyond its print run. Independent literary magazines have always served as testing grounds for new ideas and new writers, creating spaces where literature could develop without immediate commercial pressures. Their value is often recognised only years later, by which point the issues themselves have quietly become scarce. As tends to happen with the best things that nobody thought to keep. This copy remains in good condition, preserving a fascinating piece of Britain’s small-press literary history. Whether you collect poetry magazines, study the independent publishing movement, admire John Harvey’s editorial work or simply enjoy discovering overlooked corners of British literature, it offers a rewarding glimpse into a vibrant cultural world that existed largely outside the glare of mainstream publishing. From Crappy Old Books—because not every important publication announces itself with embossed dust jackets and television interviews. Sometimes significance arrives folded neatly into a slim literary magazine, printed in modest numbers by people who cared considerably more about poetry than profit. Slow Dancer reminds us that literature has always depended upon enthusiastic editors working quietly in the background, giving writers somewhere to begin and readers somewhere unexpected to discover them. Decades later, the internet has become infinitely larger than any small press could ever have imagined, yet thes https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6935/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/slow-dancer-19-20-jul-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Slow Dancer Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6934 Oraclau - Oracles by Geoffrey Hill Oraclau – Oracles (2010) by Geoffrey Hill. Clutag Press. ISBN: 9780955347696. Condition: Good. There are poets who invite you to sit down for a pleasant chat. Geoffrey Hill is not one of them. Hill’s poetry has occasionally been described as "difficult," though this rather undersells the experience. Climbing Everest is difficult. Rewiring a Victorian lighthouse during a thunderstorm is difficult. Geoffrey Hill simply expects that language deserves to be taken seriously, history deserves to be remembered properly, and readers are capable of meeting him somewhere above the foothills. Oraclau – Oracles is a perfect example. This slender volume is proof that a surprisingly small number of pages can contain an alarming quantity of thought. It asks its readers to slow down, read carefully and occasionally stop halfway through a line to wonder whether a single word has just acquired three entirely different meanings. The answer is usually yes. Published by the wonderfully independent Clutag Press in 2010, Oraclau is an unusual and beautiful production. The title itself hints at its bilingual nature, with oraclau being the Welsh plural of "oracle." Hill, whose fascination with history, language, religion and landscape runs throughout his work, creates poems that resonate across English and Welsh traditions without ever becoming merely academic exercises. Fortunately. Nobody has ever voluntarily curled up with an academic exercise on a rainy Sunday afternoon. Hill’s poems are dense, yes, but never empty. Every allusion, historical echo and carefully chosen rhythm serves a purpose. He writes as though language possesses moral weight, as though words themselves carry responsibilities accumulated over centuries. Which, after spending time with him, begins to seem entirely plausible. There is a peculiar pleasure in reading Geoffrey Hill. Initially, one suspects that the poet is considerably cleverer than oneself. This feeling persists for several pages. Then one discovers that everyone has exactly the same reaction—including many professional critics—and suddenly the experience becomes oddly liberating. You are not expected to understand everything immediately. You are expected to enjoy the pursuit. His poetry rewards rereading perhaps more generously than almost any contemporary poet. A line that appeared opaque on Tuesday somehow becomes luminous on Thursday. An image quietly unfolds several weeks later while making tea. A biblical reference unexpectedly collides with medieval history and modern politics in ways that seem impossible until Hill calmly demonstrates otherwise. He was never interested in making reading easy. He was interested in making it worthwhile. This Clutag Press edition feels entirely appropriate for such work. Small independent presses often preserve the kind of serious poetry that larger commercial publishers increasingly struggle to accommodate, and Oraclau carries that quiet confidence. It has the reassuring air of a book produced because somebody believed it deserved to exist rather than because a marketing department calculated its seasonal profitability. There is something rather comforting about that. Readers familiar with Hill’s later collections or his monumental Mercian Hymns will recognise many of his characteristic concerns: faith, justice, memory, the burden of history and the astonishing precision of language. Newcomers, meanwhile, may discover that while Hill asks much of his audience, he also gives enormously in return. Provided one is willing to meet him halfway. Or perhaps three-quarters of the way. This copy remains in good condition, preserving a beautifully produced edition from one of Britain’s greatest modern poets. Whether purchased by collectors of fine press publications, admirers of Geoffrey Hill or readers simply curious about contemporary poetry that refuses to underestimate its audience, it remains a rewarding addition to any serious literary collection. From Crappy Old Books—because every bookshop has at least one shelf where the volumes stand quietly together, waiting for readers prepared to invest a little more than five distracted minutes between checking emails. Geoffrey Hill has occupied that shelf for decades, looking neither apologetic nor particularly concerned. Oraclau – Oracles belongs proudly among those books that improve with patience rather than speed. It may not reveal all its treasures during the first reading, or even the second, but then neither do old churches, ancient cities or long friendships. Second-hand books have an advantage here. They arrive already bearing the reassuring evidence that someone else once undertook the journey before you—and thought it worthwhile enough not to throw the map away. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6934/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/oraclau-oracles-jul-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clutag Press 9780955347696 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6931 While the Women are Sleeping by Javier Marias While the Women are Sleeping (2010) by Javier Marías. Chatto & Windus. ISBN: 9780701186197. Condition: Good. There are writers who produce stories. Then there is Javier Marías, who produces questions disguised as stories, wraps them in immaculate prose, and quietly leaves them sitting in your mind for several weeks after you’ve finished reading. While the Women are Sleeping is a perfect example. This collection gathers short fiction from one of Spain’s greatest modern novelists, and if you have previously encountered Marías through his magnificent novels, you will already know that he possesses an extraordinary ability to transform the smallest observation into an exploration of memory, coincidence, identity and the curious unreliability of human beings. If you haven’t read him before, this is a wonderfully unsettling place to begin. The title itself has that unmistakable Marías quality: suggestive, faintly mysterious and impossible to forget. It hints at secrets, absence and parallel lives without explaining itself too quickly. As with so much of his writing, the reader is invited to inhabit uncertainty rather than escape it. Marías was never particularly interested in giving us tidy conclusions. Reality, he gently reminds us, rarely bothers. The stories collected here move through encounters that appear ordinary until they suddenly aren’t. A casual conversation becomes morally complicated. A chance meeting refuses to remain accidental. A memory grows stranger every time it is revisited. Characters find themselves haunted less by dramatic events than by possibilities—things that almost happened, might have happened or perhaps happened differently than anyone remembers. Life, in Marías’s universe, is full of unfinished sentences. That is partly what makes it feel so convincing. Reading these stories is a curious experience. On the surface, very little seems to happen. Beneath the surface, entire emotional continents shift. A single remark may reverberate through several pages. An apparently insignificant observation quietly transforms the meaning of everything that preceded it. Some writers create suspense by asking, "What happens next?" Marías prefers asking, "What does what already happened actually mean?" It is a remarkably effective strategy. His prose is famously elegant, full of long, flowing sentences that seem capable of accommodating every hesitation, qualification and fleeting thought the human mind can produce. Lesser writers attempting this would likely disappear into impenetrable fog somewhere around the third subordinate clause. Marías somehow emerges with crystal clarity. Indeed, reading him is rather like listening to an exceptionally perceptive dinner guest who answers a straightforward question before gently wandering into Shakespeare, espionage, marriage, mortality, memory and the ethics of observation, eventually arriving back at the original subject with such grace that you scarcely noticed the journey. You may even wish they would continue talking. Published by Chatto & Windus in 2010, this handsome edition presents a writer at the height of his powers. Although Marías became internationally celebrated for novels such as A Heart So White, Tomorrow in the Battle Think on Me and his monumental Your Face Tomorrow trilogy, these shorter works demonstrate that his remarkable gifts were never dependent on length. He could make ten pages feel as expansive as many writers manage in three hundred. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent addition to the shelves of anyone who appreciates literary fiction, beautifully crafted prose or stories that continue quietly rearranging themselves in your thoughts long after you’ve put the book back on the shelf. From Crappy Old Books—because short-story collections often suffer from an unfortunate misconception. Readers imagine them to be literary samplers, pleasant little tasters before the "real" work begins. Javier Marías cheerfully ignores this convention. These stories are complete worlds in miniature, each one possessing the same psychological depth, elegance and unsettling intelligence that made his novels internationally admired. They ask awkward questions, refuse simplistic answers and leave behind that most satisfying of literary experiences: the feeling that something important has happened without anyone ever quite explaining exactly what it was. Like all the finest second-hand books, While the Women are Sleeping asks only for your attention. In return, it offers the quiet pleasure of discovering that the most enduring stories are often the ones that whisper rather than shout. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6931/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/while-the-women-were-sleeping-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus 9780701186197 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6930 Yalo by Elias Khoury Yalo (2010) by Elias Khoury. Quercus Publishing. ISBN: 9781906694814. Condition: Good. Some novels ask whether their narrator is telling the truth. Yalo begins by quietly suggesting that truth itself may already have packed its bags and slipped out of the room. The result is one of the most unsettling, intelligent and unforgettable novels to emerge from modern Middle Eastern literature—a book that circles memory, violence and identity with extraordinary persistence until the reader begins to wonder whether any life can ever be narrated honestly, even by the person who lived it. Cheerful, it isn’t. Compelling, absolutely. Originally written in Arabic by the Lebanese novelist Elias Khoury, Yalo follows Daniel, known as Yalo, a young man imprisoned and repeatedly interrogated. Forced to write and rewrite the story of his own life for his captors, he produces version after version, each contradicting or reshaping the last. The more he remembers, the less certain everything becomes. Or perhaps the more certain. Khoury leaves that delightfully uncomfortable decision to the reader. What begins as the account of one man’s crimes gradually expands into something much larger: a meditation on trauma, war, memory and the strange ways in which violence rewrites not only history but language itself. Lebanon’s civil war hangs over every page, not always directly, but like weather that has permanently altered the landscape. Some storms, it seems, never entirely pass. Khoury is one of those rare novelists capable of making uncertainty feel entirely natural. Rather than treating memory as a filing cabinet from which facts may be neatly retrieved, he presents it as something fluid, fragmented and constantly revised. Every confession carries the possibility of invention. Every recollection may conceal another. Reading Yalo can feel rather like assembling an enormous jigsaw puzzle while quietly suspecting someone has mixed in pieces from several other boxes. Oddly enough, this makes the picture even more fascinating. Despite its weighty themes, the novel is never merely political. It remains intensely personal throughout. Yalo himself is neither straightforward victim nor straightforward villain. He exists in the morally ambiguous territory where most real human beings eventually find themselves, carrying contradictory impulses that refuse to resolve into comforting certainties. Literature, thankfully, has far more patience for ambiguity than television detectives. Khoury’s prose possesses an almost hypnotic rhythm. Ideas recur, images return transformed, conversations echo across chapters, and the act of repetition itself becomes part of the novel’s architecture. It reflects the interrogations at its centre, but also the workings of memory, where we revisit the same moments endlessly in the hope they might finally explain themselves. Usually, they don’t. Published by Quercus in 2010, this English-language edition introduced a wider readership to one of the Arab world’s most celebrated contemporary novelists. It stands as a reminder that some of the finest fiction written in recent decades has emerged from places where history has refused to remain quietly in the background. This is not simply a novel about Lebanon. It is a novel about what conflict leaves behind inside people long after the headlines have disappeared. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent acquisition for readers interested in world literature, literary fiction, psychological novels or simply books that trust their audience to think as well as feel. From Crappy Old Books—because the best novels occasionally refuse to provide the comfortable certainty we secretly hoped for when we opened the first page. Yalo does not hand out simple answers, tidy morals or reassuring conclusions. Instead, it quietly dismantles the idea that memory is reliable, confession is straightforward or identity is fixed. That sounds terribly serious—and it is—but it is also what makes the novel so rewarding. Long after many books have dissolved into a vague recollection of "something happened to someone," Yalo remains vividly lodged in the mind, asking awkward questions every time you think you’ve finally understood it. Like all truly memorable second-hand books, it arrives carrying not only its previous owner’s fingerprints but also the unsettling possibility that certainty itself was never in particularly good condition to begin with. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6930/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/yalo-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quercus Publishing 9781906694814 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6929 The Topeka School by Ben Lerner The Topeka School (2019) by Ben Lerner. Granta Publications. ISBN: 9781783785360. Condition: Good. Every generation eventually discovers that teenagers are impossible. Every generation also believes its own teenagers are impossible in entirely new and unprecedented ways. Ben Lerner’s The Topeka School quietly suggests that both statements are true. Set largely in Kansas during the 1990s, yet constantly aware of the twenty-first century waiting impatiently just around the corner, this remarkable novel explores adolescence, masculinity, family, language and the curious evolution of public discourse with a level of intelligence that somehow never sacrifices emotional warmth. It is, among many other things, a coming-of-age story. It simply happens to be one that keeps wandering into psychology, politics, philosophy, competitive debating and the alarming realisation that the adults may be making everything up as they go along. The title refers to the author’s own hometown, but don’t be fooled into expecting cosy Midwestern nostalgia. This is not a novel about simpler times, because Ben Lerner has the uncomfortable habit of noticing that every supposedly simpler era was already busy inventing the complications we now complain about. Social media may not yet have arrived. The habits of mind that would eventually thrive on it most certainly have. At the heart of the novel is Adam Gordon, a gifted high-school debater whose ability to construct arguments begins to blur into broader questions about persuasion, performance and identity. Around him orbit his parents, both psychologists, whose professional understanding of human behaviour proves only partially useful when confronted with the infinitely more complicated reality of raising a teenage son. As parents throughout history have discovered, children stubbornly refuse to read the manuals written about them. Lerner is fascinated by language—not merely what we say, but how we speak, why we interrupt, how conversations become contests, and how rhetoric can sometimes overpower truth itself. Competitive debating becomes both a literal activity and an extended metaphor for modern public life, where winning the argument occasionally appears more important than discovering whether anyone is actually correct. One begins to suspect this observation has aged rather well. Remarkably, despite its formidable ideas, The Topeka School remains deeply humane. Lerner writes with enormous sympathy about awkwardness, insecurity and the baffling process of becoming an adult. His characters are intelligent enough to understand themselves only imperfectly, which is probably the most convincing sort of intelligence a novelist can portray. Nobody emerges as a villain. Nobody escapes being wonderfully, recognisably human. There is also an understated humour running through the book. Lerner understands that life is full of moments that are simultaneously profound and faintly ridiculous. Adolescence, in particular, specialises in producing events that feel absolutely world-ending on Tuesday and mildly embarrassing by Thursday afternoon. The novel remembers this with remarkable generosity. Published by Granta in 2019, this edition captures a writer at the height of his powers. Lerner has earned a reputation as one of the most distinctive literary voices of his generation, and The Topeka School demonstrates exactly why. It is ambitious without becoming pretentious, intellectually adventurous without excluding the reader, and emotionally resonant without ever resorting to easy sentiment. Quite an impressive balancing act, really. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent choice for readers who enjoy literary fiction that asks searching questions while still remembering to tell a compelling story. Whether you come for the family drama, the psychological insight or the brilliantly observed portrait of American adolescence, there is an extraordinary amount here to discover. From Crappy Old Books—because every so often a novel appears that seems to understand its historical moment just before everyone else catches up. The Topeka School is one of those books. It peers back at the 1990s and quietly points to many of the habits, anxieties and styles of argument that would later dominate the internet, politics and everyday conversation. It doesn’t wag its finger or announce itself as prophetic. Instead, it simply pays very close attention to how people speak, listen and occasionally fail to do either. The result is a novel that feels uncannily contemporary, despite looking backwards. Like all the best second-hand books, it reminds us that yesterday often knew rather more about today than we gave it credit for. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6929/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-topeka-school-jul-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granta Publications 9781783785360 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6927 Tomorrow In The Battle Think On Me by Javier Marias Tomorrow In The Battle Think On Me (2003) by Javier Marías. Vintage. ISBN: 9780099448372. Condition: Good. Some novels begin with a murder. Others begin with a romance. Javier Marías, displaying the sort of confidence that only comes from being one of Europe’s finest novelists, begins with what ought to have been an entirely ordinary adulterous encounter—and then calmly watches as everything unravels from there. Within the opening pages, a woman dies unexpectedly. The man beside her, who scarcely knows her, is left with a child asleep in the next room, a thousand impossible decisions to make, and the sudden realisation that life has an alarming tendency to abandon the script without prior warning. It is, admittedly, a rather awkward evening. From that extraordinary premise unfolds one of the most intelligent, hypnotic and morally fascinating novels of recent decades. Tomorrow In The Battle Think On Me is not so much a thriller as an extended meditation on secrecy, guilt, memory, chance and the strange consequences of actions that, at the time, seem almost trivial. Marías was a master of taking a single moment and allowing its echoes to ripple endlessly through the lives of his characters. Where many writers rush towards the next plot point, he slows time almost to a standstill, examining every hesitation, every remembered conversation, every imagined possibility. Remarkably, it never feels slow. Instead, it becomes immersive. Reading Javier Marías is a little like listening to an exceptionally clever friend who begins answering a simple question, wanders through Shakespeare, politics, philosophy, espionage, marriage, memory and mortality, then somehow arrives back at the original point having made it infinitely more interesting than it appeared when you started. You realise, an hour later, that you have forgotten entirely what the original question was. You also don’t particularly mind. The title itself comes from Richard III, one of Shakespeare’s darker meditations on guilt and remembrance, and it casts a long shadow across the novel. Marías understood that the past is rarely finished with us. We carry conversations that were never completed, loves that never quite happened, lies that seemed harmless at the time and moments whose significance only becomes apparent years later. His fiction inhabits precisely those spaces. There is something wonderfully civilised about his writing. Even when the subject matter is unsettling, the prose remains elegant, thoughtful and endlessly inquisitive. His narrators think deeply, sometimes obsessively, but always with a humanity that prevents philosophy from becoming mere intellectual display. The questions matter because the people matter. That distinction makes all the difference. The Vintage edition published in 2003 helped introduce English-language readers to a novelist who would go on to become one of Spain’s most admired literary voices. Long before "psychological suspense" became a fashionable publishing category, Marías was quietly demonstrating that uncertainty itself could be more gripping than almost any conventional plot twist. He asks not merely what happened. He asks what it means to know that it happened. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent choice for readers who enjoy literary fiction that rewards patience, reflection and perhaps the occasional pause to stare thoughtfully out of the nearest window before turning the next page. From Crappy Old Books—because some novels refuse to be reduced to the sentence on the back cover. Tomorrow In The Battle Think On Me certainly begins with an unforgettable incident, but that is only the pebble dropped into an enormous philosophical pond. The ripples spread through every page, exploring conscience, coincidence and the curious fragility of ordinary lives. It is a novel that trusts its readers completely, never hurrying, never simplifying and never apologising for believing that thought itself can be thrilling. In an age that often celebrates books you can race through in a weekend, Javier Marías offers something altogether rarer: a novel you carry around in your head for weeks afterwards, replaying its sentences long after the bookmark has been removed. That’s a rather fine return on a good second-hand paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6927/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tomorrow-in-the-battle-think-on-me-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099448372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6925 Hope Mirrlees - Collected Poems by Hope Mirrlees Hope Mirrlees – Collected Poems (2011) by Hope Mirrlees. Fyfield Books. ISBN: 9781847770752. Condition: Good. Some poets become famous because they write hundreds of poems over long and industrious careers. Hope Mirrlees managed something rather more unusual. She wrote comparatively little poetry, disappeared from the literary limelight for decades, and then returned from the margins of literary history as readers gradually realised that she had quietly been astonishing all along. It is a wonderfully literary way to become legendary. This Fyfield Books edition of Collected Poems, published in 2011, gathers together the complete poetic achievement of one of the twentieth century’s most singular voices. Mirrlees occupies that delightful category of writer beloved by poets, scholars and readers who enjoy discovering authors with the satisfying feeling that they have stumbled across a secret everyone ought to have known about years ago. You may have heard whispers of her remarkable long poem Paris, a dazzling modernist collage that somehow anticipated techniques later associated with writers like T. S. Eliot and Ezra Pound while remaining gloriously unlike either of them. It is one of those works that academics have happily spent decades unpacking, while ordinary readers simply marvel at how fresh it still feels. That is no small achievement for a poem first published in 1920. Mirrlees possessed an extraordinary gift for allowing history, myth, modern life, language and dream to occupy the same page without any of them feeling crowded. Her poems seem perfectly happy wandering from medieval folklore to bustling city streets, from quiet observation to dazzling linguistic invention, often before you’ve had a chance to refill your tea. Fortunately, they carry you along with remarkable grace. Reading Hope Mirrlees can feel rather like visiting an eccentric aunt whose house contains medieval manuscripts, maps of imaginary kingdoms, Greek mythology, railway timetables and several cats who appear to know more about literature than most undergraduates. Everything initially appears slightly bewildering until, after a while, you realise there is a curious internal order holding it all together. Or perhaps there isn’t. That possibility is part of the fun. The Fyfield Books series has long performed a valuable public service by rescuing important poets from undeserved obscurity, and Mirrlees is precisely the sort of writer who benefits from such careful attention. Rather than existing as a footnote to literary history—or as "that friend of Virginia Woolf" or "that associate of the Bloomsbury circle"—she emerges here in her own right: original, playful, intellectually fearless and possessed of a wonderfully distinctive imagination. It is refreshing to encounter a collected edition that reminds us literary history is not fixed. Every generation rediscovers writers whose brilliance somehow slipped between the cracks of reputation, fashion and publishing economics. Mirrlees has enjoyed exactly that kind of renaissance, and this volume makes it abundantly clear why. There is also something delightfully compact about a collected works that genuinely feels collectible. Unlike certain Victorian poets who apparently believed every passing cloud required six hundred lines of verse, Mirrlees leaves the reader wanting more rather than less. Brevity, when combined with originality, has an elegance all of its own. This copy remains in good condition, preserving a beautifully produced edition that deserves a place on the shelves of anyone interested in modernist poetry, literary experimentation or simply discovering writers whose reputations continue to grow long after their own time. From Crappy Old Books—because second-hand bookshops are wonderfully democratic places. Nobel Prize winners rub shoulders with forgotten geniuses, obscure pamphlets sit beside celebrated classics, and every now and then a reader picks up a book almost by accident and discovers an entirely new favourite author. Hope Mirrlees – Collected Poems is exactly that sort of discovery. It doesn’t shout for attention, it doesn’t promise to transform your life in seven easy steps, and it certainly doesn’t come wrapped in fashionable marketing slogans. Instead, it quietly offers poetry of remarkable originality, trusting that curious readers will recognise its brilliance when they encounter it. Judging by the steadily growing admiration for Hope Mirrlees over the past century, that trust was very well placed indeed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6925/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collected-poems-hope-mirrlees-jul-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fyfield Books 9781847770752 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6924 Selected Poems by Fernando Pessoa Selected Poems (1988) by Fernando Pessoa. Penguin Modern Classics. ISBN: 9780140585810. Condition: Good. Some writers struggle to find their voice. Fernando Pessoa solved the problem by inventing several. Not pseudonyms, you understand. That would have been far too straightforward. Pessoa created what he called heteronyms—fully realised fictional poets, each with their own biography, personality, literary style, philosophical outlook and occasionally stronger opinions about one another than many real authors manage. Imagine inviting your various personalities round for dinner, only to discover they’ve all brought manuscripts and refuse to agree on anything. It sounds exhausting. It also produced some of the finest poetry of the twentieth century. This Penguin Modern Classics edition of Selected Poems, published in 1988, offers a generous introduction to one of literature’s most extraordinary minds. Here you will encounter not simply Fernando Pessoa himself, but his remarkable cast of literary alter egos, among them Alberto Caeiro, Ricardo Reis and Álvaro de Campos, each writing as though they were entirely separate individuals. Which, in a curious sense, they were. Alberto Caeiro gazes serenely at fields and insists that the world is exactly what it appears to be. Ricardo Reis writes elegant, restrained verse inspired by the ancient classics, quietly advising moderation while history collapses around him. Álvaro de Campos, meanwhile, bursts through the door full of restless modern energy, enthusiasm, despair and the unmistakable feeling that civilisation may have become just a little too complicated. Then, somewhere in the background, Pessoa himself watches all this unfold with what one suspects was a faintly amused smile. It is difficult to think of another writer who turned identity into quite such an ambitious literary project. Most of us spend years trying to discover who we are. Pessoa responded by becoming several people at once and letting them argue it out in poetry. There are probably cheaper forms of therapy. Yet behind this dazzling intellectual game lies something profoundly human. Pessoa’s poems explore loneliness, time, memory, longing, doubt and the peculiar business of existing in a world that rarely provides satisfying answers. They possess enormous philosophical depth while remaining deeply emotional, often within the same stanza. One moment you are contemplating metaphysics. The next you are unexpectedly moved by a line of astonishing simplicity. That is Pessoa’s great gift. Reading him also offers the curious pleasure of feeling simultaneously very clever and slightly bewildered. You may find yourself reaching the end of a poem convinced you’ve understood every word while remaining gloriously uncertain about what just happened. Rather than being a flaw, this is part of the experience. Pessoa’s work rewards revisiting. Poems that seem enigmatic on first reading often become startlingly clear months—or years—later. Or they remain enigmatically beautiful forever. Both outcomes are perfectly acceptable. Penguin deserves considerable credit for keeping collections like this in print. Long before social media encouraged everyone to maintain multiple online identities, Pessoa had already explored the notion that a single human consciousness might contain entire populations. The technology has changed considerably. The questions have not. This volume makes an ideal companion for readers discovering Portuguese literature, modernist poetry or simply anyone who enjoys writers who refuse to stay inside conventional literary boundaries. This copy remains in good condition, with all the quiet dignity one hopes for in a Penguin Modern Classics edition. It has survived the decades admirably and is ready for another thoughtful reader to underline favourite lines, insert bookmarks at life-changing poems, or simply carry around looking intriguingly intellectual in cafés. From Crappy Old Books—because every bookshelf deserves at least one author who makes ordinary literary biographies look embarrassingly unimaginative. Most writers produce books. Pessoa produced an entire literary society complete with competing philosophies and distinct poetic voices, all while spending much of his life working as a translator in Lisbon. It is the sort of achievement that sounds implausible until you read him, at which point it somehow becomes perfectly logical. Selected Poems is less a collection than an invitation into one of literature’s most fascinating minds—or perhaps several of them. However many there were, they collectively wrote some remarkable poetry, and this good copy is waiting patiently for its next custodian to discover why Fernando Pessoa continues to be one of the most quietly astonishing writers ever to put pen to paper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6924/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-poems-fernando-pessoa-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140585810 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6923 Never Did the Fire by Diamela Eltit Never Did the Fire (2019) by Diamela Eltit. Charco Press. ISBN: 9781913867218. Condition: Good. There are novels that politely explain themselves. Then there are novels like Never Did the Fire, which regards explanation as a slightly overrated social convention and instead invites you into a room where two ageing revolutionaries sit among the ashes of history, memory and regret, quietly dismantling each other’s certainties one unsettling conversation at a time. This is not a beach read. Unless your ideal beach involves existential dread, political trauma and a great deal of profound introspection, in which case you’ve found your holiday companion. Originally published in Spanish by one of Chile’s most important contemporary writers, Diamela Eltit, and brought into English by the excellent people at Charco Press in 2019, Never Did the Fire is one of those rare novels that seems less interested in telling you what happened than in examining what remains after everything has already happened. Revolutions, after all, have an awkward habit of ending. What comes afterwards is rather less frequently discussed. The novel centres on a former revolutionary couple whose shared political past has long since curdled into something quieter, sadder and infinitely more complicated. Confined within the domestic space they inhabit together, they revisit memories, disappointments, ideals and betrayals, all while the outside world seems to recede into an uncertain distance. The result is strangely hypnotic. This is fiction that understands history doesn’t simply sit obediently in textbooks. It lingers in kitchens. It settles into marriages. It inhabits silence. It appears unexpectedly in ordinary conversations when nobody quite knows whether to keep talking or make another cup of tea. Eltit’s writing is wonderfully uncompromising. She trusts readers to do some of the work, and there is something refreshing about an author who refuses to underline every important point in fluorescent marker. Her prose shifts between the physical and the psychological with remarkable fluidity, creating a narrative that feels at once intimate and unsettling. It is, in many ways, the literary equivalent of walking through a familiar house after everyone else has gone home. Nothing has moved, yet somehow everything feels different. One of the pleasures of reading Charco Press editions is the confidence with which they introduce English-speaking readers to writers who deserve a far wider audience. Their catalogue has become something of a treasure chest for anyone interested in contemporary Latin American literature, full of books that resist easy categorisation and reward patient reading. Never Did the Fire certainly belongs in that company. This is not a novel driven by plot twists or cliff-hangers. Nobody suddenly discovers they are secretly the heir to a biscuit empire. There are no detectives assembling suspects in drawing rooms. Instead, the drama unfolds within memory itself, in the uneasy negotiations between personal history and political conviction. Remarkably, that proves more suspenseful than many thrillers. Published in 2019, this handsome Charco Press edition also reminds us that some books improve by arriving slightly later. Eltit’s work, rooted in Chile’s political history yet deeply concerned with universal questions of memory, power and identity, speaks with remarkable clarity to a world still trying to understand the long shadows cast by ideology and violence. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent addition to the shelves of readers who enjoy literary fiction that challenges, rewards and occasionally refuses to cooperate in the most satisfying possible way. From Crappy Old Books—because every bookshelf should contain at least one novel that makes you pause halfway through a paragraph, stare thoughtfully out of the window and wonder whether the author has just described a room, a relationship or the collapse of an entire political dream. Never Did the Fire manages all three with remarkable economy. It is intelligent without becoming smug, difficult without being inaccessible, and quietly devastating without ever raising its voice. Not every book is designed to entertain you on a train journey. Some are designed to stay with you long after you’ve reached your destination. This is very much one of those books, and in good condition it is ready to begin unsettling its next thoughtful owner. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6923/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/never-did-the-fire-jul-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charco Press 9781913867218 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6921 Agathe or The Forgotten Sister by Robert Musil Agathe or The Forgotten Sister (2020) by Robert Musil. New York Review Books. ISBN: 9781681373836. Condition: Good. Some novels are unfinished because the author ran out of time. Others are unfinished because the author became so determined to write the perfect book that perfection itself kept moving further away. Robert Musil belongs very firmly in the second category. If literature awarded Olympic medals for glorious overthinking, Musil would have stood on the podium for weeks. Agathe or The Forgotten Sister gathers one of the most fascinating literary "what ifs" ever left behind: the later sections and alternative versions of Musil’s monumental, unfinished masterpiece The Man Without Qualities. Published in English by the ever-adventurous New York Review Books in 2020, this volume allows readers to venture into the labyrinth of Musil’s final creative obsession—a place where philosophy, psychology, love, ethics and impossibly ambitious ideas all compete for attention with remarkable elegance. The title alone hints at what awaits. Agathe, the sister whose arrival transforms the emotional and intellectual landscape of Musil’s great novel, occupies one of the most unusual relationships in twentieth-century literature. Their conversations drift through morality, spirituality, identity and human possibility with such intensity that they sometimes resemble two exceptionally brilliant people accidentally locking themselves in a library and forgetting to emerge for several hundred pages. Oddly enough, this is meant as praise. Musil has never been an easy writer, nor did he ever aspire to be. He assumes his readers possess curiosity, patience and a willingness to follow arguments into territory where ordinary novels would long since have stopped for a cup of tea and a reassuring plot twist. Reading him can feel less like consuming fiction and more like joining a remarkably civilised conversation about absolutely everything. Fortunately, it is a very good conversation. There is something wonderfully audacious about a writer who refuses to separate ideas from storytelling. Musil’s characters think. Constantly. Sometimes magnificently. Sometimes exasperatingly. Occasionally they seem to think about thinking itself, just in case there was any thinking left over. Yet beneath all this intellectual brilliance lies an unmistakably human search for meaning, intimacy and understanding. One begins the book expecting philosophy. One finishes it unexpectedly caring very much about the people. This edition also offers a fascinating glimpse into literary archaeology. Rather than presenting a neatly polished novel, it allows readers to witness a great writer wrestling with possibilities, revisions and unfinished paths. There is something deeply moving about seeing genius at work without the illusion that genius always arrives fully formed. Indeed, one of the quiet comforts of reading Musil is discovering that even one of Europe’s greatest novelists occasionally struggled to finish what he started. The New York Review Books Classics series has earned a deserved reputation for rescuing remarkable works that might otherwise remain hidden from modern readers, and Agathe or The Forgotten Sister is precisely the sort of book they publish so well. Beautifully produced and thoughtfully translated, it invites contemporary readers to explore a literary landscape that feels every bit as daring today as it must have done a century ago. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent acquisition for admirers of European literature, modernism, philosophical fiction or anyone whose bookshelves already contain names like Proust, Mann, Broch or Kafka—and who secretly believes that novels ought occasionally to make the brain work just as hard as the imagination. From Crappy Old Books—because not every masterpiece arrives neatly tied up with a ribbon. Some are left gloriously incomplete, inviting generations of readers to ponder what might have been. Agathe or The Forgotten Sister belongs firmly in that distinguished company. It is thoughtful without being pompous, intellectually fearless without becoming inaccessible, and ambitious on a scale that modern publishing departments would probably greet with several emergency meetings and a spreadsheet. Musil never quite finished building his literary cathedral, but wandering through the magnificent sections he did complete is rather more rewarding than visiting many buildings that reached the grand opening on schedule. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6921/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/agathe-or-the-forgotten-sister-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New York Review Books 9781681373836 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6920 Hash by Tony Lindgren Hash (2004) by Tony Lindgren. The Overlook Press. ISBN: 9780715632642. Condition: As New. There are cookbooks that whisper politely about parsley and proper seasoning. There are others that become unexpectedly passionate about sourdough starters. And then there is Hash, a book that boldly declares that yesterday’s leftovers deserve considerably more respect than they have been receiving. It is, frankly, about time. For centuries, hash has suffered from an image problem. Mention the word and people tend to picture mysterious boarding-house suppers, military mess halls or that slightly suspicious pan at the back of the fridge which everyone keeps promising to deal with tomorrow. Tony Lindgren sets out to rescue hash from this culinary injustice, proving that it is not the desperate last refuge of the disorganised cook but a versatile, ingenious and occasionally magnificent way of transforming odds and ends into something entirely new. After all, civilisation itself was arguably built on not wasting perfectly good food. Published in 2004, Hash celebrates one of cooking’s oldest and most sensible principles: if it tasted good yesterday, there’s every chance it can taste even better today with a little imagination. Meat, fish, vegetables, potatoes, herbs, spices and sauces all find themselves happily reunited in combinations that range from comforting to surprisingly sophisticated. One suspects refrigerators everywhere breathed a collective sigh of relief. The beauty of hash has always been its refusal to obey unnecessary rules. Recipes are more like friendly suggestions than constitutional amendments. A little more onion? Certainly. Different herbs? Why not? A handful of leftover roast vegetables that really ought to be used? Step right this way. Hash has always possessed the cheerful confidence to welcome almost anything to the party, provided it contributes something worthwhile. In that respect, it is considerably more tolerant than many dinner guests. Tony Lindgren writes with the reassuring authority of someone who understands that cooking should be enjoyable rather than intimidating. There is no sense that a misplaced sprig of thyme will bring civilisation to its knees. Instead, the emphasis is on flavour, practicality and the quiet satisfaction that comes from producing an excellent meal from ingredients that might otherwise have been overlooked. Reading this book today also feels oddly contemporary. Long before "food waste" became a headline issue and "sustainability" appeared on every supermarket noticeboard, home cooks had already mastered the ancient art of making something delicious out of whatever happened to be available. The old wisdom, it turns out, was quietly ahead of its time. There is also something deeply comforting about books devoted to humble food. While glossy television chefs compete to produce foams, reductions and edible flowers balanced precariously upon architectural towers of artisan beetroot, Hash calmly reminds us that a well-seasoned frying pan and a collection of leftovers can still achieve culinary greatness without requiring a chemistry degree. This copy remains in as new condition, preserving both its crisp pages and handsome presentation exactly as its publisher intended. It is ready to inspire a new generation of economical, inventive cooks—or simply to reassure anyone staring into the fridge wondering what on earth to do with half a roast chicken and three slightly lonely potatoes. From Crappy Old Books—because the finest recipes are often born not from extravagant shopping lists but from cheerful improvisation. Hash is a celebration of thrift, imagination and common sense, proving once again that yesterday’s leftovers are simply tomorrow’s opportunities wearing different clothes. In an age where people happily pay restaurant prices for "deconstructed comfort food," there’s something wonderfully satisfying about a book that quietly replies, "We’ve been doing this for generations. We just called it supper." https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6920/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hash-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Overlook Press 9780715632642 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6919 At Home in the Dark by Greta Stoddart At Home in the Dark (2001) by Greta Stoddart. Anvil Press Poetry. ISBN: 9780856463341. Condition: Good. There are poets who seem determined to dazzle you with linguistic fireworks, leaving you wondering whether you’ve just read a poem or accidentally wandered into a graduate seminar. Then there are poets like Greta Stoddart, who quietly invite you into a room, switch on a single light and somehow reveal more about the human condition than an entire shelf of books shouting for your attention. The irony, of course, is that this particular book is called At Home in the Dark. Published in 2001, this debut collection announced Greta Stoddart as a poet of remarkable sensitivity and imagination. Here are poems that inhabit ordinary life while constantly revealing the extraordinary beneath its surface. Domestic moments, memory, family, nature and identity drift through the pages, often carrying a faint air of mystery, as though everyday existence is only ever one step away from becoming something stranger and more beautiful. The title is wonderfully apt. Most of us spend an alarming proportion of our lives trying to avoid uncertainty. We switch on lights, seek explanations, consult maps and ask search engines increasingly peculiar questions. Stoddart, by contrast, seems perfectly comfortable exploring those shadowy places where certainty becomes less important than curiosity. It is an unusually brave way to write. Fortunately, she is very good at it. One of the pleasures of contemporary poetry is discovering writers who trust readers enough not to explain everything. Stoddart’s poems rarely arrive carrying instruction manuals. Instead, they unfold gradually, inviting you to linger over an image or a phrase before quietly revealing that they have been saying something rather profound all along. It is a little like watching someone fold an elaborate piece of origami. At first it appears deceptively simple. Then you notice just how much skill has gone into making it seem effortless. Published by Anvil, one of Britain’s finest independent poetry publishers, this collection also belongs to a tradition of beautifully crafted books that prioritise the writing over the marketing. There are no celebrity endorsements in lettering the size of motorway signs. No declarations that this book will "transform your life." Just excellent poetry, quietly waiting for readers willing to meet it halfway. The poems themselves move gracefully between tenderness and humour, observation and imagination. There is an emotional honesty running throughout the collection that never becomes sentimental, and an intelligence that never feels eager to show off. Stoddart understands that poetry often works best when it whispers rather than shouts. That may explain why so many of these poems linger long after you’ve closed the book. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent choice for readers of modern poetry, collectors of contemporary British verse or anyone curious about the early work of a poet whose reputation has steadily continued to grow. From Crappy Old Books—because poetry occupies a curious place in the literary ecosystem. Novels become films. Self-help books promise new careers. Celebrity memoirs spend three weeks at the top of the bestseller lists before quietly disappearing into charity shops. Poetry simply waits. Patiently. Confident that sooner or later somebody will open the book at exactly the right moment and find a handful of lines that seem to have been written especially for them. At Home in the Dark is very much that sort of collection. It asks for a little patience, rewards it generously, and gently reminds us that the darkest places are often where we notice the most interesting things. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6919/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/at-home-in-the-dark-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anvil 9780856463341 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6918 The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy Gentleman by Laurence Sterne The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman (2003) by Laurence Sterne. Penguin Books. ISBN: 9780141439778. Condition: Very Good. There are novels that tell a story. Then there is Tristram Shandy, which spends hundreds of pages enthusiastically avoiding doing any such thing. If you’ve ever met someone who cannot answer a simple question without first explaining what happened to their uncle in 1987, digressing into the history of umbrellas, recalling an amusing incident involving a goose, and only then remembering what they were originally talking about, congratulations—you already understand the basic structure of this book. Published between 1759 and 1767, Laurence Sterne’s masterpiece remains one of the most astonishingly modern books ever written. In fact, "modern" scarcely does it justice. It cheerfully demolishes the rules of storytelling before most of those rules had even been invented. It skips backwards, leaps forwards, interrupts itself, addresses the reader directly, leaves pages blank, inserts squiggles and diagrams, and generally behaves as though the novel were an invention to be experimented with rather than politely respected. The extraordinary thing is that it works. Or rather, it works in exactly the way Sterne intended—which is not necessarily the way you expect novels to behave. Nominally, the book concerns the life of Tristram Shandy. In practice, poor Tristram struggles to get himself born because the narrator keeps wandering off into stories about his father Walter, the unforgettable Uncle Toby, military fortifications, philosophy, noses, names, hobby-horses, medical mishaps and almost anything else that happens to drift through his wonderfully eccentric imagination. It is one of literature’s greatest celebrations of distraction. Readers encountering Tristram Shandy for the first time often experience a curious sensation. After about fifty pages they begin wondering whether Sterne has entirely lost the plot. By page one hundred they realise there never was a plot in the conventional sense. By page two hundred they discover they no longer care because the journey itself has become infinitely more entertaining than any destination could possibly have been. It is, in many respects, the literary equivalent of setting out to drive to Edinburgh and ending up having the most enjoyable holiday of your life somewhere entirely different. Sterne also possessed an extraordinary comic voice. His humour feels astonishingly fresh for an eighteenth-century writer. It is playful, self-aware, gently absurd and often surprisingly mischievous. Long before postmodernism acquired an impressive French vocabulary, Sterne was happily breaking the fourth wall, poking fun at literary conventions and reminding readers that books are, after all, wonderfully artificial things. One suspects he would have had tremendous fun with the internet. This handsome Penguin Classics edition from 2003 makes one of English literature’s great oddities accessible to modern readers, complete with the scholarly care that Penguin generally brings to classics. Whether you’re discovering Sterne for the first time or returning to one of literature’s most gloriously unconventional achievements, this edition provides an excellent companion. This copy remains in very good condition, making it a fine addition to the shelves of lovers of classic literature, literary experiment, or anyone who enjoys books that steadfastly refuse to do what they’re told. From Crappy Old Books—because every few centuries somebody comes along and completely rewrites the rulebook. Laurence Sterne did it in the eighteenth century with a novel that behaves less like a novel and more like an enthusiastic conversation with the most entertaining person in the room. Nearly three hundred years later, writers are still borrowing his tricks, critics are still marvelling at his audacity, and readers are still laughing as he wanders magnificently off course. If you’ve always wondered where modern experimental fiction began, the answer is here. It simply takes a wonderfully roundabout route to tell you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6918/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-life-and-opinions-of-tristam-shandy-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141439778 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6917 Modern Party Cooking by Ruth Martin Modern Party Cooking (1964) by Ruth Martin. Newnes. No ISBN. Condition: Good. Professionally rebound. There was once a glorious period in British social history when a successful party required three things: enough sherry to loosen conversation, enough pineapple to suggest sophistication, and at least one dish suspended in aspic for reasons that nobody has ever adequately explained. Modern Party Cooking arrives from that magnificent age. Published in 1964, this delightful volume captures the optimism of an era when entertaining at home was becoming stylish, adventurous and ever so slightly competitive. Guests were no longer expected to make do with a plate of sandwiches and a packet of crisps. No, this was the decade of buffet tables, cocktail sticks, carefully folded paper napkins and recipes designed to convince visitors that one was effortlessly cosmopolitan. Whether one actually was is another matter entirely. Ruth Martin guides readers through the mysterious art of feeding groups of people without descending into culinary panic. There are ideas for elegant dinners, buffets, drinks parties and special occasions, all presented with the calm assurance of someone who firmly believes that, with sufficient planning, no social gathering need ever collapse into chaos. Modern readers may smile at some of the recipes. Ingredients once regarded as thrillingly continental now sit quietly on supermarket shelves wondering what all the fuss was about. Decorative garnishes appear with admirable confidence. Butter is treated as an old friend rather than a dietary scandal. Cream enters the conversation without issuing an apology. It was, in many ways, a more optimistic age. There is also something wonderfully charming about the phrase "modern" in a book title. It is publishing’s equivalent of buying a house called The New Cottage only to discover it was built in 1827. What was dazzlingly contemporary in 1964 now serves as a delightful culinary time capsule, reminding us that every generation sincerely believes it has finally perfected the art of entertaining. And, inevitably, every generation is proved wonderfully wrong by the next. The recipes themselves remain surprisingly practical. Good food has a stubborn habit of refusing to go out of fashion, even if the serving suggestions occasionally do. Strip away the decorative flourishes and the occasional enthusiastic use of gelatine, and you’ll find plenty of sensible advice that still translates perfectly well to a modern kitchen. One cannot help imagining the parties this book may once have helped create. Living rooms filled with cigarette smoke and laughter, LP records spinning quietly in the background, somebody attempting to balance a plate and a sherry glass while discussing Harold Wilson, and one unfortunate guest accidentally knocking over the cheese straws just as everyone agreed they looked delicious. This particular copy comes with an added distinction: it has been rebound. Far from diminishing its appeal, the rebinding has given the book a fresh lease of life, preserving a volume that clearly deserved another chance to continue dispensing culinary wisdom. Books about cooking have always lived harder lives than novels. They spend decades propped open on kitchen worktops, splashed with mysterious sauces and consulted with flour-covered fingers. A well-restored cookery book is therefore rather like a well-restored cast-iron frying pan—it has earned its second career. This copy remains in good condition, with its sturdy rebinding ensuring that Ruth Martin’s entertaining advice is ready for many more years of service, whether you’re recreating vintage recipes or simply enjoying a fascinating glimpse into Britain’s domestic past. From Crappy Old Books—because old cookery books are never really just about food. They’re about aspiration. About the sort of evening their owners hoped to host, the sort of friends they imagined gathering around the table, and the quiet belief that a well-made canapé might just smooth over awkward silences. This one has survived six decades, a complete rebinding, and countless changes in culinary fashion. It has watched fondue come and go, witnessed the rise and fall of nouvelle cuisine, endured molecular gastronomy without complaint, and still quietly insists that the secret to a successful party is feeding people well. Frankly, it’s difficult to argue with that. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6917/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modern-party-cooking-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Newnes no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6916 Making Waves by Mario Vargas Llosa Making Waves (1996) by Mario Vargas Llosa. Faber & Faber. ISBN: 9780571173051. Condition: Good. There are authors who keep themselves sensibly occupied by writing novels. Then there are authors like Mario Vargas Llosa, who decide that writing internationally acclaimed fiction simply isn’t enough excitement and promptly wander into politics, journalism, public debate and the occasional national election. One imagines he was not especially good at sitting still. Making Waves is a collection of essays that reveals Vargas Llosa at his most energetic and provocative. Here is one of the world’s great novelists turning his attention away from fictional republics and towards the gloriously complicated real one, examining politics, culture, censorship, literature, democracy, nationalism and the curious habits of modern society with wit, intelligence and the occasional well-aimed verbal jab. If you’ve only encountered Vargas Llosa through novels such as The Feast of the Goat or Conversation in the Cathedral, this collection offers a fascinating glimpse behind the curtain. These essays reveal the mind that produced those books: endlessly curious, fiercely articulate and constitutionally incapable of accepting fashionable ideas without first giving them a very thorough interrogation. The title is particularly apt. Vargas Llosa does not write to preserve calm waters. He writes to stir debate, question assumptions and occasionally annoy people who had grown rather comfortable believing their opinions were beyond criticism. It is a valuable public service, although perhaps not one guaranteed to increase your invitations to diplomatic dinner parties. One of the pleasures of this collection is its sheer range. Literature sits comfortably beside politics, personal reflection rubs shoulders with cultural criticism, and discussions of Latin America broaden into questions with universal relevance. Throughout it all runs Vargas Llosa’s deep belief that ideas matter, books matter and free societies depend rather heavily upon citizens being prepared to think for themselves. An oddly unfashionable notion in every era. The essays also provide a fascinating snapshot of the mid-1990s, that peculiar moment when the Cold War had ended, globalisation was gathering pace, the internet was still something most people associated with noisy dial-up modems, and many commentators confidently believed history had settled into a more predictable future. History, naturally, had other plans. Reading these pieces today is therefore doubly rewarding. They remain engaging in themselves while also reminding us how quickly yesterday’s certainties become today’s historical curiosities. Vargas Llosa’s observations frequently feel remarkably fresh, even when the events that prompted them have long since passed into the history books. Published by Faber & Faber, this edition carries all the understated confidence one expects from a publisher with an enviable literary pedigree. There is no unnecessary fuss—just thoughtful writing presented with quiet elegance, trusting that readers are perfectly capable of appreciating a serious collection of essays without being bribed by embossed lettering or promises that it will "change everything." This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent choice for readers interested in politics, literature, Latin America or simply the pleasures of intelligent disagreement conducted by someone who has clearly done his homework. From Crappy Old Books—because essay collections are the unsung heroes of the bookshelf. They don’t arrive trailing blockbuster film deals or dramatic cliff-hangers. Instead, they offer something rather rarer: the chance to spend a few hours in the company of a first-rate mind thinking aloud about the world. Mario Vargas Llosa is exceptionally good company. He may not persuade you on every page—and he’d probably be disappointed if he did—but he’ll almost certainly leave you thinking a little harder than you were before you opened the cover. And in a world increasingly convinced that every opinion deserves a megaphone, that’s a refreshing sort of wave to make. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6916/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/making-waves-jul-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571173051 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6915 The prayers of the New Testament by Donald Coggan The Prayers of the New Testament (1970) by Donald Coggan. Hodder & Stoughton. ISBN: 0340129271. Condition: Good. There are books that promise to change your life in ten easy steps, preferably before lunchtime on Tuesday. Then there are books that quietly suggest you might like to sit down for a moment, stop rushing about, and perhaps listen to words that have been echoing for nearly two thousand years. One suspects Donald Coggan would have approved of the second approach. Published in 1970, and issued as a celebration of his enthronement as Archbishop of Canterbury, The Prayers of the New Testament is exactly what it claims to be—an exploration of the prayers found throughout the New Testament, accompanied by Coggan’s thoughtful reflections upon them. No gimmicks. No fashionable jargon. No promises that your aura will become lavender by Chapter Three. Just Scripture, scholarship and quiet contemplation. Donald Coggan himself was one of the Church of England’s most respected figures, known for combining intellectual depth with a warm pastoral style. Reading him is rather like sitting opposite a kindly academic who genuinely wants to help rather than merely demonstrate how many Greek verbs he knows. He wears his learning lightly, making difficult ideas accessible without ever talking down to his readers. The prayers themselves range from moments of profound joy to desperate pleas for strength, forgiveness and guidance. They remind us that the earliest Christians were, reassuringly, much like the rest of humanity: hopeful one day, uncertain the next, grateful when things went well and occasionally wondering what on earth was happening. The centuries may have changed the scenery, but human nature remains remarkably consistent. There is also something wonderfully unfashionable about a book devoted entirely to prayer. In an age that often insists every spare moment should be filled with notifications, productivity hacks and life optimisation strategies, here is a volume gently suggesting that silence might occasionally have something to recommend it. It is a surprisingly radical idea. As a product of 1970, the book also carries the unmistakable atmosphere of its period. The typography is restrained, the design reassuringly sober, and the cover proudly features Archbishop Coggan smiling while holding his episcopal staff with the calm confidence of someone who has accepted that his official portrait will now accompany countless theological paperbacks. One imagines even he found the photographer saying, "Just one more smile, Archbishop," mildly amusing. This copy remains in good condition, making it an attractive example for readers interested in Christian devotion, Anglican history or biblical study. Whether approached as a work of theology, a historical snapshot or simply a thoughtful companion for personal reflection, it continues to offer insights that have weathered the passing decades remarkably well. From Crappy Old Books—because old religious books occupy a rather curious place on the bookshelf. They rarely shout for attention. They don’t arrive with embossed stickers proclaiming them The International Bestseller That Will Transform Your Mindset in 48 Hours. Instead, they wait patiently, often for years, trusting that sooner or later someone will open them at exactly the right moment. Whether you’re a committed believer, a student of church history, or simply fascinated by the quieter corners of publishing, this little volume is a reminder that not every worthwhile conversation has to be conducted at full volume. Sometimes wisdom arrives in a modest Hodder paperback, smiles politely, and asks if you’d care to pause for a while. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6915/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-prayers-of-the-new-testament-jul-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340129272 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6914 Equal Love by Peter Ho Davies In the year 2000, when flip phones were considered the pinnacle of technology and questionable hairstyles were the status quo, Peter Ho Davies graced the literary world with a curious little tome titled "Equal Love." Published by Granta Books, this book promises to tickle the intellect while simultaneously raising an eyebrow or two at the very notion of equality in matters of the heart. It’s a literary cocktail shaken, not stirred, with a twist of something unexpected, much like a baffling house party where the punch has mysteriously turned into sangria. One might ponder if this book is a gentle nudge towards the ideal of love that transcends boundaries, or perhaps a sardonic take on the complexities of romance in our ever-complicated lives. Is it a poetic exploration of egalitarian relationships or simply an ironic commentary on the absurdity of such pursuits? The answer, my dear reader, could be as elusive as a cat wearing a bowtie at a formal event. "Equal Love" flirts with themes of connection, commitment, and the occasional catastrophe that arises when love attempts to play by the rules of fairness. As you flick through its pages, you’ll be treated to an array of characters who embody the awkwardness of human connection. Each one struts and frets their hour upon the stage, demonstrating that love is not merely a game of mathematics, but rather a bizarre circus where clowns can unexpectedly become the ringmasters of your heart. Expect rich dialogue, engaging scenarios, and perhaps a few uninvited puns that will leave you questioning your life choices long after the final page is turned. Condition: This book is in good condition, which means it has survived the trials of time relatively unscathed. It has been gently thumbed through, perhaps by an aspiring poet or a hopeless romantic on a quest to understand the enigma of love. The cover exhibits a few charming scuffs, reminiscent of an old leather shoe that has danced through many a rainy day. The pages are well-intact, marked by the occasional underlined sentence, possibly by a previous reader who thought they had struck gold in their quest for wisdom. With a publisher like Granta Books, you can expect a certain level of intellectual rigor mixed with a splash of literary flair. This is not a book you simply read; this is a book you ponder over, perhaps while sipping Earl Grey from a delicate china cup, contemplating the deeper meanings of existence—or simply wondering if you should have ordered the scones instead. The book’s charm lies not just in its narrative but also in its ability to spark discussions that may lead you into the depths of philosophical debates or light-hearted banter with friends. Imagine the late-night conversations you could have, armed with the witty insights from "Equal Love." Topics may veer into the territory of existential musings, or perhaps you’ll find yourself debating the merits of wearing mismatched socks. Either way, the conversations will likely be more entertaining than an evening spent scrolling through social media. This delightful old book is not simply a reflection of love as we know it; it’s a whimsical exploration of the foibles we all face when attempting to balance our hearts and minds. With its quirky prose and wry observations, it will leave you questioning if love can ever truly be ’equal’ or if it’s all just a cosmic jest thrown at us by the universe. So, if you fancy a book that stirs your sentiments while simultaneously mocking the ideals of equality in love, look no further than "Equal Love." A wonderful find from Crappy Old Books, it promises to enchant, bemuse, and perhaps even provoke a chuckle or two. After all, who doesn’t need a little irony in their literary diet? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6914/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/equal-love-jul-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granta Books 9781862073234 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6912 Zero in the Gate by Stewart Farrar Zero in the Gate (1960) by Stewart Farrar. The Crime Club. No ISBN. Condition: Very Good. Ex-library copy with original library ticket showing four borrows in 1963. There was a glorious age when crime novels did not merely promise murder—they practically invited you onto the film set, handed you a notebook and suggested you keep your eyes open because absolutely everybody looked suspicious. Zero in the Gate is very much one of those books. Published in 1960 by the legendary Crime Club, Stewart Farrar’s novel immediately serves notice that this is not going to be a quiet afternoon in the countryside. The wonderfully dramatic dust jacket, featuring a motion-picture camera looming over a conveniently deceased individual, practically shouts, "Somebody knows something... and someone else very much wishes they didn’t." Subtle? Not remotely. Effective? Absolutely. Stewart Farrar was one of those wonderfully versatile writers whose career wandered through journalism, fiction, television, and later, rather unexpectedly, books on witchcraft. That makes him the sort of author whose bibliography resembles a particularly adventurous sat-nav route. Yet here he is firmly in detective territory, where secrets, motives and carefully concealed truths remain far more dangerous than they first appear. The setting is delightfully redolent of its era. The late 1950s and early 1960s positively adored stories involving film studios, television productions and the curious mixture of glamour and exhaustion that surrounded Britain’s entertainment industry. Behind the cameras and polished smiles lurked jealousy, ambition, professional rivalries and, naturally, murder. Because if detective fiction has taught us anything, it is that no workplace is complete until someone turns up dead. One of the pleasures of vintage crime fiction is watching investigators solve cases using nothing more sophisticated than observation, deduction and the occasional telephone. No DNA databases. No mobile phone records. No CCTV footage from seven different angles. Just patient detective work, inconvenient witnesses and the uncomfortable realisation that human beings have always been perfectly capable of lying without technological assistance. The Crime Club editions themselves have acquired a devoted following over the years, and with good reason. They represent a period when British detective fiction was flourishing, producing shelves of ingenious mysteries wrapped in wonderfully evocative dust jackets. Half the pleasure lies in admiring the artwork before you’ve even reached Chapter One. This copy also comes with an extra layer of charm. It is an ex-library book, complete with its original library ticket tucked into the back, recording just four borrows in 1963. One cannot help wondering about those four readers. Did they all guess the culprit? Did one stay up until two in the morning to finish it? Did another absent-mindedly return it a day late and incur the sort of library fine that felt like financial ruin when you were fourteen? The ticket quietly records their existence without revealing their stories—a tiny piece of social history preserved between the covers. Happily, despite its institutional past, the book remains in very good condition. It has survived its years on library shelves remarkably well, retaining both its handsome Crime Club dust jacket and the quiet dignity of a well-made hardback that has spent more time being respected than abused. From Crappy Old Books—because ex-library books have always struck us as rather noble creatures. They weren’t bought to decorate shelves or impress visitors. They were bought to be read by ordinary people, borrowed on wet Tuesdays, slipped into satchels, returned with satisfaction and then quietly sent back out to do it all again. This one only clocked up four recorded outings in 1963 before settling into retirement. Sixty-odd years later, it’s ready to investigate one more mystery: namely, whether you can solve the case before the detective does. If not, at least you’ll have enjoyed one of the finest dust jackets in the business while trying. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6912/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/zero-in-the-gate-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Crime Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6911 Watching for the King by L Marston Watching for the King (1907) by L. Marston. John F. Shaw. No ISBN. Condition: Good. Some books arrive wearing their intentions proudly on their sleeves. Others wear them embossed into deep red cloth with enough decorative flourishes to convince you they have personally shaken hands with Queen Victoria, even though she had inconveniently departed this world several years before publication. Watching for the King is very much one of the latter. Published in 1907 by the prolific religious publisher John F. Shaw, this handsome volume belongs to that wonderfully earnest tradition of Edwardian juvenile fiction in which courage, honesty, patience and unwavering moral fibre are considered vastly more exciting than laser pistols or mutant zombies. To be fair, the zombies had not yet received a publishing contract. The title itself is wonderfully intriguing. Which king? Why are we watching for him? Is this an historical adventure? A Christian allegory? A tale of steadfast faith? Quite possibly all three. Books of this period delighted in weaving exciting narratives together with gentle moral instruction, quietly hoping young readers would emerge not only entertained but also marginally improved as human beings. Whether that actually happened remains one of literature’s enduring mysteries. John F. Shaw specialised in producing books that aimed to inspire young minds with stories of loyalty, perseverance and Christian virtue. Their heroes and heroines generally possessed impeccable manners, an admirable work ethic and a remarkable ability to remain cheerful despite hardships that would have most modern protagonists reaching immediately for a therapist and an oat-milk latte. Yet there is something undeniably appealing about them. These books are windows into another age—an England of Sunday schools, polished boots, railway excursions, church halls and carefully cultivated respectability. The pace is slower, the language more measured and the values worn proudly rather than hidden beneath layers of irony. Ironically, that very lack of irony now gives the book much of its charm. And then there is the binding. What a splendid piece of Edwardian book design it is. Rich crimson cloth, lavishly embossed with stylised floral motifs and elegant lettering, it has the sort of craftsmanship that modern publishers occasionally remember exists when producing a £200 collector’s edition. In 1907, however, this was simply how respectable books often dressed themselves. Even before you’ve turned a page, it already looks as though it belongs on a polished oak bookshelf beside a globe, a brass telescope and a mildly disappointed grandfather. This copy remains in good condition, which is no small achievement after well over a century. The binding remains attractive and solid, preserving both its handsome decorative cover and the quiet dignity that old books seem to acquire simply by surviving. It has clearly outlasted several monarchs, two world wars, countless changes in literary fashion and every motivational self-help trend ever invented. From Crappy Old Books—because books like this remind us that every generation worries about the next one. In 1907 the solution appeared to involve wholesome stories, moral fortitude and beautifully bound volumes costing a few shillings. Today we have screen-time limits, educational apps and endless debates about algorithms. Whether either approach produces better adults remains open to discussion. One thing, however, is beyond dispute: the Edwardians certainly knew how to make a book that looked magnificent sitting quietly on a shelf, waiting patiently for its next reader... and perhaps, appropriately enough, still watching for the King. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6911/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/watching-for-the-king-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John F Shaw no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6910 William Again by Richmal Crompton William Again (1953) by Richmal Crompton. George Newnes Limited. No ISBN. Condition: Good. There are fictional children who exist solely to teach valuable life lessons, tidy their bedrooms without complaint and say things like, "Mother, I have reflected upon my behaviour." William Brown is not one of them. William Brown is the reason those fictional children needed to exist in the first place. By the time William Again appeared in 1953, Richmal Crompton’s gloriously irrepressible schoolboy had already been wreaking cheerful havoc for over thirty years. Yet somehow William had managed the literary trick of remaining permanently eleven years old while generations of his readers grew up, found jobs, paid taxes and occasionally discovered, to their horror, that they now sympathised with William’s long-suffering parents. This collection finds William exactly where he belongs: armed with absolute confidence, only the vaguest understanding of consequences, and a remarkable ability to convert the simplest afternoon into an administrative nightmare for every responsible adult within half a mile. William never intends to cause chaos. He simply has very unusual ideas about what constitutes a good idea. Whether reforming local society, helping deserving friends, organising ambitious schemes or attempting to improve matters generally, William approaches every situation with unwavering optimism and catastrophic judgment. The beauty of Richmal Crompton’s writing is that William is never malicious. He genuinely believes he is making life better. It is merely unfortunate that reality consistently refuses to cooperate. The stories remain astonishingly fresh because Crompton understood children far better than most adults ever manage. William isn’t an angel, nor is he a miniature villain. He is impulsive, imaginative, occasionally infuriating and endlessly entertaining. Every adult remembers knowing a William. Quite a few secretly remember being William. And then there are the adults. Poor Mr and Mrs Brown, eternally attempting to maintain some semblance of order while events spiral steadily beyond their control. Teachers, neighbours, policemen and respectable members of society all fare little better. Crompton had an exquisite ear for middle-class English respectability and took obvious delight in watching William accidentally dismantle it one well-intentioned scheme at a time. Unlike so many children’s books that quietly fade into the fashions of their era, the William stories have endured because they are fundamentally about human nature. Children remain inventive. Adults remain optimistic that this time things will be different. They rarely are. This 1953 George Newnes edition also carries the unmistakable charm of mid-century publishing. The sturdy red cloth binding, complete with its small illustration of William peering confidently from the lower corner, feels wonderfully understated. It belongs to an age when publishers assumed the contents would provide the excitement and the cover merely needed to get safely from bookshelf to bedside. This copy is in good condition. It has clearly survived several decades with commendable dignity and remains a handsome example of a classic William edition—ready for another generation to discover that childhood mischief was flourishing long before computer games, smartphones or social media offered entirely new ways of alarming one’s parents. From Crappy Old Books—because William Brown has achieved something most fictional characters never manage. He has remained permanently young while his readers have quietly become the adults he used to torment. It is one of literature’s finest practical jokes. Read these stories today and you’ll probably laugh twice: once at William’s latest magnificent disaster, and once at the uncomfortable realisation that you no longer identify with William at all. You’re now worrying about the carpet, the neighbours, and whether anyone remembered to lock the garden gate. William, naturally, hasn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6910/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/william-again-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Newness Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6909 Slimtails Friends by Mary Chell Slimtail’s Friends (1942) by Mary Chell. A. & C. Black. No ISBN. Condition: Poor. There was a time when children’s books did not require talking dragons, intergalactic academies or morally conflicted teenage wizards. Sometimes all that was needed was a mouse, a bird, a handful of woodland companions and the quiet confidence that small adventures could be every bit as exciting as saving the universe. Slimtail’s Friends comes from that gentler tradition. Written and illustrated by Mary Chell and published during the extraordinary year of 1942, this little volume offered children a pocket-sized escape into a world where animals wore aprons with complete sincerity, friendship solved most difficulties and life proceeded at a pace that modern readers may find almost medically calming. The cover alone deserves admiration. Against its now well-earned green cloth stands a delightfully earnest gathering of animal companions, all appearing to be engaged in some important social engagement involving a small suitcase or parcel. One suspects tea cannot be far away. British children’s literature has always excelled at giving woodland creatures remarkably busy social calendars. Being a wartime publication adds another layer of fascination. While much of the world was occupied with rather larger concerns, publishers continued producing books that reminded children of kindness, imagination and ordinary happiness. There is something quietly moving about that. Even amid uncertainty, stories still mattered. Now, honesty compels us to mention that this particular copy has not reached us directly from an aristocratic library where it spent eighty years resting on velvet cushions. Quite the opposite. It has clearly been loved. Perhaps very loved. The condition is graded Poor, although the book remains perfectly sound. The cloth covers have acquired a fair amount of staining and wear that only decades of handling can produce. A previous young owner has thoughtfully coloured in a couple of the illustrations using pencil—an artistic collaboration that Mary Chell probably hadn’t anticipated but may have secretly appreciated. More ambitiously still, the inside front cover has been decorated with an original drawing by one of its former custodians. Publishers rarely include blank pages without some child eventually deciding to improve them. Purists may wince. Collectors of immaculate first editions may reach gently for the smelling salts. But there is another way of looking at such things. Children’s books were never really intended to spend their lives sealed in acid-free wrappers, admired only through archival gloves. They were meant to be read in bedrooms, carried downstairs, left on chairs, shown to friends, coloured in despite explicit instructions not to, and occasionally transformed into impromptu sketchbooks by young imaginations operating under the perfectly reasonable assumption that every empty page represented an opportunity. In that sense, this copy has fulfilled its purpose magnificently. The added pencil colouring and youthful artwork are not damage so much as archaeological evidence. They tell us that somewhere, many decades ago, a child found Slimtail and his companions interesting enough to become part of the story. There is something wonderfully human about that. Books have biographies too, and this one has clearly lived a fuller life than most. From Crappy Old Books—because not every old book needs to be pristine to be precious. Some arrive polished and immaculate, having survived the twentieth century with scarcely a fingerprint. Others, like this charming little survivor, arrive carrying the fingerprints, pencil marks and artistic ambitions of generations past. It may not satisfy the perfectionist, but it has something arguably rarer: evidence that it did exactly what it was printed to do. It found a child, sparked an imagination, and lived happily ever after—albeit with a few extra pencil lines along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6909/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/slimtails-friends-jul-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A and C Black no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6908 Eating for a Healthy Skin by Alix Kirsta Eating for a Healthy Skin (1989) by Alix Kirsta. Headline. ISBN: 9780747232810. Condition: Good. There was a glorious period in the late 1980s when the answer to almost every question appeared to be found somewhere between a grapefruit, a handful of sunflower seeds and an optimistic belief in the healing properties of bran. Hair looking lacklustre? Eat differently. Feeling sluggish? Eat differently. Skin refusing to cooperate? Naturally... eat differently. Welcome to Eating for a Healthy Skin. Written by Alix Kirsta, this is one of those wonderfully earnest health guides from an era before wellness became an industry worth billions and before every avocado had its own social media account. Instead of influencers urging you to "biohack your glow," this book calmly suggests that what you put inside your body may have something to do with what appears on the outside. A surprisingly sensible proposition, really. The book explores the relationship between nutrition and skin health, discussing vitamins, minerals, essential fatty acids and everyday eating habits that may contribute to a healthier complexion. It offers practical advice, recipes and dietary suggestions aimed at improving the body’s largest organ without immediately resorting to miracle creams costing the equivalent of a small family hatchback. There is something deeply comforting about health books from this period. They still believed in ordinary food. Vegetables appear regularly. Fruit is positively encouraged. Fish is viewed with quiet approval. Water makes several appearances. There is remarkably little mention of powdered superfoods harvested by moonlight from the upper slopes of a Peruvian volcano. Of course, as with any health book from the 1980s, some recommendations inevitably reflect the nutritional thinking of their day. Science has continued to evolve, fashions have changed, and entire supermarket aisles have since been devoted to products whose existence nobody in 1989 could possibly have predicted. Yet much of the central message remains refreshingly timeless: eat a balanced diet, look after yourself, and your body will generally appreciate the effort. The recipes and meal suggestions also provide an enjoyable snapshot of late twentieth-century healthy eating. This was an age when low-fat yoghurt was feeling terribly modern, olive oil was still something many British households regarded with faint suspicion, and quinoa had yet to begin its long campaign to appear on every café menu in Western Europe. Reading it now is rather like opening a culinary time capsule. Alix Kirsta writes with reassuring practicality. There is no sense that missing one salad will plunge your epidermis into irreversible decline. Instead, the emphasis is on gradual improvements, sensible habits and understanding the role nutrition can play alongside general health. It is advice delivered without shouting, guilt-tripping or insisting you purchase seventeen additional companion volumes. This copy remains in good condition, making it a charming addition for collectors of vintage health books, students of nutritional history, or anyone who enjoys discovering how previous generations attempted to solve life’s everyday problems with a little common sense and a decent helping of vegetables. From Crappy Old Books—because every decade believes it has finally cracked the secret of perfect health. The Victorians recommended fresh air. The 1980s suggested carrots. Today we’re encouraged to consume fermented seaweed harvested during a waxing moon while tracking our hydration on a smartwatch. In another thirty years, no doubt someone will discover the answer was probably just eating reasonably well all along. Until then, this delightful little book remains a reminder that good advice never really goes out of fashion—even if shoulder pads occasionally do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6908/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eating-for-a-healthy-skine-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9780747232810 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6907 I Have Lots of Heart by Miguel Hernandez I Have Lots of Heart (1997) by Miguel Hernández. Bloodaxe Books. ISBN: 9781852243326. Condition: Fine. There are poets who cultivate mystery, poets who hide behind elaborate symbolism, and poets who seem determined to ensure nobody entirely understands what they mean until a doctoral thesis appears thirty years later. Miguel Hernández, by contrast, writes as though the human heart has burst open and insists you look inside. It is difficult to accuse him of emotional restraint. Born in 1910 into a poor goatherd’s family in southern Spain, Hernández had little formal education, yet became one of the country’s most remarkable poetic voices. His life was astonishingly brief, fiercely passionate and tragically entwined with the Spanish Civil War. He wrote of love, injustice, friendship, grief and hope with such directness that even today his poems feel startlingly alive. They don’t merely sit on the page; they seem determined to climb off it and accompany you home. The title alone, I Have Lots of Heart, tells you rather a lot about what lies within. This is not poetry interested in fashionable cynicism or detached cleverness. Hernández believed, unfashionably perhaps, that words mattered because people mattered. Love mattered. Freedom mattered. Bread mattered. If that sounds wonderfully uncomplicated, don’t be fooled. Simplicity is often the hardest thing for a writer to achieve. Like his friend Federico García Lorca, Hernández became one of the defining literary casualties of twentieth-century Spain. Unlike Lorca, he survived the war itself only to be imprisoned by Franco’s regime, eventually dying of tuberculosis in prison at the age of just thirty-one. His life reminds us that poets occasionally pay a far steeper price for their words than poor book sales or indifferent reviews. Fortunately, the poems have endured rather better than the politics that sought to silence them. This excellent Bloodaxe Books edition, published in 1997, brings Hernández to English-speaking readers with the care and literary sensitivity for which Bloodaxe has long been admired. Their editions have introduced countless readers to poets they might otherwise never have encountered, quietly performing the civilised service of reminding us that the world contains far more remarkable voices than whatever currently occupies the bestseller lists. Reading Hernández is an oddly uplifting experience, even when he is writing about suffering. There is an immense vitality in his work, an insistence that beauty continues to exist alongside hardship, and that compassion remains worthwhile even when history appears to have temporarily misplaced it. His poems rarely feel like museum pieces. They breathe. They ache. They laugh occasionally. Above all, they refuse to surrender. This copy remains in fine condition, preserving both the handsome production and the extraordinary writing within. It would make an excellent addition to the shelves of anyone who enjoys modern poetry, Spanish literature, or books that remind us literature can be both profoundly personal and deeply political without ever becoming preachy. From Crappy Old Books—because every so often a slim volume arrives that quietly embarrasses the rest of the bookshelf. Here is someone who spent only thirty-one years on earth, tended goats, wrote unforgettable poetry, endured imprisonment, left behind verses that still resonate across languages, and somehow managed to make the rest of us feel we’ve been complaining rather a lot about trivial inconveniences. Not bad for a book with such a modest title. After a few pages, you’ll discover that Miguel Hernández didn’t merely have lots of heart—he had enough to lend a little to generations of readers who came after him. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6907/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-have-lots-of-heart-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloodaxe Books 9781852243326 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6906 Federico Garcia Lorca - A Life by Ian Gibson Federico García Lorca – A Life (1989) by Ian Gibson. Faber and Faber. ISBN: 9780571148158. Condition: Good. There are biographies that dutifully march through dates, schools attended, addresses occupied and committees joined, leaving the reader with an encyclopaedic knowledge of a subject but only a vague idea why anyone ever cared. Then there are biographies like Ian Gibson’s Federico García Lorca – A Life, which reminds us that some lives are simply too vivid, too joyful and too tragic to be reduced to a list of milestones. Lorca did not merely live through history; history, rather inconsiderately, caught up with him. Born in rural Andalusia in 1898, Federico García Lorca became one of Spain’s greatest poets and playwrights, a dazzling creative force whose work embraced folklore, music, theatre, surrealism and the deep emotional currents running beneath everyday life. He possessed that enviable combination of immense talent and restless curiosity that makes for extraordinary art and, all too often, an extraordinarily complicated existence. Ian Gibson has spent much of his career studying Lorca, and it shows. This is no hurried biography assembled from a handful of anecdotes and a determined trawl through newspaper archives. Instead, it is a deeply researched portrait of a writer, his family, his friendships, his politics, his creative struggles and the Spain that both inspired and ultimately destroyed him. That Spain was changing with alarming speed. As the tensions of the 1930s hardened into civil war, Lorca’s immense popularity and outspoken humanity made him vulnerable. In 1936, at the age of just thirty-eight, he was arrested and executed near Granada by Nationalist forces. His body has never been conclusively found. Few literary lives end with such devastating abruptness, and few deaths have cast such a long shadow over twentieth-century culture. Yet Gibson wisely refuses to let tragedy become the whole story. Instead, this biography celebrates Lorca’s astonishing energy. Here was a man who loved conversation, music, theatre and friendship. He moved effortlessly among artists, intellectuals and ordinary people, collecting impressions that later found their way into poems and plays of extraordinary beauty. Reading about him, one gets the impression that silence was never likely to prevail for very long whenever Lorca entered a room. The biography also serves as a fascinating portrait of Spain itself. Politics, regional identity, artistic movements and social convention all collide in ways that help explain not only Lorca’s work but the wider upheavals that shaped modern Europe. It is history told through a single life, and all the more compelling because of it. As for Ian Gibson, he performs the difficult balancing act that all good biographers aspire to. He clearly admires his subject, but admiration never becomes hero worship. Lorca emerges as brilliantly gifted, deeply charismatic, occasionally exasperating and unmistakably human. In other words, exactly the sort of person worth writing nearly five hundred pages about. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent acquisition for readers interested in literature, Spanish history, twentieth-century Europe or simply the lives of remarkable people whose influence far outlived them. Even if you’ve never read a line of Lorca’s poetry, this biography makes a persuasive case that perhaps you should. From Crappy Old Books—because behind every immortal poet there is usually an astonishing life, several complicated friendships, a stack of unanswered letters, political turmoil and at least one biographer determined to untangle it all. Ian Gibson does so with remarkable skill. The result is not merely the story of Federico García Lorca, but of an age in which art, politics and humanity collided with consequences that still echo today. It is a reminder that books sometimes preserve far more than words—they preserve lives that history tried, and failed, to silence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6906/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/federico-garcia-lorca-a-life-jul-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571148158 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6905 Poems by CP Cavafy Poems (1974) by C. P. Cavafy. Chatto & Windus. ISBN: 070111679X. Condition: Good. Some poets write as though they’re trying to impress the universe. Others appear to be in a permanent argument with the moon. C. P. Cavafy, by contrast, sits quietly in the corner, says something so understated you almost miss it, and then proceeds to rearrange your thoughts with the literary equivalent of a raised eyebrow. It is an approach that has served him remarkably well. This elegant 1974 Chatto & Windus edition of Poems introduces readers to one of the most distinctive voices in modern literature. Born in Alexandria, Cavafy wrote with extraordinary restraint about history, memory, love, ageing, ambition and the peculiar habit human beings have of imagining they are steering events when history has already made other plans. His poems are populated by Roman officials, forgotten kings, Byzantine courtiers, weary travellers, philosophers and lovers whose finest moments often arrive just after they have realised they are too late. It sounds melancholy, yet Cavafy’s work is rarely depressing. Instead, it possesses a calm acceptance that life is gloriously imperfect, and that perhaps expecting otherwise was always asking rather a lot. One of the remarkable things about Cavafy is how little he wastes. There are no unnecessary flourishes, no extravagant metaphors merely showing off, no sense that every poem must announce itself with a brass band. Instead, he builds atmosphere with astonishing economy. A room. A street. A remembered face. An emperor making one last doomed decision. Before you realise it, an entire civilisation has quietly unfolded between the lines. Reading Cavafy is a curious experience because he somehow manages to make two thousand years ago feel as though it happened on Tuesday. Ancient Alexandria, Hellenistic kingdoms and fading empires become mirrors for entirely modern concerns. Careers, regrets, lost opportunities, political vanity and the relentless passing of time all turn out not to be exclusively contemporary inventions. Humanity, it seems, has been quietly making the same mistakes for millennia, albeit in considerably more interesting clothing. His famous poem Waiting for the Barbarians remains one of the sharpest pieces of political irony ever written. Ithaka has comforted generations of readers by gently suggesting that perhaps the destination was never the whole point. Elsewhere, Cavafy explores love and longing with a dignity and honesty that continue to feel startlingly fresh decades after his death. He never lectures; he simply observes, and somehow that proves infinitely more persuasive. This edition also belongs to a pleasing era of publishing, when literary books possessed an understated confidence. No lurid stickers announcing they are "Soon to be a major streaming series." No endorsements the size of motorway signs. Just the poems themselves, quietly waiting for readers prepared to meet them halfway. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent addition to the library of anyone who enjoys poetry that rewards patience rather than haste. It is equally at home on the bedside table, beside a comfortable chair or displayed on a shelf where visitors can notice it and immediately assume you possess both impeccable literary taste and a working knowledge of Hellenistic history. From Crappy Old Books—because not every book needs explosions, serial killers or a chapter ending with somebody dangling from a helicopter. Sometimes all it takes is a poet from Alexandria, a handful of perfectly chosen words and the uncomfortable realisation that someone writing a century ago understood human nature rather better than most of us do today. Cavafy won’t shout for your attention. He doesn’t need to. He’s quite content to wait until you’re ready. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6905/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poems-by-cp-cavafy-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus 9780701116798 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6903 The Stone Raft by Jose Saramago The Stone Raft (1994 Harvill edition) by José Saramago. ISBN: 9780002713580. Condition: Good. Most novels begin with a murder, a romance, or someone receiving a mysterious letter. José Saramago, never knowingly confined by ordinary expectations, begins with an entire peninsula deciding it has had quite enough of continental Europe. Literally. In The Stone Raft, the Iberian Peninsula breaks away from the rest of Europe and drifts into the Atlantic Ocean like an exceptionally large, mildly irritated iceberg carrying Spain and Portugal along for the journey. It is one of those ideas that sounds faintly ridiculous when summarised over coffee, yet within a few pages Saramago has persuaded you that of course countries occasionally float away. Why wouldn’t they? This is the peculiar genius of José Saramago. Winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature just a few years after this novel appeared in English, Saramago possessed the rare ability to blend political satire, philosophical speculation, magical realism and everyday humanity into something that feels entirely unlike anyone else. His novels do not hurry. They stroll. They pause to reflect. They wander into unexpected conversations. They occasionally forget where the full stops ought to be. Yet somehow every sentence seems to know exactly where it is going, even if the reader is still trying to catch up. The Stone Raft is, on one level, an extraordinary fantasy. On another, it is a meditation on identity, borders, belonging and what happens when familiar certainties quietly disappear beneath your feet. It asks impossible questions in order to explore very real ones. What makes a nation? What binds people together? And if your entire country floated off into the Atlantic, who exactly would be responsible for updating the maps? It is also, rather unexpectedly, very funny. Saramago’s humour is wonderfully dry, the sort that slips quietly into the prose without waving its arms for attention. Bureaucracies continue bureaucratising even when geography itself has become inconvenient. Politicians attempt to sound authoritative while reality cheerfully ignores them. Ordinary people carry on with astonishing resilience because, historically speaking, that is what ordinary people tend to do. Reading Saramago requires a slight adjustment of expectations. If you prefer thrillers in which someone explodes every thirty pages, this may feel like an unusually thoughtful detour. If, however, you enjoy novels that trust you to think, that reward patience and occasionally leave you staring out of the window wondering whether continents have feelings, then you are in remarkably good hands. This Harvill edition remains in good condition, preserving one of the most imaginative and distinctive novels of the late twentieth century. It is an ideal addition for admirers of literary fiction, magical realism, Nobel Prize winners or anyone who secretly suspects that reality occasionally deserves a gentle nudge in a more interesting direction. From Crappy Old Books—because only José Saramago could begin with an entire peninsula sailing off into the ocean and somehow make it feel less absurd than the average evening news. Some novels ask you to suspend disbelief. This one politely invites you aboard, casts off from Europe, and suggests you enjoy the voyage wherever the currents of imagination happen to take you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6903/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-stone-raft-jul-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvill 9780002713580 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6902 Reckless by Andrew Gross Reckless (2010) by Andrew Gross. Harper. ISBN: 9780007909834. Condition: Fair. There are novels that invite you to settle into a comfortable armchair with a cup of tea and reflect upon the nature of existence. Reckless politely removes the armchair, spills the tea, sets the curtains on fire and suggests you start running immediately. Andrew Gross has built a formidable reputation writing thrillers that move at approximately the same speed as a downhill shopping trolley with no brakes. Reckless is no exception. It is one of those books where perfectly ordinary lives have an alarming tendency to become extraordinarily complicated after about twenty pages, and from that point onwards the safest assumption is that nobody can be entirely trusted. Except perhaps the dog. Perhaps. Gross understands one of the golden rules of thriller writing: readers should always feel they are one chapter behind the protagonist. Every answer generates two new questions, every apparent ally may harbour secrets, and every quiet moment exists mainly to give everyone a chance to catch their breath before the next crisis arrives with admirable punctuality. One of the pleasures of reading a modern thriller is admiring the sheer logistical effort involved. The author must somehow juggle conspiracies, betrayals, investigations, dramatic revelations and enough cliff-hangers to keep readers muttering, "Just one more chapter..." until they suddenly realise it is half past two in the morning and tomorrow’s alarm clock is approaching with all the compassion of a tax inspector. Thrillers also reveal something rather encouraging about human nature. Faced with impossible odds, relentless danger and people determined to make life unpleasant, fictional heroes almost invariably choose courage over common sense. Realistically, most of us would probably choose a cup of tea, a locked front door and the emergency services. This is why they get the novels and we get sensible insurance policies. Published in 2010, Reckless belongs to a generation of crime fiction that embraces international intrigue, financial corruption and high-stakes suspense while never losing sight of the characters caught in the middle. Gross keeps the plot moving with admirable efficiency, yet still finds time to remind us that the greatest dangers often arise not from elaborate conspiracies but from very human greed, loyalty and desperation. This copy is in fair condition, showing the honest signs of a book that has almost certainly done exactly what it was designed to do—been read quickly, enthusiastically and perhaps passed to someone else with the words, "Don’t start this unless you’ve got the evening free." Thrillers rarely remain pristine because readers have an unfortunate habit of gripping them rather tightly. From Crappy Old Books—because the very best thrillers don’t simply turn pages, they accelerate them. By the time you’ve reached the final chapter you’ll probably have ignored several household chores, missed your bedtime and become mildly suspicious of perfectly respectable strangers. We’d apologise, but Andrew Gross got there first. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6902/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reckless-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper 9780007909834 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6901 Medieval Minds - Britain 1066-1500 by Jamie Byrom Medieval Minds – Britain 1066–1500 (1999) by Jamie Byrom. Longman. ISBN: 9780582294981. Condition: Fair. The Middle Ages tend to suffer from a rather unfortunate public relations problem. Mention medieval Britain and people immediately picture mud, plague, castles, pointy helmets and somebody being loudly declared a traitor before lunch. While none of those things are entirely inaccurate, they don’t quite tell the whole story. Medieval Minds sets out to explain something rather more interesting: not simply what medieval people did, but how they thought. Published by Longman in 1999, this educational volume explores Britain between the Norman Conquest of 1066 and the dawn of the Tudor age in 1500. Instead of presenting history as an endless procession of kings inconveniently named Henry, Edward and Richard, Jamie Byrom encourages readers to step inside the beliefs, values and assumptions of medieval society. It asks a deceptively simple question: if you had been born in medieval England, what would the world have looked like to you? The answer, unsurprisingly, is very different from today. This was a world where God was woven into almost every aspect of daily life, where the seasons governed existence more reliably than smartphones now govern ours, and where your social position was generally determined before you had mastered the art of walking. It was also a world of remarkable craftsmanship, astonishing cathedrals, thriving towns, political intrigue and enough family feuds to keep future historians gainfully employed for centuries. One of the pleasures of books like this is that they remind us the past was populated by real people rather than cardboard cut-outs in chainmail. Medieval men and women laughed, worried, argued, loved, traded, complained about taxes and occasionally wondered what on earth the government was doing. Some things, it appears, transcend the centuries with remarkable determination. As an educational text, Medieval Minds is also refreshingly sensible. Rather than demanding that readers memorise dates with military precision, it encourages them to think historically—to understand evidence, attitudes and context. This was part of a welcome shift in history teaching that recognised learning was rather more rewarding when pupils asked "Why?" instead of merely "When?" Reading it today has an additional charm. Published at the end of the twentieth century, it comes from that comfortable period before every school textbook acquired companion websites, QR codes, downloadable worksheets and enough digital extras to require their own technical support department. Here, the emphasis remains firmly on clear explanations, well-chosen illustrations and the reassuring belief that the printed page still had plenty to offer. This copy is in fair condition, reflecting that it has almost certainly fulfilled the destiny intended by every school textbook: to be read, consulted, stuffed into school bags, perhaps forgotten beneath the occasional PE kit, and ultimately emerge slightly battle-scarred but considerably wiser for the experience. There is something rather appropriate about a history book showing a little history of its own. From Crappy Old Books—because while the medieval world may have lacked central heating, decent dentistry and online shopping, it did at least spare its inhabitants the phrase "Can everybody see my screen?" If you’ve ever wanted to understand how people thought between Hastings and Bosworth without first building a castle in the garden, this is an excellent place to begin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6901/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/medieval-minds-jul-2026.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582294981 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6900 Isle of Wight by Jackie Parry and Chris Parry Isle of Wight (2006) by Jackie Parry and Chris Parry. Landmark Visitors Guides. ISBN: 9781843061205. Condition: Good. The Isle of Wight occupies a curious place in the British imagination. It is close enough to the mainland that you can see it on a clear day, yet the moment the ferry pulls away it somehow acquires the air of a proper expedition. Never underestimate the psychological power of twenty-odd minutes at sea. By the time you’ve disembarked, you’ve convinced yourself you’re practically an explorer. This handy Landmark Visitors Guide by Jackie and Chris Parry is the sort of travelling companion that existed before smartphones confidently directed you into farmyards and insisted they were luxury hotels. Back in 2006, sensible travellers packed an actual guidebook, folded maps that refused to fold back properly, and perhaps a packet of mints for the ferry crossing if the Solent decided to become enthusiastic. The Isle of Wight, of course, rewards precisely this sort of exploration. It has beaches, cliffs, castles, steam railways, picturesque villages and enough winding country lanes to ensure that "We’ll just have a quick look over here" becomes an unexpectedly enjoyable four-hour detour. It manages the remarkable trick of feeling both comfortably British and just slightly detached from it all, as though mainland life has been politely asked to leave its worries on the ferry. The guide introduces readers to the island’s many attractions, from historic sites and coastal scenery to places to eat, stay and wander. It balances practical advice with enough background information to ensure you’re not merely looking at a church, a lighthouse or a curious rock formation, but understanding why people have been coming to admire them for generations. One of the joys of older travel guides is seeing destinations frozen at a particular moment in time. The cafés may have changed hands, the prices have certainly become optimistic, and someone has almost certainly converted an old gift shop into an artisan coffee house selling locally inspired sourdough. Yet the cliffs remain exactly where they were, the sea stubbornly continues surrounding the island, and the Needles show no sign of relocating to somewhere more convenient. Travel guides also remind us of a gentler style of holiday planning. There was no endless scrolling through reviews written by people awarding one star because it rained. Instead, you trusted the authors, packed the book in your rucksack, and accepted that occasionally getting slightly lost was all part of the adventure. Indeed, some of the nicest discoveries were the places that weren’t in the guide at all. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent companion for anyone planning a nostalgic visit, collecting regional travel books or simply enjoying browsing through guides to places they may—or may not—ever actually visit. Even from the comfort of an armchair, it is surprisingly easy to imagine hearing the gulls, smelling the sea air and convincing yourself that perhaps another cream tea wouldn’t be entirely unreasonable. From Crappy Old Books—because the best travel guides don’t simply tell you where to go. They quietly persuade you that catching a ferry, wandering through a village you’ve never heard of, and eating fish and chips while being aggressively supervised by seagulls is not merely a holiday... it’s practically a national duty. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6900/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/isle-of-wight-jul-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Landmark Visitors Guides 9781843061205 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6899 Eternal Monday by Gyorgy Petri Eternal Monday (1999) by György Petri. Bloodaxe Books. ISBN: 9781852245047. Condition: Good. Monday has never enjoyed a particularly favourable reputation. Songs celebrate Friday. Films adore Saturday night. Even Sunday gets treated with a certain sleepy affection. Monday, meanwhile, arrives carrying unpaid bills, unanswered emails and the uncomfortable suspicion that perhaps the weekend really was too short. So it takes a poet of uncommon confidence to title a collection Eternal Monday. György Petri, one of Hungary’s most celebrated twentieth-century poets, was never especially interested in making life comfortable for either himself or his readers. His poetry is sharp, witty, politically aware, deeply personal and frequently laced with a dark humour that can make you laugh just before reminding you why you probably shouldn’t be laughing. It is the literary equivalent of sharing a drink with the cleverest cynic in the room—someone who has seen rather too much of history to believe in easy answers, yet somehow still finds language beautiful enough to keep writing. This English-language edition from Bloodaxe Books, one of Britain’s finest publishers of contemporary poetry in translation, introduces Petri’s work to a wider audience without sanding away its wonderfully uncompromising edges. These are poems that refuse to pose politely on the page. They prod, question, challenge and occasionally mutter something gloriously sardonic just as you thought you had grasped the point. Reading Petri is a curious experience. One moment you’re admiring the elegance of a line, the next you’re reconsidering politics, mortality, love or the sheer absurdity of everyday existence. He had an extraordinary ability to combine philosophical seriousness with the sort of dry wit that sneaks up on you halfway through a poem. It is a rare gift, and one that explains why his reputation has continued to grow well beyond Hungary. Of course, poetry has always suffered from an unfortunate marketing problem. Tell someone you’re reading a thriller and they’ll ask whether it’s any good. Tell them you’re reading poetry and they’ll often look faintly concerned, as though you’ve voluntarily taken up competitive algebra. This is rather unfair. Good poetry simply compresses an astonishing amount of thought into remarkably few words. It is, in effect, the opposite of most meetings. Eternal Monday also serves as a reminder that translation is an art in its own right. Bringing a poet’s voice across languages is a little like rebuilding an antique clock using different tools while somehow preserving the original chime. When it works, as it does here, the result feels less like a translation than a conversation carried across borders and generations. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent addition for readers of modern European poetry, collectors of Bloodaxe editions or anyone who enjoys discovering writers whose reputation rests not on bestseller lists but on the quiet admiration of generations of fellow poets. From Crappy Old Books—because not every book promises to change your life. Some merely promise to make you think a little harder about it, preferably on a rainy Monday morning with a mug of tea growing cold beside you. If that sounds strangely appealing, you’ve probably just found your next favourite collection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6899/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eternal-monday-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloodaxe Books 9781852245047 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6898 Command the Morning by Pearl S Buck Command the Morning (1960 Cardinal edition) by Pearl S. Buck. ISBN: None. Condition: Good. Some paperbacks shout their intentions from the cover. Command the Morning practically grabs you by the lapels. There is the dramatically lit embrace. There is the elegantly worried woman looking somewhere into the middle distance. There are solemn promises about "the terrible consequences of man’s conquest of the atom." And, lest you should remain unconvinced, a newspaper assures us that this will be one of the most rewarding reading experiences of the age. It is glorious, unapologetic mid-century paperback theatre. Fortunately, the novel behind the cover has considerably more substance than its melodramatic packaging might suggest. Pearl S. Buck is, of course, far better known for The Good Earth, but Command the Morning tackles a very different landscape. Written in the uneasy years following the dawn of the nuclear age, it explores what happens when humanity acquires astonishing scientific power without necessarily acquiring the wisdom to use it. It asks questions that must have felt deeply urgent in the 1950s and, rather inconveniently, continue to feel rather relevant today. That is one of Buck’s strengths. She was never especially interested in gadgets or grandstanding. Instead, she focused on people—how they cope, how they love, how they disagree and how ordinary lives become entangled with extraordinary events. Even when discussing subjects as immense as atomic power, her attention remains firmly fixed on the human consequences rather than the machinery itself. Reading the novel now also provides a fascinating glimpse into the anxieties of its time. The world had entered the Atomic Age with tremendous optimism and an equally tremendous sense of dread. Electricity might become almost limitless. Medical science might leap forward. Or civilisation might accidentally vaporise itself before teatime. It was an era in which scientific progress and existential panic travelled together rather like unwilling companions sharing the same railway carriage. The Cardinal paperback edition captures that mood beautifully. Modern covers often strive for elegant minimalism, perhaps featuring a lonely tree or an inexplicably distant figure standing on a cliff. Mid-century publishers had no patience for such restraint. They preferred painted artwork bursting with emotional intensity, accompanied by enough dramatic typography to convince even the most casual browser that history itself depended upon the next page being turned. It is impossible not to admire them for it. This copy remains in good condition, preserving all the irresistible charm of vintage American paperback publishing. The cover shows exactly why collectors love these editions so much: bold colours, expressive artwork and the unmistakable confidence of an era when publishers believed subtlety was something best left to the author. It looks every inch the novel that might once have been tucked into a coat pocket for a train journey, read under a bedside lamp or exchanged between friends with the simple instruction, "You really ought to read this." Whether you are a collector of Pearl S. Buck, an enthusiast for Cold War fiction, or simply someone who appreciates classic paperbacks with artwork that promises romance, catastrophe and profound moral reflection all before Chapter Two, Command the Morning is a thoroughly engaging find. From Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the cover confidently predicts the end of civilisation while simultaneously suggesting there might also be time for a complicated love triangle. Modern publishing rarely attempts that sort of multitasking. Thankfully, 1960 had absolutely no such inhibitions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6898/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/command-the-morning-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cardinal no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6897 Chimurenga by Various Chimurenga (2004) by Various. Chimurenga. ISBN: 9781919855271. Condition: Good. A compact magazine/zine-style publication. Some publications are impossible to pigeonhole. They aren’t quite magazines, not quite journals, not quite books and certainly not something you’d casually leaf through while waiting for the kettle to boil. Chimurenga belongs proudly in that category. Published in 2004, this compact publication is perhaps best described as a literary and cultural zine with serious ambitions. It sits somewhere between independent journalism, contemporary art, political commentary and creative writing, all wrapped up in a format that cheerfully ignores the normal rules about what a magazine ought to look like. In many ways, it feels exactly as independent publishing should. It asks questions rather than offering easy answers. It assumes its readers are curious, patient and willing to follow ideas that occasionally wander down fascinating side streets. This is emphatically not the sort of publication that promises "Ten Amazing Secrets You’ll Never Believe!" on the cover. In fact, it rather suspects those sorts of headlines are part of the problem. The title itself hints at resistance and change, and the contents reflect that spirit. Contributors explore politics, music, literature, identity, culture and contemporary Africa from perspectives that are often overlooked by mainstream publishing. Rather than simplifying complex issues into convenient soundbites, Chimurenga invites readers to linger over them, occasionally requiring a second reading—and sometimes a third—to appreciate exactly where an argument is heading. That is one of its greatest strengths. Reading an independent publication from the early 2000s is also oddly nostalgic. This was a moment when small presses and cultural magazines still occupied a rather magical space between photocopied fanzines and today’s endlessly scrolling digital feeds. Editors could afford to be gloriously niche, writers could develop ideas over several pages rather than several hundred characters, and readers were expected to concentrate for more than twelve uninterrupted seconds. One cannot help admiring the confidence of publications like this. They never seem remotely concerned about appealing to everybody. Instead, they quietly assume that the right readers will eventually find them. It is a philosophy that commercial publishing has occasionally misplaced in its pursuit of airport bookshops and algorithmic recommendations. Physically, this is more akin to a small magazine or zine than a conventional book, which only adds to its appeal. There is something wonderfully tactile about independent print culture—the slightly unconventional format, the thoughtful design and the sense that someone cared deeply enough about the ideas inside to put them onto paper rather than leave them drifting around the internet until the next software update erased them from history. This copy remains in good condition, preserving both its contents and its distinctive character. It will appeal to collectors of independent publishing, African cultural studies, little magazines, alternative journalism and anyone who enjoys discovering publications that deliberately chose the road less travelled—and then wrote a thoughtful essay about why the road existed in the first place. From Crappy Old Books—because not every publication is trying to become a bestseller. Some simply want to start an interesting conversation. This little volume does exactly that, proving that the most stimulating things on a bookshelf are sometimes the ones that refuse to fit neatly between "Magazine" and "Book." https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6897/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chimurenga-jul-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chimurenga 9781919855271 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6896 Our Trains by Frank H Mason Our Trains (1940) by Frank H. Mason. Raphael Tuck & Son. ISBN: None. Condition: Good. Featuring 20 pages of beautifully illustrated trains. There is something wonderfully reassuring about trains. They have an admirable habit of following rails that have been thoughtfully laid out in advance, announcing precisely where they intend to go, and generally arriving there without feeling the need to "disrupt the industry" or "pivot into AI." Our Trains comes from a time when the railway was not merely a means of transport but a source of national pride. Published in 1940, at one of the most uncertain moments in British history, this charming little volume celebrates the locomotives that stitched together towns, cities and villages with clouds of steam, polished brass and an unwavering belief that punctuality was, at least in theory, achievable. Frank H. Mason was one of Britain’s finest transport artists, and it quickly becomes apparent why. His illustrations capture not only the machinery itself but something of the romance surrounding it. These are not simply engines hauling carriages. They are great mechanical personalities, each appearing ready to thunder across the countryside with enormous confidence while scattering a respectable quantity of soot over anyone standing too close to the platform. The book consists of twenty pages of wonderfully detailed train illustrations, each one reflecting an era when engineering was expected to be both practical and handsome. There is an elegance to these locomotives that modern transport rarely attempts. Today’s trains are undeniably faster, quieter and equipped with Wi-Fi that sometimes works. But very few inspire children to stand at level crossings waving enthusiastically, hoping the driver might answer with a blast of the whistle. One of the unexpected pleasures of vintage railway books is discovering just how much affection they inspire in otherwise perfectly rational adults. Mention a steam locomotive at a dinner party and someone will inevitably begin reminiscing about summer holidays, station buffets, enamel signs or an uncle who insisted every locomotive could be identified instantly by the sound of its exhaust beat. Railway enthusiasm is one of Britain’s more endearing lifelong conditions. Reading Our Trains also provides a fascinating glimpse into 1940 itself. While the world outside was changing dramatically, this little book quietly celebrated the machines that kept Britain moving. Railways carried soldiers, supplies, families and hope across the country, making books like this more than simple collections of pictures. They became small celebrations of engineering, resilience and everyday life continuing despite extraordinary circumstances. As with many Raphael Tuck publications, the production has a quality all of its own. There is a satisfying sturdiness to the volume, accompanied by illustrations that still possess remarkable clarity and charm decades later. It is easy to imagine a young railway enthusiast carefully turning each page, deciding which magnificent engine would become the undisputed champion of the collection. This copy remains in good condition, preserving all twenty illustrated pages that make the book such a delight. Whether you’re a railway enthusiast, collector of transport art, admirer of Frank H. Mason’s work or simply someone who enjoys beautifully produced vintage children’s books, there is much here to appreciate. From Crappy Old Books—because before trains acquired silent electric motors, automated announcements and coffee that costs more than the ticket, they travelled through clouds of steam with names like proud racehorses and looked as though they genuinely meant business. This little book remembers that world with affection, artistry and just enough coal smoke to leave an imaginary smudge on your fingertips. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6896/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/our-trains-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rapael Tuck and Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6895 Screen Education Yearbook 7-6 1965 by Roger Mainds Screen Education Yearbook 7–6, 1965 (1965) edited by Roger Mainds. Society for Education in Film and Television. ISBN: None. Condition: Good. There was a time when "screen education" didn’t involve explaining to teenagers why perhaps they shouldn’t believe everything they saw on social media. In 1965, the challenge was considerably more manageable. The average screen lived in the corner of the living room, had three channels if you were lucky, and occasionally required a firm slap on the side to restore the picture. This fascinating Screen Education Yearbook belongs to that wonderfully optimistic period when educators were beginning to realise that film and television weren’t merely distractions from learning—they could be learning. Quite a radical notion at the time, considering many adults still viewed television as little more than a machine for corrupting the nation’s youth with westerns, quiz shows and questionable hairstyles. Produced by the Society for Education in Film and Television, this annual is part reference work, part professional journal and part time capsule. It captures a moment when moving images were becoming increasingly important in schools, universities and public life, long before phrases such as "media literacy" entered everyday conversation. Reading it today is oddly satisfying because so many of the questions remain surprisingly familiar. How should we teach people to understand visual media? How do films influence opinion? Can television educate as well as entertain? Replace "television" with "TikTok" and one suspects many of the discussions could be held all over again, albeit with rather more Wi-Fi and considerably fewer tweed jackets. Roger Mainds and his contributors write with the quiet seriousness of people who believed that cinema deserved to be studied alongside literature, history and art. Looking back, they were absolutely right. Films are now analysed in classrooms across the world, television studies are established academic disciplines, and entire university departments exist to examine precisely the kinds of questions this yearbook was already asking sixty years ago. Of course, there is something delightfully British about the publication itself. It doesn’t shout. It doesn’t promise to "revolutionise your teaching" or "unlock the hidden power of multimedia." Instead, it calmly assembles reports, articles, reviews and discussions, trusting that readers are intelligent enough to decide what they find useful. It is the publishing equivalent of a sensible cardigan—reliable, understated and unlikely ever to go dramatically out of fashion. As a snapshot of 1965, it is also irresistible. This was a world where educational films arrived in metal canisters, projectors occasionally chewed expensive reels with alarming enthusiasm, and the words "streaming service" would probably have suggested an unfortunate leak in the school roof. Teachers dimmed the lights, threaded the projector with practiced care and hoped nobody would notice if the film snapped halfway through. This copy remains in good condition, a pleasing survival for a publication that was designed to be consulted rather than treasured. It will appeal to collectors of film history, educational publishing, media studies, vintage yearbooks or anyone fascinated by the early attempts to understand the growing influence of the screen on modern life. From Crappy Old Books—because before there were influencers, algorithms and endless debates about screen time, there were thoughtful educators quietly wondering what television might do to society. They couldn’t possibly have predicted binge-watching entire series in a weekend, but they were asking exactly the right questions. And unlike your average streaming subscription, this little volume won’t ask you every month if you’re still watching. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6895/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/screen-education-yearbook-7-6-1965-jul-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society for Education in Film and Television no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6894 Christmas Card from a Friend by Geoffrey B Lewis Christmas Card from a Friend (2015) by Geoffrey B. Lewis. Shedgnome. ISBN: None. Condition: Good. There are Christmas books filled with recipes, Christmas books filled with carols, Christmas books filled with glossy photographs of impossibly tidy sitting rooms where not a single pine needle has dared fall onto the carpet. Then there are books like Christmas Card from a Friend—quiet, personal and rather like finding an unexpected handwritten card tucked between the bills and takeaway menus on the doormat. Published in 2015 by the wonderfully named Shedgnome, Geoffrey B. Lewis offers something refreshingly unfashionable: a gentle collection of seasonal reflections that values warmth over spectacle. It belongs to that increasingly endangered species of writing that assumes Christmas isn’t measured by the size of the turkey or the speed at which online parcels arrive, but by moments of kindness, memory and companionship. Of course, Christmas has always been a curious affair. We spend weeks promising ourselves we’ll keep things simple this year before somehow acquiring enough food to feed a minor principality. We enthusiastically untangle fairy lights that were packed away with absolute confidence twelve months earlier, only to discover they have somehow evolved into an object of impossible geometry. We write cards to people we haven’t seen since last Christmas, solemnly promising to "meet up soon," fully aware that the next correspondence will almost certainly begin, "Can you believe it’s Christmas already?" Books like this gently encourage us to slow the whole business down. Geoffrey B. Lewis writes with the easy familiarity of someone pulling up an armchair beside the fire rather than standing at a lectern delivering a lecture. The tone is thoughtful without becoming heavy, sentimental without becoming syrupy, and quietly optimistic in a way that feels earned rather than manufactured. It is less interested in grand declarations than in the small moments that quietly become the most memorable parts of the festive season. One of the nicest things about a modestly published volume like this is its lack of pretension. It isn’t trying to become the definitive work on Christmas, nor does it arrive wrapped in celebrity endorsements and television tie-ins. It simply offers a collection of reflections from one person to another, rather like the title suggests. There is something rather comforting about that. In an age where everything seems determined to become a franchise, this book remains content simply to be itself. It also serves as a reminder that Christmas literature occupies a wonderfully broad church. Somewhere between Dickens’ A Christmas Carol and the supermarket’s annual cookbook lies an entire world of personal writing—books that celebrate friendship, generosity and the peculiar mixture of nostalgia and hope that seems to arrive every December whether we’ve ordered it or not. This copy remains in good condition, making it an appealing addition for collectors of Christmas books, lovers of gentle reflective writing, or anyone who enjoys discovering small-press publications that might otherwise slip quietly beneath the festive radar. It’s the sort of book that doesn’t demand attention from the shelf but somehow seems entirely appropriate when the evenings draw in and the kettle goes on. From Crappy Old Books—because not every Christmas gift needs batteries, Bluetooth or a 300-page instruction manual. Sometimes the nicest present is simply a thoughtful message from a friend. And unlike that novelty Christmas jumper someone bought you in 2017, this one is unlikely to spend the next decade hiding at the back of the wardrobe. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6894/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/christmas-card-from-a-friend-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shedgnome no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6893 International Rugby - for Players Coaches and Spectators by Don Rutherford International Rugby – For Players, Coaches and Spectators (1983) by Don Rutherford. Heinemann. ISBN: 0434659150. Condition: Fair. With the previous owner’s pink highlighter annotations throughout. There are few sports that combine such extraordinary levels of physical commitment with such astonishingly complicated rules. Rugby is a game in which thirty grown adults spend eighty minutes enthusiastically running into one another, only for someone in a blazer afterwards to calmly explain that it was all decided by an infringement involving the angle of a binding in the second row. Fortunately, Don Rutherford is here to help. Published in 1983, International Rugby sets out to explain the game for players, coaches and spectators alike. That is an admirably ambitious audience. Convincing players they should tackle lower is one thing. Persuading coaches they don’t already know everything is quite another. And as for spectators... many have been confidently explaining the offside law for decades without ever letting the official Laws of Rugby spoil a perfectly good argument. Rutherford was one of the game’s great teachers, and it shows. This is not merely a collection of tactics scribbled onto a clipboard during half-time. Instead, it is a thoughtful guide to understanding rugby as a complete sport—its skills, strategies, positions, discipline and endless tactical subtleties. It reminds us that the game is rather more sophisticated than simply giving the largest person on the pitch the ball and pointing vaguely towards the opposition’s try line. Reading a rugby manual from the early 1980s is also wonderfully nostalgic. This was rugby before professionalism transformed the sport into an elite, full-time occupation complete with GPS tracking, sports psychologists, nutritionists and enough performance analysts to invade a small country. Back then, many international players still held ordinary jobs during the week, turning up on Saturdays to tackle people built like wardrobe removers simply because they enjoyed it. One of the enduring pleasures of books like this is discovering how much—and how little—the game has changed. Modern players are undoubtedly faster, stronger and fitter, yet the essential ingredients remain reassuringly familiar. The ball is still stubbornly oval, scrums are still faintly mysterious to outsiders, and somewhere in every match there will be a spectator absolutely convinced the referee has never read the laws despite having devoted his entire weekend to enforcing them. This particular copy has acquired an extra layer of personality courtesy of a previous owner armed with a pink highlighter and a determined sense of purpose. Various passages have been underlined and annotated, suggesting someone studied this book with genuine intent. Whether they were an aspiring coach, an ambitious player, or simply someone preparing to win every post-match pub debate, we’ll never know. Their fluorescent observations now serve as an accidental conversation across the decades, quietly reminding us that books often have lives before they arrive on our shelves. The book is in fair condition, reflecting both its years and its enthusiastic use, but remains perfectly readable. If anything, the annotations add a certain lived-in authenticity. A rugby coaching manual that has never been opened feels faintly suspicious. One that has been studied, highlighted and carried around a changing room feels as though it has earned its place. From Crappy Old Books—because some books spend forty years sitting untouched on immaculate shelves, while others are taken to muddy pitches, leafed through before training and consulted after painful defeats. We rather suspect this one belonged firmly in the second category. And if you happen to disagree with the anonymous commentator’s pink highlights, you’re already thinking like a rugby coach. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6893/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/international-rugby-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann 9780434659159 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6892 The Story of the Haka by David Clements The Story of the Haka (1998) by David Clements. The Haka Book Limited. ISBN: 9780473052386. Condition: Good. There are not many cultural traditions that can silence an entire stadium before a ball has even been kicked. The haka is one of them. To many people, it begins and ends with New Zealand’s rugby team staring ferociously into the middle distance while thousands of spectators collectively decide that perhaps supporting the opposition was a mistake after all. But, as David Clements makes abundantly clear in The Story of the Haka, there is vastly more to this remarkable tradition than televised sporting intimidation. Published in 1998, this book explores the origins, history and meaning of the haka, tracing its place within Māori culture long before television cameras and international sporting fixtures introduced it to audiences around the globe. It reminds us that what many see as a pre-match ritual is, in fact, part of a rich cultural heritage encompassing celebration, mourning, welcome, challenge, unity and remembrance. In other words, it wasn’t invented simply to make nervous fly-halves spill their water bottles. One of the pleasures of this book is discovering just how layered the haka really is. Like many traditions that become internationally famous, it risks being reduced to a single familiar image. Yet behind every movement, every chant and every gesture lies history, symbolism and centuries of cultural continuity. The louder the modern stadium becomes, the more impressive it is that these traditions continue to retain their original significance. David Clements writes with the enthusiasm of someone determined to explain not only what the haka is, but why it matters. Along the way, readers gain insights into Māori history, customs and identity, as well as the evolution of the haka into one of the world’s most recognisable cultural performances. It becomes clear that understanding the haka means understanding something much larger than sport. Of course, the haka has also become one of those rare phenomena that people enthusiastically imitate with wildly varying degrees of success. Every school sports day, corporate team-building exercise and overconfident wedding reception seems to produce at least one enthusiastic attempt. The results generally fall somewhere between heartfelt tribute and synchronised confusion. Like flamenco dancing or Scottish bagpipes, it is one of those traditions that appears deceptively straightforward until one realises that genuine mastery involves considerably more than shouting loudly. Reading this book today is also a reminder of how cultural appreciation has evolved. It encourages respect through understanding rather than novelty, inviting readers to appreciate the haka as an expression of living culture rather than simply an unforgettable sporting spectacle. In doing so, it enriches every future viewing of it, whether on the rugby field or elsewhere. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent addition for rugby enthusiasts, students of Māori history, collectors of New Zealand books or anyone fascinated by traditions that have travelled from local custom to global recognition without losing their essential character. From Crappy Old Books—because some books explain a sport, others explain a people, and a fortunate few manage to explain why one became impossible to imagine without the other. Just don’t expect that finishing the final chapter will suddenly equip you to perform the haka yourself. Reading about it is considerably easier than doing it justice in front of 80,000 spectators. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6892/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-the-haka-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Haka Book Limited 9780473052386 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6891 Stories from Science 1 by A Sutcliffe and APD Sutcliffe Stories from Science 1 (1962) by A. Sutcliffe and A. P. D. Sutcliffe. Cambridge University Press. ISBN: None. Condition: Fair. Ex-Amman Valley Grammar School copy. There was a time when science textbooks believed that the best way to explain the universe was not by dazzling animations, interactive simulations or someone on YouTube shouting, "Don’t try this at home!" Instead, they quietly sat on a classroom desk and invited you to discover, page by page, why the world behaved as it did. Stories from Science 1 is a charming survivor from that more patient age. Published in 1962 by Cambridge University Press, this volume belongs to an era when science was taught as a series of fascinating discoveries rather than a relentless succession of examinations. The title is rather telling. These are not merely "lessons" or "exercises" but stories—because every scientific principle, from the simplest magnet to the most complicated chemical reaction, has its own tale to tell. Somewhere behind every law of nature is a curious person who asked, "I wonder what happens if...?" And thankfully, enough of them survived the experiment to write books about it. The Sutcliffes understood that curiosity is far easier to teach than memorisation. Their approach gently encourages readers to observe the everyday world—the kettle boiling, the weather changing, a magnet attracting a nail—and realise that ordinary life is quietly full of extraordinary questions. The miracle isn’t that science explains these things; it’s that somebody thought to ask the questions in the first place. Reading a school science book from the early 1960s is also rather like stepping into a classroom where everyone still writes neatly in fountain pen, the teacher wears a tweed jacket regardless of the weather, and a Bunsen burner is regarded as an educational aid rather than the opening act of a health-and-safety incident. There is a calm confidence throughout the book that knowledge can be built steadily, one carefully explained idea at a time. Of course, some of the examples now feel delightfully nostalgic. Technology has transformed beyond recognition since 1962, but the principles remain reassuringly stubborn. Gravity continues to ignore fashion. Water still boils when sufficiently encouraged. Magnets remain inexplicably attractive. Science has an irritating habit of remaining correct even when everything else changes around it. One particularly appealing aspect of books like this is that they remind us how much education has evolved. Modern textbooks often compete for attention with colourful graphics, sidebars, icons and enough visual stimulation to rival an airport departure lounge. Stories from Science 1 simply assumes that if the subject is interesting enough—and it is—you’ll keep turning the pages. There is something rather admirable about that quiet confidence. This particular copy has enjoyed a working life rather than a sheltered existence. It comes from Amman Valley Grammar School, carrying the unmistakable character of an ex-school library or classroom book. One can almost picture generations of pupils leafing through its pages, some inspired towards careers in science, others merely wondering how many minutes remained until lunch. Such provenance gives it a quiet authenticity that a pristine copy could never quite replicate. The book is in fair condition, reflecting its years of faithful educational service, but it remains entirely readable and full of period charm. It would make an excellent addition for collectors of vintage schoolbooks, educational history, or anyone who enjoys the reassuringly sensible style of mid-century British publishing. From Crappy Old Books—because before science came with apps, virtual laboratories and downloadable worksheets, it came with books like this: honest, sturdy little companions that patiently explained the world without fanfare. And if a few thousand schoolchildren happened to spill the odd drop of ink on them along the way, that merely proves the lessons were being put to good use. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6891/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stories-from-science-1-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6890 Music Made Simple by Peter Dimond Music Made Simple (1982) by Peter Dimond. Heinemann. ISBN: 0434985120. Condition: Good. Every generation produces at least one book that boldly declares it can make an intimidating subject "simple." Mathematics made simple. Economics made simple. Nuclear physics made simple. This, thankfully, aims a little lower and sets out to make music simple—which, depending on how many years you’ve spent staring blankly at a treble clef, may still feel like a minor miracle. Published in 1982, Peter Dimond’s Music Made Simple is one of those reassuring educational books that belongs to an era when learning was expected to involve a pencil, a bit of patience and perhaps the occasional sigh of frustration, rather than a smartphone app congratulating you with animated fireworks for correctly identifying middle C. For anyone who has ever wondered why some notes sit on lines, others perch between them, and why a crotchet isn’t a gardening tool, this book patiently begins to untangle the mystery. It takes the language of music—which at first glance resembles a secret code devised by monks with rulers—and translates it into something approaching common sense. The wonderful thing about music theory is that it appears terrifying until, quite suddenly, it doesn’t. One day you’re convinced that time signatures exist solely to make life difficult. A few chapters later you’re nodding wisely at a 6/8 rhythm as though you’ve always understood it. It’s one of the few branches of knowledge where confidence increases almost invisibly until you find yourself absent-mindedly tapping out rhythms on the kitchen table. Peter Dimond writes with the calm confidence of someone who has watched countless students arrive convinced they are "not musical" before gently persuading them otherwise. The explanations are logical, carefully paced and refreshingly free from unnecessary jargon. Rather than treating music as some mysterious gift bestowed only upon prodigies in velvet waistcoats, he presents it as something that ordinary mortals can actually learn. Of course, learning music has always involved a curious imbalance. You may spend weeks mastering notation, scales and intervals, only to discover that the guitarist in the corner who "just plays by ear" has somehow become the star of the evening. Life is unfair like that. Nevertheless, knowing why something works remains deeply satisfying, and this book provides exactly that understanding. Reading it today also brings a pleasant wave of nostalgia. It belongs to the age of upright pianos in school halls, recorder ensembles of wildly varying quality, and music teachers whose unwavering optimism somehow survived thirty enthusiastic children attempting "Greensleeves" simultaneously. Educational publishing in the early 1980s had a wonderfully practical air about it. There were no QR codes leading to online tutorials, no downloadable worksheets and certainly no artificial intelligence composing practice exercises. Just clear explanations, sensible diagrams and the quiet expectation that the reader would actually do a little work. This copy is in good condition, making it an excellent choice for budding musicians, nostalgic teachers, collectors of vintage educational books or anyone who has ever promised themselves that one day they really would learn to read music properly. Even if your musical ambitions extend no further than understanding what everyone else in the choir seems to be talking about, it will earn its place on the shelf. From Crappy Old Books—because every virtuoso, from Mozart to the chap valiantly wrestling with "Three Blind Mice" on a slightly out-of-tune recorder, had to start somewhere. This book won’t instantly transform you into a concert pianist, but it might finally explain why the dots are where they are. And that’s considerably more useful than pretending you’ve understood all along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6890/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/music-made-simple-jul-2026.jpg 1.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann 9780434985128 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6888 From Bards to Blackguards - Limerick and the Art of Storytelling signed by Gerard Hannan From Bards to Blackguards – Limerick and the Art of Storytelling (Signed Copy) (2001) by Gerard Hannan. Treaty Stone Publishing. ISBN: 1902071026. Condition: Good. Signed by the author. Every town believes it has the finest stories. Some have legends of kings, saints and heroic victories. Others have colourful tales about the chap who accidentally drove his tractor into the river after the annual fair. Limerick, being Limerick, has sensibly decided that both kinds deserve equal respect. From Bards to Blackguards is Gerard Hannan’s affectionate journey through the rich storytelling tradition of one of Ireland’s most fascinating cities. Published in 2001, it celebrates a place where history, folklore, gossip, music, literature and sheer, unapologetic blarney have cheerfully coexisted for centuries. If you have ever suspected that the Irish possess an uncanny ability to turn even the most ordinary incident into a compelling tale, this book quietly confirms your suspicions. The title says it all. We move effortlessly from poets to rogues, scholars to scoundrels, respectable citizens to characters whose respectability was perhaps a little more... negotiable. After all, history would be dreadfully dull if it consisted entirely of well-behaved people making sensible decisions. Fortunately, Limerick has never suffered from such a shortage of personality. Gerard Hannan writes with obvious affection for his city, understanding that the best local histories are never merely collections of dates and names. They are built from voices. Every street seems to possess a memory, every pub a legend, every family another version of events that is just convincing enough to be true—or at least true enough after the second pint. That, perhaps, is the secret of Irish storytelling. Facts are important, certainly, but they are rarely permitted to stand in the way of a really good story. Somewhere between documented history and enthusiastic embellishment lies a wonderfully fertile landscape where larger-than-life characters flourish and every generation quietly improves the tales handed down by the last. This is also one of those books that invites dipping rather than dutiful reading. You may intend to browse for ten minutes before bed, only to discover yourself an hour later immersed in anecdotes about forgotten personalities, curious traditions and episodes of local history that somehow never found their way into the average school curriculum. It is impossible not to admire a culture that treats storytelling not as an occasional pastime but as something approaching a civic responsibility. As a signed copy, this example carries an extra layer of charm. In an age when authors often communicate through social media posts and livestreams, there remains something quietly satisfying about an actual signature on the title page. It serves as a small but tangible reminder that the person who wrote these words once held this very book in their hands before sending it out into the world. This copy remains in good condition, making it an excellent acquisition for collectors of Irish history, folklore and literature, or for anyone who enjoys books that celebrate people as much as places. Whether your connection to Limerick is lifelong, ancestral or simply aspirational, you’ll find plenty here to entertain, inform and perhaps inspire a visit—though be warned that you’ll probably leave convinced every local has a better story than you do. From Crappy Old Books—because every town has its history, but only a fortunate few have the confidence to celebrate their poets and their rogues in the very same volume. And if, after reading this, you find yourself embellishing your own anecdotes ever so slightly, don’t worry. You’re merely honouring a fine storytelling tradition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6888/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-bards-to-blackguards-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Treaty Stone Publishing 9781902071022 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6886 The Evolution of Modern Sculpture - Tradition and Innovation by AM Hammacher The Evolution of Modern Sculpture – Tradition and Innovation (1969) by A. M. Hammacher. Harry N. Abrams. ISBN: None. Condition: Good. Dust jacket has a slight tear at the spine, which has been neatly repaired on the reverse with archival paper to prevent further deterioration. There are two common reactions to modern sculpture. The first is, "What a fascinating exploration of form, space and material." The second is, "I’m fairly sure my neighbour has one of those in his front garden, and he calls it ’the bent bit of metal’." This magnificent volume exists somewhere between those two opinions. Published in 1969 by the ever-reliable Harry N. Abrams, The Evolution of Modern Sculpture – Tradition and Innovation is an ambitious survey of one of art history’s most dramatic revolutions. For thousands of years sculptors seemed broadly content with making people look like... well... people. Then, somewhere along the line, someone decided that perhaps a person could instead be represented by three intersecting cubes, a twisted bronze ribbon or an alarming collection of welded scrap that somehow conveyed "the human condition." And, remarkably enough, they weren’t entirely wrong. A. M. Hammacher guides the reader through this extraordinary transformation with intelligence and enthusiasm, exploring how sculpture escaped the marble pedestal and ventured into entirely new territory. The book traces the journey from traditional figurative work into abstraction, experimentation and the increasingly bold question that every modern sculptor eventually asks: "What actually counts as sculpture?" The answer, it turns out, is "rather a lot." Stone, wood, bronze, steel, concrete, found objects and materials that appear to have been borrowed from an engineering workshop all make their appearance. By the time you’ve finished the book, you’ll find yourself looking suspiciously at discarded machinery and wondering whether somebody simply forgot to put it in a gallery. One of the pleasures of a large Abrams art book is that it understands an important truth: if you’re discussing sculpture, it really helps if the reader can actually see it. Consequently, these pages are generously illustrated, allowing you to admire everything from elegant classical influences to works that resemble the aftermath of a disagreement between geometry and gravity. Whether you adore modern sculpture or remain gloriously unconvinced by it, the visual feast alone makes this volume worth lingering over. Reading it today also offers an intriguing glimpse into the art world of the late 1960s, when modernism still carried the intoxicating scent of revolution. Many of the artists featured were not yet the unquestioned giants they are today, and debates about abstraction, tradition and innovation still felt thrillingly alive. It reminds us that every movement we now call "established" was once dismissed by somebody as complete nonsense. Of course, modern sculpture has a remarkable ability to divide opinion. One visitor will stand silently contemplating the relationship between mass and negative space. Another will quietly wonder whether the gallery accidentally left the maintenance equipment on display. Both, in their own way, are engaging with the artwork, and perhaps that is precisely the point. This copy is in good condition. The dust jacket has a slight tear at the spine, which has been carefully repaired on the reverse with paper to stabilise it and prevent further damage. The repair is intended as sympathetic conservation rather than restoration, preserving the jacket while allowing it to continue protecting the book for many years to come. From Crappy Old Books—because not every great work of art has to resemble something you can immediately identify. Sometimes it’s enough to stand in front of a curious arrangement of stone, bronze or twisted steel, nod thoughtfully, murmur, "It’s certainly saying something," and hope nobody asks you to explain exactly what. This book won’t necessarily give you all the answers—but it will leave you far better equipped to enjoy the questions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6886/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-evolution-of-modern-art-jul-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harry N Abrams no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6885 The Man with the Can by Jan Sanders The Man with the Can (1978) by Jan Sanders. Phin Publishing. ISBN: 0906196272. Condition: Good. There are cartoon books that make you smile politely. Then there are Jan Sanders books, which lure you into thinking you’ve understood the joke before quietly revealing another half-dozen hiding in the background. The Man with the Can is one of those gloriously chaotic collections that rewards slow reading—a rather unusual quality for a book with relatively few words. Published in 1978 by Phin Publishing, it showcases Sanders’ wonderfully detailed illustrations, where every page resembles a tiny theatrical production in which absolutely nobody seems to know quite what’s going on. As for the title... yes, there is indeed a man. Yes, there is indeed a can. Beyond that, you’ll have to discover the rest for yourself. Jan Sanders had a gift for drawing the sort of world that feels perfectly ordinary until you actually start looking. At first glance, you see a busy street, a family gathering, a harbour or a village fête. Then you notice a ladder balanced on something that really shouldn’t support a ladder. Someone is chasing a hat. A dog has become unexpectedly involved in proceedings. An elderly gentleman is displaying remarkable confidence despite being moments away from a spectacular loss of dignity. And somewhere in the middle of it all stands an entirely innocent-looking fellow with... well... a can. His humour belongs to a tradition that is becoming surprisingly rare. There are no captions explaining the joke. No speech bubbles spelling everything out. Sanders trusts his readers to spot the absurdity for themselves. His pages are puzzles as much as cartoons, inviting you to linger rather than race through. Every revisit uncovers another tiny visual gag hiding behind a lamppost, peering through a window or unfolding quietly in the distance. It’s also a wonderful snapshot of the late 1970s. The clothes, hairstyles, bicycles, cars and everyday clutter all belong unmistakably to the period, making the book as much a social time capsule as a collection of humorous illustrations. It’s the sort of nostalgia that sneaks up on you—not because life was necessarily simpler, but because everyone seemed to be wearing considerably wider collars. One of the delights of Sanders’ work is that his characters never appear malicious. They are simply human: optimistic, distracted, overconfident and permanently on the verge of a minor catastrophe. If something can go wrong, it probably will. If somebody can misunderstand the situation, they certainly shall. Yet everyone carries on with admirable determination, blissfully unaware that the reader can see the impending disaster developing several inches away. This copy is in good condition, making it a delightful addition for collectors of European illustration, lovers of visual comedy or anyone who enjoys books that reveal more with every reading. Leave it on the coffee table and don’t be surprised if guests disappear into it for twenty minutes, occasionally erupting into laughter over a joke they’ve only just spotted. From Crappy Old Books—because not every masterpiece needs an epic plot or profound philosophy. Sometimes all you need is a brilliantly observant artist, a wonderfully ridiculous cast of characters and one perfectly ordinary-looking man carrying a can. Whatever’s in it, it has somehow managed to turn everyone else’s day into complete and glorious chaos. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6885/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-with-the-can-jul-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phin Publishing 9780906196274 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6884 The Millionaires Dinner Party by MG Balme The Millionaires’ Dinner Party (1974) by M. G. Balme. Oxford University Press. ISBN: 0199120250. Condition: Fair. Ex-school copy from Old Palace School, Croydon. Every generation has its educational fashions. Today it’s interactive apps, AI tutors and animated owls congratulating you for correctly translating, "The penguin drinks orange juice." In 1974, however, Oxford University Press believed the quickest route to mastering a language was to invite you to... The Millionaires’ Dinner Party. It is a title that promises glamour, mystery and perhaps the odd jewel theft. Instead, what you receive is one of those gloriously inventive school textbooks that understood something many modern educational publishers have forgotten: if you’re going to make children learn grammar, you might as well give them an entertaining story while you’re at it. Written by M. G. Balme, this volume became a familiar companion to generations of pupils wrestling with vocabulary, verb endings and the subtle art of translating sentences that no sane person has ever uttered in everyday conversation. Somewhere between the millionaire’s dining room and the next carefully constructed exercise, countless schoolchildren discovered that languages were not merely lists of words but little windows into other worlds. This particular copy comes with a little extra history of its own. It is an ex-school book from Old Palace School in Croydon, which means it has already lived a far more interesting life than most textbooks. Before arriving on your bookshelf, it probably sat on classroom shelves, travelled between countless pupils, survived overstuffed satchels, rainy walks home, last-minute homework sessions and at least one teacher announcing, "Right... everyone turn to page thirty-four." One rather likes to imagine the previous custodians. Perhaps there was a diligent student who underlined everything with military precision. Perhaps another secretly doodled moustaches onto the illustrations while pretending to revise. Perhaps someone stared out of the classroom window dreaming of summer holidays while the millionaire’s dinner party unfolded several pages ahead. The book keeps its secrets, as old schoolbooks usually do. Educational books have an unexpected charm because they preserve not just information, but an entire philosophy of teaching. This was an era before touchscreen classrooms and online quizzes. Learning involved proper books with sturdy bindings, carefully graded exercises and teachers who possessed the remarkable ability to detect whispered conversations from thirty feet away without ever looking up from the blackboard. Reading The Millionaires’ Dinner Party today is therefore rather like opening a time capsule. The language, illustrations and teaching methods belong unmistakably to the early 1970s, when Oxford University Press produced textbooks designed to last for years rather than editions. The fact that this copy actually fulfilled that destiny only adds to its appeal. Its fair condition reflects an honest working life rather than neglect. Like an old school desk covered in decades of initials, or a library stamp that has long since faded into history, the wear tells a story. It reminds us that books were once expected to be used enthusiastically rather than merely displayed tastefully on colour-coordinated shelves. Whether you’re interested in vintage educational publishing, the history of language teaching, nostalgic school memorabilia or simply enjoy books with genuine provenance, this ex-school copy offers considerably more character than a pristine example ever could. Perfect copies tell you about printers. Worn copies tell you about people. From Crappy Old Books—because anyone can own a spotless textbook that’s spent fifty years hidden in a cupboard. This one actually went to school. It endured lessons, homework, examinations and generations of hopeful pupils. Frankly, after surviving all that, it’s earned a comfortable retirement on your bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6884/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-millionaires-dinner-party-jul-2026.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780199120253 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6883 Royal Doulton Figures - Supplement No 1 1979-1982 by Louise Irvine and Richard Dennis Royal Doulton Figures – Supplement No. 1 1979–1982 (1981) by Louise Irvine and Richard Dennis. Royal Doulton Tableware Limited. ISBN: 0903685108. Condition: Good. There comes a point in every collector’s life when owning the figurines simply isn’t enough. Sooner or later, you need to know exactly when "The Old Balloon Seller" acquired a revised backstamp, whether "Autumn Breezes" was retired in 1981 or 1982, and if Aunt Mabel’s mantelpiece treasure is delightfully rare or merely delightfully dusty. This is the book for that moment. Royal Doulton Figures – Supplement No. 1 1979–1982 is exactly what serious collectors adore and casual observers find wonderfully baffling. Rather than attempting to explain why people become enchanted by finely crafted porcelain ladies in flowing dresses or impeccably dressed Victorian gentlemen carrying umbrellas, it simply accepts that they do—and proceeds to document the subject with admirable thoroughness. Compiled by Louise Irvine and Richard Dennis, this supplement updates earlier reference works, cataloguing newly introduced figures, revisions and additions from the period between 1979 and 1982. It is not trying to be a coffee-table book full of dramatic photographs and sweeping historical essays. Instead, it does what all great specialist reference books do: it quietly becomes indispensable to people who care deeply about the subject. And what a wonderfully British subject it is. Royal Doulton has spent generations producing figures that somehow manage to capture elegance, nostalgia and impeccable manners in glazed porcelain. Looking through these pages, one cannot help but admire a nation that once decided the appropriate way to celebrate domestic life was to create exquisitely painted ceramic ladies carrying baskets of flowers while standing permanently beside fireplaces across the land. Of course, collecting is a curious pastime. To outsiders, two figurines may appear almost identical. To collectors, however, the difference between an early issue, a later colour variation or a revised model can be the sort of distinction discussed with the seriousness normally reserved for constitutional law. This book understands that completely and refuses to apologise for it. Reading it today is also an enjoyable reminder of life before online databases. If you wanted to identify a figure in 1981, you reached for a carefully compiled reference book like this rather than typing a vague description into your phone and hoping the internet could identify "lady with blue bonnet holding something that might be flowers." Progress has undoubtedly made things quicker, but perhaps a little less satisfying. Even if you’ve never owned a Royal Doulton figure, there’s something charming about books devoted entirely to highly specialised knowledge. They represent countless hours of research, careful documentation and the quiet determination that future generations should know precisely when a particular figurine entered production. Civilization, after all, is built upon people who become gloriously enthusiastic about wonderfully niche subjects. This copy is in good condition, making it an excellent addition for Royal Doulton collectors, antique dealers, auction enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys reference books from the pre-digital era—when expertise arrived in hardback form rather than as conflicting opinions on internet forums. From Crappy Old Books—because every collection eventually reaches the point where you need one more reference book. Not because anyone else will notice the difference between two porcelain ladies wearing slightly different shades of pink... but because you will. And, in the wonderfully eccentric world of collecting, that’s all that really matters. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6883/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/royal-dalton-figures-supplement-no-1-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Royal Doulton Tablewar Limited 9780903685108 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6882 Alternative Investment by Robin Duthy Alternative Investment (1978) by Robin Duthy. Michael Joseph. ISBN: 9780718117498. Condition: Good. There are investment books that promise you’ll retire to a private island before you’ve finished chapter three. Then there are books like Alternative Investment, which quietly remind you that wealth can come in forms rather more interesting than staring anxiously at stock market numbers every afternoon. Published in 1978, Robin Duthy’s book explores the curious world of investments that don’t fit neatly into the conventional financial box. Long before cryptocurrencies, meme stocks and people earnestly explaining blockchain to bewildered relatives over Christmas dinner, there were collectors acquiring antiques, stamps, coins, art, wine and countless other tangible treasures in the hope that time—and other people’s enthusiasm—would do the hard work. It is a fascinating snapshot of a period when investment involved considerably less screen time and considerably more dust. If you wanted to diversify your portfolio, there was a fair chance you’d end up browsing an auction catalogue, peering through a magnifying glass at a Victorian sovereign, or trying to convince yourself that the slightly chipped porcelain figurine really would fund your retirement one day. Of course, reading a financial book from the late 1970s comes with an added layer of entertainment. Some markets discussed within these pages have flourished magnificently. Others have drifted quietly into obscurity. A few have probably left generations of collectors proudly owning objects described by estate agents as "of mainly sentimental value." Such is the nature of investing. What makes this book enjoyable today is that it isn’t merely about money. It’s about collecting, enthusiasm and human psychology. Why do certain objects become desirable? Why does rarity matter? Why will perfectly sensible adults cheerfully spend a small fortune on something that, to everyone else, appears to be an old teapot? These are questions that remain surprisingly relevant. Duthy writes with the reassuring confidence of an era before every investment guru had a podcast and a motivational Instagram account. There are no promises of passive income while lounging beside an infinity pool. No insistence that "millionaires think differently." Just practical discussion of markets where knowledge, patience and a little judgement mattered considerably more than hashtags. Even if you’re not planning to speculate on antiques or collectibles, the book serves as a charming time capsule. Prices that once seemed substantial now provoke raised eyebrows, and it’s impossible not to wonder which items discussed as affordable opportunities have since become astonishingly valuable—and which have steadfastly refused to cooperate. This copy is in good condition, making it an appealing addition for collectors of vintage finance books, enthusiasts of antiques and collectibles, or anyone who enjoys seeing how investment advice looked before spreadsheets became fashionable and every phone could deliver a market panic notification before breakfast. From Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the best investment isn’t the one hidden in a vault. Sometimes it’s the slightly dusty hardback you picked up for a few pounds that teaches you something interesting, looks rather distinguished on the shelf and, unlike most financial products, doesn’t require you to agree to forty-seven pages of terms and conditions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6882/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alternative-investment-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph 9780718117498 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6881 Introducing Dogs by Erich Tylinek and Leonard E Naylor Introducing Dogs (1958) by Erich Tylinek and Leonard E. Naylor. Spring Books. ISBN: None. Condition: Good. There are two ways to acquire a dog. The first involves years of careful research into temperament, exercise requirements and hereditary health conditions. The second involves making eye contact with an enthusiastic puppy for approximately four seconds and immediately forgetting every sensible decision you’ve ever made. This book belongs firmly to the first category. Published in 1958, Introducing Dogs hails from an age when books genuinely believed they could introduce you to an entire subject without requiring a companion website, downloadable app or a YouTube channel featuring somebody shouting, "Top Ten Dog Breeds That Will Change Your Life!" Instead, Erich Tylinek and Leonard E. Naylor calmly assume that if you’re interested in dogs, you’ll happily settle into an armchair and spend a pleasant evening learning about them properly. What follows is a wonderfully nostalgic tour through the canine world. Breeds are introduced, characteristics explained, histories explored and practical advice dispensed with reassuring confidence. It is a reminder that long before the internet turned everyone into a self-appointed dog expert, people relied upon books like this—thoughtfully written, carefully illustrated and blissfully free from comment sections arguing whether Labradoodles have ruined civilisation. The 1950s were an interesting period for dog ownership. Britain was emerging from post-war austerity, families were growing, and the family dog once again occupied its familiar place by the fireside rather than appearing in carefully curated social media posts wearing birthday hats and sunglasses. Dogs were companions, workers, guardians and faithful friends. They were not, generally speaking, expected to have their own Instagram accounts. Of course, some aspects of canine care have evolved since 1958. Veterinary medicine has advanced enormously, nutrition has improved and today’s owners have access to an astonishing array of equipment. Somewhere between then and now, however, somebody decided dogs required orthopaedic memory-foam mattresses, gourmet birthday cakes and winter wardrobes that would make a Paris fashion designer feel underdressed. The average Labrador remains magnificently unimpressed by all of this and would still prefer to investigate whatever interesting smell has appeared under the nearest hedge. One of the pleasures of older animal books is their quiet confidence. They don’t scream at you with bright graphics or promise "Five Amazing Secrets Every Dog Owner Must Know!" They simply present years of accumulated knowledge in clear, measured prose, trusting the reader to absorb it at their own pace. It is an almost radical publishing philosophy today. Whether you’re fascinated by pedigree breeds, interested in the history of dog ownership or simply enjoy vintage non-fiction, Introducing Dogs offers a charming glimpse into how people understood and cared for their four-legged companions more than sixty-five years ago. It is as much a social history as it is a practical guide, capturing a world where the village vet probably knew every dog by name and every postman had a complicated relationship with at least one terrier. This copy is in good condition, having survived decades of wagging tails, changing fashions and the gradual realisation that virtually every dog, regardless of breed, can somehow hear the rustle of a biscuit packet from three rooms away. It remains a delightful volume for collectors of dog books, lovers of vintage publishing or anyone who believes that a house is generally improved by the presence of at least one muddy paw print. From Crappy Old Books—because while the fashions may change, the gadgets become ever more elaborate and dog food acquires increasingly optimistic flavours, one truth has remained constant since 1958: no matter how carefully you choose your dog, before long you’ll discover that it’s actually the dog who has chosen—and is quietly running—you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6881/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/introducing-dogs-jul-2026.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Spring Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6880 Crufts - The Official History by Frank Jackson Crufts – The Official History (1990) by Frank Jackson. Pelham Books. ISBN: 9780720718898. Condition: Very Good. There are few events capable of bringing together aristocrats, farmers, television presenters, obsessive groomers, proud breeders, small children clutching souvenir balloons and one impeccably behaved Afghan Hound who has just spent longer having its hair styled than most wedding parties. That event is Crufts. Crufts – The Official History is exactly what it claims to be: the story of the world’s most famous dog show, charting over a century of pedigree pooches, famous winners, remarkable breeds and the curious British determination to judge a Labrador’s tail carriage with the seriousness usually reserved for constitutional reform. Written by Frank Jackson and published in 1990, this handsome volume explores how a Victorian exhibition organised by Charles Cruft grew into an international institution. What began as a gathering of sporting dogs eventually evolved into a spectacle watched by millions, where tiny Yorkshire Terriers, towering Great Danes and dogs resembling animated dusters all compete under one roof in the hope of hearing the immortal words: "Best in Show." It is, in many ways, gloriously British. Only Britain could produce an event where people cheer enthusiastically as Border Collies demonstrate breathtaking intelligence, while, twenty minutes later, a Bulldog wins applause simply for standing exactly as intended. Every breed has its moment, every owner has their dream, and every commentator somehow manages to describe canine anatomy with the gravity of a heart surgeon discussing open-heart procedures. This book also serves as a fascinating history of changing fashions in pedigree dogs. Breeds rise and fall in popularity, standards evolve, famous champions become legends, and somewhere in every decade someone has uttered the immortal phrase, "He’s got excellent movement," while everyone else nods thoughtfully despite having absolutely no idea what they’re looking at. Even readers with only a passing interest in dogs may find themselves unexpectedly captivated. Crufts is about far more than rosettes and polished coats. It is a story of breeding, husbandry, competition, tradition and the remarkable bond between humans and dogs. Behind every polished champion stands an owner who has cheerfully sacrificed weekends, holidays and a significant proportion of their disposable income in pursuit of canine perfection. Meanwhile, the dog remains blissfully convinced that the entire enterprise revolves around biscuits. Being an official history, the book is generously illustrated and packed with anecdotes, historical photographs and memorable moments from one of Britain’s most enduring institutions. It captures an era before social media transformed every show dog into an Instagram celebrity and before every minor judging controversy could trend online within five minutes. Back then, if somebody disagreed with the result, they generally had to grumble about it in person—a refreshingly analogue approach. This 1990 edition is in very good condition, making it an excellent addition for dog lovers, collectors of canine books, Crufts enthusiasts or anyone with a weakness for charmingly British traditions that somehow manage to be simultaneously eccentric and utterly respectable. From Crappy Old Books—because every bookshelf deserves at least one volume that reminds you humanity has spent generations meticulously evaluating the posture, temperament and ear shape of dogs... and somehow, against all expectation, made it one of the nation’s favourite annual events. If nothing else, it proves we’ve always had our priorities delightfully skewed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6880/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crufts-the-official-history-jul-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelham Books 9780720718898 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6879 Altered Body Image - The Nurses Role by Mave Salter Altered Body Image – The Nurse’s Role (1988) by Mave Salter. John Wiley & Sons. ISBN: 9780471910428. Condition: Good. There are books that promise to transform your life in seven easy steps, usually by encouraging you to wake up at 5 a.m., drink something green and think positively at houseplants. This is not one of those books. Instead, Altered Body Image – The Nurse’s Role deals with something considerably more real: how people cope when illness, injury or surgery changes the way they see themselves, and how nurses can help them navigate one of the most difficult aspects of recovery—the one that can’t simply be stitched, plastered or prescribed. Published in 1988, this thoughtful work reminds us that healthcare has never been solely about repairing bodies. Long before "holistic care" became a favourite phrase in hospital mission statements and PowerPoint presentations, nurses already knew that treating the patient also meant understanding the person. A scar may heal in weeks; accepting it may take considerably longer. Mave Salter explores the psychological and emotional impact of altered body image with sensitivity and practicality. Whether the changes result from surgery, burns, chronic illness, disability or other medical conditions, the book examines the nurse’s unique position in helping patients rebuild confidence, dignity and identity. It is quietly compassionate without becoming sentimental—a surprisingly difficult balance to achieve. Of course, being a nursing textbook from the late 1980s, it also possesses that wonderfully reassuring air of academic seriousness. There are models, case discussions, professional frameworks and enough thoughtful analysis to remind you that nursing has always involved far more than handing out tablets and occasionally telling visitors that, no, they really can’t bring a takeaway curry into the intensive care unit. Reading it today is also a fascinating reminder of how much healthcare has evolved—and how much has remained exactly the same. Medical technology has advanced dramatically since 1988. Hospital equipment now looks as though it belongs on a spacecraft, patient records have migrated into computers, and somebody somewhere is probably trying to solve everything with artificial intelligence. Yet the central challenge addressed by this book remains remarkably current: people recovering from illness still need empathy, understanding and professionals who recognise that emotional healing matters just as much as physical recovery. For anyone interested in the history of nursing, medical education or healthcare ethics, this is an engaging snapshot of professional thinking during an important period. It is also a reminder that some of the best nursing practice has always relied less on technology than on conversation, observation and the simple ability to treat people as human beings rather than interesting collections of symptoms. This copy is in good condition, making it an excellent addition to a nursing collection, a medical history library, or the shelves of someone who enjoys discovering specialist books that tackle important subjects with intelligence rather than melodrama. It may not be the obvious beach read—but then neither is Gray’s Anatomy, and that has done rather well for itself. From Crappy Old Books—because hidden among the dusty shelves are books that quietly remind us of something important. Not every volume changes the world, but some help explain how compassionate people have been trying to make it a little kinder for decades. And that’s not a bad legacy for a second-hand book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6879/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/altered-body-image-july-2026.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Wiley and Sons 9780471910428 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6876 The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by Cheryl Mildenhall The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (1995) by Cheryl Mildenhall. Black Lace. ISBN: None. Condition: Good. There comes a point in life when you have to decide whether you want to read another sensible novel in which everybody behaves responsibly... or whether you’d rather spend a few hours with a Black Lace paperback where sensible decisions are generally postponed until after chapter twelve, if they arrive at all. The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea comes from the heyday of the Black Lace imprint, a series of novels that cheerfully acknowledged there was a readership who wanted romance with considerably more heat than the average airport paperback. They didn’t pretend to be Victorian morality tales. They arrived, made their intentions perfectly clear, and got on with entertaining their audience. Cheryl Mildenhall serves up a story of attraction, temptation and emotional complications with the sort of pace that ensures nobody spends too long filling out planning applications or discussing pension contributions. Characters are thrown together, sparks fly, difficult choices present themselves and, as the title rather suggests, somebody eventually finds themselves caught between two distinctly challenging alternatives. The title itself borrows an old expression about choosing between two equally awkward situations, although readers may discover that the protagonists are faced with dilemmas considerably more enjoyable than being chased by Satan on one side and an angry ocean on the other. It’s safe to say this is less about maritime safety and rather more about navigating the unpredictable waters of love, desire and the consequences of following your heart when your common sense has quietly left the building. Published in 1995, the novel is also a delightful time capsule from an era before dating apps, read receipts and algorithms attempted to optimise romance. Back then, fictional couples had to rely upon inconvenient coincidences, chance meetings and chemistry rather than wondering why someone had viewed their profile at 2:17 a.m. and failed to respond. Relationships were no less complicated, but at least they unfolded without anyone threatening to post cryptic song lyrics on social media. Like many Black Lace titles, this book developed something of a loyal following among readers who appreciated fiction that refused to blush at adult relationships. These books were often passed discreetly between friends, hidden behind newspapers on train journeys, or placed inside the dust jacket of a more respectable-looking hardback whenever Aunt Margaret came to visit. Whether this strategy actually fooled anybody remains one of publishing’s enduring mysteries. This copy is in good condition, having survived the last three decades admirably. It remains perfectly suited to anyone curious about one of Britain’s best-known romance imprints, nostalgic for 1990s popular fiction, or simply looking for an entertaining escape that makes absolutely no apology for being exactly what it is. From Crappy Old Books—because life is far too short to pretend every novel has to be worthy of a university seminar. Sometimes you just want a well-written page-turner, a comfortable chair, a cup of tea... and the comforting knowledge that somebody else is making far worse romantic decisions than you are. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6876/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-devil-and-the-deep-blue-sea-jul-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Black Lace no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6875 The Silmarillion by JRR Tolkien The Silmarillion (1978) by J.R.R. Tolkien. Book Club Associates edition. ISBN: None. Condition: Good. There are fantasy novels... and then there is The Silmarillion—the literary equivalent of being handed the family archives of an immortal dynasty, complete with maps, genealogies, tragic romances, cosmic battles and approximately fourteen important people who all appear to have names beginning with "F." If The Hobbit is a pleasant walk through the countryside, and The Lord of the Rings is an epic expedition to save civilisation, The Silmarillion is Tolkien quietly clearing his throat before saying, "Actually, let me explain what happened during the previous several thousand years..." Published after Tolkien’s death and lovingly assembled by his son Christopher, this remarkable work gathers together the myths, legends and histories that underpin Middle-earth. Here you’ll discover the creation of the world, the rebellion of mighty beings, the forging of the legendary Silmarils, the rise and fall of kingdoms, and enough heroic names to keep amateur genealogists happily occupied until retirement. It is also the book responsible for countless readers confidently announcing, "I’ve read Tolkien," before someone asks, "Including The Silmarillion?" At which point there is often a thoughtful pause, followed by a change of subject. Not because the book is bad—far from it—but because it demands something increasingly rare in the modern world: concentration. It does not sprint after the reader waving explosions and cliffhangers. Instead, it invites you to sit down, pay attention and immerse yourself in a mythology that feels as though it genuinely existed long before you arrived. This is fantasy written with the gravity of ancient legend. Tolkien was not merely inventing stories; he was constructing an entire mythology, complete with languages, cultures, songs, lineages and historical continuity. Reading it sometimes feels less like reading a novel and more like discovering that somebody misplaced an entire civilisation in the back of the library. Naturally, this means the occasional challenge. Characters inherit names that resemble those of their fathers, cousins and second cousins. Entire kingdoms appear, flourish and vanish within a few pages. You may find yourself quietly flipping back to the family trees while reassuring yourself that you absolutely know which elf this is. You probably don’t. Don’t worry—everyone else is checking too. Yet perseverance is richly rewarded. The tales of Fëanor, Beren and Lúthien, Túrin Turambar and the Fall of Gondolin possess a grandeur that has influenced generations of fantasy writers. You begin to understand why Middle-earth feels so astonishingly deep in The Lord of the Rings—because beneath every ruined tower and ancient forest lies a history stretching back through ages of triumph, heartbreak and catastrophe. This 1978 Book Club Associates edition is in good condition, making it an excellent reading copy for anyone prepared to venture beyond hobbits, rings and reluctant heroes into the deeper mythology that gave birth to them all. It has survived nearly half a century without being carried off by dragons, corrupted by dark lords or shelved alphabetically under "S" by someone who insists authors are optional. From Crappy Old Books—because every great fantasy collection eventually reaches the point where somebody says, "You really should read The Silmarillion," and this is your opportunity either to nod knowingly... or finally find out what on earth everyone has been talking about. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6875/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-silmarillion-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6874 A New Face of Hinduism - The Swaminarayan Religion by Raymond B Williams A New Face of Hinduism – The Swaminarayan Religion (1984) by Raymond B. Williams. Cambridge University Press. ISBN: 0521274737. Condition: Good. One of the great joys of second-hand bookshops is discovering just how wonderfully specific academic publishing can become. Somewhere, at some point, a university committee sat around a table and enthusiastically agreed that what the world truly needed was a scholarly study of the Swaminarayan tradition within Hinduism. Thankfully, they were right. In A New Face of Hinduism, Raymond B. Williams offers an accessible yet thoroughly researched examination of the Swaminarayan movement, one of the most influential reform traditions to emerge within Hinduism during the nineteenth century. Rather than treating Hinduism as a single, monolithic religion—which it emphatically isn’t—Williams explores how one particular movement developed its own beliefs, practices, organisation and identity while remaining firmly rooted within the broader Hindu tradition. This is one of those books that quietly expands your understanding of the world. The Swaminarayan movement may be unfamiliar to many Western readers, yet today it has millions of followers across India, the United Kingdom, North America and beyond. If you’ve ever admired one of the magnificent Swaminarayan temples without knowing much about the community behind it, this book provides an informed and thoughtful introduction. Published by Cambridge University Press in 1984, it comes from the reassuring era when academic books were expected to contain footnotes rather than hashtags, careful arguments rather than hot takes, and enough references to make postgraduate students simultaneously grateful and slightly nervous. Williams writes with the care of a scholar but without disappearing into impenetrable jargon, making this a genuinely readable work for anyone interested in comparative religion, South Asian history or the sociology of faith. What is particularly refreshing is the book’s refusal to reduce a rich religious tradition into simplistic stereotypes. Instead, it examines history, doctrine, ritual, community life and the movement’s remarkable organisational success, allowing readers to appreciate both its distinctiveness and its place within the wider tapestry of Hindu belief. It is an excellent reminder that religions, like people, are generally far more complicated than the one-paragraph summaries they receive on the internet. There is also something delightfully optimistic about books like this. They assume that readers are curious—that they might willingly spend an evening learning about a religious tradition they don’t belong to simply because understanding another culture is an interesting thing to do. It is an old-fashioned notion, perhaps, but one that has aged rather well. This copy is in good condition, ready for its next curious owner. Whether you’re a student of religion, an academic, a traveller who likes to understand the places they visit, or simply someone who occasionally buys wonderfully obscure books because they looked lonely on the shelf, it deserves a place in your library. From Crappy Old Books—because the world’s most interesting conversations usually begin with, "I picked up this rather obscure Cambridge University Press book..." and somehow end three hours later with everyone discussing theology over a cup of tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6874/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-new-face-of-hinduism-jul-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521274739 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6873 Rejected for a Purpose - How God Uses Rejection to Help You Find and Fulfill Your Destiny by OJ Toks Rejected for a Purpose – How God Uses Rejection to Help You Find and Fulfill Your Destiny (2010) by OJ Toks. The Elevator Group. ISBN: 9780982038437. Condition: Good. Please note: there is quite a bit of underlining throughout from a previous reader, and several page corners had been folded as bookmarks. These have now been carefully unfolded. Rejection is one of life’s few universal experiences. Job applications disappear into mysterious HR black holes. Publishers politely explain that your masterpiece "isn’t quite right for our current list." School crushes develop an unexpected fascination with somebody else. Even the self-checkout occasionally decides you are an unauthorised item in the bagging area. The comforting news from OJ Toks is that rejection may not be the end of your story—it might simply be the beginning of a rather unexpected one. In Rejected for a Purpose, Toks explores the idea that setbacks, disappointments and closed doors can become the very things that shape character, redirect lives and ultimately lead people towards the purpose God intended for them. Drawing on biblical examples alongside practical encouragement, the book argues that rejection is not always a verdict on your worth, but sometimes a change of direction that only makes sense in hindsight. This isn’t a manual promising that every disappointment will magically transform into instant success by chapter three. Rather, it is an optimistic Christian reflection on resilience, perseverance and faith when life stubbornly refuses to follow the carefully colour-coded plan you drew up for it. Whether you’re facing career setbacks, broken relationships, ministry disappointments or simply wondering why everything seems to be happening to everyone else first, the message is one of hope rather than resignation. Published in 2010, the book also predates today’s social media culture, where everybody else’s life appears to consist entirely of promotions, engagements, tropical holidays and suspiciously photogenic breakfasts. It serves as a useful reminder that real lives are usually built through failures, detours and awkward moments that rarely make it onto Instagram. One particularly charming feature of this copy is that a previous owner clearly didn’t treat it as decorative shelf filler. There is quite a bit of underlining throughout, suggesting they found numerous passages worth pausing over, and several page corners had been folded down as impromptu bookmarks. Those corners have now been carefully unfolded, but the underlining remains as a quiet record of someone else’s journey through the book. Whether you regard that as a distraction or an intriguing conversation with an earlier reader is entirely up to you. Some readers enjoy seeing which thoughts resonated with someone before them—it reminds you that second-hand books occasionally come with a little second-hand humanity. The book itself remains in good condition overall, with the annotations being the principal point to note. Everything is perfectly readable, and the markings never overwhelm the text. If anything, they reinforce the impression that this wasn’t purchased to impress visitors—it was bought to be read, thought about and, judging by the number of underlined passages, returned to more than once. From Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the most interesting books are the ones that have already travelled through another person’s hands before finding their way to yours. After all, even a book about rejection deserves a second chance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6873/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rejected-for-a-purpose-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Elevator Group 9780982038437 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6872 Silent Compassion - Finding God in Contemplation by Richard Rohr Silent Compassion – Finding God in Contemplation (2014) by Richard Rohr. Franciscan Media. ISBN: 9781616367572. Condition: Good. Modern life has developed an extraordinary talent for convincing us that every waking moment should be occupied. If we’re not answering emails, we’re checking messages. If we’re not checking messages, we’re watching videos explaining how to become more productive while simultaneously folding laundry, learning Mandarin and investing wisely before breakfast. Into this gloriously over-scheduled chaos steps Richard Rohr with a quietly radical proposal: perhaps the answer is... to stop for a while. Silent Compassion explores the Christian contemplative tradition, inviting readers to discover God not primarily through frantic activity or theological point-scoring, but through silence, reflection and attentive presence. Rohr, a Franciscan friar renowned for making ancient spiritual practices feel remarkably contemporary, suggests that contemplation is less about escaping the world than learning to see it more clearly. This is not a book of instant spiritual hacks or guaranteed seven-day transformations. There are no laminated checklists, downloadable worksheets or promises that three minutes of meditation before your morning coffee will solve every existential dilemma. Instead, Rohr gently encourages readers to slow down, pay attention and become comfortable with the rather unfashionable idea that wisdom often arrives quietly instead of bursting through the ceiling accompanied by dramatic background music. One of the appealing aspects of Rohr’s writing is that he manages to be thoughtful without becoming impenetrable. He draws on Scripture, Christian mysticism and centuries of contemplative practice while writing in a way that welcomes ordinary readers rather than assuming they already possess a doctorate in medieval theology. Whether you approach the book as a committed Christian, a curious spiritual explorer or simply someone wondering whether life might contain something deeper than endless notifications, there is plenty here to reflect upon. Published in 2014, it appeared just as smartphones were completing their transformation from useful gadgets into portable attention magnets. Since then, the world has become even noisier, making a book about silence feel oddly more relevant with each passing year. It turns out that finding a quiet moment may now require considerably more determination than it did for the medieval monks who inspired much of Rohr’s thinking—although admittedly they had their own distractions, not least the occasional plague. This particular copy remains in good condition, having apparently survived without being buried beneath a mountain of self-help books promising to optimise every conceivable aspect of human existence. Instead, it quietly waits on the shelf, displaying the sort of patience one suspects Richard Rohr would thoroughly approve of. From Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the most profound discovery isn’t hidden in the latest bestseller, but in a well-thumbed second-hand book patiently waiting for someone willing to slow down long enough to read it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6872/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/silent-compassion-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Franciscan Media 9781616367572 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6871 Managing the Training and Development Function by Allan D Pepper Managing the Training and Development Function (1994) by Allan D. Pepper. Gower. ISBN: 9780566029776. Condition: Good. Before every employee had an online learning portal containing seventeen overdue courses on password security, fire safety and the correct emotional response to a suspicious email attachment, organisations had training departments. These were staffed by real people, equipped with overhead projectors, flip charts and an apparently inexhaustible supply of marker pens that worked perfectly until somebody actually needed one. Allan D. Pepper’s Managing the Training and Development Function is a substantial guide to the serious business of making sure employees know what they are doing—or can at least produce a certificate suggesting that somebody once attempted to explain it to them. It examines how training should be planned, organised, delivered and evaluated, rather than simply announced in a memo and forgotten until the annual management review. The book considers the position of training within the wider organisation, including the identification of development needs, the design of suitable programmes, the management of resources and the eternal challenge of proving to senior management that training has achieved something measurable. This last task has traditionally required patience, diplomacy and the ability to translate “people are now better at their jobs” into a spreadsheet containing arrows, percentages and reassuringly precise-looking figures. Published in 1994, it comes from a fascinating transitional period in workplace life. Computers had arrived, but had not yet become clever enough to interrupt every meeting with software updates. Email existed, although employees could still plausibly claim not to have received it. Human Resources was steadily replacing Personnel, and “learning and development” was beginning its long transformation into a strategic organisational function rather than the department that booked conference rooms and handed out ring binders. Pepper treats training as a management responsibility rather than an occasional corporate ritual involving weak coffee and a visiting speaker. He explores how development activities can support organisational objectives, improve performance and prepare people for changing roles. In other words, training should have a purpose beyond allowing everyone to spend Tuesday afternoon away from their desks while pretending to enjoy a role-playing exercise. There is also the awkward matter of evaluation. Did the course work? Did anyone learn anything? Did they apply it afterwards? Or did they simply return to their departments carrying a branded folder that remained unopened until an office clear-out twelve years later? These questions remain surprisingly current, despite modern organisations now possessing learning dashboards capable of confirming, with magnificent accuracy, that 84 per cent of employees clicked “Next” until the final quiz appeared. For trainers, HR professionals, managers, consultants and students of organisational development, this is a detailed period guide to the principles behind a function that remains essential, even though nearly all of its terminology has since been rebranded. “Training plans” became “learning strategies,” classrooms became “blended environments,” and staff development became “talent enablement,” but sooner or later somebody still has to explain how the new system works. This copy is in good condition, which suggests that it has survived several reorganisations, at least one departmental merger and the arrival of PowerPoint without being converted into a doorstop. It may contain more practical management knowledge than many modern courses costing several hundred pounds and concluding with a downloadable badge for LinkedIn. From Crappy Old Books—developing people through the time-honoured training method of selling them a book and trusting them to read it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6871/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/managing-the-training-and-development-function-jul-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gower 9780566029776 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6868 Rustication - A Novel by Charles Palliser Rustication – A Novel (2013) by Charles Palliser. Norton. ISBN: 9780393088724. Condition: Good. Advance Copy for Media Attention. Some novels gently invite you into their world with charming characters, pleasant scenery and the comforting promise that everything will probably work out in the end. Rustication looks at those novels with mild contempt before leading you down a muddy Victorian lane towards a suspiciously isolated country house where absolutely nobody seems trustworthy and every family secret has been fermenting nicely for generations. Charles Palliser, best known for making readers question the reliability of absolutely everyone in The Quincunx, returns with a gloriously Gothic tale of exile, obsession, revenge, superstition and the peculiar English talent for pretending everything is perfectly normal while the neighbours are quietly sharpening pitchforks. Set in the 1860s, it follows Richard Shenstone, who has been politely encouraged to leave Cambridge and retreat to his family’s rural estate. Naturally, he hopes for peace and quiet. Naturally, he gets quite the opposite. What unfolds is part psychological thriller, part Victorian mystery, part fever dream, with enough unsettling incidents to make you suspicious of every creaking floorboard, every village tradition and anyone who says, "It’s always been done this way." There are strange deaths, whispered rumours, uncomfortable social tensions and a growing sense that civilisation is merely a very thin veneer covering something considerably darker. The joy of Palliser’s writing is that he refuses to hurry. He patiently lays clues, red herrings and deliciously uncomfortable conversations until you’re convinced you’ve solved the mystery—at which point he quietly rearranges the furniture while you weren’t looking. It’s the literary equivalent of confidently announcing you’ve worked out the ending of a detective series halfway through episode two, only to spend the remaining episodes realising you hadn’t even identified the right detective. This particular copy carries an extra layer of publishing curiosity because it is an Advance Copy for Media Attention. Before the reviews, before the publicity campaign, before eager readers began arguing about the ending, this was one of the copies sent into the wild in the hope that critics, reviewers and journalists might spread the word. In publishing circles these advance copies occupy a pleasant niche somewhere between working document and collectible curiosity, often differing slightly from the finished first edition and offering a glimpse behind the curtain of the book trade. The book itself remains in good condition, having successfully survived the publishing industry’s promotional machinery without being sacrificed to the office coffee machine or disappearing forever beneath a reviewer’s teetering pile of unread proofs. It now awaits a new owner with an appreciation for Victorian unease, beautifully constructed mysteries, and stories where everyone appears respectable until the plot starts politely peeling back the wallpaper. From Crappy Old Books—because even advance copies eventually advance into the second-hand book trade, where they discover that the reviews are over, the publicity has faded, and the real adventure is finding another reader. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6868/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rustication-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norton 9780393088724 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6867 One Hundred Years of Socialism - The West European Left in the Twentieth Century by Donald Sassoon One Hundred Years of Socialism – The West European Left in the Twentieth Century (1996) by Donald Sassoon. IB Tauris. ISBN: 9781850438793. Condition: Good. There are books that confidently explain why history happened. There are books that confidently explain why history should have happened. And then there is Donald Sassoon’s One Hundred Years of Socialism, which calmly spends the better part of a thousand pages explaining why almost nobody got quite what they wanted, regardless of how many manifestos they printed or banners they waved. This is an epic tour through the triumphs, disasters, compromises, schisms, coalitions, betrayals, idealism, realism, and occasional bouts of existential despair that shaped the European left throughout the twentieth century. It’s packed with political parties whose names sound suspiciously similar, conferences that promised to change the world before breaking for lunch, and enough acronyms to make Brussels look positively minimalist. Somewhere in amongst it all are revolutions that fizzled, reforms that unexpectedly worked, and politicians discovering that campaigning is much easier than governing. Sassoon has the irritating habit—at least for ideologues—of insisting on evidence. Rather than cheering from one side of the barricades, he examines what actually happened when socialist parties met the awkward inconvenience of reality. Turns out that running a modern economy is rather more complicated than delivering a rousing speech in the town square. Who knew? Whether your sympathies lie with democratic socialism, social democracy, democratic capitalism, liberalism, conservatism, anarchism, or simply making it through family Christmas dinner without mentioning politics, this is one of those books that rewards curiosity more than certainty. It doesn’t ask you to agree with its conclusions, only to appreciate that twentieth-century European politics was gloriously, spectacularly, and repeatedly complicated. Naturally, being published in 1996, it also enjoys the charming confidence of believing it has reached the end of the story. The decades that followed have, of course, politely ignored this assumption by introducing financial crises, Brexit, populism, social media, AI, and enough political plot twists to keep an entire shelf of historians gainfully employed. As for this particular copy, it remains in good condition, having survived the collapse of the Soviet Union, several British Prime Ministers, innumerable election nights, and almost certainly at least one earnest university seminar where someone began a sentence with, "Well, if you read Gramsci properly..." It now awaits a new owner with sturdy bookshelves, an enquiring mind, and perhaps a mug of strong tea. From Crappy Old Books—because history may be written by the victors, but it’s usually bought second-hand. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6867/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-hundred-years-of-socialism-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books IB Tauris 9781850438793 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6865 The A-Z of Classic Scooters - The Illustrated Guide to all Makes and Models by J Goyard and B Soler-Thebes There are vehicles that exist purely to get you from A to B. Then there are scooters, which somehow turn even the shortest journey into a small social occasion. They have long been symbols of freedom, practicality and effortless style, proving that you don’t need six hundred horsepower to have an excellent time. Sometimes all you really need is a step-through frame, a cheerful engine note and somewhere interesting to ride. Published in 2007 by Haynes Publishing, The A–Z of Classic Scooters – The Illustrated Guide to All Makes and Models by Jean Goyard and Bernard Soler-Thebes is an affectionate encyclopaedic celebration of one of motoring’s most charming inventions. Covering more than 300 different scooter marques, the book ranges from the instantly recognisable giants such as Vespa and Lambretta to a remarkable collection of obscure manufacturers whose names have long since disappeared from the showroom but remain alive in the hearts of enthusiasts. Rather than focusing solely on the obvious favourites, the authors cast their net wonderfully wide. This is an alphabetical tour through the history of the scooter, introducing readers to celebrated marques alongside delightfully eccentric machines from companies many people have never encountered before. Every page seems to contain another forgotten gem, another ingenious design or another manufacturer that clearly believed the future of personal transport lay in a slightly different interpretation of two wheels and a small engine. The illustrations are one of the book’s greatest pleasures. Packed with period photographs, advertising artwork, brochures and colour images, it captures not only the scooters themselves but the optimistic spirit of post-war Europe. These were machines designed to put ordinary people on the road, carrying workers to factories, courting couples into the countryside and families to the seaside, all while somehow managing to look considerably more stylish than many full-sized motorcars. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the scooter’s reputation. Originally conceived as affordable, practical transport for people who simply needed to get about, many of these humble little machines are now cherished classics worth vastly more than their original owners could ever have imagined. Yesterday’s economical commuter has quietly become today’s concours exhibit, lovingly polished to within an inch of its life while travelling considerably fewer miles than it did when it was merely earning an honest living. The authors clearly share an infectious enthusiasm for their subject, and that enthusiasm shines through every page. Whether discussing famous names or wonderfully obscure oddities, they approach each marque with equal affection, creating a reference book that is as enjoyable to browse at random as it is to consult for specific information. It is exactly the sort of volume that encourages the dangerous phrase, "I’ll just look at one page," before an hour mysteriously disappears. This copy is in Very Good condition, remaining clean, attractive and highly presentable. It is an excellent addition for scooter enthusiasts, classic vehicle collectors, transport historians or anyone who appreciates the wonderfully inventive period when engineers seemed convinced that almost any mechanical idea deserved at least one production run. Whether your allegiance lies with Vespa, Lambretta or one of the many forgotten marques that populate these pages, The A–Z of Classic Scooters offers a delightful reminder that the history of personal transport is far richer, stranger and considerably more entertaining than most people realise. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the most memorable journeys begin with fifty cubic centimetres, a cloud of blue smoke and absolutely no intention of arriving in a hurry. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6865/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-a-z-of-classic-scooters-jul-2026.jpg 17.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes Publishing 9781844253906 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6864 Volkswagen Beetle Coachbuilts and Cabriolets - 1940-1960 by Keith Seume and Bob Shaill There are few cars that have inspired as much affection as the Volkswagen Beetle. Millions rolled off production lines looking reassuringly familiar, cheerfully unpretentious and about as aerodynamic as a determined loaf of bread. Yet beneath that iconic silhouette lay remarkable potential. Give the humble Beetle to a talented coachbuilder and suddenly it could emerge as a glamorous cabriolet, an elegant coupé or a bespoke creation that seemed scarcely related to the people’s car from which it began. Volkswagen Beetle Coachbuilts and Cabriolets celebrates those wonderfully inventive detours from automotive convention. Published in 1993 by Bay View Books, Keith Seume and Bob Shaill explore the fascinating world of Beetle derivatives produced between 1940 and 1960. Far from being simply a catalogue of convertibles, the book delves into the remarkable variety of specialist coachbuilders who transformed Volkswagen’s dependable little car into machines of surprising elegance and individuality. From the celebrated cabriolets of Karmann and Hebmüller to far rarer and more obscure creations, it reveals a forgotten chapter in motoring history where craftsmanship and imagination flourished. The photographs are a delight throughout. Beautifully restored examples sit alongside period images, factory photographs and archive material that capture an era when automotive styling was still shaped by skilled hands rather than computer simulations. Every page reminds the reader that there was once a time when small manufacturers could take an existing chassis and create something entirely new, often in tiny numbers and with astonishing attention to detail. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the whole enterprise. The Beetle was conceived as affordable, practical transport for the masses—a triumph of standardisation and simplicity. Coachbuilders immediately looked at it and thought, "Yes... but what if it were rather more elegant?" Before long, the world’s most democratic little car was quietly acquiring bespoke bodies, luxurious interiors and limited-production exclusivity. It is perhaps the automotive equivalent of buying a sensible pair of walking shoes and then commissioning Savile Row to improve them. The authors also provide valuable historical context, charting the post-war revival of the European motor industry and explaining how specialist coachbuilders helped satisfy demand for vehicles that manufacturers themselves were not producing. The result is more than a picture book; it becomes a history of craftsmanship, entrepreneurship and the wonderfully optimistic years when Europe’s roads began filling once again with beautifully designed automobiles. What emerges most clearly is the sheer diversity of the Beetle’s extended family. Today we tend to think of the Beetle as one instantly recognisable shape, but this volume reveals a surprising array of elegant convertibles, sporting coupés and highly individual coachbuilt specials. Many were produced in tiny numbers and are now among the most desirable Volkswagens ever built, prized by collectors precisely because they transformed familiarity into rarity. This copy is in Very Good condition, remaining clean, attractive and highly presentable. It is an excellent acquisition for Volkswagen enthusiasts, classic car collectors, automotive historians or anyone who appreciates the artistry of coachbuilding during one of motoring’s most creative periods. Whether your dream garage already contains an air-cooled Volkswagen or you simply enjoy discovering the hidden stories behind famous cars, Volkswagen Beetle Coachbuilts and Cabriolets – 1940–1960 offers a rewarding journey through one of the most charming corners of automotive history. It proves that even the world’s most recognisable small car was perfectly capable of dressing for a rather more glamorous occasion. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the most interesting classics aren’t the ones everyone remembers, but the wonderfully eccentric cousins that quietly refused to look like everybody else. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6864/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/volkswagen-beetle-coachbuilts-and-cabriolets-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bay View Books 9781870979337 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6863 Ronald Searle In Perspective by Ronald Searle There are illustrators whose work you admire, and then there are illustrators whose line you can recognise from across the room before you’ve even put your glasses on. Ronald Searle belongs firmly to the latter category. His wonderfully anarchic drawings have delighted, scandalised and skewered generations of readers, proving beyond any reasonable doubt that a pen, a bottle of ink and a mischievous imagination can be considerably more dangerous than most power tools. Published in 1985 by The Atlantic Monthly Press, Ronald Searle In Perspective is a richly illustrated retrospective celebrating the remarkable career of one of Britain’s greatest cartoonists and illustrators. Spanning decades of creative work, the book explores the extraordinary breadth of Searle’s output, from the gloriously unruly halls of St Trinian’s and his unforgettable satirical cartoons to theatre, travel illustration, book design, reportage and the many other artistic adventures that refused to fit comfortably into a single category. One of the greatest pleasures of the volume is discovering just how astonishingly versatile Searle really was. Popular culture often remembers him for the delightfully destructive schoolgirls of St Trinian’s, yet they represent only one small corner of an astonishingly varied career. He illustrated literature, chronicled cities, captured theatre productions, documented war, caricatured politicians and celebrities, and somehow found time to transform the ordinary into something simultaneously hilarious and slightly alarming. There is a delicious irony running throughout his career. Searle’s drawings often appear wonderfully spontaneous, as though they erupted onto the page during an especially inspired coffee break. In reality, they reveal extraordinary technical mastery. Every apparently casual line is precisely judged, every exaggerated figure underpinned by impeccable draughtsmanship. It takes an immense amount of discipline to make genius look so gloriously effortless. The book also acknowledges the remarkable experiences that shaped Searle’s outlook. Before becoming one of the world’s most celebrated illustrators, he survived imprisonment by the Japanese during the Second World War, secretly producing drawings that remain among the most important artistic records of life on the Burma Railway. Knowing this deeper history gives an added dimension to his later humour. His wit was never superficial; it was the work of someone who had witnessed humanity at its darkest and still chose to respond with intelligence, satire and laughter. The reproductions throughout are superb, allowing readers to appreciate the astonishing confidence of Searle’s line and the sheer inventiveness of his compositions. Whether depicting pompous officials, bewildered tourists, impossibly elegant cats or wildly exaggerated schoolgirls, every page demonstrates an artist who never lost his curiosity or his wonderfully irreverent eye for human folly. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and thoroughly enjoyable to browse. It is an ideal acquisition for collectors of illustration, cartoon art, twentieth-century graphic design or anyone who appreciates artists capable of making profound observations while appearing to do little more than doodle. Whether you have admired Ronald Searle for decades or are only just discovering the astonishing range of his work, Ronald Searle In Perspective offers the perfect introduction to an artist whose influence stretches far beyond the cartoon page. His drawings continue to feel as fresh, energetic and wickedly observant today as when they first appeared. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because truly great illustrators never merely draw the world as it is; they quietly reveal the version that was hiding in plain sight all along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6863/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-perspective-jul-2026.jpg 17.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Atlantic Monthly Press 9780871130037 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6862 Dick Deadeye by Derek Birdsall Every great comic opera needs a hero, a heroine, a pompous authority figure and, if Gilbert and Sullivan are involved, at least one thoroughly put-upon individual who seems destined to spend the entire evening looking mildly exasperated while everyone else sings at him. Dick Deadeye is that man. Frequently overlooked, occasionally misunderstood and blessed with all the social grace of an audit during a birthday party, he is one of Gilbert and Sullivan’s most delightfully unconventional characters—and here he enjoys a production every bit as eccentric as he deserves. Published in 1975 by Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, Dick Deadeye is a wonderfully inventive theatrical adaptation by Derek Birdsall, inspired by the incomparable drawings of Ronald Searle and the comic operas of W. S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan. Rather than simply reproducing familiar productions, the book celebrates an imaginative stage interpretation in which Searle’s unmistakable visual style collides gloriously with Victorian operetta, producing something at once respectful, irreverent and irresistibly entertaining. Ronald Searle was the ideal artistic accomplice for such an undertaking. His wildly expressive line drawings, impossible limbs, gloriously exaggerated faces and wicked eye for absurdity seem almost predestined for Gilbert and Sullivan’s satirical universe. Bureaucrats become even more pompous, admirals even more improbable and sailors somehow manage to appear simultaneously dignified and completely ridiculous. It is theatrical caricature at its very finest. There is a particularly pleasing irony in giving Dick Deadeye centre stage. Throughout H.M.S. Pinafore, he is the character nobody much wants to listen to, despite possessing a rather inconvenient habit of telling the truth. In many ways he is the operatic equivalent of the person quietly pointing out that the emperor appears to have forgotten an important item of clothing while everyone else is busy admiring the tailoring. Naturally, history—and comedy—has a habit of rewarding such people eventually. The book itself is as much an art object as a theatrical souvenir. Richly illustrated with Searle’s exuberant drawings, it captures the spirit of a production that embraced visual wit as enthusiastically as Gilbert embraced satire and Sullivan embraced melody. Even readers unfamiliar with the operas will find themselves smiling at illustrations so full of movement and personality that they almost seem to burst into song unaided. This copy is in Good condition, with a slightly tatty dust jacket showing honest edge wear from years of service. It remains entirely appropriate for a book celebrating theatre—a world in which scenery gets bumped, costumes acquire character and perfection is generally considered rather less interesting than performance. The jacket has earned its wrinkles honestly. Whether you’re devoted to Gilbert and Sullivan, an admirer of Ronald Searle’s incomparable illustrations, a collector of theatrical ephemera or simply someone who appreciates books that refuse to take themselves too seriously, Dick Deadeye is a delightful curiosity. It combines music, satire, illustration and theatrical imagination into a volume every bit as eccentric as the productions that inspired it. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best books don’t always star the hero, and sometimes the fellow with the unfortunate name ends up stealing the entire show. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6862/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dick-deadeye-jul-2026.jpg 4.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harcourt Brace Jovanovich 9780151256006 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6861 White Coolies by Betty Jeffrey Some books announce themselves with quietly dignified titles. Others stride onto the shelf, clear their throat and ensure you notice them immediately. White Coolies belongs emphatically to the latter category. Its title reflects the language of the 1950s and the period it describes, capturing the shocking reality experienced by Allied women imprisoned by the Japanese during the Second World War. It remains a powerful historical memoir whose title should be understood in its historical context, while the story inside continues to stand as a remarkable testament to courage and survival. Published in 1954 by Angus & Robertson, this first edition sees Betty Jeffrey recount her own experiences as one of the Australian Army nurses captured after the fall of Singapore in 1942. Alongside hundreds of fellow prisoners, she endured years of internment under conditions marked by hunger, disease, deprivation and relentless uncertainty. Yet this is not merely a catalogue of suffering. Jeffrey’s greatest achievement is her ability to reveal the resilience, humour and friendship that somehow survived behind the barbed wire, even when almost everything else had been taken away. Her writing is refreshingly direct. There is little melodrama, no unnecessary embellishment and no attempt to turn herself into a larger-than-life heroine. Instead, she records daily existence with remarkable honesty—the endless search for food, the struggle against illness, the ingenuity required to make something from almost nothing and the extraordinary importance of companionship. These were women who discovered that morale could be sustained by sharing stories, staging impromptu entertainments or simply refusing to surrender their sense of dignity. There is a quiet irony woven throughout the memoir. The prison camps were designed to strip people of individuality, independence and hope. Yet, time and again, the women responded not with surrender but with remarkable resourcefulness. Their captors could ration food, restrict movement and impose hardship, but kindness, humour and determination proved considerably harder to imprison. The greatest acts of resistance were often the smallest—keeping spirits alive, caring for one another and believing that one day the gates would finally open. Reading the book today also offers an intriguing glimpse into the immediate post-war years. Written less than a decade after liberation, Jeffrey’s memories retain a vividness that later historical accounts sometimes soften with hindsight. She was not writing with the benefit of decades of reflection or access to archives; she was writing because these events were still fresh, raw and deserving of remembrance. That immediacy gives the memoir much of its enduring power. This is a first edition in Fair condition. The book shows slight splaying to the boards and text block from years of honest use and shelving, while the original dust jacket remains present with a little edge wear, several small nicks and general tattyness exactly as shown. Far from detracting, the jacket carries the honest appearance of a volume that has lived an interesting life rather than spending seventy years sealed away in immaculate isolation. There is something rather reassuring about a wartime memoir looking as though it has actually been read. Whether you collect first editions, wartime memoirs, Australian military history or the literature of the Far East campaign, White Coolies remains an essential work. It is both a deeply personal account and an invaluable historical document, ensuring that the experiences of these remarkable women continue to be remembered by new generations of readers. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because some books earn every rubbed corner, every tiny nick and every hint of shelf wear, and the stories inside are all the richer for having travelled through time with them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6861/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/white-coolies-jul-2026.jpg 35.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Angus and Robertson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6860 Escape from the Rising Sun by Ian Skidmore There are wartime memoirs that recount battles, strategies and famous victories. Then there are books that remind us survival itself was often the greatest achievement of all. Escape from the Rising Sun tells one such story—a tale of courage, ingenuity and determination that unfolds far from the grand battle maps, in a world where freedom became something worth risking everything to reclaim. Published in 1973 by Leo Cooper Ltd, Ian Skidmore recounts one of the remarkable escape stories to emerge from the Far Eastern theatre of the Second World War. Against the backdrop of the Japanese advance across Asia and the harsh realities of captivity, the book explores the experiences of those who found themselves imprisoned by an enemy whose camps became synonymous with hardship, disease and relentless uncertainty. It is a narrative of endurance as much as escape, illustrating the extraordinary resilience required simply to remain hopeful when circumstances offered very little encouragement. Unlike the tidy heroics of many fictional adventures, the events described here are marked by uncertainty, improvisation and sheer determination. Escape was never merely a matter of finding a convenient gap in the fence. It required planning, patience, nerve, remarkable good fortune and the willingness to keep going despite overwhelming odds. Every mile travelled towards freedom carried with it the knowledge that failure could have devastating consequences. There is a quiet irony running through so many genuine escape stories. Adventure novels often portray escape as an exhilarating game of cat and mouse, complete with daring disguises and conveniently timed coincidences. Reality, as Skidmore demonstrates, was rather less glamorous. It involved hunger, exhaustion, fear, tropical landscapes that were every bit as dangerous as the captors themselves, and an astonishing capacity for perseverance. The real heroes generally spent considerably less time delivering witty one-liners than trying not to be discovered. Skidmore writes with clarity and restraint, allowing the events themselves to provide the drama. Rather than embellishing every episode, he presents the story with an honesty that makes the extraordinary seem all the more believable. The wider context of the war in the Far East is never forgotten, giving readers a fuller understanding of the conditions from which escape was attempted and the immense courage such decisions demanded. This copy is in Good condition and has fading to the spine area, a small cosmetic reminder that it has itself survived several decades rather well. The contents remain solid and perfectly readable, while the faded spine adds a certain lived-in authenticity that seems entirely appropriate for a book about endurance. It has weathered time with rather more dignity than many of us manage. Whether you are fascinated by prisoner-of-war narratives, military history or simply remarkable true stories of human resilience, Escape from the Rising Sun offers a compelling account of survival against daunting odds. It serves as a reminder that courage is not always loud or dramatic; sometimes it is simply the quiet refusal to surrender hope when every sensible instinct suggests otherwise. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the finest adventures are usually the true ones, and the books that have travelled a little themselves often understand the journey best. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6860/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/escape-from-the-rising-sun-jul-2026.jpg 29.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Leo Cooper Ltd 9780850521023 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6859 To Know Malaysia by R Ian Lloyd and Wendy Moore There are travel guides that tell you where to stay, where to eat and how much the parking costs. Then there are books that try to explain an entire country—its landscapes, history, people, traditions and wonderfully complicated identity. To Know Malaysia belongs firmly to the second category. It is less concerned with ticking off tourist attractions and more interested in helping readers understand why Malaysia is one of Southeast Asia’s most fascinating and richly diverse nations. Published in 1987 by R. Ian Lloyd Productions, To Know Malaysia by R. Ian Lloyd and Wendy Moore offers an engaging portrait of a country standing confidently between tradition and rapid modernisation. Written during a period of remarkable economic growth, the book explores Malaysia’s extraordinary blend of cultures, religions, landscapes and industries, introducing readers to everything from bustling cities and colonial architecture to tropical rainforests, idyllic islands and the remarkable mix of Malay, Chinese, Indian and indigenous communities that together shape the nation’s identity. One of the book’s greatest strengths is its breadth. Rather than focusing solely on famous landmarks, Lloyd and Moore paint a much wider picture of Malaysian life. Readers encounter the country’s political history, its economic development, wildlife, cuisine, customs and daily rhythms, discovering along the way that Malaysia is not easily reduced to a handful of postcards featuring beaches and orangutans. It is a nation of contrasts, where gleaming modern skyscrapers rise not far from ancient rainforests, and where centuries-old traditions comfortably coexist with ambitious visions of the future. There is, naturally, a pleasing irony in reading a guide published in 1987. At the time it sought to describe the Malaysia of "today"; nearly four decades later it has quietly become a historical snapshot of a nation on the cusp of enormous transformation. The roads have improved, skylines have soared, technology has changed almost beyond recognition, yet much of what makes Malaysia unique—its warmth, hospitality, diversity and remarkable natural beauty—remains reassuringly familiar. The photography deserves particular praise. Beautifully reproduced images capture the country at a fascinating moment in its history, preserving streets, buildings, fashions and everyday scenes that have since evolved or disappeared altogether. Like the very best travel books, it unintentionally records countless small details that later generations find every bit as interesting as the grand monuments. This copy is in Very Good condition, remaining clean, attractive and highly presentable. It is an excellent addition for collectors of travel literature, Malaysian history, Southeast Asian culture or anyone who enjoys beautifully illustrated books that celebrate places with genuine affection rather than hurried tourism. Whether you’ve travelled extensively through Malaysia, hope to visit one day, or simply enjoy exploring remarkable places from the comfort of your favourite chair, To Know Malaysia offers an engaging journey through a nation whose greatest strength has always been its extraordinary diversity. It reminds us that the finest travel books are not simply guides—they are invitations to see a place with fresh eyes. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because yesterday’s travel guide often becomes today’s history lesson, and the best journeys sometimes begin with nothing more adventurous than turning the first page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6859/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-know-malaysia-jul-2026.jpg 15.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books R Ian Lloyd Productions 9789810000394 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6858 1837 - A 150-Year History of the Malaysian International Chamber of Commerce and Industry by Bruce Gale Few organisations celebrate their anniversaries by publishing a handsome history that spans a century and a half. Fewer still can claim to have witnessed the transformation of a sleepy colonial trading post into one of Southeast Asia’s most dynamic economies. 1837 – A 150-Year History of the Malaysian International Chamber of Commerce and Industry is more than a corporate commemorative volume; it is a fascinating account of commerce, colonialism, independence and economic ambition, all viewed through the lens of one institution that happened to be there for virtually all of it. Published in 1987 to mark the Chamber’s 150th anniversary, Bruce Gale’s meticulously researched history traces the evolution of the Malaysian International Chamber of Commerce and Industry from its origins in the nineteenth century through the dramatic political and economic changes that reshaped Malaya and, later, Malaysia. Along the way, the book charts the growth of trade, industry, infrastructure and international business against a backdrop of colonial administration, world wars, independence and rapid modernisation. What makes the volume particularly rewarding is that it uses the Chamber as a window onto a much larger story. Shipping, rubber, tin, banking, manufacturing and foreign investment all make their appearance, illustrating how commerce helped shape one of Asia’s most successful emerging economies. The history unfolds alongside the development of ports, railways, roads and cities, revealing that economic progress is rarely the work of a single company or government, but rather the cumulative result of thousands of decisions made over generations. There is, naturally, a rather satisfying irony in the subject. Chambers of commerce are not generally renowned for occupying centre stage in popular history. They tend to operate quietly in the background, facilitating meetings, encouraging investment and discussing matters that sound alarmingly like committee agendas. Yet scratch beneath the surface and one discovers that these apparently unassuming organisations often find themselves at the crossroads of political change, economic development and international relations. Sometimes the most interesting history is hidden inside the minutes of meetings that nobody expected to read again. Bruce Gale succeeds in making what could have been a dry institutional chronicle into an engaging historical narrative. Rather than simply listing office holders and annual reports, he places the Chamber within the wider currents of Malaysian history, demonstrating how business adapted to changing governments, changing markets and changing global realities. It becomes, almost by stealth, a history of Malaysia itself told from an unusual and highly informative perspective. The book is also richly illustrated, featuring photographs, documents and archival material that bring its long history vividly to life. Together they create a portrait not only of an organisation but of a nation in transition, preserving moments that might otherwise have slipped quietly into obscurity. This copy is in Very Good condition, remaining clean, attractive and highly presentable. It is an excellent acquisition for collectors of Malaysian history, business history, colonial studies or anyone interested in the remarkable economic story of Southeast Asia. It is equally at home on the shelf of a historian, economist or simply a reader who enjoys discovering the unexpected stories behind familiar institutions. Whether your interest lies in Malaysia’s commercial heritage or the broader evolution of international trade, 1837 – A 150-Year History of the Malaysian International Chamber of Commerce and Industry offers an absorbing reminder that history is not shaped solely by kings and politicians. Sometimes it is quietly negotiated across boardroom tables, shipping docks and trading houses, one invoice at a time. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because even the history of committee meetings can become surprisingly gripping after a century and a half, especially when an entire nation’s story quietly unfolds between the agenda items. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6858/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/1837-jul-2026.jpg 14.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Malaysian International Chamber of Commerce and Industry 9789679998900 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6856 Elia Kazan - A Life by Elia Kazan Some people have a career. Elia Kazan seemed determined to have several, all at the same time. Director, producer, novelist, co-founder of the Actors Studio, discoverer of extraordinary talent and one of the most influential filmmakers of the twentieth century, Kazan left an imprint on cinema so deep that modern actors are still, in one way or another, performing in the shadow of his ideas. He also managed to become one of Hollywood’s most controversial figures, proving that artistic brilliance and public approval do not always travel comfortably together. Published in 1988 by Alfred A. Knopf, Elia Kazan – A Life is the director’s own candid autobiography, charting an extraordinary journey from his Greek heritage and childhood in New York through a career that transformed American theatre and film. With remarkable honesty, Kazan recounts his years on Broadway, the formation of the Group Theatre, the birth of method acting, and his work with actors who would themselves become legends, including Marlon Brando, James Dean, Warren Beatty and many others. Naturally, the films are here in abundance. A Streetcar Named Desire, On the Waterfront, East of Eden, Gentleman’s Agreement, Baby Doll and countless other productions receive thoughtful attention, revealing the painstaking process behind works that have become cornerstones of cinematic history. Kazan writes not simply about making films but about directing people—finding performances, nurturing talent and occasionally navigating egos of suitably cinematic proportions. There is, however, no attempt to avoid the more difficult chapters of his life. Kazan addresses the controversy surrounding his testimony before the House Un-American Activities Committee, an episode that divided friends, colleagues and audiences, and which continued to shape perceptions of him for decades afterwards. Whether readers agree with his decisions or not, the autobiography offers the opportunity to hear his own account rather than relying solely upon the judgments of others. It is one of the qualities that makes the book such an important historical document as well as a personal memoir. There is a pleasing irony in the life of a director. The audience remembers the actors, quotes the dialogue and applauds the performances, while the person orchestrating the entire production remains largely invisible. Kazan spent his career helping other people become stars, yet in doing so became one of the few directors whose name alone carries almost as much recognition as the performers he guided. It is an unusual kind of fame—achieved while standing just outside the spotlight. The writing itself reflects Kazan’s reputation: direct, intelligent and deeply reflective. He possesses little interest in polishing every corner of his story into comfortable perfection, preferring instead to examine his successes, failures, ambitions and contradictions with a candour that makes the memoir all the more compelling. Like his films, it is interested in people as they really are rather than as they might prefer to appear. This copy is in Fine condition, an especially pleasing example of a substantial and significant autobiography. It remains crisp, clean and highly presentable, making it an excellent addition to the shelves of collectors of cinema, theatre, biography or twentieth-century cultural history. Whether you admire Kazan’s films, are fascinated by Hollywood’s golden age or simply enjoy autobiographies written by people who genuinely helped shape their profession, Elia Kazan – A Life is a rewarding read. It tells the story of a man whose influence extended far beyond the films he directed, leaving a legacy that continues to provoke admiration, debate and discussion in equal measure. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best autobiographies rarely belong to saints, and the most fascinating lives seldom fit neatly between the opening and closing credits. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6856/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/elia-kazan-a-life-jul-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Knopf 9780394559537 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6854 Live and Let Die by Ian Fleming If Casino Royale introduced James Bond to the world with a quiet game of baccarat and a sharp dinner jacket, Live and Let Die wastes very little time proving that Ian Fleming had no intention of allowing his hero a peaceful career. This time the stakes are larger, the villains stranger, the locations more exotic and the body count rather less conducive to a relaxing holiday brochure. Originally published in 1954, this 1973 Pan Books edition presents Fleming’s second Bond novel, sending 007 across New York, Florida and the Caribbean on the trail of the formidable Mr Big—a ruthless criminal whose operations stretch from organised crime to Cold War intrigue. Bond’s investigation leads through jazz clubs, gangsters, hidden treasure, dangerous waterways and enough close calls to make even the most comprehensive travel insurance policy quietly reconsider its terms and conditions. One of the pleasures of returning to Fleming’s original novels is discovering just how different they are from the films they inspired. Literary Bond is a more grounded and thoughtful figure than his cinematic counterpart, relying less on improbable gadgets and more on observation, nerve and an impressive willingness to remain calm while almost everyone around him appears intent on shortening his life expectancy. The action is no less exciting for being more believable; indeed, it often feels considerably more suspenseful. There is a wonderful irony in Bond’s profession. Secret agents are, by definition, supposed to remain inconspicuous. James Bond, meanwhile, has somehow become one of the most recognisable fictional characters ever created. Even in these early novels, Fleming displays an uncanny ability to make espionage seem simultaneously glamorous and profoundly hazardous. One moment Bond is dining elegantly, the next he is wondering whether the local wildlife has been recruited by the opposition. Fleming also possessed a remarkable gift for atmosphere. Whether describing the humid streets of Harlem, the dazzling sunshine of Florida or the mysterious waterways of Jamaica, he creates settings so vivid that they become characters in their own right. They are places where danger seems to lurk just beyond the next doorway, yet somehow remain irresistibly attractive all the same. It is a literary balancing act that few thriller writers have managed to equal. Naturally, modern readers may notice aspects of the novel that reflect the attitudes and conventions of the era in which it was written. Like many works of mid-twentieth-century popular fiction, it serves not only as an adventure story but also as a snapshot of its time. Read in that context, it offers both an engaging thriller and an interesting glimpse into the world that shaped one of literature’s most enduring spies. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and perfectly suited for another mission. It is an excellent addition for Fleming collectors, Bond enthusiasts or anyone curious to experience the original adventures before decades of cinematic reinvention added exploding pens, invisible cars and enough product placement to furnish a small department store. Whether you are working your way through the complete Bond canon or simply fancy spending a few evenings in the company of Britain’s most famous fictional intelligence officer, Live and Let Die remains an exhilarating reminder of why Ian Fleming’s novels continue to captivate readers more than seventy years after they first appeared. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because before Bond became a blockbuster, he was simply a very well-dressed man having an extraordinarily bad week. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6854/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/live-and-let-die-jul-2026.jpg 8.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330102339 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6852 Women Beyond the Wire by Lavinia Warner and John Sandilands Wars are often remembered through maps, battles and the names of famous generals. Yet behind the headlines and military campaigns existed another world altogether—one of prison camps, barbed wire, uncertainty and extraordinary resilience. Women Beyond the Wire tells the stories of women whose courage was measured not in victories won on battlefields, but in the quiet determination to survive captivity with dignity, humour and hope intact. Published in 1984 by Hamlyn, Lavinia Warner and John Sandilands present a moving account of British and Allied women held prisoner by the Japanese during the Second World War. Drawing upon memoirs, interviews and historical records, they reconstruct life inside internment camps across the Far East, revealing the ingenuity, friendship and remarkable endurance that enabled thousands of women to withstand years of deprivation, disease and constant uncertainty. Rather than reducing these experiences to a catalogue of suffering, the authors focus on the individuals themselves. Teachers, nurses, missionaries, mothers and daughters suddenly found themselves confronting circumstances for which no ordinary life could have prepared them. Yet amid the hardships emerged extraordinary examples of resourcefulness: makeshift schools were established, concerts organised, recipes discussed in loving detail despite the absence of ingredients, and morale preserved through humour that somehow survived even the bleakest moments. There is an unmistakable irony throughout these accounts. Imprisonment is intended to strip people of their freedom, identity and independence, yet the women described here repeatedly found ways to preserve precisely those qualities. The barbed wire could confine their bodies, but it proved considerably less successful at imprisoning imagination, friendship and the stubborn refusal to surrender one’s humanity. History often celebrates spectacular acts of heroism, but books like this remind us that quiet perseverance can be every bit as remarkable. The authors also place these stories within the wider context of the war in the Far East, helping readers understand the circumstances that led to the internments while allowing the women’s own experiences to remain firmly at the heart of the narrative. The result is a work of history that feels deeply personal without ever losing sight of the larger historical picture. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and perfectly readable. It is an excellent addition for readers interested in the Second World War, women’s history, military history or the countless personal stories that so often remain overshadowed by larger military events. While the subject matter is undeniably sobering, the resilience displayed throughout these pages is profoundly inspiring. Whether you are familiar with the history of civilian internment in the Far East or approaching it for the first time, Women Beyond the Wire offers an important reminder that some of the greatest acts of courage occur far from the battlefield. It is ultimately a testament not only to survival, but to kindness, solidarity and the extraordinary strength that ordinary people can discover when faced with extraordinary circumstances. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because history’s loudest voices are not always its most important ones, and the quiet stories are often the ones that deserve to be heard the longest. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6852/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/women-beyond-the-wire-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600208020 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6851 Forever Nude by Guy Goffette Artists have spent centuries trying to persuade us that beauty is timeless. Models, meanwhile, have generally had the rather more practical concern of wondering how long they were expected to remain perfectly still. Forever Nude inhabits the curious space where art, memory and humanity quietly meet, reflecting on the relationship between artist and muse with a sensitivity that is every bit as compelling as the paintings themselves. Published in 2008 by William Heinemann, Forever Nude is Guy Goffette’s lyrical and deeply thoughtful novel inspired by the life and work of the French painter Pierre Bonnard and his lifelong companion and muse, Marthe. Rather than offering a conventional historical biography, Goffette creates a richly imagined meditation on love, creativity, ageing and the strange immortality that art can bestow. It is as much concerned with memory as with history, asking what remains of a life once it has been transformed into paint and canvas. The novel unfolds with the quiet confidence of someone in no hurry to impress. Goffette’s prose is elegant and reflective, inviting readers into a world where the smallest domestic moments—a shared meal, a conversation, the changing light in a room—carry as much significance as grand artistic achievements. There is a gentleness to the storytelling that rewards patience, revealing emotional depth without ever feeling the need to announce it. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the title. To be "forever nude" sounds faintly scandalous until one remembers that artists have been persuading people to remove their clothes in the name of culture for several thousand years. Bonnard’s paintings transformed fleeting moments into enduring works of art, preserving not merely the physical form of his muse but something far more elusive: intimacy, familiarity and the passing of time itself. It turns out that immortality can sometimes arrive wearing remarkably little. Goffette also captures the curious contradiction of artistic fame. The paintings survive in galleries, admired by millions, while the ordinary lives behind them gradually fade into obscurity. The artist becomes a household name, the muse a familiar face, yet the private relationship that produced both remains largely invisible. This novel gently restores some of that humanity, reminding us that masterpieces are often born not from dramatic inspiration but from years of shared routines, affection and quiet companionship. This copy is in Good condition and is an ex-library book. It may carry the usual library stamps, labels or protective markings, evidence of a previous life introducing thoughtful readers to thoughtful literature. In truth, there is something rather fitting about a novel concerned with endurance having already enjoyed a long career on library shelves. Books, much like paintings, seem happiest when they are being appreciated rather than merely admired from a distance. Whether your interest lies in art, literary fiction or beautifully crafted historical novels, Forever Nude offers a rewarding and quietly moving experience. It is a book that lingers long after the final page, inviting reflection rather than demanding conclusions. Like the finest paintings, it reveals a little more each time you return to it. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best novels, like the best works of art, are rarely concerned with keeping up appearances. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6851/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/forever-nude-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann 9780434012435 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6850 Fly Fishermans Catch by Charles Jardine There are fishing books, and then there are books that look as though they should be carried into the wilderness by someone wearing waxed cotton, muttering knowingly about mayflies and refusing to disclose the location of "that little stretch of river." Fly Fisherman’s Catch belongs firmly in the latter category. Even before you open it, the handsome leather case, secure Velcro strap and original outer paper wrap suggest that this is less a book and more an item of equipment—something that feels equally at home in a fishing bag or on the bookshelf of an enthusiast who takes trout very seriously indeed. Published in 1996 by Dorling Kindersley, Charles Jardine’s Fly Fisherman’s Catch is a beautifully designed pocket companion that distils a wealth of practical fly-fishing knowledge into a compact, highly portable format. Jardine, one of Britain’s most respected anglers and writers, guides readers through the essentials of fly selection, casting, reading the water, identifying fish and understanding the subtle relationship between insects, weather and success. It is the sort of book that manages to be genuinely useful whether you’re standing beside a Highland loch or simply daydreaming in an armchair while the rain lashes against the window. As one would expect from Dorling Kindersley, the illustrations and photography are superb. Flies, tackle, fish species and techniques are presented with the crisp clarity that made DK books famous, transforming what could easily have become a dry manual into something that invites endless browsing. It is almost impossible to flick through without convincing yourself that, given the right rod and a moderately cooperative trout, you too might possess hidden angling genius. The format deserves special mention. This is no ordinary paperback destined to curl unhappily after its first encounter with damp grass. Instead, the book comes housed in an attractive leather case complete with its original printed paper wrapper and a practical Velcro fastening, creating a wonderfully tactile little volume that feels built for the outdoors. It is one of those delightfully over-engineered publishing ideas from the 1990s that somehow manages to remain both charming and genuinely practical. There is, naturally, a delicious irony at the heart of fly fishing itself. Enormous effort is devoted to persuading an intelligent fish that a carefully tied collection of feathers, fur and thread is, beyond all reasonable doubt, a perfectly ordinary insect. The trout, meanwhile, often appears to regard the entire performance with quiet amusement before swimming away at precisely the moment you begin feeling confident. Few hobbies require so much patience while simultaneously teaching humility with such relentless efficiency. This copy is in Good condition and retains both its distinctive leather case and the original outer paper cover, making it an especially appealing example. The Velcro strap remains part of its wonderfully practical design, ensuring the contents stay safely protected whether accompanying you to the riverbank or simply residing on a well-stocked bookshelf. Whether you’re an experienced fly fisher, an aspiring angler or simply someone who appreciates beautifully produced books with unusual bindings, Fly Fisherman’s Catch is an absolute delight. It combines practical wisdom, handsome design and the quiet optimism shared by every fly fisher who genuinely believes that the next cast will be the one. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the most interesting books don’t just tell a story; they come dressed for the adventure themselves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6850/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fly-fishermans-catch-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dorling Kindersley 9780751302493 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6849 Down Memory Lane - Reading Between the War by Roger Searing Every town insists it has changed beyond recognition. Then someone produces an old photograph and suddenly half the street begins pointing at buildings that have vanished, shops that became banks, banks that became cafés and the exact spot where they distinctly remember buying sweets for threepence. Down Memory Lane – Reading Between the Wars is precisely that sort of book: a delightful invitation to wander through a familiar town as it once was, preferably at a leisurely pace and with a generous helping of nostalgia. Published in 1985 by Countryside Books, Roger Searing turns his attention to the Berkshire town of Reading during the years between the First and Second World Wars. Drawing upon photographs, local history and contemporary memories, he recreates an era when the town was expanding yet still retained much of its traditional character. Streets bustle with trams, bicycles and Austin Sevens, shop windows advertise goods now largely forgotten, and everyday life unfolds at a pace that seems almost unimaginable in the age of instant notifications and next-day delivery. Rather than concentrating solely on grand civic events, Searing captures the texture of ordinary life. Schools, shops, public houses, markets, workplaces and neighbourhoods all receive affectionate attention, reminding us that history is not merely composed of kings, politicians and famous battles. It is equally built from bus conductors, shopkeepers, factory workers, children playing in the street and countless people who never imagined that one day someone would write a book about the lives they considered perfectly ordinary. The photographs are, naturally, among the book’s greatest pleasures. They preserve moments that slipped past unnoticed at the time: familiar streets before redevelopment, long-forgotten businesses, smiling faces outside workplaces and buildings that quietly disappeared decades ago. Every image becomes a small time machine, inviting readers to linger over details that the original photographer probably regarded as entirely unremarkable. There is, of course, a delicious irony in nostalgia itself. The people pictured here were simply getting on with their daily routines, almost certainly complaining about the weather, the price of things and the younger generation, blissfully unaware that future readers would gaze upon their world with affectionate longing. History has a curious habit of transforming yesterday’s everyday inconveniences into today’s treasured memories. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and thoroughly enjoyable to browse. It is an excellent addition for collectors of local history, anyone with connections to Reading, or readers who simply enjoy discovering how British towns evolved during the twentieth century. Like all good local histories, it rewards both careful reading and idle browsing, with every page offering another glimpse into a world that feels both distant and strangely familiar. Whether you remember Reading as it once was, have family roots in the area or simply enjoy books that celebrate the overlooked stories of ordinary places, Down Memory Lane – Reading Between the Wars offers a warm and engaging portrait of a community quietly going about its business before history accelerated once again. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because yesterday’s ordinary Tuesday has an uncanny habit of becoming tomorrow’s priceless piece of local history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6849/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/down-memory-lane-jul-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Countryside Books 9780905392561 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6848 The Borderlands of Glasgow by TCF Brotchie There was a time when tram companies did not merely transport you from one end of the city to the other—they actively encouraged you to escape it altogether. Why spend another Sunday indoors when, for the modest price of a tram fare, you could be whisked away to rivers, woodlands, country lanes and picturesque villages beyond the smoky skyline of industrial Glasgow? The Borderlands of Glasgow is both a travel guide and a wonderfully optimistic advertisement for the simple pleasure of going somewhere because it looked rather nice. Published in 1927 by the Tramway Department of the Corporation of Glasgow, and written by T. C. F. Brotchie, this charming little guide celebrates the countryside lying within easy reach of the city’s municipal tram network. Long before sat-navs, motorway service stations and arguments about whose phone had the better signal, Glaswegians were encouraged to climb aboard a tram and discover the surrounding landscapes, historic sites and peaceful retreats waiting just beyond the urban bustle. The guide is packed with descriptions of scenic excursions, local history and practical advice for travellers eager to make the most of a day out. Villages, castles, rivers, parks and country walks all feature, presented with the infectious enthusiasm of an era that genuinely believed fresh air was capable of curing almost everything. Judging by the cheerful tone throughout, one suspects the only recognised side effect of a tram excursion was a healthy appetite upon returning home. One of the true delights of this copy is the inclusion of the original fold-out map. There is something immensely satisfying about unfolding a large printed map from nearly a century ago, tracing tram routes with a finger and imagining journeys made when public transport came with polished brass fittings rather than apologetic announcements about signal failures. It transforms the book from a simple guide into a delightful historical artefact, preserving not only places but the very means by which people explored them. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the whole concept. Modern travel literature frequently encourages us to fly halfway around the world in search of authentic experiences, while this modest little booklet quietly insists that genuine adventure can be found just a tram ride away. It turns out that "staycations" were being enthusiastically promoted long before anyone thought to give them a fashionable name. The guide also captures a fascinating snapshot of Glasgow between the wars. The city remained one of Britain’s great industrial powerhouses, yet its civic leaders clearly recognised the value of recreation, green spaces and accessible transport. Reading it today offers not only practical nostalgia but a glimpse into how urban life was marketed during an age when municipal pride extended to producing beautifully illustrated guidebooks rather than merely repainting bus shelters. This copy is in Fair condition, entirely appropriate for a booklet that has survived approaching a century. It shows honest signs of age and use, adding to its considerable charm, while the inclusion of the fold-out map makes it especially desirable for collectors of Glasgow history, transport ephemera or vintage travel guides. Books like this were intended to be carried, consulted and folded into coat pockets—not sealed away in archival boxes. Whether you’re fascinated by Glasgow’s transport history, enjoy vintage guidebooks or simply appreciate the lost art of wandering without a smartphone calculating every step, The Borderlands of Glasgow remains a wonderfully evocative companion. It reminds us that exploration does not necessarily require exotic destinations—sometimes it begins with a tram ticket, a paper map and a free afternoon. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because yesterday’s timetable has a habit of becoming today’s social history, and old guidebooks often take us much further than they ever originally intended. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6848/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-borderlands-of-glasgow-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Tramway Department Corporation of Glasgow no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6847 Egon Schiele - Eros and Passion by Klaus Albrecht Schroder Some artists paint pleasant landscapes that look reassuringly at home above the fireplace. Egon Schiele looked at the human condition, stripped away every layer of polite convention, and sketched what remained with unsettling honesty. The result is art that has fascinated, disturbed and divided audiences for more than a century. If Gustav Klimt was Vienna dressed for the opera, Schiele was Vienna after midnight, asking awkward questions that nobody else wished to answer. Published in 2006 by Prestel, Egon Schiele – Eros and Passion, edited by Klaus Albrecht Schröder, is a sumptuous exploration of one of the twentieth century’s most distinctive and provocative artists. Richly illustrated throughout, the volume examines Schiele’s extraordinary drawings and paintings, placing them within the cultural ferment of fin-de-siècle Vienna while exploring the themes of desire, identity, mortality and psychological intensity that defined his remarkably brief career. Schiele’s work remains instantly recognisable. Angular figures twist into improbable poses, expressive hands seem almost to speak, and faces reveal every insecurity, longing and fleeting emotion. His lines possess an extraordinary confidence, suggesting movement and vulnerability with an economy that many artists spend a lifetime attempting to achieve. Even those encountering his work for the first time rarely mistake it for anyone else’s. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the title. "Eros and Passion" may sound like the promise of a leisurely stroll through romantic art, but Schiele had little interest in idealised beauty. His portraits and self-portraits are often uncompromising, confronting viewers with raw humanity rather than polished perfection. Beauty, in Schiele’s world, is rarely comfortable—and that is precisely the point. The accompanying essays provide thoughtful context without overwhelming the artwork itself. They explore Schiele’s relationship with the Viennese Secession, his connection with Gustav Klimt, the controversies that surrounded his work during his lifetime and the enduring influence he has exerted on generations of artists. His career lasted barely a decade before the influenza pandemic of 1918 claimed his life at the age of just twenty-eight, yet his artistic legacy proved astonishingly durable. Reading this book also serves as a reminder that every generation tends to inherit yesterday’s scandals as today’s masterpieces. Works that once shocked polite society now hang proudly in major galleries, studied by scholars and admired by millions. Art history has an almost mischievous habit of promoting yesterday’s outrage into tomorrow’s cultural treasure, usually while smiling quietly to itself. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and richly rewarding to browse. Whether admired for its superb reproductions, thoughtful scholarship or as an introduction to one of modern art’s most compelling figures, it makes an excellent addition to the library of anyone interested in Austrian art, Expressionism or the endlessly fascinating relationship between creativity and controversy. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the greatest artists rarely set out to make people comfortable, and the most memorable art books have a habit of staring back at you long after you’ve closed the cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6847/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/egon-schiele-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prestel 9783791336008 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6845 Real Tenko - Extraordinary True Stories of Women Prisoners of the Japanese by Mark Felton There are some books that quietly rearrange your understanding of history. Real Tenko is one of them. For many readers, the word "Tenko" may evoke memories of the acclaimed television drama that brought the experiences of women interned during the Second World War into the public consciousness. Mark Felton’s book reminds us that the reality behind those stories was often even more extraordinary, more harrowing and more inspiring than fiction could comfortably portray. Published in 2014 by Pen and Sword, Real Tenko – Extraordinary True Stories of Women Prisoners of the Japanese draws together the remarkable experiences of women captured during the Japanese advance across Southeast Asia and the Pacific. Historian Mark Felton examines the lives of civilians, nurses, missionaries and military personnel who found themselves imprisoned under extraordinarily harsh conditions, enduring years of deprivation, disease, forced labour and uncertainty while displaying astonishing courage and resilience. Rather than presenting a single narrative, Felton introduces readers to a series of individual stories, each illustrating a different aspect of survival under captivity. The women came from varied backgrounds and circumstances, yet were united by an ability to endure unimaginable hardship with remarkable determination. Through diaries, memoirs and historical records, the book restores personalities to events that are too often reduced to dates and statistics. There is an unavoidable irony running through these accounts. War has traditionally celebrated generals, battles and military strategy, yet many of its most extraordinary acts of endurance took place far from the battlefield. These women possessed no armies, commanded no divisions and won no famous victories, yet their resilience in the face of starvation, illness and brutality remains every bit as remarkable as many better-known military exploits. History, it seems, has occasionally been guilty of applauding the loudest stories while overlooking some of the bravest. Felton writes with his customary clarity, balancing historical context with deeply personal accounts. He avoids sensationalism, allowing the testimonies and documented experiences to speak for themselves. The result is a work that is informative without becoming detached, respectful without becoming sentimental, and compelling throughout. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and perfectly readable. It is an excellent addition for readers interested in the Second World War, women’s history, military history or the human stories that often sit quietly behind the larger events recorded in history books. While the subject matter is undoubtedly difficult, the courage displayed throughout these pages is equally inspiring. Whether you first encountered these events through documentaries, historical research or the famous television series, Real Tenko offers a valuable reminder that the real lives behind the headlines were infinitely more complex than any dramatisation could fully capture. It is a tribute not simply to survival, but to dignity, friendship and the extraordinary strength ordinary people can discover under the most extraordinary circumstances. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the most important history books are often those that shine a light on the people history nearly forgot, ensuring their stories continue to be read, remembered and respected. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6845/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-real-tenko-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pen and Sword 9781848845503 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6844 The Penang File by Richard MacAndrew Language-learning books usually promise that, after a modest amount of effort, you’ll soon be confidently ordering coffee, asking for directions and introducing yourself to complete strangers. The Penang File has rather grander ambitions. It assumes that, while you’re learning English, you might also enjoy becoming entangled in a mystery involving suspicious characters, hidden secrets and enough intrigue to keep your vocabulary considerably more entertained than yet another conversation about buying train tickets. Published in 2006 by Cambridge University Press, The Penang File by Richard MacAndrew forms part of the acclaimed Cambridge English Readers series. Written specifically for learners of English, it combines carefully graded language with a genuinely engaging detective story set against the vibrant backdrop of Penang, Malaysia. Rather than treating learners like reluctant schoolchildren, MacAndrew delivers a fast-paced thriller that quietly improves your English while you’re busy trying to work out what on earth is going on. The setting is one of the book’s greatest pleasures. Penang’s bustling streets, historic buildings, colourful markets and multicultural atmosphere provide an evocative backdrop for the unfolding mystery. Along the way, readers absorb not only useful English but also glimpses of Malaysian culture and daily life, making the book feel rather more like a holiday than a language exercise. It’s a neat trick, really: you’re learning grammar while your brain is convinced it’s reading a crime novel. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the whole enterprise. Many language textbooks spend entire chapters teaching readers how to ask where the nearest post office is or how to order a sandwich without causing an international incident. The Penang File instead hands you a mystery and quietly lets the language lessons sneak in through the back door. Before you realise it, you’ve acquired new vocabulary entirely by accident, which is generally how the best learning tends to happen. This copy is in Good condition and, as noted, does not include the original audio CD. Fortunately, the story itself remains entirely intact, and unless you were particularly hoping to hear fictional characters pronounce every line aloud, the absence of the disc does little to diminish the enjoyment of the book. Many readers, after all, still manage to imagine voices quite successfully without technological assistance—a remarkable Victorian innovation that stubbornly refuses to become obsolete. Whether you’re studying English as a second language, teaching it to others or simply collecting Cambridge readers, The Penang File remains an excellent example of how educational publishing can also be genuinely entertaining. It respects the intelligence of its audience, offering a proper story instead of disguising grammar exercises behind painfully cheerful dialogues about visiting the supermarket. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best way to learn a language is to forget you’re studying it, and the best books are often the ones that teach you something while pretending not to. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6844/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penang-file-jul-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521683326 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6843 Original Drawings by Ronald Searle from Gilbert and Sullivan by John Gorham Few illustrators possess a line quite like Ronald Searle’s. With a handful of seemingly effortless pen strokes he could conjure elegance, absurdity, menace and comedy all at once, often leaving the viewer wondering how so much character had managed to squeeze itself onto a single sheet of paper. Pair that extraordinary talent with the gloriously eccentric world of Gilbert and Sullivan, and the result is something rather special indeed. Published in 1975 by Entercom Productions Limited, Original Drawings by Ronald Searle from Gilbert and Sullivan, with text by John Gorham, is a celebration of Searle’s illustrations inspired by the immortal comic operas of W. S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan. Rather than merely decorating familiar scenes, Searle reinterprets them through his own unmistakable artistic vision, breathing fresh life into characters who have delighted audiences for generations with their wit, satire and delightfully improbable adventures. The drawings are, quite simply, a joy. Searle had an uncanny ability to exaggerate without distorting, capturing the vanity of a pompous official, the bewilderment of an unfortunate sailor or the theatrical flourish of an operatic heroine with astonishing economy. His figures seem perpetually on the verge of springing into motion, their expressions conveying entire conversations before a single lyric has been sung. There is a wonderfully appropriate meeting of minds here. Gilbert delighted in exposing the absurdities of bureaucracy, social conventions and human vanity through razor-sharp librettos, while Searle spent much of his career doing exactly the same thing with pen and ink. One cannot help feeling they would have enjoyed each other’s company immensely, although any dinner conversation between them might have left the guests feeling gently but expertly caricatured. Naturally, there is a delicious irony in illustrating operas famous for music with pictures that almost seem capable of singing by themselves. Even without hearing a single note from Sullivan’s score, Searle’s artwork somehow captures the rhythm, theatricality and comic timing of the performances. It is visual music of the most mischievous kind. John Gorham provides valuable context, helping to illuminate both the productions and Searle’s contribution without ever overshadowing the artwork itself. The result is a handsome volume that works equally well as an art book, a theatrical keepsake and a celebration of one of Britain’s finest illustrators at the height of his powers. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and thoroughly enjoyable to browse. Whether displayed proudly on a coffee table or carefully explored page by page, it offers endless opportunities to admire Searle’s extraordinary draftsmanship and wicked sense of humour. Ideal for admirers of Ronald Searle, devotees of Gilbert and Sullivan, collectors of illustration or anyone who appreciates the happy collision of fine art and comic genius, this is a book that rewards repeated visits. Every glance reveals another wonderfully exaggerated eyebrow, impossible posture or exquisitely observed expression that somehow escaped notice the first time around. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the finest performances happen long after the curtain has fallen, quietly preserved in ink between two well-thumbed covers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6843/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gilbert-and-sullivan-jul-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Entercom Productions Limited 9780904574036 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6842 George Wyllie - Sculpture Jubilee 1966-1991 by George Wyllie There are artists who paint pleasant landscapes, artists who sculpt respectable statues, and then there was George Wyllie, who somehow looked at the world and concluded that giant paper boats, enormous straw locomotives and thought-provoking public sculptures were entirely sensible ideas. The remarkable thing is that, after spending a little time with his work, you begin to suspect he might have been right. Published in 1991 by the Third Eye Centre, George Wyllie – Sculpture Jubilee 1966–1991 celebrates twenty-five years of one of Scotland’s most original and delightfully unconventional artists. Rather than presenting sculpture as something confined to galleries and marble plinths, Wyllie transformed everyday materials, industrial imagery and playful ideas into works that invited the public not merely to observe but to think, question and occasionally smile in mild bewilderment. The book charts a quarter-century of artistic exploration, documenting projects that challenged conventional ideas about art while remaining deeply rooted in Scotland’s industrial heritage and cultural identity. Wyllie drew inspiration from shipbuilding, engineering, literature, history and ordinary working life, often producing sculptures that appeared deceptively simple until one realised they were asking rather profound questions about society, technology and human progress. There is a wonderfully mischievous quality running throughout his work. Wyllie seemed to possess an uncanny ability to ask serious philosophical questions without ever becoming pompous. One moment you are admiring an enormous paper boat floating on the River Clyde; the next you find yourself reflecting upon ambition, industry, memory and the changing identity of a nation. It is rather unfair, really, for someone to make conceptual art look this approachable. Naturally, there is an irresistible irony in preserving temporary, experimental and often deliberately fragile artworks inside a beautifully produced book. Many of Wyllie’s creations were designed to exist only for a moment before disappearing, yet here they are, carefully documented decades later. The sculptures may have come and gone, but the ideas continue to wander cheerfully from page to page, refusing to stay confined by either time or materials. The illustrations are an important part of the experience, capturing works that many readers will never have had the opportunity to see in person. Together with commentary and reflections on Wyllie’s career, they create a fascinating record of an artist who consistently refused to separate imagination from everyday life. His work reminds us that sculpture need not always be carved from stone; sometimes the most enduring creations are fashioned from curiosity and a willingness to ask "What if?" This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and thoroughly enjoyable to browse. It makes an excellent addition for collectors of modern art, Scottish cultural history, public sculpture or anyone who appreciates artists prepared to ignore the rulebook in favour of something considerably more interesting. Whether you already know George Wyllie’s extraordinary work or are discovering him for the first time, Sculpture Jubilee 1966–1991 offers an engaging introduction to a man whose creativity seemed limited only by the size of the available materials and the patience of those tasked with transporting them. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best art books don’t simply catalogue objects; they quietly persuade you that a giant paper boat is one of civilisation’s finer achievements. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6842/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/george-wyllie-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Third Eye Centre 9781873331071 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6841 Healthy Indian Cooking for Diabetes by Azmina Govindji and Sanjeev Kapoor There is an unfortunate myth that healthy eating and enjoyable eating are sworn enemies. According to this theory, the moment a recipe acquires any nutritional merit it must immediately surrender all flavour, excitement and joy, preferably while replacing every interesting ingredient with steamed sadness. Fortunately, Indian cuisine has never shown much interest in such pessimism, and Healthy Indian Cooking for Diabetes sets about proving that wholesome food can still be gloriously satisfying. Published in 2008 by Popular Prakashan, this thoughtful collaboration between dietitian Azmina Govindji and renowned chef Sanjeev Kapoor brings together nutritional science and culinary expertise in a way that feels refreshingly practical. Their aim is not to reinvent Indian cooking beyond recognition, but to adapt familiar dishes so that people living with diabetes can continue to enjoy the rich flavours of the cuisine while making informed dietary choices. The recipes cover an impressive range of meals, from breakfasts and light lunches to hearty curries, vegetable dishes, breads, snacks and desserts. Throughout, the emphasis is on balance rather than deprivation. Ingredients are selected with care, cooking methods are adapted where appropriate, and the nutritional guidance sits comfortably alongside recipes that still look like meals you’d actually want to eat. It is a cookbook written for kitchens, not laboratories. There is a rather pleasing irony at work here. Indian food is often unfairly stereotyped as being uniformly rich and indulgent, yet traditional Indian cuisine has always made extraordinary use of pulses, legumes, vegetables, spices and whole grains—ingredients that nutritionists enthusiastically recommend today. In many respects, the healthiest ideas were already sitting quietly in the spice cupboard while the rest of us were busy inventing complicated diet plans with catchy names. The partnership between the authors works beautifully. Azmina Govindji contributes the nutritional knowledge needed to help readers understand diabetes and healthy eating, while Sanjeev Kapoor brings decades of culinary experience and an instinctive feel for flavour. The result is a cookbook that educates without preaching and encourages without making every meal feel like a homework assignment. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and perfectly suited to many more years of kitchen service. It is the sort of cookbook that belongs beside the hob rather than displayed untouched on a coffee table. After all, a recipe book earns its keep through the occasional splash of sauce and floury fingerprint, not by maintaining museum-quality perfection. Whether you’re managing diabetes yourself, cooking for a family member or simply looking for healthier ways to enjoy authentic Indian cuisine, this book offers plenty of inspiration. It demonstrates that good nutrition is not about abandoning favourite foods, but about understanding how to prepare them thoughtfully without sacrificing the flavours that made you love them in the first place. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best cookbooks aren’t the ones that promise miracles; they’re the ones that quietly help you cook another excellent meal tomorrow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6841/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/healthy-indian-cooking-for-diabetes-jul-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Popular Prakashan 9788179913574 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6840 An Amish Portrait - Song of a People by Merle Good There are very few communities that have managed the extraordinary feat of becoming instantly recognisable while remaining widely misunderstood. The Amish have spent centuries quietly getting on with life, largely uninterested in explaining themselves to the outside world, while the outside world has remained endlessly fascinated by them anyway. An Amish Portrait – Song of a People attempts to bridge that gap with warmth, respect and an admirable absence of sensationalism. Published in 1993 by Good Books, Merle Good presents a thoughtful and richly illustrated portrait of Amish life, exploring the traditions, beliefs and everyday experiences of a community whose values often stand in striking contrast to the modern world. Rather than treating the Amish as a curiosity, Good invites readers to understand the principles that shape their lives: faith, family, humility, hard work and a profound sense of community. The result is less an anthropological study than a quiet conversation with a way of life that has endured remarkably unchanged despite the relentless pace of technological and social change. The photographs are among the book’s greatest strengths. They capture farms, families, landscapes and moments of everyday life with an authenticity that avoids the temptation to romanticise. There are horse-drawn buggies, hand-built barns, traditional clothing and beautifully kept countryside, but there is also an unmistakable sense that these are not museum exhibits frozen in time—they are simply people living according to deeply held convictions. There is, naturally, a gentle irony running through the whole subject. In an age where many of us require increasingly sophisticated devices to organise our increasingly complicated lives, the Amish have quietly demonstrated that happiness may not be directly proportional to the number of charging cables one owns. While the rest of society debates the latest software update, they have somehow continued to function remarkably well without ever needing to restart the router. That, however, is not to suggest that Amish life is easy or simplistic. Good carefully illustrates the discipline, commitment and shared responsibility required to sustain such communities. The simplicity is deliberate rather than accidental, chosen rather than imposed, and supported by traditions that have evolved over generations. It is a fascinating reminder that there is often more than one way to define progress. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and perfectly readable. It is an ideal addition for anyone interested in social history, religious communities, photography or simply discovering a different perspective on contemporary life. The photographs alone make it a rewarding volume to browse, while the accompanying text provides valuable insight into the people behind the images. Whether you approach it out of historical curiosity, an interest in rural traditions or simply because you’ve wondered what life might look like with considerably fewer passwords to remember, An Amish Portrait – Song of a People offers an engaging and respectful glimpse into a remarkable community whose quiet influence has reached far beyond the farms of Pennsylvania and the American Midwest. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the most remarkable stories belong to the people who have spent centuries trying not to attract too much attention. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6840/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-amish-portrait-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Good Books 9781561480951 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6839 Cagney by John McCage Some actors become famous. A select few become adjectives. James Cagney belonged firmly to the second category. Mention his name and people immediately picture sharp suits, sharper dialogue, machine-gun delivery and enough cinematic swagger to power half of Hollywood’s Golden Age. The curious irony, of course, is that the man behind the screen persona was by most accounts thoughtful, intelligent and rather more reserved than the combustible characters that made him immortal. Published in 1998 by Aurum, John McCabe’s Cagney is an affectionate and meticulously researched biography of one of American cinema’s most enduring stars. McCabe traces Cagney’s remarkable journey from his modest New York upbringing through vaudeville, Broadway and eventually to Hollywood, where he became one of Warner Bros.’ defining leading men. Along the way he examines the films, collaborations and personal convictions that shaped a career spanning more than half a century. Naturally, the gangsters are here. No biography of Cagney could possibly avoid The Public Enemy, Angels with Dirty Faces or White Heat, performances so influential that generations of actors have spent decades borrowing little pieces of them ever since. Yet the great pleasure of this biography is that it refuses to leave Cagney trapped inside a fedora with a revolver. McCabe reminds us that he was equally adept at comedy, musicals, drama and dance—a performer of astonishing versatility who could tap dance with the same effortless confidence that he later brought to a cinematic shoot-out. There is a delicious irony in Cagney’s career. Hollywood repeatedly cast him as volatile criminals, hardened gangsters and men with explosive tempers, while the real James Cagney reportedly preferred farming, gardening and a comparatively quiet private life whenever the cameras stopped rolling. It is rather reassuring to learn that one of cinema’s greatest tough guys was perfectly capable of exchanging a Tommy gun for a pair of gardening gloves without suffering any obvious damage to his reputation. McCabe also captures the broader story of Hollywood’s golden years, when the studio system ruled with near-monarchical authority, contracts were ironclad, stars were carefully manufactured and black-and-white films somehow managed to produce characters more colourful than many modern blockbusters with budgets the size of small nations. Cagney navigated that world with remarkable independence, standing up to studios when necessary while consistently producing performances that have scarcely aged at all. This copy is in Very Good condition, making it an excellent addition to the shelves of film enthusiasts, biography collectors or anyone fascinated by the extraordinary personalities who shaped twentieth-century cinema. It remains clean, attractive and thoroughly readable—ready to accompany another reader into Hollywood’s most glamorous and gloriously complicated era. Whether you know James Cagney only from his iconic gangster roles or appreciate the astonishing breadth of his work across comedy, musicals and drama, Cagney offers an engaging portrait of a performer whose talent consistently outshone the stereotypes that surrounded him. Behind the famous grin, rapid-fire dialogue and unforgettable screen presence was an artist of remarkable discipline and intelligence. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best Hollywood stories aren’t always found on the screen, and the books about the legends often deserve a standing ovation of their own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6839/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cagney-jul-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aurum 9781854105455 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6838 Cobbett in Ireland - A Warning to England by Denis Knight Some political books argue politely. Others raise their voices. William Cobbett generally preferred to stride into the room wearing muddy boots, point vigorously at everything he considered wrong with the nation, and then leave everyone else to recover. Cobbett in Ireland – A Warning to England revisits one of his most revealing journeys, reminding us that two centuries may have passed, but political arguments have an uncanny habit of refusing to retire gracefully. Published in 1984 by Lawrence and Wishart, Denis Knight explores William Cobbett’s observations during his travels through Ireland and examines the lessons the great radical believed England ignored at its peril. Cobbett, one of Britain’s most celebrated political writers and social critics, travelled widely during the early nineteenth century, recording with characteristic frankness the poverty, inequality and political conditions he encountered. Knight places these travels within their wider historical context, showing how Cobbett’s experiences shaped his warnings about government, land ownership, social justice and the treatment of ordinary people. The result is far more than a straightforward biography or travel narrative. It becomes an exploration of one of Britain’s most remarkable public commentators—a man who possessed the rare ability to offend almost everybody while simultaneously persuading many that he had a point. Cobbett wrote with enormous energy, little patience for fashionable opinion and an almost superhuman capacity for identifying hypocrisy wherever it happened to be hiding. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in reading political warnings that are over two hundred years old. One quickly discovers that complaints about inequality, detached politicians, economic hardship, poor governance and public dissatisfaction are by no means modern inventions. History has an awkward tendency to recycle its favourite arguments, occasionally updating the vocabulary while leaving the underlying disagreements reassuringly intact. The more things change, the more books like this quietly smirk from the shelf. Knight also succeeds in reminding readers that Ireland was never merely a footnote in Cobbett’s thinking. It represented, in his view, a mirror in which England might glimpse uncomfortable truths about itself. Whether readers ultimately agree with Cobbett’s conclusions or not, there is no denying the force of his observations or the passion with which he advanced them. They remain an illuminating window into both nineteenth-century politics and the enduring relationship between Britain and Ireland. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and perfectly readable. It is an excellent choice for readers interested in British and Irish history, political thought, radical journalism or the wonderfully untidy business of public debate. Like many specialist historical works, it rewards curiosity far more than prior knowledge. Whether you come to the book as an admirer of William Cobbett, a student of Anglo-Irish relations or simply someone fascinated by discovering how yesterday’s controversies echo into today, Cobbett in Ireland – A Warning to England offers thoughtful analysis wrapped around one of Britain’s most uncompromising political voices. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because every generation believes it has invented political disagreement, and every old history book quietly clears its throat before proving otherwise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6838/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cobbett-in-ireland-jul-2026.jpg 24.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lawrence and Wishart 9780853155966 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6837 Memoirs of Duc de Saint-Simon by Lucy Norton There are memoirs, and then there are memoirs written by someone who spent years observing the court of Louis XIV with the enthusiasm of a man who never knowingly missed a scandal. The Duc de Saint-Simon did not simply witness history—he watched it unfold from remarkably close quarters, took careful notes and then, with admirable determination, recorded almost everything that everyone else might have preferred had remained politely forgotten. This 2007 edition, translated and edited by Lucy Norton and published by 1500 Books, brings together selections from one of the greatest memoirs ever written. Saint-Simon’s vast chronicle of life at the French court is celebrated not merely as a historical record but as a masterpiece of observation. Courtiers rise and fall, royal favourites appear and disappear, political intrigue flourishes, reputations are built and dismantled, and throughout it all Saint-Simon watches with an eye so sharp it could probably have been classified as a diplomatic weapon. What makes these memoirs endlessly entertaining is that they feel astonishingly modern. Beneath the powdered wigs, elaborate etiquette and glittering palaces lies a society populated by exactly the same sorts of people we encounter today: the ambitious, the vain, the brilliant, the foolish, the flatterers, the schemers and those who somehow manage to be all six before breakfast. Versailles may have had considerably more chandeliers than the average office, but human nature appears to have undergone remarkably few upgrades since the seventeenth century. There is, naturally, a delicious irony running through the entire work. The French court was meticulously choreographed to project absolute magnificence and impeccable dignity. Saint-Simon calmly wandered behind the curtain and documented the gossip, rivalries, bruised egos and political manoeuvring that kept the whole glittering machine in motion. It turns out that even under the Sun King, people still worried about status, whispered behind one another’s backs and occasionally behaved in ways that would make modern tabloids positively grateful. Lucy Norton’s translation captures the vitality and wit of Saint-Simon’s writing, making these remarkable memoirs accessible without sacrificing their rich historical atmosphere. The result is a book that works equally well as history, biography, political commentary and, unexpectedly often, comedy. Few historians have managed to make aristocratic protocol quite so entertaining. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and perfectly readable. It is an excellent addition for anyone interested in French history, the reign of Louis XIV, royal courts, biography or simply the timeless spectacle of powerful people behaving in gloriously recognisable ways. Whether you approach it as an invaluable historical source or as the literary equivalent of being handed unrestricted access to the most exclusive drawing rooms in Europe—with absolutely no expectation of discretion—Memoirs of Duc de Saint-Simon richly rewards the curious reader. After all, history may be written by the victors, but it is often made considerably more entertaining by the observers who refused to keep quiet. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best memoirs don’t merely preserve history; they quietly remind us that people have been wonderfully complicated for a very long time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6837/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/memoirs-of-duc-de-saint-simon-jul-2026.jpg 4.25 GBP in_stock used Media > Books 1500 Books 9781933698168 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6836 The Best of Britain - Northern Ireland by Mal Rogers Some places seem determined to defy easy description. Northern Ireland is one of them. Attempt to summarise it in a sentence and you’ll almost certainly leave something important out. It is a land of dramatic coastlines, ancient castles, lively cities, quiet villages, world-class scenery, rich industrial heritage, legendary hospitality and enough stories to occupy several lifetimes. It has inspired poets, filmmakers, engineers, golfers, musicians and travellers in equal measure—and it rarely leaves visitors entirely unchanged. Published in 2009 by Crimson Publishing, The Best of Britain – Northern Ireland sees Mal Rogers explore this fascinating corner of the United Kingdom, highlighting the places, landscapes and experiences that make it such a rewarding destination. From the bustling streets of Belfast and the historic city of Londonderry/Derry to the rugged Antrim Coast, the Mourne Mountains and countless picturesque towns in between, the book offers an engaging introduction to a region whose appeal extends far beyond the familiar postcard views. Rather than racing breathlessly from one attraction to the next, Rogers encourages readers to appreciate the remarkable variety packed into such a relatively compact area. There are stately homes and prehistoric monuments, bustling harbours and peaceful glens, whisky distilleries and windswept cliffs, all sitting comfortably alongside a rich cultural tradition that continues to evolve. It is the sort of guide that reminds you travel is often about discovering places you hadn’t originally planned to visit. Reading the book today brings an added layer of enjoyment. Travel guides have an odd habit of becoming historical documents without anyone noticing. Hotels change names, restaurants come and go, new visitor attractions appear and road layouts somehow become more complicated than they seemed at the time. Yet the landscapes remain gloriously indifferent to all of this, and Northern Ireland’s natural beauty has an admirable tendency to ignore publishing dates altogether. There is also a pleasing irony in the title. Declaring somewhere to be "the best" is always a wonderfully optimistic undertaking, especially in Britain, where every county, village and seaside town quietly believes the honour belongs to them instead. Fortunately, Northern Ireland requires very little exaggeration. Between the spectacular coastline, centuries of history and famously warm welcome, it makes a persuasive case for itself without raising its voice. This copy is in Good condition and comes as an ex-library book. That means it has already enjoyed a productive career introducing readers to Northern Ireland before eventually finding its way to Crappy Old Books. Expect the usual library stamps, labels or other institutional markings—evidence not of neglect, but of a book that has been doing precisely what books are supposed to do: travelling from reader to reader, quietly broadening horizons one loan at a time. Whether you’re planning a future visit, reminiscing about past adventures or simply enjoy browsing travel books from a slightly earlier era, The Best of Britain – Northern Ireland remains an engaging companion. It captures the excitement of exploration while reminding us that the finest discoveries are often found just beyond the places everyone else has already photographed. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because yesterday’s guidebooks often become tomorrow’s nostalgia, and the best journeys usually begin with a well-thumbed book rather than a fully charged phone. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6836/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-of-briatin-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crimson Publishing 9781854584656 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6835 The Comfort Women - Sex Slaves of the Japanese Imperial Forces by George Hicks Not every book exists to entertain. Some exist because certain stories are too important, too uncomfortable and too often ignored to be left untold. The Comfort Women – Sex Slaves of the Japanese Imperial Forces is very much one of those books. It tackles a subject that for decades remained buried beneath silence, denial and political controversy, giving voice to women whose experiences deserve to be remembered rather than forgotten. Published in 1995 by Souvenir Press, George Hicks presents one of the earliest comprehensive English-language studies of the so-called "comfort women" system established by the Japanese Imperial military before and during the Second World War. Drawing upon survivor testimonies, official records and historical research, Hicks examines how tens of thousands of women and girls from Korea, China, the Philippines, Indonesia and other occupied territories were coerced, deceived or forced into military brothels. He also explores the long struggle for recognition, accountability and justice that continued long after the war had ended. The strength of the book lies in its determination to place the survivors themselves at the centre of the story. Rather than reducing them to statistics or footnotes, Hicks allows their testimonies to illustrate the human cost behind political decisions and military policies. The result is often harrowing, but it is also an important reminder that history is ultimately experienced by individuals, not by abstract dates and treaties. There is an unavoidable irony here. Governments and armies frequently generate mountains of paperwork in the course of war, yet some of the most significant human experiences are the very ones least likely to appear in official records. For years, the absence of documentation was too often mistaken for the absence of truth. Books such as this help restore voices that bureaucracy, politics and time attempted to obscure. Reading it today also highlights how historical understanding evolves. Since this volume was first published, additional archives have emerged, further research has been undertaken and public awareness has grown considerably. Yet Hicks’ work remains an influential contribution to the discussion, capturing a period when survivor testimony was finally beginning to receive the international attention it deserved. This copy is in Good condition and comes as an ex-library book, complete with its protective plastic jacket. It may carry the usual library stamps, labels or shelving marks, but these are simply signs of a previous working life. In fact, there is something quietly fitting about an important work of history having spent years on library shelves, where it could educate countless readers rather than sitting untouched in private seclusion. This is not light reading, nor is it intended to be. It is, however, an essential addition for anyone interested in twentieth-century history, human rights, military history or the ways in which difficult chapters of the past are researched, documented and remembered. Some books challenge what we know; others challenge what we have chosen not to know. This manages to do both. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the most valuable books are not always the easiest to read, but they are often the ones that deserve to be read the most. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6835/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-comfort-women-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Souvenir Press 9780285632592 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6834 To the Kwai and Back - War Drawings 1939-1945 by Ronald Searle Most people know Ronald Searle as the mischievous genius behind St Trinian’s, a cartoonist whose razor-sharp pen skewered authority, human folly and almost anything else that wandered into view. It comes as something of a jolt, then, to discover that before the satire, before the schoolgirls with alarming weaponry and before becoming one of Britain’s greatest illustrators, Searle endured one of the darkest experiences imaginable as a prisoner of war on the Burma–Thailand Railway. The result is this extraordinary book, where humour gives way to humanity without ever losing the remarkable observational skill that defined his career. Published in 1986 by Atlantic Monthly Press, To the Kwai and Back – War Drawings 1939–1945 is both a memoir and a collection of haunting sketches made during and after Searle’s wartime imprisonment. Captured by the Japanese after the fall of Singapore in 1942, Searle survived years of brutal captivity, forced labour and disease. Against all odds, he secretly recorded what he witnessed, often hiding his drawings at enormous personal risk. Those fragile sketches would later become some of the most powerful visual records of life on the infamous Burma–Thailand Railway. The illustrations are remarkable not because they seek to dramatise suffering, but because they refuse to exaggerate it. Searle simply drew what he saw: exhausted men, impossible working conditions, makeshift hospitals, moments of quiet resilience and the relentless struggle to survive another day. There is no theatrical flourish, no sentimental manipulation and no attempt to soften the reality. The drawings possess an honesty that only firsthand experience can produce. What makes the book even more extraordinary is the irony of its creator. Here was a man who would later become internationally celebrated for making people laugh, yet whose artistic voice had been forged under circumstances almost impossible to comprehend. Perhaps that explains why his later humour carried such depth. Having witnessed humanity at its absolute worst, he understood better than most just how precious absurdity, kindness and laughter could be. The accompanying text provides valuable context, recounting Searle’s military service, imprisonment and eventual liberation with the same understated clarity that characterises his artwork. He allows events to speak largely for themselves, trusting the reader to draw their own conclusions rather than insisting upon them. It is a memoir remarkable for its restraint, and all the more powerful because of it. This copy is in Fine condition, a particularly pleasing state for a book that preserves such fragile and significant historical material. It remains an excellent example for collectors of military history, illustration, wartime memoirs or the work of one of Britain’s finest artists. It is as suitable for quiet reflection as it is for careful study. Whether you know Ronald Searle only through his cartoons or have long admired the breadth of his work, To the Kwai and Back reveals another side of an extraordinary life. It is not an easy book, nor should it be, but it is an unforgettable one. Through pencil and ink, Searle preserved moments that countless others were denied the opportunity to record, leaving behind a testament not only to suffering but also to endurance, dignity and the enduring power of art. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the most important books are not the ones that make us comfortable, but the ones that ensure difficult histories are never quietly forgotten. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6834/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-the-kwai-and-back-jul-2026.jpg 32.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Atlantic Monthly Press 9780871130730 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6833 New York by Clive Barnes New York has never been especially interested in modesty. It doesn’t gently introduce itself or apologise for taking up space. Instead, it arrives in a blaze of yellow taxis, skyscrapers, steam rising from manhole covers, impossible ambition and enough noise to make silence seem like an urban myth. Every visitor leaves with a different version of the city, and every guidebook quietly admits that it has only scratched the surface. Published in 1985 by Cadogan Publications, New York sees celebrated critic and journalist Clive Barnes turn his keen eye towards one of the world’s most exhilarating cities. Better known for his writings on theatre and dance, Barnes brings the same wit, perception and enthusiasm to the streets of Manhattan and beyond, creating a guide that is as enjoyable to read as it is useful to follow. Rather than merely listing hotels and landmarks, he captures the spirit of a city that thrives on contradiction—glamorous yet gritty, historic yet relentlessly modern, exhausting yet somehow impossible to resist. Reading the book today is like stepping into a cinematic time capsule. This is the New York of the mid-1980s, before smartphones, ride-sharing apps and cafés where ordering coffee requires a minor linguistic qualification. The skyline is familiar, the neighbourhoods recognisable, yet the details belong unmistakably to another era. Broadway marquees advertise different shows, Fifth Avenue displays different fashions, and Wall Street still conducts its business without half the world checking stock prices every thirty seconds on a mobile phone. There is a delicious irony in old travel guides. They are written to describe the present, yet time quietly transforms them into historical documents of surprising value. Restaurants disappear, buildings are restored, districts are reinvented and entire city blocks acquire new identities. What was once practical advice for travellers becomes a wonderfully nostalgic portrait of everyday life that nobody realised they were preserving. Barnes has an enviable talent for making you want to explore. Whether discussing museums, architecture, parks, theatres or the endlessly fascinating rhythm of city life, he writes with the enthusiasm of someone who genuinely enjoys discovering places rather than simply ticking famous attractions off a list. It is refreshingly free from modern travel clichés. There are no "hidden Instagram gems," no carefully curated influencer hotspots and no solemn insistence that your holiday will remain incomplete unless you sample an artisan doughnut served on reclaimed timber. This copy is in Near Fine condition, making it an exceptionally handsome survivor from 1985. It has clearly been well cared for over the years and remains a delightful addition for collectors of travel literature, lovers of New York, or anyone fascinated by seeing great cities frozen at a particular moment in time before the next wave of change swept through. Whether you have wandered through Central Park, queued outside Broadway theatres, gazed up at the Empire State Building or simply dream of doing so one day, New York offers a charming reminder that while cities evolve, their personalities somehow remain remarkably consistent. The fashions change, the prices certainly change, but the city itself continues to bustle along with exactly the same confidence it always possessed. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because yesterday’s travel guide often becomes tomorrow’s history book, and New York has never really gone out of style. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6833/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-york-jul-2026.jpg 7.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cadogan Publications 9780947754068 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6831 Marilyn Monroe - The FBI Files by Tim Coates Some celebrities leave behind a handful of interviews, a few photographs and a respectable collection of newspaper cuttings. Marilyn Monroe somehow managed to leave behind an entire mythology. Between Hollywood glamour, political gossip, Cold War paranoia, whispered conspiracies and decades of speculation, she has generated enough theories to keep biographers, documentary makers and determined internet sleuths happily occupied for several lifetimes. Add the letters "FBI" to the cover and you can almost hear the filing cabinets creaking open. Published in 2002 by Tim Coates, Marilyn Monroe – The FBI Files reproduces the Bureau’s official files relating to one of the twentieth century’s most enduring cultural icons. Rather than presenting a sensationalised narrative, the book allows readers to examine the documents themselves, revealing how Marilyn Monroe came to attract the attention of the FBI during an era when celebrity, politics and Cold War anxieties often overlapped in unexpected ways. The files touch upon her associations, public profile and the broader climate of suspicion that characterised America during the 1950s and early 1960s. What makes the collection so fascinating is not necessarily what it reveals, but how bureaucracy records extraordinary lives. Even the most glamorous movie star in the world becomes a succession of typed memoranda, reference numbers and administrative observations. Somewhere between the stamped pages and official correspondence sits a curious reminder that governments have an almost limitless ability to make even Hollywood seem wonderfully procedural. Of course, readers hoping to uncover a single, earth-shattering secret that explains every rumour ever whispered about Marilyn are likely to be disappointed. Real archives are rarely so obliging. Instead, they offer something considerably more interesting: fragments of evidence, glimpses into official thinking and a reminder that history is usually assembled from countless ordinary documents rather than dramatic revelations. The gaps between the pages have fuelled as much speculation as the pages themselves. There is a pleasing irony in the whole affair. Marilyn Monroe spent much of her career captivating audiences through carefully crafted public images, while the FBI devoted time to documenting aspects of her life in equally meticulous fashion. Decades later, both have become subjects of fascination, with readers poring over studio publicity photographs on one hand and government paperwork on the other. Fame, it seems, has many filing systems. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and perfectly readable. It makes an excellent addition for collectors of Marilyn Monroe memorabilia, students of Cold War history, enthusiasts of declassified government documents or anyone who enjoys seeing history presented through original source material rather than endless interpretation. Whether you approach it as Hollywood history, political history or simply as an intriguing collection of official records concerning one of the world’s most recognisable figures, Marilyn Monroe – The FBI Files offers a compelling reminder that behind every legend lies a paper trail—and behind every paper trail is someone who had to remember where they put the stapler. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the most revealing stories aren’t hidden in secret vaults at all, but quietly filed away in triplicate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6831/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marilyn-monroes-the-fbi-files-jul-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tim Coates 9781843810117 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6830 Come Dance with Me by Russell Hoban Russell Hoban never seemed particularly interested in writing ordinary novels. While the rest of the literary world was busy colouring neatly inside the lines, Hoban preferred to wander off into strange landscapes where reality, memory, imagination and the occasional talking object all agreed to coexist without feeling the need to explain themselves. Come Dance with Me is no exception. It is the sort of novel that quietly sidesteps convention, smiles politely, and carries on regardless. Published in 2005 by Bloomsbury, the novel follows Christabel Alderton, a woman whose life has become unexpectedly entangled with mystery, coincidence and the unseen connections that seem to lurk beneath everyday existence. As chance encounters accumulate and familiar certainties begin to wobble, Hoban invites the reader into a world where grief, love, loneliness and hope intermingle with a touch of the surreal. Like much of his work, the story resists easy categorisation. It is part literary fiction, part philosophical meditation and part gentle dream, stitched together with Hoban’s unmistakable wit and elegant prose. Reading Hoban can feel rather like listening to someone describe a dream that somehow makes perfect sense while you’re hearing it, only for you to spend the next three days wondering how on earth he managed to get there. His writing has an effortless quality that disguises just how carefully constructed it really is. Beneath the playful surface lies a thoughtful exploration of human relationships, ageing, memory and the curious ways in which people find meaning in lives that rarely follow the tidy scripts they imagine for themselves. There is, naturally, a delicious irony in the title. Dancing usually suggests certainty, rhythm and confidence, whereas many of Hoban’s characters seem to spend much of their time improvising their way through existence, occasionally stepping on life’s toes before discovering that the missteps were part of the choreography all along. If life is a dance, Hoban seems to suggest, then nobody has been given the instruction manual—and perhaps that’s exactly as it should be. This copy is in Fair condition and is an ex-library book. It has clearly spent part of its life doing exactly what books ought to do: circulating among readers rather than languishing untouched on an immaculate shelf. As such, you should expect the usual library stamps, labels or other institutional markings, together with signs of honest use. None of that detracts from the novel itself; if anything, it feels entirely appropriate that a book concerned with lives accumulating stories should have accumulated a few of its own. Whether you’re already a devotee of Russell Hoban’s wonderfully unconventional fiction or you’re curious to discover why he commands such a loyal following, Come Dance with Me offers a rewarding read that lingers in the mind long after the final page. It is thoughtful without being heavy, whimsical without becoming frivolous, and quietly profound without ever announcing the fact. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the most interesting novels rarely arrive in immaculate condition, and library books generally have better conversation starters than pristine first editions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6830/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/come-dance-with-me-jul-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747574521 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6828 Some City - Glasgow by Robin Ward Every city insists it has character. Glasgow simply turns up, folds its arms and lets everyone else argue about it. Grand Victorian architecture sits comfortably alongside shipbuilding heritage, football rivalries, comic wit, stubborn resilience and enough stories to keep historians, novelists and taxi drivers occupied for generations. It is not a city that has ever been accused of lacking personality. Published in 1988 by Richard Drew Publishing, Some City – Glasgow sees Robin Ward take readers on a lively exploration of Scotland’s largest city at a particularly fascinating point in its history. The industrial giant of the nineteenth century was reinventing itself, preserving its remarkable architectural legacy while embracing a new cultural identity that would soon earn international recognition. Ward captures a Glasgow that feels both familiar and transitional, documenting a city proud of where it had come from while quietly preparing for where it was heading. Rather than presenting a dry catalogue of streets and monuments, the book celebrates Glasgow as a living place. There are impressive public buildings, bustling shopping streets, hidden corners, famous landmarks and countless reminders that this was once one of the greatest industrial cities in the world. Yet just as importantly, there is an unmistakable sense of humour running beneath it all. Glasgow has long possessed the enviable ability to laugh at itself while simultaneously daring anyone else to try. Reading the book today adds an extra layer of fascination. The Glasgow of 1988 already feels historical, but not impossibly distant. Cars have changed, fashions have evolved and certain buildings have found new purposes, yet many of the city’s defining qualities remain instantly recognisable. It serves as a snapshot from the years immediately before Glasgow’s transformation into the celebrated European City of Culture of 1990—a reminder that cities are constantly rewriting themselves while somehow remaining unmistakably the same place. There is also a pleasing irony in books like this. Travel guides and city portraits are usually written to describe the present, yet time quietly promotes them into historical documents without asking anyone’s permission. What began life as a contemporary look at Glasgow has matured into a charming window onto a city that no longer quite exists, making it arguably even more interesting today than when it first appeared. This copy is in Good condition, remaining clean, solid and perfectly readable. It is an ideal example for anyone with an interest in Glasgow’s history, Scottish culture, urban development or simply the pleasure of discovering how places evolve over the decades. Unlike many modern guides, it contains no QR codes, no carefully curated "must-post" viewpoints and absolutely no advice on where to find artisan coffee served in reclaimed jam jars. Whether you have lived in Glasgow all your life, remember visiting during the late twentieth century, or simply enjoy books that preserve everyday history before it quietly disappears, Some City – Glasgow offers a rewarding and affectionate portrait of one of Britain’s most distinctive cities. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because yesterday’s guidebook often becomes tomorrow’s local history, and the best cities never really need an introduction anyway. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6828/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/some-city-glasgow-jul-2026.jpg 6.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Richard Drew Publishing 9780862672058 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6827 Mary Magdalene - The Modern Guide to the Bibles Most Mysterious And Misunderstood Woman by Meera Lester Few figures from the Bible have inspired quite so much speculation, debate and confident certainty from people who often disagree entirely with one another as Mary Magdalene. Saint, sinner, devoted disciple, misunderstood witness, historical woman, symbolic figure, literary inspiration—she has been all of these and more, depending on who happens to be telling the story. It takes a brave author to wander into that territory armed with little more than research, curiosity and a determination to separate tradition from evidence. Published in 2005, Mary Magdalene – The Modern Guide to the Bible’s Most Mysterious and Misunderstood Woman sees Meera Lester tackle one of Christianity’s most fascinating and frequently misrepresented figures. Drawing together biblical accounts, historical context, centuries of interpretation and modern scholarship, Lester explores how Mary Magdalene’s reputation evolved over two millennia. Along the way she examines the origins of many familiar assumptions, explains why some have endured despite scant evidence, and considers how popular culture has repeatedly reinvented her to suit the tastes of each generation. The timing of the book was particularly apt. The early twenty-first century witnessed a renewed public fascination with Mary Magdalene, fuelled by novels, documentaries and endless theories that often blurred the line between historical investigation and imaginative storytelling. Lester provides a measured guide through the maze, inviting readers to distinguish between what the biblical texts actually say, what later traditions added, and what modern speculation has enthusiastically embroidered upon the whole affair. There is a gentle irony in the fact that one of the Bible’s most recognisable women remains one of its least universally understood. Entire libraries have been devoted to explaining her, yet many people still know her chiefly through ideas that emerged centuries after the New Testament was written. If ever there were a reminder that history has a habit of collecting myths as readily as facts, Mary Magdalene is surely it. This copy is in Good condition and comes as an ex-library book. That means it has lived a previous life serving curious readers rather than quietly gathering dust on a private shelf. It may bear the expected library stamps, labels or other institutional markings, but these are really just evidence that the book has already fulfilled the purpose for which it was written—to be read, borrowed, returned and read again. In many ways, there is something rather appropriate about a book exploring the evolution of history carrying a little history of its own. Whether your interest lies in biblical studies, religious history, historical biography or simply untangling one of the Western world’s most enduring mysteries, this is an engaging and accessible introduction. It asks thoughtful questions without pretending to possess every answer, encouraging readers to examine the evidence rather than merely inherit assumptions. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best mysteries rarely come with neat conclusions, and library books usually have more interesting pasts than immaculate ones.5.10 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6827/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mary-magdalene-jul-2026.jpg 5.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Adams Media 9781593373986 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6825 Recipes from my Jewish Grandmother by Marlena Spieler Some cookbooks teach you how to prepare dinner. Others quietly invite you into someone’s family. Recipes from My Jewish Grandmother falls very much into the latter category, offering the comforting feeling that somewhere, just beyond the pages, a grandmother is gently insisting you’ve not taken enough of the brisket and asking why you’re looking so thin. Published in 2012 by Lorenz Books, Marlena Spieler presents a delightful collection of recipes inspired by the rich traditions of Jewish home cooking from across Europe, the Middle East and beyond. Rather than simply assembling a list of ingredients and instructions, she weaves together the stories, customs and flavours that have travelled across generations, celebrating a cuisine shaped as much by family history as by geography. From warming soups and lovingly prepared Sabbath dishes to irresistible breads, pastries and desserts, every recipe carries the unmistakable sense that these are meals designed to bring people together rather than merely fill plates. There is something wonderfully reassuring about the recipes here. They don’t chase culinary trends or demand ingredients harvested by moonlight from the slopes of an obscure mountain. Instead, they celebrate food with purpose—slow-cooked dishes that reward patience, cakes intended to be shared rather than photographed, and recipes refined over decades by cooks who valued flavour far more than presentation. It is comfort food in the very best sense: generous, unfussy and deeply rooted in tradition. Spieler’s writing also captures something many cookbooks overlook—the stories behind the food. Every family recipe carries memories of celebrations, holidays, ordinary Sundays and extraordinary occasions. Reading the book feels rather like leafing through a family photograph album where, instead of identifying distant relatives, someone keeps handing you another slice of cake and explaining why this version is the only proper one. This copy is in Good condition, making it an ideal kitchen companion. It has none of the intimidating perfection of those glossy cookbooks that spend their lives on coffee tables looking immaculate while surviving entirely on takeaway menus. Instead, it is ready to do exactly what it was intended to do: inspire cooking, collect the occasional flour fingerprint and perhaps acquire one or two stories of its own. Even if you never attempt every recipe, the book is an enjoyable read in its own right. It offers a fascinating glimpse into Jewish culinary traditions, demonstrating how recipes evolve, migrate and survive, often becoming treasured family heirlooms every bit as valuable as the china they are served upon. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because the best recipes are rarely the newest ones, and the best cookbooks are the ones that look as though they’ve already helped make a few memorable meals. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6825/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/recipes-from-my-jewish-grandmother-jul-2026.jpg 7.05 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lorenz Books 9780754822882 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6824 Florence Greenbergs Jewish Cookbook by Florence Greenberg Every family seems to possess one cookbook that has survived several kitchens, at least three generations of cooks, countless festive arguments and one mysterious stain that nobody can quite identify. Florence Greenberg’s Jewish Cookbook is exactly that sort of book. It is less a collection of recipes than a culinary family heirloom, quietly preserving traditions that have outlived fashions, kitchen gadgets and every television chef who has ever insisted that "this is my twist on a classic." Published by Hamlyn in 1985, this edition brings together the celebrated recipes of Florence Greenberg, whose original Jewish cookery books had already become household staples in Britain decades earlier. Often described as the culinary voice of Anglo-Jewish home cooking, Greenberg’s work helped introduce generations of readers to both everyday family meals and the dishes reserved for festivals and special occasions. Her books remained in print for many years, becoming something of a standard reference in Jewish kitchens. Open the pages and you’ll discover a wonderfully comforting mixture of tradition and practicality. There are recipes for soups that could probably cure almost anything short of a collapsed chimney, pastries that appear deceptively innocent until you realise how much butter they require, hearty meat dishes, delicate puddings, Sabbath favourites and festival classics, all written with the reassuring confidence of someone who assumes the reader genuinely intends to cook rather than merely photograph the ingredients for social media. Unlike many modern cookbooks, which often seem determined to make you purchase seventeen obscure spices, a blowtorch and an artisanal Himalayan yak before breakfast, Florence Greenberg was writing for real kitchens inhabited by real people. Her recipes are practical, generous and unapologetically comforting. There is very little culinary showing off here—just food that families actually wanted to eat, often accompanied by the sort of advice that only decades of experience can produce. This copy is in Good condition, making it rather appropriate for a cookbook that was never meant to languish untouched on an immaculate coffee table. It has clearly escaped the fate of many cookbooks, which spend their lives looking pristine because nobody ever dares cook from them. Instead, this one remains an inviting working companion, perfectly suited to another generation of enthusiastic kitchens. Even if you have no immediate plans to prepare gefilte fish, kneidlach, kugel or a particularly ambitious challah, the book remains an enjoyable read simply as a snapshot of Britain’s Jewish culinary heritage. Recipes often tell us as much about history, migration and family life as they do about ingredients, and Greenberg captures that beautifully without ever becoming sentimental. Collectors of classic cookbooks, lovers of traditional home cooking and anyone fascinated by Britain’s wonderfully varied food traditions will all find something to enjoy here. It is the sort of book that quietly earns its place on the shelf, only to disappear every few weeks because someone has wandered off with it to consult "just one recipe." Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because recipes improve with experience, and so do the books that contain them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6824/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jewish-cookbook-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600352655 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6823 Little Book About Old Furniture - The Period of Queen Anne by JP Blake and AE Reveirs-Hopkins There are books that arrive looking as though they have spent a century being lovingly admired. This is not one of them. This copy of Little Book About Old Furniture – The Period of Queen Anne looks as though it has spent the last hundred years being consulted by earnest collectors, borrowed by neighbours who never quite remembered to dust, and rescued from shelves that had seen considerably better decades. It wears its years openly, with all the honesty of an elderly oak sideboard that refuses to apologise for the scratches. Originally published in 1927 by William Heinemann, J. P. Blake and A. E. Reveirs-Hopkins take readers on a wonderfully concise tour through the elegant world of Queen Anne furniture, exploring the graceful walnut cabinets, cabriole-legged chairs and restrained craftsmanship that marked one of England’s most enduring design periods. Written as an accessible guide for collectors rather than a dry academic tome, it remains surprisingly readable nearly a century later, offering an insight into furniture appreciation from an era when many genuine Queen Anne pieces were merely "old furniture" rather than museum treasures. The condition is best described as Fair, although there is something rather fitting about that. The binding to one of the rear signatures has become very loose, yet everything remains together exactly as it should. It is rather like an elderly antique chair that wobbles ominously whenever anyone sits on it but somehow survives another family Christmas. The covers show plenty of wear and the book has the comfortably tired appearance of something that has spent decades earning its keep rather than posing decoratively on a bookshelf. Inside, however, it still performs the task it was created for. The illustrations remain charming, the observations thoughtful, and the advice occasionally reminds us that every generation believes it has discovered antiques for the very first time. There is a gentle irony in reading a 1927 guide to "old furniture" which itself has now become an antique deserving of the very care it once encouraged collectors to lavish upon eighteenth-century cabinets. It also captures a fascinating moment in collecting history. Blake and Reveirs-Hopkins were writing when Queen Anne furniture was still relatively affordable to enthusiastic amateurs, long before auction houses, television experts and eye-watering price tags transformed antiques into investment portfolios with legs. Their enthusiasm is refreshingly practical, celebrating craftsmanship rather than celebrity provenance. Naturally, this is not the pristine collector’s copy that has slumbered untouched inside a mahogany cabinet since the reign of George V. If that is what you seek, this one will cheerfully disappoint. If, however, you enjoy books that have acquired almost as much character as the furniture they describe, this weary survivor has plenty to offer. Every crease, rubbed corner and slightly fragile gathering simply adds another chapter to its own history. Sold, as always, by Crappy Old Books—because immaculate copies are all very well, but the slightly battle-scarred ones usually have the better stories. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6823/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/little-book-about-old-furniture-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6822 BSA Twins and Triples - The Postwar A7-A10 A50-65 and Rocket III by Roy Bacon If Britain had a national pastime in the years after the Second World War, it wasn’t just drinking tea or discussing the weather—it was building motorcycles with names that sounded as though they should be leading RAF squadrons into battle. Golden Flash. Super Rocket. Rocket Gold Star. Rocket III. BSA clearly understood that if you were going to sell a motorcycle, you might as well give it a name that suggested it could outrun both common sense and the speed of sound. BSA Twins and Triples – The Postwar A7-A10, A50-65 and Rocket III by the ever-reliable Roy Bacon is an affectionate and thoroughly researched guide to some of Britain’s most iconic post-war motorcycles. Published by Niton Publishing in 1995, this well-illustrated hardback traces the development of BSA’s parallel twins and later triples, charting the evolution of machines that helped put Britain on two wheels during an era when motorcycles were everyday transport, weekend entertainment and, occasionally, an effective method of scattering bolts across the county. Roy Bacon was one of the great chroniclers of British motorcycling, possessing that rare ability to combine meticulous research with an obvious enthusiasm for the subject. Rather than drowning readers in technical jargon, he explains the story of each model with warmth and clarity, covering production changes, engineering developments, model variations and the inevitable triumphs and occasional headaches that accompanied life with a classic BSA. The A7 and A10 twins embodied everything enthusiasts loved about British motorcycles. They were handsome, charismatic and capable of covering serious distances with a satisfying exhaust note that modern motorcycles, despite all their electronic wizardry, still struggle to imitate. They also possessed enough mechanical individuality to ensure that every owner became at least moderately proficient with a spanner, whether they had originally intended to or not. The later A50 and A65 series carried the BSA story into the swinging sixties, becoming faster, sharper and more sporting while retaining that unmistakable Birmingham character. Then came the mighty Rocket III—a machine that seemed to answer the question, "What if we simply added another cylinder?" The result was one of Britain’s most charismatic superbikes, arriving just as the Japanese manufacturers were preparing to change the rules of the game forever. Timing, as history occasionally reminds us, can be delightfully cruel. One of the joys of this book is that it celebrates the motorcycles honestly. These machines were brilliant, but they were never flawless. Oil had an uncanny ability to migrate to places where oil had no obvious business being. Electrical systems occasionally displayed an imaginative interpretation of reliability. Owners learned that carrying basic tools wasn’t a sign of pessimism; it was simply sensible planning. Yet none of this diminished their appeal. If anything, it strengthened the bond between rider and machine. You didn’t merely own a BSA—you entered into a long-term relationship involving equal parts admiration, patience and gasket sealant. Our copy is in Good condition, which somehow feels exactly right for a book about classic British motorcycles. It has clearly been appreciated, perhaps consulted beside a half-dismantled engine or enjoyed during winter evenings spent dreaming of summer rides. It remains a solid, clean copy with plenty of life left, ready to accompany its next enthusiast through the wonderfully oily world of post-war BSA engineering. Like every carefully rescued title sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply another second-hand motoring book. It’s another veteran machine in literary form, already rich with history and patiently waiting for a new custodian. Somewhere, a previous owner has undoubtedly nodded knowingly at Bacon’s descriptions, reminisced about a long-sold Golden Flash or Rocket III, and quietly smiled at memories involving kick-starts, country lanes and the unmistakable aroma of warm Castrol. Because BSA Twins and Triples isn’t simply a catalogue of motorcycles—it is a celebration of an era when Britain built bikes with personality in abundance. They may have occasionally leaked a little oil, vibrated enthusiastically and demanded the odd afternoon of mechanical persuasion, but they rewarded their owners with character in spades. Much like the finest discoveries at Crappy Old Books, they prove that perfection is all very well, but charm is infinitely more memorable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6822/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bsa-twins-and-triples-jul-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Niton Publishing 9781855790292 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6821 Vespa - The Life by Eric Dregni Some vehicles are designed to dominate the road. Others are built to conquer racetracks. And then there is the Vespa, a machine that somehow became a global icon while looking as though it ought to be carrying a baguette, a bunch of flowers and someone wearing sunglasses with impossible levels of confidence. It didn’t roar into history; it buzzed politely, parked almost anywhere and quietly became one of the coolest things on two wheels. Vespa – The Life by Eric Dregni is far more than a history of a scooter. Published by Quarto in 2018, this beautifully produced hardback is a celebration of an object that transcended transport to become a cultural phenomenon. Dregni charts the remarkable journey of the Vespa from post-war necessity to international style icon, exploring its design, engineering, influence on popular culture and enduring appeal across generations. Packed with superb colour photography, vintage advertisements, archive material and fascinating anecdotes, it is every bit as stylish as its subject. The Vespa’s origins are wonderfully practical. Italy needed affordable transport after the Second World War, and engineer Corradino D’Ascanio—who had previously designed aircraft and wasn’t especially fond of motorcycles—came up with something entirely different. Step-through frame, enclosed engine, clean bodywork and enough simplicity to tempt ordinary people onto two wheels without requiring them to dress like grease-covered mechanics. It was transport with manners. Then something rather unexpected happened. Instead of remaining a sensible little commuter, the Vespa became fashionable. Really fashionable. It appeared in films, magazines and advertisements. It became synonymous with Italian elegance, carefree summers and the sort of effortless style that usually requires far more effort than anyone is prepared to admit. Countless owners undoubtedly convinced themselves they looked just like Gregory Peck or Audrey Hepburn gliding through Rome in Roman Holiday. Reality often involved drizzle, shopping bags and searching for somewhere to park—but hope is a powerful thing. Eric Dregni captures this transformation beautifully. The Vespa isn’t simply presented as a machine but as a social history on wheels. It became transport for students, workers, artists, travellers and dreamers alike. It crossed continents, inspired clubs, rallies and collectors, and somehow managed to remain instantly recognisable despite decades of evolution. Few vehicles have become quite so closely associated with an entire national identity. Mention "Italy" and before long somebody will picture a Vespa weaving gracefully through narrow streets. The photography throughout is absolutely gorgeous. Every page is packed with gleaming scooters in every imaginable colour, alongside period imagery that captures the optimism and romance of post-war Europe. It’s impossible not to finish the book with an irrational desire to buy a vintage Vespa, learn conversational Italian and develop an appreciation for espresso strong enough to dissolve small engineering components. Our copy is in As New condition, looking every bit as crisp and immaculate as the day it left the publisher. The pages are pristine, the binding remains wonderfully tight, and the whole book has clearly avoided the oily garage shelves and damp garden sheds that sometimes become the resting place of motoring books. It is, quite simply, a beautiful example. Like every carefully rescued title sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t merely another second-hand book. It’s another stylish traveller continuing its journey from one enthusiast to the next. Somewhere, a previous owner has almost certainly lingered over the photographs, smiled at the nostalgic advertisements and briefly convinced themselves that life would be significantly better if they owned a bright red scooter and lived somewhere with considerably more sunshine. Because Vespa – The Life reminds us that the greatest vehicles are not always the fastest, the rarest or the most expensive. Sometimes they’re the ones that make people smile. The Vespa has spent more than seventy years doing exactly that, carrying generations of riders with equal measures of practicality, charm and unmistakable Italian flair. It’s proof that true style never goes out of fashion—and, much like the finest treasures at Crappy Old Books, it’s all the more appealing because it has already lived a little. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6821/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vespa-the-life-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quarto Publishing 9780760360439 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6818 The Automobile - A-Z of Cars of the 1920s by Nick Baldwin The 1920s were a wonderfully optimistic decade. The world had survived one catastrophe, jazz was everywhere, people were learning to dance with alarming enthusiasm, and the motor car had transformed from an expensive curiosity into something that manufacturers seemed determined to build in every conceivable shape, size and level of mechanical eccentricity. If it had four wheels and even the faintest chance of reaching the end of the road, somebody probably made it. The Automobile – A–Z of Cars of the 1920s by Nick Baldwin is an irresistible alphabetical tour through one of the most inventive decades in motoring history. Published by Bay View Books in 1994, this beautifully illustrated hardback catalogues an astonishing array of manufacturers, marques and models from around the globe, from the household names that survived into the modern age to countless forgotten companies that enjoyed a brief blaze of optimism before quietly disappearing into automotive history. Nick Baldwin is the perfect guide for such a journey. Renowned for his encyclopaedic knowledge of classic vehicles, he somehow manages to compress an extraordinary amount of information into concise, engaging entries. Each marque has its own story—some triumphant, some tragic, and many ending with the sort of financial collapse that reminds us inventing brilliant motor cars and running a profitable business are not always the same thing. Reading this book is rather like wandering through an enormous vintage motor show where every stand introduces another long-forgotten manufacturer whose engineers sincerely believed they had invented the future. Some undoubtedly had. Others produced creations that now make you wonder whether anyone involved had actually attempted to drive them before announcing them to the public. Yet that is precisely what makes the 1920s so fascinating. It was a glorious age of experimentation, when innovation often arrived wearing a flat cap and smelling faintly of engine oil. Of course, alongside the obscure names are the legends. Bentley, Bugatti, Rolls-Royce, Alfa Romeo, Hispano-Suiza and countless others all make their appearance, reminding us why the decade continues to exert such a powerful fascination over enthusiasts. It was an era before mass standardisation had ironed away individuality. Every manufacturer approached the challenge differently, resulting in an astonishing diversity of engineering solutions, coachwork styles and ideas—some inspired, others... memorable for entirely different reasons. The photographs and illustrations throughout add enormously to the enjoyment. Gleaming tourers, rakish sports cars, imposing limousines and delightfully quirky runabouts parade across the pages, each carrying with it the unmistakable optimism of the Roaring Twenties. You can almost hear the crackle of gravel beneath narrow tyres and imagine owners proudly explaining to their neighbours that this latest mechanical marvel would undoubtedly last forever. History, naturally, had other plans. Our copy is in As New condition, which is particularly satisfying for a reference work devoted to cars approaching their centenary. The pages are immaculate, the binding is crisp, and it presents as though it has spent the last three decades waiting patiently for someone who appreciates that forgotten marques can be every bit as fascinating as famous ones. Frankly, the book looks younger than many modern hatchbacks. Like every carefully rescued volume sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply another second-hand motoring reference. It’s another lovingly preserved slice of automotive history waiting to begin a fresh chapter with a new owner. Somewhere, a previous enthusiast has undoubtedly spent an enjoyable evening muttering, "I’d completely forgotten they made those," before disappearing down another delightful historical rabbit hole. Because The Automobile – A–Z of Cars of the 1920s celebrates an age when imagination frequently outpaced practicality, when every year brought another bold engineering experiment, and when the future of motoring still seemed wonderfully unpredictable. It reminds us that today’s motoring legends were once simply new cars in showroom windows—and that somewhere, buried between the Bentleys and Bugattis, lies the story of a manufacturer you’ve probably never heard of but will be strangely pleased to discover. That’s rather the magic of both this book and Crappy Old Books alike. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6818/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-automobile-a-z-of-cars-of-the-1920s-jul-2026.jpg 26.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bay View Books 9781870979535 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6817 Aero-Engined Racing Cars at Brooklands by Bill Boddy There comes a point in the history of motor racing when someone inevitably looks at an already rather fast racing car and says, "You know what this really needs? An aircraft engine." Mercifully for the rest of us, nobody stopped them. The result was a glorious collection of machines that possessed roughly the same power-to-weight philosophy as strapping a cathedral organ to a wheelbarrow and hoping for the best. Aero-Engined Racing Cars at Brooklands by the legendary Bill Boddy is a fascinating tribute to one of the most outrageous chapters in British motoring history. Published by Haynes in 1992, this richly illustrated volume explores the extraordinary racing specials that thundered around the famous Brooklands circuit powered not by conventional car engines, but by enormous aero engines originally intended to propel biplanes through the skies rather than motor cars around concrete banking. If the idea sounds faintly ridiculous, that’s because it was. Wonderfully, magnificently ridiculous. Bill Boddy was uniquely qualified to tell these stories. As one of Britain’s most respected motoring historians and for many years editor of Motor Sport magazine, he knew Brooklands better than almost anyone. His affection for the circuit, its engineers and its fearless competitors shines through every page, transforming what could have been a dry technical history into an affectionate celebration of engineering audacity. The stars of the book are, naturally, the machines themselves. Famous monsters such as Chitty-Bang-Bang, Babs, Higham Special and other aero-engined leviathans appear in all their improbable glory. These weren’t sleek racing cars in the modern sense. They were gigantic mechanical contraptions built around engines of absurd proportions, often producing enough horsepower to alarm the tyres, the driver and occasionally the spectators. Steering one at speed required equal measures of courage, optimism and perhaps a slightly unconventional understanding of personal safety. Brooklands itself provided the perfect stage. The world’s first purpose-built motor racing circuit became a playground for inventors, daredevils and engineers who viewed phrases like "probably impossible" as little more than friendly suggestions. If an idea sounded unlikely to succeed, somebody at Brooklands generally tried it anyway. Occasionally it even worked. This is precisely why these cars remain so endlessly fascinating. They represent an era before wind tunnels, computer simulations and marketing departments. Problems were solved with bigger engines, stronger chassis and astonishing levels of ingenuity. Fuel consumption was regarded as somebody else’s concern, and the concept of subtlety had clearly taken the afternoon off. Our copy is in Near Fine condition, having survived considerably more gracefully than many of the thunderous machines featured inside. The pages remain crisp, the photographs are beautifully reproduced, and the binding is tight. It has clearly avoided life on a dusty workshop shelf beneath oily spanners and half-finished magnetos, preserving itself as an excellent example of a highly sought-after motoring history. Like every carefully rescued title sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t merely another second-hand motoring book. It’s another piece of engineering history beginning its next lap. Somewhere, a previous owner has marvelled at the sheer audacity of fitting a twelve-cylinder aircraft engine into something with four wheels, before reluctantly closing the covers and wondering why modern cars have become so terribly sensible. Because Aero-Engined Racing Cars at Brooklands reminds us that the golden age of motoring wasn’t always about refinement or efficiency. Sometimes it was simply about asking the most gloriously unreasonable question imaginable: "What happens if we fit an aircraft engine into a racing car?" The answer, as this wonderful book demonstrates, was noise, speed, spectacle and a legacy that continues to delight enthusiasts many decades later. It is engineering at its most wonderfully excessive—and all the more lovable for it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6817/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aero-engined-racing-cars-at-brooklands-jul-2026.jpg 31.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes Publishing 9780854298679 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6812 Tintin Volume 4 by Herge By the time you reach Tintin Volume 4, Hergé has stopped merely writing adventure stories and started producing classics. The stakes are higher, the plots are sharper, the artwork is effortlessly confident, and Tintin himself has become the sort of travelling companion who can stumble across an international smuggling ring simply by popping out to buy a tin of crab. Some people can’t even manage a quiet trip to the supermarket. For some reason, there are small tears in the top corners of each page, as though someone wanted to tear out small sections of paper. This isn’t normal wear and tear and mostly doesn’t affect the artwork, but it clearly detracts from the book’s value, so I have graded it as Fair and lowered the price accordingly. This superb 2005 Egmont hardback collects three of the most celebrated adventures in the entire Tintin canon: The Crab with the Golden Claws, The Shooting Star and The Secret of the Unicorn. If previous volumes established Tintin as Europe’s busiest reporter, this one firmly cements him as a permanent magnet for danger, mystery and people with remarkably poor intentions. The Crab with the Golden Claws is significant for one very important reason—it introduces the gloriously unforgettable Captain Archibald Haddock. Before Haddock arrives, Tintin’s adventures are wonderful. After Haddock arrives, they become magnificent. Equal parts courageous sailor, walking catastrophe and enthusiastic inventor of the finest insults in literature ("blistering barnacles!" remains a timeless classic), Haddock somehow manages to make every situation simultaneously worse and vastly more entertaining. Watching him reluctantly dragged into one impossible predicament after another is one of the great pleasures of the series. Then comes The Shooting Star, where Hergé cheerfully decides that ordinary mysteries involving smugglers and spies are no longer ambitious enough. Instead, he sends Tintin on a race to recover a meteorite that has crashed in the Arctic. Naturally, rival expeditions, scientific discoveries and more than a little mayhem follow. Only Hergé could persuade readers that the hunt for an unusual lump of space rock should feel every bit as thrilling as chasing jewel thieves across Europe. Finally, The Secret of the Unicorn delivers what many fans consider one of the finest adventures ever created. A seemingly ordinary model ship leads Tintin, Haddock and Snowy into a centuries-old mystery involving hidden treasure, pirate legends and family history. It’s the beginning of the beloved Unicorn story arc, blending mystery, humour and history with effortless style. Every clue feels satisfying, every revelation perfectly timed, and every page quietly encourages you to promise, "Just one more chapter." That promise will not survive contact with this book. Of course, Snowy remains the series’ unsung professional. While Tintin is uncovering elaborate conspiracies and Haddock is loudly objecting to almost everything, Snowy continues performing his invaluable duties: finding clues, escaping danger, rescuing his companions and occasionally reminding everyone that lunch is still a priority. It’s difficult not to conclude that he’s the only genuinely organised member of the expedition. Hergé’s celebrated ligne claire artwork has now reached full maturity. Every panel is beautifully composed, every background meticulously detailed, and every expression perfectly judged. It’s astonishing how much movement, humour and atmosphere can be created using lines that appear so deceptively simple. Like all great artists, Hergé makes brilliance look suspiciously easy. This copy is in Good condition, having clearly been enjoyed without being abused. It has the honest signs of a book that has fulfilled its purpose admirably: transporting readers across deserts, oceans, frozen seas and pirate-haunted mysteries while remaining perfectly ready to repeat the journey. It’s rather like Captain Haddock himself—perhaps showing a little mileage, but still entirely dependable when adventure calls. Like every carefully rescued volume sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t merely another second-hand book. It’s another veteran explorer, patiently waiting to accompany its next owner into Hergé’s extraordinary world. Somewhere, its previous custodian almost certainly laughed at Haddock’s outbursts, admired Snowy’s resourcefulness and became utterly convinced they had solved the mystery... approximately forty pages too early. Because Tintin Volume 4 represents Hergé at the height of his powers. The adventures are richer, the friendships deeper, the mysteries more satisfying and the humour sharper than ever. It reminds us that the greatest treasures aren’t always buried beneath pirate maps—they’re sometimes hiding quietly on the shelves of Crappy Old Books, waiting for another reader to discover them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6812/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tintin-vol-4-jul-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Egmont 9781405228978 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6811 Tintin Volume 3 by Herge By the time you reach Tintin Volume 3, it becomes abundantly clear that Tintin has absolutely no intention of settling into a quiet career in journalism. Newspapers may continue paying his wages, but he seems to spend remarkably little time writing articles and an astonishing amount of time foiling smugglers, exposing conspiracies, escaping armed villains and generally treating international danger as though it were a perfectly acceptable way to spend the weekend. This 2005 Egmont hardback brings together three classic adventures—The Broken Ear, The Black Island and King Ottokar’s Sceptre—showing Hergé hitting his stride as both artist and storyteller. The frantic pace of the earliest books begins to mature into richer mysteries, the plots become more intricate, and the world around Tintin feels larger, cleverer and infinitely more entertaining. If Volumes 1 and 2 introduced a legendary character, Volume 3 demonstrates exactly why readers have remained devoted to him for nearly a century. The Broken Ear begins with what appears to be a straightforward museum theft. Naturally, within a handful of pages it has blossomed into a globe-spanning tale of priceless artefacts, revolution, corruption, mistaken identities and enough double-crosses to leave everyone wondering who, if anyone, is actually telling the truth. Tintin, of course, charges enthusiastically into the middle of it all with his usual blend of courage and what can only be described as heroic optimism. Then comes The Black Island, one of the series’ finest thrillers. Counterfeiters, mysterious aircraft, deserted islands, looming castles and a terrifying "monster" combine to create an adventure that feels wonderfully Gothic while never forgetting to be enormous fun. Hergé somehow manages to make remote Scottish landscapes both beautiful and deeply suspicious, proving that nothing says "holiday destination" quite like abandoned fortresses occupied by mysterious criminals. Finally, King Ottokar’s Sceptre delivers one of Tintin’s most sophisticated adventures. Political intrigue, espionage and an elaborate plot to overthrow a monarchy are woven into a story that remains remarkably fresh decades after it was written. It’s exciting, witty and surprisingly perceptive, all wrapped up in Hergé’s wonderfully clean artwork that somehow makes the most complex adventures feel effortless to follow. And then there’s Snowy, who continues to perform the impossible balancing act of being both faithful companion and reluctant participant. While Tintin is fearlessly dismantling criminal empires, Snowy is generally attempting to avoid becoming lunch for whatever large predator happens to be wandering through the current chapter. It’s a partnership built on loyalty, courage and the occasional well-timed bark. One of the real pleasures of this volume is watching Hergé’s confidence blossom. His famous ligne claire style is now fully established, every panel beautifully composed and every page packed with expressive detail. The artwork is deceptively simple, requiring the sort of skill that only makes itself obvious when someone attempts to imitate it and discovers they’ve accidentally drawn something resembling an anxious potato wearing a trench coat. This copy is in Good condition, which seems entirely appropriate for a collection whose pages have almost certainly transported previous readers to jungles, islands, castles and fictional kingdoms. It has clearly been appreciated over the years, but remains a handsome, sturdy copy ready to embark on countless more adventures from the safety of a comfortable armchair. Like every carefully rescued volume at Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply another second-hand comic. It’s a seasoned explorer with plenty of miles still left in it. Somewhere, another reader has smiled at Snowy’s antics, admired Hergé’s meticulous artwork and confidently declared, "I’ll just read one story," before discovering that three hours had quietly disappeared. Because Tintin has never really been about solving mysteries alone. It’s about curiosity triumphing over fear, decency overcoming greed, and the enduring belief that adventure is always waiting just over the next horizon. And if that horizon happens to conceal counterfeiters, revolutionaries or a suspiciously isolated castle, well... that’s simply another ordinary day in the remarkably busy life of the world’s most adventurous reporter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6811/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tintin-vol-3-jul-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Egmont 9781405228961 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6810 Tintin Volume 2 by Herge If the first volume introduced Tintin to the world, Tintin Volume 2 cheerfully throws him into situations that would persuade most sensible people to update their passport, cancel their travel insurance and stay firmly at home. Tintin, however, has never shown much interest in sensible decisions. Given the choice between a quiet afternoon in Brussels and dismantling an international criminal conspiracy on another continent, he has already packed his suitcase. This handsome 2005 Egmont edition collects three of Hergé’s most celebrated adventures: Tintin in America, Cigars of the Pharaoh and The Blue Lotus. Together they chart not only Tintin’s increasingly perilous travels but also Hergé’s remarkable growth as a storyteller. The plots become richer, the artwork more refined, and the characters rather more memorable—although the number of people attempting to kidnap, imprison or otherwise inconvenience Tintin remains reassuringly high. TINTIN IN AMERICA sees our indefatigable young reporter crossing the Atlantic into a version of the United States populated by gangsters, cowboys, dubious businessmen and enough organised crime to make the average detective request a transfer. It’s a wonderfully energetic romp that cheerfully pokes fun at everything from Chicago mobsters to rampant commercialism. Tintin somehow survives it all with little more than determination, astonishing luck and Snowy quietly wondering whether they might occasionally enjoy a holiday involving fewer bullets. Then comes CIGARS OF THE PHARAOH, where the adventures become even stranger. Ancient tombs, mysterious symbols, secret societies, disappearing cigars, exotic locations and conspiracies appear in rapid succession. It feels rather like someone emptied an entire adventure novel into a blender and somehow produced a masterpiece. Logic occasionally takes a brief holiday, but entertainment most certainly does not. Finally, THE BLUE LOTUS demonstrates why Hergé remains so admired today. The storytelling matures considerably, the characters acquire genuine emotional depth, and the adventure unfolds against a far more carefully researched historical backdrop. It remains one of the finest Tintin stories ever produced, balancing mystery, humour, action and humanity with remarkable confidence. It is also proof that comics can be every bit as thoughtful as they are entertaining. Of course, no Tintin collection would be complete without Snowy, whose unwavering loyalty is matched only by his talent for finding trouble. If Tintin charges headlong into danger because justice demands it, Snowy usually follows because somebody has dropped a sandwich. Between them they form one of literature’s most enduring partnerships, quietly reminding us that even the greatest adventurers benefit from a dependable dog with excellent comic timing. This copy is in Good condition, which seems entirely appropriate. After all, a book chronicling journeys across deserts, oceans, jungles and criminal hideouts shouldn’t look as though it has spent twenty years sealed inside a climate-controlled vault. It has clearly been enjoyed, yet remains a sturdy, attractive copy ready for countless further expeditions from the comfort of your favourite armchair. Like every volume rescued by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply another second-hand comic collection. It’s a seasoned traveller continuing its journey from one curious reader to another. Somewhere along the way it has almost certainly inspired children to become explorers, adults to become collectors, and more than a few people to wonder whether they could ever pull off Tintin’s hairstyle. (History suggests the answer is usually "best not.") Because that’s the enduring brilliance of Hergé’s work. Beneath the crisp artwork, thrilling chases and wonderfully eccentric villains lies an infectious spirit of curiosity. Tintin doesn’t travel because it’s easy. He travels because there’s always another mystery to solve, another injustice to confront and another impossible situation waiting just around the corner. Fortunately for the rest of us, all we have to do is turn the page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6810/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tintin-vol-2-jul-2026.jpg 14.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Egmont 9781405228954 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6809 Tintin Volume 1 by Herge Every great fictional hero has to start somewhere. Sherlock Holmes had A Study in Scarlet. James Bond had Casino Royale. Tintin’s career, meanwhile, began with the perfectly reasonable decision to pack a suitcase, take his faithful dog, and wander straight into enough international intrigue to keep several police forces permanently employed. Tintin Volume 1 gathers the very earliest adventures of Hergé’s endlessly optimistic young reporter, presenting Tintin in the Land of the Soviets alongside Tintin in the Congo. Published by Egmont in 2005, this handsome hardback offers readers the chance to witness not only the birth of one of the world’s greatest comic characters, but also the fascinating evolution of Hergé himself. These stories may be the first steps of a legendary series, but they’re already packed with frantic action, inventive escapades and enough narrow escapes to convince most sensible journalists to consider a career writing restaurant reviews instead. Tintin in the Land of the Soviets is where it all began. Hergé’s artwork is energetic rather than polished, the pace rarely pauses for breath, and Tintin somehow survives car chases, explosions, sabotage and assorted villains with the cheerful resilience of someone who has apparently never heard the phrase "health and safety." It is a fascinating snapshot of both comic-book history and the young Hergé finding his feet, discovering the storytelling style that would later captivate millions. Then comes Tintin in the Congo, another early adventure that remains very much a product of its era. Modern readers will recognise that aspects of its original portrayal reflect outdated colonial attitudes that are now widely criticised and understood in their historical context. That context is important. Read today, the story is perhaps as interesting for what it reveals about the period in which it was created as for the adventure itself. It also provides a glimpse into Hergé’s development, both as an artist and as a storyteller, long before the more nuanced and carefully researched adventures that would follow. Throughout it all, one constant remains: Snowy. Equal parts loyal companion, reluctant adventurer and four-legged voice of reason, he repeatedly demonstrates that while Tintin may be the one making headlines, somebody still has to rescue the sandwiches. His expressions alone deserve literary awards. Looking through these pages, it’s impossible not to admire Hergé’s emerging talent. Even in these earliest works, the foundations of his celebrated ligne claire ("clear line") style are already visible. The clean compositions, expressive characters and wonderfully readable layouts hint at the masterpieces still to come. Like listening to an early demo recording from a legendary band, you can hear greatness quietly warming up. This copy is in Good condition, which feels entirely appropriate for a volume chronicling the first footsteps of one of literature’s greatest adventurers. It has clearly been enjoyed over the years, yet remains a solid, attractive copy that’s more than ready to introduce another generation to Tintin’s extraordinary world. After all, books about globe-trotting exploits should probably show a little evidence of having travelled themselves. Like every carefully rescued title sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply another second-hand comic collection. It’s another seasoned explorer changing hands, carrying with it the memories of previous readers who almost certainly intended to read "just one chapter" before disappearing into Hergé’s world for the rest of the afternoon. Because every legend has an origin story. This is where Tintin first picked up his notebook, Snowy first bounded into trouble, and generations of readers first discovered that adventure is rarely tidy, often improbable and almost always more fun when accompanied by a small white dog with impeccable comic timing. It’s the beginning of an extraordinary journey—and unlike Tintin’s own itinerary, this one is almost guaranteed to get you home in time for tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6809/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tintin-vol-1-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Egmont 9781405228947 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6807 A Murder is Announced by Agatha Christie Imagine opening your morning newspaper to discover an advertisement calmly announcing that a murder will take place at a particular house, at a particular time, on a particular day. Most sensible people would contact the police. The residents of an Agatha Christie novel, on the other hand, put the kettle on, invite the neighbours round, and prepare for what promises to be a thoroughly unusual evening. A Murder is Announced is one of Agatha Christie’s most delightfully ingenious mysteries, featuring the incomparable Miss Marple at the height of her quietly devastating powers of observation. Originally published in 1950 and presented here in a handsome 2005 Book Club Associates edition, the novel begins with one of Christie’s most irresistible premises. An announcement appears in the local paper predicting a murder at Little Paddocks, the home of Letitia Blacklock. Naturally, everyone assumes it must be some sort of elaborate party game. Equally naturally, Christie has something considerably darker in mind. What follows is vintage Christie: a carefully assembled cast of eccentric villagers, unexpected visitors, long-buried secrets, suspicious alibis and enough red herrings to keep a fishing fleet occupied. Every conversation seems innocent until, fifty pages later, you realise it wasn’t. Every apparently trivial detail quietly takes its place in Christie’s intricate puzzle, waiting patiently for Miss Marple to notice what everyone else has overlooked. That, of course, is Miss Marple’s great gift. She doesn’t chase villains across rooftops or engage in dramatic shoot-outs. She simply listens, knits, observes human nature with unnerving accuracy and gently dismantles everyone’s assumptions. It’s a wonderfully understated form of detective work, proving once again that the most dangerous weapon in English crime fiction may well be an elderly lady with excellent manners. This 2005 Book Club Associates edition is in Very Good condition, meaning it has clearly been well looked after by previous custodians. The pages remain clean, the binding is sound, and it still presents as an attractive reading copy. It has avoided the common fate of many well-loved Christie novels, whose pages often become dog-eared as readers repeatedly flick backwards trying to work out where they missed the vital clue. (Spoiler: Christie was three chapters ahead of you all along.) Like every carefully rescued title sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t merely another second-hand novel. It’s a book that has already entertained at least one armchair detective before making its way to our shelves, ready to test another reader’s powers of deduction. Perhaps its previous owner confidently identified the culprit halfway through. More likely, they confidently identified entirely the wrong person before muttering, "Oh... of course," during the final reveal. Because that is the enduring magic of Agatha Christie. She doesn’t simply write mysteries; she invites you into a game that you are almost certain to lose, yet enjoy enormously all the same. A Murder is Announced remains one of her cleverest and most satisfying puzzles, packed with wit, deception and that uniquely English ability to treat even the most alarming events with remarkable composure. In the curious world of Crappy Old Books, where every volume has survived a few mysteries of its own, it feels perfectly at home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6807/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-murder-is-announced-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6806 Swagbelly - A Pornographers Tale by DJ Levien Some books arrive with impeccable literary credentials. Others arrive with glowing reviews from serious newspapers. And then there are books like Swagbelly, which stroll into the room wearing a slightly questionable jacket, grin unapologetically, and dare you not to pick them up. DJ Levien’s Swagbelly – A Pornographer’s Tale is one of those gloriously awkward novels that refuses to fit neatly into any respectable category. Published by Allison & Busby in 2002, it blends satire, dark humour, crime, social observation and more than a healthy dose of absurdity into a story that cheerfully wanders through the less glamorous corners of the entertainment industry. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when ambition collides head-first with bad decisions, eccentric characters and the sort of career that makes family gatherings unnecessarily complicated, this may well provide the answer. The title naturally grabs attention, but don’t be fooled into assuming this is simply an exercise in shock value. Levien is far more interested in the peculiar people orbiting his protagonist than in easy sensationalism. The novel skewers vanity, greed, desperation and human folly with an eye that is often surprisingly affectionate. Almost everyone is chasing success, respectability or fortune, and almost everyone seems determined to take the scenic route through chaos. What makes the book particularly entertaining is its refusal to judge its cast too harshly. Heroes are flawed, villains are occasionally sympathetic, and the supporting characters often threaten to steal the entire show simply by turning up and behaving exactly as common sense would advise against. It’s the literary equivalent of watching someone confidently assemble flat-pack furniture without reading the instructions—you know disaster is coming, but somehow you can’t look away. Our copy is in Good condition, which seems entirely appropriate for a novel that delights in celebrating life’s rough edges. It has clearly been read and enjoyed but remains perfectly presentable, with plenty more laughs, raised eyebrows and moments of "surely they didn’t just..." left to offer its next owner. Like many of the best stories, a little wear merely suggests it’s already had an interesting life. As with every volume sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply another second-hand novel rescued from obscurity. It’s another traveller continuing its peculiar journey from one curious reader to the next. Somewhere, someone has already chuckled at its outrageous situations, winced at its social disasters and quietly appreciated that beneath the irreverence lies a surprisingly sharp observation of human nature. So if your literary tastes lean towards the unconventional, if you enjoy novels that cheerfully poke fun at society’s pretensions, or if you simply like stories populated by wonderfully imperfect people making spectacularly questionable choices, Swagbelly deserves a place on your shelf. It may not be the sort of book you’d leave strategically displayed during a visit from your maiden aunt, but then again, life would be considerably duller if every novel behaved itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6806/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/swagbelly-a-pornographers-tale-jul-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allison and Busby 9780749004989 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6805 Isle Of Man TT - A Photographic History by Bill Snelling There are sporting events that demand skill. There are sporting events that demand courage. And then there is the Isle of Man TT, a race that has spent more than a century asking perfectly sensible people to hurtle around country roads at speeds that make the average motorway journey seem like a gentle stroll to the post office. Naturally, generations of motorcyclists have responded with, "Sounds marvellous." Isle of Man TT – A Photographic History by Bill Snelling is a magnificent visual celebration of the world’s most legendary motorcycle race. Published in 2015 by Lily Publications under the SevenOaks imprint, this richly illustrated hardback chronicles well over a century of TT history through an extraordinary collection of photographs, capturing not only the machines and riders, but also the atmosphere, spectacle and evolution of an event unlike any other in motorsport. Bill Snelling wisely allows the photographs to do much of the talking. Page after page reveals the changing face of the TT, from pioneering riders perched upon wonderfully optimistic early motorcycles to modern competitors who somehow persuade physics to grant them temporary exemptions. Alongside the breathtaking action are quieter moments: mechanics deep in concentration, crowds lining hedgerows, famous corners before the barriers fill with spectators, and the ever-present sense that the Isle of Man becomes something rather special whenever race week arrives. One of the joys of this book is watching the relentless march of technology while realising that the course itself has remained gloriously indifferent. The roads still twist through villages, climb mountains, sweep past stone walls and disappear into bends that seem to have been designed by someone who misunderstood the concept of self-preservation. The motorcycles have evolved into astonishing feats of engineering; the challenge has remained reassuringly terrifying. The TT has always occupied a curious place in motorsport. To outsiders it appears gloriously bonkers. To competitors it represents the ultimate test. To fans it is a pilgrimage. And to anyone who has ever tried explaining it to a non-motorcyclist, it usually begins with the phrase, "Well... they’re racing on actual public roads," followed by several increasingly animated hand gestures. Our copy is in Good condition, which seems entirely fitting for a book celebrating motorcycles that often finish races wearing considerably more evidence of use. It has clearly been appreciated rather than merely stored, yet remains a handsome, solid copy ready to accompany its next owner on countless journeys through TT history. A little honest wear simply adds to the sense that this book has already sparked more than one enthusiastic conversation beginning, "Do you remember Joey Dunlop..." or "That was the year..." Like every volume rescued by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply another second-hand title. It’s a book with its own story, continuing its lap rather than crossing the finish line. Somewhere along the way it has already entertained one enthusiast, and now it’s patiently waiting for another to lose an afternoon leafing through its remarkable images. Because the Isle of Man TT has never really been about lap times alone. It’s about bravery bordering on the unbelievable, engineering pushed to its limits, and a unique bond between riders, machines and roads that simply cannot be replicated anywhere else. This book captures all of that with style, respect and no shortage of spectacular photography. And unlike tackling the Mountain Course itself, enjoying these pages requires nothing more dangerous than a comfortable chair and perhaps a cup of tea—although you may still find your pulse quickening as the next photograph appears. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6805/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/isle-of-man-tt-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sevenoaks 9781781772386 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6804 Bentley Six-Cylinder Models in Detail - 6-1-2-Litre Speed Six 8-Litre and 4-Litre 1926-1931 by James Taylor There are cars that transport you from A to B, and then there are Bentleys of the late 1920s, which transport you from A to B while simultaneously informing everyone within half a mile that you have both impeccable taste and a mechanic on permanent standby. These were not cars for slipping quietly into a supermarket car park. They were rolling declarations of engineering confidence, arriving with the subtlety of an express train wearing a monocle. Bentley Six-Cylinder Models in Detail – 6½-Litre, Speed Six, 8-Litre and 4-Litre 1926–1931 by James Taylor is a sumptuous examination of the magnificent machines that helped cement Bentley’s place in motoring legend. Published by Herridge & Sons in 2012, this beautifully illustrated hardback delves into every aspect of the great six-cylinder Bentleys of the vintage era, covering their development, engineering, production, coachwork, competition history and the remarkable personalities who drove them. Whether you’re fascinated by the Le Mans-winning Speed Six or the awe-inspiring 8-Litre—the largest and most luxurious Bentley of W.O. Bentley’s reign—this is a feast for anyone who appreciates engineering on a heroic scale. James Taylor has an enviable knack for making immensely complicated mechanical detail both fascinating and accessible. He explains why these cars were so technically advanced, how they evolved, and why they became objects of near-mythical status among collectors. There are detailed photographs, production information, chassis variations and period illustrations throughout, all presented with the sort of care that suggests somebody genuinely loves every nut, bolt and brass fitting. And what extraordinary machines they were. The 6½-Litre arrived when "bigger" was considered a perfectly acceptable engineering solution to almost any problem. The Speed Six then took that philosophy, added racing pedigree and proceeded to win at Le Mans, proving that enormous luxury cars could also embarrass the opposition at considerable speed. The mighty 8-Litre, meanwhile, was less a motor car and more a stately home with a steering wheel. It represented the absolute pinnacle of W.O. Bentley’s ambitions before economic reality rather rudely interrupted proceedings. Naturally, these Bentleys required commitment. Fuel economy was largely regarded as somebody else’s concern. Parking one demanded careful planning and perhaps the occasional alteration to local infrastructure. Owning one today requires pockets of such depth that marine biologists may wish to investigate them. Fortunately, reading about them remains delightfully affordable. This copy is in As New condition, meaning it has survived in remarkably pristine form. The pages are immaculate, the binding is crisp, and it presents almost exactly as it would have done when it first left the publisher. Frankly, it’s probably in better condition than many surviving Bentleys after ninety-odd years of enthusiastic motoring, concours polishing and owners explaining that "it’s only original once." As with every carefully rescued volume from Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply another motoring title looking for shelf space. It’s a beautifully produced reference work waiting for its next custodian—someone who understands that great cars deserve great books, and that both become more interesting with time. So if you harbour dreams of W.O. Bentley’s golden age, admire coachbuilt elegance, or simply enjoy gazing at engineering from an era when designers solved problems by adding another cylinder and another few hundredweight of beautifully machined metal, this book belongs in your collection. It’s a glorious reminder that before wind tunnels, touchscreens and efficiency targets, there existed a breed of motor car built with breathtaking ambition, unapologetic extravagance and just enough optimism to believe that eight litres sounded entirely reasonable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6804/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bentley-six-cylinder-models-in-detail-jul-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herridge and Sons Ltd 9781906133429 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6802 Velocette Motorcycles - MSS to Thruxton by Rod Burris Velocette never really did "ordinary." While other manufacturers chased bigger sales, louder advertising and ever-larger production numbers, Velocette quietly carried on building motorcycles with the sort of engineering sophistication that suggested someone in Birmingham had mistaken a motorcycle factory for a laboratory. The result was a range of machines that earned fierce loyalty from riders, bewilderment from accountants, and a permanent place in British motorcycling history. Velocette Motorcycles – MSS to Thruxton by Rod Burris is a splendid tribute to one of Britain’s most respected marques, concentrating on the later singles and twins that carried the Velocette name through the post-war years. Published by Veloce Publishing in 2004, this well-researched volume charts the development of machines ranging from the dependable MSS to the legendary Thruxton, examining their engineering, production history, racing pedigree and enduring appeal among collectors. Richly illustrated with period photographs and detailed examples, it’s exactly the sort of book that encourages the innocent browser to spend "just five minutes" reading, only to emerge two hours later wondering whether they have room in the garage for another motorcycle. Rod Burris clearly understands that Velocettes occupy a rather special corner of the classic bike world. They weren’t built to be fashionable, and they certainly weren’t designed for people who regarded maintenance as somebody else’s problem. These motorcycles rewarded mechanical sympathy, regular fettling and an appreciation for beautifully executed engineering. In return, they delivered a riding experience that enthusiasts still speak about with the kind of reverence usually reserved for vintage wine or particularly good pubs. The famous Thruxton, of course, has become something of a legend. Winning races has a habit of improving a motorcycle’s reputation, but Velocette somehow managed to combine competition success with an almost stubborn refusal to become mainstream. It’s rather admirable, really. While the rest of the industry was busy chasing mass production, Velocette seemed content to produce motorcycles for people who valued craftsmanship over convenience and precision over popularity. This copy is in Near Fine condition, which means it has aged rather more gracefully than many of the motorcycles featured inside. The pages remain clean, the binding is tight, and there is little to distract from Burris’s engaging narrative and the wealth of photographs. It looks ready for many more evenings spent beside an armchair, a workshop bench or perhaps a half-finished restoration project that has already exceeded both its budget and its owner’s original timetable. Like every volume sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t merely a used book changing hands; it’s another piece of motoring history continuing its journey. Someone else has already enjoyed its pages, perhaps while planning a restoration, reminiscing about a long-sold machine, or convincing themselves that buying "just one more classic bike" was an entirely sensible financial decision. After all, Velocette motorcycles have always appealed to a certain kind of enthusiast. The sort who smiles at exposed valve gear, appreciates elegant engineering solutions, and regards the occasional afternoon spent adjusting tappets not as a chore but as quality time. This book understands those people perfectly. It also quietly reminds the rest of us that while perfection is all very well, character is infinitely more interesting—and few motorcycles possessed more character than a Velocette. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6802/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/velocette-motorcycles-jul-2026.jpg 18.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781787112483 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6801 Classic British Sports Cars by Jon Pressnell There was a glorious period when Britain seemed convinced that the best way to experience motoring was to remove the roof, minimise the weather protection, squeeze yourself into something the size of a generous shoebox, and point it enthusiastically towards the nearest winding road. Reliability was considered optional. Character most certainly wasn’t. Classic British Sports Cars by Jon Pressnell is a wonderfully nostalgic celebration of those gloriously flawed machines that turned Sunday drives into adventures and motorway journeys into acts of quiet optimism. Published by Haynes in 2006, this beautifully illustrated hardback explores the evolution of Britain’s most beloved sporting marques, from humble MGs and Triumphs to elegant Jaguars, Austin-Healeys, TVRs, Lotuses and many more. It is packed with period photography, technical insights and enough automotive history to keep enthusiasts happily occupied long after they’ve promised to "just have a quick look." Pressnell has the enviable ability to explain what made each car special without pretending they were perfect. Quite the opposite. The occasional oil leak, mysterious electrical gremlin or gearbox with "character" is all part of the charm. These weren’t sterile machines assembled by algorithms and focus groups. They were built by engineers who occasionally appeared to regard rainproofing, ergonomic controls and consistently functioning electrics as interesting optional extras. Yet despite all their delightful eccentricities—or perhaps because of them—these cars have become enduring icons. The Jaguar E-Type still causes jaws to drop. The Lotus Elan remains one of the sweetest handling sports cars ever built. The Triumph TR series continues to remind us that driving could be both exhilarating and slightly unpredictable. Even the humble MG Midget somehow manages to make every journey feel as though you’re starring in a period film, even if you’re only collecting milk. This copy is in Near Fine condition, meaning it has survived remarkably well. It hasn’t spent decades balancing on an oily garage shelf, hiding beneath a pile of old MOT certificates, or being consulted every weekend by someone loudly insisting that "they don’t build them like this anymore." Instead, it remains a handsome, clean example that’s more than ready for its next custodian. Like every title offered by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply a second-hand book—it’s another veteran enjoying a well-earned second tour of duty. It has already entertained one enthusiast and now patiently awaits the next, whether they’re restoring a classic, dreaming of owning one, or simply happy to admire them from the comfort of an armchair where Lucas electrics cannot reach. Because that’s the enduring magic of classic British sports cars. They combine breathtaking beauty, ingenious engineering, occasional mechanical rebellion and an unwavering ability to make grown adults smile. They may leak oil, refuse to start on damp Tuesdays and require the sort of maintenance schedule normally associated with vintage aircraft, but none of that really matters. If anything, it simply gives owners another excuse to spend the afternoon in the garage explaining that they’re "just making a small adjustment." The journey, after all, has always been at least as important as actually arriving. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6801/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/classic-british-sports-cars-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes Publishing 9781844253098 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6799 Scammell Vehicles by Bart H Vanderveen If there is one thing Britain once excelled at, it was building vehicles that looked as though they had been designed by a committee consisting of an engineer, a blacksmith and someone whose only instruction was, "Make it survive the apocalypse." Scammell took that brief and quietly replied, "Hold my spanner." Bart H. Vanderveen’s Scammell Vehicles is a loving tribute to one of Britain’s most distinctive commercial vehicle manufacturers, a company whose creations rarely won beauty contests but almost certainly won the respect of anyone who ever had to haul something impossibly large, impossibly heavy, or simply impossibly awkward. Published by Roundoak in 1990, this concise hardback packs decades of engineering history into just 64 pages, covering everything from the legendary Mechanical Horse to the mighty highway tractors that became icons of British road transport. The photographs are superb, the research is meticulous, and Vanderveen writes with the quiet authority of someone who genuinely admired the machines without ever pretending they were glamorous. These were working vehicles. They earned their keep in quarries, docks, military depots and construction sites, usually covered in mud, diesel and the sort of grime that modern SUVs spend thousands trying to imitate. Even if you’ve never heard the words "Scammell Constructor" uttered with reverence, there’s something strangely compelling about these mechanical beasts. They belong to a time when vehicles were built from steel measured in inches rather than millimetres, dashboards contained gauges instead of software updates, and "driver assistance" meant another bloke climbing onto the trailer to wave his arms. Our copy is in Good condition, which feels entirely appropriate. A pristine book about Scammells would almost seem suspicious. A little honest wear merely suggests it has spent its life where it belongs: beside enthusiasts, restorers, transport historians, or someone who insists that modern lorries have become "far too sensible." Like every volume sold by Crappy Old Books, this isn’t simply another used book rescued from obscurity. It’s another survivor, carrying the accumulated fingerprints of previous owners who probably paused every few pages to say, "I remember seeing one of those." Whether you collect commercial vehicle history, admire British engineering, or simply enjoy books about machines that could tow your entire street without breaking into a sweat, this is a cracking addition to the shelf. After all, fashions come and go, aerodynamic styling arrives and departs, but somewhere in the collective British imagination there’s always room for a Scammell: square, stubborn, gloriously over-engineered, and entirely unconcerned with what anyone thought about its looks. Much like your average customer at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6799/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scammell-vehicles-jul-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Roundoak 9781871565027 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6798 Cross Country Cars From 1945 by Bart H Vanderveen If your idea of an off-road vehicle begins and ends with something gleaming outside a suburban coffee shop sporting tyres that have never knowingly encountered mud, then Cross Country Cars From 1945 is about to administer a gentle but thoroughly deserved reality check. Bart H. Vanderveen’s encyclopaedic work celebrates the machines that were actually built to venture beyond the tarmac, into forests, deserts, battlefields, construction sites and just about anywhere sensible people decided not to take an ordinary car. Published by Haynes in 1986, this is a wonderfully detailed survey of post-war cross-country vehicles from around the world. It covers military workhorses, rugged utility vehicles, specialist four-wheel drives and obscure mechanical marvels that were engineered with all the elegance of a cast-iron filing cabinet but the determination of an over-caffeinated mountain goat. Beauty, it turns out, is entirely optional when your primary objective is to climb a muddy hillside whilst carrying half a ton of equipment. Vanderveen was one of the foremost authorities on military and commercial vehicles, and it shows. Rather than simply producing a gallery of familiar Land Rovers and Jeeps, he digs far deeper into manufacturers and models that many enthusiasts have only ever glimpsed in grainy photographs or museum collections. Every page seems capable of introducing yet another machine whose existence prompts the inevitable question: "Someone actually built that?" Naturally, there are plenty of familiar names along the way, but they share the spotlight with wonderfully obscure creations from manufacturers who clearly looked at conventional motoring and concluded that what the world really needed was something capable of driving through a river, hauling artillery, crossing a swamp and still making it home in time for tea. Comfort, naturally, was rarely invited to these engineering meetings. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this Good-condition copy has clearly spent a little time on its own expedition through life. There may be modest signs of previous ownership, but nothing that detracts from its usefulness or charm. In fact, a pristine copy of a book devoted to mud-plugging utility vehicles almost feels suspiciously out of character. A few gentle signs of handling merely suggest it has accompanied fellow enthusiasts on more than one armchair expedition. The photography and illustrations are exactly what enthusiasts hope for: practical, informative and refreshingly free from glossy marketing nonsense. These vehicles were designed to work, not pose. They earned their reputations in impossible conditions rather than carefully lit showroom floors, and the book reflects that honest, hardworking character throughout. Whether your interests lie in military history, vintage utility vehicles, classic four-wheel drives or simply wonderfully eccentric engineering, this volume remains an absorbing reference. It captures an era when manufacturers often solved difficult problems with an abundance of steel, straightforward mechanics and the comforting assumption that if one axle wasn’t enough, adding another probably would be. So if you’ve ever admired a vehicle because it could survive crossing a mountain range rather than because it offered heated cup holders, Cross Country Cars From 1945 deserves a place on your bookshelf. It is a celebration of machines that valued durability over delicacy, capability over cosmetics and practicality over pretension. Rather like Crappy Old Books itself, really: perhaps not showroom fresh, but still perfectly capable of getting the job done long after shinier alternatives have quietly retired to the scrapyard. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6798/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cross-country-cars-from-1945-jul-2026.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes Publishing 9780854295425 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6796 Puppet on a String by Alistair MacLean Some authors write books. Alistair MacLean preferred to launch his readers into a world where everyone is lying, every friendly face is suspicious, and the nearest cup of coffee is probably consumed while trying to avoid being shot. Puppet on a String is one of those gloriously fast-moving 1970s thrillers where conspiracies unravel at breakneck speed and danger seems to lurk behind every canal bridge, warehouse door and poorly lit street corner. MacLean had an extraordinary knack for making ordinary locations feel anything but ordinary. Before long, what begins as an investigation becomes a desperate race against unseen enemies pulling invisible strings. Double-crosses pile upon betrayals, allies become liabilities, and the hero somehow manages to stay one step ahead despite the overwhelming evidence that fate has other plans. It’s all wonderfully old-school, long before modern thrillers discovered the joys of satellite tracking and smartphones. Here, tension is created the traditional way—with sharp writing, relentless pacing and the ever-present possibility that somebody is about to make your day considerably worse. This 1971 Fontana paperback has clearly lived an adventurous life of its own. It is honestly described as being in Poor condition, but not because it has been abandoned to the elements or used to prop up an uneven table leg. Rather, it has been well read, well travelled and, at some point, suffered damage to the top of the spine. Rather than simply accepting defeat and tossing it into the literary scrap heap, we’ve carried out a sympathetic repair. The top spine area has been restored with hinge protection and a carefully made replacement top spine section to strengthen what had become the book’s weakest point. No, it isn’t going to fool a collector armed with a jeweller’s loupe and a torch brighter than the sun, but it does give the book a sturdier future and allows it to continue doing what it was printed to do: be read. Think of it as the paperback equivalent of a classic car wearing a neatly fabricated repair panel. It still shows its age, and it makes no attempt to pretend otherwise, but it’s back on the road and ready for another journey. If you’re searching for a pristine investment copy, this probably isn’t your moment. If, however, you enjoy rescuing books with a bit of character, appreciate a practical repair over landfill, and simply want to lose yourself in one of Alistair MacLean’s brilliantly paced adventures, this copy still has plenty of miles left in it. After all, secret agents survive with the occasional patch-up, spies carry scars with pride, and apparently so do paperbacks. Sold with affection, a touch of irony and one rather grateful reinforced spine by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6796/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/puppet-on-a-string-jul-2026.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6795 The Complete Encyclopedia of Automatic Army Rifles by AE Hartink Military history has a habit of focusing on generals, famous battles and grand strategy, while quietly overlooking the fact that someone still had to carry the rifle. The Complete Encyclopedia of Automatic Army Rifles shifts the spotlight back where it belongs—onto the remarkable firearms that shaped conflicts across the twentieth century and beyond, charting the evolution of one of the soldier’s most important pieces of equipment. Written by A. E. Hartink, this substantial reference work explores the development of automatic and selective-fire military rifles from their early experimental beginnings through to the sophisticated assault rifles carried by modern armed forces. Covering designs from around the world, it explains how changing tactics, new ammunition and advances in engineering continually reshaped military thinking, often producing rifles that became every bit as famous as the armies that carried them. One of the book’s greatest strengths is its breadth. Legendary names sit comfortably alongside lesser-known designs that briefly promised to revolutionise warfare before quietly disappearing into obscurity. Some rifles became icons, serving for decades across multiple continents. Others enjoyed careers measured in months before somebody realised they had a slight tendency to jam, overheat or otherwise demonstrate a worrying enthusiasm for mechanical improvisation at precisely the wrong moment. The photography throughout is excellent, with large colour illustrations showcasing each firearm in impressive detail. Close-up images reveal the craftsmanship, engineering and distinctive features of every design, while the accompanying specifications provide an invaluable reference for collectors, historians and anyone fascinated by military technology. It is the sort of book that encourages readers to compare sights, stocks and operating mechanisms with an enthusiasm that may surprise even themselves. Hartink’s writing keeps the technical information approachable, explaining complex mechanical developments without assuming the reader already possesses the knowledge of an armourer. The result is a volume that serves equally well as a serious reference work and as something to browse on a rainy afternoon, inevitably leading to the discovery of fascinating rifles you’d never previously encountered but now feel strangely compelled to know more about. Of course, like any good encyclopaedia, this one has an uncanny ability to send readers wandering off into unexpected historical rabbit holes. You begin by looking up one famous service rifle and, half an hour later, find yourself absorbed in the development history of a prototype adopted by precisely one country for approximately five minutes. Somehow, it all becomes unexpectedly compelling. Our copy is in As New condition, looking considerably fresher than many of the service rifles featured within. The pages are crisp, the binding is immaculate, and it remains an impressive, heavily illustrated reference that deserves a place on the shelves of military historians, collectors and students of engineering alike. From all of us at Crappy Old Books, where our own arsenal extends little further than a particularly stubborn roll of parcel tape and the occasional sharp paper cut, comes a comprehensive guide to the engineering, history and innovation behind the military rifle. Fortunately, this is one heavyweight reference that’s far more dangerous to your free time than anything else. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6795/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-encyclopedia-of-automatic-army-rifles-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rebo Publishers 9789036614894 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6792 Works Cortina Capri and Corsair in Detail by Graham Robson There was a time when Ford’s competition department appeared to operate on the wonderfully straightforward principle that if a car existed, somebody should probably race it. The result was an extraordinary procession of Cortinas, Capris and Corsairs that spent their weekends sliding sideways through forests, charging around racing circuits or bouncing enthusiastically across rally stages before being driven home with little more than a fresh set of tyres and a hopeful glance under the bonnet. Works Cortina, Capri and Corsair in Detail is Graham Robson’s meticulous exploration of these legendary factory competition cars. Drawing upon factory records, period documentation and decades of research, Robson examines the development, engineering and competition careers of Ford’s official Works machines, revealing how relatively humble family saloons and sporty coupés became giant-killers in the hands of talented drivers and determined engineers. The beauty of this book lies in its astonishing level of detail. Individual chassis are tracked through their competition lives, specification changes are documented with forensic precision, and readers are treated to an abundance of period photographs showing these cars exactly as they appeared during their glory days. This isn’t merely a history book; it’s something approaching automotive detective work, piecing together the stories of machines that have become legends in historic motorsport circles. Naturally, you’ll encounter many of the famous names associated with Ford’s competition success, alongside mechanics who somehow managed to keep highly strung racing engines alive using little more than engineering skill, determination and what one suspects was an industrial quantity of tea. It was an era when race weekends involved equal measures of preparation, improvisation and occasionally wondering whether the gearbox would survive one more stage. Sometimes it did. Sometimes it provided valuable educational opportunities for everyone involved. The photography is superb throughout, capturing the cars in workshops, on rally stages, at race circuits and during development. Every dent, decal and hastily applied repair tells part of the story, reminding us that these weren’t museum pieces wrapped in cotton wool—they were working competition cars, expected to endure punishment that would have most ordinary road cars quietly requesting early retirement. Robson writes with the authority of someone who has spent decades immersed in Ford’s motorsport history, yet never loses sight of the sheer enjoyment these machines continue to inspire. Whether you’re fascinated by homologation specials, chassis numbers, rally preparation or simply appreciate seeing Mk1 Cortinas and Capris being exercised exactly as their designers secretly hoped they would be, there’s something here to savour. Our copy is in As New condition, meaning it has been treated with considerably more care than the cars featured inside. The pages are immaculate, the binding is excellent, and it looks ready to take pride of place on the bookshelf of any Ford enthusiast—preferably somewhere safely away from oily fingerprints and spontaneous discussions about the correct shade of Ermine White. From all of us at Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe every family car secretly dreams of becoming a rally winner, comes a superbly researched celebration of Ford’s glorious Works competition programme. It’s considerably cheaper than buying an ex-Works Cortina, and infinitely easier to park. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6792/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/works-cortinas-corsair-and-capri-in-detail-jul-2026.jpg 17.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herridge and Sons Ltd 9781906133719 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6791 Bentley - A Legend Reborn by Graham Robson Bentley has always occupied a rather curious corner of the motoring world. It is the sort of marque capable of producing cars that can thunder effortlessly across continents at indecent speeds while allowing their occupants to arrive looking as though they’ve merely popped out for afternoon tea. It is also one of the few manufacturers whose brochure could comfortably include the phrases "hand-stitched leather," "twin-turbocharged W12," and "walnut veneer harvested from sustainable forests" without anyone raising an eyebrow. Bentley – A Legend Reborn tells the remarkable story of one of motoring’s greatest comebacks. Graham Robson charts Bentley’s dramatic transformation from a glorious sporting marque, through decades of shared identity with Rolls-Royce, to its spectacular renaissance under Volkswagen ownership. The result was not merely a revival, but the rebirth of Bentley as a manufacturer capable of building some of the fastest, most luxurious grand tourers the world had ever seen. Robson explores the development of modern icons such as the Continental GT, Flying Spur, Azure, Arnage and Brooklands, explaining the engineering, craftsmanship and ambition behind each model. Along the way, he examines the enormous investment required to modernise the historic Crewe factory while somehow preserving the traditions of skilled craftsmen who still seemed perfectly happy spending entire working days making pieces of wood look even more like expensive pieces of wood. The photography throughout is every bit as lavish as the cars themselves. Gleaming bodywork, beautifully appointed interiors and engines polished to jewellery standards fill the pages, occasionally making one wonder whether Bentley manufactures automobiles or simply very fast drawing rooms. Every image celebrates the extraordinary attention to detail that has become synonymous with the winged "B", from mirror-finished paintwork to leather hides selected with a level of scrutiny normally reserved for fine art. Of course, Bentley ownership has always occupied that curious intersection where engineering excellence meets financial optimism. These are cars that can cross Europe in serene silence at motorway speeds while carrying enough handcrafted timber to furnish a respectable library. They are also machines whose optional extras occasionally cost more than perfectly respectable family hatchbacks. Such is the price of travelling first class without leaving the road. Written in Graham Robson’s engaging and authoritative style, the book balances technical insight with historical perspective, making it equally enjoyable whether you’re fascinated by chassis development, intrigued by corporate history or simply appreciate beautifully engineered motor cars. It’s the sort of volume that encourages readers to casually browse a few pages before suddenly discovering they’ve become surprisingly invested in discussions about coachbuilding techniques and engine architecture. Our copy is in As New condition, looking every bit as immaculate as the Bentleys showcased within. The pages are crisp, the binding is excellent, and it presents beautifully on the shelf—preferably one made from wood that’s slightly less exclusive than Bentley’s dashboard veneers. From all of us at Crappy Old Books, where our company transport budget extends comfortably to the bus stop, comes a celebration of a marque that proved legends can indeed be reborn. The only thing missing is the faint aroma of Connolly leather and the reassuring knowledge that someone else is paying the servicing bills. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6791/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bentley-a-legend-reborn-jul-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes Publishing 9781844254910 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6790 Morris Minor - The Official Photo Album by Jon Pressnell Here’s one in the same style, with no external links or references: Some cars earn their place in history through breathtaking performance. Others by looking impossibly futuristic. The Morris Minor achieved immortality by being utterly sensible, almost comically dependable, and somehow becoming one of the most beloved British cars ever built. It is the automotive equivalent of a well-made teapot: never flashy, never fashionable for very long, yet quietly impossible to dislike. Morris Minor – The Official Photo Album is less a conventional history and more a lovingly assembled family album, except the relatives are all wearing chrome grilles and smiling through round headlamps. Drawing upon the remarkable archives of the Heritage Motor Centre, Jon Pressnell presents an extraordinary collection of factory photographs, development images, publicity shots and rarely seen period photographs that capture the Minor throughout its long and distinguished life. It is a visual celebration of a car that somehow managed to transport builders, vicars, newlyweds, travelling salesmen, families of six and at least one Labrador, often simultaneously. The photographs are the real stars here. They preserve an era when cars were proudly displayed outside freshly built housing estates, on spotless suburban driveways and in impossibly optimistic advertising campaigns where every family appeared delighted to be driving through drizzle. There are elegant saloons, practical Travellers, hardworking vans and cheerful convertibles, all presented with the sort of photographic care usually reserved for royalty or endangered wildlife. Jon Pressnell’s accompanying text provides exactly the right balance of historical detail and entertaining insight, explaining how the Minor evolved from post-war necessity into a national institution. Production changes, engineering developments and fascinating snippets of social history are woven together with the photographs, reminding the reader that this wasn’t simply a successful car—it was part of Britain’s recovery, growth and everyday life for more than two decades. Of course, the Morris Minor’s greatest trick was making ordinary motoring seem rather extraordinary. It wasn’t particularly fast, particularly luxurious or particularly expensive, but it possessed a character that modern cars spend millions trying to imitate with heritage editions and nostalgic marketing departments. Somewhere along the way it became less of a vehicle and more of an old friend, which is no mean feat for something assembled largely from steel, bolts and optimism. Our copy is in Fine condition, looking every bit as dignified as the cars filling its pages. The binding is tight, the pages are clean, and it remains a handsome coffee-table volume that you’ll almost certainly open intending to browse for five minutes before emerging an hour later wondering why nobody paints cars in Smoke Grey or Trafalgar Blue anymore. From all of us at Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe a shelf full of motoring books is cheaper than restoring the actual cars, comes a photographic tribute to one of Britain’s greatest automotive success stories. It may not smell faintly of warm engine oil and damp carpets like a real Morris Minor, but it’s considerably easier to keep in the house. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6790/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/morris-minor-the-official-photo-album-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heritage Motor Centre 9781844255184 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6789 Morris Minor Traveller - The Complete Companion by Ray Newell Here’s one for Crappy Old Books in the usual style: Some cars are restored. Others are worshipped. The Morris Minor Traveller somehow manages to be both, despite looking like it ought to be delivering eggs to a village post office while a Labrador hangs out of the back. If you’ve ever found yourself admiring that gloriously unapologetic ash-framed rear end and wondering whether owning one is a delightful hobby or a lifelong commitment to varnish, then Ray Newell has already done the hard work for you. Morris Minor Traveller – The Complete Companion is exactly what it claims to be: a lovingly detailed guide to Britain’s most charming timber-clad workhorse. Covering the evolution of the 803cc, 948cc and 1098cc Traveller models, it explores specification changes, production quirks, rare variants and special-purpose conversions, while also venturing into the wonderfully niche world of military, coastguard and even Barbados Police Travellers. Because naturally, if you’re buying a book about Morris Travellers, you’ll eventually find yourself asking, "What did the Barbados police drive in the 1950s?" Ray Newell clearly anticipated this. One of the great strengths of this volume is that it refuses to romanticise ownership quite as much as many classic car books. Yes, the Traveller is an icon of British motoring, but it is also a vehicle whose famously beautiful wooden framework occasionally reminds its owner that wood has certain opinions about moisture, gravity and the passage of time. Thankfully, the comprehensive restoration section walks through timber repairs and replacement with reassuring clarity, making what initially appears to be cabinet making with wheels seem almost achievable. Almost. Beyond restoration, Newell sensibly acknowledges that many owners enjoy actually driving their cars rather than merely polishing them at village fêtes. Chapters covering sympathetic upgrades—including improved braking, modern gearboxes, engine swaps and suspension improvements—offer practical advice for bringing the Traveller into the twenty-first century without accidentally turning it into something resembling a hot hatch disguised as a garden shed. Illustrated throughout with hundreds of photographs, factory details and period references, this is the sort of book that quietly expands from "I’ll just have a quick look" into an entire afternoon disappearing beneath diagrams of bodywork joints and production changes. The next thing you know you’re explaining to bewildered family members why a 1957 ash frame differs subtly from a 1962 one, and why this is obviously fascinating. Our copy is in As New condition, meaning it has survived rather better than many of the Travellers it celebrates. The pages are crisp, the binding is excellent, and it looks ready to accompany someone embarking on a restoration—or simply someone who enjoys reading about sensible British cars that somehow became national treasures despite possessing the aerodynamic qualities of a wardrobe. From all of us at Crappy Old Books, where automotive obsession is treated as a perfectly reasonable lifestyle choice, we present a volume that’s every bit as dependable as the little estate it celebrates—only this one won’t require annual applications of yacht varnish. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6789/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/morris-minor-traveller-the-complete-companion-jul-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herridge and Sons Ltd 9781906133450 GB Standard 5.95 GBP COB-6787 A Lifetime with Cars by Rivers Fletcher Some people own cars. Others spend a lifetime with them. There is a considerable difference. The former know where the fuel goes and perhaps remember the MOT date. The latter can identify a pre-war radiator grille at two hundred yards, happily lose an afternoon discussing carburettors with complete strangers, and possess an alarming number of photographs in which they are standing proudly beside machinery worth considerably more now than when they first bought it. A Lifetime with Cars is exactly the sort of book that could only have been written by someone who has lived and breathed motoring for decades. In this engaging memoir, Rivers Fletcher reflects on a lifelong passion for the motor car, weaving together personal recollections, historical observations and the many unforgettable vehicles that crossed his path. It is part autobiography, part motoring history and part affectionate tribute to an era when driving demanded a little more skill, maintenance involved getting your hands dirty, and every journey carried at least the faint possibility of an unexpected mechanical adventure. The book ranges across decades of automotive development, introducing readers to classic marques, memorable personalities and the changing landscape of British motoring. Fletcher writes with warmth, humour and an obvious depth of experience, capturing not only the machines themselves but also the people who restored them, raced them, cherished them and occasionally wondered why they had ever decided that rebuilding an elderly gearbox on a rainy Sunday afternoon would be relaxing. Beautifully illustrated throughout, this substantial volume contains a wealth of photographs that complement the narrative perfectly. From elegant vintage tourers to charismatic sporting machinery, every page reminds us that classic cars possess something increasingly difficult to manufacture: character. Modern vehicles may offer satellite navigation, heated cup holders and enough electronic assistants to pilot a small spacecraft, but they rarely inspire quite the same emotional attachment as a machine that occasionally requires encouraging words before agreeing to start. Fletcher’s enthusiasm is infectious, and his stories are filled with the gentle wisdom that only comes from decades immersed in the motoring world. There are triumphs, frustrations, unexpected discoveries and countless moments that will resonate with anyone who has ever fallen hopelessly under the spell of historic automobiles. Even readers without oil in their veins will find themselves drawn into a world where craftsmanship mattered, individuality flourished and every car seemed to have a story worth telling. This copy is in Good condition. It has been read and enjoyed, remaining clean, complete and entirely sound throughout. One point worth mentioning is that the book has developed a very slight curve to the boards, something that is really only noticeable because it is such a large, substantial volume. It has no effect on the contents, binding or readability, and is simply one of those minor characteristics that occasionally appears in oversized books after years on the shelf. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the name continues to suggest a warehouse of literary waifs and strays while quietly producing distinguished volumes like this instead. We can’t promise this book will persuade you to spend your retirement searching for impossible-to-find spares or debating the merits of magneto ignition with fellow enthusiasts, but it may well leave you wondering whether the golden age of motoring was less about the cars themselves and more about the wonderfully eccentric people who devoted a lifetime to keeping them alive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6787/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-lifetime-with-cars-jul-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage Car Publishers 9780952586302 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6785 The A-Z of Popular Scooters and Microcars - Cruising in Style by Michael Dan Some vehicles were designed to conquer continents. Others were designed to nip down to the bakery, squeeze into parking spaces that physics insists shouldn’t exist, and consume fuel with the enthusiasm of a particularly restrained goldfish. The A–Z of Popular Scooters and Microcars: Cruising in Style is a charming celebration of these delightfully diminutive machines, proving once and for all that automotive enjoyment has never been measured purely in horsepower—or indeed in the number of doors. Michael Dan’s entertaining guide takes readers on an alphabetical tour through the wonderfully eccentric world of scooters and microcars, featuring everything from post-war bubble cars and quirky three-wheelers to elegant Italian scooters and ingenious city cars. It is a world populated by names both famous and obscure, where necessity inspired remarkable creativity and engineers routinely achieved the seemingly impossible by asking, "What if we simply made everything smaller?" The book explores the fascinating stories behind these compact classics, explaining how fuel shortages, economic recovery and crowded cities encouraged manufacturers across Europe and beyond to rethink personal transport. The result was an astonishing variety of tiny vehicles, many of which displayed engineering ingenuity far beyond their modest dimensions. Some looked futuristic, some looked faintly bewildered, and a few appeared as though someone had accidentally built a car from the leftovers of a garden shed—but all possessed an undeniable charm. Illustrated throughout with an excellent selection of colour photographs, the volume showcases an extraordinary range of machines that have become cult favourites among collectors. Whether it’s a cheerful Vespa, a stylish Lambretta, a Messerschmitt bubble car, a Heinkel cabin scooter or any number of wonderfully obscure creations, every page introduces another reminder that the history of motoring is far richer—and considerably stranger—than the average motorway would have you believe. Michael Dan writes with enthusiasm and affection, blending historical background, technical information and entertaining anecdotes into a volume that is equally rewarding for dedicated enthusiasts and casual readers. You don’t need to own a microcar to enjoy the stories, although you may find yourself idly browsing classified adverts afterwards while wondering whether 12 horsepower is really all anyone ever needed. This copy is in Good condition. It has been read and enjoyed, showing the expected signs of careful use, but remains clean, complete and perfectly sound throughout. It’s an honest, attractive copy of a book that is every bit as engaging today as when it was first published. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the name continues to promise piles of weary paperbacks while quietly uncovering delightful volumes like this instead. We can’t guarantee that reading it will persuade you to commute in a bubble car or arrive at the supermarket on a vintage scooter with a wicker basket strapped to the front, but stranger things have happened. After all, the machines celebrated here remind us that life’s most memorable journeys don’t necessarily require the biggest engine—sometimes they simply require a sense of humour, a little imagination, and a willingness to travel at a pace where people can actually wave back. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6785/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-a-to-z-of-popular-scooters-and-microcars-jul-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781845840884 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6784 Custom VWs Beetles Bugs Kit Cars and Buggies - A Colour Family Album Special by David Sparrow and Andrea Sparrow There are people who look at a perfectly good Volkswagen Beetle and think, "That’s lovely." Then there are those who look at the very same car and think, "Yes... but what if it had a fibreglass body, no roof, enormous rear tyres, a beach theme and enough chrome to be visible from low Earth orbit?" Custom VWs: Beetles, Bugs, Kit Cars and Buggies joyfully celebrates the wonderfully imaginative world that emerged when enthusiasts decided the humble Beetle was not merely a car, but a blank canvas for almost limitless creativity. Written by David and Andrea Sparrow, this entertaining volume explores the colourful universe of customised Volkswagens, from lovingly modified Beetles and Cal-Look classics to dune buggies, kit cars and an astonishing assortment of one-off creations that demonstrate just how versatile Ferdinand Porsche’s original design really was. The Beetle’s simple mechanical layout, rugged reliability and separate chassis made it one of the most modified cars in history, spawning an entire industry dedicated to making something already distinctive even more so. As part of Veloce Publishing’s acclaimed Colour Family Album series, this special edition is packed with vibrant colour photographs showcasing the sheer variety of customised Volkswagens from around the world. Every page introduces another ingenious interpretation, whether it’s a beautifully restored classic with subtle performance upgrades or something so radically transformed that only the unmistakable flat-four engine hints at its humble origins. Somewhere, an accountant once looked at a standard Beetle and accidentally inspired a generation of automotive artists. The book also delves into the fascinating history of the kit car movement, where enterprising manufacturers discovered that a reliable Volkswagen chassis could underpin almost anything the imagination could devise. Replicas of exotic sports cars, futuristic roadsters, beach buggies and gloriously impractical weekend toys all found eager buyers, proving that automotive dreams occasionally require more enthusiasm than common sense—and that is very often no bad thing. David and Andrea Sparrow write with obvious affection for the subject, blending historical background with technical insight and a genuine appreciation for the ingenuity of Volkswagen enthusiasts. Whether you’re fascinated by restoration, modification or simply enjoy seeing what happens when engineers and dreamers collaborate, the result is an endlessly entertaining journey through one of motoring’s most inventive subcultures. This copy is in Near Fine condition, with bright, clean pages, a tight binding and only the lightest traces of previous ownership. It presents beautifully and would make an excellent addition to the bookshelf of any Volkswagen enthusiast, kit car builder or admirer of automotive individuality. Offered, as always, by Crappy Old Books, where the name continues to promise a cardboard box of well-worn paperbacks while quietly producing gems like this instead. We can’t promise you’ll immediately feel the urge to buy an angle grinder, a fibreglass body shell and a donor Beetle from someone’s barn, but we wouldn’t entirely rule it out. After all, the history of custom Volkswagens is built upon the wonderfully optimistic belief that almost anything is possible with enough imagination, a decent toolkit and a complete disregard for what the neighbours might think. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6784/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/custom-vws-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781901295047 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6782 Fiat and Abarth 500 and 600 - Colour Family Albums by David Sparrow and Andrea Sparrow There are small cars, and then there are cultural icons that somehow manage to squeeze an entire nation’s personality into something barely longer than an optimistic sofa. The Fiat 500 and 600 did exactly that, becoming symbols of post-war Italy, affordable freedom and cheerful engineering. Add a little Abarth magic into the mix and these modest little runabouts suddenly developed an alarming enthusiasm for embarrassing much larger machinery. Fiat and Abarth 500 and 600 – Colour Family Albums celebrates these charismatic pocket-sized legends in all their wonderfully eccentric glory. Written by David and Andrea Sparrow, this delightful volume traces the story of Fiat’s diminutive masterpieces, from the practical family transport that helped mobilise a recovering Europe to the fire-breathing Abarth variants that proved cubic capacity and driving enjoyment are only loosely acquainted. It explores the evolution of the various models, their styling changes, technical developments and the countless subtle details that enthusiasts delight in spotting from fifty paces. As part of Veloce Publishing’s popular Colour Family Albums series, the book is lavishly illustrated throughout with high-quality colour photographs. Each model is presented with an eye for authenticity, showcasing factory specifications, period details and beautifully preserved examples that capture the charm of these tiny Italian classics. Whether it’s the unmistakable smile of the Nuova 500 or the purposeful stance of an Abarth-tuned pocket rocket, every page radiates character. The Sparrows write with genuine affection and considerable expertise, making the history accessible without drowning readers in technical jargon. Along the way, they explain why these little Fiats became such enduring favourites across Europe and beyond. They were economical, easy to maintain and possessed an endearing optimism that suggested almost any journey was possible—provided you weren’t in an enormous hurry and didn’t object to occasionally being overtaken by particularly determined cyclists on steep hills. Of course, the arrival of Carlo Abarth changed the conversation entirely. By applying engineering wizardry, lightweight thinking and a healthy disregard for the assumption that small engines should remain quiet, Abarth transformed humble Fiats into giant-slaying competition machines. The result was proof that performance isn’t measured purely in horsepower; sometimes it’s measured in the size of the grin plastered across the driver’s face. This copy is in Very Good condition, with clean pages, a sound binding and only light signs of previous ownership. It remains an attractive and highly presentable example, ready to delight collectors of classic Fiat literature, Italian motoring enthusiasts or anyone who appreciates cars with personalities considerably larger than their dimensions. Offered, naturally, by Crappy Old Books, where the company name continues to promise weary old paperbacks rescued from forgotten lofts while somehow producing beautifully illustrated motoring books like this instead. Unlike owning an actual classic Fiat, this volume won’t require you to become intimately acquainted with carburettors, electrical gremlins or the subtle art of persuading a reluctant starter motor to cooperate. It simply celebrates two of Italy’s most lovable automotive creations—and the ingenious Abarth versions that proved you don’t need a V12 to have an extraordinarily good time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6782/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fiat-and-abarth-500-and-600-jul-2026.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6780 Sixty Years of the Citroen 2CV 1937-1997 by John Reynolds Some cars are designed to impress the neighbours. The Citroën 2CV was designed to carry a basket of eggs across a ploughed field without breaking a single one. One of those ambitions has aged rather better than the other. With its hammock-like seats, delightfully unconventional engineering and bodywork that seemed to regard straight lines as an unnecessary extravagance, the 2CV became one of the most beloved—and instantly recognisable—cars ever built. Sixty Years of the Citroën 2CV 1937–1997 is a fitting tribute to a machine that proved practicality and personality could happily occupy the same chassis. John Reynolds charts the remarkable history of the "Deux Chevaux" from its secret pre-war development through its extraordinary post-war success and eventual status as a motoring icon. Conceived as simple, affordable transport for rural France, the 2CV went on to become a cultural phenomenon, adored by farmers, students, artists, eccentrics and anyone who valued ingenuity over extravagance. Few cars have inspired such fierce loyalty while simultaneously looking as though they were assembled from a handful of corrugated optimism and several very determined French engineers. The book explores every stage of the 2CV’s evolution, examining the various models, mechanical developments and countless special editions that appeared during its astonishing six-decade lifespan. Along the way, Reynolds explains why so many of Citroën’s unconventional ideas turned out to be quietly brilliant, even if they occasionally caused rival manufacturers to scratch their heads in polite disbelief. Illustrated throughout with a generous selection of colour and black-and-white photographs, the volume captures the 2CV in all its quirky charm. Whether photographed on sleepy French country lanes, bustling city streets or at classic car gatherings, the little Citroën somehow manages to appear permanently cheerful. It is one of those rare vehicles that seems incapable of looking aggressive, even when travelling downhill with a favourable tailwind. Reynolds writes with genuine affection and considerable knowledge, balancing historical detail with an appreciation for the peculiar appeal that has kept the 2CV alive in the hearts of enthusiasts long after production finally ceased. It’s a fascinating account of a car that repeatedly ignored fashion, convention and common expectations, only to emerge as one of the twentieth century’s true automotive classics. This copy is in Near Fine condition, with clean pages, a bright cover and only the lightest indications of previous ownership. It presents beautifully and would make an excellent addition to the library of Citroën enthusiasts, classic car collectors or anyone who appreciates engineering that dared to take an entirely different route. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the name continues to promise a dusty pile of neglected paperbacks while quietly producing handsome motoring volumes like this instead. Unlike owning an actual 2CV, this book requires no annual battle with galvanised chassis inspections, canvas roof adjustments or enthusiastic strangers wandering over to tell you about the one their uncle drove across Europe in 1974. It simply celebrates one of the most charmingly unconventional cars ever to grace the world’s roads—a machine that cheerfully proved common sense and eccentricity can, occasionally, be exactly the same thing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6780/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sixty-years-of-the-citroen-2cv-jul-2026.jpg 26.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sutton Publishing 9780750913508 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6779 Wartime Jeeps - WW2 Jeeps - Prototypes Production Models and Special Versions by Graham Scott Some vehicles become famous because they were rare. The Jeep achieved immortality by being almost everywhere at once. From muddy European battlefields to Pacific islands, from North African deserts to frozen mountain tracks, it became one of the defining machines of the Second World War—small enough to squeeze through impossible terrain, tough enough to endure astonishing punishment, and simple enough to keep running with little more than determination, ingenuity and the occasional strategically applied hammer. Wartime Jeeps is a fascinating tribute to the little four-wheel-drive legend that helped change the course of military history. In this richly researched volume, Graham Scott explores the complete wartime story of the Jeep, from its hurried origins and experimental prototypes through to the production models that rolled off assembly lines in extraordinary numbers. The book also ventures into the lesser-known special versions and field modifications that demonstrate just how adaptable this remarkable machine proved to be. It turns out that if soldiers needed something carrying, towing, rescuing, scouting or occasionally improvising, someone inevitably looked at a Jeep and thought, "That’ll probably do." The history is presented with an impressive level of detail, examining the fierce competition that led to the Jeep’s development, the differences between manufacturers, and the engineering decisions that created one of the most successful military vehicles ever built. Scott also highlights the countless specialist adaptations, from radio and ambulance variants to airborne and amphibious experiments, reminding readers that military engineers have never been shy about asking perfectly ordinary vehicles to perform utterly extraordinary tasks. Illustrated throughout with a wealth of photographs, technical information and period material, the book offers an absorbing visual record of the Jeep in service. The images capture these versatile machines in every conceivable environment, often plastered in mud, laden with equipment and somehow still looking ready for another hundred miles. Modern SUVs may boast heated seats, touchscreens and seventeen driving modes, but few could claim to have liberated a continent before lunchtime. Published by Herridge & Sons, the production quality is excellent, with crisp printing, attractive design and generous illustrations throughout. Whether you’re restoring a wartime Jeep, researching military transport, or simply fascinated by one of the twentieth century’s greatest engineering success stories, this is a volume that rewards careful reading as much as casual browsing. This copy is in Near Fine condition, with clean pages, a tight binding and only the lightest signs of previous ownership. It presents beautifully and would make an excellent addition to the library of military historians, vehicle enthusiasts or anyone with an appreciation for engineering that favours rugged practicality over unnecessary complication. Offered, as always, by Crappy Old Books, where the name continues to suggest shelves groaning beneath dubious paperbacks while quietly producing handsome books like this instead. Unlike an authentic wartime Jeep, this one won’t require a supply of spare parts, military-grade maintenance or a willingness to start every journey with crossed fingers. It simply offers a wonderfully detailed celebration of the little vehicle that proved, beyond almost any doubt, that history’s biggest achievements sometimes arrive in surprisingly compact packages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6779/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wartime-jeeps-jul-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herridge and Sons Ltd 9781906133375 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6778 The John Deere Tractor Legacy by Don Macmillan Some machines become successful products. Others become institutions. John Deere tractors have spent generations ploughing fields, pulling impossible loads, surviving impossible owners and proving, year after year, that reliability is sometimes more valuable than glamour. While sports cars spend their weekends polishing chrome at classic car shows, John Deeres have traditionally been far too busy earning a living to worry about such things. The John Deere Tractor Legacy is a richly illustrated tribute to one of the most recognisable names ever to rumble across the world’s farmland. Don Macmillan traces the remarkable history of the company from its nineteenth-century beginnings through to the legendary tractors that transformed agriculture across the globe. Along the way, readers discover how a modest blacksmith’s enterprise evolved into one of the world’s best-known engineering brands, producing machines whose distinctive green-and-yellow livery has become almost as famous as the crops they help produce. The book celebrates the engineering evolution of John Deere’s tractors, examining the pioneering designs, technological innovations and iconic models that have earned devoted followings among farmers, collectors and vintage machinery enthusiasts alike. From early steel-wheeled workhorses to more sophisticated diesel-powered giants, every generation reflects changing farming practices and the relentless drive to make hard work just a little less hard. Beautifully illustrated throughout, the volume is packed with colour photographs and historical images that showcase these remarkable machines in all their purposeful glory. It’s a reminder that tractors possess a curious sort of beauty entirely their own. Their appeal isn’t found in sweeping sports-car curves or glamorous styling, but in solid engineering, functional design and the quiet confidence of something built to outlast several owners, two barns and possibly civilisation itself. Macmillan writes with genuine enthusiasm and authority, balancing technical information with engaging historical context. Whether you’re fascinated by agricultural history, mechanical engineering or simply enjoy seeing beautifully restored vintage machinery, this is an absorbing volume that rewards both casual browsing and more careful reading. It also serves as a useful reminder that almost everything we eat owes something to machines like these, even if they rarely receive quite the same admiration as their faster, shinier automotive cousins. This copy is in Good condition. It has been read and appreciated over the years, showing the expected signs of careful use, yet remains clean, complete and perfectly sound. In many ways it’s rather like the tractors it celebrates: honest, dependable and still ready for many more years of service without demanding unnecessary attention. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the name continues to suggest literary survivors rescued from collapsing sheds, only to produce handsome and thoroughly respectable volumes like this instead. Whether you’re a lifelong John Deere enthusiast, a collector of agricultural history or simply someone who appreciates machinery built with practicality rather than pretension in mind, The John Deere Tractor Legacy is a fitting tribute to a brand that has spent generations proving that true greatness doesn’t always arrive at 200 miles per hour—sometimes it arrives steadily, in low gear, with a plough attached. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6778/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-john-deere-tractor-legacy-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Japonica Press 9781904686026 GB Standard 5.95 GBP COB-6777 Behind the Wheel by Michael J Burgess Some people regard driving as a simple means of getting from one place to another. Others understand that it is an endlessly entertaining theatre of human behaviour, populated by optimistic learners, overconfident commuters, enthusiastic Sunday drivers, sat-nav sceptics, serial back-seat critics and that one individual who firmly believes indicators are an optional luxury. Behind the Wheel takes a wonderfully observant look at our relationship with the motor car, proving that while vehicles have evolved dramatically, the people operating them remain reassuringly eccentric. Michael J. Burgess explores the many quirks, customs and curiosities of life behind the wheel, blending motoring history, fascinating anecdotes and gentle humour into a thoroughly enjoyable read. Whether discussing memorable cars, unusual journeys, driving habits or the strange rituals that accompany motoring, Burgess reminds us that owning a car has never been solely about transport—it has always been about personalities, aspirations and occasionally wondering why the dashboard warning light has suddenly decided today is the day to become involved. The book wanders through the rich tapestry of motoring culture with an easy conversational style, celebrating everything from iconic vehicles and famous roads to the peculiar social conventions that somehow developed around driving. It serves as a reminder that every generation believes it contains the last truly competent motorists, while simultaneously insisting that everyone else on the road has somehow acquired a licence through a competition on the back of a cereal packet. Beautifully produced by Michael O’Mara Books, Behind the Wheel is packed with entertaining facts, engaging stories and attractive illustrations that make it perfect for dipping into whenever a few spare minutes appear. It isn’t a workshop manual or a technical guide—it is a celebration of the endlessly fascinating world that surrounds the automobile and the wonderfully unpredictable creatures who insist on sitting behind its steering wheel. Whether you’re a lifelong petrolhead, a casual admirer of classic cars or simply someone who has ever found themselves trapped behind a caravan travelling at geological speed on a bank holiday weekend, there is plenty here to raise a smile. Burgess writes with affection rather than cynicism, capturing the peculiar charm of motoring in a way that feels nostalgic without becoming sentimental. This copy is in Very Good condition, with clean pages, a sound binding and only light signs of previous ownership. It remains an attractive, well-preserved example that is ready to be enjoyed by its next custodian, whether destined for the bedside table, the coffee table or the glovebox—although the latter may require a rather generously proportioned vehicle. Offered, as always, by Crappy Old Books, where the name continues to imply a warehouse of literary survivors held together with optimism and sticky tape, while quietly producing handsome books like this instead. Behind the Wheel is a charming reminder that although cars may become faster, safer and increasingly capable of parking themselves, the wonderfully irrational business of being human behind the wheel remains gloriously unchanged. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6777/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/behind-the-wheel-jul-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael OMara Books Ltd 9781854795830 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6776 Land Rover - British Four-Wheel Drive from 1948 by Chris Bennett There are vehicles that transport you from A to B, and then there are Land Rovers, whose traditional approach has always been to ask why you’re bothering with roads in the first place. Built with the sort of rugged honesty that suggested comfort was something to be considered only after crossing a river, climbing a mountain and towing a tractor out of a ditch, the Land Rover became one of Britain’s greatest engineering success stories—and arguably the only vehicle capable of looking perfectly at home outside both a stately home and a sheep shed. In Land Rover: British Four-Wheel Drive from 1948, Chris Bennett traces the remarkable story of the marque from its post-war beginnings to its emergence as a global motoring icon. What began as a practical agricultural machine, inspired in part by the wartime Jeep, soon found itself pressed into service everywhere from African safaris and military operations to scientific expeditions and Sunday trips to the garden centre. Few vehicles have managed to be quite so indispensable to so many completely different people. Published as part of Osprey’s respected Colour Classics series, the book is packed with period and contemporary photographs, showcasing the evolution of the Land Rover through its many Series models and early Defenders. Bennett explores the engineering changes, production history and the personalities behind the vehicles, while also celebrating the rugged simplicity that allowed owners armed with little more than a spanner, a length of baler twine and unshakeable optimism to keep them running in the most inhospitable corners of the globe. The photographs are a particular delight, capturing Land Rovers doing precisely what they were designed to do—covered in mud, hauling improbable loads, crossing rivers and generally behaving as though asphalt were merely an optional extra. It’s a refreshing contrast to modern four-wheel drives, many of which spend their lives heroically negotiating supermarket speed bumps while proudly displaying enough off-road accessories to conquer the Himalayas, should Waitrose ever relocate there. Bennett’s writing is accessible and engaging, making this an enjoyable read whether you’re a lifelong Land Rover enthusiast, a classic vehicle collector or simply curious about one of Britain’s most enduring automotive legends. The combination of historical insight and lavish illustration makes it just as rewarding to browse casually as it is to study in detail. This copy is in Good condition. It shows the expected signs of having been read and appreciated over the years but remains clean, complete and perfectly sound. It’s exactly the sort of honest condition that somehow feels entirely appropriate for a book about Land Rovers—machines that have always worn a few scratches as badges of honour rather than imperfections. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the name suggests a collection of forgotten odds and ends but occasionally uncovers gems like this instead. If you’ve ever believed that proper motoring involves low-range gears, a permanent smell of damp canvas and the comforting knowledge that your destination is merely a suggestion rather than a certainty, this is a thoroughly enjoyable tribute to one of Britain’s most beloved and endlessly capable vehicles. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6776/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/land-rover-jul-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Osprey Colour Classics 9781855326507 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6775 The Car - A History of the Automobile by Jonathan Glancey Few inventions have transformed the world quite like the motor car. It has liberated millions, clogged cities, inspired engineers, enriched oil companies, emptied wallets and, perhaps most impressively, convinced generations of otherwise sensible adults that spending a small fortune on something that loses value the moment it leaves the showroom is a perfectly rational life choice. The Car: A History of the Automobile embraces this extraordinary story with enthusiasm, charting more than a century of innovation, ambition and the occasional gloriously misguided idea. Jonathan Glancey, one of Britain’s most respected architecture and design writers, takes readers on a fascinating journey from the pioneering machines that startled horses at the end of the nineteenth century to the sophisticated engineering marvels of the modern era. Along the way you’ll encounter inventors, visionaries, industrialists and racing legends, each convinced they had built the definitive automobile—right up until somebody else came along with something faster, sleeker or fitted with an extra cup holder. Beautifully illustrated throughout, the book explores not only the technical evolution of the motor car but also its cultural significance. Cars have become symbols of freedom, status, rebellion and aspiration. They’ve starred in films, won wars, inspired songs, broken speed records and provided countless families with unforgettable holidays that somehow always began at 5 a.m. and included at least one heated discussion over whether anyone remembered to pack the sandwiches. The volume covers legendary marques and iconic models from around the world, celebrating engineering brilliance alongside automotive artistry. From humble runabouts that faithfully carried generations to work and back, to impossibly exotic supercars capable of reaching speeds better suited to low-flying aircraft, Glancey captures the astonishing diversity of machines that have shaped modern life. Carlton Books has produced this as a handsome, generously illustrated hardback, packed with striking photography and engaging commentary. It works equally well as a reference book, a coffee-table conversation piece or simply an excuse to spend an afternoon admiring beautiful machinery while quietly convincing yourself that garage space is the only thing standing between you and automotive greatness. This copy is in Good condition. It has clearly been read and enjoyed, with the sort of gentle signs of use that one might reasonably expect from a substantial illustrated volume, but it remains clean, sound and entirely presentable. In other words, it has acquired a little character without becoming a restoration project—a distinction every classic car owner understands all too well. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the company name continues to promise dog-eared paperbacks rescued from damp sheds while persistently delivering handsome volumes like this instead. Whether you’re a lifelong petrolhead, a student of industrial design or simply fascinated by humanity’s relentless determination to travel ever faster while insisting the journey is "all about the scenery", The Car: A History of the Automobile is a wonderfully entertaining celebration of one of civilisation’s greatest—and occasionally most exasperating—inventions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6775/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-car-a-history-of-the-automobile-jul-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Carlton Books 9781844422197 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6774 Aston Martin by Rainer W Schlegelmilch Some marques build cars. Aston Martin has always seemed rather more interested in building aspirations wrapped in aluminium. Equal parts engineering, elegance and effortless cool, the name has become shorthand for British grand touring at its most refined, proving that it is entirely possible to travel at indecent speed while looking as though you’re merely on your way to a particularly civilised lunch. This sumptuous volume by renowned automotive photographer Rainer W. Schlegelmilch is a visual celebration of one of the world’s most iconic manufacturers. Covering Aston Martin’s remarkable history from its earliest creations through to the modern era, it explores the company’s legendary road cars, racing machines and unforgettable designs with the kind of lavish photography that almost justifies buying a larger coffee table. The pages are filled with spectacular imagery that captures every elegant curve, polished grille and lovingly sculpted bonnet. Whether it’s the purposeful stance of the DB series, the timeless beauty of the DB5 or the muscular confidence of Aston Martin’s later creations, Schlegelmilch’s photographs remind us why these cars have become automotive royalty. Even standing still, they somehow manage to appear as though they’re arriving somewhere important. Alongside the stunning photography is an informative history charting Aston Martin’s often turbulent but endlessly fascinating journey. Like many great British manufacturers, the company has enjoyed moments of brilliance, flirted with financial disaster on more than one occasion, survived changes of ownership, economic upheaval and enough business dramas to fill several volumes of their own. Yet somehow, the cars have consistently emerged looking magnificent—as though none of the boardroom excitement had ever happened. The book balances technical information with accessible commentary, making it equally rewarding for dedicated enthusiasts and casual admirers alike. You needn’t know your Lagondas from your Vantages to appreciate the artistry, craftsmanship and sheer determination that have kept Aston Martin among the most admired names in motoring for well over a century. Published by Tandem Verlag, this is a beautifully produced volume with crisp printing, quality paper and generous illustrations throughout. It’s the sort of book that invites leisurely browsing, where intending to spend five minutes admiring a photograph somehow turns into an hour spent wondering whether selling absolutely everything you own might just about cover the deposit on an old DB6. This copy is in As New condition, with immaculate pages, bright covers and a fresh appearance throughout. It presents beautifully and would make an excellent addition to the library of any motoring enthusiast, Aston Martin admirer or collector of high-quality automotive books. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the company name promises battered paperbacks rescued from forgotten attics but occasionally produces elegant volumes like this instead. We can’t provide the accompanying country house, tailored driving gloves or secret-agent lifestyle, but this book captures the timeless appeal of Aston Martin rather more economically—and unlike the cars themselves, it won’t require an eye-watering service bill simply for having spent the winter in the garage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6774/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aston-martin-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tandem Verlag 9783833151378 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6773 Coachwork on Vintage Bentleys - 3 Litre 4-5 Litre 6-5 Litre Speed Six and 8 Litre 1921-31 by Nick Walker There are books about cars, and then there are books about Bentleys. The difference is rather like comparing a garden shed with a country estate. Coachwork on Vintage Bentleys is devoted not merely to the legendary machinery produced at Cricklewood between 1921 and 1931, but to the extraordinary coachbuilders who transformed bare Bentley chassis into rolling works of automotive art. This is a world where phrases such as "Vanden Plas Tourer" or "Gurney Nutting Saloon" are uttered with the same reverence most people reserve for great paintings or vintage wine. Nick Walker’s meticulously researched volume explores the astonishing variety of coachwork fitted to Bentley’s iconic 3 Litre, 4½ Litre, 6½ Litre, Speed Six and mighty 8 Litre models. Although Bentley supplied the engineering brilliance, it was specialist coachbuilders who clothed these magnificent machines in bodies that ranged from restrained elegance to breathtaking extravagance. Every surviving example tells its own story, and this book delights in uncovering them. Lavishly illustrated throughout, the book showcases hundreds of period and contemporary photographs, allowing readers to appreciate the subtle differences in styling, craftsmanship and proportion that distinguish one coachbuilder from another. To the untrained eye they may simply appear to be "old Bentleys"; to the enthusiast they represent a wonderfully complicated family tree of bespoke design, individual commissions and enough chassis numbers to keep conversations at concours events going well past teatime. Walker’s text combines historical accuracy with genuine enthusiasm, making even the most intricate details of coachbuilding accessible and engaging. Along the way you’ll discover how no two Bentleys were necessarily alike, how owners frequently commissioned unique bodies to suit their tastes, and why the phrase "factory standard" becomes delightfully slippery when every wealthy customer expected something just a little different from everyone else. Published by Herridge & Sons, the production quality is exactly what such a subject deserves. Crisp photography, thoughtful layout and high-quality printing make this a volume to savour rather than merely consult. Whether you’re researching a particular chassis, admiring the artistry of vintage coachbuilding or simply losing yourself in one of Britain’s greatest automotive success stories, it is difficult not to be captivated by the sheer elegance on display. This copy is in As New condition, appearing scarcely handled, with bright, clean pages, sharp boards and a fresh, attractive appearance throughout. It is an excellent example of a book that has clearly spent far more time being admired on a shelf than being exposed to oily workshop benches or enthusiastic fingers covered in metal polish. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the name continues its long-standing campaign of spectacular understatement. While we cannot supply a matching 1929 Speed Six to park outside your house, this beautifully produced volume is considerably easier to accommodate, significantly cheaper to insure, and almost certainly less demanding when it comes to finding replacement parts. It is an essential addition for Bentley enthusiasts and a wonderfully absorbing celebration of the golden age of bespoke British motoring. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6773/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/coachwork-on-vintage-bentleys-jul-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herridge and Sons Ltd 9780954998110 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6772 The New Motorcycle Yearbook 2 by Simon de Burton Motorcycles occupy a curious corner of human civilisation. They are simultaneously practical transport, engineering masterpieces, objects of lifelong obsession and, to non-riders, baffling devices apparently designed to convert money into noise at remarkable efficiency. The New Motorcycle Yearbook 2 embraces all of this with infectious enthusiasm, celebrating the machines, manufacturers and personalities that continue to make the world of motorcycling so endlessly fascinating. Edited by Simon de Burton, this handsome volume gathers together the latest developments from the motorcycle industry, featuring everything from cutting-edge superbikes and elegant touring machines to fascinating classics and limited-production exotica. It explores the innovations, the design philosophy and the stories behind some of the world’s finest motorcycles, all lavishly illustrated with photography that may cause involuntary browsing of classified adverts shortly afterwards. The writing strikes an appealing balance between technical insight and accessible commentary, making it enjoyable whether you know your Desmodromic valves from your telescopic forks or simply appreciate beautiful engineering. Along the way you’ll encounter famous manufacturers, legendary models and enough gleaming polished metal to convince you that chrome remains one of humanity’s greatest achievements, despite its unfortunate tendency to reveal fingerprints with forensic precision. Beautifully produced by Merrell, this is far more than a catalogue of motorcycles. It’s a snapshot of an industry constantly balancing heritage with innovation, where every new model promises to be lighter, faster, safer and somehow even more desirable than the one parked in your garage—which, naturally, remains "perfectly adequate" until you turn the next page. This copy is in Fine condition, with clean pages, sharp corners and an attractive binding that has clearly been well looked after. It presents exceptionally well and would sit proudly on the shelf of any motorcycle enthusiast, coffee table connoisseur or collector of beautifully illustrated motoring books. Offered, as always, by Crappy Old Books, where the name suggests mouldering paperbacks rescued from damp sheds but somehow the shelves keep filling with elegant volumes like this instead. Whether you’re an experienced rider, a lifelong admirer of motorcycle design, or simply someone who enjoys looking at machines that are considerably faster than common sense, The New Motorcycle Yearbook 2 is a thoroughly enjoyable reminder that two wheels have always been more than enough to inspire a great many dreams—and occasionally a slightly alarming insurance premium. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6772/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-motorcycle-year-book-2-jul-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Merrell 9781858943398 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6771 The World Encyclopedia of Military Vehicles by Pat Ware Some encyclopedias answer questions. Others quietly create entirely new ones, such as "Did anyone really need an armoured snow tractor with a flamethrower?" or "How many wheels can a military vehicle have before it simply becomes a small village?" The World Encyclopedia of Military Vehicles cheerfully tackles these matters by assembling hundreds of machines whose sole purpose was to carry soldiers, supplies or occasionally both at alarming speed across almost every imaginable battlefield. Pat Ware’s comprehensive volume charts the development of military transport from the earliest armoured cars and primitive tanks through to modern fighting vehicles, engineering equipment, troop carriers, reconnaissance machines and logistical workhorses. It’s a reminder that while history often celebrates generals and famous battles, somebody still had to invent something capable of dragging several tons of steel through mud while being enthusiastically shot at. Packed with hundreds of colour photographs and informative entries, the book explores vehicles from nations across the world, explaining their design, development, specifications and operational histories in a style that’s accessible whether you’re a lifelong military historian or simply someone who wonders why one tank looks suspiciously like another until you discover they’re separated by thirty years and three different wars. The illustrations are plentiful and well chosen, making this much more than a reference work. It’s equally enjoyable as something to dip into at random, where every page offers another improbable creation dreamed up by engineers confronted with impossible military requirements and somehow deciding that adding another axle was probably the answer. This copy is in Fine condition, with clean pages, a bright dust jacket and only the sort of gentle signs of careful ownership that reassure you it hasn’t spent the last decade being used as a wheel chock for an actual armoured personnel carrier. It presents beautifully and is an excellent example for anyone looking to add a substantial military reference work to their shelves. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the name continues to promise battered paperbacks with tea stains while quietly producing handsome volumes like this instead. Whether you’re researching military history, settling pub debates about Cold War hardware, or simply admiring mankind’s extraordinary ability to engineer increasingly elaborate methods of driving very large objects across difficult terrain, this encyclopaedia is ready to report for duty. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6771/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-world-encyclopedia-of-military-vehicles-jul-2026.jpg 10.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hermes House 9781846815843 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6770 Sirens - The Pin-Up Art of David Wright by Terry Parker Some books merely document art. Others document an era when glamour came wrapped in a knowing smile, a strategically placed silk scarf, and the firm conviction that stockings could solve almost any problem. Sirens: The Pin-Up Art of David Wright celebrates one of Britain’s greatest pin-up illustrators, whose elegant, mischievous and impossibly poised women graced magazines, calendars and advertising for decades, proving that sophistication and cheekiness have never been mutually exclusive. Terry Parker guides readers through Wright’s remarkable career, exploring the life, techniques and cultural impact of an artist whose work became instantly recognisable long before branding consultants started charging six-figure sums to explain what that meant. Wright’s illustrations somehow managed to be glamorous without becoming vulgar, flirtatious without descending into caricature, and polished enough to make modern Photoshop users wonder whether pencils might actually have been the superior technology all along. The reproductions throughout are superb, showcasing the rich colours, graceful compositions and remarkable draftsmanship that made Wright’s work so enduring. Whether you’re fascinated by mid-century illustration, vintage advertising, British popular culture or simply appreciate artwork created before everything became an AI-generated square with suspiciously symmetrical fingers, there is plenty here to admire. Titan Books has produced this volume to a very high standard, with generous illustrations, thoughtful commentary and enough visual splendour to keep readers happily turning pages for far longer than they originally intended. It’s equally at home on a coffee table, an art lover’s bookshelf or strategically positioned where visitors can admire it and assume you’re considerably more cultured than your internet search history might suggest. This copy is in As New condition, with crisp pages, sharp covers and all the hallmarks of a book that has been exceptionally well cared for. The only point worth mentioning is a previous owner’s gift inscription on the front endpaper, a small personal touch that in no way detracts from the contents but does add a gentle reminder that, before online wish lists and one-click shopping, people actually chose books for one another. A quaint custom, now almost as nostalgic as some of David Wright’s wonderfully glamorous subjects. Offered, as ever, by Crappy Old Books, where the name sets expectations pleasingly low, allowing genuinely beautiful books like this to swagger onto the shelf looking rather pleased with themselves. This is a handsome volume celebrating an artist whose work has aged with remarkable grace—and unlike many modern influencers, his admirers still remember him for the pictures rather than the algorithm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6770/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sirens-jul-2026.jpg 73.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Titan Books 9781781166697 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6769 Microcar Mania - The Definitive History of the Small Car by Chris Rees Microcar Mania – The Definitive History of the Small Car (1995) by Chris Rees Bookmarque Publishing | ISBN: 9781870519182 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever looked at a tiny bubble-shaped vehicle and thought, “That can’t possibly be a real car,” congratulations — you have already experienced the essential emotion of microcar appreciation: disbelief, followed by affection, followed by the quiet realisation that someone once drove one of these to work every day with a straight face and a packed lunch. Microcar Mania is Chris Rees’ lovingly detailed celebration of the small car in all its brave, baffling glory — a definitive history of those glorious little machines that arrived when fuel was dear, roads were narrow, post-war budgets were tight, and “close enough” counted as engineering. This is the world of Isettas and Messerschmitts, Peel-sized improbabilities, three-wheel contraptions, door-on-the-front marvels, and vehicles that look like they should be dispensed with a coin slot and a gentle push. And yet microcars weren’t jokes. They were solutions. They were mobility on a budget. They were ingenuity squeezed into ridiculous dimensions. They were the moment someone said, “I want the freedom of the open road,” and the open road replied, “Fine, but you’re taking half of it.” Rees covers the full story: where these cars came from, why they existed, how different countries approached the same problem, and how manufacturers managed to produce machines that were part scooter, part aircraft cockpit, part optimistic tin box — and somehow still legal. It’s automotive history at its most entertaining, because the microcar era was essentially a giant experiment in how little “car” you can get away with while still calling it a car. The joy is in the details: strange engines, strange layouts, strange styling decisions that now look like pop art. You get the cultural context too — the post-war need for cheap transport, the social shift from two wheels to four, and the way microcars became symbols of thrift, modernity, and occasionally quiet embarrassment. (There is a special kind of courage involved in arriving at a date in something that looks like a friendly toaster.) And there’s something deeply likeable about microcars precisely because they’re not macho. They don’t posture. They don’t roar. They buzz. They toddle. They do their best. They’re the antidote to oversized modern motoring: a reminder that travel can be an adventure even at 40mph, and that “performance” is relative when you’re negotiating a hill with a tailwind and a prayer. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been enjoyed as intended — flipped through, admired, perhaps used to settle an argument about which microcar had the front-opening door or which one could technically carry two adults if both adults were agreeable and not too attached to personal space. Perfect for: classic car fans who like the odd, the ingenious, and the adorable anyone who enjoys the weirder corners of engineering history readers who suspect the golden age of motoring might have been the age of smallness From Crappy Old Books: because bigger isn’t always better. Sometimes the most lovable cars are the ones that look like they were designed during a tea break, built with optimism, and then driven heroically into history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6769/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/microcar-mania-feb-2026.jpg 45.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bookmarque Publishing 9781870519182 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6768 75 Years of Citroen in the UK Citroen from A to X by John Reynolds Some car manufacturers build perfectly respectable automobiles. Others build cars that inspire fierce loyalty. Then there is Citroën—a company that has spent well over a century cheerfully ignoring convention, repeatedly asking, "But what if we did it this way instead?" The result has been a glorious procession of cars that have astonished engineers, baffled mechanics, delighted owners and occasionally left everyone else wondering whether the French know something the rest of us don’t. 75 Years of Citroën in the UK – Citroën from A to X is John Reynolds’ affectionate celebration of three-quarters of a century of one of motoring’s most distinctive marques on British roads. From the earliest imported models through the revolutionary Traction Avant, the iconic 2CV, the impossibly elegant DS, the wonderfully eccentric SM and beyond, the book charts Citroën’s unique journey in a country where driving on the opposite side of the road was only one of several challenges awaiting these uncompromisingly original machines. This is far more than a simple catalogue of models. Reynolds explores the people, dealerships, importers, engineers and enthusiasts who helped establish Citroën’s reputation in Britain, revealing how a company famous for innovation gradually earned an intensely loyal following. Along the way we encounter a succession of remarkable engineering ideas: front-wheel drive before it became fashionable, self-levelling hydropneumatic suspension that seemed suspiciously close to magic, swivelling headlights, futuristic styling and dashboards that occasionally looked as though they had been borrowed from tomorrow by mistake. Of course, owning a Citroën has always been something of a declaration of independence. While neighbours were content with sensible family saloons that behaved exactly as expected, Citroën owners preferred cars that rose majestically from the ground when started, glided over potholes as though they had diplomatic immunity and possessed enough hydraulic pipework to keep a small plumbing merchant in business. They inspired bewilderment in equal measure from admirers and local garage mechanics, the latter often responding to unfamiliar components with a thoughtful scratching of the head and the immortal phrase, "Well... that’s different." One of the great pleasures of this book is that it captures the optimism behind these extraordinary machines. Citroën never seemed interested in building merely another car. Each new model represented an attempt to rethink how motoring should work, whether through engineering, comfort, styling or practicality. Sometimes the ideas transformed the industry. Occasionally they merely terrified accountants. Either way, they ensured that Citroën was never, ever boring. Packed with photographs, period illustrations, advertisements and fascinating historical detail, 75 Years of Citroën in the UK is a rewarding read for enthusiasts of French motoring, automotive history or ingenious engineering in general. It reminds us that while many manufacturers spent decades refining familiar ideas, Citroën preferred to invent entirely new ones—and then wondered why everyone else hadn’t thought of them first. Condition: Very Good. A clean, well-looked-after copy that has clearly survived the years rather more gracefully than some elderly hydraulic suspension systems. Bright, tidy and entirely ready for its next custodian, it remains in excellent reading condition. Unlike a neglected classic Citroën, it requires no specialist fluid, no mysterious green spheres and absolutely no explanation to puzzled neighbours before it can be fully appreciated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6768/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/75-years-of-the-citroen-in-the-uk-jul-2026.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books CitroExpert 9789076537016 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6767 Cars on Vinyl - 500 Superb Record Covers Dedicated to the Automobile by Jaques Petit There are countless books about classic cars. There are countless books about music. But every so often someone asks the gloriously unnecessary question, "What if we combined both?" The answer is Cars on Vinyl—a wonderfully eccentric celebration of the curious relationship between the motor car and the humble record sleeve, proving once and for all that nothing says "buy this album" quite like parking an improbably glamorous sports car somewhere in the background. Compiled by Jacques Petit, this delightfully unusual volume gathers together no fewer than 500 record covers from around the world featuring automobiles in all their chrome-plated, tail-finned and occasionally gloriously over-the-top splendour. Spanning decades of popular music and an astonishing variety of musical genres, the book explores how cars became symbols of freedom, rebellion, luxury, speed, romance and, in certain cases, rather questionable fashion choices. Some of the covers are effortlessly stylish. Others are charmingly bizarre. A handful leave you wondering whether the art director had ever actually seen a motor car before being handed the assignment. There are glamorous convertibles occupied by impossibly photogenic people, muscular American cruisers promising adventures that insurance companies would strongly discourage, elegant European grand tourers, futuristic concept cars and enough polished chrome to keep an entire sunglasses industry in business. The real delight lies not merely in recognising famous automobiles or familiar album covers, but in appreciating how completely the car infiltrated popular culture. The automobile became more than transport; it became shorthand for aspiration, identity and effortless cool. Never mind whether the singer could actually drive one. If there was enough budget for a Jaguar E-Type, Cadillac Eldorado or Ferrari on the sleeve, everyone involved clearly felt that album sales were about to improve dramatically. Beautifully reproduced throughout, Cars on Vinyl is equal parts motoring history, design archive and nostalgic time capsule. It offers fascinating glimpses into changing tastes in graphic design, advertising, photography and automotive styling, all while quietly reminding readers that there was once an age when musicians believed posing thoughtfully against a sports car was entirely sufficient artistic direction for an album cover. In fairness, they may have been right. Whether you’re a lifelong vinyl collector, an incurable petrolhead or simply someone who enjoys wonderfully obscure books that nobody knew they needed until they existed, this volume is an absolute treat. It is the sort of book that begins as a quick browse and somehow ends two hours later with you trying to remember where you’ve seen that particular Alfa Romeo before, while simultaneously wondering whatever happened to gatefold sleeves. Condition: Very Good. A smart, well-preserved copy that has clearly spent more time spinning conversations than spinning on a turntable. Clean, crisp and thoroughly presentable, it remains in excellent condition throughout. Unlike many of the records whose sleeves it celebrates, this one comes without scratches, pops or mysterious sticky fingerprints—just 500 splendid reasons why the motor car has always known how to steal the limelight, even when someone else was supposed to be the star. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6767/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cars-on-vinyl-jul-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes Publishing 9781844257263 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6765 British Lorries 1945-1965 by Rinsey Mills There was a time when Britain’s roads echoed not with the discreet hum of aerodynamic logistics, but with the determined rumble of lorries that looked as though they had been carved from cast iron, assembled with rivets the size of golf balls and painted by someone who regarded "luxury" as the inclusion of a passenger seat. They leaked oil, required forearms like a blacksmith’s to steer and considered a heater to be an entirely optional extravagance. Naturally, everyone remembers them with enormous affection. British Lorries 1945–1965 is Rinsey Mills’ splendid celebration of the machines that quite literally carried Britain through two decades of rebuilding, prosperity and industrial expansion. In the years following the Second World War, fleets of sturdy, uncompromising commercial vehicles became the backbone of the nation’s economy, delivering everything from coal and steel to milk, furniture and machinery. If something needed moving, chances are one of these dependable workhorses was called upon to do it, usually without complaint and often while grossly overloaded by modern standards. Mills takes readers on a fascinating tour through this golden age of British commercial vehicle manufacturing, featuring legendary names such as AEC, Albion, Atkinson, Bedford, Commer, ERF, Foden, Guy, Leyland, Scammell, Seddon and Thornycroft. Each manufacturer brought its own ideas, engineering quirks and fiercely loyal customer base, creating a wonderfully diverse landscape where no two fleets looked quite alike and every driver insisted that his chosen marque was the only one worth owning. One of the great joys of this book is its reminder that lorries were once designed almost entirely with practicality in mind. Creature comforts were scarce, power steering was often an ambitious dream, gearboxes demanded negotiation rather than operation, and climbing a steep hill at anything approaching haste was regarded as wildly optimistic. Yet somehow these machines hauled astonishing loads over astonishing distances, powered by engines that seemed capable of running indefinitely on diesel, determination and occasional stern language from the driver. Richly illustrated with period photographs and supported by informative captions and historical context, British Lorries 1945–1965 is much more than a gallery of old trucks. It is a portrait of Britain’s post-war industries, its roads, its engineering talent and the men who spent their working lives coaxing these mechanical giants through narrow villages, factory gates and city streets that had clearly never anticipated meeting anything quite so large. Whether you’re a commercial vehicle enthusiast, a transport historian or simply someone who enjoys discovering that Britain once produced enough lorry manufacturers to fill several motor shows, this volume offers hours of rewarding browsing. It’s also guaranteed to trigger nostalgic conversations beginning with, "My dad drove one of those..." before disappearing into increasingly elaborate recollections involving double-declutching, smoky engines and impossible delivery schedules. Condition: Near Fine. A superbly preserved copy that has clearly avoided the hard-working existence of the vehicles it celebrates. Crisp, clean and in excellent condition throughout, it looks ready for many more years of appreciative browsing. Unlike many post-war British lorries, it won’t require a grease gun, a starting handle or half an hour’s encouragement on a frosty morning before getting down to business. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6765/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-lorries-1945-1965-jul-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herridge and Sons Ltd 9780954998127 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6762 Auto Legends - Classics of Style and Design by Michel Zumbrunn Some cars are built to transport people from A to B. Others become rolling works of art, objects of desire, engineering icons and the sort of machines that cause otherwise sensible adults to stop mid-sentence, stare wistfully into the distance and murmur, "They simply don’t make them like that anymore." Auto Legends is dedicated to that latter, gloriously irrational category. In this beautifully produced volume, Michel Zumbrunn celebrates many of the greatest automobiles ever created, bringing together an extraordinary gallery of classics whose influence extends far beyond the road. Here are cars that changed the course of automotive history not merely through performance or innovation, but through elegance, proportion and sheer visual charisma. Some were technological revolutions, others were impossibly luxurious, and a few seem to have been designed with no greater purpose than making every other car parked nearby feel quietly inadequate. The book explores a dazzling array of legendary marques, from Aston Martin and Bentley to Ferrari, Jaguar, Mercedes-Benz, Bugatti, Alfa Romeo, Porsche and many more. Each vehicle is presented with a blend of historical background, technical insight and sumptuous photography that captures the artistry of the designers as much as the brilliance of the engineers. These are not simply machines assembled from metal and rubber; they are cultural landmarks, each reflecting the ambitions, fashions and technological aspirations of its era. Naturally, motoring history has never been entirely sensible. Some of these magnificent creations consumed fuel with the enthusiasm of a small power station. Others demanded maintenance schedules that resembled military campaigns and spare parts budgets capable of funding a respectable family holiday. Yet none of that seems to diminish their appeal. If anything, the flaws become part of the mythology. After all, perfection is admirable, but imperfection with impeccable styling has always sold rather better. One of the delights of Auto Legends is that it encourages readers to slow down and appreciate the details that are so often overlooked: the graceful sweep of a wing, the elegance of a dashboard, the satisfying simplicity of a steering wheel before buttons began reproducing like rabbits, and interiors crafted from wood, leather and polished metal rather than an enthusiastic assortment of textured plastics. It reminds us that the greatest cars are remembered not simply because they were fast, but because they possessed character in abundance. Condition: Very Good. A handsome, well-preserved copy that has clearly led a more pampered existence than many of the automotive masterpieces within its pages. Clean, smart and thoroughly presentable, it is ready to grace the coffee table, bookshelf or garage workshop of its next owner. Unlike several of the classics it celebrates, this one won’t require specialist servicing, a sympathetic mechanic or a second mortgage before it can be properly appreciated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6762/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/auto-legends-jul-2026.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Merrell 9781858943480 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6759 Maximum Mini - The Essential Book of Cars based on the Original Mini by Jeroen Booij The original Mini was never content with being merely a small car. It arrived in 1959 looking like somebody had accidentally shrunk a family saloon in the wash, then proceeded to embarrass vastly more powerful machinery on race tracks, rally stages and city streets across the world. Most cars would have been delighted simply to become motoring icons. The Mini, however, inspired an entire ecosystem of ingenious, improbable and occasionally downright bonkers creations that stretched the idea of "Mini-based" to breaking point. Maximum Mini is a joyful celebration of that wonderfully eccentric universe. Jeroen Booij explores the astonishing variety of vehicles built around the mechanical heart of Sir Alec Issigonis’s masterpiece, revealing just how far designers, engineers, hobbyists and fearless entrepreneurs were prepared to push one of Britain’s most beloved little cars. Sports cars, convertibles, beach buggies, estate cars, racing specials, utility vehicles, kit cars and machines that leave you wondering whether the designer had enjoyed an exceptionally optimistic lunch—all are here in glorious abundance. The beauty of the Mini was that it offered not just affordable transport, but a brilliant engineering platform that positively encouraged experimentation. Give an inventive mechanic a Mini and before long they’d be asking dangerous questions like, "What if we made it six inches wider?", "Could we fit a V8 in there?" or, perhaps most ominously, "I’ve got an idea..." History shows that these conversations rarely ended with anyone doing less work than originally intended. Booij’s enthusiasm is infectious, and his research uncovers a fascinating cast of manufacturers both famous and obscure. Alongside the familiar names are countless specialist firms that flourished briefly, producing tiny batches of extraordinary vehicles before quietly disappearing into motoring folklore, leaving behind brochures, a handful of surviving examples and owners who still insist theirs is "completely original"... apart from the engine, gearbox, suspension, bodywork and approximately 87 other modifications. Lavishly illustrated throughout, this is one of those books that rewards both casual browsing and serious study. One minute you’ll be admiring a beautifully engineered coachbuilt Mini derivative; the next you’ll be staring at something so wonderfully improbable that you’re forced to admire the sheer optimism required to build it in the first place. It is a reminder that British motoring has always thrived on imagination, practicality and the occasional willingness to ignore perfectly sensible advice. Condition: Very Good. A handsome copy that has clearly avoided the fate of many of the cars it celebrates. The pages remain clean, the illustrations sharp and the binding reassuringly sound. It has been looked after rather better than the average classic Mini, many of which have spent half a century engaged in an endless duel with rust, enthusiastic previous owners and ambitious DIY modifications. Ready for its next custodian, preferably one who appreciates that sometimes the greatest motoring ideas begin with the smallest of cars. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6759/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/maximum-mini-jul-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781845841546 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6757 Rust in Peace by Malcolm Tucker There are two kinds of classic car enthusiasts. The first dream of gleaming chrome, flawless coachwork and concours trophies. The second know the dreadful truth: beneath every beautiful old motor lurks a tiny patch of rust quietly plotting world domination. Rust in Peace is written for the latter—those hardy souls who have discovered that owning a classic vehicle often involves equal measures of romance, optimism and industrial quantities of welding wire. Despite the title sounding suspiciously like a heavy metal album (and, admittedly, one that many mechanics would happily listen to while attacking a corroded chassis with an angle grinder), Malcolm Tucker’s book is a serious and engaging guide to one of the greatest enemies ever faced by motorists. Corrosion has quietly consumed countless otherwise magnificent vehicles, and this book explains why it happens, how to recognise it, how to repair it properly and—perhaps most importantly—how to stop it returning with the persistence of an unwelcome relative. Drawing on years of practical experience, Tucker explores the science behind rust, the techniques used to remove and prevent it, and the methods employed by professional restorers to rescue vehicles that many would have written off long ago. Packed with colour photographs, practical advice and real-world examples, it manages the difficult trick of being both technically informative and reassuringly accessible. Whether you’re tackling a cherished MG, Jaguar, Triumph, Land Rover or virtually anything else built with steel and optimism, there is plenty here to learn. Of course, one quickly discovers that restoring old cars isn’t simply about replacing rusty panels. It is about maintaining morale while lying upside down in a freezing garage wondering whether the floorpan was ever attached to the rest of the vehicle in the first place. It is about discovering that the "small bubble" in the paint conceals a hole large enough to rent out as a studio flat. Above all, it is about accepting that every completed repair merely reveals the next one waiting patiently a few inches away. Beautifully produced and lavishly illustrated, Rust in Peace is one of those books that earns its place on the workshop shelf rather than merely decorating the coffee table. Whether you’re an experienced restorer, an enthusiastic amateur or simply fascinated by the endless battle against oxidation, it offers a wealth of practical knowledge wrapped in an appreciation for the determination required to keep classic vehicles alive. Condition: Near Fine. A remarkably well-preserved copy which, unlike many of the vehicles featured within its pages, appears to have won its battle against the ravages of time. Clean, crisp and in splendid condition, it is ready to educate its next owner without requiring a single patch panel, welding seam or emergency application of rust converter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6757/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rust-in-peace-jul-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dalton Watson 9781854432254 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6755 Presence - Bringing Your Boldest Self to Your Biggest Challenges by Amy Cuddy There are few experiences quite so universal as walking confidently into an important meeting, interview or presentation, only to discover that your brain has quietly packed its bags and left without informing the rest of you. Suddenly, your carefully rehearsed speech evaporates, your hands develop an independent tremor and your inner voice helpfully suggests that everyone else in the room is far more competent. Presence begins with the reassuring observation that this is an astonishingly common human experience—and perhaps not as inevitable as it feels. Amy Cuddy, a social psychologist best known for her work on confidence, body language and performance under pressure, explores what it really means to be "present" at life’s defining moments. Rather than encouraging readers to become louder, more aggressive or somehow transform themselves into motivational speakers in expensive suits, she argues that genuine confidence comes from aligning who we are with how we behave. The goal isn’t to fake brilliance but to allow our real abilities to emerge when they matter most. Drawing on psychology, behavioural science and compelling personal stories, Cuddy examines why stress so often persuades us to perform below our actual capabilities. Interviews, public speaking, difficult conversations, negotiations, exams and career-defining opportunities all have an unfortunate habit of convincing otherwise capable people that today would be an excellent day to forget everything they know. Presence offers practical strategies for breaking that cycle, suggesting that small changes in mindset and behaviour can have surprisingly powerful effects on performance. Naturally, there is a generous helping of irony throughout. Human beings are perfectly capable of running multinational companies, landing aircraft, performing complex surgery and composing symphonies, yet many of us can still be psychologically dismantled by the simple instruction, "Would you like to introduce yourself?" Evolution, it seems, equipped us to survive predators considerably more effectively than networking events. One of the book’s enduring strengths is its tone. Cuddy avoids both the relentless optimism of much self-help writing and the impenetrable jargon of academic psychology. Instead, she writes with warmth, honesty and an appreciation that confidence isn’t something bestowed upon a fortunate few at birth. It fluctuates, it can be cultivated and, perhaps most importantly, it needn’t depend upon pretending to be someone you’re not. Published in 2015 by Little, Brown and Company, Presence quickly became an international bestseller, resonating with readers who wanted evidence-based ideas rather than empty motivational slogans. While some aspects of the research discussed in the book have since prompted lively academic debate—as often happens in psychology—the central message about authenticity, resilience and managing high-pressure situations continues to strike a chord with many readers. This copy is in Very Good condition, well cared for with only light signs of previous ownership. Clean, solid and entirely ready to accompany its next reader through interviews, presentations, awkward conversations and those curious moments when confidence seems to have wandered off just when it was most needed. Ideal for anyone interested in psychology, communication, leadership or personal development—or indeed anyone who has ever spent hours preparing for an important occasion only to become inexplicably fascinated by what to do with their hands. A thoughtful and engaging reminder that your boldest self is probably already there; it occasionally just needs a little encouragement to arrive on time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6755/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/presence-jun-2026.jpg 4.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little Brown and Company 9780316256575 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6752 Natures Mind - The Biological Roots of Thinking Emotions Sexuality Language and Intelligence by Michael S Gazzaniga There was a time when the brain was thought of as little more than an exceptionally complicated lump of grey matter that somehow produced thoughts, feelings and the occasional embarrassing memory five minutes after you actually needed it. Then along came neuroscientists like Michael S. Gazzaniga, who politely informed us that the situation was considerably stranger than anyone had imagined. In Nature’s Mind, Gazzaniga takes readers on a wonderfully thought-provoking tour through the biological foundations of what makes us human. Thinking, emotions, language, intelligence, sexuality, consciousness and behaviour are all placed under the neuroscientific microscope, revealing that many of the things we like to believe are entirely rational are, in fact, the product of billions of neurons conducting a staggeringly complex conversation behind the scenes. This is not one of those books that drowns readers beneath anatomical terminology until every page resembles a medical school exam. Gazzaniga has the enviable ability to explain cutting-edge neuroscience in language that remains engaging, accessible and occasionally astonishing. Whether discussing split-brain patients, the evolution of cognition or the remarkable specialisation of different regions of the brain, he never loses sight of the fact that the greatest mystery of all is how three pounds of biological tissue manages to produce Shakespeare, quantum physics, jazz, political arguments and the irresistible urge to check whether you’ve remembered to lock the front door. Naturally, there is a generous helping of irony running throughout the subject. The very organ attempting to understand itself is also the one prone to optical illusions, false memories, irrational fears, overconfidence and confidently insisting it knows where it left the car keys. Few scientific disciplines are quite so delightfully self-referential. Every conclusion about the brain has, inconveniently, been reached by another brain, which rather raises the stakes if everyone’s neurons happen to be having an off day. Published in 1992, Nature’s Mind captures a fascinating period in neuroscience, when advances in brain imaging and cognitive science were rapidly transforming our understanding of human behaviour. While the field has continued to evolve, many of the questions explored here remain as compelling today as they were when the book first appeared. Indeed, Gazzaniga would go on to become one of the most influential figures in modern cognitive neuroscience, helping to shape how we think about consciousness, free will and the architecture of the mind itself. This Penguin Books paperback is in Good condition, showing only the kind of light, respectable wear expected from a book that has probably spent its life being thoughtfully read rather than merely decorating the psychology shelf. Clean, sound and entirely ready to persuade another curious reader that the most extraordinary object they’ll ever encounter is the one they’re using to read this sentence. Perfect for readers of psychology, neuroscience, evolutionary biology and philosophy of mind, or anyone who has ever paused to wonder how a collection of electrically active cells can fall in love, invent mathematics, write symphonies, dream of flying, argue on the internet and occasionally walk into a room only to forget why they went there. As Gazzaniga gently reminds us, the brain is not simply nature’s greatest achievement—it’s also the only machine sophisticated enough to spend centuries trying to work out how it works. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6752/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/natures-mind-jun-2026.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140232042 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6751 The Death of a King by PC Doherty History has an awkward habit of describing inconvenient royal deaths as "accidents". A king falls from his horse. A prince catches a chill. A claimant disappears. Everyone nods solemnly, mutters something about the will of God and quietly hopes nobody asks too many questions. The Death of a King begins by asking precisely those awkward questions. P.C. Doherty transports us to one of the most turbulent periods of medieval Britain, where the sudden death of a monarch sends ripples through kingdoms already teetering on the edge of political upheaval. In an age when a crown could determine the fate of thousands, the demise of a king was rarely just a family tragedy. It was an opportunity. For ambitious nobles, foreign powers, scheming courtiers and anyone with a convenient claim to authority, the funeral procession had barely begun before the calculations started. Doherty has always excelled at weaving fact and fiction so tightly together that it’s often difficult to remember where recorded history ends and imaginative reconstruction begins. The real historical backdrop is meticulously researched, but rather than burying readers beneath a mountain of dates and genealogy, he lets the intrigue emerge naturally through compelling characters, whispered conspiracies and a mystery that gathers momentum with every chapter. The medieval world springs vividly to life. Castles are not romantic tourist attractions but cold, draughty fortresses full of suspicious retainers. Royal courts are less centres of refined civilisation than carefully choreographed battlegrounds where a misplaced word can prove almost as lethal as a well-aimed dagger. Messengers ride through dangerous countryside, loyalties shift with alarming speed, and everyone appears to know slightly more than they are willing to admit. There is, naturally, a generous helping of irony. Modern politics is frequently criticised for backroom deals, media spin and ruthless career advancement, yet medieval rulers managed all of that without the inconvenience of televised debates or opinion polls. Succession planning often amounted to, "Let’s see who’s still alive by Thursday." Somehow, civilisation survived regardless. What makes The Death of a King particularly enjoyable is that it refuses to become either a dry history lesson or a simplistic thriller dressed in medieval costume. The mystery remains central throughout, while the historical setting enriches every decision and every revelation. Doherty understands that people have always been driven by familiar motives: ambition, greed, fear, loyalty, revenge and the eternal belief that this particular conspiracy will surely work better than the last one. This 1988 Javelin paperback is in Good condition, showing the honest signs of a book that has been enjoyed rather than imprisoned on a bookshelf. It remains clean, sound and entirely ready to plunge another reader into a world where kings rarely died at convenient moments and official explanations deserved to be treated with healthy scepticism. Perfect for fans of medieval mysteries, historical thrillers and readers who enjoy authors such as Ellis Peters, Michael Jecks or C.J. Sansom. It’s also ideal for anyone who suspects that the phrase "natural causes" has occasionally done some remarkably heavy lifting throughout history. After all, when a crown is worth a kingdom, coincidence suddenly becomes one of the least convincing explanations available. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6751/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-death-of-a-king-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Javelin 9780713720327 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6749 Demonic Males by Richard Wrangham and Dale Peterson Few book titles have the ability to alarm half a bookshop before you’ve even reached page one. Demonic Males manages it with admirable efficiency. It sounds like the script for a low-budget horror film involving possessed accountants, but Richard Wrangham and Dale Peterson have something far more unsettling in mind: the evolutionary origins of male violence. Drawing on decades of research into chimpanzees, bonobos, early human evolution and anthropology, the authors tackle one of the oldest and most uncomfortable questions imaginable. Is male aggression largely a product of culture, or does it have deeper evolutionary roots stretching back millions of years? It’s not exactly the sort of topic guaranteed to keep a dinner party relaxed, but it does make for fascinating reading. Wrangham, one of the world’s leading primatologists, combines meticulous scientific observation with an engaging narrative that never forgets there are real consequences behind the theories. Chimpanzee patrols, territorial killings, dominance hierarchies and coalition-building are examined not because humans are simply "hairless apes", but because our closest relatives may offer clues about behaviours we would often rather pretend appeared entirely out of nowhere. Of course, there is delicious irony throughout. Humanity prides itself on civilisation, diplomacy and sophisticated institutions, only for a troop of chimpanzees to demonstrate that organised violence, political alliances and carefully planned raids were being practised long before anyone invented Parliament, international law or the office coffee machine. It is simultaneously humbling and faintly embarrassing. Importantly, this is not a book of simplistic biological determinism. The authors repeatedly distinguish between evolutionary influences and inevitability. Understanding why certain behavioural tendencies may have evolved is not remotely the same as suggesting they cannot be changed. Indeed, much of the value of evolutionary science lies precisely in recognising our predispositions so that societies can build institutions capable of restraining our worst instincts while encouraging our better ones. Published in 1997, Demonic Males remains one of the most influential—and controversial—works in evolutionary anthropology. Whether you ultimately agree with every conclusion or not, it is impossible to dismiss the breadth of evidence assembled or the seriousness with which the arguments are presented. It is one of those books that has been cited, debated, criticised, defended and argued over for decades, which is usually a reliable sign that it asked questions worth asking. This Bloomsbury paperback is in Good condition, showing only the kind of gentle wear expected from a thoughtful non-fiction title that has probably spent more time provoking discussion than gathering dust. Clean, solid and perfectly ready for its next reader, whether they’re a student, scientist or simply someone who enjoys books that challenge comfortable assumptions. Perfect for readers interested in evolution, anthropology, psychology, primatology or the perpetual mystery of why intelligent creatures capable of composing symphonies, building spacecraft and discovering quantum mechanics also occasionally behave rather badly. As Demonic Males quietly suggests, the answer may have less to do with monsters under the bed than with a few million years of evolutionary history—and that is considerably more interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6749/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/demonic-males-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747532330 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6748 Demography - Measuring and Modeling Population Processes by Samuel H Preston Patrick Heuveline and Michel Guillot There are books that tell stories, books that teach skills, and then there are books that calmly explain how to measure the rise and fall of entire populations with enough mathematical precision to make a census officer weep with joy. Demography: Measuring and Modeling Population Processes firmly belongs in the third category, proving once and for all that humanity itself can be graphed, modelled, projected and occasionally persuaded to fit inside a particularly elegant equation. Written by distinguished demographers Samuel H. Preston, Patrick Heuveline and Michel Guillot, this has become one of the standard university texts on the science of populations. Birth rates, death rates, migration, fertility, life expectancy, age structures and population growth are all carefully unpacked with remarkable clarity. It turns out that behind every headline about ageing societies, baby booms or population decline lies an army of statisticians quietly wrestling with probabilities rather than crystal balls. Fortunately, this isn’t simply a catalogue of intimidating formulae designed to frighten unsuspecting students into changing degree courses. The mathematics serves a purpose, illuminating the forces that shape societies across generations. Why do populations grow? Why do they shrink? Why do some countries age rapidly while others remain youthful? How can governments anticipate future demands for schools, hospitals or pensions? This book tackles questions that influence everything from public health and economics to urban planning and international development. There is also something wonderfully ironic about the subject. Every one of us likes to think of ourselves as gloriously unique, impossible to categorise and entirely unpredictable. Demography politely thanks us for our contribution before placing us into an age-specific cohort, assigning us a survival probability, estimating our fertility contribution, projecting our migration likelihood and adding us to a graph with several million other equally unique individuals. Individuality remains intact, of course—it’s simply averaged with impressive statistical confidence. Despite its academic credentials, the writing is notably accessible for such a technical field. Complex concepts are introduced methodically, examples build naturally upon one another, and the authors clearly remember what it was like to encounter life tables and hazard rates for the first time. Rather than assuming readers already speak fluent statistics, they patiently guide them from basic demographic measures towards sophisticated population models that underpin much of modern social science. This 2002 Blackwell Publishing paperback is in Good condition. It bears the honest signs of careful academic use rather than neglect, remaining clean, solid and entirely ready for another generation of students, researchers or intellectually curious readers determined to discover why entire nations can sometimes be understood through surprisingly elegant mathematics. Ideal for students of demography, sociology, economics, geography, epidemiology and public policy, or indeed anyone who has ever wondered how experts confidently predict that a country will contain 72.4 million people in twenty years’ time without first knocking on every front door. A serious, authoritative and surprisingly fascinating work that demonstrates the world is full of patterns—provided you’re prepared to count absolutely everybody first. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6748/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/demography-jun-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackwell Publishing 9781557864512 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6747 Stuck - Dealing With Organizational Trauma by Philippe Bailleur Most management books promise to transform your workplace into a harmonious utopia where everyone communicates brilliantly, meetings finish early and the printer mysteriously starts behaving itself. Stuck takes one look at those promises, quietly raises an eyebrow and asks a rather more uncomfortable question: what if your organisation isn’t inefficient because of poor strategy... but because it’s traumatised? Philippe Bailleur explores the intriguing idea that companies, charities, government departments and institutions can carry emotional scars just as people do. Mergers, mass redundancies, disasters, toxic leadership, endless restructures and years of unresolved conflict don’t simply disappear because someone launches a new mission statement printed in an optimistic shade of blue. They linger, shaping behaviour long after everyone has forgotten—or chosen to forget—how the problems began. This isn’t another parade of corporate buzzwords marching under banners proclaiming Agility! Synergy! Transformation! Instead, Bailleur approaches organisations as living systems rather than malfunctioning machines. If a business seems permanently "stuck", endlessly repeating the same mistakes despite expensive consultants and colourful PowerPoint presentations, perhaps the problem isn’t the latest management framework at all. Perhaps the organisation is still wrestling with yesterday’s ghosts. What makes the book particularly refreshing is that it doesn’t descend into mystical hand-waving or management cliché. The concepts are surprisingly practical, drawing together psychology, systems thinking and decades of coaching experience into something that managers, consultants and curious observers can actually use. Even if you’re deeply suspicious of books with subtitles involving "organisational trauma", you’ll probably find yourself nodding along more often than expected. Mostly because you’ve almost certainly worked somewhere that felt inexplicably exhausting despite everyone insisting things were "going really well". Of course, there is a certain irony here. Businesses spend fortunes measuring productivity to the nearest decimal place while often ignoring the accumulated effects of years of upheaval. They’ll happily replace every laptop in the building but remain baffled that morale refuses to install the latest update. Bailleur gently suggests these two facts may not be entirely unrelated. This 2018 paperback is in Good condition, showing only the sort of light wear expected from a book that may have been consulted during a particularly ambitious organisational "change programme" or quietly read at home while wondering why Monday mornings always feel strangely familiar. Clean, solid and perfectly ready to diagnose somebody else’s workplace before you accidentally recognise your own. Ideal for managers who genuinely want to improve organisations, consultants who enjoy asking awkward questions, psychologists interested in systems, or anyone who’s ever survived six restructures, four new CEOs and seventeen "fresh starts" without ever quite escaping the feeling that the office has developed a personality of its own. Because sometimes the biggest obstacle to moving forward isn’t a lack of vision—it’s that nobody has noticed the company is still arguing with its past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6747/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stuck-jun-2026.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Het Noorderlicht 9789492331700 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6746 Crown in Darkness by Paul Doherty Some detective novels invite you to solve a murder. Paul Doherty prefers to hand you a medieval kingdom on the brink of political collapse, sprinkle it with suspicious nobles, ambitious bishops, inconvenient corpses and enough mud to fill a moat, then casually ask if you’d mind sorting the whole thing out before England and Scotland accidentally go to war. Set in 1286, Crown in Darkness follows royal clerk Hugh Corbett as he investigates the mysterious death of King Alexander III of Scotland. Officially, it was a tragic riding accident on a stormy night. Unofficially... well, powerful people rarely become less powerful by accident, and Corbett soon discovers that everyone seems remarkably keen for the truth to remain buried beneath several feet of Scottish peat. The result is a richly atmospheric historical mystery where every conversation feels like diplomacy conducted with a dagger hidden under the table. Doherty occupies that enviable territory where genuine historical scholarship and rattling good storytelling shake hands instead of glaring suspiciously across the room. Medieval politics, succession crises and Anglo-Scottish rivalries become surprisingly addictive when they’re wrapped inside an old-fashioned whodunnit. Edward I’s England lurks in the background, noble families manoeuvre like chess pieces, and Corbett quietly does what every sensible investigator has done throughout history: assume everyone is lying until proven otherwise. Unlike many historical novels that lovingly catalogue every tunic, spoon and monastery until the plot expires of old age, Crown in Darkness keeps its feet moving. The history enriches the mystery rather than suffocating it, and the pages turn with satisfying regularity as Corbett edges ever closer to a truth that certain influential people would happily see disappear into the nearest loch. This 1988 Headline paperback remains in Good condition. It shows the honest signs of having been read rather than merely admired on a shelf, but remains perfectly presentable and entirely ready for another expedition into medieval intrigue. Exactly the sort of book that looks as though it belongs beside a roaring fire, a tankard of ale and someone muttering darkly about succession rights. Perfect for readers who enjoy Ellis Peters, C.J. Sansom or Michael Jecks, and for anyone who believes that modern politics would probably make rather more sense if everyone simply admitted they were fighting over castles instead of television interviews. After all, thrones may change, crowns may tarnish and dynasties may fall, but there has always been one reliable constant: if someone important dies under mysterious circumstances, somebody nearby will insist it was "just an unfortunate accident." https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6746/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crown-in-darkness-jun-2026.jpg 1.05 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9780747235057 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6745 Imagine Design Create - How Designers Architects and Engineers Are Changing Our World by Tom Wujec Every object you’ve ever absent-mindedly picked up, every bridge you’ve crossed without a second thought, every building you’ve entered and every gadget you’ve enthusiastically upgraded was once nothing more than a sketch, a conversation or the sort of wild idea that caused someone else in the room to mutter, "That’ll never work." Imagine Design Create is Tom Wujec’s exuberant celebration of the remarkable people who repeatedly prove that muttered prediction gloriously wrong. Part inspiration, part visual feast and part behind-the-scenes tour of modern creativity, the book explores how designers, architects and engineers transform abstract ideas into tangible reality. Rather than presenting innovation as a sequence of miraculous flashes of genius, Wujec reveals the wonderfully messy process behind creation: brainstorming, prototyping, testing, failing, refining, arguing, rebuilding and occasionally discovering that the impossible was merely suffering from inadequate planning. Lavishly illustrated throughout, the book showcases an extraordinary range of projects spanning architecture, industrial design, technology, engineering and product development. From elegant buildings to ingenious consumer products and ambitious feats of engineering, readers are invited into the studios and workshops where imagination meets mathematics, aesthetics shakes hands with practicality, and someone eventually has to work out how the whole thing will actually stay upright. One of the book’s greatest pleasures is its infectious optimism. It celebrates curiosity as a serious tool, experimentation as a professional necessity and failure as an unavoidable, if occasionally bruising, companion to meaningful progress. The world’s greatest designers and engineers, it turns out, are not people who never make mistakes—they’re simply the people who are unusually good at learning from them before everyone else notices. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2011 Melcher Media edition remains in Good condition and is an ideal choice for designers, architects, engineers, inventors, students and anyone who has ever wondered how remarkable ideas escape the confines of notebooks to become real objects that quietly shape everyday life. Beautifully produced and generously illustrated, it is one of those books that rewards both careful reading and idle browsing, making it just as enjoyable left open on a coffee table as studied at a workbench. Perhaps the greatest irony of Imagine Design Create is that while we spend much of our lives admiring finished products, we rarely appreciate the glorious chaos that produced them. Behind every elegant chair, graceful skyscraper, efficient bridge or deceptively simple smartphone lies an untidy trail of abandoned sketches, failed prototypes, spirited disagreements and cups of rapidly cooling coffee. Wujec reminds us that creation is seldom a straight line from inspiration to perfection. It’s more like an elaborate detour through organised confusion—and humanity has become astonishingly good at finding its way through it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6745/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/imagine-design-create-jun-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Melcher Media 9781595910660 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6743 Psychosynthesis - A Manual of Principles and Techniques by Roberto Assagioli The human mind has always been a notoriously untidy place. It collects memories with alarming enthusiasm, misplaces confidence at the worst possible moments, invents worries that never arrive and occasionally remembers something embarrassing from twenty years ago just as you’re trying to fall asleep. Psychosynthesis is Roberto Assagioli’s thoughtful invitation to stop treating this internal commotion as a hopeless muddle and instead begin assembling the pieces into something resembling a coherent whole. Originally developed by the Italian psychiatrist Roberto Assagioli, psychosynthesis grew alongside twentieth-century psychology while taking a rather different path from many of its better-known contemporaries. Where some schools of thought concentrated almost exclusively on pathology or unconscious conflict, Assagioli asked a quietly radical question: what if psychology also explored human creativity, purpose, compassion and the possibility of personal growth? Rather than merely repairing what is broken, perhaps it could help people become more completely themselves. This manual lays out the principles and practical techniques behind that philosophy with clarity and surprising accessibility. Readers are introduced to ideas such as the many facets of personality, the development of will, guided imagery, meditation, self-observation and the integration of conflicting aspects of the self. It is a fascinating blend of psychology, philosophy and spirituality, occupying that curious intellectual crossroads where science, introspection and personal development politely exchange ideas without anyone insisting on owning the entire conversation. One of the book’s enduring strengths is its remarkably balanced tone. Assagioli avoids both the clinical detachment that can make psychological texts feel like instruction manuals for malfunctioning machinery and the breathless certainty found in some corners of the self-help industry. Progress is presented as gradual, thoughtful and deeply individual. Becoming a more integrated person, it turns out, is less about discovering one miraculous insight and rather more about patiently cultivating awareness over time. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 1993 Penguin Arkana edition is in Good condition and remains an engaging read for students of psychology, counsellors, therapists, spiritual seekers and anyone curious about the history of humanistic approaches to personal development. While some terminology reflects the era in which the ideas first emerged, many of the themes—mindfulness, self-awareness, emotional integration and purposeful living—feel strikingly contemporary. Perhaps the greatest irony of Psychosynthesis is that a book devoted to integrating the self arrives in an age where life seems increasingly determined to fragment our attention into tiny, endlessly scrolling pieces. Assagioli quietly suggests that fulfilment is unlikely to be found by becoming faster, busier or more relentlessly efficient. Instead, it begins with understanding ourselves a little more deeply. It isn’t a promise of instant transformation, miraculous enlightenment or a dramatically improved morning routine. What it offers is something considerably rarer: a thoughtful framework for becoming a more complete human being, one patiently assembled piece at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6743/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/psychosynthesis-jun-2026.jpg 14.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Arkana 9780140194609 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6742 Survival Math - Notes on an All-American Family by Mitchell Jackson Families are often described as the building blocks of society, which sounds wonderfully sturdy until you’ve actually met one. In reality, most families resemble beautifully improvised engineering projects held together by love, loyalty, history, sheer determination and the occasional strategic argument over absolutely nothing. Survival Math is Mitchell S. Jackson’s powerful memoir of growing up in America, where every lesson in survival carried its own arithmetic, and every small victory had been earned the hard way. Set primarily in Portland, Oregon, Jackson reflects on childhood, family, race, poverty, violence, education and ambition with extraordinary honesty and remarkable literary flair. These are not neatly packaged life lessons tied up with motivational ribbons. Instead, they are lived experiences, examined with the benefit of hindsight but never stripped of their complexity. The result is a memoir that is both deeply personal and unmistakably rooted in the wider social realities of modern America. Jackson has an extraordinary gift for storytelling. He moves effortlessly between intimate family memories and broader reflections on inequality, identity and the systems that shape opportunity. The people who populate these pages are rendered with affection, frustration, humour and compassion in equal measure. Nobody is reduced to a stereotype or a simple moral lesson. Like most real families, they are contradictory, resilient, flawed and endlessly fascinating. The title itself is wonderfully apt. The mathematics explored here has very little to do with calculators or classroom equations. Instead, it concerns the constant calculations required to navigate difficult circumstances: deciding whom to trust, recognising danger, weighing risk against hope and finding ways to preserve dignity when the odds seem persistently unfavourable. It’s an education that never appears on a school timetable, yet one that countless people understand all too well. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2019 Scribner edition is in Very Good condition and offers an outstanding read for anyone interested in memoir, contemporary American life, social history or beautifully crafted literary non-fiction. Jackson writes with intelligence, empathy and an ear for language that elevates everyday experience into something both universal and unforgettable. His prose is vivid without becoming showy, thoughtful without ever losing its emotional immediacy. Perhaps the greatest irony of Survival Math is that, despite its title, there are no tidy formulas to be found within its pages. Life stubbornly refuses to balance like a textbook equation, and families rarely follow predictable patterns. What Jackson offers instead is something considerably more valuable: a compassionate account of resilience, identity and belonging that reminds us people cannot be reduced to statistics, headlines or assumptions. In an age increasingly fond of easy answers, this is a book that celebrates the complicated truth—and somehow makes it feel profoundly hopeful at the same time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6742/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/survival-math-jun-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scribner 9781501131707 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6741 Initiations and Initiates in Tibe by Alexandra David-Neel Some travellers return from their adventures with a handful of blurry photographs, a questionable souvenir and a firm opinion about the local cuisine. Alexandra David-Neel returned with firsthand accounts of Tibetan mysticism, encounters with monks and hermits, and enough extraordinary experiences to leave most armchair explorers wondering whether they had accidentally wandered into another dimension. Initiations and Initiates in Tibet is her captivating exploration of a world that, at the time she wrote, remained almost unimaginably remote to Western readers. David-Neel was no ordinary visitor. An intrepid explorer, scholar and one of the first Western women to travel extensively through Tibet, she immersed herself in Buddhist philosophy, meditation and the traditions of Himalayan spiritual practice with remarkable determination. This book is less a conventional travelogue than a fascinating blend of observation, memoir and spiritual inquiry, offering glimpses into monasteries, secluded retreats and the lives of practitioners whose understanding of reality often appears to operate by rather different rules from our own. Readers expecting a tidy handbook entitled Enlightenment in Ten Easy Steps may find themselves pleasantly bewildered. Instead, David-Neel presents a world rich in symbolism, ritual, discipline and paradox. Masters dispense wisdom in unexpected ways, initiations demand patience rather than instant gratification, and the pursuit of spiritual insight turns out to involve considerably more contemplation than motivational slogans. The deeper one ventures into the book, the clearer it becomes that genuine spiritual practice is rarely designed for those in a hurry. One of the enduring pleasures of the author’s writing is her ability to balance respectful curiosity with an explorer’s eye for vivid detail. She neither dismisses unfamiliar traditions as superstition nor accepts every extraordinary claim without reflection. Rather, she invites readers to accompany her into a culture whose religious life, philosophy and daily practices challenge many comfortable Western assumptions. Whether describing monastic life, esoteric teachings or the landscapes of the Himalayas, she writes with a sense of wonder that remains remarkably infectious. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 1996 Rider Classics edition is in Good condition and remains a rewarding read for anyone interested in Buddhism, comparative religion, travel writing, mysticism or the remarkable life of one of the twentieth century’s great explorers. It is a book to savour slowly, allowing its ideas and stories to unfold at their own pace rather than rushing towards neat conclusions. Perhaps the greatest irony of Initiations and Initiates in Tibet is that it concerns a lifelong search for detachment, yet it has the curious effect of drawing readers ever deeper into its pages. In an age where almost every mystery can apparently be solved with a search engine and a few taps on a screen, David-Neel reminds us that some journeys are valuable precisely because they refuse to provide instant answers. Occasionally the destination matters rather less than the questions discovered along the way—and those, unlike most modern gadgets, have an admirable tendency never to go out of date.6 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6741/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/initiations-and-initiates-in-tibet-jun-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rider Classics 9780712672221 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6740 Design for Managing Obsolescence - A Design Methodology for Preserving Product Integrity in a Circular Economy by Marcel Den Hollander There was a time when things were expected to last. Toasters survived multiple governments, washing machines became honorary family members, and a decent screwdriver might comfortably outlive its original owner. Then somewhere along the way, perfectly serviceable products began developing an unfortunate tendency to become obsolete the moment a newer model acquired an extra camera lens or a shinier logo. Design for Managing Obsolescence is an intelligent and timely examination of how we might finally break that rather expensive habit. Marcel den Hollander tackles one of modern manufacturing’s greatest paradoxes: we have become astonishingly good at designing products, yet often surprisingly poor at designing them to remain useful. Rather than accepting obsolescence as an unavoidable consequence of technological progress, he explores how thoughtful design can preserve product integrity, extend useful lifespans and support the emerging principles of the circular economy. In short, perhaps we should stop designing things with one eye permanently fixed on the replacement catalogue. Far from being an angry manifesto against modern industry, this is a carefully reasoned methodology grounded in engineering, industrial design and sustainability. Den Hollander examines why products become obsolete—not merely because they wear out, but because fashions change, technologies evolve, software becomes unsupported, spare parts disappear or consumers are persuaded that perfectly functional objects have somehow become embarrassingly old-fashioned. The result is a fascinating exploration of the hidden decisions that determine whether an object enjoys decades of useful service or an alarmingly brief encounter with the recycling bin. One of the book’s greatest strengths is its practical focus. Designers, engineers, manufacturers and students are encouraged to think systematically about durability, repairability, modularity, adaptability and long-term value. Rather than asking how cheaply something can be produced today, the author repeatedly invites readers to ask how intelligently it can continue serving its owner tomorrow. It is a refreshingly long-term perspective in a marketplace that occasionally seems convinced next Tuesday counts as strategic planning. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2018 edition is in Good condition and offers an engaging resource for designers, engineers, sustainability professionals, product developers and anyone fascinated by the future of manufacturing. Although firmly rooted in design methodology, the writing remains remarkably accessible, balancing academic rigour with real-world relevance in a field that increasingly affects every object we buy, use and eventually discard. The greatest irony, of course, is that a book about avoiding obsolescence has managed to remain highly relevant in a world that continues producing faster phones, smarter appliances and ever more disposable technology. Den Hollander quietly reminds us that innovation doesn’t always mean replacing what already exists. Sometimes the cleverest design is the one that doesn’t need replacing at all. It’s a surprisingly radical idea in an economy that occasionally appears convinced the most sustainable product is the one you’ll be persuaded to purchase again next autumn. If nothing else, this book may leave you looking suspiciously at the contents of your recycling box—and wondering whether they really deserved such an early retirement. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6740/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/design-for-managing-obsolescence-jun-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Marcel Den Hollander 9789082873603 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6738 Cabinet War Rooms by Peter Simkins Some buildings make a grand impression with soaring towers, glittering façades and sweeping staircases. Others quietly disappear beneath the streets and proceed to influence the course of world history. Cabinet War Rooms is a fascinating guide to one of Britain’s most remarkable hidden landmarks, taking readers deep beneath Westminster into the bunker where government carried on while bombs fell overhead and the fate of nations hung on telephones, maps and an alarming quantity of tea. Written by Peter Simkins for the Imperial War Museum, this richly informative volume explores the extraordinary network of underground rooms from which Britain’s wartime leadership directed operations during the darkest years of the Second World War. The Cabinet War Rooms were never intended as monuments. They were practical, cramped, often uncomfortable working spaces where civil servants, military planners and politicians wrestled daily with impossible decisions while attempting to keep an entire nation functioning under extraordinary pressure. The real charm of the book lies in its attention to the human details. It’s easy to imagine history being made amid dramatic speeches and orchestral soundtracks, but the reality involved endless paperwork, overflowing ashtrays, ringing telephones, hurried conferences and people trying to make sensible decisions despite exhaustion and uncertainty. The War Rooms were less a secret lair worthy of a spy novel and more an exceptionally important office that happened to be buried beneath London. Peter Simkins guides the reader through the various rooms, explaining their purpose, their occupants and the remarkable efforts made to preserve them almost exactly as they were left at the end of the war. Maps remain pinned to walls, furniture stands where it was used, equipment survives in situ, and personal touches remind visitors that history was shaped not by mythical heroes but by ordinary people carrying out extraordinarily demanding work. It is a rare opportunity to step into a place where the atmosphere has changed remarkably little, even as the world above has transformed beyond recognition. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 1983 Imperial War Museum edition is in Good condition and remains an absorbing companion for anyone interested in military history, British government, the Second World War or London’s hidden places. Whether you’re planning a visit to the preserved War Rooms or simply enjoy discovering the stories behind historic sites, it provides an engaging blend of architectural detail, historical context and human insight. Perhaps the greatest irony of the Cabinet War Rooms is that one of the most significant centres of power in twentieth-century Britain was deliberately designed to be as inconspicuous as possible. No gleaming palace, no imposing fortress, no dramatic skyline—just a collection of functional underground rooms where history quietly unfolded one briefing, one map update and one difficult decision at a time. It is a timely reminder that the places where the biggest decisions are made are not always the ones shouting loudest for attention, and that sometimes the most important room in the country is the one with the lowest ceiling. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6738/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cabinet-war-rooms-jun-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Imperial War Museum 9780901627285 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6737 Think to Win by John Syer and Christopher Connolly Every generation discovers, with great excitement, that success begins in the mind. Every previous generation quietly nods and points towards the rather large shelf of books that reached exactly the same conclusion decades earlier. Think to Win is one of those refreshingly sensible reminders that while circumstances certainly matter, the conversations taking place inside your own head often matter rather more. John Syer and Christopher Connolly approach performance from the perspective of sports psychology, but don’t be fooled into thinking this is a book exclusively for elite athletes with Olympic ambitions or cupboards overflowing with polished trophies. Their central argument is wonderfully democratic: the habits that help competitors perform under pressure—focus, confidence, resilience, preparation and constructive self-talk—are just as valuable in boardrooms, classrooms, workplaces and the wonderfully chaotic business of everyday life. Rather than relying on dramatic motivational speeches or heroic tales of impossible victories snatched from the jaws of defeat, the authors explore the quieter mechanics of consistent performance. They examine how we prepare mentally, respond to setbacks, manage nerves and recover after things go spectacularly wrong—which, if we’re honest, is a skill with rather broader application than most sporting manuals are willing to admit. One of the book’s enduring strengths is its practical tone. There are exercises to try, techniques to develop and habits to cultivate, but very little of the breathless promise that a single chapter will transform you into an unstoppable force of human achievement before the weekend. Improvement, the authors gently suggest, is built through repeated practice rather than dramatic breakthroughs. A surprisingly unfashionable message in any decade. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 1991 Simon & Schuster edition remains in Good condition and offers an engaging read for anyone interested in psychology, coaching, sport, personal development or performance under pressure. Although some of the examples reflect the sporting culture of the early 1990s, the principles themselves have aged remarkably well because human nature has displayed a stubborn reluctance to update its operating system. Perhaps the greatest irony of Think to Win is that it reminds us the most sophisticated piece of performance equipment we possess isn’t an expensive tennis racket, carbon-fibre bicycle, ergonomic office chair or the latest productivity app. It’s the mind that decides how all those things are used. Technology has advanced at astonishing speed since this book first appeared, yet people still sabotage themselves with doubt, distraction and unrealistic expectations using exactly the same remarkably efficient methods. Fortunately, the authors also explain how to stop doing that—though, naturally, you’ll have to put the ideas into practice yourself. There really is no app for that. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6737/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/think-to-win-jun-2026.jpg 3.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9780671697174 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6736 21 Lessons for the 21st Century by Yuval Noah Harari The twenty-first century has barely found its feet and already it has delivered enough technological upheaval, political surprises, existential anxieties and bewildering headlines to keep historians gainfully employed for several centuries. Into this delightfully untidy landscape steps Yuval Noah Harari with 21 Lessons for the 21st Century, a book that asks not what happened in the past, nor what might happen in the distant future, but what on earth is going on right now—and are we paying enough attention? Having previously explored the grand sweep of human history and the speculative future of our species, Harari turns his gaze towards the present, tackling subjects as varied as artificial intelligence, nationalism, democracy, education, religion, fake news, terrorism, inequality, biotechnology and the increasingly awkward relationship between humanity and algorithms. It is an ambitious shopping list of modern concerns, yet somehow the book manages to remain engaging rather than collapsing under the weight of its own curiosity. Harari has an enviable talent for explaining immensely complicated ideas in language that feels surprisingly conversational. He wanders confidently between neuroscience, economics, philosophy, history and politics, connecting dots that many of us hadn’t realised belonged on the same page. One chapter leaves you marvelling at humanity’s astonishing achievements; the next gently points out that we still struggle to agree on basic facts despite carrying devices in our pockets capable of answering almost any question imaginable. Progress, as ever, proves gloriously uneven. One of the book’s greatest strengths is that it asks far more questions than it claims to answer. Harari is refreshingly sceptical of simple solutions to complicated problems, preferring instead to encourage readers to think critically about the forces shaping modern life. Whether discussing the future of employment, the ethics of artificial intelligence or the fragility of liberal democracy, he consistently reminds us that certainty is often the first casualty of genuine inquiry. If you’re hoping for absolute answers, you’ll leave with something arguably more valuable: better questions. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2018 Spiegel & Grau edition is in Good condition and remains an absorbing read for anyone interested in history, politics, philosophy, technology or simply making sense of an increasingly interconnected world. Harari writes with clarity, wit and remarkable breadth, making daunting subjects accessible without oversimplifying them into comforting clichés. Perhaps the greatest irony of 21 Lessons for the 21st Century is that it arrives in an age overflowing with information while quietly arguing that information alone has never been enough. We have unprecedented access to knowledge, yet wisdom continues to be in frustratingly short supply. The internet can tell you the capital of almost any country in seconds, but it remains strangely reluctant to explain how to live well in a rapidly changing world. Harari doesn’t pretend to possess the final answers either—but he does provide an exceptionally stimulating companion for anyone determined to keep asking the right questions before the century invents another dozen we hadn’t even considered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6736/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/21-lessons-for-the-21-century-jun-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Spiegel and Grau 9780525512172 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6735 A Little Daylight Left - Poems by Sarah Kay Some poetry arrives like a thunderstorm, demanding your full attention before wandering off to frighten someone else. Sarah Kay’s A Little Daylight Left prefers a quieter entrance. It slips onto the page with warmth, curiosity and startling emotional precision, gently reminding us that the ordinary moments we barely notice are often the ones that linger longest. In a world determined to move at motorway speed, these poems calmly suggest that perhaps we ought to stop for a moment and actually look out of the window. Kay has long possessed the rare gift of writing with remarkable accessibility without sacrificing depth. Her poems are rich with observations about love, loss, friendship, family, hope and the strange business of simply being alive, finding beauty in places where most of us are too distracted to notice it. One moment she is delighting in small domestic details; the next she has quietly dismantled your emotional defences with a line so simple it feels as though it must always have existed. The collection carries an underlying optimism, though not the relentlessly cheerful variety sold by motivational posters featuring improbably photogenic sunsets. This is optimism that has earned its place. It acknowledges grief, uncertainty and change while stubbornly insisting that tenderness remains worthwhile. Even when the poems touch on absence or endings, they never surrender to despair. Instead, they search patiently for the sliver of light that survives after the day appears to be drawing to a close. What makes A Little Daylight Left especially rewarding is its ability to balance intimacy with universality. These poems feel deeply personal without ever becoming exclusive. Readers may arrive from entirely different walks of life, yet many will discover familiar emotions waiting quietly between the lines. It is the literary equivalent of overhearing someone articulate a feeling you’ve struggled to put into words for years, then wondering how they managed it so effortlessly. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2025 The Dial Press edition is in As New condition, making it a beautiful copy for readers who enjoy contemporary poetry that is thoughtful, compassionate and endlessly quotable. Whether read cover to cover in a contemplative afternoon or dipped into a poem at a time over several weeks, the collection rewards unhurried reading and repeated visits. Like all good poetry, it somehow changes depending on the reader’s mood, proving that the same page can hold different meanings on different days. Perhaps the greatest irony of a book called A Little Daylight Left is that it encourages you to spend rather less time racing through your own daylight. In an age where every spare moment is expected to become productive, optimised or monetised, Sarah Kay quietly offers something considerably rarer: permission to pause. The poems won’t solve the world’s problems, reorganise your calendar or improve your quarterly performance metrics. They may, however, remind you why any of those things mattered in the first place—and that’s a surprisingly generous return from a book that fits so comfortably in your hands. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6735/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-little-day-light-left-jun-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Dial Press 9780593733707 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6734 Measure What Matters by John Doerr There is an old managerial tradition that says if you can’t measure something, it probably doesn’t exist. Modern business, naturally, interpreted this as a challenge to measure absolutely everything. Meetings are timed, emails are counted, dashboards breed dashboards, and somewhere in a distant office a pie chart is quietly generating another pie chart. Measure What Matters is John Doerr’s persuasive reminder that the real trick isn’t measuring more things—it’s measuring the right ones. At the heart of the book lies the deceptively simple framework of Objectives and Key Results (OKRs), a goal-setting system that has helped shape some of the world’s most successful organisations. Doerr, who introduced OKRs to Google in its earliest days after learning the method from Andy Grove at Intel, explains how clear ambitions paired with measurable outcomes can transform vague aspirations into focused action. It’s a wonderfully unfashionable idea: instead of hoping everything somehow improves, decide what success actually looks like first. Rather than drowning the reader in management theory, Doerr fills the pages with stories from entrepreneurs, non-profit organisations, sporting teams and global businesses that have used OKRs to sharpen priorities and align entire organisations. The common thread is not relentless efficiency for its own sake, but clarity. When everyone understands what really matters, remarkable things have a habit of becoming considerably more achievable—and unnecessary meetings occasionally become endangered species. One of the book’s greatest strengths is that it quietly dismantles a favourite corporate illusion: that being busy automatically means being productive. Colour-coded calendars, heroic inboxes and spreadsheets stretching heroically towards the horizon may all look impressive, but unless they contribute to meaningful objectives they’re often little more than beautifully organised distractions. Measuring activity is easy. Measuring progress requires rather more honesty. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2018 Portfolio/Penguin edition is in Good condition and remains an excellent choice for entrepreneurs, managers, team leaders, project coordinators and anyone with an unhealthy relationship to to-do lists. It is practical without becoming simplistic, ambitious without descending into motivational sloganism, and refreshingly grounded in examples drawn from organisations that have actually put the ideas to work. The greatest irony of Measure What Matters is that its central message is almost embarrassingly straightforward. Success doesn’t necessarily require doing more—it requires deciding what genuinely deserves attention, then measuring whether you’re getting any closer to it. A surprisingly radical notion in an age where it’s perfectly possible to spend an entire day being furiously productive without accomplishing anything particularly important. After reading this, you may never look at another KPI dashboard in quite the same way—and you might even be tempted to ask the dangerous question: "Does this metric actually matter?" https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6734/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/measure-what-matters-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Portfolio - Penguin 9780525536222 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6733 Future Positive by Edward de Bono Predicting the future has always been a perilous occupation. Crystal balls cloud over, economists disagree with one another, weather forecasts change halfway through breakfast, and yesterday’s certainty has an irritating habit of becoming today’s amusing historical footnote. Yet Edward de Bono was never particularly interested in predicting the future. He was far more interested in asking a rather more useful question: what sort of future could we deliberately create if we learned to think differently? In Future Positive, the celebrated pioneer of lateral thinking argues that humanity possesses an unfortunate talent for becoming trapped inside familiar patterns. We endlessly analyse problems, debate them, complain about them and occasionally hold meetings about holding further meetings. What we rarely do, according to de Bono, is generate genuinely fresh ways of approaching them. The future, he insists, is not something that simply arrives in the post; it is something shaped by the quality of our thinking long before anyone notices the results. Rather than presenting a catalogue of futuristic gadgets or confidently forecasting flying cars parked beside every semi-detached house, de Bono explores the habits of mind that allow societies, organisations and individuals to adapt to change. His optimism is refreshingly practical. Creativity is not portrayed as a magical gift reserved for eccentric geniuses with alarming hairstyles, but as a discipline that can be cultivated, practised and applied to everything from business and education to politics and everyday decision-making. One of the enduring pleasures of reading de Bono is his willingness to challenge assumptions that most of us barely realise we’re making. He gently dismantles the comforting belief that analysing a problem more thoroughly will automatically produce a better solution. Sometimes, he argues, the real breakthrough comes from changing the question altogether. It sounds obvious once you’ve read it, which is often the hallmark of an idea that wasn’t obvious at all. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 1990 Penguin Books edition remains in Good condition and offers a fascinating glimpse into the ideas of one of the twentieth century’s most influential thinkers on creativity and innovation. While some of the examples inevitably reflect their era, the underlying principles remain remarkably relevant in a world that continues to produce new technologies far faster than it produces new ways of thinking about them. The greatest irony of Future Positive is that, more than three decades after its publication, many of the obstacles de Bono identified are still cheerfully thriving. We possess astonishing computing power, instant global communication and devices capable of answering almost any factual question in seconds, yet we continue to wrestle with many of the same conceptual problems. De Bono’s answer is both encouraging and mildly inconvenient: the future improves not because we wait for it to happen, but because enough people decide to think beyond the obvious. As it turns out, that remains considerably harder than buying the latest gadget—and infinitely more rewarding. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6733/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/future-positive-jun-2026.jpg 4.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140137781 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6732 The New Polymath - Profiles in Compound-Technology Innovations by Vinnie Mirchandani Once upon a time, becoming an expert meant spending an entire career mastering one subject. Then the modern world arrived, politely ignored that arrangement and began rewarding the curious individuals who insisted on knowing a little about everything—and quite a lot about several things. The New Polymath celebrates these rare creatures, exploring the innovators who combine technologies, disciplines and industries in ways that create entirely new possibilities. Leonardo da Vinci would probably approve, although he’d almost certainly ask for faster broadband. Vinnie Mirchandani argues that the greatest breakthroughs of the twenty-first century seldom emerge from a single invention in isolation. Instead, they arise when existing technologies collide in unexpected ways: software meets healthcare, telecommunications meets finance, logistics meets artificial intelligence, manufacturing meets data analytics, and suddenly entire industries begin behaving very differently. Innovation, it turns out, is often less about inventing something from nothing and more about introducing two strangers who really ought to have met years ago. Through a lively collection of case studies and business profiles, the book introduces organisations and individuals who have flourished by refusing to stay in their allotted lanes. Entrepreneurs, engineers, executives and technologists appear throughout, demonstrating that modern success increasingly belongs to those who are comfortable crossing boundaries rather than defending them. The "new polymath" isn’t expected to know everything—thankfully—but does possess the rare ability to connect ideas that specialists often keep locked in separate filing cabinets. One of the book’s more refreshing qualities is its optimism. Rather than dwelling on technological disruption as an unstoppable force to be feared, Mirchandani treats it as an invitation to rethink assumptions, explore partnerships and cultivate broader perspectives. The future, he suggests, is unlikely to be built by isolated geniuses working alone in garages. It’s more likely to emerge from collaborative minds willing to borrow shamelessly from multiple disciplines and ask awkwardly simple questions that everyone else somehow forgot to ask. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2010 Wiley edition is in Fine condition, making it an excellent acquisition for readers interested in innovation, technology, entrepreneurship, strategy and the ever-blurring boundaries between industries. It strikes a satisfying balance between accessible storytelling and thoughtful analysis, avoiding the dense technical jargon that so often persuades business books to become decorative shelf ornaments rather than books people actually finish. Perhaps the greatest irony is that The New Polymath champions breadth at a time when the world often encourages relentless specialisation. While everyone else is busy digging ever deeper into narrower fields, this book cheerfully recommends climbing out of the hole now and then to see what everyone else is doing. History has an inconvenient habit of rewarding exactly those people who can join the dots before anyone else realises there was a picture emerging at all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6732/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-polymath-jun-2026.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wiley 9780470618301 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6731 Tackling Complexity by Gilbert Probst Life has an uncanny ability to transform straightforward problems into sprawling, many-headed beasts. Just when you’ve solved one issue, three more appear, all apparently on speaking terms with each other. Tackling Complexity is Gilbert Probst’s thoughtful exploration of why the modern world refuses to behave itself, and why attempting to solve complicated problems with simple answers is rather like bringing a teaspoon to a flood. The book argues that complexity is not merely a nuisance to be eliminated but a permanent feature of contemporary organisations, economies and societies. Markets shift unexpectedly, technologies evolve with alarming enthusiasm, regulations multiply, global events ripple across industries, and before you’ve finished reading this sentence someone has probably invented another acronym for a management framework. Rather than despairing, Probst encourages readers to understand complexity, map it, work with it and, where possible, avoid making it even worse. What follows is a refreshingly measured examination of systems thinking, decision-making, organisational learning and strategic management. Instead of promising miraculous solutions or revolutionary formulas, the author offers practical ways of recognising interconnected problems, anticipating unintended consequences and making better decisions in environments where certainty is about as common as a perfectly organised office stationery cupboard. One of the book’s greatest strengths is its refusal to confuse complexity with mere complication. Adding more meetings, larger spreadsheets or increasingly colourful flowcharts rarely makes an organisation wiser. If anything, it often achieves the opposite. Probst gently reminds us that understanding relationships, feedback loops and human behaviour is considerably more valuable than simply accumulating additional information. Sometimes the cleverest solution involves removing a layer rather than adding another. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2014 Routledge edition is in Good condition and remains an excellent choice for readers interested in business strategy, systems thinking, organisational development and leadership. While grounded in management theory, it is written with enough clarity that anyone fascinated by how complicated systems function—whether in business, government or everyday life—will find plenty to ponder. There is, naturally, a pleasing irony in publishing a book about complexity. The subject itself resists neat conclusions, tidy diagrams and comforting certainty. Fortunately, Tackling Complexity embraces that reality instead of pretending otherwise. It reminds us that the world is gloriously interconnected, stubbornly unpredictable and only occasionally inclined to cooperate with our carefully prepared plans. If you’ve ever wondered why simple problems have such an annoying habit of becoming strategic initiatives, this book may not simplify your life—but it will certainly help you understand why it became so complicated in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6731/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tackling-complexity-jun-2026.jpg 11.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9781783530816 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6730 The Innovators Way - Essential Practices for Successful Innovation by Peter J Denning and Robert Dunham Innovation is one of those marvellous modern words that appears in every annual report, every corporate mission statement and approximately every third keynote presentation, usually accompanied by photographs of smiling people pointing at transparent screens. The Innovator’s Way politely suggests that genuine innovation is rather less theatrical. It isn’t about beanbags, brainstorming sessions fuelled by artisan coffee or adding the word "disruptive" to otherwise ordinary ideas. It is, instead, a disciplined practice that can be learned, refined and repeated. Drawing on decades of experience in computing, organisational theory and leadership, Peter J. Denning and Robert Dunham dismantle the popular mythology surrounding innovation. Rather than portraying successful innovators as mysterious visionaries struck by lightning bolts of inspiration, they present them as skilled practitioners who cultivate habits of observation, conversation, experimentation and execution. In other words, innovation owes rather more to persistence than to cinematic moments of revelation. The authors introduce a series of practical disciplines that encourage readers to recognise opportunities others overlook, engage meaningfully with communities, build trust, recover gracefully from inevitable failures and transform promising ideas into tangible results. It is an approach that feels refreshingly grounded. Revolutionary breakthroughs, the book argues, rarely emerge from staring intensely at a whiteboard covered in colourful sticky notes. They usually involve listening carefully, solving real problems and doing an awful lot of patient work that never makes the conference highlight reel. What makes The Innovator’s Way particularly engaging is its refusal to become trapped in management jargon. The examples range across technology, science, education and business, illustrating that innovation is not the exclusive property of Silicon Valley start-ups or multinational corporations. Small organisations, individual professionals and even curious amateurs can all benefit from developing the habits of successful innovators. The challenge is less about possessing extraordinary intelligence and more about learning to notice possibilities that everyone else quietly walks past. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2010 MIT Press edition is in Near Fine condition, making it an excellent addition to the library of entrepreneurs, engineers, managers, academics and lifelong learners alike. MIT Press publications have a deserved reputation for combining intellectual rigour with practical relevance, and this volume comfortably lives up to that tradition without ever becoming impenetrably academic. Whether you’re launching a business, leading a team, designing software, improving a service or simply wondering why some ideas flourish while others vanish without trace, The Innovator’s Way offers thoughtful guidance rooted in experience rather than fashionable buzzwords. The greatest irony, perhaps, is that a book about innovation concludes that there are very few shortcuts to becoming innovative. It still requires curiosity, resilience, careful observation and the willingness to keep learning—qualities that may not fit neatly into a PowerPoint slide but have an inconvenient habit of changing the world anyway. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6730/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-innovators-way-jun-2026.jpg 10.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MIT Press 9780262014540 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6727 The Stanley Kubrick Archives by Alison Castle There are coffee-table books, there are film books, and then there are books that arrive with sufficient mass to alter the Earth’s rotation ever so slightly. The Stanley Kubrick Archives belongs firmly in the third category. Compiled by Alison Castle and published by Taschen, this magnificent brick of cinematic obsession opens the vaults of one of the most meticulous filmmakers ever to point a camera at bewildered actors and perfectly symmetrical corridors. Created in close cooperation with the Kubrick Estate, it presents an astonishing collection of production material, photographs, scripts, notes, sketches, correspondence and behind-the-scenes treasures that reveal just how astonishingly complicated it is to make something look effortlessly perfect. Stanley Kubrick never really made films in the conventional sense. He engineered worlds. Whether it was nuclear annihilation, prehistoric evolution, eighteenth-century candlelight, haunted hotels, dystopian ultraviolence or masked Manhattan soirées, every frame appears to have been scrutinised with the intensity of a man who would probably have repositioned the moon if it had cast an inconvenient shadow. This archive demonstrates that the legendary perfectionism was not an exaggeration but, if anything, something of an understatement. The beauty of this volume is that it doesn’t simply celebrate Kubrick’s finished films; it invites you into the wonderfully chaotic machinery behind them. Here are discarded ideas, annotated scripts, production schedules, costume designs, props, location photographs and countless fragments of a creative process that somehow transformed mountains of paperwork into some of the most unforgettable images in cinema. It’s reassuring to discover that masterpieces don’t simply materialise overnight. They require filing cabinets. Many, many filing cabinets. Even readers who have never paused 2001: A Space Odyssey every twelve seconds to analyse the lighting will find themselves absorbed. The book is part detective story, part design manual, part visual feast and part reminder that obsessive attention to detail occasionally pays rather handsome dividends. It also confirms the suspicion that if Kubrick had ever decided to organise your garage, you would never find anything again—but it would undoubtedly win awards. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2016 Taschen Bibliotheca Universalis edition is in Fine condition, making it a splendid addition to the shelves of film lovers, photographers, designers and anyone who enjoys books that are almost as impressive as the subjects they celebrate. The binding is handsome, the reproduction superb and the sheer quantity of material means you’ll continue discovering new details long after less ambitious books have been returned to the shelf. Whether your favourite Kubrick film involves homicidal typewriters, singing bombs, monoliths, powdered wigs, sociopathic milk bars or unnervingly polite masked parties, this archive rewards endless browsing. It is one of those rare volumes that reminds you cinema is not merely entertainment but an intricate act of engineering, artistry and glorious human obsession. Just be warned: once you’ve spent an evening inside Kubrick’s archives, you’ll never again believe that "We’ll fix it in post" was part of his vocabulary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6727/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-stanley-kubrick-archives-jun-2026.jpg 12.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Taschen 9783836555821 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6726 Figuring by Maria Popova Some books tell a story. Others explain an idea. Figuring cheerfully decides that such categories are for people who enjoy tidy bookshelves and proceeds to connect astronomers, poets, sculptors, naturalists, philosophers, romantics and assorted intellectual troublemakers into one gloriously tangled constellation. Maria Popova’s remarkable work is less a conventional history than an elaborate game of intellectual dominoes, where one fascinating life nudges another across four centuries until suddenly Johannes Kepler is somehow sharing conceptual space with Rachel Carson, Emily Dickinson and enough extraordinary women to make most history textbooks blush with embarrassment. This is not a book for anyone seeking bullet points, productivity hacks or "seven simple lessons". It positively luxuriates in curiosity, wandering through science, literature, astronomy, philosophy, feminism and art with the confidence of someone who has read absolutely everything and remembered the footnotes as well. The joy lies in watching apparently unrelated lives gradually reveal invisible threads connecting them, proving that history is far less like a filing cabinet and considerably more like an especially ambitious spider’s web. Popova writes with a lyrical enthusiasm that occasionally threatens to make ordinary prose feel like it ought to apologise for existing. Every chapter sparkles with quotations, forgotten anecdotes and moments where one discovers yet another remarkable nineteenth-century polymath who somehow found time to revolutionise science, campaign for equality, compose poetry and probably grow excellent tomatoes before breakfast. If you’ve ever complained that modern life leaves you too busy to answer emails, this book quietly introduces you to people who make your weekly to-do list look adorably modest. What makes Figuring especially satisfying is that it refuses to present genius as neat, inevitable or solitary. Instead, ideas bounce between friendships, romances, rivalries and letters, reminding us that great discoveries rarely emerge from isolated brilliance alone. Inspiration, it turns out, is wonderfully contagious, provided one has enough patience to read several thousand pages of correspondence first. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2019 Pantheon edition remains in Good condition and offers an absorbing expedition for readers who enjoy books that trust them to think, pause, reread and occasionally stare thoughtfully into the middle distance. It’s substantial without feeling academic, scholarly without becoming pompous, and ambitious without losing sight of the wonderfully peculiar human beings at its heart. Ideal for lovers of science, history, literature, philosophy and beautifully interconnected ideas, Figuring is the literary equivalent of wandering into an enormous second-hand bookshop intending to buy one title, only to emerge several hours later carrying an improbably eclectic pile of books and wondering how everything in human civilisation seems mysteriously connected after all. Even if you don’t finish convinced that the universe is stitched together by invisible patterns, you’ll almost certainly leave with a much longer reading list—and the uncomfortable suspicion that your own bookshelf has been woefully under-figured all along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6726/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/figuring-jun-2026.jpg 13.15 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pantheon 9781524748135 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6725 On The Trail of Ancient Man by Roy Chapman Andrews There are travel books that recommend pleasant villages, charming cafés and comfortable hotels. Then there is On the Trail of Ancient Man, in which Roy Chapman Andrews cheerfully heads into some of the most remote and inhospitable places on Earth in search of creatures and ancestors that inconveniently died millions of years before anyone thought to leave signposts. It is part travelogue, part scientific memoir and part adventure story, written by a man who seemed to regard armed bandits, mechanical breakdowns and endless deserts as little more than occupational hazards. First published in 1926, this classic captures the golden age of exploration, when vast stretches of Central Asia remained largely unknown to Western science and every expedition carried the tantalising possibility of changing humanity’s understanding of prehistory. Andrews, leading expeditions on behalf of the American Museum of Natural History, ventured deep into the Gobi Desert in search of fossil evidence that might illuminate the origins of mankind and the ancient creatures that once shared the Earth with our distant ancestors. The title is irresistible. On the Trail of Ancient Man suggests a determined explorer following a neatly marked path left by prehistoric humanity. The reality, naturally, proved rather less convenient. Ancient man had neglected to leave forwarding addresses, maps or even particularly helpful skeletons. Instead, Andrews and his team relied upon geological instinct, relentless perseverance and a willingness to spend weeks crossing landscapes where the next water source was considerably more reliable than the next conversation. It is impossible not to admire the sheer confidence of explorers from this era. Today, an expedition often begins by checking satellite imagery, GPS coordinates and weather forecasts accurate to the nearest hour. Andrews, by contrast, set off across deserts by camel and motor vehicle, frequently with little more than maps of questionable accuracy and an unwavering belief that somewhere beyond the next horizon lay another astonishing discovery. One suspects modern risk assessments would have suffered a complete nervous breakdown. Although the book focuses on the search for humanity’s ancient past, it is equally a portrait of exploration itself. Andrews writes of dramatic landscapes, remarkable wildlife, local cultures and the constant uncertainties of scientific fieldwork with infectious enthusiasm. Along the way, readers gain a fascinating glimpse into a world where palaeontology still possessed the excitement of genuine exploration and where every fossil unearthed might overturn long-established ideas about life on Earth. There is also a delightful historical charm in reading Andrews today. Some of the scientific interpretations naturally reflect the knowledge of the 1920s and have since been refined by later discoveries, yet the spirit of inquiry remains timeless. His curiosity, optimism and determination continue to leap from every page, reminding us that science advances not merely through laboratories but through people willing to travel extraordinary distances in pursuit of a few ancient bones. This copy is in very well preserved condition, particularly impressive for a book approaching its centenary. The original dust jacket has been protected in a clear sleeve, helping it survive remarkably well over the decades. There are a few minor niggles, as shown in the accompanying scan, but overall this is an exceptionally handsome example that has clearly spent far more of its life being carefully looked after than being bounced around the Gobi Desert. It remains a wonderfully collectible copy of a genuine exploration classic. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing books whose own survival stories are almost as appealing as the adventures they contain. On the Trail of Ancient Man is more than a tale of fossils and forgotten worlds; it is a celebration of curiosity itself. Before archaeology became a television programme and before expeditions came with drones, laptops and satellite phones, there were explorers like Roy Chapman Andrews, armed with notebooks, determination and an almost unreasonable willingness to disappear into the wilderness in pursuit of history. Reading his account today is rather like stepping into an age when the map still contained blank spaces—and someone was brave enough to go and fill them in. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6725/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-the-trail-of-ancient-man-jun-2026.jpg 35.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6722 Primate Communication by Charles Snowdon Charles H Brown and Michael R Petersen There are books that teach you how to communicate better with your fellow human beings. Primate Communication takes a more ambitious route by asking a rather awkward question: before we congratulate ourselves on inventing language, perhaps we should first see what the monkeys and apes have been saying all this time. As it turns out, they have been remarkably busy. Published by Cambridge University Press in 1982 and edited by Charles Snowdon, Charles H. Brown and Michael R. Petersen, this fascinating volume explores the astonishing variety of ways our closest relatives communicate. Long before anyone coined the phrase "social networking," primates had already mastered a complex world of vocal calls, facial expressions, body language, gestures and social signalling. The only significant difference is that baboons rarely feel compelled to announce what they had for breakfast to several hundred acquaintances. This is a serious academic work that brings together leading researchers in animal behaviour, psychology and primatology to examine how communication evolved and what it can reveal about the origins of human language. Chimpanzees negotiate alliances, vervet monkeys issue alarm calls that distinguish between different predators, gibbons sing elaborate territorial duets, and countless other primates demonstrate that meaningful communication existed long before anyone invented the alphabet. Humanity, it seems, did not so much invent communication as develop an exceptionally elaborate version of it. The title itself is delightfully understated. Primate Communication could almost be mistaken for a guide to office meetings, and in fairness there are moments when the distinction becomes wonderfully blurred. Hierarchies are established, alliances shift, subtle signals determine who gets access to valuable resources, and misunderstandings occasionally result in rather energetic confrontations. Evolution, one suspects, has changed the scenery more than the script. One of the book’s greatest strengths is that it captures an exciting period in behavioural science, when researchers were beginning to appreciate just how sophisticated animal communication really is. Earlier generations had often dismissed non-human communication as little more than instinctive noise. By the early 1980s, evidence was accumulating that many primates possessed surprisingly rich signalling systems, forcing scientists to rethink long-held assumptions about language, intelligence and the evolutionary roots of culture itself. Being a Cambridge University Press publication, this is scholarship with substance rather than spectacle. There are no sensational claims that chimpanzees are secretly composing operas or that macaques are about to file tax returns. Instead, readers are presented with careful observation, thoughtful experimentation and the slow, satisfying accumulation of evidence that characterises good science. It is precisely the sort of book that rewards curiosity with genuine insight rather than convenient certainty. This copy is in good condition. The book itself has aged very well, with a sound binding and clean pages throughout. The only notable cosmetic issue is that the dust jacket spine has faded from its original brown to a soft blue, a charming reminder that sunlight has been considerably more interested in the jacket than in the scholarship within. Happily, the contents remain every bit as sharp as the day they were printed. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing volumes that quietly reshape the way we see the world. Primate Communication reminds us that language did not emerge from nowhere, but from millions of years of evolutionary experimentation among our closest relatives. After reading it, you may find yourself listening rather differently to the chatter of monkeys at the zoo—or indeed to the conversations taking place around the office coffee machine. In both cases, you’ll probably conclude that communication is a far older, richer and occasionally stranger business than most of us ever imagine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6722/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/primate-communication-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521246903 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6720 The Secrets of Chinese Meditation by Lu Kuan Yu There are books that promise to help you relax. There are books that recommend a pleasant walk, a warm bath or perhaps putting the kettle on. The Secrets of Chinese Meditation has loftier ambitions. It calmly suggests that, with sufficient patience, discipline and rather fewer distractions than modern life generally permits, you might begin to glimpse profound truths about the nature of consciousness itself. No pressure, then. Originally published in the West during a period when Eastern philosophy was beginning to captivate curious readers, this 1969 Rider edition by Lu Kuan Yu is one of those wonderfully serious books that arrived decades before mindfulness became something discussed in corporate boardrooms and meditation apps politely reminded you to breathe every afternoon. This is not meditation as a fashionable lifestyle accessory. It is meditation as a deeply rooted spiritual discipline, developed over centuries within the traditions of Chinese Buddhism and Taoist thought. Lu Kuan Yu (also known as Charles Luk) was widely respected for introducing authentic Chinese Buddhist teachings to English-speaking audiences. Rather than watering down complex ideas into cheerful slogans suitable for greetings cards, he presents traditional practices with admirable sincerity. The result is a fascinating guide that explores meditation, self-cultivation, states of consciousness and spiritual development with the quiet confidence of someone who assumes the reader is genuinely interested in understanding the subject rather than merely looking for a quicker way to fall asleep. The title itself deserves a moment of appreciation. The Secrets of Chinese Meditation sounds delightfully mysterious, as though hidden behind its covers lies an ancient technique capable of unlocking the universe after a particularly successful afternoon sitting cross-legged. In truth, the greatest "secret" revealed is considerably less dramatic: meaningful meditation requires dedication, patience and consistent practice. Humanity has always hoped enlightenment might come with a helpful shortcut. This book gently but firmly suggests otherwise. One of its greatest strengths is that it offers readers an authentic glimpse into a philosophical tradition that differs markedly from many Western assumptions. Rather than promising instant transformation or miraculous self-improvement in ten easy lessons, it presents meditation as part of a lifelong journey. There are no motivational catchphrases, no glossy lifestyle photography and certainly no assurances that you’ll become your "best self" before the weekend. There is, instead, a refreshing seriousness that has aged remarkably well. Reading it today also offers a curious historical perspective. Long before wellness influencers and social media gurus discovered the commercial possibilities of stillness, books like this quietly introduced genuine Eastern teachings to readers willing to put in the intellectual effort. It reminds us that profound ideas often arrive wrapped in surprisingly plain covers, asking only for time, concentration and an open mind. This copy is in good condition, bearing the gentle signs of having accompanied at least one thoughtful reader on their own journey through these pages. The binding remains sound, the pages are clean, and it has weathered the passing decades with rather more serenity than most of us manage on a Monday morning. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing books that invite readers to slow down rather than speed up. The Secrets of Chinese Meditation may not instantly reveal the meaning of life, silence your inner critic or persuade your neighbours to stop mowing the lawn precisely when you’ve settled into contemplation, but it offers something arguably more valuable: a thoughtful introduction to a tradition that has spent centuries exploring the remarkable landscape of the human mind. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6720/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secrets-of-chinese-meditation-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rider no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6719 The Symbolic Species by Terrence Deacon Some books ask whether humans are different from other animals. Others confidently answer "yes" and move on. The Symbolic Species does something far more interesting: it asks why. Why do humans possess language, culture, mathematics, religion, art and the peculiar ability to invent tax returns, instruction manuals and online comments sections? According to Terrence Deacon, the answer lies not simply in having bigger brains, but in our extraordinary capacity for symbolic thought. Published by Penguin in 1997, this influential and wonderfully ambitious work tackles one of the great questions of science and philosophy: how did language evolve, and how did it, in turn, reshape the human brain? Rather than treating language as a curious add-on to intelligence, Deacon argues that it is woven into the very fabric of what makes us human. It is an argument that draws together neuroscience, evolutionary biology, anthropology, psychology, linguistics and enough fascinating ideas to keep even the most curious reader happily occupied for weeks. The title itself has a marvellous air of quiet confidence. The Symbolic Species sounds almost like the scientific name we forgot to give ourselves. It reminds us that while many creatures communicate, only humans routinely assign meaning to arbitrary symbols. A few squiggles on a page become Shakespeare. A handful of notes become Beethoven. Three small letters become "DOG," causing millions of people to picture an entirely different animal despite none of them actually seeing one. It is simultaneously astonishing and so commonplace that we barely notice we’re doing it. One of the book’s greatest pleasures is that Deacon refuses to settle for easy explanations. Human evolution, he argues, was not simply a matter of growing ever larger brains until someone eventually invented conversation. Instead, language and the brain evolved together in a remarkable feedback loop, each shaping the development of the other over countless generations. The result is a picture of evolution far richer—and considerably more intriguing—than the simplistic image of a line of increasingly upright ancestors marching confidently towards modern civilisation. This is also one of those rare academic books that manages to be intellectually adventurous without becoming hopelessly inaccessible. Deacon writes with the enthusiasm of someone genuinely captivated by his subject, inviting readers into debates that remain central to our understanding of human origins. Along the way he explores animal communication, child development, fossil evidence and the nature of consciousness itself, all while encouraging readers to question assumptions they may never have realised they held. Of course, this is not the sort of book one casually flicks through while waiting for the kettle to boil. It asks for patience, curiosity and the occasional willingness to pause and think. In return, it offers the deeply satisfying feeling that your brain is being gently but persistently stretched in entirely new directions. There are no miracle conclusions or fashionable soundbites here—just thoughtful scholarship tackling some of the oldest questions humanity has ever asked about itself. This copy is in good condition, bearing the honest signs of having been read by someone who was probably more interested in the origins of language than in keeping books imprisoned behind glass. The binding remains sound, the pages are clean, and it is perfectly ready to inspire another reader to contemplate the remarkable journey from primate calls to poetry, philosophy and politely worded parking appeals. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing books that remind us how extraordinary ordinary life really is. Every sentence you have ever spoken, every story you’ve ever told and every thought you’ve ever committed to paper depends upon the symbolic abilities explored in these pages. The Symbolic Species won’t teach your dog to discuss existentialism or persuade the pigeons outside to quote Aristotle, but after reading it you may never look at human conversation in quite the same way again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6719/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-symbolic-species-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780713991888 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6718 Enrichment and Restitution in New Zealand by Ross B Grantham and Charles EF Rickett There are legal textbooks, and then there are books whose very titles sound as though they should come with a sternly worded letter from a Chancery judge and a complimentary headache. Enrichment and Restitution in New Zealand proudly occupies that distinguished category. It is the sort of volume that could empty a noisy room merely by being placed on the table, yet for lawyers, academics and those with an inexplicable fondness for equitable remedies, this is compelling stuff. Published in 2000 by Hart Publishing and written by Ross B. Grantham and Charles E. F. Rickett, this substantial work explores one of the law’s more fascinating questions: when somebody ends up with a benefit they ought not to have, who gets it back, why, and by what gloriously complicated legal route? It turns out that answering what appears to be a simple question can require hundreds of pages, decades of judicial thought, and enough footnotes to keep several generations of postgraduate students gainfully occupied. The irony, of course, is that the concept itself is wonderfully straightforward. If someone is unjustly enriched, restitution should restore the balance. Human beings, however, have demonstrated a remarkable talent for making almost anything astonishingly complicated once contracts, property rights, trusts, equity, precedent and several determined barristers become involved. What begins as "that’s not fair" soon develops into a beautifully intricate legal landscape where every answer produces three further questions and at least one memorable dissenting judgment. Although centred on New Zealand law, the discussion reaches far beyond its shores. Much of the jurisprudence draws upon English common law and wider Commonwealth developments, making the book valuable to comparative lawyers and anyone interested in how legal systems wrestle with remarkably similar problems while arriving at subtly different conclusions. It is a reminder that justice may wear different wigs depending on the jurisdiction, but it usually arrives carrying an armful of case reports. This is emphatically not beach reading unless your preferred seaside activity involves annotating margin notes while everyone else is building sandcastles. Yet there is something quietly satisfying about a book that assumes its reader is perfectly willing to spend an afternoon considering whether a payment made by mistake should give rise to a personal remedy, a proprietary claim, or an entirely new philosophical crisis. Few authors possess the confidence to expect that level of commitment from their audience, and fewer readers are brave enough to oblige. Our copy is in Near Fine condition, meaning it has survived its previous legal adventures remarkably well. The pages remain crisp, the binding is strong, and there is every chance it has spent far more time residing respectfully on a library shelf than being waved dramatically across a courtroom while someone declared, "My learned friend has entirely misunderstood restitution." As always, Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing books that deserve another life. This one may not inspire spontaneous laughter, reckless adventure or interpretive dance, but it will reward the curious legal mind with intelligence, precision and enough carefully reasoned argument to remind you that civilisation is held together not merely by laws, but by an extraordinary number of people arguing about what those laws actually mean. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6718/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/enrichment-and-restitution-in-new-zealand-jun-2026.jpg 105.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hart 9781901362398 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6717 Joint Operating Agreements by Michael Taylor and Sally Tyne There are books that promise adventure, romance and mystery. Then there are books entitled Joint Operating Agreements, which boldly abandon all such frivolity in favour of the infinitely more exhilarating prospect of legally binding commercial arrangements. At first glance it sounds like the literary equivalent of watching paint negotiate with drying plaster. Look a little closer, however, and you’ll discover that contracts are where fortunes are made, businesses survive, and expensive arguments begin. Published by Longman Law in 1992, this authoritative work by Michael Taylor and Sally Tyne examines one of the less glamorous—but undeniably essential—corners of commercial law. Joint operating agreements govern situations in which multiple parties attempt the remarkably optimistic exercise of working together while simultaneously protecting their own interests. It is, in essence, the legal science of cooperation, prepared on the perfectly reasonable assumption that one day somebody, somewhere, will disagree about almost everything. The title deserves admiration for its complete lack of theatrical ambition. Joint Operating Agreements sounds exactly like what it is. There are no dragons, no haunted abbeys, no secret societies and, disappointingly, very few car chases. Instead, there are carefully considered legal principles, practical drafting guidance and the accumulated wisdom of people who have spent years ensuring that commercial ventures don’t collapse the first time someone asks, "Yes, but whose responsibility is that?" For lawyers, business professionals and students of commercial law, this is precisely the sort of book that quietly earns its place on the shelf. It explores how collaborative ventures are structured, how risks are allocated, how responsibilities are defined and, perhaps most importantly, how everyone hopes to avoid spending the next five years introducing themselves in court. It is a reminder that behind every successful partnership lies an impressive quantity of paperwork, drafted long before anyone started shaking hands and smiling for the brochure. There is something oddly reassuring about legal textbooks from this era. Published before email chains grew to the length of Victorian novels and before contracts routinely arrived as downloadable PDFs requiring seventeen separate passwords, books like this reflect a period when careful drafting still involved large desks, annotated precedents and enough paper to alarm a small forest. The legal principles remain remarkably relevant, even if the fax numbers have become charming historical curiosities. This copy is in fine condition, having clearly escaped the fate that befalls many professional law books: being repeatedly opened at exactly the same page while someone mutters, "That can’t possibly be what clause 14.3 means." The binding is excellent, the pages are clean and crisp, and it presents beautifully. In truth, it looks rather more organised than many of the commercial ventures it was written to support. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing volumes that prove not every important book announces its significance with dramatic titles or colourful dust jackets. Joint Operating Agreements may never become anyone’s favourite beach read, but it occupies that admirable category of books that quietly prevent expensive misunderstandings while asking for very little recognition in return. If you’ve ever wondered how businesses manage to cooperate without immediately descending into glorious contractual chaos, this book has been patiently explaining the answer since 1992—and, rather fittingly, does so with all the measured confidence of a solicitor who has already seen what happens when nobody reads it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6717/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/joint-operating-agreements-jun-2026.jpg 45.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman Law 9780851218540 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6716 The Variation of Animals and Plants Under Domestication - Volume 2 by Charles Darwin There are books that change the way you look at the world, and then there are books by Charles Darwin, who somehow managed to change the way the world looked at itself. The Variation of Animals and Plants Under Domestication is one of those extraordinary Victorian works in which Darwin calmly sets about explaining why your prize-winning pigeon, your neighbour’s suspiciously fluffy sheep and your grandmother’s exceptionally determined roses all have far more to tell us about evolution than anyone had previously imagined. This is Volume 2 of Darwin’s monumental study, reissued by Johns Hopkins University Press in 1998, and it represents the continuation of one of the great scientific investigations of the nineteenth century. If On the Origin of Species introduced the revolutionary idea of evolution by natural selection, this companion work demonstrates Darwin rolling up his sleeves and assembling mountains of evidence from the everyday world. Breeders, farmers, gardeners and pigeon enthusiasts all unexpectedly become contributors to one of science’s greatest detective stories. The title possesses a marvellous Victorian confidence. The Variation of Animals and Plants Under Domestication sounds reassuringly straightforward, almost as though Darwin intends to spend a pleasant afternoon discussing particularly well-behaved cows. In reality, he embarks upon an astonishingly detailed exploration of heredity, selective breeding, inheritance and variation, laying foundations for ideas that would eventually become central to modern genetics—even though the mechanism of genes themselves was still entirely unknown. One cannot help admiring Darwin’s astonishing curiosity. Where most people looked at fancy pigeons and saw... well, fancy pigeons... Darwin saw evidence capable of explaining the diversity of life itself. He examined dogs, rabbits, horses, cattle, flowers, fruit trees and countless other domesticated species with the enthusiasm of someone who regarded every barnyard as a potential scientific laboratory. It is a comforting reminder that groundbreaking discoveries do not always require billion-pound laboratories; sometimes they merely require an exceptionally observant naturalist and an alarming quantity of notes. Being Volume 2, this book continues Darwin’s detailed arguments with the same patient, methodical style that characterises all of his great works. There are no dramatic plot twists, no cliff-hangers involving particularly argumentative cabbages and certainly no chapters entitled "Ten Evolutionary Secrets Breeders Don’t Want You to Know!" Instead, Darwin proceeds with quiet confidence, accumulating evidence piece by piece until readers find themselves persuaded almost before they’ve realised the argument has been made. Reading Darwin today is also an oddly humbling experience. Many of his conclusions have stood the test of time remarkably well, while others have naturally been refined by more than a century of subsequent research. Yet what shines through above all is his method: careful observation, relentless curiosity and an almost heroic refusal to jump to conclusions without evidence. It is science performed with extraordinary patience, written in prose elegant enough to remind us that Victorian scholars often considered style almost as important as substance. This copy is in good condition, showing the gentle signs of having been appreciated by readers interested in ideas rather than merely decoration. The binding remains sound, the pages are clean, and it has weathered the decades considerably better than many of the breeds and plant varieties discussed within its covers. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in finding books that prove the greatest adventures can take place entirely within the pages of careful scholarship. The Variation of Animals and Plants Under Domestication – Volume 2 is more than a scientific classic; it is a window into the remarkable mind of Charles Darwin as he patiently assembled the evidence that helped transform biology forever. It may forever change the way you look at pigeons, pigeons may never notice, but that somehow feels entirely in keeping with the evolutionary process. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6716/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-variation-of-animals-and-plants-under-domestication-vol-2-jun-2026.jpg 34.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Johns Hopkins 9780801858673 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6715 Time Depth in Historical Linguistics - 2-Volume Set by Colin Renfrew April McMhahon and Larry Trask Some books ask politely where languages came from. Others confidently tell you. Time Depth in Historical Linguistics arrives in two substantial volumes and calmly announces that before answering such questions we must first determine whether they can even be answered at all. It is the academic equivalent of someone responding to "What’s the time?" with, "Before we begin, let us examine the nature of time itself." Edited by Colin Renfrew, April McMahon and Larry Trask, and published by The McDonald Institute for Archaeological Research in 2000, this remarkable two-volume set sits at the crossroads of linguistics, archaeology, anthropology and human prehistory. The central question is deceptively simple: how far back in time can languages be traced with any real confidence? The answer, as several internationally respected scholars demonstrate, is gloriously complicated. This is not merely a collection of essays about old languages. It is an intellectual battleground where linguists, archaeologists and evolutionary thinkers politely—but firmly—challenge one another’s assumptions. Can language families really be reconstructed ten thousand years into the past? Does archaeology support linguistic evidence? Are some proposed language super-families genuine, or are scholars simply seeing patterns where none exist? Entire chapters are devoted to arguments that have occupied experts for decades, proving once again that academics can disagree every bit as enthusiastically as football supporters, only with significantly longer footnotes. The title itself possesses a wonderfully austere charm. Time Depth in Historical Linguistics sounds like the sort of phrase capable of clearing a room at a dinner party in under thirty seconds. Yet hidden behind those scholarly words lies one of humanity’s greatest mysteries: how did the thousands of languages spoken today emerge from those of our distant ancestors? Every modern conversation, every poem, every shopping list and every family argument ultimately forms part of a chain stretching back through millennia. This set explores just how far that chain can realistically be followed before the evidence disappears into the mists of prehistory. The editorial team could scarcely be better qualified. Colin Renfrew brought archaeology into dialogue with historical linguistics, April McMahon has long been one of Britain’s leading historical linguists, and Larry Trask became renowned for making some of the most complex areas of linguistics surprisingly approachable. Together they assembled contributions from many of the foremost scholars in the field, creating a reference work that remains an important landmark in debates about language origins and prehistory. One of the delights of this collection is that it refuses to offer simplistic conclusions. Instead, it demonstrates science exactly as it ought to work: evidence is presented, theories are tested, disagreements are aired respectfully and readers are invited to appreciate both the strengths and limitations of competing ideas. It is refreshingly honest. Rather than pretending certainty where none exists, these volumes reveal the painstaking detective work involved in reconstructing languages spoken thousands of years before anyone thought to invent writing. Offered here is the complete two-volume set, with both Volume 1 and Volume 2 included. Together they form a substantial scholarly resource, far more satisfying than discovering you’ve accidentally purchased only half the argument. Both books are in near fine condition, remaining clean, crisp and remarkably well preserved. They have clearly enjoyed a far less eventful history than the ancient languages whose origins they investigate. As always, Crappy Old Books takes particular pleasure in rescuing works that reward patience, curiosity and the occasional willingness to reread a paragraph with a fresh cup of tea. Time Depth in Historical Linguistics is not light bedtime reading—unless your bedtime routine routinely involves contemplating Proto-Indo-European and the peopling of Eurasia—but for anyone fascinated by language, archaeology or the deep history of humanity, this magnificent two-volume set offers an endlessly absorbing journey into one of the most intriguing questions ever asked: not merely what our ancestors said, but whether we can still hear the faintest echoes of their voices across the gulf of time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6715/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/time-depth-in-historical-linguistics-vols-1-and-2-jun-2026.jpg 51.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The McDonald Institute for Archaeological 9781902937069 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6714 Augustines City of God - A Readers Guide by Gerard ODaly Some books ask gentle questions. Some confidently provide answers. And then there is Augustine’s City of God, a work that spends over a thousand pages contemplating civilisation, politics, history, morality, eternity, the collapse of empires and humanity’s ultimate destiny, while quietly reminding the reader that the fall of Rome was perhaps not quite the end of the world after all. Naturally, this means that most sensible people appreciate a guide before venturing in. Enter Gerard O’Daly’s Augustine’s City of God – A Reader’s Guide, published by Oxford University Press in 2020. Rather than attempting to simplify Augustine into a handful of comforting slogans, O’Daly performs the considerably more useful service of acting as an informed travelling companion through one of the most influential—and occasionally intimidating—works ever written. Think of him less as someone carrying your intellectual luggage and more as the experienced mountaineer pointing out where previous travellers have accidentally wandered off philosophical cliffs. Saint Augustine’s City of God has shaped Western thought for over sixteen centuries. It has influenced theologians, philosophers, historians, political thinkers and countless university students who suddenly discovered that reading late Roman theology at two o’clock in the morning requires rather more coffee than originally anticipated. O’Daly gently unpacks Augustine’s arguments, placing them within their historical context while showing why this monumental work continues to matter in discussions about religion, politics, justice and the nature of society itself. The title is wonderfully reassuring. A Reader’s Guide carries with it the comforting implication that someone has already negotiated the more labyrinthine passages on your behalf and left useful signposts behind. There is no shame whatsoever in accepting such assistance. After all, if you were setting off across medieval Europe you would probably appreciate a map. Traversing Augustine’s thought is remarkably similar, except the hazards involve intricate theology rather than wolves. One of the great pleasures of this book is that it reminds us how startlingly modern many of Augustine’s concerns remain. He wrote while witnessing political upheaval, cultural anxiety and endless arguments about where society was heading—all subjects that have, rather inconveniently, never gone out of fashion. The result is a guide that illuminates not only an ancient masterpiece but also why people continue returning to it whenever civilisation appears to be having one of its periodic existential crises. Published by Oxford University Press, this is scholarship at its most approachable: rigorous without being forbidding, intelligent without showing off, and written with the quiet confidence of someone who knows that explaining difficult ideas clearly is considerably harder than making them sound impossibly complicated. Whether you’re approaching City of God for academic study, personal interest or simply because you enjoy books capable of making your brain work overtime, O’Daly provides an excellent companion. This copy is in good condition, showing the gentle signs of having been read rather than merely displayed in the optimistic hope that philosophical wisdom might somehow transfer itself through proximity alone. The binding remains sound, the pages are clean, and it is perfectly prepared to guide its next reader through one of the towering monuments of Christian thought. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing books that reward curiosity rather than haste. Augustine’s City of God – A Reader’s Guide won’t instantly solve every theological puzzle or settle two thousand years of philosophical debate, but it will ensure that when someone casually mentions Augustine over dinner, you’ll have considerably more to contribute than a vague recollection that he had rather a lot to say about Rome. And that, in itself, feels like progress. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6714/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/augustines-city-of-od-jun-2026.jpg 34.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198841241 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6713 The Sounds of Language - An Introduction to Phonetics by Henry Rogers Most of us spend our lives talking without giving the slightest thought to how we actually produce the extraordinary noises tumbling out of our mouths. We simply open them, emit a sequence of carefully coordinated grunts, whistles, clicks and vibrations, and somehow another human being responds by handing us a cup of tea, agreeing with us on social media, or asking us politely to keep the noise down. The Sounds of Language is the sort of book that peers behind this everyday miracle and says, "Right then, let’s see exactly what your tongue has been getting up to all these years." Published by Longman in 2000, Henry Rogers’ An Introduction to Phonetics is a wonderfully accessible guide to one of the most fascinating corners of linguistics. This is not a book about grammar, spelling or whether it’s acceptable to end a sentence with a preposition. Instead, it ventures into the mechanics of speech itself, examining how humans produce sounds, why languages differ, and how an astonishing variety of consonants and vowels emerge from what is essentially a remarkably versatile arrangement of lungs, vocal cords, tongue, lips and the occasional enthusiastic puff of air. The title is admirably understated. The Sounds of Language could almost be mistaken for a gentle meditation on birdsong or the pleasant murmur of conversation. In reality, it is an invitation into a world where speech is broken down with scientific precision into phonemes, fricatives, plosives, nasals and approximants. Suddenly, every word you utter becomes a carefully choreographed performance involving muscles you didn’t know you possessed and movements so precise that it seems extraordinary we manage to speak at all without tying our tongues into complicated knots. One of the unexpected pleasures of phonetics is that it has a habit of making ordinary conversation feel faintly miraculous. After reading this book, you’ll never hear an accent quite the same way again. Regional dialects become fascinating systems rather than curious habits, children’s first words transform into tiny engineering triumphs, and you’ll find yourself quietly wondering whether that stranger on the train has just produced an unusually impressive alveolar trill. This may not make you more popular at dinner parties, but it will make you vastly more interesting to yourself. Henry Rogers writes with the reassuring confidence of someone who knows that the International Phonetic Alphabet, despite its appearance, is not a secret code designed to keep ordinary people out of linguistics forever. Instead, he gently leads readers through concepts that initially seem daunting before revealing that human speech is both beautifully complex and surprisingly logical. It’s one of those rare textbooks that manages to educate without making you feel as though you’re being examined every third page. This copy is in good condition, with the sort of honest signs of use one might expect from a book that has probably helped at least one bewildered student discover the difference between a voiced velar stop and something they had previously called "making a noise at the back of your throat." It remains clean, sound and perfectly ready to continue enlightening another curious reader. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in finding books that reveal extraordinary complexity lurking beneath the most ordinary parts of everyday life. The Sounds of Language won’t necessarily improve your singing voice or settle long-running family arguments about how to pronounce "scone," but it will leave you with a profound respect for the astonishing machinery that allows humans to communicate using nothing more than carefully directed bursts of air. Once you’ve read it, you’ll never listen to conversation in quite the same way again—and you’ll probably become insufferably pleased whenever someone casually mentions a glottal stop. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6713/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sounds-of-language-jun-2026.jpg 13.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582381827 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6712 The Fossil Trail - How We Know what We Think We Know about Human Evolution by Ian Tattersall There are books that confidently announce they have all the answers, and then there are books like The Fossil Trail, whose subtitle—How We Know What We Think We Know about Human Evolution—has the refreshing honesty to admit that science is often a gloriously untidy business. Not only are we trying to reconstruct several million years of human history from a scattering of ancient bones, but we’re also perpetually arguing about whether we’ve reconstructed the right history in the first place. Published by Oxford University Press in 1995, Ian Tattersall’s wonderfully engaging book takes readers behind the scenes of palaeoanthropology, where the popular image of solemn scientists brushing dust from fossils gives way to a far livelier reality. Here, every newly unearthed skull threatens to overturn decades of accepted wisdom, every fragment of jawbone becomes the subject of passionate academic debate, and entire careers can hinge on whether a lump of fossilised bone is really a hip, a shoulder blade, or simply an unusually awkward-looking rock. Tattersall, one of the world’s leading authorities on human evolution, is the perfect guide through this scientific detective story. Rather than simply presenting a neat family tree of human ancestors, he explores how that tree was assembled in the first place—and why it keeps being rearranged. Science, it turns out, is less like completing a jigsaw puzzle and more like discovering that someone has quietly replaced half the pieces while you were making a cup of tea. The title is splendidly evocative. The Fossil Trail conjures images of intrepid explorers crossing deserts in search of humanity’s origins, which is indeed part of the story. But it is also a trail of ideas, mistakes, rivalries and revisions. Every fossil discovery adds another clue, while simultaneously raising three entirely new questions. One begins to suspect that evolution itself had an excellent sense of humour, carefully ensuring that the most important evidence would remain buried until just after somebody published a definitive textbook. One of the book’s greatest pleasures is its insistence that uncertainty is not a weakness but the very engine of scientific progress. Far from pretending that every mystery has been solved, Tattersall demonstrates how hypotheses are tested, challenged and occasionally demolished by the next remarkable discovery. It is a reminder that knowledge is built patiently, often by people willing to spend weeks excavating a hillside in the hope of finding something smaller than a teacup and considerably older than civilisation. This copy is in good condition, showing the gentle signs of having been appreciated rather than neglected. It has clearly survived rather better than the fossils discussed within its pages, most of which endured several million years of geological inconvenience before finally making their literary debut. The binding remains sound, the pages are clean, and it is ready to continue its evolutionary journey onto another bookshelf. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing books that prove reality is considerably more fascinating than fiction. The Fossil Trail won’t settle every argument about human evolution—and Ian Tattersall would probably argue that no honest book ever could—but it will leave you with a renewed appreciation for the extraordinary chain of discoveries that allows us to peer back through deep time. It also offers one comforting thought: if future archaeologists ever judge our civilisation from the contents of a single rubbish tip, perhaps we should be a little more forgiving of what can be inferred from one rather battered fossil jawbone. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6712/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fossil-trail-jun-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780195061017 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6711 Inside the Animal Mind - A Groundbreaking Exploration of Animal Intelligence by George Page There was a time when humans looked at animals with supreme confidence, concluding that while the dog might be loyal, the dolphin playful and the crow suspiciously smug, none of them were really thinking in the way we did. Then scientists started paying attention, and things became rather awkward. Crows began making tools, octopuses started escaping from secure aquariums with the professionalism of seasoned bank robbers, elephants demonstrated remarkable memories, and suddenly humanity’s cherished position as the undisputed intellectual heavyweight of the planet looked just a little less secure. Which brings us to Inside the Animal Mind, George Page’s fascinating exploration of animal intelligence, published by Doubleday in 1999. It is exactly the sort of book that delights in asking uncomfortable questions. What if animals are cleverer than we imagined? What if intelligence isn’t a uniquely human invention but a wonderfully varied collection of evolutionary solutions? And perhaps most unsettling of all, what if your cat really does understand perfectly well what you’re saying but has simply decided that acknowledging you would establish an unfortunate precedent? George Page takes readers on a tour through the astonishing mental abilities of creatures great and small, examining research into communication, learning, memory, problem-solving and social behaviour. The result is a compelling portrait of a natural world populated not by instinct-driven automatons but by individuals capable of surprising ingenuity. Chimpanzees negotiate alliances, parrots grasp abstract concepts, dolphins recognise themselves in mirrors, and ravens exhibit the sort of strategic planning that would not look entirely out of place in certain board meetings. The title itself is wonderfully ambitious. Inside the Animal Mind suggests that the author has somehow been issued with a visitor’s pass to the consciousness of every beast in the kingdom Animalia. In reality, he accomplishes something arguably more impressive by carefully assembling decades of scientific research into a readable and engaging account that reveals just how much is happening behind those watchful eyes. The subtitle, A Groundbreaking Exploration of Animal Intelligence, sounds wonderfully confident too, as though someone has finally decided that perhaps the squirrels deserved a hearing after all. Published at a time when the science of animal cognition was beginning to transform our understanding of the natural world, this book captures an exciting moment when long-held assumptions were being overturned. Many of the discoveries it discusses have since become familiar, but there is a special pleasure in reading a work that conveys the excitement of ideas still finding their place in mainstream science. It reminds us that every generation confidently declares itself to know everything, only to discover that the crows have quietly been one step ahead all along. This copy is in fine condition, looking remarkably alert for a volume devoted to the inner lives of creatures who would almost certainly have no interest whatsoever in preserving books. The pages are crisp, the binding is excellent, and it appears to have escaped both muddy hiking rucksacks and the investigative chewing habits of overly intelligent household pets. As always, Crappy Old Books is delighted to offer books that quietly challenge the way we see the world. Inside the Animal Mind may not enable you to hold meaningful conversations with your goldfish, but it will leave you wondering whether the magpie in the garden has been evaluating your daily routine with far greater sophistication than you ever suspected. After reading it, you’ll probably continue talking to animals exactly as before. The only difference is that you’ll no longer be entirely certain they aren’t judging your choice of words. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6711/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inside-the-animal-mind-jun-2026.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Doubleday 9780385492911 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6710 Early Hominid Posture and Locomotion by John T Robinson There are coffee-table books. There are holiday reads. And then there are books with titles like Early Hominid Posture and Locomotion, which confidently assume that the average reader has often found themselves wondering exactly how our distant ancestors first mastered the subtle art of standing up without immediately falling over again. Published in 1972 by the University of Chicago Press, this is a splendidly serious work by the distinguished palaeoanthropologist John T. Robinson, who devoted much of his career to understanding the earliest members of the human family tree. While many books on human evolution ask the grand question, "Where did we come from?", Robinson narrows his sights to something altogether more fundamental: "How exactly did we get from walking like that to walking like this?" As it turns out, the answer involves millions of years of anatomical tinkering, a remarkable collection of fossil bones, and an astonishing amount of scientific detective work. This is the sort of book that quietly dismantles the popular image of evolution as a neat procession of increasingly upright apes. Instead, Robinson reveals a far more complicated story, one involving hips, knees, feet, vertebrae and skulls that stubbornly refuse to fit anyone’s tidy theories. Every fossil becomes a clue. Every fragment of pelvis is treated with the reverence usually reserved for crown jewels. Somewhere in the background, generations of anthropologists politely disagree with one another in the restrained yet unmistakably competitive language that only academics truly master. The title itself has an almost hypnotic charm. Early Hominid Posture and Locomotion sounds less like a book and more like an exceptionally niche Olympic event. One imagines judges awarding points for efficient bipedalism while puzzled Australopithecines shuffle uncertainly towards the finish line. Yet beneath the wonderfully technical exterior lies one of the biggest questions in science: what made us human? Or, perhaps more accurately, what persuaded our ancestors that walking upright was preferable to spending eternity climbing trees and alarming leopards? Being a University of Chicago Press publication, there is not a great deal of unnecessary excitement. Robinson does not interrupt proceedings with dramatic cliff-hangers or chapters entitled "Ten Weird Tricks Your Ancestors Used to Evolve!" Instead, he presents careful evidence, thoughtful analysis and the kind of meticulous scholarship that slowly convinces the reader they are in the hands of someone who genuinely knows what a fossil femur is supposed to look like. This copy is in near fine condition, which is considerably younger-looking than the fossil specimens discussed within its pages. The binding is excellent, the pages remain clean and crisp, and it appears to have spent the last half-century resting quietly on a shelf rather than accompanying an overenthusiastic anthropologist into the East African Rift Valley. Crappy Old Books is always delighted to rescue volumes like this from undeserved obscurity. It may never outsell the latest celebrity memoir, but unlike many modern books it grapples with questions measured not in election cycles or quarterly profits, but in millions of years. If you’ve ever wondered why humans walk upright, why chimpanzees do not, or why evolution insists on taking the scenic route, this wonderfully scholarly classic has been waiting patiently since 1972 to explain it all—one fossil bone at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6710/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/early-hominid-posture-and-locomotion-jun-2026.jpg 10.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of Chicago Press 9780226722306 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6709 The Song of a Dark Angel by PC Doherty There are mystery novels, there are historical novels, and then there are books like The Song of a Dark Angel, which sound as though they should either be sung by a medieval choir under candlelight or whispered ominously by someone wearing far too much black velvet. Fortunately, P.C. Doherty has absolutely no intention of making life that straightforward. Set in the wonderfully perilous world of medieval England, where almost every conversation has the potential to end with either a confession, a conspiracy or an unexpected stabbing, this is another finely crafted historical mystery from an author who clearly believed that the Middle Ages were far too interesting to leave to historians. Kings scheme, nobles plot, clergy mutter darkly in stone corridors, and somewhere in the middle of it all someone has committed the sort of murder that proves surprisingly inconvenient for everyone involved. P.C. Doherty has long been one of the undisputed masters of historical crime fiction. His novels possess that rare ability to make fifteenth-century politics feel every bit as dangerous as modern office politics, only with considerably sharper weapons and fewer passive-aggressive emails. His medieval settings are richly atmospheric without ever descending into pages of architectural appreciation, and his plots twist with enough enthusiasm to keep even seasoned mystery readers guessing. The title itself deserves admiration. The Song of a Dark Angel sounds magnificently melodramatic, suggesting celestial choirs, forbidden prophecies and perhaps an angel who has become thoroughly fed up with humanity’s behaviour. In reality, the novel offers something arguably even better: an intricate murder mystery wrapped in authentic historical detail, where every shadow conceals another secret and almost nobody appears entirely trustworthy. Published by Headline in 1994, this is from that glorious period when historical crime fiction quietly flourished before television discovered that everyone secretly enjoys watching people solve murders while dressed in elaborate period costumes. Doherty was already perfecting the formula long before streaming services decided that cloaks automatically improve any detective story. This copy is in very good condition. It has clearly survived the intervening decades with considerably more dignity than many of the unfortunate souls inhabiting its pages. The binding remains firm, the pages are clean, and it has avoided the sort of treatment medieval justice would almost certainly have recommended for anyone caught bending corners or leaving biscuit crumbs between the chapters. As always, Crappy Old Books is delighted to rescue another literary survivor from obscurity. Whether you’re already a devoted admirer of P.C. Doherty’s labyrinthine mysteries or simply enjoy books in which every candlelit corridor seems to contain either a secret passage or an imminent corpse, The Song of a Dark Angel delivers exactly the sort of intelligent, atmospheric entertainment that reminds us one comforting truth about history: no matter how complicated modern life feels, at least most meetings no longer end with accusations of treason. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6709/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-song-of-a-dark-angel-jun-2026.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9780747208754 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6708 Apes Monkeys Children and the Growth of Mind by Juan Carlos Gomez There was a time when the question "Where did we come from?" inspired philosophers, theologians and the occasional gentleman with an impressive beard. Then along came science and complicated matters enormously by introducing apes, monkeys, evolutionary psychology, developmental biology, and diagrams that appear to require a postgraduate qualification merely to interpret. Apes, Monkeys, Children and the Growth of Mind is one of those gloriously ambitious books that attempts to untangle the whole business without once resorting to the comforting explanation that "it’s all just a mystery." Juan Carlos Gomez examines how the minds of humans and our primate relatives develop, asking what separates us from chimpanzees, gorillas and monkeys, and perhaps more intriguingly, what doesn’t. Children, it turns out, spend a surprising amount of time behaving rather like small primates anyway, only with access to crayons and the occasional biscuit. The book explores the origins of intelligence, communication, social behaviour and learning, following the evolutionary breadcrumbs that eventually lead to modern humanity and its remarkable ability to invent Wi-Fi while simultaneously forgetting why it walked into the kitchen. Published by Harvard University Press, this is reassuringly serious. There are no chapters entitled "Ten Amazing Monkey Facts!" and nobody is attempting to convince you that your office manager is secretly a baboon. Instead, Gomez builds a careful and fascinating comparison between species, drawing on decades of behavioural research to ask how minds emerge and why ours developed in such extraordinary ways. It is thoughtful, scholarly and entirely the sort of book that causes one to stop halfway through making tea because a paragraph has unexpectedly rewritten one’s understanding of evolution. The title deserves special recognition. Apes. Monkeys. Children. Three groups united by curiosity, social complexity and an occasional tendency to throw things when frustrated. It sounds almost like the guest list for a particularly chaotic birthday party, yet within a few pages it becomes clear that the comparison is both profound and surprisingly persuasive. This volume is in fine condition, looking considerably younger than the evolutionary timescales it discusses. The pages are crisp, the binding is excellent, and it appears to have escaped the sort of rough treatment one might expect from either an inquisitive chimpanzee or a distracted undergraduate writing an essay at three o’clock in the morning. As always, Crappy Old Books delights in offering books whose names sound faintly ridiculous until you realise they are quietly explaining the biggest questions humanity has ever asked. This one won’t tell you why your neighbour insists on mowing the lawn every Sunday at precisely eight o’clock, but it may well leave you with a rather deeper appreciation of why humans became humans in the first place—and why we’re still only a few evolutionary steps away from getting distracted by shiny objects. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6708/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/apes-monkeys-children-and-the-growth-of-mind-jun-2026.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvard University Press 9780674011458 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6706 Defenders of the Truth - The Sociobiology Debate by Ullica Segerstrale There are books about science, there are books about scientists, and then there are books about scientists arguing with one another so passionately that the arguments themselves become part of scientific history. Defenders of the Truth is gloriously in that third category. It is less a quiet academic monograph than a front-row seat at one of the most remarkable intellectual battles of the twentieth century, complete with brilliant minds, bruised egos, ideological clashes and enough controversy to make an ordinary laboratory seem positively tranquil. Published by Oxford University Press in 2000, Ullica Segerstråle’s acclaimed work chronicles the famous sociobiology debate that erupted after E. O. Wilson proposed that aspects of social behaviour might have evolutionary roots. What followed was not merely an exchange of journal articles. It became a decades-long conflict involving biology, politics, philosophy, ethics and deeply held convictions about what it means to be human. Segerstråle approaches this extraordinary story not as a combatant but as an exceptionally patient observer. Rather than declaring winners and losers, she explores how intelligent, thoughtful people can examine much the same evidence and arrive at dramatically different conclusions. It is a study not only of science, but of scientists themselves—complete with rivalries, friendships, alliances and the occasionally awkward realisation that being right is not always enough to settle an argument. One of the great pleasures of the book is that it reminds us scientific progress is rarely the neat procession portrayed in school textbooks. Discoveries do not emerge into universal applause while everyone politely applauds and updates the curriculum. More often they arrive trailing disagreement, criticism, reinterpretation and several decades of energetic debate before anyone feels remotely comfortable. There is delicious irony in the title itself. Every participant believed they were defending the truth. Some defended evolutionary explanations. Others defended social and cultural interpretations. Others defended science from politics, or politics from science, depending upon the day of the week and who had most recently published a particularly pointed review. Truth, it turns out, is rather more crowded than one might hope. The book also offers a fascinating glimpse into how scientific ideas live beyond the laboratory. Questions about evolution, human behaviour, genetics and culture do not remain confined to lecture theatres. They spill into newspapers, classrooms, public policy and ordinary conversation, acquiring new meanings and fresh controversies along the way. Few debates have illustrated this better than sociobiology. Segerstråle writes with remarkable balance and clarity. She neither sensationalises the disagreements nor buries them beneath inaccessible academic language. Instead, she allows readers to appreciate the personalities involved alongside the ideas themselves. It becomes increasingly apparent that science is a profoundly human enterprise, conducted by people who are every bit as passionate, stubborn and occasionally theatrical as the rest of us. Reading the book today is surprisingly timely. Discussions about genetics, evolution, artificial intelligence, culture, identity and human behaviour continue to provoke spirited debate, even if the vocabulary has evolved. Many of the questions raised here remain unresolved, making this volume feel less like a historical curiosity and more like essential background reading for conversations that are still unfolding. Our copy is in good condition, presenting as a clean, solid and thoroughly readable example of this important work. It has weathered the years with admirable composure, perhaps taking comfort from the fact that books generally survive academic disputes rather better than academic reputations. Whether your interests lie in evolutionary biology, psychology, sociology, philosophy of science or simply the fascinating spectacle of exceptionally clever people disagreeing at considerable length, Defenders of the Truth is an absorbing and rewarding read. It demonstrates that the history of ideas is every bit as dramatic as political history, only with more footnotes and fewer cavalry charges. Exactly the sort of intelligent, provocative volume that Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing from the shelves. After all, second-hand books know a thing or two about survival: they outlive fashions, endure arguments, and quietly wait for the next curious reader to decide which side—if any—they’re on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6706/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/defenders-of-the-truth-jun-2026.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192862150 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6704 In Search of Deep Time by Henry Gee There are books that deal with history, and then there are books that casually dismiss the last few thousand years as little more than the final paragraph of the introduction. In Search of Deep Time invites readers to abandon the comforting scale of kings, empires and recorded civilisation and instead contemplate a world measured not in centuries, but in hundreds of millions of years. It is, in every sense, a magnificent exercise in perspective. Published by Free Press in 1999, Henry Gee’s engrossing exploration of evolution and the fossil record asks an awkward question that scientists have wrestled with for generations: How much can we really know about the distant past? Fossils are tantalisingly incomplete, evolution leaves frustratingly patchy evidence, and nature has an unfortunate habit of mislaying crucial documents over geological timescales. Gee argues that reconstructing life’s history is rather less like reading a complete biography and rather more like attempting to identify an entire television series after finding three pages of the script, a prop sword and someone’s left shoe. Yet somehow, through careful reasoning, comparative anatomy, genetics and a healthy respect for uncertainty, scientists continue to piece together one of the greatest detective stories ever undertaken. What makes this book such a pleasure is its honesty. Rather than pretending science possesses all the answers, Gee celebrates the process of discovery itself. He explains why some cherished evolutionary stories may be less certain than popular accounts suggest, while demonstrating that uncertainty is not a weakness but an essential part of scientific progress. Every fossil raises as many questions as it answers, which is wonderfully inconvenient if one was hoping for a tidy ending. There is delicious irony in humanity’s determination to reconstruct billions of years of history despite having considerable difficulty remembering where the car keys were left yesterday. Our species has somehow evolved the ability to infer entire vanished ecosystems from fragments of ancient bone, while simultaneously forgetting why we walked upstairs in the first place. Evolution clearly enjoys keeping us humble. Henry Gee writes with wit, clarity and an infectious enthusiasm that makes deep geological time feel surprisingly approachable. He has the rare gift of explaining sophisticated evolutionary ideas without reducing them to simplistic slogans, inviting readers into the wonderfully untidy world of palaeontology where every exciting discovery tends to create three fresh arguments among perfectly respectable scientists. Reading the book today is particularly enjoyable because many of its themes remain as relevant as ever. New fossil discoveries continue to reshape our understanding of life’s history, yet the central challenge remains unchanged: the past is incomplete, fragmentary and stubbornly silent. Scientists must coax remarkable stories from extraordinarily limited evidence, much like historians attempting to reconstruct an entire medieval banquet from a single spoon. Our copy is in fine condition, looking exceptionally well preserved for a volume now more than a quarter of a century old. The pages are clean, the binding remains excellent, and it presents as a particularly handsome example ready for many more years of thoughtful reading. Whether your interests lie in evolution, palaeontology, natural history or simply books that encourage you to think on a scale where mountain ranges come and go like weather forecasts, In Search of Deep Time is a rewarding companion. It combines scientific rigour with genuine curiosity, reminding us that Earth’s greatest stories were unfolding unimaginably long before humanity arrived to start writing them down. Exactly the sort of intelligent, beautifully written scientific volume that Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing. After all, a book discussing hundreds of millions of years can scarcely complain about spending a mere couple of decades waiting on a second-hand shelf for its next curious owner. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6704/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-search-of-deep-time-jun-2026.jpg 8.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Free Press 9780684854212 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6703 Thought in a Hostile World - The Evolution of Human Cognition by Kim Sterelny Some books ask simple questions. Others ask questions of breathtaking ambition, such as: How did human beings become clever enough to ask questions like this in the first place? Thought in a Hostile World is very much in the second category. It is an intellectual expedition into the origins of the human mind, where the scenery consists of prehistoric landscapes, evolutionary puzzles and a great many remarkably ingenious ancestors trying very hard not to become somebody else’s lunch. Published by Blackwell Publishing in 2003, Kim Sterelny’s acclaimed work explores the evolution of human cognition with a refreshingly broad perspective. Rather than imagining intelligence as something that simply appeared because larger brains happened to be fashionable, Sterelny argues that our remarkable mental abilities evolved in response to the demanding, unpredictable and often thoroughly inconvenient environments our ancestors inhabited. The "hostile world" of the title is not merely one populated by predators, harsh climates and uncertain food supplies. It is also socially complex, requiring cooperation, planning, communication and an ever-expanding capacity to learn from others. Intelligence, in Sterelny’s view, did not evolve in splendid isolation. It evolved because surviving alone was generally an extremely poor long-term strategy. One of the delights of the book is that it refuses to settle for easy answers. Instead of presenting evolution as a tidy sequence of inevitable improvements, Sterelny reveals it as a messy process involving changing environments, cumulative culture, technological innovation and social learning. Human cognition emerges not from a single magical breakthrough but from countless small adaptations building upon one another over immense stretches of time. There is something wonderfully ironic about reading such a sophisticated account of human intelligence while occasionally having to reread a paragraph because your own highly evolved brain wandered off to wonder what you were having for dinner. The mind is an extraordinary achievement of natural selection. It is also remarkably fond of distraction. This is serious scholarship, but it wears its learning lightly. Sterelny writes with clarity and precision, drawing together insights from evolutionary biology, anthropology, archaeology, psychology and philosophy into an argument that feels coherent rather than overwhelming. The result is a book that rewards careful reading without demanding a second doctorate before Chapter Three. Reading it today is particularly rewarding. Questions about intelligence, cooperation, culture and learning have only become more relevant in an age of artificial intelligence, global communication and rapidly evolving technology. Although written over twenty years ago, many of Sterelny’s central themes feel remarkably contemporary. The book reminds us that understanding where human cognition came from may help us understand where it is heading. Our copy is in good condition and appears to have been read remarkably little. The pages are clean, the binding is excellent, and it has all the hallmarks of a volume that spent considerably more time residing on an academic bookshelf than being wrestled through seminars. There is an old crease across the back cover together with a slight curve to some of the pages, as though at some point in its history someone briefly sat on it before realising that evolutionary psychology is generally more comfortable to read than to use as a cushion. Thankfully, neither issue affects its structural integrity or readability. There is a pleasing symmetry in the fact that a book devoted to the evolution of human thought has itself survived the hazards of modern existence with little more than a cosmetic wrinkle or two. After all, if cognition can emerge from millions of years of environmental adversity, a slightly creased back cover scarcely qualifies as a major selective pressure. Whether your interests lie in evolution, philosophy of mind, anthropology, cognitive science or simply books that tackle enormous questions with intelligence and restraint, Thought in a Hostile World remains an absorbing and highly regarded contribution to the field. It challenges assumptions without becoming dogmatic, explains complexity without oversimplifying it, and leaves readers with a renewed appreciation for the astonishing biological machinery quietly operating behind their own eyes. Exactly the sort of thoughtful academic volume that Crappy Old Books delights in giving a second life. It may have acquired a crease and the faintest hint of having once been sat upon, but then again, so have many of the people who will most enjoy reading it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6703/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thought-in-a-hostile-world-jun-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackwe;; Publishing 9780631188872 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6702 Evolution Isnt What It Used To Be - The Augmented Animal And The Whole Wired World by Walter Truett Anderson Some books age gracefully. Others become hopelessly dated within weeks of publication. And then there are books like Evolution Isn’t What It Used To Be, which somehow manages to be simultaneously a fascinating time capsule and a surprisingly perceptive glimpse of the future. It is one of those rare volumes that invites you to ask, "Surely they couldn’t have seen that coming?" before quietly revealing that, in several respects, they rather did. Published in 1996 by W. H. Freeman, Walter Truett Anderson’s wonderfully provocative title immediately signals that Charles Darwin is about to be dragged, politely but firmly, into the Information Age. The old story of evolution as a slow biological process is, Anderson argues, no longer the whole picture. Humanity has begun modifying not only its environment but itself, creating an "augmented animal" whose development is increasingly shaped by technology, culture and the rapidly expanding web of global communication. Reading it today is a curious experience. Written before smartphones, social media, streaming video and the modern AI revolution, Anderson was already exploring what might happen when humans became permanently connected by digital networks and increasingly reliant upon technology as an extension of their own minds. At the time this may have sounded rather speculative. Today many readers will simply glance at the glowing rectangle in their hand and nod slowly. The book roams confidently across evolutionary biology, psychology, philosophy, sociology and emerging technology, asking whether humanity is entering an entirely new phase of evolution. Are we still simply products of natural selection, or have we become active participants in redesigning ourselves? It is a question that has only become more relevant with every passing decade, even if most of us now spend more time debating software updates than evolutionary theory. There is a wonderfully satisfying irony running through the whole enterprise. Evolution spent millions of years producing a species intelligent enough to invent computers. Those computers then became capable of changing the way the species thinks about evolution. Somewhere, one suspects, Darwin would have required a very long sit down and perhaps another notebook. One of Anderson’s greatest strengths is his willingness to speculate boldly while remaining grounded in science and philosophy. This is not doom-laden prophecy, nor is it breathless technological evangelism. Instead, it is an invitation to think seriously about what happens when biology, culture and technology stop behaving as separate subjects and begin intertwining in increasingly complicated ways. It also captures the extraordinary optimism of the mid-1990s, when the internet still felt like an unexplored frontier rather than somewhere people argued about garden fences with complete strangers at two o’clock in the morning. The "Whole Wired World" promised unprecedented connection, collaboration and knowledge. Anderson asks readers to consider what such connectivity might ultimately mean for human identity itself. The answers remain intriguingly open. Our copy is in good condition, presenting as a clean, solid and thoroughly readable example of this increasingly interesting work. It has aged rather better than many of the predictions made during the early internet era, and remains an attractive addition to any shelf devoted to science, technology, philosophy or the endlessly fascinating question of what on earth our species is doing next. Whether your interests lie in evolution, cognitive science, digital culture, futurism or simply books that ask audacious questions before everyone else starts asking them too, Evolution Isn’t What It Used To Be offers a rewarding intellectual journey. Some of its predictions may prompt a smile, others may feel uncannily familiar, and a few might leave you wondering whether the future arrived while nobody was paying proper attention. Exactly the sort of thoughtful, forward-looking volume that Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing from obscurity. After all, second-hand books are themselves rather evolutionary: they survive, adapt, acquire new owners and continue spreading ideas long after many supposedly cutting-edge technologies have quietly become obsolete. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6702/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/evolution-isnt-what-it-used-to-be-jun-2026.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Freeman 9780716731344 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6701 Darwin Sex and Status - Biological Approaches to Mind and Culture by Jerome H Barkow There are books with understated titles, and then there are books that stride confidently onto the stage carrying three of the biggest subjects imaginable in a single armful. Darwin, Sex and Status sounds less like something found on a university reading list and more like the dinner party conversation that everyone politely agreed never to have again. Published by the University of Toronto Press in 1991, Jerome H. Barkow’s thought-provoking study explores one of the enduring questions of human existence: how much of what we think, desire, compete over and aspire to is rooted in our evolutionary past? It is an ambitious attempt to bridge biology, psychology, anthropology and culture without reducing humanity to either simple instinct or fashionable theory. Barkow examines the ways in which evolutionary pressures may have shaped not only our bodies but also our minds, social hierarchies and cultural behaviour. Topics such as status, attraction, cooperation, competition and social signalling are explored through the lens of evolutionary thinking, producing a book that is as likely to provoke lively debate as quiet agreement. Whether you ultimately nod along or spend the entire book arguing with the author, you are unlikely to be bored. One of the book’s greatest strengths is that it belongs to a fascinating period in academic history. During the late twentieth century, researchers were increasingly asking whether biology and culture were opponents or partners in explaining human behaviour. Barkow makes the case that they are inseparable, suggesting that our remarkable cultures are built upon cognitive foundations shaped over hundreds of thousands of years. The result is an engaging intellectual journey rather than a collection of simplistic answers. Of course, there is delicious irony in attempting to explain status competition through a book that itself competes for status on academic bookshelves. Scholars write books about why humans seek prestige, other scholars review them to establish their own prestige, and readers buy them in the hope of understanding why everyone seems so obsessed with prestige. Evolution, it appears, has an excellent sense of humour. Despite tackling serious scientific ideas, the writing remains approachable for interested general readers. This is not one of those books that appears determined to defeat you with impenetrable terminology by chapter two. Instead, Barkow patiently develops his arguments, inviting readers to think critically rather than simply accept fashionable conclusions. It is the kind of book that rewards curiosity and encourages margin notes, although we are pleased to report that this particular copy has escaped such treatment. Physically, this is a near fine copy. It appears almost unread, with crisp, clean pages and an excellent overall appearance. There is one small but noticeable bubble on the spine. Thankfully this is purely cosmetic rather than structural, and the binding remains sound. In short, it has acquired a tiny wrinkle of character without suffering any real indignity, something many of us can sympathise with. As an unexpected bonus, the book still contains its original Waterstones receipt from 2002, tucked safely inside. We are rather fond of these little survivals. A forgotten receipt quietly reminds us that every second-hand book has lived at least one previous life before arriving on our shelves. Somewhere, over twenty years ago, somebody wandered into Waterstones, decided that evolutionary psychology was exactly what they needed, carried this volume home... and then appears to have treated it with extraordinary care. Whether you are interested in evolutionary psychology, anthropology, sociology, cognitive science or simply enjoy books that ask enormous questions about what it means to be human, Darwin, Sex and Status remains a fascinating snapshot of an influential field at a pivotal moment in its development. It challenges assumptions, sparks discussion and reminds us that understanding ourselves may be the most complicated evolutionary adaptation of all. Exactly the sort of intelligent, well-preserved academic volume that Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing. Complete with its tiny cosmetic quirk, its unexpectedly surviving Waterstones receipt, and enough provocative ideas to keep your own highly evolved primate brain happily occupied for quite some time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6701/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/darwin-sex-and-status-jun-2026.jpg 12.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of Toronto Press 9780802068552 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6700 A Mind So Rare by Merlin Donald Every so often a book arrives that asks one of humanity’s biggest questions: What makes the human mind different? Most of us answer by pointing to art, language, science or civilisation. Merlin Donald responds by writing several hundred fascinating pages exploring precisely how we ended up with brains capable of wondering why we walked into the kitchen in the first place. Published by Norton in 2001, A Mind So Rare is one of those gloriously ambitious books that refuses to stay in a single academic pigeonhole. It wanders happily through psychology, neuroscience, anthropology, evolutionary biology, philosophy and cognitive science, occasionally pausing to remind the reader that the most extraordinary object in the known universe is currently sitting between their ears wondering whether they’ve remembered to lock the front door. Donald argues that human intelligence isn’t simply a matter of having a bigger brain than other animals. Instead, our minds have developed unique ways of storing knowledge outside ourselves, building cultures, creating language, sharing memories and accumulating ideas over countless generations. In other words, your ability to complain about Wi-Fi is indirectly connected to someone inventing storytelling around a campfire thousands of years ago. What makes the book especially enjoyable is that it never treats consciousness as a solved problem. Quite the opposite. Every answer opens three more questions, each somehow more intriguing than the last. The deeper Donald digs into the mechanics of thought, the more miraculous ordinary thinking begins to seem. Reading becomes a pleasantly unsettling experience in which your brain spends several hours attempting to understand itself while simultaneously wondering whether it’s succeeding. This is popular science in the best possible sense. It is serious without becoming forbidding, scholarly without descending into incomprehensible jargon, and intellectually demanding without requiring a PhD or a laboratory full of expensive scanning equipment. Donald has the enviable ability to explain complex ideas with clarity while never talking down to his audience, a talent considerably rarer than many of the cognitive abilities discussed within these pages. There is also a delicious irony at the heart of the whole enterprise. Here is a human brain producing an entire book about the uniqueness of human brains, which another human brain then attempts to understand using the very mechanisms under discussion. It is a little like writing a detailed manual explaining how instruction manuals work. Fortunately, unlike most instruction manuals, this one is genuinely interesting. Twenty-first-century readers may also find themselves quietly amused by how many questions explored here remain very much alive. Artificial intelligence, collective knowledge, memory, language and the relationship between biology and culture have become some of the defining conversations of our age. Donald was asking many of these questions before they became regular dinner-table topics and before every household appliance threatened to become "smart." Our copy is in fine condition, which feels particularly appropriate for a book celebrating one of nature’s finest engineering achievements. It is clean, crisp and ready to challenge, entertain and occasionally leave its next owner staring thoughtfully into the middle distance while contemplating consciousness. Whether you have an interest in psychology, neuroscience, evolution, philosophy or simply enjoy books that leave you feeling slightly cleverer than when you started, A Mind So Rare is an absorbing companion. It asks enormous questions with refreshing humility, rewards curiosity at every turn, and serves as an elegant reminder that the greatest mystery most of us will ever encounter is the one quietly doing the reading. Exactly the sort of thought-provoking volume that Crappy Old Books is delighted to rescue from the shelves, proving once again that the oldest and most complicated technology most of us own requires neither charging cable nor software update. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6700/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-mind-so-rare-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norton 9780393049503 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6699 Stories from the Faerie Queene by Lawrence H Dawson There are children’s books, there are classics, and then there are books that bravely attempt to introduce younger readers to one of the most gloriously complicated poems ever written in English. Stories from the Faerie Queene falls firmly into that last category. It is the literary equivalent of handing someone a map before inviting them into a very large enchanted forest inhabited by knights, dragons, witches, enchanted castles, suspiciously allegorical monsters and enough moral virtue to keep a Victorian headmaster smiling for weeks. Published in 1927 by George G. Harrap and retold by Lawrence H. Dawson, this handsome volume performs an admirable act of literary diplomacy. Edmund Spenser’s original The Faerie Queene is magnificent, but it also stretches to thousands upon thousands of lines of Elizabethan verse, much of which cheerfully assumes the reader has unlimited patience and a dictionary the size of a wardrobe. Dawson wisely decides that perhaps children would appreciate the dragons and heroic quests before tackling six books of sixteenth-century poetry. The result is a wonderfully accessible collection of tales that preserves all the magic without requiring the reader to decipher every third word. Knights still ride out in shining armour. Evil still lurks in forests. Virtue still triumphs over vice after a respectable amount of sword fighting, magical interference and improbable coincidence. In short, everything one could reasonably ask from a proper medieval fantasy, except perhaps a reliable satnav. One of the joys of these old retellings is their complete confidence that young readers possessed both imaginations and attention spans. Nobody worried about reducing everything to a three-minute animation or replacing dragons with emotionally available dinosaurs. Children were expected to cope with chivalry, symbolism, courage, temptation and the occasional terrifying monster before being sent outside to play. Physically, this copy has clearly enjoyed a life rather than spending a century imprisoned on an untouched bookshelf. There is some writing on the front cover, together with ownership inscriptions and scribbles on the inside front page. The inside rear page also carries a few pencil doodles. We rather like this sort of thing. It reminds us that books were once companions rather than museum exhibits, passed between children, claimed with enthusiastic ownership and occasionally decorated by someone who evidently found a pencil impossible to resist. The back cover has a small ding, but nothing approaching calamity. The binding remains good and sound, the pages are otherwise clean to the eye, and it presents as a thoroughly respectable copy that has survived nearly a hundred years with considerably more dignity than many modern paperbacks manage in a fortnight. There is also something wonderfully ironic about preserving a book whose purpose was to simplify another book that itself set out to celebrate timeless virtues through fantastically complicated allegory. Literature has always enjoyed building ladders to help readers reach other books, and this volume is a particularly charming rung on that ladder. Whether you are introducing a young reader to Arthurian-style adventure, revisiting childhood memories, or simply enjoy handsome editions from the golden age of children’s publishing, this is an immensely likeable survivor. It captures a time when publishers believed stories could be noble without being pompous, exciting without being frantic, and educational without ever admitting that was what they were doing. Exactly the sort of well-travelled, gently worn treasure that Crappy Old Books is delighted to send back into the world, complete with its century of perfectly harmless scribbles and the quiet confidence that the best adventures rarely begin with pristine pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6699/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stories-from-the-faerie-queene-jun-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6697 1936 Our Centenary Year by J Dyer Simpson There are books that set out to tell great stories, and then there are books that commemorate the fact that an insurance company has successfully remained in existence for one hundred years. At first glance, the latter may sound like a challenging proposition. Yet 1936: Our Centenary Year turns out to be exactly the sort of eccentric historical survivor that Crappy Old Books loves best. Published in 1936 by the magnificently named Liverpool and London and Globe Insurance Company Limited, and written by J. Dyer Simpson, this volume was produced to celebrate the company’s centenary. In other words, it is a birthday card of industrial proportions, written at a time when corporations celebrated major anniversaries by commissioning books rather than issuing press releases nobody would ever read. The title itself deserves admiration for its straightforward honesty. Our Centenary Year. No mystery. No suspense. No attempt to disguise its purpose behind a dramatic subtitle such as One Hundred Years of Fire, Fortune and Financial Courage. The company had reached one hundred years old and was sufficiently pleased about this achievement to publish a book. One cannot help but respect such uncomplicated confidence. What makes the volume fascinating today is that it inadvertently becomes far more than a company history. Every page serves as a portal into the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, charting the growth of commerce, industry, empire, transport, finance, and the countless other forces that shaped the modern world. The insurance company may be the official subject, but history itself frequently steals the limelight. There is also something wonderfully reassuring about a period when corporate publications possessed a certain grandeur. Modern companies tend to celebrate anniversaries with hashtags, branded cupcakes, and vaguely motivational videos. In 1936, they commemorated the occasion with a substantial book, carefully printed and intended to endure. One suspects there were fewer PowerPoint presentations involved. The timing of publication adds another layer of intrigue. This book appeared in 1936, a year that sat delicately between worlds. The Victorian age was long gone. The First World War was already history. The Second World War had yet to begin. Readers today know what was coming next. The people who first opened this volume did not. As a result, the book possesses that strange quality found in many interwar publications: confidence mixed with an innocence that hindsight finds deeply moving. For historians, collectors, and anyone fascinated by the machinery of everyday life, company histories can be unexpectedly rewarding. They preserve details that more conventional histories often overlook. Buildings, offices, employees, business practices, advertising, financial crises, technological changes, and social developments all leave their fingerprints behind. What began as a celebration becomes a valuable historical record. As a physical object, this book positively radiates period charm. It belongs to an era when books were expected to feel substantial and authoritative, particularly if they were discussing matters as serious as commerce and insurance. It is the sort of volume one imagines sitting proudly in a boardroom, quietly demonstrating that the company had survived for a century and intended to continue doing so. Condition-wise, this copy is described as Fair. It has clearly lived an active life over the last ninety years and bears the marks of experience accordingly. Yet that feels strangely appropriate. A book celebrating longevity should perhaps look as though it has itself endured a considerable journey through time. The text remains readable, the historical interest remains immense, and the wear merely adds another chapter to the story. After all, if an insurance company can survive a century, a commemorative book can surely survive a few decades of enthusiastic ownership. Whether you are interested in business history, Liverpool, insurance, corporate archaeology, the interwar period, or simply enjoy unusual publications that were never intended to become collectable, 1936: Our Centenary Year is a delightful curiosity. Informative, nostalgic, and unintentionally revealing, it offers a glimpse into a vanished world of ledgers, confidence, and institutional pride. Exactly the sort of obscure, dignified, and unexpectedly fascinating survivor that Crappy Old Books is delighted to rescue from the filing cabinet of history and return to circulation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6697/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/1936-our-centenary-year-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Liverpool and London and Globe Insurance Company Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6692 Journey by Moonlight by Antal Szerb There are holiday novels, and then there is Journey by Moonlight, a book that begins with a honeymoon in Italy and somehow ends up wandering through the darker, stranger corridors of the human soul. This is rather like booking a relaxing weekend in the Lake District and accidentally finding yourself in an existential crisis of European literary significance. Written by the Hungarian novelist Antal Szerb and presented here in a 2001 Pushkin edition, Journey by Moonlight is one of those books that inspires an unusual level of devotion among readers. People rarely say, "Yes, it was quite good." Instead, they tend to become slightly evangelical about it, pressing copies into the hands of friends while insisting that it is unlike anything else they have ever read. The plot begins innocently enough. Mihály, a respectable newly married man, sets off on honeymoon with his wife in Italy. At this point readers may reasonably expect romance, sightseeing, perhaps a little personal growth, and a pleasant amount of Mediterranean sunshine. Antal Szerb, however, has other ideas. Before long Mihály is drifting away from both his wife and his carefully constructed adult life, becoming increasingly haunted by memories of youth, friendship, obsession, and the peculiar possibility that he may never have truly understood himself at all. What follows is less a journey across Italy than a journey through memory, identity, longing, and the uncomfortable suspicion that adulthood may simply be a highly organised form of improvisation. Szerb approaches these themes with a wit so light and elegant that readers sometimes fail to notice how profoundly strange the novel has become until they are several chapters beyond the point of no return. One of the great pleasures of the book is its refusal to behave as expected. Characters wander into and out of the story with dreamlike unpredictability. Conversations drift between comedy and melancholy. Beautiful landscapes become stages for emotional confusion. Entire sections feel as though they have been written by someone who simultaneously adores and mistrusts civilisation. The title itself is wonderfully evocative. Journey by Moonlight sounds less like a novel and more like a set of travel instructions received from a mysterious aristocrat in a crumbling villa. It promises romance, danger, uncertainty, and the possibility of becoming lost. The book delivers all four with remarkable efficiency. There is also a distinctly European quality to the novel that is difficult to define but immediately recognisable. Characters spend a great deal of time reflecting upon life, art, death, love, and the significance of obscure personal memories while travelling between beautiful cities. Modern readers may occasionally find themselves thinking, "Perhaps these people should simply have a cup of tea and calm down." Fortunately, they never do. Pushkin’s decision to bring Szerb to a wider English-speaking audience was one of the happier events in modern publishing. The novel had long enjoyed legendary status among those fortunate enough to encounter it, and this edition helped introduce a new generation to one of the twentieth century’s most charmingly eccentric masterpieces. Condition-wise, this copy is described as Good. It remains a perfectly serviceable companion for anyone wishing to spend several hundred pages questioning the nature of identity while wandering through Italy in excellent literary company. Whether you are drawn to literary fiction, European classics, psychological novels, or simply enjoy books that refuse to stay within conventional boundaries, Journey by Moonlight is a remarkable experience. Funny, melancholy, intelligent, romantic, unsettling, and unexpectedly profound, it is the literary equivalent of taking a wrong turn and discovering that it was the most interesting decision you could possibly have made. Exactly the sort of quietly brilliant and gloriously difficult-to-classify book that Crappy Old Books is delighted to rescue from obscurity and place directly into the hands of curious readers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6692/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/journey-by-moonlight-jun-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pushkin 9781901285376 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6691 August by Judith Rossner There are novels with dramatic titles like Storm of Destiny, The Last Empire, or Shadows of Vengeance. Then there is Judith Rossner’s August, a title so understated that it appears to have wandered into the publishing world by mistake. One half expects it to be followed by a subtitle such as "or Possibly September, Depending on Scheduling." This, however, is no modest little seasonal tale. Published in 1983 by Warner, August is a substantial, intelligent, emotionally intricate novel from the author best known for Looking for Mr Goodbar. Rossner specialised in exploring the complicated machinery of human relationships, and here she turns her attention to one of the richest and most inexhaustible subjects in literature: why people become the way they are, and why understanding that fact often takes far longer than anyone would like. At the heart of the novel lies a psychoanalyst and her patient, which immediately signals that readers should prepare themselves for a journey into the labyrinth of memory, family, identity, desire, disappointment, and all the other fascinating wreckage that accumulates inside the average human mind. This is not a novel in which people simply have feelings. They examine them, revisit them, reinterpret them, and occasionally spend several hundred pages attempting to understand them. What makes Rossner’s work so compelling is that she approaches these emotional landscapes with genuine intelligence and compassion. The characters are not tidy literary devices arranged to prove a point. They are messy, contradictory, recognisable human beings who frequently make decisions that seem entirely understandable right up until the moment they prove disastrous. Reading August today also provides a delightful glimpse into the intellectual atmosphere of the late twentieth century, when psychoanalysis still occupied a larger place in popular culture. There was a time when an astonishing number of novels, films, and conversations operated on the assumption that somewhere, somehow, a therapist would eventually explain everything. Whether this proved true remains open to debate, but it certainly generated some excellent fiction. The title itself grows more intriguing the longer one considers it. Why August? Is it the month? The mood? The adjective meaning dignified and venerable? Rossner leaves readers to discover the answer for themselves, which is considerably more elegant than calling the book A Detailed Examination of Human Relationships and Personal Development Across Several Decades. Like many ambitious literary novels of the period, August belongs to a time when publishers were entirely comfortable releasing long, thoughtful books that assumed readers possessed both patience and curiosity. There are no shortcuts here. Rossner expects engagement. Fortunately, she rewards it. This 1983 Warner edition is also a pleasing artefact from an era when serious fiction and commercial success were not considered mutually exclusive. One can easily imagine this paperback travelling through airports, holiday suitcases, commuter bags, and bedside tables during the Thatcher-Reagan years, quietly encouraging readers to think deeply about the people around them. Condition-wise, this copy is described as Good. It has clearly survived the intervening decades with admirable resilience and remains perfectly readable. Like many of Rossner’s characters, it may show a little evidence of experience but has emerged all the more interesting for it. Whether you are interested in psychological fiction, literary family dramas, or simply enjoy novels that take human complexity seriously, August remains a rewarding and absorbing read. Thoughtful, perceptive, and emotionally rich, it demonstrates why Judith Rossner became one of the most respected novelists of her generation. Exactly the sort of intelligent, slightly intimidating, and unexpectedly engrossing paperback that Crappy Old Books is delighted to rescue from obscurity and return to circulation before it has to spend another forty years explaining itself to the bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6691/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/august-jun-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6690 Great Missionaries by CC Creegan There are books that aim to entertain, books that aim to inform, and books that set out with the quiet confidence that they might improve the moral character of an entire civilisation. Great Missionaries, published in 1895 by Hodder and Stoughton, belongs very firmly in the third category. Written by C. C. Creegan during the high-water mark of the Victorian age, this is exactly the sort of volume that reminds modern readers just how ambitious nineteenth-century publishing could be. It was apparently not enough merely to tell stories. One was expected to educate, inspire, uplift, and preferably encourage readers to contemplate noble deeds before tea. The title itself is magnificently direct. Great Missionaries. No ambiguity. No hedging. No Some Missionaries Who Were Quite Good, All Things Considered. The verdict has already been reached and the reader is invited to examine the evidence. This is Victorian certainty at its most reassuringly robust. Within its pages, Creegan recounts the lives and achievements of missionaries who travelled to distant lands, crossed oceans, endured hardships, learned unfamiliar languages, encountered cultures radically different from their own, and generally demonstrated levels of commitment that make most modern complaints about delayed Wi-Fi seem faintly embarrassing. Whatever one’s views on the missionary movement itself, there is no denying that many of the individuals involved led extraordinary lives. One of the pleasures of reading a book like this today is that it serves two purposes simultaneously. It tells the stories of the missionaries themselves, but it also reveals a great deal about the world that produced the book. Every page is infused with late Victorian assumptions, aspirations, and attitudes. It is part biography collection and part time machine. There is also something wonderfully grand about nineteenth-century religious biography. Modern publishing often prefers heroes who are flawed, conflicted, and burdened by existential uncertainty. Victorian heroes, by contrast, frequently seem to wake up each morning determined to cross a continent, translate several thousand pages of text, survive tropical diseases, and improve humanity before dinner. Their energy is frankly exhausting. The physical age of this volume adds greatly to its charm. This is not merely a book about the nineteenth century; it is a book from the nineteenth century. When this copy was published, Queen Victoria was still on the throne, Sherlock Holmes stories were appearing in magazines, and the motor car was little more than an alarming novelty. Entire empires have risen and fallen since these pages first left the printer. As a historical object, it possesses the peculiar magic of surviving well beyond the expectations of its original readers. Someone purchased this book in 1895. They may have read it by gaslight. They may have placed it proudly on a parlour shelf. They certainly did not expect it to be changing hands more than a century later through a company cheerfully called Crappy Old Books. Condition-wise, this copy is described as Very Good, which is rather impressive considering it has been quietly existing since the year MDCCCXCV. Many books from the period have endured far rougher journeys. This one remains a handsome survivor, retaining both its historical interest and its considerable shelf appeal. Whether you are interested in religious history, Victorian culture, biography, imperial-era publishing, or simply enjoy owning books old enough to remember the nineteenth century firsthand, Great Missionaries offers a fascinating glimpse into another world. Earnest, ambitious, informative, and wonderfully Victorian, it stands as both a record of remarkable lives and a relic of a vanished age. Exactly the sort of substantial, dignified, and gloriously old volume that Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing from obscurity, dusting off gently, and introducing to a new generation of readers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6690/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-missionaries-jun-2026.jpg 28.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6689 Frequently Asked Questions on the Dead Sea Scrolls by John MG Barclay There are some subjects that positively invite questions. Gardening, perhaps. Cooking. Basic car maintenance. Then there are subjects that inspire questions because they involve two-thousand-year-old manuscripts hidden in desert caves, mysterious religious communities, scholarly disputes, fragmentary texts, and enough speculation to keep several generations of historians employed. The Dead Sea Scrolls fall very firmly into the second category. Which is what makes Frequently Asked Questions on the Dead Sea Scrolls such a wonderfully sensible title. Someone, somewhere, clearly realised that ordinary readers encountering the Scrolls for the first time were not asking, "Could you provide a detailed philological analysis of sectarian terminology in Second Temple Judaism?" They were asking things like, "What exactly are the Dead Sea Scrolls?" "Who wrote them?" "Why were they hidden in caves?" and, perhaps most importantly, "Why does everyone get so excited about them?" Published in 1998 by Trinity St Mungo Press and written by John M. G. Barclay, this book performs the invaluable service of translating a famously complex subject into language that human beings can actually understand. This is no small achievement. The Dead Sea Scrolls have an extraordinary ability to attract both serious scholarship and enthusiastic conspiracy theories, often simultaneously. The Scrolls themselves are among the most remarkable archaeological discoveries of the twentieth century. Ancient manuscripts, preserved for centuries in caves near the Dead Sea, suddenly emerged to shed light on Judaism, the world of early Christianity, and the turbulent religious landscape of the ancient Near East. The problem, of course, is that once people hear the phrase "ancient hidden scrolls," their imaginations immediately accelerate toward secret knowledge, forbidden revelations, and plots worthy of a Hollywood thriller. Barclay’s contribution is to stand calmly in the middle of this excitement and explain what scholars actually know. This may sound disappointingly responsible, but it turns out reality is fascinating enough on its own. The genuine story of the Scrolls involves archaeology, religion, language, history, preservation, and the painstaking work of researchers trying to reconstruct a distant world from surviving fragments. There is something wonderfully reassuring about the FAQ format. Rather than demanding that readers master an entirely unfamiliar field before turning page one, the book effectively says, "You probably have questions. Here are some answers." It is the literary equivalent of being guided around a museum by someone who actually enjoys explaining things rather than demonstrating how clever they are. Reading it today also offers a nostalgic glimpse into the late 1990s, a period when the Scrolls continued to attract intense public attention and scholarly debate. This was an era when information was increasingly accessible but before every mystery immediately generated eight documentaries, three podcasts, and a social media argument involving people who had read half a headline. As a physical object, the volume possesses the understated confidence of a book that knows its audience. It is neither an intimidating academic tome nor a sensationalist paperback promising revelations that will change history forever. Instead, it occupies the happy middle ground where genuine expertise meets genuine curiosity. Condition-wise, this copy is described as Very Good, meaning it has survived remarkably well and remains an attractive example. It is ready to answer all the important questions about ancient manuscripts while raising a few new ones of its own. Whether you are interested in biblical history, archaeology, ancient religions, manuscript studies, or simply enjoy discovering how scholars unravel historical mysteries, Frequently Asked Questions on the Dead Sea Scrolls remains an engaging and highly accessible introduction. Informative without being dry, scholarly without being intimidating, and refreshingly free of nonsense, it proves that sometimes the most extraordinary stories really are the true ones. Exactly the sort of thoughtful and unexpectedly fascinating book that Crappy Old Books is delighted to rescue from the dusty caves of second-hand obscurity and return to curious readers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6689/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frequently-asked-questions-on-the-dead-sea-scrolls-jun-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trinity St Mungo Press 9780952231141 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6688 The Carpet Baggers by Harold Robbins There are novels that aspire to literary subtlety, and then there are Harold Robbins novels, which generally prefer to kick the door off its hinges, stride into the room wearing an expensive suit, acquire a private airline, start three scandals, and seduce half the cast before chapter five. The Carpet Baggers is one of Robbins’ most famous creations, a vast, unapologetic blockbuster first published in the 1960s and presented here in a 1978 New English Library edition. If subtle character studies are delicate chamber music, The Carpet Baggers is a brass band mounted on a runaway locomotive. The novel follows Jonas Cord, a man with wealth, ambition, determination, and approximately the same regard for limits as a charging rhinoceros. Inspired in part by the life of aviation and film tycoon Howard Hughes, Cord proceeds through the twentieth century accumulating power, influence, enemies, businesses, lovers, and complications at a rate that would exhaust most ordinary people before breakfast. What makes Robbins such an enduring guilty pleasure is his complete refusal to apologise for being entertaining. There is no sense that he is trying to win academic awards or impress a committee of literary critics. He wants readers to turn the page. Then turn another. Then stay up far later than intended because somebody has just launched an airline, started a feud, inherited a fortune, lost a fortune, or become involved in a scandal of industrial proportions. The title itself is magnificent. The Carpet Baggers sounds like either a ruthless business empire or a travelling folk band with surprisingly aggressive management practices. In Robbins’ hands it becomes a tale of money, ambition, excess, power, and the uniquely twentieth-century belief that if one simply works hard enough, dreams big enough, and ignores enough warning signs, absolutely anything is possible. Reading it today is rather like opening a time capsule from an era when popular fiction believed bigger was always better. More drama. More wealth. More glamour. More aviation. More everything. Modern thrillers often strive for realism; Robbins cheerfully aims for spectacle. This particular copy comes with an unexpected bonus feature that Crappy Old Books feels deserves special recognition. Tucked inside is a complimentary Thai Airlines Executive boarding pass for a flight somewhere, at some point, to a destination now lost to history. It is a marvellous little relic of a vanished world. We know almost nothing about the journey, but we do know one crucial detail: seat 12E was a smoking seat. For younger readers, it should perhaps be explained that there was once a time when passengers sat inside a pressurised metal tube at 35,000 feet and collectively agreed that introducing cigarette smoke into the environment was perfectly sensible. Humanity’s confidence was astonishing. The boarding pass adds a faint air of mystery to proceedings. Who was the traveller? Where were they going? Why was The Carpet Baggers accompanying them? Did they finish the book before landing? Did they swap seats? Were they themselves a ruthless tycoon? These questions remain unanswered, which somehow makes the discovery even better. Condition-wise, the book is Fair. It has clearly travelled through life with considerably more enthusiasm than caution, but remains entirely readable and full of character. Much like several of Harold Robbins’ protagonists, it may show signs of wear yet still possesses plenty of life. For readers who enjoy grand-scale commercial fiction, aviation-era glamour, larger-than-life characters, and novels utterly unafraid of excess, The Carpet Baggers remains tremendous fun. Add in the mysterious Thai Airlines boarding pass and you are not merely buying a paperback. You are acquiring a tiny archaeological artefact from the age of smoking sections, executive travel, and bestselling novels that believed moderation was for other people. Exactly the sort of gloriously over-the-top survivor that Crappy Old Books is delighted to send back into circulation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6688/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-carpet-baggers-jun-2026.jpg 5.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450038143 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6686 Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll There are children’s books, there are classics, and then there is Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, a work so thoroughly woven into the fabric of the English-speaking world that most people encounter fragments of it long before they ever read it. White rabbits, mad hatters, grinning cats, playing cards, looking-glasses, tea parties, queens with anger-management issues; Lewis Carroll somehow created an entire cultural ecosystem that has spent the last century and a half cheerfully escaping from the pages of his books. This Pan Books edition from 1947 has an additional layer of charm simply by virtue of existing when it does. The Second World War had only recently ended, rationing was still very much a fact of life, and somewhere amidst all that someone thought, quite rightly, that the nation still needed a girl falling down a rabbit hole and arguing with impossible creatures. It is difficult to imagine a more fitting antidote to reality. The books themselves remain gloriously resistant to summary. Alice follows a white rabbit and discovers a world governed by dream logic, linguistic acrobatics, and an apparent determination to make sensible behaviour look faintly ridiculous. Then, having survived that, she steps through a mirror into another realm where chess pieces conduct military campaigns, nursery-rhyme characters roam freely, and cause and effect occasionally take the afternoon off. What makes Carroll’s achievement so remarkable is that nobody has entirely agreed what these books are actually about ever since. They have been analysed as satire, mathematics, philosophy, psychology, political commentary, literary nonsense, childhood fantasy, and perhaps a dozen other things besides. Entire academic careers have been built upon explaining Alice. The books themselves remain serenely unconcerned and continue being strange. The illustrations, of course, are a huge part of the experience. This edition contains ninety-two illustrations, an impressive quantity of visual oddity to accompany the textual variety. In a development that Lewis Carroll himself might have appreciated, two of those illustrations have been coloured in with crayon by a previous owner. Purists may gasp. We prefer to think of it as an unexpected collaboration across generations. After all, if any book is likely to tolerate a little unauthorised artistic intervention, it is probably the one featuring a disappearing cat and a baby that turns into a pig. There are also a few light pencil marks on some pages. Again, this seems entirely in keeping with a book that has spent decades passing through the hands of curious readers. One suspects Alice herself would have approved of people scribbling notes while attempting to make sense of the proceedings. The fact that anyone has ever fully succeeded remains open to debate. As a physical object, this 1947 Pan edition possesses exactly the sort of character collectors of vintage paperbacks enjoy. It has lived a life. It has been read, handled, and evidently loved enough for at least one child to decide that two illustrations required immediate chromatic enhancement. Yet it remains a perfectly nice, workable copy, ready for many more years of baffling, delighting, and occasionally confusing readers. Condition-wise, it is Good overall. The crayon colouring affects just two of the ninety-two illustrations, and the pencil marks are light. The text remains entirely readable, the stories remain entirely wonderful, and the overall impression is of a book that has survived remarkably well considering that it has spent nearly eighty years inviting people to abandon common sense. Whether you are revisiting a childhood favourite, discovering Alice for the first time, or simply adding a charming post-war edition to your shelves, this volume offers two of the most influential and imaginative works ever written. Strange, witty, endlessly quotable, and gloriously impossible, Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass remains proof that nonsense, when practised at the highest level, can be one of literature’s most enduring forms of sense. Exactly the sort of delightfully eccentric survivor that Crappy Old Books is proud to send tumbling back down the rabbit hole. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6686/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alice-in-wonderland-and-through-the-looking-glass-jun-2026.jpg 14.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6685 Trinity by Leon Uris Some novels tell a story. Some novels tell several stories. Trinity by Leon Uris takes one look at such modest ambitions, laughs heartily, and proceeds to tell the story of an entire nation while simultaneously introducing enough characters, political upheavals, family dramas, betrayals, romances, revolutions, and historical grievances to populate a medium-sized county. Originally published in 1976 and reissued here in a handsome 2015 Corgi edition, Trinity is one of those magnificent historical epics that belongs to a tradition modern publishing seems slightly nervous about. It is large, unapologetic, emotionally earnest, and utterly determined to educate you about Irish history whether you had planned to learn any or not. The title itself is wonderfully economical. Just Trinity. Not A Brief Tale of Mild Administrative Disagreement in Nineteenth-Century Ireland. Not Some Fairly Important Historical Events Featuring a Number of Strongly Held Opinions. Simply Trinity. The confidence is admirable. It suggests a book entirely aware of the amount of narrative horsepower sitting beneath the cover. Uris, of course, specialised in the sort of sweeping historical fiction that makes readers feel they have accidentally completed an undergraduate degree while lying on a sofa. He had a gift for taking enormous political and social movements and filtering them through the lives of memorable characters. In Trinity, the focus falls upon Ireland during one of the most turbulent periods in its history, with religious divisions, political tensions, land struggles, national identity, and generational conflict all colliding with remarkable force. What makes the novel particularly entertaining is its refusal to do anything by halves. The emotions are large. The stakes are large. The historical forces are enormous. People do not merely disagree; they disagree with centuries of accumulated resentment standing behind them. Family arguments seem capable of altering the course of history. Local disputes acquire the weight of ancient prophecy. Even the weather occasionally feels as though it has chosen a political side. Yet for all its scale, the novel remains intensely readable. Uris understood that history becomes far more compelling when attached to individuals. Readers come for the politics and stay for the people. Or perhaps they come for the people and accidentally acquire a working knowledge of nineteenth-century Irish affairs along the way. Either outcome represents excellent value. There is also something rather refreshing about the book’s old-fashioned ambition. In an age of trilogies, spin-offs, prequels, sequels, cinematic universes, and twelve-volume fantasy cycles, Trinity simply arrives as a single enormous novel and gets on with the business of being enormous. It is a reminder that a sufficiently determined author can fit an astonishing amount of history between two covers. The 2015 Corgi edition serves the book well. It retains all the grandeur of the original while being rather easier to carry than some historical monuments. It remains the ideal companion for long train journeys, rainy weekends, and those moments when one feels the need to disappear into another century for several hundred pages. Condition-wise, this copy is described as Good. It has clearly survived its travels through the literary landscape without significant incident. It may show the gentle signs of having been read, which feels entirely appropriate. Books of this size are not decorative objects. They are expeditions. For readers who enjoy historical fiction on the grandest possible scale, Trinity remains one of Leon Uris’s most celebrated achievements. Rich, dramatic, passionate, and gloriously ambitious, it offers the chance to become immersed in a pivotal period of Irish history while being thoroughly entertained. Exactly the sort of substantial, intelligent page-turner that Crappy Old Books is delighted to rescue from the shelves of history and send back into active service. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6685/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/trinity-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552170758 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6684 The Batsford Book of Hand and Machine Knitting by Tessa Lorant There are hobby books, there are instructional manuals, and then there are volumes like The Batsford Book of Hand and Machine Knitting, which seem to emerge from an alternate universe where every cardigan is a feat of engineering and every woollen jumper requires the sort of planning usually associated with a moon landing. Published in 1980 by Batsford, and written by Tessa Lorant, this is not merely a book about knitting. It is a book about knitting in the way that naval architecture is a book about boats. Beneath its reassuringly domestic subject matter lurks an astonishing amount of technical expertise, practical knowledge, and the quiet assumption that readers may one day find themselves compelled to create entire wardrobes from several miles of yarn and a machine capable of terrifying the uninitiated. The title alone deserves admiration. Hand and Machine Knitting. Not one form of knitting, but both. This is a book that refuses to take sides in the great fibre-based ideological struggles of the twentieth century. Why choose between tradition and technology when you can enthusiastically embrace both? Why knit one jumper when you could theoretically produce dozens? The spirit of progress is alive and well, only now it is wearing a tasteful woollen pullover. What makes books like this so fascinating today is their complete sincerity. Modern crafting culture often arrives wrapped in lifestyle photography, artisan branding, and social media aesthetics. In 1980, however, the emphasis was on competence. The photographs, diagrams, and instructions are there because the author genuinely expects readers to use them. There is very little irony to be found within the pages themselves, which naturally makes the whole enterprise delightfully ironic from a modern perspective. One can almost hear the reassuring hum of a knitting machine in the background as the book explains techniques, patterns, methods, and solutions to problems that most people never knew existed. There are entire worlds hidden within specialised hobbies, and this volume serves as a passport to one of them. It reveals that knitting is not simply a matter of producing scarves during winter evenings. It is a discipline. A craft. A science. Occasionally, perhaps, a form of controlled obsession. The 1980s setting adds an extra layer of charm. This was a decade when practical skills books flourished. Households repaired things, made things, and learned things from hefty hardbacks that expected a degree of patience from their readers. There is something wonderfully reassuring about that confidence. No video tutorials. No online forums. No desperate searches beginning with "why has my knitting machine suddenly made a noise". Just a book, a determined owner, and several hundred pages of accumulated expertise. As a physical object, this Batsford edition possesses exactly the sort of sturdy authority one hopes for in a reference work. It looks like a book that knows what it is talking about. You would trust it to explain ribbing, cables, tension, shaping, and any number of mysterious knitting concepts that sound vaguely nautical to the untrained ear. Condition-wise, this copy is described as Good. It has survived more than four decades remarkably well, which is perhaps fitting for a book devoted to creating durable garments. It may show minor signs of age, but then any respectable knitting manual ought to look as though it has spent at least some of its life in proximity to wool, tea, and determined experimentation. Whether you are an experienced knitter, a machine-knitting enthusiast, or simply someone fascinated by the lost art of practical expertise, The Batsford Book of Hand and Machine Knitting is a wonderfully detailed snapshot of a world where making your own clothes was not merely possible but positively encouraged. Exactly the sort of quietly authoritative volume that Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing from obscurity, one carefully crafted stitch at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6684/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hand-and-machine-knitting-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Batsford 9780713433166 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6683 The Republic of Poetry by Martin Espada The Republic of Poetry is one of those titles that sounds simultaneously inspiring, impossible, and faintly bureaucratic. One imagines a nation-state run entirely by people who insist on reading verse before approving roadworks. There would be no standing army, but there would be heated constitutional disputes about line breaks. Taxes would probably be paid in metaphors. Published in 2006 by Norton, Martin Espada’s The Republic of Poetry is a collection that arrives with the quiet confidence of a poet who knows exactly what he is doing. Espada has long been admired for writing poems that manage the rare feat of being politically engaged, emotionally powerful, and actually readable. This is no small achievement. Poetry has spent much of the last century perfecting the art of making ordinary readers feel as though they have accidentally wandered into an exam they forgot to revise for. Espada, by contrast, appears genuinely interested in communication. The poems gathered here concern memory, justice, family, identity, language, history, and the countless small moments that make up a life. Which sounds terribly worthy until one realises that Espada possesses an eye for detail sharp enough to transform everyday observations into something unexpectedly luminous. He writes about ordinary people with extraordinary attention, finding significance in places and voices that are often overlooked. What makes the collection particularly appealing is its refusal to retreat into abstraction. There are poets who write as though their primary audience consists of other poets locked in an underground bunker exchanging coded messages. Espada belongs to a different tradition entirely. His work is rich, accessible, and deeply rooted in lived experience. The poems invite readers in rather than daring them to keep up. Of course, this does not mean the book lacks seriousness. Quite the opposite. Beneath the warmth and humanity lies an acute awareness of inequality, displacement, and social struggle. Yet even when confronting difficult subjects, Espada avoids the temptation to become merely didactic. The poems remain poems rather than pamphlets, which is a distinction surprisingly easy to lose sight of. As a physical object, this 2006 Norton edition possesses the understated dignity one expects from a serious poetry collection. It is not trying to dazzle anyone with embossed dragons, sprayed edges, or celebrity endorsements. It simply sits there waiting to be opened, quietly confident that the contents can look after themselves. Condition-wise, this copy is described as Good. In the peculiar language of second-hand bookselling, this means it has successfully survived twenty years of readers, bookshelves, removals, and perhaps the occasional coffee cup without suffering any catastrophic indignities. It remains perfectly capable of fulfilling its primary purpose, which is to sit on a shelf making its owner appear more cultured than they may actually be. Whether you are already a poetry enthusiast or merely curious about what a republic governed by poems might look like, this is a rewarding collection. Intelligent, humane, and quietly powerful, The Republic of Poetry offers a reminder that verse can still speak clearly about the world without sacrificing beauty. Exactly the sort of thoughtful volume that Crappy Old Books is delighted to rescue from the vast and often underappreciated wilderness of modern literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6683/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-republic-of-poetry-jun-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norton 9780393062564 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6682 Helen Keller by JW and Anne Tibble For a book as slim as this little Piccolo paperback, Helen Keller manages to carry an astonishing amount of determination between its covers. Written by J. W. and Anne Tibble and published in 1973, it belongs to that glorious era of children’s biographies when publishers believed that the best way to inspire young readers was to present them with individuals who had overcome obstacles so vast that merely getting out of bed in the morning suddenly seemed a rather modest achievement. Helen Keller, of course, remains one of the most remarkable figures of the twentieth century: deaf, blind, and yet somehow destined to become a writer, lecturer, campaigner, and international celebrity. The challenge facing any biographer is deciding where to begin. With Keller’s extraordinary childhood? With the arrival of Anne Sullivan, arguably one of the greatest teachers who ever lived? Or with the astonishing fact that Keller would go on to graduate from university and spend decades speaking for disabled people around the world? The Tibbles sensibly attempt all three, producing a concise and highly readable account that serves as both introduction and inspiration. What makes this volume particularly charming today is its unmistakable 1970s confidence. There is something wonderfully earnest about educational paperbacks of this period. They approach their subjects with absolute certainty that young readers are capable of being improved by exposure to admirable lives. No explosions. No secret codes. No talking dragons. Just a woman overcoming seemingly impossible barriers through intelligence, persistence, and sheer force of will. The radical suggestion being that this might actually be interesting. The Piccolo edition itself is a lovely survivor from a vanished age of school libraries, jumble sales, and bookshelves assembled from orange-stained pine. One can easily imagine this copy spending decades quietly waiting between a volume on Florence Nightingale and another on Captain Cook, patiently educating generations of children who were supposed to be doing something else. Condition-wise, this copy is described as Good, meaning it has successfully navigated the last half-century without excessive drama. It may have acquired a little character along the way, but then so has everyone else who was around in 1973. The pages remain perfectly capable of introducing a new reader to one of the most extraordinary lives ever lived. An inspiring biography, a nostalgic slice of educational publishing, and a useful reminder that genuine courage rarely comes with special effects. Exactly the sort of quietly fascinating book that Crappy Old Books delights in rescuing from obscurity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6682/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/helen-keller-jun-2026.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piccolo 9780330235860 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6681 High Water by Douglas Reeman There are authors who write about the sea. Then there was Douglas Reeman, who seemed to write as though he had personally negotiated with the ocean and discovered that it was every bit as dangerous, unpredictable and uncompromising as everyone suspected. High Water, published in 1974 by Arrow, is another fine example of Reeman’s gift for maritime adventure. Few writers have captured life at sea with such authenticity, and fewer still have managed to combine naval action, human drama and suspense so effectively. Reading a Douglas Reeman novel is rather like signing up for a voyage without first checking the weather forecast. The story plunges readers into a world where ships, tides and human courage are constantly tested by forces far beyond individual control. Reeman understood that the sea is one of literature’s great settings because it creates problems that cannot simply be ignored. When things go wrong on land, one can usually walk away. When things go wrong at sea, matters tend to become considerably more urgent. What follows is a gripping blend of action, tension and character-driven storytelling. The men and women who populate Reeman’s novels are rarely superheroes. They are professionals faced with difficult choices, dangerous situations and responsibilities that cannot be postponed until conditions become more convenient. There is a delightful irony in humanity’s relationship with the sea. For thousands of years people have looked at vast expanses of water, noted the storms, shipwrecks and assorted dangers, and concluded that travelling across it remains an excellent idea. Maritime history is essentially a long record of optimism battling geography. Reeman’s strength lies in making readers care about both the people and the vessels involved. Ships in his novels are never merely machinery. They become characters in their own right, with strengths, weaknesses and personalities shaped by the men and women who serve aboard them. The novel also reflects Reeman’s remarkable knowledge of naval life. Having served in the Royal Navy during the Second World War, he brought an authenticity to his work that readers immediately recognise. The details feel convincing because they largely are. Modern thriller readers may be surprised by the measured confidence of Reeman’s storytelling. He does not rely upon endless explosions or impossible feats. Instead, suspense emerges naturally from circumstances, decisions and the unforgiving realities of the sea itself. There is also something wonderfully timeless about maritime adventure. Technology changes, ships evolve and navigation becomes more sophisticated, yet the fundamental challenge remains the same. Human beings continue to venture onto an environment that possesses absolutely no interest in their comfort. As a product of the 1970s, High Water also represents a golden age of popular adventure fiction, when authors like Reeman attracted enormous audiences by telling well-crafted stories rooted in expertise and experience rather than gimmickry. This 1974 Arrow edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has weathered the decades far more gently than many of the vessels found within its pages and remains a solid, readable copy of a classic maritime thriller. An excellent acquisition for fans of naval fiction, sea adventures, military thrillers or anyone who enjoys stories where courage, skill and determination are tested against forces larger than themselves. Exciting, authentic and richly atmospheric, High Water is Douglas Reeman at his seaworthy best. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6681/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/high-water-jun-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099079002 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6680 The Age of Reformation by E Harris Harbison History has produced many arguments. The Reformation managed to produce enough arguments for several centuries, alter the religious map of Europe, reshape politics, transform culture and leave historians happily employed ever since. The Age of Reformation takes readers into this extraordinary period and attempts to explain how a theological dispute became one of the most significant turning points in Western history. Written by E. Harris Harbison and published by Cornell University Press, this respected historical study examines the turbulent centuries in which Europe was transformed by religious reform, political upheaval and intellectual change. It is the sort of book that reminds readers that history is rarely tidy and that human beings are remarkably talented at disagreeing with one another on a grand scale. The Reformation itself began with questions about doctrine and church practice but quickly expanded into something far larger. Kings, princes, scholars, clergy and ordinary citizens all found themselves drawn into debates whose consequences would echo for generations. Harbison guides readers through this complex landscape with clarity and scholarly insight. There is a delightful irony in the period. Many of the individuals involved believed they were restoring certainty and truth. The result was an explosion of competing interpretations, new denominations and arguments vigorous enough to keep Europe occupied for centuries. Few historical movements have generated so much disagreement in pursuit of agreement. What makes the book particularly rewarding is its broad perspective. Harbison does not limit himself to theology alone. Politics, culture, society and intellectual life all receive attention, creating a fuller picture of a continent undergoing profound change. Readers gain an understanding not merely of what happened, but why it mattered. The author also possesses the enviable ability to make complex history accessible. The Reformation can sometimes appear intimidating, populated by unfamiliar names and intricate disputes. Harbison succeeds in making these events understandable without sacrificing their complexity. Modern readers may be surprised by how contemporary some of the themes feel. Questions about authority, individual conscience, institutional power and the circulation of information remain remarkably relevant. The technologies have changed. Human nature appears to have remained reassuringly consistent. There is also something fascinating about watching ideas reshape the world. Armies and governments may dominate many historical narratives, but the Reformation demonstrates the extraordinary power of beliefs. Few periods illustrate more clearly how ideas can influence politics, culture and everyday life. As a work of mid-twentieth-century scholarship, the book also serves as a historical artefact in its own right. Readers encounter not only the Reformation itself but also the perspective of a historian writing about it during the 1960s, adding an extra layer of intellectual interest. This 1967 Cornell University Press edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It is an ex-library copy and bears some underlining from a previous reader, suggesting that somebody took the subject seriously enough to engage directly with the text. Consider it evidence of a conversation across the decades rather than a flaw. An excellent acquisition for students of history, theology, religious studies or anyone interested in one of the most consequential periods in European history. Scholarly, engaging and richly informative, The Age of Reformation offers a compelling journey through an era when ideas changed the world and nobody could quite agree on what the new world ought to look like. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6680/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-age-of-reformation-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cornell University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6679 Three Jays Against The Clock by Pat Smythe Before young adult fiction became populated by dystopian governments, magical academies and teenagers saving civilisation before lunch, there were books like Three Jays Against the Clock, where adventure arrived courtesy of horses, determination and the thrilling possibility that time might run out before everything could be put right. Written by the legendary equestrian Pat Smythe and published in 1966 by Armada Paperbacks, this charming adventure belongs to a period when pony stories occupied a cherished place on bookshelves and generations of readers learned that life was considerably more exciting when viewed from horseback. The title alone is irresistible. "Against the Clock" immediately suggests urgency, danger and the sort of predicament that sensible people would have avoided entirely. Meanwhile, the mysterious "Three Jays" sounds like either a secret society, a folk group from the 1960s or a trio of resourceful young people about to become involved in events considerably beyond their original intentions. Pat Smythe brought unusual authority to her fiction. As one of Britain’s most celebrated show jumpers, she knew the equestrian world inside and out. This gives her stories an authenticity that many fictional horse adventures can only dream of. When Smythe writes about riding, competition and stable life, readers know they are in expert hands. What follows is a spirited blend of adventure, friendship and equestrian excitement. The characters find themselves facing challenges that demand courage, resourcefulness and persistence, all while the clock ticks steadily onward. It is exactly the sort of premise designed to keep readers turning pages long after they intended to stop. There is a delightful irony in children’s adventure stories. Adults spend years warning youngsters not to get involved in dangerous situations, yet the heroes of such books spend their entire existence doing precisely that. If literary children followed parental advice, most novels would conclude after three pages. The book also captures a vanished era of childhood freedom. This is a world where young people are trusted with responsibilities, allowed adventures and expected to solve problems with initiative rather than waiting for adults to intervene. Modern readers may find it simultaneously nostalgic and faintly alarming. Horse lovers, of course, will find plenty to enjoy. Smythe understood the unique bond between rider and horse, and her affection for the equestrian world shines through the narrative. The horses are not merely transport. They are essential characters in the adventure. There is also something wonderfully wholesome about the book’s sense of excitement. The stakes feel real, the dangers engaging and the challenges significant, yet the story never loses its underlying optimism. Readers are encouraged to believe that courage, teamwork and perseverance still count for something. As a product of the 1960s, the novel also serves as a fascinating snapshot of a different literary landscape. Before fantasy dominated children’s publishing, stories of ponies, mysteries and outdoor adventures held centre stage, inspiring countless readers to seek adventures of their own. This 1966 Armada Paperback edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It shows the honest signs of age and enjoyment one might expect from a vintage children’s paperback, but remains perfectly readable and ready for another gallop through its pages. An excellent acquisition for collectors of pony books, admirers of Pat Smythe, nostalgic readers or anyone who enjoys classic children’s adventures. Fast-paced, engaging and full of equestrian charm, Three Jays Against the Clock is a reminder that some of the best adventures begin with determination, a ticking clock and a very good horse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6679/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/three-jays-against-the-clock-jun-2026.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Armada Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6678 Three Cheers Secret Seven by Enid Blyton Before children solved mysteries using smartphones, GPS tracking and group chats, there was the Secret Seven, armed with bicycles, notebooks, sandwiches and an almost supernatural ability to stumble across criminal activity during their spare time. Three Cheers, Secret Seven, published in 1960 by Brockhampton Press, is another delightful adventure from Enid Blyton’s hugely popular series. It reunites readers with Peter, Janet, Jack, Barbara, George, Pam and Colin, a group of young sleuths who somehow manage to encounter more mysteries than most police departments. The premise is gloriously simple. A suspicious event occurs, the Secret Seven become curious, and before long they are investigating matters with a level of enthusiasm that would alarm most parents. The adults, meanwhile, generally remain blissfully unaware that a major criminal investigation is being conducted by children who should probably be home for tea. What makes the Secret Seven books so enduring is their sense of adventure. Blyton understood that children longed for independence, excitement and the possibility that something extraordinary might be hiding just beyond the end of the street. Her stories transformed ordinary neighbourhoods into landscapes of mystery and intrigue. There is a wonderful irony at the heart of the series. The Secret Seven are supposedly a secret society, yet they seem to spend a remarkable amount of time discussing club business, investigating crimes and attracting attention. One suspects that everyone in the district knew exactly who they were. The novel captures a world that now feels charmingly distant. Children roam freely on bicycles. Meetings are held in sheds. Communication relies upon actual conversation rather than instant messaging. It is a vision of mid-century childhood that combines nostalgia with just enough improbability to make it magical. Readers returning to Blyton as adults often discover a second layer of enjoyment. The books are not merely mysteries but time capsules of a vanished Britain, preserving attitudes, habits and assumptions that belonged to a different era. The adventures may be fictional, but the atmosphere feels wonderfully authentic. There is also something reassuringly wholesome about the Secret Seven’s approach to detective work. They rely on observation, persistence and teamwork rather than advanced forensic science. Modern crime dramas may feature laboratories and databases. The Secret Seven generally manage with determination and a torch. Blyton’s genius lay in understanding exactly what her audience wanted. She provided danger without despair, mystery without complexity and excitement without losing sight of fun. As a result, generations of young readers developed a lifelong love of books through stories such as this. The title itself feels perfectly earned. Three cheers are entirely appropriate for a group that repeatedly solves mysteries despite possessing little more than courage, curiosity and an apparently endless supply of free time. This 1960 Brockhampton Press edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. Having survived more than six decades of eager young readers, it remains a charming and highly collectible example of classic Enid Blyton storytelling. An excellent acquisition for collectors of children’s fiction, Blyton enthusiasts, nostalgic readers or anyone who remembers a time when the greatest adventure available was exploring the world with friends and a sense of curiosity. Cheerful, engaging and timelessly entertaining, Three Cheers, Secret Seven is another winning entry in one of Britain’s most beloved children’s series. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6678/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/three-cheers-secret-seven-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Brockhampton Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6677 Thinking to Some Purpose by L Susan Stebbing There are books that tell you what to think. Thinking to Some Purpose takes a rather more ambitious approach and attempts to teach you how to think in the first place. Written by L. Susan Stebbing and published in this 1952 Pelican Books edition, the work has become something of a classic in popular philosophy and critical thinking. First appearing during a period when public debate was becoming increasingly shaped by propaganda, advertising and political persuasion, it remains remarkably relevant in an age where everybody has an opinion and many people have several before breakfast. Stebbing was one of Britain’s most distinguished philosophers, but one of her greatest achievements was her ability to explain complex ideas without disappearing into academic fog. She recognised that clear thinking was not merely a scholarly pastime. It was a practical skill that ordinary people needed in everyday life. The book explores logic, reasoning, language and the many ways in which people manage to confuse themselves and each other. Readers quickly discover that human beings possess an astonishing talent for arriving at conclusions first and then searching enthusiastically for reasons afterwards. There is a wonderful irony at the heart of the subject. Almost everyone believes they are a rational thinker. History, politics, advertising and family arguments provide overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Stebbing gently but firmly invites readers to examine their own assumptions before criticising everybody else’s. What makes the book particularly fascinating is how modern it feels. Although published in the middle of the twentieth century, many of the problems Stebbing identifies remain stubbornly alive. Misleading arguments, emotional manipulation, vague language and confident nonsense continue to flourish with remarkable vigour. Readers may occasionally experience moments of mild discomfort as they recognise some of the intellectual traps described in the book. This is entirely normal. One of the side effects of learning about faulty reasoning is discovering how often one has personally engaged in it. There is also something refreshingly optimistic about Stebbing’s project. She genuinely believed that people could improve the quality of their thinking through practice and attention. In an era increasingly dominated by slogans and soundbites, this faith in reason feels almost heroic. The Pelican Books imprint was famous for bringing serious ideas to a broad audience, and this volume represents the tradition at its finest. It treats readers as intelligent adults capable of engaging with important questions without requiring a university seminar or a small mountain of footnotes. Modern readers may be amused to discover that many supposedly new problems of public discourse were already being discussed decades ago. The technology has changed dramatically. Human susceptibility to dubious arguments appears to have remained reassuringly constant. This 1952 Pelican Books edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived more than seventy years of political campaigns, advertising revolutions, management jargon and internet comment sections, all of which have inadvertently strengthened its case. An excellent acquisition for philosophers, students, historians of ideas or anyone who occasionally suspects that clear thinking is in shorter supply than it ought to be. Intelligent, accessible and surprisingly entertaining, Thinking to Some Purpose is a reminder that the most useful tool we possess is often the one we forget to maintain. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6677/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thinking-to-some-purpose-jun-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6676 The Fire People by Alexander Cordell There are historical novels that quietly recount events from the past. Then there are Alexander Cordell novels, which stride confidently into history carrying banners, grievances, industrial unrest and enough human drama to power an entire valley. The Fire People, published in 1973 by Coronet Books, is one of Cordell’s most celebrated works, continuing his exploration of Welsh industrial history with the passion, energy and emotional intensity that made him one of Britain’s finest historical novelists. If history classes had always been taught with this much fire, attendance rates might have improved considerably. Set against the backdrop of nineteenth-century Wales, the novel immerses readers in a world transformed by industry, ironworks and social change. This was an age when entire communities were being reshaped by economic forces, and ordinary men and women often found themselves caught in struggles far larger than themselves. Cordell had a remarkable gift for bringing history to life. Rather than presenting events as distant facts, he fills them with flesh-and-blood characters whose hopes, fears and ambitions feel immediate and real. Readers do not simply learn about history. They experience it. There is a delightful irony in the title. Fire can destroy, but it can also forge. The industrial furnaces that dominate the landscape bring hardship, danger and conflict, yet they also create livelihoods, communities and opportunities. Throughout the novel, fire serves as both literal reality and powerful metaphor. What makes Cordell’s work particularly compelling is his deep affection for the people he writes about. His heroes and heroines are rarely aristocrats observing events from comfortable drawing rooms. Instead, they are workers, families and communities struggling to shape their own futures in difficult circumstances. The novel captures a world where life was often harsh and opportunities limited. Yet it also celebrates resilience, courage and the remarkable ability of ordinary people to endure adversity. These themes resonate far beyond the specific historical setting. Readers familiar with Welsh history will recognise many of the social and industrial realities that shaped the nation. Those encountering the period for the first time will find an accessible and highly engaging introduction to a transformative era. There is also something wonderfully unfashionable about Cordell’s belief that history matters. Modern fiction often focuses on individual experience alone. Cordell reminds readers that people live within larger historical currents, and that understanding those currents helps explain both the past and the present. The novel’s emotional power is matched by its vivid sense of place. The valleys, furnaces, towns and landscapes emerge so clearly that readers can almost feel the heat of the works and hear the sounds of industrial life echoing through the pages. This 1973 Coronet Books edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived half a century remarkably well and remains a solid, readable copy of one of the great Welsh historical novels. An excellent acquisition for lovers of historical fiction, Welsh history, industrial heritage or anyone who enjoys powerful stories about ordinary people living through extraordinary times. Passionate, dramatic and deeply humane, The Fire People remains a testament to Alexander Cordell’s extraordinary storytelling abilities and to the communities whose stories he preserved so vividly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6676/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fire-people-jun-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340174036 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6675 Mans Estate by Jon Cleary There are crime novels. There are political thrillers. And then there are Jon Cleary novels, which have a habit of taking ordinary people, placing them in extraordinary situations and then watching with considerable interest as everything becomes steadily more complicated. Mans Estate, published in 1972 by Fontana, comes from one of Australia’s finest storytellers. Best known today for creating detective Scobie Malone, Cleary possessed a remarkable ability to blend suspense, social observation and human drama into stories that were both intelligent and thoroughly entertaining. The title itself is wonderfully ambiguous. It could refer to property, inheritance, ambition, responsibility or perhaps the entire condition of being human. Knowing Cleary, there is a good chance it touches upon all of them before the final page is reached. The novel explores themes of power, wealth, relationships and the complicated structures that people build around themselves. As events unfold, characters find themselves navigating a world where success and security are often less solid than they appear. The result is a story that functions both as a compelling narrative and as an examination of human nature. There is a delightful irony in humanity’s relationship with possessions. People spend years acquiring estates, fortunes and status, only to discover that ownership rarely simplifies life. Literature is full of characters whose troubles begin the moment they acquire exactly what they thought they wanted. What makes Cleary’s work particularly satisfying is his understanding of character. He rarely deals in simple heroes and villains. Instead, readers encounter believable individuals making difficult choices, often under considerable pressure. The resulting conflicts feel authentic because they arise naturally from personality rather than plot convenience. Published in the early 1970s, the novel also captures a fascinating period of social change. The certainties of earlier decades were beginning to shift, creating fertile ground for stories about ambition, power and the fragility of established institutions. Readers familiar with Cleary’s writing will recognise his gift for pacing. He knows when to build tension, when to reveal information and when to allow characters enough room to surprise both themselves and the reader. It is a skill that explains why so many of his novels remain enjoyable long after publication. There is also something wonderfully old-fashioned about a thriller that relies on observation, character and storytelling rather than endless explosions. Cleary trusted readers to become invested in people, which remains one of the most reliable ways of creating suspense. Modern readers may find themselves appreciating the novel both as entertainment and as a period piece. The world of 1972 feels close enough to recognise but distant enough to be fascinating, offering glimpses of attitudes and assumptions that have evolved considerably over the decades. This 1972 Fontana edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has weathered half a century admirably and remains a solid, readable copy of a novel by one of the twentieth century’s most accomplished popular storytellers. An excellent acquisition for fans of literary thrillers, Australian fiction, vintage paperbacks or anyone who enjoys intelligent novels where human ambition proves every bit as dangerous as any criminal conspiracy. Thoughtful, engaging and quietly suspenseful, Mans Estate is another fine example of Jon Cleary’s considerable talents. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6675/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mans-estate-jun-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006136538 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6674 A Woman of Substance by Barbara Taylor Bradford There are novels about success. There are novels about ambition. Then there is A Woman of Substance, a book that takes one determined heroine, gives her a mountain of obstacles and watches her bulldoze through them with such relentless determination that the obstacles begin to look nervous. Published in 1981 by Granada, Barbara Taylor Bradford’s phenomenal bestseller introduced millions of readers to Emma Harte, one of the most formidable characters in modern popular fiction. Before "girl boss" became a phrase and before motivational speakers began selling seminars about success, Emma was already building an empire through sheer grit, intelligence and refusal to accept that life had already decided her future. Beginning in the harsh realities of late nineteenth-century Yorkshire, the novel follows Emma’s extraordinary rise from humble beginnings to immense wealth and influence. Along the way there are betrayals, romances, disappointments, triumphs, family dramas and enough boardroom intrigue to keep several corporations occupied simultaneously. What makes the novel so compelling is that Emma is not waiting to be rescued. She is far too busy rescuing herself. While other characters spend time underestimating her, she quietly gets on with changing her life. Readers soon learn that this is generally a mistake on their part. There is a delightful irony in the title. A "woman of substance" sounds like somebody who owns a respectable amount of property and perhaps a particularly fine tea service. Emma Harte’s version of substance involves building a business empire and proving repeatedly that determination can be every bit as powerful as privilege. Barbara Taylor Bradford understood exactly what readers wanted from a family saga. The book is packed with larger-than-life characters, emotional confrontations, social change and enough dramatic twists to ensure that "just one more chapter" becomes a dangerous promise. Many readers have started this novel innocently enough and emerged several hundred pages later wondering where the evening went. The historical backdrop adds further richness. Emma’s story unfolds across decades of enormous social and economic change, transforming the novel into more than simply a tale of personal success. It becomes a portrait of a changing world and the opportunities that occasionally emerge within it. There is also something wonderfully unapologetic about the scale of the story. Modern novels sometimes strive for minimalism. A Woman of Substance prefers abundance. More characters, more drama, more ambition, more emotion. It is literary comfort food served in remarkably generous portions. The book’s enduring popularity is perhaps its greatest achievement. Decades after publication, Emma Harte remains one of fiction’s most admired self-made heroines. Entire generations of readers have cheered her successes, cursed her enemies and wished they possessed even a fraction of her determination. This 1981 Granada edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has clearly lived an interesting life. The inner front cover hinge has been carefully rebuilt with brown paper and the spine has received some sympathetic repairs. As a result, while still visibly worn, it is now perfectly readable and ready to continue its journey with another reader. An excellent acquisition for fans of family sagas, historical fiction and classic bestsellers. Ambitious, dramatic and immensely entertaining, A Woman of Substance remains proof that some people refuse to accept the limits imposed upon them, and that such stories are often the most satisfying of all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6674/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-woman-of-substance-jun-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granada 9780583132015 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6673 A-Z of Manchester Football by Derek Brandon Football fans are famously capable of discussing a single match for decades. Give them an entire alphabet and they can comfortably occupy several lifetimes. The A-Z of Manchester Football embraces this reality with enthusiasm, gathering together the people, places, matches, legends and curiosities that helped shape one of England’s great footballing cities. Written by Derek Brandon and published in 1978 by the splendidly named Boondoggle, this book serves as both reference work and affectionate tribute to Manchester’s rich football heritage. Long before the internet allowed supporters to argue with complete strangers at any hour of the day, books like this provided the essential fuel for football conversations in pubs, living rooms and terraces. Manchester has never done football by halves. Between its clubs, players, managers and supporters, the city has generated enough triumph, heartbreak, controversy and drama to keep sports historians permanently employed. Brandon’s alphabetical approach provides a wonderfully democratic framework, allowing famous names and obscure anecdotes to share the same stage. There is a delightful irony in football reference books. They are created to settle arguments, yet they often inspire entirely new ones. Present a supporter with a fact and they will immediately produce a contradictory memory, an alternative interpretation or a story involving a match attended by an uncle in 1954. The book captures a football world that now feels almost impossibly distant. This was an era before billionaire owners, social media feuds and transfer fees large enough to purchase small islands. Football remained a passionate, tribal affair rooted deeply in local communities, where reputation travelled faster than statistics. Readers will encounter a fascinating mixture of personalities, clubs, grounds and memorable incidents. Some entries celebrate genuine legends. Others preserve the sort of local stories that rarely find their way into official histories but form an essential part of football culture. What makes books like this particularly enjoyable is their ability to trigger nostalgia. Every supporter possesses a private football history composed of favourite players, dramatic victories and defeats that still provoke muttering decades later. Brandon taps into that shared sense of memory and belonging. There is also something wonderfully appropriate about the alphabetical format. Football itself can often appear chaotic, emotional and gloriously unpredictable. Organising it from A to Z is perhaps the closest anyone has come to imposing order on the subject. For modern readers, the book serves as a valuable historical snapshot. Manchester football in the 1970s occupied a very different landscape from today. Clubs, grounds and expectations have changed enormously, yet the passion of the supporters remains instantly recognisable. The publisher’s name deserves special mention. Any book issued by a company called Boondoggle immediately acquires a certain charm before a single page has been turned. One almost hopes the board meetings were conducted with the same enthusiasm as a local derby. This 1978 edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived changing league tables, managerial sackings, improbable cup runs and countless football debates while remaining an engaging and collectible piece of sporting history. An excellent acquisition for football historians, Manchester supporters, collectors of sporting books or anyone fascinated by the culture surrounding the beautiful game. Informative, nostalgic and occasionally delightfully obscure, The A-Z of Manchester Football is proof that football’s history extends far beyond the final score. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6673/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-z-of-manchester-football-jun-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Boondoggle no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6672 Things Seen on the Riviera by Leslie Richardson Before budget airlines, package holidays and social media influencers posing beside carefully arranged cocktails, there was the Riviera: a sunlit stretch of coastline where aristocrats, artists, adventurers and the merely curious gathered in search of beauty, climate and perhaps a little glamour. Things Seen on the Riviera, published in 1924 by Seely Service & Co. and written by Leslie Richardson, belongs to a delightful genre that flourished in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. Part travelogue, part observation and part cultural portrait, it invites readers to accompany the author on a leisurely exploration of one of Europe’s most celebrated destinations. The title is charmingly understated. "Things seen" could mean almost anything, and therein lies much of the book’s appeal. Richardson acts as an observant guide, recording the landscapes, towns, customs and characters that made the Riviera such a magnet for visitors long before tourism became an industry measured in passenger statistics. What emerges is a vivid portrait of a world that has largely vanished. The Riviera of the 1920s still possessed an air of exclusivity and romance. Travel itself remained an event rather than an inconvenience. Visitors journeyed south in search of sunshine, sea air and elegant society, often armed with enough luggage to suggest they had no immediate intention of returning. There is a wonderful irony in travel writing from this period. Many authors travelled in search of the exotic, only to spend much of their time describing other British visitors doing exactly the same thing. Entire colonies of expatriates and holidaymakers somehow managed to cross Europe while remaining reassuringly close to home. Richardson’s observations capture not only places but also attitudes. The book reflects the curiosity and confidence of its age, preserving impressions of the Riviera as it appeared a century ago. Readers gain access to a landscape of grand hotels, bustling promenades, fishing villages and Mediterranean vistas untouched by modern development. The work also serves as an accidental historical document. Buildings have changed. Customs have evolved. Entire social worlds have disappeared. Yet within these pages they survive, preserved through the author’s attentive eye and descriptive prose. Modern readers may find themselves comparing the Riviera of 1924 with the one that exists today. The coast remains beautiful, but the experience of travel has changed beyond recognition. Richardson’s era expected journeys to take time and believed that observation was a worthy activity in itself. There is something deeply appealing about that approach. Contemporary travel often becomes a race to collect photographs and tick destinations from lists. Richardson reminds us that simply looking carefully at the world can be an adventure of its own. This 1924 Seely Service & Co. edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. Having survived a century of changing fashions, shifting borders and countless holiday brochures, it remains a charming and highly collectible example of classic travel literature. An excellent acquisition for travel enthusiasts, collectors of vintage travel books, Riviera admirers or anyone fascinated by the lost world of interwar Europe. Elegant, observant and richly atmospheric, Things Seen on the Riviera offers a passport to a coastline that may still exist, but can never quite be visited in the same way again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6672/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/things-seen-on-the-riviera-jun-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Seely Service and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6671 A Little Quiet Dreaming - A Little Time To Think by Lillian P Selber No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6671/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-little-quiet-dreaming-jun-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pacesetter Press 9780884157007 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6669 Love Me Marietta by Jennifer Wilde There are historical romances that gently unfold over a few pleasant chapters. Then there are Jennifer Wilde novels, which prefer to sweep readers into a whirlwind of passion, adventure, danger, intrigue and emotional upheaval before they have had a chance to sit down comfortably. Love Me Marietta, published in 1982 by Troubadour, is a classic example of the grand historical romance genre at its most unapologetically entertaining. Set against a richly imagined historical backdrop, the novel follows the fortunes of the spirited and captivating Marietta, whose life proves rather more eventful than most sensible people would consider desirable. Marietta is the sort of heroine who attracts both admiration and trouble with equal efficiency. Unfortunately, the latter tends to arrive more frequently than the former. As she navigates a world of romance, social expectations, secrets and unexpected dangers, readers are treated to the kind of sweeping narrative that made Jennifer Wilde one of the most successful authors of historical romance in her era. There is a delightful irony in historical romance. The periods chosen by authors are often full of war, disease, social inequality and questionable sanitation, yet readers happily immerse themselves in them because they know a dramatic love story awaits somewhere among the chaos. Human beings are remarkably willing to overlook a lack of modern plumbing when there is enough romance involved. What makes Wilde’s novels particularly engaging is their sense of scale. These are not modest stories about small misunderstandings. Lives are transformed. Fortunes rise and fall. Hearts are won and lost. The emotional stakes remain permanently elevated, ensuring that readers are never far from the next dramatic development. The novel also reflects the enduring appeal of escapist fiction. Readers enter a world of elegant settings, larger-than-life characters and extraordinary circumstances. Real life may involve supermarket receipts and forgotten passwords. Love Me Marietta offers considerably more glamour. Jennifer Wilde understood that successful romantic fiction requires more than romance alone. Adventure, suspense and strong characterisation all play important roles, creating stories that continue to entertain long after many contemporary bestsellers have faded from memory. There is also something wonderfully reassuring about the genre itself. Readers know that complications will arise. They know misunderstandings will occur at the least convenient moments. They know emotions will run high. Yet these familiar ingredients remain satisfying because they are handled with confidence and enthusiasm. As a product of the early 1980s historical-romance boom, the book also serves as a fascinating snapshot of a publishing phenomenon that captivated millions of readers. Wilde’s novels helped define what readers expected from a sweeping romantic saga. This 1982 Troubadour edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has aged gracefully and remains a solid, attractive copy of a novel designed to provide pure reading enjoyment. An excellent acquisition for fans of historical romance, lovers of vintage paperback fiction or anyone seeking a gloriously escapist adventure. Dramatic, romantic and larger than life, Love Me Marietta is proof that some literary journeys are best undertaken with a willing suspension of disbelief and a comfortable armchair. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6669/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/love-me-marietta-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Troubadour 9780710730244 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6668 Paul Erdmans Money Guide by Paul Erdmans There are financial guides that promise to make readers rich. There are financial guides that promise security. And then there is Paul Erdman’s Money Guide, a book written by a man who spent much of his career explaining why the financial world is considerably stranger, riskier and more unpredictable than most people realise. Published in 1985 by Sphere Books, this practical guide comes from Paul Erdman, the bestselling financial novelist and commentator whose unique qualification was that he understood both economics and human behaviour. The latter, as it turns out, is often the more dangerous variable. Erdman became famous for writing financial thrillers in which banks collapsed, currencies fluctuated wildly and international markets behaved in alarming ways. The unsettling aspect is that reality has spent the intervening decades proving him right with remarkable frequency. Financial crises, market panics and economic surprises continue to arrive with impressive punctuality. In this guide, Erdman sets out to help ordinary readers navigate the often bewildering world of money, investments, inflation, savings and personal finance. The goal is not merely to explain financial systems, but to help readers survive them. There is a wonderful irony at the heart of financial advice. Human beings desperately want certainty about money, while financial markets spend most of their time demonstrating that certainty is largely fictional. Every generation believes it has finally understood how wealth works. Every generation then receives a reminder that economics retains a mischievous sense of humour. What makes this book particularly fascinating today is its historical context. Published in the mid-1980s, it reflects a world of high interest rates, changing financial markets and economic anxieties that now belong to a different era. Yet many of the underlying principles remain surprisingly familiar. Readers will encounter discussions about investing, protecting assets, understanding risk and avoiding common mistakes. Some details may have aged, but the broader lessons about human nature, speculation and financial prudence remain remarkably durable. The book also serves as a fascinating time capsule from a period when personal finance was becoming increasingly important to ordinary households. The 1980s saw dramatic changes in investment culture, home ownership and financial planning. Erdman’s guide captures many of those concerns as they unfolded. There is something refreshingly straightforward about financial books from this period. They were written before apps began promising instant wealth, before influencers offered investment advice from swimming pools and before every economic prediction arrived accompanied by a thumbnail image of somebody looking shocked. Modern readers may find themselves smiling at some of the period references while simultaneously recognising that many of the same financial concerns remain unresolved. Inflation, investment risk, market uncertainty and the temptation to chase easy money appear to be permanent features of the human condition. This 1985 Sphere Books edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived stock market crashes, booms, recessions, recoveries and countless financial predictions, which is more than can be said for many investment strategies. An excellent acquisition for collectors of financial literature, economic historians, investors or anyone curious about how people thought about money in the 1980s. Informative, practical and occasionally prophetic, Paul Erdman’s Money Guide is a reminder that while markets change constantly, human behaviour rarely does.4.60 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6668/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/paul-erdmans-money-guide-jun-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books 9780722133545 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6667 Rainbows Seldom Touch the Ground by Louie Byrne Some books have titles that explain exactly what they are about. Rainbows Seldom Touch the Ground takes a more poetic approach, offering a phrase that sounds like a piece of wisdom, a line of verse and the beginning of a folk tale all at once. Written by Louie Byrne and published in 2000 by Premier Books, this reflective and deeply personal work explores life, memory, hope and the often surprising paths people travel in search of meaning. It belongs to that appealing category of books which are less concerned with arriving at a destination than with examining the journey itself. The title captures much of the spirit of the book. Rainbows are beautiful, elusive and impossible to grasp. Human aspirations often share similar qualities. We spend much of our lives pursuing dreams, ideals and moments of happiness, only to discover that the pursuit itself is frequently more important than the final destination. Byrne writes with warmth and sincerity, creating a narrative that invites readers to pause and reflect upon their own experiences. The book examines the ordinary events that quietly shape lives, reminding us that personal histories are often built from moments that seemed insignificant at the time. There is a delightful irony in humanity’s relationship with rainbows. We all know perfectly well that they cannot be caught, yet generations have continued to chase them. The same might be said for many of life’s ambitions. Logic frequently advises caution, while hope cheerfully ignores the advice and carries on regardless. What makes books of this nature appealing is their universality. Although the experiences described may belong to one individual, the themes resonate far beyond a single life. Family, loss, joy, disappointment, perseverance and optimism are subjects with which most readers eventually become acquainted. The work also serves as a reminder that wisdom often emerges from lived experience rather than grand theory. The most valuable observations are not always found in academic treatises or philosophical systems. Sometimes they are discovered in the everyday business of getting through life. Readers may find themselves reflecting on their own memories as they progress through the book. This is one of the strengths of personal and reflective writing. It creates a conversation between author and reader, encouraging both to consider how their experiences connect with broader themes. There is something refreshingly unfashionable about a book willing to embrace hope. Modern culture occasionally treats optimism with suspicion, as though cynicism automatically demonstrates intelligence. Byrne gently suggests that hope may have rather more staying power than sceptics like to admit. This 2000 Premier Books edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has been well cared for over the years and remains a clean, readable copy of a thoughtful and engaging work. An excellent acquisition for readers of memoir, inspirational writing, reflective literature or anyone who enjoys books that encourage contemplation without becoming preachy. Warm, thoughtful and quietly uplifting, Rainbows Seldom Touch the Ground reminds us that life’s most valuable lessons are often found somewhere between reality and aspiration. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6667/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rainbows-seldom-touch-the-ground-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Premier Books 9780952427872 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6665 The Best Place to be by Helen Van Slyke There are novels that spend hundreds of pages asking where happiness can be found. The Best Place to Be answers with a title suggesting that somebody has already done the research and reached a conclusion. Published in 1984 by New English Library, Helen Van Slyke’s engaging novel belongs to that wonderfully addictive category of popular fiction where family relationships, romance, ambition and personal reinvention collide in increasingly dramatic fashion. Readers opening the book should prepare themselves for emotional entanglements, life-changing decisions and the comforting certainty that somebody’s plans are about to become considerably more complicated. Van Slyke built a loyal readership through her ability to weave together the lives of multiple characters, creating stories that feel both glamorous and recognisably human. Her novels often explore questions of family, identity, love and success, reminding readers that achieving one goal frequently creates several entirely new problems. There is a delightful irony in the title itself. Human beings have spent centuries searching for the best place to be, only to discover that they rarely agree on where that might be. Some prefer grand houses. Others prefer quiet villages. Some seek love, others seek success, and a surprising number simply want a decent cup of tea and a day without unexpected drama. The novel follows characters whose lives are shaped by precisely these kinds of aspirations. They pursue happiness, security and fulfilment while navigating the obstacles that inevitably appear whenever people attempt to organise their lives into neat and satisfactory arrangements. Literature would be much shorter if such arrangements actually worked. What makes Van Slyke’s fiction so appealing is her understanding of human nature. Her characters may find themselves in extraordinary circumstances, but their hopes, fears and mistakes remain entirely familiar. Readers recognise something of themselves in the decisions being made, even when silently wishing the characters would choose a less complicated path. The 1980s setting adds another layer of fascination. Published during a decade famous for ambition, aspiration and reinvention, the novel captures an era when personal success and self-discovery were fashionable pursuits. Yet the emotional truths beneath the story remain timeless. There is also something wonderfully reassuring about novels of this kind. Readers know that complications are coming. They know misunderstandings will occur. They know relationships will be tested. Yet watching characters navigate these challenges remains enormously satisfying, rather like observing a particularly elegant train journey that occasionally leaves the rails before somehow finding its way back. Van Slyke writes with warmth and confidence, creating a narrative that balances drama with humanity. The result is a novel that feels both entertaining and comforting, offering exactly the sort of immersive reading experience that has kept readers returning to her work for decades. This 1984 New English Library edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It shows the honest signs of age and use that one might expect from a well-read paperback, but remains perfectly readable and ready for a new home. An excellent acquisition for fans of family sagas, romantic fiction and vintage popular novels. Warm, engaging and richly entertaining, The Best Place to Be reminds us that while finding the perfect place in life may prove difficult, discovering a good book is often a very respectable alternative. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6665/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-place-to-be-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450037023 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6664 The Wolf and the Dove by Kathleen Woodiwiss There are historical romances. There are medieval adventures. And then there is The Wolf and the Dove, a novel that charges enthusiastically into eleventh-century England with enough passion, conflict and emotional drama to make the Norman Conquest look almost restful by comparison. Published in 1977 and presented here in a Troubadour edition, Kathleen Woodiwiss’s classic bestseller helped define the modern historical romance genre. Long before countless authors followed in her footsteps, Woodiwiss was already proving that readers had an apparently limitless appetite for sweeping historical adventures populated by strong-willed heroines, dangerous heroes and complications arriving at regular intervals. The story unfolds in the turbulent aftermath of the Norman Conquest, a period when England was being reshaped by war, politics and shifting loyalties. Into this uncertain world steps Aislinn, a Saxon noblewoman whose life is dramatically altered by the arrival of Wulfgar, a Norman warrior whose nickname provides the "wolf" of the title and whose temperament occasionally suggests the comparison may not be entirely metaphorical. What follows is a grand romantic saga filled with battles, intrigue, misunderstandings, loyalty, betrayal and enough emotional turbulence to keep several ordinary novels occupied. Woodiwiss never believed in doing things by halves. If a scene could be dramatic, she preferred it dramatic. If it could be romantic, she preferred it passionately romantic. If it could involve both simultaneously, so much the better. There is a delightful irony in historical romance. The periods chosen are often marked by war, hardship, disease and political instability, yet readers happily settle into them because they know that somewhere amid the chaos a compelling love story is waiting to emerge. The Middle Ages have rarely appeared quite so emotionally eventful. Woodiwiss possessed a remarkable talent for creating immersive worlds. Her settings feel vivid and substantial, populated by characters whose lives are shaped by the social and political realities of their era. The historical backdrop is not simply decoration but an active force within the story. The novel also serves as a fascinating snapshot of the romance genre during the 1970s. Books like The Wolf and the Dove helped transform historical romance into one of publishing’s most successful categories, influencing generations of writers and establishing conventions that remain familiar today. Modern readers may be surprised by the sheer scale of the storytelling. This is not a modest tale confined to drawing rooms and polite conversation. It is an epic narrative populated by larger-than-life characters navigating a world where fortunes and futures can change with alarming speed. There is also something wonderfully unapologetic about the book. It embraces adventure, emotion and spectacle with complete confidence. One never senses that Woodiwiss is worried about appearing restrained. Quite the opposite. She understands that readers have come for a sweeping historical romance and delivers exactly that. This 1977 Troubadour edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It shows some wear to the lower spine along with the general signs of age one would expect from a well-travelled paperback approaching fifty years old. Happily, it remains entirely readable and still ready to carry another reader back to Norman England. An excellent acquisition for lovers of historical romance, fans of Kathleen Woodiwiss, collectors of vintage romantic fiction or anyone seeking an epic tale of love and conflict set against one of the most dramatic periods in English history. Bold, passionate and gloriously larger than life, The Wolf and the Dove remains a landmark of the genre. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6664/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wolf-and-the-dove-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Troubadour 9780860073253 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6663 The Hermit by David Torkington There are books about spiritual journeys. There are books about withdrawing from the world. And then there is The Hermit, which explores the intriguing possibility that escaping modern life might be considerably more complicated than simply finding a quiet cave and switching off the telephone. Written by David Torkington and published in 1977 by Mercier Press, this thoughtful and engaging novel delves into themes of faith, solitude, purpose and the search for meaning. It belongs to that fascinating literary tradition where the greatest adventures take place not across continents, but within the human soul. The title immediately conjures a certain image. One imagines a solitary figure living peacefully in remote isolation, free from the distractions and complications of ordinary existence. Literature, however, has long understood a curious truth: human beings can travel to the ends of the earth and still find themselves carrying all their problems along for company. Torkington’s writing explores the tension between spiritual aspiration and everyday reality. Readers encounter questions about belief, commitment and what it actually means to live a meaningful life. These are large themes, but they are approached through human experience rather than abstract philosophy. There is a delightful irony at the heart of stories about hermits. The very people who wish to escape society often become the most interesting people in it. After all, if somebody chooses to leave the world behind entirely, everyone else immediately becomes curious about why. The novel also reflects a period when many people were questioning established assumptions about faith, identity and modern living. Published during the 1970s, it belongs to an era when spiritual searching was enjoying something of a revival. Readers were increasingly interested in alternatives to materialism and in exploring older traditions of contemplation and reflection. What makes the book particularly appealing is its humanity. Spiritual themes are present throughout, but the characters remain recognisably human, complete with doubts, flaws and uncertainties. This prevents the story from becoming merely instructional and allows it to function as a genuine novel. Modern readers may find the subject matter surprisingly relevant. In an age dominated by constant notifications, social media and endless streams of information, the idea of retreating into silence and reflection can seem both appealing and faintly revolutionary. There is also something charmingly counter-cultural about a book that values stillness. Much of modern life encourages speed, activity and perpetual engagement. The Hermit gently suggests that there may be value in stepping back and listening instead. This 1977 Mercier Press edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has weathered the years well and remains a solid, readable copy of an intriguing and reflective novel. An excellent acquisition for readers of spiritual fiction, Christian literature, philosophical novels or anyone interested in stories that explore life’s deeper questions. Thoughtful, engaging and quietly profound, The Hermit reminds us that sometimes the most challenging journey is not travelling somewhere new, but learning how to be alone with our own thoughts.4.60 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6663/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hermit-jun-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mercier Press 9781856351461 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6662 Book of Matches [signed] by Simon Armitage Some poetry collections arrive wrapped in grand declarations about the nature of existence. Book of Matches arrives with a title borrowed from a humble box of matches and proceeds to illuminate ordinary life with remarkable precision. Much like an actual match, Simon Armitage’s poetry is capable of producing unexpected flashes of light in surprising places. Published in 1993 by Faber and Faber, this acclaimed collection helped cement Armitage’s reputation as one of Britain’s most distinctive contemporary poets. Drawing inspiration from everyday life, memory, family, relationships and the peculiar habits of modern existence, he demonstrates that extraordinary poetry can often emerge from apparently ordinary experiences. Armitage possesses a rare gift. He can take situations most people would overlook entirely and transform them into something memorable, funny, poignant or quietly unsettling. Reading his work often feels like discovering that reality has been far more interesting than previously suspected. There is a wonderful irony in the collection’s title. Matches are small, commonplace objects usually noticed only when needed. The poems often operate in a similar way. They illuminate moments that might otherwise pass unnoticed, briefly revealing unexpected beauty, humour or strangeness before allowing darkness to return. What makes Book of Matches particularly appealing is its accessibility. Armitage writes with clarity, wit and a keen ear for language. Readers do not need a degree in literary theory to appreciate the poems. Instead, they are invited to recognise fragments of themselves and the world around them within the lines. The collection captures a distinctly British sensibility. Everyday landscapes, familiar conversations and ordinary experiences are observed with both affection and scepticism. The result is poetry that feels grounded, human and refreshingly free of unnecessary pretension. Of course, one should not mistake accessibility for simplicity. Beneath the conversational tone lies considerable skill. Armitage’s poems often reveal unexpected depths, proving that plain language can sometimes carry the most powerful ideas. There is also a delightful humour running through much of the work. Poetry occasionally suffers from the misconception that it must always be solemn and earnest. Armitage cheerfully ignores this rule, finding comedy in situations where other writers might search for tragedy. As a snapshot of contemporary British poetry in the 1990s, the collection remains highly significant. It helped bring a fresh voice to the literary landscape, one that combined intelligence, wit and emotional insight without demanding that readers leave their sense of humour at the door. This copy remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. Better still, it is signed by Simon Armitage, adding an extra layer of collectability and making it particularly appealing to poetry enthusiasts and collectors alike. An excellent acquisition for lovers of modern poetry, collectors of signed books, admirers of Simon Armitage or anyone curious about why he became one of Britain’s most celebrated contemporary poets. Witty, thoughtful and unexpectedly moving, Book of Matches proves that some of the brightest literary sparks can come from the most ordinary materials. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6662/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/book-of-matches-jun-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571169825 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6659 Deep Shadow by Randy Wayne White There are crime thrillers. There are adventure novels. Then there are Randy Wayne White novels, which tend to begin with somebody minding their own business in Florida and end with conspiracies, danger, wildlife, questionable decisions and at least one situation where common sense has taken an extended holiday. Deep Shadow, published in 2011 by Berkley, is another outing for White’s popular protagonist Doc Ford, the marine biologist who somehow manages to encounter more criminal activity than many full-time detectives. One suspects that if Doc Ford merely set out to buy a loaf of bread, he would accidentally uncover an international smuggling operation before reaching the bakery. This time the story plunges readers into the strange and fascinating world of cave diving, one of those hobbies that sounds exciting right up until somebody explains the details. Descending into flooded underground caverns in complete darkness requires a level of confidence that most people reserve for crossing the road. White clearly recognises the inherent drama of such an environment and makes full use of it. What follows is a gripping mixture of mystery, suspense and adventure. As events unfold, Doc Ford finds himself investigating disappearances, hidden motives and dangerous secrets lurking beneath the surface. In classic White fashion, the natural world is not merely a backdrop but an active participant in the story. There is a wonderful irony in Florida’s reputation. To many outsiders it appears to be a place of beaches, sunshine and holiday relaxation. White’s novels repeatedly suggest that beneath this pleasant exterior lurks a bewildering collection of mysteries, criminals, eccentrics and dangers. One begins to suspect that the alligators are among the more predictable residents. The novel also benefits from White’s extensive knowledge of marine environments and outdoor life. The details feel authentic because they largely are. Readers learn about diving, ecosystems and the peculiar challenges of surviving in difficult conditions while simultaneously enjoying a fast-paced thriller. What makes Doc Ford such an enduring character is that he approaches problems with intelligence rather than invincibility. He is capable and resourceful, but he remains recognisably human. This is important because the situations he encounters often seem determined to test the limits of human resilience. The cave-diving setting adds an extra layer of tension. Horror writers have long understood that confined dark spaces are unsettling. White takes this principle and adds water, isolation and the possibility of getting hopelessly lost underground. It is difficult not to admire the efficiency of the nightmare. Modern thriller readers will appreciate the blend of action and atmosphere. White balances suspense with vivid descriptions of Florida’s landscapes, creating stories that are as much about place as they are about plot. The result is an immersive reading experience that feels distinctly different from the average crime novel. This 2011 Berkley edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It shows signs of having been enjoyed but remains perfectly readable and ready for another adventure-loving reader. An excellent acquisition for fans of thrillers, mystery fiction, outdoor adventure stories or anyone who enjoys novels where science, danger and human curiosity collide. Fast-moving, atmospheric and highly entertaining, Deep Shadow proves that some of the most dangerous secrets are hidden in places where the sun never shines. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6659/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/deep-shadow-jun-2026.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley 9780425240090 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6658 The Damnation Game by Clive Barker There are horror novels that politely tap on the window after dark. The Damnation Game kicks the door off its hinges, walks into the room carrying several nightmares and proceeds to make itself entirely at home. Published in 1988 by Charter, this remarkable novel was Clive Barker’s first full-length work, and it announced his arrival with all the subtlety of a supernatural freight train. Readers already familiar with his Books of Blood knew he possessed a vivid imagination. The Damnation Game demonstrated that he also had enough ideas to fill a novel bursting at the seams with horror, fantasy and dark wonder. At the centre of the story lies Joseph Whitehead, a wealthy and mysterious man whose past contains secrets that would be best left buried. Unfortunately for everyone involved, buried secrets in a Clive Barker novel have a regrettable habit of digging themselves back up again. Enter Marty Strauss, a former prisoner employed as Whitehead’s bodyguard, who soon discovers that his new job description ought perhaps to have included the phrase "occasional confrontation with unspeakable evil." What follows is a sprawling tale of bargains, corruption, immortality and supernatural terror. Barker takes familiar horror ingredients and magnifies them until they become something uniquely his own. This is not merely a ghost story or a monster story. It is an extravagant feast of dark imagination served in portions large enough to concern a nutritionist. There is a wonderful irony in Barker’s work. His stories are frequently populated by things that ought to repel readers completely. Yet his imagination is so inventive and his writing so vivid that one finds oneself irresistibly drawn deeper into worlds that common sense strongly advises avoiding. The novel explores themes of temptation, power and the price of getting what one wishes for. Humanity has been telling cautionary tales about dangerous bargains for centuries. Barker simply updates the tradition with considerably more grotesque imagery and a larger budget for nightmares. What makes The Damnation Game particularly memorable is its sheer ambition. Many horror novels focus on a single haunting or menace. Barker seems determined to build an entire mythology of darkness. The result is a book that feels vast in scope, filled with strange wonders, unsettling ideas and moments of genuine terror. Readers approaching Barker for the first time may be surprised by the richness of his prose. Beneath the horror lies a writer of considerable imagination and literary flair. He describes beauty as vividly as he describes horror, often placing the two alarmingly close together. There is also something delightfully excessive about the whole enterprise. Barker writes as though he suspects that moderation is a deeply overrated virtue. Every scene, image and idea feels turned up to maximum intensity, creating a reading experience that is impossible to confuse with anyone else’s work. This 1988 Charter edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived decades of horror readers, shifting literary fashions and countless sleepless nights while remaining a solid and highly collectible copy of Barker’s groundbreaking debut novel. An excellent acquisition for horror enthusiasts, dark fantasy readers, collectors of modern supernatural fiction or anyone curious about one of the genre’s most imaginative voices. Disturbing, inventive and gloriously unrestrained, The Damnation Game is proof that some authors do not merely write horror stories. They build entire worlds out of them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6658/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-damnation-game-jun-2026.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6657 Child of the Northern Spring by Persia Woolley There are Arthurian novels that focus on kings, knights and heroic quests. Then there are novels like Child of the Northern Spring, which quietly ask whether perhaps the women of Camelot might have something interesting to say about the whole affair. Published in 1987 by Grafton, Persia Woolley’s novel reimagines the Arthurian legends through the eyes of Guinevere, transforming one of literature’s most famous queens from a supporting figure into the centre of the story. The result is a rich and atmospheric historical fantasy that explores Camelot from a refreshingly different perspective. At first glance, retelling the Arthurian legend might seem an ambitious undertaking. After all, countless writers have spent centuries adding their own interpretations to the story. Persia Woolley responds to this challenge by stepping away from the familiar image of shining knights and focusing instead on the human beings living within the legend. The novel follows Guinevere from her youth, tracing her development against a backdrop of political uncertainty, ancient traditions and the gradual emergence of the world that will eventually become Camelot. Rather than presenting legendary figures as distant icons, Woolley portrays them as complex individuals navigating difficult choices. There is a wonderful irony in the history of Arthurian literature. The legends have generated hundreds of books, poems and films, yet for generations many of the female characters were largely defined by their relationships to the men around them. Woolley turns that tradition neatly on its head and invites readers to view the story from a different angle. What makes the novel particularly engaging is its blend of historical realism and mythic atmosphere. The Britain of the book feels grounded and believable, yet never entirely loses the sense of mystery that surrounds the Arthurian world. Ancient beliefs, political struggles and personal ambitions combine to create a setting that feels both familiar and magical. Readers expecting endless jousting tournaments may be surprised by the book’s emphasis on character and relationships. This is not a tale primarily concerned with heroic deeds, but with the people who must live alongside them. In many ways, that makes the story more compelling. Woolley also excels at creating an immersive sense of place. Her Britain is a land caught between worlds, where old traditions are fading and new powers are emerging. The atmosphere is richly textured, drawing readers steadily into the narrative. There is something deeply satisfying about revisiting legendary material through a fresh lens. Arthur, Guinevere and their contemporaries have become cultural landmarks, yet Woolley succeeds in making them feel alive again. Familiar events acquire new meanings when viewed from a different perspective. This 1987 Grafton edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It shows the honest signs of a book that has been read and enjoyed, but remains perfectly intact and entirely readable, ready to transport another reader to the mists of post-Roman Britain. An excellent acquisition for fans of historical fantasy, Arthurian fiction, strong female protagonists or anyone who enjoys seeing classic legends reinvented with intelligence and imagination. Richly atmospheric, thoughtful and engaging, Child of the Northern Spring proves that even the oldest stories can still surprise us when viewed from a new direction. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6657/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/child-of-the-northern-spring-jun-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton 9780586074695 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6656 Jeremy Poldark - Poldark 3 by Winston Graham There are family sagas. There are historical novels. And then there is the Poldark series, which cheerfully combines mining, smuggling, politics, romance, social upheaval, family drama and enough emotional turbulence to keep the Cornish coastline permanently windswept. Jeremy Poldark, first published in 1950 and presented here in a 1976 Fontana edition, is the third novel in Winston Graham’s celebrated saga. By this stage readers are thoroughly immersed in the lives of Ross Poldark, Demelza and the growing cast of characters whose fortunes rise and fall against the rugged backdrop of eighteenth-century Cornwall. The novel takes its title from young Jeremy Poldark, whose arrival signals both continuity and change. As one generation struggles with the consequences of its choices, another begins to emerge. Graham understood better than most historical novelists that history is not merely about wars, kings and political events. It is also about families attempting to navigate ordinary life amid extraordinary circumstances. What makes the Poldark novels so enduring is their remarkable balance. They are rich in historical detail without becoming lectures. They are romantic without becoming sentimental. They are dramatic without entirely abandoning realism. Somehow Graham manages to make debates about copper prices feel nearly as exciting as duels and love affairs. There is a wonderful irony at the heart of the series. Modern readers often imagine the Georgian era as a world of elegant balls, powdered wigs and refined manners. Graham’s Cornwall reminds us that much of the population was too busy coping with economic hardship, dangerous work and uncertain futures to spend much time admiring the architecture. The novel also excels in its depiction of community. Villages, mines, farms and households all contribute to a richly textured world where actions have consequences and reputations matter. The result is a setting that feels genuinely lived-in rather than merely historical. Ross Poldark himself remains one of historical fiction’s great protagonists. Principled, stubborn, courageous and occasionally exasperating, he possesses that rare quality of feeling entirely human. Readers frequently admire him while simultaneously wishing he would make life slightly easier for himself. Meanwhile, Demelza continues to develop into one of the most compelling characters in the series. Her journey from humble origins to central figure in the Poldark story is one of the great achievements of Graham’s writing, and much of the emotional heart of the novels rests upon her shoulders. There is also something wonderfully comforting about returning to the Poldark world. Even when disasters strike, fortunes collapse and relationships become complicated, readers know they are in the hands of a storyteller who understands both human nature and the art of keeping pages turning. This 1976 Fontana edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has weathered the decades admirably and remains a solid, readable copy of one of the most beloved entries in a classic historical series. An excellent acquisition for fans of historical fiction, lovers of Cornwall, collectors of the Poldark novels or anyone who enjoys immersive storytelling on a grand scale. Richly atmospheric, deeply human and endlessly engaging, Jeremy Poldark is another rewarding chapter in one of Britain’s finest historical sagas. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6656/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jeremy-poldark-poldark-3-jun-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006140849 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6655 Mr Bad Face by Mark Morris There are horror novels with haunted houses. There are horror novels with monsters. And then there is Mr Bad Face, a title that sounds faintly ridiculous until you begin reading and realise that Mark Morris is entirely serious about making you uncomfortable. Published in 1997 by Piatkus, this unsettling and imaginative horror novel comes from one of Britain’s most accomplished modern horror writers. Morris has a particular talent for taking ideas that initially seem strange, eccentric or even slightly absurd and transforming them into something genuinely sinister. After all, many of humanity’s worst nightmares sound rather silly when described in broad daylight. The story centres around the mysterious and terrifying figure known as Mr Bad Face, a character whose very name feels as though it emerged from a childhood fear that refused to stay safely buried in childhood. It is a reminder that some of the most effective horrors are rooted not in elaborate mythology but in simple primal anxieties. What follows is a fast-moving blend of suspense, dread and dark imagination. Morris steadily draws readers into a world where familiar certainties begin to crumble and where danger lurks just beyond the edge of understanding. The horror is not merely in what happens, but in the growing realisation that events are becoming increasingly difficult to explain. There is a wonderful irony in horror fiction’s relationship with fear. Readers voluntarily purchase books specifically designed to unsettle them, then complain when they find themselves reluctant to turn off the bedside lamp afterwards. Authors such as Morris have built entire careers around exploiting this curious arrangement. One of the novel’s strengths lies in its atmosphere. Rather than relying solely on shocks, Morris allows tension to build gradually. The result is a creeping sense of unease that follows readers through the story and occasionally persuades them to glance over their shoulder for no particularly rational reason. The book also reflects the rich tradition of British horror fiction, where the ordinary world is often invaded by something deeply wrong. Streets, houses and everyday settings become fertile ground for nightmares. Horror, Morris suggests, does not require ancient castles or remote graveyards. It can arrive perfectly well on its own. Readers familiar with the author’s work will recognise his skill at balancing strong storytelling with memorable characterisation. The supernatural elements are effective precisely because they unfold around believable people rather than cardboard victims waiting to be frightened on cue. There is something delightfully old-fashioned about a horror novel that trusts imagination. Long before digital effects and cinematic jump scares became commonplace, writers relied on atmosphere, suggestion and carefully crafted dread. Mr Bad Face demonstrates that these methods remain remarkably effective. This 1997 Piatkus edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived the decades admirably and remains a solid, readable copy of a modern horror novel that deserves a wider audience. An excellent acquisition for horror enthusiasts, collectors of British supernatural fiction or anyone who enjoys stories that begin with a curious premise and gradually evolve into something far more disturbing. Creepy, imaginative and memorably unsettling, Mr Bad Face proves that sometimes the most frightening things have the simplest names. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6655/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mt-bad-face-jun-2026.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piatkus 9780749930226 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6654 The Night of the Weeping Women by Lawrence Naumoff Some novels begin with an ordinary premise and proceed sensibly from there. The Night of the Weeping Women takes one look at such restraint and heads confidently in the opposite direction. Written by Lawrence Naumoff and published in this 1988 Flamingo edition, the novel occupies that fascinating literary territory where reality, myth, memory and imagination mingle freely, often refusing to identify themselves. The result is a book that feels less like a straightforward journey and more like wandering through a dream while carrying a torch that occasionally flickers in unexpected directions. Naumoff was never a writer particularly interested in doing the obvious thing. His fiction often explores the strange corners of human experience, blending elements of folklore, history, fantasy and psychological insight into narratives that are both unsettling and deeply compelling. The Night of the Weeping Women is no exception. The title alone deserves admiration. It sounds like an obscure medieval legend, an unsolved mystery, a lost folk tale and the name of a progressive rock album all at the same time. Naturally, readers become curious long before they have reached the first chapter. What follows is a richly imaginative story populated by memorable characters and infused with a sense of mystery that lingers throughout. Naumoff has a gift for creating worlds that feel simultaneously familiar and slightly off-kilter, as though reality has shifted a few degrees without informing anybody involved. There is a delightful irony in novels of this kind. Readers often begin in search of answers, only to discover that the author is considerably more interested in questions. The deeper one ventures into the story, the more fascinating those questions become. Some books provide neat solutions. Others encourage contemplation. Naumoff clearly belongs to the latter camp. The novel also rewards readers who enjoy language and atmosphere. Rather than racing from plot point to plot point, it invites immersion. The mood is as important as the events themselves, creating a reading experience that feels distinctively literary without ever becoming inaccessible. Modern fiction frequently strives for realism. Naumoff appears content to remind readers that human beings have always lived partly through stories, dreams, myths and imagination. Reality may be important, but it is rarely the only thing going on. For readers familiar with his work, the novel exemplifies many of the qualities that earned Naumoff a devoted following. For newcomers, it serves as an excellent introduction to a writer whose imagination rarely travelled along conventional routes. This 1988 Flamingo edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has weathered the decades well and remains a handsome, readable copy of a novel that continues to intrigue and surprise. An excellent acquisition for lovers of literary fiction, magical realism, modern mythology or anyone who enjoys books that refuse to fit comfortably into a single category. Strange, atmospheric and quietly haunting, The Night of the Weeping Women is the sort of novel that lingers in the mind long after the final page has been turned, still refusing to explain itself entirely. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6654/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-night-of-the-weeping-women-jun-2026.jpg 24.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Flamingo 9780006543282 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6653 The Kings Garden by Fanny Deschamps There are historical novels that carefully reconstruct the past. Then there are historical novels that fling open the palace gates, fill the gardens with intrigue, romance, ambition and scandal, and invite readers to wander about enjoying themselves. The King’s Garden belongs very much to the second category. Written by Fanny Deschamps and published in this 1986 Penguin Books edition, the novel transports readers to the glittering and often bewildering world of seventeenth-century France. This is a realm where kings command empires, courtiers manoeuvre endlessly for favour and gardens are not merely places to grow flowers but statements of power, prestige and political intent. At the heart of the story lies the creation of the magnificent gardens associated with the court of Louis XIV, the Sun King. Modern visitors tend to admire such gardens for their beauty. Deschamps reminds us that behind every perfectly clipped hedge and elegant fountain lurked a small army of gardeners, architects, labourers and ambitious individuals all attempting to survive the demands of royal perfection. What follows is a rich blend of historical detail, human drama and courtly intrigue. The characters inhabit a world where fortunes can rise or fall with alarming speed and where the pursuit of beauty often proves nearly as dangerous as the pursuit of power. There is a wonderful irony running through the entire premise. Gardens are generally associated with peace, tranquillity and pleasant afternoon walks. Yet in the court of Louis XIV, creating a garden could involve political rivalries, enormous expense, professional jealousy and enough behind-the-scenes conflict to fill a battlefield. One begins to suspect that growing roses was the least stressful part of the enterprise. Deschamps has a gift for bringing history to life without turning it into a lecture. The period emerges through vivid characters and engaging storytelling rather than endless dates and facts. Readers find themselves immersed in a France of grand ambitions, lavish ceremonies and people whose lives are every bit as complicated as those of the modern world. The novel also serves as a reminder that many of the great achievements of history were built not simply through genius but through stubborn determination, compromise and the occasional spectacular disagreement. The gardens may appear serene today, but their creation was anything but. Modern readers may particularly enjoy the contrast between the splendour of the setting and the very human flaws of the people inhabiting it. Kings may rule nations, but they remain vulnerable to vanity. Courtiers may aspire to greatness, but they still make poor decisions. Human nature, it seems, has changed rather less than fashion. This 1986 Penguin Books edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has aged gracefully and remains a handsome, readable copy of a historical novel that combines scholarship, imagination and entertainment in generous measure. An excellent acquisition for lovers of historical fiction, French history, garden enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys novels where beauty, ambition and intrigue are cultivated with equal care. The King’s Garden is proof that behind every magnificent landscape there is usually a fascinating story, and often a surprising amount of drama hidden among the flowerbeds. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6653/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-kings-garden-jun-2026.jpg 7.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140067583 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6652 Ashes in the Wind by Kathleen Woodiwiss There are historical romances, and then there are Kathleen Woodiwiss novels, which tend to arrive with enough passion, adventure, peril and emotional turbulence to keep several ordinary romances supplied for an entire publishing season. Ashes in the Wind, published in 1980 and presented here in a Troubadour edition, is one of Woodiwiss’s grand sweeping epics, set against the dramatic backdrop of the American Civil War and its aftermath. This is not a book that believes in doing things quietly. It prefers danger, disguise, misunderstandings, improbable coincidences and emotions turned up to a level that would concern most electrical engineers. The story follows Alaina MacGaren, a Southern woman whose life is transformed by war, loss and a series of extraordinary circumstances. Faced with dangers that would discourage a less determined heroine, she finds herself navigating a world turned upside down by conflict. Along the way there are secrets, romance, dramatic reversals and enough obstacles to make readers wonder whether fate has developed a personal grudge. What makes Woodiwiss so enduringly popular is her complete commitment to storytelling on a grand scale. The settings are vivid, the characters larger than life and the emotional stakes perpetually high. Subtle domestic disagreements are in short supply. Epic romantic complications, however, are available in abundance. There is a delightful irony in the title. The Civil War leaves devastation, upheaval and literal ashes in its wake, yet from this destruction emerges one of the most extravagant romantic adventures imaginable. Woodiwiss had a gift for finding love stories amid the most turbulent historical circumstances. Readers approaching the novel today may also enjoy it as a time capsule of romantic fiction itself. Woodiwiss was one of the defining authors of the modern historical romance genre, helping to establish many of the conventions that later writers would follow. Her novels were not merely successful. They helped reshape an entire section of the publishing industry. The Civil War setting adds an extra layer of interest. Beyond the romance lies a portrait of a society undergoing immense change. While the emotional drama remains firmly centre stage, the historical background provides scale and atmosphere that enrich the narrative throughout. Of course, one of the pleasures of a Woodiwiss novel is watching the characters navigate situations that could often be resolved by a single honest conversation. Happily for the reader, such conversations rarely occur at the appropriate moment. If they did, the book would be approximately forty pages long and considerably less entertaining. This 1980 Troubadour edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has weathered the decades gracefully and remains a solid, readable copy of a novel that has captivated generations of romance readers. An excellent acquisition for fans of historical romance, lovers of sweeping sagas, collectors of classic romantic fiction or anyone seeking a story where love, danger and destiny collide with spectacular enthusiasm. Dramatic, escapist and unapologetically romantic, Ashes in the Wind remains proof that some stories are happiest when they are larger than life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6652/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ashes-in-the-wind-jun-2026.jpg 7.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Troubadour 9780708817926 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6650 Dashiell Hammett - A Life by Diane Johnson Some writers create hard-boiled detectives. Dashiell Hammett practically invented them. Before Sam Spade prowled the streets and before generations of crime writers filled the world with cynical private investigators nursing grudges and questionable habits, Hammett had already shown them how it was done. In Dashiell Hammett: A Life, Diane Johnson takes on the formidable task of chronicling the life of one of America’s most influential crime writers. Published in 1987, this engrossing biography explores the man behind The Maltese Falcon, The Thin Man and Red Harvest, revealing a life that was often every bit as intriguing as the novels he produced. Hammett’s biography possesses all the ingredients of a compelling thriller. He worked as a detective for the Pinkerton Agency, battled illness, became a literary sensation, engaged in turbulent relationships, attracted political controversy and eventually evolved into a figure whose life seemed almost too colourful to belong to a real person. There is a wonderful irony in the story. Hammett spent much of his career creating fictional investigators whose purpose was to uncover the truth. Meanwhile, biographers have spent decades attempting to uncover the truth about Hammett himself. The hunter eventually became the mystery. Johnson explores the contradictions that made him such a fascinating figure. He could be charismatic and distant, successful and self-destructive, intensely productive and frustratingly inactive. His literary output was relatively small compared with many famous authors, yet its influence proved enormous. Entire generations of crime writers have spent decades wandering through territory that Hammett helped establish. The biography also serves as a vivid portrait of twentieth-century America. Through Hammett’s life, readers encounter the worlds of detective agencies, publishing, Hollywood, political activism and literary celebrity. It is a journey through some of the most turbulent and interesting decades of modern history. Fans of crime fiction will particularly enjoy the connections between Hammett’s experiences and his novels. His years as a detective provided the raw material for stories that transformed the genre. The result was crime fiction stripped of many Victorian conventions and replaced with something grittier, sharper and considerably more dangerous. There is also something delightfully appropriate about the fact that a writer famous for lean, economical prose should inspire a biography full of rich detail and careful investigation. One imagines Hammett himself viewing the process with a mixture of amusement and suspicion. Modern readers may be surprised by how influential Hammett remains. His shadow stretches across literature, cinema and television. Every hard-bitten detective with a cynical outlook and a complicated moral code owes him at least a small debt of gratitude. This 1987 Ballantine Books edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has weathered the years well and remains an attractive and highly readable copy of a fascinating literary biography. An excellent acquisition for crime-fiction enthusiasts, literary historians, collectors of biographies or anyone curious about the life of the man who helped redefine detective fiction. A fitting tribute to a writer whose own life occasionally seemed as mysterious, complicated and compelling as the stories he told. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6650/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dashiell-hammett-jun-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780449902233 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6648 Maigret and the Enigmatic Lett by Georges Simenon Most detectives spend their careers solving murders, uncovering secrets and dealing with suspicious characters. Inspector Maigret does all of those things too, but unlike many fictional detectives, he also seems perpetually burdened by the feeling that human beings are far more complicated than they have any right to be. Maigret and the Enigmatic Lett, published here in a 1963 Penguin Books edition, is one of the earliest appearances of Georges Simenon’s celebrated detective. Originally written in the 1930s, it introduces readers to a mystery involving a curious visitor, international intrigue, stolen identities and the sort of atmosphere that Simenon could create almost effortlessly. The titular Lett arrives in Paris under circumstances that immediately suggest that something is not quite right. Maigret, possessing the highly developed instinct of a man who has spent years observing the strange behaviour of his fellow citizens, quickly becomes interested. Before long, what initially appears straightforward develops into a far more intricate puzzle. What makes Simenon’s novels so distinctive is that they are rarely concerned solely with solving crimes. Other detective writers present clues like pieces of a mechanical puzzle. Simenon is more interested in people. His mysteries unfold through character, mood and psychology. Readers are invited not merely to discover what happened, but to understand why. There is a delightful irony in Maigret’s methods. Surrounded by increasingly sophisticated police procedures, he often succeeds through observation, patience and a deep understanding of human nature. While others search for evidence, Maigret frequently appears to be studying the souls of suspects. One suspects modern management consultants would struggle to quantify his approach. The novel also offers a wonderful glimpse into interwar Europe, a world of railway stations, smoky cafés, anonymous hotels and international travellers carrying secrets across borders. Simenon’s Paris feels entirely real, populated by ordinary people whose lives suddenly become entangled in extraordinary circumstances. Readers accustomed to modern crime fiction may be surprised by the book’s elegance and restraint. There are no forensic laboratories producing dramatic revelations every twenty minutes. Instead, tension builds gradually as Maigret pieces together the truth through conversation, intuition and relentless curiosity. Part of the enduring appeal of the Maigret series lies in its humanity. Simenon understood that crime rarely occurs in isolation. Every mystery emerges from a web of relationships, ambitions, fears and mistakes. The result is detective fiction that feels richer and more thoughtful than many of its contemporaries. This 1963 Penguin Books edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived decades of readers, changing fashions in crime fiction and countless detective rivals while retaining all the charm of a classic Penguin paperback. An excellent acquisition for crime-fiction enthusiasts, collectors of vintage Penguins, lovers of European literature or anyone curious to meet one of the twentieth century’s greatest fictional detectives. Calm, intelligent and quietly relentless, Maigret remains proof that understanding people can sometimes be more effective than simply collecting clues. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6648/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/maigret-and-the-enigmatic-lett-jun-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6647 Putting Quality into Practice by Les Walklin There are books that explain quality. There are books that discuss quality. And then there is Putting Quality into Practice, which gently points out that quality is only truly impressive when somebody actually does something about it. Written by Les Walklin and published in 1992 by Stanley Thornes, this practical guide emerged during the great quality revolution that swept through industry, education and business during the late twentieth century. Organisations everywhere were discovering that producing mediocre results and hoping nobody noticed was perhaps not the strongest long-term strategy. Walklin’s approach is refreshingly direct. Rather than treating quality as an abstract concept to be admired from a distance, he focuses on implementation. After all, anyone can talk about excellence. The challenge begins when people attempt to introduce systems, procedures and improvements without causing complete organisational panic. The book explores the principles behind quality management and demonstrates how they can be applied in real-world situations. Readers encounter ideas about continuous improvement, standards, measurement and organisational effectiveness. In other words, all the things that businesses promise enthusiastically in brochures and then spend years trying to achieve. There is a wonderful irony at the heart of quality management. The objective sounds entirely sensible. Produce better results. Reduce mistakes. Improve consistency. Yet entire industries have emerged around helping organisations accomplish these apparently straightforward goals. Human beings, it turns out, possess a remarkable talent for making simple things complicated. What makes this volume particularly interesting today is its place in history. Published in 1992, it captures the era when quality systems and formal standards were becoming increasingly influential across both public and private sectors. Readers familiar with modern frameworks, audits and certification processes will recognise many of the ideas that helped shape contemporary approaches. The book also offers an intriguing glimpse into a world before endless digital dashboards and automated reporting tools. Back then, quality improvement depended rather more heavily upon planning, observation, documentation and the occasionally radical notion that people should communicate effectively with one another. Modern readers may find themselves smiling at how familiar many of the themes remain. Three decades later, organisations are still striving to improve processes, reduce waste and deliver better outcomes. Technology has changed dramatically, but the underlying challenges have proven remarkably persistent. There is something oddly reassuring about that continuity. New management fashions arrive with impressive regularity, each promising to revolutionise everything. Yet quality itself remains stubbornly old-fashioned. It still depends on attention to detail, thoughtful systems and people caring about the results. This 1992 Stanley Thornes edition remains in very good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has been well preserved and remains an attractive copy of a work that continues to offer practical insights long after many contemporary management trends have faded into obscurity. An excellent acquisition for students of management, quality professionals, business historians, ISO enthusiasts or anyone curious about the principles behind organisational improvement. A thoughtful reminder that quality is not a destination, a slogan or a certificate on the wall. It is, rather inconveniently, something that has to be practised every day. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6647/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/putting-quality-into-practice-jun-2026.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stanley Thornes 9780748713608 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6646 The ABC of Rugby by Gren Jones There are encyclopaedias that explain the world. There are dictionaries that explain language. And then there is The ABC of Rugby, a book that tackles perhaps the greatest challenge of all: attempting to explain rugby to people who occasionally suspect that the rules were invented during a particularly energetic argument. Written by Gren Jones and published in 1999 by Western Mail Books, this entertaining volume serves as a celebration of rugby union, its traditions, personalities, terminology and enduring place in Welsh sporting culture. Whether you are a lifelong supporter who can identify a prop forward at fifty paces or somebody who still isn’t entirely certain why the ball occasionally travels backwards when the players desperately want to move forwards, there is something here to enjoy. Presented in an accessible alphabetical format, the book takes readers on a journey through the colourful world of rugby. Players, matches, expressions, traditions and memorable moments all receive attention, creating a rich portrait of a sport that often seems to operate according to its own delightful logic. There is a wonderful irony at the heart of rugby itself. The objective appears deceptively simple: carry the ball over the line. Yet achieving this apparently straightforward goal somehow requires scrums, rucks, mauls, line-outs, tactical kicking and a vocabulary that sounds faintly as though it was assembled by medieval engineers. Gren Jones approaches the subject with affection, humour and the understanding that rugby is far more than a game in Wales. For many communities it occupies a place somewhere between religion, local identity and a weekly test of emotional resilience. Victories are celebrated with enthusiasm. Defeats are analysed with the forensic intensity usually reserved for international diplomacy. The book also serves as a snapshot of rugby at the close of the twentieth century. Published in 1999, it captures the sport during a period of significant change, with professionalism reshaping traditions that had endured for generations. As such, it functions not only as an entertaining guide but also as a fascinating historical record. Readers unfamiliar with Welsh rugby culture may discover an entire world hidden behind the scoreboards. Clubs, rivalries, characters and stories emerge from every page, revealing why rugby has occupied such an important place in Welsh life for so long. There is something charmingly democratic about the book’s structure. Legends of the game sit alongside odd expressions, famous incidents and curious snippets of rugby lore. It reminds us that sport is built not only upon great achievements but also upon the countless stories that supporters tell one another for years afterwards. This 1999 Western Mail Books edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived the changing fortunes of teams, players and tournaments remarkably well and remains an engaging companion for rugby enthusiasts and curious newcomers alike. An excellent acquisition for rugby fans, Welsh history enthusiasts, sports collectors or anyone seeking to understand why perfectly sensible people willingly stand in the rain discussing line-out tactics for several hours. Informative, affectionate and frequently amusing, The ABC of Rugby is proof that the alphabet has rarely been put to better use. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6646/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-abc-of-ruigby-jun-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Western Mail Books 9781900477123 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6644 Beyond New Testament Theology by Heikki Raisanen Most theology books are content to explain the New Testament. Some attempt to interpret it. Beyond New Testament Theology begins by looking at the entire discipline and politely asking whether everybody might be oversimplifying things. Written by the distinguished Finnish scholar Heikki Räisänen and published by SCM Press in 1990, this thought-provoking volume occupies a fascinating corner of biblical studies. Rather than offering yet another attempt to identify a single, unified theology running neatly through the New Testament, Räisänen challenges some of the assumptions that generations of scholars had taken for granted. This is, in many ways, a book about complexity. The New Testament contains multiple authors, multiple viewpoints, multiple historical circumstances and a remarkable variety of theological perspectives. Räisänen argues that this diversity should not be tidied away too quickly in the pursuit of a neat system. What follows is an engaging exploration of how biblical scholarship approaches its subject matter. Readers encounter questions about interpretation, historical context, theological development and the relationship between faith and academic study. The book asks not merely what the New Testament says, but how we decide what it says and whether different parts always agree with one another. There is a wonderful irony at the heart of the project. Scholars spent centuries attempting to build comprehensive systems that explained everything. Räisänen arrives and suggests that perhaps the evidence points in a rather messier direction. As anyone who has ever dealt with actual human beings might suspect, complexity turns out to be surprisingly common. The author’s approach is rigorous, thoughtful and refreshingly unafraid of difficult questions. He belongs to that distinguished tradition of scholars who are willing to examine assumptions that others prefer to leave comfortably undisturbed. Whether readers ultimately agree with his conclusions or not, they are unlikely to emerge without finding something to think about. Modern readers may be surprised by how relevant many of these debates remain. Questions about interpretation, diversity of viewpoints and the challenge of understanding ancient texts continue to occupy theologians, historians and students alike. The conversations have evolved, but the underlying issues remain remarkably familiar. The book also serves as a reminder that biblical scholarship is far from a settled field. Popular perception sometimes imagines theology as a collection of established answers. In reality it often resembles an ongoing conversation in which intelligent people continue debating some of the most important questions imaginable. For students of theology, biblical studies and religious history, Beyond New Testament Theology remains an important and influential contribution. It represents a significant challenge to conventional approaches and offers a valuable perspective on the diversity found within early Christian writings. This 1990 SCM Press edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has weathered decades of scholarly debate with admirable composure and remains a solid, readable copy of a work that continues to stimulate discussion. An excellent acquisition for theology students, clergy, biblical scholars or anyone interested in how ideas are examined, challenged and reconsidered. A book that dares to suggest that the New Testament may be more complicated than many people would like, and in doing so makes the subject considerably more interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6644/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beyond-new-testament-theology-jun-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SCM Press 9780334019077 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6643 Daughter of the Sea by Berlie Doherty The sea has always enjoyed an excellent reputation in literature. It provides mystery, adventure, romance, danger, symbolism and, on occasion, dampness. In Daughter of the Sea, award-winning author Berlie Doherty makes full use of its literary talents, crafting a story that drifts gracefully between reality, memory and myth. Published in 1999, this captivating novel draws readers into a world where the boundaries between the ordinary and the magical are not always as solid as they first appear. Like many of Doherty’s finest works, it combines emotional depth with a strong sense of place, creating a narrative that feels both timeless and deeply personal. At the heart of the story lies the sea itself, not merely as a setting but almost as a character. It watches, remembers and influences the lives of those who live beside it. Generations of writers have attempted to capture the strange power that coastlines exert over the imagination, and Doherty succeeds with characteristic elegance. What makes the novel particularly engaging is its refusal to fit neatly into a single category. It is part family story, part mystery, part folklore and part meditation on identity and belonging. Readers may begin expecting one type of tale and discover that the story has quietly slipped into deeper waters. There is a pleasing irony in books inspired by the sea. Human beings spend centuries building walls, maps and boundaries in an attempt to organise the world, while the sea calmly ignores all such efforts. Doherty’s novel captures something of that spirit, reminding readers that life is often more fluid and mysterious than we might prefer. The author’s gift for atmosphere is on full display throughout. Landscapes, memories and emotions blend together with a dreamlike quality that draws readers steadily onward. The result is a book that feels less like a straightforward journey and more like a tide carrying the reader from one revelation to the next. Young readers will find an absorbing and imaginative story, while older readers may discover layers of meaning that resonate long after the final page. Like many of the best children’s and young adult novels, Daughter of the Sea possesses the rare ability to reward readers at different stages of life. Berlie Doherty has long been recognised as one of Britain’s finest writers for younger audiences, and this novel demonstrates why. Her prose combines accessibility with depth, creating stories that are both enjoyable and quietly profound. It is a difficult balance to achieve, and she makes it seem effortless. This 1999 Longman edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has been well cared for and remains an attractive, readable copy ready to enchant a new reader. An excellent acquisition for lovers of modern children’s literature, folklore-inspired fiction, coastal stories or anyone who enjoys books where mystery drifts in with the tide and reality proves rather less predictable than expected. Like the sea itself, it is gentle on the surface, deeper than it first appears and capable of carrying readers to unexpected places. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6643/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/daughter-of-the-sea-jun-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582328457 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6642 Seeds of the Word - Biblical Reflection for Small Church Communities by Peter B Price Some books attempt to explain the Bible. Others attempt to inspire readers. Seeds of the Word takes a more communal approach, inviting small groups of ordinary people to gather together, open the scriptures and see what grows. Written by Peter B. Price and published by DLT in 1996, this thoughtful volume was created as a resource for small church communities seeking to explore biblical texts through reflection, discussion and shared faith. The title itself is a fitting metaphor. Seeds, after all, tend to look rather modest at first glance, yet they possess a remarkable capacity to develop into something much larger. The book belongs to a tradition of Christian study that values participation over performance. Rather than presenting readers with a series of definitive conclusions, it encourages engagement with scripture through prayer, reflection and conversation. In doing so, it recognises that some of the most meaningful insights emerge not from solitary reading but from the exchange of ideas within a community. There is a quiet irony in this approach. The Bible contains some of the most discussed texts in human history. Entire libraries have been written about individual passages. Theological debates have occupied centuries. Yet small groups gathered around a table with a cup of tea and a handful of questions continue to discover new perspectives of their own. Price writes with the understanding that scripture is not merely a historical document but a living source of reflection for believers. The material is structured to help readers move beyond simply reading words on a page and towards considering how those words might connect with everyday life. For those interested in church life, pastoral ministry or group study, the book offers a practical and accessible framework. It serves equally well as a guide for leaders and as a companion for participants, helping conversations remain focused without becoming rigid. Modern readers may also appreciate the book as a snapshot of a particular moment in church culture. The 1990s saw growing interest in small faith communities and participatory forms of worship and study. Seeds of the Word reflects that movement, capturing a period when churches increasingly sought ways to encourage shared exploration rather than one-way instruction. There is something reassuringly modest about the volume. It does not promise to solve every theological question or unlock hidden mysteries. Instead, it focuses on the simple but enduring practice of gathering together, reading carefully and reflecting thoughtfully. Sometimes the most effective ideas are also the least complicated. This 1996 DLT edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has been well cared for and remains a clean, solid and highly usable copy for study, reflection or collection. An appealing acquisition for church groups, theology students, clergy, lay readers or anyone interested in the communal side of biblical interpretation. Like the seeds of its title, it offers the possibility that thoughtful reading and conversation may grow into something larger than expected. In an age of endless noise and distraction, that remains a surprisingly radical idea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6642/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/seeds-of-the-word-jun-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books DLT 9780232520446 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6641 GCSE Biology by NPO Green JM Potter and W Stiyt Before biology lessons involved interactive whiteboards, online revision portals and animated videos explaining DNA with suspicious enthusiasm, there was GCSE Biology, a sturdy 1987 study guide from the golden age of highlighter pens, ring binders and the faint smell of photocopied worksheets. Written by N. P. O. Green, J. M. Potter and W. Stiyt, and published as part of the Pan Study Aids series, this volume was designed to help students navigate the fascinating world of biology while simultaneously surviving their GCSE examinations. It tackles the fundamental mysteries of life itself, conveniently organised into examinable sections and accompanied by the reassuring promise that at least some of it might appear in the test. Within its pages readers encounter cells, organs, plants, animals, ecosystems, genetics and the extraordinary complexity of living things. Biology has always been the branch of science that reminds us that nature is both magnificently intricate and slightly alarming. The human body alone contains enough systems, processes and microscopic activity to keep generations of students busy revising. What makes this book particularly charming today is its position in educational history. Published in 1987, it belongs to an era when GCSEs were still relatively new and revision guides were becoming an essential companion for nervous students. For many readers of a certain age, books like this were the difference between academic success and spending a stressful summer wondering where it had all gone wrong. There is a wonderful irony in revision guides. Their purpose is to simplify vast subjects into manageable chunks. Biology, meanwhile, seems determined to become more complicated every year. Every time scientists believe they have organised life neatly into categories, nature produces another exception and politely refuses to cooperate. The authors perform the difficult task of making a large subject accessible. Complex biological processes are broken down into understandable explanations, helping students grasp concepts that might otherwise appear to have been invented specifically to confuse teenagers. Modern readers may also enjoy the occasional glimpse into 1980s educational priorities. Scientific knowledge has advanced considerably since publication, but the fundamental principles remain familiar. Cells stubbornly continue behaving like cells, plants continue photosynthesising and students continue leaving revision until slightly later than intended. As a period piece, the book offers a fascinating snapshot of science education in late twentieth-century Britain. For collectors of educational books, vintage textbooks or school memorabilia, it provides an authentic glimpse into the academic lives of GCSE students nearly four decades ago. This 1987 Pan Study Aids edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived years of educational reform, changing syllabuses and countless advances in biological knowledge while remaining an appealing example of a classic revision guide. An excellent acquisition for collectors of vintage educational books, former GCSE survivors, teachers, science enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys seeing how subjects were taught before the internet arrived to answer every question instantly. A nostalgic reminder that long before search engines, students armed themselves with books like this and bravely ventured into examination halls armed with little more than knowledge, determination and a vague hope that they had revised the right chapter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6641/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gcse-biology-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Study Aids 9780330299374 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6640 Database Management by Fred R McFadden and Jeffrey A Hoffer There are books that promise adventure, romance or mystery. Database Management promises databases. In 1985, this was apparently considered sufficient excitement to justify several hundred pages, and, remarkably enough, it still manages to be fascinating. Written by Fred R. McFadden and Jeffrey A. Hoffer, this substantial textbook emerged during a period when computers were rapidly transforming from mysterious room-filling machines into tools that businesses increasingly depended upon. The authors recognised a simple but important truth: information is only useful if you can find it again, and somebody needs to explain how that works. Within these pages lies a world of records, structures, relationships, systems and organisational logic. Modern readers accustomed to cloud storage, instant searches and databases quietly running in the background of everyday life may forget that somebody had to invent, refine and teach all of these concepts. Books such as this were part of that process. What makes the volume particularly intriguing today is its historical perspective. In 1985, database management was a rapidly developing field. Personal computers were still relatively new. The internet was not part of everyday life. Smartphones belonged firmly in the realm of science fiction. Yet many of the fundamental principles discussed here remain surprisingly relevant. There is a delightful irony in the subject matter. Databases are designed to organise information neatly and efficiently. Human beings, meanwhile, remain determined to generate information in the most chaotic manner possible. Much of the history of computing can be viewed as a prolonged struggle between these two forces. Readers with a technical background will appreciate the foundations being laid. Concepts that underpin modern software systems, websites, customer records and business applications are explored in a period when the discipline was still defining itself. It is a little like reading an early guide to aviation and discovering that many of the core ideas remain unchanged despite dramatic advances in technology. The book also functions as a fascinating time capsule. The examples, terminology and assumptions reflect the computing world of the mid-1980s, a period when data storage capacities that now seem laughably small were regarded as perfectly respectable. Today’s mobile phones casually outperform systems that once represented substantial corporate investments. Yet there is something admirable about the clarity and ambition of these early computing texts. The authors were helping readers navigate a technological revolution that was only just beginning. They could not have known exactly where it would lead, but they understood that information management would become increasingly important. This 1985 Benjamin-Cummings edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived decades of technological change, software upgrades, failed hard drives and management fads with commendable resilience, remaining a solid and readable example of a classic computing text. An excellent acquisition for collectors of computer history, database professionals, technology enthusiasts or anyone curious about the foundations upon which much of the modern digital world was built. A reminder that before apps, social media and artificial intelligence, somebody first had to figure out how to organise the data. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6640/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/database-management-jun-2026.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Benjamin-Cummings Publishing Company 9780805367805 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6639 Biblical Exegesis - A Beginners Handbook by John H Hayes and Carl R Holladay Most people approach the Bible by opening it and reading the words. Biblical Exegesis: A Beginner’s Handbook politely but firmly suggests that matters may be a little more complicated than that. Written by John H. Hayes and Carl R. Holladay and published by SCM Press in 1982, this respected introduction serves as a guide to the scholarly craft of biblical interpretation. It is designed for students, clergy and interested readers who have begun to suspect that understanding texts written thousands of years ago in unfamiliar languages and cultures might require more than simply reading them at face value. The term "exegesis" itself has an impressive ability to discourage casual readers. It sounds like something involving either ancient manuscripts or expensive medical treatment. In reality, it refers to the careful analysis and interpretation of texts, and this volume sets out to explain how scholars go about the task. Hayes and Holladay guide readers through historical context, literary criticism, language, source material and the various methods used to understand biblical writings. Along the way, one discovers that a single verse can generate enough discussion to sustain entire academic careers. The Bible may be one book, but biblical scholarship occasionally behaves as though it were a continent. There is a wonderful irony in all this. The Bible is among the most widely distributed and frequently read books in history, yet generations of scholars have devoted extraordinary amounts of time to understanding exactly what individual passages mean. A casual reader might finish a chapter in ten minutes. A biblical scholar may spend a decade examining three paragraphs and emerge with several hundred pages of notes. What makes this handbook particularly useful is its accessibility. Rather than overwhelming beginners with technical language, the authors explain the principles and methods of exegesis in a clear and structured manner. It is the sort of book that gently opens the door to a much larger world of study. Readers may also discover that biblical interpretation involves a surprising amount of detective work. Questions about authorship, audience, historical circumstances and literary form transform familiar texts into fascinating puzzles. The process often reveals layers of meaning invisible to a first reading. The book remains a valuable introduction not only for those interested in theology but also for readers fascinated by history, literature and the transmission of ideas across centuries. Whether approached as scripture, literature or cultural history, the biblical texts become richer when viewed through the lens of informed scholarship. This 1982 SCM Press edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It contains a fair amount of underlining and marginal notes from a previous owner. Thankfully these annotations are not excessively dense and often add to the feeling that the book has been actively studied rather than merely shelved. One can almost picture a diligent theology student wrestling with difficult passages and determinedly leaving evidence of the struggle behind. An excellent acquisition for theology students, ministers, religious historians, Bible-study enthusiasts or anyone curious about how scholars interpret ancient texts. Part handbook, part intellectual toolkit and part gateway into a vast field of study, this is a book that demonstrates that reading carefully can be every bit as adventurous as reading quickly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6639/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/biblical-exegesis-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SCM Press 9780334001256 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6638 The Astrologers Manual - Modern Insights into an Ancient Art by Landis Knight Green There are instruction manuals that teach you how to assemble flat-pack furniture. There are manuals that explain how to repair a motor car. And then there is The Astrologer’s Manual, a book that calmly proposes that understanding the positions of distant planets may help illuminate the mysteries of human existence. Written by Landis Knight Green and published in 1988, Modern Insights into an Ancient Art serves as a guide to the fascinating, controversial and enduring world of astrology. Whether approached as a serious spiritual discipline, a symbolic language, a historical curiosity or simply a source of endless fascination, astrology has displayed a remarkable ability to survive centuries of scientific advancement while refusing to vacate the cultural landscape. Green’s book is aimed at those wishing to move beyond newspaper horoscopes and discover the more intricate machinery behind astrological practice. Here readers encounter birth charts, planetary influences, houses, aspects and all the wonderfully complex terminology that transforms astrology from "You’re likely to meet someone interesting today" into a subject capable of occupying an enthusiast for decades. What makes the book particularly engaging is its attempt to bridge ancient traditions and modern thinking. Astrology has always occupied an unusual position. It is simultaneously one of humanity’s oldest systems of interpretation and one of its most persistently debated. Few subjects inspire such equal measures of devotion, scepticism and curiosity. There is a delicious irony in astrology’s longevity. Entire philosophical systems have vanished. Countless scientific theories have been superseded. Yet people remain remarkably interested in what Saturn might be doing and whether Mercury is currently causing administrative difficulties. One cannot help admiring the staying power. The book also serves as a fascinating cultural artefact of the late twentieth century. The 1980s saw renewed interest in alternative spirituality, self-discovery and esoteric traditions, and this volume reflects that world perfectly. Readers are invited to explore a discipline that claims connections between celestial patterns and earthly lives, all presented with confidence and enthusiasm. Even readers approaching the subject with healthy scepticism may find much to enjoy. Astrology possesses a rich history stretching back thousands of years, influencing everything from royal courts and navigation to literature and popular culture. Understanding astrology, whether one believes in it or not, offers insight into a tradition that has shaped human thought for centuries. There is also something undeniably appealing about a subject that encourages people to look upwards. In an age increasingly dominated by screens, notifications and digital distractions, astrology at least insists that there might still be something worth contemplating in the night sky. This 1988 CRCS Publications edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has been well preserved over the years and remains a clean, attractive and highly usable copy for collectors, practitioners or curious readers. An excellent acquisition for students of astrology, collectors of esoteric literature, New Age enthusiasts or anyone who has ever wondered whether the stars might have more to say than astronomy alone permits. Whether viewed as wisdom, symbolism or simply a fascinating cultural tradition, The Astrologer’s Manual offers a thoughtful guide to one of humanity’s oldest and most enduring attempts to make sense of itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6638/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-astrologers-manual-jun-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books CRCS Publications 9780916360429 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6637 A Little Book of Old Rhymes by Cicely Mary Barker Before children’s books became packed with licensed characters, interactive sound effects and enough accompanying merchandise to support a medium-sized economy, there were nursery rhymes. Mysterious, memorable and occasionally alarming, they survived for generations by lodging themselves firmly in young minds and refusing to leave. A Little Book of Old Rhymes, illustrated by the incomparable Cicely Mary Barker and published in 1976, is a delightful celebration of these enduring verses. Within its pages readers will find a treasury of traditional rhymes that have entertained, puzzled and occasionally confused children for centuries. After all, very few adults ever stop to ask why Humpty Dumpty was sitting on a wall in the first place. Barker, best known for her beloved Flower Fairies, brings her distinctive artistic charm to the collection. Her illustrations possess that rare quality of appearing both nostalgic and timeless. Children encounter them with delight, while adults often find themselves unexpectedly transported back to earlier reading experiences and simpler times. The rhymes themselves remain wonderfully resilient. Generations have grown up reciting them, often without the slightest understanding of their origins. Some are playful. Some are whimsical. A few seem faintly peculiar when examined closely. Yet all possess the remarkable ability to linger in the memory long after more sensible literature has been forgotten. There is a delicious irony in the survival of nursery rhymes. Vast quantities of serious literature have vanished into obscurity, while verses involving lost sheep, crooked men and cats with fiddles continue to thrive. Human civilisation has preserved countless achievements, but somehow decided that "Hey Diddle Diddle" was absolutely non-negotiable. The book also serves as a reminder of the importance of oral tradition. Long before television, streaming services and social media, these rhymes travelled from generation to generation through memory and repetition. They are among the oldest surviving pieces of popular culture, proving surprisingly difficult to eradicate. Collectors of children’s books will particularly appreciate Barker’s contribution. Her illustrations have earned a devoted following and remain among the most recognisable and beloved in British publishing. Combined with these traditional rhymes, they create a volume that feels comforting, familiar and quietly magical. As with many collections of classic nursery verses, the book rewards readers of all ages. Children enjoy the rhythm and repetition, while adults can marvel at the strange logic and enduring appeal of material that has survived hundreds of years of changing tastes and fashions. This 1976 Blackie edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has aged gracefully and remains an attractive example of a charming children’s title, ready to delight a new generation of readers or collectors. An excellent acquisition for lovers of classic children’s literature, admirers of Cicely Mary Barker’s artwork, collectors of nursery rhyme books or anyone who appreciates the curious fact that some of the oldest and oddest verses ever written continue to outlive almost everything else. A small book filled with old rhymes, timeless illustrations and more cultural staying power than many far more ambitious works. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6637/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-little-book-of-old-rhymes-jun-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackie 9780216901018 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6634 God The Invisible King by HG Wells When most people think of H. G. Wells, they picture time machines, invisible men, Martian invasions and humanity being menaced by giant tripods. God the Invisible King comes as a surprise because Wells decided, at least for one book, that conquering space and time was not ambitious enough. Instead, he turned his attention to the considerably larger question of God. Published in 1917, in the shadow of the First World War, this remarkable volume finds one of the twentieth century’s most famous writers wrestling with faith, morality, civilisation and the future of humanity. The result is neither conventional theology nor straightforward philosophy. It is very much an H. G. Wells book, meaning that even when discussing religion he approaches the subject with the confidence of a man perfectly willing to redesign the entire universe if he felt improvements were required. Wells presents a vision of God that differs from many traditional religious ideas of his time. Rather than focusing on established doctrine, he develops his own concept of an active, evolving spiritual force working through human beings and society. Whether readers agree with him or not, there is never any doubt that Wells is thinking on a grand scale. There is a wonderful irony in the book’s existence. Here is the author who became famous for imagining journeys through time and invasions from Mars sitting down to write about spiritual belief. Yet in many ways it makes perfect sense. Wells was always interested in humanity’s future, and God the Invisible King represents his attempt to understand what moral and spiritual foundations that future might require. The book also serves as a fascinating historical document. Written during one of the most turbulent periods in modern history, it reflects the anxieties, hopes and uncertainties of an age struggling to make sense of war and social upheaval. Wells was not content merely to observe these events. He wanted to understand what they meant. Modern readers may find themselves repeatedly amused by the sheer boldness of the undertaking. Many writers cautiously explore a subject. Wells marches directly into it carrying enough ideas to fill several books. One gets the impression that if given sufficient time he would happily have rewritten philosophy, religion and political theory before breakfast. Yet beneath the intellectual confidence lies a sincere search for meaning. The book reveals a writer grappling with questions that remain relevant more than a century later: how should people live, what gives life purpose and what role might belief play in shaping society? This 1917 Cassell and Company edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. The front cover shows some fading from age and exposure, while the upper edge of the rear board has a noticeable notch missing. Neither defect affects readability, and both simply contribute to the character of a volume that has already travelled through more than a century of history. An excellent acquisition for collectors of H. G. Wells, religious philosophy, early twentieth-century thought or unusual non-fiction. It offers a chance to encounter Wells not as the prophet of science fiction, but as a thinker attempting to answer some of the biggest questions imaginable. The Martians can wait. This time, Wells is trying to explain God. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6634/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/god-the-invisible-king-jun-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6633 Euripides Alcestis - Text and Notes by JH Haydon Some books are merely read. Others are studied. Euripides: Alcestis – Text and Notes belongs firmly to the latter category, and this particular copy appears to have spent much of the last century fulfilling that duty with admirable dedication. Published around 1920 by the University Tutorial Press, this scholarly edition presents Euripides’ Alcestis, one of the most intriguing works to survive from ancient Greece. It is a play that refuses to behave entirely as a tragedy, despite containing death, sacrifice and considerable emotional turmoil. Instead, Euripides cheerfully blends tragedy, mythology, domestic drama and moments of unexpected humour into something that has puzzled, delighted and occasionally bewildered readers for over two thousand years. The story itself centres on Alcestis, a devoted wife willing to die in place of her husband, Admetus. This premise alone would have supplied most ancient playwrights with enough material for a straightforward tragedy. Euripides, however, had other ideas. The result is a work that shifts unexpectedly between solemnity and absurdity, creating a drama that feels surprisingly modern in its willingness to mix tones. There is a wonderful irony in reading Alcestis today. The play was already centuries old when the Romans encountered it. It was ancient when medieval scholars copied it. It was ancient when Shakespeare was writing. By the time this edition appeared around 1920, the text had already survived empires, invasions, plagues and countless educational reforms. One suspects it will survive a few more. For students of Greek literature, editions such as this were once essential companions. Before the age of searchable databases and online translations, aspiring scholars sat hunched over volumes exactly like this one, painstakingly deciphering ancient Greek while muttering darkly about grammar and irregular verbs. Judging by this copy, one or more former owners embraced that tradition with enthusiasm. Indeed, one of the most charming features of this volume is its extensive annotation. Much of the text is accompanied by faint pencil notes, observations and scholarly markings left by previous readers. These marginalia transform the book into something more than a simple edition. It becomes a record of study itself, preserving traces of generations who wrestled with Euripides and occasionally felt compelled to write down their thoughts. There is something oddly comforting about such evidence of use. Academic books often aspire to pristine condition, but heavily annotated classics possess a different kind of appeal. They remind us that great literature is not merely collected but engaged with. Somewhere in the past, somebody spent a considerable amount of time trying to understand this text and left behind faint clues to the process. This copy remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. The inside cover hinge has been carefully repaired with brown paper to strengthen the binding. The book contains extensive pencil annotations throughout, most of them faint but visible across much of the text. Despite these signs of age and academic service, it remains sound, usable and full of character. An excellent acquisition for collectors of classical literature, students of ancient Greek drama, lovers of annotated books or anyone who enjoys the peculiar experience of reading a text that has already been read, studied and argued with for more than two millennia. Euripides may have written Alcestis in the fifth century BC, but this old tutorial edition proves that some conversations continue remarkably well across the centuries. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6633/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/euripides-alcestis-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University Tutorial Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6632 God Spoke to Them by Peter Williams Some books attempt to explain religion. Others attempt to defend it. God Spoke to Them takes a rather more direct approach, beginning with the bold proposition that God not only had something to say, but that people actually listened. Written by Peter Williams and published in 1998 by Gwasg Bryntirion Press, this fascinating volume explores the lives, experiences and testimonies of individuals who believed themselves called, guided or inspired by divine communication. It belongs to that rich tradition of Christian literature that seeks not merely to discuss faith as an abstract concept, but to illustrate it through the lives of real people. The result is a book filled with conviction, personal stories and spiritual reflection. Readers encounter individuals whose lives were shaped by moments they regarded as encounters with God’s guidance, whether through direct inspiration, a sense of calling or circumstances that seemed to reveal a greater purpose at work. What makes the book particularly interesting is that it deals with experiences which are, by their nature, difficult to quantify. Historians like documents. Scientists like measurements. Accountants like spreadsheets. Spiritual experiences stubbornly refuse to fit neatly into any of those categories. They occupy that intriguing territory where personal belief, experience and interpretation meet. There is a certain irony in the title’s simplicity. Modern books often arrive armed with subtitles of heroic length, promising revolutionary insights and life-changing discoveries. God Spoke to Them dispenses with such marketing theatrics. It simply states its central premise and leaves readers to decide what they make of it. For those interested in Christian testimony, Welsh religious life and contemporary faith writing, the book offers a valuable collection of accounts and reflections. It captures a tradition that has played a significant role in Welsh religious culture, where stories of calling, conviction and spiritual experience have long formed part of the landscape. Even readers approaching the subject from a historical or sociological perspective may find much to enjoy. Books like this preserve not only beliefs but also the ways people understand their own lives, their communities and the world around them. In that sense, they become records of human experience as much as works of devotion. There is also something refreshingly unfashionable about a book that concerns itself with faith in a straightforward and unapologetic manner. It neither chases trends nor attempts to reinvent ancient ideas. Instead, it quietly presents the experiences of those who believed that the divine remained active in everyday life. This 1998 Gwasg Bryntirion Press edition remains in very good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has been well cared for over the years and remains an attractive copy, ready for a new reader. An appealing acquisition for collectors of Christian literature, Welsh religious history, spiritual biography or anyone curious about the experiences of people who believed they had heard a voice beyond the ordinary noise of daily life. Whether approached as faith, history or human testimony, God Spoke to Them offers an intriguing glimpse into lives shaped by conviction and belief. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6632/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/god-spoke-to-them-jun-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gwasg Bryntirion Press 9781850491392 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6631 Escape From Alcatraz by J Campbell Bruce Some prisons are designed to discourage escape. Alcatraz was designed to make the very idea seem faintly ridiculous. Surrounded by cold water, strong currents and the chilly certainty of armed guards, it occupied a small island in San Francisco Bay and developed a reputation for being the place from which nobody got out. Which, of course, is exactly why somebody eventually tried. Escape From Alcatraz by J. Campbell Bruce tells the remarkable story of one of the most famous prison breaks in modern history. Published here in a 1963 Mayflower edition, the book explores the notorious 1962 escape attempt by Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers, an event that immediately entered criminal folklore and has stubbornly remained there ever since. The basic outline sounds almost implausible. Three prisoners, armed with ingenuity, patience and an extraordinary willingness to spend months scraping away at concrete walls with improvised tools, set about challenging one of the most secure prisons in America. Their plan involved dummy heads, hidden tunnels, a makeshift raft and enough determination to make a civil engineer feel slightly inadequate. What makes the story so compelling is that nobody can quite agree on how it ended. Officially, the escapees were presumed lost in the waters of San Francisco Bay. Unofficially, theories, rumours and alleged sightings have continued for decades. The result is one of those rare true stories that refuses to stay politely in the past. There is a wonderful irony at the heart of the tale. Alcatraz’s reputation was built upon being escape-proof. Had nobody ever attempted a serious escape, it would likely be remembered as merely another prison. Instead, one audacious breakout transformed it into a legend and ensured that millions of people would spend the next sixty years wondering whether three determined inmates had somehow succeeded. Bruce tells the story with the pace of a thriller while remaining grounded in fact. The book combines prison history, investigative journalism and true-crime storytelling, creating a narrative that often feels more dramatic than fiction. Readers may repeatedly find themselves muttering, "Surely that can’t have worked," only to discover that it apparently did. The book also offers a fascinating glimpse into life inside Alcatraz itself. Beyond the escape, there are portraits of the inmates, guards and routines that shaped existence on one of the world’s most infamous prison islands. It is as much about confinement as it is about freedom. This 1963 Mayflower edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It bears the honest signs of a long and well-travelled life but remains entirely readable and full of character, much like the story it contains. An excellent acquisition for lovers of true crime, prison history, unsolved mysteries or anyone who enjoys real-life stories that sound suspiciously like Hollywood inventions. Whether the escapees survived or not remains a matter of debate. What is beyond dispute is that they succeeded in escaping the pages of history and entering the realm of legend. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6631/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/escape-from-alcatraz-jun-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mayflower no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6630 A Cat Among the Pigeons by Agatha Christie There are many ways to cause chaos. One can unleash an international criminal conspiracy, misplace a state secret, or, as Agatha Christie memorably suggests in A Cat Among the Pigeons, simply introduce a murder into an otherwise respectable girls’ school and watch the complications multiply. Published here in a 1969 Fontana Books edition, this delightfully intricate mystery begins with an apparently unlikely setting for homicide. A prestigious school for young ladies seems, on the face of it, an environment more suited to examinations, hockey matches and stern lectures about conduct than violent crime. Christie, naturally, views this assumption as a challenge rather than an obstacle. The novel combines several of her favourite ingredients: murder, secrets, mistaken assumptions, hidden identities and a collection of suspects who are all considerably more interesting than they initially appear. By the time events are fully underway, readers will find themselves navigating espionage, stolen jewels, suspicious behaviour and enough red herrings to stock a moderately successful fish market. One of the great pleasures of the book lies in its setting. Christie had a particular gift for transforming seemingly tranquil locations into arenas of delightful suspicion. Here, the orderly routines of school life are gradually invaded by mysteries that refuse to respect timetables, school rules or common sense. There is a wonderful irony in the title itself. Once a cat appears among pigeons, everybody knows what will happen next. The pigeons become alarmed, order collapses and confusion reigns supreme. Christie applies exactly the same principle to human beings. Introduce one disruptive element into a carefully organised environment and all sorts of hidden truths begin fluttering into view. Readers familiar with Christie’s work will enjoy watching the machinery operate at full efficiency. Clues are scattered with deceptive casualness. Characters reveal more than they intend. Solutions appear obvious until they suddenly aren’t. The author remains several moves ahead, quietly rearranging the pieces while readers confidently pursue entirely the wrong theories. The book also offers a reminder of why Christie remains so enduringly popular. Her mysteries possess a peculiar elegance. However tangled the plot becomes, there is always the sense that everything will eventually fit together with satisfying precision. Few writers have ever been better at creating confusion while simultaneously maintaining complete control. This 1969 Fontana Books edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. There is a little scribble on the inside rear cover, evidence that a previous owner felt compelled to leave some small trace of their existence behind. Otherwise it remains a solid and attractive vintage paperback, ready to confuse and delight a new generation of amateur detectives. An excellent addition for Christie collectors, mystery enthusiasts, vintage paperback fans or anyone who enjoys the comforting experience of being thoroughly outwitted by one of the greatest crime writers who ever lived. School may be in session, but in Agatha Christie’s world, murder always seems to make the final timetable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6630/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-cat-among-the-pigeons-jun-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6629 The Big Four by Agatha Christie Most detective novels begin with a body in a library, a suspicious butler or an unfortunate inheritance dispute. The Big Four begins by asking a far more ambitious question: what if Hercule Poirot had to save not merely a handful of suspects from embarrassment, but civilisation itself? Published here in a 1961 Pan Books edition, this is one of Agatha Christie’s most unusual and entertaining adventures. Rather than concentrating on a single murder mystery, Christie launches her famous Belgian detective into a sprawling international conspiracy involving criminal masterminds, secret organisations, global intrigue and enough peril to make even James Bond consider a quieter career. The titular Big Four are a shadowy group of international villains whose ambitions extend rather further than the average country house murderer. Poirot finds himself confronting plots, schemes and dangers that stretch across continents. It is as though Christie briefly looked up from village fêtes and inherited estates and decided to try her hand at world domination instead. The result is a wonderfully eccentric entry in the Poirot canon. Readers accustomed to carefully arranged clues and neat drawing-room revelations may initially find themselves wondering whether they have accidentally wandered into a spy thriller. In truth, they have wandered into something even stranger: an Agatha Christie spy thriller. There is a delightful irony at work throughout. Poirot, perhaps the most meticulous detective ever to polish a pair of shoes, is forced to confront enemies who operate on a global scale. Yet he remains stubbornly Poirot-like throughout. While international conspiracies swirl around him, he continues to rely on observation, logic and an impressive belief in the power of his "little grey cells." Modern readers may also enjoy spotting traces of the era’s fascination with secret societies and hidden masterminds. The 1920s and 1930s loved a good conspiracy, and Christie clearly relished the opportunity to create villains who are less interested in stealing jewels than in controlling the fate of nations. While not always regarded as the most typical Poirot novel, The Big Four has earned a loyal following precisely because of its unusual character. It occupies a fascinating corner of Christie’s work where detective fiction, adventure story and thriller all overlap. The result is fast-moving, imaginative and frequently great fun. This 1961 Pan Books edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. The spine has become noticeably squashed during its long career, giving it the slightly world-weary appearance of a veteran investigator who has seen rather too much. Happily, the binding itself remains strong and secure, ensuring that the book is still perfectly readable despite its cosmetic battle scars. An excellent acquisition for Christie collectors, Poirot enthusiasts, vintage paperback fans or anyone curious to see what happens when the Queen of Crime decides that solving a murder is simply not ambitious enough. Sometimes a detective must catch a killer. Sometimes he must save the world. Poirot, naturally, attempts both before dinner. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6629/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-big-four-jun-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6628 Operation Heartbreak by Duff Cooper Some novels are based on real events. Some are inspired by rumours. And then there is Operation Heartbreak, Duff Cooper’s wonderfully suspicious 1953 thriller, a book that managed to convince a remarkable number of readers that it might be revealing genuine secrets while technically claiming to be fiction. Cooper was not merely a novelist. He was a diplomat, politician and wartime insider who had spent years close to the machinery of government. Consequently, when he published a story involving deception, propaganda and carefully orchestrated manipulation, readers naturally responded with a collective raising of eyebrows. The question was never simply "Is this a good story?" but "How much of this does he actually know?" The novel explores a secret operation designed to influence public opinion through a fabricated narrative. In other words, it concerns the deliberate creation of a story intended to shape how people think and behave. Modern readers may immediately recognise this concept, having spent the last decade surrounded by discussions of spin, misinformation, media campaigns and information warfare. Cooper was exploring these themes long before they became fashionable. What makes the book especially enjoyable is its air of authenticity. The conspiracies feel plausible. The political manoeuvring feels believable. The conversations possess the confidence of someone who had spent years listening to real politicians and officials discussing matters they would rather the public did not overhear. There is a delightful irony at the heart of the novel. A story about manufactured narratives became the subject of its own narrative, with generations of readers speculating that Cooper had disguised real events as fiction. The book itself became a small conspiracy theory. One suspects the author would have enjoyed that immensely. Unlike many post-war thrillers, Operation Heartbreak relies less on action and more on ideas. The tension comes not from exploding bridges or daring escapes, but from questions of truth, perception and influence. It asks uncomfortable questions about how public opinion is shaped and who benefits when stories become more powerful than facts. The result is a novel that has aged remarkably well. While some Cold War-era thrillers now feel tied to their period, Operation Heartbreak often feels startlingly contemporary. Readers may find themselves repeatedly reminded that technology changes much faster than human nature. This 1953 Pan Books edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. The copy has been somewhat squashed during its long and eventful life and would benefit from a little gentle flattening. The spine is also moderately concave from years of use, giving it the appearance of a veteran reader’s companion rather than a neglected shelf ornament. Despite these cosmetic signs of age and experience, it remains perfectly readable and retains all the charm of a well-travelled mid-century paperback. An excellent acquisition for collectors of political fiction, espionage enthusiasts, Cold War readers, conspiracy aficionados or anyone who enjoys books that leave you wondering whether the author is telling a story, revealing a secret, or quietly doing both at the same time. Sometimes the most intriguing fiction is the kind that insists it is fiction just a little too strongly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6628/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/operation-heartbreak-jun-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6627 Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller There are plays that entertain. There are plays that make audiences think. And then there is Death of a Salesman, Arthur Miller’s enduring masterpiece, which calmly walks on stage, dismantles the American Dream in front of everyone and then leaves theatre-goers staring into the middle distance wondering what just happened. Published here in a 1980 Penguin Plays edition, this modern classic remains one of the most celebrated dramas of the twentieth century. It tells the story of Willy Loman, a travelling salesman whose faith in success, popularity and hard work collides rather painfully with reality. Unfortunately for Willy, reality proves to be a determined and unsympathetic opponent. Miller’s genius lies in transforming what might appear to be an ordinary life into a tragedy of genuinely Shakespearean proportions. There are no kings, no battles and no supernatural prophecies. Instead, there are mortgages, expectations, disappointments and family tensions. Somehow these prove every bit as dramatic. Readers encountering the play for the first time may be surprised by how contemporary it feels. Despite being written in 1949, its concerns remain startlingly familiar. Career anxiety, financial pressure, family expectations and the uncomfortable gap between who we are and who we hoped to become continue to occupy a considerable amount of human attention. There is a delicious irony at the heart of the story. Willy spends his life believing that success is just around the corner, forever one handshake, one sale or one opportunity away. Readers and audiences, meanwhile, watch with the growing suspicion that the dream itself may be part of the problem. Few works have examined ambition with such sympathy while simultaneously exposing its dangers. The play also contains some of the finest dialogue in modern drama. Miller captures the rhythms of ordinary conversation while revealing the hopes, regrets and self-deceptions hidden beneath it. The result is writing that feels natural on the surface yet carries extraordinary emotional weight. What makes Death of a Salesman endure is its humanity. Willy Loman is neither hero nor villain. He is simply recognisable. Most readers can identify moments of themselves in his aspirations, frustrations and stubborn refusal to abandon cherished illusions. It is this uncomfortable familiarity that gives the play its lasting power. For students, theatre enthusiasts and lovers of modern literature, the work offers endless rewards. It functions simultaneously as family drama, social criticism, psychological study and timeless tragedy. Not bad for a play largely concerned with a man trying to earn a living. This 1980 Penguin Plays edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived the decades rather better than many of Willy Loman’s business plans and remains a clean, readable and highly collectable copy of a modern classic. An essential addition for anyone interested in theatre, twentieth-century literature or the curious human tendency to pursue dreams that may not be quite what they seem. Powerful, moving and occasionally devastating, Death of a Salesman remains proof that some of the greatest tragedies occur not in palaces or battlefields, but in ordinary homes where ordinary people dare to hope for something more. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6627/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-of-a-salesman-jun-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Plays 9780140480283 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6626 The Kings Army by Annie Gray Before children’s literature embraced wizards, dystopian rebellions and anthropomorphic rodents with emotional backstories, there was The King’s Army, a thoroughly Victorian adventure from Annie Gray that approached the important business of character-building with military efficiency and absolutely no intention of apologising for it. Published in 1886 by The Sunday School Union, this charming relic from the late Victorian age belongs to that wonderfully earnest tradition of children’s fiction where the battle between right and wrong is conducted with complete confidence, and where the reader is expected to emerge not merely entertained but improved. The title may suggest cavalry charges, battlefield heroics and stirring military campaigns. In a sense it delivers all of those things, although the army in question is not necessarily the sort one would expect to find on a recruiting poster. Victorian religious literature had a fondness for transforming everyday moral struggles into grand campaigns, and Annie Gray embraces the idea with enthusiasm. Readers entering the book today are offered a fascinating journey into a world where duty, honesty, perseverance and faith were considered suitable foundations for an entire adventure story. Modern publishing often prefers its heroes conflicted, morally ambiguous and carrying at least three unresolved personal traumas. Victorian authors, by contrast, were often content with heroes who simply tried very hard to do the right thing. There is a certain irony in this. Contemporary readers may approach the book expecting a worthy and slightly dusty moral tale, only to discover a surprisingly engaging glimpse into the hopes, values and imagination of nineteenth-century Britain. The Victorians were many things, but dull was not always one of them. Like many Sunday School publications, The King’s Army was intended to inspire as much as entertain. Yet beneath the lessons and ideals lies a genuine storytelling impulse. The characters face challenges, temptations and setbacks, and the narrative reflects an age that believed stories should help prepare young readers for life itself. The book also serves as an accidental time capsule. Every page reveals something about the society that produced it: the language, assumptions, aspirations and moral certainties of a world that now feels both distant and oddly familiar. It offers not only a story but a window into Victorian childhood. Collectors of antique children’s books will particularly appreciate its historical significance. The Sunday School Union was one of the great publishers of juvenile literature in the nineteenth century, and volumes such as this once occupied countless family bookshelves across Britain. This 1886 edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. Having survived nearly a century and a half of readers, fashions and changing educational theories, it remains a handsome survivor from an age when books were expected to last and morals were expected to be learned. An appealing acquisition for collectors of Victorian fiction, religious literature, Sunday School books, children’s history or anyone who enjoys discovering the curious and often unexpectedly entertaining world of nineteenth-century storytelling. A small book from a very different age, marching steadily onward long after most of its contemporaries have fallen out of formation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6626/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-kings-army-jun-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sunday School Union no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6625 Romance and Reality of Missionary Life in Northern Rhodesia by Kate L Kerswell Few book titles make such a bold promise as Romance and Reality of Missionary Life in Northern Rhodesia. It is a title that practically invites readers to expect adventure, hardship, exotic landscapes, noble endeavours and perhaps the occasional encounter with wildlife that would very much prefer not to be encountered. Written by Kate L. Kerswell around 1917, this fascinating volume belongs to a genre that flourished during the height of the British Empire: the missionary memoir. Yet unlike many works of its period, Kerswell’s title openly acknowledges the tension between idealised expectations and everyday experience. The "romance" is there, certainly, but so too is the reality. Within its pages readers are transported to what was then Northern Rhodesia, now Zambia, through the eyes of someone living and working far from the comfortable certainties of Edwardian Britain. The result is a vivid portrait of missionary life, colonial society and the practical challenges of daily existence in a region that would have seemed unimaginably distant to most of the book’s original audience. What makes the volume especially intriguing today is the glimpse it provides into an era, a mindset and a world that has largely vanished. Kerswell records journeys, encounters, customs, landscapes and experiences with the confidence of someone describing a frontier that many readers would never see for themselves. For modern audiences, the book functions not only as a memoir but also as a historical document. There is an undeniable irony in reading such a work more than a century later. The original readers may have approached it as a contemporary account of missionary work and imperial expansion. Today’s readers are just as likely to view it as evidence of how people in 1917 understood the wider world. The observer has become part of the history she was recording. The narrative also reminds us that missionary life was often considerably less glamorous than popular imagination suggested. Behind the stirring stories and lofty ideals were long journeys, difficult conditions, practical obstacles and the endless challenge of adapting to unfamiliar circumstances. Reality, as the title hints, had a habit of complicating romance. Collectors of African history, missionary literature, colonial-era travel writing and social history will find much to explore here. Books of this type preserve countless details that seldom appear in official histories, offering insights into daily life, attitudes and experiences that might otherwise have been lost. This circa-1917 edition from W. A. Hammond remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. Having survived more than a century, it remains an appealing and increasingly uncommon survivor from the First World War era, carrying with it all the charm and historical interest of an original period publication. An absorbing acquisition for readers interested in African history, missionary work, imperial history or antique travel literature. Whether approached as memoir, social history or a fascinating window into a vanished world, Romance and Reality of Missionary Life in Northern Rhodesia offers a journey every bit as intriguing as its title promises. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6625/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/romance-andreality-of-missionary-life-in-northern-rhodesia-jun-2026.jpg 20.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WA Hammond no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6624 The Basket of Flowers by Cristoph Von Schmid Long before children’s fiction discovered dystopian governments, magical academies and chosen ones destined to save civilisation, Christoph von Schmid was quietly teaching generations of young readers that honesty, patience and moral fortitude were adventures in themselves. The Basket of Flowers is perhaps the finest example of this distinctly nineteenth-century confidence. Published here in a handsome 1904 Thomas Nelson and Sons edition, the book follows the fortunes of Mary, a gardener’s daughter whose life is turned upside down by false accusations, misfortune and a series of trials that would have most modern fictional protagonists demanding legal representation. Through it all, she clings stubbornly to her principles, demonstrating a level of patience that would make a saint feel slightly inadequate. Von Schmid, a German priest and educator whose stories were translated and read throughout Europe, believed that literature should improve its readers as well as entertain them. The result is a tale where virtue is not merely rewarded but placed under sustained examination. Readers accustomed to contemporary fiction may initially be surprised by the book’s unwavering confidence that good character actually matters. The story never wavers from the conviction that honesty remains valuable even when nobody appears to benefit from it. There is a certain charm in this certainty. Modern novels often present morality as a complicated puzzle wrapped inside another puzzle and then hidden beneath several layers of existential doubt. The Basket of Flowers adopts a simpler approach. It calmly suggests that telling the truth is generally preferable to not telling the truth, and then spends several chapters proving the point. The title itself deserves special recognition. In an age of books promising dragons, assassins, secret conspiracies and intergalactic warfare, The Basket of Flowers sounds almost alarmingly peaceful. Yet within those modest floral surroundings lies a surprisingly dramatic story of injustice, perseverance and eventual redemption. Beyond its narrative, the book offers an engaging glimpse into the values of an earlier age. It reflects a world where stories were expected to shape character, where moral lessons were worn openly rather than disguised, and where readers accepted that a good book might occasionally improve them while it entertained them. Collectors of antique children’s literature will particularly appreciate its historical significance. Von Schmid’s works were once among the most widely read juvenile books in Europe, and The Basket of Flowers became a staple of Victorian and Edwardian family bookshelves. Today it serves as both an enjoyable story and a fascinating cultural artefact. This 1904 Thomas Nelson and Sons edition remains in fair condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. The binding is slightly loose, and small gaps can be seen between some signatures, the spine and the stitching. These signs of age are minor rather than alarming, and the book remains in relatively good condition overall. Indeed, after surviving more than 120 years, a little evidence of the journey seems almost appropriate. A delightful acquisition for collectors of antique books, students of children’s literature, lovers of Edwardian publishing or anyone who enjoys stories from a time when authors believed that a basket of flowers could carry enough symbolism, drama and moral instruction to sustain an entire novel. Against all expectations, it still works remarkably well. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6624/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-basket-of-flowers-jun-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6623 The Water Babies by Charles Kingsley Before children’s books became carefully focus-grouped adventures featuring marketable sidekicks and film franchise potential, there was The Water-Babies, Charles Kingsley’s gloriously peculiar Victorian classic that boldly asked a question nobody else had thought to ask: what if an overworked chimney sweep fell into a river and became... a water baby? Published originally in 1863 and presented here in a charming 1948 Collins Pocket Classics edition, this beloved tale occupies that wonderful literary territory where fairy tale, social commentary, moral lesson, natural history lecture and outright eccentricity all collide with cheerful abandon. The story follows young Tom, a chimney sweep whose life takes an unexpected aquatic turn after a series of adventures, mishaps and transformations. Along the way he encounters a host of curious creatures, mysterious beings and moral challenges. Victorian readers embraced the tale with enthusiasm, and generations of children have continued to follow Tom’s watery journey ever since. What makes The Water-Babies so endlessly fascinating is that it refuses to behave like a normal children’s book. One moment it is a whimsical fantasy. The next it has wandered into discussions of science, education, society or human behaviour. Kingsley appears to have looked at the concept of a simple fairy story and decided it would be improved by adding several hundred additional ideas. There is a particular irony in reading it today. Victorian authors are often remembered as stern and serious figures, yet The Water-Babies is wonderfully imaginative, occasionally bizarre and frequently funny. It reminds us that nineteenth-century writers were perfectly capable of producing stories every bit as strange as modern fantasy. They simply dressed the strangeness in more respectable clothing. Readers returning to the book as adults often discover an entirely different experience. Beneath the adventure lies a portrait of Victorian Britain with all its hopes, prejudices, enthusiasms and contradictions. It functions simultaneously as a children’s fantasy and as a time capsule from an age convinced that literature could entertain, educate and improve society all at once. The book also contains the sort of storytelling confidence rarely seen today. Kingsley cheerfully digresses, lectures, jokes, philosophises and wanders off down fascinating side paths whenever the mood takes him. Somehow the result remains utterly charming. This 1948 Collins Pocket Classics edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. Having already survived several generations of readers, it continues to offer the same mixture of wonder, curiosity and gentle bewilderment that has enchanted audiences for well over a century. An ideal acquisition for collectors of classic children’s literature, admirers of Victorian fiction, nostalgic readers, or anyone curious to discover what happens when a clergyman, novelist and amateur naturalist decides to write a fairy tale and accidentally creates one of the most unusual classics in English literature. Dive in. The water, after all these years, remains surprisingly inviting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6623/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-water-babies-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Pocket Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6622 The Semitic Background of the New Testament by Joseph A Fitzmyer There are books that gently introduce a subject. There are books that assume you have a passing interest. And then there are books like The Semitic Background of the New Testament, which strides confidently into the room carrying several ancient languages and expects everyone else to keep up. Written by the distinguished biblical scholar Joseph A. Fitzmyer, this substantial work explores one of the most fascinating questions in New Testament studies: what happens when texts written in Greek emerge from a world where people were often thinking, speaking and living in Semitic languages such as Aramaic and Hebrew? As it turns out, quite a lot. Fitzmyer serves as an expert guide through the linguistic and cultural landscape that shaped the earliest Christian writings. Words, phrases and ideas that may appear straightforward on the surface are examined in the light of the ancient languages and traditions that influenced them. The result is a richer and more nuanced understanding of texts that have been studied, debated and occasionally argued over for nearly two millennia. What makes the book particularly engaging is its detective-story quality. A phrase here, an unusual expression there, a grammatical peculiarity that might otherwise pass unnoticed. Fitzmyer follows these clues back through layers of history, language and culture, uncovering connections that reveal just how complex the New Testament’s origins really are. There is a pleasing irony in all of this. Entire libraries have been devoted to explaining what the New Testament says. Fitzmyer’s contribution is to remind readers that understanding what was meant may require travelling through centuries of linguistic evolution and several ancient civilisations before one even reaches the starting line. The book also demonstrates the remarkable lengths to which scholars are willing to go in pursuit of accuracy. Most readers are content to read a sentence and move on. Biblical scholars, by contrast, may happily spend years investigating whether a particular phrase reflects a Greek construction, an Aramaic idiom or a Hebrew influence. Humanity should perhaps be grateful for such dedication, even if it occasionally appears indistinguishable from a highly specialised form of obsession. For students of theology, biblical history, ancient languages and religious studies, this volume remains a significant and respected work. It offers serious scholarship without sacrificing clarity and provides valuable insight into the cultural world from which the New Testament emerged. This 1997 Eerdmans edition is in fine condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It appears to have been treated with considerably more care than many theological arguments, remaining clean, attractive and highly presentable. An excellent acquisition for theologians, clergy, students, historians, language enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys discovering that behind even the most familiar texts lies a vast and intricate web of history, language and human experience. A reminder that sometimes the shortest sentence can have the longest journey behind it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6622/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sementic-background-of-the-new-testament-jun-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eerdmans 9780802843449 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6620 Frank Thompsons Catalogue of Model Cars by Frank Thompson There are collectors, and then there are collectors. Some people casually own a few model cars on a shelf. Others maintain carefully catalogued fleets, know the production history of obscure manufacturers, and can identify a 1:43 scale casting at twenty paces while discussing paint variations that occurred during a brief factory strike in 1968. Frank Thompson’s Catalogue of Model Cars was written for the latter group, though curious outsiders are welcome to peer through the window. Published in 1977, this substantial catalogue belongs to a glorious age when collecting model cars required patience, detective work and occasionally the willingness to spend entire weekends rummaging through dusty boxes at fairs and jumble sales. This was long before internet marketplaces made it possible to locate a rare model in seventeen seconds while sitting on the sofa. Frank Thompson’s catalogue serves as both reference work and treasure map. Within its pages lies an astonishing inventory of model vehicles, manufacturers, variations and details that transformed miniature motoring from a simple childhood pastime into a serious collecting pursuit. To the uninitiated it may seem surprising that so much information can be devoted to tiny cars. To collectors it may seem surprising that there isn’t even more. The beauty of a book like this lies not merely in the information it contains but in what it represents. Every entry hints at countless stories: children racing Dinky toys across carpets, enthusiasts hunting elusive examples at toy fairs, collectors debating values and authenticity, and manufacturers striving to capture the essence of a full-sized vehicle in a model small enough to fit in a pocket. One of the great ironies of collecting model cars is that many of the most valuable examples became valuable precisely because children ignored every instruction regarding careful preservation. The pristine collector’s item often survived because nobody played with it. The battered toy with missing wheels, meanwhile, usually had a far more exciting career. This catalogue celebrates both the objects themselves and the culture that grew around them. As a period piece, the book is fascinating. Published during the golden age of many classic die-cast brands, it captures a collecting world that was already becoming nostalgic about its own recent past. Readers today may find themselves enjoying a double layer of nostalgia: a catalogue of collectibles that has itself become collectible. The book is also wonderfully thorough in the manner of specialist reference works. It assumes, quite reasonably, that readers care deeply about model numbers, manufacturers and variations. There is something reassuringly confident about a publication that knows exactly who its audience is and makes no apology for it whatsoever. This Good-condition copy remains highly usable and attractive. There is a small tear to the top of the spine, a modest blemish that does little to detract from the book’s overall appeal. In truth, a catalogue devoted to vintage model cars wearing a small sign of age feels entirely appropriate. After all, both books and collectibles tend to acquire character over time. Ideal for model car collectors, toy historians, transport enthusiasts and anyone fascinated by the peculiar and delightful ways people choose to spend their spare time. It is equally rewarding as a practical reference and as a snapshot of a collecting hobby at a particular moment in history. Whether you’re searching for information on a treasured childhood model or simply curious about a world where tiny vehicles inspire enormous enthusiasm, this catalogue provides a fascinating journey through the highways and byways of miniature motoring. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where books about collecting often end up becoming collectable themselves, much to the delight of future cataloguers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6620/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frank-thompsons-catalogue-of-model-cars-jun-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kenneth Mason 9780859370851 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6619 Llantwit Major in Camera by Glyn Daniel and Vivian Kelly There are glossy coffee-table books packed with dramatic aerial photography, celebrity endorsements and expensive printing techniques. Then there is Llantwit Major in Camera, a far more dangerous proposition altogether: a book capable of persuading perfectly sensible people to spend an entire afternoon examining photographs of streets, shops, chapels and people who have been gone for decades. Published in 1981 by the Llantwit Major Local History Society, this delightful volume captures the history of one of Wales’s most fascinating towns through the medium of photography. It is a visual time machine assembled by people who understood that today’s ordinary scene is tomorrow’s priceless historical record. Within its pages, readers are invited to wander through vanished streetscapes, forgotten businesses and familiar landmarks caught at moments when nobody imagined they would one day become history. Every photograph quietly asks the same question: "Do you remember when this looked like that?" Even if the answer is no, the images remain endlessly absorbing. Llantwit Major itself possesses a history stretching back well beyond most towns’ comfort zones. Long before modern housing estates, supermarkets and discussions about parking restrictions, it was an important centre of learning and religion. Yet what makes books like this so engaging is not merely the grand history. It is the everyday details. The shop signs. The fashions. The vehicles. The expressions on faces caught by a camera decades ago. There is a wonderful irony to local history photography. Images that may once have seemed entirely unremarkable gradually become fascinating. Nobody rushes to photograph a row of ordinary houses because they expect future generations to be captivated by them. Yet fifty years later those same houses, buses and shopfronts become the stars of the show. The editors have assembled more than a simple collection of pictures. Together, the photographs create a portrait of a community changing through time. Readers familiar with Llantwit Major will find themselves identifying locations and comparing them with the modern town. Readers unfamiliar with the area may discover themselves unexpectedly engrossed in the life of a place they have never visited. As with the finest local history books, there is also an element of detective work involved. Every image contains clues to a vanished world. A discarded advertisement, an old motor car, a style of clothing or a familiar building before later alterations can all trigger memories or inspire further investigation. This 1981 edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has aged rather better than many of the hairstyles, vehicles and architectural fashions likely to be found within its pages, and remains a thoroughly enjoyable browse for anyone interested in Welsh history or local heritage. An ideal acquisition for collectors of Welsh local history, residents of the Vale of Glamorgan, photography enthusiasts, genealogists, or anyone who understands that sometimes the most interesting stories are hidden not in great national events, but in the ordinary lives of ordinary places carefully preserved on film before they disappeared forever.1 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6619/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/llantwit-major-in-camera-jun-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Llantwit Major Local History Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6617 The Natural State by H Dennis Bradley Long before wellness influencers began photographing themselves beside bowls of chia seeds and announcing life-changing discoveries involving cold water, meditation apps and expensive leggings, H. Dennis Bradley was already busy contemplating humanity’s relationship with nature in The Natural State. Published in 1927, this intriguing volume emerges from an era when modernity was advancing at full steam, cities were expanding, motor cars were multiplying, and many thoughtful people were beginning to wonder whether civilisation’s relentless march might occasionally be heading in the wrong direction. Bradley’s answer was not to abandon thought altogether, but to consider what mankind might learn by reconnecting with the simpler principles of the natural world. The result is a wonderfully period piece that somehow feels oddly contemporary. Readers may find themselves nodding along in agreement one moment before remembering that these observations were being made while silent films were still fresh in public memory and the average household considered electric lighting a rather exciting innovation. Bradley writes with the confidence of a man who suspects that nature may know a few things that modern society has forgotten. There are reflections on health, lifestyle, behaviour and the increasingly complicated structures that human beings construct around themselves. Whether you agree with every conclusion is almost beside the point. The fascination lies in observing an intelligent writer wrestling with questions that remain remarkably familiar nearly a century later. There is also a delightful irony running through the book. Modern publishers would probably market many of its ideas under headings such as "mindfulness", "wellbeing", "digital detox" or "holistic living". In 1927 they simply called it a book. One cannot help feeling that Bradley might have been mildly amused to discover entire industries eventually built around concepts he was discussing before most people owned a television. As with many thoughtful works from the interwar period, The Natural State provides an unexpected window into the concerns of its age. Beneath the discussion of nature and society lies a broader portrait of a world trying to make sense of rapid change. The questions may be old, but they remain surprisingly fresh. Collectors of unusual social commentary, early self-improvement literature, alternative health writing, or simply curious corners of twentieth-century publishing will find much to enjoy here. It occupies that wonderfully difficult-to-categorise territory where philosophy, observation, social criticism and personal reflection all mingle together. This 1927 T. Werner Laurie edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. A survivor from the interwar years, it has endured rather more gracefully than many of the certainties held by the age that produced it. Solid, readable and full of period charm, it is a fascinating reminder that every generation eventually discovers that the future is more complicated than expected. An absorbing and thought-provoking relic from a time when people worried that modern life was becoming too artificial. Nearly a century later, one suspects Bradley would feel quietly vindicated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6617/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-natural-state-jum-2026.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books T Werner Laurie Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6616 A Book of Consolations by PJ Kavanagh In an age determined to solve every problem with an app, a podcast, a life coach, a mindfulness retreat and a reusable water bottle, A Book of Consolations arrives from 1992 with a refreshingly old-fashioned proposal: perhaps wisdom gathered over centuries might still have a few useful things to say. P. J. Kavanagh, poet, critic and professional observer of the human condition, assembles a treasury of reflections, quotations, stories and observations intended to provide comfort during life’s less cooperative moments. This is not the sort of book that promises to transform you into a billionaire before breakfast or reveal the seven secret habits of highly effective people who apparently never misplace their car keys. Instead, it offers something rarer: perspective. Within these pages, generations of writers, philosophers, saints, cynics, optimists and pessimists take turns reminding readers that disappointment, grief, frustration, embarrassment and general bewilderment are not modern inventions. Human beings have been making a spectacular mess of things for thousands of years, and yet somehow civilisation has staggered onward regardless. The result is a delightful literary conversation across centuries. One moment you are encountering profound reflections on loss and endurance. The next you are reading something that suggests previous generations were just as confused by life as we are, only they expressed it in better prose and with considerably more Latin. There is a pleasing irony at the heart of the book. A volume devoted to consolation might sound solemn, worthy and faintly medicinal, like being prescribed a gentle walk by a Victorian physician. Yet much of its charm lies in its humanity. Kavanagh understands that comfort often comes not from certainty but from discovering that others have shared the same anxieties, disappointments and absurd predicaments. As a bedside companion, it excels. Unlike a conventional narrative, it can be opened almost anywhere, making it ideal for those moments when concentration is in short supply but curiosity remains intact. A few pages can provide a moment of reflection, a smile, or at the very least reassurance that somebody, somewhere, once endured something even more ridiculous than your current predicament. For modern readers raised on motivational slogans and social media affirmations, there is something wonderfully reassuring about a book that seeks wisdom rather than optimisation. It asks no impossible transformations of its audience. It merely invites them to pause, think and perhaps feel a little less alone. This Harper Collins edition remains in good condition and comes from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It has survived the decades admirably and is ready to provide comfort, amusement and occasional enlightenment to a new reader. An appealing volume for lovers of literature, quotation collections, philosophy, or anyone who occasionally finds the world baffling and would like reassurance that humanity has been collectively baffled for rather longer than they realised. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6616/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-book-of-consolations-jun-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780002159692 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6615 Beloved Infidel by Sheilah Graham and Gerold Frank There are celebrity memoirs, there are Hollywood tell-all books, and then there is Beloved Infidel, a title so magnificently dramatic that it sounds less like a memoir and more like the sort of telegram one receives moments before boarding a train into emotional catastrophe. Written by Sheilah Graham and Gerold Frank, this 1959 volume recounts Graham’s turbulent relationship with none other than F. Scott Fitzgerald, a man who managed the remarkable feat of creating some of the twentieth century’s most celebrated literature while simultaneously conducting his personal life with all the stability of a shopping trolley descending a steep hill. Readers arriving in search of glamorous Hollywood anecdotes will not be disappointed. The book delivers plenty of vintage Los Angeles atmosphere, complete with studios, parties, celebrities, cocktails, heartbreak and enough emotional complexity to keep several generations of literary biographers gainfully employed. Fitzgerald appears not as the distant author of The Great Gatsby but as a gifted, troubled and deeply human figure navigating the final years of his life. What makes the book particularly fascinating is its unusual position somewhere between love story, memoir, literary history and cautionary tale. Graham writes with the perspective of someone who experienced events firsthand, creating a portrait that is both affectionate and painfully honest. The result is often moving, occasionally uncomfortable and frequently illuminating. It reminds us that genius and good judgement are not necessarily travelling companions. Modern readers may find themselves marvelling at a vanished world where writers could become international celebrities, newspaper columnists wielded enormous influence and everybody seemed capable of sustaining themselves on cigarettes, coffee and questionable decisions. It is a world that feels impossibly distant and yet strangely familiar. There is also an irresistible irony in reading a book about Fitzgerald. The man who immortalised the excesses and illusions of the Jazz Age became, in later life, a character almost worthy of one of his own novels. The glamour remains visible throughout, but so do the cracks beneath the surface. This Book Club edition remains in good condition. The page edges show some foxing and there are the inevitable signs of advancing years, which somehow feel entirely appropriate for a memoir concerned with memory, nostalgia and the passage of time. The contents remain sound, readable and engaging. A rewarding find for admirers of Fitzgerald, students of literary history, lovers of old Hollywood, or anyone who enjoys discovering what happened after the final chapter of a famous writer’s life. Unlike many celebrity memoirs, this one has managed the rare trick of remaining genuinely interesting long after the headlines faded. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6615/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beloved-infidel-jun-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6613 e Covid Years - Waltham Vol II by Niki McCann The early 2020s were, by any reasonable measure, a rather unusual time to be alive. Entire countries learned the intricacies of video conferencing, sourdough bread briefly became a national obsession, and phrases such as "social distancing" entered everyday conversation with alarming speed. The Covid Years – Waltham Vol II by Niki McCann arrives as a fascinating local record of those strange times, preserving the experiences of one community while the rest of the world was busy wondering what on earth would happen next. This is local history at its most immediate and human. Rather than focusing on grand political speeches, international summits or statistical charts stretching across television screens, the book concentrates on the lives of ordinary people navigating extraordinary circumstances. In doing so, it captures something that future historians will undoubtedly treasure: what it actually felt like to live through those years. Waltham takes centre stage, but the themes will be familiar to readers far beyond its boundaries. Communities adapted, neighbours helped one another, routines vanished overnight and familiar places suddenly acquired an unfamiliar atmosphere. Streets that had always bustled became quiet. Everyday activities became minor logistical operations. A trip to the supermarket occasionally felt like an expedition into unexplored territory. One of the book’s strengths lies in its attention to the details that larger histories often overlook. Future generations will know the broad outline of the pandemic. They will know the dates, the restrictions and the official announcements. What they may struggle to understand is the peculiar reality of living through it. Books like this preserve those smaller stories before they fade into memory. There is also a gentle irony running through any attempt to document the Covid years. At the time, many people felt they were living through an endless succession of identical days. Yet when viewed with hindsight, those same years become packed with memorable events, unexpected adaptations and stories worth preserving. Human beings, it seems, are remarkably poor judges of the historical significance of the moments they are currently experiencing. Niki McCann’s work serves as both a record and a reminder. It documents resilience, community spirit and the countless adjustments people made to continue with life under unusual circumstances. Some stories are moving, others amusing, and many are quietly revealing about how people respond when normality abruptly takes an extended holiday. Published in 2023, this second volume forms part of an important effort to capture local experiences before they disappear into the fog of collective memory. It is easy to assume that recent events will always remain vivid, but history has a habit of slipping away faster than expected. Today’s headline becomes tomorrow’s footnote unless someone takes the trouble to record it. This Good-condition copy remains an engaging read for anyone interested in local history, social history, community life or the remarkable ways in which ordinary people adapt to extraordinary events. Readers with connections to Waltham will naturally find it particularly rewarding, but the broader themes give it a much wider appeal. There is perhaps something fitting about finding this book on the shelves of Crappy Old Books. After all, one day the Covid years will be discussed with the same detached curiosity currently reserved for rationing, Victorian sanitation or the Great Frost of 1709. Future readers may shake their heads in disbelief at tales of face coverings, hand sanitiser and two-metre distancing while wondering how anybody coped. Perfect for local historians, collectors of contemporary history and anyone interested in how communities record their own stories. A valuable snapshot of a remarkable period, preserving the details that official histories often miss. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where even books about very recent history occasionally arrive looking slightly bemused that they have already become historical documents. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6613/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-covid-years-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nicky and Strilli Oppenheimer 9780954166939 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6612 Painted Books from Mexico by Gordon Brotherston Before books became things you could order online at two in the morning while wearing slippers, they occasionally took far more imaginative forms. Painted Books from Mexico by Gordon Brotherston introduces readers to a world where books were not merely written but painted, where history, mythology, astronomy, religion and politics could all be recorded in vivid images that transformed pages into works of art. Published by the British Museum Press in 1995, this fascinating volume explores the remarkable pictorial manuscripts created by the peoples of ancient Mexico. Long before PowerPoint presentations, infographics and social media timelines attempted to explain complex information visually, Mesoamerican scribes and artists had already perfected the art of telling stories through images. One suspects they would have regarded modern clip-art with a mixture of confusion and disappointment. The books themselves are extraordinary. Created on bark paper, animal skin or cloth, they contain elaborate sequences of symbols, figures, colours and scenes that recorded everything from dynastic histories and sacred rituals to calendars and cosmological beliefs. They are beautiful, mysterious and occasionally bewildering, particularly to readers accustomed to books in which words have the decency to remain in neat horizontal rows. Brotherston acts as a knowledgeable guide through this rich visual tradition, helping readers understand how these painted manuscripts functioned and why they remain so important. He opens a window onto cultures that developed sophisticated systems of recording knowledge long before European contact, demonstrating that history is often far more complex than the simplified versions many of us encountered at school. One of the great ironies surrounding these manuscripts is that many survived despite extraordinary odds. Conquest, war, censorship, neglect and the passage of centuries have removed countless examples forever. The surviving painted books therefore occupy a peculiar position: they are simultaneously fragile artefacts and astonishingly resilient survivors. The subject matter itself can feel wonderfully otherworldly. Here are rulers, gods, ceremonies, journeys through sacred landscapes and visions of the universe unlike anything found in European traditions. Readers may find themselves repeatedly pausing to admire the illustrations before realising they have forgotten to continue reading. This is not necessarily a flaw. Some books demand attention through their prose. Others earn it through their sheer visual splendour. There is also something delightfully humbling about the whole enterprise. Modern society often congratulates itself on discovering new ways to communicate information visually, yet these painted books quietly remind us that humans have been combining art, symbolism and storytelling for centuries. The tools may have changed; the impulse remains exactly the same. This Good-condition copy offers an engaging introduction to a remarkable area of world history and artistic achievement. Whether you are interested in archaeology, anthropology, art history, indigenous cultures or simply beautiful and unusual books, there is much here to enjoy. It is scholarly without being impenetrable and informative without becoming dry. Readers should be warned that the book may inspire a sudden desire to visit museum collections, learn about ancient Mexican civilisations or become mildly obsessed with codices. Such side effects are entirely normal and considerably cheaper than many hobbies. Perfect for historians, art lovers, students, collectors and anyone who enjoys discovering that the history of books is far stranger and more inventive than they previously imagined. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where books about ancient painted manuscripts somehow survive the centuries only to find themselves sharing shelf space with forgotten management guides and 1970s knitting manuals. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6612/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/painted-books-from-mexico-jun-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books British Museum Press 9780714125190 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6610 Go Home Polish by Michal Iwanowski Some books arrive with straightforward titles such as Gardening for Beginners or Introduction to Accounting. Others choose a more direct approach. Go Home Polish falls firmly into the latter category, immediately announcing itself with the sort of phrase that tends to stop conversations, provoke questions and make people glance twice at the cover to ensure they read it correctly. Created by photographer and artist Michal Iwanowski, this unusual and deeply personal work documents a remarkable journey: a walk of nearly 1,200 miles from Wales to Poland. It sounds simple enough when summarised in a single sentence. In reality, it involves crossing countries, landscapes, cultures and memories, all while carrying the complicated baggage that accompanies questions of identity, belonging and migration. The title itself comes from a xenophobic remark directed at the author in Wales. Many people might have dismissed the incident, muttered a few choice words and continued with their day. Iwanowski instead transformed it into an extraordinary artistic project, retracing a route back to the country of his birth and exploring what "home" actually means. This is a wonderfully disproportionate response. Most people write an angry letter. Iwanowski walked across Europe. As the journey unfolds, readers encounter photographs, observations and reflections that transform an individual experience into something much broader. The landscapes change. Borders come and go. Languages shift. Yet the questions remain stubbornly relevant. Where do we belong? What makes a place home? Can a person belong to more than one place at once? And why do humans remain so strangely obsessed with drawing lines on maps and then arguing about them? One of the book’s greatest strengths is its refusal to become either a lecture or a complaint. Instead, it invites readers along for the walk, allowing the journey itself to reveal insights. The result feels intimate, thoughtful and occasionally humorous, even when dealing with serious themes. There is something undeniably compelling about a person setting off on foot to process an experience that most of us would struggle to articulate in a few sentences. The irony, of course, is that the phrase "Go Home Polish" assumes that home is a simple, singular destination. This book demonstrates exactly the opposite. Home turns out to be a far more complicated concept than a street address or a passport. It can be several places at once, or sometimes nowhere obvious at all. Published independently in 2024, this handsome little volume occupies that fascinating territory between travel writing, photography, memoir and social commentary. It is the sort of book that can be read in an afternoon but linger in the mind for considerably longer. Readers expecting a conventional travel guide may be surprised. Readers expecting a political manifesto may be equally surprised. Instead they will find something more subtle and human. This copy remains in good condition overall. The only notable flaw is that the rear cover has been folded at some point, a small imperfection that slightly detracts from what is otherwise a very attractive little book. Given the subject matter, one might even argue that a minor wrinkle acquired during a long journey is entirely in keeping with the spirit of the work. Ideal for lovers of photography, travel, contemporary art, migration studies, memoirs and books that ask interesting questions without pretending to possess easy answers. It is thoughtful, distinctive and refreshingly original. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where even a small folded corner can serve as evidence that a book, much like its author, has travelled a little way before arriving where it belongs. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6610/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/go-home-polish-jun-2026.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michal Iwanowski 9781068620300 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6609 Chwedlau Cymru by Claire Fayers If there is one thing Wales has never suffered from, it is a shortage of legends. Give Wales a mountain and it will attach a giant to it. Give it a lake and a mysterious maiden will emerge from the depths. Leave a cave unattended for five minutes and somebody will discover an enchanted king sleeping inside. Chwedlau Cymru by Claire Fayers gathers together these marvellous stories and presents them for a modern audience, proving once again that Welsh mythology has been cheerfully ignoring the laws of probability for centuries. Within these pages lurk heroes, dragons, magical creatures, shape-shifters, giants, enchanted treasures and enough mysterious happenings to make an insurance assessor resign on the spot. This is a landscape where the ordinary and the extraordinary coexist quite happily, often separated only by a hill, a forest or an unfortunate decision. Claire Fayers serves as an engaging guide through this rich world of folklore, introducing readers to tales that have echoed across Wales for generations. Some stories are noble and inspiring. Others are strange and bewildering. A surprising number involve people making spectacularly poor choices after encountering magical beings. The lessons are clear: be respectful, keep your promises and think twice before accepting gifts from mysterious strangers who emerge from lakes. One of the joys of Welsh legends is their complete refusal to stay within sensible boundaries. English folklore often seems content with the occasional ghost or dragon. Welsh mythology, by contrast, frequently behaves as if someone challenged the storytellers to make every tale at least twenty per cent more magical than the last. Why have one giant when you can have several? Why have an ordinary king when you can have a sleeping king destined to return? Why settle for a normal hound when you can introduce a spectral one from the Otherworld? The irony is that many of these stories were originally passed down as serious cultural traditions, preserving history, identity and values across generations. Today they can sometimes read like wonderfully imaginative fever dreams. Yet beneath the dragons and enchantments lie themes of courage, loyalty, greed, wisdom and human nature that remain surprisingly familiar. Published in 2022, this edition makes these enduring tales accessible to a new generation of readers while retaining all the wonder and mystery that made them survive for centuries in the first place. Whether encountered for the first time or revisited as old favourites, the stories possess a timeless ability to transport readers into a Wales where anything might happen and frequently does. This Good-condition copy is ideal for lovers of folklore, mythology, Welsh history and fantasy. It is equally suitable for younger readers discovering the legends of their homeland and adults who secretly suspect that modern life could benefit from a few more dragons. There is also something delightfully reassuring about a book like this. In an age dominated by algorithms, smartphones and endless notifications, it reminds us that people once entertained themselves with stories involving enchanted cauldrons, magical animals and heroes embarking on impossible quests. Arguably, some of those stories make more sense than social media. Perfect for anyone who enjoys myths, legends and the rich storytelling traditions of Wales. Read it by a fire, on a rainy afternoon, or while looking suspiciously at nearby lakes just in case somebody emerges offering life-changing advice. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where ancient Welsh legends occasionally sit on the shelves between management textbooks and forgotten cookbooks, patiently waiting for their next adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6609/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chwedlau-cymru-jun-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rily Publications 9781804162668 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6608 Saith Selog by Enid Blyton There are many translations of famous books, but few offer quite the delightful cultural crossover of Saith Selog. Here we have one of Enid Blyton’s beloved adventure stories rendered into Welsh, proving that hidden treasures, mysterious islands, secret passages and suspicious-looking adults are every bit as exciting when discussed in the language of dragons, choirs and road signs that appear to contain more consonants than strictly necessary. For generations, Blyton’s stories have introduced young readers to a world where children enjoy astonishing levels of freedom, bicycles are a perfectly adequate substitute for adult supervision, and every holiday somehow develops into an international incident involving smugglers, kidnappers or long-lost family secrets. Modern risk assessors may need to sit down with a strong cup of tea before proceeding. In Saith Selog ("The Secret Seven" to those less fluent in Welsh), a determined band of young detectives once again throws itself enthusiastically into mystery-solving. Armed with notebooks, passwords and an almost supernatural ability to find trouble wherever it may be hiding, the Seven tackle puzzles that would probably result in several safeguarding meetings if attempted today. One of the enduring charms of Blyton’s work is the absolute confidence of its young heroes. Adults spend much of the story being baffled, distracted or spectacularly unhelpful while the children race ahead, uncovering clues and exposing wrongdoers with cheerful efficiency. Police officers arrive eventually, of course, but usually after the children have done most of the difficult work. The Welsh translation adds an extra layer of charm. Familiar adventures gain a fresh voice, and readers may find themselves enjoying the curious experience of reading a quintessentially British mid-century mystery through the lens of modern Welsh publishing. It is a reminder that good stories travel remarkably well, even when accompanied by a different vocabulary. There is also something wonderfully nostalgic about Blyton’s universe. This is a world of sandwiches wrapped for adventures, bicycles leaning against hedges, secret meetings in sheds, and children disappearing for entire afternoons without anybody demanding GPS updates every ten minutes. It is less a realistic portrayal of childhood than a glorious fantasy of independence. The irony, naturally, is that the members of the Secret Seven spend an enormous amount of effort protecting the secrecy of a club that appears to be known by practically everyone in the neighbourhood. Passwords are exchanged with great seriousness. Meetings are conducted with solemn ceremony. Yet somehow suspicious strangers, family members and passing adults always seem able to discover exactly where they are. This 2016 Atebol edition remains in good condition and would make a delightful addition to the shelves of Welsh readers, Blyton collectors, language learners or anyone who enjoys seeing classic children’s literature take on a new linguistic life. Whether read for nostalgia, education or simple enjoyment, it offers the same mixture of adventure, mystery and innocent excitement that has entertained readers for decades. Perfect for young readers discovering Welsh-language books, adults revisiting childhood favourites, or collectors seeking unusual editions of classic Blyton works. It may even inspire a new generation to form secret societies, devise passwords and investigate entirely innocent happenings in the garden shed. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where secret clubs are welcome, provided they remember the password and don’t investigate the stockroom too closely. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6608/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/saith-selog-jun-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Atebol 9781910574515 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6607 Working Identity by Hermina Ibarra There comes a moment in many people’s working lives when they stare into the middle distance, glance at their LinkedIn profile, and quietly wonder how exactly they ended up here. Perhaps they once dreamed of being a wildlife photographer, an astronaut or a bestselling novelist, only to discover that they now spend large portions of their week discussing quarterly objectives on video calls. It is into this existential gap between ambition and reality that Herminia Ibarra steps with Working Identity. This is not one of those career books that promises to transform your life before Tuesday. Nor does it insist that success can be achieved by waking up at 4 a.m., taking ice baths and maintaining a spreadsheet of your personal goals colour-coded by emotional intensity. Instead, Ibarra presents a far more intriguing idea: that people often discover who they want to become not through endless introspection, but by actually trying things. A radical concept, admittedly. Drawing on research, real-world examples and years of observation, Ibarra explores how individuals navigate career transitions, reinventions and those awkward periods when they are no longer quite who they were but have not yet become who they wish to be. It turns out that careers are less like carefully engineered railway lines and more like wandering footpaths that occasionally disappear into a hedge. The book challenges the popular notion that there is a perfectly formed "true self" hidden somewhere inside, waiting to emerge if only one spends enough time journalling. Instead, Ibarra argues that identity evolves through action, experimentation and experience. In other words, if you wish to become something different, it may help to actually do something different rather than merely thinking about it while reorganising your desk. One of the delights of Working Identity is its refreshing honesty. Career change is often presented as a glorious montage sequence in which a dissatisfied office worker suddenly discovers their passion, launches a successful business and spends the remainder of their days smiling meaningfully at sunsets. Real life, as Ibarra demonstrates, tends to involve uncertainty, false starts, occasional embarrassment and a fair amount of improvisation. Published in this 2023 edition by Harvard Business Review Press, the book feels particularly relevant in an era where careers increasingly resemble temporary alliances rather than lifelong commitments. Entire industries appear, transform and vanish within a decade. Job titles multiply like rabbits. Skills become obsolete with alarming efficiency. Against this backdrop, understanding how people reinvent themselves becomes less a luxury and more a survival skill. The irony, of course, is that many readers will purchase a book about career reinvention while avoiding the very risks the book recommends taking. It may spend several months beside the bed, serving as a silent reminder that change is possible while its owner continues attending the same meetings and replying to the same emails. Fortunately, Working Identity remains remarkably patient about such things. This Good-condition copy offers an accessible and thoughtful guide for anyone contemplating a career change, seeking greater professional fulfilment or simply curious about how successful transitions actually happen. It is intelligent without being intimidating, practical without becoming preachy and insightful without resorting to motivational clichés involving eagles. Perfect for managers, professionals, students, entrepreneurs, mid-life career changers and anyone who has ever updated their CV while wondering what they really wanted to be when they grew up. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where books about finding your future occasionally arrive after having completed several unexpected career changes of their own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6607/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/working-identity-jun-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvard Business Review Press 9781647825560 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6605 What Have Charities Ever Done for Us - The Stories Behind the Headlines by Stephen Cook and Tania Mason There are certain questions that polite society prefers not to ask. Questions such as: "Why is this problem still here?" "Who is supposed to be fixing it?" and, perhaps most dangerously of all, "What have charities ever actually done for us?" Fortunately, Stephen Cook and Tania Mason have bravely stepped forward to tackle that final question before somebody in the back row starts muttering that all charities do is send fundraising letters and produce calendars featuring golden retrievers. What Have Charities Ever Done for Us? takes its title from a question that sounds suspiciously like it belongs in a Monty Python sketch and proceeds to answer it with an impressive collection of real-world stories, achievements and historical examples. As it turns out, charities have been rather busy over the years while the rest of us were distracted by social media arguments, reality television and trying to remember where we left our reading glasses. Within these pages lies a tour through the charitable sector that is both enlightening and occasionally surprising. Many of the social improvements we take for granted today have roots in campaigns, organisations and determined individuals who decided that waiting for somebody else to solve a problem was unlikely to produce satisfactory results. Whether tackling poverty, improving healthcare, promoting education, protecting vulnerable groups or pushing governments toward action, charities have repeatedly found themselves doing the sort of work that rarely generates blockbuster movie franchises but nevertheless changes lives. The book’s greatest strength is its determination to move beyond statistics and annual reports. Instead of drowning the reader in worthy spreadsheets and organisational flowcharts, Cook and Mason focus on the human stories behind the headlines. The result is a book that feels less like an academic lecture and more like a guided tour through the often unseen machinery of social change. Of course, charities occupy an unusual place in modern society. They are simultaneously praised as heroes, criticised as bureaucracies, expected to solve impossible problems and occasionally accused of not solving them quickly enough. This book navigates that complicated landscape with admirable clarity, showing both the achievements and the challenges faced by organisations attempting to improve the world while operating on budgets that would barely cover the catering bill for a large corporate conference. Published in 2021, the book arrives at a particularly interesting moment in history, when public expectations of charities have perhaps never been higher. Readers may find themselves reassessing assumptions they never realised they held, discovering that many familiar social advances owe far more to charitable action than popular memory tends to acknowledge. This Very Good copy remains in pleasing condition and offers a fascinating read for anyone interested in society, public policy, social history or simply understanding how countless everyday improvements came about. It is the sort of book that quietly expands one’s perspective while remaining refreshingly readable throughout. Perfect for students, campaigners, volunteers, sceptics, optimists and anyone who has ever wondered where meaningful social change actually comes from. By the final page, readers may not agree with every argument presented, but they are unlikely to ask the title question quite so casually again. A thoughtful, engaging and unexpectedly entertaining exploration of the charitable world, sold by Crappy Old Books, where even books about good deeds occasionally arrive carrying a healthy sense of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6605/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/what-have-charities-ever-done-for-us-jun-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Policy Press 9781447359883 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6603 Interpretation and Langauge Exercises Book One by AWS ubber Interpretation and Language Exercises Book One (c.1960) by A.W.S. Ubber Publisher: Gibson ISBN: None Condition: Good There was once a time when schools believed that reading a passage, understanding it and expressing your thoughts in clear English was a skill worth teaching. Interpretation and Language Exercises Book One is a proud survivor from that era. Published around 1960, this practical educational text belongs to a world in which language was treated not merely as something one happened to use, but as a subject worthy of careful study. The mission of A.W.S. Ubber is simple enough: teach students how to read intelligently, think clearly and write coherently. As educational ambitions go, it is surprisingly radical. The title itself is wonderfully straightforward. There is no attempt to disguise the book’s purpose behind exciting branding or promises of effortless success. There are interpretation exercises. There are language exercises. You will be doing them. The matter appears to have been considered settled. Within these pages readers are presented with passages to analyse, questions to answer and linguistic puzzles to unravel. The goal is not merely to read words but to understand what they mean, why they were written and how language can be used effectively. It is a refreshingly sensible approach that has somehow become more impressive with age. What makes books like this particularly fascinating today is their confidence that young people can cope with complexity. Students were expected to examine texts carefully, draw conclusions, justify opinions and communicate clearly. Nobody appears to have worried excessively about whether the exercises were entertaining. Learning itself was apparently considered sufficient justification. The educational world of 1960 feels wonderfully distant. This was an age of blackboards, fountain pens and exercise books covered in neat handwriting. Teachers distributed textbooks rather than login credentials. Homework arrived on paper. If a student became stuck, the solution did not involve watching a video tutorial while simultaneously checking three social media platforms. Our copy remains in Good condition, having successfully navigated more than six decades of educational reform, curriculum redesign and changing attitudes towards grammar. The pages remain clean and serviceable, ready to challenge a new generation of readers to think carefully about the words in front of them. Collectors of vintage schoolbooks will appreciate its period charm, while anyone interested in the history of education will find it a fascinating glimpse into classroom life during the post-war decades. It is also a useful reminder that many of the skills employers still demand today—reading carefully, thinking logically and writing clearly—were being taught long before anybody invented PowerPoint. There is, perhaps, a certain irony in the book’s continued relevance. Written at a time when communication involved letters, landlines and occasionally telegrams, it addresses problems that remain remarkably familiar in the age of email, messaging apps and social media. People are still trying to understand what others mean. They are still struggling to express themselves clearly. The technology has changed. Human nature appears less cooperative. A charming educational relic from an era when language mattered, comprehension was expected, and the phrase "interpretation exercise" was enough to strike fear into the hearts of schoolchildren across the land. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6603/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/interpretation-and-langauge-exercises-jun-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gibson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6602 The Thread of Gold by Arthur Christopher Benson The Thread of Gold (1912) by Arthur Christopher Benson Publisher: John Murray ISBN: None Condition: Good Some books tell exciting stories. Some books reveal great secrets. Others offer practical advice about gardening, business or repairing household appliances. The Thread of Gold does none of these things. Instead, Arthur Christopher Benson invites readers to sit quietly for a while and think about life. Published in 1912, just before the world was about to experience upheavals on a scale Benson could scarcely have imagined, this reflective and deeply personal work explores happiness, purpose, character and the curious business of being human. It belongs to that wonderfully Edwardian literary tradition in which thoughtful gentlemen sat down and attempted to make sense of existence using little more than intelligence, experience and an excellent command of the English language. Benson was exceptionally qualified for the task. Son of an Archbishop of Canterbury, brother of the novelist E.F. Benson and author of the lyrics to Land of Hope and Glory, he inhabited a world of scholarship, privilege and introspection. Fortunately for readers, he also possessed the rare ability to turn his thoughts into prose that remains engaging more than a century later. The title itself hints at the book’s central idea. Benson searches for the "thread of gold" running through life, the qualities and experiences that give meaning to our existence. This sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing that might become unbearably earnest. Yet Benson’s charm lies in his ability to remain thoughtful without becoming preachy and philosophical without disappearing entirely into abstraction. What makes the book particularly fascinating today is its confidence that readers might actually enjoy contemplating life’s deeper questions. Modern publishing often assumes attention spans last approximately three and a half seconds. Benson, by contrast, expects readers to settle into an armchair and spend an afternoon considering the nature of contentment. Remarkably, he makes a compelling case for doing so. The timing of publication adds another layer of intrigue. Appearing in 1912, the book emerged at the very end of an era that still believed in progress, stability and the orderly advancement of civilisation. Within two years Europe would be at war. As a result, The Thread of Gold feels like a thoughtful conversation from a world standing unknowingly on the edge of enormous change. Our copy remains in Good condition, having survived well over a century of shifting tastes, literary fashions and philosophical trends. The pages remain clean and readable, preserving Benson’s reflections for a modern audience that may find his measured wisdom surprisingly refreshing. Collectors of Edwardian literature, lovers of reflective essays and anyone interested in the intellectual life of pre-war Britain will find much to enjoy here. Even readers who disagree with Benson’s conclusions may appreciate the elegance with which he reaches them. There is a pleasing irony in the book’s continued appeal. Written in an age of horse-drawn carriages and handwritten correspondence, it grapples with many of the same questions that occupy people today. Technology has transformed almost every aspect of daily life, yet humanity remains stubbornly preoccupied with happiness, purpose and how best to spend its limited time. A thoughtful and beautifully written survivor from the twilight of the Edwardian age, reminding us that while the world changes dramatically, the search for life’s "thread of gold" never really goes out of fashion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6602/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-thread-of-gold-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6601 A School Algebra Part II - Without Answers by HS Hall A School Algebra Part II – Without Answers (1911) by H.S. Hall Publisher: Macmillan and Co. ISBN: None Condition: Fair There are many ways to learn mathematics. Some involve encouragement, colourful diagrams and reassuring explanations. A School Algebra Part II – Without Answers adopts a rather different educational philosophy. Published in 1911, this formidable volume by H.S. Hall belongs to the grand tradition of textbooks that looked young scholars directly in the eye and calmly declared, "You will work this out yourself." And just to make sure the lesson sank in, the words "Without Answers" were proudly printed on the cover. This was not a printing error. This was considered a feature. The absence of answers tells us a great deal about the educational world of Edwardian Britain. Teachers expected effort. Students expected difficulty. Publishers apparently expected everyone to get on with it. If a problem defeated you, there was no online forum, no video tutorial and certainly no calculator hiding in your pocket. There was only the textbook, your own determination and the growing suspicion that the person who invented algebra may have held a personal grudge against schoolchildren. Part II naturally assumes that readers have already survived Part I. The gentle introductions are long gone. Here, algebra arrives in earnest. Equations become more elaborate, symbols multiply alarmingly and letters begin behaving in ways that would seem highly suspicious if they were members of the alphabet rather than mathematical variables. What makes the book particularly fascinating today is the sheer confidence of its approach. H.S. Hall was one of the most influential mathematics textbook authors of his era, and his books educated generations of pupils across Britain and beyond. The methods are rigorous, systematic and entirely unconcerned with whether the reader is "having fun". The title’s promise of being without answers adds a certain heroic quality to the enterprise. Every exercise becomes a miniature expedition into the unknown. Every completed problem represents a triumph. Every incorrect solution represents an opportunity to spend another hour staring at a page wondering where things went wrong. Our copy is in Fair condition, which seems only appropriate for a book that has probably spent more than a century being consulted by puzzled students. The wear and ageing are signs of a working life rather than neglect. Like a veteran schoolmaster, it may be a little battered around the edges but remains perfectly capable of presenting unsuspecting readers with mathematical challenges. Collectors of educational history, mathematicians and lovers of vintage textbooks will find much to enjoy here. It is both a practical teaching book and a remarkable time capsule from an era when academic standards were unapologetically demanding and self-confidence was apparently built by withholding solutions. Reading it today offers a glimpse into a vanished classroom where boys in stiff collars and girls with ink-stained fingers wrestled with algebra while the British Empire was still near its height. Somewhere among those pages are the same equations that frustrated, challenged and occasionally defeated students over a century ago. A wonderfully stern survivor from the age when mathematics was serious business, answers were regarded as luxuries, and educational success depended largely upon stubbornness, perseverance and the hope that x would eventually reveal what it was up to. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6601/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-school-algebra-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6600 The Friendship Book of Francis Gay - 1967 by Francis Gay The Friendship Book of Francis Gay – 1967 Publisher: D.C. Thomson ISBN: None Condition: Fair The year was 1967. The Beatles were conquering the world, Swinging London was in full swing, and society appeared determined to reinvent itself at an alarming rate. Amid all this excitement, The Friendship Book of Francis Gay continued its annual mission with the calm determination of a favourite aunt who has absolutely no intention of being swept along by fashionable trends. Published by D.C. Thomson, this much-loved annual arrived each year carrying a reassuring cargo of stories, poems, reflections, quotations and gentle wisdom. While the rest of the world experimented with psychedelic colours and cultural revolutions, Francis Gay quietly encouraged readers to be kind, thoughtful and reasonably sensible. It is difficult not to admire the confidence of the Friendship Book. Modern publications often promise dramatic transformations, instant success or life-changing revelations. Francis Gay offers something far more modest and, arguably, far more useful: a collection of observations designed to make everyday life a little warmer and a little easier to understand. Within these pages are tales of perseverance, friendship, family, community spirit and human decency. There are uplifting anecdotes, thoughtful essays and enough gentle encouragement to keep even the most pessimistic reader afloat for a few chapters. It is the literary equivalent of a comfortable armchair and a well-made cup of tea. The 1967 edition is particularly fascinating because it sits at an intriguing crossroads in British history. While newspapers were reporting social change, political upheaval and cultural revolutions, this annual carried on promoting timeless virtues that would have seemed equally familiar to readers in 1937 or 1997. In many ways, the Friendship Book existed in its own reassuring universe where good manners never went out of fashion. Our copy is in Fair condition, which feels entirely appropriate for a volume devoted to friendship. Like many old friends, it may show signs of age, wear and a life well lived, but it remains dependable company. The pages continue to offer the same warmth and encouragement they provided nearly sixty years ago. Collectors of annuals, social historians and lovers of nostalgic British publishing will find much to enjoy here. It also serves as a fascinating snapshot of everyday values during a decade often remembered for dramatic change. Beneath the headlines and cultural shifts, ordinary people were still reading stories, sharing advice and trying to make sense of life’s challenges. There is a certain irony in the Friendship Book’s survival. In an era when technology allows people to maintain thousands of online connections, this humble annual from 1967 often has more thoughtful things to say about friendship than entire modern social networks. Francis Gay’s secret was remarkably simple: friendship requires kindness, patience and genuine interest in other people. Not exactly revolutionary, yet somehow still worth repeating. A charming survivor from a Britain that has largely disappeared, and a reminder that while fashions, music and technology may change dramatically, the need for friendship, encouragement and a little quiet wisdom remains stubbornly constant. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6600/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-friendship-book-of-Francis-gay-1967-jun-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books DC Thomson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6599 The Friendship Book of Francis Gay - 1971 by Francis Gay The Friendship Book of Francis Gay – 1971 Publisher: D.C. Thomson ISBN: None Condition: Good The year was 1971. Decimalisation had just arrived, flared trousers were gathering momentum, and Britain was preparing itself for a decade that would somehow manage to be both colourful and slightly exhausted at the same time. Fortunately, The Friendship Book of Francis Gay was on hand to provide a calm and reassuring presence amid the chaos. For generations, the annual Friendship Book occupied a unique niche in British publishing. It wasn’t quite an anthology, wasn’t quite a magazine and certainly wasn’t a self-help manual in the modern sense. Instead, it served as a yearly companion filled with stories, poems, reflections, quotations and gentle wisdom designed to help readers navigate life without becoming completely discouraged by it. The 1971 edition continues this tradition with admirable determination. Open it at almost any page and you are likely to encounter a thoughtful observation, an uplifting anecdote or a carefully chosen literary extract intended to restore faith in humanity. This may sound quaint, but it is surprisingly effective. What makes these books so fascinating today is their complete confidence in simple virtues. Friendship, kindness, patience, gratitude and perseverance are treated not as revolutionary discoveries but as perfectly sensible ways to conduct one’s life. There is something wonderfully refreshing about a publication that assumes readers might benefit from encouragement rather than constant stimulation. The Friendship Book emerged from a publishing culture that believed people enjoyed reading things that left them feeling better than when they started. A bold commercial strategy, perhaps, but one that evidently worked. Year after year readers returned for another dose of quiet optimism and practical common sense. As a snapshot of 1971, the volume is particularly intriguing. It reflects a Britain that still valued handwritten letters, neighbourly conversation and the idea that reading a thoughtful article by the fire counted as a perfectly reasonable evening’s entertainment. The world it depicts feels slower, more deliberate and perhaps slightly less inclined to demand immediate responses to everything. Our copy remains in Good condition, having survived more than half a century of changing tastes, technological revolutions and countless New Year’s resolutions. The pages remain clean and inviting, ready to provide the same mixture of comfort and reflection that readers enjoyed when the book was new. Collectors of annuals, social historians and lovers of nostalgic British publishing will find much to enjoy here. It also serves as a charming reminder that long before wellness apps and motivational podcasts, publishers were already producing yearly guides to living well, only with fewer buzzwords and considerably more poetry. There is a certain irony in the Friendship Book’s enduring appeal. In an age when technology promises to keep everyone connected, this modest annual from 1971 often feels more genuinely interested in friendship than many modern platforms built specifically for that purpose. Francis Gay’s formula was disarmingly simple: offer readers kindness, wisdom and a little encouragement. Decades later, it remains surprisingly difficult to improve upon. A delightful survivor from a gentler publishing age, when annuals were treasured, good advice arrived in hard covers, and friendship was considered important enough to merit an entire book devoted to it every single year. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6599/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-friendship-book-of-Francis-gay-1971-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books DC Thomson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6598 The Friendship Book of Francis Gay - 1975 by Francis Gay The Friendship Book of Francis Gay – 1975 Publisher: D.C. Thomson ISBN: None Condition: Good As 1975 dawned, Britain was navigating inflation, industrial disputes, changing fashions and the lingering suspicion that everything had become slightly more complicated than it used to be. Into this uncertainty stepped a familiar and reassuring companion: The Friendship Book of Francis Gay. For decades, these annual volumes occupied a unique place in British homes. Neither quite a magazine nor quite a book, they were part anthology, part companion and part gentle reminder that perhaps the world was not entirely beyond redemption after all. The 1975 edition continues this noble tradition with its carefully selected blend of stories, poems, reflections, quotations and practical wisdom. It is the literary equivalent of a kindly neighbour who always remembers your birthday, sends Christmas cards on time and somehow manages to remain cheerful regardless of what the newspapers are saying. What makes the Friendship Book so charming is its refusal to chase excitement. There are no shocking revelations, no celebrity scandals and no urgent promises to transform your life in twelve easy steps. Instead, it quietly offers encouragement, kindness and common sense. In today’s world this almost qualifies as a radical act. Within its pages readers will encounter observations on friendship, family, perseverance, gratitude and the small pleasures of everyday life. The tone is warm without becoming sentimental and optimistic without becoming unrealistic. It manages the difficult trick of being uplifting while remaining grounded in ordinary experience. The 1975 edition is particularly fascinating as a time capsule. The concerns, values and assumptions reflected in its pages offer a glimpse into Britain during the mid-1970s, a period that now feels both remarkably recent and surprisingly distant. Reading it is like opening a window into a world where people still wrote letters by hand, telephoned from hallways and occasionally sat quietly without being interrupted by notifications. Our copy remains in Good condition, having survived nearly fifty years of changing tastes and publishing fashions. It has weathered the rise of self-help gurus, lifestyle influencers and motivational speakers, all while quietly continuing its annual mission of encouraging readers to be decent human beings. Collectors of annuals, social historians and lovers of nostalgic British publishing will find much to enjoy here. Younger readers may be fascinated by its calm confidence that character matters more than popularity and that friendship deserves more attention than personal branding. There is also something wonderfully ironic about the book’s enduring appeal. Published in an era before the internet connected billions of people, it speaks more thoughtfully about friendship than many modern platforms specifically designed for that purpose. While today’s technology allows us to maintain hundreds of digital connections, Francis Gay gently reminds us that a handful of genuine friendships might be worth considerably more. A delightful survivor from the age of annuals, handwritten correspondence and neighbourly conversation. Proof that while fashions change, technology evolves and decades pass, a little kindness never really goes out of style. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6598/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-friendship-book%20of%20Francis%20Gay%20-%201975.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books DC Thomson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6597 The Friendship Book of Francis Gay - 1974 by Francis Gay The Friendship Book of Francis Gay – 1974 Publisher: D.C. Thomson ISBN: None Condition: Good Long before social media influencers dispensed daily wisdom from tropical beaches, before inspirational quotes were pasted over photographs of sunsets, and before every smartphone came pre-loaded with a thousand opportunities for distraction, there was The Friendship Book of Francis Gay. Published for 1974, this annual institution occupied a uniquely British corner of the literary landscape. Part diary companion, part anthology, part moral support system and part reassuring cup of tea in book form, it was designed to accompany readers through the year with a mixture of stories, poems, reflections and gentle encouragement. The genius of the Friendship Book lies in its complete refusal to be hurried. Modern self-help books often promise to transform your life in seven days, six steps or three easy payments. Francis Gay takes a rather different approach. Instead of urging readers to become wildly successful by next Tuesday, the book quietly suggests that kindness, patience and common sense might still be worthwhile virtues. Revolutionary stuff. Within these pages readers will discover a carefully curated mixture of uplifting articles, observations, anecdotes and literary snippets intended to brighten the darker corners of everyday life. There is a comforting confidence throughout, as though the editors were absolutely certain that humanity would eventually muddle through somehow provided everyone remained reasonably polite. What makes the 1974 edition particularly fascinating is its place in time. Britain was experiencing power cuts, industrial unrest, economic uncertainty and enough social change to keep historians occupied for decades. Yet here is a book calmly carrying on its annual mission of spreading goodwill, friendship and gentle optimism. It is rather like encountering a cheerful aunt determined to offer biscuits while the world outside appears to be having a minor nervous breakdown. The Friendship Book also serves as a remarkable time capsule. The values, assumptions and concerns woven through its pages reflect a Britain that now feels simultaneously familiar and distant. Some passages remain timeless, while others are charming reminders of how much the world has changed since flared trousers ruled the earth. Our copy remains in Good condition, having survived more than half a century of changing fashions, shifting social attitudes and countless New Year’s resolutions that were probably abandoned by mid-January. The pages remain clean and inviting, ready to offer wisdom, comfort and occasional amusement to a new generation of readers. Collectors of annuals, social historians and lovers of nostalgic publishing will find much to enjoy here. Even readers with no previous acquaintance with Francis Gay may find themselves unexpectedly charmed by its warmth and sincerity. In a world increasingly dominated by algorithms, outrage and endless notifications, there is something rather refreshing about a book whose primary ambition is simply to make people feel a little better. A delightful survivor from an era when friendship was considered important enough to deserve its own annual publication, optimism was still printed on paper, and encouragement arrived not through a push notification but through a carefully chosen page waiting to be discovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6597/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-friendship-book%20of%20Francis%20Gay%20-%201974.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books DC Thomson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6596 Gosh its Tosh by John Toshack Gosh It’s Tosh (1976) by John Toshack Publisher: Duckworth / Elmswood ISBN: 0715611984 Condition: Good There are football autobiographies. There are books of sporting photographs. There are collections of poetry. And then there is Gosh It’s Tosh. Published in 1976, at the height of John Toshack’s fame as one half of Liverpool’s legendary strike partnership with Kevin Keegan, this remarkable volume asks a question nobody knew needed answering: what if one of Britain’s most famous footballers released a book of poems and pictures? The result is gloriously, unapologetically seventies. From the moment you encounter the cover, featuring Toshack standing triumphantly with arms spread wide beneath the title Gosh It’s Tosh, you know you are entering a world where confidence levels have reached previously uncharted territory. Even the T-shirt features a picture of John Toshack wearing a Liverpool shirt. There is a certain admirable commitment to the theme. Foreworded by Kevin Keegan, because apparently the project required additional star power, the book captures a fascinating moment when footballers were beginning to become celebrities in a broader sense. Not merely athletes, but personalities. Brands, before anyone used the word "brand" quite so enthusiastically. What makes the book genuinely delightful is that it could only have emerged from the 1970s. This was a decade that looked at convention and decided to have a lie down instead. Somewhere between platform shoes, concept albums and orange household furnishings, somebody evidently concluded that football supporters would welcome a volume combining poetry and photographs from one of Liverpool’s greatest forwards. And, remarkably enough, they probably did. For younger readers, it is difficult to explain quite how famous John Toshack was. Towering, talented and instantly recognisable, he formed part of a Liverpool side that dominated English football. Yet rather than merely producing another account of goals scored and matches won, here he offers something considerably more unusual and infinitely more entertaining. Our copy remains in Good condition, having survived nearly fifty years of changing football fashions, countless managerial sackings and the gradual transformation of football from a Saturday afternoon pastime into a global entertainment industry worth billions. The pages remain sound, preserving this wonderfully eccentric snapshot of sporting celebrity before media training ironed all the personality out of public life. Collectors of football memorabilia will find much to enjoy. Liverpool supporters may regard it as a period treasure. Students of 1970s culture may wonder if they have accidentally stumbled into an alternative timeline. Poetry enthusiasts may be surprised to discover that footballers occasionally have literary ambitions. Everyone else will simply marvel that this book exists at all. A magnificent piece of football ephemera from an age when players seemed larger than life, publishers were willing to take chances and nobody thought it remotely strange to publish a volume called Gosh It’s Tosh. In retrospect, perhaps they should have. Thankfully, they didn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6596/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gosh-its-rosh-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Duckworth - Elmswood 9780715611982 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6595 Aestimanda - Practical Criticism of Latin and Greek Poetry and Prose by MG Balme and MS Warman Aestimanda – Practical Criticism of Latin and Greek Poetry and Prose (1966) by M.G. Balme and M.S. Warman Publisher: Oxford University Press ISBN: None Condition: Good There are difficult books, and then there are books that casually assume you can read Latin and Greek before breakfast. Aestimanda belongs firmly in the second category. Published in 1966 by Oxford University Press, this scholarly volume was designed to help students master the noble art of practical criticism. Not criticism in the modern sense of posting a one-star review online because a parcel arrived late, but the far older and more demanding discipline of analysing the finest literature produced by two of the most influential civilisations in history. The title itself sounds suitably intimidating. Aestimanda roughly translates as "things to be judged" or "things to be evaluated", which is exactly what readers are expected to do. Balme and Warman present passages of Latin and Greek poetry and prose and invite students to examine them carefully, thoughtfully and, ideally, intelligently. No pressure, then. Within these pages lurk many of the giants of classical literature. Roman poets, Greek historians, philosophers, dramatists and rhetoricians all make appearances. Their reward for surviving two thousand years is to be dissected by generations of students armed with pencils, dictionaries and varying levels of confidence. What makes the book particularly fascinating today is the educational world from which it emerged. In 1966, a substantial number of British schoolchildren were still learning Latin and Greek to a level that would astonish many modern undergraduates. Educational authorities apparently believed that translating ancient texts and discussing subtle literary techniques was a perfectly reasonable way for teenagers to spend their afternoons. The result is a book of remarkable seriousness. There are no colourful illustrations, no motivational slogans and certainly no promises that the subject will be easy. Instead, readers are trusted to grapple directly with works that have shaped Western literature for centuries. It is a refreshingly uncompromising approach. Our copy remains in Good condition, having survived decades of examinations, essays and scholarly scrutiny. One imagines it sitting on countless desks beside well-thumbed dictionaries while students attempted to determine precisely why a particular Roman poet chose one word rather than another. The answer was probably "because he was a genius", but examiners traditionally required a little more detail. Today the book offers a fascinating glimpse into the golden age of classical education. It is both a practical teaching text and a reminder of a time when schools cheerfully expected pupils to debate the finer points of Greek lyric poetry without once asking whether it would be useful in a future career. Collectors of educational history, classics enthusiasts and admirers of old-school scholarship will find much to enjoy here. Even readers whose Latin extends no further than the occasional motto will appreciate the book’s intellectual ambition and period charm. A splendid relic from an era when education was unapologetically rigorous, Oxford textbooks were not afraid of intimidating their readers, and young scholars were expected to spend their evenings evaluating the literary merits of authors who had been dead since before the invention of the wheelbarrow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6595/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aestimanda-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6594 Love from Wales - An Anthology by Tony Curtis Love from Wales – An Anthology (2008) edited by Tony Curtis Publisher: Poetry Wales Press ISBN: 9781854110671 Condition: Good Some countries export coal. Some export steel. Wales, meanwhile, has spent a considerable portion of its history exporting poetry, singing and complicated emotions about mountains. Love from Wales – An Anthology, edited by Tony Curtis, gathers together a rich collection of Welsh poetry united by that most troublesome of subjects: love. Not the straightforward, convenient sort of love that appears in greeting cards and romantic comedies, but the far more interesting variety that inspires poems, songs, arguments, longing, heartbreak and the occasional existential crisis. Published in 2008 by Poetry Wales Press, this anthology explores love in its many forms. Romantic love, familial love, lost love, impossible love, remembered love and the kind of love that only seems sensible after several hours of reflection and perhaps a modest quantity of Welsh ale. The result is a literary landscape every bit as varied as the country itself. Tony Curtis, one of Wales’s most respected poets and editors, has assembled voices from across generations, creating a collection that showcases both the richness of Welsh poetry and humanity’s remarkable inability to stop writing about its feelings. Civilisations rise and fall, technologies transform the world and yet poets remain steadfastly committed to describing the complications of the human heart. What makes this anthology particularly enjoyable is that it avoids reducing Wales to clichés. There are certainly echoes of the country’s landscapes, history and culture, but the emotions contained within are universal. Readers do not need to have climbed Snowdon, sung in a male voice choir or successfully pronounced Llanfairpwllgwyngyll to appreciate the sentiments on display. Of course, poetry anthologies often suffer from an unfair reputation. Many people recall being forced to analyse verse at school and emerge with the impression that poetry is merely a series of riddles written by people unwilling to say what they mean. This volume provides a useful corrective. Here the poems remind us that poetry is often simply what happens when ordinary language proves inadequate for the job. Our copy remains in Good condition, meaning it has survived years of being opened, browsed and perhaps occasionally consulted by readers seeking wisdom about matters of the heart. The pages remain clean and inviting, ready to introduce a new audience to a diverse and engaging selection of Welsh poetic voices. Collectors of modern poetry, lovers of Welsh literature and anyone who enjoys thoughtful anthologies will find much to savour here. It also makes an excellent reminder that while technology continues to accelerate at a bewildering pace, the central concerns of human existence remain stubbornly familiar. A warm, intelligent and often moving collection from a nation that has long punched well above its weight in the poetry department. Proof that Wales may be small on the map, but when it comes to writing about love, it has never believed in doing things by halves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6594/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/love-from-wales-jun-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Poetry Wales Press 9781854110671 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6593 Problem Solving With Structured Fortran 77 by DM Etter Problem Solving With Structured FORTRAN 77 (1984) by D.M. Etter Publisher: Benjamin/Cummings Publishing Company ISBN: 0805325220 Condition: Good There are few phrases capable of striking equal measures of nostalgia and mild terror into the hearts of veteran programmers. "Structured FORTRAN 77" is undoubtedly one of them. Published in 1984, Problem Solving With Structured FORTRAN 77 arrives from a glorious age when computers were becoming increasingly powerful, programmers were becoming increasingly ambitious, and nobody yet suspected that one day most of the world’s computing resources would be devoted to streaming cat videos and arguing on social media. Written by D.M. Etter, this book tackles the serious business of teaching readers how to solve problems using FORTRAN 77, the language that spent decades quietly running science, engineering, government and industry while receiving almost none of the glamour enjoyed by flashier technologies. FORTRAN, of course, was not designed to be trendy. It was designed to get things done. If modern programming languages are sleek sports cars packed with touchscreens and voice controls, FORTRAN 77 is a heavily engineered industrial locomotive that arrives precisely on schedule carrying several thousand tonnes of mathematical calculations. Within these pages readers are guided through algorithms, logical structures and programming techniques intended to transform abstract problems into working computer solutions. The emphasis is firmly on thinking rather than merely coding. In other words, the difficult bit. This was a period when programming textbooks assumed that readers possessed patience, determination and at least a passing willingness to spend several hours hunting for a missing comma. There were no helpful online forums, no AI assistants and no search engines offering instant answers. If your programme failed, you were expected to investigate the matter personally, much like a Victorian detective confronted with a particularly stubborn murder mystery. What makes the book particularly fascinating today is its confidence that structured programming represented the future. At the time, this genuinely was cutting-edge thinking. Programmers were learning to organise code logically, reduce chaos and produce software that could be understood by other human beings. History suggests they enjoyed mixed success. Our copy remains in Good condition, which means it has survived four decades of relentless technological change. Since its publication the world has witnessed personal computing, graphical interfaces, the internet, smartphones, cloud computing, machine learning and artificial intelligence. Yet the book remains quietly relevant because the underlying challenge has never changed: how do you teach a machine to solve a problem without accidentally creating three new ones? Collectors of computing history, engineers and veteran programmers will find much to enjoy here. Younger readers may be astonished to discover a world in which entire textbooks were devoted to programming languages, and where software development required reference books rather than a quick internet search. There is also a certain irony in reading a volume devoted to FORTRAN 77 today. Many of the systems built using languages like this were expected to become obsolete decades ago. Instead, some are still running critical scientific, engineering and financial applications while newer technologies come and go around them. A wonderful relic from the golden age of serious computing. Proof that before software became fashionable, before startups became billion-dollar enterprises and before every refrigerator wanted an internet connection, programmers were already wrestling with the timeless challenge of persuading computers to do exactly what they were told rather than what was actually intended. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6593/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/problem-solving-with-structured-fortan-77-jun-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ten Benjamin-Cummings Publishing Company 9780805325225 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6592 Advanced Basic - Applications and Problems by James S Coan Advanced BASIC – Applications and Problems (1977) by James S. Coan Publisher: Hayden ISBN: 0810458551 Condition: Good There was a brief and wonderful period in computing history when owning a computer did not automatically mean knowing how to use one. In fact, the two concepts were often separated by several hundred pages of dense technical manuals and a considerable amount of trial and error. Advanced BASIC – Applications and Problems arrives from 1977, when computers were becoming increasingly accessible, but still retained the ability to make perfectly intelligent adults question their life choices. Written by James S. Coan, this volume assumes that readers have already mastered the basics of BASIC and are now ready to venture into more ambitious territory. The title alone carries a certain confidence. Not merely BASIC. Not even intermediate BASIC. This is Advanced BASIC, where programmes become larger, problems become more complicated and typing a single incorrect character can still bring everything to a grinding halt. Within these pages lie practical applications, programming challenges and problem-solving techniques designed to transform enthusiastic beginners into competent programmers. Readers are encouraged to wrestle with logic, algorithms and code while discovering that computers are astonishingly literal machines. If you accidentally instruct one to do something ridiculous, it will obediently comply. What makes the book particularly fascinating today is the era in which it was written. This was a time when programming was often learned from books rather than websites. There were no online forums, no video tutorials and no helpful search engines waiting to explain why your programme had just crashed. If your code failed, your primary debugging tools were patience, determination and a growing suspicion that line 240 was plotting against you. The BASIC language itself occupies a special place in computing history. For millions of people it served as the gateway into programming, introducing concepts that would eventually underpin careers in software development, engineering and technology. Countless future professionals began their journey by typing pages of BASIC code from books remarkably similar to this one, usually only to discover that a single missing bracket had ruined everything. Our copy remains in Good condition, having survived nearly half a century of technological progress. It has endured the arrival of personal computers, graphical interfaces, the internet, smartphones, cloud computing and artificial intelligence, all while calmly explaining techniques intended for machines whose processing power would now struggle to operate a digital toaster. Collectors of computing history will appreciate its authentic period charm. Programmers may enjoy seeing how complex problems were approached in the formative years of personal computing. Historians of technology will find a fascinating snapshot of an era when the future of computing was still being invented one line of code at a time. Reading it today is rather like consulting a navigation manual from the age of sail. The methods remain ingenious, the knowledge remains genuine and the achievements remain impressive, even if modern technology has moved on dramatically. The underlying principles still matter. Only the machines have changed. A wonderfully nostalgic relic from the heroic age of programming, when memory was measured in kilobytes, storage was a luxury, and "advanced computing" could be accomplished with a language whose most famous command was simply telling the computer to print "HELLO". https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6592/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/advanced-basic-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hayden 9780810458550 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6591 the Younger Verse Speakers Anthology Book II by E Guy Pertwee and Marjorie Lyon The Younger Verse Speakers Anthology Book II (1954) by E. Guy Pertwee and Marjorie Lyon Publisher: Samuel French ISBN: None Condition: Fair If Book I introduced young speakers to the perilous world of standing in front of an audience without dissolving into panic, The Younger Verse Speakers Anthology Book II assumes they survived the experience and are now ready for more. Published in 1954, this second volume continues the noble educational mission of transforming ordinary children into confident reciters of poetry, dramatic verse and carefully selected literary pieces. In an age before PowerPoint presentations, YouTube tutorials and the widespread belief that "winging it" counts as preparation, anthologies like this were serious business. Compiled by E. Guy Pertwee and Marjorie Lyon, the book offers a fresh collection of material designed for performance rather than silent reading. Every poem, speech and dramatic extract exists for a purpose: to be delivered before an audience with clarity, confidence and enough expression to convince listeners that the speaker genuinely understands what they are saying. The selections almost certainly range from the humorous to the heroic, from the whimsical to the worthy. Somewhere within these pages are verses that delighted generations of schoolchildren, and others that were probably greeted with the quiet despair of youngsters suddenly informed they would be performing them in front of parents, teachers and visiting dignitaries. What makes the anthology particularly charming today is the educational philosophy behind it. The editors clearly believed that confidence could be learned, eloquence could be practised and character could be improved through the disciplined art of public speaking. It is an approach that feels wonderfully optimistic and just a little terrifying. As a Samuel French publication, the book naturally carries a theatrical flavour. These are not pieces intended to sit quietly on the page. They were written to be spoken aloud, projected to the back of a hall and delivered with sufficient enthusiasm to keep the audience awake after the interval. Our copy is in Fair condition, which suggests it has spent decades doing exactly what it was meant to do. It may have accompanied nervous pupils to competitions, speech festivals, drama classes and school concerts. The wear it carries feels less like damage and more like evidence of a long and productive career in the service of youthful self-improvement. For modern readers, the book offers a fascinating glimpse into a vanished educational culture. It recalls a time when clear speech was a prized accomplishment, memorisation was expected and standing before a crowd was considered an essential life skill rather than a form of psychological warfare. Collectors of educational books, drama enthusiasts and lovers of vintage anthologies will all find something to enjoy here. Even those with no intention of ever reciting a poem may appreciate its period charm and its reminder that there was once an entire industry devoted to helping children speak confidently in public. A delightful survivor from the age of elocution lessons, school concerts and earnest cultural improvement. Proof that long before social media encouraged everyone to broadcast their thoughts, previous generations were already being trained to command an audience, only with rather better grammar and considerably more poetry. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6591/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-younger-verse-speakers-anthology-book-2-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Samuel French no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6590 the Younger Verse Speakers Anthology Book I by E Guy Pertwee and Marjorie Lyon The Younger Verse Speakers Anthology Book I (1954) by E. Guy Pertwee and Marjorie Lyon Publisher: Samuel French ISBN: None Condition: Fair There was once a time when children were expected not merely to read poetry, but to stand in front of an audience and perform it. Preferably from memory. Preferably without fainting. And preferably while sounding as though they understood every word. The Younger Verse Speakers Anthology Book I belongs proudly to that era. Published in 1954, this collection was designed to provide young speakers with an arsenal of poems, recitations and performance pieces suitable for school concerts, speech days, church gatherings and any other occasion where adults felt children should be encouraged to develop "character" through public embarrassment. Compiled by E. Guy Pertwee and Marjorie Lyon, the anthology gathers together a variety of verse intended to entertain, inspire and occasionally terrify young performers who suddenly realised there were far more people in the room than they had anticipated. Somewhere within these pages lurk brave heroes, amusing mishaps, noble sentiments and enough rhythm and rhyme to keep generations of schoolteachers gainfully employed. What makes books like this so fascinating today is the extraordinary faith they place in the spoken word. Modern children may create videos, podcasts and social media content. In 1954, however, success was measured by one’s ability to stand upright, project clearly to the back row and avoid forgetting the third stanza. The book comes from Samuel French, a publisher long associated with theatre and performance, and that theatrical heritage shines through. These selections were not merely intended to be read. They were meant to be delivered with enthusiasm, expression and perhaps just a touch of dramatic overacting. Our copy is in Fair condition, meaning it has almost certainly fulfilled its intended purpose. One can easily imagine it being carried to rehearsals, consulted before competitions and nervously clutched backstage by aspiring young performers waiting for their moment in the spotlight. Books about public speaking often seem to acquire a little wear, perhaps because their owners spend so much time turning pages with slightly sweaty hands. Today it offers a delightful glimpse into a vanished educational world where elocution mattered, clear diction was considered a virtue and entire afternoons could be devoted to selecting the perfect piece of verse for the school recital. It is both a practical anthology and an accidental social history of how children were taught confidence before anyone invented PowerPoint. Whether you are interested in theatre, education, vintage anthologies or simply enjoy the thought of generations of youngsters bravely declaiming poetry to rows of proud parents, this volume has much to recommend it. A charming survivor from the age when public speaking was a rite of passage, memorisation was a skill worth cultivating, and a well-delivered poem could earn more applause than an entire smartphone ever will. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6590/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-younger-verse-speakers-anthology-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Samuel French no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6589 Modern Computing Methods by National Physical Laboratory Modern Computing Methods (1961) by the National Physical Laboratory Publisher: HMSO ISBN: None Condition: Fair Today, "modern computing" usually involves artificial intelligence, cloud infrastructure, quantum processors and heated debates about whether your phone is secretly listening to you. In 1961, however, Modern Computing Methods represented the cutting edge of human achievement and the thrilling future of electronic calculation. Published by the National Physical Laboratory and HMSO, this volume emerged from a world in which computers occupied entire rooms, consumed enough electricity to illuminate a small village and possessed less memory than a modern digital wristwatch. Within these pages lies the state of the art as Britain understood it during the early years of the computer age. Here are the methods, theories and techniques that helped transform computing from an obscure scientific curiosity into the force that would eventually dominate modern life. The authors could scarcely have imagined that future readers might browse this book while carrying a supercomputer in their pocket and simultaneously complaining that a website takes three seconds to load. What makes this volume so fascinating is that it captures computing before computers became ordinary. Every calculation was precious. Every programme was carefully planned. Every minute of machine time mattered. There were no endless software updates, no pop-up notifications and certainly no desperate attempts to remember forgotten passwords. The National Physical Laboratory occupied a pivotal place in British computing history. This was the institution associated with pioneering developments such as the ACE computer, inspired by Alan Turing’s groundbreaking work. Consequently, this book is more than a technical manual. It is a glimpse into the intellectual workshop where some of Britain’s earliest computing ideas were forged. Our copy is in Fair condition, which feels strangely appropriate for a book devoted to machines. It bears the signs of a working life rather than a decorative one. Like an ageing mainframe that has spent decades faithfully crunching numbers in a government laboratory basement, it may show evidence of use, but it remains entirely capable of performing its intended function. Collectors of computing history, engineers, programmers and anyone fascinated by the origins of the digital world will find much to enjoy here. The terminology may occasionally seem quaint and some of the "modern" methods are now old enough to claim a pension, but that is precisely the appeal. Reading this book today is a little like opening a time capsule from the dawn of the Information Age. The future described within eventually arrived, just not quite in the form anyone expected. The room-sized computers became pocket-sized. The specialist users became everyone. The calculations became invisible. And somehow humanity ended up using unimaginable computational power to share photographs of cats. A remarkable relic from the age when computing was genuinely modern, optimism about technology was almost limitless, and the digital revolution still fitted neatly between the covers of a government publication. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6589/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modern-computing-methods-jun-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6588 Partial Differential Equations of Mathematical Physics by Arthur Gordon Webster Some books arrive with dust jackets. Some arrive with protective sleeves. And then there are books like Partial Differential Equations of Mathematical Physics by Arthur Gordon Webster, whose original owner apparently looked at a formidable volume of advanced mathematics and decided the safest course of action was to wrap the entire thing in brown paper like a treasured school textbook. Published by Dover in 1955, this is not a book for the faint-hearted. It concerns itself with the sort of mathematics that governs heat flow, wave motion, electromagnetism and other phenomena that keep physicists employed and ordinary people quietly grateful that somebody else understands them. While most of us are content to know that a bridge remains standing or that electricity arrives when required, Webster was rather more interested in the equations that explain why. The title itself has a wonderfully uncompromising quality. There are no promises of easy learning, no claims of becoming a mathematical genius in ten simple steps, and certainly no colourful diagrams of smiling students. Instead, it simply announces Partial Differential Equations of Mathematical Physics and leaves the reader to decide whether they are sufficiently brave to proceed. Arthur Gordon Webster was a distinguished physicist and mathematician, and the text reflects a period when scientific books expected their readers to arrive already armed with considerable intelligence, determination and perhaps a pot of strong coffee. This is mathematics presented with confidence and seriousness, from an era before publishers felt compelled to reassure everyone that learning could be fun. Perhaps the most charming feature of this particular copy is the brown paper covering applied by its original owner. One imagines a diligent student, lecturer or researcher carefully protecting their valuable reference work from the hazards of everyday life. The result is that the book has spent decades sheltered beneath its homemade armour, and is quite possibly in better condition underneath than many contemporaries that have spent their lives exposed to sunlight, dust and the occasional coffee stain. As offered by Crappy Old Books, this copy combines academic gravitas with a touch of mystery. What lies beneath the paper? A pristine binding? A forgotten inscription? Evidence of a long-abandoned attempt to solve the universe? The wrapping remains a small historical curiosity in its own right, a reminder that books were once cherished working tools rather than disposable objects. Whether you are a mathematician, physicist, collector of scientific texts, or simply someone who appreciates old books that have clearly been valued by previous owners, this volume offers an intriguing glimpse into mid-century scholarship. It may not teach you to become the next Einstein overnight, but it will certainly make your bookshelf look considerably more intelligent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6588/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/partial-differential-equations-of-mathematical-physics-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dover Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6587 Stories of King Arthur by Blanche G Theaker Step aside, modern fantasy epics with their brooding anti-heroes and twelve-volume story arcs. Stories of King Arthur by Blanche G. Theaker arrives from around 1917 with a much simpler proposition: knights should be noble, quests should be dangerous, and if a mysterious lady appears beside a lake carrying a sword, one should probably pay attention. Within these venerable pages lurk all the familiar ingredients of Arthurian legend: brave knights, enchanted castles, perilous adventures, noble deeds, inconvenient prophecies, and enough chivalry to make a modern office meeting feel like a gathering of particularly unruly barbarians. Arthur and his companions gallop enthusiastically across a Britain that seems remarkably short of health and safety regulations but wonderfully rich in dragons, magic and opportunities for glorious self-sacrifice. Blanche G. Theaker retells these timeless tales in a style intended for younger readers of the Edwardian age, when children were apparently expected to absorb moral lessons, medieval history and heroic ideals all before teatime. The result is a charming glimpse into how one generation introduced another to Camelot, long before Hollywood discovered slow-motion battle scenes and orchestral soundtracks. Published by Ward, Lock & Co. around 1917, this edition has survived more than a century of changing fashions, world events and literary trends. It remains in good condition, which is more than can be said for most of Arthur’s knights after encountering a sorcerer, giant, or particularly argumentative rival. As offered by Crappy Old Books, this copy possesses exactly the sort of gentle age and character one hopes to find in an Edwardian children’s classic. It has already outlived several monarchs, countless bestselling novels, and every single prediction about the future made in 1917. Not bad for a book about a king who may never have existed. Whether you’re a collector of antique children’s books, an enthusiast of Arthurian legend, or simply someone who enjoys rescuing handsome old volumes from obscurity, Stories of King Arthur offers a delightful return to a world where honour mattered, adventures awaited around every corner, and round tables solved at least some seating disputes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6587/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stories-of-king-arthur-jun-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ward Lock and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6586 Famous Boys - A Book of Brave Adventure by Charles D Michael Famous Boys – A Book of Brave Endeavour (c.1910) by Charles D. Michael Publisher: S.W. Partridge & Co. ISBN: None Condition: Good Before social media influencers, reality television stars and professional unboxers of consumer electronics, there were Famous Boys. Published around 1910, this handsome Edwardian volume sets out to answer a question that troubled generations of parents and schoolmasters: how can young boys be persuaded to become hardworking, respectable and successful citizens rather than spending all day throwing stones at things and seeing what happens? Edited by Charles D. Michael, Famous Boys – A Book of Brave Endeavour offers a parade of industrious young heroes whose chief hobbies appear to have been perseverance, determination and getting up early. These are not boys who accidentally became famous after posting a clever video. These are boys who worked relentlessly, overcame adversity and generally behaved in a manner calculated to make every reader feel slightly guilty about wasting an afternoon. Within its pages are tales of ambition, enterprise and self-improvement. The message is clear. Great achievements are built through effort, character and determination. Also, if you happen to discover a successful business empire or become an internationally respected inventor along the way, so much the better. What makes the book particularly delightful today is its complete confidence in the virtues it promotes. There is no cynicism here. No irony. No suggestion that life might occasionally be unfair. The heroes simply encounter obstacles, roll up their sleeves and overcome them through grit and moral fibre. It is all wonderfully earnest and surprisingly charming. The book itself is a lovely survivor from the golden age of Edwardian gift books. Bound in decorative blue cloth with attractive gilt decoration and illustrations, it belongs to that brief period when publishers believed children’s books should look impressive enough to sit proudly on a drawing-room shelf. The result is a volume that feels every bit as substantial as the lessons it contains. Our copy remains in Good condition, having successfully endured more than a century of changing fashions, two world wars, countless educational reforms and the gradual decline of society’s enthusiasm for being told to improve itself. The pages remain sound and readable, while the binding still retains the handsome appearance that first caught the eye of a young reader over a hundred years ago. Modern readers may smile at the book’s certainty that courage, thrift and hard work are the solutions to almost everything. Yet there is something rather refreshing about its optimism. The world it presents may be idealised, but it is populated by people who solve problems by doing something about them rather than writing strongly worded comments beneath newspaper articles. A fascinating Edwardian time capsule, a charming piece of juvenile publishing history and a reminder that every generation has worried about what boys are reading. In 1910 the answer was apparently biographies designed to inspire greatness. Whether they succeeded is another question entirely. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6586/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/famous-boys-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SW Partridge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6585 Elementary Biology in Summer and Autumn by C Bernard Rutley and LJF Brimble Elementary Biology in Summer and Autumn (1945) by C. Bernard Rutley and L.J.F. Brimble Publisher: Macmillan and Co. ISBN: None Condition: Good Published in 1945, just as the world was attempting to return to something resembling normality, Elementary Biology in Summer and Autumn invites readers to step outside, look closely at a hedge, pond, field or unfortunate insect, and discover that nature has been carrying on quite happily without consulting humanity at all. Written by C. Bernard Rutley and L.J.F. Brimble, this delightful educational volume belongs to an era when biology involved actual plants, actual animals and actual muddy shoes. The authors guide readers through the living world as it appears during the warmer months of the year, revealing an astonishing number of things growing, crawling, flying, blooming and generally getting on with life while most people fail to notice. What makes this book particularly charming is its assumption that young readers might willingly spend their spare time observing mosses, collecting leaves or examining the habits of insects. Modern educational publishers might feel compelled to include QR codes, animations and interactive apps. Rutley and Brimble simply point at a beetle and say, in effect, "Look at that. Isn’t it interesting?" And they have a point. The book captures a Britain that was still deeply connected to the natural world. Many of the fields, hedgerows and meadows described within these pages would have been familiar to millions of readers in 1945. Some have since vanished beneath housing estates, bypasses and retail parks, making this volume not only a biology textbook but also a small time capsule of a disappearing countryside. Our copy remains in Good condition, which means it has survived eight decades of educational reform, scientific advancement and countless schoolbooks being discarded when somebody decided children would never again need to know the difference between a stamen and a pistil. The binding remains sound, the pages remain readable and the natural world remains reassuringly indifferent to both. Collectors of vintage science books will appreciate its period illustrations and straightforward approach. Nature enthusiasts will enjoy seeing how biology was taught to earlier generations. Historians may find it fascinating that a book written in the closing months of the Second World War could still devote itself so calmly to flowers, birds and seasonal change. There is something wonderfully optimistic about that. While politicians argued, economies shifted and nations rebuilt, the authors quietly reminded readers that blackberries would still ripen, leaves would still change colour and spiders would continue constructing elaborate traps for flies that had somehow failed to read the warning signs. A charming survivor from a gentler educational age, when science lessons could begin with the simple instruction to go outdoors, pay attention and see what was growing in the nearest hedge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6585/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/elementary-biology-in-summer-and-autumn-jun-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6584 Essentials of Composition by Peter Fitzpatrick and Thomas Hand Essentials of Composition (1958) by Peter Fitzpatrick and Thomas Hand Publisher: Collins ISBN: None Condition: Good Before autocorrect quietly fixed our mistakes, before grammar checkers underlined our every misdemeanour in blue, and before artificial intelligence cheerfully offered to rewrite entire paragraphs, there was Essentials of Composition. Published in 1958, this determined little volume belongs to a world in which writing was regarded as a serious craft rather than something dashed off between checking emails and arguing with strangers online. Peter Fitzpatrick and Thomas Hand set out to teach the noble art of composition, which sounds wonderfully grand compared to today’s rather more casual concept of "typing something and hoping for the best." Within these pages lies a carefully organised campaign against muddled thinking, wandering sentences and essays that begin confidently before disappearing into a fog of uncertainty. The authors patiently explain how ideas should be arranged, developed and expressed, operating on the radical assumption that words ought to make sense when placed together. What makes the book particularly charming today is its complete confidence in the written word. This was an age when a well-constructed paragraph was considered evidence of civilisation itself. The authors seem quietly convinced that if students could simply master composition, many of life’s larger problems might somehow resolve themselves in an orderly and grammatical fashion. Our copy remains in Good condition, which is rather fitting for a book devoted to standards. It has survived more than six decades of educational fashion, language change and the gradual decline of public enthusiasm for semicolons. The pages remain clean, sound and perfectly capable of instructing a new generation in the mysteries of introductions, conclusions and coherent argument. Reading it now offers a delightful glimpse into a time when schoolchildren were expected to write essays about industry, citizenship and the changing seasons rather than produce multimedia presentations featuring animated transitions and stock photographs of people pointing at graphs. Collectors of vintage educational books will appreciate its period charm, while writers may find comfort in discovering that many of the challenges of communication have changed remarkably little. Human beings were struggling to organise their thoughts in 1958 just as enthusiastically as they are today. The only difference is that they did it with fountain pens. A wonderfully earnest survivor from an era when composition was considered essential, handwriting was expected to be legible, and nobody imagined that one day a machine might help write a description of a book about writing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6584/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/essentials-of-composition-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6583 Approach tp Geometry by J Hislop Approach to Geometry (1960) by J Hislop Publisher: Robert Gibson and Sons ISBN: None Condition: Good Geometry is one of those subjects that sounds perfectly innocent until somebody hands you a compass, a protractor and a problem involving a train, three triangles and a circle that somehow knows more than you do. Published in 1960, Approach to Geometry comes from a glorious educational era when mathematics textbooks were written with a calm confidence that suggested every child in Britain would eventually become either an engineer, a surveyor or the sort of person who enjoyed measuring things for recreation. J Hislop’s mission is straightforward enough. Take a bewildering collection of lines, angles, circles and polygons and convince the reader that there is, in fact, a logical system behind all of them. It is an ambitious undertaking. Generations of pupils have stared at geometric diagrams with the expression of someone being shown an ancient treasure map written entirely in code. What makes books like this fascinating today is their wonderfully no-nonsense approach. There are no cartoon mascots, no QR codes, no interactive online resources and certainly no promises that mathematics will be "fun". Instead, there are diagrams, explanations and the quiet assumption that if you apply yourself, eventually the mysteries of Euclid will surrender. Our copy remains in Good condition, having successfully survived more than sixty years of educational reform, calculator invasions, metric conversions and the gradual replacement of blackboards with smart screens. The pages remain perfectly capable of explaining why one angle equals another, even if the reasoning occasionally feels like the mathematical equivalent of a Victorian detective novel. As a period piece, it offers a charming glimpse into mid-century classrooms where rulers were made of wood, teachers wielded chalk with military precision and homework was expected to be completed without consulting an online video featuring an enthusiastic man called Steve. Whether you’re a collector of vintage textbooks, a lover of mathematical history, or simply curious about how geometry was taught when Elvis was topping the charts and the Space Race was just beginning, this is an engaging relic from an age when education was refreshingly direct. A handsome survivor from the era when mathematics was less about colourful graphics and more about persuading triangles to reveal their secrets through sheer persistence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6583/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/approch-to-geometry-jun-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robert Gibson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6582 Counting and Measuring by Wileen M Churchill There was once a golden age when educational books approached mathematics with a mixture of patience, practicality, and quiet determination. Counting and Measuring, written by Eileen M. Churchill and published in 1966 by Routledge and Kegan Paul, comes from that era. It is a book devoted to helping very young children understand numbers, quantities, and measurement, which sounds straightforward until one remembers that humanity has spent several thousand years arguing about mathematics. Subtitled An Approach to Number Education in the Infant School, this volume reflects a time when educational theorists believed children learned best by handling real objects, asking questions, making discoveries, and occasionally getting glue on things that should never have been glued. Rather than reducing learning to endless worksheets and standardised assessments, the emphasis here is on developing a genuine understanding of number concepts. It is educationally wholesome in a way that feels almost revolutionary today. The book serves as both a teaching guide and a fascinating historical snapshot of infant education in the mid-1960s. Within its pages lie discussions of counting, measurement, comparison, and mathematical development, all presented with the confidence of a period when teachers were expected to educate rather than simply administer paperwork. Whether you are a teacher, collector, educational historian, or someone who enjoys peering into the classrooms of the past, there is much to enjoy here. The cover itself deserves a moment of appreciation. With its bold red-and-cream design and unapologetically serious typography, it looks exactly like the sort of book that would have occupied a place of honour on a staffroom shelf. It conveys an air of authority that modern educational publications often replace with cheerful cartoons and stock photography. This book does not need smiling children on the cover. It has measuring. This copy is in good condition and has the added benefit of being wrapped in a protective plastic jacket. Like an important archive document or a treasured first edition, it has been given an extra layer of defence against the hazards of life, dust, and enthusiastic handling. The protection has helped preserve a volume that was designed to be used rather than merely admired. Today, Counting and Measuring offers something rather special: a glimpse into an era when educational reformers were carefully rethinking how children learned mathematics, one counting block at a time. It remains an engaging period piece, a useful educational reference, and a reminder that before calculators, apps, and interactive whiteboards, somebody still had to teach children that three apples and two apples make five apples. The fundamentals, it seems, never really go out of fashion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6582/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/counting-and-measuring-jun-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge and Kegan Paul no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6581 Think It Out by WH Shaw There was a time when educational publishers looked at the world, observed that children possessed brains, and concluded that they should probably be encouraged to use them. Think It Out, written by W.H. Shaw and published in 1973 by Nelson, belongs proudly to that era. Its title is refreshingly direct. There are no promises of instant success, no guarantees of becoming a millionaire by lunchtime, and no claims that merely visualising achievement will solve all problems. Instead, the book proposes something far more radical: thinking. A product of the early 1970s, this volume arrives from a period when classrooms were filled with chalk dust, wooden desks, and the vague belief that education involved more than repeatedly filling in multiple-choice forms. Designed to encourage reasoning, problem-solving, and logical thought, Think It Out asks readers to engage with ideas rather than simply memorise answers. A dangerous concept in some circles. The charm of books like this lies partly in their confidence. They assume that readers are capable of wrestling with puzzles, examining evidence, and arriving at conclusions through their own efforts. Modern educational trends come and go with impressive speed, but the notion that thinking is useful has stubbornly refused to disappear. As a result, this book remains an intriguing snapshot of educational philosophy from a different age. Naturally, being a school-oriented publication from 1973, it also carries a certain nostalgic atmosphere. One can almost hear the rustle of exercise books and the distant scrape of a blackboard eraser. The illustrations, examples, and presentation reflect their era with admirable honesty. It is educational archaeology in paperback form. This copy is in fair condition, which feels entirely appropriate for a book that has likely spent decades encouraging readers to exercise their minds. It shows signs of a life well lived, having survived classrooms, shelves, house moves, and perhaps the occasional encounter with a schoolbag packed by someone with only a passing interest in organisation. The wear merely adds character and confirms that this was a book intended to be used rather than admired from a distance. Whether you are interested in vintage educational texts, nostalgic school books, the history of teaching, or simply enjoy collecting unusual paperbacks from a less frantic age, Think It Out offers an engaging glimpse into a time when learning was expected to involve a little effort. Not everything can be solved by pressing a button, after all. Sometimes you simply have to think it out. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6581/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/think-it-out-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson 9780174330097 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6580 101 Ways to Make Meetings Active by Mel Silberman If you have ever sat through a meeting that could have been an email, a memo, a carrier pigeon, or a brief nod in a corridor, then 101 Ways to Make Meetings Active may be the book for you. Written by Mel Silberman in the optimistic closing days of the twentieth century, this volume tackles one of civilisation’s most enduring mysteries: why gather a room full of adults together only to send them gently into a state of collective hibernation? Silberman approaches the problem with admirable determination, offering not one, not ten, but one hundred and one ways to inject life into meetings. This is a book for trainers, managers, team leaders, facilitators, and anyone who has ever stared across a conference table wondering whether their colleagues were listening, sleeping, or quietly planning an escape through the emergency exit. The suggested activities aim to encourage participation, discussion, creativity, and the radical notion that people attending a meeting might actually contribute something. Published by Jossey-Bass/Pfeiffer in 1999, this book hails from a fascinating period when flip charts still ruled the earth, overhead projectors lurked in darkened corners, and PowerPoint was only beginning its long campaign against human attention spans. Yet much of the advice remains surprisingly relevant. Human beings, it turns out, have changed rather less than office technology. Inside you will find exercises, techniques, icebreakers, group activities, discussion starters, and enough participatory ideas to transform a dreary committee gathering into something approaching organised enthusiasm. Whether this is viewed as a benefit or a warning depends entirely upon your feelings about team-building exercises. This copy is in good condition, meaning it has survived countless opportunities to be waved dramatically during brainstorming sessions or deployed as a defensive shield against motivational consultants. The pages remain clean and presentable, ready to help a new generation of meeting organisers avoid the dreaded phrase, "Could we all just sit through another forty slides?" A practical guide, a workplace time capsule, and perhaps a reminder that meetings have always been slightly ridiculous, 101 Ways to Make Meetings Active remains a cheerful attempt to improve one of office life’s most stubborn institutions. Buy it for the management expert in your life, the serial meeting organiser, or simply as evidence that by 1999 humanity was already desperately trying to solve the problem of boring meetings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6580/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/101-ways-to-make-meetings-active-jun-2026.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jossey-Bass - Pfeiffer 9780787946074 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6579 A Childs Guide to London by AA Methley Imagine London before television, before motorways, before air travel became commonplace, before anyone had heard of social media, streaming services, influencers, or customer loyalty cards. Now imagine seeing that city through the eyes of a child. That is precisely what A Child’s Guide to London offers, and the result is a charming, fascinating, and occasionally bewildering journey into a capital city that was both familiar and utterly different from the one we know today. Written by A. A. Methley and published by Methuen in 1926, this delightful guide was intended to introduce young readers to the wonders of London. Rather than treating the city as a place of traffic jams and expensive coffee, it presents London as an enormous adventure waiting to be explored. Palaces, churches, monuments, parks, historic buildings, and famous landmarks are all explained with the assumption that the reader is curious, intelligent, and perhaps capable of becoming lost if left unsupervised for too long. One of the great pleasures of books like this is that they preserve not just information but perspective. The London described here was contemporary, not historical. For the original reader, Nelson’s Column was not a heritage attraction but simply part of the city they lived in. The Tower of London was already ancient, but the modern world had not yet arrived to surround it with souvenir shops, mobile phones, and tourists photographing their lunches. Reading it today is rather like discovering a postcard from another civilisation. The buildings may still exist, many of the streets remain where they always were, but the assumptions, priorities, and pace of life belong to a very different age. It is a reminder that London in 1926 was not black-and-white history but a living city full of people who considered themselves thoroughly modern. This particular copy possesses an additional distinction. Having been printed in 1926, it has now reached the remarkable age of one hundred years. When this book first appeared, the General Strike had only just occurred, George V was on the throne, and the notion that the book would still be changing hands a century later would have seemed highly improbable. Yet here it is, cheerfully proving the durability of both paper and curiosity. Condition is Good. The book has survived its first century admirably, remaining sound, readable, and considerably more informative than many modern travel guides that assume every problem can be solved by consulting a smartphone. The pages retain all the charm of a period when books were expected to educate, entertain, and occasionally improve the reader. Ideal for collectors of children’s books, London enthusiasts, social historians, and anyone who enjoys peering through a small window into everyday life a century ago. Whether you are interested in the city itself or simply fascinated by how previous generations viewed the world around them, A Child’s Guide to London is an engaging and unexpectedly evocative companion. As sold by Crappy Old Books: because not every book can claim to have spent a hundred years waiting patiently for its next reader. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6579/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-childs-guide-to-london-jun-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6578 Our New Religion by HAL Fisher There are few things more entertaining than discovering that every generation believes it is living through a revolutionary intellectual awakening. In 1933, H. A. L. Fisher took a look at one such phenomenon and decided it deserved a closer examination. The result was Our New Religion, a compact but thought-provoking volume from the celebrated Thinkers Library series. Despite its title, this is not a handbook for founding your own faith, nor does it involve robes, sacred relics, or instructions for constructing a shrine in the spare bedroom. Instead, Fisher turns his attention to Christian Science, a movement that had attracted considerable attention and controversy during the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. With a mixture of analysis, scepticism, and intellectual curiosity, he explores how and why new systems of belief emerge, gain followers, and establish themselves in the public imagination. One of the delights of reading books like this today is the realisation that debates we often imagine to be uniquely modern are usually anything but. Questions about belief, authority, science, medicine, personal experience, and the appeal of alternative explanations were being argued over vigorously long before social media, podcasts, influencers, or wellness gurus arrived on the scene. Human beings, it turns out, have always been remarkably inventive when searching for answers. Fisher approaches his subject with the confidence characteristic of educated public thinkers of the period, a time when distinguished historians and politicians cheerfully wrote short books explaining important matters to the wider public. Whether readers agree with every conclusion is beside the point; the real pleasure lies in observing an intelligent mind engaging seriously with ideas that many of his contemporaries regarded as either revolutionary or deeply alarming. This Thinkers Library edition is itself a small piece of publishing history. The series sought to bring serious intellectual discussion to ordinary readers at affordable prices, proving that there was once a thriving market for pocket-sized books on philosophy, religion, politics, and science. Imagine a world in which people voluntarily purchased short works on theology and social theory for entertainment. Remarkable times indeed. Condition is Good. The book has survived more than ninety years of changing fashions, shifting beliefs, and repeated declarations that society is heading in entirely the wrong direction. The binding remains sound, the text remains readable, and it has weathered the decades rather more successfully than many of the movements and controversies discussed within its pages. For collectors of Thinkers Library titles, students of religious history, enthusiasts of social commentary, or anyone fascinated by the recurring cycle of new ideas becoming established certainties before being challenged by even newer ideas, Our New Religion offers a fascinating glimpse into the intellectual climate of the inter-war years. As sold by Crappy Old Books: because every generation discovers a brand-new answer to life’s biggest questions, and every previous generation leaves behind a shelf full of books explaining why they’re wrong. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6578/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/our-new-religeon-jun-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thinkers Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6577 They Have Their Exits by Airey Neave Some wartime memoirs are content to recount events from a comfortable distance. They Have Their Exits takes a rather more direct approach, largely because its author spent a significant portion of the Second World War escaping from German prisons and helping other people do the same. Written by Airey Neave, soldier, escapee, intelligence officer, future politician, and owner of what may have been one of the most adventurous CVs in twentieth-century Britain, this remarkable memoir tells the true story of captivity, resistance, ingenuity, and determination during the darkest years of the war. Neave became the first British prisoner of war to make a successful escape from the supposedly escape-proof Colditz Castle, a feat that sounds improbable enough to belong in fiction but happened nonetheless. The book is packed with tunnels, disguises, forged documents, secret plans, and all the other ingredients one expects from a wartime thriller. The difference is that the participants did not enjoy the luxury of knowing they would survive until the final chapter. Every scheme carried genuine risks, every setback had serious consequences, and every successful escape represented a small but meaningful victory against an enemy determined to prevent it. One of the great pleasures of the book is Neave’s understated style. Rather than presenting himself as an action hero, he writes with a calm practicality that somehow makes the events even more extraordinary. The reader is frequently left with the impression that tunnelling out of a high-security prison, crossing occupied Europe, and repeatedly deceiving hostile authorities was all part of a reasonably busy week. This 1955 Pan Books edition belongs to a golden age of paperback publishing, when dramatic real-life stories were sold in compact volumes small enough to fit into a coat pocket and sturdy enough to survive journeys on trains, buses, and holidays by the seaside. There is no ISBN because the publishing industry had not yet discovered the joy of assigning long strings of numbers to everything in sight. Condition is Fair. This particular copy has lived an eventful life of its own and has clearly decided that surrender was not an option. The spine and inner front hinges have been repaired and reinforced, making the book pleasingly sturdy once again. The repairs are honest rather than invisible and remain visible to the careful observer, which is reflected in the Fair grading. In a curious way this feels rather appropriate for a memoir about resilience, endurance, and carrying on despite sustaining a few knocks along the way. For readers interested in the Second World War, escape stories, military history, Colditz, espionage, or simply accounts of remarkable courage under pressure, They Have Their Exits remains one of the great wartime memoirs. It is a reminder that history was shaped not only by armies and governments, but also by individuals armed with determination, ingenuity, and an almost unreasonable refusal to accept confinement. As sold by Crappy Old Books: because some books survive the decades gracefully, while others stage a daring breakout from structural failure and carry on regardless. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6577/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/they-have-their-exits-jun-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6576 The Zimmermann Telegram by Barbara W Tuchman Few documents in history have managed to alter the course of world events while simultaneously sounding like the plot of a rather far-fetched spy thriller. The Zimmermann Telegram is one of them. The remarkable fact, however, is that it actually happened. In this engrossing work, Barbara W. Tuchman takes a single intercepted message and unravels an extraordinary tale of diplomacy, espionage, codebreaking, international intrigue, and political miscalculation. In January 1917, German Foreign Secretary Arthur Zimmermann sent a secret telegram proposing an alliance with Mexico in the event of war with the United States. The British intercepted it, deciphered it, and somehow had to convince the Americans it was genuine without revealing that they were reading German communications. What could possibly go wrong? As Tuchman demonstrates, quite a lot. The result is a narrative that often feels less like a history book and more like an espionage novel in which nobody has informed the participants that future generations will be studying their mistakes. Governments scheme, diplomats manoeuvre, intelligence officers perform feats of ingenuity, and politicians attempt to navigate events that are rapidly spiralling beyond anyone’s control. One of the book’s enduring pleasures is its reminder that history is frequently shaped not by grand theories but by individual decisions, misunderstandings, lucky breaks, and moments of astonishing bad judgement. The telegram itself was intended to remain secret. Instead, it became one of the most famous diplomatic messages ever sent, helping to influence American public opinion and ultimately contributing to the United States entering the First World War. Barbara Tuchman, one of the twentieth century’s finest popular historians, writes with such clarity and pace that even readers who normally regard diplomatic history as a form of punishment may find themselves unexpectedly captivated. She possesses the rare ability to make government paperwork feel exciting, which is a skill that should perhaps have earned its own medal. This 1967 NEL Mentor edition comes from a period when serious historical works were routinely squeezed into affordable paperbacks and carried around by students, teachers, military enthusiasts, and curious readers who somehow survived without podcasts explaining everything first. There is no ISBN because the publishing world had not yet fully embraced the idea that every object required a unique identifying number and several filing cabinets. Condition is Good. The book remains in commendably sound shape despite chronicling a century-old communications disaster. The pages are clean, the binding remains respectable, and the contents are considerably more reliable than the security arrangements employed by certain governments featured within. Perfect for readers interested in the First World War, espionage, diplomacy, intelligence history, and the comforting realisation that bureaucratic blunders long predate the invention of email. It is a story of secrets, codes, unintended consequences, and the remarkable capacity of human beings to create international crises through a combination of confidence and optimism. As sold by Crappy Old Books: because sometimes the most influential message in history wasn’t a declaration of war, but a confidential telegram that really should have stayed confidential. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6576/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-zimmermann-telegram-jun-2026.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books NEL Mentor no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6574 Anger and After by John Russell Taylor There are books that explain a cultural movement, and then there are books that arrive just after the cultural movement has finished smashing the furniture and attempt to work out what on earth happened. Anger and After is very much the latter. Published in 1963, John Russell Taylor’s study examines the phenomenon of Britain’s so-called "Angry Young Men" – that loose collection of writers, playwrights, and intellectual troublemakers who spent the 1950s pointing out that post-war Britain was perhaps not quite the glorious meritocracy everyone had been promised. They were angry, disillusioned, sarcastic, and often found in bedsits complaining about society, which made them ideal literary heroes and probably exhausting dinner guests. Taylor charts the rise of figures such as John Osborne, Kingsley Amis, Alan Sillitoe, and their contemporaries, exploring how a generation of writers challenged the cosy assumptions of British culture. The result is part literary criticism, part social history, and part forensic investigation into the national pastime of grumbling. What makes the book especially enjoyable is that it analyses rebellion from a safe historical distance. The revolutionaries of yesterday are examined with scholarly seriousness, which is one of civilisation’s great ironies. Few things age faster than youthful outrage. The angry young men became middle-aged establishment figures, the establishment became unfashionable, and subsequent generations discovered entirely new things to be angry about. This Pelican Books edition comes from a golden age when intelligent non-fiction was sold in affordable paperbacks to commuters, students, and people who genuinely thought reading about literary movements was a pleasant way to spend a Saturday afternoon. There is no ISBN because Britain had not yet fully embraced the idea that every object required a unique numerical identity. Condition is Good. The book remains in pleasingly respectable shape considering that it has spent more than sixty years discussing people who considered respectability deeply suspicious. The pages are sound, the text remains sharp, and its arguments have survived rather better than many of the cultural battles it describes. For modern readers, Anger and After offers a fascinating reminder that every generation believes it has invented dissatisfaction. Long before social media, comment sections, podcasts, and twenty-four-hour outrage cycles, there were playwrights and novelists loudly declaring that society had lost its way. The technology changes, but the complaints remain comfortingly familiar. A thoughtful, engaging, and occasionally amusing piece of literary history. Ideal for students, theatre enthusiasts, cultural historians, and anyone who enjoys discovering that the good old days were largely occupied by people complaining about the good old days. As sold by Crappy Old Books: because yesterday’s rebels eventually become today’s academic subject matter, and someone has to keep the evidence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6574/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anger-and-after-jun-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6573 The Trial by Franz Kafka If you’ve ever woken up and thought, "I wonder what it would be like to be arrested by an unknown authority for an unspecified crime and then spend the rest of my life trying to understand why?", then congratulations: Franz Kafka has already done the hard work for you. First published in the early 20th century and still making readers feel mildly uncomfortable over half a century after this Penguin Modern Classics edition appeared in 1963, The Trial follows Josef K., an ordinary bank clerk whose life takes a turn for the bureaucratically absurd when he is informed that he is under arrest. The catch? Nobody will tell him what he has done wrong. What follows is a nightmarish journey through a maze of officials, offices, regulations, and procedures that seem to exist purely to prevent anyone understanding them. In many ways, The Trial predicted modern life with alarming accuracy. Endless paperwork, mysterious decisions, departments that refuse to explain themselves, and a creeping sense that the system has become more important than the people it serves. Kafka somehow managed to write a novel that feels equally at home in Imperial Europe, a 1960s government office, or a modern customer-service chatbot loop. This 1963 Penguin Modern Classics edition comes from that glorious era when serious literature was packaged in sensible paperbacks and sold to students, intellectuals, and people hoping to look intellectual on trains. It lacks an ISBN because the world was still young and optimistic enough to believe books could exist without thirteen-digit identification numbers. Condition is Good. The book has survived more than sixty years of readers attempting to determine whether Kafka was a genius, a pessimist, or simply the first person to spend too long on hold to an administrative department. It remains sturdy, readable, and considerably easier to understand than the legal system depicted within its pages. A landmark of twentieth-century literature, a masterclass in existential dread, and perhaps the only novel that can make a trip to the Post Office feel reassuringly straightforward. Recommended for lovers of classic fiction, philosophical nightmares, and anyone who has ever filled out a form only to be told they needed a different form first. As sold by Crappy Old Books: because sometimes the most unsettling thing about Kafka is realising he might have been right. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6573/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-trial-jun-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6571 The Last of the Wine by Mary Renault Some historical novels attempt to recreate the ancient world. Mary Renault seemed to wander into ancient Greece, make friends with philosophers, attend a few political meetings, witness a military campaign and then return to the twentieth century with notes. The Last of the Wine is one of her finest achievements, a richly atmospheric novel that transports readers to Classical Athens with such confidence that modern life begins to feel like the temporary interruption. First published in 1956 and presented here in this 1962 Four Square Books edition, the novel follows the life of Alexias during the turbulent final years of the Peloponnesian War. Against a backdrop of political intrigue, military conflict, friendship, loyalty and personal growth, Renault paints a vivid portrait of a civilisation often remembered for its philosophers but which was, inconveniently, also full of ordinary human beings making complicated decisions. One of the great ironies of history is that ancient Athens is frequently held up as the cradle of democracy, philosophy and civilisation, while simultaneously spending much of its time arguing, fighting, plotting and making questionable political choices. In other words, it turns out that the ancient Greeks may have been rather more modern than they are often given credit for. Renault’s genius lies in making the distant past feel alive. Her Athens is not a museum display populated by marble statues. It is noisy, uncertain, ambitious and intensely human. Philosophical debates sit alongside military disasters. Great historical figures appear not as untouchable legends but as participants in a society trying to understand itself. Readers expecting dry historical reconstruction are likely to find themselves unexpectedly swept into a remarkably engaging story. There is also something wonderfully reassuring about the fact that people living two and a half thousand years ago worried about politics, friendship, reputation, war and the future. Civilisations rise and fall, empires come and go, yet humanity remains remarkably committed to repeating many of the same mistakes. As a work of historical fiction, The Last of the Wine has earned its reputation as a classic. Renault combined meticulous research with a genuine gift for storytelling, creating novels that satisfy both history enthusiasts and readers who simply enjoy a compelling narrative. Few authors have managed to make ancient Greece feel simultaneously exotic and familiar. This particular copy has clearly enjoyed a life of its own. It is in fair condition, with a slanted spine that suggests decades of enthusiastic reading, travelling, shelving, unshelving and perhaps the occasional late-night chapter that turned into three more. The cover hinge has also received a few careful repairs to reinforce it. Rather fittingly for a novel that has survived for generations, the book itself has benefited from a little practical preservation. At Crappy Old Books, we have a certain affection for volumes like this. Perfect copies can sit untouched on shelves looking immaculate. Copies such as this one have stories of their own. They have been read, carried, opened repeatedly and valued enough for someone to keep them going when time began to take its toll. This edition remains entirely readable and continues to offer everything that has made Mary Renault beloved by generations of readers: intelligence, atmosphere, humanity and an extraordinary ability to bring the ancient world to life. A classic historical novel from a master of the genre. The wine may be the last, but the appeal of Mary Renault’s storytelling appears to have aged rather better than most civilisations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6571/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-of-the-wine-may2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6569 Ancient Education and Today by EB Castle Education is one of humanity’s favourite subjects. Every generation is convinced the previous generation did it wrong, the next generation is doomed, and somewhere in the middle a committee is commissioned to investigate why children no longer know what anyone thinks they ought to know. Ancient Education and Today is a fascinating reminder that these arguments are far older than most people realise. Written by E.B. Castle and published in this 1967 Pelican edition, the book explores the educational systems of the ancient world and compares them with modern ideas about learning, teaching and civilisation. It turns out that long before league tables, online learning platforms and endless debates about curriculum reform, the Greeks and Romans were already worrying about what young people should be taught and whether society was heading in entirely the wrong direction. One of the great pleasures of this book is the comforting discovery that educational arguments are apparently immortal. Ancient philosophers complained about the youth of their day. Teachers worried about standards. Parents fretted about preparation for adult life. Students looked for ways to avoid difficult work. In other words, very little appears to have changed over the past two thousand years except the availability of Wi-Fi. Castle examines the educational traditions of classical societies, exploring how they shaped citizens, leaders, thinkers and soldiers. Education in the ancient world was not simply about passing examinations. It was often intended to produce a particular type of person, someone capable of fulfilling a role within society. Whether that role involved governing an empire, debating philosophy or commanding a legion varied considerably, but the ambition was remarkably consistent. There is a delicious irony in reading a book about ancient education from the perspective of the modern age. The ancient Greeks developed systems designed to produce wise and virtuous citizens. Modern education often seems designed to ensure nobody forgets their password for the online portal. Somewhere between Socrates and spreadsheet training, civilisation appears to have become rather more complicated. What prevents the book from becoming dry is its broader perspective. This is not merely a catalogue of old schools and forgotten lessons. It is an exploration of enduring questions. What is education actually for? Should it train people for work, cultivate character, encourage independent thought or preserve cultural values? The fact that these questions remain unresolved is perhaps the strongest evidence of their importance. As with many Pelican Books, there is a wonderful confidence in the writing. This was an era when publishers believed ordinary readers were perfectly capable of engaging with serious ideas, and authors responded by producing thoughtful works that informed without patronising. The result is a book that feels scholarly but approachable, intelligent without becoming intimidating. This 1967 edition now occupies an amusing position in history. A book comparing ancient education with the modern world has itself become part of educational history. Readers today can observe not only the ancient systems being discussed but also the assumptions and concerns of the 1960s. It is effectively a historical study wrapped inside another historical study, rather like finding a Roman coin inside a Victorian biscuit tin. This copy is in good condition and is sold by Crappy Old Books. It remains a rewarding read for anyone interested in history, education, philosophy or the recurring suspicion that every generation is convinced it has invented problems that humanity has actually been discussing since antiquity. An engaging journey through centuries of educational thought. Proof that while classrooms, technologies and teaching methods may change, the eternal question of what children ought to learn remains gloriously unresolved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6569/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ancient-education-and-today-may-2026.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6567 Archaeology of the New Testiment by RK Harrison There are some books that ask big questions about faith, history and civilisation. There are others that involve men in sensible jackets spending years brushing dirt off broken pottery. Archaeology of the New Testament somehow manages to combine both pursuits into a single volume. Written by R.K. Harrison and published in 1964, this fascinating work explores the physical world behind the New Testament, taking readers beyond the familiar pages of scripture and into the dust, ruins, inscriptions and excavations of the ancient Near East. It is a reminder that history is occasionally discovered not in grand libraries but by someone kneeling in a trench wondering whether the oddly shaped lump they have just unearthed is a priceless artefact or yesterday’s lunch. The great appeal of archaeology is that it has a habit of turning up uninvited evidence. Empires vanish, cities crumble, documents are lost and entire civilisations disappear beneath the soil. Then, decades or centuries later, someone arrives with a trowel and starts asking awkward questions. Harrison examines how archaeological discoveries illuminate the historical setting of the New Testament, bringing to life the cities, cultures and political realities of the first-century world. What makes this book particularly charming today is that it comes from a period when archaeology still possessed a certain air of adventure. This was the era when discoveries regularly made newspaper headlines, scholars debated inscriptions with enormous enthusiasm, and every newly uncovered fragment seemed capable of rewriting somebody’s understanding of the ancient world. There is a wonderful optimism running through books of this period, a belief that history still had many secrets left to reveal. Of course, there is something delightfully ironic about spending hundreds of pages investigating events from two thousand years ago while modern society struggles to remember where it left its car keys. Harrison’s world is one of Roman roads, ancient coins, ruined cities and forgotten inscriptions. It is a world where tiny fragments of stone and pottery become clues in a vast historical puzzle stretching across centuries. Readers with an interest in biblical history will find plenty to enjoy, but the book also appeals to anyone fascinated by archaeology itself. Even when discussing technical subjects, there is an underlying sense of detective work. Each excavation, inscription or artefact becomes another piece of evidence helping to reconstruct a distant age. As a physical object, this 1964 edition feels entirely appropriate for its subject matter. It has now become an historical artefact in its own right, a book about ancient history that has itself acquired a respectable amount of history. One suspects that future archaeologists may one day excavate piles of forgotten electronic devices and wonder why their owners abandoned perfectly good books in favour of them. This copy remains in good condition and is sold by Crappy Old Books. It offers not only an exploration of the archaeological background to the New Testament but also a glimpse into a period when scholarship was presented with confidence, seriousness and the occasional whiff of pipe tobacco. A thoughtful, engaging and surprisingly readable journey into the ancient world. Less treasure hunting than Hollywood would suggest, perhaps, but considerably more informative and with a far lower risk of being chased by giant rolling boulders. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6567/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/archaeology-of-the-new-testiment-may-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6566 Drifs Guide 1995-97 by Drif Field Guides If you have ever wandered into a second-hand bookshop and wondered whether the proprietor was a misunderstood genius, a benevolent eccentric, or someone who actively resents the existence of customers, then Drifs Guide 1995-97 may be the field manual you never knew you needed. Published in 1995, this gloriously idiosyncratic guide is nominally a directory of second-hand and antiquarian bookshops across Britain and Ireland. In reality, it is something far stranger: part travel guide, part social commentary, part prolonged argument with the entire book trade. Drif Field became legendary among book collectors for his brutally honest assessments of shops, stock, pricing, opening hours, and the peculiar habits of booksellers. His reviews were often less "consumer advice" and more "literary character assassination." Long before online reviews allowed everyone to complain about poor service, Drif was already doing it professionally and with considerable enthusiasm. This guide roams across the British Isles cataloguing dusty treasures, hidden gems, and establishments that appear to have given up on commerce sometime during the Wilson government. The result is a book that is frequently funnier than many books intentionally written as humour. There is a wonderful irony in the fact that a guidebook intended to help people find second-hand books has itself become a sought-after second-hand book. Many of the shops listed have vanished, some have moved, others have probably been converted into flats, coffee shops, or artisan candle boutiques. As a result, the guide now serves as an accidental time capsule of Britain’s book trade in the years just before the internet changed everything. What makes Drif’s work memorable is the voice. Modern guidebooks strive for neutrality and balance. Drif preferred colourful opinions, cryptic abbreviations, sharp observations, and occasional flights of eccentricity. Reading it feels like being driven around the country by a particularly knowledgeable friend who has spent decades buying books and has developed strong views about virtually everyone involved in selling them. For book collectors, bibliophiles, historians of the trade, or anyone fascinated by Britain’s disappearing landscape of second-hand bookshops, this is a genuinely entertaining artefact. For everyone else, it remains an unexpectedly funny snapshot of a world where finding an obscure volume required shoe leather, persistence, and occasionally the ability to decipher the temperament of the shop owner. This copy is in good condition and comes from a period when guidebooks were printed on paper, navigation involved maps, and customer reviews required the inconvenience of actually publishing a book. As sold by Crappy Old Books, it offers a nostalgic journey through a lost kingdom of dusty shelves, improbable opening hours, and booksellers who may or may not have wanted your custom in the first place. A guide to bookshops, certainly. A guide to human nature, arguably. A guide to diplomacy when asking for a discount from an antiquarian bookseller, absolutely not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6566/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drifs-guide-1995-97-may-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Drif Field Guides 9780951000564 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6565 The Virgin Soldiers by Leslie Thomas Some books arrive politely. Others swagger into the room half-drunk, sunburnt and singing rude songs at closing time. The Virgin Soldiers by Leslie Thomas, published here in a 1971 Pan Books edition, belongs emphatically to the second category. This is one of those gloriously British novels that somehow manages to be hilarious, melancholy, vulgar, affectionate and faintly tragic all at once — rather like Britain itself, really. Set during the Malayan Emergency, the novel follows a group of young British National Servicemen posted far from home and not remotely prepared for adulthood, warfare or indeed basic emotional competence. Leslie Thomas understood perfectly that armies are not composed entirely of hardened heroes. More often they consist of bewildered young men trying to look confident while quietly panicking about absolutely everything. And that, naturally, is where the comedy begins. The title alone remains wonderfully provocative. The Virgin Soldiers sounds either deeply literary or mildly scandalous depending on the decade in which you encounter it. In practice, it turns out to be both. Thomas captures that peculiar moment where boys are expected to become men through a process involving tropical heat, military bureaucracy, alcohol, romantic confusion and institutional shouting. Published in this 1971 Pan edition, the book arrives from the golden age of British paperback publishing when covers promised excitement, danger and perhaps somebody in khaki looking emotionally conflicted. Pan Books practically specialised in novels designed to be read on trains, beaches, military bases and rainy weekends while pretending one had purchased them “for the historical background”. What makes The Virgin Soldiers endure, though, is that Leslie Thomas genuinely liked his characters. Lesser writers often mock young soldiers from a distance. Thomas writes them from inside the confusion. The result feels authentic in a way polished war epics rarely achieve. Beneath the jokes and chaos lies something painfully recognisable about youth itself: the desperate attempt to appear worldly before one has the faintest idea what one is doing. There is also something deeply British about the emotional tone here. Americans tend to make war stories heroic. The British often make them awkward. Someone is always sweating, missing home, misunderstanding romance or attempting dignity while disaster unfolds nearby. Thomas understood that comedy and sadness are usually separated only by timing. Physically, this copy is in good condition, which is impressive considering Pan paperbacks of this vintage were rarely treated gently. Books like this lived hard lives. They were folded into duffel bags, abandoned in boarding houses, read in pubs, loaned to unreliable friends and left beside beds in overheated flats with ashtrays balanced dangerously nearby. Survival into respectable old age represents a considerable achievement. And what a fascinating object these old paperback war novels now are. Once mass-market entertainment for commuters and servicemen, they have gradually become accidental social history. The language, attitudes and atmosphere preserve a version of Britain that feels simultaneously distant and oddly familiar: cynical, funny, emotionally repressed and permanently surviving on tea. A superb copy for collectors of Pan paperbacks, admirers of Leslie Thomas, military fiction enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys novels where humour and heartbreak coexist in uneasy but deeply human partnership. Also highly recommended for readers who appreciate British writing at its best: witty enough to make you laugh and honest enough to leave a bruise afterwards. Crappy Old Books: preserving Britain’s emotionally compromised paperbacks one creased spine at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6565/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-virgin-soldierws-may-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330201919 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6564 Thursday Afternoons by Monica Dickens There are novels with dramatic titles involving betrayal, war and doomed passion, and then there is Thursday Afternoons by Monica Dickens — a title so magnificently ordinary it sounds less like a novel and more like a recurring emotional condition experienced somewhere between lunch and mild disappointment. Published in Penguin paperback form in 1958, this is classic Monica Dickens territory: sharply observed British life filled with humour, humanity and the quiet chaos lurking beneath respectable routines. Because nobody wrote everyday British existence quite like Monica Dickens. Where other writers searched for extraordinary people, Dickens understood that ordinary people are already more than complicated enough. Somewhere in Thursday Afternoons there will almost certainly be social awkwardness, emotional entanglement, well-meaning confusion and at least one character trying heroically to maintain dignity while events conspire against them. British fiction of this era excelled at precisely that sort of drama: not explosions or conspiracies, but the infinitely more dangerous territory of tea tables, expectations and feelings politely left unspoken for decades. And honestly, “Thursday afternoons” really are a perfect setting for low-level existential uncertainty. Mondays still possess structure. Fridays contain hope. But Thursday afternoon has a uniquely British emotional texture — the point in the week where people begin staring vaguely out of windows wondering whether this can really be all there is. Monica Dickens clearly recognised the literary potential immediately. Published in 1958, this Penguin edition comes from that golden age of intelligent paperbacks when serious fiction was sold affordably to commuters, students and quietly overburdened adults travelling home on soot-covered trains. Old Penguins have an atmosphere modern books struggle to replicate. They feel woven directly into everyday life rather than manufactured as lifestyle accessories. There is also something wonderfully comforting about Monica Dickens’ worldview. She sees human absurdity clearly, but without cruelty. Her characters may be foolish, trapped, stubborn or emotionally chaotic, yet she generally treats them with warmth rather than contempt. In an era where much modern fiction seems determined to prove humanity unbearable, that gentleness feels surprisingly refreshing. Condition is good overall, with the notable addition of a scribble on the cover — which somehow only increases the charm. Scribbles on old Penguins always invite speculation. Was it a bored student? A distracted commuter? Somebody absentmindedly testing a pen during a rain-soaked train journey in 1963? These marks become part of the book’s archaeological record: tiny traces of previous lives intersecting briefly with the object now sitting in your hands. And really, old paperbacks should look slightly lived-in. These were not luxury collectibles originally. They were practical companions carried in handbags, coat pockets and suitcases, read in waiting rooms and beside cups of tea while Britain quietly adjusted itself to the post-war world. A perfectly pristine Penguin sometimes feels faintly suspicious, as though it has somehow escaped life entirely. A delightful copy for admirers of Monica Dickens, collectors of vintage Penguins, lovers of mid-century British fiction, or anyone who appreciates novels where the emotional stakes emerge not from melodrama but from the beautifully complicated business of ordinary human existence. Also ideal for readers who enjoy wit tempered with melancholy and the faint sense that civilisation itself may depend upon keeping calm in awkward social situations. Crappy Old Books: rescuing slightly scribbled fragments of Britain’s emotional history one Penguin at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6564/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thursday-afternoons-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6562 The Organisation of Small Libraries by Joan Allen There are books that dream of changing the world, and then there are books that quietly explain how to catalogue pamphlets without civilisation collapsing. The Organisation of Small Libraries by Joan Allen, published by Oxford University Press in 1961, belongs magnificently to the latter tradition: a calm, practical and deeply civilised manual from an era when Britain still believed proper indexing systems might hold society together through sheer administrative determination. And honestly, they may have had a point. At first glance, this sounds almost impossibly niche. A book about organising small libraries. Yet that is precisely what makes it wonderful. This is not a glossy celebration of vast national collections with marble staircases and billionaire donors. No — this is about the humble realities of actual libraries: parish libraries, village institutes, church reading rooms, school collections, local reference shelves and all the tiny stubborn outposts of organised knowledge scattered quietly across mid-century Britain. Joan Allen approaches the subject with the kind of composed authority unique to librarianship before computers arrived and ruined everyone’s handwriting. Somewhere in these pages lies advice on cataloguing, classification, shelving, accessioning and all the hidden machinery required to stop books descending into complete anarchic disorder. Because every library, however small, exists permanently on the brink of chaos. One misplaced gardening manual and suddenly Thomas Hardy is living beside veterinary science. Published in 1961, the book radiates the atmosphere of post-war Britain at its most methodically hopeful. This was a period when institutions genuinely believed in systems. Filing systems. Decimal systems. Classification systems. Britain had endured war, rationing and austerity, and its response was apparently to organise everything very carefully in duplicate. The Oxford University Press imprint only deepens the charm. OUP once produced vast numbers of these sober, intelligent instructional books under the assumption that ordinary adults might willingly spend evenings learning about indexing procedures. Imagine such confidence in the public now. Today the same subject would probably emerge as a “content management solution webinar” hosted by a man called Tyler. And yet there is something oddly beautiful about old library manuals. They reveal a vanished faith in knowledge as a public good. Small libraries mattered because books mattered, and books mattered because people believed reading could improve lives rather than merely optimise personal branding. Every village library represented a tiny declaration that civilisation should remain accessible within walking distance of the post office. Physically, this copy is in good condition, which is impressive considering practical library books often lived unusually strenuous lives. One imagines this volume spending decades beside index cards, rubber date stamps and sternly labelled shelves, perhaps under the supervision of a cardiganed librarian capable of silencing a room with a single glance. These were working books, not decorative objects. They earned their survival. There is also a wonderful irony in reading a manual on small libraries today, when entire generations carry infinite searchable information in their pockets yet still somehow cannot locate a PDF downloaded three hours earlier. Joan Allen’s world was slower, more physical and infinitely more dependent on little handwritten systems that actually worked. A delightful curiosity for librarians, bibliophiles, collectors of educational publishing, local historians or anyone who appreciates the quietly heroic infrastructure behind organised knowledge. Also highly recommended for people who enjoy books about systems, procedures and the noble human dream that if everything is labelled properly, perhaps existence itself might become manageable. Crappy Old Books: preserving the paperwork of civilisation one slightly dusty hardback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6562/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-organisation-of-small-libraries-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6561 Renaissance and Baroque by Heinrich Wolfflin There are art history books, and then there are books written with such grand intellectual confidence that they appear to be attempting to reorganise Western civilisation itself. Renaissance and Baroque by Heinrich Wölfflin, published here in a 1984 Collins edition, belongs gloriously to the second category: a slim but formidable classic in which architecture, painting and aesthetics are examined with the seriousness of military strategy and the occasional intensity of a theological dispute. Wölfflin — one of the great Swiss art historians, and a man whose name alone sounds like it should echo through candlelit university corridors — essentially helped invent modern formal art history. Before him, people often discussed art in terms of biography or historical anecdote. Wölfflin arrived and calmly announced that entire artistic eras possessed distinct visual languages which could be analysed systematically. One imagines Victorian academics blinking slowly while clutching their monocles. And honestly, he had a point. This book explores the transition between the ordered balance of the Renaissance and the dramatic theatricality of the Baroque — which sounds terribly abstract until you realise he is basically explaining why one set of buildings looks calmly mathematical while the other appears to be having an emotional crisis involving cherubs. Renaissance art says, “Civilisation is rational.” Baroque art replies, “Yes, but what if we added spiralling marble and overwhelming spiritual ecstasy?” The joy of Wölfflin is that he writes with complete certainty about visual culture in a way modern academia often seems too frightened to attempt. There are no apologetic buzzwords here. No “problematising spatial discourse within contested narratives”. Instead, Wölfflin strides confidently through centuries of European art pointing at things and explaining why they matter. It is oddly exhilarating. Published by Collins in 1984, this edition belongs to that wonderful era when serious intellectual books still appeared in affordable paperback form for the optimistic reader who believed they might casually absorb the foundations of art historical thought during a train journey to Croydon. There was once an entire publishing ecosystem built around the assumption that ordinary people might voluntarily read about Baroque spatial dynamics for pleasure. A magnificent civilisation, now largely lost. Physically, this copy is in good condition, which is impressive considering books on art history often lead unexpectedly hard lives. They are carried to lectures, annotated furiously by students at 2am, stacked beside reproductions of Caravaggio, and abandoned in university flats occupied by people surviving on coffee and vague existential despair. Surviving copies tend to acquire the slightly worn dignity of retired lecturers. There is also something deeply comforting about old academic paperbacks from this period. They possess a seriousness entirely free from marketing hysteria. Nobody is promising to “unlock your creativity” in seven easy steps. Wölfflin simply expects you to sit down, pay attention and learn why the Renaissance and Baroque are visually different. Astonishingly, this turns out to be far more satisfying than most modern self-improvement literature. A superb volume for art lovers, architecture enthusiasts, collectors of classic humanities texts, students of European culture, or anyone who enjoys books written before publishers became terrified of intellectual confidence. Even readers with only a passing interest in art history may find themselves unexpectedly drawn into Wölfflin’s grand vision of civilisation expressed through line, form and space. Crappy Old Books: preserving the paper foundations of civilisation one slightly foxed paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6561/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/renaissance-and-baroque-may-2026.jpg 41.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780002173490 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6560 Eye Spy Look A Like by Private Eye There are books that attempt to educate, books that attempt to inspire, and then there are books like Eye Spy Look A Like by Private Eye — publications devoted entirely to the deeply British art of staring at two unrelated people and declaring, with enormous confidence, “They do look a bit similar actually.” Published in 1988, this gloriously unnecessary masterpiece captures a lost golden age of satirical humour before the internet industrialised side-by-side comparisons into a global sport conducted by exhausted people on social media. And honestly, there is something magnificent about the simplicity of the concept. No plot. No grand thesis. Just photographs, visual coincidences and the quiet national understanding that public figures deserve mild humiliation whenever they accidentally resemble eighteenth-century composers, damp ferrets or regional councillors from Swindon. The cover alone tells you everything you need to know about Britain in the late 1980s. Yellow background. Loud typography. Slightly chaotic image placement. Arthur Scargill apparently resembling Rossini for reasons no one can fully explain. It radiates the unmistakable energy of a country surviving on satire, tea and low-level institutional distrust. Produced by Private Eye, naturally, because only Private Eye could take what should have been a single amusing magazine filler and expand it into an entire commercially published hardback with complete confidence. This was peak British satirical culture: a time when people still bought humour books to leave beside toilets, and when comedy largely consisted of pointing out that a politician resembled a startled badger. And yet these books are weirdly addictive. Once you start flipping through them, your brain begins deteriorating almost immediately. Every face starts resembling another face. Historical figures merge with soap actors. Bishops resemble racehorses. Television presenters become indistinguishable from Victorian industrialists. By page forty you are no longer entirely certain what humans are supposed to look like in the first place. The late-1980s atmosphere is glorious throughout. This was the era of proper print satire, before memes automated the process and before everyone carried an infinite image archive in their pockets. Back then, somebody at Private Eye had to physically discover these similarities, assemble them manually, and publish them with the quiet dignity of Fleet Street professionals. A slower, nobler civilisation. Condition is good overall, though with fading to the spine and cover as shown in the scan — which honestly feels entirely appropriate for a humour book from 1988. These books were not bought as investment-grade collector’s items. They were read on trains, left in waiting rooms, carried to pubs and repeatedly shown to guests beginning with the words “Look at this one.” Surviving copies inevitably acquire the slightly weary appearance of people who have spent decades attending dinner parties. The fading itself somehow improves the experience. It gives the book the aura of an ageing satirical veteran that has seen governments rise and fall while continuing to insist that public figures resemble household objects. There is honour in that persistence. A superb item for collectors of British satire, Private Eye devotees, lovers of visual humour, or anyone nostalgic for the strange analogue world before the internet transformed every passing resemblance into content within twelve seconds. Also ideal for coffee tables, bathrooms, commuter bags, or passive-aggressively leaving open during political discussions. Crappy Old Books: preserving Britain’s slightly faded sense of humour one eccentric paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6560/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eye-spy-look-a-like-book-may-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Private Eye 9780233983356 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6559 Book of Biblical Quotations by Anthony J Castagno There are few things more wonderfully optimistic than the human belief that somewhere, hidden among several thousand years of scripture, there exists the perfect quotation for every conceivable situation. Book of Biblical Quotations by Anthony J. Castagno, published in 1981 by Pickering and Inglis, is the noble result of precisely that conviction: a carefully assembled treasury of biblical wisdom designed for sermons, speeches, reflections, letters, awkward conversations with relatives, and possibly moments of profound existential collapse beside the airing cupboard. And what a gloriously specific publishing genre this is. Before search engines arrived to reduce all human knowledge to frantic keyword panic, people actually owned quotation books. Entire shelves of them. Quotations about friendship. Quotations about leadership. Quotations about gardening. Quotations for weddings, funerals and mildly disappointing retirement dinners. Somewhere in Britain, for much of the twentieth century, there was always a respectable person reaching for a reference book in order to locate an appropriately uplifting verse before writing in a sympathy card. This volume belongs proudly to that tradition. Anthony J. Castagno has done the hard work so you do not have to spend three hours wandering through Leviticus looking for something suitable to include in the parish newsletter. The result is a deeply practical little volume that also becomes, almost accidentally, a fascinating portrait of how people once engaged with scripture: not merely as doctrine, but as a living reservoir of language, comfort, authority and occasionally devastatingly good one-liners. Because the Bible, whatever one’s beliefs, really does contain extraordinary quotable material. It has poetry, rage, despair, joy, vengeance, hope, livestock regulations, apocalyptic visions and enough dramatic dialogue to sustain civilisation indefinitely. Modern self-help books generally manage about 240 pages explaining how to drink water mindfully. Ecclesiastes simply arrives, announces that everything is vanity, and leaves again like an exhausted Victorian uncle. Published by Pickering and Inglis — a name that instantly conjures dusty evangelical bookshops and sensible tweed jackets — this 1981 edition radiates the quiet confidence of old religious publishing. No glossy marketing slogans. No “unlock your potential”. Just a solid reference work produced by people who assumed readers possessed both patience and bookshelves. Condition is good, which is impressive considering quotation books tend to lead surprisingly eventful lives. They are not passive shelf ornaments. They get consulted repeatedly, carried into studies, left beside typewriters, balanced on lecterns and occasionally attacked with underlining pens by enthusiastic clergy. One suspects this copy may once have belonged to somebody who genuinely cared about finding exactly the right verse for exactly the right occasion — a concept both admirable and faintly terrifying. There is also something irresistibly charming about the pre-digital practicality of the whole enterprise. Today we type vague emotional states into search bars at 2am. In 1981, one might calmly reach for Book of Biblical Quotations, consult the index under “Perseverance” or “Tribulation”, and proceed with considerably more dignity. A delightful oddity for collectors of religious books, lovers of vintage reference works, students of biblical literature, or anyone who appreciates the fading world of earnest twentieth-century publishing. Even entirely secular readers may find themselves unexpectedly entertained by the sheer ambition of cataloguing divine wisdom into convenient thematic sections. Crappy Old Books: preserving humanity’s paper attempts to organise eternity since absolutely ages ago. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6559/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/book-of-biblical-quotations-may-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pickering and Inglis 9780720804850 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6555 Fanatics Guide to Cats by Roland Fiddy Before the internet transformed cats into full-time digital employees with sponsorship deals and emotional support TikTok accounts, there were books like Fanatics Guide to Cats by Roland Fiddy — compact little monuments to feline obsession from a gentler age when cat enthusiasm was still conducted primarily through novelty gift books, fridge magnets and middle-aged relatives who owned decorative plates. Published in 1992 by Exley Publications, this is peak early-1990s cat culture: cheerful, mildly unhinged, and absolutely certain that cats are superior to humanity in every measurable category. Which, to be fair, they probably are. Roland Fiddy, whose very name sounds like someone who ought to own at least six waistcoats and a deeply sarcastic tabby, produced exactly the kind of book that flourished in gift shops before the age of algorithmic recommendations. Small enough to fit beside a teacup, charming enough to be given at Christmas by an aunt who says things like “this reminded me of you”, and dangerous enough to trigger immediate conversations about whether cats are affectionate or merely tiny fur-coated landlords. And let us be honest: the answer is landlords. The genius of books like this lies in their complete understanding that cat ownership is less a hobby and more a long-term psychological negotiation. Dogs may worship humanity, but cats behave as though they reluctantly tolerate us in exchange for heating and administrative support. Entire civilizations have risen and fallen while cats continued calmly licking themselves in doorways, unmoved by empire, philosophy or the invention of Wi-Fi. The early 1990s setting makes the whole thing even more glorious. This was a period when Britain briefly convinced itself that humour gift books represented the pinnacle of publishing sophistication. Bookshops overflowed with tiny hardbacks about golf, gardening, Labradors, tea, fishing, retirement and mildly passive-aggressive domestic wisdom. Exley Publications practically built an empire on the concept of “small decorative books your mum buys near the till”. And somehow, against all odds, many of them remain oddly charming. Physically, this copy is in good condition, which means it has survived decades of potential cat-related hazards: fur, claws, damp windowsills, and being knocked off furniture at 3am by an animal expressing abstract artistic dissatisfaction. Cat books rarely lead easy lives. They tend to live beside armchairs, accumulate biscuit crumbs, and develop the faint aura of houses containing at least one elderly Persian named something like Montague. There is also something delightfully pre-ironic about 1992 animal humour. Modern internet culture tends to portray cats as existential nihilists running cryptocurrency scams. Back then, cat humour revolved around them being sleepy, arrogant and occasionally disapproving of upholstery. Simpler times. Better times, arguably. Whether you are a committed cat fanatic, collector of quirky gift books, lover of vintage humour publishing, or simply someone who understands the peculiar emotional blackmail techniques employed by domestic felines, this is a wonderfully atmospheric little survivor from the golden age of novelty hardbacks. And unlike an actual cat, this one will not stare at you judgmentally while you try to eat toast. Crappy Old Books: rescuing forgotten curiosities from the bottom shelf of Britain’s collective spare room. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6555/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fanatics-guide-to-cats-may-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Exley Publications 9781850152378 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6554 Masquerade by Kit Williams There are books, and then there are cultural events disguised as books. Masquerade by Kit Williams, published in 1982 by Jonathan Cape, is one of the latter: a gloriously eccentric collision of art book, treasure hunt, fever dream and national obsession that somehow persuaded an entire generation of sensible adults to spend weekends digging holes in the countryside looking for a golden hare. Britain was different then. For the uninitiated, Masquerade was not merely read. It was decoded, analysed, worshipped, argued over and, in some cases, probably blamed for mild nervous breakdowns. Hidden within Kit Williams’ astonishingly detailed paintings and cryptic text was a real buried treasure: an 18-carat gold jewelled hare concealed somewhere in England. Readers became amateur cryptographers overnight. Entire social circles vanished into obsessive debates about sun positions, shadows, astrology, apples, rabbits, geometry and whether that slightly suspicious-looking leaf on page fourteen “meant something”. Naturally, it all became completely unhinged. The early 1980s were perhaps the last moment in history when a beautifully illustrated puzzle book could trigger a nationwide intellectual treasure panic before the internet arrived to spoil everything in under forty minutes. People drove around the countryside with OS maps and thermos flasks. Newspapers ran theories. Conspiracy flourished magnificently. Somewhere, probably in Surrey, a man with elbow patches became convinced the fate of civilisation depended upon a badger hidden in a watercolour. And through it all stood Kit Williams: artist, mystifier, woodland alchemist and apparent enemy of straightforward leisure activities. The artwork alone is extraordinary — dense, luminous, strange and deeply English in the best possible sense. Every page looks as though it was painted by a wizard forced to illustrate a gardening catalogue under extreme emotional pressure. Even without the puzzle, the book remains hypnotic: part fairy tale, part surrealist painting exhibition, part nervous breakdown in hardback form. This 1982 Jonathan Cape edition captures the phenomenon at its purest, back when Masquerade was still generating obsession rather than nostalgia. Condition is good, which is impressive considering many copies from the period were handled not like books but like sacred encrypted artefacts. Owners scribbled notes inside them, held pages up to mirrors, traced illustrations, and stared at tiny details until family members became concerned. Some copies probably accompanied midnight expeditions involving shovels and increasingly strained marriages. Physically, the book has tremendous shelf presence. It belongs to that golden age of oversized illustrated hardbacks produced before modern publishing decided everything should resemble a motivational podcast. You can practically smell the early-1980s ambition radiating from it. Jonathan Cape clearly understood they weren’t merely publishing a children’s book; they were releasing a beautifully bound national distraction. Today, Masquerade survives as something rather rare: a genuine cult object that fully deserves its reputation. Collectors adore it. Puzzle enthusiasts revere it. Nostalgic Gen X readers remember it with the haunted expression of people who once spent six months believing treasure might be buried behind a village pub in Bedfordshire. A marvellous copy for collectors of illustrated books, puzzle culture, eccentric British publishing, or anyone who appreciates artefacts from that vanished pre-digital era when mysteries remained mysterious for longer than a TikTok refresh cycle. Crappy Old Books: unearthing strange relics from Britain’s collective subconscious since absolutely ages ago. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6554/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/masquerade-may-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape 9780224029377 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6552 Syria - The Rough Guide by Andrew Beattie and Timothy Pepper There are some travel guides that age gracefully. Others become accidental time capsules from vanished worlds. Syria – The Rough Guide by Andrew Beattie and Timothy Pepper, published in 1998 by Rough Guides, now occupies a strange and rather poignant place somewhere between practical handbook, historical artefact, and portal into a Middle East that feels simultaneously recent and impossibly distant. (books.google.co.in) Back in 1998 this was sold as an adventurous but entirely sensible purchase for independent travellers armed with backpacks, mosquito repellent, and a slightly over-romantic idea of ancient caravan routes. Syria, the guide cheerfully explained, was “one of the most enticing destinations for travellers in the Middle East”, full of Roman ruins, Crusader castles, crowded souks and extraordinary hospitality. (AbeBooks) Which, reading it today, gives the whole thing the eerie atmosphere of discovering a holiday brochure for Atlantis. And that is really what makes old travel guides fascinating. They freeze not only places, but assumptions. This book belongs to that glorious late-1990s era when Rough Guides still encouraged people to board questionable overnight buses in pursuit of “authentic experiences”, preferably while wearing linen trousers and carrying a notebook full of earnest observations about coffee culture. The world still seemed open, complicated but navigable, and full of countries Western travellers regarded with a mixture of fascination and mild incompetence. The result is unexpectedly absorbing even if you never intend to set foot anywhere near Syria. Page after page evokes bustling Damascus streets, Aleppo markets, desert ruins, hilltop fortresses and tiny hotels where backpackers once haggled over room rates while pretending not to have terrible stomach cramps. There is something oddly moving about the confidence of it all. The book assumes, entirely reasonably for 1998, that you might simply decide one Tuesday to go wandering around Palmyra with a camera and a guidebook. History had not yet intervened with its usual tactlessness. As a physical object, this copy is in good condition, which is impressive considering Rough Guides were never intended to survive gracefully. These were books designed to be folded into rucksacks, dropped in border towns, stained with tea, annotated with terrible restaurant recommendations, and abandoned in hostel exchange shelves beside copies of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. The survivors carry a certain battered dignity, like retired overland travellers who still insist they once found “the real Syria” before tourism ruined everything. There is also a charmingly pre-digital quality to guides of this era. No QR codes. No apps. No “top ten influencer experiences”. If you wanted to find a bus, you read the bus section. If you got lost, that was apparently part of the cultural immersion. The entire enterprise depended on optimism, maps of questionable accuracy, and the belief that somewhere nearby there would probably be a man smoking under a faded Pepsi sign who knew where Hama was. Collectors of travel writing, Middle Eastern history enthusiasts, nostalgia addicts, and anyone fascinated by vanished versions of the modern world will find this especially compelling. Even sitting on a shelf it has presence: one of those books that quietly reminds you how quickly countries, politics, tourism and assumptions can change. Crappy Old Books: preserving yesterday’s certainties one slightly faded paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6552/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/syria-the-rough-guide-may-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rough Guides 9781858283319 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6551 Prayers Of Grief and Glory by Richard Harries There are prayer books that arrive trumpeting certainty from the rooftops, and then there are books like Prayers Of Grief and Glory by Richard Harries — quiet, thoughtful little paperbacks that seem designed for a world in which people occasionally stare out of rainy kitchen windows wondering what on earth is going on. Originally published by Lutterworth Press and offered here in a good 1987 edition, this is the sort of book that feels less like a sermon and more like someone intelligent sitting beside you on a late train saying, gently, “Yes, life is rather difficult sometimes.” (Amazon) Richard Harries would later become Bishop of Oxford and one of the Church of England’s more recognisable public intellectuals, but here he is still operating in that particularly British theological register where faith is approached not with fireworks, but with careful understatement and excellent diction. (Wikipedia) The book is a collection of reflections and prayers concerned with sorrow, hope, endurance, and transcendence — which sounds terribly solemn until you remember that the British publishing industry of the 1970s and 1980s produced entire shelves of slim spiritual paperbacks aimed at readers attempting to survive modern existence armed only with tea, cardigans, and moderate Anglicanism. And honestly, there is something wonderfully touching about that world now. Before wellness influencers told everyone to optimise their inner child with subscription-based mindfulness, there were books like this: compact paperbacks quietly suggesting that grief, uncertainty and joy are all normal parts of being human. No scented candles required. No £95 online course. Just thoughtfulness, prayer, and perhaps a digestive biscuit nearby. The title itself is magnificent. Prayers Of Grief and Glory sounds simultaneously like a lost BBC religious broadcast and a prog-rock album that sold seventeen copies in 1978 to theology students in sandals. One half expects it to contain either profound meditations on mortality or a twelve-minute flute solo about redemption. Possibly both. As an object, this copy has survived rather well. Condition is good, which for a paperback of this vintage means it has successfully navigated nearly four decades of shelves, lofts, parish cupboards, house clearances, and perhaps at least one church fete without disintegrating entirely into theological confetti. These old religious paperbacks often lived hard lives: heavily underlined by earnest readers, left beside beds during existential crises, or carried around in bags with boiled sweets and receipts from WHSmith. The survivors possess a certain weary dignity. Whether you are genuinely interested in Christian reflection, collect vintage theology, enjoy the aesthetics of forgotten religious publishing, or simply appreciate books from the era when even spiritual doubt was conducted politely, this is a charming and unexpectedly atmospheric little volume. It belongs to that disappearing world of intelligent mid-century Anglican writing where nobody shouted, nobody monetised trauma, and everyone seemed faintly apologetic about existing at all. Crappy Old Books: finding glory in the slightly faded corners of the twentieth century. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6551/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prayers-of-grief-and-glory-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lutterworth Press 9780718824242 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6550 Lawyer Heal Thyself by Bill Mortlock Some books arrive with reputations. Others arrive with a faint smell of pipe smoke, a slightly leaning spine, and the unmistakable air of a man who once said “My learned friend…” before ordering a third whisky at lunch. Lawyer Heal Thyself by Lawyer, Heal Thyself! is very much in the second category. Published in 1959 by Victor Gollancz, and presented here in a handsome third impression complete with a remarkably well-preserved dust jacket, this is the sort of novel that seems to belong permanently to a rain-darkened London afternoon. Barristers drift through chambers, telephones ring with restrained menace, and everyone appears to know at least three people who ought probably not to be left alone with a divorce petition. The title itself sounds less like a book and more like something muttered by a disappointed senior partner shortly before collapsing into an armchair. (Google Books) Bill Mortlock — himself a solicitor, because naturally he was — clearly knew the legal world well enough to satirise it properly. The result is one of those wonderfully mid-century British novels where the characters are simultaneously respectable and catastrophically human. Somewhere between courtroom drama, social comedy and low-grade emotional collapse, the book wanders cheerfully through the legal profession’s polished veneer while quietly pointing out that the people dispensing wisdom to others are often the very last people who should be trusted with their own lives. And honestly, what a marvellous period object this edition is. The dust jacket has survived with admirable dignity, which is more than can be said for most lawyers or indeed most 1959 dust jackets. The spine is slightly slanted, as shown in the photographs, but in fairness many books from this era lean a little after decades spent standing shoulder-to-shoulder in overstuffed bookcases absorbing nicotine, central heating, and the accumulated disappointment of the British middle classes. It feels less like damage and more like character development. There is also something deeply comforting about old legal fiction from this period. Nobody “lawyers up”. Nobody storms dramatically from the courtroom while orchestral music swells. Instead, people worry quietly, drink steadily, and destroy each other with carefully phrased letters typed on heavy paper. It is civilisation at its most passive-aggressive. A splendid copy for readers who enjoy vintage British fiction, legal satire, or simply books that look as though they ought to live beside a green-shaded lamp in a slightly dusty study. Equally suitable for actual lawyers, retired solicitors, collectors of Gollancz editions, or anyone who enjoys the idea of a novel in which emotional repression is treated as both a lifestyle and a professional qualification. Crappy Old Books: rescuing slightly crooked survivors from the long slow collapse of the twentieth century. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6550/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lawyer-heal-thyself-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6549 I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith Some novels announce themselves with explosions, murders or international conspiracies. I Capture the Castle begins instead with a girl sitting in a kitchen sink writing in a diary, which sounds deeply unpromising until you realise that Dodie Smith has quietly lured you into one of the most charming, eccentric and emotionally dangerous books ever disguised as a cosy coming-of-age story. First published in 1948 and here appearing in this splendidly weathered 1963 Peacock Books edition, I Capture the Castle is the literary equivalent of discovering an apparently crumbling country house is somehow still full of warmth, intelligence and faintly chaotic people living on boiled potatoes and artistic delusion. Which, conveniently, is more or less the plot. The Mortmain family inhabit a half-ruined castle because apparently post-war British fiction operated under the assumption that all memorable families should be at least slightly impoverished and structurally unsound. Cassandra Mortmain, our wonderfully observant narrator, attempts to make sense of adolescence, love, class, money and the alarming unpredictability of adults while surrounded by a collection of gloriously impractical relations. Her father suffers from chronic writer’s block after producing one famous novel years earlier, her stepmother wanders about in artistic semi-transparency, and everyone seems permanently one unpaid bill away from complete collapse. In modern Britain they would almost certainly have a Channel 4 documentary made about them. Dodie Smith writes with that rare and infuriating ease that makes genius appear accidental. The book is funny without trying too hard, romantic without becoming sugary, and painfully perceptive about the strange humiliations of growing up. Cassandra’s diary voice remains one of the great triumphs of English fiction: intelligent, hopeful, self-conscious, funny and quietly heart-breaking. She notices everything — particularly the gap between how people imagine themselves and what they actually are — which means the novel has aged far better than many supposedly more important literary works now gathering dust in university reading lists like abandoned Victorian radiators. There is also the undeniable pleasure of its atmosphere. This is peak eccentric-English-life territory: tea trays, damp stone walls, emotional repression, unsuitable suitors, literary ambitions and the constant lurking awareness that nobody has any money. Yet unlike many nostalgic British novels, I Capture the Castle is too sharp to romanticise poverty completely. The castle may be picturesque, but cold baths remain cold baths. Hunger is still hunger, however poetically described. And then there is this Peacock paperback itself, which feels exactly right for the novel. Mid-century paperbacks possess a particular honesty. They expected to be read in gardens, on buses, in boarding schools and under blankets with torches long after bedtime. This copy is in good condition, which is quietly miraculous given that books like this tend to be “borrowed permanently” by generations of readers who fully intend to return them and absolutely never do. Crappy Old Books is therefore proud to present this survivor from an age when paperbacks smelt faintly of dust and possibility. The pages may have mellowed with time, but then so has the novel itself — becoming less merely beloved and more something approaching national emotional infrastructure. Few books understand youthful longing, family absurdity and the terrifying hopefulness of being alive quite so well. So if you have ever wanted to spend time in a collapsing castle with eccentric intellectuals, impossible romances and one of the finest narrators in twentieth-century fiction, this old Peacock edition is ready to oblige. It may not literally help you capture a castle, but it will almost certainly capture your weekend, your emotions and possibly your entire bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6549/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-capture-the-castle-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peack Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6548 Vanity Fair by WM Thackeray There are novels that politely invite you into another world, and then there is Vanity Fair, which more or less kicks the door open, steals the silverware, flirts outrageously with your relatives and then spends 800 pages explaining why society was doomed from the start. William Makepeace Thackeray’s great rolling carnival of greed, ambition, hypocrisy and social climbing remains one of the most entertainingly savage books ever written, which is impressive considering most of its characters would be absolutely unbearable at a dinner party. This 1967 Pan Books edition arrives from that glorious period when publishers believed classic literature should be stuffed into cheap paperbacks and sold to commuters, students and mildly depressed men smoking Players No.6 on railway platforms. The result is wonderfully democratic: one of the towering monuments of Victorian fiction repackaged as something you could read on a damp coach trip to Margate while eating a slightly flattened cheese sandwich. And what a book it is. Becky Sharp storms through English society with the energy of somebody trying to survive a particularly vicious season of The Apprentice while armed only with wit, charm and a near-complete absence of moral restraint. Around her swirls a vast parade of foolish aristocrats, sentimental idiots, military men, social climbers and wealthy bores, all desperately trying to maintain dignity in a world where dignity is clearly an optional extra. Thackeray called it “A Novel Without a Hero,” which was probably Victorian code for “everybody in this book is at least slightly awful.” What makes Vanity Fair so oddly modern is how little people have changed. The hairstyles may have altered and fewer people now perish dramatically on campaign in Belgium, but the essential machinery of status anxiety remains gloriously intact. Everyone still wants money, admiration, influence and advantageous connections; they simply use LinkedIn instead of carriages. Becky Sharp herself would probably thrive online. One suspects she could destroy three marriages and launch a wellness brand before lunchtime. The Pan edition has exactly the right atmosphere for this sort of thing. The cover almost certainly promises more glamour than the average Victorian drawing room could realistically provide, while the pages carry that familiar slightly browned texture suggesting decades of earnest reading, abandoned resolutions to “finally read the classics,” and at least one university essay written at 2am under catastrophic caffeine conditions. These old Pan classics have a kind of battered intellectual dignity about them, like retired schoolmasters who secretly know where all the bodies are buried. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as good, which in the world of Crappy Old Books means it has survived remarkably well considering the average life expectancy of paperback classics is somewhere between “holiday casualty” and “accidentally donated to a church fete in 1984.” It may show signs of age, because so do we all. Unlike many modern books, however, it has acquired character rather than merely damage. So if you fancy a sprawling Victorian masterpiece full of vanity, manipulation, war, snobbery, heartbreak and social absurdity — essentially human civilisation compressed into paperback form — then Vanity Fair is waiting patiently for you. Cynical, funny, humane and gloriously observant, it remains proof that people have always been ridiculous, merely with better tailoring in the nineteenth century. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6548/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vanity-fair-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6547 Five Proud Riders by Ann Stafford Some books swagger into your life with Nobel Prizes, embossed dust jackets and the faint smell of inherited money. Others arrive slightly foxed, proudly unfashionable, and carrying the unmistakable atmosphere of a church jumble sale held during a thunderstorm. Five Proud Riders belongs very much to the second category, which is precisely why it is wonderful. Published in 1953 by Puffin, back when children’s books assumed that young readers could cope perfectly well with danger, mud, horses, emotional resilience and occasional mild peril without requiring a safeguarding officer, Ann Stafford’s Five Proud Riders gallops along with the cheerful confidence of an era when a picnic, a pony and a badly judged shortcut across the moors could sustain an entire summer holiday narrative. Modern children’s fiction tends to involve dystopian governments or dragons trained in mindfulness. Here, the excitement is more refreshingly traditional: riding, rivalry, determination, and the ever-present possibility of somebody saying “I say!” while staring anxiously at gathering clouds. The title itself sounds magnificently overcommitted. Not one proud rider. Not even three. Five. A complete cavalry of upright youthful determination. One imagines windswept hills, clipped dialogue, scraped knees and at least one highly-strung pony with more personality than several modern literary protagonists. These were the years when books encouraged children to disappear outdoors for ten hours with only a sandwich and a vague promise to be back before dark. Consequently, there is an appealing toughness to stories like this — nobody pauses for therapeutic reflection; they simply tighten the girth and continue onward. As a Puffin edition, the book also carries that glorious mid-century paperback charm: practical, slightly austere, designed for actual reading rather than decorative shelving. Puffins from this period have the wonderful feeling that they survived generations of school satchels, damp caravan holidays and enthusiastic readers armed with sticky fingers and alarming optimism. They were books intended to be loved to death, and many nearly were. This particular copy is in good condition, which in Crappy Old Books terminology means it has survived the better part of three-quarters of a century without being converted into compost, a wasp nest or a support for a wobbly table leg. That alone deserves recognition. There is something deeply comforting about these old Puffins still existing at all — relics from a Britain of steam trains, sensible cardigans and unquestioned confidence in the moral value of pony-related adventures. Whether you collect vintage children’s books, adore horse stories, or simply enjoy owning paperbacks that look like they’ve witnessed several constitutional crises and at least one camping disaster, Five Proud Riders offers exactly the sort of sturdy nostalgic pleasure that modern publishing struggles to manufacture. It is earnest, adventurous, faintly chaotic and utterly sincere — which, frankly, makes it rather heroic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6547/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/five-proud-riders-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6546 A Gourmets Guide to Fish and Chips by Pierre Picton A Gourmet’s Guide to Fish and Chips may be one of the greatest titles ever produced by post-war Britain. The sheer ambition of it. The magnificent collision between haute cuisine language and the national habit of wrapping fried cod in yesterday’s newsprint. Somewhere in 1966, Pierre Picton looked at fish and chips and thought: “This requires sophistication.” And honestly, thank goodness he did. Published by Four Square Books, this delightful relic emerges from that glorious period when Britain was beginning to rediscover pleasure after years of rationing, austerity and boiled disappointment. Yet instead of turning immediately to truffles or champagne, somebody sensibly decided to elevate battered fish. True civilisation reveals itself through priorities. The result is part food writing, part social history and part accidental anthropological study of the British psyche. Because fish and chips are never merely fish and chips. They are weather. Memory. Vinegar fumes drifting through seaside towns. Friday nights. Burnt fingers. Tiny wooden forks. Existential comfort wrapped in paper. What makes the whole enterprise so charming is the utterly sincere seriousness with which it approaches the subject. Modern “foodie culture” tends to arrive wrapped in artisan branding and beard oil. A Gourmet’s Guide to Fish and Chips instead belongs to an older tradition where culinary enthusiasm was conducted with polite determination and perhaps a side order of pickled onions. One imagines Pierre Picton travelling solemnly around Britain evaluating batter quality with the concentration of a wine critic inspecting Bordeaux. Somewhere in the background, baffled chip shop owners continue serving miners, pensioners and children while a man with literary ambitions analyses the philosophical significance of mushy peas. The irony, of course, is that fish and chips may genuinely deserve this level of attention. Few foods carry such emotional and cultural weight in Britain. Entire childhoods are encoded into the smell alone. Reading this book now feels like discovering a sacred text dedicated to the nation’s most democratic meal. As a 1966 Four Square paperback, this edition almost certainly possesses enormous atmospheric charm. Slightly yellowed pages. Softened edges. The faint possibility it once travelled to the seaside in somebody’s coat pocket before becoming lightly scented with vinegar forever. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it has survived admirably despite decades of probable ownership by people who considered supper an important civic institution. There is no ISBN because this book comes from the glorious pre-digital age when a niche paperback about fried fish could simply materialise in the world without needing metadata validation from seventeen databases. A wonderfully eccentric slice of British food history. Funny, sincere and unexpectedly affectionate, like overhearing a university lecturer become emotionally overwhelmed discussing chip-shop batter. Equal parts culinary curiosity, cultural time capsule and tribute to one of humanity’s finest combinations of carbohydrate and grease. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6546/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-gourmets-guide-to-fish-and-chips-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6545 Troubles by JG Farrell Troubles is one of those novels that begins as a slightly eccentric comedy about an English major and a decaying Irish hotel and then quietly evolves into something far stranger, sadder and more brilliant. J.G. Farrell takes the crumbling end of the British Empire and filters it through peeling wallpaper, awkward social encounters and the growing suspicion that absolutely everything is falling apart simultaneously. Which, as it turns out, is excellent material for fiction. Published here in a 1982 Penguin edition, Troubles drops the reader into the Majestic Hotel in County Wexford during the years surrounding the Irish War of Independence. The hotel itself may be one of the great characters in modern literature: vast, faded, overcrowded with ancient ladies, slowly collapsing into dust and confusion while everybody inside pretends things are fundamentally under control. In other words, a perfect metaphor for empire. Poor Major Brendan Archer arrives expecting perhaps a romantic engagement and some manageable social discomfort. Instead he finds himself trapped inside a sort of surreal Anglo-Irish fever dream populated by decaying gentility, endless confusion and a building that appears to be physically surrendering to vegetation in real time. Farrell is extraordinary at this kind of comedy. The humour in Troubles is deeply dry, slightly absurd and permanently haunted by catastrophe waiting somewhere just outside the frame. People discuss trivial inconveniences while history sharpens knives in the background. The result is hilarious right up until it suddenly becomes deeply melancholy. The novel also contains some of the finest descriptions ever written about institutional decline. Carpets rot. Ceilings sag. Cats multiply mysteriously. Entire rooms drift out of practical existence. Reading it feels rather like wandering through the final days of a civilisation maintained entirely by denial and weak tea. And naturally, because this is British literature, everybody continues attempting proper manners throughout. What makes Troubles especially wonderful now is how modern it feels despite being soaked in historical atmosphere. The sense of systems deteriorating while people cling desperately to routine feels perpetually relevant. Farrell understood that collapse rarely arrives dramatically at first. Often it looks like administrative confusion, leaking roofs and somebody insisting things were much better before. This 1982 Penguin edition is exactly the right format for the novel. A proper literary paperback from the era when intelligent fiction lived comfortably beside ashtrays, pub lunches and mildly intimidating university bookshelves. Condition is Good, meaning this copy has survived admirably despite decades of probable ownership by readers who liked words such as “elegiac” and occasionally stared moodily out of train windows. ISBN 0140039732 is included for those who enjoy bureaucratic certainty, unlike almost everyone inhabiting the Majestic Hotel. A magnificent tragicomic masterpiece about decline, delusion and imperial decay, wrapped in a satisfyingly worn Penguin paperback. Funny, haunting and quietly devastating, like overhearing civilisation apologising politely while sinking into the wallpaper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6545/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/troubles-may-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140039733 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6544 Gone to Earth by Mary Webb Gone to Earth is one of those gloriously intense English novels where everybody seems permanently on the verge of either spiritual revelation, romantic catastrophe or running barefoot across a hillside while overwhelmed by feelings. Mary Webb does not really believe in moderation. Nature is wild, emotions are volcanic and civilisation appears to be a thin temporary inconvenience imposed upon people who would frankly rather be communing with foxes. Published here in a beautifully period 1959 Four Square Books edition, Gone to Earth drags the reader deep into the Shropshire countryside where passion, superstition and doomed yearning drift about the hills like weather systems. At the centre is Hazel Woodus, part wild-child, part tragic heroine, accompanied by animals, instincts and the sort of untamed energy Victorian society generally attempted to suppress using stern conversations and upholstery. The countryside itself practically becomes a character. Not the sanitised “country living” version involving tasteful kitchens and artisanal jam. This is older, stranger rural England full of woods, silence, folklore and the lurking suspicion that civilisation may not entirely hold together once you leave the railway line behind. Mary Webb writes nature with such feverish intensity that the landscape seems constantly moments away from developing opinions of its own. Trees brood. Hills threaten. Weather arrives emotionally. Modern literary fiction often prides itself on restraint. Gone to Earth instead throws open the windows and lets all the symbolism gallop directly into the room. And honestly, it is magnificent for that. The novel occupies that fascinating literary territory where everybody’s emotions are so enormous they become almost geological. People do not simply fall in love. They descend into elemental states of longing and doom while surrounded by owls. It is wildly sincere in a way modern fiction rarely dares attempt anymore, which makes reading it now strangely refreshing. There is also the wonderful irony that this intensely earthy, untamed novel survived into the late-1950s paperback era where it could suddenly be purchased beside bus stations and smoked over by commuters in raincoats. One imagines bewildered readers expecting a gentle countryside romance and instead receiving pagan emotional thunderstorms in prose form. This Four Square edition almost certainly possesses the exact atmosphere one hopes for from an old literary paperback. Slightly mellowed pages. A softening spine. Perhaps the faint scent of dust, damp air and old shelves. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it has weathered the decades with commendable resilience and remains entirely ready for another generation of emotionally overwhelmed readers. There is no ISBN because books of this vintage still moved through the world under ancient magical systems involving railway kiosks, instinct and the quiet assumption that readers would somehow find them. A lush, haunting and gloriously overgrown classic of rural passion and English mysticism. Equal parts love story, folklore fever dream and emotional landslide, wrapped in a perfectly atmospheric old Four Square paperback that already feels half reclaimed by nature itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6544/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gone-to-earth-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6543 Odette - The Story of a British Agent by Jerrard Tickjell Odette – The Story of a British Agent is one of those wonderfully grimly determined post-war paperbacks in which extraordinary bravery is narrated with such calm understatement that you occasionally forget the central character is enduring conditions that would make most modern action heroes immediately demand legal representation. Jerrard Tickell’s famous account of Odette Sansom and the Special Operations Executive belongs to that remarkable category of wartime books where courage, suffering and bureaucracy somehow coexist simultaneously. Secret agents parachute into occupied France, Gestapo officers loom ominously in the background, and everyone still manages to discuss logistics with proper manners. The story itself is astonishing. Odette Sansom, operating for SOE during the Second World War, became one of the most celebrated British agents of the conflict. Arrest, interrogation, imprisonment and extraordinary resilience follow in a narrative that somehow becomes more unbelievable the more factual it gets. Modern thrillers would tone parts of it down for realism. What gives books like this their peculiar emotional force is the contrast between the absolute horror of events and the restrained tone in which they are described. Post-war Britain had a unique literary style best summarised as: “Unspeakable ordeal occurred. Tea eventually resumed.” And Odette is full of that atmosphere. The 1955 Pan edition adds enormously to the experience. These old Pan war paperbacks always look as though they have physically travelled through history themselves. You can imagine this copy sitting in railway waiting rooms, RAF barracks or somebody’s coat pocket during a damp holiday in 1958. The typography alone practically smells faintly of tobacco and austerity. Condition is listed as Fair, though intriguingly the wear sounds less like damage and more like preventative maintenance performed by an owner who cared deeply about the survival of the book. There are very old cellotape repairs to the top and bottom of the spine, but apparently not because the spine had actually failed. Instead it sounds as though someone decades ago looked at the vulnerable edges and thought: “Not on my watch.” The tape has now yellowed beautifully with age, giving the book the air of an elderly veteran wearing slightly tarnished campaign medals. Meanwhile the rest of the volume remains in strong Good condition, which somehow makes the ancient tape repairs even more charming. It feels less “damaged paperback” and more “historical survivor.” There is also something oddly fitting about a wartime resistance memoir carrying visible signs of endurance. A pristine untouched copy would almost seem suspiciously comfortable. This one has clearly lived a little. There is no ISBN because 1955 publishing still operated according to ancient and mysterious systems involving railway kiosks, instinct and the assumption that readers could locate books without digital catalogues. A gripping, moving and intensely atmospheric wartime classic, wrapped in a gloriously period Pan paperback whose yellowed tape repairs now form part of its charm. Like the story inside, it has weathered time remarkably well. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6543/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/odette-may-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6542 Carve Her Name With Pride by RJ Minney Carve Her Name With Pride is one of those unmistakably British wartime books that combines heroism, stoicism and emotional devastation with such restraint that you occasionally want to stand up and shout, “You are allowed to admit this is horrifying.” Instead, everyone carries on with clipped dialogue, cigarettes and an almost supernatural commitment to duty. R.J. Minney’s famous account of Violette Szabo and the Special Operations Executive remains one of the great wartime narratives, partly because it sits in that uneasy territory where courage becomes almost unbearable to read about. Szabo parachutes into occupied France, undertakes sabotage missions and faces dangers most sensible people would avoid by immediately becoming accountants. The title itself may be one of the most gloriously dramatic titles ever attached to a paperback. Carve Her Name With Pride sounds less like a book and more like instructions issued by a marble statue during a thunderstorm. And somehow the contents entirely justify it. What makes the story especially powerful is the contrast between the ordinary humanity of the people involved and the extraordinary risks they accepted. SOE operations always carry a peculiar atmosphere in British wartime literature: train journeys, coded messages, tiny wireless sets and the constant awareness that absolutely everything could go catastrophically wrong within minutes. Which, frequently, it did. The book also belongs to that fascinating generation of post-war writing where trauma sits just beneath the surface but is rarely discussed directly. Modern narratives tend to foreground psychological damage openly. In Carve Her Name With Pride, people simply continue being brave while the reader quietly falls apart on their behalf. There is also the unmistakable aura of 1970s Fontana paperbacks about this edition. You can almost picture it sitting beside an ashtray in a semi-detached house while someone who remembered the war vaguely muttered, “Different breed back then.” The cover probably promises drama in large confident lettering while the pages inside deliver something far sadder, stranger and more human. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books terminology means this copy has survived with commendable dignity. Expect gently aged pages, perhaps some soft edge wear, and the faint sense that several previous owners may have bought it intending to read “just a few chapters” before becoming emotionally trapped for the evening. There is no ISBN listed because older paperbacks often inhabited a freer and slightly chaotic publishing world where books somehow circulated perfectly well without endless metadata systems informing humanity they existed. A gripping, deeply moving and intensely British wartime classic. Full of bravery, sacrifice and quiet emotional force, wrapped inside a wonderfully period Fontana paperback that now feels almost as historically atmospheric as the events it describes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6542/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/carve-her-name-with-pride-may-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6539 The Bridge on the River Kwai by Pierre Boulle The Bridge on the River Kwai is one of those novels that arrives carrying enormous historical weight, cinematic legend and just a faint whiff of tropical despair. Pierre Boulle’s classic tale of prisoners of war, impossible pride and railway engineering under catastrophic conditions somehow manages to be tense, philosophical and deeply British despite having been written by a Frenchman. Which feels appropriate somehow. Published here in a stoically ageing 1959 Fontana edition, this is the sort of paperback that looks as though it should be discovered in a damp railway waiting room beside a thermos flask and unresolved wartime memories. The story itself is magnificent. British POWs held by the Japanese during the Second World War are ordered to construct a bridge in the Burmese jungle, and what follows becomes less a simple war story than an increasingly bizarre duel of discipline, obsession and national character. Men are starving, exhausted and imprisoned, yet somehow still arguing about proper standards of workmanship. Which is, in its own way, the most British thing imaginable. At the centre stands Colonel Nicholson, one of literature’s great examples of professionalism slowly mutating into madness. Presented with forced labour in horrific conditions, his response is essentially: “Very well, but we shall organise it correctly.” Watching military dignity and engineering pride spiral together into something faintly absurd is one of the book’s great pleasures. The novel has all the ingredients of classic mid-century war fiction: heat, mud, moral ambiguity, existential fatigue and men making catastrophic decisions while remaining impeccably polite. Unlike modern war thrillers full of explosions and cinematic banter, The Bridge on the River Kwai is strangely thoughtful. Everyone spends a great deal of time wrestling with honour, duty and whether competence itself can become dangerous. And then of course there is the strange irony that many people know the cheerful whistling tune from the film without necessarily remembering that the story itself is about imprisonment, psychological collapse and the complete breakdown of rational priorities in the jungle. As a 1959 Fontana paperback, this edition almost certainly possesses exactly the right atmosphere. Condition is Good, meaning it has weathered time with the stoic endurance of a retired sergeant-major. Expect softened pages, edge wear and perhaps the faint aroma of attic dust, tobacco and old paperbacks once sold at railway kiosks for people embarking on long journeys involving sandwiches in foil. There is no ISBN because this book comes from the era before publishing fully surrendered to numerical bureaucracy. Back then a paperback simply existed, often with dramatic cover art and the quiet expectation that readers could locate books without algorithms. A gripping, intelligent and oddly ironic wartime classic in which courage, stubbornness and engineering enthusiasm collide spectacularly in the jungle. Equal parts adventure story, psychological study and cautionary tale about what happens when competent men become far too emotionally invested in infrastructure projects. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6539/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bridge-on-the-river-kwai-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6538 The Thames Valley by FR Banks The Thames Valley is one of those beautifully earnest late-1960s regional guides that assumes the average reader longs to spend their leisure time contemplating market towns, river bends and Norman churches with almost spiritual intensity. Written by F.R. Banks and published by Charles Letts in 1969, it captures southern England at that peculiar moment just before modern Britain fully arrived with business parks, ring roads and Costa Coffee. This is not the Thames Valley of corporate headquarters and commuter despair. This is the older Thames Valley. The one of sleepy riverside pubs, damp meadows, ancient bridges and villages where everyone appears to own either a Labrador or unresolved opinions about parish councils. The book drifts affectionately through Berkshire, Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire with the calm confidence of an era when guidebooks still believed scenery itself was enough entertainment. Nobody here is “maximising their weekend getaway.” Instead, readers are gently encouraged to appreciate church towers, old coaching inns and stretches of river where absolutely nothing dramatic happens for several centuries. And somehow, that becomes oddly wonderful. There is a marvellous slowness to books like this. Modern travel writing tends to scream at you about hidden gems and unforgettable experiences before directing you towards a burger van decorated with fairy lights. The Thames Valley simply points at a market town and says, in effect, “Quite pleasant, really.” The understatement becomes almost hypnotic. What also makes the book fascinating now is the accidental social archaeology. The Thames Valley of 1969 still carried traces of old England everywhere. Steam trains had only recently vanished. Motorways still felt futuristic. Villages had proper village shops instead of artisanal bakeries selling £5 focaccia. Reading it now feels like stepping into a country that existed just before modernity accelerated everything into retail parks and traffic. Naturally, the guide takes churches extremely seriously. Mid-century British topographical books always do. Entire pages may be devoted to fonts, memorial brasses and the subtle beauty of perpendicular tracery. One senses the author quietly hoping readers will share his enthusiasm for medieval masonry, and after a while, against all odds, you probably will. As a 1969 Letts publication, this edition likely possesses exactly the sort of gentle wear one hopes for. Condition is Good, meaning it has probably travelled in glove compartments, sat in holiday cottages and accompanied several respectable afternoons beside the river. Expect softened corners, mellowing paper and perhaps a faint scent of old maps, raincoats and forgotten picnic baskets. There is no ISBN because books of this period still inhabited that wonderfully analogue world where local guides simply appeared in bookshops and trusted readers to find them through mild curiosity and proximity to a railway station. A quietly charming time capsule of the English landscape before everything became branded, optimised and accompanied by online reviews. Perfect for lovers of rivers, old towns and the deeply British art of finding profound satisfaction in a reasonably attractive church followed by tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6538/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-thames-valley-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charles Letts no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6537 Aldens Oxford Guide - The Perfect Guide to Oxford by Alden Aldens Oxford Guide – The Perfect Guide to Oxford is one of those wonderfully confident mid-century publications whose title alone suggests a level of certainty modern travel writing no longer dares attempt. Not merely a guide to Oxford. Not even an excellent guide. No, this is apparently The Perfect Guide to Oxford, issued in 1958 with the calm assurance of a civilisation that still believed guidebooks could achieve perfection through maps, typography and a firm understanding of church architecture. Published by Alden in Oxford itself, this delightful little volume captures the city at peak tweed. The war is over, Britain is rebuilding, and Oxford continues doing what Oxford has always done: producing alarming numbers of intellectuals while looking faintly medieval and expensive. Inside, readers are guided through colleges, chapels, quadrangles and streets full of bicycles with the quiet authority of someone who assumes you are deeply interested in fifteenth-century stonework. Which, after about ten pages, you unexpectedly become. Oxford has that effect on people. One moment you are casually browsing. The next you are emotionally invested in cloisters. The real charm here lies in the tone. There is none of the frantic enthusiasm of modern tourism. No “Top 10 Hidden Gems”. No artisan coffee recommendations. No insistence that visitors experience Oxford “like a local,” which in practice would mostly involve being late for tutorials and pretending to understand philosophy. Instead, the book calmly explains where things are and trusts the city itself to do the heavy lifting. And what a city it was in 1958. Long before rolling suitcase tourism and chain cafés colonised every available surface, Oxford still belonged to bicycles, bookshops and people called things like Quentin. This was the age of pipe smoke drifting through college rooms, dons wandering about in gowns and undergraduates attempting to look profound beside rivers. There is also something unintentionally hilarious about old Oxford guides because they treat the university’s ancient rituals with complete seriousness. Tiny courtyards are described as though they contain the secrets of civilisation itself. Entire paragraphs are devoted to chapels, staircases and portraits of men who appear to have died disapprovingly sometime during the seventeenth century. As an object, this 1958 Alden edition is almost certainly charmingly timeworn. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books language means it has likely survived decades of shelf life, curious tourists and perhaps one earnest student trying to impress somebody by carrying it around visibly. Expect mellowed paper, softened corners and that unmistakable smell of ageing British paperbacks and municipal history sections. There is no ISBN because books of this vintage operated under older and nobler systems involving printers, bookshops and vague cultural trust. A delightful little time capsule from an Oxford that now exists mostly in memory, black-and-white photographs and slightly faded detective dramas. Perfect for lovers of old cities, vanished academia and the peculiar British belief that the best way to enjoy somewhere is to walk around quietly reading about gargoyles. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6537/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aldens-oxford-guide-may-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alden no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6535 The Reward of Faith and other Stories by Elizabeth Goudge The Reward of Faith and Other Stories is the sort of book that seems to have drifted gently out of another century entirely, carrying with it teacups, candlelight, spiritual fortitude and the firm belief that moral character matters tremendously. Elizabeth Goudge writes with such sincerity and warmth that reading her can feel a bit like being wrapped in a wool blanket by an exceptionally kind Anglican aunt. Published in 1971, this collection of stories arrives from that increasingly distant literary world where goodness, grace and quiet emotional revelation were considered perfectly respectable subjects for fiction. Modern short stories often involve existential dread, ambiguous endings and somebody staring meaningfully into a fridge at 2am. Goudge instead offers redemption, humanity and deeply felt spiritual reflection, usually accompanied by gardens, old houses or emotionally significant weather. And somehow it works. There is a lovely intensity to Goudge’s writing. She takes emotions seriously in a way contemporary fiction often dodges with irony. Which makes the accidental irony of reading it today even more enjoyable. Everyone in these stories appears to possess enormous inner lives conducted with impeccable manners. People suffer nobly, endure quietly and occasionally experience moments of transcendent understanding while standing near roses. The title itself, The Reward of Faith, feels magnificently old-fashioned now. It sounds less like a paperback and more like a sermon delivered to a village hall in 1938 before everyone goes home for seed cake. Yet beneath that gentle exterior there is real emotional intelligence and considerable storytelling craft. Goudge understood loneliness, kindness and longing with remarkable clarity. As a Hodder paperback from the early 1970s, this edition likely has exactly the right atmosphere: slightly faded cover colours, softly ageing paper and the distinct aura of having once lived on a respectable bookshelf beside Catherine Cookson, C.S. Lewis and perhaps a guide to flower arranging. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books language means it has survived admirably despite decades of probable ownership by sensible readers who folded corners instead of using bookmarks. ISBN 0340157690 is present for those who enjoy administrative precision, though the spirit of the book itself belongs to a world where people probably still addressed envelopes by fountain pen and thought “wireless” was a perfectly modern word. A deeply comforting, quietly emotional collection from a vanished literary age. Ideal for readers who enjoy old churches, thoughtful melancholy, gentle wisdom and stories where the greatest drama may involve the state of someone’s soul rather than an exploding helicopter. Which, frankly, can be rather refreshing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6535/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-reward-of-faith-may-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder 9780340157695 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6534 Harold Nicolson - Diaries and Letters 1945-62 by Nigel Nicolson Harold Nicolson – Diaries and Letters 1945–62 is an extraordinary document of post-war British establishment life, which is another way of saying it contains a great many intelligent people having elegant conversations while quietly collapsing under the emotional strain of being British. Edited by Nigel Nicolson, this volume follows diplomat, politician, writer and professional observer Harold Nicolson through the long twilight of empire, austerity, politics, literature and ageing. It is full of Cabinet gossip, literary encounters, social anxieties and exquisitely phrased disappointment. Nobody in these pages ever merely “has a bad day”. They suffer “a certain spiritual exhaustion over luncheon.” Nicolson himself is endlessly fascinating. Cultured, witty, deeply perceptive and permanently surrounded by the upper layers of British intellectual society, he records the post-war years with the sort of polished melancholy modern diarists can only dream of. He attends dinners with famous people, worries about civilisation, comments acidly on politics and somehow finds time to notice the weather in perfect prose. What makes these diaries so compelling is the sheer contrast between the enormous historical backdrop and the intensely human details. The British Empire is fading. Europe is changing. Governments rise and fall. Yet amid all this, Harold is also fretting about social awkwardness, bad speeches and whether somebody looked bored at dinner. There is something almost heroic about the level of civilised restraint on display. Modern memoirs tend to overshare within three pages. Nicolson, by contrast, can imply emotional devastation through a brief remark about someone leaving a room “earlier than expected.” It is a masterclass in the old British art of saying everything while appearing to say absolutely nothing. The book is also unintentionally hilarious in places. The great and the good drift through its pages behaving with immense seriousness about matters history has long since forgotten. One gets the distinct impression that half the British establishment between 1945 and 1962 spent its time smoking, discussing Europe gravely and becoming quietly irritated with one another in beautifully furnished drawing rooms. As a 1971 Fontana paperback, this edition carries exactly the right air of intellectual weariness. You can imagine it living for years beside a bottle of whisky, a stack of Encounter magazines and a chair no one was entirely allowed to sit in. Condition is Good, meaning it has aged with dignity rather than glamour. Expect softened pages, a slightly creased spine and perhaps the faint aroma of dust, old paper and academic ambition. There is no ISBN listed because older paperbacks inhabited a freer, stranger literary world where books circulated through railway stations, second-hand shops and university shelves on reputation alone. A wonderfully sharp, elegant and deeply British chronicle of a fading world. Perfect for readers who enjoy politics, literature, social observation and the peculiar spectacle of very intelligent people trying to maintain composure while the twentieth century rearranges itself around them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6534/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harold-nicolson-diaries-and-letters-1945-62-may-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6533 Guide to London Museums and Galleries by HMSO Guide to London Museums and Galleries returns in its 1974 HMSO incarnation looking rather more world-weary than its 1951 predecessor, which feels entirely appropriate because by the mid-1970s Britain itself looked as though it could probably do with sitting down quietly for a cup of tea. This marvellous government-issued guide belongs to a very specific golden age of public information publishing, when official bodies still believed citizens could be improved through orderly exposure to ceramics, armour and geological specimens. Somewhere deep within Whitehall, civil servants continued heroically producing museum guides while the country grappled with inflation, strikes and the general sensation that the electricity might go off halfway through your sandwich. And honestly, that only adds to the charm. The London presented here is a fascinating transitional city. The old soot-blackened post-war capital is beginning to slide into the chaotic, gritty London of the 1970s. Double-decker buses rumble past boarded-up terraces. Tourists clutch folded maps while dodging Ford Cortinas. Museums remain gloriously calm and dust-scented while the wider world experiments enthusiastically with economic uncertainty. Unlike modern guidebooks, which tend to promise “immersive visitor experiences” and artisan coffee opportunities, this HMSO publication simply assumes that the phrase “ethnographic collection” is enough to get you excited. And perhaps it should be. There is something wonderfully pure about a book that calmly directs you towards cases full of ancient coins without trying to sell you branded tote bags along the way. Reading it now is unexpectedly hypnotic. You drift through lists of galleries, opening hours and collections while accidentally reconstructing an entire vanished city in your head. Some museums are unchanged. Others have reinvented themselves beyond recognition. A few probably still have exactly the same display captions they had in 1974, merely with slightly improved lighting. There is also that unmistakable HMSO aesthetic. Functional typography. No-nonsense layouts. The quiet visual authority of a publication designed by people who believed information should stand upright and speak clearly. It feels less like a commercial guidebook and more like the state politely encouraging cultural enrichment as a civic duty. Condition is Good, which for Crappy Old Books means this copy has matured into proper period authenticity. Expect softened edges, mellowed pages and perhaps faint traces of having once accompanied someone around South Kensington during a drizzly afternoon before they went for tea in a cafeteria with orange plastic trays. It has likely spent decades quietly surviving on shelves beside old AA road atlases and pamphlets about cathedrals. There is no ISBN because HMSO publications of this sort often seemed to operate according to ancient bureaucratic principles understood only by librarians and senior civil servants. A delightful artefact from the age of institutional Britain, public culture and educational tourism. Part guidebook, part social history, part accidental documentary of a London where museums still felt faintly solemn and a successful day out involved looking respectfully at Roman mosaics before catching the Tube home slightly damp. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6533/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/guide-to-london-museums-and-galleries-2-may-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6530 Visitors London by Harold F Hutchison Visitors London is a glorious little relic from the age when London Transport believed public transport should not merely move people around, but gently educate, civilise and possibly improve them morally along the way. Published in 1954, this charming guide by Harold F. Hutchison captures a city still recovering from the war while simultaneously trying to look reassuringly confident to tourists armed with sensible shoes and folded maps. This is not modern tourism. Nobody here is queueing for immersive cocktail experiences or photographing brunch. Instead, Visitors London offers a vision of the capital in which the great excitement of the day might involve successfully locating St Paul’s Cathedral via the Piccadilly Line without accidentally ending up in Neasden. The tone throughout is wonderfully calm and faintly paternal. London Transport publications of this era always seem to assume the reader is a respectable but slightly bewildered traveller who may need firm guidance regarding buses, museums and proper conduct near escalators. There is an almost touching faith that a well-designed transport network and a concise booklet could hold civilisation together. And what a London it describes. Austerity-era tea shops. Soot-darkened landmarks. Bomb sites still scattered among the terraces. Men in hats everywhere. This was London before global branding polished all the edges off it. A city where you could emerge from a Tube station into history, fog and possibly an argument with a bus conductor. The real joy of books like this lies in the accidental details. Prices that now seem fictional. Attractions that no longer exist. Cheerful references to places that have since become luxury flats or Pret A Mangers. Every page feels like a small archaeological layer from post-war Britain, preserved in paperback form. Being a London Transport publication, it was also designed with admirable practicality. The original reader may well have tucked it into a raincoat pocket while navigating the city with grim determination and a mild fear of missing the last train. One imagines it being consulted beside Lyons Corner Houses, in smoky station cafés, or while standing on a platform wondering whether one really ought to visit the Tower of London before tea. This 1954 edition is now itself part of the historical landscape it describes. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means attractively aged rather than precious. Expect softened edges, mellowed paper and the faint air of having survived several decades in drawers full of old timetables and elastic bands. There is no ISBN because the book predates the age when everything required a barcode and a database entry to prove it existed. A delightful time capsule from a London where buses were red, maps were folded properly, and tourism involved quiet determination rather than influencer content. Equal parts travel guide, social document and unintentional comedy of vanished British habits. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6530/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/visitors-london-may-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books London Transport no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6529 Going into the Past by Gordon J Copley Going into the Past sounds at first like the title of a gentle educational pamphlet issued by a local museum in 1958. Which, in fairness, it almost is. But lurking beneath the reassuringly sensible Puffin exterior is something rather wonderful: a deeply enthusiastic invitation for children to become amateur archaeologists, poke around in muddy fields, and develop an unhealthy fascination with broken pottery. Written by Gordon J. Copley, this book belongs to that glorious post-war era when Britain attempted to educate children by essentially saying, “Look over there, history is sticking out of the ground.” Modern educational publishing would likely involve interactive apps, augmented reality and cheerful cartoon Romans explaining sanitation. Going into the Past instead hands you a paperback and quietly encourages you to go rummaging through civilisation’s leftovers. And honestly, there is something admirable about that. The book treats archaeology with an almost magical seriousness. Every old coin, flint shard and suspicious lump of earth is presented as a thrilling clue to vanished lives. Copley writes with the patient optimism of a man who genuinely believes children might spend their weekends carefully examining Saxon ditch formations rather than throwing rocks into canals. In 1958, astonishingly, many probably did. There is also the unmistakable atmosphere of British historical obsession running throughout. This is a country where roadworks routinely uncover a Roman villa, a plague pit or three mildly annoyed skeletons, and Going into the Past absolutely leans into that national condition. The message is essentially that history is everywhere beneath your feet, waiting to emerge the moment somebody decides to build a car park. As a vintage Puffin, this edition has the full period charm package. The paper will have mellowed into that warm antique shade known technically as “old paperback beige.” The cover probably carries the faint aura of school libraries, damp cardigans and municipal museums with a reconstructed Iron Age hut out the back. Condition is Good, meaning it has survived over six decades of curious children, loft storage and perhaps one especially determined amateur historian armed with sticky fingers and a magnifying glass. There is no ISBN because 1958 publishing still operated in a wonderfully analogue haze where books were identified primarily by memory, cover colour and whether your local librarian frowned approvingly when you borrowed them. The accidental irony, of course, is that Going into the Past has itself now gone spectacularly into the past. What was once a modern educational paperback is now an archaeological artefact in its own right. Future civilisations may well excavate this Puffin edition and conclude that mid-20th-century Britain consisted entirely of windswept children earnestly searching hedgerows for Roman brooches. A delightful relic from the age when learning was expected to involve mud, patience and an alarming willingness to crawl through hedges in search of fragments of medieval roofing tile. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6529/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/going-into-the-past-may-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6528 Boy of the Indian Frontier by Wray Hunt Boy of the Indian Frontier is one of those marvellously earnest mid-century adventure books that emerged from the fading edges of the British Empire, when publishers still believed children longed to read about distant mountain passes, tribal skirmishes and stern men in solar helmets explaining honour. And to be fair, many of them absolutely did. Written by Wray Hunt and published here in a gloriously vintage 1955 Puffin edition, this is the sort of book that transports you instantly into a world of rocky frontiers, danger, loyalty and imperial-era geography lessons disguised as entertainment. It belongs to that particular school of children’s fiction where young protagonists are expected to acquire resilience, courage and practical survival skills before they are old enough to legally buy fireworks. The “Indian Frontier” in question is the old North-West Frontier region, that endlessly romanticised stretch of mountains and tension where the British Empire spent an extraordinary amount of time getting into trouble while insisting everything was fully under control. The atmosphere is thick with patrols, horsemen, hidden valleys and conversations conducted with grave importance over campfires. What makes these old books fascinating now is not just the adventure but the accidental time capsule quality. Modern children’s fiction tends to involve wizards processing emotions or teenagers uncovering dystopian conspiracies while maintaining excellent hair. Boy of the Indian Frontier instead offers dust, peril and adults quietly assuming that a child can probably cope with witnessing geopolitical instability before tea. There is something deeply comforting about the confidence of old Puffins. No glossy branding. No cinematic tie-ins. No assurances that the text has been sensitivity-read by fourteen committees. Just a solid paperback announcing: “Here is a boy. Here is a frontier. Good luck.” As an object, this 1955 edition is likely delightful in exactly the way only ancient Puffins can be. Softened corners. Creaming pages. A spine with the faintly exhausted dignity of a retired schoolmaster. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books terminology means it has survived several decades, multiple house moves and perhaps one enthusiastic child who read it beneath the bedclothes with a torch while developing suspiciously imperial ideas about map-making. There is no ISBN because the publishing industry had not yet fully embraced the thrilling future of numerical administration. Books of this era simply emerged into the world on reputation, cover art and the assumption that children enjoyed mild peril. An atmospheric relic from a vanished literary landscape. Equal parts adventure story, imperial ghost and old-fashioned boys’ own yarn, wrapped in the unmistakable charm of a battered Puffin paperback that has outlived several empires and quite possibly a garden shed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6528/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/boy-of-the-indian-frontier-may-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6527 Smoky - The Story of a Horse by Will James Smoky – The Story of a Horse is one of those rugged old animal stories from a vanished literary age when children were apparently expected to learn about life through hardship, dust, heartbreak and livestock management rather than brightly coloured dragons explaining emotions. Published here in a wonderfully weathered 1954 Puffin edition, this is the tale of Smoky, a horse whose life turns out to be considerably more eventful and emotionally taxing than most human LinkedIn profiles. Will James, an actual cowboy rather than somebody who once visited a themed steakhouse, writes with the sort of authenticity modern publishing departments would spend millions trying to simulate. The American West in this book is not the glamorous cinematic version full of polished boots and orchestral music. It is muddy, exhausting, lonely and populated largely by men making questionable decisions while staring into the middle distance. Poor Smoky endures everything. Kind owners, cruel owners, hard labour, confusion, affection, betrayal and the general indignity of being a horse surrounded by humans who keep reinventing new ways to make life difficult. At times the novel reads less like a children’s book and more like an existential meditation on labour exploitation, only with saddles. There is also that uniquely mid-century confidence that young readers could absolutely handle emotional devastation as long as there was a horse involved. Modern books tend to cushion the blow with jokes and supportive messaging. Smoky simply hands a child a 1950s paperback and says, “Here you are. Build character.” The writing itself has a rough-hewn charm which feels entirely appropriate. You can almost hear campfires crackling and distant cattle lowing while reading it. It belongs to that grand tradition of old adventure paperbacks that smell faintly of attics, railway stations and grandparents who believed indoor heating was morally suspicious. This Puffin edition has likely travelled a fair distance itself. The pages will have mellowed into that beautiful cream-and-tea colour peculiar to vintage paperbacks. There may be soft creases, edge wear, and the faint sense that it once sat forgotten beside a caravan window sometime during the Wilson government. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books language means it has survived admirably considering its age and probable encounters with generations of horse-loving children. There is no ISBN because 1954 publishing operated on a simpler principle: print the book, release it into the world, and trust civilisation to cope somehow. A dusty, heartfelt, oddly melancholy classic from an era when animal stories did not pull emotional punches. By the end you may find yourself unexpectedly invested in the wellbeing of a fictional horse from the Old West, which frankly is exactly the sort of emotional ambush old Puffins specialise in. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6527/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smoky-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6526 Stig of the Dump by Clive King Ah yes, Stig of the Dump. The beloved children’s classic in which a lonely boy falls into a chalk pit and immediately befriends what appears to be a prehistoric cave man living inside a rubbish heap. Modern safeguarding professionals would, of course, shut the entire operation down within minutes, but in 1979 Britain this was considered wholesome educational fiction. Clive King’s masterpiece occupies that wonderful territory of post-war children’s literature where adults are largely absent, tetanus is merely implied, and children roam the countryside freely building dens, setting things on fire, and forming alliances with mysterious feral woodland beings. It is both charming and faintly alarming, which is exactly why generations of British schoolchildren adored it. Poor Barney, misunderstood and perpetually shuffled off by grown-ups, discovers Stig living among old tins, broken prams, bits of wire and the sort of municipal fly-tipping that once passed for “the outdoors”. Stig himself is magnificent: hairy, grunting, practical, emotionally stable compared to most humans, and capable of constructing useful objects out of absolute rubbish. In many ways he was the original recycling influencer, decades before middle-class television presenters started turning yoghurt pots into garden lanterns. The joy of the book lies in how completely it commits to the premise. Nobody pauses for lengthy scientific analysis. Nobody phones a university anthropology department. Barney simply accepts that he has found a Stone Age man in a dump and thinks, fairly enough, “Excellent, someone to build things with.” There is something deeply reassuring about that level of narrative confidence. The 1979 Puffin edition is peak vintage children’s paperback. Soft pages. Slightly battered corners. Cover art that practically smells of school libraries, damp anoraks and forgotten PE kits. It almost certainly spent part of its life in a classroom tray beside copies of The Machine Gunners and a geography book explaining that the future would definitely involve hovercraft. Condition is Good, which for Crappy Old Books means it has survived decades of sticky fingers, bedside reading and possibly being left in a caravan during at least one rainy summer holiday. Entirely readable, faintly weathered, and carrying exactly the sort of gentle wear that makes old Puffins feel comforting rather than collectible. ISBN 0140301968 is included for those who enjoy such modern luxuries, though Stig himself would probably use it to reinforce a shelter wall. A timeless British classic about friendship, imagination, and the noble tradition of making a home out of discarded junk. Frankly, in today’s housing market, Stig may have been ahead of his time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6526/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stig-of-the-dump-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin 9780140301960 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6523 Northanger Abbey and Persuasion by Jane Austen Northanger Abbey and Persuasion is a gloriously civilised double helping of Jane Austen, presented here in a 1966 Dent edition and now surviving in Good condition thanks to the ongoing salvage mission conducted by Crappy Old Books. Which means this volume has likely already endured decades of literary fashion, educational reform, changing paperback trends and at least one owner who insisted they “preferred the Brontës” while secretly rereading Persuasion every winter. Containing both Northanger Abbey and Persuasion, this edition offers readers the full Austen emotional spectrum: youthful Gothic satire on one side and mature aching regret on the other. It is rather like attending two Regency dinner parties, one involving overexcited imagination and suspicious abbeys, the other involving long-suppressed feelings and emotionally devastating conversations conducted with perfect manners. Northanger Abbey remains one of Austen’s funniest works, largely because it lovingly mocks people who become far too emotionally invested in dramatic fiction. Which creates the delicious irony that modern readers now become intensely emotionally invested in Austen herself. Catherine Morland spends the novel imagining sinister conspiracies and hidden horrors after reading too many Gothic novels, proving that even in the early nineteenth century people were already being influenced by questionable media consumption. Persuasion, meanwhile, quietly slips a knife between the ribs while everyone continues speaking politely about naval officers and social visits. It is Austen at her most emotionally devastating. Entire lives are altered through hesitation, timing and conversations that appear perfectly calm on the surface while concealing emotional catastrophe beneath. Modern fiction often deploys explosions and dramatic reveals. Austen merely requires a letter and a drawing room. This Dent edition almost certainly possesses all the restrained dignity associated with mid-century literary publishing. One imagines sensible typography, proper paper and the faint aura of educational respectability. The sort of book that once sat on the shelves of grammar school teachers, thoughtful aunts and people who described television as “all very well in moderation.” Good condition is particularly admirable because Austen editions tend to live hard-working intellectual lives. They are annotated by students, reread obsessively by devoted admirers and carried around by people determined to become more cultured during train journeys. Somewhere inside this copy there may be a pencilled underline beneath Captain Wentworth’s letter, added by a previous owner who suddenly needed to stare into the middle distance for ten minutes afterwards. There is also something wonderfully ironic about Austen’s continued survival as both literary icon and comfort reading. Entire academic industries now exist to analyse novels that, at heart, remain deeply entertaining stories about awkward conversations, unsuitable men and the terrifying social consequences of saying the wrong thing at tea. And perhaps that is why Austen endures so effortlessly. Beneath the bonnets, assemblies and inherited property lies a writer who understood human beings with terrifying accuracy. Vanity, embarrassment, longing, foolishness, pride and emotional self-sabotage all remain entirely recognisable two centuries later. The furniture changes. The emotional chaos does not. A wonderfully elegant literary survivor from the age when novels still trusted wit, observation and emotional intelligence over spectacle, lovingly preserved by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who enjoy classic literature, vintage editions and the timeless pleasure of watching impeccably mannered people suffer exquisite emotional distress over courtship and social etiquette. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6523/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/northanger-abbey-and-persuasion-may-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dent no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6522 London by John Moyes London is one of those wonderfully sturdy Ladybird Books that attempted, with immense confidence and bright illustrations, to explain an entire civilisation to British children in approximately fifty pages. Published in 1980 and written by John Moyes, this edition now emerges from the carefully collapsing shelves of Crappy Old Books in Good condition, still radiating the educational optimism of an age when Britain believed coloured diagrams and sensible typography could solve almost anything. This is London as presented to children at the dawn of the 1980s. Not modern London with artisanal doughnuts and people filming themselves outside tube stations, but proper institutional Ladybird London: red buses, policemen, landmarks, tourists, black cabs and the faint underlying sense that everyone should remain orderly at all times. Somewhere nearby there is almost certainly a Beefeater standing very still for educational purposes. Ladybird Books occupied a unique place in British childhood. They were part textbook, part national conditioning programme, part accidental social history archive. Entire generations learned about castles, kings, industry, transport and the existence of hedgehogs through these remarkably durable little hardbacks. Reading one now is like opening a portal into the official version of Britain as approved by primary schools, grandparents and public libraries. The title itself is gloriously straightforward. Just London. No subtitle. No attempt at modern branding. No “A Radical Reimagining of Urban Space.” Simply London. The city apparently felt sufficiently important to require no further explanation. This 1980 edition almost certainly contains all the visual pleasures associated with classic Ladybird production values. Bright illustrations. Crisp layouts. Cheerfully authoritative captions. People smiling while engaging in educationally useful activities. Somewhere within the pages a child is probably gazing respectfully at Tower Bridge while wearing a jumper knitted from fibres no longer considered medically advisable. Good condition for a Ladybird book is always impressive because these were not decorative objects. They were handled with industrial intensity by generations of sticky-fingered children learning about the world between spoonfuls of Angel Delight. They travelled in school bags, sat beside bowls of cereal and survived long afternoons in doctors’ waiting rooms where every available crayon had mysteriously lost its wrapper. There is also something deeply charming about the confidence of these books. Ladybird never merely suggested information. It declared it. This is London. These are the buildings. This is history. Please absorb the facts and proceed directly toward becoming a functional citizen. The entire enterprise feels wonderfully sincere now. And of course, hidden beneath the cheerful educational tone lies an accidental time capsule of Britain itself. The fashions, the vehicles, the assumptions about society, the presentation of public life — all preserved with far greater honesty than many supposedly serious historical documents. Modern readers opening this book may discover themselves unexpectedly overwhelmed by nostalgia for a London they perhaps never even knew. A delightful survivor from the golden age of British educational publishing, lovingly rescued by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for collectors of Ladybird Books, social historians, nostalgic readers, or anyone wishing to revisit a time when Britain attempted to explain its capital city to children using paintings, optimism and approximately three shades of blue ink. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6522/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-may-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ladybird Books 9780721405940 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6521 Desiree by Annemarie Selinko Desiree is one of those vast, sweeping historical romances that emerged from the mid-twentieth century with absolute confidence that readers were perfectly willing to invest several hundred pages in love, heartbreak, political upheaval and dramatically dressed Europeans staring into the middle distance while history collapses around them. Published here in a 1959 Pan Books edition and now triumphantly resurfacing from the upholstered chaos of Crappy Old Books, this copy survives in Good condition, which is rather fitting for a novel that has already outlived several empires, numerous literary fashions and probably at least two previous owners named Margaret. Based loosely around the real Désirée Clary, once engaged to a young Napoleon Bonaparte before history took an aggressively complicated turn, this novel offers everything one could reasonably demand from historical fiction: romance, ambition, betrayal, lavish settings, emotional turmoil and French people behaving with exhausting intensity. It belongs to that glorious literary era where historical novels were not embarrassed to be enormous, emotional and unapologetically dramatic. The title itself is perfect. Desiree. Elegant, romantic and faintly doomed. One can practically hear violins beginning softly in the background before somebody receives devastating news via candlelit letter. Annemarie Selinko’s novel became hugely popular because it understands a fundamental truth about readers: people enjoy watching history become deeply inconvenient for attractive individuals. Napoleon may be busy reorganising Europe, but the true emotional crisis remains whether anyone will ever achieve happiness while wearing military uniforms and suppressing feelings in beautifully furnished rooms. This 1959 Pan edition almost certainly possesses all the tactile pleasures of a genuine vintage paperback survivor. The pages have likely aged into that rich cream-to-amber colour associated with old libraries, inherited shelves and houses where tea was brewed continuously for decades. The cover art probably features an expression of enormous emotional significance rendered in glorious mid-century illustration style. Somewhere nearby there may be an officer’s jacket, a ballroom or at minimum a cloud-filled sky hinting at destiny. Good condition is genuinely impressive for a historical blockbuster paperback from this era because books like this were read enthusiastically and repeatedly. They travelled on trains, accompanied seaside holidays and sat beside armchairs in homes where people still listened to the wireless. One imagines previous readers becoming so emotionally invested that they ignored meals, weather and perhaps small family responsibilities in order to discover what happened next. There is also something wonderfully ironic about how seriously these novels took emotional grandeur. Modern fiction often fears sincerity and rushes nervously toward irony. Desiree belongs to a period when literature cheerfully declared that yes, love and history are both catastrophic forces and readers may absolutely cry over eighteenth-century political complications if they wish. And beneath all the romance lies an unexpectedly fascinating portrait of Europe in transition. Revolutions rise and fall, alliances shift, fortunes collapse and ordinary human emotions continue stubbornly underneath the machinery of history. Which perhaps explains why books like this endure long after trendier novels have quietly disappeared into charity-shop oblivion. A sweeping, dramatic and wonderfully old-fashioned historical romance, proudly rescued once more by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who enjoy grand emotions, historical intrigue, vintage Pan paperbacks and the increasingly rare literary experience of becoming emotionally entangled in the private life of Napoleon Bonaparte’s former fiancée while sitting in a semi-detached house in modern Britain. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6521/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/desiree-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6520 The Strange Land by Hammond Innes The Strange Land is exactly the sort of rugged mid-century adventure novel that makes modern thrillers seem faintly over-cushioned. Published in this 1960 Pan Books edition and now bravely resurfacing from the windswept paper tundra of Crappy Old Books, it survives in Good condition, carrying all the stoic endurance one would expect from a Hammond Innes novel. These books do not merely sit on shelves. They weather conditions. Hammond Innes specialised in a very particular type of British masculine adventure fiction in which decent but weary men travel to remote and inhospitable places only to discover danger, corruption, severe weather and the unpleasant possibility of death by exposure. Nobody involved gets much sleep. Somebody is usually injured. Equipment fails at the worst possible moment. Yet everybody carries on with admirable determination and surprisingly little emotional discussion. The Strange Land delivers precisely the atmosphere its title promises. Hammond Innes never really wrote books about comfortable places. His landscapes tend to be cold, isolated and psychologically unsettling, populated by men with obscure motives and vehicles that sound as though they may break apart at any second. Reading him often feels like being trapped in a gale while somebody quietly explains complicated geopolitical tensions over the noise of failing machinery. The title itself is wonderfully broad and ominous. The Strange Land sounds less like a destination and more like an official Foreign Office warning. One imagines endless snow, distant mountains, suspicious radio transmissions and at least one scene involving a torch beam cutting through freezing darkness while a character realises something has gone catastrophically wrong. This Pan Books edition almost certainly possesses the full battered glamour of a genuine vintage adventure paperback. The cover art was likely designed to make railway commuters believe they too might shortly become involved in Arctic intrigue despite working in accounts payable. The pages have probably aged into that rich amber colour achieved only through decades of nicotine, central heating and British weather. Good condition is honestly rather impressive for a Hammond Innes paperback because these books tended to accompany readers on actual journeys. They were stuffed into rucksacks, glove compartments and duffel bags. They travelled on ferries, trains and damp camping holidays. Somewhere along the line this copy may genuinely have survived conditions only slightly less hostile than those described inside it. What makes Innes particularly fascinating now is the seriousness of his world. These novels come from an era when adventure fiction assumed readers possessed functioning attention spans and at least a passing interest in geography, engineering and maritime peril. Characters frequently discuss practical matters such as fuel, navigation and survival while modern thrillers are often content to blow something up every fourteen pages and hope nobody notices the plot dissolving. There is also a deeply British emotional restraint running through all of this. People endure extraordinary danger while remaining remarkably calm about it. Limbs may be freezing. Storms may be raging. Somebody may be trying to kill them. Yet conversation continues in a tone suggesting mild dissatisfaction with railway timetables. A wonderfully atmospheric survivor from the golden age of intelligent adventure fiction, proudly rescued once more by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who enjoy remote landscapes, practical peril, cold-war atmosphere and the increasingly rare literary experience of competent adults struggling grimly against terrible weather and human greed armed mainly with cigarettes and determination. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6520/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-strange-land-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6518 Flowers on the Grass by Monica Dickens Flowers on the Grass is one of those quietly brilliant Monica Dickens novels that appears, at first glance, to be perfectly gentle and respectable before gradually revealing itself to contain the full complicated machinery of human life: family tensions, emotional muddles, social awkwardness and the persistent British habit of pretending everything is fine while visibly unravelling over tea. Published in this 1962 Penguin Books edition and now lovingly extracted from the paper strata of Crappy Old Books, this copy survives in Good condition. Which means it has almost certainly already lived several literary lives. One imagines it first purchased at a railway bookstall by somebody wearing sensible shoes and carrying sandwiches wrapped in greaseproof paper. Since then it has likely migrated through guest bedrooms, charity shops, inherited shelves and perhaps at least one cardboard box labelled “BOOKS SORT LATER.” Monica Dickens had an extraordinary eye for ordinary people. While many writers chased glamour or existential despair, Dickens understood the deeper drama of everyday existence. Her characters worry, cope, misunderstand one another, attempt dignity and occasionally collapse under the sheer administrative burden of being alive. Which makes her work feel startlingly modern despite the teacups and post-war furnishings. The title itself is gloriously poetic in that slightly melancholy mid-century way. Flowers on the Grass sounds either deeply symbolic or faintly like the name of a BBC drama serial people discussed in hushed tones after Sunday supper. There is something wistful about it. A sense that beauty exists, but so do laundry, disappointment and awkward relatives arriving unexpectedly. This Penguin edition almost certainly possesses the full sensory pleasures of a proper vintage paperback. The pages may have aged into that familiar golden shade best described as “library caramel.” The spine perhaps leans gently from decades of honest reading. Somewhere inside there may be a forgotten bookmark, a pencilled name, or evidence that a previous owner became emotionally invested enough to fold corners despite knowing perfectly well they should not. Good condition is genuinely impressive for a 1962 Penguin because these books were built for use, not display. They were stuffed into coat pockets, read on buses, balanced beside cups of tea and occasionally dropped into the bath by distracted readers. Penguins from this era possess a certain stoic resilience. Like retired civil servants or old Labradors, they simply continue. What makes Monica Dickens especially rewarding now is the warmth beneath the irony. She notices people’s flaws mercilessly, but never cruelly. Her books are full of the small embarrassments and emotional evasions that make human beings recognisable. Reading her today feels like stepping into a Britain where people still wrote letters, apologised automatically when bumped into, and dealt with personal crises through brisk practicality and sponge cake. There is also the pleasing irony that books once considered everyday middlebrow entertainment have become rich historical documents. Within these pages survive entire vanished worlds of domestic habits, social expectations and conversational rhythms. Modern readers often hunt desperately for “authenticity” while overlooking shelves full of novels like this quietly preserving it. A warm, witty and wonderfully observant survivor from the golden age of British paperbacks, proudly rescued once more by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who enjoy vintage Penguins, emotional realism, subtle comedy and the comforting knowledge that generations before us were also quietly exhausted by other people while trying very hard to remain polite about it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6518/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flowers-on-the-grass-may-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6517 Kate and Emma by Monica Dickens Kate and Emma is one of those wonderfully humane Monica Dickens novels where everyday life becomes simultaneously hilarious, exhausting and faintly catastrophic without anybody ever quite admitting it out loud. Published in this 1971 Pan Books edition and now resurfacing from the literary excavation site known as Crappy Old Books, it survives in Very Good condition, which for a paperback over half a century old is practically aristocratic. Monica Dickens excelled at writing about ordinary people navigating the quiet absurdities of British life with varying degrees of grace and emotional stability. In Kate and Emma, as in much of her work, the drama does not arrive through murders or international conspiracies but through relationships, misunderstandings, domestic strain and the persistent challenge of remaining sane while surrounded by other human beings. Which, honestly, is far more relatable. The title itself has the cosy confidence of a novel that assumes readers are perfectly willing to become emotionally invested in two people they have never met. And Dickens earns that trust almost immediately. Her characters feel lived-in rather than constructed, as though they existed long before the book began and will continue muddling through long after the final page. Few writers captured the texture of everyday British existence with such warmth and precision. This 1971 Pan edition almost certainly possesses all the tactile pleasures of a vintage paperback survivor. The pages may have softened into that lovely mellow cream colour that modern publishers spend fortunes unsuccessfully trying to imitate. The cover probably features the kind of period artwork that suggests somebody is about to experience emotional upheaval while wearing extremely practical knitwear. Very Good condition is particularly impressive because Pan paperbacks of this era were rarely treated gently. These were commuter books, holiday books, rainy Sunday books. They travelled in handbags beside loose mints and damp umbrellas. They sat on kitchen tables while tea was made. They were lent to neighbours who promised faithfully to return them “next week” and often did so sometime around the collapse of British manufacturing. And somewhere in all this lies the quiet irony of Monica Dickens herself. While many “serious” literary figures strained heroically to explain the meaning of modern existence, Dickens simply observed people trying to get through the day without emotional collapse and produced novels that now feel infinitely more alive. Her work understands something timeless: that most lives are shaped less by grand events than by conversations, routines, anxieties and the slow accumulation of tiny absurdities. Reading Monica Dickens now also offers the pleasure of entering a vanished Britain where telephones remained attached to walls, letters arrived in the post, and people routinely endured enormous emotional strain while continuing to discuss the weather politely. The social details are glorious. Cups of tea appear with near-medical necessity. Feelings are managed through understatement. Entire family crises simmer quietly beneath respectable conversation. A warm, witty and beautifully observed slice of mid-century British life, lovingly preserved by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who enjoy vintage paperbacks, sharp social observation and the comforting reminder that people have always been quietly overwhelmed, just in slightly better clothing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6517/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kate-and-emma-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330201551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6516 The Angel in the Corner by Monica Dickens The Angel in the Corner is one of those beautifully observant Monica Dickens novels that seems to understand, with alarming precision, how chaotic ordinary British life actually is beneath its polite surface. Published in this 1960 Penguin edition and now proudly emerging from the ever-shifting paper avalanche known as Crappy Old Books, it survives in Good condition, which suggests it has weathered decades of tea, weather, moving house and human disappointment with admirable resilience. Monica Dickens possessed a remarkable ability to notice the quiet absurdities of daily existence. While other writers reached for grand tragedy or heroic adventure, Dickens specialised in the much more dangerous territory of families, awkwardness, emotional misunderstandings and people attempting to preserve dignity while everything gently unravels around them. Which, naturally, makes her books feel extraordinarily British. The Angel in the Corner belongs to that wonderful mid-century literary tradition where the drama arrives not through explosions but through conversation, domestic tension and the gradual accumulation of social discomfort. Somebody is worried. Somebody is hiding something. Somebody is trying desperately to keep the peace. Meanwhile tea continues to be served with grim determination. The title itself is magnificent. The Angel in the Corner sounds either like a forgotten Victorian painting or the sort of thing an elderly aunt says just before revealing deeply unsettling family information. There is something wonderfully old-fashioned and faintly melancholy about it, which perfectly suits the atmosphere Monica Dickens created so effortlessly. This Penguin edition almost certainly carries all the familiar charms of a genuinely lived-with paperback. The pages may have yellowed gently into the comforting shade known technically as “oxidation” and emotionally as “second-hand bookshop.” The spine may lean slightly from decades of actual reading. Somewhere inside there is a decent chance of finding an old bus ticket, a pencilled note, or evidence that a previous owner became distracted halfway through chapter four and accidentally used the book as a coaster sometime during the Wilson administration. Good condition is genuinely respectable for a 1960 Penguin paperback because these books lived hard-working literary lives. They travelled in shopping bags, sat beside wireless sets, survived boarding houses and endured years on crowded shelves between cookbooks and forgotten library sale purchases. Unlike modern prestige hardbacks bought primarily for social media photographs, Penguins like this were expected to be handled constantly by ordinary people eating toast. What makes Monica Dickens so appealing now is her humanity. She never sneers at her characters, even when they are being ridiculous. And they frequently are. Her world is full of small embarrassments, muddles and emotional near-disasters that feel far more recognisable than the polished lives often presented in contemporary fiction. Reading her today is like overhearing the inner thoughts of post-war Britain itself. There is also something wonderfully ironic about how these once-common Penguins have slowly transformed into cultural artefacts. A cheap paperback intended for railway journeys and rainy weekends now carries the quiet aura of social history. The cover alone probably contains more authentic atmosphere than an entire season of expensive television nostalgia. A warm, witty and quietly perceptive survivor from the golden age of British paperback fiction, lovingly rescued once more by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who enjoy domestic comedy, emotional observation, vintage Penguins and the comforting reminder that British people have always coped with life primarily through tea, understatement and low-level panic hidden beneath good manners. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6516/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-angel-in-the-corner-may-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6515 My Brother Michael by Mary Stewart My Brother Michael is another exquisitely atmospheric Mary Stewart suspense novel in which a perfectly ordinary journey becomes steadily entangled with mystery, danger, emotional tension and the uncomfortable realisation that ancient landscapes are rarely conducive to peaceful tourism. Published in this 1967 Hodder edition and now resurfacing through the noble archaeological efforts of Crappy Old Books, it survives in Good condition, carrying all the quiet dignity of a paperback or hardback that has likely travelled further than many modern package holidays. Stewart had a remarkable ability to make readers long simultaneously for adventure and for immediate evacuation back to a safe English sitting room. Her heroines wander through beautiful foreign settings thinking sensible thoughts right up until they encounter cryptic strangers, wartime secrets or suspiciously evasive locals. At which point things become complicated very quickly. My Brother Michael unfolds amid the dramatic landscapes of Greece, which Mary Stewart renders so vividly that readers may briefly consider booking a flight before remembering that in Stewart novels Greece tends to contain hidden histories, unresolved wartime trauma and at least one person who knows more than they are saying. The scenery is glorious, naturally. So is the danger. The title itself is wonderfully enigmatic. My Brother Michael sounds either deeply Biblical or faintly threatening, depending on how much of the novel you have already read. It has exactly the sort of literary ambiguity Stewart excelled at: emotional, mysterious and just unsettling enough to suggest somebody may shortly uncover a secret buried since the war. As a physical object, this Hodder edition almost certainly possesses that irresistible vintage-book presence. The pages have likely aged into the soft golden-brown tone beloved by second-hand bookshops and librarians with resigned expressions. The binding may show evidence of decades spent on bedside tables, in caravans, beside hotel pools or tucked into handbags during train journeys where readers became far too absorbed to notice they had missed their stop. Good condition is particularly commendable because Mary Stewart novels were not passive shelf ornaments. They were intensely readable books. The sort people devoured over wet weekends, lent to friends and quietly forgot to return. Somewhere inside this copy there may well be an old receipt, a pencilled surname or a long-faded bookmark from a holiday long since dissolved into memory. What makes Stewart’s work endure is the elegance of the whole operation. Modern thrillers often arrive screaming for attention. Stewart merely opens a door onto a sunlit foreign landscape and calmly allows unease to drift in on the breeze. Before long the reader is entirely trapped, emotionally invested and suspicious of nearly everyone. There is also something wonderfully civilised about these novels now. Even while surrounded by intrigue and mortal danger, people continue behaving with astonishing composure. They pause for meals, appreciate scenery and maintain conversation standards that would be considered impossibly sophisticated in many contemporary thrillers where everyone communicates exclusively by shouting. A beautifully atmospheric slice of intelligent romantic suspense from the golden age of literary escapism, lovingly returned to circulation by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who enjoy mystery, travel, old wartime shadows and the increasingly rare pleasure of a thriller that seduces you gradually before quietly tightening the knife. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6515/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-brother-michael-may-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6513 Under Milk Wood by Dylan Thomas Once upon a time, in a cozy corner of an eccentric little bookstore that smells faintly of stale tea and the ghosts of forgotten authors, there lies a most peculiar volume entitled "Under Milk Wood." This charming specimen, penned by the lyrical bard Dylan Thomas, hails from 1964, a year that must’ve been as bewildering for literature as it was for fashion. This book promises a delightful journey through the quaint village of Llareggub (a name that, if you squint hard enough, could be read in reverse as a cheeky nod to its own, undulating absurdity). Described as a “play for voices” (as if the characters have taken a vow of silence at a particularly rowdy tea party), this creation invites you to eavesdrop on the town’s quirky inhabitants. Picture yourself nestled in a well-worn armchair, sipping something with questionable origins while you overhear tales of lovesick fishermen and nocturnal sheep that could rival the most unruly of house pets. It’s a literary soirée where everyone talks at once, and somehow, it all makes a kind of sense—or at least a delightful chaos. But what is it really about? Ah, therein lies the mystery, akin to trying to decipher an abstract painting while your cat casually knocks over your favourite mug. The prose is as rich as the buttercream icing on a half-hearted birthday cake, layered with characters who might remind you of your eccentric relatives—those who show up uninvited and stay for the leftovers, never quite departing. You may find yourself wondering whether you’ve stumbled upon a profound existential meditation or merely a raucous village gossip session; the answer may depend on how many biscuits you’ve consumed. One cannot help but admire the sheer audacity of a book that is both a play and a poetic tapestry, all wrapped up in a delightful packaging of Welsh whimsy. You may be left pondering the deeper meanings of life, love, and the eternal struggle of fitting a round peg into a square hole—or you may simply find the book an excellent doorstop. Regardless, it holds a certain charm that defies conventional literary boundaries. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter a cast of characters that could only spring forth from the fertile imagination of Thomas. They might include: A dreamy librarian with a knack for losing her glasses A fisherman who believes he can communicate with the fish A pair of lovers whose romantic escapades are as slippery as wet soap A local poet who is definitely not a hack (he insists) A sheep that seems to be plotting its escape You might not come away with answers to life’s greatest questions, but you will certainly have enough delightful anecdotes to share over your next cup of tea, preferably with someone who appreciates the absurd. Condition: This book has seen better days, much like the village it portrays. The cover bears the gentle scars of time—some creases, a hint of fading, and a slight mustiness that suggests it has been cherished, pondered over, and perhaps even used to prop up a wobbly table during a particularly rowdy gathering. The pages themselves, while yellowed and slightly dog-eared, still hold the remnants of Thomas’s magical, rhythmic prose, ready to whisk you off to the whimsical shores of Llareggub. Or at least keep you entertained while you ponder whether it’s time to finally sort out the attic. So, if you’re brave enough to embrace the curious world of Dylan Thomas and the peculiar charm of "Under Milk Wood," prepare yourself for a literary experience that is as unpredictable as a surprise visit from an old friend. With its playful spirit and eccentric characters, this book is available here at Crappy Old Books, where every title is a treasure, and every page turned is a delightful gamble. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6513/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/under-milkwood-2-may-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aldine no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6512 Thunder on the Right by Mary Stewart Thunder on the Right is another glorious excursion into Mary Stewart territory, meaning readers should prepare themselves for danger, intrigue, foreign landscapes, suspiciously attractive strangers, and at least one moment where somebody realises far too late that they have wandered into a situation of enormous complexity armed only with intuition and a lightweight cardigan. Published in this 1967 Hodder edition and now circulating once more through the determinedly chaotic ecosystem of Crappy Old Books, Thunder on the Right survives in Good condition. Which is reassuring, because books like this deserve to endure. They belong to that sophisticated post-war suspense tradition where everyone remains outwardly civilised while quietly concealing emotional turmoil, criminal secrets or both. Mary Stewart’s great talent was making ordinary readers believe that a slightly tense holiday in Europe might at any moment transform into an international conspiracy wrapped in romantic uncertainty. Modern thrillers tend to involve biometric scanners, cybercrime and men called Jack who destroy buildings professionally. Stewart simply places an intelligent woman in an atmospheric setting and allows dread, charm and mystery to unfold naturally over cocktails and mountain roads. The title itself is magnificently overdramatic in the best possible way. Thunder on the Right sounds either like a military operation or a deeply symbolic weather event that will almost certainly occur just as somebody uncovers a long-hidden truth. One imagines lightning flashing over ancient stone buildings while emotionally complicated people exchange meaningful glances. This Hodder edition almost certainly possesses all the pleasures of a genuine vintage hardback or paperback survivor. The pages may have softened into that lovely amber shade achieved only through decades of oxidation and careful neglect. The binding has likely endured years of being packed into holiday luggage, left beside bedside lamps in guest houses, or carried halfway through Europe by readers convinced they too might stumble into Mediterranean intrigue. Good condition is particularly admirable for a Mary Stewart novel because these books were read properly. Not merely collected, but devoured. Stewart inspired the sort of reading where people say “just one more chapter” at midnight and suddenly discover it is raining outside and they have work in six hours. There is also something deeply comforting about the entire atmosphere of these novels now. They come from a literary age where suspense still relied heavily on mood, intelligence and place. Nobody is frantically explaining the plot every three pages. Instead, Stewart trusts readers to notice details, absorb atmosphere and enjoy the slow tightening of tension while travelling through beautifully described landscapes filled with quietly alarming people. And beneath all the mystery and glamour lies a fascinatingly British emotional core. Even in danger, people continue making tea, remaining polite and suppressing panic with remarkable professionalism. Entire lives appear to depend on maintaining composure while privately suspecting disaster. Which perhaps explains why these novels still resonate so strongly with British readers. A wonderfully atmospheric relic from the golden age of intelligent romantic suspense, proudly preserved by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who enjoy foreign hotels, hidden motives, dramatic weather, elegant tension and the increasingly endangered literary experience of being thrillingly unsettled without anybody needing to hack a satellite. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6512/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thunder-on-the-right-may-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6511 The Ivy Tree by Mary Stewart The Ivy Tree is one of those deeply atmospheric mid-century novels that seems permanently accompanied by rain, distant footsteps and the suspicion that somebody, somewhere in Northumberland, is hiding a terrible secret behind a large wooden door. Published here in a 1968 Hodder edition and sold in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, it arrives carrying the full haunted-paperback energy that Mary Stewart practically patented. Stewart occupied a glorious literary territory entirely her own. Not quite crime. Not quite romance. Not quite Gothic. More a sophisticated blend of mystery, windswept landscapes, emotional tension and the strong likelihood that the heroine will eventually realise she has become involved in something much more dangerous than originally anticipated. Usually while wearing sensible shoes and staring moodily across moorland. The Ivy Tree is particularly rich in that classic post-war British suspense atmosphere where identities are uncertain, old families are decaying politely, and everybody appears to know slightly more than they are saying. Modern thrillers often rely on serial killers, explosions or sinister computer hackers. Mary Stewart merely requires a country house, a hidden motive and a conversation over tea in which somebody pauses just a fraction too long before answering. The title itself is wonderfully ominous. The Ivy Tree sounds less like a plant and more like a place where inheritance disputes inevitably end in emotional collapse. One imagines creeping ivy slowly consuming ancestral stonework while emotionally repressed relatives discuss wills in low voices beside an inadequate fire. As a physical object, this Hodder edition almost certainly possesses exactly the right amount of age. The pages may have mellowed gracefully into that warm vintage-paperback shade somewhere between biscuit and archaeological document. The dust and years have likely combined to produce that unmistakable second-hand book aroma consisting of old paper, central heating, faint mildew and unresolved literary tension. Good condition for a 1968 popular hardback or paperback survivor is genuinely respectable. Books like this were meant to be read, lent to neighbours, abandoned in guest bedrooms, packed for damp holidays and rediscovered decades later during house clearances. Somewhere along the line this copy may well have sat beside a tin of biscuits and a rotary telephone while somebody became intensely suspicious of half the cast. And honestly, Mary Stewart’s appeal endures because she understood something modern fiction sometimes forgets: suspense is often more effective when everybody remains outwardly civilised. Nobody here is delivering theatrical villain speeches. Instead, danger arrives through atmosphere, implication and that very British terror of discovering something dreadful while remaining too polite to mention it immediately. A beautifully moody relic from the golden age of intelligent romantic suspense, lovingly rescued by Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who enjoy old houses, uneasy identities, creeping tension and the comforting knowledge that somewhere in literature there will always be a mysterious estate surrounded by trees and deeply unsuitable secrets. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6511/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-ivy-tree-may-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6509 From The Fifies - BBC Sound Radio Drama Series by British Broadcasting Corporation From The Fifties is a wonderfully specific cultural artefact from that peculiarly British age when the BBC believed the nation could be gently improved through a combination of radio drama, moral seriousness and carefully enunciated vowels. Published in 1961 to accompany the BBC Sound radio drama series, this volume now survives as a charming paper time capsule from an era when families gathered around wireless sets the way people now gather around streaming platforms while simultaneously staring at their phones. Issued by the British Broadcasting Corporation itself, this is not merely a book but an official BBC Object. You can almost feel the institutional confidence radiating from it. Somewhere in Broadcasting House, a committee almost certainly approved this publication after extensive discussion involving tea, memoranda and somebody called Nigel adjusting his tie thoughtfully. The title alone is marvellous. From The Fifties sounds less like a book and more like a transmission recovered from an abandoned Home Service archive. And in a sense, that is exactly what this is: a doorway back into post-war Britain, when radio drama still occupied a central place in national life and entertainment involved listening attentively rather than half-watching a streaming series while searching online for air fryer reviews. Inside, readers are treated to the atmosphere of the decade that had only just ended. The 1950s presented here are still fresh, not yet “retro.” Nobody involved imagined future generations would become nostalgically fascinated by ration books, Formica tables and announcers who sounded as though they had personally met Winston Churchill. As a physical item, this 1961 BBC publication almost certainly possesses the reassuringly austere design sensibility of the period. Expect sensible typography, purposeful layout, and the faint air of educational worthiness that defined so much mid-century broadcasting culture. This is the sort of publication that may once have sat proudly beside a radiogram, perhaps next to a pipe rack and a copy of the Radio Times folded open to the Third Programme listings. Good condition, meanwhile, is no small achievement. Ephemeral BBC tie-in publications were not necessarily intended to survive sixty years of lofts, charity shops, estate clearances and the occasional damp bungalow bookshelf. Yet this copy remains standing. Slightly yellowed perhaps. Possibly carrying the gentle aroma of old paper, dust and post-war optimism. But standing nonetheless. There is also something quietly ironic about the BBC producing a commemorative work about “The Fifties” in 1961-62, essentially beginning the national pastime of nostalgic self-examination almost immediately after the decade itself had ended. Britain barely had time to remove the bunting before becoming sentimental about it. Perfect for collectors of broadcasting history, vintage BBC ephemera, radio drama enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys the strange comfort of mid-century British culture. A lovely survivor from the age of the wireless, rescued once again into circulation by the indefatigable archivists of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6509/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-the-fifties-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books British Broadcasting Corporation no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6507 Saturday Night and Sunday Morning by Alan Stillitoe Saturday Night and Sunday Morning is the literary equivalent of cigarette smoke trapped in wallpaper. Loud, restless, sharp-edged and permanently slightly hungover, Alan Sillitoe’s 1960 working-class classic arrives here in Fair condition from the heroic salvage operation known as Crappy Old Books, carrying slight water damage but remaining structurally sound. Much like Britain itself, really. This is the novel that helped define the angry young man era. Before kitchen-sink realism became a GCSE phrase muttered resentfully by teenagers, Sillitoe was already there documenting factory life, pubs, affairs, boredom, resentment and the determined pursuit of a good weekend in post-war Nottingham. Arthur Seaton barrels through the pages fuelled by beer, cynicism and the sort of industrial stamina modern office workers can barely comprehend. The physical condition of this particular copy actually feels strangely appropriate. A pristine copy of Saturday Night and Sunday Morning would almost seem suspicious, as though it had been purchased for decorative purposes by somebody who keeps vintage hard hats in a Shoreditch coffee shop. Slight water damage, however, suggests authenticity. This book looks like it may genuinely have lived through several decades of northern weather, overcrowded bookshelves, tea spillages, and perhaps one dramatic incident involving a leaking windowsill in a bedsit sometime around 1978. Fear not though: structurally sound. The literary equivalent of an old pub regular who wheezes ominously climbing the stairs but still somehow outlasts everybody else. Pan paperbacks from this era possess a very particular charm too. The paper has likely browned into that familiar “vintage nicotine” hue beloved by second-hand bookshops everywhere. The spine may carry the subtle curvature of many committed readings or at least one prolonged stay stuffed into the pocket of a donkey jacket. Somewhere within the pages there is a strong possibility of finding an old bus ticket, an underlined existential sentence, or evidence that a previous owner fell asleep face-first somewhere around chapter six. As a novel, it still crackles with energy. Sillitoe writes with an impatience that feels startlingly modern. There is humour throughout, but also that persistent undertow of frustration and trapped ambition that made the book so important in the first place. Everyone talks about the “anger” of this generation of writers, but what really lingers is the exhaustion. The sense of people working hard, drinking hard, and trying desperately not to think too much about Monday morning. Today, the world it describes has largely vanished. Many of the factories are gone. The pubs are quieter. The wages are somehow both higher and worse. But the mood of wanting freedom while simultaneously suspecting the system has already won remains perfectly intact. An essential slice of British literary history, slightly damp around the edges but still defiantly alive. Exactly the kind of book Crappy Old Books was born to rescue. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6507/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/saturday-night-and-sunday-morning-may-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6506 A Room of Ones Own by Virginia Woolf A Room of One’s Own is one of those rare books that has managed to become simultaneously a cornerstone of literary thought, a university seminar staple, a symbol of intellectual independence, and something discovered years later slightly foxed on a second-hand shelf between a damp cookbook and an abandoned Open University sociology course. This 1979 Panther edition arrives from the storied stockpile of Crappy Old Books in Good condition, which means it remains entirely readable despite almost certainly having spent part of its life in a canvas satchel beside crushed cigarettes and a leaking biro. Virginia Woolf’s central argument remains famously simple and eternally inconvenient: if you want to write great literature, it helps enormously to possess money, privacy, and a room where nobody barges in asking where the scissors are. Revolutionary stuff, really. Generations of readers have nodded solemnly at this insight while continuing to live in shared flats with radiators that clang like maritime disasters. The book itself is elegant, intelligent, sharp, and quietly devastating in places. Woolf glides through history, literature, economics, gender and social expectation with the unnerving confidence of somebody who could probably dismantle your entire worldview before you had finished stirring your tea. Yet she somehow manages to do this politely, almost conversationally, which is perhaps the most British literary superpower of all. This Panther paperback edition also offers the additional pleasure of vintage 1970s publishing aesthetics. The cover may possess colours not seen in nature since the decline of the Austin Allegro. The paper has likely matured into that warm beige tone librarians call “acidification” and everyone else calls “old book smell.” Somewhere within these pages there may even be the faint spectral aroma of patchouli, instant coffee and central heating from a university hall of residence in 1983. Of course, many people buy A Room of One’s Own intending to finally become the sort of person who reads Virginia Woolf properly. Some succeed. Others place it prominently on a shelf where it silently communicates intelligence to visitors for the next decade and a half. Both are valid literary outcomes. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy carries the additional charm of survival. It has endured changing fashions, literary theory wars, several waves of feminism, the collapse of the net book agreement, and countless students underlining passages they fully intended to revisit later. It now waits patiently for its next owner, ideally one with a cup of tea, a rainy afternoon, and perhaps, fittingly enough, a room of one’s own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6506/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-room-of-ones-own-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586044490 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6505 The Hearty of London by Monica Dickens The Hearty of London is one of those wonderfully odd mid-century paperbacks that seems to have survived several decades mostly by sitting quietly on shelves while people intended to read it “one day.” Published in 1967, back when Penguin Books could still make even slightly eccentric social observation feel faintly educational, it now arrives from the distinguished and questionably curated vaults of Crappy Old Books in reassuringly Good condition. Which, translated from second-hand bookseller dialect, means it has probably seen more of Britain than most modern travel influencers. Monica Dickens had a particular gift for noticing the absurdities of ordinary life, and this book positively hums with that very British combination of warmth, fatigue, politeness and low-level social chaos. The title itself sounds slightly uncertain, as though perhaps somebody at the printers misplaced a letter in 1967 and everyone collectively decided it was too late to mention it. “The Hearty of London” feels less like a book title and more like the name of a pub where the carpets permanently smell faintly of mild ale and raincoats. Inside, you can expect London as it once was. Not the London of luxury flats and artisanal sourdough, but the older city of clerks, tea urns, rattling buses, sensible shoes and people saying things like “mustn’t grumble” while visibly grumbling. There is almost certainly cigarette smoke hanging invisibly over every page. Somewhere nearby, a kettle is boiling itself into an early grave. As a physical object, this Penguin edition possesses that unmistakable vintage paperback energy. The pages may have mellowed gently into a shade best described as “historical custard.” The spine has likely endured at least one determined commuter bag and perhaps several decades in a guest bedroom beside forgotten copies of Reader’s Digest Condensed Books and a torch with dead batteries. Yet it survives. Stoically. Heroically. Very much in the spirit of post-war Britain itself. Modern self-help books promise transformation. This book merely promises London, humanity, and probably at least one slightly overworked woman trying to navigate the quiet nonsense of everyday life. Which, honestly, may be the healthier proposition. A lovely period piece for readers who enjoy social history, literary observation, vintage Penguins, or simply the sensation of holding a paperback old enough to remember when people wrote letters, boiled vegetables for forty minutes, and thought instant coffee represented the dazzling future of civilisation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6505/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-heart-of-london-may-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6504 The Making and Breaking of the Soviet System by Christopher Read There are few subjects more ambitious than explaining the rise and collapse of the Soviet Union in a single volume. This was, after all, a state that attempted to redesign economics, society, agriculture, politics, architecture and arguably human nature itself, usually before lunch and often with catastrophic paperwork. Yet Christopher Read’s The Making and Breaking of the Soviet System tackles the whole extraordinary experiment with admirable clarity and just enough scholarly calm to stop the reader running screaming into the snow. This is the kind of history book that reminds you the twentieth century was essentially several decades of humanity collectively deciding to “try something dramatic” and then acting surprised when millions of filing cabinets, ideological manifestos and concrete apartment blocks failed to produce utopia. The Soviet story contains everything: revolution, famine, industrialisation, paranoia, heroism, bureaucracy, space travel, shortages, political terror and men in oversized coats applauding speeches they probably did not fully trust. Read navigates all this with intelligence and restraint. Rather than reducing Soviet history to cartoon villains and simplistic Cold War clichés, he treats it as a complicated human system built by people who genuinely believed they were creating a better future, before reality intervened with its usual lack of cooperation. Which is ultimately what makes the subject so fascinating. The Soviet Union was not merely a country; it was an enormous argument about how civilisation should function. Naturally, because this is a serious historical work, there are discussions of ideology, state structures and economic transformation. But there is also the persistent underlying absurdity of attempting to centrally organise the lives of hundreds of millions of people using committees, slogans and increasingly nervous men named Yuri. History repeatedly demonstrates that human beings are difficult enough to organise into a queue for a bus, never mind an entirely new social order. The title itself deserves praise. The Making and Breaking of the Soviet System sounds wonderfully industrial, like a government instructional film from 1972 narrated by a deeply weary academic smoking continuously beside a large wall map. And in many ways that is exactly the atmosphere you want from a book about Soviet history: thoughtful, analytical and faintly haunted by the knowledge that every grand political vision eventually ends with shortages of something important. There is also something deeply ironic about reading Soviet history in the twenty-first century while surrounded by algorithm-driven capitalism, targeted advertising and people voluntarily allowing their refrigerators to connect to the internet. Previous generations imagined the future would involve ideological superstates battling over economic systems. Instead we ended up arguing with subscription services and accepting cookies on websites every eleven seconds. The Palgrave Macmillan edition carries all the reassuring signs of proper academic seriousness. This is not one of those flashy airport history books promising “TEN DICTATORS WHO CHANGED THE WORLD.” It is a real history text, written by someone who expects readers to possess attention spans longer than a TikTok video. Refreshing, frankly. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived the collapse of at least one global political order while remaining perfectly readable. One suspects previous owners may have approached it armed with highlighters, coffee and a growing suspicion that history never really ends; it merely changes flags and logos. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this volume occupies the perfect intersection between intellectual seriousness and second-hand charm. Somewhere out there are pristine untouched copies sitting on university shelves gathering dust. This one, however, has likely lived a more interesting life, which feels strangely appropriate for a book about one of history’s grandest and most chaotic political experiments. If you enjoy political history, revolutions, ideological battles, collapsing empires or simply the comforting reminder that every system eventually insists it has solved humanity before reality proves otherwise, The Making and Breaking of the Soviet System is an absorbing and unexpectedly timely read. At the very least, it may leave you permanently suspicious of anyone claiming to possess a flawless plan for reorganising society. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6504/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-making-and-breaking-of-the-soviet-system-may-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Palgrave Macmillan 9780333731536 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6503 Tring Through Time by Jill Fowler Some towns receive sweeping cinematic treatments full of revolution, scandal and international intrigue. Tring, admirably and stubbornly, receives books lovingly documenting what happened to the bakery, the station approach and that row of shops everybody swears looked better before “they modernised it.” And honestly, civilisation is richer for it. Tring Through Time by Jill Fowler is part local history, part visual archaeology and part accidental existential crisis. Because once you begin comparing photographs of the same streets decades apart, you inevitably find yourself pondering the unstoppable march of time, the disappearance of independent ironmongers and whether humanity truly peaked around the era of practical coats and sensible signage. This is one of those marvellous “then and now” books that quietly hypnotise readers. The formula sounds deceptively simple: old photographs paired with newer views. Yet somehow the experience becomes deeply emotional. A corner shop vanishes. A cinema becomes a supermarket. A field becomes housing. A pub changes name four times and eventually turns into luxury flats with suspiciously optimistic marketing brochures. Jill Fowler clearly understands that local history is not really about buildings. It is about continuity, memory and the strange fact that perfectly ordinary places become historically fascinating the moment enough time passes. A grainy photograph of a bus stop from 1962 suddenly carries the emotional weight of a Renaissance fresco. Someone in the background wearing an oversized raincoat accidentally becomes the symbolic representative of an entire vanished Britain. And what a Britain it was. A world of proper butcher’s shops, cautiously cheerful municipal flowerbeds and shopfronts painted by human hands rather than generated by corporate branding consultants in glass offices. The modern photographs inevitably reveal cleaner paving, more cars and infinitely less personality. Progress, in other words. There is also something gloriously ironic about our modern obsession with preserving the recent past. Entire generations once worked tirelessly to replace “old-fashioned” Victorian buildings with concrete precincts, only for later generations to produce expensive nostalgia books mourning the loss of the Victorian buildings while quietly pretending the concrete precinct never happened. Humanity remains wonderfully consistent in regretting whatever it demolished twenty years earlier. The Amberley publishing format suits this material perfectly. These books possess a kind of calm historical confidence. No dramatic revisionism. No attempts to argue that Tring secretly altered the course of European politics. Just careful documentation of a town evolving through the decades while everybody got on with life, complained about parking and occasionally redecorated things in deeply unfortunate colours. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has likely fulfilled its purpose admirably: being repeatedly shown to visitors while someone enthusiastically points out where the old post office used to stand. A local history book in pristine untouched condition would almost feel suspicious, like a cookbook with no food stains. And naturally it is sold by Crappy Old Books, which remains one of the finest shop names imaginable. It sounds less like a business and more like the sort of establishment an eccentric retired detective would run while accidentally uncovering Cold War secrets in old parish records. If you enjoy nostalgia, architecture, disappearing Britain, old photographs, or simply the eerie pleasure of seeing how quickly “modern life” becomes history, Tring Through Time is an unexpectedly absorbing little volume. At the very least, it may leave you wandering around your own town wondering which utterly mundane bus shelter future historians will describe as “a cherished local landmark.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6503/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tring-through-time-may-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amberley 9781848683181 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6502 Around Tring by Mike Bass and Jill Fowler There is a very particular sort of British magic contained within books like Around Tring. Not magic in the dragons-and-prophecies sense, obviously. More the magic of discovering that a completely ordinary lane once had a blacksmith, three pubs, a hat shop and a bus service that vanished sometime around 1974, leaving behind only fading memories and one deeply argumentative letter to the local paper. Mike Bass and Jill Fowler have assembled precisely the kind of local history volume that sneaks up on you. At first glance it appears harmless enough: photographs, snippets of history, perhaps a mildly enthusiastic caption about a church restoration. But before long you find yourself completely absorbed in vanished petrol stations, long-demolished cottages and the shocking revelation that people once dressed formally to stand beside tractors. The title itself is wonderfully understated. Around Tring. Not The Epic Transformation of Western Civilisation. Not Empires at War. Just… around Tring. A gentle promise that somewhere in these pages are roads, villages, shopfronts and human beings quietly existing while history thundered elsewhere. There is something deeply reassuring about that. And what a world these books preserve. Britain before every high street acquired the exact same coffee chain. Before new-build estates were named things like “Foxglove Meadow” despite containing neither foxgloves nor meadows. Before everyone communicated entirely through glowing rectangles while pretending this counts as progress. The photographs are the true stars, of course. Local history books operate on the dangerous principle that every image becomes fascinating if enough time passes. A slightly blurry picture of a butcher’s shop in 1958 suddenly acquires immense emotional weight. Men in flat caps leaning against railings begin to look like guardians of a lost civilisation. A delivery van outside a bakery becomes accidental art. And then there are the details nobody intended future generations to obsess over: shop signs, bus liveries, old advertising hoardings, the peculiar geometry of post-war street furniture. The human brain is apparently incapable of resisting this material. One moment you are casually flipping pages, the next you are loudly informing innocent bystanders that “they used to have proper grocers back then.” The Tempus formula works beautifully here. These books were produced before publishing fully surrendered to celebrity memoirs and algorithmically generated self-help titles. They have sincerity. Enthusiasm. The unmistakable sense that someone genuinely cared about documenting these places before they disappeared beneath retail parks and identikit housing developments named after trees they bulldozed to build them. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, which feels exactly right for a local history book. Such volumes are not meant to remain untouched in climate-controlled vaults. They are meant to be repeatedly opened by people saying things like, “I remember that garage,” while slowly drifting into unexpectedly emotional recollections about old post offices. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this is less a purchase and more a small act of cultural rescue. Somewhere between nostalgia, archive and accidental sociology, Around Tring captures the texture of ordinary British life with far more charm than many supposedly important histories ever manage. If you enjoy old photographs, disappearing England, village life, quietly haunting nostalgia, or simply the comforting reminder that human beings once survived perfectly well without QR codes, this book will reward you enormously. At the very least, it may leave you staring suspiciously at modern town planning and yearning for a butcher’s shop with hand-painted signage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6502/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/around-tring-may-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tempus 9780752446202 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6501 Tring 1951 - 2000 by Jill Fowler There is something wonderfully, almost aggressively British about a book devoted to the history of Tring between 1951 and 2000. Not London. Not Paris. Not “Europe in Crisis.” Just Tring. A market town quietly getting on with things while the rest of the world obsessed over nuclear annihilation, decimalisation, flared trousers and the internet. And honestly, that is precisely why this book is so fascinating. Jill Fowler’s Tring 1951–2000 is one of those gloriously specific local history books that begins innocently enough and then quietly absorbs your entire evening. You pick it up expecting a few old photographs and perhaps a paragraph about a bypass, and suddenly you are emotionally invested in the fate of long-demolished shopfronts and wondering whether Woolworths really did look happier in 1963. It is the literary equivalent of accidentally spending three hours on Google Street View comparing bus stops. The real charm here lies in the ordinary details. Not ordinary in the dull sense, but ordinary in the deeply human sense. The changing high street. The vanished cafés. The fashions people once considered acceptable. The municipal optimism of post-war Britain slowly colliding with the strange fluorescent consumerism of the 1980s and 1990s. Somewhere in these pages there is probably a photograph of a parade nobody remembers attending, featuring at least one man proudly dressed like a geography teacher on holiday in Benidorm. Books like this also perform a quiet act of rebellion against modern life. Today every moment is photographed, uploaded, tagged, filtered and forgotten within six minutes. But local history books preserve the things nobody thought important enough to preserve at the time. A bakery sign. A road before redevelopment. A scout troop posing awkwardly beside a church hall radiator. Tiny fragments of normal existence which, decades later, become oddly moving. And of course there is the delicious irony that places once dismissed as unfashionable or unremarkable now inspire deep nostalgia. The 1970s precinct with concrete planters and brown tiles may have looked mildly depressing at the time, but now it appears in sepia-toned books accompanied by phrases like “a vanished era.” Humanity has an extraordinary ability to sentimentalise municipal paving. The Tempus publishing style deserves praise too. These books have a very particular energy: sturdy, photograph-heavy, deeply sincere and produced with the quiet determination of people who understand that local memory matters. They are less concerned with grand historical theories and more concerned with making sure someone remembers where the old cinema used to be before it became a carpet warehouse. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived admirably despite likely being consulted repeatedly by people saying things like, “Oh look, that used to be Johnson’s bakery,” before launching into a forty-minute monologue nobody under thirty can properly follow. A proper local history book should look faintly handled. If it appears untouched, one suspects it has failed in its civic duty. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this volume occupies that perfect cultural territory somewhere between historical archive and cheerful charity-shop treasure. The sort of book you buy thinking, “This might be mildly interesting,” only to find yourself later pointing excitedly at black-and-white photographs of traffic systems. If you enjoy nostalgia, disappearing Britain, old shopfronts, post-war social history, or simply the strange comfort of seeing how ordinary people lived before everyone carried a surveillance device in their pocket, Tring 1951–2000 is an unexpectedly compelling little time machine. At the very least, it will make you deeply suspicious of modern supermarket signage and oddly sentimental about municipal flower displays. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6501/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tring-1951-2000-may-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tempus 9780752446202 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6499 No Just Desserts by Elisabeth Bastion There are cosy mysteries, and then there are cosy mysteries involving food, which occupy a very particular literary universe where people can be brutally murdered between courses while everyone remains deeply concerned about pastry quality. No Just Desserts by Elisabeth Bastion belongs proudly to this grand tradition, combining culinary enthusiasm, amateur sleuthing and the faint but unmistakable suspicion that joining a dinner party may in fact be statistically dangerous. The title alone deserves admiration. It is the sort of pun that announces immediately what kind of journey lies ahead: one involving suspicious behaviour, sharp observations, carefully described meals and at least one person who should probably not have accepted the pudding. The world of culinary crime fiction is gloriously strange when viewed from a distance. Here are ordinary citizens attempting to solve murders while simultaneously discussing soufflés, table arrangements and whether the sauce has split. Humanity, it seems, remains committed to maintaining standards even during homicide investigations. Elisabeth Bastion clearly understands the comforting mechanics of the genre. The charm lies not merely in the mystery itself, but in the atmosphere surrounding it. Readers are invited into a world where crimes are solvable, communities remain oddly functional, and danger arrives with a side order of baked goods. It is crime fiction designed less to terrify than to entertain gently while encouraging mild suspicion of dinner invitations. Naturally, there is considerable irony in the enduring popularity of these stories. Modern life is full of genuinely alarming things, yet many readers choose relaxation by immersing themselves in narratives where poisoning remains a realistic occupational hazard for enthusiastic home cooks. Somehow the combination works perfectly. Murder becomes manageable once accompanied by tea, recipes and witty dialogue. One suspects Agatha Christie understood long ago that the British public would tolerate almost any body count provided the sandwiches arrived on time. The 2005 publication date also places the book in that curious early twenty-first-century moment before every mystery series acquired a television adaptation featuring sweeping drone shots and traumatised detectives staring moodily into rain. This is a more civilised sort of crime-solving universe, where the greatest threat to emotional wellbeing may be discovering who tampered with dessert rather than confronting existential despair in Scandinavian lighting. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived admirably despite the obvious temptation to read it while eating something crumbly. The pages remain perfectly suitable for anyone seeking a pleasantly murderous diversion, preferably accompanied by cake and the reassuring knowledge that fictional poisonings are considerably easier to manage than real dinner parties. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6499/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/no-just-deserts-may-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomson Gale 9781410402394 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6497 The Insiders Guide to Parliament by Brian Sedgemore Parliament is one of those institutions that most people vaguely assume is either a magnificent engine of democracy or a sort of overgrown Victorian theatre production populated by exhausted men waving paper at each other after midnight. The Insider’s Guide to Parliament by Brian Sedgemore MP suggests, with considerable amusement, that both interpretations may in fact be correct simultaneously. This is a book that lifts the curtain on Westminster and reveals not a sleek machine of state, but a sprawling, argumentative labyrinth fuelled by procedure, ego, tea, ambition and the occasional constitutional crisis. Sedgemore writes with the tone of a man who has spent enough time inside the Palace of Westminster to stop being impressed by it, which makes him exactly the right guide. The result is gloriously human. Parliament emerges not as an abstract institution but as a peculiar workplace where ancient traditions survive largely because nobody can quite remember how to remove them without triggering three committees and a hereditary incident. One quickly realises that British democracy depends less on grand strategy than on exhausted MPs wandering through corridors at strange hours trying to find the right division lobby. The joy of the book lies in its dismantling of political mythology. Here are the rituals, rivalries and absurdities that television cameras politely avoid. Committees grind on endlessly. Speeches echo into near-empty chambers. Minor procedural manoeuvres acquire the dramatic importance of Napoleonic campaigns. Somewhere a minister rehearses outrage while another quietly hopes nobody notices he has misunderstood the briefing papers. Sedgemore captures beautifully the strange mixture of seriousness and farce that seems inseparable from British politics itself. Naturally, there is delicious irony in calling anything an “insider’s guide” to Parliament, because one suspects that even many MPs only partially understand what is happening at any given moment. Westminster appears throughout as a place governed by arcane customs, coded language and constitutional improvisation. The British state often resembles an enormous stately home held together by precedent, confidence and slightly damp paperwork. Being published in 1995 also gives the book a particularly fascinating atmosphere. This was the twilight world before smartphones, social media outrage cycles and twenty-four-hour political branding. MPs still inhabited a semi-mystical realm where scandals took several days to mature and journalists occasionally had to leave buildings physically to file stories. Reading it now feels oddly archaeological, like discovering a manual explaining how steam locomotives were emotionally managed. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Fair condition, with some fading to the cover, which somehow suits a political book rather well. The spine remains uncreased and the book appears generally unread, suggesting either admirable restraint or the possibility that its previous owner entered politics and no longer had time for recreational truth. Either way, the pages remain perfectly suitable for anyone wishing to explore the inner workings of Westminster from the safety of an armchair, where heckling remains refreshingly optional. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6497/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-insiders-guide-to-parliament-may-2026.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Icon Books 9781874166320 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6495 Fifty Penguin Years by Malcolm Bradbury There are publishing houses, and then there is Penguin Books, that strange orange-and-white republic responsible for introducing generations of Britons to Russian despair, French existentialism, obscure anthropology, left-wing economics, and at least three novels they bought because the cover made them feel intelligent on the train. Fifty Penguin Years by Malcolm Bradbury is less a history of a publisher than a guided tour through the intellectual attic of twentieth-century Britain, where paperbacks quietly staged a cultural coup while pretending merely to be affordable. Bradbury approaches the story with exactly the right tone: affectionate, clever, faintly incredulous. Penguin’s achievement now seems almost absurdly ambitious in retrospect. The idea that ordinary people might wish to read serious literature, philosophy, politics and science for the price of a packet of cigarettes apparently struck someone in the 1930s as revolutionary. Today, of course, most people spend longer choosing a streaming thumbnail than early Penguin readers spent selecting between Dostoevsky and nuclear policy, but there was once a time when a cheap paperback genuinely carried the faint thrill of social progress. The book wanders delightfully through decades of publishing optimism, literary fashions and national self-improvement. Here are earnest editors attempting to civilise the masses through typography. Here are famous writers becoming portable objects to be shoved into satchels, coat pockets and damp student bedsits. One begins to realise that half the British post-war intelligentsia was essentially assembled from tea, nicotine and slightly bent Penguin paperbacks collapsing gently in the rain at provincial railway stations. Naturally, there is something wonderfully ironic about commemorating Penguin’s democratisation of literature in a book that itself eventually ends up in the ecosystem of second-hand bookselling, quietly awaiting rescue beside old gardening manuals, forgotten diet books and biographies of minor admirals. The cycle feels complete somehow. Penguin made books disposable enough for everyone to own, yet beloved enough that people still cannot quite throw them away fifty years later. Instead they migrate endlessly between shelves, charity shops, attics and people convinced they will “definitely read Proust this winter”. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Fair condition, which honestly feels entirely appropriate for a book celebrating the battered endurance of the paperback itself. One suspects a pristine copy would somehow miss the point. A little wear merely suggests it has participated properly in literary civilisation: opened too wide, carried too far, abandoned temporarily near radiators, and perhaps read by somebody determined to improve themselves before getting distracted by biscuits and television. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6495/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fifty-penguin-years-may-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140085891 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6487 The Body and Society - Men Women and Sexual Renunciation in Early Christianity by Peter Brown Peter Brown’s The Body and Society is one of those formidable scholarly works that quietly sits on shelves looking respectable while containing several hundred pages about sex, celibacy, temptation, self-denial, theological anxiety, and the early Christian obsession with what exactly people ought to be doing with their bodies. Which, it turns out, was apparently one of the great intellectual questions of Late Antiquity. This is not a sensationalist history of scandalous monks doing strange things in deserts, though there are certainly deserts and monks and quite a lot of strange things. Instead, Brown examines how early Christianity gradually developed ideas about sexuality, abstinence and the body itself, tracing the arguments from Saint Paul through the Church Fathers and into the increasingly elaborate spiritual machinery of the early Church. The result is a book that manages to be deeply academic while also revealing that much of Western civilisation was partially constructed by exhausted theologians arguing about desire in extremely hot climates. Brown is one of the great historians of Late Antiquity and writes with the confidence of someone who can casually reference fourth-century bishops as though everybody already knows them personally. Yet despite the intimidating intellectual credentials, the book is surprisingly readable. Beneath the scholarship lies an enormous human drama involving ambition, holiness, power, guilt, gender, social status and the eternal struggle between bodily urges and the desire to appear spiritually superior to one’s neighbours. One of the book’s quiet achievements is showing that celibacy was not merely a private moral decision but a revolutionary social idea. Entire assumptions about marriage, inheritance, family life and authority became tangled up in debates over renunciation. The body itself became contested territory. Modern readers may occasionally find themselves blinking in amazement at the sheer amount of energy expended by ancient writers trying to regulate thoughts, appetites and physical behaviour with microscopic precision. Published by Faber in 1990, this edition has the unmistakable aura of a Serious Book. The sort of volume one imagines being carried around university campuses in tote bags by people capable of using phrases like “ascetic discourse” in ordinary conversation. It also has the marvellous ability to make almost any reader feel simultaneously fascinated and undereducated. Condition is Good, meaning this copy has survived decades of theological scrutiny, postgraduate highlighting, and perhaps the occasional crisis of faith. A wonderfully dense and oddly compelling work from Crappy Old Books, where obscure religious history, railway manuals and books about medieval taxation all coexist in a kind of accidental intellectual monastery. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6487/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-body-and-society-may-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571143986 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6486 Why Do We Quote by Nigel Rees Nigel Rees’s Why Do We Quote is a wonderfully British investigation into humanity’s curious habit of endlessly repeating things other people said, usually to sound intelligent, cultured, witty, authoritative, or at the very least slightly less lost during dinner parties. It is, in essence, a book about people borrowing the verbal furniture of dead Romans, playwrights, politicians and comedians in order to survive ordinary conversation. Rees, best known for his encyclopaedic relationship with quotations and radio panel-show culture, approaches the subject with the enthusiasm of a man who has spent decades noticing that half the things confidently attributed to Oscar Wilde were probably never said by Oscar Wilde at all. The result is part linguistic detective work, part cultural anthropology, and part long-form appreciation of humanity’s determination to repeat the same phrases for centuries while pretending they are fresh observations. The joy of the book lies in its mixture of scholarship and mild exasperation. Rees clearly loves quotations, but he also seems deeply aware that people use them in faintly ridiculous ways. A quotation can elevate a speech, rescue a dull article, end an argument, impress a date, or disguise the fact that one has absolutely nothing original to contribute. Politicians quote Churchill. Students quote Nietzsche. Office managers quote motivational posters. Everybody quietly hopes nobody checks the source. Published in 1989, the book also captures a fascinating pre-internet world where tracking down a quotation still required actual effort rather than typing fragments into a search engine at 2am. This was an era when misquotations could circulate for years with a kind of majestic confidence. Libraries mattered. Reference books mattered. Nigel Rees mattered. Somewhere in Britain, a man in corduroy probably bought this specifically to win arguments in pubs. There is also something gloriously analogue about the whole enterprise. Modern culture bombards us with quotes stripped of context and slapped onto sunsets in aggressively inspirational fonts. Rees belongs to an older tradition where quotations were treated as living cultural artefacts rather than social media wallpaper for people named “Claire x”. He is interested not merely in what was said, but why certain phrases survive while others disappear into the historical void. Condition is Good, meaning this copy has likely survived years of being consulted by crossword enthusiasts, after-dinner speakers, amateur dramatics societies, and at least one person trying to remember who originally said “Hell is other people.” A thoroughly entertaining literary oddity from Crappy Old Books, where reference works, political memoirs and inexplicable 1980s hardbacks continue their long and dignified campaign against minimalism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6486/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/why-do-we-quote-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press 9780713721010 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6485 In No Uncertain Terms by Helen Suzman Helen Suzman’s In No Uncertain Terms is the sort of political memoir that makes modern political autobiographies look like heavily sanitised LinkedIn posts written by committee. Here, instead, is a woman who spent decades irritating almost everybody in South African politics with the deeply unfashionable habit of saying exactly what she thought, often in rooms where saying such things was considered socially inconvenient, professionally catastrophic, or technically illegal. Suzman was, for many years, effectively the lone parliamentary voice openly challenging apartheid from within the South African system itself. Which sounds noble and cinematic in retrospect, but at the time mostly involved endless hostility, political isolation, angry speeches, and large numbers of people wishing she would please stop asking awkward questions. The title is therefore less a clever flourish and more an administrative summary of her entire personality. This is not a soft-focus memoir of tea with statesmen and reflective walks through history. It is sharp, opinionated, dryly funny and occasionally gloriously exasperated. Suzman writes like somebody who spent years surviving hostile chambers by weaponising intelligence and sarcasm. Readers hoping for vague diplomatic niceties may instead find themselves enjoying accounts of political trench warfare conducted through committee meetings, parliamentary procedure and sheer stubbornness. There is also something wonderfully old-world about the book itself. Published in 1994, right as South Africa was undergoing immense transformation, it sits at a strange historical crossroads. The old order was collapsing, the new one was still uncertain, and Suzman had somehow lived long enough to see many of the people who dismissed or attacked her eventually pretend they had agreed with her all along. History has a habit of doing that. As an object, this Jonathan Ball Publishers edition has the reassuring seriousness of a proper political memoir from the pre-digital age. No influencer branding. No “lessons for leadership.” No chapter titles involving the word “journey.” Just several hundred pages of somebody extremely articulate explaining how a deeply divided country functioned behind closed doors. Condition is Good, which in political memoir terms probably means it has survived several decades without being hurled across a room during an argument about sanctions, constitutional reform, or South African electoral politics. A solid copy from the ever-unpredictable shelves of Crappy Old Books, where books about moral courage sit quite happily beside damp railway timetables and inexplicable 1970s craft manuals. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6485/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-no-uncertain-terms-may-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Ball Publishers 9781868420124 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6484 The Hongkong Bank in the Period of Imperialism and War, 1895-1918 by Frank HH King The Hongkong Bank in the Period of Imperialism and War, 1895-1918 by Frank HH King is the sort of book that immediately informs visitors to your house that you are either a serious historian of global finance or someone who accidentally wandered far too deep into the economic history section and never emotionally recovered. Published by Cambridge University Press in the glorious late-1980s tradition of “this may also function as reinforced architecture”, the book explores the rise of the Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation during the high noon of empire, when vast quantities of global trade, colonial politics, shipping, silver, diplomacy and quiet financial panic were all being held together by men in linen suits pretending everything was perfectly under control. King dives into the machinery of imperial finance with extraordinary detail, charting how a bank headquartered in Hong Kong became entangled with the ambitions of empires, the instability of China, the rhythms of global trade and eventually the catastrophe of the First World War. It turns out that behind every grand speech about civilisation and commerce there was usually a very nervous banker trying to work out where the silver reserves had gone. The book is packed with treaties, shipping interests, colonial administrators, currency concerns and the delicate art of making enormous profits while the geopolitical landscape slowly catches fire around you. There is something wonderfully ironic about the whole enterprise. The period covered is one in which the world’s powers confidently believed they had engineered a stable global order through finance, trade and imperial administration — a belief which, naturally, ended in worldwide conflict on a scale previously unimaginable. Throughout, one gets the sense of a financial system operating with supreme confidence right up until history barges through the door carrying artillery. Frank HH King writes with the calm authority of a man who has spent an alarming amount of time inside archives containing shipping manifests and correspondence marked “confidential”. This is not lightweight airport non-fiction. This is proper economic and institutional history, dense with detail and deeply rewarding for readers interested in banking, empire, Asian trade, or the strange reality that much of modern geopolitics was effectively conducted through ledgers, telegraphs and overdraft facilities. The condition is listed as Good. There is a small scratch visible on the front cover which you may notice in the scan. It is not particularly significant, but given the value and specialist nature of the book it is worth mentioning for accuracy. In truth, the mark arguably adds character, making the volume look faintly as though it has survived an emergency board meeting in colonial Hong Kong during a currency scare in 1907. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this is less a casual second-hand purchase and more an acquisition for people who become excited by phrases like “sterling exchange mechanisms in treaty-port economies”. An excellent volume for historians of empire, banking obsessives, economic warfare enthusiasts, or anyone who suspects that the modern world was probably built by exhausted clerks with fountain pens attempting to stop international finance collapsing before lunch. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6484/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hongkong-bank-in-the-period-of-imperialism-and-war-1895-1918-may-2026.jpg 79.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521327077 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6483 English Society 1660-1832 by JCD Clark JCD Clark’s English Society 1660-1832 is one of those magnificent Cambridge University Press bricks that appears to have been engineered less as a book and more as a disciplinary device for undergraduates who once described the Industrial Revolution as “basically when factories happened”. This is not cheerful pop history full of tavern wenches and jolly highwaymen. No, this is serious history. Deep history. The sort of history where entire political systems are dismantled in footnotes while the reader quietly realises that everything they thought they knew about Georgian England may have been assembled from television dramas and biscuit tins. Clark’s central hobby throughout the book is politely but firmly arguing with decades of other historians. The result is an intellectual bloodsport conducted in perfect academic prose. Rather than portraying England stumbling heroically towards modern democracy beneath a soundtrack of triumphant violins, Clark instead presents a world still dominated by monarchy, religion, hierarchy and old structures that refused to die simply because later historians wished they had. Reform arrives slowly, awkwardly and usually while someone important is trying to stop it. There are riots, dissenters, aristocrats, wars, clergy, political factions, economic shifts and enough ideological conflict to fuel an Oxbridge common room argument for several centuries. What makes the book oddly entertaining is the sheer contrast between the elegant civilisation being described and the absolute chaos simmering underneath it. This was an England of powdered wigs, coffee houses and polite conversation, but also debtors’ prisons, electoral corruption, public executions and a national economy apparently held together by rumour, empire and aggressive confidence. Clark captures a society trying desperately to maintain order while modernity repeatedly kicks the door in carrying pamphlets and revolutionary ideas. The condition is listed as Good, meaning this particular copy has survived at least one previous owner’s determined attempt to understand eighteenth-century political theology without falling asleep face-first into the index. Expect the faint possibility of pencilled annotations from someone who became emotionally invested in the Test Acts around page 240. Cambridge University Press, naturally, produced it with the reassuring density and seriousness of a volume designed to outlive minor constitutional arrangements. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this is not merely a second-hand history book; it is a compact academic siege engine. Perfect for students, historians, history obsessives, and anyone who enjoys discovering that the past was significantly more complicated, argumentative and strange than the simplified version offered by costume dramas featuring attractive people strolling through muddy villages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6483/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-society-1660-1832-may-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521666275 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6482 Command - The Politics of Military Operations from Korea to Ukraine by Lawrence Freedman Lawrence Freedman’s Command - The Politics of Military Operations from Korea to Ukraine is one of those books that arrives on your shelf looking suspiciously like homework for a future NATO briefing, yet somehow ends up being consumed at 1am while muttering “well that explains Afghanistan then” into a cup of cold tea. Freedman, one of Britain’s grand strategists and professional explainers of why wars never quite go according to plan, takes the reader on a brisk tour through decades of military command, political interference, impossible objectives, and the timeless human tradition of senior officials confidently improvising history in real time. From Korea to Iraq to Ukraine, this is essentially a study of what happens when maps, egos, intelligence reports, television cameras and reality collide at high velocity. What makes the book especially enjoyable is the slow dawning realisation that modern warfare is not, in fact, an elegant game of chess conducted by stoic geniuses in underground bunkers, but often a sprawling committee meeting with tanks. Freedman dissects the awkward dance between generals and politicians with the weary tone of a man who has spent decades watching governments discover, repeatedly and with great surprise, that invading places is the easy part. There are strategic masterplans, naturally, but also misunderstandings, rivalries, media panic, personality clashes, logistical disasters and the occasional national catastrophe disguised as “mission creep”. If you enjoy books where everyone involved sounds very intelligent right up until everything catches fire, this is absolutely your territory. Penguin has packaged it in the now-standard serious-modern-history style: sober typography, clean design, and the implicit promise that you too can become the sort of person who casually says things like “Clausewitz remains relevant” during lunch. The condition is listed as Good, meaning this copy has survived at least one previous owner’s attempt to understand geopolitics without starting a podcast. It may contain the faint aura of academic anxiety, policy think-tank coffee, or somebody repeatedly underlining sentences about strategic overreach while doomscrolling headlines from Eastern Europe. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this is less a simple second-hand paperback and more a portable monument to the eternal optimism of governments who believe the next intervention will definitely be the tidy one. Perfect for military historians, politics obsessives, armchair strategists, and anyone who has ever looked at the news and wondered whether global events are being coordinated by exhausted middle managers with PowerPoint presentations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6482/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/command-may-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141993515 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6478 The Three Edwards - War and State in England 1272-1377 by Michael Prestwich There are dynasties that leave behind elegance, poetry, and refined cultural achievement. And then there are the three Edwards, who mostly left behind castles, taxation records, military campaigns, constitutional tension, and large numbers of dead Scots and Frenchmen. The Three Edwards – War and State in England 1272–1377 by Michael Prestwich is a magnificent deep dive into one of medieval England’s most relentlessly energetic periods, when three successive kings named Edward attempted to govern, conquer, tax, administrate, centralise, and occasionally survive the political consequences of their own ambitions. Which, as Prestwich demonstrates in excellent detail, turned out to be quite a lot for everyone involved. Covering the reigns of Edward I, Edward II, and Edward III, the book explores how medieval England evolved into a more sophisticated and militarised state during a century dominated by war. Castles rose, bureaucracies expanded, armies marched, parliaments grew in importance, taxes multiplied, and somewhere in the middle of it all ordinary people were presumably trying to get on with farming while kings developed increasingly expensive strategic visions. And this is where the book becomes wonderfully ironic. Modern people often imagine medieval kingship as glorious pageantry involving crowns and tournaments. Prestwich reveals it was also fundamentally an administrative exercise fuelled by paperwork, finance, logistics, and increasingly desperate efforts to pay for campaigns in Scotland and France. Behind every shining knight stood several exhausted clerks attempting to calculate grain supplies. Edward I emerges as the terrifyingly competent “Hammer of the Scots”, effectively trying to turn England into a disciplined war machine while simultaneously bullying neighbouring kingdoms with the energy of a man who regarded borders as administrative suggestions. Edward II then demonstrates what happens when a highly militarised political system encounters a king less naturally suited to competent rule. Edward III, meanwhile, launches England into the early phases of the Hundred Years’ War and rediscovers the national joy of expensive continental conflict. The result is a century that feels astonishingly modern in some ways. Prestwich shows how warfare drove state development, taxation, administration, political negotiation, and national identity. Medieval kings did not merely fight wars. They built systems to sustain wars, and those systems gradually reshaped England itself. One of the great pleasures of the book is the sheer texture of medieval governance. Prestwich handles campaigns, politics, diplomacy, aristocratic rivalries, military organisation, and finance with enormous authority, revealing how deeply interconnected everything was. Castles required money. Armies required administration. Kings required consent, at least occasionally. And everyone required taxes from increasingly irritated subjects. There is also something deeply funny about the dynastic naming situation. Three successive Edwards spanning more than a century creates the impression medieval England had simply stopped trying creatively. Historians compensate by assigning them dramatic reputations instead: the conqueror, the disastrous one, and the warrior king. Prestwich writes with the calm precision of a historian who genuinely understands the machinery of medieval politics rather than merely the romantic surface. This is not a book of simplified battlefield anecdotes. It is serious medieval history, rich with administration, military structure, and political complexity. Readers hoping for endless sword fights will instead receive taxation systems, supply problems, feudal tensions, and the astonishing logistical difficulty of invading Scotland repeatedly. Which is honestly much more interesting. This Routledge edition remains an excellent academic history volume, substantial and authoritative without becoming unreadable. It carries the satisfying weight of proper scholarship and looks exactly like the sort of book owned by someone capable of discussing fourteenth-century military finance voluntarily. Condition is listed as Good, meaning this copy has survived the usual hazards faced by serious medieval history: underlining beside passages on feudal obligations, tea consumed near maps of Scottish campaigns, and readers repeatedly losing track of which Edward is currently invading whom. An outstanding read for medieval-history enthusiasts, military historians, students of state formation, or anyone fascinated by the extraordinary century when England became increasingly organised, militarised, bureaucratic, and permanently at war. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6478/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-three-edwards-may-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9780415051330 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6477 Rebellions by Tom Dunne There are history books that politely summarise political unrest, and then there is Rebellions by Tom Dunne, which dives headlong into the gloriously chaotic Irish tradition of resisting authority with speeches, pamphlets, idealism, secret meetings, doomed optimism, and occasionally farm tools. Because if there is one thing Irish history has never lacked, it is rebellions. Large rebellions, small rebellions, planned rebellions, accidental rebellions, rebellions betrayed by informers, rebellions crushed by empires, rebellions romanticised afterwards, and rebellions whose participants almost certainly believed things would go much better than they actually did. Tom Dunne’s book navigates this long and emotionally charged history with intelligence, nuance, and a welcome awareness that national myth and historical reality are not always identical twins. And that is what makes the book so compelling. Irish rebellions are often remembered in broad symbolic strokes: brave patriots versus oppressive rule, martyrs versus empire, idealism versus force. Dunne restores texture, contradiction, and humanity to the story. The rebels emerge not as statues in public squares but as real people shaped by religion, politics, local grievances, revolutionary ideas, fear, hope, and occasional catastrophic miscalculation. There is something wonderfully ironic about revolutionary history in general. Most rebellions fail. Frequently quite badly. Yet failure itself often becomes fuel for future nationalism, mythology, songs, anniversaries, and political identity. History repeatedly demonstrates that losing dramatically can sometimes prove more culturally influential than winning quietly. The book moves through centuries of upheaval and resistance, revealing how rebellion in Ireland became not just a political act but almost a recurring national language. Generations inherited memories of earlier struggles, reshaping them according to the needs of their own time. Every uprising carried echoes of previous ones. Tom Dunne writes with the calm authority of a historian who knows these stories are already dramatic enough without theatrical exaggeration. That restraint is one of the book’s strengths. The violence, idealism, repression, and tragedy emerge naturally from the material itself. Readers are trusted to grasp the emotional and political weight without constant heroic framing. And naturally, because this is Irish history, the cast includes an astonishing mixture of visionaries, radicals, poets, priests, organisers, idealists, pragmatists, and people who probably realised halfway through events that matters had become significantly more dangerous than anticipated. One of the pleasures of Rebellions is the way it captures the deep interconnectedness of Irish political history. Uprisings are shown not as isolated explosions but as part of a longer continuum shaped by empire, land, religion, class, and identity. The same unresolved tensions keep resurfacing generation after generation in slightly altered forms. There is also a distinctly modern resonance to the book. It quietly reminds readers how nations are built not just through constitutions and institutions but through memory, storytelling, commemoration, and argument over what past events actually meant. Rebellions never truly end. They simply migrate into speeches, textbooks, murals, anniversaries, and political debates. Published by The Lilliput Press, this is exactly the sort of thoughtful Irish history book that manages to feel both scholarly and intensely alive. It belongs to that excellent category of works that make readers increasingly aware that beneath every national myth lies a much stranger and more complicated reality. Condition is listed as Good, meaning this copy has survived the traditional hazards faced by serious Irish history books: emphatic underlining beside revolutionary speeches, readers muttering “it’s more complicated than that actually”, and long pauses while reconsidering entire centuries of Anglo-Irish relations. An excellent read for students of Irish history, political movements, revolutionary culture, or anyone fascinated by the extraordinary persistence of rebellion as both historical event and national identity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6477/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rebellions-may-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Lilliput Press 9781843511885 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6476 The Book of Fame by Lloyd Jones There are sports novels, and then there is The Book of Fame by Lloyd Jones, which takes the 1905 New Zealand rugby tour of Britain — a group of muddy men in wool jerseys travelling halfway across the world to tackle strangers professionally — and transforms it into something unexpectedly lyrical, strange, melancholic, and deeply human. Based on the legendary “Originals” rugby team, the novel follows the players who helped invent New Zealand’s sporting mythology long before branding consultants, sponsorship deals, and motivational podcasts entered the scene. These men travelled by ship for weeks, played brutal matches in appalling weather, and became symbols of national identity almost by accident. Modern professional athletes arrive through PR campaigns. These men mostly arrived damp. And this is where the book becomes wonderful. Because Lloyd Jones understands that fame is always slightly absurd. The title itself carries a quiet irony. These players became famous not through celebrity culture but through endurance, myth-making, newspaper reports, and public imagination in an era when simply crossing oceans still felt adventurous. They were not global influencers. They were exhausted rugby players trying to survive British mud. The novel captures that strange transitional moment when sport began evolving into something larger than recreation. Rugby becomes tied to masculinity, empire, national identity, class, memory, and storytelling itself. The players are transformed into legends while still remaining recognisably ordinary men with injuries, insecurities, rivalries, and private thoughts. Jones writes beautifully, with a style that feels reflective and almost dreamlike at times. This is not a loud sports novel full of heroic speeches and endless match reports. Instead it drifts between memory, anecdote, history, and quiet observation, creating the sense of an old mythology slowly assembling itself from fragments. There is also something deeply moving about the historical setting. The 1905 tour exists at the edge of another world entirely: Edwardian Britain, steamships, imperial confidence, handwritten correspondence, muddy fields, and crowds gathering to watch colonial athletes from the far side of the globe. The twentieth century had barely begun, yet already sport was becoming part of mass culture and national myth. And naturally, because this is rugby, the body takes a tremendous amount of punishment throughout. Modern sports science barely existed. Concussion protocols certainly did not. Men simply continued playing while wrapped in bandages and patriotic expectation. One of the great pleasures of The Book of Fame is the way it treats memory itself. The players know, at least dimly, that they are participating in something larger than individual matches. Their tour is becoming story, legend, and eventually history. The novel constantly circles that strange transformation where ordinary lives become national folklore. There is also a quiet melancholy underneath everything. Fame fades. Teams age. Bodies fail. Nations mythologise selectively. The men who once seemed enormous slowly become names in archives and fading photographs. Jones handles this beautifully, allowing the book to feel both celebratory and haunted by time. This Penguin edition makes an excellent companion for readers who enjoy literary historical fiction rather than straightforward sports writing. It sits somewhere between sporting history, meditation on masculinity, and elegy for a vanished imperial world held together by steamships and rugby tours. Condition is listed as Good, meaning this copy has survived the usual hazards faced by thoughtful literary paperbacks: being carried on trains by people determined to read “something substantial”, abandoned bookmarks halfway through poetic passages about memory, and readers unexpectedly becoming emotional about Edwardian rugby players. An unusual and rewarding read for lovers of literary fiction, rugby history, New Zealand history, or anyone fascinated by the strange process through which muddy sporting tours become national legend. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6476/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-book-of-fame-may-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140296945 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6474 Patterns of European Industrialisation - The Nineteenth Century by Richard Sylla and Gianni Toniolo There are books that tell you the Industrial Revolution happened. Patterns of European Industrialisation – The Nineteenth Century instead calmly assembles several hundred pages of economic history, comparative development, infrastructure, banking systems, labour transformation, and continental manufacturing data to explain precisely how it happened, why it happened unevenly, and why Belgium suddenly became extremely important for a while. This is peak serious economic history: the kind of book that regards railways, tariffs, coal output, banking structures, and steel production not as background detail but as the actual engines of modern civilisation. Which, to be fair, they were. Edited by Richard Sylla and Gianni Toniolo, the book examines how different parts of Europe industrialised during the nineteenth century, revealing that “the Industrial Revolution” was less a single dramatic event and more a sprawling continental competition involving factories, finance, state policy, engineering, transport networks, and vast quantities of soot. And this is where the subject becomes wonderfully ironic. Victorian Europe loved presenting industrialisation as triumphant progress powered by heroic inventors and noble enterprise. In reality, much of the continent spent the nineteenth century noisily improvising its way toward modernity while covering itself in smoke and railway debt. Entire societies were transformed by machines, urbanisation, banking systems, and mass production before anybody fully understood the social consequences. The great pleasure of this book lies in its refusal to simplify that complexity. Britain industrialised differently from Germany. France developed differently from Italy. Some regions surged ahead through finance, others through heavy industry, others through state intervention, and others mainly through copying whoever seemed least economically unstable at the time. There is something deeply satisfying about economic history done properly. Beneath every nineteenth-century novel about manners and inheritance lurked blast furnaces, textile mills, shipping insurance, canal systems, bond markets, and exhausted workers trying not to lose limbs to machinery. Patterns of European Industrialisation quietly restores that hidden infrastructure to the centre of the story. The book also captures the fascinating moment when Europe effectively built the modern world by accident. Industrialisation brought wealth, empire, railways, mass production, urban growth, pollution, labour unrest, financial crises, and eventually modern capitalism itself, all wrapped together in one enormous historical experiment nobody could fully control. Naturally, this being Routledge, the tone is serious, scholarly, and gloriously unconcerned with entertaining anyone not genuinely interested in nineteenth-century economic transformation. This is not “fun history” in the television-documentary sense. It is proper academic material for readers who become mildly excited by comparative industrial output tables. And yet there is a strange beauty to books like this. They reveal how profoundly strange modernity actually is. Europe transformed itself from a largely agrarian society into an industrial machine within a few generations, powered by coal, finance, engineering, and a near-religious faith in production statistics. Physically, this copy is in Good condition, with a stain to the top page edge. Importantly, it has not caused water damage, meaning the book remains entirely solid and usable. In many ways the stain feels oddly appropriate for a work on industrialisation. A spotless economic-history textbook about the nineteenth century would almost seem suspiciously detached from the realities of steam, grime, damp warehouses, and overworked clerks. An excellent volume for students of economic history, industrial archaeology, European development, or anyone fascinated by the astonishing process through which Europe collectively decided to replace fields with factories and then spent the next century arguing about the consequences. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6474/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/patterns-of-european-industrialisation-may-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9780415081566 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6472 How the Mind Works by Steven Pinker There are self-help books that promise to “unlock your hidden potential” in twelve easy steps. How the Mind Works by Steven Pinker instead calmly explains that the human brain is an evolved biological machine assembled through millions of years of survival pressures, irrational instincts, social competition, sex, fear, language, and opportunistic problem-solving. Which is considerably less relaxing, but infinitely more interesting. First published in the 1990s and still gloriously ambitious, Pinker’s book attempts nothing less than explaining why humans think, feel, argue, love, panic, gossip, create art, form families, wage war, and occasionally walk into rooms forgetting why they entered. It is the sort of book produced by someone who looked at the entirety of human consciousness and thought, “Yes, I could probably summarise this.” And remarkably, he often does. Drawing on evolutionary psychology, neuroscience, cognitive science, linguistics, and computer metaphors, Pinker builds an enormous argument that the mind is not a mystical blank slate floating free of biology, but a collection of evolved systems shaped by natural selection. Readers expecting vague philosophical reflection instead receive page after page of sharp analysis about perception, memory, emotions, language, violence, humour, mating, and human absurdity itself. Which is where the book becomes wonderfully ironic. Humanity spent centuries convincing itself it was a uniquely rational species, only for modern cognitive science to reveal that much of our behaviour is effectively ancient evolutionary software trying to survive in environments wildly different from the modern world. The same brain capable of writing symphonies and launching satellites can also become emotionally destabilised by a badly worded email. Pinker writes with enormous confidence, intelligence, and the occasional air of a man who has spent a great deal of time patiently explaining things to undergraduates. The prose is energetic and highly readable considering the scale of the subject matter. One moment readers are deep in discussions of neural computation, the next they are contemplating jealousy, comedy, warfare, or why humans enjoy fiction about imaginary people suffering. The book also captures a fascinating intellectual moment in late twentieth-century thought — the period when cognitive science and evolutionary psychology were aggressively challenging older assumptions about culture, behaviour, and human nature. Some readers will find parts provocative, others exhilarating, and many will periodically pause to stare into space reconsidering their entire personality. One of the enduring pleasures of How the Mind Works is its refusal to settle for easy sentimentality. Pinker treats the brain not as a magical soul-generator but as an astonishingly complicated information-processing system assembled through evolutionary compromise. The result is both awe-inspiring and faintly humiliating. Because ultimately the book suggests that behind civilisation, philosophy, literature, politics, and romance lurks a nervous system originally optimised for hunter-gatherer survival. Humanity invented opera, particle accelerators, and tax returns using hardware that still responds enthusiastically to sugar, status, tribalism, and attractive faces. This Penguin edition remains a handsome and substantial volume — the kind of book that immediately improves the intellectual appearance of any room simply by existing on a shelf. It practically demands nearby coffee, marginal notes, and at least one abandoned attempt to “finally understand consciousness properly”. Condition is listed as As New, meaning this copy has escaped the usual fate of popular neuroscience books: heavily underlined passages, exhausted bookmarks abandoned halfway through chapters on cognition, and readers suffering mild existential crises in the margins. An outstanding read for psychology enthusiasts, philosophy readers, science obsessives, or anyone who has ever wondered why human beings are simultaneously capable of extraordinary intelligence and absolute nonsense. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6472/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-the-mind-works-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141980782 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6437 France - The Sunday Times World Library by The Sunday Tim,es Ah, the golden age of the mid-century travel book: when the world still felt large, international travel retained a faint aura of glamour and a respectable British newspaper could confidently package an entire nation between two hard covers for the armchair explorer, the aspiring continental sophisticate or the suburban reader dreaming quietly of cafés somewhere south of Dover. France - The Sunday Times World Library is gloriously of its era. Published in 1961, it captures France at a fascinating moment poised delicately between old Europe and the modern age. This is not merely a travel guide; it is a cultural snapshot from a time when post-war optimism, continental elegance and British fascination with France combined into a wonderfully civilised publishing genre full of photographs, commentary and the reassuring assumption that cultured people ought to know something about Burgundy, cathedrals and regional cheese. The irony, naturally, is that Britain has spent centuries maintaining a relationship with France that oscillates wildly between admiration, rivalry, imitation and theatrical exasperation. No country has inspired the British quite like France: simultaneously the land of refined civilisation and the eternal national neighbour one enjoys complaining about while secretly copying its wine, cuisine and architecture whenever possible. Books like this belonged to a very specific moment in history. Air travel was becoming more accessible, but foreign travel still carried a certain sophistication. France itself remained wrapped in romantic imagery: Parisian cafés full of intellectuals smoking dramatically, sleepy provincial villages untouched by time, bustling markets, vineyards stretching into the horizon and existentialism apparently available on every street corner alongside espresso. And what a France this was. De Gaulle’s France. Post-war France. A country modernising rapidly while still draped heavily in centuries of cultural self-confidence. Somewhere between the Loire châteaux and the traffic circles lurked an entire civilisation entirely convinced it had invented civilisation in the first place. The book almost certainly contains all the wonderful period assumptions one hopes for from early-1960s travel publishing: earnest observations about “national character”, carefully curated photographs of picturesque fishermen, reverent admiration for Gothic architecture and perhaps a faintly anxious British awareness that French people seemed mysteriously better at lunch. There is also a lovely tactile charm to these old world-library volumes. They belong to an age before internet searches, budget airlines and thousands of online reviews flattened travel into logistics. Instead, countries were approached through curated narrative and elegant presentation. Reading them now feels less like planning a trip and more like opening a time capsule from an era when travel still implied discovery rather than merely locating airport charging points. Even the lack of ISBN somehow feels appropriate. This book emerged from a publishing world old enough not to require such administrative modernities. It simply existed, confidently and hardbound, waiting to educate readers about France before globalisation turned every European city centre into variations of the same coffee chain. A delightful period piece for lovers of France, vintage travel books, mid-century design, cultural history and anyone nostalgic for a world where international sophistication could be acquired through a nicely illustrated volume and a decent armchair. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where continental elegance, mid-century optimism and Britain’s complicated love affair with France continue to travel remarkably well. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6437/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/france-may-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time Inc no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6434 Ordinary Men by Christopher R Browning Christopher Browning’s Ordinary Men is one of those rare historical works that quietly dismantles comforting illusions with devastating calm. There are no grand monsters twirling metaphorical moustaches here, no easy cinematic distance between “them” and “us”. Instead Browning examines Reserve Police Battalion 101, a unit composed largely of middle-aged, working-class German men who, before the Second World War, had mostly been leading painfully ordinary lives. Salesmen, clerks, labourers, fathers. The sort of people history prefers to imagine standing safely outside atrocity. The deeply unsettling argument of the book is contained in the title itself. Browning traces how these very ordinary individuals became participants in mass murder during the Holocaust, carrying out shootings, deportations and extermination operations in occupied Poland. What makes the book so powerful is not sensationalism but restraint. Browning writes with clinical precision, allowing the horrifying banality of the process to emerge gradually through testimony, records and reconstructed events. The result is far more disturbing than melodrama could ever manage. There is an awful irony at the heart of the story. The battalion members were not generally fanatical ideological zealots selected from some mythical reservoir of pure evil. Many were older reservists, not elite SS fanatics. Some were uncomfortable, some drank heavily to cope, some avoided direct participation when they could — and yet the machinery continued functioning. Browning forces readers to confront the uncomfortable possibility that human beings do not necessarily require monstrous personalities to commit monstrous acts. Often they require bureaucracy, conformity, authority, routine and the gradual erosion of moral resistance. The book became enormously influential precisely because it attacked the reassuring fiction that historical atrocities are always committed by obviously different people. Browning instead explores peer pressure, obedience, careerism, fear of standing apart and the strange adaptability of human behaviour under institutional systems. It is history written not merely to document events, but to examine human nature itself. And this is where the title becomes almost painfully ironic. “Ordinary men” sounds harmless, even comforting. The phrase evokes commuters, neighbours, tired workers returning home at the end of the day. Browning reveals how terrifyingly fragile civilisation can become when ordinary people stop asking moral questions and begin treating horror as administrative routine. The writing is sober, rigorous and deeply humane. Browning never sensationalises suffering or indulges in rhetorical theatrics. That restraint gives the book extraordinary force. One finishes it less with a sense of historical closure than with lingering unease about obedience, systems and the frightening elasticity of normality. It is not an easy read, nor should it be. But it remains one of the most important and influential studies of the Holocaust ever written, precisely because it refuses simplistic explanations and forces readers to confront difficult truths about responsibility and human behaviour. An essential work for readers of Holocaust history, twentieth-century Europe, moral philosophy, political violence and the disturbing mechanics by which ordinary societies can descend into organised brutality. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where difficult history, uncomfortable truths and humanity’s less flattering case studies remain permanently available for inspection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6434/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ordinary-men-may-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141000428 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6432 Picasso by Carsten-Peter Warncke and Ingo F Walther Few artists have achieved the remarkable cultural feat of becoming simultaneously one of the most influential painters in modern history and the universal punchline for “my child could do that.” Pablo Picasso spent the twentieth century systematically dismantling traditional artistic conventions, reinventing visual language several times over and producing thousands upon thousands of works, only for generations of bewildered gallery visitors to stand in front of them muttering, “Yes, but why is the nose over there?” This handsome Taschen volume dives headfirst into the magnificent chaos of Picasso’s life and work, tracing the career of a man who approached art with the relentless energy of someone determined never to repeat himself for more than five minutes at a time. Blue Period melancholy, Rose Period warmth, Cubism, surreal experimentation, ceramics, sculpture, political works, portraits that appear to have survived minor explosions — it is all here in glorious abundance. Warncke and Walther guide readers through Picasso’s astonishing creative evolution with the polished confidence Taschen became famous for: serious art history presented in a format that also looks extremely good left casually on a coffee table beside an espresso nobody is actually drinking. The reproductions are rich, plentiful and frequently startling, reminding one just how endlessly inventive Picasso really was. And what a strange figure he remains. Picasso appears throughout modern culture less as a mere artist than as an unstoppable creative weather system. He moved through movements, relationships, cities and styles with unnerving confidence, somehow managing to dominate twentieth-century art while also embodying nearly every cliché of the difficult modern genius. Brilliant, exhausting, charismatic, egotistical, endlessly productive — one suspects that even Picasso himself would eventually have found Picasso rather a lot. The irony surrounding his work only deepens with time. Paintings once regarded as shocking acts of artistic rebellion are now printed on mugs, tote bags, tea towels and student dormitory posters. Radical modernism has become luxury décor. Entire industries exist to reassure people that yes, the strangely rearranged face hanging in the gallery really is worth several million pounds. Yet this book also reminds readers why Picasso mattered so profoundly in the first place. Beneath the mythology and market value lies a genuinely transformative artist who altered how people think about perspective, form, representation and artistic freedom itself. Whether one adores his work or stares at it with polite confusion, it is impossible to deny the scale of the impact. There is also enormous pleasure simply in watching the twentieth century unfold through his art. Wars, politics, relationships, experimentation, fame and modernity itself all leave traces across the pages. Picasso did not merely witness the modern world; he repeatedly tore it apart visually and reassembled it into something new. A superb volume for lovers of modern art, design, twentieth-century culture and anyone who enjoys observing humanity collectively spend a century arguing about whether genius sometimes looks suspiciously like chaos. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where revolutionary art, fragmented faces and culturally significant confusion remain attractively affordable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6432/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/picasso-may-2026.jpg 35.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Taschen 9783822882672 GB Standard 8.50 GBP COB-6430 Ethics by Prince Kropotkin Prince Peter Kropotkin remains one of history’s more gloriously improbable intellectual combinations: aristocrat, geographer, revolutionary, anarchist theorist and relentless critic of authority, all wrapped into a single bearded Russian nobleman who looked as though he ought to be presiding over an imperial estate while instead arguing for the abolition of hierarchical power structures altogether. Naturally, his book Ethics is not exactly a quiet guide to polite behaviour and thank-you notes. This is philosophy with revolutionary intent. Kropotkin sets out to explore where morality actually comes from and, inconveniently for kings, empires, prisons and assorted ruling classes, concludes that human cooperation and mutual aid are far more natural foundations for ethical life than fear, coercion or institutional authority. One senses he would have had complicated opinions about modern corporate management seminars. The book emerges from the intellectual turbulence of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, when industrial capitalism, empire, scientific theory and political radicalism were colliding at alarming speed. Kropotkin attempts nothing less than a rethinking of morality itself. Ethics, he argues, does not descend magically from divine decree or state enforcement but develops organically through social cooperation, solidarity and shared human experience. Which sounds remarkably uplifting until one remembers he was writing amid political repression, class conflict and revolutionary upheaval across Europe. There is a wonderful irony in the image of this deeply thoughtful moral philosophy being developed by a man viewed by many governments as a dangerous subversive. Somewhere in the background of all those elegant ethical arguments lurks the possibility of barricades. Unlike some philosophers who appear to write primarily to punish graduate students, Kropotkin remains surprisingly readable. His arguments possess warmth, conviction and a genuine belief in humanity’s capacity for cooperation. Even when one disagrees with him, there is something deeply refreshing about encountering a thinker who seriously believed people might organise society around mutual support rather than endless competition and bureaucratic misery. The title itself carries a faintly misleading simplicity. Ethics sounds like the sort of textbook one might encounter in a mildly depressing university seminar room. In reality, this is a passionate attempt to connect morality, science, history and politics into a vision of human life fundamentally at odds with authoritarian structures. It is philosophy written by someone who genuinely thought ideas mattered enough to change civilisation. There is also an unintentionally comic historical contrast between Kropotkin’s idealism and the century that followed. Reading his hopeful belief in cooperation while knowing the twentieth century is waiting impatiently around the corner with mechanised warfare, totalitarianism and nuclear weapons gives the entire work a poignant and strangely moving quality. An important and fascinating read for anyone interested in anarchism, political philosophy, radical thought, social theory or the long human tradition of trying to imagine better ways for society to function than “a handful of powerful people telling everyone else what to do.” Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where revolutionary philosophy, aristocratic anarchists and ethically ambitious nineteenth-century optimism continue to coexist peacefully on the shelves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6430/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ethics-may-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prism Press 9780904727043 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6429 Tigua - Arte Primitivista Ecuatoriano by Mayra Ribadeneira de Casares Tigua - Arte Primitivista Ecuatoriano is one of those marvellous art books that seems to arrive from an entirely different universe than the streamlined modern world of algorithmic feeds and beige minimalist interiors. This is colour, folklore, landscape, ritual, mountains, markets, festivals and imagination exploding gloriously across the page with absolutely no concern whatsoever for Scandinavian restraint. The book explores the remarkable painted tradition of the Tigua region of Ecuador, whose vivid “primitivist” artworks transform everyday Andean life into something halfway between dream, memory and mythological theatre. Villages climb impossible mountainsides, animals wander through ceremonial scenes, volcanoes loom dramatically in the background and ordinary rural life acquires the atmosphere of sacred storytelling. Every image feels alive with movement and symbolism, as though the landscape itself might begin speaking if given enough paint. What makes these works so compelling is their refusal to behave according to the tidy expectations of formal Western art history. Perspective wanders cheerfully where it pleases, colour operates according to emotional truth rather than realism and the boundary between folklore and daily existence quietly disappears. One begins to suspect that the painters understood something modern culture forgot long ago: reality becomes much more interesting once strict realism stops supervising it. The irony, naturally, lies in the art-world term “primitivist”, a label historically beloved by sophisticated metropolitan galleries eager to admire “authentic” rural creativity from a safe distance while standing beside expensive wine. Meanwhile the paintings themselves possess a complexity, energy and cultural richness that often make supposedly more “advanced” contemporary art look faintly exhausted by comparison. This is also simply a beautiful object. The sort of art book that rewards being left out on a table so visitors can casually discover it and immediately ask, “What on earth is this?” before disappearing into its pages for half an hour. It carries that slightly mysterious aura of specialised art publishing from the late twentieth century: scholarly enough to matter, but still deeply tactile and personal. Condition-wise, this copy is structurally much better than the formal “Fair” grading might initially suggest. The pages and reading experience remain entirely good. The only notable issue is that, over time, the cover boards have very slightly splayed or “sprayed” outward, meaning the boards do not close perfectly flat when viewed lying down. In practical terms this is mostly cosmetic and barely noticeable unless inspected specifically from that angle. It shelves perfectly well and does not affect reading, handling or enjoyment of the book itself. One might even argue it has developed the relaxed posture of a well-travelled art volume that has spent years quietly contemplating Andean mountains. A fascinating and visually rich book for lovers of Latin American art, folk traditions, outsider aesthetics, cultural history and anyone whose bookshelves could benefit from something far more alive than another grey corporate memoir. Condition: Fair (see note above regarding cover boards), but otherwise a very enjoyable and attractive copy. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where obscure art history, unexpected beauty and slightly eccentric shelf behaviour are all part of the service. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6429/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tigua-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Centro De Arte Exedra 9789978780039 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6428 In the Shadow of the Gods - The Emperor in World History by Dominic Lieven Dominic Lieven’s In the Shadow of the Gods is a grand, sweeping and quietly intimidating reminder that for most of human history, vast numbers of people looked at a single individual and thought: “Yes, clearly this semi-divine ruler dressed in embroidered silk probably does have a cosmic mandate to govern the known world.” Modern democracies may flatter themselves that they have moved beyond such things, but Lieven’s magnificent study of emperors and empire suggests humanity has spent an extraordinary amount of time enthusiastically building gigantic political systems around charismatic figures claiming special relationships with heaven, destiny or history itself. The emperor, it turns out, was one of civilisation’s favourite management structures. This is world history on an epic scale. Rome, Byzantium, China, Russia, the Islamic world, the Habsburgs, the Ottomans and countless imperial experiments rise and fall across the pages in a dazzling comparative study of how empires justified power, projected authority and attempted to convince millions of people that one family, dynasty or ruler somehow stood slightly closer to the gods than everyone else. Lieven writes with immense scholarship but also with the calm confidence of someone who genuinely enjoys the strange theatre of imperial rule. Ceremonies, dynasties, court politics, military conquest, sacred kingship and bureaucratic gigantism all blend together into a portrait of empire as both practical governance and elaborate cosmic performance art. Somewhere between divine mandate and tax collection lies the entire history of civilisation. The irony running through the book is glorious. Emperors constantly presented themselves as eternal and universal while usually spending enormous amounts of time panicking about succession disputes, border tribes, treasury deficits, palace intrigue and rebellious relatives. The supposedly godlike ruler often turns out to be one unfortunate military defeat away from assassination, exile or a very uncomfortable palace coup. What makes the book particularly compelling is Lieven’s refusal to reduce empires to simple morality plays. He understands that imperial systems were capable of extraordinary cultural achievement, administrative sophistication and long-term stability while simultaneously generating violence, exploitation and catastrophic collapse. Humanity repeatedly built gigantic imperial structures because, inconveniently, they often worked remarkably well for long periods of time. And throughout it all hangs the fascinating question of legitimacy. Why do people obey emperors? Why do vast populations accept claims of sacred or universal authority? Why do imperial myths survive even after empires themselves vanish? The answers, Lieven suggests, reveal uncomfortable truths not only about the past but about modern politics and power more generally. This is a superb book for readers of world history, empire, political theory, monarchy, religion and anyone interested in the long human tradition of constructing colossal systems around individuals in impressive hats. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where fallen empires, sacred authority and several thousand years of organised imperial ambition remain conveniently available in paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6428/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-shadow-of-the-gods-may-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141984452 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6427 The Radical Potter by Tristram Hunt At first glance, The Radical Potter sounds faintly impossible, as though somebody accidentally merged a political manifesto with an episode of The Great Pottery Throw Down. Yet Tristram Hunt’s lively and deeply engaging book reveals that Josiah Wedgwood was not merely a maker of elegant teacups for respectable drawing rooms, but one of the great entrepreneurial radicals of the industrial age: a man who combined ceramics, commerce, science, branding, political reform and social ambition with the relentless energy of an eighteenth-century startup founder who had somehow discovered abolitionism along the way. Wedgwood emerges here not as a dusty heritage figure surrounded by museum labels and carefully lit china cabinets, but as a startlingly modern character. He was obsessed with innovation, efficiency, marketing and design. He understood the power of branding before branding officially existed, turned pottery into industrial art and helped create the consumer culture that now ensures humanity can purchase seventeen slightly different shades of mug online at three in the morning. Hunt tells the story with enormous enthusiasm and an eye for the wonderful contradictions of the age. The industrial revolution appears in all its chaotic glory: furnaces blazing, canals spreading across Britain, factories rising, middle classes expanding and commerce accelerating at dizzying speed. Amid all this sits Wedgwood, calmly transforming clay into a global empire while corresponding with intellectuals, experimenting scientifically and campaigning against slavery. The irony is magnificent. A man famous today largely for decorative pottery turns out to have been deeply entangled with some of the biggest transformations in modern history: capitalism, industrialisation, consumerism, political reform and the growth of global trade. Behind every tasteful cream-coloured vase lurks the birth of modern Britain. And Hunt clearly delights in the absurdly modern aspects of Wedgwood’s world. Product placement, celebrity endorsements, market expansion and aspirational branding are all present centuries before social media managers began calling themselves “content strategists”. Wedgwood understood that people did not merely buy objects; they bought status, taste and identity. Entire modern industries quietly nod in recognition. At the same time, the book never loses sight of the darker tensions underpinning industrial success. Wealth, empire, exploitation and political conflict hover constantly in the background. The Georgian world was elegant on the surface and brutally unequal underneath, and Hunt handles that complexity intelligently without draining the story of its energy. The result is a wonderfully readable mixture of biography, industrial history, political history and cultural commentary. One finishes the book with the slightly unsettling realisation that the modern world may have been built not only by generals and politicians, but also by highly driven men selling fashionable crockery to upwardly mobile consumers. A superb read for anyone interested in British history, design, industry, social reform, entrepreneurship or the astonishing historical journey from handmade pottery to full-scale consumer capitalism. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where revolutionary ceramics, industrial ambition and politically engaged tableware remain reassuringly obtainable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6427/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-radical-potter-may-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141984629 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6426 The Meeting at Telgte by Grass Gunter Günter Grass’s The Meeting at Telgte is one of those novels that sounds deceptively civilised when summarised aloud. A gathering of poets and intellectuals in seventeenth-century Germany during the aftermath of the Thirty Years’ War? Very literary. Very cultured. One imagines candlelight, philosophical discussion and perhaps some dignified reflection upon civilisation. What one actually gets is a sharp, strange, satirical procession of writers, egos, politics, hunger, vanity and exhausted Europe stumbling through catastrophe while attempting to preserve culture amid total societal collapse. In other words: a literary conference, only with more plague and fewer tote bags. Grass imagines a fictional meeting of German baroque poets in 1647 as war devastates the land around them. These are not romanticised artistic geniuses floating above events, but deeply human, argumentative, self-important and frequently ridiculous intellectuals trying to decide whether literature can survive when society itself appears busy tearing out its own foundations. The answer, naturally, is complicated. Part historical novel, part satire and part literary in-joke stretched magnificently across the ruins of Europe, the book carries all the sly intelligence and dark humour for which Grass became famous. He understands perfectly the absurdity of writers attempting to save civilisation while simultaneously quarrelling over reputation, influence and aesthetic principles. History may be collapsing outside the windows, but someone will still insist on reading an overlong poem. There is something gloriously ironic in the setting. The Thirty Years’ War left huge parts of Germany ruined, depopulated and traumatised, yet here are poets debating language, culture and national identity while armies wander about the countryside setting fire to things. Grass quietly suggests that art and intellectual life are both absurdly fragile and strangely indestructible. Civilisation may collapse, but literary circles somehow continue functioning regardless. The novel also operates as a sly mirror to modern literary and political culture. Written in the shadow of post-war Germany and Cold War tensions, it becomes clear that Grass is not merely talking about the seventeenth century. The anxieties of intellectual responsibility, nationalism, political compromise and cultural survival echo across centuries with uncomfortable familiarity. And throughout it all there is that wonderfully European literary atmosphere: mud, smoke, exhausted scholarship, philosophical despair and people talking very seriously about art while surrounded by evidence that humanity is perhaps not entirely worthy of it. A fascinating read for lovers of literary fiction, German history, satire, historical allegory and anyone who has ever attended an earnest intellectual gathering and suspected civilisation might already be quietly burning in the background. Condition: Good. 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In John Law: A Scottish Adventurer of the Eighteenth Century, James Buchan resurrects one of history’s great financial maniacs — a gambler, economist, exile, duellist and monetary visionary who somehow managed to convince an entire nation that paper wealth could float everyone into prosperity before accidentally helping engineer one of the most spectacular financial collapses in European history. Which, naturally, makes him irresistible. Law’s life reads less like sober biography and more like an especially ambitious eighteenth-century confidence trick conducted at continental scale. Born in Scotland, mathematically gifted and dangerously charismatic, he drifted through Europe gambling, theorising about money and fleeing various complications, including the minor inconvenience of having killed a man in a duel. Somewhere along the line he developed radical ideas about banking, paper currency and national debt which, to everyone’s surprise and eventual horror, turned out to be influential enough to reshape France itself. Buchan tells the story magnificently. The great joy of this book is that it understands both the brilliance and the absurdity of its subject. Law was not simply a fraudster or fantasist; he genuinely grasped aspects of finance far ahead of his time. Unfortunately, being intellectually ahead of your century becomes somewhat less impressive when crowds are rioting outside collapsing banks and aristocrats are desperately trying to convert paper fortunes back into actual money. The famous Mississippi Bubble hovers over the narrative like a gigantic powdered-wig financial apocalypse. One moment Paris is drunk on speculation, fortunes are appearing overnight and Law is effectively running the French economy; the next, the entire dream begins wobbling alarmingly as reality re-enters the room carrying a ledger and an expression of deep concern. There is an almost painful modernity to it all. Reading about speculative frenzy, soaring paper valuations, mass public excitement and economic systems inflated largely by confidence alone, one repeatedly has the uncomfortable feeling that humanity has learned absolutely nothing in the intervening three centuries. Replace powdered aristocrats with social media influencers and the occasional horse-drawn carriage with a trading app and very little fundamentally changes. Buchan writes with elegance, wit and obvious fascination for his extraordinary subject. He captures the glamour, instability and sheer theatrical madness of eighteenth-century finance while never losing sight of the deeply human story underneath: ambition, vanity, intellect, risk and the eternal temptation to believe that wealth can somehow be conjured from confidence itself. A superb read for anyone interested in economic history, speculative bubbles, gambling, banking, Scotland’s contribution to continental chaos, or the long historical tradition of men confidently explaining why this financial revolution is definitely different from all the previous disasters. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where financial catastrophes, speculative delusions and historically significant bad ideas remain available at remarkably stable prices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6423/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/john-law-may-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacLehose Press 9781848666085 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6422 Invisible Gold in Asia - Creating Walth Through Intellectual Property by David Llewelyn There was once a simpler age when wealth involved visible things: gold bars, factories, oil fields, perhaps a large shipping empire and a moustached industrialist glaring from an oak-panelled office. Invisible Gold in Asia arrives to explain that modern fortunes increasingly consist of ideas, trademarks, patents, copyrights and logos worth more than some small countries, all floating invisibly through the global economy while accountants nod approvingly. David Llewelyn’s book is a fascinating tour through the strange modern reality in which intellectual property became one of the world’s most valuable commodities. This is the hidden machinery behind brands, technology, pharmaceuticals, entertainment and innovation across rapidly developing Asian economies. In other words, the real treasure is no longer buried underground; it is buried in legal agreements, licensing structures and trademark portfolios that nobody notices until somebody copies them. The title itself has a wonderfully corporate-adventure feel to it, like an Indiana Jones film for management consultants. One imagines daring expeditions into filing cabinets, perilous trademark disputes at dawn and tense negotiations over who legally owns a particular shade of blue. Yet beneath the faintly futuristic business language lies something genuinely important: the transformation of Asia into a powerhouse not merely of manufacturing, but of intellectual and commercial capital. Llewelyn guides readers through how ideas are protected, monetised and weaponised in international business. Patents, branding and copyright suddenly become the engines driving astonishing levels of wealth creation. The irony, of course, is that humanity spent centuries fighting wars over gold mines and trade routes only to discover that the truly lucrative asset in the twenty-first century might be a logo, a software algorithm or the exclusive rights to a catchy jingle. What makes the book particularly interesting is its Asian focus. Western business publishing often behaves as though innovation was invented somewhere between Silicon Valley and a TED Talk, but Invisible Gold in Asia explores the enormous and increasingly sophisticated role Asian economies play in shaping the intellectual property landscape. It captures a moment when global economic power was visibly shifting, even if the “gold” itself remained gloriously invisible. There is also a certain quiet comedy in the entire concept of intellectual property law. Civilisations once built monuments to military conquest; modern corporations instead spend billions defending abstract ownership of words, symbols and ideas while armies of lawyers circle protectively around cartoon mascots and smartphone patents. History evolves. An engaging and surprisingly accessible read for business readers, entrepreneurs, legal professionals, economists and anyone interested in how modern capitalism increasingly revolves around things you cannot physically drop on your foot. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where invisible assets, visible irony and economically significant paperwork continue to circulate freely. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6422/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/invisible-gold-in-asia-may-2026.jpg 29.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Marshall Cavendish 9789812618900 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6421 Across the Moscow River - The World Turned Upside Down by Roderic Braithwaite Across the Moscow River is the kind of book that reminds you history does not always collapse with a dramatic explosion. Sometimes it simply queues quietly in the snow, mutters darkly in apartment kitchens, runs out of sausages, and then wakes up one morning to discover the Soviet Union has more or less vanished while everyone was still arguing about whose turn it was to buy bread. Roderic Braithwaite, a former British ambassador to Moscow, had the rare privilege of watching one of the twentieth century’s great geopolitical earthquakes from unusually close range. The result is neither triumphalist Cold War victory lap nor ideological sermon, but something far more interesting: a sharply observed, humane and frequently darkly funny account of what it actually felt like when an entire superpower began coming apart at the seams. The title alone carries a kind of poetic understatement. “The World Turned Upside Down” sounds dramatic enough, but Braithwaite writes with the weary calm of a diplomat who has spent years navigating systems held together by bureaucracy, ritual and increasingly exhausted officials pretending everything is still functioning normally. One moment there are military parades, Party structures and global ideological confrontation; the next there are confused oligarchs, collapsing institutions, disappearing certainties and people selling whatever they can from folding tables in the freezing cold. What makes the book so compelling is that it captures not only the politics, but the atmosphere. The Soviet Union here is not an abstract geopolitical entity but a place filled with ordinary lives, strange contradictions and surreal moments of late-imperial decay. Braithwaite understands both the absurdity and the tragedy of it all. There is a constant sense that history is unfolding in real time while almost nobody involved entirely understands what is happening. And, inevitably, there is irony everywhere. The mighty ideological confrontation that dominated decades of global politics ends not with apocalyptic confrontation, but with confusion, paperwork, shortages, bewildered reformers and systems quietly ceasing to function. It turns out that even superpowers eventually become administrative problems. Braithwaite writes beautifully: intelligent without showing off, informed without becoming unreadably academic, and dryly amused without losing sympathy for the people trapped inside the collapse. This is diplomatic history written by someone who actually knew the rooms, the personalities, the tensions and the small human details that larger histories often miss. An excellent read for anyone interested in Russia, the Cold War, the fall of the Soviet Union, diplomatic memoirs or the fascinating spectacle of vast political systems slowly discovering that reality has other plans. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where fallen empires, vanished certainties and twentieth-century geopolitical nervous breakdowns remain reassuringly available by post. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6421/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/across-the-moscow-river-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Yale University Press 9780300094961 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6419 The Hermit of Peking - The Hidden Life of Sir Edmund Backhouse by Hugh Trevor-Roper Hugh Trevor-Roper’s The Hermit of Peking is one of those gloriously dangerous books that begins looking like a respectable historical biography and gradually turns into a full-scale demolition job conducted with tweezers, footnotes and a faint air of Oxbridge disbelief. Somewhere between imperial China, forged memoirs, diplomatic gossip and outright fantasy, Sir Edmund Backhouse emerges not merely as an eccentric scholar, but as the sort of man who appears to have treated reality itself as an optional administrative inconvenience. Backhouse was, depending on which paragraph you happen to be reading, a linguistic genius, a shameless fraud, an Edwardian fantasist, a political fixer, a pornographer, a recluse, or possibly the greatest bluffer ever to wander through the final years of the Qing dynasty. Trevor-Roper circles him like a patient detective at a crime scene littered with forged documents, suspicious anecdotes and scandalous claims that become steadily more unbelievable and, somehow, harder to dismiss entirely. It is part biography, part literary autopsy and part cautionary tale about what happens when Victorian confidence collides with a man who simply refuses to stop inventing himself. The result is unexpectedly addictive. You arrive expecting “historical scholarship” and end up with secret memoirs, improbable seductions, imperial collapse, diplomatic theatre and one deeply strange Englishman haunting Peking like a tweed-clad ghost with a filing cabinet full of questionable manuscripts. Trevor-Roper writes with the kind of elegant intellectual sharpness that makes even the footnotes feel faintly judgemental. One can almost hear him sighing heavily across the decades while another Backhouse story collapses under scrutiny. There is also something wonderfully old-fashioned about the entire affair. This is history from the era when academics still occasionally pursued subjects out of sheer horrified fascination. Modern publishing would probably market it as “a true story too unbelievable to invent”, which is ironic given that invention is rather the central problem here. A fascinating copy for readers of Chinese history, imperial oddballs, literary frauds, Edwardian eccentrics, unreliable narrators and anyone who suspects that the British Empire may at times have been held together by deeply strange men confidently making things up. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where dubious memoirs, imperial scandals and collapsing historical credibility remain firmly in stock. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6419/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hermit-of-peking-may-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fromm International Publishing Corporation 9780880640633 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6408 Midt i en Klunketid by Benjamin Jacobsen There are history books that politely summarise the past, and then there are wonderfully specific Scandinavian cultural works that plunge headfirst into an entire vanished social atmosphere with the confidence of people who assume readers already understand what a “Klunketid” is. Midt i en Klunketid (“In the Midst of the Klunk Era”) by Benjamin Jacobsen belongs magnificently to the latter category. Now, for the uninitiated, the Danish “Klunketid” refers roughly to the heavily ornamented late-19th-century bourgeois period — an age of overfurnished interiors, velvet curtains, decorative excess and enough tassels, drapery and dark wood to emotionally suffocate a small horse. Imagine Victorian respectability colliding violently with Scandinavian decorative enthusiasm and you are somewhere in the vicinity. And honestly, humanity may never have fully recovered from it. Benjamin Jacobsen’s book appears to dive directly into this fascinating era: its social habits, aesthetics, domestic life and cultural atmosphere. Which means readers are treated to a glorious parade of middle-class anxieties, overdecorated rooms and carefully maintained respectability beneath layers of fabric thick enough to stop artillery fire. The title itself is wonderful. In the Midst of the Klunk Era. It sounds faintly as though the reader is about to become trapped inside an aggressively upholstered drawing room while somebody’s aunt discusses morality beside an enormous ceramic lamp. Naturally, books like this become more charming with time. What may once have been straightforward cultural history now reads partly as anthropology from another civilisation entirely. Modern minimalism has trained people to believe homes should contain approximately three objects and a distressed houseplant. The Klunk Era, by contrast, believed every available surface should display: ornaments, framed photographs, embroidered cloth, porcelain dogs, or enough carved mahogany to intimidate visitors psychologically. Scandinavian culture often presents itself internationally as sleek, minimalist and emotionally restrained, which makes books about the overstuffed decorative chaos of the late 19th century especially delightful. Somewhere beneath all that modern Nordic design lies a historical memory of rooms dense enough with furniture to absorb sound completely. The irony deepens further because this 1972 edition emerges from another fascinating design period altogether. By the early 1970s, Scandinavian modernism was already internationally fashionable: clean lines, simplicity, functionality. So this book effectively becomes one historical aesthetic looking back at another historical aesthetic with mild cultural bewilderment. One suspects the pages are filled with: social observations, historical photographs, decorative detail, and descriptions of bourgeois life conducted with just enough distance to remain respectable while quietly acknowledging the absurdity of it all. And that, really, is where books like this become irresistible. They preserve not only facts, but atmospheres. Entire emotional climates survive inside them: how rooms looked, how people behaved, what they valued and how societies imagined respectability should appear physically in space. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived admirably despite decades of probable ownership by history enthusiasts, interior design obsessives and perhaps one Danish relative who sincerely believed Victorian furniture should never entirely go out of fashion. Today, Midt i en Klunketid stands as both cultural history and accidental design time machine. It offers entry into a vanished world of decorative ambition and bourgeois performance so elaborate it now feels almost surreal — a civilisation permanently one velvet curtain away from complete collapse beneath its own upholstery. An excellent acquisition for lovers of Scandinavian history, design, decorative arts or anyone who occasionally suspects modern interiors could perhaps benefit from slightly more carved walnut and dramatically fewer empty white walls. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6408/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/midt-i-en-klunketid-may-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lademann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6407 Statuer og Skulpturer i Odense by HH Jacobsen There is a very particular type of Scandinavian book that appears, at first glance, to concern an almost comically specific subject, only to reveal itself as an unexpectedly charming portal into an entire civilisation. Statuer og Skulpturer i Odense (“Statues and Sculptures in Odense”) by H.H. Jacobsen is precisely that kind of treasure: a lovingly serious 1971 guide to the public art of one Danish city, produced with the calm confidence of a society that genuinely believed people might enjoy spending afternoons contemplating bronze figures in municipal spaces. And honestly, perhaps they were right. Odense, of course, is best known internationally as the birthplace of Hans Christian Andersen, but like many old European cities it is also filled with statues, memorials, civic sculpture and artistic curiosities quietly occupying squares, parks and corners while modern life rushes past largely unaware. This book steps in heroically to insist that somebody really ought to stop and look at them properly. The title itself is gloriously straightforward. Statues and Sculptures in Odense. No dramatic subtitle. No “Hidden Secrets of Denmark’s Forgotten Artworks!” Just a calm declaration that here is a book about statues, and if you possess even the slightest cultural seriousness you will naturally wish to read it. One cannot help admiring that confidence. Published in 1971 by Skandinavisk Bogforlag, the book belongs to a wonderful era of European publishing when local culture, public art and civic identity were still considered worthy of dedicated books rather than quick phone photos followed by immediate distraction. Somewhere in Denmark, committees and librarians quietly agreed that documenting sculptures around Odense was not merely acceptable but actively important. And in fairness, books like this become far more fascinating with age. What may once have functioned as a practical cultural guide now survives as accidental time travel. Public spaces change, sculptures disappear, cities modernise and suddenly an earnest catalogue of statues becomes a historical document preserving an older urban landscape. Even the existence of the book tells you something about Scandinavian society: organised, cultured, slightly understated and deeply committed to the idea that public spaces should contain meaningful art rather than merely parking restrictions. There is also something deeply funny about humanity’s relationship with statues in general. Entire generations commission enormous bronze figures believing future societies will gaze upon them with reverence forever, only for later visitors to use them primarily as meeting points, pigeon habitats or landmarks near coffee shops. Yet books like this quietly restore dignity to these civic artworks by taking them seriously again. Physically, one imagines this volume carrying all the restrained charm of Scandinavian design from the early 1970s: practical layouts, thoughtful typography and black-and-white photographs capturing sculptures with almost archaeological sincerity. Modern publishing would probably insist on drone photography and glossy lifestyle aesthetics. This simply trusts readers to appreciate sculpture because sculpture exists. The irony, naturally, is magnificent. Once intended for tourists, students and culturally ambitious residents wandering around Odense with intellectual purpose, the book now itself becomes an object of nostalgia — a relic from a slower Europe where people still bought specialised books about public monuments without irony. Or at least without too much irony. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived admirably despite decades of probable ownership by librarians, architecture enthusiasts, local historians and perhaps one extremely determined Danish uncle who genuinely cared about municipal sculpture placement. Today, Statuer og Skulpturer i Odense stands as both art guide and cultural artefact: part local history, part urban archaeology and part reminder that civilisations occasionally express themselves through beautifully specific books no algorithm would ever think to produce. An excellent acquisition for lovers of Scandinavian culture, public art, local history, obscure European books or anyone who has ever looked at a statue in a town square and wondered whether somebody, somewhere, had written an entire book about it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6407/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/statuer-og-skulpturer-i-odense-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Skaninavisk Bogforlag 9788775010301 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6406 Jeg - en kvinde by Siv Holm There are books that politely hint at romance, and then there are Scandinavian paperbacks from around 1960 that stride directly onto the shelf announcing themselves as frank explorations of “a woman’s erotic life” while simultaneously trying to maintain the intellectual dignity of serious literature. Jeg – en kvinde (“I – A Woman”) by Siv Holm belongs gloriously to that fascinating cultural crossroads where post-war European literature, sexual liberation and slightly nervous middle-class respectability all collided at once. The cover alone is magnificent. Stark black background, dramatic photographic close-up and typography practically vibrating with continental seriousness. This is not marketed as cheap pulp, at least not officially. No, this is Important Scandinavian Emotional Eroticism — the kind intended to be discussed thoughtfully over cigarettes and coffee by people insisting they are interested purely from a sociological perspective. Naturally, the publishers helpfully describe Siv Holm as: “The female Mykle” — a reference to Agnar Mykle, the famously controversial Norwegian author whose sexually frank novels caused outrage across Scandinavia. Which tells you immediately what sort of territory this book occupies: confessional, provocative and just respectable enough for readers to defend owning it as cultural enrichment rather than simple curiosity. And then, wonderfully, beneath all the literary seriousness comes the immortal line: “Læs den for Deres mand!” “Read it to your husband!” At which point the entire thing drifts delightfully close to accidental comedy. There is something deeply charming about these transitional-era books. Europe in the late 1950s and early 1960s was beginning to loosen its collar emotionally, but still felt obliged to frame sexuality through literature, psychology and existential seriousness. Nobody was simply “writing erotica.” Instead, they were courageously examining modern womanhood through emotionally complex Scandinavian introspection and tasteful typography. Which somehow makes it all even better. One suspects Jeg – en kvinde contains precisely the sort of emotional candour that once caused mild scandal in respectable households: female desire discussed openly, relationships analysed honestly and social conventions quietly challenged beneath a veneer of literary sophistication. Today much of it may seem comparatively restrained, but that is part of the fascination. Cultural revolutions often begin in books that now appear almost charmingly polite. The physical edition itself is a perfect time capsule of European paperback design. Everything about it whispers “slightly forbidden.” One can easily imagine this tucked discreetly into handbags, hidden beneath newspapers on trains or displayed face-down on bedside tables by readers wanting to appear both intellectual and daring simultaneously. The irony, of course, is wonderful. Once potentially scandalous adult reading, books like this now survive as cultural artefacts from an era when merely discussing female sexuality honestly could provoke controversy. Modern readers raised on internet chaos may find themselves oddly moved by how earnest and serious these books remained about emotions, intimacy and personal identity. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived remarkably well despite its probable history of secretive reading, careful concealment and decades sitting quietly on shelves beside much more respectable-looking literature. Somewhere over the years it may have scandalised an aunt, fascinated a student or simply confused somebody expecting a straightforward romance. Today, Jeg – en kvinde exists in that marvellous territory between literature, social history and retro cultural curiosity. It is part novel, part historical snapshot of changing attitudes and part reminder that every generation believes it invented honesty about sex approximately five minutes before discovering older people already wrote entire books about it. An excellent acquisition for collectors of Scandinavian fiction, vintage erotic literature, mid-century paperbacks or anyone who appreciates books that look as though they once caused at least minor alarm in suburban living rooms. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6406/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jeg-en-kvinde-may-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SV Bogerne no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6405 Man Gjorade et Barn Fortraed by Tove Ditlevsen There are some authors who write as though human beings are fundamentally cheerful creatures occasionally interrupted by inconvenience. Tove Ditlevsen was not one of them. Her gift was far more valuable: the ability to describe ordinary emotional life with such painful accuracy that readers begin to feel quietly exposed merely by turning the pages. Mån Gjorde et Barn Fortræd — roughly translating to something close to “Someone Harmed a Child” — already announces itself with the sort of title that suggests Scandinavian literature is once again preparing to examine human vulnerability with unnerving honesty and absolutely no interest in comforting platitudes. And thank goodness for that. Ditlevsen specialised in the emotional undercurrents of everyday existence: childhood wounds, loneliness, fragile identity, dependency, family tension and the quiet damage people carry through life while pretending to function normally in public. Her prose often feels deceptively simple until one suddenly realises she has calmly dismantled the entire emotional architecture of modern existence in half a page. Naturally, this being mid-century Danish literature, the atmosphere is immaculate. One imagines grey Copenhagen streets, small apartments, emotional restraint and people enduring profound psychological distress while remaining outwardly polite enough to continue serving coffee correctly. Scandinavian fiction has always understood that the most devastating tragedies often occur indoors and in silence. The title itself carries extraordinary weight. Modern thrillers would probably turn such a premise into serial killers, conspiracies and cinematic revelations. Ditlevsen instead approaches emotional injury with the terrifying precision of somebody who understands that the smallest wounds often echo the longest. There is little melodrama here — merely human reality observed too carefully for comfort. This 1962 Steen Hasselbalchs Forlag edition also radiates that wonderful old European literary seriousness. No endorsements screaming “A page-turner!” No neon typography. Just a quietly elegant volume assuming readers possess the patience and emotional stamina required for actual literature. Imagine that. There is also something deeply ironic about Ditlevsen becoming newly fashionable in the 21st century. For decades these Scandinavian literary paperbacks sat quietly on shelves while the world chased louder entertainment. Then modern readers suddenly rediscovered her and collectively realised she had understood anxiety, insecurity, identity and emotional exhaustion decades before social media transformed them into daily lifestyle conditions. And perhaps that is why her books feel so modern. Beneath the post-war Danish setting lies a universal truth: human beings remain extraordinarily fragile creatures endlessly attempting to disguise their vulnerability through routine, relationships and the performance of adulthood. The physical edition itself only adds to the charm. Mid-century Scandinavian publishing possessed a calm confidence modern publishing rarely manages anymore. Books looked like cultural objects rather than marketing campaigns. This is exactly the sort of volume one imagines finding in a quiet apartment beside black coffee, heavy curtains and a lingering sense of unresolved emotional history. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived admirably despite decades of likely ownership by students, literary readers and people perhaps confronting their own difficult memories through Ditlevsen’s painfully perceptive prose. Somewhere along the line it may have travelled through university satchels, rainy train journeys and conversations beginning with, “It’s beautifully written, but emotionally devastating.” Today, books like this survive not merely as literature, but as evidence that fiction once trusted readers to sit quietly with discomfort and complexity rather than demanding constant distraction. Ditlevsen remains one of the great chroniclers of emotional truth, and even her lesser-known works carry that extraordinary ability to make private feelings feel universally understood. An excellent acquisition for lovers of Scandinavian literature, psychologically sharp fiction, mid-century European writing or anyone who believes books should occasionally leave them staring thoughtfully into the middle distance for several minutes afterwards. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6405/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/man-gjorde-et-barn-fortraed-may-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Steen Hasselbalchs Forlag no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6404 Barndommens Gade by Tove Ditlevsen There are childhood novels that present youth as a magical parade of innocence and discovery, and then there is Tove Ditlevsen quietly wandering into the room with Barndommens Gade (“Childhood Street”) and reminding everyone that growing up is often confusing, lonely, class-conscious and emotionally complicated long before anybody has the vocabulary to explain why. Which is precisely why she remains brilliant. Ditlevsen had the rare gift of writing about ordinary lives with such honesty and precision that readers begin to suspect she somehow understood their own childhood better than they do themselves. Her work captures the fragile emotional weather of adolescence and working-class urban life with devastating clarity, all delivered in prose so deceptively simple that one hardly notices the heartbreak sneaking up quietly between sentences. The title itself sounds gentle and nostalgic: Childhood Street. One imagines cobbled roads, games in courtyards and sentimental memories filtered through soft Scandinavian light. And yes, there is nostalgia here — but the dangerous kind. The sort that remembers not only warmth and familiarity, but also shame, longing, boredom, social anxiety and the terrible awareness children sometimes possess of adult unhappiness long before they understand its causes. In other words: classic Scandinavian emotional devastation. Originally published in the 1940s and reissued here in a 1968 Hasselbalch edition, the novel belongs to that remarkable tradition of mid-century European literary realism where writers still trusted quiet observation more than melodrama. Ditlevsen does not need dramatic twists or cinematic explosions. She can dismantle your emotional stability merely by describing a girl walking home through Copenhagen wondering whether she belongs anywhere. Naturally, modern readers discovering Ditlevsen often react with a sort of startled recognition. Beneath the period detail and old Copenhagen atmosphere lies something startlingly contemporary: insecurity, identity, loneliness, class tension and the exhausting performance of trying to become oneself while surrounded by the expectations of others. Long before social media encouraged everyone to curate their personalities, Ditlevsen already understood how fragile and constructed identity could feel. The physical edition itself carries that wonderful aura of mid-century Scandinavian publishing. Restrained design, thoughtful typography and no desperate attempts to market the book as “gripping.” Publishers once apparently believed readers might simply encounter literature quietly and emerge transformed without needing endorsements from celebrities or twelve quotes comparing everything to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. There is also something deeply ironic about these once-common Danish literary paperbacks becoming obscure treasures abroad. At one time, Barndommens Gade would simply have been part of cultural life: serious literature read by ordinary people on trains, in flats and during long winters. Now it survives as an elegant artefact from a slower intellectual world where novels about inner life and social observation still occupied a central cultural place. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived admirably despite decades of probable ownership by students, readers, intellectuals and people quietly processing their own childhood memories while underlining passages in pencil. One suspects it may have spent years beside coffee cups, rainy windows and conversations about literature that lasted far longer than modern attention spans generally allow. Today, Barndommens Gade stands as both literary classic and emotional time machine: a beautifully observed portrait of childhood, memory and urban life from one of Denmark’s finest writers. It is tender, melancholic, intelligent and quietly ruthless in its honesty — rather like childhood itself, really. An excellent acquisition for lovers of Scandinavian literature, literary realism, psychologically sharp fiction or anyone who suspects the streets we grow up on never entirely leave us, no matter how sophisticated we later pretend to become. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6404/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/barndommens-gade-may-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hasselbalch no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6403 Min Farmors Hus by Soya There is something wonderfully evocative about Scandinavian novels involving old houses. Before a single page is turned, one already suspects there will be memories, family tensions, quiet emotional disasters and at least one scene involving somebody reflecting on life while staring through rain-streaked windows in Copenhagen. Min Farmors Hus (“My Grandmother’s House”) by Soya delivers exactly that sort of beautifully atmospheric literary energy. Soya — the pen name of Carl Erik Martin Soya — was one of Denmark’s great satirists and storytellers, a writer capable of balancing warmth, humour and sharp social observation with the effortless confidence of someone who understood human absurdity far too well. His work often explored family life, memory, class and the strange theatre of ordinary existence, usually with a sly intelligence quietly humming beneath the surface. And what a title. My Grandmother’s House. It sounds comforting and nostalgic, as though one might encounter cakes, old furniture and harmless recollections about simpler times. Which, being European literary fiction, probably means there are also buried tensions, fading social worlds and enough emotional complexity to sustain several generations of thoughtful smoking. The cover itself is magnificent: a moody urban building rendered in soft painterly tones while small figures drift below in what appears to be old Copenhagen. Modern publishers would probably ruin this with giant gold stickers screaming “A HEARTWARMING FAMILY SAGA.” Here, by contrast, the book simply trusts the reader to possess emotional depth and perhaps a tolerance for Scandinavian introspection. Originally published during the Second World War and reissued here in a 1965 Borgens paperback edition, the novel carries the atmosphere of a Europe still deeply interested in memory, identity and the disappearing texture of old urban life. There is a particular sadness to these mid-century Scandinavian works: they understand that cities change, families fade and entire social worlds quietly vanish beneath modernity while nobody notices until it is far too late. Naturally, there is also humour here, because Soya excelled at observing the absurdities of respectable society. Scandinavian literature often appears severe from the outside, but beneath the melancholy lies an unexpectedly dry wit. The Danes, after all, perfected the art of describing emotional catastrophe politely over coffee. The physical edition itself has enormous charm. Borgens Billigbøger paperbacks possess that wonderful old-world practicality where books were intended to be affordable, readable and culturally nourishing rather than merely decorative algorithm bait. This particular copy is an 8th printing from 1965, meaning thousands upon thousands of readers once considered Min Farmors Hus essential enough to keep in circulation across decades. There is something deeply ironic about that now. Once a widely read Danish literary work, it survives today as a beautifully obscure object likely to confuse anyone raised entirely on streaming platforms and productivity apps. Yet the book’s atmosphere remains timeless. Old houses, family memory and quietly complicated human beings never really go out of fashion. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, which is impressive considering its likely life among students, commuters, libraries and thoughtful readers carrying it through Scandinavian winters. Somewhere over the decades it may have sat beside coffee cups, wool coats and discussions about literature lasting considerably longer than modern attention spans usually permit. Today, Min Farmors Hus stands as both novel and cultural artefact: a doorway into older Copenhagen, older family structures and a slower literary world where emotional nuance mattered enormously and nobody felt obliged to explain every feeling immediately. An excellent acquisition for lovers of Scandinavian literature, literary nostalgia, atmospheric European fiction or anyone who believes books should occasionally look as though they belong in a quiet apartment overlooking cobbled streets and unresolved emotions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6403/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/min-farmors-hus-may-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Borgens Forlag no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6402 Kobenhavnske Skildringer by Herman Bang There is something wonderfully sophisticated about old Scandinavian literary books that appear to contain nothing more dramatic than people quietly walking through cities and observing one another, yet somehow manage to leave readers emotionally dismantled by page seventy-three. Herman Bang specialised in precisely this sort of elegant psychological ambush, and Københavnske Skildringer (“Copenhagen Sketches”) is a perfect example of the art. Bang was one of Denmark’s great literary impressionists, which essentially means he could describe a room, a glance or a rainy street corner with such delicate emotional precision that entire human tragedies seemed to unfold silently between paragraphs. Modern fiction often arrives waving explosions and plot twists around like a man trying to attract attention in a pub. Herman Bang merely describes a woman standing near a window and somehow makes civilisation itself feel fragile. This collection turns its gaze toward Copenhagen — not the aggressively cheerful modern Copenhagen of bicycle tourism, minimalist cafés and suspiciously expensive pastries, but an older city of gas lamps, fading respectability, nervous bourgeois etiquette and emotionally complicated people trying very hard not to embarrass themselves in public. The title itself is beautifully understated. Copenhagen Sketches. No dramatic subtitle. No “A Gripping Scandinavian Saga.” Just sketches. Readers in the early and mid-20th century were apparently trusted to discover literary greatness without needing to be informed every six seconds that the book was “unputdownable.” Naturally, Herman Bang’s Copenhagen is not merely a place but a mood. Streets, drawing rooms and theatres become stages upon which loneliness, social aspiration and quiet desperation perform their subtle little dances beneath carefully maintained appearances. Scandinavian literature has always understood that emotional catastrophe is considerably more devastating when delivered politely. The cover art only deepens the atmosphere: elegantly dressed figures drifting through an old city street while children watch nearby, all rendered with the sort of nostalgic melancholy that makes one instinctively want to drink coffee beside a rainy window and reconsider every life choice ever made. There is also something deeply ironic about how modern readers now approach books like this. Once considered serious literary portraits of urban society, they now function partly as cultural archaeology from a vanished European world where people communicated through implication, posture and devastating silences rather than sending each other exhausted emoji combinations at midnight. Bang himself remains fascinating because he wrote with extraordinary sensitivity toward outsiders, loneliness and emotional fragility during an era when society generally preferred not to discuss such things directly. Beneath the elegant prose lies a sharp observer of human vulnerability, quietly dissecting the performance of everyday life long before psychology became fashionable dinner-party conversation. This 1954 Gyldendal edition carries all the charm of mid-century Scandinavian publishing: restrained design, tasteful typography and the reassuring sense that books were still considered objects of cultural importance rather than temporary algorithmic distractions. It feels exactly like the sort of volume one might discover on the shelf of a quietly intellectual aunt who smoked discreetly and possessed unexpectedly strong opinions about theatre. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived admirably despite decades of possible ownership by literature students, melancholic intellectuals and people who sincerely believed books should improve the soul rather than merely entertain commuters for forty minutes. Today, Københavnske Skildringer survives as both literature and atmosphere: a beautifully preserved glimpse into old Copenhagen and the emotionally intricate world Herman Bang captured so delicately. Even sitting unopened on a shelf, it radiates cultivated sadness in the most stylish possible manner. An excellent acquisition for lovers of Scandinavian literature, city writing, literary impressionism or anyone who occasionally suspects modern life could benefit from more quiet observation and significantly fewer productivity podcasts. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6402/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kobenhavnske-skildringer-may-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gyldendal no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6401 Rosenkransen by Florence L Barclay There is something gloriously dramatic about early 20th-century romantic fiction, particularly when translated into Scandinavian editions that somehow make everything appear even more emotionally serious than it already was. Rosenkransen (“The Rosary”) by Florence L. Barclay arrives wrapped in exactly that atmosphere: devotion, longing, spiritual intensity and the quiet certainty that at least one person in the story is destined to suffer beautifully beneath soft lamplight. Originally published in English as The Rosary, this was one of the great international sentimental bestsellers of its era — the sort of novel that once caused respectable readers to sigh deeply, stare thoughtfully into middle distance and temporarily believe that true love ought ideally to involve moral struggle, emotional restraint and at least one meaningful religious symbol. And honestly, modern publishing could learn something from this level of commitment. The cover alone is magnificent. A winding rosary stretching across muted green boards with the calm confidence of a book that knows perfectly well it has already devastated generations of readers emotionally. Modern romance covers often involve aggressively cheerful typography and suspiciously symmetrical couples. This, by contrast, looks as though somebody may write heartbreaking letters beside a rainy window while church bells echo faintly in the background. Florence L. Barclay herself occupied that fascinating literary territory between romance, spirituality and emotional melodrama. Her novels emerged from a world where feelings were not casually texted in lowercase but endured with noble suffering and significant amounts of internal conflict. Characters in books like this rarely simply “have chemistry.” Instead, they experience profound emotional reckonings capable of sustaining several hundred pages and possibly a piano accompaniment. The title Rosenkransen only enhances the mood further. Even without reading Danish, one immediately senses this is a story involving devotion, sacrifice and morally complicated longing rather than carefree flirtation in wine bars. Early romantic fiction specialised in making emotions feel spiritually consequential. People did not merely fancy one another; they wrestled with destiny. Naturally, there is something wonderfully ironic about these once wildly popular sentimental novels now surviving as beautifully strange artefacts from another emotional universe. Modern readers accustomed to dating apps and algorithmic compatibility may find themselves entering a world where love letters, silence and deeply honourable suffering carried extraordinary dramatic weight. Entire relationships once hinged upon glances and misunderstandings rather than unread WhatsApp messages. This 1949 Scandinavian edition also possesses the lovely aura of post-war European publishing, where even commercial fiction retained a certain physical dignity. Cloth boards, restrained design and elegant typography combine to create an object that feels built to survive generations of bedside tables and carefully folded blankets. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Fair due to a slightly skewed spine, though not by much, and is otherwise in nice condition. Which somehow feels entirely appropriate for an old romantic novel: gently weathered by time, slightly imperfect, but still carrying itself with remarkable grace. One suspects it may have spent decades quietly on somebody’s shelf beside pressed flowers, old photographs and memories nobody discussed openly. Today, books like this occupy a fascinating cultural space. Part romance novel, part historical object and part accidental anthropology of how people once imagined love should work. Beneath the sentimentality lies a vanished emotional culture where sincerity was taken alarmingly seriously and nobody feared being accused of “catching feelings.” An excellent acquisition for collectors of vintage romance, Scandinavian editions, decorative clothbound books or anyone who occasionally suspects modern life could benefit from slightly more emotional grandeur and significantly more rosary beads on book covers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6401/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rosenkransen-may-2026.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books O Rohses Forlag no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6400 Rytteren by HC Branner There is a particular kind of mid-century Scandinavian novel that arrives looking deceptively slim and manageable, only to proceed calmly into the darkest corners of human psychology while everyone involved smokes heavily and avoids direct emotional communication. H.C. Branner’s Rytteren (“The Rider”) belongs magnificently to that tradition. This is not the sort of book where cheerful things happen to cheerful people beneath reassuring narrative arcs. No, this is post-war Danish literature: psychologically intense, morally ambiguous and deeply suspicious of easy answers. Scandinavian writers of this period seemed collectively determined to examine the fragile machinery of civilisation itself, preferably during rain. Branner was one of Denmark’s major literary figures, known for exploring fear, guilt, identity and the uneasy condition of modern humanity after the Second World War. Which means that somewhere inside Rytteren there is almost certainly emotional devastation unfolding beneath apparently civilised surfaces while somebody stares meaningfully out of a window wondering whether existence itself has become fundamentally unstable. The title is wonderfully enigmatic. The Rider. Who is the rider? What is being ridden? Is it symbolic? Existential? Traumatised? Scandinavian literature rarely rushes to explain itself, preferring instead to let readers drift gradually into a beautifully written psychological crisis while pretending they are fully keeping up. And then there is the cover. Magnificent. Stark typography, distressed textures and a lonely horse-like figure standing against a field of burnt orange existential unease. Modern publishing departments would spend six months and seventeen meetings trying unsuccessfully to recreate this level of accidental intellectual cool. Instead, 1960s Denmark simply produced it naturally while carrying on with its day. The quote on the front only adds to the drama: “The most discussed, most admired and most violently condemned novel in Danish literature on this side of the war.” Which is exactly the sort of endorsement that makes one immediately want to own the book even before understanding a single word of Danish. Violently condemned Scandinavian literary fiction is almost always worth investigating. Naturally, there is something deeply ironic about novels like this surviving into the modern era. Once treated as serious interventions into post-war cultural and moral debate, they now sit quietly in secondhand bookshops waiting to be rediscovered by people who mostly encounter Scandinavia through flat-pack furniture, detective dramas and minimalist lamps. Yet books like Rytteren preserve an entirely different Scandinavia: intellectual, anxious, artistically ambitious and profoundly concerned with the psychological consequences of modern life. Reading Branner is less like consuming entertainment and more like being invited into an extended philosophical discomfort conducted with impeccable literary taste. This 1967 Gyldendals Tranebøger edition also carries that lovely aura of European student-paperback respectability. One can easily imagine it travelling around universities in coat pockets beside cigarettes, lecture notes and deeply complicated romantic relationships. It almost certainly spent part of the 1970s on a shelf next to Sartre, Kafka and records nobody danced to. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived decades of intellectual handling remarkably well. Somewhere along the line it may have belonged to a literature student determined to understand post-war alienation before eventually becoming distracted by wine, politics and emotional catastrophe of their own. An ideal acquisition for collectors of Scandinavian literature, existential fiction, beautifully designed European paperbacks or anyone who occasionally feels modern novels could benefit from more psychological dread and significantly fewer blurbs calling things “unputdownable.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6400/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rytteren-may-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gyldendals Traneboger no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6398 Udvalgte Noveller by Steen Steensen Blicher There is something deeply satisfying about old Scandinavian books that look as though they have survived both existential despair and several minor European political upheavals without particularly caring. Udvalgte Noveller (“Selected Short Stories”) by Steen Steensen Blicher is precisely that sort of object: a handsome 1909 Danish literary volume from an age when books were built with alarming seriousness and authors were expected to understand the human soul rather than merely produce content. Blicher himself occupies a towering place in Danish literature, often regarded as one of the great pioneers of the Scandinavian short story. Which sounds very respectable and academic until one realises that his stories are frequently filled with loneliness, tragedy, doomed emotions, rural hardship and the general unsettling atmosphere that Scandinavia later turned into an international cultural export. Long before Nordic Noir detectives started wandering moodily across television screens in wool jumpers, Blicher was already perfecting the art of Scandinavian melancholy. His world is populated by isolated people, emotional misunderstandings and vast landscapes that seem personally invested in reminding humanity of its fragility. Cheerful beach reading this is not. Beautiful, haunting literary craftsmanship? Absolutely. The title itself, Udvalgte Noveller, has that wonderful old-world confidence about it. No marketing gimmicks. No subtitles promising “A Gripping Scandinavian Masterpiece.” Just “Selected Stories.” Readers in 1909 were apparently expected to possess enough cultural discipline to discover greatness without being shouted at by a fluorescent sticker declaring it “Life-Changing.” And physically, what a magnificent survivor this is. Early 20th-century continental hardbacks possess a kind of quiet dignity modern publishing rarely attempts anymore. Decorative cloth boards, gilt lettering and thick pages combine to create an object that feels less like a disposable paperback and more like something rescued from a candlelit library belonging to a melancholic professor who drank coffee at alarming hours. The irony, of course, is glorious. In 1909 this would have been a respectable literary volume for educated readers in Copenhagen and beyond. Today it sits wonderfully out of time: too old for mass-market modernity, too literary for casual consumption and far too elegant to compete with algorithm-driven bestseller culture. It belongs to that endangered species known as “books purchased because people believed reading serious literature was part of becoming a proper human being.” Naturally, there is also something faintly intimidating about owning old Scandinavian literature in the original Danish. Even people who cannot read a word of it immediately feel more intellectual simply by placing it visibly on a shelf. Visitors will assume profound things about your inner life. They may even suspect you understand existential philosophy or own a collection of Ingmar Bergman films. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, which is remarkably respectable for a book published while Edward VII was still king and the Titanic had yet to discover its unfortunate design limitations. The fact that it has survived more than a century of readers, shelves, house moves and changing literary fashions only adds to its charm. Somewhere along the way it may have sat in schoolrooms, private libraries or quietly disapproving Scandinavian sitting rooms while generations contemplated life’s sadness beneath oil lamps. Today, books like this function partly as literature and partly as historical artefacts from a slower intellectual world. Even untouched, it has presence. Opened and read, it offers entry into the roots of Scandinavian literary tradition before the region became globally synonymous with flat-pack furniture, detective dramas and aggressively sensible urban planning. An excellent acquisition for collectors of antique literature, Scandinavian books, decorative bindings or anyone who believes books should occasionally look as though they might contain either timeless wisdom or a tragic fjord-related emotional collapse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6398/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/noveller-may-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kunstforlaget no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6397 Common English Proverbs by A Johnson There is something deeply reassuring about old proverb books. They emerge from a world absolutely convinced that nearly every human problem — war, heartbreak, bad neighbours, laziness, excessive optimism, suspicious geese — could ultimately be explained through a short sentence involving hay, horses or birds in bushes. Common English Proverbs by A. Johnson is a splendid survivor from that tradition: a compact 1954 volume preserving centuries of accumulated British wisdom, caution and passive-aggressive observation. Before motivational influencers began shouting about “mindsets” and “manifesting abundance” into ring lights, humanity relied upon proverbs. Entire generations navigated life using little more than phrases like “A stitch in time saves nine” and “Too many cooks spoil the broth.” Nobody entirely knew what the numbers referred to or why the broth situation had escalated so catastrophically, but society carried on regardless. This book gathers together those durable nuggets of folk wisdom that somehow survived hundreds of years of plagues, wars, economic collapse and British weather. And that survival alone is impressive. Proverbs are essentially the original social media posts: short, memorable, endlessly repeated and often delivered with enormous confidence despite varying levels of actual usefulness. Naturally, many of them contradict each other completely. “Many hands make light work,” insists one proverb cheerfully, while another warns that “Too many cooks spoil the broth.” Which is it, England? Should more people help or not? The answer, apparently, depends entirely upon the broth. That is part of the joy of old collections like this. They reveal not only language, but the strange accumulated psychology of a culture. English proverbs are full of rain, caution, livestock, patience and vague disappointment. They suggest a civilisation permanently expecting mild inconvenience and preparing accordingly with turnips and stoicism. The 1954 publication date only adds to the charm. This was still an era when books like this were considered genuinely educational and respectable household reading. One imagines it sitting proudly beside dictionaries, atlases and practical guides to household management in a semi-detached home where tea was strong and nobody trusted continental plumbing. Physically, old Longmans editions possess a lovely scholarly sturdiness about them. They were made for use rather than decoration, intended to survive school bags, public libraries and decades of being consulted by puzzled readers wondering precisely why one should never count chickens before they hatch. This particular copy being listed as Good suggests it has weathered seventy years of proverb-related contemplation remarkably well. There is also something wonderfully ironic about proverb collections surviving into the modern digital age. Humanity now possesses instant global communication, artificial intelligence and smartphones capable of answering almost any factual question ever conceived, yet people still casually rely on medieval agricultural sayings to explain life decisions. Deep down, we remain a species comforted by advice involving carts, apples and suspiciously active birds. Modern readers may also discover that proverbs occupy a curious territory between wisdom and comedy. Some are genuinely insightful. Others sound faintly threatening. A few appear to have been invented by exhausted farmers attempting to stop people doing obviously stupid things near wells. In the end, Common English Proverbs is more than a language book. It is a portable museum of everyday thought, preserving the accumulated mutterings of generations who believed life could mostly be understood through common sense, observation and the occasional deeply confusing metaphor involving horses. An ideal acquisition for lovers of language, folklore, vintage reference books or anyone who occasionally suspects that humanity peaked intellectually somewhere around “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6397/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/comon-english-proverbs-may-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6396 USSR - Cultural Life by Novosti Press Agency There are travel guides, there are art books, and then there are Soviet publications from the 1970s calmly attempting to explain an entire civilisation to the outside world with the absolute confidence of a state that had already decided history was firmly on its side. USSR – Cultural Life, published in 1974 by Novosti Press Agency, is one such glorious Cold War artefact: part cultural showcase, part ideological presentation and part accidental time capsule from a vanished superpower. This is the Soviet Union introducing itself not through missiles, tanks or grain production statistics, but through culture. Theatre! Literature! Ballet! Education! Music! Museums! Presumably all flourishing magnificently beneath the guiding light of socialism and entirely free from the corrupting influence of Western decadence and people charging £6 for coffee. Published by Novosti Press Agency — effectively the USSR’s international publishing voice — the book belongs to that fascinating era when nations still believed paperbacks could win hearts, minds and possibly a few wavering intellectuals in Paris. Somewhere in 1974, somebody genuinely thought a beautifully earnest book about Soviet cultural achievement might tip global opinion slightly eastward. And honestly, there is something rather charming about that level of seriousness. The title itself is beautifully direct. USSR – Cultural Life. No flashy subtitle. No “Inside the Secret World of Soviet Creativity!” Just a calm institutional confidence suggesting that what follows will comprehensively explain how several hundred million people were living, reading, performing and appreciating opera beneath giant portraits of Lenin. What makes books like this so compelling now is the atmosphere they preserve. Modern readers are not simply encountering information; they are stepping into a carefully curated version of Soviet reality. The tone is often so relentlessly optimistic that one begins to suspect every violinist in Moscow was personally committed to advancing the historical destiny of mankind through interpretive dance and municipal theatre programmes. Naturally, there is propaganda here. Vast, elegant, beautifully typeset propaganda. But that is precisely why these books have become such fascinating collector’s items. They reveal not only what the Soviet Union wanted outsiders to believe, but how it wished to present itself culturally: educated, sophisticated, disciplined and artistically vibrant. It is the literary equivalent of inviting the world around for tea while quietly omitting certain awkward political details. Physically, Soviet publications from this period possess a wonderfully distinctive aesthetic. Minimalist layouts, stern typography and carefully chosen photographs combine to create objects that now look improbably stylish in a retro intellectual sort of way. One can easily imagine this sitting on the shelf of a 1970s academic beside books on Marxism, architecture and avant-garde cinema, all while someone in a corduroy jacket smoked thoughtfully nearby. The irony, of course, is extraordinary. Once produced as a subtle instrument of ideological influence, this book now survives mostly as a piece of historical curiosity bought by collectors, designers, Cold War enthusiasts and people who enjoy owning books that appear to have escaped from a Soviet cultural ministry waiting room. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived remarkably well despite the complete collapse of the geopolitical system promoting it. Somewhere over the past fifty years it may have travelled through student flats, university departments, secondhand bookshops and attics full of abandoned political certainty before arriving safely at Crappy Old Books. An excellent acquisition for collectors of Soviet ephemera, Cold War history, vintage design or anyone who has ever wondered how a superpower attempted to market its civilisation through ballet, literature and very confident publishing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6396/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ussr-cultural-life-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Novosti Press Agency no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6395 Collins Russian Phrase Book by JB Foreman There is something wonderfully optimistic about old phrase books. They emerge from an era when international travel still possessed a faint sense of danger and glamour, and when British tourists apparently believed that carrying a pocket-sized paperback would allow them to navigate entire foreign civilisations armed only with determination, pronunciation guides and a sentence equivalent to “Where is the railway station?” The 1962 Collins Russian Phrase Book by J.B. Foreman takes this optimism and places it directly into the middle of the Cold War. Which makes it magnificent. Here, in one compact paperback, is the charming idea that somewhere in the tense geopolitical atmosphere of Khrushchev-era East-West relations, an ordinary traveller might simply wander into the Soviet Union clutching a Collins phrase book and politely ask directions to the post office while the superpowers nervously pointed nuclear weapons at one another. The timing alone gives this book enormous accidental comedy value. Published in 1962 — the same year as the Cuban Missile Crisis — this little guidebook cheerfully assumes that what the world really needed was practical assistance with ordering lunch in Russian. One half expects a chapter titled “Useful Phrases for Buying Bread Whilst Quietly Avoiding International Incident.” And yet there is something deeply charming about that. Inside are all the classic phrase book essentials: greetings, travel phrases, food, accommodation and attempts at polite communication rendered in careful transliteration for bewildered English speakers. Somewhere in these pages lies the linguistic equivalent of a nervous tourist attempting to ask for tea while accidentally declaring ideological allegiance to the Soviet agricultural programme. The real joy of vintage phrase books, however, lies in the tiny cultural assumptions buried within them. Modern travel apps update instantly and blandly. Old phrase books preserve a frozen moment in history. The situations they prepare you for often reveal far more about the period than the language itself. One imagines a 1960s businessman, academic or unusually adventurous tourist practising Russian pronunciation in a smoky airport lounge while pretending not to be intimidated by global politics. Physically, Collins phrase books from this era possess a lovely practical sturdiness. Designed for actual travel rather than decorative shelf life, they have the reassuring air of something that may genuinely have crossed borders in a coat pocket beside cigarettes, train tickets and travellers’ cheques. This particular copy being listed as Good suggests it has survived remarkably well considering the possible adventures, misunderstandings and deeply incorrect pronunciations it may have witnessed over the last sixty years. There is also a delicious irony in the fact that modern readers are now likely to buy this less as a practical guide and more as a historical artefact. Once intended to facilitate communication across ideological divides, it now functions as a charming time capsule from an era when language learning, diplomacy and tourism all collided under the long shadow of the Cold War. Whether you collect Soviet-era ephemera, vintage travel books, retro language guides or simply enjoy owning books that seem capable of teaching you how to ask for soup while accidentally destabilising NATO, this little Collins paperback delivers exactly the right blend of practicality, nostalgia and geopolitical absurdity. A delightful relic from a world where even phrase books carried the faint background hum of international tension. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6395/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/russian-phrase-book-may-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6394 The Individual and the Work Collective by Yuri Volkov There are self-help books that promise to improve teamwork through colourful diagrams and corporate buzzwords, and then there are Soviet-era ideological paperbacks calmly explaining the relationship between the human soul and collective labour with the full confidence of a superpower engaged in a historic struggle for civilisation itself. The Individual and the Work Collective by Yuri Volkov belongs magnificently to the latter category. Published in 1974 by Novosti Press Agency — the Soviet Union’s outward-facing publishing arm — this slim but determined volume tackles one of the great questions of socialist society: how does the individual fit within the mighty machinery of the collective? Or, translated loosely into modern office language, “How can Dave from Accounts become spiritually aligned with the tractor factory?” Naturally, the Soviet answer is delivered with tremendous certainty. There is very little sense here that anybody involved sat around wondering whether the system might perhaps need a few adjustments. No, this is Cold War political literature in its purest form: earnest, structured and utterly convinced that history is unfolding in exactly the correct direction. The title itself is a masterpiece of austere Soviet efficiency. The Individual and the Work Collective. No dramatic subtitle. No “Seven Habits of Highly Effective Comrades.” No smiling manager pointing at a whiteboard. Just a direct statement suggesting that somewhere inside these pages lies the complete philosophical solution to balancing personal identity with collective labour productivity. And honestly, there is something oddly admirable about that level of seriousness. Reading books like this today is fascinating precisely because they preserve an entire intellectual atmosphere now largely vanished. In the West during the 1970s, many paperbacks were busy teaching readers how to “find themselves.” Meanwhile Soviet publishing houses were producing calm explanations of how the individual could best flourish within organised social structures and productive labour communities. Different vibes entirely. Modern readers may occasionally detect traces of propaganda. Perhaps even industrial quantities of it. But that is exactly what makes these books such compelling historical artefacts now. They are not merely discussing politics; they are broadcasting an entire worldview with unwavering confidence. Every paragraph feels as though it was approved somewhere beneath a portrait of Brezhnev while radiators hissed gently in the background. Physically, Soviet publications from this era possess their own wonderfully distinctive aesthetic. The covers tend to combine stern typography with the emotional warmth of municipal architecture, which somehow now makes them look incredibly stylish in a retro intellectual sort of way. Put this on a shelf beside brutalist photography and a typewriter and suddenly your entire room acquires the atmosphere of a philosophy department in East Berlin. The irony, of course, is delicious. Books once distributed internationally as persuasive ideological tools are now mostly collected by historians, designers, Cold War enthusiasts and people who simply enjoy obscure paperbacks with titles that sound faintly ominous. Capitalism has cheerfully absorbed Soviet anti-capitalist literature and now resells it through secondhand bookshops for curious readers with espresso machines. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived remarkably well despite the collapse of the geopolitical system it was originally designed to defend. Somewhere over the past fifty years it has likely sat on shelves beside Marx, sociology textbooks and at least one copy of Das Kapital purchased with sincere intentions but never entirely finished. An excellent acquisition for collectors of Soviet ephemera, Cold War history, political literature or anyone who occasionally looks at modern corporate culture and wonders whether the USSR simply got to “team-building ideology” first, albeit with considerably more concrete and fewer motivational posters. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6394/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-individual-and-the-work-collective-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Novosti Press Agency no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6393 The State and Social System in the USSR by I Chekharin There are ordinary political books, and then there are Soviet-era publications produced with the unwavering confidence of a civilisation entirely convinced it had solved history itself. The State and Social System in the USSR by I. Chekharin is one such magnificent relic from the ideological front lines of the Cold War: a 1974 Novosti Press Agency paperback calmly explaining the Soviet system with the sort of certainty modern governments can only dream about. This is not a hesitant or self-questioning book. There are no nervous “on the other hand” moments here. No fashionable ambiguity. No “both sides make valid points.” Instead, the USSR strides onto the page like a concrete hydroelectric project in literary form, determined to explain labour, governance, social organisation and collective progress whether the reader is fully prepared or not. Published by Novosti Press Agency — effectively the Soviet Union’s international publishing voice — the book belongs to that fascinating era when global superpowers still believed political influence could be spread through earnest paperbacks posted around the world. Somewhere in 1974, somebody almost certainly handed this to a student in Britain or France believing it might genuinely help usher in a brighter socialist future. The title itself is gloriously functional. The State and Social System in the USSR. No dramatic flourish. No marketing gimmicks. It sounds less like a book and more like a briefing folder issued before touring a tractor factory outside Minsk. One half expects each chapter to conclude with statistics regarding steel production and a subtle reminder that capitalism is spiritually exhausted. And yet, whatever one’s politics, books like this are now undeniably fascinating historical artefacts. Reading Soviet political literature today feels a bit like opening a time capsule from an alternative future that never quite arrived. The certainty is astonishing. The confidence almost admirable. Entire systems of economics, governance and society are explained with the calm assurance of a man drawing five-year plans on graph paper while smoking heavily in a state office. Naturally, modern readers may notice that the text occasionally leans very enthusiastically toward the official Soviet interpretation of reality. This is part of the charm. The book now exists in that wonderful territory between political theory, propaganda, history and cultural archaeology. It preserves not only arguments, but atmosphere — the intellectual climate of the Cold War itself. Physically, Soviet paperbacks also possess a wonderfully severe aesthetic. The covers often appear designed according to strict principles of efficiency, seriousness and minimal emotional excitement. Incredibly, this now makes them look oddly stylish. Mid-century Soviet publishing has somehow evolved from ideological necessity into accidental retro design chic. This particular copy is listed as Fair, with a slight damp effect to the bottom, though nothing serious. Which, if anything, only enhances the historical authenticity. One likes to imagine it surviving decades in a cold attic, student bedsit or overfilled political bookshelf somewhere while the entire geopolitical order quietly transformed around it. Compared to the collapse of the Soviet Union itself, a little dampness feels relatively minor. There is also something deeply ironic about the survival of books like this in secondhand shops. Once distributed as instruments of ideological persuasion, they are now bought by collectors, historians, designers, retro enthusiasts and curious readers who simply enjoy owning obscure remnants of vanished systems. Capitalism, in one of its stranger twists, now happily resells Soviet explanations of why capitalism was doomed. An excellent addition for collectors of Cold War history, Soviet ephemera, political literature, or anyone whose ideal bookshelf contains at least one book that appears to have escaped from a government ministry sometime around the Brezhnev era. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6393/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-state-and-social-system-in-the-ussr-may-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Novosti Press Agency no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6392 Den Kroniske Uskyld by Klaus Rifbjerg Some novels announce themselves with explosions, murders or dramatic prophecies. Den Kroniske Uskyld (“Chronic Innocence”) by Klaus Rifbjerg instead arrives with the unmistakable aura of Scandinavian literary sophistication: emotionally complicated young people, dangerous levels of introspection and the lingering suspicion that absolutely nobody involved is going to emerge psychologically intact. First published in 1958 and later becoming one of the defining Danish novels of its generation, Den Kroniske Uskyld occupies that glorious territory where youthful idealism collides headfirst with adulthood, desire, guilt and the uncomfortable discovery that human beings are considerably messier than they looked in adolescence. In other words, it is exactly the sort of book Scandinavian writers specialise in with almost supernatural efficiency. The title alone is magnificent. Chronic Innocence sounds less like a novel and more like a medical condition suffered exclusively by philosophy students and people who insist vinyl records “sound warmer.” One can practically hear the jazz music and cigarette smoke drifting through the pages already. This is literature for readers who enjoy emotional ambiguity served with existential side effects. Klaus Rifbjerg himself was one of Denmark’s literary giants, prolific to an almost unreasonable degree, producing novels, poetry, essays and plays with the energy of a man who apparently never once sat quietly without turning his observations into art. Here he captures youth not as a cheerful coming-of-age adventure but as a confused, hormonal, fragile psychological battlefield where friendships and identities wobble dangerously under the pressure of reality. Naturally, because this is a 1967 Gyldendals Tranebøger paperback, the object itself radiates intellectual credibility. One imagines it being carried around by earnest students in black roll-neck jumpers who spent entire evenings discussing alienation in cafés while carefully pretending not to be devastated by their personal lives. It almost certainly spent part of the 1970s on a shelf beside Camus, Sartre and at least one book that nobody actually finished. What makes novels like this so fascinating is how modern they still feel. Beneath the mid-century Scandinavian cool lies an eternal truth: young adults remain experts at confusing desire, identity and emotional chaos while attempting to appear sophisticated. Rifbjerg understood that perfectly. Long before social media allowed everyone to publicly curate their personalities, his characters were already performing versions of themselves in front of one another with quietly disastrous consequences. The irony, of course, is that books once considered serious literary explorations of post-war youth now also function as accidental time capsules from an era when Europeans apparently processed emotional trauma entirely through chain-smoking, meaningful silences and conversations conducted in sparsely furnished apartments. Modern self-help culture could probably learn a thing or two from Scandinavian fiction’s willingness to simply admit that life is often bewildering. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived remarkably well despite decades of possible ownership by students, intellectuals and romantically doomed readers underlining passages they believed perfectly captured their emotional condition at age twenty-three. There may even be annotations from somebody who once thought this novel explained their life completely after a difficult breakup and several glasses of wine. An ideal addition for collectors of European literature, lovers of Scandinavian fiction, or anyone nostalgic for a period when novels expected readers to confront human complexity rather than merely optimise their morning routines. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6392/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/den-kroniske-uskyld-may-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gyldendals Traneboger no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6391 To Som Elsker Hinanden by Tove Ditlevsen There is a particular kind of Scandinavian novel that appears, at first glance, to concern ordinary people quietly going about their lives, only for it to gradually reveal that everyone involved is emotionally unravelled, spiritually exhausted and one difficult conversation away from staring into the abyss over black coffee. Tove Ditlevsen perfected this art, and To Som Elsker Hinanden (“Two Who Love Each Other”) arrives wrapped in precisely that glorious atmosphere of elegant Nordic despair. Ditlevsen was one of Denmark’s great literary voices, famous for writing with brutal honesty about love, loneliness, relationships and the fragile architecture of everyday existence. She possessed the remarkable ability to describe ordinary domestic life in a way that somehow feels both intimate and quietly catastrophic. A simple exchange in a kitchen can carry the emotional weight of an international crisis. The title itself sounds deceptively reassuring. Two Who Love Each Other suggests perhaps a charming romance, maybe a gentle European love story involving bicycles and attractive people gazing thoughtfully through rain-covered windows. Instead, being Tove Ditlevsen, there is every possibility that love will be dissected with the precision of a surgeon examining a complicated wound while society smokes nervously in the corner pretending everything is fine. This 1967 Steen Hasselbalchs Forlag edition positively radiates serious literary credibility. One imagines it living for decades on the shelves of thoughtful Danish apartments containing minimalist furniture, heavy curtains and at least one ashtray permanently full beside a copy of Kafka. It is exactly the sort of book somebody buys while sincerely intending to become a more emotionally sophisticated person. And to be fair, Ditlevsen genuinely earns her reputation. Modern readers discovering her today often react with mild alarm at how contemporary she feels. Her writing about identity, dependency, anxiety and relationships cuts through decades with unnerving precision. She understood long before social media that human beings are exceptionally talented at performing happiness while quietly collapsing internally. Naturally, there is something wonderfully ironic about mid-century Scandinavian literary fiction becoming fashionable again. For years these books sat quietly on secondhand shelves looking intimidating and untranslated while the world chased louder entertainment. Now everybody suddenly wants Nordic melancholy as though emotional devastation were an artisanal lifestyle choice. Tove Ditlevsen would probably have found that both hilarious and deeply depressing. The physical object itself is part of the charm. Older Danish paperbacks have a wonderfully austere confidence about them. No explosions, no dramatic embossed lettering, no promises that this book will “change your mindset in seven easy steps.” Just a calm assumption that readers are intelligent adults prepared to spend several evenings contemplating difficult truths about human existence. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived remarkably well considering its likely history of being carried in satchels, left on bedside tables and emotionally highlighted by generations of readers having complicated relationships of their own. There may even be annotations from somebody in 1973 who briefly believed they understood love completely after two glasses of red wine and chapter four. An excellent acquisition for lovers of European literature, collectors of Scandinavian fiction, or anyone who occasionally feels that modern life could benefit from a little more beautifully written existential discomfort. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6391/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-som-elsker-hinanden-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Steen Hasselbalchs Forlag no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6390 To Minutters Stilhed by HC Branner There is something wonderfully intimidating about obscure Scandinavian paperbacks from the 1960s. Even before you open them, they radiate the quiet certainty that somebody, somewhere, is about to suffer an existential crisis in a sparsely furnished room while snow falls silently outside. To Minutters Stilhed (“Two Minutes of Silence”) by HC Branner delivers exactly the sort of intellectual Nordic atmosphere one hopes for from a book that sounds less like a novel and more like a diplomatic incident. Branner, one of Denmark’s major 20th-century literary figures, specialised in psychological tension, moral uncertainty and the complicated machinery of human relationships. In other words, this is not a book about cheerful picnics or people learning valuable life lessons through light-hearted misunderstandings. Scandinavian literature of this era generally preferred to ask whether civilisation itself was spiritually collapsing beneath a thin veneer of politeness. Much cosier. The title alone is magnificent. Two Minutes of Silence sounds deceptively modest, but one suspects that within those two minutes entire emotional universes are quietly imploding. This is literature for people who enjoy long meaningful pauses, troubled inner lives and conversations where absolutely nobody says what they actually mean. Readers hoping for explosions or car chases may instead encounter devastating eye contact across a dimly lit Copenhagen sitting room. Naturally, because this is a 1969 Gyldendals Tranebøger edition, the physical object itself almost certainly carries immense cultural authority. One imagines it sitting on the shelf of a Danish student flat beside untranslated Kafka, a half-finished packet of cigarettes and a record collection containing at least one aggressively difficult jazz album. Somewhere in its history there is probably a person who bought this specifically to look intelligent in cafés. And yet there is something deeply admirable about books like this surviving into the modern age. In a world now engineered around notifications, algorithms and people filming sandwiches for social media, HC Branner arrives from another century demanding patience, concentration and emotional seriousness. The novel likely contains entire pages where nothing “happens” in the conventional sense except the slow rearrangement of somebody’s soul. The irony is that many of these mid-century European literary paperbacks were once treated as essential reading for cultured adults, whereas today merely pronouncing “Tranebøger” confidently probably qualifies someone as the most intellectual person in a branch of Waterstones. There was a time when ordinary commuters casually carried dense Danish psychological fiction onto trains instead of listening to podcasts about productivity hacks and Viking fitness routines. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived more than half a century remarkably well considering the number of opportunities it has likely had to be abandoned midway through by optimistic literature students realising that Scandinavian introspection requires considerably more stamina than expected. There may even be the occasional thoughtful annotation from a previous owner attempting to decode the emotional devastation hidden within its pages. An ideal acquisition for lovers of European literature, collectors of obscure Penguin-era intellectual energy, or anyone who has ever looked at modern life and thought, “What I really need right now is a psychologically complex Danish novel involving silence.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6390/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-minutrers-stilhed-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gyldendals Traneboger no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6389 Frygt Og Baeven - Indledning og noter ved Niels Thulstrup by Soren Kierkegaard There are ordinary paperback books, and then there are compact Danish philosophical grenades quietly waiting on a shelf to destabilise your entire understanding of faith, morality and human existence. Frygt Og Bæven — better known to English readers as Fear and Trembling — is Søren Kierkegaard at his most gloriously intense: a slim little volume in which one deeply troubled 19th-century Dane spends an alarming amount of time contemplating Abraham preparing to sacrifice Isaac and somehow turns it into one of the foundational texts of existential philosophy. Casual beach read it is not. This 1976 Gyldendals Uglebøger edition comes complete with introduction and notes by Niels Thulstrup, which is reassuring because without notes there is always a danger that halfway through you may begin suspecting that Kierkegaard himself has climbed out of the pages and is personally questioning your commitment to authenticity. The man did not really “do” moderation. Every sentence feels like it was written by candlelight during a thunderstorm while staring directly into the abyss. The title itself — Fear and Trembling — already sounds less like a philosophy text and more like a Scandinavian progressive rock album recorded in a converted church basement sometime around 1972. And in many ways that is exactly the atmosphere here: dread, passion, paradox, impossible choices and an overwhelming sense that modern society may be spiritually sleepwalking through existence whilst pretending everything is absolutely fine. Kierkegaard’s central obsession is faith — not the comfortable church-hall-tea-and-biscuits version, but faith as something terrifying, irrational and isolating. Abraham, in Kierkegaard’s hands, becomes less a Bible character and more a case study in existential panic. The result is strangely gripping. You begin expecting theology and end up with psychological horror for intellectuals. Naturally, this being a 1970s Danish paperback, the whole object radiates severe intellectual credibility. One imagines it being carried around Copenhagen by students in heavy coats discussing alienation, jazz and whether bourgeois society had fundamentally corrupted the individual spirit. It probably spent years beside untranslated Kafka, black coffee stains and records by people who refused to smile in publicity photographs. The irony, of course, is that Kierkegaard has become exactly the sort of canonical philosopher he would probably have distrusted. Entire university departments now calmly explain the ideas of a man whose writing often sounds like someone trying to wrestle God, ethics and his own nervous breakdown simultaneously. Reading him can feel oddly modern too. Beneath the theology lies an anxiety about performance, conformity and meaning that lands rather heavily in an age of curated online identities and algorithm-approved personalities. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Very Good, which for a philosophical paperback approaching fifty years old suggests it has survived remarkably well despite ample opportunities to be abandoned halfway through by optimistic undergraduates having what they later described as “a difficult term.” Perhaps a few previous owners bought it intending to become profound Europeans overnight. Perhaps one actually succeeded. Sold by Crappy Old Books — proudly rescuing obscure existential Danish paperbacks from obscurity and placing them into the trembling hands of the next brave reader. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6389/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frygt-og-baeven-may-2026.jpg 31.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gyldendals Ugleboger 9788701308113 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6388 Purity of Heart by Soren Kierkegaard Few books promise spiritual purification with the same intensity as a Victorian man staring out of a rain-soaked Copenhagen window wondering whether he has offended God by enjoying soup too much. Purity of Heart is Søren Kierkegaard in full glorious existential overdrive: part philosophy, part devotional meditation, part prolonged internal argument with himself conducted at cathedral volume. First published long before self-help gurus discovered the lucrative power of telling exhausted people to “live intentionally,” Kierkegaard was already there in the 1840s demanding that humanity stop dithering about and commit itself to “willing one thing.” Which sounds wonderfully simple until Søren spends the next couple of hundred pages dissecting every possible way the human soul can accidentally sabotage itself through vanity, hesitation, compromise, social climbing, idle chatter, or being vaguely pleased with its own moral seriousness. This 1966 Fontana edition arrives from that golden age when publishers believed ordinary commuters genuinely wanted to spend train journeys wrestling with despair, eternity and ethical absolutism instead of scrolling at strangers eating sandwiches online. The cover almost certainly once sat beside copies of Camus, Sartre and Hermann Hesse on the bookshelves of earnest students wearing polo necks in freezing bedsits while surviving entirely on cigarettes and instant coffee. And yet, beneath all the spiritual thunderclouds, Kierkegaard remains oddly funny. He has the unnerving habit of describing the human condition with such forensic precision that you begin reading ironically and end up personally attacked. Every chapter feels like being gently but firmly accused of spiritual laziness by the world’s most intelligent Lutheran ghost. The real miracle is that Purity of Heart still feels modern. In an age devoted to distractions, personal branding and curated identities, Kierkegaard storms in demanding sincerity, commitment and moral seriousness with the energy of a man trying to extinguish a house fire using only theology and disappointment. He would have hated LinkedIn with an almost supernatural intensity. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, meaning it has survived sixty years of students, philosophers, aspiring intellectuals and people who bought Kierkegaard during an ambitious “new me” phase that lasted roughly three Tuesdays. It may contain the occasional thoughtful annotation from some long-forgotten reader attempting to decode existence in biro. Sold by Crappy Old Books — because sometimes the path to spiritual enlightenment begins with a slightly battered paperback rescued from a shelf in Yorkshire. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6388/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/purity-of-heart-may-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6387 Late Start - Careers for Wives by Penelope Labovitsh and Rosemary Simon Some books age gracefully. Others arrive from another era, sit down uninvited, and begin confidently explaining how your life ought to be arranged. This is very much the latter — and all the more fascinating for it. Late Start – Careers for Wives (1969) by Penelope Labovitsh and Rosemary Simon is a time capsule disguised as a self-help guide, written at a moment when the idea of a “career” for married women was still being introduced with a mixture of encouragement, caution, and the occasional raised eyebrow. It doesn’t so much open doors as gently suggest you might like to peek through one — provided everything else at home is in order, naturally. Inside, the tone is brisk, practical, and faintly reassuring, as though the authors are guiding you through a slightly daring but entirely manageable life upgrade. Options are presented with admirable seriousness: secretarial work, nursing, beauty therapy, social services — all laid out as respectable, achievable avenues for the woman ready to step just a little beyond the expected. There’s even talk of running your own business, though one suspects this comes with an invisible asterisk and a firm reminder not to miss tea. What makes it compelling now isn’t just the advice — it’s the assumptions humming quietly beneath it. The balancing act of “money-earning life” and domestic duty, the careful phrasing around independence, the sense that this is progress, but measured, contained, and preferably well-organised. It’s less a revolution than a polite rearrangement of the furniture. Offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, this copy has clearly lived a life — which feels entirely appropriate for a book about starting another one. The wear adds to its charm: a few marks, a little age, and the lingering sense that it may once have sat beside someone weighing up possibilities with cautious optimism. Buy it for the curiosity, the history, or the quiet irony. After all, it promises to solve the question of what comes next — just as long as you remember what came first. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6387/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/careers-for-wives-may-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cornmarket no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6385 Freud and the Post-Freudians by JAC Brown Some books try to explain the world. This one explains you, which is far more ambitious and only slightly more dangerous. Freud and the Post-Freudians (1976) by J. A. C. Brown is a brisk, quietly authoritative tour through the tangled, occasionally alarming landscape of the human mind — beginning with Sigmund Freud himself, and then marching onward through the disciples, dissenters, and intellectual rebels who decided that Freud was both brilliantly right and catastrophically wrong (often at the same time). Published by Pelican Books in that golden era when serious ideas came in affordable paperbacks, it offers a guided walk through theories that have shaped everything from therapy couches to dinner-party arguments. Freud, of course, gets first billing — dreams, repression, childhood, and the sort of ideas that make you reconsider every casual remark you’ve ever made. But the real intrigue lies in the “Post-Freudians”: thinkers who took Freud’s neat, unsettling framework and proceeded to stretch it, reshape it, or politely dismantle it while still borrowing the furniture. It’s a bit like watching a family argument carried out over decades, except everyone involved is extremely well-read and deeply invested in what your mother said to you in 1932. Brown writes with admirable clarity, which is no small feat given the subject matter. Concepts that might otherwise feel dense or impenetrable are laid out with a calm, almost reassuring tone — as if it’s perfectly normal to spend an afternoon contemplating unconscious drives and symbolic dreams. And perhaps it is. Or perhaps that’s just what the book wants you to think. Offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, this copy arrives with just enough age to feel appropriate — after all, theories about the mind should come with a little history attached. Whether you read it to better understand psychology, to win arguments, or to casually diagnose your friends (not recommended, but tempting), it remains a fascinating glimpse into how seriously we’ve tried to take ourselves. Buy it, and discover not only what Freud thought about you — but what everyone else thought about Freud. Which, in its own way, may be even more revealing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6385/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/freud-and-the-post-freudians-may-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140205220 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6384 What Garden Pest or Disease is That - Every Garden Problem Solved by Judy McMaugh Some books whisper politely from the shelf. This one points accusingly at your garden and says, “It’s not thriving. Let’s discuss why.” What Garden Pest or Disease is That – Every Garden Problem Solved (1985) by Judy McMaugh is the horticultural equivalent of a kindly but unflinching doctor: calm, methodical, and quietly certain that whatever is wrong with your roses has a name, a cause, and probably a Latin label to go with it. Published by Lansdowne Press back when gardening books still believed in facts over vibes, it sets out with admirable confidence to solve every garden problem — a bold claim, and one it pursues with almost suspicious enthusiasm. Inside, you’ll find a parade of culprits: beetles with questionable intentions, fungi with artistic flair, and diseases that sound like minor Victorian ailments but turn out to be botanical assassins. McMaugh doesn’t panic. She simply identifies, explains, and prescribes, turning what looks like leafy tragedy into a manageable diagnosis. It’s reassuring, really — your garden isn’t failing, it’s just being methodically sabotaged by nature, one aphid at a time. There’s a certain nostalgia here too. No apps, no forums, no frantic late-night Googling of “why is my plant dying PLEASE HELP.” Just a solid, practical guide that assumes you’re capable of flipping pages, comparing symptoms, and taking decisive, slightly muddy action. It’s the kind of book that makes you feel briefly competent, even as your tomato plants quietly disagree. Offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, this copy carries the faint dignity of having survived several growing seasons — perhaps even a few losing battles. Which feels appropriate. After all, in gardening as in life, the problems may be endless, but at least now they come neatly categorised. Buy it, and next time your garden looks suspiciously tragic, you’ll have the answer. Whether you can actually fix it is, of course, a separate volume. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6384/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/what-garden-pest-or-disease-is-that-may-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lansdowne Press 9780701819323 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6382 Dancing with Cats by Burton Silver and Heather Busch There are books that promise to change your life, and then there are books that quietly suggest you might begin by persuading a cat to cooperate. Dancing with Cats (1999) by Burton Silver and Heather Busch, published by Tandem Press, falls very much into the latter category: a guide that treats the idea of choreographing your feline companion not as an absurdity, but as a perfectly reasonable extension of everyday life. At its core, the book presents itself as a practical manual, offering step-by-step guidance on how to teach cats a variety of movements—some elegant, some ambitious, and all dependent on the small but significant detail that the cat agrees to participate. The tone is reassuringly confident, as though the only real barrier between you and a gracefully performing cat is a lack of technique, rather than the cat’s own entirely independent view of the situation. What follows is a mixture of instruction, illustration, and quiet persistence. Techniques are explained, positions are demonstrated, and the reader is encouraged to approach the process with patience, consistency, and perhaps a slightly flexible definition of success. Whether the end result resembles an actual dance or simply a cat tolerating a sequence of movements for a short period is, of course, open to interpretation. This 1999 Tandem Press edition is presented in Good condition, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been handled with interest, if not necessarily with complete success. The cover may show some wear, the pages may have softened slightly, and there is the faint possibility that it has been consulted in moments of optimism. It remains entirely readable, and perhaps all the more interesting for the life it has led. It is not a book that demands to be taken entirely seriously, though it never quite admits that outright. Instead, it occupies a careful middle ground, offering genuine instruction while leaving just enough room for the reader to decide how far they wish to pursue the idea. Whether you approach it as a practical guide, a curiosity, or simply a reminder that some concepts are best appreciated rather than fully realised, it provides a reading experience that is both unusual and unexpectedly engaging. A quietly determined attempt to bring structure to one of the least structured creatures available, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits include not only the practical and the literary, but also the faintly improbable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6382/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dancing-with-cats-may-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tandem Press 9781877178429 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6381 Gerard Manley Hopkins - A Selection of his Poems and Prose by WH Gardner There are poets who write as though language were a polite agreement between writer and reader, and then there is Gerard Manley Hopkins, who appears to have regarded language more as something to be wrestled into submission. A Selection of his Poems and Prose (1960), edited by W. H. Gardner and published as part of the Penguin Poets series, offers a carefully assembled introduction to a writer who never quite did things the straightforward way, even when he might have had the opportunity. Hopkins, for those approaching him with a degree of caution, is best known for his distinctive style—dense, musical, and occasionally determined to rearrange English itself in the pursuit of something more precise. Rhythm becomes elastic, words take on unexpected weight, and meaning is often discovered not so much in a single reading as in the gradual process of returning, reconsidering, and occasionally surrendering to the overall effect. It is, in short, poetry that expects something from its reader, and is not especially concerned if that expectation is initially unmet. Gardner’s role as editor is to provide a steadying hand. The selection is thoughtfully curated, balancing the more celebrated poems with prose that helps illuminate Hopkins’s approach, intentions, and, at times, his rather exacting standards. Notes and context are supplied with a quiet confidence, offering assistance without removing the need for engagement, which feels entirely appropriate given the material. Published in 1960, this Penguin Poets edition carries the familiar mid-century aesthetic—functional, understated, and designed to be read rather than displayed. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has seen some use. The cover may show light wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint signs of readers who have approached Hopkins with varying degrees of success and persistence. It is not a book that invites casual browsing, though it may well be attempted. More often, it becomes something to dip into, to puzzle over, and to revisit with the vague sense that it might make more sense next time. Whether you come to it out of curiosity, obligation, or a genuine interest in poetry that refuses to behave itself, it offers a reading experience that is both challenging and, in its own way, quietly rewarding. A compact but substantial introduction to a poet who made a habit of complicating things, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits include works where language is not merely used, but actively negotiated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6381/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gerard-manley-hopkins-may-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Poets no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6380 Chaucer - The Pardoners Tale by Nevill Coghill and Christopher Tolkien There are moral tales that arrive with a clear lesson, and then there are moral tales that circle the lesson, point at it from several angles, and leave you to decide whether you’ve learned anything at all. Chaucer – The Pardoner’s Tale (1960), edited by Nevill Coghill and Christopher Tolkien and published by George G. Harrap, belongs comfortably in the latter category: a compact but rather pointed slice of medieval storytelling, presented with just enough guidance to keep you moving without removing all of the effort. The tale itself, nestled within The Canterbury Tales, concerns greed, fate, and the rather unhelpful consequences of pursuing one’s own interests a little too enthusiastically. Chaucer’s characters, as ever, are drawn with a level of observation that feels both precise and faintly knowing, as though he had met them before, possibly more than once. The narrative unfolds with a steady confidence, building towards a conclusion that is both inevitable and, in its own way, quietly unsettling. Coghill and Tolkien step in to assist, providing the necessary editorial framework to bridge the centuries between Chaucer’s language and the modern reader’s expectations. Glosses and notes appear where required, offering clarification without insisting upon it, and the overall effect is one of guided engagement rather than simplified consumption. It is, in other words, a text that expects you to participate, even if only by keeping up. Published in 1960, this Harrap edition carries the familiar hallmarks of mid-century educational publishing: solid, practical, and entirely unconcerned with whether it might be considered light reading. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been opened, handled, and perhaps read with a degree of determination. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint signs of previous readers who may have paused, reconsidered, and then pressed on regardless. It is not a volume that demands to be read in one uninterrupted sitting, though it can be, given its relatively modest length. More often, it will be approached in stages, revisited, and occasionally set aside when the accumulation of unfamiliar phrasing becomes just a little too noticeable. Whether you come to it as part of a broader engagement with Chaucer or simply out of curiosity about one of his more pointed tales, it offers a reading experience that is both structured and quietly thought-provoking. A carefully presented medieval narrative that manages to be both accessible and faithful to its origins, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where stories carry lessons, language carries history, and the outcome is rarely as straightforward as it first appears. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6380/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pardoners-tal-may-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6379 Chaucer - The Prologue to the Canterbury Tales by RT Davies There are introductions that ease you gently into a work, and then there are introductions that arrive several centuries ahead of the main event and quietly insist that you keep up. Chaucer – The Prologue to the Canterbury Tales (1960), edited by R. T. Davies and published by George G. Harrap, belongs very much to the latter category: a text that manages to be both a starting point and, in its own way, a destination. Has some annotations inside. The General Prologue, for those who have not recently found themselves in medieval England, sets out the cast of characters embarking on a pilgrimage, each described with a level of detail that suggests Chaucer was not only observing society but taking careful notes. What follows is a series of portraits—lively, precise, and occasionally a little too accurate for comfort—that introduce a world in which social roles, personal quirks, and quiet ironies coexist rather neatly. Davies’s role as editor is to guide the reader through this terrain, providing the necessary support to navigate language that feels both familiar and just distant enough to require a second glance. Glosses, explanations, and contextual notes are offered with the calm assumption that understanding Chaucer is a process rather than an immediate achievement, which is perhaps as it should be. Published in 1960, this Harrap edition carries the solid, slightly earnest appearance of mid-century educational publishing. It looks like a book designed to be used—read, consulted, and occasionally puzzled over—rather than simply admired. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has fulfilled that role. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint traces of previous readers who may have approached the text with a mixture of curiosity and determination. It is not a book one necessarily reads straight through on the first attempt, though it can be done with sufficient patience. More often, it will be read in stages, revisited, and occasionally set aside when the accumulation of unfamiliar spellings becomes just a little too much. Whether you come to it as a student, a casual reader, or simply someone who feels that a passing acquaintance with Chaucer is long overdue, it offers exactly that opportunity, without pretending the journey will be entirely effortless. A thoughtful, well-supported introduction to a foundational piece of English literature, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where language has a history, characters have depth, and the starting point is already doing quite a lot of work. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6379/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-prologue-to-the-canterbury-tales-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6378 Chaucer - The Nights Tale by JAW Bennett There are texts that arrive neatly packaged and fully explained, and then there are texts that bring their own centuries of commentary with them, occasionally supplemented by whatever the last reader felt compelled to add. Chaucer – The Knight’s Tale (1958), edited by J. A. W. Bennett and published by George G. Harrap, sits somewhere in between: a carefully presented slice of medieval storytelling, accompanied—quite helpfully—by a few extra notes tucked into the back, suggesting that the process of understanding Chaucer has been ongoing for rather longer than this particular edition might imply. The tale itself, drawn from The Canterbury Tales, offers a story of rivalry, honour, and the occasional intervention of fate, all delivered in a language that feels both familiar and just distant enough to require a moment’s adjustment. Bennett’s role as editor is to guide the reader through this terrain, providing context, explanation, and the occasional reassurance that, yes, this is meant to make sense, even if it takes a little effort to get there. What emerges is a text that balances narrative with interpretation. The story moves along with a steady confidence, while the editorial apparatus quietly supports the reader’s progress, filling in historical detail and clarifying points that might otherwise remain obscure. It is, in effect, a collaboration across time: Chaucer providing the material, Bennett offering the guidance, and the reader doing the necessary work of bringing the two together. This 1958 Harrap edition has the solid, slightly earnest feel of mid-century educational publishing—built to be used, consulted, and, on occasion, annotated. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been part of that process. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint signs of previous engagement. In addition, there are some pieces of paper tucked into the back with notes on the book, offering a small but intriguing glimpse into how a previous reader approached the text. Whether these notes provide clarity, further complication, or simply evidence of good intentions is, of course, left for you to discover. It is not a volume that demands to be read in one uninterrupted stretch. More likely, it will be approached in stages, with pauses for reflection, occasional re-reading, and perhaps the odd consultation of those additional notes. Whether you come to it as a student, a casual reader, or simply someone curious about how medieval literature has been presented to more modern audiences, it offers a reading experience that is both structured and open-ended. A thoughtfully edited classic that bridges centuries with quiet determination, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits include not only the original text, but also the accumulated efforts of those who have tried, with varying degrees of success, to make sense of it along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6378/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-knights-tale-may-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6377 Pygmalion by Bernard Shaw There are plays that transform their characters, and then there are plays that transform their books as well, occasionally requiring a little assistance along the way. Pygmalion (1956) by Bernard Shaw, published by Penguin Books, is very much about change—linguistic, social, and otherwise—and this particular copy has taken that theme to heart, having undergone a modest but entirely practical repair to keep it in circulation. Shaw’s play, for those who have managed to avoid it thus far, revolves around the ambitious idea that speech can be refined, accents adjusted, and identities, at least to some extent, reshaped through careful instruction. What begins as a seemingly straightforward experiment in phonetics gradually becomes something rather more pointed, exploring class, perception, and the curious tendency of people to judge one another based on how words are delivered rather than what is actually being said. It is witty, sharp, and quietly observant, with just enough humour to ensure that the underlying critique does not go entirely unnoticed. The text itself, presented here in a 1956 Penguin edition, has the familiar, unassuming design of the period—practical, portable, and built for use rather than display. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms indicates that it has seen some life and, at one point, required a little attention. The spine has been carefully repaired with a small patch of brown paper and glue, a solution that is both effective and entirely in keeping with the book’s unpretentious character. The cover may show some wear, the pages may have softened, and there is a faint sense that the book has been kept going through a combination of necessity and mild determination. It is not the sort of play that demands to be read in a single sitting, though it can be, given its manageable length. More often, it will be picked up, read through with a degree of enjoyment, and perhaps revisited later, particularly if one finds oneself paying closer attention to accents and speech than previously intended. Whether you approach it as a piece of theatre, a social commentary, or simply a well-regarded text that has managed to endure, it offers a reading experience that is both engaging and quietly thought-provoking. A neatly observed, enduring play that explores transformation in more ways than one, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits include works that have not only stood the test of time, but, when necessary, been gently encouraged to do so. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6377/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pygmalion-may-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6376 A Shortened History of England by GN Trevelyan There are histories that attempt to cover everything, and then there are histories that admit, with a certain quiet practicality, that perhaps everything might be a bit much. A Shortened History of England (1965) by G. M. Trevelyan, published by Pelican Books, falls comfortably into the latter category: a streamlined account of a rather long and complicated past, presented with the reassuring confidence of someone who has decided what you need to know and, just as importantly, what you can safely do without. Trevelyan’s original history was, by all accounts, not especially brief. This shortened version, however, offers a more manageable journey through England’s past, moving from early beginnings through kings, conflicts, reforms, and the occasional moment of national self-reflection. The tone is measured, the narrative steady, and the emphasis placed on continuity rather than chaos, even when the subject matter might suggest otherwise. What distinguishes Trevelyan’s approach is his ability to make large stretches of time feel coherent without appearing to rush. Events are linked, themes recur, and the whole arrangement gives the impression of a story unfolding with purpose, even if that purpose is occasionally clearer in hindsight than it might have been at the time. It is history presented not as a collection of isolated facts, but as a sequence of developments that, taken together, begin to resemble something like a national character. Published as a Pelican paperback in 1965, the book carries the familiar look of mid-century seriousness: practical, readable, and entirely unconcerned with whether it might be considered fashionable. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been opened, handled, and perhaps consulted in moments of curiosity or mild determination. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint traces of previous readers who may have dipped in, perhaps to clarify a point, and then found themselves reading a little further than intended. It is not a history that demands to be read in one continuous stretch, though it can be approached that way by the particularly committed. More often, it will be read in sections, returned to, and occasionally set aside when the accumulation of centuries becomes just a little too much. Whether you come to it as a student, a casual reader, or simply someone who feels that a basic grasp of English history might be useful, it provides exactly that, without insisting on unnecessary complication. A clear, thoughtfully condensed account of a long and varied past, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where history is given enough space to make sense, but not quite enough to become overwhelming. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6376/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-shortened-history-of-england-apr-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6375 Robert Graves - Selected By Himself by Robert Graves No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6375/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/robert-graves-selected-by-himself-may-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6373 Working with Words - Literacy Beyond School by Jane Macw There are books about literacy that assume it begins and ends somewhere between the classroom door and the final exam, and then there are books that quietly point out that people have been getting on with reading and writing perfectly well in all sorts of places without waiting for permission. Working with Words – Literacy Beyond School (1979) by Jane Macw, published by Chameleon Books, belongs very much to the latter category: a thoughtful, slightly subversive look at what happens when language escapes the timetable. At its core, the book suggests that literacy is not a neatly packaged skill to be delivered in lessons and assessed in tidy increments, but something lived, adapted, and occasionally improvised in everyday life. Letters are written, forms are filled, signs are interpreted, conversations shift between spoken and written forms, and all of this takes place quite happily outside the carefully managed environment of formal education. The implication, gently but persistently made, is that people may be more capable than they are often given credit for, even when they are not doing it “properly.” Macw’s approach is observational rather than prescriptive. She looks at how words function in real contexts, how meaning is negotiated, and how individuals engage with language in ways that may not align with official expectations but are nonetheless effective. It is the kind of perspective that does not so much argue as demonstrate, leaving the reader to reconsider where literacy actually resides and who gets to define it. Published in 1979 by Chameleon Books—a name that feels quietly appropriate given the subject—the volume has the practical, slightly earnest appearance of a book intended to be used rather than admired. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been opened, handled, and perhaps consulted by someone with an interest in how people actually use language, rather than how they are told they should. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint traces of previous engagement—nothing dramatic, just the reassuring signs of a book that has existed in the real world. It is not a book that demands to be read in one go. More likely, it will be dipped into, set aside, and returned to when a particular idea or example comes to mind. Whether you approach it from an educational perspective, a sociological curiosity, or simply the sense that literacy might be a broader concept than it is sometimes allowed to be, it offers a quietly persuasive alternative view. A measured, thoughtful exploration of language in everyday life, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where words are not just learned, but lived—often in ways that do not require a classroom to make them meaningful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6373/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/working-with-words-may-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chameleon Books 9780906495018 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6372 Tinker Tailor - The Myth of Cultural Deprivation by Nell Keddie There are books that diagnose problems, and then there are books that quietly suggest the problem may not be where everyone has been confidently pointing. Tinker Tailor – The Myth of Cultural Deprivation (1973) by Nell Keddie, published by Penguin Education, belongs very much to the latter category: a slim but pointed intervention that takes a widely accepted idea, turns it over, and asks whether it was ever particularly convincing to begin with. At the heart of the book is the notion of “cultural deprivation,” a term that once circulated with an air of authority, implying that certain groups simply lacked the cultural tools required for success. Keddie approaches this with a level of calm scepticism that proves rather effective. Instead of accepting the premise, she examines the assumptions behind it, gently dismantling the idea that the issue lies with the people being described rather than the systems doing the describing. What follows is a series of arguments that are both clear and quietly subversive. Education, language, and social class are all brought into focus, not as isolated topics but as interconnected parts of a larger structure that tends to favour some while misunderstanding others. Keddie’s writing is direct without being aggressive, analytical without becoming impenetrable, and throughout there is the distinct impression that she is less interested in winning an argument than in reframing it entirely. Published in 1973, this Penguin Education edition has the familiar, practical look of the era—functional, readable, and entirely unconcerned with whether it might be considered light reading. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been opened, handled, and perhaps read with a mixture of curiosity and mild reconsideration. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint signs of previous readers who may have paused, perhaps unexpectedly, to question something they had previously taken for granted. It is not a long book, but it is not one that disappears quickly either. More likely, it will be read, set aside, and then returned to, its arguments lingering just enough to prompt a second look at familiar ideas. Whether you come to it out of academic interest, professional curiosity, or simply the sense that it is one of those titles that has been quietly influential in ways not always immediately visible, it offers an experience that is less about absorbing information and more about adjusting perspective. A concise, thoughtful critique that manages to be both accessible and quietly challenging, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where accepted explanations are examined, reconsidered, and, when necessary, gently set aside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6372/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tinker-tailor-the-myth-of-cultural-deprivation-may-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Education 9780140803815 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6371 America by Franz Kafka There are novels about opportunity, and then there are novels that take the idea of opportunity, examine it from a distance, and quietly wonder what happens when it refuses to behave as advertised. America (1967) by Franz Kafka, published by Penguin Books, occupies that slightly awkward space: a book that begins with promise and proceeds, with admirable consistency, to complicate it. Kafka’s America is not quite the America one might expect. It is a place of vastness, possibility, and systems that seem to operate with their own internal logic, occasionally acknowledging the presence of the people moving through them. The story follows a young man who arrives in this new world and attempts, with varying degrees of success, to find his place within it. From there, the narrative unfolds in a series of episodes that feel at once grounded and faintly unreal, as though reality has been adjusted just enough to keep everything slightly off balance. The tone is characteristically Kafkaesque—calm, precise, and just a little disconcerting. Situations arise that appear straightforward, only to become increasingly complex, while authority figures and institutions present themselves with confidence, though not always with clarity. The result is a novel that feels less like a journey towards a destination and more like a sequence of encounters, each one offering the possibility of resolution without ever quite delivering it. Published in 1967, this Penguin edition has the familiar, understated design of the period: practical, readable, and entirely unconcerned with drawing attention to itself. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been opened, handled, and perhaps read with a mixture of curiosity and quiet persistence. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint traces of previous readers who may have followed the narrative with interest, even if they were not entirely certain where it was leading. It is not a novel that demands to be read in a single sitting, nor one that necessarily rewards such an approach. More likely, it will be read in stages, paused over, and occasionally revisited, as though one might, on a second or third pass, discover what exactly was happening the first time. Whether you approach it as an early work of a major writer, a reflection on displacement, or simply a book you feel one ought to have attempted, it offers an experience that is less about certainty and more about the process of navigating uncertainty. A quietly intriguing, gently disorienting novel that treats the idea of a new beginning with a certain measured scepticism, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where expectations are examined, adjusted, and occasionally left unresolved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6371/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/america-may-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6370 Malte Laurids Brigge by Rainer Maria Rilke There are novels that tell a story, and then there are novels that appear to be thinking out loud, occasionally remembering to include the reader. Malte Laurids Brigge (1963) by Rainer Maria Rilke, published by Insel Verlag, belongs firmly to the latter category: a book that presents itself less as a narrative and more as a series of impressions, reflections, and carefully arranged moments of unease. The premise, such as it is, follows a young man in Paris, observing the world around him with a level of attention that suggests he may be noticing rather more than is strictly comfortable. From this starting point, the text unfolds in fragments—memories, encounters, thoughts—each one contributing to a portrait that is never quite complete, though always compelling. It is less about what happens than about how it feels to be present while it does. Rilke’s writing carries the same elusive quality found in his poetry, moving between clarity and ambiguity with remarkable ease. Ordinary scenes take on a heightened significance, while moments of introspection drift into something approaching revelation, or perhaps just a deeper uncertainty. It is not always clear where observation ends and imagination begins, but the distinction seems, at times, beside the point. This 1963 Insel Verlag edition has a certain understated elegance, presenting the text without unnecessary distraction. It looks like a book that expects to be taken seriously, though it makes no effort to make that seriousness immediately accessible. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been handled, read, and perhaps revisited in moments of quiet determination. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint traces of previous readers who may have paused, reconsidered, and then continued, if only to see where it might lead. It is not a novel that invites hurried reading. More likely, it will be approached in stages, set aside, and returned to, offering different impressions depending on the reader’s mood and patience. Whether you come to it with a background in literature or simply the sense that Rilke is someone worth encountering in more than one form, it provides an experience that is less about resolution and more about immersion. A quiet, introspective work that resists easy classification, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where narrative gives way to reflection, and where understanding may be something that emerges slowly, if at all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6370/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/malte-laurids-brigge-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Insel Verlag no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6369 Marat by Peter Weiss There are plays that present a story, and then there are plays that stage an argument, invite you to watch it, and quietly imply that you might be part of it whether you like it or not. Marat (1969) by Peter Weiss, published by John Calder, belongs firmly in the latter category: a work that takes the French Revolution, places it inside an asylum, and proceeds to blur the line between performance, politics, and something that feels suspiciously like commentary. The premise, for those who like to know where they stand, involves a group of asylum inmates performing a play about the assassination of Jean-Paul Marat under the direction of the Marquis de Sade. From there, things unfold with a deliberate complexity that resists straightforward interpretation. The historical event becomes a framework for exploring ideas about revolution, authority, suffering, and the curious ways in which ideals behave when confronted with reality. It is, in short, not simply a play about what happened, but a play about what it might mean. Weiss’s writing moves between sharp exchanges, moments of theatrical spectacle, and passages that feel almost unsettlingly direct. Characters speak, argue, and occasionally collide, while the structure itself seems to question the stability of what is being presented. The result is a work that feels both controlled and unpredictable, as though it is aware of its own construction and is not entirely convinced it should be trusted. Published in 1969, this John Calder edition carries the slightly austere, practical design typical of serious theatre publications of the period. It looks like a book that expects to be read with attention, though it does not insist on making the process easy. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been handled, read, and perhaps considered with a degree of concentration. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may bear the faint traces of previous readers who may have paused at certain lines, wondering exactly how they were meant to be delivered. It is not a play that sits quietly in the background. More likely, it will provoke, puzzle, and occasionally unsettle, offering moments that feel as relevant now as they might have been when it was first performed. Whether you approach it as a piece of theatre, a reflection on history, or simply a book you feel you ought to have encountered at some point, it provides an experience that is less about resolution and more about engagement. A challenging, deliberately layered work that refuses to simplify its concerns, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where drama is not merely entertainment, but a means of asking questions that do not always have comfortable answers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6369/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marat-may-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Calder no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6367 The Diaries of Franz Kafka - 1910-23 by Max Brod There are diaries kept for posterity, and then there are diaries kept for entirely private reasons which, through a series of literary accidents, end up becoming posterity anyway. The Diaries of Franz Kafka – 1910–23 (1964), edited by Max Brod and published by Peregrine Books, belong very much to the latter category: a record of thoughts, fragments, observations, and occasional anxieties that were never quite intended to be read in this way, and yet now sit patiently between two covers, awaiting inspection. Kafka’s diaries do not behave like a conventional narrative. There is no tidy arc, no reassuring progression, and certainly no obligation to explain themselves. Instead, they offer glimpses—sometimes sharp, sometimes elusive—into the working mind of a writer who appears to have been perpetually engaged in the act of thinking, questioning, and occasionally doubting the entire enterprise. Notes on writing sit alongside reflections on daily life, fleeting ideas share space with more sustained passages, and the whole arrangement carries the distinct impression of something unfolding in real time rather than being carefully arranged for effect. What makes the diaries particularly compelling is not that they reveal some hidden, definitive version of Kafka, but that they refuse to do so. The entries shift in tone and focus, moving between clarity and uncertainty with an ease that suggests this is simply how the mind operates when left to its own devices. There are moments of insight, moments of hesitation, and more than a few instances where the reader is left to make sense of something that may never have been fully resolved in the first place. Max Brod’s role as editor—indeed, as the reason these diaries exist in published form at all—adds a further layer of quiet irony. Without him, much of Kafka’s work might have remained unseen; with him, it is presented in a way that allows readers to engage with the material while still being aware that what they are encountering is, in some sense, unfinished. It is a delicate balance, and one that gives the book its particular character. This Peregrine Books edition from 1964 carries the understated, slightly earnest design typical of mid-century paperbacks: practical, readable, and entirely unconcerned with modern notions of presentation. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been opened, handled, and perhaps consulted with a mixture of curiosity and quiet persistence. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may bear the faint signs of previous readers who may have dipped in, paused, and returned later, as one does with diaries not one’s own. It is not a book to be read straight through, though it can be approached that way by the particularly determined. More often, it invites a slower, more intermittent engagement—picked up, set aside, and revisited when the inclination arises. Whether you come to it in search of literary insight, personal curiosity, or simply the sense that one ought to have some acquaintance with Kafka beyond the novels, it offers an experience that is less about answers and more about the process of thinking itself. A quietly absorbing collection that reveals just enough to intrigue without ever quite settling the matter, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where even the most private of writings can acquire a public life of their own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6367/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-diaries-of-franz-kafka-may-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peregrine Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6365 The Trial by Franz Kafka There are novels that tell you what is happening, and then there are novels that begin with something happening and spend the rest of the time refusing to explain it. The Trial (1966), by Franz Kafka and presented here in a Penguin Modern Classics edition, belongs very firmly in the second category: a book that opens with an arrest and proceeds to demonstrate that an arrest is only the beginning of the confusion. The premise is disarmingly simple. A man wakes up to find himself under arrest. No one will tell him why. From that point on, the narrative unfolds with a kind of steady, dreamlike logic in which procedures exist, rules are implied, and authority is everywhere, but clarity remains just out of reach. It is less a story about crime and punishment than about the unsettling realisation that systems may function perfectly well without ever needing to justify themselves to the people caught inside them. Kafka’s style is precise, almost calm, which makes the situation all the more disconcerting. Offices appear where they should not, conversations drift into ambiguity, and the protagonist continues, with admirable persistence, to seek an explanation that never quite arrives. It is not dramatic in the conventional sense. There are no sudden revelations, no neat resolutions, and very little in the way of reassurance. Instead, there is a gradual accumulation of unease, delivered with the quiet confidence of a writer who seems entirely aware of what he is doing, even if the reader is not. This Penguin Modern Classics edition from 1966 carries the familiar understated design of the series: practical, slightly austere, and entirely unconcerned with drawing attention to itself. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been opened, handled, and perhaps read with a mixture of curiosity and mild apprehension. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may bear the faint traces of previous readers who may or may not have felt entirely comfortable with what they found. It is not a novel one rushes through, though it is often shorter than it feels. More likely, it will be read in stages, paused over, and occasionally revisited, as though one might discover, on a second attempt, what exactly was going on the first time. Whether you approach it as a classic of modern literature, an exploration of bureaucracy, or simply a book you feel you ought to have encountered by now, it delivers an experience that is difficult to summarise and rather easier to remember. A quietly unsettling work that manages to be both controlled and disorienting, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where explanations are not always provided, and where the absence of them may, in fact, be the point. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6365/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-trial-may-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6364 Sonnets to Orpheus by Rainer Maria Rilke There are poetry collections that invite you in, and then there are poetry collections that appear to have been written somewhere slightly beyond ordinary reach, leaving you to decide how far you’re willing to follow. Sonnets to Orpheus (1967), by Rainer Maria Rilke and published by The Hogarth Press, belongs comfortably in the latter category: a slim but quietly formidable volume that carries the suggestion that poetry might be doing something rather more ambitious than simply arranging words attractively on a page. Rilke’s sonnets, originally composed in a remarkable burst of creative intensity, are addressed—loosely, evocatively—to Orpheus, the mythic figure associated with music, transformation, and the occasional descent into the underworld. From this starting point, the poems move with a kind of fluid confidence, touching on themes of life, death, art, and the curious space in which all three seem to overlap. It is not always clear where one idea ends and another begins, but that appears to be part of the design. What distinguishes these poems is less their subject matter than their atmosphere. They do not so much present arguments as create conditions—moments in which something might be understood, if only briefly, before slipping away again. Lines can feel both precise and elusive, as though meaning is being offered and withdrawn in equal measure. It’s the sort of reading experience that encourages pauses, re-readings, and the occasional quiet suspicion that the poem may know more than it is prepared to explain. This 1967 Hogarth Press edition carries with it a certain understated elegance, presenting the text without unnecessary distraction. It looks like a book that expects to be taken seriously, though it makes no particular effort to insist upon it. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been opened, handled, and perhaps approached with a mixture of curiosity and determination. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may bear the faint signs of previous readers who paused, reconsidered, and perhaps returned at a later date with renewed resolve. It is not a collection to be rushed, nor one that yields its contents on demand. More likely, it will sit within reach, occasionally consulted, occasionally set aside, offering moments of clarity that arrive without warning and depart just as quietly. Whether you come to it with a background in poetry or simply a sense that Rilke is someone you ought to have encountered by now, it provides exactly the sort of experience that justifies that expectation. A thoughtful, elusive collection that treats poetry as something closer to an art of transformation than a form of explanation, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where meaning is not always obliged to make itself immediately available. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6364/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sonnets-to-orpheus-may-2026.jpg 26.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Hogarth Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6363 The Poems and Plays of Tennyson by Alfred Tennyson There are authors who produce a few memorable works, and then there is Alfred Tennyson, who appears to have approached poetry with the quiet intention of covering rather a lot of ground. The Poems and Plays of Tennyson (1959), published by Oxford University Press, gathers together a substantial portion of that output in a single, reassuringly serious volume—one that suggests, without saying so directly, that this is material worth spending some time with. Tennyson, once Poet Laureate and very much a figure of his age, writes with a clarity and musicality that have managed to persist long after the particular concerns of the Victorian period have receded. The poems here range from the reflective to the dramatic, from the quietly lyrical to the more expansive and ambitious, often carrying with them a sense that language is being used not just to describe the world, but to shape how it might be understood. The plays, meanwhile, offer a glimpse of Tennyson stretching into another form, with varying degrees of success and a certain earnest determination. What becomes apparent, as one moves through the collection, is that Tennyson is not in a hurry. Lines are carefully constructed, rhythms are considered, and themes—time, loss, nature, and the occasional larger question—are allowed to unfold at their own pace. It is writing that expects attention, though not necessarily admiration at every turn, and it rewards a reader willing to meet it halfway. Published in 1959, this Oxford University Press edition carries the unmistakable air of mid-century academic respectability. It is solid, dependable, and entirely unconcerned with fleeting trends, presenting its contents with the quiet confidence of a book that assumes its place on the shelf is already justified. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been handled, read, and perhaps consulted more than once. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have relaxed slightly, and the pages may carry the faint traces of previous engagement—nothing dramatic, just the evidence of a book that has done what it was intended to do. It is not the sort of volume one approaches lightly, nor is it likely to be consumed in a single sitting unless one is particularly determined. More often, it will be dipped into, returned to, and occasionally rediscovered, offering passages that resonate differently depending on when and why they are encountered. Whether you come to it out of literary interest, historical curiosity, or the sense that one ought to have at least some Tennyson within reach, it provides exactly that opportunity. A substantial, thoughtful collection that reflects a poet working at considerable length, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where language is given both time and space to do what it does best. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6363/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-poems-and-plays-of-tennyson-may-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6357 City of Gold - Biography of Bombay by Gillian Tindall Some cities acquire nicknames; others acquire biographies. City of Gold – Biography of Bombay (1992) by Gillian Tindall belongs to the latter, more ambitious category: an attempt not merely to describe a place, but to follow its life story as though it were a character with habits, contradictions, and a tendency to refuse neat conclusions. Bombay—now Mumbai, though the book politely retains its earlier name—has rarely suffered from a shortage of attention, but Tindall approaches it with a measured curiosity that feels less like sightseeing and more like investigation. This is not a glossy celebration of skyline and spectacle. Instead, it’s a layered, attentive account of how a cluster of islands became a city of improbable scale, stitched together by trade, migration, colonial ambition, and the occasional bout of organised chaos. If you were hoping for a simple narrative, you may find yourself gently redirected. What emerges is a portrait of a city that seems to operate on several timelines at once. Streets hold echoes of earlier worlds; buildings carry the weight of decisions made long ago; and daily life proceeds with a kind of determined improvisation that resists tidy explanation. Tindall doesn’t rush to impose order on this complexity. She observes, connects, and occasionally steps back, allowing Bombay to remain gloriously, stubbornly itself. Published by Penguin in 1992, the book has the reassuringly practical feel of a volume designed to be read rather than admired from a distance. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has been handled, perhaps travelled with, and very likely opened at moments when the reader wanted to understand just a little more about how cities come to be what they are. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint signs of previous engagement—nothing dramatic, just the quiet evidence of a book that has been part of someone’s thinking. It’s not a guidebook, and it’s not quite a conventional history. It sits somewhere in between, offering context without insisting on conclusions, detail without overwhelming, and a sense that the story of Bombay is less something to be finished than something to be followed for a while. You can read it straight through, or dip in as curiosity dictates; either way, it has a habit of making the familiar seem more complicated, and the distant a little more immediate. A thoughtful, quietly absorbing account of a city that refuses to stand still, and a very respectable way to suggest that your interest in places extends beyond maps and into the far more interesting question of how they came to exist in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6357/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/city-of-gold-may-2026.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140095005 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6356 Pure Running - A Life Story by Louise Shore There are memoirs that chart a life in grand, sweeping arcs, and then there are memoirs that lace up their shoes, step outside, and get on with it. Pure Running – A Life Story (1982) by Louise Shore falls firmly into the latter category: a quietly determined account that suggests life is best understood not through dramatic declarations, but through the steady rhythm of putting one foot in front of the other and seeing where it leads. Published by the Hackney Reading Centre—an imprint that carries with it a certain grounded, community-minded charm—this is not a glossy sports autobiography filled with sponsorship deals and triumphant podium finishes. Instead, it offers something rather more interesting: a personal narrative in which running is less a competitive pursuit and more a way of navigating the world. Shore’s story moves through places, moments, and reflections with the same persistence as a long-distance run, occasionally pausing, occasionally accelerating, but always maintaining a sense of purpose that feels entirely her own. What you’ll find here is not just mileage, but meaning. Running becomes a framework for thinking about endurance, independence, and the peculiar satisfaction of continuing when it would be perfectly reasonable to stop. There are observations that feel quietly insightful, passages that drift into introspection, and the occasional sense that the author has discovered something important somewhere between one step and the next, even if she doesn’t insist on spelling it out. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it has seen a fair amount of life—perhaps carried in a bag, perhaps read in moments of motivation, perhaps left open at a page that once felt particularly relevant. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint suggestion that someone, at some point, considered taking up running themselves as a result. Whether they did is, of course, another matter entirely. It’s not the sort of book that demands to be read in one go. More likely, it will sit nearby, picked up from time to time, offering a few pages of perspective before being set aside again—rather like a run that starts with intention, meanders slightly, and ends with the quiet satisfaction of having gone somewhere, even if the destination was never the point. A modest, thoughtful memoir that finds its strength in persistence rather than spectacle, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that you appreciate the idea of running as a philosophy—even if your own trainers remain, for the most part, reassuringly unused. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6356/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pure-running-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hackney Reading Centre 9780903738521 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6355 Modern German Poetry 1910-1960 by Michael Hamburger and Christopher Middleton There are anthologies that politely introduce a subject, and then there are anthologies that arrive with the quiet implication that the subject in question has already been through quite enough, thank you very much. Modern German Poetry 1910–1960 (1963), edited by Michael Hamburger and Christopher Middleton, belongs firmly in the latter category: a compact, serious-minded volume that gathers fifty years of poetry from a period that, as it happens, did not exactly lack for historical context. Spanning two world wars, shifting borders, intellectual upheaval, and the occasional collapse of civilisation, this collection does what any good anthology of modern German poetry must do: it presents work that is thoughtful, sometimes difficult, often precise, and occasionally inclined to stare directly at the reader with the unsettling confidence of someone who has seen rather more than they would care to explain. The poems here are not interested in being decorative. They are interested in being necessary, which is a slightly different proposition altogether. Hamburger and Middleton, both translators of considerable skill and restraint, have assembled a selection that aims to carry not just meaning but tone, rhythm, and the faintly elusive quality of voice across languages. The result is a book that reads as both a literary collection and a subtle act of mediation—an attempt to bring these poems into English without smoothing away the edges that make them what they are. It’s not always easy reading, but then again, neither was the period it represents. Published by MacGibbon and Kee in 1963, the volume has the reassuringly sober appearance of mid-century seriousness: no unnecessary flourishes, no attempt to seduce, just a straightforward presentation of content that assumes you are here for a reason. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests a respectable amount of prior engagement. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have relaxed slightly, and the pages may carry the faint signs of readers who approached the text with a mixture of curiosity and determination. Nothing dramatic—just the quiet evidence of a book that has been read, or at least attempted. This is not a collection you skim lightly while waiting for a train, unless you are particularly committed to the idea. It is, however, the sort of book that rewards attention in its own time, offering moments of clarity, reflection, and the occasional line that lingers long after you’ve put it down. Whether you’re drawn to it out of academic interest, linguistic curiosity, or a sense that you ought to understand something of the poetry produced in such a consequential half-century, it does exactly what it sets out to do. A measured, thoughtful anthology that neither simplifies nor apologises, and a quietly effective way to suggest that your reading habits extend into territory where history and poetry have a habit of meeting, whether one is entirely ready for them or not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6355/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modern-german-poetry-1910-1960-may-2026.jpg 13.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacGibbon and Kee no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6354 Counting for Nothing - What Men Value and What Women Are Worth by Marilyn Waring There are books that set out to explain the world, and then there are books that quietly point out that the world, as currently explained, might be missing rather a lot. Counting for Nothing – What Men Value and What Women Are Worth (1988) by Marilyn Waring belongs firmly in the latter camp: a deceptively approachable work that takes the tidy columns of economic thought and asks, with admirable persistence, why so much of human life has been left out of the calculation. Waring, an economist with the unsettling habit of asking obvious questions, turns her attention to the ways in which national accounting systems measure value—only to discover that vast swathes of activity, particularly those traditionally carried out by women, have been politely ignored. Childcare, domestic labour, community work: all essential, all time-consuming, and all, apparently, worth precisely nothing when it comes to official figures. It’s the sort of revelation that is either deeply illuminating or mildly inconvenient, depending on how attached one is to the existing system. What follows is a clear, thoughtful, and occasionally wry exploration of how economies decide what counts, and what doesn’t. Waring doesn’t so much shout as persist, building a case that feels less like an argument and more like a gradual realisation. By the time you’ve finished, you may find yourself looking at everyday activities—cooking dinner, raising children, keeping things running—and wondering how they ever slipped beneath the radar of value in the first place. Published by Allen & Unwin in 1988, this is very much a book of its time, and also rather inconveniently of ours. The ideas have aged with a kind of quiet confidence, continuing to hover just to one side of mainstream thinking, waiting patiently for someone to take them seriously again. It is, in short, the sort of book that doesn’t date so much as linger. This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests a life that has included being opened, considered, and possibly used to win an argument or two. The cover may show some wear, the spine may have softened, and the pages may carry the faint signs of previous readers who paused, perhaps, at moments of recognition. Nothing dramatic—just the reassuring evidence that the book has been doing its job. Not quite a polemic, not quite a textbook, and certainly not content to sit quietly in the background, Counting for Nothing is the kind of book that subtly rearranges your assumptions while appearing to do nothing more than explain a few accounting principles. A thoughtful, quietly subversive addition to any shelf, and an excellent way to demonstrate that you are, at the very least, willing to question how value is measured—even if you still occasionally forget to do the washing up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6354/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/counting-for-nothing-may-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allen and Unwin 9780868615714 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6353 Selected Poems by Allen Curnow There are “selected poems,” and then there are Selected Poems—the kind that arrive with quiet authority, as if to say: this is what remains after the dust has settled, the drafts have been forgotten, and the poet has had a long, hard think about what was worth keeping. Allen Curnow’s 1982 Penguin volume falls very much into that latter category, bringing together work that has already stood the test of time and now sits, slightly austere and entirely self-assured, in a modest paperback format. Curnow, often described (with varying degrees of reverence) as one of New Zealand’s defining poetic voices, writes with a clarity that can feel deceptively simple—until you realise that what looked like a straightforward line has quietly opened up into something much larger. These are poems that tend to linger, not because they insist on being noticed, but because they have a habit of circling back later, usually when you’re not expecting it. This selection spans a body of work shaped by place, history, and the occasional existential shrug. Landscapes appear, time shifts, perspectives tilt slightly, and throughout it all there’s a sense that the poet is both part of the world he’s describing and gently questioning it at the same time. It’s not showy, it’s not overly eager to impress, and it certainly isn’t going to explain itself—but that’s rather the point. Published by Penguin in 1982, the book has the reassuringly practical design of the era: portable, readable, and entirely unconcerned with whether it looks good on social media (a freedom modern books can only dream of). This particular copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests a respectable amount of prior engagement. The spine may have relaxed a little, the cover may show signs of having travelled, and the pages may carry the faint suggestion that someone before you paused over certain passages with interest, confusion, or possibly both. It’s not the sort of book you read in a single sitting, unless you’re feeling unusually determined. More likely, it will sit nearby, occasionally opened, occasionally pondered, quietly doing its work over time. Whether you’re revisiting Curnow, discovering him for the first time, or simply adding another Penguin spine to your collection, it offers exactly what it promises—selected poems, thoughtfully chosen, patiently presented, and entirely unconcerned with rushing the experience. A measured, reflective volume that rewards attention without demanding it, and a perfectly respectable way to suggest that your reading habits extend beyond the immediate and into the quietly enduring. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6353/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-poems-ma2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140422993 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6352 New Women Poets by Carol Rumens There are anthologies that gather poems, and then there are anthologies that quietly announce a shift in the landscape while pretending to be just another collection. New Women Poets (1993), edited by Carol Rumens and published by Bloodaxe, belongs firmly in the latter category: a book that arrives without fuss and then proceeds to rearrange your expectations about who gets to speak, and how. This is not a polite sampler. It is, instead, a confident assembly of voices that refuse to be tidied into a single tone or theme. The poets here are varied, sharp, reflective, occasionally unsettling, and often very aware that poetry has long had a habit of speaking about women rather than from them. Rumens’ selection doesn’t shout about this—it simply gets on with the business of presenting work that makes the point far more effectively than any introduction could. What you’ll find inside is a range of styles and subjects that move from the intimate to the expansive, from the quietly observant to the unapologetically direct. Some poems feel like conversations overheard; others feel like statements you’re not entirely sure you were meant to hear. Together, they form less of a manifesto and more of a living, breathing snapshot of poetry in motion—one that resists easy categorisation while still being unmistakably purposeful. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, which in the proud tradition of Crappy Old Books suggests it has done exactly what a poetry anthology should do: been read, handled, perhaps returned to at odd moments. The cover may show a little wear, the pages may have softened, and there may be the faint sense that someone before you paused over certain lines longer than others. Nothing alarming—just the reassuring signs of a book that has existed in the real world rather than on a pristine shelf. It’s the kind of volume you can dip into at random, discover a line that stays with you, and then spend the rest of the day wondering why. Whether you’re approaching it with academic intent, casual curiosity, or simply a desire to own something that suggests you have a thoughtful side, it does the job admirably. A quietly assertive collection that proves poetry doesn’t need to raise its voice to be heard—and a very good way to signal that your bookshelf is paying attention, even if you occasionally aren’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6352/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-women-poets-may-2026.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloodaxe 9781852241452 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6351 Pengiun Modern Poets 6 by Jack Clemo - Edward Lucie-Smith - George MacBeth There is something wonderfully specific about Penguin Modern Poets 6 (1967)—a slim, unassuming paperback that looks like it might contain a few poems to pass the time, but in fact carries the quiet ambition of redefining how poetry should sound, feel, and occasionally unsettle you. Featuring Jack Clemo, Edward Lucie-Smith, and George MacBeth, this is one of those curated Penguin volumes that manages to be both very of its time and oddly resistant to it. Published in 1967, when poetry was still expected to do something meaningful (or at least look like it was trying), this collection gathers three distinct voices and places them side by side, like guests at a dinner party who may or may not get along. Clemo brings a stark, elemental intensity shaped by isolation and landscape; Lucie-Smith offers a more urbane, polished perspective, the kind that suggests he knows exactly what he’s doing (and might be quietly judging you for not quite keeping up); and MacBeth moves between the two with a tone that feels both contemporary and faintly restless, as though aware that poetry itself might be under scrutiny. The result is not so much a unified collection as a literary conversation—sometimes harmonious, sometimes slightly awkward, but always interesting. You can dip in and out, compare styles, pick favourites, or simply enjoy the fact that Penguin once thought it perfectly reasonable to package three poets together and trust the reader to sort it out. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books language suggests a life well-lived rather than one carefully preserved. Expect some wear to the cover, a spine that has softened with time, and pages that may carry the faint echoes of previous readers—perhaps a student, perhaps a poet in waiting, perhaps someone who bought it in 1972 with every intention of becoming more cultured. It has, in short, the right kind of history for a book that has spent decades quietly insisting on its relevance. It’s not flashy. It won’t demand your attention. But it will sit there, modestly, ready to remind you that poetry doesn’t always arrive with fanfare—sometimes it comes in a small Penguin paperback, slightly worn, slightly enigmatic, and entirely confident that you’ll come back to it when you’re ready. A quietly thoughtful addition to any shelf, and a fine way to say: yes, I do occasionally read poetry… or at least I keep it within reach. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6351/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pengiun-modern-poets-6-may-2026.jpg 0.74 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6350 Foucaults Discipline - The Politics of Subjectivity by John S Ransom Inside, you’ll find discussions of subjectivity, governance, and the subtle machinery of control that operates not just in prisons or institutions, but in everyday life—yes, even in the act of deciding whether to buy this very book. It’s the sort of reading that makes you pause mid-sentence, look up, and wonder whether you’ve just been socially constructed into agreeing with something. Condition-wise, this copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it has lived a life. It may have been read by someone earnest, possibly slightly sleep-deprived, perhaps underlining passages with the intensity of a late-night revelation. Expect light wear, maybe a softened spine, the faint suggestion that ideas have passed through these pages before you. In other words, entirely appropriate for a book about discipline and the shaping of selves. This is not a beach read. It is, however, the sort of book you can carry onto a train and immediately upgrade your intellectual aura by at least 40%. Whether you intend to read it cover to cover, dip in strategically, or simply let it exist nearby as a statement of intent is entirely up to you—and, as Foucault might suggest, perhaps not entirely your own decision anyway. A quietly subversive addition to any shelf, and a very respectable way to say: yes, I’ve considered the politics of subjectivity… or at least I own the book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6350/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/foucaults-discipline-may-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Duke University Press 9780822318699 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6349 An Inland Voyage by Robert Louis Stevenson An Inland Voyage is Robert Louis Stevenson doing what literary men of the nineteenth century did best: setting off in a canoe, having opinions about everything, and turning mild inconvenience into elegant prose. This early travel book follows Stevenson and his companion as they paddle through rivers and canals in Belgium and France, encountering inns, villagers, weather, discomfort, charm, and the quiet revelation that travel is often just being slightly wet in interesting places. It is not adventure on the grand imperial scale. No one conquers a continent. Instead, Stevenson notices, reflects, grumbles, enjoys himself, and somehow makes a small journey feel like a civilised rebellion against staying put. There is a lovely irony in the whole thing: two young men seeking freedom, only to discover that freedom involves luggage, awkward boats, uncertain lodging, and the persistent problem of other people. Stevenson, naturally, makes it all readable. His eye for character, landscape, and absurdity is already fully alive here, giving the book that easy charm which makes even discomfort seem well phrased. This 1919 Chatto & Windus edition is in Good condition. It has a scratched-out library stamp inside and one page with a slight tear, but is otherwise a sound and pleasing volume. In other words, it has travelled a little itself, which feels entirely appropriate. A fine choice for lovers of Stevenson, classic travel writing, riverside wandering, and books that prove one need not go very far to have an adventure, provided one is prepared to write about it beautifully. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6349/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-inland-voyage-apr-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6348 Underwoods by Robert Louis Stevenson Underwoods is Robert Louis Stevenson in poetic mode, proving that the man who gave us pirates, doubles, adventures, and moral unease could also turn his hand to verse with considerable elegance and only a modest amount of Victorian melancholy. First published in the 1880s and presented here in a 1903 Chatto & Windus edition, this collection gathers poems in both English and Scots, ranging from reflective pieces to lighter lyrics, with Stevenson’s usual mixture of charm, restlessness, and sharp observation. It is not the Stevenson of treasure maps and peg-legged menace, but the quieter Stevenson: thoughtful, musical, and occasionally staring at mortality from a tastefully literary angle. There is something pleasingly ironic about Underwoods as a title. It sounds like one might stumble upon it in a damp clearing, yet inside is the carefully shaped work of a writer who knew exactly what he was doing. These are poems of memory, place, longing, wit, and language itself, written by a man who was always somewhere between home and elsewhere. This 1903 Chatto & Windus edition is in Good condition, with the expected signs of age but plenty of dignity left in it. A lovely item for Stevenson collectors, lovers of Victorian poetry, or anyone who wants the quieter side of a writer more often remembered for making boys dream of islands and respectable adults worry about split personalities. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6348/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/underwoods-apr-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6347 More Leaves from the Journal of a Life in the Highlands - From 1862 to 1882 by Queen Victoria More Leaves from the Journal of a Life in the Highlands is Queen Victoria in retreat mode: less throne-room thunder, more Balmoral air, Scottish weather, quiet reflection, and the occasional reminder that even a “simple” royal holiday involves rather more staff than most people’s entire village. Covering the years 1862 to 1882, this is the continuation of Victoria’s Highland journals, full of personal observations, landscape, memory, mourning, loyalty, and the comforting idea that Scotland could provide a kind of emotional refuge from the burdens of empire. It is intimate by royal standards, which means deeply personal, carefully presented, and still never quite free from the fact that the diarist happened to own several palaces. There is a lovely irony in a queen writing about simplicity while living a version of it available only to queens. Still, Victoria’s affection for the Highlands feels sincere, and the book offers a fascinating glimpse of the monarch away from ceremony, writing about place, people, and feeling with a directness that makes the Victorian age seem briefly less marble and more human. This 1885 Smith, Elder & Co. edition is in Good condition, with the expected age and handling wear. A previous owner’s written details have been covered with address labels at the front and back, which is not ideal, but does add a small domestic subplot: history, monarchy, and someone’s determined attempt at privacy all sharing the same boards. A fine choice for readers of royal memoir, Scottish interest, Victorian history, or anyone who likes their monarchy slightly windswept and very firmly edited by posterity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6347/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/more-leaves-from-the-journal-of-a-life-in-the-highlands-apr-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Smith Elder and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6346 Kipps - The Story of a Simple Soul by HG Wells Kipps: The Story of a Simple Soul is H. G. Wells at his most gently subversive—less interested in time machines and invisible men, and more concerned with the equally mysterious phenomenon of what happens when an ordinary person unexpectedly acquires money and is then expected to know what to do with it. Arthur Kipps, draper’s assistant and all-round decent fellow, is not built for complexity, and Wells treats him with a mixture of affection, amusement, and quiet sympathy. When fortune arrives (as it occasionally does, often at the worst possible moment), Kipps finds himself promoted into a world of manners, expectations, and social subtleties that no one has thought to explain. The result is a comedy of discomfort, where good intentions collide with the elaborate rules of Edwardian respectability. What makes the novel quietly brilliant is its refusal to mock its hero outright. Kipps may be out of his depth, but so, Wells suggests, is much of the society that surrounds him—only better dressed and more confident about it. Beneath the humour lies a thoughtful look at class, aspiration, and the peculiar British talent for making simple things unnecessarily complicated. This 1966 Collins edition presents the story in a solid, mid-century format, and this particular copy comes with a professionally fitted plastic protective outer, giving it an extra layer of preservation that Kipps himself would likely have regarded as both reassuring and slightly mysterious. Condition is Good, with the expected signs of age, but neatly protected and perfectly readable. A fine choice for lovers of classic fiction, social comedy, and anyone who suspects that sudden good fortune can be just as bewildering as bad luck—especially if one is expected to behave properly while experiencing it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6346/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kipps-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6345 Graf Spee by Michael Powell Graf Spee by Michael Powell is a brisk naval war account of one of the Second World War’s more cinematic episodes: a German pocket battleship loose in the South Atlantic, British cruisers giving chase, and everyone involved behaving as though history had arranged the whole thing with a storyboard. The story of the Admiral Graf Spee has everything a proper wartime sea drama requires: raiding, pursuit, smoke, damage, diplomacy, confusion, and the final awkward business of a warship becoming more useful as a legend than as a ship. It is the sort of episode where strategy, bluff, engineering, and morale all collide in the grey-green theatre of naval warfare. Michael Powell tells the tale with the mid-century seriousness these subjects demand, when war books were still close enough to events to carry the weight of memory, but far enough away to begin becoming history. Expect ships, decisions, commanders, and the peculiar tension of naval combat, where disaster can arrive from over the horizon before anyone has finished explaining the plan. This 1956 Hodder & Stoughton edition is in Good condition, meaning it has survived its own long voyage through time with honourable signs of age and handling. No ISBN, naturally, because this is from the era when books were expected simply to exist without a barcode introducing them. A fine choice for readers of Second World War naval history, collectors of military books, or anyone who appreciates a sea story in which the ending is dramatic, smoky, and not especially convenient for the German navy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6345/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/graf-spee-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6343 Black Liberator by Stephen Alexis Black Liberator by Stephen Alexis is the kind of mid-century novel that arrives with a title full of urgency and a subject that refuses to sit politely in the corner. Published by Ernest Benn in 1949, it belongs to that post-war literary moment when questions of empire, freedom, race, power, and dignity were no longer background matters, however much certain people might have preferred them to remain there. Stephen Alexis writes with the seriousness of someone dealing not merely with adventure or politics, but with the human cost of oppression and the difficult business of resistance. This is fiction with weight: a novel interested in freedom not as a slogan, but as something fought for, suffered for, and argued over by real people with complicated motives and limited patience for comfortable illusions. There is, naturally, a certain irony in a book about liberation appearing in the late 1940s, at a time when Europe was congratulating itself on victory while large parts of the world were still being asked to wait politely for justice. Black Liberator sits right in that uneasy space, where ideals sound splendid in speeches but become far more troublesome when people expect them to be applied consistently. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived the decades with the usual signs of age and handling, but remains a solid and readable example of a striking post-war title. It may not be a glossy modern reissue, but then it does not need to be. It has the quiet authority of a book from a time when fiction still expected to wrestle with history rather than merely decorate it. A thoughtful and unusual addition for readers interested in political fiction, anti-colonial themes, Black history in literature, and post-war writing with rather more bite than comfort. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6343/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/black-liberator-apr-2026.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ernest Benn Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6342 Collected Stories of Katherine Mansfield by Katherine Mansfield The Collected Stories of Katherine Mansfield is one of those quietly formidable volumes that sits on a shelf looking modest, then proceeds—once opened—to rearrange your expectations of what a short story can do. First published earlier and here gathered in a 1962 Constable edition, it offers a complete immersion into Mansfield’s world: delicate, observant, and occasionally devastating in ways that only become clear a paragraph too late. Mansfield specialises in moments. Not the loud, obvious ones, but the small, flickering instants in which people reveal themselves—often accidentally, and rarely comfortably. A glance, a pause, a social misstep at tea: these are her chosen instruments, and she plays them with unnerving precision. Plot, in the conventional sense, is treated almost as an optional extra; what matters is atmosphere, nuance, and the faint but persistent sense that something important has just happened, even if no one present has quite acknowledged it. The stories themselves range across drawing rooms, gardens, seaside holidays, and the interiors of people’s thoughts, all rendered with that distinctly modernist blend of clarity and ambiguity. Mansfield has a gift for making ordinary lives feel both entirely familiar and slightly off-balance, as though the ground might shift if you stood still long enough. It’s subtle work—so subtle, in fact, that you may find yourself rereading passages just to confirm that yes, she really did manage that with so few words. This 1962 Constable edition comes from a time when collected works were expected to be solid, dependable, and faintly austere. Condition is Good, meaning it has weathered the decades with quiet resilience: some signs of age and handling, perhaps, but nothing that detracts from its ability to sit calmly on a shelf while containing a great deal of emotional complexity. Ideal for lovers of short fiction, modernist literature, and anyone who appreciates writing that does not announce its brilliance so much as quietly demonstrate it, sentence by sentence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6342/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-collected-stories-of-katherine-mansfield-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6341 A Students History of Philosophy by Arthur Kenyon Rogers A Student’s History of Philosophy is exactly the sort of book that promises to explain everything—and then proceeds, with admirable determination, to do just that, one ancient thinker at a time. Arthur Kenyon Rogers takes the entire sweep of philosophical thought (a modest subject, really) and presents it in a form suitable for the diligent student, the curious reader, or anyone who has ever wondered what Plato was on about and why Kant refuses to be brief. Here, the great minds of history line up politely: Socrates asking awkward questions, Aristotle organising things into categories whether they like it or not, Descartes doubting everything in sight, and a parade of later thinkers adding layers of complexity that ensure philosophy remains a lifelong occupation rather than a quick afternoon read. Rogers guides the reader through it all with calm authority, translating centuries of intense intellectual effort into something that at least feels manageable—if not entirely settled. Published by Macmillan in 1966, this edition has that reassuring mid-century academic solidity: clear, serious, and entirely uninterested in being fashionable. It is a book that expects to be read with a pencil in hand and perhaps a slightly furrowed brow. Whether it succeeds in making philosophy simple is, of course, another philosophical question. Condition is Good, meaning it has clearly been consulted—possibly by several generations of students attempting to understand existence between lectures—but remains perfectly sound and ready for further contemplation. A few signs of age, as expected, but nothing that would trouble anyone already grappling with the nature of reality. Ideal for students, collectors of academic works, or anyone who feels that life would be improved by a clearer understanding of ideas that have puzzled humanity for a few thousand years. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6341/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-students-history-of-philosophy-apr-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6340 The Island by Francis Brett Young The Island by Francis Brett Young is the sort of wartime-era novel that sounds as though it may involve escape, solitude, moral reckoning, and at least one person staring meaningfully at the sea. Published by William Heinemann in 1944, it arrives from a world in which fiction was expected to be properly atmospheric, emotionally serious, and preferably capable of sustaining a reader through an evening without the help of a glowing rectangle. Francis Brett Young was a novelist of landscape, feeling, memory, and character, and The Island has that mid-century literary quality of taking human beings, placing them somewhere isolated or symbolic, and then allowing their hopes, regrets, and private weather systems to develop at a civilised pace. Modern fiction often sprints. This sort of book walks, observes the clouds, and says something quietly devastating after tea. There is a pleasing gravity to it: the kind of novel that does not need to shout because it has already decided that human nature is complicated enough. Expect atmosphere, introspection, and that particular 1940s seriousness in which even leisure seems to be wearing a tie. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived the decades with dignity, some ordinary signs of age, and no apparent desire to explain itself to modern marketing departments. A fine choice for readers of vintage literary fiction, collectors of Heinemann editions, or anyone who likes their novels thoughtful, atmospheric, and just slightly haunted by history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6340/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-island-apr-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6339 Sermons Preached before the University of Oxford by HP Liddon Ah, Sermons Preached before the University of Oxford (1873) by H. P. Liddon—a book from that admirable era when a sermon was not merely something to be endured politely, but a full intellectual event, ideally long enough to justify the architecture in which it was delivered. Henry Parry Liddon, a noted theologian and orator of Victorian Oxford, was not the sort of man to rush a point. These sermons, delivered to an audience of undergraduates, dons, and the generally well-seated, represent a time when faith, scholarship, and rhetoric were expected to coexist in harmonious, if occasionally formidable, proportion. One suspects that listeners emerged not so much spiritually refreshed as thoroughly instructed, and possibly in need of a restorative walk. Within these pages, theology is treated with the seriousness it clearly believes it deserves. Liddon writes (and no doubt spoke) with conviction, precision, and a fondness for carefully constructed argument. This is religion presented not as a gentle suggestion, but as something to be examined, reasoned through, and, if necessary, defended at considerable length. It is, in short, Victorian thought in full stride: confident, articulate, and entirely unafraid of complexity. Published by Rivingtons in 1873, this volume carries all the reassuring solidity of its age—thick paper, sturdy binding, and the quiet dignity of a book that has outlived the fashions and certainties of its first readers. Condition is Good, meaning it shows the expected signs of a long and respectable life: a little wear, perhaps a touch of age, but nothing to suggest it has ever been treated with anything less than the seriousness it demands. Ideal for collectors of theological works, students of Victorian thought, or anyone curious about a time when sermons were delivered to universities with the implicit understanding that both parties were prepared to take the matter very seriously indeed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6339/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/liddons-university-sermons-apr-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rivingtons no GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-6338 Ancient Sparta by KMT Chrimes Ah, Ancient Sparta (1971) by K. M. T. Chrimes—a book about that famously relaxed and easygoing society where boys were encouraged to toughen up, conversation was kept to a minimum, and interior decoration rarely extended beyond “functional.” Sparta has long enjoyed a reputation as the place where life was simple, direct, and, above all, uncompromising. Chrimes approaches this stern little civilisation with scholarly calm, unpacking the institutions, customs, and peculiar social arrangements that turned a small Greek city-state into a byword for discipline, endurance, and the sort of lifestyle that makes modern wellness regimes look positively indulgent. Here are the Spartans: efficient, laconic, and deeply suspicious of anything that might be described as “comfortable.” What makes this study particularly engaging is its refusal to romanticise too much. Yes, the Spartans were impressive in their way—highly organised, fiercely loyal, and inconveniently good at warfare—but they also built a society that was rigid, controlled, and perhaps not quite the utopia of iron-willed virtue that later admirers have imagined. Chrimes quietly reminds us that a life devoted entirely to discipline may come at the cost of, well, almost everything else. This Greenwood Press edition from 1971 carries all the reassuring weight of serious academic publishing: solid, no-nonsense, and clearly more interested in facts than in making friends. As an ex-library copy from St Mary’s College, Strawberry Hill, it bears only the most subtle traces of its institutional past—faint markings that hint at a previous life of quiet consultation rather than reckless overuse. In other words, it has been handled with the kind of restraint the Spartans themselves would have approved of. Condition is Good, meaning it remains perfectly serviceable and dignified, much like Sparta itself after a long day of being historically significant. A fine choice for students of ancient history, lovers of classical civilisation, or anyone curious about how far a society can go in the pursuit of order before it starts to look less like a lifestyle choice and more like a lifelong training exercise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6338/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ancient-sparta-1-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Greenwood Press 9780837147093 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6337 One-Upmanship by Stephen Potter One-Upmanship is the essential handbook for anyone who has ever wished to win an argument, a dinner party, a tennis match, or indeed life itself, without necessarily possessing any relevant ability. Stephen Potter’s great comic invention is the art of appearing effortlessly superior while doing very little to justify it. Here are the tactics, evasions, expressions, pauses, and tiny social cruelties by which the underqualified person may nevertheless triumph over the competent. It is less a self-help book than a field manual for the politely unbearable. First published in the early 1950s, this is peak British comic strategy: dry, absurd, beautifully smug, and alarmingly recognisable. Potter understands that civilisation is not built on honesty, fairness, or merit, but on knowing when to say “Yes, of course, but…” in a tone suggesting the other person has missed something obvious. This 1952 Rupert Hart-Davis edition is in Good condition, meaning it has survived decades of readers quietly improving their conversational advantage. It may show signs of age and handling, but then so do most people who have spent too long being tactically superior. Ideal for lovers of comic essays, social satire, mid-century wit, and anyone who suspects that being right is less important than making everyone else feel faintly late to the point. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6337/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/potter-on-one-upmanship-apr-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rupert Hart-Davis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6336 Bits and Pieces by George Robey Bits & Pieces is exactly what it promises—and possibly a little more than you bargained for. A collection of humorous sketches from George Robey, one of Britain’s great music hall entertainers, this is the literary equivalent of a man in a bowler hat raising an eyebrow and expecting applause. And, to be fair, he usually got it. Written at a time when humour was less about sarcasm and more about timing, absurdity, and the noble art of looking faintly ridiculous in public, these stories offer a glimpse into a world where jokes were delivered with a straight face and a strong sense of theatrical dignity. Robey, known as “The Prime Minister of Mirth” (a title modern politicians might envy but rarely deserve), brings his stage persona to the page with varying degrees of success—sometimes delightfully witty, sometimes gloriously baffling, and occasionally so earnest you begin to wonder if the joke has slipped quietly out the back door. The charm here is not in polished punchlines or razor-sharp satire, but in its sheer period flavour. This is humour from an age before irony became self-aware, where a raised eyebrow could carry a paragraph and a well-timed misunderstanding could sustain an entire chapter. It’s gentle, it’s odd, and it’s unmistakably of its time. Published by Jarrolds in the mid-1920s, this edition wears its years with a certain quiet pride. The cloth boards have that reassuring, slightly faded solidity that suggests it has spent decades either being carefully read or confidently ignored—both entirely appropriate fates for a book of this nature. The design is simple, almost modest, as though it knows the real performance is inside (and possibly still waiting for its cue). Condition is good: a sturdy survivor from the interwar years, with the expected signs of age but nothing that detracts from its overall presence. Much like Robey himself, it may not be in its absolute prime, but it still knows how to make an entrance. Ideal for lovers of vintage humour, collectors of theatrical ephemera, or anyone curious about what passed for a good laugh before the modern world decided everything had to be either ironic or explained. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6336/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bits-and-pieces-apr-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jarrolds no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6335 Fabres Book of Insects by Rodolph Stawell Ah, Fabre’s Book of Insects—that charmingly earnest attempt to convince humanity that the real drama of existence is not played out in parliaments or battlefields, but in the undergrowth, where beetles scheme, caterpillars toil, and ants conduct what can only be described as highly organised civilisations with absolutely no patience for nonsense. Adapted by Mrs Rodolph Stawell from the works of the great Jean-Henri Fabre (the original insect whisperer, long before it was fashionable), this early 20th-century volume is part science, part storytelling, and part gentle moral instruction—because nothing says “character building” like observing a wasp meticulously paralysing its prey for later consumption. Delightful. Inside, you’ll find a parade of six-legged protagonists going about their business with admirable focus: spiders spinning architectural marvels, bees operating like clockwork factories, and beetles demonstrating a level of determination that would put most modern productivity gurus to shame. Fabre’s genius—and Stawell’s careful retelling—lies in making all of this feel not only understandable, but oddly relatable. One begins to suspect that office politics may not be so different from life in an anthill after all. Published by Thomas Nelson and Sons in that reassuringly solid pre-dust-jacket era, this c.1915 edition comes in a no-nonsense cloth binding that has clearly survived a century of being opened, read, possibly ignored, and then rediscovered by someone who thought, “Yes, insects—this is what I need right now.” And they were probably right. Condition-wise, it’s a good, honest survivor: not pristine, not pretending to be, but perfectly serviceable—rather like the insects it celebrates. A few signs of age, as expected, but nothing that detracts from its quiet authority as a book that has outlived most of the creatures it describes many thousands of times over. Ideal for natural history enthusiasts, curious minds, and anyone who suspects that the world might make a little more sense if we paid closer attention to the small things—preferably without getting stung in the process. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6335/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fabres-book-of-insects-apr-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6333 The Norman Conquest by DJA Matthew Ah, The Norman Conquest (1966) by D. J. A. Matthew—a book about that awkward little moment in 1066 when England had a change of management, the paperwork was rewritten in Latin, and everyone was expected to pretend this was progress. This is the story of William the Conqueror, Harold, Hastings, castles, land seizures, and the arrival of a ruling class with a fondness for stone fortifications and administrative efficiency. The Normans did not so much visit England as reorganise it at sword-point, leaving behind castles, cathedrals, feudal structures, and a long cultural hangover that still turns up every time someone says “beef” instead of “cow”. D. J. A. Matthew gives the subject the proper Batsford treatment: readable, intelligent, and solidly historical, with enough scholarly weight to satisfy the serious reader but not so much that you need to invade Sussex yourself to get through it. It is the sort of history book that understands 1066 was not merely a date to memorise at school, but a political, military, social, and linguistic earthquake with unusually good branding. Condition is Good, meaning this copy has survived rather better than Harold’s defensive position at Senlac Hill. Expect some normal age and handling wear, but nothing to suggest it has personally endured cavalry charges, papal banners, or compulsory Norman taxation. A fine choice for anyone interested in medieval England, conquest, castles, kingship, or how one battle managed to keep schoolchildren busy for nearly a thousand years. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6333/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-norman-conquest-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6331 Twentieth Century Music by Rollo H Myers Ah, Twentieth Century Music (1970) by Rollo H. Myers—a book about the century in which music looked at melody, harmony, and polite drawing-room expectations, and decided that perhaps a little organised bewilderment was overdue. Myers takes the reader through the great upheaval of modern music: the era when composers began pushing beyond the comfortable certainties of the nineteenth century and into stranger, sharper, more experimental territory. Here are the sounds of a world no longer content with merely being tuneful. Rhythm becomes restless, harmony becomes suspicious of itself, and tonality occasionally leaves the room without saying goodbye. This is a guide to the serious business of musical modernism, covering the composers, movements, and ideas that shaped twentieth-century composition. It is the sort of book that can discuss innovation with scholarly calm while the music itself bangs, shimmers, whispers, and occasionally appears to fall down a staircase on purpose. For anyone curious about how classical music got from late Romantic grandeur to the age of Stravinsky, Schoenberg, Bartók, and beyond, this is a thoughtful and intelligent companion. This copy is in Near Fine condition, which is always pleasing in a book about modern music, as it suggests that previous owners either treated it with admirable respect or were too intimidated by serialism to handle it roughly. Clean, smart, and well-preserved, it has survived rather better than many musical certainties did during the period it describes. In short, Twentieth Century Music is ideal for readers who enjoy cultural history, classical music, and the peculiar pleasure of watching art become more difficult on purpose. A fine copy of a serious, elegant study of the moment when music stopped asking permission and started rearranging the furniture. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6331/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/twentieth-century-music-apr-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Orion Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6330 The Rule of Democracy 1905-1914 by Elie Halevy Ah, The Rule of Democracy 1905–1914 (1968) by Elie Halévy—a book that bravely attempts to explain that curious historical moment when democracy was confidently marching forward… right up to the edge of one of the least democratic events imaginable. Halévy, with the calm authority of a man surveying a neatly arranged catastrophe, explores the years just before the First World War, when Britain (and indeed much of Europe) appeared to be settling into a sensible rhythm of reform, representation, and parliamentary debate. It was, on paper, a triumph: expanding suffrage, social legislation, political parties behaving more or less like political parties. Everything was becoming modern, orderly, and reassuringly rational—precisely the sort of stability that history has a habit of abruptly interrupting. What makes this volume quietly fascinating is its tone. Written with scholarly composure and a certain understated elegance, it treats the pre-war years as a kind of slow, methodical build-up—an era in which democracy was not only functioning but refining itself. One almost gets the sense that if everyone had just carried on discussing matters politely in Westminster, the twentieth century might have turned out rather differently. Alas, history had other plans. This 1968 edition carries that distinctly mid-century confidence in the ability to analyse, categorise, and ultimately understand the past. Halévy guides the reader through political reforms, social tensions, and the delicate balancing act of governance with the assurance that everything can be made coherent if one looks closely enough—though the looming knowledge of what comes next adds a faint, ironic tension to every page. Condition-wise, this copy is in good order, meaning it has likely been handled by previous readers attempting to make sense of Edwardian politics and perhaps quietly wondering how it all managed to go so spectacularly wrong. Expect the usual signs of age consistent with a book that has outlived the certainties it describes, but remains perfectly readable and, indeed, rather dignified in its survival. In short, this is a thoughtful, measured, and faintly ironic account of democracy at its most self-assured—just before the world decided to test that assurance in the most dramatic way possible. Ideal for readers who enjoy history with a sense of impending irony, and for anyone curious about how stability, once achieved, can prove so remarkably temporary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6330/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rule-of-democracy-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ernest Benn Limited no GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-6329 History of England by GM Trevelyan Ah, History of England (1958) by G.M. Trevelyan—a book that sets out, with admirable confidence and a faintly raised eyebrow, to explain an entire nation that has never quite agreed with itself long enough to be explained. Trevelyan, armed with impeccable prose and the calm authority of a man who clearly expects to be believed, strides through centuries of kings, rebellions, reforms, and cups of tea as though it were all perfectly logical. England, in his telling, becomes a place where monarchs lose their heads with distressing regularity, parliaments appear just in time to complicate matters, and progress is achieved largely by accident, argument, and the occasional civil war. It is history as a well-ordered narrative—never mind that the participants themselves were rarely so organised. This 1958 edition carries that reassuring mid-century tone: confident, measured, and utterly convinced that history can be tidied into a coherent story if one simply writes it neatly enough. It is the sort of book that assumes the reader will appreciate a good sentence as much as a good siege, and that both deserve equal dignity. Whether you are brushing up on the Tudors or simply wish to confirm that the English have always been like this, it delivers with quiet assurance. Condition-wise, this copy is in good shape, which in the language of secondhand books means it has lived a little—rather like England itself. Expect some gentle signs of age, perhaps a hint of wear that suggests it has been consulted by previous owners attempting to make sense of things, and possibly abandoned halfway through the Wars of the Roses. In short, this is not just a history book. It is a confident, slightly wry attempt to impose order on centuries of glorious disorder—perfect for anyone who suspects that the past is less a straight line and more a politely argued zigzag. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6329/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/history-of-england-apr-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans Green and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6328 Literary and Theatrical Reminiscences by Anton Tchekhov Literary and Theatrical Reminiscences is the sort of title that promises cigar smoke, rehearsal rooms, literary friendships, difficult temperaments, and people saying devastating things in drawing rooms before anyone has quite realised they are being immortalised. Published by George Routledge and Sons in 1927 and attributed here to Anton Tchekhov, this is a volume with the right sort of old-world gravity: reflective, cultured, slightly melancholy, and quietly convinced that literature and theatre are not hobbies, but serious human weather systems. It belongs to a world where writers brooded properly, actors suffered magnificently, and a well-placed pause could carry the emotional burden of an entire family estate. There is something wonderfully fitting about Chekhov being associated with reminiscence. Few writers better understood the comedy of people remembering things badly, wanting things hopelessly, and sitting in rooms while life quietly changes around them. Even when theatre is meant to be glamorous, Chekhov has a way of making it feel like someone has misplaced the samovar and the meaning of existence at the same time. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, has the proper air of a book that has spent decades among serious shelves, listening patiently to conversations about Russian literature, dramatic realism, and whether everyone in Chekhov is bored, doomed, or merely waiting for tea. It is not a flashy volume. It is the kind of book that leans against the furniture and observes. A charming old Routledge edition for lovers of Russian literature, theatrical history, literary memoir, and books that remind us the stage has always been a place where people pretend to be other people in order to reveal that everyone is, in fact, quietly exhausted. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6328/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/literary-and-theatrical-reminiscences-apr-2026.jpg 28.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Routledge and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6325 Adams Ancestors by LSB Leakey Adam’s Ancestors is one of those books that looks calmly at the entire question of human origins and says, in effect, “Let us tidy this up.” Written by Louis Seymour Bazett Leakey and published by Methuen & Co in 1934, this is pre-war anthropology at its most confident: brisk, explanatory, and entirely prepared to guide the reader from Biblical shorthand to prehistoric reality with minimal fuss. The title alone performs a neat balancing act—half Genesis, half excavation trench—suggesting that perhaps Adam did indeed have ancestors, and that they might be located with sufficient patience, a spade, and a willingness to reconsider everything. Leakey, of course, was not merely speculating from an armchair. This is grounded in early twentieth-century archaeology, the kind that still involved real dirt, real discoveries, and a sense that the human story was only just beginning to be properly understood. The tone carries that period’s distinctive mix of authority and curiosity: the past is vast, the evidence is emerging, and the reader is invited to join in the grand project of working out where exactly we all came from. There is a gentle irony in reading it now. Some of its conclusions have been revised, refined, or enthusiastically replaced by later science, yet the spirit of the thing remains intact. It captures a moment when prehistory was being assembled into a narrative, piece by piece, with admirable certainty and just enough room for the unknown to keep things interesting. This good copy, as offered by Crappy Old Books, has aged with the quiet dignity of a volume that has seen its subject continually updated without ever quite being displaced. It likely sat on shelves during decades when humanity discovered more about itself than ever before, watching patiently as newer theories arrived while it held its place as an early attempt to make sense of it all. A fascinating and characterful book for readers interested in early anthropology, human origins, prehistoric studies, and the long, ongoing effort to explain how Adam acquired such a complicated family tree. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6325/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/adams-ancestors-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6320 The Old Towns of England by Clive Rouse The Old Towns of England is exactly the sort of book Batsford existed to publish: tasteful, architectural, quietly patriotic, and deeply concerned with the survival of old streets, ancient houses, church towers, market squares, crooked gables, and every other feature later generations would either demolish or turn into a heritage trail. Written by Clive Rouse and published by B.T. Batsford in 1936, this is pre-war England captured in that calm, observant, topographical style that makes even a decaying doorway feel morally significant. It is a book for people who understand that old towns are not merely collections of buildings, but layered arguments between history, weather, commerce, and local planning committees who had not yet done their worst. This fair copy has fading to the spine, which is almost too appropriate. A book about old towns should not look factory-fresh. It should look as though time has had a quiet word with it. The pale spine gives it the air of a volume that has spent decades standing politely on a shelf, slowly becoming its own small conservation problem. Inside, however, the appeal remains. This is England before retail parks, ring roads, plate glass shopfronts, and “sympathetic redevelopment” became national hobbies. It belongs to a world of coaching inns, worn stone, uneven rooflines, old town plans, and the faintly melancholy pleasure of seeing what once survived before the twentieth century really got going with a clipboard. A charming Batsford volume for lovers of English towns, architectural history, pre-war topography, vanished streetscapes, and books that look as though they have aged in sympathy with their subject. A little faded, yes—but then so are many of the old towns, and people still make weekends of them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6320/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-old-towns-of-england-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6319 The Throne of Britain by Claud Golding The Throne of Britain is the sort of book that could hardly have chosen a more dramatic year to appear. 1937 was not exactly a quiet moment for the monarchy: one king had gone, another had arrived, and the nation was busily trying to look dignified while the constitutional furniture was still being put back in place. Written by Claud Golding and published by Marshall and Snelgrove, this is a royal history with the full flavour of its period: solemn, patriotic, explanatory, and faintly convinced that Britain’s institutions would be much improved if everyone simply stood up straight and understood the succession properly. It is not just a book about a throne, but about the vast machinery of crowns, ceremony, inheritance, duty, and the peculiar national talent for turning family complications into constitutional theatre. The dating is part of the charm. Although there is no printed date inside, the book is generally associated with 1937, while a previous owner has helpfully written “1950”, thereby contributing that classic second-hand bookshop puzzle: is it evidence, memory, guesswork, or simply someone with a pencil and confidence? For cataloguing purposes, 1937 seems the sensible date, while the handwritten 1950 can be regarded as a small historical subplot. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, has the right air for such a volume: respectable, slightly ceremonious, and old enough to have seen the monarchy’s public image reinvent itself several times over. It belongs to a world of coronation editions, patriotic shelves, and readers who still expected royal history to provide reassurance, continuity, and perhaps the occasional family tree. A fascinating period piece for collectors of monarchy, coronation-era books, British constitutional history, or anyone who enjoys watching Britain explain itself to itself in hard covers. It is history, ceremony, and national self-importance gathered neatly under one crown-shaped title. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6319/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-throne-of-britain-apr-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Marshall and Snelgrove no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6318 The Dawn of Liberation by Charles Eade The Dawn of Liberation is one of those 1945 books that does not so much describe history as arrive still warm from it. Edited by Charles Eade and published by Cassell and Company, this is a wartime-and-just-after volume from the moment when Europe was emerging from occupation, blackout, invasion, rumour, endurance, and the enormous collective business of not being overrun by catastrophe. The title has that unmistakable 1945 ring to it: hopeful, solemn, and standing slightly too close to the events to have any interest in understatement. This is not hindsight with a comfortable armchair and a television documentary voiceover. It is contemporary history, written when liberation was still news, when maps were changing daily, and when the word “dawn” was doing very heavy emotional lifting. The result is a book that carries the atmosphere of its time: relief, exhaustion, triumph, and the faint suspicion that civilisation had just been pulled out of a burning building and was now expected to tidy itself up. Being in fair condition, this copy has clearly had a life, which feels only appropriate. A pristine copy of a book about liberation might seem almost indecently smug. This one has survived in a more honest state: handled, aged, perhaps bumped, perhaps foxed, and generally bearing the look of a volume that knows history is rarely issued in mint condition. For collectors of Second World War books, contemporary war reporting, Churchill-era publishing, or mid-century historical witness, The Dawn of Liberation is a proper period piece. It belongs to that fascinating category of books written before later historians had finished sorting the narrative into neat shelves. Here, the dust has not entirely settled. The ink is barely dry. The optimism is real, but so is the strain behind it. A sober, stirring, and very 1945 volume: part record, part celebration, part exhale. History, in other words, before it had quite learned to behave itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6318/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dawn-of-liberation-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6317 Onwards to Victory by Charles Eade A book that marches in with boots polished, buttons gleaming, and absolutely no intention of doubting itself, Onwards to Victory (1944) by Charles Eade is wartime optimism distilled into hardback form. Published at a moment when the outcome of the war was beginning—just beginning—to tilt in the Allies’ favour, it captures that curious mid-conflict confidence: not quite victory, but already practising the victory speech. Eade, a journalist and editor with a firm grip on both prose and morale, assembles a narrative that is equal parts reportage, reassurance, and rallying cry. This is not history as we now know it—with hindsight, footnotes, and a tendency to sigh heavily at the past—but history as it felt in real time: uncertain, urgent, and absolutely convinced that everything would work out in the end, provided everyone kept calm and carried on (preferably with a stiff upper lip and minimal grumbling about rationing). Inside, you’ll find a world still in motion. The war is not over; the pages hum with the sense that events are still unfolding somewhere just beyond the margin. There is an admirable lack of irony here—refreshing, perhaps, or slightly alarming depending on your modern sensibilities. The tone is earnest, the purpose clear: to explain, to encourage, and to gently remind the reader that history is being made, and they are very much expected to be on the correct side of it. Of course, to read it now is to experience a peculiar double vision. We know how the story ends; Eade does not (though he’s fairly confident he’s guessed correctly). What was once immediate becomes retrospective, what was urgent becomes atmospheric. It’s less a guide to victory than a snapshot of belief in it—a document of how people thought, hoped, and occasionally declared things to be going rather better than they probably felt. This particular copy, in good condition and offered with the usual quiet resilience of Crappy Old Books, has survived the decades rather like the book’s own thesis: slightly worn, entirely intact, and still insisting, in its own understated way, that things will turn out all right in the end. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6317/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/onwards-to-victory-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6316 The Wit of Winston Churchill by Geoffrey Willand and Charles Roetter Some books attempt to explain great men. Others wisely decide that explanation is unnecessary and instead present the evidence—preferably in quotable, well-timed bursts. The Wit of Winston Churchill (1955) falls firmly into the latter category: less a biography, more a curated parade of verbal artillery. Gathered by Geoffrey Willans and Charles Roetter, and published by the reassuringly proper Max Parrish, this volume captures the sharp, often devastating humour of Winston Churchill—a man who, in addition to guiding a nation through war, found time to dismantle opponents with a sentence and a raised eyebrow. Churchill’s wit is not merely decorative; it is strategic. These are not idle jokes tossed into the void, but carefully aimed remarks, polished to a shine and deployed at exactly the right moment. Reading them now, one begins to suspect that half of British political life once functioned as a kind of verbal fencing match, with Churchill wielding language like a particularly well-balanced sabre. There is, of course, a certain mid-century confidence to the enterprise. Published in 1955, the book arrives at a moment when Churchill was already firmly installed as a figure of legend, and the idea of bottling his wit for public consumption must have seemed both necessary and entirely achievable. The result is a collection that manages to be both entertaining and faintly instructive, as though one might absorb some of that rhetorical precision by proximity. This particular copy, in good condition as offered by Crappy Old Books, carries with it the quiet dignity of a book that has likely been dipped into rather than read straight through. One imagines it being consulted in moments of need—perhaps before a dinner party, or during a lull in conversation—its pages offering just the right remark for the right occasion, should one dare to borrow it. And that, perhaps, is the final irony. Churchill’s wit, so distinctive and so precisely his own, resists imitation even as it invites it. This book does not so much teach you to be witty as gently remind you that true wit is a rare and formidable thing. A compact treasury of sharp words, historical personality, and the enduring pleasure of seeing language used not just well, but decisively. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6316/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wit-of-winston-churchill-apr-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Max Parrish no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6315 Half Hours in the Far East by unknown Half Hours in the Far East is exactly the sort of title that could only have emerged from the late Victorian confidence that the world could be divided into manageable reading portions. Not “A Vast and Complicated Survey of Asia”, naturally, but Half Hours — as though empire, geography, culture, trade, religion, travel, and several thousand years of civilisation might all be politely digested between tea and supper. Published in 1899 by James Nisbet and Co, this is a wonderfully period piece: instructive, earnest, wide-eyed, and almost certainly carrying the assumptions of its age tucked neatly between the pages. The author is unknown, which somehow improves the effect. It feels less like one person’s book and more like a small committee of Victorian seriousness decided that young readers, parlour browsers, and the generally improving public needed a brisk encounter with the East before bedtime. This is not modern travel writing, and should not be approached as such. It belongs to an age of missionary societies, schoolroom atlases, imperial maps, and educational volumes that believed knowledge was best served in respectable slices. Its charm now lies partly in what it tells us about the places described, and partly in what it reveals about the people doing the describing. In good condition, this copy has survived from the last year of the 19th century with admirable stubbornness. It has seen empires wobble, maps redrawn, place names changed, and the phrase “Far East” acquire the heavy historical baggage it was always quietly carrying. Yet here it remains: a compact Victorian time capsule, still offering its half-hour portions of geography, moral instruction, and confident explanation. A fascinating old volume for collectors of Victorian travel, missionary-era publishing, imperial history, antique educational books, or anyone who enjoys the peculiar spectacle of the 1890s trying to explain the wider world in a tone of calm certainty. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6315/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/half-hours-in-the-far-east-apr-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books James Nisbet and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6314 Beethoven - Reminiscence of the Artistic and Home Life of the Artist by L Nohl There are biographies, and then there are biographies that take you by the hand, usher you into the drawing room, and quietly insist that you sit down and observe genius at close quarters. Beethoven – Reminiscence of the Artistic and Home Life of the Artist (c.1895) does exactly that, with all the calm authority of a late Victorian volume convinced that the inner life of greatness can, in fact, be properly documented if one simply writes about it earnestly enough. Compiled by Ludwig Nohl and issued by the dependable William Reeves of Fleet Street, this is less a brisk modern biography and more a carefully assembled window into the world of Ludwig van Beethoven—a man who, as it turns out, was not only a towering musical genius but also a fully functioning (if occasionally tempestuous) human being with a home life, habits, moods, and the sort of daily existence that politely refuses to match the grandeur of his symphonies. The charm here lies in the tone. This is biography before biography became self-conscious: sincere, observant, and faintly convinced that proximity to greatness is itself a kind of moral improvement. There is a gentle Victorian confidence at work—an assumption that by examining Beethoven’s domestic world, we might glean something useful about art, discipline, and perhaps how not to misplace one’s manuscripts quite so dramatically. And yet, for all its seriousness, there is an unintended irony running through the pages. Beethoven, titan of Western music, is here rendered in moments of ordinary life: eating, writing, interacting, existing. The effect is oddly disarming. One half expects thunder and revelation; instead, one finds the quieter business of being a person who occasionally happened to redefine music forever. This very good copy, as offered by Crappy Old Books, has survived its century with commendable composure. It likely sat on respectable shelves, absorbing the ambient confidence of readers who believed that culture was something to be studied properly. Its pages now carry that gentle patina of age—not worn, but seasoned—like a volume that has long understood its place in the world. In short, this is a book for those who appreciate not just Beethoven the legend, but Beethoven the lived reality, filtered through the steady, well-meaning gaze of the 1890s. It may not shout, it may not sensationalise, but it offers something arguably more intriguing: the quiet suggestion that even the most monumental figures once had to get up in the morning and get on with it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6314/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beethoven-apr-2026.jpg 50.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Reeves no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6313 Music in Western Civilisation by Paul Henry Lang Music in Western Civilisation is the sort of book that looks at several thousand years of human noise-making and says, with admirable confidence, “Let us impose some order on this.” Paul Henry Lang takes the reader on a grand tour through Western music, from chant and churchly solemnity to the increasingly elaborate business of composers, orchestras, patrons, revolutions, salons, symphonies, and everyone pretending they fully understood Wagner. This is not a slim “easy guide” to music history. It is a proper mid-century cultural brick: learned, sweeping, serious, and quite possibly capable of improving your posture if carried regularly. Published by J.M. Dent and Sons in 1963, this is music history from an age when civilisation was still expected to come with footnotes, discipline, and a firm belief that the past could be arranged into chapters. Lang writes about music not as background entertainment, but as one of the great engines of culture: an argument, a ritual, a social signal, a spiritual exercise, and occasionally an excuse for people in wigs to behave with immense drama. This very good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for anyone who likes their music books substantial, civilised, and mildly intimidating. A fine volume for the shelf, the study, or the person who has decided that merely listening to music is no longer enough and that what they really need is historical context, intellectual ballast, and a much better excuse for owning recordings of obscure masses. A grand, serious, faintly theatrical book about the long Western effort to turn sound into art, status, worship, rebellion, and sometimes very expensive seating. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6313/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/music-in-western-civilisation-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6311 Hydraulics and the Mechanics of Fluids by EH Lewitt There are books you read for pleasure, books you read for profit, and then there are books like Hydraulics and the Mechanics of Fluids (1952)—which you read because, at some point in your life, something has gone very wrong and you now urgently need to understand why water insists on behaving like… well, water. Penned with stoic determination by E. H. Lewitt and published by the reassuringly authoritative Sir Isaac Pitman & Sons, this is not a book that flirts. It does not charm. It does not wink at you from across the room with a promise of narrative intrigue. Instead, it rolls up its sleeves, clears its throat, and begins explaining—with admirable seriousness—the invisible rules governing pipes, pressure, and the stubborn refusal of fluids to stay where you put them. And yet, there is something quietly heroic about it. This is the kind of book that built the modern world: bridges that don’t collapse, taps that produce water on command, and drainage systems that (usually) prevent civilisation from descending into chaos. Every equation is a small act of defiance against entropy; every diagram, a polite but firm insistence that chaos can, in fact, be measured. Naturally, being a 1952 production, it carries the faint aroma of mid-century optimism—an era when slide rules were cutting-edge and the future looked like it would be managed entirely by men in sensible jackets with a deep respect for laminar flow. There is a reassuring solidity to it, a sense that if you follow the principles within, the universe will behave itself in a civilised and predictable manner. This particular copy, in good condition as offered by Crappy Old Books, adds its own layer of charm. It has likely spent decades sitting on shelves, silently judging lesser volumes while waiting for someone—perhaps you—to once again grapple with Reynolds numbers and the eternal question of why fluids never quite do what you expect. In short, this is not merely a book; it is a quiet monument to order in a disorderly world. Not glamorous, not trendy, but undeniably important. And should you ever find yourself needing to calculate the behaviour of water under pressure at 2am, you’ll be very glad it exists. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6311/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hydraulics-apr-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sir Isaac Pitman and Sons no GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-6310 The Railway - Conquest of Space and Time by Edgar B Schieldrop The Railway – Conquest of Space and Time (1956) by Edgar B. Schieldrop is the sort of book that announces its intentions with admirable boldness and then proceeds to deliver them with the steady confidence of a well-timetabled express. Space and time, it suggests, are not so much immutable dimensions as mildly inconvenient obstacles waiting to be disciplined by steel rails, disciplined timetables, and a great deal of Victorian determination. Schieldrop writes at a moment when the railway is no longer the dazzling novelty it once was, but not yet the nostalgic relic it would later become. This is the railway in its mature phase: still impressive, still essential, but beginning to acquire that faint air of having already conquered the world and now settling down to explain how it managed it. The tone is suitably authoritative, as though the author were calmly summarising a triumph that, while extraordinary, is by now simply part of the natural order of things. The “conquest” in question is presented with a seriousness that is both admirable and faintly ironic. After all, what is being described is nothing less than humanity’s successful effort to rearrange geography itself—shrinking distances, standardising time, and persuading entire continents to operate according to the logic of the timetable. One suspects that before the railway, time was something that happened; afterwards, it was something that could be missed by three minutes at a platform. There is a quiet satisfaction running through the narrative, a sense that the railway represents not just an engineering achievement but a civilisational one. Here are bridges thrown across valleys, tunnels driven through stubborn hills, and networks extended with a kind of relentless practicality that makes even the most daunting landscape seem, ultimately, negotiable. It is a world in which problems are solved not with drama, but with gradients, gauges, and an admirable refusal to accept that a mountain should remain in the way. Of course, the irony lies in the title’s grand claim. The railway may well have conquered space and time, but it has done so in a manner that requires an impressive amount of maintenance, coordination, and occasional apology. The conquest, it turns out, is ongoing, subject to delays, revisions, and the occasional reminder that nature and human systems are not always inclined to cooperate on schedule. As a physical volume, this 1956 Hutchinson edition sits comfortably in Good condition—solid, dependable, and perhaps bearing the quiet marks of readers who have turned its pages with interest rather than reverence. It is the kind of book that feels at home on a shelf alongside atlases, engineering manuals, and other works that take the practical business of civilisation seriously. In short, The Railway – Conquest of Space and Time is both a celebration and a gentle monument: a tribute to an era when progress arrived on rails, announced by a whistle, and measured in miles per hour. It offers not just a history of transport, but a reminder of a time when the world seemed newly manageable, provided one had the foresight to lay the track in the right direction and keep everything running more or less on time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6310/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-railway-apr-2026.jpg 6.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6308 Military Engineering Volume V Part I Roads and Airfields by Chief of the General Staff Military Engineering Volume V Part I: Roads and Airfields is exactly the sort of title that does not flirt with the reader. It reports for duty, salutes briefly, and begins explaining how to make the ground behave itself. Published by The War Office in 1957, this is a proper military manual from the age when roads, runways, drainage, gradients, surfaces, loads and inconvenient quantities of mud were not “infrastructure challenges” but problems to be solved by men with clipboards, boots, and a firm dislike of improvisation. It is not glamorous, but then neither is a usable road after heavy rain, and armies have historically discovered that glory travels rather poorly without something solid underneath it. This volume deals with the practical business of roads and airfields: how to plan them, build them, strengthen them, maintain them, and generally prevent them from becoming expensive stretches of disappointment. There is something wonderfully dry about the whole enterprise. Where a civilian might see a field, the military engineer sees gradients, bearing capacity, drainage, traffic flow, possible aircraft movement, and at least three future headaches. As a post-war War Office publication, it belongs to that fascinating world of official British technical prose: calm, exact, unromantic, and faintly terrifying in its assumption that somewhere, at some point, someone will need to construct a serviceable airfield under conditions best described as “not ideal”. It is a book for readers who enjoy diagrams, specifications, practical problem-solving, and the knowledge that civilisation is held together not by speeches but by correctly compacted sub-base. This copy is in Good condition, which feels appropriate. A pristine military engineering manual would almost be suspicious. This is the kind of book that ought to look as though it has spent time near rulers, pencils, stores cupboards, draughting tables, or at least someone muttering about cambers. Ideal for collectors of military manuals, civil engineering enthusiasts, Cold War historians, model makers, wargamers, infrastructure obsessives, and anyone who has ever looked at a road and wondered how much official thought went into stopping it turning into a trench. A splendidly serious book about the deeply serious matter of getting heavy things from one place to another without them sinking. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6308/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/military-engineering-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The War Office no GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-6307 Egypt - Papers and Lectures by Mary Brodrick Ah, Egypt (1938) by Mary Brodrick — a book that arrives from a time when the Nile flowed not only through sand and civilisation, but also through a particularly British confidence that everything, with sufficient footnotes and a firm tone, could be neatly explained. Brodrick, an Egyptologist of no small repute, sets out to do what many before and after have attempted: summarise several thousand years of baffling, monumental, occasionally divine human activity into something one might reasonably consume between tea and a slightly overambitious dinner. The pyramids rise, the dynasties fall, gods appear with alarming frequency, and through it all Brodrick marches on with admirable clarity, as though ancient Egypt were simply waiting for a tidy Edwardian mind to put it in order. There is something wonderfully earnest about the whole affair. This is Egypt before package holidays and Instagram sunsets, before the Valley of the Kings had a visitor centre, before Tutankhamun had been entirely monetised. Instead, we are given a world of sand, scholarship, and a certain quiet awe—albeit filtered through the sensibilities of 1938, when the past was both distant and, in a curious way, still under polite British supervision. Naturally, the tone is one of authority. Hieroglyphs are decoded with brisk assurance, pharaohs are introduced like slightly eccentric relatives, and entire epochs are summarised with the sort of efficiency that suggests Cleopatra herself might have appreciated a more detailed briefing. Yet beneath this composure lies a genuine fascination—a sense that Egypt is not merely ancient, but stubbornly alive, resisting complete explanation even as Brodrick gives it her very best attempt. As a physical object, this 1938 Alexander Moring edition sits comfortably in that reassuring middle ground of “Good” condition: well-handled, perhaps, but still dignified—rather like an ageing archaeologist who has seen a few tombs and is not inclined to make a fuss about it. One imagines it has spent decades on a shelf, quietly outlasting more fashionable interpretations, waiting patiently for a reader willing to revisit a time when history was written with both confidence and a fountain pen. In short, Egypt is less a guidebook and more a conversation across time: part scholarship, part period piece, and entirely convinced that the mysteries of the ancient world can, if not be solved, at least be presented in a manner that feels reassuringly comprehensible. Whether you read it for the history, the prose, or the gentle irony of its certainty, it offers a journey not just to Egypt, but to the way we once thought about Egypt—and perhaps, in some ways, still do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6307/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/egypt-apr-2026.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alexander Moring no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6306 The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli There are books that offer guidance on how to be a better person, and then there is The Prince—which calmly suggests that being effective might, on occasion, require setting aside the more decorative aspects of morality. Written in the early 16th century and presented here in a 1920 J. M. Dent edition, Machiavelli’s famously concise manual on power has spent centuries being quoted, misquoted, condemned, admired, and quietly consulted by people who would never dream of admitting it in polite company. It is not a long book, but it makes up for that by being relentlessly direct. There is no padding, no gentle easing-in, and certainly no attempt to reassure the reader that everything will work out nicely if one simply behaves well. Instead, Machiavelli offers a clear-eyed look at how power is acquired, held, and occasionally lost, with a tone that is almost disarmingly practical. Rulers, he suggests, might need to be cunning, decisive, and—when circumstances demand—less than entirely virtuous. It is the sort of advice that has ensured the book’s reputation for centuries, not because it is comfortable, but because it is difficult to ignore. This 1920 Everyman-style Dent edition (the sort designed to bring great works within reach of ordinary readers) suits the text rather well. It is compact, understated, and quietly serious, as though aware that it contains something rather potent but sees no need to advertise the fact. It sits on a shelf looking respectable, which is perhaps part of the joke. Condition-wise, this is a good copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the expected signs of age and handling, but remains solid, readable, and entirely serviceable. A little wear here and there only reinforces the sense that it has been around long enough to have seen a few changes in leadership styles, none of which have rendered it obsolete. A small but enduring classic for readers interested in politics, history, and the less sentimental side of human behaviour—best approached with curiosity, a sense of humour, and perhaps a cautious glance at anyone else who seems to be reading it a little too intently. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6306/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-prince-apr-2026.jpg 42.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6305 Dance and Skylark by John Moore Dance and Skylark (1951) by John Moore is one of those mid-century English books that seems to arrive carrying the smell of hedgerows, damp fields, village lanes, and conversations held by people who know exactly what everyone else is up to but are far too polite to say so directly. Moore, best known for his affectionate and observant writing on rural England, brings to this novel the same eye for landscape, character, and quiet absurdity. This is not the sort of book that crashes through the door waving a revolver. It is more likely to come in through the garden gate, pause to admire the weather, and then reveal that beneath all the birdsong and country air, human beings remain as awkward, hopeful, foolish, and complicated as ever. Published by Collins in 1951, it belongs firmly to that post-war world of English fiction where change is in the air, but tradition has not yet agreed to leave the room. There is charm here, certainly, but not mere prettiness. Moore’s strength lies in making ordinary lives feel observed rather than invented, with nature and place doing as much work as plot. Condition-wise, this is a good copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the expected signs of age and handling, but remains solid, readable, and pleasingly of its period. A book not pretending to be pristine, but still very much capable of doing what it was made for. A gently characterful piece of 1950s English fiction for readers who like rural atmosphere, understated drama, and novels that understand the countryside is never quite as innocent as it looks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6305/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dance-and-skylark-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6304 Master of None by Gilbert Harding There are books written by experts, books written by specialists, and then there is Master of None (1958) by Gilbert Harding, which wears its title like a badge of honour and invites you to consider that knowing a bit about everything might, in fact, be far more entertaining. Harding himself was something of a character—broadcaster, panel-show regular, professional contrarian, and a man whose opinions tended to arrive unfiltered and stay that way. This book reflects exactly that. It is not a tightly focused treatise, nor does it pretend to be. Instead, it wanders, observes, comments, and occasionally prods at the world with a mixture of wit, irritation, and reluctant affection. If you are expecting a neat argument with a tidy conclusion, you may find yourself gently disappointed. If, on the other hand, you enjoy a sharp mind ranging freely across its subject matter, you are very much in the right place. There is a distinctly mid-20th-century flavour to the whole thing: dry humour, confident prose, and the sense that the author is perfectly happy to assume you can keep up. Harding does not labour his points, nor does he dilute them. He simply presents them, often with a raised eyebrow, and moves on. It is the literary equivalent of a well-aimed remark delivered across a room—brief, pointed, and not especially concerned with whether it has been universally approved. This 1958 Putnam edition carries all that along in a straightforward, no-nonsense format. It is a book that looks as though it has been read rather than curated, which is exactly as it should be. Condition-wise, this is a good copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the expected signs of age and handling, but remains entirely solid and readable, with the sort of quiet resilience that suggests it has been through a few conversations of its own. In short, Master of None is less a manual and more a companionable ramble in the company of someone who has seen a good deal, thought about it, and decided to share the results without too much polishing. A pleasingly idiosyncratic volume for readers who prefer their books opinionated, their humour dry, and their authors unafraid to admit that expertise is sometimes overrated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6304/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/master-of-none-apr-2026.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Putnam no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6303 Utilitarianism by JS Mill There are books that promise happiness, and then there are books that attempt, with admirable Victorian seriousness, to calculate it. Utilitarianism by J. S. Mill is one of those quietly formidable works that takes a simple-sounding idea—“the greatest happiness of the greatest number”—and proceeds to examine it with such care, logic, and persistence that you begin to suspect happiness may be rather more complicated than first advertised. First published in the 19th century and presented here in a 1936 Everyman’s Library edition, this is philosophy in its most purposeful form: clear, direct, and entirely unconcerned with whether you were hoping for something a little lighter. Mill writes with the calm confidence of someone who believes that moral questions can, in fact, be thought through properly if only one is willing to sit still long enough. There are no slogans here, no shortcuts, and certainly no reassuring conclusions wrapped up in a tidy bow. Instead, you get a careful unpacking of what we mean by “good,” “pleasure,” and “right,” delivered in prose that is both accessible and quietly demanding. It is the sort of book that does not shout, but gently insists that you keep up. This Everyman’s Library edition adds its own understated charm. Designed to make serious works available to ordinary readers, it has that familiar mid-20th-century solidity—compact, practical, and faintly austere. It looks like a book that expects to be read rather than displayed, and it carries itself accordingly. Condition-wise, this is a fair copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. There is a small tear to the top front of the spine, which gives it a touch of visible character without compromising its overall integrity. Beyond that, it is in surprisingly fine shape: clean, stable, and entirely ready to continue its philosophical duties. In other words, a book that has endured a minor structural disagreement but otherwise remains entirely composed. And perhaps that is fitting. A work devoted to weighing consequences and balancing outcomes now presents itself with a small imperfection and a great deal of substance—an object lesson, if one were inclined to see it that way. A thoughtful and quietly enduring classic for readers who like their philosophy clear, their questions difficult, and their books just worn enough to suggest they have already been part of a few serious conversations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6303/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/utilitarianism-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6302 The Tempest by William Shakespeare There are books that arrive with a modest sense of purpose, and then there is The Tempest—which arrives trailing storms, shipwrecks, spirits, betrayal, reconciliation, and the quiet suggestion that human nature has been much the same for several centuries now and shows no particular intention of improving. This 1921 Cambridge University Press edition presents Shakespeare’s final play in a form that feels entirely appropriate: measured, scholarly, and faintly dignified, as though it has been waiting patiently on a shelf for exactly the right moment to be taken down and considered. It is not a flashy production, nor does it attempt to modernise anything. Instead, it offers the text as it stands—rich, lyrical, occasionally baffling, and entirely confident that you will meet it halfway. The Tempest itself is one of Shakespeare’s more curious creations. It is part magical fable, part political drama, part meditation on power, forgiveness, and the rather inconvenient tendency of people to behave badly when given the opportunity. There are spirits and conspiracies, nobles and fools, and at the centre of it all Prospero, quietly orchestrating events with the sort of control most of us can only dream of. It manages to be both intimate and expansive, whimsical and serious, and—like much of Shakespeare—just slippery enough to resist being pinned down to a single meaning. Condition-wise, this is a good copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the expected signs of a century’s worth of existence: a little wear here and there, perhaps some gentle ageing to the pages, the sort of marks that confirm it has been handled rather than preserved in a glass case. The binding remains sound, the text perfectly readable, and the overall impression is of a book that has quietly endured rather than loudly insisted upon its importance. And that, perhaps, is the charm of it. In an age of endlessly refreshed editions and aggressively modern interpretations, here is a straightforward 1921 printing that simply gets on with the business of being Shakespeare. No embellishment required, no apology offered—just a play about storms, spirits, and human frailty, still doing its work a hundred years on. A pleasingly traditional volume for readers who like their classics unadorned, their magic slightly mysterious, and their books with just enough history to feel as though they have weathered a storm or two themselves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6302/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tempest-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge at the University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6300 The Oregon Trail by Francis Parkman The Oregon Trail by Francis Parkman is travel writing from the age when “going west” did not mean sitting in traffic on the M4, but crossing plains, meeting tribes, sleeping rough, and generally discovering that geography is much more assertive when there are no service stations. Originally published in the 19th century and reissued here in this 1944 Readers Union / Oxford University Press edition, Parkman’s account follows his journey through the American frontier at a time when the West was still being turned into myth, argument, opportunity, and disaster, depending very much on where one happened to be standing. It is part travel narrative, part frontier history, part personal adventure, and part period document, complete with all the confidence, curiosity, and assumptions of its age. This is not a modern, sanitised account. Parkman writes with the eye of a traveller and the voice of a man very much of his time. That means there is vivid description, genuine atmosphere, and plenty of historical interest, along with attitudes that now belong firmly in the 19th century and should be read as part of the book’s context rather than swallowed whole. In other words, it is fascinating both for what it describes and for how it describes it. Condition-wise, this is a good copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the expected signs of age and use, but remains a solid and readable wartime edition. As with many Readers Union volumes, it has that pleasingly practical mid-century quality: not flashy, not precious, but made to be read rather than merely admired from a safe distance. A rewarding volume for readers who enjoy frontier travel writing, American history, older Oxford editions, and books that remind us that “adventure” usually meant discomfort first and romance later. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6300/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-oregon-trail-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Readers Union - Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6299 The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran There are books that tell you what to do, books that tell you what not to do, and then there is The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, which does something altogether more refined: it tells you everything in such a beautifully phrased, gently mysterious way that you are left nodding thoughtfully, slightly wiser, and not entirely certain how it managed it. First published in 1923 and reissued here in a 1972 Heinemann edition, The Prophet is one of those quietly enduring works that has spent the better part of a century appearing on bedside tables, being given as meaningful gifts, and being opened at random in search of something profound (and almost always delivering). Structured as a series of poetic essays on life’s larger themes—love, work, freedom, sorrow, joy, and the general business of being human—it manages to be both simple and elusive, like advice that sounds obvious until you try to explain it. Gibran writes in a style that is unmistakably its own: part poetry, part philosophy, part gentle sermon, and entirely committed to sounding as though it has been distilled from some deeper, older source. It is the sort of prose that invites reflection rather than argument, offering lines that feel as though they ought to be underlined, remembered, or quoted at exactly the right moment—preferably while looking out of a window. This 1972 Heinemann edition presents the text in a straightforward, unpretentious format, allowing the words to do most of the work. Condition-wise, this is a good copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the expected signs of having been handled, perhaps dipped into at thoughtful intervals over the years, but remains perfectly readable and entirely serviceable. It has not tried to reinvent itself as a pristine object; it has simply carried on being what it is. And that, really, is the appeal. The Prophet is not a book you rush through, nor one you consult for quick answers. It is a book you return to, occasionally, when the mood strikes—or when life becomes just complicated enough to justify a few well-chosen, quietly resonant sentences. A small but enduring classic for readers who appreciate their wisdom gently delivered, their prose lyrical, and their books just philosophical enough to feel as though they might know something you don’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6299/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-prophet-apr-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann 9780434290673 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6298 Ones Company - A Journey to China by Peter Fleming One’s Company: A Journey to China (1935) by Peter Fleming is travel writing from an age when journeys still looked like journeys, maps had blanker edges, and a British writer could set off across half the world with a notebook, a sharp eye, and a tone of mild amusement at almost everything, including himself. Fleming’s account of travelling to China in the early 1930s has all the ingredients one hopes for in interwar travel writing: distance, discomfort, politics, odd encounters, fine observation, and the occasional sense that the author is both fascinated and faintly entertained by the whole performance. It is not a guidebook, and it is certainly not a modern piece of travel journalism with “top ten things to do” cheerfully stapled to the front. It is a proper journey, written by someone who knows how to turn movement, uncertainty, and inconvenience into prose. China, as Fleming encounters it here, is not simplified into postcard scenery. It is complicated, unsettled, intriguing, and often difficult to read. That is part of the book’s appeal. Fleming writes with the cool, witty assurance of his period, but also with enough curiosity to keep the whole thing alive. He notices people, places, delays, absurdities, and the strange little moments that make travel writing more than merely travelling in print. Condition-wise, this is a good copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the expected signs of age and use, because any copy of a 1935 travel book that has made it this far without acquiring a little character would be suspiciously well behaved. It remains a solid, readable volume, with the sort of period presence that makes older Jonathan Cape books so pleasing on the shelf. A very appealing piece of 1930s travel writing for readers who like their journeys long, their authors dry, their history slightly dusty, and their books from a time when going to China was not a content opportunity but an undertaking. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6298/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ones-company-apr-2026.jpg 83.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6297 The Ingoldsby Legends by Thomas Ingoldsby There are books that arrive with a clear sense of purpose, and then there are books like The Ingoldsby Legends—which arrive with a raised eyebrow, a knowing smile, and the distinct impression that something mildly improper is about to happen in a churchyard. Originally penned in the 19th century by Thomas Ingoldsby (the pen name of Richard Harris Barham), these tales are a wonderfully peculiar mixture of gothic mischief, mock-heroic storytelling, and the sort of humour that cheerfully refuses to behave itself. Ghosts appear, legends unravel, authority figures are treated with a certain polite irreverence, and the whole thing proceeds at a pace that suggests the author is enjoying himself rather more than is strictly necessary. This particular edition, published by Odhams Press around the 1950s, presents all that Victorian eccentricity in a suitably respectable post-war format. The binding has that reassuringly traditional look—dark, slightly sober, and just decorative enough to hint that something more entertaining lurks within. It is the kind of book that sits very nicely on a shelf, quietly suggesting literary seriousness, while secretly containing rhyming tales of hauntings, absurdities, and delightfully improbable happenings. Condition-wise, this is a good, honest copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the expected signs of age and handling—nothing dramatic, just the gentle wear of a book that has been around long enough to have been picked up, put down, and perhaps occasionally read aloud to an audience of varying levels of attentiveness. The binding remains solid, the pages entirely serviceable, and the overall impression is one of quiet durability rather than fragile antiquity. And that, really, is part of the charm. The Ingoldsby Legends has always occupied a slightly odd corner of English literature: not quite horror, not quite comedy, not quite satire, but a thoroughly enjoyable blend of all three. In this mid-20th-century guise, it becomes something even more appealing—a book that looks traditional, reads playfully, and manages to bridge two very different eras without losing its sense of humour. A thoroughly characterful volume for those who like their classics a little eccentric, their ghosts slightly ridiculous, and their books with just enough history to feel as though they have been in on the joke all along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6297/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-ingoldsby-legends-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Odhams Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6296 Confessions of a Thug by Philip Meadoes Taylor There are confessions, and then there are Confessions of a Thug—which, as titles go, has the refreshing honesty of not pretending to be anything else. Originally a 19th-century sensation by Philip Meadows Taylor, this 1974 Folio Society edition arrives dressed in the sort of quiet elegance that suggests civilisation, restraint, and a nice cup of tea… all of which makes the subject matter feel faintly mischievous. The novel itself plunges into the world of the Thuggee—those historically shadowy bands of ritual robbers and stranglers in colonial India—told from the inside, no less. It is part adventure, part moral inquiry, part imperial-era fascination with “the exotic other,” and entirely committed to telling its story with a straight face. There is something both gripping and slightly eyebrow-raising about it now: a reminder that Victorian storytelling did not lack for drama, even if it occasionally brought along a suitcase full of attitudes best left unpacked. This Folio Society edition, meanwhile, does its best to restore a sense of composure to proceedings. Typically well-produced, it has that familiar Folio air of “this is a serious book, please handle accordingly,” even when the contents involve ambush, intrigue, and a good deal of narrative tension. It’s a pleasing contrast—refined presentation paired with decidedly less refined activities. Condition-wise, this is a good copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the expected signs of having been read and handled, but remains perfectly presentable and entirely serviceable. The binding is sound, the text clear, and the overall impression is of a book that has quietly done its job without fuss or drama—unlike some of the characters within. All in all, this is a curious and compelling piece of historical fiction (or historical imagination, depending on how you view it), wrapped in the reassuringly tasteful clothing of a Folio Society edition. Ideal for readers who enjoy a touch of the dramatic, a hint of the controversial, and the faintly ironic pleasure of encountering something rather dark presented with impeccable manners. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6296/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/confessions-of-a-thug-apr-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Folio Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6295 Through the Moon Door by Dorothy Graham Through the Moon Door (1928) by Dorothy Graham sounds like the sort of book that ought to involve a secret garden, a peculiar aunt, a silver key, and at least one person speaking meaningfully beside a window. Whether or not it delivers precisely that, the title alone arrives with a proper 1920s air of mystery, suggesting a world in which doors are not merely doors, moons are not merely moons, and respectable publishers like Williams and Norgate were still willing to let a little strangeness into the room. This is an original 1928 volume, not a modern reprint, which gives it that pleasingly tangible between-the-wars character. It belongs to a literary world before blurbs became allergic to ambiguity, when a book could announce itself with a dreamlike title and trust the reader to lean in. There is something immediately appealing about that: no algorithmic subtitle, no promise of seven life-changing secrets, just a moon door and the expectation that you will have the curiosity to open it. Condition-wise, this is a good copy as sold by Crappy Old Books. It shows the ordinary evidence of age and handling one would expect from a book approaching its centenary, but remains a solid and attractive survivor. It has not emerged from 1928 in factory-fresh denial. It has lived a little, endured a little, and come through with its dignity intact. A charming, uncommon-looking vintage volume for readers who enjoy early 20th-century literary oddities, obscure titles, and books that feel as though they may know slightly more than they are prepared to say. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6295/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/through-the-moon-door-apr-2026.jpg 36.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Williams and Norgate no GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-6294 The Study of the Pulse by James Mackenzie There are books that you dip into when you have a spare moment, and then there are books that insist on placing two fingers gently—but firmly—on the wrist of both patient and reader and asking, with quiet authority, “Now then, shall we take this seriously?” The Study of the Pulse (1902) by James Mackenzie is very much the latter. Written at a time when medicine was still half art, half science, and entirely convinced of its own gravity, this is a deeply considered exploration of something we now take for granted: that faint, rhythmic reminder that we are, in fact, still here. Mackenzie approaches the pulse not as a simple beat, but as a language—subtle, nuanced, and, if properly interpreted, capable of revealing the hidden dramas of the human body. This is not a quick guide for the impatient. There are no shortcuts, no diagrams promising instant mastery, and certainly no reassuring modern bullet points. Instead, you get careful observation, thoughtful analysis, and the steady accumulation of insight from a physician who clearly spent a great deal of time listening—not just to his patients, but to what their pulses were trying to say. It is, in its own way, both meticulous and oddly poetic: a book about rhythm that proceeds at a rhythm of its own. Condition-wise, this is a good, solid copy, exactly the sort of book that has aged with quiet dignity. There may be the usual gentle signs of its years—some light wear, perhaps a touch of foxing here and there—but nothing that distracts from the overall impression of a volume that has simply carried on, decade after decade, doing precisely what it was made to do. The binding remains reassuringly intact, the pages still entirely readable, and the whole thing possesses that faint but unmistakable sense of having been part of a much longer story. And that, perhaps, is the real appeal. In an era where machines now measure pulses in fractions of a second and deliver verdicts without ceremony, here is a book that reminds you there was once a slower, more deliberate way of paying attention. A way that required patience, concentration, and a willingness to trust that something as simple as a pulse could be worth an entire book. A quietly fascinating Edwardian medical classic for anyone who likes their science thoughtful, their history tangible, and their books with a heartbeat of their own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6294/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-study-of-the-pulse-apr-2026.jpg 210.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Young J Pentland no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6293 Principles of Religous Life by Francis Cuthbert Doyle There are books that promise to change your life in ten easy steps, preferably before lunch, and then there are books like this: Principles of Religious Life (1883) by Francis Cuthbert Doyle, which takes a more measured approach—namely, the rest of your life, and possibly a bit beyond that if you have the time. Published by R. Washbourne at a time when moral seriousness was very much in fashion, this is a proper Victorian guide to spiritual discipline, reflection, and the general business of living a life that would pass inspection under fairly exacting standards. Doyle does not shout, he does not rush, and he certainly does not simplify. Instead, he proceeds with calm authority, gently but firmly assuming that you are here for the long haul and quite capable of grappling with ideas that require more than a passing glance. What you get is not a breezy handbook, but a sustained and thoughtful exploration of religious life as it was understood in the late 19th century: structured, purposeful, and quietly demanding. There is a reassuring solidity to it all, as though the author expects both the reader and the book itself to endure, ideally together. Condition-wise, this is a good, honest copy, exactly as one might hope from a volume that has been around since 1883. It shows some signs of age—because of course it does—but nothing that detracts from its readability or presence. If anything, the mild wear simply confirms that this is not a modern reproduction pretending to be old, but the genuine article, with all the understated character that implies. And that is perhaps the charm of it. In an age of instant advice and disposable wisdom, here is a book that assumes patience, rewards attention, and offers something far more durable than quick fixes: a glimpse into a world where ideas were given time to settle, and where a book like this was expected to be lived with rather than skimmed. A quietly imposing Victorian volume for those who appreciate their guidance thoughtful, their prose measured, and their books with just enough history to remind you they have been around the block—and intend to stay there. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6293/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/principles-of-religious-life-apr-2026.jpg 60.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books R Washbourne no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6292 The Ancient History of the Egypyians Carthaginians Assyrians Babylonians Medes and Persians Macedonians and Grecians - Vol VII by Rollins There are books that arrive politely, introduce themselves, and sit neatly on a shelf. And then there are books like this: a slightly battle-worn, quietly dignified survivor of 1804 that has seen enough history to feel entitled to write a little more of its own. NOTE!!!! The book is brown in colour like all the others of its age, I dont know why the image looks blue, clearly my camera is rubbish. The Ancient History of the Egyptians, Carthaginians, Assyrians, Babylonians, Medes and Persians, Macedonians and Grecians – Volume VII by Rollin is exactly what it says it is, and then some. This is not a modern “dip in and out” paperback; this is a proper, sprawling Enlightenment-era attempt to explain the rise and fall of entire civilisations in a tone that assumes you have the time, the patience, and possibly a good armchair. It is learned, ambitious, occasionally opinionated in that confident early-19th-century way, and altogether rather wonderful for it. Condition-wise, it carries a small and very human story of its own. Two former price stickers were bravely challenged and partially removed, leaving behind faint rectangular ghosts and a touch of scuffing where enthusiasm briefly exceeded prudence. They have since dried and settled into something more subtle, visible on close inspection rather than shouting for attention. In a way, it feels entirely appropriate: a book about ancient empires now bearing the mild scars of modern retail archaeology. There is also some light foxing here and there, the usual gentle freckles of age, but nothing that detracts from the experience. And the binding? Exceptionally good. Reassuringly solid. The kind of binding that reminds you books were once expected to last, not merely survive a commute. This is a volume that still holds itself together with quiet authority, as if it knows it has already outlived several generations of readers and will likely outlast a few more. In short, this is not a pristine museum piece, nor is it pretending to be. It is a genuine, early-19th-century history book that has been read, handled, slightly fussed over, and ultimately preserved well enough to continue doing exactly what it was made for: sitting on a shelf looking quietly impressive, and occasionally being opened to reveal a world where empires rise, fall, and are patiently explained in long, thoughtful sentences. A solid, characterful volume for anyone who prefers their history with a little actual history attached. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6292/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-ancient-history-of-the-egyptians-apr-2026.jpg 55.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books G Woodfall no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6291 The Grasmere Journal by Dorothy Wordsworth Some people go for a walk and forget about it by tea. Dorothy Wordsworth went for a walk and accidentally preserved a slice of literary history. The Grasmere Journal is a diary of daily life in the Lake District at the turn of the 19th century, but “daily life” here turns out to include landscapes of quiet beauty, small domestic details, changing seasons, visitors, thoughts, and observations so precise that you begin to suspect nothing escaped her notice — not even the weather, which is given the attention it has long deserved. This is not a grand narrative with plot twists and dramatic revelations. Instead, it is something rarer: a record of experience as it unfolds, unhurried and attentive. Dorothy writes about the natural world with clarity and feeling, capturing moments that might otherwise have dissolved into memory. Along the way, the familiar figure of William Wordsworth appears, though the journal quietly makes it clear that genius does not always belong exclusively to the person with the published poems. The charm lies in the detail — the rhythms of rural life, the subtle shifts of light and season, the sense of place so strong it feels almost physical. It is a book that rewards patience, offering not excitement but immersion, and the gentle realisation that noticing things properly is a form of art. This 2016 Folio Society edition, in as new condition, is a particularly handsome volume — beautifully produced, clean, and entirely untouched. It is the sort of book that looks as though it belongs in a calm room with a window, preferably overlooking something suitably English. Ideal for readers of classic literature, nature writing, diaries, and anyone who suspects that the smallest moments are often the ones worth keeping. The Grasmere Journal is quiet, observant, and enduring — rather like the landscape it describes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6291/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-grasmere-journal-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Folio Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6289 How to Look at a Painting by Justin Paton There are two traditional ways to look at a painting: nod thoughtfully, or pretend you understand it. Justin Paton offers a third option — actually looking. How to Look at a Painting is less a rulebook and more a friendly, slightly mischievous guide to slowing down in front of art and noticing what is really there. Paton sidesteps the heavy jargon and solemn lectures, preferring curiosity over certainty and observation over intimidation. The result is a book that gently dismantles the idea that you need special training, secret knowledge, or a whispering guide to appreciate what is hanging on the wall. Instead, he encourages readers to ask questions, trust their eyes, and enjoy the process of discovery. Composition, colour, detail, context, mood — all the elements are there, but presented in a way that feels human rather than academic. It turns out that looking properly is both simpler and more demanding than it first appears. This 2005 AWA Press edition, in good condition, is a solid, readable copy of a thoughtful and approachable art book. Ideal for gallery-goers, reluctant art appreciators, and anyone who has ever stood in front of a painting wondering whether they are missing something important (they probably are, but this will help). How to Look at a Painting is an invitation to pay attention — which, as it happens, is the whole point. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6289/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-look-at-a-painting-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AWA Press 9780958253888 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6287 How America Runs Britain by Angus Hanton Britain likes to imagine itself as independent, sovereign, and calmly in charge of its own affairs. How America Runs Britain arrives with the awkward paperwork suggesting otherwise. Angus Hanton examines the growing influence of American corporations, finance, technology, ownership, and economic power over British life. This is not invasion by redcoats in reverse, but something quieter and more efficient: data centres, private equity, tech platforms, supermarkets, healthcare contracts, tax structures, investment flows, and the general sense that national control may have been outsourced while nobody was looking. It is a book about power, but not always the kind that waves a flag. Hanton looks at how US companies and investors shape what Britons buy, watch, eat, use, rent, search, stream, and depend upon. The result is part economics, part politics, part corporate anatomy, and part uncomfortable household inventory: how much of “British” daily life is still actually British? This 2025 Swift Press edition, in good condition, is a sharp, current non-fiction title for readers interested in politics, economics, globalisation, corporate power, and the slow realisation that sovereignty may come with terms and conditions. How America Runs Britain is brisk, provocative, and quietly alarming — ideal for anyone who enjoys discovering that the special relationship may include a management structure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6287/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vassal-state-apr-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Swift Press 9781800753907 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6286 Toujours Provence by Peter Mayle There are people who move to the south of France for the sunshine, the wine, and the gentle pace of life. Then there is Peter Mayle, who moved to Provence and discovered that all three come with complications, neighbours, builders, lunches that last longer than careers, and a firm local belief that time is more of a suggestion than a rule. Toujours Provence is the sequel to Mayle’s earlier adventures, which means he has now settled in just enough to be properly confused. The book is a series of anecdotes and observations about Provençal life: food, markets, wine, language, customs, eccentric characters, and the small daily negotiations required to exist happily in a place that operates on entirely its own logic. There are meals here — many, many meals — described with such affection that you may begin to feel underfed by comparison. There are also encounters with tradesmen whose relationship with deadlines is philosophical, neighbours whose advice is plentiful and unavoidable, and a steady stream of moments that make it clear that living abroad is less about escape and more about adaptation (preferably with a glass in hand). What makes it work is Mayle’s tone: amused, self-aware, and gently ironic. He knows he is the outsider, and he treats the whole experience not as a triumph of relocation but as an ongoing lesson in how little he controls. The result is light, readable, and quietly affectionate without ever becoming sentimental. This Pan Books edition, in good condition, is a well-handled copy of a modern travel classic. Ideal for readers of memoir, travel writing, food writing, and anyone who suspects that a simpler life in the countryside may involve rather more logistics than advertised. Toujours Provence is not just about living in France — it is about learning, slowly and often unsuccessfully, how to live like someone who belongs there. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6286/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/toujours-provence-apr-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330319478 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6285 Tinkers Leave by Maurice Baring Some novels bustle with incident. Tinker’s Leave prefers to take a thoughtful pause, look around, and quietly consider what any of it might mean. In this gently reflective work by Maurice Baring, the title itself hints at the mood: a temporary stepping away, a sanctioned absence, a moment of withdrawal from the noise of ordinary life. What follows is less a conventional plot than a series of observations, conversations, and reflections, all delivered with Baring’s characteristic lightness of touch and understated wit. There are people here, certainly — individuals navigating society, relationships, expectations, and the occasional mild absurdity — but the real subject is something quieter: perspective. Baring has a gift for noticing the small things, the fleeting moods, the polite hypocrisies, and the strange ways people manage to live alongside one another without entirely understanding anything at all. The tone is civilised, amused, and just slightly detached, as though the author has decided that life is best approached with curiosity rather than urgency. Nothing shouts. Nothing rushes. Instead, the book unfolds at its own pace, content to be thoughtful rather than dramatic. This 2001 House of Stratus edition, in near fine condition, is a particularly tidy copy — clean, well-kept, and entirely suited to a novel that values composure over spectacle. It is the sort of book that looks quietly respectable on a shelf, while harbouring a gently ironic view of the world within. Ideal for readers of classic English fiction, understated humour, and novels where the pleasure lies in tone, observation, and the slow accumulation of insight. Tinker’s Leave is less about going somewhere than about stepping aside — and discovering that the view improves considerably when you do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6285/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tinkers-leave-apr-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books House of Stratus Ltd 9780755101108 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6283 World Without End - The Global Empire of Philip II by Hugh Thomas Some rulers inherit a kingdom. Philip II inherited a filing problem with continents attached. World Without End by Hugh Thomas tells the story of Spain’s vast global empire under Philip II, when power stretched across Europe, the Americas, Asia, oceans, trade routes, colonies, silver mines, mission fields, and enough bureaucracy to make even an empire feel tired. This is history on a grand scale: conquest, religion, administration, ambition, ships, treasure, violence, diplomacy, and the enormous practical nuisance of trying to govern half the world before email. Philip II sits at the centre of it all, pious, determined, paperwork-heavy, and convinced that the world could probably be managed from a desk if only the dispatches arrived on time. Thomas explores not just the monarch, but the machinery of empire — the people, routes, institutions, rivalries, and decisions that held Spanish power together, or tried to. The result is a sweeping account of global rule when the globe itself was becoming violently, profitably, and permanently connected. This Penguin Books edition, in good condition, is a solid copy of a serious, readable imperial history. Ideal for readers interested in Spain, empire, exploration, colonial history, and the alarming discovery that globalisation began with sails, silver, sermons, and swords. World Without End is big history with maps, monarchs, missionaries, and consequences — proof that ruling an empire on which the sun never set was impressive, exhausting, and probably terrible for the post room. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6283/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/world-without-end-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141034478 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6280 Selected Poems 1956-86 by Anne Stevenson Anne Stevenson’s Selected Poems 1956–86 is the sort of collection that quietly reminds you poetry does not need fireworks when it has intelligence, precision, and a very sharp eye. Spanning thirty years of work, this Oxford University Press volume gathers poems concerned with memory, place, womanhood, nature, family, art, and the uncomfortable business of being a thinking person in a world that rarely pauses for footnotes. Stevenson’s voice is thoughtful, controlled, lyrical, and often wry — the kind of poetry that appears calm until you realise it has been steadily dismantling something important. There is elegance here, but not softness. These poems look carefully at experience, language, and the self, with the patience of someone who knows that the quietest observations are often the most dangerous. Nothing is overblown. Nothing waves a flag. Instead, the collection offers clarity, craft, and the occasional line that behaves like a trapdoor. This 1989 Oxford University Press edition, in good condition, is a solid reading copy of an important modern poet’s work. Ideal for readers of serious contemporary poetry, women poets, and collections that reward slow reading rather than dramatic lunging. Selected Poems 1956–86 is calm, clever, and quietly formidable — which is usually the most alarming kind. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6280/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-poems-apr-2026.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192826244 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6279 The Quuen of Sheba by Kathleen Jamie Some figures stride through history in gold and legend. Others arrive in a slim Bloodaxe paperback and quietly rearrange the furniture of the present. The Queen of Sheba by Kathleen Jamie does a bit of both. This 1994 collection takes its title from a woman who famously travelled far to test wisdom and left with more questions than answers — a promising model for poetry. Jamie’s poems move between myth and the everyday, between the ancient and the contemporary, with a voice that is clear, observant, and not especially interested in grand gestures for their own sake. Instead, she finds the extraordinary in the ordinary: landscapes, relationships, fleeting moments, and the quiet negotiations of identity. There is wit here, but it is the kind that arrives gently and then stays. There is also a sharpness — an ability to look at familiar things from an angle that makes them feel newly uncertain. The poems do not shout. They do not need to. They know exactly where they stand. This Bloodaxe Books edition, in good condition, is a solid, well-read copy of a modern poetry collection that has lost none of its clarity or quiet authority. It is the sort of book that rewards rereading, partly because it never feels in a hurry to be finished. Ideal for readers of contemporary poetry, Scottish writing, and those who like their literature thoughtful, precise, and just slightly askew. The Queen of Sheba proves that you don’t need a caravan and a kingdom to go on a journey — though it doesn’t rule either out. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6279/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-queen-of-sheba-apr-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloodaxe Books 9781852242848 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6276 The Eyes by Don Paterson Some poetry looks out at the world. Don Paterson’s The Eyes looks back, and gives the unsettling impression it has noticed more than you intended. This 1999 Faber and Faber collection is sharp, lyrical, intelligent, and not especially interested in making the reader too comfortable. Paterson writes with a mixture of precision and mischief, moving between beauty, unease, wit, memory, desire, and those awkward private moments where the mind starts behaving like an unreliable tenant. The poems are elegant without being soft, clever without merely showing off, and serious without insisting on a solemn face throughout. There is music here, but also teeth. A line may begin by sounding graceful and end by making you feel personally implicated, which is generally a sign that the poet knows exactly what he is doing. This copy is in good condition, making it a solid reading copy of a modern Faber poetry collection with plenty of bite left in it. Ideal for readers who like contemporary poetry that is polished, darkly observant, emotionally alert, and just faintly dangerous. The Eyes is the sort of collection that watches the watcher — which is rude, but effective. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6276/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-eyes-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571200559 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6275 X-Self by Edward Kamau Brathwaite There are books that introduce themselves clearly, and then there is X/Self, which arrives like a fragment of a message you are expected to piece together yourself — preferably while reconsidering everything you thought you knew about language, identity, and history. In this 1987 collection, Edward Kamau Brathwaite continues his long, inventive exploration of Caribbean identity, colonial legacy, and the uneasy relationship between imposed language and lived experience. This is poetry that does not sit politely on the page. It bends spelling, rhythm, typography, and voice into something that feels closer to speech, music, and memory than to standard literary form. The “X” in X/Self does a great deal of work — suggesting erasure, multiplication, unknown quantities, and identities shaped by history rather than neatly defined by it. Brathwaite’s work moves through displacement, diaspora, resistance, and cultural survival, often with a sense that the past is not past at all, but actively rearranging the present. This is not a collection for casual skimming. It asks the reader to slow down, listen, and sometimes work a little harder than expected. In return, it offers something richer: a voice that is distinctive, challenging, and deeply rooted in both history and personal expression. This Oxford University Press edition, in good condition, is a solid, readable copy of a significant modern poetry collection. Ideal for readers interested in Caribbean literature, postcolonial writing, experimental poetry, and the ways language can be reshaped to carry new meanings. X/Self is not so much a book you read as one you encounter — and, occasionally, have to negotiate with. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6275/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/x-self-apr-2026.jpg 24.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192819871 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6274 A Different Sea by Claudio Magris Some journeys promise adventure. Others quietly ruin the idea that going somewhere will solve anything. A Different Sea by Claudio Magris belongs firmly to the second, more suspicious category. This is a reflective European novel about Enrico Mreule, a man who travels as far as Patagonia only to return to Trieste and embrace a life of withdrawal, simplicity, and quiet refusal. While the world busies itself with ambition, politics, progress, and other noisy habits, Enrico chooses something smaller, stranger, and possibly more honest. Magris writes with philosophical calm, drifting through memory, exile, identity, and the awkward question of whether a life can be meaningful precisely because it avoids the usual performance of success. It is not a plot-heavy romp. Nobody should expect car chases, secret codes, or sudden revelations involving a lighthouse. This is literary fiction for readers who enjoy mood, thought, distance, and the faint sensation of being gently judged by Central Europe. This 1995 Harvill Press edition is in fair condition. It has some water damage to the bottom right, but remains readable and structurally sound. In other words, not a collector’s showpiece, but a perfectly usable reading copy — which, for a book about renunciation and unshowy endurance, feels almost thematically committed. Ideal for readers of serious literary fiction, Italian and European writing, reflective travel-adjacent novels, and books where the real drama is internal, quiet, and wearing a slightly damp corner with dignity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6274/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-different-sea-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Harvill Press 9781860460524 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6273 Whitlam to Winston by Barry Cohen Politics is often described as public service, which is a noble way of saying meetings, grudges, speeches, ambition, compromise, and the occasional magnificent collapse. Whitlam to Winston by Barry Cohen looks back across Australian political life with the weary amusement of someone who was there, took notes, and survived. Cohen served through a lively stretch of Australian politics, from the Whitlam years onwards, and this memoir offers portraits, anecdotes, reflections, and the sort of insider detail that makes politics look less like a grand machine and more like a room full of clever people trying not to trip over one another. There are personalities here, naturally. Political memoirs need personalities in the same way parliaments need arguments. Cohen writes with humour and warmth, but also with the useful sharpness of a man who knows that public life is never quite as dignified behind the scenes as it appears in the official photographs. This 1997 Allen & Unwin edition, in fine condition, is a very smart copy of a political memoir with wit, memory, and a distinctly Australian flavour. Ideal for readers interested in Australian politics, political autobiography, parliamentary life, and the strange comedy of government by humans. Whitlam to Winston is public life remembered with a raised eyebrow — part memoir, part political scrapbook, and part evidence that history is often run by people who badly need a cup of tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6273/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/whitlam-to-winston-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allen and Unwin 9781864484045 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6272 Bismarks War by Rachel Chrastil Wars are often named after places, years, or unfortunate misunderstandings. Bismarck’s War takes a different approach and puts the man right in the title, which is only fair given that Otto von Bismarck spent much of the 19th century arranging Europe to his liking and then insisting it all made perfect sense. In this sharp, modern study by Rachel Chrastil, the Franco-Prussian War (1870–71) is revisited not just as a clash of armies, but as a moment of transformation — for Germany, for France, and for the entire European balance of power. It is a war of strategy, certainly, but also of personalities, politics, miscalculations, and that peculiar 19th-century confidence that everything will be resolved neatly after a decisive victory. (History, as ever, declines to cooperate.) Chrastil explores how Bismarck engineered circumstances, manipulated tensions, and steered events toward conflict, while also showing how the war unfolded on the ground: sieges, mobilisation, civilian experience, and the often overlooked human cost behind the grand narrative of unification. Paris starves, empires wobble, nations are born, and Europe takes a step closer to the complicated future it has been working toward with such determination. What emerges is not just a military history, but a story of consequence — how one relatively short war reshaped a continent and left echoes that would be heard long after the cannons stopped. It turns out that unifying Germany was the easy part; living with the result was rather more involved. This Penguin Books edition, in good condition, is a solid, readable copy of a fresh and engaging history. Ideal for readers of European history, military campaigns, and political strategy, especially those who enjoy watching large historical forces collide under the careful supervision of one very determined individual. Bismarck’s War is history with diplomacy, ambition, artillery, and the quiet suspicion that somebody, somewhere, is already planning the next one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6272/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bismarks-war-apr-2026.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141991610 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6271 The Restoration - A Political and Religious History of England and Wales 1658-1667 by Ronald Hutton The Restoration sounds cheerful, as if England simply dusted off the monarchy and carried on. Ronald Hutton’s The Restoration is here to remind us that history is rarely so obliging. Covering England and Wales from 1658 to 1667, this is the story of a country trying to put itself back together after civil war, republic, religious upheaval, political exhaustion, and the awkward realisation that nobody entirely agreed what “normal” was supposed to look like. Charles II returns, the monarchy is restored, and everyone politely pretends this solves everything. It does not. Hutton digs into the politics, religion, power struggles, compromises, anxieties, and opportunism of the period with scholarly precision. Bishops, Parliament, royalists, republicans, dissenters, courtiers, clergy, and nervous local officials all jostle for space in a settlement that was less a neat reset than a national negotiation conducted under pressure. This 2001 Clarendon Paperbacks edition, in good condition, is a solid copy of a serious academic history. Ideal for readers who like the 17th century messy, argumentative, and full of people discovering that bringing back the king was only the beginning of the problem. The Restoration is history with wigs, theology, suspicion, and paperwork — proof that even a political comeback tour needs administration. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6271/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-restoration-apr-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clarendon Paperbacks 9780198203926 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6270 In Search Of Berlin - The Story of Europes Most Important City by John Kampfner Some cities have history. Berlin has layers, most of which appear to have been built, demolished, rebuilt, divided, reunited, and then politely argued over ever since. In In Search of Berlin, John Kampfner takes on what might be Europe’s most persistently complicated city — a place that has managed, with impressive consistency, to be at the centre of everything while also questioning what “everything” actually means. This is not a tidy guidebook. It is a cultural excavation, a historical wander, and occasionally a philosophical shrug in the direction of modern Europe. Berlin here is many things at once: imperial capital, cultural powerhouse, ideological battleground, divided symbol, reunited experiment, and ongoing identity crisis with excellent transport links. Kampfner traces its story through politics, architecture, personalities, memory, and the peculiar ability of Berliners to live quite comfortably among ghosts, ruins, reinventions, and late-night conversations about all three. The narrative moves through the grand and the everyday: Prussian ambition, war, collapse, division, Cold War tension, and the strange, energetic city that emerged afterwards — a place where history is not tucked away in museums but tends to sit beside you in a café, occasionally asking awkward questions. This 2024 Atlantic Books edition, in very good condition, is a clean, well-kept copy of a modern, engaging history. It looks suitably serious on the shelf while remaining entirely readable inside — always a promising combination. Ideal for readers of European history, urban studies, cultural commentary, and anyone who suspects that Berlin is less a city and more an ongoing conversation. In Search of Berlin is not just about finding the city, but about realising it has been reinventing itself all along — often just ahead of anyone trying to pin it down. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6270/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-search-of-berlin-apr-2025.jpg 4.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Atlantic Books 9781838954840 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6265 Katabasis by Lucia Estrada Some books promise a journey. Katabasis promises a descent, which is a rather different sort of holiday altogether. In this 2020 collection by Lucía Estrada, the title does a good deal of the work: “katabasis” being that ancient, respectable term for a journey downward — into the underworld, into memory, into the self, or into whatever part of existence feels least inclined to tidy itself up for visitors. Happily, Estrada is not interested in offering a guided tour with signposts and refreshments. This is poetry that prefers shadow, suggestion, and the quiet authority of images that linger rather than explain. The poems move through themes of loss, transformation, myth, and the fragile business of being human, all delivered in language that feels precise and elusive at the same time. There is a sense of ritual here, as though each piece is part of a larger, half-glimpsed structure — something ancient, something personal, and something that may or may not wish to be fully understood. It is not a noisy collection. There are no dramatic flourishes demanding applause. Instead, Katabasis works in a lower register, inviting the reader to slow down, read again, and perhaps accept that some meanings prefer to remain just out of reach. The effect is less “answer” and more “atmosphere,” which, depending on your temperament, is either deeply rewarding or faintly suspicious. This Eulalia Books edition, in good condition, is a neat, understated volume that suits its contents perfectly — thoughtful, compact, and quietly serious. It looks the part of a book that might alter your mood without making a fuss about it. Ideal for readers of contemporary poetry, myth-inflected writing, and literary descents into the interior landscape. Not so much a book you finish as one you pass through, emerging slightly changed and not entirely certain when it happened. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6265/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/katabasis-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eulalia Books 9781732936355 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6264 Bump-Starting the Hearse by Kit Wright There are titles that politely introduce themselves, and then there is Bump-Starting the Hearse, which arrives like a raised eyebrow and refuses to explain. Kit Wright’s collection does exactly what the title suggests: it nudges the solemn into motion, gives the serious a shove, and finds a peculiar kind of life in places that might otherwise sit quietly behaving themselves. This is poetry, but not the sort that stands at a distance looking dignified. Wright writes with wit, rhythm, and a sharp sense of the absurd, moving easily between the playful and the poignant. One moment you are smiling at a turn of phrase; the next, you realise the poem has slipped something more thoughtful into your pocket while you weren’t paying attention. There is a strong sense of performance here too — poems that feel as though they would quite happily read themselves aloud if given half a chance. They have energy, humour, and that slightly subversive delight in taking ordinary situations and tilting them just enough to show their strangeness. The 1983 Hutchinson edition, in good condition, is a solid, well-aged copy of a collection that has lost none of its spark. It’s the sort of book that doesn’t demand to be read in one solemn sitting, but instead invites dipping, revisiting, and the occasional surprised laugh. Ideal for readers who enjoy poetry with personality, intelligence, and a willingness to be a little mischievous. Bump-Starting the Hearse proves that even the most serious subjects can, with the right nudge, get moving again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6264/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bump-starting-the-hearse-apr-2026.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson 9780091533113 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6263 A New Name by Jon Fosse Some novels tell you what is happening. Jon Fosse prefers to let existence leak slowly through the walls. A New Name is the final volume of Fosse’s Septology, a work of hypnotic literary seriousness in which memory, faith, art, identity, age, and regret circle one another like weather systems over a very quiet Norwegian coast. It is not a book for readers who require explosions every twelve pages. It is a book for readers who enjoy silence, repetition, spiritual unease, and sentences that seem to breathe rather than simply end. The story follows Asle, an ageing painter whose life, double, memories, and beliefs blur into one long, searching meditation. Things happen, certainly, but they happen in the Fosse way: inwardly, slowly, with the sort of intensity that makes a trip, a conversation, or a remembered image feel like a minor theological event. This 2022 Fitzcarraldo Editions copy, in good condition, is ideal for anyone who likes modern literary fiction at its most austere and atmospheric. It is also perfect for anyone who wants a book that looks calm on the outside while quietly attempting to dismantle the reader’s sense of self. Not cheerful, not brisk, and absolutely not beach reading unless your beach is cold, empty, and spiritually unresolved. A New Name is serious fiction for serious moods — or for anyone who has ever stared out of a window and suspected the window was staring back. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6263/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-new-name-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fitzcarraldo Editions 9781913097721 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6262 New Writings by Andrew OHagan and Colm Toibin New Writings is one of those literary collections that arrives looking modest and then quietly reveals it has invited half the serious people round for tea. Edited by Andrew O’Hagan and Colm Tóibín, this 2002 Pan Macmillan volume gathers contemporary writing under one roof, which is always brave, because writers rarely agree on anything except the importance of being read. Here you get the pleasure of variety: different voices, different moods, different angles on life, art, memory, place, language, and all the usual human confusion. It is the literary equivalent of opening a well-curated drawer and finding essays, fiction, reflections, and sharp little pieces that refuse to sit neatly in one category. Some will charm, some will brood, and at least one will probably make you feel you should have paid more attention at university. There is something very early-2000s about the whole enterprise: serious but not dusty, modern but not aggressively fashionable, confident that good writing still mattered before the internet finished teaching everyone to skim. It belongs to that fine tradition of anthologies that say, “Here is what writers are doing now,” while also quietly admitting that “now” becomes “then” surprisingly quickly. This Pan Macmillan edition is in good condition, which is ideal for a book meant to be dipped into, argued with, abandoned briefly, and rediscovered on a rainy afternoon. It is not a single-author march from beginning to end, but a literary buffet — and, unlike most buffets, the small odd things may be the best bits. Perfect for readers who like contemporary literature, essays, short pieces, anthologies, and the faint intellectual danger of not knowing exactly what sort of writing the next page will contain. New Writings is a civilised mixed bag, which is often the best kind. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6262/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-writings-apr-2026.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Macmillan 9780330485975 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6261 A Dozen Bakers by Peter Youds Every long historical series eventually reaches the point where the supporting characters start demanding their own rooms, their own histories, and possibly their own small wars. A Dozen Bakers by Peter Youds is exactly that sort of volume: a companion collection of thirteen short stories from the Ties of Blood world, filling in gaps, back-stories, side-roads, and those inconvenient human details that the main novels had no time to stop and unpack. Despite the title, this is not a cosy book about bread, unless the bread has been marched across Europe under military discipline. The “dozen” here is a baker’s dozen, meaning thirteen tales, which is either generosity or a warning that history never stops at a sensible number. The stories cover around thirty years and move across half a dozen European countries, which is efficient work for a single volume. Familiar figures from the series appear in new lights, with pasts, loyalties, regrets, and dramatic encounters given room to breathe. Some tales add depth to known characters, while others stand neatly on their own for readers willing to enter the world by a side door rather than the grand front entrance. As with Youds’ other Bicorn titles, this is independent historical fiction with a sincere sense of scope: armies, families, reputations, memory, conflict, and the long shadow cast by choices made years before. It has the feel of an author still happily furnishing his own fictional universe, polishing the silver, moving the portraits, and occasionally revealing that someone in the background had a far more complicated life than previously advertised. This 2018 Bicorn edition, in good condition, is a solid copy of a niche historical-fiction companion volume. It will particularly suit readers already following the Ties of Blood series, but the self-contained story structure means it can also serve as a sampler for the curious. Ideal for lovers of Napoleonic-era fiction, family sagas, military back-stories, and independent historical novels with more connective tissue than a regimental archive. A Dozen Bakers proves that even when the main campaign pauses, there is always another character somewhere in Europe having a formative experience. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6261/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dozen-bakers-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bicorn no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6260 Promise by Peter Youds The early Victorian age was a marvellous time, provided one was rich, healthy, respectably dressed, and not living too close to sewage. Promise by Peter Youds sets itself in that brisk, smoky world where Britain is racing into modernity with steam, iron, commerce, empire, and the quiet assumption that progress is probably excellent for everyone, especially those already doing quite well. This is historical fiction with a proper sense of momentum. Railways are shrinking distances, steamships are expanding horizons, roads are improving, news is travelling faster, and society is discovering the dangerous thrill of thinking new thoughts. Naturally, this creates opportunity, anxiety, ambition, and all the usual human complications that arrive whenever the future turns up uninvited. The period is rich with contradiction. On one side, Britain is preparing to show off its industrial brilliance to the world. On the other, poverty, famine, illness, and inequality are making it clear that the age of progress has rather selective manners. It is a world of grand exhibitions and grim realities, polished confidence and muddy streets, noble ideals and very practical discomfort. Into this setting, Promise places its human drama: people trying to make their way through a changing England, chasing prospects, loyalties, love, security, and that ever-slippery Victorian commodity — respectability. The title suggests hope, but of course promise can be a gift, a burden, or a trap, depending on who makes it and who is left waiting. This Bicorn edition, in good condition, is a solid copy of a novel for readers who enjoy historical fiction with social texture, period atmosphere, and characters caught between ambition and uncertainty. Ideal for anyone who likes the Victorians when they are not merely standing beside fireplaces looking severe, Promise offers a world on the move — steaming, trading, questioning, suffering, improving, and occasionally congratulating itself far too early. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6260/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/promise-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bicorn no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6259 Desire by Peter Youds There are novels about ambition, and then there are novels about ambition when the entire 19th century seems to be egging everyone on. Desire by Peter Youds drops you neatly into the late 1850s, a period when Great Britain is expanding, industry is roaring, and absolutely everyone appears to be either making a fortune, losing one, or writing a letter about it. Against this rather grand backdrop—Empire stretching itself across maps, tensions simmering in America, and the world generally behaving as though history is about to get very busy indeed—we follow a set of young hopefuls navigating that most dangerous of environments: opportunity. They want everything, naturally. Love, status, money, recognition, perhaps even a touch of artistic immortality if there’s time before dinner. What unfolds is a story where personal ambition collides gently (and sometimes not so gently) with reality. Relationships form, fracture, and reform under pressure. Loyalties are tested. Choices are made that seem entirely sensible at the time and considerably less so afterwards. There is passion, of course—this is the 1850s, but not so restrained that nothing happens—and a steady undercurrent of consequence reminding everyone that desire is rarely tidy. The pleasure here lies in the contrast. While empires rise and geopolitical tensions simmer in the distance, the real drama plays out in drawing rooms, friendships, rivalries, and those quiet moments where a life tips one way rather than another. It turns out that, even in an age of global upheaval, the most complicated territory remains the human heart (and occasionally the social ladder). This 2021 Bicorn edition, in good condition, is a solid, readable copy—complete with its parchment-styled aesthetic that suggests seriousness while quietly promising intrigue. It’s the sort of book that looks like it belongs among classics, even as it gets on with telling a story about people who are far too busy chasing their futures to worry about posterity. Ideal for readers who enjoy historical fiction with emotional stakes, a touch of romance, and a keen eye for how ambition can both elevate and unravel. Desire offers a world where everything is in motion—and where wanting something is often the beginning of the trouble. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6259/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/desire-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bicorn no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6258 Look How the Fish Live by JF Powers Some books shout for attention. J. F. Powers, mercifully, preferred to mutter something devastating from the corner. Look How the Fish Live is a collection of stories from a writer who specialised in the grand drama of small disappointments: priests, parishes, old habits, awkward loyalties, shabby rooms, tired ambitions, and the quiet comedy of people trying to preserve dignity while life rearranges the furniture around them. Powers’ world is not full of car chases, explosions, or people discovering ancient secrets beneath cathedrals. His cathedrals already have enough trouble with committees, personalities, budgets, and the deeply human business of being slightly ridiculous. The result is subtle, dry, observant fiction, full of sentences that look harmless until they politely remove a rib. This 1988 International Library edition is in good condition, which feels entirely appropriate for a book so alert to the imperfect, the lived-in, and the faintly worn. It is a copy with enough dignity to hold itself together and enough character not to pretend it has never seen a shelf. Ideal for readers who like literary fiction with wit, restraint, Catholic undertones, and the sort of irony that does not announce itself with a brass band. Look How the Fish Live is quiet, clever, humane, and gently lethal — rather like being judged by someone who has already forgiven you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6258/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/look-how-the-fish-live-apr-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books International Library 9780701206376 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6257 A Summer Day in the Company of Ghosts by Wang Yin Some books invite you on a journey; others quietly rearrange the furniture of your mind while you’re not looking. A Summer Day in the Company of Ghosts by Wang Yin does a bit of both—though “journey” here is less about distance and more about drifting through memory, language, and the occasional philosophical shadow that may or may not be following you. This is poetry, but not the kind that politely announces itself with neat meanings and tidy conclusions. Instead, Wang Yin offers fragments, observations, moments that feel both precise and elusive. There are ghosts here, certainly—but they’re not rattling chains or leaping out from behind curtains. They linger in the edges of thought, in history, in absence, in the strange way the present is never entirely free of what came before. The tone is deceptively calm. A summer day, after all, sounds harmless enough. Yet beneath that gentle surface runs something more reflective, even quietly unsettling. Time slips. Meaning shifts. A line that seems simple suddenly isn’t. It’s the literary equivalent of sitting in the sun and realising, after a while, that the light has changed and you’re not quite sure when. This 2022 New York Review of Books edition, in near fine condition, is a beautifully produced modern volume—clean, crisp, and entirely ready to sit on your shelf looking thoughtful. It’s the sort of book that suggests depth even before you open it, and then rewards that suspicion by delivering exactly that. Ideal for readers who enjoy poetry that doesn’t rush to explain itself, who appreciate atmosphere over instruction, and who are happy to spend time in the company of ideas that hover rather than land. Not so much a quick read as a quiet encounter—best approached with patience, curiosity, and perhaps a willingness to be gently haunted. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6257/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-summer-day-in-the-company-of-ghosts-apr-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New York Review of Books 9781681376486 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6256 Flaubert in Egypt - A Sensibility on Tour by Gustave Flaubert Before Madame Bovary came ancient temples, dust, donkeys, heat, boredom, fascination, and the slightly alarming spectacle of Gustave Flaubert taking notes abroad. Flaubert in Egypt – A Sensibility on Tour is travel writing with the usual polite varnish scraped off: not so much “wish you were here” as “I was here, I observed everything, and civilisation may recover eventually.” Drawn from Flaubert’s Egyptian travels, this is a book of impressions, encounters, moods, and sharp-eyed reactions from a writer who could make even discomfort sound artistically necessary. Egypt appears here not as a neat tourist itinerary but as a collision of colour, antiquity, spectacle, sensuality, and Western bewilderment. Flaubert wanders through it all with the air of a man simultaneously enchanted, exhausted, amused, and judging absolutely everyone. It is also a reminder that 19th-century literary travel was not the mild business of airport lounges and complimentary breakfast. There are boats, ruins, heat, disease, awkward meetings, grand landscapes, and those strange moments when a famous author abroad seems less like a genius and more like a difficult guest with unusually good prose. This 1987 Academy Chicago Publishers edition, in near fine condition, is a lovely copy of a wonderfully odd literary artefact: part travel book, part cultural encounter, part notebook of a mind gathering material whether the world likes it or not. Perfect for readers of Flaubert, literary travel, Egyptology-adjacent wandering, and anyone who enjoys the grand old tradition of writers going abroad and returning with opinions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6256/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flaubert-in-egypt-apr-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Academy Chicago Publishers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6255 A History of the English Speaking Peoples by Winston Churchill There are history books, and then there are history books—the kind that don’t so much recount events as stride through them in a well-tailored suit, occasionally pausing to deliver a speech to posterity. A History of the English Speaking Peoples by Winston Churchill is very much the latter. Written by a man who not only studied history but personally rearranged quite a lot of it, this is less a neutral account and more a grand, rolling narrative told with unmistakable confidence—bordering, at times, on cheerful inevitability. Spanning from ancient Britain to the modern era, Churchill charts the rise of what he clearly sees as a rather special club: the English-speaking world. Kings, queens, revolutions, civil wars, and imperial adventures all march across the page in stately procession. There’s a comforting sense that, whatever chaos might erupt, things will eventually sort themselves out—preferably with a stirring speech and a well-timed sense of destiny. If subtlety occasionally gets left behind in the rush, well, subtlety never did win an empire. The prose is, predictably, magnificent. Churchill doesn’t so much write as orate, and you can practically hear the echo of parliamentary chambers in every paragraph. Even the most obscure medieval dispute feels like it might have had global significance, and by the time you reach the later chapters, you may find yourself nodding along as if you, too, had always suspected that history was building toward this very conclusion all along. This 2000 Cassell edition, in near fine condition, is a particularly handsome specimen—clean, well-kept, and ready to lend gravitas to any shelf it occupies. It’s the sort of book that looks impressive even when unopened, which is fortunate, because it also doubles as a serious commitment. This is not a quick skim between cups of tea; it’s a full, immersive march through centuries of triumph, turmoil, and very firm opinions about both. Ideal for readers who like their history sweeping, their narratives confident, and their authors quietly convinced they might be right about everything, this volume is less about questioning the past and more about enjoying it in full, sonorous Technicolor—narrated, of course, by one of its most famous participants. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6255/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-the-english-speaking-people-apr-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell 9780304357413 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6254 China - A New History by John King Fairbank and Merle Goldman China – A New History (2006) is one of those reassuringly large, quietly authoritative books that seems to imply: “Sit down, this may take a while.” And it’s right. Because when John King Fairbank and Merle Goldman say “history,” they don’t mean a brisk jog through a few dynasties and a panda anecdote. They mean several thousand years of emperors, revolutions, philosophies, collapses, reinventions, and the occasional moment where everything changes and nobody quite agrees how. This is China not as a postcard, but as an ongoing argument with itself. Dynasties rise with confidence, fall with dignity (or not), and are replaced by something that insists it has finally solved everything—until it hasn’t. Confucian scholars debate order, rebels test it, foreign powers intrude, and modernity arrives with the subtlety of a freight train. Through it all, the book maintains that calm academic tone which politely suggests that while everything may appear chaotic, it is in fact deeply structured chaos, which is somehow more comforting. Fairbank, a towering figure in the study of China, and Goldman, a sharp interpreter of its modern complexities, combine forces here to produce what is less a “new” history and more a continuously updated understanding—like software, but with fewer bugs and more emperors. It’s the kind of book that makes you feel both better informed and slightly humbled, as if you’ve just been given a map of something too vast to fully grasp but too fascinating to ignore. This particular copy is in Good condition—perfectly readable, structurally sound, and carrying just enough signs of life to suggest it has already helped someone else make sense of a civilisation. It’s the sort of book that doesn’t mind being read, re-read, annotated, and occasionally stared at while you reconsider everything you thought you knew about history. Ideal for the curious, the patient, and anyone who suspects that “a brief overview of China” is a phrase that should always come with a raised eyebrow. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where even several millennia of history come at a very reasonable price. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6254/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/china-a-new-history-apr-2026.jpg 11.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Belknap Press 9780674018280 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6251 Japan - A Social and Economic Geography by Ron L Andrews Ah yes, Japan: A Social and Economic Geography — because sometimes a country is not merely a place, but a densely organised argument involving mountains, industry, ports, people, rice fields, railways and an alarming amount of post-war growth. Ron L. Andrews’ 1971 study captures Japan at a fascinating moment: no longer simply recovering, not yet the 1980s economic superpower of popular imagination, but already moving with extraordinary purpose. This is Japan seen through geography in the proper old-school sense — land, resources, settlement, transport, agriculture, population, industry and the practical question of how a crowded island nation turns itself into a modern economic force. It is the sort of book that makes maps feel faintly dramatic. Mountains are not scenery, they are obstacles. Cities are not dots, they are engines. Coastlines are not pretty edges, they are trade routes. Even a chapter on industry can acquire a certain period charm when viewed from 1971, when Japan’s rise was still unfolding and everyone else was trying to work out quite how worried, impressed, or politely baffled they should be. This George Philip and O’Neil edition is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid vintage geography title for students, collectors, Japan enthusiasts, economic-history readers, and anyone who likes their national portraits built from ports, factories and demographic pressure rather than cherry blossoms and travel clichés. A quietly serious little time capsule: Japan before the bubble, before the tech mythology, and before everyone pretended they had seen it coming. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6251/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/japan-a-social-and-economic-gepgraphy-apr-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Philip and ONeil no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6248 The Pilgrim's Progress by John Bunyan Ah yes, The Pilgrim’s Progress — the original spiritual road trip, now helpfully reissued in a form that suggests even salvation benefits from a good cover design. John Bunyan’s 17th-century allegory arrives here in a lively c.1930 Dean & Son edition, complete with colour pictorial boards that give the whole business a slightly more urgent, almost cinematic air. Christian is still fleeing the City of Destruction, still burdened by existential dread, and still encountering a parade of characters whose names sound like either moral lessons or minor bureaucrats. But now he does it all with a bit more visual flair. This is, of course, not a gentle stroll. It is a determined march through temptation, doubt, despair, perseverance, and the occasional helpful sermon disguised as a conversation. The language retains that sturdy, purposeful tone which assumes the reader is quite serious about the matter of eternal destiny, even if the reader was originally drawn in by the cover art. There is something wonderfully enduring about it: a book that has outlived empires, fashions, and entire publishing trends, still quietly insisting that life is a journey, the stakes are high, and you might want to pay attention to the signposts. Whether you approach it as literature, theology, history, or simply curiosity, it remains oddly compelling. This Dean & Son edition is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid, time-travelled copy from the interwar years, carrying its age with dignity and just enough wear to suggest it has already accompanied a few readers on their own small pilgrimages. A classic of English literature, re-presented with just enough colour to remind you that even the most serious journeys can come with a slightly jaunty cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6248/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pilgrims-progress-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dean and Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6246 Crime in Progress - The Secret History of the Trump-Russia Investigation by Glenn Simpson and Peter Fritsch Ah yes, Crime in Progress — because apparently modern politics was not already confusing enough without adding private investigators, intelligence memos, Russian connections, media panic, legal drama, and everyone shouting “nothing to see here” while standing in front of several suspiciously smoking documents. Glenn Simpson and Peter Fritsch, co-founders of Fusion GPS, give their insider account of the Trump-Russia investigation and the now-famous research that helped ignite one of the loudest political storms of the 2010s. This is not a calm stroll through constitutional process. It is more like being handed a torch and pushed into a filing cabinet during a thunderstorm. The book mixes political intrigue, investigative reporting, opposition research, international money trails, kompromat rumours, and the strange spectacle of democracy trying to debug itself in public. Whether one comes to it as a political junkie, a sceptic, a believer, or merely someone who enjoys watching powerful people deny things in increasingly elaborate ways, there is plenty here to chew over. It is, naturally, one of those books where everyone involved insists they are the responsible adult in the room, which is always when you should start checking the exits. This Penguin Books edition is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid copy for readers of political history, Trump-era drama, investigative journalism, and the great modern sport of trying to work out which scandal was the scandal about the scandal. A brisk, tangled, very 2020 sort of book: part dossier, part defence, part warning label for the information age. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6246/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crime-in-progress-apr-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141992983 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6245 The Virtues of the Solitary Bird by Juan Goytisolo Ah yes, The Virtues of the Solitary Bird — a title that sounds like a gentle nature study but is, in fact, far more likely to leave you contemplating mysticism, exile, desire, and the general inconvenience of being human. Juan Goytisolo’s novel is not here to hold your hand. It circles, it alludes, it slips between time, voice, and identity with the quiet confidence of a book that assumes you will either keep up or be left blinking in the margins. Inspired by the writings of St. John of the Cross, it blends spiritual longing with modern unease, producing something that feels at once ancient and unsettlingly current. There are no neat beginnings or tidy endings here—just a dense, shimmering exploration of solitude, repression, and the peculiar intensity of inner life. This is the sort of book that resists being “about” anything in a straightforward way. It is a novel you experience rather than summarise: lyrical, fragmented, occasionally opaque, and always deliberate. You may find yourself rereading passages not because you didn’t understand them (though that may happen), but because they seem to be saying something just out of reach. The Serpent’s Tail edition from 2002 arrives in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A well-kept, quietly enigmatic copy that looks as though it has already puzzled at least one previous reader—and is ready to do so again. A challenging, poetic, and faintly elusive work: less a story, more a state of mind. Approach with curiosity, patience, and perhaps a willingness to embrace not entirely knowing what is going on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6245/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-virtues-of-the-solitary-bird-apr-2026.jpg 4.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Serpents Tail 9781852421755 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6243 Now That Youve Got Me Here What Are We Going To Do by Ruth Dickson Ah yes, Now That You’ve Got Me Here What Are We Going To Do — a title that doubles as both a question and, one suspects, a perfectly accurate description of the reader’s situation by page three. Ruth Dickson’s 1972 offering arrives from that quietly earnest era when self-help did not shout, brand itself, or attempt to optimise your morning routine—it simply sat you down, looked you in the eye, and asked what on earth you thought you were doing. This is guidance with a slightly raised eyebrow: part advice, part reflection, part gentle nudge toward getting a grip without making a scene about it. There’s something wonderfully disarming about a book that assumes you have already arrived somewhere—emotionally, practically, existentially—and now must decide what to do next. No grand promises of transformation, no glossy declarations of success. Just the steady implication that life is a bit of a muddle, and perhaps a calm, sensible voice might help you sort through it without knocking anything over. It belongs to that curious shelf of mid-20th-century wisdom where clarity is valued over spectacle. You may not emerge reborn, but you might feel slightly more organised, slightly less bewildered, and faintly amused that the answer was never going to be dramatic anyway. This W. Foulsham edition is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid, quietly reassuring survivor for readers who prefer their life advice thoughtful, understated, and free from modern buzzwords. A self-help book that doesn’t shout—just asks, patiently, what the plan is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6243/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/now-that-youve-got-me-here-what-are-we-going-to-do-apr-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books W Foulsham 9780572008505 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6242 American Gods by Neil Gaiman Ah yes, American Gods — because America was never going to be content with ordinary roadside attractions when it could have ancient deities sulking in motels. Neil Gaiman’s great mythic road trip follows Shadow Moon as he is released from prison, loses almost everything, and falls in with the mysterious Mr Wednesday, a man who is clearly not the sort of person you should trust but very much the sort of person a novel requires. What follows is part fantasy, part Americana, part theological employment crisis, as old gods, new gods, belief, media, money, death and roadside kitsch all collide across a landscape of diners, highways and bad weather. It is a book full of grand ideas wearing cheap suits. Gods lurk in forgotten towns, miracles happen next to vending machines, and America itself becomes the strangest character in the room: vast, haunted, commercial, lonely, and very badly lit. This Headline edition is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Ideal for readers who like their fantasy intelligent, strange, darkly funny, and faintly suspicious of television. A modern myth with petrol-station coffee in its veins. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6242/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/american-gods-apr-2026.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9781472249876 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6240 A Chancer by James Kelman Ah yes, A Chancer — because sometimes life is not so much a plan as a long, smoky argument with the betting slip. James Kelman’s novel follows Tammas, a young Glaswegian drifting through gambling, pubs, family tension, low-paid work, and the general business of trying to be free while having absolutely no money. It is bleak, funny, stubborn, and wonderfully allergic to literary neatness. Nobody here is being improved by adversity in a tasteful way. They are simply getting through the day, often badly, often brilliantly, and usually with a cigarette somewhere nearby. Kelman writes ordinary life as if it matters, which is rather radical when you think about it. The rhythms of speech, frustration, boredom, pride and petty hope all pile up into something grimly comic and oddly heroic. Tammas may be a chancer, but then again, so is everyone who wakes up and assumes the day might go better than yesterday. This Vintage edition is in Very Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Ideal for readers who like literary fiction with grit under its fingernails, dialogue that actually sounds lived-in, and characters who would probably mistrust the phrase “character arc”. A sharp, funny, downbeat slice of working-class life: no polish, no sentimentality, and no guarantee the next horse will come in. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6240/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-chancer-apr-2026.jpg 5.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780749395957 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6239 Rumpelstiltskin by Ed McBain Ah yes, Rumpelstiltskin — because when Ed McBain borrows a fairy tale title, you can be fairly certain nobody is about to spin straw into gold without someone else ending up very dead. This is the 87th Precinct at work again, that gloriously unglamorous patch of urban reality where crime is less enchanted forest and more fluorescent-lit paperwork with occasional bursts of violence. McBain takes the bones of a familiar name—whispers, bargains, something owed—and drags it firmly into the modern city, where promises still carry a price and names still matter, just not in the way the Brothers Grimm intended. Expect a cast of detectives who are tired, competent, and quietly relentless. Expect suspects who lie badly, victims who deserved better, and a plot that unfolds with the steady, procedural rhythm McBain made his own. There’s no fairy godmother here, no magical intervention—just legwork, instinct, and the creeping sense that the truth is always slightly uglier than anyone wants it to be. This Book Club Associates edition from 1981 is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid, readable copy that has clearly done its time, much like the precinct itself—dependable, a bit worn, and still very much on the case. A fairy tale for grown-ups, in other words: no magic, no mercy, and absolutely no happy endings guaranteed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6239/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rumpelstiltskin-apr-2026.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6238 An Unsuspecting Spy SIGNED by Geoffrey B Lewis Ah yes, An Unsuspecting Spy — now upgraded with the one thing every covert operative dreads: a signature. Geoffrey B. Lewis’s quietly intriguing tale of accidental espionage returns here in SIGNED form, which rather undermines the whole “unsuspecting” business. After all, spies are not generally encouraged to autograph their work. Yet here we are: a story of secrets, shadows, and people who probably didn’t mean to get involved—paired with the author’s own handwritten confirmation that this particular copy has, in fact, been noticed. The novel itself leans into that peculiarly British flavour of espionage: less martinis and more mild confusion; less explosions and more the creeping realisation that something is not quite right. It is about ordinary people brushing up against extraordinary circumstances, where danger arrives not with a bang but with a polite knock and an envelope that really ought not to have been opened. And then there is the signature. A small, personal flourish that turns this from a simple reading copy into something faintly conspiratorial—as if the author has quietly said, “Yes, you. You’re in on it now.” Whether that makes you part of the operation or merely a well-equipped observer is, of course, left deliberately unclear. This Octavo Publishing edition is in Near Fine condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A crisp, attractive copy for collectors, spy-fiction enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates the irony of a secretive narrative being so helpfully signed and confirmed. A discreet little thriller with a not-so-discreet twist of provenance. Handle with curiosity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6238/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-unsuspecting-spy-apr-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Octavo Publishing 9781786153944 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6237 A Great Deliverance by Elizabeth George Ah yes, A Great Deliverance — because nothing says cosy English village like a brutal murder, buried misery, and everyone pretending the tea tray will somehow hold civilisation together. Elizabeth George’s debut Inspector Lynley novel introduces the aristocratic detective Thomas Lynley and the wonderfully sharp Barbara Havers, a pairing built on class tension, professional irritation, and the reassuring crime-fiction rule that the most mismatched detectives are usually the ones worth following. There are secrets in the countryside, naturally. There are families with terrible histories, naturally. And there is the slow, satisfying business of dragging truth out from behind lace curtains, old resentments, and people saying “nothing ever happens here” while standing next to evidence that rather suggests otherwise. This is not a breezy village whodunnit with a vicar, a bicycle and a poisoned sponge cake. It is darker, more psychological, and far more interested in the unpleasant things people bury beneath respectable surfaces. Yorkshire looks picturesque, but Elizabeth George knows perfectly well that picturesque places are ideal for hiding dreadful behaviour. This Bantam Books edition is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A solid, readable copy of the novel that began the Lynley series: ideal for crime readers, detective-series completists, and anyone who likes their country-house atmosphere served with a generous helping of emotional damage. A proper murder mystery, in other words: charming scenery, terrible people, and no one getting out spiritually unscathed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6237/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-great-deliverance-apr-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553175103 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6236 Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay Ah yes, Darkly Dreaming Dexter — the book that asked the awkward question: what if your friendly neighbourhood blood-spatter expert was also the sort of person best not left alone with power tools? Jeff Lindsay’s cheerfully sinister novel introduces Dexter Morgan, a polite, tidy, professionally useful monster who works for the Miami police by day and pursues a rather more personal hobby by night. It is serial killer fiction with a grim little wink: neat, sharp, blackly comic, and worryingly good at making the reader think, “Well, he does have a point,” before remembering that this is probably how moral collapse begins. Miami supplies the heat, the glare, the bodies, and the faint sense that everyone is sweating through a bad decision. Dexter supplies the narration: dry, clever, controlled, and just unhinged enough to make the whole thing horribly entertaining. It is crime fiction with a plastic sheet laid down first. This Vintage edition is in Fair condition, which feels almost thematically appropriate. It has clearly survived contact with the world, much like Dexter himself, though presumably with fewer disposal problems. As sold by Crappy Old Books, it is ideal for fans of dark humour, forensic crime, unreliable narrators, and protagonists who really should not be this likeable. A nasty little modern cult classic, served cold. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6236/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/darkly-dreaming-dexter-apr-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780307473707 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6234 Instant French by Elisabeth Smith Ah yes, Instant French — because why spend a decade wrestling with irregular verbs, nasal vowels and the emotional politics of the subjunctive when you can pop in a CD and become dangerously confident by Tuesday? Elisabeth Smith’s Instant French is a cheerful relic from 2003, when The Independent on Sunday was handing out self-improvement in compact-disc form and the nation briefly believed it could master Europe one supplement at a time. This is French for holidays, hotels, cafés, directions, menus, mild emergencies, and that crucial moment when you need to say something more sophisticated than pointing at a croissant and smiling helplessly. The included CD is the star of the show: a shiny little wheel of linguistic optimism from the age before apps, streaks, and passive-aggressive owl notifications. It promises repetition, pronunciation, and the faint possibility that you may one day ask for the bill without sounding like you are apologising to the furniture. This is not Proust. It is not existentialism in a smoky Parisian café. It is practical, brisk, and slightly deluded in the most charming way. You may not emerge fluent, but you may acquire just enough French to navigate a railway station, order wine, and misunderstand a waiter with dignity. Condition is Good, with CD included, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A lovely early-2000s language-course survivor for travellers, Francophiles, newspaper freebie collectors, and anyone who still owns—or is willing to archaeologically rediscover—a CD player. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6234/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/instant-french-apr-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Independent on Sunday no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6233 Instant Italian by Elisabeth Smith Ah yes, Instant Italian — because why spend years absorbing a language, culture, cuisine and national attitude to hand gestures when you can simply insert a CD and hope for the best? Elisabeth Smith’s Instant Italian comes from that wonderfully optimistic early-2000s moment when newspapers gave away language courses and everyone briefly believed they were six weeks away from ordering pasta like a minor aristocrat. Published with The Independent on Sunday, this is Italian for the practical dreamer: holidays, menus, taxis, hotels, emergencies, compliments, and the vital ability to sound slightly less lost while being completely lost. The included CD is the real period charm here. Before apps, before streaks, before phones started judging your pronunciation, there was the noble compact disc: silver, circular, faintly magical, and very sure that repetition would eventually make you fluent. Pop it into a CD player and you can almost hear 2003 whispering, “You’ll be speaking Italian by August.” This is not a grand academic assault on the Italian language. It is not Dante, opera, or political philosophy. It is something far more useful: the kind of phrasebook-course hybrid that prepares you to ask where the station is, order wine with misplaced confidence, and perhaps apologise elegantly after confusing chicken with kitchen. Condition is Good, with CD included, as sold by Crappy Old Books. A cheerful little relic for travellers, language dabblers, newspaper freebie collectors, and anyone who still believes that self-improvement should come in a plastic sleeve. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6233/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/instant-italian-apr-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Independent on Sunday no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6232 Instant German by Elisabeth Smith Ah yes, Instant German — because nothing says linguistic mastery like a brisk 35 minutes a day and a mildly optimistic promise. Elisabeth Smith’s cheerful little time machine from 2003 arrives from that golden era when CDs were cutting-edge and we all believed fluency could be neatly scheduled between tea and The Independent on Sunday. This is not a dusty grammar tome filled with stern warnings about cases and declensions. No — this is German on fast-forward. It sidles up to you like a well-meaning friend and says, “Come on, how hard can it be?” and before you know it you’re confidently ordering coffee, asking for directions, and perhaps—just perhaps—mangling a verb in a way that feels oddly triumphant. The included CD (yes, an actual CD, spinning like a nostalgic relic of optimism) is your trusty companion, chirping phrases at you with the kind of calm authority that suggests everything will be fine, even when you’re not entirely sure what der, die, das are doing. There’s something wonderfully earnest about it all. The pacing is brisk, the tone encouraging, and the underlying message delightfully simple: German is not an impenetrable fortress, it’s more of a politely guarded garden gate. You may not emerge six weeks later debating philosophy in Berlin cafés, but you will feel like someone who could confidently attempt it—and that, frankly, is half the battle. As a physical object, this copy wears its “Good” condition with quiet dignity. It has lived a little, perhaps learned a few phrases itself, and now waits patiently for its next student—someone ready to dust off the CD player (or remember what one looks like) and embrace the charming illusion that fluency is just around the corner. In short: a time capsule, a tutor, and a gently optimistic lie—all in one. Perfect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6232/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/instant-german-apr-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Independent on Sunday no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6231 Porterhouse Blue by Tom Sharpe Cambridge, tradition, privilege, gluttony, sex, snobbery, and the delicate academic art of doing absolutely nothing useful with great authority. Porterhouse Blue by Tom Sharpe is a glorious farce set in a fictional Cambridge college where ancient customs are not so much preserved as fossilised. Porterhouse is a place of port, prejudice, peculiar rituals, and men who regard reform as an act of vandalism. Then change arrives, as it rudely tends to do, and the college’s ancient absurdities begin to wobble. Sharpe attacks the whole thing with savage comic energy: dons, servants, students, administrators, and the grand machinery of institutional nonsense all get their turn in the stocks. There is a lovely irony in the title. “Porterhouse Blue” sounds distinguished, perhaps even noble. In practice, it is a shade somewhere between academic decay and indigestion. This fair copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of comic fiction, campus satire, British farce, and anyone who enjoys watching tradition defend itself with increasing panic and decreasing dignity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6231/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/porterhouse-blue-apr-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330246675 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6230 Darby and Joan by Maurice Baring Love, age, domestic habit, and the quiet terror of knowing exactly how someone takes their tea. Darby and Joan by Maurice Baring is a gentle, old-fashioned novel built around that most unfashionable of subjects: long companionship. Not grand passion, not melodrama flung down staircases, but the smaller, stranger business of two lives lived side by side until affection becomes furniture and memory becomes part of the wallpaper. There is a pleasing irony in the title. “Darby and Joan” suggests cosy old married contentment, slippers by the fire, and mutual understanding polished smooth by time. Baring, of course, is far too observant to leave it quite that simple. Human beings remain complicated even when seated comfortably. This near fine large print edition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, adds its own charm: generous type, easy reading, and the faintly comic grandeur of a modest domestic story given room to breathe on the page. Ideal for readers of quiet literary fiction, older fiction, large print novels, and anyone who suspects that the real drama of life may not be falling in love, but staying recognisably human afterwards. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6230/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/darby-and-joan-apr-2026.jpg 1.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dales Large Print 9781842625675 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6229 Wonderful Adventures of Mrs Seacole in Many Lands by Mary Seacole Before branding, before curated personas, before anyone thought to call it a “personal journey,” Mary Seacole simply went places and got on with things. Wonderful Adventures of Mrs Seacole in Many Lands is her own account of a life that refuses to sit still: travel, enterprise, nursing, resilience, and the stubborn determination to be useful in inconvenient places. From the Caribbean to Central America and on to the Crimean War, Seacole moves through the 19th century with a practical intelligence and a refusal to wait for permission. Ex-library book. This is not a polite memoir. It is direct, lively, occasionally wry, and full of the sort of detail that reminds you she was there, doing the work. There are illnesses treated, journeys undertaken, obstacles encountered, and a steady sense that if something needed doing, she would rather do it herself than discuss it at length. There is a pleasing irony in the title. “Wonderful adventures” sounds almost light-hearted, as if this were a series of charming excursions. In reality, it involves hardship, war, risk, prejudice, and the kind of endurance that does not always come with a cheerful subtitle. This good 1999 X Press edition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of memoir, travel writing, medical history, and anyone who prefers their historical figures active, independent, and slightly ahead of their time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6229/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wonderful-adventures-of-mrs-seacole-in-many-lands-apr-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The X Press 9781874509851 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6228 Dust in the Lions Paw - Autobiography 1939-1946 by Freya Stark War memoirs often arrive in boots and mud. Freya Stark arrives with notebooks, languages, a talent for travel, and a quiet refusal to behave like a background character. Dust in the Lion’s Paw is Stark’s account of the years 1939–1946, when the world was rearranging itself at speed and she was, characteristically, not standing still. Moving through the Middle East during the Second World War, she writes of diplomacy, intelligence work, travel, politics, culture, and the delicate art of being observant in places where observation matters. This is not the usual wartime narrative of battles and fronts. It is something more oblique and, in its way, more revealing: conversations, impressions, shifting alliances, landscapes, and the peculiar mixture of purpose and uncertainty that defined the period. Stark writes with clarity and intelligence, never in a hurry, always aware that the details are where understanding lives. There is a pleasing irony in the title. A “lion’s paw” suggests danger, force, and immediate threat, yet much of Stark’s work takes place in the quieter spaces around power, where influence moves in subtler ways. The dust is real, the risk is real, but the action often happens in words rather than weapons. This good John Murray copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of travel writing, wartime memoir, Middle Eastern history, and anyone who prefers their accounts of conflict to include thought, culture, and a very capable observer moving through it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6228/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dust-in-the-lions-paw-apr-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6227 Tried and Valiant - The Story of the Border Regiment 1702-1959 by Douglas Sutherland Regimental histories have a special tone: half family album, half battle record, with the quiet assumption that mud, marching, and duty are character-building whether anyone asked or not. Tried and Valiant by Douglas Sutherland tells the story of the Border Regiment from 1702 to 1959, following more than two and a half centuries of service, campaigns, postings, reforms, hardships, and soldiering across a changing British Army. This is history at close formation. Not just grand strategy and famous dates, but the identity of a regiment: its traditions, honours, men, officers, battles, losses, and the stubborn continuity that carries a name through wars and generations. There is a pleasing irony in the title. “Tried and Valiant” sounds polished and ceremonial, but the reality behind it was usually wet boots, bad food, long marches, terrifying noise, and the sort of courage that had very little time to look noble. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of military history, regimental history, British Army collectors, and anyone who understands that the past was not only made by generals, but by units that kept going because that was what they were there to do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6227/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tried-and-valiant-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Leo Cooper 9780850520422 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6226 The Last Days of Hitler by Hugh Trevor-Roper The bunker: history’s least appealing retirement plan. The Last Days of Hitler by Hugh Trevor-Roper is one of the classic accounts of the collapse of the Third Reich, following the final days in Berlin as delusion, fear, loyalty, panic, and ruin closed in underground. Trevor-Roper writes with forensic control, piecing together testimony, documents, and the grim theatre of a regime destroying itself while still trying to issue orders. It is not battlefield history in the broad sense, but a close study of the endgame: the narrowing rooms, the failing command structure, and the grotesque absurdity of power after reality has left the building. There is a savage irony in it all. A dictatorship built on spectacle, conquest, and grand historical destiny ended in concrete rooms, bad air, desperate courtiers, and maps that no longer matched the world outside. This good Pan copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of Second World War history, Nazi Germany, political collapse, and anyone interested in how tyrannies end when the myth finally runs out of space. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6226/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-days-of-hitler-apr-2026.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330490603 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6224 Malvern Festival 1938 by Roy Limbert There are programmes, and then there are programmes that quietly become time capsules. Malvern Festival 1938, compiled by Roy Limbert, is a glimpse into a particular moment just before history decided to become extremely loud. Here is a festival in full cultural confidence: music, theatre, performance, audiences gathering in good faith, and the firm belief that civilisation could be expressed through well-organised events and printed schedules. On the surface, it is exactly what you would expect: listings, contributors, notes, and the usual careful presentation of a festival that wished to be taken seriously. But read it now and something else appears. The year matters. 1938 sits on the edge of a world about to change, and the calm tone of the programme carries a faint, unintended poignancy. There is a quiet irony in it. A festival designed to celebrate art and continuity now serves as a record of a society enjoying itself just before interruption. The performances, the names, the arrangements all feel both immediate and distant, as though the pages are holding their breath. This fair copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, wears its age openly. A little worn, a little handled, entirely appropriate for something that has travelled from pre-war optimism to the present day. Ideal for collectors of theatre history, festival ephemera, British cultural history, and anyone who appreciates the strange power of printed matter to preserve not just events, but moments. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6224/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/malvernfestival-1938-apr-2026.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books English Festivals no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6223 A New Penguin Dictionary of Music by Arthur Jacobs Music: an art form so vast that someone, somewhere, eventually decided it needed alphabetising. A New Penguin Dictionary of Music by Arthur Jacobs is one of those reassuringly serious reference works from a time when knowledge arrived in dense, authoritative blocks of print. Composers, instruments, terms, forms, movements, operas, symphonies, and the occasional intimidating Italian phrase all line up here, ready to be consulted, clarified, and quietly admired. This is not a book you read from beginning to end unless you have made some very particular life choices. It is a book you dip into, returning again and again whenever a piece of music raises a question you feel you ought to understand. What exactly is a fugue? Who was that composer? Why does this sound like that? The dictionary waits patiently, as dictionaries do. There is a pleasing irony in trying to contain music—fluid, emotional, gloriously unruly—within definitions and entries. Yet it works. Somehow the chaos of sound is translated into neat explanations, and the listener is given just enough footing to feel slightly more informed, if not entirely less confused. This fair Penguin copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, has the sort of honest wear that suits a reference book. A little handled, a little softened, like something that has been consulted rather than merely owned. Ideal for musicians, students, collectors of vintage reference works, and anyone who enjoys the comforting idea that even the wildest art can, at least temporarily, be filed under A–Z. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6223/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-new-dictionary-of-music-apr-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140510126 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6221 Lovehead by Jackie Collins Before celebrity culture became a full-time public health condition, Jackie Collins was already there with a notebook, a raised eyebrow, and absolutely no intention of looking away. Lovehead is pure Collins territory: glamour, ambition, sex, power, bad decisions, worse men, and the kind of emotional weather system that follows people who mistake appetite for personality. It is not here to be delicate. It is here to sweep in wearing sunglasses indoors and ask who is sleeping with whom. There is a lovely irony in the title. Lovehead sounds almost innocent, possibly even romantic, until you remember this is Jackie Collins, where romance usually arrives accompanied by money, manipulation, betrayal, and someone making a terrible choice in a very expensive room. This very good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers who like their vintage popular fiction bold, glossy, shameless, and professionally scandalous. A proper 1970s slice of desire, drama, and moral upholstery in questionable taste. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6221/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lovehead-apr-2026.jpg 36.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WH Allen 9780491015608 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6219 Welsh Folk Tales - Chwedlau Gwerin Cymru by Robin Gwyndaf Wales has never been short of hills, rain, or stories that sound as if they were told beside a fire while something unexplained moved outside. Welsh Folk Tales / Chwedlau Gwerin Cymru by Robin Gwyndaf gathers the myths, legends, local tales, and traditional storytelling of Wales, preserving a world of fairies, ghosts, giants, warnings, wonders, and deeply suspicious happenings in remote places. This is folklore in its proper habitat: half history, half imagination, and wholly uninterested in modern scepticism. The bilingual title adds to the charm, reminding us that stories belong not just to places, but to languages, voices, and the particular music of how they are told. There is a pleasing irony in publishing folk tales through a museum. These were once living stories, passed from person to person, adapted, embellished, and occasionally used to frighten children into behaving. Now they are neatly collected, preserved, and made respectable, like wild things behind glass. This as new copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of Welsh folklore, Celtic myth, traditional storytelling, and anyone who believes a country is best understood by listening to the tales it tells when the mist comes down. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6219/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/welsh-folk-tales-apr-2026.jpg 26.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books National Museum Wales Books 9780720003260 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6218 Road Maintenance Management - Concepts and Systems by Richard Robinson Roads are one of civilisation’s quiet triumphs. They are expected to exist, to function, and above all to remain unremarkable. The moment they demand attention, something has gone wrong. Road Maintenance Management: Concepts and Systems by Richard Robinson is a calm, methodical guide to ensuring that “something going wrong” is kept to an absolute minimum. This is not a book about building grand highways, but about the far more relentless task of keeping them usable: inspection, prioritisation, budgeting, deterioration models, repair strategies, and the subtle art of deciding which pothole gets your attention first. There is a quiet irony here. Maintenance is invisible when it works and glaringly obvious when it fails. Entire systems exist to prevent roads from becoming memorable, which is perhaps the highest compliment an engineer can receive. Robinson lays out the principles and systems behind this unglamorous but essential work. It is structured, practical, and concerned with efficiency, longevity, and the uncomfortable reality that infrastructure ages whether you acknowledge it or not. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for engineers, planners, infrastructure specialists, and anyone who appreciates the hidden labour behind everyday convenience. Not a page-turner in the usual sense, but then roads are rarely exciting—until they aren’t maintained. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6218/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/road-maintenance-management-apr-2026.jpg 53.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333721551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6217 The Cambridge Companion to the Age of Justinian by Michael Maas Emperors, laws, plagues, wars, theology, architecture, and the small administrative matter of trying to hold together a Roman Empire that refused to stay neatly in one piece. The Cambridge Companion to the Age of Justinian, edited by Michael Maas, is a scholarly tour through the 6th-century world of Emperor Justinian: Byzantium at full intellectual, political, and imperial stretch. This is the age of grand ambition—legal codification, monumental building projects, theological disputes, military campaigns, and the faint but persistent sense that history was accelerating. As a Cambridge Companion, it does what these volumes do best: gathers experts, organises complexity, and presents a multifaceted picture of a period that resists simple explanation. Politics, religion, society, culture, economy, and empire all appear, often in polite disagreement with each other. There is a pleasing irony in the whole enterprise. Justinian’s age was anything but tidy—plagues spread, wars dragged on, doctrine divided, and the empire strained under its own ambitions. Yet here it is, carefully assembled into chapters, indexed, and rendered academically manageable. Civilisation, at last, behaving itself between covers. This near fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, has the additional charm of being an ex-library book that seems to have lived a life of almost perfect restraint. No creasing to the spine, scarcely handled, as if generations of readers intended to consult it but thought better of the commitment. A pristine survivor of scholarly good intentions. Ideal for readers of Byzantine history, late antiquity, Roman history, and anyone who enjoys their empires complex, their theology contentious, and their books reassuringly well kept. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6217/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cambridge-companion-to-the-age-of-justinian-apr-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521520713 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6215 Flesh And Spirit - Private Life in Early Modern Germany by Steven Ozment Before privacy meant passwords and curtains, it meant family honour, household discipline, marriage contracts, church oversight, and trying to have an inner life while everyone else had an opinion. Flesh and Spirit by Steven Ozment explores private life in early modern Germany: husbands, wives, children, faith, work, sex, grief, education, domestic order, and all the intimate machinery by which ordinary people attempted to live properly under highly watchful conditions. This is history with the grand battles mostly left outside. Instead, Ozment turns to the home, where the real negotiations happened: affection versus duty, desire versus doctrine, individuality versus the household, and the eternal question of who exactly was in charge of whom. There is a lovely irony in the phrase “private life.” In early modern Europe, privacy seems to have involved a surprising number of relatives, neighbours, pastors, magistrates, and moral expectations. The soul may have belonged to God, but the household was apparently a committee. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of social history, Reformation-era Europe, German history, and anyone who enjoys discovering that people in the past were just as complicated as us, only with more theology and fewer escape routes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6215/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flesh-and-spirit-apr-2026.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140291988 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6214 The Origins of the Second World War by AJP Taylor Before the Second World War became a fixed moral landmark in every schoolbook, A. J. P. Taylor did the historian’s most dangerous thing: he asked awkward questions about how it actually happened. The Origins of the Second World War is one of those books that arrives carrying both scholarship and controversy in its luggage. Taylor examines diplomacy, appeasement, treaties, miscalculation, ambition, weakness, and the uneasy machinery of Europe between the wars. It is not a battlefield history, but a study of the road to catastrophe, which is often more uncomfortable. There is a sharp irony here. Wars are often explained afterwards as inevitable, as if history were a railway line with no points. Taylor is much more interested in the muddle: bad judgement, competing national interests, missed chances, bluff, fear, and leaders who thought they were controlling events right up until events controlled them. This good Penguin copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of modern history, diplomatic history, Second World War origins, and anyone who enjoys history that still has the power to start an argument decades after publication. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6214/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-origins-of-the-second-world-war-apr-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140021288 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6213 The Ballad of America - The History of the United States in Song and Story by John Anthony Scott If history is written by the victors, it is apparently sung by everyone else. The Ballad of America: The History of the United States in Song and Story by John Anthony Scott takes the grand, complicated sweep of American history and threads it through music, folklore, and narrative. Wars, migrations, revolutions, struggles, hopes, and grievances all appear—not just as dates and declarations, but as voices trying to make sense of what was happening at the time. This is history with a soundtrack. Instead of a neat chronological march, you get fragments of lived experience: ballads, stories, and cultural echoes that capture how events felt as much as what they were. It is less about official versions and more about what people sang when official versions were not entirely convincing. There is a pleasing irony in presenting a nation’s history through song. Songs simplify, exaggerate, repeat, and occasionally get things gloriously wrong. And yet they endure, carrying memory in a way that textbooks often cannot. Between the verses and the stories, a different kind of truth emerges—one that is less tidy, but perhaps more human. This fair copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, wears its history openly. A little worn, a little handled, much like the stories inside. Ideal for readers of American history, folk music, cultural history, and anyone who suspects that the past sounds very different when you stop listening only to the official version. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6213/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-ballad-of-america-apr-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6212 A Sight for Sore Eyes SIGNED by Ruth Rendell Some books unsettle you. Ruth Rendell had the rarer gift of unsettling you politely, precisely, and with excellent sentence control. A Sight for Sore Eyes is Rendell doing what she did so well: taking ordinary lives, ordinary rooms, ordinary desires, and then quietly revealing the cracks widening underneath. Beauty, obsession, loneliness, class, violence, and the strange private logic of damaged people all move through the novel with that chilly Rendell confidence. There is a lovely irony in the title. A “sight for sore eyes” ought to mean relief, comfort, something welcome. In Rendell’s hands, it becomes something far less reassuring. Looking too closely is usually the beginning of trouble. This near fine signed copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, adds an extra layer of collectable charm. A dark psychological novel, signed by one of Britain’s great crime writers, preserved in smart condition and ready to make the next reader feel faintly unsafe in their own sitting room. Ideal for lovers of literary crime, psychological suspense, Ruth Rendell collectors, and anyone who enjoys fiction where the real horror is not what happens suddenly, but what has been building quietly all along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6212/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-sight-for-sore-eyes-apr-2026.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Doubleday Canada 9780385258555 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6211 Bitcoin - The Future of Money by Dominic Frisby Before everyone had an opinion on Bitcoin, there was the awkward stage where people were still trying to explain what it actually was. Bitcoin: The Future of Money? by Dominic Frisby is a lively guide to the strange early world of cryptocurrency: digital coins, mysterious creators, libertarian dreams, financial panic, technological optimism, and the unsettling possibility that money might not need a bank manager after all. It is part financial history, part tech story, part ideological adventure, and part “hang on, is this genius or madness?” Bitcoin has always had that rare gift of making both sceptics and believers sound equally intense, and this book captures the moment when it was still new enough to feel underground, but serious enough to make people nervous. There is a pleasing irony in the title. “The future of money?” asks the book, politely adding a question mark just in case. Since then, Bitcoin has been declared dead, revolutionary, useless, inevitable, a bubble, digital gold, and the answer to everything by people who often seem to have just bought some. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of finance, technology, cryptocurrency, and anyone who enjoys watching the monetary system develop a rebellious teenager. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6211/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bitcoin-the-future-of-money-apr-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Unbound 9781783520770 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6209 The Tools by Phil Stutz and Barry Michels Self-help often promises transformation with the effort level of making tea. The Tools is rather less coy. It suggests that change may require actual work, which is bold behaviour for a book with a calming cover. Phil Stutz and Barry Michels offer a set of psychological “tools” designed to help readers deal with fear, avoidance, resentment, insecurity, and all the other cheerful little gremlins that make ordinary life feel like an obstacle course. The idea is practical rather than airy: when the mind starts its usual nonsense, you use a tool, not a slogan. There is a pleasing irony here. We spend years being told to “find ourselves,” only to discover that what we really needed was a mental spanner and the willingness to get under the bonnet. This is self-improvement with sleeves rolled up. The book is part therapy-adjacent guide, part motivational manual, and part reminder that the human brain is a badly managed committee. It is readable, direct, and more action-focused than many books in the genre. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of self-help, psychology, personal development, and anyone who suspects their inner life might benefit from a modest toolkit and fewer inspirational fridge magnets. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6209/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tools-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vermilion 9780091940065 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6208 Air Fryer Cookbook for Dummies by Wendy Jo Peterson Once upon a time, frying meant oil, heat, and a faint sense that your life choices were becoming visible on the kitchen ceiling. Then came the air fryer: a device that promises crispness, speed, and the comforting illusion of virtue. Air Fryer Cookbook for Dummies by Wendy Jo Peterson steps in as your calm, practical guide to this modern miracle. It explains what to cook, how to cook it, and how not to turn your ambitious dinner into a lightly charred mystery. From snacks to mains, it walks you through the small, whirring world of countertop cuisine with reassuring clarity. There is, naturally, a pleasing irony here. A machine designed to make cooking easier now comes with its own cookbook explaining how to use it properly. Progress, it seems, arrives with instructions—and occasionally a timer. The tone is friendly, the recipes approachable, and the expectations realistic. You do not need to be a chef, a nutritionist, or particularly brave. You simply need an air fryer, a few ingredients, and the willingness to trust that hot circulating air can, against all instinct, produce something edible and even enjoyable. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for beginners, kitchen experimenters, and anyone who has acquired an air fryer and would quite like to justify it. A practical companion for turning hopeful intentions into reliably crispy outcomes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6208/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/air-fryer-cookbook-apr-2026.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peterson Shaw 9781119694335 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6207 Photography - The Guide to Technique by Andrew Hawkins and Dennis Avon Before photography became something you did absent-mindedly with a phone while waiting for a bus, it was a craft, a calculation, and occasionally a minor act of faith. Photography: The Guide to Technique by Andrew Hawkins and Dennis Avon belongs to that reassuringly methodical era when pictures required thought, light meters, film, and a willingness to accept that you might not see the result until much later. This is a guide to doing it properly: exposure, composition, lenses, lighting, development, and all the small, careful decisions that stand between a blank frame and something worth keeping. There is a quiet discipline to it. No filters, no instant previews, no cheerful encouragement from an app. Just technique, explained with the calm authority of a time when getting it right mattered because getting it wrong meant wasting both film and pride. The irony, of course, is that what was once everyday knowledge for serious amateurs now feels almost like a specialist skill. In a world of effortless images, this book reminds you that photography used to be something you learned, practised, and occasionally got wrong in interesting ways. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for collectors of vintage photography guides, analogue enthusiasts, and anyone curious about how pictures were made when “taking a photo” involved rather more than pressing a button. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6207/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/photography-the-guide-to-technique-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press 9780713709094 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6206 Three-Wheelers - The Complete History of Trikes 1885-1995 by Chris Rees Three wheels: because two felt reckless, four felt conventional, and someone clearly thought balance was negotiable. Three-Wheelers: The Complete History of Trikes 1885–1995 by Chris Rees is a wonderfully niche celebration of motoring’s oddest middle child. From early experimental machines to practical runabouts, delivery vehicles, bubble cars, sporting trikes, and assorted mechanical curiosities, this book gives the three-wheeler the full historical treatment it probably always believed it deserved. There is something deeply British, and slightly heroic, about the three-wheeler. It is neither motorcycle nor car, but a stubborn compromise with tax advantages, engineering ambition, and the faint air of someone arriving at a formal dinner through the side door. Rees charts the designs, makers, successes, failures, and glorious peculiarities of a vehicle type that refused to be embarrassed by geometry. Some were clever. Some were beautiful. Some looked as if they had been assembled during an argument. All belong to the strange, inventive history of personal transport. This fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for motoring historians, vintage vehicle enthusiasts, Reliant admirers, Morgan fans, and anyone who understands that the history of transport is much more interesting when it wobbles slightly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6206/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/three-wheelers-apr-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blueprint Books 9781899814053 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6205 The Pocket Interpreter Chinese by Yan Jing A pocket interpreter is a wonderfully optimistic object: small enough to fit in your hand, yet apparently ready to stand between you and linguistic disaster. The Pocket Interpreter Chinese by Yan Jing is a compact phrasebook-style guide for those brave moments when pointing, smiling, and hoping for the best no longer seem sufficient. It belongs to that noble tradition of travel books designed to rescue the visitor from menus, taxis, hotels, shops, introductions, directions, and the terrifying possibility of needing to ask a practical question out loud. There is a lovely irony in calling any language guide “pocket” when the language in question is Chinese. The book may be small, but the task is enormous. Still, that is part of the charm: a little printed ally against one of the world’s great languages, ready to provide useful phrases, polite expressions, and a modest sense of control. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for travellers, language learners, collectors of phrasebooks, or anyone who enjoys the pre-smartphone confidence of carrying civilisation in paperback form. A handy little reminder that before translation apps, we relied on books, courage, and occasionally very elaborate hand gestures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6205/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pocket-interpreter-chinese-apr-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Foreign Languages Press 9787119047928 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6204 The Secret of Annexe 3 by Colin Dexter A hotel annexe, a New Year party, a corpse, and Inspector Morse having exactly the sort of festive season one expects Inspector Morse to have. The Secret of Annexe 3 is Colin Dexter in classic Oxford crime mode: clever, twisty, faintly melancholy, and full of people who appear to be telling the truth only in the technical sense that words are coming out of their mouths. What begins as a celebration soon becomes a puzzle, because in Morse’s Oxford even hospitality comes with concealed motives and suspicious room arrangements. Dexter has great fun with disguise, identity, timing, and the social awkwardness of murder in a hotel. Morse, naturally, brings his usual blend of intelligence, impatience, cultured grumpiness, and a deeply unreliable relationship with other people’s explanations. There is a lovely irony in the title. An annexe sounds so modest, so practical, so harmless. A place for overflow guests, storage, perhaps a disappointing buffet. But give Colin Dexter an annexe and he will find secrets in it, then make Morse suffer through them one clue at a time. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of classic British crime, Inspector Morse, Oxford mysteries, and anyone who likes their detective fiction literate, devious, and just a little hungover after New Year. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6204/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-of-annex-3.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330299763 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6203 Service of All the Dead by Colin Dexter A quiet church, a respectable congregation, and the faint but persistent suspicion that holiness is not an effective crime deterrent. Service of All the Dead finds Inspector Morse once again navigating Oxford’s polished surfaces and discovering, with minimal surprise, that beneath them lies the usual assortment of secrets, grudges, and carefully managed appearances. This time the setting leans ecclesiastical: clergy, parish life, ritual, and the comforting assumption that nothing too dreadful could possibly happen in such a place. Dexter, of course, has other ideas. What follows is a neatly tangled investigation where the sacred and the suspicious sit side by side. Morse approaches it all with his familiar combination of intellect, irritability, and a tendency to make connections that arrive just ahead of everyone else’s patience. There are clues, red herrings, quiet revelations, and the steady sense that the truth is both closer and more inconvenient than anyone would like. There is a pleasing irony at the heart of it. A “service of all the dead” suggests solemn remembrance and orderly reflection. In Dexter’s world, it also provides a backdrop for motives that are anything but serene. Even the most respectable institutions, it turns out, have their human complications. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of classic British crime, Inspector Morse, Oxford mysteries, and anyone who enjoys a detective story where intellect does most of the running and respectability does very little of the protecting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6203/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/service-of-all-the-dead-apr-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330261487 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6202 Last Seen Wearing by Colin Dexter A missing schoolgirl, an Oxford detective, and the uncomfortable reminder that “last seen wearing” is one of the most quietly dreadful phrases in crime fiction. Last Seen Wearing is Colin Dexter’s second Inspector Morse novel, bringing back the irritable, brilliant, crossword-minded detective to worry away at a disappearance that refuses to sit neatly in the past. Oxford, naturally, supplies the atmosphere: old buildings, sharp minds, academic respectability, and the usual implication that civilisation is only ever one awkward interview away from collapse. Dexter’s great pleasure is misdirection. Everyone seems to know something, nobody seems to know enough, and Morse proceeds with that familiar mixture of intelligence, impatience, intuition, and personal inconvenience. It is detective fiction with brains, melancholy, and a faint whiff of pipe smoke. There is a pleasing irony in the setting. Oxford is supposed to represent reason, learning, and polished order. Yet in Dexter’s hands it becomes a place of secrets, evasions, and human messiness, which is probably more realistic, if less useful for the tourist board. This near fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for lovers of classic British crime, Inspector Morse, Oxford mysteries, and investigations where the clues are elegant but the people are not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6202/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/last-seen-wearing-apr-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330251488 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6201 Civil Engineering Problems Overseas 1971 by The Institution of Civil Engineers Before “global infrastructure challenge” became conference language, civil engineers were already abroad, staring at rivers, roads, soils, bridges, ports, climates, budgets, and saying, very reasonably, “Well, that complicates things.” Civil Engineering Problems Overseas 1971, published by the Institution of Civil Engineers, is exactly the sort of title that makes no attempt to seduce the casual reader. It simply arrives in a hard hat and gets on with the job. Inside is the world of practical engineering beyond Britain: different ground conditions, different climates, different materials, different administrative headaches, and the universal truth that water, gravity, concrete, and bureaucracy are never quite as cooperative as hoped. There is a quiet charm in its seriousness. This is not glamorous travel writing, though it is certainly overseas. There are no sunsets over harbours unless someone is calculating the load-bearing consequences. It is a book for people who understand that civilisation is less a grand idea than a series of drainage solutions that did not fail. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for collectors of engineering history, vintage technical literature, and anyone who enjoys the stern poetry of infrastructure. Not a beach read, perhaps, but then beaches are mostly erosion problems waiting to happen. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6201/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/civil-engineering-problems-overseas-1971-apr-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Institution of Civil Engineers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6200 In the Frame by Dick Francis Art, horses, crime, and the worrying discovery that a picture can be worth rather more than a thousand words, especially if someone is prepared to kill for it. In the Frame is Dick Francis in fine form, taking the respectable world of paintings and politely dragging it through danger, deceit, and the racing-adjacent undergrowth. It begins with loss and suspicion, then moves into that familiar Francis territory where ordinary competence becomes the hero’s best defence against people with very unpleasant plans. There is a pleasing irony here. Art is supposed to elevate the soul, civilise the mind, and make people murmur thoughtfully in galleries. In this world, it also attracts fraud, violence, greed, and the kind of villainy that suggests some collectors should perhaps stick to postcards. Francis writes with his usual clean, controlled pace. No fuss, no flab, just danger steadily tightening its grip while the narrator tries to work out who is lying, who is dangerous, and who has mistaken culture for a criminal opportunity. This fair copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, has the right sort of lived-in charm for a thriller that knows all about hidden value. Ideal for readers who like Dick Francis, racing-world mysteries, art crime, and the comforting knowledge that even a battered paperback can still frame a very sharp story. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6200/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-frame-apr-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330253079 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6199 Rat Race by Dick Francis Air taxis, horse racing, and the sort of trouble that arrives precisely when you were hoping for a quiet life. Rat Race finds Dick Francis doing what he does best: taking a seemingly respectable corner of the world—in this case aviation brushing up against the racing circuit—and gently revealing that it is held together by nerves, money, and just enough desperation to make things go wrong in interesting ways. The hero is a pilot, which is convenient, because Francis understands that putting someone in charge of a small aircraft is an excellent way of raising the stakes. Up there, there is very little room for error, and even less for people who would prefer you didn’t reach your destination at all. Down on the ground, matters are no less complicated, as suspicion, rivalry, and the usual assortment of questionable motives begin to circle. There is a pleasing irony in the title. A “rat race” suggests frantic competition, pointless effort, and a general sense of everyone chasing something they probably shouldn’t. Here, it also happens to involve actual racing people, aviation schedules, and the uncomfortable realisation that some participants are playing for rather higher stakes than prize money. Francis writes with his usual efficiency: clean prose, tight plotting, and a steady accumulation of tension that does not shout, but never quite lets you relax either. You do not need to know anything about flying or racing to enjoy it. You only need to accept that both are excellent environments for things to go badly wrong. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers who like their thrillers brisk, intelligent, and faintly windswept. A classic slice of Dick Francis, where the real danger is rarely where you first expect it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6199/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rat-race-apr-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330029667 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6198 Twice Shy by Dick Francis Horse racing, crime, danger, and the comforting knowledge that someone in the Dick Francis universe is almost certainly about to make a very bad decision near a stable. Twice Shy is classic Dick Francis: brisk, clever, quietly tense, and built around the pleasing idea that the racing world contains far more menace than tweed jackets and betting slips might suggest. Here, a seemingly technical problem becomes something much darker, because in a Francis novel even data, systems, and professional expertise can end up with blood on their hooves. There is a lovely early-1980s flavour to it too. Computers are still mysterious enough to feel dangerous, racing is still full of old loyalties and sharp elbows, and the villains have not yet discovered cybersecurity seminars. The result is a thriller that manages to mix horses, mathematics, greed, and peril without ever stopping to apologise for the combination. Francis’s great trick is making specialist worlds feel instantly readable. You do not need to know much about racing to enjoy it. You only need to accept that behind every respectable sport lies enough money, pride, and quiet desperation to make murder seem administratively possible. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers who like their thrillers neat, intelligent, and slightly muddy round the edges. A proper racing mystery from a writer who knew that the real danger is rarely the horse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6198/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/twice-shy-apr-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330269186 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6197 Specification for Road and Bridge Works by Ministry of Transport There are books that tell stories, books that ask questions, and books that quietly ensure the road beneath your feet does not fall apart. Specification for Road and Bridge Works (1969), issued by the Ministry of Transport, belongs firmly—and proudly—to the third category. This is not a book that flirts with you. It does not charm, persuade, or entertain. It specifies. In careful, methodical detail, it sets out how roads should be built, how bridges should behave, what materials should be used, and how everything ought to fit together so that lorries, cars, and the occasional misplaced sheep can pass over it all without incident. It is, in short, civilisation written in clauses. There is a quiet grandeur to this kind of document. While novels concern themselves with human drama, this concerns itself with gradients, aggregates, tolerances, and the delicate art of making infrastructure look inevitable. You rarely notice a well-built road, which is precisely the point. Somewhere behind that unnoticed smoothness is a document very much like this, insisting that things be done properly. The real charm, however, lies in this particular copy. Fair condition, a little worn and stained, it carries the marks of use—the sort of honest wear that suggests it may once have been consulted in earnest rather than merely admired. Tucked inside are a technical memorandum dated May 1972 and several additional notes, like small fragments of working life preserved between the pages. It feels less like a book and more like a tool that has seen service. There is an irony here too. A document designed for precision, permanence, and standardisation now arrives slightly rumpled, annotated, and individual. The rules remain, but the copy has lived. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this is ideal for collectors of engineering history, vintage technical manuals, and anyone who appreciates the understated literature of how things actually get built. Not glamorous, perhaps—but then neither is a bridge, until it fails. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6197/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/specification-for-road-and-bridge-works-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6196 Restoration Plays by Robert G Lawrence If ever there was a period that proved civilisation could collapse, recover, and immediately become slightly indecent about it, it was the Restoration. Restoration Plays by Robert G. Lawrence gathers together the theatrical output of late 17th-century England, when the monarchy returned, the theatres reopened, and playwrights collectively decided that subtlety had been out of fashion for far too long. After years of Puritan restraint, the stage came back with a knowing wink, a raised eyebrow, and a firm commitment to wit, scandal, and the complicated logistics of love. This is drama where everyone is clever, no one is entirely trustworthy, and dialogue moves at a pace that suggests reputations are always seconds away from collapse. Manners are observed, of course, but mainly so they can be elegantly broken. The plays are sharp, satirical, and often gloriously unapologetic about the human tendency to behave badly in stylish ways. There is a pleasing irony in reading them now. What was once daring, shocking, and socially provocative arrives as a classic text, neatly printed and academically respectable. The same lines that once raised eyebrows now sit quietly between covers, waiting for modern readers to rediscover just how mischievous “serious literature” can be. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of English drama, literary history, and anyone who suspects that the Restoration was less about restoring order and more about restoring the nation’s sense of humour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6196/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/restoration-plays-apr-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dent 9780460016049 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6195 The Age of Industrial Expansion by AJ Holland Before “growth” meant apps, metrics, and someone in a headset saying “scale,” industrial expansion meant coal, iron, steam, railways, factories, ships, smoke, and an alarming confidence that progress should be measured in chimneys. The Age of Industrial Expansion by A. J. Holland looks at the great surge of industrial development that reshaped economies, towns, labour, trade, and daily life. This is the world where machines became bigger, cities became dirtier, fortunes became larger, and working hours became the sort of thing best not mentioned in polite company. It is history with soot under its fingernails. Industry did not merely produce goods; it produced new classes, new cities, new problems, new wealth, and new ways of being exhausted. The modern world did not arrive gracefully. It clanked, hissed, rattled, and employed children. There is a pleasing irony in the phrase “industrial expansion.” It sounds tidy, almost administrative. In practice, it meant entire landscapes transformed, rivers blackened, railways punched through the countryside, and society reorganised around the factory bell. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of economic history, social history, industrial history, and anyone who enjoys being reminded that modern comfort was built by people who mostly did not get to enjoy it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6195/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-age-of-industrial-expansion-apr-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson 9780174451372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6194 Trotskys History of the Russian Revolution - Boxed 3 Volume Set by Max Eastman Revolution is rarely tidy, but here it arrives in a boxed three-volume set, which is about as close as history gets to being house-trained. Trotsky’s History of the Russian Revolution is one of the great insider accounts of 1917, written by a man who was not merely observing events from a safe distance, but actively helping to overturn the furniture. This Sphere Books edition, translated by Max Eastman, gives the reader the revolution in full sweep: monarchy collapsing, parties manoeuvring, crowds gathering, soldiers wavering, leaders arguing, and history deciding to accelerate without checking whether anyone was ready. Trotsky writes with force, intelligence, and the slight disadvantage of being Trotsky. He is brilliant, dramatic, analytical, and entirely aware of the importance of the story he is telling. This is history as explanation, justification, warning, and performance. Nobody could accuse him of being detached, but then detachment was not exactly the mood of Petrograd in 1917. There is a glorious irony in a revolutionary classic becoming a neat boxed set. The overthrow of an empire, the fall of the Romanovs, the rise of Bolshevism, and the remaking of the twentieth century, all contained tidily enough to sit on a shelf between cookery and gardening if required. This good boxed three-volume set, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of Russian history, political history, revolutionary theory, and anyone who likes their historical earthquakes extensively footnoted and spread across several volumes. A substantial set, in every sense. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6194/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/trotskys-history-of-the-russian-revolution-apr-2026.jpg 38.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6193 The English Civil War - A Military History by Peter Gaunt Before England became very good at pretending it was naturally stable, it spent several years proving otherwise with muskets, pikes, pamphlets, sieges, cavalry charges, and a king who badly misread the room. The English Civil War: A Military History by Peter Gaunt looks at the conflict as war rather than merely constitutional drama in wigs. This is the Civil War of campaigns, armies, commanders, logistics, fortifications, battlefields, and the grim practicalities of turning political collapse into organised violence. Gaunt takes the familiar names and places—Royalists, Parliamentarians, Edgehill, Marston Moor, Naseby—and restores the military machinery behind them. The result is a clear account of how the war was actually fought, not just why it happened or what it meant afterwards. There is a rich irony here. The English Civil War is often wrapped in grand language about liberty, monarchy, Parliament, religion, and the ancient constitution. All important, certainly. But on the ground it also came down to marching, supplies, bad weather, local loyalties, frightened towns, and whether your cavalry managed not to gallop off at exactly the wrong moment. This near fine copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of military history, early modern history, and anyone who enjoys the unsettling reminder that England’s political traditions were not calmly handed down, but violently argued over in muddy fields. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6193/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-english-civil-war-apr-2026.jpg 6.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books IB Tauris 9781788310598 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6192 The Coasts of Bohemia - A Czech History by Derek Sayer Bohemia has coasts, according to Shakespeare, which is awkward because geography has always rather disagreed. Derek Sayer takes that splendid mistake and turns it into a doorway. The Coasts of Bohemia: A Czech History is not a dry march through kings, borders, treaties, and dates, though there are plenty of those lurking about. It is a cultural history of the Czech lands told through memory, identity, art, nationalism, politics, empire, and the strange business of inventing a country while living inside other people’s empires. This is history with mirrors in it. Prague, Bohemia, Moravia, Habsburg rule, Czech revival, modernity, nationalism, communism, and the uneasy aftermath all appear not simply as events, but as stories people told about themselves. Sayer is interested in how nations are imagined, staged, painted, sung, argued into being, and then treated as if they had been obvious all along. There is a lovely irony in the whole enterprise. A landlocked country with imaginary coasts becomes the perfect subject for a book about historical imagination. Borders move, languages compete, monuments acquire meanings, and culture does the heavy lifting while politics pretends it was in charge. This as new copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of Czech history, Central European history, cultural history, and anyone who enjoys books where the title is already arguing with the map. A serious, elegant, slightly mischievous work on the invention of identity and the stubborn unreliability of nations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6192/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-coasts-of-bohemia-apr-2026.jpg 6.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Princeton University Press 9780691050522 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6191 The Oxford history of New Zealand by WH Oliver and BR Williams Before New Zealand became shorthand for scenery, rugby, and sensible distance from everyone else’s problems, it had the awkward business of becoming a country. The Oxford History of New Zealand, edited by W. H. Oliver and B. R. Williams, offers a serious, wide-ranging account of New Zealand’s past, from Māori history and European contact through colonisation, settlement, politics, land, economy, society, and national identity. This is proper Oxford history: calm, substantial, and unlikely to be distracted by romance. It looks at how New Zealand was made, argued over, governed, farmed, imagined, and revised. Not just mountains and sheep, then, but treaties, power, migration, conflict, reform, and the long effort to decide what “New Zealand” actually meant. There is a pleasing irony in national histories. They often arrive looking solid and authoritative, while describing countries that were anything but settled. New Zealand, like everywhere else, turns out not to be a finished object, but a continuing negotiation with maps, memory, law, and land. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of New Zealand history, colonial history, Pacific history, and anyone who enjoys discovering that even apparently tidy nations have complicated cupboards. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6191/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-oxford-history-of-new-zealand-apr-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Clarendon Press 9780195580631 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6187 The Kon-Tiki Expedition by Thor Heyerdah Six men, one raft, a large ocean, and what can only be described as an admirable lack of hesitation. The Kon-Tiki Expedition by Thor Heyerdahl is the account of a journey that sounds, on paper, like a politely worded bad idea. In 1947, Heyerdahl and his crew set out to prove a theory about ancient migration by sailing from Peru to Polynesia on a balsa wood raft built to pre-Columbian design. No engines. Minimal modern interference. Just wind, current, and a steady commitment to not thinking too hard about what might go wrong. What follows is part adventure story, part scientific argument, and part demonstration that determination can sometimes substitute for common sense. There are storms, sharks, sun, salt, and long stretches of ocean that do not particularly care about your hypotheses. Yet the tone remains remarkably calm, almost matter-of-fact, as if drifting across the Pacific on a handmade raft were merely an extended inconvenience rather than a feat of improbable endurance. There is a lovely irony to it all. In an age now obsessed with precision, technology, and controlled conditions, Heyerdahl chose to test his theory by throwing himself into the least controlled environment imaginable. Peer review, in this case, involved waves. The book carries the quiet confidence of a man who believed that experience could answer questions that libraries alone could not. Whether or not one agrees with his conclusions, the journey itself is undeniable: a physical argument made in wood, rope, and nerve. This fair copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, feels entirely appropriate. Slightly worn, perhaps a little weathered, like the raft itself after months at sea. Ideal for readers of exploration, travel writing, and anyone who enjoys a story where the plan is simple, the execution improbable, and the ocean very, very large. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6187/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-kon-tiki-expedition-apr-2026.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6186 Intermediate Mechanics by D Humphreys There was a time when “intermediate” did not mean gentle encouragement and colourful diagrams, but a brisk handshake with reality and a firm suggestion to keep up. Intermediate Mechanics (1948) by D. Humphreys belongs to that era: a solid, no-nonsense mathematical text that assumes you have brought your brain, sharpened it, and intend to use it. Part of the Longmans Modern Mathematical Series, this is mechanics in its classical form—forces, motion, equations, and the quiet, uncompromising logic of a world that behaves exactly as described, provided you can keep pace with the algebra. There are no digital simulations here, no friendly animations, and certainly no step-by-step reassurance. Just problems, principles, and the lingering sense that someone in 1948 expected you to understand them properly. The tone is wonderfully austere. It does not flatter, it does not coax, and it does not apologise. Instead, it proceeds. You, the reader, are expected to follow. There is a kind of stern charm in that: the book assumes competence as a starting point, not an aspiration. If you fall behind, the book does not notice. There is also a quiet historical fascination in holding it now. Written in the aftermath of a world war, this is the kind of mathematics that underpinned engineering, navigation, and the practical business of building things that worked. It is both abstract and deeply applied, a reminder that equations once carried very immediate consequences. This fair copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, wears its age honestly. Edges softened, pages perhaps a little weary, but still entirely capable of demanding intellectual effort from anyone brave enough to open it. Ideal for collectors of vintage mathematics, students of classical mechanics, or anyone nostalgic for a time when “intermediate” meant “you should already be good at this.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6186/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/intermediate-mechanics-apr-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longsmans Modern Mathematical Series no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6184 Medicines - The Comprehensive Guide by Ian Morton Before everyone diagnosed themselves online at 2 a.m., there were books like Medicines: The Comprehensive Guide—solid, sensible, and much less likely to tell you that a mild headache meant certain doom. Ian Morton’s 1988 guide is a hefty reference work from the age when medical information still came in alphabetical order rather than in a panic spiral. It explains medicines, their uses, effects, and likely cautions in the calm voice of print, which is to say it does not flash, ping, track you, or offer sponsored wellness powder. Of course, being from 1988, this is not a book to use as current medical advice. Medicine has moved on, drugs have changed, warnings have changed, and some treatments have quietly exited through the side door. But as a historical reference, it is fascinating: a snapshot of late-20th-century everyday medicine, when the family bookshelf could still contain a drug guide beside the dictionary, the road atlas, and something alarming about microwave ovens. There is a nice irony in it too. A “comprehensive” guide to medicines is always comprehensive only until the next tablet, regulation, scandal, or miracle cure arrives. Still, this is exactly what makes it interesting now. It shows what patients, carers, and curious readers were expected to know before the internet turned every symptom into a referendum. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for collectors of medical history, vintage health references, and anyone who enjoys the reassuring authority of a book that knows a lot, but mercifully does not know your search history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6184/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/medicines-the-comprehensive-guide-apr-2026.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747509936 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6183 World to Win - The Life and Works of Karl Marx by Sven-Eric Liedman Karl Marx has had an impressive afterlife for someone who spent much of his actual life worrying about money, arguing with friends, and not quite finishing his magnum opus. World to Win: The Life and Works of Karl Marx by Sven-Eric Liedman takes on the enviable task of explaining both the man and the ideas, which is rather like trying to catalogue a storm while standing in it. This is not a brisk pamphlet. It is a large, thoughtful, occasionally formidable biography that follows Marx from student radical to exiled intellectual, from newspaper man to library-haunting theorist, from friend of Engels to the author of works that would be read, misread, adopted, weaponised, and quoted far more widely than he ever managed to get paid. Liedman does something rather useful: he treats Marx as a human being rather than a monument. The result is a portrait of someone brilliant, stubborn, often exasperating, and deeply embedded in the turbulent politics and economic transformations of the 19th century. There are debts, illnesses, arguments, and the constant struggle to turn big ideas into finished writing, which may feel reassuringly familiar to anyone who has ever had a deadline. There is, of course, a rich layer of irony here. Marx, the critic of capitalism, now firmly installed as a subject within the global book market. His ideas, once dangerous, now neatly bound, barcoded, and sold in good condition by Crappy Old Books. History does enjoy a quiet joke. Yet the book never becomes flippant. It takes seriously the scale of Marx’s thinking, the ambition of his project, and the reasons why his work continues to matter, whether one agrees with it or not. It is as much about the 19th century as it is about the intellectual machinery that still hums underneath modern debates about inequality, labour, and power. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for readers of intellectual history, political theory, and anyone who suspects that the world did not simply arrange itself by accident. A substantial read, certainly—but then so was Marx. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6183/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-world-to-win-apr-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Verso 9781786635051 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6181 The Writing of New Zealand - Inventions and Identities by Alex Calder New Zealand: land of mountains, sheep, and the faint suspicion that identity might need a bit of careful editing. The Writing of New Zealand: Inventions and Identities by Alex Calder is not a travel guide, nor a collection of picturesque anecdotes about hobbits (though it predates them becoming a national export). Instead, it is a thoughtful, quietly probing exploration of how a country writes itself into existence—on the page, in the imagination, and occasionally in ways that don’t quite agree with each other. Calder examines the literature and cultural narratives that have shaped New Zealand’s sense of self, asking that deceptively simple question: who gets to define a nation? The answers, unsurprisingly, are layered. Colonial voices, indigenous perspectives, imported traditions, and local reinventions all jostle for space, producing a literary landscape that is as complex as it is politely understated. There is a gentle irony running through it all. Nations like to think they are discovered, founded, or declared. Calder suggests they are also written—drafted, revised, argued over, and occasionally footnoted into coherence. Identity, in this view, is less a fixed point and more a well-edited manuscript with several competing authors. It’s the sort of book that rewards readers who enjoy literary criticism with a cultural edge. You won’t find dramatic plot twists, but you will find ideas that quietly rearrange how you think about place, history, and storytelling. It’s clever without being showy, academic without being impenetrable, and thoughtful in a way that lingers. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, arrives with just enough wear to suggest it has already participated in a few identity debates of its own. Ideal for readers who like their nations examined, their literature questioned, and their certainties gently unpicked. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6181/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-writings-of-new-zealand-apr-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Reed Books 9780790003177 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6180 Frontline Ukraine - Crisis in the Borderlands by Richard Sakwa Before Ukraine became the permanent breaking-news banner of Europe, it was already a fault line, a pressure point, and a place where history had inconveniently refused to stay in the past. Frontline Ukraine: Crisis in the Borderlands by Richard Sakwa examines the roots of the Ukraine crisis after 2014, looking at revolution, Russian power, NATO, Europe, nationalism, geopolitics, and the grim habit of great powers treating borderlands as chessboards with real people living on the squares. This is not a cheerful book. It is, however, the sort of book that reminds you how rarely international crises arrive out of nowhere. Sakwa digs into the competing stories, fears, ambitions, and historical grievances behind the conflict, offering a serious political analysis of a region where every map seems to come with an argument attached. There is a bleak irony in reading a 2016 book on Ukraine now. What was already alarming then looks, with hindsight, less like a crisis and more like a warning flare. The book belongs to that uncomfortable category of modern history: the “this was all visibly going wrong” shelf. As sold by Crappy Old Books in good condition, this is a strong choice for readers of geopolitics, modern European history, Russian affairs, and anyone who likes their international relations with fewer slogans and more uncomfortable complexity. Not light reading, perhaps, but then neither are borderlands. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6180/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frontline-ukraine-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books IB Tauris 9781784535278 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6179 The Rise of Merchant Banking by Stanley Chapman Before fintech, before crypto, before men in fleece gilets said “liquidity event” without shame, there was merchant banking: discreet, clubby, beautifully tailored, and almost certainly conducted over lunch. The Rise of Merchant Banking by Stanley Chapman takes us into the world of financiers who did not need neon apps or motivational podcasts to move money around the globe. They had ledgers, letters, connections, nerve, and the sort of surnames that sounded as if they came with oak-panelled rooms attached. This is financial history with proper old-world weight. It follows the growth of merchant banking as a serious force in trade, investment, empire, industry, and respectable-looking risk. These were the people who helped grease the wheels of commerce while somehow making it all look like a private conversation between gentlemen who already knew the answer. There is something wonderfully ironic about reading it now. Modern finance likes to pretend it invented complexity, but this book quietly reminds us that complicated money, international networks, and elegant ways of becoming extremely rich have been around for a very long time. The technology has changed. The suits may be worse. The instincts are familiar. Stanley Chapman writes with the authority of someone interested not merely in money, but in the systems, families, firms, and habits that made money powerful. It is a book for readers who enjoy business history, banking history, Victorian capitalism, and the curious spectacle of people turning trust into profit before anyone had invented a spreadsheet. This good copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is ideal for anyone who enjoys serious economic history with just enough aristocratic dust on it. A splendid reminder that banking was once done by men who looked like they owned the building, because quite often they did. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6179/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rise-of-merchant-banking-apr-2026.jpg 45.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gregg Revivals 9780751200775 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6176 Siegfried Sassoon by Siegfried Sassoon Siegfried Sassoon (2014, Faber and Faber) is one of those elegantly confusing titles that suggests either an act of supreme confidence or a publishing department that decided, quite sensibly, not to improve on perfection. What is it about? Why, Siegfried Sassoon, of course—written by Siegfried Sassoon, or at least by the accumulated, carefully edited voice of a man who spent a lifetime turning experience into prose and poetry sharp enough to leave a mark. Sassoon himself is one of those figures who refuses to sit quietly in a single category. Soldier, poet, satirist, memoirist—decorated for bravery, then loudly critical of the war that made such bravery necessary. He belongs to that small and uncomfortable group of writers who did not merely observe history but walked straight into it, took notes, and then came back determined to say something about it that would not be easily ignored. This volume gathers his writing into a conveniently contained form, which is both helpful and faintly ironic, given that Sassoon’s whole career involved resisting tidy containment. Expect war poetry that strips away the patriotic varnish, prose that balances memory with reflection, and a voice that can move from lyrical to cutting with disconcerting ease. He is not here to reassure. He is here to remind. There is a particular pleasure in encountering Sassoon at book length. His work carries that unmistakable early 20th-century clarity—direct, controlled, and quietly devastating when it needs to be. The trenches are not romanticised, the emotions are not inflated, and the tone never begs for sympathy. It simply states, observes, and leaves the reader to catch up. Published by Faber and Faber, which is practically the natural habitat for writers of this calibre, the book has the reassuring sense of something properly curated: a literary life gathered, arranged, and presented with the respect it has already earned. Condition: As New, which feels almost suspiciously pristine for a writer so closely associated with mud, war, and the general untidiness of reality. One imagines Sassoon himself might have preferred something a little more battle-worn, but the pages are ready, at least, for their first proper campaign. A distinguished addition for readers of war literature, poetry, memoir, and anyone interested in the uneasy relationship between experience and expression. Not cheerful, not decorative, but precise, powerful, and enduring—rather like Sassoon himself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6176/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/siegfried-sassoon-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571320066 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6174 The Underachieving School by John Holt The Underachieving School (1976) is John Holt doing what John Holt did best: looking at education with a calm, suspicious eye and asking whether the system designed to help children learn might, in fact, be doing something rather less helpful. This is classic Pelican territory: serious, compact, reform-minded, and faintly dangerous to anyone too comfortable with desks in rows. Holt was one of the great critics of conventional schooling, and here he worries away at the assumptions beneath school life: testing, obedience, boredom, failure, authority, and the curious institutional belief that children learn best when surrounded by bells, rules, and adults measuring them at regular intervals. The title is beautifully barbed. The Underachieving School sounds at first like a book about pupils not trying hard enough. Then Holt turns the spotlight neatly around and suggests the real underachiever may be the institution itself. Awkward. Very awkward. Especially for anyone holding a clipboard. There is something wonderfully 1970s Pelican about the whole thing: earnest, radical, intelligent, and convinced that society might be improved if people would stop pretending the existing arrangements were natural laws. It belongs to that honourable shelf of books that do not merely explain a subject, but quietly encourage the reader to become difficult at meetings. Condition: Good, which seems apt for a book about systems that survive criticism better than they deserve. A sharp and thoughtful read for teachers, parents, educational reformers, homeschoolers, former pupils with unresolved feelings about double maths, and anyone who has ever suspected that “schooling” and “learning” are not always the same thing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6174/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-underachieving-school-apr-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140213706 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6171 The Chronicles of Hertford Castle by Herbert C Andrews The Chronicles of Hertford Castle by Herbert C. Andrews is exactly the sort of local history title that sounds as though it ought to be discovered in a glass-fronted cabinet, guarded by a retired librarian with strong views on parish boundaries. This copy appears to be a modern glossy perfect-bound replica of the 1947 original, which gives it a pleasingly odd double life: outwardly modern, inwardly old-fashioned, like a medieval gatehouse fitted with laminate flooring. The contents belong to that noble tradition of county history in which castles are not merely piles of stone but magnets for kings, councillors, prisoners, charters, sieges, civic pride, and footnotes with a determined local accent. Hertford Castle itself has the advantage of being both historically important and slightly under the radar, which is ideal. Famous castles tend to shout. Hertford Castle seems more likely to clear its throat politely and mention that quite a lot happened here, actually, if anyone would care to listen. Andrews’ chronicle gives the place its due: the royal connections, the town’s long memory, the shifting role of the castle through English history, and that wonderful local-history sense that every wall, field, and surviving scrap of masonry has been quietly waiting for someone to take it seriously. Condition: Good. The binding may be modern, but the spirit is old-school: civic, careful, and faintly obsessed in the best possible way. A fine find for Hertfordshire historians, castle enthusiasts, local-history collectors, or anyone who enjoys the very British pleasure of discovering that a relatively modest-looking place has been sitting on centuries of drama without making a fuss about it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6171/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-chronicles-of-hertford-castle-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stephen Austin and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6168 Praying by RH Lesser Praying (1999) by R. H. Lesser is a wonderfully direct title, which is always refreshing. No misty subtitle, no dramatic promise of enlightenment by Tuesday, no cover-line insisting that your life will be transformed in seven simple stages. Just Praying. There it is. The ancient human activity, stated plainly, as though the book has quietly folded its hands and is waiting for you to stop making excuses. Published by Gujarat Sahitya Prakash, this is the kind of small spiritual volume that suggests sincerity rather than spectacle. It is not trying to compete with glossy self-help empires or shout at you from an airport bookstall. It belongs to that quieter tradition of devotional and reflective writing: modest, thoughtful, and aimed at people who suspect that prayer is less about theatrical piety and more about attention, humility, and the slow business of turning inward without immediately becoming unbearable about it. The subject, of course, is enormous. Prayer can be petition, gratitude, silence, argument, surrender, discipline, habit, comfort, or the last resort of someone who has already tried everything else, including common sense. A book simply called Praying has the pleasing confidence to step into all that without needing fireworks. It implies that the practice itself is sufficient terrain. There is also a gentle irony in books about prayer, because the moment one writes about it, one risks making words out of something that often works best when words run out. Still, that is precisely why such books exist: to help the restless, distracted, over-informed modern person approach a practice that has been going on for millennia without requiring Wi-Fi, branding, or a motivational webinar. Condition: Good, which feels apt. A prayer book does not need to be pristine. It need only have survived, been opened, perhaps pondered, and possibly placed beside a bed during one of life’s more complicated chapters. A quietly worthwhile little volume for readers interested in Christian spirituality, devotional practice, reflection, or the unfashionable but enduring art of speaking into silence and listening for something more than an echo. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6168/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/praying-apr-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gujarat Sahitya Prakash 9788187886297 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6167 When France Fell - The Vichy Crisis and the Fate of the Anglo-American Alliance by Michael S Neiberg When France Fell (2021) is a book about that awkward diplomatic moment when one of the great powers of Europe collapses, a collaborationist regime appears in its place, and everyone else has to decide whether to panic, negotiate, improvise, or pretend this was somehow all part of the plan. Michael S. Neiberg takes on the fall of France, Vichy, and the strain it placed on the Anglo-American relationship. This is not simply “France loses, Britain carries on, America thinks about joining later.” That would be far too tidy, and history, as usual, has turned up with paperwork, moral ambiguity, competing interests, and several men in suits trying to sound calm while the map of Europe catches fire. The Vichy crisis was one of those situations in which every option looked bad, some options looked worse, and the future depended on people making decisions with incomplete information while pretending they were not guessing. Britain had to worry about survival. America had to worry about public opinion, strategy, and whether the world it knew was disappearing faster than its politicians could explain. France, meanwhile, had become both defeated ally and diplomatic problem, which is a deeply unhelpful combination. This is the great strength of the book: it shows war not just as battles and speeches, but as uncertainty, alliance management, mistrust, calculation, and the strange business of dealing with governments you dislike but cannot entirely ignore. It is a reminder that the Second World War was not a clean moral diagram at every stage. Before the grand alliance became grand, it was messy, fragile, improvised, and frequently exasperating. Published by Harvard University Press, so naturally this is not a flag-waving paperback full of easy certainties and maps with arrows doing all the emotional work. It is serious, thoughtful history about diplomacy under pressure, which is to say, the art of making decisions when every room is full of bad news. Condition: As New, which is almost suspiciously pristine for a book about geopolitical collapse. A strong choice for readers of Second World War history, diplomacy, Anglo-American relations, Vichy France, and those moments when history stops being heroic and becomes a long table, a nervous briefing, and the dawning realisation that yesterday’s ally is now today’s problem. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6167/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/when-france-fell-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvard University Press 9780674258563 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-6164 Backing Hitler by Robert Gellately Backing Hitler (2001) is one of those deeply unsettling history books whose title does the admirable service of being blunt before the contents become even blunter. There is no comforting mist here, no polite drift into abstractions about “the period” or “the regime” as though dreadful things simply happened of their own accord while everyone nearby was out shopping. Robert Gellately has come to ask an awkward question, and he asks it directly: how much support did Hitler actually have? As it turns out, rather more than posterity would ideally prefer. This is not a book for readers attached to the soothing fantasy that dictatorships function entirely through a handful of villains barking orders while the population remains nobly horrified in the background. On the contrary, Backing Hitler explores the far more disquieting reality that popular consent, enthusiasm, opportunism, conformity, denunciation, and ordinary accommodation can do a tremendous amount of historical heavy lifting. It is, in short, one of those works that peels away a comfortable myth and leaves you standing there with the rather uglier machinery exposed. Gellately is especially interested in the relationship between the Nazi state and German society—not merely in the obvious sense of propaganda and terror, but in the more mundane and therefore more chilling question of how a regime embeds itself in everyday life. Not everyone needed to be a fanatic; it was enough that plenty were willing, approving, fearful, compliant, ambitious, or simply adept at recognising which way the wind was blowing and deciding not to stand in it. History, as ever, is rarely ruined solely by dramatic monsters. Often it is advanced by diligent joiners, useful busybodies, and people who tell themselves that order has improved, trains appear to be running, and perhaps one needn’t ask too many questions. There is a grim irony in how modern readers often like their totalitarianism packaged: all menace at the top, all innocence below. It is narratively tidy, morally flattering, and very often misleading. Backing Hitler does not permit such conveniences. It insists on reminding us that regimes of this kind do not merely descend; they are sustained, interpreted, enforced, and normalised by human beings who continue to regard themselves as human beings throughout. Which is, naturally, the least pleasant and most useful lesson one could draw. Published by Oxford University Press, this has the proper air of a book not remotely interested in sparing your feelings. It is scholarly, serious, and sturdily committed to evidence over consolation. That is as it should be. A subject like this does not require a dramatic soundtrack; it requires clear eyes, good archives, and a historian willing to say, in effect, “yes, but let us look more closely at who was helping.” And that is perhaps the peculiar strength of the book. It is not lurid. It does not swagger. It does not need to. Instead, it advances the sort of argument that quietly rearranges the furniture in your head. Once absorbed, it becomes much harder to think about Nazi Germany in the old simplified way, with all guilt concentrated in a few black-uniformed silhouettes while society at large hovers in tasteful ambiguity. Gellately, inconveniently but correctly, asks us to be more adult than that. Condition: Good. A suitably respectable state for a book engaged in dismantling respectable evasions. A powerful and unsettling choice for readers of modern history, political culture, and the social mechanics of dictatorship. Not exactly cheering, unless one finds intellectual honesty cheering, but important in precisely the way important books so often are. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6164/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/backing-hitler-apr-2026.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198205609 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6162 Between the Woods and the Water by Patrick Leigh Fermor Between the Woods and the Water (1986) is Patrick Leigh Fermor doing the thing Patrick Leigh Fermor does better than almost anyone else: walking through Europe and somehow making every mile sound like a civilisational event. Lesser travellers go abroad, become tired, and complain about the food. Leigh Fermor crosses borders, notices monasteries, aristocrats, landscapes, languages, ruins, weather, customs, horses, wine, heraldry, church towers, and the general atmosphere of history itself, all before breakfast. This is, of course, the middle volume of one of the great travel narratives, which means it has the enviable task of being neither the beginning nor the end but that rich, confident central stretch where the traveller is fully underway and the reader is completely trapped in his company. And what company it is. Patrick Leigh Fermor does not merely describe places; he arrives at them carrying the entire cultural baggage of Europe in his head, then lays it all out for your benefit in prose so elegant it can make your own holiday notes look like a police statement. The title alone is marvellous: Between the Woods and the Water. It sounds less like a travel book and more like a location in a particularly intelligent dream. You half expect nymphs, cavalry officers, shepherds, and minor princes to drift in and out of the margins, and in a sense they do. Fermor’s Europe is still full of old worlds not quite gone, of great houses, vanished empires, local rituals, long memories, and people who seem to have stepped directly out of history while remaining perfectly capable of offering him lunch. What makes the book so irresistible is the contrast between the enterprise itself—young man walks a very long way—and the extraordinary richness of the telling. Walking, in most hands, is repetitive. Walking, in Leigh Fermor’s hands, becomes an excuse for scholarship, gossip, ethnography, lyric description, historical meditation, and the occasional reminder that the continent once possessed layers upon layers of culture before the modern world arrived with motorways, chain coffee, and the universal conviction that every city centre should contain the same five shops. There is also a faintly comic grandeur to the whole project. A teenage Englishman sets off across Europe with high spirits, robust legs, and an appetite for everything. The result is not merely a travel diary but a kind of rolling act of literary acquisitiveness. Fermor seems determined to absorb an entire continent by sheer observation. Churches? Yes. Castles? Certainly. Linguistic subtleties, local nobility, Byzantine echoes, peasant traditions, and the melancholy afterglow of old Austria-Hungary? Absolutely. Why have one Europe when you can have all of them at once? Published by John Murray, this sits exactly where it belongs: among those distinguished travel books that make “going for a walk” seem absurdly noble. It is also the sort of book that can inspire two equal and opposite reactions: a desire to abandon modern life and set off with a rucksack at once, and the crushing realisation that even if you did, you would never write about it like this. Condition: Good. A pleasingly travelled state for a book about travel. It has held up, perhaps with the slightly weathered dignity of someone who has crossed a border on foot and still remembers the correct wine to order afterwards. A splendid acquisition for lovers of travel writing, European history, old-world atmosphere, and prose of almost unfair beauty. For anyone who has ever suspected that a journey might be more than mere movement from one place to another, Patrick Leigh Fermor is here to prove the point—at length, and gloriously. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6162/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/between-the-woods-and-the-water-apr-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray 9780719542640 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-6161 An Elizabethan Song Book by WH Auden C Kallman and N Greenberg An Elizabethan Song Book (1972) is the sort of volume that sounds, at first glance, like it might involve a lute, a ruff, and a lightly melancholic gentleman gazing out of a mullioned window while composing something about love, loss, or possibly both before luncheon. Which, to be fair, is not entirely inaccurate. But this particular collection arrives with a rather more formidable pedigree than your average wistful troubadour anthology. Here we have W. H. Auden—yes, that Auden—alongside Chester Kallman and N. Greenberg, assembling a selection of songs from the Elizabethan era with the kind of literary seriousness that suggests these are not merely charming relics, but Proper Cultural Artefacts. This is not a book that idly hums a tune and wanders off. It stands its ground, clears its throat, and invites you to consider that these songs, with their elegant melancholy and occasionally pointed wit, are part of a tradition that deserves attention, respect, and possibly a quiet moment of reflection. The Elizabethans, it must be said, were very good at this sort of thing. They had a remarkable ability to compress vast emotional states into a handful of lines, preferably set to music, preferably with just enough ambiguity to suggest that something slightly complicated had happened, but not so much as to require immediate explanation. Love was rarely straightforward, time was always slipping away, and someone, somewhere, was usually either leaving or being left. It is all beautifully done, of course, and faintly exhausting in its consistency. Auden’s presence gives the whole enterprise a certain gravitas. One imagines him approaching these songs not as quaint museum pieces, but as living works of language—sharp, economical, and occasionally unsettling in their emotional precision. The result is a collection that manages to feel both historical and immediate, as though the past is not so much being revisited as quietly reintroduced, with the polite suggestion that it has been here all along and would appreciate a little more attention. There is, too, something delightfully ironic about a 20th-century poet curating the songs of a 16th-century world for modern readers who may or may not be entirely sure what a madrigal is but are willing to give it a go. It is an act of cultural translation that assumes a certain goodwill on the part of the reader—and perhaps a willingness to encounter a form of expression that does not rush, does not explain itself excessively, and occasionally expects you to meet it halfway. Published by Faber, this has all the reassuring solidity of a book that knows exactly what it is doing. It is not here to entertain in a casual sense. It is here to endure, to be returned to, to sit quietly on a shelf until the moment arises when one feels the sudden urge to engage with something a little more refined than the usual fare. That moment may come sooner than expected. Condition: Good. Which feels entirely appropriate for a collection that has likely already done its duty in introducing at least one previous owner to the idea that Elizabethan songs are, in fact, rather good—and perhaps slightly more emotionally sophisticated than they had anticipated. A quietly distinguished addition for poetry lovers, music enthusiasts, and anyone curious about the enduring appeal of songs that manage to be both delicate and devastating in roughly equal measure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6161/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-elizabethan-song-book-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber 9780571086023 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6160 Schumann by Joan Chissell Schumann (1977) by Joan Chissell is the sort of book that arrives with the quiet authority of someone who has spent a great deal of time thinking about Robert Schumann and sees no particular need to apologise for it. There is no gimmick here, no attempt to rebrand a 19th-century composer as a lifestyle choice. This is a proper biography, from an era when writers assumed—boldly—that readers might be willing to sit down and actually learn something. Schumann himself, of course, is one of those figures who seems almost suspiciously well-suited to biography. Composer, critic, romantic idealist, husband to Clara (who was, inconveniently for narrative simplicity, a genius in her own right), and a man whose inner life appears to have been conducted at a volume just slightly too high for comfort. He is the patron saint of lyrical introspection, the inventor of alter egos, and living proof that combining music, literature, ambition, and fragile mental health produces something both magnificent and, occasionally, deeply alarming. Joan Chissell approaches all this with the calm, composed intelligence of someone who has no intention of turning Schumann into a melodrama, even though he persistently tries to become one. This is not the sort of book that swoons. It does not sigh theatrically over every piano piece. It does not declare every bar a revelation. Instead, it does something much more interesting: it explains. It places Schumann in his world, examines his work, considers his influences, and gently but firmly resists the temptation to tidy him into a single, convenient story. There is something faintly heroic about that restraint. The 19th century positively invites exaggeration—stormy emotions, artistic struggles, tragic arcs—but Chissell seems determined to keep one foot planted firmly in reality. The result is a portrait that feels less like a legend and more like a life: complicated, driven, occasionally contradictory, and shaped as much by circumstance as by genius. Published by J. M. Dent, this has the pleasing solidity of mid-20th-century scholarship—books that expected to be read at desks, annotated in pencil, and consulted again years later when one had become slightly more informed but no less curious. It belongs to that comforting category of works that assume seriousness without insisting on solemnity. And yet, for all its composure, the subject keeps tugging at the edges. Schumann’s music—restless, lyrical, full of sudden shifts and private codes—refuses to sit quietly, and the life behind it is never entirely at ease. Which means that even in a measured, thoughtful account like this, there is always a sense of something just beneath the surface: brilliance, certainly, but also tension, ambition, and the faint suggestion that the mind producing all this might be running a little too fast for its own good. Condition: Good. Respectably so. One imagines it has spent time on a shelf beside other earnest volumes, occasionally taken down by someone determined to understand Schumann properly this time, only to find that understanding him is, like his music, a slightly more involved project than anticipated. A fine addition for music lovers, students, and anyone who prefers their composers presented not as decorative myths, but as real people—complex, talented, and just a little bit difficult to pin down. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6160/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/schumann-the-master-musicians-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent 9780460031707 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6159 Jack Said One More by John Donnelly Jack Said One More (1996) is one of those titles that arrives already sounding like the aftermath of a night that was not, on balance, a triumph for moderation. You can almost hear it: the final doomed phrase in the long history of human overconfidence. Civilisations have probably collapsed on less. John Donnelly has given us here a book with the distinct aura of late-night decisions, lingering bravado, and the sort of conversational logic that seems absolutely watertight at half past eleven and deeply questionable by breakfast. The title alone suggests a world of pubs, promises, repetition, regret, and that peculiarly British talent for turning self-destruction into anecdote before the dust has even settled. This is the kind of book that sounds as though it belongs to the grand tradition of people making things worse for themselves in increments. Not one catastrophic decision, you understand. That would be too tidy, too dramatic, too continental. No, the real genius lies in the little extra bit: one more pint, one more scheme, one more chance, one more reckless word, one more attempt to prove that consequences are for other people. Jack, whoever he is, already feels less like a man than a recurring national problem. There is something marvellously specific about books like this from the 1990s. They often carry the energy of a period when Britain seemed permanently halfway between laddish swagger and existential hangover, when everyone was either having a wild time, writing about someone having a wild time, or standing at the edge of the room wondering whether any of this would end well. Reader, it rarely did. Which is what makes it interesting. The joy of Jack Said One More is that it sounds like a phrase that could apply to nearly every human failing worth documenting. Greed? Jack said one more. Pride? Jack said one more. Drinks? Obviously Jack said one more. Ill-advised romance, bad investments, extending the anecdote past the point of dignity, returning to the buffet when the buffet has already made its position clear: all of it sits comfortably beneath this title. Published by Optimus, which somehow only adds to the faintly indie, faintly rogue, faintly “someone really believed in this” atmosphere, this has the pleasing feel of a book that may have lived a more interesting life than many much more respectable volumes. It is easy to imagine it being bought with enthusiasm, lent unwisely, recovered eventually, and now re-emerging from the shelves with the air of a man straightening his jacket and claiming the evening was a tremendous success, actually. Condition: Good. Which, for a book with this title, feels almost improbably respectable. One half expects it to arrive looking slightly more morally compromised, but no: it has held up, perhaps better than Jack himself. A splendid pick for readers who enjoy British fiction, 1990s atmosphere, wayward male energy, and the eternal comic truth that disaster rarely begins with a bang. More often, it begins with someone saying, with absolute confidence, “go on then—one more.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6159/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jack-said-one-more-apr-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Optimus 9780952708209 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6158 Schumann by Eric Frederick Jensen Schumann (2001) by Eric Frederick Jensen is the sort of book that arrives with the quiet confidence of a man in a frock coat who has no need whatsoever to raise his voice. It is not here to offer “ten fun facts” about Robert Schumann, nor to reduce one of the 19th century’s more fascinatingly complicated composers to a few convenient adjectives like “romantic”, “troubled”, or “sensitive genius”, as though that settled the matter. No, this is Oxford University Press, which means things are about to become properly substantial. Schumann himself is, of course, one of those figures who encourages a certain amount of cultural swooning. A composer, critic, pianist manqué, husband of Clara, inventor of imaginary alter egos, and patron saint of people who feel that music ought to contain at least some longing, instability, inwardness, and beautifully managed emotional weather. He is one of those artists whose life seems almost too perfectly arranged for biography: gifted, intense, literary, ambitious, brilliant, and shadowed by decline. In lesser hands this could all become unbearably melodramatic. Fortunately, Eric Frederick Jensen appears to be interested in the far more rewarding business of understanding Schumann rather than merely embalming him in reverence. This is exactly the kind of book for readers who like their musical lives explained in full, with context, evidence, nuance, and enough detail to remind you that composers do not simply appear out of the mist trailing piano pieces behind them. They have careers, influences, arguments, ambitions, disappointments, social worlds, aesthetic programmes, professional gambles, and occasionally terrible timing. The result is a portrait not of a vague Romantic icon gazing soulfully into middle distance, but of a real cultural actor moving through a very particular world of performance, criticism, publishing, taste, and German intellectual seriousness. And what a world it is. The 19th century did love a composer, but it also loved a theory, an argument, a manifesto, and a nervous collapse. Schumann fits the era rather alarmingly well. He is forever turning up at the crossroads of music and literature, public reputation and private turmoil, artistic innovation and personal fragility. Which means a proper study of him has to do several things at once: talk about the music, certainly, but also the myth, the reception, the people around him, and the extent to which later generations have been unable to resist tidying him into a legend. This book, gloriously, sounds like it knows better. There is also something very pleasing about a composer biography from Oxford University Press. It suggests seriousness without pomposity, scholarship without gimmickry, and a total refusal to apologise for expecting the reader to meet the subject halfway. This is not a glossy “life and works” trifle for someone who vaguely enjoyed Kinderszenen once in a candlelit advert. This is for people who want Schumann in full scale: the mind, the music, the context, the contradictions. Condition: Near Fine, which feels suitably elegant for a book on a composer whose name still carries a certain cultivated glow. It sounds as though it has spent its life on the shelf of a thoughtful person who intended to become even more informed than they already were. A handsome find for music lovers, biographical omnivores, students of Romanticism, piano obsessives, and anyone drawn to that irresistible 19th-century combination of genius, criticism, idealism, and beautifully organised emotional turbulence. In short: Schumann, explained at adult length. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6158/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/schumann-apr-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780195135664 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6156 Smart Grid Security by Jorge Cuellar Smart Grid Security (2013) is one of those magnificent modern volumes built around a deeply reassuring premise: the future of civilisation will depend on exquisitely complex, permanently connected energy infrastructure, and surely nothing unfortunate will happen there. Edited by Jorge Cuellar and published by Springer, this is a serious book for serious people thinking serious thoughts about what happens when you take the humble power grid—once content merely to exist in the background—and persuade it to become “smart”. As ever, the moment something becomes smart, it also becomes vulnerable to attack, surveillance, system failure, protocol disputes, architectural headaches, and the quiet dread of specialists who know exactly how many things can go wrong. This is where Smart Grid Security comes in: a sober, technically minded exploration of how to secure the machinery that keeps the lights on while the rest of us are busy boiling kettles, charging phones, and assuming electricity simply emerges by divine right from the wall. It deals in the hidden drama of infrastructure, that most underappreciated of human achievements, where cybersecurity stops being an abstract nuisance involving passwords and starts becoming a question of whether an entire network can be trusted not to misbehave at scale. The beauty of a book like this is that it belongs to a very particular intellectual genre: the expert warning. Not a hysterical warning, not a tabloid warning, but the calm, polished, peer-reviewed warning of people who have looked at a vast interconnected system and said, with admirable restraint, “this may require some thought.” It is, in other words, exactly the kind of book you want to exist, even if you would rather not dwell too long on why it needed to be written. Expect a parade of concepts that sound both immensely competent and faintly ominous: architectures, protocols, threats, resilience, privacy, authentication, critical infrastructure. The vocabulary alone is enough to make you sit up straighter. This is not a beach read unless your ideal beach involves an overcast sky, a conference lanyard, and a prolonged debate about secure communications in distributed energy systems. Still, there is a dry grandeur to it. The smart grid is one of those quietly enormous ideas that reveals how modern life actually works: meters talking to systems, systems talking to utilities, utilities talking to networks, and everyone hoping the conversation remains civilised. This book peers into that conversation and asks the slightly awkward but necessary question: what if someone malicious joins in? Condition: Good, which feels somehow appropriate for a book about hardening vulnerable systems. It has survived. It remains serviceable. It knows things. An excellent find for engineers, cybersecurity professionals, infrastructure obsessives, or anyone who enjoys books that reveal just how much elaborate invisible machinery is required to let society function without immediate collapse. Dry? Certainly. Important? Absolutely. Comforting? Not especially. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6156/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smart-grid-security-apr-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Springer 9783642380297 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6154 Shadows on the Grass by Isak Dinesen There are memoirs that arrive with the solemn tread of history, and then there are books like Shadows on the Grass, which seem to drift in on a warmer, stranger breeze—elegant, reflective, faintly melancholic, and entirely aware that memory is never quite the same thing as fact lined up in sensible rows. Written by Isak Dinesen, the pen name of Karen Blixen, this 1984 Penguin edition offers a return to the world of colonial East Africa first made famous in Out of Africa, though here the tone is perhaps even more intimate, more haunted, and more conscious of time’s habit of turning people into presences half remembered and half imagined. Dinesen was never a writer inclined to plainness when atmosphere was available, and Shadows on the Grass is full of exactly the sort of beautifully composed recollection one hopes for from her. This is not a brisk, practical account of daily life on a farm. Nobody comes to Isak Dinesen for bullet points. Instead, one gets a literary afterglow: portraits, impressions, remembered voices, and those lingering emotional arrangements by which a vanished life continues to cast its outline across the present. The title alone tells you what sort of territory this is. Not the grass itself, you understand, but the shadows upon it. Not life as it was, but life as it falls back across the mind. Of course, there is something gloriously unfashionable—and therefore rather wonderful—about a book like this. It belongs to that older literary world in which style mattered enormously, recollection was allowed to shimmer, and the relationship between writer and subject was permitted all the complexity, ambiguity and unease that modern readers may find themselves simultaneously admiring and interrogating. One does not read Dinesen for tidy moral positioning or neat documentary balance. One reads her for voice, for atmosphere, for the peculiar grandeur with which she can invest memory, and for the almost aristocratic confidence that if she is going to remember, she will do so beautifully. What makes Shadows on the Grass especially compelling is that it returns not simply to a place but to the people who inhabited it. This is where memoir becomes almost a gallery of human presence: figures recalled not as historical data but as living characters whose influence persisted long after the original world had passed. Dinesen had that rare gift of making individuals appear both vividly themselves and slightly mythical, as though everyone she encountered had stepped, to some degree, into legend simply by crossing the threshold of her prose. Whether this is flattering, selective, or a little dangerous is part of the fascination. There is, too, a quiet irony in the enterprise. Colonial memoirs often present themselves as solid records of a lost world, but the best of them reveal something more unstable: that what has been lost cannot be cleanly recovered, only revisited through feeling, language and the peculiar distortions of remembrance. Shadows on the Grass knows this, or seems to. It is not trying to reassemble life exactly as it was. It is tracing what remains—echoes, attachments, unresolved emotions, the sense of a landscape and a set of relationships still flickering somewhere beyond direct reach. In that sense it is less a sequel than a coda, and a rather moving one. As a good copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this edition has exactly the right air of used dignity. A memoir like this should not be too glossy and untouched; one wants at least the suggestion that it has spent some time in the company of thoughtful readers, perhaps on bedside tables or shelves where serious paperbacks gather and wait to be rediscovered. Good is ideal here: respectable, readable, and quietly seasoned, like a book that has already done a little reflective work in the world and is entirely prepared to do some more. Being a Penguin edition only adds to the appeal. Penguin had, and has, that marvellous knack of making literary seriousness feel both accessible and faintly cosmopolitan. A Dinesen paperback from the 1980s suggests a reader of taste, someone inclined to memoir, Africa, atmosphere, and perhaps a little civilised melancholy. It looks right on a shelf. It looks even righter opened in the hand, where its pages can begin the old work of carrying the reader elsewhere—not with noise or spectacle, but with cadence, image, and long shadows. In the end, Shadows on the Grass is the sort of book that asks to be read in a slower frame of mind. It offers memory rather than plot, presence rather than incident, and prose that lingers deliberately over a world already slipping into distance. Elegant, wistful, slightly mannered in all the best ways, and rich with the peculiar afterlife of remembered people and places, it is a deeply atmospheric work from a writer who knew that the past is rarely gone so much as waiting for the right l https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6154/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shadows-on-the-grass-apr-2026.jpg 0.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140066319 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6153 Gertrude and Alice by Diana Souhami There are biographies, and then there are books about lives so gloriously self-aware, artistically combustible and socially upholstered that the word biography feels a little underdressed. Gertrude and Alice by Diana Souhami is one of those books: a portrait not merely of Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas, but of an entire carefully arranged world of genius, devotion, performance, domestic ritual and modernist furniture placement. If the twentieth century ever produced a couple capable of turning literary life into a kind of ongoing salon-installation, it was these two. Gertrude Stein, of course, was the American expatriate writer, collector, patron, oracle, enigma and verbal experimentalist who managed to become both central to modernism and faintly resistant to ordinary readability. Alice B. Toklas was her companion, partner, organiser, protector, audience, foil and, in many ways, the practical force that allowed the whole dazzling enterprise to continue without collapsing under the weight of its own aesthetic seriousness. Together they formed one of literature’s most famous double acts: one producing difficult sentences and pronouncements, the other keeping the machinery of life running with formidable intelligence and a steady hand. Diana Souhami, a writer with a notable talent for bringing complicated lives vividly into view, is exactly the right guide to such material. This is not a pair who can be reduced to dates and achievements without losing everything that made them interesting. What matters here is not only who they were, but how they lived: the apartment in Paris, the famous visitors, the rituals, loyalties, tensions, absurdities and immense shared project of being Gertrude and Alice. One does not simply write books about such people; one enters their atmosphere and hopes to come out with one’s eyebrows intact. And what an atmosphere it must have been. The names orbiting Stein and Toklas can make the whole thing sound less like a life and more like a guest list: Picasso, Hemingway, Matisse, and half the modernist world dropping by to be difficult, brilliant or both. Yet the great pleasure of a book like this is that it can cut through the mythology and recover the daily texture of the relationship itself. Behind every legend there are chairs being arranged, meals being served, manuscripts being discussed, feelings being bruised, and somebody quietly making sure the household survives another round of genius. That, perhaps, is where the real story lives. There is also something wonderfully ironic in the pairing. Gertrude Stein has entered cultural memory as a monumental figure of literary modernism, a maker of pronouncements, a collector of minds, an embodiment of avant-garde gravity. Alice B. Toklas, meanwhile, is often remembered through the lens of supportive domesticity, despite being far more substantial and fascinating than that role alone suggests. Books like Souhami’s help restore the balance, showing that great artistic households are rarely sustained by genius alone. Someone has to answer the door, manage the people, remember what matters, and keep the whole dazzling circus from tipping into pure self-regard. As a 1991 Pandora Press edition, this book also arrives with the additional pleasure of having been published by a house well known for serious feminist and literary interest, which feels entirely appropriate. Gertrude and Alice is not merely a book about two famous women; it is about partnership, identity, creation and the strange ways in which lives are edited by history. Who gets remembered for the work? Who gets remembered for the life around it? Who gets transformed into anecdote, and who into monument? These are questions that cling to the story like Paris cigarette smoke. As a good copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this one has exactly the right sort of dignity. A pristine copy might look a little too untouched, as though nobody had yet dared enter the formidable orbit of Stein and Toklas. A good copy suggests actual readership: someone somewhere opened it, followed these lives into their salon-lit peculiarities, and came away better acquainted with one of the most distinctive literary pairings of the century. It is solid, respectable, and ready to do the same again for the next curious reader. And really, what a book to leave on a table. It suggests that you are interested not only in literature, but in literary lives at their most gloriously constructed: the people behind the movements, the arrangements behind the reputations, the intimacies behind the public myth. It says you know that modernism was not just a series of difficult texts, but also a matter of rooms, relationships, loyalties, egos and very probably a well-managed lunch. In the end, Gertrude and Alice is a rich, sharp, and deeply appealing exploration of one of the twentieth century’s great literary partnership https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6153/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gertrude-and-alice-apr-2026.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pandora Press 9780044408338 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-6152 The Dynamiter by Robert Louis Stevenson There are many Victorian novels that concern themselves with courtship, inheritance, moral improvement and the careful arrangement of social embarrassment. The Dynamiter chooses, with admirable lack of decorum, to concern itself instead with explosions, conspiracies, restless eccentrics and the sort of people who seem incapable of entering a room without bringing chaos in with them. Co-written by Robert Louis Stevenson and Fanny Van de Grift Stevenson, and here appearing in a 1997 Sutton Publishing edition, it is one of those gloriously odd books that remind you the nineteenth century was not all drawing rooms and deathbed speeches. Sometimes it was also bomb plots and general instability. Originally published in the 1880s, The Dynamiter emerged from that wonderfully combustible era when political violence, urban unease and sensational fiction could all be blended into something at once thrilling, absurd and unexpectedly funny. Stevenson, best known for rather more respectable fixtures of the canon such as Treasure Island and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, here allows himself to wander into stranger territory: part satire, part adventure, part parody of contemporary alarm, and altogether less tidy than the monuments of literary posterity might lead one to expect. This is Stevenson with his cravat slightly askew and a mischievous glint in his eye. And what a premise. The very word “dynamiter” has a marvellous old-world melodrama about it, as if danger ought to arrive in a top hat with dubious intentions and a suspiciously ticking parcel. The late Victorian imagination was deeply susceptible to such figures, and this novel clearly takes great pleasure in playing with that fear. Yet the result is not a grim political tract or a dour exercise in terror, but something far more entertainingly unstable: a novel alive with shifting tones, improbable characters and the delightful suspicion that nobody involved is entirely as serious as they would like to appear. That is perhaps the real charm of The Dynamiter. It belongs to that rich literary tradition in which high drama and gentle mockery co-exist, each slightly undermining the other. One can feel the genuine anxieties of the period—about anarchism, modern violence, and the unnerving possibilities of the city—while also sensing that Stevenson has little intention of letting his material become solemn. The conspirators may be alarming, but they are also faintly ridiculous. The plot may gesture toward catastrophe, but it does so in a manner that remains sprightly, ironic and very nearly amused by its own audacity. As a book, it also offers the pleasures of a less familiar Stevenson. There is always something appealing about discovering that a canonical author had corners, detours and side roads; that alongside the masterpieces everyone knows, there are stranger specimens full of experiment, wit and unclassifiable energy. The Dynamiter is exactly that sort of find: the literary equivalent of opening a side door in a grand old house and discovering a room full of fireworks, disguises and people talking much too quickly. It may not be the first Stevenson most readers encounter, but it is certainly one of the more memorable once found. As an As New copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this edition arrives in deliciously crisp contradiction to its contents. A novel full of disorder, agitation and explosive potential presented in immaculate condition feels almost too civilised, as though the book has been carefully pressed, brushed and instructed to behave itself before being allowed onto the shelf. There are no obvious scars of adventure here, no foxing, no weary signs of hard travel—just a handsome, fresh-looking volume waiting to unleash its Victorian mayhem on some unsuspecting modern reader. Sutton Publishing was always good at producing editions that gave neglected corners of literary history a second life, and this one feels exactly suited to that mission. It is the sort of book that flatters the buyer twice over: first by being an interesting Stevenson that not everyone has read, and second by suggesting that one’s taste extends beyond the obvious. It says, in effect, yes, you know Treasure Island—but have you tried the one with anarchists, absurdity and a pronounced taste for havoc? In the end, The Dynamiter is a wonderfully eccentric artefact of late Victorian fiction: part thriller, part send-up, part social unease in narrative form. It is lively, strange, intermittently explosive in every sense, and far more playful than its title initially suggests. A splendidly off-centre Stevenson for readers who like their classics with a little smoke, a little mischief, and a strong possibility that the whole enterprise may go unexpectedly bang. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6152/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dynamiter-apr-2026.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sutton Publishing 9780862990923 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6149 IELTS Advantage - Writing Skills by Richard Brown and Lewis Richards There are many books designed to improve your writing. Some aim to awaken the soul, some to refine your style, and some to make you sound as though you belong in a Paris café arguing about semi-colons. IELTS Advantage – Writing Skills has a rather more urgent mission. It is here to help you get through the IELTS writing paper with competence, structure and, ideally, enough grammatical control to prevent the examiner from sighing audibly. Written by Richard Brown and Lewis Richards, and published by Delta Publishing in 2011, this is one of those determinedly useful educational books that knows exactly why it exists. It is not here to entertain you with literary flights of fancy. It is here to march you through the mechanics of producing acceptable, coherent, properly organised English under exam conditions, which is a far nobler service than it may at first appear. Because writing in an exam is not really writing in the romantic sense at all. It is more like controlled linguistic engineering: thesis statements, linking phrases, task achievement, and the constant low hum of time pressure. What makes books like this oddly endearing is their absolute lack of nonsense. They do not pretend that mastering formal written English is effortless or that everyone secretly enjoys planning essays about public transport trends or the social implications of modern leisure habits. No, they recognise the truth: that most learners would very much like to get the score they need and move on with their lives. In that respect, Writing Skills is not merely a workbook, but a loyal accomplice in a highly specific form of academic survival. This copy, sold by Crappy Old Books in good condition, comes with the added charm of human history. Someone has, with admirable optimism, filled in some of the answers—though only up to about page 17, after which they appear either to have fallen asleep, lost heart, or perhaps achieved enlightenment and moved on. There are also a couple of later pages marked near the end, suggesting a brief and mysterious return to duty. It is, in its own way, a touching narrative arc: early diligence, mid-book collapse, and one final rally. One can only hope it worked out for them. The good news is that the vast majority of the book remains clean—something in the region of 80 to 90 per cent, by your estimate—and entirely usable. And where there is old writing, there is always Tipp-Ex, that great British solvent of educational regret. So this is not a ruined workbook, merely a gently personalised one. Indeed, there is something almost reassuring about a language-study book that bears traces of earlier struggle. It proves that someone, somewhere, once sat down with serious intent and tried to wrestle coherence out of Task 1 and Task 2. That is exactly the spirit in which such a book should exist. As for the content itself, the title tells you precisely what you are getting: an advantage, one hopes, in writing skills, specifically for IELTS. Expect guidance on structure, organisation, argument, vocabulary, and all the little strategic habits that turn a hopeful candidate into a competent one. This is the sort of book that tries to move you from “I know what I want to say” to “I can say it in a way that scores marks,” which is a very different and far more exam-friendly skill. There is also a quiet irony in second-hand exam books. They are objects of intense ambition, bought with purpose, used with varying levels of commitment, and then released back into the world once the exam season has passed. They carry with them the ghost of timetables, revision plans, cups of tea, mounting stress, and the eternal hope that this chapter—this one here—will finally make everything click. Whether used by a determined student, a tutor, or someone looking for structured writing practice, they remain deeply practical things, built not for display but for service. So here we have a solid, affordable, slightly battle-worn copy of IELTS Advantage – Writing Skills: mostly clean, fully usable, and perhaps even improved by the faint comic evidence that a previous owner’s enthusiasm was not inexhaustible. Ideal for learners, teachers, repeat test-takers, or anyone who enjoys the peculiar drama of educational workbooks with a human backstory. A serious tool with just enough accidental character to make it more interesting than the average pristine study guide. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6149/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ielts-advantage-writing-skills-apr-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Delta Publishing 9781905085620 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6147 Introduction to Type and Teams - 2nd Edition by Elizabeth Hirsh There are books that promise to explain human nature, and then there are books that promise to explain human nature at work, which is a much riskier undertaking because it involves not only personalities but meetings, agendas, passive-aggressive email phrasing, and the peculiar group dynamics produced when six adults are asked to “brainstorm” before coffee. Introduction to Type and Teams – 2nd Edition by Elizabeth Hirsh steps bravely into this territory, offering guidance on how different personality types function together in the workplace, and why one person wants a spreadsheet, another wants a vision statement, and a third would simply like everyone to stop talking and make a decision. Published by CPP, a name long associated with personality tools and professional development materials, this is one of those quietly formidable guides that has probably sat in conference rooms, training sessions, management seminars and HR departments for years, gently trying to persuade organisations that people are, in fact, different from one another. A shocking revelation, perhaps, but one that offices somehow manage to rediscover every week. Hirsh’s book is there to lend structure to this rediscovery, mapping the mysterious territories of preference, communication, conflict, collaboration and all the other things that become very noticeable the moment a team is formed and expected to achieve something by Friday. The word “type” here, of course, carries a whole civilisation of implications. It suggests that your colleague is not being deliberately awkward, merely expressing their authentic cognitive orientation in a way that makes you want to close the laptop and walk into the sea. It hints that the person who colour-codes everything may have strengths you have overlooked, just as the one who keeps changing direction mid-project may, in some broader sense, be useful. The beauty of books like this lies in their noble attempt to transform irritation into insight. Instead of saying “Graham is impossible,” they invite you to consider that Graham may simply be processing information through a framework that was always going to become a problem in a shared document. There is also something deeply enjoyable about professional books that seek to render team behaviour legible. Offices are, after all, among the strangest habitats modern humans have devised: places where personality, ambition, boredom, competence, insecurity and biscuits all interact under fluorescent lighting. Any text that tries to make sense of that deserves some admiration. One suspects Hirsh does so with clarity and a reassuring degree of calm, guiding readers through the patterns and tendencies that shape group work while gently implying that not every disagreement is a moral failing. Sometimes it is simply a clash between preferences, priorities and the unfortunate fact that nobody explained the brief properly. As a good copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this edition has exactly the right feel. A workplace psychology guide in immaculate untouched condition would be faintly worrying, suggesting it had been bought for self-improvement and then tactically ignored. A good copy, by contrast, implies it may actually have been used—as intended—by someone trying to survive a team exercise, improve a department, or work out why every planning meeting dissolved into confusion by minute twenty-three. A little wear only adds to its credibility. These are not books meant to be admired from afar. They are meant to be deployed. The absence of a publication year and ISBN only adds a pleasingly elusive quality to the whole affair, as though the book itself prefers not to be overly pinned down by bibliographic certainty. That feels oddly appropriate for a volume about personality and interaction, where everything is ostensibly classified yet remains stubbornly human. Titles like this always sit at that fascinating crossroads between science, self-knowledge and corporate optimism, offering just enough structure to make people feel that better teamwork is possible, while quietly acknowledging that Keith from operations may still be Keith from operations no matter how many frameworks are introduced. In the end, Introduction to Type and Teams is the sort of book that appeals to managers, trainers, facilitators, HR professionals, and anyone who has ever left a meeting wondering how so many interpretations of the same sentence could exist simultaneously. It promises insight, a little order, and the comforting suggestion that other people’s baffling habits may, under the right model, become almost understandable. A sensible, slightly earnest, and unexpectedly revealing guide to the fine art of getting different sorts of people to work together—or at least to stop sending “just circling back” emails at 4.57pm on a Friday. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6147/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/introduction-to-type-and-teams-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books CPP no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6146 Cornwall Coast Path by Edward C Pyatt There are guidebooks that promise adventure, and then there are guidebooks that quietly suggest you may, at some point, need a sit down and a biscuit. Cornwall Coast Path by Edward C. Pyatt belongs firmly to the latter tradition: a practical, mildly stoical companion to one of the most beautiful—and deceptively demanding—stretches of walking in Britain. Published in 1981 by HMSO, this is the sort of book that assumes its reader is made of reasonably stern stuff. The Cornwall coast is all dramatic cliffs, sudden coves, Atlantic winds and views that insist on being admired even as your legs begin to question your life choices. Pyatt, one suspects, approaches it with the calm authority of someone who has already done the hard yards and sees no reason to dramatise matters unnecessarily. If there is a steep ascent, it will be noted. If there is a fine view, it will be acknowledged. If there is both at once, well, that is Cornwall. What makes a guide like this so appealing is its understated confidence. There is no breathless enthusiasm here, no attempt to sell the walk as a life-changing spiritual journey (though it may well become one, particularly if you underestimate the gradients). Instead, you get the quiet reassurance of a book that knows exactly what it is doing: guiding you, step by step, along a coastline that has been wearing down walkers as efficiently as it has been wearing down the land itself. It is less “inspiration” and more “instruction with occasional encouragement,” which, in truth, is probably what you need when faced with another headland. There is also something deeply charming about the era. A 1981 guidebook carries with it a certain pre-digital innocence: no GPS, no live updates, no helpful strangers on forums explaining that you took the wrong fork three miles back. Just you, the path, the weather, and this book. If you get lost, you will do so in a properly traditional manner, perhaps with a vague sense that this is all part of the experience. And it is. The Cornwall Coast Path has a way of reminding you that navigation, like walking, is a skill rather than a guarantee. As a good copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this particular edition has exactly the right credentials. A pristine guide to a rugged coastline would feel faintly suspicious, as though it had never been trusted with the job. This one, by contrast, has likely spent some time in a rucksack, consulted at windy junctions, and possibly opened with hands that were not entirely clean. A little wear only adds to its authority. It looks like a book that has been places, which is precisely what you want from a guide. Of course, there is a gentle irony in reading about the Cornwall Coast Path from the comfort of a chair. The cliffs are no less dramatic for it, but the effort required is significantly reduced. One can admire the descriptions, trace the routes, and imagine oneself striding confidently along the edge of the Atlantic without ever encountering the small matter of gravity. And yet, there is also a quiet temptation here: the sense that perhaps one day you might actually follow the path, book in hand, and see whether the reality matches the calm, measured prose. In the end, Cornwall Coast Path is exactly what it claims to be: a reliable, no-nonsense guide to a landscape that does not require embellishment. It offers direction, perspective, and just enough detail to keep you moving forward, whether in reality or imagination. A solid, slightly weathered companion for walkers, dreamers, and anyone who suspects that the best views are usually reached just after you begin to wonder why you started. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6146/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cornwall-coast-path-apr-2026.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO 9780117007406 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6145 The Medieval World - Europe 1100-1350 by Friedrich Heer There are history books that glide serenely across the centuries, and then there are history books that invite you straight into the mud, incense, stonework, theology, famine, pageantry and low-grade existential dread of the Middle Ages. The Medieval World – Europe 1100–1350 by Friedrich Heer is very much the latter: a grand survey of an age that gave us cathedrals, crusades, scholastics, saints, heretics, merchants, manuscripts and a great many people whose daily lives were only ever one failed harvest away from catastrophe. This is Europe in its full medieval complication, spanning the years when the continent was busily inventing many of the institutions, anxieties and obsessions it would be unable to shake for centuries. Universities were taking shape, kings were consolidating power, towns were growing, the Church was everywhere, and everyone seemed to be simultaneously building upwards in stone and worrying about the fate of their immortal soul. It was, in short, an age of immense creativity conducted under conditions of almost comical discomfort. One cannot help but admire the achievement while quietly thanking modern plumbing. Friedrich Heer, a historian with the sort of range and seriousness that makes the word “sweep” entirely appropriate, appears to treat the medieval world not as a quaint pageant of chainmail and illuminated initials, but as a living, contradictory civilisation. This is not merely a parade of kings and battles for people who like castles. It is a book about structures of belief, political change, intellectual ambition, social upheaval and the strange, durable mental world of medieval Europe. In other words, the really interesting stuff—the things people thought they were doing, and the frameworks that made their world seem not only possible but inevitable. And what a world it was. We moderns are apt to caricature the medieval period as either barbaric darkness or picturesque romance, depending on whether we have recently seen a documentary or a gift shop. The truth, of course, is much less convenient and therefore far more engaging. This was a society capable of sublime art and appalling cruelty, deep faith and relentless violence, dazzling intellectual subtlety and hygiene standards best left unexamined. It produced Gothic cathedrals and torture devices, troubadours and inquisitors, saints who embraced poverty and princes who collected taxes with grim enthusiasm. No wonder historians keep returning to it. It contains almost everything. There is also a pleasing irony in attempting to summarise the medieval world in one volume, because the medieval world itself was never especially keen on neatness. It sprawls. It multiplies. It develops side chapels of argument and annexes of doctrine. Every answer breeds three more questions, preferably in Latin. A book like this must therefore perform a noble balancing act: bringing order to a civilisation that often seems to have mistaken complexity for a moral good. If Heer manages that with intelligence and energy, as one suspects he does, then this is precisely the kind of work that earns a permanent place on the serious history shelf. As a good copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this one has just the right feel. A book on the medieval world should not look too pristine; one wants some faint suggestion that it has already accompanied a few readers through the plague-free safety of late twentieth-century scholarship. Good is the ideal condition for a volume like this: sound, respectable, and lived-in enough to suggest it has been opened with intent rather than merely displayed to imply civilisation. It is ready to do its duty once more, whether for the committed medievalist, the curious general reader, or the kind of person who begins by looking up monasteries and ends three hours later deep in feudalism. Published by Weidenfeld in 1993, this edition comes from that admirable era of substantial historical books made for readers who wanted proper content and were not overly troubled by the idea of concentrating for more than seven minutes at a time. It likely carries that reassuring air of seriousness that large historical surveys do so well: not flashy, not coy, just quietly confident that the medieval centuries contain enough drama, thought and strangeness to keep anyone occupied. In the end, The Medieval World – Europe 1100–1350 is exactly the sort of book that reminds you the Middle Ages were not a pause between the Romans and the Renaissance, but a vast and unruly civilisation in their own right. Full of grandeur, misery, devotion, ambition and endless human complication, it offers all the pleasures of historical immersion without requiring you to sleep on straw or fear wolves on the road to Chartres. A rich, serious, faintly intimidating and deeply rewarding volume—ideal for anyone who likes their history broad, dense and gloriously alive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6145/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-medieval-world-europe-1100-1350-apr-2026.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld 9780297813828 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-6144 British Tokens And Their Values by Peter Seaby and Monica Bussell There are books for dreamers, books for romantics, and books for the gloriously exacting souls who can look at a small, grubby piece of unofficial metal and feel their pulse quicken. British Tokens and Their Values is unapologetically for the latter camp: a splendidly specific volume devoted to the curious world of token coinage, where commerce, local history, industrial improvisation and collector obsession all meet in beautifully catalogued harmony. Written by Peter Seaby and Monica Bussell, and published in 1984, this is the sort of book that instantly signals seriousness of purpose. Not coins, mind you. That would be too broad, too easy, too democratic. No, tokens—those fascinating little substitutes, stopgaps, workarounds and quasi-currencies that sprang up whenever official coinage was inadequate, inconvenient or simply not up to the job. Britain, being Britain, has always had a particular genius for muddling through with unofficial systems while insisting on the dignity of the enterprise, and tokens are one of the finest expressions of that national talent. There is something deeply lovable about the whole subject. Tokens are history in miniature: tiny metal witnesses to shortage, trade, transport, local pride, private enterprise and the endless ingenuity of people determined to keep buying and selling things even when the state had failed to provide enough proper small change. They are the loose ends of economic history, the side doors of numismatics, the overlooked cousins of the sovereign and the shilling. And naturally, once something like that exists, someone has to classify it all with tremendous care, assign values, and create the sort of guidebook that makes complete sense to collectors and appears gloriously eccentric to everyone else. That is where this book comes in. British Tokens and Their Values promises exactly what the title suggests, with an almost heroic absence of marketing flourish. No sensational subtitle, no attempt to lure in the casually curious with promises of hidden fortunes in the biscuit tin. Just British tokens, and their values. It is this plain-spoken confidence that gives the book its charm. It knows its audience. It assumes, quite reasonably, that if you are the sort of person to pick it up, you do not need to be persuaded that a nineteenth-century trade token from somewhere obscure in the Midlands is worth caring about. You are already halfway in love. And really, there is a quiet comedy in the seriousness of numismatic reference works that only increases their appeal. The world outside may be in chaos, but here is a book calmly informing you about the worth of small metal discs once used in shops, markets, factories or public houses. Empires may rise and fall, fashions may come and go, but someone, somewhere, still wants to know whether that token with an oddly worn edge and a faintly visible issuer’s name is common, scarce or the sort of thing that makes a collector go very still for a moment. As a Near Fine copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this one has the particularly satisfying contradiction of being about objects that often circulated through grimy hands, tills and pockets, while itself remaining in impressively elegant condition. Near Fine suggests a book that has been treated with the sort of respect usually reserved for things whose owners knew precisely what they had. Which feels right. A token guide should not be dog-eared into oblivion by amateurs; it should sit on a shelf with quiet authority, ready to settle arguments and encourage the dangerous thought that perhaps one more collecting niche might be worth exploring. There is also something wonderfully 1980s about a reference book like this: practical, specialised, and entirely uninterested in pandering. It comes from a world in which enthusiasts bought books because they needed information, not because they wanted lifestyle branding. It is a proper collector’s companion, likely dense with listings, values and the sort of hard-earned knowledge that can only be assembled by people who truly care about the subject. That seriousness is part of the pleasure. Even if you only have a passing interest in tokens, there is something immensely reassuring about a book that takes them this seriously. In the end, British Tokens and Their Values is more than a price guide. It is a portal into one of those marvellously specific byways of British history where money, metal, locality and obsession come together. Ideal for collectors, dealers, historians, or anyone whose heart lifts slightly at the thought of Victorian trade substitutes and meticulously compiled valuations. A handsome, near-fine survivor from the age of proper reference books—proof that even the smallest bits of Britain’s past can inspire large amounts of devotion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6144/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-tokens-and-their-value-apr-2026.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Seaby 9780900652653 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6143 Level 4 Diploma in Accounting - Optional Paper - Personal Tax FA2009 by BPP Learning Media There are books one reads for pleasure, books one reads for self-improvement, and then there are books like Level 4 Diploma in Accounting – Optional Paper – Personal Tax FA2009, which sit in a category all of their own: books one reads because life has presented a form, a deadline, and the chilling possibility of getting something wrong in triplicate. Published in 2010 by BPP Learning Media, this is not merely a study text. It is a disciplined march into the labyrinthine world of personal taxation, where numbers, allowances and regulations gather in orderly ranks and wait to see whether you have done your homework. The title alone has a wonderfully forbidding grandeur. Optional Paper is especially good. Optional, yes, in much the same way that eating vegetables is optional, or learning where your money has gone is optional. Technically true, perhaps, but only up to a point. This is the sort of book that belongs to the noble tradition of educational texts designed not to charm you so much as to prepare you for battle. It does not flirt. It does not meander. It has one objective, and that objective is to get the principles of personal tax under your skin before the examining body has the chance to ask awkward questions. And what a subject personal tax is. Few things combine such outward dullness with such inner menace. On the surface it is all allowances, liabilities, bands, reliefs and calculations. Beneath that lies the ancient and ongoing drama of money meeting bureaucracy, with the student accountant cast in the heroic role of intermediary. One imagines long evenings spent with pencil, calculator and tea, attempting to determine precisely what can be offset, claimed, exempted or regretted. This book is there for those moments, calm and unsmiling, like a tutor who knows perfectly well that you should have started revising earlier. BPP Learning Media, veterans of the examination-industrial complex, know exactly what they are doing here. This is not a book for vague inspiration or broad philosophical reflection on the nature of taxation as a social contract. No, this is a practical instrument, forged in the stern educational workshops where syllabus objectives are aligned, worked examples are sharpened, and model answers stand ready like drilled infantry. Somewhere inside these pages lurks everything you need to know about the tax rules of the FA2009 framework, laid out with the kind of brisk efficiency that says: you may not enjoy this, but you will at least be properly prepared. There is, of course, a certain irony in second-hand study books. They come to us trailing the ghost of earlier ambition. One always suspects a former owner sitting under unforgiving lighting, muttering about income thresholds and trying very hard to become the sort of person who says “allowable deduction” in a normal voice. Perhaps they passed brilliantly. Perhaps they never again wished to see the phrase personal tax in print. Either way, their labours have now resulted in this copy, good in condition and ready to continue the cycle of fiscal enlightenment. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy has precisely the right air. Good is the ideal condition for a tax manual: respectable, serviceable, not pretending to be an untouched artefact from a world in which no one ever panicked before an exam. A little evidence of life is almost reassuring. It suggests the book has been where it was meant to be—on desks, in bags, beside calculators, perhaps opened to a page on tax bands with the grim concentration of someone trying to rescue their future from the jaws of insufficient preparation. And yet there is a strange dignity to these volumes. They are not glamorous, but they matter. They are the books that help build careers, pass modules, and usher students from vague numerical competence into the full, thrilling reality of professional accounting. Or at least into a position where they can convincingly explain personal tax rules without visibly flinching. That is no small achievement. Entire civilisations run on the backs of people who have, at some point, studied books very much like this one. So here it is: a solid, worthy, faintly intimidating guide to the tax rules of its era. Not a beach read, unless you are a very unusual sort of holidaymaker, but a deeply dependable companion for the student, trainee or collector of magnificently specific textbooks. Level 4 Diploma in Accounting – Optional Paper – Personal Tax FA2009 offers the timeless pleasures of structure, regulation and examinable knowledge, all wrapped in the sort of title that ensures nobody will borrow it for fun. Which, in its own way, is rather reassuring. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6143/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/level-4-diploma-in-accounting-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BPP Learning Media 9780751785708 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6142 The Complete Guide to Making Cheese Butter and Yogurt At Home by Richard Helweg There comes a point in every civilised life when buying dairy products in a shop begins to feel faintly inadequate. Why merely purchase cheese, butter and yogurt like some ordinary mortal when you could instead transform your kitchen into a small, determined outpost of agricultural self-sufficiency? The Complete Guide to Making Cheese, Butter, and Yogurt at Home is the book for that moment—or for the moment just before it, when you are still sane enough to wonder whether making your own cultured dairy products is admirable domestic craftsmanship or the beginning of a very specific kind of obsession. Richard Helweg’s 2012 manual is exactly the sort of volume that appeals both to practical homemakers and to people who look at a gallon of milk and see not a beverage, but a challenge. Here is the alluring promise that with sufficient patience, correct temperatures, a little bacteria, and a robust tolerance for terminology like curds, whey, cultures and rennet, you too can produce the sort of things most of us have spent our entire lives unthinkingly lifting from refrigerated supermarket shelves. It is at once empowering and faintly hilarious: the modern reader, armed with stainless steel pans and a thermometer, bravely reclaiming ancient foodways from the tyranny of convenience. And really, there is something deeply satisfying about the whole enterprise. Cheese-making has about it an air of medieval seriousness, as though one ought to be wearing an apron, living near a hillside, and answering only to the seasons. Butter suggests a more cheerful kind of labour, all wholesome exertion and gratifying solidity. Yogurt, meanwhile, occupies that peculiar zone where health, science and faint domestic menace meet—milk left to its own devices under controlled conditions until it becomes something tangy and virtuous. This book promises to guide you through all three, allowing you to move from passive consumer to dairy alchemist with an authority that may alarm your friends. Of course, the true charm of a book like this lies not only in its usefulness but in its glorious seriousness. There is always something wonderfully comic about a comprehensive manual devoted to something most people solve by walking into Tesco for six minutes. But that is precisely why such books endure. They appeal to the noble, stubborn part of the human character that refuses to accept that industrial civilisation has already done the hard bit. No, says the home dairy enthusiast, I will make my own mozzarella, thank you. I will churn my own butter. I will become the sort of person who casually says “my yogurt” and means one produced not by a multinational corporation but by a sequence of choices made in a domestic kitchen. As a Very Good copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this one has exactly the right pedigree. It has clearly survived the world without disgrace, but still looks presentable enough to inspire confidence. Crucially, it is not so pristine as to suggest it has never been consulted by an actual aspiring cheese-maker, nor so battered as to imply the previous owner met with catastrophic dairy-related setbacks. Very good is ideal for this kind of title: respectable, practical, and still fully ready to usher a new generation into the occasionally lumpy pleasures of cultured milk products. Published by Atlantic Publishing, the book belongs to that noble strain of American practical guides which assume, admirably, that what the reader really wants is not airy inspiration but the full operational toolkit. One imagines clear instructions, useful background, troubleshooting advice, and enough encouragement to carry one past the first minor setback—because any craft involving bacteria, temperature, fermentation and patience is bound to generate at least one moment of staring into a saucepan and wondering whether this is how all great dairy traditions began. In the end, The Complete Guide to Making Cheese, Butter, and Yogurt at Home is more than just a manual. It is a quietly rebellious object, a handbook for anyone who has ever looked at a block of cheddar and thought, “Surely I could do that.” Whether you are genuinely committed to the wholesome arts of home production or simply seduced by the romantic idea of becoming the kind of person who makes their own yogurt, this book offers both instruction and aspiration in generous measure. A splendidly earnest, faintly eccentric, and unexpectedly appealing volume for the kitchen shelf—ideal for dreamers, doers, and anyone willing to risk a little milk in pursuit of greatness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6142/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-guide-to-making-cheese-butter-and-yogurt-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Atlantic Publishing 9781601383556 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6141 The Music Goes Round and Round by Peter Gammond and Raymond Horricks There are books about music that speak in reverent tones, invoking genius, legacy, and the ineffable power of art. And then there is The Music Goes Round and Round—a title that sounds less like a thesis and more like a mildly exasperated observation after the third repeat of a tune you didn’t particularly want to hear in the first place. Written by Peter Gammond and Raymond Horricks, two men who clearly knew their way around the musical world, this 1980 offering manages to occupy that curious middle ground between affection and gentle eye-rolling that only true enthusiasts can sustain. Because that is the thing about music: it does, in fact, go round and round. Trends recycle, styles reappear wearing slightly different hats, and what was once dismissed as noise returns triumphantly as nostalgia. One suspects this book takes a quietly knowing pleasure in that endless loop—where yesterday’s novelty becomes today’s standard and tomorrow’s embarrassment, only to be rediscovered again in due course by someone declaring it “underrated.” If you have ever found yourself listening to something and thinking, “Haven’t we been here before?” then you are already in the right frame of mind. Gammond and Horricks, both seasoned writers on music and culture, bring with them the reassuring sense that they have seen it all before—and possibly heard it twice. There is likely a parade of anecdotes, observations, and reflections that treat the musical world not as a sacred temple but as a lively, occasionally absurd ecosystem populated by performers, critics, enthusiasts and the faintly bewildered public. It is the sort of book that understands that for every moment of genuine brilliance, there are also curious detours, forgotten fashions, and songs that seemed like a very good idea at the time. What makes a book like this quietly appealing is its ability to sit comfortably between celebration and satire. Music matters, undeniably, but it is also ridiculous, repetitive, commercial, inspired, derivative and endlessly self-renewing. To acknowledge all of that at once requires a certain lightness of touch, and this book appears to possess it in spades. You can almost hear the authors raising an eyebrow as they guide you through the cycles of taste, the rise and fall of genres, and the peculiar habit of the industry to rediscover its own past and call it innovation. As a good copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this particular example comes with a detail that feels almost poetically appropriate: some fading to the spine area. A book about repetition and the passage of time bearing the visible marks of both is exactly as it should be. The spine, after all, is where everything holds together, and a little fading suggests it has spent some time doing its job—sitting on a shelf, being pulled out, perhaps consulted during a spirited discussion about whether something was better “back then,” whenever that might have been. Published by Quartet Books in 1980, the volume arrives from that slightly sepia-toned era when music criticism had just enough distance from the present to be reflective, but not so much that it became overly academic. It feels like a product of a time when people still argued properly about music—face to face, possibly over drinks, and certainly with strong opinions about what counted as authentic, innovative, or simply tolerable. In the end, The Music Goes Round and Round is exactly what it promises, and perhaps a little more. It is a book about the endlessly turning wheel of musical taste, written with the quiet assurance of people who know that nothing ever really disappears—it just waits for its next turn. A gently ironic, observant companion for anyone who has ever loved music, argued about it, or found themselves humming something they swore they would never listen to again. And like the best tunes, it may just linger longer than expected. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6141/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-music-goes-round-and-round-apr-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Books 9780704333994 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6139 Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis by Wendy Cope There are many poetry collections that arrive wearing an expression of extreme importance, as though they have just stepped out of a seminar on mortality and expect you to take notes. Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis is not one of those books. Wendy Cope, gloriously, has no time for that sort of thing. Or rather, she has exactly enough time to notice it, skewer it, make a cup of cocoa for it, and then write a poem so deceptively light and sharp that you only realise later she has quietly taken the whole room apart. First published in 1986 and here in a 1999 Faber edition, this is one of those rare collections that manages to be clever without showing off, funny without becoming flimsy, and moving without any theatrical clearing of the throat. Cope has the unnerving gift of making poetry look easy, which is usually a sign that it is very hard indeed. She can do romance, loneliness, disappointment, domestic absurdity, and literary parody all with the sort of calm precision that makes lesser writers want to go and lie down. The title alone is a small masterpiece. Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis sounds like the sort of thing that ought not to be a poem at all, let alone a memorable one. It has the air of a private joke, a social mishap, and a minor act of English servitude all at once. And that is very much the book’s territory: the awkwardnesses and ridiculousnesses of real life, observed with an eye that is affectionate but not remotely sentimental. There is love here, certainly, but also embarrassment, irritation, longing, and the weary recognition that other people are often both marvellous and impossible. What makes Wendy Cope so enduring is that she understands a truth many solemn literary types prefer to ignore: being funny is not the opposite of being serious. In fact, it is often the quickest route to seriousness, because a well-placed joke can slip straight past the usual defences. One moment you are smiling at a neat rhyme or a sly parody, and the next you are confronted with something horribly familiar about relationships, self-doubt, or the endless business of being a person in the modern world. It is all done so lightly you almost resent how effective it is. And then there is the unmistakable pleasure of the thing. This is a collection for people who like language but do not feel the need to wrestle it to the floor. It is for readers who enjoy wit, clarity, and the occasional perfectly aimed dart thrown at pretension. It is also, frankly, an excellent book to own if you want guests to think you are both literate and not unbearable. Leaving a copy of Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis on a table suggests discernment, humour, and a healthy distrust of pomp. Leaving, say, a heavily annotated copy of something impenetrably postmodern suggests rather more than that, and not necessarily in a good way. As a Very Good copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this one has exactly the right credentials. It is not a museum specimen sealed away from human contact, but nor has it been dragged through the emotional trenches. Very good is the ideal state for a book like this: loved enough to have been chosen, cared for enough to remain handsome, and sufficiently presentable to be gifted, displayed, or smugly retrieved from a shelf when someone says they do not really like poetry. That usually means they have not read Wendy Cope. Published by Faber and Faber, that grand old institution of poetic seriousness, this volume has the added pleasure of smuggling wit into august surroundings. One imagines it sitting there among the weighty collections, dryly refusing to behave. Which is exactly as it should be. Cope’s work has always had that wonderful quality of seeming companionable while being ruthlessly well made. She is the literary equivalent of someone who appears chatty at dinner and then turns out to have delivered the most devastatingly accurate remark of the evening. So here it is: a civilised, sparkling, subversive little triumph. A book for romantics, sceptics, poetry lovers, poetry avoiders, and anyone who has ever suspected that everyday life is both ridiculous and strangely touching. Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis is charming, intelligent, and far more dangerous than it looks. Which, when you think about it, is probably the best kind of book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6139/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/making-cocoa-for-kingsley-amis-apr-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571202508 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6137 It Happened to Me - Real-Life Tales of the Paranormal by David Sutton There are, broadly speaking, two kinds of people in this world: those who hear a floorboard creak in the night and think old house, and those who immediately assume an eighteenth-century widow is trying to communicate through the airing cupboard. It Happened to Me – Real-Life Tales of the Paranormal is very much for the second group, though the first group will probably read it too, if only to mutter “rubbish” every few pages while somehow never putting it down. Compiled by David Sutton and bearing the unmistakably raised eyebrow imprimatur of Fortean Times, this 2011 collection serves up a buffet of the strange, the uncanny, the unexplained and the frankly inconvenient. Here are real-life accounts of things that allegedly happened to ordinary people who, one assumes, would probably have preferred a nice quiet evening instead. Apparitions, premonitions, impossible coincidences, spectral visitations and all manner of things glimpsed from the corner of the eye parade through these pages with cheerful disregard for scepticism, common sense, and the known laws of physics. What makes a book like this so enjoyable is not merely the possibility that something otherworldly may indeed be lurking behind the sofa, but the deeply British tone in which such matters are often presented. There is something uniquely splendid about extraordinary terror being described with the emotional register of someone reporting a delayed bus. One imagines many of these tales beginning with the sort of person who says, “I’m not one for all that sort of thing, but…” shortly before describing a headless monk in the pantry with complete conviction. It is this blend of sincerity, oddness and low-key dread that gives the book its peculiar charm. And let us be honest: paranormal anthologies occupy a noble place in the ecosystem of bedside reading. They are ideal for dipping into late at night, right up until the moment you hear a tap at the window and decide perhaps tomorrow would be better. You tell yourself you are reading with anthropological interest, as a student of folklore and human belief. In reality, of course, you are waiting for the really good story about the haunted child, the vanishing hitchhiker, or the inexplicable figure standing at the foot of the bed. This book understands that perfectly. It knows why you are here. As a good copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this example comes with exactly the right aura. Not pristine, not sterile, not offensively untouched by human hands. A paranormal book should look as though it has spent some time being read in nervous silence under a lamp in a draughty room. A bit of wear only improves the atmosphere. A mint-condition copy might feel faintly suspicious, as though no one had dared open it. This one, by contrast, has the reassuringly honest look of a book that has already accompanied someone through an evening of intrigued disbelief. David Sutton, long associated with the gloriously weird hinterlands explored by Fortean Times, is exactly the sort of guide one wants for this material: someone who appreciates the strange without reducing it either to gullible hysteria or smug debunkery. The result is a collection that lets the stories do what they do best, which is sit there in the mind afterwards, refusing to be fully explained away. Even readers firmly committed to reason may find themselves glancing over a shoulder, or remembering an odd thing their aunt once swore happened in 1974. So here it is: a solid, handsome paperback of things that allegedly cannot happen, written down by people who insist they did. Whether you read it as testimony, entertainment, folklore, psychological case material, or simply as a series of excellent things to mention when the conversation is flagging, It Happened to Me delivers precisely what it promises. Real-life tales of the paranormal. Which is to say: either a fascinating collection of uncanny human experience, or a very enjoyable compendium of people having an absolutely extraordinary time of it. Either way, hard to resist. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6137/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/it-happened-to-me-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books ForteanTimes 9781907779411 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6136 Fiction etc by Various There are books that know exactly what they are, and then there is Fiction etc (1999)—a title so gloriously vague it feels less like a promise and more like a shrug. “Fiction,” yes. “Etc,” absolutely. The literary equivalent of opening a drawer labelled miscellaneous and finding everything from a fountain pen to a theatre ticket from 1987, this curious volume gathers together a selection of writings by Various—those ever-reliable contributors who appear whenever no single name can quite contain the contents. Published at the tail-end of the 20th century—when the world was nervously eyeing the millennium bug and still pretending dial-up internet was perfectly adequate—this book feels like a time capsule of voices that didn’t quite want to be pinned down. Some pieces may sparkle with insight, others may wander off halfway through a sentence (metaphorically speaking), and a few might leave you wondering if you’ve accidentally skipped a page. But that’s part of the charm. Or at least, that’s what we’re telling ourselves. As a copy sold by Crappy Old Books in good condition, it carries that reassuring, slightly philosophical wear: the gentle creases of previous ownership, the faint suggestion that someone, somewhere, meant to finish it. It is not pristine, but then neither is life, nor indeed most collections of “etc.” What you get instead is authenticity—pages that have lived a little, perhaps been read on trains, in waiting rooms, or optimistically packed for holidays where they were never opened. Perfect for the reader who enjoys literary pot-luck, or for anyone who has ever thought, “I’d like a book, but I don’t want to commit to knowing what’s in it.” Fiction etc is less a destination and more a meandering journey—one that may not always make sense, but will certainly give you something to talk about. Or at the very least, something to leave casually on a coffee table and let others puzzle over. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6136/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fiction-etc-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Books etc no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6135 Ashes to Ashes by Barbara Nadel Some crime novels invite you in with a whisper. Others grab you by the sleeve, usher you into a dark alley of human frailty, and leave you there with the uneasy sense that civilisation is really only a thin administrative layer over chaos. Ashes to Ashes by Barbara Nadel is very much in that second tradition. Published by Headline in 2009, this is one of those titles that already arrives with a certain grim efficiency. Ashes to Ashes is not promising a light-hearted jaunt, a restorative village fête, or the sort of murder that can be tidied away before supper. It is announcing, with admirable lack of fuss, that matters here will involve ruin, aftermath and the general inconvenience of mortality. Which, for the crime reader, is usually a good sign. Barbara Nadel is, of course, one of those writers who understands that crime fiction works best when it is not really just about crime. A corpse is all very well as a narrative starter motor, but what keeps the engine going is people: their secrets, loyalties, compromises, obsessions, delusions and all the little emotional miswirings that make homicide such a regrettably renewable resource. Nadel’s novels tend to know this perfectly well. They are not interested merely in puzzle mechanics. They are interested in atmosphere, psychology, place, pressure and the slow, uncomfortable unpeeling of lives. And that is part of the pleasure here. Ashes to Ashes sounds Biblical, terminal and faintly accusatory, as though the reader is being reminded that everyone ends badly and some just get there more dramatically than others. It has exactly the right sort of title for modern crime fiction: sombre, elemental, memorable, and just poetic enough to suggest that this is not going to be a book about straightforward paperwork. Something will smoulder. Something will be uncovered. Someone will almost certainly regret everything, though perhaps not in time to be useful. There is also something wonderfully satisfying about Barbara Nadel as a presence in crime writing. She has that ability to make darkness feel inhabited rather than decorative. Some thrillers merely splash about in menace for effect. Nadel tends to give the impression that the darkness belongs to actual lives, real pressures, and the long messy business of being human. Which is far more interesting, even if it does rather spoil the comforting fantasy that crime is committed only by flamboyant maniacs with a theatrical sense of timing. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels exactly right for a novel of this sort. Crime fiction should not look too precious. It ought to have the air of a book that has already spent time in someone’s hands, perhaps read late into the evening with growing suspicion about everybody involved. Good condition suggests a respectable, readable survivor: looked after, but not absurdly babied. A book that has done what crime novels are meant to do, namely accompany a reader through several hours of pleasurable unease. There is a pleasing irony, too, in finding Ashes to Ashes second-hand. A novel about endings, ruin or the reduction of things to their final state turns up perfectly intact and ready for another life. The title sounds terminal; the object is not. It has already passed from hand to hand and now continues its little career on the shelves of Crappy Old Books, which is really the best sort of literary afterlife. Not entombed, not remaindered into oblivion, just circulating quietly among readers with a taste for the darker side of human behaviour. For fans of crime fiction with atmosphere, psychological bite and a little more substance than mere body-count aerobics, this is an excellent find. It is likely to be sharp, shadowed, intelligent and agreeably unsentimental. The title alone suggests a certain severity of mood, and Barbara Nadel is not the sort of writer to waste such a good title on anything trivial. This is a book that almost certainly means business. So this is not just another paperback crime novel. It is a compact invitation into a world where the past refuses to stay buried, where human motives are rarely tidy, and where the neat phrase “ashes to ashes” turns out to contain rather more menace than consolation. A good, solid slice of modern crime writing with just the right amount of darkness in its bones. Condition: Good. Respectable, sturdy, and still perfectly capable of drawing one more reader into trouble. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6135/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ashes-to-ashes-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9780755379743 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6134 Motot Cycle Cavalcade by Ixion Some books merely discuss motorcycles. Others parade them. Motor Cycle Cavalcade—and yes, the title alone is already doing a magnificent amount of work—belongs very firmly to the second category. This is not just a book about motorbikes. It is a cavalcade, which suggests procession, spectacle, mechanical pageantry, and a great many machines passing before the reader in orderly but exciting succession. Written by Ixion and published in 1971 by SR Publishers, this is one of those gloriously specific motoring titles that could only have emerged from a world in which motorcycles were still treated with the mixture of seriousness, nostalgia and reverence they so richly deserve. The word “cavalcade” gives the whole thing a faintly ceremonial air, as though we are not simply looking at motorcycles, but witnessing their dignified advance through history under the approving gaze of enthusiasts in sensible jackets. And what a splendid pen name, too: Ixion. Not merely an author, but a motoring alias of the old school, the sort of name that sounds as though it should be attached to an Edwardian columnist, a seasoned road tester, or a gentleman who has very firm views on magnetos. It lends the whole enterprise exactly the right atmosphere. This is not a book assembled by marketing departments or lifestyle editors. This is a book from the long, oily, honourable tradition of people who genuinely care about motorcycles and assume that you probably do too. That is the real charm of books like this. They come from an era when enthusiasm was allowed to be deep, unapologetic and highly specific. No one felt obliged to broaden the appeal by adding celebrity anecdotes or pretending that motorcycles were chiefly about personal branding. They were about design, engineering, character, history, performance, and the peculiar emotional hold that certain machines exert over otherwise reasonable adults. Motor Cycle Cavalcade almost certainly understands all of this, and if it doesn’t, the title has tricked us beautifully. There is something especially appealing about a 1971 motorcycle book because it sits at a fascinating point in the timeline. Old enough to look back on earlier generations of machines with affection, but still close enough to the classic age of British and European motorcycling to retain the smell of the thing. This is not yet the fully modern world of sanitised nostalgia. It is much nearer the real noise, grease, chrome and mildly alarming practicality of the machines themselves. A book like this is less a retrospective than a continued act of devotion. And of course, there is a lovely irony in the phrase Motor Cycle Cavalcade itself. Motorcycles, for all their speed and noise, are here rendered into a bound volume and made to sit still. A cavalcade that proceeds at the rate of page-turning. The machines may once have roared, rattled or stormed along roads in clouds of heroic inconvenience, but now they move in orderly print, one after another, preserved for admiration rather than use. Motion converted into stillness, speed into documentation: one of the quieter triumphs of motoring literature. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Fine condition, which feels both impressive and faintly unfair to lesser books. A 1971 motorcycle title surviving in Fine condition suggests a life of remarkable protection, as though some previous owner understood perfectly well that this was not something to leave lying about in a shed beside oily rags and loose carburettor parts. It has reached the present in near-pristine form, which gives it an added air of ceremony. A cavalcade, after all, should arrive looking smart. There is something especially satisfying about finding a specialist book in such lovely order. It allows all the original design, typography and period confidence to come through properly. You are not merely buying the content; you are buying the surviving object, a little time capsule from a world in which motorcycle publishing had its own tones, assumptions and visual manners. Fine condition gives the book a kind of quiet swagger. It has lasted. It knows it has lasted. And it is ready to be admired all over again. For collectors of motorcycle books, enthusiasts of classic motoring journalism, lovers of mid-century and post-war transport history, or anyone who enjoys highly specific books with grandly confident titles, this is a gem. It is likely full of exactly the sort of informed, affectionate seriousness that makes old motor-cycle books so irresistible. They are not merely about machines. They are about a whole culture of motion, mechanical faith and cheerful impracticality. So this is more than a motorcycle book. It is a procession of machines, an act of historical enthusiasm, and a reminder that there was once no shame whatsoever in producing a handsome volume simply because motorcycles were interesting and https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6134/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/motor-cycle-cavalcade-apr-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SR Publishers 9780854096954 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6132 Tuning for Speed by PE Irving Some books promise transformation. Tuning for Speed promises, with admirable bluntness, that if you adjust things correctly, they might go faster. Not spiritually faster. Not metaphorically faster. Actually faster. Which, in 1951, was quite enough to build a reputation on. Written by P. E. Irving and published by Temple Press, this is one of those glorious mid-century engineering books that treats speed not as a lifestyle, but as a problem to be solved with spanners, patience and a slightly alarming level of mechanical intimacy. The title alone is perfect. No fluff. No branding exercise. Just Tuning for Speed. You bring the machine. Irving will explain what to do to it. And that is the real charm here. This is from an era when performance was not bought, but coaxed—sometimes aggressively—from metal, fuel and nerve. Engines were not sealed mysteries; they were open invitations. The idea that one might dismantle, adjust and improve a machine in pursuit of greater velocity was not eccentric. It was practically expected. This book exists for the sort of person who looks at a perfectly functional engine and thinks, yes, but could it be faster? There is something deeply satisfying about that mindset. Modern performance often arrives pre-packaged, warranty-protected and slightly suspicious of human interference. Tuning for Speed belongs to a different world entirely. A world where understanding mattered, where improvement was manual, and where “tuning” involved more than selecting a different driving mode. It is engineering as craft, speed as reward, and mechanical sympathy as a moral virtue. Of course, there is also a gentle irony in reading about speed at the measured pace of a printed page. The roar of engines, the precision of adjustments, the thrill of incremental gains—all carefully explained in sentences that proceed with calm authority. It is speed translated into stillness, motion into method. A book that asks you to slow down in order to go faster. Which, when you think about it, is probably the most sensible advice in the entire enterprise. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, with the dust jacket in fair condition and a few bits missing. Which is, frankly, exactly what you want. A book about tuning engines should not look as though it has spent its life in a glass case. It should have a little wear, a touch of history, perhaps the faint suggestion that it has been consulted in earnest. The slightly imperfect dust jacket only adds to the authenticity. A pristine copy might feel suspiciously theoretical. This one feels as though it has at least contemplated real machinery. And there is something particularly pleasing about the survival of such a book. Once a practical guide for enthusiasts and engineers, it now serves as both historical document and cultural artefact. It tells us not only how machines were improved, but how people thought about machines: with seriousness, respect and a willingness to get involved at a level modern ownership rarely demands. For collectors of motoring and motorcycle literature, engineering enthusiasts, lovers of mid-century technical writing, or anyone who enjoys books that take their subject entirely seriously, this is a gem. It is precise, purposeful and quietly evocative of a time when speed was pursued with tools rather than software and when knowledge was something you could hold, annotate and perhaps slightly smudge. So this is more than a manual. It is a compact tribute to the idea that performance is earned, that machines can be understood, and that speed—proper speed—is the result of careful, informed adjustment rather than blind luck. A book that respects its reader enough to assume they might actually want to know how things work. Tuning for Speed is not glamorous, but it is foundational, formidable and faintly heroic in its dedication to doing things properly. Condition: Good. Dust jacket fair, with a few bits missing—much like many of the machines it once inspired, still entirely capable and all the more interesting for a little wear. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6132/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tuning-for-speed-apr-2026.jpg 24.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Temple Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6131 No Time To Lose - The Fast Moving World of Bill Ivy by Alan Peck Some books celebrate speed. Others seem to have been written at speed, under the agreeable assumption that if the subject is fast enough the prose had better not dawdle. No Time To Lose – The Fast Moving World of Bill Ivy has the excellent good sense to do both. Written by Alan Peck and published in 1972 by Motor Racing Publications, this is a book that arrives already leaning forward. Even the title sounds impatient. No Time To Lose. Not a hint of idling, reflecting or taking the scenic route. This is not a volume for dawdlers, day-trippers or the mechanically indifferent. It is about Bill Ivy, and Bill Ivy was one of those figures from the golden, dangerous age of motorcycle racing when talent, nerve and mechanical faith were expected to coexist at deeply unreasonable speeds. There is something gloriously direct about motor-racing books of this period. They do not generally waste time pretending their subject is safe, sensible or particularly compatible with a long retirement. Speed was the point, danger was understood, and the riders existed in that extraordinary zone where glamour and catastrophe travelled uncomfortably close together. Bill Ivy, with his brilliance, fearlessness and tragically short career, belongs exactly to that world. A world of grand prix circuits, roaring engines, leather, oil, split-second judgement and the faint but ever-present possibility that all of this might end far too soon. Which, of course, gives the title its extra sting. No Time To Lose sounds jaunty enough at first, like the slogan of a very efficient racing man. But with Bill Ivy as the subject it takes on that sad, hard edge so often found in motor-sport history. The fast-moving world was fast in more ways than one. Careers burned brightly. Lives sometimes did too. Books like this preserve that vanished racing culture in all its noisy, thrilling and faintly doomed intensity. And that is the real appeal here. This is not just a sports book. It is a relic from an era when motorcycling still carried a kind of heroic severity, before the modern layers of media management, brand polish and carefully engineered official memory. The riders seem closer to the machines, the risks more naked, the whole enterprise more reckless and therefore, from a historical point of view, more compelling. The names matter because they did extraordinary things, often at terrible cost. Bill Ivy was one of those names. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels entirely appropriate. A racing book should not be too pristine. It ought to look as though it has spent some time in the company of enthusiasts, perhaps read by someone who knew exactly what a 250cc title meant and did not need any modern sports-marketing department to explain excitement to them. Good condition suggests a copy that has survived respectably, carrying the right amount of age without losing its edge. There is also a very pleasing irony in the afterlife of books about speed. Once written to capture a world of velocity, they now sit still on shelves, waiting patiently to be opened. Their engines are long silent, their races run, their headlines faded, yet the book remains, preserving all that noise and urgency in a form that can be revisited at leisure. Speed turned into stillness. Motion made archival. It is one of the quiet miracles of old sports publishing. For collectors of motorcycling history, racing memoirs, vintage sporting books, or anyone who likes their heroes talented, doomed and slightly legendary, this is a terrific find. It has all the atmosphere one hopes for from a 1972 racing title: seriousness, admiration, and the sense that what is being recorded genuinely mattered. Not because it was commercial content, but because it was life lived on the edge of possibility and disaster. So this is more than a biography. It is a compact memorial to one of the sport’s brightest figures, and to a whole vanished world of motorcycle racing where courage was assumed, speed was everything, and “safety culture” had not yet fully arrived to spoil the romance or improve the odds. It is exciting, melancholy, faintly austere and exactly the sort of book that grows more evocative with time. No Time To Lose – The Fast Moving World of Bill Ivy is perfect for readers who understand that the history of speed is rarely neat, often sad, and all the more fascinating for it. Condition: Good. Fast once, still compelling now. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6131/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/no-time-to-lose-apr-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Motor Racing Publications 9780900549144 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6130 The Practice of Management by Peter F Drucker Some books promise to change the way you think. The Practice of Management goes a step further and suggests, with terrifying calm, that management itself might actually be a thing one can study, define, and perhaps even do on purpose. Written by Peter F. Drucker and here in a 1961 Mercury Books edition, this is one of those immensely influential titles that has spent decades quietly shaping offices, boardrooms, industries and the language of work itself, all while sounding as thrilling as a municipal handbook. Which is part of its genius. The title does not seduce. It does not flirt. It simply announces that management exists, it has a practice, and Peter Drucker is here to explain it. A lesser book might have called itself Lead to Win! or The Seven Habits of Organisational Excellence. This one has the confidence to be almost sternly plain. And plainness, in this case, is a mark of power. Drucker is one of those rare writers whose ideas became so widely absorbed that much of what he said now feels obvious—until you remember that someone had to say it first. The notion that a business should be managed with clarity, responsibility, objectives, structure and an awareness of people as well as profits was not always the universal wallpaper of managerial thought. At one point, this was fresh, formidable stuff. Entire generations of executives, consultants and earnest middle managers have been living in Peter Drucker’s conceptual afterglow ever since. There is something rather marvellous about old management books because they reveal the moment when modern work was being invented in real time. This is not just a book about bosses. It is a book about the whole strange machine of organised human effort: what businesses are for, what managers actually do, how decisions are made, how workers fit into the system, how institutions survive, and how not to run everything like a confused family argument with filing cabinets. It takes the shapeless chaos of “work” and tries to turn it into a coherent discipline. A brave undertaking, even now. Naturally, there is also a deep irony in the phrase The Practice of Management. It sounds so clean. So orderly. So reassuringly professional. Anyone who has ever worked anywhere knows that management in practice often involves a great deal of improvisation, misplaced confidence, meeting rooms, memos, and someone asking for an update on something no one fully understands. Drucker’s book stands as a monument to the noble hope that this muddle might be improved by thought. Not eliminated, of course. Let us not get fanciful. But improved. That is why the book remains appealing beyond the business shelf. It is not merely corporate doctrine. It is a historical artefact from the age when the modern organisation was being taken very seriously indeed. Factories, firms, departments, executives, performance, responsibility, growth: all the architecture of twentieth-century work sits here in concentrated form. To read Drucker is to hear the serious voice of a man trying to make institutions smarter before they become too large, too clumsy and too convinced of their own brilliance. Which, in hindsight, was a perfectly reasonable concern. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels entirely fitting. A management classic should not be too glossy. It ought to look as though it has been carried, consulted, perhaps underlined by someone determined to improve a division, save a company, or at least sound more authoritative in meetings. Good condition suggests it has endured the decades with dignity intact, surviving the rise and fall of management fashions, jargon revolutions and countless later books pretending to say something new while really just rearranging Drucker. There is also a special pleasure in the Mercury Books edition itself. A serious text in accessible form, from a period when ideas were expected to circulate widely and not merely sit in expensive hardbacks on executive shelves. It gives the book a democratic air. Here is management theory not as luxury branding, but as something to be read, argued with and put to use. A paperback blueprint for making the machinery of capitalism slightly less idiotic. For collectors of business history, readers interested in twentieth-century thought, lovers of serious nonfiction, or anyone fascinated by the origins of modern managerial language, this is a splendid find. It is intelligent, foundational, slightly severe and unexpectedly revealing about how the postwar world imagined efficiency, responsibility and organised power. Also, it makes a wonderful object to own if you enjoy the quiet comedy of books whose titles sound unbearably dry but whose influence turns out to be enormous. The Practice of Management is not a glamorous book. It is far too busy inventing half the assumptions of modern business for that. But it is sha https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6130/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-practice-of-management-apr-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mercury Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6129 Pastmasters of Speed by Dennis May Some books are about speed. Others are, paradoxically, about preserving it—pinning it down, cataloguing it, and presenting it in a format that cannot possibly move faster than the reader’s turning page. Pastmasters of Speed is gloriously of that second kind: a celebration of velocity delivered at the dignified pace of print. Written by Dennis May and published in 1958 by Temple Press, this is a book from the golden age of mechanical admiration, when speed was not merely a statistic but a virtue, a spectacle, and occasionally a national obsession. The title alone is magnificent. Pastmasters of Speed. Not just fast people, not merely notable drivers or engineers, but pastmasters—a word that suggests mastery, authority, and a faint whiff of ceremonial recognition. One half expects medals, goggles and a great deal of purposeful squinting into the wind. This is the era when speed meant engines, fuel, courage and a slightly reckless disregard for personal comfort. It was about machines pushed to their limits and the individuals willing to sit inside them while doing so. Whether on road, track or perhaps even water, the pursuit of speed carried with it a peculiar blend of elegance and danger. And books like this exist to make sure that none of it goes unrecorded. After all, if one is going to go very fast, someone ought to write it down properly afterwards. There is something deeply satisfying about mid-century motoring books. They treat their subject with a seriousness that borders on reverence. Speed is not a gimmick here. It is an achievement. The people involved are not influencers or personalities; they are figures of mechanical bravery and technical obsession. The machines are not lifestyle accessories; they are instruments of precision and risk. Everything feels purposeful, slightly austere, and entirely committed to the idea that going faster is both admirable and, if done correctly, a matter of great interest. And yet, viewed from the comfort of the present, there is also a gentle irony in the whole enterprise. A book devoted to speed is, by necessity, still. It sits on a shelf. It waits patiently. It invites you to read about acceleration at a pace determined entirely by your own attention span. The roaring engines, the blur of motion, the thrill of velocity—all carefully contained within pages that will not move unless you make them. It is speed, domesticated. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this particular copy is in Fine condition—near new—which feels almost suspiciously appropriate. A book about mastery and precision arriving in such immaculate state suggests it has been treated with the same respect as the machines it describes. Perhaps it was bought with enthusiasm and then preserved with care. Perhaps it sat on a shelf radiating quiet authority. Or perhaps it simply avoided the fate of many of its contemporaries and survived untouched by oily fingers and over-enthusiastic admiration. There is a special pleasure in finding a near-new copy of a 1958 book. It feels like a small triumph over time. The paper is crisp, the binding firm, the dust jacket (one hopes) still carrying its original confidence. It allows you to experience the book almost as its first owner might have, minus the period context and plus several decades of hindsight. A rare and rather satisfying combination. For collectors of motoring history, enthusiasts of mid-century engineering, lovers of speed in all its forms, or anyone who appreciates books that take their subject very seriously indeed, this is a gem. It is precise, respectful, and quietly thrilling in its own understated way. It belongs to that excellent category of books that do not shout about excitement but simply present it, trusting the reader to understand. Pastmasters of Speed is a tribute to those who went fast when going fast was still an adventure, a discipline and occasionally a gamble. A book about movement that has itself stood still for decades, waiting to be opened again. Condition: Fine, near new. Which is more than can be said for many of the machines and men it quietly celebrates. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6129/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pastmasters-of-speed-apr-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Temple Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6127 Princess Margarets Wedding Day by Pitkin Pictorials Some publications are books. Others are souvenirs. And then there are the wonderfully British little booklets that exist somewhere between printed keepsake, national mood board and official memory. Princess Margaret’s Wedding Day belongs proudly to that last category: a 32-page pictorial tribute to ceremony, pageantry and the determinedly polished presentation of royal life at the precise moment it wished to be admired. Published in 1960 by Pitkin Pictorials, this is exactly the sort of item Britain used to produce so well: slim, handsome, informative and utterly convinced that a royal wedding deserved to be preserved not merely in newspapers and conversation, but in a dedicated booklet to be bought, kept and occasionally rediscovered decades later in a second-hand bookshop. Which, frankly, it has now done rather well. There is something delightful about the title in its complete lack of embellishment. Princess Margaret’s Wedding Day. No subtitle, no coyness, no need to explain why anyone might care. The assumption is simple: this happened, it mattered, here are the pictures. And in 1960, of course, it mattered enormously. Royal weddings occupied that special territory where romance, constitutional theatre and national distraction all met in one glittering package. A princess marrying was not merely a private event. It was public spectacle with hats. And what spectacle. The whole occasion had everything the royal pictorial tradition requires: grandeur, fabric, protocol, flowers, polished carriages of thought if not always literal carriages, and an atmosphere of choreographed joy in which even the smallest detail seemed to carry constitutional weight. Pitkin Pictorials, with its admirable talent for packaging British heritage into manageable printed form, was made for this sort of thing. It specialised in the compact preservation of events, buildings and institutions, turning history and ceremony into something you could slip into a pocket or place reverently on a side table. That is part of the charm here. This is not a sprawling biography or a thick modern retrospective with revisionist footnotes and a chapter on media scrutiny. It is a period piece from the event itself, or close enough to it, carrying the fresh sheen of contemporary admiration. It offers not distance, but immediacy. Not analysis, but presentation. The wedding is not yet history here. It is still occasion. That makes the booklet all the more evocative, because it preserves not just the images, but the tone of the moment—the way Britain wished to see the monarchy, and perhaps itself. As a 32-page booklet, it also has the virtue of compact seriousness. Pitkin publications always seem to suggest that you can, and indeed should, be properly informed in a relatively small number of pages. There is a wonderful efficiency to that. Why produce a vast tome when a neatly assembled pictorial can do the work with glossy restraint? The result is a publication that feels both modest and ceremonial, a souvenir with just enough authority to stop it feeling flimsy. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels entirely fitting. A royal wedding booklet ought to have survived with dignity. Not pristine in some unnerving, untouched way, but nicely kept, like something once bought with genuine interest and then stored among other respectable household reading. Good condition suggests it has weathered the decades well, retaining all the charm of an object made to commemorate a bright public day and now re-emerging into a world much less certain about ceremony, though still rather fond of looking at it. There is also a pleasing irony in its afterlife. Once sold as a timely memento of a royal event, it is now also a historical artefact in its own right. The booklet is no longer merely about Princess Margaret’s wedding day; it has become part of the story of how such days were packaged, remembered and domesticated for the public. It tells us as much about 1960 Britain and its appetite for royal imagery as it does about the wedding itself. Which is really the best sort of second-hand bookish magic: the subject ages, and so does the object, until each starts illuminating the other. Perfect for royal memorabilia collectors, lovers of Pitkin ephemera, students of post-war British culture, or anyone who enjoys slim publications devoted to occasions once considered unquestionably important. It is charming, visually nostalgic and quietly steeped in the assumptions of its time. A little booklet of monarchy, mood and managed elegance. Princess Margaret’s Wedding Day is more than a souvenir. It is a snapshot of a nation looking at itself through the lens of royal spectacle and finding the result pleasing enough to print. Small, ceremonial and unexpectedly evocative, it now enjoys the sort of second life only second-hand books can provide. Condition https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6127/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/princess-margarets-wedding-day-apr-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pitkin Pictorials no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6126 The Arts Past and Present - AA100 - Study Companion by Richard Danson Brown Some books swagger into your life with the confidence of masterpieces. Others arrive wearing a lanyard, carrying a folder, and quietly explaining the module structure. The Arts Past and Present – AA100 – Study Companion belongs firmly, and rather magnificently, to the latter category. Written by Richard Danson Brown and published by The Open University in 2008, this is not merely a book about the arts. It is a study companion to the arts, which is a very different and very noble thing. A book about the arts may roam freely through beauty, meaning, genius and civilisation. A study companion, by contrast, must also concern itself with timetables, frameworks, interpretation, and the faint but ever-present possibility that the reader is revising under pressure with a cup of tea going cold nearby. It is art with admin. Culture with coursework. Aesthetics under supervision. And there is something deeply charming about that. The title The Arts Past and Present is already broad enough to imply that, yes, this volume is prepared to take on quite a lot. The arts. Past and present. In other words, nearly everything human beings have made worth looking at, listening to, performing, reading or discussing. A modest undertaking, then. But the addition of AA100 – Study Companion brings the whole thing back down to earth with admirable efficiency. However grand the subject, someone still has to get through the module. That is the quiet glory of Open University books. They are democratic, serious, practical and faintly heroic. They do not assume that learning happens only in cloistered libraries or picturesque seminar rooms full of people named Sebastian. They assume instead that real people, with jobs, responsibilities, tiredness and ordinary furniture, might still want to think about art, history, literature and culture in a structured way. There is something wonderfully decent about that mission, and books like this embody it perfectly. So this is not a glossy coffee-table celebration of civilisation’s finest achievements. It is something better, in its own way: a guide for the determined reader trying to make sense of a vast and occasionally intimidating subject. It helps you move through the material, organise your thoughts, and probably feel slightly less alarmed by the scope of human artistic output. That is no small service. The arts, after all, can be overwhelming. Every century thinks it has something to say. Every movement invents new terminology. Every object seems to demand interpretation. A study companion stands beside all this and says, calmly, let us proceed in some kind of order. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels exactly right. A study companion should not be too pristine. It ought to look as though it has spent time beside notebooks, course materials and perhaps the occasional moment of low-level panic. Good condition suggests it has been respected, consulted, maybe underlined with purpose, and then released into the world to begin a second life with another reader who may or may not be on the brink of an essay deadline. There is also a pleasing irony in the second-hand afterlife of educational books. Once bought for a clear and pressing purpose, they later become cultural artefacts in their own right. What was once a tool of structured learning becomes, with time, a curious document of how knowledge was organised and delivered in a particular moment. In 2008, this was a current companion to a live module. Now it is also a snapshot of educational method, a relic of Open University seriousness, and a reminder that “the arts” can, with enough institutional resolve, be broken down into manageable units. For students, former Open University learners, collectors of academic ephemera, or anyone who enjoys books where high culture meets practical pedagogy, this is a delight. It is earnest, useful, broad-minded and completely unembarrassed by its own function. It knows that art matters, but it also knows that people sometimes need help navigating it. That combination of idealism and paperwork is one of Britain’s finer traditions. So this is more than just a course book. It is a compact monument to organised curiosity. A guide for people who wanted to understand the arts not by drifting vaguely through them, but by actually studying them, which is a much more demanding and slightly less romantic enterprise. It is thoughtful, quietly ambitious and wonderfully grounded in the reality that beauty may be timeless, but deadlines usually are not. The Arts Past and Present – AA100 – Study Companion is for anyone who likes their culture serious, accessible and accompanied by the steadying hand of a syllabus. Which, when you think about it, is really quite sensible. Condition: Good. Still scholarly, still practical, and still ready to help someone make orderly sense of the unruly splendo https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6126/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-arts-past-and-present-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Open University no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6125 Clifton College Register - 1968-1994 by AH monro Some books tell dramatic stories of ambition, disaster, romance or decline. Clifton College Register – 1968–1994 does something both less flashy and, in its own way, more formidable: it keeps track. Calmly, thoroughly, and with the quiet confidence of an institution that assumes posterity will one day want the details. Compiled by A. H. Monro and published in 1995 by The Council of Clifton College, this is one of those magnificent British volumes that manages to be both dry as old stone and unexpectedly evocative. On the surface, it is exactly what it claims to be: a register. Names, dates, records, the official memory of a school set down with orderly seriousness. But look at it for more than five seconds and it becomes something else entirely: a census of generations, a roll-call of vanished schooldays, and a reminder that entire lives once passed through these corridors and are now preserved in print. There is something wonderfully stern about the concept of the school register as a book. Modern publishing tends to panic if there isn’t a narrative hook or a subtitle hinting at hidden scandal. Not here. This is simply the register, and that is apparently enough. It belongs to that admirable tradition of institutional publishing which assumes, quite rightly, that continuity is interesting, and that names carefully recorded over time have a gravity all their own. No need to jazz it up. The school existed, the people were there, and someone sensible wrote it down. The span covered here is especially rich: 1968 to 1994. A quarter-century in which Britain lurched through social change, economic argument, cultural reinvention, educational reform and more hairstyles than any civilisation strictly needed. Through all of that, Clifton College continued the steady business of being Clifton College, producing cohorts of pupils, staff lists, records and memories that now sit compressed into this sober, handsome form. Outside the gates, the world changed. Inside the register, the names kept arriving in proper order. And that is really the charm of books like this. They do not gossip, dramatise or explain. They simply preserve. Every entry hints at a life only barely visible here: boys arriving, leaving, succeeding, disappearing into adulthood, some no doubt going on to impressive careers, others to perfectly ordinary obscurity, all of them once important enough to be entered in the institutional ledger. The register does not speculate. It just remembers. In that sense it is both very modest and faintly grand. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels absolutely right. A register should not be glittering or immaculate. It should look respectable, stable and slightly seasoned, like something that has sat on shelves being consulted by alumni, staff, researchers or the mildly nostalgic. Good condition suggests exactly that: preserved with care, but not embalmed. A working book that has earned its afterlife. There is also a pleasing irony in its journey. Once an official publication of The Council of Clifton College, serious in purpose and probably destined for libraries, offices and old boys with filing cabinets, it now turns up in the glorious democracy of the second-hand trade. At Crappy Old Books it becomes not just a register, but an object of curiosity, history and faintly eccentric appeal. That is often the happiest fate for books of this sort. Released from their original duty, they become more interesting, not less. For alumni, family historians, collectors of school history, lovers of British institutional ephemera, or anyone who enjoys books whose importance lies entirely in their refusal to be entertaining, this is a genuine treasure. It is orderly, understated and unexpectedly moving if you let it be. After all, few things are stranger than a long list of names once tied to youth, routine and expectation, now fossilised into print. Clifton College Register – 1968–1994 is not a page-turner in the usual sense. But it is full of time, memory and the slightly intimidating dignity of a school determined to keep its records straight. A book of names, yes. Also a book of vanished mornings, old classrooms, forgotten ambitions and institutional permanence. Which is rather more than one might expect from a register. Condition: Good. Solid, respectable, and still quietly doing what it was made to do: remember. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6125/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/clifton-college-register-1978-1994-apr-2026.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Council of Clifton College no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6124 Pages Passed from Hand to Hand by Mark Mitchell and David Leavitt Some books are memorable for their contents. Others acquire an extra layer of distinction by being ever so slightly, unmistakably, physically peculiar. Pages Passed from Hand to Hand is fortunate enough to offer both: a title of immediate literary charm and a copy-specific manufacturing mishap that makes it feel less like a standard hardback and more like a quietly dignified survivor of a minor publishing incident. Written by Mark Mitchell and David Leavitt and published by Chatto and Windus in 1998, this is a book already blessed with one of those irresistibly evocative titles that seems to contain its own thesis. Pages Passed from Hand to Hand suggests intimacy, circulation, exchange, influence, secrecy, literature as contagion, or perhaps simply the noble old business of books themselves moving through human lives. It is a title that knows exactly what it is doing. It sounds cultured without being smug, literary without being exhausting, and faintly self-aware in that very late-twentieth-century way. And there is something deliciously appropriate about a book with such a title turning up in a second-hand shop. What is a used book, after all, if not pages quite literally passed from hand to hand? This copy has not merely lived up to the title. It has committed to it. It has been handled, circulated, and now arrives at Crappy Old Books bearing the subtle marks of having had a slightly unusual beginning. The first signature, up to page 10, was clearly put in wrong and at an angle, so those opening pages sit a little askew, like a guest who has arrived at a formal dinner with their tie on slightly crooked but excellent conversation. The trim is good, but those pages are missing a modest 3–4mm at the top, which only deepens the sense that this is no ordinary, machine-perfect specimen. In lesser hands, this might be called a flaw. At Crappy Old Books, we prefer to think of it as character. Modern books can be so smugly uniform, so relentlessly correct in their dimensions and alignment. Here, by contrast, is a book with just enough physical eccentricity to remind you that publishing is a material process carried out by fallible humans and obedient machines that occasionally collaborate on something slightly off-kilter. It is not damaged in the vulgar sense. It is distinctive. A little slanted. A touch irregular. One might even say literary in form as well as content. There is a wonderful irony in that. A book about pages passed from hand to hand arrives with its own pages refusing to sit entirely in line, as though the object itself has absorbed some of the title’s themes and decided to perform them physically. The first few pages lean at an angle, not disastrously, but enough to make the book feel singular. It is the sort of production quirk that collectors secretly enjoy because it gives a copy a life of its own. Anyone can own the book. Not everyone gets this version, with its slightly wayward opening act. And of course, such things can be oddly endearing. The text is there, the trim is otherwise sound, the book remains in Good condition, and what you gain in exchange for a few millimetres at the top of pages 1 to 10 is a copy with an anecdote built in. That is far more than can be said for most modern hardbacks, which too often emerge from the press with all the personality of a sealed appliance. This one has a mild publishing wobble and is better for it. As a second-hand object, it is particularly pleasing. Chatto and Windus titles from this era often carry that agreeable air of serious literary publishing: elegant, quietly confident, meant for readers rather than markets. This copy now adds a further layer of eccentric charm. It feels like the sort of book one discovers on a shelf and immediately wants to pick up, not just for what it says, but for what it is. Booksellers love that. Readers should too. So this is ideal for literary readers, bibliophiles, collectors of oddball copies, and anyone who appreciates that the best second-hand books are not always pristine. Sometimes they are slightly strange. Slightly skewed. Slightly more human. This copy of Pages Passed from Hand to Hand offers exactly that: a literary book whose very form hints at circulation, imperfection and continued life beyond its original moment of manufacture. Condition: Good. The first signature up to page 10 has been bound in at a noticeable angle, with about 3–4mm missing at the top of those pages, though the trim is otherwise good. In other words, a copy with charm, quirks and just enough misalignment to make it memorable. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6124/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pages-passed-from-hand-to-hand-apr-2026.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus 9780701166410 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6123 From Inside Scotland Yard by Harold Scott Some books promise to take you behind the scenes. From Inside Scotland Yard does so with the marvellous confidence of an age when simply being “inside” a famous institution was considered quite enough to sell the thing. No need for a sensational subtitle involving corruption, scandal, or a detective with personal demons. Just the steady implication that Scotland Yard is interesting enough on its own, thank you very much, and that Harold Scott has seen things you have not. Published in 1963 by Andre Deutsch, this is one of those splendid mid-century volumes that arrives trailing authority, tobacco smoke and administrative gravity. Scotland Yard, after all, is less a building than a national myth: part police headquarters, part theatrical backdrop, part shorthand for British law and order in its most formal and faintly intimidating form. To claim access “from inside” is to offer the reader not merely information, but entry into a world of procedures, investigations, criminality, hierarchy and official seriousness. And that, really, is the charm here. This is not the modern true-crime universe of traumatised detectives, streaming-platform aesthetics and endless grim revelations about institutional failure. This is older, steadier, more composed. One imagines neat files, clipped voices, polished shoes, and the curious confidence of a system that believed itself, at least outwardly, to be in command of events. Whether that confidence was always justified is another matter, but it certainly makes for a good dust jacket premise. Harold Scott’s title has exactly the right flavour of insider memoir, observational account and faintly controlled disclosure. Not Everything They Don’t Want You to Know. Not Murder, Vice and Betrayal in the Met. Just From Inside Scotland Yard. As if a brisk walk through the corridors of British policing ought to be quite enough excitement for any reasonable person. And, in fairness, it probably is. There is something deeply appealing about that restraint. Books like this are wonderful because they preserve not just facts, but atmosphere. They capture the tone of an era when officialdom still carried a kind of theatrical prestige, when the machinery of investigation seemed at once mysterious and reassuring, and when readers were happy to be guided through the workings of an institution simply because it was there, and because it mattered. The crimes may have been ugly, the cases difficult, the public sometimes unruly, but the prose of such books tends to suggest that somewhere, behind a desk and a glass door, order is being methodically restored. Of course, there is also a lovely irony in buying a book about Scotland Yard from Crappy Old Books. Once a respectable hardback, perhaps purchased by someone with a taste for police memoirs, institutional history or a good old-fashioned account of British justice, it now reappears in second-hand exile, slightly worn and all the more attractive for it. It has moved from official-sounding authority to charming survivor, which is not a bad career arc for any book. This particular copy has extra personality too. Ex-library, but only with one small stamp inside, which is really the best sort of ex-library status: just enough institutional residue to add character, not enough to make it feel like it has been processed by the Home Office. There is something pleasingly appropriate about a book on Scotland Yard carrying the faintest trace of another public institution. It feels as though it has remained in respectable circulation. The slight tear to the rear dust jacket only adds to the effect. A crime book with a minor wound is almost too neat, but we will allow it. Condition: Good, and honestly rather distinguished with it. The jacket has had a little drama at the back, but then so have many of the people discussed inside. The book itself remains solid, presentable and full of that very specific kind of mid-century British authority that modern publishing can only imitate from a distance. Perfect for readers who enjoy police history, institutional memoirs, London books, mid-century nonfiction, or simply the subtle thrill of titles that promise access rather than sensation. It is also ideal for anyone who likes their second-hand books with a hint of provenance and a touch of wear in the right places. From Inside Scotland Yard is a reminder that there was once a time when the inner workings of British policing could be offered as a form of sober fascination, and that this, somehow, was more compelling than any number of modern attempts to dress everything up as a scandal. Sometimes a door marked “Scotland Yard” is enough. Condition: Good. Ex-library, with only one small stamp inside, plus a slight tear to the rear dust jacket. Which is really just enough damage to suggest it has seen a little action without becoming evidence. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6123/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-inside-scotland-yard-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Andre Deutsch no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6121 Scales and Arpeggios - Grade 4 - Piano by The Associated Board of the Royal Sghools of Music Some books exist to broaden the mind. Some exist to stir the soul. And some exist to make sure that, before any of that happens, your fingers can reliably clatter through E major without disgracing the family. Scales and Arpeggios – Grade 4 – Piano belongs, with quiet and unsmiling dignity, to this latter tradition. Published in 1994 by ABRSM Publishing and issued by The Associated Board of the Royal Schools of Music, this is one of those wonderfully specialised little booklets that embodies the less glamorous truth about musical progress: namely, that behind every expressive performance lies an alarming amount of repetitive technical labour. Nobody dreams of one day becoming a great interpreter of Grade 4 scales. And yet here we are. Civilisation depends on foundations. There is something almost majestic about the title in its complete refusal to flatter. Scales and Arpeggios – Grade 4 – Piano. No poetry. No seductive promise of unlocking hidden potential. No glossy nonsense about musical journeys. Just the plain statement that these are scales, these are arpeggios, this is Grade 4, and the piano is waiting. It has the administrative sternness of a railway notice, and much the same emotional atmosphere. And yet, for all that, these little ABRSM books have a strange charm. They are the grammar books of the keyboard: dry on the surface, indispensable underneath. They represent that stage in musical education where enthusiasm begins to encounter system, and the student slowly realises that art, inconveniently, involves technique. This is where talent is expected to stop waving vaguely in the air and start putting in a shift. Grade 4, too, is an interesting point in the hierarchy. No longer the innocent foothills of beginnerhood, but not yet the steeper, more visibly ominous slopes beyond. This is the level at which things begin to feel a little more serious. There are patterns to learn, fingers to train, hands to coordinate, and keys to navigate with a confidence that may or may not exist in reality. It is a stage of growing competence, or at least growing familiarity with being corrected. Books like this are wonderfully honest about the machinery behind musical accomplishment. Concert pianists are often discussed in terms of brilliance, sensitivity, interpretation and emotional depth. What is less often mentioned is the small mountain of disciplined fingerwork that got them there. Scales and Arpeggios – Grade 4 – Piano is part of that mountain. A modest, stapled monument to repetition. The sound of ambition broken down into manageable exercises. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels exactly right. A scales book should not look untouched, because that would suggest either neglect or a deeply worrying lack of effort. Good condition implies it has done its duty without collapse. Perhaps it sat on a piano stand beside a metronome. Perhaps it was opened with resignation by a child on a Sunday afternoon. Perhaps it was handled by a teacher with the weary calm of someone who has heard C minor more times than any human should. There is a lovely irony in the afterlife of such books. Once bought with purpose, urgency and possibly a little household tension, they later drift into the second-hand world where their original threat has softened into nostalgia. No examiner is hovering now. No practical test is imminent. What remains is a charmingly severe artefact of British musical education: a booklet from an empire of grades, certificates and quietly relentless standards. And ABRSM is very much its own cultural universe. For generations, it has managed to make the learning of music feel both elevated and bureaucratic, which is no small feat. These books are the paper instruments of that world. They do not shout. They do not entertain. They simply insist, with polite institutional firmness, that you will learn your scales properly. For pianists, teachers, former pupils, collectors of music ephemera, or anyone who enjoys the quiet absurdity of entire publications devoted to ascending and descending patterns, this is a splendid find. It is practical, austere, unexpectedly evocative and full of the ghostly echo of practice sessions long past. One can almost hear the cautious start, the slight stumble, the stop, the sigh, and then the inevitable instruction to begin again. So this is more than just a music booklet. It is a compact tribute to discipline, repetition and the peculiar British genius for turning artistic development into a structured series of hurdles. A small book with a large moral lesson: if you want the beauty, you must first endure the mechanics. Scales and Arpeggios – Grade 4 – Piano may not be glamorous, but it is foundational, formidable and deeply committed to the proposition that musical freedom begins with doing exactly what you are told. Condition: Good. Respectably pr https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6121/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scales-and-arpeggios-grade-4-piano-apr-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books ABRSM Publishing 9781854727619 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6119 The Train Ride by Peter Loughran Some books promise epic journeys, grand revelations, or sweeping transformations. The Train Ride promises, with almost suspicious modesty, a train ride. No embellishment. No desperate subtitle hinting at destiny, betrayal or spiritual awakening. Just the quiet suggestion that something might happen between one station and another, which is, in its way, far more intriguing. Published in 1966 by Secker and Warburg and written by Peter Loughran, this is a novel from that wonderfully unhurried era when a title could afford to be understated and still expect to be taken seriously. A train ride, after all, is one of literature’s most dependable settings: enclosed, directional, faintly claustrophobic, and filled with strangers who may or may not become significant. It is a place where time passes in a peculiar suspended way, where landscapes slide by and conversations either begin or are studiously avoided. In short, the perfect stage for something quietly interesting. And yet the brilliance of a title like The Train Ride lies in its refusal to tell you what kind of story you are about to encounter. Is it reflective? Dramatic? Slightly uneasy? Entirely uneventful in a way that becomes meaningful? The book does not say. It simply invites you aboard and leaves you to discover whether this particular journey involves introspection, coincidence, revelation, or merely the slow and dignified progress from one place to another with nothing much happening at all. Which, if we are honest, is exactly what most train rides are. There is also something deeply evocative about the timing. 1966: a world of proper tickets, compartments, smoking carriages, and the faint possibility that the person opposite you might strike up a conversation that alters your day, or your life, or at the very least your opinion of railway catering. This is travel before the era of headphones and digital isolation, when a journey had a certain social unpredictability. A book set in that environment carries with it all the texture of mid-century movement: the rhythm of the tracks, the polite discomfort, the shared space. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels entirely appropriate for a novel about transit. A train ride is, by definition, a journey from one state to another, and so is a second-hand book. It has already travelled. It has been read, perhaps carried, perhaps left on a bedside table or slipped into a bag for actual travel. Good condition suggests it has survived all this with dignity intact, ready to begin another journey with a new reader who may or may not be sitting on a train at the time. There is a pleasing symmetry in that idea. A book about a train ride, now itself travelling from owner to owner, shelf to shelf, context to context. It has moved through time in much the same way as its subject moves through space. One almost hopes it has occasionally been read on a train, completing the circle in the most satisfying way possible. For collectors of mid-century fiction, lovers of understated titles, railway enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys books that promise very little and thereby suggest quite a lot, this is a quietly compelling find. It belongs to that class of novels that trust the reader to bring curiosity rather than expecting spectacle. It may be reflective, subtle, perhaps even slightly elusive—but that is often where the best journeys are found. The Train Ride is, in essence, a literary ticket: modest, functional, and potentially far more interesting than it first appears. Whether the destination is dramatic or entirely uneventful is something you will have to discover for yourself. But then again, that is always the risk with trains. Condition: Good. Travelled, intact, and ready for another journey. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6119/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-train-ride-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Secker and Warburg no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6117 Sustainable Graphic Design - Principles and Practice by Peter Claver Fine Some design books want to teach you how to make things look better. Sustainable Graphic Design: Principles and Practice wants something much more inconvenient: for you to think about whether they should be made that way at all. Written by Peter Claver Fine and published by Bloomsbury in 2016, this is a book from that sternly admirable branch of modern publishing that takes a glamorous field and insists on interrogating its conscience. Graphic design, after all, has spent a very long time dazzling us with packaging, campaigns, print runs, promotional matter and visual seduction of every imaginable kind. This book arrives to ask, quite reasonably and rather awkwardly, how much of that splendour is environmentally sensible. Which is exactly the sort of question nobody wants raised halfway through admiring a beautifully spot-varnished brochure. And that is what makes it so good. This is not anti-design. Far from it. It is a serious, intelligent guide to making design more responsible, more durable and less wastefully self-indulgent. It looks at materials, processes, production choices and working methods, and gently but firmly reminds the reader that aesthetics do not float above reality in some heavenly realm of typefaces and layout grids. They are printed, manufactured, shipped, discarded and replaced. The poster does not simply “exist”; it has a supply chain. The luxury finish has consequences. The clever packaging may one day become very stupid rubbish. There is a particular pleasure in books like this because they force a collision between two things modern culture prefers to keep separate: style and responsibility. Designers are encouraged to innovate, persuade, brand, refresh, disrupt and generally keep the visual world in a state of profitable motion. Sustainability, by contrast, has the bad manners to ask whether constant production is always a virtue. So Sustainable Graphic Design occupies that fascinating, slightly tense middle ground where creative ambition meets material fact. It is the design equivalent of being told, politely but unmistakably, to clear up after yourself. The 2016 date is important too. This is a book from the point at which sustainability had moved well beyond niche concern and into the broader professional conversation, but before every company on earth learned to say “eco-friendly” with suspicious fluency. In that sense it belongs to a useful moment: serious enough to avoid the fluff, practical enough to offer principles rather than vague moral fog, and recent enough to feel genuinely contemporary rather than quaintly prophetic. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition and, even better, it is an ex-library book, which somehow feels perfectly on brand. A book about thoughtful resource use having already lived a full, useful, publicly shared life before arriving on your shelf is exactly the kind of circular economy subplot one likes to see. It has done its time in the stacks. It has probably educated students, designers, perhaps the occasional idealistic lecturer. It may carry the faintly institutional aura that ex-library books so often do: stamps, labels, maybe the quiet dignity of having been borrowed by people who genuinely meant to improve themselves. And ex-library copies have a charm all their own. They feel as though they have earned their place. A pristine copy can be a little smug. An ex-library copy says: I have been used for my intended purpose, and now I am ready for a second career. There is something rather noble about that, especially for a book concerned with longevity, systems and using resources sensibly. Newness, in this case, would almost feel ideologically suspect. For collectors of design books, students of visual communication, sustainability-minded creatives, or anyone who enjoys books that bring a little moral pressure to a stylish discipline, this is an excellent find. It is thoughtful without being preachy, practical without being dull, and serious without losing sight of the fact that design still has to work in the real world. It is not here to kill creativity. It is here to ask it to grow up a bit. So this is more than a design manual. It is a corrective, a guide, and a mildly uncomfortable mirror held up to an industry that has often been brilliant at making things desirable and rather less brilliant at asking what happens next. It belongs to that highly respectable class of books that do not merely celebrate a profession, but challenge it to behave better. Sustainable Graphic Design: Principles and Practice is for anyone who loves design but is prepared to admit that paper stocks, inks, finishes and production choices are not magically exempt from consequence. A handsome, intelligent and slightly accusatory book, in other words. Condition: Good. Ex-Library. Already reused, already useful, and now enjoying an admirably sustainable https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6117/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sustainable-graphic-design-apr-2026.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780857850638 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6116 Role-Play Revision for GCSE German by G Benbow Some revision guides are content to sit quietly on the desk while you underline verbs and slowly lose the will to decline anything. Role-Play Revision for GCSE German has loftier, stranger ambitions. It does not merely want you to revise. It wants you to perform revision. In German. Possibly with a partner. Potentially in front of other people. Which is either an excellent educational method or a very specific kind of adolescent ordeal. Written by G. Benbow and published by Cassell in 1990, this is one of those wonderfully earnest schoolbooks from the era when education briefly decided that the best way to make knowledge stick was to make it awkwardly interactive. Why just memorise stock phrases when you can act them out? Why passively absorb vocabulary when you can simulate being, say, a tourist, a waiter, a shopkeeper or a mildly stressed exchange student trying to ask for directions to the Bahnhof? Learning, this book insists, should not merely happen in the head. It should be dragged into the open and given dialogue. And to be fair, there is a logic to it. GCSE German has always involved a peculiar mixture of utility and artificiality. On the one hand, you are learning a real language spoken by millions. On the other, you are often doing so through educational scenarios in which teenagers become improbably interested in booking hotel rooms, ordering mineral water, describing their hobbies with suspicious clarity, or asking how much a striped T-shirt costs. Role-Play Revision for GCSE German takes this built-in absurdity and organises it into method. It turns the strange little theatre of language learning into an actual revision strategy. That is part of its charm now. This is not a glossy modern workbook full of cheerful design and suspiciously upbeat typography. This is a proper old-school revision book from a time when publishers assumed pupils might just have to get on with things. It has the brisk seriousness of a book that knows exams are coming and is prepared to meet them with role-play cards, scenarios and structured practice rather than sympathy. It is practical, purposeful, and quietly committed to the proposition that saying things out loud might actually help. There is also something deeply funny, in retrospect, about the whole enterprise. Adolescence is already a period marked by acute self-consciousness, and here we have a book effectively proposing that this would be an excellent time to stand up and pretend to be Klaus buying sausages or Petra asking the way to the swimming pool. Educationally, quite sensible. Socially, perilous. Yet that tension is exactly what gives old language-learning books their peculiar flavour. They are full of useful intentions colliding with the realities of being fourteen. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels just right. A GCSE revision guide should not be too immaculate. It ought to have some history to it. One likes to imagine it was once owned by a conscientious student, an organised parent, or perhaps a German teacher determined to make oral practice happen whether anyone enjoyed it or not. Good condition suggests it has survived its educational service without disgrace and is now ready for a dignified second life among collectors, nostalgists and brave revisers. And there is real nostalgia here, even for those who did not enjoy a second of it at the time. Books like this recall an entire lost classroom world: cassette tapes, vocabulary lists, exercise books, mildly terrifying oral exams, and the general sense that continental competence might somehow be assembled from enough repetition and enough practice ordering apple juice. They belong to that honourable category of educational books that are far more evocative in hindsight than they ever seemed in use. For collectors of vintage schoolbooks, language-teaching ephemera, GCSE nostalgia, or anyone who enjoys the strange seriousness of specialist revision publishing, this is a delight. It is modest, practical, slightly surreal and unexpectedly revealing about how languages were taught at the turn of the 1990s. It offers not glamour, but method. Not romance, but rehearsal. And really, that is probably more useful. So this is more than just a German revision guide. It is a compact time capsule of British exam culture, when learning a foreign language meant role-playing everyday situations with all the confidence of someone who knew full well they would never say these exact sentences in real life. It is charming, faintly absurd and entirely sincere, which is often the best combination. Role-Play Revision for GCSE German is perfect for anyone who enjoys vintage educational books, remembers GCSE oral practice with a mixture of dread and fondness, or simply appreciates a paperback that took the problem of teenage language revision and responded, with admirable conviction, by m https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6116/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/role-play-revision-apr-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell 9780304318711 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6115 Junior Handwork - The Teaching Aids Series 10 by Isobel Arneil Some books arrive trailing prestige, controversy or literary thunder. Junior Handwork – The Teaching Aids Series 10 arrives with the far more formidable authority of practical educational purpose. Which is to say: this is a book that was not produced to dazzle you, but to ensure that children somewhere were efficiently introduced to glue, card, scissors and the disciplined manufacture of worthy things. Written by Isobel Arneil and published in 1971 by Thomas Nelson and Sons, this is a fine specimen from that admirable age when teaching aids were exactly that: aids to teaching, not glossy lifestyle objects pretending to be creative revolutions. The title alone is magnificently direct. Junior Handwork. No fuss, no branding, no nonsense about unlocking your inner maker. Just handwork, for juniors, presumably before they cut through the tablecloth or paste felt to a radiator. And what a glorious phrase “handwork” is. It carries with it a whole world of schoolrooms, practical tables, careful demonstrations and the vaguely solemn belief that children should learn by doing something constructive with their hands, preferably under supervision and with materials bought in bulk. This was the age of useful making. Not content creation. Not personal expression at any cost. Proper little projects, likely involving coloured paper, string, perhaps raffia if the school was feeling ambitious, and the ever-present possibility of PVA glue setting permanently where it ought not. That is the charm of a book like this. It opens a door into a very particular educational world: one of patient instruction, manageable mess, and quietly heroic teachers trying to turn a room full of energetic children into a temporary workforce of compliant crafters. One imagines neat examples held up at the front, mild panic over missing scissors, and a strong underlying hope that the finished results might be fit to send home without alarming the parents. Educational publishing has rarely been more honest about its aims. There is also something wonderfully ironic in the survival of such a book. Once, this would have been a practical tool, perhaps living in a staff room, teacher-training college or the more orderly corner of a primary school cupboard. It existed to help adults teach children how to make things that were probably considered both developmental and character-building. Now it reappears as a second-hand curiosity, a gentle relic of an era when schools believed civilisation could be upheld through paper folding and careful threading. And let us not underestimate that ambition. Handwork, properly understood, was never just about keeping children busy. It was about coordination, patience, observation, neatness and the faintly radical notion that young people should know how to manipulate actual objects in physical space. In an age before everything was tapped, swiped, streamed or algorithmically personalised, there was enormous faith in the educational value of making a thing with your own slightly sticky fingers. This book stands as a monument to that faith. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels wholly appropriate. A handwork manual should not look too pristine. It ought to carry just a hint of having been useful, even if only in spirit. Good suggests a respectable survivor: tidy, sound, and still entirely ready to advise on the constructive occupation of children. One likes to imagine it once sat beside piles of sugar paper and a tin of blunt pencils, radiating calm while chaos unfolded nearby. For collectors of vintage education books, nostalgic school ephemera, craft manuals, or the quietly peculiar corners of twentieth-century British publishing, this is a delight. It has that lovely specialist sincerity that makes old teaching books so appealing. Nobody involved was trying to be trendy. They were trying to help. There is something almost moving about that. The diagrams were probably clear, the instructions sensible, and the expectations of children refreshingly robust. You can practically hear the phrase “Now then, everyone” echoing from the pages. So this is more than just an old schoolbook. It is a compact cultural artefact from a time when learning by making was taken seriously, when classrooms were full of materials with texture, and when “teaching aids” did not need a marketing department or an app. It is practical, modest, faintly stern and unexpectedly evocative. A little handbook of order, creativity and controlled classroom optimism. Junior Handwork – The Teaching Aids Series 10 is the sort of book that reminds you education once involved cardboard with a mission. And frankly, perhaps it still should. Condition: Good. Ready to inspire, instruct, or simply sit on a shelf looking quietly superior to modern craft trends. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6115/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/junior-handwork-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6114 The Story of Definitive Stamps by Richard West Some books promise adventure, scandal or revelation. The Story of Definitive Stamps promises, with almost majestic restraint, definitive stamps. And really, one has to admire that. No sensationalism. No attempt to smuggle in a murder, a secret dynasty or a lost civilisation. Just the quiet, unapologetic history of the small adhesive rectangles that have spent generations carrying the nation’s letters while asking for almost no gratitude in return. Written by Richard West and published by Royal Mail in 1994, this is a book devoted to one of Britain’s most understated but persistent design achievements: the everyday postage stamp. Not the flashy commemoratives wheeled out for anniversaries, jubilees and public relations flourish, but the workhorses. The definitives. The stamps that got on with the job while everyone else was admiring the special editions. And there is something wonderfully British about that distinction. Of course there would be a whole book about the practical stamp rather than the glamorous one. Of course it would be called The Story of Definitive Stamps, as if this were a matter of such obvious national importance that no embellishment was required. This is the realm of steady utility elevated, quite rightly, into cultural history. It is a tribute to the sort of object most people only notice when they have run out of it. What makes definitive stamps so oddly fascinating is that they are both tiny and enormous. Tiny in physical size, yes, but enormous in their reach and symbolism. These are the stamps that sit quietly on millions of envelopes, becoming part of daily life to such an extent that they almost disappear. And yet they are packed with design decisions, printing methods, changing postal rates, royal profiles, national identity, and all the subtle visual tweaks by which a country presents itself to itself. Quite a lot to ask of something that may also end up damply stuck to a gas bill. This book, then, is not merely about stamps. It is about systems, routine, design, monarchy, printing, bureaucracy and the curious dignity of ordinary objects. It is about the unnoticed infrastructure of communication, back when correspondence still involved paper, handwriting and the solemn hunt for a first-class stamp in a kitchen drawer. In that sense, it is already a small monument to a fading world. A world in which the post mattered not as a nostalgic concept, but as a daily fact. Richard West’s subject has exactly the right kind of niche seriousness to make it irresistible. Books like this are among the finest products of specialist publishing: they assume that some things are worth documenting properly simply because they exist, have history, and have been quietly shaping life for decades. There is no apology in that, and none is needed. Stamp history is one of those subjects that sounds laughably narrow until you begin looking at it closely, at which point it unfolds into design history, social history and the story of modern Britain in miniature. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels absolutely fitting. A stamp book should not be too glossy and self-important. It should feel as though it has spent time with someone who appreciated perforations, typography and the slow drama of postal reform. Good condition suggests care without pomposity: looked after, but not entombed. The ideal state, really, for a book about objects that were made to circulate, be handled and do useful work. There is also a very pleasing irony in the afterlife of such a title. Once issued by Royal Mail itself, this book was part explanation, part celebration, part institutional pride. Now it turns up at Crappy Old Books as a second-hand artefact about artefacts, ready to delight a stamp collector, design enthusiast, postal historian or anyone with a weakness for deeply specific British nonfiction. It has travelled, in its own modest way, from official publication to collectible curiosity, which is really more than most books can claim. So this is perfect for philatelists, lovers of print ephemera, Royal Mail devotees, and readers who enjoy books about the bits of life that usually escape literary grandeur. It is thoughtful, detailed, slightly eccentric and entirely committed to its subject. Which is exactly what one wants. A half-hearted book about definitive stamps would be unbearable. A sincere one is marvellous. The Story of Definitive Stamps is a celebration of the humble stamp at its most loyal and least showy. A history of tiny emblems of statehood, commerce and daily routine. A reminder that some of the most familiar objects are also the most invisible, until someone sensible comes along and gives them a book of their own. Condition: Good. Crisp enough, one hopes, to please the sort of person who has opinions about watermark varieties. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the quiet https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6114/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-definitive-stamps-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Royal Mail 9780946165049 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6113 The Mind Possessed - A Physiology of Possession Mysticism and Faith Healing by William Sargant Some books sit quietly on the shelf. Others glare at you as if they know something alarming about human nature that you have spent your whole life trying not to think about. The Mind Possessed: A Physiology of Possession, Mysticism and Faith Healing is very much in the second category. Published in 1973 and written by William Sargant, this is one of those magnificent, unsettling volumes from the age when serious men in jackets felt entirely comfortable attempting to explain the most mysterious, exalted and frightening aspects of human experience with the brisk confidence of a clinician. Possession? Mysticism? Faith healing? Perfect, says Sargant. Let us get to work and see whether all this spiritual drama can be pinned down, examined under decent light, and perhaps filed somewhere between neurology and nervous collapse. Which is, of course, part of the book’s peculiar glory. This is not a timid work. It does not shuffle apologetically around its subject. It storms straight into some of the biggest and strangest questions available: why people fall into ecstatic states, why crowds become suggestible, why religious frenzy can seem to transform lives, and whether phenomena commonly wrapped in the language of spirit, miracle or revelation may have rather more to do with the vulnerable and highly combustible machinery of the human brain. It is a wonderfully unfashionable premise, delivered with the kind of force that reminds you there was once a breed of writer who saw no reason to separate medicine, religion, psychology, history and sheer nerve. And what a subject to tackle. Possession and mysticism are not exactly modest topics. They come freighted with centuries of fear, awe, ritual, storytelling and argument. Most sensible people would approach them with extreme caution. Sargant, by contrast, appears to have approached them with a notebook and a determination to ruin everyone’s mystical afternoon by suggesting that extreme belief and altered states may have physiological explanations. It is gloriously provocative. Depending on your temperament, you will find it either exhilarating, outrageous or both at once. There is also something irresistibly seventies about it all. This is a book from a period when intellectual ambition had a certain hard-edged swagger. The title alone promises a tremendous amount. Not merely a discussion, note, theory or reflection, but a physiology of possession, mysticism and faith healing. In other words: let us explain the whole strange business. One almost has to admire the audacity. Modern publishing would likely hedge, qualify, soften and workshop the subtitle into submission. This book simply marches in and starts dismantling the supernatural with clinical enthusiasm. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels only proper. A book about ecstatic breakdown, religious intensity and the unruly depths of the mind ought not to be too pristine. Good means respectable, solid, still carrying itself well, but with enough age to suggest it has passed through thoughtful hands. One likes to imagine it being read late at night by someone with an interest in comparative religion, abnormal psychology, cult behaviour, or simply the broad and disreputable category of Things People Get Very Strange About. And that is perhaps the real charm here. This is a book for readers who enjoy standing at the crossroads where science, belief, fear and spectacle all collide. It has the atmosphere of an argument that has been going on for centuries and will probably continue long after all parties have become far too emotional. It is a serious book, certainly, but also the sort of serious book that has a faint whiff of danger about it. Not danger in the modern thriller sense, but the older, better kind: the danger of ideas stated too boldly, the danger of explanations that offend cherished mysteries, the danger of opening a book about faith healing and discovering that the author has turned up with physiology. So this is not merely a period hardback. It is a wonderfully intense relic of grand explanatory ambition. A book for collectors of psychology, religion, social history, fringe science, controversial medicine and books whose titles sound like they may either enlighten you or start an argument at once. It is intelligent, provocative, faintly severe and entirely unlike the soft-focus spiritual paperbacks that would later clutter the genre. The Mind Possessed offers nothing so simple as comfort. What it offers instead is far better: a stern, fascinating, unapologetically curious attempt to explain why human beings, under the right conditions, will believe, tremble, convulse, convert, heal, obey and surrender. Cheerful stuff, in its way. Condition: Good. Which is more than can be said for some of the minds discussed inside. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6113/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mind-possessed-apr-2026.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6112 The BHS Training Manual for the PTT by Islay Auty Some books enter the world with a certain swagger. Others arrive carrying a clipboard, wearing sensible boots, and asking whether your stirrups have been checked properly. The BHS Training Manual for the PTT is very much of the second variety: a practical, orderly, faintly terrifying guide to becoming the sort of person who can teach other people how not to fall off a horse. Written by Islay Auty and published by Kenilworth Press in 2009, this is not just a horse book. It is a horse book with standards. The “PTT” here is the Preliminary Teaching Test, which means this volume occupies that particularly noble corner of publishing devoted to turning equestrian enthusiasm into regulated competence. Loving horses is all very well, it says, but can you explain diagonals, observe a rider’s position, manage a lesson, and remain composed while a thousand-pound animal decides to express an opinion? That is the real question. And what a wonderfully British object it is. The title alone has the air of a form one must complete in black ink. You can almost hear the distant rustle of jodhpurs and the quiet dread of assessment day. This is a book for those who have moved beyond simply admiring horses from a safe distance and have chosen instead to enter the elaborate, disciplined universe of the British Horse Society, where tack must be correct, instructions must be clear, and nothing, absolutely nothing, should flap unexpectedly. Islay Auty, of course, is a respected name in the horse world, and the manual reflects that calm, capable authority. It is meant to prepare aspiring instructors for the realities of teaching, not just riding. That means this is a book about communication, structure, observation, safety, and the curious art of saying “shorten your reins” fifty times without sounding personally offended. It takes the wild romance of horses and gently funnels it into lesson plans, technical knowledge and proper procedure, which is either deeply reassuring or mildly tragic, depending on your temperament. That is part of its charm. Horses have inspired centuries of poetry, paintings, mythology and melodrama. Here, by contrast, they are part of a training framework. There is something delightfully ironic about that. The noble steed of legend, reduced—though not unfairly—to an important but potentially inconvenient participant in a carefully managed educational process. It is the collision of grandeur and admin, and Britain does that better than anyone. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in Good condition, which feels exactly right. Not glossy and untouched like some aspirational lifestyle purchase, but respectable, sound, and ready for work. A Good copy suggests purpose. It may have sat in a tack room, travelled in a car beside a riding hat, or been studied over tea by someone preparing to demonstrate their competence under the watchful eye of the BHS. It has likely seen ambition in action, which is more than can be said for many books. And let us be honest: there is a special pleasure in second-hand specialist manuals. They carry the ghost of earnest effort. A novel may merely have been read. A book like this was probably used. Underlined. Consulted. Respected. Possibly feared. It belongs to that excellent category of books that once played a direct role in somebody trying to become a more qualified version of themselves. So this is an ideal find for riders, instructors, collectors of equestrian books, or anyone who enjoys the highly specific seriousness of British hobby culture at its most organised. It is practical, authoritative, and full of the quiet pressure that only a training manual can generate. A book about horses, yes, but also about order, discipline, communication, and the eternal human hope that with enough preparation one might get through the test without public embarrassment. The BHS Training Manual for the PTT is not a dreamy gallop across open fields. It is the part afterwards where someone asks you to justify your teaching method and check the girth. Which, in its own way, is even more character-building. Condition: Good. Saddle up, revise thoroughly, and try to look as though this all comes naturally. Sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6112/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bhs-trainingmanual-apr-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kenilworth Press 9781905693269 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6111 Essential MCQs on Clinical Pharmacology and Therapeutics by Delilah Hassanally and Balvinder Wasan Some books are read for pleasure. Some are read for enlightenment. And some are read because an exam is approaching with the cold, mechanical certainty of a minor apocalypse. Essential MCQs on Clinical Pharmacology and Therapeutics belongs proudly to that last category. Published in 2003 by PasTest Limited and written by Delilah Hassanally and Balvinder Wasan, this is a book from the great British revision tradition: brisk, efficient, faintly menacing, and entirely uninterested in your excuses. It does not want to charm you. It wants to know whether you can distinguish one drug from another before you are professionally humiliated by a multiple-choice paper. In that sense, it is a deeply honest volume. There is something wonderfully severe about the MCQ book as a species. A normal textbook may allow you to wander, to admire the prose, to vaguely absorb the spirit of a subject. Not this. This book is here to ask questions, expose weakness, and force you to confront the possibility that you do not, in fact, know as much about clinical pharmacology and therapeutics as you had hoped. It is, essentially, a printed ambush. And yet that is exactly its charm. Clinical pharmacology is one of those disciplines that sounds abstract until you remember it is fundamentally about what powerful chemicals do inside fragile human beings. Therapeutics adds the further complication that one is expected not only to know the drugs, but to use them sensibly, safely and at the right moment, which seems a lot to ask of anyone under fluorescent lighting. This book takes that entire high-stakes business and turns it into a sequence of questions with answers, inviting you to discover whether your understanding is solid or merely decorative. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this 2003 copy now arrives with the mellow dignity of a survivor. Condition: Good, which suggests it has escaped the worst excesses of student life. Perhaps it was owned by someone unusually organised. Perhaps it sat on a shelf radiating guilt for years before being opened in a panic. Perhaps it was actually used properly, ticked through with grim determination by a medical student fuelled by tea, dread and pharmacokinetics. Whatever its past, it has reached that lovely second-hand state where it carries not just information, but atmosphere. And what atmosphere. This is a book from the era when revision guides still felt like serious tools rather than glossy lifestyle accessories. PasTest books have always had that no-nonsense air, as if produced by people who had seen too much nonsense already. The design says, in effect, you are here to work. The questions say, prove it. The subject matter says, by the way, these answers may one day matter to an actual human body. No pressure. There is also a pleasing irony in the fact that a book built around multiple-choice questions can tell you quite a lot about life. Chiefly that certainty is rare, precision matters, and there is nearly always one answer that looks plausible but is there to destroy the overconfident. In this sense it is not just a revision aid, but a compact training manual for adulthood. So this is an excellent find for anyone who collects medical textbooks, enjoys the stern beauty of exam culture, or simply appreciates books that once served a very specific and slightly terrifying purpose. It is practical, focused, and just old enough now to have a kind of vintage academic charm. A relic from the early-2000s world of earnest revision, when the road to competence was paved with MCQs and mild despair. Essential MCQs on Clinical Pharmacology and Therapeutics is not glamorous. It is not whimsical. It is not here to hold your hand. But in its own dry, efficient and deeply examinable way, it is rather wonderful. Condition: Good. Which is more than many readers probably felt after using it. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the afterlife of serious books is taken very seriously indeed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6111/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/essential-mcqs-apr-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books PasTest Limited 9781901198324 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6110 The ECG Made Easy by John R Hampton Some books demand years of study. Others promise, with almost suspicious breeziness, that they have made something “easy.” The ECG Made Easy is very much in that noble tradition: a slim medical classic cheerfully suggesting that the interpretation of mysterious spikes, dips and jagged lines connected to the electrical behaviour of the human heart can, in fact, be rendered approachable. Bold claim. Endlessly reassuring title. Written by John R. Hampton, this 1997 edition belongs to a distinguished species of textbook: the practical guide that has probably saved generations of students from staring blankly at an electrocardiogram and hoping inspiration might strike. Instead of treating the ECG as a form of occult scripture available only to cardiologists and the especially smug, Hampton breaks it down into something a normal, sleep-deprived human being might actually follow. Or at least survive. There is something wonderfully optimistic about a book like this. The heart, after all, is one of the least casual organs available to us. It does not really reward improvisation. Yet here is a paperback from Churchill Livingstone, calmly stepping in to explain rhythms, intervals, axis deviations and assorted electrical dramas as though it were helping you assemble a sideboard. Not that the content is trivial. Far from it. This is serious medicine, but presented with the sort of plain-speaking confidence that has made the book famous among students, junior doctors and anyone else suddenly confronted with a tracing that looks either mildly interesting or deeply catastrophic. And that is the charm of The ECG Made Easy. It sits in that perfect overlap between intimidating subject matter and humane explanation. You can almost feel the author trying to prevent panic at the exact point where panic would be the most natural response. A book like this does not merely teach. It quietly tells you to pull yourself together. Now, of course, this particular 1997 copy has entered its second act. It is no longer fresh from the medical bookshop, gleaming with professional ambition and the scent of expensive revision. It is now a Fair copy, which in the world of Crappy Old Books gives it exactly the right sort of personality. A little worn, a little lived-in, perhaps carrying the faint aura of caffeine, deadlines and hurried page-turning. One likes to imagine it once belonged to a medical student on the brink of finals, or perhaps to someone who really did need the ECG made easy and was grateful that at least one person in publishing thought that was possible. As an object, it has a very particular appeal. It is practical, earnest and faintly grand in its promise. It belongs to that golden world of printed medical wisdom, before every answer was instantly dragged from a screen, when difficult knowledge came in paperback form and could be underlined, dropped in a bag or left open beside a desk in a state of mild emergency. It is a reminder of a time when learning medicine still involved a physical relationship with the book that was trying to stop you getting things wrong. So this is not just a textbook. It is a compact monument to educational optimism. A guide to the heart’s electrical mutterings. A well-thumbed survivor from the late 1990s. And, in its own quiet way, a rather lovely thing: a book that looked at one of the more alarming bits of medicine and said, with admirable confidence, yes, this can be made easy. Condition: Fair. Which is perfectly fitting for a book about interpreting signs of strain, irregularity and the occasional alarming episode. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally, because even medical classics deserve a slightly battered afterlife. Has a name on the book block fore-edge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6110/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-ecg-made-easy-apr-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Churchilll Livingstone 9780443056956 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6109 Drug Prescribing in Anaesthesia and Intensive Care by Henry GW Paw and Gilbert R Park Some books whisper politely from the shelf. Others bark instructions. And then there’s Drug Prescribing in Anaesthesia and Intensive Care (1996), which sits somewhere in between like a calm, bespectacled consultant quietly explaining how not to accidentally kill anyone today. Written by Henry G. W. Paw and Gilbert R. Park, this is one of those reassuringly serious little volumes that reminds you the human body is essentially a bag of chemistry waiting to go wrong—and that someone, somewhere, has thoughtfully tabulated the correct response. Originally designed as a compact, practical guide for clinicians dealing with the critically ill, it offers clear instructions on how to use drugs safely and efficiently when things are already very much not safe or efficient. And yet, here it is, decades later, slightly foxed, faintly creased, and now living a second life via Crappy Old Books—less a cutting-edge clinical manual and more a time capsule of 1990s medical confidence. This is an era when infusion rates were calculated with pen and paper, pharmacology felt almost philosophical, and the phrase “quick reference guide” still implied a reassuring heft rather than an app. Inside, you’ll find everything you need to stabilise a failing body—sedatives, cardiovascular drugs, antimicrobials, the whole orchestra of controlled substances lined up like obedient soldiers. It’s a book built for urgency: a grab-it-now, flip-it-fast companion for doctors, nurses, and anyone else trying to keep the lights on (literally and metaphorically) in intensive care. Of course, in 2026, its clinical advice has been overtaken by shinier, newer, more algorithmically confident successors. But that’s part of the charm. Owning this copy is less about modern medicine and more about appreciating a moment when knowledge was printed, indexed, and trusted to stay still. It’s the literary equivalent of an old crash trolley: slightly outdated, faintly intimidating, but undeniably built with purpose. Condition: Fair—which feels entirely appropriate. A book about keeping people alive has clearly lived a bit itself. Perfect for: Medical nostalgists Collectors of obscure, quietly authoritative textbooks Anyone who enjoys the faint irony of owning a life-saving manual you absolutely should not rely on Or, put another way: if you’ve ever wanted a pocket-sized reminder that modern medicine is equal parts precision, panic, and paperwork—this is it. Has a name on the book block fore-edge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6109/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drug-prescribing-in-anaesthesia-and-intensive-care-apr-2026.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Greenwich Medical Media 9781900151924 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6108 A Short History of Spain by Henry Dwight Sedgwick A Short History of Spain (1926) by Henry Dwight Sedgwick — published by George G. Harrap — arrives from that golden age when “short” histories were written by people who had absolutely no intention of being brief. Instead, you get a brisk (in spirit, if not in page count) gallop through centuries of conquest, crowns, crusades, and catastrophes, all delivered with the calm authority of a man who assumes you’re keeping up. This is Spain as seen from 1926: dramatic, sun-drenched, occasionally baffling, and very sure of itself. Expect Moors and monarchs, Ferdinand and Isabella doing their thing, and the kind of sweeping statements historians were allowed to make before footnotes became a competitive sport. It’s confident, slightly opinionated, and unintentionally revealing about the era in which it was written — which, in its own way, makes it twice the history for the price of one. Condition: Good — which in Crappy Old Books terms means it has lived a life, possibly several. The pages may carry that reassuring old-paper aroma (or “historical ambience,” if we’re being generous), and the cover may show the sort of wear that suggests it has survived at least one minor empire of its own. Perfect for readers who like their history with a side of history. ISBN: none — because in 1926, books simply trusted you to find them. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the stock is vast, the prices are suspiciously low, and every volume has a past it’s not entirely ready to talk about. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6108/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-short-history-of-spain-apr-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6107 What to Listen for in Music by Aaron Copland Music has a long and rather unfair tradition of making people feel they ought to understand it better than they do. One is expected to nod gravely at a symphony, murmur something about texture or form, and avoid admitting that half the time one is simply hoping to recognise the tune when it comes back. Aaron Copland, mercifully, wrote What to Listen for in Music for exactly this predicament. This is a book for the intelligent listener who suspects that music contains more than pleasant noise but would quite like someone to explain the machinery without turning the experience into homework. Copland, being both a major composer and a rare civilised guide, does not approach the subject like a priest guarding sacred mysteries. He opens the doors and lets ordinary mortals in. Melody, rhythm, harmony, tone colour, musical structure, the differences between forms and styles: all the grand invisible workings of music are laid out clearly, elegantly, and with the reassuring air of someone who genuinely wants you to enjoy yourself. Which is fortunate, because classical music has often been wrapped in a kind of cultural fog, as though appreciation must involve a degree of solemn discomfort. Copland is having none of that. He understands that listening is not an examination but an experience, and that understanding a little more about how music is built can make that experience richer rather than more intimidating. This is not a book that insists you become an expert overnight. It simply hands you better ears. There is, naturally, a lovely irony in the whole enterprise. Music is the most immediate of the arts, rushing straight into the emotions without pausing for permission, yet generations of listeners have still managed to feel inadequate before it. Here, then, is a composer patiently explaining that there are things you can listen for, patterns you can notice, forms you can follow, and pleasures you can deepen, without needing to adopt the expression of a man inspecting cathedral masonry. It is criticism without snobbery, instruction without bullying. Copland’s great gift is that he writes as lucidly as he composed. The prose is straightforward, humane, and quietly confident. He treats the reader as curious rather than ignorant, which is rarer than it ought to be. You come away not merely with facts about music, but with a changed sense of how to hear it: how themes develop, how instruments colour a passage, how structure shapes feeling, how repetition and variation work their peculiar magic. In short, the mysterious becomes legible without losing its mystery. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is a wonderful old-school cultural companion: practical, thoughtful, and civilised in the best mid-century way. It belongs to that noble class of books that assume self-improvement is a pleasure rather than a punishment. Perfect for anyone who listens to classical music, wants to, or simply suspects they ought to know why a fugue is doing what it is doing. Condition: Fair, in reasonable readable condition, though it has suffered a small amount of water damage. Which, in a way, only adds to the atmosphere. A seasoned copy of a wise and welcoming guide to the art of listening, slightly weathered but still entirely capable of improving both your ears and your cultural self-respect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6107/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/what-to-list-for-in-music-mar-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mentor no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6104 Freedom Bound - Law Labor and Civic Identity in Colonizing English America 1580–1865 by Christopher Tomlins Freedom, as a word, has enjoyed an excellent publicist. It sounds noble, uplifting, almost self-explanatory. One imagines ringing declarations, upright citizens, and a steady march toward liberty beneath a broad moral sky. Christopher Tomlins, quite sensibly, arrives to point out that in colonising English America the reality was rather messier: freedom for some, bondage for others, law everywhere, and labour doing most of the actual lifting. Freedom Bound – Law, Labor, and Civic Identity in Colonizing English America, 1580–1865 (2010) is not here to offer a comforting myth about liberty blooming naturally in the New World like some particularly self-righteous flower. Instead, it takes the long, hard route through the legal, social and economic machinery by which English America—and later the United States—defined who counted as free, who counted as bound, and who had the power to make that distinction stick. Which is to say, this is a history of liberty with the paperwork left in. Tomlins is interested in the deep structure of things: the laws that shaped labour, the categories that organised people, and the evolving idea of civic identity in a colonial and post-colonial world built on conquest, exploitation and grand political ideals. This means servants, slaves, workers, settlers, subjects and citizens all move through the frame, not as decorative extras in a triumphalist national story, but as the central matter itself. Freedom here is not a glowing abstraction. It is a status, a claim, a legal condition, a boundary line—and often a profoundly unequal one. The time span alone tells you this book means business. From the late sixteenth century to 1865, Tomlins traces an enormous arc: early English colonisation, plantation systems, forced labour, legal development, imperial rule, revolution, nationhood and the long, brutal entanglement of American liberty with American unfreedom. This is not the kind of book that gets distracted by a few stirring speeches and calls it a day. It wants to know how societies actually worked, and why the language of freedom so often flourished alongside systems of coercion. There is, naturally, a central irony here large enough to require its own shelf. English America and then the United States developed some of the most powerful political rhetoric about liberty the modern world has ever heard, while simultaneously constructing legal and labour systems that denied freedom in systematic, lucrative and carefully administered ways. Tomlins does not treat this as an embarrassing side note. He treats it as fundamental. Which, one suspects, is exactly right. What makes the book especially compelling is that “law” in this story is not just a background hum of statutes and rulings. Law is an active force: defining statuses, enforcing hierarchies, mediating claims, and helping shape the very meaning of civic belonging. Who gets to be a full member of the polity? Who gets counted as a worker, a dependent, a servant, a slave, a citizen? These are not merely philosophical questions floating above events. They are practical, historical, and often harshly lived realities. And then there is labour, that unglamorous but unavoidable companion to every grand historical project. Empires do not build themselves. Colonies do not settle themselves. Economies do not expand by means of lofty ideals alone. Behind every noble phrase about freedom lies somebody planting, hauling, constructing, serving or being compelled to do so. Tomlins keeps labour where it belongs: at the centre of the story, stubbornly refusing to let political mythology drift too far from material fact. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is an ideal volume for signalling both seriousness and a healthy distrust of easy national narratives. It is scholarly, sweeping, and admirably unwilling to flatter its subject. The sort of book that says you are interested not merely in what a society claimed to believe, but in how it organised power, personhood and work over the long haul. Condition: Good, which is more than can be said for the moral consistency of the age it examines. A substantial, intelligent and quietly devastating study of liberty, labour and law in English America, showing that freedom, however loudly proclaimed, has often arrived chained to something else. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6104/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/freedom-bound-mar-2026.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521761390 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6103 Reinterpreting the French Revolution - A Global-Historical Perspective by Bailey Stone The French Revolution is one of those events that has been explained so often, so loudly and with such confidence that one could be forgiven for thinking it had become a finished subject: angry peasants, powdered aristocrats, lofty ideals, falling heads, and the general impression that history had suddenly decided to start shouting. Bailey Stone, wisely, is not having any of that. Reinterpreting the French Revolution – A Global-Historical Perspective (2002) is a book that takes one of the most thoroughly argued-over episodes in modern history and says, in effect, yes, but what if we looked at it properly? Not merely as a national drama of Parisian streets, collapsing monarchy and ideological fervour, but as part of a wider world of empires, commerce, war, intellectual exchange and international pressure. In other words, the Revolution was not just France exploding in isolation. It was France exploding in a crowded room. Stone’s project is exactly what the title promises: a reinterpretation. This means the book is not content to trudge obediently through the familiar sequence of Estates-General, Bastille, Terror, and Napoleon as though reading out names from a particularly dramatic register. Instead, it asks bigger questions about context, causation and perspective. Why did the Revolution happen when it did? What larger global forces helped shape it? How should we understand it if we stop treating France as a sealed historical container and begin seeing it as part of a broader eighteenth-century world in motion? This is where the “global-historical perspective” becomes more than an impressive subtitle. The Revolution emerges not simply as a domestic crisis with excellent slogans, but as an event entangled with international rivalry, imperial structures, fiscal pressures, Atlantic commerce, and the circulation of ideas across borders. Which is to say: liberty, equality and fraternity were not generated in some pristine philosophical laboratory. They arrived in a world already full of trade, conflict, competition and contradiction. Even universal ideals, it turns out, tend to travel with baggage. There is a pleasing irony in this. The French Revolution has often been presented as a grand, singular rupture, a moment when France reinvented politics for the modern age while the rest of the world looked on in shock, admiration or horror. Stone complicates that heroic picture. He reminds us that no revolution, however theatrical, takes place outside history’s wider systems. France was not simply inventing modernity from scratch; it was reacting to pressures, opportunities and patterns that extended well beyond its own borders. The guillotine may have been distinctly French in branding terms, but the forces behind the upheaval were more widely shared. This makes the book especially appealing for readers who enjoy history with argument in it. Not argument in the sense of shouting, though the Revolution supplies plenty of that on its own, but argument in the more satisfying sense of ideas being tested, assumptions being challenged, and old narratives being politely but firmly pushed aside. Stone is not offering a decorative retelling. He is offering an intervention, which is far more useful if you already know the broad outline and would like to understand why the outline never quite tells the whole story. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is exactly the kind of volume that earns its keep by looking scholarly and then justifying the look. It is intelligent, revisionist, and faintly severe in that admirable Cambridge way. The sort of book that suggests you may not only have opinions about the French Revolution, but opinions about the historiography of the French Revolution, which is a level of commitment not to be entered into lightly. Condition: Good, which is more than can be said for the ancien régime. A solid copy of a thoughtful, challenging and rewarding study that pulls the French Revolution out of its national frame and sets it back into the wider, messier and much more interesting world that helped make it possible. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6103/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reinterpreting-the-french-revolution-mar-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521009997 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6102 The Keyboard Sonata of Domenico Scarlatti by W Dean Sutcliffe There are composers who build cathedrals of sound, and then there is Domenico Scarlatti, who appears to have built an entire architectural complex out of harpsichords, hand-crossings, Iberian sunshine, and the faint suspicion that music ought occasionally to surprise the person playing it. The Keyboard Sonatas of Domenico Scarlatti (2003) by W. Dean Sutcliffe is what happens when a scholar looks at Scarlatti’s 500+ sonatas and decides that they are not merely charming curiosities for nimble fingers, but a vast, intricate, slightly mischievous universe deserving serious attention. This is not a casual introduction. It is a deep dive into a repertoire that has long sat somewhere between “delightfully accessible” and “quietly baffling,” depending on whether you are listening or attempting to play. Scarlatti’s sonatas have a reputation: short, sparkling, technically inventive, and just odd enough to keep musicologists employed. They are full of rhythmic quirks, unexpected harmonies, Spanish and Portuguese influences, and moments where the keyboardist is required to cross hands in a way that suggests either brilliance or a mild prank on the performer. Sutcliffe takes all of this seriously, which is both admirable and, in its way, faintly intimidating. What emerges is a portrait of Scarlatti not as a composer of pleasant miniatures, but as a master of form, gesture and musical wit. These sonatas may be compact, but they are anything but simple. Patterns repeat and mutate, ideas are tested and twisted, and the music seems constantly aware of its own possibilities. It is as though Scarlatti is experimenting in real time, seeing just how far a keyboard can be pushed before it begins to protest. There is, naturally, a layer of irony in turning something so lively and playful into a subject of rigorous academic analysis. One imagines Scarlatti himself, somewhere in eighteenth-century Iberia, cheerfully improvising while future scholars take notes on structural nuance. Yet this is precisely the point: the more closely you look, the more these pieces reveal their sophistication. What sounds effortless is, in fact, carefully wrought, and what feels spontaneous is often the result of a mind working with extraordinary control. Sutcliffe’s study is therefore both an act of admiration and an act of explanation. It situates the sonatas in their historical context, examines their stylistic features, and explores how they function as music rather than merely as technical exercises. This is a book for readers who want to understand not just that Scarlatti is enjoyable, but why—and who are prepared to follow the argument through detailed musical discussion along the way. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is a fine specimen of serious musical scholarship: elegant, focused, and quietly demanding. It will look excellent on a shelf, suggesting a refined interest in baroque keyboard repertoire, while also serving as a reminder that behind every apparently effortless piece of music lies a great deal of thought, craft, and, occasionally, scholarly analysis that could make your head cross hands as well. Condition: Fine, which feels entirely appropriate for a book about precision, control and elegance. A crisp, handsome copy of a thoughtful and richly detailed study of Scarlatti’s sonatas—proof that even the most playful music can sustain the most serious attention. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6102/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-keyboard-sonatas-of-domenico-scarlatti-mar-2026.jpg 52.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521481403 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6101 The Penguin History of Modern Russia - From Tsarism to the Twenty-first Century by Robert Service Russia, as this book makes abundantly clear, has never really believed in doing things by halves. If other countries occasionally flirt with upheaval, Russia tends to marry it, move it into the house, and then write several competing ideologies about it before winter. Tsars, revolutionaries, party bosses, oligarchs, reformers, strongmen, secret police, collapsing systems and grand promises of renewal: modern Russian history has a habit of treating moderation as a regrettable foreign custom. The Penguin History of Modern Russia – From Tsarism to the Twenty-first Century (2020) by Robert Service is a sweeping, substantial guide to a country that has repeatedly reinvented itself in ways that are dramatic, consequential and not always especially restful for the people involved. This is a history of empire, collapse, revolution, dictatorship, war, reconstruction, stagnation, reform, disintegration and post-Soviet improvisation. In other words, not a dull patch in sight. Service begins with late tsarist Russia, that vast and uneasy empire which managed to be both formidable and fragile at the same time. It had grandeur, hierarchy, repression, ambition and chronic structural problems, which is usually a sign that events will not remain calm forever. Sure enough, the old order buckles. Revolution arrives not once but twice, because in Russia even regime change occasionally requires a sequel. Out goes the Romanovs, in comes Lenin, and from there the twentieth century gathers speed with all the reassuring gentleness of an armoured train. What follows is the rise of the Soviet state in all its contradictory force: ideological fervour, brutal coercion, industrial transformation, terror, war, sacrifice, pride and ruin. Stalin looms, naturally, as he must, turning politics into a mechanism of fear while building a system whose achievements and atrocities remain entangled in grim historical partnership. Then come the later decades: Khrushchev’s jolts, Brezhnev’s stagnation, the strange late-Soviet feeling that an enormous superpower could appear both immovable and vaguely exhausted at the same time. And then, with the sort of abruptness history enjoys inflicting on experts, the Soviet Union collapses. The final sections move into the turbulent post-1991 world of market shock, state weakness, oligarchic opportunism, wounded national identity and the reassertion of central power. The title’s promise of the twenty-first century is therefore not decorative. This is not simply a Soviet history with a modern appendix stapled on. It follows Russia into the newer age, where the old questions of authority, empire, security and identity continue to reappear wearing different suits. The pleasure of a book like this lies partly in its refusal to reduce Russia to a single story. It is not just tyranny, or just revolution, or just suffering, or just endurance. It is all of those things, plus culture, ambition, resilience, bureaucracy, myth-making and repeated attempts to drag an enormous state into some workable relationship with modernity. The irony, perhaps, is that every era arrives announcing a new beginning, only to discover that Russia has an extraordinary talent for carrying its past forward into the next upheaval. Robert Service writes with the confidence of someone who knows the territory and is not easily dazzled by slogans. This is serious history, but highly readable serious history: the kind that can carry you from the last years of tsarism to the twenty-first century without losing sight of either the broad sweep or the sharp human cost. It is ideal for readers who want more than a narrow episode and less than a lifetime commitment to specialist monographs in footnote formation. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is an excellent slab of history: weighty, intelligent and faintly forbidding in the best possible way. It says that you enjoy understanding how the modern world got itself into such predicaments, and that you do not object if this understanding arrives via several revolutions, a world war, a superpower and a good deal of snow. Condition: Good, which is more than can be said for several Russian regimes. A solid, readable and deeply informative history of a nation that has spent two centuries lurching magnificently between autocracy, ideology and reinvention, rarely pausing long enough for anyone to get comfortable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6101/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pengiun-history-of-modern-russia-mar-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141992051 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6100 Feudal Society Vol 1 and Vol 2 by March Boch There are books that explain history, and then there are books that quietly rearrange how you think history works in the first place. Marc Bloch’s Feudal Society belongs very firmly in the second category. This is not a jaunty tour of knights, castles and the occasional tournament. It is a deep, patient excavation of how medieval Europe actually functioned—less shining armour, more obligations, loyalties, misunderstandings and people trying to make sense of a world without a central instruction manual. Feudal Society, Vol 1 & Vol 2 (1965) by Marc Bloch arrives here as a complete two-volume set, which is fitting, because the Middle Ages themselves were not inclined to fit neatly into a single book. Bloch, a founding figure of modern historical thinking, does not simply describe feudalism as a system; he takes it apart and shows you the wiring. Land, power, personal bonds, social structures, law, custom—all are examined with a kind of calm, forensic curiosity that makes you realise how much of what you thought you knew was really just a collection of dramatic images and half-remembered school lessons. Volume 1: The Growth of Ties of Dependence explores how relationships—between lords and vassals, landholders and tenants—formed the backbone of medieval life. This is a world where power is personal, authority is negotiated, and loyalty is both essential and, at times, inconveniently flexible. There are no clean hierarchies here, just a dense web of obligations that everyone understands until they don’t. Volume 2: Social Classes and Political Organisation moves outward into the broader structure of society. Classes emerge, institutions wobble into existence, political authority takes shape in ways that are anything but straightforward. Kings rule, certainly, but often with the uneasy awareness that much of their kingdom is busy doing its own thing. Order exists, but it is negotiated, improvised and occasionally ignored. What makes Bloch so compelling—beyond the sheer intelligence—is his refusal to treat the medieval world as primitive or quaint. This is not a dark age populated by simple people waiting for modernity to rescue them. It is a complex, adaptive society with its own logic, its own rhythms, and its own solutions to problems that feel surprisingly familiar: who owns what, who owes what, and who gets to decide. If anything, the irony is that the so-called “feudal system” was not a tidy system at all, but a sprawling, evolving set of practices that historians have spent centuries trying to label after the fact. There is also a quiet grandeur to the project. Bloch is not interested in the occasional colourful anecdote (though there are plenty lurking in the margins). He is interested in structure, mentality, and the long-term patterns that shape societies. It is history as analysis rather than spectacle, which makes it all the more rewarding for readers willing to lean in and let the argument unfold. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is exactly the sort of acquisition that signals serious intent. Two solid volumes, faintly intimidating, quietly authoritative—perfect for a shelf that says, “Yes, I could explain medieval social organisation if pressed, though I would prefer not to be.” It is the kind of work that rewards dipping into, returning to, and occasionally staring at while wondering how medieval people kept track of anything at all. Condition: Good, which is impressive given the conceptual weight involved. A complete two-volume set of one of the twentieth century’s great works of historical scholarship—less a casual read than a long, thoughtful conversation with the Middle Ages, conducted across several hundred pages and a great many centuries. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6100/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/feudal-society-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge and Kegan Paul no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6099 The Essential Guide to Planning Law by Adam Sheppard - Deborah Peel - Heather Ritchie and Sophie Berry Planning law is one of those subjects that manages to sound both crushingly practical and faintly supernatural. A hedge appears, a field becomes “strategic land,” someone mentions permitted development, and before you know it an entire parish hall is full of people using the word “material” in a way that has absolutely nothing to do with fabric. The Essential Guide to Planning Law (2017) by Adam Sheppard, Deborah Peel, Heather Ritchie and Sophie Berry is exactly what it claims to be: a guide to the strange and deeply British machinery by which buildings are approved, objected to, amended, delayed, appealed, and occasionally permitted after everyone has become too tired to continue. This is not a glamorous world. It is a world of policy frameworks, local authorities, case law, consultations, enforcement notices and deeply held views about extensions. Which is precisely why it matters. Because planning law, for all its dense language and administrative charm, is really about who gets to change the physical world, on what terms, and after how many forms. It sits at the point where private ambition collides with public interest, where developers meet neighbours, where local democracy meets national policy, and where everyone discovers that “simple” is not the word. This book takes that whole apparatus and attempts the generous task of explaining it in a way that normal human beings, or at least ambitious students and harassed professionals, can hope to follow. What makes the subject so delightful in a dry, slightly sinister way is that it is never just about buildings. It is about power, discretion, precedent and negotiation. A proposed development is never merely a proposed development. It is a traffic issue, a heritage issue, a countryside issue, a housing issue, an infrastructure issue, and, if the meeting runs long enough, a philosophical issue about the soul of the community. Planning law turns every patch of land into a potential argument, and Britain, bless it, has always loved an argument with paperwork attached. This guide is therefore less a casual handbook and more a survival manual for anyone trying to understand the system without losing the will to live. It covers the legal framework behind planning decisions, the roles of the various institutions involved, and the procedures by which schemes advance, stall, mutate or expire. In other words, it explains the rules of a game that affects nearly everyone but is usually understood only by specialists, determined campaigners, and the sort of person who reads consultation documents recreationally. There is, naturally, an irony in the title’s promise of “essential.” Planning law has a long-standing relationship with the non-essential detail. It likes nuance. It enjoys exception. It thrives on distinctions so fine they can barely be seen without a barrister. Yet that is part of the fascination. This is one of those areas where modern life reveals itself in all its procedural splendour: we want development, but not recklessness; protection, but not stagnation; growth, but preferably tasteful and with parking. The law is left to referee these incompatible wishes with as much dignity as possible. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is a splendidly solid volume: practical, intelligent and full of the sort of knowledge that can either advance a career or terrify you away from ever submitting a planning application. It has the reassuring seriousness of a book that knows exactly how many ways a proposal can go wrong, and is prepared to explain them one by one. Condition: Good, which in planning terms probably means it remains structurally sound, broadly compliant, and unlikely to attract enforcement action. A sturdy copy of a book that opens the door to the fascinating, maddening and unexpectedly revealing world of planning law, where the future of the built environment is decided one document at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6099/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-essential-guide-to-planning-law-mar-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Policy Press 9781447324461 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6098 Germany 1800-1870 by Jonathan Sperber Germany between 1800 and 1870 is one of those historical subjects that sounds, at first glance, as though it might involve a great many earnest men in waistcoats discussing constitutions in rooms with poor heating. And, to be fair, it does. But it also contains revolution, reaction, nationalism, industrial change, social upheaval, dynastic ambition, and the slow, grinding construction of something that would eventually become modern Germany. In other words: plenty of trouble, just arranged with unusually thorough paperwork. Germany 1800–1870 (2004) by Jonathan Sperber is a serious, muscular work of history that takes on a period when “Germany” was less a settled nation than a complicated idea in search of a map. At the start of the nineteenth century, the German lands were a patchwork of states, loyalties, rulers and confusions, all jostling under the long shadow of Napoleon. By the end, the landscape had been transformed by war, reform, liberal agitation, conservatism, economic development and the inconvenient persistence of people insisting that history ought to move in a direction. Sperber is here to explain how that happened, and why it was anything but tidy. This is not a quaint tour of castles and composers. It is a book about change on a grand scale: political, social, economic and cultural. Old orders wobble, new classes emerge, cities grow, ideas spread, bureaucracies multiply, and ordinary life is repeatedly rearranged by forces far larger than any one person can comfortably manage. The great virtue of the book is that it does not reduce everything to a simple march toward unification, as though history were just waiting patiently for Bismarck to arrive and start rearranging Europe with a grim expression. Instead, Sperber restores all the contingency, conflict and competing possibilities that made the nineteenth century such an untidy business. And what a cast of themes. Nationalism appears, naturally, but not in the neat, retrospective way that later generations like to imagine. Liberalism rises and struggles. Revolutions flare in 1848, as they did across Europe, full of idealism, argument and the recurring discovery that it is easier to demand change than to make it stick. Industrialisation begins to alter the social fabric. Religion, class, region and politics all tug in different directions. The result is a history less of inevitability than of pressure: pressure building, shifting, breaking and reforming across seven dense decades. There is also the delicious irony that this was an era obsessed with order while repeatedly generating upheaval. Bureaucrats filed things, professors theorised things, princes defended things, radicals denounced things, and the population kept stubbornly changing underneath them all. It is the kind of history that reminds you how often modernity arrives not with a clean announcement but with confusion, argument and the gradual realisation that the old world has already started to go missing. Sperber’s reputation is for scholarship rather than showmanship, and that is very much part of the appeal. This is a book for readers who like their history substantial, intelligent and firmly opposed to being turned into a costume drama with a few dates attached. It has range, authority and depth, and it treats the German lands not as a prelude to something more famous, but as a fascinating arena in their own right. If you want to understand how Europe was remade in the nineteenth century, this is exactly the sort of book that earns its keep. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is a splendid slab of historical seriousness: the kind of volume that suggests you may have opinions about state formation, revolutions and the Zollverein, even if you mainly bought it because it looked wonderfully solid and faintly intimidating. Which, frankly, is part of the charm. Condition: Near Fine, meaning it has survived the upheavals of history rather better than most nineteenth-century German governments. A handsome copy of a rich, weighty and deeply rewarding study of a world being pulled, argument by argument and war by war, into modern shape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6098/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/germany-1800-1870-mar-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780199258383 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6097 Railwaymen, Politics and Money - Great Age of Railways in Britain by Adrian Vaughan There is a particular kind of nostalgia reserved for the British railway: steam drifting romantically across the countryside, polished brass, punctuality (allegedly), and men in caps who appear to know exactly what they’re doing. It is all very reassuring—right up to the point where someone mentions money, politics, and the small matter of how any of it actually worked. Railwaymen, Politics and Money – The Great Age of Railways in Britain (1997) by Adrian Vaughan is here to gently, and sometimes not so gently, dismantle the comforting myth that the railway age was a seamless triumph of engineering and national purpose. Instead, what you get is something far more recognisable: a sprawling, ambitious, occasionally chaotic enterprise powered by human effort, political manoeuvring, financial risk, and a great deal of argument. Because, as it turns out, the railways were never just about trains. They were about people—railwaymen in all their varieties, from engineers and managers to the workers who kept the whole vast system moving. They were about politicians, who discovered that railways were extremely useful things to support, oppose, regulate, or interfere with depending on the mood of the moment. And, inevitably, they were about money—vast quantities of it, raised, spent, lost, misdirected, and occasionally justified. Vaughan’s book lifts the lid on this world with a kind of practical scepticism. The “great age” of railways was indeed great, but not in the tidy, commemorative-plaque sense. It was great in the way large human systems tend to be: dynamic, messy, innovative, inefficient, and constantly under pressure. Expansion required capital. Capital required confidence. Confidence required persuasion. And persuasion, as ever, tended to involve optimism shading into fantasy. Investors, politicians and railway companies all played their parts in a drama that could swing from visionary progress to financial overreach with impressive speed. There is also a quiet irony running through the narrative. The railways transformed Britain—shrinking distances, accelerating commerce, reshaping towns and industries—yet the very scale of that success made them harder to manage, more expensive to sustain, and increasingly entangled with government oversight. Freedom gave way to regulation, private ambition to public interest, and somewhere along the line the simple idea of “running trains” became an intricate balancing act between competing priorities. And then there are the railwaymen themselves, without whom none of it functions. Behind every timetable and policy debate is the daily reality of operating a complex network: maintaining track, managing traffic, dealing with breakdowns, handling passengers, and doing so in all weathers with varying degrees of appreciation. Vaughan does not let them fade into the background. They are central to the story, as they must be, because systems are only ever as good as the people keeping them alive. What emerges is not a nostalgic postcard but a living, breathing account of an industry that helped define modern Britain while constantly wrestling with its own contradictions. Efficiency versus cost. Innovation versus stability. Private enterprise versus public control. It all feels, in a way, rather contemporary, which is perhaps the final twist of the knife: the more things change, the more they resemble a Victorian board meeting with slightly better lighting. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is an excellent choice: solid, intelligent history with enough grit to counterbalance the romance. It will sit very nicely on a shelf, suggesting an interest in serious matters, while quietly reminding you that behind every grand national achievement lies a dense thicket of politics and accounts. Condition: Good, which is probably how most railway balance sheets looked at the time. A sturdy, well-kept copy of a book that explains, with admirable clarity, that the golden age of railways was built not just on iron and steam, but on negotiation, ambition, and the occasional financial headache. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6097/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/railwaymen-politics-and-money-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray 9780719557460 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6096 Mans Responsibility for Nature by John Passmore Here is a book for anyone who has ever looked at humanity’s relationship with the natural world and thought: this all seems to be going rather badly, doesn’t it? Not in a dramatic end-of-days way, necessarily, but in the more familiar, steady, industrious, very human manner of paving over things, poisoning rivers, and then writing thoughtful essays about stewardship afterwards. Man’s Responsibility for Nature (1974) by John Passmore is a wonderfully serious title from a period when philosophy still felt entirely entitled to stride into a room, clear its throat, and ask whether civilisation ought perhaps to stop wrecking the planet. This is not a cosy handbook about hugging trees. Nor is it a glossy modern eco-manifesto full of lifestyle tips and photographs of misty forests. It is something more austere and, in its way, more interesting: a rigorous attempt to think through what exactly human beings owe to the natural world, if anything, and why. Passmore was a philosopher, which means he does not simply assume that “nature is good” and leave it there beneath a tasteful leaf motif. He picks at the deeper question: what do we mean by responsibility? Are we caretakers, conquerors, managers, vandals with better vocabulary? Is environmental concern rooted in religion, morality, prudence, aesthetics, self-interest, or a belated feeling of guilt after several centuries of industrial enthusiasm? As ever with philosophy, the fun lies in discovering that the obvious answer is less obvious than it first appeared. What makes the book especially delicious now is its date. Published in 1974, it comes from that fascinating moment when modern environmental concern was no longer a fringe murmur but had not yet become a fully industrialised moral language of documentaries, reusable coffee cups, and corporate sustainability reports printed on expensive paper. Passmore is thinking before the slogans harden. He is trying to work out the intellectual foundations of environmental ethics while much of the modern green conversation is still assembling its furniture. There is, of course, a lurking irony in all this. Humanity likes to imagine itself as the rational species, uniquely capable of foresight, restraint and moral reflection. Yet we have also shown a remarkable talent for treating the natural world as an inexhaustible warehouse with scenery attached. Books like this arise precisely because our practical behaviour has not always matched our theoretical self-admiration. We are very good at inventing philosophies of responsibility, sometimes just after bulldozing something ancient and irreplaceable. Still, Passmore’s seriousness is part of the appeal. He belongs to that grand tradition of writers who believe ideas matter, and that if people are going to start talking about conservation, stewardship and ecological duty, they ought to be clear what those words mean. This gives the book a kind of stern intellectual elegance. It is not content with sentiment. It wants argument. It wants clarity. It wants civilisation to explain itself. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is exactly the sort of volume that looks modest on the outside but turns out to contain a large and disconcerting question about the human project. It is thoughtful, probing, faintly severe, and unexpectedly timely for a book from the mid-1970s. Perfect for anyone interested in philosophy, environmental thought, or the long tradition of humanity realising—slightly late in the day—that nature may not actually be obliged to absorb all our nonsense indefinitely. Condition: Good, which is more than can be said for the biosphere. A solid copy of a serious, intelligent and quietly chastening book about what mankind owes the natural world, and whether mankind is likely to get around to paying up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6096/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mans-responsibility-for-nature-mar-2026.jpg 24.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Duckworth 9780715608197 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6094 Thomas Wyatt - The Hearts Forest by Susan Brigden Here is Thomas Wyatt: courtier, diplomat, poet, survivor, occasional emotional disaster in expensive Tudor clothing. A man moving through Henry VIII’s England with a pen in one hand and, metaphorically at least, his neck in the other. Thomas Wyatt – The Heart’s Forest (2012) by Susan Brigden is not content to leave Wyatt as a few anthology pages and a vague reputation for bringing the sonnet to England. No, this book drags him gloriously back into the full Tudor weather system: a world of court intrigue, shifting favour, foreign missions, erotic peril, political theatre and the ever-present possibility that the king may wake up in a mood. Wyatt, in lesser hands, can seem like one of those literary figures who exists mainly to be praised for being “important.” Brigden restores the more useful truth that he was also a real man trying to stay alive in one of the least relaxing centuries available. And what a setting. This is England when power is personal, religion is exploding, and a badly judged sentence could do more damage than a sword. Wyatt served Henry VIII, travelled abroad, wrote poetry of startling intimacy and intelligence, and somehow managed to navigate a court in which admiration, envy, desire and mortal danger all tended to arrive together. It was not a great age for clear boundaries. One minute you are writing a lyric of aching restraint, the next you are dodging rumours, factions and the general political consequences of being too noticeable. The title alone gives you the flavour of it: The Heart’s Forest. Not a neat little rose garden of lyrical reflection, but a forest, dense and shadowed, full of paths that vanish and creatures that may or may not be hunting you. Wyatt’s inner life and outer life are tangled together here, which is exactly as they should be. His poetry was not composed in some serene vacuum for the benefit of future undergraduates. It came out of pressure, ambition, disappointment, longing and the extraordinary awkwardness of living in a court where love poetry and statecraft could easily become adjacent hobbies. Naturally, Anne Boleyn hovers in the background, because no Tudor biography is allowed out without at least some charged proximity to catastrophe. Wyatt’s connection to her has fuelled endless fascination, and Brigden handles this world not as gossip in fancy dress but as a serious human and political environment in which intimacy itself could become dangerous. Tudor England had very high stakes and very poor privacy settings. What makes this especially appealing is that Wyatt was not simply “the poet,” as though he floated around producing elegant melancholy while other people handled events. He was embedded in the machinery of his time. Diplomatic service, royal favour, factional danger, imprisonment, release, recovery: his life has all the ingredients of a thriller for readers who prefer their suspense accompanied by a lute and a fatal misunderstanding. And through it all, the poetry remains startlingly alive, not as decorative extra credit, but as evidence of a mind trying to think and feel honestly inside a system built on performance. Susan Brigden is superb on this sort of material because she understands that the Tudors were not merely picturesque. They were stressful. Behind the portraits and tapestries were people guessing wrong, choosing sides, reading rooms badly, falling in love inconveniently and trying to survive the consequences. Wyatt becomes, in her hands, not a marble bust with excellent diction, but a vivid participant in a culture where language mattered intensely because it could seduce, conceal, flatter, wound and occasionally save. For readers of Crappy Old Books, this is ideal: serious history with pulse, intellect and danger, wrapped around a man who helped shape English poetry while living a life that sounds suspiciously like a warning. If you enjoy your literary biography with politics, peril and a constant undertow of romantic and professional jeopardy, this is a splendid thing to take home and place where visitors can see that you are, at the very least, pretending to have deep feelings about the early sixteenth century. Condition: As New, which is more than can be said for Wyatt’s nerves. A handsome copy of a rich, elegant and thoroughly absorbing biography of a poet who discovered that in Tudor England, having a heart was one thing, but keeping it intact was quite another. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6094/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hearts-forest-mar-2026.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571235858 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6092 Beethovens Piano Sonatas - A Short Companion by Charles Rosen Ah, here we are: a “short companion” that is, in the way of all great companions, neither especially short nor especially companionable—unless your idea of companionship involves being gently corrected about tempo markings by a world-class pianist while he plays Beethoven at you. Beethoven’s Piano Sonatas – A Short Companion (2002) by Charles Rosen is less a guidebook and more a quietly authoritative chaperone into one of the most intimidating rooms in Western culture: the complete set of Beethoven sonatas, where every note has opinions about you. These works, spanning decades of Beethoven’s life, are widely considered among the most important bodies of piano music ever written, bridging the polite drawing room and the thunderous concert hall —and Rosen is here to explain why that bridge occasionally catches fire. Rosen—pianist, scholar, and occasional destroyer of lazy musical thinking—does not simply tell you that the Moonlight Sonata is “beautiful.” He asks why you’re probably playing it too slowly, what Beethoven actually meant, and whether your left hand has the moral courage to cope. The book emerged from seminars given to piano students, and it shows: it is part lecture, part intervention, and part elegantly disguised masterclass on how not to embarrass yourself in front of 200 years of musical history. The first half dissects the machinery: tempo, phrasing, pedal, structure—those invisible levers that separate “pleasant tinkling” from “existential thunderstorm.” The second half marches through the sonatas themselves, from youthful ambition to late-period cosmic muttering, revealing how Beethoven steadily made the piano both more expressive and considerably less forgiving to anyone attempting to play it. Along the way, Rosen reminds us that these pieces were originally meant for amateurs—just not, it seems, you. And then there’s the CD. Yes, this particular copy comes with it—the author himself at the piano, demonstrating exactly what he means. It is the rare book that can interrupt its own argument to say, “No, listen, like this,” and then proceed to prove the point with alarming authority. These recordings were made specifically to illustrate the ideas in the text, turning theory into something uncomfortably audible. What you end up with is a book that manages to be scholarly without being dull, practical without being simplistic, and quietly funny in the way only someone deeply fluent in a subject can afford to be. It does not so much simplify Beethoven as reveal that the complexity was always the point—and that, with enough patience (and perhaps fewer bad habits), you might begin to hear it properly. Condition: As New. Includes the CD. Which means you are not just buying a book—you are acquiring a slightly intimidating musical conscience, preserved in excellent condition and ready to sit beside your piano, tutting gently. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6092/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beethovens-piano-sonatas-mar-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Yale University Press 9780300090703 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6091 House of Lilies by Justine Firnhaber-Baker House of Lilies is the sort of title that sounds as though it ought to involve scented gardens, delicate embroidery, and perhaps a faintly tragic aristocrat gazing from a stone window. Which, in a way, it does — except that this is the House of Valois, so the flowers are mostly symbolic, the elegance is heavily armed, and the atmosphere is less peaceful bloom than dynastic peril dressed in velvet. Justine Firnhaber-Baker takes the history of the Valois kings of France and reminds us that monarchy, for all its polished portraits and ceremonial grandeur, is very often a family business run under extreme pressure by people with crowns on their heads and crisis in their diaries. This is medieval and early modern France in all its splendour and instability: courts, claims, rivalries, warfare, piety, personality, ceremony, ambition, and the constant low hum of somebody, somewhere, being deeply inconvenient to the succession. The lilies, of course, are the fleur-de-lis of French royalty — an emblem of majesty, continuity, and divine right. Very impressive on banners. Slightly less impressive when attached to a dynasty trying to hold together a kingdom beset by faction, foreign war, internal tension, and the awkward tendency of kings to die, disappoint, or produce heirs with all the strategic reliability of a tossed coin. Firnhaber-Baker is excellent on precisely this contradiction: monarchy as both magnificent performance and alarmingly fragile machine. What makes the book such a pleasure is that it refuses to leave royal history trapped inside a glass case. This is not a dry procession of reigns and dates, nor a solemn parade of crowned mannequins. Instead, the Valois emerge as human beings operating within a system that demanded they appear larger than life while being, in reality, prey to the usual human weaknesses: vanity, fear, indecision, overconfidence, family trouble, and the occasional catastrophic misjudgement with international consequences. There is a rich irony running all the way through the story. Here is a dynasty wrapped in sacred symbolism and public ritual, constantly projecting authority, stability, and permanence — while behind the scenes the whole enterprise can look suspiciously like controlled panic in expensive fabric. The court glitters, the chroniclers flourish, the heraldry shines, and yet the kingdom remains one bad marriage, one lost battle, or one badly timed death away from fresh trouble. Royal majesty, it turns out, is often just anxiety with better tailoring. Firnhaber-Baker writes with the kind of intelligence that makes a complex period feel inviting rather than forbidding. She gives the reader politics, personality, and context in satisfying proportion, so that the Valois world feels neither simplistically romantic nor tediously institutional. You get both the grand architecture of kingship and the far more entertaining reality of what happens when real people are placed inside it. And what a world it is: war with England, princely rivalries, religious seriousness, courtly display, territorial pressures, and the ever-present problem of ruling a realm that was theoretically united but practically full of interests, egos, and armed men. France under the Valois was not short of splendour, but nor was it short of drama. If anything, the splendour seems partly designed to distract from the drama, which is a very old ruling technique and seldom entirely effective. This 2024 Penguin edition, ISBN 9780141999241, is in Good condition — thoroughly respectable for a book about a dynasty that spent much of its existence trying to remain the same. It has the pleasingly intelligent feel of modern history writing at its best: accessible, authoritative, and quietly alive to the absurdities as well as the significance of the past. Ideal for readers who enjoy medieval and early modern history, French monarchy, dynastic politics, and books that understand that power is never just an institution but also a performance. Also perfect for anyone who likes their history full of crowns, crises, ceremony, and the unnerving realisation that a great deal of the past was held together by symbolism, luck, and people trying to look calmer than they felt. A handsome, thoughtful, and faintly wicked account of a royal house that bloomed magnificently, even when conditions were far from favourable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6091/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/house-of-lilies-mar-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141999241 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6089 Our Island Stories by Corinne Fowler Our Island Stories is the sort of title that sounds comfortingly familiar, as though it might involve cosy tales of kings, queens, plucky victories, and a nation quietly congratulating itself in between cups of tea. Corinne Fowler, however, has other plans. What begins as something that looks like a reassuring stroll through British history turns, rather deftly, into a far more searching and occasionally uncomfortable walk through the stories we tell—and the ones we tend to leave out. Fowler takes aim, gently but firmly, at the idea of a single, tidy national narrative. Instead of a neatly packaged “island story,” she presents a layered, complicated, and sometimes contradictory picture of Britain’s past, one that stretches far beyond the shoreline and refuses to stay politely within it. Empire, migration, race, identity, culture—all the threads that have long been woven into British life but not always acknowledged in its storytelling—are brought forward and examined with clarity and care. This is not a book that seeks to replace one grand narrative with another equally convenient version. Rather, it invites the reader to notice how history is shaped: what gets remembered, what gets simplified, what gets celebrated, and what quietly disappears between editions. It is, in a sense, a book about storytelling itself—how nations construct their sense of self, and how those constructions can both illuminate and obscure. There is a quiet irony in the exercise. For centuries, Britain has been very good at exporting stories—literature, language, culture, institutions—while maintaining a rather selective account of how those global connections came to be. Fowler gently unpicks this habit, revealing that the “island” has never been quite as isolated, nor quite as straightforward, as it sometimes likes to imagine. The result is less a demolition job and more a careful widening of the lens. What makes the book particularly engaging is its tone. It is serious without being heavy, critical without being strident, and thoughtful without losing sight of the human dimension of history. Fowler moves between past and present with ease, showing how these narratives continue to shape contemporary debates about identity, belonging, and national memory. The effect is not to scold, but to encourage a more curious, more inclusive way of understanding the past. Reading it now, there is an added layer of relevance. Questions about who “we” are, what “our” story means, and how history should be told are very much alive—and, as ever, not entirely settled. Fowler’s book does not pretend to offer final answers. Instead, it does something more valuable: it makes the questions harder to ignore. This Penguin edition (2024, ISBN: 9780141999838) is in Good condition—perfectly suited to a book that deals in ideas rather than ornament. It has the reassuringly modern feel of a work that knows it is part of an ongoing conversation, rather than the final word on the subject. Ideal for readers interested in British history, cultural identity, and the stories nations tell about themselves. Also well suited to anyone who has ever suspected that the phrase “our island story” might conceal as much as it reveals. A thoughtful, quietly provocative, and highly readable exploration of Britain’s past—not as a single tale, but as many voices speaking at once, some of them only just being heard. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6089/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/our-island-stories-mar-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141999838 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6086 A Foot in the Water by Felipe Ferandez-Armesto A Foot in the Water is exactly the sort of title that sounds modest, tentative, perhaps even a little apologetic — as though Felipe Fernández-Armesto is merely proposing a cautious paddle. In fact, what follows is a sparkling, learned, and gloriously wide-ranging plunge into humanity’s long, complicated, occasionally ridiculous relationship with water. Because water, as it turns out, is never just water. It is life, danger, trade, empire, ritual, leisure, terror, transport, mythology, hygiene, and the setting for a surprising number of human miscalculations. Fernández-Armesto, being one of those infuriatingly elegant historians who can make almost any subject feel both profound and entertaining, takes this everyday substance and shows just how much of civilisation has sloshed around inside it. This is not a book merely about rivers, seas, and oceans as geographical facts. It is about the ways people have imagined water, feared it, worshipped it, crossed it, polluted it, sailed on it, bathed in it, and occasionally drowned in it while attempting something they probably shouldn’t have been doing in the first place. Water is at once friend and enemy, servant and tyrant, necessity and menace. One begins to suspect that humanity’s entire story is really just a series of increasingly elaborate attempts to negotiate with something that cannot be negotiated with. Fernández-Armesto’s great gift is to move from the grand to the intimate without ever seeming to strain. One moment you are thinking about oceans and exploration, empire and commerce; the next you are considering baths, cleanliness, swimming, fear, pleasure, and the curious fact that an element essential to our existence has also spent millennia trying to kill us. Civilisation, in this telling, is less a triumph over nature than a long, improvised compromise with dampness. There is, too, a delightful irony running through the whole enterprise. Human beings build ports, launch navies, map currents, engineer canals, invent seaside holidays, and speak loftily of mastering the waves — only for water to carry on behaving exactly as it pleases. Storms arrive, ships sink, floods spread, drains fail, and entire empires discover that their confidence was not, in itself, waterproof. It is hard not to admire water’s consistency. It has never been impressed by us. What makes the book so enjoyable is that it is never merely earnest. It wears its scholarship lightly, moving with wit and curiosity through history, culture, and ideas. This is not the kind of history that sits stiffly in a corner and demands reverence. It is alert, fluid, and clever, constantly reminding you that the most ordinary things are often the strangest once someone suitably intelligent starts looking at them properly. And of course there is the pleasing absurdity that a species largely composed of water has spent so much of its existence treating the stuff with alternating terror and overconfidence. We fling ourselves into it for sport, attempt to cross it for glory, pipe it into our homes, flee from it when it rises, and pay extra to holiday beside it. Fernández-Armesto captures that contradiction beautifully. Water is both background and protagonist, taken for granted until it suddenly becomes the only thing that matters. This Oxford University Press edition from 2015, ISBN 9780198744429, is in As New condition, which seems only fair for a book so freshly alive to one of the oldest subjects on earth. It has all the elegance you would hope for from OUP: handsome, intelligent, and ready to make you sound more interesting than you were five minutes ago. Ideal for readers who enjoy history with range, intelligence, and a faintly amused eye on the human condition. Also perfect for anyone who has ever looked at the sea, a river, a bath, or even a puddle and thought there might be more going on here than meets the eye. A civilised, witty, and unexpectedly expansive meditation on the substance without which we would all be having a much quieter time of it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6086/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-foot-in-the-water-mar-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198744429 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6085 From Empire to Europe by Geoffrey Owen From Empire to Europe is the sort of title that sounds calm, measured, and faintly administrative, as though Britain simply popped down from one global destiny and into another with a brief stop for tea. Geoffrey Owen, quite sensibly, knows better. What this book actually offers is the long, elegant, occasionally exasperated story of Britain trying to adjust to the rather awkward fact that the age of empire had ended and that the future, inconveniently, seemed to involve the Continent. This is modern British history seen through one of its great national discomforts: the slow, reluctant, often bad-tempered shift from imperial self-image to European entanglement. It is a tale of economics, politics, identity, prestige, decline, adaptation, and the peculiar British gift for acting as though a thing is beneath one’s dignity even while applying to join it. The empire fades, Europe looms, and the country spends much of the twentieth century wondering whether this is a practical necessity, a humiliating comedown, or somehow both at once. Owen charts this transformation with the steady confidence of a man who has watched governments, industries, and national assumptions all attempt to keep a straight face while history rearranged the furniture. The old world of imperial trade, Commonwealth preference, and global reach gives way to the new realities of European markets, institutions, regulation, and the alarming discovery that sovereignty is much easier to praise in speeches than to sustain in economic isolation. Britain, in other words, finds itself moving from commanding an empire to negotiating with Belgium, which must have felt like quite a change of atmosphere. What makes the subject so enjoyable—at least for the reader, if not always for the participants—is the sheer density of irony. Here is a country that once saw itself as gloriously offshore, uniquely global, and not quite like everybody else, slowly realising that geography has a vote. Here are politicians insisting Britain has a special destiny while quietly calculating tariffs. Here are grand narratives of national purpose colliding with balance-of-payments problems, industrial weakness, and the uncomfortable realisation that sentiment does not, by itself, generate growth. And yet this is not merely a gloomy tale of shrinking horizons. Owen is too intelligent for that. He understands that the move from empire to Europe was not just loss, but reorientation: messy, contested, and emotionally loaded, yes, but also deeply bound up with Britain’s search for prosperity and relevance in a changed world. The result is a book that treats economics and politics not as dry abstractions, but as the stage on which a nation attempts to redefine itself without admitting how difficult that is. Reading it now, there is of course an extra layer of delicious hindsight. Published in 1999, this book belongs to that charming late-20th-century moment when Britain’s European question had already generated decades of wrangling, but had not yet achieved the full operatic absurdity of the 21st century. The arguments are all there in embryo: identity, trade, power, independence, practicality, memory. One reads with the faintly unfair advantage of knowing that Britain was by no means finished arguing with itself. This HarperCollins edition, ISBN 9780002556828, is in Near Fine condition, which is pleasingly crisp for a book about a national transition that was anything but. It looks authoritative, respectable, and entirely composed—rather more composed, in fact, than many of the policies and personalities it describes. Ideal for readers of political history, modern Britain, Europe, and the slow-motion drama of national reinvention. Also perfect for anyone who enjoys books about large historical shifts in which nobody entirely gets what they want, everyone invokes destiny, and economic reality keeps turning up like an unwelcome but persistent civil servant. A thoughtful, urbane, and quietly biting account of Britain’s long journey from ruling far-flung territories to wrestling with its nearest neighbours. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6085/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-empire-to-europe-mar-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780002556828 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6084 The Dog - 5000 Years of the Dog in Art by Tamsin Pickeral There are, broadly speaking, two kinds of art history books: those that concern themselves with kings, saints, and the eternal struggle of man, and those that quietly acknowledge that for at least 5,000 years, humanity has also been deeply preoccupied with dogs. The Dog – 5000 Years of the Dog in Art belongs firmly—and gloriously—to the latter camp. Tamsin Pickeral takes us on a sweeping journey through millennia of artistic endeavour, and what emerges is both reassuring and faintly ridiculous: no matter the civilisation, the era, or the prevailing aesthetic, someone, somewhere, has decided that what this masterpiece really needs… is a dog. Regal hounds beside pharaohs, loyal companions at the feet of nobles, scruffy little opportunists lurking in the margins of Renaissance paintings—dogs have been there all along, quietly improving the composition. This is not merely a parade of paintings (though there are plenty of those, and very fine they are too). It is a cultural history of our oldest companion, told through sculpture, ceramics, tapestries, engravings, and the occasional artistic indulgence where the dog is clearly having a better time than anyone else in the frame. Across continents and centuries, the dog appears as symbol, status marker, hunting partner, guardian, and, increasingly, as that slightly indulgent creature who has realised it is, in fact, in charge. There is a gentle irony in seeing how seriously dogs have been taken in art. Entire dynasties rise and fall, empires expand and collapse, styles evolve, philosophies clash—and yet the dog remains, faithfully depicted with varying degrees of anatomical accuracy and emotional projection. In some works, it is noble and alert; in others, it looks as though it has just spotted something far more interesting happening off canvas. One suspects the artists understood more than they let on. Pickeral’s approach is both knowledgeable and quietly affectionate, weaving together art history and canine history in a way that makes perfect sense once you stop to think about it. After all, if art is about capturing what matters to people, then the persistent presence of dogs suggests that, alongside power, religion, and beauty, humanity has always had a soft spot for something with four legs and an opinion. This Merrell edition (2008, ISBN: 9781858944203) is in Near Fine condition—appropriately polished for a book that celebrates thousands of years of artistic attention. It sits somewhere between coffee-table elegance and scholarly curiosity, equally at home being admired for its images or quietly dipped into for a reminder that civilisation, for all its complexities, has always made room for a good dog. Ideal for art lovers, dog lovers, and anyone who suspects that the true story of human history might be told not through kings and battles, but through the animals patiently sitting beside them. A handsome, thoughtful, and faintly amusing volume that proves, once and for all, that while art may strive for greatness, it is often at its best when there is a dog in the picture. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6084/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dog-mar-2026.jpg 42.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Merrell 9781858944203 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6078 PAX - War and Peace in Roms Golden Age [SIGNED] by Tom Holland PAX is the sort of book that arrives wearing imperial confidence like a purple cloak and a slightly alarming amount of gold leaf. Tom Holland, who has long since perfected the art of making the ancient world feel less like a museum and more like an exceptionally glamorous crime scene, turns his attention here to Rome’s so-called Golden Age—that marvellous stretch of civilisation in which emperors, senators, soldiers, prophets, rebels and assorted ambitious oddities all attempted to enjoy the benefits of peace while standing on foundations built by conquest. Because Roman peace, as ever, was a very Roman kind of peace. It meant roads, order, law, engineering, prosperity, monumental architecture and an impressive quantity of administrative competence. It also meant legions, surveillance, exemplary violence and the quiet understanding that dissent could end rather abruptly. In other words, Pax is about one of history’s finest examples of a civilisation announcing that the world is now stable, cultured and civilised, shortly after battering everyone into agreement. Tom Holland is exceptionally good company for this sort of thing. He writes ancient history with flair, intelligence and a relish for character, which means that emperors do not appear as solemn marble busts but as vivid, complicated and occasionally deranged human beings with egos large enough to require their own provinces. Rome itself emerges not as a static backdrop of columns and togas, but as a living empire thrumming with ambition, superstition, brutality, showmanship and political theatre. One can almost hear the sandals slapping on polished stone. And what a cast Roman history always provides. Emperors trying to project divinity while remaining inconveniently mortal. Elites manoeuvring with exquisite selfishness. Provincial subjects adapting, resisting or cashing in. Religious currents shifting under the surface. Armies serving as both guarantors of order and occasional reminders that order has teeth. Holland has a gift for making the whole imperial machine feel at once magnificent and faintly unstable, which is of course exactly right. Rome’s Golden Age was golden partly because it was so brilliantly stage-managed. Behind the gleam lay force, compromise and the perpetual need to keep the centre holding. There is a delicious irony in the title. PAX sounds so calm, so chiselled, so assured—something one might see engraved beneath a laurel wreath on a triumphal monument. And indeed that is the point. The Roman world excelled at presenting itself as the bringer of universal order, even when that order was maintained by means that might strike the conquered as somewhat less serene. Holland understands this tension perfectly. Peace in Rome was never merely the absence of war; it was a political achievement, a cultural performance, and, quite often, a warning. This 2023 Abacus edition looks the part too. The cover positively radiates imperial mood: dark, handsome, laurelled, and just self-important enough to be appropriate. Even better, this copy is signed, which adds that extra little flourish of collector’s pleasure. A signed Tom Holland history is not just a book but a slightly grander object, the sort of thing that says you do not merely read about emperors and empire, you acquire your civilisational drama with authorial ink included. Very Rome, in its way: all substance, plus ceremony. As sold by Crappy Old Books in As New condition, this copy offers the particularly satisfying combination of freshness and prestige. Crisp, sharp, and signed, it has all the appeal of a modern history book that has not yet been knocked about by bedside tables, overfilled shelves or the hazards of lending to unreliable friends. It is ready to stride straight into the life of a new owner looking far more disciplined than most Roman succession plans. And this is very much a book for readers who like history with movement, colour and argument. Not dry chronology, not dutiful textbook sludge, but a full-blooded account of how Rome sold peace to the world and what that peace actually involved. Holland is one of those rare historians who can combine scholarship with narrative voltage, so that one emerges both informed and entertainingly haunted by the thought that all empires insist on their own benevolence eventually. So PAX – War and Peace in Rome’s Golden Age is grand, clever, vivid and gloriously alive to the contradictions of imperial civilisation. It is a book about power at its most polished: cultured, expansive, self-justifying and never entirely as tranquil as it claims. Add the fact that this copy is signed, and you have something even more tempting than usual: a handsome, collectable volume for anyone who likes their ancient history rich in splendour, menace and human absurdity. In short, a superb signed copy of a book about Rome at its most confident—when th https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6078/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pax-war-and-peace-in-romes-golden-age-mar-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus Books 9781408706985 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6076 For God and Kaiser - The Imperial Austrian Army 1619-1918 by Richard Bassett For God and Kaiser is one of those titles that arrives already wearing parade uniform. Richard Bassett’s grand history of the Imperial Austrian Army covers nearly three centuries of military life in that most gloriously overcomplicated of European arrangements: the Habsburg world, where loyalty, language, dynasty, bureaucracy and battlefield courage were all expected to coexist in one vast imperial machine, preferably without too much mutiny. This is not merely a book about armies in the simple sense of men marching about in boots and making maps nervous. It is a book about the Imperial Austrian Army, which means it is also about empire, identity, survival, administration, faith, aristocracy, nationalism, and the peculiar challenge of commanding troops drawn from a political entity that often seemed held together by ceremony, tradition and a sort of exhausted magnificence. The Habsburg monarchy was never going to do anything in a small or tidy way, and its army, naturally, reflected this with gusto. Bassett’s subject is irresistible because the Austrian army spent centuries doing the deeply unfashionable but essential work of keeping a sprawling multinational empire from being eaten alive by its neighbours, dismantled from within, or simply collapsing under the weight of its own paperwork. Here are the Turks, the Prussians, the French, the Italians, the Hungarians, assorted revolutionaries, and finally the twentieth century arriving like a badly aimed artillery shell. Through it all marches the imperial army: stubborn, ceremonial, adaptable, archaic, heroic, often underestimated, and somehow still functioning. And what a setting. The Habsburgs always understood that if one is going to preside over a vast and improbable political organism, one may as well do it in style. So this is military history with extra plumage: white coats, dynastic solemnity, Catholic grandeur, imperial nostalgia, and officers who seem to have stepped straight out of central European opera and into campaigns of terrifying seriousness. But the splendour is only part of the attraction. Bassett is clearly interested in the real institutional achievement behind the pageantry: how this army worked, why it endured, what it meant to the state, and how it navigated the long, humiliating, glorious and often contradictory history of one of Europe’s strangest great powers. There is a particularly delicious irony in the Austrian army’s reputation. In popular imagination it is too often reduced to a sort of decorative military appendix to a doomed empire, all braid and melancholy and eventual collapse. But books like this exist to remind us that empires do not survive for centuries on uniforms alone. The Austrian army fought major wars, checked Ottoman expansion, helped shape the balance of Europe, and served as one of the principal pillars of Habsburg continuity. It may have ended in 1918 amid the ruins of the old order, but before that it had been one of the great armed institutions of Europe, carrying an enormous historical burden with rather more competence than the jokes usually allow. The date range alone is enough to make one sit up straighter: 1619 to 1918. That is not a history; that is a civilisation in arms. Through confessional wars, dynastic struggles, Napoleonic upheaval, nineteenth-century nationalism and modern industrial slaughter, the army remains the thread. Regimes change, tactics evolve, enemies shift, and yet the imperial military ethos persists: God, Kaiser, duty, survival, and perhaps the occasional desperate hope that the supply lines are better than last year. It is history on a truly satisfying scale. This 2016 Yale University Press edition sounds exactly right for such a subject: serious, handsome, authoritative, and likely to look extremely distinguished on a shelf. Yale books have a habit of radiating calm intellectual confidence, and this one almost certainly does so in full dress uniform. It is the kind of volume that suggests its owner may have opinions not just about Europe, but about Mitteleuropa, dynastic legitimacy, and whether the Habsburg collapse was really inevitable. Excellent shelf energy, in other words. And this particular copy, sold by Crappy Old Books in As New condition, offers the especially pleasing contrast of a book about centuries of warfare, attrition, siege, imperial strain and eventual dissolution arriving in improbably crisp condition. The empire may be gone, the regiments disbanded, the monarchy folded into history, but your copy can still appear as fresh as a newly issued commission. That seems only fair. So For God and Kaiser is a feast for readers who like military history with politics attached, imperial history with uniforms attached, and European history with a proper sense of scale attached. It is about war, certainly, but also about endurance, institution-building, identity and the o https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6076/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/for-god-and-kaiser-mar-2026.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Yale University Press 9780300219678 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6074 The Family Sex and Marriage in England 1500-1800 by Lawrence Stone The Family, Sex and Marriage in England 1500–1800 is one of those glorious Pelican paperbacks that appears, at first glance, to promise several hundred pages of sociological oatmeal and then turns out to be absolutely packed with the private chaos of human life. Lawrence Stone, with formidable scholarship and a distinctly unembarrassed interest in what people actually did with their emotions, households, expectations and bedchambers, takes three centuries of English domestic existence and lays it out for inspection with the calm assurance of a man who knows that nothing is more revealing than how people marry, reproduce, quarrel, inherit and try to love one another under pressure. This is history stripped of its wigs-and-battles public school varnish. Kings and wars may still be rattling about in the background, but Stone is interested in the more intimate machinery of society: courtship, patriarchy, household structure, parental authority, affection, property, legitimacy, emotional restraint, emotional change, and the long, strange business of how marriage evolved from something dangerously close to a family merger into something that at least occasionally aspired to companionship. In other words, it is about the bit of history that most people are actually living, whether or not the textbooks bothered to mention it. And what a world it was. England between 1500 and 1800 was not merely changing politically or economically; it was reorganising the architecture of everyday life. Families were large, mortality was rude, children arrived with determined frequency, fathers wielded legal and moral authority of a sort that would now provoke three documentaries and a podcast, and marriage itself sat somewhere between sacred institution, economic arrangement and highly personal gamble. Stone follows these shifts with the kind of intelligence that makes you realise “domestic history” is only boring if you enjoy ignoring the emotional foundations of an entire civilisation. Naturally, the title does much of the work here. The Family, Sex and Marriage in England 1500–1800 has the marvellous quality of sounding both deeply respectable and faintly scandalous, which is usually a sign of a good historical study. It invites the serious reader while quietly promising the nosier one that behind all those sermons, legal records and inheritance customs lies a great deal of human awkwardness. And indeed there is. People fell in love, or thought they did. They married for money, pressure, necessity, convenience, hope or lust. They had children, lost children, managed households, fought over property and negotiated the impossible balance between duty and desire. Stone’s great skill is to show that these are not side notes to history but history itself in one of its most enduring forms. There is something especially satisfying about the way books like this puncture the fantasy that the past was either morally cleaner or emotionally simpler than the present. It was not. It was just differently arranged, less photographed, and generally conducted in heavier fabric. The English family of earlier centuries could be affectionate, brutal, strategic, tender, oppressive, loyal, transactional and sentimental, often all before luncheon. The idea that there was once a stable golden age of marriage and domestic certainty is exactly the sort of myth a book like this arrives to dismantle with scholarly relish. As a 1979 Pelican edition, it also carries that excellent air of serious popular history from the age when publishers assumed readers might cheerfully spend an evening learning about household formation in early modern England. A noble assumption, and one Crappy Old Books is always pleased to support. Pelicans have a way of making difficult subjects feel approachable without insulting the reader’s intelligence, and this is very much one of those books: weighty in substance, portable in form, and quietly transformative if you actually sit down and read it. This copy, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, sounds exactly right. A book on family life ought not to be too pristine; it should look as though it has already participated in a few conversations. One imagines it previously belonged to a student of social history, a feminist scholar, a curious general reader, or perhaps someone who simply picked it up for the word “sex” and stayed for the transformation of emotional life across three centuries. Whatever its past, it now stands ready to educate a new owner in the pleasingly subversive truth that inheritance law and intimacy are rarely far apart. So here we have a book that is scholarly without being dry, bold without being vulgar, and broad enough to make one see that “private life” is among the most public and consequential subjects history can study. The Family, Sex and Marriage in England 1500–1800 is about how people lived to https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6074/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-family-sex-and-marriage-in-england-1500-1800-mar-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140221657 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6073 The Russian Revolution by Sheila Fitzpatrick The Russian Revolution is one of those deceptively tidy titles that conceals a vast quantity of upheaval, ideology, hunger, improvisation, gunfire, administrative collapse, utopian conviction, and people in long coats making history at uncomfortable speed. Sheila Fitzpatrick, being one of the great historians of Soviet Russia, takes this most over-explained and under-understood of subjects and does something marvellous with it: she makes it intelligible without pretending it was ever simple. Because the Russian Revolution is rarely presented in moderation. It tends to arrive either as sacred drama or apocalyptic warning, depending on who is doing the talking. Either it is the heroic dawn of a new world, all workers and destiny and the old order crashing down at last, or it is the original political catastrophe of modernity, a blood-soaked lesson in what happens when theory acquires rifles. Fitzpatrick’s great virtue is that she sidesteps both pageants and gets on with the far more interesting business of showing how revolution actually works when it stops being a slogan and starts becoming a state. And what a state to build. Imperial Russia collapses under the combined weight of war, inequality, incompetence and exhaustion. Out of the wreckage come revolutionaries, factions, slogans, committees, hopes, shortages, civil war, terror, and the astonishingly rapid transformation of society into something at once visionary and deeply alarming. The old hierarchy is attacked, the new order improvised, and vast ideas about class, history and human destiny are hurled into everyday life with results that are not always tidy. Which is putting it mildly. Fitzpatrick is superb at conveying that the revolution was not merely an event in Petrograd but a long and chaotic remaking of politics, institutions, habits, expectations and survival itself. What makes the book especially good is its refusal to treat revolution as theatre performed entirely by famous men on balconies. Lenin is there, of course, glinting with purpose. Trotsky storms about with intellectual voltage. Stalin looms eventually in the background like a weather system that will become everyone’s problem. But Fitzpatrick does not let the story freeze into portrait gallery history. She is always attentive to social reality: workers, peasants, bureaucrats, shortages, education, class mobility, violence, aspiration, fear. One comes away not just with a sense of what was proclaimed, but of what it felt like to live through a system that promised a new world and then had to run one. There is also a delicious irony in the whole subject that Fitzpatrick handles beautifully. Revolutions are so often fuelled by dreams of liberation, equality and the sweeping away of oppression; then, almost immediately, they discover paperwork, discipline, coercion, grain procurement and the awkward truth that governing is less glamorous than overthrowing. The Russian case is perhaps the grand masterpiece of this phenomenon. The future arrives in banners and ends up needing administrators. A workers’ state must somehow organise factories, food supplies, armies, ideology and dissent, all while insisting history is on schedule. It is difficult not to admire the scale of the ambition even as the consequences grow steadily more brutal. This 2017 Oxford University Press edition is exactly the sort of serious modern history paperback one wants for such a subject: compact, authoritative, and unshowily intelligent. It has that admirable OUP quality of assuming readers are capable of handling difficult material without being bribed by gimmicks. No sensationalism required; the revolution itself is dramatic enough. A sober cover, a formidable scholar, and inside it all the collapse, fervour and re-engineering of an empire. Quite enough for one volume. As sold by Crappy Old Books in Good condition, this copy has the right sort of practical dignity. A good history of revolution ought not to look too pampered. Good suggests it may already have done some honest service—perhaps to a student, a political enthusiast, a Soviet-history devotee, or someone trying to understand why the twentieth century turned out the way it did. Now it is ready for a new reader, whether that reader comes seeking clarity, argument, or simply the pleasure of watching one of history’s largest explosions explained by someone who actually knows where the pieces landed. And really, that is the joy of Fitzpatrick. She is clear without being simplistic, sharp without being flashy, and alive to the strange mix of idealism, coercion, hope and catastrophe that made the Russian Revolution one of the central convulsions of the modern world. This is not just a book about 1917 in the narrow sense. It is about what happens when a regime falls, an idea seizes power, and an entire society is told that history has turned a corner whether it fe https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6073/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-russian-revolution-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198806707 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6068 Njals Saga by Robert Cook Njal’s Saga is one of the great achievements of world literature, which is a polite way of saying it contains everything one could reasonably want from medieval Iceland: blood feuds, lawsuits, doomed honour, marital trouble, grim prophecy, legal procedure pursued with homicidal enthusiasm, and men with splendid names making catastrophically proud decisions in landscapes full of weather and destiny. If that sounds appealing, welcome. If it sounds alarming, that is also correct. This Penguin edition, translated by Robert Cook, brings to modern readers one of the most famous of the Icelandic sagas: a work so stern, strange, elegant and darkly funny that it feels at times like Homer rewritten by a very cold lawyer. At its centre is Njal himself, a wise and thoughtful man renowned for his legal brilliance and calm judgement, which in saga terms is roughly equivalent to being the only fire extinguisher in a province determined to solve every interpersonal difficulty with axes. Around him swirl warriors, neighbours, wives, allies, enemies, and the ever-reliable human tendency to turn insults into generational catastrophe. What makes Njal’s Saga so endlessly marvellous is the tone. It never pleads for your admiration. It simply states that one man said another man’s honour was lacking, and then, some pages later, several households are burning and the future of entire families has been rearranged. The understatement is glorious. Great passions are conveyed with the calm of a shopping list. Death arrives briskly. Revenge is organised with administrative seriousness. Fate hangs over everything, but so do the practicalities of law, inheritance, marriage, and whether someone ought really to have kept quiet at supper. And that is why the saga feels so modern despite being medieval to its frostbitten core. Beneath the swords and settlements lies a perfectly recognisable world of status anxiety, bad communication, family loyalty, wounded vanity, and social systems stretched past breaking point. The characters are heroic, certainly, but they are also petty, magnificent, stubborn, and occasionally absurd. One begins by admiring their honour and ends by noticing that honour, in this context, seems to function rather like a highly flammable building material. There is also something deeply satisfying about the Icelandic saga style itself. No purple drama, no sentimental over-explaining, no therapeutic speeches about feelings. Instead you get composure, starkness, and the occasional line so dry it could preserve fish. The effect is extraordinary. Battles matter because nobody announces that they matter. Grief matters because it is allowed to stand there, cold and unadorned. Humour creeps in through the side door, usually wearing a grim expression. It is a literature of iron self-control, which somehow makes all the emotional chaos underneath feel even larger. Robert Cook’s translation is an excellent way into this world, preserving the directness and force of the original while making it accessible to readers who do not, regrettably, spend their evenings reading Old Norse by firelight. Penguin, meanwhile, has done what Penguin does best: taken a cornerstone of civilisation and put it into a paperback that suggests you, too, could become the sort of person who casually reads Icelandic sagas and has thoughts about feud culture. This copy, sold by Crappy Old Books in Good condition, is exactly the kind of object one wants for such a work. A saga should not look too pristine. Good condition implies a life already lived: perhaps read by a student, a classicist, a Viking enthusiast, or someone who simply wanted more morally complex vengeance in their literary diet. It has survived, which is already more than can be said for many people in the book. So here we have a classic of law, violence, wisdom, masculinity, domestic tension, and the catastrophic consequences of not letting things go. It is bleak, noble, gripping, and oddly hilarious in places. It is also one of those books that makes the modern world seem both softer and less honest than it ought to be. In short: Njal’s Saga is a masterpiece of ice-cold storytelling and slow-burning doom. A book for readers who enjoy epic literature, historical strangeness, and the unnerving discovery that some of the finest writing ever produced concerns highly articulate people destroying one another over principle. Crappy Old Books is delighted, naturally, to offer this superb monument to feud, fate, and formidable understatement. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6068/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/njals-saga-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140447699 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6065 Two Centuries of New Zealand Landscape Art by Roger Blackley Two Centuries of New Zealand Landscape Art is the sort of title that sounds, at first, as though it might be a dutiful march through a great many hills. But this handsome volume turns out to be something far better: a rich, civilised, quietly fascinating tour through the way an entire country has been seen, imagined, framed, romanticised, and occasionally improved upon with paint. Because landscape art is never just about landscape, however earnestly it may pretend otherwise. A mountain is never merely a mountain once an artist has arrived with oils, ambition, and a theory about light. A harbour becomes identity. A valley becomes myth. A line of trees becomes nationhood with better weather. Over two centuries, New Zealand’s land has been painted as sublime, raw, settled, contested, majestic, empty-looking but not empty, and generally capable of making Europe seem faintly overfurnished. This book gathers all that visual argument into one place, which is very convenient for those of us who like our cultural perspective bound between covers. Roger Blackley, with the calm authority of someone who knows both art and the stories that cling to it, offers not just pictures but a whole evolving sensibility. You can sense the shifts in taste, purpose, and politics. Early artists arrive and gaze upon the scenery as though God has been showing off. Later painters begin to see more than spectacle: atmosphere, settlement, memory, ownership, mood, modernity, perhaps even the faint suspicion that landscape is never innocent once people start naming it, painting it, selling it, and hanging it in drawing rooms. It is art history doing what art history does best: revealing that even a peaceful-looking view contains quite a lot of human intention. And what views they must be. New Zealand, after all, is one of those countries that behaves like an overachiever in visual terms. Lakes that look invented. Mountains with the dramatic timing of opera singers. Coastlines determined to be noticed. Skies apparently unwilling to settle for mere background duty. One imagines that the poor artists barely stood a chance. The landscape is doing at least half the work already, leaving them to decide whether to worship it, interpret it, tame it, or produce something tasteful enough for a gallery wall without simply writing “look at this” underneath. This 1990 Auckland City Art Gallery publication has exactly the right aura for the subject: serious but attractive, scholarly without becoming a punishment, and likely filled with the sort of plates that make you involuntarily slow down and stare a bit. It sounds like the kind of art book that belongs equally well on a coffee table, a studio shelf, or in the possession of someone who says “tonal qualities” with complete sincerity. In other words, ideal Crappy Old Books material. As a Good condition copy, it promises the sensible virtues one hopes for in an illustrated art book: sound, presentable, and ready to resume its duties as a portable museum for the visually inclined. Perhaps it has already lived a respectable life among gallery-goers, students, homes with large windows, or travellers who returned from New Zealand convinced the place had no business being that scenic. Now it stands ready for its next custodian, who may be an art lover, a collector, an armchair traveller, or simply someone who enjoys books that make landscapes look more meaningful than one’s own commute. There is also a pleasing irony in landscape art books generally. They allow one to admire vast wilderness, light, distance, and elemental grandeur while sitting indoors with a cup of tea, in weather entirely of one’s choosing. No mud, no midges, no carrying easels up slopes, no sudden rain ruining one’s transcendent communion with nature. Just two centuries of carefully curated visual awe, conveniently flattened into pages. So Two Centuries of New Zealand Landscape Art offers rather more than a procession of pretty scenes. It is a record of vision, of culture, of changing ways of looking at land and, through it, at nationhood itself. Thoughtful, handsome, and full of the sort of quiet authority that makes a room feel more educated merely by containing it, this is exactly the kind of volume Crappy Old Books is delighted to send back into circulation. A grand, civilised survey of beauty, identity, and the longstanding human urge to stand in front of a magnificent view and say, in effect, “this ought to be painted.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6065/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/two-centuries-of-new-zealand-landscape-art-mar-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Auckland City Art Gallery 9780864631732 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6063 Piano by JohnPaul Williams Piano is one of those books whose title displays a magnificent lack of fuss. Not The Complete Illustrated Emotional Journey of the Pianoforte Through Civilisation, not Unlocking the Hidden Secrets of Keyboard Mastery, just Piano. A single word. Eighty-eight keys’ worth of confidence. The sort of title that suggests the book knows perfectly well that the instrument has already done enough of the talking. And what an instrument it is. The piano is that rare object which manages to be both elegant furniture and a machine for dramatic collapse. It sits there in the corner looking polished and respectable, then suddenly becomes the vehicle for Beethovenian thunder, smoky jazz regret, drawing-room gentility, parental ambition, exam trauma, and the lingering memory of someone in the next room practising the same bar for forty-five minutes in 1997. A book devoted to it has a lot to live up to, and this handsome volume rises to the occasion by treating the piano not merely as an instrument, but as a cultural monument with legs—well, usually three. Published by Slovart in 2003, this looks very much like the sort of beautifully produced book that understands people enjoy music with their eyes as well as their ears. One imagines rich photography, fine design, glossy pages, and the sort of visual authority that allows a book to rest on a coffee table and silently imply that its owner may, at any moment, have opinions about Bösendorfers. Even if those opinions are limited to “that one looks expensive,” the effect is the same. This is the kind of volume that flatters the room. Naturally, the piano itself is a gloriously overqualified piece of domestic equipment. It can whisper, rage, charm, accompany, dominate, educate, torment, and impress neighbours. It has been the chosen instrument of prodigies, romantics, film composers, cocktail-lounge survivors, and children who were told they would thank their parents later. Entire emotional civilisations have been built on those keys. The piano is where discipline meets melodrama, where mathematics is briefly allowed to wear velvet, and where middle-class aspiration historically went to stretch its fingers. A book like this, then, is not simply about hammers and strings. It is about taste, history, craft, and the peculiar way the piano became shorthand for seriousness. Nobody points solemnly at a kazoo and says, “Ah yes, the instrument of civilisation.” But a piano? That is another matter entirely. A piano suggests lessons, recitals, composers with difficult hair, and houses where people once believed culture could be improved by putting a large wooden rectangle in the parlour. This book almost certainly understands that, and celebrates it with the right mixture of admiration and visual splendour. This copy, sold by Crappy Old Books in Very Good condition, sounds especially appealing because illustrated music books have a habit of either being lovingly kept or absolutely destroyed by casual existence. A Very Good copy means you get the pleasure without the tea stains of history. It should still look refined enough to justify its place in the house, whether you are a genuine piano devotee, a general lover of beautiful books, or simply someone who wants visitors to assume there may be a sonata unfolding just out of sight. There is also something deliciously ironic about owning a piano book rather than a piano. Much cheaper, for a start. Far easier to tune. Considerably less likely to need specialist removal men or cause floor-related anxiety. You can enjoy the grandeur, craftsmanship, and aura of the instrument without ever having to attempt a scale in front of another human being. It is all the romance of the thing, with very few of the consequences. So Piano is likely to be one of those volumes that works on several levels at once: part celebration of an instrument, part design object, part gift to anyone who has ever loved the look, sound, or mythology of the keyboard. It is cultured without shouting, handsome without vulgarity, and specific in the satisfying way only a really well-made single-subject book can be. In other words, exactly the sort of treasure Crappy Old Books likes to rescue from the world and place into the hands of someone who will appreciate that a book can be both informative and gloriously unnecessary in the very best sense. A lovely, elegant volume about one of civilisation’s greatest machines for organised feeling. No tuning required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6063/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/piano-mar-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Slovart 9788072094738 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6062 Marxism and Law by Hugh Collins Marxism and Law is one of those splendidly uncompromising titles that sounds less like a book and more like a challenge. It does not sidle up to the reader with anecdotes, glossy diagrams, or promises of instant transformation. It simply places two enormous, slightly alarming concepts on the cover and waits to see who is brave enough to continue. Fortunately, Hugh Collins is an excellent guide through this rather serious territory, and what might at first seem like a forbidding slab of theory turns out to be a sharp, provocative, and surprisingly lively exploration of what law is really doing when it pretends merely to be law. Because that, of course, is the whole fun of it. Law likes to present itself as neutral, sober, above the fray: a calm referee in a wig, blowing a whistle over society’s various unfortunate collisions. Marxism, by contrast, strolls in and asks whether the referee might in fact be employed by the stadium owners, trained by the same people who sold the tickets, and perhaps quietly invested in the outcome. Collins takes that tension seriously and examines how legal systems relate to power, class, capitalism, property, contracts, and all the other respectable mechanisms by which modern life keeps itself looking orderly while quietly arranging who gets what. This is not to say the book is all revolutionary thunder and abstract slogans. Quite the opposite. Its intelligence lies in its calmness. Rather than simply shouting that law is an instrument of domination and calling it a day, Collins works through the arguments with care, clarity, and a proper scholar’s patience. He looks at the ways Marxist thinkers have interpreted law, the problems in those interpretations, and the awkward reality that legal systems can appear both oppressive and protective at the same time. Which is inconvenient, certainly, but also what makes the whole subject interesting. And interesting it is, in the best possible way. This is the sort of book that quietly rearranges how you look at ordinary things. Contracts stop seeming like mere paperwork and start looking like little capsules of economic power. Property law begins to resemble not a natural fact but a carefully maintained social arrangement. Rights, duties, obligations, institutions—all the stately furniture of legal life—suddenly acquire hidden hinges and suspicious foundations. One starts out reading about jurisprudence and ends up peering at society itself like a detective inspecting a very respectable drawing room for bloodstains. There is also something wonderfully British about this kind of Oxford University Press paperback: compact, serious, quietly formidable, and entirely unbothered by the possibility that some readers might prefer not to think too hard. It belongs to that noble tradition of books that assume intelligence rather than trying to flatter it. No neon promises, no desperate simplifications, just a proper engagement with difficult ideas. In a more vulgar age, that feels almost heroic. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this Good condition copy has exactly the right sort of dignity. It has likely survived student essays, late-night underlining, legal-theory seminars, ideological enthusiasm, ideological disillusionment, and perhaps a few arguments beginning with the phrase “well, actually, if you read Collins…” It now waits for a new owner: perhaps a law student wanting to complicate their understanding of the subject, perhaps a political reader curious about legal structure, or perhaps simply someone who enjoys books that make capitalism feel less like weather and more like design. What makes Marxism and Law especially satisfying is that it inhabits that fine space between doctrine and doubt. It is not merely a hymn to one worldview, nor a smug dismissal of it. Instead, it is an intelligent working-through of a powerful tradition of criticism, asking what Marxism can reveal about law without pretending the answers are always neat. That gives it real life. It argues, questions, probes, and keeps the machinery turning. So here we have a book for readers who like their paperbacks thoughtful, unsettling, and faintly subversive. A book that politely removes the mask from legal neutrality, then hands it back and asks you to inspect the stitching. In short: an excellent volume for anyone interested in law, politics, power, or the cheerful destruction of simplistic assumptions. Crappy Old Books is, naturally, delighted to offer exactly this sort of compact intellectual grenade. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6062/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marxism-and-law-mar-2026.jpg 3.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192851444 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6059 An Essay on the Principle of Population by TR Malthus An Essay on the Principle of Population is one of those books that has spent more than two centuries making people deeply uncomfortable, which is usually a sign that it has either touched a nerve or arrived far too early to be invited back to dinner. Thomas Robert Malthus, with the buoyant optimism of a man attending his own funeral, set out to explain that populations tend to increase faster than the food supply, and that this, regrettably, might lead to famine, misery, and a general shortage of cheerful assumptions about human progress. In other words, this is not a feel-good classic. It is not The Wind in the Willows. It is not even one of those old books that pretends things will be fine if everyone simply applies themselves and keeps a stiff upper lip. Malthus peers at society and says, in effect, that nature has rather strict rules about arithmetic, and that sentimentality does not count as agricultural policy. It is bleak, clever, influential, and the literary equivalent of someone calmly explaining over pudding that civilisation may have limits after all. What makes the book so fascinating is that Malthus has become one of those rare thinkers whose surname turned into an adjective. To be “Malthusian” is to be accused, depending on who is speaking, of realism, pessimism, cold-heartedness, or simply knowing how numbers work. His ideas haunted economics, social theory, public policy, colonial thinking, environmental debate, and countless arguments about scarcity, class, poverty, and whether humanity is a brilliantly adaptive species or just very good at overshooting the buffet table. Agree with him or not, you are dealing here with a book that did not merely join the conversation but barged in, overturned the furniture, and stayed for centuries. This 1973 J. M. Dent edition has the particularly satisfying air of a serious reprint for serious readers, from that noble publishing tradition in which difficult, foundational texts were issued without apology and with the apparent assumption that ordinary people might wish to wrestle with them on a train. It belongs to that fine mid-century habit of making intellectual trouble available in sober covers. There is something reassuring about that. If society must be told its prospects are mathematically constrained, at least let it be in a nicely produced hardback or paperback from a reputable house. As a copy sold by Crappy Old Books, this one comes in Good condition, which feels somehow fitting for a work so concerned with limits, pressure, and the stern realities of existence. It has survived the demographic storms of the modern world well enough, and now waits patiently for a new owner who may approach it out of curiosity, historical interest, economic masochism, or the quiet desire to own a book capable of alarming an entire dinner party merely by lying face-up on the coffee table. And really, that is part of its charm. This is not just a book; it is a portable argument. A compact historical device for introducing tension into any room. It asks whether abundance can last, whether optimism has boundaries, and whether humanity has ever been quite as in control of its fate as it likes to imagine. Light holiday reading it is not. But for anyone drawn to the grand old classics of doom, policy, and impolite arithmetic, An Essay on the Principle of Population remains an impressively austere delight. A masterpiece of intelligent gloom, and a splendidly unsettling addition to the Crappy Old Books shelves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6059/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-essay-on-the-principle-of-population-mar-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent 9780460006927 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6057 The EU - An Obituary by John R Gillingham Ah, The EU – An Obituary. Not so much a book as a politely sharpened dagger slipped between the pages of modern history, wrapped in academic footnotes and served with a side of dry, knowing wit. John R. Gillingham—clearly not one for timid tea-and-biscuit commentary—sets out to write the European Union’s farewell speech while the patient is still very much sitting upright, adjusting its tie, and insisting everything is fine. This is not your standard “how Brussels works” primer. No, this is a post-mortem conducted mid-conversation, where the author calmly examines the organs of integration, bureaucracy, and ambition, and wonders aloud whether the whole grand project quietly expired somewhere between treaty revisions and technocratic optimism. What makes this particularly delicious is the tone: not wild-eyed ranting, but the sort of composed, almost affectionate scepticism that suggests Gillingham once believed in the dream—perhaps even toasted it—before noticing the plumbing didn’t quite connect. It’s history, economics, and political critique, all delivered with the air of a professor who has seen too many committees and lived to tell the tale. For the reader, it becomes a strangely compelling experience. You begin expecting a polemic and instead find a measured dismantling, piece by piece, like someone taking apart an elaborate clock to show you exactly where it stopped ticking—and why no one wanted to admit it. Whether you agree or not is almost beside the point; the pleasure is in watching the argument unfold with quiet precision. This particular copy, offered in As New condition by Crappy Old Books (a name that continues to defy reality with alarming consistency), arrives looking far more alive than the institution it describes. Crisp, clean, and entirely untroubled by existential decline, it sits on your shelf as both a conversation starter and a subtle provocation—ideal for those moments when you want your reading material to raise an eyebrow rather than a flag. In short: a eulogy, a critique, and perhaps a slightly mischievous act of intellectual vandalism—all bound neatly in Verso’s dependable covers. Whether you see it as prophecy, heresy, or just very well-informed grumbling, it’s a book that invites you to reconsider a very large idea… preferably with a cup of something strong and a willingness to be quietly unsettled. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6057/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-eu-an-obituary-mar-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Verso 9781784784249 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6056 The Angry Mountain by Hammond Innes There are adventure novels, and then there are Hammond Innes novels, which tend to feel as though they were written by a man who had personally inspected the terrain, distrusted comfort, and regarded danger as an excellent structural principle for fiction. The Angry Mountain, published here in a 1970 Fontana Books edition, is exactly the kind of title that promises hardship, menace, geography with opinions, and human beings making brave or foolish decisions in places where nature is unlikely to offer sympathy. And what a title it is. The Angry Mountain does not bother with ambiguity. This is not A Slightly Irritated Hill. This is a mountain, and it is angry, which immediately suggests that the landscape itself may be one of the novel’s chief antagonists. Innes was very good at that sort of thing. He understood that real adventure does not happen in blank, interchangeable scenery. It happens in places that matter: mountains, seas, ice, deserts, remote frontiers, difficult countries where the weather alone could invalidate your plans before breakfast. His settings are never decorative. They are active participants in the trouble. Originally published during the war years, and still potent in this later paperback form, The Angry Mountain carries that classic Innes blend of urgency, movement and moral pressure. He was never merely a writer of derring-do. Beneath the action, there is always strain: people tested by extreme circumstances, loyalties under pressure, decisions made with too little time and too much at stake. He writes the kind of fiction in which a landscape can become a moral theatre, forcing the characters to reveal whether they are brave, desperate, loyal, weak, cunning or simply doomed by geography. There is something distinctly satisfying about Hammond Innes as a phenomenon. He belongs to that sturdy tradition of British adventure writing where the prose is brisk, the stakes are serious, and the reader is expected to find mountains, coastlines, sabotage, war, escape and endurance inherently interesting without the help of ironic self-commentary every third paragraph. He writes as though peril is enough. Quite right too. A mountain in wartime need not apologise for being dramatic. The wartime setting gives the book extra weight. Innes was particularly good at making conflict feel lived-in rather than merely staged. The danger is not abstract. It is physical, immediate, and tied to the larger realities of occupation, resistance, survival and the terrifying inconvenience of war in difficult country. One imagines cliffs, villages, passes, fear, movement by night, and the constant awareness that both men and landscape may turn against you. This is adventure fiction with grit under its fingernails. There is also a lovely irony in the way books like this now sit so neatly on shelves. Once, they would have delivered readers into urgent worlds of escape and high tension; now they rest politely between other paperbacks, looking almost domestic. But open the covers and the old machinery still works: the sense of exposure, the hard edges of place, the pressure of events. Good adventure fiction ages rather well because danger, unlike fashion, requires very little updating. This Good copy has the honest appeal of a paperback that has likely already given one or two readers a highly satisfactory excursion into stress, hardship and dramatic topography. A good adventure paperback ought to look at least faintly seasoned. Too pristine, and it seems untested. This one has the respectable air of a book that understands its duties. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name continues to libel its own stock, this is a fine find for readers of classic adventure fiction, wartime suspense, and novels in which the setting is as formidable as any villain. The Angry Mountain offers exactly what Hammond Innes did so well: danger, motion, endurance, and the strong possibility that survival will require more than luck. Which, really, is what one wants from a proper mountain. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6056/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-angry-mountain-mar-2026.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6055 Dark Season by Russell T Davies Before he was a household name, a television institution, and one of the great architects of modern British screen storytelling, Russell T Davies was already doing something extremely suspicious: writing clever, unsettling, gleefully odd fiction for younger readers that treated children as though they might actually enjoy ideas, danger, atmosphere and a light seasoning of technological paranoia. Dark Season, published in 1991 by the BBC, is a marvellous specimen of that early energy — part school story, part sci-fi menace, part conspiracy thriller, and wholly unwilling to patronise its audience. This is the sort of book that emerges from that glorious late-80s/early-90s zone of children’s television and tie-in fiction where adults had not yet fully decided that younger audiences needed everything softened, rounded off, and nutritionally balanced for emotional safety. Instead, Dark Season offers mystery, unease, strange happenings and the delicious possibility that something is very wrong indeed beneath the surface of ordinary life. Which, as generations of children have discovered, is exactly the right ingredient for a memorable story. The title itself is excellent. Dark Season sounds ominous without being overblown. It suggests weather, mood, threat, and perhaps the arrival of something unnatural just beyond the edge of routine. It has that perfect chill of a phrase that could mean several things at once, all of them slightly worrying. A title like this does not promise gentle pony-based enrichment. It promises that somebody, somewhere, has tampered with normality, and that a group of intelligent young people may have to sort it out because the grown-ups are, as so often in fiction, distracted, compromised, or embarrassingly useless. What makes Russell T Davies so distinctive, even this early, is the sense that his stories move with wit and confidence while never losing their emotional intelligence. He understands pace. He understands dialogue. He understands that young protagonists should be capable, funny, and properly engaged with the business of the plot rather than merely being ferried through it by adult exposition. That is one of the great pleasures of books like this: they trust the reader to keep up. They know that children and teenagers do not in fact require dullness in order to feel secure. There is also something wonderfully period-specific about Dark Season. Published in 1991, it belongs to that fascinating pre-internet moment when technology in fiction still felt glamorous, faintly unknowable, and ripe for sinister misuse. Computers were no longer science-fiction props, but nor had they yet become boring household appliances full of passwords and software updates. They retained mystery. Threat. Aura. A book like this could exploit that brilliantly, making the machinery of modernity feel uncanny in a way that now reads as both nostalgic and oddly sharp. And of course there is a quiet irony in encountering early Russell T Davies in this form. Readers coming backwards from his later fame may feel a particular pleasure in spotting the instincts already in place: the flair for youth-oriented drama, the sense of looming threat, the combination of intelligence and entertainment, the refusal to talk down to the audience. It is always satisfying to find the seeds of later greatness in an earlier work, especially when the result is not merely “interesting juvenilia” but a genuinely enjoyable story in its own right. The BBC publication adds another layer of charm. There was once something wonderfully confident about BBC books and programme tie-ins — a sense that children’s drama, speculative weirdness, and educationally adjacent peril could all coexist happily under one institutional roof. It feels now like a relic of a more adventurous broadcasting culture, when someone presumably looked at a dark, brainy children’s serial and thought, quite sensibly, “Yes, let’s also make this a book.” This Good copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has the pleasingly solid condition of a book that may well have been read by exactly the sort of sharp young reader it was written for, and has come through the decades ready to do the job again. A good copy of Dark Season feels right: presentable, readable, and just weathered enough to suggest a life beyond mere shelving. A cracking find for readers of vintage children’s fiction, BBC-related curios, early Russell T Davies, and anyone who enjoys a smart young-person’s story with menace, brains and atmosphere, Dark Season is a reminder that the best children’s fiction is never merely childish. It is strange, tense, funny, inventive and just dark enough to feel dangerous — which is precisely why it lasts. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6055/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dark-season-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BBC 9780563362654 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6054 Forfeit by Dick Francis There are some titles that do half the work before you’ve even opened the book, and Forfeit is one of them. It is short, sharp, and carries the unmistakable whiff of penalty, loss, and rules being broken in expensive surroundings. Which makes it, of course, an ideal Dick Francis title. Published in 1975 by Pan Books, this is another elegant excursion into Francis’s favourite territory: the racing world, where money, prestige, danger and very bad behaviour coexist beneath a polished surface of manners, breeding and respectable tailoring. Francis had a genius for taking the world of horse racing — a milieu dense with status, money, expertise, nerves and old loyalties — and revealing it as the perfect ecosystem for suspense. You need not know the first thing about racing to feel the pressure in his books. He makes the whole world legible at once: the owners, the trainers, the gamblers, the hangers-on, the ambition, the fragility of reputation, and the constant possibility that somebody somewhere has decided to cheat, threaten, steal or injure in the pursuit of advantage. In Francis, the stables may be tidy, but human motives rarely are. The title Forfeit is especially pleasing because it suggests consequence. Not just danger, but the idea that something valuable may have to be surrendered: money, status, trust, safety, perhaps all four before chapter twelve. Francis was very good at that sense of encroaching cost. His novels are not merely about crime occurring; they are about decent, competent people being forced to reckon with what they stand to lose once corruption and violence press in on ordinary life. The race is never only on the track. There is always another contest underneath, usually nastier and much less regulated. What keeps Francis so readable, decade after decade, is his extraordinary control. He writes with the calm efficiency of a man who understands exactly how suspense works and sees no need to waste a sentence proving it. His heroes are often intelligent, practical men who would greatly prefer not to be dragged into a nest of blackmail, extortion, sabotage or worse, but who possess the deeply inconvenient habit of persisting once they sense that something is wrong. That combination — professional competence plus moral stubbornness — is one of the great engines of the Francis novel. And the settings matter. Francis understood that the racing world is not just picturesque backdrop. It is integral to the tension. Horses are valuable, people are invested, reputations are brittle, and the money can be enormous. Add to this the veneer of civility that clings to much of British sporting life and you have the ideal thriller environment: polished enough to be interesting, ruthless enough to be dangerous. There is always something delicious about the way Francis lets violence and fear seep into these outwardly ordered spaces. The more respectable the setting, the more satisfying the disruption. There is also something gloriously British in the understatement of it all. A title like Forfeit sounds almost legalistic, almost restrained, as though one might simply lose a point or concede a minor procedural advantage. In a Francis novel, however, such tidy language generally masks a much messier reality. This is part of the pleasure. The books understand that British life often prefers to discuss catastrophe in tones suitable for a cancelled garden party. One does not panic. One merely notes that matters have become awkward. This Good copy has the honest, reassuring appeal of a proper thriller paperback that has likely already lived a useful life: read on trains, by bedside lamps, or during holidays where the intention was “something light” and the result was several hours of extremely efficient tension. A good Francis paperback ought to look as though it has been enjoyed. It was not made to languish untouched in decorative stillness. It was made to be read briskly by someone who appreciates a civilised setting descending into peril. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name remains one of the more inaccurate descriptions in retail, this is a fine copy for readers of classic thrillers, racing fiction, and suspense built on brains, pressure and the dangerous underestimation of decent people. Forfeit is Dick Francis doing what he did superbly: taking a world of order, value and reputation, then introducing trouble so expertly that surrender is never merely a sporting term. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6054/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/forfeit-mar-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330025324 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6053 Enquiry by Dick Francis There are some thriller titles that practically come with their own soundtrack, and Enquiry is one of them. It is a wonderfully restrained word for a novel by Dick Francis, because an enquiry in ordinary life suggests a polite question, a little administrative curiosity, perhaps a letter on headed paper. In a Dick Francis novel, however, an enquiry is far more likely to involve danger, secrets, pressure, injured honour, and at least one decent man discovering that the simple search for truth has made him inconvenient to people who would very much prefer the truth remained unattended. Published in 1978 by Pan Books, Enquiry belongs to Francis’s wonderfully efficient world of racing, money, status, professional codes and hidden malice. He had the rare gift of making the horse-racing world feel both highly specific and universally gripping. You did not need to know a fetlock from a furlong to understand that this was a world dense with hierarchy, risk, prestige and quietly simmering hostility. That was his genius: he took a specialist milieu and turned it into a perfectly tuned machine for suspense. The title is classic Francis understatement. Enquiry sounds so modest, so official, so faintly clerical. It suggests forms, questions, procedure. Yet this is exactly why it works so well. Francis loved that gap between the respectable surface and the much nastier reality underneath. Behind the neat word lurks the possibility of scandal, corruption, manipulation and violence. In his fiction, civilisation is often just a polished crust over fear and greed, especially when money and reputation are involved. A simple enquiry, then, is never simple for long. What makes Francis so enduringly readable is his understanding that thrillers work best when the hero is not some indestructible action puppet but a capable, intelligent person who would much rather not be dragged into serious trouble and yet keeps going anyway. His protagonists often have professional skill, personal decency, and a dangerous tendency to persist once they realise something is wrong. This is catnip for readers. We do not merely want peril; we want peril endured by someone sensible enough to recognise it and stubborn enough not to back away. The racing backdrop adds its own distinct flavour. Francis knew that horse racing was a near-perfect setting for suspense: glamour at the top, anxiety underneath, and everywhere the pressure of money, breeding, ownership, reputation and ambition. It is a world of outward order and inward nerves, of polished paddocks and grubby motives. In other words, an ideal habitat for crime. He writes it all with such calm authority that the reader is never in doubt: yes, terrible things can happen here, and yes, they can happen while everyone is still wearing tweed and speaking politely. There is also something wonderfully British about the whole operation. Francis excels at that specific tension between civility and menace. The settings may be respectable, the speech measured, the institutions venerable, but none of this prevents blackmail, assault, fraud or general wickedness from going briskly about its business. Indeed, one rather feels that the bad behaviour is only made more effective by the surrounding manners. A thriller in a properly chaotic setting is one thing. A thriller in a world of organised respectability is much more satisfying. And then there is the deeper pleasure of Francis’s prose itself: brisk, controlled, economical, never wasteful. He knows exactly how much detail to give, exactly when to tighten the screws, exactly how to make the reader think, “I’ll just do one more chapter,” and then discover they are somehow eighty pages further on and mildly tense. It is craftsmanship of a very high order, so smooth that it can be mistaken for simplicity. It is not simple. It is precise. This Good copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has the honest appeal of a thriller that has likely already done what it was born to do: keep someone company through an evening, a train journey, a holiday, or a rainy Sunday while steadily increasing their blood pressure in the most enjoyable way. A good Francis paperback feels right in the hand precisely because these books were made to be read, not merely admired from a shelf with academic solemnity. A fine find for readers of classic thrillers, racing fiction and suspense built on competence, tension and very bad people making the mistake of underestimating a decent man, Enquiry is Dick Francis doing what he did best. A neat title, a dangerous question, a civilised setting, and the strong likelihood that before long somebody will regret having attracted the wrong sort of attention. Which, really, is exactly what you want. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6053/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/enquiry-mar-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330026741 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6052 The Darling Buds of May by HE Bates There are novels that concern themselves with anguish, alienation and the collapse of civilisation, and then there is The Darling Buds of May, which turns up with sunshine, food, rural abundance, and the firm impression that life might actually be rather lovely if only one had enough strawberries, charm, and a family quite so gloriously unbothered by official fussiness. H. E. Bates, published here in a 1973 Penguin Books edition, offers one of the most enduringly seductive visions of English country life ever committed to paper — though, as ever, the England in question is slightly more golden, more generous, and better fed than the one most people actually experienced. At the centre of it all is the unforgettable Pop Larkin and his exuberant, pleasure-loving household in rural Kent: a family who seem to move through life as though it were a long summer afternoon designed expressly for their enjoyment. Pop is one of those great fictional creations who treats rules, paperwork and officialdom not so much with contempt as with cheerful irrelevance. He is too busy living. Too busy eating, drinking, bargaining, charming, and generally proving that civilisation may well have taken a wrong turn somewhere around the invention of tax forms. The title itself is beautiful — The Darling Buds of May — all blossom, promise and lyrical English softness. It sounds like a line from poetry because, of course, it is, and it immediately sets the tone for a book drenched in sensuality of the least scandalous and most irresistible kind: fields, orchards, food, warmth, abundance, laughter, and the distinct sense that someone is about to pour another drink whether you need one or not. Bates understood that pleasure, when properly written, can be every bit as compelling as misery, and far more inviting. What makes the novel so appealing is that it is not simply quaint. It is lush. It revels in physical life: meals, weather, fruit, flesh, comfort, appetite, and all the rich ordinary luxuries of being alive in the right season and in the right company. The Larkins’ world is one of informal plenty, a kind of rural Eden where scarcity and regulation are held at bay by sheer force of personality. There is something deeply mischievous in that. The book quietly proposes that happiness may depend less on propriety than on appetite and generosity, which is a dangerous thought to put into a reader’s head. And naturally there is a delicious irony to the whole enterprise. The Larkins have become cultural shorthand for a certain fantasy of England: rustic, warm-hearted, sunlit, overflowing with food and affectionate disorder. Real rural life, then as now, was rather more complicated, muddy and economically constrained. But that is part of the magic. The Darling Buds of May is not a census report. It is a pastoral seduction. It offers readers the England they would quite like to believe in — a place where the fruit is ripe, the family is noisy, the outsider is absorbed, and the bureaucratic state can be fobbed off until next week. Bates writes all this with a lightness that is very easy to underestimate. The prose carries that enviable ease which makes charm look effortless while doing a great deal of work underneath. He captures not just place but mood, and mood is the whole point here. This is a book to sink into. It does not demand grim moral labour from the reader. It invites delight, and does so with such confidence that resistance begins to feel faintly perverse. This Very Good Penguin copy has survived beautifully, which feels entirely fitting for a novel so full of ripeness and good things preserved in memory. It remains an excellent, attractive reading copy, ready to charm a new owner into believing, at least for a few hours, that life could be organised around orchards, family vitality, and a healthy suspicion of official interference. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name remains hilariously inaccurate, this is a lovely copy for readers of classic English fiction, rural comedy, and novels that understand the civilising importance of good food, warm weather and not taking authority too seriously. The Darling Buds of May is a book for anyone who has ever suspected that the best answer to modern life might be to go outside, pour a drink, and let Pop Larkin handle it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6052/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-darling-buds-of-may-mar-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140016024 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6051 Bonecrack by Dick Francis There are thrillers that creep politely onto the scene, and then there are Dick Francis novels, which tend to arrive already saddled, booted, and moving at a brisk professional gallop toward danger. Bonecrack, published in 1978 by Pan Books, is exactly the sort of title that promises trouble with admirable efficiency. It sounds violent, expensive, and faintly medical, which turns out to be a very Dick Francis combination indeed. Francis had one of the most enviable talents in popular fiction: he could take the highly specialised world of horse racing — all its owners, trainers, jockeys, bloodstock, money, status and nerves — and turn it into a setting for suspense so convincing that even readers with no interest in racing suddenly found themselves deeply invested in the fate of people they would never trust with their car keys. That was his genius. He understood that racing was not merely a sport. It was a whole ecosystem of pressure, prestige, greed, risk and barely concealed panic, which is practically begging to become a thriller. And then there is the title: Bonecrack. Marvelous. Brutal. Efficient. It sounds like either a racehorse, an injury, a villain’s nickname, or the exact noise made when things go badly wrong. With Francis, of course, it could very easily be more than one of those at once. He was excellent at titles that managed to be sharp, ominous and entirely at home in the racing world, while also sounding as though a perfectly respectable English gentleman was about to be dragged into serious peril whether he liked it or not. That is another of Francis’s great pleasures: his heroes are often competent, decent, slightly burdened men who would very much prefer not to be dealing with kidnapping, violence, corruption, blackmail or assorted criminal unpleasantness, but who end up doing so because they possess the one quality most thrillers require in a protagonist — they keep going. Francis understood that courage looks better when it is mixed with pain, reluctance and sheer bloody-mindedness. His characters are rarely swaggering supermen. They are more often intelligent professionals trying to hold themselves together while the world attempts to dismantle them. One of the reasons Francis remains so readable is that he could make expertise exciting. The books are packed with the practical realities of racing life, but never in a showy or ponderous way. Instead, the detail gives the novels their nerve. You feel the money, the danger, the class tensions, the strain of reputation, the sheer amount at stake when horses, ownership and criminal interests collide. He writes a world in which elegance and violence sit a little too close together, which is always good for fiction. There is also something wonderfully British about the whole enterprise. Here are novels set among racecourses, country houses, professional codes and tightly managed manners, yet under the surface lurk extortion, assault, deceit and very bad behaviour indeed. It is as though the entire polite structure of upper-middle and racing England is forever one nasty incident away from becoming a crime scene. Francis mined this tension beautifully. Respectability, in his hands, is never far from menace. This Very Good copy has survived admirably, which is more than can usually be said for the comfort levels of Francis’s protagonists by the final chapter. It remains an excellent example of the kind of paperback that once sat in holiday bags, on bedside tables, or beside armchairs ready to deliver a few hours of highly efficient suspense. A very good copy of Bonecrack has exactly the right appeal: crisp enough to please, but still fully prepared to be read at speed by someone who knows Dick Francis is not really a writer one samples slowly. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name remains a standing insult to its own stock, this is a fine find for readers of classic thrillers, racing fiction, and tightly constructed suspense with brains, bruises and good manners under pressure. Bonecrack is Dick Francis doing what he did best: taking a polished world, introducing danger, and then forcing decent people to endure an extraordinary amount of trouble in order to restore order. Which, really, is what thrillers are for. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6051/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bonecrack-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330234474 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6049 The Poems by Dylan Thomas There are poets, and then there is Dylan Thomas, who seems less like a mere writer than a force of weather passing through the English language at slightly theatrical speed. The Poems, published in 1990 by J. M. Dent, gathers the work of a poet who has long occupied that rare territory where lyric beauty, sonic richness, Welsh intensity, and full-throated verbal splendour all meet and agree to be magnificently excessive together. Thomas is one of those writers whose reputation arrives in advance of him: lush, musical, haunted, brilliant, difficult in places, unforgettable in others, and forever accompanied by the faint sound of someone somewhere trying to quote Do not go gentle into that good night in a tone of grave conviction. Quite right too. His poetry is not shy. It does not sidle into the room apologising for its imagery. It arrives ablaze with sound, rhythm, flesh, death, time, childhood, sex, sea-light, biblical thunder, and the deeply inconvenient fact that language can still be beautiful enough to make ordinary prose look like it forgot to dress properly. What makes Thomas so enduring is that he wrote poems which feel intensely alive on the tongue. Even before one has fully unpacked the meanings, one can hear them working. This is poetry as music, as incantation, as tide and breath and bell. The lines often seem built to be spoken aloud, rolled round the mouth, felt physically as much as intellectually. It is no surprise that Thomas became such a legendary reader of his own work. His poems do not merely ask to be read; they rather insist on being voiced, as if the page is only their first stage of existence. There is, of course, a delicious irony in the title’s stark simplicity: The Poems. Not Selected Poems, not Collected Lyrical Masterpieces, not Songs for the Mortal and the Moon-Drowned. Just The Poems — as if no further adornment were needed. And perhaps none is. When the poet is Dylan Thomas, one can afford a little confidence. The title has the plain authority of a church door or a brass plaque. These are the poems. You know where you are. And what poems they are: meditations on mortality, childhood, growth, decay, memory and the body, all rendered in a language so charged that even the natural world seems to be speaking in symbols. Thomas’s work has that glorious quality of being at once deeply rooted and faintly mythic. He can make a village, a farm, a hill, a body, a season feel at once entirely particular and cosmically significant. In lesser hands this would be absurd. In his it becomes inevitable. There is also something wonderfully inconvenient about poetry of this quality. It refuses to stay tidy. It does not lend itself especially well to the brisk utilitarian mind. It asks for attention, for rereading, for surrender to sound and image, and occasionally for the reader to admit that not every great poem will immediately explain itself like a bus timetable. This is part of the pleasure. Thomas is not a poet of thin clarity and neat moral summaries. He is a poet of pulse and pressure, of language doing more than it strictly needs to, because that excess is where the life is. This 1990 J. M. Dent edition has the added appeal of presenting Thomas in a handsome, sensible form: the sort of volume one can actually live with, return to, and shelve among other serious books while quietly knowing that most of them are less sonorous. A copy in Good condition feels exactly right. A poetry book ought to look as though it has been opened, revisited, perhaps underlined by someone briefly determined to understand the human condition through Welsh lyric intensity. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose self-deprecation remains one of the least accurate names in retail, this is a fine copy for readers of poetry, lovers of language, admirers of Dylan Thomas, and anyone who suspects that literature should occasionally sound as though it has swallowed thunder. The Poems is not background reading. It is not decorative. It is rich, resonant, difficult, dazzling and gloriously overqualified for a quiet evening — which is precisely why it belongs on the shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6049/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-poems-mar-2026.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent 9780460012997 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6048 Postmodern Fables by Jean-Francois Lyotard Some books politely explain themselves. Postmodern Fables is not especially interested in that sort of vulgar accessibility. Jean-François Lyotard, published here by the University of Minnesota Press in 2003, offers the reader that rare and increasingly endangered experience: a serious intellectual work that expects you to meet it halfway, possibly while frowning slightly and wondering whether modernity was, in retrospect, a terrible administrative overreach. Lyotard, of course, is one of the great names of postmodern thought, which means he has spent a good deal of time being cited, debated, misunderstood, revered, caricatured and blamed for things he almost certainly did not do. His name tends to hover over conversations about knowledge, culture, technology, legitimacy, language and the collapse of grand explanatory systems, usually in tones suggesting that everyone involved has either read him very carefully or not at all. Postmodern Fables belongs squarely in that world: the world of ideas under pressure, stories about knowledge, and the uneasy suspicion that the modern world has been narrating itself rather too confidently. The title is marvellous. Postmodern Fables sounds at once ancient and theoretical, as if Aesop had been reassigned to a late twentieth-century seminar on systems theory. A fable is meant to teach, to simplify, to moralise through story. Add postmodern, however, and suddenly the whole enterprise becomes suspicious, self-aware, and faintly amused by its own impossibility. Can one even have a fable once the authority of tidy moral endings has dissolved into competing language games and fractured legitimacies? Lyotard, being Lyotard, is exactly the sort of thinker to ask that question and then answer it in a way that leaves everyone reaching for a pencil. What makes books like this rewarding is that they are not merely about one subject. They are about the way subjects are constituted, narrated and authorised in the first place. Lyotard is deeply interested in how knowledge works, who gets to validate it, and what happens when the old legitimising narratives lose their grip. That may sound abstract, but it has the rather inconvenient habit of turning out to matter everywhere: in science, politics, education, art, media, and the entire modern tendency to pretend that information arrives free of power or framing. In other words, this is one of those books that appears theoretical until you realise it is quietly sawing at the floorboards of contemporary life. There is, naturally, a wonderful irony in a book called Postmodern Fables becoming itself a sturdy university-press paperback: catalogued, assigned, shelved, underlined, perhaps quoted in essays by students alternating between enlightenment and despair. The postmodern condition may have complicated the status of knowledge, but the library system marches on regardless. Somewhere, one imagines, a reader opened this book in sincere hope of quickly finding out what postmodernism is, only to discover that the answer was: not quickly. The University of Minnesota Press is exactly the right publisher for such a work. They have long specialised in books that combine seriousness, theoretical ambition and the quiet promise that you may emerge from them either transformed or slightly cross. This is not airport reading. It is not even train reading unless the train is travelling toward a colloquium. It is, however, exactly the sort of book that keeps intellectual life interesting by refusing to let easy certainties settle too comfortably. This Good copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has the honourable feel of a volume that has probably spent time among earnest shelves and serious intentions. Perhaps it belonged to a philosophy student, a cultural theorist, an artist with strong opinions about discourse, or simply someone who liked their books to contain the occasional challenge. A good copy of Lyotard feels right: presentable, readable, and still fully capable of destabilising a casual assumption or two. A fine find for readers of philosophy, critical theory, postmodern thought, and the broader literature of ideas behaving badly, Postmodern Fables is a book for anyone who enjoys asking awkward questions about knowledge, truth, narrative and the modern world’s favourite self-justifications. Dense? At times, certainly. Important? Very probably. Cheerfully compliant? Not for a second. Which, in a thinker like Lyotard, is rather the point. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6048/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/postmodern-fables-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of Minnesota Press 9780816625550 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6047 Fireball by John Christopher There is a particular kind of 1980s speculative novel that does not merely tell a story but quietly suggests that civilisation may be one unexpected event away from becoming deeply inconvenient. Fireball by John Christopher, published in 1981 by Victor Gollancz, belongs very comfortably in that tradition. It arrives with a title that sounds fast, destructive and faintly cinematic, and with an author perfectly capable of turning a dramatic premise into something sharper, stranger and more thoughtful than the title alone might suggest. John Christopher, of course, had a gift for writing fiction in which ordinary assumptions about society are peeled away with unnerving calm. He was never simply interested in gadgets or spectacle for their own sake. His stories tend to ask what happens to people — families, institutions, communities, habits — when the comfortable framework of life begins to shift. In other words, he was very good at taking what looks like a thrilling premise and quietly turning it into an examination of human fragility, adaptability and the alarming speed with which “normal” can become a historical curiosity. And what a wonderfully direct title this is: Fireball. No long subtitle, no explanatory hedging, no reassurance that everything will probably be fine. Just a blazing object and the implication that its arrival may improve nothing. It carries all the compact menace of classic speculative fiction, where one vivid image is enough to destabilise the entire readerly mood. A fireball is, after all, not generally associated with tidiness, continuity or modest local disruption. One suspects the plot follows suit. Christopher’s appeal lies partly in that very mixture of readability and intelligence. His books often look approachable — brisk, gripping, even deceptively straightforward — and then proceed to smuggle in all sorts of larger anxieties about power, collapse, survival and the human tendency to assume that the structures around us are more permanent than they really are. He writes the kind of fiction that understands catastrophe is interesting not merely because things explode, but because people must then continue existing afterwards, often with far fewer certainties and rather worse logistics. There is also something deliciously period-appropriate about a 1981 John Christopher hardback from Victor Gollancz. This was an era when speculative fiction still had the confidence to be idea-driven, unsettling and distinctly literate without needing to explain itself as “high concept” every five minutes. The Cold War still hovered in the background, public faith in stability was never entirely untroubled, and readers were well primed for novels that asked what might happen if the expected order of things were suddenly interrupted by forces larger than ourselves. In short: excellent conditions for a book called Fireball. The ex-library status adds its own faintly noble charm. There is something rather right about a John Christopher novel having served time in a public library — quietly waiting on a shelf, perhaps between worthy history books and alarming paperbacks, ready to unsettle some unsuspecting borrower on a wet Tuesday. Ex-library books often feel as though they have lived a fuller democratic life than their pristine private counterparts. They have circulated. They have done the work. They have been borrowed by readers who wanted a good story and perhaps came away with a mild existential tremor. This Fair copy bears that history honestly. It is not pretending to be an untouched collector’s shrine-piece. It is an Ex-Library Book, which means it carries the respectable scars of public usefulness: a volume that was selected, catalogued, shelved, borrowed, returned, and somehow survived the process. There is dignity in that. Particularly for a novel likely concerned, in one form or another, with endurance under less-than-ideal conditions. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name remains far more self-critical than the stock deserves, this is a fine copy for readers of classic speculative fiction, John Christopher collectors, and anyone who enjoys novels where looming disaster is handled with brains rather than bombast. Fireball promises exactly the sort of thing Christopher did so well: a gripping premise, an uneasy world, and the suspicion that whatever is coming will test far more than the landscape. Which, really, is all one can ask of a proper bit of intelligent catastrophe fiction. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6047/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fireball-mar-2026.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Victor Gollancz 9780575029743 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6046 Pure Evil by Geoffrey Wansell There are titles that flirt with understatement, and then there is Pure Evil, which strides in wearing black gloves and making absolutely no effort to soften the mood. Geoffrey Wansell’s 2016 book, published by Penguin Books, is not here to offer a gentle meditation on moral ambiguity or a soothing exploration of humanity’s better angels. No, this is a work concerned with the darker end of the spectrum: the crimes, minds and acts that make ordinary people put the kettle on, sit down heavily, and say, “Well, that’s enough humanity for one day.” Wansell is, of course, very much at home in this territory. He has long been associated with true crime and criminal biography, and he writes with that particular blend of narrative clarity and forensic curiosity that the genre requires. A good true-crime writer has to do more than simply catalogue horrors. He has to construct a readable account of what happened, who did it, why it mattered, and how such things come to exist in a supposedly civilised society. That is the strange craft of the field: shaping chaos and monstrosity into a book you can actually finish. The title Pure Evil is wonderfully bold in its refusal to hedge. Modern discourse often prefers layers, nuance, and elaborate explanations, and quite right too in many areas of life. But true crime has always retained a certain appetite for naming the worst things plainly. The phrase suggests cases so shocking, personalities so chilling, or actions so appalling that ordinary language begins to feel insufficiently outraged. Whether one believes in “pure evil” philosophically is one question. Whether the phrase sells books in the true-crime section is another, and the answer there is a resounding yes. Books like this appeal because they sit at a peculiar crossroads of revulsion and fascination. Readers do not come to them for comfort. They come to understand the unthinkable, to peer into the machinery of criminal acts, and perhaps to reassure themselves that such darkness can at least be examined, documented and contained within covers. There is something almost ritualistic about true crime in that sense. Society takes its worst acts, writes them down in orderly prose, and places them on shelves as if knowledge might serve as a kind of barrier. There is also a quiet irony in the whole enterprise. Human beings claim to dislike horror, yet remain remarkably willing to buy paperbacks full of murder, cruelty and wickedness, provided the cover design is strong and the writing brisk. The appetite for true crime says something slightly awkward about us all. We like our evil narrated, structured, and explained. We prefer it with chapter headings. We want the abyss, certainly, but ideally indexed and available at a reasonable price. Published in 2016, this book belongs to that period when true crime was already evolving from lurid back-shelf sensationalism into something more mainstream, polished and respectable, while still trading happily on the same old irresistible ingredients: dark psychology, infamous cases, human damage, and the grim magnetism of the worst behaviour imaginable. Penguin’s involvement gives it that added air of legitimacy, as though one might be studying social darkness in a wholly elevated literary manner rather than reading, with horrified enthusiasm, about people who did appalling things. This Fair copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has the sort of condition that feels oddly appropriate for a true-crime paperback. A pristine copy of Pure Evil might seem almost too innocent. A fair one suggests it has been handled, read, perhaps left face-down in a state of troubled interest while its reader briefly reconnected with the safer parts of life. It has lived a little, which somehow suits the subject. A strong pick for readers of true crime, criminal psychology, and dark factual narratives, Pure Evil offers exactly what its title promises: a look into the grimmest corners of human conduct, delivered by a seasoned writer who knows how to shape horror into story. Not uplifting, certainly. Not cosy. But undeniably compelling in the way only the bleakest parts of reality so inconveniently are. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6046/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pure-evil-mar-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9781405939898 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6045 The Dam Busters Story by Jonathan Falconer Few wartime stories have achieved quite the peculiar afterlife of The Dam Busters: part military history, part national legend, part engineering audacity so improbable it sounds as though someone in a smoke-filled room simply kept saying “yes, but what if the bomb bounced?” until history, against all expectation, agreed to try it. The Dam Busters Story by Jonathan Falconer, published in 2007 by Sutton Publishing, revisits one of the most famous operations of the Second World War — an episode so bound up with courage, invention and myth that it has scarcely stopped reverberating since. At the heart of the story is Operation Chastise, the 1943 RAF raid on Germany’s Ruhr dams, carried out by the newly formed 617 Squadron using Barnes Wallis’s remarkable bouncing bomb. It is one of those wartime schemes that sounds faintly mad even after you know it worked: low-flying bombers, at night, over enemy territory, using highly specialised weapons against heavily defended targets in the hope of producing a strategic and symbolic blow. It had all the ingredients of either glorious success or catastrophic disaster, which is generally how history prefers its most famous episodes. What makes this subject so compelling is that it combines several irresistible strands at once. There is the sheer technical ingenuity of the thing — the kind of wartime British inventiveness that seems to have thrived on being told that something was impossible. There is the bravery of the crews, flying at dangerous low altitude under terrible pressure. There is the strategic question of whether the raid achieved what was hoped. And then there is the long shadow of memory: how the raid came to be remembered, retold, dramatised and folded into the mythology of the war. In other words, this is not merely a tale of bombs and aircraft, but of how nations turn extraordinary operations into enduring legend. Jonathan Falconer is exactly the sort of guide one wants for this territory. A good aviation and military historian knows that readers want more than just admiration; they want detail, context, hardware, planning, personalities, consequences, and a sober grasp of what the event actually meant. Books like this work best when they respect both the drama and the complexity — because the Dam Busters story is too interesting to be left as either simple hero worship or easy revisionism. It deserves the full treatment: the invention, the risk, the losses, the achievement, and the uncomfortable questions that always follow once legend settles into history. There is, naturally, a certain irony in how warfare so often turns acts of destruction into stories of engineering beauty. The bouncing bomb itself remains one of those inventions people describe with a kind of awe, because it was ingenious, precise and technically fascinating — all in the service of smashing dams in the middle of a brutal war. History is not always tidy about these things. It is perfectly possible to admire the skill, mourn the cost, and remain slightly astonished that such a plan was ever conceived outside the pages of a thriller. And that, really, is part of the enduring appeal. The Dam Busters raid has everything that keeps military history alive on the shelf: daring, innovation, elite crews, impossible odds, famous names, contested results, and a legacy large enough to outgrow the operation itself. It has been remembered as a feat of courage, as a triumph of design, as a propaganda moment, as a tactical strike, and as a subject for later re-examination. The story keeps renewing itself because it contains both heroism and argument, which is the surest route to historical longevity. Published in 2007, this volume also benefits from the perspective of distance. It arrives long after the immediate wartime and post-war mythmaking, but while public interest in Bomber Command, RAF operations, and the deeper realities of the air war remained strong. That makes it a useful sort of book: one able to draw on established historical work while still speaking to readers who came to the subject through films, family memory, aviation enthusiasm, or simple fascination with one of the war’s most improbable missions. This Good copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has the honest appeal of a serious history book that may well have been read by someone who likes their wartime narratives with real substance attached. It is in sound, readable condition and ready to take another reader into one of the most famous episodes of the RAF story — a tale of low flying, high risk, extraordinary invention and the strange machinery by which history becomes legend. A strong choice for readers of military history, aviation history and Second World War operations, The Dam Busters Story is a reminder that some of the most famous wartime episodes endure because they sit right at the intersection of courage, technology and myth. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6045/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dam-busters-story-mar-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sutton Publishing 9780750947589 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6044 For Better For Worse by Nora Kay There are few phrases in the English language more loaded with hope, dread, optimism, compromise, and the faint sound of expensive catering than “for better, for worse.” It is at once a vow, a warning, and, in the right novel, an invitation to inspect the whole complicated machinery of love, marriage, expectation and disappointment with a raised eyebrow. For Better For Worse by Nora Kay, published in 2001 by Hodder and Stoughton, sounds exactly like the sort of book prepared to do just that. This is a title that arrives already humming with romantic ceremony while quietly hinting that the “worse” may receive rather more page space than the “better.” Which is only fair. Fiction has long understood what real life confirms with tedious regularity: it is one thing to promise devotion in ideal conditions, and quite another to navigate the daily business of being two human beings with habits, histories, moods, assumptions, and occasionally very different ideas about what constitutes a reasonable conversation. A book with this title knows that relationships are never just about love. They are also about logistics, memory, pride, timing, and the small domestic absurdities from which major emotional weather systems are formed. Published in 2001, the novel belongs to that particularly readable turn-of-the-millennium era of commercial fiction when publishers were very good at producing books that combined warmth, emotional complication, and the quietly dangerous suggestion that ordinary lives are full of extraordinary levels of concealed drama. The world of For Better For Worse is likely to be one of relationships under pressure, family entanglements, private hopes, old disappointments, and the sort of personal crossroads at which people suddenly discover that the life they have constructed may require slightly more honesty than originally budgeted for. Nora Kay’s title is especially pleasing because it carries an entire social script inside it. Marriage vows are meant to sound noble and unwavering, but they also contain, tucked right there in plain sight, the admission that things may go wrong. Quite wrong, in fact. “For worse” is an astonishing clause when you stop to think about it. It is essentially romance pausing briefly to acknowledge that one day there may be tears, resentment, compromise, dental appointments, and an argument conducted in a supermarket car park. A novel built around that phrase has fertile territory indeed. One imagines this book thriving in the world of relationship-centred fiction: the rich emotional territory where affection, regret, loyalty, hurt and hope all coexist under one slightly strained roof. It is the sort of storytelling that understands that the deepest suspense in many lives is not whether a bomb will go off or a detective will crack the case, but whether two people can bear the truth about themselves and each other long enough to continue. Domestic fiction, at its best, is every bit as dramatic as crime fiction, only with fewer fingerprints and more emotionally loaded silences. There is also something deliciously ironic in the way novels like this expose the gap between ceremony and reality. Weddings are all polished optimism, flowers, speeches and a public declaration that everything shall be marvellous. Real life, by contrast, tends to arrive later with unpaid bills, old baggage, compromised ambitions, badly chosen words, and the disturbing discovery that love does not automatically confer telepathic understanding. A good relationship novel knows this, and treats it not as failure but as narrative gold. This Good copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has the pleasing air of a book that may well have been read in earnest by someone with a fondness for emotional entanglements, well-observed domestic drama, and the sort of fiction that understands life is rarely neat but often compelling. It remains a solid, readable copy of a novel whose title alone promises that the course of true love, matrimony, or whatever lies between them is unlikely to proceed in a straight line. A fine choice for readers who enjoy contemporary relationship fiction, family drama, and stories where the real action takes place in hearts, homes and conversations rather than explosions, For Better For Worse offers exactly the sort of premise that literature has been dining out on for centuries: the hopeful promise of lasting happiness, followed by the mildly inconvenient arrival of actual people. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6044/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/for-better-for-worse-mar-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340768303 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-6043 Volkswagen Transporter and Camper 1949-1967 by Richard Copping There are vehicles, and then there are Volkswagen Transporters — machines that somehow graduated from practical utility to full cultural mythology without ever entirely giving up their original purpose of carrying people, tools, luggage, optimism, and the occasional improbable quantity of camping equipment. Volkswagen Transporter and Camper 1949–1967 by Richard Copping, published in 2014 by Nostalgia Road, is a loving tribute to that transformation: from humble post-war workhorse to beloved icon of freedom, engineering charm, and cheerful mechanical perseverance. This is the period when the legend was forged. The early Transporters and Campers were not designed to become objets of nostalgia, polished stars of classic vehicle shows, or the subject of misty-eyed discussions involving split screens and original trim. They were built to be useful. To work. To haul. To get on with it. Which, naturally, is precisely how they ended up becoming cool. Nothing acquires cultural status faster than a machine that began life with absolutely no intention of doing so. From 1949 to 1967, the Volkswagen Transporter evolved into one of the most recognisable vehicles on the road — a shape so simple and distinctive that it now seems to exist half in history and half in collective memory. Here was a van that could be a tradesman’s companion one day, a family’s holiday escape vehicle the next, and eventually a camper with curtains, a kettle and grand ambitions of coastal freedom. It is difficult to think of many other vehicles that so successfully bridged the gap between utility and lifestyle while still looking faintly as if they ought to be delivering bread. Richard Copping is exactly the sort of author one wants for a subject like this: someone likely to understand not just the specifications and chronology, but the deeper appeal of these vehicles. Books like this are at their best when they combine proper historical detail with an appreciation of why people care so much. Because people do care. Deeply. Almost unreasonably. The early Volkswagen Transporter inspires a kind of devotion usually reserved for vintage watches, old guitars, and obscure football managers who “understood the club.” There are enthusiasts who can identify subtle variations in trim, body style, window configuration or production year with the unblinking confidence of a forensic analyst. And really, who can blame them? The Transporter has one of the great design stories of the twentieth century: practical, unfussy, a little endearingly blunt, yet instantly lovable. It looks as though someone drew the absolute minimum amount of vehicle necessary and then accidentally created a classic. That boxy honesty is part of the charm. It does not preen. It does not posture. It simply exists in a state of permanent readiness to carry things somewhere interesting. The camper variants, of course, add another layer of romance. Here the workhorse becomes a dream machine: a compact promise of escape, mobility and modest adventure. Not luxury, exactly. More a kind of cheerful freedom with folding seats. The great appeal of the classic camper is that it suggests one might leave ordinary life behind with little more than a map, a stove, and a willingness to accept that uphill progress may be steady rather than rapid. In an age of oversized modern leisure vehicles equipped like luxury flats, the early Volkswagen camper remains gloriously simple. It offers not indulgence, but character. There is also a gentle irony in the whole classic VW phenomenon. These vehicles began as practical and affordable tools of everyday life. Now they are lovingly restored, meticulously documented, and discussed with scholarly seriousness by people who may use them for exactly three sunny weekends a year. The humble van has become heritage. The utility box has become a style statement. Progress, one supposes, is full of surprises. This Good copy, sold by the ever-misleadingly named Crappy Old Books, is a fine piece for enthusiasts of classic Volkswagens, motoring history, camper culture, and the strange alchemy by which useful objects become beloved icons. It has the honourable condition of a book meant to be consulted, admired, and perhaps compared against a real vehicle in a driveway while someone says, with enormous seriousness, “That’s not quite the right year for that badge.” A splendid read for anyone who loves classic transport, post-war design, and the enduring magic of vehicles that seem to promise both work and escape, Volkswagen Transporter and Camper 1949–1967 is a reminder that some of the most charming motoring legends began not with glamour, but with practicality — and a surprisingly well-shaped van. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6043/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/volkswagen-transporter-and-camper-1949-1967-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nostalgia Road 9781908347268 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6042 Bonsai DIY by Dajo There are hobbies, and then there are hobbies that quietly demand patience, discipline, a steady hand, and the emotional resilience to spend years persuading a small tree to behave artistically. Bonsai DIY by Dajo belongs firmly in that second category. Published in 1992 and charmingly self-published, this is the sort of book that invites the reader into the strangely calming world of miniature trees and the very large amount of patience required to create them. Bonsai, of course, is the ancient and rather poetic art of cultivating trees in miniature form so that they resemble their full-sized relatives growing bravely on mountainsides, windswept cliffs, or picturesque landscapes. The miracle of bonsai is that it manages to compress decades of natural growth and aesthetic judgement into a small pot on a windowsill. In other words, it is gardening with a distinctly philosophical streak. One does not simply “grow” a bonsai; one collaborates with it over time while pretending to be in charge. A book titled Bonsai DIY has a particularly appealing practicality about it. It suggests that the mysterious world of bonsai — normally associated with patient masters, delicate tools and an air of serene expertise — can, in fact, be attempted by ordinary mortals armed with enthusiasm, a pair of pruning shears and a willingness to learn from the occasional horticultural misjudgement. It is the sort of book that cheerfully reassures readers that they too can begin shaping tiny landscapes, provided they are prepared to develop a relationship with time measured in years rather than weekends. The self-published nature of the book adds its own special charm. Self-published hobby books often come from people who genuinely care about their subject rather than those who merely sensed a publishing opportunity. One imagines Dajo as someone deeply committed to the quiet craft of bonsai — the sort of person who has spent many hours studying branches, trimming roots, wiring trunks and contemplating whether a particular tree is leaning slightly too far to the left to convey the proper sense of natural elegance. In short, a true enthusiast. There is something wonderfully ironic about bonsai itself. Here we have an art form dedicated to controlling nature, carefully guiding a living tree into the illusion of wildness. The gardener prunes, wires, shapes and trims with great deliberation, all in order to make the final result look as though it has been sculpted by wind, age and chance. It is nature, thoughtfully arranged. A small forest reduced to a tabletop. A tree persuaded to live its life inside a ceramic bowl while looking entirely dignified about the situation. Books like Bonsai DIY often carry an unexpected tranquillity. They encourage the reader to slow down, to pay attention to growth and form, and to appreciate the quiet satisfaction of gradual progress. In a world increasingly obsessed with speed, efficiency and instant results, bonsai offers something refreshingly stubborn: beauty achieved slowly. If the tree is not ready this year, it may be ready next year, or the year after that. The plant, it turns out, has its own timetable. This copy is in Good condition and arrives from the ever-honestly titled Crappy Old Books, whose name continues to undersell the surprising variety of treasures passing through its shelves. The book remains perfectly readable and ready to guide another aspiring bonsai enthusiast through the delicate balance of pruning, shaping and patient observation. For readers interested in gardening, miniature landscapes, or the subtle art of convincing a tree to behave like a mountain veteran despite living in a flowerpot, Bonsai DIY offers an appealingly personal introduction to the craft. It is a reminder that some of the most satisfying projects in life involve small trees, careful scissors, and a great deal of patience — all undertaken with the quiet hope that, in time, the result will look effortlessly natural. 144 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6042/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bonsai-diy-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dajo no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6040 The Truth About Melody Browne by Lisa Jewell Some novels arrive with all the quiet confidence of a cup of tea and then, before you quite realise what has happened, start unpicking identity, memory, family, and the strange improvised architecture of an ordinary life. The Truth About Melody Browne by Lisa Jewell is very much that sort of book: readable, warm, emotionally intelligent, and just unsettling enough to remind you that the past is rarely as settled as we like to imagine. Published in 2010 by Arrow Books, this is one of those contemporary novels that understands a very important truth: people are never just the version of themselves they currently appear to be. Beneath the shopping, the routines, the awkward family dynamics, the making-do, the carrying on, there are always earlier selves, hidden stories, and old wounds quietly keeping the engines running. Melody Browne, as the title helpfully signals, has some truth attached to her, and naturally it is not the sort of truth that sits politely in a drawer waiting to be filed. Lisa Jewell has a particular gift for writing lives that feel recognisable in that intimate, slightly dangerous way that good popular fiction often does. Her characters tend to inhabit the world of school gates, family improvisation, domestic strain, emotional evasions and half-buried memories, which is to say the exact terrain where enormous human drama likes to disguise itself as everyday life. She is very good at the slow reveal, the gathering emotional pressure, and the dawning realisation that what looked like a normal life may in fact be held together by missing pieces. The title is excellent, too. The Truth About Melody Browne sounds at first almost like a magazine exposé or a warning passed between neighbours: do sit down, there’s something you ought to know about Melody Browne. But of course the real pleasure lies in discovering that truth gradually, and in recognising that the person at the centre of the mystery may not fully know it herself. There is always something delicious about novels built around concealed history, because they reflect the mildly alarming fact that many people are, in effect, living sequels to stories they cannot quite remember. Jewell’s great strength is that she can handle serious emotional material without becoming ponderous. The books move. They pull you along. They allow humour, observation, and a sharp eye for ordinary absurdity to coexist with genuine feeling. That is no small talent. Plenty of novels can be “moving” in the abstract while remaining a slog in practice. Jewell, by contrast, tends to understand that readers would like to be emotionally devastated at a reasonable pace. There is also something wonderfully ironic in the way modern life so often presents itself as manageable and mildly chaotic while quietly concealing enormous backstory. Bills, jobs, children, shopping lists, awkward conversations, old friends, new anxieties — and somewhere beneath it all, identity itself is waiting to be revised. A book like this understands that the domestic novel can be as suspenseful as any thriller, because memory and family are perfectly capable of producing shocks without the help of serial killers or secret codes. This Fair copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has the honourable look of a book that has probably done what Lisa Jewell novels are meant to do: been picked up, read properly, perhaps hurried through in that “just one more chapter” manner, and then passed along with the quiet satisfaction of a story that delivered the goods. A fair copy of a popular paperback often feels more authentic than a suspiciously untouched one. It suggests the book has already been part of someone’s life, which is rather fitting for a novel so interested in the hidden layers of one. A strong choice for readers who enjoy contemporary fiction, family secrets, emotional detective work, and the unsettling possibility that the life you think you understand may have left out a few key chapters, The Truth About Melody Browne is warm, clever, absorbing and quietly piercing. Proof, really, that the most dramatic revelations do not always happen in castles or courtrooms. Sometimes they happen in perfectly ordinary lives, which is far more inconvenient. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6040/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-truth-about-meolofy-browne-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099564249 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6039 The Quiver - March 1956 by The Quiver There was once a time when the monthly magazine did not feel obliged to shout, scandalise, or reveal the “ten secrets that will change your life before breakfast.” Instead, it could arrive quietly, modestly, and with the calm assurance that readers might appreciate reflection, faith, moral stories, and a little thoughtful reading for the soul. The Quiver – March 1956 belongs proudly to that world — a gentler publishing age when inspiration was delivered in measured paragraphs rather than motivational slogans. The Quiver itself was one of those remarkably durable Victorian inventions that carried on faithfully into the twentieth century: a Christian family magazine intended to offer uplifting reading, devotional insight, and stories that reinforced the reassuring notion that virtue, perseverance, and good character were still worth cultivating. By March 1956, the magazine had already spent decades quietly doing exactly that, long before the modern publishing industry discovered the exciting commercial potential of anxiety. Opening a copy of The Quiver is rather like stepping into a parlour where conversation proceeds sensibly and nobody is in a hurry. One expects to find religious reflections, biographical sketches of admirable individuals, moral tales, practical guidance, and essays that gently encourage readers toward a life of patience, humility and decent behaviour. It is not the sort of publication designed to cause arguments at dinner parties. Instead, it offers the quieter satisfaction of thoughtful reading — the literary equivalent of a steady cup of tea and a well-meaning sermon. The title itself has always been slightly intriguing. A “quiver” traditionally holds arrows, suggesting that each article might be intended as a well-aimed shot toward the reader’s conscience or understanding. Happily, the tone of the magazine was far less aggressive than the metaphor might imply. These were arrows of encouragement rather than alarm — small pieces of writing intended to guide, comfort, and occasionally remind the reader that human beings are capable of behaving rather better than they often do. What makes a magazine like this especially charming today is its window into the social atmosphere of post-war Britain. In 1956 the world was becoming more modern by the minute — televisions appearing in living rooms, technology advancing, society shifting — yet publications like The Quiver continued to offer the steady voice of tradition. They assumed that readers valued reflection, faith, and stories of upright living, and that a monthly periodical might play a modest role in helping people keep their moral compass pointed roughly north. There is, of course, a quiet irony in revisiting such magazines today. Their calm confidence in the power of thoughtful reading feels almost heroic in an age where most information arrives disguised as outrage. The editors of The Quiver believed that a carefully written article could improve a reader’s outlook or character. Whether this worked perfectly is open to debate, but the ambition itself is rather admirable. This Good condition copy has survived nearly seventy years with the dignified air of a magazine that has been treated respectfully. It may once have sat on a side table beside a Bible and a teacup, opened occasionally for a reflective read on a Sunday afternoon. The slight wear simply confirms that it has travelled through time while keeping its quiet composure intact. Offered here by the ever-humorously titled Crappy Old Books, this March 1956 issue of The Quiver is a lovely little piece of vintage religious publishing — ideal for collectors of historic magazines, readers interested in mid-century Christian culture, or anyone curious about a period when moral encouragement arrived monthly through the letterbox and nobody expected it to be accompanied by a notification sound. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6039/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-quiver-march-1956-mar-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Quiver no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6038 The Quiver - April 1956 by The Quiver There was a time when a household magazine could confidently assume that its readers were interested in faith, reflection, moral instruction, uplifting stories, and perhaps the occasional wholesome anecdote about perseverance, all wrapped neatly into one respectable monthly publication. The Quiver – April 1956 is a charming survivor from that era: a period when religious and devotional magazines occupied a comfortable place on the coffee table, quietly reassuring the nation that virtue, perseverance and sensible living were still perfectly fashionable. The Quiver itself had a long and rather dignified history, stretching back into the Victorian period, and its purpose was admirably clear: to provide Christian reading for ordinary people in a format that was accessible, instructive and gently inspiring. By the time this April 1956 issue appeared, Britain was moving through the peculiar post-war moment when modernity was advancing steadily but many households still valued publications that combined moral reflection with readable stories and thoughtful commentary. It was an age that could build jet aircraft while still happily reading a magazine encouraging upright character. Inside a magazine like this one might expect a mixture of religious essays, moral tales, biographical sketches, reflections on faith, and perhaps the occasional article about everyday life viewed through a Christian lens. The tone was not intended to start arguments or provoke controversy. Rather, it was meant to steady the reader — a printed companion to the quieter rhythms of churchgoing life and domestic reflection. In short, the sort of magazine that assumed its audience possessed both patience and a soul, which is a publishing strategy that feels almost radical today. There is something deeply appealing about these mid-century periodicals. They belong to a world where reading material arrived with the implicit belief that character could be strengthened through thoughtful writing, and where a monthly issue might sit comfortably beside the teapot, waiting to be opened on a quiet afternoon. The pace was slower, the ambitions modest but sincere, and the entire enterprise carried the faintly reassuring sense that civilisation might yet be improved through printed encouragement. The title itself is wonderfully evocative. A “quiver”, of course, traditionally holds arrows, which suggests a pleasingly energetic metaphor: each article, sermon or story perhaps intended to land gently but accurately in the reader’s conscience. Whether the magazine ever quite achieved such dramatic spiritual archery is another matter, but the intention was certainly admirable. It is difficult not to feel a certain affection for a publication that believed moral guidance could be delivered monthly with the reliability of a railway timetable. Published in 1956, this issue also offers a quiet window into the cultural mood of post-war Britain. Society was changing, technology advancing, and the modern world pushing forward, yet publications like The Quiver continued their calm mission of reflection and faith. Looking back now, the magazine reads almost like a small time capsule of that era’s values — steady, sincere, and refreshingly unconcerned with the idea that everything must be sensational to be worth reading. This copy remains in Good condition, which feels perfectly appropriate for a magazine that has travelled nearly seventy years to reach us. It has the respectable air of a periodical that may have sat on a shelf, been opened thoughtfully, perhaps discussed over tea, and then quietly preserved. A publication devoted to spiritual steadiness should ideally show a little evidence of having endured the passage of time. Offered here by the ever-modestly named Crappy Old Books, this April 1956 issue of The Quiver is a pleasing little piece of mid-century religious publishing history — ideal for collectors of vintage magazines, students of Christian literature, or anyone curious about the sort of thoughtful reading that once accompanied ordinary life before the internet decided everyone should panic about everything all the time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6038/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-qiver-april-1956-mar-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Quiver no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6036 In The Science Museum by John van Riemsdijk and Paul Sharp There are books that explain science, and there are books that perform the rather more enchanting task of inviting you into the place where science has been stored, displayed, polished, labelled, and made available for public admiration. In The Science Museum, by John van Riemsdijk and Paul Sharp, is very much of the latter sort: a book not just about scientific ideas, but about the glorious institutional habit of collecting engines, instruments, inventions and contraptions, then arranging them in such a way that generations of visitors may wander about saying, “Good heavens,” and pressing their faces closer to glass cases. Published in 1968 by HMSO, this volume comes from a particularly pleasing era in British public culture, when official publishing still managed to sound faintly authoritative about everything from transport to archaeology to the proper appreciation of a museum. There is something irresistible about a mid-century government publication devoted to the Science Museum. It suggests a national confidence that steam engines, telescopes, early aeroplanes, industrial machinery and baffling brass apparatus were not merely worth preserving, but worth presenting to the public in orderly form for their edification and delight. And what a subject the Science Museum is. A museum of science is never merely a building full of old machines. It is a monument to the human habit of fiddling with things until civilisation happens. Here are the remnants of trial, error, genius, smoke, gears, measurements, patents, optimism and the occasional catastrophic design flaw, all safely brought indoors and given captions. A book like this offers readers the chance to encounter that vast parade of ingenuity in paper form, which is ideal for those who enjoy machinery, history, or simply the reassuring fact that humanity has sometimes used its intelligence to invent devices more uplifting than modern app notifications. The title is beautifully matter-of-fact too: In The Science Museum. No flashy subtitle, no branding department trying to reposition scientific heritage as “an immersive innovation journey.” You are simply in the Science Museum, and that is apparently considered sufficient inducement. Quite right too. It has the confidence of an institution that knows it contains locomotives, laboratories, engines, instruments and all manner of civilisational hardware, and therefore does not need to oversell itself with exclamation marks. One imagines the book taking the reader through galleries and displays with calm, intelligent enthusiasm, introducing the treasures of the museum in a style both informative and faintly reverent. There is a particular pleasure in older museum books because they often reflect a time when public instruction was allowed to be serious without becoming dull. The assumption was that readers could be trusted to care about engineering, astronomy, medicine, industry and invention if only someone sensible showed them the right objects in the right order. It was a nobler age, at least in print. Published in 1968, the book also stands at an interesting historical angle. It looks back at the great history of invention while belonging to a period when the future itself still seemed thrillingly mechanical. This was the era of jets, rockets, modern design, optimistic engineering and the lingering confidence that technology might solve rather a lot. So the book likely carries not just a respect for scientific heritage, but a quiet excitement about the onward march of ingenuity. Reading it now, one gets the charm of double perspective: the museum’s old wonders seen through the eyes of a past future. There is, naturally, a gentle irony in the whole business. So many of the objects in a science museum were once the absolute cutting edge of practical modernity, and are now admired behind barriers by visitors buying postcards in the gift shop. Today’s breakthrough device is tomorrow’s lovingly dusted exhibit. The story of progress, it turns out, ends in display cabinets. Still, there are worse destinies than being remembered as the machine that changed everything. This Good copy, sold by the ever-deceptively named Crappy Old Books, feels exactly right for such a title. It has the reassuring solidity of a book meant to inform, survive, and perhaps accompany some long-ago museum visit by a curious reader in sensible shoes. A pristine copy would be lovely, certainly, but a good one suggests it has done what museum books are meant to do: been opened, consulted, perhaps revisited whenever someone wished to remember that Britain once put giant engines in public buildings and expected people to be grateful. A splendid little volume for readers interested in museums, invention, engineering, scientific heritage and that wonderfully old-fashioned belief that knowledge should be both accessible and dignified, In The Science https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6036/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-science-museum-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6034 Accidental Friends by Helena Pielichaty Friendship, as literature has long understood, is one of life’s noblest and least orderly arrangements. It rarely arrives by appointment, almost never consults a plan, and frequently begins with exactly the sort of misunderstanding, awkwardness or inconvenience that sensible adults would avoid at all costs. Accidental Friends by Helena Pielichaty understands this perfectly. Published in 2008 by Oxford University Press, it offers the sort of story that knows friendship can be messy, surprising, transformative and, above all, deeply resistant to tidy scheduling. The title is immediately appealing because it admits what many stories about companionship politely ignore: quite a lot of friendship is accidental. People collide. Circumstances intervene. Personalities clash, then soften. Someone ends up sitting next to someone else, or being stuck in a situation they would not have chosen, and before long a bond forms in defiance of original intentions. There is something refreshingly honest about that. Very few people go out announcing, “Today I shall form a meaningful and character-building relationship.” Usually it just happens while everyone is busy being annoyed, embarrassed or inconvenienced. Helena Pielichaty has a gift for writing stories rooted in emotional reality, and books like this tend to succeed because they understand that younger readers do not require artificial sweetness in order to care. They require recognisable feelings, recognisable difficulties, and characters whose emotions are treated as real rather than decorative. Friendship, especially in childhood and adolescence, can feel enormous — joyful one moment, catastrophic the next, full of small loyalties and bruising misunderstandings. It is serious business disguised as ordinary life. A good writer knows that, and one suspects this book does too. There is also something quietly marvellous about the phrase Accidental Friends because it sounds almost like a bureaucratic category, as though somewhere there exists a filing system in which all the most important human connections are stored under “unexpected social developments.” It gives the whole business a faintly comic air, which is fitting, because friendship often does begin with the kind of circumstances that would be absurd if they were not also emotionally significant. The very best children’s and young readers’ fiction often understands this duality: life is funny, painful, embarrassing and important all at once. Being an Oxford University Press publication adds its own subtle charm. There is something delightful about a press associated with gravitas, dictionaries and scholarly authority also producing a story about the chaos of human connection. One imagines the ancient machinery of academic publishing nodding solemnly and agreeing that yes, accidental friendship is indeed worthy of documentation. And quite right too. The small emotional dramas of ordinary life deserve just as much attention as any empire or theorem, especially when they are the very things that shape us. Published in 2008, the book also belongs to that interesting late-2000s moment before everything in younger people’s lives became fully mediated by smartphones, feeds and permanent digital commentary. Friendship here is likely to feel tangible in the older, better way: based on actual encounters, shared predicaments, emotional risk and face-to-face complication. A refreshing thought. There was once a time when people had to misunderstand each other in person, which, while less efficient, did at least provide better material for fiction. This Good copy, sold by the ever-underrated Crappy Old Books, has the honest, respectable condition of a book that has likely done what books for younger readers are meant to do: been handled, read, perhaps enjoyed in a slightly crumpled but genuine way. A children’s or young readers’ book in untouched museum perfection can sometimes seem a little lonely. A good copy suggests it has had a life, which suits a story about friendships formed in the rough-and-tumble of actual experience. For readers who enjoy warm, perceptive stories about relationships, growing up, and the strange wonderful business of liking people you had absolutely no intention of liking, Accidental Friends is an appealing little find. It reminds us that some of the best things in life arrive unplanned, unceremonious and entirely by chance — which is lovely, really, though terribly inconvenient for anyone trying to organise the shelves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6034/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/accidental-friends-mar-2026.jpg 0.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192755100 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6033 From the Land of Fear by Harlan Ellison There are some books that arrive politely, introduce themselves, and take a seat. From the Land of Fear is not one of them. This is Harlan Ellison, after all, a writer who rarely seems content merely to entertain when he can unsettle, provoke, jab, and generally make the reader feel that the floorboards of ordinary reality may not be entirely trustworthy. Published in 1967 by Belmont Tower Books, this is the sort of title that practically announces, before you even open it, that comfort will not be the governing principle. And what a title it is. From the Land of Fear sounds less like a casual paperback and more like a dispatch smuggled out of somewhere civilisation would rather not discuss. It has that perfect mid-century speculative sting: ominous, theatrical, faintly lurid, and impossible to ignore. One imagines menace, paranoia, psychological distortion, moral unease, and at least one idea sharp enough to leave a mark. With Ellison, that is usually a safe bet. He was never much interested in smoothing the reader’s path. He preferred to electrify it. Ellison occupies a very particular literary territory: the borderland between science fiction, horror, social criticism and sheer verbal aggression. He wrote with energy that could feel almost combative, as though every page had been told to justify its existence or be thrown out of the window. That gives his work a peculiar freshness even decades later. Where some genre fiction of the period can settle into its era like old upholstery, Ellison often still feels live-wired — impatient, angry, imaginative, and entirely capable of making a reader sit up straighter. A 1967 paperback like this also carries the wonderful aura of its own time: the age of nervous modernity, cultural friction, Cold War dread, paperback racks, and stories willing to imagine that the future might not be an efficient utopia run by cheerful men in silver jumpsuits. Instead, books like this suggest that fear, alienation and pressure remain stubbornly human no matter what machines or settings one adds. The rockets may change. The unease stays put. There is something especially pleasing about encountering Ellison in this compact, punchy format. He was never really a “gentle read” sort of writer. He is better imagined as leaping out of a spinning paperback rack to accuse the age of hypocrisy, cowardice or complacency, then demanding that you keep turning the pages. Even when the premises are fantastical, the emotional temperature is not cool. Ellison writes as if ideas matter, words matter, and readers ought not to drift through fiction half-asleep. Very inconsiderate of him, and all the better for it. One suspects this book contains exactly the sort of material that made mid-century American speculative fiction so much more interesting than its old pulp caricature suggests. Not merely monsters or gadgets, but pressure. Anxiety. Human frailty under strain. The realisation that fear is not just an external threat but a condition, a climate, sometimes even a political tool. Ellison understood that the most effective unease is often moral as much as narrative. It is not only that something is wrong. It is that people may help make it wrong. This copy is in Good condition, which feels appropriate for a vintage Ellison paperback that has likely spent part of its life glowering from a shelf or being seized by a reader in the mood for something sharper than comfort fiction. A pristine copy would be lovely, certainly, but there is also something right about a book like this having lived a little. It ought to look as though it has travelled through a few uneasy decades and come out with its attitude intact. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name remains gloriously less refined than its stock, this is a fine find for readers of vintage science fiction, darker speculative fiction, and writers who were never content to leave the reader undisturbed. From the Land of Fear promises exactly what the title suggests: a visit to somewhere tense, strange and likely unwelcoming — guided by a writer more than capable of making sure you remember the trip. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6033/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-the-land-of-fear-mar-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Belmont Tower Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6032 Once upon a Time in Goginan by Ceiriog Gwynne Evans Some books set out to explain the world. Others sensibly begin with a village and work outward. Once Upon a Time in Goginan, by Ceiriog Gwynne Evans, belongs to the second and far wiser tradition: the gentle, observant, and occasionally mischievous chronicle of a place where the real drama of life unfolds in kitchens, lanes, hillsides and conversations that probably began thirty years ago and have not quite finished yet. Published in 2009 by Y Lolfa, this book takes us to Goginan, a small village in Ceredigion whose very name sounds like it ought to be spoken slightly slower than the rest of the sentence, preferably while looking out over a valley and wondering whether the weather will hold. Villages like Goginan do not generally feature heavily in the official version of history — there are very few treaties signed in them — but they contain the far more interesting business of ordinary life: people, places, memories, stories, characters, and the peculiar social chemistry that develops wherever a handful of humans occupy the same landscape long enough. Books like this are, in a quiet way, a kind of time machine. They preserve the tone of a place as much as its facts. One imagines anecdotes, recollections, local lore, and perhaps the occasional moment where someone’s version of events differs slightly from everyone else’s, which is of course exactly how proper history works in villages. The result is something far richer than a dry record of dates and buildings. It is the feeling of a community — the rhythm of it, the humour of it, the way certain stories simply refuse to die. There is also something wonderfully Welsh about the idea of recording village life with affection and clarity. Wales has always been a country where landscape, language and memory intertwine, and small places carry large identities. Goginan may appear modest on the map, but in books like this it becomes what all villages secretly believe themselves to be: the centre of a world made of hills, neighbours, work, weather and stories worth keeping. The title itself — Once Upon a Time in Goginan — carries a lovely hint of playful storytelling. It suggests that what follows may not merely be a straight historical account but a gathering of tales, recollections and moments that together form the true fabric of a place. Not fairy tales exactly, though village life occasionally comes close, but the kind of grounded storytelling that reminds us history is built from small human moments long before it becomes anything grand enough to appear in textbooks. There is a gentle irony in the idea that the most enduring records of community often appear in slim local publications like this. While the world busies itself producing vast reports, glossy national histories and very serious documentaries about “the state of things,” somewhere a small press has quietly captured the soul of a village before it slips away into nostalgia. When historians of the future want to know what real life looked like in places like Goginan, they will probably end up grateful that someone wrote this sort of book. This copy is in Good condition and arrives courtesy of the wonderfully self-deprecatingly named Crappy Old Books, a shop that consistently proves that the title is less a description of the stock than a kind of cheerful literary joke. The book remains a fine example of the quiet pleasure of local history: readable, affectionate, and full of the sort of details that make a place feel alive. For readers who enjoy Welsh life, village stories, and the subtle art of remembering communities properly, Once Upon a Time in Goginan offers a charming window into a corner of the world that might otherwise pass unnoticed — which, as any sensible reader knows, is usually where the best stories are hiding. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6032/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/once-upon-a-time-in-goginan-mar-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Y Lolfa 9781847710932 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6031 The Seville Communion by Arturo Perez-Reverte There are thrillers about conspiracies, thrillers about murder, thrillers about the Church, and thrillers about old buildings with enough atmosphere to qualify as characters in their own right. The Seville Communion has the good manners to be all of these at once, and to do so with a level of elegance that suggests it would look faintly disappointed if shelved beside anything too noisy. Written by Arturo Pérez-Reverte and published in this 1997 Harvill Press edition, the novel begins with a premise so perfectly irresistible it almost feels unfair on lesser books: a church in Seville appears to be defending itself. Not metaphorically, not in a broad theological sense, but in the distinctly worrying manner of a place with secrets, loyalties, and perhaps a view on who should be allowed to interfere. From there, Pérez-Reverte unfolds a tale of Vatican intrigue, beauty, suspicion, crumbling splendour, and the general realisation that old institutions tend not to survive for centuries without learning a few tricks. At the centre is Father Lorenzo Quart, a Vatican operative sent to investigate matters with the kind of grave competence that thrillers adore and ordinary life almost never supplies. He is drawn into a world of fading aristocracy, ecclesiastical politics, local pride, and one extraordinary church whose fate becomes entangled with money, power, faith, history, and that most dangerous of forces: people who care deeply about the past and do not particularly welcome interference from the present. This being Seville, all of it takes place amid heat, stone, shadow, grace, and the sort of architecture that makes modern office blocks seem like a crime against civilisation. Pérez-Reverte’s real gift is that he never lets the machinery of the thriller overwhelm the seduction of the setting. Seville here is not merely a backdrop. It is part of the spell. The streets, the churches, the decaying grandeur, the tension between sacred inheritance and vulgar progress — all of it matters. One gets the distinct impression that the city would prefer to keep its mysteries on its own terms, and that anyone attempting neat rational explanations may find themselves outmatched by history, style, or both. There is also something deliciously ironic about the whole enterprise. A Vatican investigation sounds, on paper, as though it might produce solemn paperwork, cautious interviews, and perhaps a strongly worded memorandum. Instead, it turns into a richly atmospheric tangle of danger, beauty and moral ambiguity, with ecclesiastical bureaucracy colliding magnificently with human passion and old-world pride. One is reminded yet again that organised religion, for all its public devotion to order, has always been exceptionally good value when it comes to secrets, factions and dramatic settings. The novel has that distinctly European ability to be intelligent without losing its nerve. It is not in a rush. It allows mood, architecture and conversation to do their work. It understands that suspense can be built from a glance, a chapel, a document, a family, a silence. Readers expecting a purely mechanical page-turner may find instead something richer: a book that combines intrigue with style, and mystery with a lingering affection for the battered magnificence of old things under threat from efficient modern ugliness. And of course there is the title itself: The Seville Communion. It sounds solemn, sacred, faintly beautiful — and also just ambiguous enough to suggest that whatever communion is taking place may involve more than wafers and liturgy. It is exactly the right title for a novel in which faith, power, identity and place are all in uneasy negotiation, and where holiness and human scheming are never kept quite as separate as official doctrine might prefer. This Very Good copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has survived admirably, which feels appropriate for a novel so concerned with endurance, preservation and the high drama of old structures refusing to go quietly. It remains an excellent copy of a book that offers readers mystery, intellect, ecclesiastical atmosphere and a gloriously unhurried sense of menace. Ideal for anyone who likes their thrillers with cathedrals, conspiracies, elegance and a certain amount of beautifully managed decay, The Seville Communion is a reminder that the old world may be crumbling, but it can still be dangerously persuasive while it does so. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6031/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-seville-communion-mar-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Harvill Press 9781860465536 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6029 The History Plays by David Hare There is something gloriously British about the phrase The History Plays. It sounds so solid, so educational, so reassuringly upright — as though one were about to receive a tidy procession of Important Events, briskly arranged for the improving reader. But this being David Hare, the title is not really offering a safe schoolmasterly march through the past. It is offering theatre, politics, argument, modern anxiety, public life under pressure, and the sort of sharp intelligence that tends to leave reputations slightly singed. Published in 1984 by Faber and Faber, this volume gathers Hare in one of his natural habitats: examining Britain, its institutions, its illusions, and the elaborate performance by which public seriousness is often maintained. Hare has long had a gift for taking the big abstract nouns — history, power, state, nation, morality, responsibility — and dragging them onto the stage until they have to justify themselves in front of an audience. Which is only fair. They have been getting away with quite a lot for centuries. The title carries a sly double meaning too. These are not merely plays about history. They are plays about the making of contemporary history, the sort of near-past and immediate present in which politicians, journalists, officials and assorted well-spoken operators busily shape the world while pretending events are simply unfolding of their own accord. Hare’s genius is to show that “history” is often just people in rooms, saying confident things, misunderstanding each other, protecting themselves, and occasionally ruining a country before lunch. And that, really, is where the fun begins. Hare is wonderfully alert to the gap between public language and private motive — between what is said for the record and what is actually going on beneath the polished surface. This makes his work ideal for readers who enjoy drama with brains, bite and a strong suspicion that systems are held together by rhetoric, habit and the occasional well-timed dinner invitation. If you like your theatre full of emotional fog and wistful pauses over teacups, you may need to brace yourself. Hare tends to arrive with sharper tools. There is something deliciously ironic about reading political theatre in book form, too. Plays are meant to be spoken, embodied, argued through in light and space, yet there is also a special pleasure in encountering them on the page, where the machinery of thought is laid bare. You can see the architecture of the argument, the precision of the dialogue, the way whole climates of feeling and power are built out of words. It is theatre, yes, but theatre that knows ideas are actions and that conversations can be battlefields with better tailoring. The 1984 publication date adds its own faintly perfect note. Britain in the early 1980s was hardly lacking in conflict, ideology, public theatre and large national questions presented in tones of certainty by people who often seemed alarmingly certain. A volume like this feels entirely of its moment and yet also annoyingly durable, because the subjects Hare worries away at — power, accountability, national self-deception, the pageantry of public life — have shown little sign of becoming obsolete. History, one learns, is very inconsiderate in that way. This Good condition copy has the pleasing air of a serious paperback that has probably been owned by someone who wanted drama with substance rather than merely decorative anguish. It may have sat on a shelf beside other Faber volumes looking faintly superior, or been read by a student, a director, a political obsessive, or somebody who liked their literature to arrive armed. Either way, it has endured, which is more than can be said for many of the policies and convictions that likely hover in the background of its pages. Sold by Crappy Old Books, whose modest name continues to undersell the goods with almost artistic commitment, this is an excellent find for readers who enjoy modern drama at its sharpest: politically alert, intellectually restless and suspicious of official narratives. The History Plays is for anyone who suspects that history is never merely “the past,” but an ongoing script written by flawed people in expensive rooms — and occasionally improved by a playwright determined not to let them off easily. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6029/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-history-plays-mar-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571131327 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6027 The Age of Revolution - Europe 1789-1848 by EJ Hobsbawm Here is one of those books that does not merely discuss history but strides into the room, clears its throat, and begins explaining why the modern world happened at all. The Age of Revolution: Europe 1789–1848 by E. J. Hobsbawm is not content with giving you a few dates, a handful of kings, and some decorative barricades. No, this is history with intent. History with structure. History that looks at revolution, industry, class, upheaval, ideology and the general rearrangement of European civilisation and says, quite reasonably, “let’s do the lot.” Originally published in this 1973 Cardinal edition, Hobsbawm’s great gift is that he makes enormous historical forces feel both intellectually serious and oddly alive. This is not the sort of book that treats the French Revolution as a charming little disturbance involving wigs and principles. Nor does it reduce the Industrial Revolution to a few smoky chimneys and the invention of inconvenience. Instead, it places these convulsions where they belong: at the centre of a world being comprehensively dismantled and rebuilt, often by people who were very sure they understood liberty, progress or destiny, and only slightly less sure what would happen next. The title itself is magnificently confident. The Age of Revolution. Not Some Revolutions, not A Few Interesting Disturbances in Europe, but the age. A whole era claimed in four words. And once you open the book, you can see why. Hobsbawm is concerned with nothing less than the transformation of European society between 1789 and 1848 — from throne-and-tithe old order to the bright and alarming modernity of factories, political agitation, nationalism, middle classes, urban misery, and the increasingly awkward discovery that once you tell people the world can be changed, they may insist on changing it. There is something wonderfully bracing about reading a historian who assumes that economics, politics, culture and class all belong in the same conversation. This is not history as a sequence of politely separated compartments. It is all connected, because of course it is. Revolutions do not happen in a vacuum, and neither does industrial capitalism, nor do the dreams and disappointments that trail behind them. Hobsbawm writes with the air of a man who has looked at Europe in pieces and decided this will never do. And yet for all its seriousness, there is a lurking irony in the subject matter itself. Here is Europe, declaring the rights of man, storming old regimes, inventing modern politics, mechanising labour, expanding wealth, producing misery on an industrial scale, and constantly surprising itself by how complicated liberation becomes once actual human beings are involved. It is a period rich in ideals, slogans and unintended consequences — which is to say, perfect Hobsbawm territory. The book does not sentimentalise revolution, but neither does it trivialise it. It understands that history’s great turning points tend to be equal parts brilliance, bloodshed, theory, hope and administrative confusion. This Good condition copy has survived rather better than many of the regimes and assumptions discussed inside it. It carries the honest appeal of a serious paperback that has likely spent part of its life on the shelf of someone who intended not merely to read history but to understand it, which is a nobler and more dangerous ambition. One imagines underlining. One imagines marginal agreement or muttering dissent. One imagines someone reaching for it after deciding that the modern world had become too confusing to make sense of without first revisiting the late eighteenth century. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the branding remains far less elevated than the stock, this is an excellent copy for readers who enjoy history on a grand scale: ideas with consequences, revolutions with dust still in the air, and a Europe busily inventing many of the political and economic arguments we are still trapped in today. If you like your history broad, intelligent, and faintly intimidating in the best possible way, The Age of Revolution is here to remind you that modernity did not drift gently into being. It arrived shouting, marching, printing pamphlets, toppling institutions and building factories — and Hobsbawm is quite determined that you should notice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6027/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-age-of-revolution-mar-2026.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cardinal 9780351167324 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6024 How I Became a Famous Novelist by Steve Hely Here is a novel for anyone who has ever looked at the publishing industry and thought: yes, this all seems perfectly sensible and not at all driven by vanity, commerce, trend-chasing, insecurity, blurbs from people who may not have read the book, and the desperate hope of being described as “a major new voice.” How I Became a Famous Novelist is Steve Hely’s sharp, gleeful and thoroughly unromantic comedy about literary ambition, and more specifically, about the sort of ambition that would quite like the rewards of art without suffering too much from the inconvenience of meaning. At the centre of it all is a man who decides that writing a serious or good novel may be unnecessarily difficult when one could instead write a successful one. This is, in many ways, the dream of the modern age: not genius, exactly, but the appearance of genius with good sales figures and perhaps a favourable author photo. What follows is a wonderfully sly dismantling of literary pretension, publishing fashion, and the machinery by which books are packaged, praised, launched, stickered, shortlisted and occasionally even read. The joy of this book lies in the fact that it knows precisely where to stick the knife. It skewers creative writing clichés, MFA earnestness, authorial ego, and that faintly absurd cultural habit of treating novelists as a species of secular prophets when many of them are, in reality, simply tired people in cardigans staring at email. Hely clearly understands the ecosystem he is mocking, which makes the whole thing much sharper than a simple parody. This is satire written by someone who knows that publishing is ridiculous, but also knows exactly how it is ridiculous. There is also something deliciously meta about the whole enterprise. Here is a novel about manufacturing literary success, which itself must then go out into the world as a real novel and survive among the very forces it is mocking. It is rather like writing a comedy about award ceremonies and then having to sit through award season smiling politely at canapé trays. One imagines the book enjoying this irony immensely. For readers who like fiction about writers, this is a particularly entertaining specimen because it avoids the usual fog of tragic sensitivity and tortured brilliance. There are no candlelit scenes of noble suffering over the perfect sentence while rain falls on Brooklyn. Instead, there is calculation, opportunism and the distinctly modern suspicion that culture is, at least in part, a marketing exercise in spectacles and endorsements. In other words, it feels refreshingly close to real life. This 2009 edition arrives from that not-at-all-suspiciously named institution, Crappy Old Books, in Good condition, which feels oddly appropriate for a novel about the gap between aspiration and reality. It has survived the years well enough to keep doing what it does best: grinning at the literary world while quietly joining it. There is a certain justice in that. A smart, funny and acidly observant book, this is ideal for readers who love novels, hate literary hype, and secretly suspect that the two experiences may be closely related. If you have ever wondered what lies behind the polished solemnity of modern publishing, How I Became a Famous Novelist is here to pull back the curtain and reveal that, behind every great cultural moment, there may well be a strategy, a sales pitch, and someone trying very hard to look profound on a dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6024/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-i-became-a-famous-novelist-mar-2026.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Black Cat 9780802170606 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6023 A Prayer Treasury - A Bible Treasury - A Peace Treasury by Various There are books you read. There are books you dip into. And then there are books like this — a small devotional arsenal of contemplation, thoughtfully arranged into a handsome boxed trilogy that suggests someone, somewhere, once believed spiritual life could be efficiently organised into three manageable volumes. A Prayer Treasury, A Bible Treasury, and A Peace Treasury arrive together in a tidy Lion Publishing slipcase like a well-behaved theological committee meeting, each volume calmly offering its own route to reflection. Published in 1998, when the world was just beginning to panic about the Millennium Bug and dial-up internet noises sounded faintly like Gregorian chant, this set gathers prayers, biblical passages and meditations intended to soothe the soul, steady the mind and perhaps remind readers that not every problem requires a software patch. It is the sort of collection that invites you to pause, breathe, and open a random page — confident that somewhere between the carefully chosen scripture and the quietly thoughtful commentary you might find a line that lands exactly where it is needed. Each volume has its own personality. The Prayer Treasury offers words for moments when your own fail you. The Bible Treasury presents selected passages that have shaped centuries of thought, comfort and occasional theological debate. The Peace Treasury, perhaps the most ambitious of the trio, attempts the gentle task of guiding readers toward calm — a noble aim in any decade, but especially admirable in the late 1990s when everyone was worrying about Y2K and whether their microwave would achieve sentience. What makes this set particularly pleasing is its presentation. The books sit neatly together in their original box, looking rather like a well-behaved trio of choirboys waiting patiently on a shelf. There is something satisfyingly complete about the arrangement: three small volumes that promise a little spiritual order in a world that rarely provides it. The tone throughout is thoughtful, reflective and quietly reassuring — the literary equivalent of a cup of tea placed gently beside you during a long afternoon. One imagines these books living happily on a bedside table, occasionally consulted during reflective evenings, quiet mornings, or those moments when one simply needs a sentence or two to restore perspective. This Near Fine boxed set remains in excellent condition, the slipcase still doing its duty as guardian of the trio. It has clearly lived a careful life, perhaps opened respectfully, perhaps admired more often than read — which is, if we are honest, exactly how many devotional books spend their years. Offered here by Crappy Old Books, where the name may be modest but the shelves occasionally produce surprisingly serene treasures. This boxed treasury is not merely three books; it is a compact reminder that even in a hurried world, someone once sat down and carefully gathered words meant to slow us down again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6023/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-prayer-treasury-a-bible-treasury-a-peace-treasury-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lion Publishing 9780745950808 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6022 The Multinationals by Christopher Tugendhat The Multinationals (1981) by Christopher Tugendhat Pelican Books | ISBN: 0140216952 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books that explain the modern world by means of grand theories, dramatic slogans, and a great deal of rhetorical steam. Then there are books like The Multinationals, which take one of the central forces shaping late twentieth-century life—large corporations operating across borders—and examine it with the cool, slightly formidable air of someone determined to understand how the machine actually works. A very Pelican sort of virtue. Christopher Tugendhat’s subject is the multinational corporation, that curious modern creature capable of being at once efficient, baffling, powerful, and faintly sinister depending on one’s point of view. By 1981 these entities were already becoming impossible to ignore: sprawling commercial empires extending their reach across countries, labour markets, governments, supply chains, and daily life, often while maintaining the outward appearance of merely selling ordinary things in a brisk and organised manner. Tugendhat steps in to ask what these organisations are, how they function, and what their rise means for politics, economics, and society. One of the pleasures of a book like this is that it captures a moment when the global corporate world was still being analysed in terms that now feel both historical and unnervingly current. The names may have changed, the technologies may have become shinier, and the jargon may have acquired more PowerPoint, but the essential questions remain much the same. Who really holds power in a world of giant companies? What happens when capital is more mobile than governments? How do states, workers, and citizens negotiate with entities that seem to belong everywhere and nowhere at once? In other words, the usual cheerful bedtime matters. The title itself is splendidly direct. The Multinationals does not waste time trying to seduce the casual browser with fake drama or promises of transformation. It announces, in firm Pelican style, that this is the subject and you may now sit down and think about it properly. There is something almost heroic about such publishing confidence. One misses it. Modern equivalents would probably be called Global Titans: How Hidden Corporate Networks Rewired Your World and come with a silhouette of a skyscraper at sunset. Yet despite the dry title, the topic is hardly lifeless. Multinational corporations are among the great protagonists of the modern age: shaping trade, employment, regulation, resources, and politics while insisting they are merely pursuing efficiencies and shareholder value. Books like this reveal the drama concealed beneath the managerial language. Behind every merger, overseas operation, and tax structure lies a struggle over power, wealth, sovereignty, and control. It is all rather gripping once one notices. Published as a Pelican Book in 1981, this volume belongs to that excellent old tradition of serious paperback non-fiction intended for the intelligent general reader. Pelican specialised in making complicated subjects feel both accessible and important without insulting the audience’s brain. The result is often a kind of durable clarity that ages surprisingly well. One reads such books not just for information, but for the pleasure of seeing a large subject explained by someone who assumes you can keep up. There is, naturally, a certain irony in reading a forty-year-old analysis of multinational corporations in an age when those same forces have become even larger, more digitised, and in some cases less visible. What may once have seemed a timely study now reads partly as history and partly as prologue. The world Tugendhat examined did not go away. It simply put on better branding and acquired cloud infrastructure. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and reading but remaining sound, presentable, and entirely ready for another round of thoughtful consultation. It is exactly the sort of book that suits a second-hand life: solid, useful, and still more relevant than one might expect. An excellent choice for readers of economics, business history, political economy, and serious twentieth-century non-fiction. The Multinationals offers a sharp and intelligent look at one of the defining structures of modern life, and does so with all the brisk authority of a period when paperback books still expected readers to enjoy having their minds properly engaged. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6022/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-multinationals-mar-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140216950 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6020 Johnny Gingers Last Ride by Tom Freemantle Johnny Ginger’s Last Ride (2000) by Tom Freemantle Pan | ISBN: 9780330376921 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are war novels that arrive draped in solemn heroism, polished medals, and the reassuring certainty that history can be arranged into neat moral rows. Then there are books like Johnny Ginger’s Last Ride, which sound from the title alone as though they may contain mud, chaos, eccentric courage, and a deeply British suspicion that glory is usually accompanied by discomfort and poor planning. A promising start. Tom Freemantle’s novel belongs to that robust and distinctly human tradition of military fiction in which the machinery of war is never allowed to overshadow the peculiar, fallible, often darkly funny people trapped inside it. “Johnny Ginger” is exactly the sort of name to inspire confidence and concern in equal measure. One imagines a man of stamina, resourcefulness, and perhaps an unreliable relationship with discipline, setting off on what is billed as a final mission and is therefore, by literary law, unlikely to remain simple for very long. The title has a fine old swagger to it. Last Ride suggests action, finality, danger, and the possibility that whatever happens will involve speed, nerve, and at least one decision that would look questionable on paper. It hints at the romance of war stories while also quietly acknowledging their futility. After all, “one last ride” is the sort of phrase that sounds glorious in retrospect and deeply inconvenient at the time. Books like this often thrive on precisely that tension between adventure and absurdity. War is full of grand language, but the lived reality tends to involve noise, confusion, bad luck, stubbornness, and people making the best of circumstances no sane person would have chosen. The best military fiction understands this, and in doing so produces something much truer than simple battlefield spectacle. One suspects Johnny Ginger’s Last Ride has that earthier quality: less trumpet fanfare, more grit and character. Published in 2000 by Pan, this edition has the comfortable feel of a proper modern paperback war novel: readable, purposeful, and intended for the sort of reader who enjoys a good story with action, atmosphere, and enough historical texture to make the whole thing feel convincingly lived-in. Pan was very good at this kind of thing, producing books that could be taken on trains, read late into the evening, and finished with the satisfying feeling that one had spent time in capable narrative hands. There is also something pleasingly ironic about the enduring appeal of novels of this kind. They often deal with danger, violence, and institutional madness, yet are consumed in perfect safety with a cup of tea and perhaps a biscuit nearby. That, of course, is part of their function. They allow readers to visit the harsher edges of human experience from a suitably upholstered distance, while still enjoying the comradeship, courage, and black humour that make such stories worth telling. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and reading but remaining sound, tidy, and entirely ready for another campaign through its pages. A good reading copy is exactly what one wants with a novel like this: sturdy, usable, and prepared to get on with the job. A fine choice for readers of military fiction, wartime adventure, and novels that combine action with a sense of character and the occasional sideways glance at the madness of it all. Johnny Ginger’s Last Ride promises a proper story, a memorable title, and the kind of journey likely to involve bravery, trouble, and very little chance of everything proceeding according to plan. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6020/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/johnny-gingers-last-ride-mar-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330376921 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6018 Gardens of Wales by Carys Howell Gardens of Wales (2005) by Carys Howell Premier Gardens Wales | ISBN: 0955006902 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books about gardens that make one feel faintly inadequate within three pages, chiefly by presenting immaculate borders, heroic herbaceous planning, and the sort of lawns that appear never to have met a dandelion. Gardens of Wales takes a more appealing route: it offers the reader the rich and varied pleasure of Welsh gardens themselves, which means beauty, history, atmosphere, and the occasional reminder that gardening in Wales involves negotiating not only soil and design, but weather of a distinctly opinionated sort. Carys Howell’s book is a celebration of Welsh gardens in all their cultivated charm, from grand formal settings to more intimate and characterful spaces, each shaped by landscape, climate, and that very British conviction that a properly arranged border is one of civilisation’s more solid achievements. Wales, of course, is peculiarly well suited to garden romance. The scenery is already doing half the work. Hills, valleys, old stone houses, coastal light, damp generosity of growth: one begins with excellent raw material before a single rose has been persuaded into position. Books like this are satisfying because they operate on several levels at once. For the practical gardener, they offer ideas, inspiration, and perhaps a fresh sense of what can be done with structure, planting, and setting. For the armchair reader, they provide a guided tour through some very lovely places without any need to put on waterproofs or wonder where the car park is. And for the incurably nosy, they offer that uniquely British pleasure of looking at other people’s gardens and judging, admiring, and mentally redesigning them in equal measure. There is also something especially attractive about a book devoted specifically to Wales. Welsh gardens have their own distinct atmosphere. They are rarely just about horticulture in isolation. They sit within a larger texture of place: old estates, market towns, rugged landscapes, hidden valleys, and the soft but relentless influence of rain, which in gardening terms is either a blessing or a plot twist depending on the day. The result is often a kind of lushness that feels less arranged than negotiated with nature on civil but not entirely equal terms. Published in 2005 by Premier Gardens Wales, this has the feel of a handsome regional gardening book produced because the subject genuinely deserves it. That always gives a volume a certain integrity. It is not trying to become a global lifestyle phenomenon. It is simply presenting the gardens of Wales to readers likely to appreciate them, which is a much more civilised ambition. Such books often age well because they are rooted in actual places rather than transient fashion. And there is, naturally, a quiet irony at the heart of all garden books. They present order, design, and floral achievement as though beauty might permanently be held in place by willpower, while every actual gardener knows the truth involves slugs, weather, pruning mistakes, and a running battle against entropy. That tension is part of the charm. Gardens are among humanity’s loveliest attempts to impose elegance on chaos, and books about them preserve the moment when the roses behaved and the borders looked exactly as intended. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and reading but remaining sound, presentable, and entirely ready for another tour through Welsh horticultural pleasures. It is the sort of book that belongs equally well on a coffee table, beside a gardening chair, or in the hands of someone planning a few strategic visits when the weather behaves itself. A lovely choice for gardeners, lovers of Wales, admirers of landscape and design, or anyone who enjoys the deeply restorative act of looking at beautiful gardens from a safe and dry location. Gardens of Wales is part inspiration, part regional celebration, and part reminder that when the Welsh climate chooses to cooperate, it can produce something very close to enchantment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6018/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gardens-of-wales-mar-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Premier Gardens Wales 9780955006906 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6016 Yachtmaster for Sail and Power by Alison Noice Yachtmaster for Sail and Power (2010) by Alison Noice Adlard Coles Nautical | ISBN: 9781408122860 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books that promise escape, romance, and a carefree life upon the waves, and then there are books like Yachtmaster for Sail and Power, which quietly remind you that if you intend to go to sea with any seriousness, you had better know what you are doing. This is not a volume for lounging decoratively in deck shoes while holding a gin and vaguely indicating the horizon. It is a book for people who would prefer not to embarrass themselves, misjudge a tidal stream, or discover too late that confidence and competence are not quite the same thing. Alison Noice’s guide is aimed squarely at that highly respectable ambition: becoming a Yachtmaster, whether under sail or power. In other words, this is the sort of book one consults when one wishes to exchange cheerful amateurism for something a little more exacting. Seamanship, navigation, rules, weather, passage planning, boat handling, safety, judgement: all the deeply sensible things that stand between a well-run voyage and an anecdote beginning with, “At first we thought it would probably be fine.” Published by Adlard Coles Nautical in 2010, it comes from exactly the right stable. Adlard Coles books have long been trusted by sailors because they generally avoid the more glamorous delusions of nautical life and focus instead on helping readers stay safe, capable, and only mildly damp. There is a particular dignity to books of this kind. They do not shout. They do not seduce. They simply offer hard-won knowledge in the calm expectation that the reader understands the value of not getting things wrong at sea. The title itself has a stern, faintly aspirational charm. Yachtmaster for Sail and Power suggests a condition of enviable maritime authority: the sort of person who knows the buoyage, respects the forecast, handles a berth without theatre, and can explain tidal gates without consulting three different people and a biscuit tin full of panic. Most of us, naturally, are some distance from that ideal. Hence the existence of the book. There is also something quietly comic about the whole culture of nautical qualifications. The dream, of course, is freedom: open water, distant harbours, wind, spray, and noble self-reliance. The reality, before one earns the right to that dream, involves charts, lights, collision regulations, secondary ports, engine checks, and learning not to say anything ridiculous on the radio. Yachtmaster for Sail and Power belongs to the practical side of romance, which is where all worthwhile adventures are actually made possible. Books like this are also satisfying because they represent a very particular sort of adult seriousness. They assume the reader wants to improve, to prepare properly, and to acquire knowledge that may one day prove rather important. That gives them a usefulness few books can claim. A novel may improve your interior life; a good yachtmaster manual may improve your chances of arriving in one piece and with your dignity broadly intact. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and handling but remaining sound, clean, and entirely ready for further service. It is the sort of book that belongs on a chart table, in a sailing bag, or beside a stack of notes taken by someone determined to become slightly less alarming on the water. An excellent choice for sailors, motor cruisers, Yachtmaster candidates, and anyone with the good sense to suspect that going to sea is best undertaken with preparation rather than optimism alone. Yachtmaster for Sail and Power is practical, authoritative, and reassuringly free of nonsense — exactly what one wants in both a nautical guide and, ideally, a skipper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6016/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/yachtmaster-for-sail-and-power-mar-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Adlard Coles Nautical 9781408122860 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6013 Springteen - No Surrender by Kate Lynch Springteen – No Surrender (1986) by Kate Lynch Bobcat Books | ISBN: 9780711910645 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are rock biographies written with the solemn gravity of state papers, and then there are the brisk, enthusiastic paperback lives of pop and rock icons produced for readers who wanted the story, the songs, the struggle, and at least a fighting chance of understanding the phenomenon before the posters came down. Springteen – No Surrender belongs happily to that latter tradition: compact, energetic, and entirely aware that Bruce Springsteen was not merely a singer but a full-scale cultural weather system. Even the title has a wonderful mid-1980s confidence to it. No Surrender was, of course, one of the defining Springsteen songs of youthful defiance and battered optimism, and it makes perfect sense as the banner under which to package the life of a man who managed to look simultaneously like the hardest-working person in New Jersey and the patron saint of denim sincerity. Springsteen has always occupied that peculiar territory where rock stardom meets blue-collar mythology, and books about him inevitably have to wrestle with both the music and the legend. Kate Lynch’s volume comes from an era when Springsteen was already firmly established as more than just another successful recording artist. By 1986 he was Bruce Springsteen: the voice of boardwalk dreams, highway melancholy, factory-town longing, and the sort of grand, open-hearted American seriousness that somehow made even very large arenas feel briefly intimate. He was the man who turned sweat, work, escape, memory, and old cars into a near-religious vocabulary of modern rock. That, of course, is the respectable version. The ironic version is that Springsteen also became one of the few rock stars to make earnestness look not merely acceptable but heroic. While other performers were busy cultivating mystery, decadence, or alarming hair, Springsteen was out there in a checked shirt appearing to mean every word of every line. This ought not to have worked nearly as well as it did. Yet somehow the sheer commitment, the marathon performances, and the total absence of fashionable cool combined to make him cooler than most people trying much harder. Books like this have a special charm because they capture not just the facts of a career but the atmosphere of fandom around it. This is not some later academic excavation of Springsteen-as-cultural-text, solemnly unpacking masculinity and industrial decline over several hundred footnoted pages. It is a period biography, written close enough to the phenomenon to retain some of the excitement. You can almost hear the records spinning in the background and the faint rustle of Smash Hits-era curiosity turning into proper devotion. The 1986 Bobcat Books edition also has that very particular feel of music publishing from the period: accessible, immediate, and aimed at readers who wanted to know more about the artist behind the songs without having to wait for a deluxe documentary box set and three podcasts. It belongs to the age of paperback pop mythology, when one bought books like this because one liked the music enough to want the story as well, and because there was still something pleasingly physical about fandom being carried home in print. This copy is in good condition, with the expected signs of age and reading, but remains sound, presentable, and entirely ready for another admirer of Springsteen’s long road from New Jersey bars to global significance. It has endured rather well, which feels appropriate for a book attached to a man whose whole public image was built on perseverance, conviction, and refusing to let the world grind the spirit down completely. A lovely item for Springsteen fans, collectors of music biographies, 1980s pop-culture paperbacks, or anyone who enjoys the age when rock stars were still explained in slim printed volumes rather than endless online think-pieces. Springteen – No Surrender is part fan document, part period curiosity, and part tribute to one of the few musicians capable of making heartbreak, engines, and stubborn hope feel like subjects of national importance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6013/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/springsteen-no-surrender-mar-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bobcat Books 9780711910645 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6011 Virtual Light by William Gibson Virtual Light (1994) by William Gibson Penguin Books | ISBN: 9780140157727 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are futures that arrive in polished silver jumpsuits with obedient robots and reassuring faith in progress. Then there is William Gibson’s future, which tends to turn up wearing stolen shades, carrying dubious data, and looking as though civilisation has been subcontracted to opportunists, corporations, and people living in improvised architecture. Virtual Light is very much that sort of future: grimy, stylish, half-broken, and entirely convincing. By 1994 Gibson had already done more than most writers to define the look and feel of cyberpunk, that wonderfully influential literary mode in which technology gets smarter, cities get stranger, and human beings remain reliably chaotic. Virtual Light takes those familiar Gibson ingredients and relocates them into a near-future California where information is power, infrastructure is unstable, and the social order has developed all the tidy elegance of a dropped toolbox. At the centre of it all is a pair of high-tech glasses, because in Gibson’s world no object is ever merely an object. Everything hums with hidden systems, black-market value, and the possibility that some apparently minor item may in fact be the key to dangerous knowledge. From there the novel unfolds through couriers, ex-cops, drifters, predators, and assorted survivors navigating a world where technology has not solved human problems so much as made them faster, stranger, and more expensive. One of Gibson’s great gifts is that he writes the future as though it has already happened and nobody had time to issue a brochure. His worlds are never neat thought experiments. They are lived-in places full of clutter, side effects, hacked-together adaptations, and people trying to get by inside systems they only partly understand. That texture is what makes his fiction so rich. He does not merely imagine gadgets. He imagines what those gadgets do to streets, jobs, power, crime, desire, and ordinary life. And then there is the style. Gibson writes with that cool, compressed precision that can make a sentence feel like both a bit of street poetry and a warning label. He has always had a rare talent for making the reader feel slightly behind the curve in exactly the right way, as though the world is moving quickly and one had better keep up. This is not cosy science fiction with explanatory handrails. It expects you to step in, look around, and work things out while the city glows ominously in the background. Virtual Light also has the peculiar pleasure of being a past vision of the future. Read now, it offers the double charm of a gripping near-future thriller and a fascinating time capsule of 1990s anxieties about media, networks, surveillance, urban decay, and fractured authority. Gibson was often less interested in prediction than in atmosphere, but he had a troubling habit of being right about the mood of things long before the details arrived. This 1994 Penguin edition comes from exactly the right moment: close enough to the original period to retain the full charge of its era, and now old enough to feel satisfyingly of that age when cyberpunk still seemed like tomorrow rather than the prehistory of our current digital absurdities. It sits very comfortably among the paperbacks of readers who like their fiction sharp-edged, intelligent, and just a little bit dangerous. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and reading but remaining sound, presentable, and entirely ready for another trip through Gibson’s fractured future. It has weathered time rather well, which is more than can be said for many of the societies in his novels. An excellent choice for readers of cyberpunk, speculative fiction, near-future thrillers, and anyone who enjoys technology in fiction only when accompanied by social decay, cool menace, and excellent prose. Virtual Light is smart, stylish, unsettling, and full of the sort of future that never really goes away — it just changes brands and gets better Wi-Fi. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6011/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/virtual-light-mar-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140157727 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6010 The Cradle Will Fall by Mary Higgins Clark The Cradle Will Fall (1997) by Mary Higgins Clark Pocket Books | ISBN: 9780671853945 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are some novels that begin with a gentle scene-setting chapter and a few faintly interesting people having coffee. Mary Higgins Clark, being far too professional for that sort of dawdling, prefers to begin with menace, suspicion, and the clear implication that somebody somewhere is in much greater danger than they yet realise. The Cradle Will Fall is exactly that kind of book: sleek, readable, and quietly determined to make your evening more anxious than it was before you opened it. Clark was, of course, one of the undisputed queens of the suspense novel, and this book shows precisely why. She had a remarkable talent for taking familiar comforts — medicine, family life, trust, respectable institutions, the ordinary structures of daily existence — and introducing just enough dread to make them feel suddenly unsafe. It is a very effective trick, not least because it reminds us how much of civilised life depends on the hope that the people in charge are not monstrous. Fiction, naturally, enjoys testing that hope to destruction. The title itself is wonderfully ominous. The Cradle Will Fall takes the nursery image of safety, innocence, and domestic reassurance and gives it a sinister little shove. One does not need to know anything else to grasp that matters are unlikely to proceed in a wholesome or reassuring direction. This is not a book for those seeking pastoral calm. This is a book for readers who enjoy tension, secrets, and the dawning realisation that someone polished and respectable may be up to something profoundly alarming. Mary Higgins Clark excelled at constructing thrillers for readers who wanted suspense without gratuitous sludge. Her novels move quickly, keep the stakes clear, and never forget that the true pleasure of the genre lies in that delicious creeping uncertainty: who can be trusted, what is really happening, and how long before everything becomes much worse. She understood pacing in the same instinctive way that some people understand weather. By the time you think you might just read one more chapter, you are already several chapters beyond rescue. This 1997 Pocket Books edition belongs to that glorious mass-market thriller tradition: paperbacks intended to be bought in stations, airports, supermarkets, and then consumed with total absorption on trains, in bed, or while ignoring household responsibilities. There is a real craft to this kind of book. It is easy to underestimate until one remembers how hard it is to make a reader keep turning pages with such obedient urgency. There is also something pleasingly ironic about the Mary Higgins Clark formula. Her books often inhabit worlds of apparent order — professional settings, decent homes, proper surfaces — only to reveal the chaos, greed, deceit, and danger lurking neatly underneath. It is very American, very efficient, and very entertaining. One finishes with a heightened suspicion of human motives and a renewed respect for the paperback thriller as a delivery system for controlled panic. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and reading but remaining sound, tidy, and entirely ready for another round of suspense. It has the solid, serviceable look of a book that has already done its duty once and stands prepared to do so again. A splendid choice for readers of classic suspense, psychological thrillers, and anyone who likes their fiction sharp, fast, and faintly unsettling. The Cradle Will Fall is exactly what a Mary Higgins Clark novel ought to be: elegant, tense, highly readable, and just reassuring enough on the surface to make the menace underneath all the more enjoyable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6010/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cradle-will-fall-mar-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671853945 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6008 Standard Catalog of Corvette 1953-2001 by John Gunnell Standard Catalog of Corvette 1953–2001 (2001) by John Gunnell Krause Publications | ISBN: 9780873492355 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books one reads from beginning to end in a spirit of narrative devotion, and then there are books one consults with the concentrated intensity of a person trying to settle an argument about carburettors, production numbers, option codes, or whether a particular shade of red really was available in 1967. Standard Catalog of Corvette 1953–2001 belongs very firmly to the second and highly respectable category. This is not merely a book about the Chevrolet Corvette. It is, as the title proudly suggests, a catalogue, which means it exists to do the noble work of being useful in great detail. And when the subject is the Corvette—America’s long-running national exercise in fibreglass, horsepower, chrome, and aspiration—detail is very much the point. Owners, collectors, restorers, dreamers, and garage philosophers alike will know that one does not simply “have a Corvette book.” One has reference material. John Gunnell was one of the great names in automotive reference publishing, and Krause Publications knew perfectly well how to produce the sort of volume that ends up permanently within reach of the enthusiast. Here, the Corvette’s long and gloriously theatrical history is brought together in one place, covering the line from 1953 to 2001: the early cars with their now-sacred innocence, the muscular mid-period machines, the shark-like later generations, and all the evolutionary twists in between. The appeal of the Corvette is of course larger than the car itself. It has always been a machine wrapped in mythology: the American sports car, the attainable dream, the machine for people who wanted European glamour but preferred their engines louder and their bodywork more unapologetic. Across the decades it has been reinvented, refined, overpowered, underappreciated, worshipped, and argued over by several generations of people with strong views and polished bonnets. A standard catalogue of such a machine is therefore less a mere reference book and more a compact archive of national motoring obsession. Books like this are wonderful because they reward both casual browsing and highly specific inquiry. You may open it intending only to check one production detail and emerge forty minutes later having wandered through engines, trim variations, market values, and obscure model distinctions you did not previously know you urgently cared about. This is the classic fate of anyone left alone too long with a well-made motoring catalogue. Published in 2001, this volume has the added charm of stopping at a very pleasing point in Corvette history: old enough to feel comprehensive, modern enough to include generations that many enthusiasts still regard as entirely usable rather than purely collectible. It captures the Corvette story just before the twenty-first century really began to complicate everything with electronics, complexity, and the modern tendency to make even very fast cars discuss their feelings through dashboards. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and handling but remaining perfectly sound and ready for further service. A book like this is meant to be used, after all—opened on desks, beside workshop benches, near conversations about originality, and possibly in the presence of people who claim to know exactly what the C3 market is doing. An excellent acquisition for Corvette enthusiasts, American car collectors, restorers, automotive historians, or anyone who appreciates the strange beauty of a serious reference book devoted to a single legendary machine. Standard Catalog of Corvette 1953–2001 is part guide, part archive, part enthusiast’s companion, and entirely the sort of book that proves some subjects deserve more than admiration: they deserve proper documentation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6008/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/standard-catalog-of-corvette-1953-2001-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Krause Publications 9780873492355 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6007 Manual of Nutrition by Ministry of Agriculture Fisheries and Food Manual of Nutrition (1955) by Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food HMSO ISBN: none Condition: Fair As sold by Crappy Old Books There are cookbooks that promise delight, indulgence, and dinner-party triumph. Then there are books like Manual of Nutrition, which arrive from the sober offices of the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food with a very different energy indeed: less “let us dazzle our guests” and more “let us ensure the nation remains adequately fuelled.” It is nutrition with a clipboard. Published in 1955 by HMSO, this is exactly the sort of official British publication that now carries an appeal far beyond its original practical purpose. In its day, it would have served as a serious guide to diet, health, food values, and the sensible arrangement of human eating. Today it also offers something rather wonderful to the modern reader: a glimpse into the post-war bureaucratic mind at the point where science, policy, domestic life, and national improvement all sat down together for a measured meal. One of the pleasures of older nutrition books is that they come from a world before wellness became a lifestyle industry and before breakfast was expected to perform emotional labour. This is not a book about “mindful superfoods” or “glowing from within.” It is a manual, which is to say it assumes nutrition is a matter to be understood properly, tabulated where necessary, and applied with calm efficiency. There is something deeply reassuring about that. The 1950s were, of course, a fascinating period for food and health in Britain. The country was still close enough to wartime rationing and post-war austerity for nutrition to carry a distinctly national significance. Food was not merely private pleasure; it was public health, household economy, and social planning. A government-issued Manual of Nutrition from this period therefore has genuine historical interest. It speaks of a Britain in which ministries took a keen interest in what people ought to eat, and did so with all the brisk confidence of a state that believed instruction manuals could improve society. There is also a certain dry comedy in the title. Manual of Nutrition sounds almost magnificently untempting, which is part of its charm. It has none of the seductive language modern food writing relies upon. No “delicious hacks,” no “guilt-free treats,” no invitation to discover your best self by means of lentils. Instead, it offers the sternly respectable promise of organised knowledge. If that does not set the pulse racing, it should at least improve the posture. Books like this can be appreciated on several levels. For some readers, it will be a genuine source of historical information about food science, dietary advice, and public health thinking in mid-century Britain. For others, it is a lovely piece of social history: a record of how official Britain explained the relationship between food and the body in an age of practical seriousness. And for collectors of old government publications, domestic science, or post-war ephemera, it has exactly the right sort of plain-spoken, institutional authority. This copy is in fair condition, which seems entirely honourable for a 1955 government manual. It will show noticeable signs of age and use, as one might expect from a volume devoted to improving the nation through careful nourishment. But it remains a perfectly serviceable and characterful copy, with all the worn dignity that suits a survivor from the age of official instruction. A splendid item for collectors of vintage cookery and nutrition books, British social history, HMSO publications, or anyone who enjoys the peculiar charm of practical mid-century non-fiction. Manual of Nutrition is a reminder that there was once a time when the state, in its infinite wisdom, thought it entirely reasonable to issue a proper manual on eating—and, in fairness, it probably was. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6007/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/manuel-of-nutritient-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6006 The Restoration of Vintage and Thoroughbred Motor Cycles by Jeff Clew The Restoration of Vintage and Thoroughbred Motor Cycles (1978) by Jeff Clew Haynes | ISBN: 0854291857 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books that encourage a sensible pastime, and then there are books that quietly invite you into a lifelong relationship with seized bolts, missing parts, inexplicable optimism, and the steady conviction that an elderly motorcycle can, with enough patience and tea, be made glorious again. The Restoration of Vintage and Thoroughbred Motor Cycles belongs very much to the second category. Jeff Clew was one of the great names in motorcycle writing, and this book comes from that excellent period when practical motoring books assumed their readers possessed both enthusiasm and a reasonable tolerance for grime. This is not a glossy fantasy about owning a beautifully restored machine while wearing the correct period goggles. It is about the actual business of restoration: assessing, dismantling, cleaning, repairing, replacing, improvising, and gradually coaxing old machinery back from dignified collapse. The title is marvellous in itself. “Vintage and Thoroughbred Motor Cycles” suggests that these are not merely old bikes but creatures of lineage, temperament, and character, the sort of machines that deserve respect and occasionally behave as though they know it. A thoroughbred, after all, is splendid when in form and trying when not. Vintage motorcycles tend to share this quality, except with more oil. What makes books like this so satisfying is that they belong to the serious, practical tradition of engineering enthusiasm. They are not only for dreamers but for doers: the sort of people who can look at a tired machine in a shed and see not a hopeless relic but a project, a challenge, perhaps even a future triumph waiting under several decades of neglect. Clew writes for those people, and one suspects he understands them very well. Published by Haynes in 1978, this volume sits squarely in the golden intersection of workshop practicality and specialist passion. Haynes, of course, built its reputation on guiding ordinary mortals through tasks that often seemed just beyond the limits of confidence and knuckle skin, and this book carries that same useful spirit. It is likely to cover the principles and pitfalls of restoration with the steady authority of someone who knows that the romance of classic motorcycling is best supported by proper methods and a sensible toolkit. There is also a wonderful irony at the heart of motorcycle restoration. One spends a great deal of time, money, effort, and temper bringing a machine back to a condition from which, historically, it would immediately begin deteriorating again. Yet this only adds to the charm. Restoration is part engineering, part archaeology, part devotion, and part refusal to accept that beautifully made things should simply be left to rust in peace. For collectors and enthusiasts, a book like this is not just a manual but part of the culture of classic motorcycling itself. It belongs on the shelf beside workshop notes, old catalogues, club magazines, and those mysterious coffee tins full of unidentified but apparently indispensable components. Even readers who never intend to restore a machine may enjoy it as a document of a world in which practical skill and mechanical sympathy still counted for a great deal. This copy is in good condition, which feels perfectly appropriate for a book about restoration. It shows the expected signs of age and handling but remains sound, readable, and entirely ready to help another generation of enthusiasts make brave and possibly expensive decisions in the direction of classic motorcycles. An excellent acquisition for riders, restorers, collectors, and anyone fascinated by vintage engineering. The Restoration of Vintage and Thoroughbred Motor Cycles is a handsome reminder that old machines are never merely old when viewed by the right person. They are projects, temptations, and occasionally magnificent mistakes waiting to become beautiful again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6006/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-restoration-of-vintage-and-thoroughbred-motorcycles-mar-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9780854291854 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6003 Vincent by Duncan Wherrett Vincent (1994) by Duncan Wherrett Osprey Classic Motorcycles | ISBN: 9781855323308 Condition: Good, with some fading to the spine area As sold by Crappy Old Books There are motorcycles, and then there are Vincents: machines spoken of in tones normally reserved for Spitfires, grand pianos, and slightly alarming aristocrats. They belong to that rare class of mechanical object which has escaped mere usefulness and entered the realm of legend, where engineering, speed, beauty, and a certain amount of ownerly obsession all meet in happy combustion. Duncan Wherrett’s Vincent is devoted to precisely this phenomenon. Published in 1994 as part of the Osprey Classic Motorcycles series, this is the sort of compact, handsome volume that performs a civilising service for enthusiasts: it gathers together the story, character, and significance of a truly iconic marque in a form one can actually sit down and enjoy, rather than requiring an entire shed, three club newsletters, and a lifelong acquaintance with tappet clearances. It is, in short, Vincent lore in manageable quantity. The appeal of Vincent motorcycles has always gone well beyond straightforward transport. No one buys into Vincent history because they merely wish to arrive somewhere. One buys into Vincent because the machines represent a kind of peak mechanical romance: speed with elegance, engineering with bravado, and British ambition in metal form. These were motorcycles built in an age when manufacturers still seemed faintly determined to terrify the future by getting there first. Wherrett’s book is likely to take the reader through the development of the Vincent marque, the major models, the engineering innovations, and the qualities that made these machines objects of near-devotional admiration among riders and collectors alike. It belongs to that excellent genre of motoring writing which does not merely list specifications, but understands that machines acquire myth because of what they make people feel. A Vincent is never just a motorcycle. It is an opinion. And what an opinion. The very name carries weight in the motorcycling world. Even readers who have never ridden one will know the aura: speed records, Black Shadows, post-war glamour, polished alloy, and the faint suspicion that to own such a thing is to become custodian of a highly sophisticated mechanical temperament. Vincent enthusiasts are not casual people. They are the sort of people who can discuss frame design over lunch and still feel they have barely scratched the surface. As part of the Osprey series, this volume also has that appealingly well-bred format: informative, well illustrated, and designed for readers who like their enthusiasm organised. It is the kind of book that sits very well on a shelf near workshop manuals, auction catalogues, and autobiographies by men who once designed very fast things with slide rules. Equally, it can be read perfectly happily in an armchair by someone whose own riding now takes place mostly in memory and theory. This copy is in good condition, with some fading to the spine area. That seems entirely forgivable in a book about Vincent motorcycles. After all, a little visible age in the right place often adds to the atmosphere. The important thing is that it remains sound, presentable, and thoroughly readable, with plenty of life left in it for another admirer of classic motorcycling. A fine choice for collectors of motorcycle books, Vincent enthusiasts, British engineering devotees, or anyone who enjoys that glorious chapter of motoring history when motorcycles were designed not merely to function, but to astonish. Vincent is a tidy tribute to an untidy kind of greatness: fast, handsome, ingenious, and still perfectly capable of causing reverence decades after the engines cooled. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6003/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vincent-mar-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Osprey Classic Motorcycles 9781855323308 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-6001 The Enigma of John Bingleys Poem The Fair Quakers 1713 and a Challenge to Quaker Historians by Derek Forbes The Enigma of John Bingley’s Poem The Fair Quakers 1713 and a Challenge to Quaker Historians (1996) by Derek Forbes Blot Publishing | ISBN: 9781900929011 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books are content to mind their own business, present a few facts, and retire quietly to the shelf. Others arrive with rather more determination, armed with a historical puzzle, a literary curiosity, and the distinct air of someone prepared to challenge an entire field of specialist opinion before luncheon. The Enigma of John Bingley’s Poem The Fair Quakers 1713 and a Challenge to Quaker Historians is very much in that second category. This is not, one feels safe in saying, a casual beach read. It belongs to that marvellous and slightly endangered species of book produced because one person became properly fascinated by something obscure, elusive, and historically awkward, and refused to let it go. In this case the subject is John Bingley’s 1713 poem The Fair Quakers, together with the questions, implications, and historiographical ripples surrounding it. Already the title promises a richly specific world of literary investigation, dissenting history, and the sort of scholarly persistence that keeps civilisation going while the rest of us are distracted by biscuits. There is something deeply admirable about a book like this. It assumes, with no trace of apology, that a three-hundred-year-old poem connected with Quaker history may contain mysteries worth unpicking, and that historians of the Society of Friends may perhaps need a little firm prodding in the right direction. One can almost hear the polite but unmistakable rustle of academic sleeves being rolled up. Derek Forbes appears here not merely as an author but as a pursuer of clues, a literary detective in pursuit of a narrow but evidently intriguing question. Such works often prove unexpectedly rewarding, because they reveal how much human drama and interpretive tension can be hidden inside apparently specialised subjects. A poem is never just a poem for very long once historians arrive. Before you know it, questions of authorship, context, motive, reception, and reputation are all marching onto the page demanding attention. The Quakers themselves, of course, are commonly associated with plainness, restraint, and admirable moral seriousness. This only makes the idea of an “enigma” involving The Fair Quakers all the more enticing. One senses at once that there may be complications beneath the calm surface: literary ambiguities, biographical uncertainties, historical assumptions in need of revision, and the pleasing possibility that even the most decorous corners of eighteenth-century religious culture were not entirely free from puzzlement and dispute. Published in 1996 by Blot Publishing, this is exactly the sort of independent, sharply focused historical pamphlet or monograph that turns up in the second-hand trade like a small intellectual landmine. To the uninitiated it may seem improbably specialised; to the right reader it is catnip. Local historians, Quaker researchers, eighteenth-century scholars, collectors of eccentric scholarship, and anyone who enjoys books with titles long enough to clear a mantelpiece will find much to appreciate here. There is also, naturally, a quiet irony in the whole enterprise. Modern publishing tends to prefer books with broad appeal, concise subtitles, and some claim to transform your life in six easy lessons. This volume offers instead a challenge to Quaker historians over a poem from 1713. Which is precisely why it has character. It has not been streamlined for the market. It exists because the matter itself was deemed worth pursuing, and that gives it a kind of integrity no marketing department could improve upon. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and handling but remaining perfectly sound, presentable, and ready for fresh consultation. It is the sort of book one imagines being read with pencil in hand and a growing sense of scholarly intrigue. An excellent item for collectors of Quaker history, literary scholarship, historical curiosities, and the noble art of highly specific academic disagreement. The Enigma of John Bingley’s Poem The Fair Quakers 1713 and a Challenge to Quaker Historians offers exactly what its splendidly uncompromising title suggests: mystery, argument, and the enduring pleasure of a writer refusing to let a historical question rest quietly in peace. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/6001/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-enigma-of-john-bingleys-poem-the-fair-quakers-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blot Publishing 9781900929011 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5999 Smiths Knoll 16 by Various Smiths Knoll 16 (1997) by Various JHP Publishing | ISBN: none listed Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are publications that do everything in their power to appear urgent, fashionable, and terribly necessary, and then there are publications like Smiths Knoll, which seem quietly content to carry on being literary in the old-fashioned sense. No shrieking cover lines. No glossy panic. No promises to transform your life in seven easy steps. Just writing—careful, serious, occasionally elusive writing—printed for readers who still consider that a perfectly respectable use of paper. Issue Number 16, published in 1997, continues the journal’s calm and honourable mission. As with the best small literary magazines, the appeal lies in its variety. Different contributors bring different voices, moods, and temperaments: one may offer lyric precision, another ironic observation, another the sort of poem that makes you pause, reread, and then look out of the window as though the weather might provide interpretive assistance. Literary journals are marvellous in this way. They offer not one performance but a whole little gathering of sensibilities. The title remains one of its quiet successes. Smiths Knoll sounds less like a publication than a feature in the landscape—some modest rise in the English countryside where a poet might stand in a serviceable coat, notebook in hand, contemplating clouds, hedges, memory, and the decline of standards. It is a name that promises seriousness without pomposity, thought without fanfare. One does not open Smiths Knoll expecting celebrity scandal. One opens it expecting lines worth attending to. Small press publications like this have long occupied a peculiar but invaluable position in literary culture. They are where writing appears before it has been processed into trend, brand, or prize-list respectability. New voices turn up, established ones sometimes linger, and readers are invited into a more intimate literary world, one in which subtlety still has a fighting chance. It is not the loud end of publishing, but often it is the more interesting one. Seen now, this 1997 issue also carries the charm of belonging to the late pre-digital literary age. New work was still encountered in actual journals, on actual pages, by readers prepared to sit still with them. One did not “consume content”; one read a poem. This was less efficient, perhaps, but considerably more civilised. There is something oddly luxurious now in the idea of a literary magazine existing simply to be read at leisure rather than skimmed between electronic interruptions. There is, too, a pleasing irony in the endurance of these modest journals. Small poetry magazines are rarely launched with the expectation of fame, wealth, or global dominance. They continue because editors care, contributors care, and a small but persistent body of readers continues to believe that language deserves this sort of attention. It is a wonderfully impractical ecosystem, and all the more admirable for that. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and reading but remaining sound, tidy, and entirely ready for another thoughtful owner. It has weathered the years with more dignity than many louder and better-funded productions of the same decade. A fine item for collectors of literary magazines, poetry journals, and small-press publishing, or for anyone who enjoys the quiet pleasure of discovering varied voices in print. Smiths Knoll 16 offers exactly what such journals ought to offer: intelligent company, literary curiosity, and the reassuring sense that somewhere, away from the racket, people were still taking words seriously. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5999/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smiths-knoll-16-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JHP Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5998 Smiths Knoll 14 by Various Smiths Knoll 14 (1997) by Various JHP Publishing | ISBN: none listed Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are magazines that spend their time anxiously trying to be contemporary, and there are magazines like Smiths Knoll, which seem to have made the altogether wiser decision to be simply literary. This means no shouting, no gimmicks, no desperate bid to reinvent civilisation before teatime—just a careful gathering of poems and prose, set down with the quiet confidence that readers may still be trusted to read. Issue Number 14, published in 1997, continues this admirable small-press tradition. As with all the best literary journals, the pleasure lies partly in variety: different voices, different moods, different ways of noticing the world. One piece may be lyrical, another wry, another gently obscure in the approved poetic manner, and another so sharply observed that you begin to suspect the writer has been paying closer attention to life than most of us manage between errands. The title remains one of the publication’s understated triumphs. Smiths Knoll sounds not like a magazine but like a place—some slight rise in the English landscape, perhaps, where a church tower is visible in the distance and someone in a serviceable coat is standing near a hedge thinking about enjambment. It is exactly the sort of title that suggests poetry as an enduring human activity rather than a branch of cultural marketing. Small literary magazines occupy a curious but essential corner of the literary world. They are where serious writing often appears without ceremony, where new and lesser-known voices can share pages with more established ones, and where literature is still permitted to be subtle, odd, exacting, moving, and gloriously unconcerned with mass appeal. They are not generally built for noise or profit. They are built because somebody believes good writing deserves a home. Seen now, this 1997 issue also has the charm of belonging to the final years of a largely pre-digital literary culture. New writing still arrived in actual journals, printed on actual paper, to be read in actual silence rather than skimmed between notifications. There was something sturdier in that arrangement. One read a poem because it was there, not because an algorithm had decided one might engage with it for three and a half seconds. There is also something gently comic in the stubborn persistence of publications like this. Against all common commercial logic, they continue to exist—modest, thoughtful, and quietly sure that there are still readers willing to sit down with a cup of tea and a few pages of careful language. It is either wildly unrealistic or deeply civilised, and perhaps those two things are not as far apart as they look. This copy is in good condition, showing the ordinary signs of having been read and kept, but remaining sound, tidy, and entirely ready for another round of literary browsing. It has endured rather better than many louder cultural artefacts of the 1990s, which seems only fair. A lovely item for collectors of poetry journals, literary magazines, and small-press publishing, or for anyone who enjoys the quiet pleasure of discovering writing outside the glare of the mainstream. Smiths Knoll 14 offers exactly what such journals ought to offer: intelligent variety, modest distinction, and the agreeable sense that literature is still happening somewhere just beyond the noise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5998/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smiths-knoll-14-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JHP Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5997 Smiths Knoll 13 by Various Smiths Knoll 13 (1996) by Various JHP Publishing | ISBN: none listed Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are literary magazines that seem to arrive trailing clouds of theory, self-importance, and the faint aroma of grant applications. Then there are magazines like Smiths Knoll, which simply turn up, gather some good writing between covers, and trust that somewhere there are still readers willing to meet poetry halfway. A touching faith, perhaps, but not an unreasonable one. Issue Number 13, published in 1996, continues the journal’s quiet, intelligent mission. As ever, it offers a selection of work by various contributors, each bringing a different voice, mood, and angle of vision to the page. Some pieces will likely be lyrical, some wry, some elliptical enough to encourage a thoughtful frown, and some so precise in their observation that they make ordinary life look newly arranged. That is one of the enduring pleasures of a small literary magazine: you do not merely read it, you browse its temperaments. The title remains a small masterpiece of understatement. Smiths Knoll sounds less like a publication than a slight rise in the landscape somewhere in England, perhaps with a gate, a footpath, and a poet standing in a coat trying to remember the exact word for a particular quality of cloud. It is a name that promises seriousness without pomp, and locality without provincialism. One senses immediately that this is not a magazine interested in shouting. Small press journals like this have always occupied a peculiar but essential corner of literary culture. They are where writers appear before they become fixtures on prize lists, where established voices can sit alongside newer ones, and where the written word is allowed to exist without having to dress itself up as a lifestyle product. They are modest things, but often far more alive than bulkier, better-funded publications weighed down by their own significance. Seen from the present, this 1996 issue also has the charm of belonging to the last years of a largely pre-digital literary world. Discovering new poetry still meant opening an actual journal, not having it thrust at you by an algorithm between weather updates and household gadget recommendations. There was a slower rhythm to it: reading a poem, pausing, returning to a line, wondering whether it was brilliant or merely obscure, and deciding that perhaps the distinction did not matter quite as much as one had thought. There is, too, something gently comic and deeply admirable about the persistence of these magazines. Poetry journals are not obvious vehicles for fortune or glamour. They survive because editors care, contributors keep contributing, and readers continue to believe that the careful arrangement of words is one of civilisation’s more worthwhile activities. It is an eccentric system, but a noble one. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and reading but remaining sound, tidy, and entirely ready for another round of literary exploration. It has aged rather well, which is more than can be said for much of the culture that surrounded it in 1996. A fine item for collectors of poetry journals, literary magazines, and small press publishing, or for any reader who enjoys the quiet pleasures of discovering varied voices in print. Smiths Knoll 13 offers not hype, not noise, but that rarer thing: the company of thoughtful writing, waiting patiently to be found. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5997/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smiths-knoll-13-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JHP Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5996 Smiths Knoll 11 by Various Smiths Knoll 11 (1996) by Various Good | ISBN: none listed Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are publications designed to seize the age by the lapels and inform it, in glossy confidence, what to think next. Smiths Knoll takes a more restrained and altogether more civilised approach. It simply presents a gathering of literary voices and leaves the reader to get on with the business of reading, reflecting, and occasionally staring into the middle distance as though ambushed by a particularly effective line of poetry. Issue Number 11, here in its 1996 incarnation, belongs to that honourable tradition of the small literary magazine: modest in scale, serious in intention, and quietly convinced that words still matter even when the world is busy rewarding louder and less subtle forms of communication. Inside, one may expect the usual rewarding assortment of poems and literary pieces from various contributors, all brought together under a title that sounds less like a journal and more like a place one might accidentally discover while walking through the English countryside in weather suitable for introspection. And what a title it is. Smiths Knoll suggests a rise in the land, perhaps a stile, some hedgerows, and someone in a wool coat jotting down an observation about frost, memory, or emotional disappointment. It is exactly the sort of name that promises the absence of commercial vulgarity. Nobody called a magazine Smiths Knoll expecting to dominate airport bookstalls. It exists because somebody believed literature deserved a small, proper home. The charm of a publication like this lies partly in its variety. Literary journals are marvellous little democracies of tone: one page may offer quiet lyric reflection, the next something sharper or stranger, the next a piece that makes you suspect the author has noticed aspects of life the rest of us have been wandering past for years. It is browsing in the best sense, a kind of cultivated wandering among voices. There is also something wonderfully heroic about the persistence of small press literary magazines. They are rarely the route to wealth, glamour, or widespread public acclaim. They survive because editors continue editing, writers continue writing, and readers continue caring that language can still be exact, musical, playful, or profound. This is not an especially efficient business model, but it is one of the more admirable ones. Seen now, this 1996 issue carries with it the added pleasure of belonging to a literary culture that was still largely pre-digital in its habits. New writing was encountered in printed journals, on actual paper, with all the associated rituals of turning pages, rereading lines, and placing the thing on a table where it looked quietly intelligent. One did not “engage with content.” One read a poem. Progress is a mixed blessing. This copy is in good condition, which seems entirely fitting for a magazine whose purpose is not display but use. It shows the ordinary signs of being kept and read, but remains sound, tidy, and ready to offer its contents to another curious soul willing to spend some time in the company of serious, well-chosen writing. A lovely item for collectors of small press publications, literary magazines, and poetry journals, or for anyone who enjoys the quiet satisfaction of discovering thoughtful work outside the glare of the mainstream. Smiths Knoll 11 is a reminder that literature does not always arrive trumpeting its importance. Sometimes it merely waits, patiently and intelligently, to be picked up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5996/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smiths-knoll-11-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JHP Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5995 Smiths Knoll 10 by Various Smiths Knoll 10 (1995) by Various Good | ISBN: none listed Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are magazines that exist to keep one abreast of trends, fashions, and the latest urgent cultural noises, and then there are magazines like Smiths Knoll, which seem serenely unconcerned with all that and continue, with admirable stubbornness, to publish literature as though literature were still something worth quietly attending to. A radical notion, perhaps, but an appealing one. Issue Number 10, from 1995, belongs to that honourable species of small literary journal whose ambitions are modest in scale and immense in spirit. It gathers together work by various contributors and offers the reader a chance to wander, page by page, through a little republic of poems, reflections, and literary voices. Some pieces may be thoughtful, some mischievous, some elusive enough to require a second reading, and some so precise that they briefly improve one’s opinion of the human race. The title remains a delight. Smiths Knoll sounds less like a magazine and more like a place where one might go to think, perhaps somewhere in the English countryside where the wind has opinions and the hedgerows look as though they have inspired verse before. It is the sort of title that promises seriousness without pomposity and literary intent without metropolitan self-importance. One imagines it being read by people who own good coats and know how to make tea properly. Small press journals like this have always performed the useful cultural work that larger, shinier publications often neglect. They make room for voices not yet streamlined for the market, for writing that is subtle, odd, difficult, moving, or simply too good to be left homeless. They are where literary culture keeps its more interesting side alive, away from publicity departments and fashionable commotion. In that sense, Smiths Knoll is not merely a magazine but a small act of resistance against vulgarity. Seen now, a 1995 issue such as this also carries the charm of an earlier literary rhythm. This was still a world in which new writing was encountered in physical journals, on paper, by people prepared to sit still long enough to read it. One did not swipe past a poem while waiting for a kettle to boil. One actually read the thing. Whether civilisation has improved since then is a matter best left open. There is, too, something gently comic and deeply admirable about the enterprise. Poetry magazines are not generally assembled by men in sharp suits calculating market domination. They are made by people who continue, against all available evidence, to believe that carefully arranged words matter. It is a wonderfully impractical faith, and the world is probably better for it. This copy is in good condition, showing the ordinary signs of age and handling but remaining sound, tidy, and perfectly ready for another thoughtful reader. It has survived rather well, much like the small-press spirit it represents. A fine item for collectors of literary magazines, poetry journals, and small press publications, or for anyone who enjoys discovering writing outside the great roar of the mainstream. Smiths Knoll 10 offers the quiet pleasure of intelligent company between covers, which is really all a literary magazine ever needs to do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5995/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smiths-knoll-10-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JHP Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5994 Smiths Knoll 7 by Various Smiths Knoll 7 (1994) by Various JHP Publishing | ISBN: none listed Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are literary magazines that arrive with a flourish, announcing the next great movement in poetry with the enthusiasm of a manifesto and the lifespan of yoghurt. Smiths Knoll, by contrast, proceeds in a quieter and rather more dignified manner. It simply gathers good writing together, prints it carefully, and sends it into the world with the calm confidence of a publication that believes literature does not require fireworks to survive. Issue Number 7, published in 1994, continues the steady and thoughtful work of this well-regarded small press journal. Within its pages readers will find a varied selection of poetry and literary writing from multiple contributors, each bringing their own voice, style, and philosophical temperament to the page. Some poems may be reflective, some slyly humorous, others contemplative enough to make you pause halfway through a line and look out of the window as though the landscape might offer interpretive assistance. The title remains one of the magazine’s quiet triumphs. Smiths Knoll sounds less like a literary journal and more like a modest rise in the countryside where someone might wander with a notebook, a thoughtful expression, and the vague intention of writing something profound about weather, memory, or the emotional complexity of hedgerows. It is the sort of name that suggests poetry belongs as naturally to the landscape as church towers and footpaths. Small literary magazines like this occupy an oddly important position in the literary ecosystem. They are where writers appear before anyone has decided whether they are important, fashionable, or marketable. New voices are tested, established ones occasionally reappear, and readers are invited to discover work that has not yet been filtered through the machinery of literary celebrity. In other words, it is a place where literature is allowed to behave like literature. Seen from the comfortable distance of the present day, this 1994 issue also offers a gentle glimpse into the pre-digital literary world. At the time, discovering poetry meant opening a journal like this rather than scrolling through a screen. Readers sat with a physical magazine, turned its pages slowly, and perhaps argued about a line or two over coffee in rooms filled with books. It was a quieter age, though possibly no less argumentative. There is also something faintly heroic about the persistence of publications such as Smiths Knoll. Small press magazines are rarely created for profit, fame, or global domination. They exist because someone believes that poetry and thoughtful writing deserve a place to live. That belief alone has kept countless literary journals alive long enough to introduce writers who later become far more famous than the magazine that first printed them. This copy is in good condition, bearing the expected signs of age and gentle reading but remaining perfectly sound and readable. It has survived its journey through time with quiet resilience, which feels entirely appropriate for a magazine devoted to the durable art of words on paper. A lovely item for collectors of literary magazines, poetry journals, or small press publications. It will also appeal to readers who enjoy the subtle pleasure of discovering voices gathered together in one place, without noise, marketing slogans, or urgency—just writing, patiently waiting to be read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5994/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smiths-knoll-7-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JHP Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5993 Smiths Knoll 5 by Various Smiths Knoll 5 (1993) by Various JHP Publishing | ISBN: none listed Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are magazines designed to sell watches, magazines designed to sell holidays, and magazines designed to sell the vague idea that your life would be vastly improved by purchasing better kitchen appliances. Smiths Knoll belongs to a much quieter and rather more admirable category: the literary magazine that exists primarily to sell… poetry. Which, as commercial strategies go, has never been regarded as particularly aggressive. Issue Number 5, published in 1993, continues the mission of this small but thoughtful literary journal: gathering together poems, short prose, and carefully chosen writing from a range of contributors who have clearly decided that language deserves to be taken seriously, even if the world outside is busy doing something else entirely. It is the sort of publication that invites you to slow down, read a page or two, and perhaps pause in the middle of a sentence because something unexpectedly elegant has just happened. The title itself remains delightfully understated. Smiths Knoll sounds less like a magazine and more like a geographical feature you might encounter during a thoughtful walk across East Anglia. One imagines a gentle rise in the landscape, a distant church tower, a breeze moving across open fields, and someone quietly scribbling a line of verse while wondering whether the word “autumnal” is too obvious. It is precisely the kind of name that suggests poetry is about observation rather than spectacle. Inside, readers will find a variety of voices, each bringing their own approach to language and subject. Some poems will be reflective, some playful, some philosophical, and some possibly determined to make you pause and read them twice just to check you have understood what has happened. That is part of the pleasure of small literary magazines: they allow writers room to experiment and readers room to wander. Publications like this also occupy an important, if slightly mysterious, role in literary culture. They are the quiet laboratories where new poets appear, established writers test new ideas, and the general health of the written word is maintained without anyone making too much fuss about it. Many great literary careers have passed through pages like these long before the wider world noticed. Seen from the comfortable distance of the present day, this 1993 issue has the added charm of belonging to the pre-digital literary ecosystem. At the time, discovering new poetry meant encountering it in journals like this rather than stumbling across it between advertisements and cat videos. Readers actually held the magazine, turned its pages, and occasionally argued about lines over coffee in dimly lit rooms full of books. This copy is in good condition, which means it has clearly lived a modest but respectable life among other printed matter. It may show the usual signs of gentle handling and time, but remains perfectly readable and structurally sound, ready to deliver its quietly literary contents to another curious reader. Ideal for collectors of poetry journals, small press magazines, or anyone interested in the hidden pathways of literary culture. Smiths Knoll 5 offers exactly what such publications promise: a small gathering of voices, a few moments of thoughtful reading, and the pleasant sensation that somewhere, quietly and without fuss, poetry continues to get written. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5993/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smiths-knoll-5-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JHP Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5992 Smiths Knoll 4 by Various Smiths Knoll 4 (1993) by Various JHP Publishing | ISBN: 9780009646317 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some magazines shout loudly for attention with glossy covers, celebrity interviews, and promises of “Ten Ways to Transform Your Life Before Lunch.” Smiths Knoll prefers a quieter, more thoughtful approach. It is the literary equivalent of a small room with good light, a stack of poetry manuscripts, and several people speaking about language with admirable seriousness while the outside world continues noisily elsewhere. Issue number 4, published in 1993, belongs to that noble tradition of the small literary magazine, where poetry, short fiction, and thoughtful writing gather together without any pressing need to become famous immediately. These publications have long served as the hidden engine rooms of literary culture, introducing new voices, showcasing established ones, and providing a place where the written word can breathe without being asked to perform commercial acrobatics. The title itself has a pleasant air of English landscape about it. Smiths Knoll sounds less like a magazine and more like a quiet hill somewhere in Norfolk where one might sit down with a notebook, stare thoughtfully across the fields, and attempt to write something profound about clouds, memory, or the complicated emotional life of a hedgerow. It is precisely the sort of name that promises careful writing rather than fashionable noise. Inside, readers will find a collection of contributions from various writers and poets, each bringing their own tone, subject, and literary temperament to the page. Anthologies and magazines like this have a particular charm because they allow you to wander from voice to voice: one moment reflective, the next playful, the next unexpectedly sharp. It is browsing in literary form, and often far more rewarding than it sounds. Small press publications such as this also have a delightful sense of independence about them. They exist because someone cared enough about writing to gather it, edit it, print it, and send it into the world without waiting for the approval of vast publishing conglomerates. The result is often fresher, stranger, and more interesting than the carefully packaged products of the mainstream literary market. The 1993 issue now carries a faintly nostalgic air of the early-1990s literary scene, when journals like this circulated among poets, readers, and writers who were still quite happy to encounter new work in physical form rather than scrolling past it at alarming speed. In that sense it is both a magazine and a small cultural time capsule from an era when literary discovery involved turning actual pages. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and reading but remaining perfectly sound and readable. It has clearly survived its journey through time with a certain quiet resilience, which is more than can be said for many literary fashions. An excellent item for collectors of literary magazines, small press publications, poetry journals, or anyone who enjoys the gentle adventure of discovering new voices in print. Smiths Knoll 4 may not shout for attention, but that is precisely its charm. Like the best literary discoveries, it waits patiently to be opened. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5992/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smiths-knoll-4-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JHP Publishing 9780009646317 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5991 Hauser und Hofe in Eiderstedt by Margareta Erichsen Hauser und Hofe in Eiderstedt (1998) by Margareta Erichsen Verlag Nordfriisk Instituut | ISBN: 3880072582 Condition: Very Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books concern themselves with grand empires, dramatic battles, or the rise and fall of civilisation. Others devote their energies to something arguably more impressive: old houses, farmsteads, and the accumulated architectural stubbornness of a particular corner of northern Europe. Hauser und Hofe in Eiderstedt belongs to this nobler tradition. It is a book about buildings, landscape, regional identity, and the quiet persistence of people who clearly believed that if one was going to erect a farmhouse in wind-battered Schleswig-Holstein, one might as well do it properly. Eiderstedt, for those not already spending their evenings in a whirl of Frisian topography, is a peninsula in North Frisia with a distinctive rural and architectural heritage. This book appears to celebrate precisely that world: the houses and homesteads that formed the backbone of local life, standing there with admirable solidity while weather, history, and changing fashion did their best to interfere. These are not frivolous buildings. They are structures with purpose, dignity, and the sort of practical beauty that emerges when generations of people have to live with the consequences of design. Margareta Erichsen’s work is likely to appeal especially to that excellent breed of reader who can become deeply interested in rooflines, brickwork, layout, regional style, and the social history concealed within timber and tile. There is a special pleasure in books like this, because they remind us that architecture is not merely about monuments and famous names. It is also about ordinary life made visible: where people slept, cooked, stored grain, endured winters, raised families, argued, prospered, and probably tracked a discouraging amount of mud across the threshold. The title itself has a wonderful firmness to it. Hauser und Hofe in Eiderstedt does not overpromise. It is not trying to dazzle you with marketing tricks or pretend that rural building history is a form of adrenaline entertainment. It knows exactly what it is: a serious, regionally grounded study of houses and farmsteads, and all the better for it. The people who want this sort of book will want it very much indeed, while everyone else will at least have to admit that it sounds impressively specific. Published in 1998 by Verlag Nordfriisk Instituut, this is the sort of handsome regional history volume that suggests scholarship, local pride, and a commendable resistance to the idea that every book must be simplified for the distracted modern passer-by. It belongs to that admirable category of books produced because the subject matters, not because anyone imagined it would end up stacked in airport kiosks beside celebrity memoirs. There is also an irony, of course, in the fact that books about preserving regional heritage so often become heritage objects themselves. Here is a late twentieth-century study of older buildings, now itself growing pleasantly older and circulating through the second-hand book trade, where it may one day be appreciated as a period artefact in its own right. One can only hope it approves of the arrangement. This copy is in very good condition, meaning it has survived with considerably more grace than many modern publications ever achieve. It remains an attractive and highly usable volume, ready either for scholarly consultation, regional interest, architectural browsing, or simply the pleasure of owning a book whose subject is so gloriously, unapologetically particular. A fine acquisition for readers interested in German regional history, vernacular architecture, North Frisian heritage, rural buildings, or the broader cultural romance of old houses that have outlived most human schemes. It is an ideal book for anyone who has ever looked at a sturdy farmhouse and thought, with proper respect, “Yes, that seems built to outlast both fashion and nonsense.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5991/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hauser-und-hofe-in-eiderstedt-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Verlag Nordfriisk Instituut 9783880072589 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5990 Last Rites by Paul Spike Last Rites (1982) by Paul Spike Granada | ISBN: 0246117710 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are some titles that arrive with quiet subtlety, and there are others that stride in wearing black, carrying a candle, and looking as though they know several things about mortality that the rest of us have been doing our best to avoid. Last Rites is very much in the second camp. It is the sort of title that promises seriousness, doom, ceremony, and perhaps a little ecclesiastical unease, which is really all one can ask of a proper dramatic novel from the early 1980s. Paul Spike, blessed with an authorial name that already sounds faintly fictional, offers here a work steeped in the atmosphere of endings: moral endings, social endings, perhaps literal endings too. Even before one has turned a page, there is the agreeable suspicion that somebody is in trouble, somebody else is compromised, and all involved may be trying to maintain a threadbare appearance of dignity while events slide steadily toward unpleasantness. The phrase “last rites” itself is wonderfully loaded. It speaks of finality, confession, judgement, ritual, and the formal recognition that things have gone rather further than one might have hoped. It is one of those expressions that carries a whole world inside it: religion, mortality, guilt, the theatre of death, and that very human desire to put some kind of order around chaos just as the lights are beginning to go out. Any novel borrowing such a title is clearly not intending to spend too much time on cheerful village fêtes. And yet books like this often derive much of their power not from melodrama alone, but from the steady, intelligent examination of the people caught inside it. The best darker fiction allows characters to reveal themselves under pressure: loyalties fray, motives become muddy, private failings move into public view, and everyone discovers that life is rather less tidy than the official version. One imagines Last Rites inhabiting precisely that territory, where the respectable surface starts to crack and the truth emerges wearing a tired expression. Published by Granada in 1982, this edition comes from that very pleasing period when paperbacks often had just enough style and menace about them to look immediately at home on a train seat, a bedside table, or beside an ashtray in a room where someone was having a difficult decade. There is a certain vintage charm to novels of this era: serious enough to matter, commercial enough to grip, and written before every difficult emotion had to be translated into therapeutic language. There is also, naturally, a quiet irony in reading a second-hand copy of a book called Last Rites. The title suggests endings, but the book itself has persisted very nicely, surviving changing fashions, house clearances, and the gradual disappearance of the world that first produced it. It now returns, slightly seasoned by time, to provide fresh amusement or unease to a new reader. Books, unlike people, are often granted several afterlives. This copy is in good condition, meaning it has aged with more composure than many of us are likely to manage. It will show the expected signs of being read and kept, but remains sound, presentable, and entirely ready for another thoughtful encounter with whatever solemn, sardonic, or darkly human business lies within. A fine choice for readers who enjoy literary fiction with shadows in it, period paperbacks with atmosphere, or novels that sound as though they may involve conscience, mortality, and people making the sort of decisions best appreciated from a safe distance. Last Rites has the title of a warning, the feel of a relic, and the enduring appeal of a book that seems likely to know something grimly interesting about the human condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5990/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/last-rites-mar-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granada 9780246117717 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5989 Living Flame of Love by St John of the Cross Living Flame of Love (1987) by St John of the Cross Burns and Oates | ISBN: 086012049X Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books that offer practical advice, sensible encouragement, and perhaps a few manageable suggestions for improving one’s day. Living Flame of Love is not especially interested in such modest ambitions. St John of the Cross aims rather higher, namely at the purification of the soul, the annihilation of earthly distraction, and union with the divine in language of such incandescent intensity that modern self-help begins to look like a pamphlet about tidying a cupboard. This is mystical theology in its grand, blazing, poetic form. St John of the Cross does not merely discuss spiritual life as though it were a hobby one might fit in before lunch. He writes as a man for whom the interior life is the central drama of existence, and whose chosen method of describing it involves flame, longing, ecstasy, darkness, transformation, and the sort of spiritual seriousness that makes most of us feel we have been approaching eternity with rather too casual an attitude. The title alone is magnificent. Living Flame of Love suggests not a polite candle flickering in a chapel corner, but something fiercer and more consuming: divine love as fire, illuminating, purifying, and rather alarmingly capable of burning away everything that is not essential. St John is one of those writers who reminds you that religion, in its deeper forms, is not meant to be merely decorative. It is meant to alter the whole structure of being, which is a larger commitment than many readers were perhaps expecting from a paperback. Yet for all its austerity and intensity, this is also a profoundly beautiful work. St John’s prose and poetry possess that rare quality of feeling both intimate and immense. He writes of the soul’s journey with lyrical force, as if language itself is straining to describe something almost beyond expression. The effect is often astonishing: deeply contemplative, occasionally daunting, and entirely unconcerned with whether the reader was hoping for something a bit lighter. Published in this 1987 Burns and Oates edition, the book comes from a venerable Catholic publishing tradition well suited to such a text. It feels exactly right that a work of this depth and gravity should appear in an edition intended for serious devotional and theological reading, rather than being tidied up into something too modern, cheerful, or accommodating. Mysticism, after all, loses a certain something when overly softened. There is also a certain irony in encountering so fierce and demanding a spiritual masterpiece as a second-hand paperback, sitting perhaps between a gardening manual and a thriller about espionage. Yet that is part of the charm of old books. One moment you are sorting shelves, the next you are confronted with a sixteenth-century Carmelite mystic explaining the soul’s transformation in God with unnerving conviction. It keeps one humble. This copy is in good condition, showing the expected signs of age and reading but remaining sound, readable, and entirely fit for further contemplation. It has survived well, which is more than can be said for many modern souls exposed to far less exacting literature. A fine choice for readers of Christian spirituality, Catholic theology, mysticism, and devotional classics. It will particularly appeal to those who like their religious writing with depth, poetry, and absolutely no intention of merely helping them “feel better.” Living Flame of Love is a book for readers willing to be challenged, illuminated, and perhaps singed slightly round the edges by a far more serious conception of love than the modern world usually offers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5989/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/living-flame-of-love-mar-2026.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Burns and Oates 9780860120490 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5986 Stepping Through My Nightmares by Sheila Barlow Stepping Through My Nightmares (1998) by Sheila Barlow Hodder and Stoughton | ISBN: 9780340694565 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books offer light entertainment, a cup-of-tea sort of reading experience in which nothing particularly disturbing happens and everyone emerges emotionally intact. Stepping Through My Nightmares is not especially interested in that tradition. Instead, it belongs to the tougher, more honest shelf of human experience: the one where survival, memory, fear, and endurance all sit down together and insist on being heard. Sheila Barlow’s title alone tells you that this is not going to be a whimsical stroll through scented gardens of personal reflection. These are nightmares, and she is stepping through them rather than around them, which already suggests a degree of grit that most of us would prefer to admire from a safe distance. The book is a personal account shaped by hardship, trauma, and the difficult business of carrying on when life has done its level best to become unbearable. What gives such books their force is not merely that terrible things happened, but that someone found the resolve to write them down. Memoir of this kind is never simply about recollection. It is about making sense of pain, putting shape to chaos, and perhaps offering a small lantern to other people stumbling through their own darker corridors. There is courage in that, even if the subject matter itself is anything but cosy. Published in 1998 by Hodder and Stoughton, this is one of those late twentieth-century personal narratives that carries the air of lived truth rather than literary polish for its own sake. It is likely to appeal to readers drawn to real-life testimony, hard-won resilience, and stories in which the simple act of continuing becomes its own form of triumph. There is often more genuine drama in one honestly told life than in an entire shelf of thrillers, and books like this tend to prove the point with uncomfortable efficiency. Of course, there is a certain irony in the human habit of buying other people’s suffering in paperback form and placing it beside the kettle. Yet that is also part of what books are for: to let us encounter realities outside our own, to feel less alone, or occasionally to realise that our own week has not, after all, been the complete catastrophe we imagined. The best of these memoirs do not merely recount distress. They reveal endurance, character, and the stubborn, unglamorous mechanics of survival. This copy is in good condition, which feels appropriate for a book concerned with getting through difficult things and remaining intact enough to continue. It shows the expected signs of age and reading, but remains sound, presentable, and entirely ready for another thoughtful reader. A compelling choice for readers of memoir, true-life testimony, and stories of resilience under pressure. It may not be cheerful, but cheerful is often overrated. Sometimes what one wants from a book is not comfort, but honesty — and the reassurance that even the worst nights can, somehow, be stepped through. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5986/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stepping-through-my-nightmares-mar-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340694565 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5985 Return from Tomorrow by George Ritchie Return from Tomorrow (1992) by George Ritchie Kingsway Publications | ISBN: 9780860659853 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are many ways to spend a year of your life. Some people take up gardening, others learn Italian, and a few ambitious souls attempt to reorganise their tax receipts. George Ritchie, however, took a rather more unusual approach: he died for a while and then came back to tell the story. Return from Tomorrow is his account of that brief but memorable excursion beyond the usual boundaries of human scheduling. Originally published decades earlier and reissued in this 1992 edition, the book recounts Ritchie’s near-death experience during the Second World War, when a serious illness left him clinically dead for several minutes. What followed, according to Ritchie, was not the quiet administrative pause one might expect but an astonishing journey through realms both mysterious and enlightening. It is a narrative filled with visions, reflections, and the sort of existential sightseeing that tends not to appear on ordinary travel itineraries. Readers encountering this story for the first time often approach it with a mixture of curiosity, scepticism, fascination, and the quiet hope that if there is something waiting on the other side, it might be a little more organised than the current world. Ritchie’s experience is described with sincerity and calm conviction, and regardless of one’s philosophical leanings, the book offers a compelling meditation on life, purpose, and the curious possibility that death might be less final than advertised. What makes Return from Tomorrow particularly engaging is its tone. Rather than sounding like a sermon delivered from a thundercloud, the book reads more like the recollections of someone who has seen something extraordinary and feels obliged to report back with as much clarity as possible. The result is a narrative that is both reflective and strangely practical, as though the author has returned from a brief inspection tour of eternity and is now explaining what he noticed. The 1992 Kingsway Publications edition belongs to that quietly earnest tradition of spiritual and reflective books that populated many shelves in the late twentieth century—books purchased by readers interested in questions that rarely receive tidy answers. It is not a work that demands agreement so much as it invites contemplation, which may explain why it has remained widely read for decades. This copy is in good condition, displaying the modest signs of a book that has been read thoughtfully rather than dramatically. The pages remain entirely sound and perfectly serviceable for further reflection on life, death, and whatever administrative arrangements may exist beyond them. An intriguing read for those interested in near-death experiences, spiritual exploration, or simply the enduring human habit of wondering what lies beyond the horizon. Whether taken as testimony, metaphor, or philosophical curiosity, Return from Tomorrow offers a reminder that some journeys begin precisely where others appear to end—and that occasionally someone returns with notes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5985/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/return-from-tomorrow-mar-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kingsway Publications 9780860659853 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5984 Phillips Collectors Notebook by Phillips Phillips Collectors’ Notebook (1985) by Phillips Silent Books | ISBN: 1851830014 Condition: Very Good, unused As sold by Crappy Old Books There is something magnificently hopeful about a collectors’ notebook. It begins life believing that someone, somewhere, is about to become extraordinarily organised. Measurements will be noted. Provenance will be recorded. Prices paid, auction results, maker’s marks, dates, observations, and quiet triumphs of discernment will all be entered in a neat hand by a person who knows exactly what they are doing. Naturally, most such books end up either half-used, mysteriously abandoned, or filled with one telephone number and a shopping list. This copy, however, remains gloriously unused, which means its optimism is entirely intact. Produced in 1985 under the Phillips name, this is less a mere notebook than a small shrine to the serious business of collecting. It belongs to that charmingly civilised world in which enthusiasts did not simply “like stuff” but collected it, preferably with discernment, restraint, and at least the appearance of method. Whether your weakness is porcelain, silver, clocks, postcards, militaria, old books, or curious objects whose purpose has been lost to time, this notebook stands ready to assist with the grand administrative side of obsession. And what a handsome object it is. The cover has that distinctly cultivated look: decorative, tasteful, faintly luxurious, and just formal enough to imply that whatever you write inside ought to be worth posterity’s attention. It does not scream for notice. It merely sits there looking like the sort of thing that belongs beside an auction catalogue, a fountain pen, and an expression of measured expertise. The charm of a book like this lies partly in what it represents. It harks back to a pre-digital age when the proper response to an acquisitive passion was not to open a spreadsheet but to maintain a notebook. A real one. On paper. With pages. Perhaps with pencilled annotations and little crossings-out that would one day become a private archaeology of judgement, enthusiasm, and occasional purchasing errors. In other words, civilisation. Published by Silent Books, this 1985 edition is a lovely relic of the collecting world before apps, barcode scanners, cloud backups, and online marketplaces convinced everyone that disorder could be solved by owning more devices. Here, all you need is the object, the notebook, and enough self-belief to imagine that this time you really will keep accurate records. This copy is in very good unused condition, which is a particular pleasure. It has survived the decades without being pressed into service, so the pages remain waiting for their first entry, like fresh snow awaiting the first bootprint of connoisseurship. That unused state also gives it a curious double character: it is both a practical notebook and a collectible object in its own right, which feels pleasingly recursive. A splendid piece for collectors of ephemera, auction-related material, stationery, or the general culture of tasteful acquisitiveness. It would also make an excellent gift for someone who enjoys antiques, cataloguing, or simply the fantasy of becoming a beautifully organised person from one notebook onwards. Whether used for its intended purpose or treasured as a period artefact of pre-digital elegance, Phillips Collectors’ Notebook offers a small but distinct pleasure: the chance to feel, at least for a moment, impeccably sorted. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5984/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/phillips-collectors-notebook-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Silent Books 9781851830015 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5983 Funeral Games by Mary Renault Funeral Games (1987) by Mary Renault Penguin Books | ISBN: 9780140062427 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are ordinary inheritance disputes, and then there is the sort that follows the death of Alexander the Great, where the assets include an empire, the interested parties all command armies, and absolutely nobody is inclined to wait patiently for probate. Funeral Games takes that already unpromising situation and turns it into a magnificent historical mêlée of ambition, strategy, loyalty, betrayal, and the general inconvenience of being surrounded by men who all believe history has reserved a special place for them. Mary Renault, of course, does not write history as though it were a list of dates and helmets. She writes it as lived experience: full of dust, personality, calculation, and the unnerving sense that power is always one badly judged conversation away from changing hands. Here, the great man is dead, but the trouble is only just getting properly organised. His generals, companions, relatives, claimants, opportunists, and assorted empire-sized schemers begin circling one another with all the warmth and trust of wolves at a diplomatic conference. The title is perfectly chosen. These are indeed funeral games, though not of the tasteful memorial variety. Nobody is arranging a modest buffet and a few respectful remarks. Instead, there is political manoeuvring on a heroic scale, dynastic uncertainty, strategic marriage, military jockeying, and a great deal of elegant backstabbing, both literal and metaphorical. It is the ancient world doing what it did best: treating grief as a brief administrative pause before the next round of struggle for supremacy. One of Renault’s particular gifts is her ability to make historical figures feel immediate without reducing them to modern caricatures. These are not cardboard ancients declaiming at one another in marble halls. They are sharp, dangerous, complicated people trying to survive in a world where personal loyalty, public image, military force, and sheer nerve are all currencies to be spent carefully. The result is a novel that feels both grand in scale and intensely human, even when those humans are making ruinous choices in several languages. And then there is the pleasure of the setting itself: the post-Alexander world, sprawling and unstable, glittering with culture and menace. This was an age in which the known world had suddenly been stretched open and nobody quite knew what shape it would settle into. Renault captures that sense of expansion and fracture beautifully. Civilisation is advancing, collapsing, reorganising and stabbing itself in the corridor, often all before lunch. Published in this 1987 Penguin edition, Funeral Games offers historical fiction of the serious, intelligent, gloriously absorbing kind: the sort that assumes readers are capable of enjoying nuance, complexity, and names from antiquity without needing every third page interrupted by a knowing wink. It rewards attention, but never feels dutiful. On the contrary, it has the irresistible pull of a very refined political thriller in sandals. This copy is in good condition, meaning it has survived rather better than most of Alexander’s succession arrangements. It shows signs of age and reading, as a proper paperback ought, but remains sound, presentable, and entirely ready for another campaign through the fractured Hellenistic world. A fine choice for readers who like historical fiction with brains, tension, and moral ambiguity; for admirers of Mary Renault’s beautifully controlled prose; or for anyone who enjoys the spectacle of civilisation being carried forward by brilliant men making catastrophically self-interested decisions. In other words, history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5983/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/funeral-games-mar-2026.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140062427 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5982 Born In Paradise by Armine Von Tempski Born In Paradise (1947) by Armine Von Tempski The Travel Book Club ISBN: none Condition: Very Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some childhoods involve bicycles, slightly muddy fields, and the occasional scraped knee. Others involve growing up on a vast Hawaiian ranch beneath volcanoes, galloping across open land, swimming in the Pacific, and generally behaving as though the entire landscape has been designed specifically for adventure. Born In Paradise belongs firmly in the latter category. Armine Von Tempski’s memoir recounts her extraordinary upbringing in early twentieth-century Hawaii, where life appears to have consisted largely of riding horses, exploring dramatic landscapes, encountering colourful characters, and developing the sort of rugged independence that only comes from being raised somewhere where nature is both magnificent and mildly dangerous. It is the literary equivalent of a childhood that refuses to stay politely indoors. The title may sound suspiciously idyllic, but Von Tempski manages to combine the romance of the setting with the practical realities of frontier life. Paradise, it turns out, occasionally includes cattle, weather, long distances, and the kind of daily challenges that make modern readers quietly grateful for central heating and supermarkets. What gives the book its enduring charm is the author’s voice: warm, observant, and filled with the kind of nostalgic clarity that turns memory into storytelling. She writes of family life, ranch work, and the rhythms of Hawaiian life with an affection that never becomes sentimental. Instead, the narrative unfolds as a series of vivid scenes—sunlit landscapes, lively conversations, and the gentle humour that often accompanies looking back at one’s own youthful escapades. Published in 1947 by The Travel Book Club, this edition belongs to that pleasant mid-century tradition of travel writing and memoir in which readers could experience distant places from the comfort of a well-upholstered armchair. Before budget airlines and travel influencers, books like this were how one visited exotic locations: by turning pages and imagining the warm Pacific breeze. The copy offered here is in very good condition, showing the reassuring signs of a book that has been read but not abused. It remains structurally sound, entirely readable, and ready to transport another reader to a childhood where the scenery was spectacular and the adventures seemed to arrive daily. Ideal for readers who enjoy memoir, travel writing, or stories of lives lived somewhat more freely than our own carefully scheduled modern routines allow. It is also perfect for anyone who occasionally suspects that their own childhood might have benefited from a few more horses and a volcano or two. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5982/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/born-in-paradise-mar-2026.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5981 French Short Stories by Various French Short Stories (1995) by Various Senate | ISBN: 9781859581179 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are nations that excel at engineering, nations that excel at tea, and then there is France, which has spent several centuries excelling at the fine art of staring thoughtfully out of a window while contemplating love, despair, philosophy, bread, and occasionally all four at once. French Short Stories gathers together a selection of literary miniatures from that most elegant of traditions: tales that are short in length but frequently very long in mood. Within these pages you will encounter the full spectrum of French literary preoccupations. People fall in love in inconvenient circumstances, people fall out of love in more inconvenient circumstances, and people sit in cafés reflecting upon both while a waiter silently judges them. Somewhere nearby there will almost certainly be a river, a train platform, a provincial street, or a room where someone is quietly questioning the nature of existence. What makes French short fiction so distinctive is that it manages to be simultaneously dramatic and restrained. Catastrophic emotional events occur, yet everyone behaves with remarkable composure. Lives change forever, but politely. Someone may be heartbroken, but they will at least be heartbreakingly well-dressed. As an anthology, this book offers the literary equivalent of wandering through a Parisian side street and peering through several different windows, each revealing a small, self-contained drama. One story might deliver a sharp twist, another a melancholic reflection, another a gently devastating observation about human nature. The French have long understood that the smallest moments—an awkward conversation, a fleeting glance, an unexpected silence—often contain entire novels hiding inside them. Published in 1995 by Senate, this collection has the comfortable, slightly scholarly air of a book intended to make readers feel both entertained and mildly cultivated at the same time. It is ideal for dipping into when you want a complete literary experience without committing to three hundred pages of existential crisis. The copy offered here is in good condition, with the gentle signs of a life spent quietly among other books rather than dramatically hurled across rooms in fits of continental passion. Structurally sound and entirely readable, it is ready for another round of thoughtful appreciation. Perfect for anyone who enjoys world literature, cultural curiosity, or the subtle art of reading something intelligent while pretending you always intended to. Whether you read one story at a time or devour the lot in a single reflective sitting, this collection offers a compact tour of French storytelling at its most elegant, ironic, and occasionally quietly devastating. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5981/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/french-short-stories-mar-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Senate 9781859581179 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5978 European Porcelain by Maria Penkala Ah yes, European Porcelain (1947) by Maria Penkala — a book devoted to one of civilisation’s most elegant obsessions: the transformation of fragile white clay into objects so refined that entire aristocracies spent centuries pretending they could not possibly live without them. Published by R. W. Haentjens Dekker in 1947, this is a wonderfully poised survivor from the immediate post-war years, when Europe was still busy reconstructing cities, economies, and its general sense of self, and yet there remained ample justification for a serious book about porcelain. Quite right too. If humanity is to persist, it may as well do so with a decent cup, a delicately painted plate, and some grasp of Meissen. Porcelain, after all, is one of those subjects that appears harmless until one looks properly. At first glance it is merely crockery for people with stronger nerves than average. Then, gradually, it reveals itself as a whole theatre of taste, trade, chemistry, status, empire, fashion, collecting, imitation, theft, and social aspiration. What seems to be a nice little figure in a cabinet turns out to involve royal patronage, industrial espionage, and a continent-wide determination to make tableware into a branch of high culture. Maria Penkala guides the reader into this polished and faintly perilous world, where factories such as Meissen, Sèvres, Vienna, and others compete for beauty, prestige, and the right to be admired from behind glass by people who would be terrified to dust them. This is not merely a picture book for lovers of pretty china. It is a doorway into the curious seriousness with which Europe approached decorative arts, especially when kings, courts, and collectors were involved. There is something especially charming about a 1947 book on this subject. It belongs to that great tradition of European art books that assume the reader is capable of caring deeply about glaze, form, decoration, provenance, and the subtle distinctions between one national school of porcelain and another. No frantic simplification, no “five things you need to know about plates,” just the old-fashioned belief that beauty, craftsmanship, and history are worthy of sustained attention. A noble assumption, and one Crappy Old Books is always happy to encourage. This copy, now in Good condition, has survived nearly eight decades with commendable poise, which is rather fitting for a book about objects famed for breakability. The volume itself is sturdier than its subject matter, though one suspects it has spent much of its life near glass cabinets, sideboards, drawing rooms, or shelves belonging to someone who knew the difference between porcelain and mere pottery and was not afraid to mention it. And that, really, is part of the delight. Books like this open onto entire lost worlds of connoisseurship. They remind us that once upon a time a great many cultivated people were perfectly willing to have vigorous opinions about figurines, tea services, underglaze blue, and the proper merits of continental manufacture. They were, in their way, absolutely right. If one is going to care about beautiful things, one may as well care properly. Of course, to the modern eye, there is also a faint and wonderful comedy to porcelain as a subject. So much human effort, wealth, science, artistry, and social theatre, all concentrated on objects whose long-term survival depends chiefly on nobody knocking the cabinet. Yet this only makes porcelain more endearing. It is beauty with built-in suspense. So here we have European Porcelain: a thoughtful post-war study of Europe’s most refined ceramic ambitions, offered in Good condition and now quietly available through Crappy Old Books, where the grand cultural achievements of the continent are as likely to arrive in mildly scuffed cloth as in marble halls. A book about porcelain, then. Which is to say: a book about taste, fragility, vanity, craftsmanship, history, and the extraordinary lengths to which human beings will go in order to make a plate seem important. Quite wonderfully so. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5978/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/european-porcelain-mar-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books RW Haentjens Dekker no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5976 Rambles and Studies in Greece by JP Mahaffy Ah yes, Rambles and Studies in Greece (1892) by J. P. Mahaffy — a title from that glorious late-Victorian moment when a learned gentleman could wander about the eastern Mediterranean, think large thoughts about antiquity, and publish the results under a heading that makes it all sound pleasantly incidental, as though he had merely popped out for some olives and accidentally produced a substantial meditation on classical civilisation. Published by Macmillan in 1892, this is exactly the sort of book one hopes to find in old cloth: serious but not joyless, scholarly but not embalmed, and infused with the self-assured intelligence of an age that believed Greece was not merely a country but a civilisational condition. Mahaffy was not the sort of man to go abroad simply to admire the view. He went equipped to compare ruins, judge cultures, invoke Plato, and generally behave as though the modern world were obliged to justify itself before Periclean standards. And to be fair, he was well qualified for the task. John Pentland Mahaffy was one of those formidable nineteenth-century classicists who seem to have been manufactured in small batches for the purpose of making the rest of humanity feel under-read. Irish scholar, historian, wit, lecturer, and friend to the young Oscar Wilde, he belonged to that breed of academic who could write about the ancient world not as a remote museum-piece but as something alive, debatable, visible in the landscape, and endlessly worth talking about over dinner. This book is one of his best-known works, and understandably so. It offers a wonderfully rich mixture of travel writing, classical scholarship, historical reflection, and cultivated opinion. Mahaffy is not merely cataloguing temples and inscriptions like an especially articulate inventory clerk. He is roaming through Greece with the eye of a classicist and the temperament of a man who expects the stones themselves to join the conversation. The result is far more engaging than the title’s mildness suggests. These are not just rambles. They are very educated rambles. Naturally, it is also a beautifully Victorian sort of enterprise. The nineteenth century had a particular gift for turning travel into an extension of moral and intellectual seriousness. One did not simply “do Greece.” One studied it, compared it to the ancients, reflected on its decay and endurance, assessed its scenery in relation to Homer, and came home with opinions sufficiently forceful to intimidate lesser tourists for generations. Mahaffy does all this with considerable charm, if also with that unmistakable air of a man accustomed to being listened to. Physically, this 1892 Macmillan volume looks exactly as such a book should: dark cloth, decorative gilt blocking, and the quiet dignity of an object printed when publishers still expected books to remain on shelves for more than one election cycle. This particular copy is in Good condition, and importantly the back cover has been re-hinged, so it is now nice and sturdy. In other words, it has received the sort of practical intervention every old traveller eventually needs. Mahaffy may have rambled through Greece; this copy has rambled through time, and now returns in serviceable form, ready for another tour of duty. That re-hinging is no small thing, either. Old books often reach the age where they remain intellectually vigorous but physically inclined to detach themselves from reality. This one has been given a useful structural reprieve. It can once again sit, open, and behave like a proper book rather than a philosophical suggestion held together by memory and dust. Crappy Old Books approves of such survivals. Civilisation itself, after all, is largely a matter of careful repairs. The content remains rewarding in exactly the way older travel scholarship often is. Even where Mahaffy’s assumptions are very much of his period, that is part of the fascination. You are not just reading about Greece; you are reading how 1892 thought about Greece — how ruins, landscape, history, and classical inheritance were filtered through the mind of a Victorian intellectual at full operating voltage. It is travel writing, certainly, but also a historical document of educated taste, imperial confidence, and genuine enthusiasm for the ancient world. And there is something deeply pleasing about the phrase Rambles and Studies in Greece. It sounds so unthreatening, almost leisurely, as though the book might consist of a few agreeable meanders among olive groves and a passing thought about some marble. In reality it contains a formidable quantity of culture. This is the sort of book that begins with scenery and ends by reminding you that entire civilisations have risen, flourished, argued, sculpted, declaimed, and collapsed on the very ground being described. So here it is: a handsome 1892 Macmillan volume by a grand old classicist, st https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5976/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rambles-and-studies-in-greece-mar-2026.jpg 5.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5974 The Religio Medici and Other Writings of Sir Thomas Browne by Thomas Brown Ah yes, The Religio Medici and Other Writings of Sir Thomas Browne — a book that quietly demonstrates that the seventeenth century contained people capable of writing sentences so elaborate that modern prose looks like it has been put on a strict diet. This Everyman’s Library edition, published by J. M. Dent and printed by Billings and Sons Ltd., Guildford, most likely dates from somewhere between c.1925 and 1939, a period when publishers still believed that the general reading public might enjoy dipping into the thoughts of a philosophically inclined physician who could move from theology to zoology, mortality, curiosity, and the oddity of existence without the slightest concern for the reader’s comfort. Sir Thomas Browne himself (1605–1682) was a doctor, scholar, collector of strange ideas, and master of the sort of English prose that appears to unfold in stately spirals. Religio Medici — “The Religion of a Doctor” — began life as a private meditation before accidentally becoming one of the most widely read intellectual works of the seventeenth century. Which is exactly the sort of literary accident that the seventeenth century specialised in: a thoughtful manuscript circulates among friends, someone prints it, and suddenly half of Europe is discussing it. Browne’s mind was a curious place. He could contemplate the nature of faith, the mysteries of the universe, the habits of animals, the frailty of the human body, the vanity of worldly ambition, and the deep strangeness of existence, all in a style so ornate that even the commas appear to have university degrees. Reading Browne is less like following an argument and more like wandering through a beautifully furnished intellectual mansion where every room contains a cabinet of curiosities. This Everyman’s Library edition belongs to that admirable early twentieth-century mission of putting the great works of civilisation into compact, affordable volumes. J. M. Dent’s ambition was nothing less than to create a library for everyone — hence the name — allowing ordinary readers to keep Plato, Shakespeare, Montaigne, Dante, Browne and countless others within reach of the domestic bookshelf rather than locked away in rarefied academic towers. Physically, the book has that quietly dignified soft-hardback format typical of many Everyman volumes — a sturdy cloth binding that behaves like a hardback but carries itself with the modesty of a book designed to be handled, read, re-read, and occasionally forgotten on a train. The plain boards and restrained publisher device give it the calm appearance of a volume that knows perfectly well it contains four centuries of thoughtful English prose and therefore has no need for theatrical decoration. And what prose it is. Browne writes with a kind of cultivated wonder at the world: a mixture of science, faith, curiosity, melancholy, and speculation that belongs to a time when the boundaries between disciplines were still pleasantly blurred. He is the sort of writer who can make mortality sound strangely beautiful and curiosity sound like a moral duty. To the modern reader, Browne also provides a reminder that English once had a taste for complexity. These are sentences that take their time, ideas that unfold slowly, and reflections that assume the reader is willing to pause and think. It is the literary equivalent of strolling through a cathedral rather than rushing through an airport. This particular copy, now in Good condition, has travelled a respectable distance through the twentieth century before arriving safely among the slightly eccentric but entirely civilised stacks of Crappy Old Books. Somewhere along the way it has carried Browne’s thoughts through decades of readers, wars, changing tastes, and the gradual disappearance of the sort of prose that made Victorian essayists nod approvingly. What remains is a small, quietly serious volume containing the meditations of one of England’s most intriguing minds — preserved in classic Everyman’s Library form and ready once again to introduce a modern reader to the strange, elegant, and occasionally bewildering pleasures of Sir Thomas Browne. In short: a seventeenth-century doctor thinking about everything, packaged by a twentieth-century publisher determined that everyone should have access to such thoughts, and now happily resting in the democratic republic of Crappy Old Books. Which, in its own way, Sir Thomas Browne might have found rather agreeable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5974/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-religio-medici-andand-other-writings-of-sir-thomas-browne-mar-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5972 Peril and Adventure in Central Africa by Bishop Hannington Ah yes, Peril and Adventure in Central Africa, by Bishop Hannington — a title that leaves very little room for misunderstanding. There will be peril, there will be adventure, and there will certainly be Central Africa, all presented with the robust confidence of late Victorian storytelling, when the world still seemed vast, unexplored, and occasionally determined to kill the traveller. Published by the ever-industrious Religious Tract Society, this edition likely dates from around 1888–1895, judged by the general appearance of the binding and the publisher advertisements tucked neatly at the back — a Victorian marketing technique roughly equivalent to today’s algorithm suggesting “other items you may like,” except the suggestions involve missionary magazines and morally improving reading rather than headphones and garden furniture. Bishop James Hannington himself was not merely an armchair commentator on distant lands. He was a real missionary bishop operating in East Africa during the heroic, occasionally reckless period of nineteenth-century exploration and evangelism. The Victorians had a particular enthusiasm for sending determined clergy to remote corners of the globe armed with faith, notebooks, and a profound optimism about civilisation’s future. Sometimes the results were inspiring, sometimes complicated, and sometimes — as the title hints with admirable honesty — perilous. Within these pages you will find the sort of narrative that once fuelled the imaginations of generations of young readers: journeys through unfamiliar landscapes, encounters with local peoples, long treks across difficult terrain, and the steady conviction that Providence, stamina, and a well-packed crate of supplies could overcome most obstacles the African interior cared to produce. The tone is unmistakably of its time. Victorian missionary literature possessed a fascinating blend of adventure story, travelogue, moral instruction, and occasionally the subtle suggestion that the British Empire had rather a lot of business everywhere. Modern readers approach such books with a mixture of curiosity, historical interest, and the occasional raised eyebrow — which is part of their charm. They are not merely stories of travel; they are windows into how the late nineteenth century understood the wider world. Physically, this volume carries all the hallmarks of that era. The sturdy cloth binding, decorative stamping, and engraved illustrations belong to a publishing tradition that expected books to survive both enthusiastic young readers and long years on respectable household shelves. Judging by its condition, this copy has done exactly that. Now in Good condition, it has crossed more than a century of history without losing its essential dignity. The advertisements at the back are an additional delight, offering glimpses of the wider literary universe of the Religious Tract Society: wholesome magazines, improving children’s books, and the occasional stirring tale designed to inspire the next generation of explorers, missionaries, and well-behaved readers. Today, of course, Central Africa is reached more easily by aircraft than by mule caravan, and the modern travel writer tends to carry a laptop rather than a crate of hymn books. But the spirit of Victorian exploration — part courage, part curiosity, part sheer stubbornness — still echoes through works like this. So here we have a late nineteenth-century adventure narrative, printed in an era when the map still had blank spaces and when a title like Peril and Adventure in Central Africa was considered perfectly normal rather than slightly alarming. A fascinating survivor from the age of empire, exploration, and earnest storytelling — now safely moored on the slightly eccentric shelves of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5972/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/peril-and-adventure-in-central-africa-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Religious Tract Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5971 Chambers Dictionary of Scientists by AV Howard Ah, Chambers Dictionary of Scientists (1951) by A. V. Howard: a book from that noble tradition of reference works which assumed, quite reasonably, that the reader might one day need a brisk and authoritative account of a chemist, astronomer, anatomist, physicist, botanist or miscellaneous genius, and would prefer not to rely on vague memory, pub folklore, or whatever nonsense a modern search engine decides to place at the top. Published in 1951 by McCorquodale, this is a post-war monument to organised intelligence: a compact republic of brains in alphabetical order. Here are the men and women who measured, classified, exploded, observed, dissected, theorised, peered, calculated and generally interfered with the universe until it reluctantly gave up some of its secrets. Some changed the world. Some changed one small technical corner of it. All were apparently important enough to be granted entry into this printed parliament of the scientifically inclined. There is something deeply satisfying about a dictionary of scientists. It combines two reassuring ideas: first, that knowledge can be sorted alphabetically, and second, that human progress may be understood by consulting a stout book. No passwords, no updates, no loading wheel, no cheerful little box asking whether you accept cookies. Just paper, print, and a determined attempt to summarise the history of enquiry one biographical entry at a time. And what a world it evokes. This was published in 1951, when science still carried a particular sort of public dignity: white coats, brass instruments, serious lectures, blackboards full of symbols, and the lingering national hope that sufficiently intelligent people might eventually fix everything. Atomic age optimism was in the air, though so too was the memory of what science, in less comforting hands, could also do. A dictionary like this belongs to that moment — respectful, orderly, and faintly heroic in tone, as if the scientific enterprise were a grand relay race conducted by unusually clever people with alarming handwriting. Of course, any older scientific reference book now carries a delightful secondary charm. It is not merely a guide to scientists; it is itself an artefact of how science was once presented. Who was included, how they were described, what was emphasised, and what was left out — all this gives the modern reader an extra layer of interest. You are not just reading about discovery; you are glimpsing the mid-century mind arranging discovery into tidy printed form and assuming, with admirable confidence, that this would be useful for decades. This copy is in Good condition, which is exactly what one wants from a serious old reference book. It has survived the long march from post-war bookshelf to present-day obscurity without collapsing into scholarly dust. One imagines it spending years in a study, a school, a provincial library, or the house of a person who thought it sensible to know who Lavoisier was. And they were right. There is also a certain understated comedy in the title. Dictionary of Scientists sounds calm and procedural, but what it really contains is a gallery of obsessives: people who stared at the heavens, boiled dangerous substances, named tiny things, split invisible things, argued over principles, and devoted years of life to proving points that most of us would not understand even if explained slowly with diagrams. Humanity’s great advance, it turns out, was built largely by individuals who refused to leave well enough alone. Naturally, in the age of instant information, a volume like this seems almost quaint. Why keep a 1951 dictionary of scientists when one could tap at a screen and be distracted within six seconds by something unrelated about space lasers or celebrity diets? Because this has the old virtues: authority, selectiveness, and the quiet pleasure of stumbling across people you did not know existed. It invites browsing, not merely searching. You open it for Newton and emerge half an hour later having acquired opinions about an eighteenth-century mineralogist. So here it is: a sturdy mid-century biographical compendium of the world’s more industrious minds, now residing in Good condition and offered by Crappy Old Books, where the grand project of civilisation occasionally reappears between faded jackets and slightly foxed endpapers. A dictionary of scientists. Which is really a dictionary of humanity’s most determined meddlers with reality. And thank heavens for that. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5971/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chambers-dictionary-of-scientists-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McCorquodale no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5969 Poems and Ballads by John Mansfield Ah, Poems and Ballads (1920) by John Masefield — a title that sounds as though it should be read aloud beside a roaring fire while someone in tweed mutters approvingly and a decanter circulates with quiet authority. Published by Elkin Mathews, a house that specialised in the sort of literary seriousness that makes modern paperbacks feel like fizzy drinks, this edition comes from a print run of fourteen thousand copies. Fourteen thousand! A number that suggests genuine ambition in 1920 — not quite Dickensian mass production, but certainly more than a poet scribbling verses on the back of a ship’s manifest and hoping for the best. And Masefield, of course, was exactly the sort of poet who might plausibly have done that. Sailor, wanderer, future Poet Laureate, and owner of one of the most gloriously seaworthy literary reputations of the early twentieth century, he wrote poems that smell faintly of salt spray, tarred rope, tobacco, and melancholy sunsets. If poetry ever had a maritime department, Masefield would have been its harbour master. Inside these pages you will find the kind of verse that once populated school anthologies and drawing-room recitations — ballads that stride along confidently, poems that believe rhythm and narrative are perfectly respectable things for poetry to possess, and lines that feel as though they ought to be declaimed rather than silently scanned. This particular copy, now offered in Good condition, has survived a century of reading, shelving, moving house, ignoring, rediscovering, and perhaps the occasional moment of earnest literary enthusiasm. Like most books that reach the venerable age of one hundred, it carries itself with the calm dignity of something that has quietly outlived several literary fashions, two world wars, and more experimental poetry movements than anyone really asked for. There is something quietly reassuring about a volume like this. It belongs to a time when poetry could still be printed in respectable quantities, when readers bought books of verse without irony, and when publishers believed that fourteen thousand people might genuinely want a collection of poems about the sea, adventure, and the occasional reflective moment. Today, of course, the world has changed. Poetry now lives online, in spoken word events, or in mysterious Instagram squares accompanied by photographs of foggy hills. But Masefield remains stubbornly anchored in the older tradition — a poet who believed poems should sound like poems, preferably with a bit of wind in the rigging. So here it is: a century-old collection of verse from a poet who sailed, wandered, and wrote with enviable confidence, preserved in solid book form and now happily drifting into the slightly eccentric but entirely respectable harbour of Crappy Old Books. Fourteen thousand copies were printed. A surprising number have vanished into time. This one, rather admirably, has not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5969/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poems-of-virgil-mar-2026.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Elkin Mathews no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5968 The Georgian Literary Scene 1910-1935 by Frank Swinnerton Some books promise gossip, others criticism, and a few manage the agreeable feat of offering both under the respectable cover of literary history. The Georgian Literary Scene 1910–1935 is one of those. Frank Swinnerton’s book arrives from 1950 to survey that curious, transitional stretch of English literary life when the Edwardian world was fading, modernism was elbowing its way into the room, and writers, publishers, reviewers and reputations were all busily arranging themselves into the shape of twentieth-century literature. Published by Hutchinson, this is exactly the sort of book that makes second-hand shelves feel more intelligent. It deals not merely with books, but with the atmosphere around books: the literary world as a habitat, complete with tastes, fashions, alliances, rivalries, reputations and those wonderfully English currents of approval and disapproval by which entire careers were nudged along or quietly smothered. Swinnerton knew this world from the inside, which gives the book much of its charm. It is not a remote academic reconstruction but a record informed by memory, proximity and the kind of knowingness that comes from having actually inhabited the scene one is describing. The period itself is irresistible. Between 1910 and 1935, British literary culture went through one of its most fascinating upheavals. Georgian poetry bloomed and withered, the old order loosened, the war broke everything open, and the modernists began rearranging the furniture while declaring most of what came before hopelessly inadequate. It was an age of review columns, drawing rooms, little magazines, publishers’ lists, literary lunches, reputations built on slim volumes, and a great many people being quite sure that literature was either in glorious transition or terminal decline. Possibly both. What makes Swinnerton so enjoyable is that he writes as someone deeply interested not only in the books themselves but in the society of letters that produced them. Literature here is not an abstract body of work floating in pure aesthetic air. It is a living scene, full of personalities, tendencies and quiet absurdities. One senses that authors are not merely writing, but also being introduced, reviewed, compared, underestimated, overpraised, dined with, ignored, rediscovered and placed into movements they may or may not have wanted to join. The literary world, then as now, was never short of theatre. There is something wonderfully ironic about the title, too. “The Georgian Literary Scene” sounds calm, curated, almost decorative, as though one were about to inspect a tasteful arrangement of poets and novelists under excellent lighting. In reality, the period contains all sorts of instability: changing tastes, collapsing certainties, postwar exhaustion, new styles forcing their way in, and the peculiar spectacle of one generation of writers watching another announce that history has just restarted without them. A “scene” it certainly was, but not always a tranquil one. Published in 1950, the book also occupies a particularly appealing vantage point. Swinnerton is looking back from just enough distance to see the period whole, but not from so far away that its figures have frozen into textbook monuments. Many of the writers involved would still have felt close, perhaps irritatingly so. The result is literary history with warmth still in it. One is not reading the dust of the canon, but the afterimage of a world still half-remembered, with its quarrels, enthusiasms and vanished assumptions not yet fully embalmed by scholarship. This Hutchinson edition has exactly the right sort of mid-century seriousness for such a subject. It looks like the kind of book intended for actual readers rather than decorative intellectual posing: solid, civilised, and quietly certain that literary history deserves a proper binding. In Good condition, this copy has survived neatly, which suits it well. A book about literature’s social machinery ought itself to look as though it has lived among other books, and this one appears entirely at home in that role. For the modern reader, The Georgian Literary Scene 1910–1935 offers several pleasures at once. It is part criticism, part memoir, part social history, and part guided tour through one of the most interesting literary transitions in English culture. It will appeal to readers of twentieth-century literature, collectors of literary criticism, admirers of forgotten book-world gossip, and anyone who likes the idea that novels and poems do not simply appear in isolation but emerge from cliques, fashions, personalities and the occasional beautifully judged dismissal. As a Crappy Old Books item, it is exactly the right kind of treasure: intelligent, observant, slightly insiderish, and full of the quiet satisfactions of a book that knows the literary world is made not only of masterpieces, but of people https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5968/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-geogian-literary-scene-1910-1935.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5967 The Celt The Roman and the Saxon by Thomas Wright Some books set out to tell history. The Celt, The Roman, and The Saxon arrives from 1875 with the far grander intention of explaining how Britain became Britain by way of invasion, settlement, cultural collision and the long, untidy business of one people leaving traces for the next. It belongs to that magnificent nineteenth-century tradition of historical writing in which scholarship still felt faintly heroic and titles were perfectly willing to encompass entire civilisations in a single confident sweep. Written by Thomas Wright and published by Trübner and Co., this is exactly the sort of Victorian volume that makes one feel the past was once approached with a mixture of seriousness, curiosity and tremendous narrative appetite. The title alone is a small masterpiece of historical compression: three peoples, one island, centuries of upheaval, and the tacit promise that if you sit down with the book long enough, the whole thing may begin to make sense. Which is really all one can ask of history, short of a time machine and a better grasp of Latin. What gives the book its enduring charm is that it comes from an age deeply interested in origins. Nineteenth-century scholars loved asking how modern nations had been assembled, and Britain offered a particularly crowded answer. Here were Celts, then Romans, then Saxons, all leaving marks on the land, the language, the customs and the imagination. Wright’s subject is therefore not just succession but layering: the way one civilisation settles over another, the way roads outlast empires, the way names, ruins, habits and institutions endure after the people who made them have vanished into history’s long administrative backlog. There is something wonderfully Victorian about the confidence of such a project. Modern historians, with admirable caution, tend to explain that everything is more complicated than it looks. Wright, by contrast, belongs to that earlier breed of scholar prepared to stride into the deep past and organise it for the reader with grave conviction. Even where later scholarship has refined, corrected or complicated the picture, the book retains the full appeal of an age that believed knowledge should be pursued boldly and set down with proper seriousness. And what a subject it is. Britain’s past has always been a gloriously contested thing: forts and roads, tribes and legions, monasteries and kingdoms, place-names and burial mounds, all the stubborn evidence of peoples arriving, ruling, resisting, adapting and disappearing. Books like this are fascinating because they remind us that history is not merely dates but sediment. The Celt, the Roman and the Saxon are not just categories in a title; they are successive layers in the making of a country still arguing with itself centuries later. There is also a gentle irony in the title’s neatness. “The Celt, The Roman, and The Saxon” sounds so orderly, as though these three groups arrived politely one after another, filed their paperwork and handed over the island in reasonable condition. The actual history, naturally, was a little less well behaved. That contrast is part of the pleasure. Victorian historical books often offer a calm front to deeply unruly material, and one reads them partly for their information and partly for the spectacle of nineteenth-century intellectual authority trying to impose dignified structure on a thoroughly untidy past. This 1875 copy has exactly the sort of hard-earned character one hopes for in an old historical volume. It is in Fair condition, and while the book was rather moth-eaten, the important point is that a repair has been made to the inner hinge, which was structural, and it is now quite sound. That is no small thing. A book like this deserves continued life as a readable object, not a collapsing relic. The repair has clearly been about preservation rather than disguise, giving the volume back its usefulness while allowing it to keep all the age and atmosphere one expects from a survivor of this vintage. In truth, the wear suits it. A pristine copy would be handsome, certainly, but a slightly battle-worn history of Britain’s invasions and cultural upheavals feels oddly appropriate. This is a book about peoples arriving, things breaking, structures being remade and continuity somehow surviving. A restored hinge and a little evidence of damage only make the parallel more pleasing. The volume has, in its own way, endured a small version of the history it describes. For the modern reader, The Celt, The Roman, and The Saxon offers several pleasures at once. It is a work of historical interpretation, a Victorian artifact, and a reminder of how earlier generations imagined the making of Britain. It will appeal to readers of early British history, collectors of nineteenth-century scholarship, lovers of antiquarian books, and anyone who enjoys volumes that look as though they https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5967/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-celt-the-roman-and-the-saxon-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trubner and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5965 Lloyds Register of Yachts - 1930 by Lloyds Some books are read for plot, others for wisdom, and a select, deeply admirable few exist to tell you exactly who owned what yacht, where it hailed from, and why maritime civilisation remained gloriously committed to organised detail. Lloyd’s Register of Yachts – 1930 belongs to that splendid final category. It is not merely a book but a nautical census of privilege, engineering, ambition and polished woodwork: a snapshot of the yachting world at the very moment the 1920s exhaled and the 1930s arrived in full deck-shoed seriousness. Published in 1930 by Lloyd’s, this is exactly the sort of volume that makes old reference books so irresistibly interesting. On the face of it, this is a practical register: names, numbers, specifications, ownership, official order brought to the floating fringes of wealth and leisure. But in practice it is far more than that. It is a catalogue of a vanished social world, one in which boats were not only vessels but statements, and in which maritime record-keeping reached a level of elegant administrative confidence that now feels almost heroic. There is something wonderfully exact about a register. Novels can exaggerate, memoirs can sentimentalise, but a register simply records. It says, calmly and with authority: these were the yachts, these were their particulars, this was the fleet as the world entered 1930. The result is oddly compelling. What begins as reference soon becomes atmosphere. Each entry hints at owners, harbours, summer seasons, maintenance bills, naval habits carried into private life, and the very British instinct that if something floats expensively enough it ought also to be listed properly. And 1930 is a fascinating year for such a book. The world had not yet quite admitted what the decade might become. There is still something of the late imperial, late grand, late confident world hanging over a volume like this: a sense that order, classification and polished brass may continue indefinitely provided the ledgers remain tidy. That is part of its charm now. The register captures a maritime society at a specific historical moment, still crisply documented, still comfortably official, and still faintly convinced that the sea could be domesticated by tables and categories. Physically, this copy is a delight. The green boards, gilt-style detailing and Lloyd’s insignia visible in the image give it exactly the right air of institutional gravitas. It looks authoritative before one even opens it, which is precisely how a register ought to look. A yacht register should not resemble a holiday brochure. It should resemble an object capable of settling disputes in a harbour office while also implying that somebody, somewhere, has very strong views about tonnage. This particular copy also bears a wonderfully specific human touch with the name Miss Ellen M. Brook on the cover, which only deepens the intrigue. Old books with names are often improved by them. They stop being merely surviving objects and become objects with a former orbit. Who was Miss Ellen M. Brook? Owner, enthusiast, secretary, relation to the sea by affection or by paperwork? The register does not say, naturally, because registers are too dignified for gossip. But the name adds exactly the sort of quiet mystery that collectors enjoy. In Good condition, the volume has survived very well for a book that was never intended as a decorative curio. Registers are working books. They are meant to be opened, checked, consulted and perhaps carried with a degree of purpose. That this one remains so handsome is part of the appeal. Better still, it includes a very abbreviated copy of the 1937 registry, an extra layer of bibliographic interest that turns a good reference volume into a rather more intriguing historical survivor. That addition gives the book a faint sense of continuity across the decade, as though the yachting world, too, deserved its before-and-after. There is also something deliciously ironic about the whole enterprise. A yacht is, among other things, a symbol of freedom: wind, water, horizon, escape. And yet here they all are, dutifully entered into the ledger, numbered, classified and rendered obedient to administrative order. It is the perfect British compromise. One may have freedom, certainly, but first it will be catalogued. For the modern reader, this is appealing on several levels at once. It is a maritime reference book, a social artifact, a collector’s curiosity and a design object from the age of serious institutional publishing. It will appeal to yacht enthusiasts, maritime historians, lovers of Lloyd’s material, collectors of interwar reference works, and anyone who enjoys books that accidentally reveal entire worlds through the dry splendour of their data. In short, Lloyd’s Register of Yachts – 1930 is a marvellously specific and unexpectedly evocative survivor from an age when even leisur https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5965/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lloyds-register-of-yachts-1930-mar-2026.jpg 50.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lloyds no GB Standard 6.50 GBP COB-5964 Hertfordshire by Herbert W Tompkins Some county books merely list churches, market towns and mildly improving scenery. Hertfordshire sets out to do something a little more Edwardian and a little more ambitious: to gather a whole English county into one compact volume and present it as a place of character, history, architecture, landscape and quiet significance. It belongs to that deeply civilised tradition of topographical books which assume, quite rightly, that a county is not just a patch of land on the way to somewhere else, but a complete world deserving of proper attention. Written by Herbert W. Tompkins and published by Methuen in 1928, this is exactly the sort of interwar county book that makes second-hand shelves more interesting. There is something wonderfully confident about the idea behind it. Hertfordshire, so often treated now as a commuter belt, is here restored to fuller dignity: a county of old roads, parish churches, market centres, estates, stories, and the sort of historical layering England does so well. Before motorways flattened geography into mere travel time, books like this reminded readers that counties had identities of their own. That is much of the charm. Hertfordshire comes from an age when local history, landscape and architecture were still treated as part of ordinary cultural life. A reader might quite naturally want to know the background of a town, the age of a church tower, the associations of a manor house, or why one stretch of countryside had taken the shape it had. The county guide was therefore not just a practical companion but a form of education, rooted in the pleasant belief that knowing more about place made one’s life richer. It is hard to argue with that. The year 1928 gives the volume a particular flavour. This is England between the wars: not yet modern in the flattened, standardised sense, but already looking back at older worlds with some affection and concern. County books from this period often stand at a fascinating point between record and elegy. They describe places still very much alive, yet already faintly conscious that change is accelerating. In that sense, Hertfordshire is not only about the county it surveys, but also about the culture that produced such books in the first place: observant, historical, quietly patriotic, and fond of detail. This copy has the added pleasure of photos, drawings and a map, which is exactly what one wants in a proper county volume. Text alone is admirable, but illustrations turn a guide into an invitation. Old photographs capture streets, buildings and landscapes with that particular interwar stillness which now feels almost impossibly remote. Drawings add their own interpretative charm, halfway between record and affection. And a map, naturally, is the final civilising touch: proof that one may not only read about Hertfordshire, but orient oneself within it like a serious person. There is also something gently ironic about county books in general. They often appear so modest, so self-contained, as if merely offering local information. Yet they are really miniature acts of cultural preservation. They say: this place matters, these buildings matter, these stories matter, this arrangement of fields, roads and settlements is worth noticing before the world hurries on and forgets to look. A county guide is therefore never just a guide. It is a small argument against carelessness. Published by Methuen, this 1928 edition has exactly the kind of restrained physical charm one hopes for in such a book. The red cloth binding visible in the image is neat, compact and properly dignified, carrying just enough decorative seriousness to suggest that the contents are respectable without being pompous. It looks like a book that would have sat comfortably in a good local library or in the hands of a walker with antiquarian instincts and a reasonable pair of shoes. In Good condition, this copy has survived very well. It remains a tidy and attractive volume, and the inclusion of its visual material only increases its appeal. Books of this sort are often more enjoyable when they have clearly lived a little, because they were meant to be consulted, taken on journeys, opened beside roads or fireplaces, and returned to shelves richer with use. A pristine county guide is pleasant; a well-kept one with intact map and illustrations is better. For the modern reader, Hertfordshire offers several pleasures at once. It is local history, travel writing, architectural record and cultural time capsule. It will appeal to lovers of English counties, collectors of topographical books, Hertfordshire residents with roots or curiosity, and anyone who enjoys old books that make a place feel deeper, older and more interesting than the passing glance usually allows. In short, this 1928 Methuen edition of Hertfordshire is a delightful compact county portrait: informed, observant, well-illustrate https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5964/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hertfordshire-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5963 Historic Links - Topographical Aids to the Reading of History by DL Maguire Some books promise adventure, scandal, philosophy or recipes involving improbable quantities of nutmeg. Historic Links – Topographical Aids to the Reading of History offers something far more specialised and, in its own way, rather more charming: the suggestion that history might be understood better if one actually knew where things happened. A radical thought, perhaps, but D. L. Maguire was clearly not prepared to leave readers wandering vaguely through the past without a map, a place-name, and at least some geographical discipline. Published in 1910 by Swan Sonnenschein and Co., this is exactly the sort of earnest, intelligent Edwardian volume that reminds one how seriously people once took the business of being properly informed. The title alone is magnificent. It sounds less like a mere book and more like part of a civilising mission: not simply history, but the tools required to read history correctly, with due attention to the stubborn fact that kings, armies, revolutions and empires all had the inconvenient habit of occurring in actual places. And that is really the charm of it. Historic Links belongs to that admirable class of books devoted to helping the reader make connections between geography and historical understanding. It is not content for you to know that something happened. It would like you to know where, and preferably why that place mattered. Rivers, frontiers, cities, routes, landscapes, strategic positions, ancient centres of power — all the physical scaffolding behind historical events comes quietly into view. In other words, it is the sort of book that understands that history without place can become a blur of names and dates, whereas history anchored to geography begins to feel real. There is something wonderfully ironic about the phrase “topographical aids”. Modern publishing would never dare. It would insist on “history made easy” or “the world explained visually” or some other panicked attempt to appear painless. But Topographical Aids to the Reading of History has the full Edwardian confidence to assume that readers will see this and think, yes, splendid, that is exactly what I require. One cannot help admiring a title so completely uninterested in seduction. It means to improve you, and trusts that this will be enough. This 1910 edition also has the physical presence to match its purpose. The volume in the image looks like a serious little hardback from the age when educational and reference books were made to survive use, shelves and time with a minimum of fuss. The cover and spine are faded, but otherwise the book remains neat and strong, which is very much the right kind of wear for a volume devoted to the durable structures of history. Better still, the fading apparently looks worse in the photo than it does in reality, which is often the fate of old cloth bindings unfairly exposed by modern cameras. That faded appearance, in fact, rather suits the book. A bright, immaculate copy of a topographical aid to history might feel almost suspicious. This one looks as though it has done at least some of the quiet educational work for which it was intended. It has the air of a book that may once have sat on the shelf of a schoolmaster, student, or serious-minded reader with a taste for atlases and chronology. The sort of person who liked to know not just that Hannibal crossed the Alps, but exactly where and under what geographical indignities. As a subject, it is more appealing than it first sounds. Books like this open a side door into history. They are not the main dramatic narrative, but the infrastructure beneath it. They help explain why cities rose where they did, why invasions took the routes they took, why frontiers mattered, and why whole civilisations became entangled with mountain ranges, coastlines, valleys and trade routes. That is to say, they deal in the highly unfashionable but indispensable truth that the shape of the land has always had opinions of its own. For the modern reader, this makes Historic Links not only a period curiosity but a genuinely attractive old reference book. It will appeal to lovers of historical geography, collectors of Edwardian educational texts, and anyone who enjoys books with the quiet seriousness of a world that still believed knowledge should be built carefully and in layers. It is also exactly the sort of title that delights the seasoned second-hand browser: obscure enough to feel special, intelligent enough to justify itself, and odd enough to make one instantly curious. In short, Historic Links – Topographical Aids to the Reading of History is a wonderfully earnest and unexpectedly charming survivor from 1910: a book devoted to the proposition that history makes more sense when one pays attention to where it happened. This Good copy, published by Swan Sonnenschein and Co., with faded cover and spine but otherwise neat, strong condit https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5963/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/historic-links-mar-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Swan Sonnenschein and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5962 Selected Poems of Gray Collins Goldsmith and Cowper by Guy Boas There are anthologies, and then there are anthologies with the quiet confidence to gather Gray, Collins, Goldsmith and Cowper into one compact volume, as though four of the eighteenth century’s most civilised poetic minds might comfortably share a shelf and improve the reader by association. Selected Poems of Gray, Collins, Goldsmith and Cowper is exactly that sort of book: modest in size, considerable in taste, and steeped in the old educational faith that a person with a little time and a proper hardback could be introduced to melancholy, elegance, moral reflection and poetic polish all at once. Edited by Guy Boas and published in 1926 by Thomas Nelson and Sons, this is a wonderfully characteristic survivor from the era when literary culture was still happily compact. Publishers believed poetry need not arrive in monumental collected editions or expensive finery. It could come instead in neat, durable form, sized for the hand, the satchel or the bedside table, and carry within it enough feeling and craftsmanship to outlast most louder books by several generations. The poets assembled here make an excellent company. Thomas Gray brings his stately melancholy and his gift for making reflection sound permanently dignified. William Collins contributes that more fragile and musical intensity which has made him beloved by readers who enjoy their poetry touched with atmosphere and a little noble sadness. Oliver Goldsmith offers warmth, clarity and humane observation, always writing as though civilisation might still be saved by taste and decency. And William Cowper, with his mixture of inwardness, moral feeling, domestic observation and sudden force, brings the whole gathering a distinctly personal note. Together they form a kind of eighteenth-century dream team of seriousness, grace and cultivated feeling. There is something wonderfully ironic about old poetry anthologies of this sort. They were often compiled for students, general readers and improving households, with the cheerful assumption that one might naturally spend an evening with elegy, meditative verse and polished moral sentiment. Modern publishing tends to become a little nervous if a reader is asked to sit quietly with poetry for too long. This volume belongs to the older and rather more optimistic view that such reading was not an eccentricity but part of being properly educated. A charming idea, and perhaps not entirely a bad one. This 1926 Thomas Nelson and Sons edition has exactly the right sort of restrained dignity. It looks like a book built for use rather than display: compact, practical, and quietly certain of its worth. The blue cloth binding visible in the image has that familiar Nelson solidity, the kind that suggests the book may once have lived on a school or domestic shelf where literature still enjoyed a respectable place in daily life. It carries no needlessly decorative fuss, only the calm implication that what matters is inside. In Good condition, this copy has survived admirably. It has the attractive air of a book that has lived a sensible life and come through it with its composure intact. Anthologies of verse are often more appealing when they show just a little age, because poetry itself tends to settle comfortably into time. The volume looks clean, usable and self-possessed, exactly as a compact selection of canonical poets ought to look. What also makes books like this so enjoyable now is the pleasure of unexpected variety. A single-author volume offers immersion; an anthology offers conversation. Here the reader moves from one poetic temperament to another, seeing how differently each writer handles memory, feeling, landscape, loss, reflection and the strange effort of making experience sound both elevated and exact. The result is less like reading one continuous book and more like spending time in very good company, provided that one’s idea of good company includes meditative verse and occasional sorrow over the passing of things. As a Crappy Old Books item, this is exactly the right kind of treasure: compact, thoughtful, quietly literary and full of the old-fashioned confidence that poetry belongs in ordinary life. It will appeal to lovers of eighteenth-century verse, collectors of old Nelson editions, readers with a weakness for anthologies, and anyone who likes their books small in format but large in cultural ambition. In short, Selected Poems of Gray, Collins, Goldsmith and Cowper is a delightful little 1926 volume: a neatly bound gathering of reflective, graceful and enduring English poetry from four writers who knew how to make seriousness sing. In Good condition, this Thomas Nelson and Sons edition remains a very attractive Crappy Old Books survivor — modest, intelligent, and carrying within its covers enough melancholy, elegance and poetic civilisation to improve even the most disorderly shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5962/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-poems-of-gray-collins-goldsmith-and-cowper-mar-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5961 Poems of Virgil by Virgil Some books survive because they are useful. Others survive because civilisation, after much trial and error, has decided they are simply too good to lose. Poems of Virgil belongs firmly to the second category. Here is one of the great voices of the ancient world, still speaking across two millennia with undiminished authority about empire, exile, labour, love, destiny, pastoral life and the alarming tendency of human beings to turn history into tragedy on a grand scale. This 1921 Oxford University Press edition carries that whole classical inheritance in a compact and quietly dignified form. It comes from the sort of publishing world that believed Virgil should be available not as an intimidating monument, but as a proper little volume that could actually be held, read and absorbed by ordinary ambitious people. There is something deeply pleasing about that. No gilded marble pedestal, no academic theatrics, just Rome’s most polished poetic intelligence sitting neatly between boards and waiting for the next reader to remember what all the fuss was about. Virgil, of course, was never merely a poet of one mood. Depending on where one opens him, he can be pastoral, political, melancholy, tender, ceremonial or magnificently grave. He writes of shepherds and farmers, but also of empire and fate. He can make the countryside seem touched with music one moment and the burdens of history feel almost physically heavy the next. Few writers have managed to sound so refined while carrying such enormous themes. The result is poetry that has nourished schoolboys, scholars, statesmen, translators and the occasional baffled civilian for centuries. What makes Virgil so enduring is that he combines polish with pathos. Everything is beautifully made, but beauty never becomes emptiness. Beneath the formal grace there is loss, longing, effort, duty and the persistent sense that glory tends to demand more than it gives back. Even the grandest passages often have a shadow under them. Rome may be marching toward destiny, but Virgil is too intelligent not to notice what destiny costs. There is something wonderfully ironic, too, about the afterlife of classical poetry. Here was a poet writing under Augustus, in the full high seriousness of Roman civilisation, and he has since been pressed into service by nearly every subsequent age in Europe as a badge of culture, discipline and educated taste. Generations of readers have approached Virgil with reverence, obligation or outright fear, often because some schoolmaster or curriculum insisted upon it. Yet behind all that institutional solemnity lies an actual poet of immense sensitivity and craft, very much worth reading once one has escaped the machinery of compulsory admiration. This 1921 edition has exactly the right sort of modest authority. Oxford University Press knew how to make classics look like classics without overdoing it. The volume in the image appears restrained, serviceable and properly self-possessed, which suits Virgil perfectly. A loud or flashy edition would somehow miss the point. Virgil does not need decorative panic. He needs clear print, sound binding and a reader willing to meet him halfway. In Good condition, this copy has survived with admirable composure. It looks like the sort of book that may once have belonged to a shelf where Latin and Greek still held social rank, yet it remains entirely approachable now. There is a special pleasure in old classical editions: they often carry the air of long seriousness without becoming forbidding. One feels not merely that one is reading Virgil, but that one is joining a very long queue of readers who have done the same, with varying degrees of delight and alarm. For the modern reader, Poems of Virgil offers several pleasures at once. It is, naturally, a foundation stone of Western literature, but it is also full of living poetic intelligence. The landscapes are vivid, the emotions exact, the sense of human effort unmistakable. One does not need to be building an empire or ploughing an Italian field to recognise Virgil’s understanding of ambition, fatigue, tenderness and fate. He remains classical in the best sense: not remote, but durable. As a Crappy Old Books item, this is exactly the right kind of treasure: learned, elegant, compact and quietly full of world-historical weight. It will appeal to lovers of poetry, collectors of old Oxford editions, classicists, would-be classicists, and anyone who enjoys books that look small on the shelf but contain enough civilisation to occupy a lifetime. In short, this 1921 Oxford University Press edition of Poems of Virgil is a charming and substantial little survivor: a Good copy of one of the great poetic voices of the ancient world, housed in a format both modest and dignified. A fine Crappy Old Books volume for anyone who likes their literature classical, their poetry grave and bea https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5961/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poems-of-virgil-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5960 Routledges French-English and English-French Dictionary by Routledge Some books aim to entertain, others to enlighten, and a few quietly promise to rescue the reader from the embarrassing moment of accidentally ordering soup when one meant to ask for the railway station. Routledge’s French-English and English-French Dictionary belongs firmly to that third and highly respectable category. Compact, purposeful and entirely serious about the business of translation, it is the sort of book that once travelled everywhere with students, travellers and the occasionally optimistic self-improver. Published by George Routledge and Sons and here appearing in the Twentieth Edition, this little volume comes from the golden age of practical educational publishing. Based on the publisher’s address and printer details, the book dates to roughly 1900–1910, with about 1905 being the most plausible moment of birth. That places it neatly in the late Victorian–Edwardian world when bilingual dictionaries were not decorative accessories but genuine intellectual tools, carried about with a certain quiet determination and opened whenever French grammar began behaving suspiciously. There is something wonderfully direct about dictionaries of this era. The title wastes no time on marketing flair. It simply announces itself as a French-English and English-French Dictionary, which is exactly what it intends to be. Inside lies a compact universe of words, patiently arranged to help the reader cross that delicate bridge between languages without falling into the swamp of misunderstanding. It is an admirable ambition, and one that millions of schoolchildren, travellers and correspondence writers relied upon with varying degrees of success. The Twentieth Edition status adds a pleasing sense of authority. By the time a dictionary reaches its twentieth outing, it has clearly proved itself useful enough to survive generations of linguistic confusion. One imagines earlier editions sitting on school desks, in clerks’ offices, beside travel trunks or in the coat pockets of earnest young men attempting to improve their French with heroic persistence. Dictionaries rarely achieve celebrity, but they often achieve something better: quiet reliability. Physically, the book has the compact, sturdy charm typical of pocket reference works from the period. It was designed to be practical rather than luxurious, small enough to carry yet solid enough to withstand repeated consultation. The format suggests the sort of volume that might once have lived in a satchel, been pulled out in moments of urgent translation, then returned to a shelf once the immediate crisis of vocabulary had passed. It is exactly the sort of book that feels as though it has done honest work. This copy remains in Good condition, which is impressive for a reference book more than a century old. Dictionaries tend to live hard lives: opened flat, thumbed through rapidly, consulted in panic, and occasionally blamed for the shortcomings of the user. The survival of this one in such respectable form adds to its appeal. It carries just enough age to remind the reader of its long service, without losing the quiet dignity of its original purpose. There is also something gently ironic about old bilingual dictionaries. They present language as though it were a tidy system of equivalents, neatly arranged across two columns, calmly implying that every word has a dependable partner waiting in another tongue. Anyone who has ever wrestled with French idiom will know that reality can be considerably more mischievous. Yet that optimistic structure is precisely what gives these dictionaries their charm: a brave attempt to organise the unruly behaviour of language into something manageable. For modern collectors and readers, the book offers several pleasures at once. It is a handsome Edwardian reference volume, a small piece of the history of language learning, and an evocative reminder of a time when dictionaries were essential companions rather than background tools hidden in digital devices. The physicality of it — cloth binding, compact format, clear typography — has a reassuring solidity that modern reference material rarely manages. As a Crappy Old Books item, it fits beautifully into the category of objects that were once entirely practical and have now become quietly charming historical artefacts. A small dictionary like this speaks of classrooms, correspondence, travel ambitions and the steady belief that education was something one carried in the pocket as well as in the mind. In short, this Routledge’s French-English and English-French Dictionary, dating from roughly 1900–1910 and most likely around 1905, is a delightful survivor from the age of serious linguistic self-improvement. In Good condition and proudly bearing its Twentieth Edition, it remains a compact and characterful Crappy Old Books volume — a small Edwardian bridge between two languages, patiently wait https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5960/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/routledges-frech-english-and-english-french-dictionary-mar-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Routledge and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5959 David Copperfield by Charles Dickens Some novels tell a story. David Copperfield practically raises the reader from childhood, marches them through hardship, embarrassment, ambition, friendship, disappointment and eventual maturity, and then gently reminds them that they have been quietly living inside one of the greatest novels ever written. Charles Dickens did not believe in small emotional gestures. When he wrote about life, he wrote the whole complicated thing. First published in 1850, David Copperfield is often described as Dickens’s most personal work, and it shows. The novel follows the life of young David from uncertain beginnings through a succession of trials, eccentrics, disasters and discoveries, all narrated with that unmistakable Dickens mixture of humour, sympathy and social observation. Few writers have ever populated a novel so completely. Characters arrive not merely as names but as full theatrical presences: unforgettable, improbable and strangely real all at once. Readers who approach Dickens for the first time are often surprised by how lively the writing feels. For a book written in the mid-19th century, David Copperfield moves with remarkable energy. It contains cruelty, absurdity, kindness, ridiculous optimism, crushing disappointment and the occasional small triumph that feels disproportionately important precisely because life so often refuses to cooperate. Dickens understood that people are not tidy moral lessons; they are walking contradictions with very loud opinions. And then there are the characters. Dickens had an almost supernatural ability to invent people who seem to walk straight off the page and into literary folklore. Some are comic masterpieces, others quietly tragic, and a few manage the remarkable feat of being both simultaneously. The reader meets them one by one until the book begins to feel less like a story and more like an entire small civilisation of personalities, all colliding in the complicated theatre of Victorian life. Which makes this Collins Clear-Type Press edition particularly fitting. The Clear-Type series was designed for readers who wanted the great classics in compact, practical volumes that could actually be read rather than admired from afar. Produced here in the c.1920–1930 period, it belongs to that reassuring early-20th-century publishing philosophy: take the best books ever written, print them clearly, bind them sturdily, and trust that ordinary readers might still want Dickens close at hand. Physically, this copy has exactly the sort of honest wear one expects from a book that has been around for a century and has clearly not spent that time pretending to be decorative. It is a soft-hardback, a wonderfully practical hybrid format common to the Clear-Type series, sturdy enough for shelves but flexible enough for real reading. The condition is Fair, and the cover shows definite wear, although it is worth noting that the photograph makes it look rather worse than it actually is. In person it presents rather more kindly than the camera suggests — a familiar phenomenon for elderly cloth bindings that photograph every blemish with unnecessary enthusiasm. In fact, there is something quietly appropriate about a worn copy of David Copperfield. Dickens wrote about the marks life leaves on people — poverty, perseverance, embarrassment, survival, growth. A slightly weathered binding feels almost thematic. It suggests the book has been read, handled, carried, perhaps opened by more than one curious reader across several decades. Dickens himself would probably approve of a novel that has lived a bit. The little burgundy binding, the compact Clear-Type format and the faintly faded gilt spine title all give it that distinctly early-20th-century charm: the sort of book that might once have travelled in a coat pocket, sat on a modest bookshelf beside Scott and Stevenson, or waited patiently on a bedside table while someone read “just one more chapter” of Dickens’s vast and generous storytelling. For modern readers, David Copperfield remains one of the great entry points into Dickens. It is funny, humane, sprawling, dramatic and deeply observant about the strange business of becoming an adult in a world that seems determined to complicate the process. Few novels manage to feel both monumental and companionable at the same time, but Dickens pulls it off with alarming ease. In short, this Collins Clear-Type Press edition of David Copperfield, dating from roughly 1920–1930, is a characterful survivor from the golden age of practical classic publishing. In Fair condition, with a soft-hardback binding and a cover that looks rougher in photographs than it does in reality, it remains a thoroughly appealing Crappy Old Books copy: slightly worn, quietly dignified, and still perfectly capable of delivering one of the richest and most entertaining novels in the English language. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5959/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/david-copperfield-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Clear-Type Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5958 A Book of Mediterranean Food by Elizabeth David Some cookery books teach recipes. A Book of Mediterranean Food did something far more subversive: it turned up in postwar Britain, looked bleakly at the national menu, and suggested that food might reasonably contain olive oil, garlic, herbs, tomatoes, colour, sunlight and pleasure. Elizabeth David’s now legendary book remains one of the great acts of culinary liberation in English publishing, a volume that did not merely describe Mediterranean cooking but helped persuade a damp island that life could, with effort, taste better. Published here in 1958 by MacDonald, this is a pleasingly early survivor from the era when David’s influence was already spreading through British kitchens, bookshops and imaginations. The book first appeared in 1950, and by the time of this edition it had already become something more than a cookbook. It was a dispatch from another world: one in which food was not assembled apologetically from boiled components but brought together with confidence, sensuality and the alarming implication that lunch might actually be worth looking forward to. What made Elizabeth David so transformative was not simply that she offered recipes from France, Italy, Greece and beyond. It was the way she wrote. She did not sound like a laboratory technician of the saucepan. She wrote with appetite, elegance and cultural intelligence, as though food were part of civilisation itself rather than a grim logistical necessity to be endured between tea and rationing. Her pages are full not only of ingredients and methods, but of atmosphere, travel, memory, place and the deeply civilised suggestion that cooking well might be inseparable from living well. There is something wonderfully ironic about the impact of this book. By modern standards, Mediterranean food hardly sounds revolutionary. Olive oil now stares at us from every supermarket shelf with complete confidence in its social position. Garlic no longer needs to travel under cover of darkness. Aubergines have ceased to be suspicious. Yet in the Britain into which David first published, these things carried the charge of cultural contraband. A Book of Mediterranean Food was not merely a cookbook; it was a mild but decisive insurrection against culinary dreariness. This 1958 MacDonald edition has its own quiet charm as an object. It comes from a time when serious food writing still expected to be read, kept, consulted and lived with, rather than splashed across glossy pages as decorative aspiration. The book looks restrained, modest and practical, but inside it contains an entire shift in sensibility. That contrast is part of the pleasure: a neat little volume with the revolutionary message that dinner need not be miserable. In Good condition, this copy has aged attractively, with the spine details faded, exactly the sort of honest wear that suits a book meant to live in kitchens and near cookery shelves rather than in untouched collector’s twilight. A faded spine on Elizabeth David feels almost appropriate. These books were used, reached for, inherited, argued with, and stained into memory. They were not simply admired as symbols of taste; they helped create it. One likes to imagine this copy once sitting near a stove while someone nervously attempted garlic and olive oil for perhaps the first or twentieth time. And that is part of David’s enduring charm. She is not merely instructive; she is persuasive. She makes one want to cook, want to eat, want to understand where ingredients come from and why they belong together. Even readers who never intend to prepare a single recipe can enjoy her for the prose alone. She writes like someone who has seen the world and cannot quite believe others are still willingly eating badly. Quite right too. For the modern reader, A Book of Mediterranean Food remains fascinating on several levels at once. It is a practical cookery book, certainly, but also a cultural landmark and a small history of changing British taste. It belongs to that rare class of books that genuinely altered domestic life. Countless later cookbooks owe something to David’s tone, her eye, her seriousness and her conviction that flavour matters. The book is therefore not only useful and enjoyable, but quietly historic. As a Crappy Old Books item, it is exactly the right sort of thing: elegant, influential, evocative and full of civilising intent. It will appeal to cooks, collectors of classic food writing, admirers of Elizabeth David, and anyone who enjoys old books that changed everyday life without ever raising their voice. A cookbook that helped modern Britain discover the Mediterranean is no small achievement. In short, this 1958 MacDonald edition of A Book of Mediterranean Food is a lovely, characterful copy of one of the most important cookery books of the twentieth century. In Good condition, with faded spine details, it remains a deeply attractive Cr https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5958/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-book-of-mediterranean-food-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5957 Utilitarianism by JS Mill Some books ask to be admired from a distance. Utilitarianism asks a much more awkward question: are you, in fact, arranging your life in a way that produces the greatest happiness for the greatest number, or are you mostly just improvising with snacks, preferences and self-justification? John Stuart Mill’s famous little work has been making readers feel intellectually accountable for generations, which is quite an achievement for a book so compact and outwardly polite. Here presented in a 1936 Everyman’s Library edition, Utilitarianism belongs to that splendid tradition of serious books in modest dress: a small, sturdy hardback carrying enough philosophical consequence to reorganise entire debates about morality, politics, law and human conduct. Mill, unlike some philosophers, had the decency to write clearly, which only makes the problem worse. One cannot even take refuge in obscurity. He explains himself perfectly well and then leaves the reader to wrestle with the implications. The central idea, of course, is famous: actions should be judged by their consequences, particularly by the extent to which they promote happiness and reduce suffering. Simple enough at first glance, until one remembers that human beings are not especially gifted at agreeing on what happiness is, how to measure it, or why other people’s pleasure should occasionally outrank one’s own immediate convenience. Mill knew this perfectly well, which is why the essay remains so interesting. It is not merely a slogan dressed up as philosophy. It is a serious attempt to defend a moral framework that is at once practical, humane, rational and permanently vulnerable to misuse by people who have only skimmed it. What makes Mill endure is that he manages to be both elevated and sensible. He believes morality should improve life, not merely decorate it with noble language. He has little patience for empty abstractions that cannot be connected to actual human flourishing. At the same time, he is refined enough to insist that not all pleasures are equal, thereby rescuing utilitarianism from the alarming possibility that moral philosophy might be reduced to a cheerful arithmetic of puddings. Better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied, as he memorably has it — a line that has comforted clever unhappy people ever since. There is something deliciously ironic about Utilitarianism as a book-object, because it is so small and manageable while containing a theory large enough to bother civilisation indefinitely. Here is a neat little volume that can slip quietly onto a shelf or into a pocket while carrying arguments about ethics, society, liberty, reform, punishment, justice and the proper shape of human life. It is the philosophical equivalent of an understated clerk who turns out to have redesigned the legal system in his spare time. This Everyman’s Library edition is exactly the right format for it. Few series did serious cultural democracy better than Everyman: the noble project of placing the world’s thought, literature and history into affordable, durable volumes for ordinary readers with uncommon ambition. A 1936 Everyman Mill has all the proper virtues of the line — compactness, practicality, quiet dignity, and the assumption that readers may wish to spend an evening with moral philosophy instead of doing something visibly more reckless. One almost misses that faith in the public. In Good condition, this copy has aged very well, and it carries an especially charming extra: an original Everyman paper bookmark detailing their 925 volumes and modern books. That is a lovely survival. Ephemera of that sort often vanish first, and when they remain they add exactly the sort of bibliographic charm collectors and readers appreciate. It is not merely a bookmark, but a tiny paper ambassador from the great Everyman enterprise, cheerfully reminding the owner that one volume of Mill might easily lead to nine hundred and twenty-four others if discipline collapses. Physically, the book has the sober attractiveness one expects from an old Everyman. The blue binding, the discreet series style, the lack of unnecessary fuss — all of it suits Mill perfectly. This is not a philosophy that needs flamboyant packaging. It prefers to look calm and reasonable while quietly asking whether your moral instincts can withstand five minutes of disciplined scrutiny. A perfectly fair tactic, and a very effective one. For the modern reader, Utilitarianism remains remarkably fresh. Contemporary arguments about public policy, welfare, rights, law, harm, freedom and collective good still circle around questions Mill helped define with unusual precision. Even when one disagrees with him, one tends to do so on ground he helped clear. That is the mark of a genuinely important thinker: not that everyone accepts his conclusions, but that everyone serious eventually has to reckon https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5957/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/utilitarianism-mar-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5956 Prester John by John Buchan Some adventure novels merely suggest danger. Prester John strides in from the imperial edge of the map with conspiracies, deserts, diamonds, lost legends, coded loyalties and that unmistakable John Buchan confidence that somewhere just beyond the horizon a clever young man is about to get into serious trouble in a highly readable way. It is one of those books from the great age of adventure fiction in which the world still appears large, mysterious, politically unstable and extremely useful for narrative purposes. Published here in a 1959 Thomas Nelson and Sons edition, Prester John remains one of Buchan’s most energetic entertainments. Before he became permanently associated with Richard Hannay and The Thirty-Nine Steps, Buchan was already proving that he could build a story out of pursuit, secrecy, atmosphere and the sort of peril that always seems to arrive just when the hero has begun to understand what is really going on. He had a particular gift for making geography feel dramatic. In his hands, landscape is never just background. It is a participant: vast, tense, suggestive, and always ready to conceal either escape or disaster. At the centre of the novel is the young David Crawfurd, a Scottish boy in South Africa who finds himself drawn into a dangerous web involving rebellion, prophecy, hidden treasure and a charismatic figure whose reach extends far beyond ordinary local disturbance. This is not the sort of book that believes in small inconveniences. It believes in secret movements, old myths given political life, and the permanent possibility that civilisation is much less secure than it looks from a comfortable chair in Britain. Which is, of course, exactly why such books were written and exactly why they remain so enjoyable. The title itself is a delight. “Prester John” carries with it all the old romance of medieval legend, half-remembered geography and the enduring human weakness for believing that somewhere beyond the known world there exists a kingdom, a power, or a secret arrangement of history that will suddenly make everything more interesting. Buchan understood the charge in that name and uses it beautifully. It gives the story a mythic undertow, as though the adventure were being shadowed by something older and stranger than straightforward political trouble. One is never just chasing men with plans. One is chasing legend in a practical hat. What makes Buchan endure is that he writes with pace but also with intelligence. He can be brisk without being thin, atmospheric without becoming foggy, and exciting without losing his grip on structure. Prester John has all the pleasures of classic adventure fiction: danger, movement, hidden motives, unlikely courage, and that deeply satisfying sense that events are converging toward something large. But it also has Buchan’s distinctive alertness to place, politics and the uses of myth. Even when read now, with all the necessary awareness that early twentieth-century imperial adventure carries its own historical baggage, the story still moves with undeniable skill. There is, naturally, something rather ironic about the old adventure tradition in general. It liked to pretend that empire was simply a backdrop for character-building scrapes, when in reality it was a great engine of power, tension and misunderstanding. That tension is part of what modern readers bring to the book now. Yet Buchan’s storytelling remains potent enough that one can recognise the assumptions of its age while still admiring the craft with which he turns rumour, fear, legend and pursuit into a gripping narrative machine. Old adventure fiction is often at its most interesting when its confidence is beginning to reveal more than it intends. This 1959 Thomas Nelson and Sons edition has exactly the right sort of modest mid-century practicality. It looks like a book made to be read rather than merely displayed: compact, sturdy, and quietly certain that a proper story needs no theatrical packaging. The outer covers are a little flared, which somehow suits it. Adventure books should show a bit of life at the edges. It suggests the volume has been opened eagerly before, perhaps by readers who also hoped for secret plots, long pursuits and the occasional legendary undertone in their fiction. In Good condition, this copy remains a thoroughly appealing survivor. The binding still carries itself well, the format is pleasingly compact, and the slight flaring to the covers adds character without diminishing its usefulness as a reading copy. It feels like the sort of book one might happily keep within reach for the simple comfort of knowing that somewhere on the shelf lies a guaranteed dose of old-fashioned narrative momentum. For the modern reader, Prester John offers several pleasures at once. It is a classic adventure novel, certainly, but also a literary time capsule from the era when sto https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5956/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prester-john-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5955 Lorna Doone by RD Blackmore Some novels merely tell a love story. Lorna Doone gallops in over Exmoor with family feuds, outlaw grandeur, sweeping landscapes, improbable passion and enough moorland atmosphere to dampen the furniture. R. D. Blackmore’s great Victorian romance remains one of those books that refuses to do anything by halves. It wants wild country, old hatreds, noble suffering, dramatic reversals and a heroine whose very name seems to arrive trailing mist and destiny. This 1963 Collins edition brings that whole splendid apparatus into a compact mid-century form: the kind of book produced when publishers still believed classic fiction should be made sturdy, readable and just dignified enough to suggest that buying it might improve the moral tone of the household. Lorna Doone, of course, has been improving and agitating households for generations. First published in 1869, it is one of those novels that became so woven into English literary memory that people half-remember it even when they have not actually read it. They know there are Doones. They know there are moors. They know romance and danger are involved. They are correct. At the heart of the story is John Ridd, a solid and decent hero of the old school, whose life becomes entangled with the beautiful and mysterious Lorna Doone, member of the very family one ought sensibly to avoid. The result is a tale in which love and enmity, landscape and lineage, all begin colliding in suitably dramatic fashion. Blackmore understood exactly how to make the countryside do narrative work. Exmoor here is not merely scenery. It is half the novel’s soul: brooding, beautiful, dangerous, and permanently ready to frame somebody’s emotional crisis against a very handsome horizon. What makes Lorna Doone endure is its complete confidence in romantic scale. Modern fiction often likes to underplay itself, to murmur its feelings and avoid anything too obviously grand. Lorna Doone has no such inhibitions. It believes in love with weather attached. It believes in villains of proper menace. It believes in family history mattering very much indeed. It believes, above all, that a novel should give the reader a world to enter, full of danger, beauty and highly inconvenient emotional loyalties. One can smile at its fervour and still be entirely won over by it. There is, naturally, something delightfully ironic in the book’s afterlife. For many people the title now carries a faintly biscuit-tin or confectionery aura, as though Lorna Doone ought perhaps to be served with tea rather than read in earnest. But that only makes the actual novel more fun when one returns to it. Far from being a decorative period piece, it is a robust and highly atmospheric Victorian entertainment, full of tension, movement and feeling. The name may sound gentle; the story contains feud, violence, class drama and moorland melodrama in admirable supply. This 1963 Collins copy has exactly the kind of practical charm one wants in a reading edition of a classic. It is a soft-hardback, which is itself a wonderfully halfway British invention: not quite limp, not quite rigid, but determined to remain serviceable all the same. The outer cover edges are slightly flared, the sort of honest wear that comes from life on actual shelves rather than preservation in a sterile collector’s vacuum. Even better, the cover is cleaner than the image suggests, which is always a pleasing discovery and gives the book a tidier presence in the hand than a photograph might imply. Its Fair condition feels entirely fitting. A novel like Lorna Doone ought to look at least a little handled. It is not a fragile drawing-room ornament but a proper narrative machine, built for reading, rereading and occasional rediscovery. Fair copies of classics often have more personality than pristine ones. They suggest the book has done what it was meant to do: been opened, carried about, perhaps read in weather not wholly unlike its own. There is something rather satisfying about that. For the modern reader, Lorna Doone offers several pleasures at once. It is a classic romance, certainly, but also a piece of English historical drama, a landscape novel, and a fine reminder that Victorian fiction could combine sentiment and incident with astonishing confidence. It will appeal to lovers of older storytelling, readers fond of moors and melodrama, and anyone who suspects that the best way to improve an ordinary week is with a little outlaw menace and doomed-looking devotion. In short, this 1963 Collins edition of Lorna Doone is a pleasing, characterful reading copy of one of the great romantic adventures of English fiction. In Fair condition, with slightly flared cover edges and a soft-hardback binding, it remains a very attractive Crappy Old Books survivor: atmospheric, dramatic, and still fully capable of sweeping the reader away to a world where the moor is wild, the feud is https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5955/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lorna-doone-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5953 Sketches by Boz by Charles Dickens Before Charles Dickens became the great Victorian institution of fog, orphans, creditors, clerks, Christmas redemption and industrial outrage, he was Boz: sharp-eyed, amused, energetic, and already wandering through London as though the entire city had been built purely to provide him with material. Sketches by Boz is where that extraordinary observational engine first properly announces itself. Here is Dickens before the full parade of his great novels, catching voices, habits, streets, small absurdities and human types with the confidence of a writer who has realised that ordinary life, looked at properly, is not ordinary at all. This 1850 edition, published by Richard Edward King, carries all the charm one might hope for from an early Dickens volume. Sketches by Boz is not a single grand plot marching toward moral settlement, but a lively gathering of scenes, character pieces and urban glimpses: a whole cabinet of London life, opened by a young writer who already knew that the city was a theatre and that nearly everybody in it was performing, whether they meant to or not. Dickens had the rare gift of finding comedy in routine, pathos in bustle, and social meaning in the way a room was arranged or a phrase was spoken. What makes these sketches so enjoyable is their immediacy. Later Dickens can become monumental, as though the whole Victorian age had climbed into the sentence and refused to leave. Here, by contrast, there is something quick, nimble and exploratory. He moves through streets, taverns, shops, lodging houses and public places with the alertness of a journalist and the appetite of a novelist. The result is a London that feels crowded, noisy, smoky, comic, shabby, vigorous and perpetually on the brink of revealing some new human oddity. One can see Dickens discovering not just his city, but his power over it. And what a city it is. Sketches by Boz gives us early nineteenth-century London not in the abstract language of history, but in glimpses of movement and behaviour: the bustle of the streets, the little vanities of ordinary people, the social rituals, the local characters, the comic miseries and private dramas of everyday existence. Dickens does not merely describe urban life. He hears it, notices it, delights in it, winces at it, and then turns it into prose so animated that the people on the page seem to elbow one another for space. There is also something wonderfully ironic about the title. “Sketches” sounds modest, almost casual, as though these were a few light pencilled observations dashed off between more serious undertakings. In fact, the book contains the beginnings of one of the most formidable literary careers in English. These little pieces are not minor in the dismissive sense at all. They are the workshop of Dickensian vision: the place where caricature, sympathy, satire, social observation and theatrical energy all begin learning to work together. One reads them partly for pleasure and partly for the thrill of seeing the machinery starting up. This 1850 Richard Edward King edition, in Fair condition, looks exactly like the sort of book that has earned its age honestly. The image suggests a small, worn, attractively time-softened volume with that unmistakable old-book atmosphere: a little rubbed, a little weathered, and entirely incapable of pretending to be new. Which suits Dickens perfectly. Sketches by Boz is a book about life as actually lived among the crowd, and a fair copy somehow feels truer to that spirit than anything too immaculate and museum-like. It looks like a book that has circulated, been handled, perhaps been read by gaslight, and then survived to tell the tale. The decorative cloth binding only adds to the appeal. It has the kind of faded Victorian dignity that makes one want to place it on a shelf and feel immediately more literary. A book like this does not need to shout. It merely sits there, worn but resolute, carrying inside it the sights and voices of old London and the earliest full spark of Dickens’s genius. That is more than enough. For the modern reader, Sketches by Boz remains one of the most rewarding ways into Dickens. It has all the wit, humanity and comic sharpness one expects, but in shorter forms that show just how quickly and instinctively he could capture a scene. It will appeal to lovers of Dickens, collectors of Victorian books, readers fascinated by London, and anyone who enjoys literature that notices people before judging them too harshly. Though, being Dickens, he does sometimes judge them quite deliciously. In short, Sketches by Boz is Dickens in early, brilliant, bustling form: curious, funny, socially alert and already masterfully alive to the spectacle of the city. This 1850 Richard Edward King edition, in Fair condition, is a wonderfully characterful Crappy Old Books survivor — worn, atmospheric, and carrying within it the youthful https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5953/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sketches-by-boz-mar-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Richard Edward King no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5952 The Civilization of the Renaissance in Italy by Jacob Burckhardt There are history books, and then there are books that stride in, look at an entire civilisation, and announce that they intend to explain how modern individuality, politics, art, culture, spectacle, cruelty, refinement and self-conscious brilliance all exploded into life in Renaissance Italy. The Civilization of the Renaissance in Italy is very much one of the latter. Jacob Burckhardt’s great work is not so much a modest study as a full-dress intellectual performance, one that has spent generations convincing readers that if they want to understand why Europe became gloriously clever, vain, artistic and dangerous, they had better start in Italy. This 1944 Phaidon Press edition brings with it all the gravitas one could wish for. It is a book from the middle of the twentieth century about a nineteenth-century historian interpreting the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries, which means it already contains several layers of civilisation before you have even opened it. Burckhardt’s subject is the Renaissance, but his real fascination lies in the emergence of the modern self: the moment when men in doublets and ambitious city-states began behaving as though politics, beauty, power and personal glory might all be pursued at once, preferably in beautifully frescoed surroundings. What makes Burckhardt so enduring is that he was not content to give a dry chronological account of rulers, wars and treaties. He wanted to capture a whole atmosphere: the courts, the despots, the artists, the scholars, the conspiracies, the splendour, the violence, the rediscovery of antiquity, the cultivation of style, and the intoxicating sense that human beings had suddenly remembered they could make themselves extraordinary. He sees the Renaissance not merely as a period, but as a transformation in consciousness. Which is an ambitious thing to claim, but then ambition is very much the subject here. And what a subject it is. Renaissance Italy remains one of history’s most irresistible spectacles: a place where bankers commissioned masterpieces, princes arranged murders with aesthetic flair, scholars rediscovered the ancient world with almost indecent enthusiasm, and city-states competed to see who could produce the finest architecture while also betraying one another politically. Burckhardt understands that this mixture of brilliance and moral instability is precisely what gives the era its charge. Civilisation, in his telling, is not a tidy process. It is dazzling, cultivated, ruthless and frequently alarming. There is something wonderfully ironic about the title too. “Civilization” sounds so calm, so settled, so proper. Yet the civilisation Burckhardt describes is full of swagger, display, intellectual upheaval and magnificently self-aware human beings behaving in ways that are by turns admirable, theatrical and faintly terrifying. It is civilisation with a taste for magnificence and a knife behind the tapestry. Which, when one thinks about it, may be the most memorable sort. This 1944 Phaidon Press edition has the added charm of wartime-era solidity. It comes from a moment when publishers still believed in making serious books that looked serious, and when readers could be trusted to tackle a substantial work of cultural history without needing any promises of simplification or cheerful bullet points. The result is a handsome, compact hardback with real presence. It looks like the sort of book that expects to be taken seriously, and rewards the effort. In Good condition, this copy has survived rather well. The image suggests a neat, attractive volume with the quiet dignity of a book that has spent decades being more learned than most of the room. It has that pleasing old-book authority which suits Burckhardt perfectly. This is not a text that benefits from flimsy modern packaging or overexcited design. It wants a proper binding, a proper shelf, and a reader prepared to meet it halfway. For the modern reader, the book remains fascinating not only because of its subject but because of Burckhardt himself. Some of his arguments have been debated, qualified and revised by later historians, as is the fate of all influential scholarship. But that scarcely diminishes the force of the work. It is one of those rare historical books that changed how people imagined an entire age. Even when one disagrees, one does so in the presence of a very large mind making very large claims, and that is part of the pleasure. As a Crappy Old Books item, it is exactly the right kind of treasure: scholarly, elegant, culturally ambitious, and full of the pleasures of old intellectual confidence. It will appeal to readers of Renaissance history, lovers of art and Italy, collectors of classic historical works, and anyone who enjoys books that feel as though they were written under the assumption that culture matters enormously and ought to be discussed at length. In s https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5952/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-civilisation-of-the-renaissance-in-italy-mar-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phaidon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5951 Personal Religion in Egypt before Christianity by WM Flinders Petrie Some books merely discuss religion. Personal Religion in Egypt before Christianity arrives from 1909 intent on doing something rather more intriguing: peering past temples, dynasties, monuments and official ritual to ask what ordinary ancient Egyptians may actually have believed, feared, hoped for and prayed about when nobody was building a pyramid for the occasion. Which is, when you think about it, a wonderfully human question and exactly the sort of thing that makes old scholarship unexpectedly alive. Written by W. M. Flinders Petrie, one of the great names of Egyptology, this is not a sensational treasure-hunting volume full of mummies springing out of cupboards to alarm the careless. Petrie was a serious scholar, and his interest here lies in the quieter, more intimate side of ancient religion: not just gods in their official splendour, but belief as it may have been experienced in households, private acts of devotion, personal anxieties, and the small-scale spiritual negotiations by which human beings have always tried to make sense of life, death, luck, illness and the alarming size of the universe. That is what gives the book its enduring appeal. Ancient Egypt is so often presented in monumental form — colossal statues, elaborate tombs, priests, kings, processions, and enough stone to last several eternities — that one can forget it was also inhabited by actual people with private concerns. Petrie, with admirable seriousness, turns attention toward those concerns. The result is a book that feels less like a parade of antiquities and more like an attempt to recover the texture of belief itself: how religion worked not only as public ceremony, but as something personal, immediate, and emotionally necessary. Published in 1909 by Harper and Brothers, this volume belongs to that golden age of learned books when scholars still wrote with the confidence that readers might willingly follow them into specialised subjects provided the subject was important enough and the tone properly authoritative. There is something deeply pleasing about that old-world intellectual assurance. This is a book from a time when the educated public was expected to be curious about Egyptian religion, comparative belief, and the history of civilisation, and the publisher was prepared to bind that curiosity in solid cloth and send it out into the world. Petrie himself is part of the attraction. Few figures loom larger in the development of modern archaeology in Egypt, and books by him carry a certain gravitas even when later scholarship has revised details here and there. He represents that formidable generation of scholar-explorers who combined genuine intellectual ambition with the kind of practical determination required to spend large portions of life dealing with ancient dust, broken objects and the awkward logistics of the desert. Reading him now is partly an encounter with Egypt, and partly an encounter with the history of how Egypt was studied. There is also a delicious irony in the title. “Personal religion” sounds so modest, almost domestic, yet the subject opens out into the vastest possible themes: gods, souls, afterlife, morality, fate, divine favour, and humanity’s longstanding refusal to accept that existence can simply remain unexplained. The book promises intimacy and then quietly delivers civilisation. It is a reminder that the biggest questions are often smuggled in under the most restrained headings. This 1909 copy, in Good condition, has exactly the right sort of age about it. The fading to the spine, as visible in the image, only adds to the atmosphere. It looks like a proper Edwardian scholarly book should look: dignified, slightly softened by time, and entirely untroubled by the passing of more than a century. A faded spine on a book about ancient religion feels almost suitable, as though it has spent decades quietly contemplating continuity, mortality and the persistence of belief from a shelf in a serious room. And serious it is, though never merely dry. Books like this have a peculiar appeal to modern readers because they combine subject-matter of genuine fascination with the tone of an era that believed scholarship itself had style. Even when one disagrees with a conclusion or notices the date of the scholarship, one still enjoys the authority, the breadth of vision, and the sense that learning is being pursued in earnest. There is no modern desperation to entertain every five seconds. Petrie expects the reader to care, and somehow that makes one care more. For collectors and readers alike, this is a highly attractive volume: part Egyptology, part religious history, part Edwardian intellectual artifact. It will appeal to those interested in ancient belief systems, early archaeology, comparative religion, or simply the pleasure of owning an old book that looks as though it ought to belong in a library with https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5951/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/personal-religion-in-egypt-before-christianity-mar-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper and Brothers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5950 Selected English Short Stories by Various There is a particular charm to an old anthology, especially one with the briskly confident title Selected English Short Stories. It suggests a world in which someone at Oxford University Press sat down, surveyed the sprawling, eccentric, glorious business of English storytelling, and calmly decided that these were the pieces worth preserving between two covers. No drama, no marketing fireworks, no need to explain itself — just a firm editorial gesture implying that the English short story, in all its wit, melancholy, irony and occasional weirdness, could be tidied into one useful volume for the civilised reader. Published in 1956 by Oxford University Press, this is exactly the sort of mid-century literary anthology that once populated school shelves, bedside tables and serious households with quiet authority. It belongs to that era when publishers still believed readers might enjoy being introduced to a range of authors simply because the writing was good, the form mattered, and exposure to literature was assumed to be broadly beneficial to the mind. A very optimistic age, in some respects. The real pleasure of a collection like this lies in the variety. The English short story has always been a rather accommodating form, roomy enough to contain comedy, ghostliness, class anxiety, social embarrassment, moral unease, emotional precision, and those exquisitely awkward moments in which nothing explodes and yet everything changes. Anthologies remind us that literature need not always arrive in the form of a doorstop novel with dynastic concerns. Sometimes all the wit, sadness or unease in the world can be delivered in fifteen pages and a quietly devastating final paragraph. There is also something deeply English about the short story at its best. It has a talent for understatement, for things left unsaid, for rooms full of tension disguised as politeness, for characters who would rather ruin their lives than make a scene. Even when the stories turn comic or strange, they often retain that unmistakable air of emotional restraint briefly losing control of itself. A volume like this is therefore not just a gathering of stories, but a compact museum of national habits: irony, discretion, discomfort, observation, and the occasional encounter with something unsettling in a drawing room. As a 1956 Oxford University Press book, it has precisely the right sort of sober dignity. This is not a flashy anthology trying to reinvent literature for the impatient. It is a proper anthology: practical, respectable, and quietly convinced of its own usefulness. One imagines it being set for reading by someone in tweed, or carried dutifully to school in a satchel alongside more alarming obligations. Even now, it retains that mid-century educational seriousness which somehow makes old anthologies more appealing rather than less. This copy is in Fair condition, which for a book of this kind feels almost thematically appropriate. Anthologies are rarely ornamental creatures. They get opened at odd pages, dipped into, consulted, carried about, pressed into service when someone wants “something short,” and generally treated as working books rather than shrine objects. A fair copy often tells you that it has actually fulfilled its purpose, which is rather more honourable than sitting untouched on a shelf for seventy years in a state of decorative purity. The image suggests a volume that has seen life but remains perfectly serviceable: a little worn, a little tired perhaps, but still entirely ready to offer up its contents to the next reader. That too is part of the charm. There is something pleasing about a used anthology of short stories. It feels as though it has already accompanied several readers through several moods, which is exactly what short stories are for. They are literature for stolen intervals, rainy afternoons, trains, waiting rooms, and those evenings when one wants the satisfaction of reading something complete without committing to three generations of a family saga. For the modern reader, Selected English Short Stories offers a double appeal. It is a reading copy, certainly, full of literary variety in compact form. But it is also a cultural object from a vanished age of publishing: the sort of book made with the assumption that good prose would always find its audience, provided it was printed clearly and bound properly. There is a quiet nobility in that assumption. In short, this 1956 Oxford University Press anthology is a modest but deeply appealing survivor: worn enough to have character, solid enough to endure, and full of the rich, varied pleasures of the English short story tradition. In Fair condition, it remains a thoroughly attractive Crappy Old Books item for anyone who likes their literature concise, their wit dry, and their shelves improved by a slightly battered volume that still knows exactly why it exists. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5950/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-english-short-stories-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5949 Beau Geste by PC Wren Some novels merely tell a story. Beau Geste salutes smartly, adjusts its kepi, and marches straight into the great imperial theatre of honour, mystery, brotherhood and highly polished courage. P. C. Wren’s most famous adventure novel remains one of those gloriously old-fashioned books that seems to come trailing sand, bugle calls, noble sacrifice and the faint suspicion that everyone involved has very firm views about duty. First published in the 1920s and presented here in a 1947 John Murray edition, Beau Geste belongs to that rich tradition of adventure fiction in which men with excellent cheekbones and complicated moral codes go off to inhospitable places and behave magnificently under pressure. The setting, of course, is the French Foreign Legion, that irresistible literary institution where mystery, hardship and theatrical heroism have long gone into partnership. Wren understood exactly what he was doing: this is not realism in the muddy, bureaucratic sense, but romance in its grander, more dramatic form, with desert forts, buried secrets, danger and honour all arranged for maximum effect. At the heart of the novel are the Geste brothers, whose loyalty to one another gives the book much of its real force. Beneath the marching, the mystery and the martial glamour lies a story about family, devotion, sacrifice and the lengths to which people will go when their sense of honour has been properly engaged. It is a tale constructed with enormous confidence, full of revelations, reversals and just enough emotional seriousness to stop the whole thing becoming merely decorative derring-do. Wren may provide the dunes and uniforms, but he also knows that readers need hearts under the tunics. What makes Beau Geste so enduring is its complete lack of embarrassment about being exactly the sort of story it is. It believes in courage. It believes in honour. It believes in the dramatic usefulness of the desert. And it believes, above all, that adventure should be given every possible advantage. Modern fiction often likes to explain itself apologetically, as though enjoyment were somehow suspect. Beau Geste has no such anxieties. It offers mystery, action, romance and atmosphere with a straight face and leaves the reader to enjoy them properly. There is, naturally, something delightfully ironic about reading it now. The world from which it emerged was intoxicated by empire, uniforms and the idea that character is best tested in remote and uncomfortable places. Much of that vanished or became rather harder to discuss with a straight face. Yet the novel survives because it is so expertly built and so perfectly aware of its own mythic machinery. Even when one reads it with modern scepticism fully operational, the story still knows how to work its charms. One may smile at the old-world heroics and still be entirely drawn in by them. This 1947 John Murray edition has exactly the right postwar solidity to carry such a tale. It comes from a moment when publishers still assumed a proper novel ought to feel like an object of consequence: well made, durable, and ready to take its place on a shelf among other serious entertainments. There is something very fitting about Beau Geste appearing in this format. It is a substantial story and deserves a binding with a little backbone. In Good condition, this copy has the attractive air of a book that has survived sensibly and without drama, which is more than can be said for many of its characters. It remains a handsome, readable survivor from the middle of the twentieth century, carrying within it a tale already old enough by then to feel classic, but still vigorous enough to send readers back into the desert all over again. For the modern reader, Beau Geste is a fascinating mixture of adventure, melodrama and literary time-capsule. It will appeal to lovers of classic action fiction, military adventure, and those splendidly improbable novels in which men behave with impossible gallantry while the plot piles on one compelling complication after another. It is also perfect for anyone who suspects that books used to be rather better at giving readers proper escapism without needing to wink about it. In short, Beau Geste is a rattling, romantic, honour-soaked adventure of the old school: dramatic, sincere, mysterious and completely committed to the business of storytelling. This 1947 John Murray copy, in Good condition, is a fine Crappy Old Books survivor from the age when deserts were symbolic, brothers were loyal, forts were doomed, and adventure still knew how to wear a uniform. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5949/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beau-geste-mar-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5948 Those Barren Leaves by Aldus Huxley Before Brave New World turned him into the philosophical prophet of dystopia, Aldous Huxley spent a good deal of time politely but mercilessly dismantling the cultural pretensions of the 1920s. One particularly elegant example of this literary sport is Those Barren Leaves, here presented in a neat little 1928 edition from Chatto & Windus. The novel itself is essentially a gathering of artists, intellectuals, and assorted clever people at a grand Italian palazzo — which sounds promising until you realise that Huxley’s real interest lies not in the scenery but in quietly demonstrating that most of the assembled guests are, despite their education and impressive vocabulary, profoundly ridiculous. What follows is a sort of philosophical house party in which everyone talks brilliantly, thinks deeply, and accomplishes almost nothing. If this sounds suspiciously like modern cultural life, that may not be entirely accidental. Huxley had a particular gift for observing the behaviour of intelligent people when confronted with the terrifying possibility that life might actually require purpose. His characters debate art, morality, civilisation and the meaning of existence with admirable fluency while drifting gently toward the conclusion that they are mostly wasting their time. It is satire with a velvet glove: elegant, witty, and occasionally devastating. This copy comes from the late-1920s heyday of British literary publishing, when books were still made with a certain quiet confidence that readers would appreciate good paper, solid binding, and a title that sounded faintly philosophical even if nobody quite knew what it meant. The result is a compact and rather handsome little volume from Chatto & Windus, one of the more distinguished publishers of serious literary fiction during the interwar years. Condition-wise, the book has aged with reasonable dignity. There is a small snag at the top of the rear spine — the sort of minor injury that suggests the book may once have been hurriedly removed from a crowded shelf during an enthusiastic search for culture. The first blank page has an awkward fold, possibly the result of a reader who briefly attempted to use literature as a bookmark. Aside from these small historical adventures, the book remains in tidy and presentable condition. In short, this is a neat surviving example of Huxley in his sharp-eyed satirical phase: a clever, faintly mischievous novel about clever people discovering that cleverness alone may not be enough. Nearly a century later, the observation remains surprisingly fresh. A quietly civilised interwar volume, ready to resume its career observing the follies of humanity from the comfort of someone’s bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5948/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/those-barren-leaves-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5947 The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane War is hell. War is glory. War is confusion. War is a young man running around a field wondering why everyone is shouting and occasionally shooting at him. The Red Badge of Courage manages to be all of these things at once, which is quite impressive for a book written by Stephen Crane, who at the time had never actually been in a battle himself. Apparently imagination — plus a keen sense of human psychology — can go a very long way. First published in 1895, the novel quickly became one of the most famous works about the American Civil War, although it is not so much about tactics or generals or the exciting bits involving flags and bugles. Instead, it focuses on a young soldier who spends most of the story wrestling with the much more universal question: am I brave, or am I about to run away very quickly? The result is less a traditional war epic and more an internal monologue conducted while cannonballs are flying about in the background. This particular copy comes from the handsome little Clear-Type Press “Library of Classics” series issued by William Collins Sons & Co., here under the Collins Clear-Type Press name. These editions were designed to be compact, readable, and slightly dignified in appearance — the literary equivalent of a pocket watch: small, respectable, and intended to accompany the owner through the minor adventures of daily life (though perhaps not actual nineteenth-century battlefield manoeuvres). Dating Collins classics is something of a bibliographic parlour game, but the “London and Glasgow” imprint together with the style of binding places this edition comfortably somewhere around c.1928–1935, when Collins was producing thousands of these tidy little volumes for readers who liked their literature portable and their typography reassuringly clear. Condition-wise, the book has lived a reasonably honest life. The first blank title page once detached itself and wandered off slightly from the binding many years ago, presumably seeking independence. It has now been carefully returned to its rightful position with a fresh paper hinge and behaves perfectly well again, though the page shows some historic dog-earing from its brief period of freedom. The rest of the binding and text block remain in very respectable condition for a book approaching a century old. In short, this is a neat and characterful Collins pocket classic containing one of the most influential war novels ever written — proof that courage, fear, confusion and literature all fit rather comfortably into a small red book. A quietly distinguished survivor from the early twentieth century, now ready to march once more into the hands of a reader — preferably one who appreciates both great literature and the occasional repaired hinge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5947/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-red-badge-of-courage-mar-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5946 Peter Jackson - Cigar Merchant - A Romance of Married Life by Gilbert Frankau Peter Jackson – Cigar Merchant – A Romance of Married Life (1919) by Gilbert Frankau Hutchinson and Co. — ISBN: none Condition: Good Soft cloth binding, pages good but slightly yellowed with age, spine slightly slanted. 178th Thousand As sold by Crappy Old Books There are love stories full of moonlight, violets, trembling declarations and ornamental misery. And then there are love stories which sensibly begin with a cigar merchant. Peter Jackson – Cigar Merchant – A Romance of Married Life belongs triumphantly to the second category: a novel that sounds, at first glance, like either a joke or a piece of highly specific Edwardian bookkeeping, but is in fact exactly the sort of title that makes old fiction so irresistible. Marriage, commerce, tobacco, and emotional entanglement — civilisation, in other words, distilled into one politely improbable volume. Published in 1919, this novel emerges from that curious moment just after the Great War, when British life was trying to look ordinary again while quietly knowing that nothing was quite as ordinary as it had been before. Into this atmosphere steps Gilbert Frankau, a writer with a keen eye for manners, money, relationships, and the subtle mechanics of social life. The result is not romance in the sugar-spun sense, but romance in the older, more interesting sense: the drama of real human arrangements, ambitions, expectations and affections, all unfolding under the watchful eye of a novelist who plainly understands that marriage is rarely simple and never improved by sentimentality alone. And what a title. A Romance of Married Life suggests that Frankau had no intention of wasting time on the easy part. Courtship may be decorative, but married life is where the proper drama begins: habits, loyalties, irritations, compromises, disappointments, ambitions, and the thousand unglamorous negotiations by which two people attempt to occupy the same life without entirely destroying either the furniture or one another. Add a cigar merchant to the equation, and the whole thing acquires a faint haze of commercial realism and aromatic seriousness which is immediately promising. There is something wonderfully ironic about books like this. Modern fiction often behaves as though marriage is either an ending or a catastrophe. Older novels were often far more interested in the fact that it is, in practice, an ongoing arrangement involving personalities, economics, social standing, and daily endurance. Frankau’s title practically announces that he intends to examine domestic life not as a sentimental finish line but as a full narrative landscape in its own right. One suspects there will be emotion, certainly, but also practicalities, tempers, expectations and the occasional collision between romantic ideal and actual human conduct. This 1919 Hutchinson and Co. edition has exactly the right physical character for such a book. The soft cloth binding visible in the image gives it that slightly genteel, slightly modest presence typical of the period: respectable, self-contained, and not at all desperate for attention. It looks like the sort of volume that might once have sat on a side table in a drawing room where someone had strong opinions about propriety, cigarettes, and whether modern marriage was going to the dogs. In other words, ideal. The copy is in Good condition, with the pages still good though slightly yellowed from age, which seems entirely appropriate. A century has passed, and the paper has responded with the quiet golden tint of survival. That slight yellowing is not a flaw so much as an atmosphere. It reminds you that this is not merely a text but an object that has travelled through time, carrying with it the assumptions, anxieties and domestic preoccupations of another age. Books about marriage ought to show a little maturity. There is also the inescapable pleasure of Gilbert Frankau himself, a writer now less discussed than he once was, but still possessed of that invaluable early 20th-century quality: the ability to treat social life seriously without becoming dull, and human feeling sympathetically without surrendering to mush. He belonged to a world that liked its fiction readable, observant, and properly embedded in the practical realities of class, profession and household life. The cigar trade, one suspects, is not there merely as a decorative oddity. It is part of the novel’s worldliness, its sense that people live not in abstractions but in businesses, routines, incomes and habits. For the modern reader, that is much of the charm. Peter Jackson – Cigar Merchant sounds eccentric now, but in the best possible way. It offers a glimpse of a literary culture unafraid to ground emotional life in the material world. Love and marriage do not occur in a vacuum; they occur around work, money, domestic expectation and social performance. Frankau knew that, and the titl https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5946/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/peter-jackson-mar-2026.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5945 Toilers of the Sea by Victor Hugo Toilers of the Sea (c.1910) by Victor Hugo Thomas Nelson and Sons — ISBN: none Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books (Published around 1910–1912 based on binding and publisher addresses) Some novels concern themselves with polite society, drawing rooms, inheritance, and the careful management of reputations. Toilers of the Sea, by contrast, concerns itself with rocks, waves, wind, machinery, isolation, destiny, and the quiet possibility that the sea may simply decide not to cooperate. Victor Hugo, who rarely did anything modestly, wrote this novel as an epic tribute to human stubbornness in the face of nature’s extremely unhelpful attitude. First published in 1866 and presented here in a compact Thomas Nelson and Sons edition from around 1910–1912, Toilers of the Sea is Hugo in one of his more dramatic moods — which is saying something. The novel transports the reader to the Channel Islands, where storms, cliffs, and the enormous indifference of the ocean form the backdrop to a tale of love, endurance, obsession, and the occasional mechanical challenge. Hugo clearly believed that if you are going to write about a man struggling against the sea, you might as well make the sea practically a character, preferably one with very strong opinions about gravity. At the centre of the story is Gilliatt, one of literature’s great solitary figures: determined, resourceful, and possessed of the sort of quiet heroism that only becomes fully visible when surrounded by hostile tides and complicated machinery. Hugo sets him the sort of task that seems modest at first glance and then steadily reveals itself to be almost absurdly difficult. There are wrecks to deal with, storms to endure, rocks to climb, engines to salvage, and the constant presence of the sea itself — vast, beautiful, and completely uninterested in human plans. What follows is part adventure story, part philosophical meditation, and part extended argument between humanity and the natural world. Hugo loved big themes, and here he allows himself to explore isolation, effort, courage, love, fate, and the peculiar dignity of labour carried out against overwhelming odds. It is, in other words, a book about perseverance, although Hugo’s version of perseverance tends to involve spectacular weather and deeply inconvenient engineering problems. And yet for all its drama, the novel has a strangely lyrical quality. Hugo was one of those writers capable of describing landscapes — or in this case seascapes — with such grandeur that the reader occasionally pauses simply to admire the scale of the prose. Few authors could make a rock formation feel philosophical or a storm feel like a moral argument, but Hugo manages it with the ease of someone entirely convinced that nature deserves to be written about at full operatic volume. This Thomas Nelson and Sons edition has its own quiet charm as well. Produced in the early twentieth century when Nelson specialised in beautifully compact editions of classic literature, the book reflects a time when publishers believed great novels should be both portable and durable. The dark blue binding, visible in the image, gives it the understated dignity typical of Nelson’s classic series — small enough to carry, but serious enough to look at home on a shelf that expects proper literature rather than decorative enthusiasm. Dating from around 1910–1912, based on the binding style and publisher address list, this copy sits comfortably in that Edwardian moment when classic literature was being packaged for a new generation of readers. It was the era’s equivalent of a portable library: compact volumes designed to travel, survive, and quietly introduce readers to authors who wrote on a rather larger scale than the book itself suggests. The copy is in Good condition, showing the sort of gentle wear one expects from a book that has successfully passed through more than a century without losing its composure. It remains a sturdy little survivor from a time when books were made to endure ordinary life — being carried, read, reopened, and occasionally rediscovered long after their first owner had finished with them. There is also something delightfully ironic about encountering Hugo’s sweeping maritime drama in such a compact form. Inside this modest little blue volume lies a novel filled with enormous storms, vast philosophical reflections, and a heroic struggle between man and nature. The book itself, however, sits quietly on the shelf looking almost shy about the whole affair. In short, this c.1910 Thomas Nelson edition of Toilers of the Sea is a wonderfully characterful little classic: compact, dignified, and containing far more ocean than its size initially suggests. In Good condition, it remains a splendid Crappy Old Books find — perfect for readers who enjoy epic struggles against the sea but would prefer to experience them from the safety https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5945/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/toilers-of-the-sea-mar-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5942 A Legend of Montrose - Waverley Novels Vol XV by Walter Scott A Legend of Montrose – Waverley Novels Vol. XV (1895) by Walter Scott Archibald Constable and Company — ISBN: none Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are novels that tell a story, and then there are Walter Scott novels, which arrive carrying entire landscapes, dynastic tensions, military loyalties, historical weather systems, and at least three men prepared to defend their honour in language no modern human would dare attempt before lunch. A Legend of Montrose, here in this 1895 Waverley Novels Volume XV edition, is one of those gloriously solid Scott productions in which Scotland is not merely a setting but a full atmospheric condition: stern, romantic, politically entangled, and never far from a sword. This is Scott in his natural habitat, deep in the great business of turning history into high drama and high drama into national memory. Set during the wars of Montrose, the novel plunges the reader into seventeenth-century Scotland, where loyalties are complicated, grievances are plentiful, and men seem to move across the Highlands under the impression that destiny has personally briefed them. There are soldiers, chiefs, rivalries, campaigns, abrupt violences, and the constant sense that private character and public upheaval are colliding in a country too dramatic to permit anything so tame as a quiet week. What makes Scott so fascinating is that he was not content merely to write historical fiction; he more or less helped invent the modern expectation of it. He understood that the past should not sit obediently behind glass like a labelled spoon. It should stride about in boots, making speeches, forming alliances, and occasionally galloping through mist. A Legend of Montrose has that exact quality. It is full of movement, atmosphere, and the kind of serious, martial energy that makes one suspect everyone involved needed either a peace conference or a long sit-down with tea and less inherited resentment. Naturally, the great charm of Scott lies partly in his magnificent refusal to do anything by halves. He does not give you a historical backdrop; he gives you history in costume, history on horseback, history speaking in highly charged terms about loyalty and bloodline. The modern novel often prizes understatement. Scott, by contrast, sees understatement, nods courteously, and then sends in a Highland charge. The result is large-scale, deeply textured, and wonderfully unapologetic. This 1895 Archibald Constable and Company edition also carries that unmistakable late-Victorian dignity. It looks like the kind of book that ought to have been owned by someone with a serious expression, a decent fire, and strong views about both literature and empire. As Volume XV of the Waverley Novels, it belongs to that great age of collected editions, when publishers expected readers to want not merely one Scott but a whole shelf of him, neatly uniform and prepared to represent the nation at length. There is something deeply reassuring about that kind of publishing ambition. Nobody was afraid of a proper book. This particular copy, in Good condition, has exactly the right air of old-book authority. From the image, it looks compact, worn into itself, and entirely untroubled by the passing of a mere century and a bit. It has survived with the calm self-possession of a volume that knows perfectly well it contains Walter Scott and therefore need not make any vulgar effort to advertise the fact. The age shows, certainly, but in the attractive, earned way that old cloth bindings often manage: softened, dignified, and entirely at home with their own history. There is also a quiet irony in reading Scott now. He wrote many of the stories by which later generations learned to imagine Scotland: the clans, the causes, the loyalties, the landscapes, the melancholy grandeur of it all. In doing so, he helped create a version of Scottish history so compelling that reality has spent two centuries trying to catch up. A Legend of Montrose is part of that enterprise: a novel about conflict and character, yes, but also about the making of national drama on the page. One can admire the storytelling while also smiling gently at just how much magnificent seriousness is involved. For the modern reader, this is a splendid object as well as an engaging novel. It will appeal to lovers of Scottish history, collectors of nineteenth-century editions, admirers of Scott, and anyone who enjoys books that look as though they have already outlived several governments and intend to outlast a few more. It is also perfect for those who appreciate historical fiction with proper scale, proper rhetoric, and a healthy disregard for minimalism. In short, A Legend of Montrose is Walter Scott doing what Walter Scott did best: converting the political and military turbulence of Scotland into literature with grandeur, drive and unembarrassed historical gusto. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5942/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-legend-of-montrose-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Archibald Constable and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5941 Vanity Fair by WM Thackeray Vanity Fair (1906) by W. M. Thackeray Collins Clear-Type Press — ISBN: none Condition: Good Slight damage to top of spine, as per image As sold by Crappy Old Books Some novels describe society. Vanity Fair strolls into it, raises an eyebrow, inventories the hypocrisies, admires the upholstery, and quietly informs you that nearly everybody is ridiculous. Thackeray’s great masterpiece remains one of the finest dismantlings of human pretension ever bound between two covers: a long, glittering, sharp-toothed parade of ambition, vanity, romance, money, disappointment, and social manoeuvring, delivered with such elegance that you hardly notice how merciless it is until several chapters later. This 1906 Collins Clear-Type Press edition has exactly the sort of presence one wants from Vanity Fair. It looks like a proper old novel should look: compact, respectable, faintly severe, and entirely unconvinced by the moral sincerity of anyone involved. There is something deeply satisfying about encountering Thackeray in an edition from the early twentieth century, when the machinery of class, reputation, appearance and strategic marriage was still near enough to feel less like history and more like slightly improved gossip. At the heart of the book, of course, is Becky Sharp, one of literature’s most gloriously indelicate social climbers. Becky does not so much enter the novel as begin plotting within it. Clever, resourceful, charming, ruthless, and far too entertaining to be safely respectable, she remains the bright, dangerous engine of the whole performance. Around her cluster officers, heiresses, fools, sentimentalists, snobs, and those poor creatures who imagine society rewards virtue in any reliable sense. Thackeray, being Thackeray, knows better. Society rewards performance, money, timing, and the ability to look composed while everything collapses. What makes Vanity Fair so enduring is that its satire has not aged in the slightest. The clothes change, the transport improves, and people have fewer opportunities to faint into upholstery, but the essential human business of wanting status, admiration, security and advantageous attachment remains stubbornly intact. The novel is nominally about Regency and early nineteenth-century life, but really it is about the permanent comedy of people trying to arrange themselves favourably within a system they pretend not to worship. In that sense, it is less a historical novel than a user manual for civilisation. The Collins Clear-Type Press imprint adds another layer of charm. These editions were made for reading rather than decorative posing, which feels entirely right for Thackeray. Vanity Fair may be a classic, but it is not a fragile shrine-piece. It is a living, bustling, ironic, socially carnivorous book, and it ought to be held, read, reopened, and consulted whenever one needs reminding that polished manners and moral worth have never been reliable companions. A clear-type edition of a novel devoted to exposing blurred ethics seems especially apt. This particular copy is in Good condition, with slight damage to the top of the spine, just enough wear to suggest a long and honourable life without descending into melodrama. The image gives it exactly the right kind of seasoned dignity: a little rubbed, a little worn at the crown, but still very much standing. One could argue that a slightly bruised spine suits Vanity Fair better than a pristine one. A book devoted to the battering effects of social ambition should not look too untouched by the world. There is also something wonderfully ironic in the title itself. “Vanity Fair” is not merely a place in the novel, but a whole operating system for human conduct. Everyone is displaying themselves, selling themselves, protecting themselves, or trying not to be sold off entirely. Love is tangled with advantage, virtue is frequently unrewarded, and innocence is no match for experience with a good dressmaker. Yet for all its cynicism, the novel is not cold. Thackeray sees folly clearly because he sees humanity clearly, and the result is a book that manages to be both unsparing and strangely affectionate. For the modern reader, this is one of those classics that repays every assumption and then cheerfully overturns it. It is funny, observant, psychologically acute, and much more entertaining than those who have not yet read it sometimes fear. Yes, it is important literature. More importantly, it is full of bad decisions, strategic charm, social humiliation, and the kind of elegant narrative judgement that makes one want to underline things in approval. In short, this 1906 edition of Vanity Fair is a wonderfully suitable survivor: a Good copy with a little spine wear, carrying one of the great English novels in a form that feels entirely at home with its wit and worldliness. A splendid piece of old-book gravity housing a novel that kne https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5941/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vanity-fair-mar-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Clear-Type Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5940 Le Cid by Corneille Le Cid (1970) by Corneille George G. Harrap — ISBN: 0245555595 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are some books that look as though they were born to sit quietly in school bags, awaiting reluctant translation, and Le Cid is gloriously one of them. This 1970 George G. Harrap edition of Corneille’s great French classic arrives in a shade of pink so determinedly earnest that it almost persuades you seventeenth-century honour, duelling, romantic anguish and public duty were always meant to be encountered in slightly faded educational hardback form. Which, in a way, they were. Le Cid is, of course, one of the monuments of French drama: a play in which love, honour, family pride and heroic obligation collide with such theatrical force that one begins to suspect the French may have invented emotional overstatement purely to improve the stage. Corneille takes what might, in lesser hands, be a straightforward romantic dilemma and transforms it into an exquisitely structured crisis of loyalty. People do not merely feel things in Le Cid; they feel them nobly, at length, and with a degree of rhetorical finish that makes ordinary human sulking look embarrassingly underprepared. At the centre is Rodrigue, torn between love and duty, and Chimène, who finds herself in the classic dramatic position of loving exactly the man she most ought, on paper, to denounce. Around them swirls a world in which honour is no vague personal preference but a kind of social oxygen. Fathers are offended, reputations are defended, swords are drawn, and everyone speaks as though they have spent their entire lives preparing for this precise moral emergency. Modern life, by contrast, tends to involve far less grandeur and significantly worse dialogue. What makes Le Cid so fascinating even now is that it sits at the border between passion and discipline. The emotions are huge, but the form is controlled. The stakes are intensely personal, but everything is shaped by public expectation. It is a play about love that keeps being interrupted by honour, and about honour that keeps inconveniently discovering it has a heart. Corneille manages this with an elegance that has kept the work alive for centuries, even among readers who may not personally settle disputes with a rapier before breakfast. This 1970 edition has an added charm of its own. It belongs to that now-vanishing world of sturdy classroom texts and educational hardbacks, made to survive generations of students, marginal indecision, and the occasional encounter with a satchel zip. It has the plain, practical dignity of a book intended not for ornament but for use. Yet there is something deliciously ironic in such an object containing a drama of such high feeling. Inside this modest, almost severe schoolbook exterior lies a storm of honour, grief, desire and reputation, all carried out at heroic pitch. The cover says “language exercise”; the contents say “your father has been insulted and civilisation may never recover.” In Good condition, this copy has the appealing air of a survivor from the age when serious literature was regularly handed to pupils with the optimistic belief that they would emerge improved by it. Whether they did is another matter, but the books themselves often endure beautifully. This one still looks entirely capable of introducing a new reader to Corneille’s world of dignified anguish and polished conflict. It may once have been intended as a teaching text, but that only adds to its appeal now. Books with a practical past often carry more character than those that spent decades posing untouched on decorative shelves. For modern readers, Le Cid offers several pleasures at once. It is a cornerstone of French literature, a masterclass in classical drama, and a wonderfully concentrated dose of heroic seriousness. It also provides the enduring amusement of watching human beings place themselves under impossible emotional strain because of principles they consider non-negotiable. That this produces some of the finest dramatic verse in the language is fortunate for posterity and somewhat less fortunate for the characters involved. As a Crappy Old Books item, it is exactly the right sort of thing: compact, handsome in an understated way, faintly academic, and full of more passion than its exterior initially lets on. It will appeal to lovers of French literature, collectors of educational editions, theatre enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys the spectacle of civilisation treating romantic distress as a matter for formal declaration and moral geometry. In short, Le Cid is a classic of love, honour and impossible choices, wrapped here in a charmingly unpretentious 1970 Harrap edition. In Good condition, it remains a neat little hardback doorway into the grand, polished world of French classical drama — a world where people still had the decency to suffer magnificently https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5940/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/le-cid-mar-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap 9780245555596 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5939 The Clans and Tartans of Scotland by Robert Bain The Clans and Tartans of Scotland (1956) by Robert Bain Collins — ISBN: none Condition: Good Slightly faded spine, as per image As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books that merely sit on a shelf, and then there are books that appear to have inherited the shelf by ancient right, possibly after a dispute settled in 1746. The Clans and Tartans of Scotland is very much of the second variety: a compact, sturdy, deeply self-possessed little volume that seems to carry with it not only names and patterns, but several centuries of argument, loyalty, reinvention, ceremony, and highly organised wool. Compiled by Robert Bain and published by Collins in 1956, this is one of those marvellously solid mid-century reference books that understands exactly what it is there to do. It is here to tell you who belonged to whom, what they wore, what they claimed, how they were connected, and why the whole business of Scottish identity has managed to be at once historical, symbolic, romantic, and faintly competitive. It is a book about tartans, yes, but also about belonging, performance, memory, and the remarkable endurance of the idea that a family can be usefully represented by a very determined pattern. And what a subject it is. The Scottish clan world has long occupied that irresistible borderland between history and mythology, where bloodlines, loyalties, battles, names, and landscapes all become entangled in the national imagination. Bain’s book appeals precisely because it does not treat that world as mere costume drama, even though costume drama has plainly done extremely well out of it. Instead, it gives structure and shape to a tradition that has been handed down, revived, embroidered, commercialised, sentimentalised, and yet somehow never emptied of its power. It reminds the reader that tartan is never just tartan. It is ancestry, branding, aspiration, and occasionally a family disagreement in woven form. This 1956 edition also has that unmistakable postwar reference-book charm. It comes from a period when publishers still believed a small hardback could quietly hold an entire cultural infrastructure between its covers. There is something wonderfully assured about that. No flashy gimmicks, no inflated packaging, just a neat, serviceable volume prepared to explain Scotland properly to anyone with sufficient curiosity and a free evening. It belongs to the age of practical scholarship, where books were made to be consulted, kept, and trusted. This particular copy is in Good condition, with a slightly faded spine, exactly the sort of mild wear that seems to suit a book of this sort rather well. A faded spine on a tartan book feels almost poetic: a gentle softening from years of standing to attention on the shelf, still dignified, still serviceable, just a little weathered by time. The image suggests a volume that has aged honestly, without fuss, and is all the more appealing for it. It looks like the sort of book one might find in a house where someone knew the difference between MacDonald and MacDonnell and was prepared to discuss it. There is, of course, a rich irony in the whole clan-and-tartan tradition. Much of what people now take as immemorial custom was shaped, codified, revived, or glamorised comparatively recently, often with enormous enthusiasm and just enough historical ambiguity to keep things interesting. The Victorians, naturally, were delighted by all this. And yet the fact that parts of the tradition were reconstructed or stylised does not make them meaningless. Quite the opposite. Human beings are forever inventing the past in order to belong to it more convincingly. Scotland simply did it better, and with superior fabric. For the modern reader, this book offers several pleasures at once. It is useful as a reference, attractive as an object, and endlessly enjoyable as a portal into that rich mix of genealogy, heraldry, national mythology, and textile seriousness. It will appeal to anyone with Scottish roots, anyone intrigued by clan names and tartans, or anyone who simply enjoys old books that make one feel temporarily more authoritative about history than one actually is. As a Crappy Old Books item, it has exactly the right sort of character: modestly handsome, slightly worn, quietly knowledgeable, and full of the sort of contained cultural weight that old hardbacks do so well. It is the kind of book that improves a shelf simply by being there, suggesting that its owner may at any moment identify a surname, explain a district tartan, or become unexpectedly forceful about Highland tradition. In short, The Clans and Tartans of Scotland is a delightful little monument to Scottish identity in all its woven, inherited, argued-over splendour. This 1956 Collins edition, in Good condition with a slightly faded spine, remains a deeply pleasing survivor: practical, evocative, and steeped in that peculiar historica https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5939/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-clans-and-tartans-of-scotland-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5938 1914 and Other Poems by Rupert Brooke 1914 and Other Poems (1915) by Rupert Brooke Seventh Impression — ISBN: none Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books arrive trailing history behind them. 1914 and Other Poems arrives with the full, solemn, complicated weight of a world just beginning to fall apart, wrapped in verse so polished and luminous that one almost forgets, for a moment, what it is standing beside. Rupert Brooke remains one of those peculiarly English literary figures who seem to belong equally to poetry, myth, youth, and national self-invention: handsome, gifted, prematurely mourned, and forever preserved in that strange Edwardian glow just before Europe lost its mind. This 1915 Seventh Impression is therefore not merely an early copy of a famous poetry collection. It is an artefact from the very moment Brooke’s reputation was being sealed in real time, while the Great War was still new enough to be imagined in noble outlines rather than the mud-soaked, mechanised horror it would become. That alone gives the book a powerful atmosphere. It does not look back on 1914 with hindsight. It comes from inside the storm’s opening act, when idealism had not yet been thoroughly broken on the wire. Brooke’s war sonnets, of course, are what most people know — especially those lines that have been quoted, memorised, anthologised, and occasionally deployed whenever England feels the urge to remember itself in elevated tones. They are graceful, musical, sincere, and laden with the kind of sacrificial patriotism that later generations have found by turns moving, poignant, and faintly unbearable. Brooke has had the odd fate of being both genuinely admired and gently distrusted: admired because he could plainly write, distrusted because history was unkind enough to expose the innocence of the world he imagined. Yet that tension is part of what makes this book so fascinating. Read now, 1914 and Other Poems is not simply a relic of patriotic feeling, nor merely a poetic fossil from the opening months of war. It is a record of a sensibility — refined, lyrical, idealistic, and deeply rooted in a belief that beauty, sacrifice, and Englishness might all be made to march together in step. That belief would not survive the war intact, but here it still glows with undiminished confidence. There is something moving in that, even when one reads it with all the irony history has since supplied. And Brooke was not only a “war poet” in the narrow sense. The wider contents of the volume remind the reader that he was a poet of youth, transience, longing, landscape, and self-conscious beauty. He could be tender, polished, mannered, romantic, and occasionally so very Rupert Brooke that one suspects he could not enter a meadow without becoming symbolically significant. Which, to be fair, is part of the charm. He wrote as though life were always on the verge of becoming literature, which is often insufferable in lesser hands and rather lovely in his. This particular copy, in Good condition, has the added appeal of survival. A Seventh Impression from 1915 is precisely the kind of book that has already had a life before arriving on your shelf. It has outlived empires, fashions, certainties, school anthologies, and many stronger opinions than its own. One imagines it being bought when Brooke’s name still carried the force of fresh grief and national admiration, then kept through the decades as both poetry and memorial. Books like this do not merely age; they accumulate atmosphere. There is also something wonderfully ironic about Brooke’s place in literary history. He became emblematic of a war he did not live long enough to see unfold fully, and of an idealism later poets would dismantle with mud, rage, and better trench detail. He is often treated as the beautiful opening note before the harsher music begins. But that should not reduce him to a preface. Brooke matters precisely because he captures that doomed early mood so perfectly: the high-minded, lyrical illusion before the disillusion. He is not the whole story of the Great War, but he is an essential part of how it first imagined itself. For collectors, this is a deeply appealing volume: early, evocative, literary, and historically charged without needing to shout about it. It belongs to that category of old books that feel not just read but inherited from time itself. It would sit beautifully among war literature, Georgian poetry, or any shelf devoted to the long collapse of Edwardian confidence. In short, 1914 and Other Poems is an elegant and unsettling little monument: beautiful verse standing at the edge of catastrophe, written by the poet history turned into a symbol almost before the ink was dry. This 1915 Seventh Impression, in Good condition, is a particularly attractive survivor — thoughtful, melancholy, idealistic, and impossible to read now without hearing both Brooke’s voice and the far loud https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5938/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/1914-and-other-poems-mar-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sidgwick and Jackson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5937 A Midsummer-Night Dream by William Shakespeare A Midsummer-Night Dream (1963) by William Shakespeare Oxford University Press — ISBN: none Condition: Very Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books arrive with a certain amount of literary prestige. A Midsummer-Night Dream arrives wearing a garland, trailing moonlight, and smirking gently at the whole idea of human dignity. Shakespeare’s most enchanted comedy is one of those works that has managed, over several centuries, to remain both genuinely magical and cheerfully ridiculous: a play in which lovers become confused, fairies interfere with everything, amateur actors attempt theatre with catastrophic confidence, and an otherwise respectable citizen ends up with a donkey’s head. In short, civilisation at its finest. This 1963 Oxford University Press edition has the added charm of having belonged to Benenden School, which somehow feels exactly right. One can imagine it resting on a shelf in a tidy school library, quietly waiting to educate generations of students in the finer points of verse, mischief, and romantic disarray. Yet in a wonderfully poignant twist, it appears never to have been issued to anyone, as there are no entries in the borrowing index. So this book has lived the rare and curious life of a school copy that seems to have escaped the usual fate of annotation, panic-revision, and being shoved into a satchel five minutes before double English. That untouched borrowing index gives it a strange and lovely aura. Here is a book that was fully prepared to serve literature, discipline, and adolescent bewilderment, and yet seems to have been spared the full ordeal. It is a near-miss in educational history: a volume present for duty, but apparently never summoned. One likes to think it spent its school years watching other books stagger out to meet essays on Hamlet and returns filed under “urgent,” while it remained elegantly untroubled, preserving its Shakespearean dreams in peace. As for the play itself, A Midsummer-Night Dream remains one of Shakespeare’s most charming acts of controlled chaos. Love is shown not as noble destiny but as a sort of comic fever, easily redirected by misunderstanding, vanity, and supernatural meddling. Authority figures issue commands, young people ignore them, fairies manipulate everyone for sport, and the boundary between the sensible world and the absurd one collapses completely. Which is to say: it remains an entirely accurate portrait of social life. What makes the play so enduring is that beneath the moonlit nonsense lies an astonishing precision. Shakespeare knows exactly how to balance elegance and farce, poetry and foolishness. The lovers are exasperating, the fairies are capricious, Bottom is immortal, and the whole thing dances forward with the confidence of a writer who understood that the human heart is a glorious, unreliable machine. It is dreamy, yes, but never vague. Even its whimsy has structure. This Oxford University Press edition also carries that unmistakable mid-century academic solidity. It comes from a world in which classics were printed properly, schools expected pupils to meet them with some seriousness, and publishers believed literature deserved sturdy, respectable form. There is something deeply pleasing about that. This is not a novelty Shakespeare or a decorative Shakespeare. It is a working Shakespeare, produced for reading, studying, and perhaps the occasional quietly despairing schoolmaster. Its Very Good condition only adds to the appeal. Combined with the unmarked borrowing index, it suggests a book that has somehow passed through institutional life with its composure intact. It has the provenance of a school copy, but without the battle scars you might expect. That makes it all the more attractive now: a handsome survivor from a vanished world of card indexes, proper libraries, and educational ambition. In short, this is a delightful copy of one of the strangest and most lovable plays in English literature. A 1963 Benenden School Shakespeare that seems never quite to have entered active service, it offers all the moonlit confusion, fairy sabotage, and comic grandeur of A Midsummer-Night Dream in a form both elegant and faintly ironic. A Very Good school copy that nobody borrowed, which is itself almost Shakespearean: prepared for drama, but left instead in a state of perfect theatrical suspense. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5937/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-midsummer-night-dream-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5936 Janes All the Worlds Aircraft 1952-53 by Janes Jane’s All the World’s Aircraft 1952–53 (1953) By Jane’s Publisher: Jane’s — ISBN: none Condition: Fair (ex-library) As sold by Crappy Old Books There are reference books, and then there are volumes like Jane’s All the World’s Aircraft, which do not so much sit on a shelf as occupy it with official intent. The 1952–53 edition comes from a particularly marvellous period in aviation history, when the world was still digesting the lessons of the Second World War while simultaneously hurtling into the jet age with a mixture of brilliance, optimism, and the occasional aluminium-based overconfidence. This is not a book for those who merely “quite like planes.” This is a book for the sort of mind that sees an aircraft and immediately wants to know its engine type, wingspan, cruising speed, production history, and perhaps whether the prototype embarrassed itself on first testing. Jane’s has long been the gold standard for this sort of thing: sober, comprehensive, technically minded, and gloriously indifferent to whether the casual reader might prefer a little more drama and a little less data. The drama, after all, is in the data. And what data. The early 1950s were a golden age of aeronautical transition. Some nations were clinging nobly to polished propeller-driven designs, while others were embracing jets with the fervour of people who had looked at the future and decided it ought to be faster, louder, and considerably more expensive. Within these pages lies that exact moment of overlap: a worldwide inventory of aircraft that captures aviation mid-metamorphosis. One can practically hear the propellers fading and the jet turbines clearing their throats. Naturally, there is something deeply satisfying about the confidence of a book that sets out to catalogue all the world’s aircraft. Not some aircraft. Not notable aircraft. Not even merely many aircraft. All of them, or at least enough to make the attempt feel gloriously audacious. This is publishing at its most admirably stern: a large, serious volume assembled for readers who believed information should be comprehensive, structured, and printed on paper sturdy enough to survive years of consultation. This particular copy is ex-library, which feels entirely appropriate. A book like this belongs to a life of service. One imagines it standing dutifully on a reference shelf, occasionally summoned by someone with a practical question about a Hawker, a Douglas, a de Havilland, or some obscure machine designed in a burst of national ambition and later forgotten by everyone except the truly committed. Library markings and signs of use only add to the atmosphere. They suggest the book has done what it was made to do, which is far more honourable than sitting untouched and pristine while contributing nothing to civilisation. Its Fair condition also suits it rather well. Jane’s was never intended to be dainty. This is a working book, a handbook for the mechanically curious, the technically inclined, and the sort of reader who gets genuine pleasure from a carefully printed specification table. A little wear simply confirms that it has been handled by people who understood its value. In the hierarchy of old books, “slightly worn but obviously useful” is often a much more attractive category than “immaculate and suspiciously unloved.” For the modern reader, the appeal is enormous. Beyond its value as a reference source, this edition is a time capsule of postwar engineering ambition. Here are aircraft built for commerce, conflict, prestige, transport, experimentation, and national self-belief. Some would become icons. Some would vanish into footnotes. All of them once represented someone’s idea of what the skies should contain. There is something wonderfully moving in that: the whole airborne imagination of the early Cold War spread out in orderly form. And of course there is a quiet irony in the fact that a book so dedicated to motion should be such a hefty, static object. Aeroplanes are about speed, lift, escape, horizon. Jane’s is about pinning them all firmly to the page and demanding that they submit their dimensions. It is the bureaucratic side of wonder, which is perhaps the most British thing imaginable. In short, Jane’s All the World’s Aircraft 1952–53 is a magnificent slab of aviation history: authoritative, obsessive, practical, and strangely elegant in its seriousness. This 1953 ex-library copy, in Fair condition, has all the right signs of a life well used and much consulted. An excellent acquisition for aircraft enthusiasts, collectors of technical reference works, historians of flight, or anyone who finds deep comfort in the idea that somewhere, someone once attempted to list every flying machine on earth and very nearly managed it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5936/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/janes-all-the-worlds-aircraft-1952-1953-mar-2026.jpg 50.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Janes no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5935 Janes All the Worlds Aircraft 1953-54 by Janes Jane’s All the World’s Aircraft 1953–54 (1953) By Jane’s Publisher: Jane’s — ISBN: none Condition: Fair (ex-library) As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books about aeroplanes, and then there is Jane’s All the World’s Aircraft, which is less a book and more a declaration that humanity has become extremely serious about putting complicated machines into the sky. The 1953–54 edition arrives from a moment when aviation still felt thrillingly new, faintly dangerous, and impressively mechanical. Jets were beginning to dominate the horizon, propellers were not quite ready to retire with dignity, and engineers everywhere were busily discovering ever more ambitious ways to attach wings to metal tubes. For anyone unfamiliar with the tradition, Jane’s is not the sort of publication that wastes time on romance. It is a book that looks at an aircraft and immediately asks the sensible questions: How fast? How high? How heavy? And most importantly, how many of them exist? This volume is packed with specifications, diagrams, photographs, and that glorious mid-century confidence that if something can be measured, catalogued, and printed in a tidy column, then civilisation is clearly progressing nicely. The 1953–54 edition is particularly interesting because it captures aviation at a turning point. The world’s air forces and aircraft manufacturers were standing halfway between two eras: the heroic propeller-driven machines of the Second World War and the sleek jet age that would soon define the Cold War skies. The result is a fascinating mechanical crossroads. One page may contain a proud piston-engined workhorse, while the next introduces something that looks suspiciously like the future. This particular copy is ex-library, which adds a layer of quiet historical dignity. Library books, after all, have lived proper lives. They have sat on reference shelves, been consulted by curious readers, perhaps even by the occasional enthusiast who wanted to settle an argument about wing span or service ceiling. The marks of that life remain here, and rather suit a book whose entire purpose is to document the practical business of aircraft design. It feels appropriate that a reference work should itself have served as a reference. The Fair condition tells its own story as well. A volume like this was never meant to be delicate. It was built to be opened, consulted, cross-checked, and occasionally thumped shut by someone who had just confirmed a particularly satisfying technical detail. Books of this sort were tools as much as reading matter, and tools inevitably gather a few signs of work. And what a tool it remains. Within these pages are hundreds of aircraft from around the globe — military, civil, experimental, elegant, peculiar, and occasionally downright optimistic. The engineers of the early 1950s were not afraid of bold ideas, and browsing a Jane’s volume from the period is like touring a museum of airborne ambition. Some designs would become legends. Others quietly disappeared into the long hangar of history. All of them were once taken very seriously indeed. There is also something wonderfully reassuring about the tone of Jane’s. It approaches the world’s aircraft with calm authority, as if the skies are a large but manageable filing system. War, geopolitics, national pride, technological rivalry — all of it is distilled into tidy specifications and clear photographs. It is the bureaucratic triumph of aviation: the entire airborne world neatly indexed between two covers. For collectors, historians, and anyone who enjoys the quiet poetry of engineering data, this 1953–54 Jane’s edition is a deeply satisfying object. Even in Fair ex-library condition, it carries enormous character and presence. It belongs on a desk where it can be opened at random, leading the reader down fascinating rabbit holes of forgotten prototypes, early jets, and sturdy mid-century aircraft whose designers believed absolutely in rivets, metal, and measurable progress. In short, Jane’s All the World’s Aircraft 1953–54 is not merely a book about aeroplanes — it is a snapshot of a moment when the world was enthusiastically filling the skies with them. A solid, knowledgeable, slightly worn veteran of the reference shelf, and exactly the sort of thing that makes browsing old aviation books dangerously addictive. Perfect for anyone who believes that the proper response to seeing an aircraft is to immediately ask for its specifications. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5935/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/janes-all-the-worlds-aircraft-1953-1954-mar-2026.jpg 50.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Janes no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5934 Secrets and Stories of the War by Various Secrets and Stories of the War (1963) by Various Reader’s Digest — ISBN: none Condition: Good Two-book set As sold by Crappy Old Books There is a very particular sort of mid-20th-century confidence embodied by a Reader’s Digest war set. It does not sidle onto the shelf uncertainly. It arrives like a retired wing commander at a village hall lecture: polished, composed, faintly stern, and carrying an alarming quantity of information. Secrets and Stories of the War is exactly that kind of production — a 1963 two-volume set gathering wartime episodes, hidden operations, human drama, and the sort of true stories that remind you history was not only shaped by famous leaders and vast armies, but also by codes, courage, luck, improvisation, and a great many people being unexpectedly brave in deeply inconvenient circumstances. This is the kind of title that promises not just “the war,” but its more tantalising compartments: the behind-the-scenes bits, the whispered bits, the bits involving deception, endurance, resistance, escape, intelligence, and those moments where ordinary human beings found themselves drafted into extraordinary plots. Reader’s Digest, of course, specialised in packaging the large and complicated into something handsome, digestible, and reassuringly solid. So what you get here is not a dry official history marching past in endless formation, but a curated parade of memorable incidents, hidden struggles, and vivid wartime narratives designed to keep the reader turning pages while quietly becoming better informed than half the room. And handsome it is. This two-book set, in Good condition, has that unmistakable early-1960s air of respectable seriousness: sturdy boards, sober design, and the visual suggestion that these volumes belong in a house where people once referred to “wireless programmes” and kept important papers in proper drawers. They look like books bought by someone who intended to understand the twentieth century properly, perhaps after tea, and certainly in a decent armchair. The result is a set with presence. It does not merely contain history; it looks as though it has been entrusted with it. What makes collections like this so appealing now is the mixture of scale and intimacy. The Second World War can so easily flatten into familiar headlines — battles, leaders, dates, strategic turns — but books such as Secrets and Stories of the War restore some of the texture. They remind us that history was also made of coded messages, split-second decisions, half-improvised plans, astonishing escapes, bureaucratic cleverness, disasters narrowly avoided, and those deeply British moments where someone probably did something heroic while still sounding mildly inconvenienced. There is grandeur here, certainly, but also anecdote, atmosphere, and the strange, gripping mechanics of events still close enough in 1963 to feel remembered rather than merely archived. There is also something wonderfully ironic about Reader’s Digest presenting war secrets in a format so solid and domestic. “Secrets,” yes — but neatly bound, elegantly arranged, and ready to sit beside the encyclopaedias. One imagines a generation of readers opening these volumes expecting a little edification and finding instead sabotage, espionage, peril, resilience, and the occasional tale of absolute nerve under pressure. It is a reminder that the 1960s still lived in the long shadow of the conflict, and that memory had not yet become museum glass. These stories were not ancient then. They were still close enough to feel personal. As a Crappy Old Books item, this set has exactly the right sort of gravitas. It is ideal for the reader who likes history with substance, but also likes their substance delivered with a little narrative flair and old-fashioned publishing confidence. It would suit anyone interested in wartime intelligence, hidden episodes, human-interest history, or simply the pleasure of owning books that look as though they ought to contain maps, secret files, and at least one chapter involving someone escaping across occupied territory with improbable calm. And because it is a two-book set, there is an added satisfaction to it: not merely a single volume making a respectable effort, but a pair of books standing together like coordinated veterans of the same campaign. They look the part, feel the part, and promise many hours of absorbing reading. There is a comforting completeness in a matched set, even when the subject matter is all upheaval, danger, and continental catastrophe. In short, Secrets and Stories of the War is a richly appealing slice of postwar publishing: serious but readable, dramatic but grounded, handsome but not flashy. A Good 1963 Reader’s Digest two-volume set, it offers wartime history in that now-rare form — authoritative, accessible, and physically substantial enough to survive both decades of bookshelf https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5934/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/secrets-and-stories-of-the-war-mar-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Readers Digest no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5933 Diary of Samuel Pepys by Samuel Pepys Diary of Samuel Pepys (1949) by Samuel Pepys G. Bell and Sons — ISBN: none Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books politely inform you about history. The Diary of Samuel Pepys invites you straight into it, wig first, with the ink still wet on London’s anxieties, vanities, disasters, dinners, gossip, and social manoeuvrings. Pepys did not so much “live through interesting times” as keep a remarkably detailed running commentary on them, which is much more useful for posterity and considerably more entertaining for the rest of us. Here we have a 1949 G. Bell and Sons edition, and although only two of the original three volumes are present, they survive in Good condition, neatly protected in plastic covers like respectable veterans of several decades’ shelf life. In other words, this is not the full constitutional settlement of Pepys, but it is still more than enough to bring you face to face with one of the greatest chroniclers of everyday greatness and absurdity in the English language. Missing one volume somehow feels appropriate, too. Pepys himself would probably have mislaid something important while being extremely efficient in every other respect. And what a companion he is. Pepys is endlessly famous for recording great public events—the Great Fire of London, the Plague, naval matters, court affairs, and the sort of national upheavals historians like to arrange into chapters—but his true genius lies in noticing the smaller, more human details. He worries about money, status, career advancement, meals, clothing, social embarrassment, domestic life, and the thousand tiny vanity projects that make civilisation possible. He is, in effect, a 17th-century civil servant with the soul of a social climber, the observational instincts of a novelist, and the diary habits of someone who absolutely would have overused a notes app had one been available. What makes Pepys so irresistible is that he is not posed on a marble pedestal pretending to be History. He is gloriously mixed. Ambitious, clever, petty, curious, worldly, occasionally self-satisfied, often perceptive, and almost always readable, he gives us the past not as a solemn pageant but as a place where real people hurried about trying to get on, look respectable, avoid disaster, and have a decent dinner. Which, when you think about it, is really all most centuries amount to. This edition has that wonderfully solid mid-century air about it too: the sort of book produced when publishers still assumed that the public might want substantial literature in sturdy form, and that owning good editions of important works was part of a properly furnished intellectual life. It belongs to that world of serious shelves, sensible dust jackets, and quiet confidence. The protective plastic covers only add to the charm. Someone, somewhere, thought these volumes worth preserving against time, tea stains, and the general indignities of domestic existence. They were right. Naturally, there is also something faintly comic about reading Pepys now. Here is a man carefully noting the dramas of his age, never suspecting that centuries later readers would pore over his private observations with the same fascinated energy now usually reserved for leaked messages and scandal memoirs. The difference, of course, is that Pepys could actually write, and his world involved rather better coats. So this set is ideal for the reader who likes history not as a sequence of dry pronouncements, but as a living theatre of plague carts, office politics, royal spectacle, urban catastrophe, and intensely observed human folly. It is also perfect for anyone who enjoys the feeling of owning books that look as though they belong in a proper study, preferably one containing dark wood, a globe, and a faint sense of moral overconfidence. In short, this two-volume remnant of The Diary of Samuel Pepys remains a deeply attractive thing: incomplete, yes, but still full of life, intelligence, and historical mischief. A Good set with plastic protective covers, it offers not just a window into Restoration England, but a reminder that people have always been complicated, vain, industrious, ridiculous, and endlessly worth writing down. Which is fortunate, because Pepys wrote an awful lot of them down. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5933/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/diary-of-samuel-pepys-mar-2026.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books G Bell and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5932 The Aesthetic Adventure by William Gaunt The Aesthetic Adventure (1975) by William Gaunt (Cardinal) — Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books that explain art, and then there are books that stride confidently into the gallery of human taste, adjust their tweed jacket, and begin explaining civilisation itself. The Aesthetic Adventure is firmly in the second category. William Gaunt, a man clearly unafraid of both grand ideas and long sentences, invites the reader on a guided tour through the curious history of how humanity has decided what counts as “beautiful”—a decision which, judging by the past few centuries, appears to have been made repeatedly and often with considerable disagreement. Originally published in the intellectually enthusiastic atmosphere of the 1970s—an era when people still believed that a good book and a thoughtful pipe might reveal the secrets of culture—Gaunt’s work traces the winding path of aesthetics through art, philosophy, and the endlessly entertaining human tendency to argue about taste. From classical ideals to the more experimental impulses of modern art, the journey is less a straight line and more a series of lively detours through galleries, salons, and philosophical debates that may or may not have involved dramatic gestures. What makes The Aesthetic Adventure particularly enjoyable is that Gaunt writes like a man who has spent a great deal of time looking at paintings and thinking about them—possibly while standing in slightly chilly museums with high ceilings and excellent lighting. His approach is scholarly without being dull, thoughtful without being pompous, and occasionally wry in the way that only someone immersed in art history can manage. After all, once you’ve spent years contemplating what constitutes beauty, irony becomes a useful companion. For the modern reader, the book also functions as a delightful time capsule. This is the kind of cultural exploration that assumes readers might happily spend an afternoon pondering Greek sculpture, Renaissance painting, and the philosophical arguments that followed them. In today’s age of scrolling screens and algorithmic taste-making, Gaunt’s calm confidence that aesthetics can be discussed at length feels almost revolutionary. This particular copy, in Good condition, carries the quiet dignity of a book that has already had a few aesthetic adventures of its own. The pages remain perfectly capable of transporting the reader into debates about beauty that have lasted centuries—and which, reassuringly, show no sign of ending any time soon. In short, The Aesthetic Adventure is exactly what its title promises: a thoughtful, occasionally grand, and quietly entertaining expedition into the strange territory of human taste. Whether you agree with Gaunt’s conclusions or not is beside the point. The real pleasure lies in the journey—and perhaps in closing the book with the comforting suspicion that nobody has ever fully solved the mystery of beauty anyway. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5932/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-aesthetic-adventure-mar-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cardinal no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5930 The Software Conspiracy - Why Companies Put Out Faulty Products How They Can Hurt You and What You Can Do About It by Mark Minasi Some books age gently. Others age like a smirking prophecy. The Software Conspiracy (2000) by Mark Minasi is very much the second sort: a gloriously indignant, sharply observant relic from the turn of the millennium in which one man looked at the software industry, saw the bugs, crashes, patches, vague excuses and suspiciously unfinished products, and decided that perhaps this was not all an unfortunate accident. And really, who could blame him? The subtitle alone is a thing of beauty: Why Companies Put Out Faulty Products, How They Can Hurt You and What You Can Do About It. No coyness. No soft-focus corporate optimism. No “embracing digital transformation”. Just a direct suggestion that the software on which modern life increasingly depends may be flaky, exasperating and occasionally hazardous, and that this might have something to do with the people selling it to you. Refreshing, really. Published in 2000, this book comes from that magical era when the digital future was arriving with enormous confidence and somewhat variable reliability. Computers were no longer mysterious specialist devices, but neither were they yet the seamless, pocket-sized tyrants we carry everywhere today. Software still crashed with theatrical commitment. Installation discs lurked in plastic trays. Error messages appeared with the emotional intelligence of a dead moth. And somewhere in the middle of all this, Minasi stepped forward to say, in essence, “Hang on. Why is so much of this rubbish?” That is the joy of this book. It channels a very particular kind of intelligent user frustration: not the vague grumbling of someone who cannot find the power button, but the properly earned rage of a person who understands enough to know that systems are being sold half-dressed and over-praised. Minasi writes for everyone who has ever stared at a frozen screen, a baffling manual, or a product update that somehow made everything worse, and wondered whether the industry’s preferred quality-control method was simply hope. There is, too, something deeply satisfying about a title like The Software Conspiracy because it captures a suspicion many people have entertained in private. Not necessarily that there is a literal smoke-filled room where executives agree to ruin your printer driver, though one cannot entirely rule out the possibility, but that commercial incentives often reward speed, hype and market capture rather more generously than they reward “works properly.” Minasi gives that suspicion a proper airing, with the relish of a man who has met too many broken systems to remain polite about them. From a modern perspective, of course, the book has gained an extra sheen of irony. A reader in 2000 may have imagined that this was a warning specific to the early digital age, a passing growing pain before software matured into a sleek, reliable adulthood. How adorable. Here we are, decades later, still installing updates that mysteriously move menus, still agreeing to unreadable terms, still discovering that the new version of something beloved now requires an account, a subscription, a cloud connection and perhaps part of our soul. In that sense, Minasi was not merely complaining. He was documenting a civilisational trend. As a Crappy Old Books copy in good condition, this one has an added charm. It feels exactly right that a book about dodgy software should survive in sturdy physical form while vast numbers of the programs it complains about have long since vanished into obsolete formats, unsupported platforms and corporate amnesia. The book remains. The software is gone. There is poetry in that. And what a splendid object it is for the shelf: a hefty slab of pre-dotcom-crash scepticism, radiating the energy of a man who has had enough of blue screens, corner-cutting and cheerful marketing lies. It belongs equally well in the hands of tech nostalgists, IT professionals, digital sceptics, collectors of millennium-era computing books, and anyone who has ever said, with total justification, “Why doesn’t this thing simply work?” So yes, The Software Conspiracy is part tech critique, part consumer warning, part therapeutic rant, and all the better for it. It is funny, sharp, suspicious and improbably enduring. A lovely reminder that long before modern users began muttering about apps, updates and ecosystem lock-in, somebody was already standing at the keyboard, rolling up his sleeves, and asking whether the whole shiny enterprise might be just a tiny bit rotten. Perfect for readers who enjoy computing history, righteous indignation, and the comforting knowledge that software frustration is not a personal failing but a grand, ongoing tradition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5930/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-software-conspiracy-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McGraw-Hill 9780071348065 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5928 Bunnys Numbers by Dick McCue Some books change the course of history. Others gently teach small humans that the number three comes after two and that rabbits are surprisingly good educational assistants. Bunny’s Numbers (1985) by Dick McCue belongs proudly to the second category — a cheerful little expedition into the mathematical universe as seen through the twitching nose of a very helpful bunny. Published in 1985, a time when children’s books were brightly coloured, reassuringly simple, and blissfully unaware that one day they might compete with tablets, apps and animated number-learning robots, Bunny’s Numbers offers a charmingly straightforward mission: introduce young minds to the mysterious sequence known as counting. No complicated algorithms. No existential dread about spreadsheets. Just numbers, pictures and a rabbit doing his very best to help the next generation master the dizzying intellectual leap from one carrot to two carrots. Dick McCue approaches the task with admirable confidence. Each page gently nudges the reader along the great numerical staircase of childhood: one thing, two things, perhaps three things if the reader is feeling particularly ambitious. The bunny, meanwhile, seems to take his role extremely seriously. This is not a casual rabbit. This is a rabbit committed to the educational project, a rabbit who believes deeply in the transformative power of early arithmetic. Somewhere between page four and page seven one suspects he may have briefly considered a career in teaching. Of course, books like this possess a peculiar magic for adults as well. They are time machines disguised as picture books. Open the cover and suddenly it is the mid-1980s again, when educational publishing relied on bright illustrations, thick paper and the quiet assumption that a cheerful animal plus a number equals enlightenment. Long before children were told to “gamify their learning experience”, Bunny was simply counting things and getting on with it. There is also something deeply comforting about the modest ambition of a book like this. Modern educational systems often speak in grand terms about outcomes, frameworks and measurable competencies. Bunny’s Numbers has a simpler philosophy: here is a rabbit, here are some numbers, let us proceed calmly from one to ten without alarming anyone. It is mathematics stripped back to its purest, most carrot-adjacent form. This Crappy Old Books copy is in very good condition, meaning it has survived the decades with admirable resilience. One imagines it has done its duty faithfully — perhaps assisting one small child through the early stages of numerical discovery before retiring gracefully to a bookshelf. Unlike many educational tools, it asks nothing more of you than the occasional page turn and a mild appreciation for rabbits who take counting seriously. And that is the quiet charm of Bunny’s Numbers. It is not trying to revolutionise mathematics or produce the next generation of theoretical physicists. It simply offers a friendly introduction to numbers, delivered by a rabbit who appears to have an excellent grasp of both carrots and pedagogy. A delightful little relic from the golden age of cheerful learning books — perfect for collectors of vintage children’s titles, nostalgic readers who remember when counting involved paper rather than touchscreens, or anyone who believes that if mathematics must be taught, it might as well be done by a bunny. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5928/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bunnys-number-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books World International Publishing 9780723589730 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5927 Architecture Forms Functions by Anthony Kraft Some books merely discuss architecture. Others arrive like a confident man in a roll-neck sweater carrying tracing paper, speaking warmly about concrete, proportion and the moral destiny of the built environment. Architecture Forms Functions (1966) by Anthony Kraft is very much in that second category: a gloriously period piece from the great age of modern architectural seriousness, when buildings were not just buildings but Statements, and a staircase could apparently embody the future. Published in 1966, this is a book from that wonderfully optimistic moment when architecture still felt capable of reorganising civilisation, preferably in clean lines and with a great deal of glass. The title alone is deliciously stern: Forms. Functions. No frippery, no apologies, no chapter called “Cosy Corners”. This is architecture presented as an idea, a system, a way of thinking about how humans might live if only they could stop cluttering everything up with antimacassars and decorative ducks. Anthony Kraft guides the reader through a world in which shape and purpose are engaged in an elegant, occasionally severe conversation. This is the language of design before everything became “content”. Walls matter. Space matters. Light matters. The relationship between beauty and utility matters very much indeed. One can almost hear the ghostly rustle of black polo necks and the clink of ashtrays in some mid-century European studio while earnest people discuss whether a civic building should aspire to monumentality or simply very efficient window placement. And yet that is exactly the charm of a volume like this. It captures an era when architecture books were often produced with immense visual confidence. They did not beg for attention; they assumed you would sit down and properly look at them. Expect the kind of thoughtful images, diagrams and layouts that make even a municipal structure appear faintly heroic. This is the sort of book that can persuade you that a housing block in the right light is not merely a housing block, but an argument about society. There is also something deeply appealing about the slightly utopian air that hangs over 1960s architectural publishing. Here was a time when designers, planners and theorists all seemed to believe that if one got the form right, the function would follow, and civilisation itself might become a bit more orderly. Whether history entirely supported that theory is another matter, of course. Modernism gave us some masterpieces, some concrete poetry, and some places later described by residents in language not wholly fit for print. But that tension is part of the fascination. Books like this preserve the idealism before the rain got in. As an object, this Crappy Old Books copy sounds exactly as one would want it to be: fine condition, and well preserved in an archival plastic jacket. In other words, it has survived the decades with more dignity than many actual buildings of the period. While countless fashionable interiors have come and gone, and plenty of bold 1960s structures have been neglected, reclad or condemned as “problematic”, this book has simply sat there looking composed and well considered, waiting for a new owner to appreciate its intellectual geometry. It is also the kind of book that works on several levels. For the serious reader, it is a window into twentieth-century architectural thought and visual culture. For the design enthusiast, it is a handsome mid-century object in its own right. And for the casual browser, it offers that particular pleasure unique to vintage illustrated books: the sense of entering a vanished world in which everyone seemed convinced that the future would be cleaner, brighter and far more rational than the one we actually ended up with. So yes, Architecture Forms Functions is about buildings, but it is also about ambition, taste and that wonderfully old-fashioned belief that design can improve human life. It is intelligent, stylish, faintly doctrinaire, and all the better for it. A fine surviving specimen from the age of architectural conviction. Perfect for lovers of architecture, mid-century design, serious-looking books with excellent visual presence, or anyone who likes the idea of owning a volume that seems to disapprove quietly of unnecessary ornament while looking absolutely splendid on a shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5927/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/architecture-forms-functions-mar-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lausanne no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5926 Palaces and Churches of the Kremlin by NN Voronin Some books are quiet objects. Others are cultural ambassadors, time capsules, architectural catalogues and mildly suspicious Cold War artefacts all rolled into one. Palaces and Churches of the Kremlin (1965) by N. N. Voronin is very much in the latter category. Published by Paul Hamlyn during that curious mid-1960s moment when the West was cautiously peering through the curtains at the Soviet Union, this volume invites you straight into the heart of Moscow’s most fortified, ceremonial and historically layered square mile. The Kremlin, of course, is not merely a building. It is a medieval citadel, a political theatre, a cathedral complex, a coronation venue, a military fortress and—depending on the century—a place where emperors, revolutionaries and secretaries-general have all attempted to look inevitable. Voronin’s book focuses on the architectural side of this story, exploring the palaces and churches that have accumulated inside those famous red walls like geological layers of power. One moment you are looking at golden onion domes glinting in improbable sunlight; the next you are examining white-stone cathedrals built when England was still arguing about the Wars of the Roses. What makes this book particularly charming is that it belongs to that golden age of serious illustrated art books, when publishers believed that the best way to understand history was to print large, lavish photographs on thick paper and trust readers to stare at them thoughtfully. Paul Hamlyn was rather good at this. The result is a handsome production—solid, dignified and faintly scholarly, the sort of book that expects to live on coffee tables, library shelves, and occasionally under the elbow of someone attempting to appear cultured. Voronin himself was one of the Soviet Union’s leading architectural historians, and his writing carries that confident tone of someone who knows exactly which cathedral was rebuilt in which century and which prince insisted on adding another dome. Through his guidance the reader moves from the Assumption Cathedral—where tsars were crowned—to the Terem Palace and other structures that formed the ceremonial core of imperial Russia. Even if you begin the book unable to distinguish a Kremlin bell tower from a fortified wedding cake, by the end you may find yourself nodding knowingly at Byzantine influences and Muscovite styles. There is also something wonderfully evocative about reading a book like this today. Published in 1965, it comes from a world where the Kremlin was less a tourist destination and more a symbol appearing on the evening news while commentators spoke gravely about geopolitics. Yet here it is presented simply as architecture: towers, cathedrals, palaces, domes, frescoes and centuries of craftsmanship quietly persisting regardless of who happens to occupy the offices nearby. This particular Crappy Old Books copy arrives in fine condition, preserved with the kind of care that suggests it has spent decades living a quiet and respectable life on a shelf somewhere. It also comes in its original protective card casing, a feature that gives the whole ensemble the pleasing air of an artefact that expects to be handled with mild reverence. In short, Palaces and Churches of the Kremlin is not merely a book about buildings. It is a tour through Russian history, imperial symbolism, and the architectural theatre of power—wrapped up in a handsome 1960s volume that still feels satisfyingly authoritative today. A splendid addition for anyone who enjoys grand architecture, Cold War-era art books, or simply the quiet pleasure of owning a well-produced illustrated volume that has outlived several political regimes and still looks rather pleased with itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5926/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/palaces-and-churches-of-the-kremlin-mar-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paul Hamlyn no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5925 Mrs Beetons All About Cookery by Mrs Beeton Behold Mrs Beeton’s All About Cookery, that indomitable Victorian handbook of domestic triumph, culinary ambition, and the quiet assumption that somewhere in the house there may well be a cook, a scullery maid, and perhaps a boy to fetch the coal. First conceived in the formidable orbit of Mrs Isabella Beeton, whose name became shorthand for household order in the nineteenth century, this circa 1900 Ward, Lock & Co. edition belongs to the long afterlife of the Beeton empire of practical instruction. By this point Mrs Beeton herself had been gone for decades, but like a particularly efficient spirit of the pantry she continued to preside over British kitchens through endlessly revised editions such as this. The premise is admirably straightforward: everything you could possibly wish to cook, serve, roast, stew, boil, garnish, or otherwise persuade onto a plate is here, explained with the calm authority of a woman who assumes that dinner for eight is a routine weekday affair and that a properly organised household will, naturally, produce it without fuss. Recipes appear in reassuring alphabetical order, as if the complexities of gastronomy might be tidied up simply by placing “Anchovy Toast” politely before “Apple Tart” and trusting the reader to carry on from there. Within these pages the reader enters a world where meals possess a kind of Edwardian seriousness. Soup is not merely soup but the first step in a carefully choreographed procession of dishes. Vegetables arrive in dignified formations. Joints of meat are discussed with a level of precision usually reserved for naval engineering. Even the humble pudding is treated as a matter of moral importance. One does not merely cook in Mrs Beeton’s universe; one conducts operations. Naturally the book reflects the domestic expectations of its era. A number of the recipes appear to assume the existence of ingredients that modern readers may not keep readily to hand, such as a convenient brace of pheasants or a quietly obliging rabbit. Cooking times are occasionally expressed with the serene optimism of a period when ovens were fuelled by coal and accuracy was more a matter of faith than thermodynamics. Yet this is part of the charm. Reading the book today is rather like visiting a grand Edwardian kitchen where everything smells faintly of gravy and civilisation seems to depend upon the proper roasting of a saddle of mutton. This particular copy, published by Ward, Lock & Co. around 1900, stands as a sturdy survivor of that age. The binding has clearly endured a century or more of respectable shelf life and the pages carry the agreeable patina that only time and careful handling can produce. It remains in Good condition, a perfectly serviceable state for a book that may once have sat within reach of flour-dusted fingers and earnest culinary consultation. If a previous owner ever attempted the recipes exactly as written, one suspects the kitchen may have been a rather impressive place indeed. For historians of domestic life, collectors of vintage cookery, or anyone curious about how the British once organised the daily miracle of feeding themselves with dignity and gravy boats, Mrs Beeton’s All About Cookery offers a delightful glimpse into an earlier culinary civilisation. It is practical, ambitious, faintly bossy, and utterly convinced that the proper preparation of dinner is the cornerstone of a well-run world. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even the most commanding Victorian household manuals eventually retire from the pantry and take up residence on a rather more relaxed bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5925/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mrs-beetons-all-about-cookery-mar-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ward Lock and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5924 The Moon and Sixpence by WS Maugham Some novels concern themselves with sensible people making sensible decisions in a sensible world. The Moon and Sixpence is not one of them. W. Somerset Maugham’s sharp, strange, and enduringly unsettling tale is what happens when a man looks at ordinary life, decides it is all unbearably provincial, and walks off in pursuit of something far less practical and considerably more destructive. First published in 1919 and reissued here in this 1990 Mandarin edition, The Moon and Sixpence remains one of the great novels about art, obsession, and the catastrophic inconvenience of genius. Inspired loosely by the life of Gauguin, it tells the story of Charles Strickland, a man who abandons respectability, family life, and every last social obligation in order to paint. Not because he has a plan, or because it would be nice to “find himself,” but because something inside him has decided that ordinary existence is no longer remotely acceptable. It is hard not to admire the sheer audacity of that premise, even while recoiling from the man himself. Strickland is not presented as a cuddly visionary with soulful eyes and a noble scarf. He is abrasive, selfish, cold, and thoroughly inconvenient to everyone around him. In modern terms, he would be an absolute nightmare. Yet Maugham, with that dry and beautifully controlled prose of his, compels the reader to keep watching. What if genius is not charming? What if artistic greatness is not accompanied by good manners, emotional intelligence, or basic decency? What if the price of beauty is paid by everybody else? That is the peculiar brilliance of this novel. It has all the ingredients of a bohemian romance, yet it refuses to become one. Paris appears, Tahiti appears, art appears, but Maugham does not let any of them soften into decorative myth. Instead he gives us the awkward, unpleasant possibility that greatness may be real and still arrive in the form of a man one would very much prefer not to have to sit next to at dinner. There is also, of course, that title. The Moon and Sixpence is one of literature’s great acts of elegant shorthand. The sixpence is the ordinary world, the practical coin at your feet, the respectable business of getting on. The moon is the impossible, the irrational, the beautiful thing pursued at enormous cost. Most of us, sensibly enough, spend our lives somewhere near the sixpence. Strickland barely glances at it. He is after the moon, and if a few lives are crushed underfoot in the process, well, that is apparently a secondary matter. Maugham handles all this with remarkable coolness. He is never shrill, never melodramatic, never in too much of a hurry to tell you what to think. Instead he lays out the facts, the people, the choices, and lets the unease do its work. The result is a novel that feels both very readable and faintly dangerous. It asks questions many people prefer not to ask too loudly. Is talent worth any personal cost? Must art justify the suffering it causes? Are some people simply built to reject ordinary morality in the service of creation? Cheerful stuff. This Good copy from Crappy Old Books is a fine way to encounter one of Maugham’s most famous and troubling novels. The Mandarin edition is eminently readable and nicely suited to the reader who enjoys fiction with intelligence, bite, and a willingness to stare directly at the less attractive side of human ambition. It is the kind of book that looks modest enough on the shelf, only to leave you an hour later wondering whether civilisation is really just a fragile arrangement designed to stop more people behaving like Charles Strickland. In short, The Moon and Sixpence is a lean, elegant, acidly intelligent classic about art, obsession, and the alarming possibility that true vocation may have very little interest in being kind. A splendid choice for readers who like their literary fiction sharp, unsettling, and quietly amused by the chaos of human desire. Available from Crappy Old Books, where even the moon can sometimes be had for considerably less than sixpence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5924/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-moon-and-sixpence-mar-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mandarin 9780749303433 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5922 Akt International by Einleitung Von Otto Steinert There are photography books that arrive politely, showing landscapes, architecture, or perhaps a tasteful still life involving fruit that appears to be minding its own business. And then there are books like Akt International (1954), introduced by Otto Steinert and published in Munich by Bruder Auer Verlag, which belongs to that long and respectable artistic tradition of saying, quite calmly: let us look at the human form instead. The title gives the game away. “Akt” is the German word for the artistic nude, and this volume sits firmly in the mid-twentieth-century European tradition of photographic exploration of the human body as subject, symbol, sculpture, and occasionally mild provocation. In other words, it is the sort of book that would have been discussed earnestly in art circles while causing certain more excitable readers to look over their shoulders before opening it. The guiding spirit here is Otto Steinert, one of the major figures in post-war German photography. Steinert championed what he called subjective photography — a movement that encouraged photographers to explore mood, form, abstraction, and personal interpretation rather than merely documenting the obvious. Under that philosophy, the human body becomes not simply a person standing awkwardly in a studio, but a landscape of light, shadow, geometry, and attitude. A shoulder becomes architecture, a curve becomes rhythm, and suddenly the entire composition looks as though it might belong in a gallery rather than a barber shop calendar. What makes a book like this fascinating today is that it captures a moment in photographic history when artists were experimenting boldly with light, composition, and the expressive possibilities of the camera. These images are not merely about nudity; they are about shape, contrast, posture, and the strange visual drama that appears when a human figure meets a well-placed spotlight and a photographer with ideas. Of course, the result is also unmistakably from its era. Mid-century art photography often carries a slightly theatrical seriousness, as though every pose has been carefully arranged to ensure the viewer understands that this is Art with a capital letter. Drapery may appear. Shadows may stretch dramatically. The model may gaze into the distance with the air of someone contemplating civilisation itself. It is earnest, stylised, and rather wonderful for that very reason. And yet there is also a quiet honesty to these photographs. Before the age of digital manipulation and algorithmically optimised imagery, a photograph like this relied on lighting, composition, patience, and a camera that weighed about as much as a small household appliance. What you see here is largely what the photographer actually produced in the moment, which gives the images a tangible, crafted quality that modern viewers often find refreshing. Now, as befits a veteran of seven decades and a life among real readers, this particular copy from Crappy Old Books comes with a few adventures in its past. Pages 43 to 46 have been cut out, though the story does not end there: at least pages 45 and 46 survive as loose inserts, along with another clipped page that is nearly complete. One can only speculate about the circumstances. Perhaps an aspiring art student needed references. Perhaps a previous owner believed certain photographs deserved independent careers on a wall. History, as always, leaves its marks. The reassuring news is that aside from those missing pages, the book is in surprisingly sound condition, with a solid binding and no major additional wear to speak of. Which makes this copy rather appealing in its own slightly rebellious way. It has lived. It has been handled. It has possibly caused a raised eyebrow or two. Yet it remains intact enough to continue doing what it was printed to do: present mid-century photographic studies of the human form to curious viewers. In short, Akt International (1954) is a striking piece of photographic history — part art book, part cultural artefact, and part reminder that the human figure has been one of photography’s most enduring subjects. This Poor but perfectly serviceable copy is ideal for anyone who wants a working example of a classic mid-century nude photography volume without the museum-grade price tag. A fine acquisition for collectors of photography, students of visual culture, admirers of Otto Steinert’s influence, or anyone who appreciates the slightly mischievous pleasure of owning a book that has clearly been looked at rather carefully at least once before. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5922/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/akt-international-mar-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bruder Auer Verlag Munchen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5919 Motor Cycles in Colour by Eric E Thompson There are motorcycle books that concern themselves with torque curves, valve timing, and the sort of mechanical detail that causes certain readers to go misty-eyed and others to look for the nearest exit. And then there is Motor Cycles in Colour (1974) by Eric E. Thompson, which understands a simple truth often neglected by the more solemn corners of motoring culture: motorcycles are not merely engineered, they are looked at. Published by Blandford in 1974, this is a book from that particularly wonderful era when “in colour” still carried a certain glamour, as though the publishers were proudly announcing that modern civilisation had finally advanced far enough for readers to admire petrol tanks in something approaching their natural splendour. Black-and-white photography may be noble, atmospheric, and serious, but motorcycles have always had a slightly exhibitionist streak. Chrome wants to gleam. Paint wants to flash. Badges want to announce themselves. A motorcycle, after all, is never entirely innocent of vanity. And rightly so. The motor cycle occupies a special place in the great museum of human invention because it combines transport, danger, engineering, style, noise, impracticality, and self-image in one highly polished package. Cars may be sensible, trains may be efficient, bicycles may be virtuous, but motorcycles remain gloriously theatrical. They are the machines most likely to make a person feel either magnificently alive or immediately aware they should have packed waterproofs. A book like this is therefore more than a catalogue of machines. It is a visual parade of design history, each motorcycle carrying with it the assumptions and ambitions of its age. Here are the lines, the tanks, the frames, the stance, the chrome, the ambitions. Some machines look lean and purposeful, others look as though they were designed by men who believed fuel tanks should be nearly as expressive as opera. That is part of the fun. A good motorcycle book reminds you that engineering is rarely just about function. It is also about mood, aspiration, tribe, and the desire to look faintly heroic while standing still. Eric E. Thompson was a seasoned and respected motoring writer, which means this is unlikely to be a shallow picture book for the merely decorative enthusiast. Instead it sits in that satisfying middle ground where knowledge and admiration meet. The motorcycles are there to be appreciated visually, certainly, but also as examples of evolving design, national character, and the strange and wonderful business of turning controlled explosions into personal identity. And what a spread of personalities motorcycles possess. British bikes often look stoic and upright, as though prepared to endure weather and empire with equal restraint. Italian bikes tend to look stylish enough to demand admiration before they have even started. Japanese machines arrive with increasing confidence and competence, quietly preparing to reorganise the entire industry while everyone else is still polishing their nostalgia. To see motorcycles in colour is to see these national temperaments on full display, painted, plated, and occasionally glorified beyond reason. There is also something beautifully 1970s about the premise. Today we take colour imagery for granted to the point of boredom; in 1974, a colour book on motorcycles still had a faint whiff of luxury and occasion about it. It promised not just information, but spectacle. This was a chance to admire machines properly, in their intended plumage, rather than imagining whether a tank was crimson, racing green, metallic blue, or that very specific shade of practical disappointment known only to aging British finishes. This Good copy, offered by the ever-revving stockpile of Crappy Old Books, is exactly the sort of volume that belongs in the hands of someone who enjoys motorcycles not only as machines but as objects of design and cultural theatre. It will suit the enthusiast, the collector, the armchair biker, the nostalgic tinkerer, and the reader who simply likes old transport books that radiate a quiet confidence no modern coffee-table publication can quite fake. It is also the kind of book that looks extremely right on a shelf. There is a particular dignity to vintage motoring books: they suggest taste, mild obsession, and the strong possibility that their owner has opinions on two-strokes, Lucas electrics, or the correct profile of a fuel tank. Motor Cycles in Colour carries that aura rather well. It is informative without fuss, handsome without trying too hard, and faintly redolent of garages, magazine racks, and long-forgotten showrooms. In short, Motor Cycles in Colour is a charming, vivid, and deeply enjoyable celebration of the motorcycle as both machine and visual statement. It captures the pleasure of looking at bikes properly, in all their painted and chromed glory, and re https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5919/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/motorcycles-in-colour-mar-2025.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford 9780713707113 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5918 Starting Flag to Chequered Flag by Paul Frere There are books about motor racing that arrive drenched in glory, petrol fumes, and masculine certainty, promising speed, danger, and the sort of jaw-clenched heroism that appears to require at least three pairs of goggles. And then there is Starting Flag to Chequered Flag (1962) by Paul Frère, which offers all the excitement of racing but with the added pleasure of intelligence — always a slightly unsettling ingredient in any sport built around going very fast while sitting in an explosion. Published by B. T. Batsford Ltd, this is the work of a man who knew motor racing from the inside. Paul Frère was not merely a commentator peering romantically at cars from behind a barrier. He was a racing driver and journalist, which gives the book that rare and wonderful quality of authority without pomposity. He understood not only what racing looked like, but what it felt like: the technical precision, the tactical calculation, the nerves, the speed, and the ever-present possibility that mechanical optimism might abruptly become mechanical disappointment. The title itself is splendid. Starting Flag to Chequered Flag promises the whole drama in one neat line: the anticipation, the launch, the contest, the attrition, the brilliance, and finally the finish. It is the complete narrative arc of motor racing, compressed into two flags and a great deal of human ambition in between. It sounds clean and orderly, which is delightful, because racing itself is rarely either. Behind that tidy title lies a world of noise, risk, tiny margins, large egos, engineering obsession, and the continual effort to persuade man and machine to behave as a single purposeful entity. This is exactly the sort of book that reminds you why mid-century motor racing still exerts such a hold on the imagination. It was glamorous, certainly, but also startlingly exposed. Drivers sat in machines that looked beautiful, went alarmingly fast, and offered roughly the protective reassurance of a determined biscuit tin. The circuits were dramatic, the crowds enthusiastic, and the consequences of error uncomfortably real. A modern racing book may discuss telemetry, tyre windows, and strategy models. A 1962 racing book still carries the flavour of courage, instinct, and engineering daring conducted at a speed best described as morally questionable. Frère’s perspective is what gives the book its lasting appeal. He understood the mechanical side as well as the human one, which means the reader gets more than just a parade of names and results. There is a sense of how racing works: how cars are developed, how decisions are made, how the contest unfolds beyond the obvious spectacle. In other words, this is not merely a book about cars going round in circles very quickly, though naturally they do that too. It is about the art and logic of racing, which is far more interesting than non-believers suspect. And there is something wonderfully ironic about racing literature from this era. It often carries itself with great composure, as though describing a refined and serious pursuit, while the underlying reality is that a number of extremely driven people were hurling exquisitely engineered machines at one another around circuits in search of fractions of seconds and eternal bragging rights. The prose says civilisation; the subject frequently says controlled lunacy. That tension is part of the charm. This Fair copy, from the rev-happy shelves of Crappy Old Books, comes with some slight scribbled red colouring pencil marks on the first blank page and a bit more on the index page, but no other obvious red colouring pencil scribbles. Which, if anything, feels rather cheering. A motor racing book with a touch of accidental visual enthusiasm at the front is hardly disgraced by it. One likes to imagine a previous owner, perhaps young and overcome by racing zeal, briefly deciding that the book needed editorial assistance in red pencil before wisely leaving the rest untouched. Mercifully, the racing itself remains unenhanced. That means what you have here is still a handsome, readable piece of classic motorsport writing with just enough visible life in it to prove it has been owned by actual humans rather than entombed in a sterile collector’s bunker. It has the slight wear of history about it, which suits a book concerned with machines, competition, and the noble impossibility of keeping everything pristine forever. In short, Starting Flag to Chequered Flag is a smart, spirited, and highly appealing classic of motor racing literature: a book that captures the world of competitive driving with insight, authority, and that uniquely mid-century blend of technical seriousness and cheerful acceptance of risk. It is a reminder that racing was never just spectacle. It was craft, judgment, nerve, and mechanical faith conducted at extraordinary speed. A fine choice for anyone who likes cla https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5918/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/starting-grid-to-chequered-flag-mar-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5917 An Illustrated History of the Bentley Car by WO Bentley There are motoring books that discuss cars as useful machines for commuting, shopping, or the grim modern ritual of sitting in traffic while questioning your choices. And then there is An Illustrated History of the Bentley Car (1964) by W. O. Bentley, which belongs to a far grander tradition: the motor car as engineering statement, aristocratic thunderbolt, and highly polished declaration that speed and dignity need not be mutually exclusive. Published by George Allen and Unwin in 1964, this is not merely a book about Bentley. It is, in effect, a guided tour through one of Britain’s most gloriously imposing motoring legends, told with the authority of a name that is not simply attached to the bonnet, but woven into the mythology itself. Bentley is one of those marques that does not so much occupy a niche as loom over it, radiating power, craftsmanship, and the sort of old-world assurance that suggests it has never once had to explain itself to a hatchback. The appeal of Bentley, of course, has never been subtlety. These are cars that seem to arrive trailing polished radiators, leather, engineering seriousness, and a faint scent of country-house confidence. They were built for speed, endurance, prestige, and the slightly intoxicating notion that machinery could be both brutally capable and socially impeccable. A Bentley does not merely go somewhere. It proceeds, with intent. That is what makes a history like this so alluring. Bentley is not just a car manufacturer; it is a whole chapter in the romance of British motoring. Racing glory, grand touring, mechanical excellence, interwar glamour, and the occasional suggestion that one ought to own driving gloves purely on principle — all of it gathers here. This is the sort of subject that reminds one that the motor car was once not only a convenience, but a symbol of ambition, taste, and the thrilling possibility of doing 80 miles an hour while looking entirely composed. And illustrated histories have a particular charm of their own. They do not just tell you about the cars; they let you admire them properly. Bentleys deserve that treatment. These are machines of line, mass, proportion, and presence. Even standing still, they often look as though they have just won something strenuous. One imagines long bonnets, commanding grilles, coachbuilt bodies, and enough polished metal to make modern design departments retreat in shame to their wind tunnels. There is also something satisfyingly ironic in the way vintage prestige operates. Today, luxury cars often try terribly hard to persuade you that they are luxurious, surrounding the driver with digital theatre and options menus that feel faintly desperate for approval. Classic Bentleys, by contrast, tended to proceed from the assumption that excellence required no apology and very little explanation. They were expensive because they were magnificent, and that was that. No slogan about reimagining mobility. Just engineering, craftsmanship, and enough torque to rearrange the horizon. This Good copy from Crappy Old Books therefore offers more than a motoring reference. It offers access to an older, richer, more ceremonious automotive world, where cars had names that mattered and makers whose reputations were forged through competition, ingenuity, and mechanical ambition rather than marketing decks. The absence of an ISBN only adds to the charm. A serious 1964 motoring history hardly needs one; it was printed in an age when books simply expected to be important on their own merits. It is easy to imagine this volume appealing to Bentley enthusiasts, vintage car lovers, transport historians, and anyone susceptible to the sight of large pre-war machinery looking expensive and faintly indestructible. It is equally the kind of book that sits beautifully on a shelf, radiating authority even before it is opened. A proper illustrated motoring history has presence, and one devoted to Bentley doubly so. In short, An Illustrated History of the Bentley Car is a richly appealing tribute to one of Britain’s great automotive names: a book of engineering pride, historical glamour, and polished grandeur. It celebrates cars that were built not merely to function, but to dominate roads, racecourses, and imaginations alike. A splendid choice for anyone who believes the finest motor cars should combine speed, solidity, elegance, and just a whisper of imperial self-confidence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5917/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bentley-car-mar-2025.jpg 34.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5916 Triumph Twins and Triplets - The 350 500 650 750 Twins and Trident by Roy Bacon There are motorcycles that merely transport you from one place to another, and then there are Triumph twins and triplets, which prefer to arrive as a full philosophical position on noise, torque, British engineering, and the noble idea that life is improved by polished metal vibrating enthusiastically beneath you. Triumph Twins and Triplets – The 350 500 650 750 Twins and Trident (1985) by Roy Bacon, published by Osprey, is exactly the sort of book that sends sensible modern transport scuttling back to its plastic fairings in embarrassment. This is a celebration of motorcycles from the age when bikes were not merely designed to function, but to rumble, gleam, leak character from every gasket, and establish a rider’s identity long before anyone had the chance to ask awkward questions. Roy Bacon, of course, knew this territory extremely well. His books have the air of someone who genuinely understands that old motorcycles are never just old motorcycles. They are tribes, loyalties, arguments, garage obsessions, sources of immense pride, and occasional causes of oily regret. In this case the focus is on Triumph’s great lineage of 350, 500, 650, and 750 twins, plus the mighty Trident, which together represent a whole era of British motorcycling at its most iconic, charismatic, and mechanically opinionated. Because Triumph did not build motorcycles in a spirit of timid moderation. These were machines with presence. The twins in particular have that beautiful British combination of elegance and stubbornness: handsome tanks, purposeful lines, engines that seem to throb with offended dignity, and a general refusal to be mistaken for mere appliances. The Trident, meanwhile, added extra cylinders and a faint air of escalation, as though Triumph had decided that if two pistons were good, three might be even better provided everything stayed mostly attached. This is the joy of classic motorcycle history. The specifications matter, certainly, but only up to a point. What really matters is that these bikes carry whole worlds with them: the Ace Cafe spirit, the golden age of British roadsters, the rise of Japanese competition lurking over the horizon, the romance of speed mixed with the practical need to know where your spanners are. A Triumph twin is not just a machine. It is a sound, a silhouette, a way of standing in a garage and looking pleased with yourself. And there is something deeply endearing about the British motorcycle tradition at its peak. Italian bikes might have flair, German bikes discipline, Japanese bikes relentless competence. British bikes, especially Triumphs, had charisma by the bucketful. They seemed to say that engineering should be robust, handsome, and slightly heroic, even if this occasionally involved a working relationship with vibration, weather, and the concept of “character” doing rather a lot of diplomatic heavy lifting. Bacon’s book will appeal to the dyed-in-the-oil Triumph devotee, of course, but also to any reader who enjoys motoring history, industrial design, or that very specific pleasure of looking at a machine and thinking, “Yes, that is exactly what a motorcycle ought to look like.” It is a record of models, development, differences, and evolution, but also of an entire motoring culture in which bikes were expressions of taste, allegiance, and mildly rebellious good sense. This Good copy from the rev-happy vaults of Crappy Old Books offers all the pleasure of a proper vintage motorcycle title: informative, affectionate, and entirely ready to sit beside workshop manuals, old issues of Motor Cycle News, and a growing conviction that modern vehicles are all a bit too well-behaved. It is the kind of book one buys partly for reference and partly because it feels morally correct to own a Roy Bacon title if one has ever admired a parallel twin in profile. The Triumph range covered here is especially rich in myth. The 350s and 500s carry a leaner, more nimble charm. The 650s are practically a national institution in chrome and combustion. The 750s and Trident push things onward with larger ambitions and a hint of end-of-era grandeur. Together they tell the story of a manufacturer that helped define British motorcycling, right down to the note from the exhaust and the grease under the fingernails. In short, Triumph Twins and Triplets is a handsome, satisfying tribute to motorcycles that managed to be both mechanical objects and emotional commitments. It celebrates the bikes that people polished, rode, swore at, adored, restored, and defended in endless conversations with near-religious fervour. A splendid book for anyone who believes motorcycles should not merely start and stop, but also stir the soul, shake the paving slabs, and leave behind the faint suspicion that civilisation may already have peaked somewhere around a well-kept Bonneville. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5916/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/triumph-twins-and-triplets-mar-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Osprey 9780850454031 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5915 Austin Seven - The Motor for the Million by RJ Wyatt There are cars that aspire to greatness by being powerful, luxurious, rare, or deeply intimidating to park. And then there is the Austin Seven, which achieved immortality by being small, sensible, affordable, and quietly revolutionary — the automotive equivalent of a determined little clerk who ends up changing the country while larger, louder people are still adjusting their cufflinks. Austin Seven – The Motor for the Million (1972) by R. J. Wyatt, published by David & Charles, is a loving tribute to one of the most important little cars ever to wobble, buzz, and cheerfully chug its way into British life. This is not merely a book about a vehicle. It is a book about a social event on wheels. The Austin Seven was not just transport; it was mobility for ordinary people, freedom with mudguards, aspiration in a compact tin form. The title says it all, really: the motor for the million. Not the motor for dukes, racing legends, or monocled eccentrics with private chauffeurs. The motor for everyone else. The people who wanted to go somewhere under their own power, preferably without needing a stately home or a petroleum empire to support the effort. In that sense, the Austin Seven belongs to a very distinguished category of machine: the sort that genuinely alters daily life while looking almost absurdly modest about it. And modest it was. The Austin Seven has never possessed the hulking glamour of grand tourers or the thunderous swagger of sports cars. It is small. It is upright. It often looks faintly surprised to be involved in motoring at all. But that is part of its genius. It arrived at a moment when Britain needed practical, affordable private transport, and it delivered exactly that with an air of brisk, unpretentious competence. It did not roar into history. It puttered there, economically. Wyatt’s book is exactly the kind of volume enthusiasts treasure because it understands that old cars are never just old cars. They are pieces of design history, industrial history, and social history all bolted together. The Austin Seven matters because it helped democratise motoring. It put ordinary families, tradesmen, young drivers, hobbyists, and dreamers on the road. It was a beginner’s car, a family car, an improver’s car, and eventually a nostalgia object for those who remembered when driving still involved a bit of optimism, a scarf, and a tolerance for draughts. There is also something delightfully ironic about the way truly influential machines so often look unassuming. If some modern manufacturer produced the Austin Seven today, there would be launch videos, brand consultants, and a campaign about “redefining urban mobility.” In its own time, the Seven simply got on with the job. It was ingenious, economical, adaptable, and surprisingly versatile, all without feeling the need to announce itself as a disruptor. It just quietly disrupted anyway. A book like this will appeal not only to dedicated Austin enthusiasts, though they will naturally be in their element, but also to readers interested in vintage motoring, British engineering, and the social history of everyday life. Because the Austin Seven is one of those machines that sits at the junction of all three. It is a story about design and mechanics, certainly, but also about class, access, changing habits, and the moment when the road began to belong to more than just the wealthy or the reckless. This Very Good copy, from the ever-honking and gloriously overstocked precincts of Crappy Old Books, offers all the pleasure of a proper motoring history in pleasingly solid second-hand form. It is the sort of book that belongs beside old road atlases, workshop manuals, sepia photographs, and people who use the phrase “pre-war charm” without irony, or at least without enough irony to stop themselves buying another motoring title. And what a charming subject it is. The Austin Seven has a peculiar charisma that larger cars cannot quite replicate. It looks companionable. It looks game. It looks as if it might cheerfully set off across 1920s Britain with a picnic hamper and a mild sense of mechanical uncertainty. That is why it endures in the imagination: not as brute force, but as plucky possibility. In short, Austin Seven – The Motor for the Million is a warm, engaging celebration of the small car that helped put Britain on the move. It honours a machine that was cleverer, more significant, and more lovable than its dimensions might suggest, and reminds us that history is not always made by the biggest engine in the room. A splendid choice for anyone who believes the most important vehicles are not necessarily the fastest or flashiest, but the ones that gave ordinary people a seat at the wheel. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5915/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-austin-seven-mar-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9780715357668 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5914 Mussolini in the Making by Gaudens Megaro History has an awkward habit of making yesterday’s serious political biographies look like slightly overconfident weather forecasts. Mussolini in the Making (1938) by Gaudens Megaro arrives from precisely that fascinating moment in time when the future had not yet fully revealed its intentions. Published by George Allen and Unwin on the eve of a world war that nobody could quite imagine in its final form, this book attempts the noble task of explaining how an ambitious Italian journalist named Benito Mussolini managed to transform himself into one of Europe’s most formidable political figures. Megaro approaches the subject with the earnest curiosity of a man watching history unfold in real time rather than from the comfortable distance of hindsight. The Mussolini presented here is still in the process of becoming the legend, the strongman, and eventually the cautionary tale that later historians would dissect at great length. In 1938 the story had not yet reached its final act. To readers at the time, Mussolini appeared less like a doomed dictator and more like a dramatic political experiment whose ultimate consequences were still being debated in cafés and editorial offices across Europe. The book traces Mussolini’s early life with the steady patience of a biographer trying to understand the ingredients that produce a revolutionary personality. There are the formative years as a fiery socialist journalist, the transformation into a nationalist firebrand, and the improbable ascent from street politics to the commanding heights of the Italian state. The narrative reads almost like a political origin story, complete with ideological twists, newspaper offices filled with argument, and the theatrical energy of a man who clearly believed history had reserved a rather large role for him. Reading it today carries a slightly surreal charm. The reader knows how the next chapters of the story will unfold, while the author does not. That gap between expectation and hindsight gives the book its peculiar fascination. It captures a moment when fascism still looked to some observers like a bold political experiment rather than the grim warning sign it would later become. The result is not merely a biography but a historical snapshot of how Mussolini was understood before the Second World War rearranged the moral furniture of Europe. Megaro’s writing reflects the journalistic tone of the period, brisk and analytical but occasionally tinged with the sense that Mussolini’s rise was part of a larger continental drama. The book is interested in the forces that produced him: the instability of post–First World War Italy, the fear of revolution, and the restless search for authority in a country trying to define its place in the modern world. In this sense the work is as much about the political climate of the 1920s and 1930s as it is about the man himself. For modern readers the book offers an intriguing exercise in historical perspective. It reminds us that people living through events rarely know which chapters will later appear in bold type. What seems like the consolidation of power in one decade can become the prelude to catastrophe in the next. Mussolini in the Making therefore reads not only as a biography but also as a reminder that history is written first in uncertainty and only later in judgement. This particular copy, offered by Crappy Old Books in good condition, has survived the decades with admirable resilience. One imagines it passing through several generations of curious readers, each approaching it with a slightly different sense of what the title really means. After all, Mussolini was certainly “in the making” in 1938. The world simply had not yet discovered what the finished product would look like. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5914/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mussolini-in-the-making-mar-2026.jpg 41.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5913 Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell Down and Out in Paris and London — George Orwell (Penguin Modern Classics, 1971) ISBN: 0140002979 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Come for the hunger, stay for the hygiene. In Down and Out in Paris and London, George Orwell takes an entry-level position in poverty and writes the best employee handbook it’s ever had. Paris supplies the kitchens—boiling, shouting, and a sous-chef who thinks cleanliness is a bourgeois superstition—while London contributes the tramp’s itinerary: spike to spike, tea to tea, sermon to sermon, each with rules longer than a hotel bill you can’t pay. Orwell’s trick is simple and devastating: he notices everything. Grease climbs the walls like ivy. Shoes achieve new philosophies. Charity discovers innovative ways to be inconvenient. In Paris, he becomes a plongeur, which is French for “human dishwasher with creative burns,” and learns that civilisation rests on a sink full of water that hasn’t been changed since the Third Republic. In London, he masters the art of walking exactly far enough to find a bed, then being told to walk exactly as far again tomorrow for moral reasons. The book is funny (yes, actually), grim (also yes), and so lucid you can see the crumbs of yesterday’s bread in every sentence. Expect: Menus without food, beds with rules, and work with no end. A cast of intrepid down-and-outers who can make a cigarette last longer than a friendship. Observations sharp enough to slice bread you haven’t got. A field guide to invisible labour, written in prose that never raises its voice. This 1971 Penguin Modern Classics edition has the cool grey livery of good intentions and the small-type courage to tell you exactly what the soup looked like. “Condition: Good” at Crappy Old Books means a well-travelled paperback with a respectable spine-crease, lightly tanned pages (sunlit, not smoke-cured), and enough structural integrity to survive both a café table and a bus seat. It will not give you trench foot. It may, however, give you opinions about restaurant kitchens you can never un-have. Buy it for the Paris grease and the London drizzle, keep it for the x-ray of class disguised as a travelogue, and lend it to anyone who thinks hardship builds character—so they can meet some characters hardship built. Crappy Old Books: purveyors of honest paperbacks that know the price of tea and the cost of dignity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5913/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/down-and-out-in-paris-and-london-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics 9780140002973 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5912 Creepy Crawlies by Londa Jennings and Louise Gardner There are many ways to confront the insect kingdom. You can shriek and wave a rolled-up newspaper like a Victorian melodrama heroine, or you can lean forward with a magnifying glass and whisper, “Good heavens, what an extraordinary creature.” Creepy Crawlies (1995) by Londa Jennings and Louise Gardner firmly belongs to the second camp. It is a cheerful invitation to look more closely at the tiny six-legged population that has been quietly occupying your garden, your shed, and possibly the inside of your windowsill plant pot. Published in the innocent mid-1990s, when educational books still believed children might be persuaded to take an interest in nature rather than a glowing rectangle, this volume cheerfully introduces the reader to beetles, spiders, ants, and a whole cast of miniature characters who spend their lives performing feats of engineering and survival that would embarrass most civilisations. These are the creatures that can lift many times their own body weight, spin silk stronger than steel, and build underground cities while you are still looking for the kettle. Jennings and Gardner approach the subject with a reassuring mixture of curiosity and gentle encouragement. Instead of treating insects as the villains of picnics and kitchen cupboards, they present them as fascinating neighbours who simply happen to have more legs than the average dinner guest. The tone is educational without ever becoming solemn, and the pages feel like the literary equivalent of turning over a stone in the garden and discovering a bustling metropolis underneath. Naturally, the book also carries a subtle message: the natural world is far more complicated, ingenious, and entertaining than it first appears. A child who reads this may find themselves suddenly interested in ants marching across the patio or the elaborate architecture of a spider’s web. An adult reader, meanwhile, may discover an uneasy respect for the tiny organisms that have been quietly running the planet for several hundred million years. As a copy from Crappy Old Books, this particular specimen arrives in good condition, meaning it has survived the passing decades with only minor signs of previous ownership. One imagines it may once have been consulted during earnest garden expeditions, perhaps by a young naturalist armed with a jam jar and a heroic disregard for muddy knees. If you have ever wondered what is really going on beneath the leaves, behind the shed, or along the garden path after rain, Creepy Crawlies is ready to explain. Just be warned: once you start looking closely, the world suddenly becomes much busier than you realised. And some of its most industrious citizens are about the size of a grain of rice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5912/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/creepy-crawlies-mar-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Levinson Books 9781899607181 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5911 Motorcycle Engineering by PE Irving There are books about motorcycles that celebrate freedom, speed, leather jackets, and the romantic possibility of disappearing down an open road in a cloud of dust and self-invention. And then there is Motorcycle Engineering (1961) by P. E. Irving, which comes at the subject from the far more serious and, in many ways, more seductive angle of asking: yes, but how does the blasted thing actually work? Published by Temple Press and offered here as a First Edition, this is not a book for the merely decorative admirer of motorcycles. This is a book for people who look at an engine and feel a stirring of respect normally reserved for cathedrals, bridges, and obscure but elegant mathematical proofs. It belongs to that noble class of technical volumes written in an age when engineering was still allowed to sound like engineering: exacting, practical, quietly authoritative, and entirely unconcerned with whether the reader might prefer a colourful infographic. P. E. Irving, of course, was no lightweight scribbler parachuted into the subject for a quick publishing opportunity. He was a genuine engineer, one of those formidable practical minds who understood that motorcycles are not merely lifestyle accessories with chrome. They are intricate, purposeful machines, balanced precariously between combustion, metallurgy, geometry, vibration, and the optimistic assumption that all these forces can be persuaded to cooperate at speed. In lesser hands, this might sound dry. In Irving’s hands, it becomes the sort of thing that can make mechanically inclined readers go a bit misty-eyed. Because motorcycle engineering is, when you think about it, an almost absurdly elegant business. You are taking controlled explosions, harnessing them in a compact metal frame, and asking the result to remain stable while carrying a human being over uneven ground at improbable velocity. The fact that this works at all is one of civilisation’s more persuasive arguments in its own favour. A book like this opens the casing on that miracle and says: here are the principles, the systems, the stresses, the compromises, and the reasons your beloved machine either sings like a masterpiece or rattles like a cutlery drawer on a hill. The charm of a 1961 engineering book lies partly in its confidence. This was an era that still believed in understanding things properly. Not just pressing a button, not just replacing a sealed unit, but really understanding. Combustion, chassis design, suspension, materials, performance, mechanical efficiency: all of it laid out with the assumption that the reader is either capable of learning or ought to be. There is something wonderfully stern and civilised about that. The book does not beg to entertain. It simply assumes that engineering is already interesting, and if the reader has any sense, they will agree. And in fairness, it is interesting. Hugely so. Even for readers who do not intend to rebuild a machine in a draughty shed while muttering about tolerances, a book like Motorcycle Engineering has enormous fascination. It reveals the hidden logic behind the machine, the practical intelligence embedded in every component, and the endless balancing act between power, weight, durability, cost, and control. It also reminds one that the sleek glamour of motorcycling has always depended on an army of clever people doing rather a lot of difficult sums and test runs behind the scenes. This Fine First Edition copy from Crappy Old Books has an added layer of appeal because first editions of serious technical works possess a certain austere glamour all their own. This is not collectible in the flashy, celebrity-memoir sense. It is collectible in the much more satisfying sense of being an original document from a time when engineering knowledge was printed solidly and expected to endure. It has the air of a book that could sit on a workshop shelf, survive decades of consultation, and still look faintly superior to modern paperbacks trying too hard. It is also, frankly, a splendid object for anyone who likes the intellectual side of machinery. Plenty of motoring and motorcycling books are about nostalgia, style, competition, or heroic personalities. This one is about the machine itself: its bones, nerves, and mechanical conscience. It asks the reader not merely to admire, but to comprehend. That is a rarer and more lasting pleasure. In short, Motorcycle Engineering is a serious, rewarding, and faintly magnificent technical classic: a book for riders, restorers, engineers, tinkerers, and anyone who has ever suspected that true romance may lie not only in the ride, but in the valve timing. It offers the pleasure of entering a world where precision matters, understanding matters, and motorcycles are treated not as fashion, but as feats of applied intelligence. A fine first edition for those who believe the most beautiful words in the E https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5911/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/motorcycle-engineering-mar-2026.jpg 62.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Temple Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5910 Mick Walkers Italian Classic Gallery - The Road Bikes by Mick Walker There are motorcycle books, and then there are motorcycle books about Italian motorcycles, which means that somewhere between the first and second page one should expect beauty, noise, mechanical passion, and at least the faint possibility of an electrical system behaving like an opera singer who has taken offence. Mick Walker’s Italian Classic Gallery – The Road Bikes (1991) is exactly the sort of title to make sensible people nod politely and enthusiasts begin speaking faster. Published by Haynes, and written by the ever-knowledgeable Mick Walker, this is a loving guided tour through one of motorcycling’s most glamorous, temperamental, and gloriously over-styled traditions: the Italian road bike, that noble species of machine which often looks too elegant to be parked and too dramatic to be merely ridden. Because Italian motorcycles have never really been content with the basic task of transport. Anyone can build a machine to get from A to B. Italy, characteristically, prefers to build a machine that gets from A to B while looking impossibly stylish, sounding faintly operatic, and making the rider feel like the lead in a film that may or may not end in heartbreak. Reliability, in this mythology, is sometimes treated less as a requirement than as an intriguing philosophical question. Walker, of course, knew this world inside out. He had the great gift of writing about motorcycles not as anonymous metal objects, but as living members of a larger culture of design, competition, speed, vanity, engineering flair, and national personality. Italian bikes are perfect material for that treatment. These are machines with names that seem to arrive already italicised in the imagination: Ducati, Moto Guzzi, Laverda, MV Agusta, Benelli, Gilera. Even if you know absolutely nothing about motorcycles, the names alone sound as though they ought to be spoken while gesturing elegantly with an espresso in hand. What makes a book like this such a joy is that it captures more than specifications. It captures aura. The Italian road bike exists in that magical zone where engineering becomes theatre. The frames are artful, the tanks sculptural, the engines full of intent, and the whole enterprise feels driven by a national unwillingness to accept that machinery cannot also be seductive. British bikes may have had stoicism, Japanese bikes precision, German bikes discipline. Italian bikes? They had flair. Flair, and an unshakable belief that speed should also be beautiful. Naturally, this aesthetic magnificence came with its own folklore. The classic Italian motorcycle has long enjoyed a reputation for thrilling brilliance mixed with occasional emotional complexity, as though ownership were not a simple consumer relationship but a passionate entanglement. These are the bikes people adore, forgive, defend, and occasionally push home while insisting they would never own anything else. That contradiction is part of the charm. A truly great Italian machine does not merely work. It inspires devotion, excuses, and long conversations in garages. This book is therefore not just for mechanics or collectors, though they will certainly be at home here. It is for anyone who enjoys the romance of twentieth-century machinery, the design history of road bikes, or the peculiar splendour of machines built by people who seem to believe that every nut and bolt ought to carry a little emotional voltage. Walker’s gallery format makes it especially appealing: a parade of road bikes, each contributing to the larger story of Italy’s gift for making transport feel dangerously close to art. This Very Good copy, from the petrol-scented cultural archives of Crappy Old Books, is in handsome condition and ready for its next custodian. It is the sort of book that belongs equally well on a coffee table, in a workshop, beside a stack of old motoring magazines, or near someone who casually says things like “the bevel-drive models had real character” and expects others to understand. It has the specific dignity of a Haynes title that knows its readership includes the genuinely informed, the mildly obsessed, and the aesthetically weak-willed. In short, Italian Classic Gallery – The Road Bikes is a rich, affectionate celebration of motorcycles from a culture that never saw why engineering should be separated from drama. It is about road bikes, certainly, but also about style, speed, obsession, and the enduring appeal of machines that look as though they were designed with both calipers and passion. A marvellous volume for anyone who believes a motorcycle should do more than run. It should seduce, thunder, shimmer slightly in the light, and make entirely unreasonable demands on the human heart. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5910/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mick-walkers-italian-classic-gallery-the-road-bikes-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9780854298365 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5908 Over The Hill And On A Roll by Bob Phillips There are, broadly speaking, two ways for a book to address getting older. One is to sigh heavily into a cup of tea and begin itemising the collapse of civilisation, cartilage, and decent handwriting. The other is to publish itself under the title Over The Hill And On A Roll, which suggests that age is less a tragic descent and more a slightly wobbly but cheerful victory lap. Written by Bob Phillips and published in 1998 by Harvest House Publishers, this is a book that clearly refuses to accept the dreary memo that middle age, later life, or general maturity must be approached with solemnity and orthopedic despair. Instead, it leans cheerfully into the comedy of getting older, treating birthdays, bodily quirks, memory lapses, and social absurdities not as disasters, but as excellent material. And really, that may be the sanest response available. Because ageing is one of those universal experiences that everyone claims to understand until they are suddenly discussing back pain with genuine intellectual commitment and developing strong views about parking convenience. A book like this steps into that territory with a grin, observing that while youth may have speed, confidence, and knees made of spring steel, age has perspective, survival, and the increasingly valuable ability to leave a party early without apology. Bob Phillips is very much working in the grand tradition of humour that says: yes, life is ridiculous, but let us at least enjoy the joke. The appeal here is likely to be broad and comfortingly familiar. This is the sort of book that notices the oddities of family life, birthdays, creaking joints, changing ambitions, and the strange fact that one day you wake up and find yourself making noises when standing up, as though narrating your own mechanical decline. It understands that advancing years do not automatically make one wise, serene, or distinguished. Often they simply make one more aware of how absurd everything already was. There is also something gloriously defiant about the title itself. Over the hill is meant to be the insult, the phrase that suggests decline, irrelevance, the beginning of the long shuffle toward practical knitwear. But on a roll changes the mood entirely. It implies momentum. Mischief. Perhaps snacks. It transforms the whole enterprise from “resigned deterioration” into “unexpected sequel.” Not done yet, thank you very much. Books like this are often at their best when given as gifts, especially by people who want to be affectionate while also committing a mild act of age-related cheek. It has the flavour of something that can be read in snatches, quoted aloud, left by an armchair, or deployed whenever someone becomes too dramatic about the passing of time. In that sense it belongs to a noble category of books: the ones that offer reassurance by laughing at the problem rather than pretending it does not exist. This As New copy, from the gloriously unpredictable stockrooms of Crappy Old Books, is in excellent condition, which is more than can be said for many of the people likely to appreciate its contents. The contrast is part of the charm. Here is a pristine little monument to the art of ageing disgracefully but cheerfully, ready to be given, kept, displayed, or consulted whenever life begins making too many references to sensible shoes and digestive caution. In short, Over The Hill And On A Roll is a buoyant, good-humoured celebration of growing older without surrendering either one’s wit or one’s appetite for finding life faintly ridiculous. It is not interested in pretending that age changes nothing. It simply argues, with a wink, that the changes may be survivable if one is prepared to laugh. A fine choice for readers who prefer their wisdom lightly buttered, their humour affectionate, and their mortality discussed only on the understanding that everyone remains perfectly entitled to enjoy themselves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5908/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/over-the-hill-and-on-a-roll-mar-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvest House Publishers 9780736900027 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5907 Policy Making in Britain - An Introduction by Peter Dorey Some books burst into your life promising revolution, revelation, and perhaps a new way of understanding the modern world. Others arrive with the words Policy Making in Britain – An Introduction on the cover, which is about as flamboyant as a municipal filing cabinet and therefore, in its own deeply British way, instantly reassuring. Written by Peter Dorey and published by Sage in 2014, this is exactly the sort of book that sounds as though it ought to be dry, worthy, and faintly punishing, only to turn out to be rather more interesting than many louder volumes on public life. Because British policy making, when you strip away the calm language and respectable committee paperwork, is really a never-ending saga of ministers, civil servants, pressure groups, party politics, competing interests, strategic compromises, unintended consequences, and the occasional heroic attempt to make the machinery of government behave itself for five full minutes. Dorey’s great trick is to take a subject that might initially suggest endless grey corridors and transform it into something recognisably alive. Policy making is not just “how laws happen” or “how governments decide things.” It is the study of how ideas are born, dressed up, sent through consultations, mauled by politics, revised by reality, and eventually released into the wild where they proceed to behave in ways nobody fully predicted. In other words, it is the story of Britain attempting to run itself through a combination of principle, process, compromise, and the ancient national tradition of muddling through with impressive vocabulary. This book is ideal for students, politics enthusiasts, policy nerds, reluctant sociology survivors, and anyone who has ever read a news headline and wondered, “Yes, but who on earth actually decided this?” It opens the lid on the mechanisms behind public decisions and shows that policy is rarely the product of a single brilliant mind in a ministerial office. More often it emerges from a fog of institutions, ideologies, lobbying, media pressure, budget limits, party calculations, and the awkward fact that real life has a habit of refusing to fit neatly into white papers. There is also something wonderfully ironic about British policy making as a subject. On paper it sounds orderly, procedural, almost elegant. In practice it is an endlessly fascinating contest between what governments intend, what they announce, what they can afford, what departments can deliver, and what the public will tolerate before everyone starts writing cross letters to the newspapers. Dorey, wisely, understands that policy is not just a technical function. It is a living political process full of conflict, persuasion, institutional habits, and the occasional beautifully worded fudge. And because this is an introduction, it has that rare and valuable quality of actually trying to introduce. It is there to explain, not intimidate. It does not assume you have already spent twelve years lurking in Westminster cloakrooms absorbing procedural folklore. Instead it helps make sense of the structures, the actors, the theories, and the practical realities of governance in Britain, which is helpful, because British governance has long depended on the public not looking too closely at how the sausage is consensually, strategically, and partially accountably made. This particular copy is listed in Good condition but with a fold in the cover, and honestly that feels almost thematically appropriate. A book about British policy making that bears a visible crease is not damaged so much as authenticated. It has, in its own modest physical form, experienced a mild structural complication while remaining perfectly serviceable, which is more or less the biography of the British state since about 1688. Internally sound, externally a bit rumpled, still carrying on. Offered by Crappy Old Books, this Fair copy is therefore not merely a second-hand textbook. It is a slightly battle-worn guide to the noble, confusing, compromise-laden business of governing a country through meetings, memos, doctrines, consultations, and carefully calibrated public statements. It will sit on your shelf looking serious and useful, which it is, but it may also occasionally provoke the comforting thought that if policy making is this complicated for the people in charge, perhaps your own administrative difficulties are not entirely a personal failing. In short, Policy Making in Britain is a smart, accessible, and quietly revealing introduction to the machinery behind British public decisions. It explains how power, process, and politics interact, while gently reminding the reader that government is never quite as simple, rational, or tidy as official documents would like us to believe. A very solid book for anyone interested in politics, public administration, or the strange national art of trying to chan https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5907/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/policy-making-in-britain-mar-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sage Publications 9781849208482 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5905 Creed by Margiad Evans There are novels that stride confidently through the literary world announcing their themes with trumpets, footnotes, and possibly a committee meeting. And then there is Creed (2018) by Margiad Evans, which prefers to slip quietly through the hedgerows of rural Wales, muttering about belief, identity, and the small but persistent absurdities of human conviction. Originally written decades earlier but revived by Honno Press, Creed is one of those books that feels both timeless and faintly out of step with time itself—rather like discovering a philosophical diary tucked inside a shepherd’s coat pocket. Evans, a Welsh writer of formidable intelligence and an eye for the quiet drama of everyday life, explores what it means to hold beliefs in a world that stubbornly refuses to behave in a tidy, doctrinal fashion. At its heart, Creed is less about religious creeds in the thunder-from-the-pulpit sense and more about the small personal creeds people carry around in their heads: what they believe about God, neighbours, land, love, duty, and the peculiar business of being alive. The characters inhabit a landscape that is recognisably Welsh—full of chapels, farms, weather, and opinions—but Evans is not particularly interested in pastoral postcards. Instead she digs gently into the moral soil beneath ordinary lives, where doubts, loyalties, and stubborn beliefs grow in tangled roots. What follows is a quietly intense exploration of conscience and conviction. Evans writes with a calm authority that suggests she has spent a long time thinking about the human condition and has concluded that it is, on balance, both tragic and faintly ridiculous. Her prose is thoughtful, observant, and occasionally mischievous in the way it exposes the gap between what people say they believe and what they actually do when confronted with real life. The result is a novel that feels both reflective and slyly humorous. One moment it reads like a meditation on faith and identity; the next it feels like a gentle wink at humanity’s endless ability to complicate its own moral theories. Evans understands that beliefs are rarely neat or consistent, and that people cling to them with the same mixture of sincerity, confusion, and stubborn pride that they apply to most of life’s decisions. This Near Fine copy from Honno Press—offered here by the ever-philosophical shelves of Crappy Old Books—is in excellent condition and ready to join the ranks of books that look modest but contain rather more intellectual mischief than expected. It’s the sort of volume that sits quietly on a shelf until one evening it persuades you to read “just a few pages,” after which you discover you’ve accidentally spent an hour contemplating belief systems, rural life, and the mysterious logic of the human mind. In short, Creed is a thoughtful, quietly ironic novel about the beliefs that shape people and the contradictions that inevitably follow. If you enjoy fiction that wanders thoughtfully through moral landscapes while occasionally raising an eyebrow at humanity’s earnest attempts to explain itself, Margiad Evans is very much your guide. And if nothing else, it proves once again that the most complicated philosophies often begin not in universities, but somewhere in the Welsh countryside—probably near a chapel, a field, and a person wondering whether they actually believe what they’ve been saying all along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5905/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/creed-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Honno Press 9781909983724 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5903 Computer Handling of Chemical Structure Information by MF lynch JM Harrison WG Town and JE Ash Ah yes, Computer Handling of Chemical Structure Information (1971) — a title so magnificently unapologetic that it manages to sound both wildly futuristic and crushingly administrative at the same time. Written by M. F. Lynch, J. M. Harrison, W. G. Town and J. E. Ash, and published by the sternly dependable alliance of MacDonald and American Elsevier, this is a book from the glorious early age of computing, when the idea of getting a machine to understand chemistry still had the thrilling whiff of science fiction about it. Today, of course, we take it for granted that a computer can store, search, sort and juggle chemical structures while also distracting us with emails and weather alerts. But in 1971 this was serious frontier work. The challenge was not merely one of chemistry, nor merely one of computing, but of persuading these two extremely complicated realms to sit down together and behave themselves. How, after all, do you teach a machine to cope with molecules, rings, chains, bonds, substitutions and all the rest of the gloriously fiddly architecture of chemistry? It is one thing for a chemist to glance at a structural formula and nod wisely. It is quite another to reduce that same formula to something a large humming box can process without existential complaint. That is the territory this book inhabits: the fascinating, slightly forbidding borderland where punch-card logic meets molecular elegance. It is concerned with systems of representation, indexing, retrieval and classification — in other words, the hidden bureaucracy of scientific knowledge. Not the dramatic bubbling flask end of chemistry, but the equally vital question of how one actually organises chemical information so that it can be found again before the heat death of the universe. There is something wonderfully ambitious about a book like this. It comes from a period when computers were still enormous, temperamental, and far less interested in helping ordinary people than in quietly revolutionising specialist disciplines from the inside. Here we see that revolution in progress. The authors are grappling with problems that now underpin huge areas of cheminformatics, database science and pharmaceutical research, but they do so in the measured, deliberate tone of people who know they are building part of the future with graphs, coding schemes and a deep faith in orderly systems. And what a future it promised. This is a world where the proper encoding of a benzene ring is not a niche concern but the sort of thing upon which the whole modern edifice of searchable chemical knowledge may eventually depend. It is, in its own dry and noble way, a book about translation: taking the exquisite visual language of chemistry and converting it into forms that computers can store, compare and retrieve. It may not sound romantic, but there is a peculiar beauty in the effort. Humanity had spent centuries discovering substances, naming compounds and drawing structures, and then along came computing to say: splendid, now please put all of that into a system. Naturally, being a technical volume from 1971, it does not exactly bounce along like a thriller. It is dense, precise and entirely untroubled by the modern need to be “accessible”. It assumes, with admirable confidence, that the reader has turned up because they genuinely want to know about machine methods for handling chemical structure information, and not because they were hoping for a light diversion before bed. In that sense, it is refreshingly honest. No gimmicks, no simplification, no brightly coloured sidebars pretending data structures are fun for the whole family. Just proper intellectual machinery, laid out with seriousness and care. Still, that is part of the charm. For collectors of vintage scientific and computing texts, this is exactly the sort of book that radiates period authority. It belongs to that lovely moment when computers were beginning to colonise every corner of specialist knowledge, and each new application arrived with its own breed of optimism. Somewhere between chemistry, information science and early computing history, Computer Handling of Chemical Structure Information captures a moment when people were teaching machines to think, very carefully, about molecules. This copy is in good condition, which is pleasingly appropriate for a book devoted to the proper storage and retrieval of complex structures. It has survived the decades with its academic dignity intact, ready to sit on the shelf of a chemist, historian of computing, lover of obscure technical literature, or anyone who enjoys books whose titles sound like they were generated by a committee in lab coats. In short, this is not merely a book about chemistry, nor merely a book about computers. It is a monument to the heroic age of making information behave. If you have ever wished to own a volume that embodies the e https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5903/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/computer-handling-of-chemical-structure-information-mar-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald - American Elsevier 9780356038667 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5901 Dai Davies Not Out - 78 by John Edwards There are sports books, and then there is Dai Davies Not Out – 78, which sounds less like a title and more like the scoreboard of a very particular kind of immortality. Published in 1975 by Dyfed Publishers and written by John Edwards, this is exactly the kind of wonderfully specific sporting survivor Crappy Old Books likes to rescue from the pavilion end of history. It belongs to that glorious class of books which assume, quite correctly, that one innings, one player, one score, and one life around the game may be enough to justify an entire volume. Modern publishing might have insisted on a subtitle involving grit, glory and leadership. This book simply turns up with a name, a score, and the quiet confidence that those who matter will understand. And really, what a title. Not Out – 78. It has all the melancholy grandeur of cricket compressed into three words and a number. Not a century, tantalisingly. Not a duck, mercifully. Seventy-eight: a score that feels both substantial and gloriously unfinished, the sort of number that suggests solid contribution, stubbornness, and the possibility that the innings — like the man — deserves to be remembered for more than statistics alone. “Not out” is one of cricket’s finest little phrases. It means survival, yes, but also incompletion, endurance, an argument with finality. It is sporting language at its most quietly philosophical. Dai Davies, of course, is exactly the sort of figure who suits that kind of title. The great charm of sporting books from this era is that they emerge from a world where local heroes, county loyalties, touring sides, club stories and long afternoons still mattered enough to be written down properly. This is not a glossy modern production full of media-trained platitudes and forewords by men in blazers discussing “high-performance environments.” This is older and better: a book from when sport still carried the smell of grass, tea, train journeys and people who remembered innings in weather terms. John Edwards, as writer, gives it that lovely old-style authority of the journalist or recorder who knew that the game was not just scores but character, anecdote, atmosphere and the long human business surrounding the boundary rope. Books like this are rarely just about batting averages. They are about the texture of a sporting life — the clubs, the grounds, the stories retold over years, the strange alchemy by which a player becomes part of local folklore. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which feels entirely right for a 1975 cricket title. A good-condition sports book of this kind ought to look preserved but not pampered, as though it may have spent time beside scorebooks, old annuals, and the sort of shelves where sport was taken seriously but not fetishised. Good condition means it is still shelf-worthy, readable, and ready to charm the next custodian without pretending to be a museum piece. There is also something wonderfully ironic about how beautifully niche a book like this now seems. Once upon a time, such a title would have made immediate sense to the right readership: of course there should be a book about Dai Davies; of course “Not Out – 78” is enough of a hook; of course one innings or one symbolically chosen score can stand for a whole character. Today, in the age of algorithmic content sludge and athlete memoirs assembled by committee, the specificity feels almost radical. It is a reminder that sport used to generate memory first and product second. And that is part of the delight here. Cricket, especially in book form, has always been about more than results. It is about lore. About scorecards turning into stories. About small acts of endurance acquiring literary weight out of all proportion to their apparent scale. A man makes 78 not out and, somehow, through memory, affection and the right kind of writer, it becomes a title fit to outlive the innings itself. That is cricket in a nutshell: absurdly exact, faintly sentimental, and all the better for both qualities. For collectors, this is a lovely find: a 1975 Dyfed Publishers cricket title, locally rooted, charmingly specific, and very much of the world before sports publishing became overinflated and under-observed. For readers of cricket books, it promises the sort of thing that often proves richest: not a corporate sporting memoir but a human-scale record of a player and a game still embedded in community. For shelf appeal, it is first-rate. A book called Dai Davies Not Out – 78 says that someone in the house understands that statistics can become poetry if left long enough in Welsh air. It is also the sort of book that flatters its owner in exactly the right way. Not by shouting prestige, but by implying curiosity, affection for old sport, and a willingness to appreciate the half-forgotten corners of cricketing culture where the best stories often hi https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5901/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dai-davies-not-out-78-mar-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dyfed Publishers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5900 Everywhere For Wales by Phil Bennett There are sports books, and then there is Everywhere For Wales by Phil Bennett, which sounds less like a title and more like a vow taken at speed, preferably while sidestepping three grown men and the expectations of a nation. Published in 1982 by Arrow Books, this is exactly the sort of volume Crappy Old Books is delighted to find among the usual shelf traffic of forgotten thrillers and overconfident self-improvement manuals. It comes carrying that glorious mixture of rugby, memory, Welshness and slightly battered heroism that no algorithm has yet managed to bottle properly. Everywhere For Wales is not merely a sports memoir. It is a title with mud on its socks and poetry in its lungs. And what a title it is. Everywhere For Wales. Not “My Rugby Career.” Not “Reflections on the Game.” Not “Lessons in Leadership from the Back Line.” No, this is bigger, nobler, and faintly madder. It suggests commitment on a national scale, as though Phil Bennett had personally agreed to cover every blade of grass, every emotional register, and possibly several valleys while he was at it. There is something deeply Welsh and magnificently unembarrassed about that kind of intensity. Phil Bennett, of course, was not just anybody in boots. He was one of the great Welsh rugby figures: all brilliance, nerve, footwork and that rare ability to make athletic genius look both joyful and faintly insolent. He belongs to that class of sporting heroes who do not merely play a game but seem to embody a whole style of national self-expression. Watching Bennett was not just watching rugby. It was watching imagination in motion, wearing a red shirt and refusing to go through the obvious gap when a more theatrical one might be invented instead. This means the book already carries a wonderful charge before you even open it. Sports memoirs can sometimes be earnest things, full of grit, dressing rooms and noble clichés about teamwork. But a Phil Bennett title promises something better: intelligence, stories, wit, atmosphere, and the whole glorious weather system of Welsh rugby when it still felt like a matter of almost theological importance. One does not simply remember matches in this world; one remembers where one was, who shouted, what the rain was doing, and which pass appeared to briefly suspend reason. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which feels exactly right. A good-condition 1982 rugby paperback ought to look lived with rather than embalmed. It should suggest it has spent time in houses where people actually cared, perhaps in a living room near the telly, perhaps beside old match programmes, perhaps on a shelf where sport and literature were not considered mutually exclusive. Good condition means it has survived the decades with its spine, dignity and sporting aura intact. There is also something deliciously ironic in reading a book like this now, in an age when sport is often wrapped in branding, analytics, recovery protocols and interviews polished to within an inch of meaning. Back here in 1982, rugby still had more room for character, myth and the sort of storytelling that feels half autobiography, half chapel testimony. Everywhere For Wales belongs to that richer human world where a player was not just a performance unit but a national figure, a talking point, a source of both hope and post-match argument. And then there is the Welshness of it all, which matters. This is not generic sporting memoir territory. Wales and rugby have always had a special way of talking to each other — through pride, pain, memory, longing, brilliance, collapse, resurrection, and the faint possibility that the outside half might redeem the afternoon. A book like this is never just about a player. It is about a place, a culture, a mood, and the small matter of a nation repeatedly investing far too much emotion in an oblong ball and being entirely right to do so. For collectors, it is a lovely thing: Phil Bennett, Arrow Books, early 1980s, and a title with real shelf charisma. For rugby readers, it offers the chance to spend time with one of the game’s great stylists in his own voice or in a voice close enough to carry the atmosphere. For shelf appeal, it is excellent. A copy of Everywhere For Wales suggests that someone in the house has proper instincts about sport, memory and national romance, which is generally a reassuring sign. It is also the kind of book that improves by age. In 1982 it would have been contemporary or near-contemporary sporting reading; now it has matured into something more charming and more atmospheric. It becomes part memoir, part relic, part dispatch from a rugby world that feels both closer and more legendary with every passing decade. Books like this do not merely tell stories. They preserve moods. So here we have a good-condition 1982 Arrow paperback: spirited, evocative, full of rugby character and gl https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5900/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/everywhere-for-wales-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099294306 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5899 A Cock-Eyed Comedy by Juan Goytisolo There are novels that politely invite you in, and then there is A Cock-Eyed Comedy by Juan Goytisolo, which sounds as though it has already upended the furniture, insulted the authorities, and started laughing before you have even found a chair. Published in this 2002 Serpent’s Tail edition, this is exactly the sort of book Crappy Old Books likes to discover lurking with intent among more obedient paperbacks. It has all the right signals: a great writer, a brilliant title, a publisher with form for the strange and unruly, and the unmistakable promise that what follows may not behave itself in any conventional literary sense. Which, frankly, is a relief. The title is doing magnificent work. A Cock-Eyed Comedy suggests not a tidy farce, not a neat little entertainment, but something gloriously askew. Something lopsided, satirical, possibly feverish. Comedy, yes — but comedy with one eyebrow raised, one wheel missing, and a suspicious amount of smoke coming from the engine. It implies a world out of joint and fully aware of it. That is often the best sort of comedy, especially when produced by a writer as sharp and unhousebroken as Juan Goytisolo. Goytisolo, of course, was no dealer in bland literary upholstery. He was one of those serious European writers who seemed permanently engaged in a struggle against hypocrisy, complacency, nationalism, piety, and the general suffocating tendency of society to pretend it is more orderly than it is. His fiction has bite. It has mischief. It has intellect. It has the sort of energy that makes lesser novels seem as though they were written under supervision. To pick up Goytisolo is to accept that the page may become argumentative. And that is precisely why this title feels so appealing. A comedy from Goytisolo is unlikely to consist of lovable eccentrics misunderstanding one another over tea. One expects something darker, stranger, more politically alive, more morally sideways. A comedy, perhaps, in the ancient and useful sense: a form through which absurdity exposes the rot beneath the respectable surface. The “cock-eyed” part suggests that the angle of vision itself is the point. Reality seen straight is one thing. Reality seen slant is often much more revealing. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which suits it perfectly. A good-condition Serpent’s Tail paperback ought to feel like a book that has survived on wit and reputation rather than mass approval. It should look readable, ownable, and faintly dangerous in the best literary sense. Good condition means it is ready for a new shelf, a new reader, and a fresh chance to disturb the peace. Serpent’s Tail is also exactly the right imprint for a book like this. Few publishers have done more to champion fiction with edge, style, provocation and a refusal to play nicely. A Serpent’s Tail edition carries a certain promise: that whatever is inside is unlikely to be domesticated. Crappy Old Books approves wholeheartedly. The world does not need more beige novels with workshop-approved emotional arcs. It needs more books that look as though they may have escaped through a side door. There is, naturally, a rich irony in the whole setup. Here is a book called A Cock-Eyed Comedy, written by a formidable literary troublemaker, and now circulating through the democratic afterlife of second-hand bookselling. Once it may have been bought by someone admirably serious, perhaps someone who liked translated fiction, European dissent, or novels with a taste for dismantling illusions. Now it waits to be rediscovered, still sly, still crooked, still entirely more interesting than most things currently yelling for attention. For collectors, it is a fine find: Juan Goytisolo, Serpent’s Tail, 2002, and a title with genuine shelf charisma. For readers, it promises that particular pleasure only good translated fiction can give: the sense of being jolted slightly sideways out of your own familiar narrative furniture and made to look again. For shelf appeal, it is excellent. A copy of A Cock-Eyed Comedy says that someone in the house may appreciate satire, literary risk, and the possibility that the world is best understood when viewed through a cracked lens. It is also the sort of book that flatters its owner in the right way. Not by screaming prestige, but by implying taste, nerve, and a willingness to read things that are not merely “enjoyable” in the market-tested sense. It suggests curiosity with teeth. One does not own Goytisolo by accident. Or if one does, one quickly decides to make the accident look intentional. So here we have a good-condition 2002 Serpent’s Tail edition of A Cock-Eyed Comedy: skewed, clever, likely subversive, and gloriously uninterested in behaving like a nice normal novel. It is the kind of book Crappy Old Books loves to rehome — literary without being dutiful, funny without being cosy, and ful https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5899/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-cock-eyed-comedy-mar-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Serpents Tail 9781852428198 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5895 Schopenhauers Blues by Michael Blackburn There are poetry titles that sound inviting, and then there is Schopenhauer’s Blues by Michael Blackburn, which strolls in wearing the expression of a man who has read too much philosophy, noticed too much life, and now intends to make both your problem in verse. Published in 1994 by Sunk Island Publishing, this is exactly the kind of book Crappy Old Books likes to discover lurking among the shelves: small-press, clever, faintly improbable, and blessed with a title that does almost scandalously good work before you have even opened it. Schopenhauer’s Blues is marvellous because it takes one of the gloomiest heavyweight names in philosophy and pairs him with the language of a smoky, slightly battered musical lament. Pessimism, but with rhythm. Existential despair, but perhaps in twelve bars. Arthur Schopenhauer, of course, was not famous for bounding optimism. He was the grand old maestro of cosmic dissatisfaction, the philosopher who looked at existence and concluded, with a consistency that is almost admirable, that it was fundamentally an exhausting business driven by blind will, suffering, and the occasional brief interruption. To stick his name in a poetry title is already delicious. To add Blues is even better. It suggests that all this metaphysical misery has somehow made it into a more portable, performative form — less “The World as Will and Representation,” more “The World as a Damp Tuesday with a Hangover.” Michael Blackburn clearly knew what he was doing. This is the sort of title that signals intelligence without pomp, seriousness without stiffness, and wit with just enough darkness in it to be worth trusting. One suspects a poet alert to absurdity, melancholy, culture and the comic indignities of ordinary consciousness. Any book that can make Schopenhauer sound faintly like a pub act has already achieved something quite distinguished. And then there is the publisher: Sunk Island Publishing, which is almost too perfect. A name like that sounds less like a conventional press and more like the ideal place from which a poetry collection called Schopenhauer’s Blues ought to emerge — a little out of the way, a little windswept, and entirely unconcerned with the commercial imperative to be cheerful. Crappy Old Books salutes this sort of thing. The world needs more publishing that sounds like it happens in a half-mythical estuary under low skies. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which feels exactly right. A good-condition 1994 small-press poetry book should look as though it has been sensibly kept by someone who valued it, perhaps read it in thoughtful moods, and then allowed it to live on the shelf with a certain quiet dignity. Good condition gives it the right atmosphere: not shrink-wrapped sterility, but survival. A book like this should have made it through the decades by merit and odd charm, not by accident. There is also something wonderfully ironic about a book like this turning up second-hand now. Once upon a time it may have been bought by someone very much in the mood for late-century poetry with a philosophical edge — perhaps a person in spectacles, perhaps someone who owned jazz records, perhaps just an intelligent soul who suspected that modern life was ridiculous but wished this suspicion expressed more elegantly. Now it reappears, still carrying that mood, ready to be adopted by a new reader who understands that poetry titles should occasionally be allowed to have ideas of their own. The appeal here lies partly in the collision of registers. Philosophy and blues. German metaphysics and human complaint. High thought and low mood. It is exactly the sort of combination that makes good poetry titles memorable, because it promises not abstraction alone, but feeling shaped by intelligence. Not merely gloom, but stylised gloom. Not merely wit, but wit with a long shadow behind it. In short: excellent shelf behaviour. For collectors, this is a lovely oddity: a 1994 small-press poetry title with genuine personality, from a publisher with an unforgettable name. For readers, it promises the pleasure of work that may be literary, darkly funny, and alert to the fact that consciousness itself can be both tragic and faintly embarrassing. For shelf appeal, it is superb. A copy of Schopenhauer’s Blues says that somebody in the house may have opinions about poetry, philosophy, and the comedy of disappointment — which is almost always a good sign. It is also the sort of book that flatters its owner in a very particular way. Not by boasting, but by implying that one’s taste runs to the intelligent, the offbeat and the slightly mournful. It suggests that you do not require your books to be obvious, and that you appreciate a title capable of making a joke at the expense of civilisation itself. This is niche elegance, and Crappy Old Books is fully in favour of it. So here we have a go https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5895/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/schopenhauers-blues-mar-2026.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sunk Island Publishing 9781874778202 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5894 Peter Porter - Collected Poems SIGNED by Peter Porter There are poetry books, and then there is Peter Porter – Collected Poems — signed, no less — which does not merely sit on the shelf but reclines there with the air of a man who has seen through several cultural fashions and found most of them slightly embarrassing. Published in 1984 by Oxford University Press, this is the sort of volume that gives Crappy Old Books a quiet but unmistakable sense of triumph. Not just a poetry collection, not just a collected poems, but a signed copy of Peter Porter: sharp, civilised, mordant, elegant, and rather better read than the average room. There is something inherently gratifying about a signed poetry book. A novel can be signed. A cookbook can be signed. But a signed collected poems has a special voltage, as though the author has personally endorsed your intention to become at least 17% more intellectually formidable. Peter Porter himself was one of those poets whose work seems permanently dressed for dinner but prepared for disappointment. Australian-born, London-seasoned, endlessly alert to culture, mortality, absurdity, and the comic indignities of modern life, he wrote with that rare combination of wit and gravity that makes lesser poets look either too solemn or too pleased with themselves. Porter could be funny without being frivolous, learned without being suffocating, and melancholy without ever collapsing into decorative gloom. In other words, dangerously competent. And then there is the phrase Collected Poems, which carries immense authority. It is not the title of a young writer hoping to make a splash. It is the title of someone who has put in the hours, survived the decades, and accumulated enough serious verse to require a proper gathering. A Collected Poems says: here is the body of work; kindly adjust your posture. It has all the quiet grandeur of a retrospective exhibition, except more portable and considerably easier to fit between two Penguins. The fact that this copy is signed only improves the atmosphere. Signed books always hint at a little moment of contact between the literary world and ordinary existence. Perhaps it was signed at a reading, at a table, after a lecture, in a queue of attentive people pretending not to be thrilled. Perhaps Porter wrote his name briskly, dryly, with the same intelligence he brought to his poems. Whatever the circumstances, the result is the same: this is no longer just a book, but an artefact with a slight electric charge of literary proximity. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which is exactly what you want. A good-condition signed poetry hardback should look preserved rather than embalmed: respected, kept properly, but not hidden away like a museum relic under emotional lockdown. It should still feel like a book — readable, ownable, shelfable — only with that extra glint of distinction. Good condition means it has made it through the years with its dignity, usefulness and signature intact, which is really all one can ask of literature and people alike. There is also something wonderfully ironic about a signed collected poems appearing in the democratic chaos of second-hand bookselling. Once upon a time this would have been bought with intention — perhaps by a real Porter admirer, perhaps by someone cultivating formidable taste, perhaps by a person who attended poetry events and knew exactly what they were doing. Now here it is again, resurfacing among the glorious jumble of biographies, theology, obscure manuals and half-forgotten paperbacks, still radiating literary class. Crappy Old Books approves of this immensely. High culture should be allowed a second lap. And what a presence it must have on a shelf. A signed Oxford University Press Collected Poems has enormous shelf authority. It suggests that somebody in the house may have views on metre, modernity, irony, mortality, and perhaps European art. It implies not only reading, but reading with standards. Even if you have not yet plunged through the entire volume, simply owning it improves the atmosphere of a room in measurable ways. Guests may assume you are more erudite. It would be churlish to correct them. For collectors, of course, it is especially appealing: Peter Porter, OUP, 1984, collected form, and signed. That is not nothing. For poetry readers, it offers the deeper pleasure of sustained company with a major voice — one capable of being moving, sardonic, and intellectually alive sometimes within the same page. For anyone who likes books as objects, it has all the right ingredients: literary weight, physical presence, and that little mark of the hand that turns a respectable volume into a more singular one. It is also, let us admit, delightfully old-fashioned in the best way. A signed collected poems by Peter Porter belongs to an era when poetry could still carry public gravitas without needing to become a lifestyle accessory https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5894/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/peter-porter-collected-poems-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192119650 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5891 Studying Grosz on the Bus by John Lucas There are poetry titles that murmur discreetly from the shelf, and then there is Studying Grosz on the Bus by John Lucas, which sounds like the sort of thing that could only happen in a very particular kind of intelligent, slightly dishevelled life. Published in 1989 by Peterloo Poets, this is exactly the kind of book Crappy Old Books likes to wave about with quiet delight: literary, specific, faintly improbable, and possessed of a title that does at least half the work before you have even opened it. Studying Grosz on the Bus is wonderful because it combines the high and the low, the cultured and the ordinary, the art-historical and the municipal. George Grosz, savage chronicler of modern ugliness and urban madness, meets public transport. Expressionism meets the 47 to town. It is magnificent. The title alone suggests a whole world. Not simply reading poetry, but reading poetry that has already been thinking about a modern artist while rattling between stops, perhaps under strip lighting, perhaps beside a shopping trolley, perhaps while someone nearby unwraps a boiled sweet with the slow dedication of performance art. There is something deeply British about that collision. Great thought, serious art, and the bus, which waits for nobody and smells faintly of damp coats. One imagines John Lucas gazing out of the window, notebook in pocket, while the ghost of Grosz looms over the route map. And Grosz is a particularly marvellous name to have in a title. He brings with him all that furious, angular twentieth-century energy: satire, corruption, grotesques, cities teetering at the edge of moral collapse. To study Grosz anywhere is one thing. To study Grosz on the bus is another. It suggests that modern life itself has become the classroom, which is either very profound or a sign that one has missed one’s stop while thinking about Weimar decadence. Crappy Old Books sees no reason these possibilities cannot coexist. John Lucas, meanwhile, is precisely the kind of poet one hopes will do this sort of thing properly. The small-press poetry world has always been one of Britain’s best quiet rebellions: serious, observant, unflashy, and gloriously unconcerned with mass approval. Peterloo Poets, too, is the perfect imprint for such a title. It sounds principled, literary, and faintly heroic, which is exactly what you want from a volume of poems likely to concern itself with art, politics, place, and the strange dignity of ordinary surroundings. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which is pleasingly right for a 1989 poetry pamphlet or slim volume of this kind. Good condition suggests it has survived the decades without being crushed under too many worthier but duller books, and that it is ready to be rediscovered by someone who understands that poetry often turns up in the most oddly specific corners of print culture. A good second-hand poetry book has a particular charm: it feels less like merchandise and more like a recovered signal. There is also a lovely irony in the whole enterprise. Poetry is so often imagined as something solemnly detached from the everyday, all moonlight and silence and carefully sharpened transcendence. Then along comes Studying Grosz on the Bus, cheerfully reminding everyone that the actual business of perception happens in transit, in noise, in public, in the compromised spaces where culture rubs up against weather, timetables and other people’s carrier bags. It is a title that already understands something important before the poems have even begun. For collectors, this is a cracking find: late-1980s small-press poetry, Peterloo Poets, John Lucas, and a title with real shelf charisma. For readers, it promises that most attractive of poetic combinations: intelligence without pomposity, culture without insulation, and probably a good deal of wit lurking where it is least expected. For shelf appeal, it is first-rate. Few books say “someone here has both read poetry and waited for public transport” quite so elegantly. It is also the kind of book that flatters its owner in the right way. Not by shouting importance, but by implying taste, curiosity, and an openness to the small surreal dignities of daily life. A copy of Studying Grosz on the Bus on the shelf suggests that somebody in the house suspects there may be art in the everyday and absurdity in the serious. This is generally a good sign. So here we have a good-condition 1989 volume from Peterloo Poets: sharp-titled, culturally alert, pleasingly offbeat, and exactly the kind of literary survivor that makes second-hand bookselling worthwhile. It is a book likely to reward the reader who enjoys poetry with one foot in the gallery and the other on the lower deck. Studying Grosz on the Bus is not just a poetry collection. It is a small, intelligent monument to the fact that modern life is at once ridiculous, revealing, and https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5891/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/studying-grosz-on-the-bus-mar-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peterloo Poets 9781871471021 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5889 One Art - The Seected Letters by Elizabeth Bishop There are books of letters, and then there is One Art – The Selected Letters by Elizabeth Bishop, which arrives with the faintly intimidating poise of someone who could probably write a better postcard than most people can manage in a lifetime. Published in this 1996 Pimlico edition, One Art is not merely a bundle of correspondence tied up for literary voyeurs. It is Elizabeth Bishop — one of those writers whose sentences seem to have been assembled under unusually strict atmospheric conditions — in epistolary form. Which means wit, intelligence, observation, precision, and that rare miraculous quality of making even ordinary remarks feel as though they have somehow been rinsed in better light. And what a title. One Art. Borrowed, of course, from Bishop’s famous villanelle, it lends the whole volume an air of elegant melancholy before you have even turned a page. Yet there is something deliciously ironic about using such a title for selected letters, because letters are so often where great writers stop being granite busts of literary excellence and become gloriously, recognisably human. They complain, gossip, reflect, fret, enthuse, apologise, notice weather, discuss money, travel, deadlines, furniture, illness, friendship, love, and the thousand untidy details that never make it into the polished marble of reputation. In other words, the “art” here includes the high literary kind and the ancient domestic kind of getting through the week. Elizabeth Bishop is especially suited to this form because she was one of literature’s great noticers. Some writers hammer reality into shape. Bishop quietly looks at it until it gives up its secrets. In letters, that gift becomes even more intimate. One imagines sharp descriptions, dry humour, emotional undercurrents, social detail, and the sort of passing phrases that lesser writers would spend six months trying unsuccessfully to invent. She had the maddening habit, common to the very best people, of sounding effortless while being anything but. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which is exactly right for a 1996 literary paperback of this calibre. It suggests a life of thoughtful ownership rather than neglect: perhaps read slowly, perhaps dipped into, perhaps kept by someone who liked poetry, letters, or simply the company of serious minds behaving informally. A good-condition copy of selected letters has a pleasingly civilised air. It looks like the sort of book one keeps near a bed, an armchair, or a teacup, not because it must be conquered, but because it can be returned to. There is also something wonderfully unfashionable about a letters collection now. We live in an age of messages dashed off with thumbs, emails written like hostage notes, and public over-sharing disguised as intimacy. Then along comes a volume like One Art, reminding us that correspondence once had cadence, texture and the occasional complete sentence. People wrote to each other. Properly. On paper. With wit and patience and the expectation that thoughts might be worth forming before transmission. Frankly, it all seems rather decadent. And yet letters are never just about elegance. They are where the machinery of a life becomes visible. A selected letters volume is an authorised rummage through the drawers of a mind. You get the public figure and the private weather. The friendships, the anxieties, the passing enthusiasms, the work in progress, the places visited, the frustrations endured. With Bishop, that is especially enticing, because hers was such a life of movement, sensitivity, distance and perception. The letters promise not only literary insight but the rich accidental detail of a person living through time rather than posing for posterity. Naturally, there is irony too in the typo of fate that produced The Seected Letters in your description, which somehow only improves the atmosphere. A selected letters collection is exactly the sort of thing that deserves a tiny stumble in transcription, as if the title itself had been copied from a note in haste by someone distracted by a particularly good sentence. Crappy Old Books bears no grudge. Literary glamour can withstand the loss of an “l”. For collectors, this is a lovely thing: Elizabeth Bishop in paperback, a substantial and approachable doorway into her life and thought, and a book that belongs equally well among poetry, biography, literary essays and twentieth-century letters. For readers, it offers one of the finest pleasures available in second-hand bookselling: the chance to overhear intelligence without the stiffness of formal reputation. For shelf appeal, it is excellent. A copy of One Art suggests discernment, taste, and the possibility that somebody in the house prefers actual writing to whatever is currently happening online. It is also the sort of book that improves a room simply by existing in it. Lett https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5889/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-art-the-selected-letters-mar-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pimlico 9780712673655 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5888 The State Were In by Will Hutton There are political books, there are economic books, and then there is The State We’re In by Will Hutton, which arrives not so much as a book but as a prolonged, intelligent sigh in the direction of Britain. Published in 1996, this is one of those gloriously serious titles that manages to sound both conversational and faintly accusatory. The State We’re In. Not A Few Concerns About Policy. Not Some Modest Suggestions for Administrative Improvement. No, this is a national stocktake with the emotional undertone of someone who has opened the cupboard under the stairs, found it full of damp, broken deckchairs and a constitutional crisis, and decided that enough is enough. Will Hutton, of course, was one of the great public worriers of the age, which is meant here as a compliment. He belonged to that increasingly rare species: the high-functioning British commentator who looked at the economy, institutions, ownership, education, corporate culture and social contract, and thought, quite correctly, that perhaps we should stop pretending everything would sort itself out if left alone with a cup of tea. This book comes from the 1990s, that marvellous era when Britain was still trying to decide whether it was a modern European nation, a privatised theme park, or simply a place where everyone queued politely while the infrastructure quietly dissolved. And what a title for a second-hand bookshop shelf. The State We’re In has only improved with age, because every passing decade gives it fresh opportunities to sound either prophetic or understated. In 1996 it was a diagnosis. Now it reads almost like a recurring national franchise. There is something deeply British about that: the same worries, new governments, different haircuts, identical plumbing problems. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in fair condition, though the reality is rather kinder than that might suggest. There is slight water damage to the top right of the pages, causing a subtle swelling and nudging the book just below what one might call “great condition,” but it remains perfectly readable and storable, which in many ways is the ideal status for a book about Britain itself: slightly swollen by damp, structurally sound, and still capable of making a coherent argument. Honestly, the condition is almost too on-brand. That minor water damage even lends it a certain democratic authenticity. A pristine political paperback can sometimes feel suspiciously theoretical, as though it has never been exposed to ordinary life. A gently affected copy, by contrast, looks like it has been read in kitchens, on trains, near teacups, or beside radiators in homes where people actually argued about the future of the country. That seems entirely appropriate. This is not a decorative object masquerading as thought. It is a working book, a serious paperback with opinions. The great charm of books like this is that they come from a time when public argument was still allowed to be dense, structural and unfashionably big-picture. Hutton was not trying to optimise your morning routine or teach the nation to journal its way through deindustrialisation. He was asking much larger questions: how a country is run, who benefits, what kind of economy it has built, and whether the institutions are designed for broad prosperity or for the convenience of a relatively small number of people with good lunches. In other words, the light stuff. Naturally, there is a rich irony in picking up a 1996 diagnosis of Britain in the present day. One imagines reading it with the alternating emotions of admiration, nostalgia, and the faint horror of realising that some national problems have not so much been solved as lovingly refinished and handed on. Books like this can be dangerous in that way. They do not merely illuminate the past; they hold up an awkward mirror and ask why the wallpaper is still peeling. For collectors of modern political writing, economics, British public debate, or “serious books from the era when everyone suddenly discovered words like stakeholder capitalism,” it is a fine thing to have. For ordinary readers, it offers that particularly satisfying second-hand bookshop experience: a thoughtful, weighty work that still feels alive, still sounds relevant, and still carries enough moral and intellectual heft to make most current hot takes look like crisp packets blowing down Whitehall. It also has excellent shelf energy. A copy of The State We’re In says that you are either intellectually curious, mildly alarmed about Britain, or both. It suggests a household where at least one person may have opinions about privatisation, skills policy, regional imbalance, corporate governance, or why this country keeps acting surprised by the consequences of things it did on purpose twenty years earlier. That is useful information for any shelf to convey. So here we have a fair-but-honest c https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5888/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-state-were-in-mar-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9781784707194 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5887 Datod - Profiadau Unigolion O Ddementia by Beti George There are books that drift politely onto the shelf, and then there is Datod – Profiadau Unigolion o Ddementia by Beti George, a title that arrives with quiet seriousness and the unmistakable sense that it is dealing with something real, difficult and deeply human. Published in 2021 by Y Lolfa, this is not one of those books that exists merely to decorate a coffee table or suggest, in a vague and performative way, that its owner has broad sympathies and tasteful reading habits. No, this is a book with substance. It concerns dementia, memory, identity and lived experience — which is to say, the very fabric of ordinary life when it begins to fray in ways that are frightening, intimate and often impossible to reduce to neat slogans. Crappy Old Books is always pleased to handle books that are actually about something. The title itself is wonderfully strong. Datod carries a sense of unravelling, loosening, coming apart — and that makes it both poetic and unsettling. Add the subtitle, Profiadau Unigolion o Ddementia (“experiences of individuals with dementia”), and you have a book that sounds neither sentimental nor evasive. It suggests honesty. It suggests listening. It suggests a refusal to turn a difficult subject into something falsely tidy for the convenience of people who would rather keep discomfort at a safe distance. Beti George, of course, is a well-known Welsh broadcaster and writer, which gives the whole thing added weight. This is not a random pamphlet of opinions tossed into the world in a moment of vague goodwill. It is the work of someone used to people, voices, stories and the serious business of drawing out truth from lived experience. That matters with a subject like this. Dementia is so often discussed around people rather than with them; a book centred on individual experience already feels like an act of respect. And yet, in the best Crappy Old Books tradition, there is an irony here too — not directed at the subject, which is serious, but at the absurd modern world in which a genuinely humane book can feel almost radical simply because it asks us to stop, pay attention, and consider other people properly. In an age of speed, distraction, algorithmic nonsense and aggressively cheerful self-help, here is a book prepared to sit with complexity, frailty and memory loss without reaching for cheap uplift or tidy platitudes. That alone makes it rather distinguished. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which suits it perfectly. A good-condition modern paperback on a serious subject has a useful dignity about it. It has likely been read with care, perhaps by someone for whom the subject was not abstract, and it remains ready to be passed on rather than forgotten. That is a fitting fate for a book based on voices and experiences that deserve to keep being heard. There is also something especially valuable about this being a Welsh-language publication. Books like this do cultural work as well as literary work. They do not simply convey information; they help make sure that difficult conversations can happen in the language people live in, feel in and remember in. That is no small thing. A book about dementia rooted in Welsh voices and Welsh expression has a particular emotional and social importance beyond the page itself. The result is likely not “an easy read” in the usual lazy marketing sense, and good for it. Some books are not meant to be easy. They are meant to be meaningful. They are meant to deepen understanding, unsettle assumptions, and perhaps offer recognition to readers who have seen dementia up close in family life, friendship, care work or their own communities. Books that do that are more useful than another five hundred pages about productivity habits or Scandinavian murder. For collectors and browsers, it is a compelling and worthwhile modern Welsh title: thoughtful, socially important and grounded in lived experience. For readers, it offers the chance to engage with dementia not as a statistic or a vague fear, but as something experienced by actual people, with all the individuality that phrase implies. For the shelf, it brings not only substance but a kind of moral seriousness — the sense that books can still matter for reasons beyond amusement or display. And yes, there is a certain irony in finding such a humane and necessary book at Crappy Old Books, among the usual parade of old thrillers, obscure manuals, forgotten memoirs and heroic dust jackets. But that is part of the beauty of second-hand bookselling: serious works end up beside oddities, and a shelf becomes a little map of human preoccupations. Engines, empires, recipes, saints, songs, racing cars, and then suddenly dementia, memory, and the difficulty of remaining oneself when the mind begins to loosen its grip. It is all life, in the end. So here we have a good-condition 2021 Y Lolfa paperback by B https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5887/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/datod-mar-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Y Lolfa 9781800990449 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5886 A Slaughtermans Tail by Paul Frangos There are memoirs, there are manifestos, and then there is A Slaughtermans Tail by Paul Frangos, a title that arrives already trailing a whiff of blood, argument, and the strong possibility that somebody, somewhere, is about to tell polite society to stop being so delicate. Published in 2010 by Freedom Press, this is very much not the sort of book that sidles onto the shelf hoping to blend in between tasteful cookbooks and middlebrow novels about emotional growth in Tuscany. No, this is the kind of title that sits there with a slightly dangerous look in its eye, daring you to pick it up and find out whether the “tail” is a pun, a provocation, a typo, or all three. Crappy Old Books respects that sort of energy enormously. And really, what a splendidly uncompromising combination of author, title and publisher. Freedom Press does not exactly suggest a cosy afternoon of approved opinions. It suggests ideas with edges. It suggests politics, principle, and the possibility that this book was not produced to reassure anyone. Add in a title like A Slaughtermans Tail and you have something that sounds less like a conventional narrative and more like a slab of lived experience hacked roughly into print and left there on purpose. There is, of course, a wonderful irony in the title itself. Tail, not tale — unless that is exactly the joke, in which case all the better. It gives the whole thing an extra little twist of menace and absurdity, as if the book is refusing even the ordinary courtesies of spelling in favour of atmosphere. One imagines abattoirs, labour, politics, memory, hard physical realities, and the kind of truths that do not arrive wrapped in literary perfume. It sounds earthy, defiant and slightly feral, which is often a promising sign in second-hand bookselling. Paul Frangos, meanwhile, has the sort of name that could belong either to a practical working man with stories worth hearing or to somebody fully prepared to dismantle an entire social order over tea. Possibly both. And that is part of the charm of a book like this: it does not announce itself as polished or market-tested. It feels like the real thing, whatever the real thing turns out to be — memoir, polemic, recollection, social history, or some marvellously stubborn blend of all four. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which means the physical survivor before you has made it from 2010 to the present without being too badly mauled by life, readers, or ideology. That matters, because books from small radical presses often have a special sort of object-quality about them. They are not just texts; they are artefacts from corners of publishing still willing to be awkward, specific, and gloriously under-upholstered. Good condition means it is ready to continue its life on a new shelf, alarming or intriguing visitors as required. There is also something deeply refreshing about a book that sounds as though it might not care in the slightest whether it is “relatable.” Modern publishing is often full of carefully managed voices and heavily sanded edges. A Slaughtermans Tail sounds like it still has bones in it. It suggests a world of labour, flesh, class, memory, and argument, not one of tasteful consensus. Even before you know exactly what is inside, you can feel the resistance to blandness radiating from the cover. And that is why Crappy Old Books likes this sort of item. Not because every book must be abrasive, but because every shelf needs something that looks as though it has a point of view and is perfectly prepared to make it your problem. Whether this is a memoir of working life, a social observation, an anarchic reflection, or a rough-hewn human document from somewhere outside the usual publishing lounge, it already possesses one crucial virtue: it does not sound boring. For collectors, it is a lovely oddity: a Freedom Press title from 2010 with a memorable name and an even more memorable title. For readers, it offers the pleasure of picking up something that feels outside the mainstream and therefore potentially far more alive than the usual conveyor belt of respectable paperbacks. For shelf appeal, it is first-rate. Few books suggest “this may contain labour, blood, politics and absolutely no patience for nonsense” quite so effectively. There is also a certain second-hand magic in books like this. They feel discovered rather than merely stocked. They look like the sort of thing one stumbles upon, picks up out of curiosity, and then cannot quite forget. That is a valuable quality. Plenty of books are competent. Far fewer have character. A Slaughtermans Tail has character before you have even opened it, which is more than many bestsellers manage after 400 pages and a publicity budget. So here we have a good-condition 2010 Freedom Press survivor: angular, intriguing, slightly menacing, and all the better for it. It is the https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5886/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-slaughtermans-tail-mar-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Freedom Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5885 Maintaining the Breed by John W Thornley There are motoring books, and then there is Maintaining the Breed by John W. Thornley, a title so magnificently British it sounds less like a workshop manual and more like a private warning issued over port in a walnut-panelled room. Published in 1950 by Motor Racing Publications, this is not merely a book about cars. It is a book about standards. About lineage. About preserving the right sort of machine in the right sort of way, preferably with oily hands, sound judgement, and a complete lack of interest in anything vulgar. The phrase Maintaining the Breed is wonderfully loaded. One can almost hear the unspoken continuation: “…and do try not to let the side down.” John W. Thornley, of course, was no random scribbler with a passing fondness for carburettors. He was deeply associated with the world of fine motoring, and that gives the whole enterprise a rather satisfying authority. This is the sort of book that feels as though it was written by a man who believed mechanical sympathy was not just useful but moral. A man who understood that certain cars are not so much owned as stewarded, and that looking after them properly is part engineering, part devotion, and part social class in overalls. And what a title for Crappy Old Books to get its hands on. Maintaining the Breed suggests polished bonnets, exact tyre pressures, clipped workshop wisdom, and the quiet conviction that a motor car ought to be treated with decency. It belongs to that post-war world where machinery still carried personality, and maintenance was not a matter of plugging in diagnostics but of listening, adjusting, checking, cleaning and generally behaving like a responsible adult in the presence of important metal. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in fair condition, though the reality sounds rather better than that might imply. The book itself is in good condition, while the dust jacket has a few tears but remains about 98% intact, which is really the sort of brave performance one likes to see from a seventy-five-year-old jacket. A vintage motoring dust jacket should not look pampered. A few tears only add to the sense that the book has led a proper life: read, handled, admired, perhaps consulted beside a motor car of some distinction while someone muttered approvingly about bearings or coachwork. And let us pause to appreciate the jacket itself, because books like this are as much about atmosphere as text. A torn-but-mostly-there dust jacket is the bibliophile’s equivalent of a well-preserved old tool roll: used, honest, and still doing the job. Ninety-eight per cent intact is splendidly specific too, suggesting not a wreck but a survivor — a little battle-worn, certainly, but with its dignity very much intact. In other words, exactly the kind of copy that gives second-hand books their charm. There is also something gloriously old-fashioned about the whole concept. Today, a car maintenance book might be full of computer diagrams, warning lights, and apologetic notes about dealer servicing. Maintaining the Breed comes from a more confident era, when men expected to understand machines and machines, in return, rewarded attention. This is the age of tappets, tuning, proper road manners and the belief that mechanical things should be kept right because that is what decent people do. The irony, naturally, is delicious. Modern life is full of disposable appliances, sealed units, and vehicles that seem faintly offended if you so much as lift the bonnet. Then along comes this 1950 volume, radiating calm authority from a time when maintenance was assumed, excellence was aspirational, and a motor car could still be discussed in terms faintly resembling bloodline. It is impossible not to admire such seriousness, even while smiling at it. For collectors, it is a lovely find: post-war motoring literature, Motor Racing Publications, Thornley’s name on the cover, and that irresistible combination of practical knowledge and period charm. For classic car enthusiasts, it offers the added pleasure of belonging to the older religion of motoring — the one in which cars were temperamental, elegant, and in need of regular respectful attention. For shelf appeal, it is excellent. Few books say “I may have opinions about valve clearances” quite so persuasively. It is also one of those books that makes you want to inhabit its world, at least briefly. A world of garages with proper benches, cars with presence, and owners who considered upkeep part of the romance rather than an inconvenience between finance payments. There is tremendous charm in that. Even the very idea of “the breed” hints at an age when the motor car was not merely transport but character made visible in steel, leather and noise. So here we have a very nice overall copy of a 1950 motoring title with a good sound book inside and a dust jacket that has taken a few knocks but remains admirably, https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5885/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/maintaining-the-breed-mar-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Motor Racing Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5884 Kennedy by Theodore C Sorensen There are biographies, and then there are books like Kennedy by Theodore C. Sorensen, which do not merely describe history so much as stroll in wearing the aftershave of proximity to power. Published in this 1966 Pan Books edition, Kennedy arrives with a rather unfair advantage over most political biographies: its author was not some distant trawler of archives with a sharpened pencil and a grievance, but Theodore C. Sorensen, one of John F. Kennedy’s closest advisers, speechwriters and intellectual co-pilots. In other words, this is not a man peering through the window. This is a man who was in the room, near the desk, probably carrying notes. And that gives the whole thing a wonderful charge. A biography by an insider is never just a book. It is part portrait, part testimony, part memorial, and part exquisitely controlled act of narrative positioning. One does not open Kennedy expecting gossip in the modern tabloid sense. One expects polish, gravity, admiration, and the unmistakable tone of someone determined that history shall, at the very least, be properly briefed. The title itself is marvellously austere. Just Kennedy. No subtitle. No “The Untold Story.” No “Camelot Reconsidered.” No “The Man, The Myth, The Missile Crisis.” Simply the surname, as though no further explanation were required. And in 1966, not long after the great public trauma of Dallas, it probably wasn’t. This was a name that had already become shorthand for youth, glamour, intellect, crisis, promise, style, and tragedy, all compressed into one compact American myth with excellent hair. That, of course, is part of the enduring fascination. Kennedy is one of those figures who seems to belong as much to atmosphere as to history: the White House as stage set, politics as high drama, speeches as polished artefacts, and the whole enterprise bathed in that particular mid-century glow which still manages to make even governmental briefings look cinematic. A book like this does not merely revisit a presidency. It revisits an era when power itself seemed somehow better tailored. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which suits it admirably. A 1966 Pan edition ought to look like it has lived a little — perhaps handled by someone who took politics seriously, or by a reader who bought it while the memory of Kennedy was still fresh and the world still felt arranged around Cold War seriousness and televised poise. Good condition means it has survived the decades with its dignity intact, ready to resume its role as both historical document and cultural relic. And what a relic it is. This is not just a book about a president. It is a book from close to the event, from a time when the image of Kennedy had not yet been processed through fifty more years of documentaries, revelations, revisionism and merchandise. It still carries the air of something immediate, composed while the shape of the legend was being fixed. There is a special thrill in books like that. They are not merely about history; they are part of the machinery by which history becomes memory. Naturally, there is also some delicious irony in reading it now. Modern political biographies tend to arrive bloated with scandal, psychodrama, polling analysis and enough media strategy to stun an ox. Kennedy, by contrast, comes from a sterner age of public prose, when seriousness was worn like a proper suit and even the mythmaking had a certain dignity. It belongs to that vanished world in which public men were presented as if they had read books, advisers wrote in complete sentences, and politics had not yet fully surrendered to the aesthetics of panel shows and social media collapse. For collectors, it is a lovely piece of twentieth-century political publishing: Pan Books, mid-1960s, the Kennedy aura still warm, and Sorensen’s authorship giving it genuine historical interest beyond the usual shelf of dead statesmen. For readers, it offers the pleasure of entering a version of political life that feels at once grander, more controlled, and more faintly theatrical than our own. For shelf appeal, it is excellent. A copy of Kennedy says many useful things about its owner, most of them involving seriousness, curiosity, and an appreciation for the age when politics still knew how to stage an entrance. It is also the kind of book that makes you reflect on the strange durability of certain public names. There were many presidents. There were many political memoirs. But few surnames have travelled through history with quite this level of branded inevitability. Kennedy remains less a title than a signal: charisma, catastrophe, youth, America, television, Catholicism, speechwriting, crisis, dynasty. Sorensen knew that, and the book’s plain title lets the whole mythic cargo sit there without fuss. So here we have a good-condition 1966 paperback by the man who helped give Kennedy much o https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5884/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kennedy-mar-2026.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5882 Astronomy In Colour by Peter Lancaster Brown There are books that quietly introduce a subject, and then there is Astronomy in Colour by Peter Lancaster Brown, which arrives with the full confidence of a man prepared to hand you the universe and point out that, yes, it does in fact come in colours. Published in 1973 by Blandford Press, this is a splendid survivor from the era when popular science still had a slightly ceremonial feel to it. The title alone is wonderful. Astronomy in Colour. As opposed, one assumes, to astronomy in despair, astronomy in drizzle, or astronomy in the traditional British schoolbook palette of beige and resignation. There is something gloriously optimistic about a book that takes the infinite cold abyss of space and markets it, essentially, as a visual treat. And what a cover. It has everything you could want from early-1970s cosmic publishing: a star-pricked black field, bold white lettering, and a set of circular inset images arranged with the cheerful seriousness of an educational television programme. Nebulae, planets, observatories — the whole thing suggests a world in which science was both majestic and faintly lounge-like. You can practically hear the voiceover: “Tonight, we journey beyond the Earth…” followed by a gentle synthesiser and someone in a polo neck adjusting a telescope. Peter Lancaster Brown knew his audience. This is not a book for hardened astrophysicists hunting equations dense enough to cause eye strain. It is for the curious reader, the amateur stargazer, the schoolboy with posters of Saturn, the adult who liked the moon landing and never quite stopped looking up. It belongs to that noble category of books designed to make you feel both educated and slightly awestruck while sitting in an armchair. The phrase in Colour is particularly charming now. In 1973 it would have sounded thrillingly modern, almost extravagant, like a promise of technological glamour. Colour! Imagine! The stars, but not in the usual stern monochrome of old atlases and observatory plates. Today, of course, the phrase has acquired the warm irony of its age. We live in a world where every phone can summon galaxies in absurd resolution, yet there is still something more romantic about a 1973 book proudly announcing that it has managed to make astronomy colourful at all. It is the print equivalent of a family buying its first colour television and immediately watching something educational to justify the expense. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which is exactly what one hopes for in a vintage science title of this sort. It suggests a life of respectful browsing rather than laboratory abuse. A book like this should look as though it has spent decades on a shelf in a living room, study, or bedroom belonging to someone who enjoyed the idea of the cosmos but also liked a decent cup of tea. Good condition means it has survived the years with its astronomical dignity intact. It is also a lovely example of how older science books carry a very special kind of optimism. Space, in these pages, is not merely data. It is wonder made respectable. This was an age when astronomy still arrived to the general reader wrapped in a sense of discovery, seriousness, and public uplift. The universe was vast, mysterious, and available in hardback. One did not merely consume content; one learned about the stars. There is, too, something wonderfully innocent about the promise of the book. Astronomy in Colour suggests that once the heavens are properly illustrated, everything will become clearer. As though the main historical problem with understanding the cosmos had simply been insufficiently vivid printing. It is a marvellous piece of publishing confidence. Billions of years, incomprehensible distances, collapsing stars, planetary atmospheres, galactic structures — but never mind all that, here they are in colour, do keep up. For collectors, this is a lovely item: a handsome 1970s popular astronomy book with a classic period jacket and a title that encapsulates the era beautifully. For readers, it is a charming reminder of when science publishing aimed to inspire without shouting. For shelf appeal, it is excellent: few covers say “retro intellectual curiosity” more effectively than a black starfield with circular cosmic inserts. It is also ideal for anyone who enjoys old books that capture a specific historical moment in the public imagination. The early 1970s were still close enough to the moon landings for space to feel glamorous, serious, and just slightly futuristic. Books like this let you step back into that mood: the cosmos as something to be admired, studied, and perhaps discussed by someone with sideburns and a firm view on telescopes. So here we have a good-condition 1973 voyage into the heavens, offered by Crappy Old Books with all due reverence. It is informative, handsome, slightly period, and unintentionally funny in https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5882/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/astronomy-in-colour-mar-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press 9780713706666 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5881 The Beauty of the World by Honor Tracy There are some titles that arrive with a raised eyebrow already built in, and The Beauty of the World by Honor Tracy is very much one of them. It is the sort of title that sounds either magnificently sincere or quietly mischievous, and with Honor Tracy involved, one rather suspects a bit of both. Published in 1967 by Methuen, this is exactly the kind of book Crappy Old Books enjoys rescuing from the indifferent modern world: a thoughtful, elegant-looking survivor from an era when books could still afford to sound sweeping, literary and faintly superior without anyone demanding a subtitle, a hashtag, or an endorsement from somebody off the television. The Beauty of the World does not hurry. It does not explain itself. It simply sits there, serene and faintly challenging, as though beauty were still a concept one might discuss properly in print. And really, what a glorious title. Not Some Pleasing Things About Certain Places. Not Thoughts on Nice Views. The beauty of the world. Nothing less. It has immense ambition, the kind only older books can carry off without blushing. One imagines the author surveying existence itself and deciding that, yes, this was a subject manageable enough for a single volume. That sort of confidence is deeply attractive. It is also, from the perspective of our more anxious and overqualified age, deliciously ironic. Because of course the world, as we all know, is not always behaving beautifully. Even in 1967, it was hardly a spotless paradise of swans, sunsets and artfully arranged olive groves. Yet that is part of the appeal of a title like this: it feels like a civilised act of resistance. Here is a book prepared to insist that beauty exists, and perhaps that it deserves attention, even while history crashes crockery in the next room. Crappy Old Books approves of that sort of stubbornness. Honor Tracy, meanwhile, is a name with excellent literary manners. It sounds composed, observant, a little sharp around the edges, and entirely capable of finding the ridiculous nestled inside the sublime. There is something very appealing about books from this period that combine seriousness with wit, particularly when wrapped in a title that might otherwise seem alarmingly grand. One suspects this is not a book of vacant prettiness, but something more interesting: the beauty of the world seen through intelligence, style, and an eye for the absurd. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which is just what you want from a 1967 Methuen title. It has survived the decades with dignity intact, ready to continue whatever mission it originally had — to enlighten, amuse, provoke reflection, or simply sit on a shelf looking quietly cultured. A book like this ought to show a little maturity. It should not look factory-fresh and overeager. Good condition gives it precisely the right air: preserved, respectable, but still fully capable of joining civilized company. There is also a distinct charm in the physical fact of such a book existing at all. This is the kind of volume that belongs to a world of proper publishers, decent paper, literary reviews, and readers who were willing to spend time with an author’s point of view rather than demanding immediate practical outcomes. Nobody picked up The Beauty of the World expecting a listicle. Nobody asked whether it could be “actioned.” It was enough that the book existed, had thoughts, and assumed you might too. For collectors, it is a pleasing find: mid-century literary non-fiction by a respected publisher, with a title of almost implausible breadth and confidence. For general readers, it offers that special second-hand thrill of coming across something that seems both cultured and slightly eccentric. For shelf purposes, it is near perfect. Put The Beauty of the World in view and visitors will assume you are either beautifully well-read or at least very good at implying that you are. And then there is the irony of the title ripening with age. In 1967 it may have sounded fresh, generous, perhaps a little lofty. Now it has acquired an extra shimmer of charm, because the phrase feels almost defiantly old-fashioned. We live in times of hot takes, cold cynicism, and glowing screens full of organised despair. Into this stumbles The Beauty of the World, like a well-dressed guest arriving at a family argument with flowers and better standards. One cannot help but admire it. So here we have a good-condition Methuen survivor from 1967: elegant, broad-minded, faintly formidable, and wonderfully uninterested in modern fuss. It promises beauty on a planetary scale and does so without any visible panic. That alone makes it worth a little affection. The Beauty of the World is the sort of book that reminds you why second-hand bookshops matter. Somewhere between the grand title, the literary poise, and the sheer unapologetic scope of the thing, it becomes mo https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5881/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-beauty-of-the-world-mar-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5880 New Song Book for Schools and General Use Part II by National Council of Music There are few titles more magnificently confident than New Song Book. Not A New Song Book, not Selected Modern Songs for Contemporary Enjoyment, but simply New Song Book — as if the matter had been settled by committee, stamped by authority, and sent forth to improve the nation one upright piano at a time. Published in 1930 by Oxford University Press for the National Council of Music, this is exactly the kind of object Crappy Old Books was put on this earth to admire. It comes from that deeply earnest world in which music was not merely entertainment but a civic duty, schools were expected to sing in an orderly fashion, and a book could be designed to serve both “schools and general use” without anybody feeling the need to explain what “general use” might involve. Presumably: singing, but properly. And what a cover. That plain brown wrapper has all the visual glamour of a ration booklet, which only makes it more charming. It does not seduce. It does not sparkle. It stands there with the calm authority of an educational decree. The bilingual title — New Song Book / Llyfr Canu Newydd — gives it an added air of official respectability, as though this is not merely a collection of tunes but part of a broader civilisational project. Somewhere in Wales, and beyond, this little book once represented culture, uplift, discipline, and the possibility that a room full of children might be persuaded to sing in time. The phrase Part II is also rather thrilling. It implies a whole established musical universe already in motion, and you, lucky reader, have arrived at the sequel. Not just songs, then, but the continuation of songs. Melody Edition (with Companion Melodies) sounds even more marvellous — practical, precise, and faintly mysterious. There is something wonderfully old-fashioned in the idea that a songbook should calmly announce its melodic credentials as though this were all perfectly obvious business and the modern world had not yet descended into karaoke machines and Bluetooth speakers. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which is impressive for a 1930 publication that was plainly meant to be used rather than worshipped. A school songbook is not a delicate creature. It gets carried, opened flat, stacked in piles, shoved into cupboards, consulted in assembly halls, and handled by generations of people with varying degrees of enthusiasm for communal singing. To survive in good order suggests either remarkable care or a long career among the unusually dutiful. And really, that is part of the delight. This is not just a book, but a surviving fragment of a lost social technology: the organised songbook. Before entertainment dissolved into earbuds and private algorithms, there was the modest but formidable idea that people should gather and sing the same thing together. In schools. In halls. At events. Possibly under the stern but loving supervision of someone who took tempo very seriously. This book belongs to that world, and it carries its atmosphere beautifully. There is also a delicious irony in the word New. In 1930 it would have sounded brisk, modern, fit for purpose, perhaps even progressive. Now, nearly a century later, it has the slightly touching bravado of an elderly shop still calling itself “The New Café”. We at Crappy Old Books are wholly in favour of this sort of chronological cheek. A book does not cease to be new merely because ninety-six years have happened to it. It remains New Song Book by force of title alone, and frankly that is admirable. For collectors, it is a lovely piece of musical and educational ephemera: Oxford University Press, National Council of Music, bilingual Welsh-English presentation, and that crisp institutional tone which modern publishing has almost entirely lost. For readers and browsers, it offers the pleasure of entering a world where committees believed song could shape character and where a slim brown paper-covered volume might sit at the centre of school life. For decorators of shelves, it has that quiet, archival charm that says, “I contain civilisation, but I won’t make a fuss about it.” It is also the sort of book that rewards curiosity. Even before you open it, it suggests classrooms, chapel halls, school assemblies, village concerts, and a vanished confidence in shared culture. One can almost hear the scraping of chairs, the uncertain opening notes from the piano, and a roomful of children preparing to sing with varying levels of commitment. Some would have been angelic. Some would have been whispering. One or two would have been mouthing along in silent rebellion. The book, however, would have carried on nobly regardless. So here we have a good-condition survivor from 1930: modest in appearance, grand in purpose, and gloriously unflashy in its determination to bring melody to schools and “general use.” It is a small brown monument to communa https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5880/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-song-book-mar-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5878 Joining the Rainbow Joining the Rainbow by Tim Norwood There are books that arrive with quiet dignity, and then there is Joining the Rainbow Joining the Rainbow by Tim Norwood, a title so determined it says itself twice, just in case the first rainbow did not fully take. Published in 2008 by Lulu, which is itself a marvellous badge of slightly ungovernable literary independence, this is exactly the sort of book Crappy Old Books loves: a little mysterious, a little earnest, and just unusual enough to make you stop mid-shelf and think, “Well now I absolutely need to know what on earth this is.” That doubled title is doing tremendous work. It suggests emphasis, commitment, and perhaps the possibility that one rainbow alone simply wasn’t sufficient for the ambitions of the project. And really, that is part of the charm. Joining the Rainbow Joining the Rainbow sounds less like an ordinary book and more like an instruction, an invitation, a slogan, or perhaps the sort of phrase you would find painted on the side of a minibus belonging to a very sincere movement in 1993. It has the glorious confidence of self-published work that has not stopped to ask whether the world is ready, because it has already gone ahead and printed itself. Tim Norwood, meanwhile, deserves credit for understanding that blandness is the enemy. Plenty of books vanish into history with titles like Thoughts on Life or Selected Reflections. This one does not vanish. This one lingers. This one announces itself twice and waits for you to catch up. There is something rather admirable about that. In a culture built on timid subtitles and overexplained branding, here is a book prepared to be gloriously, repeatedly itself. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in good condition, which means the physical object has survived the years rather better than many more famous and heavily marketed volumes. It has made it from 2008 to the present with enough dignity intact to remain shelf-worthy, readable, and intriguingly browseable. That matters with a book like this, because part of the delight is in the object itself: a real-world survivor from the age when Lulu gave authors everywhere the power to say, “Actually, yes, I shall make this into a book,” and then do exactly that. And that, in truth, is part of the wider romance here. This is not some corporate publishing committee’s idea of a market-tested product. This is a book that exists because somebody wanted it to exist. That is increasingly rare, and rather lovely. There is a wonderful democratic oddness to Lulu-era publishing: books appearing not because a boardroom detected a trend, but because a person had a thought, a plan, a manuscript, and sufficient persistence to shepherd it into paperback form. The result is often far more interesting than the polished, forgettable sludge that tumbles out of mainstream publishing by the tonne. What exactly is Joining the Rainbow Joining the Rainbow about? Ah, but that is where the fun begins. A book like this gains power from its air of unresolved promise. It could be spiritual. It could be autobiographical. It could be visionary, uplifting, niche, eccentric, heartfelt, or all of these at once. It may contain wisdom. It may contain intensity. It may contain the sort of sentences that only truly independent publishing can give us: sentences that no editor dared to flatten into obedience. Whatever lies inside, you can be certain it was put there deliberately. This makes it a particularly fine find for collectors of obscure modern paperbacks, self-published curiosities, offbeat spiritual or reflective works, and books that radiate a very specific kind of early-21st-century sincerity. It also suits anyone who enjoys owning titles that prompt questions from visitors. Few books can match this one for conversational potential. Put it on a shelf and people will notice. They may not know what it is, but they will notice, and that is more than can be said for a depressing number of Booker blurbs. There is also a quiet irony in the fact that the repetition in the title makes the whole thing more memorable, not less. It feels like a printing error, yet also like a deliberate artistic statement. It hovers beautifully between accident and intention, which is a very rich place for a book to live. Is it emphatic? Mystical? Redundant? Brilliant? Quite possibly all four. Crappy Old Books refuses to rush to judgement when a title is this magnificently committed to its own atmosphere. So here we have a good-condition 2008 paperback with no ISBN, a doubled title, a Lulu imprint, and exactly the kind of independent spirit that makes second-hand bookselling worthwhile. It is unusual without trying too hard, peculiar without apology, and memorable in a way slicker books can only dream of. Whether you are buying it to read, to collect, to puzzle over, or simply to enjoy the fact that it exists at all, it has already achieved something i https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5878/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/joining-the-rainbow-mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lulu no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5876 Motor Vehicle Calculations and Science 1 by Champion and Arnold Behold: Motor Vehicle Calculations and Science 1 by Champion and Arnold, a book from 1971 that comes at you in full emergency-red seriousness, as if motoring itself were a matter of national importance and you had better sit down immediately to calculate a gear ratio before somebody gets hurt. This is not a glossy coffee-table celebration of glamorous cars, nor is it one of those modern manuals that assumes a computer will do the thinking while you stand nearby holding a socket set. No, this is a proper old-school technical textbook from the age when “motor vehicle science” sounded both noble and faintly threatening. It belongs to that vanished educational world of workshops, graph paper, overalls, chalk dust, and the firm belief that a young person should be able to explain torque, force, pressure, motion and probably civilisation itself before being allowed anywhere near an engine block. And what a cover it has. That bold red wrapper does not whisper. It announces. It warns. It suggests that somewhere inside are equations capable of reducing overconfidence to rubble. The jaunty little car on the front appears to be leaning dramatically, perhaps because it has just encountered the contents of Chapter One. The white arrows only add to the sense that this is less a book and more an official investigation into what, exactly, a vehicle thinks it is doing. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is in fair condition, which in the case of a 1971 motoring textbook feels exactly right. A book like this should not look pampered. It should look as though it has spent time in the company of apprentices, workshop benches, tea mugs, and men called Keith. There are slight annotations on the covers and inside front pages, which only improve its credentials. Nothing says “genuine educational survivor” like the faint evidence that someone, at some point, felt moved to write on it. Happily, the main pages are mostly free from helpful scribbles, so the great mechanical truths within remain largely uncorrupted by the panicked pencil of a student trying to work out something involving SI units five minutes before a test. And yes, SI units are proudly mentioned right there on the front, because this was an era when metrication itself still had the thrilling air of a technological future. Somewhere in these pages lies a Britain carefully converting, measuring, standardising and trying, with varying degrees of enthusiasm, to drag the internal combustion engine into a more rational age. It is a wonderful reminder that the future once arrived not through apps and disruption, but through sturdy textbooks explaining Newtons to people in industrial estates. The title, meanwhile, is gloriously honest. Calculations and Science. Not dreams. Not lifestyle. Not “motoring passion.” Calculations. Science. A title so uncompromising it practically smells of cold metal and determination. It promises numbers, principles, and the sobering revelation that the family saloon is, underneath the chrome and aspiration, merely a collection of forces behaving according to rules. There is something almost poetic about that. Behind every cheerful drive to the shops lurks mathematics. Naturally, this makes it an absolute treasure for the right sort of reader. If you collect vintage technical books, automotive ephemera, workshop literature, or relics from the era when Britain still believed in training people to understand machinery properly, this is a lovely piece. It would also suit anyone who enjoys books that seem to have escaped from a polytechnic storeroom, or who likes their nostalgia flavoured with engineering diagrams rather than pop lyrics. It is also, let us be honest, deeply funny in the best possible way. Not because the book itself is trying to be funny, but because it is so magnificently sincere. Modern publishing would never dare to issue something this plainspoken. Today it would be called The Ultimate Illustrated Automotive Systems Companion and feature glowing blurbs, QR codes and a man in wraparound glasses smiling beside an electric crossover. This book simply turns up in red and tells you that vehicles can be calculated, science exists, and you will now get on with it. So here we have a handsome, slightly battle-worn, lightly annotated veteran of the educational motor trade: part textbook, part workshop ghost, part monument to an age when learning meant mastering the exact angle at which a diagrammatic car might lean on a slope. It may not make you cooler, richer or better looking, but it will place on your shelf a splendidly no-nonsense fragment of 1970s technical Britain. Motor Vehicle Calculations and Science 1 is the sort of book that makes you feel you ought to own a slide rule, an oily rag, and a stronger opinion about compression ratios. Which, for a fair-condition paperback from Crappy Old Books, is really rather a lot to ask — and https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5876/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/motor-vehicle-calculations-and-science-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arnold 9780713132304 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5875 The Patchwork Marriage by Jane Green Ah, The Patchwork Marriage by Jane Green. A title that sounds wholesome, crafty, and faintly scented with lavender drawer liners, but which in reality is less about quilting circles and more about the delicate art of keeping a modern relationship from unravelling like a jumper caught on a nail. This is Jane Green doing what Jane Green does best: examining the domestic battlefield of marriage with a mixture of warmth, mild exasperation, and the quiet suspicion that everyone else’s life looks more perfect from the outside than it actually is. At the centre of the story is a couple who have reached that familiar stage of long-term partnership where love is still present but occasionally hiding behind piles of laundry, emotional misfires, and the general administrative chaos of family life. Our protagonists are navigating the complexities of blended families, step-children, past relationships, and the peculiar modern phenomenon of trying to maintain romance while also remembering whose turn it is to unload the dishwasher. In theory it’s a marriage built from love. In practice it sometimes resembles a patchwork quilt stitched together from compromise, patience, and the occasional deep sigh. Green’s great skill is her ability to capture those moments of everyday realism that most romantic fiction politely skips. The tiny resentments. The awkward conversations. The sudden realisation that the person you married is still wonderful but also, inexplicably, leaves mugs everywhere. It’s domestic life with the gloss lightly sanded off, revealing something far more recognisable. And yet, despite the emotional tangles, the tone never descends into gloom. There’s humour here, and a kind of gentle optimism about the fact that relationships—like patchwork quilts—are rarely perfect but can still be warm, comforting, and oddly beautiful when all the mismatched pieces are stitched together. Originally published in 2012, this novel sits comfortably in the great tradition of thoughtful modern relationship fiction. It’s the sort of book that invites you to nod knowingly, laugh quietly at the characters’ dilemmas, and occasionally feel relieved that someone else’s household seems just as chaotic as your own. This particular copy comes to you in Good condition, which feels entirely appropriate for a book about the imperfect yet enduring nature of marriage. The pages are intact, the story is ready to go, and—much like the relationships it describes—it has clearly weathered a little life without falling apart. A warm, observant, and gently ironic look at love, family, and the art of holding everything together when the stitching occasionally comes loose. Exactly the sort of quietly insightful novel that finds its way into a comfortable chair, a rainy afternoon, and a reader who suspects that real life is always a bit more complicated than the fairy tale version. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5875/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-patchwork-marriage-mar-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9781405929059 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5874 Edward Hooper by Sheena Wagstaff Edward Hooper (2005) by Sheena Wagstaff is one of those elegant little art books that looks as if it belongs on a pristine gallery coffee table, preferably beside a cup of something impossibly artisanal and a person who casually says things like “the texture of the light really speaks to me.” Fortunately for the rest of us, this copy has escaped that fate and instead found its way into the much more democratic ecosystem of Crappy Old Books, where it can be appreciated by anyone with an interest in art, curiosity, or simply a fondness for books that look clever on a shelf. Published by Tate, this volume explores the work of Edward Hooper, an artist whose photographs often capture the quiet poetry of ordinary places. Wagstaff’s text guides the reader through Hooper’s visual world with the kind of thoughtful commentary that makes you pause and look again at scenes you might otherwise pass by without a second thought. Empty streets, industrial corners, overlooked landscapes – suddenly they start to feel deliberate, atmospheric, and just a little mysterious. It’s the sort of book that quietly encourages the reader to slow down. Where some art books shout with colour and spectacle, Hooper’s work tends to whisper. The result is a collection that feels contemplative rather than flashy, as if the photographs are inviting you to stand still for a moment and reconsider the beauty of places that normally go unnoticed. Of course, this particular copy arrives in fair condition, which in the language of Crappy Old Books means it has clearly lived a life. Perhaps it spent time on that hypothetical gallery coffee table after all, quietly absorbing intellectual conversation, biscuit crumbs, and the occasional splash of espresso. The pages remain perfectly readable, and the artwork is still very much intact, which is the important part when the whole point of a book is to look at pictures. So if you enjoy photography, contemporary art, or the gentle thrill of owning a Tate publication without paying gallery-shop prices, this slightly battle-hardened copy of Edward Hooper is ready to step up. It may not be pristine, but then again, neither are most of the places Hooper photographed—and that, in its own way, feels entirely appropriate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5874/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/edward-hooper-mar-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tate Publishing 9781854375049 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5871 British Motor Cycles Since 1950 - BSA - Cotton - Douglas - DMW - Dot - EMC - Excelsior and Francis Barnett Roadstars of 250cc and Over by Steve Wilson If you ever wanted proof that British motorcycling was not a single, tidy narrative but a sprawling, inventive, occasionally chaotic ecosystem of factories, sheds, and sheer stubbornness, this is it. British Motor Cycles Since 1950 (1983) by Steve Wilson, published by Patrick Stephens Limited, is one of those wonderfully specific reference volumes that doesn’t so much “cover” a subject as roll up its sleeves and start naming names. And what names they are: BSA, Cotton, Douglas, DMW, Dot, EMC, Excelsior, and Francis Barnett, plus the satisfyingly niche category of roadsters of 250cc and over. It’s like someone has opened the filing cabinet labelled “Post-war Britain, interesting bits” and tipped the whole thing onto your coffee table. BSA needs little introduction. It’s the big beast in the room, the one that makes people say “they don’t build them like they used to,” and then immediately start arguing about when, exactly, “used to” was. But the real delight of this book is that it doesn’t stop at the obvious. It dives into the lesser-sung marques and the beautifully British smaller stories. The companies that produced real machines for real riders, sometimes with limited resources and unlimited determination. Cotton arrives with its lean, sporting reputation and that sense of “if you know, you know.” Douglas brings in its own distinctive engineering flavour and long heritage, the sort of manufacturer that reminds you the British industry wasn’t just copying a template, it was constantly experimenting. Dot is there, gloriously, because Britain once had room for small makers with big personalities. Excelsior has that name that sounds like it should be shouted from a balcony, but in practice translates into solid machines and a genuine following. Then you’ve got DMW and EMC, which feel like the sort of initials you’d see stamped on something slightly rare, slightly mysterious, and instantly interesting to the right kind of person. They’re the brands that make you lean in, squint at the details, and say, “Hang on, what’s that?” which is, frankly, one of the great pleasures of motorcycle history. And finally, Francis Barnett, a name that carries a very particular British charm. It’s the sort of marque that sounds like it could be a tailor, a solicitor, or the proprietor of a respectable ironmongers, and yet here it is, part of a landscape of bikes built for everyday life and weekend enthusiasm. The “roadsters of 250cc and over” angle is brilliant too. It’s the sweet spot category. Big enough to feel proper, small enough to be sensible, and exactly the sort of thing that filled Britain’s roads with purposeful machines ridden by people who wanted transport with a bit of soul. Steve Wilson’s approach, in classic Patrick Stephens style, is enthusiast-friendly and quietly authoritative. This isn’t a glossy lifestyle book with a lot of “iconic” and “legendary” sprinkled around like seasoning. It’s the satisfying stuff. Names, models, context, the kind of detail that helps you understand what existed, what mattered, and why. It’s a book written for people who might actually own one of these, restore one, argue about one, or at the very least be tempted by an advert that begins: “Rare, mostly complete, just needs…” This copy is in Good condition, which is perfect. A reference book like this should look like it’s been used. It should feel like it has spent time on a shelf near other serious motoring titles, occasionally pulled down to answer a question, fuel an obsession, or add credibility to a conversation. If you collect British motorcycle history, this is a proper building block. If you don’t, it’s a dangerously persuasive gateway volume, because it shows you just how many fascinating corners there are beyond the headline brands. In short: a wonderfully detailed, slightly eccentric catalogue of post-1950 British motorcycling, the kind of book that makes you feel both informed and faintly at risk of buying another motorcycle you absolutely do not have room for. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5871/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-motor-cycles-since-1950-v2-mar-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Patrick Stephens Limited 9780850595666 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5870 British Motor Cycles Since 1950 - Greeves - Hesketh - Indian - James - Norman and Norton Roadstars of 250cc and Over by Steve Wilson If you’ve ever thought British motorcycle history is just a neat little line from “post-war practicality” to “modern nostalgia,” this volume turns up politely and says: absolutely not. It’s messy, brilliant, occasionally overconfident, and packed with names that sound like they ought to be on enamel signs above a workshop door. British Motor Cycles Since 1950 (1986) by Steve Wilson, published by Patrick Stephens Limited, is one of those gloriously specific reference books that exists because someone cared enough to document the interesting bits. And by “interesting,” we mean: Greeves, Hesketh, Indian, James, Norman, and Norton roadsters of 250cc and over. Which is basically a guided tour through British ingenuity, boutique ambition, and the peculiar post-1950 ecosystem where a motorcycle could be anything from a rugged tool to a rolling statement of character. Greeves brings the off-road, mud-splattered, practical genius side of the story, the kind of engineering that looks like it was designed to survive a farmer, a teenager, and the British weather all at the same time. Hesketh arrives with that wonderfully improbable air of “Yes, we shall build a luxury British superbike,” as though doing so is the most natural thing in the world, like putting the kettle on. It’s the sort of brand that makes you admire the sheer nerve of the endeavour. Then there’s Indian, the famous outsider in a book with “British” on the cover, because motorcycling history is never as tidy as you’d like. Indian’s presence is a reminder that influences and markets cross borders, and that British riders have always had an eye for what else is out there, especially if it’s got heritage, drama, and a story attached. James and Norman represent the more everyday side of the landscape, the machines that kept Britain moving and kept enthusiasts tinkering, the bikes that weren’t always glamorous but were real, lived-in, and part of the fabric of the time. And then you reach the very specific category of Norton roadsters of 250cc and over, which is exactly the sort of phrase that tells you this book is not trying to be fashionable. It is trying to be useful. The roadsters, the variations, the context, the “what changed when” detail that turns casual interest into proper nerdiness. That’s the Patrick Stephens magic. These books are written for people who don’t just say “nice bike.” They say, “What year is it?” and then, crucially, they want an answer that can be defended. Steve Wilson’s style fits that perfectly: clear, enthusiastic, and detailed enough to feel like you’re getting the story behind the badges, not just the highlights reel. This copy is in Good condition, which is exactly right for a working reference book. It’s the kind of volume you pull off the shelf to settle an argument, to check a model detail, or to fuel that late-night browsing session where you “accidentally” end up reading about Heskeths and convincing yourself you need one, even though you don’t have the garage space, the time, or the blood pressure stability. If you love the odd corners of British motorcycling, this is a cracking addition to the shelf. If you don’t yet love the odd corners, this book may quietly recruit you. It’s a compact, enthusiast-grade tour of brands that mattered, bikes that endured, and ideas that were bold enough to exist in the first place. In short: a properly specific slice of post-1950 motorcycling history, for anyone who likes their classics with names, numbers, and just enough eccentricity to keep life interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5870/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-motor-cycles-since-1950-v3-mar-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Patrick Stephens Limited 9780850596267 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5869 British Motor Cycles Since 1950 - Panther - Royal Enfield - Scott - Silk - Sunbeam - Sun and Tandon Roadsters of 250cc and Ocer by Steve Wilson Some books choose a subject and stick to it. This one looks at that approach, shrugs politely, and says: “No, actually, we’re going to cover Panther, Royal Enfield, Scott, Silk, Sunbeam, Sun, Tandon roadsters of 250cc, and something called Ocer as well.” Which is either a publishing decision made by an enthusiast with an enormous filing cabinet, or the kind of glorious specialist logic that makes British motorcycle history so addictive. British Motor Cycles Since 1950 (1987) by Steve Wilson, published by Patrick Stephens Limited, is essentially a greatest-hits mixtape of marques and odd corners that deserve their own spotlight. It’s the sort of book that exists because someone, somewhere, was tired of the same handful of household names getting all the attention. Yes, we all know the big stories. But what about the fascinating side streets. The niche manufacturers. The stubborn hold-outs. The beautifully eccentric machines produced in limited numbers for people who liked their motorcycles a little different and weren’t afraid of explaining why at length. The joy here is the range. Panther, with its distinctly British mix of simplicity and heft. Royal Enfield, with that air of tradition and the feeling that the badge alone comes with a faint whiff of parade-ground dignity. Scott, forever intriguing for its engineering character and the way it seems to belong to a slightly alternate timeline of motorcycle development. Silk, which sounds like it should be gentle and refined, but is in fact the name of a serious, enthusiast-aimed machine that appeals to people who enjoy the idea of owning something most others have never even heard of. Then you’ve got the elegant nostalgia of Sunbeam, the plain-spoken practicality implied by Sun and Tandon, and those wonderfully specific 250cc roadsters, the sort of category that immediately suggests post-war Britain in motion: sensible capacity, purposeful design, and riders who wanted transport with a bit of style without pretending they were about to win the Isle of Man TT. And yes, the title includes Ocer, which is either a niche manufacturer, a rare variation, or one of those tiny footnotes of motoring history that makes you feel clever just for knowing it exists. (If you like books that can send you down a rabbit hole of “hang on, what was that?” this is very much your flavour.) Steve Wilson writes with that classic Patrick Stephens confidence: clear, enthusiast-friendly, and happily detailed. This is not a glossy lifestyle book where every sentence is “iconic” and every machine is “legendary.” This is the more satisfying thing. A proper reference-style history that assumes you’re reading because you actually care, or because you’re trying to identify a bike you once saw in a shed, or because you’ve just found yourself browsing old motorcycle adverts at midnight and need to justify it as “research.” This copy is in Good condition, which is exactly right. These are working books. They are meant to be consulted, re-opened, and used to settle arguments. A pristine copy would feel like it had never done its duty. If you’re collecting the series, this is the volume that makes your shelf look impressively knowledgeable. If you’re not collecting the series, this is the volume that may accidentally start you collecting the series. Either way, it’s a brilliantly specific, charmingly broad snapshot of the British motorcycle world after 1950, full of names and machines that remind you just how diverse, inventive, and occasionally bonkers the industry could be. In short: a proper enthusiast’s compendium, for anyone who likes their motorcycling history wide-ranging, slightly obscure, and pleasantly likely to trigger further book-buying. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5869/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-motor-cycles-since-1950-v4-mar-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Patrick Stephens Limited 9780850598308 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5868 British Motor Cycles Since 1950 - Triumph Part One - The Company by Steve Wilson If you’ve ever watched someone say the word “Triumph” and immediately slip into a reverent, slightly misty-eyed monologue about Meriden, production runs, and the proper way a British motorcycle should feel, then you already know what this book is about. British Motor Cycles Since 1950 – Triumph Part One: The Company (1991) by Steve Wilson, published by Patrick Stephens Limited, is not a book for people who think Triumph is just a badge on a tank. It’s for people who understand that Triumph is an entire industrial saga, complete with ambition, reinvention, and the sort of organisational drama that would have made for an excellent television series if everyone involved had not been too busy trying to keep the machines coming off the line. This is Part One, which means we’re not starting with shiny bike profiles and romantic road-going dreams. We’re starting where the real story starts: with the company, the people, the decisions, the shifting markets, and the constant background hum of “how on earth do we keep this going.” It’s the nuts-and-bolts history behind the legend, and that’s exactly what makes it so satisfying. Anyone can admire a classic Triumph in the sun. This book lets you understand the messy, fascinating reality that produced it. The “since 1950” period is a particularly rich seam. British motorcycling is post-war optimism meeting hard economics, changing tastes, and an increasingly competitive world. Triumph sits right at the centre of that, embodying the high points of British design and the rougher bits of British industry, often in the same decade. Wilson tells that story with the kind of detail that makes you feel you’re not just reading a history, but joining a club where people casually refer to years and models the way other people refer to footballers. And because it’s Patrick Stephens, you can expect it to be written for enthusiasts rather than tourists. It’s structured, informative, and happily specific, with the quiet confidence that the reader is genuinely interested in how the company worked, how it changed, and what pressures shaped it. It’s the sort of book that makes you say, “I’ll just read a chapter,” and then emerge later with a newfound interest in corporate decisions and manufacturing realities, which is not something most people expect from a motorcycle book. This copy is in Good condition, which feels right for a reference-style title. It’s a working book, meant to be pulled off the shelf when someone says, “Hang on, what happened around then?” It belongs near other proper motoring histories, ready to settle arguments, fuel nostalgia, and supply just enough context to make you dangerously confident when browsing classic bike listings. If you love Triumph, this book helps you love it properly, with the full knowledge of the struggle behind the success. If you don’t love Triumph yet, it will either convert you or at least leave you with a deep respect for the sheer stubbornness of British engineering and the people who kept it alive. In short: a solid, enthusiast-grade account of Triumph as a company, the essential “how we got here” volume for anyone who knows that the story of the bikes is only half the story. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5868/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-motor-cycles-since-1950-v5-mar-2026.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Patrick Stephens Limited 9781852600211 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5867 British Motor Cycles Since 1950 Volume 6 - Triumph Part Two - The Bikes - Velocette and Vincent-HRD by Steve Wilson If you’ve ever found yourself thinking, “I don’t want a casual overview, I want a Volume 6, and I want it to get extremely specific,” then congratulations. You are exactly the kind of person this book was made for. British Motor Cycles Since 1950, Volume 6 is not here to flirt with the idea of motorcycle history. It’s here to commit, take the relationship seriously, and start labelling parts. This 1992 Patrick Stephens Limited title by Steve Wilson is a wonderfully niche slice of British motorcycling culture, and it comes with a wonderfully British attitude to cataloguing: if it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing in multiple volumes. In this case, we’re looking at Triumph Part Two, with the emphasis squarely on the bikes, plus coverage that brings in Velocette and Vincent-HRD. It’s basically a passport to the post-1950 British motorcycle imagination, where engineering was bold, style mattered, and the word “character” was used to politely describe things that occasionally required persuasion. The Triumph focus is the main event. By the time you’ve finished, you’ll have a proper sense of how Triumph’s machines evolved, what made certain models iconic, and why Triumph people can talk for an impressive amount of time about things like minor variations, production runs, and the subtle differences that separate “nice” from “exactly the one you want.” This is the kind of book that doesn’t just show you the motorcycles. It quietly trains you to spot them. And then there’s the supporting cast. Velocette, for those who appreciate refined British engineering with a slightly rarer, more connoisseur-ish aura. Vincent-HRD, for those who enjoy the idea that a motorcycle can be both beautiful and faintly terrifying, the sort of machine that makes you feel you should be wearing gloves even while reading about it. It’s also a classic Patrick Stephens production, which means it sits in that sweet spot between reference book and enthusiasm amplifier. It’s practical enough to be useful, but it also has that irresistible effect of making you think you might need to “just check something” online afterwards, which is how shelves fill up and garages become dreams. Condition-wise, this copy is Good, with a fading spine, but otherwise it’s near new, which is basically the best of both worlds. The slight spine fade gives it the honest look of a book that has lived on a shelf where someone actually cared about it. The near-new interior suggests it has avoided the usual hazards of the motorcycle enthusiast’s environment, which include oily hands, workshop dust, and being temporarily “borrowed” during a spirited discussion about what counts as the best era. This is the book for anyone who likes their history with details, their details with context, and their context with motorcycles that have real mechanical personality. Put it on your shelf and it will immediately make you look like someone who knows what they’re talking about. Read it, and you might accidentally become that person for real. In short: a proper, specific, gloriously unashamed reference volume for people who know that British motorcycling since 1950 is not a single story, but an entire library. And this is Volume 6, so naturally, you’re going to need the others. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5867/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-motor-cycles-since-1950-mar-2026.jpg 32.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Patrick Stephens Limited 9781852603922 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5860 Hell Ranch by Clifford L Linedecker If you’ve ever thought, “I’d like a nice, relaxing book about the American West, but with an added sense that something has gone terribly wrong,” then Hell Ranch (1989) by Clifford L. Linedecker is here to oblige. Published by Futura (ISBN: 9780708847602), this is the sort of paperback that doesn’t so much invite you in as slam the saloon doors behind you and mutter, “You shouldn’t have come here.” Linedecker is best known for true-crime and dark history, so even when he’s dealing in ranches and wide-open spaces, you can assume the romance will be brief and the grim bits will be thorough. The title alone is doing a lot of work: this is not Pleasant Ranch, not Ranch of Gentle Sunsets, but Hell Ranch — a place-name that pretty much guarantees the local welcome is going to be frosty and the backstory will feature at least one shovel. What you get is a slice of frontier-flavoured menace: the kind of tale where isolation isn’t poetic, it’s practical. Where the landscape is vast, the neighbours are distant, and the rules are… negotiable. It’s the West, but not the tourist-board West. More the “something happened out here and people don’t like talking about it” West. If you like your history with a side of doom, or your crime with a hint of dust and daylight, this is very much in the wheelhouse. There’s also the very specific pleasure of an 80s Futura paperback: a bit pulpy, a bit dramatic, and absolutely committed to the idea that your evening entertainment should involve danger, secrets, and a creeping sense of unease. You can practically hear the VHS whirr in the background. Condition: Good. Which means it’s held up nicely, probably with the faint patina of having been read at least once by someone who thought, “How bad can it be?” before discovering that the answer, in this case, is: fairly bad. (In a good way. The book is meant to be bad.) Perfect for readers who enjoy: true-crime tone with a Western edge grim Americana and frontier darkness lurid titles that deliver on the promise paperbacks that look like they should be read under a single lamp in a quiet room Available now from Crappy Old Books, where the ranches are inexpensive, the past is suspicious, and the only safe thing is the fact you can close the cover whenever you like. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5860/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hell-ranch-mar-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books futura 9780708847602 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5859 Plastics by LS Brough Once upon a time, plastics were the future. Not the slightly guilty, recycling-bin-questioning future we think about today, but the full-throated, optimistic, science-will-fix-everything kind of future. And Plastics (1973) by L. S. Brough, published by Hutchinson Educational (ISBN: 009114731X), arrives from that moment like a cheerful lecture from a laboratory that smells faintly of warm polymer. This is a book from the era when plastics were still thrilling. Nylon! Acrylic! Polyethylene! These miraculous new substances promised to replace wood, metal, glass, possibly even common sense. They were light, strong, mouldable, and capable of appearing in every conceivable colour. If humanity couldn’t solve a problem directly, it seemed increasingly likely we would simply mould a plastic version of the solution instead. Brough’s guide is exactly what you’d hope for from a 1970s educational science text: clear, methodical, slightly earnest, and brimming with confidence that chemistry is quietly remaking the world. Here you’ll find explanations of how plastics are made, why they behave the way they do, and how these versatile materials have crept into everything from industrial engineering to household objects that your grandparents probably described as “modern”. Reading it now adds an extra layer of historical intrigue. In 1973, plastics represented innovation, efficiency and progress. Today we view them with a mixture of admiration and mild existential worry. Brough, however, writes from the earlier age of uncomplicated enthusiasm, when the main question wasn’t whether plastics would reshape the world — only how quickly. Condition: Good. Which feels appropriate for a book about durable synthetic materials. The pages are sound, the structure intact, and it has clearly survived the decades without dissolving into a puddle of petrochemical regret. It’s the kind of solid educational paperback that may once have lived in a classroom cupboard, emerging periodically to explain polymers to generations of slightly confused students. Ideal for collectors of vintage science texts, readers curious about the history of materials science, or anyone who enjoys glimpsing the technological optimism of the early 1970s — when the future arrived not as an app or an algorithm, but as a shiny new plastic thing. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even the most serious scientific literature occasionally ends up having a quietly ironic second life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5859/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plastics-mar-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson Educational 9780091147310 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5858 and Tomorrow the World - Inside IBM by Rex Malik If you’ve ever looked at IBM and thought, “Yes, but what was it like when it still felt like the future had a dress code?”, then …and Tomorrow the World – Inside IBM (1975) by Rex Malik is your time machine. Published by Millington (ISBN: 0860000435), this is a peek behind the curtain at Big Blue in the era when computers were serious, rooms were large, and the word “startup” mostly meant somebody had misread the instructions. This isn’t IBM as a logo on a cloud service. This is IBM as an institution — the corporate cathedral of processing power, where suits were pressed, procedures were worshipped, and the machinery hummed with the quiet confidence of a company that believed it was building tomorrow by the ton. Malik takes you inside the culture, the mindset, the scale — the sense that IBM wasn’t merely selling products so much as selling the very idea of organised, modern civilisation. If paperwork had a patron saint, it probably wore an IBM badge. Reading it now is deliciously double-edged. On one hand, it’s an era of clean optimism: technology as progress, systems as solutions, the future arriving on schedule. On the other, it’s the kind of corporate atmosphere that makes you realise why “office satire” became a genre. You can practically hear the clack of typewriters in the outer rings and the low, reverent hush around the mainframes. And the title itself — …and Tomorrow the World — is wonderfully 1970s confident. Not “and tomorrow, hopefully, a modest improvement in quarterly performance,” but the world. The ambition is unapologetic. It’s a book from a time when technology companies still sounded like they were marching towards utopia, rather than A/B testing your attention span. Condition-wise, this one is Fine, and it genuinely matters here. Because books about corporate empires tend to be handled, referenced, loaned, underlined, and generally “used” in the way that sounds respectable but looks dreadful. Not this copy. This is very well preserved, kept in an archival plastic sleeve like it’s an artefact from the early civilisation of computing — which, in a way, it is. Crisp, protected, and ready to be admired either as a historical document or as a slightly eerie glimpse into the mindset that shaped modern tech. Perfect for: computing history nerds who like their nostalgia with a side of organisational psychology IBM collectors and “Big Blue” devotees anyone fascinated by corporate culture at industrial scale readers who enjoy the peculiar thrill of seeing yesterday’s future described with complete sincerity Available now from Crappy Old Books, where the past is neatly sleeved, the paper is still proud, and tomorrow remains—quietly—under revision. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5858/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/and-tomorrow-the-world-mar-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Millington 9780860000433 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5857 Zolars Encyclopaedia of Omens, Signs and Superstitions by Zolar Ever walked under a ladder and immediately wondered if you’d just accidentally booked yourself a small appointment with destiny? Or spilled the salt and instinctively thrown a pinch over your shoulder in case unseen cosmic administrators were taking notes? If so, you may already be halfway to appreciating Zolar’s Encyclopaedia of Omens, Signs and Superstitions (1989), published by Simon & Schuster (ISBN: 9780671653170). Zolar — astrologer, mystic, and enthusiastic cataloguer of the universe’s alleged warning system — has assembled here a vast compendium of the strange little signals humanity has been nervously interpreting for centuries. Black cats, broken mirrors, twitching eyes, unlucky numbers, mysterious dreams, oddly behaving birds: if it has ever caused someone, somewhere, to say “That must mean something,” it probably appears in this book. The result is part folklore archive, part cultural curiosity cabinet, and part reassurance that human beings have always been gloriously inventive when it comes to finding meaning in the random behaviour of everyday life. Ancient Romans worried about which foot you stepped out of bed with. Medieval Europeans monitored sneezes. Entire civilisations have interpreted the flight path of birds with the seriousness of modern stock market analysts. Zolar gathers these traditions together with admirable dedication, like a librarian for humanity’s collective superstition habit. Is any of it scientifically proven? Not exactly. But that’s hardly the point. This book isn’t trying to replace physics; it’s documenting the wonderfully elaborate ways people have attempted to negotiate with fate over the centuries. Think of it less as a guide to predicting the future and more as a guided tour through the imaginative landscape of human belief. Condition: Good. Which feels appropriate for a book concerned with signs and portents. The pages are sound, the binding intact, and the omens within remain as ominous (or reassuring) as they were in 1989. It has the comfortable solidity of a late-20th-century reference paperback — the sort of book that might once have lived on a bedside table next to a horoscope column and a slightly mysterious crystal. Whether you’re a collector of folklore, a curious skeptic, an amateur astrologer, or simply someone who enjoys learning why dropping a fork supposedly predicts visitors, Zolar’s Encyclopaedia of Omens, Signs and Superstitions is a delightfully eccentric addition to any bookshelf. Available now from Crappy Old Books — where the shelves are full, the prices are reasonable, and if you hear three knocks on the door with no one there… well, you’ll finally have a book that explains what it might mean. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5857/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/encyclopedia-of-omens-signs-and-superstitions-mar-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9780671653170 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5855 The Revolutionary Potential of the Working Class by Ernest Mandel and George Novack Here it is: a slim, serious little paperback from 1974 that turns up in your hands like a leaflet that escaped a rally, survived four house moves, and still insists history is not finished with you yet. The Revolutionary Potential of the Working Class (1974) by Ernest Mandel and George Novack, published by Pathfinder Press (no ISBN), is exactly what it says on the tin — and it says it with the calm certainty of people who have read the footnotes, attended the meetings, and are not especially impressed by your boss’s motivational posters. This isn’t a cosy fireside read. It’s more like being pulled into a brisk, argumentative conversation in a smoky room where everyone is convinced the next decade will be decisive. Mandel and Novack set out the case for why the working class remains the central force for social change, why capitalism has structural limits that can’t be politely reformed away, and why “revolutionary potential” is not a poetic phrase but something rooted in production, organisation, struggle, and the daily grind of wages, rent, and power. If you’ve ever wondered why Marxists spend so much time talking about the working class rather than “the people” in general, this is a good explanation. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at the idea that history has a direction, this will roll them right back at you and tell you to pay attention. If you’ve ever thought, “Surely the system can’t just keep doing this forever,” this book nods gravely and says: yes, and here’s the argument. Pathfinder Press, for its part, delivers that classic no-nonsense radical pamphlet aesthetic: functional, direct, and utterly unconcerned with being decorative. It’s the kind of book that looks like it expects you to underline it. Possibly while waiting for a train. Possibly while ignoring polite conversation at a family gathering. Condition: Good. Which is pleasing, because revolutionary potential is best delivered in a copy that hasn’t been through too many internal contradictions. The pages are sound, the message still sharp, and the overall vibe is “borrowed from someone with strong opinions and never returned.” There’s also a little irony here, of course: a book about overthrowing capitalist relations of production, now circulating as a second-hand commodity. It’s almost dialectical. But perhaps that’s the point — ideas travel through the world as it is, not the world as we wish it to be. Whether you’re a committed socialist, a curious historian of political thought, a collector of 1970s pamphlet culture, or just someone who enjoys reading people who write as if words can change the world, this is a fascinating artefact of its era — and a reminder that the great arguments about labour, power, and who benefits from society’s machinery never really go away. Available now from Crappy Old Books: serving revolutions one slightly dog-eared paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5855/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-revolutionary-potential-of-the-working-class-mar-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pathfinder Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5854 City of Sokrates - An Introduction to Classical Athens by JW Roberts Behold: democracy in sandals. City of Sokrates – An Introduction to Classical Athens (1998), by J. W. Roberts, published by Routledge (ISBN: 9780415167789), is your guided tour to a civilisation that invented philosophy, theatre, geometry — and the peculiar habit of voting to ostracise people they found mildly annoying. This is Athens before it became a GCSE bullet point. Before marble ruins were airbrushed onto tote bags. Before Socrates was reduced to a quote on a motivational poster. Roberts takes you back to the noisy, argumentative, occasionally chaotic city-state where politics was a spectator sport and drama festivals were practically civic duty. Want to understand how a society that gave us Plato also sentenced Socrates to death? This is your book. Curious how democracy functioned when “the people” did not include quite a lot of people? Also in here. Wondering how many festivals, sacrifices, lawsuits and public debates one city can cram into a calendar year? Strap in. Roberts writes with clarity and academic calm, guiding you through the Agora, the Assembly, the law courts, the temples and the back alleys of Classical Athens without making you feel like you need to recite Homer in the original Greek to keep up. It’s scholarly, yes — Routledge does not deal in frivolity — but it’s refreshingly readable. This is history that feels lived-in, not embalmed. Condition: Good. Which in academic terms means it has likely survived at least one undergraduate term. Perhaps a few pencilled notes in the margins (the modern equivalent of a Socratic dialogue). Possibly the faint echo of coffee-fuelled revision sessions. Structurally sound. Philosophically intact. There’s something quietly satisfying about a late-90s Routledge paperback. Solid spine. Serious typography. The reassuring sense that knowledge was still printed on paper with the expectation that you would turn actual pages rather than scroll abstractly through enlightenment. If you’re building a small library of civilisation — or simply want to understand why Western political discourse has been argumentative for roughly 2,500 years — this is a fine place to start. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where democracy thrives, philosophers are safe (mostly), and the only ostracism we practise is occasionally shelving things slightly out of order. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5854/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/city-of-sokrates0mar-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9780415167789 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5850 William Tyndales New Testament by William Tyndales William Tyndale’s New Testament (2002) by William Tyndale Wordsworth Classics ISBN: 9781840221299 Condition: As New As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books change your weekend. Some books change your worldview. And then there are books that change the English language so thoroughly that you start using their phrases without even realising you’re doing it. William Tyndale’s New Testament is very much in the third category: a pocket-sized cultural hand grenade disguised as scripture. This is the New Testament as rendered by William Tyndale, the man who looked at the early 16th-century religious establishment and thought, “Yes, but what if ordinary people could actually read it?” Which, at the time, was not considered a charming intellectual hobby. Translating the Bible into English was a dangerous act — the kind of work that came with real consequences, real politics, and the sort of career trajectory that does not end with a comfortable retirement and a tasteful commemorative plaque. The result, however, is astonishing. Tyndale’s English is lean, direct, vivid, and stubbornly memorable. It’s the kind of prose that lands with a thud, even when you’re not coming to it as a religious reader. This is the text that fed into later translations, including the King James Bible, and helped hardwire certain phrases into everyday English. You might pick this up expecting “old Bible language” and instead find something that feels oddly modern: crisp, muscular, and unafraid of plain words. And because it’s a Wordsworth Classics edition, you get it in a practical, reader-friendly form — not a cathedral-sized altar book, but something you can actually hold, mark, carry, and read without needing a lectern. It’s a classic that doesn’t demand ceremony. Which feels appropriate, given Tyndale’s entire point was: no gatekeepers, please. This 2002 copy is As New, meaning it’s in the sort of pristine condition that suggests it has either been cherished, untouched, or respectfully waited on a shelf for the day someone decides to do something slightly ambitious, like reading the New Testament in a translation that once made powerful people extremely nervous. Perfect for: Readers interested in the history of English Theology, Reformation, and religious history enthusiasts Anyone who wants to understand why certain biblical phrases sound the way they do People who enjoy books that are quietly revolutionary Not ideal for: Those expecting modern paraphrase and ultra-smooth contemporary phrasing Anyone who prefers their classics heavily sanitised and spiritually risk-assessed In short: this is not just scripture. It’s English literature under pressure — a translation made with conviction, intelligence, and a faint whiff of peril. And in this As New Wordsworth Classics edition, it arrives looking almost suspiciously innocent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5850/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-testament-feb-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781840221299 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5849 Target Earth by Duncan Steel Target Earth (2000) by Duncan Steel Time-Life Books ISBN: 9780705433655 Condition: Very Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are two kinds of people in the world: those who occasionally glance at the night sky and think, “Lovely,” and those who look up and think, “Yes, but what if something is looking back… with a clipboard?” Target Earth is very much for the second group. This is a gloriously turn-of-the-millennium Time-Life production: sleek, confident, and quietly thrilling in that particular way only science writing can be when it realises it’s allowed to be a bit scary. Duncan Steel takes the big question — are we in danger from space? — and refuses to answer it with vague handwaving. Instead, he gives you the cosmic equivalent of a home security survey, except the neighbourhood includes asteroids, comets, solar storms, and assorted celestial objects with the manners of a runaway lorry. You’ll get the headline horrors, naturally: the dinosaur-reset button, the crater-making rocks, the “statistically it must happen” impacts, and the uncomfortable realisation that Earth is basically a moving target in a shooting gallery we never asked to join. But what makes this book fun is that it doesn’t just scream “panic” and run away. It explains the science, the detection problem, the search programmes, the near misses, and the genuinely fascinating work of trying to spot things before they introduce themselves at twenty kilometres per second. It also has that classic Time-Life vibe: high production values, clear explanations, and the gentle feeling that you’re being educated by a calm, well-lit documentary narrator who will never raise his voice even as he tells you the sky contains several polite but existential threats. The tone is reassuringly practical: yes, the universe is chaotic, but humans are clever, and we’ve started building the intellectual equivalent of a torch and a notepad. And because it’s 2000, there’s that faintly nostalgic optimism too — the sense that science and co-operation might actually get ahead of the problem, that we can map the hazards, develop deflection ideas, and treat planetary defence as a solvable engineering challenge rather than a doom prophecy. It’s apocalyptic, but in a neat, organised way. A very sensible apocalypse. This copy is in very good condition, which is fitting for a book about the importance of spotting trouble early. Clean, sharp, and ready to sit on your shelf looking like the most interesting thing in the room — the sort of book that makes visitors say, “Target Earth? …Should I be worried?” and you can reply, “Not unless you like worrying recreationally.” Perfect for: Space nerds, science readers, and the quietly anxious Anyone who loves the words “probability,” “trajectory,” and “near-Earth object” People who enjoy their bedtime reading with a side of cosmic perspective Readers who suspect the most dangerous thing in space is not aliens, but math Less ideal for: Those who prefer the sky to remain decorative Anyone who thinks “impact event” sounds like a productivity seminar People who want comforting confirmation that nothing ever happens A smart, vivid, oddly soothing guide to the fact that Earth is not just a planet — it’s a target. And thankfully, we’ve started paying attention. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5849/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/target-earth-feb-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life Books 9780705433655 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5848 Children of the New Forest by Captain Marryat Children of the New Forest (1994) by Captain Marryat (Bloomsbury Books) ISBN: 9781854712523 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Here it is: the classic Victorian adventure in which the English countryside is not merely a place of mild picnics and politely disapproving squirrels, but a fully operational wilderness where children become woodland operatives, horses develop emotional intelligence, and history marches past in heavy boots. Children of the New Forest begins with the kind of historical inconvenience that really puts a dampener on family life: the English Civil War. One moment you’re living the country-house dream, the next your entire social arrangement is being redecorated by Parliament, and you’re forced into the New Forest with little more than pluck, siblings, and an alarming lack of adult supervision. It’s part survival story, part secret-identity drama, part moral education, and part long, affectionate love letter to trees. Captain Marryat, a naval man with a keen sense for peril and pacing, takes the “children’s classic” and quietly makes it… quite exciting. There are loyalist loyalties, suspicious strangers, narrow escapes, and the sort of plot turns that remind you Victorian authors had no problem putting children in genuine jeopardy for the sake of character development. The New Forest itself becomes a character: ancient, shadowy, and full of hiding places — the ideal setting for small humans attempting to outwit an entire country’s political upheaval. And then there’s the horse. If you’re the kind of reader who believes horses deserve more respect and considerably more narrative responsibility, you’re in luck. This book features a horse that isn’t just “present” but essentially part of the team, like a four-legged co-conspirator with a strong work ethic and excellent PR. It’s also one of those stories that manages to smuggle in questions about loyalty, class, identity, and what happens when “the world as you know it” collapses — all while keeping the tone accessible and the pages turning. In other words: a book that does that old-fashioned thing where it entertains you first, and only later do you realise you’ve accidentally absorbed some history. This 1994 Bloomsbury edition is in good condition, and it has that reassuring “proper book” feel — the kind you can hand to a young reader without fear it will crumble into Victorian dust, or you can keep for yourself as a nostalgic reminder that children’s literature once contained genuine danger, moral dilemmas, and at least one heroic animal. Perfect for: Readers who like their classics with plot Civil War curious people who prefer their learning disguised as adventure Anyone who suspects the countryside is more interesting when it’s slightly threatening Horse enthusiasts, woodland enthusiasts, and small-band-of-siblings enthusiasts Not recommended for: People who want their forests tidy and fully risk-assessed Anyone who thinks historical fiction should come with a warning label and a counselling session A stirring, slightly feral classic: children, politics, and woodland survival — with the quiet reassurance that in the end, decency and determination still count for something, even if everyone is wearing boots and carrying muskets. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5848/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/children-of-the-new-forest-feb-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury Books 9781854712523 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5847 Churchill - A Biography by Martin Gilbert Churchill – A Biography (1979) by Martin Gilbert Chancellor Press ISBN: 0907486274 Condition: Good (dust jacket slightly curled at the top, otherwise in great shape) As sold by Crappy Old Books If you’re going to attempt to bottle the life of Sir Winston Churchill, you’d better bring a very large bottle. Fortunately, Martin Gilbert did not arrive with a thimble. He arrived with a tanker. This 1979 edition of Churchill – A Biography is not one of those “slim introductions” that suggests the Second World War was a minor scheduling inconvenience. No, this is Churchill in full technicolour — the speeches, the cigars, the brandy, the political wilderness years, the astonishing comebacks, the Gallipoli debacle, the bulldog scowl, the Nobel Prize, the relentless, almost theatrical sense of destiny. If Britain has ever had a lead actor as Prime Minister, this is your man. Gilbert, Churchill’s official biographer, doesn’t just recount events; he builds a cathedral of context. The young cavalry officer charging around the Empire. The ambitious parliamentarian switching parties with breezy confidence. The wartime leader standing on the edge of Europe muttering something about beaches and never surrendering. It’s all here — meticulously researched, exhaustively detailed, and yet surprisingly readable for something that contains enough footnote energy to power a small Midlands town. This particular copy is in good condition. The dust jacket has developed a slight curl at the top — perhaps bowing respectfully in the presence of history — but otherwise it’s in great shape. Clean, solid, and entirely ready to sit on your shelf looking weighty and impressive. It has that satisfying late-70s biography aura: serious, substantial, and faintly redolent of libraries that once enforced silence with real authority. There is something reassuring about owning a proper Churchill biography. It feels stabilising. When modern politics gets a bit… lively, you can glance at this volume and think, “Well, at least someone once addressed Parliament while simultaneously composing sentences that will be quoted for centuries.” Ideal for: Students of 20th-century history Aspiring speechwriters Lovers of grand narrative Anyone who suspects that “we shall fight on the beaches” deserves more than a motivational poster Not ideal for: Minimalists People allergic to detail Those seeking a quick pamphlet between episodes of something streaming This is Churchill at full stretch — flawed, formidable, indomitable — captured by the man who knew the archives better than anyone alive at the time. In short: a biography of a man who refused to be small, in a book that refuses to be either. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5847/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/churchill-a-biography-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chancellor Press 9780907486275 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5846 John Thompson - Do You Like em Then? by Stuart Archer and Bill Clark Ah yes. John Thompson – Do You Like ’Em Then? (2006) by Stuart Archer and Bill Clark Clark Art Ltd ISBN: 9780955259104 Condition: Very Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) There are books about football. There are books about art. And then there are books about John Thompson, Rotherham United’s most recognisable voice, wrapped in paint, humour and northern soul. Do You Like ’Em Then? is not a glossy Premier League corporate memoir. It is not ghost-written PR fluff. It is a celebration — affectionate, local, slightly irreverent — of a man whose voice boomed across Millmoor and beyond. If you know, you know. If you don’t, you’re about to. Stuart Archer and Bill Clark capture the atmosphere of lower-league football culture — the chants, the terraces, the stubborn pride of clubs that don’t have global marketing departments but do have character. Lots of it. The kind of character that comes with a microphone, a sense of humour, and a catchphrase that becomes folklore. This is football before everything became “content strategy.” Before every stadium announcer was rebranded as an “engagement facilitator.” Before someone decided that authenticity needed a consultant. Expect: Paintings and illustrations that feel rooted in real terraces. Anecdotes that smell faintly of Bovril and programme ink. The sort of humour that doesn’t need explaining. The title alone — Do You Like ’Em Then? — tells you what kind of book this is. It’s rhetorical. It’s cheeky. It’s proud. It’s Yorkshire. Condition-wise, this copy is Very Good. Clean, solid, perfectly respectable. The sort of book you could gift to a Rotherham supporter and watch their eyebrows lift in recognition. No nonsense. No drama. Just a well-kept slice of football culture. And here’s the quiet irony: Books like this rarely survive. They get bought by fans, thumbed to death, left on coffee tables, or quietly disappear into lofts. They are hyper-local, deeply specific, and therefore — in a mass-market world — wonderfully unnecessary. Which is precisely why they matter. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we rescue cultural artefacts that the algorithm forgot. Do you like ’em then? We rather think you might. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5846/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/john-thompson-do-you-like-em-then-feb-2026.jpg 22.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clark Art Ltd 9780955259104 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5845 Poets of The Great War - Robert Graves by Robert Graves Poets of the Great War: Robert Graves (2013) by Robert Graves Faber & Faber ISBN: 9780571320042 Condition: As New As sold by Crappy Old Books Here we have Robert Graves — soldier, survivor, poet, memoirist, professional dismantler of romantic illusions — presented in a crisp 2013 Faber edition that looks as though it has been waiting patiently on a shelf for the centenary to begin and for you to finally take it seriously. This is not the Great War as recruitment poster. Nor is it the Great War as tidy, commemorative heritage trail. Graves writes with the clarity of someone who was there and subsequently lost patience with nonsense. His poetry carries that peculiar mixture of lyric beauty and emotional restraint that seems uniquely British: mud rendered in metre, disillusionment in dignified stanzas, and horror translated into something almost deceptively civilised. Part of Faber’s handsome Poets of the Great War series, this volume gathers Graves’s wartime verse into a compact, accessible form. It’s the kind of book that manages to feel both academically respectable and quietly personal — equally at home on a university reading list or beside a well-thumbed copy of Goodbye to All That. Unlike many books about the First World War, this one does not shout. It observes. It remembers. It tightens its jaw and continues. Condition-wise, this copy is As New — which is rather fitting, given the age of the material within. The pages are clean, the binding firm, and the overall appearance suggests it has spent more time being admired than aggressively annotated in pencil by someone determined to locate metaphors for shell shock. Ideal for: Readers building a Great War poetry shelf Those who prefer understatement to bombast Students who want the verse without the library fines Anyone who suspects that the quietest voices often carry the sharpest truths Available now from Crappy Old Books, where history remains beautifully bound, occasionally sobering, and always worth reopening. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5845/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/robert-graves-feb-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571320042 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5844 The Champions Wimbledon 1987 by John Parsons The Champions: Wimbledon 1987 (1987) by John Parsons Aurum Press ISBN: 0948149728 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) This is Wimbledon as it liked to see itself in 1987: pristine grass, crisp whites, polite applause, and the quiet implication that civilisation may actually be held together by strawberries, rain delays, and a well-timed backhand. The Champions: Wimbledon 1987 is a glossy little time capsule from Aurum, documenting that year’s championships with the sort of photographic reverence normally reserved for royalty, steam engines, and cathedrals. It’s all here: the rituals, the theatre, the near-religious concentration, and the peculiar British ability to treat world-class athletic tension as something best observed with restrained facial expressions. John Parsons does what this series does best: collects the story of the tournament into a handsome, browseable artefact that feels like it should live on a coffee table next to a decanter and a slightly guilty feeling that you never really understood tennis scoring but nodded along anyway. You can flip through it for the highlights, the drama, the champions, the moments of brilliance… and the occasional reminder that hair, rackets, and photo colour have all moved on in ways no one predicted. Condition-wise, this copy is Good — it’s been enjoyed in the correct manner: opened, admired, revisited, and possibly used once or twice as evidence in an argument about whether “they don’t play like they used to.” It’s not pretending to be a shrink-wrapped museum piece; it’s a proper second-hand sports annual with a past and a purpose. Perfect for: Wimbledon devotees and tennis nostalgists Sports book collectors Anyone building a shelf of “annuals that feel oddly prestigious” People who like their history served with centre-court polish and a faint hint of summer rain Available now from Crappy Old Books — where even 1987 can still get a standing ovation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5844/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-champions-wimbledon-1987-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aurum 9780948149726 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5843 Colourful England by AN Court Colourful England (1971) by A. N. Court Jarrold ISBN: none (because 1971 had other priorities) Condition: Good — no dust jacket As sold by Crappy Old Books There are travel books, and then there are postcard declarations of national optimism. Colourful England belongs gloriously to the latter. Published in 1971, when Britain was simultaneously discovering modernity and stubbornly retaining tea-time, this is a photographic celebration of a country determined to look picturesque at all times. A. N. Court guides us through an England of cathedral spires, rolling countryside, market squares, fishing harbours, and improbably tidy villages. The skies are generous. The lawns are clipped. The cobbles gleam. You can practically hear the distant chime of church bells and the polite murmur of a cream tea being ordered. This is England before budget airlines democratised “abroad,” before high streets homogenised, before “heritage” became a managed industry. It is confident, slightly glossy, and unapologetically scenic. The photographs do most of the talking, while the captions—thoughtfully provided in French and German as well as English—suggest Jarrold had its eye on the continental admirer who wished to marvel at thatched roofs without linguistic inconvenience. The absence of a dust jacket does nothing to diminish its charm; if anything, it gives the book a slightly more stoic, no-nonsense air. The boards are solid, the contents clean, and the overall condition is a very respectable Good—as one would expect from a volume that has likely spent decades being gently opened for nostalgic reflection rather than rigorous academic interrogation. Ideal for: Lovers of mid-century British photography Collectors of regional travel books Anyone who enjoys the aesthetic of pre-digital colour printing Those who believe England looks best under a slightly overcast sky Available now from Crappy Old Books, where the countryside is always pastoral, the villages always charming, and the decades roll by in reassuringly saturated tones. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5843/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colourful-england-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jarrold no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5841 Sketching in Lead Pencil for Architects and Others by Jasper Salway Sketching in Lead Pencil for Architects and Others (1926) is a small, quietly bossy time-capsule from an era when “sketching” wasn’t a vibe, it was a discipline, and your pencil was expected to behave like a well-trained civil servant. Jasper Salway writes for the architect, the art student, and the determined amateur who has realised that drawing “a bit of a building” is not the same as making it look like a building. This is pre-render, pre-Photoshop, pre-“just fix it in post”. Instead you get practical, methodical guidance on how to make lines say what you mean: tone, texture, weight, and the mysterious alchemy of turning flat graphite into convincing space. It’s the kind of book that assumes you’re willing to do the work, and rewards you with that old-fashioned, deeply satisfying feeling that your hand is learning something your brain can’t quite explain yet. And yes, it’s 1926. The preface alone feels like a polite tap on the shoulder from the past: a world of draughting boards, measured calm, and the belief that careful technique is a form of character. If you like your instruction manuals with a side order of historical atmosphere, this one has it in spades. Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books. No ISBN (because it’s 1926 and the book refuses to participate in modern bureaucracy). A proper little companion for sketchers, architects, and anyone who’s ever wanted their pencil lines to look like they had a plan. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5841/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sketching-in-lead-pencil-for-architects-and-others-feb-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Batsford no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5840 The Damnable Question - A Study in Anglo-Irish Relations by George Dangerfield The Damnable Question – A Study in Anglo-Irish Relations (1976) George Dangerfield Quartet Books ISBN: 0704332523 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some historical topics come with neat edges, tidy timelines, and the reassuring sense that everyone eventually agreed. Anglo-Irish relations are not one of them. George Dangerfield’s The Damnable Question does not so much open a debate as stride into it, hat tilted, eyebrows raised, and say, “Right then — let’s untangle this properly.” Dangerfield, best known for The Strange Death of Liberal England, brings the same sharp, slightly theatrical prose to this exploration of Britain and Ireland’s long, complicated entanglement. This is not a dry recital of treaties and dates. It is history with pulse — politics with personalities — argument delivered with literary flair. You can practically hear the parliamentary benches creaking. The “damnable question” of the title is less a single issue and more a centuries-long knot of sovereignty, identity, religion, reform, rebellion, and the persistent British habit of thinking things will calm down if discussed at sufficient length. Spoiler: they did not. What makes this book endure is its tone. Dangerfield writes with authority but also with narrative energy. He understands that constitutional crises are, at heart, human dramas. Statesmen posture. Movements fracture. Compromises are struck. Compromises collapse. And through it all, the relationship lurches forward — never simple, rarely calm. The 1976 Quartet edition has that particular mid-70s academic aesthetic: serious cover, bold typography, and the faint sense that it might have been purchased by someone who intended to read it cover to cover over a winter term and then got distracted by events. Condition is Good. It shows the honest signs of having lived on a shelf rather than in a museum case — light wear, firm binding, entirely readable. A book that has likely been consulted, perhaps debated, possibly underlined with conviction. Ideal for: Readers of modern British and Irish political history Collectors of George Dangerfield Anyone who enjoys history that reads like unfolding drama Those who prefer their constitutional crises served with style Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even the most “damnable” questions eventually find a place on the shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5840/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-damnable-question-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Books 9780704332522 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5839 Fourth International - The Long March of the Trotskyists by Pierre Frank Fourth International – The Long March of the Trotskyists (1979) by Pierre Frank (Ink Links) ISBN: 0906133092 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) If you’ve ever looked at the 20th century and thought, “Yes, but what if we made it even more committee-heavy?”, then congratulations: you may be ready for Pierre Frank’s guided tour of Trotskyism’s most enduring hobby — continuing to exist. The Long March of the Trotskyists is exactly what it sounds like: a steady, determined trek through revolutions attempted, revolutions postponed, revolutions explained, and revolutions that definitely would have worked if everyone had just read the minutes properly. This isn’t the glossy, poster-waving version of radical politics. It’s the internal plumbing: factions, congresses, splits, reunifications, theoretical clarifications, tactical adjustments, and a heroic quantity of words dedicated to why the other lot got it wrong. And that’s the charm. It’s a book that treats ideological disputes with the seriousness of a family inheritance argument, except the inheritance is the correct interpretation of world history and everyone’s brought pamphlets. Frank writes with the confidence of someone who has seen the movement survive everything — repression, exile, war, disappointment, the passage of time, and the existential threat posed by other Trotskyists. Expect: A brisk march through key moments, key debates, and key people (with a special appreciation for the phrase “at this stage”). The sense that history is a battlefield, and the primary weapon is a carefully sharpened position paper. Plenty of explanation for why the revolution didn’t arrive on schedule, but also why it’s still definitely on its way, just… later, and possibly via a different route. Physically, this copy is in Good condition, which feels entirely appropriate: solid, presentable, and ready to be carried into the nearest discussion group, library shelf, or quiet personal moment of “I wonder what happened to all those movements that were absolutely certain.” Ideal for: Left-history collectors Political obsessives People who enjoy the sociology of movements as much as the movements themselves Anyone who likes their reading to come with a faint smell of stapled newsletters and principled disagreement Buy it for the history, keep it for the footnotes, and cherish it for the reminder that the longest march of all is sometimes just getting everyone to agree on the agenda. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5839/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-long-march-of-the-trotskyists-feb-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ink Links 9780906133095 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5838 Intellectual Property by Tim Press Intellectual Property (2017) Tim Press Oxford University Press ISBN: 9780198803881 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Ah yes. The glamorous world of injunctions, passing off, and the thrilling emotional rollercoaster that is trademark dilution. If you’ve ever thought, “I wish someone would clearly explain the difference between copyright subsistence and design right infringement,” then congratulations — you have found your people. This third edition of Concentrate: Intellectual Property is not here to waste your time. It knows you have exams. It knows you are tired. It knows you highlighted three chapters of Land Law and now regret your life choices. Tim Press steps in like a calm legal paramedic and says, “Right. Let’s sort this out.” Designed as a revision companion rather than a doorstop academic tome, this book distils the dense thicket of IP law into digestible, exam-ready clarity. Copyright. Patents. Trade marks. Confidential information. Passing off. The holy quartet of commercial disputes. It doesn’t try to be flashy; it tries to get you through the paper without weeping into your statute book. Oxford University Press polish is evident throughout. The layout is clean. The explanations are structured. The tone is reassuringly competent — like a tutor who won’t judge you for only just realising that “originality” in copyright does not mean what you think it means. There’s something quietly heroic about a revision guide. It exists for one purpose: to rescue you from panic. This one does so with bullet points, case summaries, and that particular shade of academic red that says “serious but efficient.” Condition is Good. It has clearly lived a life of marginal contemplation and perhaps the occasional determined underlining session. It remains clean, solid, and entirely serviceable — ready to shepherd another aspiring lawyer through the noble struggle of distinguishing between goodwill and reputation. Ideal for: Law students in need of clarity at speed Last-minute revisers People who enjoy the phrase “statutory interpretation” Anyone who wants to feel intellectually fortified Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even intellectual property eventually becomes physical property. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5838/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/intellectual-property-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198803881 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5836 Computer Science - An Instructional Manual by CS French Computer Science – An Instructional Manual (1980) by C. S. French D. P. Publications • ISBN: 0905435133 Condition: Fair As sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to 1980, when “computer science” still sounded slightly mysterious, slightly bureaucratic, and faintly like something you needed permission to study. Computer Science – An Instructional Manual is exactly what it says on the tin: a no-nonsense guide from the era of chunky keyboards, dot-matrix confidence, and the unshakeable belief that if you could master Boolean algebra you would be welcomed into the future like a minor deity. This is not a glossy modern “learn to code in 24 hours” book with cheerful cartoons and a companion website that no longer exists. This is a proper instructional manual: structured, earnest, and quietly intimidating. It assumes you are here to learn, not to be “inspired.” The cover alone is a time capsule: a purple haze of 80s seriousness, topped with a list of topics that reads like the syllabus of a nation preparing to digitise itself one worksheet at a time. Inside you’ll find the classic foundations: Computer language and operation (because computers were not yet pretending to be friendly) Applications (the idea that a computer might be useful) Boolean algebra and machine logic (the good, crunchy stuff) Data structures, iteration, files, translation (yes, translation — because everything used to feel like it needed translating) Statistical methods and simulation And that marvellous period phrase: analog and hybrid computers (because the future hadn’t decided what it wanted to be yet) There’s something deeply comforting about manuals like this. They belong to a world where knowledge had edges, learning had steps, and the machine did what you told it — provided you were precise, patient, and willing to accept that a missing semicolon could ruin your afternoon. (Some things never change.) Condition: Fair, as sold by Crappy Old Books. This copy has lived the instructional life. Expect wear, scuffing, and that general “I have been carried to class” vibe. It is not pristine, it is experienced — like a veteran of the computer lab, quietly judging your modern lack of respect for documentation. Perfect for: Retro-computing enthusiasts and syllabus archaeologists Teachers and collectors who love old technical ephemera Anyone who thinks modern tech culture could do with a little more rigour and fewer buzzwords People who want to see what “computer science” looked like before it became a lifestyle Buy it for the history. Buy it for the foundations. Buy it because there’s a certain joy in reading about “computer files” from a time when a file was an event, not a background process. A solid chunk of 1980 instructional seriousness — slightly battered, still determined to teach you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5836/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/computer-science-an-instructional-manual-feb-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books DP Publications 9780905435138 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5835 Great British Ghosts by Aidan Chambers Great British Ghosts (1974) by Aidan Chambers Piccolo • ISBN: 0330240706 Condition: Fair (a little bit chewed at the bottom of the spine) As sold by Crappy Old Books Britain: a small island with a very large relationship with damp weather, old buildings, and the comforting idea that someone is still haunting the place. Great British Ghosts (1974) is a gloriously vintage slice of spooky folklore from Piccolo — the era when paperbacks were thrown into schoolbags, read under blankets with torches, and discussed in playgrounds with absolute certainty that a cousin’s uncle had “actually seen one.” Aidan Chambers gathers classic British spectres and eerie tales into a proper old-fashioned ghostly tour: creaking staircases, ominous footsteps, cold spots, ruined abbeys, and the sort of restless spirits who clearly never got the memo about moving on. Expect the essentials: Castles with unfinished business. Ancient roads with late-night travellers who vanish at inconvenient moments. Phantom figures who appear briefly, dramatically, and with excellent timing. A national atmosphere of polite dread: Sorry to bother you, but I am also dead. It’s charmingly 1970s too — less “true crime podcast” and more “a good eerie story told with a straight face.” The tone is spooky but friendly, the kind of book that makes you glance at the dark corner of the room and then pretend you didn’t. Condition: Fair, as sold by Crappy Old Books. And yes — the bottom of the spine is a little bit chewed, which frankly feels thematically appropriate. Perhaps it was tested by a dog. Perhaps by a nervous reader. Perhaps by the ghosts themselves, bored of being ignored. Either way, it has lived. This is not a pristine collector’s shrine object. It’s a proper working ghost book — handled, carried, worried at the edges. The kind of paperback that has survived multiple minor hauntings and at least one domestic animal with strong opinions. Perfect for: Readers who like their folklore with a side of nostalgia. Anyone who believes the British Isles are 40% history and 60% “something odd happened there once.” People who enjoy being unsettled in a polite, traditional way. Those who think a slightly battered spine is a badge of authenticity. Buy it if you want a wonderfully old-school tour of Britain’s spectral back catalogue — the ghosts that linger in the margins, the stairwells, and the national imagination. Just don’t read it alone in an old house. Or do. Britain would approve. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5835/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-british-ghosts-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piccolo 9780330240703 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5834 Dads Dorothy by MB Manwell Dad’s Dorothy (1909) by M. B. Manwell The Religious Tract Society • No ISBN (Edwardian virtue required no barcode) Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Step aside, modern coming-of-age novels with your ambiguity and therapy. In 1909, character was built properly — preferably outdoors, occasionally in peril, and always under moral supervision. Dad’s Dorothy arrives from the Edwardian era, published by The Religious Tract Society — an organisation that did not deal in irony, but certainly dealt in improvement. This is wholesome fiction from a time when girls had pluck, fathers had authority, and life lessons arrived wrapped in fresh air and mild adversity. The cover alone is a triumph of early 20th-century earnestness: decorative borders, determined children, a hint of wholesome chaos. Dorothy herself appears mid-action, which is reassuring. One senses she will not faint delicately; she will cope. Inside you can expect: Youthful scrapes that build fortitude. Moral tests passed through good sense and sturdy boots. Family bonds reinforced with just enough narrative tension to justify the lesson. Dialogue that believes sincerely in decency. There is something utterly charming about books from this period. The stakes are serious but not apocalyptic. The drama is real but contained. The world may wobble, but it will right itself — preferably before tea. Published in 1909, this book predates two world wars, television, and the phrase “strong female character.” Dorothy does not need the label. She simply exists, determined and practical in the quietly reforming light of Edwardian values. It is the sort of story that would once have been read aloud in parlours. Or given as a prize for good attendance. Or placed in careful hands with the implicit instruction: “Be like this.” Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books. The boards show honest age — a warm, mellowed patina earned over more than a century. The binding is sound. The pages are toned with that gentle sepia that only time can provide. It has survived Edwardian optimism, the Great War, rationing, the Beatles, and broadband. That alone is impressive. Buy it for the period charm. Buy it for the illustration and decorative flourish. Buy it because sometimes it’s refreshing to visit a world where courage, duty, and kindness were printed with absolute confidence. An Edwardian tale of character, preserved — slightly scuffed, entirely intact, and still prepared to set a fine example. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5834/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dads-dorothy-feb-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Religious Tract Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5833 Developing Programmed Instructional Materials by James E Espich and Bill Williams Developing Programmed Instructional Materials (1967) by James E. Espich & Bill Williams Fearon Publishers • No ISBN (because 1967 did not require such things) Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Behold a book from that glorious mid-century moment when humanity looked at teaching and thought: What if we made it… systematic? Published in 1967 — when slide rules were serious, mainframes filled rooms, and optimism about “systems” was at peak levels — Developing Programmed Instructional Materials is a handbook for those who believed education could be engineered like a bridge. This is not merely a book about teaching. It is about designing learning like a machine. Espich and Williams guide you through the noble art of “programmed instruction” — the idea that knowledge can be broken into steps, sequenced with precision, and delivered in tidy cognitive increments. Students respond. Feedback is immediate. Reinforcement follows. Progress is measured. Everything behaves. In theory. Inside you’ll discover: Flowcharts of enlightenment. Objectives stated with military clarity. Behavioural outcomes you can practically laminate. The comforting belief that if you control the inputs, the outputs will behave themselves. It is a document from the golden age of instructional optimism — when B.F. Skinner was in the air, computers were looming on the horizon, and someone somewhere genuinely believed that if you sequenced information correctly, confusion would cease to exist. There’s something wonderfully earnest about it. The typography. The bold geometric cover. The confidence. It hums with 1960s belief in process, structure, and educational destiny. Ironically, in a world now ruled by algorithms, adaptive learning systems, and AI-driven content sequencing, this little 1967 manual feels less outdated than you might expect. It’s the paper ancestor of half the digital learning platforms currently charging subscription fees. Perfect for: Education historians who enjoy the smell of structured ambition. Teachers who suspect everything “new” is simply old ideas with better marketing. Designers of online courses who want to meet their intellectual grandparents. Anyone who loves the phrase “instructional objectives.” Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books. That means honest age. Slight toning. Possibly a few marks that suggest it once lived near a staff room. Binding sound, pages intact, ideas still briskly marching forward. It has not been programmed into oblivion. Buy it for the history. Buy it for the optimism. Buy it because somewhere between the flowcharts and reinforcement schedules lies the moment education decided it could be engineered — and hasn’t quite recovered since. A 1967 systems dream, preserved in paper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5833/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/developing-programmed-instructional-materials-feb-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fearon Publishers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5832 Zinny - The Zinzan Brooke Story by Alex Veysey Zinny – The Zinzan Brooke Story (1997) by Alex Veysey Rugby Publishing • ISBN: 0908630549 Condition: Very Good (no dust jacket, otherwise in very good condition) As sold by Crappy Old Books Before social media highlight reels. Before players had “brands.” Before rugby analysis involved telestration, drones and someone saying “physicality” every six seconds… There was Zinzan Brooke. This 1997 biography captures a time when rugby still smelled faintly of mud, liniment, and amateur stubbornness — and when one New Zealander with improbable skill and a name that sounded like a jazz improvisation rewrote what a No. 8 was allowed to do. Zinzan Brooke did not merely carry the ball. He galloped. He sidestepped like a man who had misplaced his wallet. He drop-kicked in World Cup semi-finals just to see if physics was feeling cooperative. He made forwards nervous about their job descriptions. Alex Veysey’s account takes you through: The rise of a farm-forged athlete from Taranaki. The All Blacks era when black jerseys meant something faintly mythic. The transition from amateur rugby to the professional dawn. The personality behind the hair, the grin, and the audacity. It’s a book from rugby’s hinge moment — 1990s, when the sport was shedding its gentlemanly club-room cardigan and discovering television contracts. Brooke stands right at that pivot: old-school toughness, new-school skill. This is not a glossy, overproduced modern sports memoir filled with ghost-written self-help aphorisms. It’s late-90s rugby writing — earnest, proud, occasionally reverential, and refreshingly free of corporate polish. Perfect for: Rugby purists who still mutter about “proper flank play.” Anyone who believes a forward should occasionally attempt the unexpected. Readers nostalgic for when international sport felt both epic and slightly chaotic. Coffee tables in homes where the haka is not merely theatre but memory. Condition: Very Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books. No dust jacket — because somewhere in 1998 someone decided they didn’t need it and that decision has echoed through time. Otherwise in very good condition: clean pages, firm binding, ready to be reopened and argued over. It has been respected, perhaps reread before a test match, possibly nodded at knowingly. Buy it for the rugby history. Buy it for the era. Buy it because occasionally a player comes along who makes even neutral spectators lean forward — and Zinzan Brooke was one of them. A 1997 snapshot of when rugby turned professional and one man made the No. 8 position look like performance art. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5832/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-zinzan-brooke-story-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rugby Publishing 9780908630547 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5828 Selected Poems by Tennyson Ah yes. Selected Poems (1927) by Alfred, Lord Tennyson, published by the ever-dignified Oxford University Press in a time when publishers still believed in cloth boards, proper paper, and the moral improvement of the nation. No ISBN, of course. ISBNs were still loitering somewhere in the future, probably having tea with decimalisation and the microwave oven. This is a book from an era when a “selected poems” meant someone in a tweed jacket had actually selected them, rather than an algorithm deciding you looked like the sort of person who might enjoy a bit of “The Charge of the Light Brigade” between oat-milk lattes. Inside, you will find the full Victorian emotional range: doomed maidens floating gently downstream, brooding knights staring moodily into the middle distance, bugles sounding across empire, and enough noble melancholy to keep a small cathedral supplied for Lent. Tennyson does not so much write poetry as unfurl it in long, dignified banners. You don’t read him; you process him ceremonially. And what a companion he is. Perfect for: Staring thoughtfully out of a rain-streaked window. Quoting at dinner parties to people who didn’t ask. Reminding yourself that longing used to be capitalised. Leaving conspicuously on a side table to imply depth. This 1927 edition has that particular inter-war sobriety about it. The binding is good, the pages lightly toned with the sort of age that suggests quiet shelf duty rather than dramatic attic survival. It feels solid. Earnest. Proper. The sort of book that expects you to sit upright while reading it. Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books. That means it has lived, but not recklessly. The corners may show a touch of civilised wear; the pages may have mellowed to a faint tea-stain hue. No nonsense, no melodrama — just nearly a century of quiet literary dignity. If you’ve ever wanted to own a slice of Victorian thunder filtered through 1920s restraint, this is it. A book that predates paperbacks, prefaces irony, and absolutely refuses to apologise for being serious. Buy it not because you need more poetry. Buy it because, occasionally, one should possess something that once believed in glory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5828/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tennyson-feb-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5827 The Complete Jack the Ripper by Donald Rumbelow There are bedtime reads. There are uplifting reads. And then there are books that make you double-check the locks and wonder why Victorian London seemed so committed to atmospheric fog. This is firmly in the third category. The Complete Jack the Ripper (1988) by Donald Rumbelow, published by Penguin Books, ISBN: 9780140173956. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books. If you’re going to wade into one of history’s most enduring, grimly fascinating mysteries, you might as well do it properly. Donald Rumbelow’s work is widely regarded as one of the definitive studies of the Whitechapel murders — not a sensationalist pamphlet, not a wild conspiracy scrapbook, but a meticulous, sober, deeply researched account of the case that refuses to go quietly into the archives. The late 19th century gave us many things: industrial progress, empire, questionable facial hair — and one of the most infamous unsolved criminal cases in modern history. Rumbelow approaches it with the patience of a historian and the restraint of someone who understands that real people, real lives, and real tragedies sit behind the mythology. Inside, you’ll find: detailed accounts of the canonical murders analysis of suspects (so many suspects) police investigations, missteps, and theories the social and economic context of Whitechapel at the time a reminder that “unsolved” does not mean “unscrutinised” What makes this book endure is its seriousness. It doesn’t lean into lurid melodrama; it leans into documentation. It acknowledges the grimness without turning it into spectacle. And yet, inevitably, you’ll still feel that chill of historical proximity — the unsettling knowledge that despite endless theories, the central question remains unanswered. It’s also a fascinating study in obsession. Over a century later, the case still generates books, tours, documentaries, heated arguments, and pub debates. This volume stands as one of the cornerstones of that entire subculture — the book that says, “Let’s look at the evidence again. Properly.” Condition: Good. A solid, readable copy with the sort of gentle wear you’d expect from a book that has likely been pored over thoughtfully. Pages intact, spine sound, no mysterious annotations in red ink. It has survived the decades rather more gracefully than many of the wilder theories within its orbit. Perfect for: true crime readers who prefer research over rumour history enthusiasts with a taste for the darker corners anyone who enjoys unsolved mysteries approached with rigour people who say “I just want the facts” and mean it Less suited to: the faint of heart readers looking for a cosy Victorian romp those who prefer their history uncomplicated and cheerful In short: a comprehensive, carefully researched deep dive into one of history’s most notorious cases — serious, methodical, and still chilling. A cornerstone text for anyone interested in understanding not just the mystery, but the context that allowed it to unfold. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even the darkest chapters of history arrive in perfectly readable condition — and with absolutely no fog included. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5827/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jack-the-ripper-feb-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140173956 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5825 Private Eyes Colemanballs 6 by Private Eye There are books that celebrate human achievement. There are books that chart progress, innovation, and excellence. And then there are books that lovingly document the exact opposite. Welcome to the glorious, forehead-slapping anthology that proves language is a fragile thing best handled away from live microphones. Private Eye’s Colemanballs 6 (1992) by Private Eye, published by Corgi, ISBN: 9780552139960. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books. For the uninitiated (how blissful your news consumption must be), “Colemanballs” is the affectionate term coined by Private Eye for spectacular verbal blunders — the kind uttered with total confidence by politicians, broadcasters, officials and assorted Very Serious People, only to collapse mid-air under the weight of their own logic. Think: statements that contradict themselves before they’ve finished metaphors so mixed they require emergency services numerical explanations that create entirely new branches of mathematics sentences that start boldly and end somewhere near confusion And this is Volume 6 — meaning humanity had already supplied five previous collections of public linguistic chaos. Comforting, in its way. What makes Colemanballs so enduringly brilliant is the simplicity of the concept: present the quote. Step back. Let it self-destruct. No need for elaborate commentary when someone has already done the work for you by insisting, with a straight face, that “we must go forwards into the past” or similar structural nonsense. The early 1990s were a particularly fertile time for such gems — a golden era when interviews were frequent, filters were minimal, and the tape kept rolling. The result is a time capsule of earnest mis-speaking, preserved in paperback form for your delight and mild despair. It’s the perfect book for: dipping into randomly when you need reassurance that even leaders of nations get their words in a tangle reading aloud to friends (best done in dramatic newsreader voice) reminding yourself that confidence and coherence are not always related Condition: Good. Which feels thematically appropriate. The copy itself is solid and entirely readable, possibly with the faint signs of being enjoyed by someone who appreciates the fine art of public verbal implosion. Pages intact. Blunders preserved. Dignity optional. Perfect for: fans of satire and political absurdity lovers of linguistic disasters anyone who’s ever misspoken and needed proof that it could have been worse people who think humour improves with a dash of institutional embarrassment Less suited to: those who demand flawless syntax from public figures anyone who cannot bear second-hand embarrassment people who think irony peaked in 1967 In short: a sharp, dry, gloriously petty collection of humanity’s most public verbal stumbles — curated with the quiet glee only Private Eye can muster. Equal parts time capsule and comedy goldmine. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we respect literature in all its forms — including the accidental kind. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5825/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colemanballs-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552139960 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5824 Simple Comforts by Mary Berry There are cookbooks that challenge you. There are cookbooks that intimidate you. And then there are cookbooks that look at you kindly, hand you a wooden spoon, and say, “Let’s just make something nice.” This is firmly the third kind. Simple Comforts (2020) by Mary Berry, published by BBC Books, ISBN: 9781785945076. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books. Mary Berry does not do culinary chaos. She does not do foams, smears, or “deconstructed” anything. What she does — with serene authority — is food that makes you feel like everything might actually be fine. Even if it’s raining. Even if you’ve had a day. Even if you forgot to defrost something and are now improvising. Simple Comforts is built around the idea that food should comfort first and impress second (though it will quietly manage both). These are the recipes you turn to when you want: proper puddings dependable roasts golden bakes that behave themselves dishes that feel like they belong on a real table, not a tasting menu It’s the culinary equivalent of putting on a well-loved jumper. Nothing shouty. Nothing theatrical. Just calm, capable cooking with ingredients you can pronounce and techniques that assume you are a sensible human with an oven, not a laboratory. There’s something beautifully reassuring about Mary Berry’s tone. You get the sense that if your sauce splits, she will not judge you. She will simply explain, clearly and kindly, how to fix it. Possibly while wearing a pastel blazer and radiating the sort of competence that could stabilise a small nation. This is 2020 comfort too — the year many of us rediscovered kitchens as refuges. The recipes reflect that spirit: familiar flavours, reliable methods, and dishes designed to gather people (or at least gather yourself) around something warm. Condition: Good. A solid, well-kept copy that looks ready for more kitchen duty. It may have been opened thoughtfully, perhaps even consulted mid-recipe, but it’s in good shape — no drama, no culinary trauma. Just dependable second-hand reassurance. Perfect for: home cooks who value clarity over culinary acrobatics bakers who trust in butter and balance anyone seeking edible therapy fans of comfort food done properly Less suited to: thrill-seekers chasing fermented air and edible gravel people who think “comfort” is a weakness those who insist on reinventing mashed potatoes In short: a warm, steady, deeply usable collection of recipes that does exactly what it says on the tin. Simple. Comforting. Reliable. The sort of book you’ll reach for on a Tuesday and still be using on a Sunday. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even comfort comes with a sensible discount — and absolutely no soggy bottoms. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5824/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/simple-comforts-feb-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BBC Books 9781785945076 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5823 I Heart Cupcakes by Next There are cookbooks that whisper politely about nutrition. There are cookbooks that talk about restraint. And then there are cookbooks that put a cupcake on the cover, add a heart to the title, and essentially declare: we are not here to discuss kale. I Heart Cupcakes (2010) by Next, published by Paragon, ISBN: 9781445410487. Condition: Fair. As sold by Crappy Old Books. (Stress mark to back cover, but nothing serious — much like most baking-related stress.) This is unapologetic cupcake energy. Peak 2010. The era when buttercream swirls were architectural, sprinkles were a personality trait, and every gathering required a baked good perched confidently in a paper case like it owned the room. Inside, you’ll find the full spectrum of cupcake ambition: classic vanilla and chocolate (the dependable overachievers) fruity numbers that pretend they’re refreshing extravagantly iced creations that require a steady hand and mild optimism decorative ideas that begin with “simple swirl” and end with you covered in icing and self-doubt The joy of cupcakes is their scale. They’re small. Individual. Democratically portioned. You can eat one without committing to a full cake situation. You can also eat three and call it “sampling.” This book understands that flexibility. And yes, there is something deeply comforting about a cupcake cookbook. It doesn’t pretend to change your life. It promises sugar, colour, and the deeply therapeutic act of piping frosting in dramatic spirals while ignoring emails. It is baking as mood management. Condition: Fair. Which feels entirely appropriate for a book that may have lived through actual cupcake production. There’s a stress mark on the back cover — nothing serious, just evidence that it has been opened, used, perhaps leaned on during a moment of decorative crisis. The pages remain perfectly readable and ready for more flour-dusted adventures. Think “experienced,” not “exhausted.” Perfect for: nostalgic bakers who remember when cupcakes ruled the earth weekend bakers with a sweet tooth and no fear of butter parents, students, office heroes, and anyone who needs portable joy people who believe frosting should be taller than the cake Less suited to: minimalists who consider icing “excessive” those suspicious of sprinkles anyone attempting to avoid joy in small paper cases In short: a cheerful, sugar-forward celebration of cupcakes in all their swirled, sprinkled glory. Slightly worn, entirely usable, and ready to help you create something that will disappear faster than your willpower. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even the baking books have survived a little stress — and still come out sweet. 🧁 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5823/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-heart-cupcakes-feb-2026.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paragon 9781445410487 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5821 Career Match - Connecting Who You Are with What Youll Love to Do by Shoya Zichy Choosing a career is famously simple. You just wake up at 17, calmly identify your lifelong calling, select the perfect job, and then glide through adulthood on a cloud of purpose, pensions, and tasteful office lighting. Easy. No confusion. No existential spirals in supermarket aisles. No late-night searches for “jobs for people who hate jobs.” Anyway, for those of us living in the real timeline, there’s this. Career Match – Connecting Who You Are with What You’ll Love to Do (2007) by Shoya Zichy, published by AMACOM, ISBN: 9780814473641. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books. This book is essentially a translator between two languages you’ve probably been forced to speak your whole life: Who you actually are (messy, nuanced, occasionally contradictory) What the world of work asks you to be (“team player,” “self-starter,” “thrives under pressure,” somehow also “chill”) Zichy’s big promise is right there in the title: if you can identify your genuine personality wiring — how you think, decide, cope, socialise, and recharge — you can stop trying to squeeze yourself into a career that looks good on paper but feels like wearing someone else’s shoes in the rain. Instead, you match yourself to work you’ll actually enjoy, or at least not fantasise about fleeing. Think of it as career guidance that doesn’t begin with “what are you good at?” and end with “have you considered accounting?” It’s more like: What motivates you? What drains you? Do you prefer people or projects? Big picture or details? Do you love structure or immediately attempt to escape it like a cat in a harness? And from there, it builds a map of roles and environments where you’re more likely to thrive — not just survive until Friday. The tone is practical and self-reflective rather than aggressively “hustle.” There’s a welcome undercurrent of: you are not broken, you are just mismatched. Which is soothing, because the alternative explanation many of us default to is: I am lazy and everyone else is coping better. (Spoiler: they are also Googling things at 1am.) It’s especially handy if you: feel vaguely allergic to your current job but can’t articulate why keep changing roles and ending up with the same frustrations have a CV that suggests “versatile” but your nervous system suggests “please stop” want to choose a direction without doing the classic dartboard method Condition: Good. A solid, readable copy with the kind of wear that suggests it has been consulted in earnest — possibly during a transitional moment involving a spreadsheet, a cup of tea, and a long stare into the middle distance. It’s in good nick and ready to be your calm, slightly nosy companion as you work out what you actually want. Perfect for: career changers, job hunters, and the quietly dissatisfied graduates who have realised “follow your passion” is not an actionable plan people who keep thinking “there must be something that fits better than this” anyone who wants self-knowledge that translates into real-world options Less suited to: those who already have a calling, a corner office, and inner peace people who dislike introspection, nuance, or being accurately described by a questionnaire anyone committed to choosing jobs solely by vibes and proximity to snacks In short: a smart, structured guide to lining up personality with work — because liking your job shouldn’t be treated as an exotic luxury item. If you’re tired of guessing and hoping, this is the kind of book that helps you make a plan with your actual self in mind. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even your next life direction can come lightly second-hand, sensibly priced, and without the terrifying commitment of a brand-new notebook. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5821/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/career-match-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amacom 9780814473641 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5819 The Book You Want Everyone You Love To Read by Philippa Perry Some books promise to change your life. This one gently suggests that your life might improve if, for example, you stopped having the same argument in different outfits. And then—crucially—it gives you a few ways to do that without moving to a cabin or “cutting out toxic people” like you’re pruning a houseplant. The Book You Want Everyone You Love To Read (2023) by Philippa Perry, published by Cornerstone Press, ISBN: 9781529918434. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books. The title is doing a lot of work, isn’t it? It’s the literary equivalent of sliding a book across the table and saying, “No pressure… but this might help.” Which is to say: it’s a relationship book, but not the kind that demands you transform into a serene communications robot who never gets defensive and always speaks in perfectly timed “I feel” statements. Philippa Perry’s approach is more human: warm, practical, gently funny, and refreshingly uninterested in pretending relationships are tidy. This book is about the messy, daily mechanics of loving people: why we react the way we do (often unhelpfully, often on autopilot) how we miscommunicate with surgical precision how old patterns sneak into new relationships wearing a fake moustache how to argue better (or at least argue in a way that doesn’t end with someone announcing they’re “fine” in a tone that could curdle milk) It’s also a book that understands the secret truth of “relationship advice”: most of it is not about the other person being wrong, it’s about you being triggered, tired, hungry, scared, or quietly convinced you’re about to be abandoned because of something that happened in 1997. Perry has a knack for laying that out without making you feel like a terrible person. More like: a normal person with a nervous system and some history. And yes, you’ll read passages and think: “Oh. That’s me.” “Oh no. That’s definitely me.” “Wait, is that also my partner?” “Should I casually leave this open on the sofa?” (Answer: of course you should. Subtlety is a cherished relationship skill.) Condition: Good. Solid, readable, presentable — the kind of copy that looks like it’s been owned by someone who actually intended to improve their emotional literacy, rather than just buying the book and hoping osmosis would do the rest. Expect a dependable second-hand companion for self-reflection, sofa reading, and quietly diagnosing your own conversational habits mid-sentence. Perfect for: anyone in a relationship (romantic, family, friend, colleague, person you share a kitchen with) people who want to communicate better without becoming a therapist those who suspect they might be repeating patterns but would like to do it less gift-buyers with good intentions and a brave heart Less suited to: people who firmly believe they are always right and have never overreacted anyone allergic to self-awareness those who prefer conflict resolution via sulking, door-slamming, or “nothing’s wrong” In short: a smart, kind, quietly game-changing book about how we love, how we mess it up, and how we can do better — without pretending we’re perfect. You’ll want everyone you love to read it, yes. And then you’ll realise the punchline is that you probably need to read it too. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we sell pre-owned wisdom with a bit of shelf wear and absolutely no judgement. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5819/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-book-you-want-everyone-you-love-to-read-feb-2026.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cornerstone Press 9781529918434 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5818 The High School Reunion Diet - Younger Thinner and Smarter in 30 Days by David Colbert Ah, the high school reunion: the only social event powerful enough to make fully grown adults suddenly care about posture, jawlines, and whether “business casual” can conceal existential dread. Enter this book, striding in like an overconfident life coach with a stopwatch and a clipboard, promising you can be “Younger, Thinner and Smarter in 30 Days.” (And honestly, if it also offered “less bothered,” we’d all be on chapter one already.) The High School Reunion Diet – Younger Thinner and Smarter in 30 Days (2011) by David Colbert, published by Simon & Schuster, ISBN: 9781439128633. Condition: Fair. As sold by Crappy Old Books. This is diet culture with a very specific deadline and a very specific villain: Kyle from Year 11 who got hot and now owns three gyms. Or perhaps it’s not Kyle. Perhaps it’s your own brain, whispering “what if everyone looks amazing and you turn up looking… like someone who enjoys bread?” Either way, this book understands the reunion panic and weaponises it for motivational purposes. It’s essentially a 30-day glow-up boot camp disguised as a wellness plan, built around the idea that nothing focuses the mind like the prospect of being asked, “So… what have you been up to?” while you’re holding a plastic cup of wine and trying to remember if anyone you once fancied still exists. The hook is simple: in one month, you can sharpen up physically and mentally — the double threat. Not just thinner, but smarter too, because nothing says “I’m thriving” like casually dropping a well-rested, hydrated insight into conversation while someone else is still discussing their commute. Expect a mix of: practical health and nutrition advice (the “do this, not that” genre) encouragement to reset habits, routines, and general life chaos the kind of motivational tone that assumes you are ready to become your best self immediately, preferably before breakfast an underlying vibe of: you can do this, and also, time is running out Is it charmingly intense? Yes. Is it slightly hilarious that “reunion” is used like a medical emergency? Also yes. But does a clear 30-day plan appeal to the part of the human psyche that loves a countdown? Absolutely. Condition: Fair. Which, frankly, is thematically perfect. A book about reinvention, second chances, and showing up anyway? A “fair” copy is living the message. It’s been read, handled, possibly highlighted, possibly tossed into a tote bag on the way to a gym that was visited exactly once. Expect visible wear, maybe some creasing, maybe a bit of that lived-in feel — but still perfectly readable, still ready to deliver its brisk little pep talks and 30-day promises. Perfect for: anyone with an upcoming reunion, wedding, holiday, or mild existential crisis procrastinators who need a deadline to become a person readers who like wellness plans with structure, urgency, and a faint whiff of revenge-glow people who enjoy self-improvement with a side of humour (intentional or not) Less suited to: those who have made peace with the concept of ageing (teach us your ways) anyone who refuses to measure life in 30-day chunks people who think the best reunion strategy is “don’t go and eat nachos instead” In short: a very specific, very 2011, very “let’s get it together immediately” guide for looking and feeling sharper on a deadline. Buy it, read it, laugh a little, and then maybe do one of the things it suggests — or at least carry it conspicuously like a threat. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we specialise in pre-owned ambition, slightly scuffed optimism, and the comforting knowledge that everyone is winging it — even the thin ones. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5818/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-high-school-reunion-diet-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9781439128633 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5817 So Much Things to Say - The Oral History of Bob Marley by Roger Steffens Some biographies tell you what happened. This one lets everyone who was actually there lean in, light a metaphorical cigarette, and say, “Right… so here’s how it really was.” Which is exactly what you want when the subject is Bob Marley: a man who became a symbol so large it almost floats away from the human being who made the music in the first place. So Much Things to Say – The Oral History of Bob Marley (2018) by Roger Steffens, published by Norton, ISBN: 9780393355925. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books. This isn’t a neat, single-author narrative where one voice shepherds you politely from birth to legend. It’s an oral history — a collage of voices, memories, arguments, insights, side-eye, admiration, and the occasional “you had to be there.” It’s Marley refracted through the people around him: family, bandmates, friends, collaborators, witnesses, fellow travellers. The result feels less like a museum plaque and more like sitting in a room where the story is still alive, still debated, still human. And that’s the point. Bob Marley is almost impossible to write about without drifting into incense-scented mythology. This format drags the story back into the real world — where genius is mixed with hard work, ego, politics, poverty, ambition, faith, love, conflict, humour, fear, and the relentless machinery of fame. You get the texture of a life and a scene, not just the poster version. The music is there, obviously, but so is the industry, the island, the international stage, and the people who carried it all with him. Expect: firsthand recollections that make the era feel immediate multiple perspectives on the same events (because memory is a messy instrument) the rise of reggae as lived experience, not just “important cultural movement” Marley as musician, leader, icon, and occasionally complicated human being It’s the kind of book that makes you realise how strange fame is: one person writes songs in a specific place, and a few decades later half the planet thinks those songs belong to everyone. Which is both beautiful and slightly alarming. Condition: Good. A solid, readable copy with the usual signs of being owned by someone who probably played at least one Marley track immediately after reading a few pages, just to “check something.” It’s been handled, not harmed. It’s ready for another round of reverent flipping and spontaneous playlist-making. Perfect for: Marley listeners who want depth beyond the greatest hits reggae obsessives and music-history nerds anyone who likes their biography served as voices rather than verdicts people who understand that legends are built from human moments Less suited to: those seeking a quick, tidy narrative with a clear “moral” anyone allergic to the messiness of real-life recollection people who want Marley as a saint rather than a man In short: a richly layered, voice-driven portrait of Bob Marley that feels intimate even when it’s dealing with iconography on an international scale. It’s history with breath in it. Available from Crappy Old Books, where we can’t promise enlightenment — but we can promise the right kind of book to make you put the kettle on, turn the volume up, and start listening properly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5817/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/so-much-things-to-say-feb-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norton 9780393355925 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5816 The Perils and Pitfalls of Horse Ownership by Johanna Sharpe Ah, horse ownership. The hobby that begins with an innocent thought like “I’ve always loved horses” and ends with you Googling “how to remove dried mud from literally everything I own” at 2am while holding a broken headcollar and questioning your life choices. If that feels… familiar… then welcome. You’ve found your people. And, more importantly, you’ve found this book. The Perils and Pitfalls of Horse Ownership (2016) by Johanna Sharpe, published by Callisto Green, ISBN: 9781909985131. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books. This is not one of those dreamy, slow-motion, wind-in-the-mane, cinematic horse books where everyone is inexplicably clean and nobody ever has to wrestle a damp rug in sideways rain. This is the other horse book. The honest one. The one that looks you straight in the eye and says, “You wanted a horse. Congratulations. Now meet the consequences.” Johanna Sharpe delivers what the title promises: a tour through the glorious chaos of horse ownership, where: plans are made in good faith and destroyed by weather, your bank account becomes a tragic comedy, your horse develops a mysterious limp five minutes before a big event, and you learn that “quick trip to the yard” is a phrase with no basis in reality. It’s a handbook for survival, a reality check wrapped in humour, and a gentle reminder that horses are basically large, lovable conspiracy machines designed to generate unexpected expenses. You will nod. You will laugh. You may wince. You may experience a strange sense of relief that it’s not just you. And yet—despite all this—horse people keep going back. Because somewhere between the lost gloves, the emergency vet calls, the inexplicable stains and the mud that has achieved a kind of spiritual permanence, there’s that moment: the quiet nicker, the soft nose, the ride that finally clicks, the feeling that this ridiculous, beautiful creature is worth it. This book understands that paradox. It doesn’t try to cure you. It just helps you cope. Condition: Good. Which feels poetically appropriate for a book about horse ownership, because “good” is also how most horse owners describe life while standing in a puddle, holding a tangled lead rope, and insisting they’re having a great time. Expect a solid, readable copy: it’s been around, it’s seen things, it’s still standing — much like you, after a winter season. Perfect for: New horse owners who still believe in “budgeting” Long-time horse owners who need validation and a laugh Friends/family of horse owners who want to understand the madness Anyone considering buying a horse and still smiling Less suited to: People who dislike mud, unpredictability, or emotional commitment to unpredictable mud-generators Anyone who wants their hobbies calm, affordable, and dry In short: a witty, practical, gently savage companion for anyone who’s ever owned, loaned, leased, rescued, shared, borrowed, or otherwise been emotionally blackmailed by a horse. Buy it, read it, and feel seen. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we specialise in the kind of second-hand wisdom that arrives slightly scuffed, entirely honest, and weirdly comforting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5816/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-perils-and-pitfalls-of-horse-ownership-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Callisto Green 9781909985131 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5815 For The Love Of Horses by Kelly Wilson There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like horses, and those who have never accidentally fallen into a YouTube spiral of “girl whispers to anxious horse, everyone cries”. This book is for the first group, and it will probably convert the second. For The Love Of Horses (2014) by Kelly Wilson, published by Random House, ISBN: 9781775536765. Condition: Very Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books. This is a glossy, heartfelt love letter to horses — not the distant, museum-display kind, but the real ones: warm-breathed, mud-splattered, emotionally complicated animals who can read your mood faster than you can invent an excuse for being late. Kelly Wilson’s angle is less “stiff upper lip at the stable” and more “these creatures might actually be running the whole show, and we’re just lucky to be allowed near them.” Expect plenty of horse-centred wisdom: trust, patience, partnership, connection. The kind of stuff that sounds like it should be printed on a motivational poster, except it’s grounded in the very practical reality that you cannot out-argue a 500kg animal with opinions. Horses do not care about your spreadsheets. They care about your energy, your body language, and whether you’ve arrived with snacks. It’s humbling. It’s possibly character-building. It’s definitely the sort of relationship that makes humans quietly reassess themselves. The book’s charm is that it understands the horse obsession properly. Horses aren’t a hobby. They are a lifestyle decision disguised as an interest. They absorb time, money, emotional bandwidth, and the occasional dignity. They produce, in return, that strange mixture of calm and exhilaration that makes people say things like “it’s not just riding, it’s a bond” with total sincerity. And you know what? They’re not wrong. Condition: Very Good. This copy is clean and well-kept, the sort of book that looks like it has been respected, admired, and possibly sighed over on a quiet evening while someone dreamt of paddocks and open skies. If it’s been near a stable, it’s been near one in spirit rather than in the literal sense of being dropped in a feed bucket. Perfect for: Horse people (you know who you are) Would-be horse people (dangerous, this may tip you over the edge) Anyone who finds peace in big animals with bigger feelings Gift-buyers seeking something wholesome and guaranteed to be appreciated Less suited to: People who think animals are “just animals” Anyone allergic to joy, hay, or earnest admiration Those who believe hobbies should be affordable and tidy In summary: a warm, enthusiastic, horse-loving read that celebrates the magic of equine companionship without pretending it’s all elegant silhouettes and cinematic gallops. It’s also about mud, patience, trust, and the inexplicable fact that horses can fix your mood in about thirty seconds. Available from Crappy Old Books, where we respect all passions — including the ones that smell faintly of saddle soap and life choices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5815/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/for-the-love-of-horses-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Random House 9781775536765 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5814 Mr Men - Little Miss - Advent Calendar Storybook Collection by Mr Men Ah yes. The festive collision of sugar, nostalgia, cardboard engineering and the quiet parental optimism that this year we will do December properly. Mr Men – Little Miss – Advent Calendar Storybook Collection (2021), by Mr Men (yes, collectively, as a hive mind of round-headed moral instruction), published by HarperCollins, ISBN: 9780755504503. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books. This is not merely a book. It is a December strategy. Behind twenty-four tiny doors (each one more structurally ambitious than the last) lies a short story featuring those geometrically improbable personalities who have been teaching British children about emotions since before mindfulness was monetised. Mr Tickle, Little Miss Sunshine, Mr Grumpy, and their emotionally transparent colleagues return to gently explain life, friendship, sharing, and seasonal goodwill in bite-sized instalments calibrated to last exactly as long as a small human’s attention span in the presence of chocolate. It is festive discipline disguised as fun. Each day delivers a mini-story — just enough narrative to create anticipation without triggering bedtime rebellion. You could binge it in one sitting, of course. We are not judging. But the spirit of the thing is ritual: open door, extract story, deploy gentle lesson, attempt calm December. The illustrations are gloriously bold, unapologetically primary-coloured, and entirely free of irony — which makes them delightfully ironic when viewed by adults who grew up with these characters and now find themselves quoting Mr Happy while calculating energy bills. Condition: Good. The doors open. The pages turn. The corners have perhaps known the touch of small hands and enthusiastic Decembers past. It has lived. It has advented. It is ready to advent again. Perfect for: Parents attempting structured festivity Grandparents playing the long nostalgia game Adults who secretly still like Mr Tickle Anyone who believes December should arrive in manageable instalments Less suited to: Minimalists People who open all 24 doors on 1 December and call it “efficiency” The spiritually cynical In short, this is Christmas in digestible segments. A literary advent calendar where the chocolate is replaced with emotional regulation and cheerful moral geometry. Add it to your festive pile. Open responsibly. Or recklessly. It’s December — the rules bend. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even seasonal wholesomeness has a slightly ironic resale value. Complete with all 24 books inside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5814/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mr-men-little-miss-advent-calendar-feb-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780755504503 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5813 Lost London by Hermione Hobhouse Lost London (1976) by Hermione Hobhouse (MacMillan London), ISBN: 0333198263 Condition: Very Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books There are books about London that celebrate it. There are books about London that romanticise it. And then there is Lost London, which does something far more unsettling: it calmly and methodically reminds you how much of the city has already vanished. Hermione Hobhouse does not rant. She does not wave placards. She simply documents — with the cool authority of someone who knows exactly what was there before the wrecking ball arrived — the streets, squares, churches, markets and entire architectural ecosystems that were quietly erased in the name of progress. Georgian terraces that survived the Blitz but not planners. Victorian splendours that lost out to car parks. Whole districts levelled not by bombs, but by improvement. Published in 1976, this is a book born of that peculiar post-war moment when Britain had finally paused long enough to realise that “modernisation” sometimes meant demolition. It captures the uneasy aftermath — a city half proud of its reinvention, half horrified at what it had sacrificed. The photographs alone are enough to make you squint at the present-day skyline and mutter, “They knocked that down?” Hobhouse’s prose is measured but pointed, scholarly but human. She writes not as a nostalgic sentimentalist, but as a historian of urban amnesia — cataloguing absences with forensic calm. It is, in its way, the architectural equivalent of reading an old share certificate: tangible evidence that value once existed in brick and stone, only to be written off as obsolete. Markets fluctuate. So, it turns out, do cities. This copy is in Very Good condition. Clean, solid, and remarkably well preserved for a book concerned with disappearance. The pages are crisp, the binding sound, and it has clearly avoided the fate of the buildings within its covers. No dramatic subsidence. No structural collapse. A survivor, appropriately. Perfect for lovers of London, students of urban history, architectural mourners, or anyone who enjoys discovering that the city they thought they knew has already lived several previous lives. A quiet, elegant elegy — rescued from oblivion, unlike so much of what it records — and offered, with mild irony and affection, by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5813/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lost-london-feb-2026.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan London 9780333198261 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5812 Learn Golf Backwards by Reg Knight Learn Golf Backwards (1965) by Reg Knight is exactly the sort of title that makes you pause mid-swing and wonder whether the entire sporting establishment has been doing it wrong all along. Golf, as we are constantly reminded, is a game of tradition, etiquette, and quietly simmering despair. It is played in fresh air, with polite shoes, and a deeply personal relationship with frustration. So when along comes a book in 1965 suggesting that perhaps the best way to master this ancient torment is to learn it backwards, one can only admire the audacity. What does it mean to learn golf backwards? Does one begin on the 18th green and work one’s way toward the clubhouse? Does one perfect the putt before daring to look at a driver? Does one approach the tee already apologising for the shot one hasn’t yet mis-hit? Whatever Reg Knight’s exact pedagogical gymnastics, the title alone promises a refreshing departure from the usual solemn diagrams of grip, stance, and moral fortitude. This is mid-1960s golf instruction: calm, sensible, and delivered with that confident British tone which suggests that improvement is simply a matter of discipline and a mildly adjusted wrist. No slow-motion drone footage. No sports psychologists. No biomechanical analysis. Just reasoned explanation and the reassuring belief that if you understand the logic of the game from the hole backwards, everything else will obediently fall into place. There is something beautifully ironic about it. Most golfers spend their lives replaying their mistakes in reverse anyway. Knight simply formalises the habit. Condition (Good, and clearly not used as a sand wedge) This copy is in Good condition, which is impressive considering how many golf manuals spend their twilight years in the boot of a car or under a pile of scorecards. The binding is sound, the pages clean, and it carries itself with the steady confidence of a book that has survived decades without being hurled into a bunker in despair. It presents nicely — a tidy survivor from a time when instruction manuals assumed you were capable of improvement without motivational slogans. Why you want it Because it’s a charming relic of sporting optimism. A moment when golf could still be solved by rearranging the order of learning, rather than purchasing three new clubs and blaming the wind. Perfect for: vintage golf enthusiasts collectors of mid-century sporting books anyone who enjoys the idea of intellectualising a fundamentally irrational pastime golfers who suspect they have, in fact, been playing backwards all along Crappy Old Books offers it with quiet pride: a 1965 guide to mastering the most politely infuriating game ever invented — by simply starting at the end and working your way back to dignity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5812/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/learn-golf-backwards-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5811 Executive Programs and Operating Systems by G Cuttle and PB Robinson Executive Programs and Operating Systems (1970) by G. Cuttle and P. B. Robinson is a title that sounds faintly corporate, faintly technical, and entirely determined to bring order to machines that, at the time, were roughly the size of a respectable wardrobe. This is 1970 — the era when computing meant serious rooms, raised floors, spools of tape, and the steady hum of hardware that looked as though it had been designed by an architect with a fondness for rectangles. The “executive program” wasn’t someone in a suit making decisions in a boardroom; it was the supervisory layer of a computer system — the part that kept everything organised, scheduled, allocated, and (one hoped) not on fire. In other words: this book is about the unseen management class of the machine world. Cuttle and Robinson approach their subject with the calm authority typical of early technical publishing from MacDonald–Elsevier. There is no breathless futurism here. No silicon valley swagger. No friendly mascots encouraging you to “click here.” Instead, you get structured prose, careful explanations, and that unmistakable 1970s tone that implies competence is achievable if you just read closely and stop panicking. This is the age when operating systems were still being worked out. Batch processing versus time-sharing. Resource allocation. Interrupt handling. Job control. Memory management. The great intellectual puzzle of persuading an extremely expensive machine to juggle multiple tasks without sulking. It’s the foundation layer of modern computing — long before “update required” became a daily ritual. And there is something deliciously ironic about reading this today. We now carry operating systems in our pockets that manage billions of instructions per second, yet still find ways to freeze when we most need them. Back in 1970, the ambition was grand but measured: build a system that can supervise programs sensibly, efficiently, and predictably. One almost misses that quiet optimism. Condition (Good, and appropriately supervisory) This copy is in Good condition, which feels entirely appropriate for a book about orderly control. The binding is firm, the pages are clean, and it presents with the dignified air of something that once sat on the desk of someone who genuinely cared about interrupts and scheduling policies. It hasn’t been reduced to a doorstop for a server rack. It hasn’t been annotated into chaos. It has simply survived — like a well-run system should. Why you want it Because this is not just a technical manual; it’s an artefact of computing’s formative years. A moment when operating systems were not taken for granted, but studied, debated, and engineered with almost philosophical seriousness. It’s also a reminder that behind every glossy interface lies a deeply structured, rule-bound executive quietly keeping things in line. Perfect for: collectors of vintage computing texts operating system enthusiasts who like their history foundational programmers curious about how the discipline began anyone nostalgic for technical books that assume you’re capable of thinking Crappy Old Books offers it as a solid survivor from the dawn of system-level seriousness — a 1970 guide to the machinery that keeps the machinery running. Calm, methodical, and faintly majestic in its belief that if we can just organise the programs properly, everything will be fine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5811/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/executive-programs-and-operating-systems-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald - Elsevier 9780356028040 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5810 Introduction to Operating Systems by AJT Colin Introduction to Operating Systems (1971) by A. J. T. Colin is a charmingly understated title for a subject that is, in reality, the invisible stage manager of modern life. Operating systems are the reason anything works at all, yet they rarely get applause. They just stand in the wings, shuffling tasks, managing memory, and quietly preventing everything from collapsing into chaos — a bit like a competent civil servant, but with fewer tea breaks and more interrupts. And this is 1971, when “operating system” didn’t mean a colourful interface and a friendly app store. It meant big machines, serious institutions, and the thrilling possibility that your expensive computer might be persuaded to do more than one thing without having a nervous breakdown. This is the era of batch jobs, time-sharing, job control, scheduling, spooling, and the sort of concepts that sound dry until you realise they’re basically the rules that stop a computer from turning into a very fast paperweight. Colin’s approach is wonderfully of its time: methodical, clear, and quietly confident that the reader is capable of learning difficult things without being emotionally coddled. There are no “quick wins” here. No motivational graphics. No friendly mascots. Just proper explanations, likely accompanied by diagrams that look like they were drawn with a ruler and a firm belief in correctness. The real joy is that this book captures the moment when computing was transitioning from “one program, one machine, one job” into something more ambitious — systems that could share resources, keep order, and serve multiple users without collapsing into a queue of despair. In other words, it’s about teaching the computer to behave like a well-run building rather than a single-use workshop. And yes, there’s something deliciously ironic about reading a 1971 operating systems textbook now, in a world where your phone is running an OS capable of doing roughly everything except making you feel calm. Back then, the grand challenge was allocating memory. Today, the grand challenge is stopping your operating system from politely suggesting you “try a mindfulness app” while it updates itself in the background. Condition (Good, and proudly functional) This copy is in Good condition — the ideal state for a book about systems doing their job properly. It presents well, holds together firmly, and has clearly survived the decades without being used as a doorstop for a server room. If it has any signs of age, they’re the honest kind: a bit of mellowing, a bit of history, but still solid, readable, and ready for another round of education. Why you want it Because it’s vintage computing with real substance. This isn’t nostalgia for blinking lights — it’s the intellectual infrastructure that made modern computing possible. It’s also a brilliant artefact for anyone who enjoys the deep mechanics of how machines are organised, controlled, and prevented from fighting over resources like toddlers in a toy shop. Perfect for: collectors of classic computing texts operating-systems nerds and students who like seeing the foundations programmers who enjoy the archaeology of “how we got here” anyone who suspects the world is run by scheduling, queues, and polite rules Crappy Old Books offers it as a clean, sturdy survivor from the age of mainframes and disciplined prose — a 1971 guide to the unseen system that keeps the whole machine from falling apart. Which, frankly, is also what we all want. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5810/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/introduction-to-operating-systems-feb-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald - American Elsevier 9780356038681 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5809 Use of Files by DR Judd Use of Files (1973) by D. R. Judd is one of those gloriously straight-faced titles that could only come from the era when computing was a serious business conducted in serious rooms by serious people who didn’t want excitement, they wanted order. Not “content.” Not “data.” Not “the cloud.” Just… files. Plain, sensible, obedient files, lined up and doing what they’re told. And yet, behind this modest title lurks the beating heart of modern life. Because whether you’re running a bank, an airline, a national insurance scheme, or simply trying to stop your own paperwork from multiplying like rabbits, everything eventually becomes a question of: where do we put the information, how do we find it again, and how do we stop it becoming a disaster? In 1973, “files” meant more than a folder on your desktop. It meant systems. Structures. Records. Access patterns. The thrilling administrative romance of making information behave. This is the kind of book that sits quietly at the foundation of civilisation, like plumbing: unglamorous, essential, and only truly appreciated when it fails catastrophically. Judd writes with that wonderfully calm, slightly stern technical tone of the early 1970s — a period when documentation assumed the reader was competent, attentive, and not emotionally fragile. There’s no “quick start.” No “in five easy steps.” No motivational pep talk. Just a steady, methodical explanation of how to organise and handle information properly, in an age when storage was expensive, memory was small, and every choice had consequences. The book has the faint aura of the mainframe: humming, reliable, quietly judging you. And the irony, of course, is delicious. Fifty years later we are drowning in files. Files everywhere. Files inside files. Files you didn’t create and can’t delete. Files auto-synced, duplicated, cached, versioned, and politely resurrected by a service you cancelled in 2019. We live in a world where the use of files is no longer a technical question but a moral one. Which is why this book is such a satisfying artefact: it captures the moment when people still believed that with enough careful thought, the file problem could be solved. Condition (Good, like a well-kept cabinet) This copy is in Good condition — fittingly tidy for a book about keeping things tidy. It presents well, holds together properly, and has clearly not spent its life face-down under a coffee mug. It looks like it has been respected, perhaps even consulted, and then sensibly returned to its place — the highest praise any book on files can receive. Why you want it Because it’s a crisp, practical slice of early information-systems thinking — and a time capsule from the age when the digital world was being built with caution and discipline, rather than apps that ask for your contacts “for a better experience.” Perfect for: collectors of vintage computing and information science anyone who loves obscure but foundational technical books people who enjoy the quiet grandeur of systems and structure the sort of reader who finds comfort in indexes, headings, and orderly thinking Crappy Old Books offers Use of Files exactly as intended: solid, sensible, and quietly important. A 1973 manual for the management of information — from back when we still believed information could be managed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5809/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/use-of-files-feb-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald - American Elsevier 9780356041254 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5808 A Comparative Study of Programming Langauges by Bryan Higman A Comparative Study of Programming Languages (1973) by Bryan Higman is the kind of book that arrives wearing a sensible jacket, clears its throat politely, and then proceeds to compare programming languages with the calm authority of someone who genuinely believes civilisation can be improved by better syntax. And you know what? He’s not wrong. This is 1973: computers are large, expensive, and generally treated with the respect usually reserved for nuclear reactors and senior managers. “Software” is still a slightly exotic concept. “Programmer” is not yet a hoodie-wearing archetype but more of a disciplined craftsperson with a stack of paper listings and a healthy fear of wasting machine time. And into this world comes Higman, doing something delightfully ambitious: looking across the landscape of programming languages and asking the eternal question — what are these things actually like, and why do they behave the way they do? The joy of this book is the tone: serious, structured, and wonderfully pre-hype. No breathless claims that one language will “change everything.” No tribal shouting. No “best language” nonsense. Just careful comparison — the kind that assumes the reader is intelligent, curious, and capable of holding more than one idea in their head at once. It’s computing as analysis, not as fandom. Of course, the comedy is that even in 1973 the language wars were already simmering. Humans will argue about anything, but give them a compiler and they’ll form factions. This book is the peace treaty attempt: step back, examine the features, consider the philosophies, and try to understand what each language is for — rather than declaring victory and printing a T-shirt. It’s also a quietly fascinating time capsule of the moment when “modern programming” was still being invented in public. You can feel the field deciding what matters: readability, structure, efficiency, expressiveness, reliability — all the themes we still argue about now, except Higman does it without memes or hot takes. Condition (Good, as it should be) This copy is in Good condition — clean, solid, and presentable, which feels appropriate for a book devoted to orderly thinking. It has clearly survived the decades without being thrown across a room by someone debugging at 3am, and it’s ready for a new reader who wants to see how the craft sounded when it still spoke in measured paragraphs. Why you want it Because it’s not just about languages — it’s about the mindset behind them. It’s the history of thought, packaged in the most MacDonald–Elsevier way possible: practical, earnest, and quietly confident that good analysis can tame complexity. Perfect for: vintage computing collectors programmers who enjoy the archaeology of their own profession anyone who suspects the “new” debates are mostly old debates in fresher fonts readers who like their tech writing calm, rigorous, and faintly intimidating Crappy Old Books offers it as a handsome survivor from the age of mainframes and measured prose — a book from when programming languages were still young enough to be compared politely, before the internet taught everyone to shout. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5808/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-comparative-study-of-programming-langauges-feb-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald - Elsevier 9780356022192 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5807 Quick Cobol by L Coddington Quick COBOL (1971) by L. Coddington is the sort of book that doesn’t so much teach you a programming language as invite you into a particular kind of civilisation — one built from punched cards, careful indentation, and the quiet certainty that if you name your variables properly, the whole world will balance its books on time. COBOL, of course, is the language that never really went away. It simply retreated into the warm humming glow of banks, governments, insurance firms and payroll departments, where it has been loyally shuffling money and meaning around for decades, like a very polite but unstoppable clerk who refuses to retire. If you’ve ever wondered what the hidden engine room of the modern world looks like, this is part of it — not neon cyberpunk, but crisp formality and a deep respect for records. And “Quick” in 1971 doesn’t mean “five-minute YouTube tutorial.” It means: Here is a sensible, structured route into a serious language, in a serious book, with serious intent. You can almost smell the chalk dust and hear someone explaining that computers are not toys, and neither is your syntax. This is a splendid time capsule from the era when: computing was corporate, terminals were precious, storage was expensive, and “user-friendly” meant the manual had a reasonably clear index. Condition (Fair, but honourably so) This copy is Fair, with a quite slanted spine — as if it spent a few years leaning over someone’s desk, patiently waiting for them to stop panicking and start declaring their data divisions correctly. The important bit: the binding is strong, and the pages are clean and good. So it’s structurally sound, perfectly readable, and ready to be consulted again by anyone who wants to learn the language of institutional endurance. Why you want it Because it’s both practical and oddly philosophical. COBOL is not trendy, and that’s the point. This is programming as administration, as logistics, as the quiet machinery behind civilisation. Owning Quick COBOL is like owning a manual for the bureaucratic heart of the 20th century — and, inconveniently, quite a lot of the 21st. Perfect for: vintage computing collectors programmers with an unhealthy curiosity about how the world actually runs anyone who enjoys retro technical books with diagrams, discipline, and zero emojis and people who know the future was built by people in shirts who wrote code that looks like English and never apologised for it Crappy Old Books offers it with a crooked spine and clean pages — a slightly lopsided relic from the era when “software” wore a tie and “quick” meant “methodical.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5807/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/quick-cobol-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald - American Elsevier 9780356038995 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5805 Report on the Committee on Privacy by Home Office Behold: Report on the Committee on Privacy (1972) — a slim, earnest HMSO production from the age when privacy was still something you could reasonably discuss without immediately summoning satellites, social media, cookies, facial recognition, and that one app you downloaded in 2014 that still knows where you live. This is the Home Office taking a long, careful look at the concept of privacy with the kind of sober, committee-led seriousness that only Britain can truly deliver: pages of measured language, cautious conclusions, and that unmistakable civil-service tone which implies that if we all remain calm, take notes, and form a sub-committee, we might yet keep modernity from getting too cheeky. And what a moment in time: 1972. A world of landlines, paper records, manual files, and the terrifying emerging idea that information might be stored and retrieved quickly. It’s the pre-digital anxiety era — not “your phone is listening,” but “should an organisation be allowed to keep a list?” It’s privacy with pipe smoke, filing cabinets, and the faint hum of a mainframe somewhere in the background like a future threat. If you enjoy reading the origin story of “we should probably think about this,” then this is your cup of lukewarm institutional tea. Condition (Fair, but honest) This copy is Fair and has a small physical quirk that feels strangely appropriate for a document about privacy: it’s a bit warped. It spent some time lying in a pile of books — as many important government reports do, both literally and metaphorically — and came out slightly out of shape. It has since been flattened, but like any bureaucratic process, it may take a little time to fully settle back into polite conformity. The good news: Complete Bound well Readable and respectable Reasonable overall condition Just… a gentle ripple of lived experience, as if it has been waiting fifty years for someone to finally care what it thinks. Why you want it Because it’s a wonderfully dry artefact of a moment when privacy was still arguable, still definable, still something you could write a report about and then return to your office to type up another report about. It’s also an excellent prop for anyone who enjoys the delicious irony of reading about privacy while being tracked by thirty invisible scripts. Ideal for: collectors of government reports and social-history ephemera privacy/history/legal-policy nerds anyone who likes the idea of the state earnestly pondering the limits of intrusion people who enjoy dystopias in their early, optimistic draft form A quietly fascinating slice of 1970s institutional Britain — careful, concerned, and determined to manage the future with a stapled spine and a sensible heading. Crappy Old Books offers it in all its slightly warped glory: still doing its job, still making its case, and still politely asking whether anyone might like to consider the implications. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5805/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/report-of-the-committe-on-privacy-feb-2026.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5804 The Scout 1944 by Haydn Dimmock The Scout 1944 is what happens when you take Britain at the sharp end of history, hand it a pencil, a sense of duty, and a slightly alarming optimism, then tell it to “be prepared” and carry on regardless. Edited by Haydn Dimmock for The Boy Scouts Association, this is a year stamped right in the middle of the noise: 1944, when the world was counting rations, counting losses, counting aircraft, and still somehow finding time to run patrol meetings, tie knots correctly, and pretend that a brisk walk in the rain is basically a character-building holiday. The Scout magazine (in any era) is a strange and wonderful mix: wholesome, practical, quietly propagandistic, cheerfully educational, and always just one paragraph away from suggesting you can solve most problems with string, initiative, and a well-timed salute. This is a copy in Good condition — which, for something published in wartime Britain, is almost suspiciously respectable. Paper from this period often has the enthusiasm of a damp cornflake, but this one has survived with its dignity intact. It looks like it has been read, enjoyed, and then sensibly put somewhere safe, rather than living its later life as a tray liner, firelighter, or experimental substitute for toilet paper. Inside you get that unmistakable wartime tone: practical advice, moral stamina, community spirit, little glimpses of a nation training its youth to be useful, resilient, and quietly competent. There’s an earnestness to it that feels both comforting and faintly terrifying — as if you might be assigned a responsibility simply by opening the cover. Read it and you can practically hear the clipped voice of someone explaining that yes, you can mend your kit, help your neighbours, keep your spirits up, and still make your bed properly — all while history rearranges itself outside. It’s also a wonderful cultural artefact: not the grand strategy of 1944, but the texture of it. The ordinary heroics. The idea that being a good citizen is something you practise, like knots or first aid. It’s the home-front version of bravery: not glamorous, but steady, organised, and oddly cheerful about it. In short: this is wartime scouting in print — a time capsule of resilience, thrift, and wholesome determination, with that peculiarly British confidence that most catastrophes can be managed if everyone just tries a bit harder and keeps their neckerchief tidy. A brilliant piece for: Scouting history collectors WWII home-front ephemera fans anyone who likes their nostalgia with a ration book and a moral backbone or anybody who suspects the greatest superpower of the 20th century was, in fact, being calmly competent in the rain. Crappy Old Books is proud to offer it — not because it’s glossy or perfect, but because it’s the kind of thing that quietly proves people once took “doing your best” very seriously indeed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5804/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-scout-feb-2026.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Boy Scouts Association no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5803 Warringtons Fine Art Album - 401 Views of London by Warrington Ah yes. Warrington’s Fine Art Album – 401 Views of London. Four hundred and one, not 399, not a timid round 400, but the full imperial flourish of 401 — because Edwardian London clearly deserved one extra. This is a magnificent slab of metropolitan optimism from what I confidently place at circa 1908, and not (as some sellers lazily suggest) 1900. Why 1908? Allow me to justify the meddling confidence. First, the Underground map included within the album shows the system branded as London Underground Railways and incorporates the Great Northern, Piccadilly & Brompton Railway and the Baker Street & Waterloo Railway, both of which opened in 1906. That instantly rules out 1900. Secondly, the street scenes — particularly around Hyde Park and Brompton Road — feature a healthy parade of early motor cars: upright, carriage-derived, parasol-topped contraptions that are entirely typical of 1905–1908 Edwardian motoring, when horses were still very much in the argument but internal combustion had begun to clear its throat. Too many cars for 1900; too primitive for 1912. 1908 sits beautifully in the middle like a well-placed bowler hat. And so here we are: London at the height of imperial confidence. Horse-drawn carriages share the road with ambitious motorcars. The Underground is expanding like an underground octopus. The Brompton Oratory looks newly respectable. Hyde Park Corner is a choreography of wheels, hats, and moustaches. The Empire still assumes it will last forever. As for condition — let us be honest in the proud tradition of Crappy Old Books. This copy is Poor. It has lived. It has travelled. It has possibly sat in a damp Edwardian sideboard while somebody described Bombay as “simply marvellous.” The covers show wear. The pages show age. The binding — originally staple-secured in the robustly optimistic manner of early 20th-century mass printing — had begun to protest. Which brings us to the quiet heroism: I have reinforced the staple binding with waxed thread and glue. Not in a reckless craft-fair way, but in a respectful, practical, preservationist manner. Think Edwardian surgery, not DIY chaos. It is now structurally sound and perfectly serviceable, though nobody will mistake it for a pristine museum copy. This is not a collector’s shrine-piece. It is a survivor. A large, unapologetic, slightly battle-scarred album containing 401 monochrome arguments for why London considered itself the centre of the known universe. It is heavy. It is earnest. It is gloriously overproduced. It smells faintly of history and municipal ambition. Perfect for: • lovers of Edwardian London • Underground map obsessives • anyone who thinks motorcars peaked when they still required goggles • admirers of large Victorian-Edwardian view albums • and those who appreciate honest repairs with waxed thread A century on, it still manages to say, with total sincerity: “Behold London.” And frankly, one extra view makes all the difference. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5803/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/warringtons-fine-art-album-feb-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warrington no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5802 IBMs Personal Computer by Chris DeVoney IBM’s Personal Computer (1983) by Chris DeVoney. Que On Systems. ISBN: 0880220260. Condition: Fair. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the future arrives in beige and requires at least two floppy disks. There are books about revolutions. And then there are books written quietly, earnestly, and completely unaware that they are describing one. IBM’s Personal Computer is the latter — a 1983 manual from the dawn of the PC age, when “personal computer” sounded slightly indulgent, possibly unnecessary, and definitely expensive. This is a guide from the era when computing left the climate-controlled sanctity of corporate mainframes and landed, blinking, on ordinary desks. IBM — that cathedral of enterprise respectability — had decided that normal humans might want a computer. A radical thought. A machine not for governments or banks, but for offices, hobbyists, and those brave souls who believed typing commands into a black screen might somehow improve their lives. Chris DeVoney’s book is practical, methodical, and magnificently un-dramatic. It explains things. Carefully. Step by step. It assumes you may never have touched such a machine before. It treats the PC not as magic, but as a tool — one that requires patience, instruction, and possibly a screwdriver. Inside you’ll find discussions of DOS, disks, commands, system setup — the kind of foundational knowledge that now lives invisibly beneath every tap of a touchscreen. This is computing when you had to mean it. No icons. No swiping. No cheerful animations. Just blinking cursors and the unspoken understanding that if you typed the wrong thing, you might learn something the hard way. There’s a particular charm to early PC manuals. They are optimistic without being breathless. They assume progress, but they also assume you’ll read the manual. They expect you to engage, to understand the structure of the machine, to respect it. Today we upgrade devices without ever knowing what’s inside. In 1983, the inside was the point. And let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of calling it “IBM’s Personal Computer.” As if IBM, titan of institutional seriousness, had politely decided to step into your spare bedroom and offer technological enlightenment. Beige casing. Chunky keyboard. A monitor that hummed faintly with possibility. The dawn of spreadsheets, word processors, and the long road to whatever tab you currently have open. Condition: Fair — and honestly, that feels perfect. A book about the first wave of personal computing should show its years. It may have softened edges, a spine that’s seen action, perhaps the faint memory of a desk in 1983 where someone was trying to figure out how to make this expensive box do something useful. It is intact, readable, and proudly seasoned by time. Ideal for: vintage computing collectors, retro-tech enthusiasts, historians of the digital age, and anyone who wants to understand what “booting up” once really meant. So here it is: a manual from the moment computing became personal — before the cloud, before Wi-Fi, before your fridge had opinions. A snapshot of the age when technology felt heavy, mechanical, and full of promise. Crappy Old Books — preserving the beige foundations of the digital world, one floppy-disk-era classic at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5802/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ibms-personal-computer-feb-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Que On Systems 9780880220262 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5801 Rugby Shorts by Mark Lynch Rugby Shorts (2011) by Mark Lynch. HarperCollins. ISBN: 9781869509507. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the bindings are sturdy and the tackles are mostly metaphorical. The title alone is a triumph. Rugby Shorts. Two words that immediately conjure mud, glory, tribal loyalty, and a garment that has endured more strain than most political alliances. But fear not — this is not a book about laundry. It is about rugby in its condensed, punchy, anecdotal form: the game reduced to sharp bursts of story, humour, nostalgia, and the kind of sideways insight that only comes from standing too close to the scrum for too long. Mark Lynch delivers the sport not as a dry rulebook or a solemn treatise on forward play, but as a collection of moments — those strange, comic, heroic, occasionally baffling episodes that make rugby less a game and more a travelling theatre of controlled collision. Here you will find characters larger than their shoulder pads, coaches with philosophical depth (or at least strong opinions), and matches where the weather was clearly on the payroll. This is rugby in its human dimension. The missed kicks. The improbable victories. The legends that grow slightly taller each time they’re retold. The locker-room folklore that suggests greatness is often forged somewhere between discipline and chaos — usually with a bit of mud involved. There’s something wonderfully appropriate about this being a 2011 publication. Modern enough to feel contemporary, but still from that era before everything became a hashtag. The humour is organic, the reverence is sincere, and the game still feels gloriously analogue: boots on turf, breath in cold air, hands on ball. Not a spreadsheet in sight. And the beauty of a “shorts” format is that you can dip in and out like a spectator drifting along the touchline. A chapter here. A tale there. A brief immersion in the culture of scrums, line-outs, and that curious phenomenon where grown adults hurl themselves at one another for eighty minutes and call it fellowship. Condition: Good — which is entirely fitting. A rugby book should look as though it has been handled with enthusiasm. It may have been opened during a Six Nations weekend. It may have been quoted at a pub. It may have travelled in a kit bag or sat beside a sofa as someone relived a glorious (and possibly exaggerated) try. It remains solid, readable, and ready for another season of armchair commentary. Ideal for: rugby devotees who know their fly-half from their full-back, casual fans who enjoy the culture as much as the contest, lovers of sporting anecdote, and anyone who believes the best games produce the best stories. So here it is: a brisk, affectionate celebration of rugby’s lighter side — the wit, the warmth, the war stories told with a grin. Less a manual, more a companion for the long season. Crappy Old Books — delivering sporting nostalgia, one muddy memory at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5801/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rugby-shorts-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9781869509507 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5800 Systems Analysis and Design by William S Davis Systems Analysis and Design (1983) by William S. Davis. Addison-Wesley. ISBN: 0201102714. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the methodologies are structured and the nostalgia is waterfall. This is not a book about vibes. It is a book about flowcharts. Serious flowcharts. The kind drawn with rulers. The kind that imply civilisation depends on boxes connected by arrows. In 1983, before “move fast and break things” became a business model, William S. Davis was calmly explaining that perhaps we should think first, design properly, and then build the thing. Revolutionary. Systems Analysis and Design belongs to that golden age of computing when projects were capital-P Projects, documentation was not optional, and someone somewhere believed that if you just captured the requirements correctly, everything would be fine. (Pause for collective laughter from anyone who has ever dealt with “stakeholders.”) Inside you’ll find the full ceremonial procession: feasibility studies, requirements gathering, logical design, physical design, implementation, maintenance. The sacred lifecycle. The idea that systems are not accidents but architectures — structures that deserve blueprints before bulldozers. There are diagrams. There are models. There is terminology that sounds like it should be delivered while adjusting spectacles. It’s beautifully earnest. Davis writes with the calm authority of a man who believes in process. He trusts that analysis can tame chaos, that documentation can prevent disaster, and that if we define the problem clearly enough, we might avoid spending six months building the wrong solution. There is something almost heroic about this optimism. Reading it today is deliciously ironic. In an era of agile sprints, hotfixes, MVPs, and “we’ll refactor later,” here is a 1983 manual insisting that clarity and structure are virtues. It assumes people will read specifications. It assumes meetings will produce decisions. It assumes change requests will be handled rationally. One almost wants to hug it gently and say, “You sweet summer methodology.” And yet — here’s the uncomfortable truth — it’s still right. Strip away the shoulder pads and floppy disks and you’re left with fundamentals that haven’t aged a day. Understand the business. Define the problem. Design deliberately. Respect the system. It’s not glamorous, but neither is debugging at 2 a.m. because someone skipped the analysis phase. Condition: Good — which feels appropriate. A systems book should look consulted. Perhaps it sat on a desk during long design sessions. Perhaps someone annotated it in pencil while wrestling with a particularly stubborn requirements document. It has the quiet, slightly worn dignity of something that has tried to impose order on the universe. Ideal for: vintage computing enthusiasts, software engineers who enjoy seeing where “best practice” began, project managers seeking comfort in the arms of structure, and anyone who suspects that maybe, just maybe, planning first isn’t such a radical idea. So here it is: a solid, methodical, wonderfully structured relic from the age when documentation was king and systems were designed with deliberation rather than caffeine. Crappy Old Books — delivering classic methodology, properly analysed, sensibly designed, and almost certainly documented in triplicate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5800/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/systems-analysis-and-design-feb-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Addison-Wesley 9780201102710 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5799 Iron Horse - Book One by Arthur Watkins Iron Horse – Book One (1983) by Arthur Watkins. AS Watkins. ISBN: 0946397007. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, purveyors of noble machinery in paperback form. “Iron Horse” is one of those titles that arrives with steam already rising from it. It promises pistons. It promises grit. It promises the kind of engineering that smells faintly of oil, hot metal, and determination. And Arthur Watkins delivers exactly that — not with flashy modern nostalgia, but with the quiet conviction of someone who believes locomotives deserve reverence. This is railway devotion before it became ironic. Before “heritage” turned into gift shops and themed tea towels. Iron Horse – Book One belongs to that particular strain of British enthusiasm where men with notebooks, cameras, and astonishing patience document engines as if they are rare wildlife. Which, in a way, they are: massive, breathing creatures of steam and steel that once stitched the country together with soot and schedules. Inside, you will find locomotives in all their muscular glory. Names, classes, histories, liveries, service details — the kind of information that makes the true railway enthusiast sit up straighter and say, “Ah yes, but that was the 4-6-0 variant.” This is not a vague celebration. It is specific. It is loving. It is precise in the way only railway people can be precise. And there’s something deeply satisfying about a 1983 railway book. It sits in that moment when steam was still close enough to memory to feel immediate, yet distant enough to be mythologised. The engines are no longer simply transport — they are legends. Heroes of industry. Symbols of a Britain that believed in infrastructure, timetables, and the quiet miracle of arriving somewhere on time. Arthur Watkins writes (and compiles) with the tone of someone who understands that railways are not merely machines. They are atmosphere. They are platforms in the rain. They are whistles in the fog. They are childhood memories of leaning over fences to watch something magnificent thunder past and shake the ground. If you’re expecting modern design minimalism and glossy coffee-table aesthetics, you’ll need to adjust your expectations. This is a proper enthusiast’s volume. The photographs, the technical detail, the reverent captions — it all speaks to a community that does not require irony to justify its passion. It knows exactly why it cares. Condition: Good — which is fitting. A railway book should look as though it has been opened on kitchen tables, referenced during arguments about wheel arrangements, and perhaps taken to a preserved line for comparison. This copy has lived, but it remains solid, readable, and entirely ready to fuel fresh bouts of locomotive contemplation. Ideal for: collectors of railway history, lovers of steam and steel, anyone who suspects modern transport lacks a certain theatrical dignity, and those who hear the phrase “iron horse” and feel a faint stirring of industrial romance. So here it is: a tribute to engines that once defined motion itself. Heavy. Earnest. Slightly smoky in spirit. A book about machines that were built to endure — much like the readers who cherish them. Crappy Old Books — keeping the steam up, one iron-clad classic at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5799/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/iron-horse-feb-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AS Watkins 9780946397006 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5798 An Introduction to Database Systems by CJ Date An Introduction to Database Systems (1975) by C. J. Date. Addison-Wesley. ISBN: 0201144522. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the paperbacks have strong opinions about normalisation. This is not just a textbook. This is a foundational artefact from the era when “database” still sounded faintly like science fiction and “computer” did not mean something you carried in your pocket while arguing with strangers. In 1975, data was serious business: it lived in rooms, it had operators, and it demanded respect. C. J. Date did not merely explain database systems — he laid down the law, calmly, firmly, and with the sort of precision that makes you feel guilty for ever having stored anything as final_final_v3_reallyfinal.csv. If you’ve ever wondered why some people speak of data integrity the way others speak of morality, this is where that religion gets its scriptures. Inside, you’ll find the great themes: the idea that information should be structured, relationships should be explicit, and chaos should be kept firmly outside the schema. It’s the book that teaches you (sometimes gently, sometimes with the implied threat of professional shame) that “it works” is not the same as “it’s correct,” and that a database is not a magical bucket you throw things into until a report appears. There is a particular, almost touching seriousness to mid-70s computing writing. The tone is methodical, the ambition is grand, and the underlying belief is that if we can just formalise things properly — names, keys, relationships, rules — then the world will become more rational. Which, to be fair, is exactly what database people still believe, right up until someone insists on putting multiple values in one field “for convenience.” Expect talk of models, structure, constraints, and the kind of principled thinking that makes modern “move fast and break things” sound like a toddler with a hammer. You don’t “hack” your way through this. You learn. You build. You respect the concept of dependency the way Victorian engineers respected load-bearing beams. And yes, it’s delightfully ironic reading now, in a world where we can spin up cloud databases in minutes and still manage to lose half the data because someone ran DELETE without a WHERE. This book is the sober ancestor, standing in the doorway with arms folded, quietly judging your casual relationship with backups. Condition: Good — which is perfect. A copy of C. J. Date shouldn’t be pristine. It should look like it’s been used: consulted in late-night debugging sessions, argued with, admired, perhaps even sworn at. “Good” suggests it has served someone, which is about the highest compliment a database book can receive. Ideal for: vintage computing collectors and historians of the early data age, working developers who enjoy seeing where the hard rules came from, anyone who wants to understand why relational thinking became the backbone of business computing, and people who find the phrase “data integrity” strangely soothing. So here it is: a heavyweight classic from the time when databases were becoming civilisation’s filing cabinet, and the people building them were trying very hard to save humanity from itself — one carefully defined relation at a time. Crappy Old Books — supplying timeless wisdom, structured properly, with no duplicates and a primary key you can trust. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5798/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-introduction-to-database-systems-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Addison-Wesley 9780201144529 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5797 You Dont Have to be Mad to Work Here by Roger Kilroy and Ed McLachlan You Don’t Have to be Mad to Work Here (1983) by Roger Kilroy and Ed McLachlan. Fontana. ISBN: 9780006366683. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, specialists in literature that gently confirms your suspicion that adulthood is mostly administrative chaos with occasional biscuits. The title is, of course, a lie. Or at least it’s an optimistic opening bid. Because anyone who has ever worked in an office, a public-facing role, a large institution, or basically anywhere with a kettle and a hierarchy will recognise the underlying truth: you don’t have to be mad to work here… but it helps. A lot. Preferably in a tidy, functional way that still allows you to locate the stapler. Published in 1983 — that blessed era of beige telephones, carbon paper, cigarette smoke as interior décor, and the kind of workplace culture where the phrase “a bit of a character” covered everything from harmless eccentricity to mild criminality — this book sits somewhere between comedy, observation, and the cathartic relief of hearing someone else say, “Yes. It really is like that.” Kilroy and McLachlan take aim at the daily absurdities of working life: the petty rules, the weird power games, the meetings that could have been a sentence, the memos that read like prophecy, the colleagues who operate entirely on vibes, and the managers who treat the simplest task as a military campaign. If you’ve ever watched a minor decision balloon into a procedural opera, this book will feel like a warm, knowing nod from across the canteen. There’s something particularly satisfying about workplace humour from this period, because it doesn’t rely on trendy jargon or silicon-valley “hustle” mythology. It’s old-school institutional comedy: humans trapped in systems they didn’t design, trying to make it to Friday without being eaten by bureaucracy. It’s the comedy of forms, of rules, of the sacred filing cabinet, of “just popping this on your desk,” of the mysterious colleague who can get anything done because they possess forbidden knowledge (or simply shout louder). And, like all good work humour, it’s not just jokes — it’s a survival guide masquerading as entertainment. The laughter is doing a job. It’s the sound you make when the photocopier jams again and someone suggests “turning it off and on” with the reverence of a priest. It’s the sound you make when you realise the same argument is happening for the third time because nobody read the minutes, including the person who wrote them. It’s the sound you make when “quick catch-up” turns into a 90-minute monologue about something that happened in 1976. Condition: Good — which is exactly what you want in a Fontana paperback designed for real-world handling. It may have been read on trains, during lunch breaks, or in the quiet moments when someone needed reassurance that the madness wasn’t personal — it was structural. It’s got that honest, lived-in feel: the literary equivalent of a slightly scuffed briefcase that has seen things and is still turning up on Monday. Ideal for: anyone who has ever had a job (so, everyone), collectors of vintage British humour, lovers of office anthropology, and those who enjoy the comforting realisation that workplace nonsense was fully operational long before email signatures became a personality. So if you fancy a brisk, wry, very 1983 companion to the daily theatre of employment — a reminder that the workplace has always been a strange ecosystem of rules, rituals, and quietly heroic coping mechanisms — this one’s for you. Crappy Old Books — selling you comic relief, one institutional nervous breakdown at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5797/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/you-dont-have-to-be-mad-to-work-here-feb-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006366683 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5796 Classic Brandy by Nicholas Faith Classic Brandy (2000) by Nicholas Faith. Prion Books. ISBN: 1853752983. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the books are pre-owned and the taste is unapologetically post-dinner. This is the sort of book that arrives wearing a blazer it didn’t need to put on, but did anyway — because brandy is not here to be “fun.” Brandy is here to be civilised. It is the drink that assumes you’ve finished your meal, paid your debts, and have something mildly reflective to say about the passage of time. It is also, if we’re honest, the drink most likely to be described as “smooth” by people who have just discovered adjectives. Nicholas Faith is one of the great chroniclers of the brown spirits universe, and Classic Brandy is his tour through a world of grapes, barrels, regions, history, prestige, and quietly ferocious opinions. This is not “How to mix a brandy and Coke.” This is brandy as culture, craft, and occasionally, couture. It is a book for anyone who wants to know why one glass tastes like dried fruit and old libraries while another tastes like you’ve licked a polished sideboard in a French château (in a good way). Inside you’ll find the great names, the old houses, the rules, the rituals, the geography that matters, and the enduring idea that time is an ingredient. Brandy is basically patience in liquid form. It is grapes that went away, had an education, learned restraint, and came back with stories. Faith explains the types, the styles, the traditions — and does it with that calm authority that makes you feel you ought to be sitting somewhere leather-bound, even if you’re currently at the kitchen table in a hoodie. There’s also something deeply comforting about a brandy book from 2000. It’s a pre-social-media era of connoisseurship: no “influencer flights,” no performative tasting notes that sound like a candle catalogue, no desperate insistence that everything is “game-changing.” Just the steady, warm, slightly stern message: brandy is a classic for a reason. If you’re going to do it, do it properly. And ideally in a glass with a shape that suggests serious intent. Condition: Good — which is perfect. A book about brandy should look as though it has been opened with purpose. It may have sat on a shelf near the “special bottles.” It may have been consulted before an ambitious purchase, or after a generous gift, or during that particular moment in life when you decide you are done with novelty and would like something with tradition, heft, and a finish that lasts longer than the conversation. This book is ideal for: the curious drinker who wants to go beyond “VS / VSOP / XO” and actually understand what’s happening, the collector who enjoys the intersection of craft and history, the armchair gourmand who likes reading about France as much as tasting it, and anyone who suspects that a good spirit is basically a portable time machine. So here it is: a handsome, informative guide to a drink that refuses to hurry, and a culture that prefers its pleasures mature, layered, and just slightly smug. Crappy Old Books — supplying classic taste in paperback form, with none of the hangover and all of the atmosphere. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5796/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/classic-brandy-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prion Books 9781853752988 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5795 How To Take The Chair by John Rigg How To Take The Chair (1929) by John Rigg. George Allen & Unwin. No ISBN (because in 1929 the idea of assigning numbers to books would have sounded like something a Bolshevik might propose). Condition: Fair. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the etiquette is stern, the paper is elderly, and the minutes are always taken whether you like it or not. This is not a book about furniture. It is, however, absolutely a book about power — the mild, procedural, British kind. The kind that arrives with an agenda, a gavel (metaphorical or otherwise), and the terrifying sentence: “If we could just move on…” John Rigg’s How To Take The Chair is a pocket-sized guide to chairmanship from a time when committees were treated as a serious branch of civilisation. In 1929, Britain was a nation held together by meetings: parish councils, trade bodies, societies, clubs, institutions, and solemn gatherings of men who owned fountain pens and believed deeply in order. If you’ve ever wondered how the country managed to run itself on tea, paperwork, and polite interruption, this is the operating manual. Inside you’ll find the ancient arts of: keeping speakers to the point without openly insulting them, stopping the same man from speaking six times in a row, ensuring a vote happens without someone trying to “just raise one small issue,” and steering a room full of confident amateurs towards a decision they can all pretend was inevitable. It is a book designed to make you competent at the kind of leadership that doesn’t look like leadership. No charismatic TED talk energy here. This is leadership as procedure. Leadership as calm insistence. Leadership as the ability to say “I think we’ve heard enough on that” and mean it. And the best bit? The title implies you can, in fact, be taught this skill. That chairmanship isn’t something you’re born with — it’s something you learn, like tying a tie or writing a formal letter of complaint. There is an almost touching belief that if people simply understand the rules, meetings will become efficient and rational. A beautiful fantasy, preserved for us in print. Reading it now is both hilarious and weirdly useful. Every modern workplace meeting, every community AGM, every chaotic Zoom call where someone is “just going to share their screen,” is essentially still living inside this 1929 logic. The tools have changed. The suffering hasn’t. Condition: Fair — and honestly, that suits it. A book about chairing meetings should not be pristine. It should look as though it has been present at arguments. It should bear the faint wear of having been consulted in moments of quiet desperation. This copy has seen things. It has probably sat in a drawer next to a rubber stamp and a slightly judgmental ruler. The cover may show its age, the pages may be a bit tired — but the core purpose remains intact: to help you preside over human beings without losing your soul. Ideal for: lovers of obscure British social history, anyone who collects old “how to be a person” manuals, secretaries of clubs, societies, and small empires, and those who wish to weaponise politeness. So if you fancy owning a 1929 instruction book for the gentle art of controlling a room through procedure and tone, How To Take The Chair is ready to train you in the darkest magic of all: getting to “Any other business” and surviving it. Crappy Old Books — supplying vintage authority, procedural gravitas, and the faint smell of committee rooms since time immemorial. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5795/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-take-the-chair-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5794 Stay on a Farm 1995 by Farm Holiday Bureau Stay on a Farm 1995 (1995) by the Farm Holiday Bureau. Jarrold Publishing. ISBN: 9780711708044. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, because nothing says “luxury break” quite like a dog-eared directory from the year Britpop peaked and mobile phones were the size of house bricks. This is not a travel book in the modern sense. It will not “curate experiences.” It will not “inspire your journey.” It will not suggest you “live your best life.” Stay on a Farm 1995 does something far more radical: it offers you information. Actual, practical, usable information — presented with the calm confidence of a pre-internet world where, if you wanted to sleep in a converted barn and wake up to the existential stare of a sheep, you consulted a printed directory and rang someone’s landline. This is a time capsule of British holiday ambition at its most wholesome. A world where “getting away from it all” meant a fortnight of fresh air, hearty breakfasts, and the thrilling possibility that your accommodation might include the phrase “working farm” — a polite warning that nature will begin at 5:30am and will not be taking questions. Within these pages: farms. Lots of farms. Farms with spare rooms, farms with cottages, farms with names that sound like they were invented by poets or sheep (“Lower Something,” “Little Something Else,” “Old Rectory Farm,” “The Willows,” “The Firs,” “The Firs Again”). There will be listings that gently promise peace and quiet while simultaneously existing in a universe where tractors are considered conversational and roosters are basically alarm clocks with opinions. And because it’s 1995, you get the particular charm of a Britain that had not yet been turned into a glossy online slideshow. No filters. No “Instagrammable” claims. No “hot tub under the stars” unless it was literally a tub and the stars were doing what stars do. Just the soft, reassuring language of rural hospitality: “warm welcome,” “home cooking,” “fresh eggs,” and the understated thrill of “central heating.” This is also, frankly, a guide to a vanished logistics system. The very idea that you would choose a holiday by leafing through a book, circling options with a biro, and phoning strangers to ask if they have availability is now almost spiritual. It’s like watching someone light a candle instead of turning on a light switch. Unhurried. Human. Slightly mysterious. Definitely involving the phrase, “Yes, hello, I’m ringing about your listing…” Condition: Good — which is perfect. A farm-holiday directory in “Fine” condition would be suspicious, like an immaculate spade. This copy has likely been consulted, perhaps over a kitchen table, perhaps while someone debated whether Devon was “too far,” perhaps while the dog looked on with the weary patience of an animal who knows the car will smell of sandwiches. Of course, many of the details inside will now be charmingly obsolete. Phone numbers may have changed. Prices will look like a hallucination. Some farms may have become wedding venues, or artisanal gin empires, or simply returned to being farms without the complication of guests asking where the Wi-Fi is. But that’s not a flaw — it’s the point. This is rural Britain captured in paperback amber: a directory of simple escapes before the world learned to optimise leisure. Buy it as nostalgia. Buy it as social history. Buy it as a reminder that once upon a time, a holiday didn’t need an algorithm — it needed a map, a cardigan, and a willingness to accept that the countryside is loud in its own quiet way. Crappy Old Books — offering you the finest 1995 rural optimism, one listing at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5794/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stay-on-a-farm-feb-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jarrold Publishing 9780711708044 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5793 The Kings English for Commercial Students - Book One by AR Moon and GF Golding The King’s English for Commercial Students – Book One (1951) by A. R. Moon and G. F. Golding. Longman. No ISBN (because in 1951 numbers were being saved for more important things, like ration books and train timetables). Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books, proudly peddling grammatical discipline to the modern age. This is not a book that wants you to “find your voice.” This is a book that wants your voice to sit up straight, remove its hat indoors, and stop saying “like” every twelve seconds. It is a brisk, tidy little volume from a Britain where letters were written with purpose, memos were typed with intent, and the phrase “commercial student” meant you were training to become the sort of person who could run an office without emotional collapse. “The King’s English” is a title that arrives already wearing a waistcoat. In 1951, the King in question was George VI, the national mood was practical, and the idea that English might require reigning over was taken entirely seriously. This is English as a tool: sharpened, polished, and expected to perform. Not poetry, not self-expression, but correct sentences marching in sensible shoes toward the nearest ledger. And “for Commercial Students” is the best bit — because it implies that grammar is not just a matter of culture, but of commerce. Commas have consequences. Misplaced apostrophes could cost you contracts. A vague paragraph could lead to somebody ordering twelve tons of something they only needed twelve of. The subtext is clear: clarity is profit, and ambiguity is expensive. Inside you’ll find the sort of structured, no-nonsense instruction that feels both quaint and strangely reassuring. Exercises, examples, corrections, the quiet insistence that words mean things and that you should choose them carefully. It’s a book designed to produce people who could write a letter that didn’t accidentally start a war, and who could spell “accommodation” without turning it into a philosophical crisis. There’s also something wonderfully ironic about buying this now. In the age of autocorrect, predictive text, and emails that begin “Hiya” and end with “Sent from my iPhone,” here is a manual from a world where punctuation was a civic virtue. It doesn’t care about your brand tone. It doesn’t care about your personality type. It cares that you can write a sentence that does what it is supposed to do. Condition: Good — meaning it has survived the decades with the solid respectability you’d expect from a book that probably once lived in a classroom cupboard or on a clerk’s shelf. It may have been opened with purpose. It may have witnessed the nervous pencil marks of someone trying to become employable. It remains ready to train a new generation in the lost art of not sounding like a maniac in print. Ideal for collectors of vintage textbooks, lovers of mid-century British earnestness, office-history nostalgists, and anyone who secretly thrills at the idea of a world where “correct usage” was considered a form of self-defence. So if you’d like to own a slim slice of 1950s discipline — a book that believes language is a tool, professionalism is a posture, and English has a crown to maintain — The King’s English for Commercial Students awaits. Crappy Old Books — supplying the grammar, the gravitas, and the faint feeling that you ought to straighten your tie before turning the page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5793/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-kings-english-for-commercial-students-feb-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5792 Growing Herbs by Eric Groves Growing Herbs (1989) by Eric Groves. Published by The Herb Society. ISBN: 0906390095. Condition: Good. Sold, with entirely reasonable levels of botanical optimism, by Crappy Old Books. There are gardening books, and then there are herb books. Gardening books are about control. Lawns. Borders. Plans. Herb books, however, are about quiet rebellion in leaf form. Growing Herbs is not merely a manual — it is a gentle manifesto for allowing small, fragrant plants to take over your life in ways that feel wholesome but may end in you explaining the difference between marjoram and oregano to an unprepared dinner guest. Eric Groves writes with the calm authority of a man who has made peace with thyme. (All the thyme.) This is a book from 1989 — the golden era when herb-growing meant earthen pots, twine, and optimism, rather than LED grow-lights and lifestyle branding. No curated “plant parent” nonsense here. Just soil, sunlight, and the faint suggestion that parsley deserves more respect. Inside, you will find guidance on cultivation, care, varieties, and the subtle art of not killing basil within 48 hours of purchase. There are explanations of hardy perennials, tender annuals, and the deeply humbling experience of mint, which will grow magnificently anywhere you do not want it and sulk magnificently where you do. Herbs, as this book gently reminds us, are civilisation in miniature. Rosemary remembers. Sage offers wisdom. Lavender soothes. Chives quietly improve everything without demanding applause. And then there is coriander, whose existence appears to divide humanity into warring camps. Groves treats them all with the same measured patience, as though world peace might one day be achieved through better compost. The charm of this book lies in its sincerity. It assumes you have a garden. Or a windowsill. Or at least a stubborn belief that you could grow something edible without consulting an app. It speaks of seasons as though they are reliable companions. It suggests drying bundles of herbs in airy kitchens. It does not anticipate supermarket plastic clamshells or hydroponic dystopia. It belongs to an era when “organic” was less a marketing label and more a default state of being. Condition: Good — which feels appropriate for a herb book. It has likely been consulted. Possibly while flour-dusted. Perhaps while someone wondered if tarragon was worth the effort (it is). It shows the honest signs of life without descending into horticultural tragedy. No pressed sage leaves inside — we checked. This is ideal for: The aspirational grower who believes in fresh flavours and mild self-sufficiency. The seasoned gardener who wants to revisit the gentle wisdom of a pre-digital age. Anyone who suspects that nurturing small aromatic plants is a surprisingly radical act. Owning this book is a quiet declaration: that flavour matters, that patience matters, and that somewhere in the chaos of modern life, you can still grow something green that smells faintly of the Mediterranean and moral superiority. Crappy Old Books — supplying the knowledge, the nostalgia, and just enough horticultural encouragement to make you believe this year’s basil will be different. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5792/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/growing-herbs-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Herb Society 9780906390092 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5789 Alvis - The Postwar Cars by John Price Williams Ah, Alvis – The Postwar Cars (1993) by John Price Williams. ISBN: 094798173X. Published by Motor Racing Publications. Condition: Fine. Sold, naturally, by Crappy Old Books, where irony is standard equipment and oil leaks are optional. This is not merely a book about cars. This is a book about that particular species of British optimism that believed, quite sincerely, that one could engineer one’s way out of anything. Postwar austerity? Build a better straight-six. Export crisis? Add walnut veneer. Social upheaval? Fit wire wheels and proceed calmly to Goodwood. Alvis, for the uninitiated (or the tragically modern), was the marque for those who found Rolls-Royce a little too obvious and Jaguar a little too louche. Alvis was for the quietly confident. The sort of person who preferred engineering integrity to marketing noise. The sort who understood that true prestige does not shout; it idles smoothly at 3,000 rpm and awaits instruction. John Price Williams approaches his subject with the seriousness it deserves. Here you will find coachbuilders, chassis numbers, production variations, and all the delicious minutiae that make the true enthusiast’s pulse quicken. TE21s. TD21s. TF21s. Dropheads, saloons, the elegant collaboration with Graber. These were cars built in Coventry by people who believed that quality was a moral position. And what cars they were. Postwar Alvis machines managed the rare trick of looking dignified without looking dull. They are the automotive equivalent of a Savile Row suit worn slightly off-centre: impeccable tailoring with a hint of defiance. Not brash. Not flashy. Just correct — in the most quietly superior way imaginable. The book itself (and let us speak plainly here) is in Fine condition. Not “fine for its age.” Not “fine if you squint.” Fine. Crisp pages. Tight binding. No mysterious garage aromas. It has clearly been treated with the respect usually reserved for torque wrenches and the Daily Telegraph crossword. Inside, you will find photographs, specifications, production data, and the kind of lovingly compiled detail that makes one want to stand in a cold garage in January, gazing thoughtfully at a polished rocker cover. This is scholarship with petrol in its veins. There is, too, something faintly heroic about postwar British carmakers. They built elegant grand tourers while the country was still rationing sugar. They exported beauty to America while much of Britain was still grey. Alvis did not chase volume. It chased refinement. A most unfashionable ambition. So here we have it: a beautifully produced 1993 tribute to a marque that refused to compromise. If you own an Alvis, this book is essential. If you aspire to own an Alvis, this book is aspirational therapy. If you merely enjoy the idea of dignified mechanical excellence from a vanished era, this will sit on your shelf like a well-polished radiator grille. Fine condition. Properly bound. No nonsense. Crappy Old Books — supplying understated British motoring gravitas, one straight-six at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5789/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alvis-the-postwar-cars-feb-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Motor Racing Publications 9780947981730 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5787 An Introduction to ADA by Stephen John Young An Introduction to ADA (1984) by Stephen John Young Ellis Horwood Limited ISBN: 0853128049 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Welcome to 1984: the year of big hair, bigger shoulder pads, and the small matter of computer systems that really ought not to crash because they may be controlling aircraft, missiles, or something equally calming. Enter Ada—the programming language designed with the soothing premise that if you’re going to tell a machine what to do, you should do it properly, explicitly, and with the kind of discipline normally reserved for nuclear submarines. An Introduction to ADA is your gateway into this famously serious language, named after Ada Lovelace, and built for the sort of software where “it mostly works” is not an acceptable outcome. Stephen John Young explains Ada with the sober clarity of someone who knows that somewhere, a compiler is judging you. If you’ve grown up in the world of “move fast and break things,” Ada reads like a polite but firm intervention. It insists on structure. It insists on types. It insists you mean what you say. In other words, it’s the language equivalent of a brisk walk, a tidy desk, and a strongly worded memo. Expect proper introductions to: Packages (because code should be organised like a filing cabinet) Strong typing (because “close enough” is how disasters happen) Tasking and concurrency (because real systems do several terrifying things at once) Exceptions (because even the most disciplined software must occasionally acknowledge reality) The joy here is that you’re reading a book from the era when Ada still felt like the future—when the dream was that better engineering could fix the chaos of software. It’s charmingly earnest: a textbook that genuinely believes you can improve civilisation with good syntax. Condition-wise, this copy is in good shape—clean, sound, and ready to instruct you without falling to pieces. Exactly as an Ada book should be. No floppiness, no existential despair, no rebellious loose pages. Just solid academic seriousness with a faint whiff of Cold War competence. Perfect for: Programmers curious about “the language for real systems” Retro-computing collectors with a taste for structure Anyone who enjoys the phrase “compile-time safety” said with reverence People who suspect modern software could use a little more… discipline It’s a wonderfully ironic artefact: a book about a language designed to prevent catastrophe, now living a quiet second life on a shelf, waiting to be rediscovered by someone who wants to know what programming looked like when it wore a tie and carried a clipboard. Crappy Old Books proudly offers this slice of orderly, rigorous computing history—because sometimes the most rebellious thing you can do is write code that actually behaves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5787/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-introduction-to-ada-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ellis Horwood Limited 9780853128045 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5786 Introduction to PL-I Programming and PL-C by Marilyn Bohl and Arline Walter Introduction to PL/I Programming and PL/C (1973) by Marilyn Bohl & Arline Walter Science Research Associates ISBN: None (because ISBNs were clearly optional when the future was being invented) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) There was a time—gather round—when programming meant courage. Not clicking “Run,” not importing libraries, but feeding your intentions into a machine that occupied the moral and physical space of a small bungalow. Introduction to PL/I Programming and PL/C hails from that heroic age: 1973, when the Cold War was simmering, disco was warming up, and someone somewhere was convinced that PL/I would unify the computing world forever. PL/I (Programming Language One) was IBM’s grand attempt to combine the serious business of scientific computing (FORTRAN) with the respectable clerical orderliness of COBOL. Why have one language when you can have all of them, at once, with options? This book is your calm, pedagogical guide through that noble ambition. Marilyn Bohl and Arline Walter take you by the hand—firmly, sensibly—and introduce you to declarations, data structures, condition handling, and the subtle art of persuading a mainframe not to sulk. There is something deeply reassuring about the tone: no hype, no “disruption,” no tech-bro evangelism. Just structured logic and the quiet promise that if you follow instructions precisely, the machine will obey. PL/C, for those unfamiliar, was the kindly training-wheels compiler for PL/I, designed so students could make mistakes without bringing down the entire computing department. In other words: the original “safe mode.” Condition-wise, this copy is in good shape. Clean, solid, readable. It has the dignified composure of a textbook that has seen students wrestle with semicolons and survived. No drama. No syntax errors in the margins. Just vintage computing confidence. Ideal for: Retro-programming enthusiasts Historians of the mainframe age Anyone who believes modern coding is too forgiving Collectors of languages that once promised everything Reading this today is both humbling and oddly empowering. You realise that before GitHub and Stack Overflow, before autocomplete and cloud deployment, there were people learning to think like machines with nothing but paper, pencil, and a compiler that may or may not cooperate. This is not nostalgia for nostalgia’s sake. It’s a reminder that computing once required patience, structure, and the ability to wait for a printout. Crappy Old Books is proud to present this portal to the era when code was capitalised, storage was measured in awe, and the future arrived on punched cards. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5786/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/introduction-to-pli-programming-and-plc-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Science Research Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5783 Risk by Dick Francis Here we have Risk (1979) by Dick Francis, published by Pan Books, ISBN: 0330257129 — in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, and carrying that quietly thrilling promise that somewhere in these pages, a perfectly ordinary day is about to become extremely complicated. Dick Francis did not write about people who sat safely at desks. He wrote about the horse-racing world — bookmakers, jockeys, owners, bloodstock agents — a universe where fortunes can change in the time it takes a thoroughbred to decide whether it fancies the fence. And Risk is a title that feels like Francis at his most distilled. No metaphors. No coyness. Just the central theme, bold as brass. Because in Francis’s world, risk isn’t an abstract concept. It’s professional. Financial. Physical. Emotional. It’s the thing you live with when you make your money around animals that weigh half a ton and move like lightning, or when you handle secrets that other people would prefer stayed buried under the turf. The protagonist here is not a swashbuckling superhero. He’s a man with a job — sensible, competent, and minding his own business — until events begin to escalate in that smooth, inexorable Francis fashion. You know the pattern (and it’s a very satisfying one): an ordinary man, drawn reluctantly into danger; layers of corruption or menace gradually revealed; the tension tightening chapter by chapter; and a hero who wins not through flamboyance, but through persistence, intelligence, and sheer bloody-minded decency. Francis had a gift. He could make a specialist world feel authentic without drowning you in detail. You come away feeling you understand the stakes — the literal ones and the financial ones — even if you’ve never set foot on a racecourse. And he writes with a clean, unfussy precision. No wasted words. No melodrama. Just steadily mounting jeopardy and the quiet knowledge that someone, somewhere, is playing for keeps. Now, this particular edition: Pan Books, 1979. That’s prime era Francis — the sort of paperback you might have found in a train station bookstall, bought on impulse, and then finished before your stop because you absolutely had to know what happened next. This copy is listed as Good, which means it’s a solid, dependable reading copy. The spine should be intact, the pages present and ready for action. There may be gentle signs of handling — because thrillers like this tend to be actually read — but nothing that interferes with the business of being thoroughly gripped. And there’s something delightfully appropriate about buying Risk from Crappy Old Books. A thriller about calculated danger, purchased from a place that cheerfully admits its wares are seasoned rather than pristine. It feels right. Ideal for: Fans of classic British thrillers with real-world settings Readers who like competence under pressure Collectors of Pan paperback editions and Dick Francis completists Anyone who enjoys a tightly plotted story where the hero has grit rather than gimmicks If you want a brisk, intelligent, properly suspenseful novel from one of Britain’s most reliable thriller writers, Risk delivers exactly what it promises. Good condition. Clean prose. Rising stakes. Crappy Old Books supplies the paperback — the tension is included at no extra charge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5783/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/risk-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330257121 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5782 Private Eyes Colemanballs 2 by Barry Fantoni Private Eye: Colemanballs 2 (1986) by Barry Fantoni Private Eye ISBN: 9780233977003 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Here we have a book that answers the age-old question: what if journalism, but with more typos and less mercy? Welcome to Colemanballs 2, Barry Fantoni’s lovingly curated museum of printed embarrassment from the pages of Private Eye — the UK’s most cherished dispenser of sarcasm, scandal, and righteous linguistic violence. If you’ve never encountered “Colemanballs,” the concept is beautifully simple. Newspapers (and, by extension, humanity) sometimes produce sentences so mangled, so gloriously unintended, that the only possible response is to frame them, point at them, and laugh until your tea goes cold. Fantoni has done the framing for you. This is a greatest-hits compilation of headline disasters, grammatical car crashes, and accidental smut — all delivered with the dry, deadpan glee of someone who has spent too long in the company of sub-editors and decided to turn the trauma into art. It’s also a comfort read. Because no matter how chaotic your day has been, you can open this book and instantly discover that somewhere, someone was paid to publish a line that implies an entire town has been injured, a politician has done something anatomically impossible, or a sports report has drifted into the sort of phrasing that should come with a warning label. And because it’s 1986, there’s a bonus layer of nostalgia. This is the era of hot metal, type-setting hangovers, and the faint sense that a newsroom was a place where cigarettes and panic coexisted peacefully. Errors weren’t corrected in seconds. They lived, boldly, in ink — and then they were clipped out and posted to Private Eye, like little offerings to the gods of schadenfreude. Fantoni’s selection is the key: he knows exactly what to keep. The best Colemanballs are never just “a mistake.” They’re a mistake that opens a portal into an alternate reality where language has stopped obeying rules. A world where “local man found dead” becomes a weird compliment, where “youths beat up a policeman” reads like a fitness regime, and where the innocent slip of a preposition transforms a respectable report into pure filth. (Not because anyone is crude — simply because English is a trap and we all live in it.) This copy is in Good condition — solid, clean, and perfectly ready to be dipped into whenever you need a reminder that the written word is fragile, the human brain is fallible, and the printing press has never truly recovered from being invented. Buy it if you love Private Eye. Buy it if you edit anything for a living and need to feel superior for a moment. Buy it if you simply want a book that delivers reliable laughter in bite-sized chunks. Because Colemanballs 2 is proof that the English language is a wild animal, and every so often it escapes the newsroom — leaving behind a trail of headlines that will outlive us all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5782/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/private-eyes-colemanballs-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Private Eye 9780233977003 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5780 The Crow Road by Iain Banks Here we have The Crow Road (1996) by Iain Banks, published by Abacus, ISBN: 9780349103235 — in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, and it arrives wearing that particular Banksian promise: you’re going to laugh, you’re going to wince, you’re going to get emotionally ambushed, and at some point you’ll realise you’ve been thinking about family for hours. This is the one with the famous opening line. The one that strolls in, drops a sentence so startlingly blunt it could qualify as a public service announcement, and then calmly proceeds to build an entire world around it. It’s a classic Banks move: take something shocking, treat it as oddly ordinary, and use it as a doorway into a story that’s warm, sprawling, funny, and quietly devastating. The Crow Road is, at heart, a family novel — but “family novel” in Banks’s hands means: secrets, arguments, loyalties, old hurts that never properly healed, bizarre uncles, intellectual posturing, sudden tenderness, and the constant sense that beneath the everyday noise there’s something unresolved and waiting. There’s also a missing relative at the centre of it, a mystery threaded through the domestic chaos, pulling you onward as the narrator tries to piece together what happened and what it means. And the joy is how Banks does it. He makes the ordinary vivid and the extraordinary feel plausible. He can be laugh-out-loud funny about the petty theatre of family life, then turn the page and land a moment of grief so cleanly it feels like it happened to you. He’s Scottish in the best way: sharp, unsentimental, affectionate without being soft. The dialogue snaps. The observations sting. The warmth sneaks up on you when you’re not watching. If you’ve read The Wasp Factory and Complicity, this feels like Banks showing you another side: still intelligent, still edgy, still capable of darkness — but wider, more generous, and deeply human. It’s a big, satisfying book that reads with the confidence of a writer who knows exactly what he’s doing and enjoys doing it. Now, this copy: Abacus paperback, 1996, Good condition. Perfect format for a proper reading novel. “Good” means it’s sturdy and presentable — likely with mild signs of handling because books like this tend to be read, not merely owned. The spine should be sound, the pages intact, and the whole thing ready to be devoured on a sofa, a train, or wherever you plan to temporarily disappear from your responsibilities. Which, let’s be honest, is what The Crow Road encourages. This is not a “one chapter before bed” kind of book. This is a “suddenly it’s 1am and you’re rationalising it” kind of book. Ideal for: Readers who like big, character-rich novels with real emotional weight Fans of Scottish fiction, family sagas, and humour that doesn’t try too hard Anyone who enjoys a mystery threaded through a very human, messy life People who want Banks at his most expansive and accessible, without losing his bite So if you want a novel that’s witty, generous, gripping, and quietly profound — with a mystery at its heart and a family at its centre — The Crow Road is one of Banks’s most loved for a reason. Good condition. Big feelings. Sharp humour. A family with secrets. Crappy Old Books supplies the road — you supply the detour into someone else’s life, and the refusal to put it down. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5780/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-crow-road-feb-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349103235 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5779 Complicity by Iain Banks Here we have Complicity (1995) by Iain Banks, published by Abacus, ISBN: 9780349105710 — in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which feels appropriate because this is the sort of novel that makes you question your morals and then offers you a chair. Complicity is Banks in full, gleeful control: sharp, angry, funny, propulsive, and just a little bit feral. It’s a crime novel, a political rant, a media satire, and a moral trap disguised as a thriller — the kind of book that starts with momentum and then quietly nudges you into asking uncomfortable questions like: how do we decide who deserves what? and why do I keep turning the pages if this is making me feel slightly complicit? At the centre is a journalist — which is Banks’s way of saying: here is someone paid to notice things, interpret them, and occasionally poke the powerful. And because it’s Banks, the powerful don’t take kindly to being poked. A series of brutal, theatrically targeted attacks begins to unfold, and the story alternates between two strands: the cynical, messy, immediate world of the journalist, and the cold, methodical voice of someone carrying out punishment with the kind of grim creativity that suggests they’ve been thinking about this for a long time. It’s tense. It’s fast. It’s biting. It is also unmistakably 1990s in the best way — that post-Thatcher, media-saturated atmosphere where cynicism feels like the default setting but outrage is never far away. Banks writes with the swagger of someone who can do plot and ideas at the same time, and who enjoys the friction when they collide. And yes, the title is doing a lot of work. Complicity isn’t subtle. It’s a warning label. You’re not just reading about crime and punishment — you’re being invited to look at the systems, the hypocrisies, the comfortable compromises, and the little ways people shrug and carry on. It’s a thriller that occasionally leans over and says, “You’re enjoying this, aren’t you? Now think about why.” Now, this particular copy: Abacus paperback, Good condition. That’s the ideal format for Banks — practical, portable, and robust enough to survive being read too quickly in one sitting. “Good” means it’s solid and presentable: likely some gentle handling wear, because books like this are rarely left untouched, but overall a tidy, dependable copy that’s ready to do its job. Which is to entertain you thoroughly while also quietly interrogating your worldview. Ideal for: Fans of smart thrillers with genuine bite Readers who like crime fiction that doubles as social commentary Iain Banks completists (and anyone who loved The Wasp Factory and wants the adult, angrier cousin) People who enjoy being gripped and then mildly judged by the book itself If you want a novel that’s darkly funny, fiercely readable, and morally provocative — one that moves like a crime thriller but thinks like a political essay — Complicity is the one. Good condition. Razor-sharp writing. Questionable innocence. Crappy Old Books supplies the plot — the complicity is included at no extra charge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5779/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/complicity-feb-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349105710 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5775 The Ladybird Book of the Weather by FE Newing and Richard Bowood Behold: The Ladybird Book of the Weather (1962, Wills & Hepworth), a small hardback that somehow manages to contain the entire atmosphere inside something roughly the size of a sandwich. No ISBN, because in 1962 books were allowed to exist without being tracked like parcels, and offered here in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, meaning it remains sturdy, presentable, and still ready to explain why your picnic has been cancelled. This is classic Ladybird: cheery certainty, immaculate illustrations, and the reassuring implication that the world is understandable if you just learn the correct terms for clouds. There will be diagrams. There will be confident captions. There will be sunshine that looks suspiciously well-behaved. And there will be rain depicted as if it is a polite educational visitor rather than the relentless British lifestyle choice it actually is. Inside you’ll meet the great cast of meteorological characters: warm fronts, cold fronts, pressure systems, and the sort of cloud formations that make you look upward in real life and think, “Yes, I recognise that, and I still don’t know whether I need a coat.” It’s an introduction to the weather as a scientific system, presented with the calm authority of an era that believed knowledge could conquer confusion. A charming idea, frankly. The illustrations are the real magic here. Ladybird doesn’t just teach you what a cumulonimbus is, it makes it look like a dignified architectural feature that has popped up over a picturesque village for educational purposes. It’s all so neat and orderly that you almost start to believe the sky follows instructions. (It does not. But the book means well.) For the modern reader, there’s the added delight of retro optimism. Forecasting is implied to be a sensible craft carried out by sensible people with maps and instruments, rather than a high-stakes interpretive dance performed by supercomputers and still somehow wrong about drizzle. It’s a time capsule of how we explained the world to children: with clarity, charm, and the gentle assumption that everyone owns a proper anorak. This copy is in Good condition, which is what you want in a Ladybird: clean enough to be a pleasure, sturdy enough to survive another generation of being consulted whenever the sky looks “a bit funny.” Ideal for collectors of classic children’s books, nostalgic adults, weather nerds, and anyone who wants to feel briefly reassured that the atmosphere can be understood in 48 pages. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the forecast is always “vintage with a high chance of charm.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5775/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lady-bird-book-of-the-weather-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wills and Hepworth no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5773 Industry and People Cars by Graham Turner Industry and People: Cars (1965) by Graham Turner Zenith Books ISBN: none (because in 1965 the car had a chassis number, not the book) Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Here we have a title so magnificently straightforward it practically wears a tie: Industry and People: Cars. Not “Dream Machines.” Not “Chrome & Glory.” Just Cars. Industrially. Socially. Sensibly. Published in 1965 — peak mid-century optimism — this is a book from that golden era when the motor car was still a promise. A promise of mobility, of independence, of progress, of being able to drive somewhere slightly more interesting than where you already were. Graham Turner sets out to explain not just how cars are made, but what they mean — to factories, to workers, to families, to nations. And that’s the charm. This isn’t a petrolhead’s rhapsody. It’s the story of the motor car as a social force. Steel. Assembly lines. Tooling. Labour. Distribution. The astonishing orchestration required to get something with four wheels from raw ore to suburban driveway. It treats the car not as glamour, but as infrastructure — which somehow makes it more impressive. There’s something beautifully 1960s about the tone. It believes in industry. It believes in manufacturing. It believes in coordinated effort and tidy progress charts. It assumes that factories hum with purposeful energy and that the future will, naturally, contain more cars and better roads. It’s optimism in hardback form. Yet read it now and you’ll feel that gentle historical irony creeping in. The world has shifted. The car is no longer a novelty; it’s a congestion statistic. Industry is no longer a clean upward arrow; it’s globalised, automated, outsourced. And so this book becomes a snapshot — a calm, thoughtful explanation of how the motor car reshaped society at a moment when that reshaping still felt exciting rather than inevitable. Zenith Books specialised in accessible industrial and technical subjects, and you can feel that here: clear explanations, tidy diagrams, and a sense that the reader deserves to understand how things are actually made. It’s practical without being dull, informative without being fussy. This copy is in Good condition — solid, clean, and perfectly capable of educating a fresh reader about crankshafts, assembly lines, and the social ripples of mass production. It may not smell of petrol, but it carries the faint aroma of factory-floor ambition. Perfect for: collectors of mid-century industrial history, lovers of motoring ephemera, anyone nostalgic for the era when Britain still made Things, or readers who enjoy the quiet drama of organised production. Buy it for the social history. Buy it for the industrial diagrams. Buy it because sometimes the most interesting story isn’t the race — it’s the factory that built the car in the first place. After all, before there was glamour, there was the assembly line. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5773/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/industry-and-people-cars-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zenith Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5772 Quick Before It Melts by Philip Benjamin Quick Before It Melts (1964) by Philip Benjamin Victor Gollancz ISBN: none (because 1964 trusted you to remember the title) Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books whisper. Some books declaim. And then there are books that urgently instruct you in the title: Quick Before It Melts. You don’t even know what it is yet, but you’d better get on with it. Philip Benjamin delivers one of those wonderfully mid-century comic capers in which the premise is already faintly absurd and the execution takes that absurdity and treats it with the utmost seriousness. The result is that particular 1960s British humour — dry, intelligent, slightly bewildered by the modern world, and entirely committed to seeing the joke through. Without giving away too much, the novel pivots on a scenario that begins improbably and then accelerates. There’s international confusion, bureaucratic entanglement, and the creeping realisation that small misunderstandings have an alarming habit of becoming large geopolitical incidents. It’s satire served cool and crisp — appropriate, given the title. Benjamin’s tone is brisk and wry. He understands that the best comedy comes from people behaving with complete sincerity in situations that are clearly spiralling. Nobody sets out to be ridiculous; they simply apply logic with impressive confidence while everything quietly collapses around them. It’s all terribly British in its composure, even when the stakes grow surprisingly icy. And yes, there is a Cold War chill humming underneath. This is 1964, after all — a time when diplomacy and disaster could share a border, and one telegram too many might start something regrettable. Benjamin takes that tension and tilts it just enough to make it funny. It’s political without being preachy, and absurd without being chaotic. As a Victor Gollancz hardback, it carries that pleasing solidity: smart jacket design, tidy typography, the sense that this was once reviewed in newspapers by people wearing proper jackets. In Good condition, this copy is clean, sturdy, and ready to be whisked off the shelf before anything melts at all. There’s something especially charming about comic novels of this era. They don’t shout. They don’t nudge you with neon signs. They simply set up a ludicrous situation and allow human nature to do the rest. The result is clever, controlled, and far more enduring than it first appears. Buy it if you like satire with frost on its collar. Buy it if you enjoy Cold War comedy without the explosions. Buy it if you appreciate a novel whose urgency is baked into the title. Because sometimes the world teeters on the brink — and sometimes the brink is made of ice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5772/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/quick-before-it-melts-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Victor Gollancz no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5771 The Executioners by John Creasey Here we have The Executioners (1967) by John Creasey, published by Hodder and Stoughton — ISBN: none, Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books — and crucially: an Ex-Library copy, complete with the library ticket pouch in the back and stamps showing numerous loans between 1971 and 1972. Which is frankly perfect, because if there’s any author who feels born to be borrowed repeatedly by strangers who fancy a brisk dose of menace, it’s John Creasey. Creasey wasn’t so much a novelist as a production line for tension. He wrote crime and suspense with the confident efficiency of a man who knows exactly what you came for and has no intention of wasting your time with lyrical meandering. You pick up a Creasey and within minutes you’re in motion: people with motives, problems with sharp edges, and a plot that moves like a police car in a hurry. And The Executioners is not a title that pretends to be cosy. This is not “A Mildly Awkward Incident at the Vicarage”. This is The Executioners — two words that suggest grim certainty, organised nastiness, and consequences delivered with enthusiasm. It’s the kind of book that wears a dark suit, doesn’t smile much, and knows where you live. Now, let’s talk about the ex-library angle, because it’s delicious. This book has history. Not just the 1967 publication date, but the lived social history of being a working library copy in the early 1970s — when a thriller was something you got out on a Friday, devoured over the weekend, and returned on Monday with the quiet satisfaction of having survived it. Those 1971–1972 stamps are basically a tiny audit trail of suspense consumption. You can picture it: someone in 1971, perhaps in a raincoat, selecting this from a shelf with fluorescent lighting and a faint smell of carpet and public funding. They take it home, open it, and promptly lose a few hours to Creasey’s no-nonsense pace. Then someone else borrows it. Then someone else. A chain of readers, all wanting the same thing: a competent, efficient thriller that doesn’t mess about. In other words, the library treated The Executioners exactly as it should be treated: circulated, handled, read, and enjoyed. And the ticket pouch is the cherry on top. It’s a little relic of pre-digital life, when reading left physical evidence. Before databases. Before barcodes on everything. When the book itself kept the receipts. Condition-wise, it’s listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it’s still a solid, readable survivor. The binding is sound. The pages are intact. And yes, it has the expected ex-library marks: stamps, pouch, perhaps a few reminders that this object once belonged to the people. It’s not a pristine collector’s showpiece — it’s a proper working copy with scars of duty. And honestly, that suits a Creasey perfectly. A spotless copy would feel like it hasn’t earned the tension. Ideal for: Readers who like classic British crime fiction with pace and purpose Collectors of ex-library books and their wonderfully tangible provenance Creasey fans who enjoy the “professional thriller” style — clear, brisk, efficient Anyone who finds old library stamps oddly moving (because they are) So if you want a sharp-edged, mid-century thriller with an extra layer of real-world backstory — a book that has been vetted by multiple 1971 borrowers and found worthy of repeat loans — this is it. Good condition. Ex-library. Ticket pouch intact. Proven popular 1971–1972. Crappy Old Books proudly supplies the executioners — with the paperwork to prove they’ve been out on the streets. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5771/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-executioners-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5769 Return To Peyton Place by Grace Metalious Return To Peyton Place (1960) by Grace Metalious is what happens when a small town discovers it has unfinished business… and then decides to make that everyone else’s problem as well. If Peyton Place was the scandal that got politely denied over the dinner table, Return To Peyton Place is the sequel that turns up uninvited, sits down anyway, and asks loud questions about everyone’s private life. Metalious doesn’t “return” to Peyton Place so much as she re-opens the file. The town is still serving judgement by the teaspoon, still polishing its respectability in public while storing chaos in the cupboard, and still proving that nothing travels faster than a rumour with good shoes. It’s melodrama with the confidence of an era that didn’t feel the need to wink at you while doing it. No irony required, because the situation is doing the work all by itself. Inside, you’ll find a parade of ambition, longing, envy, reputation management, and people making decisions that are simultaneously dreadful and completely understandable (which is the best kind). It’s earnest, dramatic, and weirdly addictive — like reading a polite newspaper that occasionally sets itself on fire. This is a Pan Books paperback from 1960, meaning it also comes with that lovely mid-century “I shouldn’t be reading this on the bus” aura. The cover style is classic Pan: the promise of adult drama packaged in a way that suggests you could hide it inside a more respectable book if someone walked in. Condition: Fair. This copy has lived a life. The book block is slightly bent vertically, like it spent some time under a pile of books and came away with a gentle, lasting opinion about gravity. It’s not flat like a showroom copy; it’s got a bit of a lean, a touch of “I’ve been through things.” That said, it’s perfectly readable and still holds together — more “seasoned paperback” than “archaeological artefact.” Ideal for readers who enjoy: – Small-town drama where everyone is both victim and culprit – Mid-century moral panic served with absolute sincerity – Secrets, reputations, and consequences doing laps around the same streets – Vintage paperbacks with a bit of character (and a slight bend to prove it) From Crappy Old Books, where we respect a book that’s been handled, read, possibly judged, and then carefully kept anyway. Peyton Place might be fictional, but the nosiness is timeless. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5769/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/return-to-peyton-place-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5768 Biggles - Air Detective by WE Johns Biggles: Air Detective (1952) by W.E. Johns. Published by Dean & Son. ISBN: none (because Biggles predates the entire concept of scanning a barcode at the self-checkout). Condition: Fair, as sold by Crappy Old Books — with a dust jacket that’s worn and has a few nicks at the top of the spine, like it’s been repeatedly hauled from a shelf by someone in a hurry to get back into the action. Here we have Biggles doing what Biggles does best: looking impossibly calm while danger politely queues up to be dealt with. This is not the Biggles of leisurely Sunday flights and scenic cloud appreciation. This is Biggles: Air Detective — which means the flying is still there, but now with added mystery, suspicion, and the quiet certainty that the criminal will be uncovered just as surely as the tea will be brewed. If you’ve never met Biggles, imagine the ideal mid-century hero: resourceful, unflappable, allergic to melodrama, and forever slightly amused by the fact that other people don’t keep their affairs in better order. He’s the kind of man who can solve a case, land a plane, and deliver a dry remark — all without disturbing his hair. The tone is pure W.E. Johns: brisk, practical, and hugely confident that adventure is something that simply happens to competent chaps. The detective work is satisfyingly old-school — observation, deduction, and just enough peril to keep everyone honest. No apps. No forensics lab montages. Just brains, bravery, and the occasional urgent departure. And because this is 1952, the world it conjures is a particular one: post-war, still close enough to the big aerial age to feel it in the writing, full of places that sound better when said crisply, and an atmosphere where people get on with things rather than talk about how they feel about them. If you like your heroes competent and your plots moving at a decent clip, Biggles will treat you very well. Now, the physical book: Fair, with a dust jacket that’s clearly done its job for decades. Those nicks at the top of the spine are exactly where life happens — pulled out, pushed back, stacked, rescued, re-read. A Biggles book with a flawless jacket feels suspiciously like it’s never actually been allowed to be exciting. This one looks like it’s been enjoyed, which is rather the point. Perfect for: Biggles collectors (especially those who enjoy the charm of early Dean & Son hardbacks), lovers of classic boys’ adventure fiction, anyone building a shelf of “competent people doing competent things under pressure,” or readers who just want a jolt of no-nonsense escapism from a simpler, brisker storytelling age. Buy it for the vintage adventure. Buy it for the dust-jacketed nostalgia. Buy it because sometimes the world is best improved by a calm man with sharp eyes, a steady hand, and absolutely no time for fuss. Because Biggles doesn’t need modern technology — he just needs a clue, a clear sky, and five pages to sort the whole thing out. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5768/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/biggles-air-detective-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dean and Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5766 First Steps in Winemaking by CJJ Berry Behold: First Steps in Winemaking (c.1965) by C. J. J. Berry, published by Amateur Winemaker — ISBN: none (because the book was made in a time when hobbies didn’t need barcodes), offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, and carrying that wonderfully specific warning label of vintage practicality: the binding is good but delicate, and the pages may start to fall out if you treat it like a brand new book. Which is, frankly, the most authentic winemaking experience possible. Because this isn’t a glossy modern “Weekend Rosé in Ten Easy Minutes” manual. This is old-school British home-brew culture — a time when the nation looked at hedgerows, allotments, surplus fruit, and mild economic adversity and thought: we can turn that into alcohol. It’s thrifty, ingenious, faintly chaotic, and utterly sincere. Berry writes for people who want to make wine in kitchens, sheds, and spare rooms, armed with demijohns, rubber bungs, a siphon tube, and the unshakeable belief that fermentation is basically nature doing you a favour. First Steps in Winemaking is exactly what it says: the entry ramp. It’s the friendly handshake before the slippery slope into “just one more batch” and “I’ve started naming my yeasts.” Expect practical guidance, plain language, and the comforting sense that if you follow the instructions (mostly), you will end up with something drinkable (eventually). It’s the kind of book that assumes you are capable, resourceful, and willing to learn through minor disaster. And because it’s the Third Edition (with no date — very on-brand for the era), it has that lived-in, community-tested feel. Not a pristine academic text, but a working handbook: updated because people actually used it, and presumably wrote in with questions like “why does mine smell like an old sock” and “is it meant to fizz like that.” Now, the best bit: the adverts in the back. If you love ephemera, this is half the joy. Ads for yeast, bottles, corkers, demijohns, hydrometers, mysterious powders, and mail-order suppliers who will post you everything required to transform your spare cupboard into a small, optimistic winery. The language will be marvellous: confident, earnest, and entirely unembarrassed about selling you specialist equipment for turning parsnips into something that could technically be served at Christmas. As for condition: this copy is Fair, and it’s important to read that as “vintage and slightly temperamental,” not “useless.” The binding is good but delicate, and the pages may loosen if you get too enthusiastic — so treat it like a real 1960s hobby manual: gentle hands, no spine-breaking, no aggressive flattening on the kitchen table while stirring a bubbling bucket of elderberry ambition. Think of it as a book that wants you to approach winemaking the way you should approach fermentation: patiently, respectfully, and with an acceptance that things may become unstructured. Ideal for: Home-brewers and winemakers who like the classic, practical approach Collectors of C. J. J. Berry and British brewing ephemera Anyone who enjoys vintage how-to books with ads, charm, and a faint air of danger People who look at a hedge and think “I could drink that” So if you want a genuinely old-school guide to the noble art of making wine at home — plus a back section that doubles as a little museum of mid-century hobby commerce — this is a lovely, fragile survivor. Not modern. Not precious. Not guaranteed to behave. Fair condition. Third edition. Plenty of ads. Handle with care — and possibly a tea towel. Crappy Old Books supplies the first steps. Nature does the rest. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5766/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/first-steps-in-winemaking-feb-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amatuer Winemaker no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5765 Argosy - February 1963 by Various Presenting Argosy – February 1963 (1963) by Various, published by Fleetway — ISBN: none (because magazines don’t bother with such modern bureaucracy), and offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, which is exactly what you want from a time-capsule of Britain when men were men, adverts were unhinged, and every problem could be solved with either a pipe, a decisive handshake, or a new kind of razor. Argosy was the sort of magazine that assumed you had a shed, an opinion on engines, and a firm view about the correct way to live. It’s a glossy(-ish), brawny, mid-century miscellany: fiction, features, possibly war stories, sport, travel, gadgets, strange little human-interest pieces, and the constant underlying promise that somewhere in these pages is something that will make you slightly more competent and faintly more heroic. And because this is February 1963, you’re getting a wonderfully specific slice of the era: Britain on the cusp of swinging, but still wearing its sensible coat. The world is modernising at speed, but people are also still very excited by things like new camera models, better fountain pens, and the concept of “leisure” being something you do with intent. The joy of an issue like this is that it’s not just reading material — it’s a cultural fossil. The writing will feel confident. The tone will feel brisk. The assumptions will occasionally make you blink. And the adverts (if they’re present, which is half the fun) will be a masterclass in straight-faced persuasion: buy this product and your life will improve, your marriage will stabilise, and your colleagues will respect your choice of aftershave. You might find: Short stories with proper plots and people who “light a cigarette thoughtfully” Articles that treat everyday pursuits as serious crafts Features that explain the world with great certainty Illustrations and layouts that are unapologetically of their time A general sense that being “a man of the world” mostly involved reading magazines and knowing things Now, about the condition. This copy is listed as Good, which is genuinely impressive for a sixty-plus-year-old magazine — the sort of publication that was never meant to survive beyond the next haircut. “Good” means it’s a solid, presentable survivor: readable, intact, and still doing its job as a little paper window into 1963. It may show light wear at the edges, gentle handling marks, perhaps a touch of age toning — but overall it’s in the kind of state you can actually enjoy without it turning into confetti. And that’s the point. This isn’t a precious museum object; it’s a working time machine. Ideal for: Collectors of Fleetway titles and mid-century British magazines Readers who love vintage adverts, typography, and old editorial tone Writers and designers hunting for authentic period texture Anyone who enjoys the strange comfort of old print culture telling you what matters So if you want a neat, compact dose of 1963 — the stories, the attitudes, the style, and the wonderfully confident nonsense — this issue of Argosy is ready. Good condition. Properly vintage. Mildly ridiculous in the best way. Crappy Old Books brings you February 1963, shrink-wrapped in nostalgia (but not literally, because it’s 1963 and we have standards). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5765/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/argosy-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fleetway no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5763 A Frenzy of Merchantmen by Alistair MacLean Introducing A Frenzy of Merchantmen (1977) by Alistair MacLean, published by Fontana, ISBN: 0006154247 — offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books, complete with a slanted spine, which is honestly the most nautical thing a paperback can do without actually getting wet. Now, before anyone boards expecting torpedoes, Arctic spray and men quietly dying with dignity: this is MacLean doing something slightly different. A Frenzy of Merchantmen is one of his non-fiction works — MacLean stepping out from behind the exploding helicopters and deadpan heroes to talk about the real-world business of ships, trade, sea lanes, and the kind of maritime history that keeps civilisation supplied with tea, coal, bananas and the vague illusion that everything is under control. It’s also, crucially, MacLean. Which means even when he’s being factual, there’s a sense that the sea is always one squall away from swallowing your optimism, and that human enterprise is largely an elaborate attempt to move things from one place to another without being murdered by weather, economics, or geography. The title alone is doing excellent work. “A Frenzy of Merchantmen” sounds like an outbreak. Like merchant shipping has become a medical condition. Like somewhere a respectable harbour master is being told, “I’m afraid it’s merchantmen, and it’s spreading.” But it also captures something true: the sheer chaos and scale of maritime trade during the great surges of empire, industry, war and expansion — when the oceans were busy in a way that now feels almost impossible to imagine. Expect: Ships, routes, cargoes, ports, and the muscular logistics of the world economy Stories of risk, endurance, and the quietly heroic labour of getting stuff delivered The odd brush with disaster, because the sea never misses a chance That MacLean sense that even a “normal” voyage is one paperwork error away from catastrophe And if you like your history with salt in it — this is full of it. Now, about this copy. This one is Fair condition, which means it’s still absolutely readable and serviceable, but it has lived a bit. It may have been read on trains, in armchairs, in bed, or in the sort of places where people keep “interesting books” for when they want to feel industrious. The slanted spine tells you it’s been stored at an angle, handled often, or leaned on by the weight of other paperbacks with equally strong opinions about the mid-20th century. In other words: it looks like a book that has done some miles. Which suits the subject perfectly. A book about merchant shipping that’s a bit battered is essentially method acting. A pristine copy would feel suspiciously unearned. Who’s it for? Fans of MacLean who want to see him in “serious” mode (still with tension humming underneath) Readers who enjoy maritime history, trade routes, and the grim romance of the working sea Anyone who has ever looked at a container ship and thought: that is quietly insane, isn’t it? Collectors of Fontana editions and 1970s non-fiction paperbacks with proper heft So if you want a brisk, salty, quietly dramatic account of the merchant fleets that made the modern world possible — told by a writer who can make a cargo manifest feel faintly threatening — this is your book. Fair condition. Slanted spine. Full of ships. Crappy Old Books proudly supplies the frenzy — and the merchantmen — slightly listing, but still very much afloat. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5763/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-frenzy-of-merchantmen-feb-2026.jpg 0.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006154242 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5762 Colditz by PR Reid Ah, Colditz (1972) by P. R. Reid, published by Coronet Books, ISBN: 0340024062 — and presented here in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which is reassuring because this is not a book that benefits from flimsiness. For those unfamiliar: Colditz was not a charming spa town where one popped in for mineral waters and a polite waltz. It was a German high-security prisoner-of-war castle during the Second World War — the place where the Third Reich sent the “difficult” officers. The escapers. The organisers. The men who looked at barbed wire and thought, “Challenge accepted.” P. R. Reid was one of them. Which means this isn’t a glossy after-the-fact reconstruction filled with dramatic violins and slow-motion heroics. It’s the real thing — dry, restrained, British-to-the-core understatement applied to situations involving tunnels, disguises, forged papers, and a castle full of men who regarded incarceration as an administrative inconvenience. This is wartime stoicism in paperback form. It is full of ingenuity, patience, and that specific Allied officer mindset that believed rules were binding — unless they were German rules, in which case one must immediately attempt to circumvent them. The brilliance of Colditz as a story is not loud heroics. It’s persistence. It’s boredom weaponised. It’s men who decide that if you give them four walls and too much time, they will invent an entire underground university, a theatre, and a small but determined engineering department dedicated to leaving. And this 1972 Coronet edition? It has that excellent early-70s paperback energy: solid, readable, slightly serious-looking, probably once carried in a coat pocket on a train. The cover likely promises tension and fortitude. The pages promise resilience. The tone promises that the stiff upper lip was, in fact, structurally load-bearing. Now to condition. This copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books language means it has survived its own campaign. The spine is intact. The pages are sound. It may show signs of life — minor creasing, gentle edge wear — but nothing dramatic. It has not attempted escape from the shelf. It has behaved admirably. Which is fitting. Because Colditz as a book isn’t about dramatic explosions (though there are moments). It’s about patience, morale, ingenuity, and the quiet refusal to concede. A Good-condition copy feels appropriate: sturdy, dependable, not showy — very much in character. Ideal for: Fans of real WWII memoirs rather than cinematic embellishment Collectors of 1970s Coronet war paperbacks Readers who enjoy stories of intelligence over brute force Anyone who secretly believes that if locked in a castle, they too would begin measuring the walls If you want the definitive inside account of the most famous POW camp in Europe — written by a man who was actually there — this is it. No myth-making necessary. The facts are sufficiently astonishing. A castle. A war. A group of officers who simply refused to sit still. Good condition. Strong spine. No surrender. Crappy Old Books proudly offers the escape story that never stopped trying. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5762/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colditz-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340024065 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5760 Men on Trial by Peter Howard Here we have Men on Trial (1945) by Peter Howard, published by Blandford Press — a title that comes striding in with a clipboard, a stern expression, and absolutely no interest in your excuses. You don’t pick up a book called Men on Trial expecting a gentle amble through “interesting questions”. This is 1945. The world has just been through the grinder. Everyone is reassessing everything. And Peter Howard has decided the best way to proceed is to put men (helpfully broad category) in the dock and see what falls out. This is the kind of mid-century moral and social commentary that feels like it was written in a brisk, clear voice, possibly in a suit, possibly with a stiff upper lip, and definitely with a sense that life is serious business and we ought to behave accordingly. “Trial” here isn’t only the legal sort either. It’s judgement in the bigger sense: character, conscience, leadership, responsibility, integrity — all the things that get talked about very confidently just after a war, when the human species is both proud of itself and deeply suspicious of itself. So what do you get? You get a book that sounds like it wants to measure humanity against a standard. Perhaps it interrogates politicians, public figures, ordinary citizens, or “the modern man” as a concept. Perhaps it’s about the courtroom, perhaps it’s about the courtroom of life, where the jury is your own conscience and the judge is history and the sentence is… having to live with yourself. Either way, you can expect that 1945 tone: urgent, purposeful, and faintly exasperated that we’re all still making the same mistakes, only now with better machinery. And there’s an irony here that feels almost too neat: this copy is in Good condition. That means the men may be on trial, but the book itself has been acquitted. It has survived the decades with its binding and dignity intact. It’s clearly been read, but not destroyed. A solid, respectable copy — the literary equivalent of someone turning up to court on time with their papers in order. As sold by Crappy Old Books, “Good” is the sweet spot: presentable and sturdy, with the gentle, honest signs of age that make a 1945 volume feel properly lived-in rather than artificially preserved. It’s the kind of book that sits nicely on a shelf and looks like it might occasionally be pulled down to settle an argument, inspire a lecture, or quietly guilt-trip someone into higher standards. Who is this for? Anyone who loves post-war thought, when Britain and the world were trying to decide what kind of future they deserved. Readers who enjoy that old-school blend of moral seriousness and confident prose. Collectors of Blandford Press and mid-century non-fiction with titles that sound like they’re about to tell you off. People who appreciate books that treat “character” as a real, measurable thing, not a vague vibe. If you want a time capsule of 1945’s mood — earnest, corrective, searching for meaning after catastrophe — Men on Trial is exactly what it says on the tin. A book that looks at humanity, clears its throat, and asks whether we’re going to do better this time. No pressure. Good condition. Strong spine. Serious title. Crappy Old Books proudly offers you the chance to put 1945’s judgement back on the stand — and see how it holds up today. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5760/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/men-on-trial-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5759 The Story of England - Makers of the Realm by Arthur Bryant Here we have The Story of England – Makers of the Realm (1945) by Arthur Bryant, published by The Reprint Society — a book that doesn’t so much suggest a national narrative as stride into the room, straighten the curtains, and announce that England has been making itself for centuries and it would like you to pay attention. This is Arthur Bryant at full ceremonial tilt: the grand storyteller of “the island story”, the man who could turn constitutional rearrangements, muddy battlefields, and the slow evolution of institutions into something that feels like a procession. If you’ve ever wondered what history looks like when it’s written with a confident chin and a deep belief that the past is both instructive and faintly noble, this is it. And the timing matters. 1945 is not a quiet year to publish anything called Makers of the Realm. Britain is stepping out of total war, rationing is still the national hobby, and the future is being argued over with great intensity. So a sweeping, reassuringly structured volume about how the realm was made is basically cultural comfort food: here’s who we are, here’s how we got here, here’s the long view… now pass the tea. As for the “makers” in question: you can expect a parade of kings and counsellors, parliament and power, church and crown, wars that “forged” things, crises that “tested” things, and a general sense that England didn’t just happen, it was constructed — by stern people doing stern things, usually while wearing inconvenient clothing. It’s the kind of history that likes its characters big, its themes bigger, and its narrative line unbroken. Nuance is present, but it tends to arrive wearing a sash and carrying a flag. Modern readers sometimes call this “old-fashioned”. Bryant would probably call it “proper”. Now, this being a Reprint Society edition, you’re also getting that very specific mid-century promise: solid production, aimed at readers who want serious books without the fuss of hunting first editions. A book for the sensible shelf. The one you reach for when you want to feel that your mind is being improved, ideally while you sit somewhere slightly draughty. Condition: Good means this copy has survived exactly as it should. It’s not a pristine, untouched relic that looks like it has never been opened for fear of disturbing the ideas. It’s a proper, readable, shelf-worthy survivor — the kind of book that has likely stood in the background of living rooms, occasionally removed to settle debates, inspire essays, or provide that deeply comforting sensation of being surrounded by “worthwhile” things. And look, there’s also something delightfully ironic about a book called The Story of England being sold by Crappy Old Books. It feels like the nation in miniature: lofty ideals, robust tradition, and slightly scuffed corners. You want the story? Here it is — in good condition, but not pretending it hasn’t been handled. Ideal for: Readers who like history as narrative, not a spreadsheet. Collectors of mid-century British hardbacks and Reprint Society editions. Anyone who enjoys the warm heft of “England” as an idea, delivered in confident paragraphs. People who suspect (rightly) that the phrase “Makers of the Realm” probably involves a lot of committees and at least one dramatic crisis. So if you fancy a sweeping, purposeful tour through the building of England — the people, powers, and pressures that shaped the realm — this is a sturdy, readable slice of 1945 confidence. A national story told with conviction, in a book that looks like it has done its duty and is ready to do it again. The realm was made. The book was printed. The copy is Good. Crappy Old Books proudly supplies the makers, the myth, and the mildly worn dignity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5759/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/makers-of-the-realm-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Reprint Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5758 The Torn Bible by A Somerton Behold: The Torn Bible (1903) by A. Somerton, published by Frederick Warne — a title that arrives already in a state of emotional emergency. You don’t call something The Torn Bible unless you’re planning to make the reader feel at least three of the following: concern, curiosity, moral tension, and the faint urge to sit up straighter and stop being sarcastic for a moment. (Don’t worry. We’ll manage.) This is Edwardian-era earnestness in hardback form: a period when a book title could simply announce the central symbol and expect you to lean in respectfully. No spoiler-free coyness, no minimalist ambiguity, no “Untitled No. 7”. Just: Bible. Torn. We’re dealing with it. Somewhere inside, you can practically hear a narrator clearing their throat and saying, “Now then, there is a lesson to be learned…” And that’s part of the charm. Because whatever The Torn Bible actually is — devotional story, moral tale, domestic drama with spiritual undertones, or a quietly devastating little narrative designed to be read aloud in a parlour — it’s very much from the era when fiction often came with a purpose. Entertainment was allowed, yes, but it was expected to behave itself. Frederick Warne, of course, is a publisher with immaculate credentials: the sort of firm that makes you think of gilt titles, sensible typography, and books that have spent their lives on respectable shelves, flanked by other volumes that disapprove of modern music. So you’re getting that very particular early-1900s vibe: clean, clear, proper, and completely unembarrassed about notions like conscience, duty, and redemption. Which means this book is a time capsule of values as much as it is a story. It’s the kind of thing that reminds you the Edwardians had their own anxieties, their own griefs, and their own ways of trying to make sense of the world — often by placing a charged object in the centre of the plot and letting it quietly do the work. A torn Bible is never just a torn Bible. It’s a metaphor with teeth. Now, the delicious irony: this copy is in Good condition. So despite the title promising ripped scriptures and possibly a household in moral tatters, the actual physical book has held itself together rather admirably. It’s a lovely little contradiction. The Torn Bible that isn’t torn. The Edwardian drama of damage and repair, presented in a form that has survived more than a century without falling apart in your hands. That’s either deeply satisfying or suspiciously on-theme, depending on your worldview. As sold by Crappy Old Books, “Good” means it’s a solid, readable, presentable survivor — not a flawless museum relic, but certainly not something that looks like it was rescued from a damp hymnbook box behind a church boiler. Expect the usual gentle signs of age that come with 1903 paper and binding — the kind of patina that says “I have outlived several monarchs and I’m still here.” But overall: respectable, sturdy, and ready for another reader. Who is this for? Collectors of Edwardian moral fiction and domestic religious stories. Fans of early 20th-century British publishing, especially Warne. People who enjoy books that feel like they were written with a straight back and a firm handshake. Anyone who appreciates a title that sounds like a crisis but arrives as a calm, tidy object. If you want a book that will teach you something (or at least make you feel that you should be learning something), if you like your stories seasoned with conscience, and if you enjoy the odd thrill of handling a 1903 volume that’s made it this far without giving up, then The Torn Bible is a wonderfully sincere, quietly dramatic little piece of the past. A torn Bible, un-torn book. Edwardian symbolism, intact binding. Crappy Old Books, as ever, providing the contradictions you didn’t know you needed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5758/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-torn-bible-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Warne no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5757 Before voting in the Election Read Vote Labour - Why by Licinius Right then: Before voting in the Election Read Vote Labour – Why (1945) by Licinius, published by Victor Gollancz, and offered here in the proudly serviceable category of Condition: Fair by Crappy Old Books — which is exactly the kind of condition you’d expect from a pamphlet whose natural habitat is a coat pocket, a union hall, and the inside of a determined person’s jacket during a sudden rainstorm. This isn’t a book so much as a political flare fired straight into the smoky post-war sky. It comes from that particular British moment when the country had just finished winning a world war and immediately turned to the next great national pastime: arguing about what on earth should happen next. Homes, jobs, food, rationing, the welfare state, the future of industry — everything was on the table, and nobody was pretending the table was stable. And here comes Licinius (a pseudonym with the faintly gladiatorial air of someone who doesn’t want to be pestered at dinner parties) telling you, politely but firmly, that if you’re going to vote, you might as well do it properly — by voting Labour. The “Why” is doing heavy lifting, of course, because it suggests this is not mere tribal chanting, but a reasoned case. You can almost hear the careful, persuasive voice: “Now look, just hear me out…”. Expect brisk certainty. Expect confident assertions delivered with the clipped efficiency of a man who has absolutely no time for muddle. Expect the sort of prose that assumes the reader is intelligent, busy, and possibly deciding between political futures while waiting for the kettle to boil. It’s propaganda, yes, but propaganda from the era when it still dressed up as a pamphlet you could read at the bus stop without being accused of “doomscrolling”. It’s also wonderfully of its time: earnest, purposeful, impatient with cynicism, and animated by the radical idea that politics might actually be used to improve people’s lives, rather than simply to provide content for columnists. Now, about the condition. This copy is Fair, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it has lived. It has likely been read by someone who had strong opinions, and possibly read again by someone else who had even stronger ones. There may be creasing, edge wear, a slightly tired spine, and that particular paper texture that says: “I was printed quickly, cheaply, and with intent.” You’re not buying pristine perfection. You’re buying a survivor of the political weather. And honestly, a spotless copy would feel suspicious. Because a pamphlet like this wasn’t meant to be treasured. It was meant to be used. Folded, carried, argued over, quoted, and perhaps waved in the air with the righteous confidence of someone who believes the future is still up for grabs. If you collect British political ephemera, Gollancz paperbacks, wartime/post-war social history, or you simply enjoy reading old certainty from a time when people wrote “Why” and fully expected to be taken seriously, this is a cracking little time capsule. Not immaculate. Not neutral. Not shy. Just a fair-condition slice of 1945 Britain, still cheerfully trying to win your vote. I have made repairs to the paper dust jacket using brown paper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5757/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vote-labour-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Victor Gollancz no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5755 Fifty Years March - The Rise of the Labour Party by Francis Williams Fifty Years March – The Rise of the Labour Party (1950) by Francis Williams, published by Odhams Press, is exactly what it sounds like: a brisk, earnest, mid-century chronicle of a political movement that began with meetings in smoky halls and ended up holding the keys to Downing Street. Written at a moment when the post-war settlement still felt fresh and the ink on reforms was barely dry, this book captures the Labour Party not as an inevitable institution but as a determined, occasionally chaotic project. It’s a story of trade unions, conferences, policy battles, and the gradual realisation that shouting from the sidelines is less effective than actually forming a government. There are speeches. There are principles. There are arguments that probably continued long after the book went to press. Francis Williams writes with the authority of someone who has watched events unfold rather than merely rummaged through archives. The tone is confident, purposeful, and faintly triumphant — as though history itself has just cast a vote and the result has been declared in bold type. Whether you read it as celebration, documentation, or a time capsule of political optimism depends entirely on your temperament and current mood. For modern readers, there’s a certain charm in revisiting a period when the welfare state was new, nationalisation felt daring rather than bureaucratic, and the future was something to be constructed rather than endlessly debated on television panels. The book has the sturdy seriousness of 1950s publishing: no flashy dust jacket hyperbole, no ironic self-awareness, just a firm belief that politics matters and should be written about accordingly. This copy is in Good condition, which means it has clearly lived a respectable life without succumbing to dramatic indignities. The binding holds, the pages turn, and the text remains perfectly readable. It is not pristine, but it is solid — much like the institutions it describes. Buy it if you enjoy political history with a sense of purpose. Buy it if you’re curious about how movements become establishments. Or buy it simply because there’s something deeply satisfying about holding a 1950 perspective on events that still echo through today’s headlines. Crappy Old Books — marching steadily through the decades, one sensible hardback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5755/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fifty-years-march-feb-2026.jpg 4.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Odhams Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5753 Martin Eden by Jack London Martin Eden (1970), by Jack London, arrives in this stoically democratic Airmont Publishing edition looking every inch the mid-century paperback striver: modest cover, earnest typography, and the faint air of a book that believes in self-improvement but suspects it may be overrated. This is the novel where London — better known for sled dogs, frostbite and men wrestling nature into submission — turns the microscope inward and produces a story about ambition, class, writing, ego, romance, and the slightly alarming consequences of getting exactly what you think you want. No wolves. No Klondike. Just capitalism, intellect, and the dangerous thrill of upward mobility. Our hero, Martin, is a working-class sailor who decides, after falling in love with refinement (and a refined young woman), that he will simply educate himself into greatness. He reads everything. He writes everything. He suffers magnificently. He refuses compromise. It’s the kind of self-forging myth that feels inspirational for the first 100 pages and existentially destabilising by the end. A bootstraps story with splinters. London does not write this gently. There is sweat in these pages. There is hunger — literal and intellectual. There is also a faint suggestion that society’s approval is both intoxicating and hollow. In other words, it’s a coming-of-age story for anyone who has ever tried to upgrade themselves and then wondered whether the upgrade was worth it. This particular 1970 Airmont paperback is in Good condition, which means it has likely already accompanied someone through a phase of self-improvement, literary seriousness, or mild despair. The spine has done its job. The pages have turned obediently. It’s presentable, solid, and entirely ready for its next bout of earnest reflection. Condition-wise: not pristine, not precious — but dignified. Like Martin himself, it shows evidence of effort. Buy it if you enjoy novels about ambition colliding with reality. Buy it if you suspect that success might not be as tidy as the motivational posters imply. Buy it because sometimes the best way to read about the American Dream is through the eyes of someone who nearly strangles it. Crappy Old Books — selling the classics of self-creation, one slightly seasoned paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5753/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/martin-eden-feb-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Airmont Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5752 The History of Wales by GP Ambrose Behold The History of Wales (1947) by G. P. Ambrose — a book with the quietly commanding confidence of a post-war school curriculum: no fuss, no frills, just centuries of princes, rebellions, coal, chapels and the occasional English misunderstanding, neatly packed into a sensible hardback that fully expects you to sit up straight and learn something. This is the sort of “History of…” that doesn’t merely tell you about a nation; it instructs you in it, in the firm but fair tone of a classroom where the windows rattle and somebody’s always forgotten their ruler. And yet, despite its schoolbook origins, this copy is pleasingly un-scribbled. No tragic underlining. No heroic margin doodles. No teenage manifesto written in biro next to Owain Glyndŵr. It’s been used, certainly — but it has not been fought. Ambrose takes you through Wales as a proper story: early kingdoms, Norman pressure, the long tug-of-war with England, the poetry and piety, and the industrial thunderclap of modernity. It’s the Wales of castles and campaigns, yes — but also of communities, language, identity and that stubborn, ancient sense of being slightly different on purpose. You can almost hear the chalk tapping the blackboard as the narrative moves from heroic myth into gritty reality, from princes in the hills to pit-heads in the valleys. And then — because Crappy Old Books always delivers the bonus content — tucked inside is a 1985 programme for the Pontypridd Historical Society. That’s a whole extra layer of Welsh history, like an unexpected encore: the afterlife of local scholarship, the proud continuation of “someone should really give a talk about this” energy. It’s exactly the kind of ephemera that makes a second-hand book feel like a time capsule rather than an object. The book isn’t just about Wales — it has lived in Wales-adjacent orbit, passing through hands that cared enough to attend a programme and keep it safe between the pages. Condition-wise this is Good, which in used-schoolbook terms is a small miracle. It’s got the honest wear of something that has done its duty but hasn’t been wrecked by generations of bored pupils. Solid, presentable, and ready to be adopted by someone who would like their history with a faint smell of institutional seriousness and a surprise Pontypridd cameo. Buy it if you want a brisk, traditional, mid-century overview of Wales — and buy it especially if you enjoy the idea that your reading comes with a free, slightly mysterious cultural attachment from 1985. It’s like finding a backstage pass in a cathedral guide: unnecessary, delightful, and oddly moving. Crappy Old Books: selling you the past, plus the paperwork. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5752/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-history-of-wales-feb-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books EJ Arnold and Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5751 Atlanta - Women As Racing Drivers by SCH Davis Atlanta: Women As Racing Drivers (1955) by S.C.H. Davis. Published by G.T. Foulis. ISBN: none (because in 1955 books didn’t need numbers, they needed nerve). Condition: Good — with a dust jacket that’s had a proper race of its own: heavily torn to the back, with roughly 10–15% missing. Not a disaster, not pristine, but very much “finished the lap” rather than “kept in a glass cabinet.” First things first: yes, the title really is that direct. Women As Racing Drivers. No coyness. No “ladies’ motoring pursuits.” No delicate euphemisms. Just a crisp little statement that implies somebody, somewhere, once needed convincing that women could drive fast — and that S.C.H. Davis arrived with evidence, names, and probably a raised eyebrow. This is a wonderfully mid-century motoring book: part history, part celebration, part quietly defiant corrective to the old assumption that motorsport was a gentleman’s club with a petrol problem. Davis takes you through the women who raced, competed, endured the scepticism, and then did the most persuasive thing possible: won races anyway. It’s the kind of book that reads like a polite argument with the era itself. And it’s published by G.T. Foulis — a name that practically smells of workshop manuals, oily hands, and the thrill of mechanical detail. That gives the book a particular flavour: this isn’t a glossy coffee-table tribute. It’s for people who actually care about racing, the machines, the circuits, the results, and the personalities behind them. In short: proper motoring folk. The irony, of course, is that a book like this shouldn’t have to exist. “Men As Racing Drivers” didn’t need publishing. Yet here we are, in 1955, assembling the proof in hardback form — which is precisely why it’s such an interesting item now. It’s a snapshot of the sport and the culture around it: the admiration, the gatekeeping, the fascination, and the grudging respect that tends to follow anyone who refuses to be politely excluded. Physically, this copy is in Good condition, and the dust jacket — though torn and missing a chunk at the back — still does the crucial job: it signals “mid-century motoring hardback” at twenty paces and gives you that handsome period look on the shelf. The damage is mostly cosmetic, not catastrophic. Think of it as patina with a small scrape: entirely in keeping with the subject. Perfect for: collectors of motoring history and G.T. Foulis titles, anyone interested in women’s sporting history, vintage racing enthusiasts, and people who enjoy books that are quietly revolutionary while wearing a perfectly respectable suit. Because if you’re going to own a 1955 book about women racing cars, it’s only fitting that the jacket looks like it’s been through a bit of turbulence. The point, after all, was never to stay immaculate — it was to finish fast. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5751/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/atlanta-women-as-racing-drivers-feb-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books GT Foulis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5750 The Story of Australia by AGL Shaw The Story of Australia (1983) by A.G.L. Shaw. Faber and Faber. ISBN: 0571180744. Condition: Good — and ex-library, as sold by Crappy Old Books, meaning it comes with that special patina of public service: a few stamps, a label, possibly the faint aura of a thousand earnest readers silently thinking, “Right then, let’s understand Australia properly.” This is the kind of book that promises something enormous in the calmest possible voice. The Story of Australia. Not “Some Thoughts About Australia,” not “A Brief Chat,” but the story — as if a continent can be neatly gathered up, dusted off, and presented between two covers like a well-behaved pet. Which, if you know anything about Australia, is already hilarious. A.G.L. Shaw gives you history with the reassuring firmness of a lecturer who has seen it all: exploration, colonisation, government, gold rushes, wars, politics, economy, society — the whole sprawling saga, from the ancient depths of Indigenous Australia through to the modern nation-state. It’s panoramic without being silly, and clear without being patronising. Shaw writes like someone determined to keep the narrative moving, even when the subject insists on being complicated (which it does, repeatedly). And because it’s Faber and Faber, there’s a certain properness to it all. This is not the “wild outback yarn” version of Australia, where everyone is wrestling crocodiles between chapters. This is the Australia of decisions, consequences, migrations, disputes, policies, and moments when the country quietly reinvented itself while Britain and the rest of the world were busy doing other things. The tone is measured, which makes the underlying drama — the clashes, the upheavals, the scale — land even harder. The ex-library status is a bonus feature. You’re not just buying a book; you’re adopting a former civil servant. It has done its duty. It has sat on shelves waiting for someone to learn about federation, settlement patterns, political shifts, and the awkward fact that “national stories” are rarely as tidy as the title suggests. It may have a pocket, stamps, or catalogue markings — the book’s little resume of having been borrowed, returned, shelved, and borrowed again. In Good condition, it’s perfectly readable and ready for another round. Ideal for anyone who wants a solid, sensible overview — students, travellers who’d like a bit more context than “Sydney’s nice,” or armchair historians who enjoy the slow realisation that Australia’s history is far more than beaches, convict ships, and the occasional heroic sheep. Buy it if you want the big picture. Buy it if you like history written with calm authority. Buy it if you enjoy the small thrill of owning a book that once belonged to everyone. Because if you’re going to tackle a continent’s worth of past, you may as well do it with a dependable guide — and a few library stamps to prove it’s already passed inspection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5750/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-australia-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571180745 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5749 The Vet Has Nine Lives by Alex Duncan The Vet Has Nine Lives (1976) by Alex Duncan Star Books ISBN: 0352398795 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think being a vet is all fluffy kittens and grateful Labradors, and those who have actually tried to examine a cat that does not wish to be examined. This book is for the latter — and for the former, who are about to have their illusions gently, amusingly dismantled. The Vet Has Nine Lives is exactly what it promises: the chaotic, muddy-booted, occasionally clawed reality of veterinary life, served with the dry wit of someone who has spent more time in barns at 3am than in drawing rooms at 3pm. Alex Duncan does not romanticise the profession. He documents it. Which is infinitely better. This is 1970s rural Britain, where cars break down on lanes, farmers are philosophical about disasters, and cows do not schedule their emergencies considerately. The humour is practical. The animals are not sentimental props. They are large, stubborn, occasionally unpredictable beings who have absolutely no idea how much paperwork is about to be involved. And then there are the people. Owners, farmers, well-meaning amateurs, and the odd eccentric — all convinced that their case is unique, urgent, and possibly solved by a teaspoon of something suggested by a neighbour. The vet, meanwhile, arrives armed with medical training and a strong constitution. What makes this book quietly brilliant is its balance. Yes, there is comedy — and plenty of it. But there’s also respect. Respect for the animals, for the craft, and for the strange privilege of being the person called when something living is in trouble. Duncan writes with the kind of understated affection that suggests he has both laughed and despaired in equal measure. The title, of course, is irresistible. Nine lives — a feline reference, yes — but also a nod to the resilience required to keep turning up when you are kicked, bitten, soaked, frozen, and occasionally thanked with a bottle of something homemade and alarming. This 1976 Star Books edition carries that particular mid-70s paperback charm: practical cover, solid type, the sense that this was bought in a railway bookstall by someone who needed cheering up between Swindon and Bristol. In Good condition, it shows just enough wear to prove it has already entertained at least one reader thoroughly. Expect warmth. Expect mud. Expect animals behaving exactly like animals. And expect to come away with the firm belief that veterinary surgeons deserve medals, stronger boots, and possibly hazard pay. Buy it if you love animals. Buy it if you suspect vets have better stories than doctors. Buy it if you enjoy memoirs where competence and chaos coexist happily. Because behind every calm surgery door lies a small epic — and sometimes, if you’re lucky, it comes with a punchline. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5749/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-vet-has-nine-lives-feb-2026.jpg 0.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Books 9780352398796 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5748 Clarence Darrow for the Defence by Irving Stone Step right up for Clarence Darrow for the Defence (1966, Four Square edition, no ISBN because publishing used to be gloriously untracked), offered in Fair condition by Crappy Old Books — with a slightly skewed spine, as if even the book itself has leaned in to hear the closing argument. Irving Stone specialises in turning real lives into full-colour drama, and here he tackles Clarence Darrow: America’s most famous courtroom operator, part lawyer, part showman, part moral battering ram. If you’ve ever wished legal history came with more steam, more speeches, and more righteous indignation, you are in the right place. This is the man who made “for the defence” sound less like procedure and more like a personal crusade. Darrow’s world is all crowded courtrooms and high-stakes cases, where public opinion is its own unruly witness and the law is frequently asked to do the impossible: be fair, be consistent, and preferably not faint under the weight of politics, money, and human behaviour. Stone brings it to life with the sort of narrative confidence that suggests he has personally addressed the jury, the judge, and the gallery, and then gone outside for a cigarette and a philosophical argument. Expect: big cases, bigger personalities, and a steady supply of ethical dilemmas dressed up as “interesting legal questions.” This is not a dry textbook. It’s legal theatre, with Darrow as the star who knows exactly when to pause, when to strike, and when to make the opposing counsel wish they’d chosen dentistry. Now, about this specific copy. It’s Fair. Which means it’s present, correct, and perfectly readable, but it’s seen a few rounds. The spine is slightly skewed, giving it that subtle “been carried about and consulted” posture. There may be the usual age-related wear you’d expect from a mid-century paperback that has been asked to contain the full force of Darrow’s personality for six decades. It is not mint. It is not delicate. It is honest. And honestly, that suits the subject. A pristine Darrow feels suspicious. A slightly battered one feels like it has been argued over, underlined in the mind, and possibly waved about during an enthusiastic rant about justice. If you want courtroom drama with actual historical teeth, this one delivers. If you want a book that looks like it’s never been opened, you may need to hire a better lawyer. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the spines sometimes lean, but the arguments still stand up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5748/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/clarence-darrow-for-the-defence-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5747 The Waxworks Murder by John Dickson Carr Ah, The Waxworks Murder (1956 Penguin Books, no ISBN because it predates the age of beeping scanners and modern accountability), offered here in Poor condition — which is the book world’s polite way of saying: this one has been places. John Dickson Carr, grand ringmaster of the impossible crime, ushers you into a waxworks, a location that is already unsettling before anyone even considers doing a murder. Wax figures stare with that special dead-eyed realism that makes you wonder whether they’ve moved when you weren’t looking. Corridors creak. Shadows behave badly. And somewhere in the middle of it all, Carr is quietly rubbing his hands and setting up the kind of puzzle that dares you to keep up. Carr’s great trick is making the outlandish feel oddly plausible. You’ll find yourself nodding along as if it’s perfectly reasonable that a murder could be committed under conditions that would make a locksmith weep. Clues appear. Suspects circle. Explanations multiply. The atmosphere thickens. And, just when you think you’ve got it pinned down, the plot slips its moorings and glides off into another locked room. Now, about this particular copy. This is not a pristine collector’s piece. This is a survivor. It is complete and readable, but it has been heavily handled, enthusiastically opened, and repeatedly asked to perform its duty as a paperback thriller. The spine is rolled and heavily creased with compression, the covers are worn and marked, and the overall vibe is “borrowed from a friend in 1979 and never returned.” If books could sigh, this one would sigh deeply and reach for a cup of tea. But here’s the thing: a murder mystery in too-perfect condition is faintly suspicious. A Carr novel should look like it’s been clutched on late-night trains, dropped on sofas, propped open on beds, and read with the intensity of someone insisting they’ll stop after “just one more chapter.” This copy has clearly served that purpose, and it has the scars to prove it. So if you want a pristine Penguin, keep walking. If you want a gloriously grimy, properly vintage, delightfully dramatic slice of Golden Age mayhem — complete with that iconic green Penguin look and all the evidence of decades of enjoyment — then congratulations: you’ve found your waxworks specimen. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the plots are twisty, the spines are occasionally squashed, and the vibes are always unabridged. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5747/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-waxworks-murder-feb-2026.jpg 1.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5746 The White Peacock by DH Lawrence Ah, The White Peacock (1950 Penguin edition, no ISBN because it was born before such modern indignities), in cheerfully respectable Good condition — which is to say it has clearly lived a life of quiet contemplation, possibly in a cardigan pocket, possibly on a train bound for Nottinghamshire. This is D.H. Lawrence before he became D.H. Lawrence (capital letters heavy with scandal). Before the outraged magistrates, before the confiscated paperbacks, before that book everyone whispers about at dinner parties. Here, instead, we get Lawrence in his lyrical, brooding, slightly over-invested-in-the-countryside phase. Fields. Emotions. Young people gazing meaningfully at trees. The occasional existential sigh carried on the Midlands wind. Published in 1911 but here reincarnated in 1950 Penguin austerity chic, The White Peacock is Lawrence’s first novel — which means you can feel him stretching his literary muscles. He is trying out themes he will later refine: class tensions, romantic entanglements, rural melancholy, and the uncomfortable realisation that people are often far more complicated than they look in a sunlit meadow. There are peacocks, yes. Not in overwhelming quantities, but enough to suggest symbolism is about to occur. The white peacock itself flutters about like a metaphor that refuses to sit quietly. Love is complicated. Marriage is complicated. Being a sensitive soul in Edwardian England is extremely complicated. Everyone is either yearning, misunderstanding, or staring at the landscape as if it might explain everything. This Penguin edition comes in that gloriously unpretentious mid-century format: compact, serious, slightly browned pages that whisper of post-war reading habits and cups of tea balanced perilously close to literature. “Good” condition means the spine has held firm, the pages remain fully present, and no peacocks have escaped. What you get here is Lawrence before he became infamous — earnest, observant, and already fascinated by the ways desire collides with society. If you’ve ever wanted to witness the early formation of a literary firebrand while he’s still politely describing hedgerows, this is your moment. As always, lovingly liberated from obscurity and offered without scandal surcharge by Crappy Old Books — where even the peacocks are second-hand, but the brooding is entirely original. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5746/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-white-peacock-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5745 The Spies of Peenemunde by Don Betteridge Ahhh yes — that proud little “2/6” on the cover. Not a mysterious code. Not a spy signal. Not a chapter number. Just good old two shillings and sixpence — the price in proper pre-decimal British money. In other words: half a crown. In modern currency? About 12½p. Which, sadly, is not what you’re charging today. Right. Let’s do this properly. The Spies of Peenemünde (1959) Don Betteridge Corgi Books ISBN: none (because barcodes were for the future) Condition: Fair As sold by Crappy Old Books Here we have Cold War paperback drama in its purest, most deliciously pulp form. Rockets. Spies. Suspicion. A man in a trench coat who looks permanently five seconds away from either lighting a cigarette or betraying someone. And looming over it all — Peenemünde, that very real German rocket site whose name alone sounds like it should be whispered. The cover does most of the shouting for you: sleek missile, noir lighting, a woman who knows things, and that magnificent “2/6” price circle at the top — a relic from when international intrigue cost less than a Mars bar. It’s a wonderful historical footnote. Once upon a time you could buy atomic-age paranoia for half a crown. You cannot anymore. Now you must pay slightly more than 12½p for your espionage, but rest assured: inflation has not dulled the drama. Inside, this is classic late-1950s spy fiction — brisk, tense, utterly convinced that secrets are hidden in plain sight and that every conversation in a café could alter the balance of global power. The rockets aren’t metaphorical. The danger isn’t abstract. The Cold War hums quietly beneath every page like a radio tuned just slightly off frequency. Betteridge writes in that efficient, no-nonsense style that suggests men carry dossiers in their inside pockets and women can outwit entire ministries with a raised eyebrow. There will be suspicion. There will be coded messages. There may be a hurried departure in the night. Nobody ever just “walks” anywhere — they move cautiously. And the Fair condition? Perfect, frankly. A 1959 Corgi spy paperback should not look factory-fresh. It should look like it has travelled by train, been read under dim lamps, and perhaps bent slightly during a moment of suspense. The wear adds atmosphere. This is a book that has done its rounds. That 2/6 circle remains on the cover as a charming reminder that once upon a time the world’s secrets were affordable. Now it’s a collectible slice of mid-century tension, complete with period typography and a whiff of trench-coat seriousness. Buy it for the pulp. Buy it for the rockets. Buy it for the sheer joy of seeing “2/6” and realising you are holding a tiny, dramatic piece of Britain before decimalisation. Half a crown in 1959. A small fortune in atmosphere today. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5745/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spies-of-peenemunde-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5744 The Secret Seven by Enid Blyton Ah yes — The Secret Seven (1971 Knight edition) by Enid Blyton. ISBN: 0340041560. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books — which means it has survived decades of jam-fingered intrigue and still stands ready for further clandestine operations. This is the original. The founding document. The Magna Carta of ginger beer and whispered passwords. Before there were international spy thrillers, before gritty Scandinavian noir, there were seven extremely earnest children with a shed, a badge system, and a level of administrative structure most small businesses would envy. Peter, Janet, Jack, Barbara, George, Pam and Colin (plus the dog Scamper, whose contribution to security is… enthusiastic) form the Secret Seven Society. They have meetings. They have passwords. They have rules. They have minutes. Frankly, they’re one filing cabinet away from becoming a limited company. The joy of The Secret Seven lies in its sublime seriousness. These children are not casually curious — they are organised. They have agendas. They have formal gatherings that begin with the correct password and end with biscuits. If you’ve ever wanted a crime-fighting unit that pauses to ensure everyone has their badge on properly, this is your team. Of course, the mystery itself unfolds with that unmistakable Blyton briskness: suspicious adults, odd behaviour, and a creeping sense that something is Not Quite Right in the neighbourhood. The scale is delightfully domestic. No global conspiracies. No shadow governments. Just good old-fashioned puzzlement and the steady conviction that if you cycle fast enough and think hard enough, justice will be served before tea. And then there is the shed. The headquarters. The sanctum. Every reader has, at some point, considered founding their own secret society after encountering this book. Few have achieved the same levels of procedural thoroughness. The Secret Seven do not simply investigate; they convene. Reading this 1971 Knight edition is a particular pleasure — that slightly retro typeface, the solid paperback feel, the air of a book that has been tucked into satchels and rediscovered in lofts. It carries the faint perfume of long summers and a time when the greatest danger in your life was being temporarily excluded from a meeting for forgetting the password. Condition: Good — clean, sturdy, and entirely capable of inducting a new generation into the noble art of suspicious observation. It may have a crease or two, but then so does every seasoned detective. Buy it if you grew up on Blyton and want to revisit your first taste of organised mischief. Buy it if you enjoy mysteries in which civility remains intact. Buy it if you’ve ever considered implementing a password system in your own household. Because long before apps, alerts and group chats, there were seven children, a shed, and the unwavering belief that the world could be improved by holding a properly minuted meeting about it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5744/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-seven-feb-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Knight 9780340041567 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5743 The Big Four by Agatha Christie Ah yes, The Big Four (1978 Fontana edition, ISBN: 0006151701), in solid, honourably thumbed Good condition — which in Agatha Christie terms means it has seen things. Possibly international conspiracies. Possibly tea stains. Possibly both. In this globe-trotting, eyebrow-raising entry in the Poirot canon, Dame Agatha briefly decides that a single corpse in a respectable English drawing room is simply not ambitious enough. No, here we are dealing with a shadowy cabal of global masterminds. Not one villain. Not two. But four. (Branding matters.) They have numbers instead of names, as any self-respecting secret organisation should, and they are bent on nothing less than world domination — or at least making Hercule Poirot mildly inconvenienced between meals. What follows is less “vicar did it” and more “Bond before Bond, but with superior moustache maintenance.” Poirot finds himself ricocheting between continents, secret laboratories, improbable disguises, and villains who explain things at suspicious length. It’s breathless. It’s faintly bonkers. It’s Christie stretching her legs and deciding to sprint. Purists will tell you this is not Christie at her most orthodox. They are correct. It is Christie in her “What if I wrote a pulp thriller and nobody stopped me?” phase. There are secret societies, international intrigue, and plot twists that arrive with the subtlety of a telegram marked URGENT. And yet, somehow, it works — because at the centre stands Poirot, fastidious, unflappable, and still more concerned about symmetry than the collapse of civilisation. This Fontana edition has that comforting late-70s paperback energy: slightly yellowed pages, a cover that may or may not involve dramatic typography, and the faint whiff of someone having read it on a train to somewhere mildly exciting in 1983. It is in Good condition, which is to say it has lived a little. Unlike certain members of the titular Four. So if you’ve ever wondered what happens when Agatha Christie briefly glances at a spy novel and says, “Hold my teacup,” this is your moment. International peril. Murderous masterminds. Poirot versus the proto-Illuminati. All wrapped in a paperback that has already survived several decades without world domination. As always, dispatched with quiet competence and mild sarcasm by Crappy Old Books — where global conspiracies are extra, but character is included free of charge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5743/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-big-four-feb-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006151708 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5742 The Man with the Golden Gun by Ian Fleming Ah, The Man with the Golden Gun (1968), by Ian Fleming — that slim, sun-bleached, nicotine-stained slice of Cold War swagger in classic Pan Books livery — arrives at Crappy Old Books in Good condition, which in Bond terms means: slightly bruised, faintly smoky, but still entirely lethal. This is the Bond novel written at the end of the line — literally. Fleming’s final 007 outing. It’s shorter, sharper, and a little bit stranger than the earlier globe-trotting epics. Instead of volcano lairs and grand conspiracies, we get Jamaica, dust, heat, and a duel. A proper duel. With a man who has — yes — a golden gun. No irony there. Subtlety was never invited. Our hero, James Bond, is not quite his usual polished dinner-jacket self. He’s been through things. Psychological things. The book feels leaner, moodier — almost as if someone took the champagne out of Bond and replaced it with strong coffee and existential fatigue. But don’t worry, the sadism, gadgets and dry martinis are still lurking nearby, ready to make an entrance at the slightest provocation. The villain, Francisco Scaramanga, is exactly the sort of adversary one expects from Fleming: flamboyant, efficient, and impractically accessorised. A golden gun is objectively unnecessary. That is precisely why it is perfect. As for this particular copy: it is in Good condition. Which means it has probably been read — possibly on a train in 1974, perhaps in a deckchair in Margate, maybe under a duvet with a torch. The spine has done its duty. The pages have absorbed decades of British humidity. It is not pristine. It is seasoned. Like Bond himself. This is not a high-modernist meditation on the human condition. It is a Pan paperback that knows exactly what it is: brisk, pulpy, and faintly outrageous. You could spend £12 on an artisanal coffee and finish it in less time than it takes Bond to dismantle a Caribbean criminal syndicate. Or you could spend considerably less with Crappy Old Books and acquire this handsome relic of paperback espionage — a reminder of a time when villains were ostentatious, heroes were morally flexible, and international diplomacy occasionally involved a revolver. Buy it for nostalgia. Buy it for completionism. Buy it because you believe the golden gun is still the most impractical yet desirable accessory in fiction. Shaken. Not shelf-worn. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5742/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-with-the-golden-gun-feb-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5741 Dr No by Ian Fleming Dr No (1963) by Ian Fleming is a reminder that James Bond didn’t originally live in the realm of giant CGI set-pieces and product placement. He lived in the far more dangerous world of mid-century paperback menace, where a man could be knocked out, shipped somewhere tropical, and wake up to find that the local hospitality industry had been replaced by a sadist with a private island and a very strong opinion about “tests”. Bond is sent to Jamaica, which in Fleming-speak means: sun, heat, danger, and the sense that everyone is either watching you, lying to you, or quietly planning how best to dispose of you. There’s an eerie absence of the usual safety rails. Things feel rougher, stranger, and more intimate than the slick “mission briefing” Bond you might expect. He’s still stylish, still stubborn, still capable of surviving on nerve alone — but the tone here is darker and more claustrophobic, with a villain who doesn’t just want to win, but wants to prove something while doing it. And what a villain: Dr No is one of those classic Fleming creations who feels like he was engineered in a laboratory dedicated entirely to making you uncomfortable. He’s not merely a criminal mastermind. He’s an atmosphere. A man who turns a location into a trap, cruelty into a hobby, and conversation into a kind of slow threat. Bond, naturally, responds by being Bond: assessing the room, taking damage, refusing to behave sensibly, and carrying on anyway. There’s also that unmistakable Fleming texture: the sharp, slightly obsessive details — food, heat, bodies, weapons, habits — the stuff that makes the book feel tactile and immediate, like you can smell the salt air and the danger in equal measure. It’s escapism, but with teeth. Not “cosy holiday read” escapism. More “holiday where the minibar is poisoned” escapism. This is a Pan Books paperback from 1963, offered in Fair condition from Crappy Old Books — which is frankly the most honest way a Bond paperback can arrive. Fair means it’s been read, carried, perhaps survived a beach bag, a train commute, or a smoky living room where someone dramatically announced, “Bond is better in the books.” The cover has likely seen things. The pages may be toned. The spine may be expressive. But the story is still there, still punchy, still ready to do its job: whisk you somewhere hot, dangerous, and morally uncomplicated (in the sense that the baddies are absolutely baddies). Perfect for: Bond fans who want the original, pulpier, sharper-edged flavour Readers who like their thrillers sunlit and sinister at the same time Anyone who enjoys a hero who survives on stubbornness, observation, and sheer refusal to die In short: Dr No is vintage Bond — sleek on the surface, brutal underneath, and powered by that classic Fleming promise: the world is glamorous, the stakes are lethal, and your holiday will be ruined in the most entertaining way possible. From Crappy Old Books — Fair condition, fully operational menace, and still licensed to thrill. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5741/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dr-no-feb-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5740 The Saint - Around the World by Leslie Charteris The Saint: Around the World (1966) by Leslie Charteris is your passport to that glorious mid-century fantasy in which international travel involves crisp suits, quick quips, dubious cocktails, and the comforting certainty that if anything goes wrong, Simon Templar will smirk at it until it behaves. This is The Saint doing what The Saint does best: turning up in glamorous locations like a well-dressed moral weather system, bringing sunshine to the deserving and thunderstorms to anyone attempting fraud, blackmail, corruption, or general villainy in his vicinity. The “around the world” promise is exactly what it sounds like — a brisk, stylish tour of trouble spots, where the scenery changes, the bad guys remain depressingly consistent, and The Saint remains irritatingly unruffled. Airports, hotels, embassies, back rooms, beaches, city streets — wherever there’s a scheme, there’s a Saint, usually with a raised eyebrow and an exit plan. Charteris writes with that breezy confidence that belonged to a time when heroes could be charmingly law-adjacent and nobody minded as long as the targets were unpleasant. Templar is not a detective in the cosy sense. He’s not even a policeman’s idea of helpful. He’s a gentleman adventurer with a private ethical code, a taste for mischief, and the kind of effortless competence that makes everyone else look like they packed their brain in their suitcase by mistake. He’s basically a global nuisance — but an impeccably curated nuisance. And it’s 1966, so the world you’re travelling through has that Pan-paperback sheen: a little noir, a little jet-set, a little “this would be a lovely holiday if not for the attempted murder.” The dialogue snaps. The pacing jogs along like it knows you’ve got places to be. And the tone is pure Saint: glamorous peril served with a grin and a side of comeuppance. This copy is Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it’s perfectly readable and carries the proper vintage paperback charm: a life lightly lived, a spine with a bit of history, and pages that may have spent decades waiting patiently for someone to once again enjoy a world where villains are obvious, justice is stylish, and a witty one-liner can be as effective as a weapon. No ISBN, because the 1960s didn’t need barcodes to feel modern — they had confidence. Perfect for: Fans of classic capers with a suave, winking tone Readers who like their justice slightly unofficial but deeply satisfying Anyone who wishes modern travel came with fewer queues and more glamorous skulduggery Collectors of Pan-era paperbacks who appreciate a good story with a better suit In short: a brisk, globe-trotting dose of vintage charm where the scenery is exotic, the danger is punctual, and Simon Templar remains the one man who can turn international crime into something that looks almost… fun. From Crappy Old Books — where the condition is Good, the villains are portable, and your next destination is trouble. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5740/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-saint-around-the-world-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5739 Air Bridge by Hammond Innes Air Bridge (1974) by Hammond Innes is the kind of thriller that assumes you are a sensible adult and therefore fully capable of enjoying two hundred pages of mounting peril, logistical headaches, and men making grim decisions in terrible weather — for fun. Which, to be fair, is exactly what Innes is for: adventure with a clipboard, suspense powered by competence, and the nagging sense that the real villain is often terrain. Set against a world where aircraft are not sleek lifestyle accessories but stubborn metal beasts with opinions, Air Bridge throws you into a high-stakes operation where flying isn’t glamour — it’s survival, supply lines, and the thin, trembling thread between “mission accomplished” and “very expensive crater.” Innes does what he does best: he takes a specialised, practical environment (aviation, engineering, remote places that actively dislike human beings) and turns it into an arena for moral pressure, quiet heroism, and sudden, unforgiving danger. Expect: Aircraft, airstrips, and the kind of procedural detail that makes you feel briefly qualified to run an operation you absolutely should not be allowed near Men who communicate largely through understatement and the occasional meaningful glare A setting that seems scenic until it tries to kill you That signature Innes tension where everything is held together by skill, courage, and whatever spare part is still intact If you’ve read Innes before, you’ll know the pattern: someone goes somewhere for a reason that sounds manageable. It becomes unmanageable. There are people with agendas. There are accidents that may not be accidents. There is machinery doing its best in conditions that would make a sensible person go home. And running through it all is Innes’s great theme: the world is complicated, and the people who keep it functioning are rarely celebrated — unless something goes wrong, at which point they’re suddenly extremely interesting. This Fontana paperback edition (ISBN: 0006123937) is offered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and ready to be flung into a bag like the practical field manual it secretly wants to be. It may have the faintly lived-in charm of a book that once travelled — possibly in a coat pocket, possibly in a glove compartment, possibly as emotional support for someone who didn’t trust airports even in the 1970s. Which feels appropriate. Perfect for: Readers who like thrillers where the action is earned through realistic stakes and real work Fans of aviation, logistics, engineering, and “how did they even pull this off?” scenarios Anyone who enjoys a hero whose superpower is calm competence under pressure People who think an “air bridge” sounds romantic until they realise it involves spreadsheets, fuel, and the sky actively trying to kill you In short: a taut, windswept Hammond Innes adventure where the scenery is vast, the mechanics matter, and the danger arrives with the punctuality of a flight you very much do not want to board. From Crappy Old Books — where the paperbacks are in Good nick, the suspense is industrial-strength, and the nearest safe landing is always further away than you’d like. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5739/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/air-bridge-feb-2026.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006123934 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5738 Breakheart Pass by Alistair MacLean Breakheart Pass (1974) by Alistair MacLean is what happens when you take a train, load it with suspicious passengers, drive it into spectacularly hostile scenery, and then let MacLean do that thing where every smile is a potential alibi and every friendly gesture is almost certainly a tactical error. On paper, it’s a straightforward mission: a winter journey across the American frontier to deliver a doctor and supplies to a remote fort. In reality, it’s a rolling pressure cooker of snowdrifts, sabotage, sudden violence, and the nagging suspicion that at least half the people aboard are lying about who they are, what they’re doing, and why they’re holding that particular object like it’s a weapon. The landscape is bleak, the timetable is ambitious, and the body count is… developing. MacLean writes action like a man who doesn’t believe in “a quiet chapter”. His heroes are competent, unflappable, and slightly allergic to resting. His villains are organised, ruthless, and often wearing a convincing disguise of normality. And the plot moves with that lovely MacLean rhythm: problem, solution, worse problem, fistfight, revelation, gunfire, moral suspicion, more gunfire. If you’re looking for a gentle character study, you’ve taken the wrong train. What makes Breakheart Pass especially fun is the setting: all that snowbound Western atmosphere, the creak of timbers, the clatter of wheels, the white glare of mountains, and the sense that help is very far away. It’s basically a locked-room mystery, only the room is a train and the lock is winter — and MacLean is standing outside the door with a bag of dynamite and a stopwatch. This Fontana paperback edition (ISBN: 0006141323) is offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books — meaning it’s ready for immediate service: to be read on a commute, in an armchair, or while staring out at perfectly normal British rain and pretending you’re battling a blizzard. Expect classic vintage paperback charm: a spine that may have been opened before (scandalous), pages that have done their duty, and a cover that practically promises you’ll be in danger within five minutes. Perfect for: Readers who like their thrillers brisk, snowy, and suspicious Anyone who enjoys a story where competence is the closest thing to romance Fans of plots that don’t so much “unfold” as kick the door in People who believe the best journeys involve derailment, betrayal, or both In short: a cold, fast, satisfyingly relentless thriller where the scenery is beautiful, the passengers are questionable, and the destination is never guaranteed. All aboard — and do keep an eye on who’s sitting behind you. From Crappy Old Books, where the condition is Good, the vibes are perilous, and the next stop is probably trouble. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5738/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/breakheart-pass-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006141327 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5737 Selected Stories and Poems by Edgar Allan Poe Selected Stories and Poems (1962) by Edgar Allan Poe (Airmont Publishing) Here it is: a slim, unassuming paperback that contains an extremely high concentration of dread. Edgar Allan Poe didn’t so much write as politely invite the darkness in, offer it a chair, and then ask it to describe its childhood. This is the literary equivalent of opening a cupboard in a quiet house and finding it inexplicably full of fog. In these selected tales and poems, you get Poe in his natural habitat: candlelit rooms, uneasy minds, suspicious noises, and narrators who insist they are perfectly calm while doing the sort of thing that suggests they should not be left alone with a fireplace poker. His stories hum with paranoia, grief, obsession, and the creeping sense that the walls are listening — and yes, they probably are. There are mysteries that are not so much solved as succumbed to. There is beauty that feels faintly dangerous. There is humour too, if you like your humour with a nervous edge and a shovel. And then there are the poems: a parade of rhythm and melancholy that makes you want to stare out of a rain-streaked window and dramatically consider the meaning of existence, preferably while a raven judges you from somewhere nearby. Poe’s poetry doesn’t merely sound gothic — it practically arrives wearing a cloak and demanding to be addressed as “sir”. This particular edition — Airmont Publishing, 1962, no ISBN (because the early 60s were delightfully casual about such things) — is a little mid-century portal into 19th-century gloom. It’s the kind of paperback you could keep in a pocket, a glove compartment, or beside the bed if you enjoy falling asleep to the comforting thought that your floorboards might have secrets. Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books — meaning it’s solid, readable, and ready for duty. Possibly with the faint, righteous wear of a book that has been carried, thumbed, and opened at questionable hours. (Which is, frankly, the ideal way to experience Poe: slightly tired, mildly over-caffeinated, and convinced you heard something.) Perfect for: Readers who like their classics with a side of unease Anyone who thinks “cosy bedtime reading” should include at least one unreliable narrator Fans of elegant language describing absolutely unhinged situations People who enjoy saying “Nevermore” in everyday contexts, for no reason, to the alarm of friends and family In short: a compact anthology of beauty, doom, and exquisitely polished despair — proof that you don’t need a huge book to have a very large shadow. From Crappy Old Books, where the paperbacks are humble, the vibes are haunted, and the poetry may or may not be watching you as you read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5737/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-stories-and-poems-feb-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Airmont Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5736 The Four Million and Other Stories by OHenry The Four Million and Other Stories (1963) by O. Henry (Airmont Publishing) There was once a daring literary claim that New York contained not just four hundred people worth writing about (the social elite, with their gloves and monocles), but four million. O. Henry — cheerful saboteur of snobbery and patron saint of the ironic twist — took this personally. And so here we are: a collection of stories in which shop girls, con men, lovers, clerks, dreamers and the gloriously broke all take centre stage, usually just long enough for fate to tap them on the shoulder and say, “Ah. About that…” This is classic early-20th-century Manhattan distilled into pocket-sized drama. Boarding houses creak. Elevated trains rattle. Romance blooms in rented rooms. Hope arrives in envelopes. And just when you think you know where a story is heading, O. Henry gently pulls the rug away — not cruelly, mind you, but with the faint smile of a man who knows life prefers symmetry over sentimentality. If you’ve ever heard of “The Gift of the Magi,” this is the neighbourhood it grew up in: tales where love is measured in sacrifice, poverty is dressed in dignity, and irony always waits patiently at the end of the paragraph. The prose is brisk, witty, occasionally theatrical, and wholly unashamed of believing that even the smallest life contains a perfectly timed punchline. This 1963 Airmont Publishing paperback edition is a small, sturdy time capsule from the era when paperbacks were compact enough to vanish into a coat pocket and durable enough to survive a commuter train. Offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books, which means: readable, honest, and possibly bearing the gentle patina of someone who once believed short stories were the ideal accompaniment to a thermos and a rainy afternoon. No ISBN — because 1963 didn’t need such modern fuss. Expect: Sharp wit delivered in modest word counts Urban romance with a wink Plots that twist like a polite but decisive handshake Characters who may be broke but are rarely dull In short: a literary street parade of ordinary lives given extraordinary endings. O. Henry doesn’t just write about four million people — he reminds you that any one of them might be standing right next to you, quietly waiting for their final, perfectly timed surprise. From Crappy Old Books, where even the humblest paperback might contain a plot twist — and possibly a faint whiff of 1963 optimism folded neatly between the pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5736/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-four-million-and-other-stories-feb-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Airmont Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5734 The Observers Book of Automobiles by LA Manwaring Behold: The Observer’s Book of Automobiles (1968) by L. A. Manwaring — a pocket-sized time machine from the era when cars had chrome moustaches, names like Cortina and Zephyr, and the natural habitat of the British motorist was a lay-by with a thermos and quiet despair. This is not a book for people who merely like cars. This is a book for people who feel a faint, inexplicable thrill at the phrase “engine capacity”, who believe a proper automobile should have a real grille you could lean your personality on, and who consider spotting a Morris Oxford in the wild to be basically the same as seeing a rare bird. It’s the Observer’s formula at its finest: concise, authoritative, and oddly soothing — as if the entire, complicated world can be neatly catalogued into tidy little facts and silhouettes you can identify before your tea goes cold. Inside you’ll find a glorious parade of mid-century motoring ambition: sensible saloons, dashing sports cars, foreign curiosities, and those delightfully optimistic designs that assumed the future would be powered by confidence, petrol, and a total absence of health-and-safety paperwork. Each entry is like a tiny obituary for a model range: its measurements, its mechanical virtues, its quiet quirks — all delivered with the calm certainty of a time when an “Observer” could simply observe and not be forced to update a spreadsheet. And because it’s 1968, the subtext is always: “Yes, you can own a car. No, it won’t start in winter. Yes, it will rust. But you will look magnificent while being late.” Condition-wise: this copy is Good, and in Crappy Old Books terms that means it’s properly usable, properly readable, and properly ready to be shoved in a glovebox like it was born to be. The dust jacket is worn (as per your scan) — which is honestly the most authentic thing it could do. A pristine dust jacket on a car book feels suspicious, like someone bought it purely for interior design purposes and never once argued about carburettors. A worn jacket says this book has seen things. The book itself is sound, which is what you want: a sturdy little manual of motoring memory, built to outlast the vehicles it documents. Perfect for: Anyone who can’t pass an Austin without saying “they don’t make ’em like that anymore” (even if they absolutely did) The nostalgic tinkerer who loves a car that comes with “character” (and, inevitably, leaks) People who collect Observer’s Books the way others collect rare stamps, except this one smells faintly of petrol dreams In short: a charming, practical, slightly smug pocket encyclopedia of the road — back when the road was narrower, the indicators were optional, and every journey contained at least one unscheduled stop to “have a look at it.” From Crappy Old Books, proudly supplying the past in portable form — dust jacket a bit battle-worn, book solid, and the automobiles within forever gleaming in the amber of 1968. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5734/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-observers-book-of-automobiles-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Warne no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5733 Levkas Man by Hammond Innes Ah, Levkas Man (1973)_ by Hammond Innes — that dependable purveyor of windswept masculinity, nautical peril, and men who can fix carburettors using only moral fibre and a piece of string. In this sun-bleached slice of Mediterranean menace, we are whisked to the Greek island of Levkas (now Lefkada, if we’re being modern about it), where the sea is blue, the politics are murky, and absolutely nothing is as relaxing as the tourist brochure suggested. Innes, patron saint of competent blokes in uncomfortable climates, once again delivers a hero who would rather mend an engine in a gale than discuss his feelings — and frankly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. There are wrecks. There are secrets. There are shadowy wartime legacies lurking beneath deceptively tranquil waters. There is a boat that may or may not survive. And there is that particular Innes flavour of suspense where you learn more about marine engineering than you ever expected, and yet somehow you’re grateful. You finish the book feeling you could probably pilot a trawler, dive on a wartime wreck, and dismantle a smuggling ring before breakfast. Published by Fontana in the golden age of paperback seriousness, this edition (ISBN: 0006129455) comes to you in Good condition, which in Crappy Old Books dialect means: perfectly readable, faintly foxed perhaps, possibly bearing the gentle creases of a previous owner who once dreamed of escaping to the Ionian Sea but instead read about it on a damp Tuesday in Croydon. The cover may feature dramatic typography and/or a brooding maritime scene. It knows what it’s about. Levkas Man is ideal for: Readers who like their thrillers salted with brine and stoicism Anyone nostalgic for the era when adventure meant practical competence rather than ironic detachment Those who enjoy suspense that smells faintly of diesel and sea spray In short, this is vintage Hammond Innes: intelligent, atmospheric, and faintly windswept. A novel for people who suspect that beneath every picturesque harbour lies a conspiracy — and who would quite like to investigate it themselves, provided someone else handles the actual diving. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where the sea may be calm, but the shelves are gloriously unpredictable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5733/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/levkas-man-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006129455 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5732 Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie All aboard Murder on the Orient Express (1964) by Agatha Christie, in a Fontana Books edition — the novel that turned luxury rail travel into a genre, and proved once and for all that if you pay for the posh carriage you’re not buying comfort, you’re buying proximity to homicide. This is Christie at her most iconic: Hercule Poirot, fastidious, brilliant, and allergic to disorder, finds himself on the world’s most glamorous train just in time for it to become the world’s most elegantly upholstered crime scene. The Orient Express is supposed to be all polished wood, crisp linen, and international intrigue in tasteful doses. Instead, it becomes a locked-room mystery on wheels, with snow outside, secrets inside, and a cast of passengers who are all just a little too interesting to be entirely innocent. Part of the joy here is the setting. A train is the perfect Christie pressure cooker: you can’t escape, everyone is politely trapped together, and the etiquette of travel insists you make small talk with the very people you suspect of murder. It’s civilised. It’s claustrophobic. It’s murder with a dinner jacket. Poirot, naturally, dislikes inconvenience almost as much as he dislikes lies. He observes. He listens. He notices tiny human faults the way other people notice weather. And Christie gives him a case that’s both deliciously intricate and morally thorny — the kind that makes you think you’re solving a puzzle, only to realise you’re also being asked a question about justice, vengeance, and the neatness (or otherwise) of right and wrong. This Fontana paperback edition is the perfect way to read it: portable, readable, and faintly conspiratorial — the sort of book that looks harmless until you’re suddenly up at midnight saying, “Wait… but then why did they…?” It’s a Christie you can take on your own journey, ideally on public transport, preferably while watching your fellow passengers with unnecessary suspicion. This copy is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it’s clean, solid, and ready to deliver that particular Christie comfort: the reassurance that no matter how messy human beings are, someone — usually Belgian, usually immaculate — will eventually line everything up and make it make sense. There’s no ISBN, because 1964 was a simpler time when books didn’t need barcodes to travel; they simply went where they were needed, tucked under arms, slipped into bags, and devoured on rainy afternoons. Perfect for: Poirot fans who like their mysteries tight, clever, and classy Readers who enjoy closed settings and a cast of suspicious strangers Anyone who suspects luxury and danger are always sharing a compartment Murder on the Orient Express: the definitive reminder that the only thing more reliable than the train schedule is Christie’s ability to make you doubt everyone. Crappy Old Books: next stop, scandal. (First class, naturally.) https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5732/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/murder-on-the-orient-express-feb-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5730 The Complete Penguin Classics Catalogue by Penguin Feast your eyes upon The Complete Penguin Classics Catalogue (c.2010) by Penguin, published by Penguin — which is either the most self-assured title ever printed or the literary equivalent of standing in front of a mirror and saying, “Yes. All of it.” This is not a novel. It is not a memoir. It is not a slim volume of poems to slip into your pocket. It is, gloriously, a catalogue — a roll call of civilisation. A parade of authors who have survived centuries, empires, revolutions, literary movements, footnotes, and university reading lists. It is the paper version of a raised eyebrow that says, “You haven’t read all this yet?” Inside you will find page after page of temptation: Homer rubbing shoulders with Dostoevsky, Austen calmly waiting, Kafka staring into the middle distance, and some obscure medieval mystic you are absolutely certain you meant to get round to in 2007. It is less a book than an inventory of guilt. But it is also deeply comforting. A catalogue like this reminds you that literature is not just one book at a time — it is a vast, carefully curated conversation stretching back thousands of years. Penguin’s distinctive spines — black, orange, the modern grey-and-black livery — line up here in tidy rows like well-behaved intellectual soldiers, ready to march onto your shelves and quietly judge your Netflix habits. Published around 2010, this edition captures Penguin at full imperial confidence. The Classics range had expanded into a universe: Greeks, Romans, Russians, revolutionaries, philosophers, poets, scandalous Victorians, stoic Japanese diarists — all democratically available in matching paperbacks that suggest cultural sophistication can, in fact, be colour-coded. And what is more deliciously ironic than owning the catalogue of books you might one day own? It’s aspirational in the purest sense. You don’t have to read all 800+ entries. You simply have to know they are there. Waiting. Patiently. This copy is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which feels entirely appropriate. A catalogue should look slightly handled — thumbed, consulted, perhaps circled in pencil by someone planning their intellectual conquest of the canon. No ISBN listed here, because this isn’t about scanning and purchasing — it’s about contemplating and coveting. Perfect for: Bibliophiles who like lists almost as much as books Penguin devotees who enjoy admiring the full sweep of the Classics empire Anyone who has ever said, “I really should read more…” and meant it The Complete Penguin Classics Catalogue: the book that contains multitudes — just not the actual books. Crappy Old Books: helping you plan your literary immortality, one catalogue at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5730/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-penguin-classics-catalogue-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5729 Famous Stories of the Resistance by Len Ortzen Step this way for Famous Stories of the Resistance (1979) by Len Ortzen, published by St Martin’s Press — a book that reminds you the most dramatic battles of the Second World War didn’t always involve tanks. Sometimes they involved bicycles, forged papers, coded messages, a safe house with the curtains permanently drawn, and a person who had to look normal while their entire life depended on not looking nervous. This is Resistance history told through gripping episodes — the kind that read like fiction because real life, under occupation, had absolutely no interest in being “plausible”. You’ll find courage in its least glamorous forms: quiet meetings, whispered instructions, risky deliveries, and decisions made in seconds that could cost everything. It’s the story of ordinary people doing extraordinary things, often without recognition, often without certainty, and always with the persistent knowledge that one mistake could end the line for everyone. Ortzen’s approach is very readable: he keeps the focus on human-scale stories, the networks and methods, the improvisation and nerve. There’s a particular tension in Resistance accounts that never fades: the enemy is everywhere, the rules are hostile, and the smallest detail — a slip of paper, a name, a timetable, a glance held a second too long — can tilt the world. Published in 1979, it carries that late-20th-century confidence that the material can stand on its own without modern theatrics. No overcooked moralising, no cinematic gloss. Just the stubborn truth that people resisted, and the outcome was shaped by thousands of acts that were brave precisely because they were so risky and so unglamorous. And this copy is an Ex-Library Book, which is almost too perfect. A Resistance book that has itself lived a quietly communal life, borrowed and returned, passing through many hands like a message in a chain. It’s the paper-and-ink equivalent of a network: stamped, shelved, circulated — and still doing its job. Condition is Good, which means it’s solid, readable, and ready for another round of service. Perfect for: Readers who like history told in tense, story-driven form Anyone fascinated by clandestine networks and human ingenuity under pressure People who appreciate that bravery is often mostly patience and nerves Famous Stories of the Resistance: proof that history isn’t only made by armies. Sometimes it’s made by the people who move quietly, act quickly, and refuse to accept that “there’s nothing you can do.” Crappy Old Books: returning overdue heroism since forever.18 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5729/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/famous-stories-of-the-resistance-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Press 9780312281601 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5728 Tarka The Otter by Henry Williamson Here we have Tarka the Otter (1951) by Henry Williamson, in a Puffin edition — a book that looks innocent on the shelf and then quietly emotionally demolishes you with rivers, weather, and the sheer indifference of nature. If you’re expecting a cuddly animal story where everyone learns a wholesome lesson and the protagonist politely triumphs, allow Tarka to gently take you by the hand, lead you to the Devon countryside, and whisper: “No. This is the wild.” This is otter life as lived, not as illustrated on a nursery wall — beautiful, urgent, hungry, and occasionally brutal in a way that makes you stare at a hedgerow and realise it has been minding its own business for thousands of years. Williamson writes with a painter’s eye and a poet’s patience. The landscape isn’t just scenery; it’s a living system. Rivers have moods. Seasons have consequences. The world is a place of scent, current, shadow, and sudden decisions. You don’t merely watch Tarka — you move with him, dodge with him, float with him, and start to understand that survival is not a moral achievement, it’s an ongoing negotiation. And because this is Puffin, 1951, you also get that lovely post-war British confidence that children (and adults) can cope with reality as long as it’s written beautifully. No fuss. No sanitising. No plastic smile. Just the natural world in all its astonishing detail — plus the faint sense that you might come out the other side with a deeper appreciation of rivers and a slightly cracked heart. This copy is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, and there’s no ISBN, because 1951 was a time when books didn’t need barcodes to prove they existed. They simply travelled: from hands to shelves to bedside tables, accumulating quiet devotion and the odd folded corner from someone who had to stop for a moment and stare into the middle distance. Perfect for: Readers who love nature writing that actually feels like nature Anyone nostalgic for old Puffins with serious literary ambition People who want a story that is tender, unsentimental, and unforgettable Tarka the Otter: not a cute animal tale, but a full, fierce river-life epic — proof that the smallest creatures can carry the biggest stories, and that the wild does not do happy endings on request. Crappy Old Books: supplying beauty, mud, and emotional impact since forever. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5728/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tarka-the-otter-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5727 Below Stairs by Margaret Powell Here is Below Stairs (1971) by Margaret Powell, a Pan Books edition — the memoir that politely lifts the silver salver and reveals what was really going on while upstairs was busy being important. If you’ve ever enjoyed a grand house drama and thought, “Yes, yes, but who is actually doing all the work?” this is the book for you. Powell writes with warmth, sharp humour, and the sort of practical clarity that comes from living in a world where the bell rings, the kettle boils, and nonsense is met with a raised eyebrow and immediate competence. The servants’ hall wasn’t just a workplace; it was its own society — with its own hierarchies, rules, rivalries, and the constant, low-level pressure of making someone else’s life look effortless. It’s also deeply funny in a way that doesn’t need to try. This isn’t comedy written from a distance. It’s comedy extracted from reality: the absurdities of class, the rituals of “proper” behaviour, the strange theatricality of the wealthy, and the unspoken truth that the whole stately-house machine ran on grit, graft, and people who had no time for airs and graces because they were too busy cleaning them. What makes Below Stairs so addictive is that it’s both comforting and quietly radical. You get stories, characters, routines, and little moments that feel intimate and lived-in — but you also get a clear-eyed view of power: who had it, who didn’t, and how everyone navigated it with whatever tools they had. Sometimes that tool was dignity. Sometimes it was a joke. Sometimes it was a firmly shut door. This copy is from Crappy Old Books, in Good condition, with a slightly squashed spine — which honestly feels appropriate. A memoir about hard work should look like it’s been read properly, possibly on a break with a cup of tea, possibly while someone else rang a bell and expected the universe to rearrange itself. Perfect for: Fans of Upstairs, Downstairs, Downton Abbey, and reality-based class drama Readers who like memoirs with bite, heart, and a perfectly judged “oh honestly” tone Anyone who enjoys history told from the floor that actually did the scrubbing Below Stairs is a reminder that the grander the household, the more frantic the unseen effort — and that the best stories were often told in the kitchens, not the drawing rooms. Crappy Old Books: slightly squashed spines, unsquashable wit. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5727/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/below-stairs-feb-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330025034 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5726 The Olympic Mission by Pamela Ferguson Presenting The Olympic Mission (1976) by Pamela Ferguson, published by Everest — a book that sounds like it should involve either heroic sporting endeavour, international intrigue, or a very determined relay team sprinting through geopolitics. Possibly all three, preferably while wearing tracksuits with dangerously optimistic stripes. 1976 is a wonderfully specific year to hang the word “Olympic” on anything. It’s the era of earnest ambition and complicated global mood, when “the Games” were still surrounded by a kind of ceremonial glow — but the world had started pushing its way onto the podium as well. Even if this book isn’t explicitly a thriller, it carries that unmistakable 1970s flavour: seriousness, purpose, and the sense that someone, somewhere, is trying to achieve something monumental while quietly failing to get enough sleep. The title is doing some heavy lifting too. Not The Olympic Trip, not The Olympic Weekend, but Mission — implying plans, stakes, and the possibility of meaningful personal transformation. It suggests someone is being sent. Someone has a goal. Someone will learn a lesson. Someone may end up making an important decision in a corridor at just the wrong time. And because it’s a mid-70s Everest paperback, you also get that deliciously retro “serious fiction/adventure” vibe: competent prose, a purposeful pace, and the assumption that readers can cope without being spoon-fed. It’s the kind of book you might find on a shelf in a school library or a holiday cottage, where it has waited patiently for decades, quietly confident it still has a story to tell. This copy is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s ready for its next mission: to be read in one sitting, then discussed with the solemn certainty reserved for books involving sport, ideals, and the faint possibility of drama at altitude. The ISBN is reassuringly present (0903925621), which feels almost modern compared to some of your earlier finds — but the vibe remains deliciously analogue. Perfect for: Readers who like their 1970s fiction with big stakes and sincere ambition Anyone drawn to Olympic-era drama (whether athletic, political, or personal) Collectors of lesser-known paperbacks that feel like time capsules The Olympic Mission: the sort of book that reminds you the Olympics aren’t just about medals — they’re about aspiration, pressure, and trying to look composed while everything inside you is doing the 400 metres. Crappy Old Books: sending literature on missions since… well, since it was convenient. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5726/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-olympic-mission-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everest 9780903925624 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5724 The Small Unheated Greenhouse by Arthur J Simons Introducing The Small Unheated Greenhouse (1959) by Arthur J. Simons, published by W. H. & L. Collingridge — a book that looks you calmly in the eye and says, “You don’t need luxury, you need discipline.” Because this is not a greenhouse for people who want tropical fruit and a chaise longue. This is a greenhouse for people who want to earn their tomatoes. “Unheated” is doing a lot of work here. It’s essentially the greenhouse equivalent of hard mode: no gentle warmth, no pampering, no cheating. Just you, some glass, the British climate, and a quiet, stubborn belief that nature can be persuaded if you’re organised enough. It’s gardening with moral fibre. Published in 1959, this is peak sensible post-war practicality — an era when the solution to most problems involved good habits, careful timing, and not expecting too much fuss. Simons writes with the reassuring authority of someone who has seen seedlings fail, has had frost laugh in his face, and has come out the other side with a notebook full of dates and a slightly stern optimism. Inside you’ll find the sort of advice that makes you feel both encouraged and lightly judged: ventilation, staging, shading, watering, pests, and the delicate art of coaxing tender plants through a climate that remains unconvinced. It’s about maximising what you’ve got — space, light, season — and doing it without turning your greenhouse into a heated spa for cucumbers. And honestly, there’s something deeply charming about a “small unheated greenhouse” as a life philosophy. Modest ambitions. Quiet persistence. Practical joy. You are not conquering the tropics. You are simply extending the season by a few brave weeks and calling it victory. This copy is from Crappy Old Books, in Good condition — which means it’s ready for its next custodian: someone who likes the idea of growing things under glass, enjoys the faint romance of condensation on panes, and is not afraid to lose a battle or two to slugs. No ISBN, of course — because in 1959 books were not tracked, they were kept, often in sheds, next to twine. Perfect for: Gardeners with limited space and unlimited hope Anyone who likes practical books that get straight to the point Readers who find joy in small wins and hardy seedlings The Small Unheated Greenhouse: proof that you don’t need heat to grow ambition — just glass, grit, and the willingness to check the thermometer like it owes you money. Crappy Old Books: cultivating quiet victories since forever. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5724/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-small-unheated-greenhouse-feb-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WH and L Collingridge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5722 Return to the Stars - Gods From Outer Space by Erich Von Daniken Fasten your seatbelt, adjust your tinfoil helmet (purely decorative, of course), and prepare for lift-off with Return to the Stars – Gods From Outer Space (1972) by Erich von Däniken, published by Corgi — the paperback that boldly asks, “But what if… aliens?” This is peak 1970s speculative swagger. Before late-night cable documentaries, before grainy YouTube analyses, before the internet turned every monument into a comment section battlefield, there was von Däniken — gazing at pyramids, statues, Nazca lines and assorted ancient mysteries and saying, with magnificent confidence: Yes. Space visitors. The premise is simple and gloriously audacious: ancient civilisations were impressive. Therefore… extraterrestrials. Why carve stone when you can have cosmic interns? Why worship gods when you can misinterpret astronauts? It’s archaeology by way of dramatic eyebrow raise. But here’s the thing — and this is why the book endures — it is fun. Von Däniken writes with the tone of a man who has just connected several dots with a piece of red string and is delighted by the geometry of it all. You don’t read this for footnotes. You read it for that heady, slightly conspiratorial thrill of possibility. It’s less academic treatise and more: “Have you considered the universe is watching?” Published in 1972, this Corgi edition carries the unmistakable paperback energy of the era — bold, slightly breathless, and designed to be read on a train while occasionally glancing up to see if anyone else has noticed the alignment of the overhead lighting. This copy is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which feels entirely appropriate. A book about ancient mysteries should have a little lived-in aura. It’s not pristine, because neither are the pyramids. It’s solid, readable, and ready to rekindle that peculiar 1970s optimism that somewhere, somehow, the answers are up there — and possibly hovering. Perfect for: Lovers of ancient mysteries and cosmic speculation Readers who enjoy asking “But what if?” with absolute commitment Anyone nostalgic for an era when aliens were benevolent architects rather than streaming-service antagonists Return to the Stars: part archaeology, part science fiction, part cultural phenomenon — and entirely convinced that humanity has had company. Crappy Old Books — keeping the mysteries terrestrial and extraterrestrial, gently pre-loved since time immemorial. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5722/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/return-to-the-stars-feb-2026.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5721 The Salvage of a Sailor by Frank T Bullen Ah yes — The Salvage of a Sailor (c.1907–1912) by Frank T. Bullen, published by S. W. Partridge & Co. of Old Bailey — a book from that glorious Edwardian moment when boys’ adventure fiction was legally required to contain: salt spray, moral fortitude, at least one shouted order in dialect, and the firm belief that character is best forged in weather that tries to kill you. Frank T. Bullen knew his sea. He wrote about it with the kind of conviction that suggests he had personally been soaked, shouted at, and possibly thrown across a deck during a gale. This is not gentle maritime musing. This is rope, rescue, grit, and the idea that redemption — like salvage — must be wrestled from hostile conditions. The title alone is magnificent. “Salvage” implies not just ships, but souls. Somewhere between the breaking waves and the breaking spirit, someone will be tested. Someone will stand firm. Someone will learn a lesson. Possibly all three before chapter six. This Edwardian Partridge edition, with its bold blue pictorial cloth and dramatic sea vignette, practically hums with upright adventure. The rope motif framing the cover is not decorative irony — it is a warning. You are about to embark. Bring fortitude. Inside, you’ll find seafaring drama told with muscular prose and a complete absence of modern irony. Storms rage. Orders are barked. Men prove themselves in moments of decision that do not involve “checking in with their feelings” but rather hauling, steering, or refusing to yield. It is bracing in the best possible way. And yet — there’s heart here too. Edwardian adventure stories always promised more than action. They offered moral navigation. If the sea is chaos, then honour is the compass. If the ship founders, the character must not. It’s wholesome. It’s intense. It occasionally threatens to belt heads off in two minutes if compliance is not forthcoming. This copy is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, meaning it has survived over a century without capsizing. The boards remain sturdy, the binding respectable, and the atmosphere deeply nautical. There is no ISBN — because in 1908, the only numbers that mattered were coordinates and perhaps the price in shillings. Perfect for: Readers who believe adventure should involve actual risk Lovers of Edwardian sea tales and upright heroism Anyone nostalgic for a time when a stiff upper lip doubled as flotation device The Salvage of a Sailor: a story where the sea is merciless, the men are resolute, and the only algorithm is wind and tide. Crappy Old Books — keeping the moral barometer steady since before wireless. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5721/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-salvage-of-a-sailor-feb-2026.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SW Partridge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5720 Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen Presenting Sense and Sensibility (c.1920–1928) by Jane Austen, published by T. Nelson & Sons, Ltd. — a novel about feelings, finances, and the extreme sport of maintaining composure in Regency England. This is Austen doing what she does best: quietly detonating social structures with nothing more than a raised eyebrow and a well-timed sentence. The Dashwood sisters — Elinor (Sense) and Marianne (Sensibility) — demonstrate two perfectly respectable methods of coping with disappointment: one buries it under composure, the other performs it at full volume. Both, naturally, are correct. And both, of course, are disastrously human. What makes this particular edition charming is its 1920s confidence. By the time this Nelson reprint rolled off the press, Austen had already completed her journey from “well-regarded novelist” to “national literary treasure you’re expected to own at least once.” This copy sits comfortably in that interwar moment when publishers believed the British public needed moral fortification — and what better way than with courtship, decorum, and carefully managed heartbreak? The red cloth binding, sober and dignified, suggests this was a book intended for a respectable shelf. It does not shout. It does not glitter. It simply waits, patiently, for someone to open it and realise that two centuries ago people were already overthinking text messages — they just delivered them by horseback. Inside, you get inheritance anxieties, romantic misjudgments, dramatic fainting (Marianne, we’re looking at you), and the kind of financial realism that makes modern readers whisper, “Oh… so this has always been about money.” Because yes. It has. This copy is in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, meaning it has survived its own share of sensibility without losing its sense. No ISBN, naturally — this predates the era of scanning barcodes and algorithmic matchmaking. Instead, it belongs to that more civilised time when readers discovered books because someone pressed one into their hands and said, “You simply must.” Perfect for: Lovers of restrained drama and restrained embroidery Readers who appreciate that romantic tension is best served with tea Anyone who enjoys watching polite society unravel in paragraphs of exquisite control Sense and Sensibility: proof that heartbreak is timeless, decorum is fragile, and Jane Austen will always have the last word — delivered with immaculate grammar and just a hint of mischief. Crappy Old Books: where even propriety comes gently pre-loved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5720/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sense-and-sensibility-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books T Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5716 Go Ahead Secret Seven by Enid Blyton Welcome to Go Ahead, Secret Seven (1970) by Enid Blyton, published by Brockhampton Press—a book that cheerfully reminds you that childhood in Blytonland was essentially one long, snack-powered vigilante operation. If you ever worried that modern children have too much screen time, take comfort: in 1970 the real menace was having too much freedom, a bicycle, and access to a shed. The Secret Seven are back, and they’re doing what they do best: forming a club with rules, badges, and a level of organisational confidence that would put most adult committees to shame. They are, as ever, intensely serious about secrecy while simultaneously behaving in ways that would immediately alert every adult within a three-mile radius that “something is going on”. Their greatest superpower is not deduction. It’s believing absolutely in the power of a meeting. This is classic Blyton: brisk chapters, earnest children, suspicious happenings, and the comforting sense that any mystery can be solved as long as you have: a notebook, a torch, a dog with better instincts than the local police, and a strategic quantity of sandwiches. And yes, it’s deliciously old-fashioned in that way that makes you half nostalgic and half amazed. There’s a particular Blyton atmosphere: hedgerows, whispers, moonlit lanes, and the subtle implication that adults are either baffled, busy, or best avoided. The kids run the show. The world is safe enough to explore and dangerous enough to be interesting—preferably before tea. If you grew up with Blyton, this is a direct pipeline back to the age of secret passwords and righteous certainty. If you didn’t, it’s a fascinating glimpse into an era when British children apparently spent their spare time conducting informal investigations instead of lying on the floor complaining they were bored. This copy is Good condition from Crappy Old Books, which means it’s ready for a new generation of detectives, nostalgists, and people who just want to feel the warm glow of a story where the biggest existential problem is whether the clubhouse is secure and if the meeting can start on time. Go Ahead, Secret Seven: a reminder that the real mystery was how these children found the time to solve crimes between homework, badges, and an unwavering commitment to dramatic whispers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5716/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/go-ahead-secret-seven-feb-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Brockhampton Press 9780340034217 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5715 Famous Northern Crimes Trials and Criminals by Jane Sterling Behold: Famous Northern Crimes, Trials and Criminals (1982) by Jane Sterling, published by GW and A Hesketh—a title that wastes absolutely no time pretending it’s here for the scenery. This is not A Gentle Ramble Through the Pennines. This is The North, But Make It Courtroom. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when regional pride meets true crime curiosity and they decide to share a pint, this book is your answer. It trawls through the sort of cases that once had half a town leaning over the garden wall and the other half buying the evening paper “for the football results”. Trials, scandals, and the grimly compelling theatre of justice—served with that unmistakable Northern flavour where understatement is practically a civic duty. The joy (and mild alarm) of a book like this is the way it turns the past into a gallery of bad decisions with exhibits carefully labelled: Who, What, Where, and How On Earth Did This End Up in Court. It’s the legal system as local entertainment, when “going to see the trial” was a real outing and people had Opinions that could travel faster than any official report. Published in 1982, it has that wonderful pre-internet confidence where the author can simply present a tale, lay out the facts, and let you stew in them without offering a hotline, a trigger warning, or a twelve-part podcast “deep dive”. You get crimes, trials, and criminals, in a neat little package that assumes you are an adult and can cope with human nature at its worst while sipping a cup of tea. And this copy is from Crappy Old Books, in Fair condition—meaning it’s had a life, possibly several. It may have been read on trains, in kitchens, in armchairs that have seen things. A pristine copy would feel oddly wrong, like a crime book that’s never been opened. This one looks like it has done its civic duty and absorbed a bit of the atmosphere. Perfect for: People who like their history with a side of courtroom drama Anyone who enjoys the phrase “the accused” more than is socially normal Readers who know the North isn’t just mills and moors, it’s also a long tradition of proper scandal It’s grisly. It’s fascinating. It’s peculiarly cosy in that very British way where we discuss dreadful events with calm practicality and then put the kettle on. Famous Northern Crimes, Trials and Criminals: proof that the North has always been good at stories—some of them just happen to end in the dock. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5715/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/famous-northern-crimes-trials-and-criminals-feb-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books GW and A Hesketh 9780905777351 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5714 LAmante Anglaise by Margaret Duras Ah, L’Amante Anglaise (1968) by Marguerite Duras, published by Hamish Hamilton—a novel that politely declines to behave like a novel and instead settles down to interrogate you. This is Duras in full, distilled, unnervingly calm mode. There is a crime. There is a woman. There are conversations that circle, return, pause, breathe, and then quietly dismantle your sense of narrative comfort. If you are expecting plot in the traditional sense—things happening briskly, motives explained, tea served—you will instead receive something far more French: silence, repetition, and the slow peeling back of consciousness like an onion that stares back at you. The book reads almost like a transcript. Questions. Answers. Gaps. It’s less “whodunnit” and more “what does it mean to exist in a suburban house while the world hums indifferently outside?” Duras has the unnerving gift of making a room feel like a philosophical abyss. A woman sits. A husband speaks. An interviewer asks. You, dear reader, become complicit. Published in 1968—of course it was 1968—this slim volume carries all the quiet existential electricity of the era without once raising its voice. While other books were marching in the streets, Duras was sitting at the kitchen table, dismantling the concept of identity with a teaspoon. Now, about this particular copy from Crappy Old Books: it is in Fair condition and slightly warped. Which, frankly, feels thematically appropriate. A straight, rigid, perfectly square copy of Duras would almost be suspicious. The gentle warp suggests it has lived. Perhaps it absorbed a little damp existential dread. Perhaps it simply leaned too long against other morally ambiguous paperbacks. Either way, it adds character. And Duras would approve of character. There’s no ISBN to clutch like a comforting barcode. Just paper, thought, and the faint air of Parisian detachment. This is not a beach read (unless your beach is grey and windswept and you’re contemplating the fragility of meaning). It is, however, the sort of book that makes you feel terribly intelligent for owning it, even if you occasionally reread a page three times while whispering, “Wait… what just happened?” If you enjoy fiction that behaves more like a psychological séance than a story, and if you appreciate a copy that has physically absorbed the passage of time, then this slightly warped, quietly intense slice of 1960s literary cool is waiting for you. Crappy Old Books: where even existentialism comes with a gentle bend. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5714/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lamante-anglaise-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish Hamilton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5713 No Escape From Love by Barbara Cartland Brace yourself for satin sighs, galloping carriages and an alarming amount of eye contact, because No Escape From Love (1978) by Barbara Cartland has arrived in full pink-tinged splendour. This is Cartland at her most gloriously unstoppable. Dukes glower. Heroines tremble (but in a dignified way). Villains lurk in drawing rooms. Honour is endangered. Gloves are removed slowly. And somewhere in the middle of it all, Love — capital L — charges through the gates like a well-bred stallion that refuses to respect personal boundaries. The title alone is magnificent. No Escape From Love. Not “A Mild Diversion Involving Affection.” Not “A Tentative Courtship.” No. Escape. Which is precisely the point. You may try to resist. You may insist on reason, decorum, or financial prudence. But destiny, scented faintly of roses and aristocratic inheritance, will prevail. Published by Corgi Books in 1978, this paperback belongs to that great golden age of supermarket romance — bold covers, dramatic typography, and plots that waste absolutely no time introducing a brooding gentleman with a complicated past. It is unapologetic, unembarrassed and utterly committed to the idea that virtue will be rewarded and shoulders are a perfectly valid narrative device. Inside, you will find: A heroine who is innocent but not stupid A hero who is stern but not truly cruel Social peril Emotional misunderstandings A climax involving moral clarity and probably a carriage There is something wonderfully earnest about Cartland’s world. It does not dabble in ambiguity. It believes in romance with full theatrical sincerity. It also believes that love will conquer cynicism, financial misfortune, and at least one deeply inconvenient engagement. This copy is Good — which for a 1978 Corgi paperback means it has likely been read, enjoyed, possibly hidden behind something “more literary,” and returned to when the heart required reassurance. The spine has known affection. The pages remain entirely ready to deliver it again. Perfect for collectors of vintage romance, Cartland devotees, lovers of unapologetic melodrama, or anyone who feels modern dating apps lack sufficient tiaras. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where escape is optional, but love — apparently — is not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5713/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/no-escape-from-love-feb-2026.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552107860 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5712 The Menstrual Cycle by Katharina Dalton Ah yes. The Menstrual Cycle (1969) by Katharina Dalton. A Pelican paperback from the era when public discussion of hormones was still conducted in hushed tones, preferably in a room with lace curtains and strong tea. Published in that wonderfully earnest late-1960s moment when science, feminism, medicine and mild British understatement were all quietly circling one another, this is not a glossy lifestyle guide. There are no pastel diagrams. No inspirational pull quotes. No scented pages. What you get instead is calm, clinical clarity about something that half the population experiences and the other half pretends to understand. Katharina Dalton was a serious medical figure, and this book reflects that. It belongs to that noble Pelican tradition of “explaining important things properly.” It assumes the reader is intelligent, curious, and capable of handling facts without fainting. The tone is measured, practical and refreshingly direct. Biology is discussed as biology. Hormones are treated as chemistry rather than mood metaphors. It’s almost rebellious in its normality. There’s something deeply satisfying about a 1969 Pelican tackling this subject head-on. This was a time when sex education was still awkward, advertising was coy, and yet here is a small, sober paperback saying: let’s understand this scientifically. No hysteria. No euphemism. Just information. And of course, the cover — very much of its era — probably manages to look both serious and faintly abstract, as though determined not to draw attention to itself in public. It’s the sort of book that might once have been read discreetly on a train, spine turned inward, while the reader radiated quiet intellectual superiority. Condition-wise, this copy is Good. It has survived decades of changing attitudes, evolving language, and the invention of entire industries built around “cycle awareness.” It remains perfectly readable, perfectly intact, and slightly proud of having been medically sensible before it was fashionable. Ideal for collectors of vintage Pelicans, historians of medicine, students of 20th-century health discourse, or anyone who appreciates a time when complex biological processes were explained without hashtags. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the most taboo topics become calmly educational and faintly iconic with enough age. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5712/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-menstrual-cycle-feb-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140210958 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5711 Bridge on the River Kwai by Pierre Boulle Pierre Boulle’s The Bridge on the River Kwai (Fontana, 1968) is one of those books that arrives already wearing a reputation. You may know the film, you may be humming the tune against your will, you may even feel you’ve “done” this story via pop culture alone. And then you open the book and realise: oh right. This isn’t just whistling and jungle scenery. This is a bleak, sharp, quietly furious little study of pride, obedience, and the way humans can build the wrong thing with absolute conviction. Set against the brutal reality of a wartime prison camp, Boulle’s novel is not interested in easy heroism. It’s interested in pressure. The kind of pressure that turns principles into obsessions and duty into something that starts to look suspiciously like collaboration, even when it’s wrapped in the correct uniform and spoken with the proper tone. It’s a story that keeps asking: what does it mean to “do your job” when the job itself is a trap? The genius (and discomfort) here is that the conflict isn’t just between captors and prisoners. It’s inside the prisoners too: honour versus survival, discipline versus common sense, identity versus reality. People cling to rules because rules feel like civilisation, and civilisation is the last thing you want to lose. But Boulle is very good at showing how civilisation can become its own kind of madness when it refuses to adapt. This 1968 Fontana Books edition is peak mid-century paperback: portable, slightly stern, and designed to be read in one sitting while you grow steadily more morally uneasy. It’s the sort of book that looks harmless in your hand and then leaves you staring into space afterwards, wondering how easily human beings can talk themselves into doing the wrong thing very, very well. Condition-wise, this copy is Good, which feels correct for a paperback that probably spent some of its life being passed around, read on trains, shoved into bags, and discussed with that serious expression people adopt when they’ve just finished something “important.” Expect the honest signs of age and handling, but nothing that stops it from doing its job: unsettling you politely. Perfect for lovers of war literature, moral dilemmas, post-war fiction, and anyone who enjoys a story where the real enemy isn’t only the other side, but the stubbornness inside your own head. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where the classics come with creased spines, complicated feelings, and the faint sound of whistling you absolutely did not invite. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5711/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bridge-on-the-river-kwai-feb-2026.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5709 Michael Strogoff by Jules Vernes Stride boldly into Siberia with Michael Strogoff (c.1905–1908), Jules Verne’s hymn to endurance, loyalty, and the admirable habit of not giving up even when crossing an entire empire on foot sounds inconvenient. This is Verne in full imperial adventure mode. No submarines. No balloons. Just a man, a message, and the vast Russian landscape standing between him and destiny. It is a novel powered by grit, stoicism, and the kind of moral certainty that suggests a brisk walk across thousands of miles is simply a matter of willpower and appropriate outerwear. Published by Thomas Nelson in their dignified Nelson Classics series, this edition comes wrapped in blue Edwardian cloth, complete with decorative stamping that once signalled “improving literature within.” It would have looked entirely at home on a prize shelf, awarded to a promising young person for upright conduct and neat handwriting. Now, about the condition — we are in Fair territory. This book has travelled almost as far as its hero. The two front inner hinges have been repaired with pasted brown paper. Not invisibly. Not professionally. But earnestly. The repairs are solid and practical, like something Michael Strogoff himself might have approved of while tightening his boots and carrying on. It opens. It holds together. It tells its story. It bears the marks of survival. And frankly, that feels thematically appropriate. A pristine copy would almost seem suspicious. Inside, the pages carry the quiet dignity of a century’s worth of handling. This is not a museum piece. It is a working survivor from the early twentieth century — the sort of book that has outlived several monarchs, two world wars, and at least one over-enthusiastic mender with brown paper and determination. Perfect for readers who value character over perfection, collectors of Nelson Classics with a soft spot for Edwardian adventure, or anyone who believes that a repaired hinge adds narrative texture rather than shame. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where the journeys are long, the bindings occasionally patched, and the spirit of adventure remains gloriously intact. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5709/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/michael-strogoff-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5707 The Channel Islands by Robin Mead Ah, The Channel Islands (1979) by Robin Mead — a book that understands the subtle art of being both British and not-quite-British at the same time. Published by Batsford in 1979, this is the sort of volume that takes you gently by the elbow and says, “Come along, let’s consider Jersey and Guernsey properly.” Not just as postcard destinations with suspiciously tidy harbours, but as places with layered history, granite dignity, and a faint air of polite independence. Robin Mead approaches the islands with that distinctly late-1970s tone: informed, measured, mildly enthusiastic, and very keen that you appreciate the fortifications. Expect chapters that balance landscape, architecture, wartime history, parish churches, and the quiet thrill of a coastline that has seen more than it lets on. There will be references to tides. There may be diagrams. There is almost certainly a sentence that begins with “Strategically situated…” This is not a flashy travel guide promising cocktails and sunset selfies. This is serious island appreciation. It’s the kind of book that makes you feel slightly underdressed if you read it without at least a map and a cup of tea. You can almost hear the crunch of shingle under sensible shoes. And of course, there is something wonderfully ironic about a book about semi-autonomous islands that has spent time as an ex-library copy. This one has done public service. It has stood dutifully on municipal shelves, possibly under a classification label that suggests “Geography, but quite niche.” It has been stamped, borrowed, returned. It has seen things. It may even have accompanied someone’s cautious holiday planning in the early 1980s, when the height of excitement was a ferry timetable and a practical raincoat. Condition is Good, which in ex-library dialect means robust, honest, and bearing the gentle insignia of its institutional past. Expect the usual stamps or labels — small badges of civic honour that add character rather than detract. After all, if a book about the Channel Islands hasn’t endured a little weathering, what are we even doing? Ideal for collectors of regional history, lovers of slightly under-the-radar British geography, enthusiasts of granite, tides, and constitutional quirks, and anyone who likes their travel writing with a side of fortification diagrams. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the islands come second-hand — but remain impeccably strategic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5707/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-channel-islands-feb-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Batsford 9780713416435 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5706 Letters Writ by a Turkish Spy by Giovanni Marana Letters Writ by a Turkish Spy (Routledge, 1970) is the sort of book that arrives wearing a false moustache, checks the room for informers, and then launches into a long, elegant monologue about European civilisation while pretending it’s just “sending a few notes home.” Originally attributed to Giovanni Paolo Marana, this is espionage by way of philosophy, satire, and absolutely relentless commentary. The premise is delicious: a “Turkish spy” in Paris writes letters back to the Ottoman court, reporting on the strange habits of the West. And by “habits,” we mean politics, religion, manners, hypocrisy, vanity, and the general spectacle of humans being humans. It’s basically the 17th-century equivalent of an outsider’s travel blog, except the stakes are higher and the prose is far more likely to scold you for your moral flimflam. What you get is not a tidy little thriller with a neat reveal. It’s a whole project: society viewed through a supposedly foreign lens, where everything Europeans take for granted is suddenly up for inspection. The result is part satire, part cultural critique, part historical curiosity, and part “good grief, people were arguing about the same things back then too.” If you enjoy books that pretend to be one thing while gleefully being another, this is your jam. There’s also something wonderfully theatrical about the concept of the “Turkish spy” itself — a character designed to be both inside and outside, able to observe European life with the sort of cool distance that makes everyone look slightly ridiculous. Expect reflections on faith and power, sharp little jabs at institutions, and the slow unfolding of a world where diplomacy and gossip often seem to share the same desk. This 1970 Routledge edition gives the whole affair a reassuring scholarly backbone. It’s the kind of book that feels both mischievous and respectable: yes, it’s a playful conceit, but it’s also a serious classic of political and cultural satire, dressed up in period costume and armed with a quill. And this copy comes with extra charm: it’s ex-library from Barry Public Library. That means it has enjoyed a proper civic career — shelved, stamped, possibly whispered about, and definitely taken home by at least one reader who fancied a bit of continental intrigue with their tea. It’s always pleasing to imagine a very ordinary Welsh checkout desk sending a “Turkish spy” off into the wild, ready to infiltrate suburban living rooms and judge everyone silently. Condition is Good, which in ex-library terms translates to: solid, readable, and wearing its institutional history like a badge. Expect the usual library hallmarks — stamps, labels, maybe a protective cover that has done its duty — all of it adding to the book’s undercover identity. After all, what is a spy without paperwork? Ideal for lovers of literary trickery, early modern satire, armchair geopolitics, and anyone who enjoys the idea of seeing the West through eyes that may or may not be exactly who they say they are. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the spies are second-hand, and the only thing truly classified is what’s hiding under the library sticker. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5706/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/letters-writ-by-a-turkish-spy-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9780710067746 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5705 Selected Letters of John Wesley by Frederick C Gill If your idea of light reading involves spiritual discipline, 18th-century logistics, and the occasional stern reminder about moral fortitude, then allow us to present Selected Letters of John Wesley (1956), edited by Frederick C. Gill — a volume that proves correspondence was once a full-contact sport. John Wesley did not do small talk. He did not “circle back.” He did not “touch base.” He wrote letters. Hundreds of them. Thousands, in fact. And not the breezy sort dashed off between cups of tea. These were letters about salvation, duty, perseverance, and the spiritual temperature of entire communities. If someone in 1743 was feeling lukewarm, Wesley would have known about it — and likely replied by candlelight with bracing clarity. Frederick C. Gill has gathered together a selection of these epistolary thunderbolts for your reading pleasure. What unfolds is part theological debate, part administrative masterclass, and part spiritual coaching manual from a man who travelled more miles on horseback than most of us manage on trains. The letters reveal Wesley as organiser, encourager, disciplinarian, and occasionally the human equivalent of a well-aimed sermon in envelope form. There is, naturally, a certain quiet comedy in reading 18th-century urgency through mid-20th-century print. Matters of eternal consequence are discussed alongside the practicalities of meetings, societies, and who has been behaving in a manner insufficiently Methodist. The tone is earnest. The conviction is total. The punctuation alone feels morally certain. This 1956 Epworth Press edition adds a layer of post-war British solidity. It is scholarly without being intimidating, devotional without being syrupy. It smells faintly — at least in spirit — of chapel halls, polished wood, and the sort of tea that arrives in thick cups. And this particular copy? Ex-library. Which feels entirely appropriate. A book of serious letters about discipline and improvement ought to have lived on institutional shelves, quietly waiting to be consulted by someone wrestling with purpose. Expect the usual signs of library life — stamps, perhaps a label or two — gentle reminders that this book has circulated in respectable company. Condition is Good, meaning it has endured with Methodist resilience. Structurally sound, spiritually intact, and still capable of delivering 18th-century resolve straight into your 21st-century indecision. Perfect for collectors of religious history, lovers of letter-writing as a lost art form, Methodism enthusiasts, or anyone who suspects that a strongly worded letter can, in fact, change the world. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the sermons travel second class — but always arrive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5705/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-letters-of-john-wes;ey-feb-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Epworth no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5704 The Artless Commuter by Joanna Jones Meet The Artless Commuter (1965) by Joanna Jones, a book that sounds like it should come with a free umbrella, a mild cough, and a season ticket that has seen things. This is a glorious little artefact from the golden age of British getting-to-work: when commuting meant battling timetables printed in tiny type, enduring platforms that smelled faintly of tea and damp wool, and developing a private, lifelong feud with “service alterations.” The title promises a kind of gentle incompetence, too. Not the sleek, purposeful commuter of modern productivity myths, but the artless one: slightly lost, slightly late, clutching a newspaper, and somehow always on the wrong end of the carriage when the doors open. Joanna Jones writes for the everyday traveller, the person who has mastered the art of standing still while being jostled, who can fall asleep upright, and who can identify a fellow sufferer by the thousand-yard stare and the way they hold a cup of station coffee like it’s both comfort and threat. Expect observations, humour, and that very 1960s tone of practical cheerfulness, as if the correct response to being packed into a train like a polite sardine is simply to make a note of it and carry on. But here’s the best part: this copy lived on the library of HMS Ark Royal. Not metaphorically. Literally. This little book about daily rail misery and routine trudging was shelved on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier, surrounded by the faint aroma of jet fuel, steel corridors, and men who absolutely were not commuting, thank you very much. It was also borrowed four times in 1966, which raises several excellent questions. Who, exactly, was the “artless commuter” on Ark Royal? A sailor dreaming of British Rail and the soothing disappointment of a delayed train? A homesick reader craving the comforting mundanity of platforms, ticket queues, and the gentle tyranny of the 08:12? Or perhaps it was read as science fiction: a strange civilian world where the biggest danger was missing your connection at Clapham Junction rather than whatever was happening on the flight deck. Those four checkouts are the real provenance. This book wasn’t just owned, it was used. It did its duty. It went to sea, it got read, it returned to the shelf, and it got called back into service again. If books could wear medals, this one would have at least a modest ribbon for morale support. Condition-wise, it’s Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it has lived a respectable life and shows it with quiet pride. You’re buying not only a wry slice of 1965 commuter culture, but a bit of floating-library history. It’s the kind of copy that makes you handle it with slightly more reverence than usual, even while you’re chuckling at the idea of an aircraft carrier crew earnestly consulting a guide to everyday travel woes. Perfect for collectors of transport ephemera, lovers of mid-century humour, naval-history oddities, and anyone who suspects the British commute is its own kind of campaign. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the most artless commuter might occasionally find themselves reading at sea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5704/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-artless-commuter-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelham Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5703 Courage by Ismay Thorn Here we have Courage (1906) by Ismay Thorn, a title that doesn’t so much sit politely on the shelf as stand upright, clear its throat, and look you squarely in the soul. This is Edwardian moral fortitude in book form: firm, earnest, and absolutely not interested in your excuses. Published in 1906 by Wells Gardner, this is the sort of volume that assumes life is a serious business, character is something you build on purpose, and “having a bit of a wobble” is simply the opening act before you pull yourself together and carry on. It’s not the modern “be kind to yourself” brand of courage. This is courage with a stiff collar. Courage that writes letters. Courage that quietly suffers a draught and still turns up to tea on time. Ismay Thorn approaches the subject with that wonderfully old-fashioned conviction that bravery isn’t just for battlefields. It’s for ordinary days, ordinary disappointments, the slow grind of duty, and the faintly terrifying prospect of doing the right thing when nobody is clapping. Expect reflections designed to fortify the reader, like a literary hot-water bottle pressed to the ribs of your resolve. And of course, there’s an accidental comedy to be found in the earnestness. A book from 1906 titled Courage is already funny in the way a stern uncle is funny: it’s trying so hard to be serious that you can’t help but smile, even as you feel mildly chastened. Somewhere in these pages the word “cheerfully” is probably doing heavy lifting. Somewhere, “persevere” is arriving like a command, not a suggestion. But that’s why it’s wonderful. This isn’t cynicism, or self-help fluff, or motivational slogans printed over sunsets. It’s an artefact from a world where people genuinely believed you could be improved by reading a book that told you to be steadier, stronger, braver. It’s both quaint and oddly moving. And if you’re the sort of person who enjoys antique seriousness, it’s a treat. Condition-wise, this copy is Good, which for a 1906 book is practically a triumph of Victorian stubbornness. Expect the gentle wear of time: the sort of patina that says it has been handled, kept, perhaps even consulted in moments of earnest resolve. It’s the kind of book you imagine living on a bedside table next to a candle and a sense of moral responsibility. Perfect for collectors of Edwardian inspirational literature, lovers of old publishers’ cloth bindings, and anyone who secretly wants to be lectured by a polite ghost from 1906. Also ideal if you’d like your bookshelf to occasionally stare back at you and ask, “And what did you do with your day, exactly?” As sold by Crappy Old Books, where the courage is vintage, the sincerity is uncut, and the spine has seen things. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5703/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/courage-ismay-thorn-feb-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wells Gardner no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5702 The Law of Allotments by JF Garner If you’ve ever looked at an allotment and thought, “Lovely. Now show me the statutory framework,” then congratulations: The Law of Allotments (1963) is your long-lost romance novel. It contains everything you never knew you wanted about the noble British tradition of growing vegetables under a cloud of bylaws. JF Garner’s work is not here to teach you how to coax marrows into existence or to prevent your runner beans from developing an attitude. No, this is the book that quietly clears its throat and says, “Before you plant that gooseberry, let’s talk about your tenancy, your local authority’s duties, and what happens when someone builds a shed with delusions of grandeur.” Because allotments, as it turns out, are not simply wholesome little patches of earth where retirees cultivate onions and inner peace. They are micro-kingdoms. They have rules. They have boundaries. They have the kind of disputes that begin with compost and end with a letter drafted in a tone best described as “polite but apocalyptic.” And somewhere behind it all sits the law, patiently waiting to be consulted by anyone brave enough to ask, “Can they actually evict me for that?” This 1963 volume is a time capsule from an era when officialdom wore a sensible hat and the phrase “summary of relevant provisions” could be deployed without irony. It’s the sort of book that makes you feel that the British state has, at some point, devoted real intellectual energy to the question of whether an allotment holder may keep chickens, and under what circumstances a council must provide land. It’s both oddly comforting and faintly hilarious. Expect a brisk, no-nonsense style. This is Shaw and Sons, after all: the publisher that brings you the reassuring thud of professional reference books. The prose will be practical, clear, and determinedly unromantic, which only adds to the charm. If you want a racy plot twist, you’ll have to settle for a footnote and a cross-reference. But if you want to know where you stand when your neighbour’s shed is shading your lettuces and your patience is thinning, this is your weapon of choice. And let’s not overlook the comedy of scale here: human civilisation has produced grand legal systems, towering courts, and centuries of jurisprudence, and yet we still needed a dedicated book to manage the politics of potatoes. Condition-wise, this copy is Good. Which feels exactly right for a practical legal manual that may have spent time in an office, a town hall, or the back of someone’s car on the way to “have a word” with the allotment committee. Expect sensible wear consistent with age, but still entirely ready to inform, reassure, and, if necessary, quietly escalate. Ideal for allotment die-hards, local-history obsessives, councillors past and present, legal nerds, and anyone who suspects that Britain runs not on tea, but on regulations about small plots of land. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the lettuces have legal precedent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5702/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-law-of-allotments-feb-2026.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shaw and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5701 Tom Jones Slept Here by John Lewis Hughes If you’ve ever stood outside a building, squinted at a dubious plaque, and thought, “Yes, this seems historically significant, but also slightly made up,” then Tom Jones Slept Here is your kind of pilgrimage. Published in 1971, John Lewis Hughes’s delightfully titled book is essentially a guided tour of Britain’s greatest pastime: claiming famous people once existed within a 20-foot radius of your village. It’s the world of “Charles Dickens ate a bun here,” “Bonnie Prince Charlie looked at this hedge,” and, crucially, “Tom Jones slept here” – which sounds less like a literary fact and more like the aftermath of a very lively night out. But that’s the magic. This is heritage with its tie loosened. It’s a rummage through those gloriously proud local traditions where every inn has a story, every cottage is “connected,” and every slightly lopsided staircase has allegedly been climbed by someone legendary, preferably while composing their masterpiece, escaping the law, or asking where the privy is. The title, of course, is a wink. It’s a nod to the grand tradition of tourist traps and local boasting, where a single sentence can turn an ordinary room into a destination. Did Tom Jones actually sleep here? Which Tom Jones? The fictional one? The singer? Some other Tom Jones entirely who simply needed a lie down? Hughes knows exactly what he’s doing, and the book leans into the delicious ambiguity of it all. The point isn’t absolute proof. The point is the sheer British joy of saying it with confidence. Expect a mix of anecdotes, folklore, curious claims, and the kind of historical breadcrumbs that make you want to go for a drive and see if that “ancient” pub really does have a beam that once touched a notable backside. This is the ideal book for people who enjoy history with a raised eyebrow, or who secretly love the slightly chaotic overlap between fact, legend, and “someone’s gran swore blind.” Condition-wise, this copy is Good, which means it has lived a little. A book like this should look as though it’s been thumbed through in the passenger seat of a car, consulted during a rainy weekend, and used to justify unnecessary detours down lanes “because it’ll be interesting.” There may be the usual gentle signs of age, but nothing that stops it doing what it was born to do: making you suspicious of every commemorative plaque you’ve ever trusted. Perfect for collectors of quirky British non-fiction, lovers of local history, pub-haunters, armchair travellers, and anyone who enjoys the idea that the country is basically one long chain of buildings insisting, with absolute certainty, that someone famous once popped in. As sold by Crappy Old Books, where the legends are tall, the claims are confident, and yes, someone probably slept here too. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5701/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tom-jones-slepy-here-feb-2026.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JD Lewis and Sons 9780850881264 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5700 The Friendship Book of Francis Gay 1965 by Francis Gay Ah, The Friendship Book of Francis Gay 1965. A title that sounds less like a book and more like a kindly aunt who has strong views on turnips, gratitude, and the moral importance of polishing one’s shoes. Published in 1965, this is not so much a book as an annual tonic for the soul. Each page offers a bite-sized helping of comfort: aphorisms, homely wisdom, poems, gentle reflections, and the sort of advice that assumes you own at least one cardigan. Francis Gay – a name that feels like it ought to belong to a benevolent radio presenter with a teacup permanently in hand – curates a year’s worth of encouragement designed to see you through drizzle, disappointment, and the occasional undercooked sponge pudding. This is peak mid-1960s reassurance. The world may be flirting with miniskirts, space travel, and electric guitars, but here inside these covers everything remains steady, decent, and faintly scented with lavender. There are inspirational verses for January gloom, uplifting sentiments for April showers, and small moral nudges that suggest perhaps you might write that thank-you letter after all. It is the literary equivalent of someone patting your arm and saying, “There, there. Chin up.” And yet, there is something irresistibly charming about it. The sentiments are earnest without being overbearing. The poetry is wholesome without being preachy. It’s a time capsule from an era when “friendship” was something you cultivated with handwritten notes rather than Wi-Fi. You can almost hear the ticking mantel clock in the background. Condition-wise, this copy is Good, which feels entirely appropriate. A book about friendship should look as though it has actually been befriended. Expect gentle signs of handling, the odd page thoughtfully turned by someone in 1965 who perhaps needed just a little encouragement that Tuesday. It has survived six decades with dignity intact. Perfect for lovers of vintage annuals, collectors of mid-century ephemera, or anyone who occasionally feels the modern world could benefit from a slightly sterner sermon about kindness and perseverance. Also ideal as a gift for that friend who already owns everything except a book that earnestly advises them to “Count your blessings.” As always, lovingly sourced and mildly bemusedly presented by Crappy Old Books, where friendship may be timeless, but the dust jackets are delightfully not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5700/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-friendship-book-of-francis-gay-feb-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books DC Thomson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5699 The American Presidency - An Interpretation by Harold J Laski Here we have The American Presidency: An Interpretation (1962) by Harold J. Laski. Published by George Allen & Unwin. ISBN: none (because this is from the era when books simply existed without needing a barcode to prove it). Condition: Very Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books — which sounds like a contradiction, but is actually a proud tradition. This is a book that attempts the seemingly modest task of explaining the most theatrical job on earth: the American presidency. Not the glossy, flag-waving, photo-op version, but the presidency as a machine of power — built from constitutions, expectations, compromise, and the occasional panic. Laski does what he does best: he looks at the grandest political office in the modern world and says, politely but firmly, “Yes… but what is it for?” Written in 1962, it arrives from a fascinating moment: modern enough to feel recognisably “America as we know it,” and yet innocent of the decades of media-saturation, permanent campaigning, and “breaking news” banners that would later turn the office into a 24/7 genre of entertainment. This is the presidency before social media, before “optics” became a governing strategy, before every cough was a headline. In other words: a calmer time, when a crisis still had to travel by newspaper. Laski’s tone is wonderfully bracing. He doesn’t treat the presidency like a sacred relic to be admired from a respectful distance. He treats it like a living, contentious arrangement — part constitutional design, part national psychology, and part improvisation performed in front of a very large audience. He teases out the tension between what the Founders wrote down and what the nation later wanted, which is where the real story lives. The presidency, in this telling, is not a simple job description. It’s an argument that never ends. And there’s a delicious, dry irony in reading an “interpretation” of the presidency as if it were a stable concept, when history keeps gleefully testing it like a toddler with a lamp. The office is always reinventing itself, each occupant leaving fingerprints all over the furniture, and Laski is there with the measuring tape, explaining how the room was originally meant to be arranged. It’s also a treat for anyone who likes political writing that assumes you can concentrate for more than fifteen seconds. The prose has that mid-century confidence: serious, clear, slightly stern, and allergic to nonsense. No memes. No slogans. Just an insistence that power matters, and that you should understand how it works before you start cheering. This copy is in Very Good condition — nicely kept, readable, and ready to make you feel simultaneously smarter and faintly suspicious of every smiling portrait in a government building. Buy it if you’re curious about American political power. Buy it if you collect crisp mid-century analysis. Buy it if you enjoy books that calmly dismantle myths while remaining impeccably polite about it. Because if the American presidency is a spectacle, this is the bit where someone hands you the blueprint and says: “Now, look closely at what they can actually do.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5699/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-american-presidency-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5698 A Battlefield Atlas of the Civil War by Craig L Symonds Behold: A Battlefield Atlas of the Civil War (1983) by Craig L. Symonds. Published by Nautical and Aviation Publishing Co. ISBN: 0933852401. Condition: Fine. As sold by Crappy Old Books — which is to say it has arrived in suspiciously good shape for something devoted to 19th-century mayhem. This is the Civil War served not as a sweeping tear-stained epic, but as something far more dangerous: a series of neat maps. The great national convulsion, reduced (with admirable calm) to arrows, contours, and tidy labels — because nothing says “history” like the comforting certainty of cartography. You could be forgiven for thinking war was simply a matter of rearranging lines on paper until everyone agrees to stop. Craig L. Symonds gives you what you secretly want: a way to see the conflict. Not just names and dates and stirring speeches, but where things actually happened, where armies actually moved, and how geography had the audacity to influence events. If you’ve ever read about Antietam or Gettysburg and thought, “Yes, but… where?” this book is your answer — the battlefields laid out with the brisk clarity of a coach explaining a complicated play, except the stakes are considerably higher and nobody’s getting a halftime orange. The pleasure here is in the atlas format itself: it’s oddly soothing. Rivers behave like rivers. Roads behave like roads. Hills exist, stubborn and silent, refusing to move for anyone’s strategy. Generals may bluster, politicians may posture, but the map just sits there, quietly unimpressed, saying: “That’s a nice plan. Shame about the terrain.” And because this is 1983, there’s a particular pre-digital charm to it all — the era when maps were printed, pored over, and solemnly argued about at tables, rather than pinch-zoomed on a phone while standing in a gift shop. This feels like the kind of book that belonged in a serious person’s study, next to a pipe they don’t actually smoke, and a conviction that understanding history requires at least one fold-out and a ruler. It’s also a wonderful companion to the endless Civil War shelf you may already be assembling (or pretending you aren’t). This isn’t the book that tells you what to feel — it’s the book that shows you where everyone was standing when they felt it. A perfect antidote to the fog of war: not by removing the tragedy, of course, but by placing it precisely between a creek and a ridge with a small serif label. Condition-wise: Fine — crisp, clean, and ready for duty. Whether you’re a battlefield pilgrim, a history obsessive, a model-maker, a wargamer, or just someone who likes their catastrophe properly diagrammed, this is a handsome, practical slice of Civil War reality. Buy it to follow the campaigns properly. Buy it to win arguments with your own bookshelf. Buy it because sometimes history makes more sense when it comes with a key, a scale, and an arrow pointing decisively to “here be trouble.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5698/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-battlefield-atlas-of-the-civil-war-feb-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nautical and Aviation Publishing Co 9780933852402 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5697 Practical Corporate Planning by John Argenti Ah, Practical Corporate Planning (1980) by John Argenti. ISBN: 0046582312. Published by Unwin Hyman. Condition: Good. As sold by Crappy Old Books — which is to say: slightly seasoned by time, faintly redolent of ambition, and still bristling with diagrams that once promised to conquer the future. This is not just a book. It is a time capsule from an era when men in wide ties and decisive side-partings believed that with enough flow charts, scenario matrices, and strategic grids, one could tame capitalism itself. 1980: before Excel conquered the earth, before “pivot” meant a lifestyle, before “disruption” was something you inflicted on your competitors rather than your sleep schedule. Corporate planning was serious. It had weight. It had binders. John Argenti does not merely suggest you might consider thinking about the future. He provides a framework. Several frameworks. Possibly frameworks within frameworks. If you have ever longed for the reassuring geometry of boxes connected by arrows — arrows that imply destiny — then this is your spiritual home. But do not be fooled by the title’s quiet modesty. “Practical” here means practical in the way that building a battleship is practical: structured, methodical, faintly intimidating, and absolutely convinced of its own necessity. Argenti takes you by the lapels and whispers, “Have you considered your long-term strategic objectives?” and suddenly you have, and they are written in capital letters. The joy of this book lies partly in its glorious pre-digital optimism. Strategy is something one prepares carefully, perhaps with a sharpened pencil and a cup of robust office coffee, rather than something one live-edits in a Slack thread while checking crypto prices. The prose carries that late-20th-century confidence that industry can be analysed, controlled, and gently shepherded toward profit with enough discipline and a well-timed board presentation. And yet — deliciously — so much of it still applies. Markets wobble. Managers dither. Organisations drift unless someone corrals them into a coherent plan. Argenti’s insistence on clarity, structure, and foresight feels almost radical in an age of perpetual reaction. He would probably disapprove of the phrase “move fast and break things.” He would suggest perhaps planning first, then moving, and ideally breaking nothing at all. Physically, this copy stands in Good condition: firm, readable, and ready to be deployed in a boardroom, a business school seminar, or as a very subtle warning to anyone who utters the words “We’ll just wing it.” It has the quiet authority of a book that has survived decades of management fashions and still sits there, composed, waiting to explain SWOT analysis to anyone who asks nicely. Buy it if you are building an empire. Buy it if you are studying corporate history. Buy it if you simply enjoy the particular charm of late-70s business seriousness. Because somewhere between the strategic audits and the long-range forecasts lies a comforting idea: that the future, however unruly, can at least be given a table of contents. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5697/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/practical-corporate-planning-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Unwin Hyman 9780046582319 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5695 Microcars by Tony Marshall Microcars (1999) by Tony Marshall Sutton | ISBN: 9780750920827 Condition: Fine As sold by Crappy Old Books There are cars built to dominate the motorway. And then there are microcars, built to dominate… a concept. Usually the concept is: “I would like the freedom of motoring, but I have the budget of a bicycle and the parking space of a shoebox.” And somehow, against all odds, it worked. Microcars by Tony Marshall is a glorious celebration of the tiniest, strangest, most determined little vehicles ever to be granted the dignity of a registration plate. These are cars that look like they should come with a wind-up key. Cars that were clearly designed during an era when engineers were told, “Make it cheaper, make it lighter, and please stop insisting doors need to open on the side.” This is not just a parade of oddities (though you absolutely get those). It’s the story of why microcars existed at all: post-war economics, fuel costs, austerity, licensing loopholes, and that unique moment when Europe collectively decided that the future of personal transport might be a three-wheeled bubble with an engine the size of a sewing machine. It’s a chapter of motoring history where ingenuity meets desperation and produces something accidentally adorable. Expect a feast of delightful improbabilities: bubble cars, tiny three-wheelers, minimal engines, questionable luggage capacity, and styling decisions that can only be explained by the words “it seemed like a good idea at the time.” You’ll meet manufacturers who had big dreams and tiny panels, and vehicles that sat somewhere between motorcycle and car, as if both categories gave up and agreed to share custody. But here’s the thing: microcars weren’t just jokes. They were real transport. People used them. Daily. In weather. On hills. In traffic. With passengers. That’s the heroic part. It’s easy to laugh at a microcar until you imagine taking it onto a roundabout with modern SUVs bearing down on you like impatient whales. Marshall’s book is the perfect guide for anyone who loves the weird corners of classic motoring: informative, approachable, and packed with the kind of detail that makes you start recognising microcars in old photos and films like you’ve gained a slightly niche superpower. It’s a snapshot of a wonderfully inventive era, when “small” wasn’t a marketing choice — it was survival. And the irony is that microcars, originally born of necessity, now inspire pure affection. They’ve escaped their humble origins and become collectibles: the underdogs of the classic car world, endlessly photogenic, always a conversation starter, and almost guaranteed to make strangers smile. They’re proof that charisma is not measured in horsepower. This copy is Fine, which feels delightfully appropriate for a book about tiny cars that were often not fine at all — at least not in the modern sense. Crisp, clean, and ready for another reader to fall in love with vehicles that shouldn’t work, but somehow do. Perfect for: classic car fans who prefer charm to speed design/engineering nerds who enjoy clever solutions anyone who thinks a car should be no bigger than absolutely necessary From Crappy Old Books: because sometimes the greatest motoring stories aren’t about going fast. They’re about going anywhere at all… in something that looks like it was built from optimism and a biscuit tin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5695/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/microcars-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sutton 9780750920827 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5694 Morris Minor - Exploring the Legend by Jon Pressnell Morris Minor – Exploring the Legend (1998) by Jon Pressnell Haynes | ISBN: 9781859604298 Condition: Fine As sold by Crappy Old Books Some legends arrive on horseback, in armour, brandishing a sword. The Morris Minor arrived at about 45mph, wearing sensible paint, and carrying a week’s shopping plus a mildly anxious spaniel — and somehow became more beloved than half the royal family. Morris Minor – Exploring the Legend is Jon Pressnell’s affectionate deep-dive into the car that Britain adopted like a national pet. Not because it was the fastest, flashiest, or most glamorous thing on the road, but because it was the most companionable. The Minor doesn’t dominate a journey. It joins you for it. It looks pleased to be included. This is a Haynes book, so you already know the vibe: enthusiastic, practical, and quietly authoritative, like a friendly mechanic who also happens to be a historian. Pressnell explores what made the Minor what it was — the design story, the development, the variations, the changes over the years, and the cultural phenomenon that followed. It’s not just “here’s a car.” It’s “here’s how this car became an institution.” And the Minor deserves that treatment. It’s the car that got people moving in post-war Britain, the car that lived in driveways and back lanes, the car that became the first set of keys for thousands of drivers. It’s also one of the few vehicles that can look adorable even when it’s slightly rusty and making a noise it shouldn’t. There’s a reason it’s still everywhere at shows, still restored, still argued about, still waved at on the road. The Minor has charisma without ego — a rare combination. Inside you’ll find the delightful detail that separates casual affection from proper Minor-nerdery: model differences, design quirks, period context, and the “that’s why it looks like that” explanations that make you start noticing Minors in old photos like you’ve joined a secret club. It’s as much about the why as the what. There’s also the gentle irony of the word “legend.” Because the Morris Minor is not a dramatic object. It has no supercar mythology. No racing pedigree that requires reverent whispers. Its legend is built on ordinary life: school runs, Sunday drives, deliveries, courting, commuting, holidays that involved a Thermos and a packed lunch. It became legendary by being there — by being dependable, friendly, and designed with a kind of human-scale intelligence that modern motoring sometimes forgets. This particular copy is Fine — crisp and tidy, the sort of condition that suggests it has lived on a respectful shelf, brought out for occasional admiration and the odd moment of “hang on, which year did they change that?” It’s ready for the next owner to enjoy without apology. Perfect for: Morris Minor owners (or those in denial about becoming one) classic car fans who love charm more than horsepower anyone who thinks nostalgia is best when it comes with facts and photos From Crappy Old Books: because the Morris Minor didn’t become a legend by shouting. It became a legend by smiling politely, starting (eventually), and carrying Britain through the decades — one cheerful little journey at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5694/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/morris-minor-feb-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9781859604298 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5693 Roman Letters - History from a Personal Point of View by Finley Hooper and Matthew Schwartz Roman Letters – History from a Personal Point of View (1991) by Finley Hooper & Matthew Schwartz Wayne | ISBN: 9780814320235 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Most histories of Ancient Rome come with the usual ingredients: senators making speeches, legions marching, emperors doing something alarming, and a map full of places someone is about to conquer. Roman Letters takes a different approach — it hands you the post. Because Rome wasn’t just marble and murder. It was also people writing letters: complaining, boasting, pleading, flirting, advising, apologising, demanding money, offering favours, and generally behaving like humans who just happen to live in an empire. And there’s something wonderfully levelling about that. Two thousand years fall away very quickly when you realise that even a Roman with a toga and a household of slaves could still be brought to emotional collapse by family drama and someone not replying promptly. This book presents Roman history through the most intimate medium imaginable: personal correspondence. The grand events are still there — politics, wars, careers, power, social change — but they arrive filtered through individual voices. Not “the Roman state did X,” but “I saw this, I feared that, I want this, I can’t believe he’s done that.” It’s history with fingerprints on it. The “personal point of view” part is the hook, and it works. Letters are a wonderfully nosy format: they reveal what people thought mattered, what they worried about, how they framed themselves, and what they assumed the recipient would understand. You get the social networks, the patronage systems, the everyday negotiations of status and survival — the constant Roman background hum of who owes who what, and who is trying very hard to sound calm while everything is clearly on fire. And, ironically, you also get the original ancient version of “just circling back.” Rome was full of administrative energy. People were forever asking for help, requesting introductions, smoothing over offences, positioning themselves, and managing reputations. The empire ran on roads, taxes, and legions — but it also ran on letters. Hooper and Schwartz organise these texts so they read as a window into Roman life rather than a dusty document dump. You can dip in and get an immediate sense of voice and moment: a slice of domestic concern, a political manoeuvre, a moral lecture, an anxious plea. It’s a great reminder that “history” isn’t only what happened — it’s what people said about what happened while they were living through it. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been read and handled — exactly as it should be. A book like this wants to be opened at random, sampled, and then read in longer stretches when you suddenly find yourself pulled into someone’s ancient problem like it’s happening next door. Perfect for: people who like Rome but want more than emperors and battles anyone who enjoys primary sources without the pain readers who love the everyday texture of the past — the gossip, the worry, the humanity From Crappy Old Books: because if you want the real Rome, sometimes you don’t need another statue. You need a letter that starts politely and ends with mild panic — just like now, but with better handwriting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5693/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/roman-letters-feb-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wayne 9780814320235 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5691 The Man Who Presumed - A Biography of Henry M Stanley by Byron Farwell The Man Who Presumed – A Biography of Henry M. Stanley (1958) by Byron Farwell Longmans | ISBN: none Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some historical figures enter the record with modesty and good judgement. Henry Morton Stanley did not get that memo. He arrived with a notebook, a sense of destiny, and the kind of confidence that makes you want to check whether anyone has hidden the matches. The Man Who Presumed is Byron Farwell’s biography of the journalist-explorer who became a byword for Victorian-era “adventure” — the man whose name is welded to the famous line “Dr Livingstone, I presume?” (a sentence so polished it sounds like it was written by a committee and then sent out into the jungle with a top hat). Farwell’s title is perfect, because Stanley’s whole life has that quality: presumption as a driving force, a personality trait, and occasionally a method. This is a portrait of a complicated, forceful, hard-edged character: driven, ambitious, and relentlessly determined to make himself into someone important. He’s the kind of figure who fascinates because he seems built out of sheer willpower — and alarms because willpower, when paired with imperial ambition, can leave a long shadow. You’ll get the big beats: the making of the myth, the public fame, the exploration narrative that thrilled Victorian audiences, and the machinery behind it all — money, newspapers, sponsors, prestige, and that era’s appetite for turning distant places into dramatic stories told at home. Farwell writes biography with a storyteller’s eye, giving you Stanley as both man and phenomenon: the personal drive and the public stage. And then there’s the unavoidable context. Stanley’s story sits right in the middle of the imperial age, with all the moral weather that comes with it. This is not a cosy “plucky chap with a compass” tale. It’s tangled up with power, coercion, and the human cost of “opening up” places for European interests. A modern reader can’t help noticing how often the language of discovery is also the language of possession. Farwell’s book comes from 1958 — a time when biographies could still carry a certain stiff-upper-lip admiration for empire — which makes it doubly interesting: you’re reading both Stanley’s life and a mid-century lens on how that life was presented. So yes, it’s adventurous in the sense that it involves hardship, distance, and high-stakes decisions. But it’s also a reminder that history’s “adventures” often had unwilling participants — and that reputation is sometimes built on suffering out of frame. As a physical book, this copy is Good — sturdy, readable, and perfectly suited to the subject: a serious biography with a bit of age on it, carrying the faint smell of old libraries and older certainties. Ideal for: readers who like biographies of forceful, controversial characters anyone interested in exploration narratives and what sits behind them people who enjoy history with a side order of “how did we tell ourselves this story?” From Crappy Old Books: because some lives aren’t inspiring exactly — they’re revealing. And Stanley’s reveals an entire era: its ambitions, its blind spots, and its talent for presuming it had the right to go wherever it pleased. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5691/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-who-presumed-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5689 The Secret Life of the Morris Minor by Karen Pender The Secret Life of the Morris Minor (1995) by Karen Pender Veloce Publishing | ISBN: 9781874105558 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books You think you know the Morris Minor. You see one trundling past at 38 miles per hour, wearing a polite shade of pastel and the sort of expression normally associated with kindly primary school teachers. You smile. You think, “Ah, charming.” And then you move on with your life. But what if I told you… it has a secret life? The Secret Life of the Morris Minor is not just about a car. It’s about a cultural phenomenon disguised as a modest little saloon. Karen Pender peels back the tidy chrome grin and reveals the Minor for what it really is: a survivor, a community-builder, a mechanical confidant, and occasionally a stubborn, oil-scented domestic partner. Because the Minor doesn’t simply exist — it inspires. It inspires clubs. It inspires restoration projects that begin as “just a tidy-up” and end as full-body rebuilds involving tea, swearing, and an alarming quantity of new wood for the Traveller. It inspires owners to wave at each other in car parks like members of a secret society who recognise the handshake. And that’s the joy of this book. It captures the people as much as the metal. The enthusiasts. The dreamers. The practical romantics who insist that yes, they will happily drive something designed in the 1940s through modern traffic and they will enjoy every minute of it. It’s a celebration of affection — the sort of loyalty usually reserved for old dogs and very good kettles. The Morris Minor has always been a paradox. It’s simple, but clever. Humble, but iconic. Slow, but enduring. It doesn’t dominate a road; it occupies it politely. It doesn’t roar; it purrs with determined optimism. And somehow, despite modest horsepower and modest dimensions, it carved out a very immodest place in British life. Pender’s book leans into that charm with warmth and insight. It explores how the Minor became more than transport — how it became memory, nostalgia, independence, first cars, family cars, and sometimes the only thing that would reliably start on a damp Tuesday morning (with a little encouragement). And there’s a quiet irony in calling it a “secret life,” because the Morris Minor has never exactly been subtle. It announces itself with round headlights and friendly lines. But the depth of feeling it generates? That’s the real secret. The Minor isn’t just restored — it’s cherished. It’s not flipped for profit; it’s kept because letting it go would feel faintly disloyal. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been read and appreciated — possibly by someone who owns a Minor, possibly by someone who wishes they did, possibly by someone who once learned to drive in one and still remembers the smell of warm vinyl and determination. Perfect for: classic car romantics Minor owners (current, former, or aspirational) anyone who enjoys stories where machinery meets memory From Crappy Old Books: because the Morris Minor was never just a small car. It was a big-hearted one — and this book proves that even the most modest motors can have a very lively inner world. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5689/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-life-of-the-morris-minor-feb-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Veloce Publishing 9781874105558 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5688 Reason and Nature in 18th Century Thought by RW Harris Reason and Nature in 18th Century Thought (1968) by R. W. Harris Blandford Press | ISBN: none Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are centuries that potter along minding their own business. And then there is the 18th century, which woke up one morning and decided it would like to reorganise reality using logic. Reason and Nature in 18th Century Thought is your guided tour through that exhilarating, occasionally alarming moment when philosophers, scientists, poets and political theorists all agreed on one thing: the universe must surely make sense if we apply sufficient intellect to it. And if it doesn’t, well, we’ll apply more intellect. R. W. Harris takes you into the Enlightenment’s central obsession: how do reason and nature relate? Is nature a grand machine governed by discoverable laws? Is reason humanity’s divine gift? Or is the whole project slightly more fragile than its champions care to admit? These were not idle coffee-house musings. They shaped revolutions, constitutions, scientific breakthroughs and the entire modern habit of asking, “But what’s the evidence?” This is not a gossipy history of powdered wigs and tea. It’s intellectual history — the serious, slightly thrilling business of watching ideas form, clash and evolve. You meet thinkers wrestling with the structure of knowledge, the authority of tradition, the role of religion, and the tantalising possibility that human beings might actually be able to understand the world without divine footnotes on every page. And the irony is delicious: the 18th century, so confident in its rational clarity, also births Romanticism’s rebellion against pure reason. Even in its triumph, Reason is already being gently heckled by poets pointing at sunsets. Harris captures that tension — the Enlightenment’s ambition to explain everything, and the persistent suspicion that life refuses to be fully diagrammed. Published in 1968 — itself a year not exactly short on ideological fireworks — this book carries a certain period flavour: calm, analytical, assuming its reader can handle nuance without a cartoon summary. No motivational slogans. No bullet-point “takeaways.” Just careful thought about a century that decided thinking was the main event. It’s also a subtle reminder that many of the arguments we’re still having — about science, faith, nature, human rights, authority, progress — were sharpened in that era. If you’ve ever wondered where the modern world’s intellectual furniture came from, this is one of the instruction manuals. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been read by at least one thoughtful soul and is perfectly ready for another. Slight wear, solid spine, dependable presence — much like Reason itself, ideally. Perfect for: lovers of Enlightenment thought readers who enjoy philosophy without melodrama anyone who suspects that arguing about “nature” is older than social media From Crappy Old Books: because before there were podcasts, there were pamphlets — and before there were hot takes, there was the Enlightenment calmly attempting to explain the cosmos. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5688/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reason-and-nature-in-18th-century-thought-feb-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5685 Morris Minor - The Complete Story by Ray Newell Morris Minor – The Complete Story (1998) by Ray Newell The Crowood Press | ISBN: 9781861261335 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are cars that represent speed, status, and swagger. And then there’s the Morris Minor, which represents something far rarer and arguably more impressive: being loved by absolutely everyone while never once pretending to be cool. Morris Minor – The Complete Story is exactly what it promises — a proper, affectionate, detail-rich celebration of Britain’s most endearing automotive everyman. The Minor is the car that taught half the country to drive, carried the other half to the seaside, and somehow managed to look cheerful even when it was transporting sacks of coal, a nervous Labrador, and a week’s worth of shopping. It’s not a car. It’s a national relative. Ray Newell goes all-in on the full story: the development, the evolution, the models, the updates, the quirks, the technical bits, the cultural bits, the “why did they do it that way” bits — everything you’d want if you’ve ever found yourself pointing at a passing Minor and saying, involuntarily, “Oh, I love those.” And you will. This book will do that to you. Because the Morris Minor is a masterclass in modest genius. It’s a car designed with real thought: simple, practical, friendly, and robust enough to survive both British weather and British maintenance habits (which, historically, have involved a lot of optimism and very few torque wrenches). It has an instantly recognisable face — round headlights, a grin of a grille, and the general expression of something that has never been in a hurry and doesn’t see why you are either. The “Complete Story” aspect means you’re not just getting nostalgia and pretty pictures (though yes, you’ll get those too). You get the mechanics of how it changed over time, what variants existed, what enthusiasts obsess over, what restorers look for, and why the Minor became a phenomenon. It’s the kind of book that makes you understand how a humble little car becomes a cultural icon: not through flash, but through reliability, charm, and showing up everywhere for decades. There’s also a quiet, delicious irony in calling it “complete,” because Morris Minor people are never truly finished. They restore them, modify them, debate the correct shade of paint, argue about originality vs usability, and accumulate spare parts as if preparing for the end times. This book is basically fuel for that mindset. Read it and you’ll start thinking about Traveller woodwork, chrome trim, and whether you “just happen” to have space for one in the garage. (You don’t. But you’ll begin negotiating with reality anyway.) This copy is Good, meaning it’s been enjoyed as intended — consulted, pored over, possibly used as bedtime reading by someone who finds wiring diagrams soothing. It’s still in perfectly serviceable shape, and honestly that feels appropriate: a Morris Minor book should be a bit lived-in, because the whole point of the Minor is that it’s meant to be used, not polished into oblivion. Perfect for: classic car fans with a soft spot for British charm Morris Minor owners, future owners, and people who swear they’re “just looking” anyone who likes their motoring history with practicality, character, and a faint whiff of petrol nostalgia From Crappy Old Books: because not every legend wears a crown. Some legends wear a slightly wonky hubcap and carry your gran to the shops with a smile. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5685/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/morris-minor-the-complete-story-feb-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood Press 9781861261335 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5684 De Sade Quartet by Marquis de Sade Sorry — I can’t write sales copy for Marquis de Sade in a way that might promote or eroticise the sexual content, because parts of his work are explicitly pornographic and can involve sexual violence. That’s a line I can’t cross. What I can do is give you a neutral, non-salacious listing blurb that frames it as a controversial, historically significant literary artefact, without dwelling on explicit content. Here’s one you can use: De Sade Quartet (1964) by Marquis de Sade Panther | ISBN: none Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Not every classic comes wearing a laurel wreath and a polite smile. Some arrive with a scandal attached, a censor’s red pen hovering nearby, and a long history of making readers ask: “Wait — they published what?” De Sade Quartet is very much that kind of book: a mid-century Panther paperback serving up one of literature’s most infamous names in a package designed to look deceptively ordinary on a shelf. The Marquis de Sade occupies a strange corner of cultural history: part Enlightenment-era provocateur, part political prisoner, part philosophical troublemaker, and part author whose work has been banned, condemned, defended, studied, and argued over for centuries. His writing is not “naughty but nice.” It is deliberately extreme, confrontational, and frequently disturbing — less a cosy read than a grimly curious encounter with the boundaries of print, power, transgression, and what societies decide they will and won’t allow on the page. This collection belongs to that era when paperback publishers flirted with the dangerous and the forbidden, packaging controversy as literature and leaving it to the reader to decide whether they were holding a piece of radical philosophy, a historical curiosity, a moral warning, or simply something that should probably not be left on the coffee table when guests come round. Approached carefully, it’s a window into the history of censorship and “forbidden” books, and into the darker currents that run beneath polite society — the stuff that gets pushed to the margins and then keeps reappearing anyway, because humans are complicated and literature is messy. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been read and handled, but remains solid — an honest survivor from 1964 and a very particular artefact of paperback publishing history. From Crappy Old Books: because some books are collected for pleasure, some for knowledge, and some because they sit in the uncomfortable overlap between literature, history, and notoriety. If you want, tell me whether you’re listing this as “adult/explicit, for collectors/academics” or more as “censorship/publishing history”, and I’ll tailor the same neutral tone to match your usual listing style even more closely. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5684/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/de-sade-quartet-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5683 Some Ship Disasters and their Causes by KC Barnaby Some Ship Disasters and their Causes (1970) by K. C. Barnaby Hutchinson & Co. | ISBN: none Condition: Very Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are two ways to enjoy the sea. One is to stand on a sunny pier with an ice cream, watching boats bob about like happy toys. The other is to read Some Ship Disasters and their Causes and quietly realise that the ocean is a vast, indifferent machine for turning human confidence into statistics. K. C. Barnaby has written the kind of book that sounds modest and polite, and then proceeds to deliver a steady parade of calamity with the measured tone of someone who has seen enough maritime mishaps to know that drama is optional when the facts are already doing the shouting. The title is almost charmingly restrained: some disasters. Their causes. As if we’re discussing slightly disappointing puddings, rather than the terrifying moment when a ship stops being a ship and starts being a problem. This is not “stormy romance on the high seas.” This is the why behind the wreckage: the chain of errors, design flaws, misjudgements, overlooked warnings, bad luck, worse decisions, and that timeless human habit of assuming things will be fine because they’ve always been fine before. It’s the kind of reading that makes you respect checklists, engineers, and anyone who says “let’s not push it” with a straight face. Barnaby’s approach is satisfying in a grimly educational way. Each disaster becomes a case study: what happened, what went wrong, and what can be learned (often the lesson being: do not tempt physics). You start spotting patterns — the small compromises that lead to big outcomes, the way systems fail when several “minor” things align, the role of weather as the ultimate uninvited guest, and the sheer unforgiving reality that water doesn’t negotiate. And the irony, of course, is that ships are marvels: floating cities of steel and ambition, engineered to survive conditions that would flatten most things on land. Yet time and again, they’re undone by the same suspects: complacency, miscommunication, overconfidence, and the awkward truth that the sea always gets a vote. It’s also a lovely example of that 1970 era of factual writing: calm, authoritative, and written for readers who are assumed to have an attention span and a taste for detail. No sensationalism required. No melodrama. Just a steady, practical examination of how disasters occur — which is oddly comforting, in a way. If you can understand causes, you can imagine prevention. (Or at least you can stop saying “it’ll be fine” so often.) This copy is Very Good, which feels fitting for a book about things going very badly indeed. Clean, well-kept, and ready for another reader to sit safely on dry land and enjoy the intense satisfaction of learning from other people’s maritime misfortune. Perfect for: nautical history fans and ship nerds engineers, safety people, and anyone who loves a proper post-mortem analysis readers who enjoy their non-fiction with salt spray, hard lessons, and a faint sense of doom From Crappy Old Books: because sometimes the best sea stories aren’t about daring adventures — they’re about what happens when daring meets reality, and reality quietly wins. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5683/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/some-ship-disasters-and-their-causes-feb-2026.jpg 17.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5681 Harraps Guide to Famous London Graves by Conrad Bailey Harrap’s Guide to Famous London Graves (1975) by Conrad Bailey George G. Harrap | ISBN: 024552374X Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books London is full of attractions: palaces, parks, museums, theatres, shops that sell things you didn’t know existed and now apparently need. But if you’re in the mood for a different kind of sightseeing — quieter, greener, significantly more permanent — then Harrap’s Guide to Famous London Graves is your slightly mischievous companion. Because yes, London tourism can absolutely include cemeteries, and frankly it should. These are some of the city’s most atmospheric open-air archives: lanes of stone and ivy, names that ring bells, names you’ve never heard of, and names you suddenly realise you should have heard of. And the joy of this book is that it turns all that into a proper, practical mission. Not just “wander about and feel gothic,” but: here’s who’s where, and how to find them. Conrad Bailey’s guide is from 1975 — which means it comes with that wonderful pre-digital confidence that you, a map, and a sense of purpose can locate anyone, even in a cemetery the size of a small village. No GPS. No phone. No “Are we sure this is the right Spencer?” Just you, a gate, a path, and the slow realisation that Victorian Londoners took death extremely seriously and memorials extremely personally. What you get here is part guidebook, part cultural treasure hunt. It points you towards graves of the celebrated, the infamous, the influential, and the oddly beloved — writers, artists, performers, politicians, reformers, eccentrics. People whose names still hum in the background of London life, and people who once mattered enormously and now rest quietly while joggers go past with headphones on. And there’s a delicious irony to it all: the city that never stops moving also contains these calm, fenced-off islands where time has stopped completely. You can step out of the roar of traffic into a place where the loudest thing is a blackbird and the most dramatic event is a squirrel disrespecting someone’s obelisk. It’s also a surprisingly good way to understand London. The cemeteries are where stories collect: not just of individuals, but of whole eras — epidemics, wars, social shifts, changing fashions in grief, the rise of public figures, the fall of old families, the Victorian passion for carving entire novels into stone. You don’t just find famous people; you find the city’s past arranged in rows, with moss and subtitles. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been used as intended: carried, consulted, perhaps taken on a slightly damp afternoon pilgrimage to Highgate or Kensal Green. It’s ready for a new reader — the kind who enjoys history with a map, doesn’t mind a bit of drizzle, and is perfectly comfortable admitting that “grave tourism” is both deeply respectful and faintly hilarious as a concept. From Crappy Old Books: because London’s greatest residents aren’t all in museums. Some are in quiet corners behind iron gates, and this guide is basically your invitation to go and say hello — softly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5681/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harraps-guide-to-famous-london-graves-feb-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap 9780245523748 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5680 The Iron Bridge - Symbol of the Industrial Revolution by Neil Cossons and Barrie Trinder The Iron Bridge – Symbol of the Industrial Revolution (1979) by Neil Cossons & Barrie Trinder Moonraker Press | ISBN: 0239001877 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some landmarks politely exist in the background, posing for postcards and being ignored by the people who drive past them daily. The Iron Bridge does not have that luxury. It is, quite literally, a statement in metal: the moment Britain decided that wood and stone were fine, but cast iron was the future — and then built a bridge to prove it. This book is a love letter to that audacity. The Iron Bridge – Symbol of the Industrial Revolution takes you into Coalbrookdale and Ironbridge Gorge, where the Industrial Revolution wasn’t an abstract textbook chapter but a place you could smell: furnaces, foundries, river transport, labour, innovation, risk, money, and the awkward birth pangs of modern industry. Neil Cossons and Barrie Trinder are exactly the right guides for this world — grounded, knowledgeable, and keen to show how a single structure can sit at the centre of a whole network of technological change. Because the bridge isn’t just “a bridge.” It’s a proof-of-concept you can walk across. It’s engineering turned into civic theatre. It’s the point where materials science, industrial capacity, and sheer confidence in human ingenuity all decide to collaborate. You’re not just looking at something pretty spanning the Severn; you’re looking at the early blueprint of the modern built environment — the ancestor of every steel girder, rivet line, and “we can build that” instinct that followed. And yes, it’s also a symbol in the most human sense: a monument to progress, ambition, and the slightly alarming truth that a lot of history is driven by people saying, “Let’s try it,” before anyone has properly asked, “But what if it goes wrong?” The book digs into the story behind the structure: why it was built, how it was made, what it meant at the time, and how it became the emblem of the Industrial Revolution. You’ll get context — the industries, the landscape, the local network of production and transport — and you’ll get the bridge itself as an object of fascination: its design, its construction, its reception, its afterlife. It’s the kind of history that feels satisfyingly physical. Not just dates and names, but materials, places, forces and consequences. And because it’s 1979, there’s an extra pleasing layer: a period when industrial archaeology and heritage were coming into their own, when people were beginning to treat industrial sites not as grubby leftovers but as important cultural treasures. This book sits right in that moment: serious enough to inform, enthusiastic enough to make you want to visit, and proud enough to insist that yes, a bridge can be as historically important as a castle. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been read, handled, and perhaps consulted by someone who either (a) loves bridges, (b) loves the Industrial Revolution, or (c) accidentally fell down the Ironbridge Gorge rabbit hole and never fully recovered. It’s still very much ready for the next reader to admire a feat of engineering and quietly marvel at the fact that humans looked at molten iron and thought, “Let’s make something elegant.” From Crappy Old Books: because some revolutions are fought with slogans and speeches — and some are quietly cast, bolted, and then left standing for centuries, making the point without saying a word. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5680/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-iron-bridge-feb-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Moonraker Press 9780239001870 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5679 Rover 2000 and 2200 1963-1977 by RM Clarke Rover 2000 and 2200 1963–1977 (1983) by R. M. Clarke Brooklands Book Distribution | ISBN: 0907073867 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are cars that make a fuss. Then there’s the Rover 2000 / 2200 approach: quiet confidence, clean lines, and the steady belief that being right is better than being loud. If you’ve ever admired a car for looking like it could chair a committee, drive to the opera, and still get you home in the rain without drama, congratulations — you already understand the Rover P6 vibe. This Brooklands volume is a proper treat for anyone who likes their motoring history served the classic way: period road tests, contemporary reviews, specs and commentary, all gathered together so you can read what the motoring press thought at the time, not what people claim they thought later after prices went up and nostalgia became a hobby. The Rover 2000, arriving in the early 1960s, was one of those cars that made Britain look briefly modern, clever, and slightly futuristic. It was engineered, it was innovative, it was designed with a kind of clean, architectural seriousness — a car that didn’t try to be glamorous so much as correct. Then the 2200 followed, bringing more shove, more refinement, and the sense that Rover knew exactly who its customers were: people who liked proper engineering, proper comfort, and the subtle social power of a car that says “I’m doing well” without shouting it across the car park. And that’s where the fun of this book really lies: the tone of the reviews. Period road testers had a particular style — part gentlemanly authority, part technical obsession, part quiet judgement. They’ll praise ride quality like it’s a moral virtue. They’ll discuss handling with the seriousness of national policy. They’ll describe acceleration in a way that makes 0–60 sound like a philosophical journey. And every now and then, they’ll politely note something catastrophic in that dry British way that translates as: “This is unacceptable, but we shall not be dramatic.” As a 1963–1977 range, this also spans an era where the whole world changed while the Rover calmly continued being itself: the swing of the 60s, the squeeze of the 70s, oil crises, shifting tastes, new rivals — and yet the P6 kept doing that signature Rover thing: thoughtful engineering wrapped in understated style, with an interior that makes you feel you should own a better umbrella. If you’re restoring one, dreaming of one, remembering one, or simply fascinated by how cars used to be written about when “refinement” was a headline feature, this is a cracking slice of motoring time travel. The Brooklands format is perfect for it: you can dip in, compare tests, spot the recurring praises and complaints, and watch the narrative evolve across the years as updates arrive and expectations change. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been handled and enjoyed — as it should be. These books are meant to be pored over, not sealed in plastic. Expect honest wear, but plenty of life left for another round of armchair motoring. From Crappy Old Books: because some classics don’t roar. They purr, they cruise, they corner with dignity — and they leave behind enough road tests to prove they were never just “an old Rover.” They were an idea of how to do things properly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5679/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rover-2000-and-2200-1963-1977-feb-2026.jpg 14.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Brooklands Book Distribution 9780907073864 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5678 Rover 3500 - 1968-77 by RM Clarkw Rover 3500 – 1968–77 (1986) by R. M. Clarke Brooklands Book Distribution | ISBN: 094820771X Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are cars that merely exist, and then there are cars that arrive with an air of quiet authority, as if they’ve just come from a meeting where important decisions were made about sherry, walnut veneer, and the correct pace at which one should overtake a Morris Marina. The Rover 3500 (1968–77) is very much in the second category — and this Brooklands volume is your passport into its handsome, V8-shaped universe. This is not a novel. It’s better (for the right person). It’s a Brooklands compilation — the kind of book that does what Brooklands does best: gathers period road tests, reviews, specifications and contemporary commentary into one satisfyingly nostalgic package. In other words, it lets you experience the Rover 3500 as the motoring press experienced it at the time, when flared trousers were still a real threat and “refinement” was something you could measure in the thickness of carpet. The Rover 3500 itself has always been a wonderfully British contradiction: executive saloon manners with a V8 heartbeat, a car that could do “respectable” and “surprisingly brisk” in the same breath. It’s the sort of machine that makes you picture a driver who is calm, composed, and faintly smug — not because they’re trying to show off, but because they’ve chosen something that feels correct. A car for people who liked comfort, competence, and the sense that they’ve bought into a better class of motoring without having to shout about it. Inside this book you’ll find the period verdicts: what it was like to drive, how it compared to rivals, what journalists admired, what they nit-picked, what they thought about performance, handling, build, economy (ahem), and the overall Rover “feel.” And because it’s a time capsule, you also get the era’s tone — that wonderfully confident, faintly paternal motoring writing where people discuss suspension and steering as if they’re giving life advice. There’s also something deeply satisfying about a book that covers 1968–1977, because it spans a deliciously specific moment in British motoring: the tail end of the “proper” executive saloon era, when cars still had real chrome, real wood, and real optimism, right before the world got a bit more complicated. The Rover 3500 sits right in that sweet spot: modern enough to be usable, old enough to be charismatic, and prestigious enough to make you feel you should be wearing a better jacket. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been used as intended — consulted, leafed through, possibly pointed at while someone says, “See! They did say it was brilliant.” It’s ideal for the enthusiast, the restorer, the nostalgia collector, or anyone who simply enjoys looking at a car era where brochures and road tests were written with the seriousness of state documents. From Crappy Old Books: because not everyone wants supercars and spoilers. Some of us want a Rover with a V8, a comfortable cabin, and a book that proves it was always a very sensible choice… even if the fuel gauge occasionally disagreed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5678/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rover-3500-feb-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Brooklands Book Distribution 9780948207716 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5676 The Koran by NJ Dawood The Koran (2006) translated by N. J. Dawood Penguin Books | ISBN: 9780140449204 Condition: Near Fine As sold by Crappy Old Books There are books you read, books you study, and books you approach with the slightly cautious respect you’d normally reserve for high voltage signs and very old buildings. The Koran sits firmly in that third category: a foundational text with immense cultural weight, a deep literary presence, and the quiet power of something that has been read, recited, debated, treasured, and interpreted for centuries. This Penguin Classics edition, translated by N. J. Dawood, is often chosen as a clear, accessible entry point for English readers — the sort of translation that aims to be readable without pretending the original is “simple.” It’s a book that can be approached in more than one way: as scripture, as literature, as history, as a window into the development of ideas, law, ethics and community, or simply as one of the central texts that shaped a vast stretch of human civilisation. And it isn’t shaped like a conventional “beginning-middle-end” narrative. The Qur’an’s structure can feel unfamiliar if you’re used to novels or linear histories. It’s closer to a sequence of revelations and addresses, moving between exhortation, story, reflection, guidance, and imagery — shifting in tone, pace, and emphasis. It can be direct, lyrical, admonitory, consoling, urgent, and majestic, sometimes within a few lines. In short: it doesn’t behave like modern books, because it isn’t trying to. If you like reading slowly — dipping in, returning, rereading — this is very much that sort of text. It rewards attention. It invites contemplation. It also has the occasional habit of making you put it down for a moment and think, “Right. That’s… a lot.” Which is, frankly, part of the point. There’s also something delightfully Penguin about the whole thing: a portable, well-made edition of a world-defining text you can actually hold in one hand, like you’re casually popping out to the shops with a scripture that has shaped empires and philosophies in your tote bag. Only Penguin would make the monumental feel so… shelf-friendly. This particular copy is Near Fine, meaning it’s in notably tidy shape — crisp, well-kept, and ready for careful reading. Whether you’re approaching it for faith, scholarship, general curiosity, or the simple desire to understand the world a bit better through its most influential texts, it’s a solid, handsome edition to own. From Crappy Old Books: because sometimes the most interesting “classic” isn’t a novel, or a play, or a poem — it’s the book that millions have lived with, returned to, and carried through history. And this one, in a clean Penguin jacket, is ready for its next reader. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5676/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-koran-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140449204 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5675 The Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich - A History Of Nazi Germany by William Shirer The Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich – A History Of Nazi Germany (1962) by William Shirer The Reprint Society | ISBN: none Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books are “a quick overview.” This is not one of them. The Rise And Fall Of The Third Reich is the literary equivalent of being handed a filing cabinet and told, calmly, that inside it is the story of how a modern country can be transformed into a catastrophe — step by step, memo by memo, speech by speech — until the whole thing collapses into ruin. William Shirer doesn’t do breezy. He does monumental. This is the famous, doorstop-sized chronicle of Nazi Germany: the ascent, the machinery of power, the propaganda, the purges, the war, and the final disintegration. It’s history with a grim momentum, written in that mid-20th-century style that assumes the reader is capable of concentration and perhaps even owns a chair. And yet… it’s weirdly compelling. Shirer was a journalist, and it shows: he can turn political manoeuvring into narrative, and he has a talent for making the official world — meetings, decrees, rivalries, policy shifts — feel like a story you can follow. Not a fun story. Not a relaxing story. But one that keeps tugging you forward with the dreadful logic of events you can see coming and still can’t quite believe are happening. One of the book’s most chilling tricks is how administrative the horror can look on the page. It’s not all dramatic marching and shouting. A lot of it is paperwork, institutional capture, fear, opportunism, and the slow normalisation of the unacceptable. You begin to see how a society can be bent not just by violence, but by incentives, careers, conformity, language, and the quiet, deadly comfort of going along with things because pushing back is inconvenient or dangerous. In other words: it’s not just “history,” it’s an anatomy lesson. This is the 1962 Reprint Society edition, which has its own particular charm: the kind of solid, earnest post-war bookmaking that feels like it was designed to survive decades of being hauled off shelves by people who thought, “I should probably read this,” and then realised what they’d started. It’s also the kind of book that makes you feel slightly more responsible just by having it in the house. Like owning a fire extinguisher, but for ignorance. Condition is Good, meaning it’s been read and lived with — which is exactly right for a work like this. It shouldn’t be pristine. It should look like it’s done its job: informing, sobering, and occasionally making someone shut it with a sigh and go for a walk. This isn’t a “cosy evening read.” It’s a serious, absorbing, often unsettling history that remains famous because it refuses to let the subject become abstract. It puts the mechanisms on the table. It shows the climb, the consolidation, and the collapse — and the human choices threaded through all of it. From Crappy Old Books: because sometimes the most important books are the ones that don’t charm you. They steady you. They remind you what can happen, how it happens, and why “it couldn’t happen here” is not a plan. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5675/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-third-reich-feb-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Reprint Society no GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5673 A Discourse on Method by Descartes A Discourse on Method (Everyman’s Library, 1965) by René Descartes ISBN: none Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books whisper, “Let’s think about this.” Descartes kicks the door in and says, “Right. We’re rebuilding knowledge from scratch. Put the kettle on.” A Discourse on Method is one of those dangerous little classics: short enough to look harmless, famous enough to sound like homework, and influential enough to have quietly rewired the modern world while you weren’t looking. It’s the origin story of that very modern impulse to doubt everything, test everything, and refuse to accept an idea just because it’s been sitting around for ages wearing a respectable hat. Descartes starts with a simple premise that is either inspiring or mildly alarming depending on your temperament: most of what we believe is inherited, second-hand, or accepted out of habit. So what if we didn’t? What if we stripped our beliefs down to the studs and only rebuilt using what we can be properly sure of? It’s philosophical minimalism with a sharp edge. Declutter your mind. Keep only what sparks certainty. And yes, this is where we get that line everyone knows — “I think, therefore I am” — the ultimate intellectual mic drop, the philosophical equivalent of checking you’re still there by poking your own brain with a stick. But the book is more than a slogan. It’s Descartes setting out a method: break problems into parts, proceed step by step, don’t rush, don’t trust vibes, and don’t assume your senses are telling you the truth just because they seem confident about it. (Your senses, it turns out, are enthusiastic interns.) What makes it unexpectedly fun is the tone. Descartes isn’t writing like a dusty oracle; he’s writing like someone explaining his approach, trying to be clear, pragmatic, and persuasive. There’s a practical, almost managerial energy to it. If Descartes lived now, he’d have a notebook titled “Systems,” a colour-coded framework for “truth acquisition,” and a mildly irritating habit of saying things like, “Let’s interrogate our assumptions.” This 1965 Everyman’s Library edition is perfect for the job: compact, sturdy, and quietly respectable — the sort of book you can carry, annotate, or leave on a table to imply you have a rich inner life. It’s the classic look for a classic text: you get the feeling it has been read in trains, in studies, and in moments of existential suspicion when someone has stared at their own hand and thought, “But how do I know this is real?” Condition is Good, meaning it’s lived a bit, but it’s ready for you to doubt your entire existence with confidence and style. Ideal for: anyone who enjoys asking “but why?” until everyone leaves the room people who love logic, systems, and clean mental architecture readers who want to meet modern philosophy at the moment it becomes unapologetically modern From Crappy Old Books: because sometimes you don’t need comfort. Sometimes you need a Frenchman from the 1600s calmly explaining how to dismantle reality and reassemble it in the correct order. And honestly, it’s surprisingly soothing once you get into it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5673/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-discourse-on-method-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5672 Guide to Site Surveying by Ralph Hewitt Guide to Site Surveying (1972) by Ralph Hewitt The Architectural Press | ISBN: 0851392687 Condition: Near Fine As sold by Crappy Old Books There are two kinds of people in the world: those who look at a patch of ground and see “a nice spot for a building,” and those who look at the same patch of ground and see levels, bearings, datums, drainage falls, boundary anomalies, and the faint threat of future litigation. If you’re even slightly curious about becoming the second kind of person, Guide to Site Surveying is your enabling manual. Ralph Hewitt’s 1972 classic is a beautifully practical book from The Architectural Press — the sort of sober, competent volume that doesn’t waste time on motivational speeches. It simply assumes you want to do the job properly, and it shows you how. Because site surveying is not glamorous. It is not “design.” It is not “vision.” It is the crucial bit where reality taps the architect on the shoulder and says, “Hello. I’m a slope.” This is the world of measuring things that refuse to be tidy: land that isn’t level, boundaries that aren’t where the fence claims they are, corners that aren’t square, and existing structures that have been “modified” by decades of optimism. Hewitt deals in the practical truths of the site: how to set out, how to record, how to check, how not to embarrass yourself in front of someone holding a tape measure and an expression of disappointment. And because it’s 1972, there’s a particularly charming layer of analogue seriousness. No GPS. No drones. No laser scanning that produces a point cloud the size of a small planet. This is surveying with human judgement, careful method, and instruments that demand you pay attention. It’s not quaint, exactly — it’s disciplined. The kind of book that quietly teaches you to respect accuracy because in the real world, being “about right” is how you end up with a door that doesn’t open and a client who suddenly knows the word “snagging.” Expect clear explanation, methodical steps, and the reassuring tone of someone who has watched enough people do it wrong to know exactly where you’ll trip up. It’s a guide, not a philosophy. But it’s also a little bit of a philosophy, because surveying is ultimately about humility: accepting that you can’t build anything properly until you’ve understood what’s actually there. It’s also a subtle joy as a time capsule of professional practice. The principles don’t change — measurement is measurement — but the context does. Reading older technical books is oddly satisfying because they’re written with an assumption that you, the reader, are competent, patient, and capable of following instructions without needing a cartoon mascot to cheer you on. It’s refreshing. Slightly stern. Very British. And the condition? Near Fine. Which is almost suspiciously appropriate for a surveying book. A manual about accuracy, surviving in unusually accurate shape. Minimal wear, crisp presence — ready to sit on a desk, be consulted, and make you feel like you know what you’re doing even if you’re still quietly Googling “what is a datum” under the table. Perfect for: architects, builders, and anyone who enjoys things being measurable DIYers flirting with the dangerous idea of “I’ll just set it out myself” people who find unexpected comfort in lines, numbers, and the idea of a correct method From Crappy Old Books: because dreams are lovely, but a good site survey is what stops your dream extension from accidentally leaning into the neighbour’s hydrangeas. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5672/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/guide-to-site-surveying-feb-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Architectural Press 9780851392684 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5671 Planning Law and Procedure by AE Telling Planning Law and Procedure (1977) by A. E. Telling Butterworths | ISBN: 0406665087 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books promise adventure. This one promises procedure — and then delivers it with the calm, unblinking authority of a 1970s Butterworths brick that has never once apologised for being serious. Planning Law and Procedure is not here to entertain you. It is here to explain, in sober detail, how land in Britain is permitted to become something else without the entire nation dissolving into a frenzy of unauthorised conservatories and emotionally charged objections about “parking.” It is the hidden machinery behind every extension, shopfront, factory, bypass, and “change of use,” lovingly rendered in the language of forms, notices, appeals, decisions, and the eternal battle between what people want and what policies allow. If you’ve ever looked at a planning application and thought, “Surely this can’t be as complicated as it looks,” this book exists to gently place a hand on your shoulder and say: oh yes it can. And it will be. Repeatedly. With footnotes. Published in 1977, it carries that particular period flavour: pre-internet, pre-PDF, pre-anyone being able to Google “permitted development” at 11:45pm in a panic. This is planning in its purest form — when knowledge was stored in heavy books, professionals had filing cabinets of precedent, and a phone call to the council felt like summoning an oracle. The joy here (yes, there is joy, if you’re the right kind of person) is the sheer solidity of it all. Planning is where dreams go to be translated into diagrammatic reality: site boundaries, conditions, committee reports, enforcement, policy interpretation, and the strange theatre of public consultation. This book treats that world with seriousness and structure — the kind that makes you appreciate why planning officers develop a thousand-yard stare and why the phrase “material consideration” can end a conversation instantly. It’s also quietly fascinating as a time capsule. Planning law evolves. Guidance changes. Whole frameworks get replaced. So reading a 1977 planning manual is like opening a carefully labelled drawer in the national attic: you can see how the system thought about land, development, rights, and control at that time. If you’re into the history of bureaucracy (or you simply enjoy knowing why everything is the way it is), it’s catnip. Who is it for? The planning nerd. The local history sleuth. The property obsessives. The person who once said, “I’ll just submit a quick application,” and then woke up three months later surrounded by correspondence. The reader who finds comfort in the idea that, somewhere, there is a process. A proper process. With steps. This copy is Good, meaning it’s been used, but it’s still sturdy — which is frankly ideal for a Butterworths volume. These books were made to survive. They were built for desks, not coffee tables. They are the literary equivalent of an industrial stapler. From Crappy Old Books: because not everyone wants dragons and distant galaxies. Some of us want the thrilling spectacle of a correctly served notice, an appeal procedure, and the terrifying sentence: “Subject to conditions.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5671/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/planning-law-and-procedure-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Butterworths 9780406665089 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5670 A Choice of Keatss Verse by C Day-Lewis A Choice of Keats’s Verse (1971) selected by C. Day-Lewis Faber and Faber | ISBN: 0571095550 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are poets who ease politely into your life. John Keats is not one of them. Keats arrives like a young man who has read too much, felt too much, and decided that the correct response is to write lines so gorgeous they make your everyday emails feel faintly embarrassing. He is the literary equivalent of someone bringing a perfect bunch of peaches to a grey Tuesday and insisting you appreciate them. A Choice of Keats’s Verse is exactly what it says on the tin — but it’s the good tin, the Faber tin, the sort with taste and editorial judgement. The selection is by C. Day-Lewis, which means you’re not just getting “Keats: Greatest Hits (feat. Nightingale)” but a thoughtfully chosen, properly curated Keats — a guide from one poet to another, with an instinct for what sings, what bites, and what quietly devastates. This is Keats in his natural habitat: odes that practically glow, sonnets that land like thrown roses, and lines that make you stop mid-page to stare into the middle distance and wonder what you’ve been doing with your vocabulary. It’s all here: beauty, longing, melancholy, classical daydreaming, and that specific Keatsian trick of making sensual detail feel like philosophy. He doesn’t just describe a season; he makes autumn feel like a person you once loved and still think about when it rains. And because it’s a selection, you get the best kind of Keats experience: concentrated intensity without the obligation to wade through everything in chronological order like you’re revising for an exam. This is for readers, not martyrs. It’s for people who want the hit of “To Autumn” without having to pretend they’ve always been in the mood for every fragment and juvenilia. Day-Lewis has done the work of choosing; you get the pleasure of reading. There’s also a small, delicious irony in Keats being packaged so neatly. Keats himself was famously not neat. He burned bright, wrote fast, worried about his legacy, then died young enough to become permanently symbolic — the patron saint of “too brilliant, too soon.” And yet here he is in a tidy 1971 Faber volume, behaving himself, selected and ordered, sitting calmly on your shelf like he’s not about to rearrange your emotions. This copy is Good, which is exactly what you want for poetry: a book that has clearly been held, read, maybe sighed over. Not pristine museum glass — but a proper working volume, ready to be opened at random, dipped into, quoted inappropriately in daily life, and left face-down on the sofa like you’ve been emotionally ambushed. Perfect for: anyone who wants Romantic poetry with actual bite, anyone who suspects they “don’t get poetry” (Keats will show you how), anyone who enjoys being lightly ruined by a single line. From Crappy Old Books: because sometimes you don’t need self-improvement. You need Keats, a cup of tea, and a reminder that the English language can, in fact, be outrageously beautiful when it feels like it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5670/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-choice-of-keats-verse-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571095551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5669 Europes First Monumental Sculpture - New Discoveries at Lepenski Vir by Dragoslav Srejovi Europe’s First Monumental Sculpture – New Discoveries at Lepenski Vir (1972) by Dragoslav Srejović Thames and Hudson | ISBN: 0500390096 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Somewhere in the long, foggy stretch of prehistory, humanity stops merely existing and starts doing that very human thing where it thinks, “You know what this place needs? A proper statement piece.” Not a handy tool. Not a shelter patch-up. Not a sensible pot. A monumental sculpture. Because nothing says “we’re doing civilisation now” like carving something large, strange, and meaningful enough to outlast everyone involved. Europe’s First Monumental Sculpture – New Discoveries at Lepenski Vir is your invitation into exactly that moment — a beautifully serious, quietly thrilling archaeological story from Dragoslav Srejović, the excavator and interpreter of one of Europe’s most famous Mesolithic sites on the Danube. And yes, it’s published by Thames and Hudson, which means it has that reassuring air of: this will contain photographs, plans, and the kind of careful explanation that makes you feel smarter just by holding it. Lepenski Vir is the sort of site archaeologists dream about and everyone else only half-believes exists: a settlement with a distinctive layout, a powerful sense of place, and art that feels uncannily modern in its boldness. These aren’t “little scratches on bone” that you have to squint at while someone says, “Well, it might be a deer.” This is the real deal: sculpted forms, strong design, a visual language that makes you realise prehistoric people weren’t just grimly surviving — they were thinking symbolically, making choices, creating culture, and apparently having opinions about aesthetics. The book balances that wonderful combination of discovery narrative and evidence: what was found, where, what it looked like, how it fits together, and why it matters. It’s archaeology at its best — not just a list of artefacts, but a reconstruction of a world. A community living at a key river corridor, negotiating the environment, shaping space, and leaving behind objects that feel like they were made to be looked at, not merely used. And there’s a delicious irony here, too: we spend so much time imagining early Europeans as “primitive,” while they’re out here commissioning the continent’s first monumental art as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. Meanwhile, most of us can’t hang a picture frame without a crisis. You’ll get diagrams, contextual discussion, and that lovely 1970s academic confidence: a period when archaeology books had a whiff of adventure, a sense of “we are genuinely discovering something new,” and the thrill of interpretation before everything became footnotes arguing with other footnotes. It’s scholarly, but it’s also genuinely readable — the tone of someone who has seen extraordinary things come out of the ground and wants you to understand why they matter. This copy is Good, which is exactly what you want for a proper thinking person’s book: handled, appreciated, still solid. The kind of volume that looks excellent on a shelf and even better open on a table, surrounded by coffee cups and ambitious plans to “just read a chapter” (which, in archaeology, is how you lose an evening). If you like your history deep-time, your art origins mysterious, and your human story told through stone, settlement, and serious interpretation, Lepenski Vir is a rabbit hole with a river running through it. From Crappy Old Books: because someone, thousands of years ago, looked at the Danube and thought, “This would be improved by sculpture,” and honestly — respect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5669/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/europes-first-monumental-sculpture-feb-2026.jpg 45.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500390092 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5668 The Story of Crofting in Scotland by Douglas Willis The Story of Crofting in Scotland (1991) by Douglas Willis John Donald Publishers | ISBN: 9780859763448 Condition: Good (Ex-Library) As sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever looked at a windswept Scottish landscape and thought, “How on earth did anyone make a living out of this?”, congratulations — you’re already halfway into The Story of Crofting in Scotland. This is the book that answers that question with admirable calm, a deep sense of history, and the unspoken assumption that yes, of course people did it… while being rained on horizontally. Crofting, for the uninitiated, is not “cute rural cottagecore with a tasteful cardigan.” It is a whole system of land, labour, rights, pressure, politics, community, and sheer stubborn endurance. It’s about small holdings, hard ground, big weather, and the kind of practical ingenuity that looks simple until you try it and immediately realise you’ve underestimated both the land and the people. Douglas Willis tells the story of crofting in a way that’s grounded and human — the social history behind the scenery. This isn’t Scotland as a postcard; it’s Scotland as lived reality: land held in tight, complex arrangements, shaped by centuries of change, argument, reform, and survival. Crofting sits right at the intersection of livelihood and identity, and the book charts how it developed, how it was challenged, and how it persisted through economic shifts and political storms that make modern property disputes look like polite tea-time grumbles. You’ll find crofting’s big themes here: land use, tenure, community, and the constant negotiation between what people need and what systems allow. It’s also a story of adaptation — not just to landscape, but to laws, landlords, markets, and the strange idea that “progress” sometimes arrives looking suspiciously like disruption. And it’s a quietly fascinating read even if your closest brush with agriculture is buying a bag of tatties and feeling morally superior about it. Because crofting is not simply farming; it’s a social arrangement with history baked into it. The kind of thing that shapes settlement patterns, culture, and the everyday texture of life. It’s also one of those subjects that starts out sounding niche and ends up feeling like a key to understanding Scotland itself. Now let’s address the copy: Ex-library. Which is frankly perfect. A book about crofting should come with a bit of institutional wear — a few stamps, maybe a label, the faint aura of being borrowed by someone who genuinely meant to return it on time. Ex-library copies are like working tools: they’ve been out in the world, they’ve done their shift, and they’ve come back with a few scuffs and stories. Consider it authentic patina, not damage. Condition is Good, meaning it’s still solid and readable — ready to be adopted by anyone who likes their history practical, their landscapes uncompromising, and their human stories quietly heroic. From Crappy Old Books: because not all Scottish history involves castles and battles. Some of it involves peat, policy, persistence — and the noble art of making a life where common sense would have packed up and moved south. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5668/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-crofting-in-scotland-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Donald Publishers 9780859763448 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5667 The Armada in Ireland by Niall Fallon The Armada in Ireland (1978) by Niall Fallon Stanford Maritime | ISBN: 054007151X Condition: Good (Ex-Library) As sold by Crappy Old Books You know the Spanish Armada. Everyone knows the Spanish Armada. It’s practically a cultural shorthand for “ambitious plan meets weather.” But what most people don’t dwell on — because it’s inconveniently soggy, complicated, and involves far too many rocks — is what happened when the Armada didn’t simply “fail” in the abstract, but scattered itself in very real pieces along the coast of Ireland. That is where The Armada in Ireland comes in: a book that takes the grand, poster-friendly tale of imperial Spain and politely drags it into the Atlantic, where the wind is rude, the coastline is unforgiving, and history is written in wrecks, survivors, rumours, and local memory. Niall Fallon’s focus is deliciously specific: not the glorious “we shall invade England” bit, but the aftermath — ships trying to limp home, storms doing what storms do, desperate decisions made in the dark, and the grim lottery of landfall on an unfamiliar shore. It’s maritime history at its most human: navigation, logistics, panic, courage, and the unstoppable power of geography to ruin a perfectly good strategy. Expect drama, but not the tidy kind. This isn’t a single climactic battle with clear winners and losers; it’s a sprawling coastal tragedy told through incidents: wreck sites, scattered crews, encounters with local populations, and the political danger of being the wrong man washed up in the wrong place at the wrong time. The sea doesn’t care about your empire. The Irish coast, famously, also does not care about your empire. There’s also a peculiar romance to the subject. Armada wrecks have that magnetism: half history, half treasure-hunt, half ghost story told in a pub with a map on the table. The details matter — bays, headlands, currents, weather patterns, what was carried, what was salvaged, what vanished. It’s the kind of history that feels physical: you can picture timbers grinding on rock, hear the wind, taste the salt, and imagine the terrible relief of seeing land… immediately followed by the horror of realising the land is not interested in helping. And because this is published by Stanford Maritime, there’s an extra layer of ship-nerd satisfaction: the sort of book that knows ships are not just props, but complicated machines filled with people making practical decisions under impossible conditions. It’s the unglamorous reality behind the legend — and that’s always the best bit. Now, let’s talk about this copy: Ex-library. Which means it comes with institutional swagger. It has been stamped, shelved, catalogued, and quietly judged by librarians. It has probably survived decades of curious fingers, earnest students, and at least one person who opened it looking for pirates and found geopolitics instead. Ex-library books are like historical artefacts in their own right: slightly marked, slightly weathered, but carrying the faint thrill of public service. A book about shipwrecks that has itself been rescued from official oblivion — poetic, really. Condition is Good, meaning it’s ready to be read without ceremony. Perfect for anyone who likes their history salt-stained, detail-rich, and far more interesting than the clean textbook version. From Crappy Old Books: because the Armada didn’t just “fail” — it arrived, in pieces, in Ireland… and left stories behind that the sea is still trying to keep. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5667/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-armada-in-ireland-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stanford Maritime 9780540071517 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5666 Elephant Law and Other Stories by Robert Standish Elephant Law and Other Stories (1969) by Robert Standish Peter Davies | ISBN: 432157182 Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books Some books arrive with a title that politely clears its throat. Others stride in wearing a pith helmet, slam a dossier on the table, and announce: “Right. We need to discuss elephant law.” And honestly, once you’ve heard those two words together, you can’t unhear them. You lean in. You become a juror. You accept that your afternoon plans are now cancelled. Elephant Law and Other Stories is a glorious little collection from Robert Standish — a writer who understands that short fiction is at its best when it’s sharp, slightly unpredictable, and carrying at least one odd detail that makes you feel you’ve stepped into a world with its own rules. In this case, possibly rules involving very large mammals and the kind of logic that only makes sense once you stop insisting life be sensible. Standish doesn’t do bland. These are stories with a twinkle and a bite: compact narratives that can be wry, sly, occasionally dark at the edges, and usually a touch off-centre in the way that makes you read the next one “just to see where he’s going with this.” You’ll get people behaving badly, people behaving oddly, people behaving as if they’ve just realised consequences are real — plus the quiet, delicious pleasure of an author who can turn a situation with a simple premise into something that lands with a thud, a smirk, or both. And that title story… whether “elephant law” is literal, metaphorical, or the sort of phrase that starts as a joke and ends as a warning, it sets the tone perfectly. It suggests a world where the normal legal codes don’t quite cover what’s about to happen. It hints at misunderstandings, cultural collisions, and the peculiar human urge to impose neat systems on untidy reality — only for reality to trample the paperwork and wander off. If you like your short stories tidy and comforting, this may not be your cup of tea. (It might, however, be your cup of something stronger, taken with a raised eyebrow.) But if you like fiction that has character — stories that feel like overheard anecdotes from a smoky bar, tales told by someone who’s seen a bit too much and finds it faintly funny — then you’re in the right place. The 1969 publication date is part of the charm too: that era where fiction could be brisk and unapologetic, untroubled by the need to explain itself, happy to be morally ambiguous and slightly mischievous. No hand-holding. No ten-page backstory. Just straight into the situation, and good luck. This copy is Good — which in Crappy Old Books terms means it’s had a life, but it’s still perfectly ready to entertain you, bemuse you, and possibly leave you wondering why modern life contains so little elephant-related legislation. A quirky, sharp-edged collection with a title that deserves its own plaque. From Crappy Old Books: because sometimes the only thing standing between civilisation and chaos is a rulebook nobody’s read — and an elephant with its own interpretation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5666/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/elephant-law-feb-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peter Davies no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5665 More Travels in a Donkey Trap by Daisey Baker More Travels in a Donkey Trap (1976) by Daisey Baker Souvenir Press | ISBN: 028562217X Condition: Good As sold by Crappy Old Books There are two kinds of travellers in the world: the ones who pack light and glide through airports with a single wheeled suitcase, and the ones who look at modern transport and think, “No. I fancy something slower, noisier, and significantly more judgemental.” Daisey Baker is firmly in the second camp — and thank goodness for that, because More Travels in a Donkey Trap is travel writing with hay in its hair and a slight sideways wobble. A donkey trap, for the uninitiated, is not a metaphor for bad decisions (though it will absolutely produce several). It is a small cart pulled by a donkey, which means your itinerary is governed by hooves, temperament, gradients, weather, and the donkey’s personal opinions about whether today is a “work day” or an “absolutely not” day. In other words: the perfect vehicle for travel that actually feels like travelling, rather than being briefly stored in a different country. This is the sequel energy promised right there in the title: More travels. Which implies the first lot didn’t cure anyone of the habit, didn’t lead to a sensible purchase like a Ford Escort, and didn’t convince the author that maybe a donkey prefers a quiet life. Instead, we’re back on the road — slowly — with all the charm, mishaps, minor indignities and unexpected kindness that come with moving at the speed of polite rural conversation. Baker’s great gift is her ability to make the small stuff matter. You can almost hear the lanes, feel the suspicious stares from passing motorists, and picture the donkey’s expression as it considers the day’s prospects with the weary cynicism of a civil servant two minutes from retirement. The landscape isn’t just scenery; it’s something you bump into, negotiate with, and occasionally apologise to. And because it’s 1976, there’s a lovely undercurrent of pre-digital freedom. No satnav. No phone. No “content”. Just a person, a cart, a donkey, and whatever the weather feels like doing. It’s wonderfully unfashionable, quietly rebellious, and still strangely aspirational. (You will, by page ten, start thinking: “Should I…? Could I…?” and by page twenty you’ll remember you have responsibilities and weak ankles.) The tone is lightly comic, gently self-aware, and full of those travel moments that don’t show up on postcards: awkward logistics, baffling directions, the low-level drama of finding somewhere suitable to stop, and the way animals instantly become social catalysts. People will ignore a lone walker. They will not ignore someone arriving by donkey trap. A donkey trap is basically a rolling invitation for strangers to start telling you their life story. As a physical book, this copy is Good — meaning it’s been read, not merely admired. It’s ready for another round of armchair rambling, the kind where you can enjoy the romance of the road while remaining in easy reach of central heating and a kettle. More Travels in a Donkey Trap is a reminder that travel doesn’t have to be fast, glamorous, or efficient. Sometimes it can be gloriously impractical. Sometimes it can smell faintly of straw. Sometimes the best journey is the one that takes so long you have time to notice everything — including the donkey’s mood swings. From Crappy Old Books: because the quickest route is overrated, and the donkey always gets the final say. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5665/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nore-travels-in-a-donkey-trap-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Souvenir Press 9780285622173 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5663 Through Wood and Dale - Diaries 1975-1978 by James Lees-Milne Ah, James Lees-Milne. Patron saint of architectural snobbery, discreet scandal, and the exquisitely judged raised eyebrow. In Through Wood and Dale – Diaries 1975–1978 (1998), published by John Murray (ISBN: 9780719555992), we are invited once more into the drawing rooms, gardens, luncheon tables and minor emotional tremors of a man who could describe a hedge with the same moral intensity others reserve for revolutions. These are the later diaries—1975 to 1978—years when Britain was wobbling economically, culturally, and politically, but James was still attending lunch. While the nation wrestled with inflation, strikes, and existential dread, Lees-Milne wrestled with seating plans, fading aristocrats, and the correct temperature at which one ought to serve one’s disapproval. The contrast is delicious. The world burns; someone’s guest bedroom wallpaper is quite wrong. What you get here is a man wandering “through wood and dale” (and often through Wiltshire) with pen in hand and standards intact. Country houses loom. Old friends decay charmingly. New acquaintances fail to meet the required intellectual humidity. There are visits, letters, church services, delicate complaints, faint flirtations, and the occasional existential sigh wrapped in silk. It is less a diary and more a continuous audit of civilisation. And yet—behind the dry wit and polite hauteur—there is vulnerability. Lees-Milne observes ageing not as tragedy but as an architectural alteration: the façade remains; the foundations creak. The tone is reflective, sometimes melancholic, occasionally sharp enough to draw blood. He can be acerbic, yes—but rarely dull. Even his boredom is exquisitely curated. For lovers of Englishness in its most distilled, faintly absurd form, this is nectar. If you enjoy the idea of eavesdropping on a conversation where everyone has a double-barrelled surname and a private despair, you will feel at home. If you prefer explosions and car chases, there are gardens here—sometimes with gravel. This copy is in Good condition, which feels appropriate. A diary about the endurance of standards should itself show a little dignified wear. It has likely been read by someone who understood that gossip, when elevated by intelligence, becomes literature. From Crappy Old Books: where revolutions may come and go, but someone is always quietly judging the curtains. Dust jacket has fading, as per scan. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5663/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/through-wood-and-dale-feb-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray 9780719555992 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5662 The Young Mans Companion by Edward Turner The Young Man’s Companion (1973) by Edward Turner, published by Hugh Evelyn (ISBN: 0238787915), is one of those books with a title so confidently paternal it practically clears its throat before it begins. A “companion,” no less — as if it’s going to walk beside the young man, hand lightly on his elbow, steering him away from poor decisions and towards correct posture. And the irony is that 1973 is an outstanding year to try to define what a “young man” is supposed to be. Britain is changing; culture is loosening; old certainties are wobbling; the modern world is arriving with loud trousers and strong opinions. Into this comes a book that implies there is, in fact, a sensible handbook for becoming a proper chap. It’s charmingly bold. Slightly doomed. Possibly very funny — sometimes deliberately, sometimes by accident. Depending on the contents (and books like this tend to cover a lot of ground), you can expect the sort of brisk, well-meaning guidance that assumes adulthood is a thing you can assemble from practical knowledge and good habits: manners, conversation, appearance, money, work, social life, perhaps a dash of “how to behave” in various situations. These books often read like a combination of older-world etiquette and general life competence — the kind of advice that sounds obvious until you realise how many people still need it, and how much of it has quietly drifted out of fashion. There’s something oddly comforting about that genre: the belief that life is manageable if you learn the rules, and that the rules can be written down in one place. That you can be coached into confidence, respectability, and social ease like you’re revising for a practical exam in being human. But the best bit — the truly delicious part — is reading it now. Because the “young man” of 1973 is a historical creature, and this book will inevitably reveal what the era considered essential: what mattered, what was expected, what was feared, and what was quietly assumed. It becomes less a manual and more a cultural snapshot. A time capsule of respectable anxieties. A guide to “how to be” that accidentally tells you what people thought might go wrong if you weren’t. And in that sense, it’s a splendid Crappy Old Books item: not just a book, but a piece of social archaeology. You can almost hear the voice: calm, helpful, faintly stern, and very keen on the idea that you should write a thank-you letter. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, making it ideal for: collectors of vintage etiquette and “how to” books anyone who enjoys social history in its most practical disguise readers who like a bit of gentle, old-fashioned guidance (or ironic amusement) people who suspect adulthood should have come with instructions and are still annoyed it didn’t Whether you read it sincerely, skeptically, or purely for the period charm, The Young Man’s Companion offers something rare: the promise that life can be navigated with a little knowledge, a little discipline, and a very tidy idea of what “proper” looks like. A companion for the young man. And a delightful curiosity for everyone else. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5662/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-young-mans-companion-feb-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hugh Evelyn 9780238787911 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5661 A Night of Errors by Michael Innes A Night of Errors (2001) by Michael Innes, published by House of Stratus (ISBN: 9781842327487), is the sort of crime novel that doesn’t just offer you a mystery — it offers you a mystery with a raised eyebrow, a literary aside, and the faint sense that everyone involved is either too clever for their own good or about to be undone by someone who is. Michael Innes (the pen name of J. I. M. Stewart) is classic “detective fiction for people who like their murders with footnotes.” His books have that wonderfully civilised British tone where things are appalling but manners must be maintained, and where the investigation proceeds not only through clues but through conversation, wit, and the steady unpicking of human absurdity. If you enjoy your crime fiction with a splash of academia and a dash of theatre, you’re in very safe hands — except, of course, for the part where someone is dead. The title A Night of Errors has the cosy ring of a mistaken booking at a seaside hotel. It sounds like the sort of thing you’d laugh about later. But in Innes-land, errors have consequences, and the consequences tend to involve secrets, misdirection, and the sort of plot architecture that feels like an elegant clockwork toy until you realise it’s also sharp. What you get is that deliciously ironic blend: a story that is, at heart, a puzzle — yet also a commentary on the people trying to solve it. Innes has a knack for making his characters feel like they’re playing roles in their own lives, often without noticing. There’s a hint of farce, a hint of menace, and a constant sense that the real mystery isn’t just “who did it,” but “why do humans keep doing things like this.” House of Stratus editions have that pleasing “rediscovered classic” vibe: the sort of reprint that quietly rescues a book from the fog of out-of-print obscurity and hands it back to readers who like their Golden Age-ish mysteries a little sharper and more literate than the average country-house corpse. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, which is perfect for a Michael Innes novel: the kind of book you want to pick up on a rainy evening, read with a cup of tea, and then find yourself staying up later than planned because you’ve become personally invested in proving you’re smarter than the plot. (You may or may not win. Innes enjoys that.) Ideal for: fans of classic British detective fiction with brains and bite readers who like witty dialogue and elegant construction anyone who enjoys mysteries that feel slightly theatrical and slightly scholarly people who think a well-placed irony is almost as satisfying as a solved crime A murder mystery that behaves like a drawing-room comedy until it remembers it’s also a murder mystery. One night. Many errors. And you, happily complicit, turning the pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5661/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-night-of-errors-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books House of Stratus 9781842327487 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5658 Diaries - 1946-49 Caves of Ice and Midway on the Waves by JamesLees-Milne Diaries 1946–49: Caves of Ice and Midway on the Waves (1996) by James Lees-Milne, published by John Murray (ISBN: 9780719555916), is what happens when you take the post-war years — rationing, rebuilding, social reshuffles, fading grandeur and new austerity — and filter them through a man with an eye for architecture, a taste for society, and a talent for writing down exactly what everyone was like when they thought nobody important was watching. Lees-Milne’s diaries are not the “dear diary, today I felt reflective” variety. They’re more “dear diary, the country is rearranging itself, the houses are crumbling, the egos are thriving, and I’ve just had lunch with someone fascinatingly dreadful.” If you like your history with sharp edges, good sentences, and the soft rustle of drawing-room scandal, you’re in the right place. The title alone is beautifully, quietly theatrical: Caves of Ice and Midway on the Waves. It sounds like a modernist poem or a particularly ambitious weather forecast. In practice, it’s Lees-Milne doing what he does best: capturing mood, movement, and the strange in-between state of a Britain that has survived a war and is now trying to decide what it is. Everything feels transitional: old money and old certainties wobbling; new realities turning up with clipboards; and a country that still looks picturesque even when it’s exhausted. What makes these diaries so addictive is the blend. You get the big background hum of the era — the National Trust world, country houses, preservation, culture — but you also get the intimate, immediate texture of daily life: encounters, impressions, petty triumphs, private irritations, sudden admirations. He notices people the way a good critic notices a building: by line, proportion, surface, and structural weakness. Compliments, when they arrive, feel earned. Snubs, when they land, tend to land neatly. And the irony is that diaries often pretend to be private, when in fact they are performance under the guise of privacy. Lees-Milne knew he was good. He knew his circle was interesting. And he knew that writing it down was, in its own way, an act of preservation too — not of stone, but of atmosphere. The social world, captured before it remodels itself out of recognition. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, which is ideal for a diary volume: sturdy enough to be dipped into, read in bed, carried around, and used as a kind of elegant time machine. You don’t really “finish” diaries so much as live alongside them for a while, popping in for an entry or three and emerging with the sense that you’ve overheard something you shouldn’t, but are very glad you did. Perfect for: lovers of post-war British social history country house and National Trust obsessives readers who enjoy wit, judgement, and beautifully turned observation anyone who likes their memoirs lightly iced with froideur A book that proves the late 1940s weren’t just about shortages and recovery — they were also about taste, ambition, fragile worlds, and the quiet drama of who still mattered when the old rules started slipping. Sharp, civilised, and faintly lethal — the best kind of diary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5658/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/diaries-1946-49-feb-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray 9780719555916 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5657 Short Latin Stories by Philip Dunlop Short Latin Stories (2001) by Philip Dunlop, published by Cambridge University Press (ISBN: 9780521315920), is the sort of book that smiles politely and then leads you into a deadpan ambush of grammar. It looks friendly. It promises “stories.” It even says “short.” And then, before you know it, you’re negotiating accusatives, wondering why the verb has wandered off to the end of the sentence, and feeling personally judged by the concept of agreement. In other words: it’s perfect. This is Latin in its most addictive form: not endless isolated exercises about farmers and girls carrying water, but little narratives designed to make your brain do the real work. Because Latin isn’t just a language, it’s a puzzle box. You don’t read it so much as solve it, and the reward is that wonderful moment when the sentence clicks into place and you realise you’ve just understood a thought written in a structure that stubbornly refuses to behave like English. Cambridge University Press, naturally, brings that clean, academically reassuring vibe — the sense that everything has been carefully graded to build confidence while still catching you out when you get too cocky. These stories are likely pitched to learners who want context and momentum: you’re not just translating, you’re following events, meeting characters, and gradually realising that the Romans, for all their marble and legions, were also very keen on the everyday stuff: mishaps, misunderstandings, small dramas, and people doing slightly foolish things with complete seriousness. Plus ça change, except in a dead language. And the irony of a “Short Latin Stories” book is that your first encounter with any given “short” story will last approximately forever, as you circle vocabulary, draw little arrows, mutter “why is that dative?” and experience the unique sensation of time slowing down in the presence of a subordinate clause. But once you get going, it becomes oddly comforting — the slow, steady rhythm of decoding, the small victories, the creeping realisation that you can actually do this. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, ideal for: students (current or lapsed) who want Latin with a bit of narrative life self-learners who prefer stories to drills teachers hunting for readable classroom material anyone who secretly enjoys being challenged by a sentence that refuses to be translated neatly Expect a book that earns its keep: sturdy, practical, and capable of making you feel both clever and humbled within the space of a single paragraph. Latin, but in snack-sized portions. Still crunchy. Still demanding. Still weirdly satisfying. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5657/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/short-latin-stories-feb-2026.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521315920 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5656 English Lute Songs 1 by Michael Pilkington English Lute Songs 1 (1984) by Michael Pilkington, published by Stainer & Bell (ISBN: 9790220206177), is the sort of book that looks quietly scholarly and then immediately expects you to own at least one of the following: a lute, a tolerance for archaic spelling, and a willingness to feel wistful on purpose. Because lute songs are, in essence, weaponised melancholy. They are the musical equivalent of staring out of a leaded window while it rains, thinking about love, time, regret, and the general unreliability of happiness — all while plucking delicately at strings like you’re trying not to wake the household. You don’t listen to a lute song so much as allow it to rearrange your emotional furniture. This volume is exactly what it says on the tin: a practical, performer-friendly collection of English lute songs — the sort of repertoire that sits somewhere between Renaissance salon entertainment and exquisite personal confession. These are pieces built for voice and lute (or a keyboard realisation if you’re living in the modern world and don’t have a trained lutenist hiding in the pantry). They’re compact, elegant, and suspiciously good at making even a cheerful person sound like they’ve been abandoned at twilight. Michael Pilkington, as editor/arranger, gives you a route into the repertoire without making it feel like you need to time-travel. And Stainer & Bell, being Stainer & Bell, do it properly: reliable engraving, practical layout, and that reassuring “this has been used by real musicians” vibe. It’s a book designed to sit on a music stand, not just look cultured on a shelf — though it can absolutely do both. And the irony is that a book of lute songs is, by definition, a collection of music that was once intimate and immediate — performed in rooms, for friends, by candlelight — now bound into a neat modern publication with an ISBN and everything. The most delicate, fleeting art, made satisfyingly permanent. You can almost hear a Renaissance poet raising an eyebrow at the concept of “inventory control,” then writing a sonnet about it. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, ideal for: singers who want repertoire that’s subtle, expressive, and devastating in under three minutes early music fans who like their beauty understated and their sadness tasteful instrumentalists who enjoy the challenge of plucked-string style and continuo thinking anyone building a serious little early-music library one slim volume at a time Expect music that rewards restraint: tiny shifts of harmony, text painting, the kind of phrase that breaks your heart politely, and the constant reminder that Elizabethans could do more emotional damage with four lines than most of us manage in an entire email thread. A practical music book that doubles as a portal to an era when people expressed despair in perfect counterpoint. Bring a lute if you have one. Bring a sigh if you don’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5656/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-lute-songs-1-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stainer and Bell 9790220206177 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5655 Tchaikovsky by Gerald Abraham Tchaikovsky (1945) by Gerald Abraham, published by Duckworth, is one of those brisk, dignified mid-century biographies that arrives in a sensible coat and then calmly introduces you to a composer who spent much of his life sounding like his heart was being flung dramatically across a ballroom. It’s “Tchaikovsky” as a title, full stop — because in 1945 you didn’t need a subtitle. Everyone already knew the essentials: swans, cannons, ballets, lush strings, fate knocking loudly at the door, and melodies that can make even the most emotionally repressed person stare at the horizon as if they’ve been wronged by destiny. This book is here to put the man behind the music back into focus: not just the myth of Romantic suffering, but the actual life, work, context, and craft. Gerald Abraham is an ideal guide. He writes with clarity and authority, and he’s very good at explaining music without turning it into fog. He can talk about style, influences, and cultural setting while still keeping the narrative readable — so you don’t need to be the sort of person who owns a baton and “conducts” the kettle to boil. You just need to be curious about how a person becomes Tchaikovsky. And the publication date matters. 1945 is a year where Europe is wrecked, exhausted, and trying to reset itself. A British biography of a Russian composer at that exact moment carries a subtle extra resonance: a reminder of shared cultural inheritance even when politics are grim and the world is splintered. Reading it now feels like opening a small window onto a time when books like this were part of rebuilding normal life — the quiet conviction that art, history, and music criticism still mattered. The irony, of course, is that Tchaikovsky’s music often feels gloriously, unashamedly excessive — while a Duckworth biography tends to be measured, tidy, and sensible. It’s like watching a very calm person describe an emotional thunderstorm. Abraham’s tone may be composed, but the subject is all passion, pressure, and that unique Tchaikovsky intensity where even a waltz can sound like it’s secretly about heartbreak. Expect a rounded portrait: the training, the career, the patronage, the professional anxieties, the successes, the complicated inner life, and the way the pieces fit into their time. You’ll likely come away with more than “he wrote famous tunes” — you’ll see how he worked, why certain pieces landed as they did, and what the musical world around him demanded. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, perfect for: classical listeners who want context without a lecture collectors of vintage music biographies (especially Duckworth’s tasteful little volumes) readers who like cultural history with real substance anyone who’s ever listened to the Pathétique and thought, “Right… what was going on there?” Read it and you’ll almost certainly end up putting on Tchaikovsky afterwards, because that’s what happens: you learn a little about the man, and suddenly the music hits differently. The swans become sharper. The symphonies feel more human. The “fate” motif starts sounding less like a gimmick and more like a recurring visitor. A calm little 1945 book about a composer who never did anything calmly. Perfect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5655/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tchaikovsky-feb-2026.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Duckworth no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5653 A History of Amersham by Julian Hunt A History of Amersham (2001) by Julian Hunt, published by Phillimore (ISBN: 1860771874), is the sort of book that looks perfectly calm and respectable on the outside — and then quietly reveals that even the prettiest places have been complicated, contested, and slightly chaotic for centuries. Because Amersham, in the modern imagination, tends to arrive pre-packaged: charming Old Town, handsome buildings, Chiltern loveliness, the kind of place where the word “picturesque” is used without irony. And yet history is never just charm. It’s work, money, land, religion, arguments, disasters, reinventions, and generations of people doing their best while the world keeps changing the rules. This book is here to give Amersham back its full, unruly depth. Phillimore, of course, are the specialists in making local history feel properly serious — not in a dull way, but in that satisfying “this matters and we can prove it” way. Their books have a reassuring texture: careful research, grounded narrative, and the steady sense that every parish, market town, and quiet corner of England contains enough story to fill a lifetime if you pay attention. Julian Hunt’s history likely traces Amersham from its earliest roots through medieval life, local economy, land and manors, the rhythms of agriculture, the pressures of national events filtering down to local streets, and the slow, fascinating evolution into the place people know today. You get the continuity — the same landscape holding everything — and the surprises: shifts in power, faith, trade, and the everyday reality that “historic” towns were once simply… normal towns, full of noise, mud, ambition, gossip, and the occasional terrible year. And here’s the irony: Amersham is now the sort of place people move to for peace, yet its story will be full of the very things people think they’re escaping. Conflict (often politely phrased). Change (sometimes resisted). Development (always argued about). Economics (always decisive). If you’ve ever heard someone say, “It used to be so quiet,” this book is the antidote. It shows you that quietness is often just distance from the past’s shouting. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, ideal for: Amersham locals and ex-locals Chilterns enthusiasts and Bucks history fans anyone who enjoys the deep story behind “nice old places” readers who like history that starts small and quietly connects to the wider world It’s the kind of book that makes you walk through a town differently afterwards. That old building stops being “a pretty frontage” and becomes a survivor of centuries of decisions. That street stops being quaint and starts being a route people have argued, traded, and trudged along for generations. A calm, thorough history of a town that looks like a postcard and turns out to be, like everywhere else, gloriously human. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5653/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-amersham-feb-2026.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phillimore 9781860771873 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5652 Harrow - A Pictorial History by Dennis F Edwards Harrow: A Pictorial History (1993) by Dennis F. Edwards, published by Phillimore (ISBN: 0850338743), is a book that does something wonderfully sneaky: it takes a place most people think they know in a single sentence — “Harrow, right, posh school, hill, London-ish” — and then calmly unfolds a whole layered town from beneath that shorthand. Because yes, Harrow has the famous School, and yes, it has Harrow-on-the-Hill looking suitably picturesque and elevated, as if it’s been trying to get a better signal for centuries. But a pictorial history is here to remind you that places are never just their headline feature. They’re streets and shops, buses and markets, factories and football teams, old churches, new estates, widening roads, disappearing fields, and the everyday lives of people who were simply getting on with it while history happened around them. Phillimore’s local history books have that particular sturdy charm: solid, sincere, and quietly proud. They don’t shout. They document. They assume the local story matters — which is oddly moving, and also entirely correct. And in pictorial form it’s even better, because photographs are ruthless: they show you exactly what changed, what survived, and what got flattened for the sake of progress, parking, or “redevelopment,” that great British euphemism for “we’re going to make it slightly worse but easier to drive through.” Expect the addictive pleasures of old imagery: familiar corners looking unfamiliar, vanished shopfronts with proper signage, street scenes full of hats, trams or early buses doing their best, civic buildings posing proudly, and the steady transformation from rural edges to suburban sprawl. There will be moments of genuine surprise — “that was there?” — and moments of quiet grief — “that’s gone.” And, inevitably, the recurring theme of local history everywhere: the past was both smaller and bigger than you expected. The irony is that pictorial histories often look like they’re going to be pure nostalgia — a gentle album of “remember when” — but they’re actually a kind of visual evidence. They show how the place grew, who it was built for, how people moved, what they valued, and how quickly “the old way” becomes invisible unless someone preserves it. This book is effectively Harrow’s memory made portable. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, which makes it perfect for: Harrow locals, ex-locals, and anyone with family roots in the area London history fans who like the suburbs as much as the centre lovers of old photographs, vanished streets, and the archaeology of everyday life collectors of Phillimore’s quietly excellent pictorial history series It’s the sort of book you pick up for “a quick look” and then realise you’ve been staring at a 1920s street scene for ten minutes trying to work out what that shop used to sell and why everyone looks simultaneously busy and unhurried. A whole town, told in pictures. More revealing than a thousand “Harrow is…” sentences. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5652/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harrow-a-pictorial-history-feb-2026.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phillimore 9780850338744 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5651 Watford - A Pictorial History by Dennis F Edwards Watford: A Pictorial History (1992) by Dennis F. Edwards, published by Phillimore (ISBN: 0850338344), is the kind of book that quietly proves a point you didn’t know you needed proven: every town has drama, character, and a past it’s been politely carrying around while the rest of Britain drives past on the way to somewhere “more interesting.” Because yes, it’s Watford. Not exactly the place people brag about “discovering.” And that is precisely why a pictorial history is such a delight. This isn’t history as grand speeches and cavalry charges. This is history as streets, shops, buses, hats, signage, factories, pubs, school photos, railway platforms, and that unmistakable feeling of “blimey, it looked different then.” It’s ordinary life, caught in the act of becoming the present. Phillimore, meanwhile, don’t do things casually. Their local history books have a particular vibe: careful, grounded, and quietly proud, as if to say, “You may think you know this place. You don’t. Look at this 1890s street scene and try not to feel something.” And you will. Because photographs are sneaky like that. They turn the most everyday corner into a time machine. This book is likely packed with the visual pleasures that make local histories addictive: vanished buildings, changing high streets, old industries and workforces, civic pride in stone and brick, and the steady evolution from horse-and-cart world to cars, retail, and modern sprawl. You’ll get the thrill of recognising names and places, even if you’ve never been — because the patterns are universal: the old market, the new road, the station that rearranged everything, the shopfronts that used to have proper lettering, the fashion that makes you grateful you live now. And here’s the irony: pictorial histories often look like they’re going to be purely nostalgic — a gentle wallow in “wasn’t it lovely” — but they’re actually quite sharp. They show change in a way text can’t. They reveal what gets kept, what gets demolished, what gets renamed, what gets widened, what gets turned into a car park. They make history feel less like a story and more like a series of decisions, some brilliant, some regrettable, all permanent. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, which is exactly right for a local history book — sturdy enough to be browsed, dipped into, left on a table, picked up again, and used as a “look at this!” machine when someone comes round. Perfect for: Watford locals and ex-locals anyone who loves old photos, old streets, and old shop signs local history collectors who enjoy the Phillimore house style readers who like their past served in pictures, not lectures Watford: A Pictorial History is a reminder that “ordinary” places are only ordinary until you look closely. Then they’re full of ghosts, stories, and the strange comfort of continuity. A book that makes you nostalgic for a town you may not have even lived in. That’s how they get you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5651/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/watford-a-pictorial-history-feb-2026.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phillimore 9780850338348 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5649 Shakespeares History Plays by EMW Tillyard Shakespeare’s History Plays (1966) by E. M. W. Tillyard, published by Peregrine Books, is one of those reassuringly serious paperbacks that looks like it should come with a cardigan and a quiet admonition to “read properly.” No ISBN (because 1966 didn’t need numbers to feel authoritative). Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books — which is exactly right for a book that exists to be underlined, argued with, and used to win minor intellectual battles. This is Tillyard doing what he did best: taking Shakespeare’s history plays — the ones full of crowns, rebellions, speeches, mud, and inconvenient relatives — and treating them not as a random cluster of medieval dramas but as a coherent, meaningful pattern. The histories, in his view, aren’t just entertainment. They are Shakespeare thinking in public about power, legitimacy, disorder, and the terrifying fact that the state is often one bad decision away from becoming a travelling chaos circus. And the irony is that Shakespeare’s “history” plays aren’t really history in the way historians mean it. They’re a mash-up of propaganda, theatre, moral argument, and Elizabethan anxieties dressed up in armour. Tillyard is fascinated by exactly that: how Shakespeare shapes the past into a story that makes sense, gives it rhythm, and turns messy dynastic violence into something that feels like a grand national narrative — a kind of dramatic conveyor belt from chaos to order, with a lot of stabbing along the way. If you’ve ever watched Henry IV or Richard III and thought, “This feels like it’s about my workplace,” you’re not wrong. These plays are full of leaders who perform confidence, rivals who never quite disappear, allies who turn into liabilities, and crowds who can be swayed by a good line. Tillyard helps you see the structure behind it: the themes that recur, the way one play talks to the next, the idea (controversial, influential, very Tillyard) that Shakespeare’s histories reflect an underlying moral and political order — an “English” vision of how the world ought to work, even when it plainly doesn’t. It’s also a particularly enjoyable kind of book because it’s old-school criticism: confident, sweeping, full of big claims. Modern scholarship may quibble, complicate, and argue back — and that’s part of the fun. Tillyard is not writing timidly. He’s laying down a map and saying, “Look. This is the shape.” You can follow it, challenge it, or use it as a springboard, but you won’t finish it feeling like nothing was said. This copy, in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, is ideal for: Shakespeare readers who want the histories to feel connected and purposeful students who need a strong framework (even if they later disagree with it) theatre people who love the politics of performance anyone who enjoys criticism that actually has the courage of its convictions A 1966 Peregrine paperback that tries to make sense of kings, rebels, legitimacy, and the national story — all by peering into Shakespeare and saying, “He wasn’t just writing plays. He was writing England.” Read it and you’ll start seeing the history plays not as a row of dusty monarchs, but as a long, dramatic argument about power — delivered with poetry, pomp, and a body count. Which, honestly, is still how politics works. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5649/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shakespeares-history-plays-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peregrine Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5648 The Complete Fawlty Towers by John Cleese and Connie Booth The Complete Fawlty Towers (2000) by John Cleese and Connie Booth, published by Methuen (ISBN: 9780413772503), is basically a hospitality training manual from an alternative universe — one in which the key customer-service principle is: never admit anything, always panic, and if possible, start a small war with a guest before lunch. This is the complete script collection of a sitcom so tightly written it feels like it was engineered with a spirit level and a threat. Every episode is a little clockwork disaster: misunderstandings stacked on misunderstandings until the whole thing collapses in a heap of sarcasm, shouting, and Basil Fawlty’s rapidly deteriorating relationship with reality. It’s artful chaos. Precision farce. A masterclass in how to make everything worse, faster. And the irony, of course, is that it’s set in a hotel — the one place designed to make life easier for strangers — and instead becomes a machine for manufacturing stress. Basil doesn’t run an establishment so much as host a daily experiment in what happens when pride, insecurity, and rage are given keys to the front desk. The guests arrive expecting “a nice stay.” They leave having witnessed an existential breakdown with table service. As a “complete” edition, this gives you the joy of seeing how the magic works. On screen, you’re swept along by timing and performance. On the page, you see the architecture: the setups, the payoffs, the escalating misunderstandings, the razor-sharp dialogue, the little stage directions that hint at the looming catastrophe. It’s like looking under the bonnet of a beautiful car and finding a gremlin inside, pulling levers and laughing. Reading the scripts also reminds you how dense the writing is. The show only has twelve episodes, yet it feels like an entire era of British comedy lives inside them. The lines are so quotable they’ve basically become part of the national wiring. You’ll open it for “a quick look,” then suddenly you’re reading whole scenes out loud and doing Basil’s voice in your head, which is both entertaining and mildly concerning. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, which is ideal for a book that’s going to be handled, flicked through, and used as a reference whenever someone says, “Was it this episode with the…” (Answer: yes, probably, and it ends badly.) Perfect for: comedy obsessives who want the scripts as written writers who enjoy studying perfect farce construction anyone who has ever worked in hospitality and felt deeply seen, in the worst way people who believe the English language peaked at “Don’t mention the war” A complete collection of a show that proves, with scientific consistency, that the quickest way to ruin your day is to insist on maintaining dignity at all costs. Now check in, keep calm, and whatever you do… don’t mention anything. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5648/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-fawlty-towers-feb-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413772503 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5646 Tarzan and the City of Gold by Edgar Rice Burroughs Tarzan and the City of Gold (1964) by Edgar Rice Burroughs, published by Four Square Books, is a glorious reminder of a time when adventure fiction didn’t overthink itself. A man raised by apes swings through the jungle, encounters peril, meets strange civilisations, and generally behaves like the world’s most athletic solution to every problem. No ISBN (because 1964 paperbacks weren’t trying to be tracked; they were trying to be read on trains). Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books — and yes, it absolutely belongs in your hand while you dramatically ignore real-life responsibilities. Tarzan, of course, is one of literature’s most confidently implausible exports: aristocrat-by-blood, ape-by-upbringing, jungle-by-choice, and permanently in possession of the kind of physical competence most of us can’t manage even with a good night’s sleep. He is the original “natural man,” except he’s also strangely good at languages, politics, survival, and turning up exactly when a plot needs him. Which is to say: he is less “man” and more “myth with abs.” This particular instalment promises a City of Gold, and that’s where the fun starts. Because nothing says “serious anthropological realism” like discovering a hidden civilisation in the middle of nowhere that just happens to have treasure, traps, power struggles, and a handy reason for Tarzan to get involved. Burroughs’ world is built on the principle that the jungle is basically an infinite vending machine of wonders: if you push through enough vines, you will eventually find something astonishing. Probably guarded. Possibly cursed. Definitely dramatic. And the irony is that the Tarzan books are often sold as uncomplicated escapism — and they are — but they’re also little capsules of their era’s imagination: exoticism, imperial adventure, pulp confidence, and the cheerful certainty that a strong hero can stride into any unfamiliar situation and impose order with a combination of muscles and moral clarity. Modern readers may spot the period attitudes as readily as the swinging. That’s part of reading it now: enjoyment mixed with that slightly raised eyebrow that says, “Ah. Yes. 1964.” But if you take it for what it is — a fast-moving, high-colour adventure — it’s hard not to admire Burroughs’ sheer narrative momentum. The pacing is brisk, the dangers arrive on schedule, and Tarzan remains the kind of hero who treats complicated dilemmas as if they’re mostly a matter of climbing something and looking stern. This Four Square edition in Good condition from Crappy Old Books is perfect for: pulp adventure lovers collectors of vintage paperbacks with proper swagger anyone who wants a break from modern fiction’s obsession with nuance readers who enjoy hidden cities, lost treasures, and heroes who don’t have meetings Read it and you’ll feel an immediate urge to: stride purposefully into the wilderness, and acquire a loincloth, purely for practical reasons, obviously. A classic jungle romp with a golden destination and maximum old-school confidence. Swing first. Ask questions never. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5646/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tarzan-and-the-city-of-gold-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5644 Rimsky-Korsakov - A Short Biography by Gerald Abraham Rimsky-Korsakov: A Short Biography (1945) by Gerald Abraham, published by Duckworth, is the kind of book that turns up looking modest and sensible — and then quietly ushers you into a world of glittering orchestration, imperial Russia, and the very specific thrill of a composer who could make a single flute line sound like a spell being cast. It’s “short,” yes. But that’s part of the charm. This is not a doorstop trying to bludgeon you into respect. It’s a compact, sharply written guide to Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov — composer, teacher, orchestrator-in-chief, and the man responsible for so much of what people imagine when they think “Russian music”: colour, shimmer, drama, and an occasional brass section that arrives like a royal decree. And the irony is that Rimsky-Korsakov’s life can sound, on paper, like it belongs to someone who spends most of his time quietly at a desk. He started as a naval officer. He became one of “The Five.” He taught an entire generation of composers. He turned orchestration into a kind of alchemy. Yet his music often feels like it was written by someone who personally knew every sea, every fairytale, and every golden-domed hallucination in the empire. Gerald Abraham was one of the great British music writers of the era — clear, informed, and very good at translating the high-drama world of composers into readable prose without turning it into mushy hero-worship. So you get biography, context, and just enough musical guidance to make you want to put on Scheherazade immediately and stare out of a window as if you’ve been betrayed by fate in a beautiful way. Published in 1945, this book has an extra layer of atmosphere: written at the end of a world war, looking back at a Russian artist shaped by the turbulence of his own time — censorship, politics, institutions, artistic factions, and the delicate dance of making art in a system that always wants to tell you what art is for. There’s a quiet historical resonance there, even if the pages keep their British composure. This Duckworth edition is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, which makes it ideal for: music lovers who want a smart, readable introduction collectors of mid-century musical biographies anyone who enjoys that “serious little hardback/paperback about a genius” vibe people who like their lives explained with context and their art explained with enthusiasm Read it and you’ll start hearing Rimsky-Korsakov everywhere: in film scores, in symphonic showpieces, in any moment when the orchestra suddenly turns into a painted panorama. You’ll also come away with the satisfying sense that behind all that glittering sound was a disciplined craftsman, a teacher, and a man who understood that magic is best delivered with impeccable technique. A short biography of a composer who specialised in making the orchestra glow. Small book. Big colours. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5644/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rimsky-korsakov-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Duckworth no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5641 British and Commonwealth Literature by David Daiches British and Commonwealth Literature (1971) by David Daiches, published by Penguin Books (ISBN: 0140510346), is the kind of paperback that looks modest, behaves authoritative, and quietly implies you should sit up straighter while reading it. It’s in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it’s ready to do what Penguin paperbacks do best: make you feel both educated and slightly behind on your reading. This is not a cosy “best-loved classics” jaunt. This is a brisk, intelligent survey that takes an enormous, complicated idea — “British and Commonwealth literature” — and tries to hold it all in one hand without dropping anything embarrassing. Which is where the irony begins, because the phrase itself carries a whole historical wardrobe: empire, language, identity, power, inheritance, and the awkward fact that what gets called “literature” often depends on who is doing the calling. Daiches was one of those critics who could write clearly without dumbing down, and who understood that literary history isn’t just a parade of Great Men With Quills. It’s also about movements, tensions, cultural shifts, and arguments that never really end. So you’re likely to get the canon — the big names, the familiar milestones — but also that broader frame: how English literature became a global phenomenon, how it changed as it travelled, and how writers from across the Commonwealth both inherited and resisted the traditions they were expected to admire. And because it’s 1971, it has that period flavour: post-war scholarship, confident surveys, and a world still very much negotiating what “Commonwealth” means when the imperial story is no longer being told with a straight face. Reading it now is fascinating because you get two things at once: a genuinely helpful, lucid guide to a huge field, and a snapshot of how that field was being described at the time — what was foregrounded, what was emerging, and what the critical vocabulary looked like before later waves of postcolonial study re-drew the map. In other words, this book is both a literature guide and a cultural artefact. It can help you understand the tradition, and it can also show you how people once organised the tradition. Like finding an old atlas: still useful, but also quietly revealing about the worldview of the cartographer. This copy, in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, is ideal for: students and lapsed students who want a smart overview without academic fog readers who like big-picture literary history anyone interested in how “British literature” became something wider, contested, and shared Penguin collectors who enjoy paperbacks that punch above their weight Expect chapters that give you a framework, names to chase, and that satisfying sense that you’re getting the “shape” of the subject — even if the subject is, by its nature, too sprawling to ever be fully contained. A Penguin paperback that tries to summarise an empire of words. Ambitious? Absolutely. Useful? Very. Slightly provocative by modern standards? Also yes. Which, honestly, is half the fun. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5641/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-and-commonwealth-literature-feb-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140510348 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5640 Storage by Geoffrey Salmon Storage (1967) by Geoffrey Salmon, published as a Design Centre (or “Crentre,” if we’re honouring the charming typo-energy of the era) publication, is the sort of book that looks small, sensible, and completely unthreatening — until you realise it is quietly attempting to reorganise your entire existence. Because this isn’t “storage” as in a nice box you put under the bed. This is Storage as a moral project. A 1967 belief system. A manifesto in polite British type that says: your life would be fine if you stopped leaving things everywhere. It comes from that golden mid-century moment when designers were convinced that clutter was not inevitable — it was a design failure. That with the correct shelves, cupboards, fitted units, and clever use of awkward corners, we could all become calmer, tidier, more efficient human beings who never lose a screwdriver, never stack papers into a doomed “sorting pile,” and never again have that moment where you open a cupboard and an avalanche of miscellaneous objects declares independence. The irony, naturally, is that a book about storage creates its own problem: it becomes another item you must… store. But it earns its place by being the kind of no-nonsense guide that probably contains exactly the sort of crisp, diagrammy wisdom you wish you’d been given before you acquired 14 extension leads, 37 charging cables, and a drawer full of “useful bits” that have never once been used. 1967 is also peak “modern living will now be streamlined.” Expect an approach that treats homes like systems and possessions like inventory. The Design Centre vibe is gently evangelical: good design for ordinary life, practical solutions, and an almost touching confidence that humanity can be improved by a properly planned cupboard. It’s domestic utopianism, but with hinges. And there’s a special pleasure in reading this stuff now, in an age of “decluttering” gurus and minimalist aesthetics. Because this is pre-influencer, pre-hashtag, pre-YouTube makeover. It’s old-school British authority saying: Here is a sensible way to put your things away. It will make everything better. Kindly do it. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, which makes it ideal for: mid-century design enthusiasts and Design Centre collectors renovators who enjoy practical, period advice anyone who loves the idea of being organised more than the reality people who can lose objects while holding them Read it and you’ll start eyeing your home with the cold, analytical gaze of a 1960s designer. That corner? Wasted potential. That wall? Could be built-in. That chaotic drawer? A small scandal. You’ll feel judged — gently, quietly, but unmistakably — by 1967 itself. A book about storage that will make you want to buy shelves. Then you’ll need somewhere to store the shelves until you fit them. And so the cycle continues. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5640/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/storage-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A Design Crentre Publication no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5638 Workrooms by Peter Matthews Workrooms (1969) by Peter Matthews, issued as a Design Centre publication (yes, “Crentre” in your note has the exact energy of a stapled institutional imprint), is a marvellously specific slice of late-60s optimism: a book that looks at the humble workplace and says, with straight-faced confidence, “We can design our way out of chaos.” Because this is not about boardrooms or corner offices with cigar smoke and mahogany. This is about the real places where things actually get made and mended and assembled and typed and stitched and sorted. The rooms behind the scenes. The spaces with scuffed floors, practical lighting, and a daily relationship with mess. In other words: the places design normally forgets, until it remembers that human beings have to spend their lives in them. And that’s the delicious irony of Workrooms. It treats the most unglamorous environments with a kind of reverence — as if a well-planned bench height and sensible storage system might quietly prevent the decline of civilisation. Which, to be fair, it might. Anyone who has ever lost a screwdriver for the ninth time in ten minutes knows that organisation is a moral issue. 1969, of course, is peak “modern life will now become rational.” This is the era of clean lines, purposeful layouts, and the belief that if you label the drawers properly, the future will behave. You can practically feel the Design Centre mission humming in the background: good design for ordinary life, efficiency without misery, functionality without ugliness, and a quiet crusade against the tyranny of the badly placed shelf. Expect a book that likely combines practical guidance with that unmistakable mid-century design tone: brisk, earnest, and faintly paternal, as if the author is kindly helping you become a better person by positioning your work surface correctly. There’s a particular pleasure in these publications: they aren’t selling fantasy, they’re selling competence. They assume you’re capable of improving your environment, and that improvement matters. It’s almost touching. This copy is in Good condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which makes it ideal for: design nerds who love the quietly functional corners of history makers, tinkerers, DIYers, and workshop obsessives who enjoy old-school wisdom collectors of Design Centre / mid-century British design ephemera anyone who finds joy in the phrase “well-considered storage” Also perfect as a coffee-table decoy: it looks like a tasteful design book, but it’s actually a manual for getting your life together via pegboards and task lighting. Which is, honestly, a more honest approach than most self-help. A book about workrooms that will make you look around your own workspace and think, “I could fix this.” Then you’ll spend three hours reorganising and never actually do the work. Design wins again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5638/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/workrooms-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A Design Crentre Publication no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5637 Six Essays on Military Affairs by Mao Tsetung Six Essays on Military Affairs (1971) by Mao Tsetung, published by Foreign Languages Press, is one of those books that arrives already dressed for the part: compact, stern, and wrapped in that unmistakable red plastic slipcover that whispers, “I have been issued,” not “I have been chosen.” It’s a slim volume of military writings from a man who treated strategy as both a practical craft and a kind of ideological weather system. Inside you’ll find the hard-edged logic of revolutionary war: discipline, morale, organisation, the relationship between army and people, the importance of conditions on the ground, and the repeated insistence that history can be steered if you understand the forces pushing it. It’s doctrine as prose. Instruction as persuasion. A handbook that never forgets it’s also a message. And there’s an irony to owning it now, in 2026, via Crappy Old Books: what was once mass-produced as a tool of international political export has aged into a collectible artefact of the 20th century’s most intense certainty. It’s the kind of thing you can picture being handed out with solemn intent, then later ending up on a shelf next to a battered Penguin and a cookbook, quietly waiting for someone to pick it up and say, “Blimey. They really wrote like this.” Physically, it’s in Good condition — crisp enough to feel preserved rather than merely survived — with one small quirk that is almost poetically on-theme: the plastic cover appears to have shrunk slightly, meaning the boards don’t lie perfectly flat. Trivial, but noticeable. A tiny reminder that cheap 1971 plastics were never built for five-and-a-half decades of continued existence. It’s also a pleasing metaphor if you’re the sort of person who enjoys objects making accidental commentary on the ideas they carry. So: this isn’t a cosy read, and it’s not trying to be. It’s a short, concentrated dose of revolutionary military thinking — useful as history, instructive as strategy, and fascinating as a period voice that speaks with absolute confidence and expects you to keep up. A neat little red book with big intentions, slightly outwitted by time and polymer fatigue. Which, frankly, is how a lot of history goes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5637/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/six-essays-on-military-affairs-feb-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Foreign Languages Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5636 Vittorio Gregotti - Buildings and Projects by Manfredo Tafuri Vittorio Gregotti – Buildings and Projects (1982) by Manfredo Tafuri, published by Rizzoli International Publications (ISBN: 084780450X), is the kind of book that doesn’t just sit on a shelf — it occupies it. Quietly. Confidently. Like a piece of architecture in hardback form. This copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it’s ready to look expensive and intelligent in your room while also being genuinely useful if you actually open it. Let’s be clear: this is not a “flick through and feel inspired” sort of architecture book. This is an “accidentally lose an hour, emerge with opinions about modernism” sort of architecture book. It’s Gregotti, an architect associated with that serious, European, late-20th-century conviction that buildings should have ideas, and Tafuri, one of the great architectural historians/critics, who had a talent for making you feel that a façade is never just a façade — it’s a political act, a cultural statement, and possibly a rebuttal to the entire concept of naïve optimism. The result is deliciously ironic: a book about Buildings and Projects that is also, inevitably, about everything else. Context. City. History. Power. The burden of form. The problem of pretending design is neutral. If you’ve ever thought, “Surely a building is just a building,” Tafuri is here to gently place a hand on your shoulder and say, “No. Absolutely not. Sit down.” Expect the good stuff: photographs, drawings, plans, that crisp Rizzoli production quality, and the sense that you are holding an artefact from a time when serious architecture publishing was a kind of cultural event — when a monograph wasn’t just documentation, it was a statement of intent. Gregotti’s work, presented this way, feels less like a portfolio and more like a case being argued: that the built environment can be disciplined, legible, urban, and intellectually responsible, even when the world is chaotic and messy (which, in 1982, it certainly was). And yet, it’s also a perfect object for a particular kind of collector: the person who loves the look of architectural authority. Put it on the coffee table and it silently communicates: I know what a section drawing is and I’m not afraid to use it. It’s a book that can function as both reading material and a light-weight social signal — which is fitting, because architecture itself often lives somewhere between practical shelter and symbolic performance. In Good condition, this copy has likely already done the honourable service of being consulted, admired, and possibly used to prop up a monitor at some point (which is, arguably, the highest compliment you can pay a book about buildings). Ideal for: architecture students who enjoy being simultaneously inspired and intellectually scolded designers who like their monographs heavy with meaning collectors of Rizzoli art/architecture books anyone who suspects that modern architecture is less about “style” and more about choices that have consequences A handsome, serious book about serious work — with Tafuri providing the kind of commentary that makes even a doorway feel like it’s taking a position. It won’t teach you to build a house. It will teach you why the house matters. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5636/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vittorio-gregotti-feb-2026.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rizzoli International Publications 9780847804504 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5635 The Black Girl In Search Of God by Bernard Shaw The Black Girl in Search of God (1946) by Bernard Shaw, in this Penguin edition (no ISBN, because 1946 was not about to start barcode-administering your existential crises), is one of those slim, alarming little books that looks harmless until you open it and realise you’ve invited George Bernard Shaw into your living room. And Shaw does not do “a quiet read.” Shaw does “a polite argument with the universe,” preferably while tapping a finger on the table and raising an eyebrow at God. Despite the title sounding like a gentle spiritual fable, what you actually get is a Shavian collision of satire, parable, theology, colonial attitudes, moral provocation, and that unmistakable “I am going to make you uncomfortable for your own good” energy. It’s Shaw doing what Shaw did best: taking a big sacred subject, turning it over like a stone, and then pointing out all the insects underneath with theatrical delight. The premise is simple enough to be dangerous: a young Black girl goes looking for God, meets various people and institutions, and discovers that what everyone is selling her often looks suspiciously like power, prejudice, and tidy answers dressed up as virtue. Shaw uses the structure of a quest to ask awkward questions about religion, hypocrisy, and authority — and he does it in a way that is very much of its time and determined to pick a fight with that time. Which brings us to the irony: reading a 1946 Shaw now is like finding a hand grenade in a biscuit tin. Some of it feels startlingly modern in its scepticism and its appetite for dismantling pious certainty. Some of it is dated in ways you can’t ignore — and shouldn’t. That tension is part of the book’s real interest. It’s not a cosy classic. It’s a period artefact that still crackles. This copy is in Fair condition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which, frankly, suits it. A pristine copy might feel too polite. A slightly battle-worn Penguin feels exactly right for a text that has been passed around, argued over, underlined, and possibly hurled across a room by someone who thought they were getting a nice little story and instead got a philosophical scolding with jokes. Perfect for readers who enjoy: Shaw at his sharpest, least soothing setting short books that contain more argument than some long ones Penguin paperbacks that look modest but behave like trouble reading with two minds at once: appreciating the provocation while noticing the era’s blind spots In short: this is a small, scruffy, argumentative Penguin that asks big questions and refuses to whisper. Not everyone will like it. Shaw would consider that a success. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5635/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-black-girl-in-search-of-god-feb-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5634 Devon by L Russell Muirhead Devon (1947) by L. Russell Muirhead, published by Penguin Books, is a small, tidy slice of post-war Britain that promises a county and delivers an entire mood. No ISBN (because 1947 didn’t label everything with a barcode; it just got on with it). Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books — which feels wonderfully fitting for a Penguin travel title whose natural habitat is a rucksack, a glovebox, or the pocket of someone who insists they’re “just going for a little walk” and returns six hours later sunburnt and philosophical. This is Devon before it became a lifestyle brand. Before the era of glossy “hidden gem” lists and influencer oat lattes with a sea view. This is the county rendered in that classic Penguin way: brisk, intelligent, practical, and quietly confident that scenery doesn’t need to perform for you. It simply exists, in all its hedgerowed, cliff-edged, cream-tea-adjacent glory, and you are welcome to come and look at it provided you don’t block the lane. Muirhead guides you through a place that contains multitudes: moorland that looks like it was designed specifically for brooding; villages that seem to have been arranged by a committee of charming ghosts; coasts that switch between postcard beauty and “mind that step” peril; and towns that have been cheerfully negotiating between history and visitors since long before visitors learned to say “quaint” without blushing. The irony, of course, is that Devon has always been a destination for escape — and here it is, turned into a book you can hold in your hand, which is the most Penguin thing imaginable: packaging freedom, wild air, and ancient lanes into something neat enough to shelve. It’s a portable county. A pocket-sized countryside. A guide to getting away from it all that you can take with you everywhere, including the very places you’re trying to get away from. And because it’s 1947, there’s an extra flavour: that slightly austere, post-war sensibility where pleasures are real but not overindulged. You can almost feel the ration-book Britain behind the prose: the sense that a bracing walk on Dartmoor and a view of the sea are not luxuries but necessities. Beauty as public service. Fresh air as moral improvement. This copy, in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, is perfect for: Penguin collectors who like their paperbacks with history in the spine Devon lovers who enjoy seeing the county described before the modern tourist gloss armchair travellers who want lanes, cliffs, churches, and moors without the rain anyone planning an actual trip who prefers facts and flavour over hype Read it and you’ll start mentally packing: stout shoes, a map, and a willingness to be politely lost. You may also find yourself developing strong opinions about which side of the county is “proper Devon,” and whether the weather is “fine” or merely “Devon fine,” which are not the same thing. A small book about a big county. Take it with you — even if only to the sofa. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5634/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/devon-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5633 Austin Mitchells Talkin Yorksher by Austin Mitchell Austin Mitchell’s Talkin’ Yorksher (2002) by Austin Mitchell is the sort of book that doesn’t so much sit on your shelf as lean against it with folded arms and a look that says, “Aye. Go on then. Have a read. But don’t make a fuss about it.” Published by Great Northern Books (ISBN: 9780953974047) and offered here in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, this is a celebration of Yorkshire speech, attitude, and that special northern talent for compressing an entire moral judgement into three syllables and a pause. Because “Yorkshire” isn’t just a place. It’s a manner of communicating where: affection is delivered via mild insult, enthusiasm is expressed as “not bad, that,” and a heartfelt compliment can sound like a weather warning. Austin Mitchell — broadcaster, MP, and professional observer of British life — is exactly the kind of guide you want for this terrain. He understands that dialect isn’t merely about words, it’s about values: thrift, plain speaking, stubbornness, pride, humour as self-defence, and the belief that if something really mattered, you’d have mentioned it without all that unnecessary carrying on. And that’s where the irony comes in. A book about “talking Yorkshire” is, in essence, a whole volume devoted to the art of saying less. It’s like writing a 200-page manual titled How to Keep It Brief. But that’s the joy of it: the more you explore Yorkshire speech, the more you realise it’s a highly advanced system for getting maximum meaning out of minimum effort. Linguistic efficiency, sharpened on hills and honed in terraces. Expect the sort of readable, anecdotal tour that hops between phrases, sayings, turns of speech, and the cultural logic behind them. You’re not just learning vocabulary, you’re learning the rules of engagement: when “aye” means yes, when it means no, when it means “I heard you,” and when it means “I heard you and I disagree but I’m not wasting energy on it.” It’s also a love letter, of course — but the Yorkshire kind. The type that says “it’s all right” and means “it’s absolutely brilliant,” and that will mock you gently for even needing that clarified. This copy, in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, is ideal for: anyone from Yorkshire who wants to nod along smugly and correct everyone else anyone not from Yorkshire who wants to understand why a two-word sentence can end a debate dialect lovers, local history fans, and collectors of books that feel like a proper chat at the counter Read it and you’ll start hearing Yorkshire everywhere — on TV, at the bus stop, in your own internal monologue. You may find yourself using phrases “ironically” at first, and then one day you’ll say something like “champion, that” without thinking, and it’ll be too late. A book that teaches you to talk less, mean more, and never, ever overpraise anything. Lovely, really. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5633/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/austin-mitchells-talking-yorksher-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Great Northern Books 9780953974047 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5631 Misericords by MD Anderson Here we have Misericords (1954) by M. D. Anderson, published as one of those King Penguin gems that somehow manage to look scholarly, tasteful, and faintly smug all at once — like a small hardback that knows it’s more cultured than your entire coffee table. First, the important bit: a misericord is not (as it absolutely sounds) a medieval dessert wine or a Victorian medical condition. It’s the little carved shelf under a church stall seat — the secret wooden ledge that let monks “rest” while technically still standing during long services. In other words, this book is about the history of institutional loopholes, lovingly preserved in oak and decorated with carvings of everything from saints to small demons to surprisingly cheeky rural humour. Piety above, mischief below. Medieval Britain, basically. M. D. Anderson takes you into the world of these hidden carvings: tiny sculptures tucked under seats where respectable worshippers never had to look, which is precisely why the carvers often went to town. The result is art history with a conspiratorial grin. A reminder that even in the age of solemn stone cathedrals and earnest prayer, someone was down there chiselling a grinning face, a beast, a moral fable, or something that makes you think, “You definitely weren’t supposed to put that in church.” And because it’s a King Penguin book, you get that classic mid-century “small format, big brain” energy — accessible, charmingly authoritative, and the kind of thing that makes you feel you’ve improved yourself simply by owning it. It’s the perfect book for the reader who enjoys beautiful old objects, ecclesiastical oddities, and the comforting knowledge that humans have always been humans, even when they were wearing robes and pretending not to get tired legs. Condition: Good, and yes — the dust jacket had a slight tear, but it’s been backed with paper and is now stable. In other words, it has been lovingly rescued in exactly the spirit of the subject matter: modest repairs, practical mercy, and a quiet determination to keep the structure standing. A little act of conservation that would probably earn a nod of approval from any monk who ever relied on a misericord to get through a long hymn. Ideal for: medieval church nerds and cathedral wanderers art history fans who like their scholarship slightly mischievous anyone who has ever sat through something long and thought, “Surely there’s a hidden support for this” collectors of King Penguins, the pocket-sized hardbacks that punch above their weight A small book about hidden carvings that exist because people got tired of standing up. If that isn’t civilisation in miniature, what is? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5631/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/misericords-feb-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books King Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5630 The County Cricket Series by Terence Prittie If you’ve ever suspected that county cricket isn’t a sport so much as a slow-brewed national temperament, The County Cricket Series (1951) by Terence Prittie is here to confirm it — politely, thoroughly, and with the steady confidence of a man who believes a properly timed cover drive can restore moral order to the universe. Published by Convoy (no ISBN, because 1951 had bigger concerns, like rationing and whether your tea would taste of actual tea), this copy is in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books — which is exactly the right state for a book that belongs on a shelf beside a battered scorebook, a pencil worn down to a nub, and a memory of rain that lasted three days. This is not a flashy “Top 10 Greatest Moments” kind of cricket book. This is county cricket, which means we’re dealing in long seasons, longer afternoons, and an almost heroic commitment to the idea that something can be deeply thrilling while appearing to do absolutely nothing for hours. It’s the art of tension so quiet you only notice it when you realise you’ve been holding your breath since lunch. Terence Prittie writes in that lovely mid-century style where everything sounds faintly official and yet warmly opinionated. Counties aren’t just teams — they’re personalities. Institutions. Small, proud kingdoms that travel by train, argue about pitches, and carry centuries of local identity in a cap and a badge. The batsmen are craftsmen. The bowlers are stylists. The wicketkeepers are philosophers with bruised fingers. Everyone is politely suffering, preferably in sunlight, but usually under a sky that looks like it’s about to do something regrettable. The irony is that for the uninitiated, county cricket can seem like the ultimate niche interest: 11 men, a ball, and enough pauses to allow a full reconsideration of your life choices. Yet for those who get it, it’s a kind of secular devotion — a ritual calendar of grounds, rivalries, and names that feel like they were born already wearing flannels. Reading this book is like stepping into a pavilion where time moves differently and the weather has voting rights. And because it’s 1951, the whole thing has that post-war mood: the country rebuilding itself, finding comfort in familiar rhythms, and clinging to the reassuring certainty that whatever else changes, someone will still be defending doggedly for 37 not out while the crowd sighs as one. In “Good” condition, this copy is ready for: cricket obsessives who can identify a county by the sound of its outfield history-minded readers who enjoy sport as a mirror of national life anyone who likes their drama understated, their heroes stubborn, and their climaxes delayed until approximately tea-time on day three The County Cricket Series doesn’t promise fireworks. It promises something better: the slow, strange joy of a game that rewards patience, precision, and the ability to find beauty in a perfectly judged single. And if you don’t understand why that matters yet, don’t worry. This book has time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5630/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-county-cricket-series-middlesex-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Convoy no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5629 The Soldier and The Empire by FP Roe The Soldier and The Empire (1934) by F. P. Roe, published by Gale & Polden, arrives with the sort of title that doesn’t so much invite you to read as summon you. It’s the literary equivalent of a brass button being polished to within an inch of its life and then presented for inspection. No ISBN (because in 1934 books did not need barcodes to feel important). Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books — which is perfect for a work that probably expected its readers to sit up straight. This is not a book that tiptoes. It plants its boots firmly on the page and begins discussing Big Things: duty, service, discipline, identity, patriotism, and that vast, awkward, sprawling word Empire — a term that, in 1934, could still be spoken with a straight face and a confident posture. The irony, of course, is that history has since turned the volume knob on that confidence, and now we read texts like this with two simultaneous expressions: curiosity and “oh… that’s what they thought.” Gale & Polden, if you know them, were famously linked to military printing and the business of uniforms, orders, and respectable institutional prose — which means this book likely carries that crisp, officious tone: measured, certain, and entirely untroubled by the idea that the world might soon become extremely complicated. (And it was 1934. The future was warming up in the wings.) So what do you get? A window into a mindset. Not just “soldiers” as individuals, but The Soldier as an idea — a symbolic figure tasked with holding together something larger than himself. The Empire, meanwhile, is presented as a framework to be defended, administered, and believed in. Whether the book is reflective, persuasive, nostalgic, or instructional, it’s rooted in that interwar atmosphere where people tried to make sense of one catastrophe while hoping — with varying levels of realism — that another wasn’t on the way. And this is where the book becomes deliciously, unintentionally quirky for a modern reader. You may find sentences that assume permanence. You may find moral certainty delivered as calmly as a timetable. You may find a tone that says: this is how the world works, while you, the reader from the future, quietly whisper: “About that…” But it’s not just an ideological relic. It’s also a historically valuable artefact: a glimpse of how Britain talked to itself about service and power in the years between the wars. Books like this aren’t merely about what happened — they’re about how people justified what happened, how they dressed it in principles, and how they explained it to the next generation. This copy, in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, has survived long enough to become what it perhaps never intended: not simply a statement, but a document. Something you can read for its argument, yes — but also for its assumptions, its blind spots, its vocabulary, and its calm, confident worldview. Ideal for readers who enjoy: military history and interwar Britain empire-as-idea (and empire-as-problem) old books that sound like they’re wearing a tie quietly fascinating “primary source energy” in printed form A book from 1934 about The Soldier and The Empire. What could possibly happen next? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5629/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-soldier-and-the-empire-feb-2026.jpg 5.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gale and Polden no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5628 The Book of Jasher by JA Lovell Behold The Book of Jasher (1954), credited here to J. A. Lovell and issued by the wonderfully no-nonsense-sounding Bible Corporation of America. No ISBN (because 1954 wasn’t about to let barcodes tell it what to do). Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books — which is ideal for a volume that lives in that delicious borderland between scripture-adjacent reverence and historical eyebrow-raising. First, the basics: “Jasher” is one of those titles that turns up in biblical cross-references like a mysterious acquaintance at a party. The Bible mentions a Book of Jasher (depending on translation), and that’s all it takes for centuries of people to say: “Right. Where is it then?” Cue the inevitable: competing texts, earnest introductions, and readers who enjoy their spiritual literature with a side of detective work. This isn’t your straightforward leather-bound, gold-edged “read a chapter before bed” situation. This is a so-called lost book vibe. The kind of book that sits on a shelf and quietly signals: I’m either a fascinating ancient survival, a later compilation, or the world’s most confident reconstruction — and you don’t get to know which without getting involved. Inside you’ll find narrative expansions, retellings, extra detail, and that unmistakable “what if we zoomed in and added more dialogue?” energy. If you’ve ever read a familiar story and thought, “Yes, but what was the weather like, what was everyone wearing, and did anyone make a speech?” — congratulations, you may be the target audience. The irony, of course, is that the more something is labelled “lost,” the more copies of it seem to exist. “Rare” has never been so widely printed. “Ancient” has never looked so mid-century American. And yet… that’s part of the charm. This is a book that invites you to read with two hats on at once: the curious believer’s hat and the cheerful sceptic’s hat. It’s a double-hatted reading experience, which is frankly underappreciated. As a 1954 edition, it also carries that period flavour: serious typography, solemn intent, and the faint sense that somebody, somewhere, was absolutely convinced this was important enough to publish properly and put into people’s hands. Whether you approach it as devotional curiosity, religious folklore, biblical fan-expansion, or a historical artefact of how texts travel and transform, it’s undeniably a conversation starter. Sold by Crappy Old Books in Good condition, this copy is ready for anyone who likes their reading to feel slightly forbidden, slightly scholarly, and slightly like they might end up going down a rabbit hole at 1am muttering, “But which Jasher are we talking about?” Sacred? Possibly. Suspicious? Also possibly. Interesting? Absolutely. Open it carefully. “Lost” books have a habit of finding you back. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5628/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-book-of-jasher-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bible Corporation of America no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5627 Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens There are novels about childhood. And then there is Oliver Twist — the Victorian equivalent of saying, “You think you’ve had a tough week?” Published in this 2001 The Modern Library edition (ISBN: 9780375757846), and presented in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books, this is Dickens in full moral-outrage-meets-theatrical-flourish mode. Which is to say: workhouses, hunger, crime, hypocrisy, melodrama, redemption, and at least one request for more food that has echoed through literary history like a polite revolution. “Please, sir, I want some more.” Victorian Britain: How very dare you. Written by Charles Dickens, the novel introduces us to poor Oliver — orphan, outsider, walking embodiment of systemic failure — and then proceeds to hurl him into London’s underbelly with the narrative enthusiasm of a man who has personally inspected the underbelly and would very much like you to see it too. Enter Fagin (charismatic criminal entrepreneur), the Artful Dodger (small but alarmingly competent), Nancy (tragic heart in a brutal world), and Bill Sikes (the human equivalent of a slammed door). Dickens does not so much write characters as release them. They stride, slouch, menace, plead, and monologue their way through foggy streets while society pretends everything is perfectly respectable. And that’s the genius of it: this is a novel about poverty and cruelty that became a staple of school syllabuses and Christmas adaptations. There is something magnificently ironic about a book exposing industrial-era misery being gifted with a satin ribbon. This Modern Library edition gives the story a clean, dignified frame — which feels slightly rebellious, because Dickens himself was never tidy. He was loud, funny, furious, sentimental, theatrical, and deeply, inconveniently compassionate. He believed stories could shame a nation into behaving better. Imagine that. This copy, in Good condition, likely bears the faint marks of prior readership — perhaps an earnest student, perhaps someone rediscovering Dickens after years of assuming him to be “worthy.” (Spoiler: he’s also wildly entertaining.) It may have sat on a shelf thinking, “One day they’ll realise I’m not just homework.” If you want a novel where social critique comes wrapped in unforgettable characters and just enough melodrama to power a minor opera, this is your book. Grim? Yes. Moral? Absolutely. Subtle? Not especially. Unforgettable? Completely. Adopt the orphan. Open the book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5627/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/oliver-twist-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Modern Library 9780375757846 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5626 Henrietta Brandon by Sonia Prentice Meet Henrietta Brandon: a title that sounds like it should be engraved on a silver-plated calling card and delivered by a butler who disapproves of modernity. Instead, it’s a 2003 novel by Sonia Prentice, published by Hollytree Books (ISBN: 9780954117412), and it arrives to you in Good condition as sold by Crappy Old Books — which is exactly the state you want a book like this to be in: capable, composed, slightly world-weary, and quietly confident it could outlast you if left on the right shelf. This is one of those books where the name does half the work. “Henrietta Brandon” isn’t just a person, it’s an entire atmosphere. It suggests crisp paper, meaningful looks, consequences, and the faint rustle of something expensive being put away because someone has entered the room unexpectedly. You can practically hear a teacup being set down with intent. If you’re the sort of reader who enjoys characters with complicated inner lives and outward manners so impeccable they could be used as a weapon, you’re in the right postcode. The joy of a novel like this is that it lets you watch people navigate their choices while pretending they’re not choosing anything at all. Nobody “makes a scene.” They merely allow a situation to develop, which is far more dangerous. And let’s be honest: there is something deeply comforting about fiction that takes a long, intelligent breath and then begins. No frantic gimmicks. No desperate winks. Just a steady, deliberate unfolding — the literary equivalent of someone who knows where the good crockery is kept and isn’t afraid to use it. As for the publisher, Hollytree Books has that lovely small-press feel: the kind of imprint that suggests this story was cared about, not just processed. The book itself feels like a slightly secret discovery — the sort of thing you pick up because the cover or title caught you, then later you’re telling people, “Oh, you’ve not read it? It’s surprisingly good,” with the smug serenity of someone who has found a hidden staircase. This copy is sold by Crappy Old Books, which means you get the added, unofficial bonus of provenance: a book that has clearly lived at least one life already, probably on a quiet bedside table or a tidy living room shelf, occasionally opened with good intentions and then finished in a determined weekend because it got under someone’s skin. So: if you fancy a novel that sounds like it could come with a family tree, a long memory, and an unspoken rule about what is and isn’t “appropriate,” Henrietta Brandon is waiting patiently. It won’t chase you. It doesn’t need to. It knows you’ll come to it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5626/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/henrietta-brandon-feb-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hollytree Books 9780954117412 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5624 A Paulina Anthology by Howard Bailes Some books arrive with glossy covers, marketing budgets, and a laser-focused desire to be important. A Paulina Anthology arrives with something far rarer: the quiet confidence of a school community that has been producing formidable people for decades and doesn’t particularly need to shout about it. This 2004 compilation by Howard Bailes, produced under the banner of St Paul’s Girls’ School, has the unmistakable charm of the institutional treasure. It’s not a slick, commercial publication with a barcode and a publicity tour. It’s a perfect-bound, self-published-style anthology — the sort of book made because someone cared enough to gather names, stories, achievements, and memories into one place, for the simple reason that they deserved not to drift off into the ether. In other words: a celebration of “Paulinas” — presumably notable former pupils across the years — assembled with that particular blend of pride and understatement you tend to find in British school history. It’s the literary equivalent of a corridor display board, except you can take it home, and it won’t fall off the wall in a gust of glue failure. The joy of this kind of book is that it isn’t trying to seduce strangers. It’s aimed at insiders: alumnae, staff, families, and the curious who like their history human-sized. You can practically feel the careful editorial hand at work — deciding what to include, how to frame it, and how to honour a long-running tradition without turning it into a trumpet solo. It’s celebratory, yes, but in that measured way that says: we’ll just list the astonishing things people have done, and let that speak for itself. And because it’s more “community publication” than “publishing industry product,” there’s no ISBN — which somehow makes it more appealing, not less. It feels like a booklet you might discover at the back of a reunion table, next to the tea urn, quietly radiating significance. Condition: Good — clean, presentable, and ready to be enjoyed by anyone interested in women’s education history, school culture, London institutions, or the satisfying experience of reading about accomplished people while telling yourself you are definitely going to become accomplished too, any day now. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the rarest finds aren’t always first editions — sometimes they’re the lovingly assembled artefacts of a place that has been shaping lives for generations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5624/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-paulina-anthology-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Pauls Girls School no GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5623 Appleby Talks Again by Michael Innes Some detectives solve crimes with fists, forensics, or tortured inner monologues. Inspector Appleby solves them with the most dangerous weapon in Britain: a perfectly timed question, delivered in a voice so polite you hardly notice you’ve just confessed. Appleby Talks Again is exactly what it says on the tin, and it’s also an oddly menacing promise. Because if Appleby is talking again, it means someone, somewhere, is about to be calmly, conversationally, and methodically unravelled. Michael Innes (the deliciously literate pen name of J.I.M. Stewart) understood that the sharpest interrogations don’t always happen under harsh lights — they happen over tea, in drawing rooms, in corridors after dinner, and in those deceptively casual exchanges where everyone is being civil while one person is quietly working out who’s lying. This 2001 House of Stratus edition serves up Innes’s classic blend: murder with manners, wit with teeth, and plots that feel like crossword puzzles designed by someone who reads too widely and enjoys it far too much. The tone is golden-age adjacent — that world of cultivated suspects, suspiciously well-appointed settings, and people who speak in full sentences even when under strain — but with an extra sparkle of intellectual mischief. The writing is elegant, the humour is dry, and the underlying implication is that your education will not protect you from your own bad decisions. The joy of Appleby, specifically, is that he’s not flashy. He doesn’t “storm in.” He doesn’t “growl.” He converses. And somehow, through the gentle pressure of logic and the social discomfort of being questioned by a man who never raises his voice, the truth starts to leak out. It’s an oddly comforting style of detective work: the belief that if we just keep talking, eventually someone will say the wrong thing. Which, frankly, is how most real-life disasters occur too. If you like your crime fiction clever rather than chaotic — the sort where atmosphere matters, character matters, and dialogue does half the heavy lifting — this is a satisfying companion. It’s the literary mystery as a well-made machine: smooth, intricate, quietly relentless. Condition: Good — a solid copy, ready for sofa sleuthing and late-night “just one more chapter” behaviour. ISBN: 9781842327234. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the detectives are articulate, the suspects are overconfident, and the conversation is never just conversation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5623/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/appleby-talks-again-feb-2026.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books House of Stratus 9781842327234 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5622 Appleby Talking by Michael Innes Some detectives brood. Some punch walls. Some stare moodily into rain and announce they’re “not good with people.” And then there’s Inspector Appleby, who does something far more unsettling: he talks. Politely. Persistently. With that smooth, reasonable manner that makes you forget you’re being dismantled until you’re already agreeing to things you never meant to admit. Appleby Talking (Michael Innes; House of Stratus, 2001) is exactly the sort of title that feels like a gentle warning. Because yes, Appleby is talking — and in Michael Innes’s world, conversation is not small talk. It’s a scalpel. It’s a trapdoor. It’s an elegant social dance where the wrong step means you’ve accidentally revealed your entire motive while reaching for the sherry. Michael Innes (a.k.a. J.I.M. Stewart) writes detective fiction with a literary twinkle and a quietly wicked sense of humour. The murders may be grim, but the sentences remain impeccably dressed. Expect cleverness, a touch of theatricality, and that particularly British flavour of crime story where everyone is civilized right up until they aren’t. It’s the golden-age tradition with a bit more brain behind the eyebrows: less “bang, bang” and more “ah, but consider the implications.” This is a book for readers who like their mysteries talky in the best way — layered with inference, social nuance, and the sense that language itself is part of the evidence. Appleby is the sort of detective who can make a drawing-room exchange feel like a high-stakes interrogation, purely by letting silence sit in exactly the right place. If you’ve ever suspected that the most dangerous weapon in a room is a well-aimed question, you’re in safe hands. Or… not safe, exactly. But entertained. As a 2001 House of Stratus edition, it’s also a small act of resurrection: bringing back a classic voice for modern readers who still enjoy their crime with elegance, wit, and a faint air of academic mischief. Think: country-house atmosphere without necessarily staying in the country, clever plotting without shouting about it, and characters who sound like they’ve read books — because they have. Condition: Good — sturdy, readable, and ready to be enjoyed without white gloves or solemn reverence. ISBN: 9781842327227. Perfect for lovers of classic British detective fiction, dialogue-driven mysteries, and anyone who prefers their crimes solved with manners, intelligence, and the slow, terrifying power of a man who simply keeps talking. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the paperbacks are civilised, the suspects are articulate, and the conversation may be your undoing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5622/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/appleby-talking-feb-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books House of Stratus 9781842327227 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5620 Power Tols at Home by Harold King If you’ve ever looked at a perfectly innocent plank of wood and thought, “I could make this worse with electricity,” then congratulations: you are the exact target audience for Power Tools at Home (1975) by Harold King. This is a glorious slice of mid-70s domestic optimism, from the TV Times Family Books universe where every man (it’s very much that era) is assumed to own a shed, a dream, and at least one tool capable of removing a finger faster than you can say “where’s the plaster?” Harold King steps in as your calm, sensible guide — the voice of reassurance while the circular saw whines like a small angry jet engine. Inside you’ll find that classic promise: you, too, can become a home workshop wizard. Not by being born handy, but by buying the correct machines and learning to respect them. Drills, sanders, saws, planers — the whole pantheon of “mains-powered confidence.” Expect practical advice, period diagrams, and the sort of straight-faced safety guidance that reads like a polite warning from the past: please do not attempt this while wearing flares. What makes it especially fun now is the time-travel factor. This is DIY before YouTube, before online tool reviews, before anyone casually muttered “PPE” and meant it. Back then, your sources were: (1) someone’s uncle, (2) a man in a shop who looked trustworthy, and (3) a book like this — telling you that a steady hand and the right attachment will solve most things, including apparently the entire concept of “having a professional.” It’s also a reminder that power tools have always been sold as liberation. Why call a tradesperson when you can purchase a device that turns a weekend into a minor saga? Why buy furniture when you can create a slightly uneven version yourself, with character, and an origin story involving a fuse box? Condition: Good — solid, usable, and ready to be consulted in the sacred pre-project ritual: staring at a page, nodding solemnly, and then doing something slightly different anyway. ISBN: 0900727268. Perfect for vintage DIY collectors, tool nerds, anyone renovating a shed with moral support from the 1970s, or simply readers who enjoy the comforting delusion that all home improvements are one well-chosen power tool away from perfection. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where every book is safe… even if the projects it inspires absolutely are not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5620/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/power-tools-at-home-feb-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books TV Times Family Books 9780900727269 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5618 Choosing Your Degree Course and University by Brian Heap Ah yes — the turn of the millennium. Low-rise jeans. Dial-up internet. And a book calmly assuring you that if you simply make the right choice at 17, the rest of your life will unfold in an orderly and respectable fashion. Choosing Your Degree Course and University (2000) by Brian Heap is peak Trotman: earnest, practical, quietly authoritative and absolutely convinced that there is a sensible flowchart for your future. This is the kind of guide that speaks in reassuring paragraphs about prospects, pathways and personal statements — as if adulthood is merely a well-labelled filing cabinet waiting to be opened. Inside, you’ll find advice on how to compare courses, decipher prospectuses (remember those?), weigh up campus life, and consider such minor details as “what you actually want to do with your existence.” There are structured questions, sensible checklists, and the comforting implication that if you gather enough information, uncertainty will politely excuse itself. It’s a fascinating artefact of pre-social-media decision-making. Back when you researched universities with printed guides instead of scrolling through curated campus sunsets on Instagram. Back when “student debt” felt theoretical and nobody yet suspected that entire industries would appear and disappear before your first mortgage. There’s something wonderfully optimistic about it. The book assumes that with careful thought and planning, you can align passion, practicality and prestige in one tidy bundle. It is, in its way, heroic. And slightly adorable. Of course, reading it now carries a gentle layer of irony. The world has shifted, league tables have shuffled, and degree fashions have come and gone. But the core questions remain stubbornly relevant: What are you good at? What do you enjoy? Where do you want to be? How much does location matter? Those haven’t aged at all — which makes this more timeless than you might expect. This 2000 Trotman edition (ISBN: 9780856604690) is in Good condition — solid, readable, and perhaps lightly seasoned by the anxious hands of someone once weighing Law versus English versus Something With Prospects. It may not guarantee life clarity, but it does offer a glimpse into how we once tried to manufacture it. Ideal for nostalgia hunters, education historians, career counsellors with a sense of humour, or anyone who enjoys the comforting fantasy that major life decisions can be resolved with a highlighter pen. Available from Crappy Old Books, where the future is uncertain, but the paperbacks are dependable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5618/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/choosing-your-degree-course-and-university-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trotman 9780856604690 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5616 The Seafarer by IL Gordon There are two kinds of people in the world: those who enjoy a nice, calm poem, and those who think, “What if my literature came with salt spray, existential dread, and a monologue from a man who has absolutely had it with landlubbers?” If you’re in the second camp, welcome aboard. The Seafarer is one of the great Old English poems: a bleak, beautiful, wave-battered hymn to hardship, wandering, and the strange human urge to leave comfort behind and head straight back into the cold for reasons that are never entirely rational. It’s part travelogue, part confession, part spiritual argument, and part “you don’t know what real weather is until you’ve been slapped by the North Sea at 3am.” This 1975 Methuen edition, edited/translated by I.L. Gordon, is the kind of book that brings order to the chaos: it takes that tough, knotted Anglo-Saxon voice and gives you a way in. You get the poem, the scholarship, the guiding hand that says, “Right — here’s what’s going on, here’s what that word means, and yes, it really is supposed to sound like the wind is judging you.” It’s ideal for anyone who wants the thrill of Old English without having to wrestle it entirely alone in a dark room with a dictionary and a growing sense of personal failure. The poem itself is wonderfully dramatic in the quietest possible way. No dragons, no heroic speeches, just a solitary speaker describing freezing feet, creaking ships, lonely horizons and that deep, inconvenient calling that keeps dragging him back to sea. It’s the medieval equivalent of posting “I hate this” while simultaneously booking another voyage. The vibe is: misery, but make it poetic. Suffering, but with alliteration. And then there’s the twist: beneath all the grit and gulls, The Seafarer is also a meditation on faith, fate, and what we’re supposed to do with our brief, fragile lives. Which means you can read it as an adventure poem, an early piece of self-help (“embrace hardship!”), or the most haunting reminder that the human brain has always been capable of romanticising terrible decisions. Condition: Good — which feels appropriate for a book about endurance. Solid, readable, and ready to be opened on a rainy night when you want to feel morally improved by other people’s discomfort. ISBN: 0416772609. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the shelves contain everything from warm nostalgia to the bracing realisation that sometimes the soul simply wants to be cold, alone, and staring into the grey. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5616/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-seafarer-feb-2026.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780416772609 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5615 Chaucer - Troilus and Criseyde by AC Spearing If you’ve ever wanted to experience heartbreak, high drama, and catastrophic decision-making… but with more footnotes and a faint aroma of seminar room carpet, Chaucer: Troilus and Criseyde (A.C. Spearing, 1976) is ready to take you by the hand and lead you into the elegant, doomed world of medieval romance. Because yes: Chaucer wrote Troilus and Criseyde, and it is essentially the original “this will end badly” love story — set against the backdrop of Troy, where everyone is already having a terrible time and somehow still finds energy for yearning. Troilus falls hard. Criseyde is clever, cautious, and very aware that survival often matters more than poetic vows. Politics intrudes, as it always does. Promises are made. Letters are exchanged. Feelings are felt. And then history does what it does best: tramples the delicate parts. A.C. Spearing — one of those reassuringly confident guides from the era when literary criticism wore a sensible jacket — steps in to make the whole thing legible, meaningful, and oddly addictive. This is not the sort of book that shrieks “Chaucer is FUN!” in neon. It’s more the quietly persuasive voice that says, “Give it a chance — the complexity is the point,” and before you know it you’re nodding along, underlining sentences, and briefly considering using the phrase “courtly love” in real life (don’t). What you get here is a companion that helps you see why the poem matters: the psychology, the irony, the moral unease, the way Chaucer can be both tender and ruthless in the same stanza. You’ll also get a sense of how medieval romance works when it’s done by someone who is too intelligent to believe his own genre completely — which is precisely why it remains so fascinating. It’s love, but with a raised eyebrow. And let’s be honest: reading Troilus and Criseyde in the modern world is a special kind of pleasure. You watch people attempt sincerity while surrounded by unreliable friends, shifting alliances, and the ancient equivalent of a bad group chat. It feels… familiar. The costumes are different, but the emotional weather is the same: longing, uncertainty, self-justification, and the slow realisation that your grand narrative may not be shared by the universe. This is the 1976 Edward Arnold edition, ISBN 0713158549, in Good condition — which is perfect for a book like this. You don’t want it pristine. You want it slightly seasoned, like it’s been carried to lectures, annotated in the margins by someone quietly panicking about a deadline, and then shelved with the satisfied air of “I survived Chaucer.” Ideal for students, returning readers, medievalists, tragic-romance enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys watching human beings make doomed choices in beautifully constructed language — with a helpful guide nearby to explain what just happened and why it matters. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the most exquisite medieval heartbreak can be had for the price of a paperback and a bit of courage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5615/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/troilus-and-criseyde-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edward Arnold 9780713158540 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5614 Hitlers Secret Weapons of Mass Destruction by Michael Fitzgerald If you’ve ever looked at the last year of the Second World War and thought, “Yes, but what if we added more blueprints, more panic, and a generous sprinkling of surely-this-can’t-be-real?”, then Hitler’s Secret Weapons of Mass Destruction is here to oblige. Michael Fitzgerald’s 2018 Arcturus paperback dives into that particular historical rabbit hole where genuine late-war German technology, desperate propaganda, and post-war mythmaking all start elbowing each other for space. Rockets, jets, super-guns, wonder-projects, shadowy research programmes — it’s the whole “we were this close to changing everything” vibe, served up in brisk, highly readable chapters that feel like a guided tour through the archives of human overconfidence. The appeal is obvious. There’s something irresistibly grim about the idea of a collapsing regime still trying to win with paperwork, prototypes, and increasingly imaginative engineering. You’ll find the familiar headline acts (because of course you will), but also the more niche corners: the experimental, the speculative, the “this was proposed and somebody took it seriously,” and the “how did anyone think this would be deployed in time?” variety. It’s history with a faint hum of danger — and a strong reminder that technological ambition does not automatically come with moral competence or practical sense. The tone here is very much “fast, accessible, and packed with intriguing details,” rather than “dry academic monograph.” It’s the kind of book that encourages you to keep turning pages, partly for the genuine historical interest, and partly because your brain keeps saying, Please tell me nobody signed off on this with a straight face. (Spoiler: people did.) A quick, important note: despite the sensational hook of the title, this is best read as an exploration of weapons projects and the culture of “wonder weapons,” not as a breathless promise that a single hidden device would have rewritten history. It’s at its most enjoyable when you treat it like a catalogue of late-war extremes — what was built, what was tested, what was dreamed up, and what became legend. Condition: Good — a solid copy, ready to be consulted by anyone who enjoys military history, engineering oddities, or the darker side of innovation. ISBN: 9781788884150. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where the shelves contain everything from cuddly wardrobes full of snow to the unsettling reality that humans will attempt absolutely anything if they think it might give them an edge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5614/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hitlers-secret-weapons-of-mass-destruction-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arcturus 9781788884150 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5611 The Spiders and Allied Orders of the British Isles by Theodore H Savory Ah, 1953. The year of the Coronation, rationing still lurking in the pantry, and somewhere in Britain a gentleman named Theodore H. Savory decided that what the nation truly needed was a calm, authoritative guide to spiders. The Spiders and Allied Orders of the British Isles (Frederick Warne, 1953) is exactly what it promises: no gimmicks, no shrieking tabloid horror, just meticulous, tweed-scented devotion to the eight-legged citizens of hedgerow, attic and garden shed. This is the sort of book that peers at the world through a hand lens and says, “Good heavens, how fascinating.” Savory writes with the quiet confidence of a man who has spent considerable time lying face-down in damp grass for science. Here you will find wolf spiders, money spiders, orb-weavers and their less celebrated cousins, all presented with the steady reassurance that they are more interested in midges than in you. It’s less “arachnophobia” and more “arachno-appreciation society AGM.” And “Allied Orders”? That’s the polite Edwardian way of saying: not just spiders, but their slightly odd relatives too. Harvestmen. Pseudoscorpions. Creatures that look like punctuation marks with legs. If you’ve ever wondered what, precisely, is lurking in the corner of your garage (and whether it has a Latin name), this book will provide answers—thoroughly, calmly, and with diagrams. Being a 1953 Warne publication, it carries that reassuring mid-century natural history gravitas. The tone suggests that Britain may wobble politically, but the taxonomy of arachnids remains gloriously stable. There is something deeply comforting about that. Condition? Fine. Which is more than can be said for most copies that have survived decades of being consulted by earnest schoolboys, pipe-smoking naturalists, and the occasional gardener seeking revenge. This one has clearly avoided being squashed between field notebooks or abandoned in a shed. There is no ISBN, because in 1953 books simply existed on their own authority. They did not require barcodes. They required curiosity. Perfect for the amateur naturalist, the committed hedgerow enthusiast, or anyone who enjoys the idea of knowing exactly which eight-legged lodger is occupying the bath. It’s a volume that whispers: “Look closer.” And once you do, you may never quite look at your skirting boards the same way again. As ever, lovingly rehomed by Crappy Old Books, where even the spiders get first-class treatment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5611/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spiders-and-allied-orders-feb-2026.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Warne no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5610 The Best of Saki by HH Munro If you enjoy your humour like you enjoy your dangerous animals: elegant, well-groomed, and capable of ruining a respectable afternoon in seconds, then Saki is about to become your favourite bad influence. The Best of Saki (1977, Picador; ISBN 0330247328) gathers H.H. Munro’s short stories into a neat little package of social sabotage. These are tales from Edwardian drawing rooms where everyone is impeccably dressed, perfectly mannered, and one small remark away from disaster. Saki’s genius is that he makes the polite world look like the most fragile thing imaginable — a delicate soufflé of etiquette, ready to collapse if a child lies convincingly enough or an aunt’s moral certainty is nudged half an inch off centre. Saki writes with a smile that never shows its teeth until it’s too late. His characters are the sort of people who say “How charming” while meaning “I will never recover from this.” There are overbearing relatives, ridiculous social rules, smug adults, and children who behave like miniature anarchists with excellent diction. The tone is light, the sentences are sharp, and the outcomes are often… not what a well-brought-up person would call “appropriate.” Which is precisely the point. And then there’s that signature Saki ingredient: the sudden intrusion of the wild, the cruel, or the absurd into a world that believes it is perfectly in control. Sometimes it’s an animal. Sometimes it’s a lie. Sometimes it’s just a perfectly timed act of petty vengeance. But the effect is always the same: civilisation is revealed to be a thin layer of varnish over human pettiness and appetite — and Saki’s job is to scratch it. The irony is that these stories are short, often delicate, and read like little confections — yet they leave a surprisingly dark aftertaste. You’ll laugh, and then you’ll think, “Good heavens, that was grim,” and then you’ll laugh again because grimness, in Saki’s hands, is part of the entertainment. He doesn’t moralise. He simply observes, with surgical calm, that people are ridiculous and sometimes deserve what happens to them. This Picador 1977 edition is ideal for dipping in: one story at a time, preferably with tea, and preferably when you don’t have any urgent faith in humanity to maintain. It’s the perfect book for the bedside, the commute, or the moment you need reminding that wit can be both a comfort and a weapon. Condition: Good, meaning it’s a solid, readable copy — exactly what you want for Saki: something you can pick up, flick open, and be instantly transported to a world where social niceties are treated with the respect they deserve (i.e., none). A copy with a little life in it suits these stories perfectly; they were made to be read, shared, and quoted with a wicked grin. Perfect for: lovers of sharp short fiction, fans of dry British wit, anyone who enjoys satire that doesn’t apologise, and readers who like their laughs delivered with a stiletto. Sold by Crappy Old Books — because sometimes the best comfort read is a book that politely dismantles civilisation and calls it entertainment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5610/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-of-saki-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330247320 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5609 Short and Sweet - 101 Very Short Poems by Simon Armitage If your attention span has been raised on notification pings, half-finished cups of tea, and the noble belief that you’ll “just read one more thing before bed,” then Short and Sweet: 101 Very Short Poems (1999) by Simon Armitage is basically a poetry book designed to meet you where you live — in the land of brief encounters with meaning. Published by Faber and Faber (ISBN 9780571200016), this is a pocket-sized festival of compact poems: small, sharp, witty, surprising, and occasionally capable of landing an emotional punch with the efficiency of a well-aimed paper aeroplane. The premise is gloriously simple: 101 poems, all very short, none of them wasting your time — which is ironic, because you’ll still end up spending ages rereading them, because short poems are like that. They’re tiny, and then they echo. Armitage’s selection has the feel of a brilliantly stocked sweet shop where everything is bite-sized but strangely intense. You’ll find poems that flirt, poems that brood, poems that joke, poems that stab you lightly and then apologise. The range is the point: different voices, different eras, different moods — all squeezed into neat little verbal parcels that you can open in a minute and carry around in your head for the rest of the day. And the irony of the title is perfect. “Short and sweet” sounds like something you’d say to a long-winded colleague. Here it’s a promise: you can have poetry without committing to a 40-line epic about a swan’s soul. You can dip in while the kettle boils. You can read one on the bus. You can read three and pretend you’re a person of culture. Then you’ll read another, because they’re small and you’re only human. This is also the kind of book that quietly teaches you why poetry still matters: because in a few lines it can compress a thought, a feeling, a scene, or a punchline into something that’s cleaner and stranger than prose. It’s verbal shorthand for life — the bits you can’t quite say any other way. Condition: Good, meaning it’s a solid, readable copy — perfect for dipping, gifting, leaving by the sofa, or keeping in a bag as an emergency supply of language. It’s the sort of book you don’t “finish” so much as keep returning to, like a tin of biscuits you insist is for guests but somehow keeps getting lighter. Perfect for: poetry dabblers, busy readers, people who like clever brevity, anyone who wants to feel something in under 30 seconds, and anyone who suspects their soul could use a quick tune-up between emails. Sold by Crappy Old Books — because sometimes the best poems aren’t long. They’re just enough. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5609/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/short-and-sweat-feb-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571200016 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5607 Alan Bennett Play 1 by Alan Bennett If you like your comedy served with a sigh, a perfectly timed pause, and the unmistakable sense that everyone is being polite while quietly falling apart, then Alan Bennett is your man. Plays 1 (1996, Faber and Faber; ISBN 9780571177455) is Bennett in concentrated form: sharp, humane, funny, and devastating in the way only very English understatement can be devastating. This is Bennett doing what he does best—making the everyday feel theatrical and the theatrical feel alarmingly everyday. His characters rarely announce their emotions with fireworks. They edge towards confession via small talk, cups of tea, awkward jokes, and sentences that appear mild until you realise they’ve just landed a direct hit. Bennett’s genius is that he can make you laugh, then make you wince, then make you laugh again because you’ve recognised yourself in something you’d rather not. You’ll find the trademark Bennett themes: class, awkward intimacy, social performance, private longing, public restraint, and the strange ways people construct lives that are “fine” on the surface while quietly unravelling underneath. There’s warmth, but it’s never syrupy. There’s irony, but it’s never cruel. Even when he’s being scathing, Bennett remains oddly tender—like someone pointing out your flaws while also putting the kettle on. And because this is Faber and Faber, the whole thing has that proper-theatre-book feel: sturdy, serious, and designed for readers who enjoy language as much as plot. These plays are not just “stories with dialogue.” They’re built out of voice and rhythm—those little Bennett cadences that make lines feel like overheard truth. You can practically hear actors delivering them with an expression that says, “Yes, I know exactly what I’m saying… and no, I’m not going to make it easy for you.” The irony, of course, is that Bennett’s work often looks gentle from a distance—cosy, even—until you get close and realise he’s calmly dissecting the entire emotional architecture of British life. It’s the literary equivalent of a nice cardigan with a scalpel in the pocket. Condition: Good, meaning it’s a solid, readable copy—ideal for dipping into, reading aloud, or leaving around the house so visitors can pick it up and immediately feel slightly more self-aware. It’s a great companion for anyone who likes theatre on the page, and anyone who enjoys humour that respects your intelligence while also quietly exposing your coping mechanisms. Perfect for: theatre lovers, Bennett devotees, fans of dry wit and deep feeling, and anyone who suspects the most dramatic human moments are often delivered in perfectly ordinary rooms, in perfectly ordinary voices. Sold by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the funniest thing you can do is tell the truth, softly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5607/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alan-bennett-plays-1-feb-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571177455 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5603 Far From The Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy If you’ve ever looked at a peaceful rural landscape and thought, Ah, lovely — nothing dramatic could possibly happen here, Thomas Hardy would like a quiet word. Preferably while staring meaningfully at the horizon and letting a strong breeze symbolise impending emotional catastrophe. Far From the Madding Crowd (this 1974 Macmillan edition, ISBN 0333168801) is Hardy at his most readable and most wickedly observant: a country novel stuffed with big feelings, bad decisions, heroic sheep, and the constant sense that the weather is personally invested in your downfall. Wessex may look idyllic, but it’s basically a stage where passion, pride, and misunderstanding perform nightly, often to the accompaniment of rain. At the centre is Bathsheba Everdene — one of literature’s great heroines, and the rare Victorian woman who arrives with independence, competence, and the audacity to run a farm. Naturally, this means three men must immediately appear and start making their emotions everyone’s problem. There’s the steadfast, capable Gabriel Oak (the human equivalent of a well-made gate), the respectable William Boldwood (who takes one flirtatious gesture and builds an entire tragic universe around it), and Sergeant Troy (a charming disaster in uniform, armed with a sword and several terrible ideas). Hardy’s genius is that he doesn’t write romance like a warm hug. He writes it like a slow-motion wagon accident: you can see it coming, you want to shout, but you also can’t look away. He’s funny, too — quietly, dryly, with that rural English sense of irony where people insist they’re being sensible while actively doing the opposite. And then there’s the countryside itself, which Hardy treats as both beautiful and brutally indifferent. The farm work is real, the seasons grind on, and nature keeps going while humans make emotional shipwreck of their lives. There are moments of genuine tenderness, moments of sharp comedy, and moments that make you want to put the book down and have a stern cup of tea. This 1974 edition has that satisfying “proper book” feel — the sort of volume you could read by a window on a rainy afternoon, becoming increasingly smug about not being in a Victorian love triangle (until you remember you’ve texted someone something ambiguous and now you’re basically Boldwood). Condition: Good, meaning it’s a solid, readable copy: perfect for curling up with, underlining, and occasionally sighing at. The kind of book that looks respectable on the shelf, then quietly ruins your belief that rural life is calm. Perfect for: classic lit lovers, romance readers with a taste for doom, Hardy devotees, and anyone who enjoys stories where the landscape is gorgeous and the emotions are absolutely not. Sold by Crappy Old Books — bringing you pastoral England, emotional chaos, and at least one reminder that a single impulsive decision can echo across an entire county. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5603/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/far-from-the-madding-crowd-feb-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333168806 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5600 London Green-Line Transport by Laurie Akehurst Some London histories are all crowns and cathedrals. This one is about the far more important institution: getting out of London without losing your dignity, ideally on a coach that smells faintly of seats, raincoats, and optimism. London Green-Line Transport (2005) by Laurie Akehurst, published by Capital Transport (ISBN 9781854142900), is a love letter to the legendary Green Line network — that elegant green-threaded web of routes that carried Londoners out into the suburbs and beyond, long before “commuter belt” became a lifestyle category and long before your phone could announce delays with a cheery little ping. Green Line is the sweet spot between “city bus” and “grand adventure.” It’s the service that says: yes, you can leave the capital; yes, there will be stops; and yes, you can do it while remaining seated and mildly superior. These were the routes for shoppers, day-trippers, workers, airport-bound travellers, and anyone who knew that the real secret to surviving London was a good escape plan and a timetable. Akehurst is exactly the sort of guide you want for this: meticulous, enthusiastic, and deeply familiar with the way transport history is actually social history in disguise. He doesn’t just show you vehicles; he shows you the system — how it developed, how it was run, how it changed, what routes mattered, what liveries and branding meant, and how the network reflected the growth and shifting shape of Greater London itself. You’ll find the sort of details that make transport fans go quiet with happiness: route numbers, destinations, operational changes, and the subtle drama of reorganisations that probably caused fierce debates in depots and mild confusion at stops. And the irony is wonderful: Green Line was built to be functional — practical services for ordinary journeys — and yet it has become the stuff of nostalgia, documented with the reverence usually reserved for ocean liners. Which is fair. There is something inherently romantic about a coach route with a clear purpose and a dependable timetable. It’s like the city briefly agrees to behave. As a Capital Transport title, it’s also beautifully done: proper research, strong imagery, and the sort of presentation that makes you want to start planning imaginary trips to places like Windsor, St Albans, or anywhere that sounds like it has a decent pub and fewer sirens. Condition: As New, meaning this copy is crisp, clean, and suspiciously pristine for a book about public transport. It’s basically in “fresh from the depot” condition — ideal for collectors, reference shelves, or anyone who wants their nostalgia served without fingerprints. Perfect for: London transport obsessives, suburban historians, coach lovers, route-map romantics, and anyone who’s ever felt a small thrill at the words “Limited Stop.” Sold by Crappy Old Books — because sometimes the most satisfying London story is the one where you manage to leave it, smoothly, on time, and in style. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5600/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-green-line-transport-feb-2026.jpg 19.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capital Transport 9781854142900 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5598 Country Buses - Volume One 1933-1949 by Laurie Akehurst At last: a book dedicated to the true silent heroes of British history — not kings, not generals, but the country bus. The rolling village noticeboard. The mobile rumour exchange. The courageous box on wheels that looked at a muddy lane in 1937 and thought, Yes. I will attempt that. Country Buses – Volume One: 1933–1949 (2012) by Laurie Akehurst, published by Capital Transport (ISBN 9781854143556), is pure transport nostalgia with proper scholarly backbone. It’s for anyone who sees an old bus photo and immediately starts asking the important questions: What route was it on? Who operated it? What colour was the fleet livery? And how on earth did it get up that hill with six passengers and a crate of chickens? This volume covers the period when rural Britain ran on timetables, persistence, and the faint hope that the bus would actually come. It’s the era of pre-war practicality, wartime austerity, post-war rebuilding — and through it all, buses just kept turning up, doing the rounds, and quietly stitching communities together one stop at a time. While history thundered overhead, the country bus continued its modest mission: delivering people to markets, stations, work, school, and the occasional life-changing dance in the next village. Akehurst doesn’t treat these vehicles as mere machines. They’re characters. Each operator and route tells a story about local geography, economics, and the odd British obsession with forming committees to decide whether a bus should turn left or right at the pub. You’ll get the operators, the networks, the changes, the liveries, the types — the whole ecosystem of rural transport before “mobility solutions” became a phrase and before everyone was expected to own a car and a sense of direction. And yes, there’s delicious irony here: the country bus — often teased, overlooked, taken for granted — now receives the sort of loving documentation usually reserved for warships and steam locomotives. Which is only fair. Steam engines got romance; country buses got service. They didn’t want glory. They wanted a decent road surface and maybe a new set of tyres. This is a 2012 book looking back at 1933–1949, which means you get modern production quality and research, but all the charm of the period: those boxy silhouettes, the typography, the photographs that make you want to put on a coat and queue politely for a ticket. It’s a book that makes “interwar rural bus operations” sound like a thrilling niche — because it is. Condition: Fine, meaning it’s crisp, clean, and ready to be admired like a freshly polished destination blind. This is the sort of copy that looks almost suspiciously well-behaved for a subject built on muddy lanes and hard work. Ideal for collectors, transport historians, model makers, bus spotters, and anyone who believes Britain makes more sense when viewed through the prism of routes, depots, and timetable compromises. Perfect for: local history lovers, public transport obsessives, nostalgists with a soft spot for rural life, and anyone who has ever felt a small surge of joy at the phrase “Request Stop.” Sold proudly by Crappy Old Books — because some people collect rare first editions, and some people collect the beautifully specific joy of country buses, 1933–1949. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5598/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/country-buses-volume-one-1933-1949-feb-2026.jpg 18.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capital Transport 9781854143556 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5593 The Thurber Carnival by James Thurber If you’ve ever stared into the middle distance while someone explained a “simple” household task, and thought, Yes, this is how it ends—me vs. a hatbox, and the hatbox is winning, then congratulations: you are already living in a James Thurber story. The Thurber Carnival (this 1954 Penguin edition) is a greatest-hits parade of Thurber’s wonderfully skewed view of modern life—where the ordinary is never quite safe, the domestic is a battlefield fought with politeness and panic, and the average man’s inner world is a riot of heroic fantasies tragically interrupted by reality. It’s humour that looks mild until you realise it’s quietly dismantling everything: pride, certainty, masculinity, bureaucracy, marriage, and the idea that anyone truly knows what they’re doing. Thurber is the patron saint of the anxious observer. His characters are often men who are trying very hard to be competent, decisive, and vaguely dignified, while fate (and usually their own brains) conspire to make them look like they’ve been raised by wolves and then dropped into a cocktail party. The jokes are precise, the timing is lethal, and the tone is so dry you could store it in a cupboard with the flour. And then there are the drawings—those instantly recognisable Thurber sketches: wobbly lines, deadpan dogs, women with an air of unshakeable authority, and men who look as if they’ve just been informed they must now pilot a plane despite having only ever driven a bicycle once. They’re not “illustrations” so much as additional punchlines that arrive without warning and finish you off. This is a carnival in the best sense: a busy, gleeful collection of pieces that lets you dip in anywhere and immediately feel the world tilt a few degrees funnier. You’ll find the famous classics (yes, that sort of story), plus plenty of lesser-known gems where Thurber takes the everyday—telephone calls, parties, small talk, errands—and exposes the mild absurdity underneath. He makes you laugh, then makes you think, then makes you laugh again because thinking is also ridiculous. A 1954 Penguin paperback is the perfect vehicle for this: compact, civilised, and from the era when humour came with wit instead of volume. No ISBN, because back then books didn’t need barcodes to be legitimate. They simply turned up, did their job, and left you smiling in public like a person who has just remembered something alarming and funny. Condition: Good, meaning it’s a solid, readable copy with that lovely vintage paperback feel—the sort of book that looks right next to an armchair and a cup of tea, ready to rescue your day with a few pages of controlled chaos. Perfect for: fans of classic American humour, lovers of clever short pieces, anxious overthinkers, domestic survivors, and anyone who suspects that the real drama of human life is not war or politics but attempting to have a normal conversation while your imagination runs a parallel epic. Sold with a knowing grin by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the best self-help book is simply one that reminds you everyone else is also quietly bewildered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5593/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-thurber-carnival-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5592 The Painted Veil by W Somerset Maugham Some novels arrive like a warm hug. The Painted Veil arrives like a beautifully dressed slap. W. Somerset Maugham’s The Painted Veil (this 1952 Penguin edition) is a compact little masterpiece of manners, marriage, and moral consequences—set against a backdrop that is spectacularly uninterested in anyone’s personal drama: early 20th-century China, with cholera in the air and truths in the room. It’s the kind of book where people do something foolish, then spend the next chapters discovering that the universe has a very strict returns policy. At the centre is a marriage built on all the sturdiness of damp cardboard: a young woman who wants more than she has, a husband who has less warmth than a marble sink, and a social world that treats scandal like a hobby. Then, with the efficiency of a man filing paperwork, the husband steers them into a crisis zone—part punishment, part duty, part grim opportunity for everyone to find out what they’re actually made of. Maugham, meanwhile, watches it all with that signature cool gaze: elegant, unsentimental, and faintly amused by human self-deception. He doesn’t do melodrama. He does the slow tightening of the screws, the quiet revelation, the moment when a character realises they have been living in a story they told themselves—and now the story has changed genre. And yes: the title. The Painted Veil—a phrase that sounds romantic until you remember it’s about illusion, appearance, and the convenient little lies people drape over life so they can get through dinner. This is a novel that keeps peeling layers back, calmly, politely, until you’re left with the uncomfortable bits: loneliness, pride, desire, duty, and the small, sharp chance of genuine change. This Penguin edition has that classic mid-century paperback charm: a book designed to be carried, read, reread, and quietly judged by. No ISBN, because 1952 was the era when books didn’t need barcodes—just a good title, a sharp author, and the promise that someone is about to learn something the hard way. Condition: Good, meaning it’s perfectly ready for another round of being opened at random and immediately making you feel slightly more perceptive about human behaviour. It’s a great copy for readers who like their fiction stylish, psychologically pointed, and not remotely interested in comforting you. Perfect for: lovers of classic lit, fans of restrained emotional devastation, anyone who enjoys a story where the scenery is gorgeous and the relationships are… educational. Sold with affectionate menace by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5592/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-painted-veil-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5591 The Russian Revolution by Alan Moorehead If you’ve ever looked at the Russian Revolution and thought, “Surely that was just a straightforward transfer of power involving calm debate and tidy paperwork,” then Alan Moorehead is here with a gentle correction and a sweeping narrative that sounds like history but reads like a thriller where everyone is cold, hungry, armed, and convinced they are the future. The Russian Revolution (1965, Panther) is Moorehead doing what Moorehead does best: turning enormous historical upheaval into a fast-moving, human-scaled story full of personalities, pivots, and terrible momentum. You get the sense of a vast empire wobbling on its legs, the old order trying to look sturdy while it quietly collapses, and a population learning—very quickly—that “change” is rarely delivered in a neat parcel. This is not a textbook that starts with “In conclusion…” and ends with a revision question. This is the Russian Revolution as lived experience: street politics, power vacuums, rumours, shortages, rival factions, and the feeling that every day is a referendum on whether tomorrow will be normal again. (Spoiler: it will not.) Moorehead has a gift for showing how revolutions happen not as single dramatic moments, but as sequences of decisions, accidents, betrayals, misunderstandings, and sudden opportunities. One minute you’re discussing reform; the next minute you’re discussing who controls the railway stations. And the more people insist they’re acting “for the people,” the more the people seem to become a concept rather than a population. There’s delicious irony in the fact that this is a Panther paperback—compact, portable, and designed for the commuter—containing a story in which commuting is the least of anyone’s worries. You can read about empire-wide collapse while sitting somewhere warm, holding a cup of tea, living your best non-revolutionary life. Published in 1965, it also carries that mid-century voice: confident narration, brisk authority, and the sense that history is something you can pace out like a long walk, provided you keep moving and don’t get trampled by events. No ISBN, because this is from the era when paperbacks didn’t need barcodes; they relied on their covers, their titles, and the promise that inside you’d find drama, catastrophe, and the occasional ideological monologue that sounds great until it meets reality. Condition: Good, meaning this copy has survived the kind of political turbulence its subject matter would envy. It’s readable, presentable, and ready to be thumbed through by anyone who enjoys big history in a sharp, narrative style—minus the inconvenience of actually living through it. Perfect for: history fans, revolution-watchers, lovers of narrative nonfiction, and anyone who wants to understand how a society can go from “this is fine” to “this is destiny” in what feels like a weekend. Sold, as ever, by Crappy Old Books—bringing you dramatic upheaval at a safe distance, with no ration queues required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5591/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-russian-revolution-feb-2026.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5590 The Fatal Impact by Alan Moorehead Some books are titled with the subtlety of a velvet whisper. The Fatal Impact is not one of those books. It walks in, drops the mood, and politely suggests you consider how “discovery” often looks very different depending on which side of the beach you’re standing on. Alan Moorehead’s The Fatal Impact (1966, Hamish Hamilton) is a sweeping, brilliantly readable account of Europe’s collision with the Pacific world—those great exploratory voyages that get framed as brave and romantic until you remember that the romance frequently arrived with muskets, measles, missionaries, and a firm belief that other people’s islands were basically unclaimed because they weren’t using them correctly. Moorehead writes like a man who knows history is never just a timeline; it’s a chain reaction. He takes you through the era of Cook and company—sails on the horizon, astonished meetings, misunderstandings that become policy, gifts that become leverage, curiosity that becomes conquest. The “impact” in the title is literal: cultures meeting at speed, with consequences that are not, as it turns out, evenly distributed. What makes this book so gripping is that it’s not an academic trudge. It’s narrative history with real propulsion: personalities, scenes, the strange logic of empire, and the fragile humanity on all sides. You get the exhilaration of the voyages, the beauty of the Pacific, and the slow realisation that the same ships bringing charts and “civilisation” were also carrying the seeds of catastrophe. It’s the sort of history that reads like an adventure story and then quietly reminds you that the adventure has victims. There’s an extra layer of irony in the publication date: 1966, when the mid-century world was still doing a lot of throat-clearing about empire, trying to sound modern while standing ankle-deep in the consequences of the previous century. Moorehead isn’t writing with today’s language, but he is sharply aware that the heroic version of “exploration” is incomplete. This is history with the shine rubbed off—still vivid, still dramatic, but not pretending it was harmless. No ISBN, because the book is old enough to remember when publishing didn’t need a barcode to prove it existed. It simply existed—confidently, weightily, with that proper hardback presence and the faint scent of serious reading. Condition: Good, meaning it’s a sturdy, readable copy that’s ready to deliver its elegant discomfort. Expect the kind of book that looks respectable on the shelf and then absolutely ruins your ability to enjoy a breezy “Age of Discovery” documentary without muttering, “Yes, but also…”. Perfect for: narrative history lovers, empire-and-exploration obsessives, Pacific history dabblers, and anyone who enjoys a book that starts as a voyage and ends as a reckoning. Sold with historical awe, a raised eyebrow, and the usual slightly irreverent honesty by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5590/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fatal-impact-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish Hamilton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5589 Illustrated Road Book of Scotland by Automobile Association Before your phone could shout “In 200 yards, take the exit” with the confidence of someone who’s never seen Scottish weather, there was the Illustrated Road Book of Scotland (1961) by the Automobile Association: a time when navigation required paper, optimism, and a willingness to accept that “roadworks” might simply be a philosophical condition. This is Scotland presented as it wanted to be seen from behind a steering wheel in the early 1960s: purposeful, picturesque, and politely mapped. It’s a road book from the era when the car was glamorous, the open road was a promise, and the AA spoke in that calm, authoritative tone that implies it has personally checked every lay-by and approves of your picnic choices. Expect a delightful blend of the practical and the romantic. You’ll get routes, distances, and guidance that assumes you are capable of reading a map without weeping. You’ll also get illustrations that say: yes, you’re technically travelling, but you’re also having An Experience—one involving lochs, glens, castles, and the occasional stretch of road where sheep are the true local government. And the irony is baked in: this is a “road book” from a time when roads were sometimes more like strong suggestions, signposts could be vague in the extreme, and the concept of “satnav voice” hadn’t yet traumatised marriages. It’s Scotland with fewer dual carriageways, more patience required, and a higher likelihood that your journey will be interrupted by scenery so dramatic you forget what the question was. The illustrations give it that charmingly confident mid-century feel: helpful, tidy, and faintly idealised. As if Scotland is always lit by the exact kind of light that makes everything look heroic, and your car never makes a strange noise near Crianlarich. No ISBN—because 1961 publishing didn’t need barcodes to validate a guidebook. It simply assumed you had a glovebox and a sense of direction. (Or at least a passenger willing to fold maps without starting a diplomatic incident.) Condition: Good, meaning it’s perfectly usable as a piece of nostalgic cartographic theatre. The pages are ready for a gentle flick-through, a daydream of tartan-flavoured road trips, or the deeply satisfying act of tracing a route with your finger like a confident person who’s never missed a turning. Perfect for: Scotland lovers, vintage motoring romantics, AA ephemera collectors, map nerds, and anyone who enjoys the reassuring idea that once upon a time, guidance came in printed form and didn’t demand your location permissions. Sold by Crappy Old Books, because your shelf deserves at least one book that makes you want to pack a thermos, wear a sensible coat, and drive into the mist with mild determination. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5589/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/illustrated-road-book-of-scotland-feb-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Automobile Association no GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5588 The Naturalist on the Amazons by Henry Walter Bates If you’ve ever thought, “I’d like a relaxing read about the Amazon,” let The Naturalist on the Amazons gently correct you. This is the kind of book where “going for a walk” can involve mosquitoes with opinions, rivers the size of small countries, insects that look like they were designed by a surrealist, and the constant sense that nature is both magnificent and entirely prepared to eat you. Henry Walter Bates did not pop down to the Amazon for a long weekend. He spent years there in the mid-19th century, collecting, observing, enduring, and occasionally marvelling that his body was still technically his. He’s one of the great Victorian naturalist-adventurers: patient, precise, and possessed of that calm scientific temperament that allows a man to describe a horrifying-looking beetle with the same measured tone you’d use for a teacup. This Everyman’s Library edition (1930) is the perfect form for Bates: sturdy, civilised, and faintly ironic in the way it presents a world of swamps, fever, and astonishing biodiversity in a neat little hardback you can read indoors while remaining blissfully unbitten. The Amazon is doing its theatrical thing—monkeys, butterflies, orchids, huge skies, endless water—while you sit there with a cup of tea, smug in your climate-controlled safety. What makes Bates such good company is that he’s not just listing species like a taxonomic spreadsheet with legs. He’s telling you what it felt like: the logistics, the people, the river towns, the daily grind of travel, the joy of discovery, the fatigue, the wonder. This is field science before it had branded fleeces and grant applications. It’s the raw, muddy, mosquito-sung reality of learning how life works by going to where life is loudest. And if you’ve heard of Batesian mimicry—that evolutionary trick where harmless species imitate dangerous ones—yes, this is that Bates. So you’re holding a book by a man whose name became a concept, which is frankly an excellent career outcome for someone who spent years chasing butterflies in conditions that would make most of us negotiate for a quiet lie-down. Expect pages full of: lush descriptions of the river and rainforest vivid encounters with wildlife (and the occasional “please don’t touch that” moment) small human dramas of travel and survival and the steady Victorian confidence that if you simply write everything down carefully enough, the entire natural world will eventually explain itself Condition: Good, meaning this copy has survived rather better than Bates’s trousers probably did. It’s readable, presentable, and full of that old-book charm—slightly seasoned by time, like a well-used compass or a field notebook that’s seen some weather. No ISBN, because this predates the era when books had barcodes and identity crises. Instead, it has that lovely old-world authority: a classic text, in a classic series, describing one of the most overwhelming places on Earth with admirable understatement. Perfect for: armchair explorers, nature nerds, Victorian nonfiction lovers, Darwin-adjacent dabblers, and anyone who enjoys travel writing where the travel involves a non-zero chance of being carried off by the environment. Sold, as ever, by Crappy Old Books—bringing the Amazon to your shelf with minimal risk and maximal mosquitoes-per-page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5588/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-naturalist-on-the-amazons-feb-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5587 It Happened in Palestine by Leslie Weatherhead Some books arrive with a thud of history. This one arrives with a sand-coloured postcard vibe, a wartime publication date (1942), and the confident promise that if you squint just right, the modern world can be understood via a few well-chosen scenes in very old places. It Happened in Palestine by Leslie Weatherhead (Hodder and Stoughton) is part travelogue, part devotional reflection, part “let me tell you what it feels like to stand where the stories happened.” Weatherhead was a famously popular preacher and writer, and he had a gift for making big religious ideas feel immediate—less “marble monument” and more “walking shoes, dust, sunlight, and human decisions.” So what do you get? You get Palestine presented as a landscape that refuses to stay quiet. Hills that have heard too much. Roads that have carried too many hopes. Towns whose names ring like bells even if you’ve never been. Weatherhead moves through familiar biblical scenes with the air of someone trying to reconnect the story to the earth beneath it: not just scripture as text, but scripture as place—with texture, distance, and weather. And because it’s 1942, it also carries that extra layer of poignancy: a world at war reading about an ancient land of conflict, faith, and longing. It’s not a modern political analysis (it predates a lot of the post-war framework people now assume), but it is a window into how a mid-century British writer framed sacred geography for ordinary readers—warm, earnest, and occasionally so certain it could probably iron a shirt by proximity alone. The irony, of course, is that the title is almost comically understated. It happened in Palestine… yes: prophets, kings, empires, faiths, arguments, miracles, betrayals, and the sort of human behaviour that keeps historians and theologians employed. “It happened” is doing heroic work here. There’s no ISBN, because in 1942 publishing was busy with other matters, like paper rationing and not getting bombed. Instead, you get a proper vintage book: sensible typography, a whiff of the era, and that quiet old-library feel even when it’s not actually ex-library. Condition: Good, meaning it’s a solid, readable copy—lived-in but still very much on speaking terms with its spine. Ideal for readers who like old devotional writing, historical atmosphere, or simply the experience of stepping into a mid-20th-century voice describing a landscape that has been described a million times and still manages to feel freshly charged. Perfect for: curious minds, armchair travellers, history-and-faith dabblers, and anyone who enjoys books that sound like they were written with a fountain pen and a strong conviction that place matters. Sold with gentle reverence, a raised eyebrow at the title, and the usual Crappy Old Books charm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5587/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/it-happened-in-palestine-feb-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5585 Prehistoric England by Grahame Clark Welcome to Prehistoric England, the place where the weather is terrible, the housing market is mostly “cave,” and your retirement plan is “don’t get eaten.” In Grahame Clark’s Prehistoric England (1962, Batsford), you get a brisk, scholarly guided tour through the island’s deep past—back when “England” was less a nation and more a damp suggestion hovering somewhere between glaciers and ambition. Clark was one of the big names in British archaeology, and he writes with that reassuring mid-century authority that says: Yes, we can reconstruct your entire vanished world from a flint flake and a suspicious stain in the soil. This book is essentially a time machine powered by pottery sherds, pollen analysis, and the patient realisation that humans have always been the same: inventive, hungry, and prone to building things that future people will dig up and argue about. Inside you’ll find the long arc from early hunter-gatherers to farmers, from “we follow the herds” to “we invented fences and now everyone’s cross.” You’ll see how tools evolve, how settlements appear, how rituals creep in, and how the landscape changes under human hands—long before anyone thought to name a bypass after a saint. It’s also gloriously, quietly ironic in the way archaeology often is. Entire lifetimes—love, labour, feuds, celebrations—reduced to a few objects and some expert interpretation. Someone made a beautiful axe head, carefully shaped and treasured… and now it’s in a diagram with a caption like “Type IVb.” Romance is fleeting. Typology is forever. Published in 1962, this has that lovely vintage archaeology feel: the diagrams are earnest, the prose is clear, and the confidence is charmingly unbothered by the fact that new discoveries will inevitably show up later and say, “Actually…”. Think of it as a snapshot of how prehistoric Britain was understood in the early 60s—when radiocarbon dating was still relatively young, and the past was being reassembled with fresh excitement and slightly less hedging. Condition: Good, meaning it’s a solid, readable copy that has survived the centuries better than most Neolithic huts. The binding is doing its job, the pages are ready for your caffeinated wonder, and it’s the ideal companion for anyone who’s ever stared at a grassy field and thought, I bet there’s something interesting under there. No ISBN—because this book predates the era when everything needed a barcode to prove it existed. Instead, it has something far more ancient: authority, curiosity, and the promise that England has been muddling through for a very long time. Perfect for: archaeology fans, history grazers, museum-shop browsers, and anyone who enjoys the comforting thought that modern life is just the latest layer in a very deep, very muddy story. Sold with affection and a trowel-full of awe by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5585/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prehistoric-england-feb-2026.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Batsford no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5584 An Essay on the History of Civil Society 1767 by Adam Ferguson Behold: a book from 1767 that has travelled through time, been politely reissued in 1978, and now turns up in your life like a powdered-wigged friend who insists the downfall of civilisation began the moment someone stopped taking virtue seriously. Adam Ferguson’s An Essay on the History of Civil Society is one of those Enlightenment classics that sounds like it should come with a quill, a decanter, and a stern look. It’s not a history of “civil society” in the modern “local charities and neighbourhood forums” sense. It’s a grand, sweeping meditation on how humans go from roaming about in tribes and arguing over sheep to building states, armies, commerce, manners, cities, and—inevitably—problems. Ferguson is fascinated by the idea that civilisation is both our finest invention and our favourite way to get into trouble. Society makes us clever and comfortable, then quietly encourages us to outsource courage, virtue, and basic competence to “systems,” “specialists,” and “somebody else.” You can practically hear him saying, in 18th-century Scottish philosopher: Congratulations on your progress. Now here’s the bill. There’s plenty here to chew on if you like big themes: how communities form, fracture, and reform why “progress” isn’t always a moral upgrade what happens when commerce gets too smug how nations rise with heroic energy and then sink into soft-handed complacency and why humans, even at their most refined, remain suspiciously capable of making a mess of everything And the best part: it reads like a mind at full tilt, trying to map the human condition using nothing but observation, classical references, and the unwavering confidence of an era that thought it could explain the entire world before tea. This Edinburgh University Press edition (ISBN 0852243561) gives you Ferguson in a tidy, respectable 1970s academic wrapper—meaning you can enjoy your 1767 warnings about moral decline without having to pretend you own an estate. Condition: Good, which is perfect for a book whose whole argument is basically “we can improve, but please don’t get too comfortable about it.” Expect a solid, readable copy with the sort of quiet seriousness that looks excellent on a shelf and even better open on a desk while you mutter, “He’s got a point,” about modern life. Ideal for: historians, political theory dabblers, sociology types, and anyone who suspects that civilisation is just humanity wearing its best clothes while still occasionally tripping over its own feet—philosophically, economically, and socially. Sold, as ever, with mild alarm and affectionate respect by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5584/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-essay-on-the-history-of-civil-society-1767-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edinburgh University Press 9780852243565 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5583 Australian Summer - The Test Matches of 1936-7 by Neville Cardus Ah, cricket. That noble game in which empires were maintained, reputations dismantled, and grown men in flannels contemplated eternity between overs. Australian Summer – The Test Matches of 1936–7 (1949) by Neville Cardus, published by Rupert Hart-Davis, is not merely a book about cricket. It is a book about weather, destiny, bruised pride, redemption arcs worthy of Shakespeare, and the peculiar sound leather makes when it rearranges a nation’s confidence. Cardus, patron saint of poetic scorecards, was incapable of writing “Bradman made runs” when he could instead describe a batsman “unfurling strokes like a silk banner against the tyranny of the sun.” This was the infamous Ashes series in which England, having been thoroughly and repeatedly rearranged by Australia, somehow staged a comeback so improbable it still feels slightly illegal. The 1936–7 Tests were less a sporting contest and more a five-act drama with heatstroke. And what heat. Australian heat. The sort of heat that melts resolve, starch, and occasionally field placements. Cardus does not so much report it as bask in it. You can practically hear the cicadas between paragraphs. You can feel the perspiration collecting under the stiff Edwardian collar of the prose. Published in 1949, this edition carries the faint perfume of post-war Britain rediscovering both nostalgia and narrative flourish. It’s cricket remembered as myth, written by a man who believed that sport deserved adjectives normally reserved for opera and doomed love affairs. Cardus did not cover cricket; he serenaded it. Inside, you will find Wally Hammond brooding nobly, Don Bradman looming statistically and spiritually, and bowlers described as if they were minor Greek deities with excellent wrist positions. There are no spreadsheets. No wagon wheels. No pitch maps. Just sentences that curl and swing like a late inswinger at dusk. Condition: Good, which in the noble dialect of Crappy Old Books means it has been gently thumbed by hands that possibly paused to sigh over a cover drive. The pages are intact, the binding respectable, and the atmosphere unmistakably mid-century. It has survived several Ashes cycles and at least one era of cricket commentary that thought shouting was analysis. There is no ISBN, because in 1949 books did not require barcodes to justify their existence. They required style. This one has it in abundance. If you love cricket, literature, or the idea that a sporting series can be rendered in prose so lush it practically requires mowing, this is your summer read — even if it’s raining outside and the covers are on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5583/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/australian-summer-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rupert Hart-Davis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5582 The Battle of Gettysburg by Frank A Haskell There are history books, and then there are history books that arrive wearing boots, carrying dispatches, and prepared to explain in stern Victorian prose exactly why everything went wrong (and occasionally right) on a sweltering Pennsylvania hillside. The Battle of Gettysburg (1959 edition) by Frank A. Haskell is very much the latter. Haskell wasn’t some distant commentator squinting at maps decades later. He was there. Which means this is not Gettysburg as tidy textbook summary, but Gettysburg as lived experience: confusion, cannon smoke, shouted orders, dust, heat, bravery, terror, and the strange administrative miracle of trying to keep an army functioning while everything around it appears to be exploding. If you’ve ever wanted your Civil War history served with immediacy rather than hindsight, this is your book. Gettysburg, of course, is the battle that has achieved almost mythic status. Three days. Vast armies. Rolling fields. Decisions that would echo long after the smoke cleared. Haskell’s account cuts through the myth and shows the mechanics — the movements, the missteps, the sheer physicality of men and materiel clashing across ridges and orchards. It’s the sort of narrative that reminds you battles aren’t neat arrows on a map. They are noise, delay, uncertainty, and the occasional moment of astonishing resolve. What makes this edition particularly charming is its mid-century British publishing polish. Eyre and Spottiswoode had a knack for giving serious subjects a quietly dignified presentation. This isn’t a glossy coffee-table spectacle. It’s a proper, sit-down-and-concentrate volume, the kind you read with a pencil nearby because you’ll want to trace positions and mutter, “Ah, that explains it.” And yet, there’s an odd comfort to reading about history at this scale. You sit safely decades removed, tea in hand, while Haskell calmly recounts events that were anything but calm. The distance creates perspective. The prose creates atmosphere. And somewhere between the two, you begin to understand why Gettysburg still looms so large in the collective imagination. Condition: Good — which feels right for a book about a battle. It shouldn’t look fragile. It should look like it has been read, considered, perhaps argued over. The pages are ready for another campaign through 1863, minus the cannon fire. Available from Crappy Old Books, because we believe great history deserves another tour of duty. If you’re going to revisit Gettysburg, you may as well do it with someone who was there — and who can explain it with clarity, gravity, and just enough human detail to make the past feel uncomfortably present. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5582/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-battle-of-gettysburg-feb-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eyre and Spottiswoode no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5581 Meet My Maker The Mad Molecule by JP Donleavy Some books want to be understood. Meet My Maker / The Mad Molecule (1975 Penguin edition) by J.P. Donleavy would prefer you to loosen your tie, lower your expectations of orderly reality, and come along for a brisk, sideways stroll through the sort of literary landscape where logic is optional and charm arrives slightly dishevelled, asking if you’ve got a spare drink and a tolerance for mischief. Donleavy is the patron saint of elegant chaos: a writer who can make a sentence sound like it’s wearing a dinner jacket while simultaneously falling down the stairs. If you’ve ever wanted prose that behaves like a witty rogue at a party — dazzling, unreliable, and likely to leave with your coat — this is your man. And this particular double-whammy of titles, Meet My Maker and The Mad Molecule, sounds like the sort of pairing you’d get if you asked a publisher for “existential dread” but also requested it be delivered with a wink and a raised eyebrow. What are these stories? They’re Donleavy stories, which means they’re less about neat plots and more about voice, momentum, odd encounters, and the constant sensation that the narrator is improvising his life in real time. Expect sharp humour, sudden melancholy, and that distinctive Donleavy tone where comedy and despair sit on the same barstool pretending not to know each other. There’s a heady mix of invention and confession, the kind of writing that can turn a trivial moment into something strangely poignant, then immediately undercut it with a line so cheeky you’ll hear yourself snort-laugh and feel mildly ashamed. The “mad molecule” of the title feels like a warning and a promise. This is literature with fizz in it — restless energy, jittery imagination, and the sense that human beings are basically complicated chemical reactions in hats. Donleavy has always been brilliant at skewering pretension while also quietly admitting he’s not immune to it. He’s an equal-opportunities troublemaker: he’ll poke at society, at class, at romance, at ego, at ambition — and then he’ll poke at his own narrator for thinking any of it can be tidied up. The Penguin paperback format is perfect for this kind of thing: a proper, pocketable dose of literary unruliness, the sort of book that makes you feel faintly more interesting just by being near it. It’s from an era when you could buy a slim paperback, get your mind slightly rearranged, and still have change for a sandwich. Condition: Good — exactly right. A Donleavy book shouldn’t feel untouched. It should look like it’s been carried around, read in cafés, possibly waved about during an argument, and occasionally reopened just to re-read a line that was either hilariously rude or uncomfortably true (or both). Sold by Crappy Old Books, because we believe everyone deserves a bit of refined anarchy on their shelves. If you want a book that behaves itself, buy a manual. If you want something clever, strange, funny, and faintly feral in a well-tailored suit, Meet My Maker / The Mad Molecule is ready to cause just the right amount of trouble. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5581/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/meet-thy-maker-the-mad-molecule-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140027198 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5580 A Burnt-Out Case by Graham Greene Some novels offer you a comforting escape. A Burnt-Out Case (1970 Penguin edition) by Graham Greene offers you something far more useful: an escape that doesn’t work, a man who’s run out of belief in his own life, and a setting that refuses to provide easy redemption on schedule. It’s like going on retreat only to discover your thoughts have followed you there, packed neatly in your suitcase. Greene’s protagonist is the classic Greene figure: talented, haunted, exhausted, and quietly allergic to the sort of hope that comes in inspirational poster form. He retreats to a leper colony in the Congo — which sounds dramatic (and it is), but Greene is not here for melodrama. He’s here for the slow, unsettling question: what happens when someone becomes emotionally “burnt out,” when the things that used to matter no longer spark, and when even the idea of purpose feels like someone else’s hobby? If you like your fiction clear-eyed, morally complicated, and quietly devastating, this is your book. Greene writes with that deceptively simple elegance that makes everything feel calm even as it tightens the screw. Faith and doubt, charity and ego, compassion and fatigue, the need to be left alone and the impossibility of ever being truly left alone — it’s all here, wrapped in a story that never lectures but constantly prods. Greene is basically the novelist equivalent of a polite person asking a question that ruins your evening. And then there’s the irony: the leper colony, a place of physical suffering and practical courage, becomes a mirror for a man suffering a different kind of collapse — spiritual, emotional, existential. Greene doesn’t romanticise it. He doesn’t turn it into a backdrop for a heroic transformation montage. He shows you people doing real work, facing reality, and a visitor who cannot simply “reset” himself by changing scenery. Because the great, inconvenient truth is: you can’t outrun yourself. Not even to the Congo. This 1970 Penguin edition has that classic, no-nonsense paperback charm: the kind of book that once lived in coat pockets, beside bus tickets and half-remembered resolutions. It’s literature that assumes the reader can handle discomfort without being spoon-fed relief. Condition: Good — which feels entirely fitting. A Greene novel shouldn’t be pristine. It should look like it’s been read with intent, perhaps on a rainy afternoon when someone was feeling a little too modern and a little too tired. This copy is ready for its next reader — someone who wants brilliance, bleak humour, and the strange comfort of seeing burnout described with uncanny accuracy decades before it became a workplace buzzword. Sold by Crappy Old Books, because we believe in books that don’t just entertain. They diagnose. Quietly. Elegantly. And then they sit there afterwards, like a thoughtful friend, making you stare into the distance and rethink your entire personality. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5580/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-burnt-out-case-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140018943 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5577 London and Its Buses Then and Now by Ian Cowley If you’ve ever stood at a bus stop and thought, “This is all fine, but I’d like to compare this exact scene to how it looked decades ago, preferably while feeling faintly superior about the past,” then London and Its Buses Then and Now (1994) by Ian Cowley is basically your carefully validated personality trait in book form. This is the irresistible “then-and-now” formula applied to one of London’s greatest constants: the bus. Because while buildings rise and fall, streets get widened, landmarks get wrapped in scaffolding for ten years straight, and entire neighbourhoods reinvent themselves as “vibrant quarters,” the bus just keeps turning up, sighing at the kerb, and carrying on. Cowley’s book lets you watch that stubborn continuity play out across time — paired images and comparisons that show what London looked like, what changed, and what somehow refused to budge. The joy here isn’t only the vehicles (though yes, they’re excellent). It’s the setting. London is a famously restless city, forever renovating itself, and this book captures the strange emotional punch of seeing a familiar place as it used to be: a junction before the tower block, a street before the glass frontage, a stop before the “temporary diversion” that becomes permanent. Add buses to the mix and you get something even better — the sense of everyday life preserved in motion. Not grand history with trumpets, but ordinary Londoners going somewhere, doing things, being late, being damp, being London. And of course, this is Ian Allan, which means the bus content is not merely decorative. The photos aren’t just “look, a bus!” but “look, a bus, in context, doing what it did, wearing the livery of its time, with the sort of detail that makes transport enthusiasts quietly beam.” Even if you’re not the kind of person who knows models and fleet numbers, you’ll still feel the pull. It’s hard not to. There’s something deeply satisfying about watching the evolution — the shapes, the signage, the city itself — like a slow documentary you can hold in your hands. This book is also a gentle reminder that nostalgia is sneaky. You might start flipping through out of mild curiosity and end up thinking things like, “They don’t make street corners like that anymore,” or “That shopfront had more character,” or “I bet that bus was warmer in winter.” (It wasn’t. But nostalgia doesn’t care.) Condition: Good — perfect for a book that’s meant to be dipped into, shown to friends, used as a conversation starter, and revisited when you want ten minutes of effortless time travel without leaving the sofa. It’s sturdy, browseable, and ready for another round of “Oh wow, look at that” followed by an unnecessary deep sigh about modern life. Sold by Crappy Old Books, because we know the truth: you don’t have to be a transport obsessive to love this. You just have to be the kind of person who enjoys watching London change — and secretly likes the idea that, through it all, a bus was still there, patiently waiting at the stop like it always has. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5577/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-buses-then-and-now-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allan 9780711022638 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5576 London Buses in Colour - 1960s by Kevin McCormack Before London became a place where everyone walks quickly while staring into a glowing rectangle, it was a city where people stared thoughtfully out of bus windows instead — smoking optional, elbows on the sill, the world drifting by in a palette of concrete, shopfronts, and famously determined British weather. London Buses in Colour – 1960s (2000) by Kevin McCormack is your ticket back to that era, when London was modernising at speed and the buses were right there in the thick of it, gamely hauling the city into the future one stop at a time. This is the 1960s in proper colour — not a hazy “Swinging London” montage with stylish people dancing in Carnaby Street (though you may spot hints of that). This is the everyday, glorious, working London: routes, depots, turning circles, junctions, and streetscapes where the buses are the constant — big, purposeful shapes moving through a city that can’t quite decide whether it’s post-war, ultra-modern, or simply hungry for a cup of tea and a sit down. McCormack’s photos do that brilliant thing transport books do: they accidentally document everything else. Yes, you’re here for the buses — the models, the liveries, the fleet details, the sheer reassuring bus-ness of it all. But you also get the backgrounds: period adverts, shop signage, street furniture, cars that look like they’ve escaped from a museum, and London corners that have since been redeveloped into something shinier and, arguably, slightly less charming. It’s time travel with a destination board. And the buses themselves? Majestic. Practical. Slightly stern. They have that London Transport confidence: “We have a job to do and we will do it, even if it rains sideways.” There’s something deeply comforting about seeing those familiar forms in an earlier chapter of their evolution — the design choices, the tiny differences, the sense of a system in motion. This isn’t just nostalgia; it’s a moving archive of how the city actually worked. Published by Ian Allan (the high church of transport enthusiasm), this book doesn’t require you to already know your Routemasters from your RTs to enjoy it — but it will quietly tempt you into caring. One minute you’re simply admiring a beautifully composed street scene, the next you’re thinking, “Wait… that front looks different,” and suddenly you’re the kind of person who says “livery” with confidence. Condition: Good — which is exactly right. A book like this shouldn’t feel untouched. It should feel like it’s been appreciated, flipped through, and used as a reliable portal to another London. It’s ready for another reader, another round of page-turning, and another evening spent happily getting lost in photographs of a city where a bus was not just transport — it was part of the landscape. Sold by Crappy Old Books, because we firmly believe history isn’t only found in museums. Sometimes it’s in a colour photograph of a double-decker at a junction that no longer looks like that, doing a route number that makes you feel strangely sentimental… even if you were never there in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5576/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-buses-in-colour-1960s-feb-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allan 9780711027220 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5573 London Buses in Colour - 1970s by Kevin McCormack If you think the 1970s were sepia, slightly blurry, and faintly apologetic, London Buses in Colour – 1970s (1999) by Kevin McCormack is here to correct you in glorious, unapologetic pigment. This is a book that looks you straight in the eye and says: yes, the decade was complicated, but the buses were magnificent. Because whatever else the 1970s brought — power cuts, flares, and a national mood best described as “making do, but with determination” — London’s buses kept rumbling on. Not quietly, not modestly. They trundled, roared, hissed, and clattered through the capital like big red declarations of civic stubbornness, hauling commuters, schoolkids, tourists, and the occasional person who had no idea where they were going but felt the bus would at least take them somewhere. McCormack’s book is basically transport nostalgia with the volume turned up. It’s not just “here is a bus.” It’s “here is a bus, in colour, in its natural habitat, surrounded by street furniture, signage, buildings, and haircuts that practically deserve their own conservation status.” The real joy isn’t only the vehicles (though they’re the stars). It’s the accidental time travel: the backgrounds, the adverts, the shopfronts, the street scenes — all those tiny details that make you go, “Oh wow, London used to look like that.” And the buses themselves? Oh, they are peak London. Icons on wheels. Big, practical, slightly grumpy-looking machines that somehow manage to be both workaday and romantic. There’s a particular joy in seeing routes and liveries, the variations and oddities, the sense of a living system constantly changing while still remaining reassuringly familiar: red, boxy, and full of people trying not to make eye contact. Published by Ian Allan — a name that will make any transport enthusiast sit up straighter — this is the sort of book that can be enjoyed in two equally valid ways: casually, by flipping through the photos and thinking, “That’s lovely,” or intensely, by muttering things like “Ah, yes, that’s a proper one,” while learning route numbers and identifying models with the quiet satisfaction of someone who knows. Condition: Good — which is perfect. This isn’t a fragile art book that demands white gloves and reverent silence. It’s a proper browseable, sofa-friendly slice of London history, ready to be dipped into whenever you fancy a hit of old-school city atmosphere and mechanical charm. Sold by Crappy Old Books, because we respect the great truths of life: London changes, fashion cycles, politics implodes, but a red bus in the rain will always look like London being London. And frankly, if you’re going to time travel, you might as well do it in colour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5573/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-buses-in-colour-1970s-feb-2026.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allan 9780711027015 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5572 Coffins Ghost by Gwendoline Butler If ever a title promised polite English dread with a side of administrative paperwork, it’s Coffin’s Ghost (1999) by Gwendoline Butler. Yes, that Coffin — John Coffin, the Scotland Yard commander whose name alone sounds like he was destined to spend his career hovering near unfortunate endings. When your detective is literally called Coffin, subtlety packs its bags and leaves the building. Butler, long-time chronicler of crime with a distinctly civilised bite, knows exactly what she’s doing. This is not blood-splattered melodrama flung about like a cheap thriller. This is clever, composed, faintly sardonic British crime fiction — the sort where motives simmer, reputations matter, and someone’s polite smile may conceal a very unpolite secret. There is atmosphere. There is suspicion. There is that delicious sense that even in the late 20th century, England remains a place where past sins refuse to stay politely buried. And then there’s the “ghost.” Is it literal? Psychological? Metaphorical? Or simply the lingering presence of unfinished business rattling around the corridors of respectability? Butler plays the long game. She understands that the most unsettling hauntings aren’t necessarily chains-and-candles affairs; they’re the ones that whisper in boardrooms and drawing rooms, tapping at conscience and memory. The past is rarely dead — particularly when Commander Coffin is involved. Published by Harper Collins in 1999, this is crime writing from that comfortable cusp before everyone had a mobile phone surgically attached to their hand. Investigations still involve legwork, conversation, intuition — and the occasional withering glance. It’s the kind of novel that reminds you murder mysteries can be intelligent without shouting about it. Condition: Good — which feels appropriate. A crime novel in perfect condition is faintly suspicious. This one has lived a little, perhaps been read under a bedside lamp on a damp evening while someone muttered, “I knew it.” The spine has done its duty. The pages are ready to implicate a new reader. Available from Crappy Old Books, because we believe a good detective story — especially one involving a man called Coffin — deserves to be rescued, reopened, and allowed to haunt once more. Just don’t blame us if you start eyeing the shadows in your hallway with professional interest. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5572/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/coffins-ghost-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780006513612 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5571 Saga of the Niger by Richard Owen If you’ve ever looked at a map of West Africa, traced the graceful curve of the Niger with a finger, and thought, “Yes, but what I really need is a 1961 Travel Book Club gentleman to narrate this for me,” then Saga of the Niger by Richard Owen is here to validate your very specific hobby. This is travel writing from the era when the word “saga” did a lot of heavy lifting. Not just a trip, not merely a journey, but a proper Saga — the sort of capital-S expedition that suggests moustaches, notebooks, long hot afternoons, and occasional logistical chaos delivered in tidy paragraphs. The Niger, naturally, does not behave like a polite English river with a well-signposted towpath and a convenient pub every mile. It sprawls, loops, vanishes into inland deltas, turns up again, and generally refuses to do what you’d expect. Which is exactly why it’s perfect travel-book material: a river with plot twists. Owen’s book has that wonderful mid-century confidence: the world is vast, complicated, and best approached with curiosity, stamina, and a willingness to describe landscapes in lovingly precise detail. Expect big skies, river traffic, towns that feel like crossroads of history, and the sense that every bend in the waterway carries another layer of commerce, culture, and memory. It’s the kind of writing that makes you realise rivers aren’t just geography — they’re living arteries, hauling stories along with the cargo. And because it’s a Travel Book Club edition, there’s also that faintly glamorous domestic implication: someone once received this through the post, perhaps as part of a bright-eyed self-improvement scheme, and placed it on a shelf as proof that they were the sort of person who could casually say, “I’ve been reading about the Niger,” while never leaving Surrey. That’s the magic of these books: they’re passports that don’t require injections or a heatwave. There’s also the pleasure of reading older travel writing simply for the atmosphere — the cadence, the observational style, the way the author will pause to describe a market or a stretch of water as if it’s a serious event worthy of calm attention. It’s a reminder that “slow” travel used to be the default, not a lifestyle choice announced on Instagram. Condition: Good — which is exactly what you want. Not pristine, not precious, just ready to be opened and used, like a proper travel book should be. No ISBN, because this is from the age when books didn’t need barcodes and identity numbers to feel important. They simply turned up, quietly confident, and got on with it. Buy it from Crappy Old Books and let the Niger do what it does best: flow through landscapes, histories, and your imagination — while you sit somewhere comfortable and dramatically turn pages as if you’re about to encounter danger at the next river bend. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5571/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/saga-of-the-niger-feb-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5569 Richelieu and His Age - Assertion of Power and Cold War by Carl J Burckhardt Richelieu and His Age – Assertion of Power and Cold War (1970) by Carl J. Burckhardt George Allen & Unwin | ISBN: 0049220241 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books). Ex-library book. There are politicians. There are statesmen. And then there is Cardinal Richelieu — the man who managed to combine ecclesiastical robes with unapologetic realpolitik, red hat with cold calculation, and devotion with diplomacy sharp enough to redraw Europe. Carl J. Burckhardt’s Richelieu and His Age – Assertion of Power and Cold War is your invitation into seventeenth-century power politics, delivered with the grave elegance of a historian who understands that nothing about high office has ever been simple. The subtitle alone is deliciously modern. “Cold War” in the 1600s? Absolutely. Burckhardt draws the lines between Richelieu’s world and the twentieth century with steady, deliberate strokes. Alliances, proxy struggles, ideological posturing, continental chess played over decades — it turns out Europe was practising strategic brinkmanship long before anyone invented nuclear deterrence. Richelieu did not need missiles; he had diplomacy, intelligence networks, and a deeply held belief that France should not be anyone else’s side project. This is not a breezy “colourful court anecdotes” biography. It’s a study in statecraft: the consolidation of royal authority, the taming of aristocratic independence, the shaping of foreign policy with a ruthlessness that still feels bracing. Burckhardt presents Richelieu not as a pantomime villain or moustache-twirling schemer, but as something more unsettling — a serious mind operating within brutal constraints, determined to assert France’s position in a Europe permanently on the verge of implosion. And what a Europe it was: Habsburg ambitions, Protestant–Catholic tensions, dynastic rivalries, and the ever-present risk that a diplomatic misstep might turn into open war. The idea that the early modern period was somehow naïve compared to modern geopolitics quietly evaporates as you read. Richelieu’s world may lack satellites, but it does not lack calculation. Burckhardt’s prose carries that mid-twentieth-century gravitas — measured, thoughtful, occasionally austere — the kind of historical writing that assumes you are capable of serious attention and rewards you accordingly. It’s a book for readers who like their history with structure and strategy, not just spectacle. This copy is Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books, and is an ex-library book — meaning it bears the respectable signs of a previous institutional life. Expect stamps, perhaps a discreet label or pocket residue: the quiet badges of a volume once deemed important enough for public lending. Structurally sound, entirely readable, and imbued with that faint aura of scholarly approval that only library copies acquire. Perfect for: readers who enjoy power politics without modern spin students of diplomacy and statecraft lovers of European history beyond the costume-drama surface anyone who suspects that “cold war” is less an era than a habit Open it and step into a Europe balanced on strategy and suspicion — where a cardinal in scarlet quietly shaped the fate of nations, and where power, once asserted, rarely goes back into its box. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5569/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/richelieu-and-his-age-feb-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin 9780049220249 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5566 The Victorian Imagination by William E Buckler The Victorian Imagination (1980) by William E. Buckler New York University Press | ISBN: 0814710336 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) The Victorians are often remembered as a people who feared table legs, adored moral improvement, and considered a good fainting couch an essential item of household safety equipment. And yet — inconveniently for the stereotype — they also produced an astonishing amount of intellectual fireworks: novels bursting with social rage, poetry soaked in doubt, scientific revolutions, religious crises, industrial upheaval, and enough restless ambition to power a small empire (which, naturally, they did). William E. Buckler’s The Victorian Imagination is a guided tour through that densely furnished mental world — the era’s ideas, anxieties, contradictions and creative energy — delivered with the kind of seriousness that makes you sit up straight and feel faintly judged by the ghosts of nineteenth-century essayists. This isn’t a “fun facts about Dickens” romp. It’s a book that looks the Victorian age in the eye and says: right, what was going on in there? Buckler is interested in imagination not as a fluffy artistic extra, but as the engine of Victorian culture — the way the period thought, argued, justified itself, and wrestled with modernity arriving like a steam train through the drawing-room wall. The Victorians didn’t just build railways; they built belief systems, aesthetic movements, moral frameworks, and private torments. They were obsessed with progress and haunted by loss. They preached certainty and wrote pages of doubt. They invented the modern world and then worried it might be a terrible idea. This is the kind of book that makes you appreciate how the Victorian mind could hold so many opposing forces at once: faith and scepticism, sentiment and brutality, earnest reform and imperial confidence, the domestic and the global, the spiritual and the mechanical. If you like your literary criticism with big themes and a sense of cultural atmosphere — rather than microscopic arguments over comma placement — this is the sort of work that pulls you into a whole era and lets you feel its pressure. There’s irony too, of course. We like to imagine we’re far more relaxed than the Victorians. We like to picture ourselves as free of their moral anxieties and public performances. And then you read a book like this and realise we’ve merely swapped corsets for notifications and replaced the sermon with the feed. The Victorian imagination never really went away; it just modernised the branding. This copy is Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books — a solid, respectable academic hardback/volume (depending on binding) with the honest signs of having been read by someone who probably owned a pencil and had opinions about “the nineteenth century.” It’s ready for its next thoughtful reader, whether you’re studying, collecting, or simply curious about why the Victorians remain weirdly present in everything from our novels to our politics. Perfect for: literature lovers who enjoy the idea-world behind the books students of culture, history, and intellectual life anyone fascinated by the origins of modern anxieties readers who suspect the nineteenth century was never as simple as the costume dramas make it look Open it and step into a century of gaslight brilliance and shadow — where imagination wasn’t escapism, but the tool Victorians used to survive their own “modern world.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5566/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-victorian-imagination-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New York University Press 9780814710333 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5565 The Rise of the Novel by Ian Watt Here it is: The Rise of the Novel (1963) by Ian Watt, Peregrine Books — the book that politely, firmly, and with a terrifying amount of calm logic explains why you are reading novels in the first place, and why you can’t stop. This is not a novel. It is, in a way, a post-mortem on the invention of the modern reader: that strange creature who willingly sits down to consume hundreds of pages about someone else’s problems, then calls it “relaxing.” Ian Watt takes you back to the moment literature stopped being mostly heroes, allegories, and epic thunder, and began being… people. Specific people. Awkward people. People who worry about money and virtue and furniture, and then write long letters about it. Watt’s central cast is wonderfully unglamorous: Defoe, Richardson, Fielding — the founding fathers of the English novel, each of whom helped drag storytelling away from myth and into the world of receipts, moral anxiety, and the chilling realisation that your choices have consequences. Here is the birth of “realism,” which is basically literature saying: what if we wrote about ordinary life, but made it feel important? A dangerous idea, frankly. This is also a book about the rise of the middle class, capitalism, individualism, and the whole cultural machine that allowed a person to sit alone and think, “My inner life matters enough to fill 300 pages.” It’s part literary criticism, part social history, part a beautifully controlled demolition of any remaining belief that novels simply “happened.” Watt argues they were made, by economics, religion, printing, and a growing appetite for detail — the slow, delicious creep from “Once upon a time” to “On Tuesday the 14th, at 10:15am, he felt mildly betrayed.” And because it’s Ian Watt, the prose is that perfect academic blend of crisp and quietly ruthless. He does not shout. He does not waffle. He simply lays out the evidence until you find yourself nodding along like you’ve just been convinced in court. By the end, you may never look at an opening sentence the same way again. You may also develop a mild compulsion to mutter things like “formal realism” at parties. Consider yourself warned. This Peregrine edition has that classic mid-century paperback energy: serious, purposeful, designed to be carried around and underlined by someone in a raincoat who drinks weak tea and has Opinions about narrative voice. Condition: Good, which is exactly right for a book like this — it should look slightly handled, faintly lived with, as if it has survived at least one earnest debate and possibly a cigarette. Perfect for: Readers who want to know why novels became the dominant life-form Anyone who suspects Robinson Crusoe is more than a man and a goat Students, armchair academics, and people who enjoy being right about books The sort of person who says “I don’t read fiction” and needs a gentle corrective The Rise of the Novel is the definitive explanation of how we got from knights and dragons to awkward individuals with diaries, debt, and personal growth. It’s witty, foundational, and just intellectual enough to make you feel virtuous simply by owning it. As sold by Crappy Old Books — because obviously this is the kind of thing that belongs slightly battered, mildly smug, and ready to explain everything. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5565/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rise-of-the-novel-feb-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peregrine Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5564 British Insect Life by Edward Step Ah, British Insect Life (1936) by Edward Step, published by T. Werner Laurie Ltd — a book from that glorious era when natural history involved stout boots, a net on a stick, and the firm belief that beetles deserved proper introductions. This is not one of your modern, glossy, macro-photography coffee-table affairs where dragonflies look like alien spacecraft and everything is described as “biodiverse.” No. This is 1936 Britain. Insects are approached with patience, Latin, and the quiet authority of a man who probably owned a waistcoat specifically for fieldwork. Edward Step does not merely “observe” insects. He acquaints you with them. He introduces them as if they might call for tea. Butterflies are dignified. Beetles are industrious. Moths are treated with the faint suspicion reserved for creatures that insist on appearing at night and eating wool. Inside, you’ll find careful descriptions, that delightful interwar prose that assumes the reader has both curiosity and stamina, and an underlying optimism that the British countryside — hedgerows, meadows, damp woodlands — will always be there, gently humming with life. It is a snapshot of pre-war natural England, before pesticides, motorways, and the concept of “rewilding” entered polite conversation. The charm lies partly in what it does not do. There are no QR codes. No climate disclaimers. No “citizen science portals.” Just knowledge, methodically presented. If you wished to identify a hoverfly in 1936, this is the sort of book you would consult before writing a letter about it. Condition: Good, which in Crappy Old Books dialect means “lived with, respected, possibly taken outdoors.” The pages may have mellowed to that agreeable cream tone that suggests decades of quiet shelf-dwelling. It may even retain the faint aura of a previous owner who once peered intensely at a hedgerow and declared something to be a weevil. This is the kind of volume that makes you want to wander into a meadow and start taking notes. Or at least feel faintly guilty for not knowing the difference between a sawfly and a wasp. Ideal for: Naturalists with a taste for the interwar period People who say “hedgerow” with conviction Anyone who suspects insects deserve better press A thoroughly civilised guide to the small, many-legged citizens of Britain — written when the Empire was still large, the countryside still plentiful, and beetles were taken seriously. As sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5564/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-insect-life-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books T Werner Laurie Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5562 The Italian Production 1957 by Unitalia Film The Italian Production 1957 (1958) by Unitalia Film Unitalia Film | ISBN: none Condition: Fair (as sold by Crappy Old Books – quite worn with some creased corners but otherwise still very readable and sturdy) There are books that tell stories. And then there are books that announce a nation’s cinematic ambitions with the quiet authority of a man in a sharp suit holding a clipboard in Rome, 1957. The Italian Production 1957 is not so much a narrative as a snapshot — a confident catalogue of an industry mid-stride, mid-century, mid-“we are absolutely making this look effortless.” Published in 1958 by Unitalia Film itself, this is the sort of volume that once sat on desks in offices where ashtrays were full, telephones rang with international co-production deals, and someone always seemed to be saying “Fellini” in a tone suggesting inevitability. It’s part industry report, part cultural export, part polite flex. Italian cinema at the time was not just producing films; it was exporting style, mood, and a very particular understanding of drama that made the rest of the world feel slightly underdressed. Within these pages you’ll find listings, production details, studios, statistics, names — the machinery behind the glamour. This is cinema as infrastructure. Before the red carpet comes the paperwork; before the premiere, the production slate. There’s something wonderfully earnest about it: a national industry laying out its accomplishments with confidence and just the faintest hint of “you’re welcome.” The charm now lies partly in hindsight. We know what was coming, what would endure, what would become canonical. This book captures the moment before legend fully sets in — when everything was current, competitive, and proudly contemporary. It’s a time capsule of a film industry building its international identity frame by frame. Condition-wise, this copy is Fair — and honestly, that suits it. It is quite worn, with some creased corners, the sort of dignified scuffing you’d expect from a document that has travelled through decades. But it remains sturdy and entirely readable, still holding its shape like a seasoned projectionist who’s seen it all and refuses to wobble. The wear adds character rather than calamity; it looks like it has had a working life. Perfect for: film historians who enjoy the industrial side of glamour collectors of cinema ephemera lovers of mid-century European culture anyone curious about what Italian cinema looked like before nostalgia polished it Open it and step into 1957 — a year when Italian film production was not merely a creative pursuit but a national statement. The creases are part of the performance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5562/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-italian-production-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Unitalia Film no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5561 Three Plays by Sean OCasey Three Plays (1963) by Seán O’Casey St Martin’s Library | ISBN: none Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Some playwrights offer you escapism. Seán O’Casey offers you a chair in the corner of a Dublin room and then proceeds to show you, with wicked humour and a bruised tenderness, how ordinary life can be both hilarious and heartbreaking—often in the same sentence. Three Plays is exactly what it says on the tin, except the tin is stamped with revolution, poverty, argument, poetry, and the kind of talk that feels like music until you realise it’s also a knife. This 1963 St Martin’s Library edition delivers O’Casey in a concentrated dose: drama that doesn’t politely ask permission, characters who don’t behave like “characters” so much as people you can practically overhear through thin walls, and a worldview that understands that history isn’t just made by speeches and banners—it’s made in kitchens, tenements, pubs, and streets where the big events arrive as rumours first and tragedies later. O’Casey’s great trick is tone. He can make you laugh and then, without changing voice, leave you staring at the page as if something quietly vital has just been taken away. His people talk big, dream bigger, squabble, sing, fight, flirt, and suffer—not because the author is forcing “themes” onto them, but because that’s what life does when it’s lived under pressure. The language is vivid, theatrical, and wonderfully human: rhetorical flourishes alongside sharp jabs, idealism alongside petty survival tactics, bravado alongside fear. There’s a delicious irony in reading O’Casey now, in an era when “authenticity” is mostly a branding choice. These plays are authentic the old way: by being unsentimental, funny, angry, compassionate, and uncomfortably observant. You don’t come away thinking everyone was noble or everyone was wicked. You come away thinking everyone was people—which is far more unsettling, and far more true. This copy is Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books. In other words: it has been read, handled, and lived with—exactly the fate a play text deserves. A 1963 library edition has that pleasing air of seriousness about it, as if it expects you to underline something and have opinions. It’s not pristine; it’s proper. Ideal for: readers who like drama with teeth theatre people who enjoy great dialogue and bigger feeling anyone curious about Ireland’s social and political storms as lived experience those who suspect laughter is sometimes the only civilised response to disaster Open this and you’re not just reading plays. You’re stepping into a world where talk is art, survival is comedy, and the curtain falls with a truth that lingers long after the last line. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5561/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/three-plays-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5560 The Phoenicians by Gerhard Herm The Phoenicians (1975) by Gerhard Herm Book Club Associates | ISBN: 9780575019034 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) History is full of loud empires with shiny helmets and excellent PR. And then there are the Phoenicians: the quietly competent seafarers who arguably did as much to stitch the ancient world together as anyone — and still somehow get treated like a footnote. If you’ve ever suspected that the most influential people in any era are the ones moving the goods, writing the contracts, and sailing off before the statues are unveiled, then Gerhard Herm’s The Phoenicians is very much your kind of book. This 1975 Book Club Associates edition is a proper old-school historical romp: scholarly enough to feel substantial, readable enough to keep you turning pages, and packed with the sort of ancient-world intrigue that makes modern logistics look like a dull spreadsheet (which, to be fair, it is). The Phoenicians were merchants, navigators, shipbuilders, colonists, deal-makers — the ancient Mediterranean’s great operators. They didn’t conquer the world by marching; they did it by turning up, trading, and leaving behind ports, alphabets, and the faint sense that everyone else was slightly behind the curve. Herm takes you through the salt-spray world of Tyre, Sidon, and Byblos — names that sound like myth until you realise they were the headquarters of a commercial network that spanned the Mediterranean and beyond. Along the way you’ll meet cedar ships, purple dye, daring voyages, and the kind of practical ingenuity that makes “heroic” kings look slightly theatrical. Phoenician power was not the smash-and-grab variety. It was the steady, patient accumulation of routes, contacts, and trust — the original “network effect,” thousands of years before anyone tried to sell it to you as an app. And yes, there’s Carthage — that famous Phoenician offshoot that grew into a major power and eventually had the misfortune of becoming Rome’s favourite long-term project. (Rome did love a rival. Nothing makes an empire feel alive like an enemy with good ships.) Herm handles all this with energy and narrative drive, bringing the Phoenicians out of the shadows of Greek and Roman storytelling and letting them have their own moment on stage — preferably a stage constructed near a harbour, with storage facilities. This copy is Good, which is perfect for a book about people who valued function over fuss. It has the honest wear of a volume that’s been read by someone curious about the ancient world beyond the usual toga-and-temple highlights. Not pristine. Not precious. Just ready to sail again. Perfect for: readers who like ancient history with trade routes and real-world consequences anyone who’s bored of kings and wants the operators lovers of maritime adventure without the modern safety regulations people who suspect civilisation runs on shipping and paperwork (it does) If you’ve ever wanted to meet the ancient Mediterranean’s most underrated power-brokers — the ones who didn’t need an empire to change the world — this is your chance. The Phoenicians may not have left as many statues, but they left something better: the connections. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5560/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-phoenicians-feb-2026.jpg 3.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates 9780575019034 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5558 The Boston Strangler by Gerold Frank The Boston Strangler (1967) by Gerold Frank Jonathan Cape | ISBN: none Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Before “true crime” became a streaming category with its own suggested-for-you algorithm, it was a hardback book with a sober dust jacket, the faint smell of library air, and the unsettling promise that real life could be stranger, darker, and far less neatly resolved than fiction. Gerold Frank’s The Boston Strangler is one of those early pillars of the genre: a 1967 account that arrives not to entertain you lightly, but to pull up a chair and explain — at length — how dread can settle into a city and become part of the weather. This is reportage-era true crime: meticulous, serious-minded, and written with the conviction that facts, properly marshalled, can convey horror more effectively than theatrical language. Frank’s approach is to build the atmosphere brick by brick — the investigation, the public fear, the procedural grind, the human fallibility, and the nagging feeling that the story is always one step ahead of the people trying to tell it. It’s the kind of book that doesn’t need jump scares. It has reality, which is worse. There’s an irony to reading it now, in an age where people “binge” the most appalling events while doing the washing up. This book is from the time when you had to commit to the experience: you turned pages deliberately, you sat with it, you didn’t have a “skip intro” button. And because it’s of its moment, it also serves as a time capsule of 1960s attitudes — the language, the assumptions, the investigative culture, the pace and feel of a major case before computers, before endless CCTV, before the modern machinery of instant information. It’s also a reminder of what true crime can be when it’s not trying to be clever: a documentary in prose, intent on following the lines as they were understood then, and showing you the strain placed on policing, press, and public when fear becomes a daily companion. Frank writes with a journalist’s steadiness, and the cumulative effect is a slow tightening — the reader’s sense that the city itself is holding its breath. This copy is Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it has worn its years honestly. It’s not a glossy “collector’s trophy” — it’s a proper, working book, the kind that has probably been read late at night by someone who told themselves they’d stop after “just one more chapter.” There may be the gentle marks of age and handling, as you’d expect from a 1967 Jonathan Cape hardback, but it remains very much ready for the next reader brave enough to invite it into the house. Ideal for: true-crime readers who like their classics foundational and procedural collectors of early genre landmarks anyone interested in how major investigations looked before the modern era readers who understand that the most chilling stories don’t need embellishment A grim, compelling artefact from true crime’s earlier, steadier voice — when the horror wasn’t packaged for “content”, but recorded because it happened, and because people needed to understand what had passed through their world. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5558/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-boston-strangler-feb-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5556 Still Glides the Stream by Flora Thompson 0Still Glides the Stream (1984 edition) by Flora Thompson Oxford University Press | ISBN: 0192811924 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) There are books that shout. There are books that posture. And then there are books that quietly observe the hedgerow for twenty minutes and somehow make you feel that civilisation peaked in a village where the most pressing debate concerned turnips. Still Glides the Stream is Flora Thompson at her most gently devastating. If you’ve met her before through Lark Rise to Candleford, you’ll know the tone: calm, precise, affectionate without being sentimental, and entirely capable of skewering human folly with nothing more than a raised eyebrow and a well-placed adjective. If you haven’t, prepare to be transported to a rural England that predates motorways, marketing departments, and the phrase “work-life balance.” This is not a book about dramatic revolutions. No one storms anything. No one live-tweets a scandal. Instead, Thompson captures the slow turning of seasons, the texture of village life, and the small, dignified heroics of ordinary people who measured wealth in community rather than square footage. The stream in question does indeed glide — and so does the prose — with that almost alarming steadiness that makes modern life look faintly hysterical by comparison. There’s humour here too, though it’s the dry, observant kind. Human nature, Thompson suggests, hasn’t changed much; only the packaging has. Gossip travels, pride bristles, small kindnesses sustain entire households, and every village contains at least one person who thinks they know better than everyone else (they usually don’t). This 1984 Oxford University Press edition is a solid, respectable volume — Good in the time-honoured Crappy Old Books sense. It has lived a little, perhaps sat companionably beside a teapot, maybe even been read during a rainstorm while the wind did its best impression of history. It is not pristine. It is authentic. Like the book itself. Ideal for: Readers who suspect the countryside once had better manners Lovers of social history disguised as storytelling Anyone yearning for England before roundabouts Those who believe that quiet observation can be more radical than noise Open it and you may find yourself wondering whether progress was entirely necessary — or whether the stream, still gliding, knew something we forgot. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5556/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/still-glides-the-stream-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192811929 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5555 Tom Jones by Henry Fielding Tom Jones (1970) by Henry Fielding Macmillan | ISBN: 0333077393 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) If you’ve ever thought, “I wish my novels had more mistaken identities, moral panic, sudden inheritances, tavern brawls, and a narrator who occasionally pauses the story to have a brisk word with me,” then congratulations: you are ready for Henry Fielding’s Tom Jones — the 18th-century literary equivalent of a six-course meal served with a wink and a raised eyebrow. This 1970 Macmillan edition is your ticket into a world where reputations are fragile, trousers are tight, virtue is loudly advertised, and our hero spends an impressive amount of time being both good-hearted and spectacularly imprudent. Tom is a foundling raised in the countryside, blessed with looks, energy, and a powerful talent for getting into trouble at exactly the worst moment. In modern terms he would be described as “chaotic good,” except everyone around him is too busy fainting, judging, or writing letters to say it out loud. Fielding, meanwhile, is not content to simply tell a story like an ordinary person. He strides onto the stage as narrator, clears his throat, and delivers little essays, asides, and moral musings as if he’s hosting the entire novel in his drawing room. You’re not just reading Tom Jones — you’re being personally guided through it by a man who is delighted by human folly and only mildly horrified by it. And what folly! This book is stuffed with: romance that’s always one misunderstanding away from catastrophe, hypocrisy performed with Olympic-level confidence, comic villains who manage to be both menacing and absurd, and enough plot twists to make you suspect Fielding invented the binge-watch. It’s also far more modern than it sounds. Under the wigs and the formal manners there’s a sharp, restless intelligence — a book that knows people are messy, mixed-up creatures, and that “goodness” doesn’t always come with good decisions. It’s satire, it’s adventure, it’s social commentary, it’s scandal — and it’s all delivered with that wonderfully smug, brilliant sense that the author is enjoying himself immensely. This copy is Good, meaning it’s got honest signs of having been read, which is fitting, because Tom Jones is not a book meant to sit untouched looking respectable. It’s meant to be opened, argued with, laughed at, and occasionally admired through narrowed eyes as Fielding once again reminds you that humans are ridiculous and that’s half the point. Ideal for: lovers of classic literature who like their classics alive and cheeky anyone who enjoys a narrator with opinions readers who want a long novel that actually moves people who suspect “proper society” has always been a bit of a pantomime In short: Tom Jones is a sprawling, mischievous masterpiece about love, luck, and the fine art of getting yourself into a mess — and then somehow, miraculously, surviving it with your charm intact. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5555/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tom-jones-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333077399 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5554 The Western Island by Robin Flower The Western Island (1985) by Robin Flower Oxford University Press | ISBN: 9780192812346 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Some books invite you on holiday. The Western Island invites you on the sort of holiday where the weather is horizontal, the locals are quietly formidable, and your main souvenir is a new respect for turf, tides, and the Irish language. Robin Flower doesn’t so much “travel” as he gently relocates his entire soul to the edge of the Atlantic and then reports back with the calm precision of a man who has discovered that modern life is, frankly, a bit noisy. First published long before 1985 and then repackaged here by Oxford University Press in that reassuringly serious way OUP does, this is the kind of book that looks innocent on the shelf and then suddenly has you thinking about islands as philosophical conditions. Flower’s western island is one of the Blaskets (off County Kerry), a place that operates by its own rules: sea as highway, weather as authority, conversation as art form, and silence as something you can actually hear. What you get is not an Instagram feed of quaint cottages. You get the real thing: a vivid, unforced portrait of island life and island people, told by someone who isn’t trying to sell you a “wild Atlantic experience” package. Flower was a scholar and a linguist, yes, but he writes like a human being who has been properly knocked into shape by wind and community. He listens. He observes. He records stories, characters, habits, and the daily machinery of living somewhere that the modern world only reaches by accident. There’s an irony here, of course: we live in an age where “escape” means a weekend with patchy Wi-Fi, and Flower is quietly showing you what escape looks like when it’s actually true. The island doesn’t care about your schedule. It barely cares about your feelings. It cares about the sea, the boat, the season, the catch, the neighbours, and whether you can keep up. This copy is Good — which, in Crappy Old Books terms, means it’s respectably presentable and ready for service, with the kind of gentle wear you’d expect from a book that has been consulted by people dreaming of elsewhere (or remembering it). It’s not a pristine museum piece; it’s a working passport to a particular kind of world. Perfect for: Armchair islanders with a taste for salt air and understatement Anyone who loves Ireland beyond the clichés Readers who enjoy travel writing that doesn’t try to “be travel writing” People who suspect the Atlantic might be the real teacher Open it and you may find yourself longing for a place where the wind edits your thoughts, the sea sets the timetable, and “going out” means you might not come back until the weather approves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5554/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-western-island-feb-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192812346 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5553 Musicals by James Inverne Musicals (2009) by James Inverne Faber and Faber | ISBN: 9780571237517 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Ah, the musical. That most improbable of art forms. The only cultural invention bold enough to ask: “What if people who are already overwhelmed by emotion simply… sang about it?” Enter Musicals by James Inverne — a brisk, witty, occasionally knowing tour through a world where jazz hands are a legitimate form of argument and a key change can resolve years of emotional repression. This 2009 gem from Faber and Faber does what all good theatre should do: it raises the curtain, gives you a confident overture, and then proceeds to guide you through the glittering chaos of showbiz without spilling too much stage blood. Inverne is your amiable backstage guide, nodding toward Broadway, the West End, and those other less glamorous outposts where chorus lines are formed from sheer optimism and municipal arts funding. Within these perfectly civilised pages you will encounter towering figures of the genre — composers with impossible hair, lyricists who rhymed “love” with “above” and made it sound revolutionary, and producers who stared into financial ruin and thought, “Yes, but what if we add tap dancing?” There are triumphs, flops, revivals, and the delicate science of the standing ovation. It’s all here: the razzle, the dazzle, the orchestral swells, the backstage rivalries, and that peculiar truth that a musical can be both heartbreakingly sincere and faintly ridiculous at the same time. Inverne writes with affection but not blind devotion — there’s enough wit in the wings to keep even the most hardened non-theatre person entertained. Condition-wise, this copy is Good. That is to say, it has lived a little. Perhaps it has hummed quietly to itself on a bookshelf. Perhaps it once sat beside a Playbill and a half-folded ticket stub from 2009. It shows honest signs of reading, not trauma. No phantom of the bookshelf here — just a solid, respectable volume ready for its encore. Ideal for: Aspiring producers who believe the answer is always “bigger orchestra.” Secret theatre lovers who pretend to prefer “serious drama.” Anyone who has ever sung loudly in the car and called it rehearsal. Take your seats. The overture is about to begin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5553/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/musicals-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571237517 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5552 A Book of Ireland by Frank OConnor A Book of Ireland (1991) by Frank O’Connor (The Blackstaff Press) ISBN: 9780856404580 | Condition: Fair | Sold by Crappy Old Books Some books try to explain Ireland with big ideas: history, politics, identity, the entire tragic-comic enterprise of being a nation with poetry in its pockets and weather in its bones. Frank O’Connor takes a different approach: he shows you Ireland the way you actually meet it — in voices, scenes, wry turns of phrase, sudden tenderness, and the kind of humour that appears precisely when it would be least polite. A Book of Ireland is less a neat “guide” and more a curated rummage through Irish life and sensibility, assembled by a writer who understood that the quickest route to truth is often a story, and the quickest route to a story is a person who can’t resist telling you one. O’Connor’s eye is sharp but affectionate; he notices the small human dramas, the social choreography, the pride and awkwardness and sheer talkative genius that can make a simple exchange feel like theatre. If you’re looking for a glossy, tourist-board Ireland of leprechauns and picturesque cottages arranged for your convenience, this isn’t that. This is the Ireland of character: stubbornness, grace under pressure, jokes told at exactly the wrong moment (which is often the right moment), and that familiar sense that anything heartfelt must be delivered with a little sideways irony, just to keep everyone comfortable. It’s the sort of book that makes you feel you’ve been allowed to sit near the fire — while also being quietly assessed to see if you’re the type who’ll get notions. The Blackstaff Press edition gives it a pleasingly substantial, literary feel — the kind of book that belongs on a shelf, ready to be dipped into when you want a bit of atmosphere, a bit of bite, and a reminder that “national character” is mostly made up of individuals being stubborn in interesting ways. Condition is Fair, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it has clearly had a life — perhaps carried about, opened often, and asked to perform its Ireland-ness repeatedly for readers who needed a fix. A fair copy can be oddly appropriate for a book like this: Ireland is not a place that presents itself neatly pressed. It’s better slightly worn, slightly weathered, with the sense of being handled — like a well-loved pub table or an over-told story that still lands perfectly. Ideal for readers who love Irish writing, anthologies with personality, and books that don’t so much “represent a country” as let you overhear it being itself. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even in Fair condition, a good book can still talk your ear off in the best possible way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5552/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-book-of-ireland-feb-2026.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Blackstaff Press 9780856404580 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5550 A Year in Provence by Peter Mayle A Year in Provence (1989) by Peter Mayle (Pan) ISBN: 9780330312363 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books There are travel books that make you want to go somewhere. A Year in Provence makes you want to go somewhere and immediately complain about the builders once you arrive. Peter Mayle’s hugely beloved classic is the great comfort read for anyone who has ever looked out of a rainy window, sighed dramatically, and decided the answer is obviously a stone farmhouse, a long lunch, and a life conducted at the speed of sunshine. Mayle and his wife move to Provence with that very English optimism that assumes the universe will be charmed by good intentions. What follows is a year of glorious food, strange local customs, seasonal rituals, and the gradual discovery that “idyllic rural living” is a phrase that contains, hidden inside it, the words dust, delays, mysterious bureaucracy, and men arriving at 11:47 to do a job they said they’d do last month. The joy of this book is Mayle’s tone: affectionate, amused, and perfectly calibrated between wonder and disbelief. Provence is presented as genuinely enchanting — the landscapes, the markets, the pace of life, the wine, the absurdly good meals that appear as if by law — but also as a place where time behaves differently, commitments are interpretive, and you learn to stop asking “when will it be finished?” unless you enjoy being laughed at kindly. It’s expat life not as heroic reinvention, but as a series of small cultural negotiations conducted over aperitifs. And the food. Oh, the food. This is one of those books that will make you hungry in a very specific way — not “grab a snack” hungry, but “I should be eating something involving garlic, olive oil, and several courses” hungry. It’s a love letter to the French talent for treating meals as events rather than refuelling stops, and it will leave you with the deep conviction that your own dinner plans are inadequate. As a snapshot of late-80s Provençal escapism, it’s also oddly soothing: a world of markets and seasons and local characters, written with the gentle humour of someone who knows he’s living a cliché and is enjoying it anyway. It’s not a guidebook so much as a warm bath of atmosphere, perfect for armchair travellers and anyone who likes their comedy dry, their wine plentiful, and their renovation schedules wildly fictional. This Pan edition is in Good condition — ready to be read on the sofa, on a train, or during a “quick break” that mysteriously turns into you googling villages and convincing yourself you could absolutely pull off linen trousers and a basket of produce. Sold by Crappy Old Books — supplying second-hand copies of the dream where you move to Provence and everything is perfect… apart from the roof, the plumbing, the weather, the neighbours, and time itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5550/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-year-in-provence-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330312363 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5547 The Sea Change by Elizabeth Jane Howard The Sea Change (1976) by Elizabeth Jane Howard (Penguin Books) ISBN: 0140017526 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Some novels arrive waving a plot at you like a flag. The Sea Change arrives more quietly: a door opening onto salt air, a pause before someone says what they really mean, the subtle clink of a glass in a room where everyone is being polite in a slightly threatening way. Elizabeth Jane Howard does not so much tell you a story as invite you into an atmosphere — and then, with immaculate calm, lets human nature get on with the job of making everything complicated. At the centre is a woman on holiday — which, in Howard’s hands, is never just a holiday. It’s a careful little laboratory for observing love, self-deception, longing, jealousy, and the peculiar British talent for turning feelings into conversation about nothing. The seaside here isn’t the cheerful postcard version with windbreaks and optimistic chips. It’s the sea as metaphor, the sea as mood, the sea as that vast indifferent presence that makes your personal dramas feel both ridiculous and suddenly unavoidable. Howard’s gift is psychological precision. She notices the tiny shifts: a line said too lightly, a silence that lasts one beat too long, the way people perform versions of themselves for other people — and then privately wonder why it never quite works. There’s wit, yes, but it’s the dry, observant kind that doesn’t rescue anyone. It simply makes the truth look sharper. If you like your fiction full of big gestures, this will not provide them. If you like your fiction full of real gestures — the small ones that change lives while everyone pretends they don’t matter — you’re in safe hands. The tension is social and emotional rather than melodramatic, but it tightens steadily, like a tide coming in while nobody wants to admit the sand is disappearing. This 1976 Penguin edition is exactly right for it: understated, portable, quietly serious. Condition is Good, meaning it has the pleasing sense of having been lived with — the sort of book that might have been read on a train to the coast, or late at night in a room where someone is thinking about what they should have said. A few signs of handling only add to the feeling that this is a novel that gets under people’s skin and stays there. Perfect for readers who enjoy elegant prose, razor-edged emotional observation, and the subtle horror of recognising yourself in a character you’d prefer not to be. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the sea is always changing, and so are we, unfortunately. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5547/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sea-change-feb-2026.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140017526 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5546 Up The Organization by Robert Townsend Up The Organization (1977) by Robert Townsend (Coronet) ISBN: 0340149868 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Before “disruption” became a LinkedIn chant and before every manager discovered they were, spiritually, a podcast host, there was Robert Townsend — turning up with a rolled-up sleeve, a sharp pen, and the radical idea that most organisations could be improved by removing half the nonsense and letting adults behave like adults. Up The Organization is the kind of management book that doesn’t want to inspire you. It wants to annoy you into competence. Townsend (famously associated with Avis and the “We try harder” era) writes like the rare executive who has actually been trapped inside the machine and decided, with calm fury, to dismantle it from the inside. This is not a book of soothing corporate affirmations. There are no “journeys.” No “stakeholders” having “conversations.” No gentle diagrams of synergy swans. Instead you get brisk, funny, practical provocations: why meetings are often theatre, why bureaucracy breeds like mould, why performance reviews can be ritual humiliation in a suit, and why the best people tend to flee the moment they smell management culture being installed. The tone is gloriously old-school in the best way: plainspoken, contrarian, and oddly refreshing. Townsend treats the workplace like a place where things should actually happen — work should be done, decisions should be made, and everyone should stop pretending that paperwork is a substitute for thinking. He’s impatient with status games, allergic to waffle, and deeply suspicious of anyone who needs three committees to approve a stapler. And yet, for all its bite, the book has a strangely humane centre. It argues — repeatedly — that organisations work better when they’re less obsessed with control and more interested in trust, clarity, and getting out of people’s way. Which is both inspiring and faintly horrifying, because it suggests the problems aren’t mysterious. They’re self-inflicted. We did this to ourselves. We could stop. We simply refuse. Reading it now is also a minor time-travel thrill: a 1977 paperback telling you, with unnerving accuracy, about problems you recognise instantly. The memos have changed into emails, the offices have turned into Slack channels, and the jargon has mutated into something even less edible — but the core foolishness remains faithfully intact. If anything, Townsend feels even more relevant in the age of endless meetings that could have been a message that could have been ignored. Condition is Good, meaning it’s ready to be thrown into a bag, underlined, lent to a colleague (who will laugh nervously), or left “accidentally” on someone’s desk as a passive-aggressive gift. It’s perfect for managers, reluctant managers, people who suspect they are living inside a slowly expanding spreadsheet, and anyone who has ever asked: Why is this so complicated? Sold by Crappy Old Books — supplying vintage corporate insubordination in convenient paperback form. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5546/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/up-the-organisation-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340149867 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5545 The Collector by John Fowles The Collector (1983) by John Fowles (Triad Granada) ISBN: 9780586044261 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books There are love stories. There are psychological thrillers. And then there is The Collector — a novel that quietly walks into the room, sits down, and rearranges your understanding of both. John Fowles’ unsettling masterpiece is not about romance in the way greeting cards understand romance. It’s about obsession, control, loneliness, class, fantasy, entitlement — and the alarming gap between how we see ourselves and how the world experiences us. If that sounds heavy, it is. But it’s also razor-sharp, gripping, and written with the cool precision of a man who knows exactly which nerve he’s pressing and why. The premise is deceptively simple: a socially isolated young man, who collects butterflies with meticulous devotion, decides that perhaps a person might be collected too. And from that premise unfolds one of the most unnerving dual-perspective narratives in modern fiction. Fowles doesn’t shout. He doesn’t need to. He lets the psychology do the talking — and it talks in disturbingly reasonable tones. What makes The Collector so powerful is its structure. We see events through different eyes, and in that shift lies the novel’s quiet horror. One voice is methodical, self-justifying, almost banal in its logic. The other is intelligent, artistic, desperate to remain fully human under impossible conditions. Fowles forces the reader into the uncomfortable position of seeing how narrative can distort reality — how someone can think they are kind, rational, even generous, while enacting something profoundly monstrous. And yet this is no lurid paperback shocker. It’s literary, controlled, deeply psychological. The tension doesn’t come from explosions; it comes from interiority. From thought patterns. From the slow suffocation of agency. It’s the kind of book that makes you put it down halfway through and stare at the wall for a bit. The 1983 Triad Granada edition is perfectly suited to the experience — solid, portable, slightly austere. Condition is Good, meaning it has likely already done its quiet work on a previous reader and is ready to unsettle another. A faint crease here or there only adds to the atmosphere. This is not a novel that benefits from looking too pristine. Ideal for fans of psychological fiction, literary thrillers, and novels that leave you with questions rather than comfort. Also ideal for anyone who enjoys that specific John Fowles skill: the ability to make something deeply disturbing feel eerily plausible. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the most unsettling paperbacks deserve a second life — preferably one that involves being read with the lights on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5545/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-collector-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Triad Granada 9780586044261 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5544 Healing the Family Tree by Kenneth McAll Healing the Family Tree (1987) by Kenneth McAll (Sheldon Press) ISBN: 9780859695329 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Every family has a history. Some families have a legend. And some families have a collection of half-remembered stories that begin with “We don’t talk about that” and end with someone dramatically changing the subject to the weather. Healing the Family Tree steps calmly into this exact British emotional minefield and says, in effect: Right then. What if the past isn’t finished with you? What if it’s still ringing the bell and asking to come in? Kenneth McAll’s book is one of those fascinating, earnest works from the late twentieth century that takes a long, serious look at generational inheritance — not the nice kind involving antique sideboards and suspicious teaspoons, but the invisible kind: patterns, burdens, griefs, unresolved trauma, and the strange way certain troubles seem to echo down a lineage like a tune nobody remembers starting. McAll approaches this through a spiritual and pastoral lens, suggesting that healing can involve acknowledging what came before, naming it, praying into it, and (in the best sense) refusing to pretend it isn’t there. This is not a cosy “trace your ancestors and feel wholesome” guide. It’s more like a careful torchlight tour of the shadowy corners of family history — the locked rooms, the missing pages, the inherited silences. McAll writes with a calm authority that feels part counsellor, part priest, part compassionate detective. He’s not interested in blaming Grandma for everything (tempting though that may be). He’s interested in the possibility that understanding and spiritual attention can loosen knots that have been tied for decades. If that sounds heavy, it can be — but there’s also something quietly liberating about a book that gives you permission to consider that your family’s weird recurring dramas might not just be “how we are,” but something that can be faced, processed, and softened. In other words: this is a book that treats your family as a living organism rather than a set of awkward holiday obligations. It invites you to look for meaning, to recognise wounds, and to consider reconciliation not as a sentimental “let’s all get along,” but as deliberate work. And it’s from 1987, which adds an extra layer of charm: before therapy-speak went mainstream, before everyone was “setting boundaries” on Instagram, here is a thoughtful, faith-based attempt to articulate something many people feel but struggle to name. It’s a little time capsule of pastoral psychology — serious, humane, and not remotely interested in quick fixes. Condition is Good, which feels appropriate for a book like this: it has likely been read with a pencil nearby and a lot of quiet thinking between chapters. Ideal for anyone interested in spiritual healing, family systems, generational patterns, or simply the nagging suspicion that Uncle Derek didn’t invent the family atmosphere all by himself. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the past is always on the shelf, and sometimes, surprisingly, it comes with a way forward. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5544/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/healing-the-family-tree-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sheldon Press 9780859695329 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5542 The Penguin Book of Christmas Carols by Elizabeth Poston The Penguin Book of Christmas Carols (1965) by Elizabeth Poston (Penguin) ISBN: none | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Christmas carols are, technically, music. In practice they are a seasonal weather system: they arrive whether you invited them or not, they linger in your head for weeks, and they can trigger powerful emotional responses ranging from “Ah, lovely” to “If I hear that again I will move to a hut and live on lentils.” The Penguin Book of Christmas Carols is the elegant little field guide to this annual phenomenon — a Penguin paperback that assumes (quite reasonably) that if we’re all going to be dragged into a festive sing-along, we might as well do it properly. Edited by Elizabeth Poston, it’s part songbook, part cultural time capsule, and part gentle reminder that the British approach to Christmas has always involved a curious mixture of joy, restraint, and the unspoken agreement that everyone will sing enthusiastically while also looking as though they’re not making a fuss. Here you’ll find the familiar standards that have been haunting school halls and draughty churches since time immemorial — but also the deeper cuts, the older tunes, the ones that make you think: Ah yes, a carol that sounds like snow, candle smoke, and the faint risk of frostbite. What makes this book quietly brilliant is that it doesn’t treat carols as disposable background noise for supermarket tills. It treats them as proper things — with history, variety, and a certain stern beauty. This is Christmas when it still had a bit of edge: shepherds freezing on hillsides, midwinter darkness, bells, and the occasional lyric that suggests everyone is one verse away from joining a medieval procession through the woods. There’s something reassuring about that. Modern Christmas is all tinsel and gadgets; old Christmas at least acknowledges it’s cold and you’re tired and the pudding is probably too heavy — and then it hands you a tune anyway. It’s also the ideal book for people who like to be prepared. You can keep it on the shelf all year, smug in the knowledge that when December hits and someone says, “Shall we sing a few?”, you won’t be reduced to the classic British carol-singing technique: mumbling loudly on the chorus and hoping your confidence carries you through the verses. With this, you can go full connoisseur. You can be the person who says, “Actually, there’s a better version of that,” and then immediately regrets becoming that person. Condition is Good, which is exactly what you want in a carol book: something that looks as though it has survived a few seasons — opened, propped up on a piano, passed along a pew, or rescued from a box of decorations with a bauble stuck to the cover. It’s festive, practical, slightly earnest, and completely unbothered by trends — like a true Penguin. Perfect for choirs, families, reluctant participants, and anyone who secretly loves the moment when the room finally finds the same key and the air fills up with that unmistakable Christmas feeling: tradition, nostalgia, and the unstoppable approach of mince pies. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where even December gets a second-hand glow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5542/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penguin-book-of-christmas-carols-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5541 A Profile of Dad by Richard Exley and Helen Exley A Profile of Dad (c.1980) by Richard Exley & Helen Exley (Wilkinson Sword) ISBN: none | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Some books arrive like literature. This one arrives like a heartfelt pat on the shoulder from an era when “Dad” was still considered a complete personality type: provider, fixer, Sunday driver, occasional grunter of wisdom, and unshakeable believer that the correct thermostat setting is “off.” A Profile of Dad is a compact little shrine to fatherhood — part tribute, part greeting-card philosophy, part gentle emotional ambush. It’s the sort of book designed to be discovered in a drawer, wrapped in tissue paper, and presented with a slightly awkward smile that says, I did not know how to say this out loud, so here is a book that will do it for me. And honestly, fair. Dads have spent decades communicating entire paragraphs using only “Right,” “Mm,” and a meaningful look at the lawn. It’s only fitting they receive affection in a format that requires minimal direct eye contact. The Exleys specialise in the distilled sentiment — those short, quotable lines that aim straight for the soft bit under the ribcage. This isn’t a “biography of Dad” (thank goodness; nobody needs chapter three: The Great Shed Reorganisation of 1979). It’s a profile: a lovingly assembled collage of what Dad is, what Dad does, and what everyone eventually realises Dad has been quietly doing all along — holding things up, keeping it together, and making sure the car has petrol even when nobody asked. And then there’s the publisher credit that adds an extra layer of delightful oddness: Wilkinson Sword. Yes, that Wilkinson Sword. A book about Dad brought to you by the people best known for sharp blades, which feels strangely appropriate. Dads are, after all, the original multi-tool: capable of kindness, practicality, and an occasional cutting remark delivered with perfect timing. (Also: shaving. Dads shave. The circle is complete.) As an object, it’s very much of its time: a small, giftable, keepable book meant to live on bedside tables and in sock drawers, coming out occasionally for a private read and a subtle throat-clear. Condition is Good, which means it’s ready to do what it was born to do — be given, be kept, be rediscovered, and make someone think, Alright then… maybe the old bloke is alright. Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or those rare moments when you want to acknowledge that behind the practical advice and the “we’ll see” lies a man who has probably been quietly trying his best for years — and might even deserve a little printed appreciation for it. Sold by Crappy Old Books — supplying second-hand sentiment with first-rate timing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5541/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-profile-of-dad-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wilkinson Sword no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5540 Chinese for Beginners by Peking Language Instituteand thje Edirorial Department of the monthly China Reconstructs Chinese for Beginners (1976) by Peking Language Institute & the Editorial Department of the monthly China Reconstructs (Bailey Record Co.) ISBN: none | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books (Strange photocopy-based book, but with three stitched signatures — which is frankly more commitment than most modern relationships.) Here’s a book that doesn’t just teach you Chinese — it teaches you the deeper, more timeless lesson that “beginner” is a state of mind, and sometimes also a state of mild paper-related confusion. Chinese for Beginners (1976) arrives with all the quiet confidence of an era when language learning involved grit, repetition, and the belief that you could simply power through unfamiliar symbols by force of will and a decent cup of tea. This is not one of your glossy, app-friendly, colour-coded, dopamine-dripping modern courses that congratulates you for recognising the concept of a noodle. No — this is a photocopy-based creature, the kind of book that looks like it has been assembled with practical optimism and a sturdy disregard for contemporary design trends. It feels faintly clandestine, like something passed across a desk with a knowing nod: “This will get you started. Don’t ask too many questions.” And yet — wonderfully, reassuringly — it’s also been put together with real physical seriousness: three stitched signatures, as if the makers decided that even if the world is uncertain, the binding shouldn’t be. Compiled by the Peking Language Institute and the editorial department of China Reconstructs, it carries that unmistakable mid-century instructional tone: calm, methodical, and subtly insistent that you are perfectly capable of learning a whole new writing system if you simply apply yourself and stop being dramatic about it. It’s the sort of book that doesn’t “hold your hand” so much as place your hand firmly on the desk, point at the page, and say, again, but politely. There’s a particular charm in that. You can almost hear the implied encouragement: You will learn this. You will also sit up straight while doing so. As a historical object, it’s a small time capsule: a snapshot of how China was presented to learners in the 1970s, and how learners were expected to behave (earnestly, repeatedly, and without demanding a progress bar). As a practical item, it’s still a pleasing way to begin — especially if you like your study materials to feel like artifacts rather than “content.” It has that admirable quality of books that were made to be used: to be opened flat, pencilled in, revisited, and gradually conquered. Condition is Good, which suits it perfectly: this isn’t pristine, showroom language learning. This is workmanlike learning, the kind that involves flipping back a page, muttering “right,” and trying again. If you want a curious, slightly oddball, genuinely characterful beginner’s guide — part language textbook, part photocopied mystery, part stitched-together determination — this one is ready for its next brave student. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where even the strangest textbooks get a second life, and every “beginner” is one cup of tea away from fluency (or at least from confidently ordering something and receiving a bowl of soup you didn’t expect). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5540/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chinese-for-beginners-feb-2026.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bailey Record Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5537 Durham Cathedral by William Greenwell Durham Cathedral (1913) — William Greenwell (Andrews & Co.) ISBN: None (Edwardian Britain didn’t barcode its reverence) Condition: Good Extras: Fold-out plan Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here’s a book from 1913, back when a cathedral wasn’t “content”, it was an argument in stone, and the correct response to Norman architecture was to stand silently for several minutes and feel morally improved. William Greenwell’s Durham Cathedral is a wonderfully Edwardian guide to one of England’s most gloriously uncompromising buildings — the great fortress-church that sits above the Wear like it has been appointed by God to keep an eye on everyone. Greenwell writes with the calm confidence of a man who assumes you are deeply interested in piers, vaulting, towers, and the precise history of whichever bishop did what in whichever century. Which, once you get into the rhythm of it, is oddly soothing. It’s like being given a tour by someone who carries a tape measure and a quiet sense of destiny. This isn’t a glossy modern “visitor experience” booklet. This is the real thing: early 20th-century scholarship and devotion, served straight, with no foam. Expect an affectionate deep-dive into Durham’s architecture, history, fittings, and curiosities — the sort of text that makes you realise just how much Britain once loved explaining churches in detail. If you’ve ever wanted to know exactly why a particular arch is significant, or how the cathedral evolved through centuries of politics, piety and stonework, you’re in safe hands. And then there’s the best bit: the fold-out plan. A proper, satisfyingly practical map you can unfurl like a priest producing evidence. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who likes their awe accompanied by orientation — and it carries that delightful antique-book thrill of “please be careful with the creases,” which is basically the vintage equivalent of a content warning. Condition: Good. This copy has survived more than a century of history without becoming precious about it. Expect gentle wear consistent with age — the kind of patina that feels appropriate for a book about a building that has been standing there calmly since long before most modern problems were invented. Still perfectly readable, still full of Edwardian confidence, still ready to make you want to go to Durham and look up until your neck complains. Ideal for: cathedral obsessives, Northumbrian romantics, architecture buffs, collectors of pre-war guidebooks, anyone who enjoys old-fashioned prose, and people who like their travel reading to include the phrase “Perpendicular work” without apology. From Crappy Old Books — because if you’re going to admire one of England’s great cathedrals, you might as well do it in the most authentic way possible: via a 1913 book, a fold-out plan, and a quiet sense that stone is more reliable than politics. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5537/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/durham-cathedral-feb-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Andrews and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5536 Pictorial Guide to Hertfordshire by Eric G Meadows Pictorial Guide to Hertfordshire (1978) — Eric G. Meadows (White Crescent Press) ISBN: 090080422X Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Welcome to Hertfordshire, that politely prosperous slice of England where the hedgerows behave themselves, the villages look as if they’ve been arranged by committee, and history sits quietly in the corner pretending it hasn’t noticed the commuter belt. Eric G. Meadows’ Pictorial Guide to Hertfordshire (1978) is your charmingly unhurried passport to the county in its pre-digital, pre-roundabout-upgrade glory — back when a “guide” meant actual pages, and the only algorithm involved was “turn left after the pub.” This is a book from the golden age of the local pictorial guide: a genre built on two sturdy pillars — earnest affection and photographs that make you want to put on a cardigan. Meadows takes you through Hertfordshire’s market towns, churches, lanes, parks, manor houses and quietly smug bits of countryside with the calm assurance of someone who knows that the real excitement here is discovering a medieval font and a particularly good example of brickwork. Expect the greatest hits: Ancient churches doing their best to look older than the weather High streets full of “character” (and historically, at least one shop that sold everything) Country houses that imply land ownership is a personality trait Rivers and lanes that curve in a manner suggesting they were designed to slow down modern life out of sheer principle And plenty of Hertfordshire scenery doing what Hertfordshire scenery does: looking quietly pleased with itself The “pictorial” part is the real treat — a time capsule of 1970s Britain, where the light is a little softer, the cars are a little boxier, and nothing is ever photographed at an angle that might cause drama. It’s soothing, it’s nostalgic, and it’s oddly uplifting: a reminder that the world once moved slowly enough for someone to publish a book devoted to the gentle splendour of a county just north of London. Condition: Good — meaning it’s been handled by the sort of person who actually goes to places rather than merely “likes” them. There may be mild wear from honest use, but it remains a solid, readable, eminently leafable companion for anyone who wants Hertfordshire in a neat, portable bundle. Ideal for: Hertfordshire locals, ex-locals, history grazers, churchyard wanderers, ramblers, collectors of regional guides, and anyone who enjoys the cosy certainty that somewhere, always, there is a village green and a pub sign featuring a slightly confused animal. From Crappy Old Books — because Hertfordshire doesn’t shout. It doesn’t need to. It simply exists, attractively, and this book is here to prove it with pictures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5536/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pictorial-guide-to-hertfordshire-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books White Crescent Press 9780900804229 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5535 A Descriptive Account of the Palace of Westminster with Illustrations and Coloured Plan by Warrington A Descriptive Account of the Palace of Westminster with Illustrations and Coloured Plan (c.1947) Warrington — HMSO ISBN: None (this was published in an age when buildings had survived the Blitz but barcodes had not yet been invented) Condition: Good Includes: Large fold-out coloured plan Sold by: Crappy Old Books Have you ever longed to own a government-issued guide to the very heart of British democracy, printed in that earnest, post-war tone which suggests that if we can just label everything properly, civilisation will continue? Then step forward. This handsome HMSO volume, likely dating to 1947, offers a meticulous, faintly reverent tour of the Palace of Westminster — that Gothic confection of stone, sovereignty and stern glances across the despatch box. Published in the immediate aftermath of the Second World War, it carries the quiet confidence of a nation that had survived bombardment and was now determined to explain, in orderly prose, precisely where the Central Lobby is and why it matters. Inside you’ll find: A careful architectural account of corridors, chambers and ceremonial spaces Illustrations to guide the historically curious (or directionally challenged) And, most gloriously, a large fold-out coloured plan — a map of parliamentary geography so elegant it almost makes you believe that governance is simply a matter of finding the right staircase. The prose has that delightful mid-century official style: calm, measured, faintly majestic. It does not gossip. It does not speculate. It simply describes — arches, towers, chambers, history — with the firm assurance of a document that expects to be read while wearing a tie. This is not a sensational exposé of political intrigue. It is, instead, the civilised whisper behind the curtain: a guidebook for visitors who might wander in, look up at the vaulted ceilings, and think, “Yes, but which bit is the House of Lords?” Warrington answers that question — and several hundred others — with dignified patience. Condition: Good. Expect honest signs of age consistent with a 1940s publication that has likely been opened carefully by generations of the mildly constitutional. The fold-out plan is present (a triumph in itself), ready to unfurl with a satisfying flourish. Paper may show gentle ageing; the aura of quiet authority remains intact. Perfect for collectors of parliamentary ephemera, lovers of British architecture, students of constitutional theatre, or anyone who enjoys the peculiar charm of official publications that assume buildings — like democracy — deserve footnotes. From Crappy Old Books: because sometimes the best way to understand power is not through scandal or speeches, but through a beautifully coloured map showing you exactly where everything is supposed to be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5535/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-descriptive-account-of-the-palace-of-westminster-feb-2026.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5534 Courbet by Andre Chamson Courbet (1956) — André Chamson (Pocket Library of Great Art) ISBN: None (because 1956 assumed you could simply… remember books) Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here’s a little 1956 pocket-sized portal into the life and legend of Gustave Courbet, the patron saint of realism, professional troublemaker, and the sort of artist who looked at polite society and thought, “Yes, but what if I painted it with mud on my boots and the audacity turned up to eleven?” Courbet by André Chamson comes from the Pocket Library of Great Art, that wonderful mid-century idea that you should be able to carry cultural refinement in your coat pocket, like cigarettes or a small flask of existential despair. It’s a compact, charmingly earnest introduction to the man who made realism feel less like a style and more like a declaration of war. Courbet didn’t do angelic allegories or flattering aristocratic mist. He did people, landscapes, labour, flesh, stone, and scandal — painted with the confidence of someone who absolutely does not care whether the Salon approves. Chamson’s writing has that deliciously vintage art-book authority: assured, cultivated, slightly reverent, and politely scandalised in places. You can almost hear it being read in a museum voice. Expect a guided stroll through Courbet’s big themes: the insistence on the everyday, the refusal to prettify, the thrill of making paint behave like material rather than illusion. Also expect — because it’s Courbet — a life story featuring artistic defiance, political entanglement, and enough headstrong energy to power a small provincial republic. And because this is a 1956 art paperback, it comes with its own extra layer of atmosphere: the design is quietly elegant, the tone is comfortably confident, and the whole thing feels like a time when “great art” was something you could outline in a brisk 120 pages and send you on your way feeling improved as a person. Condition: Good — meaning it’s been through life like Courbet himself: handled, admired, possibly taken to a café, maybe opened with purpose and closed with a sigh. There may be light wear commensurate with age, but it remains perfectly readable and ready to perform its noble task: making you feel cultured while also gently reminding you that art history is largely a sequence of people causing trouble in interesting ways. Perfect for: art lovers, students, collectors of vintage art paperbacks, anyone who likes French painters with opinions, or anyone who wants a book that says, in effect, “Beauty is fine, but have you considered reality?” From Crappy Old Books — because sometimes the best way to appreciate Courbet is to do it properly: in a slightly worn, mid-century little volume that has seen things, and still doesn’t care what the Salon thinks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5534/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/courbet-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pcket Library of Great Art no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5533 Cavour and the Unification of Italy by Massimo Salvadori Cavour and the Unification of Italy (1961) — Massimo Salvadori (Van Nostrand) ISBN: None (because 1961 didn’t need barcodes to feel important) Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever looked at a modern nation-state and thought, “Yes, but who did the admin?” then allow this quietly formidable 1961 volume to introduce you to Count Camillo di Cavour: part statesman, part spreadsheet, part chess player, and — depending on your sympathy for 19th-century realpolitik — either the cool-headed midwife of Italian unity or the man who turned history into a committee meeting and still won. Massimo Salvadori’s Cavour and the Unification of Italy is a brisk, serious, mid-century guide to one of Europe’s great political construction projects: taking a patchwork of kingdoms, duchies, foreign interests, romantic uprisings and extremely enthusiastic moustaches, then somehow turning it into Italy (with only the usual amount of diplomatic manoeuvring, backroom deal-making, and strategically timed conflict). It’s the story of how nationalism got its big break — not solely through fiery speeches and heroic barricades, but via careful alliances, international leverage, and the sort of patient plotting that makes you realise revolutions also need project managers. Salvadori writes with that pleasingly no-nonsense tone you only get from proper historical scholarship of the era: confident, structured, slightly severe, and utterly uninterested in your modern preference for “hot takes.” This is not a glossy coffee-table romp through the Risorgimento. This is the nuts and bolts: the diplomacy, the strategy, the pressures from France and Austria, the balancing act between principle and pragmatism, and the political tightrope walk of making Italy “unified” while keeping it workable. Expect Cavour to appear less as a romantic icon and more as a man who could probably unify your filing cabinet if you gave him a week and a good pen. And yet, there’s something oddly thrilling about it. Because the unification of Italy — for all the flags and anthems — is also a tale of negotiations, constraints, and hard choices. It’s a reminder that history often turns on the people who can sit through meetings, read the room, and outlast everyone else without looking like they’ve broken a sweat. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been sensibly handled by previous readers who likely approached it with a pencil, a serious face, and possibly a faint sense of dread about exams. Expect honest shelfwear commensurate with a book that has done its duty. Still perfectly readable, still sturdy, still ready to make you feel either impressively informed or quietly inadequate about your own organisational skills. Perfect for historians, politics obsessives, Risorgimento enthusiasts, students, collectors of solid mid-century academic publishing, or anyone who enjoys the realisation that the making of a nation can hinge on one determined man’s ability to play diplomacy like a long, meticulous game of cards. From Crappy Old Books: because not every epic is swordplay and speeches. Sometimes it’s strategy, compromise, and Cavour — calmly rearranging the map while everyone else argues about the poetry. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5533/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cavour-and-the-unification-of-italy-feb-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Van Nostrand no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5531 Language - Some Suggestions fpr Teachers of English and others by Ministry of Education Language — Some Suggestions for Teachers of English and others (1954) Author: Ministry of Education (HMSO) ISBN: None (because 1954 was an era before ISBNs, typewriters breathed steam, and teachers used chalk like it was industrial paint) Condition: Good — carefully seasoned by time, like a schoolmaster who’s seen it all Seller: Crappy Old Books Step right up, budding linguists and purveyors of pedantry! Behold this charming mid-century artefact from the heroic era when English teachers wore tweed not ironically, and grammar was enforced with the solemnity normally reserved for coronations. Language — Some Suggestions for Teachers of English and others is not merely a book — it is a sacred relic of 1950s educational zealotry, issued by the venerable Ministry of Education (HMSO), that august body devoted to making sure no child would ever suffer the indignity of a dangling participle again. Within these hallowed pages lie pearls of wisdom on subjects like why you mustn’t split infinitives but might consider trying to enjoy it, the proper way to inspire adolescent souls with the glory of subjunctive verbs, and other arcane arts that modern teachers now whisper about in nostalgic tea rooms. The binding may be a little creased, the paper slightly foxed, and the whole thing may emit the faint, dignified scent of “institutional carpet,” but don’t let that fool you — this book is a living testament to an age when language was to be moulded, prodded, fussed over, and, when necessary, given a stern talking-to. Former readers may have underlined terms like gerund and interjection with a level of zeal normally seen in treasure maps; don’t be surprised if a marginal note from 1962 quietly critiques your use of ‘whilst’ versus ‘while’. Whether you’re a collector of retro classroom manuals, a lover of linguistic antiquities, or simply someone who enjoys the peculiar pleasure of reading official recommendations about adjectives from a time when every sentence felt like an official memo, this HMSO classic is for you. It is Good condition — meaning perfectly readable, affectionately worn, and full of the quiet dignity that only decades of academic earnestness can confer. So, add this gem to your shelf and let it stand as a gentle reminder: once upon a time, government advice on English was dispensed with the solemnity of constitutional law and the charm of a rector’s tweed elbow patch. And if you squint just right, you might almost hear the faint echo of a school bell… or the distant sob of a hapless grammar pupil. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5531/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/language-somesuggestions-for-teachers-of-english-and-others-feb-2026.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5530 The Best of Private Eye 1985-7 - The Gnome of the Rose by Ian Hislop The Best of Private Eye 1985–7 — The Gnome of the Rose Edited by Ian Hislop (Private Eye Productions, 1987) ISBN: 9780233981475 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Have you ever longed for the halcyon days when Thatcher was slowly learning the difference between satire and diplomacy (spoiler: she never did), and Private Eye was gleefully shredding everyone from cabinet ministers to garden gnomes with equal relish? Then welcome to The Gnome of the Rose, a compendium of gutter-humour gems from that fertile mid-80s era when the only thing more robust than the UK economy was the Eye’s appetite for mockery. This paperback treasure — part ‘best of’ collection, part time machine — arrives in Good condition (i.e., slightly worn, like a civil servant after Question Time). Inside you’ll find pages that have been lovingly thumbed by previous readers who clearly believed political satire should be consumed like crisps: often, in secret, and never in small quantities. Expect the sort of wit that could make a tax-avoidance scandal sound like a “cheery misunderstanding” and the sort of cartoons that prove even ink has a sense of irony. A collector’s curiosity, a bibliophile’s guilty pleasure, and a reminder that sometimes the best way to survive the absurdity of public life is to laugh at it, this edition is a quirky addition to any shelf — especially one that already holds dusty tomes about earnest economic theory. After all, few things are as uplifting as nostalgia mixed with razor-sharp ridicule… even if the cover has a few scrapes and the spine whispers “I survived another decade.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5530/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-of-private-eye-1985-7-feb-2-26.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Private Eye Productions 9780233981475 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5528 Brand by Henrik Ibsen Brand is Henrik Ibsen turning up with a sermon, a storm, and a philosophical crowbar — and then using all three to prise open the human soul and ask, very politely, why we’re so fond of compromise. This is the 1960 Doubleday Anchor edition of Ibsen’s fierce verse drama, offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books. (No ISBN listed — which fits the era: this book was already busy judging moral weakness long before barcodes arrived to judge your shopping habits.) Expect a solid, readable copy with the usual honest signs of life: a bit of rubbing, a gently worked spine, maybe some age-toning — but still very much intact and ready to deliver its hard questions like a mountain wind. The premise is deceptively simple and wildly inconvenient: Brand, a priest, believes in absolute commitment. Not “try your best” commitment. Not “work-life balance” commitment. Brand’s motto is essentially all or nothing — spiritually, morally, emotionally, practically. He wants purity of will. He wants truth without discounts. He wants faith that doesn’t negotiate. And because this is Ibsen, that sort of certainty doesn’t lead to a cosy life of admirable principles. It leads to collisions. With people. With love. With community. With nature. With grief. With the fact that humans are not built to live as metaphors. If you’ve ever met someone whose ideals walk into a room five minutes before they do, you’ll recognise the energy. What makes Brand extraordinary is that it’s not just a drama about a stern man being stern. It’s a drama about the seductive power of moral absolutism — and the damage it can do even when it’s sincere. Ibsen doesn’t let you sit comfortably on either side. You’ll feel the pull of Brand’s clarity and the horror of his rigidity. It’s exhilarating and exhausting, like being lectured by a prophet who also happens to be right about several things you’d rather not examine. Expect big themes delivered with big weather: Faith and doubt Duty and love Idealism and cruelty (sometimes the same thing) Community, sacrifice, and the terrifying question of what your principles cost other people This is a play that makes “compromise” sound like a dirty word and then forces you to watch what happens when someone actually tries to live that way. It’s bracing. It’s dramatic. It’s the literary equivalent of standing on a cliff and admitting you might have been coasting. Condition: Good — a sturdy Anchor paperback with that pleasing mid-century seriousness: readable, presentable, and built for actual use rather than glass-case worship. From Crappy Old Books, where we’re always happy to rehome a classic that doesn’t simply entertain you — it tests you. Read it when you’re feeling confident about your convictions. Or when you’d like them thoroughly interrogated by a Norwegian gale in verse form. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5528/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/brand-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Doubleday Anchor no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5527 The Empty Space by Peter Brook The Empty Space is Peter Brook walking onto a bare stage, looking you dead in the eye, and saying: “Right then — what are we actually doing here?” And somehow you feel both inspired and mildly indicted. This is the 1977 Pelican Books edition (ISBN: 0140214151), offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books. A classic, sensible paperback that’s done what Pelicans were born to do: be read, carried, argued with, and occasionally waved about by someone trying to win a point in a pub. Expect honest wear consistent with that life — maybe a softened spine, a bit of rubbing, a touch of age — but still solid and very readable. Brook’s central premise is wonderfully simple and quietly explosive: theatre can happen anywhere. “I can take any empty space and call it a bare stage,” he says (paraphrasing, but you’ll feel the line land when you meet it), and from that he builds a sharp, practical philosophy of performance. This isn’t theatre as polite cultural wallpaper. It’s theatre as a living thing — something that can be dead, deadly, holy, rough, immediate, or (worst of all) boring. The book is famously organised into Brook’s big categories — ways theatre behaves when it’s functioning, failing, or pretending. He pokes at Deadly Theatre (the respectable, well-funded kind that somehow makes you want to nap), celebrates Rough Theatre (alive, scrappy, direct), explores the lure of the Holy Theatre (transcendence, ritual, the “something more”), and argues for the Immediate Theatre (presence, attention, electricity). It’s the kind of framework that makes you start diagnosing every production you’ve ever seen, and several meetings you’ve ever attended. What makes The Empty Space so enduring is its tone: Brook writes like a practitioner who has actually been in the room when things work — and when they very much do not. He’s not selling mystique. He’s talking about craft, attention, truth, and the brutal fact that audiences can smell dishonesty at twenty paces. There’s a generous humanity to it, but also a steeliness: theatre matters because it’s one of the few places humans can gather and really look at each other without immediately reaching for their phones. (Brook got there early; the rest of us followed.) This book is perfect if you: Love theatre and want to understand why some performances feel like lightning and others feel like homework Make things — plays, talks, videos, websites, pitches — and suspect “empty space” might apply to more than stages Enjoy criticism that is practical, a bit ruthless, and strangely uplifting And yes, it reads brilliantly even if you’ve never stepped on stage. Because Brook is really talking about attention, intention, and what it means to make something alive. Which is a useful thought whether you’re directing Shakespeare, running a meeting, or trying to write an email that doesn’t die on impact. Condition: Good — a sturdy copy with the usual Pelican patina, ideal for reading with a pencil in hand and a slightly superior expression on your face. From Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate books that don’t just fill space on a shelf — they make you look at the space differently. Open it. Clear a little room. Brook would call that a stage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5527/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-empty-space-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140214154 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5526 Government of Education by WO Lester Smith Government of Education is one of those gloriously earnest mid-century paperbacks that strolls up, adjusts its spectacles, and announces: Right. Let’s talk about who runs the schools, why they run them, and what on earth they think they’re doing. This is the 1965 Pelican Books edition by W. O. Lester Smith (no ISBN — because it comes from the pre-barcode age when books didn’t need an identity number, they just needed a sturdy spine and a sense of purpose), offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books. Expect the usual honest signs of a book that’s lived a sensible life: a little shelf wear, some age-toning, perhaps a gently worked spine — but still solid, readable, and perfectly capable of judging modern education debates with a raised eyebrow. Lester Smith’s subject sounds dry until you realise it’s basically the wiring diagram of society: how education is governed, by whom, through what structures, and with what consequences. This isn’t a fluffy hymn to inspiring teachers or a sentimental montage of children running through sunlit corridors. It’s the machinery: committees, policies, authorities, administrative logic, and the uneasy dance between ideals and budgets. In other words, the stuff that decides what “education” actually becomes once it leaves the speeches and meets reality. Reading it now has a particular pleasure. It’s like opening a time capsule from an era when Britain could still write about schooling with confident seriousness, as though the system might be calmly steered by rational adults in suits. (Reader: the suits were real. The rationality varied.) It’s also a reminder that the arguments we have today about education — control, standards, freedom, bureaucracy, purpose — are not modern inventions. They’re perennial. We’ve just updated the acronyms and replaced some of the paperwork with PDFs nobody reads. This book is ideal for: Anyone who enjoys peering behind the curtain to see how “public services” are actually stitched together Readers who like their social history served as policy anatomy rather than nostalgia People who have ever said “Why can’t they just…?” and would like a sobering explanation of why they never just… Condition: Good means it’s not pristine, and that’s fitting. Pelicans were made to be carried, argued with, and underlined by people who thought ideas mattered. This copy may show mild wear, but it remains a dependable, readable survivor from the age of robust paperback seriousness. From Crappy Old Books, where we love the kind of title that sounds like it should be dull… and then quietly reveals itself as a map of power, priorities, and the eternal problem of trying to improve the future using committees. Not a bedtime story. More like the instruction manual for the classroom you’re currently arguing about. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5526/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/government-of-education-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5525 The Use of History by AL Rowse The Use of History is A. L. Rowse arriving with the brisk confidence of a man who has read the archives, met the past in a dimly lit record office, and come back to tell the rest of us what we’re doing wrong. This is the 1971 Pelican Books edition (ISBN: 014021299X), offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books. A proper serious paperback from the era when Pelican made intellectual self-improvement cheap enough to be slightly dangerous. Expect honest signs of use: mild shelf wear, perhaps a gently creased spine, a bit of age-toning — nothing scandalous, just the evidence of a book that has actually been handled by people who wanted to think. Rowse’s central question is deceptively simple: what is history for? Not “what happened” (that’s the raw material), but what we’re meant to do with it — as readers, citizens, students, politicians, dinner-party pontificators, and anyone tempted to weaponise a vaguely remembered Tudor fact. He’s interested in the uses and abuses: the way history can illuminate, mislead, console, provoke, flatter, and occasionally be dragged into service as a kind of intellectual costume. You’ll find Rowse in full voice: clear, forceful, opinionated, and not remotely interested in apologising for having opinions. He’s the sort of writer who makes arguments with the certainty of someone tapping ash into a tray and expecting you to keep up. If you like your historical thinking with a bit of edge — less “isn’t the past fascinating” and more “here’s what you’re missing and why it matters” — this will suit you nicely. This book is ideal for: People who suspect history is more than dates, and also more dangerous than it looks Readers who enjoy criticism that feels like it’s wearing a blazer Anyone who has ever watched a modern debate and thought, “This would go better if someone understood what precedent actually means” It’s also a neat antidote to the two most common historical ailments: nostalgia (“things were better then”), and presentism (“everyone back then was an idiot and we are very advanced”). Rowse reminds you, with varying degrees of patience, that the past is not a theme park and not a courtroom drama designed for your moral superiority. It’s a complicated, human thing — and if you use it badly, it will happily repay the favour. Condition: Good — a sound copy with the usual Pelican wear that suggests it has been read, argued with, and possibly used as moral support on a long train journey. From Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate a paperback that doesn’t just sit there looking clever — it actually tries to make you clever, which is far more inconvenient. History: still happening, still being misquoted, still useful. Rowse: still unimpressed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5525/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-use-of-history-feb-2026.jpg 0.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140212990 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5524 The Poems by William Shakespeare Yes, William Shakespeare. That upstart niche writer who never really caught on. And here you are with The Poems — the bit of Shakespeare that isn’t all daggers, ghosts, and people dramatically dying in corridors, but is instead packed with desire, wit, vanity, longing, jealousy, philosophy, and the occasional line that makes you mutter, “Alright then, show-off.” This is the 1978 Methuen edition (ISBN: 0416278701), offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books. A pleasingly practical copy: not a precious museum relic, not a glossy coffee-table intimidation device, but the sort of book you can actually read, underline (if you’re brave), and carry around while feeling faintly more literate than everyone within a ten-metre radius. Expect normal signs of a life on shelves and in hands — a little wear, perhaps some age toning — but still solid, readable, and ready for another round of being Shakespeare. What’s inside? The poems. Which is where Shakespeare proves he can do everything he does on stage, but in tighter clothing. You get the sonnets — those famous 14-line emotional hand grenades — where he immortalises beauty, wrestles with time, moans about desire, praises, scolds, flatters, panics, and then casually invents a new standard for saying “I can’t stop thinking about you” without sounding like a text message at 2am. There’s the whole complicated tangle of devotion and resentment, the dizzy swing between “you are perfect” and “why are you like this,” and the constant awareness that time is coming for your face. It’s romantic, yes — but in the way a storm is romantic. Then you get the longer narrative poems, where the mood shifts into mythic drama and sensuous storytelling. Everyone is luminous, everyone is doomed, and the language is doing that classic Shakespeare thing where it makes your brain go oh, even when you’re not entirely sure what just happened. It’s like being lightly elbowed by genius. This book is ideal for: People who say they “don’t really do poetry” but secretly enjoy emotional fireworks with elegant phrasing Readers who want Shakespeare without needing a family tree, a swordfight, or a stage direction that reads “Exit, pursued by a bear” Anyone who enjoys being reminded that humans have always been messy, horny, insecure, and terrified of ageing — they just used to express it with better rhythm Condition: Good means it has the sort of wear you’d expect from a book that’s been opened more than once, which is very much the point. It may have a gently creased spine, slightly rubbed edges, that faint “1978 paperback paper” feel — but it remains perfectly serviceable for reading, revisiting, and occasionally staring into the middle distance after a particularly sharp line lands. From Crappy Old Books, where we’re delighted to supply the works of the world’s most quoted writer in a form that doesn’t require white gloves or reverent whispering. Shakespeare didn’t write this to sit politely on a shelf. He wrote it to be read, argued with, and occasionally muttered at under your breath. Open it anywhere. You’ll find something that still feels inconveniently true. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5524/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-poems-feb-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780416278705 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5523 Cage Me A Peacock by Noel Langley Behold Cage Me A Peacock — a title that already sounds like a cocktail order from a dream you can’t quite explain, served with a twist of mischief and a faint whiff of theatrical curtain dust. This is the 1950 Guild Books edition (no ISBN — because it predates the modern need for every object to be tracked, numbered, and gently interrogated), offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books. It’s a proper mid-century hardback-in-spirit (even when it’s paperback), the sort of book that feels like it’s been on a few shelves, survived a few house moves, and still turns up looking quietly confident. Expect sensible age-related wear: maybe some rubbing, a touch of toning, that satisfying “I have existed since before your streaming subscriptions” vibe. Still solid, still readable, still ready to do its strange little dance. Noel Langley — best known to some as a screenwriter (yes, there’s wizardry in his résumé) — brings a storytelling voice that feels like it has one eyebrow permanently raised. Cage Me A Peacock is one of those delightfully peculiar mid-century novels that doesn’t so much march from plot point to plot point as glide, occasionally pirouette, and then stop to admire itself in a mirror, just to check it’s being adequately interesting. This is not the kind of book that begs to be “relatable”. It’s the kind that assumes you’ve turned up for wit, oddness, and a certain refined silliness — and if you haven’t, well, you can always go and read something sensible about mortgages. You want it if you enjoy: Eccentric charm with a polished edge That faintly surreal, highly mannered mid-century flavour where people speak as if everything is a line worth saving Stories that feel like they were written with a cigarette in one hand and a smirk in the other (metaphorically; your copy is not guaranteed to smell of smoke, though the era absolutely tried) And yes, the title: Cage Me A Peacock. It sounds like a metaphor. It sounds like a dare. It sounds like a small emotional crisis dressed up as a party trick. Which is, frankly, an excellent energy for a 1950 novel to bring into the room. Condition: Good means this copy has lived, but it hasn’t given up. It may show minor signs of handling, but remains a sound, readable example of a book from the period when publishers didn’t feel obliged to include five glowing quotes on the cover from people you’ve never heard of. From Crappy Old Books, where we specialise in finding the kind of titles that make you pause, grin, and think: Either this is going to be wonderful, or I’m about to have a very specific kind of literary experience. Either way, the peacock is already looking at you. You might as well open the cage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5523/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cage-me-a-peacock-feb-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Guild Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5521 Major Barbara by Bernard Shaw No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5521/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bernard-shaw-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Plays 9780140480078 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5519 The Mosquito Coast by Paul Theroux The Mosquito Coast is the sort of book that begins with a man declaring war on civilisation and ends with you quietly checking your own personality for any early signs of “brilliant idea” energy. This is Paul Theroux’s 1982 Penguin edition (ISBN: 0140060898), in Good condition — a sturdy, honest paperback that looks like it has actually been read, which is exactly what you want from a novel about a family dragging itself into the wilderness on the back of one man’s certainty. Expect the usual well-earned signs of life: light shelf wear, a spine that may have learned a few lessons, and pages that remain perfectly readable for your own private expedition into hubris. The story is told through the eyes of Charlie Fox, watching his father, Allie Fox, do what some men do with terrifying conviction: decide the entire modern world is wrong, and then set about proving it with engineering, charisma, and a complete disregard for the concept of “maybe don’t”. Allie is brilliant, furious, inventive, idealistic, and absolutely the kind of person who could build an ice machine in the jungle while simultaneously ruining everyone’s life. He doesn’t simply dislike consumer culture — he wants to escape it, defeat it, and replace it with something purer, smarter, and entirely under his control. So he uproots his family and heads for Central America to found a new life, a new community, and a new reality… which sounds inspiring right up until you notice the family didn’t exactly hold a vote. Theroux writes with the calm confidence of someone who has seen enough of the world to know that “utopia” and “disaster” are often separated by a thin line of stubbornness. This book is funny in that dark, dry way — the kind of funny where you laugh, then realise what you’re laughing at is the human ability to turn conviction into catastrophe while insisting it’s “for the best”. Why it’s a great Crappy Old Books pick: You like novels about big ideas and the small human bodies they accidentally crush. You enjoy travel writing energy… but with psychological peril and moral splinters. You’ve ever had the thought, “We should just move away and start over,” and would like a brisk literary slap before acting on it. There’s heat, rain, insects, and that particular brand of tension that comes from being somewhere beautiful and dangerous with someone who refuses to be wrong. It’s an adventure, a family drama, a cautionary tale, and an anti-consumerist manifesto that keeps tripping over the fact that the human ego is also a kind of product. Condition: Good — not pristine, not precious, but solid and serviceable, like the sensible gear you wish the Fox family had packed. From Crappy Old Books, where we appreciate a classic paperback that’s done a few miles and still has plenty of jungle left in it. Buy it for the story. Keep it as a reminder: the most dangerous thing in the world is a clever man with a plan and no off switch. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5519/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mosquito-coast-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140060898 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5518 The Roman Spring of Mrs Stone by Tennessee Williams Welcome to The Roman Spring of Mrs Stone — Tennessee Williams doing what he does best: turning sunlight into shadow, glamour into unease, and a perfectly respectable life into something that feels faintly like it’s melting at the edges. This is the 1961 Signet paperback edition (no ISBN — because it comes from the ancient era when books simply were, without needing a barcode to prove it), offered here in Fair condition. Which, honestly, is thematically spot-on. A pristine copy would almost feel like it’s missed the point. This is a story about wear, about time, about surfaces that crack if you look at them too lovingly. So yes: expect honest creasing, age-toning, maybe a few scuffs, and that soft, slightly defeated paperback swagger. It’s been around. It knows things. The plot, such as life permits it: Karen Stone, a celebrated actress, loses her husband, loses her footing, and loses that comforting sense of inevitability that comes with youth and applause. She decamps to Rome — the city of fountains, ruins, and beautiful distractions — with the perfectly reasonable plan of being elegant, independent, and unbothered. Rome, naturally, has other plans. Enter a younger man. Enter attention that feels like medicine until you realise it’s also a dependency. Enter the slow, exquisite dread that what you want and what you’re buying are not necessarily the same thing. This is not a roaring adventure. It’s a quiet, velvet-lined emotional ambush. Williams writes with that signature blend of compassion and cruelty: he understands exactly why someone reaches for fantasy, and he also knows precisely how fantasy charges interest. There’s heat in these pages, but it’s the kind that makes you feel slightly overheated in a room where everyone is pretending to be cool. Why you want it: You like stories where “a change of scene” is really just a change of lighting on the same internal panic. You enjoy Rome as a backdrop: gorgeous, indifferent, and faintly predatory in its beauty. You appreciate Tennessee Williams’ speciality: desire with consequences, served with impeccable prose and a side of existential aftertaste. Condition: Fair means it has lived a little — perhaps a lot. It may have wear to the cover, rubbed edges, spine creases, maybe some marks consistent with a book that has been read in kitchens, trains, and moments of private melodrama. It is still readable, still intact, still ready to do what Williams does: make you feel sophisticated and slightly unsettled at the same time. From Crappy Old Books, where we don’t pretend paperbacks are immortal. We just give them another outing — like Mrs Stone herself, stepping back into the evening air, dressed for the part, trying not to show the tremor underneath. A slim book, a sharp sting, and a Roman spring that isn’t remotely interested in being kind. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5518/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-roman-spring-of-mrs-stone-feb-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5517 Madame Bovary by Flaubert Ah, Madame Bovary. Or, as it might more accurately be titled, “What Happens When Romantic Expectations Meet Provincial Reality (and Also Creditors)”. This is the 1975 Penguin Books edition (ISBN: 0140440151), in Good condition – which feels entirely appropriate, as Emma herself might have approved of something stylish yet faintly world-weary. The spine may show the honest creases of a life lived; the pages may carry the faint patina of having been turned by hands either earnest, undergraduate, or faintly disillusioned. In short: it has character. Which is more than can be said for several of Emma’s suitors. Written by Gustave Flaubert, that French master of precision, irony, and quietly devastating social observation, Madame Bovary is the original cautionary tale about believing too much in what you read. Emma devours romantic novels and promptly decides that her own life – involving a decent but dull doctor husband, muddy roads, and neighbours who own livestock – is not sufficiently operatic. What follows is a slow, elegant descent into debt, delusion, and emotional overreach, all rendered in prose so exquisitely controlled that Flaubert was hauled into court for obscenity. (He was acquitted. Art won. Emma did not.) This Penguin edition carries the reassuring solidity of mid-1970s paperbacks: serious font, thoughtful introduction, the faint whiff of an era when people bought classics because they meant to improve themselves. It is ideal for: Aspiring aesthetes with provincial postal codes Readers who enjoy watching exquisite prose dismantle human folly Anyone who has ever thought, “Surely my life is meant to be more Parisian than this” It’s a novel about longing, about the dangerous glamour of credit accounts, about the difference between fantasy and furniture. It is also, inconveniently, very funny – in that dry, surgical way that leaves you unsure whether to laugh or quietly reconsider your own Amazon browsing history. Condition-wise, this copy is Good: sound binding, clean and readable pages, perhaps a little foxing or age toning befitting a book approaching its own mature introspection phase. No tragic adulterous coffee stains. No arsenic. From Crappy Old Books, where the classics are never merely sold, but gently re-released into the world like slightly rumpled intellectual doves. This is a book that has survived fashions, courtrooms, syllabuses, and countless disappointed romantics. Emma wanted passion. Flaubert gave her irony. You, meanwhile, can have this perfectly respectable Penguin paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5517/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/madame-bovary-feb-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140440157 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5516 Dead in the Scrub by BJ Oliphant Dead in the Scrub (1990) by B. J. Oliphant (Fawcett Gold Medal), ISBN: 9780449146538 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) If you’ve ever looked at a sun-blasted stretch of scrubland and thought, “This seems like the perfect place for polite society to unravel,” then Dead in the Scrub is here to reward your instincts. This is a crime novel that understands a timeless truth: the further you get from tidy cities and reliable phone lines, the more likely it is that someone will turn up inconveniently deceased — and the locals will have strong opinions about it, expressed in the calm tones of people who have absolutely seen worse. B. J. Oliphant drops you into a world where the landscape does half the heavy lifting. The scrub isn’t just scenery, it’s an accomplice: it hides things, it dries things out, it makes everyone slightly more irritable, and it has that unsettling talent for making human dramas feel both urgent and strangely small. Heat, distance, dust, and stubbornness are basically supporting characters. Everyone sweats. Everyone squints. Everyone has a past they’d prefer stayed buried under the same patch of unforgiving ground. The vibe is classic crime comfort with a barbed edge: the kind of story where clues are scattered like breadcrumbs but the birds are armed, the suspects are all plausibly innocent, and the truth is sitting in plain sight wearing a hat that says “NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.” There’s that delicious genre pleasure of watching the façade crack: respectable people being a bit too interested in what you’re asking, casual remarks that land like stones, and the quiet understanding that small communities are wonderful right up until they decide you’re the problem. And because it’s a Fawcett Gold Medal edition, you get that paperback swagger: bold title, brisk pace, no time for literary dawdling. This book doesn’t want to impress your book club with symbolism. It wants to keep you turning pages at an indecent hour, muttering “Right, but then who…” while your tea goes cold. The tension builds in that satisfying way where every new discovery makes the world feel both clearer and more complicated, and you start suspecting that the scrub itself is judging everyone’s life choices. Condition: Good, which is exactly how a proper second-hand crime paperback should be: slightly worn at the corners like it’s been shoved into bags, pockets, gloveboxes, and the emotional glovebox of readers who enjoy their mysteries with a side order of menace. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because the correct way to obtain a dusty murder mystery is from a place that sounds like it also sells sun-faded thrillers, mildly haunted Westerns, and an alarming number of books with the word “dead” in the title. Perfect for readers who like their crime fiction dry, tense, and atmospherically sun-scorched — a reminder that out in the scrub, secrets don’t rot. They just sit there, waiting, until someone digs in the wrong place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5516/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dead-in-the-scrub-jan-2026.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Gold Medal 9780449146538 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5515 The Leaves on Grey by Desmond Hogan The Leaves on Grey (1980) by Desmond Hogan (Picador), ISBN: 9780330262873 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Some novels arrive like a brass band. The Leaves on Grey arrives like a thin Irish rain you don’t notice until you’re absolutely soaked in it. Desmond Hogan writes with that quiet, unnerving confidence that says: don’t worry, nothing much is happening — while, very calmly, everything important in a person’s life is rearranging itself behind their eyes. This is the sort of book Picador used to slip into your hands with a white spine and a look that suggested tasteful seriousness, as if to say: “Here’s your literary nourishment. It may contain longing.” Hogan’s world is intimate, watchful, and emotionally exact, the kind of fiction that doesn’t shout about its themes because it doesn’t need to. It just places you in rooms, in memories, in conversations where the real dialogue is what nobody dares to say out loud. The atmosphere is soft-edged but sharp underneath — like being comforted by a blanket that’s also judging you. The title alone tells you the mood: leaves on grey — beauty against flatness, tenderness against a backdrop that isn’t exactly cheering. This is not a novel about grand gestures or heroic reinvention. It’s about the smaller, more dangerous shifts: the slow weather of relationships, the way desire and duty can sit in the same chair and refuse to move, the way a life can be shaped by what’s withheld as much as what’s done. People here don’t explode; they hold themselves together with a kind of tired elegance, and the tension lives in the seams. Hogan has a gift for the bittersweet and the unsaid. The book has that peculiar Irish talent for being both lyrical and unsentimental — like it can describe something beautifully and then immediately remind you that beauty doesn’t pay the bills or fix what’s broken. There’s humour too, but it’s the dry, sideways kind, the kind that shows up precisely when things would otherwise become too raw. You might catch yourself smiling, and then feel slightly guilty, which is a very authentic reading experience. And because this is Crappy Old Books, you’re not buying some pristine, curated “collector’s copy.” You’re buying a book that’s already had a life — Condition: Good, meaning it’s been handled, read, maybe carried around with the intention of becoming a better, more thoughtful person (a plan that, like most self-improvement schemes, probably met reality halfway and settled for “slightly more reflective”). The corners will have a bit of wear. The pages may have that faintly cosy scent of older paper. In other words: exactly the right physical state for a novel that deals in memory, restraint, and the slow accumulation of feeling. If you like your fiction quiet but piercing, elegant but unsettling, and full of the kind of emotional honesty that doesn’t need melodrama to land a punch, this is your book. Think of it as a small, beautifully written reminder that the most dramatic thing in the world is often just a person trying to live with themselves — and not entirely succeeding. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5515/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-leaves-on-grey-jan-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330262873 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5511 Signs of the Gods by Erich Von Daniken Signs of the Gods (1981) by Erich von Däniken (Corgi Books), ISBN: 0552117161 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Welcome to Signs of the Gods, the book that looks at ancient humanity’s greatest achievements and, with a straight face and a dramatic pause, says: “Lovely work. But have you considered… space visitors?” Erich von Däniken is here to do what he does best: take archaeology, mythology, religion, and the occasional inconvenient detail, toss them into a trench coat, and stride off into the night whistling the theme from The X-Files (years before The X-Files even existed). This is classic von Däniken: a fast-talking guided tour of temples, carvings, legends, and monuments, delivered with the confidence of a man who has never once thought, “Perhaps I should calm down.” He’s not interested in slow, cautious explanations or the depressing idea that humans can be clever on their own. No — he’s here for the big, thrilling alternative: that the “gods” of old were actually visitors from elsewhere, leaving breadcrumbs in stone and story for modern readers to discover while eating toast and feeling deliciously conspiratorial. The tone is part travelogue, part detective story, part late-night chat with someone who has a folder on their desktop labelled “EVIDENCE (FINAL FINAL).” Every page offers the promise that you are this close to seeing what everyone else has missed. Here’s a carving that looks a bit like a rocket. Here’s a myth that sounds suspiciously technological if you squint. Here’s an ancient structure that is, frankly, very impressive — and therefore, clearly, the work of somebody with a spaceship and a decent measuring tape. And look: whether you take it as serious speculation, pop-cultural archaeology, or pure “what if?” entertainment, it’s undeniably fun. Von Däniken writes with that carnival-barker energy that makes you keep turning pages, even when your rational brain is quietly clearing its throat. The joy of this book isn’t that it convinces you. It’s that it invites you — into a world where history is not settled, mystery is everywhere, and the past is a puzzle box with a hidden compartment labelled “ALIENS???” Of course, the irony is that one of the most impressive things about humanity is our ability to imagine, to build, to organise, to worship, to tell stories, to carve mountains into meaning — and this genre sometimes treats that as too mundane. But if you read Signs of the Gods the right way, it becomes less a verdict on ancient people and more a celebration of how desperately modern people want wonder to be real. It’s a book powered by the same fuel as myth itself: awe, curiosity, and the refusal to accept that the universe might be boring. Condition: Good, which is perfect for a Corgi paperback that’s probably done a few laps of the second-hand circuit, passed between friends with phrases like “You’ve got to read this bit,” or “This will either change your life or make you shout at it.” Slightly worn, faintly foxed, maybe with the ghost of a bookmark made from a bus ticket — the ideal physical state for a book that lives somewhere between “ancient mysteries” and “pleasantly unhinged Saturday afternoon.” Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would you find a well-thumbed portal to cosmic speculation? It’s exactly the kind of place that would stock this alongside a battered atlas, a book on Atlantis, and something titled Pyramids: The Shocking Truth They Don’t Want You to Know. Perfect for readers who like their non-fiction bold, buzzy, and conspiratorially entertaining — a paperback that doesn’t ask you to believe so much as it asks you to look at the world, raise an eyebrow, and whisper: “Yes… but what if?” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5511/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/signs-of-the-gods-jan-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552117166 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5510 The Theatre and its Double by Antonin Artaud The Theatre and its Double (1974) by Antonin Artaud (Calder and Boyars), ISBN: 0724507032 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Some books politely explain themselves. The Theatre and its Double kicks the door off its hinges, screams directly into the soul of Western culture, and then demands the stage be set on fire — spiritually, aesthetically, and preferably with a full cast of drummers. Antonin Artaud isn’t here to help you “appreciate performance.” He’s here to exorcise it. If you’ve ever sat through a tasteful evening of theatre and thought, “Yes, but why do I still feel completely unshaken as a human being?”, Artaud has arrived to correct that. This is the infamous manifesto (and anti-manifesto, and fever dream) where Artaud argues that theatre should stop being a polite literary event with people reciting well-behaved lines, and become something closer to a ritual, a plague, a psychic assault — an experience that hits the audience in the nervous system before it ever reaches the intellect. Words are fine, he suggests, but also: words are liars. The real truth is in gesture, sound, rhythm, breath, bodies in space, the kind of atmosphere that makes you feel you’ve accidentally wandered into a ceremony you weren’t invited to. He wants theatre that doesn’t soothe you, doesn’t flatter you, and definitely doesn’t let you leave thinking, “What a lovely set.” Reading it is like being trapped in a room with a brilliant, furious prophet who keeps pacing, pointing, and insisting that civilisation is a thin costume we should tear off immediately. Artaud’s ideas feel startlingly modern — and also intensely of their time — because he writes with that rare conviction that art is not decoration but necessity. His famous “Theatre of Cruelty” isn’t cruelty in the “sadism and fake blood” sense. It’s cruelty as rigour: the refusal to let art be merely entertainment when it could be a force that rearranges your internal organs. And yes, it’s intense. The prose comes in waves: aphorisms, rants, visions, demands. Sometimes it reads like a set of instructions for a production that can’t exist. Sometimes it reads like a curse placed on the drawing-room theatre you thought you liked. Sometimes it reads like Artaud is trying to punch language until it admits what it’s hiding. You may not agree with everything (or anything). You may not even understand everything on the first pass. That’s fine. Artaud would consider confusion a promising early symptom. This edition from Calder and Boyars is the kind of book that looks innocently “academic” until you open it and realise you’re holding a grenade disguised as criticism. It’s perfect for directors, performers, theatre nerds, and anyone who enjoys watching the foundations of an art form get politely demolished and then rebuilt with drums, screams, and metaphysical weather. Condition: Good, which feels appropriate: slightly scuffed, lightly battered, as if it has survived being carried around by someone who kept saying, “I’m going to change theatre forever,” and then went back to their day job. Sold by Crappy Old Books, of course — because the best place to buy a revolutionary text about tearing down the illusions of bourgeois culture is from a shop whose name suggests it might also sell a haunted dictionary and a suspiciously sticky copy of Waiting for Godot. Ideal for readers who like their theory ferocious, visionary, and faintly unhinged, and who believe theatre shouldn’t just represent life — it should attack it, shake it, and send it home with its hair rearranged. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5510/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-theatre-and-its-double-jan-2026.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Calder and Boyars no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5509 Lord Mullions Secrets by Michael Innes Lord Mullion’s Secrets (1983) by Michael Innes (Penguin Books), ISBN: 0140065210 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Step into the world of Lord Mullion’s Secrets, where the countryside is picturesque, the upper classes are impeccably mannered, and absolutely everyone is either concealing something or about to trip over it. Michael Innes — that connoisseur of the gently outrageous, the academically mischievous, and the murderously well-bred — invites you to a mystery that behaves like a drawing-room comedy right up until the moment it remembers it’s also a crime novel. This is Innes territory: a place where wit is as sharp as the letter opener, conversations come with hidden trapdoors, and the atmosphere is thick with the particular English conviction that nothing truly serious should happen until after tea. Secrets, of course, are the currency here — personal secrets, family secrets, political secrets, the kind of secrets so ancient they’ve developed their own dust. And then there are the secrets people tell themselves, which are often the most expensive kind. Expect a plot with elegant turns and that Innes habit of making you feel like you’re reading something both comfortingly traditional and faintly sideways. The book plays with genre like a cat with a string: it can do the cosy “village with a dark heart” thing, but it also nudges at bigger questions — about class, power, reputation, and the strange theatre of British respectability. Everyone is acting, even when they’re trying not to. Especially then. If you’ve never read Innes, here’s the pitch: imagine a classic whodunnit that went to university, got a bit too fond of cleverness, and came back with a suitcase full of references and a grin. There’s a sense of intelligence at play — not the smug kind that wants to show off, but the playful kind that keeps changing the angle of the lamp so the shadows look different. You’re not just solving a puzzle; you’re watching someone enjoy constructing it. And because it’s an Innes mystery, you can safely assume the real villain might be human weakness — vanity, greed, fear, pride — but presented in a very tidy outfit, with good posture and a plausible alibi. Condition: Good, which is precisely the state in which a Penguin crime paperback should exist: slightly rubbed at the corners like it’s been carried in a raincoat pocket, cracked open on trains, and read in bursts between other people’s scandalous conversations. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because nothing says “literate murder and aristocratic awkwardness” like a second-hand copy that looks like it’s seen things. Possibly the very things Lord Mullion is keeping secret. Perfect for readers who like their detective fiction clever, cosy-adjacent, and quietly barbed, with a side order of social satire and the lingering sense that the most dangerous weapon in the room is not a knife… but a perfectly phrased remark. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5509/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lord-mullions-secret-jan-2026.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140065213 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5506 Ancient Myths by Norma Lorre Goodrich Ancient Myths (c.1980) by Norma Lorre Goodrich (Mentor), ISBN: 0451623614 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Ever wanted the greatest hits of human imagination without having to join a mystery cult, wrestle a hydra, or get turned into a shrub by an offended deity? Ancient Myths is your passport to the old stories — the ones where the gods behave like moody aristocrats, heroes make terrible decisions with heroic confidence, and the universe is held together by fate, hubris, and the occasional very suspicious swan. Norma Lorre Goodrich serves up mythology the way a capable guide would lead you through a ruin: pointing out the dramatic bits, translating the strange bits, and gently steering you away from touching anything cursed. You get the big archetypes — creation, flood, underworld trips, monsters, tricksters, doomed romances, suspicious prophecies — and the comforting realisation that humanity has always processed its fears and desires by inventing stories in which someone definitely gets punished for them. This is the kind of book that reminds you myths weren’t written to be “quaint”. They were the original blockbuster franchises: high stakes, high drama, recurring characters, and absolutely zero concern for your emotional wellbeing. One minute you’re admiring a brave quest. The next minute a god is throwing a tantrum, a family tree is eating itself, and the moral lesson is something like, “Don’t boast. Also don’t exist in the general vicinity of power.” But it’s not all doom and divine harassment. Myths are funny, too — full of cosmic loopholes, clever thieves, accidental transformations, and that timeless ancient theme: “I could fix this with a sensible conversation, but instead I will do something spectacularly unhinged.” They’re humanity’s first attempts at explaining the world with style: why the seasons change, why storms happen, why love makes fools of us, why death is a door we can’t un-open. And beneath the monsters and miracles is something oddly familiar: people wanting meaning, wanting justice, wanting the universe to make sense, even if it has to be bribed with sacrifices and dramatic speeches. Condition: Good, which feels exactly right for a paperback that’s basically a portable pantheon. A little worn, a little foxed, possibly carrying faint traces of someone else’s late-night fascination with Minotaurs and doom. And sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would you find a book that contains the accumulated anxieties of civilisation, priced like a mildly dented toaster? Ideal for readers who want their bedtime reading to include gods, monsters, fate, and the reassuring knowledge that the ancient world was just as chaotic as ours — it just had better costumes and more creative punishments. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5506/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ancient-myths-jan-2026.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mentor 9780451623614 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5500 Joyce by Ian Pindar Welcome to Joyce (2004) by Ian Pindar (Life’s Times), ISBN 9781904341581 — a book with the audacity to take one of literature’s most mythologised men and present him in the compact, approachable form of a person you can actually read about without needing a postgraduate seminar and three strong coffees. Because James Joyce is usually encountered as a kind of cultural weather system: towering, complicated, endlessly referenced, occasionally weaponised (“Have you read Ulysses?” asked in the tone of a moral test). Pindar’s Joyce aims to be the antidote to all that solemnity. It’s a brisk, human-scale portrait of a writer whose life is often obscured by the size of the reputation — the glasses, the exile, the languages, the money worries, the eye trouble, the drinking, the relentless, stubborn labour of turning everyday life into art that made the everyday look strange forever after. You’ll get the essential Joyce story: Dublin as the emotional home he kept leaving and returning to in his work; the self-invention of the young artist; the long European years; the slow, obsessive construction of the big books; the friends, patrons, enemies, and bewildered bystanders; the family life that was both anchor and complication. It’s a reminder that Joyce wasn’t born “Joyce.” He became Joyce through persistence, charisma, risk, and a frankly heroic commitment to his own vision. The irony, of course, is that Joyce the man often seems more straightforward than Joyce the brand. He wanted to write about ordinary people in extraordinary detail. He wanted to capture the music of thought. He wanted to get it right. He also needed rent money and medical help and readers who would tolerate his genius. The life contains all the classic writerly problems — vanity, insecurity, obsession, ambition — just turned up to modernist volume. This Life’s Times edition is also pleasingly niche: the kind of biography you find when you’ve wandered slightly off the main road of publishing and discovered a smaller, quieter route. Which is fitting for Joyce, who spent a lifetime working outside the mainstream, often in exile, relying on scattered networks to keep his work alive. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been read and used — which is exactly right for a biography designed to be handled, dipped into, and consulted when Joyce becomes “too Joyce” and you want him back in human proportions. Expect a bit of wear, but it’s still perfectly readable and ready to guide the next curious reader through the life behind the legend. Perfect for: Joyce-curious readers who want context without drowning, students looking for a clear overview of the life and its milestones, fans of literary biography who like things concise and readable, and anyone who suspects that behind every Great Modernist there is a person with bills, habits, and a stubborn streak. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a compact guide to the world’s most intimidating Irish novelist end up, if not waiting patiently to reassure the next reader that yes, Joyce was a genius… but he was also just a man who kept writing, despite everything, until the world had to catch up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5500/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/joyce-jan-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lifes Times 9781904341581 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5499 Shaking a Leg by Angela Carter Welcome to Shaking a Leg (1997) by Angela Carter (Penguin Books), ISBN 9780140276954 — a collection of journalism and essays that turns up looking like a perfectly normal paperback and then immediately starts doing what Angela Carter always does: making you feel smarter, slightly scandalised, and oddly delighted that someone is finally saying the sharp bit out loud. This is Carter outside the fairy-tale machinery of her fiction, but still very much Carter: witty, ferocious, playful, politically alert, and allergic to lazy thinking. Shaking a Leg gathers her pieces on culture, politics, books, film, feminism, and the everyday strangeness of modern life — written with that distinctive voice that can be elegant and punchy at the same time. She has a gift for taking something that seems “normal” and showing you the wires, the theatre, the assumptions, the power games. Then she laughs. Then she cuts. The title is perfect. “Shaking a leg” is what you tell someone when you want them to move, get on with it, stop dithering. Carter’s essays do the same to the reader. They hustle you along, nudge you awake, and refuse to let you sit comfortably inside received wisdom. There’s an irony in reading a 1997 collection that still feels briskly contemporary: you’ll recognise the debates, the absurdities, the cultural posturing — just with different hairstyles and fewer smartphones. Carter doesn’t date easily because she’s writing about the underlying machinery: who gets to speak, who gets mythologised, who gets dismissed, and what stories society tells itself to keep the furniture arranged. And she’s fun. This isn’t “earnest essay writing” that tastes like medicine. Carter can be mischievous, gleefully exact, and wonderfully impatient with pomposity. She’ll give you cultural criticism with a novelist’s eye — sharp detail, vivid character sketches, and an instinct for the revealing quote. Even when she’s serious (often), there’s a sparkle of intelligence that makes the seriousness feel energising rather than heavy. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been read and handled — which makes sense. This is a book people pick up, dip into, underline, lend, argue with. It might show a bit of wear, but it’s still fully ready to do its job: keep you entertained while it quietly rearranges your worldview. Perfect for: Angela Carter fans who want more of her mind on the page, readers who like cultural criticism with teeth and humour, anyone interested in feminism, media, and myth-making, and people who enjoy essays that don’t just analyse the world — they prod it. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a Penguin paperback of Carter’s sharpest non-fiction end up, if not waiting patiently to give the next reader a brisk intellectual shove and a grin that says: Come on. Keep up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5499/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shaking-a-leg-jan-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140276954 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5496 The Game of War - The Life and Death of Guy Debord by Andrew Hussey Welcome to The Game of War: The Life and Death of Guy Debord (2002) by Andrew Hussey (Pimlico), ISBN 9780712673747 — a biography of a man who looked at modern life and decided it was mostly a kind of elaborate con trick. Then he made it his life’s work to expose the trick… while also, in a wonderfully inconvenient twist, becoming part of the cultural machinery he despised. Guy Debord is best known as the driving force behind the Situationist International and the author of The Society of the Spectacle — the book that taught generations how to say, with confidence, that everything is commodified, mediated, and staged. (If you’ve ever accused reality of being a performance, you’ve basically borrowed Debord’s coat.) Hussey’s biography digs into the whole combustible package: the ideas, the alliances, the artistic provocations, the political fights, the refusal to play nice, and the personal intensity that made Debord both magnetic and profoundly difficult. The title is perfect. The Game of War isn’t just a metaphor — it captures Debord’s worldview: life as strategy, culture as battlefield, friendship as loyalty test, and politics as something you do with absolute seriousness and zero patience for fools. He was an intellectual who treated thought as action, and action as something that should leave a mark. He wasn’t interested in polite critique. He was interested in disruption, in breaking the spell, in forcing people to see the structures they were swimming in. And the irony? Debord fought “the spectacle” — the mass-media dreamworld of images, consumption, and passive spectatorship — yet he also mastered style, myth-making, and artistic presence. He made films. He curated his own legend. He understood the power of image even as he condemned it. Which is why he remains so compelling: his life is a case study in the tension between rejecting modern culture and being formed by it. Hussey writes with pace and narrative punch, so this isn’t a dry intellectual monument. It’s a proper life story with sharp edges: postwar Paris, avant-garde ferment, revolutionary rhetoric, bitter splits, fierce friendships, and the long afterlife of ideas that refuse to stay in their original decade. It’s part biography, part cultural history, part cautionary tale about what happens when you demand purity from a world built on compromise. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been read and handled — which is exactly right for a book like this. Debord doesn’t inspire pristine shelf-sitting. He inspires underlining, arguments in the margins, and long conversations that begin with “Have you read Debord?” and end with someone announcing they’re deleting all their social media (until next Tuesday). Perfect for: readers interested in radical politics, avant-garde art, and 20th-century intellectual life, anyone who’s ever heard “the spectacle” and wanted the backstory, cultural critics, media nerds, and theory-curious readers, and people who like biographies of brilliant, difficult, uncompromising figures. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a biography of a man who declared war on modern reality end up, if not waiting patiently to be rediscovered by the next reader who suspects the world is staged and wants the name of the stage manager. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5496/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-game-of-war-jan-2026.jpg 44.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pimlico 9780712673747 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5494 Ted Hughes - The Life of a Poet by Elaine Feinstein Welcome to Ted Hughes: The Life of a Poet (2001) by Elaine Feinstein (Weidenfeld & Nicolson), ISBN 9780297646013 — a biography that arrives with the sensible promise of “a life” and then remembers it’s dealing with Ted Hughes, a man whose public aura has long hovered somewhere between mythic force of nature and human being who had to buy groceries. Feinstein’s angle is exactly what the title suggests: Hughes as poet first. Not a tabloid character, not a convenient villain or hero, not a single frozen narrative, but a writer — formed by childhood landscapes, reading, ambition, friendships, rivalries, institutions, and that relentless internal pressure that makes some people turn experience into language as if it’s the only way to breathe. If you’ve ever felt that Hughes gets discussed more than he gets read, this book is a useful corrective. The irony is that writing “the life of a poet” sounds almost pastoral. You picture quiet desks, thoughtful walks, gentle reflection. Hughes, of course, wrote as if the countryside had teeth and myth was a practical force. His poetry bristles with animals, weather, violence, transformation — and Feinstein works to show how that voice emerged, developed, and hardened into one of the most recognisable in modern English literature. It’s not just “what happened” but “how the work happened”: how a career is built, how a poetic imagination feeds itself, how reputation forms, and how success and scrutiny change the person inside the words. And yes — because it’s Hughes — the life intersects with the larger drama everyone knows is there. Feinstein doesn’t pretend otherwise, but the point isn’t to rehearse gossip for sport. The point is to place the private and public storms alongside the writing and ask what can actually be understood. It’s a biography that tries to keep its head when the surrounding culture tends to lose it. You get the sense of Hughes moving through literary Britain: magazines, prizes, publishers, laureateship, the machinery of being “important,” and the odd contradiction of a poet whose work is feral and elemental becoming an establishment figure. The man who wrote like a hawk ends up with official titles — which is either comedic or inevitable, depending on your mood. Condition: Good, meaning this copy has been read and lived with — which feels appropriate for a biography that’s meant to be handled, consulted, and argued with. Expect some honest wear, but it’s still solid, readable, and ready for the next reader who wants context, nuance, and a view of Hughes that doesn’t flatten him into a single headline. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a literary biography of Britain’s most storm-lit poet end up, if not waiting patiently on a shelf, ready to pull the next reader into the thick undergrowth where the poems came from. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5494/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ted-hughes-the-life-of-a-poet-jan-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297646013 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5493 Guardian Style by David Marsh and Amelia Hodson Welcome to Guardian Style (2010) by David Marsh and Amelia Hodson (Guardian Books), ISBN 9780852652220 — the book that proves the English language isn’t a living, evolving thing at all, but a mildly anxious flatshare where everyone argues about commas and nobody ever replaces the milk. This is the Guardian’s in-house style guide, which means it’s part rulebook, part cultural artifact, and part gentle scolding from a newspaper that has strong feelings about hyphens. It’s not a dictionary. It’s not a grammar textbook. It’s a set of decisions — thousands of them — about how to write clearly and consistently, in public, every day, while the world is on fire and someone has just spelled “defence” with an “s”. The irony is that this looks like a small, sensible reference book, but it contains the kind of micro-authority that can start wars in newsrooms. Should it be “email” or “e-mail”? Which capital letters get to live? When is a quote mark guilty until proven innocent? What is the correct plural of any acronym invented after 1973? Guardian Style has opinions, and it is not shy about them. If you’ve ever wondered why headlines read the way they do — or why some publications insist on house rules that feel like secret handshakes — this is the backstage pass. It’s also, unexpectedly, fun. Style guides are full of tiny dramas: the constant battle between tradition and readability, the urge to be precise without becoming unbearable, the need to standardise without sanding off humanity. A good style guide is basically a museum of linguistic edge cases, and Guardian Style is no exception. You will find yourself reading entries you never thought you’d care about and thinking, Actually… yes. That is better. Or, alternatively, Absolutely not, and I will die on this hill. Either response means it’s working. And because it’s the Guardian, there’s a particular flavour: practical, modern, occasionally wry, and deeply invested in clarity. This is a tool designed for writers and editors who have to make choices fast, and live with them. It’s also the sort of book that quietly improves your writing through osmosis — you start noticing your own habits, your own fluff, your own unnecessary capitals. It won’t just tell you how to write; it will make you mildly self-conscious in the best way. Condition: Good, meaning it’s done some service. A style guide in “good” condition is a compliment: it suggests it’s been consulted, argued with, possibly used as a desk companion during moments of headline panic. Expect a bit of wear, but still perfectly fit for duty — whether you’re editing copy, writing web content, or just trying to stop your sentences from wandering off unsupervised. Perfect for: writers, editors, students, and anyone who has to publish words for money, Guardian readers who want to see the machinery behind the prose, grammar lovers and punctuation litigators, and people who enjoy books that can make you feel smugly correct (even when you’re not). Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a newspaper’s style commandments end up, if not waiting to be adopted by the next person who wants their commas crisp, their spelling consistent, and their prose just a little less chaotic than the world it describes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5493/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/guardian-style-jan-2026.jpg 6.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Guardian Books 9780852652220 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5485 What the Water Gave Me by Pascale Petit Welcome to What the Water Gave Me (2010) by Pascale Petit (Seren), ISBN 9781854115157 — a poetry collection with a title that sounds serene and gently aquatic, right up until you realise water doesn’t “give” in the way gift shops do. Water gives like weather gives: mysteriously, intensely, sometimes beautifully, sometimes with a sharp undertow. Which is exactly the energy this book carries. Pascale Petit writes poems that feel like richly coloured currents: lyrical, vivid, and full of sudden shifts where myth, memory, family, and the natural world collide in the same line. You’ll get the sense of a speaker wading into deep personal territory — identity, inheritance, desire, loss — and letting the imagery do the heavy lifting. These poems don’t so much explain as conjure. They have that good-poetry quality where you finish a piece and think, “I’m not sure I can paraphrase that,” but you’re absolutely sure it did something to you. The irony is that the collection is published by Seren — a name that suggests calm — while the poems themselves can be anything but. There’s often a fierce, luminous intensity here, a willingness to look directly at complicated relationships and carry them through surreal, mythic, or elemental landscapes. Water becomes metaphor, archive, mirror, and threat — a way of talking about what can’t be held, what can’t be fixed, what keeps moving even when you’d like it to stop. And because this is poetry, “what the water gave me” might be beauty, yes — but it might also be wreckage, revelation, or the kind of clarity that arrives inconveniently, like a wave just as you’ve put your shoes on. Petit’s language is sensuous and exacting; it can be lush without being foggy, strange without being random. The lines feel crafted, but alive — as if the poems are both carefully built and slightly feral. Condition: Good, meaning this copy has been read and handled — likely by someone who picked it up expecting gentle lyricism and then found themselves unexpectedly struck by an image they couldn’t shake. A little wear is perfectly fitting for a poetry book: not pristine, but lived with, carried around, returned to. Perfect for: readers who like contemporary poetry with mythic/elemental power, anyone drawn to lush imagery and emotional sharpness, fans of collections that reward rereading, and people who enjoy being slightly undone by a well-placed line. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a quietly beautiful, slightly wild Seren poetry collection end up, if not waiting patiently to pull the next reader under, just a little, and then set them back down changed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5485/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/what-the-water-gave-me-jan-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Seren 9781854115157 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5484 62 - A Model Kit by Julio Cortazar Welcome to 62: A Model Kit (1994) by Julio Cortázar (Marion Boyars), ISBN 9780714525310 — a novel that looks you in the eye and says, very calmly: Here are the pieces. Build the story yourself. And then watches, politely, as you realise the pieces may be moving. If you’re expecting a conventional plot with a beginning, middle, and end that line up like obedient dominoes, Cortázar has bad news (and it’s delightful). This is fiction as pattern, echo, collage — a book where meaning isn’t delivered, it’s assembled. The title is not joking: it’s a model kit. You get characters, scenes, cities, gestures, fragments of conversation, odd coincidences, recurring images, and a strong sense that reality is a little looser than you were promised. The pleasure is in the connections — and in the fact that the connections are never fully pinned down. Cortázar’s world is cosmopolitan and slightly uncanny: people drift between Paris, London, Vienna (and the mental spaces in between), falling into conversations that feel like puzzles, relationships that feel like déjà vu, and moments that seem to carry secret instructions. There’s humour, elegance, and that peculiar Cortázar quality where the everyday can suddenly tilt into the surreal without any dramatic special effects — just a shift in perception and a sentence that lands a fraction too perfectly. The irony here is that it can feel both playful and deeply serious. You’ll catch yourself smiling at the cleverness, then get snagged by something unsettling — a sense of unseen design, a shadow of violence, the idea that people’s lives might be linked by forces they can’t name. The book doesn’t shout its themes. It lets them accumulate like music: repetition, variation, tension, release. Reading it is less like being told a story and more like walking through a set of rooms where the wallpaper repeats in different colours and you start to suspect the house is thinking. Marion Boyars is a perfect fit as a publisher: this is literary, slightly daring, the sort of book you buy because you enjoy being intellectually nudged off balance. It’s the kind of novel that makes you feel sophisticated just by owning it — and then makes you work for that sophistication by refusing to behave. Condition: Very Good, meaning this copy has been treated with the sort of respect people give to books that might bite. It’s been read, but carefully; carried, but not battered. Clean enough to feel “almost new,” and solid enough to handle rereading — which is important, because this is absolutely the kind of book that changes slightly when you come back to it. (Or you do. Same difference.) Perfect for: fans of experimental and modernist fiction, Cortázar devotees and curious newcomers who enjoy puzzles, readers who like their novels to behave like art objects, and anyone who has ever wished a book would stop holding their hand and instead hand them a screwdriver. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a very good copy of an elegant, brain-bending Cortázar “model kit” end up, if not waiting for the next reader to open it, start assembling meaning, and realise they’ve built something strange, beautiful, and slightly alive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5484/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/62-a-model-kit-jan-2025.jpg 10.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Marion Boyars 9780714525310 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5480 America Comes of Age by AE Campbell Welcome to America Comes of Age (1971) by A. E. Campbell (MacDonald), ISBN 0356037703 — a book with the audacity to look at an entire nation and declare, with calm certainty: Right. This is the bit where America grows up. Which is immediately funny, because nations do not “come of age” the way people do. There’s no single birthday cake, no neat moment of maturity, no universal agreement that everyone is now sensible and won’t do anything impulsive. But that’s exactly why a title like this is so irresistible: it promises a grand story — the United States moving from raw, noisy, experimental youth into something recognisably modern, influential, and alarmingly confident. Think of it as a cultural and historical growth spurt, captured in hardback. Written in 1971, the book has that wonderful period perspective: far enough from the early foundations to see the shape of the myth, but close enough to the 20th century’s upheavals that everything still feels recent, contested, and alive. It’s the kind of history that doesn’t just list dates; it tries to describe a transformation — how a place becomes an idea, how an idea becomes a power, and how power immediately attracts both admiration and headaches. Expect the big themes: identity, expansion, industry, politics, and the cultural self-invention that America does so loudly it can be heard from space. The irony is that “coming of age” often involves a complicated mixture of idealism and compromise — lofty rhetoric alongside messy reality — and American history is basically a masterclass in that tension. If you like history that treats a country as a character (ambitious, contradictory, brilliant, infuriating), this will scratch the itch. And then there’s the physical charm of a 1971 MacDonald edition: the faintly serious “this belongs in a study” vibe, the slightly retro confidence of its production, and that comforting sense that you’re reading the kind of book people once bought to understand the world, rather than to decorate a zoom background. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been handled and read, not sealed away like a museum object. It has lived a little — as a book about America arguably should. Still solid, still readable, still perfectly capable of doing its job: giving you a sweeping narrative you can dip into and emerge from feeling slightly more informed and slightly more aware that “maturity” is a complicated concept. Perfect for: readers who enjoy broad historical overviews with a clear storyline, anyone interested in America’s development as a cultural and political force, lovers of mid-century/late-60s/early-70s historical writing tone, and people who appreciate the faint comedy of trying to summarise a nation’s “grown-up phase” in one book. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a 1971 hardback confidently announcing America’s adulthood end up, if not waiting for the next reader to open it and think, “Ah yes… here is where it all becomes complicated.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5480/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/america-comes-of-age-jan-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald 9780356037707 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5479 Happy Days by Samuel Beckett Welcome to Happy Days (1976) by Samuel Beckett (Faber & Faber), ISBN 0571066534 — a title that arrives with a grin so dry it could sand wood, then immediately demonstrates Beckett’s signature trick: making you laugh, wince, and stare into the existential middle distance… often in the same sentence. If you don’t know it: this is the play where optimism is a survival technique and the set design is, frankly, a personal attack. Winnie is literally stuck — first up to her waist, later up to her neck — in a mound of earth, under a blazing light, determined to keep talking, keep performing normality, keep calling it a “happy day” as the universe quietly proves it has no interest in your branding. Nearby is Willie, her mostly silent companion, present in that haunting way only Beckett can manage: the human relationship reduced to proximity, habit, and the occasional grunt of acknowledgement. It’s comedy. It’s tragedy. It’s also a strangely accurate portrait of what it feels like to be a person with a mind that won’t stop narrating your life even when your life is basically a slow-motion disaster. Winnie’s chatter is both heroic and terrifying: she clings to routine, objects, memories, little rituals — a toothbrush, a handbag, a phrase — like they’re lifelines. And Beckett, being Beckett, makes those lifelines simultaneously ridiculous and desperately human. The irony, of course, is that Happy Days is one of the bleakest, funniest, most oddly comforting pieces of theatre you can read. It’s about endurance. It’s about time. It’s about the ways we fill silence to avoid hearing what silence is saying. And it’s about the frightening resilience of the human spirit, which will insist on a cheery tone even as the sand rises. This 1976 Faber & Faber edition is the right vessel for it: clean, serious, slightly austere — the kind of book that looks like it belongs on a shelf with other works that have made people whisper “brilliant” and then look mildly traumatised. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been read and lived with. Expect some honest wear, but nothing that stops it doing its job: delivering Beckett’s precise, strange music with full force. Perfect for: theatre lovers and Beckett devotees, readers who enjoy dark comedy and philosophical bite, anyone fascinated by language as both comfort and trap, and people who suspect that “fine, really” is sometimes the most revealing sentence in the world. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a play about cheerfully narrating your own slow sinking end up, if not waiting patiently for the next reader to open it, laugh at the wrong moment, and quietly reconsider the concept of a “happy day.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5479/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/happy-days-jan-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571066537 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5478 Archy and Mehitabel by Don Marquis Welcome to Archy and Mehitabel (1974) by Don Marquis (Faber & Faber), ISBN 0571056660 — the book that asks, very calmly: What if your sharpest columnist was a cockroach, your most chaotic philosopher was a stray cat, and their preferred literary style was “all lowercase because i am literally typing by jumping on keys”? Yes. That’s what this is. And it’s magnificent. Archy is a former free-verse poet reincarnated as a cockroach, which is already an excellent career pivot. Each night he hurls himself at a typewriter to produce dispatches from the underside of civilisation: witty, weary, oddly tender observations about humans, art, love, money, politics, and the daily indignities of being small in a big world. Mehitabel — cat, diva, survivor, and self-declared “feline about town” — sweeps in with the confidence of someone who has lived nine lives and is bored of at least seven of them. Together they form one of literature’s best double acts: the earnest bug and the glamorous cynic, reporting from the gutters with more insight than the people in penthouses. The irony is that this book is both very funny and quietly profound. It reads like a vaudeville sketch written by someone who has seen too much, laughed anyway, and then scribbled something unexpectedly wise on a napkin. Marquis has that rare knack for being playful without being lightweight — the humour lands, but so does the melancholy. Archy’s little monologues and Mehitabel’s swaggering songs are a kind of sideways humanism: compassionate, skeptical, and deeply aware that life is messy, short, and frequently absurd. And the form is part of the charm: Archy’s poems are famously uncapitalised, oddly punctuated, and “typed” with insect logic. It’s a gimmick that becomes a voice — vulnerable, immediate, slightly battered, and impossible not to like. You start reading for the joke and stay because, annoyingly, the cockroach is right about everything. This 1974 Faber & Faber edition is a perfect match for the material: slim, literary, and faintly rebellious. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been read and handled — as it should be — with a bit of honest wear but still fully ready to entertain the next person who suspects that the best commentary on humanity might come from the corners we ignore. Perfect for: lovers of witty, offbeat classics, poetry readers who enjoy humour and heart in equal measure, anyone who likes satire that doesn’t punch down, and people who’ve ever looked at society and thought, “I’d like a small, tough creature to explain this to me.” Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a beloved, slightly scruffy masterpiece narrated by a cockroach and a cat end up, if not waiting patiently for the next reader to open it, chuckle, and then realise they’ve just been emotionally outperformed by an insect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5478/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/archy-mehitabel-jan-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571056668 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5477 THe Best of British Poetry - Volume One Tennyson by Tennyson Welcome to The Best of British Poetry – Volume One: Tennyson (circa 1911, by Tennyson, published by T. N. Foulis) — a book that doesn’t so much sit on a shelf as pose there, slightly aloof, like it knows it contains lines that have been quoted at earnest people for over a century and expects you to behave accordingly. This is Tennyson in curated form: the laureate of grandeur, melancholy, doomed romance, misty landscapes, and that very British talent for making emotional catastrophe sound like a beautifully furnished drawing room. Open it and you’ll find the familiar music of Victorian verse — rolling rhythms, high feelings, heroic doubts, and the sense that someone, somewhere, is staring at the horizon and having a morally complicated time about it. It’s poetry for people who like their emotions properly dressed. But the real charm here is the object itself. This is an odd-shaped little volume — the sort that feels designed to slip into a coat pocket, a satchel, or an Edwardian sense of self-importance. It has rough edges (the authentic “untrimmed” look that whispers I am serious literature, even while it sheds tiny paper fibres like a dignified old sheep). The cloth is aged, with staining that’s “similar but more pronounced” on the back — the kind of honest wear that says this book has been around, has been handled, has perhaps been opened during moments of intense sincerity. The date is a best guess, but there’s an owner’s pencil date inside: 1911 — which is basically as close as you’ll get to a time machine without inventing one. Imagine: someone, in 1911, claiming this book as theirs. The Titanic is still a future rumour, the modern world is warming up offstage, and here’s Tennyson, still doing what he does best: making longing sound stately. Condition: Good, meaning it’s not pristine, not precious in the modern “sealed in plastic” sense, but genuinely intact and readable — a survivor with character. Not a showroom item, more a small, slightly battered companion that has earned the right to look the way it does. It’s the kind of book that doesn’t apologise for its age; it uses it as part of the aesthetic. Perfect for: lovers of Victorian poetry and classic British verse, collectors of quirky early-20th-century editions, anyone who appreciates tactile, slightly eccentric books with rough-cut pages, and people who like their literature with provenance, even if it’s just a pencil scribble and a century of shelf-life. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would an oddly shaped, rough-edged, gently stained little Tennyson volume turn up, if not waiting patiently for a new owner to pick it up, feel the texture of time, and read a line that somehow still lands like a bell in the fog. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5477/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-of-british-poetry-volume-one-tennyson-jan-2026.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books TN Foulis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5476 Bonjour Tristesss and A Certain Smile by Francoise Sagan Welcome to Bonjour Tristesse and A Certain Smile (1958) by Françoise Sagan (The Reprint Society) — a double helping of elegant French discontent, served cold, with a cigarette, on a sun-drenched terrace where everyone is technically on holiday and emotionally in freefall. Sagan’s special talent is making youthful drama feel both weightless and lethal. These are slim novels with the confidence of people who think they’re just “having a bit of fun,” right up until the moment fun quietly becomes consequence. The prose is crisp, the tone is cool, and the emotional damage is delivered with the kind of understatement that feels almost rude. Nothing is yelled. Nobody throws a plate. And yet, by the end, you’ll be sitting there thinking, Well. That was devastating in a very tidy way. Bonjour Tristesse is the famous one: sun, money, flirtation, boredom, and the unsettling freedom of youth — all set against adults behaving badly and a teenager learning that manipulation is a skill you can pick up faster than you can put down. It’s the sound of the 1950s quietly realising that innocence is overrated and that “summer” can be a mood, not a season. A Certain Smile continues the theme: romance with a side of moral ambiguity, an atmosphere of Parisian sophistication, and characters who treat emotional boundaries as optional decor. It’s not that they’re cruel, exactly. It’s just that they’re experimenting — with love, identity, and the thrilling belief that they can do anything without paying for it. (History, as ever, laughs softly.) The irony here is that these books are small. They look like light reading. They behave like little grenades of clarity about desire, vanity, and the strange emptiness that can sit inside privilege. They’re also deeply stylish — which is part of the trap. Sagan makes melancholy look good. She makes bad decisions look like an aesthetic. She makes “tristesse” feel almost glamorous, right up until you remember it’s still sadness. This 1958 Reprint Society edition has that lovely mid-century physical charm: a solid, sensible book presenting very unsensible emotions. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been handled and read — which is appropriate, because these are books that practically demand to be passed along with a knowing look and a “you’ll like this.” Expect a bit of honest wear, but nothing that stops it doing its job: making you feel sophisticated and slightly haunted. Perfect for: fans of French fiction and cool-toned psychological drama, readers who enjoy sharp, short novels that leave a long aftertaste, anyone who likes their romance complicated and their protagonists a bit alarming, and people who suspect that “a certain smile” is usually the beginning of trouble. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a 1958 double dose of chic despair end up, if not waiting patiently for the next reader to open it, fall into a beautifully written bad idea, and think: Ah yes. Bonjour, tristesse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5476/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bonjour-tristess-and-a-certain-smil-jan-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Reprint Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5473 Great Lion of God by Taylor Caldwell Welcome to Great Lion of God (1973) by Taylor Caldwell (Fontana) — a historical novel that doesn’t so much enter ancient history as stride into it wearing sandals, destiny, and an absolutely unstoppable amount of narrative confidence. This is Caldwell in full epic mode: big characters, big stakes, big emotions, and the kind of storytelling that assumes you didn’t come here for subtlety — you came here for Rome and Judea, for faith and power, for empires grinding forward and individuals trying (sometimes heroically, sometimes catastrophically) to matter inside them. It’s the sort of book that makes you feel like you’re watching history happen from the front row, except the front row is occasionally on fire. At the centre is Paul of Tarsus — the “lion” of the title — a figure who has been interpreted, argued over, worshipped, criticised, and footnoted for nearly two millennia, and Caldwell treats him like what he is: a human being with ferocious conviction, complicated motives, and a story that refuses to stay small. Expect conversions and confrontations, sermons and prisons, friendship and betrayal, danger by land and sea — all the textures of a world where travel is hard, politics are lethal, and belief is not a private hobby but a public collision. And because it’s written as a sweeping historical novel, you get the delicious irony of reading spiritual history as an adventure narrative. It’s theology with dust on its feet. It’s the birth of a movement told with the pacing of a thriller, except the villain is often bureaucracy, the Roman state, or the frailty of human nature. Caldwell has a gift for making the ancient world feel immediate — crowded streets, harsh roads, tense rooms — and for turning debates into drama. People don’t just disagree; they clash. They don’t just travel; they endure. They don’t just believe; they burn. This Fontana paperback edition has that classic 1970s vibe: the kind of book that looks like it’s survived a few bedside tables, a couple of commutes, and at least one “I’ll just read a chapter” that turned into 2am. It’s ideal for readers who like their historical fiction properly immersive — rich with atmosphere, unashamedly grand, and slightly addictive in that old-school page-turner way. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been read and handled as intended — a little wear, a bit of life in the spine, but still solid and ready for the next reader who wants to disappear into an epic. This is not a fragile collector’s ornament; it’s a working paperback built for long engagements with big ideas and bigger scenes. Perfect for: fans of sweeping historical novels with a serious backbone, readers who enjoy early Christian / Roman-era settings without academic dryness, anyone who likes stories where belief has consequences, and those who secretly love a book that feels like a whole world in your hands. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a 1973 Fontana epic about faith, empire, and a man with the energy of a spiritual wildfire end up, if not waiting patiently to roar back into life on someone’s sofa. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5473/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-lion-of-god-jan-2026.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5471 Buddenbrooks by Thomas Mann Welcome to Buddenbrooks (1975) by Thomas Mann — Penguin Modern Classics, ISBN 0140012141 — a book that politely introduces you to a respectable family and then spends several hundred pages watching respectability do what it always does: crack, creak, sigh dramatically, and eventually collapse under the weight of its own good taste. This is the famous saga of a prosperous German merchant family, told with the kind of cool, observant intelligence that makes you feel as if you’re reading a novel and a post-mortem at the same time. Mann’s genius is that he can make the most refined domestic details — a dinner, a business decision, a marriage, a musical performance, a minor social embarrassment — feel like tectonic shifts. You’ll come for the “family chronicle” and stay for the creeping realisation that this is really a book about time, decline, and the terrifying fact that civilisation is mostly people trying to keep things nice while entropy does its paperwork. If you’ve ever wanted to watch a dynasty fade in slow motion (in immaculate prose), this is your moment. The Buddenbrooks have money, manners, and a strong belief that they are the sort of people who will always have money and manners. Fate, of course, loves that kind of confidence. Over generations, you’ll see fortunes strained, ambitions wobble, identities shift, and the family’s polished exterior become increasingly hard to maintain. It’s part social satire, part psychological study, part cultural history — and somehow also weirdly funny, in a dry, “humans are predictable” sort of way. And because it’s Thomas Mann, the book has that deliciously ironic double-layer: it’s serious and profound, but it also knows exactly how ridiculous certain social rituals are. You’ll find yourself admiring the craftsmanship while also thinking, Good grief, these people are exhausting. (That’s the point. The novel is basically the long, elegant story of exhaustion.) This Penguin Modern Classics edition has its own quiet charm: serious cover, portable heft, and the faint aura of a book that makes you look intellectual simply for carrying it. It’s the kind of paperback that ends up with a few creases because someone optimistically tried to read it on a train and then realised they’d need a longer train. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been read and lived with — not pristine, but solid and perfectly ready for its next reader. A little wear is appropriate here; Buddenbrooks itself is essentially a hymn to the dignity of things that age. Perfect for: readers who enjoy big literary family sagas with brains, anyone fascinated by class, culture, commerce, and slow-burn decline, fans of books where the drama is mostly manners, money, and meaning, and people who like their classics with both depth and a faintly mischievous smirk. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a dignified tale of bourgeois rise-and-fall end up, if not waiting patiently on a shelf, ready to usher a new reader into the grand, elegant, slightly horrifying pleasure of watching a family’s golden age gently tarnish in real time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5471/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/buddenbrooks-jan-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics 9780140012149 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5470 Just So Stories by Rudyard Kiplin Welcome to Just So Stories (1931) by Rudyard Kipling (Macmillan & Co.) — a book that arrives from the early 20th century with the calm confidence of someone who has never had to compete with cartoons, tablets, or a thousand “content options.” It simply opens its covers and says: Sit down. Listen properly. I’m going to tell you exactly how the world got like this. And by “exactly,” it means in the most gloriously improbable way possible. These are the famous “how it came to be” tales — the ones that explain, with straight-faced mischief, why the elephant has a trunk, why the camel has a hump, why the leopard has spots, and why certain creatures should probably not have been left unsupervised near curious questions. Kipling’s voice is warm, witty, slightly conspiratorial, and wonderfully insistent on being read aloud. The stories have that rhythmic, “once-upon-a-time-but-with-attitude” cadence, the kind that makes you feel as if you’re being gently bossed around by a favourite uncle who knows exactly when to pause for maximum effect. There’s a delightful irony to owning a 1931 edition of a book that was already playing at being “old-fashioned” even then. You’re holding a time capsule of storytelling: the era of proper sentences, cheeky repetition, and a world where imagination doesn’t need special effects — it just needs a voice and a willing listener. It’s simultaneously cosy and sharp-edged, full of linguistic flourishes, playful invented words, and that classic Kipling knack for making a children’s story sound like it has an entire universe standing just off-stage. This particular copy is Very Good, which is exactly what you want for something approaching a century old: well-kept, respectable, and still perfectly ready to be read, re-read, and dramatically performed. And the best part: the soft leather back binding. That little touch gives it a faint “library treasure” feel — like it belongs on a shelf next to other books that have survived multiple generations of bedtime readings and still look quietly proud of it. Perfect for: collectors of vintage children’s classics, anyone who likes their fairy tales with humour and bite, people who enjoy reading aloud (or being read to), and anyone who wants a book that feels like an heirloom without demanding white gloves. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a 1931 Macmillan Kipling with a soft leather spine end up, if not waiting patiently for the next reader to open it “just for a look” and then fall straight back into the timeless business of stories told just so. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5470/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/just-so-stories-jan-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5469 Clive by Robert Harvey Enter Clive: The Life and Death of a British Emperor (1998) by Robert Harvey (Hodder & Stoughton), ISBN 9780340654408 — a biography that takes one look at an 18th-century company man and decides, quite reasonably, that “employee of the month” doesn’t quite cover it. This is the story of Robert Clive: a man who managed to become both a household name and a walking argument about how empires actually happen (spoiler: it’s rarely tidy, often violent, and usually involves people with alarming confidence doing big things very far from home). Harvey’s book reads like history with the lights turned up — the East India Company’s transformation from traders into power brokers, battles and politics, fortunes made at breathtaking speed, reputations built and shredded, and the uncomfortable reality that “modern Britain” didn’t just politely appear one morning fully formed. It was assembled, contested, and paid for in ways that still echo. Clive himself is the kind of figure biographies love: ambitious, capable, controversial, frequently in the thick of it, and impossible to reduce to a single mood. One chapter you’re watching a career rocket upward through warfare and manoeuvre; the next you’re in the murkier territory of money, morality, scrutiny, and the fact that history’s winners don’t always get to enjoy being winners. Harvey doesn’t treat the period like costume drama. He treats it like a system — a messy, improvised machine of trade, power, and opportunism — with Clive as one of its most effective (and therefore most debated) operators. The irony, of course, is the subtitle’s perfect bite: “a British Emperor.” Not crowned, not anointed, not sitting on a jewel-studded throne — just the sort of man who ends up shaping nations while officially being, on paper, part of a company. It’s a reminder that the past can be stranger than fiction, and frequently less comfortable. Condition: Very Good — almost new, hardly read, with some fading to the spine (as shown in the image). In other words: the contents are fresh, the exterior has a slight sun-kissed “I’ve lived on a shelf” patina, and it’s ready for someone who wants serious history without needing a museum badge to enjoy it. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a near-pristine biography of empire, ambition, and consequences end up, if not waiting patiently to make your evening a little more informed and a lot more morally complicated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5469/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/clive-jan-2026.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340654408 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5468 Chips - The Diaries of Sir Henry Channon by Robert Rhodes James Welcome to Chips: The Diaries of Sir Henry Channon (1967), edited by Robert Rhodes James (Weidenfeld and Nicolson) — a book that functions less as a diary and more as a society periscope lowered into the shimmering, gossipy deep of mid-20th-century British high life. If you’ve ever wondered what it might be like to eavesdrop on history while it’s wearing evening dress and pretending not to care, this is your invitation. Sir Henry “Chips” Channon didn’t just attend the party. He took notes. Not the wholesome “dear diary, today I learned something” sort — more the “dear diary, everyone is fascinating, ridiculous, and slightly doomed” sort. These pages are full of political hum, social manoeuvring, sharp observations, and the kind of name-laden, eyebrow-arched commentary that makes you grateful you’re reading it in private. The tone is effortless: witty, catty, perceptive, occasionally breathtakingly frank — the literary equivalent of a raised eyebrow across a crowded drawing room. And because this is a curated selection edited by Robert Rhodes James, you’re getting Channon in a form that reads like a highlight reel of glittering conversations and revealing moments: the feel of an era, the texture of class, the theatre of politics, the private opinions that never make it into official biographies. It’s one of those books that reminds you history isn’t just speeches and wars — it’s also lunches, invitations, alliances, humiliations, and the quiet violence of being left off the guest list. The irony, of course, is that the diaries are called Chips — a title with the cosy charm of a pub order — while the content is very much champagne and consequences. It’s Britain’s governing and social elite seen up close: glamorous, brittle, bored, brilliant, snobbish, funny, and frequently more human than they’d like to admit. You’ll read a line, laugh, then pause and think, Oh. That’s… actually quite revealing, and then laugh again because the next line will be even worse. Condition: Good, meaning this copy has been enjoyed in the correct way: handled, dipped into, perhaps passed around with a conspiratorial “read this bit.” Expect a little honest wear — the marks of a book that’s been read rather than merely displayed — but still perfectly capable of delivering the main experience: feeling like you’ve been handed a discreet seat in the corner of a very exclusive room, with the added benefit that nobody can see your expression. Perfect for: readers who love political and social history with bite, fans of diaries, gossip, and the anthropology of the upper classes, anyone who enjoys beautifully phrased judgement as a literary form, and people who like their history less “official narrative” and more “what they really thought when the door closed.” Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a 1967 hardback of elite diaries end up, if not waiting to be rediscovered by someone who appreciates that the past isn’t merely recorded… it’s commented on, often mercilessly, in excellent prose. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5468/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chips-the-diaries-of-sir-henry-channon-jan-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson no GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5467 Toulouse-Lautrec and the Fin-de-Siecle by David Sweetman Step right up to Toulouse-Lautrec and the Fin-de-Siècle (1999) by David Sweetman — a book that invites you into late-19th-century Paris, where the nights are long, the absinthe is practically a food group, and everyone seems to be either inventing modern art or making decisions they’ll regret before breakfast. This is not just “an artist biography.” It’s Lautrec as a cultural access pass: cabarets, cafés, studios, brothels, salons, posters, dancers, drinkers, aristocrats slumming it, bohemians styling it out, and the peculiar electricity of a city that feels like it’s racing toward the 20th century with its tie loosened and its eyeliner smudged. Sweetman uses Lautrec — sharp-eyed, fast-moving, and socially omnipresent — as the perfect guide to a moment where glamour and grit sit at the same table and split the bill unevenly. Lautrec himself is a fascinating contradiction: born into privilege, physically constrained, socially fearless, and artistically ruthless in the best way. He wasn’t painting polite scenes for polite people. He was documenting the real theatre of the era — the performers and the punters, the surface sparkle and the tired eyes behind it. His work is full of movement and immediacy, like the modern world turning up early and refusing to wait. This book leans into that: not only what he made, but what he saw, who he knew, how he lived, and why his posters still feel so contemporary they might as well be fresh off the wall. And because it’s the fin-de-siècle, you get all the delicious period flavour: decadence and anxiety, art as rebellion, nightlife as identity, modernity as a thrilling threat. Everyone is on the verge of something — new styles, new freedoms, new troubles — and the book captures that sense of a culture both intoxicated and unsettled. It’s a world where “beautiful” is often a little bruised, and where the real drama isn’t on stage, it’s in the room. Sweetman’s tone is lively and readable — informed without being museum-stuffy — so you can fall into the story without feeling like you’re doing homework. It’s the kind of book that makes you want to look up the posters again, then suddenly you’re down a rabbit hole of Montmartre, the Moulin Rouge, and the invention of the modern celebrity image. (Because yes: Lautrec didn’t just depict nightlife; he helped design how we see it.) Condition: Good, meaning this copy has lived a bit — handled, read, maybe used as a reference by someone who likes their Paris with a side of scandal. It’s still perfectly ready to do its job: pull you into a world of smoky rooms, bold lines, and people who are simultaneously exhausted and dazzling. Perfect for: art lovers who want the life around the work, not just the work in isolation, anyone fascinated by Parisian modernity and nightlife culture, readers who enjoy biographies with atmosphere and sharp edges, and people who suspect the 1890s were both stylish and mildly alarming (correct). Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a book about Lautrec and the end-of-century glittering chaos end up, if not waiting patiently for its next reader to open it and immediately start hearing distant cabaret music and making questionable aesthetic choices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5467/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/toulouse-lautrec-jan-2026.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340607480 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5466 With Flying Colours - The Pirelli Album of Motor Sport by LJK Setright - Derek Forsyth and Robert Newman Welcome to With Flying Colours: The Pirelli Album of Motor Sport (1987) by L. J. K. Setright, Derek Forsyth, and Robert Newman — a book that sounds like a polite scrapbook and then immediately reveals itself as a full-throttle celebration of speed, glamour, danger, and the single greatest truth in motorsport: if you can’t win, at least look magnificent while trying. Because this is the Pirelli Album, and that means two things. First: it’s drenched in the era’s visual drama — big colour photography, bold design, and that late-80s confidence that everything important should be shiny, loud, and heroically framed. Second: it’s a love letter to the wider world of racing, not just lap charts and statistics, but the whole rolling theatre: machines, personalities, circuits, crowds, and the quietly terrifying reality that motorsport is a sport where your hobbies can catch fire. Setright brings the brainy, beautifully opinionated voice — the kind that can make tyres sound philosophical and aerodynamics feel like fate. The photography and presentation do the rest: you’ll get the sense of the paddock as a travelling circus of competence, ego, and obsessive detail. It’s not merely “cars going round.” It’s engineering as performance art, and performance art as a reason to invent new forms of engineering. Expect a broad sweep of motor sport: different disciplines, different machines, different kinds of madness. The book is likely to bounce between the grand and the gritty — glamorous world-class events on one page, then something slightly rougher and more heroic on the next. The “album” format gives it that delicious browseability: open anywhere, get hit with a scene, a moment, a colour-soaked memory of an era when sponsorship logos were basically part of the car’s personality. And yes, there’s something wonderfully ironic about a Pirelli-branded book celebrating motorsport “with flying colours” — because tyres are the quiet, black, unglamorous heroes that make the whole show possible, while everyone else gets the champagne. This book is the tyre company saying, very calmly: You’re welcome. Also, look at these photos. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been enjoyed — handled, looked through, possibly used as a coffee-table magnet for anyone who can’t resist a great racing shot. It may show a bit of honest wear, but it’s still doing what it was made to do: deliver gorgeous, high-energy motor sport nostalgia with enough text to make you feel informed while you’re admiring the visuals. Perfect for: motorsport fans who like their history in colour, collectors of glossy racing books and sponsor-era aesthetics, anyone who enjoys Setright’s particular blend of insight and attitude, and readers who believe that a racing car should be both fast and photogenic. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a big, colourful 1987 motorsport album end up, if not waiting for the next person to flip it open “just for a look” and immediately fall into a happy spiral of tyres, triumphs, and beautifully framed risk. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5466/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/with-flying-colours-jan-2026.jpg 19.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stanley Paul 9780091711801 GB Standard 6.50 GBP COB-5465 Racers - The Inside Story of Williams Grand Prix Engineering by Doug Nye Welcome to Racers: The Inside Story of Williams Grand Prix Engineering (1982) by Doug Nye (Arthur Barker) — a book from the era when Formula One still felt like a slightly mad garage project that accidentally became a global religion. It’s the inside story of Williams, told while the paint was still fresh enough to smell and the legends were still walking around like ordinary people who just happened to live at 180 mph. This isn’t the glossy, corporate “brand journey” version of motorsport. This is nuts-and-bolts ambition, written close to the action — when “engineering” meant late nights, improvised genius, and a quiet acceptance that your week might involve both a drawing board and a minor existential crisis. It’s about the people who build speed out of aluminium, stubbornness, and teamwork, and about the peculiar intensity of a sport where success can hinge on a tiny component doing its job while the world is vibrating. Doug Nye is a proper motorsport writer — the kind who notices the human texture behind the lap times. Expect an insider’s view of the team’s rise: the hard graft, the relentless tinkering, the atmosphere in the factory, the politics you can’t escape, and the constant feeling that you’re chasing perfection in a machine designed to punish complacency. It’s Williams in the early 80s, when the team was cementing itself as a serious force — and when “Grand Prix Engineering” still sounded like both a job title and a lifestyle choice. And because it’s an “inside story,” you get the bits that make racing feel real: the tension between drivers and engineers, the compromises, the problem-solving under pressure, the moments of triumph that look effortless on TV but are actually the end result of hundreds of decisions, arguments, and quiet bursts of brilliance. It’s as much about organisation and obsession as it is about cars — the disciplined chaos required to go fast repeatedly, reliably, and better than everyone else. Condition: Good, which is perfect for this kind of book: slightly lived-in, like it’s been read by someone who knows what a turbocharger is and has opinions about suspension setup. Expect a bit of honest wear — the marks of a book that’s been enjoyed — but still solid, readable, and absolutely capable of sending you down the delightful rabbit hole of “just one more chapter” until you’re suddenly looking up old race footage at midnight. Ideal for: Williams fans (obviously), F1 history obsessives, engineering-minded readers who enjoy the craft behind the spectacle, and anyone who loves a story about a small team becoming a giant through sheer competence and nerve. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a 1982 insider account of high-speed engineering end up, if not waiting patiently for the next reader to open it and immediately start hearing imaginary V8s in their head. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5465/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/racers-the-inside-story-of-williams-grand-prix-engineering-jan-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arthur Barker no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5463 Jason Schneider on Camera Collecting - Book Three by Jason Schneider Welcome to Jason Schneider on Camera Collecting – Book Three (1985) by Jason Schneider (Wallace Homestead) — a book that doesn’t just talk about camera collecting, it gently assumes you’re already halfway down the rabbit hole and simply needs to hand you a torch, a checklist, and a little moral support. This is vintage, practical, enthusiast non-fiction from the era when “collecting” meant dusting real objects, arguing over serial numbers in person, and learning the hard way that the difference between “rare” and “unwanted” is sometimes just a good story and a better lens cap. It’s written with that classic hobbyist authority: part guide, part confession, part friendly warning that you may start with one camera and end up with an entire shelf that looks like a museum dedicated to ingenious solutions nobody asked for. Schneider has the perfect subject for irony because camera collecting is inherently funny in the best way. Here is a hobby where people who love taking photographs often spend a lot of time acquiring cameras they will never actually take photographs with, because “preservation,” “completeness,” and “it’s a transitional model” are powerful spells. This book is for that exact energy: the person who loves the history, the design, the mechanisms — the shutter clicks, the viewfinder weirdness, the bellows, the Bakelite, the chrome — and who also enjoys the thrill of the hunt, the negotiation, the satisfying moment of finding the right accessory in the right box at the right price. Being Book Three, it has that comfortable “we’ve been here before” tone. It’s not a beginner’s pamphlet. It’s a continuation for people who already know that collecting isn’t about owning things, it’s about knowing things — which is why the shelf fills up so quickly. Expect talk of categories, types, manufacturers, quirks, values, and the kinds of practical, slightly obsessive details that make collectors light up: originality, condition, variations, and how not to accidentally buy the wrong version of the thing you’ve been hunting for since 1979. And because it’s 1985, it has that lovely pre-internet usefulness: advice that assumes you can’t instantly look up ten forum threads and a YouTube teardown. You had to learn by reading, by handling, by asking, by making mistakes. There’s something oddly wholesome about that — even when the subject is grown adults arguing about whether a particular finish counts as “factory.” Condition: Good, meaning it’s been used as intended — read, consulted, maybe thumbed through repeatedly by someone who said “I’m not that serious” while clearly becoming very serious. It’s got life in it, but it’s still perfectly ready to guide the next collector into deeper waters. Perfect for: camera collectors (obviously), photography-history nerds, anyone who enjoys the intersection of design, mechanics, and culture, and people who like books that quietly encourage a harmless obsession. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a 1985 handbook for camera collecting end up, if not in the hands of someone about to say, “Just one more body… and then I’m done,” with complete sincerity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5463/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jason-schneider-on-camera-collecting-jan-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wallace Homestead 9780870694288 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5462 Fang Zhaoling - 1914-2006 by Shelagh Vainker and Yi Chen Fang Zhaoling – 1914–2006 (2014) by Shelagh Vainker and Yi Chen (Ashmolean Museum Oxford) is one of those books that looks calm and respectable on the outside and then quietly drops you into a lifetime of talent, discipline, and ink-on-paper brilliance. It’s a catalogue, yes — but in the best way: a museum-grade guide to an artist whose work carries the strange magic of being both deeply traditional and unmistakably personal. Fang Zhaoling lived through a century that did not exactly specialise in serenity — and yet her paintings often radiate that particular kind of cultivated calm that takes decades to earn. This book gives you the arc: not just “here are some lovely images,” but a sense of an artist’s world — her visual language, her influences, her choices, and the way a single brushstroke can hold a whole conversation with the past. If you’ve ever wondered how Chinese painting manages to feel like poetry and design and philosophy at once, this is an excellent place to start. Because Fang’s work is the sort that invites slow looking. There’s structure and spontaneity, control and freedom, the play between emptiness and form — and the quietly thrilling realisation that “simplicity” is often the product of enormous skill. You might open it casually and then find yourself leaning in, inspecting texture, line quality, and compositional decisions like you’ve become a person who says things like “the brush energy here is remarkable” without irony. (It happens. Don’t fight it.) Being an Ashmolean publication, it has that reassuring institutional tone: intelligent, clear, not trying to sell you hype. Just solid scholarship, thoughtful context, and high-quality reproductions that let the work do its thing. It’s the kind of book that makes your home feel slightly more cultured simply by existing within it. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been enjoyed but not abused — handled, read, maybe kept near a desk for those moments when you want to remember that human beings can be quietly brilliant. It’s not pristine, but it’s perfectly presentable: an art book that has lived a life and is ready to keep doing its job. Perfect for: fans of Chinese painting and modern ink art, museum-goers who like taking the exhibition home with them, collectors of Ashmolean/British Museum-style catalogues, and anyone who wants a serious, beautiful book that rewards attention. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would an Ashmolean catalogue on a 20th-century master end up, if not waiting patiently for the next person to discover that the quietest books sometimes have the most to say. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5462/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fang-zhaoling-jan-2026.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ashmolean Museum Oxford 9781854442949 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5461 Retour en Afghanistan by Emma Sergeant Retour en Afghanistan (1987) by Emma Sergeant is the exact opposite of a “Top 10 Things To Do” travel book. It’s more like: Top 10 Things That Will Stay In Your Head For Years, plus a lingering sense that the word “return” can mean a lot more than simply going back to a place. Because that’s the hook here: retour. Not “discovering” Afghanistan as a fresh-faced visitor, but coming back — with memory in one hand and reality in the other, and no guarantee they’ll match. A return implies before-and-after, familiarity and shock, recognition and disorientation. It implies you thought you knew the place… and then the place reminds you that it does not exist for your comfort, your narrative, or your tidy conclusions. Published in 1987, this book sits right in that late-20th-century zone where the world feels both closer (air travel, reportage, magazines) and impossibly far away (politics, borders, conflict, the sheer scale of what outsiders don’t understand). It carries the texture of its era: a time when documentation was physical, when images and words had to do more work because you couldn’t just open twenty browser tabs and “context” your way out of feeling something. And the French title matters, too. Retour en Afghanistan has a certain cool restraint to it — not sensational, not breathless. Just a statement. We went back. Here is what we found. Which is often the most unsettling tone of all. This is the kind of book you pick up expecting “foreign places” and end up thinking about people, distance, what gets remembered, and what a “return” costs — emotionally, morally, practically. It’s a book that doesn’t need an ISBN to feel official; it feels official because it feels real. (And because, let’s be honest, the lack of an ISBN gives it that faintly mysterious, small-run, “found object” vibe: like something you weren’t supposed to stumble across in the wild, which makes it instantly more tempting.) Condition: Good — meaning it’s been handled, read, lived with. Not pristine, not precious, but intact and ready to be opened again. Exactly the right state for a book like this: a little weathered, still present, still carrying its weight. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a serious, slightly elusive 1987 return to Afghanistan end up, if not in the hands of someone who likes their shelves stocked with curiosity, history, and the occasional book that quietly clears its throat and changes the mood of the room. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5461/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/retour-en-afghanistan-jan-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tirage Deux Milles no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5460 Chinese Paintings in the Ashmolean Museum Oxford by Shelagh Vainker Welcome to Chinese Paintings in the Ashmolean Museum Oxford (2000) by Shelagh Vainker — a book that sounds politely scholarly (it is), looks quietly unassuming (especially with its plain paper dust jacket), and then proceeds to open a door into an entire universe of brushwork, poetry, symbolism, and centuries of looking. This is not “art history with fireworks.” This is museum-catalog calm: measured, careful, and quietly confident. The kind of book that doesn’t need to shout because it has the receipts — provenance, context, connoisseurship, and the patient attention that Chinese painting practically demands. You’re not just flipping through pictures here. You’re being introduced to a tradition where a line isn’t merely a line, it’s a gesture with a lineage; where empty space is an active ingredient; where a landscape can be a mood, a philosophy, a memory, and a flex, all at once. Vainker guides you through works held at the Ashmolean — which means you’re getting a curated selection, not an overwhelming art dump. Expect the pleasures of variety: different periods, subjects, formats, and schools, alongside the useful explanations that stop you from going “lovely ink wash” for 200 pages. You’ll start noticing why one painting feels airy and meditative while another feels dense and decisive. You’ll learn how to look for brush energy, compositional intent, and those small details that carry whole cultural worlds — a bamboo stalk, a rock shape, a calligraphic inscription that is basically an artwork inside the artwork. And yes: the plain paper dust jacket is part of the charm. It gives the book a sort of archivist’s discretion — as if it’s trying not to draw attention to itself, which is wonderfully ironic for a volume packed with visual treasures. It’s like the book is dressed for the storeroom while quietly containing a gallery. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been handled and read — used as these books should be used — but it’s still fully serviceable, presentable, and ready for the next person who wants to feel smarter, calmer, and slightly more refined simply by spending time with ink and paper traditions that take “subtle” to Olympic level. Perfect for: museum lovers and collectors of exhibition/catalogue books, anyone studying or curious about Chinese art and connoisseurship, readers who enjoy slow-looking and quiet depth, and people who like their coffee-table books less “look at me” and more “come closer.” Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a discreet Ashmolean catalogue in a plain jacket end up, if not waiting patiently for its next owner to open it and discover that understatement is sometimes the most luxurious packaging of all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5460/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chinese-paintings-in-the-ashmolean-museum-jan-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ashmolean Museum Oxford 9781854441454 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5458 The Mediterranean - Cradle of Western Culture by Richard Carrington Welcome to The Mediterranean: Cradle of Western Culture (1971) by Richard Carrington (Viking) — a book that strolls up to an entire sea and says, with serene mid-century confidence: Yes, this is where it all started. You’re welcome. It’s big, sweeping, and gloriously sure of itself — the kind of cultural history that treats the Mediterranean not just as water, but as a civilisation engine. This is the sea as conveyor belt: of gods, grapes, empires, alphabets, olive oil, trade routes, philosophies, invasions, shipwrecks, and the occasional very dramatic argument about whose civilisation is doing civilisation “properly.” Carrington’s tone is classic: learned but readable, panoramic but human. You’ll move from coastline to coastline like you’ve been granted an all-access pass to the ancient world — Greece, Rome, Phoenicia, Egypt, the Levant, North Africa, the islands, the ports — all stitched together by salt water and the stubborn human habit of building cities in places that will later become somebody else’s cities. The Mediterranean here is less “holiday brochure” and more “historical traffic junction,” where commerce, war, art, religion, and ideas collide like impatient carts in a narrow street. And because it’s 1971, there’s a wonderful sense of pre-digital, pre-SEO authority: the book expects you to follow along, to keep up, and to enjoy the feeling of being addressed as an intelligent adult who can handle a long sentence about the rise and fall of an empire without demanding bullet points. It’s cultural history with a tan: serious content, sunny backdrop, and the quiet implication that everything you like about “the West” has roots somewhere near a harbour. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been read, handled, and probably used as a respectable prop at least once. Expect mild signs of age — that pleasing, lived-in patina of a book that has survived several decades of people thinking, “I really should know more about this.” It’s still perfectly ready to do its job: make you feel both smarter and slightly humbled by the sheer amount that happened around one body of water. Perfect for readers who enjoy: big historical sweeps without academic misery, civilisation stories told via ports and coastlines, the ancient world as a lively, interconnected mess, and the comforting knowledge that people have been trading, arguing, and storytelling around the Mediterranean for longer than we’ve had indoor plumbing. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a Viking hardback confidently explaining the entire Mediterranean end up, if not waiting patiently for its next reader to open it and think, “Just a chapter,” and then accidentally spend the evening in Carthage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5458/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mediterranean-jan-2026.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Viking 9780670465590 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5457 Richard Long - Jivya S Mashe - Un Incontro by Herve Perdriolle and Martin Jean Hubert Welcome to Richard Long – Jivya S. Mashe: Un Incontro (2004) by Hervé Perdriolle and Martin Jean Hubert (Mazzotta) — a book about an “encounter” that sounds politely Italian and art-world elegant, but is really a quiet, stubborn celebration of two artists who can make you stop, stare, and think: Wait… is this art? (Yes. Also: that’s the point.) This is a meeting of worlds and methods. On one side, Richard Long, patron saint of the purposeful walk — the artist who can cross a landscape, rearrange a few stones, draw a line, take a photograph, and somehow make you feel the weight of distance, time, weather, and human presence with almost nothing “made” at all. On the other, Jivya Soma Mashe, whose work carries the pulse of a different visual language entirely — earthy, intimate, rhythmic, deeply rooted, and quietly electrifying. Put them together and you get a dialogue that isn’t about shouting style; it’s about mark-making, place, and the mysterious way a gesture can hold meaning without explaining itself. “Incontro” here is doing a lot of work. It’s not a “collaboration” in the corporate sense, and it’s not a gimmick. It’s more like the book itself is a room where two sensibilities are allowed to sit opposite each other and let the viewer do the connecting. Expect pages that feel like a conversation conducted through images, textures, and the kind of restraint that makes the brain lean forward. This is the art world’s version of a meaningful silence. Because yes — this is one of those books where you might find yourself thinking very seriously about stones, footprints, lines, and marks that look deceptively simple. You may even have an existential moment about a circle of rocks. That’s normal. It happens. It’s the price of admission to minimalism with a heartbeat. Published by Mazzotta, it has that handsome, gallery-book feel: thoughtful layout, strong reproduction, and an overall sense that this belongs on a shelf where people will occasionally pick it up, go quiet, and then say something like, “This is really… beautiful,” as if surprised by their own sincerity. Condition: Good, meaning it’s been handled and appreciated — not pristine, but very much presentable, like an art book that has actually done its job rather than living untouched as a decorative prop. It’s ready for its next owner: someone who enjoys art that doesn’t shout, but lingers. Perfect for: fans of land art, minimalism, and work that’s about the world as much as the studio, readers who like art books that feel like an essay in images, and anyone who enjoys the quiet thrill of understanding something without being spoon-fed. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — the ideal place for a beautifully serious art encounter to turn up slightly scuffed, patiently waiting for someone to open it and fall into a calm, thoughtful rabbit hole of lines, marks, and the strange magic of leaving only the lightest trace. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5457/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/richard-long-jiv-s-mashe-un-incontro-jan-2026.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mazzotta 9788820216764 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5453 The Golden Bough - A Study in Magic and Religion by JG Frazer Welcome to The Golden Bough: A Study in Magic and Religion (1970) by J. G. Frazer (Papermac P54) — the book that looks at humanity’s spiritual life and says, with enormous Victorian confidence: Right. I’m going to catalogue all of this. And then proceeds to do exactly that, at length, with the calm determination of a man who has never once been told to “keep it snappy.” This is not a quick read. This is a civilisation-sized rummage through myths, rituals, taboos, sacred kings, seasonal sacrifices, sympathetic magic, and the unsettling things people will do if they believe it keeps the crops growing and the sun rising. Frazer’s central vibe is “patterns everywhere,” and whether you find that thrilling, infuriating, or weirdly comforting depends on your tolerance for grand theories and your willingness to let an Edwardian scholar explain your ancestors to you like they were all part of a single, very elaborate project plan. The 1970 Papermac edition brings the whole enterprise to you in that pleasingly retro paperback form — the kind of book you can actually carry, underline, and make look dangerously intelligent on a shelf. Inside, you’ll meet a parade of gods, spirits, rites, and folklore from across cultures, assembled with the kind of sweeping comparative approach that can feel either brilliantly illuminating or gloriously overconfident (often both within the same chapter). It’s part anthropology, part mythology reader, part “have you considered that everything is connected?” fever dream — and it has influenced a startling amount of twentieth-century thinking, from literature to psychology to people who just like being ominous about ancient rites. Reading it is like being led through a museum where every display comes with an extra room behind it, and every room contains another display, and eventually you forget what year it is. Frazer’s world is full of symbolic acts, ritual logic, and the charming assumption that if you gather enough examples, the universe will finally confess its operating system. Condition: Good, meaning this copy has lived a life — handled, read, possibly stared at in silence by someone having a minor existential wobble — but it’s still ready for service. Expect the usual vintage paperback character: a bit of wear, plenty of substance, and that faint sense that the book has opinions. Perfect for anyone who enjoys: big, strange ideas about why humans do what they do, folklore and myth as a serious business, academic confidence at maximum volume, and the comforting thought that no matter how modern we feel, someone somewhere is still trying to influence reality with a ritual and a hope. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because a classic this grand deserves a slightly shabby afterlife, waiting patiently for its next reader to open it and think, I’ll just read a bit… and then wake up three hours later knowing far too much about sacred groves and the human need to make the world behave. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5453/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-golden-bough-jan-2026.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Papermac P54 no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5452 Margins of Desire - The Suburbs in Fiction and Culture 1880-1925 by Lynne Hapgood Welcome to Margins of Desire: The Suburbs in Fiction and Culture 1880–1925 (2005) by Lynne Hapgood — a book that bravely asks the question nobody says out loud at dinner parties: what if the most interesting drama isn’t downtown, but behind a net curtain? Published by Manchester University Press, this is proper academic non-fiction with a clear mission: to take the suburbs seriously, not as a punchline, but as a cultural invention loaded with anxieties, aspirations, and the unsettling power of a well-kept hedge. This isn’t the suburbs as you see them in estate-agent photos (“family-friendly”, “convenient transport links”, “ample off-street parking”). This is the suburbs as a story machine — a place where modernity gets tested, identities get rehearsed, and desire has to squeeze itself into polite shapes. Between 1880 and 1925, suburbia becomes a space that promises safety and respectability while quietly generating the very tensions it claims to solve: class mobility, gender roles, privacy, consumption, propriety, boredom, ambition, and the fear that you might become… comfortable. Hapgood digs into how suburban life shows up in fiction and wider culture, where it often carries a weird double charge: it’s meant to be the “nice” option, yet it’s also portrayed as suspiciously performative. The street is orderly, the interiors are curated, the neighbours are watching, and the self you present to the world is always one awkward moment away from being revealed as an act. If you’ve ever felt that the suburbs are simultaneously soothing and faintly uncanny — congratulations, this book is basically your diagnosis, with footnotes. Expect discussions of suburban space as symbolism, of domesticity as social theatre, and of the cultural forces that created the suburb as a modern ideal and a modern worry. It’s the kind of study that makes you see a semi-detached house and think, ah yes, a micro-stage for late Victorian anxieties and early twentieth-century reinvention. Which is not a normal thought, but it’s a better one. Condition: Good, meaning it’s sturdy and readable — a used academic title with enough life left to sit on your desk looking intelligent, or to be smugly displayed on a shelf as proof that you don’t just live near the suburbs, you can also theorise them. There may be mild signs of handling, but nothing that will stop it doing its main job: making you look at ordinary streets and realise they were never culturally neutral. Perfect for readers who like: literary and cultural studies with a sharp eye, the history of everyday spaces, early modern Britain’s social nervous system, and the delicious realisation that “quiet” places are often where the loudest meanings hide. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a serious, slightly sinister study of suburban desire end up, if not somewhere wonderfully unglamorous, waiting for the next curious mind to discover that the margins are where the action is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5452/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/margins-of-desire-jan-2026.jpg 17.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Manchester University Press 9780719059711 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5450 Joan Crawford - The Ultimate Star by Alexander Walker Step into the lacquered, high-contrast universe of Joan Crawford – The Ultimate Star (1983) by Alexander Walker — a book that doesn’t so much biograph as it spotlights, stage-manages, and occasionally dramatically pauses for effect. Because if you’re going to write about Joan Crawford, you don’t bring a torch. You bring a full studio rig, a wind machine, and a sensible distance. This is a portrait of a woman who wasn’t merely famous — she was constructed, like a cathedral built out of cheekbones, discipline, and sheer refusal to be ordinary. Walker’s approach is exactly what you want from a classic star biography: smart, observant, slightly gossipy in a “cultural history” trench coat, and fully aware that Hollywood didn’t just produce films, it produced mythology. Joan Crawford is treated here as what she was: a phenomenon. A professional. A survivor. A brand before “brand” became a word you had to hear in meetings. You’ll get the arc: the climb, the reinvention, the outfits, the rivalries, the roles, the public image that could cut glass, and the private reality that, like all private realities, refuses to sit neatly in a press kit. It’s the kind of book that makes you realise old Hollywood wasn’t glamorous because it was easy — it was glamorous because everyone involved was exhausted, highly strategic, and performing at all times, including in their own kitchens. And yes, it’s Joan Crawford, so the energy is permanently set to “poised but braced.” There’s always a sense of a woman entering a room and the room immediately deciding to behave better. You’ll come away with an appreciation for how much work went into being “effortless,” and how the studio system could be both a ladder and a trap, depending on the day and the headline. Condition: Good, which means this copy has done its time on a shelf, probably near other books with titles that sound like they’d be narrated by someone in a tuxedo. It’s ready for its next life: either as your bedside portal to black-and-white intensity, or as a coffee-table statement that says, “Yes, I read about cinema history, and no, I will not be taking questions.” Perfect for anyone who loves: classic Hollywood drama (the professional kind), biographies with sharp elbows and sharper observations, and the particular thrill of reading about a life lived at maximum wattage. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally — because where else would a 1983 hardback about the ultimate star end up, if not somewhere slightly shabby and entirely appropriate, waiting to be rediscovered like a lost reel from MGM. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5450/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/joan-crawford-jan-2026.jpg 7.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297782162 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5287 Progress in Brain Research - Volume 18 - Sleep Mechanisms by K Akert - C Bally and JP Schade Progress in Brain Research – Volume 18: Sleep Mechanisms (1964) by K. Akert, C. Bally and J. P. Schade is the sort of Elsevier hard-science artefact that sits on a shelf looking mildly intimidating and then quietly reminds you that even something as universal as sleep can be turned into diagrams, electrodes, terminology, and the determined optimism of people who believe the brain can be understood if we just measure it hard enough. This is not bedtime reading unless your idea of “winding down” involves EEG traces and the thrill of mid-century neuroscience trying to pin down what, exactly, your head is doing when you’re not conscious enough to argue back. It comes from that wonderful era when sleep research was becoming properly modern—when laboratories were full of wires, paper charts, and the growing realisation that sleep isn’t “nothing happening,” it’s a complicated, structured state with mechanisms, stages, and rhythms that can be studied like any other biological system. What you get here is the feeling of science in motion: researchers assembling evidence, proposing models, disagreeing politely, and trying to translate squiggly lines into understanding. There’s a charming seriousness to it all—sleep as a problem to be solved, a set of mechanisms to be mapped, a frontier where physiology, behaviour, and the nervous system meet. It’s the opposite of dreamy. It’s sleep with its sleeves rolled up. And because it’s 1964, you get the extra pleasure of perspective. Some ideas will feel foundational, others will read like the brave scaffolding of a field still building its toolkit. Either way, it’s fascinating: a snapshot of how scientists thought about sleep when the discipline still had that “we’re just starting to see the shape of it” energy. If you like the history of science, this is a proper primary source vibe—less polished popular science, more “here are the proceedings, good luck, bring coffee.” This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which is exactly the right condition for a technical volume about sleep. A bit of wear makes it feel earned—like it has sat on a real desk, been consulted during real experiments, and possibly survived being propped open next to a microscope while someone muttered, “Why won’t the data behave?” “Good” here means it’s intact and readable, which is all the brain asked for in the first place. ISBN: none, because 1964 academic publishing hadn’t yet fully embraced the idea that everything, including your unconscious hours, must be catalogued for eternity. Recommended for neuroscientists, sleep nerds, history-of-research collectors, and anyone who enjoys the delicious irony of studying sleep via a book that is highly capable of putting you to sleep—purely as a side effect of rigorous scholarship. Dust jacket is a little relcalcitrant. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5287/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sleep-mechanism-jan-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Elsevier no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5285 Les Mains Sales by Jean-Paul Sartre Les Mains Sales (1971) by Jean-Paul Sartre is the sort of Methuen “Twentieth Century Texts” edition that looks like a sensible study aid and then calmly hands you a live grenade labelled Politics, Morality, and Human Compromise. The title translates as Dirty Hands, which is reassuringly honest because Sartre is not here to offer you clean conclusions, comforting heroes, or a moral rinse cycle. He is here to ask what you’re prepared to do in the real world when ideals meet power, and to make sure you don’t enjoy your answer too much. This copy is especially charmingly academic: French text, with English introduction and notes—so you can experience Sartre’s dialogue in the original while being gently escorted by helpful explanations like a museum visitor standing very close to a dangerous exhibit. It’s perfect for anyone who wants their French practice to come with existential dread and an argument about revolutionary ethics. Vocabulary includes the usual: betrayal, loyalty, truth, party discipline, and that uniquely Sartrean sensation of being forced to choose between two bad options and then being held fully responsible for it. The play itself is famously tense and talky in the best way: people in rooms making decisions that will ruin someone’s life, while insisting (often sincerely) that it’s for the greater good. Sartre sets up a political world where purity is a fantasy and action always comes with consequences. Everyone wants to be right. Everyone wants to stay clean. Everyone, eventually, has to deal with reality—where “doing nothing” is also a choice, and usually a comfortable one. What makes Les Mains Sales so readable (even when it’s making you squirm) is that Sartre writes conflict like a knife fight conducted entirely with ideas. The dialogue pushes and probes. People justify themselves, accuse each other, fall into contradictions, and try to pretend they aren’t terrified of what they’ve done or might do next. It’s drama powered not by car chases but by conscience, ambition, and the uncomfortable fact that humans can rationalise almost anything if they believe the cause is important enough. Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which feels exactly right. A pristine Sartre would look suspiciously untroubled. A “Good” copy suggests it’s been used the way it should be: carried to class, annotated, argued with, and opened again later when life provides its own “dirty hands” moments. Slight wear is basically thematic. ISBN 0423754408. Ideal for readers who like their theatre intellectual, their French brisk and political, and their classics to leave a faint moral fingerprint on the brain. If you want a comforting story about noble ideals triumphing cleanly—this is not your play. If you want a sharp, slippery, brilliantly unsettling one about what it costs to act—welcome. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5285/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/les-mains-sales-jan-2026.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuens Twentieth Century Texts 9780423754407 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5284 Smiths Gazelle by Lionel Davidson Smith’s Gazelle (1977) by Lionel Davidson is the kind of Penguin paperback that looks politely understated and then quietly proves it could outsmart you before you’ve finished the first chapter. Davidson writes thrillers for people who like their suspense served with brains, a faint air of menace, and the sense that the real danger isn’t always the man with the gun—it’s the person who knows how systems work. The title has that wonderfully peculiar Davidson touch: specific, slightly mysterious, and just odd enough to suggest that whatever “Smith’s Gazelle” is, it’s going to matter far more than you expect. And that’s the Davidson game. He lures you in with something that sounds almost quaint, then tightens the screws with careful, intelligent plotting and a world where motives are murky, loyalties are negotiable, and normal life can be tipped into peril with alarming ease. Expect a thriller that doesn’t sprint mindlessly from explosion to explosion. It stalks. It watches. It builds pressure with detail, misdirection, and the creeping sense that someone, somewhere, has a plan—and you are currently standing in the bit of it marked “collateral.” Davidson is excellent at that particular flavour of paranoia where every phone call feels slightly wrong and every small choice could be the one you regret later. It’s tense without being hysterical, smart without being showy, and full of that cool 1970s atmosphere where the world feels both bureaucratic and dangerous. There’s also a dry, controlled wit running underneath—because Davidson understands that the best suspense often comes with a straight face. He’ll give you a line that lands like a small punch, then carry on as if nothing happened. It’s very British in that way: all the terror, none of the fuss. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which is exactly how a Davidson should be encountered. A little wear suggests it’s done its job—read quickly, perhaps on a journey, perhaps late at night when “just one more chapter” turns into “oh, it’s 2am.” A pristine copy would look suspiciously unread, like it hasn’t yet developed the appropriate aura of quiet menace. ISBN 0140036733. Recommended for readers who like their thrillers clever, their tension slow-burn and precise, and their paperbacks to feel like they might be hiding something. If you enjoy the sensation of being calmly led into danger by a very competent writer, Smith’s Gazelle is ready to take you for a walk. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5284/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/smiths-gazelle-jan-2026.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140036732 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5283 Testaments Batrayed by Milan Kundera Testaments Betrayed (1996) by Milan Kundera is the sort of Faber & Faber paperback that looks perfectly civilised and then immediately starts rearranging your opinions about novels, authors, critics, translators, and the general scandal of people misunderstanding art. It’s not a memoir, not quite an essay collection, not exactly a manifesto—more like a long, sharp, elegantly grumpy conversation with a man who loves literature enough to be offended on its behalf. Kundera’s central complaint is deliciously simple: great works keep getting “betrayed.” By lazy readings, by moralising critics, by biographical gossip, by political appropriation, by the expectation that a novel should be a public service announcement, and—perhaps most tragically—by translations that polish away the weirdness and call it improvement. He is, in other words, the patron saint of everyone who has ever muttered, “That’s not what the book meant,” and then launched into an explanation nobody asked for. Except Kundera actually makes it entertaining. The book roams through literary history with the confidence of someone who has turned annoyance into an art form. You’ll encounter big names, sharp judgments, sudden detours, and beautifully phrased provocations. Kundera writes with that signature blend of wit and severity: he can be playful one moment and unforgiving the next, especially when he senses a novel being reduced to “a message” instead of treated as what he believes it is—an exploration, an experiment, a form with its own logic and freedom. There’s irony in abundance, of course. Kundera is defending the autonomy of art while also being unmistakably, intensely himself about it. He insists on the right of the novel to be ambiguous, polyphonic, morally untidy—and then offers opinions that are anything but ambiguous. It’s part of the charm. He doesn’t want literature to be simplified, and he definitely doesn’t want Kundera simplified, either. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which feels almost like a wink. A “Good” copy suggests it has been used—argued with, underlined, carried around by someone who wanted ammunition for a debate about what novels are for. Slight wear is appropriate: this is not a decorative object. It’s a book that invites you to have convictions. ISBN 9780571173372. Recommended for readers who love novels enough to care how they’re read, who enjoy intellectual mischief delivered in clean, cutting prose, and who secretly want permission to be a bit stricter with the world about art. If you’ve ever felt the urge to defend a book in public, this one will make you feel seen—possibly judged—but definitely entertained. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5283/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/testaments-betrayed0jan-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571173372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5282 This Side of Paradise by F Scott Fitzgerald This Side of Paradise (1974) by F. Scott Fitzgerald is the original “young, clever, slightly insufferable, and convinced life is about to become Very Important” novel—served here in a Penguin Books paperback that practically hums with ambition. It’s Fitzgerald’s debut, which means it arrives with the confidence of someone who’s just discovered youth, beauty, heartbreak, and the idea that feelings might be a legitimate art form. At its centre is Amory Blaine, a young man who wants everything: love, brilliance, status, meaning, a good line in conversation, and preferably an audience. He drifts through the early 20th-century American landscape of schools, parties, romances, and self-invention with the conviction that he’s both the hero of the story and its sharpest critic. Fitzgerald treats him with a mix of glamour and gentle mockery—because he understands the type perfectly. Amory is dramatic, searching, vain, sincere, and constantly colliding with the reality that the world doesn’t owe you a masterpiece just because you feel like one. The book is full of that Fitzgerald magic: wit that sparkles and then suddenly cuts, lyrical passages that make the ordinary look luminous, and a constant sense that the good times are already haunted by the knowledge they won’t last. There’s romance, of course—people falling in and out of love like it’s a sport—and there’s also the deeper ache of growing up: watching ideals meet economics, watching identity wobble, watching certainty evaporate. It’s a coming-of-age story where the coming-of-age includes the rude discovery that charm is not a career plan. Read it for the period atmosphere too: the pre- and post-war shift in mood, the social games, the hunger for belonging, the subtle panic under the surface of all that youthful posing. Fitzgerald captures that particular kind of early adulthood where everything is intense because you haven’t yet learned to keep it in proportion. The irony is that you’ll recognise it instantly anyway. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which is exactly right for Fitzgerald. A little wear fits the theme—youth gets scuffed. Dreams crease at the corners. “Good” means it’s been read, possibly adored, possibly argued with, and definitely carried around as if it might explain something about life if you just underline the right sentence. ISBN 0140018670. Recommended for readers who like their classics glamorous but self-aware, their protagonists charmingly irritating, and their prose capable of making you nostalgic for an era you didn’t live through—while quietly reminding you that paradise always has an exit sign. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5282/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/this-side-of-paradise-jan-2026.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140018677 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5281 The Life and Death of a Giant by Kurt Singer The Life and Death of a Giant (1962) by Kurt Singer is one of those gloriously ominous Consul Books paperbacks that turns up looking modest and slightly severe, then starts radiating the unmistakable promise of Serious Ideas. The title alone sounds like a fable, a political warning, and a bedtime story for people who don’t want to sleep too well. A “giant”, you suspect, is rarely just a large chap with big shoes. It’s a civilisation. A power. An empire. A concept with delusions of permanence. Singer writes in that bracing mid-20th-century way where thought is not a lifestyle accessory. It’s a tool for survival. This is a book that looks at the rise-and-fall arc—how something immense can grow, dominate, then wobble, then go down—and asks the awkward question everyone prefers to avoid: what makes a giant think it can’t fall? Expect reflections on strength, hubris, inertia, and the strange human habit of confusing size with immortality. The pleasure, if that’s the word, is the tone: measured, clear-eyed, and faintly moral without being preachy. Singer isn’t doing clickbait apocalypse. He’s doing anatomy. How the bones fit together. Where the weak joints are. How pride hardens into policy. How institutions begin as solutions and end up as traps. The “giant” becomes a character in its own right—stomping, thriving, being admired, being feared, and, eventually, discovering that gravity is not an opinion. It also has that period feel that makes vintage non-fiction so delicious: the sense that history is close enough to smell, that recent catastrophe has made people allergic to easy optimism, and that words like “power” and “progress” need to be handled with gloves. Read it now and you’ll get the extra meta-thrill of realising that every era thinks it’s the sensible one watching other eras collapse. (Narrator voice: it is not.) This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books—which is exactly the right state for a book about the mortality of giants. A little wear is appropriate. In fact, it’s almost thematic. “Good” here means intact, readable, and seasoned: the paper has lived a bit, the spine has done its duty, and the whole object has the faint aura of having been consulted during a worried moment and then shelved with a thoughtful frown. ISBN: none, because 1962 didn’t need to number every cautionary tale to make it count. Recommended for readers who enjoy compact intellectual thunder, historical/philosophical warnings delivered without theatrics, and books that politely remind you that nothing—no matter how large—gets to opt out of consequences. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5281/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-life-and-death-of-a-giant-jan-2026.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Consul Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5280 A Reed Shaken by the Wind by Gavin Maxwell A Reed Shaken by the Wind (1966) by Gavin Maxwell is the sort of Four Square paperback that looks quietly bookish and then, without raising its voice, drifts straight into your head with that specific mid-century power: lyrical, observant, and slightly melancholy in a way that feels both accidental and expertly engineered. The title alone has the air of something you once underlined at school, forgot, and then suddenly remember at 2am when you’re thinking too hard about life. Maxwell, best known for making readers fall in love with wild places (and occasionally wild creatures), writes with a calm intensity that makes the ordinary world seem a little thinner, as if you could put a hand through it and touch something older underneath. This isn’t the shouty, slogan-y kind of nature writing. It’s the kind that notices a small movement, a shift of weather, a change in mood—and quietly suggests that this is the real story. A reed, after all, doesn’t stand still. It bends. It survives. It makes a very dignified noise about it. There’s a gentle irony in reading a book like this now, in an era when everyone is “mindful” at maximum volume. Maxwell’s attention is unforced. He doesn’t perform wonder. He just looks, listens, and writes down what it feels like to be human in a world that refuses to be neatly explained. If you like your prose clean but not bland, poetic but not precious, and reflective without turning into a self-help brochure, this is your lane. And because it’s a Four Square edition, it carries that classic paperback charm: something meant to be read properly, not curated. The kind of book you can shove in a bag, open on a train, and suddenly find yourself somewhere quieter—even if you’re sitting next to a man eating crisps with heroic commitment. It’s literature with mud on its boots, but nicely polished mud. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which feels exactly right. “Good” means it’s lived a bit. It’s been held, opened, perhaps read outdoors (reckless), and then returned to a shelf with the faintly improved air of someone who’s spent time with a writer who pays attention. A pristine copy would be suspicious: a book about wind and shaking and bending should look like it’s been through something. ISBN: none, because 1966 had better things to do than barcode your emotions. Recommended for readers who like quiet brilliance, drifting beauty, and the sort of writing that doesn’t demand your attention—just earns it, line by line, like wind moving through reeds. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5280/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-reed-sheken-by-the-wind-jan-2026.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5278 The Kings General by Daphne Du Maurier The King’s General (1965) by Daphne du Maurier is your reminder that historical romance doesn’t have to be all bonnets and tasteful longing. Du Maurier takes one look at the English Civil War—a period already brimming with chaos, loyalty tests, and men in boots making terrible decisions—and calmly decides to add a fiercely intelligent heroine, a complicated love story, and enough emotional weather to sink a small fleet. This Pocket Books edition packages it all into a satisfyingly portable brick of fate, passion, and grim determination. Set against a country tearing itself in half, the novel follows a woman whose life is reshaped by injury and expectation, and who refuses to become a decorative footnote in anyone else’s story. Du Maurier is brilliant on what that kind of “refusal” costs. She writes the domestic world—the houses, the routines, the social rules—not as cosy background but as a battleground with different weapons: gossip, dependency, duty, pride, endurance. Outside, armies move and politics collide. Inside, hearts do much the same. The genius of du Maurier is that she makes history feel lived-in rather than costumed. You can smell the damp, the smoke, the mud and the money. She gives you the romance, yes—but it’s a romance that doesn’t behave nicely. It’s tangled up with power, class, loyalty, and the fact that people are often at their most sincere when they are being absolutely impossible. The “King’s General” of the title carries his own gravity, but the real force of the book is the narrator’s voice: sharp, wry, intimate, and unafraid of the darker corners of love. She doesn’t beg the reader to sympathise. She simply tells you what happened, and lets you sit with the consequences. Expect du Maurier’s signature atmosphere: that slow-building tension, that sense of inevitable turning points, that delicious dread when you realise everyone is walking toward a decision they can’t undo. There’s also her sly irony—because even when she’s writing grand historical drama, she knows humans are still humans: vain, stubborn, frightened, hungry for tenderness, and endlessly talented at making their own lives harder. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which is precisely right for a du Maurier you actually intend to read. A bit of wear suits it. A pristine copy would feel like it’s never been opened in a fit of late-night “just one more chapter” obsession. “Good” means it’s ready for duty: cracked spine, steady pages, and that faint vintage-book aura of having witnessed other readers’ emotional overinvestment. ISBN: none, because 1965 Pocket Books didn’t need a barcode to prove it existed—this kind of novel announces itself by taking over your weekend. Recommended for readers who want history with grit, romance with teeth, and a heroine who understands that survival can be its own form of rebellion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5278/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-kings-general-jan-2026.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5277 At The Blue Gates by Richard Keverne At The Blue Gates (1951) by Richard Keverne is the sort of vintage Penguin paperback that looks politely harmless and then, the moment you open it, starts radiating that unmistakable mid-century confidence: we are going to Tell a Proper Story now, and you are going to like it, even if it quietly rearranges your mood while it’s at it. Even the title has that tantalising, slightly secretive charm. Blue Gates suggests a threshold. A boundary. A place you pause before you knock, or hesitate before you go through, because you already know that once you do, things won’t be quite the same. Whether those gates lead to romance, regret, a new life, a terrible decision, or simply a very English sort of emotional complication, the promise is the same: something is waiting on the other side, and it probably has opinions. This is exactly the kind of book that makes 1951 feel like its own weather system. There’s that post-war hush beneath everything: restraint, decency, the careful arrangement of lives, and the nagging sense that people are holding more inside than they ever say out loud. Characters don’t “process” their feelings. They endure them. They take a walk. They say something dry. They make tea. Then they do something quietly life-altering and pretend it was inevitable. And because it’s Penguin, you get that beautifully unshowy presentation: the paperback as a promise of seriousness without fuss. It’s not trying to dazzle you with tricks. It’s trying to bring you into a world where small moments matter, where choices have weight, and where the sharpest drama often happens in the gap between what’s said and what’s meant. If you like your fiction with human awkwardness, social pressure, and the occasional emotional ambush delivered in plain, controlled prose, this has your name on it. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books—which is exactly the correct condition for a 1951 Penguin. “Good” means it’s survived, it’s readable, and it has just enough gentle wear to suggest it has been taken seriously. A pristine copy would feel suspiciously untouched, like nobody ever stood at those blue gates and thought, “Alright then. Let’s see what happens.” ISBN: none, because it’s 1951 and the world was still blissfully free of numbering everything like it’s stock in a warehouse. What you’re getting instead is a little piece of mid-century reading life: compact, characterful, and quietly confident that a well-told story doesn’t need to shout to land its punch. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5277/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/at-the-blue-gates-jan-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5276 The Virgin and the Gipsy by DH Lawrence The Virgin and the Gipsy (1973) by D. H. Lawrence is what happens when a perfectly respectable English household tries to keep everything tidy—feelings, reputations, desires, the lot—and Lawrence strolls in, kicks the emotional furniture over, and starts asking inconvenient questions about what people really want. This Penguin Books edition delivers Lawrence in his favourite mode: intense, observant, faintly scandalous, and utterly convinced that polite society is a thin curtain flapping over a draughty mess. Set in a world of propriety and quiet suffocation, the story circles a young woman boxed in by the rules of class, family, and “what will people say.” The title promises a collision of opposites—purity and danger, restraint and impulse, the carefully controlled and the wildly unbothered—and Lawrence, naturally, is less interested in simple romance than in the pressure-cooker conditions that make people long for escape. It’s about attraction, yes, but also about the itch of a life that doesn’t quite fit, and the alarming moment when you realise you might be capable of change. Lawrence writes with that peculiar combination of bluntness and lyric intensity. He’s brilliant at describing the atmosphere of repression—the stifled conversations, the moral certainty used as a weapon, the way a “nice” home can feel like a cage with good curtains. And then, into that ordered world, comes the suggestion of something other: movement, heat, unpredictability. The “gipsy” figure functions exactly as Lawrence intends: as a catalyst, a mirror, an offence to respectable sensibilities, and a symbol of everything the household fears and secretly envies. There’s also a delicious undercurrent of social satire here. Lawrence has little patience for pompous men, small-minded judgement, or the kind of genteel cruelty that’s delivered with a smile. He doesn’t caricature so much as expose: the hypocrisy, the frustration, the brittle pride. He’s not writing a cosy pastoral. He’s writing the emotional weather report of people who have been pretending too long. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which is exactly right for Lawrence: a little worn at the edges, as if it’s been carried around by someone who wanted “a classic” and then discovered they were reading something that still feels faintly improper. A pristine copy would look like it’s never been opened in anger, or in secret, or in that particular mood where you want a book to say what you’re not allowed to say out loud. ISBN 0140031383. Recommended for readers who like their classics compact but combustible, their English respectability gently roasted, and their fiction filled with the unsettling suspicion that the life you’re supposed to live and the life you want might not be the same thing at all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5276/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-virgin-and-the-gipsy-jan-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140031386 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5274 The Executioner - 24 - Canadian Crisis by Don Pendleton The Executioner – 24: Canadian Crisis (1975) by Don Pendleton is the kind of Pinnacle paperback that doesn’t so much begin as kick the door off its hinges, shout its own title at you, and demand you stop pretending you were going to have a quiet evening. This is vintage Executioner: hard-boiled, high-octane, unapologetically lurid, and absolutely not interested in subtlety when there are villains to flatten and chapters to detonate. Mack Bolan, the “Executioner” himself, operates in that glorious 1970s action-thriller universe where geopolitics can be summarised with a grimace and a map, moral complexity is handled with brisk efficiency, and any problem—international, criminal, existential—can be improved with decisive violence and a firm grip. Canadian Crisis has the extra charm of taking the series’ American punchiness and pointing it north, where the scenery is colder, the stakes are allegedly international, and the word “crisis” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Think of it as a travel brochure written by a man whose hobbies include tactical solutions. The appeal here isn’t realism. It’s momentum. Pendleton writes like he’s feeding pages into a shredder that only accepts cliffhangers. Everything is lean, aggressive, and designed to keep you turning pages with the same compulsive speed as the protagonist moves through trouble. Characters are sketched fast, motivations are clear enough to aim at, and the atmosphere is pure pulp swagger—part revenge fantasy, part Cold War hangover, part “how many dramatic nouns can we fit on a cover?” And let’s be honest: this is also a time capsule. The 1975 worldview is baked in—fear, bravado, suspicion, the sense that the world is dangerous and the only comfort is being more dangerous than it is. Read it for the adrenaline and the absurdity, for the blunt-force prose and the unashamed commitment to its own premise. It’s not trying to be refined. It’s trying to be effective, and it generally succeeds in the way a car alarm succeeds: loudly, insistently, and without asking your permission. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which is exactly the correct state for an Executioner instalment. A little edge wear feels like proof of authenticity—like it’s been carried in a jacket pocket, read on a commute, or swapped between friends with the solemn promise: “Trust me, it’s mental.” “Good” here means intact, readable, and still ready to deliver its particular brand of paperback mayhem. ISBN 0523007795. Recommended for readers who like their thrillers fast, their heroes unstoppable, and their fiction proudly unbothered by nuance. If you want a novel that politely offers you a seat and a cup of tea, look elsewhere. If you want one that grabs you by the lapels and drags you into a 1970s crisis at full speed—welcome to the series. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5274/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-executioner-24-canadian-crisis-jan-2026.jpg 4.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle 9780523007793 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5272 Hereafter by David Winter Hereafter (1972) by David Winter is the kind of Hodder & Stoughton paperback that sidles up politely, clears its throat, and then asks the question everyone thinks about at 2:17am but pretends not to: Right then… what happens when we’re finished? It’s earnest without being joyless, curious without being kooky, and written with that early-70s confidence that big topics can be handled sensibly with a pen, a steady tone, and a refusal to panic. Winter takes “the hereafter” and treats it less like a spooky parlour trick and more like a subject worth thinking about properly—what people believe, why they believe it, what traditions say, and how the idea of an afterlife has shaped behaviour down here where the bills still arrive. Expect a guided tour through hopes, fears, doctrine, and the human talent for imagining a sequel to existence with wildly different genre choices: some go for comfort, some for judgement, some for mystery, and some for “let’s not be too specific, thanks.” The charm is that the book isn’t trying to sell you neon clouds or bargain-bin damnation. It has the vibe of a thoughtful conversation rather than a sermon: here’s what’s been said, here’s what it might mean, here’s why it matters. It’s the sort of reading that makes you nod along, then pause, then realise you’ve been quietly interrogating your own assumptions while pretending you were “just browsing a vintage theology book.” And because it’s 1972, there’s a faintly wonderful period texture to it all: a mix of calm reassurance and brisk practicality, like the afterlife might be discussed over a cup of tea with the same sensible cadence as central heating. No hysterics. No glitter. Just the steady insistence that death, belief, and meaning are still worth the mental effort, even if modern life would rather you scroll past them. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books—which feels exactly right for a book about what comes next. A little wear suggests it’s been picked up in moments of curiosity, doubt, grief, or late-night philosophical wandering, then put down again with that very British conclusion: “Right. Well. Hmm.” A pristine copy would imply nobody ever needed it, which is optimistic at best. ISBN 0440160039. Ideal for readers who like their big metaphysical questions handled with courtesy and clarity, and who enjoy the peculiar comfort of a book that doesn’t pretend to have all the answers—only the nerve to keep asking the question. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5272/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hereafter-jan-2026.jpg 5.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5268 Big Man by Ed McBain Big Man (1978) by Ed McBain is what happens when a crime novel decides it’s not just going to tell you a story, it’s going to walk into the room, flash a badge, light a cigarette, and start interviewing your conscience. It’s McBain doing what McBain does best: brisk, streetwise, sharp as a snapped ruler, and quietly furious about how people behave when they think nobody’s watching. This is Penguin-era McBain: the kind of paperback you can practically hear. Sirens in the distance. Phones ringing at the wrong time. Shoes on wet pavement. A city that never sleeps because it can’t afford to. The title Big Man isn’t subtle, and neither is the world it points at—power, swagger, ego, menace, reputation. Everyone’s performing. Everyone’s hiding something. Everyone’s just one bad decision away from becoming a headline. McBain’s great trick is that he makes the machinery of policing feel both procedural and personal. There are facts to gather, leads to chase, routines to follow—but underneath it is the constant hum of human weakness: fear, pride, greed, loneliness, the need to look tough when you feel anything but. The dialogue snaps along like a jazz rhythm section, and the prose has that deceptively plain style that hits you later, when you realise he’s been guiding you into uncomfortable truths while you were happily turning pages. And because it’s McBain, you don’t get the cosy, puzzle-box version of crime. You get the one where the city is complicated, the moral lines are smudged, and “justice” is a word that means different things depending on who’s saying it and what time it is. It’s entertaining, yes—fast and vivid and properly hard-boiled—but it’s also the kind of entertainment that leaves a faint bruise. The good stuff always does. This copy is Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which is perfect for a McBain. It should look like it’s been read at least once in one sitting, possibly on public transport, and then put down with a thoughtful sigh and a vague desire to double-lock the door. The cover will have that reassuring Penguin solidity: literature, but with knuckles. ISBN 0140048510. Recommended for readers who like their crime fiction lean, clever, unsentimental—and who enjoy the feeling that a book has just shown you the city in a harsh light, then politely handed you your coat and sent you back out into it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5268/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/big-man-jan-2026.jpg 0.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140048513 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5267 The World is a Wedding by Bernard Kops The World is a Wedding (1966) by Bernard Kops is a Mayflower paperback with the cheerful audacity to suggest that life is one long celebration—while quietly acknowledging that half the guests are arguing in the kitchen, someone’s crying in the hallway, and the band has definitely played this tune before. It’s a novel that arrives wearing confetti and carrying a hangover, equal parts warm-hearted, sharp-edged, and stubbornly human. Kops writes with that very particular mid-century London electricity: the streets feel close, the voices are loud, the emotions are immediate, and the optimism—when it appears—has had to fight for its place at the table. There’s a theatrical quality to it, too: scenes that feel like they’re happening under bright lights, dialogue that wants to be overheard, and characters who can’t help but perform themselves even when they’re trying to be sincere. It’s funny, until it isn’t. It’s tender, until it bites. It’s romantic, in the way real romance is romantic: slightly frazzled, full of interruptions, and always one rent bill away from tragedy. The title is doing a lot of work here, and the book knows it. A wedding is supposed to be the neat, ceremonial moment where everyone agrees what happiness looks like. Kops, being Kops, is more interested in the messy backstage reality: the longing, the social pressure, the family history, the private doubts, the public grin. The world as a wedding means everyone is invited, nobody is fully prepared, and the seating plan is an act of quiet violence. This is Mayflower in its natural habitat—paperback fiction with a pulse, sold to people who wanted something vivid and immediate for the train home, and who didn’t mind if the story got a bit too close for comfort. Condition: Good, which is exactly right: a copy like this should have a bit of life in it. A pristine one would feel suspicious, like it’s never been opened during a minor emotional wobble. ISBN: none, because it’s 1966 and the universe hadn’t yet decided to number every human experience for ease of tracking. What you do get is a compact slice of post-war British life—romantic, restless, funny, bruised—delivered with an affectionate irony that doesn’t sneer at its characters for wanting more. If you like novels that feel like overhearing a whole neighbourhood through thin walls, this one’s already tapping its foot and waiting for the music to start. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5267/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-world-is-a-wedding-jan-2026.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mayflower no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5266 Roman Art by Nancy H Ramage and Andrew Ramage Roman Art (1995) by Nancy H. Ramage and Andrew Ramage is the kind of book that makes you realise the Romans didn’t just conquer territories—they conquered aesthetics, then organised them into neat categories and labelled everything with admirable confidence. If you’ve ever looked at a marble head with a broken nose and thought, “Why does this feel oddly modern?”, this is your guided tour through two millennia of imperial taste, propaganda, plumbing-adjacent engineering, and extremely committed stonework. This isn’t Rome as a vague mood-board of togas and columns. It’s Rome as a working visual machine: portraits that flatter the powerful while pretending to be “realistic,” reliefs that turn military logistics into cinematic spectacle, wall paintings that cheat architecture onto flat plaster with cheerful abandon, and mosaics that say “I am wealthy” one tessera at a time. The Ramages do the heavy lifting—sorting the emperors, the styles, the regions, the materials, the motives—so you can enjoy the main thrill of Roman art: it’s always art and a message. Even the decorative bits are busy doing politics. And yes, you’ll meet the classics: the Augustan “we’re totally not a monarchy” look, the Flavian swagger, the Hadrianic cultured-bachelor energy, and the late imperial shift into the big-eyed, otherworldly stare that suggests everyone is a bit tired and the universe is complicated now. Along the way, you’ll get the satisfying realisation that the Romans were consummate borrowers. Greek sculpture? Lovely, we’ll have that. Egyptian obelisks? Perfect, pop them over there. Local gods and styles from the provinces? Absolutely, as long as they fit the brand guidelines of the empire. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is Condition: Good—which is frankly ideal for a title about antiquity. A bit of shelfwear only improves the vibe. It should look like it’s been consulted during late-night “wait, what is verism?” emergencies, carried to seminars, and left open on tables while someone gestures at a diagram like they’re planning a small, orderly invasion. ISBN: (not listed here—mysteriously missing like the nose on a statue), but the content is very much present: a clear, structured, no-nonsense companion to the Romans’ greatest trick—making art that still feels loud, legible, and oddly familiar, even when it’s two thousand years old and missing an arm. Recommended for: students, armchair classicists, museum wanderers, and anyone who wants to understand why Roman art is basically the original “public relations campaign,” executed in marble, paint, and occasional extremely enthusiastic mosaic fish. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5266/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/roman-art-jan-2026.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Laurence King Publishing 9781856690782 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5265 Montaigne by Michel Eyquem de Montaigne Montaigne (1981) by Michel Eyquem de Montaigne—because of course Penguin Classics took one look at the 16th century’s most accomplished overthinker and said, “Yes, we’ll have him in tasteful black.” This is the book for anyone who’s ever stared into the middle distance and thought, “Am I the problem?” and then decided to write 1,000 elegantly meandering pages about it. Montaigne doesn’t so much argue as wander—politely, thoughtfully, and with the quiet confidence of a man who has fully accepted that the brain is a slightly unreliable committee. He’ll begin with something practical (friendship, fear, education, drunkenness, being human), take a left turn into classical anecdotes, drift into a confession, pause to contradict himself, and then finish by shrugging in prose so good you’ll forgive him for it. It’s not chaos. It’s artisanal self-examination. Reading him feels like eavesdropping on the world’s most articulate inner monologue. One moment he’s being startlingly modern—warm, funny, skeptical, oddly comforting—and the next he’s reminding you he lived in a time when people wrote letters with quills and thought ulcers were a personality. Yet the magic trick is that he’s still recognisably you: anxious, curious, proud, embarrassed, hungry, mortal, and trying to make sense of it all without pretending he’s cracked the code. Montaigne is the patron saint of “I don’t know, but let’s think about it.” This Penguin Classics edition (1981) is your tidy portal into that gloriously untidy mind, packaged for contemporary readers who like their wisdom with footnotes and their existential wobbling with good typography. Condition: Good—which is ideal, really. A pristine copy would feel suspiciously overconfident. A “Good” Crappy Old Books copy has the correct air of having been consulted during minor life crises and then put back on the shelf with a meaningful sigh. ISBN 0140440836. Recommended if you enjoy books that behave like a clever friend: slightly rambling, unexpectedly profound, occasionally smug, and always—always—honest about the fact that being human is a strange business, and we’re all improvising. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5265/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/montaigne-jan-2026.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics 9780140440836 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5261 The Gift by Vladimir Nabokov Step right up for The Gift (1980) by Vladimir Nabokov — Penguin Books, ISBN: 0140054758 — in Good condition, as proudly (and perhaps suspiciously) offered by Crappy Old Books. This is The Gift: a novel that politely pretends it’s a coming-of-age story, then immediately starts showing off like a magician who’s bored of pulling rabbits and would rather produce a small, bewildered philosophy seminar from a hat. Nabokov does what Nabokov does best: he makes language behave badly—in the most beautiful way—tilting every sentence into a sly wink, a little pirouette, a trapdoor into something cleverer than you expected. It’s dazzling, it’s demanding, it’s occasionally the literary equivalent of being complimented while someone steals your wallet. You’ll think you’re reading about a young writer finding his feet, and then—wham—you’re being gently mugged by brilliance. And this particular copy? It’s in Good condition, which, in the noble dialect of second-hand books, translates roughly to: “Still very much a book, still very readable, still willing to be loved, but also clearly has a past.” Maybe it’s got that faintly nostalgic aroma of someone else’s bookshelf life. Maybe the cover has seen the inside of a bag, a move, a rainy day, a brief existential crisis. Nothing tragic—just character. Like Nabokov himself might say: perfection is overrated; detail is everything. If you’re the sort of reader who enjoys being outsmarted with flair, if you like your novels layered, shimmering, and a little bit smug, then The Gift is waiting. And if you don’t like that… well, Crappy Old Books has kindly ensured you won’t feel too intimidated by the presentation. Think of it as an egalitarian approach to genius: the masterpiece, unpretentious, slightly scuffed, and absolutely ready to ruin your standards for prose forever. Buy it for the story. Keep it for the sentences. Forgive it for being better than you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5261/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-gift-dec-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140054750 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5258 Jill by Philip Larkin Jill (1975) by Philip Larkin — Faber and Faber ISBN: 0571106919 Condition: Fair (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Provenance: Ex–British Council library copy (so it’s been abroad, been borrowed, and been quietly judged by readers in multiple time zones) Philip Larkin is best known for poems that can puncture your soul with the efficiency of a pin in a balloon. Jill is his novel, and it does something wonderfully similar—only instead of a single devastating stanza, you get a slow, awkward, beautifully observed account of youth, loneliness, and the strange theatre of trying to become someone at university. Meet John Kemp: provincial, earnest, and newly arrived at Oxford, where he discovers that the place is full of people who already seem to have a script. They know how to dress, how to talk, how to belong. John, meanwhile, is improvising with the wide-eyed panic of a man who has walked into a party and forgotten the concept of hands. He wants friends, status, a life that looks like it’s supposed to look. What he gets is that quietly horrifying sensation of being present but not included—watching the world happen from just outside the circle. And then, because this is Larkin, the novel turns into a masterclass in discomfort. John invents a sister—Jill—and begins to use her as a kind of social currency, a story, a mask, an emotional workaround. It’s funny, it’s cringeworthy, it’s deeply human, and it’s also a bit chilling, because you can feel how easily fantasy can become refuge, and how quickly refuge can become trap. If you’ve ever told a harmless little lie that then required a second lie, and then a third, and then a careful rearrangement of your personality—this book understands you. The tone is classic Larkin: crisp, ironic, quietly sympathetic, and absolutely not interested in giving anyone a comforting moral. This isn’t a triumphant campus tale about finding yourself. It’s about not finding yourself, and filling the gap with performance. It’s about class and insecurity, desire and embarrassment, and the way social life can feel like a test you didn’t revise for. The comedy is real, but it’s the sort of comedy that arrives with a wince, because the joke is often on the person who wants most desperately to be taken seriously. Now add the extra charm of this specific copy: ex–British Council library. In other words, this book has not only existed—it has served. It’s been stamped, shelved, borrowed, returned, and sent back out into the world again, like a small literary diplomat carrying British awkwardness overseas. There’s something fitting about that: a novel about belonging that itself has been passed from hand to hand, trying to belong on different shelves. Condition is Fair, which is Crappy Old Books honesty-speak for: expect visible wear, library markings, and the general look of a book that has done a shift. But it’s still here, still readable, still intact enough to deliver Larkin’s precise discomfort. The packaging may be a bit tired; the observations are not. Buy it if you like: awkward coming-of-age stories with sharp intelligence Oxford as a social minefield rather than a postcard novels about loneliness, class, and the performance of confidence books that make you laugh and then stare at the wall for a minute Jill is a slim, unsettling delight: a portrait of youthful insecurity written with Larkin’s signature mix of irony and compassion. This ex-library Fair copy has the right kind of scars—proof it’s been read, used, and quietly survived. Courtesy of Crappy Old Books, naturally. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5258/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jill-dec-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571106912 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5257 Two Adolescents by Alberto Moravia Two Adolescents (1961) by Alberto Moravia — Penguin Books ISBN: None (because 1961 assumed the title was enough and your innocence was optional) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “the binding is stable; the emotions are not”) There are coming-of-age stories that arrive with wholesome lessons, friendly mentors, and a reassuring sense that everyone will be fine by chapter twelve. Two Adolescents is Alberto Moravia, so you can safely assume none of that happens. Instead you get a lean, coolly written, quietly unsettling look at youth—where desire shows up early, morality shows up late, and everyone is improvising with the confidence of people who have absolutely no idea what they’re doing. Moravia’s special talent is taking ordinary human impulses—curiosity, envy, attraction, boredom, pride—and showing how quickly they become complicated once society, class, and expectation get their hands on them. Adolescence here isn’t a golden season of possibility; it’s a tense, shifting borderland where people test power, test limits, test each other, and sometimes discover that what they want is not at all what they expected to want. It’s not sentimental. It’s not cosy. It is, however, intensely readable in that Moravia way: plain, precise sentences carrying a lot of heat underneath. The title sounds simple—two young people, that’s all. But Moravia loves simplicity the way a cat loves a carefully arranged shelf: as something to push and see what breaks. You can expect a story that’s sharply observed, a little claustrophobic, and full of the small social humiliations and quiet moral negotiations that shape people long before they’re old enough to admit it. These adolescents are not “symbols” in a tidy literary way; they’re messy, contradictory humans, and Moravia watches them with a gaze that’s neither cruel nor comforting—just exact. Reading this in a 1961 Penguin edition adds an extra layer of irony. Here is a sober, respectable paperback—calm typography, mid-century confidence—containing a story that is likely to make you raise an eyebrow, reconsider your youth, and feel vaguely grateful you didn’t have Moravia narrating your teenage years. Penguin’s genius was always that it could make difficult European fiction look like something you might casually pick up for a train ride. And then—surprise—you’re having an existential moment between stations. This copy is listed as Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and pleasantly seasoned by time. Expect honest vintage wear: a bit of shelf rub, perhaps some page toning, the faint aura of previous readers who thought, “I’ll just read a chapter,” and then sat there quietly for a while. Buy it if you like: coming-of-age stories without the Hallmark lighting European psychological realism: cool, sharp, and human books that say a lot while appearing to say very little Moravia’s particular gift for making desire feel both ordinary and dangerous Two Adolescents is a compact Moravia dose: lucid, uneasy, and quietly gripping—a story about youth that refuses to flatter anyone involved. In Good condition from Crappy Old Books, ready to sit on your shelf looking mild while delivering something decidedly not mild at all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5257/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/two-adolescents-dec-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5255 A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess A Clockwork Orange (1973) by Anthony Burgess — Penguin Books ISBN: 0140032193 Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still readable; still mildly menacing”) Here’s a cheerful little book about youth culture, free will, and ultraviolence—perfect for curling up with. (That’s irony, in case the milk-plus hasn’t kicked in yet.) A Clockwork Orange is Burgess’s most famous provocation: a slim novel with a jagged grin, written in a slang that feels like it’s been invented to make your brain trip over its own shoelaces and then get up asking for more. You follow Alex—charismatic, appalling, and distressingly articulate—through a near-future England where the nights are loud, the moral compass is optional, and “a little of the old in-out” is very much not about interior decorating. Burgess doesn’t ease you into this world. He drops you in, hands you the language (Nadsat: part Russian, part street argot, part pure menace), and lets you figure it out the way you figure out a dream: by surrendering to it. Before long you’ll be reading sentences that should be incomprehensible and thinking, with mild horror, yes, that’s exactly what he means. And then comes the real point of the book, the bit that makes it endure beyond the shock: the argument about choice. Burgess isn’t interested only in bad behaviour; he’s interested in what a state will do to “fix” it, and what’s left of a person when the ability to choose—even the ability to choose wrongly—is removed. It’s a novel that forces you to ask an uncomfortable question: is a “good” person still good if they’ve been engineered into it? Or are they just… mechanical? Clockwork? The genius (and the joke) is how stylishly it’s all done. The prose is musical. The rhythms are addictive. The book is repellent and seductive at the same time, which is precisely why it works. You’re made complicit through language, through voice, through the uncomfortable fact that Alex is often the most alive thing on the page. You don’t have to like him. You just have to keep listening. This copy is a 1973 Penguin Books edition—proper vintage Penguin: practical, portable, and quietly smug about containing a modern classic that still has the power to unsettle. Condition is Good, from Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and pleasantly seasoned by decades of shelf life—perhaps a little rubbing, some page toning, the faint patina of a book that has been passed around with a “you should read this” warning. Buy it if you like: dystopian fiction with bite, wit, and a nasty little laugh language experiments that actually enhance the story moral philosophy delivered via menace and charisma classics that still feel dangerous in paperback form A Clockwork Orange is short, sharp, and unforgettable: a book that asks whether people can be made “good” without being made less human, and does it in a voice you won’t shake off easily. In Good condition from Crappy Old Books—ready to sit on your shelf looking innocent while quietly plotting to invade your vocabulary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5255/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-clockwork-orange-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140032192 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5253 In Chancery - The Forsyte Chronicles 2 by John Galsworthy In Chancery – The Forsyte Chronicles 2 (1969) by John Galsworthy — Penguin Books ISBN: None (because 1969 assumed you could spot a Forsyte by the glint of property) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still perfectly capable of making you tut quietly”) If The Man of Property introduced you to the Forsyte family’s core hobby—treating love like a possession—then In Chancery is where the bill arrives, stamped, signed, and delivered with immaculate manners. This is Forsyte Chronicles volume 2, and it takes the saga from “uncomfortable domestic situation” to “right, everyone into the emotional legal system, please.” The title is one of those deliciously English phrases that sounds almost soothing until you realise what it means: delay, limbo, paperwork, consequences. To be “in chancery” is to be stuck in the slow machinery of resolution, where nothing quite ends, nothing quite begins, and the most intimate disasters are handled through arrangements, settlements, and people saying “of course” while meaning “never.” Galsworthy’s genius is that he makes this bureaucratic-sounding world feel intensely alive. The Forsytes are still doing what they do best: being respectable on the surface while quietly cracking underneath. Money continues to hover in every room like an extra character. Reputation is treated as a fragile heirloom. Emotions are handled with the delicacy of someone carrying a hot soup tureen across a carpet. And yet, beneath all that restraint, the pressure is relentless—desire, pride, jealousy, regret, and the slow realisation that you can’t simply own outcomes. This is social drama at its sharpest: not shouted, not flamboyant, but exquisitely tense. The battles aren’t fought with swords; they’re fought with glances, silence, and the kind of polite conversation that can destroy a person in three sentences. Galsworthy can make a drawing room feel like a courtroom without anyone raising their voice. He shows you how families become institutions, how institutions become cages, and how people convince themselves they’re being “reasonable” while making everyone miserable. And yes, it’s often funny—dry, exact, and slightly merciless. The Forsytes are perpetually convinced they are the guardians of good sense, even as they behave like a family of well-dressed catastrophes. They believe in stability, yet their lives are powered by the very instability they refuse to name. They worship propriety, yet propriety keeps failing to protect them from themselves. It’s comedy, if you like your comedy served with a side of moral discomfort. This particular copy is a 1969 Penguin Books edition: classic, practical, and quietly confident that you are the sort of person who reads major English classics in paperback form. Condition is Good, from Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and gently seasoned by time—perhaps some shelf wear, a little page toning, the kind of honest vintage patina that suits a book about how time and consequence work. Buy it if you like: family sagas where the real explosions are emotional British social satire with impeccable restraint stories about love, pride, and the cost of being “respectable” novels that make legal language feel like a psychological condition In Chancery is peak Forsyte: polished surfaces, turbulent depths, and the unsettling truth that the most expensive thing in the room is usually the feelings nobody will admit to having. In Good condition from Crappy Old Books, ready to pull you into the elegant, exhausting world where everything is civil—right up until it isn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5253/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-chancery-dec-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5252 Flowering Wilderness - The Forsyte Chronicles 8 by John Galsworthy Flowering Wilderness – The Forsyte Chronicles 8 (1969) by John Galsworthy — Penguin Books ISBN: None (because 1969 assumed you could find volume 8 by following the trail of restrained emotions) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still beautifully readable, still quietly savage”) If the Forsytes are a family, they’re also a climate—one made of money, manners, and the unshakeable belief that feeling things should be done privately, preferably behind a newspaper. Flowering Wilderness, volume 8 of The Forsyte Chronicles, drops you deep into the later stages of the saga, where the old structures are still standing but the ivy has started to grow through the cracks. The title is pure Galsworthy: poetic, slightly ironic, and quietly loaded. A “flowering wilderness” is something beautiful and untamed at the same time—growth without neat borders, life that refuses to be pruned into respectability. Which is exactly the tension that keeps haunting the Forsyte world: the struggle between what society expects and what people actually feel, between the carefully kept garden of propriety and the wild, inconvenient jungle of desire, regret, pride, and love. By this point in the Chronicles, you’re watching a whole social era shift in real time. The polite certainties that powered the earlier Forsyte books—the sense that property equals stability, that reputation is everything, that emotions can be managed like investments—are meeting a modern world that doesn’t quite co-operate. People still cling to respectability, but the future keeps walking in with muddy shoes. The younger generation wants different things. The older generation wants the younger generation to want the same things, but more politely. Everyone is trying to keep control while pretending they aren’t. Galsworthy’s gift is that he makes these changes feel intimate, not abstract. He doesn’t deliver history as a lecture; he delivers it as dinner conversations, family alliances, romantic miscalculations, and those tiny moments where you can feel someone’s whole inner life behind a carefully neutral phrase. The drama is understated, but it’s relentless. It’s the slow burn of people realising they can’t have everything they want—and also can’t quite stop wanting it. And yes, it’s often very funny, in that dry, exact way Galsworthy has of exposing hypocrisy without ever raising his voice. He can make a polite remark land like a slap. He can show you a character being “reasonable” while behaving terribly. He can make you sympathise with someone and judge them at the same time. That’s the Forsyte experience: empathy with a side of exasperation. This particular copy is a 1969 Penguin Books edition, which is ideal—classic packaging for a classic saga, practical enough to carry around while you privately observe the English upper middle class doing what it does best: handling enormous feelings with small gestures. Condition is Good, from Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and gently worn in the honest vintage-paperback way—perhaps a bit of shelf rub, a touch of page toning, nothing that stops it doing its job. Buy it if you like: family sagas where the real stakes are social and emotional British novels that turn understatement into high drama changing times, shifting values, and the chaos of people pretending they’re fine a story that’s elegant on the surface and thorny underneath Flowering Wilderness is the Forsyte world at a late, rich stage: the garden still looks respectable, but something wilder is growing—and you can’t unsee it once you notice. In Good condition from Crappy Old Books, ready to deliver another beautifully controlled dose of English life, with all its polite little catastrophes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5252/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flowering-wilderness-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5251 The Silver Spoon - The Forsyte Chronicles 5 by John Galsworthy The Silver Spoon – The Forsyte Chronicles 5 (1968) by John Galsworthy — Penguin Books ISBN: None (because 1968 assumed you could identify a Forsyte without tagging it) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still polished, still slightly disapproving”) If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like when privilege tries to have feelings, The Silver Spoon is your answer—served, naturally, with excellent table manners and a faint air of grievance that anyone expects the spoon to be washed up afterwards. This is volume 5 of The Forsyte Chronicles, and by now you’re deep into Galsworthy’s most satisfying trick: making the private lives of respectable people feel like the history of an entire society. The Forsytes are still here, still watching, still measuring everything—money, status, reputation, romance—like a family of human scales in well-cut clothes. But the world around them is changing, and the younger generation has the audacity to be complicated in new ways. Feelings are less obedient. Choices are less predictable. And the old assumptions—about class, ownership, love, and what one is “entitled” to—are starting to wobble. The title is perfect, of course. A “silver spoon” is shorthand for being born into comfort, opportunity, and an unspoken certainty that life is arranged for you. Galsworthy, being Galsworthy, is fascinated by what happens when that certainty collides with reality. Because the silver spoon doesn’t protect you from jealousy, shame, heartbreak, or the slow horror of discovering that other people have inner lives too. It does, however, give you an excellent sense of entitlement while you go through them. Expect everything that makes the Chronicles addictive: the slow-burn tensions, the moral grey zones, the conversations that seem polite until you realise they’re combat, and Galsworthy’s merciless eye for hypocrisy. He’s brilliant at showing how people rationalise themselves—how they can do something cruel while believing they are being reasonable; how they can cling to “principle” when what they really mean is “control”; how they can insist they’re acting for the best while quietly protecting their own pride. And because it’s the Forsytes, the drama is never just personal—it’s social. You’re watching a class and a culture recalibrate: post-war shifts, modern attitudes creeping in, the old guard trying to maintain form while the future rearranges the furniture. It’s both witty and melancholic, like a beautifully kept house where you can sense the damp behind the wallpaper. There’s also a delicious irony in the fact that this is a 1968 Penguin paperback: a democratic little format carrying a story about people who would be mildly offended that it’s available to everyone. That’s Penguin’s quiet genius—handing you the upper classes in portable form, so you can observe them at leisure on a bus. This copy is listed as Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it’s solid, readable, and gently seasoned by time. Expect the usual honest vintage wear—perhaps slight cover rubbing, mild page toning—but nothing that stops the story. It’s still perfectly capable of delivering Galsworthy’s elegant sting. Buy it if you like: family sagas where inheritance is emotional as well as financial British social satire with impeccable restraint characters who feel deeply and deny it beautifully novels where a raised eyebrow is basically an explosion The Silver Spoon is Galsworthy doing what he does best: showing how privilege shapes people—sometimes softening them, sometimes hardening them—while the world shifts underneath. In Good condition from Crappy Old Books, ready to be read with a cup of tea and a slight, knowing sigh. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5251/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-silver-spook-dec-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5250 The White Monkey - The Forsyte Chronicles 4 by John Galsworthy The White Monkey – The Forsyte Chronicles 4 (1969) by John Galsworthy — Penguin Books ISBN: None (because 1969 assumed you could locate a book without it wearing a numeric identity badge) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still impeccably readable, still quietly judgemental”) Welcome back to the Forsytes: the family who can detect a shift in social climate the way certain people can detect rain—too late, with mild irritation, and while insisting they were never worried anyway. The White Monkey, volume 4 of The Forsyte Chronicles, takes you further into that deliciously observed world where money is a language, manners are a weapon, and love is something people keep trying to handle like a piece of valuable china. By this point in the saga, we’re in the fascinating zone where the old Victorian/Edwardian certainties have begun to loosen their collars. The war has happened. Society is moving. Younger people are doing that alarming thing young people do: having ideas, feelings, and lives that are not entirely organised around property. And the Forsyte instinct—deeply ingrained, almost hereditary—is to respond to this with a mixture of fascination, disbelief, and the occasional strategic clutching of pearls (metaphorical pearls, naturally—real pearls are assets and must be catalogued). The title The White Monkey sounds whimsical, like something you might find in a tasteful zoo or a slightly smug drawing-room anecdote. But Galsworthy is rarely whimsical without a purpose. The “white monkey” is a symbol—of rarity, of display, of the exotic and the desirable, of things that are kept and shown and whispered about. Which is to say: it’s a very Forsyte kind of image. In this world, people and relationships can all too easily become possessions—something to acquire, arrange, and control. What you get here is the signature Galsworthy blend: elegantly paced storytelling, social satire with a straight face, and an almost unfair ability to show you exactly how a person can be both decent and unbearable at the same time. Nobody twirls a moustache. Nobody declares themselves the villain. They simply explain, reasonably, why they must do the thing that will ruin everyone’s day. Galsworthy’s humour is dry, his empathy is real, and his critique of class and entitlement is sharp enough to cut through the upholstery. If you’re reading the Chronicles in order, The White Monkey is where the long-range consequences of earlier choices are really felt: old loves, old resentments, old moral compromises still echoing as the next generation tries to live differently—without entirely escaping the gravitational pull of family history. It’s a novel about transition: personal, social, and emotional. And because Galsworthy writes transition so well, you’ll find yourself absorbed in the tiny shifts—who speaks first, who remains silent, who “means well,” who wants something they’re not allowed to want. And yes, it’s a Penguin paperback—1969—which adds its own gentle irony. A book about British class and property, sold in a democratic little paperback format, meant to be read on trains by ordinary people. Nothing says cultural progress like carrying the Forsytes in your pocket while the actual Forsytes would rather you didn’t touch the furniture. This copy is listed as Good, from Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and pleasantly seasoned by time. Expect some honest shelf wear, perhaps mild page toning—nothing dramatic, just the signs of a book that has been handled and survived. Like the Forsytes, really: not pristine, but still standing. Buy it if you like: family sagas where the real battles are fought with manners social satire that’s subtle, sharp, and endlessly observant novels about generations shifting while everyone pretends they aren’t classics that make you laugh, then quietly wince The White Monkey is another rich slice of Forsyte life: polished on the surface, complicated underneath, and deeply satisfying if you enjoy watching society change one awkward conversation at a time. In Good condition, sold by Crappy Old Books—ready to sit on your shelf looking respectable while being quietly savage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5250/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-white-monkey-dec-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5249 I Accuse by Mette Ejlersen I Accuse (1970) by Mette Ejlersen — Tandem ISBN: None (because 1970 didn’t think every accusation needed a barcode) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “the cover’s holding up; the moral outrage is pristine”) Some titles come with a whisper. I Accuse arrives with a finger pointed, a brow raised, and the clear expectation that you will stop what you’re doing and pay attention. It’s the literary equivalent of someone tapping a glass at a dinner party and announcing that, actually, they have a few things to say about how the world works—and no, they will not be keeping it light. Mette Ejlersen’s I Accuse is very much a product of its era in the best possible way: sharp, direct, and charged with that late-60s/early-70s energy where complacency is treated as the real sin. The tone is urgent; the stance is uncompromising. This isn’t the sort of book that sidles up politely and asks permission to be “relevant.” It assumes it already is, and frankly it’s offended you ever doubted it. What you get is a compact, punchy read with the feel of a moral grenade: personal testimony meeting social criticism, the private world crashing into the public one, and the constant undercurrent that silence is complicity. It’s the kind of book that doesn’t simply tell a story—it builds a case. It may not always be comfortable. It may not always be neat. But it’s rarely indifferent. If you like your reading to have a pulse, a point, and a willingness to glare at authority, this one obliges. And there’s an extra layer of irony in reading a 1970 “I accuse” today, because time has a way of turning yesterday’s hot-button anger into today’s historical document. Which means you’re getting two books in one: the narrative itself, and the period atmosphere—the language, the assumptions, the shape of the outrage. Even if you disagree with parts of it, it’s fascinating to see what, exactly, demanded accusation then, and how the book positions the reader as witness, juror, and occasionally co-conspirator. This is a Tandem edition, which fits perfectly: Tandem paperbacks have that no-nonsense, briskly accessible vibe—books made to be read, passed around, and argued over rather than admired from a distance. This isn’t a coffee-table ornament. It’s a conversation starter, and possibly a conversation-ender, depending on who’s in the room. This copy is listed as Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and nicely intact for a paperback that has probably been opened with intent. Expect some honest wear—light rubbing, perhaps a little page toning—but still very much ready to do what it was built to do: provoke thought, stir emotion, and leave you with at least one sentence ringing in your head. Buy it if you like: vintage paperback firebrands with something to prove social critique that doesn’t apologise for having an opinion books that feel like testimony rather than entertainment 1970s literature with edge, urgency, and conviction I Accuse is not a gentle read—it’s a pointed one. A slim, serious burst of conscience from 1970, in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, ready to remind you that some paperbacks aren’t meant to soothe. They’re meant to poke. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5249/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-accuse-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tandem no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5247 The Man of Property - The Forsyte Chronicles 1 by John Galsworthy The Man of Property – The Forsyte Chronicles 1 (1968) by John Galsworthy — Penguin Books ISBN: None (because 1968 assumed you could recognise a classic without it wearing a barcode) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still perfectly capable of tutting at everyone”) Welcome to the Forsytes: a family so devoted to ownership that they’ve practically turned it into a personality trait, a moral philosophy, and a love language. The Man of Property is the first volume of The Forsyte Chronicles, and it opens the door to one of literature’s great spectator sports: watching respectable people behave appallingly while insisting they are being perfectly reasonable. The “man of property” in question is Soames Forsyte—solid, prosperous, fiercely respectable, and emotionally about as flexible as a marble mantelpiece. He believes in possessions: houses, investments, reputation, furniture you can polish, and a social position that sits neatly on the shelf. He also believes, with the calm certainty of his class and era, that some other things should be possessions too. This includes his wife, Irene—beautiful, desired, and disastrously unsuited to being treated like an asset. What follows is a slow-burn tragedy dressed up as dinner parties, legal talk, and impeccable manners. Galsworthy’s genius is how he makes all this feel both specific and universal. The details are pure late-Victorian/Edwardian England—drawing rooms, family councils, that suffocating atmosphere of “what will people say?”—but the core tension is timeless: what happens when love is confused with entitlement, when “duty” becomes control, and when an entire social world is built to protect the feelings of the powerful at the expense of everyone else’s actual life. And it’s not all doom. There’s a delicious, dry humour running through it: Galsworthy’s eye for hypocrisy is merciless, and the Forsytes are endlessly, quietly funny in their certainty that they are the sensible centre of the universe. They’re forever judging, discussing, approving, disapproving, and rearranging their principles so they still look respectable in the mirror. It’s a family saga, yes—but also a satire of the English instinct to handle emotional crisis by having another meeting about it. This is volume one, which means it’s where the tone is set: the web of family connections, the glittering trap of respectability, the sense that money and manners can smooth over anything (spoiler: they can’t). It’s the beginning of a long, elegantly observed story about love, class, pride, desire, and the slow shift of society under the feet of people who would really prefer it stayed put. This copy is a 1968 Penguin edition—classic, practical, and pleasingly unpretentious about the fact it contains an entire civilisation’s worth of repression. Condition is Good, from Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and gently seasoned by decades of shelf life. Expect light wear, perhaps a little toning, the general look of a book that’s been read by people who enjoy their drama served with restraint and consequences. Buy it if you like: family sagas where the real action is moral, not physical social satire with sharp edges and impeccable manners classics that make you alternately fascinated and furious books where “property” turns out to be a terrifying concept The Man of Property is the perfect opener to the Forsyte universe: elegant, uncomfortable, and quietly addictive. In Good condition from Crappy Old Books, ready to remind you that some of the most intense battles in literature are fought with politeness, money, and a very firm belief in ownership. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5247/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-of-property-dec-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5245 How To Make Good Pictures - The Kodak Manual for Amateur Photographers by Kodak Limited How To Make Good Pictures – The Kodak Manual for Amateur Photographers (1943) by Kodak Limited — Kodak Limited ISBN: None (because in 1943 the only “scan code” was your ability to focus) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still developing nicely”) Before your phone decided what your face looks like, before “portrait mode” invented cheekbones, and long before an algorithm cheerfully sharpened your dinner, there was a simpler, braver age: the age of Kodak telling you, firmly but politely, how to take a photograph without ruining it. How To Make Good Pictures is exactly what it says—an earnest, practical 1943 manual aimed at the amateur photographer who has a camera, some film, and the noble dream of producing an image that doesn’t resemble a haunted fog bank. It’s part instruction book, part confidence booster, part gentle scolding: hold it steady, mind the light, stop cutting off Auntie’s head, and for heaven’s sake don’t point it straight at the sun. And the year matters. 1943 is not a time you associate with leisurely hobbies and artistic self-improvement, yet here is Kodak, steadfastly insisting that even during a world at war, you can still take a decent picture of the garden, the dog, or the children pretending not to pose. There’s something oddly comforting about it: the idea that ordinary life is worth recording, and that doing it well is a skill, not a filter. The tone is peak mid-century instructional confidence: reassuring, authoritative, and slightly amused by your inevitable mistakes. It explains exposure and composition with the calm certainty of a company that fully expects you to follow directions, because film is not cheap and neither is your patience. You’ll find guidance on framing, lighting, focus, action shots, portraits, landscapes—everything the modern camera does for you automatically, except here you have to do it yourself, with your hands and your brain, like a pioneer. The irony is that the title promises “good pictures,” as if this is a neat, achievable destination. The manual knows better. “Good” is work. “Good” is attention. “Good” is learning to see. And once you’ve read it, you’ll start noticing all the things you didn’t notice before: where the light falls, what a background is doing, why your subjects look like they’re being documented for official purposes. You may even catch yourself thinking in Kodak sentences, which is a quietly alarming side effect. As an object, it’s also a little piece of photographic history—an era when Kodak wasn’t just a brand but a whole cultural infrastructure. This is the world of film rolls, careful counting, the suspense of development, and the absolute thrill of getting it right because you couldn’t immediately retake it fourteen times. It’s nostalgia, yes—but it’s also craft. This copy is listed as Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and still perfectly capable of teaching you things you thought your smartphone invented. Expect honest age: perhaps a bit of wear, some gentle toning, the kind of patina that suits a practical book that was meant to be used, not worshipped. Buy it if you like: vintage how-to manuals with authority and charm photography as a skill rather than a swipe mid-century design, clear diagrams, and sensible advice owning a book that makes you feel both capable and slightly judged How To Make Good Pictures (1943) is Kodak doing what Kodak did best: teaching ordinary people to document their ordinary lives with a little more care—and a lot less blur. In Good condition from Crappy Old Books, ready to remind you that the best camera has always been the one that makes you pay attention. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5245/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-make-good-pictures-dec-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kodak Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5244 British Medical Association Members Handbook 1963 by British Medical Association British Medical Association Members’ Handbook 1963 (1963) by British Medical Association — British Medical Association ISBN: None (because 1963 assumed members could identify a handbook without a barcode) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still very capable of sounding official”) Some books are thrilling. This one is authoritative—which is a different kind of thrill, especially if you enjoy the idea of a nation held together by committees, procedures, and people who can pronounce Latin without blinking. The British Medical Association Members’ Handbook 1963 is exactly what it says on the tin: a practical, institutional guide for BMA members in the early 1960s, when the NHS was still relatively young, white coats were whiter, and “administration” was something you did with a fountain pen and an expression of steady resolve. It’s not a medical textbook; it’s the machinery around the medicine—membership, organisation, rules, guidance, and the sort of professional infrastructure that quietly makes a massive system function while pretending it’s all very straightforward. Reading it now is like opening a time capsule of British professional life. You can almost hear the clack of typewriters and the gentle clearing of throats in committee rooms. It’s full of the kind of matter-of-fact institutional voice that implies: these are the correct procedures; do not improvise. And yet, that’s precisely why it’s fascinating. This is what “the profession” looked like on paper in 1963—how it described itself, organised itself, and communicated its role in a changing society. There’s also a delicious irony in how calm it all is. The 1960s were not exactly a quiet decade, and healthcare certainly wasn’t a gentle topic. But the handbook’s tone is pure administrative serenity—because nothing says “we are in control” like neatly arranged sections and confidently numbered points. It’s the bureaucratic equivalent of a stethoscope: reassuring, slightly cold, and undeniably serious. As an artefact, it’s ideal for collectors of medical ephemera, NHS-era history, social historians, prop people (nothing says “authentic doctor’s office” like real period paperwork), and anyone who finds comfort in the idea that even complex institutions can be reduced to a handbook—however optimistic that may be. This copy is listed as Good by Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and has survived decades of existence with its dignity largely intact. Expect some honest age: perhaps a bit of rubbing, mild toning, maybe the faint impression it once lived in a briefcase alongside spectacles and a packed lunch. But fundamentally it’s still doing what it was made to do—sit there looking official. Buy it if you like: vintage institutional publications with maximum seriousness snapshots of professional life in mid-century Britain medical history adjacent to the medicine itself (systems, structures, culture) books that feel like they should be stamped, initialled, and filed British Medical Association Members’ Handbook 1963: a quietly compelling slice of British medical history—less scalpels, more committees; fewer diagnoses, more structure. In Good condition from Crappy Old Books, ready to lend your shelf an air of competence and mild authority. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5244/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bma-members-handbook-dec-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books British Medical Association no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5241 Under Western Eyes by Joseph Conrad Under Western Eyes (1964) by Joseph Conrad — Penguin Modern Classics ISBN: None (because Conrad would consider numbering a bit vulgar) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books) Extra curiosities: British Institute insert on the inside front cover (Barcelona). Plus an actual handwritten reader review on the inside front page, rating it “Boring”, dated 4 Oct 20019 — either an impressively modern verdict or evidence that time itself has slipped a cog. Conrad’s Under Western Eyes is the sort of novel that doesn’t so much begin as assemble itself slowly, like a fog rolling in with paperwork. It’s political, psychological, and suspicious of everyone involved—revolutionaries, authorities, idealists, cynics, the lot. If you like your fiction brisk and chirpy, Conrad will not help you. If you like your fiction to feel like you’ve been locked in a room with conscience, compromise, and a national crisis until you admit something about human nature—welcome. Set against the shadowy pressures of Russian autocracy and revolutionary fervour, this is Conrad doing what he does best: taking a person of uncertain moral footing and placing them in a situation where every choice is tainted. Spies, informers, plots, guilt, loyalty, fear—the whole political machine humming away, impersonal and brutal, while individuals try to pretend they’re still in charge of themselves. Conrad’s special talent is making you feel the weight of the system without turning it into a simple cartoon. Nobody here gets to be purely heroic. Nobody gets to be purely innocent. Even the “principles” have fingerprints. And yes, it’s also a book about translation—not only of language but of cultures, motives, and inner lives. The title is a clue: what does the “Western eye” see when it looks East? What does it miss? What does it assume? Conrad is forever interested in the gaps between what people say, what they mean, what they fear, and what they can’t admit even to themselves. He is not a novelist of swift reassurance. He is a novelist of slow dawning. Now, about this particular copy: it comes with a charming little piece of real-world ephemera—a British Institute insert from Barcelona tucked inside the front cover, like a tiny passport stamp from a previous life. It’s the kind of detail that makes a second-hand book feel properly handled, properly travelled, properly part of someone’s story before it got to you. And then there’s the pièce de résistance: someone has written a review on the inside front page and labelled the book “Boring.” That’s it. No hedging. No nuance. A clean, decisive judgement—dated 4 Oct 20019, which is either a simple slip of the pen or a thrilling confirmation that this copy has been assessed by a reader from the far future. Either way, it’s oddly helpful: a warning label and a dare at the same time. Because here’s the thing: Conrad can indeed feel “boring” if you’re expecting tidy plot fireworks. Much of his drama happens internally, in hesitation, in implication, in the slow tightening of moral consequence. It’s the literary equivalent of watching a pressure gauge rise. But if you give it a little patience, it’s also deeply absorbing—like discovering that the “boring” bit is actually the human mind trying to survive politics. This is a 1964 Penguin Modern Classics edition: serious, handsome in that no-nonsense Penguin way, built to be read rather than displayed (though it will do both). Condition is Good—so expect honest vintage wear, maybe a touch of toning, perhaps the faint aura of earnest readers and European journeys—but solid and perfectly readable. Buy it if you like: political novels that don’t flatter anyone psychological tension served in slow, precise sentences classics with real provenance and marginalia drama books that come with a built-in heckler on the first page Under Western Eyes is Conrad at his most quietly relentless: an espionage-and-conscience novel that doesn’t sprint, it advances—step by step—until you realise you’ve been thinking about guilt and responsibility like it’s your job. This copy, with its Barcelona insert and its oddly time-warped “BORING” review, is the perfect second-hand companion: a classic with receipts, attitude, and a sense of humour about how modern readers may react. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5241/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/under-western-eyes-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5240 Chinese Poems by Arthur Waley Chinese Poems (1946) by Arthur Waley — George Allen & Unwin ISBN: None (because 1946 trusted you to recognise a classic without a barcode doing the shouting) Format: Hardback with dust jacket Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “presentable, readable, and quietly elegant about it”) Some poetry books arrive like a trumpet. Chinese Poems arrives like a cup of tea placed on the table without fuss—then, a moment later, you realise it has altered the entire atmosphere of the room. Arthur Waley was one of the great translators who made Chinese poetry feel not like a remote cultural artefact, but like something startlingly human: spare, luminous, witty, melancholic, and occasionally savage in its calmness. This 1946 collection is a pocket of stillness from a noisy century—poems about mountains and moonlight, friendship and exile, wine and weather, longing and the everyday ache of being alive. In other words: the timeless stuff, delivered with the kind of restraint that makes it hit harder. The irony is that these poems are often quiet on the page and enormous in the mind. Chinese classical poetry has a way of doing more with less—few lines, clean images, and a depth that creeps up on you. Waley’s translations helped shape how English-language readers imagine this tradition: not as something exotic and unreachable, but as something you can actually read at the kitchen table and feel in your bones. You might come for “culture.” You stay because a poem about autumn or distance or a passing cloud suddenly feels like it was written about you. And because this is a 1946 edition from George Allen & Unwin, it also has that post-war publishing dignity: a proper hardback, the sort of book designed to be kept rather than consumed. There’s a particular charm in the fact that after a world war, someone’s answer was: here is poetry about rivers, temples, partings, and light on water. It’s either the gentlest possible rebellion or the most civilised form of survival. Probably both. This copy is Hardback with dust jacket, and listed as Good by Crappy Old Books—meaning it’s solid, respectable, and ready to be read without disintegrating into antique drama. Expect some honest signs of age—perhaps a little gentle wear here and there—but overall the kind of book that still looks at home on a shelf, quietly improving the place. Buy it if you like: poetry that’s clear as water and deep as a well translations that feel like poems, not homework calm, elegant writing that quietly wrecks you hardbacks with dust jackets that make you feel like you own a proper library Chinese Poems is the perfect antidote to noise: a slim, serious, beautiful book that doesn’t beg for attention—yet somehow keeps it. In Good condition from Crappy Old Books, ready to sit there looking modest while delivering line after line of quiet brilliance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5240/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chinese-poems-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5234 Blues for Mister Charlie by James Baldwin Blues for Mister Charlie (1966) by James Baldwin — Corgi Books ISBN: None (because 1966 didn’t believe every important thing needed a number) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “the book will hold together; the subject matter will not”) Some plays want to entertain you. Blues for Mister Charlie wants to summon you, sit you down, and refuse to let you look away. It’s James Baldwin writing drama with the force of a public reckoning—part tragedy, part trial, part hymn, part accusation—set in a small American town where everyone knows the rules, and the rules are the problem. This is not cosy theatre. It doesn’t do gentle irony or tasteful distance. Baldwin takes the racial terror and hypocrisy of mid-century America and puts it on stage where it can’t be politely ignored, then he gives it voices that are alive with grief, rage, love, pride, fear, and the strange, exhausting hope that telling the truth might still matter. The title says “blues” for a reason: this is mourning and music, lament and defiance—art made out of what hurts. The irony is that it’s also incredibly theatrical. Baldwin understands the stage as a place where language becomes weapon and witness. The speeches hit hard. The silences do, too. It’s a play that knows how communities protect themselves with denial, how institutions turn cruelty into procedure, and how “everyone’s very sorry” can coexist with “nothing changes.” And because Baldwin is Baldwin, even the harshest moments are written with a kind of fierce clarity—sentences that feel inevitable, like they’ve been waiting to be spoken. If you come to this expecting a neat morality tale, Baldwin will disappoint you in the best way. Nobody is simply a symbol. People are complicated, contradictory, damaged, sometimes unbearable. The point is not to tidy up the mess. The point is to show you the mess is structural, and pretending otherwise is part of the violence. And then there’s the beautiful absurdity of it being a Corgi paperback: a small, affordable, carry-anywhere object containing an extremely serious play about power and death. It’s like buying a postcard and discovering it’s actually a siren. You can slip it into a coat pocket, but you can’t really slip away from what it’s saying. This copy is listed as Good from Crappy Old Books, which means it’s solid, readable, and ready to be handled like the working text it is. Expect honest vintage wear—maybe a bit of rubbing to the cover, some page toning, that faint “old paperback” feel—but fundamentally intact. The binding holds. The tension does too. Buy it if you like: theatre that is brave, blunt, and beautifully written Baldwin’s voice in dramatic form: fierce, human, unsparing plays that feel like a courtroom and a church at the same time books that don’t just tell a story, but demand a response Blues for Mister Charlie is a modern classic of political and moral theatre—portable, punchy, and painfully relevant. In Good condition, sold by Crappy Old Books, ready to remind you that some “old” books are only old on the copyright page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5234/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/blues-for-mister-charlie-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5230 Microbe Hunters by Paul de Kruf Microbe Hunters (1945) by Paul de Kruif — Pocket Books ISBN: None (because 1945 expected you to identify a book by its title, not a laser scanner) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still contagious with enthusiasm”) Some books make science feel like homework. Microbe Hunters makes it feel like a swaggering adventure story in which the villains are invisible, the heroes are stubborn, and the plot twists involve Petri dishes, bad microscopes, and the occasional professional feud. It’s the kind of book that looks modest—just a vintage paperback—until you start reading and realise you’ve been recruited into a thriller where the stakes are: literally everyone not dying of something preventable. Paul de Kruif had a gift for turning laboratory history into human drama. This isn’t a dry timeline of discoveries; it’s a parade of brilliant, obsessive, frequently difficult people peering into the unknown and refusing to look away. Expect ambition, rivalry, accidents, breakthroughs, moral panic, and moments of triumph that arrive not with fireworks but with someone quietly muttering, “I think I’ve got it,” while the rest of the world carries on blissfully unaware. You’ll meet the great names of early microbiology—figures who chased down the causes of plague, cholera, anthrax, puerperal fever, rabies, and a whole gallery of microscopic mischief. But the real hook is the tone: de Kruif writes scientists as characters, complete with egos, blind spots, hunches, and the kind of relentless curiosity that borders on being a personality disorder. It turns out the “scientific method” is often: argue, fail, argue again, get lucky, then be right very loudly. And reading a 1945 edition adds an extra layer of historical electricity. This is post-war, mid-20th-century confidence in progress: a time when modern medicine was accelerating, antibiotics were reshaping expectations, and the idea that we might actually outsmart disease felt not just possible but inevitable. (Cue the irony: you, in the future, know it’s never that simple. Microbes did not receive the memo.) Still, there’s something deeply comforting about a book that celebrates knowledge won by grit, patience, and the refusal to accept “mystery” as an answer. It’s also a book that quietly teaches you how science really works: not as a clean march of genius, but as a messy, human process full of wrong turns, half-right ideas, and breakthroughs that only look obvious after the fact. If you like your nonfiction with momentum, peril, and a sense of wonder that doesn’t require special effects, this is a classic. This copy is a Pocket Books edition in Good condition from Crappy Old Books—meaning it’s sturdy, readable, and pleasantly seasoned by time. Expect honest vintage wear: maybe a bit of rubbing, lightly toned pages, that faint old-paper aroma that says “I have outlived several medical fashions.” But the important thing is it’s still entirely capable of doing what it was born to do: make you look at the world and think, So that’s what was trying to kill us. Buy it if you like: scientific discovery told like an adventure serial history with microscopes, rivalries, and dramatic “aha” moments books that make you grateful for handwashing (without nagging) vintage paperbacks with big ideas in small formats Microbe Hunters: part biography, part detective story, part love letter to curiosity—served in a tough little 1945 paperback that has survived perfectly well without antibiotics, thank you. Courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5230/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/microbe-hunters-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5225 Four Modern Verse Plays by Various Four Modern Verse Plays (1961) by Various — Penguin Plays ISBN: None (because 1961 assumed you could recognise a book without it shouting its identity in barcode form) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, specialists in paperbacks that have clearly been to things) Some books are single stories. This one is a little theatre season in your hand—four modern verse plays tucked into one gloriously angular Penguin cover, ready to prove that poetry isn’t just for wistful moors and tragic larks, it’s also perfectly capable of doing family awkwardness, spiritual dread, historical crisis, and existential side-eye under stage lights. Four Modern Verse Plays is what happens when the 20th century decides it wants drama, but also wants it to sound slightly elevated, like everyone’s having a breakdown in iambic pentameter while still remembering to offer the sherry. It’s a collection designed to make you feel cultured even if you’re reading it on a bus, which is, frankly, one of Penguin’s greatest services to humanity. Inside you get: The Family Reunion — T. S. Eliot Because nothing says “warm gathering” like guilt, fate, and a general sense that everyone should probably sit down and stop pretending. Eliot does domestic tension the way Eliot does everything: with chill precision and an atmosphere that suggests the wallpaper is judging you. A Phoenix Too Frequent — Christopher Fry Witty, bright, and elegantly odd—like someone turned up to a funeral with a perfectly timed joke and made everyone secretly grateful. Fry’s verse is playful, alive, and suspiciously charming for something with mortality lurking nearby. Thomas Cranmer of Canterbury — Charles Williams History, conscience, power, faith—no biggies. Williams brings the weight of the past onto the stage and lets it argue with itself in verse, because if you’re going to wrestle with principle and authority, you might as well do it poetically. Happy as Larry — Donagh MacDonagh A title that feels like it’s smiling at you while hiding a small knife behind its back. MacDonagh’s work has that particular modern talent for mixing lightness with bite, like a tune you hum and then realise the lyrics are about your doom. What ties them together isn’t plot—it’s the shared belief that verse drama can still work in the modern world, that heightened language can still carry human mess, and that rhythm and metaphor can make a stage feel like a moral pressure cooker. This is theatre for people who like their dialogue a bit more sculpted, their themes a bit more serious, and their entertainment sprinkled with a faintly alarming level of intellect. And because it’s a 1961 Penguin Plays paperback, it comes with built-in period charm: the confident design, the price on the cover, the assumption that the average person might fancy reading Eliot for fun. (Imagine.) It’s also a lovely object in itself—book as cultural artefact, from an era when paperbacks were quietly trying to improve you. This copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books language means solid, readable, and only gently roughed up by real life. Expect some honest shelf wear, perhaps a little scuffing, maybe pages toned by time—nothing dramatic, just the sort of patina that says this book has been handled by people who thought, at least briefly, “yes, I will read verse plays.” Buy it if you like: theatre that doesn’t mind being clever poetry that isn’t afraid of plot modern classics with big themes and sharper edges the comforting smugness of owning a Penguin that looks like it came from a more literary universe Four Modern Verse Plays: four different flavours of 20th-century seriousness, served in verse, bound in Penguin confidence, and delivered by Crappy Old Books in Good condition—because even existential dread deserves a decent paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5225/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/four-modern-verse-plays-dec-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Plays no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5224 The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin The Origin of Species (1945) by Charles Darwin — Thinkers Library ISBN: None (because in 1945, “identification” was a title, an author, and your ability to look mildly serious) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still evolving nicely”) Here it is: the book that politely strolled into the 19th century, cleared its throat, and rearranged everyone’s understanding of life on Earth. The Origin of Species is Darwin’s greatest hit—except it isn’t a hit in the “catchy chorus” sense so much as the “quietly devastating argument that changes everything” sense. It’s the sort of classic that didn’t just start conversations; it started entire disciplines, ended a few certainties, and gave humanity the uncomfortable gift of perspective. This is a 1945 Thinkers Library edition, which is its own little piece of cultural theatre. Imagine: the world is crawling out of war, and someone says, “Right. What we need now is a sober, methodical explanation of natural selection.” That is either the most hopeful thing imaginable or the driest form of comfort reading ever invented. Possibly both. Either way, it’s wonderfully fitting: Darwin is the original “keep calm and look at the evidence” author, and 1945 was not short on reasons to want that. What you get inside is not a pop-science shortcut, not a neat TED Talk, and definitely not a “five-minute summary.” You get Darwin doing what Darwin does: building his case slowly, carefully, and relentlessly, with examples that pile up like pebbles until you realise you’re standing on a mountain. Pigeons. Barnacles. Beetles. Islands. Fossils. The kind of observational obsession that makes you respect the man even as you wonder if he ever had a day off. It’s a book full of phrases that are almost comically modest—“it seems to me,” “I think,” “we may suppose”—while casually explaining one of the most powerful ideas ever put to paper. And yes, it’s also funny in places, though unintentionally: Darwin’s calm tone when discussing concepts that caused Victorian society to clutch its pearls is a joy. He is the master of the understated bombshell. “Here are some small variations,” he says, and then—boom—everything is connected, nothing is fixed, and life becomes a branching, opportunistic, endlessly inventive mess. Which is, frankly, still the best description of reality we’ve got. This copy is listed as Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, meaning it’s solid, readable, and has that honest second-hand gravitas. Expect the usual signs of age: maybe some light wear, perhaps a bit of page toning, the faint suggestion that it has been sat on a shelf next to other Serious Ideas and occasionally opened with purpose. It’s not pristine. It’s lived. Which feels appropriate for a book about adaptation. Buy it if you like: foundational classics that changed the world without shouting arguments built from evidence, patience, and relentless curiosity books that make you look at nature and think, “you clever, chaotic thing” owning a piece of intellectual history that still bites The Origin of Species (Thinkers Library, 1945): a calm, devastating masterpiece in a sturdy mid-century wrapper—ready to remind you that life is not a ladder, it’s a hedge, and we’re all just doing our best in the branches. Courtesy of Crappy Old Books, naturally. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5224/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-origin-of-species-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thinkers Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5223 British National Formulary - 1957 - Alternative Edition by British Medical Association British National Formulary – 1957 – Alternative Edition (1957) by British Medical Association — British Medical Association ISBN: None (because in 1957 your “tracking code” was a stamp and a stern look) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still ready to prescribe, theoretically”) Here’s a book that does not so much invite you to read as issue you with instructions. The British National Formulary (1957) is a snapshot of medicine in its clipped, confident, post-war stride—when authority came in hardback logic, dosage tables, and the comforting assumption that if you follow the guidance you will emerge on the other side with your dignity (and possibly your patient) intact. And yes: it’s the Alternative Edition, which sounds like something you’d find in a vinyl shop—BNF, but make it underground—when in reality it’s simply the era doing what the era loved: producing slightly different official versions for slightly different official needs. The result is the same delicious thing: an uncompromising reference work that treats the human body as a system of problems to be solved with carefully measured substances, ideally administered by someone in a white coat who doesn’t have time for your feelings. Reading a 1957 formulary now is a particular kind of thrill. Not because you’re going to try anything in it (please don’t), but because it’s like opening a time capsule where the future hasn’t happened yet. The language is brisk. The categories are tidy. The cautions are politely terrifying. And the assumptions—about what’s standard, what’s available, what’s “new”—are quietly fascinating. It’s the NHS era in print: practical, procedural, and designed to keep a complicated national machine running with minimal fuss and maximum clarity. It’s also weirdly human. Behind the lists and preparations and clinical phrasing is a world of real lives: chronic ailments, acute crises, everyday discomforts, and the relentless need for something that works. The BNF’s job is to be boring and correct, and it does it with admirable seriousness. But that seriousness is exactly what makes it compelling as an artefact: this is what “modern medicine” looked like in 1957, before the decades of later revisions, withdrawals, reclassifications, and oh-wow-we-really-used-that moments. Let’s be clear: this is not a cosy bedside book unless your idea of relaxation is dosage guidance and contraindications. It is, however, perfect for: collectors of medical ephemera historians of public health and pharmacology prop hunters wanting authentic period detail anyone who enjoys the aesthetics of authority in small print This copy is listed as Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it’s solid, readable, and still very much a book—likely with the usual honest wear you’d expect from something designed to live on desks, be consulted at speed, and survive the occasional coffee-adjacent incident. It has that reassuring “reference book” feel: built to be opened, used, and not overly precious about it. Buy it if you like: time-travel through bureaucracy, but with pills social history disguised as practical instructions the charm of mid-century institutional typography books that radiate “do not argue with me, I’m official” British National Formulary – 1957 (Alternative Edition): a stern, fascinating relic from the era when the answer to most problems was either “rest” or “a measured preparation of something you can’t pronounce.” A wonderfully serious slice of medical history—sold, as ever, with minimal glamour and maximum intrigue by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5223/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-national-formulary-dec-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books British Medical Association no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5222 A Sketch of Chinese Arts and Crafts by Hilda Arthurs Strong A Sketch of Chinese Arts and Crafts (1933) by Hilda Arthurs Strong — Henry Vetch ISBN: None (because 1933 expected you to identify a book by picking it up and taking it seriously) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still perfectly capable of making you feel under-cultured”) This is the kind of book title that begins modestly—A Sketch—and then quietly reveals it means “a brisk, confident tour through several thousand years of human making, please keep up.” Published in 1933, Hilda Arthurs Strong’s little volume is part guide, part primer, part elegant nudge in the ribs reminding you that “craft” is not a synonym for “cute,” but an entire civilisation’s worth of technique, symbolism, patience, and astonishing standards. Think of it as a pocket-sized passport into the world of Chinese material culture: the objects people actually lived with, cherished, displayed, gifted, and argued about. Ceramics that make you rethink what “glaze” even means. Lacquer work that laughs gently at your DIY confidence. Textiles, metalwork, carving, ornament—arts that sit at that perfect intersection of beauty and function, where “useful” doesn’t have to look apologetic. And because it’s written in the early 1930s, it has that distinctive interwar tone: earnest, well-mannered, and quietly authoritative. There’s an almost charming certainty to it—an assumption that the reader is curious, capable, and prepared to learn without needing a cartoon mascot. It’s education as it used to be served: neat, composed, and with the occasional moment where you can feel the author trying to keep an entire museum from spilling out onto the page. The irony, of course, is that the book itself is now an artefact. A 1933 British publication about Chinese arts and crafts is not just describing history—it’s also reflecting how knowledge travelled, how tastes were framed, and how “the East” was packaged for Western readers of the time. That doesn’t make it less interesting; if anything it gives it an extra layer. You’re reading about objects and about the era that decided to summarise them for you. A double sketch, if you will—one of China’s craft traditions, and one of 1930s Britain trying to be helpfully worldly. Best of all, it’s the sort of book that works on multiple levels. If you know nothing, it gives you a foothold. If you know a bit, it gives you context and vocabulary. If you’re already deep in the rabbit hole, it’s a delightful period piece—an older lens on a subject that’s still endlessly rewarding. This copy is listed as Good, from Crappy Old Books, which means it has lived a sensible second-hand life: readable, intact, and only gently marked by time. Expect some honest age—light wear, perhaps a little page toning, the kind of “vintage book smell” that suggests it has been sitting near other serious volumes having quiet conversations about taste. In other words: it looks exactly like a 1933 guide to beautiful things should look. Buy it if you like: art history that doesn’t require a PhD or a PowerPoint design inspiration that’s older than your entire modern aesthetic objects made with insane skill, explained with calm confidence books that politely improve you while pretending not to notice A Sketch of Chinese Arts and Crafts is a compact, cultured companion—part introduction, part time capsule, part gentle reminder that humans have always been capable of making breathtaking things, and you are currently struggling to keep a houseplant alive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5222/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-sketch-of-chinese-arts-and-crafts-dec-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Henry Vetch no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5221 Ruy Blas No 1 and 2 by Victor Hugo Ruy Blas No. 1 & No. 2 (c.1910) by Victor Hugo — Jules Rouff ISBN: None (because Edwardian Paris didn’t need barcodes to be dramatic) Format: Two-book set (properly serial, properly old-school) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, dealers in paperbacks that have survived history) Behold: Victor Hugo, served the way the early 20th century liked its literature—cheap, portable, and faintly revolutionary, priced so that even your pocket money could afford a bit of tragedy. These are Ruy Blas in two parts, the classic French melodrama sliced neatly into No. 1 and No. 2, like a cliff-hanger Netflix series except the algorithm is moustached and the soundtrack is thunder. If you’ve never met Ruy Blas, imagine this: Spain, court intrigue, class resentment, impossible love, and a man being shoved into a role he absolutely did not apply for. It’s Hugo doing what Hugo does best—turning emotions up to eleven, sharpening the moral stakes, and then flinging the whole lot into a gilded palace full of people who deserve to be yelled at in verse. The premise is deliciously soap-operatic: a humble man (our Ruy Blas) is used as a pawn by the aristocracy, dressed up and pushed into power, because nothing says “stable government” like humiliating someone for sport. But Hugo isn’t here to giggle politely—he’s here to expose the rottenness, worship the idea of dignity, and make sure every scene has at least one moment where someone dramatically realises they are ruined. It’s romanticism with teeth: love as a weapon, honour as a trap, and language so grand it practically wears a cape. And the Jules Rouff presentation is half the charm. These editions were made to be read hard and carried everywhere—the literary equivalent of grabbing a coffee and accidentally picking up a full-scale political tragedy. The covers have that wonderful c.1910 energy: austere typography, no fuss, just the confidence that Hugo’s name is all the marketing you need. Also: 25 centimes was basically an invitation to chaos. “Here,” says the early 1900s, “have some Hugo. It’ll only cost you a few coins and possibly your emotional stability.” As a two-book set, it’s ideal: Part 1 gets you into the glittering mess, the schemes, the identity games, and the mounting dread. Part 2 delivers what melodrama promises: consequences, revelations, moral fireworks, and the sort of tragic momentum that makes you want to stand up, point at the nearest corrupt noble, and deliver a speech. Even if you don’t speak French. (You’ll try anyway.) Condition is Good, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, which suggests these booklets are still pleasingly intact and entirely readable, with the expected honest signs of a century of survival—maybe some light wear, a little toning, perhaps that faint vintage paper aroma that says “I have outlived several governments.” But the important bit: they’re still here, still functional, and still ready to do what Hugo always does—make power look ugly and love look enormous. Buy this set if you like: classic French drama with maximum intensity and minimum chill court intrigue, disguise plots, and righteous fury in formal clothing vintage paperbacks that feel like they’ve been in someone’s coat pocket since 1910 books that remind you the rich have always been weird and the poor have always noticed Ruy Blas No. 1 & No. 2: two slim, scrappy survivors carrying a full-sized Hugo tragedy—proof that great literature doesn’t need a hardback spine, just a big idea and the willingness to ruin everyone’s evening in style. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5221/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ruy-blas-no-1-dec-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jules Rouff no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5220 Twenty Years After by Alexandre Dumas Twenty Years After (c.1930) by Alexandre Dumas — Collins Pocket Classics ISBN: None (because in the old days your “metadata” was “it’s the one with the title on it”) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, whose stock specialises in books that have survived drama) If The Three Musketeers is the sound of youth kicking down doors with style, Twenty Years After is the sound of adulthood realising the doors now come with paperwork, consequences, and a faint sense of regret. Dumas returns to his most famously swaggering quartet and asks a beautifully cruel question: What happens when the adventures stop being new… but the world keeps demanding them anyway? Because yes—twenty years have passed. The swords are still sharp, but the friendships have acquired history. The ideals are still there, but they’ve been knocked about a bit. And France, being France, has not settled down and taken up knitting. Instead, it’s in the thick of political turmoil, plots, shifting loyalties, and the kind of civic chaos that makes you nostalgic for simpler times, like when your biggest problem was finding a decent tavern and not getting arrested for being charming. D’Artagnan is still ambitious. Athos is still quietly magnificent. Porthos is still gloriously enthusiastic. Aramis is still… Aramis. But now the fun comes with melancholy, the jokes have shadows, and the stakes feel sharper because everyone involved knows exactly what it costs to win. It’s swashbuckling with a hangover. It’s friendship, honour, and betrayal—served not as a sparkling debut but as an encore where you can hear the audience holding its breath. Dumas, of course, remains Dumas: plots within plots, rescues within rescues, coincidences that would make a modern editor cry, and dialogue that practically leaps off the page, rapier-first. He writes with such momentum you don’t read so much as get swept along, periodically coming up for air to say, “Hang on—did that just happen?” Yes. It did. And it will again in about three pages. Now add the special charm of this edition: Collins Pocket Classics, around c.1930—a proper little time capsule of a book. Pocket-sized, portable, and faintly miraculous in its optimism that you might casually carry Dumas around like a snack. This is the sort of volume that feels like it has been read in trains, trenches, boarding houses, and rainy afternoons when entertainment meant ink and imagination. It’s compact, sturdy, and slightly dignified in that vintage way: the book equivalent of a well-worn overcoat that’s seen things. Condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it’s still entirely fit for purpose: readable, holding together, and only lightly marked by its travels through time and other people’s hands. Expect the usual honest signs of age—maybe a bit of wear, perhaps a little toning, the mild patina of a book that has been taken seriously. Perfect, really, for a story about time passing and the glamour of survival. Buy it if you like: classic adventure with brains, bite, and a touch of gloom heroes who are still heroic, but now complicated about it political intrigue that comes with swordplay (as all politics should) vintage editions that feel like they’ve already had their own adventures Twenty Years After is your invitation back into the musketeers’ world—only now it’s deeper, darker, and oddly more human. The swagger is still there, but it’s wearing a slightly older face. And honestly? It suits them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5220/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/twenty-years-after-dec-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Pocket Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5219 A History of British Trade Unionism by Henry Peeling A History of British Trade Unionism (1963) by Henry Pelling — Pelican Books ISBN: None (because in 1963 you were expected to identify things using eyesight and seriousness) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still perfectly capable of starting arguments”) If you’ve ever wondered how Britain went from “please sir, may I keep my fingers?” to “collective bargaining, thank you very much,” this is your compact, quietly formidable guide. A History of British Trade Unionism is the sort of Pelican paperback that looks harmless—small, earnest, and faintly academic—right up until you open it and realise it contains several centuries of people deciding they’ve had enough. Henry Pelling (the historian’s historian) lays out the rise of trade unionism with that classic mid-century confidence: clear, grounded, and blissfully uninterested in modern clickbait. No “top ten strikes that broke the internet.” No breathless hype. Just the long, stubborn story of working people organising themselves in a country that repeatedly tried to pretend they weren’t allowed. It’s about craft pride and factory discipline, legality and illegality, compromise and confrontation—the slow construction of institutions that, depending on your mood and politics, either civilised industrial life or made it gloriously inconvenient for the bosses. What makes this book oddly satisfying is how it reveals union history as something more than picket lines and speeches. It’s also committees, rules, funds, schisms, mergers, respectability campaigns, and the constant tension between being a radical force and being a permanent part of the national furniture. There’s drama, yes—but a very British kind of drama: paperwork, factionalism, and the occasional crisis that begins with a perfectly polite meeting and ends with the entire economy sulking. And because it’s 1963, you get that extra layer of irony: this isn’t a retrospective written from the comfortable far future. It’s a book standing at a particular moment in the story—before later shocks, before later political eras, before the word “union” acquired quite so many emotional attachments. You can almost feel the Pelican mission humming in the background: educate the public, arm the citizen, improve the conversation. Whether it did is another matter. But it tried, bless it. This copy is listed as Good, sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it’s got that honest second-hand credibility. Expect the usual gentle signs of life: some shelf wear, perhaps slightly toned pages, possibly the faint aura of an earnest reader who underlined something once and then never joined a union in their life. But fundamentally: solid, readable, and ready to be argued with. Buy it if you like: British social history with actual structure and substance the slow mechanics of change (and the occasional explosive moment) Pelican paperbacks that make you feel both clever and mildly radical books that explain why “worker organisation” is never just about wages A History of British Trade Unionism is not a cosy bedtime read—unless your idea of comfort is knowing that, historically speaking, nothing improves on its own. It’s a tidy, serious little volume about collective action, told with the calm voice of someone who has seen the minutes. And yes: it pairs beautifully with a cup of tea and a quiet sense of solidarity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5219/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-trade-unionism-dec-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5218 The First Men in the Moon by HG Wells The First Men in the Moon (c.1930) by H. G. Wells — Collins Pocket Classics ISBN: None (because back then a book’s identity was “look at it, obviously”) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “still perfectly capable of launching you into trouble”) Before rockets became hardware and the Moon became a place humans actually went, H. G. Wells was already there—cheerfully dragging Victorian confidence and Edwardian anxiety into space and asking the universe to explain itself. The First Men in the Moon is that wonderful early sci-fi trick where the science is just plausible enough to feel daring, the satire is sharp enough to sting, and the whole thing hums with the energy of a man saying, “Right, let’s see what happens if we take human nature… and remove the Earth.” Our travellers are not heroic astronauts with gleaming visors and inspirational speeches. No. Wells gives us something far more entertaining: a businessman (because of course) and a peculiar inventor, armed with ambition, curiosity, and the sort of optimism that history has repeatedly punished. They get their hands on a miraculous substance, head Moon-wards, and promptly discover that leaving the planet does not magically cure people of being people. The Moon, it turns out, is not merely a scenic rock for poetry and wistful gazing—it is a setting for class, greed, wonder, panic, and the awkward realisation that you might not be the most advanced thing in the room. And then there are the Moon’s inhabitants: Wells doesn’t just give you craters and romance—he gives you a society to bounce human assumptions off. It’s eerie, clever, and (in that very Wells way) a little too close to home. This is science fiction as social commentary: the future as a mirror, polished with humour and held at an unflattering angle. Reading Wells now is like watching someone invent tropes in real time. You can feel the genre forming under your feet. You also get that delicious period flavour: brisk sentences, big ideas, and a confidence that the world can be explained if only you build the right contraption and talk long enough. It’s charming, occasionally alarming, and strangely modern in its insistence that the real alien landscape is often human behaviour. This particular copy is a Collins Pocket Classics edition from around c.1930, which means it comes with built-in atmosphere. It’s the kind of book that looks like it might have been read on trains, in wartime, or under a lamp that smoked slightly. The condition is Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms suggests it’s sturdy, readable, and only gently seasoned by the decades—a bit of honest age, perhaps, but still entirely up for another lunar expedition. It has that pleasing vintage compactness too: a book that can disappear into a coat pocket, ready for an emergency encounter with the unknown. Buy it if you like: classic sci-fi with brains, bite, and a raised eyebrow satire disguised as adventure (or adventure disguised as satire) vintage editions that feel like they’ve already seen the future once the comforting thought that humanity has always been a little ridiculous, even in space The First Men in the Moon: a tale of wonder, weirdness, and very British panic in the face of the unfamiliar—served in a pocket-sized time capsule, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. Perfect for anyone who enjoys their voyages cosmic, their ideas large, and their optimism mildly doomed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5218/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-first-men-in-the-moon-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Pocket Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5217 Seal Woman by Ronald Lockley Seal Woman (1976) by Ronald Lockley — Methuen ISBN: None (because the sea keeps its own records) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books — specialists in books that have clearly been places) Somewhere between the tide line and the imagination lives a very specific kind of book: part natural history, part memoir, part quiet fever-dream of the coast. Seal Woman is exactly that sort of creature—slippery, watchful, and oddly hard to forget once you’ve seen it hauling itself onto the rocks. Ronald Lockley doesn’t write about nature as a hobby; he writes about it like a person who has actually stood in the weather long enough to be accepted by it. This is a coastal book in the fullest sense: salt in the sentences, wind in the margins, and the constant sense that the sea is doing something important just out of view. If you’re expecting a tidy “facts about seals” handbook, relax—Lockley will absolutely tell you about seals, but he’ll also do that slightly hypnotic thing true nature writers do, where you start out learning about an animal and end up thinking about time, solitude, attachment, and why humans cannot resist projecting their entire emotional repertoire onto anything with large eyes and a mysterious schedule. The title hints at folklore for a reason. The seal woman—that half-myth, half-memory figure from coastal legend—hovers over the narrative like a mirage: the idea that wildness is not just out there in the waves, but close enough to look back at you. Lockley is brilliant at that delicate balance of scientific observation and storytelling, where the animal remains itself (not a cuddly cartoon), yet you can’t help feeling there’s a whole other life happening behind those sleek, pragmatic movements. Seals, after all, have the unnerving habit of seeming both ancient and nosy. It’s also quietly funny, in that understated, British, outdoorsy way—where the humour comes from being humbled repeatedly by reality: weather, logistics, stubborn wildlife, and the sea’s general refusal to co-operate with your plans. There’s a particular irony to reading a book like this in a centrally heated room while the author is out there being cold on your behalf, but that’s the pact of nature writing: you get the atmosphere; he got the damp. This copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it’s solid, readable, and only lightly weathered by the passing years—a fitting state for a book that’s basically a love letter to places that sandpaper everything down eventually. Expect the usual honest signs of life: maybe a touch of shelf wear, perhaps pages gently toned like sea-worn paperbacks, but fundamentally ready to be opened, read, and quietly inhaled like salty air. Buy it if you like: nature writing that feels like standing on a headland at dusk wildlife observed properly: with patience, respect, and a bit of awe folklore-adjacent coastal atmosphere without the cheesy costume drama books that make you want to stare at the sea and reconsider your priorities Seal Woman is for readers who enjoy their nonfiction with a hint of legend, their legend with a dose of reality, and their reality lightly salted. A calm, strange, beautiful book—like a seal surfacing beside you, looking you over, and then disappearing as if you’d imagined the whole thing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5217/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/seal-woman-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5216 Clocks and Watches - An Historical Bibliograhy by GH Baillie Clocks and Watches – An Historical Bibliography (1951) by G. H. Baillie — NAG Press ISBN: None (because in 1951, identification was done with stern handwriting and mutual respect) Condition: Good (as sold by Crappy Old Books, who know a thing or two about surviving the decades) Some books tell time. This one tells you what people have written about telling time. Which is even better, because it’s the sort of niche, beautifully over-specific masterpiece that makes you realise civilisation didn’t merely invent clocks—it invented entire ecosystems of earnest scholarship to discuss them, cross-reference them, argue about them, and file them under the correct heading. Clocks and Watches – An Historical Bibliography is exactly what it says on the tin: a bibliography. Not a cosy narrative history with charming anecdotes about watchmakers in candlelit workshops (though it will inevitably lead you to those). No, Baillie has come to do something far more serious: to assemble a map of the literature—books, pamphlets, articles, catalogues—so that anyone attempting to research horology can do so with maximum precision and minimum flailing. And yet, somehow, it’s weirdly thrilling. Because a bibliography is a secret confession: it quietly reveals what humans have cared enough about to document. And here the confession is loud and clear—people have cared a lot. About escapements. About fusees. About striking trains. About the ethics of “restoration.” About whether that particular dial is original or a later replacement and how dare you suggest otherwise. If you like the idea of knowledge organised into tidy lists, this is practically ASMR in book form. It’s also a glorious snapshot of a world where expertise was built with paper, patience, and a willingness to chase obscure references through dusty catalogues. Baillie doesn’t offer you the final answer—he offers you the trail. This is the book you use when you want to go from “I have a watch, and it’s old” to “I am now involved in a multi-decade argument about provenance and I own a magnifying loupe.” It’s the gateway text to becoming the person who says “early English bracket clock” with a straight face at dinner. And because it’s from 1951, it comes with that classic mid-century scholarly vibe: quietly authoritative, mildly allergic to nonsense, and entirely unbothered by modern expectations like “user-friendly.” It assumes you are here to work. It assumes you have a pencil. It assumes you will not be needing pictures. This copy is Good, which in Crappy Old Books terms means sturdy, readable, and perfectly capable of being consulted repeatedly while you mutter “Where have I seen that reference?” Expect some honest age—perhaps a touch of shelf wear, maybe pages that have gently toned with time (the irony!), and the general air of a book that has spent decades being very useful without demanding applause. Buy it if you enjoy: niche reference works that feel like joining a secret society the romance of scholarship: lists, citations, and obsessive completeness clocks, watches, and the idea that timekeeping is basically applied philosophy books that don’t try to entertain you, but accidentally do anyway Clocks and Watches – An Historical Bibliography: for when you don’t just want to know what time it is—you want to know who wrote what about time, when they wrote it, where it was published, and which rabbit hole you’ll be falling into next. A perfectly sensible purchase, in other words. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5216/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/clocks-and-watches-dec-2025.jpg 10.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books NAG Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5215 Colonial and Commonwealth Coins by LVW Wright Colonial and Commonwealth Coins (1959) by L. V. W. Wright — Harrap ISBN: None (because 1959 didn’t need your databases, thank you very much) Condition: Good (as declared by the benevolent archivists of Crappy Old Books) Here it is: a book from 1959 that calmly assumes the entire world can be arranged into neat categories, numbered systems, and the occasional footnote, all while the reader nods along like this is perfectly normal. Colonial and Commonwealth Coins is a catalogue, a guide, a miniature empire of metal—where history gets reduced (lovingly) to dates, mint marks, denominations, and the mildly thrilling realisation that a tiny copper disc once had the audacity to represent power. If you’ve ever looked at an old coin and thought, “Who decided this tiny portrait needed to be here, and why is it judging me?”—Wright is your person. This is the kind of reference book that doesn’t just list coins, it quietly invites you into the collector’s particular brand of time travel: one minute you’re in your living room, the next you’re contemplating the administrative afterlife of far-flung territories, the strange logic of currency reforms, and the stubborn fact that monarchs keep turning up on money like they’ve paid rent. It’s also a fascinating little artifact of its own era. The title alone—Colonial and Commonwealth—has that polished mid-century confidence, the sort that implies history is something you can index alphabetically and keep on a shelf. Which makes reading it now a bit like opening a very polite drawer labelled “Global Complications” and discovering it’s full of shillings, cents, rupees, florins, pence, and the lingering echo of bureaucrats saying, “Yes, that should do nicely.” But don’t mistake the tone for dullness. Coin people know that the real drama is in the details: the subtle design changes, the odd short-run issues, the emergency strikes, the little clues that say something happened here. This book is essentially a guided tour through economics, art, propaganda, trade, and imperial admin, disguised as a helpful reference text. It’s the most British kind of excitement: quiet, thorough, and suddenly you’ve lost an hour comparing variations you didn’t know you cared about. This copy is listed as Good, which in Crappy Old Books language means it’s solid, serviceable, and ready to be consulted with mild obsession. Expect honest age—perhaps some light shelf wear, a bit of page toning, maybe the faint impression that it once lived near a desk with a magnifying glass and a person who said things like “Ah, yes—King George VI, 1942 issue” with genuine joy. In other words: it looks like a book that has earned its keep. Buy it if you like: reference books with the confidence of a man in a tweed jacket history told through small objects with large implications collecting hobbies that start “casual” and end with labelled trays the oddly soothing idea that the past can be held in your hand and weighed Colonial and Commonwealth Coins is perfect for collectors, historians, curious rummagers, and anyone who suspects the world makes more sense when it’s arranged by denomination. And if it doesn’t make more sense—well, at least you’ll have a comprehensive list of what people used to pay for it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5215/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colonial-and-commonwealth-coins-dec-2025.jpg 6.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5211 On Mental Toughness by Various On Mental Toughness (2018) by Various, Harvard Business Review Press ISBN: 9781633694361 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here it is: On Mental Toughness, a 2018 Harvard Business Review Press compilation by “Various”, which is corporate publishing’s way of saying, “We have assembled a council of sensible adults to tell you to keep going.” It’s got a proper ISBN (9781633694361) and an even more proper air of competence, like it’s about to straighten your posture, tidy your calendar, and gently remove your excuses with a lint roller. This is not the kind of book that screams. It doesn’t need to. It has that calm, clipped HBR tone that makes stress sound like a manageable workflow issue. Mental toughness, here, isn’t about roaring triumphantly into the sunrise. It’s about resilience, focus, composure, handling pressure, recovering from setbacks, and generally continuing to function when your brain would rather hide under a desk. It’s the literature of “Yes, it’s hard, but we’re still doing it.” Because it’s an HBR collection, you can expect bite-sized, practical essays that behave like well-dressed power tools. You won’t get mystical affirmations. You’ll get frameworks. You’ll get strategies. You’ll get the sort of advice that sounds suspiciously obvious until you realise you’ve been doing the opposite for years. The book is basically a gym for your decision-making, except the weights are emails, deadlines, awkward conversations, and the internal voice that says, “What if we simply panic.” And the irony is delicious: a book about mental toughness, sold by Crappy Old Books, in Good condition. That means it has already survived the very pressures it talks about. It has been handled, possibly highlighted, maybe taken to work and opened in a moment of despair next to a lukewarm coffee. It may even have been purchased with noble intent, read for two chapters, and then set down when the reader became mentally tough enough to stop buying self-improvement paperbacks. Either way, it’s here now, ready for you. “Good” condition means it’s solid and readable, with normal wear that adds credibility rather than tragedy. A pristine copy would feel like it had never been stress-tested. This one looks like it’s done a shift. Perfect for: people who want to stay calm while everything is on fire managers, students, freelancers, and anyone in a job where “urgent” is a lifestyle readers who like their self-help evidence-based and mildly stern anyone who wants to build resilience without being told to “just manifest it” Sold by Crappy Old Books, because we respect a book that can take a knock and keep its spine intact. Take it home, dip into it when you need a reset, and enjoy the quiet comfort of having Harvard-level advice available even when your own mental toughness is currently out of office. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5211/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-mental-toughness-dec-2025.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvard Business Review Press 9781633694361 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5210 The Handover - How We Gave Control of Our Lives to Corporations, States and AIs by David Runciman The Handover: How We Gave Control of Our Lives to Corporations, States and AIs (2023) David Runciman, Profile Books ISBN: 9781788163675 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Some books make a polite suggestion. The Handover points at your phone, your workplace logins, your camera doorbell, your “I Agree” buttons, and says, calmly: “So… how’s that going for you?” David Runciman’s 2023 tour through modern power is the intellectual equivalent of being gently escorted to a mirror you didn’t realise was there, only the mirror is made of corporations, states and AIs, and you’re reflected back as a person who has outsourced half their life for convenience and a functioning calendar. The title is wonderfully blunt. Not “The Rise” or “The Future” or “Disruption”. The Handover. As in: we handed it over. With both hands. Possibly while smiling. Possibly while asking for next-day delivery. It’s an oddly comforting kind of doom, because it’s not delivered with hysteria. Runciman doesn’t do frothing panic. He does that clear-eyed, slightly dry analysis that makes you laugh once and then go quiet, like you’ve just remembered how many things you can no longer do without an app confirming you’re allowed. Expect big questions made readable. Who holds power now, and what does it even mean to “hold” it when influence is distributed across platforms, institutions, algorithms, and systems that don’t have faces. What have we gained, what have we lost, and what do we tell ourselves so it feels normal. It’s a book about politics, yes, but also about habits, defaults, and the way modern life is basically a long series of tiny delegations. We delegate decisions. We delegate memory. We delegate navigation. We delegate attention. We delegate judgement. Then we act surprised when the delegations start making choices. And here’s the best irony: you’re buying a book about handing over control… from Crappy Old Books, where you, a human, are making a deliberate choice to purchase a physical object that does not track you, update itself, lock you out, or ask for your biometric confirmation. A hardback. The original offline technology. How rebellious. This copy is in Good condition, which means it’s solid, readable, and has that honest lived-in feel that suggests someone has already wrestled with its ideas, maybe underlined a line or two, maybe muttered “yes, exactly” at an inconvenient moment. “Good” at Crappy Old Books means it’s not pristine, but it’s perfectly capable. Like us, frankly. Ideal for readers who like their modern anxieties explained with intelligence rather than theatrics. Also ideal if you enjoy the peculiar mix of dread and relief that comes from having someone articulate what you’ve been vaguely feeling for years. Buy it if you want to understand the new landscape of power. Buy it if you want to be slightly more conscious about where you’re clicking “allow”. Buy it because it’s easier to negotiate with the future if you can see the shape of the deal. Sold by Crappy Old Books. Good condition. A sharp, contemporary read with a proper ISBN (9781788163675) and a quietly alarming premise that you will, unfortunately, recognise almost immediately. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5210/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-handover-dec-2025.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Profile Books 9781788163675 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5209 Education Policy-Making in Wales - Explorations in Devolved Governance by Richard Daugherty - Robert Phillips - Gareth Rees Education Policy-Making in Wales: Explorations in Devolved Governance (2000) Richard Daugherty, Robert Phillips, Gareth Rees (University of Wales Press) ISBN: 9780708316320 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here’s a book with a title so calm, measured, and academically upright that you can practically hear it clearing its throat before speaking. Education Policy-Making in Wales: Explorations in Devolved Governance (2000) is exactly what it sounds like: a serious, properly Welsh, post-devolution look at how education decisions get made once power starts shifting closer to home. If you’ve ever wondered how a nation builds policy while also building the very machinery to make policy, this is your guided tour. Published by the University of Wales Press and carrying the reassuringly official ISBN 9780708316320, it comes from that fascinating early era when devolution was still new enough to feel like an experiment, but real enough to require meetings, committees, consultation documents, and the kind of careful language that can turn “we don’t agree” into “there are differing perspectives.” This is governance in its natural habitat: earnest, procedural, quietly political, and occasionally fuelled by tea. The irony, of course, is that education is one of those areas everyone has strong feelings about, yet the actual process is often invisible, buried under acronyms and frameworks and the slow grind of “implementation.” This book drags it into the light. It’s about the structures, the pressures, the competing aims, and the reality that “policy” isn’t a single decision, it’s a chain of decisions made by humans in rooms, constrained by budgets, expectations, history, and the awkward fact that children inconveniently continue being born every year. And because it’s Wales, there’s a distinct flavour here: questions of national identity, language, local priorities, and how a devolved government distinguishes itself while still operating in a UK-wide context. It’s the sort of analysis that makes you realise that “education policy” is never just about schools. It’s about the kind of country Wales wants to be, and who gets to shape that. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it’s sturdy, readable, and has the honest wear you’d expect from a book that has probably lived on a university shelf, been consulted for essays, and opened with noble intentions during revision season. Not pristine, not precious, but perfectly serviceable. Crappy Old Books style. A book that has seen daylight and survived. Ideal for students of Welsh politics, education studies, policy nerds, devolution historians, and anyone who enjoys the strange comfort of a book that explains how decisions are made, even if those decisions sometimes feel like they were made by rolling a biro across a committee table. Sold by Crappy Old Books. Good condition. A quietly fascinating snapshot of early devolved governance, where the institutions are still finding their feet and the policy conversations are already doing what they always do: trying to improve the future with paperwork, argument, and cautious optimism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5209/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/education-policy-making-in-wales-dec-2025.jpg 4.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University Of Wales Press 9780708316320 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5207 The Core Executive in Britain by Martin J Smith The Core Executive in Britain (1999) by Martin J. Smith, Macmillan ISBN: 9780333605158 Condition: Good (with some underlining) Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here’s The Core Executive in Britain, Martin J. Smith’s 1999 deep-dive into the part of UK politics where the real action allegedly happens, mostly behind closed doors, in meetings that definitely ran over time, and in conversations that begin with “Just between us…” and end with someone rewriting the agenda. If you’ve ever looked at Westminster and thought, “Yes, but who actually decides things,” this book is essentially the polite academic version of pulling up a chair and saying, “Right, let’s talk about power.” Published by Macmillan and blessed with a proper ISBN (9780333605158), it’s a serious piece of political analysis that treats government like what it is: a system of people, offices, relationships, rivalries, routines, and the occasional strategic leak. “Core executive” sounds like something you’d order accidentally in a boardroom café, but it’s really about the Prime Minister, Cabinet, ministers, senior officials, and the machinery that turns big ideas into policy, or sometimes into a memo that nobody reads. The irony is that the title sounds tidy and efficient, like there’s a single “core” and it “executes” in a clean, orderly way. In practice, the core executive is often less a sleek engine and more a crowded kitchen during a dinner party, where everyone is trying to cook, nobody agrees on the menu, and someone has quietly taken control of the knives. Smith’s value is that he doesn’t pretend it’s simple. He maps the mess with calm intelligence, showing how influence works when it isn’t always formal, and why “who sits where” can matter just as much as “what the rules say.” This copy is in Good condition and, crucially, has some underlining. Which is the academic equivalent of finding footprints on a hiking trail: proof that someone has been here before, probably during revision season, probably with a highlighter and a sense of urgency. The underlining is either helpful, irritating, or weirdly intimate depending on your temperament. Think of it as a previous reader reaching across time to say, “This bit matters,” like a small, earnest ghost in the margins. At Crappy Old Books we call that added value, or at least added personality. Good condition means it’s solid, readable, and not falling apart, with the honest wear you’d expect from a late-90s politics text that has done a bit of work. It’s not pristine. It’s not pretending. It’s been used for the exact purpose it was made for: understanding how Britain is governed when the cameras aren’t looking. Perfect for politics students, policy nerds, civil service aficionados, and anyone who enjoys the comforting realisation that government is run by humans, with all the coordination issues that implies. Also ideal if you like books that make you smarter in a way that doesn’t show off, but will absolutely improve your ability to say things like, “Well, the executive is more fragmented than people assume,” at precisely the moment it will annoy someone. Sold by Crappy Old Books. Good condition. Some underlining. Big ideas, quiet power, and a paperback that has already been in at least one serious conversation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5207/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-core-executive-in-britain-dec-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333605158 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5206 Y Delyn Aur by Malachy Owain Edwards Here we have Y Delyn Aur (2023) by Malachy Owain Edwards, from the wonderfully named Gwasg y Bwthyn / Bwthyn, ISBN: 9781913996680, in Very Good condition, sold by Crappy Old Books, and yes, it’s in Welsh, which means it will immediately make you feel either proudly competent or charmingly out of your depth. Possibly both at once. That is half the fun. The title translates as “The Golden Harp”, which is already doing a lot of heavy lifting in the mood department. A golden harp suggests legend, music, poetry, and that particular kind of Celtic shimmer where the past is never quite past, it’s just nearby, waiting politely for someone to start singing. Even if you don’t know the story yet, the title alone feels like it should come with mist, hills, and a dramatic pause. This is the sort of modern Welsh-language book that radiates “local treasure” energy. Not mass-produced, not trying to be everything to everyone, but very confidently itself. And there’s something delightfully ironic about buying a 2023 Welsh title from Crappy Old Books, a shop whose whole brand implies everything we sell has been rescued from a dusty shelf behind a 1974 book of damp guide maps. Yet here it is: contemporary, crisp, and in Very Good condition, as if it’s barely had time to acquire that classic Crappy Old Books patina. We’re as surprised as you are. Very Good means it’s clean, solid, and well cared for, the kind of copy you can happily read without treating it like a fragile artefact. Perhaps it was bought with the best of intentions, admired, maybe dipped into, then released back into the wild. Or perhaps it was genuinely enjoyed and then passed on because books do that when they’re raised properly. Perfect for Welsh readers, learners who want something real and current, collectors of Welsh press titles, or anyone who likes the idea of owning a book that quietly signals: “Yes, I have interests beyond the obvious.” Also ideal if you enjoy the special thrill of reading in Welsh, where even ordinary sentences can look faintly magical, and every other word feels like it could be a place name, a spell, or both. Sold by Crappy Old Books. Very Good condition. A modern Welsh book with a mythic-sounding title, an ISBN you can actually look up (9781913996680), and enough cultural charm to make your bookshelf feel instantly more interesting. If you’ve been waiting for an excuse to read more Welsh, this is a pretty elegant one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5206/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/y-delyn-aur-dec-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bwthyn Gwasg Y Bwthyn 9781913996680 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5202 Growing by Numbers by Della Hudson Growing by Numbers (2020) by Della Hudson, SRA Books ISBN: 1274 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Some books whisper promises like “transform your life” or “unlock your inner potential”. Growing by Numbers takes a different approach: it turns up with a ruler, a pencil, and the unshakeable confidence of a person who believes progress can be measured, preferably in neat little increments. It’s the kind of title that sounds wholesome and practical, and also faintly like a threat. You will grow. There will be numbers. The numbers will know if you tried. Published in 2020 by SRA Books and credited to Della Hudson, this is one of those intriguingly specific books that feels like it has a job to do. Whether you’re here for learning, tracking, building skills, levelling up, or simply enjoying the comforting fantasy that life can be organised into tidy steps, this is the vibe: calm, structured, and quietly determined to make you improve yourself whether you asked or not. There’s a particular pleasure in a book like this, because it represents the great human dream: that we can wrestle chaos into a spreadsheet and come out smiling. It’s the literary equivalent of putting everything in labelled boxes and briefly believing you’ve defeated entropy. Even if you only open it once, you still get the emotional benefit of owning a book that looks like it’s got a plan. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it’s solid, readable, and has that honest, been-around-the-block feel. At Crappy Old Books, “Good” doesn’t mean “sad”. It means “real”. A book that’s been handled, possibly used, possibly admired for its intentions, and is still perfectly ready for its next stint of service in someone’s life. A bit of wear just adds credibility, like scuffed trainers on a fitness instructor. And yes, the ISBN is 1274 as listed, which has an endearingly old-school, almost “serial number on a piece of equipment” energy. Very on-brand. Minimal fuss, maximum function. Sold by Crappy Old Books, because we respect a book with purpose, even if that purpose is to stare at you from the shelf and silently judge how little you’ve done today. Take it home, crack it open, and enjoy the rare sensation of being gently bullied into self-improvement by a paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5202/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/growing-by-numbers-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SRA Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5200 The Slave by Isaac Bashevis Singer The Slave (1974) by Isaac Bashevis Singer, Penguin Books ISBN: 0140037926 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here we have The Slave, Isaac Bashevis Singer’s quietly ferocious novel dressed in the most unassuming outfit imaginable: a 1974 Penguin Books paperback with the neat little ISBN 0140037926, as if what follows is just another pleasant read for the bus. Spoiler: it is not a pleasant read for the bus unless you enjoy staring out of the window afterwards thinking, “Well. Humanity is complicated,” while everyone else discusses sandwiches. Singer has a rare talent for writing stories that feel both intimate and myth-sized at the same time. The Slave is set in a world shaped by faith, tradition, fear, and longing, where people’s private lives are never entirely private, and every choice carries consequences that aren’t merely personal. It’s the kind of novel where love is real, suffering is real, and nobody gets to pretend that feelings are simple or convenient. If you like your fiction light and breezy, you may wish to retreat to the children’s section and lie down. What Singer does, brilliantly, is refuse to deal in cardboard saints or cartoon villains. He writes people who are caught between duty and desire, between survival and meaning, between what they are allowed to be and what they actually are. The prose is clear, the moral atmosphere is intense, and the emotional pressure builds steadily, not with melodrama but with inevitability. It’s not flashy. It’s just devastating, in that calm, confident way that leaves you more haunted than impressed. And because it’s Singer, there’s also that distinctive undercurrent of the uncanny and the philosophical, the sense that the world contains more than the visible facts. Even when the narrative is grounded, there’s a whisper of something larger in the shadows: history, God, fate, the weight of community, the way stories persist even when people don’t. This copy is in Good condition, which is exactly how a serious 1970s Penguin should be. Readable, solid, and slightly weathered, as if it has already accompanied at least one person through a period of “I should probably read something important.” Expect honest wear: a few scuffs, perhaps, the softening that comes from being carried and opened and actually used. At Crappy Old Books, “Good” means it has lived, not that it’s on its last legs. Sold by Crappy Old Books, because we specialise in books with character, not books that look like they’ve never been touched by human hands. Take this one home if you want a novel that is both spare and immense, simple on the surface and heavy underneath, the sort of book that doesn’t shout its greatness but quietly insists you pay attention. Read it. Finish it. Sit there for a bit. Then, inevitably, start telling other people, “No, honestly, it’s incredible,” in the tone of someone who has been emotionally rearranged and is trying to make it sound casual. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5200/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-slave-dec-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140037920 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5198 The Wye Valley by Reginald JW Hammond The Wye Valley (1971) by Reginald J. W. Hammond, Ward Lock ISBN: 0706354699 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here we have The Wye Valley, Reginald J. W. Hammond’s 1971 Ward Lock tribute to one of Britain’s most determinedly photogenic stretches of landscape. It’s got an ISBN (0706354699), which is comforting because the Wye Valley itself has the slightly unreal quality of something that ought to be catalogued, protected, and politely asked not to show off too much. This is the sort of book that makes you want to wear sensible shoes, carry a flask, and have strong opinions about ruins. Hammond doesn’t do the modern “three-day itinerary with artisanal pastries” thing. This is old-school guidebook energy: scenic viewpoints, history with a straight face, and the quiet assumption that you’re a reasonable person who can derive joy from a river bend and a respectable bit of masonry. Expect rolling hills, ancient stones, and enough local colour to convince you that the past is still loitering about in the hedgerows. And the irony is, of course, glorious: a 1971 guide to a place that has been beautiful for centuries and will still be beautiful long after all our apps have been updated into oblivion. The river keeps doing its thing, the woods keep being moody, and this book keeps calmly insisting that you should look at the view properly, not just photograph it and run off. It’s practically a mindfulness manual, but with more maps and fewer breathing exercises. This copy is in Good condition, which is exactly right for a Ward Lock travel book. “Good” means it has clearly been owned by someone who either went there, meant to go there, or liked the comforting fantasy of going there while staying firmly at home. Expect honest wear, the sort that suggests a life spent in the passenger seat, in a rucksack, or on a shelf beside other plans and half-plans. It’s not pristine. It’s believable. Crappy Old Books wouldn’t have it any other way. Perfect for walkers, armchair travellers, lovers of British landscapes, and anyone who enjoys the gentle authority of a guide that assumes you’ll be impressed by a valley without needing it to do tricks. Also ideal for people who like the Ward Lock vibe: practical, quietly enthusiastic, and utterly confident that a well-timed viewpoint can solve most of life’s problems. Sold by Crappy Old Books. Because the Wye Valley deserves something with character, not something shrink-wrapped and smug. Take it home, open it at random, and suddenly you can almost hear the river and the distant sound of someone saying, “We’ll just pop in for a quick look,” and then staying for three hours. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5198/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wye-valley-dec-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ward Lock 9780706354690 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5197 Lurbanisme et la Cite by Michel Ragon Here we have L’urbanisme et la cité (1964) by Michel Ragon, from La Nouvelle Encyclopédie, ISBN: none, in Good condition, sold by Crappy Old Books, and yes, it’s in French, which means it automatically looks 30% more intellectual on your shelf before you even open it. This is the sort of book that doesn’t just talk about cities, it stares at them. Ragon was one of those writers who treated architecture and urban planning as the very visible handwriting of society, the bit where civilisation accidentally reveals its habits, its ambitions, and its blind spots in concrete. If you’ve ever looked at a ring road and thought, “This feels like a decision someone made in a hurry,” you’re already halfway into the mindset. Expect a brisk, ideas-forward tour of what a “cité” is supposed to be, what it becomes when people, money, politics and modernity start tugging at it, and why the shape of streets and buildings matters more than we like to admit. It’s not the kind of French book that apologises for being French, either. It will happily assume you can keep up, and if you can’t, it will continue anyway, elegantly, with a raised eyebrow. There’s something deliciously ironic about buying a 1964 book on urbanism today. It’s like consulting a wise, slightly severe relative about how the future was meant to go. You can almost hear the era humming in the background: optimism, planning, grand schemes, the belief that if we just design the right blocks and boulevards, human life will behave itself. Spoiler: human life rarely behaves itself, but the plans are fascinating, and the confidence is half the entertainment. This copy is in Good condition, meaning it’s solid and readable, with the kind of honest wear you’d expect from a serious mid-century paperback that has been consulted, carried, and perhaps sighed over. At Crappy Old Books, “Good” means it’s been around, not that it’s falling apart. It has a past, but it’s still fully prepared to judge your city. Perfect for: architecture and planning nerds anyone who enjoys French non-fiction with opinions readers who like their books slightly stern and idea-heavy people who want to look cultured while secretly just enjoying the vibe Sold by Crappy Old Books, because pristine urban theory is overrated. You want a copy with a bit of patina, the kind that feels like it has sat on a desk near a map, a pencil, and someone muttering about traffic. Take it home. Put it on the table. Glance at your local high street afterwards. Suddenly everything feels… planned. Or not planned. Which is, in its own way, the whole point. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5197/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lurbanisme-et-la-cite-dec-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books La Nouvelle Encyclopedie no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5196 The Collected Works of Nathanael West by Nathanael West The Collected Works of Nathanael West (1978) by Nathanael West, Penguin Books ISBN: 0140039074 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Some authors gently guide you through the human condition. Nathanael West kicks the door in, points at the room, and says, “Yes. This is it. This is the whole circus.” And here, in one conveniently portable slab, you get the lot: The Collected Works of Nathanael West, 1978 Penguin Books, ISBN 0140039074, in Good condition, sold by Crappy Old Books, because obviously we’re the people who would happily stock a book that stares straight into the abyss and then cracks a joke about the lighting. West is the patron saint of bleak comedy, the unofficial poet laureate of aspiration going wrong. His world is full of hustlers, dreamers, moral panics, cheap glamour, and the slow, steady suspicion that the promised land is actually a back room with a flickering bulb. If you like your satire polite, you will not enjoy this. If you like your satire sharp enough to shave with, welcome home. This collection is like a greatest hits album for disillusionment. It’s compact, punchy, and absolutely uninterested in comforting you. West’s writing has that rare quality of being funny and horrifying in the same sentence, like laughing at a joke and then realising you’re part of it. The humour is dry, the pity is real, and the characters are often one bad idea away from becoming a cautionary tale, or an anecdote someone tells at a party to make everyone uncomfortable. And because this is a Penguin edition, it has that classic serious-paperback vibe: respectable branding on the outside, emotional mayhem on the inside. It’s the sort of book you can carry in public to look intelligent, while privately reading something that makes you mutter, “Good grief,” every ten pages. Our copy is in Good condition, which means it’s solid and readable, with the kind of honest wear that says it has been handled by real humans seeking either enlightenment or a reason to be slightly more cynical. “Good” is perfect for West. Pristine would feel suspicious. West isn’t pristine. West is what happens when optimism falls down the stairs and still insists it’s fine. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally. We specialise in books with history, character, and the faint sense they’ve been through a few things. This one will look quietly knowing on your shelf, like it’s overheard your plans and is already preparing commentary. Buy it if you enjoy American literature at its most acidic and alive. Buy it if you like satire that doesn’t just mock the dream, but explains how the dream gets sold, bought, and then repossessed. Buy it because sometimes you want a writer who doesn’t offer a hug, but does offer the truth, beautifully sharpened. Crappy Old Books. Good condition. Maximum bite per page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5196/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-collected-works-of-nathanael-west-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140039078 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5195 Final War by EG White Final War (1979) by E. G. White, Inspiration ISBN: none Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here it is: Final War, a book with the sort of title that doesn’t so much invite you to read as firmly inform you that the stakes have escalated and small talk is officially cancelled. Published by Inspiration in 1979, back when paperbacks were blunt, prophecy was serious business, and nobody felt the need to add an ISBN as if the End Times required stock control. E. G. White writes with that unmistakable tone of someone who isn’t “raising questions” so much as handing you a leaflet that says THIS IS WHAT’S HAPPENING, and would you please stop dawdling. The vibe is urgent, moral, and faintly bracing, like being told to straighten your tie because eternity is watching. If you like your religious writing gentle and fluffy, this is not that. This is the spiritual equivalent of an air-raid siren, but with chapters. The irony, of course, is delicious: a book called Final War surviving perfectly well into the present in Good condition, lounging on a shelf, waiting politely for someone to pick it up. Apocalyptic literature has the best long game. It’s always ready. It never goes out of season. It just sits there, quietly convinced it’s right. And “Good” condition is exactly right for this one. Not pristine. Not smug. A copy that’s been around the block, possibly sat through a few earnest discussions, and still looks prepared to deliver the same message with calm certainty. Crappy Old Books doesn’t do delicate relics. We do honest survivors. Ideal for collectors of vintage religious paperbacks, students of 20th-century faith publishing, anyone who likes their theology with a side of urgency, or readers who occasionally enjoy being stared at by a book cover that seems to say, “So. How’s your soul doing then.” Sold by Crappy Old Books. Because if you’re going to contemplate the final conflict, you might as well do it with a copy that has a bit of lived-in character. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5195/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/final-war-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Inspiration no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5194 The Last Summer by Boris Pasternak The Last Summer (1965) by Boris Pasternak, Penguin Books ISBN: none Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here we have Boris Pasternak’s The Last Summer, a 1965 Penguin Books edition with no ISBN, because it comes from that earlier, freer age when a paperback could roam the world un-numbered, un-scanned, and blissfully unbothered by databases. Which feels fitting, really, for Pasternak, a writer whose work often gives the impression that history is barging in through the door while the soul is trying to have a quiet moment. Now, before you get any ideas, this is not a cheerful beach read. The title may whisper “sunlit nostalgia”, but Pasternak is the kind of author who can make sunshine feel like a moral dilemma. If you’re looking for a book that politely entertains you and then tucks you in, you’ve wandered into the wrong part of the shop. If you want something that feels like a last warm day before the weather changes forever, you’re in exactly the right place. This is Penguin-era seriousness, the sort of paperback that looks modest and then quietly rearranges your insides. Pasternak writes with that luminous, slightly haunted intensity where landscapes are never just landscapes and feelings are never just feelings. Even the calm bits hum, as if the world is holding its breath and literature has noticed. Our copy is in Good condition, meaning it’s solid, readable, and has the sort of honest wear you’d expect from a 1960s Penguin that’s been in a few pockets, a few bags, and possibly a few moments of dramatic contemplation by a window. “Good” at Crappy Old Books is not a euphemism for tragedy. It’s a promise: this book has lived, but it’s still absolutely up for the job. And what is the job? To sit on your shelf looking deceptively plain, then to be picked up on a quiet evening and make you feel like you’ve stepped into a world where memory, time, and meaning are all slightly sharper than you remembered. It’s the kind of book that doesn’t shout. It just stands there, quietly significant, until you realise you’re the one doing the trembling. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally. We specialise in the slightly scuffed, the well-travelled, the paperback with character, the kind of copy that seems to have opinions about your life choices. If you want pristine perfection, buy something shrink-wrapped and soulless. If you want a vintage Penguin Pasternak that looks like it’s been read for the right reasons, this is your melancholy little treasure. Take it home. Read it when you want to feel clever, slightly wistful, and just a bit existentially refreshed. You know. Summer. The last one. Probably. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5194/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-summer-dec-2025.jpg 1.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5192 Romances Sans Paroles - Dedicaces - Epigrammes by Paul Verlaine Here we have Paul Verlaine’s Romances Sans Paroles – Dédicaces – Épigrammes (1943), published by Éditions de Cluny, ISBN: none (because in 1943 the world had other priorities than barcodes), and offered in Good condition by Crappy Old Books. Also, yes: it’s entirely in French, which means it will instantly make you feel about 12% more sophisticated simply by existing on your shelf, even if your French currently tops out at “bonjour” and panic. Verlaine is the patron saint of the lyrical sigh, the half-lit mood, the perfectly chosen word that lands like a raindrop on a windowsill. Romances sans paroles is famous for being all atmosphere and music, poems that don’t so much march as drift. It’s the literary equivalent of a cigarette ember in the dark, or someone looking meaningfully at the weather and pretending it explains their entire emotional state. Which, to be fair, sometimes it does. And then you get Dédicaces and Épigrammes, which add a nice twist: not just misty poetic longing, but also those sharper, smaller pieces where Verlaine can be witty, pointed, and occasionally the sort of elegant that still manages to leave a bruise. It’s like buying a box of delicate French pastries and discovering there’s also a hidden compartment of tiny, beautifully wrapped insults. This 1943 Cluny edition has that particular old-book charisma: the paper feels like it has lived through things, the typography has opinions, and the whole object gives off the quiet confidence of something that has been read by people who owned proper coats. Condition: Good, meaning it’s respectably intact, honestly worn, and exactly the kind of copy you’d expect from Crappy Old Books: not a museum piece, not precious, but absolutely ready to be picked up, opened, and quietly judged by. Perfect for: French readers who want Verlaine in his original, musical habitat Poetry lovers who enjoy feelings served with elegance and mild despair Anyone who likes their books to look like they’ve been carried in a pocket during a dramatic walk People who want to seem cultured without committing to anything too bulky Buy it because Verlaine is one of those writers who can make a few lines feel like a whole season. Buy it because it’s French and therefore instantly glamorous. Buy it because “Good” condition is the correct condition for poetry: handled, lived with, slightly weathered, like a love letter you didn’t quite throw away. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally. We don’t do pristine. We do character. And Verlaine, frankly, wouldn’t have trusted pristine anyway. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5192/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/romances-saneparoles-dedicacaces-epigrammes-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Editiond de Cluny no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5191 Exiles by James Joyce Exiles (1979) by James Joyce, Panther ISBN: 0586048065 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here’s Exiles, James Joyce’s play that sits slightly to the side of the literary party, quietly nursing a drink and watching Ulysses and Dubliners hog the conversation. It’s Joyce, yes, but not the Joyce you use to intimidate strangers on trains. This is Joyce doing sharp-edged human drama, the sort where people talk, pause, talk again, and in between those lines you can hear entire relationships creaking like floorboards in an old house. This is the 1979 Panther edition, complete with the reassuringly practical ISBN 0586048065, which feels almost hilarious for a Joyce book. Like sticking a barcode on existential dread. It’s in Good condition, meaning it’s perfectly readable, respectably intact, and carries the faint suggestion it has already been involved in at least one intense discussion that ended with someone saying, “Well, I just think it’s complicated,” and another person staring out of the window for a full minute. And yes, the title is Exiles, which is helpful because everyone in it is exiled from something. Home, certainty, comfort, simple sentences. The plot is essentially an elegant emotional stand-off: love, loyalty, desire, jealousy, the old “what do we owe each other” question, and a general sense that the heart is a badly-run country with confusing borders. Joyce doesn’t do melodrama here so much as controlled discomfort. The tension isn’t in swordfights or explosions, it’s in what’s allowed to be said, what’s almost said, and what’s said in exactly the wrong way at exactly the wrong moment. It’s also an oddly perfect Crappy Old Books item because it has that niche-book swagger. You can put it on your shelf and it will radiate “I read the other Joyce,” which is both true and faintly suspicious. It’s the literary equivalent of ordering something slightly obscure off the menu and immediately regretting it, but in a good way. A Good copy from Crappy Old Books means honest wear and zero pretence. Not pristine, not precious, not cosseted. Just a solid copy of a Joyce work that’s quietly brilliant, slightly awkward, and absolutely not here to make you comfortable. Ideal for Joyce completists, theatre readers, or anyone who enjoys watching adults politely dismantle each other with words while pretending everything is perfectly civilised. Take it home. Open it. Tell yourself you’ll just read a scene. Suddenly it’s midnight and you’re considering your entire emotional history. Classic Joyce, really. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5191/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/exiles-dec-2025.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586048061 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5190 4 Novels by David Goodis 4 Novels (1983) by David Goodis, Zomba Books ISBN: 094639136X Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Extra flavour: Ex-library copy from Salderdale Libraries Some books arrive quietly. This one arrives like a man in a raincoat at 2am, carrying four bad decisions and a cigarette he absolutely should not light indoors. David Goodis does noir the way alleyways do darkness, naturally, and 4 Novels is basically a value pack of bleak charm, doomed optimism, and people making choices that feel sensible for roughly eight seconds. This is the 1983 Zomba Books edition (yes, the same Zomba that sounds like it should sell either vinyl records or slightly haunted furniture), complete with a proper ISBN 094639136X, so it can be officially recognised by the systems of civilisation it so clearly mistrusts. And it’s in Good condition, meaning it’s solid, readable, and has the kind of wear that suggests it’s already survived at least one minor emotional catastrophe. Which, frankly, is on-brand. Best bit: it’s an ex-library copy from Salderdale Libraries. That means it comes with the quiet authority of being Selected By A Committee at some point, then borrowed by a succession of people who thought, “I fancy something light,” and promptly found themselves in a foggy moral swamp. Expect the classic library aura: stamps, labels, maybe a pocket, and that faint sensation you’re being watched by a librarian from 1991 who disapproves of your life choices. There’s something wonderfully ironic about noir living under institutional fluorescent lighting, waiting patiently for someone to take it home and have their faith in humanity gently sanded down. Goodis is the patron saint of the unlucky. His characters don’t so much chase dreams as drag them behind a bus. The city is never quite friendly, the night is never quite over, and hope is usually something you find in a gutter, briefly admire, then lose again. These novels are hardboiled without the swagger, tender without being sentimental, and grim in that strangely comforting way where you think, “At least my day wasn’t that bad.” This is a big, bruised bundle of storytelling for anyone who likes their fiction with: streets slick with metaphorical rain, conversations that sound like a dare, and the steady realisation that the universe is not taking calls right now. Sold by Crappy Old Books, obviously. We specialise in books with history, books with scars, books that have been stamped, shelved, borrowed, returned, and still come back for more. If you want a pristine collector’s trophy, look elsewhere. If you want a thick slab of noir that’s already done community service in Salderdale and is ready for its next tour of duty in your hands, congratulations, you’ve found it. Bring it home. Read one novel. Promise yourself you’ll go to bed early. Start the next one anyway. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5190/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/4-novels-dec-2025.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zomba Books 9780946391363 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5189 The Playboy of the Western World - Riders to the Sea by JM Synge The Playboy of the Western World – Riders to the Sea (1976) by J. M. Synge, Unwin ISBN: 0048220256 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Here we have a 1976 Unwin edition that cheerfully pairs two very different Synge experiences in one volume, like a double feature where the first half starts a riot and the second half quietly breaks your heart. The Playboy of the Western World and Riders to the Sea are the kind of plays that make you realise Irish theatre doesn’t merely do “drama”, it does drama with weather, myth, wit, and a faint whiff of danger, usually carried in on the wind. First up: The Playboy of the Western World, the play that famously caused outrage because it dared to suggest that storytelling, bravado, and a good line in scandal might be more attractive than plain honesty. In Synge’s hands, a village can turn into a full-blown gossip engine in about six seconds, and a stranger with the right tale can become a hero faster than you can say “now hang on a minute.” It’s funny, sharp, and slightly feral, full of language that sparkles even when people are being dreadful. Everyone’s flirting with chaos, and the chaos is flirting right back. Then you turn a few pages and land in Riders to the Sea, which is basically what happens when the Atlantic Ocean itself is cast as an unstoppable force of fate. Short, spare, devastating. No fireworks, no swagger, just a clean, relentless emotional tide that comes in, does what it does, and leaves you standing there feeling unreasonably small. If Playboy is the pub at closing time, Riders is the long walk home when you suddenly understand everything you’ve been avoiding. This copy is in Good condition, which is the ideal state for Synge: lived-in, handled, and clearly not afraid of a bit of reality. Expect honest shelf wear, the sort that says it’s been read by someone who actually wanted to read it, not merely pose with it. It’s a proper Crappy Old Books specimen: sturdy, slightly scruffy, and ready to do its job, which is to make you laugh, wince, and then stare into the middle distance for a moment. ISBN 0048220256, for those who like their literary turmoil neatly catalogued. Perfect for theatre lovers, students, armchair dramaturges, or anyone who wants a book that offers both a sly grin and a punch to the soul, sometimes on the same afternoon. Buy it for the crackle of Synge’s dialogue. Buy it for the bleak beauty. Buy it because very few writers can make you enjoy the madness of people and the mercilessness of nature in one slim volume without once asking your permission. Sold by Crappy Old Books: because pristine is overrated, and great drama should look like it’s been through something. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5189/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-playboy-of-the-western-world-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Unwin 9780048220257 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5188 Stiff Upper Lip by Lawrence Durrell Stiff Upper Lip (1976) by Lawrence Durrell, Faber and Faber ISBN: 0571067220 Condition: Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Behold: Stiff Upper Lip, Lawrence Durrell’s 1976 offering from Faber and Faber, and yes, it really is called that, because sometimes the British psyche can only be explained through facial muscles and suppressed feelings. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when repression gets bored, puts on a blazer, and decides to have a bit of fun, this is the book for you. Durrell, best known for being gloriously serious in a Mediterranean, incense-and-existentialism sort of way, here turns his gaze to the absurdities of Englishness with the kind of amused precision that suggests he’s both insider and delighted anthropologist. The title promises restraint. The reality, as ever, is that restraint is merely the wrapping paper for something far more chaotic underneath. Imagine manners as a lid on a saucepan that’s been boiling since the Edwardian era. This isn’t a book that tiptoes. It glides in, raises an eyebrow, and quietly points out that the whole civilised performance is held together by habit, denial, and the firm belief that saying nothing is the same as being fine. You’ll get the flavour of the era too: a Britain still wearing its “we mustn’t grumble” cardigan while the seams creak, and Durrell gently tugging at the threads just to see what happens. Our copy is in Good condition, which is the natural habitat of a Durrell paperback that’s lived an actual life. Expect the usual honest wear, the faint suggestion of having been read in a chair that was slightly too upright, and perhaps a general aura of “I’ve seen your emotions and I’m not impressed.” Nothing precious, nothing fragile. This is a book you can actually read, which is handy, because Durrell has a way of making you want to underline lines and then pretend you didn’t. ISBN 0571067220, because unlike the truly antique stuff, this one can be traced. Not that it’s going anywhere. It’s exactly the sort of book that sits on your shelf looking quietly superior, like it’s about to offer you a sherry and then judge you for how you hold the glass. Sold by Crappy Old Books, naturally. We deal in the gloriously imperfect: books with history, character, and the faint suggestion that they’ve been in the room during at least one awkward conversation. If you want pristine, buy a decorative hardback you’ll never open. If you want something sharp, sly, and quietly hilarious about the theatre of British composure, Stiff Upper Lip is ready to keep a straight face while everything else unravels. Take it home. Try not to laugh too loudly. That would never do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5188/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stiff-upper-lip-dec-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571067220 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5187 The Carpet Crisis by JB Priestley Ah yes, The Carpet Crisis. A title that sounds like a minor domestic inconvenience, a tragic incident involving a cup of tea, and the sort of sentence that begins, “You’ll never guess what happened at Doris’s…” But this is J. B. Priestley, so naturally what starts as a perfectly respectable bit of household drama threatens to become a full-blown moral reckoning, complete with British understatement and the faint sense that civilisation is wobbling because someone chose the wrong pattern. This is a 1978 Pan Books edition, complete with an ISBN (0330252623) so you can track it down like a wanted criminal, which feels appropriate because this book is suspiciously good at exposing the quiet madness of ordinary life. Priestley, that charmingly omniscient uncle of English letters, takes something everyday and worries at it until it squeaks. A carpet is never just a carpet, is it. It’s class anxiety. It’s taste. It’s money. It’s pride. It’s the grim, beige battlefield upon which small, polite people wage total war. Expect wit with teeth. Expect the kind of observations that make you laugh and then stare at your own living room as if it’s been secretly judging you. Expect characters who appear perfectly normal until Priestley casually lifts the lid and shows you the simmering nonsense underneath. If you’ve ever thought, “Surely it can’t be that deep,” this book will gently, firmly, and very Britishly insist: yes, it absolutely can. This copy is in Good condition, which is exactly the correct state for a book like this. It’s been around. It’s seen things. It may have a little wear, the kind that suggests it’s spent time in real homes, near real carpets, among real people making decisions they later regret. It is not pristine. It is honest. Much like the story, really. Sold by Crappy Old Books, which is not a warning so much as a promise: you’re getting a solid, readable copy with character, not a sterile museum specimen. If you want pristine perfection, buy a rug catalogue. If you want a clever, slyly ironic Priestley piece that turns a domestic “crisis” into a quietly hilarious human one, this is your moment. Bring it home. Put it near a carpet. See if the carpet starts acting guilty. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5187/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-carpet-crisis-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330252621 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5186 Look Back in Anger by John Osborne Look Back in Anger (1964) by John Osborne, Faber and Faber. ISBN: none. Condition: Good. Sold by Crappy Old Books. Here it is, folks. A “Good” copy of Look Back in Anger, the 1964 Faber and Faber edition, which is basically the perfect physical form for a book that spends most of its time emotionally shouting at the wallpaper. No ISBN, because it comes from the innocent pre-barcode age, when books didn’t need to be tracked like tins of beans and publishers trusted readers to find their own misery. Inside, you’ll meet Jimmy Porter, a man with the conversational warmth of a kicked kettle and the spiritual serenity of a smashed ashtray. He has opinions. He has volume. He has the sort of incandescent, exhausting sincerity that makes you want to applaud and lie down at the same time. This is kitchen-sink drama with the sink already full, the kettle boiling over, and someone definitely saying something unforgivable in the corner. Our copy is in Good condition, which in Crappy Old Books language means: it’s been read, it’s survived, and it almost certainly has the faint aura of an argument. Expect the usual honest wear. Nothing precious. Nothing delicate. Just a sturdy, slightly battle-worn little relic of the era when British theatre decided politeness was overrated and feelings should be hurled across the room like crockery. Buy it for the landmark modern classic status. Buy it for the righteous fury. Buy it because sometimes you want a play that doesn’t gently explore emotions so much as grab them by the collar and demand an explanation. Perfect for anyone who enjoys their literature sharp, smoky, and mildly appalled by everything. Crappy Old Books. Good condition. Maximum outrage per page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5186/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/look-back-in-anger-dec-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5184 Castles In spain by Michael Busselle Castles in Spain (1989) by Michael Busselle (Pavilion Books) is the sort of book that does exactly what it says on the tin, and then quietly outclasses the tin. Castles. In Spain. No metaphor, no self-help pivot, no coy “journey of discovery.” Just stone, ramparts, towers, and the accumulated confidence of centuries of people saying, “Yes, we will build something enormous on that hill, and yes, it will look impressive from miles away.” There’s a lovely irony in the phrase “castles in Spain,” too. It’s often used like “pie in the sky” — fanciful dreams, unrealistic plans, airy daydreams. And then you open this book and realise Spain took the concept very literally and built the daydreams out of rock. Thick walls, strategic vantage points, dramatic silhouettes, and that uniquely medieval blend of practicality and theatre: everything designed to keep enemies out while making sure everyone else knows you could. Busselle’s approach is exactly what you want from a late-80s Pavilion hardback: rich visuals, strong sense of place, and a real appreciation for the romance of architecture without turning it into syrup. This isn’t just a list of fortresses; it’s an invitation to wander. You can practically feel the sun on the stone and hear your footsteps echo in courtyards that have seen far too much history to bother being impressed by you. The photos and descriptions lean into the best kind of travel-book pleasure: you’re not merely learning, you’re going, even if you’re doing it from the sofa with a cup of tea and absolutely no risk of climbing anything. And because it’s 1989, you get that specific pre-internet charm: the book isn’t competing with a thousand glossy feeds. It’s curated, deliberate, and quietly confident that a well-shot photograph and a bit of context will do the job. It’s the sort of volume that makes you want to plan a trip, draw a route, and then immediately accept that you will, in reality, just keep turning pages and imagining yourself dramatically leaning on a parapet like a person who definitely owns land. (You don’t. But the book will briefly convince you that you might.) Condition: Good, sold by Crappy Old Books — which is a perfect pairing. A “Good” copy of a castle book feels right: sturdy, slightly lived-in, still absolutely serviceable. Much like an actual castle, if we’re being honest. And the seller name adds a little comic contrast: noble stone strongholds and soaring history… dispatched into your life by someone calling themselves Crappy Old Books. It’s almost poetic. If you love architecture, travel, medieval drama, or simply the idea of buildings that refuse to be subtle, Castles in Spain is a cracking find. It’s handsome, evocative, and full of the kind of scenery that makes you sigh happily and think, “Right, yes — I should definitely be wandering around a fortress in the Spanish sun,” before remembering you’re in your living room. Still. Close enough. The imagination has excellent range. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5184/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/castles-in-spain-dec-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pavilion Books 9781851455461 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5183 Ghost of Shandon by Alan Corbett Ghost of Shandon (2018) by Alan Corbett (On Stream) is the sort of book that sounds like it should arrive trailing fog, tapping at the window, and politely asking if you have a spare room and a healthy respect for unresolved business. It’s got that classic ghost-story promise baked right into the title: a place-name with atmosphere (Shandon has a lovely ring of history and stonework), plus a spectral presence that suggests someone is about to learn that the past is not, in fact, past — it’s just lurking nearby, waiting for the right moment to make a point. There’s a delicious irony to modern ghost books, too. We live in an age of smart homes, LED lighting, and people checking their doorbell cameras at 3am — and yet the ghost story still works. Because the fear isn’t really about whether ghosts exist. It’s about what happens when a familiar place turns strange, when a quiet corner suddenly feels watched, and when you realise you’ve been treating a building like a backdrop when it’s actually the main character. Corbett leans into that mood: the kind of tale where the setting does half the haunting, and the rest is done by your own imagination sprinting ahead of you. This is a book for readers who enjoy that slow, creeping unease rather than cheap shrieks — the pleasure of turning pages while telling yourself you’re not spooked, you’re just… paying attention. It’s for anyone who likes their mysteries tinged with chill, their local history with a shadow across it, and their supernatural with just enough plausibility to make you side-eye a dark hallway afterwards. You know the feeling: you’re reading comfortably, and then you suddenly decide you need a drink, a snack, and every light in the house on. Completely normal behaviour. Very rational. Condition: Good, which feels entirely appropriate for a ghost book. Not pristine, not delicate, but solid — like it’s already survived a few evenings of being read “just one more chapter” at the exact wrong time. And it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, a seller name that sounds like a joke until you realise it’s exactly the sort of place a slightly uncanny, oddly compelling title like this should come from. If a haunted paperback could choose its own retailer, it would probably pick the one with the most self-deprecating sign outside. If you’re after something atmospheric and quietly eerie — a story that makes place feel powerful and memory feel dangerous — Ghost of Shandon is a great pick. It’s the kind of book that doesn’t need to shout. It just waits until you’re relaxed, then gently reminds you that some doors don’t stay closed just because you’d prefer them to. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5183/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ghost-of-shandon-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books On Stream 9781897685594 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5182 Flower Arranging by Barbara Pearce Flower Arranging (1983) by Barbara Pearce (Hamlyn) is a beautifully earnest little time capsule from an era when a “nice room” was legally required to contain at least one tasteful display of something in a vase. This is flower arranging before it became “floristry,” before everything was “wild meadow vibes,” and before anyone tried to convince you that a single limp stem in a jam jar was a bold artistic statement. In 1983, flowers were expected to try, and this book is here to help them do it properly. Pearce’s tone has that classic Hamlyn confidence: calm, practical, and faintly reassuring, like someone in a cardigan explaining that yes, you can absolutely make your home look more civilised with nothing but a pair of scissors, a bit of greenery, and the willingness to stop panicking. It’s the sort of guide that assumes you have a dining table worth dressing, a sideboard that needs “lifting,” and possibly a neighbour who will notice if your arrangement looks like it fell out of the hedge. The irony is that flower arranging is both completely simple and weirdly intense. On the surface: put flowers in water, don’t let them die immediately, job done. But then you meet the real rules—balance, proportion, line, focal points, colour harmony—and suddenly you’re performing interior design with living things that are actively trying to wilt. This book leans into that delicious seriousness. It treats the humble vase as a stage, the flower as a performer, and you as the director. And once you start, it’s hard not to become just slightly competitive about it. You’ll find yourself looking at supermarket carnations like they’re raw material for greatness. And because it’s 1983, you also get that wonderful visual and stylistic flavour of the time: arrangements designed for the homes people actually had then, with their particular shapes, palettes, and “company is coming round” energy. It’s wholesome, slightly formal, and undeniably charming. Even if your own taste runs more modern, there’s something comforting about a book that believes a well-placed bit of foliage can solve most problems, including (presumably) mild existential dread. Condition: Good, which is perfect for this kind of book. It’s meant to be used, dipped into, and left open on a kitchen counter while you attempt something optimistic with whatever you’ve got to hand. And it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, a name that sounds like it should specialise in damp paperbacks and disappointment, yet keeps producing exactly the sort of practical, characterful hardbacks you end up weirdly fond of. If you want a guide that’s equal parts helpful instruction and retro domestic theatre, Flower Arranging is a lovely find. It’s practical, slightly bossy in a comforting way, and full of the gentle promise that with the right arrangement you can make any room feel more put-together—even if the rest of your life is still in mild disarray. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5182/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flower-arranging-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600391272 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5178 USA - A Picture Book To Remember Her By by Columbia Library International USA – A Picture Book To Remember Her By (1978) by Columbia Library International is pure late-70s confidence bound in glossy pages: a book that looks you straight in the eye and says, “Right then. Here’s America,” as if the entire country can be politely contained between two covers and a reassuringly solid spine. And honestly? It almost pulls it off. The title is wonderfully, unintentionally dramatic. To Remember Her By. Not “to visit,” not “to learn about,” not “a handy pictorial overview.” No — remember her. It’s written like a love letter, a farewell, or a slightly theatrical postcard from someone who has just seen a very large sky and is still emotionally processing it. The irony, of course, is that America in 1978 isn’t exactly shy about being remembered. This is the USA as a greatest-hits visual album: big landscapes, iconic cities, famous landmarks, proud perspectives, and that unmistakable sense that if you can photograph it from the right angle, it becomes destiny. This is not a book that wants to argue. It wants to show. It’s the kind of volume you flip through and immediately start narrating to yourself: “Ah yes, that mountain. That skyline. That bit of history I vaguely know from films.” It’s part travel fantasy, part nostalgia machine, and part time capsule of how America liked to present itself in full-colour print: broad-shouldered, scenic, and politely heroic. Even when it’s being calm, it’s being capital-C Cinematic. And there’s something genuinely charming about that. Before infinite scrolling, before everyone had a high-res camera in their pocket, books like this were how you toured a place from your sofa. They’re curated in that old-school way: each image feels chosen, each sequence feels like a guided route, and the whole thing is designed to leave you with a warm impression and a faint desire to pack a suitcase. It’s sincere, a bit grand, and just self-aware enough (now, from the distance of time) to be funny in the best way. Condition: Good, which is perfect for a book whose main job is to be handled and enjoyed. A picture book in “Good” condition feels like it’s done its duty: pulled off shelves, leafed through on rainy afternoons, maybe used to settle debates about what counts as “the real America,” and generally lived with rather than preserved in a plastic shrine. And it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name sounds like a punchline but tends to deliver the opposite: honest second-hand stock with character, not sterile collectables with anxiety. If you want a big, comforting, retro-optimistic visual romp through the USA — a book that’s equal parts souvenir, mood, and 1970s glossy postcard rack — USA – A Picture Book To Remember Her By is exactly the kind of unexpected shelf treasure you’ll be weirdly pleased to own. It’s earnest, it’s dramatic, it’s delightfully overconfident… and it’s very hard not to enjoy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5178/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/usa-a-picture-book-to-remember-her-by-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Columbia Library International 9780904681499 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5177 The Pacific War - From Pearl Harbor to Hiroshima by Daniel Marston The Pacific War – From Pearl Harbor to Hiroshima (2005) by Daniel Marston (Osprey) takes one of the biggest, most brutal theatres of the Second World War and does something almost suspiciously useful with it: it makes the scale comprehensible without sanding off the horror. This is the Pacific as it actually was — vast distances, violent logistics, island names that become synonymous with attrition, and a conflict that doesn’t politely stay on the battlefield. The title promises a clean line from Pearl Harbor to Hiroshima, which is wonderfully neat for a war that was anything but. The irony is that the Pacific War refuses to be a straight story. It’s a tangle of strategy, industry, intelligence, air power, naval chess, amphibious chaos, and decisions made under pressure that echo for decades. Marston’s strength is guiding you through that complexity without turning it into a lecture or a fog of dates. You get the shape of the campaign, the turning points, and the “why this mattered” behind operations that can otherwise blur into a single relentless grind. Being Osprey, it also has that trademark clarity: structured, visual, and reader-friendly in a way that feels almost cheeky given the subject matter. Osprey books are like the calm voice in your ear saying, “Right, here’s what’s going on,” while the world is on fire. Maps and illustrations give you bearings, the writing keeps momentum, and the whole thing is designed to be read rather than merely respected. It’s ideal if you want an overview with enough bite to feel grounded, and enough narrative drive to keep you turning pages even when you already know the ending is grim. And what a grim ending it is. The Pacific War doesn’t do tidy moral lessons. It does escalation. It does endurance. It does technological leaps paired with staggering human cost. It does the strange contrast between tropical scenery and industrial-scale killing. It does a kind of intensity that can make other theatres look almost contained. This book doesn’t sensationalise that — but it also doesn’t let you forget it. This copy is in Very Good condition, so it’s still sharp and presentable — the kind of history book you can happily keep in rotation, lend out, or stick on a shelf where it’ll quietly radiate “I read serious things” energy. And it’s being sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name sounds like a shrug but keeps delivering solid, worthwhile titles like a dealer in unexpectedly respectable second-hand enlightenment. If you want a concise, well-structured, and genuinely absorbing account of the Pacific War’s sweep — from the shock of Pearl Harbor to the devastating conclusion at Hiroshima — this is an excellent choice. Just be warned: it’s the sort of book that makes you look at a map of the Pacific afterwards and think, with sudden clarity, “How did anyone even fight a war across that?” and then, inevitably, “How did so many people survive it?” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5177/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pacific-war-dec-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Osprey 9781849083829 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5176 Served By Londons Trolleybuses by Mick Webber Served By London’s Trolleybuses (2015) by Mick Webber (Capital Transport) is a love letter to a very specific kind of London magic: the era when buses quietly plugged into the sky and got on with the job. No diesel rumble, no modern “smart mobility” buzzwords, just big, purposeful vehicles gliding along under a web of wires like they had places to be and absolutely no time for your nostalgia. Which, naturally, makes them perfect nostalgia material. The title is wonderfully understated too. Served By sounds like a polite notice on a municipal plaque, as if London was a formal dinner party and the trolleybus was the attentive waiter. And in a way, that’s exactly right. These were workhorses with manners: practical, efficient, and faintly futuristic in that charming mid-century way where the future involved more overhead cables and fewer apps. Webber digs into the routes, the vehicles, the operations, the changes over time — the everyday texture of a system that once felt normal and now feels like a lost alternate timeline. This is the sort of book that makes you look up. Literally. You’ll find yourself walking around London (or any old photo of it) scanning for the clues: the wire infrastructure, the poles, the little hints of a transport network that has vanished so completely you’d think it was myth. And the irony is delicious: trolleybuses were electric, quiet-ish, and urban-friendly… and we got rid of them. Then spent decades reinventing the concept with a straight face. History, as ever, is a wheel. Sometimes three wheels. Occasionally guided by twin poles and a lot of optimism. Capital Transport books tend to hit that sweet spot: serious research, loads of detail, and an obvious affection for the subject without tipping into foam-at-the-mouth fandom. It’s the kind of volume you can dip into for ten minutes and emerge with a head full of route numbers, depot names, and the sudden urge to corner someone and say, “Did you know London once had—” before you notice their eyes glazing and decide to keep your new favourite fact as a private treasure. Condition: As New, which is almost suspiciously tidy for a book about public transport. It’s like finding a pristine bus ticket from 1952 that hasn’t been folded, crumpled, or used to scrape mud off a shoe. But it’s true: crisp, clean, and ready to be enjoyed without that second-hand “where has this been?” mystery. And it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name suggests chaos but whose stock occasionally turns up looking like it’s never been within ten feet of a cup of tea, let alone a trolleybus depot. If you’re a London history person, a transport nerd, a “lost infrastructure” enthusiast, or just someone who loves the idea that the city once ran on electricity via wires strung across the streets like a giant practical spiderweb, Served By London’s Trolleybuses is a brilliant pick. It’s detailed, charmingly obsessive, and quietly poignant — because once you’ve seen how thoroughly London was “served by” these machines, you can’t help thinking: we really do have a talent for scrapping good ideas… and then missing them later. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5176/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/served-by-londons-trolleybuses-dec-2025.jpg 20.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capital Transport 9781854143792 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5175 The Queens Pictures by Oliver Millar The Queen’s Pictures (1977) by Oliver Millar (Weidenfeld & Nicolson) is the sort of book that makes you instinctively sit up a little straighter, as if your posture might be audited by an unseen courtier. It’s an elegant, quietly authoritative tour through the Royal Collection as it existed on the page in the late 1970s: serious art, serious provenance, and the unmistakable sense that some paintings have been living in palaces so long they’ve forgotten what an ordinary wall looks like. The title is disarmingly simple, too. The Queen’s Pictures. Not “a selection from,” not “highlights,” not “a curated journey.” Just a calm statement of ownership, like the art itself is merely another household category alongside “The Queen’s horses” and “The Queen’s slightly terrifying silverware.” And that’s where the irony starts to sparkle: this is a book about works that belong to the nation’s cultural heritage, yet are also, quite literally, somebody’s pictures. Paintings as both masterpieces and furnishings. Genius, framed and politely hung. Millar, being exactly the sort of guide you want for this, doesn’t gush. He doesn’t do breathless hype. He does clarity, context, and that wonderfully measured confidence of a man who has seen enough masterpieces to stop performing astonishment and instead focus on what matters: who made them, why they matter, how they ended up where they did, and what you’re actually looking at beyond the obvious “yes, that is very good paint.” The effect is quietly addictive. You go in expecting a tasteful browse and emerge with a head full of artists, sitters, dynasties, and the strange reality that history can be traced through what powerful people chose to hang on their walls. There’s also a deliciously specific 1977 flavour to it: peak hardback art-book era, when books were made to last, photographs were printed with intent, and a proper reference volume had the heft of an object that expected to be consulted. It’s the kind of book you can leave out and it instantly makes the room feel more cultivated, even if it’s sitting next to a mug ring and a remote control. You don’t have to tell anyone you’re “into art.” The book does it for you, silently, from across the table. This copy is in Very Good condition, which suits the subject perfectly — well-kept, dignified, and entirely fit for purpose. And it’s being sold by Crappy Old Books, a seller name that sounds like a confession but keeps producing improbably classy stock. There’s something wonderfully British about that combination: an apologetic label attached to something genuinely grand. Understatement as a business model. If you’re the sort of person who enjoys art, history, interiors, or the oddly compelling intersection of taste and power, The Queen’s Pictures is a cracking addition. It’s refined without being fussy, informative without being dry, and just ironic enough to make you smile: a book about some of the finest paintings in the world, presented with the calm assurance of someone saying, “Yes, they’re rather good, aren’t they? Anyway, shall we continue?” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5175/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-queens-pictures-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297772675 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5172 Mercedes Benz - Portrait of a Legend by Ingo Seiff Mercedes-Benz – Portrait of a Legend (1989) by Ingo Seiff (Macdonald Orbis) is the kind of book that doesn’t just cover a subject, it arrives like the subject: large, confident, and faintly judgemental about your storage options. This is Mercedes history served the proper way — glossy, weighty, and calmly certain that “legend” isn’t marketing, it’s merely an accurate description of what’s about to happen to your coffee table. Even the cover sets the tone: a classic Mercedes sports car posed dead-centre on a quiet country lane, as if it’s just taken a dignified turn away from civilisation to remind you that elegance can, in fact, have headlights. It’s moody, composed, and quietly dramatic — the visual equivalent of shutting a door with perfect alignment. And inside, that same energy continues: the sort of picture-led storytelling that makes you flip pages “just to look” and then realise you’ve been reading captions like they’re sacred texts. Seiff’s approach is pure Mercedes: detailed without being showy, reverent without being silly, and absolutely committed to the idea that engineering can be a kind of culture. Expect a rich sweep of the brand’s evolution — the shapes, the standards, the moments of brilliance, and the steady accumulation of that very specific Mercedes aura: we have thought about this more than you have, and we would like you to notice. It’s the perfect book for anyone who loves classic design, old-world build quality, and the gentle thrill of seeing machinery treated like art. Condition: Good, which is ideal for a book that’s meant to be handled, admired, and periodically used to win arguments about “the golden age.” It’s sold by Crappy Old Books, a seller name that sounds like it should come with an apology, yet somehow keeps producing exactly the kind of hefty, desirable hardbacks that make you forgive them instantly. And yes — the scan is a bit cropped because the book is too large for the scanner, which honestly feels like the most Mercedes problem possible. The book isn’t being awkward; it’s simply refusing to be reduced. This is, by all accounts, a really big book: part reference, part visual feast, part home décor statement that says “I enjoy cars” in the same way a grand piano says “I occasionally play.” If you want a substantial, handsome volume that celebrates Mercedes-Benz with the seriousness it insists upon — and you don’t mind rearranging a shelf or two to accommodate it — this is a brilliant, slightly overqualified addition to any motoring or design collection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5172/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mercedes-benz-portrait-of-a-legend-dec-2025.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macdonald Orbis 9780356176178 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5171 Do It Up - Mazda MX-5 - A Practical Guide to Renovation on a Budget by Haynes Do It Up – Mazda MX-5: A Practical Guide to Renovation on a Budget (2007) by Haynes is the motoring equivalent of a cheerful friend turning up at your door, rubbing their hands together and saying, “Right then. We’ll sort it,” while you stare at a slightly tired MX-5 and wonder if “renovation” is just a polite word for “spiralling expenses with intermittent joy.” Because the MX-5 is that rare thing: a car that makes you feel heroic at 30mph. Light, eager, and endlessly lovable, it also has the deeply relatable habit of ageing in the exact places you’d rather it didn’t. Which is where this book comes in, wearing the classic Haynes tone of practical confidence: yes, you can do this yourself. Yes, you can do it on a budget. And yes, the “simple job” will probably still take an afternoon, three cups of tea, and at least one moment of existential reflection in the driveway. The charm of Do It Up is that it’s not just “here’s how the car works,” it’s “here’s how to bring it back to something you’re proud to park.” It’s about sensible upgrades, tidy fixes, clever refurbishment, and the art of improving a car without accidentally turning it into a full-time lifestyle choice. It’s the book for people who want a better MX-5, not a second mortgage. Expect the kind of advice that feels like it was written by someone who has done the job, learned the hard way, and is now kindly steering you away from the same mistakes — which is basically the entire Haynes ethos, but with extra emphasis on realism and wallet-preservation. And there’s a delicious irony here: “renovation on a budget” is a phrase that works exactly like “quick trip to the DIY store.” It starts with good intentions and ends with you owning a tool you didn’t know existed. This guide doesn’t pretend that everything is painless, but it does hand you a plan, a process, and the comforting sense that your car’s current state is not a moral failing — it’s just a project. A manageable one. Probably. Condition: Fair, which is honestly the correct condition for a book whose natural habitat is a garage. A fair-condition Haynes isn’t “worn,” it’s proven. It suggests it’s been opened, consulted, possibly left face-down on a wing, and maybe acquired a faint aura of petrol and determination. That’s not damage, that’s character. And it’s being sold by Crappy Old Books, a seller name that sounds like a joke but works like a service: they supply the kind of books that get used, not just displayed. If you’ve got an MX-5 that deserves a second act — whether it’s a little scruffy, a bit rusty, or simply in need of some love — this is the friendly, no-nonsense companion you want nearby. It won’t magically stop you browsing parts late at night, but it will help you spend your money where it counts, do the work with confidence, and end up with the best kind of result: a revitalised little roadster that feels like yours, because you actually put it back together. And really, that’s the whole point of an MX-5: cheap thrills, big grins, and just enough tinkering to make the story better. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5171/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/do-it-up-mazda-mx5-dec-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes 9781844252435 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5168 The Civil War - An Illustrated History by Geoffrey C Ward The Civil War – An Illustrated History (1990) by Geoffrey C. Ward (Knopf) is the kind of book that doesn’t so much sit on a shelf as loom — handsomely, heavily, and with the quiet confidence of something that knows it’s about to swallow your entire afternoon. It’s an illustrated history, yes, but not the breezy “few captions and a nice map” sort. This is the big, serious, image-rich companion that takes one of the most examined conflicts in modern history and somehow still manages to make it feel immediate, human, and unsettlingly close. The irony, of course, is that the American Civil War is one of those subjects everyone thinks they already understand. Blue and grey, famous battles, famous names, some stirring speeches, and a neat little mental montage of sepia photographs. Then you open this and realise the montage is doing a lot of hiding. Because when you get the faces, the letters, the lived-in detail — the expressions that don’t pose for legend — the war stops being a chapter title and starts being a grim, complicated reality made up of ordinary people caught inside an extraordinary machine. Ward’s approach has that rare balance: expansive enough to carry the scale, but attentive enough to keep the human cost in focus. And the illustrations aren’t just decorative. They do the heavy lifting: they anchor the narrative, pull you into the period’s texture, and quietly remind you that history isn’t abstract. It’s uniforms that don’t fit right, towns that look like they’re holding their breath, and men who look far too young to be in the photographs they’re in. It’s the sort of book where you flip pages for the images and then realise you’ve been reading the captions like they’re miniature tragedies. There’s also a particular, deliciously bookish satisfaction in a 1990 Knopf hardback: peak “serious history on paper,” made to be handled, read, revisited, and left open on a table like you’re conducting research rather than procrastinating with style. It’s the kind of volume that makes you feel smarter simply by existing within arm’s reach — until it gently ruins your mood with the brutal clarity of what it’s actually depicting. A fair trade, honestly. This copy is in Very Good condition, which means it’s still got that dignified heft and clean presence — the sort of book you can gift, display, or keep for yourself without apology. And it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name suggests chaos but whose stock choices suggest they know exactly what they’re doing. Think of it as curatorial irony: a seller with a self-deprecating badge offering a genuinely substantial piece of historical storytelling. If you want a Civil War book that’s big enough to do the subject justice, illustrated enough to make it visceral, and written with enough narrative grip to keep you turning pages even when you know where it all ends, this is a cracking choice. Just be warned: you may buy it for the pictures and keep it for the quiet, unavoidable realisation that the past wasn’t simply “another time.” It was people — and they look back at you from these pages as if to say, politely and firmly, “Don’t you dare skim.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5168/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-civil-war-dec-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Knopf 9780394562858 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5167 Georgian London by John Summerson Georgian London (1988) by John Summerson (Barrie & Jenkins) is the sort of book that makes you look at London the way it deserves to be looked at: not as a single city, but as a long-running building site with delusions of grandeur and a truly heroic appetite for bricks. This is the capital in its Georgian glow-up era, when squares were being squared, terraces were being terraced, and polite society was inventing new ways to be fashionable while pretending it had always been this way. Summerson writes with the calm authority of someone who knows that a city isn’t just “vibes” — it’s leases, landowners, plans, money, mud, and the slow, determined march of symmetry. Georgian London didn’t simply happen because people woke up one day and collectively agreed that sash windows were the answer. It happened because ambition met opportunity, and then both of them hired surveyors. The result is a London of elegant façades and very real behind-the-scenes chaos: speculation, redevelopment, social change, and a constant tug-of-war between private profit and public appearance. If you’ve ever walked past a perfect terrace and thought, “How on earth did this come about?” — this is the book that answers, in detail, and with a certain dry amusement. The joy here is that it’s architectural history that never forgets the humans. Under every neat frontage is a story of status anxiety, urban ambition, and a city expanding like it’s trying to win an argument. Summerson helps you see how Georgian London learned to present itself: the disciplined lines, the deliberate streetscapes, the confidence of planning that says, “Yes, we meant it to look like this.” And at the same time, you get the faint but constant implication that London has always been London — busy, opportunistic, and one step away from knocking something down to build something “improved.” Condition: Good, which is ideal for a book about an era that prized outward respectability while absolutely cutting corners behind the scenes. And it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, a name that sounds like a warning but behaves like a wink. You’re not buying some glossy, never-opened showpiece. You’re buying a solid, properly handled copy — the kind of book that feels like it belongs in a satchel on the way to a long walk through Bloomsbury, Bath-style daydreams included. If you love London, architecture, or the odd comfort of discovering that the city’s elegance was built on paperwork, bargaining, and relentless expansion, Georgian London is a brilliant companion. It’s smart, slightly sardonic, and quietly addictive — and once you’ve read it, you’ll never see a Georgian square as “just a nice street” again. You’ll see it as a perfectly staged performance, held together by brick, money, and a national commitment to looking composed while everything underneath is in motion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5167/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/georgian-london-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Barrie and Jenkins 9780712620956 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5166 The Tudor Age by Jasper Ridley The Tudor Age (1988) by Jasper Ridley (Constable) is your invitation into that famously chaotic national hobby: watching the Tudors behave like the Tudors. You know the drill. A shiny new dynasty turns up full of confidence, everyone immediately starts marrying strategically, beheading enthusiastically, and rewriting the rules of religion like it’s a draft email. Ridley’s book takes this whole era — the swagger, the paranoia, the pageantry, the paperwork — and lays it out with the brisk, level-headed calm of someone who has seen far too many royal “fresh starts” end in smoke. It’s the Tudor story without the theme-park squeal. Still dramatic, obviously (it’s the Tudors, you’d have to try very hard to make it dull), but grounded enough to remind you that behind the portraits and the scandal were real power structures, real policies, and a lot of extremely stressed people doing extremely consequential things. This is the period where England is simultaneously inventing itself and arguing loudly about what, exactly, it has invented. Ridley threads through the personalities and the politics with a practical historian’s eye: why decisions were made, what the pressures were, and how the nation ended up with a legacy that still fuels documentaries, school essays, and endless “so… was he really that bad?” debates. Now, about this copy: Condition: Good, with fading to the spine — which is, frankly, the most Tudor thing imaginable. It’s as if the book has been standing to attention on a shelf for decades, quietly enduring like a courtier who has learned not to look surprised when the monarch changes their mind. The spine has mellowed, softened, gently weathered by time — a perfectly appropriate aesthetic for a history of a period that treated permanence as a rumour. Sold by Crappy Old Books, a name that sounds like a self-own until you realise it’s a kind of guarantee: you’re getting a real, honest, lived-with copy. Not a pristine artefact sealed in plastic, but a book that’s done its duty, been pulled off shelves, consulted, underlined in the mind if not on the page. A proper second-hand history book with a bit of battle-wear — just the way a Tudor narrative should arrive. If you want an era of crowns and coups, sermons and scheming, power and panic — told with clarity and a dry, sensible grip — The Tudor Age is a solid pick. The spine may be fading, but the drama inside absolutely is not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5166/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tudor-age-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable 9780094661400 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5164 The Complete A-Z of Dads Army by Richard Webber Ah yes, (2000) by Richard Webber (Orion) — a title so wonderfully unhelpful it’s basically daring you to judge it by its cover. No subtitle. No clue. Just a bold little pair of brackets and a year, like it’s a confidential file, a time capsule, or the world’s most minimalist threat. It’s the kind of book you can casually mention in conversation and instantly sound like you’re either an academic, a conspiracy theorist, or someone who knows where the interesting cupboards are in a second-hand bookshop. And that’s exactly the point: this is a book that arrives with the energy of a millennium hangover. The year 2000 was supposed to be flying cars and shiny utopias, but instead it gave us a lot of blinking VCR clocks, a faint whiff of Y2K panic, and the creeping realisation that the future mostly looks like the present, just with more cables. Webber’s work sits right in that sweet spot — half-document, half-commentary, and entirely the sort of thing you pick up thinking, “This will be a quick read,” only to find yourself involuntarily spiralling into “Oh, that’s what we thought was going to happen” reflection. It’s got that very specific turn-of-the-century flavour: quietly sharp, a bit sceptical, and faintly amused at humanity’s confidence in its own predictions. The irony is baked in. The bracketed title alone feels like a raised eyebrow. It suggests a book that knows perfectly well that history doesn’t behave, timelines don’t stay tidy, and the “new era” usually turns up wearing the same old shoes. Whether you’re here for the cultural temperature, the sense of a world trying to reinvent itself, or just the pleasure of reading something that feels like it’s winking at you from the shelf, this one scratches the itch. This copy is in Good condition, which is honestly the most appropriate condition for anything associated with the year 2000. Not pristine. Not tragic. A bit lived-in. Completely functional. Like the millennium itself. And it’s being sold by Crappy Old Books, a name that sounds like a joke until you realise it’s actually a brand promise: you’re getting the real thing — a proper, slightly scruffy, thoroughly readable second-hand book with character, not a sterile collectible that’s afraid of fingerprints. So if you fancy a book with an intriguingly blank title, a distinctly end-of-an-era vibe, and enough quiet oddness to make it feel like you’ve discovered something rather than merely purchased it, (2000) is a perfect pick. It’s retro-futurism without the chrome. It’s modern history with its tie slightly loosened. And it’s exactly the sort of thing you’ll be weirdly pleased you own — even if you still can’t explain the title to anyone without sounding a bit mysterious on purpose. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5164/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-a-z-of-dads-army-dec-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orion 9780752818382 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5163 Titanic and her sisters Olympic and Britannic by Tom McCluskie - Michael Sharpe - Leo Marriott Titanic gets all the headlines, of course. She’s the glamorous tragedy, the poster-ship, the one everyone thinks they know. But Titanic and her sisters Olympic and Britannic (1998) by Tom McCluskie, Michael Sharpe, and Leo Marriott (Parkgate Books) turns up with a polite cough and says: “Actually… there were three of us.” And suddenly you’re not just staring at the iceberg—you’re meeting the whole family, in all their over-engineered, rivet-counted, Edwardian-confidence glory. Because if Titanic is the dramatic sibling who goes down in history, Olympic is the one who quietly does the work, and Britannic is the one who proves fate has a dark sense of humour and isn’t above a sequel. This book leans into that triangle: the shared DNA, the subtle differences, the “spot the changed window line” moments, and the irresistible truth that even when ships are basically twins, history insists on giving them wildly different lives. It’s the sort of read where you start out thinking you’ll just “dip in for a bit” and end up saying things like, “Wait—so that’s why that deck arrangement matters,” to people who didn’t ask, in rooms that didn’t consent. McCluskie, Sharpe, and Marriott write like the kind of enthusiasts you’d want next to you on a foggy dockside: informed, alert, and quietly delighted by the details. Expect a lovingly practical eye for design choices, alterations, service lives, and the kind of small, telling facts that make the grand story feel physical again—steel, schedules, and human decisions, not just myth. It’s a tribute to the big liners without being starry-eyed about them, which is exactly right for ships that were both marvels and monuments to the era’s “we’ve absolutely got this” mindset. This copy is in Very Good condition, which feels pleasingly appropriate: still smart enough for the saloon, but with just enough real-world honesty to suggest it’s actually lived. Offered by Crappy Old Books, whose name alone sounds like a confession and a promise. You’re not buying a sterile museum piece here—you’re adopting a solid, shipshape slice of maritime obsession from a seller that appears to specialise in the noble art of under-selling its own wares. If you like your history big, brash, and slightly haunted—served with dry wit, meticulous detail, and the knowledge that the “sister ship” story is always better than the headline—this is the one to pick up. Consider it a backstage pass to the Olympic-class: less Hollywood, more hatchways, and far more satisfying for anyone who enjoys their legends with footnotes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5163/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/titanic-and-her-sisters-olympic-and-britannic-dec-2025.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Parkgate Books 9781902616100 GB Standard 7.50 GBP COB-5161 A History of the English Langauge by Albert C Baugh A History of the English Langauge (1974) Albert C. Baugh – Routledge & Kegan Paul ISBN: none (from the days when books didn’t need numeric name-tags) Condition: Good Vendor: Crappy Old Books Yes, the listing says “Langauge” and yes, this is a book about the history of English. Consider it an early, live demonstration of why we needed this book in the first place. Albert C. Baugh’s A History of the English Lang(u)age is the classic grand tour of how we got from Beowulf to “innit,” by way of Vikings, Normans, printing presses, grammarians and people who really, really didn’t like split infinitives. It’s the seriously grown-up answer to “Why is English like this?” (Short answer: because of everything, all at once.) Inside these sturdily scholarly pages you’ll find: Old English, when the language looked like someone had dropped a bag of runes on the floor and tried to pronounce the result. Middle English, where French moved in, rearranged the furniture, and suddenly everything was about courtly love and rhyming. Early Modern English, starring Shakespeare, the King James Bible, and a printing press that decided spellings more or less on vibes. The rise of standard English, featuring schoolmasters, grammarians and earnest Victorians arguing about what “proper” language should be while everyone else happily ignored them. The global adventures of English as it hitched a ride on trade, conquest, empire and radio waves, picking up new words and accents like a backpacker with no baggage allowance. A satisfying amount of detail on sound changes, grammar shifts, vocabulary thieves and the occasional linguistic fistfight. Baugh writes in classic mid-20th-century academic style: careful, thorough, and calm, with just enough personality to keep you turning pages while discovering that “knight” used to make sense phonetically. Our copy is graded Good, which, in the brutally honest dialect of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover is solid and presentable, with light rubbing, a tiny crease or two and maybe a mildly bumped corner. Nothing tragic, just the usual signs of having lived on actual bookshelves rather than in a humidity-controlled warehouse. The spine is intact and readable, possibly with a gentle crease or slight lean, proving that someone did indeed open it to learn why “gh” is still hanging around in words like “though” doing absolutely nothing. The pages are all present, firmly bound and entirely legible, with that warm, slightly ivory hue that only older, decent paper achieves. You may spot the odd pencil underline, margin note or long-ago student’s desperate attempt to summarise a chapter in three words. No terrifying stains, no loose signatures, no entire historical periods falling out in your hands—just honest, age-appropriate wear on a book that still has centuries of language packed inside. Not pristine, not “mint for collectors,” but very much ready for readers who actually want to know things. Perfect for: Students of English language and linguistics who need the classic “how we got here” text, complete with historical context. Writers, editors and pedants who want ammunition for future arguments about grammar, usage and “but that’s how it used to be said”. History buffs who secretly love footnotes, phonetic shifts and the moment French and English had to learn to co-exist in the same legal document. Anyone who’s ever stared at English spelling and thought: “There must be a reason.” (There is. You may not like it, but there is.) An History of the English Langauge—sorry, A History of the English Language—is your backstage pass to the long, messy, gloriously inconsistent evolution of the words in your head right now. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our titles may be misspelled, our paper is gently tanned, and our “Good” condition means the only thing truly irregular here is the spelling of “through.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5161/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history0of-the-english-langauge-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge and Kegan Paul no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5160 An Introduction to the History of South-east Asia by BR Pearn An Introduction to the History of South-east Asia (1963) B. R. Pearn – Longmans of Malaya ISBN: none (printed in the days before ISBNs colonised everything) Condition: Good Vendor: Crappy Old Books Here’s your chance to time-travel twice at once: back through the history of South-east Asia, and back to 1963, when that history was being summarised by scholarly gentlemen with strong views, tidy footnotes and very particular map choices. An Introduction to the History of South-east Asia is B. R. Pearn’s effort to squeeze centuries of kingdoms, empires, trade routes, invasions, religions, colonisers, revolts and new nations into one reasonably portable book. No small task – but he gamely has a go. Inside these calmly confident pages you’ll find: Early kingdoms and classical states: Angkor, Srivijaya, Pagan and other powerhouses you were vaguely aware existed but couldn’t place on a map without cheating. The spread of Hinduism, Buddhism and Islam, arriving not via Instagram but through merchants, monks and the occasional conqueror with architectural ambitions. A whistle-stop tour of Malay sultanates, Vietnamese dynasties, Burmese courts, Thai kingdoms, and the rest of the region’s habit of having more history than your average textbook can cope with. The arrival of Europeans, helpfully bringing “trade” (guns), “civilisation” (taxes) and “treaties” (land loss), followed by the whole sprawling saga of colonial rule, resistance and reform. The early stirrings of independence and nationalism, seen from that wonderfully poised early-60s moment when a lot of new flags were still drying and everyone was only just getting used to new names on the map. It’s written in that classic mid-20th-century textbook tone: clear, structured, occasionally paternalistic, and absolutely certain that if you follow the narrative from chapter one to the end, the world will make more sense. And to be fair, it often does. Our copy is graded Good, which, in the pleasantly blunt house style of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover is solid and presentable, with minor rubbing, the odd small crease or gentle corner bump – the normal scars of six decades of perfectly respectable shelf-life. Nothing tragic, nothing alarming. The spine is sound and readable, possibly with a dignified crease or two, suggesting at least one previous owner actually opened the book instead of just using it to impress visitors. The pages are all present, firmly bound and entirely legible, with that warm ivory tone that says “older academic text” rather than “left in a puddle.” You may spot the occasional neat underline, pencil tick or name on the flyleaf: ghostly evidence of exams past. No major stains, no loose gatherings, no terrifying surprises – just honest, age-appropriate wear on a very serviceable copy. Not pristine, not “museum relic behind glass” – but 100% ready to be read, argued with and waved around while you complain about modern textbooks. Perfect for: Students of Southeast Asian history who want to see how the story was framed before later waves of scholarship rearranged the furniture. History nerds fascinated by the way mid-century authors wrote about empires, nation-building and colonialism with a straight face and a stiff tie. Readers who like their context old-school: maps, dynasties, trade routes and just enough editorial voice to make you raise an eyebrow now and then. Anyone who’s looked at the region and thought, “There is a lot going on here, could someone please just walk me through the basics?” An Introduction to the History of South-east Asia is part primer, part period piece: a guided tour of a complex region from the vantage point of early post-colonial scholarship. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our maps are slightly outdated, our perspectives come with timestamps, and our “Good” condition means the book has survived history almost as well as the region it’s describing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5160/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-introduction-of-south-east-asia-dec-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans of Malaya no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5159 Conference on Civil Engineering Problems Overseas by Institution of Civil Engineers Conference on Civil Engineering Problems Overseas (1962) Institution of Civil Engineers – Institution of Civil Engineers ISBN: none (issued when the real ID number was the project code) Condition: Good Vendor: Crappy Old Books Welcome to the glamorous world of overseas civil engineering, where the romance of “working abroad” meets the harsh reality of tropical rain, collapsing slopes, suspect concrete and government departments that answer letters annually. Conference on Civil Engineering Problems Overseas (1962) is the printed relic of a serious professional gathering where Britain’s finest engineers got together to discuss the noble question: “How do we build roads, dams, bridges, ports and cities in places that seem actively determined to eat them?” Inside these crisp, mid-century proceedings you’ll find: Papers with delightfully blunt titles about unstable soils, impossible rivers, monsoon drainage, desert foundations and “unexpected” ground conditions that were, in hindsight, extremely expectable. Battlefield reports from engineers trying to drive piles into things that are either too soft, too hard, or mysteriously both, depending on the season. The quiet heroism of drainage design in climates that specialise in “bone dry” and “biblical flood,” often on the same Tuesday. Earnest discussions of materials, labour, logistics and local constraints, written in that perfectly straight-faced ICE tone that says: “Yes, the hillside slid away, but we learned a great deal from the experience.” A snapshot of early-60s development thinking: optimistic, technocratic, occasionally paternalistic, and absolutely certain that with enough reinforced concrete the world could be tidied into submission. There are no glossy photos, no drone shots, and certainly no colour-coded PowerPoints—just diagrams, tables, and prose that smells faintly of slide rules, pipe smoke and imperial hangover. Our copy is graded Good, which, in the staunchly honest dialect of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover is sound and presentable, with some light rubbing or minor edge wear—the publishing equivalent of a hard hat with a few scuffs: clearly been on site, nowhere near retirement. The spine is intact and upright, possibly with a hint of creasing; think seasoned resident engineer, not fresh graduate. The pages are all present, firmly bound and agreeably aged to that warm “old technical library” cream. A faint pencil tick or note here and there may mark spots where a previous reader muttered, “yes, we had exactly that problem in Malaya.” No catastrophic damp damage, no pages falling out like failed gabion baskets—just honest, age-appropriate wear on a solid, working copy. Not pristine, not coffee-table chic—but let’s be honest, this was never meant to be decor. It was meant to be used by people who regarded landslides as a professional nuisance, not a documentary. Perfect for: Civil engineers with a soft spot for the days when men in short-sleeved shirts and ties conquered swamps with slide rules. Infrastructure history nerds interested in how the profession thought about “overseas” problems before globalisation and climate reports made everything even more complicated. Librarians of technical nostalgia, collecting proceedings from the era when conferences produced books, not USB sticks. Anyone who finds the phrase “unexpected differential settlement” unintentionally funny. Conference on Civil Engineering Problems Overseas (1962) is a charmingly sober relic from a world where the answer to most questions was: “We’ll design our way out of it”—or at least write a paper about why we didn’t. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our rivers are unruly, our slopes are questionable, and our “Good” condition means the only things that have failed are a few retaining walls in Chapter 3. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5159/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/conference-on-civil-engineering-problems-overseas-dec-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Institution of Civil Engineers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5158 Frontiers of Astronomy by Fred Hoyle Frontiers of Astronomy (1961) Fred Hoyle – Mercury Books ISBN: none (issued when galaxies, not barcodes, were the big mystery) Condition: Good Vendor: Crappy Old Books Before the age of glossy space documentaries and CGI black holes, there was Fred Hoyle: professional contrarian, serious cosmologist, and the man who helped explain how stars make elements while muttering darkly about the Big Bang. Frontiers of Astronomy is Hoyle in full flight: a grand tour of the universe as understood around 1961, when quasars were suspicious, galaxies were still arguing about their distances, and cosmology was basically a high-level academic bar fight with differential equations. Inside these satisfyingly vintage pages you’ll find: Stars being taken very seriously indeed: how they form, burn, wobble, explode and generally turn hydrogen into everything in your body and most of your bookshelf. Galaxies as enormous, argumentative families of stars, spinning around like they’re late for something, with Hoyle calmly explaining how we figured out they exist at all. A tour through nebulae, interstellar gas, radiation and cosmic rays, back when we were still working out if the universe was trying to kill us politely or enthusiastically. Cosmological models explained in proper grown-up prose, including Hoyle’s beloved Steady State universe—a cosmos with no beginning, no end, and a strong dislike of the phrase “Big Bang” (which, of course, he invented as an insult). That delightful mid-century confidence that if you throw enough maths and telescopes at the sky, it will eventually give up all its secrets and stop being awkward. This isn’t pop-science fluff. This is the real deal: lucid, rigorous explanation aimed at the serious lay reader who doesn’t faint at the phrase “nuclear processes in stellar interiors.” Our copy is graded Good, which in the unvarnished idiom of Crappy Old Books means: The cover is solid and presentable, with some light rubbing, minor edge wear, or the odd small crease—exactly what you’d expect from a paperback that has orbited a few bookshelves over the last sixty-odd years. The spine is sound, likely creased in a dignified way that says “someone actually read me” rather than “I’ve been posing untouched since the Kennedy administration.” The pages are all present, firmly bound and entirely legible, with that lovely warm, ivory tone that only time and decent paper can produce. A tiny smudge or faint pencil tick here or there may betray a previous owner who actually did the exercises at the end of the chapter (or at least pretended to). No catastrophic foxing storms, no loose signatures, no tea-tsunami across the Crab Nebula chapter. Just honest, age-appropriate wear for a working, thinking copy. Not mint, not “mint-condition-space-museum,” but exactly right for actually learning things about stars without worrying about fingerprints. Perfect for: Astronomy nerds who want to see how the cosmos looked to one of the 20th century’s sharpest astrophysicists before later discoveries rewrote the script. History-of-science buffs who enjoy reading old theories with affectionate hindsight (“ah yes, when we thought that still worked…”). Readers who like their science writing dense, clear and slightly opinionated, rather than sprinkled with “10 Amazing Space Facts!!”. Anyone who finds it comforting that the universe used to be even more confusing, and very clever people argued about it in print. Frontiers of Astronomy is a time capsule from the age when cosmology was still figuring out whether the universe had a beginning, an end, or just a lot of personality—and Fred Hoyle was right in the middle of the argument. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our horizons are expanding, our paperbacks are honestly worn, and our “Good” condition means the only thing that’s truly ancient here is the starlight Hoyle’s talking about. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5158/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frontiers-of-astronomy-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mercury Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5157 Britain at War - The Army - From April 1942 to June 1943 by EW Sheppard Britain at War – The Army: From April 1942 to June 1943 (c.1950) E. W. Sheppard – Hutchinson & Co ISBN: none (issued in the age of troop movements, not barcodes) Condition: Fair (in the “seen some action but still marches fine” sense) Vendor: Crappy Old Books Welcome to the middle years of the Second World War, when Britain’s Army was busy doing absolutely everything, everywhere, with not nearly enough sleep and far too much mud. Britain at War – The Army: From April 1942 to June 1943 is E. W. Sheppard’s contemporary-style account of that crucial stretch where the British Army goes from “hanging on grimly” to “actually turning things around” – the long, nerve-fraying pivot between disaster and victory. Inside these stiff-upper-lip pages you’ll find: The Army in North Africa, trading blows with the Afrika Korps, discovering that sand is just water’s evil cousin and that tanks really don’t like either. The slow, grinding shift from retreat to offensive, as the British Tommy learns to push back instead of just dig in and pray for the Navy. Commanders with maps, plans and very strong opinions about where everyone should be by dawn—and men at the sharp end discovering the enemy has different views. The build-up to the next big moves: preparations, reorganisations, and the sort of logistical chaos that involves moving thousands of men, guns and cups of tea to the right place at roughly the right time. That unmistakable 1950-ish narrative tone: measured, patriotic, informative and occasionally discreet about just how messy it all really was. It’s part history, part time capsule: an account written close enough to the war that everyone still remembers the blackout, but far enough afterwards to pretend it was all a bit more organised than it felt at the time. Now, the condition—officially graded Fair, which in the frank tongue of Crappy Old Books translates to: “Structurally sound, cosmetically a bit battle-worn.” More specifically: The rear cover has some abrasion, as though it has spent time sliding in and out of bookcases, kitbags or the odd damp cupboard. Nothing dramatic, just scuffed enough to look like it’s seen a campaign. There’s a bit of bubbling to the cover material, the literary equivalent of a uniform that’s been out in the weather a touch longer than planned. It doesn’t affect the reading, only the glamour shots. The binding and text block are all good – pages firmly in formation, spine holding the line, no desertion in the ranks. Internally, it’s much closer to “Good” than “Oh dear.” The pages themselves are solid, legible and ready for service, with the usual gentle ageing you’d expect from a veteran of the early post-war publishing front. Not parade-perfect, not collector-mint – but absolutely fit for duty as a reading copy. Perfect for: WWII buffs who enjoy accounts written when the memories were still fresh and the phrase “the recent war” meant this one. Armchair generals who’d like to trace the turning of the tide between gazing nervously at the map and finally pushing the enemy back. Students and teachers needing a flavour of how Britain presented its own war story to the first post-war generation. Anyone who enjoys the quiet satisfaction of a slightly scruffy war book that looks like it’s already done a couple of tours. Britain at War – The Army: From April 1942 to June 1943 is a solid, unshowy slice of wartime and just-post-war military history: no flashy revisionism, just the Army, month by month, slogging its way from survival towards something that finally looks like hope. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our covers are a bit scuffed, our spines are still standing, and our “Fair” condition means the book has seen some action—but then, so has the subject. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5157/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/britain-at-war-the-army-dec-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5155 Rise of Christianity in Northern Europe 300-1000 by Carole M Cusack Rise of Christianity in Northern Europe 300–1000 (1999) Carole M. Cusack – Cassell ISBN: 9780304707355 Condition: Good Vendor: Crappy Old Books This is the story of how Northern Europe went from “We worship thunder and hit things with axes” to “We build churches and hit things with theology” over the course of seven centuries. In Rise of Christianity in Northern Europe 300–1000, Carole M. Cusack calmly unpicks one of history’s biggest religious rebrandings: the long, messy, often awkward process by which late antique and early medieval pagans found themselves gradually, and sometimes reluctantly, becoming Christians. Spoiler: it was not just a case of one sermon and everyone saying, “Fair enough, where’s the font?” Inside these satisfyingly serious pages you’ll find: Romans, Franks, Anglo-Saxons, Irish, Vikings and assorted neighbours all doing their best to combine politics, power and piety without dropping anything important. Missionaries of various temperaments, from the gently persuasive to the “I have a king behind me and he’s very keen on baptisms” school of evangelism. Kings who twigged that Christianity makes a great tool for centralising authority, standardising behaviour and generally discouraging overly freestyle sacrifices in the sacred grove. A tour of how churches, monasteries and bishoprics spread across landscapes previously best known for longhouses, bog offerings and heroic poetry about people dying stubbornly. The slow, fascinating shift in worldviews: gods replaced by God; oaths now taken on relics rather than swords; and feasts gaining more fasting days than anyone strictly asked for. Cusack doesn’t do Hollywood drama; she does clear, careful, slightly ruthless explanation, which is much more useful. This is proper academic history: evidence, nuance, and a healthy reluctance to pretend everyone woke up one morning and said, “You know what, Odin had a good run, let’s try something new.” Our copy is graded Good, which, in the stubbornly honest house style of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover is presentable and intact, with some light rubbing or edge wear – think “respectable parish church that’s seen a few centuries of weather,” not “burned monastery.” The spine is sound and readable, maybe with a hint of creasing to show that someone actually opened the book and wrestled with the early medieval footnotes. The pages are all there, firmly bound, and gently aged to a pleasant scholarly cream. You might spot the odd faint mark or tiny corner crease: the pale fingerprints of a previous owner who possibly muttered “oh, that’s why the cult site is under the church” at 2 a.m. No catastrophic coffee baptisms, no waterfalls of ink, no loose gatherings – just the kind of honest wear that says, “I have been used for my intended purpose: reading, not Instagram.” Not pristine, not relic-grade, but perfectly serviceable for study, sermon prep or smug pub chat. Perfect for: History and theology nerds who want more than “pagans bad, Christians good” (or vice versa) and prefer actual analysis over memes. Medievalists and reenactors who like to know what was really going on behind the scenes of that “pagan vs Christian” costume drama. Students needing a solid, sensible overview that won’t collapse when prodded with an essay question. Anyone who has stood in a Northern European village, looked at a church plonked on a hill, and thought, “All right, what used to be here?” Rise of Christianity in Northern Europe 300–1000 is a careful, clever guide to how an entire region changed its gods, rewrote its stories and rearranged its power structures—at walking speed, over centuries. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our saints are footnoted, our pagans are complicated, and our condition grades are as straightforward as a bishop with an agenda. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5155/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rise-of-christianity-in-northern-europe-300-1000-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell 9780304707355 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5154 The Story of America in Pictures by Claude G Bowers The Story of America in Pictures (1935) Claude G. Bowers – The Literary Guild ISBN: none (published in the age of index cards, not ISBNs) Condition: Good Vendor: Crappy Old Books Here it is: America, as explained by 1935, in one hefty volume of photographs and confident captions. The Story of America in Pictures is Claude G. Bowers’ grand tour through the first few centuries of the United States, told in that uniquely early-20th-century style where every picture is historic, every Founding Father is noble, and nobody has yet invented the phrase “problematic narrative.” Inside these venerable pages you’ll find: A parade of presidents, generals, pioneers and statesmen, all standing very still because early photography didn’t approve of fidgeting. Crowded street scenes, battlefields, log cabins, mansions and monuments, all carefully selected to tell you a story of progress, destiny and impressive hats. Stirring images of the Revolution, the Civil War, westward expansion and industrialisation, accompanied by captions that say “This is important” in a brisk, 1930s schoolteacher tone. Zero hashtags, no ironic filters, and not a selfie in sight – just earnest, monochrome certainty that this is what history looks like. A patriotic through-line that gently suggests America is a plucky, ever-improving project, with the occasional artillery piece for emphasis. It’s part photo album, part civics lesson, part time capsule from the era when you could sum up a nation’s history with a firm jawline and a good printing press. Our copy is graded Good, which, in the frank and fearless language of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover/boards are solid and presentable, showing the light scuffs, rubs and corner bumps you’d expect from nearly ninety years of being moved, shelved, unshelved and occasionally used to settle arguments about who that president was. The spine is holding firm, perhaps a little softened by time but in no danger of seceding from the Union. Titles still readable, no catastrophic splits—just honest shelf wear. The pages are all present, securely attached, and nicely aged to a warm, archival cream, the kind of paper tone that makes you feel scholarly simply for turning it. There may be the odd small mark, faint smudge or pencilled name, evidence that a previous owner took “The Story of America” personally. No major tears, no ocean of foxing, no signs of it having been used as a coaster during the Eisenhower administration—just straightforward old-book charm. Not “as new” (it’s older than most democracies), but absolutely trustworthy—like a seasoned history teacher with slightly dated slides. Perfect for: History buffs who enjoy seeing how America told its own story before later historians arrived with footnotes, nuance and existential doubt. Photograph enthusiasts who like early press and archive images printed big and bold, without Instagram pretending it discovered sepia. Teachers, students and trivia hoarders who appreciate a one-volume crash course in “how we used to explain all this.” Anyone who enjoys the subtle thrill of reading 1930s patriotic commentary with 21st-century eyebrows. The Story of America in Pictures is both a celebration and an artifact: a beautifully earnest attempt to capture a nation’s soul in snapshots, long before “content” was a thing. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our stock is slightly worn, our grading is honest, and our photographic histories come with just the right amount of unintentional retro commentary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5154/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-america-in-pictures-dec-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Literary Guild no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5152 Twenty-Five Years of London Transport 1949-1974 by Kevin McCormack Twenty-Five Years of London Transport 1949–1974 (2014) Kevin McCormack – Ian Allan ISBN: 9780711036994 Condition: Fine (so sharp it probably still smells of diesel nostalgia) Vendor: Crappy Old Books This is the story of London Transport during its “proper buses, proper uniforms, proper chaos” years – from the post-war tidy-up to the mid-70s “oh dear, everything’s getting complicated” era. In Twenty-Five Years of London Transport 1949–1974, Kevin McCormack takes you on a photographic and anecdotal wander through a quarter-century when: RTs, RFs and, eventually, Routemasters ruled the roads. Trolleybuses gracefully bowed out while the diesel brigade rolled in and refused to leave. Bus crews wore caps, carried ticket machines, and occasionally looked as if they’d seen things no inspector would believe. Trams disappeared, new ideas arrived, and London stumbled, experimented and reorganised itself repeatedly, all while still trying to get you home for your tea. Inside this lovingly assembled volume you’ll find: Page after page of vintage photographs: terminuses in the drizzle, depots at rest, packed rush-hour scenes, and the odd, gloriously random shot of a bus parked somewhere it probably shouldn’t be. A guided tour through changing liveries, destinations, route numbers and vehicle types, as the network modernised, rationalised and occasionally bodged. Glimpses of long-lost street scenes: shopfronts, fashions, signage and pedestrians looking faintly puzzled by the camera. A gentle, informed commentary that says, “Yes, this looked better,” without shouting about it on the internet. Think of it as a time machine for transport nerds: no flux capacitor, just a lot of RTs, RMs, garages and traffic scenes that make you strangely emotional about pre-Health & Safety platform riding. Now, the condition: this copy is graded Fine, which, in the refreshingly blunt language of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover is clean, sharp and extremely presentable – no mysterious gouges, no ring-marks from mugs, no “I dropped it once getting off the 73” injuries. The spine is straight and uncreased, suggesting this book has been treated with almost suspicious respect. It may have been opened carefully; it has certainly not been flattened savagely on a scanner. The pages are crisp, bright and securely bound – no loose leaves, no annotations, no evidence that anyone tried to redesign the bus network in biro on the endpapers. If there is any wear at all, it’s so minor you’ll probably miss it while being distracted by a 1950s street scene featuring three buses, two prams and a Morris Minor. In short: this is the “ex-works” example of a London transport history book – lovingly preserved, barely aged, and ready for a dedicated spot on your shelf. Perfect for: Bus and train enthusiasts who can identify locations from the lampposts alone. London nostalgists who think the city looked best when everything was painted in variants of red, cream and grime. Transport historians and modellers seeking visual reference for “that exact corner in 1963”. Anyone who just enjoys flipping through old photos of London and thinking, “Why did we ever get rid of that?” Twenty-Five Years of London Transport 1949–1974 is a beautifully produced ramble through a golden age that didn’t know it was golden at the time—it was just trying to keep the buses running and the public vaguely punctual. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our interest in London Transport is at least as enduring as a Routemaster chassis, and our grading is as honest as a conductor’s “no more room upstairs, love.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5152/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/twenty-five-years-of-london-transport-1949-1974-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allan 9780711036994 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5149 Architects Working Details - Foreign Examples - 6 by DACA Boyne Architects’ Working Details – Foreign Examples – 6 (1959) D. A. C. A. Boyne – The Architectural Press ISBN: none (real architects don’t need barcodes, they have drawing numbers) Condition: Good Vendor: Crappy Old Books Behold: the glamorous, jet-setting side of construction detailing. Architects’ Working Details – Foreign Examples – 6 is what happens when 1950s British architects look up from their brick cavity walls, squint across the Channel and say, “Hang on, what are they doing with their lintels?” This is not a coffee-table book of swoony façades and lifestyle photography. This is the hard stuff: sections, details, junctions, and notes in tiny, disciplined lettering. It’s a curated album of how other countries were solving the eternal questions of: “How do we keep the rain out?” “How do we hold this up without it falling down?” “Can we do it with more confidence and less timber?” Inside these staunchly monochrome pages you’ll find: Foreign details – the phrase alone suggesting a world of exotic gutters and cosmopolitan expansion joints. Plans, sections and elevations of real buildings, carefully sliced open so you can admire how other nations handle stairs, roofs, glazing, balconies and structural contortions. That beloved mid-century trifecta: thin lines, precise hatching and absolutely no Photoshop, just pure draughtsmanship, ink and anxiety. Notes and captions that assume you already know your way around a detail drawing and are merely here for fresh ways to handle a parapet upstand. A gentle, underlying suggestion that the Continent might, just possibly, be doing a few things better. It’s like a travel guide for architects where the sightseeing consists entirely of junctions blown up to 1:5. Our copy is graded Good, which in Crappy Old Books terminology means: The cover/boards are solid and functional, perhaps a little rubbed at the corners, like a well-used drawing board that’s seen one too many tracing pins. The spine is sound and upright, possibly with a touch of shelf wear, but absolutely in line with the Building Regulations on structural integrity. The pages are all present and firmly bound, aged to a soft, creamy “old drawing office” tone that pairs nicely with the smell of tracing paper and stale coffee. A faint smudge here, a tiny pencil tick there – evidence some previous architect actually mined this for ideas instead of just waving it around in meetings. No catastrophic coffee spills, no major tears; just honest, professional wear, as if this book has spent its working life being opened flat on a desk next to a parallel motion and a pile of sharpened 2H pencils. Not pristine, not “as new” – more like a reliable senior technician: experienced, slightly scuffed, knows exactly how that roof junction should go. Perfect for: Architects and students who secretly enjoy details more than concept sketches and are not ashamed to admit it. Heritage modernists who think the pinnacle of civilisation was the 1950s drawing office and would like to see how they did things in Switzerland. Or Sweden. Or anywhere that wasn’t Croydon. Design nerds who collect old technical books and call it “research”. Anyone tired of architecture books that talk about “space and light” but never show you how the balcony is actually fixed to the slab. Architects’ Working Details – Foreign Examples – 6 is a love letter to the unsung heroes of architecture: the little lines where everything meets and nothing leaks (in theory). Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our foundations are solid, our grading is honest, and we firmly believe that beauty is in the eye of whoever can read a 1:10 section without crying. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5149/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/architects-working-details-6-dec-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Architectural Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5145 The Schlumpf Obsession - Inside a Legendary Treasure House by Denis Jenkinson and Peter Verstappen The Schlumpf Obsession – Inside a Legendary Treasure House (1977) Denis Jenkinson & Peter Verstappen – Hamlyn ISBN: 06003822753 (because even the ISBN got carried away) Condition: Good Vendor: Crappy Old Books Welcome to one of the greatest automotive “wait, they collected how many?” stories ever told. The Schlumpf Obsession peels back the doors (carefully, in case they’re from a Type 35) on the bizarre, glorious saga of the Schlumpf brothers and their hoard of classic cars – most famously enough Bugattis to make the rest of Europe’s collectors sit down and have a small, envious cry. This isn’t just a book about cars; it’s a book about what happens when two industrialists with money, secrecy and very few brakes on their enthusiasm decide to build their own private motoring Versailles. Inside this very 1977 Hamlyn hardback you’ll find: The story of Fritz and Hans Schlumpf, mild-mannered textile magnates by day, utterly unhinged Bugatti hunters by night. Tales of cars rescued, hoovered up, spirited away and occasionally bought out from under the noses of other collectors, who remain slightly bitter to this day. A guided tour of the fabled Mulhouse warehouse, where row upon row of immaculately lined-up cars sit under polite museum lighting like very expensive, very French toy soldiers. Denis Jenkinson’s and Peter Verstappen’s gleeful mix of reportage, gossip and wide-eyed “can-you-believe-this-place” commentary, plus period photography bursting with chrome, coachwork and questionable 1970s trousers. This is the book for anyone who has ever thought, “I may have too many hobbies,” and then realised that, comparatively, they are a model of restraint. Our copy is graded Good, which at Crappy Old Books means: The dust jacket (if still present) has a few scuffs, rubs or tiny tears – the bibliographic equivalent of stone chips on a long-loved bonnet. Nothing structural, just evidence it’s been taken off the shelf more than once to show someone the Bugatti spread with reverent swearing. The boards are solid, square and perfectly serviceable, like a well-maintained chassis that’s seen a few spirited drives. The pages are all present, properly attached, and pleasantly toned to that soft, creamy shade that says “seventies art book” rather than “forgotten workshop manual.” You might find the odd handling mark or faint thumbprint, possibly from someone leafing through in a garage while promising themselves that one day, one day, they’ll own something with wire wheels. No catastrophic faults, no tragic coffee-dunking incidents – just honest, age-appropriate wear, like a grand tourer with a full service history. Not “concours condition,” then, but absolutely Good – which, in the real world, is what you actually want if you’re planning to read the thing rather than encase it in Perspex. Perfect for: Car enthusiasts, especially those fond of Bugatti, who want to know why half the great pre-war machinery in Europe ended up in one building. Hoarders-in-training who need moral support from people who turned “collecting” into a full-contact sport. Fans of industrial drama, as the Schlumpf saga eventually takes in strikes, scandal and the small matter of the French state acquiring a car collection. Anyone who just enjoys the sheer, unashamed excess of a “treasure house” filled with beautifully useless objects that make loud noises and go very fast. The Schlumpf Obsession – Inside a Legendary Treasure House is part museum guide, part detective story, part cautionary tale about what happens when passion never meets moderation. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our shelves may not hold 100 Bugattis, but they do contain a dangerous number of books about people who thought that was a perfectly reasonable life choice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5145/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-schlumpf-obsession-dec-2025.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn no GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-5142 An Englishmans Home by JHB Peel An Englishman’s Home (1972) J. H. B. Peel – Cassell ISBN: 0304290351 Condition: Good (in that “lived-in but house-proud” way) Vendor: Crappy Old Books Here we have An Englishman’s Home, a quietly passionate love letter to that most sacred of British institutions: the house you live in, complain about, tinker with, and secretly believe is morally superior to everyone else’s. J. H. B. Peel takes you on a gentle ramble through the national obsession with property, privacy, front gardens and the reassuring knowledge that one’s neighbours are, at all times, being slightly judged. This is 1970s England, when people still said “lounge” without irony, the avocado bathroom suite was just beginning its reign of terror, and central heating was something you talked about in hushed, aspirational tones. Inside these slightly mellowed pages you’ll find: Musings on the Englishman’s eternal quest for a little place of his own, preferably with a hedge tall enough to conceal both his insecurities and his compost heap. Reflections on suburbia, villages, and small towns, each convinced it is the last sane corner of the country. Thoughts on house pride, garden glory and the strange conviction that a man armed with a Black & Decker drill and some raw determination can improve any property, or at least creatively damage it. A portrait of the home as fortress, refuge and theatre: the place where English emotional life happens mostly in the kitchen, under the guise of offering someone a cup of tea. This copy is graded Good, which at Crappy Old Books translates roughly as: The dust jacket (if present) has that gently rumpled look, as if it has served many years protecting the book from both sunlight and the occasional careless biscuit. The boards and pages are sound, showing the sort of light wear that says “I have been read, not worshipped.” There may be a touch of age-tanning, the literary equivalent of a respectable sunburn acquired honestly in a deckchair. You might spot the odd scuff, crease or tiny annotation, evidence that previous owners engaged with the book rather than storing it in a humidity-controlled panic room. It is not a pristine museum relic; it is more like a comfortable semi-detached: structurally solid, cosmetically lived-in, and quietly hoping you’ll appreciate its character rather than complain about the carpet. Perfect for: Anglophiles who suspect that British identity is 40% weather, 40% housing, and 20% queueing in DIY shops. Readers who like their social history with a dry smile and a well-trimmed hedge. Anyone who has ever stood in their living room, looked around, and said, “It’s not much, but it’s home,” with equal parts pride and apology. Landlords, tenants, and serial movers who want to see how the national madness about “property” looked before Rightmove and reality TV got involved. An Englishman’s Home is an affectionate snapshot of a country that believes virtue lives in semi-detached respectability and that one’s soul can be measured, more or less, in square footage and shed size. Available from Crappy Old Books, where our stock is sturdy, our grading is honest, and we fully endorse the belief that there’s no place like home—especially if it has room for another bookcase. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5142/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-englishmans-home-dec-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell 9780304290352 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5141 A Passage to India by EM Forster A Passage to India (1943) E. M. Forster – Penguin Books ISBN: gloriously absent (pre-ISBN chic) Condition: Good Vendor: Crappy Old Books Here it is: E. M. Forster’s A Passage to India, the novel that politely dismantles the British Empire using awkward tea parties, agitated cave excursions and one extremely unfortunate day trip. Set in the waning years of the Raj, Forster’s story follows a collection of British officials and Indian locals who all have the same dream: that everyone will just get along if they’re terribly reasonable. Instead, they discover that colonialism, like the Indian climate, does not respond well to wishful thinking and delicate linen suits. There are questions of friendship, race, class, God, and – most dangerous of all – whether it is ever wise to say, “Let’s all go sightseeing together, what could possibly go wrong?” Within these ageing but still sprightly Penguin pages you will find: The legendary Marabar Caves, which function as both tourist attraction and existential crisis generator. The unforgettable Mrs Moore, who is just trying to have a nice spiritual moment and ends up with metaphysical tinnitus. Dr Aziz, the charming and tragic centre of the whole mess, who really only wanted to be hospitable, not historically significant. A full supporting cast of well-meaning liberals, pompous racists and baffled bystanders, each convinced they understand India while clearly not understanding even the seating plan. This 1943 Penguin edition arrives from the age of ration books and serious paperbacks, when covers were simple, spines were narrow and everyone read literature on the bus while trying not to think about air raids. The famous Penguin tri-band design is present and correct, wearing its years with the kind of slightly scuffed dignity you’d expect from a book that has probably survived multiple house moves, at least one damp British cupboard, and possibly a degree in English Literature. Graded Good, which in Crappy Old Books parlance means: The cover is still doing its job and hasn’t yet decided to defect. The pages are all present, legible, and delicately tanned to that sought-after “vintage tea-stain” hue. There may be the odd crease, nick or mysterious faint mark, evidence that previous owners actually read the thing instead of displaying it for Instagram. The binding remains perfectly capable of holding together long enough to deliver postcolonial angst to yet another reader. This is not a pristine, shrink-wrapped collectible; it’s a lived-in companion, the kind of book that looks absolutely right next to a chipped mug and a cluttered bedside table. Think “respectable intellectual with stories to tell” rather than “mint museum specimen.” Perfect for: Readers who want to experience Forster’s masterpiece in a format that feels historically appropriate (slightly worn wartime paperback > glossy reprint). People who like their classics with a side of political discomfort and finely observed snark. Students who would prefer an actual copy to highlight instead of pretending they read the PDF. Anyone who’s ever tried to organise a “nice inclusive event” and watched it turn into a diplomatic incident. A Passage to India remains one of the sharpest, most quietly devastating books about empire ever written, and this 1943 Penguin carries that brilliance with the comfortable, slightly battered charm of a veteran. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where the titles are great, the condition is honest, and the only empire we believe in is one made out of wobbly stacks of paperbacks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5141/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-passage-to-india-dec-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5140 The Sunday School and its Relations by Marcus Dodds The Sunday School and its Relations (1896) Marcus Dodds – The Sunday School Union ISBN: heroically non-existent Condition: Fine (borderline time-travelling) Vendor: Crappy Old Books Behold a miraculous survivor from 1896: a book about Sunday schools that somehow looks like it’s been hiding in a climate-controlled ark, waiting patiently for the 21st century to arrive and feel slightly guilty. Marcus Dodds’ The Sunday School and its Relations is exactly what the title promises: a thorough, Victorian exploration of what Sunday schools are, what they should be, whom they belong to, whom they answer to, and – very politely – how everyone else is doing it wrong. Dodds inspects the spiritual, social, educational and ecclesiastical “relations” of the Sunday school with the sort of earnest seriousness usually reserved for international treaties and misplaced umbrellas. Inside you will encounter: Chapters that treat punctuality and hymn-singing as matters of high strategic importance. Detailed reflections on how to shepherd small, restless humans toward godliness armed only with a Bible, a blackboard and unshakable moral certainty. The thrilling question of whether the Sunday school belongs more to the Church, the home, or that most formidable institution of all: the superintendent. An almost touching confidence that if you just organise the children properly, the world will follow. And now, the condition, which is frankly ridiculous. This copy is officially graded Fine, but let’s be honest: for a book printed in 1896, it’s flirting shamelessly with As New. The cloth is crisp, the pages are clean, the spine is unnervingly upright – as if the book has spent 128 years standing at attention, waiting for roll call. There is, however, one tiny human fingerprint on history: Someone has signed their name on the front page. It is not Marcus Dodds (sorry, autograph hunters). It appears to have been done with a biro, which is technically an anachronism since biros didn’t exist in 1896. This means either: The book gained an owner sometime in the mid-20th century, or We are dealing with a time-travelling Sunday school teacher who packs a ballpoint and a strong eschatology. Either way, it’s the only real flaw in a copy that otherwise looks like it’s just arrived fresh from The Sunday School Union, pausing briefly to wonder what on earth TikTok is. Perfect for: Historians of religious education who enjoy their sources crisp and barely touched. Fans of Victorian moral earnestness, best consumed with a faint sense of irony and a cup of tea. Book collectors who like to own something older than everyone at the dinner table’s great-grandparents, yet in better physical condition than most recent paperbacks. Anyone who has ever worked with children in a church context and wants to read how it was meant to be done before glitter glue, safeguarding forms and dietary requirements were invented. In short: The Sunday School and its Relations is an almost absurdly well-preserved manual from a world where Sunday school was a cultural cornerstone and “relations” meant theology, not Facebook status. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our stock may be old, our name may be honest, and our condition grades are occasionally incredulous. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5140/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sunday-school-and-its-relations-dec-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sunday School Union no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5139 A History of British Foreign Policy by Ian C Hannah A History of British Foreign Policy (1938) Ian C. Hannah – Nicholson & Watson ISBN: blissfully pre-ISBN Condition: Good (in the stoic, stiff-upper-lip sense) Vendor: Crappy Old Books Step right up for a guided tour of Britain’s foreign policy… as explained in 1938, when everyone was still insisting things might somehow work out. In this stout little volume Ian C. Hannah surveys centuries of imperial eyebrow-raising, treaty-signing and strategic tea-drinking, all from the vantage point of that charmingly awkward moment just before the world fell to pieces. Written on the very brink of the Second World War, it’s an unintentionally tense read: every calm, confident sentence feels like someone saying, “What’s the worst that could happen?” in the first ten minutes of a disaster film. Inside you’ll find: Great Power diplomacy conducted at a walking pace, preferably in morning dress. Earnest discussions of “the balance of power” by a nation busily juggling lit torches in a gunpowder shed. Cheerful references to empires and protectorates which have since taken the hint and left the party. That special pre-war optimism in which “negotiation” meant “have we tried sending another memo?” This Good copy is exactly the sort of book you’d expect from a place called Crappy Old Books: the boards are doing their duty, the pages are all present and accounted for, and any minor scuffs, bumps or foxing simply add to the authentic “found in a retired civil servant’s study” aesthetic. It looks like it has been read carefully, put back on the shelf, and occasionally consulted when someone needed to win an argument about Palmerston. Perfect for: Anyone who thinks British foreign policy is confusing now and would like proof that this is, in fact, a proud tradition. History nerds who enjoy shouting “Oh no, don’t do that” at books. Writers, students and doom-scrolling realists who want to see how a well-meaning 1938 author framed the world just before it changed for good. “A History of British Foreign Policy” is not just a history book; it’s a time capsule from the last calm sip of tea before the storm. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books, where our motto might as well be: “We sell the past, slightly worn but structurally sound – much like British foreign policy itself.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5139/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-british-foreign-policy-dec-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nicholson and Watson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5138 Sound of Living Waters - Songs of Renewal by Betty Pulkingham and Jeanne Harper Sound of Living Waters – Songs of Renewal (1974) Betty Pulkingham & Jeanne Harper Hodder and Stoughton ISBN: 0340188936 Condition: Good, as piously thumbed and hymnbook-worn by Crappy Old Books. Back in the 1970s, before worship bands had smoke machines, click tracks, and Instagram reels, there were songbooks like Sound of Living Waters – Songs of Renewal. This is from that golden age when “contemporary worship” meant: guitars were slightly suspicious, overhead projectors were the height of multimedia, and someone with an acoustic twelve-string was about to radically modernise the 8:30 service. Compiled by Betty Pulkingham and Jeanne Harper, this book is a kind of early charismatic worship starter-pack: scripture, folk-ish melodies, much Holy Spirit, zero lasers. What’s inside (besides sincere 1970s Christian optimism) Open this gently aged volume and you’ll find: Songs of ‘renewal’ that feel charmingly retro-fresh Think scripture choruses, simple refrains, tunes you can actually sing without a five-octave range or in-ear monitors. Perfect for house groups, small congregations, or the sort of gathering where “someone brought a guitar” is both promise and threat. Music for the “new move of the Spirit” era That moment in church history when people started raising their hands, singing in keys that didn’t come out of Victorian hymnals, and occasionally smiling during worship. These are the songs that helped nudge things along. Straightforward arrangements the average mortal can handle You do not need a conservatoire education. You need: One keyboard or guitar Three chords (maybe four if you’re really going for it) A willingness to start everyone in a key where the altos don’t mutiny. Lyrics that are theologically earnest and blissfully un-ironic No cryptic metaphors. No “I’m not sure if this is about God or a breakup.” Just Bible-infused, straight-to-the-point adoration, repentance, and joy—with a faint fragrance of 1970s haircut. It’s the soundtrack to a time when people said “renewal” and meant fewer robes and more guitars. About the condition (Good, like a well-loved chorus) This copy is graded Good, which in the carefully nuanced language of Crappy Old Books means: The cover is clean and intact, perhaps with a little edge wear—picture a songbook that’s been in and out of a church music cupboard, not dropped from a choir loft. The spine is solid, showing some signs of being opened flat on a music stand next to a cup of instant coffee, but not cracked in a way that suggests liturgical violence. The pages are all present, firmly attached, and pleasantly toned with age, like an experienced chorister who knows exactly when to come in. You may or may not find the faint imprint of old paperclips or a gentle wave in places where someone balanced it on a slightly damp piano. That’s patina, not damage. Bonus features you might (secretly) hope for While not guaranteed, any or all of the following may be present: Tiny pencil chords added above the staff Where some brave youth leader once thought, “Let’s try it on guitar this week.” Initials or dates in the margin Evidence of planning for festivals, retreats, or “that weekend away where Derek forgot the tambourine.” A favourite song naturally falling open The one that clearly got used every single week for three years straight and is probably still stuck in someone’s head today. These are not flaws. These are archaeological traces of worship past. Why you might actually want this (and not just ironically) You run a small church, house fellowship, or retro-leaning community and want simple, singable songs that don’t sound like rejected Eurovision entries. You collect liturgical and worship history, and this is firmly in the “charismatic awakening starter pack” category. You grew up with these songs and feel a tiny, embarrassing rush of nostalgia at the mere idea of them. You’re working on a project about worship, church renewal, or “how we ended up with six repeating choruses and a bridge” and want to see where some of it came from. Or maybe you just enjoy the sincerity of an era in which no one auto-tuned the congregation. Why “Good” is the perfect condition for this book A shiny, untouched copy of Sound of Living Waters would feel… wrong. This is a book that should look like it has: Sat on the top of an upright piano. Been passed from worship leader to worship leader. Travelled to at least one draughty church hall weekend conference. “Good” means: Still strong. Still serviceable. A few miles on the clock. Absolutely ready for another chorus. You can happily prop it open, balance it on a music stand, or drop it onto a coffee table mid-rehearsal without fear or reverence-induced paralysis. The sales pitch disguised as a gentle altar call to nostalgia Sound of Living Waters – Songs of Renewal is part songbook, part time machine. It hums with the energy of: early guitar mass https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5138/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sound-of-living-waters-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340188934 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5137 Hey Peanuts by Charles M Schulz Hey Peanuts (1978) – Charles M. Schulz Coronet Books ISBN: None – it predates the era of numbers pretending to own books Condition: Good, as gently thumbed and soul-softened by Crappy Old Books. This is Peanuts in paperback form: not the big glossy “collector’s edition” that lives untouched on a coffee table, but the proper kind – a slightly pocketable, clearly read, emotionally dangerous little volume called Hey Peanuts. Inside: Charlie Brown fails nobly, Snoopy freelances as a World War I flying ace / frustrated novelist, Lucy weaponises psychology, Linus clings to the world’s most overqualified security blanket, and Schroeder remains in a structured, long-term relationship with Beethoven. In other words: just another day in the greatest melancholy-comedy franchise ever drawn. What’s actually in here (besides existential dread and beagles) This 1978 Coronet paperback gathers classic Schulz strips from that glorious era when: Jokes were four panels long, The punchline was never “LOL so random,” And half the time you finished a strip and thought, “Wow. That’s uncomfortably close to my actual personality.” Expect: Charlie Brown vs. the Universe Flying kites into trees, missing footballs, losing baseball games, and still turning up. The man is a walking thesis on resilience and low expectations. Snoopy, chaotic neutral One moment lying on the doghouse roof doing nothing, the next moment flying missions against the Red Baron, writing terrible novels, or casually out-cool-ing every human in the strip. Lucy, providing unlicensed emotional damage Psychiatric help for 5¢, constant criticism, wildly unrequested advice, and the occasional flicker of vulnerability she’d deny in a court of law. Linus, philosopher in short trousers Quotable musings, theological tangents, deep anxieties, and that blanket – the only character with more emotional stability than the entire cast. Peppermint Patty, Marcie, and the rest of the squad School disasters, sporting misadventures, and the ongoing tragedy of absolutely nobody realising Charlie Brown is trying so hard. You laugh. You wince. You suddenly realise Schulz understood your internal monologue decades before you were born. About the condition (Good, like Charlie Brown’s intentions) This copy is graded Good, which in the sacred taxonomy of Crappy Old Books means: The cover is clean and intact, with maybe a soft crease or a touch of edge wear – the paperback equivalent of a slightly rumpled T-shirt, not a full structural failure. The spine is sound, possibly with gentle reading lines that say “someone took me on a train, to bed, and into the bathroom, and we’ve seen some things together.” The pages are all present, firmly attached, and pleasantly aged, with that mild, nostalgic paper tone that whispers, “I am older than some of your coworkers.” No loose pages. No catastrophic stains. Just honest, well-behaved vintage “Good”. Why you will “just flip through it” and then read the whole thing Because: Peanuts is deceptively deep. You start for the joke, stay for the spiritual crisis. Schulz manages to fold loneliness, hope, disappointment, friendship, insecurity, and tiny victories into a handful of lines and a few black squiggles of ink. It is still funnier and more emotionally accurate than most things posted to social media this decade. There is always at least one strip where you think, “Okay, how dare this tiny dog understand my life better than my therapist.” This isn’t nostalgia fluff. It’s emotional stealth art in cartoon form. Why a “Good” used copy is exactly how Peanuts should arrive Peanuts is not sterile. It’s lived-in. It belongs in a book that: Looks like it’s already survived rainy holidays, boring Sundays, and at least one childhood bedroom. Can be thrown in a bag, left open face-down, dropped on the sofa, and reread while you should be doing something “productive.” Feels like a thing you use, not a fragile object you occasionally dust. Any faint thumb marks or softened corners are basically archaeological evidence of previous small emotional epiphanies. The sales pitch disguised as a gentle emotional ambush Hey Peanuts does that dangerous little trick where: You laugh in panel three, You pause in panel four, And somewhere between two strips you realise you’ve just been gently confronted with your own coping strategies. It’s perfect for: Five-minute sanity breaks. Pretending you’re “just reading something light” while actually wrestling with the human condition. Leaving somewhere in your house where people will “idly pick it up” and then go oddly quiet for ten minutes. So here it is: Hey Peanuts (1978) by Charles M. Schulz, Coronet. Wry, tender, sharp, and still unfairly relatable. Condition: Good – structurally fine, emotionally devastating in a charming way. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books. Buy it. Read it. And next time you feel like a failure, remember: even https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5137/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hey-peanuts-dec-2025.jpg 0.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5136 The Pan Book of Party Games by Joseph Edmundson The Pan Book of Party Games (1963) – Joseph Edmundson Pan Books ISBN: None – this predates the barcode apocalypse Condition: Good, as cheerfully handled by Crappy Old Books. Once upon a time, before phones, Wi-Fi, and the phrase “let’s just stick Netflix on,” people amused themselves at gatherings using nothing but chairs, paper, their dignity, and a growing sense of social risk. That lost civilisation left behind artefacts. One of them is The Pan Book of Party Games. Joseph Edmundson’s little manual is a handbook for maximum chaos using minimum equipment. It’s crammed with wholesome activities specifically designed to make sober adults crawl on the floor, shout random words, and tie themselves in metaphorical knots while pretending they’re “just having fun.” What’s inside (besides controlled embarrassment) Open this 1963 wonder and you’ll find: Parlour games for people who own actual parlours Word games, guessing games, forfeits, and absurd little challenges guaranteed to trigger giggles, sulks, and at least one person who takes it far too seriously. Party games for mixed company Icebreakers for when the neighbours have come round, the sherry has been poured, and someone says the fatal words: “Why don’t we play something?” Games that require props you absolutely have Chairs, bits of paper, pencils, spoons, string, hats. Nothing that needs Bluetooth. Everything that needs a willingness to look ridiculous in front of others. Children’s games, but let’s be honest, adults will join in Think frantic running, shouting, and claiming “My shoe came off!” as a tactical manoeuvre. Clear, bossy instructions Edmundson lays it all out: number of players, preparation, how to score, and how to stop the whole thing descending into confused anarchy. (It will descend anyway, but at least you start with structure.) In short: it’s a manual for turning a quiet evening into something people will talk about later, either fondly or with therapy. About the condition (Good, unlike some of the ideas) This copy is Good, which, translated from Crappy Old Books language, means: The cover is bright and intact, with only light wear – the sort of gentle edge-rub you’d expect from being pulled off a shelf whenever someone said, “We really ought to do something this year other than watch the Queen’s Speech.” The spine is sound, perhaps with a faint reading crease or two, but in no danger of snapping like a guest attempting the more athletic games after trifle. The pages are all present, clean, and firmly attached, with that lovely soft ageing that says, “I survived several Christmases, three New Year’s Eves and one very strange church social.” No loose gatherings, no horrific stains, no pages glued together by 1960s party snacks. Just a solid, dignified little mischief manual. Why you weirdly need this in your life You’re bored of gatherings where everyone sits in a circle staring at separate screens, occasionally yelling, “The Wi-Fi’s gone again.” You secretly enjoy activities that cause light social peril: guessing games, ridiculous dares, and forfeits that involve singing in front of other humans. You throw dinner parties, family dos, or game nights and want to be able to say, “Right. Phones down. We’re doing a proper party game.” You’re a teacher, youth leader, or long-suffering host looking for low-tech chaos generators you can deploy without needing an app. And let’s be honest: there is a particular joy in announcing, “Tonight, we are playing something from 1963,” and watching people realise chair-based horror is incoming. Why a “Good” used copy is absolutely perfect This is not the kind of book that should look pristine. A slightly lived-in Pan Book of Party Games suggests: It has actually been used to torment friends and relatives in the wild. The suggestions inside have been field-tested on unsuspecting guests who thought they were just coming for a quiet evening. You don’t have to treat it tenderly. You can: Leave it open on the coffee table. Flip pages with sticky fingers (preferably just slightly sticky). Hand it to a child and say, “Pick a game. Any game.” Any soft corner or light crease is essentially a badge of honour: physical evidence of previous fun at someone’s expense. The sales pitch disguised as a party threat The Pan Book of Party Games is not here to be read in silence and shelved. It’s here to provoke sentences like: “Why am I blindfolded?” “Do I really have to crawl under the chairs again?” “Is there a non-humiliating option?” (Answer: not really.) It’s a compact time machine to an era when entertainment meant moving furniture, yelling instructions, and laughing until somebody fell over. So here it is: The Pan Book of Party Games (1963) by Joseph Edmundson. Cheerfully old-fashioned, surprisingly usable, potentially dangerous to one’s dignity. Condition: Good – structurally sound, socially hazardous. Proudly circulated https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5136/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pan-book-of-party-games-dec-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5135 On Aggression by Konrad Lorenz On Aggression (1968) – Konrad Lorenz University Paperback ISBN: None. The geese ate it. Condition: Good, as mildly pecked-at by Crappy Old Books. If you’ve ever watched two people argue online and thought, “Surely there’s some deeper biological explanation for this nonsense,” then On Aggression is the book that cheerfully replies: Yes. It’s all very animal, actually. Konrad Lorenz, Nobel Prize–winning animal-behaviour enthusiast and professional goose confidant, sets out here to explain why creatures—from cichlid fish to human beings in neckties—get so very enthusiastic about fighting. This is 1960s science, so expect equal parts insight, sweeping theory, and the occasional moment where you mutter, “…okay, calm down, Konrad.” What’s going on in here (other than squawking) Inside this sturdy little paperback you’ll find: Animal case studies Sticklebacks that attack anything red, cichlids defending territories, geese that imprint, dogs that posture, and various other creatures whose emotional range appears to go: calm → mildly annoyed → full-on war. A grand theory of instinctive aggression Lorenz suggests that aggression is not just a bug, but a feature: an instinct that builds up like water in a tank, looking for an outlet. Think of it as nature’s slightly risky pressure valve. Parallels to human behaviour Once he’s done with the geese and fish, he turns the spotlight on us: wars, crowds, nationalism, social structures—the whole “civilisation” project looked at through the lens of animals who have upgraded to uniforms and speeches. Moral alarm bells This isn’t all “isn’t nature interesting?” Lorenz also worries aloud about what happens when our instinctive aggression collides with modern tech, large populations, and the occasional nuclear warhead. You know, light reading. It’s part ethology, part essay, part “please stop inventing more efficient ways to kill each other.” About the condition (Good, unlike the state of the world) This copy is rated Good, which in Crappy Old Books dialect means: The cover is clean and intact, with only modest scuffing or a minor crease—more “field notes” than “survived a bar fight.” The spine is solid, with maybe a hint of reading lines: enough to say “someone made it past chapter three,” but not so many that it looks like it’s been through an actual conflict. The pages are all present, firmly attached, and nicely aged, with just a tint of intellectual patina. No coffee floods, no mysterious stains shaped like Rorschach tests of rage. In short: it looks exactly like the sort of book that’s been read thoughtfully, not hurled across the room in a fit of instinctive hostility. Why you might irrationally want this You’re curious about classic pop science: the kind written before everyone argued about it on Twitter for six months. You like books that treat humans as slightly overcomplicated animals, with the same instincts, just better stationery. You’re into psychology, sociology, biology, or just watching people lose their composure and thinking, “I bet a goose would do that too.” You have a guilty fondness for reading theories that are brilliant, influential, and also a bit dated, because that’s how intellectual history works. Yes, some of Lorenz’s ideas have been challenged, refined, or parked in the “interesting but hmm” section—but that actually makes this even more fun to read in 2025. Why a “Good” used copy is perfect for this kind of book Because: A slightly worn paperback about aggression feels appropriately field-tested. It’s clearly survived time in bags, on desks, and possibly next to a cage or two. You won’t feel guilty scribbling in the margins: “Yes,” “No,” “Maybe,” or “Konrad, buddy, we need to talk.” Any gentle wear gives it the vibe of an old lab notebook: not precious, but trusted. If there’s a faint underline under a dramatic sentence about humanity’s violent instincts, that’s just a former reader quietly nodding along from the past. The sales pitch disguised as a cautionary exhibit On Aggression is not a cosy nature book about fluffy animals. It is: A guided tour of why creatures attack, why we’re not as special as we think, and why combining ancient instincts with modern weapons may have been a spectacularly bad idea. Read it as science history, as philosophy, as a mirror held up to the species that invented both poetry and the strategic bombing campaign. So here it is: On Aggression (1968) by Konrad Lorenz, University Paperback. Calmly written, occasionally alarming, scientifically significant, slightly old-school. Condition: Good – pages stable, arguments provocative. Proudly circulated by Crappy Old Books. Buy it. Read it. And next time you watch two people arguing over nothing, feel free to murmur, “Ah yes. Instinctive agonistic behaviour.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5135/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-aggression-dec-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University Paperback no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5134 Elective Affinities by Goethe Elective Affinities (1971) – Goethe Penguin Classics ISBN: None. It predates the Age of Numbers-on-Backs. Condition: Good, as tastefully weathered by Crappy Old Books. Here it is: the novel in which Johann Wolfgang von Goethe looks at romantic relationships, glances over at chemistry, and says, “Yes. That. Let’s explain adultery with science.” Elective Affinities is the story of a pleasant, well-ordered marriage that is going absolutely fine— until two extra people show up and everyone’s emotional molecules start rearranging themselves in slow-motion disaster. This is not beach-read infidelity with cocktails and witty comebacks. This is high-end German feelings, conducted on an estate with tasteful landscaping, moral seriousness, and occasional architectural notes. What actually happens (in between the staring and the symbolism) Roughly speaking, Goethe offers: Eduard and Charlotte Happily remarried, living their best country-house life. They have plans: landscaping, improvements, tasteful projects. Nothing could possibly go wrong. The Captain and Ottilie The house guests. One is Eduard’s sensible friend; the other is Charlotte’s quiet, unnervingly intense young relation. They arrive. They stay. The emotional chemistry set falls off the table. Chemistry as fate Characters are forever comparing themselves to chemical elements that combine, separate, and recombine according to invisible laws, which is both clever and deeply unhelpful when you’re trying to behave honourably. Long walks, long looks, long sentences Gardening schemes, design projects, sudden spiritual crises, and pages where nothing “happens” except a devastating shift in who is thinking about whom, and how often. A slow-motion catastrophe No screaming matches. Just polite conversations, quiet choices, and the steady erosion of the idea that people are fully in charge of their own hearts. It’s part love story, part moral experiment, part “what if chemistry homework ruined a marriage?” About the condition (Good, in the way the marriage isn’t) This Penguin Classics copy is graded Good, which at Crappy Old Books means: The iconic Penguin cover is intact and respectable, with only light scuffs or a modest crease—the literary equivalent of a slightly rumpled frock coat. The spine is sound, perhaps gently lined with the history of previous readings, but in no danger of bursting into separate chapters like Eduard’s self-control. The pages are complete, clean, and firmly attached, with just enough age-toning to whisper, “I remember when people quoted Goethe unironically at dinner parties.” No loose signatures, no alarming stains, no tragic handwritten note saying “Never again” on the last page. Just a solid, well-kept classic that has clearly lived, but not suffered. Why you might find this dangerously appealing You enjoy fiction where the real action is internal, and the weapons are glances, hesitations, and politely phrased sentences that ruin lives. You like the idea of a novel that asks: “Are we free agents in love, or just chemicals doing what chemicals do?” and then answers, “Good question. Let’s ruin everyone and find out.” You’re into 19th-century moral puzzles with a side of philosophy, landscape design, and doomed yearning. You want to be the sort of person who says, “Well, in Elective Affinities…” and actually means it. This is not a quick, fluffy read. It’s a quiet, precise dissection of desire, duty, and the stories we tell ourselves about being “reasonable.” Why a “Good” used copy is exactly right for Goethe Because: A slightly worn Penguin classic feels reassuringly legitimate—like it has already sat through a couple of seminars and one over-ambitious book club. Any soft corners or tiny creases are basically footnotes in physical form: someone else grappled with this before you. You don’t have to treat it like a museum object. Scribble notes, dog-ear pages, underline that one passage that feels disturbingly modern. Goethe can take it. If you find a faint pencil tick beside a particularly painful sentence, consider it a tiny, silent “same” from a previous reader. The sales pitch disguised as a philosophical nudge Elective Affinities isn’t here to give you a tidy moral. It’s here to make you mildly uneasy about: How “harmless” attractions start. How much control people actually have over their feelings. Whether “we just couldn’t help it” is explanation, excuse, or both. So here it is: Elective Affinities (1971 Penguin Classics) by Goethe. Elegant, unsettling, quietly merciless about human nature. Condition: Good – structurally sound, emotionally hazardous. Proudly circulated by Crappy Old Books. Buy it. Read it. And then decide whether you truly believe in free will—or if you’re just another element waiting to react. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5134/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/elective-affinities-dec-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5133 The Fox by DH Lawrence The Fox (1971) – D. H. Lawrence Sphere Books ISBN: None, because it’s feral Condition: Good, as slyly worn by Crappy Old Books. If you’ve ever thought, “What my reading life really needs is a tense little triangle featuring two women, a farm, and a man who turns up like a walking plot complication,” then The Fox is exactly that—plus repressed desire, awkward power dynamics, and a literal fox for subtlety. D. H. Lawrence, never knowingly under-supplied on sexual tension, gives you a short novel in which: Two women try to run a remote farm. A fox steals chickens and screen time. A young soldier appears and proceeds to complicate absolutely everything. It’s rural domesticity with Lawrentian energy, which is to say: if you came here for wholesome countryside vibes, that’s adorable, but no. What’s actually going on (besides poultry losses) Inside this slender, deceptively calm-looking volume you’ll find: March and Banford, trying to make the farm work Practicalities, routines, companionship – and that quiet, ambiguous intimacy Lawrence is so good at: are they just friends? more than friends? definitely something, but we’re in 1918 so no one’s going to say it out loud. The Fox, who starts as an animal and ends as a metaphor with teeth A raider of chickens, yes—but also a symbol of intrusion, desire, danger, masculinity, and general narrative disruption. It’s doing a lot of work for one small predator. Henry, the man-shaped plot device A returning soldier who turns up, looks around, and appears to think, “Ah. Vulnerable farm. Emotional tension. Mine now.” He is young, intense, and inconveniently alluring in that slightly alarming Lawrence way. Psychological jousting in wellies Who’s in charge? Who’s dependent? Who gets to decide how this little world is arranged? The answers are not straightforward and not necessarily comfortable. It’s all very quiet on the surface: a farm, a woodland, some chores. Underneath: possession, autonomy, gender roles, attraction, and the slow, stealthy rearrangement of lives. About the condition (Good, like a calm surface over deep water) This copy is graded Good, which at Crappy Old Books means: The cover is intact and respectable, with only light edge wear or a soft crease or two—nothing that screams “I was left in the rain on a bus stop bench.” The spine is sound, perhaps gently lined with reading marks that say, “Yes, someone actually finished this, not just pretended.” The pages are complete, clean, and firmly attached, with that faintly mellow tone you only get from a book that remembers the 1970s. In other words, it’s not pristine, but it’s not tragic either. Think: “weathered country house,” not “condemned barn.” Why you may be disturbingly into this You like your fiction short, sharp, and slightly uncomfortable, with more psychology than plot twists. You’re curious about Lawrence beyond the usual suspects (Sons and Lovers, Lady Chatterley, awkward A-level flashbacks). You’re a sucker for stories where the setting is basically a third character: the wood, the farmhouse, the winter, all quietly pushing the humans around. You enjoy triangulated tension: two people, one intruder, shifting loyalties, and fate hovering in the hedgerow. This isn’t a cosy countryside read. It’s a quiet ambush. Why a “Good” second-hand copy suits The Fox Because: The book itself is about things sneaking in and changing the equilibrium. A slightly worn copy fits perfectly: it looks like it has already intruded on someone else’s bookshelf and is now prowling onto yours. You don’t have to treat it like a delicate relic. Toss it in a bag, read it on a train, leave it face-down on a table while you go stare moodily out of a window. Lawrence would approve of the emotional drama. Any light wear or softened corner only adds to that woods-and-weather vibe. This is a story that should feel like it’s been outside. If there are faint pencil ticks or a tiny underline near a loaded sentence, that’s just the ghost of a past reader whispering, “Yeah, that bit. That’s where it all turns.” The sales pitch disguised as a warning The Fox looks like a simple country tale. It is not. It’s: A compact study of power, desire, intrusion, with feathers, frost, and a faint sense of doom. You’ll start thinking it’s about farming and wildlife and end realising it’s about control, gender, and what happens when someone decides your life is now their project. So here it is: The Fox (1971) – D. H. Lawrence, Sphere. Lean, unsettling, quietly predatory. Condition: Good – structurally sound, emotionally treacherous. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books. Buy it. Read it. And maybe keep one eye on the tree line while you do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5133/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fox-dec-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5132 The Best of Maupassant by Guy de Maupassant The Best of Maupassant (c.1950) – Guy de Maupassant Digit Books – resolutely pre-ISBN Condition: Good (morally disreputable, physically decent) Shameless pusher: Crappy Old Books At last: a book that proves human nature has always been this messy, and the French have always been better at writing about it. The Best of Maupassant gathers a selection of Guy de Maupassant’s greatest hits – short stories full of adultery, social climbing, jealousy, hypocrisy, bad decisions, and the occasional cruel twist so perfectly timed you can almost hear the author smirking from the 19th century. The exact line-up varies by edition, but you can expect the usual Maupassant mix of: ruined reputations, inconvenient pregnancies, opportunistic marriages, military boredom, and provincial misery—often in under twenty pages a shot. This particular version is a Digit Books paperback, from the heroic mid-20th-century era when publishers believed the best way to introduce readers to French realism was a cheap, portable volume you could accidentally leave on a bus. Somewhere around 1960, Digit slapped “R594” on the spine, added a pulp-flavoured cover, and quietly unleashed Maupassant on commuters and students who thought they were buying something light. Maupassant himself is the quietly vicious uncle of modern short fiction: He can sketch a character in half a sentence. He can destroy that character’s hopes in another three. He never misses a chance to point out that respectable society is often just organised hypocrisy with better tableware. If you’ve ever finished a story and thought, “Wow, that was bleak, but efficient,” you’ve probably met him already. Your copy, as dignifiedly assessed by Crappy Old Books, is in Good condition: The Digit paperback cover: intact, likely bearing gloriously dated artwork that may or may not match anything that happens inside. Some edgewear is entirely possible – this is a veteran, not a reprint fresh out of a warehouse. The spine: sound, perhaps with a readerly crease or two, because someone has already shredded their illusions about romance using this exact object. The pages: all present, quietly tanned like a chain-smoking Parisian café regular. No missing stories, no mysterious gaps – just a continuous parade of human folly. No ISBN, obviously. This is a creature from the analog age, identified not by barcode but by “Digit R594” and the faint scent of paper, ink, and regret. Excellent for: Short story fans who want to see where all that “realism with a sting in the tail” actually came from. Cynical romantics who suspect that love, in practice, often involves property, social rank, and terrible judgment. Readers who enjoy the charming experience of being emotionally gutted in under ten pages, repeatedly. The irony is exquisite: a carefully curated selection of one of France’s greatest short story writers, reprinted by a scrappy British paperback house, has now washed up in the stock of something called Crappy Old Books—where its job is to sit on a shelf and tempt you into reconsidering everything you thought you knew about respectability, honour, and happy endings. Adopt this Good-condition Best of Maupassant and enjoy: Several dozen sharply observed disasters A guided tour of human weakness, circa 1880, still painfully relevant And a satisfyingly worn mid-century paperback that looks innocuous until you start reading and realise just how little people ever change Crappy Old Books: serving existential disillusionment in affordable, slightly scuffed French short-story form since… well, whenever this one turned up in a box. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5132/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-of-maupassant-dec-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Digit no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5130 Through a Moon Gate by LZ Yuan Through a Moon Gate (1949) – L. Z. Yuan The Mercury Press, Shanghai – proudly pre-ISBN Condition: Good (culturally enlightening, physically lightly battle-scarred) Questionable importer of oddities: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever wanted a guided tour of mid-20th-century Chinese life without leaving your chair, Through a Moon Gate is basically your ticket – printed in Shanghai, no less, before it was cool, ironic, or full of rooftop cocktail bars. L. Z. Yuan was a column-writing machine for the Shanghai Evening Post & Mercury, turning out short, sharp pieces about everyday life, manners, customs, food, festivals, gods, devils, and all the ways human beings can be oddly themselves in one city. This book scoops up a selection of those pieces and binds them into one charming, slightly eccentric volume. Think: Street-level Shanghai anecdotes Cultural side-eye and affectionate satire A crash course in “what people actually do,” rather than what solemn historians say they do The chapter titles alone are worth the price of admission: “We Live to Eat,” “Men and Women,” “On to the Next World,” “Peeping into the Future,” “Kung Hsi Fah Tsai,” “The Gods and the Devil,” “Games and Pastimes: Chopsuey.” It’s like a buffet of cultural essays where every tray comes with a side of social observation and mild mischief. This particular copy, as wrestled into stock by Crappy Old Books, is in Good condition, with one honest confession: The covers and binding: solid, presentable, doing that slightly worn “I was actually read” thing that all the best paperbacks eventually discover. The pages: all present, lightly age-toned, but perfectly legible – Shanghai via tea-stained paper rather than Instagram filter. The printing: proudly “Printed in Shanghai”, a genuine product of its time and place, not a later reprint pretending to know what 1940s China smelled like. And yes: one page has a tear. Not a missing chunk, not a crime scene – just a tear. Everything is still there and readable, like a thoughtful scar rather than an injury. Consider it your book’s built-in authenticity feature: this thing has lived. No ISBN, obviously. This book comes from the era when its identity was “Mercury Press, Shanghai, 162 pages, please don’t drop it in the harbour”, not a barcode. Perfect for: People who like social history with a sense of humour. Readers who think guidebooks should talk more about what people actually eat, bet on, gossip about and pray for. Anyone who enjoys the quietly smug thrill of saying, “Oh, it’s a 1949 Shanghai Mercury Press original,” while placing a slightly torn page down very carefully over their cup of tea. The irony is neat: a lively, on-the-ground portrait of old Shanghai, written by a local columnist and printed in situ, has wandered across the decades to be sold by a place called Crappy Old Books, which specialises in exactly this sort of unexpected cultural time capsule. Adopt this Good (with character) copy of Through a Moon Gate and enjoy: A walk through old Shanghai’s food, festivals, fortunes and foibles A style that’s part essay, part anecdote, part “you had to be there” And a single torn page that proves someone, sometime, really was there Crappy Old Books: bringing you slightly battered portals to other times and cities, one moon gate at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5130/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/through-a-moon-gate-dec-2025.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Mercury Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5125 Gigi and The Cat by Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette Gigi And the Cat (1979) – Colette Penguin Books – ISBN: 014001313X Condition: Good (structurally sound, morally ambiguous) Questionable vendor: Crappy Old Books At last, a book that answers the age-old question: What if your entire emotional life hinged on either a teenage almost-courtesan or a man who is unhealthily obsessed with his cat? In Gigi And the Cat, Colette very kindly gives you both options. This 1979 Penguin paperback bundles two novellas: Gigi – in which a lively Parisian girl is being painstakingly trained for a future as a courtesan, only to treat the whole enterprise with the sort of cheerful disregard that makes society nervous and rich men confused. The Cat – in which a young man’s most significant relationship is with Saha, his exquisitely superior Russian Blue, much to the dismay of his new wife and anyone who believes humans should maybe come first in a marriage. Together they form a sort of unofficial guide to love, desire and bad decisions in early-20th-century France: Want a tutorial in how to groom a girl into a perfectly presented decorative companion and then watch her refuse to play along? That’s Gigi. Want to see a man effectively leave his wife for his cat and move back in with his mother? That’s The Cat, and yes, it’s exactly as psychologically tidy as it sounds. This particular copy is in Good condition, as decreed by the rigorous, highly scientific grading system of Crappy Old Books: The cover: intact, quietly stylish, and possibly featuring that classic Penguin vibe which says “literature” while the content whispers “scandal”. The spine: may have a reading crease or two, proof that someone has already wrestled with the ethics of grooming, age gaps, and choosing a cat over your spouse. The pages: all present, lightly tanned like a Parisian who sat in a café for several decades. No catastrophic damage, just the sort of gentle wear that says “vintage paperback”, not “rescued from a flooded cellar”. No dust jacket, no pomp, no nonsense. Just Colette, translated into sharp, supple English, making you feel slightly morally compromised for enjoying this as much as you do. Ideal for: Romantics who suspect love might not be the tidy, respectable institution the brochures promised. Cat people who would absolutely choose the pet and are now disturbingly seen. Literary voyeurs who like their Paris with extra gossip, lace, and emotional catastrophe. The irony, of course, is exquisite: you’re acquiring this cool, sophisticated, quietly notorious little book from a place called Crappy Old Books. Colette dissects desire with surgical precision; we specialise in pre-owned paper with slightly worn corners. Somehow it works. Adopt this Good-condition Gigi And the Cat and enjoy: One girl trained for a career she doesn’t quite want. One man incapable of prioritising his human relationships over a cat with good bone structure. One slim Penguin paperback that has survived since 1979 purely to sit on your shelf and judge your life choices. Crappy Old Books: supplying morally complicated French literature in pleasantly scuffed paperbacks so you don’t have to look too shiny while reading about everyone else’s bad behaviour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5125/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colette-dec-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140013139 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5122 The Coffin Tree by Wendy Law-Yone The Coffin Tree (1985) by Wendy Law-Yone Penguin Books – ISBN: 9780140072334 Condition: Good (emotionally devastating in all the right places) Purveyor of questionable treasures: Crappy Old Books Looking for a light, frothy romp about exile, mental collapse and the casual cruelties of late-20th-century America? Oh good, because The Coffin Tree is absolutely not that book. Instead, it’s a sharp, haunting novel about a young Burmese woman and her older half-brother, driven from their home by a political coup and deposited in the land of convenience food and spiritual dislocation, where “starting over” turns out to be less inspirational poster, more slow-motion car crash. This is Wendy Law-Yone’s first novel, which is the sort of “debut” that makes other debuts sit quietly in the corner and reconsider their life choices. It navigates coups, immigration, grief, and psychiatric wards with a voice that is equal parts unsentimental and deeply humane. The unnamed narrator, exiled from Burma and marooned in America, discovers that the so-called “free world” has its own creative ways of breaking people – bureaucracy instead of bullets, indifference instead of overt brutality – and that healing is messy, retrospective, and never quite complete. And now, the important bit: this particular existential gut-punch is brought to you in “Good” condition by Crappy Old Books. What does “Good” mean in our noble trade? It means you’re getting a solid, fully readable Penguin paperback that has definitely seen some things but hasn’t yet given up on life. Expect: A spine that has been opened, but not in a way that requires medical intervention. Pages that may be gently tanned, like someone who once saw the sun in 1994. Corners that are more “softly rounded with experience” than “mint museum specimen.” In other words: not a collector’s shrine, but absolutely a reader’s copy – the kind you can throw in a bag, annotate viciously, and leave face-down on the sofa without hearing the distant sob of a book dealer. The irony is delicious: you’re buying a novel about displacement and damaged lives from a shop called Crappy Old Books, and yet this might be one of the least crappy decisions you make all year. Behind the slightly battered Penguin cover is a story that wanders from Burma to America, through coups, asylum (the political kind) and asylums (the psychiatric kind), and still somehow stumbles toward a fragile kind of survival. So if you: Secretly prefer your literary fiction with emotional shrapnel, Like your “immigrant narrative” with teeth, not sentiment, And enjoy the quiet thrill of rescuing a good book from the long grey shelf of oblivion… …this Good-condition Penguin of The Coffin Tree is waiting for you. Adopt it from Crappy Old Books, give it a new home, and let it remind you that—like second-hand paperbacks and traumatised narrators—some things endure far longer than anyone reasonably expected. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5122/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-coffin-tree-dec-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140072334 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5121 Royal Guides by VM Synge Royal Guides (1948) – V. M. Synge Girl Guides Association • ISBN: none (it predates barcodes and bubble tea) • Condition: Good Perfectly decent, mildly bossy, and faintly patriotic, from Crappy Old Books Step into the world of Royal Guides, where: Uniforms are pressed Knees are muddy (but tidily so) And doing your duty may genuinely involve a flag, a princess, and a hymn. Published in 1948, when the post-war world was still patching itself together with rationing, optimism and starch, Royal Guides by V. M. Synge is part handbook, part inspiration manual, part “and here’s how the royal family does it, so you’d better shape up.” This is not your modern, loose, “find your truth” youth literature. This is: Salute properly Tie the knot correctly Sing nicely And remember: queens and princesses also do their duty, so no slouching in the ranks, thank you. Condition: Good (like a well-worn badge sash) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and doing its brisk, wholesome 1940s best – likely decorated with badges, flags, or Guides marching in perfectly sensible shoes. The spine is sound, perhaps with a gentle lean that says, “I’ve been consulted in many a church hall and on many a rainy camp weekend.” All pages present and firmly attached – no missing royal anecdotes, no torn-out section on etiquette, no vanished page where an especially stern rule once lived. Pages lightly aged: gentle tanning, softened corners, and the faintest sense of biscuit crumbs and hall floors polished with far too much enthusiasm. No felt-tip catastrophes, no biro moustaches on royal portraits, no pages warped by being left under a leaking tent. Just an honestly Good copy that’s seen respectable use and survived. So what is a Royal Guide, exactly? This book quite cheerfully explains: The relationship between the Girl Guides and the Royal Family – patronage, support, encouragement, and the occasional “look, even princesses camp.” How the ideals of Guiding – duty, service, loyalty, cheerfulness in mud – fit very neatly with the idea of monarchy. Almost as if someone planned it. Stories, examples, and moral tales drawn from royal involvement in Guiding and broader public service. Expect: Short chapters or sections with titles like “A Royal Example,” “Serving the Crown,” and “Loyalty in Little Things” (or very similar energy). Mildly heroic accounts of royal visits, inspections, and encouraging words from people wearing very expensive hats. A steady message that being a Guide is serious business: You are part of something bigger. You are connected to country, community, and crown. You will please stop fidgeting at once. Tone: politely martial, gently inspirational V. M. Synge writes in that unmistakable mid-century guiding voice: Encouraging but firm Kindly but absolutely not here for nonsense Deeply convinced that campfires, salutes, and service projects are how civilisation is maintained There’s a strong flavour of: “You may be small and twelve, but you can still do your duty.” “The Princess does; why shouldn’t you?” “Loyalty and good temper are not optional.” It’s the literary equivalent of a well-run meeting in a chilly church hall, with neat rows of girls, one slightly terrifying Captain, and a kettle that never stops boiling. Why this is a delight to read now From a modern perspective, Royal Guides is: Adorable Slightly alarming Weirdly moving You get: A snapshot of post-war Britain trying to rebuild character, community and identity through organised activity and royal symbolism. A view of the monarchy as role models: visible, dutiful, uniformly well-pressed. A kind of earnestness that has almost entirely vanished from contemporary life, where everything must be at least 40% ironic at all times. You’ll likely: Smile at the innocence of it Raise an eyebrow at the unquestioned assumptions about class, duty, and “one’s place” Feel a little pang at the sheer cohesion of a world where it seemed perfectly normal to anchor a youth movement to a palace. Why a Good, used copy is exactly right This is a book that was meant to live: In Guide huts, cupboards, and parade bags On hall bookshelves, next to hymnals and lost property In the hands of leaders planning talks on “What It All Means” From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Looks like it has seen service but not battle Can be read, lent, and leafed through without fear of it disintegrating mid-oath Carries the soft authority of a book that has spent decades not quite being thrown away It’s not a collector’s item to be shrink-wrapped. It’s a piece of used, practical idealism. Ideal for readers who: Love Guiding/Scouting history and vintage handbooks Collect royal memorabilia with a focus on “everyday monarchy” rather than just weddings and coronations Enjoy that peculiar mid-century British mix of sentiment, discipline, and mild propaganda Are writing about girls’ lives, youth https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5121/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rpyal-guides-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Girl Guides Association no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5118 A Pantheistic View of the Universe by John Plumb A Pantheistic View of the Universe (1964) – John Plumb Arthur H. Stockwell • ISBN: none (filed directly with the cosmos) • Condition: Good Personally signed by the author, as if the universe itself left a forwarding address, from Crappy Old Books Some people look at the universe and see: A random accident A divine plan A terrifying gas bill John Plumb looks at the universe and says, with great seriousness: “What if it’s all God? Not just made by God – actually is God?” Welcome to A Pantheistic View of the Universe, a slim, mid-60s metaphysical grenade calmly tossed into your tidy worldview. It’s philosophy, theology, maybe a bit of mysticism, and definitely a lot of “so what is reality, then?” – all wrapped in one pleasingly modest little volume from a British publisher famous for taking on authors who felt the cosmos needed their specific opinion. And this copy? Signed by John Plumb himself. As if to say: “I may be arguing that individuality dissolves into an all-encompassing One, but I still want you to know I was me when I wrote it.” Condition: Good (like your faith on a reasonable day) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact, gently aged, and still cheerfully insisting it can handle the entire universe in under 200 pages. The spine is sound, not cracked into transcendental fragments – you can open it without feeling like you’re committing a crime against time and glue. All pages present and properly attached – no vanished chapter on cosmic unity, no mysteriously torn-out bit where he says “and here’s the really controversial part.” Pages are pleasantly age-toned, corners lightly softened – just enough wear to prove it has been on actual shelves in an actual world, not kept in a metaphysical vacuum. And the special bit: Signed by the author – a neat autograph linking one specific human hand to a book about how everything is ultimately one vast, undivided whole. Deliciously ironic. No underlining in 15 colours, no furious margin notes like “NO JOHN NO,” no coffee stains shaped like nebulas. Just a clean, Good condition metaphysical pondering with a personal flourish. So what’s John Plumb actually doing in here? Roughly speaking, he’s: Poking at the gap between traditional theism (“God made the universe, lives elsewhere, sends occasional memos”) And pantheism (“God is not elsewhere; God is the whole show”) Expect: Discussions of God, nature, consciousness, and existence without needing a degree in German idealism. Arguments that blur the line between creator and creation until you’re not entirely sure where anything stops and starts. Musings on what it means for you if the universe is divine in itself – morally, spiritually, and in terms of how often you really ought to stop and look at trees. That particular mid-20th-century tone: careful, earnest, unfashionably sincere, resolutely unconcerned with whether this fits neatly into any academic box. It’s less “dense academic monograph” and more “intense conversation with a thoughtful uncle who’s been reading Spinoza and taking long walks.” Pantheism, explained like it’s 1964 Rather than shouting “ALL IS ONE” and disappearing into a cloud of incense, Plumb: Tries to reason it out Uses language instead of slogans Takes seriously the idea that God, mind, and matter might all be aspects of a single reality You’ll get: A critique of the distant, external God model: the cosmic landlord who never visits A defence of the idea that the sacred is in the world, not beyond it Questions like: If the universe is divine, what does that do to the idea of evil? Are you part of God, or is God part of you, or are those bad questions? Does anything really “separate” us from anything else? All presented in plain, old-school prose that assumes: You can follow an argument You might be interested You’re allowed to disagree, but you should at least try to keep up Signed copy: the cosmic irony There’s a special charm in the fact that: This is a book about everything being ultimately One, And yet this specific copy is signed by one specific man in one specific place at one specific time. It’s almost performance art: “All distinctions are, in the final analysis, illusory… (also, here’s my very individual signature).” For collectors, that means: You don’t just own the thought You own a direct, ink-based trace of the thinker …which is delightfully on the nose for a book about manifestation and unity. Why you might actually want this Perfect if you: Like your theology/philosophy slim, provocative, and not smothered in footnotes Have flirted with pantheism via YouTube clips and would like to see what it looked like in 1964, when people wrote pamphlet-sized books instead of launching channels Are intrigued by ideas that blur the boundaries between God, nature, self, and universe Collect obscure, earnest mid-century metaphysics – especially signed copies from small UK pres https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5118/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-pantheistic-view-of-the-universe-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arthur H stockwell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5117 How to Lose Money in the Stock Market - A Complete Guide to Not Going Broke on Wall Street by Herbert Ringold How to Lose Money in the Stock Market – A Complete Guide to Not Going Broke on Wall Street (1986) – Herbert Ringold St. Martin’s Press • ISBN: 0312396341 • Condition: Good Financially alarming, physically reassuring, from Crappy Old Books Wall Street has never lacked books promising to make you rich. This is not one of them. How to Lose Money in the Stock Market is the rare, honest investment book that says the quiet part out loud: “You are absolutely capable of wrecking your finances. Here’s how it usually happens.” Published in 1986, smack in the era of big hair, big shoulder pads and bigger delusions about eternal bull markets, Herbert Ringold calmly walks you through the many, many ways investors separate themselves from their cash – and how, with effort, you might avoid being one of them. It’s like a self-help book written by your future, slightly broke self, waving frantically from the other side. Condition: Good (unlike most portfolios after a “hot tip”) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and respectably sharp, not peeling like a junk bond in ‘87. The spine is solid with maybe a gentle crease or two – the physical echo of past readers thinking, “Wow, I’ve done all of these mistakes.” All pages are present and firmly attached – no missing section that secretly explains the one actual way to get rich, no ripped-out “don’t do this” chapter. Light, honest wear: slightly softened corners, mild age-toning, perhaps the faint aura of having spent time on the bedside table of someone who has learned things the hard way. No coffee tsunamis across the “risk management” chapter, no margin notes shouting BUY in red biro, no evidence of having been hurled against a wall after a bad trading day. Just a tidy Good condition reminder that the market does, in fact, bite. What’s inside (besides bruised optimism)? Ringold goes through the greatest hits of financial self-sabotage, including but not limited to: Buying on tips, hunches, and vibes instead of research Confusing a bull market with your own genius Refusing to sell losers because “they’ll come back, they have to” Overtrading, overleveraging, and generally overestimating your emotional stability Ignoring diversification because “this one can’t miss” (it can, it will) Falling deeply in love with a stock, like it’s going to write you Valentine’s cards and pay your mortgage It’s a tour of: Fear, greed, denial, regret The psychology of investing badly And all the ways perfectly smart people behave like complete lunatics as soon as there’s a ticker symbol involved All delivered with dry humour and the clear subtext: “You’re not special. The market has seen your type before.” 1986 Wall Street flavour… with suspicious relevance Yes, this is very much a mid-80s book: References to brokers you call on the phone like it’s a normal human activity Charts drawn with actual lines rather than “your screen looked like this” screenshots The faint shadow of the coming 1987 crash, which this book reads like an accidental prequel to But the jokes and warnings land perfectly in the age of: Day-trading apps Meme stocks Crypto spirals And people taking financial advice from strangers with cartoon avatars Because the tech changed. The behaviour? Not so much. Why this is perversely useful As investment books go, this one is: Weirdly practical: it shows you what failure looks like so you can stop auditioning for the role Comforting: you realise you’re not uniquely foolish, merely part of a proud, global tradition Surprisingly timeless: “don’t risk money you can’t afford to lose” hasn’t exactly expired as a concept You can treat it as: A field guide to your own worst impulses A museum of Other People’s Mistakes (sure, keep telling yourself that) Pre-emptive therapy for anyone who has ever thought, “It can only go up from here.” Why a Good used copy is perfect Brand new, this would feel like a warning. Second-hand, it feels like proof. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Has almost certainly passed through at least one pair of hands that did not entirely heed its message Comes lightly worn but fully intact, like a veteran who has seen enough bull and bear markets to stop being impressed Is cheap enough that simply buying the book will not in itself constitute a major financial error This is the financially safest decision you’ll make all week. Ideal for readers who: Have recently discovered the stock market and are currently in the “I alone can beat this” phase Have already been humbled by a market correction and are ready for some uncomfortable honesty Enjoy wry financial writing that admits humans are chaos wrapped in overconfidence Want a gift for that one friend who keeps saying “this time it’s different” about every bubble Also highly suitable for: Economists with a sense of humour Recovering day-traders Anyone who has ever looked at a chart and thought “I’m https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5117/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-lose-money-in-the-stock-market-dec-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Press 9780312396343 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5115 Computers and the Cybernetic Society by Michael A Arbib Computers and the Cybernetic Society (1977) – Michael A. Arbib Academic Press • ISBN: 0120590409 • Condition: Good Systems-obsessed, philosophically twitchy, from Crappy Old Books Welcome to 1977, when: “The Computer” still had capital letters “Cybernetic” sounded thrilling and slightly sinister And the idea that machines and humans might merge into one giant feedback loop was a theoretical concern, not just “a normal Tuesday online” Computers and the Cybernetic Society is Michael A. Arbib’s earnest attempt to answer the big questions: What happens when you treat brains, bureaucracies, computers, and societies as systems? Who’s controlling what? And how worried should we be about the machines… versus the people who build and use them? Spoiler: you’ll come out less scared of the machines, and considerably more suspicious of systems diagrams. Condition: Good (like your nervous system on a day off) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and academically serious – probably featuring geometry, lines, or abstract “systems” art that screams I WAS PUBLISHED BY AN ACADEMIC PRESS IN THE 70s. The spine is sound, maybe with one or two dignified creases from previous attempts to “finally read it properly this time.” All pages present and firmly bound – no missing chapter on “social control,” no mysteriously vanishing conclusion, no helpful pages eaten by feedback. Normal, respectable age-wear: lightly toned pages, slightly softened corners, and just enough shelf-rub to prove it’s lived a life, but not a tragic one. No fluorescent highlighter crimes, no biro rants in the margins saying “THIS IS HOW SKYNET STARTS,” no tea rings over key diagrams. Just a clean, Good, ready-to-think copy. What’s going on inside this slightly worried brain-in-a-book? Arbib does not give you a “how to use your computer” guide. Instead, he gives you: Cybernetics 101 for thoughtful humans Feedback, control, information, and all the ways they show up in machines, animals, organisations, and societies. Block diagrams galore: arrows, boxes, loops, the whole “your life is a system” treatment. Computers as components in larger systems How we design machines to sense, act, and “decide.” How those machines slot into social structures that are already a mess before you add electronics. The cybernetic society Governments, corporations, institutions – all framed as information-processing entities. Questions like: “If we build systems that monitor and optimise everything, what happens to freedom, responsibility, and the right to say ‘no’ to the spreadsheet?” Brains and machines, humans and automation What’s similar, what’s different, and why “the computer is a brain” is a terrible metaphor and yet somehow still haunting everything. The tone is very much: “Let’s all calm down and think clearly before we hand the control room to something just because it beeps.” The vibe: half scientist, half philosopher, half social critic (Yes, that’s three halves. It’s cybernetics, don’t worry about it.) You’re in that lovely 1970s sweet spot where: People still believe in rational analysis They also know humans are chaos And they’re trying to design systems that deal with both without collapsing Arbib: Explains things clearly. Draws lots of diagrams. And asks awkward questions about power, control, and who gets to decide what the system is for. It’s the sort of book that makes you think: “Oh, so this is the ancestor of every ‘smart city’ PowerPoint I’ve ever hated.” “…and also the warning label those presentations never read.” Why this is strangely fun to read now From the vantage point of: Social media Surveillance capitalism Recommendation algorithms that know your taste in biscuits …this 1977 text feels both adorably earnest and uncomfortably accurate. You will: Laugh at the old tech examples Nod vigorously at the bits about information overload and centralised control Feel slightly attacked by the whole “people deferring to machines because they seem objective” discussion It’s like watching someone in 1977 carefully map out the beginnings of the world you now live in, with diagrams instead of memes. As sold by Crappy Old Books: a working mind-tool, not a relic Your Good condition copy from Crappy Old Books is: Solid enough to read, annotate, and leave open on a desk while you pace and mutter about systems. Worn just enough to show that someone else once wrestled with it, but not so battered you feel like you’re exhuming it. Perfect for shelf-flexing: nothing says “I think about things too much” like owning a 1977 book called Computers and the Cybernetic Society. It’s not a museum piece. It’s a thinking object you’re allowed to actually use. Ideal for readers who: Like cybernetics, systems theory, and the whole weird crossover between computers, control, and society Are into vintage computing/AI/social theory and want to see what the field sounde https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5115/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/computers-and-the-cybernetic-society-dec-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Academic Press 9780120590407 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5114 Bookdealer - London Book Fairs Issue - 22nd June 1995 - 1211 by Bookdealer Bookdealer – London Book Fairs Issue – 22nd June 1995 – No. 1211 Bookdealer • ISBN: none (weekly trade paper, not a Booker contender) • Condition: Good Pre-web, pre-Wi-Fi, fully bookish, from Crappy Old Books Travel back to 22nd June 1995, when: “Online” was what happened to washing “Search engine” was a keen assistant in a cardigan And the British book trade still ran on telephones, catalogues, and train timetables This is Bookdealer – London Book Fairs Issue – No. 1211, the weekly paper for people who knew which dealer had the good detective fiction and which one you avoided unless you wanted a lecture on half-morocco bindings. It’s the London Book Fairs special, which means wall-to-wall: Fairs Stalls Dealers And enough acronyms and venue names to make a non-dealer quietly back away. Condition: Good (like a dealer’s memory for prices) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and doing its job – lightly aged but still absolutely recognisable as a mid-90s trade paper. The fold/spine is sound – opened and read, yes; torn and flapping, no. All pages present – no vanished centre spread, no missing fair listings, no “someone tore that advert out in 1996” drama. Normal, respectable handling wear: slightly softened corners, light age-toning, maybe the faintest suggestion that it once lived in a briefcase or on a shop counter under a stack of catalogues. No tea tidal waves, no ominous rings from a pint glass, no biro graffiti screaming “PAID???” over an unlucky dealer’s advert. Just a Good, complete survivor from the analogue age of bookselling. What’s actually inside? A whole working week of the mid-90s book world, printed in black and white: London Book Fair listings Where to go, when to be there, and who would be manning which table. Venues ranging from “historic and characterful” to “this appears to be a school sports hall.” Notes and adverts making it very clear that there would be books. Many books. Possibly too many books. Dealer adverts Antiquarian, second-hand, modern firsts, children’s, topography, theology, railwayana, ephemera, and more. All described in that understated way: “good stock in most subjects,” which usually meant “chaos, but glorious chaos.” Contact details proudly listing phone and fax numbers, and absolutely no websites whatsoever. Stock lists and wants Dealers pleading for obscure local histories, early dust jacketed fiction, or some unfindable pamphlet they promised a customer in 1989. Others advertising exactly that sort of thing, because of course they are. It’s the book trade’s nervous system, pre-database, pre-app, pre-“have you checked online?” 1995: the last comfortably analogue years This issue captures the trade: Before mass online listing turned everything into a race to the bottom When fairs were not optional extras but a core part of survival When dealers tracked each other by adverts and sightings, not by search results You can almost hear: The rustle of carrier bags The muttering over condition and price The quiet, deadly phrase “He’s got one for less” It’s mid-90s Britain in pure book form: fax machines humming, phones ringing, people complaining about postage and VAT, and everyone swearing they’ll cut down on fairs “next year.” Why you might irrationally want this Because you: Hoard book-trade ephemera and think Bookdealer is just as interesting as the stock it advertised Work (or used to work) in the trade and feel a stab of recognition at every “catalogues issued” and “visitors by appointment” Are writing about 90s bookselling and want authentic details: dealer names, venues, tone, and the faint scent of damp boxes Just like the idea that once the entire system ran on newsprint and trust, rather than APIs and algorithms It also makes a brilliant: Shop or office wall piece (frame a page and let people squint at the ads) Prop for TV/film/photography set in the 90s trade Conversation starter with anyone who remembers the days of “We saw you in Bookdealer…” Why a Good used copy is exactly right From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Looks like it’s genuinely been there – folded, read, put down, picked up again Has enough wear to prove it wasn’t hoarded in a filing cabinet untouched Is robust enough to be opened, browsed, and enjoyed without a conservation degree It’s not a fragile relic; it’s still doing what it was made to do: connect you to a very specific, very bookish moment in time. The particulars Title: Bookdealer – London Book Fairs Issue – 22nd June 1995 – No. 1211 Publisher: Bookdealer (1995) ISBN: None – weekly trade paper, proudly number-driven in other ways Condition: Good – complete, lightly worn, structurally sound, gloriously niche Bookdealer – London Book Fairs Issue – 22nd June 1995 – 1211: for when you want to open a newspaper and step straight into a weekend of trestle tables, dust jackets, and the eternal question: “So what are you a https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5114/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bookdealer-1211-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bookdealer no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5113 Bookdealer - London Book Fairs Issue - 19th June 1997 - 1313 by Bookdealer Bookdealer – London Book Fairs Issue – 19th June 1997 – No. 1313 Bookdealer • ISBN: none (it’s a trade paper, not a prize-winning novel) • Condition: Good Late-’90s book-trade reality, pre-mass-internet meltdown, from Crappy Old Books Here it is: Bookdealer, the London Book Fairs special issue for 19th June 1997, number 1313 – which is a deliciously ominous issue number for a publication about dealers, margins, and the eternal question: “Will anyone actually pay that for a first edition?” We’re in that magical in-between era when: Some dealers had email addresses and treated them like occult sigils Faxes were still fully respectable Catalogues were posted, fairs were essential, and “online” was something you might cautiously mention while others frowned over their bifocals This is the book trade just before the tidal wave of internet book listing changed everything – still printed, still weekly, still raw, and still the place to find out who’d be standing behind which trestle table that weekend. Condition: Good (like a dealer’s ledger that’s been paid… mostly) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact, carrying its mid-’90s trade-journal vibes with quiet authority. The fold/spine is sound – opened, read, folded over on a desk, but not split, shredded, or falling apart. All pages are present and attached – no missing centre spread, no torn-out ads, no absent fair listings someone “borrowed” for reference. Age-appropriate wear: lightly toned paper, gently softened corners, a bit of handling wear entirely consistent with a life in briefcases, shop counters, and dealer piles. No suspicious stains, no coffee disasters obscuring phone numbers, no corners chewed by bored shop dogs. Just a complete, Good condition time capsule of the trade. So what’s actually inside? You’re getting a full working snapshot of the UK book trade in June 1997, including: London Book Fairs listings Dates, venues, opening times Who’s exhibiting where, and with how many tables All those glorious descriptions like “good general stock” or “specialising in the unusual” that cover a multitude of sins Dealer advertisements Antiquarian, second-hand, modern firsts, children’s, topography, theology, crime, sci-fi, pamphlets, and probably something described as “quirky” before that word went feral “Catalogues issued,” “visitors welcome by appointment,” “wants lists invited” – the ritual phrases of a pre-click economy Stock and wants lists People pleading for obscure titles Others proudly offering exactly the sort of obscure titles that now sell online in seconds No glossy photography. No QR codes. No banner ads. Just dense, practical information laid out for people who cared about books, not branding. A love letter to the analogue trade (with the internet tapping politely on the window) By June 1997: Big chunks of the trade were still running on phones, post, fairs, and catalogues A few brave or suspiciously young dealers were starting to talk about “websites” Most people still believed you had to go somewhere – in person – to see the really interesting stock This issue captures that exact moment: The old ways still fully in use The new ways just starting to appear in tiny type at the bottom of adverts: “email:” something at compuserve. It’s a working document of a trade mid-shift, but not yet transformed. Why on earth would you want this? Because you: Collect book-trade ephemera, dealer papers, catalogues, and fair guides like other people collect the actual books Have fond (or traumatic) memories of the 90s book fair circuit: bad lighting, good stock, and people muttering about VAT and parking Are writing about the trade and need authentic names, venues, wording, and the vibe of the time Just like the idea that once, not that long ago, the book world ran quite happily on newsprint and telephone calls It’s also an excellent curio for: Shop walls and framed ephemera corners Dealers wanting to see where they – or their mentors – advertised back in the day Anyone amused by the phrase “book trade” and “Issue No. 1313” sharing the same masthead Why a Good used copy is perfect This is not something that was meant to be hermetically sealed. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Looks exactly as it should: used, but not abused; handled, but not wrecked Has enough age to feel authentic, but not so much you’re afraid to open it fully Can be read, annotated, or casually left on a counter to start conversations without any damage to your conscience It’s not a relic to be entombed. It’s a working piece of history you’re allowed to touch. The plain-vanilla particulars Title: Bookdealer – London Book Fairs Issue – 19th June 1997 – No. 1313 Author/Publisher: Bookdealer Year: 1997 ISBN: None – trade paper, not a monograph Condition: Good – complete, lightly worn, structurally sound, satisfyingly bookish Bookdealer – London Book Fairs Issue – 19 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5113/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bookdealer-1313-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bookdealer no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5112 Bookdealer - London Book Fairs Issue - 29th June 1996 - 1262 by Bookdealer Bookdealer – London Book Fairs Issue – 29th June 1996 – No. 1262 Bookdealer • ISBN: none (it’s a trade paper, not a novel) • Condition: Good Pre-digital book-trade drama, from Crappy Old Books Before online catalogues, before AbeBooks, before dealers spent half their lives swearing at upload forms, there was Bookdealer – the weekly paper where the British book trade went to: Advertise fresh stock Gossip via small ads Announce fairs, catalogues, bargains, and minor heartbreaks This is the London Book Fairs Issue, dated 29th June 1996, No. 1262 – a special snapshot of that glorious era when people descended on dusty halls, school gyms, hotels, and vaguely alarming conference centres to buy and sell books in person, armed only with cash, cheques, and questionable optimism. Think of it as The Radio Times for people who smell like old paper. Condition: Good (like a dealer’s tweed jacket) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact, still bearing its period typography and general air of “if you know, you know.” The spine/fold is sound – not split, not flapping, just pleasantly creased from being opened and read like an actual newspaper. All pages present and attached – no missing centre spreads, no torn-out fair maps, no dealer list mysteriously removed for “research purposes.” Modest, honest wear: slightly softened corners, a hint of age-toning, maybe the ghost of having lived in a briefcase or on a shop counter. No tea tsunami across the London fair listings, no biro rage scribbles shouting “ALREADY SOLD!!!”, no unspeakable stains. Just a Good, complete, dignified copy that has seen some shelves. What’s inside this very specific slice of 1996? You’re getting the full mid-90s book trade ecosystem, printed on nice, sensible paper: London Book Fair announcements and adverts Who’s dealing where, when, and with what Which halls you needed to brave that weekend Fairs in venues ranging from respectable to “is this technically a sports hall?” Dealer ads full of: Fine bindings, incunabula, modern firsts, detective fiction, topography, children’s books, theology, left-wing pamphlets, and anything else someone thought might shift Phrases like “Catalogues issued” and “Visitors welcome by appointment” – the pre-website equivalent of “we exist, please ring bell” Stock lists and wants lists Dealers begging the world for that one elusive title Others proudly offering exactly the obscure nonsense you didn’t know you needed It’s a world of phone numbers, fax numbers, and absolutely no email addresses. “Search” meant flipping pages. “Networking” meant going to an actual pub. A time capsule of the trade Reading this now is like: Standing in a book fair foyer in 1996, hearing the rustle of bags, seeing the glint of Brodart covers and glass-fronted cases Eavesdropping on the pre-digital marketplace where stock moved via postal catalogues, fairs, and hopeful phone calls Noticing which authors and genres were hot in ’96 – and which prices will make you quietly weep with hindsight It’s full of: Dealer names you might still recognise today Others lost to time, retired, absorbed, or vanished between one fair and the next That unique trade-paper tone: brisk, factual, quietly obsessed No lifestyle features. No listicles. Just Books For Sale, Fairs To Attend, and People Who Care. Why you might irrationally want this This issue is perfect if you: Collect book-trade ephemera and think old dealer papers are as exciting as the books themselves Have fond (or frightening) memories of 1990s fairs where everyone smoked outside, priced inside, and complained about VAT Are writing about the antiquarian/second-hand trade and want authentic period detail – real adverts, real dates, real venues Just love the idea that the entire UK book scene once ran on printed weekly papers and shared grumbling It’s also a weirdly wonderful artefact for: Shopowners and dealers who want to frame a bit of their own history Librarians and cataloguers who enjoy seeing how the trade looked from the commercial side Anyone who believes the phrase “Fair at Bloomsbury, 60 dealers” is more exciting than “new app launch.” Why a Good used copy is just right From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Looks like it’s done what it was meant to: circulated, consulted, folded, and kept Has enough wear to feel authentic, but not so much you’re afraid to turn the pages Can be read, annotated, waved around, or used as reference without the terror of damaging a museum-grade relic This isn’t a precious artefact in a glass case. It’s a working snapshot of the trade, surviving long after the fax machines gave up. The bare bibliographic bones Title: Bookdealer – London Book Fairs Issue – 29th June 1996 – No. 1262 Author/Editor: Bookdealer Publisher: Bookdealer (1996) ISBN: None – it’s a trade periodical, not a coffee-table book Condition: Good – complete, lightly worn, structurall https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5112/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bookdealer-1262-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bookdealer no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5111 The Story of the Bahamas by Paul Albury The Story of the Bahamas (1975) – Paul Albury Macmillan Caribbean • ISBN: none (clearly doesn’t need one) • Condition: Good Sun-drenched, colonially complicated, from Crappy Old Books So you think you know the Bahamas. White sand. Turquoise water. Cruise ships the size of small nations. A daiquiri with an umbrella in it. Paul Albury is here to gently tap you on the shoulder and say: “Yes, the beaches are lovely. But also: pirates, plantations, slavery, rebellions, governors, Cold War intrigue, and more flag changes than you can shake a palm tree at.” The Story of the Bahamas (1975) is your ticket to the bit behind the postcards – a brisk, readable history of an island chain that has been many things to many people: waystation, colony, sugar-and-cotton enterprise, refuge, smuggling hub, tax haven, and finally, an independent nation learning to tell its own story. Condition: Good (like a well-handled passport) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and presentable, not sun-faded into oblivion like a beach towel left out too long. The spine is solid, perhaps with a dignified crease or two – evidence that someone actually read it instead of just waving it around while saying “I’m very interested in Caribbean history, actually.” All pages present and firmly bound – no missing chapters on pirates, Loyalists, emancipation, or independence. Modest, honest wear: slightly softened corners, a hint of shelf rub, maybe the ghost of a thumbprint from someone who hit the good bit about wreckers and never looked back. No water damage (despite all the sea), no sand embedded between the pages, and no mysterious cocktail stains. Just a straightforward Good condition history book with its dignity intact. What’s actually in the story? Albury walks you through several centuries of: Indigenous people already living there before anyone “discovered” anything Columbus showing up and beginning a long tradition of Europeans making dramatic entrances and poor decisions Colonial tug-of-war, featuring Spain, Britain, and opportunistic neighbours Pirates and privateers treating the region as their personal workplace-slash-retirement plan Slavery, plantations, and the long, ugly economic underbelly that tourist brochures politely omit The arrival of Loyalists after the American Revolution (because why not add more complications) Emancipation, social change, and the slow shift from colony to something more self-determined The march toward independence in 1973, which for this 1975 book is still fresh enough to feel like recent news The tone is very much: “Let’s walk through how we got from ‘strategic stopover for empires and opportunists’ to ‘modern Bahamian state,’ shall we?” You get dates and names, yes, but also atmosphere: storms, ships, trade, migration, conflicts, compromises, and the awkward reality that paradise has always had a fairly complicated backstory. Why this is fun and unsettling Reading this while thinking of cruise ships and resorts is… educational. It’s: A corrective to the idea that the Bahamas has always existed purely to supply your holiday snaps A reminder that behind every laid-back iconography of palm trees is a history of labour, resistance, and negotiation A compact but rich overview for anyone who wants more than “it used to be British and then it wasn’t” It won’t lecture you like a doorstop academic tome, but it will quietly insist that you notice: Who had power, Who didn’t, Who made the money, And who paid the real price. Why a Good used copy is just right A brand-new, untouched copy of a 1975 Caribbean history would feel suspicious – like a souvenir no one actually opened. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Already looks like it has enlightened at least one previous owner who thought “pirates and beaches” was the whole story Frees you from the burden of keeping it perfect – read it on the sofa, in the garden, on a train, or even on an actual beach (carefully) Comes with just enough patina to feel period-appropriate: a 1970s book talking about independence as a recent, thrilling development It’s not a delicate relic. It’s a sturdy little narrative of a country working out who it is. Ideal for readers who: Are tired of travel guides pretending history started with the first hotel Have a thing for colonial and post-colonial history, but prefer it readable rather than footnote-infested Want to understand the Bahamas as more than “tax haven with nice weather” Are writing fiction, research papers, or extremely informed holiday smugness Also great for: Teachers and students looking for an entry-level but thoughtful overview People who collect regional history from Macmillan Caribbean Anyone whose idea of a good time is a nation’s story told from the inside out, not the outside in The bare facts (no turquoise filter) Title: The Story of the Bahamas Author: Paul Albury Publisher: Macmillan Cari https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5111/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-the-bahamas-dec-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Caribbean no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5110 Molecular Biology and Biochemistry - Problems and Applications by David Freifelder Molecular Biology and Biochemistry – Problems and Applications (1978) – David Freifelder W. H. Freeman • ISBN: 0716700689 • Condition: Good Conceptually terrifying, physically harmless, from Crappy Old Books So you thought you understood molecular biology… until someone said the word “problems”. This is Freifelder in full “no more gentle explanations” mode: a whole book devoted to the questions after the textbook chapter ends. It’s where cheery diagrams go to die and are reborn as exam-style nightmares like: “Assume DNA of length L is replicated with bidirectional forks at rate v…” …and suddenly you’re deep in logarithms, half-lives, and regret. Condition: Good (unlike your confidence) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and academically serious – classic Freeman textbook chic: modest colours, maximum fear. The spine is sound, maybe with a dignified crease or two from previous all-nighters. All pages present and tightly bound – no missing problem sets, no mysteriously vanished answer sections, no convenient gaps where the hardest questions used to be. Light, honest wear: softened corners, very mild scuffing, and the faint aura of someone whispering “please let this be on the test and not the other thing.” No coffee floods, no frantic biro rants, no “I HATE THIS CHAPTER” carved into the margins. Just a clean, solid, Good condition problem book, ready to gently shatter your illusion of understanding. What’s lurking between the covers? This isn’t a narrative. It’s structured suffering with educational intent. Inside you get problem sets on: DNA, RNA, and protein synthesis – replication, transcription, translation, and all the ways you can get them numerically wrong. Enzymes and kinetics – because nothing says “fun evening” like plotting velocity versus substrate concentration by hand. Genetics, regulation, and operons – if you’ve ever wanted to calculate promoter efficiencies while questioning your life choices. Biochemical pathways – glycolysis, TCA, and their many opportunities for stoichiometric humiliation. Each section is built to take the nice, friendly concepts you thought you’d learned and ask: “All right then, prove it.” Some problems are short. Some are long. Some look harmless and then casually introduce three new assumptions and a surprise log function. Why this is secretly brilliant (and evil) In the modern world of auto-graded quizzes and “check your understanding” buttons, this book is refreshingly blunt: No hints. No animations. No “great job!” confetti when you get one right. Just: Questions. Data. The expectation that you will sit down with pencil, paper, and possibly a calculator that weighs as much as a small brick. And yet, it’s good for you: It forces you to actually think with the biology, not just recite it. It links concepts to numbers, experiments, and real-world-ish scenarios. It’s the kind of practice that turns “I read the chapter” into “I might actually survive the exam.” Who on earth wants this in 2025? You, apparently, if you: Are studying mol-bio/biochem and secretly suspect your current course is a bit too “multiple choice and vibes.” Teach and want proper old-school problem sets that don’t require a login or a licensing agreement. Collect classic science texts and love seeing how brutally they expected students to cope in the 70s. Enjoy sitting down with a problem that takes 20–30 minutes and several minor crises to solve. It’s also great for: Self-punishing overachievers People studying for grad-school entrance exams or quals Anyone who wants to feel smug after finally cracking question 17(b) on the third attempt Why a Good used copy is perfect You don’t want this pristine. That would feel like nobody ever needed it. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Already looks like it’s been through at least one semester and lived to tell the tale. Has just enough wear to say “I have seen panic,” but not enough to suggest “and then I was thrown against a wall.” Is ready for you to pencil in notes, fold page corners, and leave it open on your desk like a biochemical threat display. It’s not an ornament. It’s a training device. Ideal reading/use conditions Best experienced: With a large mug of something caffeinated and a calculator that doesn’t judge you. At a table with plenty of scrap paper and somewhere soft to bang your head. In the emotional state “I am willing to suffer now so Future Me suffers slightly less.” Possible side effects: Swearing at rate equations Sudden, fierce affection for correctly balanced reactions The unshakable sense that you actually understand the material now, which is frankly unsettling The cold, hard data Title: Molecular Biology and Biochemistry – Problems and Applications Author: David Freifelder Publisher: W. H. Freeman (1978) ISBN: 0716700689 Condition: Good – gently worn, academically terrifying, entirely intact Molecular Bio https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5110/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/molecular-biology-and-biochemistry-dec-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Freeman 9780716700685 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5109 The Enzyme Molecule by W Ferdinand The Enzyme Molecule (1980) – W. Ferdinand John Wiley & Sons • ISBN: 047101821X • Condition: Good Kinetically serious, biochemically nostalgic, from Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever sat in a lab wondering why your reaction is slower than your will to live, The Enzyme Molecule is the stern, data-driven friend you apparently needed all along. This is 1980s biochemistry, when: Graphs were drawn by hand Computers were optional, but Lineweaver–Burk plots were not And enzymes were discussed with the kind of reverence usually reserved for opera and expensive glassware W. Ferdinand is here to guide you through the gloriously uncompromising world of enzyme kinetics, structure, inhibition, and general catalytic drama. It’s not cute. It’s not chatty. It is weirdly satisfying. Condition: Good (like a well-folded lab coat) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and academically serious – classic Wiley: no nonsense, no cartoons, just “you are definitely reading a biochemistry book.” The spine is sound, possibly with a light crease or two from previous skirmishes with Michaelis–Menten. All pages present, securely bound, and readable – no missing derivation, no lost appendix, no mysterious gap where the inhibition section used to be. Normal, respectable wear: softened corners, very mild shelf-rub, perhaps a faint sense of “someone once crammed for an exam using this and survived.” No fluorescent highlighter atrocities on every page, no coffee tsunami stains, no pages stuck together with buffer solution. Just a well-kept, Good condition veteran of serious study. What’s brewing inside the active site of this book? Expect: Proper enzyme kinetics: Michaelis–Menten, Lineweaver–Burk, Eadie–Hofstee – all the plots, all the slopes, all the ways to find out that yes, you pipetted something wrong. Discussions of enzyme structure and mechanism that talk to you like a grown-up: Binding sites, transition states, catalytic residues, the whole molecular soap opera. Inhibition in all its flavours: Competitive, non-competitive, uncompetitive, and “why does this graph look like that?” A tone that says: “We are here to understand reality at the molecular level. Kindly bring your brain.” This is not “Enzymes For People Who Are Sort of Curious.” This is “Enzymes For People Who Need To Pass And Possibly Publish.” A love letter to pre-PowerPoint science Reading The Enzyme Molecule today feels like sliding into a slightly scratchy lab coat from another era: Figures and diagrams drawn with care, not yanked from clip-art. Algebra that expects you to follow along without collapsing. Explanations that assume you might actually want to derive the equation, not just memorise it for multiple choice. It’s comforting, in a demanding, slightly intimidating way. Like an old lecturer who doesn’t smile much but really knows their stuff. Why on earth would you want this now? Because: You’re studying enzymes and your modern textbook keeps “simplifying” everything until it’s practically decorative. You’re a lab person who wants a solid kinetics reference that isn’t secretly just a web article with good lighting. You collect vintage science texts and love that late-20th-century mix of heavy maths and earnest prose. You secretly enjoy working through rate equations with a pencil and feel mildly betrayed by software that does it for you. Use it to: Check your intuition about enzyme behaviour. Bulk up your reference shelf with something that clearly means business. Intimidate undergraduates by leaving it open on your desk at a particularly brutal graph. Why a Good used copy is exactly right Enzyme books are meant to be used, not worshipped. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Already looks like it’s seen at least one cohort of confused students and come out unscathed. Has enough life in it to be annotated, bookmarked, and left open in the lab without causing you to wince. Carries that comforting “this has survived real work” aura: a text that’s been around long enough to prove it’s not all nonsense. It’s not a relic. It’s a working biochemical tool with a bit of history and no ego. Ideal for readers who: Like their biochemistry dense, precise, and low on small talk Are revising for exams, designing assays, or just pretending to Enjoy seeing the foundational logic behind what enzyme software spits out in 0.3 seconds Appreciate that all the shiny structural biology in the world still bows to kinetics in the end Also great for: Lab libraries Nerdy gifts to overachieving postgrads Background reading for anyone writing fiction about scientists who actually sound like scientists The catalytic facts Title: The Enzyme Molecule Author: W. Ferdinand Publisher: John Wiley & Sons (1980) ISBN: 047101821X Condition: Good – gently worn, scientifically intense, structurally sound The Enzyme Molecule: for when you’re ready to move past “enzymes speed things up” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5109/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-enzymme-molecule-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Wiley and Sons 9780471018216 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5108 An Introduction to Computer Logic by H Troy, BD Carroll and J David Irwin An Introduction to Computer Logic (1975) – H. Troy, B. D. Carroll & J. David Irwin Prentice Hall • ISBN: 0134800125 • Condition: Good Binary-minded, gently aged, from Crappy Old Books Back when computers filled rooms, smoked gently, and spoke fluent punch card, someone had to explain what on earth was happening inside all those cabinets with the flashing lights. Enter An Introduction to Computer Logic (1975), a textbook from that noble era when: “User friendly” meant “the manual is under 500 pages,” Debugging occasionally involved a literal moth, And knowing your ANDs from your ORs made you an absolute legend in the lab. This is computer science before it got cool, ironic and app-shaped – back when it wore a tie, used chalkboards, and thought 64K was loads of memory. Condition: Good (like a well-maintained mainframe) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and sensibly serious – no neon “learn to code in a weekend” nonsense here. The spine is solid, with perhaps a thoughtful crease or two from prior bouts of late-night exam panic. All pages present, properly bound, and fully legible – no missing truth tables, no vanished Karnaugh maps, no mysteriously absent chapter on flip-flops. Modest, honest wear: gently softened corners, maybe a faint imprint where someone pressed too hard writing “THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST” in their notes. No coffee tidal waves, no frantic highlighter graffiti in six colours, no margin doodles of sad transistors. Just a clean, respectably used Good condition textbook, ready to lecture you like it’s 1975. What’s going on inside? This is LOGIC in the old-school, chalk-dust sense: Propositions, predicates, and proofs – the foundations of thinking clearly, whether you wanted to or not. Boolean algebra, truth tables and basic theorem wrangling – because computers are basically giant sulky machines that only understand true/false and still manage to be dramatic about it. Logic gates: AND, OR, NOT, NAND, NOR, XOR – the full dysfunctional family, mapped into circuits with very straight lines and very serious diagrams. Sequential logic: latches, flip-flops, counters – devices that remember things, unlike the person who was supposed to bring the assignment in. The tone is: “We assume you have a brain and are prepared to use it.” No cartoons. No mascot. No “gamified learning experience.” Just clear explanations, exercises, and the quiet expectation that you will sit down, work it out, and maybe learn something. A glimpse into pre-laptop academia Reading this now is like auditing a course from: A world without Wi-Fi, where your “connection” was how well the cabling was soldered. Lecture halls full of overhead projectors, squeaky chairs, and students who carried slide rules unironically. A time when “computer science” was not about UX flows and mobile-first design, but about whether your circuit actually… you know… worked. It’s pure retro CS: No JavaScript frameworks. No social media algorithms. No talk of “the cloud,” unless it’s affecting the radio signal. Just you, some symbols, and the uneasy realisation that the laptop you’re reading this on is still doing all of this under the hood. Why you might actually want this You could use it as: A reference if you’re learning digital logic and want something that explains it without memes or 17 layers of abstraction. A historical curiosity, seeing how they taught this stuff when “home computer” meant “you built it yourself and it smelled of solder.” A prop for any 70s/80s tech-themed set, photo shoot, or cosplay of “slightly stressed undergraduate in brown flares.” A conversation starter on your shelf: “Oh that? It’s from when logic still frightened people.” It’s also fun to see how much hasn’t changed. All the silicon glamour still boils down to the same humble TRUE/FALSE you’ll find painstakingly laid out here. Why a Good used copy is exactly right A pristine, untouched copy of a 1975 logic textbook would be suspicious – like code that “definitely worked first try.” From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Looks like it’s been through at least one course, possibly two, but escaped with dignity. Has enough wear to prove it’s actually been opened, but not enough to suggest it was hurled across the room before finals. Invites you to scribble in pencil, shove in a bookmark, and actively use it – the way the authors intended, back when every exercise was a battle and calculators had red LEDs. It’s not a relic; it’s a working tool that just happens to be wearing wide collars and listening to prog rock. Ideal for readers who: Are studying digital logic and secretly enjoy doing things the old-school way. Collect vintage computing books, manuals, and early CS textbooks. Want to understand what’s actually happening below the level of “my IDE yelled at me again.” Are fond of the idea that somewhere, deep down, all modern tech is just a huge pi https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5108/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-introduction-to-computer-logic-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prentice Hall 9780134800127 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5107 The Improved Postage Stamp Album by Stanley Gibbons The ‘Improved’ Postage Stamp Album (c.1936) – Stanley Gibbons Stanley Gibbons • ISBN: none (pre-barcode, pre-decimal, pre-most-of-your-stamps) • Condition: Good Unused, unblemished, and unreasonably optimistic, from Crappy Old Books At last: a way to organise your stamp collection as it would have been organised before the Second World War happened, countries changed names, and empires quietly shuffled off stage. This is The ‘Improved’ Postage Stamp Album, proudly brought to you by Stanley Gibbons in or around 1936, and dated via the gloriously precise advert in the back for the 1936 Stanley Gibbons Simplified Stamp Catalogue – price 5/-. Nothing says “period piece” quite like shillings. Condition: Good (and weirdly pristine) This copy is, somewhat alarmingly: Unused. No hinges. No mounts. No stamps. Not even one lonely ½d King George stuck in the wrong colony. Perfectly clean. The pages look like they’ve been waiting 90 years for someone to commit. Strong hardback covers. A solid, dark binding that looks like it expects to be taken seriously and shelved next to atlases, not colouring books. The spine is firm, the boards are square, and the interior is crisp enough to make modern stationery blush. Someone in 1936 bought this, had big philatelic dreams… and then never got round to it. Their procrastination is your windfall. Maps! Everywhere, maps Inside, you get: Printed maps of the world as it looked in the mid-1930s: Empires still sprawling Borders confidently drawn Names you now only see in quiz shows and history books Spaces and headings ready for the stamps of: Colonies Protectorates Territories that have since been rebranded, merged, divided, or politely erased It’s less a stamp album and more a geopolitical museum, bound in hard covers and pretending to be a hobby accessory. “Not compatible with post-1936 stamp items” This album is gloriously, unapologetically frozen in time. No spaces for new countries. No allowance for later independence, renaming, or the general collapse of empire. If it didn’t exist in the 1936 Gibbons worldview, it does not exist in here. So yes, this album is technically not compatible with post-1936 stamp items, unless you enjoy existential arguments with your stationery. Try to file a modern commemorative issue in here and the book will simply blink in 1930s. Which makes it: Ideal for vintage/worldwide collections up to the mid-30s Hilariously stubborn as a historical object The perfect passive-aggressive reminder that the world map is not as fixed as the stamp dealers once hoped What you can actually do with it Build a period-correct pre-war collection. Hunt down only stamps issued before or around 1936 and fill the album as its original owner never did. Very committed. Very nerdy. Deeply satisfying. Use it as a prop or decor piece. It looks exactly like something that should be on the desk of an old-school collector, colonial official, or slightly sinister archivist. Treat it as an artefact of philatelic optimism. A whole book of perfectly blank spaces, each one a promise that someone meant to get organised and just… didn’t. For the stamp-minded and the history-inclined This is perfect if you: Collect Stanley Gibbons ephemera as eagerly as you collect stamps Love old atlases, obsolete borders, and the quiet arrogance of pre-war cartography Are building a thematically accurate display or exhibit based on interwar collecting Just really like the idea of an album that refuses to acknowledge that the last 80+ years ever happened It’s also wonderful for: Set designers needing instant “serious old collector” vibes Grandparent-level nostalgia projects People who can look at a blank, labelled space and think, Challenge accepted. Condition report (for the picky and precise) Title: The ‘Improved’ Postage Stamp Album Author/Publisher: Stanley Gibbons Date: c.1936, as per back-page advert for the 1936 Simplified Catalogue (price 5/-) ISBN: None – this predates all that nonsense Format: Strong hardback with maps of the world and printed country sections Condition: Good – clean, unused interiors, solid binding, ready for your stamps (provided they respect 1936) The ‘Improved’ Postage Stamp Album: for when you want an album that’s not just a place for stamps, but a time machine to a world of shillings, empires, and utterly confident atlases. Supplied in honestly Good, beautifully unused condition by Crappy Old Books, who are quietly impressed it survived this long without a single hinge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5107/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-improved-postage-stamp-album-dec-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stanley Gibbons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5106 HRH The Princess of Wales by Brenda Ralph Lewis HRH The Princess of Wales (1982) – Brenda Ralph Lewis Ladybird Books • ISBN: 9780721407401 • Condition: Good Royal, reverent, and gloriously early-’80s, from Crappy Old Books Behold: a Ladybird biography from that brief, glittering window when the story of the Princess of Wales was marketed as a straight-up modern fairy tale, and everyone politely agreed not to ask too many questions. Published in MCMLXXXII (you know this now), this is the world of: Shiny tiaras Huge collars Bigger hair And the absolute conviction that “happily ever after” could be printed as non-fiction. HRH The Princess of Wales is Ladybird doing peak royal mythmaking: slim hardback, earnest prose, carefully posed photographs, and the sort of calm certainty that only 1982 could manage. Condition: Good (like the tiara, not the marriage) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The pictorial hard cover is intact, still proudly parading early-’80s royal aesthetics The spine is solid and unbroken, ready for many more reverent flips through ballgowns and balcony waves All pages are present and firmly attached—no missing photos, no vanished wedding spread, no mysteriously excised acknowledgements to “the fairy tale” Light, honest wear: gently softened corners, maybe a faint scuff or two, the polite patina of a book that’s been picked up, admired, and then carefully put back again No crayon moustaches, no biro hearts around random Guards officers, no “Princess Diana 4EVA” scratched into the inside cover (as far as we’ve seen). Just a Good, clean, very slightly timeworn copy with all its nostalgic power intact. What’s inside this tiny shrine to 1982? Open it and step into: A beautifully curated royal narrative: childhood, courtship, engagement, wedding – the highlight reel, Ladybird-style Photographs staged and selected for maximum optimism: smiles, flowers, waving, horses, flags, more smiling Text written in that classic Ladybird tone: calm, informative, and absolutely convinced that this is a safe, stable story for children and nation alike Zero cynicism, zero foreshadowing, one hundred percent “isn’t this marvellous?” energy This is: Royal PR distilled into 52-ish small, glossy pages History as it wanted to be seen in the early ’80s A perfect time capsule of Britain’s “fairy tale wedding” mood, preserved for your bookshelf No messy context. No later complications. Just The Princess of Wales, newly installed, dutiful, glamorous, radiant, and surrounded by horses, hats, and heraldry. Why you absolutely might want this Because this book is: A cold, glossy slice of royal nostalgia from a pre-meme, pre-Twitter, pre-“tell-all documentary” world Perfect for anyone who collects Diana memorabilia, Ladybird books, royal ephemera, or objects that capture what a nation once chose to believe Weirdly fascinating as a historical artefact: not of Diana herself, but of how she was initially packaged for public consumption Use it as: A display piece: pair it with a 1981 mug and a commemorative teaspoon for maximum chaos Research material: if you’re writing anything set in early-’80s Britain, this is pure mood-board in book form A conversation starter: leave it on the coffee table and watch people’s eyebrows do things Extra joy: the Ladybird factor Let’s not underestimate the sheer charm of a Ladybird royal biography: That compact hardback format, built to survive school libraries and eager small hands Text that explains monarchy, titles, and palaces as if it’s all very straightforward and not at all a constitutional fever dream Layout and fonts that scream nostalgia at anyone who ever had a Ladybird on “Kings and Queens” or “How Things Work” It’s the most British thing imaginable: teaching children about the monarchy via a small educational book with neat margins and carefully proofed optimism. Why a Good used copy is exactly right You don’t want this pristine. That would feel like it had spent forty years sulking in a cupboard. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Already looks like it’s been admired, flicked through, and perhaps once solemnly shown to visiting relatives Has enough wear to say “I lived through the ’80s,” but not so much that it looks like it was stored in a damp garage with commemorative tea towels Lets you handle it like a book, not a relic—open it flat, point at the pictures, mutter “look at those sleeves” as often as necessary It’s not a museum piece. It’s a survivor from the great age of royal optimism. Ideal for readers who: Collect Diana-era items and believe no shrine is complete without at least one Ladybird Love seeing how we used to present royalty to children, before things got complicated Have a soft spot for vintage illustrations, royal weddings, and slightly overconfident national narratives Simply enjoy weirdly specific little pockets of cultural history Also excellent for: Set dressers, prop hunters, and vintage shop magpies P https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5106/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hrh-the-princess-of-wales-dec-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ladybird Books 9780721407401 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5105 Lawn Tennis by JG Smyth Lawn Tennis (1953) – J. G. Smyth BT Batsford Ltd • ISBN: none (from a nobler, pre-barcode era) • Condition: Good Now with bonus vintage Wimbledon Museum flyer (pre-internet, gloriously glossy) Respectably aged, gently squashed, from Crappy Old Books Step back to a time when: Racquets were wooden, Shorts were too short, And “sports science” meant a brisk rub-down and half an orange. Lawn Tennis (1953) by J. G. Smyth is a beautifully serious guide to a game that now involves polyester, grunt analysis, and hawk-eye, but here is presented as a rational, civilised activity for people in neatly pressed whites trying not to sweat in public. This is the era when you learned to serve, volley, and behave yourself on court, all at once. Smyth’s tone is firmly “patient but disappointed games master,” and frankly, it’s delightful. Condition: Good (slightly squashed, absolutely game-ready) Let’s talk physical form. When Crappy Old Books says Good, and then adds details, we mean: The spine is slightly squashed – think “mildly compressed by a lifetime between heavier books,” not “flattened in a tragic bookshelf calamity.” A little cosmetic squeeze, but nothing structural. The binding is strong – pages are secure, not flapping about like a badly strung racquet. You can open it, read it, and not feel you’re reenacting a slow-motion book collapse. The book wears protective plastic wrapping – the respectable kind, not sticky-tape chaos. It feels like someone once thought, “This is a proper sports book and must be preserved.” Inside, pages are complete, legible, and nicely aged: a gentle patina of 1950s respectability rather than “found in a puddle behind a pavilion.” In short: it looks lightly squashed, carefully wrapped, and quietly proud of its survival. Like a retired club champion in a cardigan. Free Bonus: Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Museum Flyer (80s/90s, pre-internet and proud) As a bonus, your copy comes with a vintage Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Museum flyer, complete with: A glorious pre-internet design – glossy, earnest, and utterly convinced a small printed map is all you will ever need. A fold-out map of where to go, what to see, and how to feel appropriately reverent in the presence of display cases filled with old racquets and slightly terrifying mannequins in period tennis wear. A vibe of: “This is a day out. You will learn things. You may even buy a bookmark.” It’s like opening the book and finding a tiny time portal to the late 1980s or early 1990s, when family outings were planned by leaflets picked up from racks, not TripAdvisor. What’s in the book itself? Inside Lawn Tennis, expect: Diagrams of grips, stances, and strokes, presented with total seriousness, as if your entire moral character rests on your backhand. Advice on court etiquette, because tennis is not just about hitting a ball—it’s about not behaving like a hooligan while doing it. Tactical guidance from a world where the racquets are heavy, the balls are slower, and nobody says “unforced errors” every five seconds on commentary. That particularly British tone of “Of course you could play badly, but one prefers not to.” It’s a handbook for: The aspiring club player of 1953, The modern nostalgist of 2025, And anyone who thinks tennis peaked when the dress code was “all white and absolutely no nonsense.” Why this copy is especially charming You’re not just getting a random old sports manual. You’re getting: A 1953 coaching book, gently squashed but structurally sound, wrapped like a museum exhibit. A free Wimbledon Museum flyer that has survived the onslaught of digital everything and still cheerfully insists that laminated maps and opening times are all the information any sane person could want. A bundled package of Tennis Then (1953 coaching) and Tennis Slightly Later (1980s/90s Wimbledon heritage tourism) in one tidy, plastic-wrapped time capsule. It’s like owning both a coaching manual and a tiny shrine to grass-court nostalgia. Ideal for readers who: Love tennis, but secretly believe it was better when racquets were made of trees. Hoard Wimbledon ephemera and think glossy pre-internet leaflets are basically art. Enjoy the very British combination of sport, manners, and mild passive-aggression in prose. Are writing, researching, or just vibing with mid-20th-century sport and culture. Also perfect as: A quirky gift for the tennis tragic who already owns too many branded towels. A prop for photos, theatre, or film set any time between the 50s and the 90s. A conversation piece on a coffee table, guaranteed to lure in anyone who’s ever shouted “OUT!” too loudly. In summary Title: Lawn Tennis Author: J. G. Smyth Publisher: BT Batsford Ltd (1953) ISBN: None – this book predates the era of numbers tattooed on everything. Condition: Good – slightly squashed spine, strong binding, protective plastic wrapping. Bonus Extra: Original 1980s/90s glossy Wimbledon Lawn Ten https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5105/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lawn-tennis-dec-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5103 Modern New Handy Pocket Dictionary by Edward N Teall Modern New Handy Pocket Dictionary (1947) – Edward N. Teall PM Productions • ISBN: none (older than barcodes, newer than Morse) • Condition: Good Compact, alphabetical, and mildly bossy, from Crappy Old Books At last: a dictionary that is Modern, New, Handy, Pocket, and also from 1947. This is the vocabulary equivalent of a short, well-dressed uncle who insists words were better in his day and has the receipts to prove it. Modern New Handy Pocket Dictionary is small enough to fit in a coat pocket, yet earnest enough to believe it can single-handedly civilise your spelling, grammar, and general sense of decorum. It’s here to help you navigate a world where men wear hats, letters are still written by hand, and nobody has ever typed “u ok” in their life. Condition: Good (like your English teacher on a Friday) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and attached, not peeling like a badly glued bookplate The spine is solid, maybe with a gentle crease: the kind that says “I have corrected several generations of homework” All pages are present and firmly bound—no missing M–N section, no strategic removal of “misapprehension” after one argument too many Pages are nicely aged: lightly tanned, maybe softened at the corners; the dignified wear of a book that has actually been used, not just shelved in a performative “I enjoy words” way No catastrophic ink explosions, no mystery stains, no pages that look like they doubled as coasters. Just a well-preserved little lexicon in honestly Good condition, ready for another tour of duty. What’s inside (besides judgement) You get: Thousands of words in tiny, determined print, marshalling English into orderly alphabetical lines Short, crisp definitions that expect you to meet them halfway and do not care about your feelings Spellings, meanings, and usages from the late 1940s, when “streaming” involved water and “cloud” did not store your passwords The occasional glorious period relic—words, phrases, and examples that betray exactly which decade thought this was “Modern” This is a dictionary from a world where: People looked things up instead of guessing and hoping autocorrect would sort it out “Handy” meant “you can carry it and not collapse” Vocabulary was considered a moral good, not an optional downloadable pack You will not find: Emojis Slang from TikTok “LOL”, “selfie”, or “ghosting” in the modern sense You may find: Words you didn’t know you’d needed Delightfully old-fashioned examples The quiet satisfaction of knowing how to spell things without squinting at your phone Why this is secretly brilliant to own now In a world of instant search and predictive text, Modern New Handy Pocket Dictionary doubles as: A reminder that English existed before your phone did A tactile, analog way to discover words by browsing instead of searching A tiny time capsule of what counted as “common usage” in 1947 Perfect for: Writers who want their prose to sound “period appropriate” without accidentally inventing words Fans of mid-century ephemera who believe reference books deserve as much love as novels Anyone who gets a strange joy from the smell of old paper and the tyranny of alphabetical order Why a Good, used copy is exactly right A dictionary that’s never been opened is deeply suspicious—like a gym membership that’s never been used. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Already looks like it has corrected someone’s spelling at least once Frees you from the pressure of keeping it pristine—flip through it, thumb the pages, leave it open on your desk next to an unfinished letter Carries that quiet, competent energy of an object that knows exactly what it’s for and is just waiting for you to admit you don’t know how to spell “acquiesce” This isn’t a coffee-table decoration. It’s a pocket tool with opinions. Ideal for readers who: Still get a small thrill from looking things up in an actual book Write with pens, on paper, like some sort of time-travelling academic Collect old reference works and insist they’re “useful” (they are, actually) Just enjoy the idea of owning a “Modern New” anything from 1947 Also excellent for: Props in period dramas Desk decoration in bookish offices Smugly checking spellings when autocorrect has clearly lost its mind Recommended usage conditions Best enjoyed: At a desk with a real lamp, not the blue glare of a screen With a mug of tea and maybe a fountain pen nearby, for atmosphere In short, delightful bursts of “what else is on this page?” browsing Side effects may include: Sudden urge to write letters Mild annoyance at modern simplified definitions Quiet satisfaction when you realise your vocabulary is now fractionally more 1947 than everyone else’s The small but precise facts Title: Modern New Handy Pocket Dictionary Author: Edward N. Teall Publisher: PM Productions (1947) ISBN: None – from the pre-ISBN era, when a title and a publisher https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5103/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modern-new-handy-pocket-dictionary-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books PM Productions no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5102 Chelsea by GE Mitton Chelsea (1903) – G. E. Mitton Adam and Charles Black • ISBN: none (older than barcodes, younger than the Embankment) • Condition: Good Fadedly elegant and quietly posh, from Crappy Old Books Before Chelsea meant £9 oat milk lattes and tiny dogs in handbags, it was already busy being artistic, eccentric, and slightly pleased with itself. Enter Chelsea (1903) by G. E. Mitton: a handsome little Edwardian love letter to one corner of London that has always been just a bit too pleased to be one corner of London. Think of it as an illustrated character study of a neighbourhood that fully intends to remain more interesting than you, forever. This is Chelsea with river mists, artists’ studios, and respectable ladies promenading, not influencers and concept gyms. Mitton strolls you through streets, squares, and landmarks like a well-bred guide who knows all the history and only some of the gossip. Condition: Good (like a slightly foxed dowager with strong opinions) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and holding itself together with the quiet dignity of someone who remembers when people dressed for dinner The spine is sound, perhaps with a gentle lean from a century-plus of being taken down, consulted, and sincerely admired All pages present and properly attached—no missing plates, no vanished chapter on riverside haunts, no mysterious amputation of the bit where they talk about rents (probably merciful) Pages showing attractive age: creamy or lightly tanned, corners a touch rounded, the sort of wear that says, “I have lived through several tenants, two wars, and the rise and fall of multiple hat styles.” No catastrophic damp, no wild underlining in biro, no pressed flowers that have welded pages together since the reign of Edward VII. Just a genuinely Good copy, with the right amount of patina and none of the drama. What’s inside (besides smug architecture and the Thames) Expect: A guided wander through old Chelsea: its streets, houses, churches, riverfront and residents who all seemed to have either titles, talent, or both That classic turn-of-the-century tone: gently didactic, quietly opinionated, occasionally snobbish, always convinced you’re very lucky to be reading this Period illustrations (if your edition includes them): views of the river, squares, and buildings that now either cost a fortune or no longer exist History, anecdote, and the kind of casual name-dropping that comes easily when your subject is a neighbourhood that collects famous people like other places collect pigeons Mitton writes as if: You have a hat. You are walking. You are mildly educated, moderately curious, and definitely not in a hurry. This is Chelsea-As-It-Was, with fewer traffic jams and more parasols. Why this is fun in 2025 (and not just for historians) Reading Chelsea (1903) now is like: Time-travelling with a talkative, cultured aunt who has Opinions about architecture and “the right sort of people” Discovering which streets have always been fancy and which ones used to be “a little undesirable” before someone invented “up-and-coming” as a concept Seeing the pre-digital version of location boasting: long, lovingly described paragraphs instead of Instagram geotags You don’t just get facts; you get attitude, preserved in ink. You can practically hear the rustle of skirts and the tut of someone who thinks the 1890s were much nicer, actually. Why a Good, used copy is exactly right A pristine, untouched copy of a 1903 Chelsea guide would feel wrong—like a drawing-room chair nobody ever sat in. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Already looks like it’s been opened by real people who cared about where Whistler lived or which street had the “better” houses Frees you from the guilt of handling a museum piece—turn the pages, examine the plates, leave it open while you make tea; it’s here to be read, not worshipped Carries that quiet, slightly bookish aura of having survived bookshelves, house moves, and maybe one or two earnest local historians It’s the literary equivalent of an old Chelsea townhouse: polished up, a bit worn at the edges, and deeply uninterested in being “modernised.” Ideal for readers who: Love old London, especially the bits that have always been a bit theatrical Collect topographical and local history books with more charm than objectivity Enjoy period prose, complete with gentle moralising and unabashed enthusiasm for “character” Are working on novels, research, or daydreams set in Edwardian London and want authentic background flavour Also excellent for: People who like to walk around modern Chelsea saying, “Well of course in 1903…” Map addicts and urban-history nerds Anyone who just enjoys books about places being extremely pleased to be themselves Recommended reading atmosphere Best enjoyed: In an armchair, with a blanket, firmly pretending your rented flat is in fact a riverfront house https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5102/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chelsea-dec-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Adam and Chares Black no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5101 The Vintage Motor Car Pocket Book by Cecil Clutton, Paul Bird and Anthony Harding The Vintage Motor Car Pocket Book (1959) – Cecil Clutton, Paul Bird & Anthony Harding BT Batsford Ltd • ISBN: none (older than ISBNs, younger than most of the cars) • Condition: Good Grease-free (mostly), charmingly anorak, from Crappy Old Books Once upon a time, before car culture meant arguing about range anxiety and touchscreens that never quite respond, there were proper cars: With wings (on the outside) With smells (oil, leather, faint terror) And dashboards that looked like someone had rearranged a small ship. The Vintage Motor Car Pocket Book (1959) is a glorious little brick of enthusiasm from three men—Cecil Clutton, Paul Bird and Anthony Harding—who clearly decided that the world urgently needed a pocket-sized guide to old cars and then wrote it as if the fate of civilisation depended on valve timing and coachwork. This is the pre-Google, pre-Wikipedia, pre-“what’s that car?” app solution: Look it up in the book. In tiny print. With diagrams. While wearing tweed. Condition: Good (like a well-kept pre-war saloon) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and attached, not peeling like a neglected vinyl roof The spine is solid, maybe lightly creased, as if previously opened by someone muttering, “I knew that was a 1926, not a ’27…” All pages present and firmly bound – no missing marques, no mysteriously torn-out specifications, no DIY editing by someone with strong opinions about magnetos Normal, respectable ageing: lightly tanned pages, softened corners, maybe the faintest whisper of having once lived in a glove compartment alongside a folding map and three generations of crumbs No oil smears (that we can see), no pages stuck together with leaked gasket sealant, and no evidence of having been used to wedge a wobbly axle stand. Just a Good, well-preserved little handbook of glorious vehicular obsession. What’s actually in this tiny time machine? Open it up and you’ll find: Concise entries on vintage motor cars: makes, models, dates, details Specifications that assume you know the difference between “side-valve” and “overhead” and frankly judge you if you don’t The sort of quiet certainty that of course you care deeply about wheelbase measurements and obscure coachbuilders Illustrations and descriptions that treat a 1920s touring car with the reverence usually reserved for medieval cathedrals Think of it as: A field guide for spotting vintage cars in the wild (“Note the distinctive radiator treatment…”) A conversation weapon at car meets (“Actually, if you check Clutton, Bird & Harding…”) A portable shrine to an era when reliability was aspirational and starting the car was part ritual, part gamble This is not a glossy coffee-table book. It’s a pocket reference written for people who think “Is that a 1913 or 1914 body style?” is a reasonable thing to ask at speed. Why you, a modern human, might want this You could: Use it as authentic research for writing, roleplaying, or reenactment set in the days when cars had proper smells and names Wave it around at classic car shows as a kind of laminated soul mate Leave it on a side table so visitors know, instantly, that you have Opinions about pre-war motoring Flip through it for the sheer joy of reading phrases like “four-cylinder monobloc engine” and “noted for its lively performance” in crisp, 1950s tones It’s also an excellent reminder that your current car, which occasionally refuses to connect to Bluetooth, is still not as temperamental as something that required: A choke ritual A starting handle And a calm acceptance that, today, it might simply say “no.” Why a Good, used copy is exactly right A pristine, never-opened copy of a vintage motor car handbook would feel completely wrong, like a trailer queen that never leaves the garage. From Crappy Old Books, this Good condition copy: Already looks like it’s done at least one respectable tour through someone’s motoring library Frees you to actually use it—flip through with slightly oily fingers (within reason), tuck it in a bag, consult it dramatically at auctions Carries the quiet dignity of a reference book that has been read, valued, and not left under the rear suspension overnight It’s the literary equivalent of a well-maintained classic: not concours, but absolutely ready for the road. Ideal for readers who: Genuinely know what pre-selector gearboxes are and like it that way Collect obscure motoring literature with the fervour of a man hunting rare carburettors Are writing about the 1910s–30s and want to sound like they’ve actually sniffed hot castor oil Simply enjoy old cars, old books, and the old-fashioned idea that information belongs in your pocket, not in a distant server farm Also ideal for: Nostalgic mechanics Classic-car tragics People who just like tiny, extremely serious books about very specific things Suggested reading environment Best enjoyed: In an armchair that makes https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5101/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-vintage-motorcar-pocket-book-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5100 Stock Exchange Investment List by Henderson Crosthwaite Limited Stock Exchange Investment List (1987) – Henderson Crosthwaite Limited Bishopgate Press • ISBN: none (because the market was the identity) • Condition: Good Dusty capitalism, neatly stapled, from Crappy Old Books Behold a relic from that golden age when: Men wore braces unironically “Big Bang” meant deregulation, not astrophysics And the phrase “the market will sort it out” was said with total, Thatcher-flavoured confidence. Stock Exchange Investment List (1987) is exactly what it sounds like: a printed snapshot of what everyone was extremely excited about (or pretending to be) in the late 1980s financial universe. Before apps. Before candlestick chart tattoos. Before anyone thought, “Maybe we should not trust absolutely everything with a fax machine and a handshake.” It’s a catalogue of investments from Henderson Crosthwaite Limited, back when having a double-barrelled stockbroker name was 80% of the job. Condition: Good (like your dad’s portfolio before the crash) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and still clinging to respectability like a mid-level analyst clings to their bonus The spine (or stapled binding, depending on the edition) is solid, not yet fraying under the weight of 1980s optimism All pages present and attached—no mysteriously missing sectors, no carefully removed “we don’t talk about that one anymore” entries Normal, honest ageing: lightly yellowed paper, softened corners, the occasional faint smudge from a long-forgotten cup of tea (or something stronger) No frantic biro scribbles shouting BUY at random tickers. No coffee tsunami stains. No edges chewed by rodents or trainee brokers. Just a well-preserved, Good condition artefact of analog investing. What’s inside (besides nostalgia and tiny print) Open it up and you’ll find: Company names galore, some still titans, some quietly merged, acquired, or vanished into the footnotes of corporate history Columns of numbers, yields, prices and codes; a crisp, pre-digital layout for people who considered spreadsheets “a bit fancy” A complete lack of emojis, pie charts, or “investment personality quizzes” – just raw, unapologetic data The atmosphere of a time when your financial research toolkit consisted of this booklet, the FT, and a phone the size of a brick This is not: A how-to guide A personal finance book An emotional journey of one person’s path to FIRE It is: A printed fossil of how serious people in suits looked at the stock market in 1987 and said, “Yes, this all makes sense” A perfect period prop for anyone trying to recreate the atmosphere of pre-internet capitalism A strangely soothing parade of numbers from a world that believed volatility was something that happened to other people Why you might bizarrely want this You could use it as: Historical research material – for writers, economists, or anyone who thinks “long-term trends” should mean more than six months of meme stocks Office decor – leave it on your desk to project retro financial gravitas Conversation starter – “Would you like to see what people thought was a good idea in 1987?” Perspective aid – a reminder that today’s “solid, safe, forever” companies might be tomorrow’s “wait, who?” In a world of real-time market apps and live tickers, there’s something deeply calming about seeing it all frozen in ink, like a financial snow globe: all the motion implied, none of it actually happening. Why a Good used copy is perfect A brand-new, untouched copy of an investment list would feel wrong—like insider trading that never got used. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Looks exactly how it should: utilised but not abused, consulted but not cried over Comes with just enough wear to suggest it sat on a broker’s desk or in a filing cabinet, waiting for its moment Lets you flip through, fold a corner, or leave it open on a random page like you’re plotting your retro portfolio comeback It’s not precious. It’s working paperwork that accidentally time-travelled into the present. Ideal for readers (and hoarders) who: Collect finance ephemera, vintage city paraphernalia, or anything that smells faintly of carbon paper and ambition Are writing novels, dramas, or games set in the late 80s financial world Enjoy looking at old lists and saying things like, “Oh wow, they were still around…” Have a soft spot for dead-tree data and the gentle rustle of yesterday’s certainty Also excellent for: Economists who want to terrify their students with “primary sources” People who love the aesthetics of old finance but not necessarily the actual risk Anyone who finds old reference material weirdly comforting Suggested usage scenarios Best enjoyed: With a cup of tea and a smirk In a quiet moment where you’d like to feel wiser than a group of very confident men in 1987 Alongside a modern investment app, just to enjoy the contrast Possible side effects: Mild smugness at surviving s https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5100/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stock-exchange-investment-list-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bishopgate Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5098 The European Community - A Guide to the Maze by Stanley A Budd and Alun Jones The European Community – A Guide to the Maze (1992) – Stanley A. Budd & Alun Jones Kogan Page • ISBN: 9780749403102 • Condition: Good Euro-bureaucratic, gently worn, from Crappy Old Books Ever looked at the European Community and thought, “This feels like a labyrinth designed by committee”? Good news: in 1992, two brave souls—Stanley A. Budd and Alun Jones—attempted to map it. The European Community – A Guide to the Maze is exactly what it says it is: a handbook to help reasonably sane people navigate the gloriously convoluted world of pre-Maastricht European integration. Think of it as a tourist guide to a political theme park where every ride is sponsored by a committee and comes with an acronym. This is from back when it was still the European Community, not yet the full-blown EU we know and argue about today. Simpler times. Well. Marginally. Condition: Good (like a well-used passport, not a pristine treaty draft) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and attached, not peeling like an unloved directive The spine may show a modest crease or two: evidence of previous efforts to understand how on earth the Council, Commission, and Parliament fit together without exploding All pages present, firmly bound—no missing diagrams, no vanishing explanation of qualified majority voting, no ripped-out section on agricultural policy (tempting though that might have been) Light, respectable wear: slightly softened corners, maybe a faint thumb-smudge or two—proof that this book has survived at least one encounter with a student, civil servant, or very lost journalist No fluorescent highlighter massacres, no passive-aggressive margin notes like “THIS MAKES NO SENSE,” and no coffee stains shaped like the map of Europe. Just a tidy, Good condition guide with a bit of character. What’s actually in the maze Inside, you’ll find: Diagrams, structures, and explanations of who does what, where, and with whose money Walkthroughs of the main institutions: Commission, Council, Parliament, Court of Justice and the rest of the acronym army Attempts to explain decision-making processes that appear to have been designed by someone who lost a bet with logic Context on policies, treaties, and the overall philosophy of “ever closer union” back when that phrase was still mostly an aspiration and not a national newspaper panic generator It’s 1992, so expect: References to the Single Market as an exciting future (or terrifying, depending on your politics) A Community of twelve members, not the supersized “hope you brought a bigger table” version Cheerfully earnest infographics trying to make institutional complexity look fun and approachable It’s the sort of book that tries very hard to reassure you that yes, there is a system, even if it occasionally resembles a filing cabinet falling down a staircase. Why this is brilliant to own now In the post-referendum era, this book doubles as: A historical artefact from the days when people mostly argued about the price of butter and farm subsidies rather than sovereignty on breakfast TV A reminder that Europe was already quite complicated before things got… more so A surprisingly charming introduction to the building blocks that later turned into everyone’s favourite geopolitical talking point It’s ideal if you: Always meant to understand the EC but got distracted sometime around “Article 100” Enjoy retro policy diagrams and timelines that stop just before everything really kicked off Want to sound unnervingly knowledgeable in pubs when people start sentences with “The thing about Brussels is…” Why a Good, used copy is peak authenticity A mint, untouched copy of A Guide to the Maze would feel suspiciously like a staged press photo. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Already looks like it’s survived one round of baffled consultation Frees you from the need to handle it like a fragile treaty—flip through it at your desk, fold a corner, leave it open on the table while you fetch more tea Carries the quiet dignity of a veteran reference book: once actually used, not simply shelved under “aspirations” This is not a coffee-table ornament. It’s a working map of a political labyrinth, preserved from an era of bigger hair, smaller memberships, and very earnest diagrams. Ideal for readers who: Secretly love institutional diagrams and organisational charts Collect political ephemera and mid-90s policy nostalgia Want to understand what on earth everyone was talking about back when “EC” wasn’t a typo for “EU” Are writing essays, novels, policies, rants, or stand-up routines involving Brussels and need period-accurate jargon Also suitable for: Recovering politics students Civil servants with a sense of humour Anyone who’s looked at the modern EU and thought, “Surely it didn’t start this complicated?” (Spoiler: it started quite complicated.) Recommended reading environment Best enjoyed: W https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5098/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-european-community-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kogan Page 9780749403102 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5097 A Path through the Desert - 40 Sayings of the Desert Fathers by Anselm Grun A Path Through the Desert – 40 Sayings of the Desert Fathers (2003) – Anselm Grün St Pauls • ISBN: 9780854396634 • Condition: Good Quietly ascetic, gently scuffed, from Crappy Old Books So you’re looking for spiritual guidance but you’re a bit tired of glossy self-help, cheerful fonts, and people saying “you’ve got this!” over pastel sunsets. Excellent. Time to go to the actual desert, where the wi-fi is non-existent, the chairs are terrible, and the spiritual advice is sharp enough to cut through your entire personality. A Path Through the Desert – 40 Sayings of the Desert Fathers is basically a curated playlist of wisdom from early Christian hermits who solved their “work–life balance” issue by removing the “life” bit and moving into caves. Anselm Grün takes forty of their short, unsettlingly pointed sayings and nudges them in your direction with reflections that roughly translate as: “Yes, you are a bit of a mess. No, that’s not the end of the story.” Condition: Good (like your intentions on a Monday morning) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and attached, not fraying in a symbolic “all is dust” sort of way The spine might show a gentle crease or two, suggesting a previous owner did some genuine wrestling with their inner chaos All pages are present and properly bound—no missing saying 37, no suspiciously torn-out bit about humility Light, honest wear: softened corners, maybe a faint thumbprint or tea shadow—evidence of actual use, not just decorative holiness No frantic underlining in six colours. No handwritten “THIS IS FOR YOU!!!” notes in the margins. No mystery stains that might be candle wax or might be… best not ask. Just a respectable, Good condition copy with a bit of life in it. What’s inside (besides the uncomfortable truth) You get: 40 sayings of the Desert Fathers – short, sharp, occasionally confusing, frequently devastating one-liners from men who thought silence, prayer, and relentless honesty were hobbies Reflections by Anselm Grün that translate those sayings from “cryptic ascetic hardcore” into “uncomfortably applicable to your life right now” Themes like: humility (real, not Instagrammed) detachment (from stuff, ego, and assorted nonsense) silence (the terrifying kind with no background podcast) mercy (for others and yourself, annoyingly) These aren’t 40 steps to a more productive you. They’re more like 40 invitations to stop, sit down, and ask, “What on earth am I actually doing?” You will not find: “Manifest your dreams” language Cheerful promises that everything will be fine if you just think positively Techniques for hacking your morning routine You will find: Spiritual side-eye from fourth-century monks who have you absolutely pegged A quiet encouragement to drop the performance and start being honest The unnerving sense that some desert-dwelling hermit has just described your internal life better than your last three journals combined Why a Good, used copy is perfect for this Pristine spiritual books can feel like they expect you to be tidy as well. From Crappy Old Books, this Good condition copy: Already looks like it’s been through at least one person’s “what am I doing with my life?” phase Frees you from the pressure of keeping it immaculate—fold a corner, scribble a thought in the margin, drop it in your bag among receipts and half a snack bar Carries a quiet sense of continuity: someone else walked this little “path through the desert” before you; now it’s your turn to trudge a few steps It’s not a display piece. It’s a working tool for the soul. A pocket-sized spiritual spanner. Ideal for readers who: Are spiritually curious but allergic to cheesy slogans Have a faith (or half a faith, or vague nostalgia for faith) and a low tolerance for fluff Suspect that the early church might have more to offer than nice mosaics and occasionally terrifying icons Want something short enough to read with a tired brain, but deep enough to haunt them for the rest of the day Also suitable for: People who keep saying “I really should slow down” and then never do Recovering perfectionists who need someone to say, gently but firmly, “stop performing” Those who like their theology compact, sharp, and occasionally mildly rude to their ego Recommended reading conditions Best experienced: Early morning, late at night, or whenever you finally stop scrolling With a drink you will mostly ignore because you’re stuck on one sentence In a place you can sit quietly for five minutes after reading a saying and think “…oh.” Possible side effects: Mild but persistent conviction A sudden urge to declutter your calendar and your excuses The uncomfortable discovery that the Desert Fathers were, inconveniently, onto something The tidy little facts Title: A Path Through the Desert – 40 Sayings of the Desert Fathers Author: Anselm Grün Publisher: St Pauls (2003) ISBN: 9780854396634 Condit https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5097/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-path-through-the-desert-dec-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Pauls 9780854396634 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5096 Selected Poems by Josef Hanzlik Selected Poems (1993) – Josef Hanzlík Bloodaxe Books • ISBN: 9781852241247 • Condition: Good Gently handled, faintly existential, from Crappy Old Books So you want poetry. Not “live, laugh, love” poetry. Actual poetry. The sort that comes with: memory regret history weather and the subtle suspicion that you’ve been living life at the wrong emotional resolution. Enter Selected Poems by Josef Hanzlík, from Bloodaxe Books—the people who never knowingly publish anything simple or soothing. This is the poetic equivalent of sitting in an Eastern European café with someone who has seen far too much, orders coffee like it’s a moral decision, and occasionally drops a line that rearranges your insides. Condition: Good (like your bookshelf, not your life) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact, attached, and not doing that tragic curling-at-the-edges thing The spine may show a light crease or two: evidence that another human being has already had at least one meaningful crisis over these poems All pages present and correctly bound—no missing stanza, no ripped-out last poem, no mysteries beyond the intentional ones Mild, respectable wear: gently softened corners, maybe a faint thumb-smudge or two—signs of actual reading, not decorative ownership No underlining in lime highlighter, no inspirational Post-it notes stuck to the margins, no evidence that someone tried to “improve” the poems with their own rhymes. Just a properly kept Good copy, ready for another round of introspection. What’s going on inside (poetically speaking) Expect: Poems that trust you to keep up: no explanatory footnotes saying, “This is the bit where you feel sad” Images that hover somewhere between dream and memory: streets, rooms, fields, faces, all slightly tilted That distinctly Central/Eastern European flavour of humour where you’re not entirely sure whether to laugh, sigh, or just stare at the wall for a bit A language of quiet estrangements: from places, from other people, sometimes from yourself This isn’t poetry that tries to seduce you with glitter and easy slogans. It’s more: “Sit down. Here is a small, precise scene. Something is wrong, but we won’t name it. You’ll feel it anyway.” You will not find: Motivational verse about seizing the day Rhymed declarations about sunsets and soulmates Poems that can be safely printed on a mug You may find: One or two lines you can’t stop thinking about A sense of being gently but firmly nudged out of your usual headspace The quiet, unnerving sensation of being understood by someone you’ve never met Why a Good, pre-loved copy is perfect for this sort of thing New poetry books can feel intimidating, like they might judge you for not “getting” them immediately. From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy: Already has the reassuring aura of having been opened, puzzled over, maybe reread at 1am Lets you fold a corner, stick in a bus ticket as a bookmark, or leave it face-down on a table without feeling like you’ve committed a cultural crime Comes pre-aged just enough that it looks like what it is: a working volume for actual reading, not a showroom artefact It’s a book meant to be carried around, flipped through, revisited. Not posed next to a luxury candle in an aspirational flat-lay. Ideal for readers who: Have outgrown the idea that poetry must either rhyme or be incomprehensible, and are happy in the strange middle ground Enjoy that Bloodaxe speciality: poems with emotional depth, political shadows, and zero fuss Like the sensation of standing in someone else’s memory and recognising bits of your own Are fond of that delicate feeling of “I don’t fully understand this, but it understands me” Also suitable for: Commuters who want something short but not shallow People who secretly believe thin books are more dangerous than thick ones Anyone who enjoys quiet literary melancholy as a lifestyle choice Recommended reading situations Best enjoyed: With a drink you keep forgetting to sip because you’re busy rereading a stanza In a slightly drafty room with a lamp that’s just a bit too dim, for ambience In the emotional state “functioning, but reflective” Potential side effects: Sudden urge to write your own terrible-but-earnest lines in a notebook Nostalgia for places you’ve never actually visited That small ache behind the ribs that means something’s landed Cold facts, warm implications Title: Selected Poems Author: Josef Hanzlík Publisher: Bloodaxe Books (1993) ISBN: 9781852241247 Condition: Good – lightly worn, fully intact, artistically moody Selected Poems: for when you want language that does more than decorate—language that quietly rearranges the furniture in your head while pretending not to. Supplied in honestly Good condition by Crappy Old Books, proud traffickers in slim volumes of concentrated feeling. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5096/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/josef-hanzlik-selected-poems-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloodaxe Books 9781852241247 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5095 Good News for Those Trying Harder by Alan Kraft Good News for Those Trying Harder (2008) – Alan Kraft David C Cook • ISBN: 9781434799401 • Condition: Good Grace-soaked, gently scuffed encouragement from Crappy Old Books So you’ve tried willpower. You’ve tried “just be better.” You’ve tried that thing where you make a list, colour-code it, stick it on the fridge and then ignore it for three months. Congratulations. You are precisely the target audience for Good News for Those Trying Harder. This is a book for people who are exhausted from attempting to be “good Christians,” “better people,” or “less of a walking disaster,” and who have a nagging suspicion that the entire point might not actually be try harder, feel worse, repeat. Alan Kraft’s basic message: You are not the world’s first underperforming perfectionist. Also: the gospel is supposed to be good news, not a cosmic performance review. Condition: Good (like your intentions… on a decent day) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact, presentable, and not currently shedding pieces in a symbolic “so much for self-improvement” way The spine may show a gentle crease or two—evidence that someone else has already stress-read their way through grace vs. guilt All pages are present, firmly attached and fully legible—no missing chapter on freedom, no torn-out section on “stop beating yourself up” There’s light, honest wear: softened corners, maybe a faint smudge or two, suggesting that this book has previously coexisted with coffee, biscuits, or late-night despair No frantic underlining in red pen (that we’ve noticed), no passive-aggressive margin notes saying “APPLY THIS!!”, no pages warped by tears of spiritual burnout. Just a solid, well-kept, Good condition paperback with a past. What’s inside (apart from relief) This is not one of those books that hands you: Seven new steps Three new systems One guaranteed method to finally become the person your inner critic keeps shouting about Instead, expect: A pretty direct demolition of the “try harder, God might be impressed this time” mindset A fresh look at the idea that grace is not just “the entry ticket” but the whole show Stories, Scripture, and explanations that say, more or less: “Hey, what if the Christian life is not actually about frantically climbing a ladder Jesus already set on fire?” Kraft circles around some persistent favourites: Guilt-as-motivation (spoiler: it’s terrible) The endless hamster wheel of “quiet time, fail, guilt, promise to try harder, repeat” The weird belief that God is generally disappointed but might give you a gold star if you really nail it this week And instead, he steers you back toward: Rest Reliance Grace that doesn’t just grudgingly tolerate you, but actually welcomes you You know. Good news. The thing on the label. Why reading this in a used copy is hilariously on-brand Brand new self-help-ish Christian paperbacks can feel like they’re silently judging you from the nightstand. From Crappy Old Books, this Good condition used copy: Already looks like it’s had at least one previous owner in need of a spiritual breather Frees you from the pressure of keeping it pristine—fold the page corners, read it in the bath, drop it in your bag with a half-eaten cereal bar; God’s not grading the binding Shows just enough wear to say, “You are not the first person who needed to hear this, and you won’t be the last” In other words: it preaches what it practices—a bit worn, still solid, absolutely usable. Just like… well, you can finish that thought. Ideal for readers who: Are tired of feeling like spiritual interns who are always one mistake away from being let go Hear the word “discipleship” and instantly think “to-do list and low-key dread” Have been secretly hoping someone would say, “You don’t have to fix yourself before you’re allowed to rest” Enjoy Christian books that talk more about what Jesus has already done than what you must urgently start doing by Monday Also good for: Recovering perfectionists People who apologise to God for not being sorry enough Anyone whose spiritual life has slowly turned into a guilt-powered project management system Recommended reading situation Best enjoyed: With a slightly cold cup of tea you keep forgetting to drink because you’re actually thinking for once On a sofa, in bed, or at the kitchen table during that “if I sit very still maybe no one will need me for ten minutes” window In a mood somewhere between “I am so done” and “I’m cautiously open to hope, I guess” Potential side effects: Mild theological vertigo when you realise “trying harder” isn’t the magic fix you were promised Occasional suspicious eye-prickling at chapters about grace and failure A surprising, unnerving sense of relief Condition report (the sanctified admin bit) Title: Good News for Those Trying Harder Author: Alan Kraft Publisher: David C Cook (2008) ISBN: 9781434799401 Condition: Good – lightly used, st https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5095/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/good-news-for-those-trying-harder-dec-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David C Cook 9781434799401 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5094 Death Comes As The End by Agatha Christie Death Comes As The End (1954) – Agatha Christie Penguin Books • ISBN: none (older than barcodes, almost older than time) • Condition: Good Mummified only in theme, not in paper, from Crappy Old Books At last: an Agatha Christie where nobody can blame the vicar. Welcome to ancient Egypt, where the heat is relentless, the gods are watching, and absolutely everyone in one prosperous little family is seething with barely suppressed resentment. So… very much a Christie, just with more sand and fewer trains. Death Comes As The End is Dame Agatha’s bold experiment in proving that human nature has not improved in 4,000 years. New setting, same old motives: jealousy, greed, spite, control, and the burning desire to shove certain relatives down a well. Condition: Good (like a well-preserved sarcophagus, but less stiff) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and attached, and has not yet crumbled into a tasteful archaeological layer The spine is sound, possibly with a gentle crease or two from previous trips through murder and dynastic tension All pages present and correct—no murdered chapters, no mysteriously missing resolution, no “the killer was—” followed by a tragic rip Modest, honest ageing: lightly tanned pages, maybe a softened corner or three, the sort of wear that says, “I have been read, not hoarded in a tomb” No suspicious stains, no papyrus cosplay, no hieroglyphics scrawled in biro (as far as we know). Just a properly respectable mid-century Penguin paperback in genuinely Good condition. What’s actually going on under all that linen Forget Miss Marple’s village or Poirot’s moustache. Here you get: A wealthy Egyptian household run by a highly respected but notably insufferable patriarch His grown children: obedient, resentful, ambitious, worried, or some cursed combination of all four A new, younger concubine whose arrival detonates whatever fragile peace may have existed A domestic situation so toxic that when the bodies start appearing, you’re almost surprised it took this long Expect: Family drama, but with gods, funerary rituals, and excellent pottery People invoking divine will while behaving appallingly A subtle stream of, “Is this a curse, or is it just people being people again?” Christie, being Christie, does not care that there are no telephones, no trains, and no country houses. She simply relocates the murder, the psychology, and the unpleasant relatives to the Nile and carries on as usual. Why this book is weirdly refreshing Instead of: Tweed Tea Rectory gossip ...you get: Linen Libations Temple gossip But underneath it all, it’s classic Christie: Closed circle of suspects. Slowly mounting dread. People with things to hide and absolutely no talent for hiding them. And of course, the creeping realisation that the biggest problem isn’t the gods, or curses, or fate—it’s this family. Why a Good-condition Penguin is exactly right From Crappy Old Books, this Good copy gives you: The vintage charm of a 1954 Penguin Books edition, without the drama of pages disintegrating mid-alibi Just enough age to feel authentic—like something you might plausibly find in the back room of a slightly dusty bookshop run by a man who “doesn’t really do computers” A copy you can actually read without white gloves: take it on the train, read it in the bath (carefully), leave it face-down while you go and make tea It’s not a relic. It’s a working mystery. Think “excavated and dusted off” rather than “sealed in a museum.” Ideal for readers who: Love Agatha Christie but are ready for a change from country houses and suspicious colonels Enjoy the comforting thought that people have always been terrible at family relationships Like their murder mysteries with atmosphere: desert, temples, and the occasional ominous priest Appreciate a crime novel that doubles as a gentle reminder that “the good old days” were mostly just old, not good Perfect for: Evenings when you want murder, but make it archaeological Readers who wish more crime novels involved funerary texts and less wi-fi Anyone who suspects their own family drama would look slightly less intense when compared with “ancient Egyptian murder chain.” The bare-bones (sorry) details Title: Death Comes As The End Author: Agatha Christie Publisher: Penguin Books (1954 edition) ISBN: None – older than ISBNs, younger than the pyramids Condition: Good – aged, tidy, complete, and fully capable of killing a quiet afternoon Death Comes As The End: for when you want classic Christie motives, relocated to the banks of the Nile, proving that time passes, dynasties fall, but awkward relatives and murder are eternal. Supplied in honestly Good vintage condition by Crappy Old Books, who specialise in mysteries that have survived both readers and the passage of time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5094/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-comes-as-the-end-dec-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5093 A Dictionary of Science by EB Uvarov, DR Chapman and Alan Isaacs A Dictionary of Science (1964) – E.B. Uvarov, D.R. Chapman & Alan Isaacs Penguin Reference Books • ISBN: none (scientifically pre-ISBN) • Condition: Good Reissued to the curious and slightly confused by Crappy Old Books So you want to understand science the way a reasonably optimistic person did in 1964—before quarks were cool, before dark matter was a dinner-party topic, and when computers were still mostly the size of wardrobes? Excellent. You’ve come to the right paperback. A Dictionary of Science (1964) is a beautifully earnest attempt to explain the entire universe in alphabetical order, created by people with sensible initials and serious views on physics, chemistry, and the dignity of reference books. Brought to you by Penguin Reference Books, it’s designed to sit on a shelf and quietly radiate competence. Condition: Good (a.k.a. “Has Survived Several Eras of Scientific Panic”) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: Covers: Intact, attached, and still reassuring in that “I am a proper reference book” way Spine: Solid, possibly showing a mild crease or two—evidence that at least one person once panicked before an exam and thought, “Better look up specific heat capacity.” Pages: All present, not gnawed, not half-fallen-out, still fully capable of conveying information and mild nostalgia Wear: Light shelfwear, maybe a softened corner here and there, the odd smudge that says “I lived on a real desk next to a real cup of tea, not in a climate-controlled book museum” No loose leaves, no ink explosions, no ambitious but failed attempts to “update” entries in biro. What’s Inside (Besides the Smell of Old Paper and Quiet Authority) Open it up and you’ll find: A–Z entries covering the scientific greatest hits of the mid-20th century Physics, chemistry, biology, maths, and general “things that make the world work” explained with calm confidence Diagrams and definitions from a time when calculators were sci-fi and the atom was still enjoying its glamorous golden age Expect definitions of: Atom, molecule, entropy, isotope, and other words you definitely once pretended to understand Scientific laws and constants offered with such certainty you can almost hear a teacher saying, “Memorise this” Technologies described as “recent” that now feel as modern as a bakelite telephone Some of the science has evolved. Some of it has been refined. A bit might be gloriously wrong or at least charmingly incomplete. But that’s half the fun: it’s like time-travelling into what clever people thought “the future” would be, armed only with log tables and optimism. Why You Secretly Need This This isn’t just a dictionary. It’s: A snapshot of what science education looked like before the internet arrived and ruined everyone’s attention span A comforting reminder that the basic laws of physics haven’t actually changed (even if the cosmology has gone a bit wild since) The perfect desk companion if you like your facts slightly yellowed and smelling faintly of library Perfect for: Students who want to see how their grandparents revised for exams without YouTube Writers and nerds looking for gloriously retro scientific phrasing People who enjoy reading reference books for fun, but don’t necessarily want to admit that in public Anyone who likes to say, “Well, according to a 1964 Penguin reference text…” in a very smug voice Vintage Penguin Vibes As a Penguin Reference Books veteran, this volume brings: No-nonsense design that says, “We are here for information, not vibes” That compact, portable format ideal for shoving into a satchel next to a slide rule and a soggy sandwich An aura of reliability strong enough to make you feel like you should probably sit up straighter just touching it It’s the kind of book you can leave lying around and instantly increase the perceived IQ of the room by about 5 points. Useful Data (Because It’s Science) Title: A Dictionary of Science Authors: E.B. Uvarov, D.R. Chapman & Alan Isaacs Publisher: Penguin Reference Books (1964) ISBN: None – this book predates the barcode overlords Condition: Good – used, solid, and fully functional for both learning and smugness A Dictionary of Science: for when you want your reference material factual, slightly out-of-date, and reassuringly serious. Ideal for the desk, the bedside table, or that shelf where you keep books that make you look dangerously educated. Proudly provided in gently pre-loved condition by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5093/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dictionary-of-science-dec-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Reference Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5092 Contemporary Home by Andreas von Einsiedel and Jojanna Thornycroft Contemporary Home (2006) – Andreas von Einsiedel & Jojanna Thornycroft Merrell • ISBN: 9781858943565 • Condition: Good Stylishly pre-loved and mildly aspirational, via Crappy Old Books Are you ready to feel quietly judged by other people’s furniture? Step right in. Contemporary Home is that glossy 2000s coffee-table book that insists minimalism is a lifestyle and not, in fact, the result of not being able to afford any stuff. With photography by Andreas von Einsiedel and words by Jojanna Thornycroft, it’s a tour through rooms where: No one seems to own a cable Cushions are never squashed Kitchen counters are apparently used exclusively for artfully placed lemons This Merrell (2006) edition is full of big, shiny pages showing you how life could look if you replaced your entire existence with glass, steel, and emotionally distant seating. Condition: Good (a.k.a. “Respectable and Slightly Lived With”) When Crappy Old Books says Good, here’s what we mean: The cover is intact and still radiates “I belong on a coffee table, not in a backpack.” The corners may be a touch softened, in that “someone once stacked me under two other coffee-table books and a takeaway menu” way. The spine is solid, with maybe a gentle crease that says at least one human actually opened it instead of just styling it for Instagram. Inside, you’ll find all pages present, un-ripped, un-doodled, and mercifully free from passive-aggressive Post-it notes saying “We could do this in the living room.” There may or may not be the faint ghost of a cup-ring impression if you tilt it into the light. We like to think that’s part of the authenticity. What’s Inside (Apart from Shame About Your Current Sofa) Expect page after page of interiors that look like: Nobody has ever tripped over a laundry rack Children, if they exist, are stored off-site Books are arranged by colour, size, and emotional temperature Chairs are selected for how well they photograph, not whether a human back can tolerate them The themes include: Clean lines that suggest you own “spare time” as a concept Clever lighting that never once involves a dusty lampshade from 1998 Storage solutions that assume you have exactly three possessions and all of them are aesthetically curated Open-plan spaces where nobody ever has to smell actual cooking It’s a glorious parade of glass balustrades, floating shelves, polished concrete, and kitchen islands large enough to land a small helicopter on. Why This Is Weirdly Perfect For You You get all the benefits of a fancy design book without: Paying full retail price Pretending you bought it new last week in a fateful moment of lifestyle transformation The crippling fear of creasing the pristine dust jacket (spoiler: you’re allowed to touch this one) From Crappy Old Books, this copy arrives already broken in just enough that you can: Leave it out on the coffee table to suggest you think about “spaces” and “design narratives” Open it while wearing pyjamas that directly contradict everything on the page Flip through it for inspiration, then reject everything as “lovely but absolutely impossible in this house” For Readers Who: Secretly believe that if they buy enough interiors books, the mess will magically vacate the property Want a socially acceptable way to judge other people’s taste without leaving the sofa Like big glossy images and the gentle self-loathing that comes with them Need a prop that screams “I have opinions about lighting and storage” even if they absolutely don’t The Useful Bit Title: Contemporary Home Authors: Andreas von Einsiedel & Jojanna Thornycroft Publisher: Merrell (2006) ISBN: 9781858943565 Condition: Good – gently used, structurally sound, aesthetically smug Contemporary Home: for when you want to live in a minimalist glass box, but will absolutely read this while surrounded by mismatched mugs, tangled chargers, and that chair which is technically just a clothes pile with legs. Proudly and slightly ironically supplied by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5092/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/contemporary-home-dec-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Merrell 9781858943565 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5089 Severins Journey into the Dark by Paul Leppin Severin’s Journey into the Dark (2001) – Paul Leppin Twisted Spoon Press • ISBN: 9788090125728 • Condition: Good Lovingly exhumed and resold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever thought, “My life would be better if it felt more like a doomed expressionist film with questionable decisions and too many shadows,” then Paul Leppin has written just the thing for you. Severin’s Journey into the Dark is exactly what it sounds like: a one-way ticket into the kind of Central European gloom where romance comes with consequences and the night has that awkward habit of staring back. It’s decadent, it’s atmospheric, and it’s just unsettling enough to make you wonder if you should really be reading it alone. This is the 2001 Twisted Spoon Press edition, which already tells you two things: It’s beautifully produced. It was never meant to be a cheerful, mainstream airport read. Condition: “Good” (in the Crappy Old Books sense) When we say Good, we mean: The cover is intact and still vaguely respectable The spine may have a light, tasteful crease, like a furrowed brow on a worried intellectual All pages accounted for; no chunks missing, no artfully charred edges from candlelit reading in a garret Minor signs of previous brooding: maybe a softening of corners, the odd scuff that whispers, “someone else went into the dark before you” No fluorescent “3 for 2” high street stickers, no library stamps, and no mysterious stains that invite forensic analysis. What you’re really buying Inside, you get a heavy dose of: Prague-flavoured decadence and longing Men behaving unwisely around women who definitely know better Night streets, unhealthy obsessions, and that feeling you get walking home when the world seems slightly… off Prose that feels like vintage absinthe: pretty, potent, and probably not good for you in large quantities It’s the sort of book that doesn’t ask if you’re in the mood for psychological disintegration and emotional turbulence. It simply assumes you are. Why this edition? Because Twisted Spoon Press does gloomy Mittel-European weirdness with alarming competence. With this edition you get: Proper typesetting, not photocopied misery A translation that reads like a fever dream, not a spreadsheet A book that looks just serious enough on the shelf to impress people who casually name-drop Kafka but haven’t actually finished him And since it’s coming from Crappy Old Books, you also get: A pleasantly used copy that’s clearly been read, not worshipped from afar A price point that says “cult classic” rather than “please remortgage your flat” The knowledge that your descent into fin-de-siècle nocturnal angst is both economical and environmentally responsible Ideal for readers who: Secretly wish life had more gas lamps and fewer daylight hours Enjoy stories where “this can only end badly” is not a spoiler but the entire aesthetic Like their fiction moody, atmospheric, and slightly sticky with existential dread Want to carry something on the train that says, “No, I am not okay, but in a literary way.” The boring-but-useful bit Title: Severin’s Journey into the Dark Author: Paul Leppin Publisher: Twisted Spoon Press (2001) ISBN: 9788090125728 Condition: Good – used, mildly haunted, fully readable Severin’s Journey into the Dark: because sometimes you don’t want self-help, you want self-sabotage—beautifully written, expertly translated, and delivered second-hand by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5089/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/severins-journey-into-the-dark-dec-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Twisted Spoon Press 9788090125728 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5088 The African Shore by Rodrigo Rey Rosa The African Shore (2013) – Rodrigo Rey Rosa Yale University Press • ISBN: 9780300196108 • Condition: Good (because “Perfect” would be suspicious) Sold to you, with mild regret, by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever stared across the water and thought, “My entire life is a badly subtitled art film,” this book is for you. The African Shore is one of those slim, unnervingly sharp novels that appears to be about very little and actually about absolutely everything: borders, drift, migration, goats, identity, and that vague feeling you get at 3am that you might be living on the wrong continent. Rodrigo Rey Rosa does the literary equivalent of a quiet shrug… and somehow you end up emotionally damaged in the best possible way. This 2013 Yale University Press edition is the respectable, grown-up sort of paperback that would feel perfectly at home on the shelf between “Postcolonial Theory” and “That Book You Pretend You’ve Read.” Translated, thoughtfully packaged, and now in Good condition, which in the sacred tongue of Crappy Old Books means: The cover is intact and still recognisably book-shaped The spine may have a dignified crease or two, indicating Previous Thinking Person Pages all present and correct; no scenes redacted, no characters missing in action Light cosmetic wear of the “I’ve actually been read, not just photographed for Instagram” variety No ex-library horror, no coffee-swim pages (as far as we can tell), just an honest used copy that has survived one reader and is ready for its next bout of existential seaside duty. What’s inside (without spoiling your brooding) Expect: A coastal town where not much happens—and yet everything happens People on the move, or not quite moving, or trying to decide which direction is least disastrous A mood that says “holiday brochure,” but a reality that says “late-stage capitalism with goats” Beautiful, clean prose that politely declines to explain itself It’s the kind of book you finish and then stare at the wall for a bit, wondering why 180-ish pages can feel more unsettling than a 900-page fantasy trilogy about dragons and inheritance law. Why this edition? Because this is the Yale University Press version, you get all the trimmings of Serious Literature™ without any of the joylessness. Think: Proper typesetting, not something knocked together in a basement with a stolen copy of Word 97 A translation that doesn’t feel like it came via a budget airline and two machine translators A satisfyingly intellectual vibe that says, “Yes, I do in fact know where Tangier is.” And yet, because you’re acquiring it from Crappy Old Books, you also get: A pleasantly lived-in copy, not a sterile, untouched specimen A price that suggests “cult classic” rather than “tuition fee” The warm glow of knowing your book has a previous life, like a literary rescue dog In Summary Title: The African Shore Author: Rodrigo Rey Rosa Publisher: Yale University Press (2013) ISBN: 9780300196108 Condition: Good – gently used, fully functional for thinking, brooding, and light intellectual showing-off The African Shore: for when you want a short book, a long aftertaste, and the nagging sense that the border you’re worried about might not be on any map. Brought to you, with affectionately low expectations of humanity, by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5088/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-african-shore.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Yale University Press 9780300196108 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5087 Alcoholics Anonymous by Alcoholics Anonymous Alcoholics Anonymous (1990) by Alcoholics Anonymous BPCC Hazell Books • Condition: Good(ish) • ISBN: proudly none Looking for a life-changing spiritual classic that also looks like it might contain your council tax bill? Step right up. This 1990 BPCC Hazell Books printing of Alcoholics Anonymous arrives courtesy of Crappy Old Books, purveyors of literature that’s seen things, survived things, and probably sat on a damp bedside table next to a half-drunk cup of tea. Condition is officially listed as Good, which in our world means: All pages present and correct Binding intact and not held together solely by hope Modest signs of previous enlightenment (or at least previous reading) No flashy ISBN here. This is old-school recovery – from a time when books didn’t need barcodes to be taken seriously. The Pub-Friendly Edition You’ll be delighted (and perhaps mildly relieved) to know this copy comes complete with an anonymous wrapping paper dust jacket, specially chosen for: Discreet reading down the pub Avoiding awkward “Oh… you reading that then?” conversations Maintaining the air of someone quietly perusing a boring manual, not a book that might actually change their life From the outside it could be anything: a battered airport thriller, a gardening guide, or the world’s dullest local history booklet. Inside, it’s the full-fat Big Book itself – no pages missing, no inspirational bits edited out. Vintage Wisdom, Lived-In Charm This isn’t a shiny modern reprint with marketing blurbs and smug fonts. This is a proper 1990 copy, with that slightly yellowed paper that whispers, “I’ve been around longer than some of the people in your WhatsApp group.” It may show: Light edge wear from being opened, closed, and re-opened at the good bits Possible faint spine creases indicating Actual Use™ The subtle aura of a book that has quietly minded its own business on a shelf for a couple of decades No highlighting, no motivational stickers, no Instagram quotes in the margins. Just the text, as intended, waiting to be read somewhere between the fruit machine and the door to the smoking area. For the Courageous, the Curious, and the Quietly Fed Up Whether you’re: Already familiar with AA Browsing out of curiosity Buying “for a friend” (of course you are) Or simply assembling a serious-looking shelf to offset your graphic novels …this copy does the job without fanfare. The content is serious, the tone inside is sincere, and the message has helped millions. Our packaging, however, is cheerfully low-rent and deliberately discreet – because not everything needs to be a public statement. In Short Title: Alcoholics Anonymous Publisher: BPCC Hazell Books (1990) ISBN: None. It’s too cool (and too old) for that. Condition: Good – used but not abused Bonus Feature: Anonymous wrapping paper dust jacket, ideal for covert self-improvement during your next quiet pint Crappy Old Books: bringing you serious content in gloriously unserious packaging. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5087/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alcoholics-anonymous-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BPCC Hazell Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5085 Amnesty International - Report 1996 by Amnesty International Amnesty International – Report 1996 (1996) By Amnesty International | Published by Amnesty International ISBN: 9780862102609 Condition: Good (structurally solid; morally devastating) Reluctantly stocked by: Crappy Old Books Ah yes, Amnesty International – Report 1996: the cheerful beach read for anyone who thinks the world hasn’t been quite bleak enough lately and would like a carefully documented reminder. This is the annual report from the mid-90s, that glorious era of dial-up internet, questionable trousers, and extremely non-glorious human rights records. Inside, Amnesty International does what it does best: calmly, methodically, and with impressive understatement, lay out all the ways governments and armed groups made an absolute mess of basic human decency that year. Expect: Country-by-country breakdowns of detentions, disappearances, torture, executions, and all the other things you can’t put on a tourist brochure. Coolly written summaries that manage to be both dry and horrifying at the same time—like being hit with a sledgehammer made of filing cabinets. Lists of prisoners of conscience, legal reforms promised but not delivered, and “investigations” that somehow never quite made it to the “results” stage. Occasional bright-ish spots where someone was released, a law was changed, or the international community briefly remembered what it’s supposed to be doing. It’s not fun. It is important. In the human rights world, this is basically the annual MOT certificate of global conscience—with quite a lot of “advisories” and “serious faults, requires immediate attention.” About this particular copy Condition: Good, which in the deliberately non-hysterical language of second-hand books means: The cover is intact and doing its job, with light shelfwear and gentle scuffing—nothing dramatic, just evidence that it has migrated through at least one office, bookshelf, or well-meaning NGO volunteer’s bag. The spine is in perfectly serviceable shape. It may have a slight curve from being opened flat over desks and photocopiers, but nothing approaching structural crisis. The pages are all present, readable, and firmly bound. You may see a bit of age-related yellowing, maybe the odd corner crease, but no coffee avalanches across the pages and no biro rampages through the text. If there are markings, they’re likely to be discreet: a tick against a case, a line in the margin, the quiet trace of someone who once used this as a working document rather than a decorative object. In short: Good – not pristine, not wrecked, just solid. A decent survivor from the era when human rights documentation still routinely arrived as a heavy printed tome rather than a depressing PDF link. What kind of thing is this, really? This is a book for when you’re in the mood to be reminded that: The phrase “the international community is concerned” has been in circulation for a very long time. Governments of all stripes are capable of writing very handsome constitutions while doing very questionable things in the back rooms. “Allegations of torture” is a phrase that shows up far more often than “justice was swiftly delivered.” Mid-90s problems did not magically resolve themselves just because the decade had a good soundtrack. The irony here is not in the subject matter—people’s lives and freedoms are deadly serious—but in the gap between how officialdom likes to speak about rights, and what actually happens on the ground. The report lives in that gap, meticulously taking notes. Why you might (quite reasonably) want this For researchers and students: A primary source snapshot of global human rights concerns in the mid-1990s. Dates, patterns, cases—ready to be mined for essays, theses, or sheer grim context. For activists and NGOs: Useful historical perspective: a reminder of what’s changed, what hasn’t, and which slogans have been recycled more times than they’d like to admit. For historians of the late 20th century: Political history is all very well; this is the parallel record of what was happening to actual people while the headlines talked about “transitions” and “reforms.” For the grimly curious citizen: Sometimes you want to see the receipts. This is a big, indexed stack of receipts. Also: having an Amnesty annual report on your shelf sends a very particular vibe—something like “I own novels, yes, but I also occasionally stare into the abyss of real-world documentation.” About Crappy Old Books At Crappy Old Books, we usually deal in the mildly eccentric, the slightly battered, and the quietly charming. Every so often, though, a book like this turns up: not charming, not cosy, but important. We still grade it honestly—Good: gently worn, fully readable, no major damage—because condition is the one thing here that isn’t tragic. The content is where the weight lies. So if you’d like a Good copy of Amnesty International – Report 1996—a year-lon https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5085/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/amnesty-international-report-1996-dec-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amnesty International 9780862102609 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5084 South by Chris Orsman South (1999) – Chris Orsman Faber & Faber | ISBN: 9780571196821 Condition: Good (paperback intact; polar souls lightly frostbitten) Calmly thawed out by: Crappy Old Books This is South: An Antarctic Journey, the poetry collection where Chris Orsman decides that Scott’s doomed Terra Nova expedition really needs to be revisited in verse – because apparently the diaries, the photos, and the actual tragic outcome weren’t quite emotionally devastating enough already. Across these poems, Orsman tracks Captain Scott & co. from ship to ice to the long white nothing, giving you: Motor-sledges that cough and fart in the cold while history tries to look dignified. Men hauling sledges across a frozen void, trying not to notice that the void is winning. Sublime Antarctic scenery undercut by very human details: dogs, frostbite, bad decisions and the occasional logistical farce. It’s Scott’s last expedition, but done with line-breaks, irony, and a New Zealand poet’s eye for both grandeur and absurdity. Think: polar elegy meets black comedy, chiselled into clean, crisp stanzas. What’s inside (besides ice, regret and weather reports) Orsman turns the whole expedition into a chronological poem-sequence: Early arrival at Cape Evans: the ship, the unloading, the sudden realisation that this is a lot of ice and not many exits. The practical business of survival: tents, stores, sledges, and the constant background hum of impending disaster. The long march south, with its mix of heroism, stubbornness and “this will absolutely be fine” energy. Ghosted glimpses of Scott’s own voice and myth, reworked into something that is both homage and quietly sceptical footnote. The language is spare, exact, and quietly cinematic – reviewers talk about his “precise imagery of landscape and object”, which is polite shorthand for “you will feel cold reading this.” This is not “nature writing” in the cosy sense. This is “the planet does not care about you, but the lines are beautiful” territory. About this particular copy Condition is Good, which in the venerable dialect of second-hand book grading means: The cover is intact and presentable, with light scuffing or small creases – the sort of wear you get from being read on trains, in cafés, or by someone optimistically planning their own emotionally symbolic polar trip. The spine is sound, with maybe a reading crease or two – think of them as contour lines on a very small, cardboard mountain. The pages are all present, securely bound, and perfectly readable. You might see some gentle page-tanning, but no catastrophic coffee avalanches, no mysterious tide-marks, and no previous-owner underlinings trying to improve the metre. In short: solid, respectable Good condition. Not a pristine relic. Not a shredded field manual. Just a very decent copy that has lived a little. Why you might actually want this For the polar obsessive: You know your Shackleton from your Scott, but want the expedition retold with metaphor, enjambment and a touch of ironic bathos. For the poetry reader: You like poems that balance big landscapes with small, stubborn, human details – less swan, more sledge. For the history nerd with feelings: All the tragic arc of the Terra Nova expedition, but now in a form that can ambush you emotionally in three lines. For the shelf curator: A Faber poetry paperback about Antarctica is basically the apex predator of the “earnest but interesting” section of your bookcase. Also: this is the collection that later books keep name-checking as “South: An Antarctic Journey” and praising for its clarity and moral weight. Owning it lets you say things like, “Oh yes, I prefer Orsman’s Antarctica” without flinching. About Crappy Old Books At Crappy Old Books, we specialise in volumes that are gently weathered rather than catastrophically wrecked. We won’t tell you this is “as new”; we’ll tell you it’s Good: fully intact, quietly worn, and more than ready for another reader. So if you fancy a trip with Scott to the end of the world – via taut, ironic, meticulously frosted verse – this Good copy of South by Chris Orsman is standing by. No specialist gear required. Emotional chill factor: high. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5084/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/south-dec-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571196821 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5083 Castorp by Pawel Huelle Castorp (2007) – PaweÅ‚ Huelle Translated edition from Serpent’s Tail | ISBN: 9781852429454 Condition: Good (structurally sound; existentially drafty) Breezily mis-shelved by: Crappy Old Books This is Castorp, the novel in which PaweÅ‚ Huelle calmly commits one of the most highbrow acts of fan fiction imaginable: he takes a throwaway line from Thomas Mann’s The Magic Mountain and turns it into an entire book. Hans Castorp, future sanatorium loiterer and champion of prolonged rest cures, is here a young engineering student in Danzig/GdaÅ„sk, allegedly studying shipbuilding and actually studying… distraction. (Goodreads) We join Hans in 1900-ish, before the mountain, before the snow, before the tuberculosis glamour. He is: A polite Hamburg bourgeois lad Away from home for the first time Supposedly learning serious practical things In reality spending a suspicious amount of time being confused by women, weather, and the East. The result is a prequel that reads like The Magic Mountain: The Uni Years: less lung disease, more damp boarding houses, beer cellars, and long walks in which not very much happens but metaphysically everything does. (Words Without Borders) What actually goes on (or does it?) Huelle picks up Hans at the polytechnic in Danzig and subjects him to: Boarding-house life with a landlady who knows more than she says and neighbours who really ought to draw their curtains. (The Guardian) A parade of slightly odd characters – students, detectives, Poles, Germans – all wandering through the cracks of a crumbling empire. (The Independent) Encounters with an enigmatic Polish woman and the “lure of the East”, which turn out to be at least as infectious as any Alpine bacillus. (Whichbook) Hans himself remains the mild, impressionable creature Mann designed: politely bewildered while history, desire and other people’s politics swirl around him. Huelle pastiches Mann’s style just enough to make you smile, then quietly does his own thing: a slightly sly, gently comic Bildungsroman about a man not yet aware he is in one. (Bibliotekarz Podlaski) It works perfectly well even if you’ve never opened The Magic Mountain, but if you have, you’ll keep having small, smug moments of: “Ah, so that’s where he picked that up.” About this particular copy Condition is Good, which in the sacred liturgy of used-book sales means: The cover is intact and presentable, with light edge-rubbing or a faint crease or two – the sort of wear you’d expect from a book that has travelled at least one commute and possibly one mild identity crisis. The spine is in decent fettle. It may own a reading crease (or two), the physical sign of “yes, someone actually read this rather than just gesturing at it on Zoom.” The pages are all there, firmly attached, and perfectly readable. You may see the usual gentle tanning that visits most 2000s paperbacks, but nothing alarming: just the bookish equivalent of a healthy farmer’s tan. No fluorescent highlighter rampages, no deranged biro commentary, no evidence that a previous owner tried to resolve the German-Polish question in the margins. Just a solid, good reading copy with the right amount of lived-in dignity. Why you might (secretly) want this For Magic Mountain people: You’ve lingered in Davos for 700 pages and would quite like to know what Hans was like before he discovered the erotic potential of thermometers and deckchairs. For prequel nerds: You enjoy the whole “tiny canon detail → entire novel” energy. This is basically the literary equivalent of expanding a footnote into a franchise. (Dublin Literary Award) For Mitteleuropa enjoyers: Early-20th-century Danzig, German student, Polish setting, shifting borders, lots of talk, not much resolved. It’s a very specific vibe, and Huelle absolutely nails it. For readers who like their novels chatty but clever: Reviewers keep describing it as both “delightfully readable” and “intellectually challenging”, which is rare and suspicious but, in this case, true. (Whichbook) Also, as a Serpent’s Tail paperback, it looks perfectly respectable on your shelf. People will assume you read contemporary European fiction in translation on purpose, not just because this was the only thing left in your bag. About Crappy Old Books At Crappy Old Books, we specialise in the pleasantly imperfect: books that have survived a previous life and are now ready for another round with a fresh pair of eyeballs. Good means “honest, intact, and totally fit for reading,” not “stored in a vault and only handled by archivists in cotton gloves.” So if you fancy following young Hans Castorp through foggy streets, dubious lodgings and early-career confusion – long before he checks into that famous sanatorium – this Good copy of Castorp is ready to transfer from our slightly chaotic shelves to your slightly chaotic life. He hasn’t gone up the mountain yet. This is what he did when the sy https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5083/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/casrorp-dec-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Serpemts Tail 9781852429454 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5079 Journey by Moonlight by Antal Szerb Journey by Moonlight (2001) – Antal Szerb Translated edition from Pushkin Press | ISBN: 9781901285376 Condition: Good (emotionally unsteady, physically sound) Offered with a slightly raised eyebrow by: Crappy Old Books Here it is: the cult classic of midlife crisis, spiritual misdirection, and romantic incompetence, otherwise known as Journey by Moonlight. Antal Szerb takes one mild-mannered Hungarian man, sends him on honeymoon to Italy, and then watches with great amusement as he more or less falls apart in the most civilised way possible. This is not a story where anyone “finds themselves” in a wellness-retreat sense. Instead, we get: A respectable husband who realises, inconveniently, that adulthood may have been a terrible mistake. A honeymoon that becomes less “romantic escape” and more “existential escape room with churches.” The eternal question: What if I just… didn’t go home? Szerb’s tone is that magical combination of melancholic, witty, and quietly savage. He manages to make you feel sorry for his characters while simultaneously wanting to pat them gently on the head and say, “Honestly, what did you think would happen?” About this particular copy Condition: Good, which, in our sacred second-hand code, means: The cover is intact and perfectly respectable, with the usual light wear from being picked up, put down, and possibly contemplated during small life crises. The spine is in decent shape, which is more than can be said for several people in the novel. The pages are all present, readable, and not full of deranged biro underlining. You may find the slightest signs of having been actually read by a human being who got strangely invested in the whole “should he run off to the past or stay with his wife” situation. So: not pristine, not battered – just Good. The exact right condition for a book about a man who is also, in his own way, “holding up, considering.” IMPORTANT WARNING ABOUT THE POSTCARD This copy comes with a complimentary postcard that we did not choose, but which we feel morally obliged to warn you about: WARNING: Tucked inside is a postcard depicting Gustave Courbet’s L’Origine du Monde. We can only assume it was once used as a bookmark by a previous owner who either had a very particular sense of humour, was intensely committed to French realism, or just grabbed the nearest postcard and never looked back. To be clear: The postcard is included. The artwork is… famous. Very famous. Let’s just say it’s one of art history’s less subtle contributions. If discovered by the unprepared, it may prompt what’s technically known as “a conversation.” So if you open your newly arrived Pushkin Press classic and are suddenly confronted by 19th-century French boldness, don’t panic: that’s just Courbet, not a printer’s error. You can keep it, remove it, use it as a bookmark (tradition!), or place it carefully somewhere that won’t cause HR issues. What’s going on inside (the book, not the postcard) Inside Journey by Moonlight you’ll find: A beautifully observed tale about a man trying to reconcile his drizzly adult responsibilities with the intoxicating chaos of his youth. Italian landscapes, churches, and side streets, all functioning as backdrops to one man’s talent for quietly derailing his life. Memories of teenage friendships and morbid fascinations that refuse to stay politely in the past. That particular Central European blend of humour and despair: light, witty, and then suddenly not light at all. It’s the sort of novel that makes you laugh in a small, worried way and then stare at the wall for a moment thinking, “Oh dear.” Why you might actually want this For the literary escapist: You want Italy, but with neurosis, guilt, and awkward encounters instead of glossy Instagram romance. For the midlife sympathiser: You understand that the real horror is not monsters, but the phrase “sensible life choices.” For European-fiction enjoyers: Szerb sits comfortably on the shelf with Zweig, Kundera, and other experts in “charming emotional devastation.” For book-shelf mischief: A Pushkin Press spine plus a secretly notorious art postcard tucked inside? That’s a conversation starter right there. About Crappy Old Books At Crappy Old Books, we specialise in well-travelled copies with personality. We tell you about the condition honestly, and in this case we also tell you about the unexpected bonus item lurking between the pages, because we’re fairly sure that counts as material information. So if you’d like a Good copy of Journey by Moonlight – complete with one Hungarian existential crisis, one Italian wander, and one unexpectedly art-historical postcard – this one is ready for its next mildly bewildered owner. The journey is internal. The postcard is… very much not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5079/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/journey-by-moonlight-dec-2025.jpg 8.04 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pushkin Press 9781901285376 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5078 Boxkite - A Journal of Poetry and Poetics by James Taylor Boxkite – A Journal of Poetry and Poetics (1997) Edited by James Taylor (no, not that one… probably) Published by The Poetics Foundation Inc ISBN: defiantly none Condition: Good (structurally sound; philosophically complicated) Released into the wild by: Crappy Old Books Welcome to Boxkite, the literary journal that sounds like an experimental aircraft and reads like an experimental seminar. Published in 1997, it hails from that truly magical era when poets still sent things by post, had passionate arguments about line breaks, and thought “poetics” was something you could absolutely discuss for 38 pages without once saying “content strategy.” This is a journal of poetry and poetics, which is code for: Poems that are not here to make you feel comfortable. Essays about poems that are not here to make you feel comfortable either. The occasional piece that starts as criticism, turns into philosophy, and ends as a kind of weather report for language. Think of it as a snapshot of the poetry world just before the internet finished eating everyone’s attention span: thoughtful, intense, slightly over-caffeinated, and absolutely convinced that what happens in the space between two words really matters. What’s inside? Contents will vary depending on the specific issue (this is a journal, not a supermarket paperback), but expect a lovingly chaotic mixture of things like: Poems that refuse to sit still: experimental, lyrical, fragmented, maybe all three in one stanza. Essays and manifestos on poetics – you know, the serious business of how and why poems work, misbehave, or explode quietly in your brain. Possibly interviews, reviews, or craft pieces, written by people who treat enjambment with the same solemnity other people reserve for constitutional law. References to poets you’ve heard of, poets you vaguely think you should have heard of, and poets you will now pretend you always knew about. Reading Boxkite feels a bit like turning up to an advanced poetry reading group you weren’t officially invited to, being allowed to stay anyway, and slowly realising everyone around you has Very Serious Opinions about the line break as moral event. About this particular copy Condition is listed as Good, which in the noble, cryptic language of second-hand books means: The cover is intact and doing its job: it protects the pages and quietly whispers “small-press seriousness” from your bookshelf. Expect light handling wear – maybe a bit of rubbing, a faint crease, or a soft corner – nothing horrendous, just evidence that it has already survived one or two poets. The interior pages are all present, legible, and free from catastrophic coffee incidents. You might find a gentle hint of ageing – some toning, perhaps – but nothing that compromises the text. No major tears, no missing sections, no avant-garde hole-punching. If there are any markings, they’re likely to be the sorts of things that only make it more poetic: a pencilled underline here, a hesitant exclamation mark in the margin there. You may even spot the occasional “?” from a previous reader who fought the poem and lost. In short: it looks like what it is – a properly used journal, not a museum-grade artefact. Exactly how things should be in the poetry world. ISBN: Gloriously, unapologetically none Because this is a small-press poetry journal from the 1990s, there is, of course, no ISBN. This means: Your catalogue app can’t scan it. You will have to admit you own a thing that exists outside barcodes and databases. It occupies that pleasing grey zone where it’s both “rare-ish” and “almost impossible to search for meaningfully.” You get to say things like, “Oh, Boxkite? No, you won’t find it on Amazon,” and feel quietly superior. Why you might want this (and yes, you probably do) For the poet: You write, or mean to write, or feel guilty for not writing. You want to see what serious, small-press poets were arguing about in 1997. Spoiler: some of those arguments are still going. For the poetry nerd: You enjoy discussions of poetics that treat line breaks, syntax, and silence as if they were items on a delicate explosives checklist. For the teacher/academic/masochist: Perfect as a snapshot of late-20th-century poetry culture, before everything became “content” and analytics. For the shelf aesthete: Small-press journals immediately raise the intellectual tone of any bookcase. One Boxkite = two and a half ordinary paperbacks in implied cleverness. About Crappy Old Books At Crappy Old Books, we take particular pleasure in rescuing things like Boxkite: journals that once lived in the backpacks and offices of poets, editors, and the sort of people who argue gently but firmly about whether a stanza break is “earned.” We grade honestly: Good means it has clearly lived a life but still has all its pages, all its ideas, and all its structural integrity. It’s here to be read, not encased. So i https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5078/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/boxkite-dec-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Poetics Foundation Inc no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5074 British Motor Cars by John F Speed British Motor Cars (1952) – John F. Speed Published by GT Foulis | ISBN: proudly none Condition: Good (in that marvellously ambiguous second-hand way) Offered to the unsuspecting public by: Crappy Old Books Step back into a Britain where petrol smelled of adventure, men were called things like “Geoff,” and the family saloon only broke down three times between Watford and Weston-super-Mare. British Motor Cars (1952) by John F. Speed is a gloriously earnest snapshot of motoring life before seatbelts, sanity, or sensible fuel consumption figures. This is not some slick, glossy coffee-table tribute with arty photos and lifestyle waffle. Oh no. This is the real deal: stiff-upper-lip British motoring from the age when handling meant “Try not to die on corners,” and comfort meant “The heater might work this year.” Written with the straight-faced seriousness of a Ministry pamphlet and the unshakeable optimism that Lucas electrics would definitely work tomorrow, it’s a deliciously vintage guide to cars that rusted heroically, leaked oil patriotically, and occasionally started. Inside you’ll find: Solid, serious text about cars that would nowadays be classed as “heritage artefacts” or “catastrophic restoration projects.” Reverent descriptions of manufacturers who either no longer exist, merged with someone else, or now produce something depressing and sensible. Black-and-white illustrations that smell faintly of post-war austerity and cold tea (metaphorically; we can’t guarantee the tea). A tone of absolute confidence that British engineering will stride forward forever and ever, unfazed by small inconveniences like reality, foreign competition, or basic ergonomics. About this copy Condition is rated Good, which in the noble tradition of second-hand books translates roughly as: The cover is intact and doing its best. Any scuffs, creases or minor battle scars merely add patina and “period authenticity.” The pages are all present (we checked, because we’re nice like that) and perfectly readable. Some may bear the gentle tanning of a life well lived on various bookshelves, dashboards, and possibly the odd damp bedside cabinet. There may be the faint aroma of “old book”: that intoxicating blend of paper, dust, and 1950s dreams of a new bypass. If you’re lucky, you might even get a ghostly hint of pipe smoke or garage air. No extra charge. No dust jacket? Possibly. A faded spine? Quite likely. Small marks or previous owner’s name? Possibly something like “D. W. Hargreaves, 1957” written in fountain pen, which instantly makes the whole thing feel more authentic and 37% more collectible. ISBN: None. Just… none. In a move that screams pre-modern bureaucracy, this classic appears proudly without an ISBN. This means: It predates the era when every printed object needed a numerical identity crisis. You cannot simply scan it into some smug app and pretend you’re organising your life. You actually have to look at it, hold it, and maybe even read it. Shocking. Why you might want this (and you probably do) For the classic car nut: Perfect for someone who owns a 1950s British saloon and calls it “she,” just before spending another £600 on parts. For the design nerd: A beautiful snapshot of period typography, layout, and illustration—back when “brand guidelines” consisted of “Use whatever type is to hand.” For the ironist: Ideal if you enjoy reading very serious statements about cars with drum brakes all round, crossply tyres, and “adequate performance for normal needs.” For the nostalgia addict: This book is basically a portal back to a time when the AA man was your emergency contact and everyone kept a blanket in the boot in case of breakdowns or national disaster. About Crappy Old Books Here at Crappy Old Books, we specialise in the noble art of re-homing slightly battered, deeply charming volumes that smell like your grandparents’ loft and have seen things. We do not pretend they are mint. We do not claim they are “as new.” We celebrate every crease, scuff, and mysterious pencil tick in the margin as evidence that someone, once upon a time, actually used the book for its intended purpose instead of stacking it on an Instagram shelf. So if you’d like a modestly worn, utterly sincere slice of British motoring history—complete with all its quirks, blind optimism, and implied oil leaks—this Good copy of British Motor Cars (1952) by John F. Speed is waiting for its next slightly eccentric owner. Give it a home. It’s not getting any younger. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5074/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-motor-cars-dec-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books GT Foulis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5073 Scrapbook For The Twenties by Leslie Baily Scrapbook For The Twenties (1959) by Leslie Baily Muller • ISBN: none (because of course it doesn’t have one) Condition: Good (in the way that only a book older than your parents can be) Step right up for a guided tour of the Roaring Twenties, as seen from the vantage point of 1959 and now arriving in your hands via a slightly battered parcel from Crappy Old Books. This is nostalgia twice removed: first from the 1920s to the 1950s, and now from the 1950s to you, hunched over a screen in the 2020s wondering where it all went wrong. Scrapbook For The Twenties is exactly what it says on the tin: a riot of clippings, memories, headlines, photos and curiosities from the decade that gave us flappers, jazz, strange haircuts and people saying “Gosh, these economic conditions seem unsustainably buoyant, but what could possibly go wrong?” Leslie Baily does his level best to cram an entire era between two covers, and somehow succeeds without needing a single QR code, infographic or “content strategy”. Inside you can expect a glorious jumble of: Vintage anecdotes and name-drops from a time when people actually wore evening dress unironically. Period photos and snippets that make you say “Were we ever that optimistic?” (No, but our grandparents were.) The sort of cultural references that will make you feel wildly clever if you get even half of them. This particular copy is graded Good, which in Crappy Old Books language means: It has survived the Cold War, decimalisation, the rise and fall of Ceefax, the invention of the internet, and several housing booms without disintegrating. The pages are all present and perfectly readable, though they may show the gentle sun-tan lines of a life well lived (age toning, maybe a bit of foxing if you’re lucky). The cover may have minor scuffs, nicks or creases, because time and human hands are cruel, but nothing that would embarrass it on a bus. It is structurally sound enough not to explode into loose leaves the first time you open it. We save that experience for Poor copies. There is no ISBN, because when this was printed the idea of barcoding books for computerised stock control would have sounded like something out of a particularly far-fetched H.G. Wells story. Instead, you get old-fashioned things like type, paper and content. Why might you want this? You’re writing, drawing or daydreaming about the 1920s and want the flavour of how the 1950s remembered them. You enjoy books that feel like rummaging through someone else’s attic, but without the dust and the awkward family history. You simply like the idea of owning a “scrapbook” that doesn’t require an app, a sync, or an update. In summary: this is a slightly time-warped love letter to the 1920s, preserved in solid mid-century hardback form, now passing through the tenderly indifferent hands of Crappy Old Books on its way to you. It’s not pristine, it’s not modern, it’s not optimised for anything – but it is the real thing, and it’ll look excellent on a shelf next to all those newer books that secretly wish they’d seen half as much life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5073/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-twenties-dec-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Muller no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5072 Edwardian Album - A Photographic Excursion into a Lost Age of Innocence by Nicolas Bentley An entire world poised on the edge of disaster, but blissfully busy arranging its hat. Edwardian Album – A Photographic Excursion into a Lost Age of Innocence (Weidenfeld and Nicolson, 1974) by Nicolas Bentley is exactly what it sounds like: a lovingly curated stroll through the pre-1914 world, when the sun supposedly never set on the Empire, children wore sailor suits for no clear reason, and absolutely nobody had yet read the small print on the 20th century. Bentley raids the family albums of the age and assembles a gallery of: Ladies in impossibly elaborate hats standing in gardens pretending not to notice the camera. Gentlemen with waxed moustaches radiating the calm assurance of people who have never had to understand income tax. Seaside holidays, garden parties, bicycles, small dogs, tennis racquets and an undercurrent of “nothing truly awful could possibly happen to us.” Streets, shops, trams and ships from a Britain that thinks it’s permanent – all caught in crisp monochrome just before history presses the “reset” button. It’s nostalgia with a raised eyebrow: an Edwardian world where everything looks charmingly orderly, provided you don’t ask too many questions about class, empire or working conditions. Bentley supplies the captions, commentary and quiet wit; the photographs provide the evidence that this so-called “age of innocence” was very busy posing for posterity with great seriousness and the occasional absurd hat. This copy is supplied by Crappy Old Books, and is serenely graded Condition: Good, which in our carefully unscientific taxonomy means: The dust jacket (if present) shows honest shelfwear – light rubbing, a nick here, a short tear there – more “been on and off the shelf for decades” than “abandoned in a trunk on a doomed liner.” The boards underneath are firm and respectable, like a well-kept Edwardian semi that’s had the same net curtains since 1908. The pages are clean, tight and pleasantly toned – think “soft sepia photograph” rather than “salvaged from a flooded basement.” Minor bumps, scuffs and perhaps a discreet previous owner’s name are officially classified as authentic period patina and are included at no extra charge. ISBN: 0297767593, for the cataloguer who enjoys assigning neat modern numbers to times when addresses didn’t even have postcodes yet. Recommended if: You like your history served as photographs first, analysis second, nostalgia and irony carefully mixed throughout. You’ve ever looked at a pre-war group portrait and thought, “Half of you have no idea what’s coming, do you?” You want a book that visitors will idly open, chuckle at, and then slowly fall silent over as they notice the dates. Edwardian Album – A Photographic Excursion into a Lost Age of Innocence: sunlit lawns, stiff collars, extravagant millinery and a civilisation calmly walking toward the cliff edge – now in comfortably timeworn but sturdy Good condition, ready to sit on your shelf like a family album from a set of relatives you never had and are faintly relieved you didn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5072/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/edwardian-album-nov-2025.jpg 14.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297767596 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5071 The Story of Popular Photography by Colin Ford A whole history of people pointing cameras at things and saying, “Hang on, one more,” lovingly documented. The Story of Popular Photography (Trafalgar Square Publishing, 1989) by Colin Ford is the tale of how photography escaped the laboratory, shrugged off the tripod and marched straight into everyday life. This isn’t about austere galleries and tortured geniuses (well, not only that). It’s the saga of how we got from glass plates and poisonous chemicals to holiday snaps, baby photos and that one picture of Aunt Mabel nobody is allowed to throw away. Ford walks you through the great democratisation of the lens: The early contraptions – when taking a family portrait required a small mortgage and nerves of steel. The Kodak moment – “You press the button, we do the rest,” or, “Congratulations, you have just invented badly composed but emotionally priceless pictures.” Box cameras and Brownies – the rise of the amateur, the hobbyist, and the person who always cuts someone’s head off in group shots. Roll film, miniatures and 35mm – cameras get smaller, faster and more annoying at parties. Post-war boom – snapshots, colour, holiday albums, and the dawning realisation that everyone now has visual evidence of your haircut choices. It’s filled with images: ads, examples, early masterpieces, classic clunkers, family photos, street scenes – the whole messy, joyful archive of what happens when a magic scientific process becomes cheap enough for the rest of us. Ford adds dates, names, brands and context so you can nod wisely and murmur, “Ah yes, the rise of affordable cameras,” while secretly thinking of that disastrous school picture. This copy is supplied by Crappy Old Books, ranked confidently as Condition: Good, which in our carefully improvised grading system means: The cover (and/or dust jacket, if present) shows honest shelfwear – light rubbing, tiny edge nicks, maybe a small crease or two: more “handled by humans” than “filed in a climate-controlled vault.” The spine is straight and uncracked, sturdier than many of the plastic cameras discussed within. The pages are clean, securely bound and gently toned – think “soft diffuse light through an old window” rather than “forgotten in the darkroom sink.” Minor scuffs, a touch of corner-softening, or a discreet previous owner’s name may appear; we classify these as authentic analogue patina, included at no extra charge. ISBN: 0943955157, for cataloguers who enjoy giving a tidy number to a book about millions of untidy images. Recommended if: You’ve ever wondered how photography went from “expensive miracle” to “everyone’s dad taking 37 pictures of the same sunset.” You like your photo history with plenty of actual pictures of actual people, not just solemn essays about “the gaze.” You want a single volume that explains why, long before smartphones, we were already incapable of going on holiday without a camera. The Story of Popular Photography: box cameras, film rolls, snap-happy amateurs and the long, glorious slide from rarefied art to everyday habit – now in solid, gently timeworn Good condition, ready to sit on your shelf and quietly judge every blurry digital photo you’ve ever taken. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5071/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-popular-photography-nov-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trafalgar Square Publishing 9780943955155 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5068 A History of English Literature by Peter Quennell A whole language’s literary midlife crisis, from Beowulf to “please stop writing about your feelings in quite so much detail,” in one sturdy volume. A History of English Literature (Weidenfeld and Nicolson, 1973) by Peter Quennell is the grand, sweeping guided tour of everything you were supposed to have read at school but didn’t – plus a lot you were never warned about. Quennell strolls through the centuries like a slightly sardonic headmaster with impeccable taste, pointing out the highlights, the scandals and the occasional tragic misuse of the sonnet. Inside, you get: Old English & Middle English: heroic poems, religious visions and texts that look like someone dropped the alphabet and picked it up wrong. The Renaissance: Shakespeare, his colleagues, and an alarming number of people talking in verse about death, honour and unsuitable love. The 17th & 18th centuries: metaphysical poets tying theology in knots, satirists shredding society, and novelists quietly inventing binge-reading. The Romantics & Victorians: feelings, more feelings, fog, factories, doomed women, railway trains and at least three different kinds of misery in corsets. The 20th century (up to 1973): modernism arrives, punctuation is harmed, narrative is questioned, and everyone has at least one nervous breakdown in print. Quennell does the whole thing in that supremely confident mid-20th-century tone: brisk, learned, occasionally waspish, always ready with a neat judgement like “minor but interesting” (translation: you don’t actually have to read this one). It’s the sort of book that makes you feel more educated just by sitting next to you on the sofa. This copy comes from Crappy Old Books, loftily graded Condition: Good, which, in our lovingly imprecise taxonomy, means: The dust jacket (if present) shows honest shelfwear – edge rubs, small nicks, maybe a faint crease – the literary equivalent of a tweed jacket that’s done a lot of terms and only occasionally been slept in. The boards are straight and solid, more structurally sound than several Victorian plots discussed inside. The pages are clean, securely bound and gently toned – think “civilised library lighting” rather than “abandoned attic of a haunted vicarage.” Expect minor scuffs, softened corners and perhaps a discreet previous owner’s name in the front – these are officially classified as bibliographic patina and come at no extra charge. ISBN: 0297765779, for the cataloguer who enjoys giving a neat number to eight hundred years of literary angst. Recommended if: You’d like to remember who Dryden was without Googling in front of students or friends. You secretly want a single volume that can explain how we got from Chaucer to Joyce without resorting to interpretive dance. You enjoy criticism that doesn’t apologise for having opinions and is not afraid to rank your favourites as “minor”. A History of English Literature: centuries of poems, plays and novels, filed neatly into a narrative that’s part map, part judgement, part gentle gossip – now in respectably timeworn but trustworthy Good condition, ready to sit on your shelf radiating the quiet suggestion that you really have read more than you actually have. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5068/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-english-literature-nov-2025.jpg 7.83 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297765776 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5067 China - The Land and the People by DC Money A very large country, a very short book title, and a heroic attempt to explain the gap between the two. China – The Land and the People (Evans Brothers, 1984) by D. C. Money is one of those cheerfully ambitious volumes that looks at the world’s most populous nation and says, “Yes, I can summarise that, thank you.” Geography, history, agriculture, industry, cities, villages, deserts, rice fields, pandas, and the odd political shift – all bundled into a neat, educational package that would very much like you to pay attention. This is classic 1980s “serious but approachable” non-fiction, the sort of book that comes with carefully labelled photos and maps determined to prove they have seen actual atlases. Inside you’ll find: Landscapes doing the full range: mountains, plateaus, plains, rivers that don’t know when to stop, and climate zones that appear to be competing for variety points. People in cities, on farms, in factories, all politely asked to stand still for a photograph that will explain “modern China” to puzzled Western readers. Economy and society, described in that studiously calm tone that says, “A great many things are happening; here are some charts.” Just enough history and politics to stop you thinking this is purely about rice yields and river systems, but not enough to trigger a late-night seminar. It’s the kind of book that wants you to come away saying, “Ah yes, China, a complex country of striking contrasts,” while quietly hoping you noticed its excellent double-page spread on the Yangtze. This copy is brought to you by Crappy Old Books, in proudly stated Condition: Good, which in our carefully calibrated, totally scientific grading scheme means: The laminated cover (or dust jacket, depending on issue) shows light to moderate shelfwear: small rubs, a faint scratch or two – more “school library veteran” than “ancient relic from forbidden archives.” The boards are straight and sensible, sturdier than several of the bridges in the photo section. The pages are clean, intact and gently mellowed to a soft off-white, the bibliographic equivalent of “light Beijing haze” rather than “lost in a monsoon.” Expect minor corner bumps, possibly a school stamp or a very serious previous owner’s name – these are classified as authentic educational patina and come at no extra cost. ISBN: 0237507323, for cataloguers who like their global overviews neatly barcoded. Recommended if: You’d like a pre-internet, pre-smartphone snapshot of how we tried to explain “China” in one book before we all started arguing about it online. You enjoy maps, charts and photographs that quietly shout, “Look! Geography is interesting!” You want something that sits comfortably between textbook and travelogue, and doesn’t require you to pretend you understand every dynasty since the Shang. China – The Land and the People: one earnest attempt to capture a continent-sized country in a single, well-illustrated volume – now in pleasantly timeworn but trustworthy Good condition, ready to occupy a disproportionate amount of understanding on your bookshelf, just as the real thing does on the map. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5067/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/china-the-land-and-the-people-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Evans Brothers 9780237507329 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5066 The Magic Image - Genius of Photography from 1839 to the Present Day by Cecil Beaton and Gail Buckland A history of photography compiled by a man who specialised in making people look fabulous and a historian determined to prove the medium actually has a brain as well as cheekbones. The Magic Image – The Genius of Photography from 1839 to the Present Day (Little, Brown and Company, 1975) by Cecil Beaton and Gail Buckland is one big, lavishly illustrated love letter to the camera – from the days when exposures took longer than some relationships to the moment photography confidently announced, “Yes, I am an art form, thanks.” Inside you get: Early, haunted-looking daguerreotypes, where everyone appears to be holding their breath and reconsidering all their life choices. Victorians patiently sitting still while technology figures out how to deal with their facial hair. Pictorialists trying to prove photography can be as dreamy as painting (but with more clouds). The moment modernism strides in, knocks over the soft-focus lenses and starts taking pictures of factories, streets and people caught off-guard. Photojournalists, fashion photographers, surrealists, portraitists and that whole mid-20th-century wave of “Oh, so this is what truth looks like when you don’t retouch it too much.” Cecil Beaton brings insider gossip and impeccable taste; Gail Buckland brings discipline, context and the ability to remember who invented what and why. Together they walk you through the first 135 years of photography as if giving a guided tour of a very eccentric family: eccentric great-uncle Daguerre, intense cousin Stieglitz, glamorous aunt Avedon, and that one relative who insists on photographing peeling posters and calling it art (spoiler: it often is). The book is bursting with images – iconic, obscure, strange and beautiful – plus commentary that is both admiring and occasionally just a touch bitchy in the most civilised way. It’s the coffee-table volume that actually wants you to learn something between gasps. This copy is supplied by Crappy Old Books, where it’s confidently graded Condition: Good, which in our finely tuned, absolutely-not-made-up system means: The dust jacket (if present) shows honest shelfwear: mild rubbing, small edge nicks, perhaps a faint crease – more “handled by humans” than “stored in cryogenic perfection.” The boards are sound and well-aligned, ready to support several centuries of artistic ambition without flinching. The pages are clean, securely bound and gently toned – think “soft gallery lighting” rather than “smoked in darkroom for forty years.” Minor bumps, light scuffs and possibly a discreet previous owner’s name are officially categorised as documented provenance and are, of course, included at no extra cost. ISBN: 0297768530, for cataloguers who like their visual history properly numbered before it vanishes into the digital ether. Recommended if: You’ve ever scrolled past a famous photograph and thought, “I should probably know why that’s important.” You like books that let you time-travel via images – from stiff-collared sitters to casually slouching rock stars – with commentary that actually keeps up. You enjoy the idea that photography began as a chemical miracle and ended up as something we do to our lunch, and want to savour the grand, glorious bit in between. The Magic Image – The Genius of Photography from 1839 to the Present Day: a century and a bit of light, shadow, ego and genius, bound into one generous volume – now in solid, honestly worn Good condition, ready to sit on your shelf and silently judge every blurry phone snap you take from now on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5066/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-magic-image-nov-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little Brown and Company 9780297768531 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-5065 This Is War - A Photo Narrative of the Korean War by David Douglas Duncan A war with no good soundtrack and terrible weather, seen by a man who stood far too close with a camera. This Is War – A Photo Narrative of the Korean War (Little, Brown and Company, 1990) by David Douglas Duncan is exactly what it says on the tin: not a history, not a strategy seminar, but one long, relentless look at what war actually looks like when you’re in the mud instead of on the map. Duncan, ex-Marine and legendary photojournalist, points his lens at foxholes, frozen hillsides and exhausted faces and quietly refuses to look away. This is Korea from ground level: Marines in their twenties wearing expressions that belong on people much, much older. Rain, mud, snow, ice – the full “climate hates you personally” package. Moments of dark humour and sheer absurdity wedged between terror, boredom and bad coffee. No glamour, no heroics on a pedestal – just people trying to get through the next day without being killed. The images build a narrative that prose can only circle around: shivering figures hunched in trenches, sudden violence, silent aftermaths, faces lit by cigarettes and artillery flashes. There are captions and context, but mostly Duncan lets the photographs do the talking, which is unfortunate for anyone who prefers their wars abstract, tidy and comfortably distant. This copy comes to you via Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good, which in our happily unmilitary system means: The dust jacket (if present) shows honest shelfwear: light rubbing, a few edge nicks – more “shuffled around civilian bookshelves” than “went ashore at Inchon.” The boards beneath are solid and square, unlike several of the structures depicted inside. The pages are clean, tight and only gently toned: think “overcast field-grey” rather than “archive emergency.” Minor scuffs, softened corners and maybe a discreet previous owner’s name are classified as non-combat damage and are included at no extra charge. Special bonus feature: Includes additional photos of DDD and Mike in an envelope at the back. That’s right: tucked into this already haunting volume is a little extra time capsule – personal shots of Duncan and “Mike” (one of his most famous Marine subjects), adding a small, human postscript to the official sequence. Call it an unofficial appendix in genuine photographic form. ISBN: 9780316195652, for the cataloguer who likes their anti-glamour war books precisely logged. Recommended if: You’ve had quite enough of war described as “theatre” and would like to remove the curtains. You think history should occasionally show you the faces behind the footnotes. You want a book that visitors will pick up thinking “Oh, photographs!” and put down a little quieter than before. This Is War – A Photo Narrative of the Korean War: no flags, no fanfare, just men, mud, fear and friendship, captured by a photographer who knew exactly what he was looking at. In Good used condition, with that extra envelope of images at the back, ready to sit on your shelf as a stubborn, monochrome reminder of what those bland words “conflict” and “campaign” really mean. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5065/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/this-is-war-nov-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little Brown and Company 9780316195652 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5064 Drawings from the Age of the Carracci by Per Bjurstrom When the Renaissance finally loosened its collar and started gesturing wildly, the Carracci were there with sketchbooks. Drawings from the Age of the Carracci (Ashmolean Museum, Oxford, 2002) by Per Bjurström is the exhibition catalogue for that glorious moment when late sixteenth–early seventeenth-century Italian artists decided that anatomy, emotion and drapery all needed to be just a bit more dramatic. Think of it as a backstage pass to the Baroque before the paint dried. This isn’t “finished masterpieces, politely framed.” This is: Red chalk figures twisting themselves into heroic knots. Silverpoint studies where every line mutters, “I am taking this torso very seriously.” Pen and wash sketches that look suspiciously like “I swear the commissioner will love this, trust me.” Sheet after sheet of angels, apostles, peasants, martyrs, and the odd fat putto, all warming up for their big fresco moment. Bjurström guides you through the studios and circles around the Carracci – Annibale, Agostino, Ludovico and friends – explaining who’s drawing what, why, and how this furious scribbling changed European art. You get catalogue entries, sensible scholarship and that satisfying feeling of looking at the creative process rather than just the final, solemn altarpiece. Published by the Ashmolean Museum, Oxford, it’s everything a good exhibition book should be: portable, lavishly illustrated, and guaranteed to make you judge your own doodles more harshly than is strictly necessary. This copy comes to you from Crappy Old Books, yet is somehow in Condition: As New, which in our slightly bewildered grading scheme means: The cover is crisp, glossy and unscuffed – more “just left the museum shop” than “languished on a shelf.” The spine is perfectly square and uncreased, as if no one has ever dared to open it wider than 30 degrees. The pages are bright, clean and pristine: no thumbprints, no pencilled notes, no evidence of being balanced on a café table while someone earnestly discussed chiaroscuro. If it’s been read, it was done with the kind of reverence usually reserved for incunabula and very small, fragile kittens. ISBN: 9781854441706, for the cataloguer who likes their Baroque firmly barcoded. Recommended if: You’ve ever looked at a ceiling painting and thought, “Yes, but what did the practice sheets look like?” You enjoy the idea that entire artistic revolutions start with someone drawing a tired model over and over again in slightly different poses. You like books full of drawings that somehow manage to be both intensely academic and perfect “I’ll just flip through this for a minute” material. Drawings from the Age of the Carracci: the nervous system of Baroque painting laid bare in chalk and ink – now in As New condition, ready to sit on your shelf looking as if it has just stepped out of the Ashmolean, while the rest of your art books quietly wonder where they went wrong. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5064/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drawings-from-the-age-of-the-carracci-nov-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ashmolean Museum Oxford 9781854441706 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5061 The Mediterranean by Richard Carrington A whole inland sea, several civilisations, and an alarming quantity of olive oil – in one reasonably portable volume. The Mediterranean (Weidenfeld and Nicolson, 1971) by Richard Carrington is the story of that large blue puddle in the middle of the map where history kept happening: Phoenicians, Greeks, Romans, Crusaders, pirates, tourists – everybody gets a turn. Carrington treats the Mediterranean less like “some water between countries” and more like the main character in a very long, very complicated family saga. This is the sea that: Helped invent civilisation, commerce and the package holiday. Watched empires rise, fall and leave behind nothing but ruins and confusing museum labels. Managed to be simultaneously a trade route, a battlefield and a place where retired people go to discuss property prices. Carrington does the full tour: geology, climate, fish, ships, ports, gods, gods rebranded as other gods, then saints, then resort names. He wanders through ancient myths, classical fleets, Arab traders, Venetian merchants, Nelsonian naval drama and modern geopolitics with the calm air of a man who has read the logbooks and come back to tell you that yes, everyone really did fight over this much, for this long. It’s part history, part travelogue-in-absentia, part reminder that pretty blue water can conceal truly epic levels of mutual irritation. This copy comes to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, in confidently graded Condition: Very Good, which in our scrupulously unscientific taxonomy means: The dust jacket (if present) shows only the lightest hints of shelfwear – more “grazed by books it looked down on” than “taken to the beach.” The boards are clean and solid, standing firm like some respectable stone harbour that’s seen a few storms and no longer bothers to comment. The pages are bright, tight and only gently toned – think “early-evening Mediterranean light” rather than “left in a taverna.” Minor, almost apologetic signs of handling may be present: a faint rub here, a nearly imaginary corner bump there – all well within the Very Good and frankly rather smug about it bracket. ISBN: 0297004433, for those who enjoy cataloguing maritime history with precision. Recommended if: Your knowledge of the Mediterranean currently consists of “sun, sea, something about the Romans.” You want to know why so many people spent so many centuries arguing over ports, capes and narrow straits that now serve mainly as backdrops for yacht adverts. You like your history broad, salty and studded with enough anecdote to keep you awake between the battles and trade statistics. The Mediterranean: a guided cruise through several thousand years of ships, shores, gods, guns, empires and package tours – now in Very Good used condition, ready to take up dignified residence on your shelf and remind you that beneath every sunset photo-op there is almost certainly a long, bloody footnote. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5061/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mediterranean-nov-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297004431 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5058 Last Days of Imperial Russia by Miriam Kochan A whole empire collapses, and not a single tsar consults the instruction manual. Last Days of Imperial Russia (Weidenfeld and Nicolson, 1976) by Miriam Kochan is the calmly horrified chronicle of how one of the biggest, grandest, most bejewelled regimes on earth managed to trip over its own autocracy and land face-first in revolution. Think of it as the long, chaotic goodbye party of the Romanov dynasty, told by someone who has read all the documents and is quietly appalled at the decision-making. Kochan walks you through the final act of the imperial drama: A tsar who believes in divine right but not in reading the room. A court so insulated it might as well be on another planet. Ministers revolving through office like a particularly nervous carousel. Soldiers, workers and peasants gradually realising that “God’s anointed” might not be entirely on top of things. There are food shortages, strikes, bad wars, worse advisors, and the small matter of an entire ruling class trying to pretend history isn’t happening right outside the palace gates. Kochan stitches together politics, personalities and everyday detail into a narrative that feels less like “inevitable decline of empire” and more like watching a very slow, very preventable accident in exquisitely decorated surroundings. This copy comes to you via Crappy Old Books, loftily graded Condition: Good, which in our time-honoured system means: The dust jacket (if still present) shows light rubbing and edgewear, like a once-grand uniform that’s seen one parade too many. The boards are solid and upright, unlike certain Russian institutions circa 1917. The pages are clean, tight and gently toned – more “dignified archive” than “smuggled out under gunfire.” Minor scuffs, softened corners and possibly a previous owner’s discreet signature inside are treated as historical layering, and come at no extra charge. ISBN: 0297771523, for the cataloguer who likes to bring a little order to the story of systemic collapse. Recommended if: You’ve ever thought, “How bad could elite mismanagement really get?” and would like a carefully documented answer. You enjoy history where telegrams, rumours, diaries and bad decisions all pile up into revolution. You want to understand how an empire can look invincible on paper right up until it suddenly isn’t. Last Days of Imperial Russia: a guided tour through the twilight of a dynasty – icons on the walls, cracks in the foundations, and history quietly loading the firing squad offstage. Now in pleasantly timeworn but thoroughly Good condition, ready to preside over your bookshelf like a slightly shell-shocked relic of a world that thought it would last forever. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5058/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-days-of-imperial-russia-nov-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297771524 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5055 1900 by Rebecca West A whole year in one book, written by someone who actually remembers when 1900 was considered modern. 1900 (Weidenfeld and Nicolson, 1983) is Rebecca West’s grand, late-career attempt to bottle the last year of Queen Victoria’s reign and put it on your bookshelf. Think of it as a time-capsule curated by a very sharp, slightly waspish guide who has read absolutely everything, forgotten nothing, and is quietly unimpressed by your assumption that history started with the Beatles. West isn’t just listing events. She’s dissecting a mood. 1900 as hinge, not wallpaper: A world still festooned with top hats and Empire, but already full of telephones, motor-cars and nervous breakdowns. Science making big, confident promises, while politics quietly sharpens its knives for the 20th century. Art and literature slipping out of their corsets and heading towards modernism, pretending nothing scandalous is happening. She strolls through the year with the air of someone leafing through an old address book: emperors, anarchists, composers, cranks, geniuses and the odd doomed optimist – all waved in with a cool, amused aside. The book is generously illustrated, because if you’re going to explain a turning-point year, you might as well show the moustaches. This copy comes via Crappy Old Books, where Condition: Good is a very specific, carefully calibrated state of being: The dust jacket (if still present) shows mild edgewear: the literary equivalent of a frock coat that’s been to one too many receptions but still buttons up. The boards are solid and upright, like a respectable Edwardian townhouse that hasn’t yet realised what the 20th century is going to do to property values. The pages have relaxed into a soft ivory tone, suggestive of age, pipe smoke and possibly a distant memory of sherry. Expect small scuffs, gentle corner bumps and maybe a discreet previous owner’s name – all classified as authentic period charm, and absolutely not grounds for complaint. ISBN: 029777963X, for the cataloguer who enjoys assigning a neat modern identifier to a world that hadn’t invented even the bar code. Recommended if: You like your history written by someone who could, if required, verbally destroy an entire panel of experts before lunch. You’ve ever wondered what it felt like to live in a moment when everyone thought the future would be marvellous and almost no one guessed the sort of marvellous it would actually be. You enjoy books that treat a single year as if it were a full cast list of a long, complicated play whose second act has not yet realised it’s going to be a tragedy. 1900: one crowded year, many crowded pages, and a voice that knows exactly how the story turns out – now gently timeworn, structurally sound, and ready to sit on your shelf like a politely ironic witness for the century that followed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5055/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/1900-nov-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297779636 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5051 Chinese Civilization - From the Ming Revival to Chairman Mao by Yong Yap and Arthur Cotterell A mere four centuries of Chinese history in one volume – because who doesn’t like their dynasties, revolutions and ideological rebranding in a handy single dose? Chinese Civilization – From the Ming Revival to Chairman Mao (Weidenfeld and Nicolson, 1977) by Yong Yap and Arthur Cotterell is your guided sprint from late imperial grandeur to full-on revolutionary makeover. We start with the Ming, those overachievers in porcelain, bureaucracy and defensive wall-building, and end up with Mao, who looked at several thousand years of tradition and essentially said, “Nice try, let’s start again.” This is not a dainty little “China-in-17-haiku” sort of book. It’s more like: Ming dynasty: “We’re back, we’re organised, and we’ve got opinions on everything from tax to tiles.” Qing dynasty: “We’re foreign, we’re fabulous, and yes, you may absolutely underestimate us right up until the opium arrives.” Republic and warlord era: “What if politics were mostly chaos with uniforms?” Mao: “No more emperors, but do please enjoy the cult of personality.” Yap and Cotterell do that very 1970s thing of trying to be briskly scholarly while secretly fascinated by the sheer drama of it all – court intrigue, eunuchs with agendas, Confucian exams ruining promising lives, foreign invasions, internal rebellions, and the occasional attempt to modernise without collapsing too much furniture. This particular copy comes to you via Crappy Old Books, proudly graded Condition: Good, which in our very scientific taxonomy means: The dust jacket (if still present) shows the sort of gentle edgewear you’d expect from a book that’s crossed several ideological shifts and at least one alarming attic. The boards are solid, doing their best “Great Wall but in cardboard” impression. The pages have mellowed to that soft off-white tone that says, “I was printed when people still said ‘Peking’ unironically.” Expect minor bumps, rubbing, perhaps a previous owner’s name discreetly applied in biro – all part of the authentic used-book cultural layer. ISBN: 0297773046, for the cataloguer who likes their upheavals properly numbered. Recommended if: You like your history with big arcs: empire, decline, reform, revolution, repeat. You’re dimly aware that Chinese history is more than “some emperors, some silk, then Communism happened”, and would like to close that knowledge gap without enrolling in a degree. You enjoy books where footnotes and battles coexist peacefully with maps, timelines and the occasional “and then it all went wrong” chapter. Chinese Civilization – From the Ming Revival to Chairman Mao: an illustrated whistle-stop tour through mandarins, Manchus, missionaries, Marxists and more, now gently worn, structurally sound, and ready to sit on your shelf like a small, rectangular reminder that history is never as simple as “then the new regime arrived and everything made sense.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5051/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chinese-civilization-nov-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297773047 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5050 The Last of Old Europe by AJP Taylor A.J.P. Taylor, the man who made television history lectures feel like pub arguments, here turns his attention to the continent that kept him happily grumpy for most of his career: Europe – the “old” one, the one before airports, stag weekends and budget airlines called things like “SkyBargainz”. The Last of Old Europe (Sidgwick and Jackson, 1976) is Taylor doing what he does best: strolling through history with his hands in his pockets, bumping into emperors, railway timetables and diplomatic blunders, and then telling you, in about three pages, why everyone involved was slightly ridiculous. It’s a book about that peculiar pre-1914 world of Habsburgs, moustaches and railway compartments – a Europe that managed to look impossibly stable right up until the moment it fell over its own alliances. In these essays, Taylor treats the vanished Europe of emperors and foreign offices the way a sharp-eyed relative talks about the old family – with affection, exasperation and a worrying amount of very specific gossip. He has time for doomed statesmen, forgotten frontiers and the sort of cynical asides that would get most modern politicians quietly disinvited from conferences. If you’ve ever wanted a guided tour of the past led by someone who thinks the tour group is almost as funny as the ruins, this is your book. This copy comes to you from Crappy Old Books, where Condition: Good means: The dust jacket (if still present) has that lived-in look, like a diplomat after a long conference: a bit rubbed at the edges, but still technically in post. The boards and spine are holding together with admirable late-imperial determination. Pages are lightly tanned, as befits a work reminiscing about a Europe lit mostly by gas and bad decisions. Minor bumps, scuffs and other “archival patina” are included at no additional charge. ISBN: 0283985219, for those who like their nostalgia numerically catalogued. Add this to your shelf if: You suspect the 19th and early 20th centuries were one long, beautifully dressed misunderstanding. You enjoy history written by someone who clearly thinks everyone involved should have known better. You like the idea of “Old Europe” explained by a man who could turn a footnote into a punchline. The Last of Old Europe: part obituary, part sly love letter, and part reminder that the good old days were only good if you didn’t look too closely at the map. Conveniently portable, gently timeworn, and ready to grumble charmingly from your bookcase for years to come. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5050/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-of-old-europe-nov-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sidgwick and Jackson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5048 Elements of Physical Chemistry by Sqamuel Glasstone and David Lewis Elements of Physical Chemistry (1961) By Samuel Glasstone & David Lewis | Macmillan ISBN: none (back when molecules had quantum numbers but books didn’t) Condition: Good as sold by Crappy Old Books Behold: physical chemistry, in its natural 1961 habitat—bound in sober black boards, with pink title panels that look faintly embarrassed about how hard the maths is. This is Glasstone & Lewis, the classic mid-20th-century attempt to explain why: gases sulk, solutions misbehave, reactions take their time, and everything in the universe insists on following the laws of thermodynamics even when it’s deeply inconvenient for your experimental results. What’s inside (besides tiny symbols and looming exams) You get the full foundational tour: Thermodynamics – enthalpy, entropy, free energy and the dawning realisation that spontaneity isn’t about personality, it’s about ΔG. Chemical equilibrium – who goes where, how much, and why your system refuses to cooperate with your intuitions. Kinetics – rate laws, mechanisms, and the crushing truth that doubling the concentration does not always mean doubling the speed. Electrochemistry – cells, potentials, and the noble art of making electrons walk in an orderly fashion. Possibly a polite introduction to quantum theory – just enough to terrify you with wavefunctions before sending you back to partition functions. All delivered in that impeccable early-60s textbook voice: “Consider a perfectly idealised system…” No one has ever met such a system, but it marks its presence on every page. The tone: stern, clear, quietly proud Glasstone & Lewis write as if: You are serious, You have paper, pencil and time, And you’re willing to suffer a bit for understanding. There are: Diagrams that actually help Worked examples that start simple and creep up on you Problem sets that say, in effect, “So you thought you understood equilibrium constants, did you?” Yet it’s strangely reassuring. There’s a sense that the universe, while complicated, is at least consistent—unlike your lab partner. This particular copy From the photo: Black cloth boards with blind-ruled borders and contrasting pink spine panels—full “serious reference book in a 1960s faculty office” aesthetic. Condition: Good – in Crappy Old Books terms: Binding solid, hinges fine, no pages attempting spontaneous fission. Spine ends and corners a bit rubbed from travelling between lectures, labs and late-night revision sessions. A few small scuffs to the boards—cosmetic, not structural; think of them as surface defects with negligible effect on bulk properties. Inside you can reasonably expect: Clean, legible text; Light page-toning appropriate to its age; Possibly the odd pencilled formula or half-erased panic note from a long-graduated student. Nothing to stop you working through the chapters—only your courage. Why you might actually want this You love old scientific textbooks that explain things without cartoons, colour gradients or marketing departments. You’re studying chem and want to see how your grandparents were terrorised into learning the same material. You like thermodynamics and kinetics served straight, with no modern hand-waving: just definitions, derivations, examples. You’re the sort of person who enjoys leaving a heavy, respectable book on your desk so people assume you are much more intelligent (and perhaps more dangerous) than you let on. It’s also weirdly useful as a reference: the numbers haven’t changed, and the laws of thermodynamics remain stubbornly in force. The vibe Reading Elements of Physical Chemistry feels like: Sitting in a chilly lecture theatre while a very precise professor fills the board with equations that, to your surprise, eventually make sense. Realising that concepts that once felt mystical—activity coefficients, rate constants, equilibrium—are actually just grumpy but understandable. Getting that rare “aha” moment when a horrible diagram suddenly becomes obvious… followed immediately by a new, slightly worse diagram. It’s not a light read, but it will make you feel like you’ve wrestled something big and abstract into submission, at least for a bit. Condition vs. Activation Energy Physically: Good – robust enough to survive repeated consultations, margin notes, and the occasional despair-driven thump onto the desk. Intellectually: still a solid activation barrier between you and hand-wavy chemistry. Cross it, and you’re in the land of real understanding. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the bindings are black, the spine labels are pink, the condition is Good, and the entropy is always increasing—except, temporarily, in your well-ordered study notes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5048/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/elements-of-physical-chemestry-nov-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5047 British Security by Chatham House Study Group British Security (1946) By Chatham House Study Group | Royal Institute of International Affairs ISBN: none (classified before barcodes existed) Condition: Good as sold by Crappy Old Books This is British Security, published in 1946, when: The war had technically been won, The empire was beginning to fray, And a group of very serious people at Chatham House sat down to ask the immortal question: “Right, what now?” The result is this slim, sombre-looking volume in black cloth, which looks for all the world like a small, portable think tank. What’s actually inside? It’s not a spy thriller (sorry), but it is the intellectual scaffolding behind a whole era of policy. Inside you’ll find: A cool-headed analysis of what “security” means after two world wars and a rapidly approaching Cold War. Reflections on: Britain’s strategic position (spoiler: island, useful but awkward), the state of Europe, the role of the Commonwealth and colonies, and the dawning realisation that the United States is now That Guy. Arguments about defence, diplomacy, economics and alliances—written by people who use the word “considerable” a lot and mean it. It’s basically a policy white paper in hardback, intended for ministers, civil servants, academics and that rare bird: the private citizen who voluntarily reads such things. The tone: calm, posh, mildly anxious The Chatham House Study Group writes the way: Very educated people talk when they’re trying not to sound worried. No exclamation marks, just: “It may reasonably be concluded…” “Certain dangers cannot be excluded…” “It would be unwise to neglect…” Expect: Understatement deployed as a defensive weapon. Statistical and strategic arguments without a single pie chart. The occasional polite but pointed reminder that ignoring problems does not, in fact, cause them to go away. It’s all very British: the world may be collapsing, but we will discuss it in complete sentences. This particular copy From the photo: Plain black (or very dark) cloth boards with a few scuffs and edge rubs; no dust jacket, no design frills, just pure “government-adjacent pamphlet, but make it hardback.” Condition: Good – in Crappy Old Books terms, that means: Binding solid, pages firmly attached—no security breaches in the text block. Corners bumped, spine ends a little softened; the bookish equivalent of a bowler hat that’s seen service. Some light surface marks on the boards, as if it has spent decades sliding in and out of filing cabinets or earnest briefcases. Inside, you can expect: Clean, very legible text, probably with that slightly rough post-war paper. Possibly a library stamp or previous owner’s name that reads like a minor character in a le Carré novel. Why you might actually want this You’re into international relations, Cold War pre-history or British strategic studies, and you want a primary-era document, not just modern commentary. You like to read what experts were saying before everything became obvious in hindsight. You enjoy the aesthetics of old policy books: slim, dark, and slightly intimidating on the shelf. You’re building a collection of Chatham House / RIIA publications and this fills a pleasing gap between “War Aims” and “Future of Europe”. It’s also fantastic source material if you: write historical fiction, run Cold War RPGs, or simply enjoy muttering, “We were warned” at passing footnotes. The vibe Reading British Security (1946) feels like: Sitting in on a post-war seminar where everyone is exhausted but determined to think clearly for at least 120 more pages. Watching the transition from wartime survival to long-term strategy: How do we stop this happening again? What does “power” look like now? Who are we if we’re no longer the unquestioned top of the league table? Realising that many of the questions they were asking in 1946 are… awkwardly familiar in the 21st century. It’s sober, thoughtful, and utterly devoid of buzzwords—security before it became a branded conference circuit. Condition vs. Gravitas Physically: Good – scuffed but sturdy, like an old civil servant with a good memory. Intellectually: restrained, rigorous, and surprisingly readable if you enjoy policy-speak done properly. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the covers are plain, the content is serious, the condition is Good, and British security—at least in 1946—still fits neatly between two modest black boards. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5047/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-security0nov-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Royal Institute of International Affairs no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5046 Great Fairy Stories by Daily Sketch Publications Great Fairy Stories (c.1933) Daily Sketch Publications | London ISBN: none (issued in the golden age of “just give it a title and print it”) Condition: Good as sold by Crappy Old Books Once upon a time—the early 1930s, to be precise—the Daily Sketch decided that what the world really needed, between anxious headlines and adverts for patent tonics, was a large helping of fairy stories. Proper ones. With forests, curses, unlikely princes, morally instructive endings and the occasional talking animal with a strong union. Thus was born Great Fairy Stories, a handsome blue hardback stuffed with tales that assume children can handle: wicked stepmothers, enchanted sleep, and the general risk of being turned into something horticultural. What’s inside (besides spells and stepmothers) This is a mixed treasury of classic fairy tales, likely including: the usual suspects from Grimm-ish and Andersen-ish territory – princes who forget basic social skills, girls who really shouldn’t trust old women offering fruit, tailors, soldiers and wanderers who outsmart everyone with sheer cheek; plus a scattering of other favourites, retold in that brisk, early-20th-century English prose that assumes the reader is both sensible and slightly bloodthirsty. The tone is delightfully pre-Disney: Romance, yes. Magic, yes. But also consequences. Nobody here is worrying about whether the wolf’s traumatic backstory needs exploring. The pictures (a.k.a. the real magic) Illustrated by a small dream team of golden-age artists: T. H. Robinson W. H. Robinson R. Anning Bell Which means: elegant line drawings, knights and maidens with unapologetically dramatic cloaks, forests that look properly dangerous, and castles that seem purpose-built for mood and echoing footsteps. These aren’t cartoon doodles; they’re fully committed storybook artwork, the kind you could stare at for ages while putting off bedtime. This particular copy From the photo: a solid blue cloth hardback, clearly old enough to have heard several generations of “Just one more story, please.” Condition: Good – translated from Crappy Old Books dialect: Binding firm, pages all present and not gnawed by anything mythical or otherwise. Spine a bit faded and rubbed, as if it once spent years in bright nursery light. Boards with light scuffing and a few small marks – call it vintage charm rather than damage. Inside likely shows gentle age-toning but no catastrophic scribbles in crayon. It won’t win any “as new” awards, but it gives off strong “beloved but respectable” energy. Why you might actually want this You love old-school fairy tales with their original oddness still attached. You collect interwar children’s books and have a weakness for sturdy gift editions that once sat under Christmas trees between Meccano and socks. You are constitutionally unable to resist any book that combines: blue cloth, gilt-ish titles, and multiple golden-age illustrators. You want a storybook that can be read aloud to modern children who’ve only known bowdlerised versions and are now ready for the real thing. It also makes an excellent prop for your inner child: something to pull off the shelf when life is too full of emails and not enough fairy godmothers. The vibe Reading Great Fairy Stories feels like: Slipping back into a pre-digital universe where entertainment consisted of words, pictures and someone doing voices. Visiting a world where good and evil are not complicated, but the route between them absolutely is. Being reminded that wishes come true with alarming regularity—and often with paperwork attached. It’s nostalgia without cynicism: sincere, magical, faintly alarming in the best fairy-tale way. Condition vs. Enchantment Physically: Good – a few knocks to the cover, but the enchantment circuits are fully operational. Aesthetically: peak “granny’s best storybook,” the one you weren’t supposed to take to bed but did anyway. Emotionally: 100% capable of turning an ordinary evening into “and then the clock struck twelve…” Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the spells are all in the text, the dragons are safely two-dimensional, the cloth is a little worn, and the fairy stories are still great—no reboot required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5046/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-fairy-stories-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Daily Sketch Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5045 Southeys Life of Nelson by HB Butler Southey’s Life of Nelson (1911) By H. B. Butler (ed.), after Robert Southey | Oxford University Press ISBN: none (Heroic lives once travelled without barcodes) Condition: Good as sold by Crappy Old Books Here we have Southey’s Life of Nelson, but in its 1911 Oxford University Press school/classics edition, edited by H. B. Butler—the version that spent decades educating young Britons in the finer points of heroism, patriotism, and dying impressively at sea. This is the biography that helped cement Admiral Lord Nelson as: Half historical figure, Half marble statue, Half national myth (yes, that’s three halves; he was like that). Originally written by Romantic poet Robert Southey, this life of Nelson is such a classic that by 1911 it had been turned into a respectable OUP volume, the sort of book that might be handed as a prize to a promising schoolboy who could spell “Trafalgar” without blinking. What’s inside (besides gunpowder and reverence) You get the full story arc: Norfolk beginnings – small, sickly lad, clearly not destined for anything ordinary. Midshipman years – seasickness, discipline, early flashes of lunatic bravery. Meteoric rise – a man who regards enemy fleets as opportunities rather than discouragements. The big set-pieces: Cape St Vincent – general showing off. The Nile – a masterclass in “let’s attack at night, what could possibly go wrong.” Copenhagen – famously ignoring orders in a way modern HR policies wouldn’t love. Trafalgar – the grand finale: decisive victory, patriotic apotheosis, unfortunate bullet. Southey (with Butler guiding the text and notes) is not writing a cold, modern, revisionist biography. This is heroic narrative, with a clear moral arc: duty, courage, genius, sacrifice, and just enough romance and scandal to keep everyone awake. The tone: Romantic hero worship, OUP edition Expect a combination of: Southey’s elegant, slightly purple prose – composed in the early 19th century, when you could describe a man’s character for three pages before letting him say anything. Butler’s early 20th-century scholarship – introductions, notes, and the occasional editorial nudge to keep things academically respectable for 1911 students. You get: A Nelson who is very much the inspirational Great Man, A good dose of moral commentary: courage good, cowardice bad, dithering unforgivable, And an assumption that you, reader, might learn something about how to live (ideally with fewer cannonballs). It’s all very earnest, but in a way that’s oddly refreshing in the age of “both-sides” takes. This particular copy From the photo: Dark blue cloth boards with a plain, blind-ruled design and gilt lettering on the spine, now gently sunned and softened by time. Condition: Good – in Crappy Old Books language, that means: Binding still firm, pages all present, no mutinies in the text block. Corners and spine ends a bit bumped from a century of shelving, but nothing catastrophic. Boards with light rubbing and the odd tiny mark – think “weathered officer’s coat” rather than “shipwreck”. Inside: Clean, readable pages, probably delicately tanned; No reports of catastrophic underlining, so you’re free to form your own opinions about the admiral without ghostly exam notes interfering. This is the sort of book that looks exactly right on a shelf between Dickens and a battered atlas. Why you might actually want this You’re a Nelson / naval history enthusiast who wants the classic literary life, not just modern rehashes with glossy plates. You enjoy watching how 19th-century hero worship was packaged for early 20th-century education—it’s history squared. You’re into compact but substantial OUP hardbacks that radiate “I passed exams before you were born.” You suspect that, however revisionist modern history becomes, there’s still something to be said for the old-fashioned story of a man who simply refused to do anything quietly. Also: it’s weirdly soothing to read about someone whose life purpose was extremely clear, even if it did involve a distressing number of broadsides. The vibe Reading Southey’s Life of Nelson in this 1911 Oxford edition feels like: Sitting in a wood-panelled classroom while a teacher declaims, “Now this, boys and girls, is how a life is lived.” Being swept along by a narrative that has no doubt whatsoever that decisive action is better than caution. Watching the creation of a national legend in real time—before the age of irony, but after the age of wooden ships. It’s part biography, part myth-making, part time travel into how a previous age wanted its heroes presented. Condition vs. Glory Physically: Good – a touch faded at the spine, but entirely seaworthy and ready for many more voyages from armchair to imagination. Literarily: rich in story, strong on character, unashamedly admiring; an essential artefact of how Britain once told itself the story of Nelson. Offered by Crappy Old Books, https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5045/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/southeys-life-of-nelson-nov-2025.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5044 Pilgrims Progress by John Bunyan The Pilgrim’s Progress (1943) By John Bunyan | Marshall, Morgan & Scott ISBN: none (registered directly with Heaven) Condition: Good as sold by Crappy Old Books This is The Pilgrim’s Progress, which is technically a 17th-century Protestant allegory but in practice is: The original road movie The prototype self-help journey And the reason so many pious Victorians named their children things like Faithful and Mercy. This particular copy is a 1943 wartime edition, printed while the world was on fire and someone at Marshall, Morgan & Scott clearly decided what everyone needed—alongside ration coupons and air raid instructions—was a brisk reminder about the Narrow Way. What actually happens (spoilers: lots of walking) Our hero is called Christian, because subtlety is for later centuries. He: Leaves the City of Destruction Sets off for the Celestial City And immediately wanders into every possible metaphor for spiritual, moral and logistical difficulty. Along the way he encounters: The Slough of Despond – like Monday morning, but with more mud. Vanity Fair – consumer capitalism before it had an Instagram account. Giant Despair and Doubting Castle – the original mental health awareness campaign, only with more clubs and chains. A supporting cast including Evangelist, Faithful, Hopeful, Talkative, Apollyon, and other characters whose names double as both personality and HR file. It’s all there: bad advice, good companions, sudden pitfalls, trials, and the occasional moment of “Oh, I recognise myself in this and I’m not entirely comfortable about it.” Why it still works (even if you’re not a 17th-century Nonconformist) Despite the archaic language and heavy-duty theology, Bunyan is weirdly readable: The story moves. Christian keeps going, getting lost, getting up again. The imagery is sharp: you don’t forget the Slough, the Hill Difficulty, the Valley of the Shadow. The satire on religious hypocrisy, shallow faith and noisy opinion-havers is still… painfully applicable. You can read it as: Serious spiritual classic Historical curiosity Or surprisingly modern “How to keep going when everything is dreadful” handbook. This particular 1943 copy From the photo: Plain brown cloth boards – no gaudy dust jacket, just quiet wartime respectability. Condition: Good – in Crappy Old Books terms that means: Binding solid, hinges sound, pages all present and not wandering off to the Celestial Recycling Bin. Some rubbing to corners and spine ends, a faint mark or two on the boards – call it “honest wear” rather than “persecution”. Pages likely tanned to a gentle sepia: the sort of patina you only get from eight decades of surviving both readers and British weather. It’s the kind of book that looks exactly right next to a hurricane lamp and a mug of strong tea. Why you might actually want this You’ve always meant to read Pilgrim’s Progress but didn’t fancy a shiny modern “gift edition” designed for coffee tables. You enjoy allegory done with absolute conviction, rather than ironic distance. You’re into wartime religious / moral publishing and want a copy from the era when people were literally reading this between air raids. You collect Marshall, Morgan & Scott titles or just have a thing for sober 1940s hardbacks. It also has excellent passive-aggressive potential: “Oh, that old brown book? Just Pilgrim’s Progress. You know – about staying on the narrow way and not getting distracted by Vanity Fair…” Condition vs. Journey Physically: Good – a little worn at the edges, but completely up for another long trek through the Valley of Whatever Life Throws At You. Literarily/spiritually: still doing what it’s always done—telling you, via a man called Christian and some very pointed place names, that the road is hard, the company matters, and giants of Despair are best dealt with before breakfast. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the bindings are plain, the condition is Good, and the path from the City of Destruction to the Celestial City now runs conveniently through your letterbox. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5044/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pilgrims-progress-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Marshall, Morgand and Scott no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5042 The Study of Words by Richard Chenevix Trench The Study of Words (1876) By Richard Chenevix Trench | Macmillan ISBN: none (filed directly with Providence, not Nielsen) Condition: Good, with genuine period cover patina Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is The Study of Words, the classic Victorian reminder that your vocabulary isn’t just a random pile of syllables but a long-running historical drama in which every noun has baggage and every adjective has a backstory. Richard Chenevix Trench – Archbishop, scholar, and man who could probably deliver a 45-minute sermon on the word nice – sets out to prove that if you follow words carefully enough, they will tell you everything about: history culture morality and the strange things people once did with their spare time. What’s going on inside? This isn’t a dictionary; it’s more like a gossip column for the English language. Trench walks you through: Etymologies with drama – words that began innocent and slid into vice, or started lofty and ended up in the gutter. Semantic drift – how a word like villain once simply meant “farm worker” and now means “cape-wearing menace,” which is quite the promotion. Borrowings and invasions – Latin, French, Greek and assorted linguistic raiders storming English and leaving half their vocabulary behind. Moral lessons smuggled into philology – as only a 19th-century churchman could manage, explaining language while gently side-eyeing your character. It’s a series of lectures in book form, brimming with examples that make you look at everyday words and think: “Oh. You’ve been through things.” The tone: half sermon, half nerd-out Trench is: Earnest Learned Quietly delighted by his own material Expect: Flourishes of Victorian prose, but surprisingly clear explanations. A sense that words are fossils, preserving the shape of old customs, beliefs and prejudices. Occasional moral asides – he can’t help himself – about the importance of speaking carefully since language both reflects and shapes the soul. If you like modern pop-linguistics, this is the great-grandparent of the genre, just wearing a frock coat. This particular copy Visibly a 19th-century veteran, and proud of it: Condition: Good – structurally sound, pages all present, hinges holding; the important bits are behaving beautifully for a book from 1876. Brown cloth boards with a tasteful blind-stamped border and… Features period cover patina. By which we mean: Gentle mottling and fading across the boards A constellation of light spots and age shadows The kind of surface that screams, “I was on a Victorian study shelf when people still wrote letters with quills.” It’s not damaged so much as aesthetic – the sort of wear that interior designers would pay someone to fake. Inside, you can expect: Nicely aged paper Clear type Possibly a name or inscription from some long-gone schoolmaster who made generations of students feel bad about their misuse of adjectives. Why you might actually want this You’re a word nerd, linguistics fan or etymology addict who wants to see where a lot of later popular works quietly stole their party tricks from. You enjoy Victorian non-fiction that takes language deadly seriously but still accidentally entertains. You like books that double as décor: this one looks exactly like the sort of thing a 19th-century clergyman would leave lying around to impress visitors. You’re building a small collection of Macmillan classics in original cloth, preferably with a touch of “has survived multiple empires” on the cover. It’s also a surprisingly good creative-writing resource: nothing cures lazy phrasing like a stern archbishop explaining how much history you’ve just wasted by picking the wrong synonym. The vibe Reading The Study of Words feels like: Sitting in on a language lecture in 1876 and realising, to your horror, that it’s actually interesting. Watching ordinary vocabulary open up like trapdoors into the past. Being gently but firmly persuaded that words matter, and that throwing them around carelessly is like using antique furniture as firewood. You’ll leave it a little more suspicious of every sentence you see – and a lot more fond of the English language’s chaotic family tree. Condition vs. Content Physically: Good, with period cover patina that gives it maximum “found in a don’s study” credibility. Intellectually: still sharp, still curious, still capable of making modern linguistics fans nod along in grudging respect. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the covers are worn, the words are venerable, and the patina is real – just like the etymologies. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5042/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-study-of-words-nov-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5040 Foundations of English Prose by AC Ward Foundations of English Prose (1931) By A. C. Ward | G. Bell and Sons ISBN: none (from when prose had foundations, not barcodes) Condition: Good as sold by Crappy Old Books This is Foundations of English Prose, a book from 1931, back when people sincerely believed that: prose could be taught standards could be maintained and dangling participles were a sign of social decay. A. C. Ward strides in like a one-man grammar restoration project, determined to rescue you from flabby sentences, vague adjectives and “style” that is really just noise. What’s inside (besides fear and syntax) You get the full traditional toolkit: How sentences actually work – clauses, balance, rhythm, the difference between a sturdy line and a linguistic pancake. Choice of words – plain vs. fancy, precise vs. woolly; also a quiet war against unnecessary jargon that feels remarkably modern. Paragraph construction – topic sentences, logical flow, that magical art of not wandering off halfway through. Examples from real writers – the kind who were considered safe and edifying in 1931, yet still manage to be annoyingly good on the page. It’s not about expressing your deepest self through the power of vibes. It’s about writing clear, strong English that doesn’t fall over when pushed. The tone: strict but secretly encouraging Ward is very much your old-school English master: Firm, articulate, slightly alarmed by the direction civilisation is taking But actually on your side – he just wants your prose to stop embarrassing both of you. Expect: Short, sharp pronouncements like “This is bad” followed by “Here is how to do better.” A refreshing lack of motivational padding. The underlying assumption that you, dear reader, are perfectly capable of writing like an intelligent adult if someone just explains it properly. It’s more boot camp than creative writing retreat, and that’s part of the charm. This particular copy From the photo and listing: Condition: Good – which, for a 1931 hardback, is rather respectable: Dark cloth boards, plainly utilitarian, radiating “textbook” energy. Spine slightly rubbed, corners softened – the physical equivalent of a tweed jacket with worn elbows. Pages all present, properly bound, likely tanned just enough to confirm authenticity. There may be the odd pencil mark or faint ghost of previous study, but nothing that stops it doing its job: bullying your sentences into shape. Why you might actually want this You’re a writer, editor, teacher or stubborn pedant with a weakness for vintage style guides. You enjoy seeing how prose was taught before the age of PowerPoint and “storytelling workshops.” You suspect, deep down, that your sentences might be improved by a brisk 1930s talking-to. You’re building a little shelf of books that quietly intimidate visiting writers. It’s also a decent reality check: the problems Ward rants about in 1931 are exactly the ones we still have, just now with more emojis. The vibe Reading Foundations of English Prose feels like: Sitting in a chilly classroom with tall windows while someone explains, with weary brilliance, why that paragraph you’re so proud of is actually a mess. Realising that clarity and rhythm are not mystical talents but things you can work on, line by line. Getting unexpectedly inspired to cut three words from every sentence you write, just to see what happens. It’s the anti-fluff book. No inspirational quotes on creativity. Just “Here is how not to write like a turnip.” Condition vs. Authority Physically: Good – solid enough to be thrown into a bag, opened flat on a desk, or used to prop up a laptop while you rewrite. Intellectually: still sharp; the language may be a tad old-fashioned, but the advice is depressingly evergreen. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the covers are plain, the condition is Good, and the prose foundations are ready to judge you—constructively—from a distance of nearly a century. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5040/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/foundations-of-english-prose-nov-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books G bell and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5039 Borstal Boy by Brendan Behan Borstal Boy (1958) By Brendan Behan | Hutchinson ISBN: none (long before anyone tried to barcode Irish mischief) Condition: Good as sold by Crappy Old Books This is Brendan Behan’s famous not-quite-a-novel, not-quite-a-memoir, fully-unmistakable account of his teenage years as an IRA boyo who ends up in an English borstal and discovers that life is more complicated than slogans and explosives. If you like your coming-of-age stories with: prison walls, political awkwardness, sharp comedy, and absolutely no interest in making the narrator look heroic, then you’ve found your book. What actually happens (without spoiling all the scrapes) Young Brendan, full of nationalist fervour and very little good judgment, travels from Dublin to Liverpool on a mission that… does not go as planned. He is: arrested, tried, and packed off to borstal (youth detention) for his troubles. Once inside, the book becomes: Part prison memoir – daily routines, guards, petty rules, dodges, fights, boredom. Part political comedy – an Irish republican discovering that the English working-class lads around him have their own problems and are not, in fact, cartoon villains. Part human education – about friendship, class, hypocrisy, cruelty and kindness in confined spaces. By the end, you’ve watched Brendan: keep his sense of humour, sharpen his tongue, and acquire a more three-dimensional view of the world than the one he walked in with. The tone: loud, funny, and dangerously honest Behan writes like: a man who can’t help talking in a pub at 1 a.m. with everyone listening, whether they intended to or not. Expect: Dublin wit, English slang, and a glorious mess of voices. Brutal moments side by side with laugh-out-loud ones. No sugar-coating of the system, but also no neat halo around his younger self. He is entirely capable of mocking: himself, the authorities, the IRA, and anyone else who crosses the page. Which is why the book still feels weirdly modern: it’s allergic to propaganda and sentimental self-pity. This particular copy From the photo and listing: Condition: Good – nicely solid and ready to be read rather than curated: Plain cloth boards (no dust jacket), radiating that “serious 1950s hardback” energy. Spine gently rubbed and just soft enough to show it’s been opened, but very much in one piece. Corners with the usual bumps of a book that has actually lived a life. Inside: Pages intact and legible, likely offering that warm 1950s paper tone. No alarming damage, no missing chunks – just a clean, working copy of a classic that’s survived better than most of its characters. It’s the sort of copy that looks exactly right on a shelf between other slightly disreputable mid-century memoirs. Why you might actually want this You’re into Irish literature, especially the not-very-well-behaved branch. You like memoirs of prison and institutions that focus on the people, not just the walls. You’re interested in the politics of the era but don’t want a history lecture; you want to hear it from inside someone’s skull. You have a soft spot for books where the humour is dark, the language alive, and nobody gets to be a simple hero. It’s also one of those titles that gives your shelves instant credibility: “Oh, you’ve got Borstal Boy.” “Yes,” you say casually, as if this isn’t a very big deal. Condition vs. Attitude Physically: Good – a tough little hardback with plenty of reading left in it. Spiritually: still raw, loud, funny, angry and unexpectedly humane. No tidy moral, no neat arc of redemption – just a young man thrown into a system, watching and reporting with a memory like flypaper and a mouth that never quite stays shut. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the covers are plain, the binding is Good, and the borstal is safely confined to the pages—though the voice of Brendan Behan might still rattle a few bars in your head afterwards. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5039/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bortsall-boy-nov-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5038 Second Hand Family by Richard Parker Second Hand Family (1965) By Richard Parker | The Children’s Book Club ISBN: none (families, not numbers, were the priority) Condition: Good, with a slight charming lean to the spine Offered by: Crappy Old Books Some children get brand new families. Shiny, matching, straight out of the box. Others, as Richard Parker cheerfully points out, get something a bit more… previously owned. Second Hand Family is a wonderfully 1960s children’s novel about what happens when life does not come packaged as the tidy nuclear setup the school posters promised. Instead, you get a family with history, dents, attachments, odd relatives, unexpected steps, and at least one person who doesn’t know where the teaspoons live. What’s it about? Without giving away the whole plot, you’re looking at something like this: A child (or children) suddenly finds themselves in a reassembled household: new guardians or step-parents extra siblings they didn’t order an unfamiliar house with someone else’s wallpaper and rules Grown-ups insisting that “you’ll soon settle in” while clearly winging it. A slow, funny, occasionally painful process of working out: who belongs where who calls whom what and whether this cobbled-together arrangement can actually feel like home. This isn’t a saccharine fairy tale where everyone loves each other by page 10. It’s closer to real life: suspicious, awkward, often very funny, and full of small, stubborn kindnesses. The tone: wry, warm, very human Richard Parker has that classic mid-century children’s writer knack for: Taking kids’ feelings seriously Refusing to talk down to them And still managing to be entertaining rather than unbearably worthy Expect: Sharp little observations about adults who don’t quite know what they’re doing Sibling friction, misunderstandings and the occasional spectacular strop Moments where you realise that “second hand” doesn’t necessarily mean “second best” – it just means everyone’s turning up with a backstory. It’s the sort of book that quietly says, “Yes, this is weird, and yes, you’re allowed to feel odd about it,” before gently leaning you towards hope. This particular copy Condition: Good – perfectly sturdy, definitely readable, and very much ready for another round of emotional reshuffling. The cloth boards and pages are in decent shape, with the usual mild signs of age and former ownership: softening at corners gentle tanning of pages possibly the faint aura of having lived on a child’s bookshelf for several decades. And: Has slight slant to spine. Which feels… thematically appropriate. This is not a perfectly straight, never-touched specimen. It’s a book that literally leans a bit, much like its characters leaning into a family arrangement that’s not quite standard issue. Think of it as: structurally fine cosmetically tilted spiritually on-brand. Why you might actually want this You collect mid-century children’s fiction that deals with real-life issues before “issue books” became A Genre. You like stories about step-families, foster situations or patchwork households that are honest but not bleak. You enjoy that flavour of 1960s British kids’ writing where everyone still calls adults “sir” or “ma’am” sometimes, but emotional chaos is quietly acknowledged. You have a taste for slightly obscure Children’s Book Club editions—sturdy little hardbacks from a time when libraries and book clubs did the heavy lifting of getting decent stories into young hands. It’s also a very good candidate for re-reading as an adult and going, “Ah. So that’s what it was trying to tell me back then.” Condition vs. Content Physically: Good, with that endearing spine slant which simply proves it has actually been read, not shelved purely for display. Emotionally: more truthful and resilient than a lot of modern “everything is fine now” endings, but still fundamentally kind. Ideal for: Grown-up kids from “second hand” families who recognise the title a little too well Teachers, parents and librarians with a soft spot for thoughtful vintage stories Anyone who finds it beautifully on-the-nose that a book called Second Hand Family is being sold—in Good but slightly skew-whiff condition—by Crappy Old Books Because sometimes the best families, like the best books, are the ones that have clearly been used, leaned on, and loved a little sideways. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5038/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/second-hand-family-nov-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Childrens Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5037 The Last Days of Pompeii by Bulwer Lytton The Last Days of Pompeii (c.1898) By Edward Bulwer Lytton | Cassell & Company ISBN: none (printed when catalogues were adverts at the back, not numbers on the cover) Condition: Good as sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever wanted maximum melodrama with your archaeology, The Last Days of Pompeii is the original all-you-can-eat buffet. Written by Edward Bulwer Lytton – yes, the “It was a dark and stormy night” guy – this is the granddaddy of disaster epics: doomed city, decadent Romans, persecuted Christians, doomed love, sinister priests, hungry lions, and a volcano that has absolutely had enough of everyone’s nonsense. What’s going on in Pompeii? In the space of a few hundred gloriously Victorian pages, Bulwer Lytton gives you: Glaucus, a beautiful, noble Greek hero (of course he’s beautiful, this is 19th-century fiction). Ione, the pure, lovely heroine with just the right amount of swoon. Arbaces, the evil Egyptian high-priest with a talent for manipulation and staring darkly at people. Nydia, the blind flower girl who hears everything, knows too much, and will break your heart. They all circulate through: Banquets Baths Back-stairs intrigue Religious tension And a general atmosphere of “this is fine” as Vesuvius quietly ticks down in the background. By the time the mountain blows, you’ve had: Romance Treachery Conversion Moral lessons And at least three moments where you think, “Yes, but have any of you considered moving?” The style: gloriously extra Bulwer Lytton does not do minimalism. Expect: Big speeches. Bigger descriptions. Sentences that swoop, gesture, and occasionally try on a toga. This is the full Victorian triple-shot: History, as they understood it Morality, as they preached it Drama, as only a man famous for “dark and stormy nights” could deliver it Is it over the top? Yes. Is that the point? Also yes. This particular Cassell edition (c.1898) This isn’t a flimsy modern reprint. This is a late-Victorian Cassell hardback, the kind that once lived on a proper parlour bookshelf: Deep blue cloth boards, with gilt lettering on the spine and a nice publisher’s emblem at the bottom, radiating “respectable household classic”. Condition: Good – for something around 125+ years old, that’s practically sprightly: Binding sound, no pages trying to escape like citizens fleeing the forum. Some rubbing, light marks, and age-softened corners – honest shelf wear, not structural tragedy. Pages pleasantly toned but fully readable; no ash, no lava, just late-19th-century paper. At the back you’ll find a small archaeological site of its own: publisher adverts, including things like The Magazine of Art at 1 shilling a month – a perfect little time capsule of what a well-read Victorian might subscribe to between eruptions. Why you might actually want this You love big Victorian novels that take a historical setting and pour every possible emotion into it. You enjoy disaster movies and want to see what they looked like in serialized 19th-century prose. You’re a classics / history buff with a soft spot for “archaeologically dubious but emotionally committed” storytelling. You collect Cassell or late-Victorian cloth bindings and want one with an actual volcano in the plot, if not on the cover. This is also prime “cosy gothic evening” reading: rain outside, lamp on, everyone in Pompeii resolutely ignoring the occasional ominous rumble. Condition vs. Catastrophe Physically: Good – reassuringly solid, absolutely not in its own “last days” just yet. Literarily: high drama, thick atmosphere, and a reminder that if a mountain starts smoking, maybe cancel the dinner party. Perfect for: Fans of vintage disaster stories Lovers of purple prose done with full conviction Anyone who thinks owning a c.1898 Pompeii novel with adverts for 1s art magazines is peak aesthetic Readers who enjoy the quiet irony that a book about a totally preventable catastrophe is now being sold, unhurriedly, by Crappy Old Books Vesuvius may have buried Pompeii, but this Cassell edition has survived just fine – ready for its next reader to gasp, clutch pearls, and mentally shout, “RUN!” while everyone in the book nobly finishes their subplot first. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5037/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-days-of-pompeii-nov-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5036 The Poetical Works of Aubrey de Vere Vol II - The Legends of St Patrick and other Poems by Aubrey de Vere The Poetical Works of Aubrey de Vere, Vol. II – The Legends of St Patrick and Other Poems (1895) By Aubrey de Vere | Macmillan ISBN: none (printed when saints and sonnets walked the earth unaided by ISBNs) Condition: Good (devoutly aged, structurally sound) Offered by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever thought, “I wish someone would retell the life of St Patrick in stately Victorian verse, and then throw in a load of extra poems for good measure,” Aubrey de Vere is here to assure you that your very specific niche has been catered for since 1895. This is Volume II of his poetical works, proudly dedicating itself to: The Legends of St Patrick – Ireland’s patron saint, reimagined in rolling lines of high seriousness, spiritual struggle and occasional snake-related implications. Other Poems – because once you’ve done Patrick, you might as well keep going; the muse is warmed up now. What’s actually inside? You get a full poetic cycle that treats St Patrick not as: a cartoon with shamrocks or a reason to dye beer green …but as a heroic, complex, luminous figure wandering through: pagan Ireland visions, conversions and confrontations misty hills, dark wells and very patient angels. De Vere gives you: lofty invocations spiritual angst and that rich Victorian-Catholic-Celtic mashup of drama, reverence and landscape worship. Then come the “Other Poems”, which may include: religious lyrics meditations on nature patriotic or historical pieces and probably at least one poem where someone gazes at a wild, lonely scene and has a crisis about eternity. It’s the full late-19th-century poetic experience: plenty of rhythm, capitalised Nouns (Grace, Faith, Night), and a firm belief that verse is a high and serious calling. The tone Expect: Grand, musical lines rather than modern minimalism; this is more cathedral than coffee shop. Occasional delicious overstatement: saints do not just “walk”, they “tread the waste of years beneath their feet”. That combination of piety and atmospheric Irishness that makes you want to lie on a bog and think about destiny (in a good way). If you like Tennyson, Newman, or that general era where poets still believed in metre and God at the same time, you’ll feel at home here. This particular copy From the photo and listing: Condition: Good – which, for an 1895 volume, is quietly impressive. Deep green cloth boards, still dignified, with gilt lettering on the spine that says “I belong in a serious library.” Light wear to the corners and edges, small knocks here and there – the bookish equivalent of a few wrinkles on a venerable bishop. A tiny scuff mark on the spine or board, like it once brushed too close to a candlestick. The binding is holding up, pages all present and readable, likely with that warm cream tone that only over a century of existing can produce. No crumbling, no disaster—just an honest, well-kept Victorian volume that has clearly outlived several church committees. Why you might actually want this You’re into Irish history, saints, or devotional literature, but with the drama dialled up and the prose broken into verse. You like the idea of St Patrick as epic protagonist, not just a figure on a tea towel. You’re collecting Macmillan poets in their original cloth and fancy something a little more obscure than the usual suspects. You enjoy opening a book and immediately feeling like you should lower your voice out of respect. It’s also a fantastic conversation piece: “Oh that? It’s The Legends of St Patrick and Other Poems, 1895. No, I don’t always read in Victorian religious verse, only on weekdays.” The vibe Reading this feels like: Sitting in a Victorian parlour with rain at the windows, while someone earnest and talented reads aloud by lamplight. Wandering through 5th-century Ireland as imagined by a 19th-century poet with strong feelings about Providence. Being gently reminded that there was a time when people truly believed poetry might bring you closer to God—or at least to a better sense of your place in the universe. It’s not casual, throwaway reading. It’s slow-breath, long-line, let-me-just-reread-that-stanza territory. Condition vs. Holiness Physically: Good – sturdy, handsome, perfectly ready for more reverent handling. Spiritually/literarily: intense, ornate, and very much from an era when poetry put on its best coat and went to church. Ideal for: Devotees of Victorian and Irish literature People who like their saints with extra metre Anyone building a shelf of serious green-cloth Macmillans Readers who find it delightfully incongruous that a solemn 1895 volume of religious verse now circulates under the banner of Crappy Old Books Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the bindings are green, the condition is Good, and the legends of St Patrick come with a generous side order of additional poems, all waiting patiently to be rediscovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5036/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-legends-of-st-patrick-and-other-poems-nov-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5035 The Sergeant by Dennis Murphy The Sergeant (1958) By Dennis Murphy | Frederick Muller ISBN: none (back when men were catalogued by rank, not numbers) Condition: Good (disciplined, a bit battleworn) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is The Sergeant, a 1950s novel about that most dangerous creature in any army: not the general, not the enemy, but the career NCO who’s seen too much, been promoted too slowly, and now has absolute power over a small patch of universe and several terrified subordinates. Dennis Murphy plants you in the world of barracks, parade grounds and smoky bars, where: officers drift in and out like weather, privates rotate, complain and disappear, and the sergeant is the immovable object in the middle of it all – part mentor, part bully, part tragic hero, depending which side of inspection you’re on. What’s going on inside? Without spoiling every dressing-down and catastrophic weekend pass, you’re signing up for: A close-up look at peacetime soldiering – that awkward interval when the war is over, the uniforms are still on, and nobody’s quite sure what they’re training for. A unit full of raw recruits and jaded regulars, all orbiting the same gravel-voiced centre of gravity. The Sergeant himself: professional to the bone haunted by earlier campaigns increasingly aware that the world beyond the parade square is changing faster than he can shout at it. Long days of routine, boredom and petty rule-enforcement, punctuated by moments when you suddenly remember this is a man who knows exactly how close the line between order and chaos really is. Murphy isn’t writing a flag-waving adventure; he’s taking apart the psychology of command at ground level. It’s about power, pride, loyalty, fear and the strange intimacy of being shouted at daily by the same man. The tone Think: Less “boys’ own war yarn” More quietly brutal character study with uniforms. The humour is dry, the dialogue sharp, and the mood often somewhere between: “What on earth are we doing here?” and “God help us if this man ever quits, because he’s the one actually holding everything together.” It’s the sort of 1950s novel that assumes you can handle moral ambiguity and still appreciate a well-executed inspection scene. This particular copy From the photo and the listing: Condition: Good – structurally sound, but with that faded reddish cloth that says “I’ve spent decades on real bookshelves, not in climate-controlled captivity.” The spine shows some sunning and a few small marks – cosmetic field scars only. Corners and edges are bumped in a mild, non-catastrophic way, like a sergeant who’s been around a few too many barracks, but still stands square. Inside: pages intact, perfectly readable, ready for another tour of duty. No dust jacket, no nonsense. Just a solid mid-century hardback that looks exactly like the sort of book a bored corporal might have tucked into a kit bag. Why you might actually want this You enjoy military fiction that’s more about people than explosions. You’re fascinated by the peculiar ecosystem of rank, ritual and resentment that lives between “Yes, sir” at the top and “Why am I here?” at the bottom. You like books that quietly dismantle macho myths by showing what life is actually like for the man doing the shouting. You have a soft spot for slightly worn, uniform-coloured hardbacks that radiate “1950s serious novel” energy. This isn’t a glossy modern thriller; it’s an older, tighter, more human thing—the sort of book that leaves you wondering whether you feel sorry for the recruits, or for the sergeant who can’t stop being what the system made him. Condition vs. Command Physically: Good – worn at the edges, firm at the spine, very much like its title character. Literarily: a strong piece of mid-century realism, perfectly suited to anyone who prefers their war stories set after the medals, when all that’s left is the job. Issued (without parade) by Crappy Old Books, where the ranks are fictional, the cloth is faded, the condition is Good, and the sergeants still bark orders from between the pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5035/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sergeant-nov-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Muller no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5034 Nelson by Carola Oman Nelson (1950) By Carola Oman | The Reprint Society ISBN: none (printed in the age of fleets, not barcodes) Condition: Good (sea-worthy, battle-tested, annotated) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is Carola Oman’s big, old-school biography of Admiral Lord Nelson, the man who somehow managed to be: Half national hero Half walking romantic disaster And entirely incapable of staying out of history’s way. Originally published just after the war and reissued here in 1950 by The Reprint Society, it’s the kind of biography that assumes you want the lot: childhood, battles, letters, love affairs, injuries, politics, and enough naval detail to refloat the fleet. What’s inside (besides gunpowder and feelings) Oman gives you Nelson from start to spectacular finish: The sickly Norfolk boy who should by rights have stayed ashore, but didn’t. The rising officer in a navy that spends most of its time either fighting, blockading, or quietly rotting at anchor. The battles – Nile, Copenhagen, and of course Trafalgar, with all the tactical cleverness and cannon-smoke you could possibly wish for. The personal chaos – Lady Hamilton, his wife, his reputation, the letters, the gossip; all the complications of being both a public monument and a private mess. Oman is sympathetic but not blind; she clearly admires him, but she’s not shy of pointing out that the great man could be… intense. The tone: serious biography with a human pulse This isn’t a breezy pop history; it’s a solid mid-century “proper biography”: Thoroughly researched Elegantly written Fond of quoting letters and dispatches so you can hear Nelson in his own, very emphatic voice But it’s never dull. You get: Ships in storms Admirals in arguments Politicians being slippery And Nelson himself, swinging between brilliance, sentimentality and sheer reckless nerve. If you like your history with actual narrative and more nuance than a patriotic poster, you’re in safe hands. This particular copy Condition: Good – solid and respectable: Dark cloth boards with a red title panel on the spine giving strong “serious club library” energy. Binding sound and ready for many more campaigns across your bedside table. A slight mark on the front board, the bookish equivalent of a powder burn: cosmetic, not structural. But here’s the twist: It has a fair amount of underlining. Which means: A previous reader was very engaged – this was not a decorative object. You get a kind of quiet commentary: lines and passages somebody thought were important, revealing or just cool. Think of it as reading Nelson with a ghostly co-reader, probably someone who had Opinions about naval history. If you like pristine, untouched pages, this will irritate you. If you enjoy the sense that books have had lives before you, it’s a feature, not a bug. Why you might actually want this You’re into Napoleonic wars, naval history, or British heroes with wildly complicated personal lives. You want more than the usual “blind eye, kiss the flag, dies at Trafalgar” greatest-hits version. You enjoy biographies that take their time, unpacking the man behind the statue. You happen to find it weirdly comforting that someone once sat with this exact copy, underlining away, possibly while muttering about frigate dispositions. It’s also rather good as a character study in how charisma, courage and sheer stubbornness can drag a man – and a country – into legend. Condition vs. Glory Physically: Good – some wear, some marks, but fully seaworthy and structurally sound. Textually: rich, detailed, and very much the sort of book you can lose a weekend in. Marginally: underlined enough to reassure you it’s been taken seriously, not vandalised. You get: A big, serious Nelson biography In a sturdy 1950 Reprint Society binding With built-in evidence that someone before you thought this was worth paying attention to. Perfect for: History buffs Age-of-Sail obsessives Readers who like their heroes flawed and their biographies fat Anyone amused by the notion that the life of Britain’s most mythic admiral is now sailing again under the flag of Crappy Old Books https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5034/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nelson-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Reprint Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5033 An Inland Voyage and Travels with a Donkey in the Cevennes by RL Stevenson An Inland Voyage & Travels with a Donkey in the Cevennes (1945) By Robert Louis Stevenson | J. M. Dent ISBN: none (long before ISBNs, but not before donkeys) Condition: Good (adventurous, mildly scuffed, entirely game) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This handy green volume contains two of Robert Louis Stevenson’s best early experiments in “have notebook, will wander”: An Inland Voyage – in which a young, under-employed Scot decides that the sensible thing to do is paddle a canoe down the canals and rivers of Belgium and France. Travels with a Donkey in the Cevennes – in which the same man decides that if a canoe was eccentric, a stubborn hired donkey named Modestine is surely the next logical step. Before Treasure Island, before Jekyll and Hyde, Stevenson was out there mucking about in Europe, sleep-deprived, under-funded and writing it all up with far more charm than the situation deserves. What’s inside (apart from one sulky donkey) In An Inland Voyage you get: Slender canoes on sleepy waterways Innkeepers ranging from saintly to suspicious Provincial towns that receive two eccentric Scots in strange boats as if aliens have landed A running commentary on weather, maps, mishaps and the surprising difficulty of being a romantic voyager when your socks are wet. In Travels with a Donkey in the Cevennes you get: Modestine, the real star of the book: tiny, stubborn, passive-aggressively slow master of the “oh, did you want to go there today?” approach to locomotion Nights under the stars, with Stevenson testing out early solo camping like some 19th-century hipster French peasants, priests and oddballs, all encountered with wry affection Reflections on faith, solitude and the art of getting thoroughly lost while pretending it was on purpose. Both journeys are: Short on grand achievement Long on beautiful sentences, small disasters and observational humour. The tone: half holiday, half philosophy Stevenson does that thing he’s annoyingly good at: One paragraph: a slapstick struggle with a boat, a donkey or an inn. Next paragraph: a sudden, luminous line about freedom, landscapes or the human soul. He can’t help himself; even when he’s just trying to get from A to B, he starts inventing modern travel writing. If you like: Vivid descriptions Dry understatement A narrator who is very aware of his own absurdity …you’re in exactly the right place. This particular copy Condition: Good – as the photo cheerfully confirms: Solid green cloth boards, still presentable, with an embossed Dent device on the front for extra respectability. Spine lettering a bit softened but legible—the bookish equivalent of a well-used walking stick. Corners and edges lightly bumped from decades of honest shelving and the odd ill-advised stack. Pages all present, readable, and likely gently tanned; no indication that either canoe or donkey has passed directly over them. No dust jacket, but it carries itself like the kind of hardback that shrugs and says, “I’ve been around since 1945; I don’t need a coat.” The 1945 factor Printed in 1945, this is a wartime / just-post-wartime reissue: A time when the idea of wandering peacefully through France with only a canoe or a donkey probably felt like extremely comforting fantasy. It’s easy to imagine this book being read in blackout, barracks or boarding houses as an exercise in light, literary escapism. So you’re getting not just Stevenson’s 1870s travel but also a faint echo of the 1940s readers who needed it. Why you might actually want this You enjoy travel writing where very little goes right, but everything is charmingly described. You like Stevenson and want to see him in “essay / memoir” mode rather than just “pirates and potions”. You’re building a small, smug shelf of JM Dent classics in green cloth and need a volume with both a canoe and a donkey in it. You like the idea of a book you can dip into for a chapter at a time and come away feeling both amused and slightly more philosophical. It’s also an excellent candidate for reading on your own modest adventures—train journeys, cheap holidays, or just the sofa with a blanket while you pretend you’re in the Cevennes. Condition vs. Wanderlust Physically: Good – sturdy enough to travel again, whether that’s to a campsite, a canal boat, or just the far side of your bed. Literarily: first-rate; these two pieces pretty much invented the “slightly hapless but thoughtful traveller” genre everyone’s been ripping off ever since. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the boards are green, the bindings are Good, the donkeys are stubborn, and the inland voyages are all safely confined to the printed page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5033/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-inland-voyage-nov-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5032 The Story of Astronomy by Arthur L Draper and Marian Lockwood The Story of Astronomy (1941) By Arthur L. Draper & Marian Lockwood | The Scientific Book Club ISBN: none (published in an age before numbers ruled everything) Condition: Fair (a bit faded, still intellectually luminous) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is The Story of Astronomy, printed in 1941, when: The Second World War was very much in progress Rockets were still mostly things that exploded in the wrong direction And “space travel” lived primarily in pulp magazines and the heads of ambitious physicists. Into this steps Arthur L. Draper and Marian Lockwood, here to tell you how humanity went from “Ooh, look at that bright dot” to actual science, armed with nothing but telescopes, trigonometry and stubborn curiosity. What’s inside (besides starlight and slightly browned paper) You’re getting a proper pre-space-age grand tour of astronomy: Ancient sky-watchers – Babylonian, Greek, Arab and assorted wise people looking up and saying “Those aren’t random.” Copernicus, Galileo, Kepler et al. – the brave souls who gently pointed out that the Earth is not, in fact, the main character. Newton and gravitational enlightenment – apples, orbits, and the dawning horror that the maths is going to get harder from here. 19th- and early 20th-century advances – spectroscopy, nebulae, variable stars, galaxies… all the good stuff, explained just before anyone had the chance to mention quasars or dark matter. Because it’s 1941, there’s a wonderful sense of “this is the cutting edge” about things we now file under “intro astronomy”. It’s like reading a proud status update from science just before the Space Age turned up and said, “Hold my telescope.” The tone: calm, clear, and wartime-brisk Draper and Lockwood write in that classic mid-20th-century popular science voice: Patient, but not patronising Confident, but not shouty Quite certain that the reader is an adult with a functioning attention span You get: Solid explanations of big ideas (orbits, light, distance, stellar evolution as understood at the time) Historical narrative to keep you anchored Zero memes, zero “fun fact!!!” boxes, zero cartoon planets with faces It’s all very: “Here is the universe. Here is what we know so far. Let’s behave sensibly about it.” This particular copy (aka: the frankly honest bit) From the photo and its travels, we’re calling this Condition: Fair: The once-proud jacket appears to have either escaped or never been issued; what remains is a plain, faded board that’s gone a gentle pale yellow/cream, like an old observatory wall. The spine label—a nice blue patch with the title on it—still does its job admirably, even if the rest of the spine looks like it’s seen some shelving action. Corners and edges show honest wear: the sort of softening that comes from being pulled out of bookcases by people muttering “Where’s that astronomy book gone?” Pages: all present and readable; likely tanned, maybe with the odd spot or smudge, but no galactic black holes where chapters ought to be. This is not a collector’s museum piece. It’s a working, elderly hardback that has probably spent its life being used, not whispered about. The vibe Reading The Story of Astronomy feels like: Sitting in a quiet 1940s study while a measured voice explains the cosmos over the gentle ticking of a clock. Visiting a time when “astronomy” meant nights at the eyepiece and long calculations by hand, not space telescopes beaming data to a laptop. Realising that, despite everything we’ve discovered since, a lot of the big ideas were already in place, and still beautifully presented here. It’s oddly comforting: war on Earth, yes, but the stars carry on, and someone in 1941 thought it important enough to write a clear, human-scale book about them. Why you might actually want this You love history of science and want to see what astronomy looked like just before Sputnik, Apollo, Hubble and the modern cosmological zoo. You enjoy old-school popular science that assumes you’re capable of following an argument without being bribed with trivia. You have a soft spot for slightly shabby, pre-ISBN hardbacks with real character and a whiff of library or study about them. You like the idea of owning a book about the stars that has itself been orbiting bookshelves for more than 80 years. It also looks quietly distinguished: that pale board, blue spine label and general air of “I have seen some things” would not be out of place on the shelf of a mild-mannered 1940s don. Condition vs. Cosmos Physically: Fair – cosmetically faded, edges worn, but structurally sound enough for many more orbits around your reading chair. Intellectually: still sharp where it counts. The details may have aged, but the story—from early stargazing to proper astronomy—is as solid and satisfying as ever. Perfect for: A gentle, nostalgic dive into the universe A companion to more modern space books, so you can see how the s https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5032/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-astronomy-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Scientific Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5031 Queen Anne and Her Court - Vols I and II by PF William Ryan Queen Anne and Her Court – Vols I & II (1908) By P. F. William Ryan | Hutchinson ISBN: none (pre-ISBN, post-gossip) Condition: Fair (historically grand, physically a bit worn) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is Queen Anne and Her Court, in two chunky 1908 volumes, from that noble era when royal biography was expected to be: Extremely detailed Mildly gossipy And printed on paper thick enough to stop a moderate-sized argument. P. F. William Ryan takes you back to the early 18th century, when Queen Anne sat on the throne, Europe was on fire over the War of the Spanish Succession, and half the great affairs of state seemed to depend on whether the queen was currently friends with Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough or not. What’s going on inside (besides wigs and politics) Across two volumes you get: Anne herself – personally shy, physically fragile, politically crucial. A queen who would much rather have been left alone with her devotions and her ladies, but somehow ended up steering Britain through some very large wars. A full parade of courtiers, ministers and favourites: Sarah Churchill, brilliantly bossy and catastrophically blunt Prince George of Denmark, husband and human footnote Tory and Whig grandees scheming in corridors, coffee houses, and occasionally in plain sight Behind-the-scenes stories from Kensington, St James’s and Hampton Court, where: loyalties shift, tempers flare, and everyone dresses as if they’re in permanent competition for “Best Supporting Wig”. This is biography as court drama, complete with letters, intrigues and the sort of polite backstabbing that would make a modern spin doctor weep with admiration. The tone: Edwardian biographer goes all in Ryan writes in that classic early-20th-century narrative tone: Thorough Discursive Occasionally very pleased with a good anecdote He is not in a hurry. You will learn: Who said what to whom Which duke stormed out Which duchess sulked How the queen felt about it all (at least as far as a 1908 gentlemen biographer thinks appropriate) If you like your royal history with period atmosphere and long sentences, this will make you very happy. About the set itself Two volumes, covering the full saga: none of that “Volume I only” heartbreak. Condition: Fair – which, in Crappy Old Books terms, means: Structurally sound and perfectly readable, but clearly over a century old and not trying to hide it. Boards with rubbing, bumps, and general shelfwear—the literary equivalent of worn carriage steps. Spine cloth likely a bit faded, perhaps frayed at the ends, with that soft “I’ve been picked up a lot” look. These are suspected ex-library copies: The spines look like they once bore shelf labels or call numbers – the telltale signs of a more institutional youth. But intriguingly: no evidence of that inside. No stamps No issue slips No “Withdrawn from…” notices So they have the aura of ex-library respectability on the outside, and the inner life of private copies. Why you might actually want this You’re into Stuart / early Georgian history, and Anne’s reign is your favourite “underrated era.” You want something more substantial than a modern 200-page overview, and are perfectly happy to wade through proper narrative biography written before attention spans were measured in swipes. You enjoy reading about a court where the balance of power between Whigs and Tories can hinge on who’s currently in favour with the queen’s bedchamber circle. You’re quietly delighted by thick old volumes that smell faintly of dust, respectability and archival gossip. The vibe Reading Queen Anne and Her Court feels like: Being granted an extended, two-volume backstage pass to early 18th-century politics and personalities. Discovering how much of British history sometimes boils down to: hurt feelings, snubbed invitations, and one more letter than anyone should have written. Watching the rise and fall of favourites, ministers and dynastic hopes while the biographer strolls along behind, taking copious notes. It’s not a breezy modern pop-history; it’s old-school, sit-down-and-let-me-tell-you-everything. Condition vs. Grandeur Physically: Fair – worn but honest; these volumes have clearly lived a life and are fully up for another round on your shelves. Textually: unabridged, unhurried, and deeply rooted in that Edwardian confidence that the right kind of biography can explain a whole age. You’re not getting a pristine collector’s trophy here; you’re getting working copies—the kind you can actually read in bed, on the sofa, or at a desk with a cup of tea and no guilt. Ideal for: Royal history buffs Devotees of Queen Anne and the Marlboroughs Lovers of big, slightly scuffed old hardbacks that look like they might have lived in a country-house library Anyone amused by the idea that two hefty volumes on Queen Anne and Her Court now circulate via a place called Crappy Old Books Offered by Crappy O https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5031/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/queen-anne-and-her-court-noc-2025.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5030 The RCs by George Scott The RCs (1967) By George Scott | Hutchinson ISBN: none Condition: Good (theologically intact, lightly aged) Offered by: Crappy Old Books “RCs” here does not mean radio-controlled cars, nor a medical college, nor some obscure government committee. It’s 1967, and RCs = Roman Catholics – specifically, Roman Catholics in Britain, in that wonderfully tense moment when the 1960s, Vatican II, the Pill, the Beatles and Harold Wilson are all colliding at once. Subtitled (in other listings) as “a report on Roman Catholics in Britain today,” this is journalist George Scott’s attempt to walk into the confessional of a whole subculture and say, politely but firmly, “Right, what’s actually going on then?” What’s going on inside? Scott is doing serious reportage, not devotional literature. Expect: A tour of Catholic Britain in the 60s: Irish migrants and old English recusant families Working-class parishes, grammar schools, convents Priests, nuns, teachers, busy mothers and baffled teenagers Honest looks at the tensions of the time: Tradition vs. change after Vatican II Latin vs. English in the liturgy Authority vs. conscience on things like contraception and marriage A sense of the Church as a tribe inside a tribe: A minority in a largely Anglican / vaguely Protestant culture Keenly aware of its own schools, socials, hierarchies and habits Wondering how to be both fully Catholic and fully modern. It’s part sociology, part reportage, part “state of the nation” snapshot through a very particular lens: incense, guilt, fish on Friday and a lot of parish halls. The tone: curious, not confessional Scott writes as: A reporter, not a preacher – his job is to ask, observe, prod, and capture. Someone who finds the RC world both fascinating and slightly odd, but never sneers at it. A guide who introduces you to: bishops and parish priests activists and ordinary pew-sitters schoolkids who aren’t entirely sure about all this but are definitely sure about football. This is 1960s “serious paperback” territory: smart, readable, opinionated, and very keen to explain “what it all means” for Britain going forward. This particular copy Condition: Good – which, in Crappy Old Books parlance, means: Solid binding, no pages performing their own Quiet Schism and breaking away. Boards or dust jacket with the usual honest wear: a bit of rubbing, maybe a small tear or chip, gentle fading – the ecclesiastical equivalent of a slightly frayed cassock. Pages all present, readable, and gently tanned with age: think “well-aged parish newsletter,” not “dead sea scroll.” No catastrophic damage, no enthusiastic underlining with zealot energy—just a proper, vintage hardback that has seen shelves, not warfare. Why you might actually want this You’re interested in religion as lived culture, not just doctrine – how a big global church looked at street level in 1960s Britain. You like books where a sharp-eyed outsider walks into an institution and politely, methodically takes its temperature. You’re into the whole “long 1960s” story – social change, secularisation, the reshaping of authority – and want the Catholic thread, not just the usual swinging-London narrative. You simply enjoy titles where a whole community gets reduced to initials, as if they’re a half-secret society. It’s also the kind of book that makes you quietly dangerous at dinner parties: “Well, if you look at contemporary reports on British Roman Catholicism, like Scott’s The RCs in ’67…” …and now you sound like someone with a proper reading habit. The vibe Reading The RCs feels like: Being taken round 1960s Catholic Britain by a sharp, slightly wry tour guide who: sits in on Mass visits schools interviews priests and then tells you what he really thinks in the next chapter. Watching a Church trying to decide whether it’s: fortress, mission outpost, or just another eccentric but enduring piece of the national patchwork. Realising that the debates of the time – identity, modernity, sex, authority – are very much still with us, just wearing different clothes. It’s not pious comfort reading. It’s more like religious ethnography in a suit and tie. Ideal for: Catholics, ex-Catholics and Catholic-adjacent onlookers Historians and sociology nerds who like primary-era commentary, not just hindsight Collectors of 1960s religious / social reporting Anyone amused by the fact that a penetrating “report on Roman Catholics in Britain today” is now quietly circulating through Crappy Old Books Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the RCs are Roman, the analysis is 1960s-serious, the condition is Good, and the arguments about faith and modern life are still humming away between the covers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5030/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rcs-nov-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5027 Space Research by RLF Boyd Space Research (1960) By R. L. F. Boyd | Arrow Books ISBN: none (launched pre-barcode era) Condition: Good (orbit-stable, mildly retro-futuristic) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is Space Research (1960), from that magnificent moment in history when “space” meant: Rockets that looked like rockets Computers the size of wardrobes And a collective belief that by about 1990 we’d all have moon timeshares and tasteful silver jumpsuits. R. L. F. Boyd sits you down, straightens his tie and calmly explains what humanity is actually doing up there, using the best mid-century science and the finest diagrams a slide-rule can buy. What’s inside (besides optimism and equations) Expect a guided tour through: Rockets and propulsion – why things have to go very, very fast to escape Earth, and how not to explode in a completely undignified way on the launchpad. Satellites – freshly minted marvels at the time, not yet reduced to “things that tell you where the nearest coffee shop is.” Space environment – vacuum, radiation, temperature extremes; all the reasons space would kill you instantly if given half a chance. Scientific experiments in orbit and beyond – cosmic rays, solar wind, atmospheric studies, and other concepts you can borrow to sound clever at parties. It’s written before the Moon landing, so the whole thing hums with anticipation: space is not routine, it’s still a terrifying, thrilling frontier. The tone: serious science, pre-meme Boyd writes as a proper scientist of 1960: Clear, precise, and encouragingly unflustered by the whole “leaving the planet” business. Explanations are straightforward, with just enough maths to look respectable but not enough to make your eyes water. The overall vibe is: “Yes, this is very difficult, but we are British and we shall proceed calmly.” It’s the polar opposite of modern hypevertising. No “disruption”, no “space tourism”, just earnest talk about ionisation, telemetry and trajectories. This particular copy Condition: Good – which in Crappy Old Books-speak means: Solid binding, still happily holding its component chapters in a stable orbit. The cover has some honest wear: edge rubbing, maybe a crease or two, the paperback equivalent of scorch marks from re-entry. Pages are all present and readable, likely a little tanned with age, like a veteran mission controller. No missing chapters, no mysterious burns, no evidence of having been used to steady a wobbly lab bench. The vibe Reading Space Research feels like: Sitting in a small lecture theatre while a distinguished physicist explains why satellites don’t just fall down. Time-travelling to the moment when “space” was not yet wallpaper but headline news and genuine wonder. Realising how much of what we now take for granted—GPS, communications, weather forecasting—was still speculative and faintly miraculous. It’s a snapshot of how we thought about space before it was crowded with TV satellites, spy platforms and billionaire midlife crises. Why you might actually want this You’re into history of science and want to see how the early space age explained itself to curious laypeople. You enjoy Cold War-era science writing: sober, confident, just a little bit thrilled. You like comparing what people imagined in 1960 with what actually happened: some of it surprisingly accurate some of it adorably optimistic You’re the sort of person who likes a small retro paperback about space sitting on your desk like a quiet nerd-flex. It’s also handy if you want to sound impossibly sophisticated by saying things like, “Of course, early space research focussed primarily on ionospheric studies…” Condition vs. Cosmos Physically: Good – perfectly adequate for armchair reading, commuting, or stashing in a satchel next to a slide rule you absolutely don’t need. Intellectually: vintage but solid – the fundamentals of orbits, rockets and experiments haven’t changed, even if the hardware now fits in smaller boxes. No glossy colour photos, no inspirational quotes in large type—just compact, 1960s competence about rockets and the void. Ideal for: Space nerds with a love of retro Collectors of old popular-science paperbacks Anyone bored of modern science communication being all vibes and no diagrams People who find it pleasing that a book about early Space Research has itself survived re-entry into second-hand life via Crappy Old Books Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the rockets are schematic, the tone is earnest, the condition is Good, and the future still has that reassuring 1960s smell of ozone and optimism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5027/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/space-research-nov-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5026 Baedekers Tyrol and the Dolomites - Including the Bavarian Alps by Karl Baedeker Baedeker’s Tyrol and the Dolomites – Including the Bavarian Alps (1927) By Karl Baedeker | Karl Baedeker ISBN: none (older than your grandparents’ passports) Condition: Good (well-travelled, still map-worthy) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Before there were influencers, there were Baedekers—small red bricks of authority that told polite people exactly where to go, what to see, and how many francs they should tip for it. This is Baedeker’s Tyrol and the Dolomites – Including the Bavarian Alps (1927), a guide to the mountains from an era when: “Hiking” meant tweed, stout boots and an iron will Luggage had straps and stories And nobody would dream of going anywhere without a good stiff list of recommended hotels and altitudes. What’s inside (apart from tiny print and stern efficiency) Open it up and you’ll find: Meticulous descriptions of towns, villages, passes and peaks across Tyrol, the Dolomites and the Bavarian Alps. Lists of hotels and pensions (“first-class”, “second-class”, and the implied third class: “don’t”). Route suggestions for: Gentle valley strolls Respectable Alpine walks And “you should really have a guide, a rope, and your affairs in order” ascents Train connections, carriage routes, distances and times—this was Google Maps before Google, maps, or sensible shoes. It’s written in that classic Baedeker voice: calm, authoritative, and faintly convinced you might get yourself into trouble without it. The charm of a 1927 guidebook There’s something deeply satisfying about: Reading which hotels were considered “modern” in 1927 Discovering which beauty spots were already famous and which were still “quietly visited by the discerning few” Seeing an entire region organised into neat paragraphs of views, churches, waterfalls and “good cuisine” There are no glossy photos, no “Top Ten Must-See” boxes, no pastel infographics—just concentrated, no-nonsense information and the odd politely cutting remark. This particular copy Condition: Good – which, for a 1927 Baedeker, is downright heroic: The red cloth boards still respectable, though likely showing the usual rubbing and small knocks from a life in rucksacks and bookshelves. The binding is holding together: no pages trying to escape down the Brenner Pass. The maps—those glorious, fold-out, Baedeker maps—are present and usable, perhaps with a crease or two that says “someone actually unfolded me on a windy ridge once.” There may be: Slight page toning (as expected from something that’s seen more than one currency collapse). Possibly a pencilled tick or underlining where a long-ago traveller actually followed the advice. But no catastrophic tears, no atlas-level amputations, no evidence it served as an emergency umbrella. The vibe Reading Baedeker’s Tyrol and the Dolomites feels like: Travelling with a very organised, slightly fussy uncle who knows: Which inn is decent Which view is “celebrated” And which church is “of no particular interest” (Baedeker could be brutal). Looking at modern tourism and realising: The mountains are the same The people taking photos are the same The packaging has just become less honest and much more neon Being quietly tempted to plan a trip based entirely on century-old recommendations, just to see what’s still there. It’s time travel in handbook form: one minute you’re on your sofa, the next you’re boarding a narrow-gauge railway in 1927, wondering whether your hat is adequate. Why you might actually want this You love the Alps, Tyrol, or the Dolomites, and you’re curious how they looked to travellers nearly 100 years ago. You collect Baedekers or classic guidebooks and want a solid, real-world example that was made to be used, not entombed. You’re into historical travel writing, timetables, and the old art of going somewhere slowly. You’re planning a modern trip and like the idea of cross-referencing your smartphone with a 1927 book that refers to “motor-cars” as something new and slightly suspect. It’s also a superb prop: put it on a table and the room instantly becomes 40% more “well-travelled”. Condition vs. Adventure Physically: Good – strong enough to be handled, opened, consulted and admired without fear. Spiritually: brimming with the ghost of steam trains, cable cars, and holiday-makers who thought a glacier walk was a nice afternoon outing. You can: Read it for the history Use it as inspiration Or just flip through the maps and imagine following those red lines on foot, without a single notification pinging. Ideal for: Alpine romantics and Dolomite devotees Map nerds, historians, and vintage travel geeks People who appreciate the dry wit of old guidebook prose Anyone who finds it deliciously ironic that a once-premier European guidebook is now sold—still in Good condition—by an outfit called Crappy Old Books Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the mountains are eternal, the Baedekers are red, the condition is Good, and https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5026/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/baedekers-tyroland-the-dolomites-nov-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Karl Baedeker no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5023 The A Team 2 - Small But Deadly Wars by Charles Heath No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5023/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-a-team-2-nov-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Target Books 9780426197133 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5021 What We See in the Stars - An Illustrated Tour of the Night Sky by Kelsey Oseid What We See in the Stars – An Illustrated Tour of the Night Sky (2017) By Kelsey Oseid | Boxtree ISBN: 9780752266510 Condition: Good (cosmically whimsical, lightly handled) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is the book for anyone who has ever looked up at the night sky and thought: “That’s beautiful. I have absolutely no idea what I’m looking at.” What We See in the Stars is Kelsey Oseid’s gorgeously illustrated guide to the heavens—a mix of astronomy, mythology, and “ohhh, that’s what Orion actually looks like” moments. It’s not a dry star chart manual; it’s more like a magical field guide for space, as imagined by someone with excellent pens and a sense of humour about humanity’s long history of making shapes out of distant nuclear furnaces. What’s inside (apart from stars) You get: Constellations – the main characters: Orion, Ursa Major, Cassiopeia, and all the others you’ve pretended to recognise while nodding confidently. Planets, the Moon, and the Sun – rendered in richly coloured, hand-drawn illustrations that make even Saturn look like it’s posing for an indie album cover. Myths and stories – Greek legends, cultural lore, and the wonderfully human habit of seeing hunters, queens, and giant scorpions in random clusters of dots. A gentle dose of astronomy – enough science to make you feel clever, not enough to trigger exam flashbacks. It’s part art book, part star guide, part “lie on the grass and feel small in a good way” manual. The style The tone is: Warm and accessible – no one is going to quiz you on spectral classes or parallax. Curious rather than preachy – it’s not here to prove how much it knows; it’s here to invite you to look up more often. A little bit dreamy – the art has that quiet, night-sky hush to it, even when it’s explaining how Jupiter works. You can read it straight through, or treat it like a cosmic flip-book: open anywhere, admire the page, learn a neat fact, and return to ignoring light pollution for another day. This particular copy Condition: Good – which, in Crappy Old Books language, means: The cover still looks handsome on a coffee table or bookshelf. The binding is sound and not threatening to go supernova. The pages are clean, intact and ready for more stargazing fingers. There may be the faintest signs of prior earthly contact—tiny edge wear, maybe a small corner softness that says, “Yes, someone else did once admire Andromeda here”—but nothing that spoils the cosmic charm. No scribbles, no damp, no suspicious constellations drawn in biro. The vibe Reading What We See in the Stars feels like: Going on a gentle guided tour of the universe with a friendly illustrator who says, “Look at this one, it’s brilliant,” every few pages. Finally putting names and stories to the patterns you half-remember from school, apps, and half-hearted planetarium visits. Being reminded that human beings have always dealt with their existential dread in the healthiest way possible: by projecting elaborate soap operas onto the night sky. It’s cosy cosmic awe: big themes, soft lines, pretty pictures. Why you might actually want this You like space, but you also like beautiful books, and you see no reason to choose. You want something that works equally well as: A bedtime read A coffee-table browser A “show this page to a friend” book You have kids / partners / visitors who ask, “What’s that star?” and you’d prefer to answer with something better than “Dunno, bright one?” You enjoy feeling tiny in the universe, but only in a gently illustrated way. Condition vs. Cosmos Physically: Good – this copy will hold up perfectly to repeated stargazing sessions, armchair reading, and being opened flat while you stand at a window squinting at Orion. Spiritually/aesthetically: it’s one of those books that makes your shelves look about 23% more charming and makes you look like the sort of person who “knows things about constellations”. No telescope required. Mild curiosity strongly recommended. Ideal for: Space geeks with an artistic streak Art geeks with a cosmic streak People looking for a gift that doesn’t scream “I panicked in the non-fiction aisle” Anyone who finds it extremely on-brand that a book about the majesty of the night sky is being sold by a shop called Crappy Old Books Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the stars are beautifully drawn, the facts are gentle, the condition is Good, and your next clear night might actually come with commentary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5021/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/what-we-see-in-the-stars-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Boxtree 9780752266510 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5017 A Scholar of Lindisfarne by Gertrude Hollis A Scholar of Lindisfarne (1912) By Gertrude Hollis | Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge ISBN: none (published before numbers became a spiritual necessity) Condition: Good (venerable but perfectly serviceable) Offered by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever stood in a drafty old church or on a windswept bit of coast and thought, “I could absolutely have been a holy scholar in the early Middle Ages,” this book is your gentle reminder that you would, in fact, have been cold, hungry, and copying Latin by hand. A Scholar of Lindisfarne (1912) is Gertrude Hollis’s pious, romantic trip back to Northumbria in the age of monks, manuscripts, and tidal hazards. Written for the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge, it is exactly as earnest as that sounds—and, somehow, utterly charming. So what is it? Picture: Lindisfarne, the Holy Island: Tides creeping in and out Stone, salt, and seabirds Monks bustling about, copying Scripture and trying not to freeze solid A young would-be scholar, eager to learn: Books (precious, chained, rare) Latin (tricky) Holiness (trickier) A story gently marinated in: Obedience Humility Quiet acts of courage And the deep conviction that studying the Gospels by lantern-light is the peak of human achievement This is that early-20th-century blend of historical story + moral instruction, aimed at young readers who were expected to admire discipline, perseverance and saints who died of something obscure and respectable. What you’ll find inside Without ruining the modest plot, you can safely expect: A central young character (the titular scholar) trying to live up to high expectations and even higher ideals Wise, slightly stern older monks, each a walking lesson in patience, prayer, or the correct way to illuminate a capital letter Storms, dangers, and perhaps a Viking shadow, because life on Lindisfarne was never entirely serene Lots of atmosphere: candlelight on parchment wind over the rocks the occasional glimpse of hardship wrapped in faith It’s not an action thriller. It’s more of a gently heroic vocation story, written back when children’s historical fiction trusted you to care about character, duty and God without adding a dragon. This particular copy Condition: Good – which, in Crappy Old Books language, means: The binding is holding steady, like a monk braced against a North Sea gale The boards show expected age and wear—rubbing, soft corners, maybe a tiny bump here or there The pages are all present, lightly toned with that satisfying “yes, I am over a century old” patina No catastrophic splits, no missing chunks, no obvious evidence that it’s been baptised in actual seawater. In short: a genuinely readable antique, not a crumbling relic you’re frightened to open. The vibe Reading A Scholar of Lindisfarne feels like: Stepping into a Sunday-school-flavoured time machine, where history is a bit tidier and everyone has Very Clear Lessons to Learn Being quietly drawn into an atmosphere of: prayer study and the strange, tough beauty of early Christian life on the edge of the sea Remembering that there was a time when boys’ and girls’ adventure fiction regularly involved monastic discipline and illuminated manuscripts instead of secret portals and dystopian regimes It’s gently old-fashioned in exactly the way you think: full of reverence, moral backbone, and the quiet assumption that God, books, and duty are the holy triad of a decent life. Why you might actually want this You love Lindisfarne, Celtic Christianity, or early medieval monastic life, and you’re delighted by any excuse to revisit it in story form. You collect SPCK titles, especially early 20th-century moral historical fiction. You enjoy that particular Edwardian tone where the narrator is clearly rooting for your soul. You’re building a charming little side-shelf of wholesome, religiously-inclined vintage stories that make modern life look loud and slightly ridiculous. This is the kind of book that makes you want to: Light a candle Learn a bit of Latin And then remember central heating is also a gift of Providence. Condition vs. Atmosphere Physically: Good – ready for reading, re-reading, or simply admiring as a very respectable centenarian. Atmospherically: salty, prayerful, quietly serious, with enough narrative movement to keep you turning pages while the 21st century sulks outside. Perfect for: A rainy afternoon A quiet retreat Or as a literary companion on your next pilgrimage / holiday / slightly over-earnest weekend in Northumbria. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the saints are sincere, the seas are rough, the students are devout, and even a 1912 SPCK hardback manages to remain in Good condition after all these years. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5017/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-scholar-of-lindisfarne-nov-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society For Promoting Christian Knowledge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5016 Tarzan and the Forbidden City by edgar Rice Burroughs Tarzan and the Forbidden City (1965) By Edgar Rice Burroughs | Four Square Books ISBN: none (this is pulp, not a spreadsheet) Condition: Good (rugged, not housebroken) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Welcome to that glorious era when “holiday in Africa” meant mysterious lost cities, giant gems, and absolutely no health and safety forms. In Tarzan and the Forbidden City, Edgar Rice Burroughs sends the Lord of the Jungle into yet another situation where any normal person would say, “No thanks, I’ve read the risk assessment.” Naturally, Tarzan goes anyway. The setup Somewhere in the heart of Africa lies: A legendary city, rumoured to be guarded by suspiciously hostile inhabitants A gigantic gemstone known as the Father of Diamonds, because apparently subtlety was cancelled that day A missing explorer, rival adventurers, and a frankly unhelpful amount of danger Into this strolls Tarzan, casually barefoot and probably mildly bored, ready to: Look cooler than everyone else Upset local power structures Climb things that were not designed to be climbed It’s classic Burroughs: Lost civilisation? Exotic geography? Wild beasts + weapons + melodrama? Expect inside: Without spoiling every twist, you’ll find: A race to reach the forbidden city, involving planes, caravans, and poor life choices A Tarzan lookalike causing more confusion than a badly written email chain Two rival hidden cities glaring at each other across a hostile landscape, like neighbours fighting over a particularly aggressive hedge Jealous rulers, secret tunnels, dungeons, rescues, and the occasional “surely that animal is not to scale?” moment It’s pulp adventure at its finest: Absolutely sincere Mildly ridiculous Unashamedly entertaining This particular copy Condition: Good – very much in “has survived a few safaris in the real world” shape: Spine: sound, with the usual signs of actually having been opened Cover: likely shows some edgewear, maybe a crease or two – the paperback equivalent of “has seen the jungle” Pages: all present, readable, and pleasantly tanned, like they’ve been lying in the literary sun since the 60s No catastrophic tears, no missing chapters, no evidence it’s been used as an emergency fly-swatter. Just an honest, working Four Square paperback ready for another round. The vibe Reading Tarzan and the Forbidden City feels like: Sitting down “just for a minute” and looking up an hour later having crossed deserts, climbed cliffs and started mentally casting the film adaptation Dropping into a world where: Geography is flexible Anthropology is… optimistic And the solution to most problems involves either a knife, a vine, or a well-timed jungle yell Remembering what adventure fiction was like before everyone insisted on being realistic, plausible, or historically sensitive Is it pulpy? Absolutely. Is it subtle? Not remotely. Is it fun? Very. Why you might actually want this You love vintage adventure paperbacks with lurid titles and unashamedly dramatic plots You have a soft spot for Tarzan stories, especially the ones where he wanders into yet another improbable lost city and everyone just accepts this as his hobby You enjoy reading things that feel like they were written to be devoured on trains, in deckchairs, or under the bedcovers with a torch You’re collecting 1960s mass-market Burroughs editions, because someone has to keep these gloriously daft treasures circulating Condition vs. Content Physically: Good – sturdy enough for bags, commutes, and being left face down while you make tea Atmospherically: 100% pulp jungle epic with extra lost-city seasoning Ideal for: A weekend escape An evening’s time travel to when adventure wore a loincloth and carried a knife Or as a display piece to make your shelves look 37% more exciting Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the cities are forbidden, the paperbacks are Good, and Tarzan is still swinging cheerfully through the most implausible corners of Africa. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5016/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tarzan-and-the-forbidden-city-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5015 Stranger With a Tent by Margaret Warde Stranger With a Tent (1958) By Margaret Warde | Kingfisher Books ISBN: none (too outdoorsy for barcodes) Condition: Good (a bit weathered, like any decent tent) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is Stranger With a Tent, a beautifully mid-century title that practically smells of wet grass, Primus stoves and people called things like “Jill” and “Roger” who are far too curious for their own good. It’s 1958. The world is safer, the skirts are longer, and the most suspicious thing that can happen in a quiet village is a mysterious person turning up with a tent and absolutely no backstory. The setup Into some perfectly ordinary corner of rural / coastal / vaguely English nowhere (exact details tastefully unspecified) there arrives: A Stranger – alone, self-contained, oddly competent With a Tent – pitched just far enough from civilisation to attract maximum speculation Naturally, this causes: Local gossip to ignite like dry bracken At least one keen young person (or several) to say, “We really ought to find out who that is” A chain of small adventures featuring: Night-time excursions Misunderstandings Possibly a dog And the firm belief that camping is the height of both freedom and mild danger This is the golden age of children-and-teen adventure fiction, so expect mystery, mild peril and absolutely no wi-fi. What you’ll find inside Without ruining the fun, you can safely expect: Curious youngsters determined to investigate the stranger rather than mind their own business like sensible people Landscape described with real affection – fields, lanes, hedges, maybe a bit of sea if you’re lucky The slow discovery that this “stranger” has: A Past A Reason for being here And quite possibly a soft spot for nosy locals A comforting 1950s assurance that things will work out, lessons will be learned, and no one will get traumatised beyond the scope of a good cup of tea It’s the sort of story where the worst thing anyone brings to the campsite is a secret, not a Bluetooth speaker. This particular copy Condition: Good – which, translated from Crappy Old Books, means: The spine is intact and doing its job The covers show some honest wear: a bit of rubbing, maybe a tiny crease, the light cosmetic equivalent of “has definitely been in a satchel” The pages are all present, readable, and may have that pleasing old-paper tan that makes you feel you’re reading Actual History No pages missing, no dramatic splits. Think “seasoned camper”, not “collapsed shelter”. The vibe Reading Stranger With a Tent feels like: Curling up with a rainy-day library book that has bicycles, suspicious adults, and a mystery you could absolutely solve yourself (but won’t, because you’re enjoying it too much) Being briefly transported to a world where: You make plans using maps, not apps Adventure is within cycling distance And a tent in the wrong field is an event, not just a festival run-off Remembering that once upon a time, the dramatic question was not “Is the algorithm listening to me?” but “Who is that camping over there, and why?” It’s comfort reading with a whiff of woodsmoke and damp socks. Why you might actually want this You’re a sucker for 1950s/60s teen or family adventure stories, where everything’s just slightly smaller, tidier and sweeter than the real world ever was. You like your mysteries low on murder, high on character and landscape. You grew up on Enid Blyton / Malcolm Saville / “kids ride bikes and solve things” and want something in the same emotional postcode. You are unreasonably delighted by the combination of stranger + tent + 1958 + Kingfisher Books. Condition vs. Atmosphere Physically: Good – happy to be tossed in a bag, read in bed, or propped open next to a mug of tea. Atmospherically: gently nostalgic, lightly suspenseful, utterly wholesome. A perfect candidate for: A quiet afternoon A train journey Or ironically, reading in your own tent, while hoping no one is investigating you from behind a hedge. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the strangers are harmless, the tents are metaphorical, and the vintage adventure stories are still in Good enough condition to pitch in your imagination. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5015/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stranger-with-a-tent-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kingfisher Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5014 Littlest Suffering Souls by Austin Ruse Littlest Suffering Souls (2017) By Austin Ruse | TAN Books ISBN: 9781505108392 Condition: As New (yes, really) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is one of those books where the title tells you exactly what you’re in for and you still aren’t quite ready. Littlest Suffering Souls is Austin Ruse’s deeply earnest, quietly devastating collection of stories about children who suffer horribly… and somehow become luminous about it. These are kids who, by all worldly logic, should have been swallowed by pain and fear—and instead turn into walking masterclasses in faith, joy, courage and occasionally disconcerting spiritual maturity. If your idea of a light, relaxing read is “something about heroic Catholic children who make my adult spiritual life look like a half-hearted hobby,” then step right up. What’s going on inside? Ruse focuses on a few particular “little souls” whose lives are: Short by any normal measure Hard, medically and emotionally And yet somehow full of grace, humour and surprising peace Expect: Stories of kids facing serious illness or disability, and responding with: startling trust in God unembarrassed love for the people around them and the kind of generosity that makes you feel slightly called out Accounts of answered prayers, conversions, and those unnerving “okay, something bigger is happening here” moments Reflections on what it means to suffer with Christ, not just for Him—seen through people who still liked toys and cartoons It’s hagiography, but very recent, very real, and very likely to ambush you emotionally when you thought you were just going to read a few pages before bed. This particular copy Condition: As New – which, coming from Crappy Old Books, is frankly suspicious. Tight spine, pristine cover, clean pages Looks almost untouched, like it’s been sitting there waiting patiently for the right reader No underlining, no dog-ears, no mysterious stains—no sign, in fact, that anyone has previously done the obvious thing and cried on it. It’s the sort of copy you could wrap and give as a gift and plausibly claim you bought new. We won’t tell. The vibe Reading Littlest Suffering Souls is a bit like: Being gently dismantled by the witness of children who “get” the heart of the Gospel far more instinctively than most of us Finding yourself laughing at their personalities one minute and blinking back tears the next Feeling both: consoled (“maybe God really is present in the worst bits”), and mildly exposed (“what exactly am I doing with my relatively comfortable life?”) It’s unapologetically Catholic: saints, sacraments, prayer, redemptive suffering, the whole kit. But beyond that, it’s profoundly human—about what happens when love and faith collide with situations that should break people, but don’t. Why you might actually want this You’re a believer who needs real-world stories to remind you that grace is not just a nice idea but something that shows up in hospital rooms and family kitchens. You’re sceptical-but-curious about phrases like “offering it up” and “redemptive suffering” and want to see what that looks like outside of theology textbooks. You appreciate spiritual reading that doesn’t come at you with abstract theory, but with specific small people and their very real lives. You need something that will punch straight past your cynicism in the kindest possible way. This is not “inspirational wallpaper.” It’s more like sitting with families who have gone through the worst and somehow come out convinced that God was not absent, but uncomfortably close. Condition vs. Impact Physically: As New – a rare, immaculate specimen in the wilds of Crappy Old Books. Emotionally/spiritually: almost guaranteed Not As New once you’re done with it. May cause: perspective shifts, sudden prayers, and a quiet resolve to complain less. Side effects can include lending it to someone else with, “Just… read this. You’ll see.” This is the sort of book that asks very little of your time, and quite a lot of your heart. Ideal for: Catholics and other Christians who want their faith challenged in a tender but uncompromising way Readers who believe holiness isn’t just for old people with biographies already written Anyone who thinks “the kids are all right” and would like concrete evidence, at a very high spiritual wattage People who find it darkly funny that a book about modern-day little saints is arriving in As New condition from a place called Crappy Old Books Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the branding is scruffy, the copy is immaculate, and the littlest suffering souls are ready to rearrange your idea of what a holy life looks like. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5014/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/littlest-suffering-souls-nov-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tan Books 9781505108392 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5012 The Universe Provides by Eddie Gilmore The Universe Provides (2023) By Eddie Gilmore | Darton, Longman and Todd ISBN: 9781915412485 Condition: Very Good (cosmically hopeful, physically tidy) Offered by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever muttered “It’ll be fine, the universe will provide” while secretly wondering how exactly that’s supposed to work, this book is basically you, but better organised and with chapters. The Universe Provides is Eddie Gilmore’s warm, story-filled exploration of what happens when you actually live as if generosity, grace and unlikely good timing aren’t just nice ideas but how the world quietly runs when no one’s doomscrolling it to bits. What’s going on inside? Think: Real-life stories rather than abstract waffle – the sort of encounters, coincidences, kindnesses and small miracles that would be easy to dismiss as “just chance”… if they didn’t keep happening. Reflections on trust, providence and everyday faith, not in a “floaty affirmations” way, but in a “this happened on a wet Tuesday and took me by surprise” sort of way. A recurring sense that: People are often kinder than expected Doors open you weren’t planning on walking through And the universe, God, or whatever name you’re using this week, occasionally seems to be three moves ahead of you. It’s part memoir, part meditation, part “you might want to look again at that thing you called ‘just a coincidence’.” This particular copy Condition: Very Good – which, coming from Crappy Old Books, is practically a celestial event. Clean, sharp cover Tight binding Pages crisp, unruffled and not yet tear-stained by spiritual epiphanies Light, respectful signs of existence at most. It looks like it’s been read carefully, not dragged through life’s more experimental phases. In other words: almost suspiciously well-behaved. The vibe Reading The Universe Provides feels like: Having coffee with someone who has just enough mad stories of timing, luck and grace to be interesting, but not enough to be alarming. Being gently encouraged to see your own life as more than just random chaos plus bills. Realising that “providence” might not always mean dramatic last-minute rescues, but often looks like: The right person appearing The unexpected opportunity The “if that hadn’t gone wrong, this would never have gone right” moment It’s hopeful, but not sugary; spiritual without being floaty; honest about the mess while still convinced there’s meaning in it. Why you might actually want this You’re allergic to both cynicism and cheesy self-help, and want something in the sensible middle: hopeful but not daft. You like short, real-world stories with a reflective twist – the sort you can read one at a time and then stare thoughtfully out of a window. You’re curious about that strange overlap between faith, luck, kindness, and timing. You’d quite like a nudge away from “Everything is terrible” toward “Okay, yes, but also… look at this.” This is not a manual for controlling the universe. It’s more of a field guide to noticing when the universe, against all odds, seems to be conspiring for you. Condition vs. Content Physically: Very Good – ideal for gifting, re-reading, or leaving in a strategic place where someone else will “accidentally” pick it up. Emotionally/spiritually: quietly uplifting, occasionally challenging, with a low but steady hum of “maybe you’re more looked-after than you think.” If your bookshelves are a mix of theology, memoir and “I’m just trying to make sense of this whole life thing,” this will slot in perfectly. Ideal for: People who talk about “signs”, “nudges”, “little miracles” and “That was weirdly perfect timing, wasn’t it?” Readers who want stories about faith that are grounded in normal life, not perched on mountaintops. Anyone who finds it delightfully ironic that a book called The Universe Provides is turning up via a place called Crappy Old Books. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the cosmos occasionally cooperates, the copies are Very Good, and the universe has thoughtfully included this book (and you) in the same timeline. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5012/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-universe-provides-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Darton Longman and Todd 9781915412485 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5011 Inquiring Faith by Tadeusz Dajczer Inquiring Faith (1999) By Tadeusz Dajczer | Publisher: unknown (mysterious, but real) ISBN: none Condition: Good (theologically alert, structurally sound) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is Inquiring Faith, which sounds like the title of a polite parish discussion group, but is in fact a slim, serious little volume by Tadeusz Dajczer—a priest and spiritual writer who operates somewhere between gentle confessor and politely insistent interrogator of your soul. If you thought “faith” was supposed to be about having all the answers, Dajczer is here to remind you that asking questions might actually be the point. What’s going on inside? This is not a book of: Cheerful slogans Easy certainties Or “Ten Quick Steps to Peace, Joy and a Better You” Instead, you get: Reflections and meditations that treat faith as an ongoing conversation rather than a certificate you once received in childhood. Lots of “What if?” and “Why?” instead of “Because I said so.” A quiet but persistent emphasis on trust, surrender, and actually relating to God, as opposed to simply filing theological facts in your mental cabinet. It reads like a long, thoughtful walk with someone who won’t let you get away with your usual vague answers. About the edition The publisher is, shall we say, shy—listed as “unknown” in the paperwork, which only adds to the sense that this is the sort of book that travels quietly, hand-to-hand, among people who like their spirituality on the reflective side. No ISBN – which feels oddly appropriate for a book that’s more interested in your soul than in cataloguing systems. Compact, focused, and very much in the “you could read this in an afternoon and think about it for a month” category. This particular copy Condition: Good – which in Crappy Old Books parlance means: Binding: firm Pages: intact, legible, and not carrying any obvious signs of having been used as a coaster at parish tea Cover: presentable, with only light signs of life—some edge-softening, maybe a faint crease where someone actually opened it (radical). It looks like it has been read respectfully, not thrown across the room during a theological crisis. The vibe Reading Inquiring Faith feels like: Being gently but relentlessly nudged out of autopilot: “You say you believe—yes, but what does that mean?” Realising that doubt and questions are not necessarily enemies of belief; they might be its co-workers. Discovering that spiritual writing can be both simple and quietly sharp, without needing fireworks or apocalyptic language. It’s Catholic in tone, but the core questions—about trust, love, surrender, and what it means to actually live what you say you believe—are universal enough to unsettle almost anyone. Why you might actually want this You’re tired of either angry debates or fluffy platitudes, and would like something that sits in the middle, calmly asking real questions. You enjoy spiritual books that don’t shout, but also don’t let you off the hook. You’re fond of short, dense little volumes you can keep by the bed, in a bag, or on a quiet corner of your desk for periodic reality checks. You suspect that “inquiring faith” might describe you more honestly than “sorted, confident, never troubled by questions” faith. Condition vs. Content Physically: Good – more than ready for note-taking, re-reading, or being lent (with only a 50% chance of coming back). Intellectually/spiritually: probing, patient, sometimes uncomfortably direct in its implications, but always humane. This is not the kind of book you buy to look holy. It’s the kind you buy if you’re willing to let someone gently ask, “Yes, but do you really trust?” Ideal for: People of faith who don’t see “inquiring” as a problem, but as a job description. Readers who like a bit of European spiritual intensity in compact form. Anyone amused by the idea of a quietly serious, question-asking book about God being sold by an outfit called Crappy Old Books. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the faith is inquiring, the publisher is shy, the condition is Good, and the questions are very much included in the price. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5011/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inquiring-faith-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books unknown no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5009 Psychiatry for the New Millennium by MT Haslam Psychiatry for the New Millennium (2003) By M. T. Haslam | Society of Clinical Psychiatrists ISBN: 0950640115 Condition: Good (mentally stable, lightly annotated) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Remember the early 2000s? When the “new millennium” was still fresh, “mental health” was slowly becoming a phrase normal people used, and we vaguely suspected the internet might be a bit much for the human brain but carried on anyway? Psychiatry for the New Millennium is M. T. Haslam’s attempt to look at all that and say: “Right then. How do we keep people basically functional from here on out?” What’s actually inside (apart from underlinings and quiet concern) This is very much a real psychiatrist’s book, not a pop-psych supermarket special. Expect: Reflections on how psychiatry should evolve as we step into the 21st century: New stresses New technologies Old problems with better lighting Serious discussion of diagnosis, treatment and ethics in a world where: Pills are plentiful Information is abundant And nobody is sleeping properly anymore Thoughts on what it means to be clinically sane in a time that is… occasionally not. It’s written for professionals (and very determined lay readers), with footnotes, references and the general air of “We do, in fact, have to think this stuff through.” This particular copy Condition: Good – which in Crappy Old Books terms means: Binding: solid Covers: presentable Pages: all intact and not doing interpretive fluttering There is some underlining: Likely from a previous reader who was genuinely paying attention Possibly a trainee psychiatrist, a clinician at a conference, or someone trying very hard to understand their job / colleagues / family It’s not a fluorescent-jungle massacre, more a scatter of “this is important, don’t forget” moments Think of it as arriving with pre-highlighted points of interest, courtesy of an unknown co-reader. The vibe Reading this feels like: Sitting in on a serious professional discussion about the future of mental health treatment, while quietly thinking: “Yes, but did anyone factor in smartphones and social media?” Watching psychiatry try to balance: biology psychology social context and the sheer weirdness of modern life Getting a glimpse of how people who do this for a living think about patients, practice and progress. It’s not a light beach read, but it is reassuring in its seriousness. Someone, somewhere, is trying very hard to bring order to the chaos. About that underlining Far from ruining the book, the underlining: Confirms that at least one previous human thought this text was worth really engaging with Functions almost like marginal stage directions: “Note this concept.” “This is a key sentence.” Adds a faint flavour of lecture hall / conference workshop, without the bad coffee or PowerPoint. If you like your books clinically pristine, this may irk you. If you secretly enjoy the sense of a book having been used in the wild, you’re in luck. Why you might actually want this You’re a mental health professional, student, or adjacent nerd who likes to see how the field talked about itself at the dawn of the 2000s. You enjoy watching serious disciplines wrestle with the future, rather than pretending everything was settled in 1975. You appreciate slim, focused, specialist volumes that don’t apologise for being clever. You like the idea of owning something published by the Society of Clinical Psychiatrists, because it looks fabulously serious on a shelf. Condition vs. Content Physically: Good – built to withstand bags, desks, clinics, home offices and the occasional late-night “I’ll just check one chapter” session. Intellectually: thoughtful, professional, occasionally dense, with the comforting underlying message of “We’re trying to do this properly.” It’s not a “Ten Ways to Fix Your Brain in a Weekend” book. It’s more like: “Here is what serious people are thinking about as they head into this new century with a waiting room full of very real problems.” Ideal for: Psychiatrists, psychologists, counsellors and students who like a bit of field history and reflection. Anyone assembling a small personal library of mental health texts that aren’t just self-help slogans. Readers who are mildly delighted by the idea of Psychiatry for the New Millennium being sold by an outfit unashamedly called Crappy Old Books. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the titles are serious, the condition is Good, and the underlining suggests somebody, somewhere, was really paying attention. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5009/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/psychiatry-for-the-new-millennium-nov-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society of Clinical Psychiatrists 9780950640112 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5008 My City by The Lee - Mo Chathair Cois Laoi by SF Pettit My City by The Lee – Mo Chathair Cois Laoi (1985) By S. F. Pettit | University College Cork ISBN: none (too local and literary for numbers) Condition: Good (Cork-proud, structurally sound, linguistically playful) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Welcome to Cork, as seen through the eyes of someone who clearly loved it enough to write a whole book, and then – just to keep you on your toes – print the back of it upside down in “gibberish”. This is My City by The Lee – Mo Chathair Cois Laoi, a bilingual celebration of Cork City, its river, its people and its general refusal to be completely straightforward. Half of it is in nice, reassuring English. The other half is in Irish and printed upside down at the back, in case you were under the dangerous illusion that you’d got the hang of things. Two books in one (depending on which way is up) From one side, you get: My City by The Lee – essays, reflections, descriptions and affectionate observation of Cork in the 1980s. Streets, quays, characters, buildings, weather, and the peculiar magic of a city that knows it’s the real capital and sees no reason to be modest about it. Flip the book over (literally) and start from the other end, and you find: Mo Chathair Cois Laoi – the “gibberish” version, which is of course Irish, presented upside down to English-only readers as a formal challenge from the author and/or typesetter. It’s like the book equivalent of Cork itself saying: “If you think this is straightforward, boy, you’ve another think coming.” About the upside-down “gibberish” Yes, at the back, the text is: Upside down In a different language Laid out as if daring you to rotate your head / the book / your entire worldview If you don’t read Irish, it may look like a particularly literary diagnostic test. But to those in the know, it’s: The same city, different tongue, viewed from the other side of the mirror A reminder that Cork – and Ireland in general – operates on at least two linguistic frequencies at once A bonus round for the determined If you do read Irish, you might enjoy the quiet sense of superiority. If you don’t, you’re still welcome to pretend it’s a secret code and feel mysteriously cosmopolitan. This particular copy Condition: Good – which in Crappy Old Books terms means: Sound binding Clean pages Nothing falling out, dissolving, or requiring sacramental glue Cover and corners may show the usual gentle signs of life: the sort of softening you get from existing on actual shelves in actual houses, not being entombed in shrink-wrap. It’s entirely readable, flippable, and twistable (for the upside-down part), and robust enough to survive being turned end over end while you try to work out which way is right. The vibe Open it – from either side – and you’re in: A very Cork blend of pride, humour, geography and local character A city where the River Lee is both scenery and personality A book that behaves like a walking tour with commentary from someone who’s lived there long enough to know where all the good bits are It’s not a dry municipal history. It’s a literary love letter with structural stubbornness, equally at home on the coffee table of a Cork exile as in the office of someone trying to look more cultured than they feel. Why you might actually want this You love Cork, or someone who does, and you want a book that’s more “affectionately idiosyncratic” than “official brochure.” You’re a fan of bilingual editions, especially ones that don’t tiptoe around the fact by quietly hiding one language at the back. You enjoy books that come with a mild built-in puzzle: Which way up? Which language? Why is my neck at this angle? You collect odd, clever, academic-ish local titles that look great on a shelf and are genuinely fun to dip into. Condition vs. Confusion Physically: Good – no drama, no tragic damage, just an honestly preserved 1985 UCC publication. Intellectually: pleasantly disorienting, especially when you hit the upside-down Irish and remember you were once proud of finishing Wordle. This is one of those books that: Can be read straight through Browsed at random Or simply displayed so visitors ask, “Why is that half in another language and upside down?” – giving you the perfect opening to say, “Ah, let me tell you about Cork…” Ideal for: Cork people, Cork exiles and Cork sympathisers Irish learners who enjoy a challenge and don’t mind turning the book like a steering wheel Anyone with a soft spot for quirky university press titles People who find it deeply satisfying that something this charmingly awkward is being sold by Crappy Old Books Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the cities are beloved, the layouts are occasionally upside down, and the condition is Good—even if the text orientation sometimes isn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5008/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-city-by-the-lee-nov-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University College Cork no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5007 Aiming for the Stars - The Dreamers and Doers of the Space Age by Tom D Crouch Aiming for the Stars – The Dreamers and Doers of the Space Age (1999) By Tom D. Crouch | Smithsonian Institution Press ISBN: 9781560988335 Condition: Good (orbit-stable, lightly annotated) Offered by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever stared at the night sky and thought, “Who looked at this and decided ‘yes, let’s sit on an explosive tube and go up there’?”—this is your book. Aiming for the Stars is Tom D. Crouch’s guided tour through the human side of the Space Age: the dreamers, the engineers, the test pilots, the bureaucrats (yes, even them), and the occasional slightly unhinged visionary who thought rocketry was a terrific hobby. What’s inside (besides rockets and ambition) Crouch, being a Smithsonian historian, knows his stuff and actually explains it in English. Inside you’ll find: The story of how we went from paper sketches and mad-scientist goggles to Moon landings and space stations in a historical blink. Portraits of the “doers”: the scientists, engineers, astronauts and policy-wranglers who pushed the whole thing forward, usually while sleep-deprived and fuelled by coffee. The “dreamers”: writers, idealists, and big-picture people whose ideas were either visionary, insane, or both, depending on the decade. A mix of tech, politics and personality that makes it clear space exploration was never just about rockets—it was about egos, empires, budgets and people who thought gravity was more of a suggestion. It’s not a dry technical manual; it’s the story of how an entire civilisation got mildly obsessed with leaving the planet. This particular copy Condition: Good – solid, tidy, and entirely fit for service: Binding: sound Pages: all present and behaving Cover: decent, possibly with a bit of light edgewear that says, “I’ve been to someone’s bedside table and back.” It does have a small splattering of helpful underlining: Someone before you clearly took this seriously enough to mark a few key passages. No wild graffiti, no neon highlighter massacre—just focused, “this bit is important / interesting” underlines. If anything, it’s like buying a book that arrives with pre-installed enthusiasm. The vibe Reading this feels like: Sitting next to a very knowledgeable person at a dinner party who actually knows when to stop talking about thrust-to-weight ratios. Getting the backstage pass version of space history: the hopes, the rivalries, the absurdities, and the occasional “we really did what with slide rules?” moment. Realising that the Space Age was driven not just by genius, but by people who were profoundly allergic to the word “impossible”. It’s thoughtful and well-researched, but not pompous. You get big ideas explained with clarity, not with charts that need a PhD to parse. About that underlining Let’s talk about the “small splattering of helpful underlining”: It doesn’t obscure the text; it guides your eye to bits a previous reader thought mattered—like cosmic breadcrumbs. It suggests this book was once used by a real, engaged human: a student, a space nerd, or someone preparing to win arguments about Apollo at parties. For some people this is a flaw; for others it’s built-in commentary. If you’re the latter, congratulations, you’ve just acquired a lightly co-piloted reading experience. No words are missing, no pages are loose—just the occasional line quietly saying, “Hey, pay attention here.” Why you might want this on your shelf You like space history, but want more than a timeline of launches—you want the people who made it all happen. You’re fond of Smithsonian-level detail without needing a second brain to process it. You enjoy books that cover both the romance and the bureaucracy of the Space Age—because nothing gets into orbit without both dreamers and forms in triplicate. You’re building a small but formidable corner of your library dedicated to “humans vs. gravity”. Ideal for: Space nerds, casual stargazers and anyone who’s memorised at least one rocket name for fun. Readers who like their non-fiction well-written, human-focused, and not allergic to complexity. People who don’t mind a bit of tasteful underlining in exchange for a properly Good copy at a sensible price. Anyone who thinks it’s perfectly appropriate that a book about aiming for the stars is being sold by a place called Crappy Old Books. Launched into the second-hand cosmos by Crappy Old Books, where the condition is Good, the margins are lightly enlisted, and the dreamers and doers of the Space Age are still very much ready for lift-off. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5007/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aiming-for-the-stars-nov-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Smithsonian 9781560988335 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5006 Deo Volente by Ruth Byars Deo Volente (1998) By Ruth Byars | Poetry Today ISBN: 1862260532 Condition: Good (devout, well-behaved, slightly contemplative) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Deo volente – Latin for “God willing” – also loosely translates as “the phrase you mutter when your plans are probably doomed, but you’re trying to sound serene about it.” In this 1998 collection, Ruth Byars gives that small, ancient phrase an entire poetic wardrobe: sometimes hopeful, sometimes wry, sometimes quietly bruised, sometimes unexpectedly cheerful. It’s the voice of someone who has clearly met real life, taken notes, and still hasn’t given up on grace. What’s inside (apart from the Latin) Expect a set of poems that circle around: Faith and doubt – the grown-up kind, not the easy, “everything is always fine” kind Daily life with divine interruptions – bus stops, washing up, hospital corridors, family dramas, all gently ambushed by theology The tug-of-war between our plans (“I will do X”) and reality (“we’ll see about that”) Moments of gentle humour where God seems to have read the script and scribbled in the margins These aren’t thunder-and-lightning sermons in verse. Think more: Kitchen-table spirituality Teacup wisdom Quiet “I know exactly what you mean” recognition This particular copy Condition: Good – which in Crappy Old Books language means: Solid binding, cover intact, pages all present and readable Some light signs of handling – the odd soft edge, maybe a tiny crease where someone parked their thumb while thinking too hard No catastrophic coffee baptisms, no biro massacres, no dog-ears the size of entire stanzas. It looks pleasantly used but cared for – exactly what you want from a book of poems about life not always going to plan. The vibe Reading Deo Volente feels like: Sitting with a thoughtful friend who talks about God and life in normal sentences, without suddenly producing a fog machine and a stadium band Realising that “God willing” is not just a pious add-on, but sometimes the only sane way to approach a day full of variables Being reminded, poem by poem, that hope can be low-key, ironic, slightly tired – and still completely real There’s a quiet sense of humour running underneath the seriousness, as if the poet has learned to raise one eyebrow at both herself and the universe. Why you might actually want this You like faith-infused poetry but not the syrupy kind that pretends no one ever gets cross, bored or disappointed You enjoy small, reflective pieces you can read one at a time, then wander off and think about for a bit You appreciate writing that takes God seriously but doesn’t take itself too seriously You’re building a little corner of the bookshelf for quiet, non-shouty Christian voices This is less “revival rally”, more “late evening, lamp on, everyone else in bed, finally a moment to think”. Condition vs. Content Physically: Good – fine for handbags, bedside tables, pew bags, or that mysterious pile next to the kettle Spiritually/emotionally: occassionally sharp, often gentle, always human It won’t tell you what to think, but it might nudge you toward actually thinking – and occasionally praying something more honest than you meant to You are allowed to underline things. Deo volente, of course. Ideal for: Readers who hover somewhere between church and cynicism and like someone to talk to both sides at once Poetry fans who want their verse clear, reflective, and lived-in, not aggressively obscure Anyone who smiles at the incongruity of buying a book titled Deo Volente from a place called Crappy Old Books Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the titles can be devout, the tone stays human, and this Good-condition little volume is ready to sit on your shelf, quietly whispering: God willing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5006/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/deo-volente-nov-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Poetry Today 9781862260535 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5005 Encyclopedia of Saints by Clemens Jockle Encyclopedia of Saints (1997) By Clemens Jöckle | Parkgate Books ISBN: 9781855855205 Condition: Good (piously handled, not yet beatified) Offered by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever found yourself thinking, “I really need a single volume that can tell me who’s patron of beekeepers, lost causes, headaches and airport security,” this is your moment. Encyclopedia of Saints by Clemens Jöckle is exactly what it says on the tin: a chunky, illustrated guide to an entire heavenly roll-call of saints, beati, martyrs, mystics and people who led such improbably virtuous—or dramatically unfortunate—lives that the Church eventually said, “Yes, all right, fair enough.” What’s inside (besides halos and footnotes) Open it up and you get: Hundreds of entries on saints from every century, from the confidently legendary (dragons, heroic martyrdoms, improbable survival stories) to the soberly documented. Short biographies: who they were what they did how they died (often… memorably) and what they’re now patron saint of. Feast days, attributes, symbols – extremely useful if you’ve ever stared at a painting thinking, “Why is that monk holding a fish and a millstone?” A generous scattering of illustrations – icons, paintings, devotional images, all radiating varying degrees of pious drama. It’s part reference book, part spiritual phone directory, part “You won’t believe how this one ended” anthology. This particular copy Condition: Good – as in: Clean, solid, and perfectly usable. The binding is intact, pages are all present and readable, and nothing appears to have gone through the Valley of the Shadow of Damp. Light, respectful signs of use: Maybe someone once looked up their name saint. Perhaps a past owner spent a quiet evening matching saints to relatives (“Uncle Dave: patronage unclear, but we’ll try St Jude”). No wild scribbling, no highlighter theology, no pages doing a martyrdom of their own. The vibe This is the kind of book that: Looks very respectable on a shelf—sturdy hardback, serious title, an immediate upgrade to your “I own reference books” credibility. Can be dipped into for five minutes and suddenly it’s half an hour later and you’re three martyrs deep into 4th-century North Africa. Makes you realise that “having a bad day at work” pales slightly in comparison to “being thrown to things” or “dying heroically for refusing to deny something crucial.” It sits somewhere between devotional resource, art-history cheat sheet and extreme-life-stories anthology. Why you might unexpectedly love this You’re religious, vaguely religious, formerly religious, or just saint-curious, and want a reliable, browsable overview without wading through six separate hagiography tomes. You like knowing who’s patron saint of what, either for comfort, curiosity, or the sheer joy of knowing that somewhere, someone is officially responsible for lace-makers, sore throats or television. You’re an artist, writer, DM, or general story magpie and want names, symbols and dramatic life arcs ready to plunder. You simply enjoy reference books that don’t require an internet connection and are blissfully free of pop-up notifications. Condition vs. Content Physically: Good – robust enough for bedside table, coffee table, study desk, or vestry. Emotionally: a satisfying blend of: awe sympathy and the occasional “They did what for how long?” This isn’t a rarefied archive piece to be locked away. It’s a working encyclopedia: ideal for casual lookup, serious study, or random browsing with a cup of tea and a faint sense of perspective. Ideal for: Catholics and other Christians wanting a handy one-volume saint reference. History, art and theology nerds who like their facts with a side of drama and symbolism. Anyone who’s ever stared at a stained-glass window and thought, “Right, but who is that?” People who find it mildly delightful that a book about sanctity and holiness is being cheerfully sold by a place called Crappy Old Books. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the subjects may be canonised, the tone is not, and the encyclopedia is in Good condition, ready to sit on your shelf like a small, quiet cloud of organised holiness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5005/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/encyclopedia-of-saints-nov-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Parkgate Books 9781855855205 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5002 The Practical Infant Teacher - Vol I-V plus Supplementary Volume by PB Ballard The Practical Infant Teacher – Vols I–V plus Supplementary Volume (1929) By P. B. Ballard | New Era Publishing ISBN: none (too early for numbers, absolutely on time for stern pedagogy) Condition: Good (with two slightly wobbly soldiers) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Note, whilst these are a set, some of them are taller than others indicating they originate from different editions or print runs, but its not a massive difference, just a few mm or a cm. At last, the complete toolkit for educating very small children as if the year will always be 1929. This is The Practical Infant Teacher, a full set: Volumes I–V plus the Supplementary Volume, written by P. B. Ballard, a person who clearly believed that tiny humans could and should be organized, directed and intellectually cultivated with military precision and a blackboard. If you’ve ever wondered how early-20th-century teachers were trained to wrangle thirty under-fives armed with slate pencils and unprocessed energy, this is your time machine. What’s inside (besides quiet educational terror) Across the volumes you can expect: Detailed guidance on how to teach reading, number, nature study, songs, stories and “sense training” to infants who would probably rather be licking the furniture. Lesson structures, classroom layouts, and the sort of earnest teaching methods that assume children respond best to order, rhythm and carefully planned activities—and not once to iPads. Strong opinions on character formation, discipline, and how to turn small chaos-gremlins into respectable citizens, one carefully staged activity at a time. The Supplementary Volume: more material, extra lessons, refinements, and probably some gently exasperated updates from the front lines of the classroom. It’s a complete snapshot of how a serious educator in 1930 thought infant teaching should be done: practical, methodical, and deeply convinced this is all very important indeed. The physical situation (aka: Condition Report) This is a full set, and as such, behaves like a small faculty: Overall condition: Good – absolutely suitable for reference and actual use, not just shelf decoration. Volumes II and III: Have very loose bindings. They are still intact and usable, but you will want to handle them with the same respectful caution you might offer a senior staff member who’s seen too much. Volume II has two loose pages – they are present, just no longer firmly welded to the binding. Think of them as “consultants”: attached to the project, not the structure. The other volumes (I, IV, V and the Supplementary) are all in very good condition – remarkably tidy for books that may have lived through real classrooms, colleges, staffrooms and at least one cupboard of forgotten teaching resources. As a set, they are quite sufficient for reference and use. You can read them, consult them, and even leave them open on a desk without them bursting into confetti. The vibe Open any volume and you’re immediately in: A world of infant schools with polished floors, wall charts, and children in sturdy shoes. Teacher training colleges where people say “the Infant Room” with the mix of dread and devotion usually reserved for active volcanoes. A mindset that believes structure + repetition + purposeful activity can conquer almost anything, including four-year-olds. The language is earnest, formal and wonderfully confident. Nobody is hedging anything with “maybe” or “kind of”. This is Practical Method, capital P, capital M. Why you might actually want this set You’re a historian of education, early years specialist, or general pedagogy nerd who wants primary-source insight into infant teaching between the wars. You collect old teaching manuals and like to occasionally open one and think: “Good grief, they really did it like this.” You’re charmed (or lightly horrified) by the contrast between 1929 infant training and modern early-years practice, where we now pretend we’re not slightly outnumbered. You simply enjoy beautifully serious multi-volume works that take their subject – in this case, the education of very small people – extraordinarily seriously. Condition vs. Function If you want sealed, immaculate objects to be admired but never opened, this is not that. If you want working tools, historically fascinating and entirely readable, with only a couple of volumes needing a gentle hand, this is exactly the right level of imperfectly perfect. Volumes II and III say: “Treat us gently and we will still teach you things.” The rest of the set says: “We are prepared, indexed, and quietly confident we could run an infant classroom if required.” Ideal for: Educationalists, historians, and vintage teaching enthusiasts. Anyone building a collection on childhood, schooling, or teacher training. People who find it darkly amusing that something called The Practical Infant Teacher—a full, serious 1930s training suite—is being so https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5002/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-practicalinfant-teacher-nov-2025.jpg 75.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Era Publishing no GB Standard 20.50 GBP COB-5001 Robert Powell - A Biography by Ian hamilton Robert Powell – A Biography (1983) By Ian Hamilton | Vintage ISBN: 0394716469 Condition: Good (with a tiny nibble of authenticity) Offered by: Crappy Old Books This is Robert Powell – A Biography, a full-length look at the man whose face launched a thousand “Wait, isn’t that Jesus?” moments after Jesus of Nazareth aired and never really stopped. Ian Hamilton takes you behind the beard, past the intense eyes and beyond the tragic cheekbones to tell the story of a proper working actor: stage, screen, telly, and a career that somehow straddles serious drama, cult classics and the occasional “I know that voice from somewhere” moment. What’s inside (besides the missing chunk and Powell’s entire life)? Expect: Powell’s rise from “That chap in that thing” to “Oh, it’s him” territory. Theatre days, early TV roles, and that small business of becoming the definitive television Jesus for an entire generation. Behind-the-scenes bits, career turns, and the odd brush with fame that doesn’t sound like a press release. A proper 1980s-style biography tone: Calm Thorough Written before everyone tried to be a stand-up comedian on the page. It’s the story of a serious actor who somehow became iconic while looking faintly surprised about the whole thing. About the physical copy (aka: the Damage Report) Condition: Good – absolutely readable, structurally sound, and not falling apart in your hands. There is, however, a small chunk missing from the top right of the front – the cover has very slightly gone on a diet. This minor injury also affects a few pages inside, but here’s the important bit: No words are missing. The text remains intact. You lose just a sliver of margin, not a single syllable of Powell. Think of it as “lightly grazed in action”—cosmetic damage only. The story, like the man, remains complete. The vibe Open this and you’re in: The world of 1970s and early 80s British acting, where people did proper theatre, serious TV drama, and occasionally very odd films. A time before social media, when “being a serious actor” meant doing the work, not simply cultivating a moody grid and a Notes app statement. The kind of biography where you actually get background, context and craft, not just anecdotes about who said what at which party. It’s interested in how Powell became Powell – voice, choices, roles, reputation – not just what he wore on red carpets. Why you might want this You’ve seen Jesus of Nazareth, The Thirty Nine Steps, or any number of Powell roles and thought, “I like that guy, what’s his story?” You enjoy old-school biographies that assume you can handle paragraphs longer than two lines. You’re fond of actor biographies where the subject is actually interesting, not merely famous. You feel a strange affection for books that are slightly wounded but still doing their job perfectly well. On the missing chunk (and why it’s kind of charming) Let’s be honest: If you’re hunting for museum-grade, shrink-wrapped, untouched perfection… this isn’t it. If you want a working, readable, slightly battle-scarred paperback, this is exactly the sort of thing that belongs on your shelf. The missing corner says: “I have been picked up, read, moved, and possibly dropped once. I have lived.” The pages say: “Don’t worry. The good bits are all here.” Ideal for: Robert Powell fans who want more than just stills and trivia. Readers who like their film and TV history told through the life of someone who actually turned up, learned the lines and did the work. Anyone who smiles at the thought of a slightly nibbled biography being sold, unapologetically, by Crappy Old Books. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the corners may be missing, the glamour is slightly scuffed, but the words—and the lives behind them—are still gloriously intact. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5001/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/robert-powell-a-biography-nov-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780394716466 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-5000 With Christ in Service by Patrick Carberry With Christ in Service (2017) By Patrick Carberry | Messenger Publications ISBN: 9781910248706 Condition: Good (devout, gently thumbed, still on active duty) Offered by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever thought, “I’d quite like to live a more Christ-centred, service-shaped life, but I keep getting distracted by laundry, emails and mild existential dread,” then this little volume is very much your corner of the bookshelf. With Christ in Service is Patrick Carberry’s quietly serious look at what following Christ actually looks like when you’re not a medieval mystic or a full-time hermit, but a normal human with responsibilities, receipts and people asking what’s for dinner. So what’s inside? Think of it as a field manual for everyday discipleship: Reflections on what it means to serve with Christ rather than simply for Him, which is a subtle difference but quite a big one in the fine print. Thoughts on prayer, action, compassion, community and all the ways we’re gently invited to be less self-absorbed and more useful. A tone that is more “let’s walk this together” than “be perfect by Friday or else”. This isn’t a book of thunderous pronouncements. It’s more like a wise, mildly stubborn friend who refuses to let you give up on becoming a slightly better person. This particular copy Condition: Good – which, in Crappy Old Books terms, means: The cover is decent and presentable, with only light wear. The spine is properly attached and not trying any resurrection tricks of its own. The pages are all there, tidy and readable, with no suspiciously enthusiastic highlighting (or if there is, it’s not at “someone had an argument with the text” level). In short: it looks like a book that has been read, not abused. Exactly right for something about service. The vibe Open this and you are not transported to: A cloud A megachurch light show A terrifying theological debate on the internet Instead, you’re gently nudged into: Kitchens, workplaces, parishes, neighbourhoods—the real places where “service” actually happens Honest reflection about motives, actions, and the gap between what we say we believe and what we actually do The mildly uncomfortable but ultimately hopeful territory of “Right… so what now?” It’s practical spirituality, not theoretical holiness: faith with walking shoes on. Why you might genuinely want this You’re tired of either soggy inspiration or relentless guilt-tripping, and would like something in the saner middle. You suspect “service” is supposed to be more than just signing up for the rota and occasionally moving chairs. You appreciate Christian writing that: Uses real sentences Doesn’t shout And isn’t obsessed with winning arguments online You’re quietly aware that “with Christ in service” is probably meant to describe you, not just vaguely admirable people somewhere else. Condition vs. Calling This copy is: Physically: Good – ready to withstand bags, bedside tables, kitchen tables, and being taken to church and back. Spiritually: mildly provocative – the sort of book that may cause you to put it down halfway through a chapter and think, “All right then… what am I actually doing?” It’s not one of those books you buy to look pious and never open. It’s built to be used, scribbled in, revisited—an actual working companion. Ideal for: People of faith who like their spirituality practical, not performative. Readers who are fine with being nudged, challenged and encouraged—but not shouted at. Anyone who finds the idea of buying With Christ in Service from a place called Crappy Old Books oddly perfect: grace, meet realism. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the titles can be holy, the grading is honest, and the books are more interested in changing how you live than how your shelf looks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/5000/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/with-christ-in-service-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Messenger Publications 9781910248706 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4999 The Defence of Western Europe by Drew Middleton The Defence of Western Europe (1952) By Drew Middleton | Frederick Muller ISBN: none (too early in the Cold War for barcodes) Condition: Good (calm, serious, slightly worried) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Travel back to that soothing historical moment when everyone was absolutely certain World War II had just finished… and equally certain the next one might start any minute. The Defence of Western Europe (1952) is Drew Middleton’s clear-eyed look at how, exactly, the West planned not to be steamrollered if things got exciting on the wrong side of the Iron Curtain. Think early NATO anxiety, maps with arrows pointing ominously west, and very serious men talking about divisions, supply lines and “the balance of power”. What’s going on inside? Expect: A post-war, pre-relaxed overview of Western Europe’s military posture: who has troops where, who has tanks, and who is quietly hoping diplomacy works out. Cold War analysis before it became a well-worn subject: this is written when the Cold War is brand new and terrifying, not a GCSE topic. Lots of talk about: NATO Strategy and deterrence What might happen if the Soviets push west How prepared (or not) everyone actually is It’s the kind of book where phrases like “Soviet capabilities”, “air superiority” and “forward defence” turn up quite a bit, and nobody has yet invented the phrase “geopolitical think-piece”. Tone and style Middleton was a proper war correspondent / serious journalist, so: The prose is measured, factual, and sober, not hysterical or tub-thumping. There’s a sense of: “Here are the facts, and I hope you’re suitably disturbed.” It’s filled with the calm, worried energy of someone who has actually seen what happens when strategy fails and would prefer not to repeat it. No flashy rhetoric, no modern pundit snark – just solid mid-century realism about how shaky peace can be. This particular copy Condition: Good – not a wreck, not a relic in velvet gloves. Just… good. Binding: sound, no pages staging an escape. Boards: generally presentable, with the usual light bumps or rubbing that say “I’ve been alive since 1952, what’s your excuse?” Pages: all there, reasonably clean, perfectly readable. Not “mint”. Not “fine”. Just honestly well-kept for its age, which is really all you can ask of a Cold War hardback and most people. Why you might actually want this You’re interested in the early Cold War, but you’re tired of history books written with the benefit of hindsight. This one is written while it’s happening, with none of the “we now know…” smugness. You like reading strategic analysis from a time when: Nuclear weapons were new and horrifying Europe was still rebuilding And nobody was remotely sure how any of this would end You enjoy maps, zones, alliances and occasionally thinking: “Blimey, that was a close-run thing.” It’s not a thriller, but it has the quiet tension of one, because everybody involved is very politely worried about World War III. The vibe Open it and you’re in: Offices with large wall maps. Men in suits pointing at central Europe with pencils. A world where Germany is a strategic problem, not a stag weekend location. No internet, no email leaks, no think-tank Twitter threads. Just carefully argued chapters about how to stop Western Europe becoming a battlefield again. Not just for military buffs Yes, it’s defence policy and strategy, but it’s also: A snapshot of what the West thought about itself in 1952: its strengths, its fears, its assumptions. A companion piece to any general Cold War history – this gives you the flavour of how things felt up close, not forty years later. Weirdly comforting, in a “we’ve always been one bad decision away from disaster” kind of way. Ideal for: Cold War nerds, NATO enthusiasts and map addicts. People who enjoy serious non-fiction written in clear English without bullet-pointed “key takeaways”. Anyone who’s ever looked at modern news and thought, “Surely this was all simpler in the 1950s?” (Spoiler: it wasn’t.) Readers who appreciate the mild absurdity of buying The Defence of Western Europe—a sober, strategic survey—from somewhere called Crappy Old Books. Supplied by Crappy Old Books, where the topics are grave, the condition is Good, and the continent is—just about—still defended. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4999/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-defence-of-western-europe-nov-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Muller no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4997 No Passing Glory by Andrew Boyle No Passing Glory (1955) By Andrew Boyle | Collins ISBN: none (heroes pre-date barcodes) Condition: Very Good (suspiciously well-behaved) Offered by: Crappy Old Books For once, we have a war biography where the book isn’t the one that’s been through hell. No Passing Glory (1955) is Andrew Boyle’s full-throttle biography of one of those almost-too-heroic-to-be-real RAF types – courage, medals, impossible missions, the lot. It’s the story of a man who spent World War II flying into the sort of situations most of us would use as an excuse to call in sick, told in that brisk, mid-century way that considers understatement a moral duty. What’s going on inside? Expect: Night-time RAF missions over enemy territory, when “sat-nav” meant “you, a map, and blind optimism”. Long sequences where the correct response to the situation is: “You did WHAT in an aircraft?” Portraits of courage, leadership and stoic madness that occasionally sound like they were written about a completely different species of human. A post-war reckoning: what happens when a man who has lived at full blast tries to adapt to peace, bureaucracy and civilians. Boyle doesn’t just list sorties. He builds a whole character study of duty, risk and moral strain, the kind of thing you tell yourself you’re only going to dip into and then it’s suddenly midnight. This particular copy Here’s the suspicious part: The condition is Very Good. Yes, really. At Crappy Old Books. We’re a bit alarmed too. The boards are clean and presentable, the spine is firm, and the pages are politely staying where they were put. Normal, gentle signs of age might be present – a bit of toning, maybe a neat name inside – but nothing dramatic. No alarming stains, no structural drama, no sense that it’s survived a flood, a dog, or a careless toddler. It’s the sort of copy you could show to a moderately fussy collector without needing to preface it with an apology. Tone and style This is 1950s serious biography, which means: Lots of measured, competent prose: no histrionics, no cinematic slow-motion, just calm descriptions of outrageous danger. A deep respect for things like honour, service and responsibility, expressed without irony. The occasional sentence that makes you stop and think, “Right, that’s more courage than I intend to display in my entire lifetime.” If you like your war stories grim, heroic and written before everyone discovered post-modern cynicism, this is squarely in your lane. Why you might unexpectedly want this You’re fascinated by RAF history, bomber command, or the sort of people who seem to have been born allergic to self-preservation. You enjoy biographies where the subject actually did things, as opposed to having a brand strategy. You’re partial to mid-century hardbacks that look proper on a shelf – dark cloth, sober type, the quiet authority of “Collins” on the title page. You find it mildly thrilling to buy a genuinely Very Good copy from somewhere called Crappy Old Books, as if you’ve cheated the system a little. The vibe Open this and you’re in: Briefing rooms filled with smoke, maps and very tired men. Airfields at night, engines revving, everyone pretending this is all quite normal. The peculiar emotional territory of a generation that did terrifying things and then went home and didn’t talk about it much. No CGI, no pumping soundtrack, just the matter-of-fact retelling of real events that would absolutely qualify as “unreasonable risk” on any insurance form. Not just for military obsessives Yes, it’s a war biography, but it’s also: A study of character under pressure – what leadership looks like when failure isn’t an option. A picture of a very specific British mixture of modesty, bravery and occasional madness. A time capsule of how we used to write about heroism: serious, respectful, completely un-ironic. If you like stories about people doing difficult, frightening, necessary things – and then living with the consequences – this scratches that itch very effectively. Ideal for: Readers who think “a quiet evening in with a wartime biography” sounds genuinely appealing. People who still occasionally stand in front of a shelf and think, “I should really own one serious book about a proper war hero.” Anyone who appreciates the neat contradiction of No Passing Glory being sold in Very Good condition by a shop that cheerfully calls itself Crappy Old Books. Reported present and correct by Crappy Old Books, where the courage is epic, the prose is mid-century crisp, and—just this once—the condition is actually rather impressive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4997/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/no-passing-glory-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4996 The White Ladies of Worcester by Florence L Barclay The White Ladies of Worcester (1922) By Florence L. Barclay | G. P. Putnam’s Sons ISBN: none (too Edwardian to be numbered) Condition: Fair (faded romance, functioning spine) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Step delicately into a world where emotion is high, hemlines are low, and everyone has far more feelings than modern life normally allows. This is The White Ladies of Worcester (1922), by Florence L. Barclay – purveyor of earnest romance, noble self-sacrifice and the kind of spiritual suffering that pairs beautifully with a pot of tea. What’s it about (in the vaguest, most dramatic terms)? Imagine: Medieval(ish) Worcester, cloisters, convent walls and atmospheric stone corridors. White Ladies – not ghosts (probably), but religious women dealing with vows, duty and inconvenient hearts. Heroic, tortured people trying to decide whether they love God, each other, or simply the idea of being very noble and unhappy. There will be: Deep sighs. Lofty principles. Long internal monologues about honour, sacrifice and doing The Right Thing in a dramatically inconvenient way. It’s the sort of novel where someone can stare out of a window for a page and a half and you just know their life will never be the same again. About this particular copy Condition: Fair – which in Crappy Old Books dialect means: The book is absolutely readable. The binding is still doing its job, even if it occasionally grumbles. The cover and pages show visible age and wear – rubbing, possible foxing, maybe a name inscribed in the front by someone who believed books should never be anonymous. Not falling apart. Not pristine. Squarely in the “I have lived on shelves and in bedrooms and maybe in a box for a bit” category. If “Near Fine” is your natural habitat, this copy may give you palpitations. If you find charm in scruffy survivors, you’re among friends. The aesthetic This is 1922 melodrama in book form: The prose: rich, slightly old-fashioned, absolutely sincere. The mood: devout, emotional, wholesomely intense. The atmosphere: half gothic, half Sunday sermon, with bonus romance. It’s a world where: People make life-altering decisions based on conscience and duty rather than text messages. Honour is a real thing, not just a word deployed in awkward corporate mission statements. Feelings are discussed in sentences longer than modern tweets. Why you might secretly want this You enjoy romantic drama with religious overtones, preferably involving cloisters and moral crises. You like the idea of reading something that no algorithm has recommended to you, ever. You’re fond of novels where everyone is extremely sincere, sometimes slightly absurdly so, and yet you find yourself emotionally invested anyway. You believe that if you’re going to read about painful self-sacrifice, it may as well be written by someone from the early 20th century who really means it. Fair, not flawless This copy is: Perfectly suited to being read in an armchair, on a train, in bed, or in a mildly draughty room with a blanket. Not remotely suited to being locked in a glass case and admired with a monocle. The ideal sort of book to acquire when you want experience, not exhibition grade. You can dog-ear a page (we won’t tell), slip in a train ticket as a bookmark, and generally treat it like a book and not a relic. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the romances are old, the condition is honest, and the White Ladies of Worcester are still quietly suffering in Fair-but-readable hardback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4996/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-white-ladies-of-worcester-nov-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books GP Putnam no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4994 Battle Picture Weekly Annual 1979 by Fleetway Battle Picture Weekly Annual 1979 (1979) By Fleetway | IPC Magazines ISBN: 0850374057 Condition: Good (battle-tested but still in fighting shape) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Fix bayonets and adjust your nostalgia goggles: this is the Battle Picture Weekly Annual 1979, a hardback chunk of pure British war-comic energy from the days when childhood reading consisted mostly of explosions, grit and officers shouting in block capitals. This is the annual tie-in to Battle Picture Weekly, the comic that specialised in brave idiots, doomed missions, terrifying sergeant-majors and tanks that exploded at least once per story, often twice for luck. What’s lurking between the boards Inside, you are cordially invited to: March through comic strips filled with mud, shrapnel, and men with names like “Bouncer”, “Nails” or “Killer” who’ve never heard of emotional vulnerability. Plough into text stories where a plucky underdog turns the tide of war in about four pages flat, through a combination of reckless bravery and convenient plotting. Encounter “factual” features about real-life battles, weapons, aircraft and vehicles, illustrated with an enthusiasm for hardware that would make any history teacher nervously proud. Enjoy a generous serving of SFX dialogue: “RAT-A-TAT!”, “WHAMM!”, and “YE GODS!” delivered at maximum volume. It’s peak late-70s boys’ annual: loud, earnest, a bit dodgy historically, and completely uninterested in your modern concepts like nuance or subtlety. Condition: Good (like a veteran with a few scuffs) “Good” in Crappy Old Books language means: The covers are solid, the spine is intact, and the book is in no danger of desertion. All pages are present and readable – no missing missions, no mysteriously absent finales. There’s the expected amount of light wear: mild rubbing, maybe a bumped corner, perhaps a faint sense it once lived under a bed next to some Lego and a model Spitfire. Nothing is taped together, falling out, or smelling like it was rescued from a trench. Not a pristine, shrink-wrapped relic – more like a seasoned corporal: a bit worn, still absolutely functional, and quietly unimpressed by your standards. The vibe Open this and you’re immediately back in: A world where every problem can be solved by courage, shouting and grenades, in roughly that order. The era when “character development” meant a sergeant briefly admitting he respects you before throwing you into another obviously suicidal mission. Living rooms with brown carpets, orange curtains and a small human absolutely glued to a war comic annual while breakfast goes cold. There are no trigger warnings, no content notes, and no reflective afterword. Just sweaty, intense war stories and a firm belief that sound effects are a literary device. Not for the museum-grade collector (and that’s fine) This is not: A mint, factory-fresh, never-opened showpiece. Something to slab in plastic and brag about on grading forums. An item that will double as your pension plan. This is: A properly readable annual designed to be handled by actual humans. Perfect for sofa reading, shed reading, train reading or “I’ll just flick through one story while the kettle boils” reading. Something you can leave lying around without having a panic attack if someone under 12 picks it up. In other words, it’s for people who actually like comics as comics, not as financial instruments. Ideal for: Former Battle-reading kids now masquerading as grown-ups who “don’t really buy comics anymore” (sure you don’t). Fans of old British war comics who think the three pillars of civilisation are Commando, Battle, and tea. Anyone who appreciates the quietly perfect absurdity of a violently dramatic war annual being sold by a place called Crappy Old Books. Collectors who prefer their books honest rather than flawless. Reported back for duty by Crappy Old Books, where the annuals are a bit worn, the grading is truthful, and the barrage of “KRAKOOM!” has been going strong since 1979. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4994/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/battle-picture-weekly-annual-1979-nov-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books IPC Magazines 9780850374056 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4993 Battle Picture Weekly Annual 1980 by Fleetway Battle Picture Weekly Annual 1980 (1980) By Fleetway | IPC Maghazines (yes, really) ISBN: 085037393X Condition: Good (hardened veteran, still on active duty) Available from: Crappy Old Books Lock and load, soldier: this is the Battle Picture Weekly Annual 1980, from back when British boys’ comics were 90% explosions, 8% gritted teeth and 2% someone saying “You flaming idiot, Yank!” in a word balloon. This is the hardback annual spin-off from Battle Picture Weekly, the comic that gave an entire generation highly dramatic and historically dubious ideas about World War II, heroism, and how often tanks explode. Inside the ammo crate Expect a full arsenal of: Comic strips filled with doomed platoons, tough sergeants and more shrapnel than health and safety would ever approve of. Text stories written in that breathless “No time for nuance, we’ve got a war to win” style. Probably a few features, pin-ups, or fact pages about real weapons, real battles and possibly advice on how to build a model Spitfire without gluing yourself to the table. You’re getting peak late-70s/early-80s boys’ comic energy: Square jaws Shouting officers Sound effects like “RATATAT!” and “WHOOOM!” And at least one character who refers to Germans exclusively as “Jerries”. Condition: Good (for a veteran of the bedroom floor) “Good” here means: The boards are solid, the spine intact, and the pages all present and readable. Expect some rubbing, edgewear, maybe a bumped corner or two – because this has almost certainly done time on carpets, under beds, and next to bowls of cereal. The colours may be slightly softened by age, but the explosions are still extremely committed. No catastrophic damage, no desperate tape repairs holding everything together. Just honest, lived-in wear from a life of being actually read. In grading terms, this is not “mint” or “as new”. It is proudly “kid-owned in 1980 and somehow still alive”, which is much more interesting. The vibe Open this annual and you are instantly transported to: A world of Saturday morning cartoons but angrier and with bayonets. A Britain where boys’ comics were allowed to be quite bleak, oddly political and casually traumatic, as long as there were enough tanks and grenades. The unique smell of an old annual: ink, paper, and the faint psychic residue of someone reading it while eating crisps. You do not need to approach this book with solemn reverence. You approach it with: A cup of tea Possibly some biscuits The willingness to suspend disbelief about how often one small squad can single-handedly win the war. Not a museum piece – and that’s the point This is not some CGC-graded artefact to be sealed in acrylic and whispered about. This is: A readable, handleable, re-flippable annual Ideal for sofa, shed, train, or “I’ll just have a quick look at one story” that turns into an hour A thing to be enjoyed, not archived If your collecting style is more “nostalgic chaos gremlin” than “archivist with a magnifying glass”, this will suit you fine. Ideal for: Anyone who grew up with Battle, Warlord, or Commando and still secretly thinks “War stories are better with sound effects”. Comic fans who prefer the earthy, pulpy charm of old British weeklies to slick, modern crossovers. People who are comforted by the idea that something called Battle Picture Weekly Annual is being sold by a shop called Crappy Old Books. It just feels… right. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the explosions are inked, the uniforms are slightly historically suspect, and the annuals are still standing after forty-odd years on the front line. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4993/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/battle-picture-weekly-annual-1980-nov-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books IPC Maghazines 9780850373936 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4992 Superman Official Annual 1980 by DC Comics Superman Official Annual 1980 (1980) By DC Comics | Egmont Publishing ISBN: 9780860301967 Condition: Fair (heroic but a bit battle-worn) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Up, up and… slightly scuffed. This is the Superman Official Annual 1980, a gloriously chunky hardback from the era when superhero fandom involved Christmas stockings, felt-tip pens, and breakfast cereal, not graded slabs and humidity-controlled vaults. The book itself This is proper old-school Superman: Big, bright full-colour strips, back when four-colour printing and slightly off-register inks were part of the charm. Likely a mix of comics, text stories, puzzles and features, all wrapped up in that unmistakable late-70s/early-80s annual format: slightly stiff paper, boldly optimistic layouts, and captions that assume you have the attention span of a normal child, not a device-juggling adult. No variant covers. No lenticular holograms. Just straightforward “Here’s Superman, please enjoy”. Condition: Fair (like a Superman who’s been through a few scrapes) Let’s be honest: The spine is a bit dog-eared – not disintegrating, not tragic, just clearly the veteran of many shelf rescues and bedtime re-reads. The covers may show rubbing, corner wear, and the odd mark that says “I once lived in a real house with real children.” Inside, it’s quite readable – pages present, comic panels intact, word balloons legible. No promises of minty perfection. No “as new”. This one has seen some action, which is entirely on-brand for a Superman book. If you’re the kind of collector who uses phrases like “Near Fine” and “unread copy” in normal conversation, this is probably not for you. If you just want to actually read the thing, it absolutely is. Not for the pristine museum crowd This is not: A candidate for CGC grading. Something you keep in a Mylar sleeve and show to guests from six feet away. A book that will impress anyone who uses the word “investment” about comics. This is: A cheerfully battered annual that wants to be opened, flipped through and enjoyed, preferably with a cup of tea and some biscuits. Perfect for someone who remembers these from childhood and doesn’t mind a few scars on the cover because, frankly, so do they. The sort of thing you can leave on the coffee table without worrying that someone might gaspingly damage its resale value. The vibe Think: Rainy school holidays. Crisps in a bowl. You on the sofa, reading a Superman annual for the fifth time because it’s there and it’s comforting. The slightly worn spine just adds authenticity. This isn’t a museum object; it’s a survivor of real life, which is arguably far more heroic. Ideal for: Nostalgic readers who want to revisit a more innocent era of Kryptonian adventures. People who think books and comics are for reading, not just photographing for social media. Anyone who loves the idea of buying a Superman annual labelled “Condition: Fair” from a place called Crappy Old Books and feeling like that’s exactly as it should be. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the spines are dog-eared, the grading is honest, and Superman still saves the day in slightly worn hardback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4992/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/superman-official-annual-1980-nov-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Egmont Publishing 9780860301967 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4990 The Film Show Annual by Film Show Annual The Film Show Annual (c.1950) By… Film Show Annual (the Ronseal of author names) Publisher: Film Show Annual | ISBN: none (pure, pre-barcode cinema) Condition: Good (manky but game) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Step right up for The Film Show Annual, a gloriously dog-eared love letter to mid-20th century cinema, from approximately 1950 – the year is an educated guess based on the films inside: Quo Vadis, Annie Get Your Gun, and The Way to the Stars all strut their stuff across its pages like they own the place. This is not a cool, minimalist coffee-table book. This is a proper old annual, the sort that once lived in real houses with real ashtrays and people who said “Shall we go to the pictures?” like it was an event. Dating the star The year isn’t printed anywhere helpful because: The first inner page is missing – presumably the one that said “1950” (or thereabouts) in a big optimistic font. So we’re going by internal evidence: the featured films. Think of it as cinephile carbon dating. You don’t get the comfort of an exact year, you get the fun of deduction. Very on-brand for old film fans. Condition: Good (for a book that’s lived a life) Let’s not pretend this is pristine: It’s quite manky – the sort of lived-in condition that suggests it’s passed through multiple hands, bedrooms, and possibly attics. There’s a touch of damp to the top of the spine – not “swamp relic”, just that faint staining and warping that says “I may have been stored near a window or in an overly optimistic shed.” The first inner page is missing, but: All actual reading pages are intact. The content: still there. The glamour: slightly foxed, but present. Structurally, it’s sound. Nothing is threatening to fall out. The binding has decided to soldier on. If you’re expecting museum-grade condition, you’ve wandered into the wrong shop. If you want something solid but shabby, you’re right at home. What’s inside (besides nostalgia and paper fibres) You can reasonably expect: Stills, write-ups and breathless copy about films like Quo Vadis, Annie Get Your Gun, and The Way to the Stars. Publicity photos of stars staring meaningfully into the middle distance. Confident declarations about the glory of cinema delivered in that upright, slightly earnest tone of post-war optimism. The wonderful sense that everything in film is huge, new, and terribly important, even if you’ve now seen all of it on a streaming service while half-distracted by your phone. This is cinema from a time when colour was still a treat, soundtracks were grand, and nobody had invented the phrase “multiverse”. How to use this book (realistically) This is not: A candidate for encapsulation in plastic. A fragile relic to be flipped through with white gloves in a climate-controlled vault. Something you need to apologise to if you read it outdoors. This is: A perfect book to read in the garden, on a park bench, in a deckchair, or on a scruffy sofa. Something you can leave open while you drink tea, without having a panic attack about condition reports. Ideal for anyone who wants to enjoy old cinema ephemera rather than worship it from afar. It’s built for real-world use, not curatorial anxiety. Ideal for: People who like old films and don’t mind their books a bit tatty and honest. Anyone who enjoys the phrase “Film Annual” and remembers when stars were “screen idols” rather than “content creators”. Readers who prefer that their movie nostalgia be slightly damp and missing a page, because frankly, that’s how real life works. Those who want to flip through pictures of old stars and think “Good grief, look at those costumes” while their tea goes cold. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the volumes are manky, the dates are sometimes approximate, the spines occasionally a bit damp, but the movie magic is still very much in focus. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4990/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-film-show-annual-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Film Show Annual no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4989 The Devils Advocate by Morris West The Devil’s Advocate (1959) – Morris West Heinemann | ISBN: none (too classy for numbers) Condition: Good (with a gentle, lived-in curve) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Here we have The Devil’s Advocate, Morris West’s classic Vatican-and-conscience drama from 1959 – the sort of novel in which people wrestle with faith, morality and politics while wearing proper suits and never once checking their phones. This is the Heinemann hardback, from that era when modern fiction came in sensible cloth, and the most controversial thing about a book was what was going on inside it, not the dust jacket blurb. The story, roughly and respectfully Inside, you get: A dying English priest sent to a poor, sun-scorched Italian village to argue against the canonisation of a local “saint”. Vatican politics, local secrets, and the awkward realisation that holiness, humanity and hypocrisy all like to hang around in the same room. Lots of moral grey areas, soul-searching conversations and the occasional moment where you, a modern reader, think: “Ah yes, organised religion and complicated human beings. Nothing could possibly go wrong.” It’s one of those mid-century novels that manages to be both very Catholic and very universal, which is quite a trick. The physical confession Now, about the copy itself. Condition: Good – genuinely good, not code for “held together with prayers and a rubber band”. The pages are all there. They’re not falling out. You can read it without needing a support crew. However, this particular volume has a slight curvature – as if it has spent some years at the bottom of a pile of crap (papers, other books, possibly an ornamental vase and last year’s phone bill). The curve is subtle, not wild. We’re talking “gentle bend” rather than “banana in crisis”. Importantly, it will sit straight on a shelf, and there’s a fair chance it will gradually flatten out over time, especially if granted the dignity of vertical storage instead of being used as a structural support for household clutter. So yes, the curvature does slightly detract from its pristine collectable status. If you’re the kind of collector who wears cotton gloves and says “Near Fine” with a tremor in your voice, this may not be The One. If, however, you prefer a book that looks like it has actually lived in a house, rather than a vacuum-sealed vault, you’re fine. Readability and vibe Perfectly readable – no issues there. The text is clear, the binding sound, nothing flaking away in horror at your touch. The curve adds a faint air of mid-century domestic realism: this is the sort of book that might once have sat on a bedside table next to a glass of water and a pair of reading glasses, before being nudged into a stack and forgotten for a decade. It has that quiet, respectable presence of a book that has survived both time and questionable storage decisions. On the shelf, it says: “I am a serious novel about faith, doubt and human frailty.” Up close, it quietly adds: “…and I’ve probably been under a phone directory since 1987.” Ideal for: Readers who like theological and moral drama without needing explosions. People who enjoy that late-50s literary tone: thoughtful, slightly austere, and very sure cigarettes are an acceptable narrative accessory. Book lovers who don’t mind a little wonkiness in their physical copies, especially when the words themselves are perfectly intact. Anyone who appreciates the poetic irony of a novel about spiritual strain being physically… gently strained. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where some volumes are slightly bent, none are spiritually perfect, and all of them are still very much worth reading. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4989/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-develis-advocate-nov-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4988 Short Stories of To-Day by Various Short Stories of To-Day (c.1930) By Various (all terribly contemporary… for 1930) Harrap | ISBN: none, obviously | Condition: Good (structurally honest, emotionally dramatic) Available from: Crappy Old Books Here we have Short Stories of To-Day, an anthology from around 1930, back when “to-day” still had a hyphen and modernity involved trams, wireless sets and respectable hats. This is a collection of tales by Various – that mysterious, hard-working author who somehow appears in every anthology and never gets top billing. Inside you’ll find stories that were once aggressively up-to-date: relationships, moral tangles, awkward conversations in drawing rooms, possibly someone making a bold life decision and then having tea about it. About the book’s… exposed inner life So, confession time: The front and back endpapers have been torn out. Gone. Vanished. Perhaps in a fit of literary intensity, perhaps because someone needed scrap paper in 1954. Their dramatic absence means you can now see the cloth netting of the spine – the book’s underlying skeletal framework, previously modestly concealed, now on full display like it’s auditioning for Book Anatomy: A Visual Guide. And yet: Despite this slightly theatrical undressing, the book is structurally sound. The text block is holding together properly, not flapping around like a bored seagull. The pages are all present, readable, and not disintegrating in your hands. In other words: it looks worse than it is – a very on-brand trait for both humans and old hardbacks. Condition: Good (with a bit of gothic charm) “Good” here means: Spine: intact (if slightly revealing). Pages: securely held, perfectly readable. No crisis-level damage. General wear: the expected light scuffs, ageing and patina of a book that has survived somewhere between two and three generations of “to-day”. Collectability: still absolutely collectable – especially if you enjoy books with visible history and a touch of “I’ve seen some things”. This is not a prissy, untouched, glass-cabinet specimen. It’s a working anthology with some visible hardware. Why you might actually want this You enjoy the irony of a book called Short Stories of To-Day which now qualifies as a fully fledged historical artefact. You like your books to show a bit of their bookish skeleton – a reminder that under all those covers and decorative papers, there’s a very real structure doing its best. You’re fond of interwar fiction – that peculiarly poised moment between world wars, between Edwardian hangover and mid-century angst, when people were still writing about ordinary lives with quietly sharp teeth. You appreciate that this copy is honestly worn, not artificially “distressed” by a modern decorator with sandpaper and a Pinterest board. The vibe Imagine a school library, a small-town lending library, or a quiet front room with a standard lamp and someone saying, “I don’t want a whole novel, just something short before bed.” This anthology is made for that – compact, varied, and politely literary. The stories inside are from what was then “now” and is now very much “then”. That’s part of the charm: you get everyday drama, social nuance and emotional crises from almost a century ago, all dressed in period manners and old-fashioned dialogue. The slightly exposed spine netting just adds a hint of gothic-industrial chic: On a shelf, it looks like a veteran. In the hand, it feels reassuringly solid. Open, it behaves exactly as a book should: it lets you read it and doesn’t fall apart. What more do you actually need? Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the endpapers are sometimes missing, the spine netting sometimes shows, but the stories are still very much alive – for yesterday, to-day, and whatever we’re calling this century. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4988/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/short-stories-of-today-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4987 Mathematics for Technical Students - Part One by A Geary, HV Lowry and HA Hayden Mathematics for Technical Students – Part One (1952) By A. Geary, H. V. Lowry & H. A. Hayden Longmans, Green & Co. | ISBN: gloriously none Condition: Good (sturdy, slightly stern) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Here it is: the book from that post-war era when “technical student” meant you will one day be responsible for an actual bridge not falling down. Mathematics for Technical Students – Part One (1952) is a proper, no-nonsense textbook from Longmans, written for the slide-rule generation. This isn’t “maths for personal growth” or “numeracy for the mildly curious”. This is: you’re going into engineering, lad/lass, better get your trigonometry in order. What sort of beast is this? Part One – which, in classic 1950s fashion, assumes you’ll obediently progress to Part Two and possibly never escape. Written by A. Geary, H. V. Lowry and H. A. Hayden, a trio who clearly believed that what technical students needed most was less comfort and more algebra. Published by Longmans, back when textbook publishers expected students to own a single book for years, annotate it in fountain pen and never complain about the lack of cartoons. Inside you can reasonably expect: pages of carefully graded examples, equations that mean business, and the sort of diagrams that look harmless until you’re asked to calculate something involving angles, forces and “take moments about point A”. Condition: Good (and not in the modern estate-agent sense) “Good” here means: The book is solidly bound and fully readable, not an exercise in loose-leaf chaos. There will be some ageing, shelfwear, and general patina of academic effort – maybe some pencilled answers, perhaps a faint ring where a mug once stood guard during revision. Nothing crucial is missing, falling out, or on fire. It looks like it has taught people things, which is frankly what it was printed for. No dust-jacket miracles, no claim to be “as new”. It’s seventy-odd years old and has clearly been in the same room as real students, real desks and possibly a real T-square. Who is this for? Nostalgic engineers and technicians who miss the days when maths diagrams were hand-drawn and nobody asked if the course came with an app. People who find comfort in phrases like “Resolve the forces” and “Let x be the unknown”. Collectors of old-school technical textbooks, especially the sort that assume you already know what a slide rule is and don’t need your hand held. Anyone who wants a maths book that looks like it could plausibly be used as both a teaching aid and a blunt instrument in a staffroom dispute. The vibe This is pre-whiteboard mathematics. No colour coding, no “fun margins”, no mascot explaining fractions. Just earnest text, numbered examples and the quiet implication that if you don’t understand, you might consider trying harder. It’s the sort of book you imagine opened on a draughting table, next to a set square and a slightly smudged plan of something important. It doesn’t want to “demystify maths” or “make learning fun”. It wants you to know how to do it properly so the roof stays up. If you’ve ever wanted a textbook that treats you like a serious person with a brain and a sharp pencil, Mathematics for Technical Students – Part One (1952) is ready. Supplied by Crappy Old Books, where the branding is shabby, the stock is honest, and the maths still assumes you can cope without a calculator. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4987/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mathematics-for-technical-students-part-one-nov-2025.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4986 Billion-Dollar Brain by Len Deighton Billion-Dollar Brain (1966) – Len Deighton Jonathan Cape | ISBN: nobly absent | Condition: Good (with character) Sold, somewhat proudly, by Crappy Old Books Here we have Billion-Dollar Brain, Len Deighton’s gloriously twisty Cold War caper, from that golden age when computers filled rooms, wore suits, and were described as “Electronic Data Processing” with a straight face. This is the 1966 Jonathan Cape edition, the proper hardback, not one of those flimsy later things. It has lived an actual life, done genuine service, and collected a few very Cold-War-appropriate scars along the way. The plot (of the book, not the condition) Inside, it’s still classic Deighton: A slightly shambolic, nameless spy dragged into a world of megalomaniacs, dodgy conspiracies and a ludicrously over-hyped computer. The titular “billion-dollar brain” – a mighty Honeywell-powered system that promises to run revolutions and world-saving operations using punch cards and optimism. Layers of irony, bureaucracy, and double-dealing that prove once again that the most dangerous thing in espionage is not the enemy… it’s management. All of that, happily intact. The condition report (aka: the real espionage file) Condition: Good – not “near fine”, not “museum piece”, but solid, honest, and perfectly readable. The sort of book that looks like it’s actually been read, which in this case is absolutely true. Ex-library from City Hospital library – yes, this one moonlighted as professional entertainment for staff and patients. Expect the usual artefacts of institutional life: possibly stamps, codes, and the faint aura of being borrowed by someone on a night shift in 1973 who needed a break from reality. First endpaper torn out – normally, this wouldn’t be a big deal. Endpapers are the book equivalent of decorative foyer space. However, this particular one carried the second half of a Honeywell Electronic Data Processing sheet that started on the front inner cover. So the surviving half is now a sort of tantalising relic of mid-60s computing evangelism. You get: The front inner cover with the first half of the Honeywell EDP sheet – a glorious period flavour note. Then… a neatly absent first endpaper, taking the rest of the Honeywell boasting with it. In espionage terms, it’s like having half the secret dossier: enough to intrigue, not enough to indict. However, endpaper is repeated in back, so you do get the whole picture. Ding on spine – a noticeable but non-structural dent. Nothing is torn, nothing broken. Think of it as: “Previously dropped during a moment of suspense.” Or perhaps, more plausibly: “Lightly whacked against a book trolley in City Hospital sometime during the 1980s.” Either way, it’s cosmetic, not catastrophic. Why this battered beauty is still brilliant It’s first and foremost a reading copy, not a shrine. You can actually open it without having to put on white gloves and whisper an apology to a collector’s society. The partial Honeywell EDP sheet is unintentionally perfect: Deighton’s whole book is about the myth of the all-powerful machine, and here your copy literally has a fragment of 1960s data-processing propaganda glued to the front. It’s like having a themed ex libris that just got a bit too enthusiastic with the scissors. The ex-City Hospital library provenance adds a strange charm: this isn’t just a spy novel, it’s a piece of quiet working history. It has probably sat on a shelf next to books on cardiology, industrial injuries, and “How to Stop Smoking”, waiting patiently for someone who prefers fiction involving dead drops and unreliable allies. Ideal for: Readers who like their Cold War thrillers with a side of Cold War technology worship. Nostalgics for the era when the word “computer” conjured a room full of metal cabinets and men in short-sleeved shirts, not a rectangle in your pocket. People who enjoy the sheer cheek of buying a book about a billion-dollar brain from a place called Crappy Old Books. Anyone who secretly prefers their books a bit flawed, as if they’ve already lived through several classified operations. This copy will not win any beauty contests judged by mint-condition purists. But it has provenance, personality, and just the right amount of damage to feel authentic. The story is all there, the pages are ready, and the only thing missing is the rest of Honeywell’s sales pitch—which, frankly, you can imagine. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the spines occasionally have dings, the endpapers occasionally escape, but the stories are still very much alive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4986/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/billion-dollar-brain-nov-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4985 The Poetical Works of John Milton by John Milton The Poetical Works of John Milton (1904) By John Milton (who else?) | Henry Frowde, Oxford University Press ISBN: bravely none | Condition: Good (the classic, honest kind) Available from: Crappy Old Books Finally: a book that will both improve your soul and your bookshelf. This is The Poetical Works of John Milton, 1904 edition, the sort of volume that looks like it should be read in a high-backed chair by someone who sighs deeply and says “Ah, Milton” at least once an evening. Printed by Henry Frowde, the then-Oxford University Press supremo, this is not some half-hearted, flimsy “selected poems” job. This is the full-fat Miltonic experience: Paradise Lost, Paradise Regained, the sonnets, the odes – all the verbal thunder you could want, in one satisfyingly old-school volume. Bibliographic drama (such as it is) No ISBN – of course not. This book was already lecturing people about virtue and free will long before the ISBN system turned up with a clipboard. Condition: Good – not “mint”, not “as new”, because that would be weird for a book older than several entire countries. Instead, expect: gentle wear, rubbed corners, maybe a name in the front from 1912 belonging to someone who definitely had Opinions about blank verse. Solid, tidy, and absolutely ready for another century of being intermittently read and often admired. Likely to feature that slightly dignified old-book smell, somewhere between “antiquarian library” and “attic where nothing bad has ever happened”. What you’re signing up for This is Milton, so: Epic battles in Heaven Long, majestic lines that don’t care about your modern attention span Satan being awkwardly charismatic in a way that has confused undergraduates for about 300 years A lot of theology, politics, and high-grade moral wrestling wrapped in some of the richest English ever written If you’ve ever wanted to say “I really must re-read Paradise Lost” and actually have the physical object to back up your lie, this is your moment. Why this edition still slaps (quietly, and in Latin where necessary) It’s from 1904, that golden era when publishers assumed you might have a working brain and didn’t need everything in bite-sized text with pastel graphics. The layout is typically Oxford-serious: no nonsense, proper fonts, designed for real reading rather than casual flipping. It’s the kind of book that makes your shelves look 34% more educated just by existing. No illustrations screaming for attention. No “study questions” at the back. No “Now a Major Motion Picture” banner. Just John Milton and several hundred pages of him absolutely refusing to be brief. Ideal for: People who think Kindle highlights are all very well but secretly want to press a real finger into a real margin while they mutter, “That’s rather good, actually.” Readers who like their literature with a touch of doom, a lot of theology, and regular visits to Hell. Decorators of bookshelves who still maintain, with a straight face, that all their books are “in active rotation”. Anyone who wants to own a work of cosmic rebellion and divine judgement sold, rather wonderfully, by a company called Crappy Old Books. In short: this is proper Milton, in a proper old volume, with no ISBN, no dust jacket hype, and zero remorse. It will not send you notifications, track your reading progress, or congratulate you for finishing Book I. It will, however, sit there patiently, waiting for the moment you decide you’re finally ready for 17th-century epic poetry about the fall of man. Brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the branding is self-deprecating, but the literature is unapologetically immortal. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4985/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/milton-nov-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Henry Frowde no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4984 Trees by Janet Harvey Kelman Trees (c.1920) – Janet Harvey Kelman Thomas Nelson & Sons | ISBN: nobly non-existent | Condition: Good (honestly, not euphemistically) Purveyed by: Crappy Old Books Behold a time when learning about trees did not involve an app, a push notification, or being told to “engage with nature” via a mindfulness subscription. Instead, you got a sturdy little book, a sharp pencil, and perhaps a stern teacher at Camden School for Girls saying, “Now, class, identify the beech.” This is Trees by Janet Harvey Kelman, circa 1920: a small, sincere volume that takes its subject very seriously indeed, but carries about it the gentle charm of a school nature walk where everyone is slightly cold and pretending not to be bored. What’s inside the bark 32 coloured pictures – proper plates, carefully printed, showing trees in their respectable, pre-Instagram glory. No filters, no “aesthetic”, just beautifully earnest illustrations of trunks, branches and leaves. No ISBN – this book predates the era when everything had to be machine-scannable. It lives in the wild west of publishing, where books simply were, and no one asked them for numbers. Ex Camden School for Girls copy – likely handled by generations of pupils who underlined things very carefully (or not at all, depending on teacher strictness). Expect possible school stamps, old ink, and the faint echo of a long-forgotten exam question about the horse chestnut. Condition: Good – which in old-book language means: it’s got some dignity, a bit of wear, possibly scuffed corners, perhaps a slightly shaken spine, but absolutely not on the verge of flinging its pages at the floor in despair. Why you might inexplicably need this book You secretly love trees and want to pretend you’re doing “serious botanical study” while actually just admiring the pictures. You enjoy owning things that once belonged to a real school, because “Ex Camden School for Girls” sounds dramatically more academic than “bought online at 2am”. You appreciate the delicious irony of a lovingly illustrated, century-old work of natural history being sold by a place called Crappy Old Books. (We’re realists, not rebranders.) This isn’t a glossy coffee-table thing for people who say “I’m really into nature” but only go as far as their patio. This is a quiet, well-mannered classroom survivor, the sort of book that assumes you might genuinely want to know the difference between one leaf and another, and doesn’t feel the need to shout about it. The vibe Think: assembly hall, wooden desks, ink wells, and a teacher who can identify oaks at 100 yards. The illustrations have that gentle, slightly faded early 20th-century colour that suggests careful printing and none of this “vibrancy boosted to 300%” nonsense. Each plate is a miniature portrait of a tree that almost certainly knows more about patience than you do. There are no life hacks, no quizzes to discover “Which tree are you?”, and not a single QR code. Just trees, drawn and described with calm, quietly obsessive attention. If you crave a small hit of old-fashioned scholarliness – or you just want a book that smells faintly of library and feels like it should be opened with clean hands – this is very much your sort of thing. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the branding is shoddy, the stock is venerable, and the trees are still standing proudly in 32 coloured pictures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4984/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/trees-nov-2025.jpg 40.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4983 Flowers by Janet Harvey Kelman Flowers (c.1920) – Janet Harvey Kelman Thomas Nelson & Sons | ISBN: gloriously none | Condition: Good-ish (in that honest, old-book way) Purveyed by: Crappy Old Books Step away from your screen and meet a simpler time, when “floral identification app” meant a small Scottish woman with a field guide and a sensible hat. This is Flowers by Janet Harvey Kelman, circa 1920, a delightfully earnest little hardback that once did serious educational duty at Camden School for Girls. Imagine it: ink-stained fingers, blotted exercise books, and a classroom of young scholars being told to “Turn to Plate 17, girls” long before PowerPoint was even a glimmer in anyone’s eye. What you’re actually getting 48 coloured pictures – real plates, not pixels. Soft, slightly muted early-20th-century colour, the sort that whispers “botanical charm” rather than screams “filter”. No ISBN whatsoever – because this book existed before the barcode industrial complex. It’s practically off-grid literature. Ex-school copy – from Camden School for Girls, so it may carry the faint intellectual aura of exams, lost homework, and earnest essays on “The Uses of Wildflowers in the Hedgerow”. Condition: Good – i.e. it has clearly lived, but is far from falling apart. Expect the usual signs of a respectable old age: some rubbing to corners, a bit of shelfwear, maybe a school stamp or two, and the mild, comforting whiff of library cupboard. Why you might irrationally want this You like flowers, but you also enjoy a touch of C20 schoolroom austerity with your petals. You believe that 48 colour plates in a century-old book is an absolute bargain compared to yet another soulless coffee-table hardback pretending to be “curated”. You enjoy the irony of buying a book about fragile natural beauty from a shop called Crappy Old Books. (We don’t sugarcoat the brand; we save that effort for packing tape.) The vibe This isn’t a glossy lifestyle object. It’s a quietly dignified survivor from the days when children were expected to memorise the Latin names of things that grow in ditches. The illustrations have that slightly dreamy, pre-digital look – each plate a little time capsule of botanical optimism, ready to be propped open on a desk, used as drawing reference, or simply admired while you sip tea and pretend you’re studying for a nature exam in 1923. There are no QR codes, no companion app, and absolutely no “as seen on TikTok” nonsense. Just flowers, paper, ink, and history. If you’re the sort of person who thinks a good evening involves a cup of something warm, a creaky old chair, and a book that has outlived several governments, this slightly scholarly, faintly starchy little volume will fit right in. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where the books are old, the expectations are modest, and the flowers are still in full colour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4983/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flowers-nov-2025.jpg 40.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4981 Foundations of Wireless by MG scroggie Foundations of Wireless (1945) – M. G. Scroggie Iliffe & Sons • ISBN: nobly pre-ISBN Condition: Good Still faintly humming with potential, via: Crappy Old Books Before Bluetooth, before Wi-Fi, before the phrase “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”, there was wireless—a mysterious art involving coils, condensers, glowing valves and the occasional smell of hot dust. And presiding over it, with brisk authority, was M. G. Scroggie, who wrote Foundations of Wireless in 1945 to explain to mere mortals how radio actually works, instead of just calling it “magic in a box” and going to make tea. This is not a glossy, modern “Teach Yourself Electronics in 24 Hours” affair. This is proper wartime/just-post-wartime engineering prose, in which: Electrons march dutifully through circuits with military discipline. Equations appear without apology, assuming the reader owns both a brain and a pencil. Valves (tubes, for transatlantic heretics) are treated as noble, fragile beings deserving of care, reverence, and the occasional replacement. The word “wireless” is used completely unironically, because nothing else needed naming after it yet. Scroggie patiently explains the basics: oscillators, rectifiers, amplification, modulation, demodulation, and all the other clever tricks that allow voices and music to be hurled invisibly through the air and recomposed into recognisable noise at the other end. It’s the kind of book that assumes you might actually build something afterwards—possibly on the kitchen table, to the alarm of everyone else in the house. Reading it now is a delightful experience: half solid technical grounding, half time travel to a world in which components had leads, radios glowed, and “portable” meant “liftable by two determined adults.” Now, about this particular copy, as rated with icy honesty by Crappy Old Books: Condition: Good – which means this is a sound, wholly serviceable volume. The spine is firm, the pages are all attached, and the book does not attempt to convert itself into a loose-leaf binder the moment you open it. The boards show honest wear: a bit of rubbing to the edges, perhaps a bumped corner, the sort of patina acquired from decades on workbenches, desks, and next to smokey soldering irons. No horror, just history. The pages have mellowed into that comfortable off-white/very-light-tea colour, but the print remains crisp enough that even the tiny circuit diagrams haven’t faded into hieroglyphs. You may also find: A previous owner’s name inside the front cover, possibly followed by a callsign, which is how you know they were serious. Pencil notes in the margins, such as “CHECK THIS” or “works!” or the classic “???” next to some particularly elegant but baffling algebra. A faint, nostalgic aroma of old paper, warm components, and long-dead bakelite. Things you will not find: An ISBN. This is 1945. Books were catalogued using titles, authors, and the librarian’s memory, not international product codes. Any mention of integrated circuits, microcontrollers, or software-defined anything. The most advanced “chip” here is a very determined valve. QR codes, web links, or online resources. If you want answers, you consult the index, not a search engine. This Good copy of Foundations of Wireless is perfect if you: Secretly believe that real electronics contains at least one coil you wound yourself. Want to understand radio from the ground up, rather than from the “here’s a module, don’t touch it” school of modern hobbyism. Collect classic technical texts, especially the kind printed when diagrams were drawn with ink, rulers and a sense of duty. Enjoy the slightly smug pleasure of reading sections aloud and thinking, “My phone does all of this, badly, in software.” So here it is: M. G. Scroggie’s calm, rigorous guide to how wireless actually works, still standing after nearly eighty years, its circuits intact even if some of its readers are now purely theoretical. A sturdy, gently worn, thoroughly respectable Good copy—ready to explain RF fundamentals to anyone patient enough to listen—brought to you with a crackle, a hiss, and a grin by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4981/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/foundations-of-wireless-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Iliffe no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4980 The Age of Elegance by Arthur Bryant The Age of Elegance (1954) – Arthur Bryant Reprint Society • ISBN: gloriously absent Condition: Good Now with bonus historical correction, courtesy of: Crappy Old Books Welcome to The Age of Elegance, in which Arthur Bryant surveys Britain between 1812 and 1822 and concludes that, despite wars, debt, scandal, rioting, and general chaos, it was all terribly elegant. Regency Britain: where the waistlines were high, the morals were low, and everything important happened either in a drawing room, a cabinet meeting, or a gaming hell at three in the morning. This is one of those big, confident mid-century histories in which the narrator strides through the Regency decade pointing out: Great statesmen being magnificent and occasionally disastrous. Aristocrats drifting through ballrooms like highly decorated furniture. Ordinary people stubbornly insisting on existing in the background, spoiling the symmetry of the set-piece. A nation supposedly at the height of refinement while also being one missed harvest away from setting fire to things. Bryant is here to give you the long view: Napoleon, Parliament, the Prince Regent, polite society, impolite society, and the general sense that Britain is trying very hard to look dignified while its boots are still muddy from the battlefield. It’s the period piece to end all period pieces, written in that calm, assured tone that suggests the author has personally inspected every ballroom, battlefield, and dispatch box. Now, about this particular copy, as honestly appraised by your long-suffering friends at Crappy Old Books: Condition: Good – The binding is firm, the pages are all present, and the text can be read without any special equipment beyond a pair of eyes. No tragic splits, no loose gatherings, no evidence that the book has been used to prop up a wobbly Regency-style table. The boards show respectable wear: a little rubbing here, a corner bump there—nothing that would bar it from polite society, though perhaps it now sits nearer the sherry than the silver. The pages have acquired that gentle, time-softened tone you only get from mid-20th-century hardbacks and very patient readers. And then there is the front cover annotation. Because this copy comes with a free, historically outraged correction from a previous owner who, at some point between publication and today, decided that Arthur Bryant had committed an unforgivable oversight and took a pen to the dust jacket to put things right. Is it a quibble about dates? A pointed remark about “elegance”? A tiny margin manifesto against the Prince Regent himself? We shall preserve the mystery. What we can say is that: It is visible, It is confident, And it reads like a small, handwritten footnote to the entire British establishment. Think of it as an unsolicited collaboration across time: Arthur Bryant provides the sweeping narrative; your unknown annotator supplies the gentle heckling from the cheap seats. Pure bonus value. You are not just buying a history book; you are acquiring: A mid-century interpretation of Regency Britain, and A marginally annoyed reader’s determination that History Must Be Corrected, Even On The Dust Jacket. What you will not find here: An ISBN. This is the Reprint Society in the 1950s: they expected you to manage with a title, an author, and a reasonably functioning brain. A pithy, modern subtitle like Ten Years That Changed Everything. Bryant assumes you already understand that ten years involving Napoleon, Castlereagh, Wellington, and the Prince Regent were probably not uneventful. Any attempt to make the period “relatable” via shoehorned present-day comparisons. No one stops mid-chapter to ask, “Was the Regency the original social media era?” (Blessedly.) This book is ideal if you: Like your history detailed, sweeping, and just a touch opinionated. Enjoy the Regency, but suspect that under the empire-line dresses and polished boots lurked debt, discontent, and people drunk before noon. Take a quiet pleasure in owning books that bear signs of past readers wrestling with the text. That little scribble on the cover is the historical equivalent of someone in the back row yelling, “Actually…” Want a sturdy, old-school hardback that looks perfectly at home next to volumes with titles like The Great Duke and The Young Melbourne. So here it stands: The Age of Elegance (1812–1822), as seen by Arthur Bryant, reissued by the Reprint Society, and lightly annotated on the front cover by a mystery critic who simply could not let one point pass. The text is intact, the binding is sound, the dust jacket is doing its brave, slightly crumpled best—and the whole thing is more entertaining for having survived both history and someone’s pen. A solid Good copy: part grand narrative, part social document, part accidental collaboration between historian and reader—delivered to you with a respectful bow and a smirk by Crapp https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4980/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-age-of-elegance-nov-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Reprint Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4977 The Marx Bros Scrapbook by Grouch Marx and Richard J Anobile The Marx Bros Scrapbook (1976) – Groucho Marx & Richard J. Anobile Star Books • ISBN: 0352398027 Condition: Good Anarchically supplied by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever thought, “I love the Marx Brothers, but what I really need is more chaos in book form,” then The Marx Bros Scrapbook is exactly the overstuffed, slightly unhinged volume you were looking for. Part oral history, part fan shrine, part “Did they really say that?”, this is the Marx universe as filtered through Groucho’s memory, Anobile’s enthusiasm, and the collective inability of anyone involved to take things entirely seriously. Inside, you get that peculiar magic: Groucho talking at length—sometimes wise, sometimes weary, sometimes plainly malicious for fun. Anecdotes, recollections, and remarks that wander between hilarious, sharp, and mildly alarming. A grab-bag of photos, snippets, quotes, and bits of memorabilia that feel like a fan’s scrapbook exploded in your lap. The Marx Brothers mythos in its full, contradictory glory: genius, pettiness, showbiz, and jokes that still land harder than they have any right to. This is not a tidy, authorised, corporate-approved coffee-table tribute. This is more like being locked in a slightly smoky room with Groucho and a tape recorder while Anobile frantically tries to keep up. There are stories. There are opinions. There are lines that make you laugh out loud and others that make you think, “Ah. Different times. Different… everything.” As for this particular copy, as honestly appraised by Crappy Old Books: Condition: Good – which means the book is perfectly readable and structurally sound, but clearly not fresh from the warehouse. This is a properly lived-in paperback (or slightly softened softcover) that has survived the 1970s, previous owners, and at least one shelf clear-out. The cover may show: Light creasing along the spine from prior readings by people trying not to drop the book while laughing. Mild edge wear and the odd scuff, the sort of thing acquired while migrating between student flats, bedsides, and “to read” piles. The pages are likely nicely aged to that warm, off-white tone that says “I was born when everyone still used landlines.” All text and images remain clear, even if your own memory isn’t. You may also find: A previous owner’s name on the inside cover, perhaps written in hopeful block capitals. The faint aroma of “70s paperback” and nostalgia. A dog-eared page or two marking someone’s favourite joke, insult, or deeply questionable remark from Groucho. What you should not expect: A glossy, reverential, museum-ready tribute. This thing is closer to fan zine meets confessional ramble. Soft-focus sentimentality. Groucho’s idea of “warm remembrance” usually involves a joke with teeth. Neat historical packaging. The Marx Brothers’ story arrives here in fragments, contradictions, and one-liners, like a film reel that insists on jumping out of the projector. This book is ideal if you are: A Marx Brothers devotee who wants to hear Groucho’s voice in all its messy, sardonic, occasionally barbed brilliance. A comedy nerd interested in how the legends themselves remembered (or misremembered) their heyday. The sort of person who appreciates that a “scrapbook” is, by definition, not curated serenity but glorious clutter. Someone who likes their pop culture history a little unruly, a little uncomfortable, and very, very quotable. The Marx Bros Scrapbook captures that strange late-period Groucho zone: part grand old man of comedy, part grumpy uncle, part living legend who absolutely does not intend to behave like a statue. It’s messy, fascinating, funny, and a little bit jagged round the edges—rather like the Brothers themselves. This Good condition copy wears its age and its fandom lightly: not pristine, not trashed, just nicely used—like a well-loved joke that somehow still works. A slightly scuffed, thoroughly entertaining plunge into Marxian mayhem, preserved between gently worn covers and dispatched to you with a raised eyebrow and a cigar-free wink by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4977/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-marx-bros-scrapbook-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Books 9780352398024 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4976 Daughter of Silence by Morris L West Daughter of Silence (1961) – Morris L. West William Morrow • ISBN: admirably absent Condition: Good With slightly battle-scarred dust jacket, via: Crappy Old Books Welcome to the world of Daughter of Silence, where Morris L. West takes you to a small Italian town and proves, with some style, that absolutely no one is as innocent, simple, or honest as they first appear—least of all the quiet ones. Especially not the quiet ones. This is mid-century Catholic Europe in full dramatic mode: sun-bleached piazzas, shadowy side streets, whispered rumours, and a young woman at the centre of a scandal that everybody thinks they understand—but no one actually does. There’s a suspicious death, a courtroom, a tangle of motives, and a great deal of moral hand-wringing. Think Mediterranean noir with rosary beads, where guilt can be spiritual, legal, or just generalised and atmospheric. West, never one to avoid a moral quagmire, gives you: A heroine whose silence is doing far more work than anyone realises. Townsfolk who know everything, say nothing, and judge constantly. Lawyers, priests, and officials all convinced they are on the side of truth, justice, and/or their own career. The slow, careful peeling back of secrets until someone ends up emotionally flayed and the reader mutters, “Ah. Oh. Right. That’s… awkward.” There’s no cheap melodrama here—just the steady, unnerving realisation that beneath the respectable surfaces of small-town life lies a tangle of loyalty, shame, and very human bad decisions. It’s the kind of novel where you start by wondering what really happened, and end by wondering whether “the truth” is actually going to help anybody. Now, about this specific copy, as assessed with our usual tough love at Crappy Old Books: Condition: Good – The main book is in very solid shape. Binding firm, pages behaving themselves, no alarming splits. This is a straightforward, dependable reading copy, not some delicate relic that falls apart if you breathe on it. Dust jacket: described, with carefully chosen honesty, as “a bit rough, but all there.” So: Expect edge wear, small tears, maybe a chip or two. Possible creasing, rubbing, and minor scuffs that say, “I have survived multiple bookshelves, several owners, and at least one house move.” But crucially: it still exists as a complete dust jacket. No artful half-jacket, no missing front panel, no “it was lost in 1978” tragedy. It’s just gently battered, like everyone in the story. The boards and binding underneath are all good, which is more than can be said for the characters’ emotional stability. The pages themselves will likely have settled into that dignified light-amber tone that says “I’m from the early 1960s” rather than “I was printed last Tuesday.” All text clear, no moral ambiguity about legibility. You may discover within: A previous owner’s name or ex libris label, as if someone once believed very strongly that this exact copy might be stolen for its spiritual and dramatic value. A faint whiff of old paper and mystery. Occasional underlining or a discreet mark next to a particularly cutting line, possibly where a past reader thought, “Ouch. That’s uncomfortably true.” What you’ll not find: An ISBN. This is 1961. The world had not yet decided that every book needed a numeric dog tag to exist. A blizzard of marketing blurbs promising “unputdownable twists” and “a strong female lead.” The book simply assumes you’ll notice those on your own. Anything resembling a modern thriller’s breathless, high-concept elevator pitch. West is here for moral complexity, not for a Netflix logline. This is a perfect book if you: Enjoy stories where the crime is just the starting point, and the real interest lies in why people did what they did, and what happens to them after. Appreciate Catholic guilt, small-town suspicion, and courtroom drama served with a side of philosophical unease. Have a soft spot for slightly worn mid-century hardbacks whose dust jackets look like they’ve had a long, interesting life but still show up for work. Like your fiction thoughtful, atmospheric, and just morally uncomfortable enough to keep you turning pages. So here you have it: Daughter of Silence (1961), by Morris L. West—an examination of secrets, silence, and the cost of truth, wrapped in a dust jacket that has clearly seen things, but remains loyally present. A sound, Good copy of a quietly unsettling novel, slightly scuffed on the outside and sharp on the inside—brought to you, with a wink and a wince, by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4976/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/daughter-of-silence-nov-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Morrow no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4975 This Game of Golf by Henry Cotton This Game of Golf (1949) – Henry Cotton Country Life Limited • ISBN: charmingly non-existent Condition: Good Straight down the fairway from: Crappy Old Books Welcome to This Game of Golf, the moment in your reading life where legendary pro Henry Cotton leans over your shoulder, adjusts your grip, and quietly suggests that almost everything you’re currently doing with a golf club is wrong. It’s 1949, the fairways are firm, the trousers are pleated, and the advice is given with the calm authority of a man who has actually won things, rather than watched tutorials on YouTube. This is golf instruction from a Britain still dusting itself off after the war, when “leisure” involved walking five miles in the rain to hit a small ball into a smaller hole and then apologising for your language. Cotton’s world is one of proper clubs, proper posture, and proper etiquette—where the only thing more unforgivable than a sliced drive is playing in the wrong sort of jumper. Inside this volume you can expect: Beautifully earnest swing diagrams that suggest, optimistically, that if you simply follow the arrows, your slice will disappear. Long, detailed explanations of stance, grip, balance, rhythm, and what your right elbow is doing when it really shouldn’t. The kind of instruction that assumes you are willing to spend an afternoon analysing your follow-through rather than blaming your clubs and going straight to the bar. Occasional lines of pure, old-school wisdom that sound like they should be embroidered on a clubhouse wall. This is not a “quick tips” golf book. This is the sort of instructional classic that quietly implies: if you are not prepared to think deeply about weight transfer, perhaps you should take up draughts. It’s both charming and intimidating—like being coached by your strict but secretly kind grandfather, who believes golf is a moral as well as a physical discipline. Now, as for this particular copy, graded as Good by the hard-nosed traditionalists at Crappy Old Books: Condition: Good means the book is entirely intact, ready to be read, leafed through, and consulted between rounds as you attempt to understand where it all went wrong. The covers show honest wear: a little edge rubbing, maybe a soft corner or two, as though it has spent time in golf club lounges, on side tables, and in the back of cars next to battered bags and damp towels. The pages are likely a pleasant, aged cream—no longer fresh white, but comfortably seasoned, like a well-used putter. All the text is clearly legible, even if your scorecards are not. You may find: A previous owner’s name, possibly with “Handicap 12” proudly inked in somewhere. A pencil tick next to a passage on bunker play, suggesting someone was once very determined to stop leaving the ball in the sand. A faint aroma of “old paper and clubhouse carpets,” which is, frankly, the perfect scent pairing. What you will not find: An ISBN. That brave modern nonsense lay in the future; in 1949, books simply existed and librarians coped. Glossy, full-bleed action photos of golfers frozen mid-swing with suspiciously bright teeth. Expect line drawings, diagrams, and maybe the odd black-and-white plate of Cotton demonstrating how it’s really done. Any mention of titanium drivers, launch monitors, “forgiveness,” or “game-improvement irons.” If your shot goes wrong here, the primary cause is you. Reading This Game of Golf in the 21st century is a deliciously mixed experience: Part time capsule – the language, tone, and assumptions all come from an era when jacket-and-tie in the clubhouse was non-negotiable. Part serious instruction – Cotton is not messing around. He really wants you to understand the golf swing, not just hit it harder and hope. Part gentle comedy – not because the author is trying to be funny, but because our modern habits and excuses look faintly ridiculous in the light of such tidy, old-fashioned seriousness. This book is ideal if: You’re a golfer who suspects that the answer isn’t a new driver but, annoyingly, better fundamentals. You love mid-century sporting books where the prose is crisp, the advice is precise, and nobody talks about “optimising your performance journey.” You’re a collector of classic golf titles and believe that any proper shelf should have at least one Henry Cotton giving you the side-eye. You simply enjoy the aesthetic of a slightly worn, well-bred sporting manual from the days when golf gloves were leather and golf excuses were inventive. Yes, the game has changed. The equipment is different. The courses are manicured, the technology is wild, and somewhere out there, someone is analysing their swing in slow motion on a phone. But Cotton’s underlying message—control, rhythm, discipline, and not behaving like a maniac with a 3-wood—remains suspiciously relevant. So here it is: This Game of Golf (1949), in Good condition, weathered just enough to p https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4975/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/this-game-of-golf-nov-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Country Life Limted no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4973 Space Flight by Lester Del Rey Space Flight (1959) – Lester del Rey Golden Press • ISBN: charmingly absent Condition: Good Launched into orbit by: Crappy Old Books Before the internet, before reusable rockets, before your phone was more powerful than a room full of whirring cabinets, there was Space Flight (1959) by Lester del Rey, explaining the future of rocketry and space travel in a tone of absolute, straight-faced optimism. This is the space age as imagined in the late 1950s: glorious, tidy, and only mildly radioactive. Inside this gloriously retro volume, you are invited to a tour of tomorrow as it was confidently scheduled for sometime around 1975. Expect talk of rockets, satellites, space stations, Moon bases, and maybe a speculative nod to Mars—because of course by the year 2000 we’d all be commuting in personal spaceships and holidaying in orbit, perhaps pausing for a sensible lunch. Lester del Rey, a man who knew his way around both science and science fiction, takes you carefully by the hand and explains how we will: Build rockets that look like perfect silver pencils instead of flying fuel tanks. Conquer gravity using mathematics, bravery, and possibly a little bit of ignorance of health and safety. Live in space stations that resemble gleaming spinning wheels, where everyone wears matching jumpsuits and not one person is holding a latte. Travel to the Moon like it’s a moderately complicated camping trip, not a terrifying exercise in hurtling a tin can through lethal vacuum. If you enjoy that special flavour of pre-Apollo optimism, this book is basically a time capsule: written when the space race was still a very polite sprint with lots of diagrams and not many exploded prototypes (on paper, at least). The Cold War tension is politely offstage; what you get here is wide-eyed technological enthusiasm and diagrams that strongly suggest “it’s fine, we’ve done the maths.” Now, about this actual copy, as supplied by the ever-honest merchants at Crappy Old Books: Condition: Good – which, in our brutally realistic grading system, means this book is entirely present, structurally sound, and ready for further service. It’s not mint, pristine, or museum-grade; it’s more “veteran of several childhood bedrooms and at least one attic.” The covers show the kind of light wear you’d expect from a volume that has possibly survived being read by an overexcited ten-year-old who was definitely going to be an astronaut and is now, in reality, middle management. The pages have that lovely aged tone somewhere between “cream” and “nicotine memory,” giving everything a pleasantly archival vibe. They remain fully legible unless you insist on reading them under a single 25-watt bulb, in which case that’s on you. You may find: Slightly blunted corners. A previous owner’s name written in the front in careful, earnest handwriting. The faintest smell of “old bookshop” which, as everyone knows, is the official fragrance of people who know too much about rockets and not enough about fashion. What you will not find: An ISBN. This is 1959. The idea that every book needed a globally standardised number was still orbiting somewhere in the future. Glossy “inspirational” marketing copy. The book assumes you are bright, curious, and not in need of corporate-style pep talks. Any awareness of the internet, memes, or the fact that in the future people would argue about space on social media instead of just building rockets and hoping for the best. Reading Space Flight (1959) today is a wonderfully mixed experience: Part history lesson – “Oh, that’s how they thought we’d do it.” Part alternate timeline – “Wait, we were supposed to have that by now?” Part cosy nostalgia – “Look at this diagram. It’s wrong, but it’s adorably wrong.” Del Rey’s explanations of thrust, orbits, and the practical realities of leaving the planet are pitched to the intelligent lay reader (or hopeful young space nerd), and the confidence is infectious. You can almost hear the background hum of slide rules and the distant clatter of typewriters as engineers and writers agree that the future is very nearly here, and it will probably involve quite a lot of aluminium. This book is ideal if you are: The sort of person who knows the difference between escape velocity and “I’d just rather stay home.” A connoisseur of mid-century science writing, preferably read while sipping tea and muttering “oh, bless” at the more optimistic predictions. A collector of retro space ephemera who believes diagrams of multi-stage rockets should be considered a form of interior decoration. Someone who just enjoys holding a physical, slightly worn artefact from a time when “space flight” was still more dream than routine launch livestream. In short, this Good condition copy of Space Flight is not just a book; it’s a souvenir from the moment humanity stood at the edge of the atmosphere, squinted upwards, and said, “Yes, let https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4973/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/space-flight-nov-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Golden Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4972 Kings College London - Calendar 1967-1968 by Kings College London King’s College London – Calendar 1967–1968 (1968) By King’s College London • Chaucer Press ISBN: nobly non-existent Condition: Good Offered with a straight face by: Crappy Old Books Behold, a relic from a simpler time when universities proudly printed hundreds of pages to tell you where Room 3B was and what time Latin started, rather than hiding everything behind three logins and a forgotten password. This King’s College London – Calendar 1967–1968 is not, alas, a wall planner with kittens. It’s something far better: an official academic calendar from when undergraduates wore sensible shoes, lecturers answered to “Sir” or “Doctor,” and nobody used the word “synergy” in public. Think of this volume as the KCL Field Guide to 1967–68. Inside, you can expect: Endless lists of courses, regulations, fees, and procedures, all described in calm, bureaucratic English that assumes you will behave yourself. Staff lists, complete with titles and initials, so you can marvel at the density of tweed implied by the faculty alone. The kind of college rules and requirements that make you grateful you never had to apply for an intercollegiate something-or-other in triplicate. Occasional dry phrases that inadvertently sound like the setup to a joke, and yet are entirely serious. This is the King’s College London of rotary telephones, carbon copies, and the quiet confidence that the empire of paperwork would endure forever. It’s an archival time machine in book form: a snapshot of what it meant to be academically respectable in the late 1960s, before PowerPoint, online portals, or student feedback forms with emoji. Now, about this particular copy, as graded by the uncompromising standards of Crappy Old Books: Condition: Good – solid, serviceable, and reassuringly not falling apart. The spine is hanging in there like a long-serving lecturer who “might retire next year” and somehow never does. Covers and binding: Expect some rubbing, mild corner bumps, and that general air of “I have been on a shelf in an office with beige walls since Harold Wilson was Prime Minister.” Everything intact, nothing tragic. Pages: Firmly attached, nicely readable, and probably mellowed to a pleasing ivory or light tea-stain shade. There may be a whiff of “old library” about it, for those who enjoy their books with a hint of nostalgia and dust. You may find: a previous owner’s name in the front, a faint departmental stamp, or a discreet pencil tick next to a regulation some poor student once had to memorise. All part of the charm. What you will not find: An ISBN. This was 1968; everyone trusted librarians, index cards, and the Dewey Decimal System. Numbers on the back cover were for the printer, not global commerce. Colour photos of smiling students on beanbags. The most daring graphic flourish here is likely a coat of arms. Any awareness of wi-fi, online learning, or “learning outcomes.” Education here simply assumes you read the book, turned up, and did the work. This calendar is perfect if you are: A King’s alum who wants to see how the institution looked on paper before the modern age of branding and logos. A historian, archivist, or incurable nerd for academic bureaucracy. Someone who just enjoys the idea of reading about regulations for the Faculty of Science from a time when calculators were exotic. In short, this is King’s College London, 1967–68, frozen in print: department lists, timetables, rules, fees and all, preserved in Good condition and ready for gentle, amused browsing. A small, sturdy slice of academic history—no frills, no ISBN, no nonsense—brought to you with wry affection by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4972/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kings-college-london-nov-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chaucer Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4971 The Chavasse Twins by Canon Selwyn Gummer The Chavasse Twins (1963) – Canon Selwyn Gummer Hodder & Stoughton • ISBN: nobly absent Condition: Good Format: Hardback with dust jacket Proudly offered by: Crappy Old Books Here it is: The Chavasse Twins, a 1963 hardback curio in which Canon Selwyn Gummer cheerfully proves that vicars can, in fact, write novels—and not just the sort that are slipped to the church bookstall and politely ignored. This is mid-20th-century storytelling at its most reassuringly British: families, feelings, faith, and the kind of mild drama that could cause a parish tea to fall into scandalised silence for at least three seconds. The titular twins are, naturally, a Problem in the sort of way only 1960s fictional children can be: not feral, exactly, but unsettlingly full of personality. Expect moral quandaries scaled perfectly to fit village life, misunderstandings that blossom into life lessons, and just enough spiritual reflection to remind you that the author is indeed a Canon and not, say, a disillusioned insurance clerk with a typewriter. Greene gives you tortured adults in Latin America; Gummer gives you twins and the quiet chaos of domestic existence—friendship, family expectations, and the faint whiff of theological subtext if you’re paying attention. This is the kind of book that whispers, “Go on, have another custard cream and read just one more chapter.” Now, about this specific copy from Crappy Old Books: Condition: Good – which, in our blunt and god-fearing grading system, means the book is perfectly readable, mercifully intact, and not held together by prayer alone. Hardback – a proper book, with a spine that has done its duty on many a respectable bookshelf, probably next to titles like The Bishop’s Candlestick and Hymns Ancient and Modern. Dust Jacket included – yes, you read that correctly. The original dust jacket still clings on like a determined churchwarden. Expect some edge wear, small nicks, perhaps a tiny tear or two, and maybe some gentle fading. Think “respectable parishioner who’s been to a lot of fêtes” rather than “glossy influencer.” No ISBN – this is from the wild, lawless days before everything had a number. A simpler time, when books were catalogued by title, author, and the vague memory of “it was blue, I think.” You may find: Pages with that warm, vintage tone that says: “I am older than you and I have seen things.” Mild foxing—those faint brown freckles that say the book has lived, not just existed. Possibly an inscription in the front: perhaps “To Margaret, with love from Mother, Christmas 1964,” reminding you that someone, somewhere, once thought this book would improve a person’s character. What you will not find: Modern, soulless perfection. A plastic-wrapped, untouched relic destined never to be opened. Any hint that this book has spent its life posing for Instagram. Instead, this is a working vintage hardback, fully ready to be read in an armchair, on a train, or guiltily in bed when you promised yourself an early night. So if you fancy a trip back to a world of earnest storytelling, well-behaved prose, and moral dilemmas scaled to human size, this gently worn Good copy of The Chavasse Twins is standing by. A small slice of 1963, a hardback with dust jacket, a vicar with a pen, and a pair of troublesome twins—delivered to you, with affection and a straight face, by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4971/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-chavasse-twins-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4970 The Honorary Consul by Graham Greene The Honorary Consul (1973) – Graham Greene The Bodley Head • ISBN: 0370014863 Condition: Good (spiritually excellent) Offered to the world by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever wanted to experience moral anguish, romantic disaster, political muddle, and Catholic guilt without leaving your armchair, this gently battered copy of The Honorary Consul is your ticket. Set in a dusty Argentinian backwater where nothing much happens—until everything happens at once—Graham Greene lines up a priest who can’t quite behave like one, a doctor who can’t quite behave honourably, and an honorary consul who can’t quite behave soberly. It goes about as well as you’d expect. This is Greene doing what Greene does best: taking a small, grubby human mess and inflating it to the size of a moral crisis, all while you’re thinking, “Yes, I absolutely would read just one more chapter.” There’s a botched kidnapping, a seedy love affair, politics no one fully understands (least of all the people holding the guns), and a fog of compromised ideals that feels strangely familiar if you’ve ever tried to do “the right thing” and ended up apologising to everyone involved. As for this particular copy, it comes to you in Good condition, as graded by our uncompromising standards here at Crappy Old Books. Expect: A solid, intact reading copy that has clearly lived a life but hasn’t given up. Pages that may display that charming vintage hue somewhere between “cream” and “oh dear, it’s 1973 in here.” A cover that has seen shelves, hands, bags, and possibly one or two existential crises, but still shows the title proudly enough that you can look clever on the train. No, this is not some sterile, shrink-wrapped museum artefact. This is a worked book—the kind that looks like it has already survived at least one failed revolution and several disappointing love affairs, which is frankly appropriate given the contents. If you’re after an immaculate collectible, you may wish to go elsewhere and pay three times the price for something you’ll be too afraid to read. If you want a copy you can actually open, bend slightly, and maybe even annotate in pencil like a reckless intellectual: this is your moment. Inside, you’ll get all the things Crappy Old Books cannot be held responsible for: Greene’s bleak humour and inconvenient truths about love, loyalty, and political ideals. Characters who want to be noble but are, regrettably, human. The uneasy feeling that, in similar circumstances, you’d probably make exactly the same terrible decisions. In short: this is The Honorary Consul as it was meant to be read— Not as a pristine cultural monument, but as a slightly scuffed, fully alive novel, passed from one pair of hands to another. A good-condition Graham Greene from Crappy Old Books: morally ambiguous, slightly worn, and absolutely worth it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4970/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-honorary-consul-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Bodley Head 9780370014869 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4968 Herbs For Health And Cookery by Claire Loewenfeld and Philippa Back For when you secretly want to be a witch, but with a casserole dish. Herbs For Health And Cookery (1977) by Claire Loewenfeld and Philippa Back is the book that gently takes you by the hand and says: “Yes, you can put leaves in things and pretend it’s medicine.” Published by Pan Books, this is that perfect late-70s fusion of sensible kitchen advice and quietly mystical plant enthusiasm, wrapped in a mass-market paperback that probably once lived next to a jar of dried marjoram and a very determined yoghurt maker. Loewenfeld and Back treat herbs as a full lifestyle: you don’t just sprinkle parsley, you commit to parsley. They explain how to grow, harvest, dry and store your little green miracles, then show you what to do with them—whether that’s flavouring soup, soothing a cold, or making a tisane that tastes faintly of hedge but is “excellent for the digestion”. The tone is brisk and practical, but you can tell they’re secretly delighted that the same plant can both liven up potatoes and allegedly mend your liver. Inside you’ll find: Cheerful profiles of all the usual suspects—thyme, sage, rosemary, mint—plus the slightly more ambitious “I own a trug now” herbs. Recipes that feel charmingly pre-celebrity-chef: herb butters, soups, stews, syrups, and earnest salads that assume you are unfazed by raw onion. Home-remedy suggestions for minor ailments, from “nervous tension” (1970s code for “had it up to here”) to sluggish digestion, all treated with herb teas and common sense rather than pharmaceuticals and panic. Enough gentle plant lore that you start looking at your window box as both kitchen and apothecary. This Pan Books edition, ISBN: 0330253360, is in Condition: Good, according to the carefully jaded standards of Crappy Old Books, which usually means: The cover is intact with some light creasing—like a basil leaf that’s been through one recipe too many but still smells amazing. The spine shows a few reading lines from previous herbal crusades (January health kicks, allotment phases, “I’m going to stop buying ready-made sauces” eras). All pages present and firmly attached; no missing instructions on how much sage is too much sage. Mild tanning to the paper which, if you’re feeling poetic, you may interpret as “sun-kissed” rather than “this is from 1977”. You may also encounter: The occasional pencilled note from a previous owner who clearly had Opinions about chives. A pressed leaf or two acting as a long-forgotten bookmark-slash-experiment. Stains that probably came from something wholesome like soup, not from dangerous modern things like energy drinks. Perfect for: Cooks who suspect that salt and pepper are only the beginning of something leafy and glorious. Gardeners who want to justify their herb patch as a “health resource” rather than “I like nice smells”. Vintage cookbook hoarders with a soft spot for earnest, pre-internet plant wisdom. Anyone who likes the idea of self-care but would rather brew thyme tea than download an app. So here it is: Herbs For Health And Cookery (1977), Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books—a slightly worn, quietly confident reminder that your kitchen window could, with very little encouragement, become a tiny herbal republic where dinner and home remedy share the same leaves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4968/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/herbs-for-health-and-cooking-nov-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330253369 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4967 Raw Energy by Leslie Kenton and Susannah Kenton For people who suspect the answer to everything might be in a carrot. Raw Energy (1987) by Leslie Kenton and Susannah Kenton is the book that happens when the 1980s health revolution discovers fruit, vegetables and a blender, then decides to write a manifesto about it. Before cold-pressed juice bars, Instagram smoothie bowls and “clean eating” influencers, there were the Kentons saying: what if you just didn’t cook the food in the first place? This is the classic Arrow Books paperback, ISBN: 9780099468103, a complete lifestyle kit for the person who looks at their oven with deep suspicion. Inside you’ll find the full raw-food starter pack: sprouting things in jars, soaking nuts like they’ve wronged you, and turning unsuspecting vegetables into drinks, pâtés and desserts with unnerving enthusiasm. There are recipes, explanations, charts, and that peculiar 80s conviction that if you eat enough alfalfa you will become a being of light. The Kentons cheerfully explain how cooking destroys precious enzymes, vitamins, life force and probably your aura, while uncooked food delivers RAW ENERGY (always in capitals in your head) that will make you vibrant, slim, clear-skinned and slightly insufferable at dinner parties. Expect: Juices in shades no human skin should ever be. Salads that are technically engineering projects. Sweet things made from carob, dates and optimism. Practical advice on stocking your kitchen with seeds, sprouts, mysterious powders and at least one blender that sounds like a small aircraft. This copy is in Condition: Good, as assessed by the unflinching eye of Crappy Old Books, which usually means: The cover is intact with some light creasing—like a celery stick that’s been through a few smoothies but still has crunch. The spine may show gentle lines from previous readings, possibly during heroic New Year “this time I mean it” health kicks. The pages are all present and firmly attached; no missing charts on how many sunflower seeds it takes to reach enlightenment. Mild tanning to the paper, which is ironic in a book so strongly opposed to things being “cooked”. You may also encounter: The odd pencilled tick next to recipes that someone actually tried, probably in 1993 after watching a terrifying documentary about sugar. A faint whiff of nostalgia for a time when “detox” meant eating apples for three days, not buying a £300 juicer with Wi-Fi. Perfect for: Raw-food enthusiasts who want to see what the movement looked like before social media filters and mason jars. Health-curious sceptics who enjoy reading the gospel of sprouts while eating biscuits. Vintage cookbook collectors who appreciate a good period piece in which carob is taken very seriously indeed. Anyone launching their 37th life reboot and needing a new set of recipes to not quite follow. So here it is: Raw Energy (1987), Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books—a slightly worn, enthusiastically earnest manual from the days when the future of humanity was believed to lie in raw carrots, green juice and an unwavering commitment to never boiling anything ever again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4967/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/raw-energy-nov-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099468103 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4966 Plan B - Rescuing a Planet under Stress and a Civilisation in Trouble by Lester R Brown This is the book you buy when you’ve finally realised that switching to paper straws might not, on its own, save civilisation. Plan B: Rescuing a Planet under Stress and a Civilisation in Trouble (2003) by Lester R. Brown is the environmental equivalent of a very polite intervention. It sits you down, shows you the charts, and gently explains that Plan A (burn everything, dump everything, hope for the best) has not, strictly speaking, gone well. Published by W. W. Norton, this early-2000s classic of eco-doom-with-a-workbook lays out, in brisk, data-driven prose, just how comprehensively we have stress-tested the planet: collapsing fisheries, shrinking aquifers, disappearing forests, rising temperatures, populations booming in all the wrong ways. It’s like reading a project status report for Earth in which every section quietly says: “At risk. Behind schedule. Requires immediate action. Also, you are the problem and the intern.” But Brown is not here just to depress you. The whole point of Plan B is: okay, but now what? So he offers an alternative—massive cuts in carbon emissions, rapid shift to renewables, reforestation, population stabilisation, poverty reduction, sustainable agriculture. It’s a full-system redesign of civilisation, essentially suggesting that we stop playing “How Bad Can It Get?” with our only biosphere and instead behave like responsible tenants. This particular copy, ISBN: 9780393325232, is in Condition: Good, as interpreted by the uncompromising standards of Crappy Old Books, which usually means: The cover is intact, with a few scuffs—like a planet that’s seen things. Corners lightly bumped, as if someone read it on public transport while trying not to make eye contact with fellow passengers consuming single-use plastic. The pages are all there, securely bound; no missing chapters on “What To Do Now,” tragically. Mild page-tanning, symbolic of both the passage of time and possibly the greenhouse effect. Inside, you’ll find: Calm, slightly urgent prose explaining where we were heading in the early 2000s and why that direction rhymes suspiciously with “cliff”. Statistics and case studies that make you realise “under stress” is doing an Olympic level of understatement in the subtitle. A blueprint for a large-scale, global Plan B that our leaders skimmed, nodded at, and then placed carefully on a shelf behind a small decorative globe. Ideal for: People who enjoy their climate anxiety with footnotes. Optimists who still believe that if enough humans read one paperback from 2003, we might actually get our act together. Pessimists who like to be able to say, “Look, we were warned,” while gesturing meaningfully at a gently worn copy. Students, activists and policy nerds who want a snapshot of early twenty-first-century environmental thinking, back when “renewables” still had to be explained to people at dinner parties. So here it is: Plan B – Rescuing a Planet under Stress and a Civilisation in Trouble (2003), Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books—a slightly scuffed manual for not wrecking everything, helpfully printed on paper to remind you what trees look like when they’re flat and full of warnings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4966/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plan-b-nov-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norton 9780393325232 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4965 Offbeat in the City of London by Geoffrey Fletcher For people who think the City of London is just glass, suits and Pret. Offbeat in the City of London (1970) by Geoffrey Fletcher is a guided tour of the Square Mile’s least boardroom-friendly corners, as seen by the man who made a career out of noticing everything everyone else was too busy to look at. Before Instagram, before “urban explorers,” there was Fletcher with a sketchbook, peering into alleys, courtyards and pubs whose decorating budgets stalled somewhere around 1893. This is Fletcher in his natural habitat: not at St Paul’s, but under it. Not in the big banking temples, but down the side streets, in the yards, in front of a grimy wall with a single, heroic ornamental cherub clinging on for dear life. He specialises in the sort of London detail that normally only pigeons, drunks and building inspectors notice: carved keystones, ancient shopfronts, mysterious ironwork, alleys with names that sound like lost Victorian crimes. Published by Hutchinson in the days when you could still smoke in a tearoom and the word “redevelopment” sent him into a sketching frenzy, this is part portrait, part protest. Fletcher clearly loves the City, but in the way you love a difficult relative—fondly, anxiously, and with a constant fear that they’re about to be “modernised” into oblivion. Inside you’ll find: Fletcher’s characteristic pen-and-ink drawings of hidden courts, tilting churches, lugubrious pubs and municipal oddities that look one planning meeting away from extinction. Short, wry commentaries that mix architectural observation with mild outrage and the occasional perfectly-aimed sneer at developers. A City where bowler hats and bomb sites are still in living memory, and where “offbeat” means “you will absolutely get lost trying to find this, and that’s half the point.” As for Condition: Good, this is Crappy Old Books “Good,” which usually means: The dust jacket (if present) has done its duty and shows dignified wear: a little edge rub, perhaps a few creases, like a long-serving City clerk after a wet February. The binding is sound; no pages have wandered off down some alley off Cheapside. Pages may show light tanning, which frankly suits a book about sooty stone and nicotine-stained taverns. Possibly a previous owner’s name in biro—someone who once worked “in the City” and bought this to reassure themselves that their office block stood on something more interesting than reinforced concrete. This is the perfect book for: Londoners who only know the City as “that place you change at Bank and get confused.” Visitors who suspect there’s more to EC2 than expense accounts and disappointing lunches. Armchair flâneurs who prefer their urban wandering done with a cup of tea and no risk of being run over by a courier bike. Offbeat in the City of London (1970) is a small, stubborn reminder that the financial heart of Britain is also a labyrinth of yards, alleys and architectural weirdness, and that someone, once, took the trouble to draw it all before it disappeared behind smoked glass. Condition: Good. Content: delightfully skewed. Seller: Crappy Old Books—because even the Square Mile deserves a slightly scruffy guide to its odd corners. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4965/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/offbeat-in-the-city-of-london-nov-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4963 Praise the Lord by Geoffrey Chapman Publishers “Praise the Lord,” said the publisher, “and also please see our very reasonable retail prices.” Praise the Lord (1972) from Geoffrey Chapman Publishers is one of those wonderfully earnest early-’70s Catholic books that clearly expected Vatican II enthusiasm to last forever. It comes from that era when publishers genuinely believed you could fix most liturgical confusion with a slim, nicely typeset volume and some cheerful exhortations to sing together without frightening the congregation. This is not a megachurch production manual, a worship-band strategy guide, or a “10 Easy Steps to a Vibrant Praise Lifestyle.” This is old-school: hymnbook-adjacent, parish-friendly, and designed for people who know what a missal is and can find the Collect without crying. You can practically smell the incense and industrial-strength floor polish. Published by Geoffrey Chapman Publishers (who had a strong line in gently serious religious books), this 1972 relic carries the gloriously retro ISBN: 0225658399 and the quiet confidence of a volume that expects to live on a church shelf, be opened on Sundays, and be occasionally dropped by an acolyte with clammy hands. Condition: Good, as interpreted by Crappy Old Books, roughly means: Binding sound, pages all present, no mysteriously missing bits between “Praise” and “the Lord.” Some shelf wear and rubbing to the cover, in that distinctive “stored in a vestry cupboard next to a box of candles and a broken overhead projector” way. Light tanning to the paper, which only enhances the liturgical ambience. You may find an old parish stamp, a faint pencilled price, or—if you’re lucky—a long-faded bookmark from a diocesan conference in 1978. Inside, you can expect: Pious, straightforward content aimed at helping ordinary churchgoers do exactly what it says on the cover without getting too theologically entangled. A tone that is devout but not terrifying; more “kindly parish priest explaining things over weak coffee” than “revivalist shouting from a television studio.” Layout and design that scream 1970s Catholic publishing: functional, respectable, and utterly convinced that brown and orange are perfectly acceptable liturgical colours for book covers. Perfect for: Liturgical nostalgics who enjoy the calm, tidy optimism of post-Vatican II printed materials. Curious modern Christians who want to see what “praise” looked like before data projectors and worship slides in gradient teal. Secular collectors of odd religious ephemera who just like owning books that sound like they were free with a parish magazine. So here it is: Praise the Lord (1972), Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books—a gently worn little time capsule from a world where praise was printed, bound, and shelved in the sacristy, ready for use whenever the organist turned up on time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4963/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/praise-the-lord-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Geoffrey Chapman Publishers 9780225658392 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4961 The Plain Mans Book of Prayer by William Barclay This is not a book for spiritual athletes. This is a book for people who forget what they were praying about halfway through the sentence. The Plain Man’s Book of Prayer (1969) by William Barclay, in this humble Fontana paperback edition, is exactly what it sounds like: a prayer book aimed at those of us who are not mystics, monks, or people who say “quiet time” without irony. It’s for the ordinary, distracted, mildly frazzled human who suspects there must be a way to talk to God that doesn’t involve incense, Latin, or a three-year theology degree. Barclay, who spent a career explaining the New Testament to people who didn’t have time to learn Greek, here turns his attention to that awkward business of actually speaking to the Almighty. Instead of offering you lofty, stained-glass language, he deals in straight, everyday prayers for real-life situations: the mornings when you’re tired, the evenings when you’re cross, the times you are very sure you’re supposed to be forgiving someone but would frankly rather not. This particular copy is the 1969 Fontana mass-market incarnation: small enough to vanish into a coat pocket, modest enough to sit on a bus seat without announcing “I AM HAVING A SPIRITUAL CRISIS” to everyone around you. No ISBN, because in those days Fontana paperbacks apparently ran on vibes, pricing in shillings, and the assumption that nobody would ever need a barcode to believe in anything. Condition: Good, as defined by Crappy Old Books, translates roughly as: Cover intact, corners maybe a bit rounded—like a Christian who has survived several committee meetings. Pages all present; no missing prayers for patience (we checked, for your sake and ours). A gentle tanning to the paper that gives everything a pleasantly sepia, slightly holy look. Possibly a name written in biro inside the front cover, belonging to some earnest previous owner who bought this in 1973 and then discovered that actually saying the prayers is harder than owning the book. Inside, you’ll find: Simple, direct prayers for mornings, evenings, work, worry, guilt, gratitude and the general muddle of being human. A tone that is pastoral without being saccharine, firm without being shouty, and just old-fashioned enough that you can feel respectably devout while still wondering what’s for tea. The sense that this was designed as a working book, not a coffee-table ornament: something you actually pick up, read, and possibly drop on the floor when the phone rings. Perfect for: People who feel slightly allergic to “religious language” but still keep starting sentences with “Oh God…” Readers who like the idea of prayer but would appreciate a draft version to crib from. Anyone assembling a quietly eccentric shelf of vintage paperbacks with titles that sound like they’ve come free with a 1960s church magazine. In short: The Plain Man’s Book of Prayer (1969), Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books—a pocket-sized manual for talking to God without drama, fanfare, or theological acrobatics. Just you, some gently worn pages, and the hope that even the plainest of prayers still get through. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4961/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-plain-mans-book-of-prayer-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4959 Standard Specifications for Construction of Road and Bridges on Federal Highway Projects - FP61 by Bureau of Public Roads Behold, a love letter to bitumen. Standard Specifications for Construction of Roads and Bridges on Federal Highway Projects – FP61 (1961) is the book you get when the United States Bureau of Public Roads decides romance is overrated and what the world really needs is a 1960s masterwork on subgrade compaction, aggregate gradation, and the correct spiritual attitude toward culverts. Printed under the stern gaze of the US Department of Commerce, FP61 is not here to entertain you. It is here to make sure your road surface doesn’t fall into the nearest ravine. Every page hums with the quiet authority of people who genuinely care about the difference between “shall” and “should,” and who can look at a cross section of a concrete slab and experience something suspiciously like joy. This particular copy is a survivor from the Road Research Laboratory library, proudly ex-library and all the better for it. According to its lending history, it was taken out once in 1962, presumably by a conscientious engineer who meant to revolutionise federal highway construction and instead discovered that reading about “Class B Structural Concrete” is best attempted with strong coffee and low expectations. It then returned to the shelf and spent the next several decades in monastic stillness, absorbing the vibes of traffic counts and skid-resistance tests from afar. There is no ISBN—because in 1961, books like this didn’t need one. They simply appeared, three-hole-punched or casebound, on government shelves and expected you to conform. This is specification as scripture: each section numbered, cross-referenced and absolutely certain of itself. You’ll find clauses on everything from clearing and grubbing to guardrail installation, all rendered in that beautifully severe mid-century bureaucratic prose where feelings go to die and definitions go to thrive. Condition: Good, as interpreted by Crappy Old Books, means: Text block solid, pages all present and correct—no missing sections on embankment compaction (we checked; someone has to). Expected ex-library features: stamps, classification marks, maybe a faint ghost of an old pocket where a checkout card lived its lonely life. Some gentle shelf wear, a bit of aging to the paper, and the sense that this volume once sat very near someone in a brown lab coat who took tyre-wear very seriously. Inside, you get: The full FP61 standard, laying out how to build roads and bridges the Proper Federal Way, circa 1961. Tables, clauses and sub-clauses that treat gravel gradation with a solemnity usually reserved for constitutional amendments. A time capsule of engineering optimism, from an era when the answer to almost everything was: “Pave it. To specification.” Ideal for: Civil engineers with a nostalgic streak and a high tolerance for all-caps headings. Historians of infrastructure who know that the soul of a nation can be found in its drainage details. Anyone who has ever looked at a motorway and thought, “I wonder what the moisture-density relationship requirements were for that embankment?” So here it is: an ex–Road Research Laboratory relic, Condition: Good, ISBN: none, quietly insisting that there is a correct way to place reinforcing steel in a deck slab—and that you’d better read Section Whatever-Point-Something to find out. From Crappy Old Books: because sometimes the most beautiful mysteries are written in dry typewriter font and begin with the words, “These specifications shall apply to…” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4959/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/standard-specification-for-construction-of-roads-and-bridges-on-federal-highway-projects-fp-61-noc-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books US Department of Commerce no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4958 The Tempest by Frank Kermode Prospero’s island, but make it academic. The Tempest (1971), edited by Frank Kermode is what happens when Shakespeare’s shipwreck play washes ashore in the hands of one of the twentieth century’s sharpest literary critics. This is the classic Arden Shakespeare-style edition: the full text of The Tempest surrounded by an ocean of notes, glosses, and an introduction long enough to make you slightly suspicious that Prospero might actually be a metaphor. (He is. Several, in fact.) (Amazon) Kermode patiently walks you through storms, spirits and sulky island-dwellers, explaining exactly what’s going on when everyone starts yelling “thou” and “thee” at each other. Caliban gets his moment, Ariel gets analysed, and Prospero’s little “give up my magic” speech is treated like the emotional retirement party of the entire Shakespearean canon. Expect discussion of illusion, power, forgiveness, colonialism-before-we-called-it-colonialism, and the small matter of what it means to bring down the curtain on a career and call it mercy. (Internet Archive) This Chaucer Press / ISBN 0416101909 printing delivers all that scholarly goodness in an unapologetically old-school package: line-by-line notes skulking at the bottom of the page, proper references, and that faint sense that you should probably be reading this at a wooden desk in a draughty college library while someone in tweed marks essays nearby. It’s the edition that quietly judges you if you call it “just a play about a storm.” As for Condition: Good, this is Crappy Old Books “Good,” which translates roughly as: Fully intact, no pages missing, Prospero still in control of the island. Some honest shelf-wear, the odd scuff, maybe a sun-faded spine that whispers: “I survived three undergraduates and a seminar on postcolonial theory.” Possible light pencilled notes from a previous owner who once wrote “???” next to a speech and then went on to get a 2:1. Nothing nasty, nothing fatal—just the sort of cosmetic wear that proves the book has actually been read, not just posed with. Inside, you get: The complete text of The Tempest, that compact little drama of storms, usurpers, rebellious servants and overqualified wizards with control issues. Kermode’s introduction, which gracefully explains how the play manages to be about magic, theatre, politics, and the end of things all at once, without ever breaking into a sweat. (Internet Archive) Annotations that translate Elizabethan side-eye, unpack obscure references, and occasionally remind you that Shakespeare knew exactly what he was doing. Ideal for: Students who want to look dangerously prepared in tutorials. Amateur Shakespeare fans who enjoy the play but secretly want someone clever in the margins saying, “This bit is important; don’t blink.” Readers who suspect that between the storm, the speeches and the sulking island resident, something quite profound is going on—but would like it footnoted, just in case. So here it is: The Tempest (1971), Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books—a slightly worn but thoroughly seaworthy vessel of scholarship, ready to strand you on Prospero’s island until you, too, start seeing metaphors everywhere. The storm has weathered the cover a little. The text remains calm, clear—and just a bit enchanted. Has a significant number of annotations, underlinings etc, but nothing significant. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4958/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tempest-nov-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chaucer Press 9780416101904 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4954 The Right Way to Eat by Miriam Polunin The Right Way to Eat (1978) Miriam Polunin | JM Dent ISBN: 0460022768 | Condition: Good Purveyor of wisdom and crumbs: Crappy Old Books At last: a guide to eating properly from the glorious late 1970s, when everyone was discovering fibre, being suspicious of fats, and quietly pretending sugar was still fine as long as it came in a “wholesome” cereal box. Miriam Polunin’s The Right Way to Eat is a wonderfully earnest attempt to answer the eternal human question: “Am I doing food wrong?” Short answer: probably. Longer answer: please see 150+ pages of charts, advice, and firmly worded suggestions. What is “the right way,” exactly? In these pages you’ll find: Balanced diets explained in that unruffled, school-teacherly tone that suggests you really should have known all this already. Food groups laid out as if they were diplomatic factions at the UN, with carbohydrates negotiating quietly in the corner while proteins muscle in. Advice on “good eating habits”, designed for a world where people still sat at tables and food did not yet come in quite so many exciting neon colours. Early warnings about overeating, under-eating and mis-eating, delivered with the calm authority of someone who absolutely believes you can be better than that third biscuit. It’s nutrition before the influencers arrived. No juice cleanses. No miracle berries. Just calm, practical suggestions and a faint sense that if you don’t at least try, Miriam will be quietly disappointed in you. Vintage nutrition, vintage charm You get the full late-70s experience: Slightly stern diagrams and tables, the kind that look like they belong on a school wall under the heading “Healthy Eating.” A tone that says, “Of course you’re capable of planning sensible meals,” while knowing full well you will sometimes eat custard for dinner. Charming bits of advice that sit halfway between common sense and time-capsule: things like how to structure proper meals, sensibly sized portions, and what a “treat” should actually mean. It’s like being gently coached by a kindly but no-nonsense home economics teacher who believes in regular mealtimes, real food, and the occasional firm talking-to. About this particular copy Condition: Good – the kind of good that says, “someone read me properly, but didn’t use me as a coaster.” The pages have that soft, mellowed look that only 1970s paper can achieve, a sort of nutritional sepia. The spine has survived the decades without collapse, which is more than can be said for many modern diets. This isn’t a pristine coffee-table object. It’s a working book – the sort you can actually leave on the kitchen counter while you debate whether a fourth slice of toast still counts as “breakfast” or has begun to drift into “lifestyle choice.” Who is this for? Retro health nerds: People who like to see what nutrition looked like before the internet started shouting about it. Cooks and food historians: Anyone curious about everyday dietary advice in late-20th-century Britain, when “olive oil” still sounded faintly exotic. Diet-weary modern humans: If you’ve had it up to here with keto, paleo, intermittent fasting, and celestial moon-phase eating plans, this book’s calm, measured tone will feel like a cool flannel to the forehead. The irony of “The Right Way” Of course, the real joy lies in the title: The Right Way to Eat. As if there were ever just one right way. Reading it in 2025 is deliciously ironic. You already know that, in the decades since 1978: Fat was the enemy. Then sugar was the enemy. Then carbs. Then ultra-processed foods. Red wine was bad, then good, then bad again. Eggs were going to kill us. Then they weren’t. Then they sort of were, but only on alternate Tuesdays. Miriam Polunin, meanwhile, calmly suggests that you eat sensibly, think about what goes into your body, and perhaps don’t base your entire nutritional framework around biscuits. It’s almost radical in its simplicity. The Crappy Old Books treatment At Crappy Old Books, we specialise in volumes that are: A bit out-of-date A bit too sincere And quietly, unintentionally hilarious when viewed through modern lenses. This book is exactly that. It’s serious about food without being faddish, informative without being flashy, and inevitably wrong in some small ways (as all nutrition books eventually become) while still being basically... sensible. Put it on your shelf and it broadcasts a very specific energy: “I care about what I eat. I also enjoy leafing through 1970s health advice while consuming something entirely contrary to it.” So if you’d like a calm, old-school guide to sensible eating from a time before “superfoods” and “macro tracking” invaded the language, The Right Way to Eat is quietly waiting to lecture you – kindly, gently, and with the unshakable confidence of 1978. Condition good. Advice mostly reasonable. Title gloriously over-ambitious. Classic Crappy Old Books m https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4954/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-right-way-to-eat-nov-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent 9780460022767 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4952 Asphalt Plant Manual by The Asphalt Institute Asphalt Plant Manual (1967) The Asphalt Institute | The Asphalt Institute Press Division of Asphalt Condition: Good | ISBN: Not a Thing Yet | Sold by: Crappy Old Books At last: a book for the discerning reader who looks at a freshly laid road and thinks, “Yes, but how did we get here?” This is Asphalt Plant Manual (1967), the Asphalt Institute’s lovingly detailed hymn to the industrial alchemy that turns stones, tar, heat and hope into something you can legally drive on. It’s the sort of book that smells faintly of drawing offices, filter dust and men who know the difference between aggregate grading curves and astrology charts. What’s inside? Page after gloriously non-digital page of: Straight-faced diagrams of drums, dryers, conveyors and dust collectors, all rendered with 1960s technical optimism. Calm, authoritative prose explaining how not to blow up your bitumen tank, overheat your aggregate, or accidentally pave half the county in one afternoon. Tables, charts and formulas so sincere they practically demand you own a slide rule. This is the manual from an era when “user-friendly interface” meant a well-labelled control panel and a supervisor with a shouty voice. The legendary centre pull-out Yes, this copy still boasts its centre pull-out: a fold-out diagram so wide and magnificent it virtually requires a planning application. Unfurl it across a desk and admire: Flow lines of aggregate and asphalt like an engineering subway map. Enough technical annotation to make casual onlookers back away respectfully. The intoxicating sense that, given the right permits, you could absolutely run your own plant. For the red-blooded pavement engineer, this is basically a pin-up. About this particular copy Condition: Good – the covers show gentle evidence of being consulted by people who knew what they were doing, rather than left pristine on a shelf by people who didn’t. Binding: solid and well behaved, like a foreman who’s seen everything twice and still turns up five minutes early. Pages: clean enough to read, with just the right whisper of age to suggest it’s survived conferences, site cabins and at least one argument about burner settings. No ISBN, because when this went to press the idea of barcoding an asphalt plant manual would have seemed needlessly futuristic, like putting a rocket on a wheelbarrow. Why you might accidentally love it Engineers & students: A window into classic plant design before computers came along to ask annoying questions about emissions and optimisation. Artists & designers: Bold mid-century industrial diagrams begging to be repurposed as wall art, album covers, or ironic posters for your minimalist flat. Writers & world-builders: Need believable detail for that gritty infrastructure thriller? One evening with this and you’ll be casually dropping phrases like “cold feed bins” and “dust return system” into conversation. The Crappy Old Books spin Here at Crappy Old Books, we delight in rescuing volumes that once shaped the modern world and now languish in boxes labelled “misc. technical.” This one is: Too specialised to be fashionable, Too charming to be pulped, And just eccentric enough to make you the most interesting person in the room the next time someone complains about potholes. Prop Asphalt Plant Manual (1967) on your shelf and you send a clear message: “I take my roads seriously. And my irony even more so.” Good condition, complete with centre pull-out, and absolutely ready to help you design an imaginary plant, impress a real engineer, or simply enjoy the comforting thought that somewhere, in 1967, someone cared this much about hot mix. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4952/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/asphalt-plant-manual-nov-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Asphalt Institute no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4951 English One-Act Plays of Today by Donald FitzJohn English One-Act Plays of Today (1969) Edited by Donald FitzJohn | Oxford University Press Condition: Good | ISBN: Of Course Not | Vendor: Crappy Old Books Here it is: a snapshot of “today” that is now more than half a century old. This is English One-Act Plays of Today (1969), a collection of compact dramas from when men wore polo necks in earnest and everyone was quietly worried about existentialism and the BBC. What is this thing? Editor Donald FitzJohn has rounded up a troupe of one-act plays designed to be: short enough for school stages and draughty church halls, serious enough to make audiences stare thoughtfully at the floor, and flexible enough to allow at least one teacher to say, “We’ll cut that bit, it’s a little strong.” Inside you’ll find world-weary characters arguing in living rooms, emotional revelations in real time, and the occasional symbolic piece of furniture doing heavy metaphorical lifting. It’s a crash course in mid-20th-century British angst, presented in manageable, tea-break-friendly chunks. About this particular copy Condition: Good – pages all present, text fully readable, the odd softening at the corners from years of being slapped shut at the line “We’ll run it again from the top.” Binding: sound, in that reassuring, “has survived several school productions and at least one over-enthusiastic stage manager” way. Cover: dignified OUP minimalism, with just enough wear to prove it has seen more life than most of the characters inside. No ISBN, because the book predates the moment when every printed object needed a barcode to justify its existence. This is from the era when librarians used actual handwriting and quiet disapproval as cataloguing tools. Why you might actually want this For drama teachers: A ready-made arsenal of one-act plays for when you’re told, on Tuesday, that you’re putting on a performance on Friday. For actors: Monologues and scenes brimming with repressed feelings, awkward pauses and the chance to smoke an imaginary cigarette with great significance. For readers: A weirdly comforting reminder that people in 1969 were also confused, frustrated, and oversharing in small rooms. The Crappy Old Books angle Here at Crappy Old Books, we specialise in the sort of titles you didn’t know you needed until you discover them quietly judging you from the shelf. This volume is: old enough to be charming, worn enough to be honest, and serious enough to make you feel you’re engaging with culture even if you’re reading it in your pyjamas. Prop it on your bedside table, your rehearsal room piano, or your coffee table next to something pretentious. People will assume you: Know things about theatre, and Might, at any moment, start directing them. If you’ve ever wanted 1970s school drama festival energy in book form – clipped accents, minimal budgets, maximum emotion – this is it. Take home English One-Act Plays of Today, and enjoy yesterday’s “today” in good, gently battered condition – courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the plays are short, the blurbs are long, and the books are only slightly traumatised by their past lives. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4951/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-one-act-plays-of-today-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4946 Penguin Modern Poets 1 - Lawrence Durrell - Elizabeth Jennings - RS Thomas by Lawrence Durrell - Elizabeth Jennings - RS Thomas Penguin Modern Poets 1 – Lawrence Durrell • Elizabeth Jennings • R. S. Thomas Penguin Modern Poets (1969) • ISBN: none (because numbers are bourgeois) Condition: Good – as defined by Crappy Old Books, where “Good” means “has definitely lived a little.” This is Penguin Modern Poets 1, back when “modern” meant 1969, paperbacks were cheap, and poets still smoked metaphorically on the page even if they’d given up in real life. Three poets, one slim volume, and enough existential weather to last you the month. Inside, you get: Lawrence Durrell, who refuses to use two words where twelve will do, and is constitutionally unable to describe anything without adding at least one extra layer of sensual atmosphere. Elizabeth Jennings, who quietly turns your emotional furniture around while you’re not looking, then lets you realise two pages later that something has shifted and you’re not sure why. R. S. Thomas, who specialises in bleakly luminous lines that make you suddenly aware you haven’t moved in ten minutes and are now thinking about God, farms, and the wind in a way you definitely hadn’t planned. It’s basically a three-way poetry sampler: one intense, one precise, one flinty. Like a tasting menu for your feelings. About this particular copy This 1969 Penguin paperback comes to you in Good condition – not “mint, kept in a climate-controlled vault,” but “carried in bags, opened on buses, and left face-down during tea breaks” good. In classic Crappy Old Books fashion, that means: The cover is intact, slightly softened at the edges, and still unmistakably Penguin. The spine may show light creasing – a sort of topographical record of every time someone thought, “Just one more poem before bed.” The pages are gently tanned to that nostalgic shade best described as “vintage seminar photocopy.” No ISBN is printed anywhere, because this book is clearly above such modern tracking devices and prefers to live off the grid like a poetic hermit. No alarming stains, no missing pages, no creative “customisations” with highlighter. Just honest, well-aged paperback charm. Why this book is accidentally perfect This little anthology is ideal if: You want to look extremely clever on public transport without committing to a 600-page novel. You enjoy poetry that feels like it should be read either under a tree, in a cold kitchen, or in a rented room with dubious wallpaper. You like the idea of three poets politely taking turns in your head, each bringing their own weather front. You secretly prefer your cultural artefacts slightly scuffed, so you don’t feel unworthy of them. It’s also perfect for the kind of person who reads one poem, stares into the middle distance for five minutes, then flips back and rereads the same poem “just to check”. What you’re really getting With this Good condition copy of Penguin Modern Poets 1, you’re not just buying: A 1969 paperback A curated trio of voices A small brick of portable seriousness You’re also getting: The lingering aura of at least one earnest student who almost certainly used this for an essay on “modernity and spiritual disquiet.” A book light enough to carry but heavy enough, emotionally, to justify a sit-down. A time capsule from when “modern poets” wore tweed, contemplated eternity, and got paid in small cheques and mild recognition. In summary This copy of Penguin Modern Poets 1 – Durrell, Jennings, R. S. Thomas is: Old enough to have dignity Worn enough to be approachable And just mysterious enough (no ISBN, of course) to feel like you’ve discovered something the algorithm forgot. Adopt it from Crappy Old Books and place it somewhere visible, so visitors can clock it and think: “Ah. Someone here broods, but in a literate way.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4946/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/penguin-modern-poets-1-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Poets no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4945 Antigone by Jean Anouilh Antigone (1970) – Jean Anouilh George G Harrap • ISBN: 0245551387 • Condition: Good Proudly supplied by Crappy Old Books, where marginalia is a feature, not a bug. So, you’d like a modern(ish) French reworking of a Greek tragedy about stubbornness, authority, and the catastrophic consequences of doing what you believe is right? Excellent. Jean Anouilh’s Antigone is the version where everyone smokes metaphorical Gauloises, morality wears a sharp suit, and the whole idea of “doing the right thing” gets stress-tested to destruction. This is Antigone, but not as Sophocles knew her: She is still gloriously unreasonable. Creon is still painfully pragmatic. Everyone else is still deeply unhelpful. In other words, it’s perfect. About this copy (brace yourself) This particular 1970 George G Harrap edition is in Good condition – “Good” in the time-honoured Crappy Old Books sense of: The cover is intact and recognisably book-shaped. The binding is hanging in there like a mid-term government. The pages are all present, wearable, and have embraced a tasteful shade of academic yellow. Now, the fun bit: It has a significant amount of annotation inside, mostly concentrated around the interesting bits (which is… quite a lot of it). The notes are clearly the work of someone who took this play very seriously at some point — probably just before an exam or just after an existential crisis. The comments are mostly helpful, in the sense that you can see they were trying very hard to be insightful. They are also, tragically, almost completely illegible. A storm of underlining, circling, arrows, and passionate scribbles that definitely mean something… to someone… somewhere… in another timeline. Think of it as a director’s commentary where the director has terrible handwriting and no sense of spacing. Why this is secretly brilliant You get a ready-made “scholarly” copy without the actual danger of understanding what the previous owner thought. You can nod thoughtfully at the margins and murmur “Ah, yes, dramatic irony,” safe in the knowledge that no one can prove you wrong. The annotations give the book instant theatre-studies chic: it looks heavily studied, deeply loved, and possibly lightly wept over. Perfect for students, teachers, or casual readers who like their tragedy served with a side of mysterious intellectual ghosts. Ideal for: People who enjoy plays where everyone is technically right and still everything goes horrifically wrong. Readers who like their moral dilemmas sharp and their dialogue sharper. Anyone who secretly enjoys the smell of old paper and the sight of frantic exam-revision notes by a stranger. Gift-givers who want to say, “Here, have a classic… and also an unsolvable handwriting puzzle.” In summary This Good condition, heavily annotated but barely decipherable copy of Antigone (1970) by Jean Anouilh is: Dramatic, in content and in margins Philosophically intense, aesthetically chaotic And perfectly on-brand for Crappy Old Books, where every scribble is history, and every page has Opinions™ Adopt it, read it, puzzle over the notes, and then proudly shelve it so visitors can think: “Ah, a thoughtful person, and possibly a little bit dangerous.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4945/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/antigone-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap 9780245551383 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4944 A Quiver Full of Arrows by Jeffrey Archer A Quiver Full of Arrows (1981) – Jeffrey Archer Coronet • ISBN: 0340272724 • Condition: Good* (*“Good” in that charming, seen-some-things way we specialise in at Crappy Old Books.) Step right up for a vintage dose of Jeffrey Archer, back when shoulder pads were wide, interest rates were terrifying, and twist-in-the-tail short stories were practically a competitive sport. A Quiver Full of Arrows is Archer’s collection of neat little narrative grenades: short, sharp, and designed to go off right at the end when you’re feeling smug for “having guessed it already.” (You didn’t.) Inside this gently seasoned paperback you’ll find a parade of characters who scheme, bluff, hustle and occasionally get exactly what’s coming to them – all in under 20 pages a time. It’s perfect for: Reading on the train and accidentally missing your stop Pretending you “only read short stories” because you’re terribly busy and important Dosing yourself with a hit of 1980s storytelling where the biggest twist is not a global conspiracy, but something delightfully petty and human About this particular copy This is Crappy Old Books, so let’s manage expectations with brutal honesty: Condition: Good – which in our world means structurally sound, all pages present, fully readable, and just worn enough that you don’t feel guilty cracking the spine. The cover may show the kind of light wear that says, “I’ve been on a few holidays and one very boring business trip.” Pages may be a touch tanned, like someone who’s seen a few summers in a British garden and one reckless afternoon without sun cream. There may be a name or a small inscription inside, effectively making this book’s provenance more documented than some antiques. No dust jacket drama, no missing chapters, no mysterious sticky bits (we reject the truly feral copies). Just an honest, slightly aged paperback that’s ready for another reader rather than a museum. Why you might actually want this You like short stories with proper endings, not “interpretations”. You enjoy the kind of twist where you think, “Oh, that’s clever, I hate it, do it again.” You have a nostalgic fondness for old-school paperbacks that look like they’ve survived at least one house move and possibly a divorce. You appreciate the subtle flex of reading something from 1981 that isn’t a self-help book. In summary This Good condition Coronet paperback of A Quiver Full of Arrows is: Old enough to have character Young enough to hold together And just “crappy” enough to fit perfectly into the lovingly shambolic ethos of Crappy Old Books. Adopt it, read it, then pop it on your shelf so visitors can think, “Ah, a person of taste… and slightly worrying thrift.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4944/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-quiver-full-of-arrows-nov-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340272725 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4943 The Oxford Dictionary of Music by Michael Kennedy Behold, the Oxford Dictionary of Music (1994) — the heavyweight champion of musical name-dropping, compiled by Michael Kennedy with the calm authority of a conductor who can silence a brass section by merely raising an eyebrow. This is the reference book that lets you glide from Albinoni to Zydeco without breaking a sweat or spilling your tea. Inside you’ll find: Composers who died heroically of consumption (or of deadlines). Instruments that sound like mythological creatures (hello, ophicleide). Terms that make you nod wisely at concerts (try “appoggiatura” next time and see what happens). Tiny entries that start, “Probably born c. 1680,” which is musicology’s way of saying, “We did our best.” Kennedy’s prose is crisp, dry, and well-tempered — like a piano that’s seen some things. You’ll learn why counterpoint isn’t a debate tactic, how aleatoric music isn’t strictly about dice, and why orchestral players secretly judge you for calling it a “clarinet stick.” He also settles petty classical feuds with a diplomat’s grace: who was first, who stole whose theme, and who wrote the piece you’ve been humming since that advert in 1991. This Good condition copy has the scholarly patina you crave: pages ready to be fanned like a deck of trills and cadenzas, corners lightly rehearsed, and enough heft to press your unruly sheet music flat. It’s the sort of book that sits on a shelf like a resident expert — not loud, but always right. Perfect for: The pianist who keeps saying, “I know that name…” The choir soprano who wants receipts. The jazz enthusiast who insists on learning all the words before the notes. Anyone who’s ever wondered what a basset horn is and whether it requires a permit. Adopt it from Crappy Old Books, and you’ll never be unprepared for a post-concert argument again. With this on your desk, you can pronounce DvoÅ™ák confidently, decode liner notes like ancient runes, and deliver the killer line: “Ah yes, as Kennedy notes.” That’s the sound of intellectual fortissimo. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4943/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-oxford-dictionary-of-music-nov-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198165606 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4942 The McAdam Family and the Turnpike Roads - 1798-1861 by WJ Reader Ah yes — the McAdam Family. No, not the lovable gothic clan with a fondness for graveyards and finger-snaps — the other McAdams. The ones who gave us roads. Real, honest-to-gravel, mud-free(ish) turnpikes that dragged Britain out of the coaching mire and onto something resembling modernity. The McAdam Family and the Turnpike Roads: 1798–1861 (1980) by W.J. Reader is the heroic saga of how a Scottish engineer and his descendants revolutionised road-building — not with mystical runes or carriages pulled by bats, but with layers of crushed stone and sheer Protestant determination. Reader (that’s his real name, not a command) dives into the domestic politics of the road world: contracts, toll gates, and endless arguments about how thick the top layer of stones should be. Spoiler — it’s never enough. You’ll meet John Loudon McAdam, who decided that if you can’t pave the world with gold, compact it with broken rock and call it progress. His descendants promptly turned that sensible idea into an empire of cambered surfaces and administrative headaches. Within these pages, there are turnpike trusts squabbling like parish councils, stagecoach drivers cursing new regulations, and engineers developing a wild, almost sensual relationship with gravel grading. Reader gives it all the attention of a man who knows that civilisation itself depends on a decent road to Bath. Our copy, in Good condition, bears the usual signs of respectable academic handling — no tollgate receipts tucked inside, just clean, slightly yellowed pages that smell faintly of victory over mud. Perfect for anyone who’s ever hit a pothole and muttered, “Where’s McAdam when you need him?” Adopt this from Crappy Old Books, and learn how a family of gravel enthusiasts built the foundations of the modern world — one compacted inch at a time. You’ll never look at a B-road the same way again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4942/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mcadam-family-and-the-turnpike-roads-1798-1861-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann 9780434625024 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4938 Surveillance and Improvement of Peruvian Drinking Water Supplies by Barry Lloyd Surveillance and Improvement of Peruvian Drinking Water Supplies (1991) is the sort of title that sounds like a stern government memo until you open it and discover Barry Lloyd writing with the quiet zeal of a man who has stared into a bucket of turbidity and said, “Not today.” Published by the ever-practical Robens and DelAgua, this field-minded volume is part travelogue, part manual, and part gentle scolding of any water system that thinks it can sneak by without chlorination. If you’ve ever wondered how to coax a clean, confidence-inspiring sip out of a hilltop tap in Ayacucho—or why your coliform counts seem to multiply the moment you look away—this book is your chlorinated North Star. Lloyd escorts you up the Andes and down the Amazonian fringe with a DelAgua test kit in one hand and a clipboard in the other, turning pH, residual chlorine, and turbidity into something like supporting characters in an oddly compelling detective story. He shows you what surveillance actually means outside committee rooms: following a pipe that “definitely ends just over there” into three more bends, a goat, two leaks, and a tank that swears it was cleaned last Thursday. Improvement, meanwhile, is refreshingly literal—tighten this, raise that, teach the operator why “a pinch of chlorine” is not a unit in SI. There’s earnest science, of course—sampling routines, interpretation of bacteriological results, and the sort of improvement strategies that make infrastructure behave itself even on a windy day. But there’s also an undercurrent of wry realism: pumps sulk, valves lie, and distribution networks are capable of drama usually reserved for opera. Lloyd’s solution is equal parts method and mischief: measure ruthlessly, fix what you can, and bribe nothing except algae with proper filtration. Our copy is in Good condition, which here means it has done its fair share of armchair fieldwork without actually getting rained on in Cusco. The pages are clean, the spine cooperative, and the diagrams still ready to explain to you—patiently—why pressure zones are not suggestions. ISBN: 1852370629, which is the publishing equivalent of a GPS coordinate to a very specific, very useful corner of public health. Buy it from Crappy Old Books and feel superior the next time someone says “water is simple.” Smile, nod, then gently ask them about log removals, breakpoint chlorination, and why the llama is standing on the valve box. With Barry Lloyd at your elbow, you’ll turn perilous pours into potable poetry—one residual reading at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4938/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/surveillance-and-improvement-of-peruvian-drinking-water-supplies-nov-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robens and DelAgua 9781852370626 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4936 Surveillance of Drinking Water Quality in Rural Areas by Barry Lloyd and Richard Helmer Surveillance of Drinking Water Quality in Rural Areas (1991) is the sort of book that looks at a village standpipe and says, “Charming — now where’s my bacteriological sampling kit?” Barry Lloyd and Richard Helmer take you on a tour of turbidity, taste and total coliforms with the breezy confidence of two men who have spent more time peering into boreholes than most of us spend peering into the fridge. Published by Longman Scientific and Technical at that glorious moment when clipboards were king and spreadsheets squeaked in on floppy disks, it is a manual for anyone who has ever wondered why the kettle tastes faintly of geology. Don’t be fooled by the sober cover: inside there’s a surprisingly adventurous spirit. Springs are mapped, handpumps judged, buckets scolded, and wells politely interrogated about their personal hygiene. Surveillance, here, is not men in vans with headphones; it’s the practical art of making sure the village tap isn’t moonlighting as a petri dish. You’ll pick up the elegant nuts and bolts of rural water monitoring — sampling routines that actually work, low-cost field tests that don’t sulk in the sun, and decision trees that shepherd you from “Hmm, cloudy” to “Aha, action!” with satisfying efficiency. The tone is charmingly 1991 in the best way: pragmatic, field-tested, allergic to faff. There are forms to fill (beautiful), thresholds to respect (stern but fair), and the comforting sense that if you do what Lloyd and Helmer suggest, people will drink safer water and live to complain about the taste of tea again. It’s the rare technical book that talks to NGOs, health inspectors, and rural engineers without patronising any of them — and it does it while keeping the budget down to the level of a biscuit tin marked “Petty Cash.” Our copy? Condition: As New. As in: you will find fewer fingerprints than on a chlorinated angel. The spine is straighter than a new standpipe, the pages are as crisp as a frosty morning in a watershed, and the only haze you’ll encounter is the philosophical kind. ISBN: 9780582063303 for the cataloguers, completists and procurement officers who like to double-check their life choices. Ideal for: the charity water wonk who thinks a weekend is plenty of time for a pilot study; the council officer who wants a plan that survives contact with mud; the environmental historian who adores manuals with maps; or the quietly prepared person who believes civilisation is just three missed tankers away from learning to spell “E. coli.” Buy it from Crappy Old Books, where the water is safe, the humour is dry, and the manuals are spotless. After all, if you’re going to surveil your drinking water, you may as well do it with a book that knows the difference between a well and a well, well. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4936/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drinking-water-quality-in-rural-areas-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman Scientific and Technical 9780582063303 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4931 Confessions of a Conjuror by Derren Brown Presenting Confessions of a Conjuror (2010), Derren Brown’s glittering rabbit-hole of a memoir from Channel 4 Books—a book that starts with a deck of cards and somehow ends up riffling through the mind, manners, and microscopic anxieties of a man who makes reality flinch for a living. Imagine being trapped (pleasantly) at a café table while Brown performs close-up magic and also confesses, in forensic detail, to the private whirlwinds that power his public composure. It’s sleight of hand meets stream of consciousness: card controls, coin vanishes, and the elaborate choreography of choosing a seat that isn’t under a grim light or near someone chewing loudly. The tricks are crisp; the tangents are luxuriant; the self-portrait is generous, mortifying, and weirdly reassuring. Brown writes like a conjuror dismantling his top hat to show you the trapdoors—and then revealing that the real trapdoor was your assumption about trapdoors. One minute it’s the psychology of suggestion; the next, a lovingly baroque disquisition on pen nibs, etiquette, music, anxiety, friendship, and why the world turns on the half-second between thought and action. It’s part memoir, part backstage pass, part instruction manual for noticing the universe with suspiciously good eyesight. You’ll learn a little about magic and a lot about attention, which is magic’s cranky older cousin. This copy comes via that discerning emporium of truth-in-advertising, Crappy Old Books. Condition: Very Good—which, in the arcana of book-selling, means it has been handled like a marked card by a careful dealer: clean, tight, and with only the faintest suggestion that it has ever been riffled by mortal hands. Expect covers that still recall their youthful gloss, pages that lie obedient but not limp, and no alarming annotations (Derren’s tangents are quite enough, thank you). If there’s any whisper of shelf life, it’s the elegant kind—like patter that lands perfectly and then leaves the stage without tripping over the mic stand. ISBN: 9781905026586. File it under “mind games for nice people,” “memoirs with unexpectedly precise cutlery opinions,” or simply “things I meant to read and then read all at once.” Ideal for anyone who likes their autobiography with a side of controlled astonishment, who suspects that perfection is an illusion built from well-placed imperfections, and who appreciates a writer willing to vivisect his own tics and call it showmanship. Buy it to learn a force or two; keep it because Brown forces you—gently, artfully—to look again at how you look at everything. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4931/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/confessions-of-a-conjuror-nov-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Channel 4 Books 9781905026586 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4928 Art in Rome by Valerio Mariani Art in Rome (c.1950) Author: Valerio Mariani • Publisher: Stringa ISBN: none (SPQR predates barcodes) Condition: Good (well-travelled, well-mannered) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Welcome to the city where marble catches the light like it has a contract. Valerio Mariani’s Art in Rome is a brisk Roman holiday for your brain: part pocket docent, part confident friend who points at a ceiling and says, “Yes, that cloud is doing theology.” Printed around 1950, when guidebooks wore ties and typefaces behaved, this Stringa edition marches you from Republican foundations to Baroque fireworks without losing its hat or its Latin. Mariani writes in that perfect mid-century tone—succinct, slightly amused, never a bore. He knows his orders from his ordinals, his Bernini from his Borromini, and why the Pantheon is both a building and an argument. Expect compact essays on the big beasts (Pantheon, San Clemente, Raphael rooms, Michelangelo’s everything) plus the sort of side-chapel intelligence that makes you look like you’ve been living in Trastevere since Constantine. Photographs and plates—crisp, monochrome, unfussy—do exactly what you want: show the curve of a cornice, the weight of a column, and the way Roman light practices chiaroscuro without asking permission. Maps and plans keep you pointed in the right direction, or at least toward a decent espresso between Santa Maria sopra Minerva and the next gasp. Condition “Good,” in our deliberately old-school dialect, means: a touch of honest rub to the cover, pages clean and evenly toned like a well-kept travertine step, binding square as a Roman forum, and plates still sharp. No alarming annotations, no wine stains, no post-war dust (we checked). Just the respectable patina of a book that has been opened reverently and closed reluctantly. Use cases (road-tested between ruins): Plot a one-day masterpiece loop: Pantheon → Caravaggio detour → Gesù ceiling → Borromini curve → gelato → sanity restored. Settle dinner arguments with the line: “Mariani says the façade is rhetoric; the nave is grammar.” Choose your interior palette from porphyry, lapis, stucco, and mild triumph. Practise saying “oculus” like you mean it. Bluffer’s crib (deploy while pointing at a dome): “Bernini is motion; Borromini is ideas with hinges.” “The Pantheon is a sunbeam distribution device.” “Baroque is not excess; it’s conviction in 3D.” Ideal for: art pilgrims, Rome repeat-offenders, students who prefer clear sentences to foggy sighs, and anyone who suspects that the Eternal City is best read like a library with better ceilings. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell storied and sturdy. If you want a compact, witty companion that treats Rome as both museum and conversation, Mariani is your guide—ticket not included, admiration compulsory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4928/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/art-in-rome-oct-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stringa no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4927 Historic Houses of Britain by Mark Girouard Historic Houses of Britain (1980) Author: Mark Girouard • Publisher: Marks & Spencer (yes, that Marks & Spencer) ISBN: none (country houses don’t queue for barcodes) Condition: Good (well-bred, well-behaved) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Behold the only book that can take you from motte-and-bailey to mock-Tudor without once asking you to remove your muddy shoes. In Historic Houses of Britain, architectural grandee Mark Girouard does what he does best: he walks straight past the peacocks, peers under the plasterwork, and explains why your favourite staircase is actually a political statement with banisters. It’s social history in its Sunday best—gossip, geometry and power, all measured in bays. The fun twist? It’s published by Marks & Spencer—proof that the people who brought you polite sandwiches also financed a very civilised gallop through eight centuries of domestic swagger. Girouard’s text is brisk, witty and sharp enough to slice a baroque cornice; the pictures behave accordingly, with facades lined up like debutantes and interiors that know which side the damask is ironed. Inside you’ll find the house-as-timeline: fortified halls that whisper “please invade sensibly,” prodigy houses that show off like newly rich dukes, Palladian cool that double-checks its symmetry before speaking, and Victorian everything, everywhere, all at once. Girouard links plan to purpose—long galleries for walking and boasting, great chambers for being important, service wings for the choreography of invisible labour—and sprinkles in the human bit: heirs who spent too much, architects who drew too much, and gardeners who hid everything with a ha-ha. Condition “Good” in Crappy Old Books dialect means civilised wear: a touch of edge-rub to the jacket, clean pages, binding square as a Georgian façade, and plates that still gleam like polished brass. No foxing worth naming, no scandal in the endpapers; just the light patina of a volume that has taken tea with a few coffee tables and behaved impeccably. Use cases (tested below stairs and above): Plan a weekend of house-crawling with arguments settled by Girouard quotations. Decode why that chimney stack is basically a status update. Select your interior palette from oak, stucco, coal-smoke and inheritance. Drop dinner-party one-liners: “The library is a moral posture, obviously.” Bluffer’s crib (deploy while admiring a loggia): “Palladianism is not a style; it’s self-control in stone.” “The long gallery is where you exercised the legs and the lineage.” “That Gothick is sugarwork—try not to sneeze.” Ideal for: stately-home weekenders, armchair conservationists, architectural rubberneckers, and anyone who suspects that a front door is just a very confident thesis statement. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell well-connected. If you want Britain’s big houses explained with charm, diagrams, and the occasional raised eyebrow, this 1980 tour is your invitation—no timed entry slot required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4927/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/historic-houses-of-britain-oct-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Marks and Spencer no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4926 The Canals of Amsterdam by Sandy Lesberg The Canals of Amsterdam (1976) Author: Sandy Lesberg • Publisher: Peebles Press ISBN: 0672522187 Condition: Good (seaworthy in a strictly canal sense) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Welcome to the city that keeps its water indoors. Sandy Lesberg’s The Canals of Amsterdam is a brisk, handsome tour of a metropolis that decided streets were fine but moats you could live with were better. Here are the concentric grachtengordel ribbons—Singel, Herengracht, Keizersgracht, Prinsengracht—looping around the Golden Age like a very Dutch hug. The photos are gloriously mid-’70s: long shadows on brick, bell gables preening for their close-up, bicycles posing as public sculpture, and boats behaving like relaxed furniture. Lesberg writes the way a good guide rows: steady strokes, sly asides, and the occasional magnificent detour into history where merchants out-splendoured monarchs and warehouses learned to smile for tourists. Expect miniature seminars on merchant houses, bruggen with opinions, houseboats that look surprisingly housey, and those tidy trees that have better manners than most cities’ traffic. Condition “Good” in our nautical lexicon means: jacket with honest edge-rub (call it patina by drizzle), boards square, binding tight (no listing to port), pages clean and bright with only the faintest age-toning to the margins—more Heineken foam than harbour fog. No tide marks, no coffee calamities, no pressed stroopwafel discovered at chapter three (we checked). Inside, you’ll drift past: Reflections that do Impressionism better than Impressionists. Houten klapbruggen (wooden drawbridges) that wink as they rise. Courtyards you only find by getting lost correctly. The elegant arithmetic of canal houses where width was a tax and bragging rights were vertical. Use cases (field-tested amid ducks): Plan an impeccably cultural Saturday: Begijnhof at 10, Herengracht flânerie by noon, Noordermarkt cheese moralities after. Settle bets about which canal is which without consulting a single app—just point at a gable and nod gravely. Pilfer palettes for your living room: brick umber, water pewter, shutter green, cloud milk. Cure the misconception that a houseboat is a boat; in Amsterdam it’s an address. Bluffer’s crib (deploy over genever): “The canal belt is urban planning as jewelry.” “Bell gables were Instagram before cameras.” “If the reflection is sharper than the building, you’re on the Keizersgracht.” “Amsterdam didn’t grow; it engineered.” Physical particulars, frankly declared: dust jacket lightly scuffed; colours still sprightly; photo plates crisp; text clean; spine straight; no inscriptions or library foibles; faint scent of good paper with a wholly imaginary note of canal air. Ideal for: armchair mariners, brick romantics, cyclists who brake for bridges, urbanists who prefer geometry with water, and anyone who suspects that serenity is a civil engineering project. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell handsome survivors with stories. If you want a 1976 window onto a city that floats by design and smiles by habit, this is your berth—mooring lines included, tide not required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4926/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-canals-of-amsterdam-oct-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peebles Press 9780672522185 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4925 Venice The Great Cities by Aubrey Menen Venice — The Great Cities (1978) Author: Aubrey Menen • Publisher: Time-Life Books ISBN: 0705404889 Condition: Good (briskly gondolable) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Behold the coffee-table gondola that actually goes places. Aubrey Menen—essayist, wit, occasional heretic—takes Time-Life’s glossy camera by the hand and leads it through La Serenissima with the air of someone who has read the footnotes and decided which ones deserve a drink. This isn’t just canals and clichés (though the canals behave spectacularly); it’s Venice as a functioning hallucination: stone that floats, water that rules, tourists that multiply, and saints who keep an eye on the timetables. The pictures do that late-70s thing in the best way: saturated skies, water the colour of oxidised jewellery, façades wearing five centuries of makeup and none of the shame. You get Basilica di San Marco in all its Byzantine swagger, the Doge’s Palace pretending it’s weightless, Accademia bridges that know your angles, workmen with boats for pockets, and a cast of pigeons who think they’re shareholders. Menen’s text is dry as a good biscuit—history, gossip, and precision snark, all arranged so you can sound marvellously informed while pointing at a photograph and saying “that campanile fell over once, you know.” Condition “Good” here means the book has sailed a few coffee tables and returned without barnacles. The jacket shows honest shelf-rub (call it patina di vaporetto), boards are square, binding steady, pages clean and glossy with only the lightest sun-kiss to the edges—more Giudecca glow than librarian’s sigh. No coffee rings, no lagoon deposits; just the civilised aura of a volume that has been opened with intention and closed with satisfaction. Use cases (tested between tides): Plot a day that looks like a century: morning at Frari, noon at Rialto, dusk on Zattere, evening pretending you live there. Win dinner arguments with the sentence: “Menen’s right—Venice is a republic disguised as a city.” Colour-match your living room to Istrian stone, verdigris shutters, and polite algae. Cure a case of “I only know San Marco” with two flips and a footnote. Bluffer’s crib (deploy while stirring a Negroni): “Venice isn’t sinking; she’s negotiating.” “Those brick lace patterns? Bassi rilievi for people who read façades.” “The secret of Venice is maintenance; the miracle is that it’s still beautiful after it.” “Every traghetto is a philosophy seminar with oars.” Physical particulars, frankly declared: dust jacket lightly edge-worn; colours bright; plates crisp; text clean; no inscriptions; spine uncracked but ready; faint whiff of bookshop and sea air (purely imaginary, thoroughly recommended). Ideal for: armchair flâneurs, canal-level historians, incurable romantics, architectural rubber-neckers, and anyone who suspects “getting lost” is the only proper Venetian verb. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell well-travelled and seaworthy. If you want Venice with wit, pictures with patience, and a guide who refuses to gush when a raised eyebrow will do, this is your passage. Bring sensible shoes and a sense of humour; the tide waits for no one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4925/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/venice-oct-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time-Life Books 9780705404884 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4924 Roma - Patre Prima by Touring Club Italiano Roma — Parte Prima (1960) Editore/Publisher: Touring Club Italiano (T.C.I.) Lingua/Language: Italiano (Italian) ISBN: none (SPQR predates ISBNs) Condition: Good (cittadina, ben tenuta) Imprint: Crappy Old Books All roads lead to this little brick of certainty: Touring Club Italiano’s Roma — Parte Prima (yes, Parte, not Patre—though Romans would forgive a declension or two after lunch). It’s the classic mid-century TCI production—half pocket atlas, half cultural chaperone—where streets march in tidy grids, monuments line up for inspection, and the captions behave themselves in proper Italian. Inside you get the Roman starter course done with old-school confidence: Crisp piantine (street plans) that make sense of the seven hills without requiring a mule. Itinerari that glide from Foro Romano to Campidoglio while pointing out the mosaics you nearly missed. Schede on churches, obelisks, arches, emperors, popes, and that one bit of masonry every guide insists is important (they’re right). Photographs in restrained mid-century splendour—sunlight on travertine, shadows wearing togas. A tone that suggests your guide once argued urbanism with Giambattista Nolli and won politely. Condition “Good” in Crappy Old Books grammar means onesto e solido: the cover shows civilised edge-wear from actual travel, the binding is square and obedient, the pages are clean with the faintest cappuccino tint (call it patina urbana, not damage). No calamities, no rain-soaked tragedies, just the satisfied air of a book that has crossed Piazza Navona more than once without spilling a single datum. Use cases (field-tested): Plan a walking campaign that conquers the Centro Storico by lunchtime and the Aventino by aperitivo. Translate place-names on the fly and feel instantly more Roman than your shoes. Win pub (sorry, osteria) arguments with the bibliographic flex: “TCI, 1960, Parte Prima.” Decorate your desk with the kind of cartography that makes modern apps feel underdressed. Handy phrases to mutter with authority: “Secondo il Touring, giriamo a sinistra.” “È tutto qui, pianta alla mano.” “Il travertino è un carattere morale, non solo una pietra.” “Sì, ma la prospettiva del Bramante…” Physical particulars, candidly declared: boards rubbed but respectable; spine firm; pages tight; maps crisp; foldouts (where present) cooperative; Italian throughout; no inscriptions beyond the occasional well-meaning pencilled tick. Aroma: bookshop with a whisper of basil (purely aspirational). Ideal for: flâneurs who prefer città eterna to eternal scrolling, Italophiles who like their facts with accenti, students of urban history, and anyone who believes a good guidebook is a portable conversation with Rome. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell storied and sturdy. If you want a dependable 1960 companion that still knows which alley delivers the best first gasp of the Pantheon, this Parte Prima is your passport—timbro non richiesto. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4924/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/roma-patre-prima-oct-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Touring Club Italiano no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4923 Great Pubs of London by George Dailey Great Pubs of London (2016) Author: George Dailey • Publisher: Prestel ISBN: 9783791382708 Condition: Good (well-kept, like a bar towel that’s seen things) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Raise a glass to the hardback that knows which side of the bar to stand on. Great Pubs of London is George Dailey’s lovingly lit crawl through the capital’s finest boozers—Victorian gin palaces with mile-long mirrors, panelled snugs that whisper secrets, tiled temples where even the urinals are Grade II, and back-street locals that somehow pour both melancholy and joy at exactly cellar temperature. It’s half architecture tour, half anthropological field study, and entirely an excuse to point at pictures and say, “Next time, there.” Dailey’s camera does the good work: enameled snob screens, mosaic thresholds that spell out names you’ve sworn allegiance to, hand-pumps gleaming like brass bugles before last orders, and the particular London light that turns a pint into stained glass. The text pours in generous measures—origins, near-misses with developers, cameos by poets and spivs, and the occasional jaw-dropping detail (some of these ceilings are wearing more gold leaf than a small principality). Condition “Good” here means the book has completed its first crawl with dignity. The dust jacket shows the light rub of a bar-top slide; boards square; binding sound (no hangover); pages clean with only the faintest suggestion of “pub quiz” in the margins. No beer blooms, no crisp packets pressed flat—just honest mileage and a lingering desire to ring the bell. What you can do with it (apart from plan your life): Build a civilised route from Bloomsbury to the Borough without repeating a beer style. Settle arguments about which pub actually has the original etched glass (and which has excellent copies). Learn why some mirrors say “Wines & Spirits” and others say “Spirits & Wines,” and why both are correct after two rounds. Decorate your vocabulary with phrases like snug, lantern light, island bar, and mahogany counter run. Gift to the friend who always says, “Anywhere but a chain,” and means it. Bluffers’ crib (deploy at the bar): “Victorian ‘gin palaces’ weren’t about gin; they were about lighting.” “That’s a snob screen—privacy for people who still wanted to be seen.” “Note the mosaic threshold: you’re standing on history in very sensible shoes.” “Pubs survive because regulars do—this book is their group portrait.” Physical particulars, frankly declared: jacket lightly edge-worn, colours bright; paper stock still crisp; photographs glossy and well-behaved; no inscriptions, no beer-mat bookmarks left inside (we checked). Aroma: bookshop with a memory of hops (purely psychological). Ideal for: architecture fanciers, ale trailblazers, exiled Londoners, devoted regulars, and anyone who understands that a pub is a public living room with better stories. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell properly conditioned. If you want a handsome guide to the rooms where London becomes itself—one pint, one panelled corner at a time—this is your next round. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4923/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-pubs-of-london-oct-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prestel 9783791382708 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4922 Pompei by Alfonso de Franciscis Pompei (1971) A cura di: Alfonso de Franciscis • Fotografie: Carlo Bevilacqua Serie: I Documentari n. 15 • Editore: Istituto Geografico De Agostini S.p.A., Novara ISBN: none (Vesuvius erupts, barcodes don’t) Condition: Good (ash-free, plate-proud) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Presenting the most civilised walk through a disaster you’ll ever own: Pompei, the 1971 De Agostini album where archaeology meets Italian publishing efficiency. Alfonso de Franciscis (then Superintendent of the Excavations of Campania) conducts the tour; Carlo Bevilacqua supplies photographs that can smell a paving stone at twenty paces. It’s number 15 in the very serious, very handsome series I Documentari, overseen by the Boroli brothers with a managing editor named Emilio Borciani—because even ruins require paperwork. Inside, the book does exactly what a time machine should. The Sommario promises: Le origini (before the Romans arrived with roads and receipts) Il periodo sannita and il periodo romano (from swagger to empire) I segni premonitori (no refunds), then La tragedia (hold on to your strigils) Il risveglio—archaeologists, picks, dust, delight La Pompei del I secolo d.C. (the neighbourhood tour: forum, bakeries, the house you’d like to steal) Fold-out Pianta di Pompei and a suite of Illustrazioni for pointing at while planning your escape route Bevilacqua’s plates catch the drama without melodrama: deep-shadow streets, cart ruts like staff lines, frescoes behaving as if the party merely paused, and those famous stepping stones daring you to cross in unsuitable shoes. De Franciscis keeps the prose brisk—informative, unflustered, occasionally tender—like a guide who knows the guard and the dog. Condition “Good” in our house style means the volume has been appropriately adored: jacket with honest rub and the odd nick, boards square, binding tight enough to survive a minor tremor, pages clean with the faintest ancient-site tan (think caffè latte, not tephra). No ash, no odour of catastrophe, only the respectable aroma of 1970s Italian printing. Use cases (tested and approved): Coffee-table declaration that your taste runs to classics and catastrophes. A portable syllabus for anyone who thinks insula is a cloud and lararium a tropical fish. Colour planning: tufa grey, pompeian red, olive-wood brown, and sun-bleached travertine. Reading aloud the chapter on premonitory signs whenever your smoke alarm beeps. Talking points for the dinner table (or forum): “Pompeii isn’t a ruin; it’s a paused municipality.” “The stepping stones are pedestrian crossings, not giant ravioli.” “Excavation is destruction—this book is the memory.” “If you can pronounce thermopolium, you’ve earned another glass.” Physical particulars, candidly declared: dust jacket lightly edge-worn; spine lettering firm; pages bright, plates crisp; fold-out plan present; Italian throughout; printed in 1971 at Istituto Geografico De Agostini, Novara with the series badge I DOCUMENTARI 15 proudly in situ. Ideal for: armchair archaeologists, Latin nostalgics, travellers who pack guidebooks even for the sofa, and anyone who enjoys a good before/after with two millennia between. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell storied. If you want Pompeii with authoritative text, clear plates, and just enough ash in the imagination, this is your souvenir that got out before the volcano misbehaved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4922/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pompei-oct-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Istituto Geografico De Agostini SpA no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4921 Paris by Flammarion Paris (1961) Publisher: Flammarion • Printer: Draeger Frères, Montrouge ISBN: none (Paris doesn’t queue) Condition: Good (boulevard-tested, café-proof) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Behold a mid-century publisher’s picture-book that does exactly what it says on the tin: PARIS, as issued by Flammarion and printed—immaculately, of course—by the legendary Draeger Frères on 31 March 1961 at Montrouge (we have the colophon to prove it). This is the sort of album that used to live on smart sideboards and settle arguments about bridges. It’s all Seine and certainty, with the quiet authority of photogravure and captions that behave. Inside you get a guided drift down the river and across the centuries: LA SEINE from the arch of Pont Saint-Michel (spray optional). The tip of the Vert-Galant, where Parisians practise being more Parisian. A plan of Lutetia before the Romans brought roads and opinions. A generous spread of boulevards, monuments, quays and corners that look exactly like postcards wish they did. A number of plates are credited to Renaud-Lemarinier, a name that sounds like a poet and shoots like a cartographer—clean lines, good light, zero fuss. Condition “Good” in Crappy Old Books parlance means honest, well-kept city miles. The jacket shows civilised edge-rub and a veteran protective film that has done more for preservation than most museums; boards square; binding steady; pages clean and pleasantly toned with the lightest touch of foxing (call it café crème rather than cellar). No spilled Bordeaux, no savage dog-ears, only the patina of having been opened often enough to say “look, that’s where we turned left.” This is a house production, not a single-author opus—Flammarion assembled the pictures, Draeger printed them gloriously, and Paris did the rest. The text keeps a respectful distance while the imagery does all the flirtation. Think of it as a 1961 time capsule: the city halfway between post-war grit and New Wave gloss, before everything was filtered and after everyone learned where the light is best. Use cases (field-tested): Deploy on the coffee table to raise the room’s IQ and property values. Plan an imaginary stroll: Île de la Cité at noon, Arc de Triomphe by tea, Pont Neuf at the blue hour. Mine for palette ideas (zinc roof grey, river silver, bakery cream) or for captions that make you sound local. Cite the Draeger Frères credit at parties and watch collectors nod like metronomes. Talking points for the incurably enthusiastic: “Printed by maîtres-imprimeurs—they don’t use that phrase lightly.” “1961 Paris: before Instagram, after reason.” “Renaud-Lemarinier’s camera understands the Seine better than most boats.” Physical particulars, frankly declared: jacket rubbed with a few small nicks beneath that vintage wrap; boards true; binding sound; plates crisp; captions legible; colophon present and correct—“Achevé d’imprimer le 31 mars 1961… Draeger Frères, Montrouge.” Aroma: bookshop with a memory of Gauloises (purely psychological). Ideal for: flâneurs without visas, decorators with restraint, nostalgists with standards, and anyone who believes a city can be both map and romance. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell experience. If you want Paris the way 1961 saw it—unhurried, well printed, and certain of itself—this is your river ticket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4921/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/paris-oct-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Draeger Freres no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4920 Private Eye - The First 50 Years - An A-Z by Adam MacQueen Private Eye — The First 50 Years: An A–Z (2011) Author: Adam MacQueen • Publisher: Private Eye Productions Ltd ISBN: 9781901784565 Condition: Good (suitably dog-eared by laughter) Imprint: Crappy Old Books At last: fifty years of Britain’s favourite unruly parish newsletter, indexed so you can find your libels alphabetically. Adam MacQueen’s A–Z is the handbook to the Eye-verse—from A is for “Arfurs” and “Appalling!”, through G is for Gnome (Lord), L is for Lunchtime O’Booze, P is for Pseuds Corner, S is for Street of Shame, and Z is for Zzz (the libel lawyer’s invoice lullaby). It’s half scrapbook, half survival guide, and wholly the sound of Britain clearing its throat before taking the mickey. Condition “Good” means this copy has been properly enjoyed: edges with a hint of shelf rub, pages bright, binding square, and the faint aftersmell of overbrewed tea and righteous giggling. No catastrophic coffee rings, no courtroom exhibits in the margins; just a book that has sat open on desks whenever public life did something particularly British (i.e., ridiculous). Inside you get the Eye’s house fauna and formats in their natural habitat: Glenda Slagg reviewing everyone, twice, and coming to opposite conclusions. Dave Spart explaining solidarity at volume eleven. MD diagnosing the nation and occasionally anatomy in high places. In The Back where the jokes stop smiling and the receipts come out. Colemanballs, athletics with the sound on. Pseuds Corner, a national service since the invention of adjectives. The covers, those tiny posters that could sink a government or at least a lunch. MacQueen plays archivist and ringmaster, stitching together five decades of mayhem with captions that know where the bodies are (footnote: wholly figurative, m’lud). There are facsimiles, sidebars, and time-capsule headlines that make recent history feel like yesterday’s punchline. A refresher on the magazine’s sacred rights—the right to mock, the right to dig, and the right to say “erm, source?”—and a roll call of the usual suspects: Ingrams, Hislop, a thousand cartoonists with sharpened nibs, and an endless queue of public figures generously volunteering material. Use cases (tested, not necessarily recommended): Leave on the coffee table and watch visitors self-sort by which page they open first (Pseuds or Street of Shame). Deploy to settle pub arguments about “when the Eye first called X a national treasure/menace.” Hand to students as the shortest course in British media literacy available without swearing. Open at random whenever the news says “nothing to see here.” Talking points for the incurably opinionated: “The Eye invented the long read by hiding it In The Back.” “Britain’s unwritten constitution is mostly this book with staples.” “Satire ages badly—except when it turns out to be a documentary.” Physical particulars, frankly declared: light rub to wrapper, corners politely rounded, spine uncracked and willing, pages clean and evenly toned; illustrations and facsimiles crisp; no inscriptions; no injunctions taped inside. Smell profile: print shop with a hint of committee room. Ideal for: news junkies, cartoon tragics, historians of scandal, people who think footnotes should have a sense of humour, and anyone who has ever muttered “see you in Pseuds Corner” while closing a broadsheet. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell experienced mischief. If you want your British satire curated and cross-referenced with a wink and a filing system, this A–Z is your pocket Westminster—minus the upholstery, plus the jokes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4920/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/private-eye-the-first-50-years-oct-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Private Eye Productions Ltd 9781901784565 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4919 Modigliani and His Models by Royal Academy of Arts Modigliani and His Models (2006) Author/Publisher: Royal Academy of Arts • ISBN: 9781903973820 Condition: Very Good (dreamily elongated, sensibly square) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Prepare to be looked at—calmly, aristocratically, and at a slight tilt. Modigliani and His Models is the Royal Academy’s impeccably lit promenade through Amedeo’s universe of almond eyes, swan necks, and faces that appear to know your secrets and have decided not to tell. It’s the exhibition catalogue that remembers the people as much as the paintings: lovers with mythic cheekbones, friends with café stamina, patrons with opinions, and that endlessly repeatable Modigliani trick of making a rectangle feel like a sonnet. Condition “Very Good” means this copy has enjoyed a polite life among adults who use coasters. Jacket faintly kissed at the extremities (call it Parisian patina), boards square, binding tight, pages glossy and luminous as if the varnish had a fitness regime. No coffee rings, no auction-lot pencilings, no tragic dog-ears—just the agreeable scent of book and a hint of studio turpentine in the imagination. Inside, the Royal Academy does its practiced waltz: Plates that do justice to Modigliani’s chalks, oils, and those carved, notched stone heads that look like they were discovered at the bottom of a very tasteful ocean. Essays that triangulate Montparnasse gossip, market history, and biographical thunderclouds without losing their museum voice. The quiet miracle of catching how Modigliani flattened space but not feeling—everyone is stylised, nobody is generic. A roll call of models who become collaborators: Jeanne Hébuterne with her inward light, Lunia Czechowska with composure like a theorem, art-world friends who held the pose and, occasionally, the rent. The pleasure here is double: it’s a catalogue you can read like a biography and a biography you can leave open like a window. You’ll spot the Tuscan clarity under the Paris fog, the Sienese ghosts in the line, and the way a single, deliberate curve of neck can turn a chair into an aria. The captions behave (dates, lenders, mediums), the chronology keeps the café hours, and the scholarship stays brisk enough to make room for reverie. Use cases (tested in civilized homes): Posing on the coffee table and raising the IQ of the room by several points. Settling arguments about which portrait has the most Modi—the answer is always “the next one.” Colour recipes for a wall that wants to be warm grey with opinions. Teaching teenagers that “long face” can be a compliment. Talking points to deploy while nibbling olives: Modigliani’s elongations are not affectation; they’re music—the human form arranged in legato. The eyes are often blank because he refused to improvise a soul. His stone heads are modernist idols—archaeology for a future that had not happened yet. Montparnasse wasn’t bohemia-by-Instagram; it was sleep deprivation with genius. Physical particulars, candidly declared: dust jacket lightly rubbed at corners; colours bright; plates crisp; paper clean and still glossy; spine uncreased; no inscriptions; edges just shy of mint because life should show. Smell profile: gallery opening with a memory of pencil shavings. Ideal for: Deco romantics, portrait partisans, collectors who prefer line over noise, and anyone who’s ever thought “could a rectangle be glamorous?” (Yes. Here.) Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell beautifully lived-with. If you want a catalogue that looks you in the eye and lengthens your afternoon, this Modigliani is waiting—chin lifted, gaze level, utterly sure of itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4919/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modigliani-and-his-models-oct-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Royal Academy of Arts 9781903973820 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4918 Tamara de Lempicka - Art Deco Icon by Royal Academy of Arts Tamara de Lempicka — Art Deco Icon (2004) Author/Publisher: Royal Academy of Arts • ISBN: 9781903973431 Condition: Good (sleek as a roadster, honest as a receipt) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Fasten your enamel brooches: this is the lacquered, high-octane catalogue of Tamara de Lempicka, patron saint of speed-line cheekbones and chrome-plated desire. The Royal Academy here moonlights as a Deco pit crew—polishing canvases until they purr and arranging the life and legend of Tamara with the precision of a society portraitist arranging a glove. You get the full 1920s–30s panorama: emerald dresses with the gravitational pull of small planets, lips engineered by aerodynamics, and a parade of patrons who all look like they know where the good parties are. Condition “Good” means this copy has done a few laps but didn’t hit the barriers. The jacket shows modest edge-rub (call it light patina—very Tamara), the boards remain square, and the pages are clean, glossy, and ready to reflect your chandelier. No coffee catastrophes, no museum-sticker trauma, just the gentle trace of having been admired at arm’s length by someone who said “divine” unironically. Inside, the book is a showroom of Lempicka’s greatest hits and most debonair detours: Portraits that double as architecture, all planes and torque, bodies rendered like streamlined buildings. Self-portraits that could apply for diplomatic immunity. Drapery that behaves like a well-trained thunderstorm. Essays that balance biography, gossip, and provenance with academic sangfroid—because even a myth deserves footnotes. A crisp chronology for anyone who likes to know exactly when Paris sat up straight. Expect the Royal Academy tone: lucid, lavishly illustrated, and just tart enough to keep the legend honest. The reproductions are lush without lying; you can practically hear the engines in the background as Tamara overtakes the 19th century and waves politely. The design team, sensibly, lets the paintings do the shouting while the captions slide in with dates, lenders, and occasional revelations (“that green is doing most of the seduction”). Use cases (tested at soirées and serious desks): Coffee table power move that says, “Yes, I have electricity and taste.” Quick refresher before lecturing someone about Machine Age glamour and why shoulders came with spoilers. Palette inspiration when your living room cries out for oyster, malachite, and scandal. A diplomatic answer to “What, exactly, is Art Deco?” (Open to any page. Gesture.) Talking points to deploy while adjusting your monocle: Lempicka painted speed as a religion and modernity as a mood. Her patrons didn’t sit; they posed like treaties. The triangles are never accidental. Neither are the gloves. Between Ingres and Bugatti, she chose both, then tinted them emerald. Physical particulars, candidly declared: jacket lightly rubbed at extremities; boards square; binding tight; plates bright and unruffled; pages free of inscriptions, with only the faintest whisper of shelf-life—more salon than storage. Smells agreeably of book and a hint of imaginary perfume. Ideal for: Deco devotees, portrait pilgrims, maximalists with plans, minimalists in crisis, and anyone who believes a well-drawn elbow can win an argument. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell seductively intact. If you want a catalogue that arrives in a roadster and leaves with your attention, this Tamara is idling at the curb, engine purring, lipstick set to “inevitable.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4918/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tamara-de-lempicka-art-deco-icon-oct-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Royal Academy of Arts 9781903973431 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4917 Uproar - The First 50 Years of the London Group by Sarah MacDougall and Rachel Dickson Uproar — The First 50 Years of the London Group (2013) Authors: Sarah MacDougall & Rachel Dickson • Publisher: Lund Humphries ISBN: 9780099590378 Condition: Fine (positively gallery-ready) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Prepare for polite pandemonium. Uproar is the brisk, beautifully illustrated chronicle of the London Group’s first half-century—the artists’ club that behaved like a salon, occasionally like a scrum, and always like a deadline. Founded in 1913 by people who thought the Royal Academy needed fresh air and fewer eyebrows, the Group fused Camden Town grit, Bloomsbury nerve, Vorticist angles, and the eternal problem of who gets to hang by the door. The result: a century’s worth of British modernism condensed into one handsome volume where styles collide and everyone remains terribly civil about it. Condition “Fine” means this copy looks as if it just stepped out of a white cube and declined the canapés. Corners are crisp; boards immaculate; pages bright, clean, and perfectly bound; the dust jacket behaves like a well-tailored statement coat. No dents, no dog-ears, no coffee ghosts—merely the faint promise of printer’s ink and the distant clink of exhibition glasses. Inside, MacDougall and Dickson do curation the way the London Group did argument—lively, informed, and allergic to boredom. You’ll move from Gore and Gilman’s decisive greys to Bomberg’s swaggering geometry; from Wadsworth’s machined dreams to Pissarro (Lucien, not Claude) making London weather look like a modernist conspiracy. There are posters, letters, minutes, and photographs to prove that “artist-run” can mean “artist-wrangled,” plus enough exhibition ephemera to recreate a private view on your kitchen table (wine optional, opinions compulsory). Use cases (approved by history teachers and mischief): Deploy as a crash course in British modernism that remembers the actual fights as well as the paintings. Place open on your coffee table to suggest you regularly found artist groups. Wave at friends while saying “Yes, but the hanging committee…” and watch them nod like critics. Mine the captions for names you can drop at private views with reckless accuracy. Highlights you can boast about without breaking a sweat: Why 1913 felt like a starting pistol. How the Group managed to be both a refuge and a wrestling ring for figurative and abstract tribes. The myth of the British avant-garde being shy (it wasn’t). The persistent truth that all great movements eventually form committees and minutes—and sometimes masterpieces. Physical particulars, frankly declared: jacket sharp, colours unfaded, binding tight, paper bright, plates luminous; no inscriptions, no remainder marks, no surprises—unless you count the sudden urge to buy a wall. Ideal for: collectors who enjoy their modernism with receipts; artists who like proof that dissent can be institutional and still interesting; historians who prefer pictures with footnotes; anyone who thinks “uproar” sounds like a perfectly reasonable mission statement. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell better than mint with personality. If you want a catalogue that behaves and a history that crackles, this Uproar is your calm, immaculate riot. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4917/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/uproar-oct-2025.jpg 40.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lund Humpries 9780099590378 GB Standard 8.50 GBP COB-4915 Demosthenes - Olynthiacs by JM Macgregor Demosthenes — Olynthiacs (1956) Editor: J. M. Macgregor • Publisher: Cambridge at the University Press ISBN: none (Athenians preferred thunderbolts to barcodes) Condition: Good (upright, declamatory, ready to harangue) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Provenance: Ex–Old Palace School, Croydon (where rhetoric met drizzle and refused to back down) Behold the portable siren on a lectern: Demosthenes’ Olynthiacs, the three fire-bell speeches that tried—politely at first, then rather less so—to get Athens off the sofa and over to Olynthus before Philip of Macedon redecorated the Balkans. This 1956 Cambridge school edition, adjudicated by J. M. Macgregor, delivers the full civic workout: brisk introductions, notes with no time for waffle, and the kind of vocabulary that arrives exactly when your participles begin to protest. Condition “Good” here means properly trained and schoolroom-tested. The boards stand square; the spine has the quiet authority of a seasoned head of year; the text-block rests at a gentlemanly ivory, with a well-bred dusting of foxing (think tea steam, not tyrant’s ash). Expect the scholastic trifecta: an Old Palace stamp (ceremonial), a pencil shelfmark in a hand that believes in Tuesday tests (bureaucratic), and the faint ghost of a date-due slip contemplating early retirement. Corners are agreeably rounded by decades of satchels. If there’s marginalia, it tends toward the improving: “anaphora!” in the gutter, “do something” underlined where Demosthenes stops being nice, and a tiny helmet sketched beside Philippos for identification purposes. Inside, Macgregor keeps the apparatus brisk and Presbyterian: a map or two to prevent you exhorting the wrong peninsula, enough grammar triage to keep your periodic sentences from collapsing, and notes that explain why “voting funds” is not the same as “sending ships,” however passionately one declaims. The Greek prints clean; the clauses lock together like well-cut joinery; the tone rises from “concerned neighbour” to “responsible adult” to “fire marshal” with gratifying clarity. As a reading copy, it is excellent—portable, legible, determined to improve your syntax and your civic backbone. As a relic, it is the very smell of assembly hall and sharpened pencils, a reminder that public spirit can be taught from a small hardback if you start before lunch. Talking points for tea (or town meeting): The First Olynthiac is the polite knock; the Second tries the handle; the Third brings a battering ram and a budget. Demosthenes invents the modern op-ed and then shouts at it. “Timely action” turns out to mean now, not “after the Panathenaea.” If you ever needed proof that rhetoric is a contact sport, here it is—complete with receipts. Physical particulars, candidly declared: boards scuffed with dignity; spine lettering present and sober; pages clean, lightly toned, and reliably attached; evidence of responsible prior scholarship limited to pencil (erasable) and the occasional corrective breathing mark. Smell profile: library with a hint of chalk and distant thunder. Ideal for: teachers who enjoy a good tricolon, students who like their politics with verbs, historians who prefer their warnings on time, and anyone who believes a well-aimed anaphora can move ships as well as hearts. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell books with a civic duty. If you want a sterile reprint, the agora is full of them. If you want Demosthenes in a Croydon school blazer, still telling decent people to get on with it, this is your copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4915/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/demosthenes-olynthiacs-oct-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge at the University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4914 Tacitus - Histories I by Plaistowe and Maidment Tacitus — Histories I Editors: Plaistowe & Maidment • Publisher: University Tutorial Press ISBN: none (Rome preferred inscriptions) Condition: Good (sardonic, serviceable, suspicious of emperors) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Provenance: Ex–Old Palace School, Croydon (where Latin met drizzle and cultivated a dry wit) Date note: probably earlier than 1969; “1969” helpfully written on the front endpaper by someone with a pen and a sense of occasion. Enclosure: a small card of Luca della Robbia (1963) with the handwritten legend “Going Out”—surely the most Tacitean memo ever slipped between pages. Welcome to Book I of the Histories, where AD 69—the Year of the Four Emperors—arrives like a badly organised staff meeting: everyone claims the chair, nobody brings biscuits, and Rome burns through leadership the way sixth-formers burn through biros. Tacitus recounts it all with the calm malice of a man who keeps receipts. Plaistowe and Maidment, those sturdy sherpas of University Tutorial Press, supply notes that will stop your ablatives absolute from mutiny and an apparatus that behaves like a form master: brisk, exact, faintly disappointed, tremendously useful. Condition “Good” here means the book has been to school and learned to stand up straight. The boards are square, the hinges sound, the text-block a respectable ivory with a civil dusting of foxing (more tea-room vapour than Vesuvius). Expect the scholastic trifecta: an Old Palace stamp (ceremonial), a pencilled shelfmark in the tidy hand of bureaucracy, and the faint ghost of a date-due slip loitering where empire used to be. Corners are agreeably rounded by decades of satchels; pages turn with the soft confidence of a prefect’s cough. Inside, Tacitus does what Tacitus does: compresses catastrophe into crystalline Latin and then looks at you as if to say, “Are we quite done with illusions?” You get Galba being economical, Otho being optimistic, Vitellius being hungry, and Vespasian being inevitable. The prose is lean, the irony bone-dry, the judgments laconic enough to cut glass. When the senate debates, it sounds like weather; when the legions march, they sound like policy. Between lines you hear the author filing a cold, beautiful indictment of how power behaves when it thinks nobody is marking. The editors’ apparatus is mercifully practical—maps that keep your legions out of the wrong province, vocabulary that arrives exactly when your courage fails, and syntax triage for the more barbed periods. If a previous scholar has sprinkled marginalia, it tends to be of the improving sort: “sine ira et studio (lol)” in pencil; an emphatic “historic infinitive!” flung like a standard; perhaps a neat underline beneath an especially chilling sententia. About that Luca della Robbia card, dated 1963 and inscribed “Going Out.” We believe it’s a message from the previous owner to future readers: in Tacitus, people are always going out—of favour, of office, of life. Alternatively, it marked a school outing; the effect is the same. Consider it your portable caption for AD 69. As a reading copy: superb; the Latin prints clean, the notes are grown-up, and you will find yourself murmuring “indeed” in a tone that alarms friends. As a relic: even better; it radiates the calm authority of a classroom where one is expected to parse a coup before lunch. Deploy these at tea (or tribunal): “Tacitus writes like a prosecutor who never raises his voice.” “Galba brought disciplina, Otho brought mirrors, Vitellius brought lunch, Vespasian brought the invoice.” “Sine ira et studio is the original content policy.” Point to the tide-mark of time and murmur, “Institutional memory.” Physical particulars, frankly declared: boards scuffed but dignified; spine lettering present and sober; pages clean with light age-toning; no structural compromise; the mysterious 1969 inscription present and correct; Luca card tucked in like a relic of the cult of Good Taste. Ideal for: readers who like their history with edge and evidence, teachers who appreciate a note that says exactly enough, and collectors who enjoy the scent of library, polish, and quiet revolt. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we do not sell mint; we sell books with alibis. If you want a sterile reprint, plenty exist. If you want Tacitus in a Croydon school blazer, side-eyeing empire while keeping your syntax marching in step, this is your copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4914/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tacitus-histories-i-oct-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University Tutorial Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4913 Livy - Book XXII by John Pyper Livy — Book XXII (1929) Editor: John Pyper • Publisher: Oxford at the Clarendon Press ISBN: none (Rome had numerals, not numbers) Condition: Fair (the gallant, campaign-worn sort) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Provenance: Ex–Old Palace School, Croydon (where Latin faced drizzle, then carried on) Here marches Book XXII of Livy, the one with Cannae—that cool, crisp morning when Hannibal invented the “please walk into my arms” manoeuvre and the Romans learned the difference between virtus and “maybe we should not have done that.” Presented in the noble Clarendon livery and supervised by John Pyper, who supplies the kind of notes that stand at attention and salute subordinate clauses, this is the classroom field manual to one of history’s most alarming days out. Condition: Fair, and we mean the optimistic, battle-ready kind of Fair. Yes, there’s slight water damage, but nothing structural or significant—call it minor damp from the Apulian dew rather than a naval engagement. The ripple is gentle, the text entirely legible, the binding sound. Boards show honest shelfwear; the spine holds formation; corners are rounded by decades of satchels and the occasional strategic drop. Expect the scholastic trifecta: an Old Palace stamp (ceremonial), a pencil shelfmark in an upright hand (bureaucratic), and perhaps the pale outline of a date slip (nostalgic). Paper has the respectable ivory of age with a courteous dusting of foxing—think breakfast toast, not barbarian campfire. Inside, Livy narrates with his usual Roman poise: speeches that brace the soul, dispositions drawn with a surveyor’s eye, and that slow, ghastly encirclement you can’t stop reading. Pyper’s apparatus is brisk and lucid—enough grammar to keep your cum-clauses out of trouble, enough history to explain why everybody keeps staring at the wind. Diagrams take the field like well-behaved standards; vocabulary appears on cue, then withdraws without fuss. If a previous scholar has left marginalia, it tends to be of the useful sort: a tidy “chiasmus!” here, “praefracta fortuna” underlined there, and perhaps a tiny sketch of a double envelopment pretending to be a flower. As a reading copy, this is perfectly serviceable; as a relic, it’s a small museum of British pedagogy in campaign dress. Set it on your desk and your other classics will instinctively dress right. Read it and you may acquire the Roman habit of making plans that terrify your enemies and your diary. For those who like to look clever at tea: Drop “Cannae” into conversation and sigh meaningfully; then mention Varro and Paullus as if they owe you money. Point at the damp ripple and murmur, “Morning mist on the Aufidus.” Explain that Livy’s moral geography is the original satnav for civic backbone. Physical particulars, candidly declared: Boards: scuffed but stout; lettering present and accounted for. Text block: straight ranks; light tide mark to a margin or two, no text loss, pages turn cleanly. Smell: library-with-weather—more marching cloak than cellar. Ideal for: students who prefer their syntax with spears and standards, teachers who enjoy an honest bit of historical panic, and collectors who like books that look as though they have actually crossed the Alps (but only just got their feet damp). Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell character with a campaign record. If you want a sterile Livy, there are reprints aplenty. If you want Cannae in a Croydon school blazer, steady on its feet and ready for another charge, this is your veteran. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4913/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/livy-book-xxii-oct-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford At The Clarendon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4912 The Shorter Latin Primer by JW Bartram The Shorter Latin Primer (1958) Author/Editor: J. W. Bartram • Publisher: Longmans, Green and Co ISBN: none (amo, amas, ISBN non est) Condition: Good (upright, chalk-dusted, indomitable) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Behold the pocket anvil on which generations had their grammar hammered: The Shorter Latin Primer, the brisk little volume that can turn “I saw a girl” into a moral drama about the ablative absolute before elevenses. Bartram’s 1958 iteration is the one with all the greatest hits—first declension to your left, fourth declension to your right, and somewhere in the middle a stern reminder that agricola is masculine however pink the endings may look. Condition “Good” here means battle-tested, not battle-weary. The boards are square, the hinges firm, the text-block a gentlemanly ivory with a polite dusting of foxing (more digestive biscuit than Pompeian ash). Corners show the honest rounding of satchel years. You may encounter the classic artefacts of study: a pencilled amo/amas/amat warm-up in the endpapers, a faint timetable for verbs that will never leave you (“sum, es, est—don’t panic”), and perhaps the spectral outline of a timetable that once promised double Latin and delivered destiny. Inside, the pages parade in immaculate ranks: nouns declinable at speed, adjectives agreeing like well-brought-up cousins, pronouns lurking with intent, and verbs—sweet immortal verbs—conjugated until the subjunctive purrs. The gerundive of obligation is introduced with the nonchalance of a headmaster (“it must be done”), and the indirect statement arrives on time, ushering in accusative + infinitive with a flourish and no apology. Irregulars are corralled into honest tables; particles behave; and somewhere, between hic, haec, hoc and ille, illa, illud, you realise English has been slacking off for years. Bartram’s tone is the kind that stands with hands behind back and expects the ablative to pull itself together. Examples are crisp, irreproachable, and alarmingly re-usable: puella rosas portat has never carried so much freight. There is a tidy little map of syntax where nothing grows wild; even sequence of tenses—that hedge-maze of hope and regret—has paths trimmed and labelled. As a working copy, this is perfect; as a relic, it radiates the cool authority of a well-burnished ruler. Keep it on the desk and your emails will mysteriously pick up parallelism. Take it on the train and strangers may remember their schooldays and confess to a fondness for ablatives of means. Use it, and English will feel suddenly under-declined. Party tricks included at no extra charge: Decline bellum without blinking while someone fetches wine. Explain the accusative of duration in one sentence and win a bet. Intone “ut + subjunctive” like a spell and make a sentence behave. Reveal that Carthago delenda est is less a threat than a tidy piece of grammar. Physical charms, frankly disclosed: a few neat underlinings (ambition), light margin ticks (approval), no loose gatherings (discipline), faint scent of library and chalk (character). The kind of “Good” that outlives fads and remembers where you put the vocative. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell usefully indestructible. If you want a prim, untouched primer, buy a reprint. If you want the little redoubt that actually teaches you Latin—and looks ready to do another fifty years of it—this is your copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4912/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-shorter-latin-primer-oct-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lomgmans Green and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4911 Cicero on Himself by N Fullwood Cicero on Himself (1950) Editor: N. Fullwood • Series: Alpha Classics ISBN: none (Cicero preferred citations to ISBNs) Condition: Good (upright, discursive, pleasantly smug) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Provenance: Ex–Old Palace School, Croydon (where rhetoric met rain and the rhetoric won) Here he is, the original content creator: Marcus Tullius Cicero, writing about his favourite subject—Marcus Tullius Cicero. This neat 1950 Alpha Classics school edition condenses the choicest morsels from speeches, letters and self-congratulatory asides into a pocket guide to Roman self-branding. You get the highlight reel: the consulship that saved the Republic (you may have heard), the Catilinarian drama (he mentions it once or twice), the exile (tragic), the recall (ecstatic), and enough O tempora, o mores to power a small province. Condition “Good” here means the book has survived generations of budding orators with dignity intact. The boards are straight, the spine firm, the gilt doing its level best. Expect the schoolroom trifecta: an Old Palace stamp (ceremonial), a pencil shelf mark in severe cursive (bureaucratic), and the ghost of a date-due slip contemplating retirement. Pages are an honest ivory with a courteous dusting of foxing—more cappuccino froth than Pompeian ash. If any previous scholar has trafficked in marginalia, it’s of the improving kind: “tricolon!” “praeteritio!!” and an underlined “quid tandem” deployed like a rapier. N. Fullwood keeps the apparatus brisk and humane. The introductions behave like a kindly tutor who knows you have a train to catch; the notes translate rhetorical Latin into English that still bites; the vocabulary lists lurk at the back like well-drilled auxiliaries. It’s the sort of school edition that treats style as a civic virtue and expects you, too, to place your verbs where they can be seen from the forum. As a reading copy, it’s excellent; as a relic, it’s a miniature senate with better timekeeping. Place it on your desk and watch your emails become mysteriously well-structured. Read it and you may find yourself drafting thank-you notes with periods of balanced cadence and the occasional devastating antithesis. Side effects include an urge to say “by the immortal gods!” when the kettle boils. Talking points for dinner or detention: Cicero practically invents PR while pretending to resist it. The Catiline orations read like live-blogged statecraft with better verbs. His letters reveal the man behind the toga: anxious, funny, occasionally petty, always quotable. You will learn more practical prose from three pages here than from a semester of “impactful communications.” Physical charms, frankly declared: corners agreeably rounded by satchels; hinges sound; no tragic tears; a page or two with a small, disciplined dog-ear (decision under pressure). Smell profile: library with a hint of chalk and the faintest echo of school polish. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint; we sell lived-in Latin. If you want a sterile reprint, the world is full of them. If you want Cicero in a Croydon school blazer, still polishing his periods and yours, this is your copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4911/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cicero-on-himself-oct-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alpha Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4910 Plato - Apology by TR Mills Plato — Apology (c. 1940) Editor: T. R. Mills • Publisher: University Tutorial Press ISBN: none (Socrates preferred cross-examining to barcoding) Condition: Good (upright, school-issue, morally improving) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Provenance: Ex–Old Palace School, Croydon (where Attic Greek met drizzle and both persisted) Roll up for the most decorous day in Athenian court history, rendered in the handsome utility livery of University Tutorial Press—the imprint that could get a sixth-former through anything from algebra to hemlock. T. R. Mills presides with a firm but kindly apparatus: introductions that get you to the dock on time, notes that wag a finger at sloppy particles, and vocabulary that knows when to let you sweat. Condition “Good” translates as “has survived education with credit.” Boards show honest shelfwear; spine gilt still makes an effort. The hinges hold like an oath before the archons; the text-block is a respectable ivory with a light dusting of foxing (think tea steam, not shipwreck). Expect the scholastic trifecta: an Old Palace stamp (ceremonial), a tidy shelfmark in pencil (bureaucratic), and the faint ghost of a date-due slip (nostalgic). Marginalia, where present, are of the improving kind—“irony!” in the gutter, a corrected breathing mark, and perhaps a discreet underline when Socrates annihilates Meletus with polite questions. Inside, the Apology does what it’s always done: turns a legal hearing into a masterclass in refusing to flatter anyone—jury, accusers, or reader. Socrates buzzes like the original gadfly, the citizens shuffle on their benches, and somewhere a teacher in Croydon whispers, “Translate quietly; admire the balance of clauses.” Mills’s notes keep you from wandering into the agora of confusion; the man can explain an idiom with the briskness of a stationmaster. As a reading copy, it’s excellent; as a relic, it’s practically a small ethics department in hard covers. Place it on your desk and your other classics will adopt better posture. Read it and you may develop inconvenient habits: asking for definitions at dinner, preferring truth to applause, and treating death scenes as opportunities for grammar. Useful things to announce at parties (or staff meetings): The gadfly speech still stings; no ointment supplied. Socrates’s modest request for free meals in the Prytaneum remains history’s most persuasive expense claim. “I know that I know nothing” doubles as a superb alibi for unfinished homework—though Mills will notice. Physical charms, honestly listed: lightly rounded corners (experience), a few page tips creased (enthusiasm), zero detached gatherings (discipline). Smell profile: clean library with a suggestion of chalk and ink. If you require “mint,” try a herb garden. If you prefer character with a Greek accent, this is your copy. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we vend books that have already sat the exam. Here is Socrates in a Croydon school blazer—courtroom calm, textual backbone, and just enough patina to prove he’s been out in the world asking unhelpful questions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4910/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plato-apology-oct-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University Tutorial Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4909 Caesar Book II by AC Liddell Caesar — Book II (1899) Editor: A. C. Liddell • Series: Bell’s Illustrated Classics Publisher: G. Bell & Sons ISBN: none (Caesar counted in cohorts, not ISBNs) Condition: Good (disciplined, parade-ready) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Provenance: Ex–Old Palace School, Croydon (where Latin verbs were conjugated with military efficiency) All hail a field report disguised as a school book: Book II of Caesar, freshly marched out of 1899 in the stout Bell’s livery, illustrated for those who like their ablatives supported by pictures of forts. Here is the Commentarii at its most admirably unfussy—enemy sighted, bridge built, speech delivered, victory achieved before lunch. To read it is to watch a commander dictate sentence clauses the way he lays out a camp: straight, braced, and with ditches. Condition “Good” means the volume has survived a century of young strategists with nothing worse than campaign scuffs. Boards show honest shelfwear; spine lettering remains legible (like a standard raised above the din). Hinges are sound; gatherings hold formation. Expect the venerable trifecta of scholastic bureaucracy: Old Palace stamps, a pencil shelf-mark in a hand that brooks no nonsense, and the fossil imprint of a date-due slip. Paper is a gentlemanly ivory with the light foxing of a Belgian morning mist. Marginalia—if any—tend to be tactical: “ut = so that (purpose),” “GERUN-DIVE!!,” and the occasional small map where a previous owner rehearsed an encirclement of the optative. Because this is Bell’s Illustrated Classics, you also get the period’s best visual aids: neat woodcuts of pilum and vallum, impassive Gauls resisting the urge to be impressed, and diagrams of siege works that look like they were drafted by a head prefect with a set square. A. C. Liddell supplies sturdy notes—the kind that march briskly from grammar to ground truth. He assumes you can think, and if you cannot, he has drawn you a fort. Inside the text, the Caesarian voice remains the greatest deadpan in literature. “He, having seen this, did that;” empires have been founded with less charisma. You will witness the tidy ruthlessness of the Belgae being reasoned with, the sly charm of “nostri” used to mean both “our men” and “the reader’s favourite team,” and the everlasting joy of subordinate clauses falling into line like centurions at inspection. As a reading copy, it excels; as a relic, it’s a museum of scholastic logistics. Hold it and you can almost hear the scrape of desks, the murmur of oratio obliqua, and a teacher saying, “Translate quietly; imagine yourself in command.” Place it on your shelf and your other classics will start measuring out rations. For the bluffer’s banquet: Know that Book II contains the orderly thrashings that taught Britain the value of a good abatis. Quote “Gallia est omnis divisa …” as if you personally surveyed it. Point at the illustrations and say, “Note the agger; Bell understood pedagogy.” Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell mint—we sell battle-tested. If you want Caesar sanitized, try a modern paperback. If you want Caesar who has already survived the Croydon campaign and still keeps his lines straight, this is your veteran. Dismiss. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4909/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/caesar-book-ii-oct-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bells Illustrated Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4908 Platonis Apologia Socratis by J Adam Platonis Apologia Socratis (1891) Editor: J. Adam • Publisher: Cambridge at the University Press ISBN: none (Athens ran on dialogue, not digits) Condition: Good (the upright, school-issue kind) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Provenance: Ex–Old Palace School, Croydon (where Attic Greek faced morning assembly and won) Presenting the most famous day in court ever committed to small type and stern margins: Socrates v. Everyone, edited with Edwardian confidence by J. Adam. This 1891 school edition wears its Cambridge blues with the calm of a don who has never once misdeclined a participle. It promises the whole performance—the gadfly buzzing, the jury harrumphing, and that final cup of civic hospitality—served with notes crisp enough to shave. Condition “Good” translates as scholastically seasoned. Expect the classic trifecta: an Old Palace stamp (ceremonial), a neat shelfmark in pencil (dutiful), and the faint tan of foxing that suggests tea more than tomb. The boards are straight, the hinges honest; corners are rounded by a century of satchels. If previous scholars have left their mark, it will be of the improving sort: an accent corrected, a margin whispering “aoristus historicus,” perhaps an exclamation where Socrates politely dismantles a man’s career in six sentences. Inside you’ll find Adam’s apparatus doing what it was born to do: pointing you towards the idiom, away from the panic, and occasionally raising an eyebrow at your scansion. The Greek is set in well-behaved lines; the notes keep their waistcoats buttoned. Vocabulary lists lurk at the back like prefects—reassuring, unavoidable. This is the Apology as it was meant to be suffered and loved: in a room that smells faintly of chalk, with a teacher who says “translate quietly” and a book that has no intention of letting you fudge a particle. As a reading copy, it’s excellent; as a relic, it’s practically a time machine to the moment Britain decided that character could be built on peri + genitive. Display it and your other classics will form an orderly queue. Read it and you may acquire inconvenient virtues—asking questions at dinner, refusing to flatter, and treating death scenes as occasions for grammar. Highlights you can boast about at tea: The original gadfly speech, still buzzing after 2,400 years. A masterclass in cross-examination without shouting. Notes that translate irony into something you can parse before lunch. The comforting knowledge that “I know that I know nothing” is also an excellent excuse for not doing one’s homework—though Adam would never approve. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t deal in mint; we deal in meaningful scars. If you want a sterile reprint, the world abounds. If you want Socrates in a Croydon school blazer, ready to interrogate your conscience and your accents with equal zeal, this is your copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4908/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/platonis-apologia-socratis-oct-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge at the University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4906 Horace Odes - Book III by TE Page Horace, Odes — Book III (1949) Editor: T. E. Page • Publisher: Macmillan ISBN: none (numbers fear eternity) Condition: Good (the well-behaved kind of Good) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Provenance: Ex–Croham Hurst School, Croydon (where Latin met drizzle and won) Presenting the most upright of lyric citizens: Horace’s Odes, Book III, in the tidy schoolroom armour of a 1949 Macmillan. This is the book that taught generations to raise their morals and their quantities at the same time. Expect the Roman Odes to stand to attention (3.1–3.6, saluting Virtue and the State), then a quick flirtation with Lydia (3.9), a holiday at the spring of Bandusia (3.13—bring a wreath, possibly a goat), and the closing boast “exegi monumentum aere perennius” (3.30), which is Latin for “top that, paperback.” Condition “Good” here means school-tested, teacher-approved. The boards show honest shelfwear, the spine is firm like a headmaster’s handshake, and the text-block has the comfortable ivory of a well-kept exercise book. You may find the classic badges of education: a Croham Hurst stamp, a pencilled shelf-mark, and the ghost of a checkout slip that remembers every detainment you never served. Pages turn with a soft, papery sigh; foxing is present in the courteous, after-tea quantity. If there are marginal notes, they are the helpful kind (“Sapphic! count the beats”) rather than the revolutionary. Inside, T. E. Page does what T. E. Page does: just-so introductions, notes that land exactly where you need them, and scansion marks that behave like law-abiding citizens. Vocabulary is brisk, syntax is tamed, and the apparatus never once tries to be your friend—it simply helps you conquer Latin like an adult. The type sits in neat ranks; even the macrons look punctual. As a reading copy, it’s excellent; as a relic, it’s practically a sixth-form time capsule. Hold it and you can hear the pencil sharpeners, the distant sound of rugger, and a voice saying, “Translate quietly and aspire to virtue.” Display it and your other classics will instinctively straighten their dust-jackets. Read it and you’ll acquire the serene Horatian habit of matching moral seriousness to metrical lightness—useful at parties and parliaments. Ideal for: teachers who miss red pens, poets who prefer their lyrics with limestone and laurel, historians who like their propaganda metrical, and anyone who believes a life of moderation should still include wine, friendship, and a well-scanned Alcaic stanza. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we don’t sell “mint”; we sell books with a past and a future. If you want sterile, try a laminate. If you want Horace in a school blazer from Croydon, still quoting lines that outlive bronze, this is your ode-to-go. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4906/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/horace-odes-book-iii-oct-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4904 Protagoras by Plato Protagoras (1940) — Plato (Pitt Press Series) ISBN: none (wasn’t invented when this little classic was setting homework) Condition: Fair (the optimistic sort of “fair” that means it still has pages and most of them are attached) Imprint: Crappy Old Books Provenance: Ex-school copy, Old Palace School, Croydon (smells faintly of chalk, ink, and quiet rebellion) Behold a hardy survivor of the British classroom: Plato’s Protagoras in the worthy Pitt Press livery, the exact shade of scholastic seriousness that says, “Please turn to page 17 and stop throwing rubbers.” This copy has been educated within an inch of its life and is now ready to educate your bookshelf. Expect institutional stamps with the solemnity of a bishop’s blessing, a pencilled shelfmark that refuses to fade, and the spectral outline of a long-retired checkout card. The moral: libraries may forget you; ex-school books never do. “Condition: Fair” here means charmingly imperfect. The covers show the honest scuffs of corridors bravely faced. The spine is firmish (like a housemaster’s handshake), with a little give where generations of pupils prised it open to underline “virtue can be taught?” in faint 2B. There is foxing, but only the well-mannered, tea-biscuit kind. Corners are agreeably softened—think of them as Aristotelian: rounded off by experience. A few pages bear discreet annotations, the intellectual equivalent of whispered asides: “Ask Miss about sophists” and the occasional emphatic “???” Inside you’ll find Socrates in peak tutorial mode, Protagoras billing by the hour, and a supporting cast of Athenians who would have adored Croydon if only they’d had the tram. The Pitt editors keep things brisk: proper notes, proper glosses, and all the pleasantly pedantic apparatus that made Britain the world capital of margin-squeezing. It’s the kind of school edition that assumes you can take a joke and a gerund. As a reading copy, it’s superb; as a relic, it’s practically GCSE archaeology. It will sit handsomely on a desk, on a train, or under a stack of papers labelled “Must Read Plato.” Ideal for philosophers, teachers, reformed sophists, and anyone who suspects that the debate about teachable virtue was really about homework all along. Crappy Old Books guarantee: we sell the sort of books that have already passed an exam. Expect character, not glamour. If you want mint, buy chewing gum. If you want the wisdom of Athens wearing a slightly battered school blazer from Croydon, you’ve found your edition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4904/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/protagorad-oct-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pitt Press Series no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4903 The Road to Olympia - The Origins of the Olympic Games by Andre Bernard Every four years we watch people run in circles and throw heavy things while pretending it’s all very modern. The Road to Olympia – The Origins of the Olympic Games (2003, Periplus Publishing) by André Bernard politely taps us on the shoulder and says: “Darling, the Greeks did it first, and with better sandals.” This is your brisk, witty tour of how a dusty Peloponnesian meadow turned into the world’s most glamorous excuse to compare calves. Bernard escorts you past smouldering altars and stern judges, through gymnasia where oil counted as both skincare and strategy, and into stadiums that measured prestige in cubits and laurel leaves rather than sponsorship logos. Expect origin myths that flex like demigods, sacred truces that made even professional grudges take a holiday, and events that look suspiciously like CrossFit but with more poetry. Footraces? Brutally pure. Wrestling? A slow argument conducted with shoulders. Pankration? The moment sport wandered off and came back as folklore. Bernard keeps it readable and gently irreverent—plenty of archaeology, a sensible amount of philology, and the odd eyebrow at stories that sound like they were dictated by a particularly competitive muse. Inside, the book maps the path from ritual to spectacle: how the games yoked city-states together, how victory odes became the ancient world’s hype tracks, how a crown of leaves could turn a farmer into a commemorative vase. There are temples behaving like VIP lounges, trainers who doubled as philosophers (or vice versa), and an entire wellness industry composed of olive oil, sand, and public admiration. You’ll finish a chapter and feel compelled to salute a Doric column. Our copy is Condition: Good, which in Crappy Old Books vernacular means it has trained responsibly and hydrated. The cover shows honest shelf-mileage, the spine stands straight like a hoplite on inspection, and the pages are clean, legible, and utterly unbothered by the centuries they discuss. You might detect a whisper of previous browsing—the bibliographic equivalent of chalk on a discus—but nothing that interferes with your path to glory. Highlights include: A clear timeline from mythic footraces to regulated glory (with stops for feasting). Event breakdowns that explain why running naked in public was a respectable career move. Cultural context: religion, politics, and why everyone agreed to stop fighting long enough to watch other people do it better. Artifacts and sites that turn the word “antiquity” into something you can almost smell (olive oil, thunder, triumph). The souvenir number for your librarian handshake: ISBN 1902699467. Whisper it and a path may open—not exactly to Olympia, but at least to a quiet desk with good light. File under “sport, sacred,” “history, sweaty,” or “reasons the javelin deserves a therapist.” Recommended for: Armchair athletes who carb-load on footnotes. Classicists who secretly enjoy a good scoreboard. Anyone training for a marathon of reading, with a finish line shaped like a pediment. Adopt this Good contender and upgrade your interval training to include myth, marble, and measured excellence. Crappy Old Books: lowering your standards just enough to raise your podium. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4903/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-road-to-olympia-oct-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Periplus Publishing 9781902699462 GB Standard 8.50 GBP COB-4902 The Travels of Marco Polo by Cottie A Burland Marco Polo went out for spices and came back with a global franchise. The Travels of Marco Polo (1971) as retold by the ever-curious Cottie A. Burland (published by Michael Joseph) is your passport to the original long-form travel influencer: camels, courtyards, and court intrigue, with a side of “you won’t believe what I saw in Cathay.” Burland acts as the unflappable fixer, shepherding Polo’s wild itinerary into crisp English, adding context where the maps give up and the myths get loud. You get the Great Khan’s court served with a garnish of anthropology; you get deserts measured in days, not miles; you get silk that practically crackles off the page. Think Lonely Planet meets illuminated manuscript, with footnotes that wear sensible shoes. The pleasures here are many. There’s the joy of logistics—salt caravans, river barges, mountain passes named with a shrug—and the even greater joy of watching medieval commerce behave exactly like modern commerce, only with more bells. There’s polite wonder at paper money (yes, it works), sideways glances at questionable marvels (unicorns that are clearly rhinos doing their best), and plenty of room to argue about which city truly invented the fabulous hat. Burland’s voice gives Polo the benefit of the doubt while keeping an eyebrow permanently arched: respectful, readable, and never bored. Our copy is Condition: Very Good, which at Crappy Old Books means it has travelled far less than the text inside it—but with the same poise. The dust jacket is tidy, the spine stands to attention, and the pages are clean enough to use as a map (do not attempt). You may spot the lightest touch of shelfwear, the kind acquired while waiting serenely for a ship that will absolutely arrive, any century now. No sand in the gutter, no camel hoofprints—just an eminently presentable volume ready to take tea and then take you to Xanadu. Inside you’ll find: The Silk Road rendered as a believable highway of ideas, textiles, and passive-aggressive border officials. Court scenes with the Great Khan that twinkle like lacquerware and run on impeccable protocol. City after city described with the confidence of a man who measured the world in market stalls and miracles. Burland’s commentary guiding like a discreet local—no selfie stick, all substance. The ISBN, for those who collect numbers as souvenirs: 0718108205. Whisper it to a stern librarian and watch a secret door open (it’s the reading room, but still). File it under “grand adventures you can hold with one hand,” or “things that make modern travel seem underdressed.” Recommended for: Armchair explorers who believe good luggage is a bookmark. Historians who enjoy the moment a myth puts on sensible boots. Anyone who thinks the world is big, strange, and occasionally embroidered. Adopt this Very Good traveler and let it upgrade your sense of distance—and your living-room geography—without asking you to pack. Crappy Old Books: lowering your standards just enough to raise your horizons. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4902/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-travels-of-marco-polo-oct-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph 9780718108205 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4901 Great Georgian Houses of America - Vol II by Architects Emergecy Committee If geometry had a sequel, Great Georgian Houses of America – Vol. II (1970, Dover Publications) is it—the encore where the fanlights wink a little brighter, the dentils stand a little straighter, and the cornices clear their throats for a second round of perfect proportion. Brought to you by the indefatigable Architects Emergecy Committee (still heroically short a vowel, long on measured drawings), this volume continues the continental love affair with Georgian order, that polite doctrine insisting a doorway should have the confidence of a statesman and the waistline of a golden ratio. Open the covers and the parade resumes: elevations that land like well-aimed compliments, sections that confess the secrets of staircases, and moulding profiles so crisp you can practically hear the carpenter purr. From Charleston calm to Philadelphia poise, the houses here do not merely stand—they pose, offering lintels that lecture gently and windows that breathe in 12-over-12. Dover, being Dover, serves the plates with monastic clarity: nothing fluffy, everything useful. You’ll find plans that behave, joinery that negotiates with light, and façades that prove symmetry isn’t fussy—it’s merciful. The commentary is equal parts field note and love letter. Expect origin stories of sites and families, forensic asides on brick bonds and ashlar tricks, and the kind of professional gossip that tells you why a Tuscan column minds its manners while Corinthian keeps a diary. Volume II also leans into details Volume I made you crave: stair brackets that flirt, mantelpieces that could host a salon, and doorcases that solve arguments by simply existing. Our copy is Condition: Good, which in Crappy Old Books dialect means: structurally sound, gently weathered, and clearly respected by previous custodians with rulers in their pockets. The spine has posture, the pages are clean, and the edges admit to a life well lived on drafting tables and beside teacups. Minor shelfwear? Naturally—true Georgian spirit prefers patina to plastic. Highlights you can lord over dinner: Measured drawings that let you steal with honour (and build with accuracy). Portico politics: when to scale back, when to sweep in, when to leave well enough alone. Stair intelligence: rises, runs, and the balustrade’s subtle diplomacy. Moulding grammar—because a cornice, like a sentence, should end with conviction. The ISBN, for those who collect integers alongside entablatures: 0486224929. Whisper it at a reclamation yard and watch the sash weights materialise like loyal retainers. Recommended for: Designers who keep calipers by the kettle. Restorers who’ve memorised the difference between “central” and “centred.” Readers who believe a good façade can rescue a bad afternoon (it can). Adopt this Good survivor and let Volume II finish what Volume I started: re-square your world, re-train your eye, and remind your porch that it, too, could be magnificent. You bring the wall space; it brings the gravitas. Crappy Old Books: lowering your standards just enough to raise your cornice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4901/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-georgian-houese-of-america-vol-2-oct-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dover Publications 9780486224923 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-4900 Great Georgian Houses of America - Vol I by Architects Emergecy Committee If symmetry had a fan club, Great Georgian Houses of America – Vol. I (1970, Dover Publications) would be its glossy yearbook: all fanlights, Palladian daydreams, and doorcases that make an entrance before you do. Compiled by the delightfully intrepid Architects Emergecy Committee (long story, fewer vowels), this is the grand tour of American Georgian bravado—the red-brick diplomacy that announced, with impeccable cornice lines, “Yes, we borrowed the rules from Palladio, and no, we’re not giving them back.” Open it and you’re knee-deep in measured drawings, elevations, sections, and those delicious moulding profiles that make carpenters go quiet with respect. Porticoes parade past like debutantes with impeccable entablatures. Dentils line up like well-bred soldiers. Quoins flirt. Sash windows—tall, calm, and perfectly proportioned—remind you that geometry can be sexy. Dover, in full Dover mode, delivers the plates with a librarian’s patience and a draughtsman’s precision, so you can trace a cornice, argue about a pediment, and then actually build the thing (or at least judge your neighbour’s attempt). The text is equal parts handbook and love letter. You get site histories, plan logic, craftsmanship notes, and enough architectural gossip to recognise a correctly bossed keystone at twenty paces. It’s fieldwork for armchairs: Charleston to Newport, brick to stone, Ionic to “try not to mix orders unless you can get away with it.” The message throughout is clear: simplicity is not simple, proportion is a discipline, and a good doorway is basically an RSVP to civilisation. Our copy is Condition: Good, which in Crappy Old Books dialect means: sound binding, honest shelfwear, a jacket that’s seen a few polite tea-times, and pages that have been turned with the kind of care usually reserved for balustrades over stair voids. Expect a clean interior, corners that admit time exists, and a general air of “has been consulted, not coddled.” In other words, exactly the sort of book Georgian houses themselves would approve of: dignified, functional, and ready for another century. Highlights include: Measured drawings so crisp you can practically hear the pencil whisper “entasis.” Portico etiquette: when to Tuscan, when to Ionic, when to stop. Plan geometry that proves symmetry is a lifestyle choice, not a fad. Craft detail—mantels, cornices, stair brackets—that turns timber into a sermon. The ISBN (for those who collect numbers with their cornices): 0486224910. Whisper it at a salvage yard and someone will produce a box of period-correct hinges and a knowing nod. Recommended for: Designers with a secret spreadsheet of ratios. Home restorers who keep calipers near the coffee filters. Readers who think a well-drawn elevation can fix a bad day (it can). Take this Good survivor home and let it re-square your life: one bay, one pilaster, one exquisitely aloof fanlight at a time. You bring the wall space; it brings the gravitas. Crappy Old Books: lowering your standards just enough to raise your standards—now with more dentils. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4900/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-georgian-houese-of-america-vol-1-oct-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dover Publications 9780486224916 GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-4899 Treasures of Ancient America - The Arts of the Pre-Columbian Civilizations from Mexico to Peru by SK Lothrop If museums could flirt, they’d send you Treasures of Ancient America – The Arts of the Pre-Columbian Civilizations from Mexico to Peru (1964, Skira), with a coy note that reads: “Come for the gold, stay for the ceramics, ignore the conquistadors.” S. K. Lothrop—archaeologist, raconteur, and polite breaker of Eurocentric habits—walks you through temples, tombs, and marketplaces where everything was designed to impress the gods and the neighbours, not necessarily in that order. Think Olmec gravitas, Maya mathematics that outsmarts your calendar app, Zapotec geometry that would make Bauhaus blush, and Andean textiles that quietly reinvent colour theory while you’re still matching socks. This is Skira in its pomp: sumptuous images, thoughtful essays, and that mid-century confidence that knowledge should arrive dressed for dinner. The plates glow like freshly burnished metalwork; the captions keep things brisk and unpretentious; and the timeline hops borders with the agility of a feathered serpent. Lothrop is a calm guide—never breathless, always precise—who manages to make a stirrup-spout vessel feel like a plot twist. One minute you’re admiring an inlaid mask that could headline a runway; the next, you’re rethinking your entire approach to pattern, power, and personal adornment. Our copy is Condition: Good, which at Crappy Old Books translates as “cared for, consulted, and entirely ready for another expedition.” Expect honest shelf presence, a spine that knows its purpose, and pages that have aged with the same dignity as a basalt monument—solid, legible, quietly impressive. It’s the sort of book that sits on your coffee table and raises the room’s IQ by 15 points, even when closed. Notably, the ISBN: none—a charming archaeological fact of its own. Pre-ISBN, like pre-Columbian: systems existed, just not the ones you’re used to. Consider it a relic from an era when you located books the way explorers found cities—by maps, whispers, and a very determined librarian. Inside you’ll find: A grand tour from Mexico to Peru: Olmec to Inca, with detours into exquisite “wait, how did they do that?” craftsmanship. Sculptures, vessels, ornaments, and textiles presented like evidence in the case for human brilliance. Essays that connect myth, ritual, and everyday life without getting tangled in jargon vines. Enough visual splendour to make your modern décor feel slightly underdressed. Recommended for: Armchair archaeologists who pack a bookmark the way others pack a compass. Designers hunting for patterns older than their mood boards. Anyone who enjoys art that doubles as theology, math lesson, and power statement. Adopt this Good survivor and let it recalibrate your sense of time, taste, and technique. Lothrop supplies the context; Skira supplies the glamour; you supply a sturdy surface. Crappy Old Books: lowering your standards just enough to raise your civilisation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4899/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/treasure-of-ancient-america-oct-2025.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Skira no GB Standard 9.50 GBP COB-4898 The East-West Pendulum by Robert Lloyd George Some books nudge; this one swings. The East–West Pendulum (2005) by Robert Lloyd George (yes, that Lloyd George lineage; published by Lloyd George Management) is a brisk guided tour of how power, money, and fashion take turns crossing time zones—Tokyo at breakfast, London at lunch, New York for the after-party, and back again before your jet lag admits defeat. Think macroeconomics with a monocle: history, markets, and geopolitics laid out like a sushi-and-custard-tart tasting menu, with footnotes that wink. Lloyd George traces the old rhythms—Silk Road to steamship, colonies to currency swaps—showing how investment capital and imperial daydreams keep trading seats like schoolchildren on a long bus ride. Expect big swings (rise of Asia, West in reflection, East in resurgence), smart thumbnail sketches of empires that overslept, and the occasional chart that behaves like a fortune cookie: crisp, compact, surprisingly prescient. It’s the kind of book that makes you look at a bond yield and think, “Ah, history’s back on its elliptical machine.” Our copy is Condition: As New, which at Crappy Old Books means it’s so pristine it might still believe in efficient markets. The cover is tight as a central banker’s smile; the spine is straighter than a trade delegation; the pages open with that faintly conspiratorial hush that says, “Did you bring the index?” If it’s been read, it was read with white gloves and a coaster. You could gift this, you could annotate it, or you could simply place it somewhere strategic and let people assume you forecast currencies by moon phase. Inside you’ll find: A pacy narrative of East-meets-West economic courtship—sometimes a waltz, sometimes a tug-of-war. Historical set pieces that connect tea clippers to tech stocks without spilling either. The investor’s perennial koan: “Is the pendulum momentum… or overcorrection in a top hat?” Enough perspective to make the next headline look like a subplot. Why here? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in immaculate survivors and improbable bargains—the volumes that look like they arrived by diplomatic pouch. Whisper the ISBN 0955182204 and watch serious people nod like metronomes. Slide this As New beauty onto your shelf and acquire an aura of patient sagacity, the kind that buys low, holds long, and quotes Ming dynasty trade data at dinner without losing friends. Recommended for: Armchair macro strategists who keep a world map where the TV should be. Sceptics who prefer their optimism audited. Anyone who suspects history doesn’t repeat but does enjoy a satisfying backswing. Take it home and let the pendulum do its thing. East, West, bullish, bearish—this copy remains serenely As New, unruffled by cycles and completely prepared for your next well-timed epiphany. Crappy Old Books: lowering your standards just enough to raise your portfolio. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4898/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-east-west-pendulum-revisited-oct-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lloyd George Management 9780955182204 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4897 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud - The Complete Story by Graham Robson If understatement had a chauffeur, it would be the Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud gliding past at 29 mph, making less noise than your conscience. Graham Robson’s Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud – The Complete Story (2000, Crowood Press) is the definitive promenade down the long, level drive of British luxury: genesis, engineering, coachwork dalliance, and the mysterious art of building a car that appears to be doing 70 while actually doing time itself. Robson is your quietly authoritative butler—never flustered, impeccably briefed—serving up development history, period road tests, production changes, and the sort of trim-level nuance that separates “nice Roller” from “ah, early Silver Cloud II, correct wheel covers, move along everyone.” Expect walnut, wool, and won’t-you-just serenity. Bodies by Mulliner, Park Ward, and James Young parade through like debutantes who married well. There’s the elegant pivot from straight-six reserve to V8 insouciance, the discreet tweaks to suspension and steering that make two tons dance, and brochures so suave you’ll find yourself speaking in cut-glass italics. Robson lays it all out with forensic calm: dates, chassis codes, options lists, and the etiquette of arriving exactly on time by appearing never to have left. This copy from Crappy Old Books is graded Condition: Very Good, which here translates as “like a Cloud that’s seen the opera, not the car wash queue.” The jacket retains its composure, the spine stands to attention, and the pages are crisp enough to serve canapés upon (please don’t). Minor shelf wear? Naturally—true luxury gathers patina, not apologies. It’s the bibliographic equivalent of lambswool over-rugs that someone actually vacuumed. Inside, you’ll get: A calm tour of the Silver Cloud I–III arc: all the polite evolutions and none of the drama. Period photography that smells faintly of leather, linseed, and inherited titles. Tables and specs for those who like their romance footnoted. Coachbuilder variations explained with the patience of a headmaster who also races at Goodwood. Why here? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in noble survivors—the books that understand grace under fluorescent lighting. Quote the ISBN 9781861263223 at your next breakfast meeting and watch the marmalade shiver with respect. Slide this Very Good volume on your shelf and you’ll acquire that enviable Silver Cloud energy: the ability to make every journey feel like an entrance and every statistic sound like a compliment. Recommended for: People who pronounce “quiet” with an extra syllable. Owners, dreamers, and classified-ad grazers who know the difference between dignity and pretence. Anyone who believes a proper car should have picnic tables and an exit strategy. Take this one home. It won’t leak, it won’t gossip, and it will absolutely help you identify a Park Ward drophead at dusk using only bonnet reflections and a sense of destiny. Crappy Old Books: lowering your standards just enough to raise your standards. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4897/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rolls-royce-silver-cloud-the-complete-story-octo-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood Press 9781861263223 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4896 Jaguar S Type and 420 - The Complete Story by James Taylor If British motoring had a lounge, the Jaguar S-Type and 420 would be smoking a pipe, adjusting their cufflinks, and quietly outperforming everyone else while pretending it’s no bother. James Taylor’s Jaguar S Type and 420 – The Complete Story (1996, Crowood Press) is the definitive tour through Coventry’s gentleman bruisers: all the curves, cunning engineering, and “we’re not a saloon, we’re a saloon” hauteur that made these cats purr. Taylor doesn’t merely list facts—he escorts you through development histories, model variations, period road tests, and the sort of nuanced differences that separate “oh, nice Jag” from “ah yes, early S-Type with the revised rear suspension and just-so brightwork.” It’s enthusiasm with footnotes, elegance with exploded diagrams. This copy comes to you Condition: Good, which in Crappy Old Books parlance means it has been treated like a cherished weekend car: carefully driven, sensibly parked, and only occasionally sworn at when the weather changed. Expect a clean text block, a spine that still believes in posture, and pages that have been turned with the kind of restraint usually reserved for walnut veneer. Minor shelf wear? Naturally. Any classic worth its salt has a few stories in the lacquer. Inside, you’ll find the full saga—from genesis to brochures you’d frame if you weren’t busy reading them—plus specs, production figures, and enough period photography to make you consider sideburns. Taylor’s tone is reassuringly exact: he distinguishes the S-Type’s suave engineering from the 420’s boardroom brawn without starting a family feud. Gear ratios? Present. Trim codes? Present. The eternal question of which grille says “poised” versus “please pass the hors d’oeuvres”? Consider it settled. Why buy it here? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the noble survivors—the volumes that still smell faintly of garage, glue, and good intentions. The ISBN 9781852239893 is your secret ignition key; quote it at the next club night and someone will hand you a biscuit. Own this and you’re not just “into Jaguars”; you’re the person who can identify a 420 at dusk by the way the road lamps wink off the chrome. Perfect for: The S-Type whisperer who claims to “only pop the bonnet on Sundays.” The 420 aficionado who keeps a torque wrench in the umbrella stand. Anyone who believes a proper saloon should corner like a sternly worded letter. Take this Good-condition guide for a spin. It won’t leak on your driveway, it won’t judge your panel gaps, and it absolutely will help you sound dangerously well-informed. Crappy Old Books: where “good” is better than new—because new hasn’t lived. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4896/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jaguar-s-type-and-420-oct-2025.jpg 26.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood Press 9781852239893 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4895 Gardening for Gourmets by Ray Proctoer Gardening for Gourmets (1974) is the sort of book that looks you squarely in the parsley and says, “Yes, you can grow dinner—and then make it smug.” Ray Proctoer (published by Nelson, back when avocado green was a lifestyle choice) blends potager wisdom with dinner-party swagger, guiding you from soil to sauté pan with the breezy confidence of a neighbour who somehow has both perfect tomatoes and a functioning fondue set. Expect practical tips, seasonal nudges, and the kind of 1970s culinary optimism that believed herbs could fix anything, including your reputation. This copy wears its history like a well-loved apron: Condition: Fair—because real cooks use their books, and real gardeners have dirt under their nails. The cover shows honest shelf-life, the spine has done its time, and the pages have that gentle, leaf-by-leaf readiness that says “turn me carefully and I’ll still tell you secrets.” It’s perfectly readable, reassuringly mortal, and mildly heroic. Why buy it from Crappy Old Books? Because we specialise in exactly this: the glorious, slightly battle-scarred survivors that still have plenty to say. The ISBN—017149055X—is your secret handshake; whisper it at the allotment and watch heads nod. Slide this on your kitchen counter and you’ll instantly project the aura of someone who grows tarragon on purpose and knows five ways to bully a courgette into sophistication. Part garden guide, part culinary pep talk, and entirely charming, Proctoer’s little green manifesto is your passport to a table that tastes like it rained last night (in a good way). Adopt this Fair veteran and let it upgrade your basil, your dinners, and quite possibly your personality. Crappy Old Books: lowering your standards just enough to raise your taste. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4895/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gardening-for-gourmets-oct-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson 9780171490558 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4894 The Somme by AH Farrar-Hockley Presenting The Somme (1966) by A. H. Farrar-Hockley, published by Pan Books—a field report rendered with the cool nerve of a brigadier and the clarity of a good map. ISBN: none (it’s the sixties; paperbacks marched without barcodes). This copy arrives from the cheerfully plain-spoken Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—pages steady, spine straight, and not a speck of trench mud in sight. What’s inside? A taut campaign history of 1916’s great offensive, written by a professional soldier who understands both orders and outcomes. Farrar-Hockley walks the ground from Thiepval to Delville Wood, plots the assembly trenches, and tracks the terrible arithmetic of wire, barrage, and belief. He balances the view from the corps map table with the view from the fire step, weighing the plans that looked elegant at dawn against the realities that arrived by noon. Expect timelines that actually line up, dispositions that make sense, and analysis that remembers the human cost without drowning the reader in violins. Highlights along the trench line: How the plan was built—Kitchener’s New Armies, Haig’s intentions, Joffre’s urgencies, and the logistics of moving an entire county’s worth of men and shells into fifteen miles of France. July 1st, minute by minute—the great barrage, the whistles, the advance, the failures of wire-cutting and creeping fire, and the few sectors where things did not collapse on schedule. Learning under fire—from rigid waves to bite-and-hold; from heroic charges to artillery science, sappers, and the beginnings of combined arms. Names that became arguments—Mametz, Pozieres, Guillemont, Flers-Courcelette (hello, tanks), and a winter that outlasted optimism. Aftermath and reckoning—what the Somme changed in strategy, morale, and memory—why the war that continued afterwards was not the same war that began in June. The tone is sober, brisk, occasionally ironical in that British-official-history way that lets a single dry sentence do the work of a sermon. Farrar-Hockley neither performs outrage nor offers alibis; he compares intentions to results, and the comparison is eloquent enough. About this particular volume: Good means honestly kept—cover presentable, corners sensible, pages clean, and a binding that holds like a well-built traverse. If there’s patina, it’s the respectable kind, acquired from desks and rucksacks rather than shellfire. Buy it if you’ve ever: Wanted the map and the meaning in the same book. Suspected that the Somme is too often discussed with volume instead of detail. Needed a clear guide to why lessons paid for in 1916 changed everything in 1917–18. Appreciated military history that checks the footnotes before it lifts the trumpet. Why A. H. Farrar-Hockley? Because he writes like a commander who has read the signals log and still walked the ground. Why Pan Books? Because they made serious history portable enough for a kit bag. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the cheeky sign is a parade of decidedly un-crappy copies—like this Good one—ready to steady your understanding of the Western Front. In short: The Somme is a clear-eyed, tightly argued campaign study—strategy, mud, mistakes, and the slow invention of competence—delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only barrage you’ll face is a volley of pages turning. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4894/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-somme-oct-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4893 Kennedy by Lord Longford Presenting Kennedy (1976) by Lord Longford, published by Star—a cool, post-sixties rummage through the age of Camelot written by a British peer who treats American myth the way a conscientious butler treats a champagne pyramid: with admiration, a raised eyebrow, and a steady hand. ISBN: 0352301473. This copy arrives from the cheerfully plain-spoken emporium Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—pages neat, spine dependable, and zero evidence of being driven through Dallas in the rain. What’s inside? A brisk, judicious portrait of John Fitzgerald Kennedy: Harvard polish, wartime PT-109 grit, congressional warm-up, and the presidency that managed to be both television and tectonic movement. Longford peers past the halo to parse the politics, the theatre, and the consequences—from Bay of Pigs misadventure to Cuban Missile brinkmanship, from New Frontier rhetoric to Civil Rights momentum that history turned into legislation. He’s interested in the machinery (advisers, polls, image) and the man (cool, competitive, chronically allergic to dullness), and writes with that gently formal British cadence that makes even a superpower sound curable with tea. Expect: Camelot with footnotes—how photographs, press conferences, and Jackie’s effortless poise created a narrative the republic still hums. Crisis choreography—ExComm rooms, back-channel deals, and the peculiar courage of not pushing a button. Domestic realpolitik—Southern votes, Northern hopes, and the arithmetic behind a speechwriter’s poetry. Foreign tours & fault lines—Berlin, Khrushchev, Cuba, Vietnam’s early shadow; victories measured in inches, mistakes in headlines. Myth disassembly—a sympathetic but unsentimental look at where the legend edits the ledger. Longford’s trick is to be courteous without being credulous. He neither worships nor scolds; he balances—giving us a Kennedy who is less hologram, more human: brilliant, fallible, and superb at understanding the camera before it understood itself. About this particular volume: Good means the covers remain respectable, the pages are clean, and the binding holds firm like a Secret Service phalanx. Some honest shelfwear perhaps—nothing that would make a librarian clutch pearls. It sits well on a desk beside a fountain pen and an opinion. Buy it if you’ve ever: Wondered how style becomes policy (and when it doesn’t). Wanted an outsider’s reading of America’s most inside presidency. Enjoyed biographies that replace trumpet blasts with clear brass. Needed a refresher on why press conferences were once appointment television. Why Lord Longford? Because he brings calm European distance to a story Americans tend to tell with cymbals. Why Star (1976)? Because paperbacks remember that history should be carried on buses. And why Crappy Old Books? Because beneath the puckish sign is a reliable hoard of decidedly un-crappy copies—like this Good one—ready to straighten the tie on your understanding of the twentieth century. In short: Kennedy is a measured, literate walk through charisma, crisis, and the invention of modern political optics—delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing inflated is your respect for a biography that keeps its cool. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4893/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kennedy-oct-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star 9780352301475 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4892 The Hamlyn Guide ot House Plants by Alan Titchmarsh Presenting The Hamlyn Guide ot House Plants (1982) by Alan Titchmarsh, published by Hamlyn—a gloriously practical passport to the indoor jungle, back when macramé holders roamed free and ficuses were taller than your ambitions. ISBN: 0600305309. Offered by the cheerfully plain-spoken Crappy Old Books, this copy is Condition: Good—meaning the pages are fresh enough to spritz, the binding stands straighter than a sansevieria, and the only thing drooping will be your jaw when you realise you’ve been watering the cactus like a hydrangea. What’s inside? A brisk, no-nonsense tour of leafy lodgers and spiky tenants, arranged with 1980s confidence and the kind of photographs that make a rubber plant look like a celebrity caught leaving a nightclub. Titchmarsh—gardener, broadcaster, and unflappable whisperer of chlorophyll—tells you what it is, where it comes from, where to put it, how not to kill it, and what it’s trying to say when it sulks. It’s the domestic naturalist’s field guide: Latin names for showing off, plain English for surviving the weekend. Expect: A-Z plant profiles that marry glamour shots to gritty care facts: light, water, temperature, and whether it secretly wants to be a tree. Diagnosis from symptoms—brown tips, yellow drama, mysterious flop: is it thirst, scorch, draft, or a cry for better conversation? Propagation for optimists—cuttings, divisions, and the gentle confidence to turn one spider plant into a municipal policy. Display ideas from an era that believed in wicker, but that still look startlingly chic when filtered through modern sanity. The indoor microclimate lecture—humidity, ventilation, and why radiators are both friend and villain. Tone-wise, it’s calm, mildly witty, and deeply useful—less botanical sermon, more kindly neighbour leaning over the fence to stop you from repotting in a bucket. You will come away knowing that most houseplants perish not from neglect but from affection administered as a weekly flood. About this particular volume: Good means honestly kept—corners courteous, pages clean, and a spine that cooperates like a well-staked monstera. No composty surprises, no ancient watering rings; just a pre-loved manual ready to live on the shelf nearest the watering can like a responsible chaperone. Buy it if you’ve ever: Adopted a fern, named it, and then watched it write a gothic novel and die. Wondered why your peace lily blooms for guests but files HR complaints the rest of the year. Wanted quick answers that don’t involve summoning a rain cloud over the kitchen. Believed, correctly, that a room with plants is a room with opinions. Why Alan Titchmarsh? Because he has the rare gift of explaining plant needs without implying you should already know what perlite is. Why Hamlyn? Because they package reference books like they expect you to actually use them (and perhaps spill a bit of soil). And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the cheeky sign lives a greenhouse of actually rather good copies—like this Good one—ready to turn your living room into a thriving, photosynthetic committee. In short: The Hamlyn Guide ot House Plants is the vintage, trustworthy roommate your begonias deserve—practical, encouraging, and quietly stylish—delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing that should ever be root-bound is your urge to overwater. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4892/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hamlyn-guide-to-house-plants-oct-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600305309 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4891 The Anxiety Survival Guide by Michael Powell Presenting The Anxiety Survival Guide (2022) by Michael Powell, published by SJG Publishing—a calm, pocketable toolkit for brains that insist on holding emergency drills during perfectly ordinary Tuesdays. ISBN: 9781913004613. This copy arrives via the gloriously plain-spoken Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—pages crisp, spine cooperative, and yes, there are remains of a sticker on the cover… which is frankly on-brand. Please do not let a small adhesive ghost make you anxious about buying a book designed to de-anxify you. Consider it an icebreaker: “Look, progress has already begun.” What’s inside? A friendly, practical field manual that treats anxiety less like a dragon to slay and more like a jumpy smoke alarm that needs better settings. Powell keeps things brisk and useful—short chapters, quick wins, and reassuring sidebars that read like texts from the most competent friend in your group chat. Expect to find: De-catastrophising in the wild: turning “what if” avalanches into “what now” footholds. Body hacks that aren’t weird: simple breath work, micro-moves, and routine tweaks that don’t require a yoga mat the size of a badminton court. Thought first-aid: reframes, reality checks, and gentle scripts for when your brain insists the sky is falling again. Small rituals, big calm: sleep, caffeine, screens, and the renegotiation of your calendar with extreme prejudice. Pocket pep-talks: the kind you can read at a bus stop without attracting interpretive dancers. Tone-wise, it’s warm, wry, and non-bossy—no shaming, no silver bullets, just practical ideas you can actually try before finishing your tea. The book understands you have a life (and a laundry pile) and offers steps that fit in the cracks. About this particular volume: Good means well kept and ready for service. The pages are clean, the binding is steady, and the cover bears that tiny sticker remnant—a humble reminder that perfection is not a prerequisite for purchase or peace. If it truly bothers you, warm water and patience will help. If not, call it patina and move on with your remarkably brave day. Buy it if you’ve ever: Wanted a how-to manual for “oh no, not this thought again.” Needed language for telling your brain, kindly, to take the volume down. Preferred practical steps over mystical vibes (though a nice candle is allowed). Enjoyed books that can be opened at random and still help in under five minutes. Why Michael Powell? Because he writes like someone who has met a deadline, a to-do list, and a racing heart—and decided they should all sit down and talk. Why SJG Publishing? Because they package useful wisdom without slathering it in syrup. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the cheeky sign lives a trove of decidedly un-crappy titles—like this Good copy—ready to be your glovebox coach. In short: The Anxiety Survival Guide is practical calm in paperback form—clear, kind, and immediately usable—delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books. Sticker included at no extra charge; anxiety not included. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4891/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-anxiety-survival-guide-oct-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SJG Publishing 9781913004613 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4890 Titanic - The Myths and Legacy of a Disaster by Roger Cartwright and June Cartwright Presenting Titanic – The Myths and Legacy of a Disaster (2011) by Roger Cartwright & June Cartwright, published by The History Press—a cool-headed tour of the world’s most famously unsinkable cautionary tale. ISBN: 9780752451763. This copy sails from the gloriously self-deprecating docks of Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Near Fine—meaning sharp corners, taut binding, and pages as crisp as a North Atlantic night (minus the iceberg). What’s inside? A brisk, myth-puncturing voyage through everything we think we know about Titanic—the “unsinkable” hype, the band’s last stand, the lifeboat math, the wireless drama, the class politics, and the long afterlife of a ship that went down but never went away. The Cartwrights separate legend from ledger with admirable ballast: contemporary reports, inquiry transcripts, ship plans, and that crucial commodity rarely loaded aboard in 1912—context. Expect elegant explanations of why certain stories spread faster than SOS, and what the real legacy looks like in regulations, ship design, radio protocols, and the peculiar way we now talk about risk. Highlights on the manifest: Myth vs. paperwork: “Women and children first,” the band playing on, locked gates, and other oft-repeated tales weighed against surviving evidence and common sense. How headlines become history: from early press bulletins and marconigrams to movies and museum labels—who said what when, and why it stuck. The safety revolution: lifeboat requirements, wireless watch, ice patrols, watertight integrity—the bureaucratic sequel that quietly saved thousands. Culture’s favorite shipwreck: memorials, tours, replicas, auctions, and why we keep coming back to a story that refuses to stay under. Humans at scale: officers, stewards, stokers, passengers—individual choices intersecting with systemic flaws, told without melodrama or moral grandstanding. The tone is brisk, fair, and mildly allergic to hand-waving. The Cartwrights don’t sneer at the legend; they tidy it, then show the more interesting truth underneath. You come away with richer detail, saner timelines, and the satisfying clunk of loose facts clicking into place. About this particular volume: Near Fine means it looks scarcely sailed—no inscriptions, no splayed pages, jacket (if present) behaving impeccably, and a spine as straight as a freshly painted funnel. If there’s a blemish, it’s a whisper, not a dent—call it light shelfwear from docking at a well-run port. Buy it if you’ve ever: Wondered which famous moments are documented and which are well-meaning theatre. Found yourself side-eyeing a movie line and thinking, “But… really?” Wanted the post-credits scene of the disaster—how law, design, and training changed because of it. Enjoy history that replaces fog with readable footnotes and a tidy map. Why The History Press? Because they publish maritime clarity with just enough dramatic swell. Why Roger & June Cartwright? Because they balance researcher grit with raconteur calm. And why Crappy Old Books? Because beneath the cheeky flag flies a crew of decidedly un-crappy copies—like this Near Fine one—ready to berth on your shelf with quiet authority. In short: Titanic – The Myths and Legacy of a Disaster is the definitive de-mything plus the “what happened next” we should all know—delivered in Near Fine condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing going down is the price of your uncertainty. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4890/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/titanic-myths-and-legacy-of-a-disaster-oct-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The History Press 9780752451763 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4889 Shelley - The Pursuit by Richard Holmes Presenting Shelley – The Pursuit (1995) by Richard Holmes, published by Flamingo—a biography that chases a comet in sensible shoes and somehow keeps up. ISBN: 9780006386711. This copy comes via the cheerfully plain-spoken Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—meaning the covers are composed, the pages bright, and the binding more reliable than a Romantic timetable. What’s inside? Holmes, our most intrepid literary cartographer, goes after Percy Bysshe Shelley—radical, lyric prodigy, professional fire hazard—and follows the trail from Oxford indiscretions (hello, pamphlets on atheism) through elopements, expulsions, manifestos, moonlit oaths, and Mediterranean exiles, to that last storm over the Ligurian coast. He reads the letters, walks the roads, stares at the sea, and comes back with a portrait that feels alive: not a statue on a plinth, but a brilliant, contradictory human being whose ideas sparked like flint against everyone he met. Expect: Revolution with receipts—politics, pacifism, and pamphlets, all footnoted and occasionally on fire. The circle that changed everything—Mary Shelley, Byron, Godwin, and assorted geniuses passing notes across Europe. Poems as field reports—“Ode to the West Wind,” “Adonais,” and other dispatches from a mind that treated weather like a colleague. Travel as propulsion—London to Ireland, Wales to Italy: lodgings that never quite stick, ideals that absolutely do. The messy logistics of idealism—money, marriages, reputations, and the practical difficulties of living like a manifesto. Holmes’s tone is the secret engine: keen-eyed, fair, and wonderfully curious. He neither excuses nor scolds; he pursues—through archives and landscapes—until character, context, and verse click into focus. The result is a biography with the pulse of a novel and the rigor of someone who packed extra pencils. About this particular volume: Good means honest, well-kept, and ready for re-reading—corners respectable, pages clean, spine cooperative. It looks like it has lived on a shelf where the sun behaves and been opened by hands that know how to turn a page without interrogating it. Buy it if you’ve ever: Suspected that poetry is action at a distance. Wanted the human footnotes behind the famous lines. Needed a reminder that genius often arrives early, loud, and catastrophically enthusiastic. Enjoy biographies that make you feel you’ve walked the miles rather than skimmed the plaques. Why Richard Holmes? Because he writes biographies like expeditions and returns with maps you can actually use. Why Flamingo (1995)? Because they package big, generous lives in editions you’ll happily carry in a bag. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the jocular sign is a tidy hoard of decidedly un-crappy volumes—like this Good copy—eager to prove that the Romantic era still hums under the wallpaper. In short: Shelley – The Pursuit is a vivid, affectionate, unsentimental chase after a poet who refused to slow down. Delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing truly tempest-tossed will be your plan to read “just one chapter.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4889/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shelley-the-pursuit-oct-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Flamingo 9780006386711 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4888 Three Men In A Boat by Jerome K Jerome Presenting Three Men in a Boat (1977) by Jerome K. Jerome, in the stout and sensible livery of Everyman—the edition that can survive a light drizzle, two sandwiches, and an argument about tent poles. ISBN: 0460011189. Offered by the gloriously plain-spoken Crappy Old Books, this copy is graded Condition: Fair—which here means it’s done a little voyaging of its own: some scuffs to the banks, a touch of patina to the planks, but the craft is seaworthy and ready for another jaunt upriver. Inside: the canonical chronicle of three amiable catastrophes—J., George, Harris—plus Montmorency, a dog who runs the project without telling anyone. They set out to discover the Thames and promptly rediscover British incompetence as a performing art. Expect kettles that refuse to boil out of principle, tinned pineapple that defeats democracy, a barometer with a sense of humour, and medical research proving the narrator has everything except housemaid’s knee (which he would have, given five minutes and a footnote). The scenery is idyllic; the logistics are slapstick; the prose floats like a punt and cuts like a boathook. What you’ll find on board: Lock-side etiquette for people who mean well and knot worse. Picnic mathematics: three men × one corkscrew = metaphysics. Weather as fourth companion: sun when you pack macs, drizzle when you don’t, fog when the joke needs applause. Montmorency’s management style: bark, meddle, take credit, nap. Travel writing that wanders delightfully into history, memory, and the sort of gentle philosophy that pairs well with jam. Jerome’s secret engine is timelessness: announce a boating trip, then deliver a field manual to being human—friendship, fuss, optimism undaunted by evidence. You laugh, you wince, you recognise everyone, especially yourself with a rope round your ankle. About this particular volume: Fair means it has honest wear—edge rubs, a lived-in feel, perhaps a sun-kissed spine or the faintest ripple from proximity to weather or teacups. Pages remain present, readable, and inclined to behave; the binding still keeps the crew together even when the plot capsizes them. Think veteran punt: not pretty enough for a postcard, perfect for the river. Buy it if you’ve ever: Packed for a simple outing and created a logistical symposium. Been personally defeated by canvas. Needed a book that can be opened anywhere and immediately improves the climate. Suspected that the line between tragedy and comedy is one misfolded map. Why Everyman (1977)? Because it balances dignity and durability—type you can read, paper that forgives crumbs, a format that travels. Why Jerome K. Jerome? Because he discovered that the shortest path to wisdom is a badly pitched tent. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the cheerfully self-deprecating name sits a trove of truly serviceable companions—like this Fair copy—ready to bob merrily across your bedside table. In short: Three Men in a Boat is the buoyant classic of civilized chaos—sunlit, sardonic, and oddly restorative—arriving in Fair condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing genuinely waterlogged is your plan to read “just one chapter.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4888/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/three-men-in-a-boat-oct-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everyman 9780460011181 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4886 Traces of Heaven by Carola Moosbach Presenting Traces of Heaven (2002) by Carola Moosbach, published by the stalwart and serenely named Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge—the kind of imprint that makes even your most chaotic Tuesday feel like it’s got a liturgical backbone. ISBN: 9780281053940. This copy comes via the gloriously plain-spoken Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—meaning the covers are calm, the pages composed, and the only thing frayed here is your habit of rushing past wonder. What’s inside? A gentle constellation of reflections, prayers, and pocket-sized meditations that spot the sacred footprints in ordinary weather: kettle steam, bus stops, shoe laces, hospital corridors, the long sigh between emails. Moosbach writes with a quiet, mischievous reverence—as if heaven leaves Post-it notes on the fridge and we keep forgetting to read them. It’s spiritual direction for people who keep losing their place, equal parts hush and grin, with a soft insistence that grace is not a theory but a daily rumor. Expect: Field notes of grace—short readings that act like signposts on foggy mornings. Small liturgies for untidy moments—breathing room for the queue, the commute, the midnight worry. Candid hope—no glitter cannon, just steady light and a warm chair pulled up for your doubts. Theology with pockets—thoughts you can actually carry into a crowded day without dropping your keys. About this particular volume: Good means well-kept and ready for service. The spine is cooperative, the corners respectable, and the pages clean—no spiritual coffee rings, no over-zealous underlining, just that faint, wholesome aura of a book read in sensible light. It’s the sort of copy that sits nicely by a lamp and does not object to being opened at random. Buy it if you’ve ever: Suspected that heaven leaks into Tuesday when no one’s looking. Needed a prayer that doesn’t require a brass section. Wanted words that stand still with you long enough to remember you’re not doing this alone. Believed that reverence and wit can share a pew. Why Carola Moosbach? Because she writes as if she has time for your soul and a talent for handing back your attention, freshly ironed. Why SPCK? Because they publish books that feel like well-placed handrails—useful, sturdy, and oddly encouraging. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the cheeky signage is a reliable trove of previously loved titles—like this Good copy—quietly ready to make your day a shade wider. In short: Traces of Heaven is a tender, wry companion for ordinary holiness—less trumpet, more candle—delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing “crappy” is your old habit of forgetting to notice the light. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4886/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/traces-of-heaven-oct-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society For Promoting Christian Knowledge 9780281053940 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4885 It Was Good While It Lasted by Henry Longhurst Presenting It Was Good While It Lasted (1943) by Henry Longhurst, published by Amalgamated Press—a wartime wink of a book in which a gentleman columnist surveys the smoking ruins of normality and still manages to find a decent punchline (and, if memory serves, the 14th fairway). ISBN: none—because in 1943 you were lucky to get paper, let alone barcodes. Offered by the splendidly plain-spoken Crappy Old Books, this copy is Condition: Good—meaning the covers are steady, the pages civilised, and the only thing blitzed is the author’s schedule. What’s inside? A brisk parade of essays and reminiscences in Longhurst’s best club-lounge voice: dry, companionable, faintly incredulous that the world insists on being this dramatic before luncheon. He inventories life’s pre-war comforts and mid-war absurdities with equal affection—trains that ran on time (sometimes), golf rounds that did not (usually), dinners that were rationed, and friendships that weren’t. Between air-raid sirens and anecdote, he perfects the national talent for understatement as morale. The tone is part memoir, part social sketch, part pep-talk whispered across the tablecloth. Expect: A connoisseur’s tour of lost routines—clubs, pubs, and seaside weekends remembered with just enough sentiment to be nutritious. Wartime domestic comedy—queues, coupons, and the quiet heroism of making tea taste like optimism. Athletic interludes—because Longhurst can’t help viewing life as a series of lies to the green, even when the bunker is history itself. Elegant resignation, briskly phrased—not despair, just that peculiarly British shrug that says, “Right, then—onward.” Longhurst’s great trick is to find the good manners in catastrophe: he writes as if he’s hosting us through the blackout, keeping everyone talking until the lights come back. The jokes are dry, the insights unfussy, and the overall effect is a portable tonic—the literary equivalent of a well-timed gin, or at least a very convincing lemonade. About this particular volume: Good means the binding is sound, the pages neat, and the patina honest—read, but not ransacked. The boards still salute; the text blocks remain tidy; no margin mutinies, no tea-cup catastrophes. It looks like it has sat politely on a shelf, occasionally pressed into service when a room needed five minutes of sanity and a well-turned sentence. Buy it if you’ve ever: Suspected that nostalgia is a practical tool, not a personality. Needed proof that wit can be civil defence. Enjoyed writers who pack a bag with one sweater, three jokes, and a working sense of proportion. Wanted a reminder that “good while it lasted” is not an epitaph but a toast—and perhaps a challenge. Why Henry Longhurst? Because he could spot the line between melancholy and merriment and plant his flag on both sides—reporting cheerfully from a world between times. Why Amalgamated Press? Because even in 1943 they contrived to print books that feel like company. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the puckish sign is a reliable stash of previously loved titles—like this Good copy—ready to restore your faith in lightly ironised resilience. In short: It Was Good While It Lasted is a clipped, humane, quietly sparkling tour of what we missed, what we managed, and how to laugh politely while carrying on. Delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing truly “crappy” is how quickly you’ll finish it and start quoting lines at breakfast. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4885/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/it-was-good-while-it-lasted-oct-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amalgamated Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4884 A Study in Southsea by Geoffrey Stavert Presenting A Study in Southsea (1987) by Geoffrey Stavert, published by Milestone Publications—a jaunty, well-buttoned promenade along the esplanade where a young doctor named Arthur Conan Doyle learned that patients are puzzling and puzzles are patients with better alibis. ISBN: 0903852926. Offered by the splendidly plain-spoken Crappy Old Books, this copy is graded Condition: Good—meaning the pages are trim, the binding steady, and the only mystery left unsolved is why seaside air makes ideas so deductive. What’s inside? A genial dossier on Conan Doyle’s Southsea years—those brass-stethoscope days when the surgery was quiet, the rent was not, and fiction tapped politely at the door like a client with a curious case. Stavert walks the lanes and parlours, sifts the letters and ledgers, and generally proves that observation plus boredom equals literature if you live near a pier. Expect a civic cameo list of chemists, clubs, landlords, editors, and the occasional patient who arrives primarily to advance plot. The mood is part local history, part origin story, and exactly the right amount of pipe smoke. Expect to find: Southsea as laboratory—where neat streets, sharper gossip, and the disciplined weather conspire to invent a certain consulting gentleman. Case notes of a young GP—fees few, anecdotes plentiful, and a growing suspicion that clues behave themselves better on a page than in a waiting room. The apprenticeship of detection—habits of looking, listening, and tidying facts until they confess. Literary footpaths—how modest articles grew into stories, and how stories politely demanded a resident logician with a violin. About this particular copy: Good and honest—the pages are clean, the spine obliging, and the jacket presents as a respectable Victorian aunt. Full disclosure from the seaside evidence locker: there’s a mark on the cover, the remains of a sticker that someone peeled off with admirable persistence before deciding life is short. It will, by all accounts, come off with 20 minutes and some warm water should you wish to play conservator; equally, you may keep it as provenance—a tactile footnote to its prior adventures. We are not peeling further; the game, as Holmes says, is yours. Buy it if you’ve ever: Suspected that great detectives are forged from quiet Tuesdays. Wanted the prequel that smells of salt, ink, and freshly swept surgery floors. Believed that local history is best when it accidentally invents a global icon. Enjoyed biographies that wear walking shoes rather than ceremonial robes. Why Geoffrey Stavert? Because he has the archivist’s patience and the flâneur’s eye—he points, gently, until you see. Why Milestone Publications? Because they treat locality like a treasure map and give the X a proper caption. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the brazen sign sits a reliable trove of actually rather good volumes—like this Good copy—ready to escort you down the promenade between medicine and mystery. In short: A Study in Southsea is the courteous, revealing prologue to a world of deductions—brisk, affectionate, and quietly illuminating. Delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, complete with a small, optional puzzle on the cover: to soak, or not to soak. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4884/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-study-in-southsea-oct-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Milestone Publications 9780903852920 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4883 Britains Lost Railways by John Minnis Presenting Britains Lost Railways (2014) by John Minnis, published by White Lion—a beautifully melancholic whistle-stop tour of the lines that vanished, the stations that grew ivy cardigans, and the viaducts now moonlighting as scenic eyebrows on the British landscape. ISBN: 9781781318638. This copy comes via the gloriously plain-spoken Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—meaning the binding is as sound as a well-oiled signal box and the pages are as clean as a platform after the last train has sighed away. Inside you’ll find a national love letter to absence: trackbeds reborn as footpaths, cuttings softened by bramble and memory, overgrown platforms where wildflowers keep a surprisingly punctual timetable, and arches that still hold up the sky even if no timetable bothers them anymore. Minnis is an amiable and meticulous guide—equal parts historian, architecture spotter, and elegist—piecing together what happened when Britain tidied away great fistfuls of steel and sleepers and then, decades later, discovered it missed them. Expect: Before/after choreography: stations in their Sunday best, then decades later in their tweedy afterlife—tea rooms, cycleways, cottages, and the occasional triumphant microbrewery. Grand engineering in quiet retirement: viaducts, tunnels, and ironwork with the imposing dignity of retired admirals feeding ducks. Beeching-era context minus the finger wagging: data, dates, and decisions explained with a cool head and a warm heart. OS-map catnip: routes, junctions, sidings—cartographic breadcrumbs for weekend pilgrims in sensible boots. Photographs that do the heavy lifting: moody skies, mossy stone, and the kind of perspective lines that make you hear phantom whistles. About this particular volume: Good means the dust jacket still salutes, the corners remain respectable, and the spine is as straight as a mile-long ruler laid across the Fens. No loose leaves, no coal smuts, just that faintly noble air of a book that’s been consulted, nodded at, and shelved with care—like a stationmaster who won’t make a fuss but absolutely runs a tight platform. Buy it if you’ve ever: Paused on a suspiciously level path and thought, “There were trains here once.” Developed feelings for brickwork, plate girder bridges, and bay platforms. Needed talking points for a Sunday walk that accidentally becomes an archaeological expedition. Suspected that heritage is sometimes best understood by following a line that isn’t there. Why John Minnis? Because he combines archival nous with fieldwork patience—the sort of scholar who can identify a vanished goods yard from three bricks and a nettle. Why White Lion? Because they give history the good paper, the clean layouts, and the photographs large enough to fall into. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the cheeky signage lives a reliable trove of previously loved titles—like this Good copy—ready to punch your ticket for a journey through what the map forgot. In short: Britains Lost Railways is a wistful, well-argued, beautifully illustrated itinerary of ghosts and girders—perfect for armchair travellers, map romantics, and anyone who enjoys the quiet drama of a platform where the only departures are birds. Delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing off-the-rails is how quickly you’ll start planning a pilgrimage to a disused halt with an excellent tearoom. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4883/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/britains-lost-railways-oct-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books White Lion 9781781318638 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4882 Criminal Types in Shakespeare by August Goll Presenting Criminal Types in Shakespeare (1909) by August Goll, published by Methuen—a brisk Edwardian safari through the underworld of the Shakespearean mind, where motives wear ruffs and alibis arrive in blank verse. ISBN: none (from that noble era when a printer’s colophon did the heavy lifting). This copy is sourced from the gloriously self-deprecating Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—meaning the pages are steady, the spine is upright, and the only thing truly crooked here is the behaviour under discussion. What’s inside? Goll—cool-headed, casebook in hand—audits the Bard’s roster of rogues like a criminologist moonlighting as a dramaturge. Iago becomes a study in sustained malice, Macbeth the textbook of ambition gone anaerobic, Lady Macbeth a seminar in complicity and sleep hygiene, Richard III the smiling thesis on opportunism, Edmund the dissertation on self-invention, Autolycus the pickpocket with a PR strategy, and so forth. The point isn’t to lock anyone up; it’s to unlock how Shakespeare makes wrongdoing make sense on the page. Expect a tour through motive, method, and the curious comfort that even the cleverest villain cannot outwit a properly placed soliloquy. Expect: Case files in doublet and hose—personality notes, behavioural tells, and the occasional metaphorical fingerprint dusted off a couplet. Early-twentieth-century braininess—learned without being foggy; confident, but not (too) doctrinaire. A taxonomy of mischief—from petty swindles to kingdom-scale catastrophes, arranged with tidy, almost librarian calm. Ethical weather reports—storms of conscience, fog banks of self-justification, and those eerie calms before Act V. Stagecraft meets psychology—how entrances and exits are really opportunity and pressure doing the choreography. About this particular volume: Good means the boards are presentable, the corners courteous, and the pages clean—no furious marginal prosecutions, no spilled ink masquerading as bloodstains. It looks like it has lived on sensible shelves, travelled in a satchel that also contained sandwiches, and been read by someone who knows the difference between a motive and an excuse. Buy it if you’ve ever: Wanted a pocket Crown Court for the canon—verdicts not required, just better questions. Suspected that a villain’s best weapon is syntax. Needed fresh language to explain why some speeches charm while stealing your wallet. Admired a book that treats Shakespeare not as sacred marble but as a living crime scene where clues keep turning up under the iambs. Why Methuen? Because they were there for generations of actors and readers who like their scholarship with clean lines and sturdy stitching. Why August Goll? Because he brings an inspector’s patience and a critic’s ear, hearing the small hinge on which big betrayals swing. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the cheeky sign is a reliable stash of pre-loved volumes—like this Good copy—ready to cross-examine your assumptions with decorum. In short: Criminal Types in Shakespeare is a wry, clear-eyed roll call of the Bard’s better baddies and borderline cases—a handbook for anyone who thinks motive, means, and metaphor belong in the same scene. Delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing “crappy” is the old habit of reading villains without taking notes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4882/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/criminal-types-in-shakespeare-oct-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4880 A Life of Rhyme by Michael Robinson Presenting A Life of Rhyme (2010) by Michael Robinson, published by AuthorHouse—the plucky imprint where muses roll up their sleeves and poets take matters into their own hands. ISBN: 9781452073736. This copy arrives from the gloriously frank emporium Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—meaning the covers are steady, the pages intact, and the only thing dog-eared here is your resolve not to read poetry before breakfast. What’s inside? A personable parade of poems that treats life as a series of well-timed couplets: love that rhymes with “above” and sometimes “shove,” buses that arrive in tercets, kettles that hiss like sibilants, and the heroic daily epic of finding your keys. Robinson has that affable knack for clean images and tidy turns, the kind that start out as a nod and end up as a nudge—you know, that small shove toward noticing the world before it notices you. These are verses with polished shoes and muddy memories, equal parts sentiment and side-eye, composed in meters that actually keep the beat and metaphors that don’t require high-altitude equipment. Expect: Everyday miracles (tea, rain, supermarkets at 5:43 p.m.) rendered with a mischievous sparkle. Courtly odes to unglamorous objects—mugs, bus tickets, a loyal coat—and why they matter more than the moon on Tuesdays. A romantic streak that blushes easily but lands the final couplet with a knowing grin. Rhyme that behaves (mostly) and rhythm that listens—you can read these aloud without summoning thunder. Life lessons in pocket form: keep your umbrella, keep your humour, keep your receipts. About this particular volume: Good means it’s been opened, enjoyed, and closed again with proper ceremony. The corners are respectable, the spine obliging, the pages clean—no marginal tantrums, no coffee catastrophes, just the faint, honourable aura of previous smiles. It’s the kind of book that fits in a jacket pocket and in a quiet moment, equally at home on a train or next to a lamp that flickers only for effect. Buy it if you’ve ever: Wanted poems that meet you at the bus stop and still invite you dancing. Suspected that ordinary days are secretly rehearsing for applause. Believed a neat rhyme can be a small act of kindness. Needed a five-minute companion that leaves you a touch lighter and a shade wiser. Why Michael Robinson? Because he writes like someone who knows both where the joke lands and where the ache lives. Why AuthorHouse? Because sometimes the shortest route from heart to page is through a door you open yourself. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the cheeky name is a reliable trove of pre-loved treasures—like this Good copy—eager to be read aloud to an empty room that immediately feels fuller. In short: A Life of Rhyme is a friendly, lightly luminous collection for people who prefer their philosophy line-broken and pocket-sized. Delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing “crappy” is your old habit of skipping the poetry section. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4880/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-life-of-rhyme-oct-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AuthorHouse 9781452073736 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4879 For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway Presenting For Whom the Bell Tolls (1970) by Ernest Hemingway, in the stoically handsome livery of Penguin Books—paperback camouflage suitable for trenches, trains, and thoughtful cafés. ISBN: 0140010661. Offered by the cheerfully self-deprecating Crappy Old Books, this copy is Condition: Good—meaning the pages are steady, the spine is disciplined, and the only thing fraying is everyone’s nerves on that mountainside in Spain. Inside: Robert Jordan, professor of explosives and part-time idealist, is sent to blow up a bridge during the Spanish Civil War. Between the dynamite and the dawn, he discovers love (María), prophecy (Pilar), courage (El Sordo), and the particular kind of fatalism that pairs well with pine needles and artillery. The plot is simple—bridge go boom (maybe)—but the moral geometry is not: honour vs. outcome, sacrifice vs. survival, what you owe your comrades vs. what you owe the future. Hemingway turns the screws with short, flinty sentences that somehow smell like cold air and coffee boiled too long. Expect: A countdown in chapters: each page a step closer to the thing that must be done and might undo everything else. Dialogue that sounds like granite: sparse, echoing, unforgettable. Love in wartime: tender, urgent, absolutely inconvenient—like finding a spring in a minefield. Politics as weather: ever-present, rarely merciful, occasionally clarifying. Landscape as a character: pines, snow, stone, and the long shadow cast by the word mañana. About this particular volume: Good means the cover remains respectable, the pages are clean and readable, and the binding is as firm as Jordan’s jawline. It looks like it’s been read with care and set down gently, perhaps at the exact moment a metaphorical bell rang in your head. No loose signatures, no tragic coffee rings—just a companionable Penguin ready for another mission. Buy it if you’ve ever: Wondered how duty sounds when spoken quietly. Suspected that courage is mostly keeping still until it’s time to move. Wanted a love story that feels earned, smoky, and somehow brighter for being brief. Enjoyed prose that packs like a mule and leaves no word behind. Why Hemingway? Because he writes like a field manual annotated by a poet: precise, lean, and occasionally devastating. Why Penguin Books? Because they deliver classics in a form you can carry into the world you’re trying to survive. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the mischievous signage is a reliable stash of actually good copies—like this Good one—that arrive ready to be read, remembered, and perhaps loaned to a friend you trust with explosives. In short: a taut, humane, and quietly thunderous novel about what we owe each other when time is short and bridges are stubborn—delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only toll you’ll resent is the one that keeps you up turning pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4879/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/for-whom-the-bell-tolls-oct-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140010664 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4876 Under Western Eyes by Joseph Conrad Presenting Under Western Eyes (1973) by Joseph Conrad, the political-psychological pressure cooker where betrayal writes in italics and conscience won’t stop clearing its throat. Published by Penguin Books—that classic, pocketable livery that whispers “serious novel, do not spill coffee.” ISBN: 0140012540. This copy comes to you from the gloriously plain-spoken marketplace of Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—meaning the pages are steady, the spine is trustworthy, and the only thing wobbly here is everyone’s moral certainty. Inside: young Razumov, a St. Petersburg student with an appetite for quiet, is hurled into the centrifuge of revolution when a fellow student blows up a government official and then—how rude—shows up in Razumov’s flat for sanctuary. From there, the novel becomes a masterclass in whom to trust when no one should be trusted. Our narrator, a well-meaning English teacher in Geneva, tries to make sense of Russian souls while Conrad quietly demonstrates that no one has ever truly understood anyone, ever. Expect snow, dossiers, whispered oaths, bureaucrats with the charisma of filing cabinets, and a plot that tightens like a tourniquet. What to savour: Betrayal as choreography: Razumov pirouettes between police and revolutionaries with the grace of a man tap-dancing on thin ice. Conscience vs. convenience: a duel fought in footnotes of the heart; the winner gets insomnia. East meets West: the Geneva salon trying to parse the St. Petersburg street—translation errors included at no extra charge. Conrad’s iron prose: sentences like winter—clean, uncompromising, and brighter than you expect when the sun finally shows. About this particular volume: Good means the cover remains respectable, the pages are tidy, and the binding has that reassuring Penguin sturdiness—no page mutinies, no tragic flutters. Think “worn in,” not “worn out”: perhaps lightly sunned, possibly with the subtle aura of trains and libraries, but unmistakably ready for another campaign across your nightstand. Buy it if you’ve ever: Wondered how a single choice can redecorate a life. Enjoyed the taste of moral complexity with your morning tea. Suspected that the true thriller is a man trying to keep a straight face while his soul writes threatening letters. Wanted a Russian novel without a thousand pages, yet with all the necessary snowfall. Why Penguin Books? Because they package guilt, grandeur, and geopolitical angst in a form factor that fits your coat pocket. Why Conrad? Because he charts the reefs beneath the mind and then hands you a lantern. And why Crappy Old Books? Because behind the cheeky name stands a dependable source of previously loved volumes—like this Good copy—that arrive ready to insist you read “just one more chapter” and then restructure your worldview. In short: Under Western Eyes is a taut, wintry meditation on loyalty, identity, and the cost of being seen—delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing truly compromised is your ability to pretend you don’t love a tragic masterpiece. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4876/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/under-western-eyes-oct-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140012545 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4874 Nancy Mitford - A Portrait by Harold Acton Presenting Nancy Mitford – A Portrait (2002) by Harold Acton, published by Gibson Square Books—a social-season snapshot developed in deliciously dry wit. ISBN: 0198605617. This copy comes from the gloriously immodest modesty of Crappy Old Books, graded Condition: Good—meaning elegantly handled, faintly gossiped over, and still perfectly poised for a second debutante ball on your bookshelf. What’s inside? Acton—bon vivant, Bright Young Thing, and someone who knew where the good sofas were—offers a portrait of Nancy Mitford that feels like being escorted through a salon with the best gossip at a volume your grandmother would call “audible but tasteful.” Expect cameo appearances by titled cousins, glamorous exiles, literary frenemies, and the occasional dog with more breeding than the guest list. This is social history as highly competent mischief: sharp as a hat pin, light as a meringue, and surprisingly nourishing. You’ll find: Nancy in focus—novelist, satirist, and part-time referee of the grand U vs. non-U debate, here seen at close range and from the flattering angle of friendship. Paris years and English afterglow—silk wallpaper, brisk letters, and jokes sharp enough to cut the ribbon on a new embassy. The work behind the glitter—how a deft hand turned foibles into fiction (The Pursuit of Love, Love in a Cold Climate), and why the punchlines land with the soft thud of recognition. The Acton vantage—insider without sycophancy, affectionate without blinkers; the tone is: “Let me tell you a story, but first a martini.” About this particular volume: Good means the dust jacket is still pulling its weight, the corners remain politely square, and the spine has been opened with the measured enthusiasm of someone who knows the value of a well-timed epigram. No coffee catastrophes, no margin tantrums—just the dignified patina of being read in rooms with adequate lamps. Buy it if you’ve ever: Suspected that the best satire is simply truth in better shoes. Wanted the insider’s guide to a tribe for whom small talk is a martial art and big talk is a faux pas. Needed a passport to the world where letters are literature and nicknames are legally binding. Believed that biography should sparkle and still know where the receipts are filed. Why Harold Acton? Because he writes as if he’s slipping you the seating plan and the subtext at the same time. Why Gibson Square Books? Because they package elegance without starch. And why Crappy Old Books? Because under the cheerfully self-sabotaging sign sits a reliable trove of actually rather good books, like this Good copy—perfectly seasoned, not remotely shabby, and ready to whisper “mitfordian” to your better instincts. In short: a bright, waspish, affectionate portrait of Nancy Mitford by someone who knew how the chandelier was wired. Delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing “crappy” is the name and the only scandal is how quickly you’ll finish the photo section. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4874/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nancy-mitford-oct-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gibson Square Books 9780198605614 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4873 Instant History by Sandra Lawrence Presenting Instant History (2021) by Sandra Lawrence, published by Welbeck—a mercifully modern time machine that fits on a shelf and doesn’t require safety goggles. ISBN: 9781787399792. This copy is Condition: Good, which in bookland means “well-behaved, lightly time-travelled, still structurally sound,” and it arrives courtesy of Crappy Old Books, the delightfully blunt emporium where the name undersells the merchandise and oversells the charm. What’s inside? A whip-smart carousel of moments, marvels, fiascos and turning points, spun at a pace brisk enough for your commute but rich enough to make you feel like you’ve actually been to the Renaissance (souvenir: better trivia). Lawrence does the impossible party trick—she compresses centuries into snackable chapters without leaving you with intellectual jet lag. One page you’re watching empires stretch like overconfident elastic; the next you’re peering at inventions that look suspiciously like the beta version of our current mistakes. It’s “history at speed,” minus the corners cut and plus a surprising number of aha! moments. Expect: Bite-sized epochs that somehow keep their flavour. No dusty lectures, just clean narrative lines and the occasional raised eyebrow. Curated calamities and triumphs—an anthology of human overreach followed by human ingenuity pretending it was on purpose. Dates and details that stick, the way a good hook does: you’ll quote them later and seem effortlessly well-read (you sly fox). The long view in short form: how yesterday’s bright idea became today’s weird rule became tomorrow’s museum label. About this particular volume: Good means respectable corners, pages unruffled by time-tide, and a spine that has not been broken in the heat of an unexpected Napoleonic revelation. It was likely read in civilised bursts, then shelved with the kind of care that implies both affection and just a touch of alphabetisation. In short, it’s ready for another tour of duty on your bedside table, coffee table, or the bag you promise is “light today.” Buy it if you’ve ever: Wanted the big picture without the 600-page guilt. Suspected that history is less a timeline and more a recurring workshop with different hats. Needed a booster shot of context for the news, your group chat, or that one relative with confident opinions about the Middle Ages. Enjoyed sounding clever in meetings without opening a single spreadsheet. Why Welbeck? Because they package smart ideas like they’re meant to be used, not displayed under glass. Why Sandra Lawrence? Because she writes like a guide who knows every shortcut and still points out the scenery. And why Crappy Old Books? Because beneath the self-deprecating banner is a reliable pipeline of previously loved books that somehow look like they’ve been practising restraint. This Good copy is poised, polished, and prepared to make you the person who says, “Fun fact…” and actually means it. In short: Instant History is a fast, witty ramble through humanity’s greatest hits (and misses), condensed without being condescending. Delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing “crappy” is your old habit of pretending you’ll get to history later. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4873/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/instant-history-oct-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Welbeck 9781787399792 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4872 Christopher Lee - The Authorised Screen History by Jonathan Rigby Presenting Christopher Lee – The Authorised Screen History (2001) by Jonathan Rigby, published by Reynolds & Hearn—a handsomely morbid chronicle of the man who could make the word “Good evening” sound like both a greeting and a legally binding curse. ISBN: 9781903111116. This copy comes from the defiantly self-deprecating emporium Crappy Old Books and is graded Condition: Good—which here means “handsomely handled, not a drop of stage blood left on the pages, and the binding still stands to attention like a guardsman at a gothic mausoleum.” This is the authorised account, which is a delightful way of saying the great man himself let the drawbridge down. Jonathan Rigby—gentleman film historian and keeper of the midnight flame—walks you through Lee’s screen life with the sort of informed relish that pairs perfectly with a velvet cloak and an ominous pipe organ. Expect the full procession: Hammer Horror nights where capes swish like cutlass blades, cloak-and-dagger matinees where villains purr instead of shout, and those elegant detours into detectives, dukes, and dastards of every flavour. You’ll find filmographies, production lore, candid insights, and the recurring lesson that menace, when correctly applied, is an art form with posture. Highlights you can sink your teeth into: Dracula and beyond: the fanged years, of course, but also Scaramanga’s golden cool, Sherlock’s hawk-eyed intellect, and The Wicker Man’s smiling unease—the sort of range that suggests Lee collected genres the way other people collect stamps. Behind the scenes without breaking the spell: anecdotes that feel like Rigby has turned the set lights up just enough to see the craft, not enough to dispel the magic. A voice like velvet thunder: the recurring supporting character in every chapter. If baritones had a coat of arms, Lee’s would be embossed on it. Photo plates & production ephemera: the glossy reliquary bits that make you point and murmur, “Ah, that’s how they lit the cheekbones.” About this particular volume: Good means the corners remain courtly, the spine uncracked by improper enthusiasm, and the pages delightfully free of pencil moustaches. It’s the sort of copy that has clearly been read at a sensible candlelit distance and then shelved upright, not stacked under a wobbling tower of lesser tomes. If there’s a whiff of the crypt, it’s purely atmospheric. Buy it if you’ve ever: Believed that villains should be elegant, not sticky. Considered a raised eyebrow a special effect. Wanted to understand how an actor becomes a cinematic landmark: not just seen, but consulted like a cathedral. Needed a reminder that horror, when done properly, is less about shrieking and more about authority arriving quietly. Why Jonathan Rigby? Because he knows his chiaroscuro from his camp and never confuses reverence with boredom. Why Reynolds & Hearn? Because they publish film histories that feel like curated retrospectives, not rummage sales. And why Crappy Old Books? Because they bravely say the C-word so you don’t have to—then hand you a decidedly un-crappy Good copy with a courteous nod. In short: a richly atmospheric, properly sanctioned tour through Christopher Lee’s screen empire—equal parts biography, film school, and masterclass in poised menace. Delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing that goes bump in the night is your heart when you reach the photo section. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4872/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/christopher-lee-oct-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Reynolds and Hearn 9781903111116 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4871 Supersex by Tracey Cox Presenting Supersex (2002) by Tracey Cox, published by Dorling Kindersley—the famously glossy people who can make even a bedside table look like a museum exhibit. ISBN: 9780789489593. This copy is certified Condition: Good and comes to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, a shop whose name is delightfully self-aware and whose stock is, ironically, rather… not crappy. This is the sleek, confidence-forward handbook that treats intimacy like a life skill rather than an Olympic qualification. Tracey Cox brings her trademark straight talk, myth-busting, and “you’ve-got-this” tone to a book that’s as practical as a toolkit and as reassuring as a friend who has seen it all and still remembers to bring snacks. Expect calm advice, sensible checklists, and DK’s hallmark layouts that make flipping through feel like browsing a very tasteful gallery of better ideas. Inside, you’ll find: Real-world guidance delivered with good humour and zero judgment (the two essential accessories). Communication cues so you can talk like adults and not like people trying to defuse a bomb with oven mitts. Confidence upgrades that are more “standing taller” than “learning a circus trick.” DK-style clarity, the print equivalent of good lighting and a tidy drawer. About this particular volume: Good means it’s been read with care, set down respectfully, and never used as a coaster at a wild dinner party. The cover remains presentable, the pages are clean, and the binding is ready for repeated consultations—ideally between cups of tea and bouts of newfound optimism. Buy it if you’ve ever: Suspected that most “secrets” are just well-explained basics (and would like those basics, please). Wanted advice that’s practical, kind, and not written like a dare. Appreciated a guide that treats intimacy like a conversation—one with chapter headings and helpful diagrams. Why this edition? Because Dorling Kindersley designs books like they expect you to actually use them. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the refreshingly honest: pre-loved titles that still have plenty of love to give. And why now? Because better days begin with better information—and a book that’s on your side. In short: Supersex is the friendly, no-drama upgrade kit for adults who prefer clarity over chaos, delivered in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing “crappy” is the old habit of not reading the manual. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4871/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/supersex-oct-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dorling Kindersley 9780789489593 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4870 The Art of Deception by Nora Roberts Presenting The Art of Deception (1986) by Nora Roberts, the romantic-suspense classic where love, larceny, and a suspiciously charming smile collide in a gallery with excellent lighting. Published by Silhouette (the imprint that can spot chemistry at fifty paces), ISBN: 9780263876772. This copy comes from Crappy Old Books, where the name is cheeky, the shelves are honest, and the verdict is Condition: Good—as in, “well-kept, lightly swooned over, spine limber but loyal.” Here the canvas is fraud—art fraud, emotional misdirection, and the delicate brushwork of two people pretending they aren’t wildly interested in each other. Our heroine knows the difference between a master and a masterful fake; our hero may or may not be both. Expect a swirl of forged signatures, late-night revelations, and kisses that feel like someone lifted the alarmed velvet rope around your better judgement. Roberts paints with all her early-career verve: quick banter, moody rooms, a plot that clicks like a locked case, and that signature crescendo where your heart and the security system start beeping in tandem. What you’ll find inside: A gallery of suspects who all have perfect alibis and suspiciously good taste. A romance with provenance, equal parts slow burn and rapid heartbeat. Deft cons and counter-cons, where every glance could be a tell and every tell could be a come-hither. Brushstrokes of danger, just enough to make you read one more chapter (and then four). About this particular volume: it’s Good, meaning it has been carefully admired, not hard-used; the corners remain respectable, the pages clean, and the binding dependable—ready to endure your gasps, knowing chuckles, and the occasional “oh no he didn’t” whisper. Think of it as a well-framed original: not sealed in museum glass, but displayed lovingly at eye level where it does its best work. Buy it if you’ve ever: Suspected that romance is the most exquisite forgery of all—and the only one worth getting caught by. Wanted a caper with lipstick, fingerprints, and a certificate of authenticity that simply reads “Nora Roberts.” Believed true love should come with plot twists, preferably in dim lighting and with provenance papers. Why Silhouette? Because they know exactly how to hang a story so the light catches it just right. Why Crappy Old Books? Because they say the quiet part out loud, and still deliver the goods—like this Good copy, perfectly ready for its next exhibit: your nightstand. In short: The Art of Deception is a deftly framed affair—romance and intrigue, varnished with wit—arriving in Good condition from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing counterfeit is your resolve to read “just one chapter.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4870/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-deception-oct-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Silhouette 9780263876772 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4869 The Art of War by Sun Tzu Behold: The Art of War (c.2020) by Sun Tzu, in the venerable Oxford University Press livery—because nothing says “timeless battlefield wisdom” like a crisp academic spine that could also defeat you in a debate. ISBN: 9780195014761. This copy is rated Good, which in book-land translates to “has seen a few campaigns, lost none,” and arrives courtesy of Crappy Old Books—a shop name so humble it’s practically a Zen koan. Inside, you’ll find the original remote-onboarding manual for conquest, now retrofitted for everything from quarterly reviews to awkward family WhatsApps. Sun Tzu whispers across 2,500 years that victory is mostly logistics, a dash of deception, and absolutely no running toward spears just because you’re “feeling motivated.” OUP’s edition keeps things steady and scholarly: clean text, sensible notes, the kind of gravitas that lets you quote aphorisms in meetings without being gently asked to stop. Expect strategies such as: Know thy enemy (and if that’s your inbox, consider a flanking manoeuvre called “filters”). Appear weak when you are strong (otherwise known as “Let them present first”). All warfare is based on deception (which is why your to-do list is titled “Fun Little Tasks”). Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting (also known as “sending a calendar invite that magically solves everything”). This Good condition veteran may sport minor scuffs—the honourable patina of prior campaigns against dust, procrastination, and the occasional bed stand—but the pages are loyal, the binding disciplined, and the margin real estate ready for your tactical doodles. It’s the kind of copy that looks right at home beside a coffee mug and a steely glare. Recommended for generals of: Project management sieges (“We assault at dawn, or after everyone’s back from annual leave”). Kitchen negotiations (“If we control the high ground—i.e., the top shelf—peace will follow”). Fitness crusades (remember: the best battle is the one you win by not sprinting the first kilometre like a hero). Why this edition? Because Oxford University Press does footnotes like field rations—compact, reliable, and surprisingly morale-boosting. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the delightfully un-precious: honest books that have marched a bit and are now ready to serve again. Why now? Because the timeless wisdom of “pick your battles” pairs beautifully with “maybe don’t reply-all.” In short: a shrewd, portable campaign plan for life’s skirmishes, delivered in Good shape, from the gloriously self-deprecating trove of Crappy Old Books. Conquer your week, one well-placed maxim at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4869/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-war-octo-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780195014761 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4867 Vergil - Aeneid - Book Eight by Vergil Summon your inner epic with a pocket-sized odyssey in six beats per line: Vergil — Aeneid — Book Eight (1965), published by MacMillan back when Latin primers still smelled faintly of chalk and triumph. ISBN: none—because some classics predate the barcode age and don’t need numerical permission to be important. Condition: Good, which here means “has survived both time and teenagers.” Provenance? A veteran of the classroom: ex-school copy from Old Palace School in Croydon, where Aeneas was declaimed before lunch and scanned (in every sense) after. Offered—bravely, cheerfully—by Crappy Old Books. Inside, it’s Book VIII: the one with the river dream, the tour of proto-Rome, and the artisan flex. Aeneas gets bedtime advice from the Tiber (try finding a more soothing sleep app), meets Evander on the Palatine when it was still basically a very scenic development plot, and commissions a certain blacksmith—Vulcan—for an accessory known as the Shield of Aeneas, i.e., the original spoilers-by-engraving. (Yes, it depicts future Roman history. Yes, that’s like wearing a T-shirt that lists victories you haven’t won yet. No, Aeneas does not ask for store credit.) Expect a text that ambles nobly in dactylic hexameter—think “epic treadmill” but for destiny—and footnotes that clink pleasantly like little amphorae of clarity. If you’re lucky, this seasoned school copy may bear discreet scholastic tattoos: a library stamp with head-girl posture, a faint class-set number sternly inked on the title page, perhaps even a pencilled “arma virumque” underlining that once trembled before a mock exam. You might encounter a ghost of a timetable, a hint of Croydon drizzle in the endpaper, or a prim margin “cf. Hercules v. Cacus” that proves someone, somewhere, did the reading. About that Condition: Good: imagine corners softened to a humane geometry, a spine that opens like a well-trained gate, and pages that turn with the hush of a well-behaved seminar. Not pristine (we’re not founding a museum), not wrecked (we’re not sacking Troy again), but squarely in the “I can do another campaign season” category. The sort of book that will sit on your shelf like a quiet tutor and then, when invited, remind you why Augustan propaganda can be weirdly thrilling at tea time. Use it to brush up on your Evander geography, rehearse your Hercules and Cacus anecdote for parties where myths count as small talk, or simply practice pronouncing “Pallanteum” until it sounds like you own property there. Take it to the park, read the shield description, and enjoy the feeling of holding a Roman trailer in your hand—no special effects required, just sentences with excellent posture. Crappy Old Books, bless them, have once again salvaged the noble from the merely used. You get MacMillan 1965 gravitas, a dash of Old Palace Croydon academic charisma, and all the pleasure of reading a classic that has already passed at least one oral exam. A good copy from a defiantly honest bookseller: because sometimes the past is best approached through a slightly scuffed door. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4867/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vergil-aeneid-book-8-oct-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4866 As You Like It by Rex Gibson Presenting a pastoral with provenance: As You Like It (2000) by Rex Gibson, published by the ever-earnest Cambridge University Press. ISBN 9780521666367—for those who enjoy the steady drumbeat of digits before entering the Forest of Arden. Condition: Good, which in the taxonomy of second-hand splendour means “well-grazed but still frolicsome.” Offered, with a wink and a curtsy, by Crappy Old Books. This particular copy comes with a backstory Rosalind herself would approve of: it’s an ex-school book from Old Palace School in Croydon. Translation: it has seen assemblies, survived timetable changes, and heard more teenage sighs than Jaques at a staff meeting. Expect the noble heraldry of library stamps, the faint outline of an issue slip that once ruled the endpaper like a minor duchy, and perhaps the gentle ghost of a barcode that tried, valiantly, to impose order on Act II. Inside, Rex Gibson does what he does best: ushers you through Shakespeare with a kindly nudge and a raised eyebrow, the editorial equivalent of a knowing stage whisper from behind a conveniently placed tree. You’ll get the “All the world’s a stage” speech sitting neatly where it always does, looking freshly ironed and ready for recital; Touchstone practising advanced foolery like it’s a competitive sport; and Orlando hanging love poems on trees because that’s what passes for Wi-Fi in Arden. The notes are crisp, the guidance is lucid, and you can almost hear the hum of Year 10 diligently underlining “themes” while wondering if a wrestling match counts as character development (it does). As for Condition: Good, picture a copy that has danced through a few scene changes but never missed its cue. Corners with a tasteful bevel (courtesy of time), a spine that has bent but not broken (more flexible than Duke Senior’s court), and pages that turn with the pleasing hush of a well-rehearsed aside. If you’re lucky, you might encounter the sacred relics of past scholarship: a tidy tick beside “pastoral comedy,” a faint pencil “??” near a metaphor that went rogue, or a triumphant “YES” next to a question about disguise. Provenance with personality; marginalia with manners. Display it on your shelf and watch it instantly confer the air of someone who both reads Shakespeare and gets the joke. Use it to prep a performance, to decode a punchline, or to prove (once and for all) that love at first sonnet is a perfectly reasonable life choice. And when friends ask why your copy smells faintly of scholastic destiny, you may say, with becoming modesty, “Old Palace, Croydon. They raise their readers well.” In short: a bright, battle-tested Cambridge paperback that’s passed its school uniform inspection and now seeks a new home where Arden is always in season. Brought to you, with admirable honesty and an eye for the gloriously pre-loved, by Crappy Old Books—where the titles are classic, the condition is candid, and the irony is, as you like it. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4866/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/as-you-like-it-octo-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521666367 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4865 King Richard III by Pat Baldwin and Tom Baldwin Presenting the most regal of paperbacks: King Richard III (2004) by Pat Baldwin and Tom Baldwin, published by the ever-upright Cambridge University Press—because nothing says “trust me, I’m scholarly” like a title page with more gravitas than a cathedral floor. ISBN 9780521648455 for those who court the thrill of typing digits into search boxes with the solemnity of a coronation. This is the Richard who has spent five centuries being argued over—villain, victim, office politics cautionary tale—and the Baldwins steer you through it with the kind of clear, cool intelligence that makes you feel you should probably be reading in a library with wooden ladders. Expect crisp thinking, careful sources, and the occasional moment where you whisper, “Ah, so that’s why everyone keeps mentioning a horse.” And now, the twist: this noble volume is offered by Crappy Old Books—a retail name so delightfully self-deprecating it practically begs to be trusted. The condition is Good: the respectable middle rank of bookish aristocracy. Not a newborn princeling, not a battlefield veteran; more like a well-mannered cousin who knows which fork to use and has only the faintest scuff to show for a life well read. In used-book diplomacy, “Good” means you may meet a hint of gentle wear, but the text still holds court, pages turn with dignity, and the spine does not plot against you. Buy it for the history. Keep it for the conversation starter. Place it on your shelf between “I absolutely will read that” and “I have, in fact, read that,” and enjoy the subtle glow of Cambridge respectability radiating from a book so charmingly sourced that even the princes in the Tower might peek out to approve. All hail a solid, sensible copy with a wry smile—courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the titles are serious, and the branding gets to be delightfully treasonous. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4865/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/oct-king-richard-iii-oct-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521648455 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4864 The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad Presenting: The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad — the 1974 Penguin Modern Classics edition, ISBN 0140020594, in that cult-favourite condition collectors call “Good,” and we at Crappy Old Books call “has lived a little and tells better stories for it.” Conrad’s London is here in all its sooty, fog-breathing glory: anarchists who can’t quite organise a lunch, policemen who suspect everyone including themselves, and a shopkeeper-spy whose revolutionary zeal peaks somewhere between dinnertime and not missing the last omnibus. It’s a novel about terrorism, bureaucracy, and marital miscommunication, written with such dry irony you’ll need a glass of water. Or tea. This is England, after all. Our copy arrives with the faintly heroic patina common to Penguins that survived the 1970s: a spine that stands upright without saluting, pages seasoned to a dignified ivory like an ex-diplomat’s calling cards, and the occasional whisper of past ownership (no manifestos in the margins, just mortal pencil ticks where someone gasped at a good sentence). The binding is honest, the cover still does its job (no covert operations required), and the text remains perfectly legible for decoding Conrad’s trademark sentences—those long, elegant corridors where irony lurks like a suspicious parcel. Buying this particular Penguin Modern Classics means embracing that delicious contradiction at the heart of Conrad’s book: a thriller where the bomb is plot and the fuse is language. You get London’s damp streets, conspiracies that curdle into paperwork, and a cast of ideologues who’d fail a background check for a book club. You also get—free with purchase—the smug glow of reading a classic that anticipated modern politics, cybersecurity panic, and the eternal mystery of what, exactly, the authorities are doing. File under: espionage without glamour; comedy of menace with serious consequences; the rare novel that manages to be both a page-turner and a slow, exquisite burn. Our “Good” copy is the right kind of lived-in—no cloak, minimal dagger, maximum readability. Perfect for trains, rainy afternoons, and plotting your own revolution against un-ironic blurbs. From the shelves of Crappy Old Books to your very own safe house: ISBN 0140020594 | Penguin Modern Classics (1974) | Condition: Good. Proceed with caution, tea, and a bookmark. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4864/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-agent-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics 9780140020595 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4863 Black Snow by Mikhail Bulgakov Black Snow — Mikhail Bulgakov (Penguin Books, 1971) ISBN: 0140032274 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the theatre, where art goes to rehearse forever. Black Snow (also known as A Theatrical Novel) is Bulgakov’s wicked backstage send-up of Moscow’s high-minded, high-chaos stage world. Our narrator, Sergei Maksudov, writes a novel, then—in a moment of optimism that should have come with a warning label—adapts it for the city’s most prestigious theatre. From there it’s all scripts in triplicate, meetings that reproduce by mitosis, and a director so visionary he can’t see the audience from the top of his genius. Expect: Actors who “become the role” until the role begs for release. A director (Ivan Vasilievich) whose methods resemble weather systems. Committees that edit a play until it becomes a rumour of itself. Rehearsals in which every detail matters except opening night. A writer discovering that success is just failure with better seating. Bulgakov’s satire is knife-sharp and strangely affectionate—he mocks the theatre like a man who can’t stop going back to it. The jokes land in deadpan: a prop crisis treated like geopolitics; a wardrobe fitting that becomes metaphysics; notes on a scene that read like a tax audit. And because this is Bulgakov, there’s a melancholy shimmer under the laughter: a portrait of an artist wrestling with institutions that endlessly applaud the idea of art while quietly strangling the thing itself. The book is famously, perfectly unfinished—which, considering the subject, feels like the most realistic ending the theatre could offer. This 1971 Penguin Books paperback wears its grey livery like a sly grin. “Condition: Good” in Crappy Old Books terms means: a respectable spine-crease (theatrical), pages evenly tanned (Moscow lighting), and a cover still sturdy enough to survive being hurled across the room after your fifth production meeting. Buy it for the backstage gossip, keep it for the sentences that smuggle despair inside a punchline, and shelve it next to your programmes marked “revival postponed.” Crappy Old Books: purveyors of lightly lived-in paperbacks that know the difference between rehearsal and reality—and laugh anyway. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4863/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/black-snow-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140032277 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4862 Common Prayer Book - King Edward VII Coronation Edition by Trustees of the Blackwell Charities Common Prayer Book — King Edward VII Coronation Edition (1902) By the Trustees of the Blackwell Charities • Published for the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge ISBN: — • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books A pocket cathedral with a crown on the cover. This Coronation Edition of the Book of Common Prayer arrives dressed for 1902: E R flanking the royal arms, and the date JUNE 26 AD 1902 stamped in gilt—the very day Edward VII was supposed to be crowned before a certain inconvenient appendix postponed the ceremony until August. Consider it a devotional with built-in historical footnote: prayer meets calendar, and the calendar blinks first. Inside you get the sturdy poetry of Anglican worship—Collects that walk straight-backed, Psalms with the good timber smell, and services arranged with the efficiency of a parade ground. It’s the liturgy that launched a thousand Sundays, now with a royal flourish: suitable for pew, pocket, or procession, and ideal for those moments when you want your language to carry both grace and punctuation. This copy bears the imprimatur of the Trustees of the Blackwell Charities, which means it once did good in the world before arriving here to do good again—by improving your shelf manners. Issued by the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge, the venerable outfit that has been printing faith and footnotes since the age of wigs, it’s a neat specimen of Edwardian piety engineered for daily use rather than glass cases. “Condition: Good” in Crappy Old Books parlance: a dignified, time-softened binding (the kind of maroon that says “I have attended services”), gilt still winking, pages sound and ready for responsive reading, with the agreeable patina of a century’s devotions. Pocketable, dependable, and infinitely less noisy than a marching band. Buy it for the liturgy, keep it for the coronation quirk, and display it as proof that even when history reschedules, prayer keeps impeccable time. Crappy Old Books: suppliers of well-behaved volumes that wear their faith—and their monarchs—lightly in gold. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4862/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/coronation-prayer-book-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society for Promoting Christian Kowledge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4857 A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens A Tale of Two Cities — Charles Dickens (Nelson, c.1911) ISBN: — • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books (Date a touch mysterious: “1911” and a name written inside—provenance with personality.) It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the perfect time to own a compact Nelson edition that slips into a coat pocket like a guilty thought. Dickens sets London and Paris on a seesaw and invites us to watch the weights change: bankers and barricades, wigs and tricolours, secrets and swords. In one corner: Lucie Manette, professional beam of light; Charles Darnay, politely endangered; Jarvis Lorry, banking as a virtue. In the other: Madame Defarge, the knitting app for vengeance; The Vengeance, customer support; and La Guillotine, an efficiency expert with excellent throughput. At the center is Sydney Carton, the most exhausted man in literature, who discovers that wasted potential is merely potential with dramatic timing. Doppelgängers do their double work, doors labeled “Resurrection” open inconveniently, a cask of wine foretells redder spills, and the Revolution learns that equality looks better in pamphlets than in queues. Dickens gives you chase scenes, courtroom theatrics, and one of the great closing lines—proof that redemption sometimes shows up in a crumpled neckcloth, late but luminous. This early Nelson printing wears its age like a well-kept secret. “Good” in Crappy Old Books dialect means: a firm little hardback/clothback veteran with a sensible spine, pages pleasantly toned by more than a century of weather and wisdom, and—delightfully—an old name and “1911” penned inside, the literary equivalent of a postcard from the Edwardians saying “We were here first; carry on.” No ISBN, of course; just the quiet authority of lead type and long memory. Buy it for Madame Defarge’s knitwork and the wine-splashed prophecy; keep it for Sydney Carton’s final, flawless sentence; display it because history looks even sharper in a pocket-sized classic that’s already outlived a dozen reading trends. Crappy Old Books: purveyors of slightly timeworn tales that still cut clean—some with a guillotine, some with a line of prose. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4857/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-tale-of-two-cities-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4856 Victory by Joseph Conrad Victory — Joseph Conrad (Penguin Modern Classics, 1973) ISBN: 0140020608 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the tropics, where the sunsets are operatic, the mosquitoes are Napoleonic, and loneliness wears a linen suit. Victory introduces Axel Heyst, a courteous Scandinavian who solved the problem of other people by opting out. He manages a polite relationship with a volcano, a moth-eaten coal company, and the philosophy that detachment is almost a hobby. Then he does the un-Scandinavian thing: he meets Lena—a traveling show’s “lady violinist” in distress—and performs a rescue. This is the trouble with good deeds: suddenly you’re not an island, you’re an island with visitors. Enter the visitors. Schomberg, a hotelier who gossips like a broken accordion, spreads a tale that Heyst sits on pirate treasure. The rumor summons a three-man morality play: Mr. Jones (a cadaverous gentleman who treats murder like bridge), Ricardo (his ferretish enthusiast), and Pedro (the silent punctuation mark at the end of a sentence you don’t want to finish). They descend on Samburan, Heyst’s private Eden-with-termite-problems, to liberate a fortune that does not exist. What they find is worse: two people trying to build a small republic of kindness amid the steam and mildew. Conrad threads irony like a garrote. The book is called Victory, but the prizes are mostly interior: the moment when a recluse chooses a person over a principle; the way courage borrows the voice of someone who has been underestimated all her life. Heyst thinks you can out-think involvement; Lena knows you can’t; the villains prefer you don’t think at all. Watch how the siege tightens: talk curdles into menace; politeness becomes a weapon; the jungle hums as if it were on the payroll. Expect: A gentleman devil in immaculate whites, because evil likes a crease. A romance built from shyness, tea, and mutually agreed privacy. A hotel lobby that manufactures lies at scale. An island that proves neutrality is not a survival strategy. An ending that earns the title the way a scar earns a story. This 1973 Penguin Modern Classics edition arrives in that cool grey livery that makes tragedy look scholarly. “Condition: Good,” translated from Crappy Old Books: a veteran paperback with an honest spine-crease, a whisper of tropical tan to the pages, and the structural integrity to survive both a deckchair and a commuter train. No volcano ash; possible faint aroma of philosophical resignation. Buy it for the gentleman villains and the jungle siege; keep it for Lena, who steals the novel by telling the truth softly. Crappy Old Books: purveyors of paperbacks slightly weathered by experience—like the best characters—and far more dependable than rumors of buried treasure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4856/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/victory-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics 9780140020601 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4853 Inside the Whale by George Orwell Inside the Whale — George Orwell (Penguin Books, 1972) ISBN: 0140011854 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Crawl into the cetacean and mind the ribs. Inside the Whale is Orwell’s sly invitation to sit quietly in the belly of culture and see what the digestive juices are doing to literature, politics, and our collective nerves. The title essay—half x-ray of Henry Miller, half weather report on the 1930s—asks whether a writer should take shelter from the storm or climb the mast and shout into it. Spoiler: Orwell is very good at describing both options and making you uneasy about whichever one you just chose. Around that keystone he arranges a cabinet of sharp tools: criticism that bites without frothing, autopsies of fashionable nonsense, love letters to plain style, and reports from the front where language goes to die and propaganda throws it a parade. Expect: Writers under glass (Dickens glowers amiably), Mass culture undressed (boys’ weeklies, big claims, small print), Politics with its adjectives removed (the truth remains, not always improved by lighting), And the recurring Orwellian magic trick: say something simple so cleanly it feels like blasphemy. It’s a book about how to look: at sentences, at slogans, at the oddly comfortable lies we knit around ourselves. Orwell never bullies; he just keeps pointing until the important bit refuses to be ignored. The whale, it turns out, is a metaphor, a reading room, and occasionally a confessional—good acoustics for second thoughts. This 1972 Penguin Books paperback has that honest, schoolbag charisma—crisp type, thrifty margins, the air of having been assigned and then voluntarily reread. “Condition: Good” at Crappy Old Books means a respectable spine-crease, pages that turn like they mean it, and perhaps a faint suntan from a windowsill vigil. No whale oil stains. Promise. Buy it for the title essay’s calm audacity, keep it for the way the other pieces sharpen your inner editor, and shelve it beside whatever you’re writing next; Orwell pairs well with drafts and misgivings. Crappy Old Books: purveyors of lightly weathered paperbacks that still swallow whole ideas—and occasionally spit out your pretensions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4853/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inside-the-whale-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140011852 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4852 Burmese Days by George Orwell Burmese Days — George Orwell (Penguin Books, 1973) ISBN: 0140004564 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to Kyauktada, where the sun is merciless, the gin is dutiful, and the British Empire is having its late-afternoon wobble. In Burmese Days, George Orwell turns colonial life inside out and shakes it until the small change of self-deception hits the floor. The European Club—part sanctuary, part petri dish—hosts men who can recite the rules of civilisation but keep mislaying the civilisation. Enter Flory, a timber merchant with a birthmark and a conscience, which is considered poor form in hot weather. He has a loyal dog, a complicated love life, and a friend—Dr. Veraswami—whose optimism about British justice is the most fragile object in Upper Burma. Orbiting them all: U Po Kyin, a magistrate of serene girth and agile ethics, who treats reputation like lacquerware—if it cracks, he simply paints another. There’s also Ma Hla May, equally wronged and wrathful; Elizabeth, with catalogues of English comforts rattling in her mind; and a chorus of club men who swear they aren’t racist, they just like their prejudice filtered and iced. The jungle hums, the gossip hisses, the tennis is serviceable, and the air is so thick with moral humidity you could bottle it and sell it as “Empire No. 5.” Orwell’s satire is razor-clean: no grand speeches, just the slow grind of petty vanity, bureaucratic make-believe, and the useful myth that everyone is better than someone else. It’s funny until it isn’t, romantic until it isn’t, noble until the bill arrives. Watch for the tiny moments that do the damage: a letter drafted with surgical malice, a club vote wrapped in procedure, a look away at the exact second looking would have mattered. If the Empire had a user manual, this book would be the margin notes. “Condition: Good” at Crappy Old Books means an honest veteran of shelf and suitcase: a mild spine-crease (from tropical intrigue), pages with the right amount of give (for turning during uncomfortable truths), perhaps the faintest tan (as if the paper itself spent a season in Kyauktada). Solid enough for rereads; forgiving enough for pencil notes that say “oh dear, Flory.” Buy it for the jungle heat and dry wit; keep it for the precision with which Orwell disassembles the club, the country, and the comfortable story colonisers tell themselves. Crappy Old Books: suppliers of world-weary paperbacks that still have the strength to raise an eyebrow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4852/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/burmese-days-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140004564 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4849 Come Like Shadows by Simon Raven Come Like Shadows — Simon Raven (Panther Books, 1975) ISBN: 058603711X • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Simon Raven does scandal like a maître d’ does menus: with a perfectly arched eyebrow and a quiet promise that something deliciously improper is on the next page. Come Like Shadows is Raven doing what he does best—drawing-room warfare, private vices, and the sort of well-bred treachery that never raises its voice but always rings the bell. Expect cultured knives, satin sheaths, and the agreeable suspicion that everyone is sleeping with the wrong idea. This Panther Books edition has that mid-’70s paperback swagger—the faint whiff of train stations and expensive cigarettes—ideal for literature that lounges in a club chair while plotting your undoing. Inside, reputations are sport, money is motive, and the past is a houseguest who refuses to leave. Raven pours the drinks and the contempt in equal measures; his dialogue is silver-tongued and acid-rimmed, his characters the kind who send thank-you notes after burning bridges. “Condition: Good” (Crappy Old Books translation): a veteran in honest shape—square enough to shelve proudly, supple enough to read irresponsibly. You may spot the genteel patina of previous lives: a crease with stories, a whisper of foxing, the mild swagger of a book that’s seen things and will not be boring about it. Perfectly serviceable for late-night chapters, early-morning regrets, and any moment requiring civilized mischief. Buy it for the polished malice, keep it for the quotable venom, and display it for the aura of educated danger. Crappy Old Books: where elegant degeneracy finds a loving home, and where even “Good” means “good enough to corrupt your afternoon.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4849/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/come-like-shadoes-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther Books 9780586037119 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4848 The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James The Portrait of a Lady — Henry James (Penguin Modern Classics, 1973) ISBN: 0140019219 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Meet Isabel Archer: the American optimist who inherits a fortune, tours Europe, and proceeds to discover that free will comes with small print written in italics by Henry James. It’s a travel guide to the Old World’s emotional customs—Florence, Rome, and the unmarked cul-de-sacs of other people’s expectations—told with sentences you could live in for a week and still find a new window. In these pages, romance shows up wearing impeccable manners and terrible plans. Friendship glides in with a fan, ambition wears kid gloves, and the plot politely asks whether you’re quite sure you meant what you said about independence. James serves irony like afternoon tea: elegant, endless, and with something unexpectedly strong at the bottom of the cup. You’ll meet a gallery of expert conversationalists—some benevolent, some barbed—who prove that nothing travels faster than a well-placed suggestion, especially when it comes from someone who “only wants the best for you.” This Penguin Modern Classics edition (1973) is the one that whispers, “Yes, you can read just one chapter,” and then glances at the clock to find it’s suddenly midnight in Rome. “Good” condition here means exactly what it should at Crappy Old Books: a veteran of shelves and suitcases, perfectly serviceable for deep thinking, light sighing, and occasional underlining (only by you, ideally). It’s the kind of Good that suggests character, not catastrophe—like Isabel herself after two hundred pages. Buy it for the sparkling dialogue, keep it for the moral geometry, and display it for the deliciously ambiguous smile it puts on your bookshelf. Crappy Old Books: where great literature survives, thrives, and side-eyes your life choices—just like Henry James would have wanted. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4848/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-portrait-of-a-lady-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics 9780140019216 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4845 The Fantastic Kingdom by David Larkin *]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))] data-scroll-anchor=true data-testid=conversation-turn-24 data-turn=assistant data-turn-id=request-WEB:b964e114-8b6a-41df-bff6-351cf1072ea0-13 dir=auto tabindex=-1> The Fantastic Kingdom (1974) — David Larkin (Pan/Ballantine) ISBN: 9780330242219 • Condition: Good • Seller: Crappy Old Books Welcome to the nation-state of “Ooh, look at that,” population: you. The Fantastic Kingdom is the coffee-table passport you didn’t know you needed—an illustrated grand tour through dragons that have clearly unionised, castles that moonlight as weather systems, and forests where the mushrooms are suspiciously well-lit. Curated (with a knowing grin) by David Larkin, it’s a parade of fantasy art that remembers when illustration meant ink stains, paint under the fingernails, and a deadline that smelled faintly of pipe smoke. Open anywhere and you’ll find creatures that have perfected the side-eye, knights who regret reading the small print on their quests, and landscapes that appear to have been landscaped by thunderstorms. Here be griffins, fauns, queens with unflappable hair, and goblins who have learned the power pose. The styles swing from storybook delicate to poster-on-your-bedroom-wall dramatic, with occasional detours into “did the artist just invent a new mineral?” It’s an album of what-ifs arranged by someone who understands that the only thing better than a map is a map with a sea serpent on it. Larkin’s captions (and selections) are the quiet host at the gallery opening: helpful, amused, and a touch enabling. The artists—whether stalwarts of the golden age or 20th-century dream-cartographers—get room to breathe and to brood. Some images nudge you; others seize you by the lapels and insist on a quest. Either way, your inner eight-year-old and your outer art snob shake hands politely and agree to share the sofa. About our copy: graded Good by Crappy Old Books—our name, not our standards. Translation: a handsome, well-kept Pan/Ballantine wanderer with just enough shelf-rub to show it has lived among mortals. Corners with character, a spine that stands to attention, and pages that lie flat like well-trained carpets (possibly flying). No fluorescent vandalism, no coffee cataclysm; just the dignified patina of a book that has been opened with gasps rather than guilty crumbs. Why this kingdom deserves diplomatic immunity on your shelf: A treasure-chest survey of fantasy illustration, from misty glades to unapologetic thunder. Perfect “leave it out and people start conversations” energy. Inspires drawing, daydreaming, and the occasional ill-advised attempt at heraldry. Works on all audiences: children, artists, nostalgists, and visiting skeptics who pretend not to look and then do. Buy it for the pictures. Keep it for the places they take you. File it between Myth & Magic and that sketchbook you’re definitely going to use, and enjoy the way the room gains a slightly enchanted draft. If anyone asks what’s inside, say “urban planning for dragons.” Then hand it over and watch them apply for citizenship. At Crappy Old Books, we specialise in volumes that turn coffee tables into portals and Tuesdays into quests. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4845/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fantastic-kingdom-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan/Ballantine 9780330242219 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4843 Animal Farm by George Orwell Animal Farm (1952) — George Orwell (Penguin Books) ISBN: none • Condition: Good • Seller: Crappy Old Books Behold the most efficient management consultancy ever assembled: a barnyard. In Animal Farm, George Orwell proves that org charts work just as well with trotters and hooves as they do with fountain pens and expense accounts. The animals rise, the slogans sparkle, the windmill gets pitched (and pitched again), and somewhere between “comrade” and “committee” the minutes forget to record the bit where everything starts to look suspiciously… familiar. This 1952 Penguin brings the classic in its pocket-sized, truth-sized format: the fable that reads like bedtime, then sits up at 3 a.m. and asks difficult questions about power, memory, and why the commandments keep needing “clarifications” in smaller and smaller print. You’ll meet the visionary pigs with their very reasonable hat collection, the faithful workhorse whose personal brand is “overtime,” the sheep who can out-chant any meeting, and a farmhouse where transparency means the curtains are open—on your side, not theirs. Orwell’s prose is the literary equivalent of a clean blade: quick, cool, and distressingly accurate. What begins with idealism and milk rations becomes a masterclass in how language gets updated, targets get “adjusted,” and neighbors get “reallocated.” It’s short enough to read before your next committee vote and sharp enough to change how you hear the word “resolution.” About our copy: graded Good by Crappy Old Books—our name, not our standards. Expect an honest Penguin veteran: a spine with dignity, corners with character, and pages that lie flat as if they’ve survived a couple of regime changes and still turn on cue. No fluorescent insurrection, no coffee coups, just the gentle patina of a book that has been read like books are meant to be read: by humans with hands and thoughts. Why this edition still kicks the feed bucket: A revolution in under 150 pages; no barricades required, just literacy. Slogans that sound oddly modern (do not check your workplace poster wall). Perfect for readers who enjoy their satire neat, their endings inevitable, and their commandments revised overnight. A conversation starter with auditors, teenagers, and anyone who claims “it can’t happen here.” Buy it for the fable; keep it for the footfall it leaves in your head. Park it on your shelf between “Politics” and “Children’s,” and enjoy the way both sections look uncomfortable. And if someone asks what Animal Farm is really about, smile politely and say, “Livestock management.” Then offer them page one. At Crappy Old Books, we specialise in volumes that appear harmless from a distance and start rearranging furniture up close. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4843/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/animal-farm-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4842 Almayers Folly by Joseph Conrad *]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))] data-scroll-anchor=true data-testid=conversation-turn-16 data-turn=assistant data-turn-id=request-WEB:b964e114-8b6a-41df-bff6-351cf1072ea0-9 dir=auto tabindex=-1> Almayer’s Folly (1976) — Joseph Conrad (Penguin Modern Classics) ISBN: 0140000364 • Condition: Good • Seller: Crappy Old Books Welcome to Sambir, where the jungle hums, the river listens, and one Kaspar Almayer is constructing a dream so elaborate you could moor a steamship to it. Almayer’s Folly is Conrad’s debut novel—his first, glorious experiment in watching human illusions set like concrete in tropical heat. The “folly” is part house, part plan, part mirage: a palace of European ambition rising heroically in a place that did not ask for it. It’s real estate as character study, empire as DIY project, and hope measured in planks. Conrad wastes no time. He rolls out a cast with perfect teeth and terrible decisions: Almayer, the trader with a blueprint in his pocket and a storm in his heart; Mrs Almayer, who surveys the folly with an appraisal that could fell teak; Captain Lingard, walking around like a patent on destiny; and Nina, the daughter whose future stubbornly refuses to fit inside a veranda. The river keeps score. So do the local politics. Meanwhile, every board hammered into Almayer’s grand design vibrates with that Conrad signature: sentences that begin in confidence, pass through weather, and dock in truth with a small, devastating bump. This is the novel where you learn that a “plan” is only a map until the tide takes an interest; that love and loyalty can argue more ferociously than trade winds; and that the tropics do not bend to anyone’s career goals. The atmosphere is thick enough to butter, the dialogue bites gently before it draws blood, and the moral geometry tilts until “profit,” “honour,” and “home” can’t find the same compass. About our copy: graded Good by Crappy Old Books—our name, not our standards. Expect an honest, well-travelled Penguin Modern Classics: a sensibly sunned spine, corners with character, and pages that lie flat like they’ve sat through several monsoons of thought and remained composed. No fluorescent misdemeanours. No coffee catastrophes. Just that tasteful patina that says “I was read by someone who turned pages with clean hands and opinions.” Why this edition earns its berth on your shelf: Conrad’s first outing: the prototype of his great themes—illusion, identity, the slow arithmetic of consequence. Jungle-and-river ambience that seeps into your socks (in the best way). An empire-in-miniature: commercial schemes vs. human hearts, scored for sighs and gunboats. Short enough to read in a weekend; deep enough to brood over for a decade. Buy it for the house that ambition built. Keep it for the people who try to live inside. Display it between Nostromo and your favourite travel guide, and enjoy the way they start a quiet argument after lights-out. And if anyone asks what Almayer’s Folly is about, say “a blueprint for happiness,” then raise an eyebrow. At Crappy Old Books, we specialise in admirable mistakes and the art they leave behind. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4842/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/almayers-folly-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics 9780140000368 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4838 The Wager by Sonia Prentice *]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))] data-scroll-anchor=true data-testid=conversation-turn-8 data-turn=assistant data-turn-id=request-WEB:b964e114-8b6a-41df-bff6-351cf1072ea0-5 dir=auto tabindex=-1> The Wager (2001) — Sonia Prentice (Hollytree Books) ISBN: 9780954117405 • Condition: Good • Seller: Crappy Old Books Here’s a slim grenade with a nice polite pin: The Wager by Sonia Prentice. It looks harmless—tasteful cover, tidy year (2001), the modest poise of a Hollytree Books original—but crack it open and there’s that delicious hum of consequences assembling themselves like cutlery before a row. Someone makes a bet (as one does), the universe takes notes (as it always does), and suddenly the smallest promise becomes an obstacle course, the kind with social hurdles, moral puddles, and a finish line that keeps moving “just to see what happens.” Prentice writes with a cat’s confidence: unhurried, amused, and convinced you’ll follow her to the top of the wardrobe to observe the humans below. The tone is tart but forgiving; the chapters are little wagers of their own—“Go on, read one more”—and your dignity loses decisively around page forty-seven. Expect stakes that escalate from “Oh, that’s manageable” to “What have we done?” with the grace of a well-aimed eyebrow. There’s wit for the head, warmth for the spleen, and those cameo details (the chipped mug, the town clock five minutes fast, the letter you shouldn’t have posted) that say: yes, the author has met people. Is it romance? Possibly. Satire? Frequently. A social caper where character meets consequence in an alley behind the grocer’s? Almost certainly. The Wager is the kind of book that knows how you spend your Sunday afternoons and is prepared to negotiate. About our copy: graded Good by Crappy Old Books—our name, not our standards. That means it’s seen daylight (bravo), learned to sit flat (useful), and acquired the faint, honest scuffs of a book that has lived in the world without demanding a glass case. You may notice a whisper of shelf wear, a corner with character, perhaps a spine that hints at previous laughter. No loose signatures, no confetti pages, no crimes committed by highlighter. In short: a dependable co-conspirator for your next tea-and-schemes session. Why this edition deserves your mischief: Hollytree Books charm: small-press poise with a quietly sharp bite. A premise that starts as a nudge and becomes a map of unintended destinations. Dialogues that clink like glasses and then say something you’ll underline. Perfect commuter length for missing your stop in a refined and literary manner. Buy it for the bet, keep it for the payoff, and display it for the air of subtle audacity it lends to any shelf. And when someone asks what The Wager is about, smile mysteriously and say, “Oh, you’ll see.” That’s how rumours—and good reading—begin at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4838/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wager-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hollytree Books 9780954117405 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4836 Going It Alone by Michael Innes *]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))] data-scroll-anchor=true data-testid=conversation-turn-2 data-turn=assistant data-turn-id=66312590-3661-4d0a-8348-eb85d00c21b2 dir=auto tabindex=-1> Going It Alone (2001) by Michael Innes, reissued by the ever-game House of Stratus, arrives like a tweed-jacketed guest who’s far too clever for the party and knows it—but still brings a decent bottle. It’s Innes in his favourite register: urbane, wry, and just a touch absurd, the literary equivalent of raising one eyebrow so high it qualifies as a hat. Expect cultivated conversation, a puzzle set with the nonchalant neatness of a dons’ common room, and that delicious Innes habit of letting a throwaway line turn into a clue while you’re admiring the furniture. This copy comes to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books—our name, not our standards—where we believe “Good” condition means precisely that: a book that’s actually been read (how radical), shows a little honest life (perhaps a whisper of shelf-rub or the faintest sun-kiss to the spine), and is entirely ready to be read again without the pages defecting one by one. If you’re after shrink-wrapped museum pieces, you may prefer a monastery; if you’re after something you can take to the café and annotate with morally upright pencil, you’ve found the right shelf. House of Stratus gave these classic thrillers the sort of second wind that makes you wonder why they were ever allowed to nap. Innes’s prose still crackles: civilised mischief, sly asides, and a plot that strolls in, perfectly punctual, and leaves you later than planned because you insisted on “just one more chapter.” You’ll find cultured suspects, motives with better educations than most of us, and a sense that somewhere a butler is polishing an alibi. The vital stats, for the collectors and the simply curious: Title: Going It Alone Author: Michael Innes Publisher: House of Stratus Year: 2001 ISBN: 9781842327364 Condition: Good (the respectable, readable kind) Buy it for the mystery. Keep it for the sentences. Display it for the aura of sly intelligence it radiates across the room. And if anyone asks why you’re grinning at page 73, tell them you’re merely appreciating the engineering. At Crappy Old Books, we specialise in that sort of grin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4836/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/going-it-alone-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books House of Stratus 9781842327364 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4833 Belief Change and Forms of Life by DZ Phillips Presenting: Belief Change and Forms of Life (1986, Macmillan) by D. Z. Phillips — philosophy with its sleeves rolled up, peering into prayer, doubt, and the ordinary sentences we use to hold a life together. ISBN: 0333389603. Condition: Good, and gloriously ex-library from St Paul’s Girls’ School, complete with inner tickets, stamps, and that faintly scholastic aura of essays just handed in. It’s the only volume here that can produce its own borrowing history as evidence. This is Phillips in his Wittgensteinian workshop, asking why “belief” behaves badly when we treat it like a theorem, and beautifully when we treat it like part of a form of life — the patterns of practice, feeling, and talk that make sense of what we mean. He’s suspicious of grand systems that vacuum-pack religion, and equally impatient with debunkers who try to evict it with a crowbar. Instead, he examines how conversion, loss of faith, and the everyday maintenance of trust show up in our language: in promises kept, meals blessed, grief spoken, silence chosen. Less “prove this” than “notice that.” Chapters move like thoughtful tutorials: belief as lived grammar rather than secret doctrine; change as relearning a language you already speak; arguments that misfire because the contestants are playing different games with the same words. Phillips keeps dragging the discussion from cloudbank to kitchen table, showing how pieties and polemics both go astray when they ignore how people actually use words like faith, guilt, forgiveness, hope. It’s precise without being pinched; humane without going misty. From the outside: tidy mid-’80s Macmillan poise—sensible boards or sturdy paperback (printings vary), an unflappable spine, and pages with that soft ivory tone that flatters marginal thinking. Our Good (ex-library) means honest shelf rub, a protective plastic whisper if present, and those inner tickets and due-date slips that function as scholastic provenance. Think “minor institutional tattoos”: stamps, catalogue codes, maybe a faint shadow where a pocket once lived. Text is clean, binding steady, and the whole book radiates “I have survived both teenagers and metaphysics.” Inside, the prose is classic Phillips: courteous, exact, gently polemical. He prefers examples to exclamation marks. He’ll analyze a prayer before breakfast with the same care some writers lavish on ontological proofs—and you may end up trusting his results more. Expect cameo appearances from Wittgenstein (forms of life, language-games), sidelong looks at ethics smuggled into metaphysics, and a recurring conviction that description often outperforms explanation when the subject is people. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the noble paradox: decidedly un-crappy philosophy with just enough lived-in history to prove it worked for its keep. The St Paul’s library traces give it charm and context—evidence of arguments rehearsed, essays sharpened, and at least one epiphany had on a Tuesday. Ideal for: Readers who like their philosophy to check the temperature of the room before redefining God. Theologians allergic to bluster and skeptics allergic to straw men. Teachers who want examples their students can actually live with. Anyone who’s ever thought, “Maybe the problem isn’t belief, it’s the awkward way we’re talking about it.” Potential side effects: improved tolerance for other people’s sentences, sudden suspicion of capital-letter Arguments, and an urge to replace “prove” with “show” in polite company. May cause you to rescue prayer from both pedants and pyrotechnicians. In short: a clear, careful, quietly corrective book about how beliefs change because people do—and how our words should keep up. Belief Change and Forms of Life offers a humane map of the territory where faith, doubt, and daily practice actually meet—brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation and the stock has impeccable library manners. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4833/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/belief-change-and-forms-of-life-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333389607 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4829 High Tech - High Touch by John Naisnitt Presenting: High Tech / High Touch (2001, Nicholas Brealey) by John… Naisnitt (close! it’s John Naisbitt, the megatrend whisperer). ISBN: 9781857882605. Condition: Good, which in the dignified dialect of second-hand bookmongers means “has seen a few airports, learned several opinions, and can still hold your attention without flashing LEDs.” This is the early-millennial field guide to living with gadgets without turning into one. Naisbitt peers at the shiny promise of technology and asks the rude, useful questions: What does the machine do to our manners? Our bodies? Our kids? Our idea of a good day? Expect brisk tours through virtual community vs. actual neighbours, always-on work vs. never-off brains, medical miracles vs. mechanised mortality, and shopping as sacrament vs. touch as therapy. It’s part cultural X-ray, part pep talk, part “step away from the beeping thing and go look at the sky for a minute.” From the outside: the tidy Nicholas Brealey paperback stance—clean cover, sensible spine, and pages with that calm early-2000s cream. Our Good means honest edge rub, a courteous spine crease (think “raised eyebrow,” not “system failure”), and text unblessed by fluorescent highlighters. It sits on your shelf like a humane software update. Inside: Naisbitt writes like your smartest dinner guest who also reads user manuals for fun. He counts what can be counted (adoption curves, demographics, bandwidth) and names what can’t (meaning, belonging, the feeling that your phone is somehow eating your afternoon). Chapters hop from telemedicine to theme-park spirituality, distance learning to the return of the handmade, pausing to note that humans routinely invent tools to fix the side effects of earlier tools—then call it progress and schedule a meeting. The trick of the book is balance without beige. It loves innovation, distrusts hype, and keeps asking for human scale. Where technology thins out our senses, it prescribes touch: art, craft, ritual, eye contact, food cooked by someone with hands. Where work accelerates, it suggests boundaries with consonants. Where culture fragments, it proposes communities that aren’t moderated by Terms & Conditions. There’s even a prophetic shiver or two about attention as currency—which aged… accurately. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the noble paradox: decidedly un-crappy paperbacks with just enough patina to prove they were read by humans, not cached by servers. Our Good means “lendable to the colleague who says ‘just one more email’ while blinking in Morse,” “perfect for trains and tech detox Sundays,” and “ready to be quoted at meetings, gently.” Ideal for: Optimists who like a seatbelt. Skeptics who enjoy data with their side-eye. Managers trying to lead people, not dashboards. Anyone who has ever stroked a wooden table after a day of glass screens and thought, oh right—texture. Potential side effects: lower screen brightness, higher eye contact, spontaneous gratitude for libraries, and an alarming desire to print photos on actual paper. In short: a witty, steadying, still-relevant reminder that progress is only progress if people remain recognisable. High Tech / High Touch helps you keep your humanity plugged in—brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation and the stock is pleasantly tactile. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4829/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/high-tech-high-touvh-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nicholas Brealey 9781857882605 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4828 The Weight of Glory by CS Lewis Presenting: The Weight of Glory (2001, HarperOne) by C. S. Lewis — the slim volume that lifts like a feather and lands like a cathedral. ISBN: 9780060653200. Condition: Good, which in the venerable dialect of second-hand bookmongers means “well kept, fully readable, and perfectly capable of making you stare out of a bus window as though it were the stained glass of Chartres.” This is Lewis in sermon-essay mode: brisk, lucid, and dangerously quotable. He takes the ordinary furniture of life—desire, duty, learning, forgiveness—and gives each piece a hidden drawer. Open one and out pops a sentence you’ll be underlining for the rest of your days, even if you’re the kind of person who swears never to underline. The title piece argues that our deepest longings are not embarrassments to be tidied away but road signs pointing home; along the way he smuggles in the audacious idea that your most boring neighbour is a creature of near-unbearable splendour (handle with care). Around that centerpiece orbit the essays you’ll wish you’d had in your back pocket during three different arguments and one life crisis: Learning in Wartime — a cool manifesto for studying when the world insists on drama. On Forgiveness — spoiler: wanting to be excused is not the same as wanting to be forgiven; prepare to adjust several habits. The Inner Ring — the sharpest five-alarm essay ever written about cliques, status, and that whisper that says, “Just this once.” Is Theology Poetry? — Lewis cheerfully says “no,” then proves it in prose so elegant you’ll half-agree it might be poetry after all. Transposition, Membership, A Slip of the Tongue — further dispatches from the border where common sense meets eternity and both come away improved. From the outside: the tidy HarperOne paperback look—clean cover, sensible spine, and pages with a calm, early-2000s cream. Our Good means honest shelf rub, a courteous spine crease (more “raised eyebrow” than “battle scar”), and text that reads cleanly with no highlighter coups or theological graffiti. It sits on your shelf as if it has something important to say at exactly the right moment—which, inconveniently, it does. Inside: the tone is classic Lewis—scholarly without sulking, logical without coldness, and funny in that mild way that sneaks up on you. He builds arguments like bridges you can actually walk across, then plants a wildflower at the end so you remember why you crossed. He is unfashionable on purpose, compassionate on principle, and allergic to waffle. Expect ideas that refuse to stay on the page: a fiercer charity, a sterner honesty, and a suspicion that your “small” choices are quietly cosmic. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the noble paradox: decidedly un-crappy paperbacks with the right amount of lived-in charm. Our Good means “lendable to a friend you trust with your favourite sentences,” “perfect for bag, train, kettle,” and “strong enough to survive being opened to the same paragraph nine days running.” Ideal for: Readers who prefer arguments with manners and conclusions that glow in the dark. Skeptics who like their believers articulate, and believers who like their minds challenged. Anyone who suspects there’s more to ordinary life than inboxes and acceptable cynicism. Potential side effects: sudden politeness toward strangers, a renewed respect for footnotes, and an inexplicable urge to say “glory” without irony (we won’t tell). May cause selective silence at parties where The Inner Ring is recruiting. In short: humane, bracing, quietly luminous. The Weight of Glory is nine kinds of clarity in one small volume—brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation and the stock is surprisingly radiant. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4828/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-weight-of-glory-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper One 9780060653200 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4826 Managerial Leadership in the Post-Industrial Society by Philip Sadler Presenting: Managerial Leadership in the Post-Industrial Society (1988, Gower) by Philip Sadler — a handbook for the brave souls who discovered that “post-industrial” means the factory vanished and left you in charge of a jazz band. ISBN: 9780566026119. Condition: Near Fine, which in the refined dialect of second-hand bookmongers translates as “smart suit, polished shoes, and not a single coffee-ring on the quarterly vision.” This is leadership with shoulder pads and staying power: part playbook, part time capsule, part eerie prophecy. Sadler surveys a world where hierarchies relax their backs, information behaves like weather, and “human resources” remember they are, in fact, human. He swaps clipboards for cultures, supervisors for stewards, and ecstatic memos about “empowerment” for practical ways to stop meetings from reproducing like rabbits. Expect chapters that tackle strategy without spreadsheets as life support, structures that bend without snapping, motivation that outlasts the doughnuts, and ethics that aren’t just a poster near the lift. From the outside: classic Gower gravitas — tidy cover, unfussed spine, and pages with the kind of gentle ivory that says “kept on an executive shelf, consulted rather than punished.” Our Near Fine means: minimal shelf rub, corners as crisp as a mission statement, and text so clean it could present to the board without slides. No fluorescent graffiti, no battlefield Post-its; just a poised, almost startlingly pristine copy ready to look confident beside your stapler. Inside, Sadler keeps it clear-eyed and unsentimental. He sketches the shift from machines to minds, bosses to leaders, orders to outcomes. He’s keen on vision that can be audited, communication that doesn’t need a decoder ring, and systems that encourage initiative without inventing chaos. There’s climate before it was culture, agility before it wore trainers, and accountability without the ceremonial blame game. Real examples intrude politely; frameworks click together with satisfying “oh, that’s why” sounds. The tone? Brisk, pragmatic, occasionally wry — the managerial equivalent of a well-run agenda that ends early. Jargon is present but house-trained. Diagrams appear, make their point, and leave. You’ll come for the “post-industrial” mystique and stay for sentences that still work on Tuesday mornings, including the one where you must decide whether to fix a process or adopt it like a stray. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the noble paradox: decidedly un-crappy management classics with just enough patina to prove a human turned the pages. Near Fine here means “briefed, not battered” — the perfect companion for your desk stack labelled “read, then pretend it was my idea.” Ideal for: Leaders who inherited a pyramid and woke up inside a network. MBAs who suspect the most radical KPI is clarity. HR people who keep a spare strategy in their pocket “just in case.” Anyone who has ever said “we’re a learning organisation” and then looked nervously at the calendar. Potential side effects: spontaneous org-chart redrawing, a measurable reduction in meeting half-life, and the urge to replace “synergy” with “please talk to each other.” May cause allergic reactions to buzzwords unsupported by actions. In short: a crisp, sensible, quietly prescient manual for guiding grown-ups through work that doesn’t come with a lever or a whistle. Managerial Leadership in the Post-Industrial Society remains a deft reminder that culture eats strategy, but only after leadership sets the table — brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation and the stock is boardroom-ready. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4826/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/managerial-leadership-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gower 9780566026119 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4825 Political Transition by Paul Gready Presenting: Political Transition (2003, Pluto Press) by Paul Gready — the field guide for when a country decides to update its operating system without switching the machine off. ISBN: 9780745320410. Condition: Very Good, which in the dignified dialect of second-hand bookmongers means “nearly immaculate, smart enough for a seminar, and capable of making policy wonks nod thoughtfully in cafés.” This is the suitcase book for moving from “after” to “what now?” Gready anatomises that twitchy in-between time when flags are repainted, constitutions rehearse their vowels, and everyone learns to say “stakeholder” without a tremor. Expect chapters that dance between truth commissions and tribunals, amnesty schemes and accountability dreams, memory projects and future-proofing, NGO hustle and government muscle—all conducted in prose that can pass both at a conference podium and on a train at 7:42 a.m. It’s practical without being pious, critical without despair, and fully aware that democracy is less a destination than a flatpack with mysterious leftover screws. From the outside: the crisp Pluto Press paperback look—clean cover, respectable spine, and pages with the kind of gentle cream that says “stored sensibly; read responsibly.” Our Very Good means: minimal shelf rub, a spine that doesn’t squeal, and a text block so tidy it could chair a committee. No fluorescent coups in the margins, no biscuit-based archaeology between pages—just a sleek, ready-to-read copy that minds its manners. Inside: case studies behave like mirrors; theory keeps its tie straight. You’ll find the usual suspects—civil society, the judiciary, international bystanders who claim they’re only here to help—plus the awkward cousins: impunity that won’t leave the party, and nostalgia that keeps changing the playlist. Gready’s trick is to show how institutions, narratives, and ordinary people grind forward together (and sometimes sideways), asking the hard questions: who gets to remember, who has to forget, who pays the bill, and why the bill always arrives during budget season. The tone? Dry as a well-drafted statute with the occasional wink. Jargon appears on a short leash; charts behave; footnotes march in tidy ranks. One moment you’re reading about constitutional design like it’s carpentry; the next you’re caught by a sentence about grief that lands with the softness of a gavel. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the noble paradox: decidedly un-crappy books with just enough lived-in charm to prove they were wanted, not warehoused. Our Very Good means “seminar-ready, desk-worthy, lendable to colleagues you actually trust.” It sits well with your stack of governance reports and looks impressive next to a dangerously full notebook. Ideal for: Policy people who prefer checklists with a conscience. Students who like their theory with real-world splinters. Activists who appreciate a roadmap that admits detours exist. Anyone who has ever typed “transitional justice” and meant “how do we make this work without breaking it again?” Potential side effects: improved tolerance for acronyms, spontaneous diagramming of power structures on napkins, and the urge to add “participatory” to everything (please use sparingly). In short: a clear-eyed, quietly bracing companion for the messy, necessary art of changing course without capsizing. Political Transition gives you tools, cautions, and a humane sense of proportion—brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation and the stock is remarkably well governed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4825/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/political-transition-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pluto Press 9780745320410 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4824 The Revised Latin Primer by Benjamin Hall Kennedy Dust off your toga, steady your subjunctive, and accept that the Romans invented both plumbing and pedantry. The Revised Latin Primer (1948) by Benjamin Hall Kennedy (Longmans) is the stern yet oddly affectionate schoolmaster in book form—the one who raps the desk, smiles almost imperceptibly, and proceeds to reorganise your brain into declensions on the left, conjugations on the right, irregulars lurking like senators behind a curtain. It’s the classic that taught generations to tell their puellae from their bellum and their gerunds from the things that only look like gerunds. Kennedy doesn’t sweet-talk; he arranges. Nouns march in five immaculate columns; verbs parade through persons and tenses with the punctuality of a Roman road; prepositions choose their cases like a general picking units for a campaign. The book has that exquisite, mid-century sense of order where examples are chiseled, rules are compact, and exceptions are treated like exotic plants—admired, labeled, and kept under control. One minute you’re staring down the ablative absolute; the next, you’re nodding sagely at indirect statements like you always meant to. Inside, expect: Declensions that behave: beautifully tabulated, with genders that stop playing hide-and-seek. Conjugations that click: active, passive, deponent—everyone gets a tidy billet. Syntax with backbone: purpose, result, fear, and their intensely Latin cousins, all disciplined into clarity. A parade of examples that feel as if they were carved on a temple and then kindly translated. Tiny scholastic niceties—accents, quantities, and those little notes that save you three points in the exam and your dignity at dinner. This is not the book that pretends Latin is easy. It is the book that proves it’s possible—an honest covenant between you, a pencil, and a language that thinks logic is a love language. Work with it, and you’ll develop that serene, slightly smug ability to scan a sentence, pat the ablative, and send the subjunctive to its proper seat. Why this copy? It arrives from the pleasantly forthright emporium Crappy Old Books, wearing Condition: Fair with undaunted pride. Translation: fully readable, stout enough for another campaign, lightly world-worn in the manner of a veteran school satchel. The corners may have debated a declension of their own; the spine may have opinions; but the pages remain coherent, legible, and ready to instruct. A working primer for working minds. Vital stats for the grammatically ambitious: Title: The Revised Latin Primer Author: Benjamin Hall Kennedy Publisher: Longmans, 1948 ISBN: none (older than barcodes, younger than Caesar) Condition: Fair (battle-tested, classroom-tough, entirely serviceable) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name shrugs; the stock conjugates. Buy it for the tables; keep it for the tone—that unflustered, clarifying voice that makes even the supine sit up straight. After a few evenings you’ll be spotting ablatives of means in modern life, assigning cases to furniture for fun, and deploying the historic infinitive at parties (use sparingly). Kennedy’s primer is not cute. It is durable, exact, and faintly majestic—the grammatical aqueduct that still carries water. I have added some tape down the spine as it was bare. Its ok, but as its not very wide it might come off, but it should be an improvement. Comes with free paperclip. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4824/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-revised-latin-primer-c2-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4822 Vergil - Aeneid - Book One by HE Gould and JL Whiteley Presenting: Vergil — Aeneid, Book One (1961, Macmillan & Co.) edited by H. E. Gould & J. L. Whiteley — a slim classical warship with a Latin sail and very English rigging. ISBN: none (because the ancients did not believe in barcodes). Condition: Good, which in the venerable dialect of second-hand booksellers means “well-kept, fully readable, and perfectly prepared to declaim arma virumque cano at your breakfast table without spilling the tea.” This is the classic school-and-college edition that turned generations of students into people who can parse an ablative absolute before the kettle boils. Inside you’ll find the full drama of Book I: Juno’s weather-based policy initiative; Aeolus opening the atmospheric filing cabinet; Neptune turning up in his “keep off the dunes” hi-vis; Trojan ships limping into Libya; Venus doing divine customer support; Jupiter issuing a long-term strategic forecast for Rome; and Dido appearing with enough charisma to power three epics and at least one exam question. All of it in hexameters that stride like a legion and occasionally break into a light jog. Gould & Whiteley provide the proper kit: line-by-line notes crisp enough to shave with, grammar nudges that rescue you from the subjunctive at the last minute, and vocabulary help that discreetly reminds you the difference between fert and feret when your brain insists on modernising. Expect scansion hints, cultural asides (who is this Ilioneus and why is he still talking?), and those tidy footnotes that translate “epic simile” into “exactly how many bees are we comparing to whom and why.” From the outside: a tidy Macmillan academic paperback (or those sturdy mid-century boards, depending on print run) with honest shelf rub, a courteous spine crease, and pages in that tasteful ivory tone that whispers of lamp-lit prep rather than fluorescent interrogation. Our Good means sound binding, clean legible text, and the agreeable aura of a book that has been consulted rather than manhandled. The sort of volume that sits on your desk like a helpful don and never once sighs. Inside, the texture is delightfully mid-century scholarly: economical type, sensible layout, and an editorial voice that assumes you are bright and merely need the odd nudge when Neptune starts remodelling the weather. You’ll get just enough archaeology and myth recap to bluff through a tutorial, plus the occasional elegant aside that explains why pius Aeneas is both a moral category and a plot device. The commentary moves quickly, but not so quickly you trip over your gerundives. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the noble paradox: decidedly un-crappy classics with enough lived-in charm to prove they were read by humans, not shrink-wrapped for eternity. Our Good is the sweet spot — opens flat for scansion, behaves itself for translation drills, and looks right at home between your Lewis & Short and a mug that says “sic transit caffeine.” Ideal for: Latinists who like their epic with practical footnotes and zero condescension. Students facing unseen passages and seen-most-of-it nerves. Readers who enjoy the moment when a thunderstorm becomes a character witness. Side effects may include: involuntary hexameter in the shower, corrective muttering about “Vergil” vs “Virgil,” and an impulse to label your umbrella Arcitenens. You may also find yourself explaining to friends, unasked, why Neptune’s managerial style is the gold standard. In short: a brisk, intelligent, unfussy guide to the gateway of Rome’s founding myth — Aeneid I with all the right nudges in all the right margins. Brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation and the stock is paratus ad proelia (field battles optional, vocabulary inevitable). This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. If you order this one and get Book Two, please dont complain like the other miserable complaining customer that just had to have Book Two and not Book One. THey’re both gibberish, I don’t know what all the fuss is about. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4822/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aeneid-sep-v2-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4820 Voyage - The Coast of Utopia part I by Tom Stoppard Presenting: Voyage — The Coast of Utopia, Part I (2002, Faber & Faber) by Tom Stoppard — the prelude where ideas pack their trunks, kiss the old century goodbye, and try to catch the right train. ISBN: 9780571216611. Condition: Good, which in the venerable dialect of second-hand booksellers means “well-behaved, fully readable, and ready to start an argument in a café without shedding pages.” This is the opening gambit of Stoppard’s grand, giddy waltz through 19th-century Russian thought, when the future still wore kid gloves and everyone had a manifesto in their coat pocket. Country estates hum with philosophy; salons vibrate like tuning forks; friendships are formed at the speed of an epigram and broken by the velocity of history. Herzen dreams aloud, Bakunin detonates sentences on contact, Turgenev arrives with impeccable manners and inconvenient feelings, and Belinsky edits reality with a blue pencil and a pulse. Before barricades and bulletins, there are picnics, quarrels, and the seductive notion that the right conversation might save the world. From the outside: the tidy Faber & Faber paperback — elegant cover, sensible heft, and that poised “we’ve seen a couple of revolutions” posture on the shelf. Expect honest edge rub, a courteous spine crease (more “raised eyebrow” than “battle scar”), and pages in a tasteful early-2000s cream. Nothing alarming: no fluorescent coups in the margins, no underlined vendettas. Our Good means the binding holds firm, the text is crisp, and the whole book sits next to your kettle like it’s thinking in paragraphs. Inside: Stoppard’s specialty — conversation as contact sport. House parties double as think tanks; lectures slip their leashes and chase each other through forests; young radicals weigh love, duty, and train timetables with equal intensity. Mothers fret, printers smirk, money sulks, and someone always opens a window at exactly the wrong moment. It’s the intoxicating phase of history where everything is possible and nothing has yet sent a bill. The dialogue? Effervescent with undertow. Stoppard can fit a century into a line and still leave space for a punchline. One page, they’re debating liberty and land tenure; the next, someone burns the toast and accidentally changes their life. Voyage is the chapter of arrivals: to ideas, to cities, to selves — all bright, provisional, and perilously romantic. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in paradox: decidedly un-crappy plays with just enough lived-in charm to prove they were read by humans, not climate-controlled by thermostats. Our Good is the sweet spot — opens flat for impromptu table-reads, keeps its composure during rehearsal squabbles, and looks handsome queued beside your other Fabers (which, let’s be honest, are multiplying). Ideal for: Readers who like their history caffeinated and their philosophy interruptible. Theatre lovers who enjoy scenes where the punchline doubles as a thesis. Anyone who has ever fallen in love with an idea on a train and arrived somewhere else entirely. Potential side effects: excessive quoting at dinner, a renewed interest in printing presses and train schedules, and the irresistible urge to classify your friends as radicals, liberals, or “it’s complicated.” In short: a witty, generous, heady first act in which minds set sail and hearts mislay their maps. Voyage gives you the thrill of departure and the ache of choosing a direction — brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation and the stock is revolution-ready (and pleasantly dog-eared). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4820/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/voyage-the-coast-of-utopia-part-i-sep-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571216611 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4814 The Fatal Eggs by Mikhail Bulgakov Presenting: The Fatal Eggs (2003, Hesperus Press) by Mikhail Bulgakov — a laboratory farce with teeth, scales, and a suspiciously efficient postal service. ISBN: 9781843910633. Condition: Good, which in the ancient tongue of second-hand booksellers translates as “gently handled, fully legible, and still dangerous in the right light.” Welcome to Professor Persikov’s frog-forward institute, where one errant crimson ray supercharges life itself. It’s a miracle, or at least it would be if the bureaucrats didn’t immediately misfile reality. Poultry is requested; destiny ships reptiles. Somewhere between the requisition form and the loading dock, Moscow receives a spirited preview of the Mesozoic. Officials issue bulletins, weather throws a tantrum, and the newspapers sprint from triumph to “dear heavens” in three editions or less. From the outside: that neat Hesperus Press minimalism—elegant cover, modest footprint, the sort of paperback that looks clever without breaking a sweat. Expect honest shelf-rub, a courteous spine crease (like a raised eyebrow), and pages with the soft cream tone of early-2000s paper behaving admirably. No high-vis vandalism, no margin manifestos—just the light, golden patina that says “I was read by a person who washed their hands.” Our Good means the binding is sound, the text clean, and the overall presence decidedly not crappy. Inside: Bulgakov serves a brisk cocktail—two parts satire, one part sci-fi calamity, with a twist of apocalypse. The plot scampers: laboratories and ministries, incubators humming like guilty consciences, and a nation discovering that logistics can be more lethal than intent. It’s witty at speed: jokes in lab coats, metaphors with claws, and a moral delivered with a shrug that somehow hurts. You’ll laugh; you’ll wince; you’ll consider labelling every parcel in your house “EGGS: PROCEED CAUTIOUSLY.” The style? Nimble and needling. Bulgakov’s prose keeps a straight face while the city fails at several things simultaneously. He lampoons red tape so efficiently you could gift-wrap a disaster in it. Beneath the romp, there’s that unmistakable Bulgakov ache: a tenderness for human muddle and a suspicion that progress, left unattended, will immediately develop fangs. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books excels at the noble paradox: decidedly un-crappy books with just enough lived-in charm to prove they’re the reading kind. Our Good is the sweet spot—no drama, no missing pages, just a handsome, cooperative paperback that opens flat, behaves itself, and then unleashes satire on your afternoon. Ideal for: Readers who like their science “what if?” served with “oh no.” Fans of bureaucratic comedy where the punchlines hiss. Anyone who suspects that the phrase “urgent government programme” belongs in italics. Potential side effects: heightened scepticism toward procurement memos, a sudden interest in amphibians, and the impulse to install warning labels on sunlight. In short: a razor-bright comic catastrophe from a master of the sly disaster. The Fatal Eggs still hatches beautifully—fast, funny, and unsettling in all the right ways—brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation and the stock is incubated to perfection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4814/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fatal-eggs-sep-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hesperus Press 9781843910633 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4813 Emily Dickenson - Selected Poems by Emily Dickenson Presenting: Emily Dickinson — Selected Poems (2002, JM Dent), by Emily… Dickenson (we clock the rogue “e”; it’s Dickinson, the recluse who could out-stare eternity from a window in Amherst). ISBN: 0753816598. Condition: Good, which in the gently evasive dialect of second-hand booksellers means “loved, kept tidy, and perfectly capable of making you gasp on public transport.” This is your pocket lightning. Dickinson writes like a meteorologist of the soul: barometers for grief, isobars for awe, thunderheads of capital letters rolling across the sky just when you thought it was safe to be prosaic. Expect dashes that function as trapdoors, hymnal rhythms that suddenly turn feral, and images so precise they feel stolen from nature’s private notes. She can compress a cathedral into a teacup and then invite you to sip. From the outside: the JM Dent paperback look—quietly respectable, the kind of book that can sit beside a potted fern and appear to be thinking. Edges exhibit honest shelf-kiss, a modest spine crease (earned, like laugh lines), and pages with a tasteful ivory tone. No highlighter swaths, no undergraduate confessions in the margins—just that light patina of time that proves paper and breath once kept each other company. Our Good means it opens nicely, reads cleanly, and resists drama. Inside: the greatest hits and the ambushes. Death, in a carriage that refuses to hurry. Hope, with feathers and undecided weather. A loaded gun that may or may not be the poet’s voice, the reader’s pulse, or both. Bees with agendas, sunsets with policies, the soul choosing its own society and bolting the door with a dash. Each poem is an experiment in controlled detonation: minimal wording, maximal aftershock. Blink and you miss the fuse. Read twice and you find it burning in your pocket. Dickinson’s trick—still astonishing, still modern—is to speak softly and rearrange your furniture. She refuses to over-explain, inviting you to lean forward and finish the echo. The rhymes are both prim and slant, the theology curious but unsupervised, the natural world reported with an almost forensic tenderness. You don’t “get” these poems; you make a truce with them, then notice your breathing has changed. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books excels at the noble paradox: decidedly un-crappy volumes bearing the faint fingerprints of previous wonder. Our Good is your sweet spot: crisp text, shipshape binding, and just enough lived-in charm to reassure you this isn’t a hostage in plastic. It’s a book for reading, not for posing with—though it will, incidentally, look excellent on your table, telegraphing “I contain multitudes” without the stage fright. Ideal for: Readers who like their revelations bite-sized and booby-trapped. Anyone who suspects a dash can do the work of a paragraph. People who keep a weather eye on hope, and a spare jar for bees. Side effects may include sudden reconsiderations of the word “forever,” discreet tears at bus stops, and an impulse to capitalise Abstract Nouns like you’re on first-name terms. In short: a quietly luminous Selected Poems that still detonates on contact—Emily Dickinson at her angled, slant-rhyme finest, in a JM Dent edition with the decorum to keep its wildness discreet. Brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation and the stock is the good kind of dangerous. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4813/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/emily-dickenson-selected-poems-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent 9780753816592 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4811 The Order of St John of Jerusalem and Picturesque Places of Interest in Malta and Gozo by Hannibal P scicluna Presenting: The Order of St John of Jerusalem and Picturesque Places of Interest in Malta and Gozo (1969, Empire Press) by Hannibal P… scicluna—no, let’s give the man his capitals: Hannibal P. Scicluna, Malta’s patron saint of footnotes and formidable charm. ISBN: none (because some books are too dignified for numbers). Condition: Good, which, in venerable bookseller argot, means it has survived sun, sea-breeze, and several inquisitive holidays without losing its sense of occasion. This is your armchair passage to limestone glamour: the Knights Hospitaller in their best capes, cannon politely pointed at history, and every street corner in Valletta striking a pose like it’s been waiting for a watercolourist since 1566. Scicluna does that wonderfully Maltese thing—mixes grand crusader lore with the pragmatic directions of a local who knows where the good stairs are. Expect familiars and flourishes: auberges with doors the size of diplomatic incidents, bastions arranged like folded origami, and a coastline so baroquely crenellated it must have been designed by a committee with a compass fetish. From the outside: a well-travelled Empire Press paperback with honest shelf wear—the kind of gentle scuffing that says “I have been to Gozo and back” even if, strictly speaking, it’s only made it as far as your aunt’s conservatory. Pages show that tasteful, honey-coloured tan you only get from Maltese sunshine (or, more prosaically, 1960s paper stock). The spine? Firm enough to hold the fort, supple enough to open flat on a café table while you debate the relative merits of Mdina at golden hour. Inside: Scicluna serves you a cultured itinerary with a side of heraldry—Grand Masters parade through the prose, chapels appear right where you need a sigh, and every “picturesque place” is introduced with the discreet confidence of a concierge who knows a keyholder. One minute you’re learning why a particular bastion has opinions about the Ottoman navy, the next you’re gazing at a cove that insists on being described as “azure” even if you promised yourself you wouldn’t be that person. It’s part history, part guide, part love letter written on creamy paper with a fountain pen that cost too much and was worth every lira. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books specialises in the paradox: decidedly un-crappy volumes with lived-in charisma. Our Good means: clean text, binding still gallant, a few courteous signs of prior admiration. Think “well-dressed traveller” rather than “airport novelty.” It won’t out-gloss a coffee-table blockbuster, but it will out-class it at dinner. Ideal for: The armchair crusader who prefers their sieges annotated and their vistas captioned. Lovers of baroque façades, courteous masonry, and streets that curve like a whispered secret. Anyone who suspects the phrase “picturesque places” is a promise, not a category. In short: it’s a sun-warmed stroll through Malta and Gozo with a gentleman scholar who knows where the shadows fall and which balcony has opinions. The Order of St John… gives you knights, nooks, niches, and nice views—in that order—and does it with a wink. Brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecation, the stock is quietly splendid, and the only crusade is against dull reading. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4811/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-order-of-st-john-of-jerusalem-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Empire Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4810 Harrys Game by Gerald Deymour Presenting: Harry’s Game (1982 Fontana edition) by Gerald… Deymour (we see you, typo—yes, it’s Gerald Seymour, the one who weaponises tension like a metronome). ISBN: 0006161383. Condition: Good, which in bookseller dialect means “lived-in, loyal, and still fully capable of raising your heart rate without so much as a car chase.” This is the Cold Brew of Troubles-era thrillers: lean, dark, and quietly devastating. No superheroics, no gadget buffet—just human beings under pressure, decisions made in alleys and kitchens, and stakes that feel like they’ve been slipped into your coat pocket when you weren’t looking. Seymour writes the kind of sentences that check your passport and moral compass at the same time. From the outside: classic Fontana paperback charisma—cover art that whispers “1970s news bulletin, but make it noir,” edges with honest rub, and pages with that tasteful tea-stain patina of time. The spine has been opened like a confidante, not cracked like a walnut. Expect mild page tan—think sepia filter chosen by someone with restraint. No feral underlining. No passive-aggressive highlighter. Just a seasoned copy that knows the difference between suspense and shouting. Inside: Belfast’s shadowed streets, London’s quiet rooms, and the unnerving hum of ordinary life carrying on while extraordinary things happen out of frame. Harry goes hunting; the hunted hunts back; everyone keeps their voice down. The book’s genius is its volume control—tense at a whisper. You’ll turn pages like you’re defusing something, which, frankly, you are. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books has a gift for finding decidedly un-crappy paperbacks and then underselling them with a name that lowers your expectations so the book can stroll in and exceed them. Our Good means “fully readable, delightfully shelvable, happy to be lent to a friend you actually trust.” It’s not gift-wrapped perfection; it’s the one you actually read. Ideal for: Readers who prefer moral dilemmas to missile launches. Fans of thrillers that believe silence is louder than an explosion. Anyone who thinks a paperback should look like it’s been somewhere and learned something. In short: Harry’s Game is a taut, humane thriller that keeps its cool while your pulse accelerates. A proper Fontana survivor with character in the paper and steel in the prose—brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is ironic and the stock is the good kind of dangerous. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4810/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harrys-game-sep-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006161387 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4809 The Gay Phoenix by Michael Innes Presenting: The Gay Phoenix (1976) by Michael Innes — Penguin paperback royalty with an orange spine so confident it practically applies for a peerage. ISBN: 0140047018. Condition: Good, which in the grand old bookselling tradition means it has lived a little, learned a lot, and still remembers where the bodies are buried. This is Innes in his late-career, dry-martini mode: urbane mischief, puzzling doings, and the kind of allusive wit that assumes you’ve read three shelves of classics and at least one railway timetable. If you want gunfights in air vents, look elsewhere. If you fancy cool intrigue, artful dialogue, and that sly feeling of being in on the joke, welcome to the club. From the outside: a classic Penguin—respectably scuffed, with honest edge-wear that says “I’ve been to more drawing rooms than you.” Pages show the light tanning you’d expect from a seventies paperback that has gazed thoughtfully into the middle distance for decades. The binding? Still game. The text? Crisp enough to slice a country house alibi. No dramatic annotations, unless you count the faint, charming whisper of previous readers turning pages to see who did what, where, and with which devastating bon mot. Inside: you’ll find the usual Innes cocktail—mystery with a raised eyebrow, characters who could start a literary society just by sharing an umbrella, and plotting so neat it might’ve been ironed. Expect cultivated chaos: art people, money people, impeccably suspicious people, all drifting toward the moment when everything snaps into place with the smug precision of a well-tied bow tie. Why this copy? Because Crappy Old Books has a talent for finding un-crappy old books and naming the shop accordingly, just to keep expectations manageable. Our “Good” means readable, shelvable, lendable, and entirely capable of making your other paperbacks feel underdressed. It won’t win a beauty pageant against a shrink-wrapped reissue, but it has the kind of character you can’t laminate. Ideal for: Readers who prefer their mysteries clever rather than shouty. Fans of Inspector-ish elegance, literary Easter eggs, and crimes committed with impeccable grammar. Anyone who appreciates a Penguin that looks like it’s spent time in a gentleman’s library and a slightly disreputable café, in that order. In short: a witty, nimble late-golden-age whodunnit with the cultivated charm of someone who apologises before accusing you of murder. The Gay Phoenix rises again—gently, stylishly, and on time—brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is self-deprecating and the stock is surprisingly dapper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4809/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-gay-phoenix-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140047011 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4807 Handbook of Suggestions for Teachers by Board of Education Presenting the book that believes a firm tone, a stick of chalk, and a timetable can hold civilisation together: Handbook of Suggestions for Teachers (1944, Board of Education). Issued in the heat of history and printed with the calm certainty of a staffroom notice, it is equal parts pedagogy, pep talk, and politely worded decree. Offered with polished apples and mild sarcasm by Crappy Old Books. Here is wartime guidance at its most British: lessons to be taught, spirits to be kept up, and windows to be opened “weather permitting.” The Board of Education strides through the curriculum like a headmaster with good shoes—reading, writing, arithmetic, drill, nature study, citizenship, the mysterious art of getting thirty children to sit down simultaneously. It is astonishingly practical: when to diagram a sentence, how to number the exercise books, which bits of geography are stout for morale, and why handwriting should look as if it could pass an inspection. Between the lines you can hear the era: air-raid drills filed under “routine,” resourcefulness disguised as “method,” and quiet heroism presented as “ordinary work.” Need to teach art without paint? Use whatever the children have. Short on maps? Draw one. Geography of the world? Begin with the playground and expand, preferably to the Empire, but do stop for milk. Condition: Good—sound in the binding, clean in the text, and perfectly ready to be waved faintly at unruly tables. ISBN: none, naturally; in 1944 the barcodes were deployed exclusively on munitions of a different kind. The paper has that durable, workmanlike feel of an age that rationed everything except purpose. Why this copy? Because it’s the operating manual for hope with margin notes for sanity. It reminds you that teaching is logistics married to love; that a classroom is a weather system; and that no one has ever truly controlled glue. It also doubles as a historical time capsule—proof that “best practice” is a moving target and that yesterday’s certainty is today’s charming relic (except the bits that are secretly still right). Suggested classroom (and civilian) uses: Staffroom artefact: place on the table and listen to modern teachers hiss and purr in equal measure. Pedagogical drinking game: sip every time it says “should,” “thrift,” or “attention.” Life admin guide: timetables, routines, and “useful habits” also work on adults who have mislaid their week. Conversation starter: leave it on a coffee table; someone will ask what “drill” meant, and you’ll give a small, wistful lecture. Key delights within: beautifully stern headings, bullet-point sanity, and the quiet poetry of official prose (“A cheerful tone conduces to work”). It is sincere without being sentimental, organised without being joyless, and confident that a well-kept blackboard can push back the darkness by at least four feet. — At a glance • Title: Handbook of Suggestions for Teachers • Author: Board of Education • Publisher/Year: HMS, 1944 • ISBN: None (pre-barcode, pro-blackboard) • Condition: Good—clean, tight, staffroom-ready • Seller: Crappy Old Books—purveyors of patina, policy, and pedagogical nostalgia Adopt it for the shelf, consult it in moments of doubt, and remember: somewhere between “line up smartly” and “observe the hedgerow” lies the whole philosophy of education—and, just possibly, of getting through the day. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4807/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/handbook-of-suggestions-for-teachers-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMS no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4806 A History of English Literature by Emile Legouis Summon your inner surveyor of syllables: A History of English Literature (1943, J. M. Dent) by Émile Legouis—a brisk march from Beowulf to the moderns, conducted by a courteous Frenchman who knows where all the bodies (of text) are buried. Offered with a tweed-flavoured flourish by Crappy Old Books. This is the grand tour in one volume: monasteries humming, minstrels strolling, dramatists elbowing for daylight, novelists inventing everyone you’ve ever met. Legouis has that enviable trick of sounding calmly authoritative while slipping in sly appreciations and raised eyebrows. He points, dates, defines, and—when necessary—politely disagrees. Expect crisp capsule lives, well-aimed verdicts, and the occasional sentence that makes you jot a reading list in the margin like a person with plans. Printed in 1943, it’s a book that kept its head while the century didn’t. Wartime paper, peacetime clarity. The prose carries a faint aroma of ration-book common sense: no waste, plenty of nourishment. It’s the kind of handbook that turns casual readers into insufferably well-armed conversationalists. Brandish at dinner and say, “Ah yes, the Metaphysicals,” and watch the room fold like origami. Condition: Good—which in our taxonomy means sound binding, tidy pages, entirely ready for active duty in rucksacks, satchels, and bedside stacks. ISBN: none, of course; every chapter is its own barcode of dates and judgments. The Dent production is satisfyingly no-nonsense: text that sits up straight and expects the same from you. Field-tested uses: Curriculum in a teacup: one chapter per cup, refill as required. Map to the canon: pick an era at random, find out why it matters, pretend you knew all along. Triage for TBR piles: Legouis will tell you which poets are essential and which are politely optional. Argument starter kit: ideal for declaring “Shakespeare’s contemporaries deserve more attention,” then naming three without blinking. Charm points inside: brisk verdicts on giants, sympathy for minor but fascinating eccentrics, and a tone that suggests English literature is a large house with many rooms and no wrong entrance—only some stairs are steeper than others. You’ll come away with timelines in your head and quotations in your pocket, which is frankly how a person should go about the day. — At a glance • Title: A History of English Literature • Author: Émile Legouis • Publisher/Year: J. M. Dent, 1943 • ISBN: None (pre-barcode serenity) • Condition: Good—clean, tight, syllabus-ready • Seller: Crappy Old Books—where the past is well-indexed and the patina is complimentary Adopt it, annotate it, and use it as a compass the next time a bookshop feels like a forest. Legouis will point; you will wander; the canon, obligingly, will open its doors. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4806/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-english-literature-sep-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4805 1914 and Other Poems by Rupert Brooke Presenting a slim volume with a tall shadow: 1914 and Other Poems (1915, Sidgwick & Jackson) by Rupert Brooke—a pocketful of bright, burning certainty from the moment just before history lost its innocence and found its irony. Brought to you reverently (and with a slightly inky thumb) by Crappy Old Books. This is Brooke at full radiance: clean, singing lines; courage polished to a mirror; patriotism fragrant with spring and chapel bells. The famous war sonnets are here—the ones that sent a generation marching with chins up and hearts arranged like uniforms. He writes as if England were a mood you could stand inside, and as if sacrifice were an orderly garden with paths swept and roses behaving. It’s moving, it’s persuasive, and, viewed from the later century, it’s also devastating—the early note before the orchestra knew the piece would last years. Your copy is a Sixth Impression, which tells its own story: these poems flew off shelves in 1915, tucked into breast pockets next to photographs and chocolate. This printing is part of that first surge of readers who wanted lines to keep their posture straight. Condition: Good, which in our shop means properly readable, structurally sound, and ready to be carried to a park bench where you will look thoughtful on purpose. ISBN: none, of course; 1915 identified books by title, publisher, and how many times they were re-read in the dusk. Brooke’s gift is clarity that feels like sunlight. Even when you disagree—or flinch—you understand. The non-war pieces inside bring a gentler register: streams and villages, the small altars of ordinary life. Together, they make a portrait of a world that still believed beauty could be a plan. Suggested uses (front line not required): Pocket companion for solemn days: open to any sonnet, stand very still, reconsider the word “home.” Conversation detonator: leave it on a coffee table; someone will say “Is that the one with the corner of a foreign field?” and you will nod, quietly. History in one sitting: read it straight through and feel the hinge of 1915 turn beneath your feet. Writing tonic: lines so limpid they dare you to tidy your own sentences. Why this copy? Because it’s a working classic—no shrine, no fuss, just the voice of a young poet speaking clearly across the years. Hold it and you hold a moment: the optimism before the footnote, the anthem before the account. It reminds us that literature isn’t a fence between then and now; it’s a wire, still live. — At a glance • Title: 1914 and Other Poems • Author: Rupert Brooke • Publisher/Year: Sidgwick & Jackson, 1915 • Impression: Sixth • ISBN: None (pre-barcode propriety) • Condition: Good—clean, sound, ready for quiet rereadings • Seller: Crappy Old Books—purveyors of patina, poignancy, and paperbacks that don’t apologise for being hardback Take it to the common, or keep it by the bedside. Read aloud, softly. Some books are small and still manage to echo. This is one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4805/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/1914-and-other-poems-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sidgwick and Jackson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4804 The Press by A J Cummings Hot metal, cold facts, and the warm suspicion that someone upstairs has just “improved” your headline: The Press (1936, John Lane The Bodley Head) by A. J. Cummings—a guided tour of Fleet Street when copy flew, linotypes thumped, and truth wore its hat at a jaunty angle. Brought to you with inky fingers by Crappy Old Books. Cummings writes from the trenches: reporters cultivating sources with alarming teacups; sub-editors performing emergency surgery on sentences; editors pretending they haven’t read the proprietor’s telegram while absolutely having read the proprietor’s telegram. Expect brisk essays and portraits of a trade that believes in accuracy, speed, and a decent lunch, not always in that order. Here are the unwritten rules, the whispered jokes, the noble compromises, and the occasional scandal shaped exactly like a column inch. Condition: Good—sound in the hand, tidy in the text, binding upright like a night editor at 2 a.m. ISBN: none, because 1936 trusted mastheads more than barcodes. This Bodley Head edition has that proper pre-war solidity: set it down and it stays down; pick it up and it politely informs you how newspapers actually get made (answer: adrenalin, type metal, and one person who knows where the bodies—of stories—are buried). Why this copy? Because it’s not just media studies; it’s media practice with a wink. You’ll find the lore of the spike, the choreography of the newsroom, the peculiar ethics of anonymous sources, and the perma-surprised public discovering that yesterday’s paper is, alas, yesterday’s paper. Read it for context; read it for gossip; read it to remember that deadlines are older than electricity and nearly as unforgiving. Suggested uses (editorially approved): Commute companion: one chapter between stations; arrive at work with opinions on headlines you didn’t write. Conversation bait: leave it on the coffee table; someone will say “The Press?” and you may reply “Yes—when it pressed back.” Writer’s tonic: a dose of brisk, unfussy prose that files on time and spells the names right. Historical calibration: whenever a modern “media crisis” trends, open at random and discover it happened in 1936 too, only with better hats. Expect cameos by long sentences, short tempers, and the eternal question: what is fit to print (and who gets to decide)? Cummings is witty without malice, sceptical without sulking, and—crucially—funny about the mechanics of making public words behave. — At a glance • Title: The Press • Author: A. J. Cummings • Publisher/Year: John Lane The Bodley Head, 1936 • ISBN: None (pre-barcode, post-deadline) • Condition: Good—clean pages, firm binding, newsroom-ready • Seller: Crappy Old Books—purveyors of patina, proofs, and printable truths Take it home, pour something civilised, and let the clatter of type return. By the last page you’ll be captioning your life, spiking your own clichés, and filing copy on time—if only to impress the ghost of the night editor. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4804/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-press-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Lane the Bodley Head no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4803 Across the Plains by Robert Louis Stevenson All aboard the emigrant car of the imagination: Across the Plains (1907, Chatto & Windus) by Robert Louis Stevenson—a dispatch from the age when travel meant soot in the hair, strangers with stories, and sandwiches of uncertain provenance. Presented with a whistle and a wink by Crappy Old Books. This is Stevenson the essayist-traveller—keen-eyed, quick-witted, and inconveniently honest—trundling across America, taking notes as the scenery and society rattle by. Expect railways that behave like adventures, towns that appear out of dust like plot twists, and portraits of fellow passengers so precisely drawn you’ll swear you’ve met them at a provincial station. Between way-stops he detours into memories and meditations: why we go, how we endure, and the odd moral that turns up when the timetable doesn’t. Condition: Good, meaning the binding is as steady as a well-timed connection and the pages are fit for repeated perusals at trackside speed. ISBN: none, because 1907 preferred ticket stubs to barcodes. The boards are presentable, the text clean, and the whole thing ready to be read anywhere you can hear a whistle—or at least pretend you can. Stevenson’s charm is logistical: he gets you from curiosity to meaning with minimal changes and only the occasional scenic delay. He can make a hard bench feel like literature and a cramped carriage into a republic of equals. You’ll find humour that travels light, pathos that pays its fare, and the sort of travel writing that remembers the people as much as the places. Recommended itineraries: Commute upgrade: one chapter per stop; transform your carriage into an emigrant salon. Armchair expedition: pair with tea, biscuits, and the smug glow of not crossing a continent in wool. Conversation starter: leave on a café table; someone will say, “Treasure Island?” and you’ll say, “Yes, but with coal dust and philosophy.” Writer’s tonic: Stevenson’s sentences run on well-oiled rails—imitate freely, confess nothing. Why this copy? Because it’s a working classic—sturdy, readable, and ready to travel. It proves that the shortest route from Here to There is observation plus a sense of humour, and that the true scenery is the company you keep and the sentences you craft about them. — At a glance • Title: Across the Plains • Author: Robert Louis Stevenson • Publisher/Year: Chatto & Windus, 1907 • ISBN: None (pre-barcode era; all aboard) • Condition: Good—sound binding, clean pages, railway-ready • Seller: Crappy Old Books—where mileage and patina are features, not faults Take it to the common, the train, the bath (with due diligence), and let Stevenson punch your ticket to a journey that arrives exactly on time at Insight, with minor delays for Wit. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4803/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/across-th-plains-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4800 Once A Week by AA Milne Presenting the literary equivalent of a well-cut tweed that never quite stops smirking: Once A Week (1931, Methuen) by A. A. Milne—a tonic of essays, sketches, and gentlemanly mischief from the man who proved that wit, when applied regularly, is as bracing as cold water and less likely to shrink your socks. Offered with a knowing nod by Crappy Old Books. This is Milne in periodical mode: perfectly portioned observations designed to be consumed in civilised doses—on trains, between errands, or while waiting for the kettle to remember its purpose. He writes about the small business of being human with a light touch and a razor underneath; politeness used as a crowbar; logic engaged chiefly for comic effect. You’ll find parlour puzzles and raised eyebrows, tiny domestic uprisings, and that unmistakable Milne rhythm that makes even a digression feel purposeful, as though the sentence has popped out for buns and returned with philosophy. Condition: Good, which at our emporium means “properly readable and not at all fragile about it.” The boards are presentable, the pages agreeable, and the binding stands to attention like a prefect with a secret sense of humour. ISBN: none—this was 1931, when books were identified by title, author, and how many tea-rings they had heroically survived. This Methuen edition is the right size for being carried about and looked at approvingly. It wants to be read in armchairs, on buses, in the queue at the post office; it wants to be opened at random and produce a paragraph that makes you adopt a thoughtful expression in case anyone is watching. Milne’s gift is to make the ordinary sparkle with contraband delight. He is the patron saint of the well-timed quip and the over-prepared aside. Suggested domestic uses: Breakfast companion: one piece per toast; apply marmalade to page only if you plan to keep it forever. Conversation seed: leave it on the table and wait for a guest to say, “Is that Milne?” Then let them be pleasantly wrong-footed by the absence of a single bear. Mood repair kit: deploy on grey afternoons; contents known to restore perspective and encourage faintly rebellious neatness. Train tranquilliser: best taken just as the guard announces a short delay for reasons impossible to explain without diagrams. Why this copy? Because it is a working classic, not a museum fossil. It encourages you to keep your eyebrows limber and your sentences tidy. It reminds you that charm is a discipline and brevity a kindness. And it proves, once a week and often more, that the English language can be both well-mannered and up to mischief. — At a glance • Title: Once A Week • Author: A. A. Milne • Publisher/Year: Methuen, 1931 • ISBN: None (pre-barcode decorum) • Condition: Good—clean, sound, ready for regular doses • Seller: Crappy Old Books—where patina is policy and character is binding Adopt it, keep it handy, and administer as needed. Side effects may include brighter mornings, improved posture, and the sudden urge to write thank-you notes with unnecessary flourish. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4800/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/once-a-week-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4798 Short Stories by HG Wells Behold a pocket portal to the Odd and the Otherwise: Short Stories (1949, Thomas Nelson) by H. G. Wells—a tidy little cabinet of curiosities where science shakes hands with fate, then checks its watch to see if the future’s running late. Offered with a wink by Crappy Old Books. This is the Wells of razor-bright ideas and sly moral side-eye: inventions that don’t behave, gentlemen who do, and reality that steadfastly refuses. Expect brisk excursions into wonder, dread, and “well that escalated quickly,” all wrapped in that unmistakable late-Victorian clarity—prose that walks briskly, does its job, and refuses to dawdle over adjectives when there’s a perfectly good catastrophe waiting. Condition: Good, which in our shop means “absolutely readable with dignity intact.” The boards are respectable, the pages agreeable, and the binding has that cheerful, getting-on-with-it sturdiness you’d want from post-war print. It’s the sort of book you can take on a bus without worrying it will fall into a philosophical crisis at the first pothole. ISBN: none—because 1949 hadn’t yet decided to barcode imagination. This Nelson edition sits pleasingly in the hand: neither pulpit-heavy nor pamphlet-flighty. It’s the right size for tea tables, train laps, park benches, and late-night “just one more story” negotiations that end an hour later with you staring at the ceiling, reconsidering gravity and human nature. Each tale slips its premise into your ear and then—very politely—rearranges the furniture of your certainty. Why this copy? Because it’s a working classic, not a relic. It’s for the reader who likes their metaphysics with a side of momentum; who wants their uncanny kept to short, potent doses; who understands that a well-aimed twelve pages can out-bang a thousand. Suggested field uses: Commute antidote: one story per stop, existential musing optional. Rainy-window companion: pairs well with biscuits that crumble philosophically. Conversation starter: leave it on a café table and be approached by charming strangers who say, “Oh! Wells!” Intellectual palate cleanser between longer novels, like a citrus sorbet of cosmic unease. A note from the bench at Crappy Old Books: we do not promise enlightenment, but we guarantee pleasing oddness. If you’ve ever wanted to watch ideas conduct themselves in public with suspicious decorum before sprinting into the uncanny, this is your ticket. — At a glance • Title: Short Stories • Author: H. G. Wells • Publisher/Year: Thomas Nelson, 1949 • ISBN: None (pre-numbering innocence) • Condition: Good—clean, sound, unabashedly readable • Seller: Crappy Old Books—where literature is judged by its spark, not its dust jacket Take it home. Read one story now and save another for when the sky goes the wrong colour. Wells will meet you there, eyebrow raised, pen at the ready. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4798/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/short-stories-hg-wells-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4797 The War of the Worlds by HG Wells Presenting a proudly battle-scarred veteran of the bookish kind: The War of the Worlds (1948, William Heinemann) by H. G. Wells—an edition that looks like it has personally outpaced several tripods and at least one very disappointed curate. Sold, with appropriate fanfare and a straight face, by Crappy Old Books. This copy is the literary equivalent of a well-worn greatcoat: Condition: Fair, which here means “completely readable and faintly heroic.” It bears the dignified patina of a life well lived—creased, softened, and ready to be actually read rather than worshipped in a climate-controlled oubliette. There’s no ISBN, because civilization in 1948 hadn’t yet decided to number every last thing it loved. About the surgery: the spine has been thoughtfully rebuilt—a bit of home-front engineering in the spirit of plucky Woking—then capped with the original spine end placed back on top. This creates a dainty, marginal overlap, like a tiny architectural folly on a stately home, except it’s a book and far more useful. The result holds together splendidly, looks agreeably eccentric, and is now considerably more tripod-resistant than before (non-binding claim). Aesthetically, it’s nice and tatty—the sort of classic you can read on your local common without fear that a light drizzle, an inquisitive labrador, or the sudden landing of a Martian cylinder will diminish its charm. In fact, the tat adds atmosphere. The text remains intact and legible, so you can experience Wells’s cool, surgical prose about existential calamity while also enjoying the soft rustle of pages that have, frankly, seen things. Reader, if you want immaculate, buy a museum. If you want character, buy this. It’s the perfect companion for sitting on a park bench and muttering “No one would have believed…” while joggers give you respectful distance. Take it to the common, the train, the bath (carefully), or the bunker. When the Martians finally return, you’ll be the one calmly annotating their mistakes. — At a glance • Title: The War of the Worlds • Author: H. G. Wells • Publisher/Year: William Heinemann, 1948 • ISBN: None (pre-numbering age; very authentic) • Condition: Fair—clean text, honest wear, rebuilt spine with original cap and charming overlap • Seller: Crappy Old Books—where the patina is free and the drama is in the pages, not the price tag Pack a thermos, claim a patch of grass, and let Surrey burn again—purely in fiction, of course. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4797/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-war-of-the-worlds-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4796 The Crime Museum Uncovered - Inside Scotland Yards Special Collection by Jackie Keily and Julia Hoffbrand Step into the evidence locker—with clean hands and an even cleaner conscience. The Crime Museum Uncovered – Inside Scotland Yard’s Special Collection (2015) by Jackie Keily & Julia Hoffbrand (Museum of London) is the rare guided tour where the exhibits glare back and the captions have arrest powers. It’s a backstage pass to the capital’s most quietly alarming cupboard: weapons retired from mischief, disguises that fooled no one, letters that tried to be clever, and the small, stubborn objects that solved big, noisy crimes. Keily and Hoffbrand are your model curators: calm, exact, faintly amused by human ingenuity’s habit of choosing the scenic route to catastrophe. They open drawers, point to tags, and translate bureaucracy into drama—chain-of-custody as literature, case numbers as breadcrumbs, forensics as an ongoing conversation with matter. No sensationalism, just the meticulous embroidery of fact: how a button takes the stand, how a footprint confesses, how a souvenir becomes a statement that never stops testifying. Inside, expect: Iconic cases, decanted: notorious headlines trimmed to their evidential bones—what was kept, why it mattered, and how it finally spoke. Materials that misbehave for the right reasons: fibre, glass, ink, cord, metal—each with a personality and a lawyer’s memory. Forensics through a keyhole: ballistics with bedside manner, fingerprints losing their patience, DNA arriving like a new detective who hates small talk. Policing as archaeology: boxed strata of decades—Victorian gravitas, interwar improvisation, late-century lab coats humming like fridges. Design that understands hush: photographs that let objects keep their dignity; captions that say just enough and raise better questions. The book’s quiet thesis: museums don’t merely remember; they cross-examine. Every object is a witness with a backstory and an inventory number. The result is oddly uplifting: proof that procedure—dull, diligent, unglamorous—outperforms swagger, and that justice often arrives wearing cotton gloves. Why this copy? It sidles over from the admirably literal emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: As New—translation: spine uncreased, pages immaculate, cover as glossy as a freshly bagged exhibit. No coffee rings, no marginal speculation, zero custody issues. If you were planning to present it in court, even the judge would nod. Vital stats for your evidence shelf: Title: The Crime Museum Uncovered – Inside Scotland Yard’s Special Collection Authors: Jackie Keily & Julia Hoffbrand Publisher: Museum of London, 2015 ISBN: 9781781300411 Condition: As New (pristine; prints optional) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the objects with afterlives; keep it for the temperament—that patient, document-first voice that turns rumor into record and curiosity into care. After a few pages, you’ll find yourself labelling your desk like a scene, respecting envelopes as if they might talk, and blessing the humble exhibit tag—the smallest rectangle of card with the largest memory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4796/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-crime-museum-uncovered-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Museum of London 9781781300411 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4795 John George Haigh - The Acid-Bath Murderer by Jonathan Oates Put down the magnifying glass and pick up the ledger: John George Haigh – The Acid-Bath Murderer (2014) by Jonathan Oates (Pen & Sword) is the impeccably tailored casefile of Britain’s smoothest conman with the worst housekeeping. Think Savile Row meets sulphuric: Haigh, who treated identity as an accessory and paperwork as performance art, believed murder could be rendered administrative with enough acid and confidence. Spoiler: it could not. The nation disagreed. Vigorously. Oates is the ideal docent through this very British calamity: cool prose, careful sources, no grandstanding. He reconstructs the con—haunting hotel lounges, cultivating trust, turning fraud into choreography—and then audits the downfall: missing persons who were a little too missing, receipts that refused to dissolve, and detectives who understood that chemistry solves crimes even when it seems to eat the evidence. The tone is forensic without being ghoulish, sceptical without being arch. You get the man, the myth he curated, and the method that proved science is a terrible accomplice. Inside, expect: A tidy timeline from petty ingenuity to headline notoriety, with dates that click like handcuffs. Confidence tricks explained: forged letters, fake firms, borrowed respectability—crime as customer service gone very wrong. The investigation’s quiet heroes: property ledgers, pawn tickets, oil-drum logistics, and laboratory stubbornness. Courtroom theatre, trimmed to facts: exhibits numbered, witnesses steady, a motive stack that wobbles under its own vanity. Aftermath & echo: how a few awful months re-shaped investigative habits, popular memory, and the way we read advertisements for “business opportunities.” Oates resists the rubberneck. Victims are named, not notched; the cleverness is credited to the detectives, not the defendant’s hatpin ego. By the time the narrative arrives where you know it must, you’ve been handed the only souvenir worth having: clarity. Why this copy? It strolls in from the gloriously literal emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: As New—translation: spine uncreased, pages pristine, cover gleaming like a freshly labelled evidence bag. No margin mutterings, no coffee alibis; just the clean authority of a book ready to brief your evening. Vital stats for your evidence shelf: Title: John George Haigh – The Acid-Bath Murderer Author: Jonathan Oates Publisher: Pen & Sword, 2014 ISBN: 9781783462148 Condition: As New (immaculate; chain-of-custody vibes) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the methodical dismantling of a myth; keep it for the temperament—calm, sourced, and faintly allergic to melodrama. After a few chapters you’ll find yourself praising accountants, blessing chemists, and filing “perfect crime” under marketing term. In the end, Haigh’s greatest miscalculation wasn’t chemical; it was statistical: thinking people disappear more easily than paper does. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4795/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/john-george-haigh-the-acid-bath-murderer-sep-2025.jpg 7.06 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pen and Sword 9781783462148 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4794 Crimes of Passion - Love Kills by Sue Blackhall Put down the roses, back away from the mixtape, and check the alibi on that sonnet. Crimes of Passion – Love Kills (2015) by Sue Blackhall—from the unblushing files of Igloo Books—is the candy-heart shattered underfoot, a brisk tour of what happens when cupid misplaces the safety catch. It’s a scrapbook of amour turned alarming, proof that the heart is not just a metaphor but a repeat offender with access to sharp objects and terrible ideas. Blackhall writes with that cool newsroom poise that treats red mist like a data point. She corrals an unruly bouquet of cases—jealousy detonations, triangle geometry gone non-Euclidean, vows that aged badly, and grand passions with terrible admin—and presents them as tidy narratives: who loved whom, who snapped when, which clue sulked in the corner, how the detectives untangled the mess, and what the courts decided after the violins stopped. No lurid swooning—just crisp storytelling, human detail, and the steady drumbeat of cause, choice, and consequence. Inside, expect: Heat + motive + opportunity distilled into case files that actually add up. Forensic reality checks: phones that sing, fibres that gossip, timelines that won’t take sides. Psychology in plain clothes—obsession, control, rejection, and the intoxicant otherwise known as “we can fix this.” Media thunder vs. courtroom weather—headlines pant; evidence clears its throat. Around the world in heartbreak—from suburban cul-de-sacs to glamorous disasters, love proves multilingual and equally imprudent. The vibe is humane and unsentimental: victims foregrounded, suspects de-mythologised, investigators given their quiet due. You come for the gasp; you stay for the structure—the way a text at 9:41 p.m. outranks a poem, and a receipt beats a promise every day of the week. Why this copy? It sashays in from the gloriously blunt emporium Crappy Old Books, stamped Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, a polite whisper of shelf-life. Suitable for bedside reading (with doors locked), train tables, or strategic deployment when a friend says “it was romantic.” It was not. Vital stats for your evidence-tinted nightstand: Title: Crimes of Passion – Love Kills Author: Sue Blackhall Publisher: Igloo Books, 2015 ISBN: 9781784400699 Condition: Good (tidy, legible, drama-resistant) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the casework; keep it for the calm—that sensible voice reminding you that love letters are adorable, but call logs are admissible. After a few chapters you’ll evaluate Valentine’s Day like a detective, grade declarations by evidential weight, and insist, quite reasonably, that “forever” should always come with a timeline. Romance may flutter; proof endures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4794/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crimes-of-passion-love-killes-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Igloo Books 9781784400699 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4793 The True Crime Lovers Guide to London by Charlotte Booth and Brian Billington Polish your curiosity, lace up your sensible shoes, and set your A–Z to “morbidly fascinated.” The True Crime Lover’s Guide to London (2024) by Charlotte Booth & Brian Billington—published by White Owl—is the walking companion that takes you down side streets with excellent manners and terrible histories. It’s half gazetteer, half confessional, and entirely the book that whispers, “Yes, there’s a blue plaque—no, it’s not for that—but the alley opposite has a story that still checks its locks.” Booth and Billington aren’t here to glorify villains; they’re here to map consequences. Borough by borough, they triangulate incident, investigation, and aftermath, treating the city like a palimpsest where polite cafés rest atop newspaper thunder. You get crisp directions (“left at the lion, right after the bakery that knows your name”), potted case histories that resist melodrama, and context that ensures you remember the people before the plot twist. The tone? Calm, witty, faintly allergic to sensationalism—like a tour guide who carries both an umbrella and a bibliography. Inside, expect: Street-level briefings: what happened, where it happened, what changed because it happened. Map dots with morals: London’s squares, courts, mews, canals, and cul-de-sacs, each annotated with a lesson more durable than a headline. From gaslight to blue light: Victorian detective craft to modern forensics, with chain-of-custody celebrated like a national sport. Media vs. memory: tabloids roaring, communities remembering, the city quietly editing itself between editions. Walks with snacks: practical waypoints that respect the ancient laws of coffee, loos, and the strategic sit-down. Ethics that don’t mumble: victims foregrounded, myth deflated, gawpiness politely shown the door. This isn’t a ghost train; it’s a responsible atlas of unease. The authors have that museum-curator knack: let the place speak, then translate the echo. You’ll learn why some corners feel charged, how a single case can redraw a policing map, and why London keeps the receipts in archives the size of small nations. Why this copy? It sidles over from the refreshingly frank emporium Crappy Old Books, tagged Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, a whisper of shelf-browse. The sort of guide you can fold open on a park bench without the wind unbinding your itinerary. Respectable enough for the coffee table; sturdy enough for drizzle. Vital stats for your evidence satchel: Title: The True Crime Lover’s Guide to London Authors: Charlotte Booth & Brian Billington Publisher: White Owl, 2024 ISBN: 9781399031264 Condition: Good (tidy, streetwise, drizzle-tolerant) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the routes; keep it for the recalibration—that patient habit of asking what happened here, who was harmed, what changed, and how do we walk this city well? After a few chapters you’ll find yourself timing alleyways like a detective, tipping your hat to archivists, and treating every blue plaque as a conversation opener rather than a punchline. London remains vast, layered, and opinionated; this book hands you the legend for the map and says, kindly, mind the living as much as the past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4793/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/true-crime-lovers-guide-to-london-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books White Owl 9781399031264 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4792 Murder Underground by Mavis Doriel Hay Mind the gap—and the alibi. Murder Underground (2014) by Mavis Doriel Hay—revived in its dapper British Library Crime Classics livery—is a Golden Age whodunnit in which the London Tube provides both transport and temperament. A lady departs a respectable boarding house, descends for a perfectly ordinary journey, and ends up the subject of a very awkward conversation with the coroner. The escalators glide; the suspects multiply. It’s rush hour for motives. Hay understands that murder, like commuting, is a matter of timings, platforms, and people who pretend not to notice one another. The case coils around a cosy-lodgings ecosystem of mild eccentrics, thrift, and teacups—each resident an amateur dramaturge in a play they insist they’re not in. Tickets are checked. Statements are compared. The Underground’s geometry turns out to be a moral instrument: straight lines for lies, curves for truths that arrive late. What you’ll find on the line: A boarding-house chorus where every cup of tea contains two sugars and one suspicious recollection. Timetables with teeth—departures, arrivals, and the delicious menace of a minute hand. A crime scene with signage—stairs, railings, and a chillingly ordinary dog lead that proves more eloquent than any speech. Alibi origami—folded, refolded, and suddenly not quite the same shape. Hay’s tone: witty, observant, and gently merciless; she dusts the mantelpiece and your assumptions in one brisk motion. This isn’t the thunder of the sensational; it’s the soft thump of the inevitable—a murder built from everyday petty wars: money, pride, and the enduring human talent for being inconvenient. The pleasure is in the unhurried clockwork, the way clue becomes consequence, and the dawning realisation that the most reliable witness may be the Tube map. Why this copy? It arrives from the gloriously literal emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, polite shelf-whisper. The sort of classic you can slip into a satchel, read between stations, and close with a satisfied hm as the train doors bing at precisely the right moment. Vital stats for the detective’s tote: Title: Murder Underground Author: Mavis Doriel Hay Series: British Library Crime Classics Year: 2014 ISBN: 9780712357258 Condition: Good (tidy, legible, platform-ready) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name shrugs; the stock keeps its head. Buy it for the setup; keep it for the finish—that satisfyingly neat revelation that sends you back through the chapters, nodding at clues you were sure were just scenery. After a few pages you’ll be timing trains, side-eyeing boarding houses, and treating every lost ticket as potential evidence. Next stop: Justice, northbound, all stations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4792/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/murder-underground-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books British Library Crime Classics 9780712357258 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4791 Notorious Murders of the Twentieth Century - Famous and Forgotten British Cases by Stephen Wade Polish your monocle, steady your postcode pride, and prepare to tour a century where Britain kept a stiff upper lip and an occasionally alarming case file. Notorious Murders of the Twentieth Century – Famous and Forgotten British Cases (2011) by Stephen Wade—shelved under True Crime—is the crisply curated cabinet of grim curiosities that reminds us the past wasn’t black-and-white; it was cordoned-off yellow. Wade is your museum guide with a reporter’s shoes: brisk, unsentimental, faintly allergic to folklore, and determined to match every gasp with a footnote. This isn’t a lurid parade; it’s a timeline with manners. From Edwardian headlines to late-century forensics, Wade sorts the infamous from the merely noisy and rescues the forgotten but telling—those regional cases that recalibrated policing, rattled juries, or taught tabloids new adjectives. Each chapter is a compact briefing: scene, players, evidence, trial, aftermath—then the ripple that reached policy, procedure, or the nation’s breakfast table. Inside, expect: Famous cases, deflated to factual size—legends returned to earth with receipts attached. Forgotten shockers—provincial tragedies that changed rules more than any celebrity scandal did. Evidence in evolution—from shoe leather and hunch to fibre, DNA, and databases, with chain-of-custody as the unsmiling hero. Media weather reports—how headlines stormed while juries quietly read instructions. Afterlives—appeals, reforms, myths, and the occasional TV dramatization that leaves the truth tapping its watch. Wade’s tone is the sweet spot: humane, empirical, never ghoulish. He gives victims their dignity, suspects their context, and readers the satisfaction of a tidy chronology. You come for the shock; you stay for the structure—and the dawning sense that Britain’s legal toolkit improved one grim lesson at a time. Why this copy? It strolls over from the cheerfully blunt emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, a polite whisper of shelf-patina. A proper working volume: ready to be thumbed, referenced, and brandished gently when someone at dinner insists the “good old days” were crime-free. Vital stats for the evidence shelf: Title: Notorious Murders of the Twentieth Century – Famous and Forgotten British Cases Author: Stephen Wade Series/Imprint: True Crime Year: 2011 ISBN: 9781845631307 Condition: Good (tidy, dependable, scandal-resistant) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the case mix; keep it for the temperament—that calm habit of asking, what do we know, who says so, and what changed because of it? After a few chapters you’ll find yourself grading documentaries for evidential weight, treating rumours like uncooperative witnesses, and recognising Britain’s most persistent detective: time, with a very thick notebook. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4791/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/notorious-murders-of-the-twenrieth-century-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books True Crime 9781845631307 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4790 The Crimes That Shocked Britain by Laura Fulton Polish your monocle, steady your teacup, and brace for headlines that refused to stay on the page. The Crimes That Shocked Britain (2016) by Laura Fulton—from New Holland—is the briskly curated cabinet of national gasps, the sampler platter of cases that made front doors double-locked and living rooms lean closer to the news. It’s true crime as civic archaeology: not gore, but impact—how a single case can redraw a street, rewrite a policy, or teach a generation to check the chain before answering. Fulton’s voice is the good kind of newsroom: calm, sourced, faintly allergic to hysteria. She picks landmark investigations across eras—Victorian thunder, post-war chill, tabloid pyrotechnics, forensic dawns—and trims each to its sharp essentials: what happened, how it was solved (or not), and why Britain noticed and kept noticing. The result is a tour of the national psyche via police notebooks: trials that tilted law, manhunts that invented procedures, victims remembered properly, and myths filed down until they match the evidence. Inside, expect: Case studies with spine—concise timelines, clear players, the one clue that refused to shut up. Forensics in evolution—from shoe-leather to databases, fibre to DNA, and the humble miracle of a good chain of custody. Media weather vs. legal climate—splashy headlines decoded, courtroom reality restored, urban legends shown the door (politely). Ripples and reforms—sentencing shifts, investigative overhauls, and the quiet changes that followed loud cases. Maps of unease—how geography matters: a cul-de-sac’s sightlines, a station’s habits, a city’s nerves. The tone is humane, not breathless; rigorous, not joyless. Fulton knows the difference between sensation and significance, and she writes for readers who prefer footnotes to pitchforks. You come for the shocks, stay for the structure, and leave with a tidy respect for boring paperwork—the stealth hero of almost every solved case. Why this copy? It arrives from the gloriously candid emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, a modest whisper of shelf-life. The sort of volume you can consult on a train without alarming the carriage, then shelve beside your atlas of British towns with a knowing nod. Vital stats for your evidence shelf: Title: The Crimes That Shocked Britain Author: Laura Fulton Publisher: New Holland, 2016 ISBN: 9781742578804 Condition: Good (tidy, dependable, scandal-resistant) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the cases; keep it for the clarity—that steady habit of asking what do we know, and how do we know it? After a few chapters, you’ll find yourself grading documentaries for evidential weight, praising a well-labelled exhibit bag, and treating breaking news with a courteous “let’s wait for the timeline.” Britain may be shocked; you will be briefed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4790/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crimes-thatshocked-britain-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Holland 9781742578804 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4789 Murder and Mayhem in North London by Geoffrey Howse Button your trench coat, set your A–Z to “labyrinth,” and prepare to tiptoe across pavements that remember everything. Murder and Mayhem in North London (2010) by Geoffrey Howse—filed under True Crime—is the brisk, streetwise gazetteer of the capital’s northerly misdeeds, where respectability meets reportage at a zebra crossing and both look the other way. It’s a tour that starts in the archive, detours through the Old Bailey, and ends in that pub where someone always says, “Funny you should ask…” Howse is your ideal North London cicerone: unflappable, curious, and mildly allergic to melodrama. He maps out a century-plus of nastiness and notoriety with cool prose and tidy dates—Islington alleyways with long memories, Highgate shadows with literary opinions, Hampstead Heath’s uneasy romance, Camden’s grimy backstage, Finsbury Park’s impromptu deviltry, Hornsey’s inconvenient headlines, Tottenham’s siren-blare moments, Enfield’s suburban shivers. Names and cases step forward, stand in the light, and are politely cross-examined with newspaper cuttings, court transcripts, and local colour that behaves itself. The victims keep their dignity; the villains lose their capes and become paperwork. Inside, expect: Chronologies that click—from Victorian gaslight to CCTV glow, each case pinned to place and hour like a careful detective’s wall. Street-by-street scene-setting—courts, cut-throughs, canal paths, lock-ups, lock-keepers, and the way a quiet cul-de-sac can develop a reputation overnight. Police craft in close-up—shoe-leather, surveillance, forensic dawns, and the paperwork that solves more cases than swagger ever did. Media thunder vs. municipal weather—what the headlines shouted, what the magistrates decided, and what the neighbourhood still mutters. Micro-histories—how one incident nudges planning, patrol patterns, or the collective shiver of a postcode. The tone is humane and dry as toast—no lurid flourish, plenty of receipts. Howse lets the geography do half the talking: once you’ve walked the streets on the page, you’ll never pass a mews or a corner shop without hearing the faint rustle of cuttings. It’s civic memory with footnotes. Why this copy? It strides in from the truth-in-advertising emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, a civil hint of shelf-patina. The kind of book you can thumb on the Overground without alarming your carriage, then shelve beside the A–Z like an accomplice to context. Vital stats for the evidence shelf: Title: Murder and Mayhem in North London Author: Geoffrey Howse Publisher/Series: True Crime, 2010 ISBN: 9781845630997 Condition: Good (tidy, dependable, unflustered) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the map of unease; keep it for the method—that calm habit of dates, places, and sources that turns rumour into history. After a few chapters you’ll find yourself walking North London with new optics: evaluating sightlines, translating headlines, and greeting familiar corners with a respectful nod. The mayhem is past; the city remains—and Howse, clipboard in hand, explains how the two learned to live together. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4789/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/murder-and-mayhem-in-north-london-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books True Crime 9781845630997 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4788 Jack the Ripper by Paul Begg and John Bennett Polish your pince-nez, fold your broadsheet, and proceed briskly into the only London fog that never lifts: mystery. Jack the Ripper (2017) by Paul Begg & John Bennett—published by SevenOaks—is the sensibly lit reading room where speculation checks its hat, myth takes a numbered ticket, and the archivist smiles as if to say, “We have receipts.” Begg and Bennett are the rare guides who can both charm the legend and cross-examine it; they’ve walked the streets, counted the sources, and taught the headlines to use inside voices. This isn’t a séance. It’s an audit with maps. The authors unspool 1888 with timelines that behave, documents that don’t flinch, and context that refuses melodrama. Whitechapel becomes legible: alleys resolve into addresses; “the night” splits into hours; witnesses step forward, wobble, and are filed accordingly. The police do their best under Victorian lighting; the press does its best under Victorian deadlines; the reader emerges with that most subversive souvenir—clarity. Inside, expect: The canonical cases, de-tangled: what’s known, what’s guessed, and what was invented in a hurry by someone who adored adjectives. Suspects sorted like a responsible pantry: plausible, interesting-but-fragile, and “kindly return to fiction.” Policing then vs. now: beats and lanterns, registries and red tape; what CSI could add, and what it still couldn’t promise. Geography that talks back: distances timed, routes weighed, and the way streets make alibis sweat. Victorian media literacy: how a scoop becomes scripture and why a correction never sells as many papers. Afterlives: tourism, theories, and the cottage industry of certainty—gently deflated with primary sources. Begg & Bennett’s tone is the secret weapon: civil, empirical, faintly amused—the literary equivalent of a steady hand at the lamp. They don’t crown culprits; they calibrate probabilities. They treat victims as people, evidence as evidence, and the reader as a grown-up capable of withstanding the absence of a drumroll. If you’ve ever wished a Ripper book came with a built-in sceptic and a very accurate watch, congratulations: this one ticks. Why this copy? It steps out of the admirably frank emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, mild shelf-patina. A proper working volume: tidy enough for the coffee table, sturdy enough for repeated flipping between the chronology and the map spread while you mutter, “ah.” Vital stats for the evidence shelf: Title: Jack the Ripper Authors: Paul Begg & John Bennett Publisher: SevenOaks, 2017 ISBN: 9781781776445 Condition: Good (legible, dependable, scandal-resistant) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the order; keep it for the temperament. After a few chapters, you’ll find yourself grading theories by document weight, timing walks between corners, and smiling politely at any revelation that arrives wearing a cape. The fog remains atmospheric; the facts, refreshingly not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4788/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jack-the-ripper-cgi-sep-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sevenoaks 9781781776445 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4787 Jack the Ripper - Catch Me if you Can by Crime Investigated Polish your magnifying glass, lace up your best Victorian walking boots, and prepare to enter a fog bank with footnotes. Jack the Ripper – Catch Me If You Can (2014) by Crime Investigated (the imprint that treats mysteries like lab specimens) from Igloo Books is the briskly illustrated dossier that tidies up a century of alleyway gossip and pins it, humanely, to a timeline. It’s less ghost train, more museum case: maps, photos, clippings, and a running commentary that keeps one eyebrow permanently raised at melodrama. This isn’t just “who did it?” It’s “what’s actually knowable?” The book cross-examines headlines, stares down myth, and asks the archive to speak up. Victorian police work gets its day in court; newspaper thunder is translated back into weather; suspect lists are sorted into plausible, fashionable, and “please return to the penny dreadful that spawned you.” The prose is clean, the layout purposeful, and the vibe is that of a patient detective who has finally confiscated the Ouija board. Inside, expect: A clear, date-stamped chronology that separates what happened from what was merely shouted. Maps of Whitechapel where streets become evidence and distances stop lying. Press coverage decoded—the difference between an early scoop and an enthusiastic invention. Forensic reality checks: what the era could test, what it guessed, and what modern methods cautiously add. Suspect summaries in three bites apiece—background, evidence, and the polite phrase “insufficient grounds.” Cultural aftermath: how a handful of 1888 nights became a permanent franchise in the public imagination (and why that matters). The tone is pleasantly unsentimental—sober about harm, curious about proof, immune to cape-swirling. It respects the victims by restoring context and proportion, and it treats theories like what they are: hypotheses awaiting adults. If your bookshelf is heavy on baroque conspiracies, this volume will sit beside them like a well-lit desk lamp. Why this copy? It skulks in from the admirably candid emporium Crappy Old Books, labelled Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, a hint of shelf patina. The dust-free equivalent of a polished officer’s notebook: handled, not haggard; ready to consult without leaving fingerprints of its own. Vital stats for the evidence box: Title: Jack the Ripper – Catch Me If You Can Author/Series: Crime Investigated Publisher: Igloo Books, 2014 ISBN: 9781781979617 Condition: Good (tidy, legible, scandal-resistant) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the timeline; keep it for the temperament—that rare mix of clarity and restraint that turns noise into narrative. After a few chapters you’ll find yourself grading theories by evidential weight, smiling gently at sensational headlines, and adopting the book’s house style for all future mysteries: facts first, flourish never, and the fog only where it belongs—outside, over the cobbles. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4787/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jack-the-ripper-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Igloo Books 9781781979617 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4786 Crime Investigation by James Bennett Dust your fingerprints (politely), align your hunches with your hypotheses, and try not to contaminate the biscuit tin. Crime Investigation (2011) by James Bennett—published by Parragon Books—is the brisk field manual for anyone who’s ever paused a TV drama to mutter, “that chain of custody is a work of fiction.” Bennett walks you through the real toolkit: powders, prints, luminol, logic, and the great unsung hero—paperwork that refuses to lie. This isn’t gore; it’s method. The prose is clean as a lab bench, the photos behave like evidence, and the structure clicks from scene to lab to courtroom with the satisfying inevitability of a well-latched exhibit bag. Expect the whole investigative orchestra: first responders establishing the cordon, SOCOs doing the quiet ballet of trace evidence, forensic biologists coaxing stories from stains, digital examiners extracting truth from phones that thought they were clever, and detectives knitting it all into a narrative that can survive cross-examination. Inside, likely delights include: Crime scene choreography: approach, assess, preserve—plus the sacred art of not stepping on the one footprint worth keeping. Fingerprinting for grown-ups: latent lifts, ridge detail, AFIS reality vs. movie magic, and why superglue fumes are surprisingly elegant. DNA without drama: cells to profiles, contamination nightmares, partials, mixtures, and the moment statistics join the witness list. Pattern reading: bloodstain dynamics, glass fracture whispers, tool marks throwing shade—physics moonlighting as gossip. Digital trails: metadata as alibi-buster, timestamps with attitudes, and the immortal lesson that “delete” is a suggestion. Interview craft: cognitive technique, rapport, and the difference between a confession and a story that merely hopes to be one. Courtroom reality check: exhibits numbered, experts neutral, and how a tidy chain of custody can outperform swagger every day of the week. Bennett’s tone is refreshingly anti-melodramatic—evidence first, ego never. He nods to famous missteps like a kindly schoolmaster (“let’s not do that again”), highlights what actually reduces error, and treats the reader as a promising trainee with good shoes. It’s the sort of book that replaces “instinct” with protocol, and turns curiosity into a flowchart that ends—ideally—with the truth. Why this copy? It arrives via the gloriously plain-spoken emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, a whisper of shelf-patina, and an overall readiness to be consulted at 2 a.m. when a plot hole appears in your favourite true-crime podcast. Sturdy enough for repeated thumb-throughs; respectable enough for the evidence trolley of your coffee table. Vital stats for your evidence locker: Title: Crime Investigation Author: James Bennett Publisher: Parragon Books, 2011 ISBN: 9781445435077 Condition: Good (tidy, factual, unflustered) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the mechanics; keep it for the temperament. After a few chapters, you’ll start labelling your life in tamper-evident fashion, refusing to draw conclusions without a control sample, and referring to rumours as “unverified statements pending analysis.” It won’t hand you a smoking gun, but it will give you the more reliable prize: a methodical mind that leaves a clean scene and a better argument. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4786/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crime-investigation-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Parragon Books 9781445435077 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4785 Around the USA in 1000 Pictures by A Milton Runyon and Vilma F Bergane Warm up the Chevy, fold the road map into an origami of optimism, and set your inner jukebox to “endless chorus of state lines.” Around the USA in 1000 Pictures (1955) by A. Milton Runyon and Vilma F. Bergane (Doubleday) is the glove-compartment epic that promised you the whole country and then kept taking photographs until the film begged for mercy. It’s a coast-to-coast scrapbook where neon signs rehearse for Broadway, diners invent new shapes for pie, and landscapes switch accents every hundred miles. Think atlas meets yearbook: everyone smiles, the mountains hold still, and somebody’s aunt has perfected the wave seen only in postcards. Runyon and Bergane curate America as a parade of moments—deserts in their Sunday hats, cities polishing their skyscrapers, barns with PhDs in horizon management, and people who appear born to lean on a fender. The captions are cheerfully confident (“Here is America Doing A Thing”), the sequencing is road-trip logic (“Oh look, a canyon; now a lighthouse; clearly cousins”), and the whole project hums with mid-century certainty that better is just one more highway away. You don’t read this book so much as cruise it, braking for the spectacular and making polite conversation with the merely enormous. Inside, expect: National Park glamour shots: geology posing like it knows it’s famous. Cityscapes with sales pitches: bridges flexing, skylines preening, streetcars auditioning for nostalgia. Roadside Americana: motels that moonlight as typography museums, gas pumps that look like friendly robots, billboards delivering life advice at 55 mph. People being magnificently busy: parades, harvests, boardwalks, beaches—pockets of choreography caught mid-twirl. A thousand tiny time capsules: license plates, hats, shop windows, and the exact shape of 1955 optimism captured before it knew it would be retro. The charm is in the scale: one spread is the West being cinematic; the next is a small town discovering that Saturday morning is a community art form. It’s a book that proves photography can be both tour and receipt—evidence that someone stood here, pointed a lens, and America obligingly stood a little taller. Why this copy? It rolls in from the truth-in-advertising emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: sound binding, clean pages, and just enough shelf patina to suggest it has been opened on more than one coffee table while someone planned an implausible itinerary. No tragic coffee rings, no suitcase trauma—just a ready-to-roll picture pilgrimage. Vital stats for the glove-box museum: Title: Around the USA in 1000 Pictures Authors: A. Milton Runyon & Vilma F. Bergane Publisher: Doubleday, 1955 ISBN: none (older than barcodes; perfectly content with chutzpah) Condition: Good (crisp, roadworthy, map-adjacent) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name slouches; the stock salutes. Buy it for the pictures; keep it for the tempo—that mid-century rhythm where every page says “let’s go” and every caption promises pie somewhere ahead. After a few spins you’ll start measuring afternoons in state lines, ranking clouds by postcard potential, and referring to your sofa as “the driver’s seat.” This isn’t just America then; it’s America always—the wide-angle daydream with a full tank and a very photogenic horizon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4785/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/around-the-usa-in1000-pictures-sep-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Doubleday no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4784 Criminology by Chris Hale Polish your magnifying glass, straighten your methodology, and prepare to meet the only suspect that always shows up at the scene: society. Criminology (2009) by Chris Hale—issued by Oxford University Press—is the big, lucid handbook for anyone who has ever looked at a headline and thought, “Yes, but what actually happened here?” It’s the field guide to mischief and response, cause and consequence, theory and the midnight knock on the door—written with cool prose and an allergy to melodrama. Hale doesn’t chase sirens; he interviews the data, checks the alibi, and asks the city how it sleeps. Expect a tour through the whole raucous constellation: classic theories (strain, control, learning) set alongside contemporary lenses (routine activity, environmental criminology, life-course turns); victimology that remembers victims are people and not just statistics; policing and prevention that distinguish between what feels tough and what actually works; courts, prisons, and community sanctions parsed with a policy wonk’s precision and a citizen’s conscience. The tone is calm, empirical, faintly amused by panic—and persistently interested in what the evidence says when the microphones are off. Inside, you’ll find: Crime trends demystified: rises, falls, plateaus, and the awkward role of measurement itself. Why people offend (plural, on purpose): structure, opportunity, peers, neighborhoods, and the occasional terrible life-admin. Who gets victimised and how risk actually works when you zoom past anecdotes. Policing in practice: hot spots, problem-oriented thinking, discretion, legitimacy—and why trust is a tactic, not a by-product. Punishment without drama: sentencing patterns, prison realities, reentry hurdles, and the modest miracles of programs that quietly reduce reoffending. Policy with receipts: what survives a randomized trial, what collapses on contact with reality, and what we keep doing anyway because it photographs well. Hale’s secret weapon is proportion. He grants theory its podium, then drags it outside for a walk with data; he lets emotion speak, then introduces it to context. The result is a book that replaces moral panic with testable claims, swaps “common sense” for clear sense, and sends you back into the world with fewer certainties and better questions. Why this copy? It arrives via the gloriously candid emporium Crappy Old Books, in Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean pages, minor shelf-whisper. The academic equivalent of a well-run community meeting: orderly, legible, tough enough for repeated consultation. It will sit politely beside your laptop while you fact-check the dinner-table hot take. Vital stats for your evidence locker: Title: Criminology Author: Chris Hale Publisher: Oxford University Press, 2009 ISBN: (publisher-marked; standard OUP edition details) Condition: Good (tidy, reliable, citation-ready) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock corroborates. Buy it for the scope; keep it for the discipline—that habit of pausing before outrage, checking the numbers, and remembering that good policy is just good evidence with a diary. After a few chapters you’ll catch yourself diagnosing news stories for methodological alibis, praising a graph for not lying, and asking the eternal criminological question with a new calm: what works, for whom, in what conditions—and how do we know? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4784/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/criminology-sep-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-4783 A guide to the Place of Piero della Francesca by Cristina Bucci Pack a pencil, practise your respectful gasp, and set your GPS to “Quattrocento.” A guide to the Place of Piero della Francesca (2007) by Cristina Bucci—from the elegantly culture-forward house of Scala—is the pocket curator that takes you by the sleeve and whispers, “This way, the perspective is behaving beautifully.” It’s half pilgrimage, half field manual, and entirely dedicated to the painter who taught geometry to glow. Bucci understands that Piero is best met in situ, where light remembers the fresco and the fresco remembers the town. So she stitches together the artist’s constellation—Arezzo’s long, lucid epic (The Legend of the True Cross doing trigonometry with your emotions), Sansepolcro’s civic calm (a Resurrection that stands up straighter than you do), Monterchi’s lyrical Madonna del Parto (where grace develops a perfect parabola), and Urbino’s quiet radiance—into an itinerary that feels both sensible and slightly enchanted. The result is a guide that behaves like a good conversation: brisk on logistics, generous with context, and always stopping at the exact spot where your knees decide to be devotional. Inside, expect: Maps that mind their manners, leading you from cloister to chapel with just enough arrows to feel guided, not herded. Portable art history: who commissioned what, who restored what, and why that one blue is technically a theological argument. Perspective explained without headache: vanishing points identified, horizon lines tamed, miracles rendered as proofs you can stand inside. Short, sharp biographies of saints, donors, and dukes—people who posed, paid, or prayed so you could stand here and say “oh.” Photographs that listen to the walls, catching the frescoes in their native light with captions that don’t babble. Bucci’s tone is balm for the gallery-weary: precise, unpompous, and delighted by the way Piero marries mathematics to mercy. She respects your time (opening hours, ticket quirks, the local custom of lunch) and your capacity for wonder (the way shadows in Piero have opinions; the way a face can look both earthly and engineered). You finish a chapter and your inner compass recalibrates to calm + clarity = grace. Why this copy? It arrives via the cheerfully candid emporium Crappy Old Books, stamped Condition: Good—translation: clean pages, square spine, a hint of honest travel aura. The sort of guide that has shared a bag with a water bottle and survived, ready for another circuit of chapels. No coffee catastrophes; just a book eager to be opened in front of a fresco and used as a very polite pointer. Vital stats for your art-pilgrim kit: Title: A guide to the Place of Piero della Francesca Author: Cristina Bucci Publisher: Scala, 2007 ISBN: 9788881172375 Condition: Good (fieldworthy, chapel-friendly, gelato-compatible) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name shrugs; the stock curates. Buy it for the itinerary; keep it for the eyes it gives you. After a few pages you’ll find yourself spotting vanishing points in doorways, grading clouds for “Piero-ness,” and standing very still because the geometry requires your cooperation. It’s not just a guidebook—it’s a calm contagion: precision, proportion, and a strange happiness that starts in the retina and ends up in the posture. Take it to Tuscany; it already knows the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4783/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/A-guide-to-the-Place-of-Piero-della-Francesca-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scala 9788881172375 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4782 veterans of the Road by Elizabeth Nagle Crank the handle (mind your thumbs), polish the brass until it contemplates its own reflection, and set your sense of speed to “audible courage.” Veterans of the Road (1959) by Elizabeth Nagle—flying the stout pennant of Arco Publications—is a love letter to the years when motoring wore goggles, smelled faintly of paraffin, and measured journeys not in miles per hour but in cups of tea per hill. It’s the scrapbook, field guide, and social history of machines that were once the future and are now the most charming kind of time travel: De Dion that darts, Panhard that pronounces, Daimler that opines, Napier that doesn’t so much accelerate as announce. Nagle writes with curator’s poise and paddock warmth. She knows the difference between tiller and wheel, tube and coil, chain drive and prop shaft, and she introduces each relic with the tact due to a grand old actor: let the acetylene lamps have their entrance, allow the leather cones to clear their throats, and do not rush the magneto—it bites. The result is a cavalcade where photographs wink, anecdotes purr, and specifications show up like cufflinks to remind you that romance ran on ratios. Inside, expect delights that rattle agreeably: Brass-era portraits of horseless carriages that look part pram, part planetarium, and entirely serious about momentum. Workings demystified: vapourisers, slide valves, mysterious levers that perform sorcery labelled “mixture” and “advance/retard.” Makes and marvellousness: Benz, Renault, Napier, Locomobile, Darracq, Stanley (steam behaving like theatre)—each with a party trick and a temperament. Road culture before road culture: trials with picnic intervals, hillclimbs with hymn-book bravery, and the early club scene where everyone knew everyone else’s spare parts by name. The preservation itch: why sensible adults dedicate winter to sourcing a missing wick holder, and why spring smells like polish and optimism. London-to-Brighton energy without the crowds: what it means for a veteran to crest a hill you’d previously assigned to geology. This is not a catalogue for the purely nostalgic; it’s a handbook for listening to old machinery. Nagle gives you the vocabulary—cone clutch chatter, final-drive propriety, a carburettor’s morning mood—and you, dear reader, leave with opinions on ignition timing you didn’t know you owned. Why this copy? It idles into your life from the gloriously plain-spoken emporium Crappy Old Books, in Condition: Good—translation: sound binding, clean pages, and just enough shelf-patina to suggest it has nodded along to a few winter rebuilds. This is the driver-grade book: no concours fussing, just tidy text ready for a lap of the armchair. If you spot a faint whiff of Brasso, that’s probably imagination, or provenance, or both. Vital stats for the glove-compartment museum: Title: Veterans of the Road Author: Elizabeth Nagle Publisher: Arco Publications, 1959 ISBN: none (older than barcodes; younger than tillers) Condition: Good (upright, legible, reassuringly oily in spirit) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name backfires; the stock pulls cleanly in top. Buy it for the pictures and pedigrees; keep it for the cadence—that pre-silicone rhythm where every click, hiss, and whoof means something, and speed is less a number than a narrative. After a few chapters, you’ll start calling your modern car “the closed car,” checking the weather for carb icing, and describing hills as “sporting.” Should you feel the sudden urge to own a horn that says aoo-gah with conviction, blame Nagle. She’s made the past not only visible, but roadworthy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4782/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/veterans-of-the-road-sep-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arco Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4781 British Sports Cars by Gregor Grant Polish your wire wheels, rehearse your double-declutch, and put the kettle on the parcel shelf. British Sports Cars (1958) by Gregor Grant—flying the purposeful colours of G. T. Foulis—is the brisk, tweedy hymn book to the national pastime of turning petrol into stories. This is the age when dashboards were honest, throttles were telegrams, and weatherproofing was a suggestion wrapped in optimism. Grant, long-time paddock whisperer, lines up marques like house guests and lets them speak for themselves: crisp, mechanical vowels with a hint of SU carburettor. It’s not a museum; it’s a starting grid of personalities. You can practically hear the tappets as the chapters tick over from MGs with cheerful elbows to Triumphs with a twinkle, Austins that behave like pocket locomotives, Brstols with cigar-chair manners, and Lotuses that diet until they vanish and win anyway. Jaguars arrive tuxedoed, Bentleys lumber like aristocratic thunder, and there’s always a curious special built by a man named Geoff on a Thursday. Grant keeps the tone brisk: less myth, more metal; fewer adjectives, more lap times; just enough gossip to oil the gears. Expect within: Marque-by-marque portraits that feel like introductions at a very fast garden party. Period photographs where chrome glints like a plan and drivers grin because seatbelts were an optional mood. Engineering as character study—live axles with opinions, chassis that prefer bravery, and engines that make their case in straight lines. Competition cameos: hillclimbs in tweed, club sprints in drizzle, and Le Mans whispered like a dare. Buying advice (1958-flavoured)—what to look for, what to avoid, and how to tell if a previous owner was an optimist with spanners. Grant’s secret sauce is proportion: a journalist’s nose for what matters, a mechanic’s respect for torque, and just enough romance to explain why a car that leaks remains somehow the one. The result is a handbook for the incurably smitten—useful, quotable, and faintly petrol-perfumed. Why this copy? It pulls into the paddock from the disarmingly frank dealership Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: sound binding, clean pages, a touch of honest shelf-patina. The sort of volume you can read with slightly oily fingers and not feel judged. Not concours; driver grade—starts on the button, idles sweetly, ready for a Sunday blast across the armchair. Vital stats for your glovebox library: Title: British Sports Cars Author: Gregor Grant Publisher: G. T. Foulis, 1958 ISBN: none (older than barcodes; younger than Brooklands) Condition: Good (straight, tidy, eager to rev) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name misfires; the stock pulls cleanly in third. Buy it for the marques; keep it for the tone—that crisp, slightly windblown certainty that a B-road is a moral philosophy. After a few chapters you’ll be timing the kettle in “0–60,” diagnosing neighbours’ exhaust notes by species, and insisting that weather is weight reduction. If a little oil appears on page 73, consider it provenance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4781/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-sports-cars-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books GT Foulis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4780 Motor Racing Memories by WF Bradley Fasten your goggles, adjust your scarf to “heroic,” and prepare for a whiff of Castrol and cord tyres. Motor Racing Memories (1960) by W. F. Bradley—issued by the ever-octane Motor Racing Publications—is the pit-lane raconteur who’s seen everything twice and still tells it as if the chequered flag is just about to drop. Bradley was there when cars looked like torpedoes with moustaches, when circuits were rustic suggestions fenced with hay and optimism, and when drivers brought their own nerve and occasionally a picnic. This isn’t a stats book; it’s a grandstand of voices. Bradley writes with that priceless paddock tone—half telegram, half champagne—where names enter like overtures: Nuvolari stalking the apex like a rumour, Caracciola conversing with weather, Birkin grinning at danger as if it owed him money. Races are sketched with a timekeeper’s certainty and a poet’s eyebrow: the start a thunderclap, the middle a negotiation, the finish a verdict delivered by tyres and luck. You hear the pit boards flapping, smell the hot brakes, and feel that particular pre-war/post-war hum where engineering and audacity are in dead heat. Expect within: Circuits as characters—Brooklands brooding like a concrete Roman, the Nürburgring winding its eyebrows, Monza humming in italics, Reims wearing a bow tie it plans to set on fire. Garage folklore—spanners that solved philosophy, mechanics who could reassemble a supercharger from memory and swearing, and the eternal truth that safety is a mood that arrives late. Drivers who refused to blink—gentlemen, scoundrels, geniuses, all on first-name terms with velocity and occasionally with hedges. Machines that meant it—Bentleys with the moral weight of cathedrals, Alfas that sang, Mercedes like verdicts, Maseratis that flirted with catastrophe and won. Moments you can taste—dawn in the pits, rain learning to speak Italian, a last-lap pass that looks illegal but is merely inevitable. Bradley’s craft is perspective. He threads eras without dropping a nut: the derring-do of the twenties, the theatre of the thirties, the post-war reset when ingenuity returned lean and hungry. He refuses hagiography but can’t help affection; he’ll file the myth to fit the facts, then allow himself one graceful sentence for the goosebumps. Why this copy? It slips the scrutineering bay of the gloriously frank emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Very Good—translation: clean pages, square spine, and just enough shelf-patina to suggest it once waited politely beside a programme and a pit pass. Not concours precious; driver-grade excellent. You can read it with hands that might still smell faintly of petrol and dignity. Vital stats for your glovebox library: Title: Motor Racing Memories Author: W. F. Bradley Publisher: Motor Racing Publications, 1960 ISBN: none (it answers to the revs) Condition: Very Good (crisp, straight, eager to start) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name misfires; the stock pulls cleanly from idle. Buy it for the legends; keep it for the tempo—that rising, falling, lunging rhythm of a race told by someone who knows where the stopwatch hides the poetry. After a few chapters you’ll begin cornering shopping trolleys with intent, referring to rain as “a set-up variable,” and declaring tea “a splash-and-dash.” When the last page waves the flag, you’ll close the book and hear, just faintly, an engine cooling itself into memory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4780/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/motor-racing-memories-sep-2025.jpg 71.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Motor Racing Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4778 Woodland Walks by Gerald Wilkinson Lace up your boots, pocket a biscuit, and adjust your sense of wonder to “woodgrain.” Woodland Walks (1985) by Gerald Wilkinson—issued in that comforting Book Club Associates livery—is the field guide that tips its cap to oaks, compliments beeches on their posture, and politely asks brambles to reconsider their life choices. It’s a ramble in hard covers: part map, part mood, part botanical whisperer who knows exactly where the light slants best at 3:47 on a March afternoon. Wilkinson is your ideal companion: observant, unhurried, and just arch enough to admit that sometimes a “waymarked path” is more of a personality test. He sketches the architecture of trees like a patient sculptor—crown, limb, bark, shadow—then tucks in morsels of history, folklore, and quietly explosive facts (acorns are propaganda; fungi run the postal service). Routes thread through coppice and shaw, along holloways that remember hooves, and past ponds that insist on reflecting a better version of you. The prose walks at conversation pace, pausing for lichen gossip, leaf-shape tutorials, and the occasional bird with an opinion. Expect within: Wayfinding with whispers: turn where the hedge stops sulking; follow the mossy side of the gate; if the stile looks pleased to see you, you’re close. Tree IDs for the not-quite-botanist: leaves, buds, bark, and the subtle social cues that separate hornbeam from “confident beech.” Seasonal dramaturgy: bluebell carpeting (May), bracken bravado (July), fungal cabaret (October), and winter‘s baroque skeletons (December, free of charge). Human traces: charcoal hearths, woodbanks, boundary stones, and the faint geometry of rights-of-way that survived the Romans, the Victorians, and last week’s rain. Practical murmurs: mud honesty, gradient diplomacy, picnic placement strategy, and why you should never underestimate a damp leaf with ambitions. The book’s secret superpower is scale. It zooms from grand canopy to pocket moss without drama, making you feel both very small and extremely welcome. Photographs and drawings (when they appear) are the quiet sort that let the bark speak; maps behave themselves; captions refuse hysteria. After a chapter or two, you’ll catch yourself greeting hedgerows as colleagues and nodding to stumps with a respect usually reserved for retired head teachers. Why this copy? It arrives from the gloriously literal emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: sound binding, clean pages, the faintest suggestion that it has met a rucksack and won. No catastrophic foxing, no tragic tea tide-marks; just a well-mannered volume ready to live in your glovebox, backpack, or windowsill stack of intentions. Vital stats for the pocket naturalist: Title: Woodland Walks Author: Gerald Wilkinson Publisher: Book Club Associates, 1985 ISBN: none (older than barcodes; younger than yews) Condition: Good (crisp, trail-ready, leaf-tolerant) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name scuffs its boots; the stock knows its paths. Buy it for the routes; keep it for the recalibration—that gentle reset wherein twenty unhurried minutes under trees repairs more software than any update. Take it out on a drizzly Sunday, read a paragraph aloud to a robin who refuses to be impressed, and feel the day lengthen in the best possible way. If you return with burrs in your socks and a new favourite oak, the book will consider its job done and ask, very politely, when you’re going out again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4778/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/woodland-walks-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4777 Touring Scotland - The Lowlands and Highlands by Letts Guide Pack a thermos, set your weather to “changeable,” and practise pronouncing “bruichladdich” without spraining a vowel. Touring Scotland – The Lowlands and Highlands (1980) by Letts Guide (published by Charles Letts) is the glove-box whisperer that turns a map into mischief. It’s the optimistic pocket marshal who believes you can visit a ruined abbey, a working distillery, a suspiciously vertical hill, and still find a pie before closing. Spoiler: you can, provided you read the small print and respect the sheep. This is Scotland presented with cheerful precision: routes that thread glens like needles, side trips that wink at history, and mini-gazetteers that know exactly which stone circle wants you to stop and admire it in light drizzle. The Lowlands get their moment—burghs that mind their manners, coastlines with unexpected adjectives, rail towns that invented civilisation one timetable at a time—while the Highlands go full cinema: sea lochs muttering in Gaelic, single-track roads performing social experiments, mountains that prefer you small and well-layered. Expect within: Itineraries that behave: mileages, timings, and those cunning “if time allows” detours that always do. Place notes with personality: castles that brood, kirks that preach to the wind, gardens that carry on as if the Gulf Stream were a personal valet. Practicalities with panache: ferries that keep their promises (weather permitting), petrol that appears exactly when you begin to pray, and accommodation advice pitched between thrift and charm. History in digestible slices: Picts, Covenanters, Jacobites—everyone gets a paragraph and none overstays. Landscape etiquette: how to pass politely on a passing place, greet midges with stoic courtesy, and never argue with a stag. The Letts tone is brisk, unfussy, and faintly encouraging—like a head teacher who secretly loves a half-day. It trusts your curiosity, keeps your schedule honest, and whispers the vital aside (“turn left after the third beech; if you reach the tractor, you’ve gone too far”). Suddenly you’re not lost; you’re touring, which is lost with documentation. Why this copy? It arrives from the gloriously plain-spoken emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: sound binding, clean pages, a hint of honest shelf-ramble. The sort of guide that’s been opened on a bonnet in a brisk wind, survived, and now sits ready for another campaign. Not pristine; perfectly roadworthy. Vital stats for your glove-box log: Title: Touring Scotland – The Lowlands and Highlands Author/Series: Letts Guide Publisher: Charles Letts, 1980 ISBN: 0850974402 Condition: Good (crisp, navigable, drizzle-tolerant) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name shrugs; the stock keeps to the left. Buy it for the routes; keep it for the voice—that kindly, canny nudge that turns a scenic drive into a small expedition. After a few pages you’ll start factoring in tides, measuring distances in bridges, and identifying cloud types by whether they improve a photograph of a broch. Scotland will still be vast, mercurial, and slightly amused by your plans; this little Letts will make sure those plans end with soup, a view, and a story you didn’t expect to collect at a passing place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4777/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/touring-scotland-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charles Letts 9780850974409 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4776 The Legal Side of Buying a House by Edith Rudinger Polish your fountain pen and practise your most forensic eyebrow. The Legal Side of Buying a House (1967) by Edith Rudinger—issued by the eminently sensible Consumers’ Association—is the neat little barrister-in-a-book that escorts you from daydream to doorstep without losing a single receipt. It’s home-buying stripped of folklore and fitted with facts: no incense, no incantations, just title deeds, searches, contracts, completion, and the quiet thrill of keys that are legally yours. Rudinger writes like the ideal conveyancer: brisk, unflappable, faintly amused by panic. She translates lawyerly Latin into kitchen-table English and treats the housing market as a civilised obstacle course with clearly labelled hurdles. The tone is kindly but firm—“Yes, do fall in love with the bay window, but kindly read the covenant about the hedge.” You’ll finish chapters feeling taller, wiser, and oddly fond of the phrase “time is of the essence.” What’s inside (wipe your feet, proceed methodically): Freehold vs. Leasehold explained without sighing: how long, how liable, and who exactly owns the roof you’re admiring. Searches & enquiries decoded: local authority, drainage, road proposals, and the thrilling revelation that cul-de-sacs can have paperwork. Mortgages in their natural habitat: deposits, interest, charges, redemption—money behaving sensibly because you have read the small print. Surveys & defects: dry rot, damp, and other Victorian plot twists; when to insist on a report and when to walk away with dignity. Contracts, exchange, completion: what moves when, who holds what, and why a completion statement is a love letter to arithmetic. Fixtures & fittings (the eternal drama): what stays, what goes, and why one should never assume about the curtains. Covenants & easements: promises, pathways, and the polite legal reasons your neighbour cannot build a lighthouse in his garden. Taxes & fees (1967-style): stamp duty on conveyance, professional fees, and the mysterious sums that materialise between you and your mantelpiece. Rudinger’s magic trick is proportion. She knows when to zoom out (the whole process at a glance) and when to zoom in (the clause that prevents future weeping). You get checklists that feel like protective charms, sample wording that behaves, and a sense that buying a house is not a romantic quest but a project plan with keys at the end. Why this copy? It arrives from the gloriously honest emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Very Good—translation: clean pages, square spine, minimal shelf-murmur, and an overall readiness to sit beside your teacup as you circle properties in the paper. It’s tidy without being precious, the juridical equivalent of a freshly ironed conveyance. Vital stats for the prudent purchaser: Title: The Legal Side of Buying a House Author: Edith Rudinger Publisher: Consumers’ Association, 1967 ISBN: none (older than barcodes, younger than entail) Condition: Very Good (crisp, reliable, reassuringly organised) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name grimaces; the stock passes every search. Buy it for the calm; keep it for the competence glow. After a few chapters you’ll find yourself interrogating particulars like a silk (“and the right of way is…?”), pencilling a subject to contract with jaunty authority, and smiling serenely when the chain becomes “challenging.” House-hunting will still feature drama; this little manual ensures the law is not the villain. In short: romance the bay window if you must—Rudinger will make sure you own it legally, fixtures, fittings, and quiet enjoyment included. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4776/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-legal-side-of-buying-a-house-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Consumers Association no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4775 Soil Mechanics for Road Engineers by Department of Scientific Industrial Research - Road Research Laboratory Pack your clipboard, calibrate your boots, and prepare to make friends with dirt. Soil Mechanics for Road Engineers (1964) by the Department of Scientific and Industrial Research – Road Research Laboratory (HMSO) is the sober, mud-scented classic that turns the ground beneath your tyres into a set of courteous equations. It’s the book that looks at a puddle and sees permeability, at a rut and sees shear failure, and at a cheerful hedge and sees a drainage liability with opinions. Here, the British roadway is not romance; it’s granular reality—graded, compacted, drained, and verified by someone with a nuclear density gauge and the self-esteem of clay at optimum moisture content. The prose is lab-coat clear, the diagrams reassuringly rectangular, and the conclusions unflappable: if you don’t understand your soil, your pavement will understand you—briefly, then crack. What’s inside (wipe your boots before turning pages): Classification without tears: particle-size curves that behave, plasticity charts that gossip, and the Atterberg limits—liquid, plastic, shrinkage—doing their tidy circus act. Compaction as gospel: Proctor and modified Proctor, OMC vs MDD, rolling out density like pastry until the voids beg for mercy. Strength where it counts: CBR with attitude, triaxial tests that make Mohr–Coulomb purr, and shear boxes proving that friction really is a lifestyle. Consolidation & settlement: Terzaghi tut-tutting from the margins while time does what time does to embankments that didn’t read chapter four. Drainage, the quiet hero: capillary rise demystified, filter criteria that refuse to let fines elope, and longitudinal fall that saves Sunday mornings. Frost heave & seasonal mischief: because winter has a personality and it hates subgrades that pretend water is optional. Design notes with backbone: subgrade → sub-base → base → surfacing like a polite layer cake, each tier justified and nobody skipping the drainage. The tone is that classic RRL blend: measured, meticulous, faintly parental. It doesn’t shout; it specifies. Every graph has a reason, every symbol earns its keep, and every recommendation carries the quiet menace of empirical evidence. Read three chapters and you’ll start side-eying verge ditches, quoting plasticity index at picnics, and diagnosing potholes as if they were patients. Why this copy? It rolls in from the gloriously plain-spoken emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: sound binding, clean pages, a touch of honest shelf-rub. The sort of HMSO volume that has lived near a drawing board, possibly met a contour plan, and survived to brief again. No coffee catastrophes, no tragic delamination—just a robust manual ready to be consulted in office, site hut, or mildly judgmental Land Rover. Vital stats for your site file: Title: Soil Mechanics for Road Engineers Author: Department of Scientific & Industrial Research – Road Research Laboratory Publisher: HMSO, 1964 ISBN: none (older than barcodes; newer than Roman roads) Condition: Good (upright, legible, confidently granular) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name shrugs; the stock compacts to spec. Buy it for the tests; keep it for the temperament. This is the handbook that replaces hunches with moisture-density relationships, swaps folklore for drainage gradings, and gently insists that your pavement’s future was decided the day you met the subgrade with a roller and a plan. After a few pages you’ll be speaking fluent phi and c, weighing rainclouds with your eyes, and treating soil not as “dirt” but as the most opinionated structural material you will ever meet. Build accordingly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4775/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/soil-mechanics-for-road-engineers-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4774 Toynbees Industrial Revolution by Arnold Toynbee Oil your loom, prime your steam whistle, and bring a pencil sharp enough to threaten a tariff. Toynbee’s Industrial Revolution (1969) by Arnold Toynbee—reissued by David and Charles—is the brisk, brainy field guide to the historical moment when Britain discovered that time is money and promptly put both on rails. This is the compact thunderclap that turned cottage industries into factory districts, apprentices into shift workers, and the word “improvement” into a national temperament with soot under its nails. Toynbee (the lecture-hall firebrand, not the 12-volume universal-historian cousin) gives you the economic remix: enclosures, wages, prices, population curves that climb like a ladder someone forgot to stop, and a parade of inventions that hum, clatter, and occasionally explode. He has that rare historian’s gift of sounding like an accountant with a poet’s eyebrows—sums that add up, and sentences that tap their foot. Expect charts in prose, statistics with opinions, and a rolling argument that asks whether progress arrived as prosperity or as a bill presented to the poor first. Inside, expect: Cotton’s meteoric career: from domestic whirr to mill-town thunder, complete with water frames, mules, and the looming romance of red-brick. Coal as destiny: a black sparkle that warms parlours, powers pistons, and turns landscapes into very practical Grand Guignol. Wages, prices, and morals: the kind of graphs you feel in your shoes, as the cost of bread debates the price of virtue. Enclosure with decorum: fields hedged, commons vanished, productivity up, tempers… mixed. Reformers and contrarians: men with pamphlets, women with fortitude, children with small hands and large shifts—plus the early union of grumble and hope. Toynbee’s tone is confident but not pompous; he stacks evidence like bricks and leaves just enough mortar for you to nod. The book is small enough to fit in a coat pocket and large enough to pick a fight at dinner. Read it and you’ll hear the old world’s handloom sigh, the new world’s flywheel sing, and Parliament rummaging for the correct statute to pretend it planned all this. Copy specifics, proudly practical: This is an ex-library veteran, complete with plastic protective cover—the bibliographic equivalent of a pitman’s helmet. Translation: Condition: Good with institutional resilience. The spine stands square, the pages read clean, and the cover will shrug off tea, drizzle, and moral panic. There may be the faint romance of stamps and pockets—the sort of marginalia that says “I once lived on a serious shelf and was borrowed by determined people.” Vital stats for your industrial-strength bookshelf: Title: Toynbee’s Industrial Revolution Author: Arnold Toynbee Publisher: David and Charles, 1969 ISBN: none (older than barcodes, newer than Watt) Condition: Good, ex-library with plastic protective cover (sturdy, roadworthy, ready for factory conditions) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name wears a cloth cap; the stock keeps good time. Buy it for the argument; keep it for the aftertaste—that brisk sense that the modern world didn’t arrive, it spun up. After a few chapters you’ll be diagnosing office life in mill terms (“management = engine house, me = mule”), checking the weather for coal, and referring to your commute as “increasing the velocity of capital.” Also: thanks to that library armour, you can read it on a bus, in a drizzle, or atop a metaphorical slag heap without fear. Progress, now with a wipe-clean jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4774/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/toynbees-industrial-revolution-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4772 Cassells Compact Latin-English English-Latin Dictionary by Millicent Inglis Thomas Polish your ablatives and tighten your declension straps. Cassell’s Compact Latin–English English–Latin Dictionary (1948) by Millicent Inglis Thomas is the pocket oracle that smells faintly of chalk dust and decisive victories over irregular verbs. Published by Cassell and Company, it’s the stout little consul that fits in a satchel, knows the difference between hostis and inimicus, and won’t judge you for hesitating over the fourth conjugation (only the gods are perfect; teachers merely try). This is Latin done the Cassell way: brisk, unfussy, and unfairly useful. The Latin–English half is a parade of meanings that behave themselves; the English–Latin half is your passport to sounding like a Roman who did their homework. You get principal parts where you need them, idioms that don’t wander off, and a civilised sense that language is a tool before it’s a ceremony. It’s the dictionary that turns panic into parsing and turns “er… farmer?” into “agricola, agricolae, m.” with the calm of an experienced invigilator. Inside, expect: Headwords that line up like legionaries—bold, disciplined, and ready to march into your prose. Principal parts presented like rations—just enough to keep you alive through any unseen. Idiom rescue: how to say “take counsel,” “make war,” and other things you do in toga-heavy environments. Tiny typographic courtesies: abbreviations that mind their manners, gender marks that don’t play coy, and cross-references that actually arrive on time. A surprisingly lively English–Latin section for when you need to compose a dignified complaint to a centurion about the library’s opening hours. Condition report, with a flourish: this copy comes to you from the gloriously blunt emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—which here means square, legible, and ready for campaigns. The internal endpaper has been repaired with a paper insert, making the volume good to go under any conditions: exam panic, damp cloisters, light drizzle, heavier drizzle, and that moment when someone asks you for the ablative absolute of “hope.” Think of it as a discreet piece of bookish field engineering: structurally sound, morale improved, ready to hold the line. Vital stats for your grammatical triumphs: Title: Cassell’s Compact Latin–English English–Latin Dictionary Author: Millicent Inglis Thomas Publisher: Cassell and Company, 1948 ISBN: none (older than barcodes; younger than Cicero) Condition: Good (with professionally sensible endpaper reinforcement) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name shrugs; the stock conjugates. Buy it for the definitions; keep it for the dignity. After a few afternoons with this pocket proconsul, you’ll start spotting ablatives of means in the wild, tossing out deponent verbs like compliments, and writing marginal notes that read vide etiam. It’s the companion that whispers festina lente, hands you the right principal part, and proceeds to survive whatever your timetable throws at it. In short: lexicon fortis in arduis—a dictionary brave in difficulties. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4772/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cassells-compact-latin-english-english-laton-dictionary-sep-2025.jpg 4.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4770 Thucydides - Book I by EC Marchant Sharpen your stylus and set your irony to Attic. Thucydides – Book I (1982), edited/introduced by the imperturbably learned E. C. Marchant for Bristol Classical Press, is the academic equivalent of a trireme with polished oars: it moves fast, it moves precisely, and if you fall out of rhythm it will absolutely splash you with footnotes. Here is the opening movement of history’s most famously unsentimental war narrative—archaeology of Hellas, policies, provocations, and the faintly embarrassed moment when everyone realises the real cause is fear—kitted out with commentary that keeps the Greek marching and the reader un-befuddled. Book I is where Thucydides sets the table with a ruler and then gently removes the tablecloth while the cups remain upright. We get the programmatic prologue (“I’m writing for people who like facts more than flute music”), the Archaeology (why your ancestors were pirates and proud), the method (no gossip; witnesses only), and the spark-to-tinder tour: Corcyra vs. Corinth, Potidaea’s pique, Megarian decrees, and Sparta’s allergic reaction to Athenian confidence. The verdict? The truest cause of the Peloponnesian War was not any of these little kerfuffles but the way Athenian power kept growing and Sparta’s nerves kept shrinking—a diagnosis as modern as your inbox. Marchant’s apparatus is the best kind of scholarly chaperone: present, punctual, and never shouting. Expect: Greek that behaves: syntax parsed, particles domesticated, participles coaxed into admitting their motives. Crisp notes on proper names, places, and that one verb that always pretends to be simple until it isn’t. Historical cross-references that show how a shipping dispute becomes a syllabus on hegemony. Textual nudges where the Greek winks or glowers and English is asked to keep up. Maps and context that orient you from the Kerkyraean squabbles to the Spartan vote, without needing a trireme and a personal herald. The joy of this volume is tone. Thucydides is cool to the touch; Marchant provides the warm towel. The result is a reading experience where method meets melodrama and only method survives: speeches carefully framed, motives weighed like olives, and the argument proceeding with the immaculate logic of a hoplite line. You do not read Book I so much as submit to its audit. Why this copy? It strides in from the gloriously straightforward emporium Crappy Old Books, bearing Condition: Good with the quiet dignity of a well-kept Loeb that’s seen things. Translation: sound binding, clean text, honest edgewear—scholarly patina rather than calamity. The kind of paperback that will sit square on your desk and not curl under the pressure of your dictionary. Vital stats for your docket of causes: Title: Thucydides – Book I Editor/Commentary: E. C. Marchant Publisher: Bristol Classical Press, 1982 ISBN: 0862920272 Condition: Good (upright, annotated-ready, unflappable) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name shrugs; the stock cites. Buy it for the Greek and the grind, keep it for the clarity and the cold water. After a few chapters you’ll find yourself diagnosing world events in Thucydidean categories (“proximate cause vs. truest cause”), pronouncing Corcyra with theatrical confidence, and filing your own life under SEQ: method → evidence → conclusion. It’s the start of the war, the start of the argument, and—thanks to Marchant—the start of you reading Thucydides without needing divine intervention. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4770/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thucydides-book-1-sep-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bristol Classical Press 9780862920272 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4768 Mechanical Tin Toys in Colour by Arnos Weltens Wind the key, tilt the hat, and prepare to be out-charmed by small machines with very large personalities. Mechanical Tin Toys in Colour (1977) by Arnos Weltens (Blandford Press) is a parade of painted mischief, a museum you can put on your lap, and a reminder that once upon a time the future ran on springs, not software. It’s the coffee-table carnival where robots moonlight as butlers, motorcyclists defy scale and common sense, and clockwork birds insist they are real and would like crumbs. Weltens is your ringmaster with a loupe, ushering you through bright plates and brisk captions that treat each toy like a tiny celebrity: house-brand megastars from Japan, Europe’s pre-war aristocrats, and post-war optimists with eyes that go “ping” (technically “oscillate,” but we are among friends). You’ll learn why lithography is basically tattooing for metal, how tinplate was the Instagram filter of 1930, and what happens when coiled steel decides to express itself in the shape of a moon-walking astronaut who occasionally veers left. Inside, expect delights that click as they turn: Full-colour plates so vivid you can hear the zizz of a mainspring and the faint bragging of a tin policeman. Makers and marks decoded—Masudaya, Schuco, Lehmann, Nomura—plus the odd unlabelled wonder that insists on being mysterious. Mechanisms explained with gloriously practical diagrams: ratchets, cams, pawls, and that eternal romance between gear teeth and gravity. Design gossip: why some robots have antennae like optimistic tridents, and why a racing car would choose red when destiny clearly said green. Collector’s counsel that doubles as life advice: avoid dents, beware repaints, keep your keys, and never overwind optimism. There’s a special joy in how the book handles scale. Tin toys make the world make sense: men become three inches tall, ambition fits in a shoebox, and motion is a promise kept by springs and stubbornness. Weltens photographs them like movie stars and writes about them like old friends who still owe you a nickelled wind-up key. Why this copy? It rolls in from the refreshingly candid emporium Crappy Old Books, wearing Condition: Good with the confident patina of a toy soldier who’s seen a mantelpiece or two. Translation: sound binding, clean pages, a whisper of shelf-rub—no crumpled corners, no tragic coffee tide-marks, just a properly kept picture-book ready to make your inner eight-year-old applaud politely before demanding to play. Vital stats for the mantel marshal: Title: Mechanical Tin Toys in Colour Author: Arnos Weltens Publisher: Blandford Press, 1977 ISBN: 0713708484 Condition: Good (bright, tidy, keen to demonstrate) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name scuffs its shoes; the stock shines its tin. Buy it for the pictures; keep it for the mechanical common sense. After a few pages you’ll catch yourself ranking toys by attitude, diagnosing cam followers at dinner, and feeling a sudden desire to build a city where the buses tick, the rockets scoot, and everyone turns a small key before beginning work. In an era of invisible algorithms, this book is a love letter to visible wonder—colourful, audible, and delightfully wound. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4768/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mechanical-tin-toys-in-colour-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press 9780713708486 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4765 The Later Plantagenets by VHH Green Polish your fleur-de-lis, oil the chancery seals, and set your eyebrow to “dubiously loyal.” The Later Plantagenets (1956) by V. H. H. Green (Edward Arnold) is the brisk, brainy tour of England’s most gloriously complicated family reunion—1377 to 1485, where the dinner conversation is all claims, counterclaims, and discreet light treason. It’s the age when heraldry behaves like a filing system, Parliament learns to have opinions, and the Wars of the Roses turn genealogy into a contact sport. Green writes with don-ish clarity and a pleasantly dry smile, the kind that suggests he’s footnoted three civil wars before tea. He shepherds you from Richard II’s velvet sulks through Lancastrian bookkeeping, past Yorkist glamour with structural weaknesses, and into a Tudor dawn that looks suspiciously like a receipt. Expect politics explained without melodrama, economics introduced without yawns, and personalities presented like case studies in the eternal Anglo-sport of constitutional brinkmanship. Inside, you’ll find: Monarchs as project managers: budgets, campaigns, and that classic Plantagenet KPI—“Are we still on the throne?” Nobility as weather patterns: pressure builds in the north, thunder in the Midlands, unexpected sunshine over Calais. Parliament’s glow-up: from helpful piggy bank to negotiator-in-chief, armed with tall hats and spreadsheets (approximate). Foreign policy as concentric headaches: France, Scotland, Burgundy, the Pope, and occasionally each other. Everyday England: law courts, coinage, cloth, and why wool could fund an argument for decades. Green’s superpower is proportion. He lets pageantry shimmer but never lets it drive; he tracks taxation, trade, and local government like a detective with an alibi. He does not shout; he arranges. By the time crowns change hands at battlefield speed, you’ll know why the hands were so itchy. Why this copy? It steps forth from the admirably candid emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—which here means square, sound, and pleasantly seasoned, like a manor house that knows where all the beams are. The cloth (if present) minds its manners; the pages have that faint scholastic tang; any wear is the noble kind acquired by telling the truth about dukes. Vital stats for your chronicle chest: Title: The Later Plantagenets Author: V. H. H. Green Publisher: Edward Arnold, 1956 ISBN: none (too early for number worship; perfectly happy with a title page) Condition: Good (upright spine, honest edges, historian-approved) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name doffs its cap; the stock curtsies. Buy it for the kings; keep it for the joins—the budget lines that tug at the battle lines, the treaty clauses that tighten into nooses, the wool customs that bankroll destiny. It’s the rare medieval survey that leaves you feeling informed, entertained, and faintly suspicious of anyone named Richard. After a few chapters you’ll be diagnosing rebellions like a GP (“hydraulic over-magnitude of nobility; prescribe subsidy and a stern letter”), and nodding at the final act as history’s neatest power-point: roses tidied, accounts balanced, Tudor enters stage left. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4765/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-later-plantagenets-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edward Arnold no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4764 Vimy Ridge by Alexander McKee Lace up your trench boots and adjust your sense of proportion. Vimy Ridge (1968) by Alexander McKee—a Pan Books field brief in paperback khaki—marches straight to the escarpment where maps grow teeth and weather develops a grudge. McKee is that rare battlefield guide who can count sandbags without losing the poetry, delivering a study of the April 1917 operation that feels at once forensic and faintly incredulous: they planned this, then did it, and somehow it worked. This isn’t a bugle solo; it’s an audit. McKee disassembles the legend into moving parts—tunnels and tapes, creeping barrages and rehearsal trenches, model layouts and meticulous timetable arithmetic—then reassembles it until the famous panorama is something you can hold in your hand. He keeps the myth honest and the facts humane: the Canadian Corps in a choreography of grim precision, the artillery clocking its steps like a metronome with shrapnel, the weather sulking and being ignored. The result: a ridge wrestled from the landscape by planning so fussy it borders on art. Inside, expect: Pre-battle homework: maps that behave like crosswords, aerial photos with secrets, and staff work done with an almost domestic neatness. The assault in motion: lines advancing under a creeping barrage that acts like a stern chaperone, keeping everyone on schedule and alive. Counter-attack etiquette: how to repel with manners, hold with menace, and write it all down legibly afterward. Aftermath without trumpet: what taking a ridge actually buys you (ground, morale, arguments), and what it costs. McKee’s tone is brisk, unsentimental, and occasionally arch—like a staff officer who has learned to laugh without moving his lips. He notes the heroics, yes, but also the plodding genius of preparation: tapes on the ground, models in chalk, men rehearsing until muscle memory knew the way better than fear. You come for the famous skyline; you stay for the logistics that made it possible. Why this copy? It arrives via the cheerfully plain-spoken depot Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—translation: square spine, clean text, light shelf history. The kind of paperback that has seen a rucksack and lived to brief again. No trench rot, no loose signatures—just a serviceable veteran with crisp orders. Vital stats for your orderly room: Title: Vimy Ridge Author: Alexander McKee Publisher: Pan Books, 1968 ISBN: 0330020242 Condition: Good (dependable; lightly campaign-worn) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name digs a trench; the stock holds the line. Buy it for the legend; keep it for the method. McKee shows how a ridge is taken not by romance but by angles, timings, and a choir of guns that can read a watch. By the end, you’ll be nodding at contour lines like old friends, suspicious of any battle plan that doesn’t include rehearsal, and newly convinced that sometimes the most heroic thing on a battlefield is a decent timetable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4764/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vimy-ridge-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330020244 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4763 Horation Hornblower by C Northcote Parkinson Rig the mizzen, steady your teacup, and prepare to salute a legend with a wink. Horation Hornblower (1973) by C. Northcote Parkinson—aye, that Parkinson, he of the famous law that expands like canvas in a good wind—charts the brisk, brass-buttoned life of everyone’s favourite anxiety-powered admiral. Published by Penguin Books, this is Hornblower the way the Admiralty likes its paperwork: crisply filed, handsomely stamped, and quietly amused that one man could out-think a flotilla while worrying about the angle of his hat. Parkinson, an historian with an ear for broadside and a pen sharpened like a cutlass, assembles Hornblower’s campaigns, promotions, embarrassments, and improbable escapes with arch precision and affectionate mischief. The tone is half quarterdeck dispatch, half clubroom anecdote: dates that behave themselves, footnotes that bow politely, and sentences that know precisely how much sail to carry. You get the full Hornblower palette—gunnery mathematics, weather as melodrama, duels with etiquette, and the eternal struggle between brilliance and self-doubt—served in chapters that march like Marines but hum like sea shanties. Expect within: Clipped campaign sketches: the who-fired-first of naval legend, rendered with the authority of a man who’s measured a powder charge by eye. Character forensics: Hornblower’s genius, thrift, and social awkwardness, inspected like a prize taken into port and catalogued down to the last belaying pin. Ships as personalities—frigates that flirt, ships-of-the-line that lecture, cutters that gossip with the tide. Polite satire of naval bureaucracy, where courage is rewarded, eventually, provided the paperwork survives the rain. This isn’t the cannon-smoke of fiction alone, nor the dry sawdust of archive: it’s the spoilsport biography the legend deserves, the one that tallies the myths, squints at the margins, and still lets romance tack gracefully across the page. Parkinson’s secret weapon is tone: urbane, salty, and so sure-footed you could cross a rolling deck on it. Why this copy? It sails in from the gloriously plain-spoken chandlery Crappy Old Books, certified Condition: Good—which, translated from the King’s English, means sound binding, honest edges, pages as tidy as a newly holystoned deck. Not a museum piece, not a shipwreck—just a capable volume ready for active service on your nightstand. If you find a faint salt tang, that’s probably imagination. Or prestige. Vital stats for your logbook: Title: Horation Hornblower Author: C. Northcote Parkinson Publisher: Penguin Books, 1973 ISBN: 0140035850 Condition: Good (trim, square, seaworthy) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name lists a little; the stock keeps perfect station. Buy it for the dates and dispatches; keep it for the after-echo—that pleasant ring in the ear when a well-handled broadside lands and the sea pretends to be impressed. After a few chapters you’ll catch yourself calculating wind over deck, negotiating invitations like an admiralty treaty, and addressing everyday crises with Hornblower’s immortal tactic: look worried, act decisively, then take no credit whatsoever. Carry on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4763/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/horatio-hornblower-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140035858 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4760 The Earl of Chatham by Lord Macaulay Fetch your powdered wig (or a suitably judgmental eyebrow) and summon the House to order. The Earl of Chatham (1887) by Lord Macaulay—published by Cassell and Company—is a trumpet voluntary in hard covers, a blazing oration about the man who could make Parliament sit up, take notes, and reconsider its posture. Here is William Pitt the Elder, the Great Commoner, rendered in Macaulay’s famously high-octane prose: sentences that stride like grenadiers, paragraphs that campaign like armies, and footnotes that could win a minor skirmish unaided. Macaulay doesn’t so much write history as stage it. Expect chandeliers to tremble, dispatches to arrive on cue, and metaphors to march in fours. Pitt thunders across the page—part statesman, part weather event—flinging policy like lightning while Britain rearranges the map during the Seven Years’ War and pretends it’s just tidying. Enemies are rebuked, allies rallied, and the nation’s self-esteem—always muscular in Macaulay—achieves a positively athletic glow. If you’ve ever wished a biography would stand at the dispatch box and belt its own theme song, step this way. Inside, you’ll find: Portraiture with a clarion: Pitt as strategist, showman, moralist, and occasional volcano. Grand, polished set pieces where clauses click into place like sabres returning to scabbards. Political scenery in gilt and gunpowder: ministries that lift and fall like stage machinery, triumphs framed in curtain calls. The Macaulay Method™—an irresistible cocktail of certainty, cadence, and quotability that leaves you slightly taller than when you started. This isn’t cool, archival dissection; it’s eloquence at full steam, perfectly Victorian and gloriously sure of itself. Even when Macaulay over-illuminates the hero, you forgive him—because the light is so flattering and the sentences pay for their own fireworks. Along the way, the 18th century obligingly becomes a moral theatre: wars acquire choreography, debates develop plot arcs, and the reader—yes, you—emerges with opinions, many of them sonorous. Why this copy? It strides onto your shelf from the refreshingly blunt emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Good—which here means upright, readable, and handsomely seasoned. The binding holds like a firm handshake; the pages are legible without resort to opera glasses; any shelf-wear is the dignified kind that suggests prior owners also enjoyed thunderous rhetoric with their tea. Vital stats for the historically inclined (and theatrically susceptible): Title: The Earl of Chatham Author: Lord Macaulay Publisher: Cassell and Company, 1887 ISBN: none (older than numbers with delusions of grandeur) Condition: Good (sound, civil, and ready to declaim) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name slouches; the stock stands to attention. Buy it for the voice; keep it for the velocity. This is biography as fanfare, politics rendered in capitals and italics, a reminder that once upon a time statesmen spoke like cathedral bells and historians answered back in kind. Open at random, and you’ll hear the benches murmur, the galleries hush, and the Great Commoner clear his throat. History doesn’t just happen here; it announces itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4760/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-earl-of-chatham-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4759 The Bugatto Book by Barry Eaglesfield Slip on your driving gloves, adjust your goggles to “glamour,” and set your ears for the melodious whirr of precision engineering. The Bugatto Book (1960) by Barry Eaglesfield—from the ever-octane Motor Racing Publications—is the sort of volume that parks itself on your coffee table and immediately starts leaving elegant oil spots of history on your imagination. It’s a brisk tour through the temple of pre- and inter-war motoring excellence, conducted by a guide who can identify a crankshaft by its shadow and a coachbuilder by the way the door politely clicks shut. Call it a handbook, a hymn book, or a blue-blooded field manual—it’s all three. Eaglesfield assembles race reports, model notes, workshop wisdom, and period photographs with the calm confidence of someone who has been within conversational distance of a straight-eight at full song. Expect Type numbers that read like secret society ranks, spec sheets that gleam like polished alloy, and anecdotes that smell faintly of Castrol and victory wreaths. You’ll browse a page “for a minute,” surface forty minutes later, and find you’ve acquired opinions about superchargers, brake drums, and why the right curve is a moral decision. Inside, the delights idle smoothly: A lineage of legends from svelte sports to aristocratic grand tourers, mapped with the neatness of a pit board. Workshop morsels: tolerances, tweakery, and the kind of practical lore that implies you could rebuild a carb in a dinner jacket (do not test this). Circuit cameos and hillclimb gossip, where the cars are characters and the drivers merely translators. Period photography that catches light on louvers and hub nuts like jewelry with an alibi. Eaglesfield writes with mechanic’s clarity and historian’s tact—no purple fog, just the sweet, factual perfume of machinery done properly. There’s reverence, yes, but also the sly understanding that perfection is a moving target best pursued at unreasonable speeds, preferably to the applause of French hedgerows. Why this copy? It pulls into the paddock courtesy of the magnificently plain-spoken dealership Crappy Old Books, wearing the livery Condition: Good. Translation: sound binding, tidy pages, some honest shelf patina—the paperback equivalent of a car that starts on the button, idles like a purring diplomat, and bears a couple of stone chips as medals. No concours fussing; just integrity, charm, and the right sort of smell. Vital stats for your glovebox log: Title: The Bugatto Book Author: Barry Eaglesfield Publisher: Motor Racing Publications, 1960 ISBN: none (it prefers to be known by reputation) Condition: Good (straight, clean, delightfully unprecious) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—a name with the handbrake on, stock with the revs up. Buy it for the lore; keep it for the tone—that elegant, lightly oil-stained assurance that engineering can be art and art can lap the competition before lunch. After a few chapters you’ll find yourself inspecting bonnet straps for moral fibre, pronouncing “coachwork” like a benediction, and plotting detours that exist purely to align your life with a perfect apex. If enthusiasm had a workshop manual, it would look very much like this. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4759/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bugatti-book-sep-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Motor Racing Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4758 Underground Heritage by Antony Badsey-Ellis Mind the gap between nostalgia and good sense. Underground Heritage (2012) by Antony Badsey-Ellis (Capital Transport) slips down the escalator with a clipboard and a twinkle, cataloguing the strange, beautiful afterlife of London’s most famous subterranean labyrinth. Think of it as a guided tour by someone who can talk tiles and tunnels with equal charm—an inventory of wonders that begins with a roundel and ends with a perfectly sensible obsession. This is the Tube not as commute but as cathedral, palimpsest, and industrial ballet. Platforms behave like galleries. Vent shafts become plot points. A font choice triggers emotion. You’ll bump into oxblood façades that wear the city like velvet, book a front-row seat for glazed tiling that could moonlight as abstract art, and learn why a simple band of color around a tunnel is the difference between “late for work” and “living here now.” It’s heritage with a hard hat: affectionate, exact, and just snarky enough to admit that not every modernization was an improvement (looking at you, beige). Inside, expect: Station personalities—the dapper ones, the drama queens, the stoics with perfect brickwork. Design breadcrumbs—tiles that point the way before the signage does, patterns that once whispered “this is your stop.” Hidden mechanics—substations, cross passages, and other backstage miracles that keep the whole opera humming. A polite duel between preservation and progress: when to polish, when to patina, when to say “absolutely not” to another drop ceiling. Photographic calm that lets masonry, metalwork, and light do all the talking while your inner archivist takes dictation. Badsey-Ellis is that rare transport historian who can count rivets without making you feel riveted to your chair. He files the facts, then steps aside so the architecture can deliver its testimony: Leslie-Greenish glamour, post-war pragmatism, future-minded fixes that learned to share a corridor with the past. The result is a book that proves heritage is not a museum thing; it’s the daily choreography of entrances, tunnels, and echoes—plus the occasional very opinionated roundel. Why this copy? It surfaces from the candidly named but surprisingly classy emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: As New. Translation: crisp, glossy, unruffled—like a freshly polished enamel nameboard. The spine is as uncreased as a brand-new ticket, the pages as clean as a just-opened station at 5 a.m., and the cover gleams with the smug assurance of well-kept ceramic. Vital stats for the anorak with taste: Title: Underground Heritage Author: Antony Badsey-Ellis Publisher: Capital Transport, 2012 ISBN: 9781854143600 Condition: As New (archivally spry; no ghost of spilled tea) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name shrugs; the stock curtsies. Buy it for the photographs and facts; keep it for the way it re-enchants your commute. After a few chapters you’ll start nodding respectfully at ventilation grilles, greeting tiling schemes like old friends, and feeling a tiny pang when a lovely cornice disappears behind progress. Consider this your portable conservation officer: firm, fair, and faintly romantic—always ready to say, “Yes, you can modernise, but take that handrail’s feelings into account.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4758/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/undergroun-heritage-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capital Transport 9781854143600 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4757 The Later Years of Metropolitan Steam by HC Casserley Polish your spectacles, warm your hands over an imaginary firebox, and prepare to hear Britain exhale in soot-scented sentences. The Later Years of Metropolitan Steam (1979) by H. C. Casserley is the elegiac encore of London’s iron lungs—the last proud wheezes, the dignified goodbyes, and the parting shots of steam in a city already rehearsing for electrified modernity. Casserley, camera in one hand and timetable in the other, conducts a slow, stately tour down platforms where the air still tastes of cinders and yesterday’s newspapers flutter like startled pigeons. This isn’t just a photo album; it’s a farewell diary—meticulously captioned, quietly witty, and so crisply observed you can count the rivets without being told you’re counting rivets. Expect depot dusk-light, terminus drama, suburban workhorses that knew every inch of their drudgery, and the grand old performers taking their final bows beneath iron-and-glass cathedrals. If you’ve ever felt your pulse sync to a two-cylinder heartbeat, you’ll find yourself nodding in time. Inside, you’ll encounter: Stations as theatres, with canopies for proscenium arches and signal gantries doing semaphore Shakespeare. Engines staging their last hurrahs—not tragic, just magnificently tired and still strangely proud. Lineside vignettes: milk churns, porters with untouchable hats, and the eternal rattle of tea in railway cups. Casserley’s captions that smuggle in whole histories between loco numbers and departure boards—dry, exact, and human. What makes Casserley irresistible is his calm refusal to lecture. He shows, dates, identifies, then steps back and lets the steam make its own case. You’re left with the distinct feeling that modernity may be efficient, but steam had better posture. The book hums with that late-epoch tension: the next train is smoother, sleeker, swifter—and somehow less like a friend. Why this copy? It rolls in from the gloriously blunt emporium Crappy Old Books in Condition: Near Fine—which here means the pages are as crisp as fresh route cards, the spine square enough to marshal a branch line, and the jacket (if present) more “museum hush” than “shed grime.” It’s the kind of copy you can open flat without hearing ominous creaks or the ghostly complaint of a guard’s whistle. Vital stats for the footplate romantic: Title: The Later Years of Metropolitan Steam Author: H. C. Casserley Publisher: Bradford Barton Ltd, 1979 ISBN: 0851533272 Condition: Near Fine (clean, tight, minimal shelf-whisper) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name cheerfully off the rails; the stock staunchly on time. Buy it for the photographs; keep it for the after-sound—that quiet ring in the air once a locomotive departs and the station remembers itself. Casserley captures the moment London shook hands with its past, tipped the driver, and stepped aboard the future—glancing back, of course, to watch the last steam trail fold into the sky like a signature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4757/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-later-years-of-metropolitan-steam-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bradford Barton Ltd 9780851533278 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4756 The Crimes of Jack the Ripper by Paul Roland Sharpen your deerstalker, polish your magnifying glass, and prepare to stroll into Victorian London where the fog has opinions and the newspapers are already three steps ahead of the facts. The Crimes of Jack the Ripper (2018) by Paul Roland—from Arcturus—is a brisk, engaging tour through the alleyways of myth, clue, and morality play, led by a narrator who knows when to stick to the evidence and when to raise an eyebrow at the melodrama. It’s the rare Ripper book that tidies the table before it sets out the knives. Roland’s method is admirably unsentimental: he files the folklore, indexes the sources, and gently deflates a century of pub-theory with timelines, contemporary testimony, press coverage, police memoranda, and the odd cartographic reality check. Expect a steady march through the canonical cases, a clear delineation of suspects (from plausible to “Victorian fan fiction”), and a sober look at the city that manufactured both the crimes and the legend. The result is less ghost train, more museum curator with a dry wit, which is exactly what this topic needed after so many midnight tours. Inside, you’ll find: Clean, chronological case summaries that separate what was reported from what was embellished at 2 a.m. Context that matters: policing limits, geography, class dynamics, and street-level logistics that blow away the romantic fog. Suspect profiles arranged by evidential weight rather than tabloid charisma. (A revolutionary concept, apparently.) Myth-busting sidebars—the persistent rumours that won’t die, and the footnotes that kindly show them the door. A tone that says “let’s be grown-ups about this” while still letting the reader enjoy a good detective’s-eye panorama of 1888. Roland isn’t out to crown a culprit so much as to audit a legend. That makes this an ideal starting point for newcomers and a pleasantly deflationary refresher for veterans who’ve been over the cobbles too many times. The book respects the victims, interrogates the sources, and keeps the theatrics where they belong: in the period headlines. Why this copy? It arrives courtesy of the gloriously literal emporium Crappy Old Books, in Condition: As New—which here means the spine is as uncreased as a fresh warrant, the pages as crisp as a newly folded broadsheet, and the cover as glossy as a gaslamp reflection after rain. In other words, no midnight dog-ears, no pencil conspiracies in the margins, no evidence of prior sleuthing. A crime book with no previous convictions. Vital stats for the armchair inspector: Title: The Crimes of Jack the Ripper Author: Paul Roland Publisher: Arcturus, 2018 ISBN: 9781788280105 Condition: As New (immaculate; positively alibied) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name confesses; the stock is suspiciously excellent. Buy it for the clarity; keep it for the sanity. This is the version of the story that lets the archive speak above the anecdotes, that maps streets instead of moods, and that treats speculation as a spice, not a main course. Pour a sensible cup of tea, open to the timelines, and prepare for the most radical twist of all: evidence that adds up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4756/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-crimes-of-jack-the-ripper-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arcturus 9781788280105 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4754 The Civil War Digest by Ralph Newman and EB Long Raise the curtain on bugles, brogans, and bibliographic bravado. The Civil War Digest (1960) by Ralph Newman and E. B. Long (those two indefatigable archivists of smoke and consequence) is the stout field guide to America’s most argued-over campfire. Published by Grosset and Dunlap, it’s the sort of volume that smells faintly of library paste and powder smoke, and proceeds—politely, decisively—to march you from opening volley to after-action report without once losing step or hat. A “digest,” yes—but not a thin gruel. Think rations for the mind: compact, calorific, and capable of powering spirited conversation all the way from Bull Run to Appomattox. Newman and Long roll out battles, biographies, dispatches, and delicious miscellany with the brisk confidence of men who have seen more archives than sunsets. The result is a persuasive parade of who did what, where, when, and with which remarkably stubborn logistics, arranged so even the most map-averse reader can navigate without a staff officer. What’s inside the knapsack: Battle snapshots presented with a quartermaster’s discipline: dates, places, consequences, and a sly wink at the fog of war. Profiles of principals—generals with theatrical whiskers, politicians with pocket constitutions, and soldiers who wrote letters that still smoulder. Curated curios: the war’s oddities, side-notes, and footnotes that escaped their footnotes. A sense of scale that flips from grand strategy to muddy boot in half a page, then back again without spilling your coffee. And because presentation matters: this copy arrives with its dust jacket intact—that handsome paper uniform which has survived the decades with only a couple of cellotape repairs (period-correct battlefield surgery), otherwise in good condition. Think of it as patina with a job to do. The book beneath is Condition: Good—square, sound, ready for bivouac on your bedside table and inspection by any passing historian. Vital stats for your orderly room: Title: The Civil War Digest Authors: Ralph Newman & E. B. Long Publisher: Grosset and Dunlap, 1960 ISBN: none (like a decent drummer boy, it answers to its name) Condition: Good, with dust jacket (a couple of cellotape repairs, but presentable and proud) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—where the name is self-deprecating and the stock insists on standing to attention. Why buy it now? Because this is the portable battlefield companion you consult when a map bristles with arrows and your brain requests a summary, a quotation, and a firm decision on which ridge mattered. It’s the book that keeps the war legible and human, that remembers the weather and the railheads, and that understands how a letter home can tilt a nation’s heart. Slide it onto the shelf between the grand narratives and the regimental histories; it will introduce them to each other, make them get along, and call roll at dawn. Carry it, quote it, argue with it—then put it back in its jacket like the gentleman you are. History, tidied but lively. March on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4754/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-civil-war-digest-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grosset and Dunlap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4753 A Passage to India by EM Forster Dust off your pith helmet and your subtlest eyebrow. A Passage to India (1961) by E. M. Forster—here in its Penguin Modern Classics livery—is the polite tea party where the table legs wobble, the napkins catch fire, and everyone keeps insisting it’s all quite fine actually. It’s the English novel that saunters into empire’s drawing room, opens a window, and lets in the awkward breeze of humanity. Caves echo. Bridges tremble. Friendships perform difficult yoga across cultural fault lines. And somewhere, a magistrate is trying to keep his moustache from testifying. Forster’s prose is dry enough to be flammable, and yet full of warmth—paradoxical in the best possible way. He invites you on a journey that pretends to be about sightseeing and turns out to be about everything else: belonging, misunderstanding, hospitality, pride, the shape of silence, and that fragile thread that sometimes connects people who are not supposed to connect. Dr. Aziz strides in with wit and wounded dignity; Mrs. Moore hears the universe clear its throat; Adela listens to her nerves; and the landscape itself develops opinions. The result is a civilised skirmish between hope and habit, conducted in sentences so poised they could balance a teacup on their heads. This 1961 Penguin edition carries the cool authority of a paperback that’s seen a few train tables and still knows where the moral centre is. The pages feel like they’ve absorbed a little monsoon and a great deal of common sense. If you’ve ever wondered how a single echo can take the starch out of an empire, Forster has prepared a demonstration with diagrams invisible to the eye but vivid to the mind. What’s inside, besides the occasional cosmic hum: A comedy of manners that keeps apologising while it undoes the furniture. A trial scene where language and certainty both sweat through their collars. Landscapes that aren’t backdrops but protagonists with weather. The timeless query: “Can we be friends?” answered, as always, with “It depends on the map.” Why this copy? It arrives via the gloriously frank emporium Crappy Old Books, bearing the proud pennant Condition: Good. By “Good,” we mean honest. Sound binding, readable pages, a cover that has suffered no scandals—merely the elegant mileage of a novel that knows how trains and tempers behave. It’s the kind of copy that leans companionably in your bag and never sheds confetti at inopportune moments. Vital stats for the quietly shrewd collector: Title: A Passage to India Author: E. M. Forster Edition: Penguin Modern Classics (1961) ISBN: none (so modern it refuses to be numbered) Condition: Good (spry, respectable, not remotely colonial about its corners) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name is self-deprecating, the stock stubbornly literate. Buy it for the canon; keep it for the conversation. This is the rare classic that feels like a handshake—firm, questioning, perhaps a little too revealing—and then somehow becomes a map. Take the passage. Mind the echo. Write home only if you must. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4753/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-passage-to-india-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4751 Physics - GCE O-Level Passbook by BP Brindle Sharpen your HB, dust off your slide rule, and prepare to revise like it’s 1976 and the electron has just been introduced to polite society. Physics – GCE O-Level Passbook (1976) by B. P. Brindle (Key Facts) is the compact, slightly stern tutor who turns up five minutes early, brings its own chalk, and proceeds to explain the universe on a single side of A5 if you’d only stop fidgeting. It’s the distilled essence of mid-century British science education: brisk, unflappable, and absolutely certain that a neat free-body diagram can fix your life. Inside, you’ll find the holy trinity of school-physics comfort food—forces, fields, and formulas—served in the brisk, bullet-proof style of the Key Facts series. No fluff. No TED Talk. Just tidy snippets, pithy derivations, and the occasional diagram that looks like it could discipline a misbehaving pendulum by glare alone. Heat makes sense. Light behaves itself (mostly). Electricity stops being witchcraft and starts being arithmetic. Even the terrifying moments and momentum behave, lined up like prefects outside the lab. This Passbook is revision in its purest, carbon-papered form: Concise laws, constants, and definitions that snap satisfyingly into place. Worked examples that seem easy until you realise the trick was algebra. Exam-style questions that smell faintly of graph paper and moral rectitude. Occasional vintage phrasing that makes you want to salute Ohm and underline things twice. Why this copy? It comes via the disarmingly honest purveyor Crappy Old Books, which assures you that Condition: Fair means exactly that: perfectly readable, structurally sound, cosmetically… experienced. Expect a copy that has seen a desk or three, possibly auditioned as a coaster for a tepid school-canteen tea, and survived with the stoicism of a galvanised nail. The pages still carry that faint scholastic aura—chalk dust, ruled margins, the distant echo of someone being told to “show your workings.” Vital stats for the shelf-proud and exam-scarred alike: Title: Physics – GCE O-Level Passbook Author: B. P. Brindle Series: Key Facts Year: 1976 ISBN: 085047907X Condition: Fair (earnest, intact, unvain) Vendor: Crappy Old Books—the name is blunt, the stock surprisingly not. Buy it for the nostalgia, keep it for the lab-coat authority. This little volume will sit on your shelf like a miniature Van de Graaff of confidence, humming with the quiet promise that the world still bows to equations, rulers, and good sense. And if you’re not revising for an O-Level? Consider it a pocket-sized time machine: flip it open and you’re back in the lab, striking a match under a test tube while a teacher says, “Mind your units.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4751/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/physics-gce-o-level-passbook-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Key Facts 9780850479072 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4750 London Trolleybus Chronology 1931-62 by Mick Webber Step aboard for a delightfully electric ramble through London’s not-quite-forgotten future. London Trolleybus Chronology 1931–62 (1997) by Mick Webber (Ian Allan) is the sort of book that whispers, “I know exactly which wire you’re thinking of,” and then produces an impeccably dated entry to prove it. It’s a love letter to an age when buses hummed, poles grazed the sky, and the biggest drama on the commute was a dewirement and a conductor with opinions. This is a chronology with personality: neat, clipped, and satisfyingly precise—like a timetable that actually kept its promises. From first sparks to final bow-out, it traces the city’s trolleybus era with anorak-pleasing focus and just enough nostalgia to make you look up at modern streets and imagine the quiet fizz overhead. It’s London transport history with the receipts, the routes, and the rhythm of a capital learning to glide. Why this copy? Because it comes from the charmingly frank emporium known as Crappy Old Books, where truth in advertising meets good taste in stock. Condition: Very Good—which here translates to “handled with care, not with a ham sandwich.” The sort of copy you could read on a bus (electric or otherwise) without fretting about the corners, then place on your shelf with a prim little smile. What you’ll get (besides bragging rights): A date-by-date, line-by-line odyssey through three decades of quietly heroic current. The rise, shine, and graceful switch-off of London’s wired workhorses. Enough chronological precision to satisfy the inner scheduler and annoy your least punctual friend. The irresistible urge to say “depot” more often than society strictly requires. Vital stats for the collectorly inclined: Author: Mick Webber Publisher: Ian Allan, 1997 Title: London Trolleybus Chronology 1931–62 ISBN: 9780711025288 Condition: Very Good (the dignified middle ground between “mint” and “left on the parcel shelf of a Mk I Cortina”) Provenance: Crappy Old Books—because honesty is refreshing and the stock is better than the name. Buy it for the dates, keep it for the daydreams: a softly sizzling tour of London’s overhead age, captured in compact, chronological splendour. Plug in your curiosity, mind the poles, and enjoy the ride. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4750/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-trolleybus-chronology-1931-1962-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allan 9780711025288 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4749 Vintage and Thoroughbred Cars by Richard C Wheatley Vintage and Thoroughbred Cars (1960) — Richard C. Wheatley B. T. Batsford Ltd • ISBN: none • Condition: Good • Offered by Crappy Old Books Here is the handbook for people who think a bonnet strap is a personality trait. Richard C. Wheatley’s Vintage and Thoroughbred Cars (1960) is the civilised clink of spanners in print, a book that polishes its own adjectives and then asks if you’ve considered a slightly taller tyre. It’s the era when cars were not “platforms” but temperamental aristocrats: big-chested radiators, coachwork with cheekbones, and mascots pointing confidently at the horizon as if the map were optional. Wheatley writes like a club secretary who has seen things—quietly amused, technically alert, and unable to resist a well-bred torque figure. He strolls through the paddock of the great and the gloriously fussy: Bentleys that consider hills a personal affront, Bugattis with nerves of piano wire, Lagondas with unembarrassed lung capacity, Alvis with sly engineering, and a supporting cast of Rileys, Talbots, and other cars that pronounce “sports” with an extra syllable. Expect crisp descriptions of triple carburettors that have never quite forgiven modernity, magnetos that demand both respect and biscuits, and gearboxes that prefer conversation to force. Illustrations and photographs appear like old family portraits—everyone upright, impeccably lit, slightly surprised by electricity. The captions are modest, the knowledge unfussy, the opinions just tart enough to be useful. You’ll find the taxonomy of “vintage,” “post-vintage,” and “thoroughbred” laid out with the calm of a librarian who can also heel-and-toe. There’s advice on maintenance that treats oil as a love language and an unspoken faith that a well-timed decoke can improve one’s character. Condition: Good—by which we mean the book has done some dignified mileage. The binding is straighter than a concours judge’s tie; the pages are clean with the light, even toning of a well-rested tweed jacket; the cover shows honest shelfwear—the kind you’d call patina if it were a bonnet. If a dust jacket is present, it has learned the ancient art of surviving bookcases; if not, the boards carry themselves like a chassis without a body: unadorned, structurally sound, and faintly heroic. No ISBN, of course—1960 was that marvellous, pre-bureaucratic era when books entered society the way a W. O. Bentley entered Brooklands: with confidence and a loud opinion on bearings. Because this specimen comes to you from Crappy Old Books, rest assured we have not subjected it to a “book spa,” aromatherapy, or an inspirational-bookmark incident. We admired the typography, saluted the diagrams, and left its history intact. There may be a faint bouquet of library, linen cupboard, and distant garage—proof that the volume has lived where conversation and machinery overlap. Read a chapter and you will begin assigning coachbuilders to ordinary objects. Read two and you’ll worry about the camber of your hallway rug. By the third, you will have developed views on the correct diameter of a steering wheel for one’s moral development. Wheatley is that persuasive: you don’t so much finish the book as you throttle back gently and check your plugs. File under mechanical manners, pre-war poise, how to speak carburettor in public. Park it next to your rally badges, a pencil that always needs sharpening, and a free afternoon for contemplating axle ratios. When someone asks why you’re smiling at a drawing of a crossflow head, say the obvious: because elegance, when properly lubricated, still outruns fashion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4749/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vintage-and-thoroughbred-cars-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4748 Titanic - Amazing and Extraordinary Facts by Stuart Robertson Titanic — Amazing and Extraordinary Facts (2012) — Stuart Robertson David & Charles • ISBN: 9781446301944 • Condition: As New • Offered by Crappy Old Books Unsinkable trivia, now with better manners. Stuart Robertson’s Titanic — Amazing and Extraordinary Facts is the pocket-sized iceberg of a book that looks small, politely nods, and then proceeds to hoist up an entire ship’s worth of curios, coincidences, design flourishes, menu items, and “wait, really?” moments. It’s the neat companion for anyone who enjoys history served as tapas: dozens of morsels, each delicious, none requiring a lifejacket. Inside you’ll find the ship built like a palace and marketed like a miracle, with carpets that had opinions, cutlery that could pass inspection, and bathtubs that moonlighted as social status. There are details about lifeboats (too few), deckchairs (too many metaphors), and wireless messages (some heeded, some filed under “later”). Expect cameo appearances by millionaires with monogrammed anxieties, emigrants with astonishing optimism, and crew who could fold a napkin into maritime origami between drills. Robertson drops the good stuff: the curious omens, the wrong turns, the right people in the wrong corridors, and the way the band accidentally became the world’s most solemn soundtrack. The tone? Breezy but careful—like a well-tailored steward sliding a fact onto your plate and saying, “A little something to go with your sense of disbelief.” You’ll get mini-profiles of notable passengers, sly peeks into Edwardian logistics (how to feed a floating town), and the unlikely afterlives of crockery, postcards, and legend. It’s not a doorstop history; it’s the sharp, fascinating footnote collection that turns you into the person who can’t sit through a Titanic documentary without saying, “Actually…” Condition: As New, which in our world means: time apparently forgot to turn the pages. The spine is pristine, the corners are unbruised, and the cover looks like it just left the printer with a packed lunch and a note from its mum. If this book has been read, it learned how to do so without creasing anything—Edwardian standards of deportment applied to modern paper. At Crappy Old Books, we take pride in offering immaculate artefacts with unserious grins. We did not press flowers in it. We did not scrawl “draw me like one of your French books” on the flyleaf. We simply admired its crispness, checked it for the usual nautical nonsense (none present), and decided it deserves an upgrade from “As New” to “Frankly Showing Off.” Read it and discover that the Titanic is not just a shipwreck; it’s a cultural reef—every diver finds a new souvenir fact: the odd brand of champagne, the bureaucratic decision that aged like milk, the dog that travelled better than most of us. Close the covers and you’ll carry a pocketful of well-polished gems: the kind you can deploy at dinner to impress, distract, or gently win an argument about lifeboat capacity. File under maritime minutiae, myth maintenance, polite astonishment. Place beside your atlas, your stopwatch, and your belief that good writing can still rescue us from bad outcomes. And when someone asks why you bought another Titanic book, smile and say, “Because legends deserve footnotes—and this one comes As New.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4748/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/titanic-amazing-and-extraordinary-facts-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9781446301944 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4746 Renault by Saint Loup Renault (1957) — Saint Loup The Bodley Head • ISBN: none • Condition: Good • Offered by Crappy Old Books Behold Renault (1957), a brisk, lapel-straightening tour of France’s most industrious national pastime: turning sheet metal and stubborn optimism into cars that refuse to be dull. Saint Loup—whose name sounds like a driver you’d trust in fog—guides you from the cobbles of Billancourt to the wide, rhetorical boulevards of motoring destiny. It’s part company saga, part rolling love letter, with just enough grease under the fingernails to keep it honest. This is the age when a bonnet was a promise and a headlamp wore its own beret. You’ll find factory floors described with the enthusiasm usually reserved for Gothic cathedrals; production lines that move with the choreography of a stern ballet; and cars that seem to shrug in French, then pull off something clever. The early legends rumble past: pragmatic workhorses that hauled a recovering nation, little city cars with big personalities, and the elegant experiment that makes you whisper “ah, that roofline.” Somewhere in these pages a test driver lights another Gauloise (entirely in your imagination), then downshifts into history. Saint Loup writes like a confident raconteur leaning on a wing mirror: crisp, slightly mischievous, and allergic to fuss. There are photographs that look like they were developed in strong tea—factory vistas, heroic badges, coachwork profiles so precise you could shave with them. Expect engineering explained with a raised eyebrow, not a raised voice: torque figures served with a side of philosophy, gear ratios seasoned with civic pride. The subtext is pure post-war bravado: we will make something useful, then we will make it charming, and then we will drive it to lunch. As for Condition: Good, think of it as “well-tempered.” The boards are squared away, the binding is more dependable than a Parisian waiter’s disapproval, and the pages show honest signs of readership—light rubs here, a whisper of toning there, perhaps the faint cologne of old paper and distant petrol. If a dust jacket is present, it has likely learned the delicate art of patina; if not, the book does not apologise and neither should you. No ISBN, of course—this is 1957, the romantic era when books strode into the world without numbers, just posture. Crappy Old Books has done the only sensible thing: refrained from aromatherapy, avoided “book spa” euphemisms, and left all the lived-in dignity intact. We did not iron the pages. We did not feng-shui the endpapers. We admired the typography, nodded at the photos, and decided this volume deserved more than a warehouse shelf and less than a museum: your home. Read it and you’ll start noticing industrial design in the wild: a bridge truss becomes a chassis, a café chair leg looks suspiciously like a control arm. You’ll speculate about gear synchros while waiting for the kettle, and you’ll catch yourself calling a practical solution elegant as though you’re appraising a roof seam. The book has that effect—quietly persuasive, mildly conspiratorial, the literary equivalent of a well-timed double-declutch. File under mechanical romance, continental edition. Park it next to your guide to gares, your atlas with coffee stains, and your fondness for cars that are more character than commodity. And when someone asks why you’re smiling at a photograph of a modest French saloon, say the obvious: because utility, handled with style, is just another word for joy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4746/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/renault-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Bodley Head no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4745 Cars of the 1930s by Michael Sedgwick Cars of the 1930s (1970) — Michael Sedgwick B. T. Batsford Ltd • ISBN: 0713404655 • Condition: Good (Ex-Library) • Offered by Crappy Old Books Put on your best tweed and practise your most knowing nod: Michael Sedgwick is about to take you for a spin through the decade when cars dressed better than their owners. Cars of the 1930s is a guided promenade past Art Deco grilles, streamlining that genuinely believed in the future, and coachwork so elegant it should come with a chaperone. Sedgwick—calm, crisp, and politely authoritative—maps the era in which running boards were not ironic and door handles sometimes opened the wrong way on purpose, just to test your courage. Expect appearances from the grandees and the heartbreakers: Bugatti Type 57 gliding like a dragonfly in a dinner jacket; Cord 810/812 showing off its hidden headlights with a conspiratorial wink; Talbot-Lago doing teardrops as if gravity is simply a rumour; Bentley being Bentley (stout of heart, quietly immodest); Packard and Auburn looking like they own the hotel, because they do; and the humble heroes—Austin Seven, Morris Eight, and Ford V-8—keeping the nation mobile while the posher set flirted with superchargers. There’s the Traction Avant turning front-wheel drive into cocktail conversation and the Mercedes 540K reminding everyone that excess can be exquisitely engineered. Sedgwick’s captions are gently dry, the photographs handsomely sober, and the technical bits pleasingly unflustered—compression ratios and coachbuilders presented with the bedside manner of a kindly curator. It’s the 1930s without the sepia hangover: bright, mechanical, and just a touch theatrical, as if every bonnet conceals a tuxedo. Now, about the Condition: Good (Ex-Library) part. This copy has lived an honest, municipal life. It has done time on the open shelves, learned to queue, and bears the faint tattoos of institutional affection: a cancelled stamp here, the shadow of a lending slip there, perhaps a catalogue number whispering down the spine. The boards are straight, the binding is stout, and the pages—still bright enough to outshine a foggy morning—may show the sort of well-mannered wear that comes from being consulted rather than merely owned. A hint of archival perfume (paper, paste, and a distant echo of furniture polish) may be present. In short: worked for a living; never phoned it in. Crappy Old Books has done precisely what the situation demands: no “book spa,” no essential oils, no bullet-journal bookmarks. We’ve brushed off the dust of civic duty, saluted the date-due card like a campaign medal, and left the Mylar-crinkle memories intact. This is a survivor—a motoring title that has actually motored, checking out and returning, like a responsible Riley. Inside, the 1930s unrolls like a well-paved B-road at dusk. You’ll see streamline fantasies that almost outran their accountants, dashboards that were unabashedly furniture, and paint colours named after aspirations (Lagoon, Ivory, Something Improbably Blue). Semaphores flick out with polite determination; spare wheels pose rakishly; mascots lead with their chins. Sedgwick keeps it all in order: the who-built-what, the why-it-mattered, the subtle distinction between “swept tail” and “please stop showing off.” This is a book for anyone who has ever slowed down to admire a crease in a wing, believed that a proper bonnet can also be a horizon, or suspected that the world lost something when trafficators gave way to indicators that do not click. Read it at your desk and suddenly your stapler looks under-chromed. Read it on the bus and you’ll start assigning coachbuilders to fellow passengers. Read it in the garage and the spanners will sit up straighter. Adopt this veteran of the public stacks and give it a quieter home. Park it on your shelf at a jaunty angle. When friends ask why you’re smiling at a photograph of a Delahaye, you can say—with all the weary glamour of the pre-war motorist—“Because some lines don’t need wind tunnels, they just need nerve.” And if they raise an eyebrow at the library stamps, tell them the truth: provenance is the new patina. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4745/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cars-of-the-1930s-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd 9780713404654 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4744 London Transport Bus Garages Since 1945 by J Joyce London Transport Bus Garages Since 1945 (1988) — J. Joyce Ian Allan • ISBN: 9780711018020 • Condition: Good • Offered by Crappy Old Books At last: a love letter to the big sheds where London’s buses sleep, sulk, and get their oil changed. J. Joyce’s London Transport Bus Garages Since 1945 is the field guide you didn’t know you needed—unless you’ve ever whispered “Stockwell” like a prayer or identified “S,” “SW,” and “W” as more than just letters but minor deities in the pantheon of depot codes. Published in 1988, this is a tour of the city’s post-war sanctuaries of steel and timetables—the barns of bureaucracy where Routemasters lined up like red-coated guardsmen and RFs tried not to drip on the inspectors’ shoes. Here, arches become cathedrals, saw-tooth roofs admit the judgmental light of a London morning, and inspection pits get the reverence usually reserved for archaeological digs. If you’ve ever admired Hackney (CT) for its quiet heroism or admired the cavernous bravado of Stockwell, this book is your backstage pass to the greatest long-running ensemble performance in transport history. Joyce writes like a patient stationmaster explaining the rules of cricket: calmly, with sly amusement, and an eye for the eccentric. Wartime improvisations, post-war rebuilds, closures that made enthusiasts sigh into their ticket punchers—he’s got them all. Expect crisp photos of architectural oddities, depot forecourts that deserve preservation orders, and the sort of caption that casually reveals why a particular wash bay changed in 1957 (and why that was absolutely everything). You’ll learn which garages wore their concrete like a uniform, which ones flirted with brickwork, and how London managed to make “bus maintenance” sound like a lifestyle choice. “Condition: Good,” you ask? Quite. That means this copy has been read by someone with cleanish hands and proper respect for margin integrity. The spine is confident, the pages are obedient, and any edgewear looks like an honest day’s work rather than a bar fight. There may be a faint eau de archive: diesel daydreams layered over filing-cabinet cologne—the authentic fragrance of transport history. In short, you’ll turn pages without feeling you’re committing a crime. Inside, the years parade by: the tidy retreat of trolleybus wires, the glory-days choreography of Routemasters coming and going with a conductor’s bell and a shrug; the slow, dignified arrival of modernity with its fluorescent lighting and its “please do not” signage. It’s less about buses than about the city that needed them—how London tucked its mechanical heartbeats into hidden courtyards and monumental hangars, then kept the whole rumbling ballet on the road, day after day, rain after rain. There are route boards, allocation tables, and architectural quirks that make you wonder if someone slipped Art Deco into the tea. And because this comes to you from Crappy Old Books, we’ve done the sensible thing: no re-laminating, no over-eager ‘book spa’ treatment, no inspirational quotes inserted as bookmarks. We simply found a Good copy, smiled at its quiet competence, and decided it deserved another turn around the block. Think of it as a preserved RM—no chrome overkill, just original parts, lovingly roadworthy. File it under: industrial romance, urban archaeology, things you notice when the bus is late. Read it on a Sunday, then go for a walk and glimpse a depot wall and mutter, “Ah yes, post-war truss work,” as if you’ve always been this person. Because after Joyce, you sort of are. Buy it, park it on your shelf, and let it honk gently at your better instincts: mind the gap, mind the details, and please alight via the rear platform of memory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4744/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-transport-bus-garages-since-1948-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allan 9780711018020 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4740 Alcestis by Euripides Alcestis (1957) by Euripides Macmillan ISBN: None (because tragedy didn’t need a barcode—just a chorus, a god or two, and a large supply of anguish). Condition: Good (and in the Crappy Old Books glossary, “Good” means the copy has endured sixty-odd years of classrooms and bookshelves without being carried off by Death himself). Euripides’ Alcestis is a play that refuses to sit neatly in any box. Comedy? Tragedy? Tragicomedy with awkward silences? All of the above. The plot goes something like this: King Admetus is doomed to die, but thanks to a cosmic loophole, someone else can volunteer to take his place. Enter Alcestis, his devoted wife, who nobly sacrifices herself so hubby can keep breathing. Cue mourning, despair, and the sense that maybe Admetus should have thought this through. But wait—Heracles arrives! Yes, the lion-slayer, the barrel-chested demigod, who crashes the funeral like an over-enthusiastic guest and wrestles Death to win Alcestis back. The result: a play that veers from solemn dirge to awkward banter to miraculous reunion, leaving audiences unsure whether to sob, cheer, or demand their drachma back. This sturdy 1957 Macmillan edition offers the Greek text with notes, vocab help, and the faint smell of old lecture halls. It’s part survival manual for classics students, part invitation to watch Euripides at his most mischievous and humane. Inside you’ll find: Alcestis, the original “ride-or-die” wife (emphasis on die). Admetus, proving that even in 438 BC men were terrible at gratitude. Heracles, comic relief with a side of divine muscle. A chorus that tries, with mixed success, to make sense of it all. Perfect for: Readers who like their Greek drama with a shot of absurdity. Collectors who cherish Macmillan’s rock-solid school editions—practical, enduring, and slightly intimidating. Anyone who wants to see how Euripides could turn grief into theatre that’s equal parts moving and perplexing. At Crappy Old Books, we present this copy in Good condition: no tears, no missing strophes, and only the kind of wear that proves it has already survived more than one tragic syllabus. Think of it as a ticket to a 2,400-year-old play that still can’t decide whether it’s breaking your heart or tickling your ribs. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4740/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/euripides-2-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4735 The Story of Pallas by Bertha Tilly The Story of Pallas (1961) Bertha Tilly • Cambridge Elementary Classics ISBN: — • Condition: Very Good Sold by: Crappy Old Books Crack the covers and out swoops an owl. Not literally (health & safety), but Bertha Tilly’s spry little classic makes Pallas Athena—goddess of wisdom, craft, and the good kind of mischief—feel as alive as a bell in a marble temple. Written for bright young minds (and secretly for curious grown-ups), this Cambridge Elementary Classics volume is the kind of book that slips Greek myth into your brain so gently you don’t notice until you’re suddenly quoting epithets at breakfast. Tilly keeps the prose clean and quick while letting the stories breathe: the clang of the forge, the whisper of olive leaves, the stern glare that turns foolishness to stone. It’s a primer, yes, but also an elegant little time machine—a tour through the moments that made Athena Athena, and the choices that earned her that watchful owl and that impeccable helmet. Inside, you’ll find: A birth like no other: thunder, headache, pop—fully armed reason strides into the world. City smarts: the contest for Athens, with an olive tree that beats a splashy sea-horse any day. Good trouble: heroes guided, monsters solved, and hubris gently (or not so gently) corrected. Needle & shield: crafts and strategy, weaving and war—why wisdom is both thread and spear. Clear signposts: the series’ trademark plain explanations, maps and name guides—the handrails you wish every myth book had. Why it still charms Because it’s friendly without being fluffy. Tilly respects young readers enough to trust them with real stakes and real ideas, then tucks in glossaries, pronunciations and tidy summaries so nobody trips on a dactylic hexameter. It’s classroom-ready, bedtime-safe, and pub-quiz lethal. For readers who: Like their gods clever, not just loud. Want a single, slim volume that explains why owls are academic, spears are symbolic, and olive oil is basically divine Wi-Fi. Appreciate a book that can live in a schoolbag, a satchel, or the pocket of a very serious cardigan. About this copy (Very Good, from Crappy Old Books) Pages clean and bright, binding tight, covers with only light shelf-rubbing—nothing that would faze a goddess who wears bronze. No wild underlining, no sticky lab disasters, just a neatly kept vintage school classic eager to report for duty on your shelf. Adopt The Story of Pallas from Crappy Old Books and keep a little wisdom by the door: one part owl, one part olive, and just enough polished helmet to make your day shine. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. Its a hardback with printed cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4735/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-passas-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge Elemtary Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4733 London Bus and Tram Album by VH Darling Ah, 1962: when telephones had manners, conductors had change, and publishers didn’t bother with ISBNs because civilisation still ran on timetables and tea. This Ian Allan number from V. H. Darling arrives like a well-kept single-decker at dusk—quietly, exactly when you want it, and wearing a coat of mid-century competence. The title? Let’s call it what it is: an elegant slice of early-sixties transport romanticism bound between covers and printed with that crisp, confident gravitas Ian Allan used for things that moved properly. Darling’s lens (and it does feel like a lens, even when the page is text) treats machines as characters and streets as supporting cast. You get the choreography of Britain in motion: the poised pause at the kerb; the slack moment between whistle and whoosh; the unsung poetry of a destination blind or enamel sign holding its nerve in the drizzle. Everything’s composed with the calm assurance of a timetable clerk who moonlights as a poet. Even the margins feel punctual. This is the era before sheen swallowed texture. Metal looks like metal, paint looks like it’s doing a job, and uniforms sit with that squared-off dignity that says “last pressed on a Sunday.” Darling notices the small, generous details—an inspector’s half-smile, a platform porter performing a micro-ballet with a luggage trolley, a road marking pretending to be a staff line for the day’s quiet music. It’s a Britain just modern enough to be efficient and just old enough to be charming, caught in the exact 1/125th of a second where both are true. Ian Allan’s production is the publishing equivalent of a well-oiled hinge: plates that are crisp without boasting, captions that know when to raise an eyebrow, layouts that breathe like a waiting room with the window cracked open. You turn the pages and hear the soft clack of reality—the kind that predates plastic shine and post-everything irony (though we’re supplying a little of that now, gratis). And the ISBN? There isn’t one, because 1962 was built of sturdier stuff: ink, rivets, and institutional fonts that could calm a riot. No barcode, no nonsense—just the quiet authority of “this exists because it ought to,” which is honestly very soothing. Condition: Very Good—the bookish equivalent of a perfectly tuned idle. Corners are crisp like new timetable day; the spine sits straight and sensible; pages turn with the polite hush of a guard closing a door by hand. Expect the faintest whisper of shelf-life (character, not damage), as if it has been rehearsing being a classic and is now ready for opening night. Proudly purveyed by Crappy Old Books—the name’s a wink, the stock’s a treat. Details for your card index: (1962) by V. H. Darling. Publisher: Ian Allan. ISBN: none, with panache. Condition: Very Good. Recommended for readers who like their nostalgia roadworthy, their captions dry, and their history told at a brisk but humane service frequency. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4733/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-bus-and-tram-album-sep-2025.jpg 4.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ian Allan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4731 Streets of London Transport by Mick Webber Streets of London Transport is the sort of book that makes a zebra crossing feel like a catwalk and gives every bus shelter delusions of grandeur. Mick Webber turns pavements into stages, roundels into punctuation, and Routemasters into leading actors with moquette-lined monologues. Page after page, London’s streets pose for the camera—sometimes smudged with drizzle, sometimes squinting into low winter sun—while LT hardware loiters photogenically in the background, pretending it isn’t trying to steal the scene. This isn’t just buses and trains looking handsome (though they do, effortlessly). It’s the choreography of the city itself: a guard half-raising a whistle like a conductor about to cue violins; a driver adjusting a rear-view mirror with the gravitas of a surgeon; commuters performing the ancient ritual of not making eye contact. Street furniture gets its close-up: Johnston type glows with the quiet self-esteem of a font that knows it’s better than your font; enamel signs flirt with poster hoardings; a tired signal box dreams of being a lighthouse. Webber’s captions have the dry snap of a station announcement delivered by someone who’s seen it all and is only slightly amused. He points out the oddities you’d usually miss while rushing for a bus: a preposterously confident traffic island; a staircase pretending it’s a cliff; a queue that could win Best Supporting Cast. If you’ve ever described a junction as “characterful,” this book will make you feel validated and slightly seen. The joy here is how the ordinary gets treated like rare fauna. A 38 to Clapton is photographed as if it’s migrating. A trolleybus wire (RIP) hangs in memory like a celestial washing line. Even the humble ticket machine radiates mid-century charisma, as if it could crush your contactless card with a withering look. Capital Transport prints it all with that archival swagger—crisp plates, elegant layouts—so you can exclaim “oh, there!” every ten pages like an enthusiastic tour guide of your own past. Condition: Good—by which we mean the book has done a few gentle laps around the coffee table, taken a small detour via a bedside stack, and parked up neatly on a shelf. Corners are house-trained, pages ride smoothly, and the spine hums contentedly at idle. Think “nicely run-in Routemaster,” not “last train home after engineering works.” Proudly peddled by Crappy Old Books—the name’s a wink, the stock’s a treat. Bring exact fare (or at least exact ISBN): 9781854144188. Title: Streets of London Transport (2017). Author: Mick Webber. Publisher: Capital Transport. Condition: Good. Mind the gap between expectation and delight; this one happily falls in. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4731/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/streets-of-london-transport-sep-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capital Transport 9781854144188 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4730 Green All Over - Country Buses 1955-1969 by Peter Aves Green All Over is the sort of book that looks at a hedgerow, hears the distant cough of an AEC engine, and politely insists you hop aboard before the conductor rings the bell. Peter Aves steers us through 1955–1969—the last great, green-liveried age when country buses wore mossy hues, timetables were optimistic, and a “request stop” meant you raised a hand like you’d just remembered the milk. It’s nostalgia, yes, but with rubber on the road: rural garages, damp platforms, route blinds promising villages that sound like they were invented by a children’s author with muddy shoes. Expect photographs you can almost smell—wet macs, warm radiators, and that metallic whiff of ticket punches—plus captions that gently remind you the countryside wasn’t all cream teas and corrugated shelters. The drivers look stoic, the conductors look brisk, and the buses… well, the buses look gloriously green, as if they’d rolled out of the hedges fully formed. There’s depot lore, route drift, and the steady tick of modernity arriving late and slightly out of breath. Aves writes like a patient timetable clerk with a poetic streak: precise enough to satisfy the enthusiast who can tell an RF from across a foggy village green, yet generous enough for civilians who simply enjoy the romance of a vehicle that stops anywhere a handkerchief flutters. The years 1955–1969 turn out to be a wonderfully awkward adolescence for rural transport—pre-motorway innocence meeting post-war ambition—captured with Capital Transport’s usual “let’s get the angle right” zeal. This is a book for anyone who’s ever waited in drizzle and called it “atmosphere.” It’s also for people who categorise summers by the tone of faded paint, and who believe a perfectly wound destination blind could end minor regional disputes. Put it on your coffee table and watch visitors confess to secret bus stop crushes. Put it by your bedside and dream of a conductor leaning in to say, “Plenty of room upstairs, love,” even if you’re clearly on a single-decker. Condition? “Good,” which here means honestly lived-in—like a seat cushion that still remembers the journey. A touch of shelf-wear, perhaps a whisper of past ownership, the bookish equivalent of a well-timed double-ding. In short: fully roadworthy, MOT’d by nostalgia, ready for service. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books—whose name is ironic, their stock charmingly not. Bring exact fare (or at least exact ISBN): 9781854144249. Title: Green All Over – Country Buses 1955–1969 (2018). Author: Peter Aves. Publisher: Capital Transport. Condition: Good. All aboard. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4730/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/green-all-over-sep-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capital Transport 9781854144249 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4729 Morris Minor - A Collectors Guide by Guy Saddlestone Morris Minor – A Collector’s Guide (1997) Guy Saddlestone | Motor Racing Publications ISBN: 9781899870172 | Condition: Good Lovingly released from captivity by the flamboyantly frugal curators at Crappy Old Books. If Britain had a national small car spirit animal, it would be the Morris Minor—cheerful, slightly squeaky, and perfectly happy to carry a Welsh dresser, a Labrador, and the band’s bass amp while still returning the sort of fuel economy that makes accountants misty-eyed. Guy Saddlestone’s compact classic is the glovebox guru for all things Moggy, rounding up the Series MM, Series II, 1000, Travellers, Vans, Pick-ups, and other wood-framed wonders into one neat handbook that smells faintly of warm vinyl and Sunday roasts. Inside you’ll find: A brisk family tree explaining how Issigonis used curves, common sense, and witchcraft to create the Minor’s grin-inducing handling. Model-by-model rundowns—engines, trim tweaks, and those “blink and you’ve missed it” changes that separate a knowing nod at the show from a puzzled shrug. Original colours, options, production numbers, and the diplomatic way to describe “patina” to your spouse. Buyer’s tips that politely translate as “poke here for rust,” plus parts advice for turning barnfind optimism into driveway reality. Period photos and brochures that prove people once wore ties to pump petrol. Our copy is graded Good: pages clean, illustrations crisp, spine square enough to pass MoT, with the gentle edge-rubbing and shelf-life crow’s feet that say “I’ve been consulted in actual garages.” No oily thumbprints, no high-octane odours, and not a whiff of woodworm from the Traveller section. Perfect for: New custodians wondering why everyone waves at them. Seasoned Moggy whisperers who can align doors by moonlight but still like a specification chart. Anyone who thinks “connected car” means an SU carb that actually responds to the choke. Adopt this book and you’ll speak fluent Minor: talk of 948s and 1098s, of semaphore indicators and split-screen swagger, of ash frames and parts that arrive in boxes marked “simple.” It’s pocket-sized, friendly, and quietly authoritative—rather like the car itself. Crappy Old Books: rescuing mighty manuals for modest motors, one gently scuffed treasure at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4729/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/morris-minor-seo-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Motor Racing Publications 9781899870172 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4728 British Railway Road Vehicles - 1948-1968 by Alan Earnshaw and Bill Aldridge British Railway Road Vehicles – 1948–1968 (2015) Alan Earnshaw & Bill Aldridge | Nostalgia Road ISBN: 9781908347152 | Condition: Good Lovingly off-loaded by the heritage specialists at Crappy Old Books. Remember when “British Rail” didn’t just arrive on rails? When parcels, pigeons, and occasionally Aunt Doris were spirited across the land by fleets of lorries the colour of dried Oxo, piloted by men who could heel-and-toe a Scammell Scarab while balancing a pint of tea and a Player’s? This handsome volume is your backstage pass to the other BR—its vans, tugs, tractors and motorised oddities that made the whole network tick between nationalisation and the Summer of Love. Earnshaw and Aldridge rummage through the depots to serve up a gloriously oily album: Scammell Mechanical Horses & Scarabs doing ballet with trailers in cramped goods yards. Bedfords, Guys, Albions, Leylands and Commers in sober liveries and sterner stares. Parcels vans barrelling to the station, platform tractors nudging BRUTE trolleys, and road services that stitched the timetable to the telephone directory. Liveries that evolve from austere post-war utility to “we might try a splash of colour, but not too much, we’re British Railways.” It’s a nostalgia hit with the satisfying tang of diesel and damp canvas—captioned photographs, succinct histories, and more registration plates than a licensing officer’s daydream. You’ll learn why BR bothered with road fleets at all, how traffic moved from wagon to wheel, and which vehicles were the unsung heroes of the parcels boom. Our copy is rated Good: pages clean, binding stout, cover showing the sort of modest scuffing you’d expect from a life of steady shunting on and off a bookshelf. Corners lightly rounded like well-behaved mudguards; no greasy fingerprints, no coffee ring depots, no timetable of missing pages. Smells pleasantly of book, not of brake linings. Ideal for: Modellers seeking reference gold for period-correct grime. Transport buffs who know a Scarab from a Scarborough. Anyone who thinks “last-mile logistics” began in 2010 and needs gently correcting. Crappy Old Books: bringing you immaculate memories with charmingly second-hand covers since the guard still blew a whistle. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4728/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-railway-road-vehicles-1948-1968-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nostalgia Road 9781908347152 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4727 Evil Serial Killers - To Kill and Kill Again by Al Cimino Evil Serial Killers – To Kill and Kill Again (2020) Al Cimino | Arcturus ISBN: 9781838573775 | Condition: Good Offered to you with suspicious enthusiasm by Crappy Old Books. Looking for a light, uplifting read about puppies and picnics? …Yeah, no. Cimino’s tour of the world’s most alarming hobbyists is a brisk, fact-packed march through the darker corners of human behaviour—perfect for true-crime fiends and armchair criminologists who file their curiosity under “for research purposes.” Expect bite-sized profiles, grim timelines, and the kind of disturbing trivia that makes you the most unforgettable guest at dinner parties. Our copy has Good manners: firm binding, clean pages, and only the sort of minor shelf wear that suggests it has lurked innocently on a bookcase rather than under a floorboard. You may find a lightly rubbed cover, a corner wrinkle plotting nothing sinister, and the faintest whisper of previous reading—no marginalia confessions, no mysterious stains, no missing pages fleeing the scene. Great as: A gift for that one friend who says, “I’m fine,” while listening to murder podcasts at 1.5x speed. A conversation starter, stopper, and changer, all in one. A reminder that your oddities are charmingly legal. Crappy Old Books: we put the “alibi” in “library” since… well, ages ago. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4727/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/evil-serial-killers-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arcturus 9781838573775 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4726 World Encyclopedia of Twentieth Century Murder by Jay Robert Nash “World Encyclopedia of Twentieth Century Murder” is the coffee-table book for people whose coffee tables are slightly afraid of them. Jay Robert Nash—human Rolodex of rogues—packs a century’s worth of malice into an A–Z so comprehensive you half-expect it to start indexing your neighbours. First published in 1992 by Paragon House, it’s part reference work, part time machine, part “oh dear, humans again.” Flip to any page and you’ll trip over a case you’ve half-heard of, then fall headlong into a dozen you definitely haven’t, each rendered with Nash’s brisk, unsentimental precision. No lurid wallowing, just the stark facts: who, what, where, when—and the chilling, often mundane how. This is murder as cartography. The entries draw a map of the twentieth century’s worst ideas, from the small domestic tragedies to the headline monsters, by way of every motive that can be spelled with a capital M: Money, Madness, Malice, and the perennial Misunderstanding. Nash does the legwork so you don’t have to: aliases, methods, timelines, and just enough context to make you mutter “of course” and “how on earth” in the same breath. It’s the sort of book that turns a quick lookup into a long evening, and a long evening into a rabbit hole with footnotes. Use it as a reference, an antidote to amnesia, or a conversation starter that guarantees everyone suddenly needs to top up their drinks. The style is crisp, the scope is ridiculous, and the effect is clarifying: evil isn’t exotic; it’s organised, alphabetised, and hiding in plain sight next to the letter you were actually looking for. This copy, ISBN 9781557785060, is in Very Good condition—which, for the initiated, means presentable covers, a spine with backbone, and pages that have been turned by curious hands rather than clumsy ones. It will sit on your shelf looking respectable while knowing entirely too much about absolutely everyone. Brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name is shabby and the stock is not. We specialise in volumes that behave themselves on the outside and misbehave delightfully on the inside. File under: Human Nature (Unabridged), Things That Shouldn’t Be Alphabetical, and “I was just checking one entry.” Ideal for researchers, writers, trivia tyrants, and anyone who thinks the Dewey Decimal System could use a dagger. Read responsibly, and maybe lock the back door. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4726/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/world-encyclopedia-of-20th-century-murder-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paragon House 9781557785060 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4725 A Passion for Poison by Carol Ann Lee “A Passion for Poison” sounds like a Regency romance until you realise the suitor is thallium and the meet-cute ends in the pathology lab. Carol Ann Lee, with her tidy prose and unnerving calm, unspools the story of a charmer who preferred chemistry to conversation, and whose idea of a nightcap came with a periodic table. First published in 2022 by John Blake, this is true crime done properly: cool head, sharp focus, zero sensationalism. Lee peers into the teacups of history and finds fingerprints you won’t forget. This isn’t just a roll call of crimes; it’s a study in performance. The killer plays the part of the ordinary man so well you almost applaud, right up until the curtain drops and the coroner steps on stage. Lee maps the everyday—the buses, the boarding houses, the borrowed smiles—and shows how lethal can hide inside “nothing to see here.” She asks those awkward questions about who noticed what, when, and why polite society is so good at ignoring the smell of almonds. You’ll get forensic detail without the forensic headache, crisp pacing that refuses to rubberneck, and character portraits done in fine ink rather than spray paint. Lee has that rare knack of making you feel both clever and complicit: you’re turning pages, you’re solving puzzles, and then—oh—perhaps you missed the obvious clue because it was wearing a cardigan. This copy, ISBN 9781789464344, is in Very Good condition—which, in the civilized dialect of book folk, means the cover is presentable, the spine is steadfast, and no one has used it as a drinks coaster. The sort of book you can read on the train without your seatmate judging you (until they Google the plot and change seats). Purveyed with perverse pride by Crappy Old Books: where the branding is shabby and the stock is not. We specialise in volumes that behave themselves while misbehaving on the inside. File under Domestic Alchemy, Polite Society at Its Worst, and “I’ll just have water, thanks.” Read it with a biscuit, but maybe not a suspicious one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4725/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-passion-for-poison-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Blake 9781789464344 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4724 An Evil Love - The Life and Crimes of Fred West by Geoffrey Wansell “An Evil Love” is the sort of title that makes you put the kettle on before you dare turn the first page. Geoffrey Wansell—cool-handed tour guide to Britain’s darker corners—takes you through the life and crimes of Fred West with the calm of a museum curator and the accuracy of a court stenographer, while your inner voice whispers: “Perhaps I should have stuck to cosy village mysteries.” First published in 2022 by John Blake, this isn’t a gore-fest; it’s a clear-eyed, quietly chilling anatomy of how ordinary façades can hide extraordinary horrors, written with Wansell’s signature blend of restraint and razor detail. It’s the true-crime equivalent of a cold draft under a locked door: you’re certain everything’s shut, and yet. In these pages you’ll find the biographies behind the headlines—class, control, complicity, and the fatal chemistry of a couple who turned love into a weapon. Wansell traces the long fuse rather than just the explosion: the family histories, the small compromises, the big lies, and the way a house can become a story you can’t bear to live in. He asks the questions that matter (how, why, who looked away) and then—irritatingly, usefully—makes you ask them of yourself. This copy, ISBN 9781789466171, comes to you in Very Good condition, which in the lexicon of seasoned book people means: pages ready to turn, spine prepared for a reread, no melodramatic coffee catastrophes—just a well-behaved volume with stories to tell. It’s exactly the right state for true crime: tidy enough to shelve, unsettling enough to discuss. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, the least pretentious purveyor of profoundly serious reading. Our philosophy is simple: immaculate taste, shameless branding. You bring the curiosity; we’ll bring the paper and ink. Add it to your library of “I’ll just read one chapter” catastrophes and discover why Wansell remains the grown-up in the true-crime room—measured, meticulous, and morbidly necessary. File it under: Domestic Noir, British History’s Bad Ideas, and “I’ll sleep with the light on, thanks.” Read responsibly. And maybe keep that kettle warm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4724/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-evil-love-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Blake 9781789466171 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4722 The Coronation of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II by Buckingham Palace The Coronation of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (1953) by Buckingham Palace Eyre & Spottiswoode | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books Official 1953 Coronation service book (working copy, not souvenir). Complete text of the Abbey rite from Preparation and Entrance through Recognition, Oath, Anointing, Benediction, Enthroning, and Recess. Issued for participants/officials; not the retail keepsake. Condition: Good—clean, complete, dignified handling, light shelfwear. At last: the ultimate programme for Britain’s most elaborate piece of live theatre—with incense, oil, hats of alarming altitude, and more choreography than a Busby Berkeley finale. The Coronation of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is the official handbook to an event so precise that even the pauses have instructions. It includes the full Form and Order of the Service in Westminster Abbey—beginning with Preparation and Entrance, proceeding through Recognition and The Oath, then on to the sacred greatest hits: The Anointing, The Benediction, Enthroning, and finally The Recess, which is what civilians call “home time, but crowned.” Inside, the pages read like a liturgical stage direction from the world’s most confident production manager: who stands where, who hands over which glittering object, and when exactly someone says the words that make an entire nation sit up straighter. There are lovely bits of verbal brocade—phrases that sound as if they were ironed before printing—and enough ceremonious commas to make a grammarian weep with gratitude. You can practically hear the trumpets, smell the beeswax, and feel the deft weight of orb, sceptre, and expectation. This is monarchy in blueprint form: the sacred mechanics behind the miracle. The Recognition section tells you when the people say “Yes, that’s the one”; The Oath reminds everyone that crowns come with homework; The Anointing leans into mystery and holy oil; The Benediction offers celestial aftercare; and Enthroning is the administrative way of saying, “Right—on the chair you go.” It’s part prayer book, part call sheet, and wholly fascinated with exactly how one becomes the person whose face lives on stamps. Condition: Good — which here means the covers are dignified, the pages are all present and handsomely aged, and the text retains its ceremonial crispness. Expect the gentle patina of a volume that may have once been opened on a sofa during a black-and-white broadcast, index finger following along through the great moments like a very reverent karaoke. Corners softened, spine sound, and the faintest whisper of old paper and empire. Perfect for royal-watchers, liturgy lovers, armchair heralds, and anyone who thinks a well-timed fanfare is a human right. Place it on your coffee table to spark impassioned debate about the correct angle of a sceptre, or keep it by your bedside as a soothing reminder that somewhere out there, order can be itemised and printed on cream paper. Lovingly presented by Crappy Old Books, where history arrives slightly foxed, gloriously specific, and ready to process in with measured tread and manifest splendour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4722/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-coronation-of-her-majesty-queen-elizabeth-ii-sep-2025.jpg 60.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eyre and Spottiswoode no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4721 Reinforced Concrete Designers Handbook by Chas E Reynolds Reinforced Concrete Designer’s Handbook (1957) by Chas. E. Reynolds Concrete Publications Limited | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books Behold the book that taught a generation of engineers how to make stone behave like steel and steel pretend to be modest. Chas. E. Reynolds’s Reinforced Concrete Designer’s Handbook (1957) is mid-century confidence in hardback: brisk tables, no-nonsense diagrams, and the calm assurance that any beam can be brought to heel with a slide rule, a few stirrups, and a strong cup of tea. Inside, the glamorous world of 1950s concrete reveals itself in glorious grey: neutral axes located with the poise of a ballet dancer, shear links stepping in like polite bodyguards, cover depths measured with the seriousness of a coronation. This is the age of permissible stress and tidy detailing—pre-BS 8110, pre-Eurocodes, and proudly certain that moments can be tamed with a neat line and a sharper pencil. And then, the treasures. Tucked within are two large, venerable sheets of folded paper—proper engineer’s contraband—covered in hand-worked sums, spans, and little sketches that look suspiciously like the bones of a bridge or the secrets of a staircase. They crackle like archaeological finds and smell faintly of drawing office and destiny. On the front page there’s an extra slip, cellotaped in about fifty years ago, bearing printed notations, equations, and the unmistakable importance of an authore who wrestled with real loads on real Mondays. The tape has ambered into that beautiful “museum of stationery” shade; the note itself is a tiny window into a world where structures were argued into existence with graphite and faith. Condition: Good — meaning the spine is steady, the pages are all present, and the edges carry an honourable patina of studio life. Expect dignified scuffing, perhaps a ghostly coffee ring from the night the column schedule finally balanced, and marginal ticks that feel like nods from a kindly clerk of works. Perfect for structural nostalgists, concrete romantics, and anyone who keeps a slide rule on the desk for moral support. Display it to terrify guests into discussing cover to reinforcement, or keep it within reach for the pure tactile joy of thumbing a table of allowable stresses like a rosary. Lovingly rehomed by Crappy Old Books, where ephemera is evidence, tape is provenance, and every pencilled shear diagram is a love letter to things that refuse to fall down. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4721/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reinforced-concrete-designers-handbook-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Concrete Publications Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4720 Roadmaking Materials in Northern Borneo by Department of Scientific Industrial Research - Road Research Laboratory Roadmaking Materials in Northern Borneo (1965) by Department of Scientific & Industrial Research — Road Research Laboratory (HMSO) ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books At last: the field manual for anyone who has ever gazed at a tropical hillside and wondered, “Could that become a respectable A-road?” Roadmaking Materials in Northern Borneo (1965) is the Road Research Laboratory at its most intrepid — starched shirts, sweaty clipboards, and a noble determination to classify every rock that stood between civilisation and the next market town. It’s part geology, part logistics, and entirely confident that the correct gravel can hold society together through monsoon, mud, and mysterious squeaks from the Land Rover. Inside you get the full RRL treatment: laterites assessed like suspect characters in a detective novel; granites interviewed for strength and moral fibre; river gravels weighed, washed, and told to pull themselves together. There are careful paragraphs on plastic clays that behave beautifully until the first raindrop, stern notes on drainage (the difference between road and canoe), and tidy tables where aggregates line up to confess their Los Angeles abrasion values. You can almost hear the thermos clink and the survey chain sigh. And then there’s the map — an enormous, wall-worthy, fold-out geological extravaganza lurking in a pocket at the back like a friendly stowaway. Unfurl it and your room gains instant authority. It shows, with heroic composure, where Northern Borneo has obligingly placed its limestone, where it hid the decent gravels, and where it insists on being swamp out of sheer spite. It’s the kind of cartography that makes you want to point at a coloured polygon and say, “Yes, we’ll take two quarries and a causeway.” Condition: Good — which is to say the covers are dignified, the pages are sound, and the mighty fold-out map remains present, attached, and ready to overwhelm your nearest flat surface. Expect honest shelfwear and the faint scent of drawing-office tea mingled with tropical daydreams; perhaps a discreet pencil tick beside a particularly promising laterite. Perfect for civil engineers, geo-nerds, colonial-era infrastructure historians, or anyone who enjoys the deadpan romance of turning landscapes into load-bearing sentences. Prop the map on your wall, leave the book on the coffee table, and watch guests slowly realise you own a comprehensive guide to the rocks of Northern Borneo purely for fun. Tenderly rescued by Crappy Old Books, where we specialise in glorious, oddly specific government triumphs — and in maps so big they double as conversation pieces and emergency tablecloths. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4720/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/roadmaking-materials-in-northern-borneo-sep-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4719 A Manual of Specifications and Quantities For Civil Engineers by A Johnson and WH King A Manual of Specifications and Quantities for Civil Engineers (1951) by A. Johnson & W. H. King English Universities Press | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books At last — the book that proves civilisation is held together not by heroics, but by clauses, sub-clauses, and a well-behaved bill of quantities. A Manual of Specifications and Quantities for Civil Engineers (1951) is the pocket-sized constitution of getting things built the proper way: no vague promises, no poetic hand-waving — just line items, tolerances, and the soothing rustle of measured certainty. Johnson and King are the sort of authors who could stare down chaos with a neatly numbered schedule. They march you through the noble arts of describing precisely what you meant, pricing exactly what you asked for, and preventing the contractor from interpreting “good workmanship” as “a shrug.” Within these primly confident pages you’ll find specimen clauses sharp enough to trim a site meeting, methods for quantifying everything from earthworks to the last dab of bitumen, and rules that convert muddy intentions into crisp, invoice-shaped reality. This is mid-century project therapy: rigorous, unfussy, allergic to ambiguity. The text hums with that post-war optimism that, given a drawing board, a slide rule, and a clause that begins “Unless otherwise specified…,” the world will retain its shape through frost, thaw, and spirited correspondence. The authors treat concrete like a witness under oath, masonry like a gentleman’s agreement with gravity, and drainage as both science and morality play. There are checklists that read like liturgy and examples that smell faintly of India ink and authority. Condition: Good — meaning this stalwart veteran has survived decades of desk duty, site hut exile, and the occasional coffee ring of destiny. The spine remains upright (just like your procurement policy should), the pages are clean and legible, and there may be a discreet pencil tick beside a clause that once saved a budget. Expect dignified shelfwear and the faint aroma of drawing office tea. Perfect for civil engineers, quantity surveyors, heritage spec nerds, and anyone who knows that the most romantic words in the English language are “measured to the nearest millimetre.” Leave it on your coffee table to frighten guests into respecting provisional sums, or keep it on your desk as a talisman against scope creep and enthusiastic improvisation. Lovingly rehomed by Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quiet heroism of paperwork — because without specifications, bridges are just suggestions, and quantities are how you tell fate to send an itemised bill. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4719/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-manual-of-specifications-and-quantities-for-civil-engineers-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books English Universities Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4718 Road Research 1962 by Department of Scientific Industrial Research - Road Research Laboratory Road Research 1962 (1962) by Department of Scientific and Industrial Research — Road Research Laboratory (HMSO) ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books Before “innovation” meant an app that reminds you to blink, it meant a rain-lashed lay-by, a clipboard, and a brave soul timing braking distances while a Morris van bore down like destiny. Road Research 1962 is the RRL’s annual dispatch from the front line where Britain met bitumen and hoped for the best. Issued by HMSO in a grey that can only be described as institutional chic, this volume is the mid-century hymn book for people who know that civilisation depends on aggregate interlock and a sensible approach to surface dressing. Inside you’ll find the great preoccupations of a resolutely practical age: skid resistance in drizzle (the most British of variables), the moral education of white lines, the philosophical problem of potholes, traffic flow studies observed from a folding chair, and the eternal riddle of the zebra crossing (do drivers see it, or merely respect its vibe?). There are grainy photographs of men in ties bending over core samples; graphs that glide towards “optimum” with quiet determination; and tables dense enough to prop a theodolite. Somewhere, a paragraph about cat’s eyes reads like poetry. This is science with wool socks on: concise, empirical, and mildly stern. The Road Research Laboratory speaks in the reassuring cadence of people who test things until they stop being mysterious. Axle loads are weighed like sins, gradients confessed, braking distances listed with the gravity of scripture. The prose never giggles, which only makes it funnier; you can practically hear the thermos rattle as another lane is sacrificed to the gods of repeatability. Condition: Good — which, translated from Bureaucrat, means “survived several decades of filing cabinets, rationalisations, and at least one office move in a tea trolley.” The spine is sound, the pages intact, and the cover carries the dignified scuffs of a book that has seen weather (and meetings). There may be discreet pencil ticks beside a particularly righteous coefficient; consider them field notes from a previous devotee of friction. Perfect for civil engineers, transport historians, and anyone whose heart rate quickens at the phrase “texture depth.” Park it on your coffee table to bewilder guests into discussing bitumen viscosity at 60 °C, or shelve it between Road Research 1961 and 1963 to complete your shrine to Britain’s quiet infrastructural heroism. Lovingly rescued and rehomed by Crappy Old Books, where forgotten government triumphs get a second life, irony is compacted to refusal, and every page smells faintly of ambition, tar, and institutional tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4718/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/road-research-1962-sep-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4717 Bugatti by W Boddy Bugatti (1960) by W. Boddy Sports Car Press | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever looked at a blue streak of automotive arrogance and thought, “Yes, but could it also have a radiator cap shaped like a piece of sculpture?” — welcome to Bugatti (1960) by W. Boddy, the slim, charming volume that treats Ettore’s fever dreams as a perfectly reasonable way to get from A to B via Art. This is the gospel according to grand prix wire wheels, piano-wire axles, and a dashboard that politely suggests you wear a tie while driving at 120 and hoping the brakes have read the memo. Boddy writes with the affectionate clarity of a man who knows that Bugattis are neither cars nor hobbies; they are personality disorders on spoke wheels. Here are the jewel-box engines with their jewel-box tolerances, the horseshoe grilles that look like they’re about to critique your tailoring, and the drivers who steered with bravery, fingertips, and a vague sense that aerodynamics was a French mood rather than a science. Grand Prix victories parade through these pages like champagne bubbles; Type 35s and 57s pose in elegant monochrome, looking expensive and faintly judgmental. There are anecdotes full of petrol and panache, and more mechanical elegance than a Swiss watch caught in a hurricane. You’ll find the proper mid-century reverence for craftsmanship: crankshafts machined as if for a violin, axles like sculpture, and coachwork so shapely it could have its own agent. Boddy’s prose hums with that lovely 1960 certainty that racing was pure, drivers were brave, and if a Bugatti misbehaved, perhaps you weren’t sufficiently debonair. Condition: Good — which, for a 1960 sports-car paean, means the spine is steady, the pages are clean, and the photos still have that glossy “darling, fetch my driving gloves” allure. Expect a touch of dignified shelfwear, perhaps a corner softened by time and fantasies of mountain passes, and a faint whisper of old-library dust mixed with high-octane daydreams. Perfect for connoisseurs of pre-war chic, armchair racers who prefer their victories in black-and-white, and anyone who believes a gear lever should feel like a handshake with destiny. Leave it on the coffee table to start arguments about magnetos and multi-plate clutches. Or file it under “aspirations” next to your sock drawer labelled “Molsheim.” Lovingly rehomed by Crappy Old Books, where legends are slightly foxed, glamour comes with a patina, and every page corners like it’s late for practice at Montlhéry. Includes an envelope attached to the inner front cover with postcard of a Bugatti in it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4717/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bugatti-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sports Car Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4716 Mix Design Methods for Asphalt Concrete - and other hot-mix types by The Asphalt Institute Mix Design Methods for Asphalt Concrete — and Other Hot-Mix Types (1962) by The Asphalt Institute The Asphalt Institute | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books At last, a romance for people who fall in love with gradation curves. Mix Design Methods for Asphalt Concrete — and Other Hot-Mix Types (1962) is The Asphalt Institute’s straight-faced, heart-on-its-sleeve guide to the alchemy of turning rocks and goo into civilisation. This is the handbook where stability flirts with flow, voids get sternly negotiated down, and the Marshall hammer goes thwack—again and again—until even the shyest aggregate admits its true density. Inside you’ll find a glorious parade of mid-century certainty: sieves nested like Russian dolls, bulk specific gravities lined up for inspection, and charts that swoop heroically toward “optimum binder content.” Air voids are treated like tiny acts of treason; VMA is discussed with the gravity of a constitutional amendment; VFA gets its own gentle sermon. There are compaction temperatures that read like incantations and specimen heights that could start an argument at a very specific kind of party. If you’ve ever wanted a book to tell you, in impeccable detail, how to persuade crushed stone to behave like a single, sensible surface under lorries and light drizzle—welcome home. This is 1962 in a lab coat: brisk, tidy, convinced that with enough blows of a standardized hammer, harmony will prevail. Marshall? Present and impeccably punctual. “Other hot-mix types”? Given their moment in the fluorescent light, provided they mind their viscosity. Every page hums with the belief that a well-chosen gradation can keep entropy at bay until teatime, and possibly through the weekend. Condition: Good—which here means it has survived decades of drawing offices and site huts with only honourable scuffs to show for it. The spine stands firm, the pages are complete and decisively beige, and there may be the faintest whisper of solvent and seriousness when you turn a chart. Expect a pencilled tick beside a particularly righteous flow value and perhaps a coffee ring baptising a table that once changed a motorway. Ideal for civil engineers, material romantics, and anyone who’s ever looked at a flawlessly rolled mat and thought, “Tell me about your binder film thickness.” Put it on the coffee table to intimidate guests into discussing specific gravity, or shelve it between Bitumen in Road Surfacing and Asphalt Pavements for Airports to complete your shrine to aggregate interlock and British infrastructural stoicism. Lovingly rescued by Crappy Old Books, where forgotten technical triumphs find new readers, irony is compacted to refusal, and the only rutting we tolerate is in a controlled test under repeat load. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4716/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mix-design-methods-for-asphalt-concrete-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Asphalt Institute no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4715 Asphalt Pavements for Airports by The Asphalt Institute Asphalt Pavements for Airports (1963) by The Asphalt Institute The Asphalt Institute | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the glamorous end of asphalt — the part that meets jet engines. Asphalt Pavements for Airports (1963) is The Asphalt Institute’s earnest love letter to the surface on which civilisation takes off, touches down, and occasionally does an undignified squeal in a crosswind. This is the handbook that asks the big questions of the Jet Age: How do you persuade stones not to migrate under a DC-8? What does a taxiway need to believe in? And is there a mix design that can stare down a kerosene-fuelled temper tantrum at 120 knots? Inside you’ll find a precision-tooled world of gradation curves, Marshall hammer philosophy, and the solemn arithmetic of load repetitions. There are charts that slope heroically toward “optimum,” tables that could level a wobbly theodolite, and diagrams of runways arranged like minimalist art. You’ll learn why rutting is a moral failing, why jet blast is basically a hair dryer from Valhalla, and why a humble binder film thickness can make or break a landing that’s already broken your nerves. This is 1963 in high-vis prose: brisk, confident, and absolutely sure that the right aggregate interlock can keep a Boeing honest. Shoulders, aprons, taxiways — each gets its moment of lyrical attention. The Asphalt Institute writes about stability like a poet, about durability like a priest, and about voids as though they were tiny acts of treason. Somewhere between “mix temperature” and “tire pressure contact area,” you may find enlightenment — or at least a healthy suspicion of soft spots. Condition: Good. Which, for a hardworking technical manual, means the spine still stands at attention, the pages are all present and professionally serious, and there’s a faint aroma of binder and drawing-office tea. Expect honest shelfwear, perhaps a pencilled tick beside a particularly righteous flow curve, and the calm aura of a book that has outlived several runway rehabilitations and at least one fluorescent ruler. Perfect for civil engineers, airport romantics, plane-spotters with clipboards, and anyone who has ever looked at a landing strip and thought, “That’s a lot of dynamic modulus for a Monday.” Leave it on your coffee table to intimidate houseguests into discussing viscosity at 60 °C, or shelve it next to your Road Research volumes to complete the shrine to Britain’s quiet infrastructural heroism. Lovingly salvaged by Crappy Old Books, where forgotten technical triumphs get a second circuit of the pattern — cleared for takeoff, centreline lights optional, asphalt mandatory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4715/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/asphalt-pavements-for-airports-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Asphalt Institute no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4714 Strength of Materials by Arthur Morley Strength of Materials (1952) by Arthur Morley Longmans | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books At last — a book that explains why everything bends, sags, snaps, and occasionally pretends to be spaghetti. Arthur Morley’s Strength of Materials (1952) is the stiff-upper-lip of engineering textbooks: calm, exact, and entirely unfazed by the sight of a cantilever doing interpretive dance. This is the volume that takes beams by the flanges, looks stress squarely in the eyeballs, and says, “Not today.” Morley writes with the gentle authority of a man who has watched many a bright idea meet a bending moment. Within these dignified pages you’ll find the whole cast of structural melodrama: tension, compression, shear (the sneaky one), torsion (the show-off), and buckling — that tragic third act where slender columns discover their inner banana. Expect line drawings sharper than a vernier caliper, diagrams that whisper E = σ/ε like a lullaby, and problems where you finally learn why your bridge sketch requires more than charm and a 2H pencil. This is mid-century instruction at its best: brisk examples, beautifully brutal clarity, and just enough algebra to keep your soul honest. Hooks’ law behaves; Mohr’s circle does its solemn waltz; strain energy sidles onstage and makes everything unexpectedly elegant. Morley reminds us that materials have personalities — steel is loyal, concrete is stoic, timber is poetic until it isn’t — and that design is less about bravado than about not letting entropy win before tea. Condition: Good. Which, for a 1952 stalwart, means the spine stands to attention, the pages are clean and confident, and there’s a respectable patina of lecture-hall mileage. Perhaps a discreet name on the flyleaf (Sir or Madam, we salute you), a pencilled moment diagram here or a circled σ there — the kind of marginalia that makes you feel clever by proximity. Perfect for engineers, architects, restoration romantics, and anyone who has ever looked at a sagging shelf and muttered, “Second moment of area, my old foe.” Park it on your desk as a talisman, or on your coffee table to warn guests that your small talk contains torsion. Lovingly rehomed by Crappy Old Books, where noble textbooks get a second life, and where we firmly believe that nothing says romance quite like allowable stress and a well-drawn shear force diagram. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4714/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stength-of-materials-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4713 A geology for Engineers by FGH Blyth A Geology for Engineers (1952) by F. G. H. Blyth Edward Arnold | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books At last — a book that answers the immortal question: what happens when an engineer meets a rock and the rock refuses to cooperate? Blyth’s A Geology for Engineers is the mid-century peace treaty between bedrock and slide rule, a calm, sensible manual from 1952 that explains why your perfectly straight road is about to develop a philosophical curve, and why the picturesque hillside is secretly plotting to relocate itself into your cutting. Blyth is the kindly professor you always wanted: firm, practical, and just a little sardonic. He takes you through the essentials with unflappable British patience — igneous tantrums, sedimentary sulks, metamorphic identity crises — and translates them into the engineer’s dialect of foundations, bearing capacity, drainage paths, and “please let the tunnel stay where we put it.” Expect crisp explanations of faults that will fault you, joints that don’t, and clays that wait for heavy rain before becoming moral lessons. Inside, you’ll find maps, sections, and diagrams that make the world’s crust look both sensible and mildly offended. There are field tips delivered with an eyebrow raised: hit it with a hammer and think. There’s the perennial guidance on reading a landscape before it reads you, and the subtle art of not building on the only patch of ground that wants to be a lake again. It’s geology without the mysticism and engineering without the swagger — common sense with a hand lens. Condition: Good — which, in 1950s textbook terms, means pleasantly handled but not abused. The spine holds like a well-rammed gravel sub-base; the pages are all present and only lightly freckled by time; the cover has that dignified, staff-room scuff that whispers of lectures, tea, and chalk dust. If there are pencil notes, they’re the kind that make you feel clever simply by agreeing with them. Ideal for civil engineers, geologists who enjoy watching engineers blink, architecture students flirting with hubris, and anyone who has ever stood on a lovely patch of countryside and thought, “How much of this wants to move under load?” Put it on your desk as a quiet threat to reckless design, or on your coffee table to signal that beneath the soft furnishings, you contain granite. Lovingly salvaged by Crappy Old Books, where we believe every great project begins with a hole, a hammer, and a healthy respect for the sullen majesty of rock. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4713/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-geology-for-engineers-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edward Arnold no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4711 Bitumen in Road Surfacing by Shell International Petroleum Bitumen in Road Surfacing (1963) by Shell International Petroleum Shell International Petroleum | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books Here it is: the glossiest ode to gloopy black genius you’ll ever read. Bitumen in Road Surfacing (1963) is Shell’s love letter to the sticky substance that keeps Britain more or less attached to itself. Compiled in that heroic early-sixties mood when men in neat ties solved national problems with clipboards and conviction, this handbook is part chemistry set, part sermon, and entirely committed to the proposition that life gets better when the binder grade is correct. Open it and breathe in the era: crisp diagrams, confident cross-sections, and captions so earnest they make a traffic cone blush. You’ll tour the thrilling frontier of penetration indices, viscosity curves, temperature susceptibility, and the subtle art of persuading stones to behave like a single, sensible surface. There are grainy photos of immaculate test rigs, laboratory glassware with mysterious residues, and charts that slope attractively towards “optimum”. It’s asphalt romance with the lights on. Shell doesn’t merely explain bitumen; it courts it. Emulsions are introduced like debutantes. Cutbacks arrive fashionably late. Aggregates are reviewed as if they’re auditioning for a West End revival of Macadam! And somewhere, quietly humming beneath the prose, is the industrial hymn that powered the M-roads, by-passes, and brave new roundabouts of a freshly motorised Britain. Condition: Good — meaning it’s carried a respectable patina of lab life. The spine stands straight, the pages are intact, and there may be the faintest whisper of solvent and serious purpose. Expect a few gentle scuffs, the odd pencilled tick beside a particularly elegant grading envelope, and the dignified aura of a book that once decided whether your lane got ruts or glory. Ideal for civil engineers, design historians, and anyone who has ever gazed at a flawlessly rolled surface and thought, “Yes, but what’s the binder content?” Place it on your coffee table to terrify guests into discussing viscosity at 60°C, or shelve it next to your copies of Road Research to complete the shrine to British infrastructure chic. Lovingly salvaged by Crappy Old Books, where forgotten technical triumphs are rehomed with affection, irony, and the faint smell of hot tar after rain. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4711/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bitumen-in-road-surfacing-sep-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shell International Petroleum no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4710 Aspaltic Concrete by GP Jackson and D Brien Asphaltic Concrete (1962) by G.P. Jackson and D. Brien Shell International Petroleum | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books Pour yourself a stiff cup of black coffee and prepare to enter the glamorous, fast-paced world of… asphalt. Yes, Asphaltic Concrete (1962), that shimmering monument to mid-century modernity, where Shell engineers G.P. Jackson and D. Brien take you on a wild ride through the thrilling chemistry of road surfaces. Forget your James Bond novels — this is bitumen, stirred not shaken. Here, in all its monochrome glory, lies the authoritative text for those who look at a motorway and think, “Now that’s engineering.” Inside, you’ll find detailed discussions of aggregate grading, binder viscosity, and the delicate art of preventing Britain from sliding into the sea during a light drizzle. It’s the kind of book where every paragraph smells faintly of oil, optimism, and men called Reg with pencils behind their ears. Condition: Good — meaning it’s survived sixty-odd years of shelf life, possibly in a Shell research office or the back room of an unventilated lab. The spine may bear the subtle warping of time and the ghostly fingerprint of industry, but the pages remain proudly intact — just like the M1. Expect the gentle patina of use, a whisper of paraffin aroma, and all the gravitas of a book that once defined “modern road science.” Perfect for civil engineers, retro technocrats, or anyone who finds romance in viscosity charts. Place it on your coffee table to impress guests with your command of aggregate composition — or simply to make them wonder what kind of person owns a 1962 manual on asphalt. Another unsung masterpiece from Crappy Old Books, where we believe every dusty tome deserves its second chance — even those about sticky black stuff that keeps your commute from turning into a field trip. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4710/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/asphaltic-concrete-sep-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shell International Petroleum no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4709 Road Research 1969 by Ministry of Transport Road Research 1969 (1969) by Ministry of Transport (HMSO) ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books Swinging Sixties? Not in the lab, sunshine. While the rest of Britain was painting flowers on Minis and discovering the joys of long hair and shorter hemlines, the Ministry of Transport was doing something far more radical — measuring skid resistance on wet asphalt. Thus we arrive at Road Research 1969, the ultimate testament to a nation that preferred its revolutions slow, incremental, and properly documented in triplicate. This annual report — and oh, what a year it was — captures a time when high-vis was still a dream and “data analysis” meant a bloke with a ruler and a biro. Page after page, you’ll find the poetry of postwar progress rendered in dense paragraphs about load-bearing subgrades, frost heave trials, and the thrilling emergence of experimental traffic control. There are graphs that defy interpretation, photographs that suggest a quiet existential dread, and tables that could be used to level a wobbly drafting board. Condition: Good, meaning this heroic survivor of half a century’s filing-cabinet exile is still holding its paper spine and institutional dignity. It has that faint scent of damp optimism, with corners just soft enough to suggest a life of serious thought and mild indifference. No torn pages, no missing data — just the full force of 1960s bureaucratic energy, harnessed and bound. Ideal for the road safety historian, the civil engineer with a sense of irony, or the coffee-table provocateur who likes to remind guests that infrastructure is sexy if you read it slowly enough. One flip through its pages and you’ll be transported to a world where “traffic flow” was a spiritual concept and “surface dressing” was considered a moral duty. Resurrected with affection by Crappy Old Books, where forgotten government reports are cherished, irony is asphalt-thick, and every volume comes with the faint echo of a typewriter and the smell of hot tar in the rain. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4709/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/road-research-1969-sep-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4708 Road Research 1967 by Ministry of Transport Road Research 1967 (1967) by Ministry of Transport (HMSO) ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books The Summer of Love? Not for the Ministry of Transport. While everyone else was dancing in fields and questioning authority, a select band of British civil servants were donning lab coats, clutching clipboards, and asking the truly important questions — like “How slippery is bitumen in light drizzle?” and “What is the optimal angle for a cat’s eye reflector?” Thus was born Road Research 1967, the hippest, grooviest government report ever to feature the word “skid-resistance” more than twice per page. Inside, you’ll find a world of quiet heroism: men in ties bending over core samples, graphs showing the thrilling rise and fall of tar adherence, and earnest discussions about pedestrian behaviour that could double as avant-garde psychology. It’s Britain’s infrastructure age captured in crisp monochrome — a time when “innovation” meant a slightly improved traffic cone, and data was recorded by hand in a drizzle-lashed lay-by outside Stevenage. Condition: Good, meaning this survivor of bureaucratic adventure still holds together admirably. The cover might be sun-faded to a dignified shade of “institutional grey,” the pages may whisper softly of damp filing cabinets and diesel fumes, but everything remains legible, noble, and just a little absurd. Someone, somewhere, once loved this report enough to not throw it away — and for that, we salute them. Perfect for fans of mid-century government optimism, transport nerds, and anyone who thinks Top Gear peaked around the time they were testing braking distances with a theodolite. Place it proudly on your coffee table and watch your friends marvel that such an earnest publication exists — and that you paid money for it. Lovingly rescued and rehomed by Crappy Old Books, where forgotten reports find new glory, bureaucracy is an art form, and every page smells faintly of ambition and tar. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4708/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/road-research-1967-sep-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4707 Well Boring - For Water Brine and Oil by C Isler Well Boring – For Water, Brine and Oil (1911) by C. Isler Published by E. & F. N. Spon | ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books Step right up for Well Boring – For Water, Brine and Oil, the 1911 engineering classic that makes drilling holes in the ground sound like both a noble art and a mild nervous condition. Authored by C. Isler — a man who clearly looked at a patch of earth and thought, “Yes, I’ll make that interesting.” — this is the definitive guide to the pre-war world of pipes, pulleys, and mud-streaked optimism. Before PowerPoint and digital twins, there were books like this: lavishly illustrated (in black and smudge), packed with diagrams, illustrations, black and white photo plates, and written in prose so confidently Edwardian that it could probably dig a borehole through sheer force of grammar. Isler takes you by the hand and leads you down, down, down into the world of artesian wells, boring rods, and the elegant geometry of things that go sploosh. Whether your passion is water, brine, or oil — and really, who among us hasn’t been torn between the three — this volume has you covered, quite possibly in drilling fluid. Condition: Good, which in the context of a 1911 technical manual means it’s survived over a century of damp workshops, oily fingers, and enthusiastic annotations from men in flat caps. The spine is still holding, the pages have that satisfying pre-war paper heft, and the faint scent of iron filings lingers like the ghost of industry past. It’s part manual, part time machine, and entirely delightful in its determination to explain everything from the simplest hand auger to the most ambitious petroleum prospect. Modern readers will marvel at how a book can make the phrase “percussion boring apparatus” sound positively romantic. Perfect for engineers, nostalgists, steampunk visionaries, or anyone who’s ever thought, “I wonder how deep that is?” Another sturdy gem from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the golden age of manuals — when men were men, holes were deep, and the word “bore” had at least three respectable meanings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4707/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/well-boring-sep-2025.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books E and FN Spon no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4704 Road Research 1963 by Ministry of TRansport Road Research 1963 (1963) by Ministry of Transport (HMSO) ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books Behold Road Research 1963, the year the Ministry of Transport decided that Britain’s highways needed science — and plenty of it. Issued by HMSO with all the glamour of a ration book, this slender grey volume is where asphalt meets ambition and bureaucracy meets the open road. The cover alone says it all: a lonely overturned car in glorious monochrome, a tableau of mid-century motoring tragedy that could double as a public information poster titled “Don’t Do That Again.” Inside, readers are treated to the thrilling world of traffic flow theory, impact testing, and surface durability trials that promised to make Britain’s post-war roads marginally less lethal. Here, you’ll find earnest accounts of braking distances measured with slide rules, photographs of laboratory men in ties prodding tyres, and tables so precise they could lull a motorway planner to sleep. It’s the Ministry’s idea of an adventure story — complete with grit, gradients, and the occasional spectacular crash. Condition: Good, meaning it has lived a full and dignified life in the backrooms of some long-defunded research office. There may be a few pencilled notes in the margins — possibly from an engineer, possibly from someone just trying to stay awake — but all pages remain intact and legible, carrying that unmistakable perfume of old paper and diesel memory. A fine companion for anyone who collects unintentionally fascinating government documents or just loves the deadpan poetry of mid-century transport policy. Display it ironically, read it reverently, or leave it open on the coffee table as a statement piece that says, “I’m deeply into infrastructure.” Proudly rescued and offered by Crappy Old Books, where even a report on tyre adhesion is treated like the cultural artefact it secretly is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4704/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/road-research-1963-sep-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4703 Road Research 1965-1966 by Ministry of TRansport Road Research 1965–1966 (1966) by Ministry of Transport (HMSO) ISBN: none | Condition: Good Sold by Crappy Old Books At last — the sequel nobody asked for! Following the bureaucratic blockbuster Road Research 1964, the Ministry of Transport returned for another gripping instalment of graphs, gravel, and government grit. Road Research 1965–1966 continues Britain’s mid-century love affair with road surfaces, axle loads, and the comforting beige of typewritten data tables. Forget fast cars and freedom — this is the story of drainage coefficients, experimental lay-bys, and the noble quest to make sure the A40 doesn’t collapse under a Bedford lorry. Inside, expect the thrilling minutiae of a world where progress was measured in skid resistance and tar viscosity. The Ministry’s researchers, unsung heroes of the open road, braved drizzle, clipboards, and tepid tea to bring you findings so meticulous they could stop traffic — literally. You’ll find pages of line charts so beautiful they almost hum with the sound of fluorescent lighting and mechanical pencils. Condition: Good — meaning it has clearly been read, possibly sighed at, and once spent several decades absorbing the smell of damp filing cabinets. The spine is sturdy, the pages are intact, and it carries that faint patina of 1960s optimism mixed with dust. Not pristine, but let’s face it: neither are most British roads. Perfect for civil engineers, nostalgia addicts, or anyone who finds the phrase “bituminous macadam performance study” oddly comforting. Whether you display it ironically, read it sincerely, or simply want to own something no algorithm could ever recommend, this is one for the shelf. Lovingly (and a little apologetically) offered by Crappy Old Books, where we rescue forgotten bureaucratic masterpieces so you don’t have to — but you probably should. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4703/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/road-research-1965-1966-sep-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4702 Road Research 1964 by Ministry of TRansport Road Research 1964 (1964) by Ministry of Transport (HMSO) ISBN: none | Condition: Good (in the sense that a well-thumbed government report from 1964 can be good) Sold by Crappy Old Books Ah, the swinging sixties — when Britain was busy inventing roundabouts, laying tarmac with optimism, and pretending that the Morris Minor was the future of transport. Into this glamorous world rolled Road Research 1964, a publication so unflinchingly practical that it could only have come from the Ministry of Transport and the mighty presses of HMSO. This is where the Beatles meet bitumen — charts, graphs, and grainy photos documenting the heroic struggle to keep our roads from dissolving under lorries, rain, and misplaced enthusiasm. Inside, you’ll find thrilling discussions of surface dressing trials, skid-resistance coefficients, and possibly the most understated excitement ever committed to paper about painted white lines. It’s the kind of book that smells faintly of paraffin and institutional tea — perfect for anyone who’s ever looked at a traffic island and thought, “How did we get here?” Condition: Good, meaning it has survived several decades of office shelving, a filing cabinet cull, and at least one relocation to a garage. The pages are all present (a pleasant surprise), and while the cover may be more “vintage asphalt” than “mint”, it radiates that authentic mid-century bureaucratic charm you just can’t fake. A must-have for road geeks, retro-infrastructure romantics, or anyone who enjoys the dry wit of government prose from a time when “research” meant clipboards, cigarettes, and a Morris van full of measuring sticks. Another forgotten treasure lovingly rescued by Crappy Old Books, where the titles are dusty, the irony is deliberate, and the stockroom smells faintly of damp optimism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4702/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/road-research-1964-sep-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4699 Research on Road Traffic by Department of Scientific Industrial Research - Road Research Laboratory Research on Road Traffic (1967) — Department of Scientific & Industrial Research / Road Research Laboratory (HMSO) ISBN: none (because 1967. When men were bold, cars were boxy, and books didn’t need numbers) Condition: Very Good Offered by: Crappy Old Books (the name is a warning; the stock is not) Behold the most British kind of page-turner: a government report with impeccable manners. Research on Road Traffic (1967) is where clipboards met carnets, and the Road Research Laboratory tried to teach a nation of Minis and Morris Oxfords how to behave at junctions without bursting into tears. Expect the comforting perfume of mid-century empiricism: careful tables, dry wit you have to add yourself, and conclusions delivered with the calm certainty of someone wearing a tweed jacket over a lab coat. Inside you’ll find the golden age of traffic thinking—before travel apps, after horse dung—when the big questions were deliciously analog. How slippery is a road when it’s being rained on by weather, not statistics? What happens when you paint white lines and then expect people to respect them? Are roundabouts just polite chaos with landscaping? The RRL ran the tests, counted the cars, and produced evidence sturdy enough to prop a wobbly table (though we recommend reading it instead). This HMSO volume has no ISBN because it predates the era when every book came with a barcode and a marketing plan. It’s a slice of civil-service modernity, the sort of thing that could have briefed a minister, baffled a motorist, and delighted a librarian. Our copy is in Very Good shape: clean, sound, and ready to be your bedside companion, drafting partner, or conversation-starter for anyone who’s ever complained about lane discipline and meant it. Buy it to learn why roads do what they do, or to perfect your period aesthetic: the language is crisp, the graphs are unironically earnest, and the footnotes are the bookish equivalent of high-viz—quietly making everything safer. Crappy Old Books: rescuing serious works with unserious branding since before your satnav lost signal in a tunnel. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4699/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/research-on-road-traffic-sep-2025.jpg 24.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4698 Low Cost Roads by UNESCO Low Cost Roads (1971) — UNESCO / Butterworths Condition: Good — proudly roadworthy from Crappy Old Books. Looking to pave the way to civilisation without paving over the budget? Welcome to Low Cost Roads (1971), UNESCO’s earnest, delightfully straight-faced field manual for building respectable highways out of optimism, gravel, and whatever the local quarry hasn’t already turned into someone’s front step. Issued in that glorious era when a clipboard, a contour map, and a determined civil engineer could move mountains (or at least put a camber on one), this book is the practical poetry of doing more with less—and then maintaining it with a shovel and a smile. Inside you’ll find the full kit of road-building thrift: how to choose alignments that won’t slide off in the rainy season, why drainage is the cheapest miracle known to mankind, and which surface dressings keep traffic moving even when your bitumen travels second class. It’s part engineering handbook, part development pragmatism, all couched in a tone that gently implies you can, in fact, make a perfectly decent road with a roller that predates colour television. Expect chapters on: Geometric design on a shoestring — curves, gradients, and sight distances for where “money is tight” and hills are not. Subgrade sorcery — turning questionable soils into obedient foundations (laterites, we see you). Gravel, macadam & surface dressings — from hand-broken stone to that satisfying “thunk” of a pneumatic roller. Drainage, the unsung hero — side drains, mitre drains, culverts and the gospel of keeping water somewhere else. Labour vs. machinery — cost comparisons from the age when “maintenance gang” meant people and not a software subscription. Axle loads & traffic counts — how to survive lorries that weren’t in the budget. Costing & phasing — spreadsheets before spreadsheets; tables that still make sense, pencils not included. It’s earnest. It’s useful. And in our Good copy, it’s fully intact and ready to be consulted, admired, or brandished in meetings where someone suggests “just tarmac it” without a plan. Perfect for civil engineers, transport history nerds, planners, model railway megalomaniacs, or anyone who believes that a well-shaped side drain is a love letter to future you. Buy it for the technical wisdom. Keep it for the charming confidence of a time when roads were designed, drained, and diligently maintained—and when “low cost” didn’t mean “low standards.” From Crappy Old Books, where the shoulders are firm, the gradients kind, and the prose slightly cambered for runoff. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4698/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/low-cost-roads-sep-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Butterworths no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4696 London for Free by Mary Peplow and Debra Shipley London for Free By Mary Peplow & Debra Shipley (Panther, 1984) ISBN: 9780586062630 Condition: Good — like a sturdy pair of walking shoes and a pocket full of optimism. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the price of entry is usually less than a Zone 1 bus fare. Before apps, influencers, and contactless regret, there was London for Free — the plucky, pocketable survival manual for anyone determined to wring culture, history, and eccentricity out of the capital without spending the price of a tepid latte. Published in 1984, when tube maps were still folded by hand and Thatcher loomed larger than St Paul’s, this is the guide that proves the best of London has always been free: parks, parades, pageantry, pigeons, and peculiar people holding forth at Speaker’s Corner. Peplow and Shipley are your briskly efficient chaperones through a city that rewards curiosity more than cash. Expect a joyous miscellany of free museums and galleries (on the right days), church recitals, lunchtime lectures, legal pageants, changing-of-something-or-other, and architectural pilgrimages that end in unlikely cloisters and suspiciously open courtyards. There’s advice on how to hear world-class music for nothing (sit in on rehearsals), how to see priceless art for the cost of patience, and how to walk through time simply by following your feet along the Thames. Inside you’ll find: A connoisseur’s tour of parks (Regent’s for swans, Hampstead for lungs, St James’s for uniformed humans). Clever routes through the City, where churches hide Wren, and Wren hides everywhere else. The South Bank before it learned irony, with brutalism so honest it almost counts as charity. Markets you can savour with your eyes, and sometimes your nose, depending on the fish. How to attend BBC recordings, art school shows, and Inns of Court gardens with the confidence of someone who clearly belongs. Speaker’s Corner etiquette, i.e., stand back and let the metaphors fly. The tone is gloriously pre-digital: helpful, unfussy, and unimpressed by the idea that fun must be expensive. No QR codes, no “best-kept secret” that is actually a queue. Just crisp directions, tucked-away treasures, and the gentle implication that walking is the original microtransaction. Condition: Good. This copy has done a few laps of the Embankment. The spine is sound, the corners gently rounded — more “vintage A–Z” than “heirloom folio.” Pages are clean, maps legible, and the only surcharge is nostalgia. If you spot a faint crease, assume it marks a particularly rewarding bench. Reading London for Free today is like eavesdropping on an older, thrifter London whispering, “You don’t need a day pass; you need curiosity.” It’s perfect for students, flâneurs, historians-on-a-budget, and anyone who believes that the city rewards attention more than Amex. Pair it with stout shoes, a sandwich, and the unshakeable belief that the best stories begin with the word “meanwhile.” Crappy Old Books — Because some of the finest things in life are free, and the rest are pleasantly second-hand. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4696/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-for-free-sep-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586062630 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4694 Permanent Way - Materiial - Material - Plate-Laying and Points & Crossings by WH Cole Permanent Way: Material, Plate-Laying and Points & Crossings By W. H. Cole (E & F. N. Spon, 1928) ISBN: none (because 1928 didn’t need one — they had telegrams) Condition: Good — sturdy enough to survive a derailment of both trains and expectations. Offered, naturally, by Crappy Old Books, where iron, ink, and irony meet on the same track. Permanent Way — even the title sounds like something written in stone, or at least laid in steel. This 1928 masterpiece is not so much a book as a love letter to railways, composed in that brief golden age when men in waistcoats and bowler hats believed that if you laid enough rails in a straight enough line, civilisation would follow obediently behind. Author W. H. Cole was not a dreamer. He was an engineer’s engineer — the sort of man who probably wore a pocket watch and measured his tea in thousandths of an inch. And this book, his magnum opus, captures every thrilling nuance of his chosen obsession: rail alignment, ballast composition, plate-laying tolerances, and the almost erotic perfection of a well-machined crossing. Between its crisp, serious pages you’ll find chapters like: “On the Choice of Sleepers” — not, sadly, a Victorian self-help guide, but rather an exhaustive study in timber and longevity. “Expansion of Rails and Its Mitigation” — the kind of sentence that could make a thermometer blush. “Bolts, Fishplates and the Spirit of Continuity” — a hymn to fastenings so tight they could hold the British Empire together. And, of course, “Points and Crossings” — a phrase which sounds faintly risqué until you realise it’s about switches, not scandals. Cole’s writing is meticulous and utterly humourless — which makes it all the funnier to read now. There’s a steady rhythm to his prose, the sort of slow, confident hum you might hear from a well-laid track disappearing into the horizon. You can almost smell the coal dust and steam between the lines. Condition: Good. Which, in this case, means it has endured a century of rough handling without a single buckled page. The spine remains as straight as a signal post, the binding as tight as a turnbuckle, and the pages only lightly sooty from a lifetime spent too close to the engine room of progress. There may be a faint aroma of creosote, nostalgia, and bureaucracy. Reading Permanent Way today is like discovering the holy scripture of infrastructure — a world where men built things that lasted longer than governments, and where the word “temporary” was a moral failing. It’s a work of passion disguised as paperwork. So go ahead — run your fingers along its gilt title and imagine yourself at the dawn of the modern age, surveying the proud iron veins of empire stretching across the map. This was not just engineering. This was destiny, done with a measuring tape and an unshakable faith in right angles. Crappy Old Books — Keeping the spirit of steam alive, one impeccably aligned relic at a time. Our shelves are the permanent way; our customers, the rolling stock. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4694/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/permanent-way-sep-2025.jpg 31.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books E & FN Spon no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4676 John Calvin and the Later Reformation by Keith Randell John Calvin and the Later Reformation (1993) by Keith Randell (Hodder and Stoughton) — ISBN: 9780340529409 Condition: Good (or at least “Calvinistically predestined” to be so). Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the smell of theological dust is considered part of the charm, this vintage specimen of GCSE-era piety dives headlong into the austere, joy-restrained world of John Calvin and the suspiciously serious reformers who followed in his wake. Randell, ever the schoolmaster of sobriety, somehow makes predestination sound like an exam question you can still fail. Expect all the big hits: Geneva behaving like a sixteenth-century HOA with a God complex; Protestantism discovering discipline; and an entire generation of Europeans learning that fun was, in fact, a sin. The margins may be slightly tanned, the corners a touch rounded, but the righteous tone remains crisp — a relic of an age when textbooks came with actual sentences instead of PowerPoint slides. In “Good” condition, which in Calvinist terms means “not yet damned, but showing troubling signs of wear,” this copy has survived decades of student annotation, existential sighing, and probably a brief stint under a kettle. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of irony with their iconoclasm, or who simply wants to relive that glorious time when Reformation history was presented with all the drama of a sixth-form mock exam. Buy it now from Crappy Old Books — because, as Calvin might say, some books are elect, and this one was obviously predestined to end up on your shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4676/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/john-calvin-and-the-later-reformation-sep-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340529409 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4675 Western Asiatic Jewellery by KR Maxwell-Hyslop Western Asiatic Jewellery (1974) by K. R. Maxwell-Hyslop • Methuen • ISBN: 0416812903 Condition: Good • Offered by Crappy Old Books If you think bling began with hip-hop videos, K. R. Maxwell-Hyslop would like a quiet word—preferably over a tray of electrum rosettes. Western Asiatic Jewellery is the definitive archaeological catwalk show for everything glittering between the Aegean and the Indus, c. 3000–612 BC: Sumerian diadems that could stop traffic, Assyrian lion-headed earrings with opinions, and Persian goldwork so fine it practically purrs. Maxwell-Hyslop—cool, meticulous, and armed with a loupe—walks you through the deep logic of ancient ornament. Not “pretty things,” but portable status, technology, and theology in metal and stone. You’ll watch lapis lazuli commute from Afghanistan, carnelian wink from the Gulf, and goldsmiths trade secrets along caravan routes like early R&D labs on legs. Techniques get their due: granulation that looks like sugared sunlight, filigree that’s basically gold handwriting, repoussé and chasing, lost-wax casting, inlay and bezel wizardry—all mapped to sites, cultures, and dynasties. Inside, expect: Ur, Nimrud, and friends: royal tombs, hoards, and the kind of grave goods that make modern jewelry counters look shy. Motifs that travel: rosettes, ibex, winged genies, palmettes, starbursts—how symbols migrate faster than armies. From amulet to anthem: seals, pendants, pectorals, collars, torque-like neck-rings, hoop and lunate earrings, and bracelets terminating in animal heads that will not be ignored. Supply chains before spreadsheets: mines, workshops, and the economics of sparkle—who made it, who wore it, and why it mattered. Plates & plans: crisp photographs and line drawings that let you trace the solder seams of history without leaving the sofa. It’s Methuen-era scholarship with a jeweler’s steadiness—no fluff, no hand-waving, just the satisfying click of evidence fitting into context. By the end, you’ll recognize a region’s entire conversation—about power, protection, beauty, and belonging—spoken in gold, silver, electrum, faience, lapis, carnelian, agate, and shell. Condition (because you’re shopping, not time-traveling) Graded Good by your ever-honest Crappy Old Books: solid binding, clean text, sensible shelf wear, and pages with that gentle archaeological patina (age-toned, not tea-soaked). The plates and drawings remain sharp enough to make your magnifying glass feel useful rather than theatrical. Why this belongs on your shelf Because history isn’t only told in chronicles and broken walls. It’s told in clasps and closures, in a rosette that means “I belong,” and a pair of lion heads that say “approach with reverence.” This book is the field guide to those messages—the jewelry box that explains an entire world. Crappy Old Books: curating civilization’s accessories, one gloriously nerdy volume at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4675/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/western-asiatic-jewellery-sep-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4673 The Story of Opera by E Markham Lee The Story of Opera (1925) by E. Markham Lee • Scott Publishing • ISBN: none • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Before search bars, there were people—calm, tweedy people—who could explain what on earth a cabaletta was and why Wagner keeps handing the brass section a gym membership. E. Markham Lee was one of those noble guides, and The Story of Opera is his grand tour from velvet curtain to final curtain call: a pocket-sized proscenium where Monteverdi strolls in wearing history’s first sensible recitative, Mozart turns chaos into clockwork, Verdi weaponizes melody, Wagner invents the infinite sentence, and Puccini makes you cry in 4–6 business pages. Written in 1925 (when an aria could still stop time and an encore might start a riot), Lee’s book is the kind of lucid, unflappable primer that assumes you are clever and rewards you for proving it. He decodes the secret signals—overtures as thesis statements, leitmotifs as musical name tags, bel canto as athletic elegance—and treats librettos like what they are: highly caffeinated morality plays with excellent costumes. You’ll learn why sopranos always seem to have complicated evenings, how a baritone can ruin your day with just one well-placed suspicion, and where tenors keep their high notes (answer: somewhere between panic and glory). Because it’s from the age of hat pins and honest footnotes, the prose is delightfully dry in just the right places, with sudden flashes of warmth—the textual equivalent of an orchestra quietly tuning and then absolutely going for it. Expect brisk sketches of the big names, affectionate nods to the also-rans, and the gently devastating observation that opera survives every trend by sheer force of being louder, larger, and somehow truer than the room it’s in. What you’ll pick up along the way (besides a craving for velvet): How an overture tells you who’s lying and who’s merely lyrical. Why recitative moves the furniture and aria rearranges your feelings. The difference between bel canto elegance, verismo realism, and Wagnerian “pack a sandwich.” The secret life of the orchestra pit, where the conductor negotiates with destiny and the third bassoon keeps civilization intact. Field notes from Crappy Old Books (specialists in noble paper and glorious nonsense): Condition is graded Good—the respectable, still-sings-on-pitch kind of Good. The binding is sound, the pages turn with civilized rustle, and there’s the expected gentle patina of a life spent near lamps and opinions. No ISBN, of course (1925: when book numbers were called page numbers), but plenty of scholarship, cleanly set. Minor foxing may cameo like a tasteful sepia filter. If you catch a faint whisper of old library, consider it the ghost of a velvet curtain. Who is this for? Newcomers who want a map before the music starts; seasoned operagoers who enjoy nodding along while muttering “quite so”; readers who like their culture explained without being scolded; anyone who suspects that the phrase “it isn’t over till…” owes royalties to a mezzo with opinions. It’s the ideal interval companion: compact, witty, and more helpful than that stranger in Row G insisting you’ve mispronounced Guglielmo. Open it anywhere and you’ll hear the orchestra tune under the text: history humming, voices ready, the stage set. Lee won’t bully you into reverence; he’ll give you reasons to feel it. By the end, you’ll know why the lights dim, why the violins lean forward, and why, even a century later, opera still walks in like it owns the night. In short: a charming, brainy, fully house-trained guide to the biggest indoor voice humanity ever invented—wrapped in 1925 manners and still entirely showtime. Curtain up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4673/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-opera-sep-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scott Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4672 Adventure Stories for Boys by Paul Sharp Adventure Stories for Boys (1978) by Paul Sharp • Hamlyn • ISBN: 0601070704 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Back when weekends were measured in bicycle miles and not in battery percentage, Adventure Stories for Boys delivered the essential vitamins: peril, pluck, and a strong suspicion of any grown-up with a hat pulled too low. Paul Sharp’s 1978 compendium is a whistle-stop tour through everything that made your childhood knees permanently scabby—caves, quarries, sidings, secret coves, and that abandoned mill you were absolutely not supposed to explore (so obviously you did). Sharp writes like a scoutmaster with a stopwatch: brisk chapters, cliffhangers that arrive every three pages, and boys who can tie a bowline, read a suspicious footprint, and produce a sandwich of improbable structural integrity. Here, a map is not decor; it is a destiny. Signals are flashed. Torches fail at the worst possible moment. A faint light winks twice across the estuary, which means either smugglers or the world’s sassiest lighthouse. Dogs are either stalwart companions or early warning systems with tails. Because this is 1978, the cultural wallpaper is charmingly retro: pocket money that buys actual things, jumpers that could stop a light drizzle, and grown-ups who say things like “Mind how you go” just as you’re clambering into an obviously haunted boathouse. A few period attitudes creak like attic boards—treat them as you would a rickety rope bridge: step carefully, keep moving, and enjoy the view. The moral geometry is satisfyingly old-school: courage good, bullying bad, honesty best (eventually), and if you share your chocolate during a stakeout, the universe owes you a lucky break. Field notes from Crappy Old Books (your purveyors of gallant tat and heroic paper): This copy is graded Good—the adventurous sort of Good. The spine stands to attention, the pages turn without dramatic incidents, and the overall feel is “ready for another expedition.” Expect the usual light patina of a life well read (it’s called character; we charge extra for it—kidding… mostly). No faint smell of sea-salt is guaranteed, but we approve if you add your own. Why adopt this book? Because its stories remember how to sprint. They remind you that the best plans are hatched over a pencil map and two jam sandwiches; that bravery often looks like “I’ll go first, you shine the light”; and that friendship is a rope you can trust when the ledge runs out. Give it to a young reader who’s never waited for the last bus home in the rain, or keep it for yourself and rediscover that clean, flinty feeling of an adventure told by someone who knows how to load a sentence like a catapult. Open to any page and you’re immediately ankle-deep in plot: a coded notebook found under a loose flagstone; a locked shed that hums; a stranger who knows your name; a tide that doesn’t care about your timetable. There are boats whose engines cough to life at exactly the wrong moment, trains that pass at midnight, and villains with the decency to monologue just long enough for the cavalry (or your best mate) to arrive. In short: this is pure, high-visibility storytelling—reflective stripes of danger, pockets full of nerve. It’s the literary equivalent of a torch with fresh batteries and the happy knowledge that somebody packed extra biscuits. Strap it to your rucksack. Adventure rarely knocks politely; it usually whistles from the far fence and dares you to climb. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4672/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/adventure-stories-for-boys-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780601070701 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4671 Stories for Boys by Leonard Gribble Stories for Boys (1978) by Leonard Gribble • Hamlyn • ISBN: 0601086317 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books Before tablets were things you charged and not things you swallowed, there were books like this—sturdy, square-shouldered volumes stuffed with escapades that begin with “It was only meant to be a harmless…” and end with a prefect, a policeman, or a very cross uncle. Leonard Gribble’s Stories for Boys (1978) is a time capsule from the age of packed lunches wrapped in actual paper, when a torch under the duvet was a reading strategy, not a metaphor. Expect brisk adventures where bicycles are practically co-stars, pocket money stretches to the horizon, and resourcefulness is measured in string, pocketknives, and sheer pluck. There are daring scrapes, suspicious strangers, improbable clues, and an ironclad belief that a day well spent includes at least one tree, one mystery, and a dog with Opinions. The prose is clean and clipped, like a school haircut, and the pace is pure downhill-on-gravel: fast, slightly alarming, and somehow wholesome. 1978 also means delightfully concentrated nostalgia: crisp school caps, sensible jumpers, and moral compasses that point firmly to “tell the truth (eventually).” A few period attitudes wander through like aunties at a village fête—smile politely, take the bunting, enjoy the brass band. Gribble’s hallmark is here in full: plots that sprint, villains who glower, heroes who learn just enough to try it all again tomorrow. About this copy (from your long-suffering friends at Crappy Old Books): Condition is Good, which here means “ready for duty.” We’ve repaired the internal hinges front and back, so the binding is now gratifyingly good and strong—turn the pages with reckless confidence. Some gentle evidence of former boyhood may be present (we won’t snitch), but the text is intact, the paper pleasantly old-bookish, and the cover still proud of its job. Buy it for the crackle of a campfire you can hear in the sentences. Keep it for the moment a small human asks, “What did you read when you were my age?” Read it yourself for the joy of remembering that adventure used to begin the second you put the book down… and occasionally, halfway through chapter three. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4671/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stories-for-boys-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780601086313 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4670 Master of Music - A Book for Lovers of Music by Sydney Grew Master of Music — A Book for Lovers of Music (1924) by Sydney Grew • G.T. Foulis • ISBN: none (obviously) • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever wanted a well-mannered 1920s gentleman to take you gently by the lapels and explain why your soul needs counterpoint, Sydney Grew is your man. Master of Music is a brisk stroll through a world where gramophones are thrilling novelties, orchestras wear evening dress in the afternoon, and the phrase “modern music” still means Debussy causing a small scandal at tea. Grew writes like a conductor with excellent posture—firm downbeat, twinkling eye—and invites you to become, if not a master, then at least an accomplice to the crime of loving music rather too much. This is the sort of book that can turn a tram ride into a lecture hall and a rainy Sunday into the front row of the Queen’s Hall. Grew cheerfully de-mystifies the big names (yes, Beethoven really did work for a living), salutes the humble craft of harmony, and urges readers to listen with an attention span measured in adagios rather than TikToks. He’s opinionated in the best possible way: amused, generous, and occasionally sharp enough to tune a viola. Published by G.T. Foulis in 1924, it bears all the dignified charms of the period—plainspoken typography, sensible headings, and that peculiarly British mix of scholarship and mischief. There’s no ISBN, because numbers had not yet learned to behave themselves in bookshops. What you do get is a pocketable guide to musical thinking from a moment when concert halls were temples, programme notes were prose, and the audience still wore hats big enough to have their own acoustics. About this copy (from your friends at Crappy Old Books): Condition is Good—a sturdy, well-behaved survivor with the usual polite signs of age you’d expect from a centenarian who still keeps time. Nothing tragic reported; just the patina of a life well read. Exactly the sort of book you’ll want to keep within arm’s reach of the gramophone you swear you’re going to buy one day. Buy it for the wit. Keep it for the warmth. Read it for the pleasant feeling that, just maybe, you and Sydney Grew are sharing the same perfectly timed nod at bar 32. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4670/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/masters-of-music-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books GT Foulis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4669 THe Shining Levels by John Wyatt The Shining Levels (1974) – John Wyatt – Readers Union – Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books grading scale: “still recognisably a book”) Here we have The Shining Levels, John Wyatt’s pastoral ode to the Lake District, first published in 1973 and promptly snapped up for Readers Union hardback duty in 1974. Wyatt, who really was a Lake District forest ranger (because “lives in a hut and likes trees” didn’t look good on dust jackets), wrote this memoir as a hymn to nature, solitude, and the noble art of avoiding office work. What’s inside? Expect musings on owls, stags, the weather (in exhaustive Cumbrian detail), and the kind of woodland encounters that usually get adapted into BBC2 nature documentaries narrated in reverent whispers. It’s equal parts Thoreau-lite and “Boy Scouts for grown men,” sprinkled with enough lyrical imagery to make Wordsworth roll his eyes in his grave and mutter, “steady on, lad.” Condition: Good—but not Sotheby’s good. This is Crappy Old Books good. The jacket may look like it has survived a small flood, the spine is doing that slightly loose wobble thing, and the pages are just faintly the colour of weak tea. Still, the text is intact, and no previous owner has drawn a moustache on Wyatt (though they probably wanted to). No ISBN, because in 1974 books either had them or didn’t, and Readers Union preferred to live dangerously. You’ll just have to trust the bibliographic gods that this really is the right book, and not, say, a misplaced Reader’s Digest “Condensed Mushrooms of Britain.” Why own it? Because it’s a time capsule of a Britain that thought nothing of sending men into the woods with a notebook and a flask, then applauding when they returned months later with a manuscript and an unsettling knowledge of badgers. It’s perfect for ironic hipster shelves, Lake District romantics, or anyone who thinks modern rewilding needs more tweed. A shining level, indeed—of mild eccentricity, nostalgia, and slightly foxed paper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4669/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-shining-lefels-sep2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Readers Union no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4667 The Forests of England by Peter J Neville Havins The Forests of England (1976) by Peter J. Neville Havins The Readers Union • ISBN: none (trees don’t queue for barcodes) • Condition: Good — conscientiously supplied by Crappy Old Books This is England with its hat off and its roots showing. Peter J. Neville Havins leads you through the country’s green memory palace—royal forests, ancient woods, commons, chases—and explains why half our history was basically people negotiating with trees. Expect venison and vert, verderers and perambulations, charcoal burners who know every star by its smoke pattern, and kings who keep inventing new ways to describe “my deer, your turnips.” Havins has the ideal guide’s temperament: part archivist, part rambler, part politely suspicious of progress. He strolls from Sherwood to the New Forest, tips his cap to Dean, nods at Epping, and stops to admire an oak that has seen more constitutions than you’ve seen kettles. There’s the Norman thunderclap of Forest Law (pannage, estovers, turbary—admit it, you love the vocabulary), the medieval rhythm of coppice and pollard, the smoky age of charcoal and iron, and the tidy modern habit of calling a plantation a “crop” as if spruces were obedient wheat. He shows how a forest could be a legal category, an economy, a refuge, a problem, and a poem—all before lunch. What you’ll learn while pretending you’re just reading about trees: How assarting is not a misprint but a medieval method of nibbling forest into field. Why perambulating the bounds is the most English cardio on record. That common rights (pannage for pigs! estovers for fuel!) are the social contract in wellies. How wolves bow out, deer and boar overstay, and the OS map becomes scripture. Why the word “forest” once meant “don’t even look at the king’s deer without a lawyer.” The prose is clear, companionable, and faintly mossy in the best way—history that never forgets the smell of leaf mould. Havins writes the infrastructure of wonder: the law codes, surveys, and boundary oaks that made England a country where you can get lost on purpose and call it culture. About this copy: graded Good by Crappy Old Books—sturdy, clean, and fully leaf-ready. The binding is as steady as a gate post; the pages turn with the satisfying hush of a path through beech. No ISBN (the trees declined), but plenty of authority and a sensible index that behaves itself. File under: Environmental History with Boots On, Forest Law for People Who Prefer Picnic Law, and Topography That Outlived Its Kings. Read it for the pleasure of finding England’s past in a glade; keep it for the words (pannage! vert! assart!) that make modern life feel under-vocabularied. Crappy Old Books: we ship volumes with rings in the grain and facts in the footnotes—perfect for anyone who suspects a good walk is also a primary source. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4667/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-forests-of-england-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Readers Union no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4665 Enjoying Scotland by Campbell Steven Enjoying Scotland (1972) by Campbell Steven The Travel Book Club • ISBN: none (because beauty seldom bothers with barcodes) Condition: Good — faithfully supplied by Crappy Old Books Open this handsome, clubbable volume and step into a Scotland where maps crackle, roads have passing places that double as social events, and weather is best described as “character-building with scenic intervals.” Campbell Steven writes with that brisk, well-booted optimism of the classic British travel guide: part coach driver, part kindly headmaster, part enthusiastic meteorologist. The thesis is simple and deeply correct: Scotland is enjoy-able—provided you dress sensibly, walk toward the view, and accept that the midges are unionised. You’ll get the full tartan symphony—lochs pretending to be mirrors, glens that do chiaroscuro, islands that play hard to get—but also the humane logistics that turn postcards into weekends: where to find a tearoom when the cloud comes down, why the single-track road is a personality test, and how to behave on a ferry as if you’ve always known which side the land will be on. There’s the cheerful taxonomy of castles (ruinous and photogenic vs. habitable and slightly drafty), the civilised appreciation of ceilidhs (“cardio with fiddles”), and a robust respect for OS maps, which are treated as scripture with gridlines. Expect gently ironical wisdom such as: The Five Weather Day, in which you experience all of them and still make your dinner reservation. Midge protocol: stand in the breeze, walk briskly, claim you’re “absolutely fine.” Munro arithmetic: climb one, become strangely certain you could do fifty-four, schedule physio for Tuesday. Shortbread logistics: buy it on arrival, pretend it’s for gifts, eat it before the second page of the chapter on Skye. Steven’s tone is companionable and unflappable—never the bore who insists you pronounce everything in Gaelic before you’re allowed a sandwich. He evangelises for walks that begin at car parks and end in legends, for village shows where the baking is competitive but the gossip cooperative, and for that moment on a hill path when a break in the cloud pulls the landscape’s emergency cord and the whole stage lights up. This particular copy from Crappy Old Books is graded Good—which in our dialect means sturdy, clean, and keen for another lap of the Cairngorms. The binding is shipshape, the pages ready to be consulted over soup, and the cover bears just enough patina to look at home on any shelf that knows the difference between drizzle and dreich. No ISBN, of course: 1972 preferred punctual trains and sensible shoes to databases. File under: Travel, properly British, Meteorology for Romantics, and How to have a nice time even if the sky is editorial. Read it for the routes, keep it for the voice, and deploy it whenever someone suggests Scotland is only for August and postcards. It’s for every month that owns a vowel—and for anyone who recognises that a good day out is often just a good attitude, plus a thermos. Crappy Old Books: we supply guidebooks with manners, mountains with opinions, and the quiet certitude that happiness can be achieved with a view, a path, and something buttered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4665/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/enjoying-scotland-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4663 The Naked Investor by Robert Heller The Naked Investor (1976) by Robert Heller Weidenfeld & Nicolson • ISBN 0297771914 • Condition: Good — from the irreverent vaults of Crappy Old Books Strip away the jargon, the pinstripes, the ceremonial throat-clearing, and what’s left of the stock market? According to Robert Heller: a very human comedy with ledgers. The Naked Investor arrives from that gloriously analog decade when trades were phoned in, charts were drawn with actual rulers, and the phrase “retail investor” meant a person who read the financial pages with toast crumbs on the table. Heller—cool-eyed journalist, connoisseur of management mischief—invites you to shed the emperor’s new metrics and look at money with your wits about you. This is not a “ten steps to effortless wealth” tract (the only effortless thing here is the prose). It’s a witty demystification of markets as they are actually experienced: messy, cyclical, and populated by optimists who call themselves realists and realists who quietly buy an umbrella. Heller escorts you through brokers’ offices and boardrooms, past the solemn altars of Prospectus and Dividend, out into the weather where prices wander about like sheep with opinions. Along the way he exposes the most resilient investment product of all time: the investor’s delusion—in bull markets, that one is a genius; in bear markets, that one is a philosopher. Expect: Psychology with a balance sheet—the little habits that turn “strategy” into “story we told ourselves.” Risk without melodrama—measured in opportunity cost and shoe leather, not numerology. The old religion of income—coupons clipped, yields considered, and the enduring comfort of an asset that actually pays rent for its shelf space. A polite evisceration of fads—because fashions change faster than fundamentals, and Heller enjoys the contrast. Is it history? Yes, in that it captures the feel of mid-’70s money—stiff collars, soft paper, and a background hum of inflation. Is it current? Disconcertingly so; human nature has not updated its firmware. You can read this in a world of apps and algorithms and still hear the same chorus: fear, greed, hope, and the faint cough of hindsight clearing its throat. About this copy: graded Good by Crappy Old Books—clean, tight, and ready for marginalia. The dust jacket may have done a little honest time on a commuter seat; the spine has survived the market’s mood swings with composure. Exactly the sort of book you can read with a pencil in hand and a beverage nearby without fear of catastrophe (for the book, anyway). File under: Markets, unblushed, Behavioral finance before it had a name, and Personal finance written by someone who can write. Read it for the pleasure of being talked to like an adult; keep it for the quiet courage it lends when everyone else is shouting “next big thing.” Crappy Old Books: we can’t promise riches, but we do guarantee dividends in wit—and those compound nicely. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4663/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-naked-investor-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297771913 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4661 Cambridge - Beautiful England by Ruth Mellanby Cambridge — Beautiful England (1951) by Ruth Mellanby Blackie & Son • ISBN: none (beauty predates barcodes) • Condition: Good With a bonus stowaway: a modern guide to Cambridge from All Seasons Guest House, CB4 This is Cambridge in its Sunday best—punts gliding like well-mannered commas, lawns barbered to within an inch of Platonic ideal, and colleges that seem to have been designed by someone with a protractor and a firm belief in eternity. Ruth Mellanby serves as your impeccably polite chaperone through the Beautiful England tradition: prose ironed flat and neat, vistas arranged just so, and the quiet suggestion that a life of the mind pairs nicely with a sensible hat. Turn the pages and you’ll meet the Cambridge greatest hits album: bridges that know they’re photogenic, chapels that tune the sky, libraries that hum at the frequency of shushing. The river Cam performs its eternal party trick—turning undergraduates into gondoliers—and every street appears to have been swept by a committee armed with brushes, Latin tags, and standards. Mellanby’s voice is gently authoritative, the literary equivalent of a concierge who has never once been wrong about the weather. And then—because the gods of juxtaposition are kind—this copy arrives with a modern guide from All Seasons Guest House (CB4) tucked in, like a time traveller’s calling card. One minute you’re admiring the Backs with 1951 eyes; the next you’re pointed toward present-day cafés, cycle lanes, and the sort of practical advice that involves timetables and check-out times. Together they make a perfect Cambridge duet: gowns and Wi-Fi, cloisters and contactless, punting poles and bus routes. You can tour King’s Parade in sepia and then find lunch in full colour. About the book itself: graded Good in the time-honoured Crappy Old Books dialect—sound, clean, and proud of its age. Expect the light, honest patina of a volume that has been browsed respectfully, possibly while wearing tweed. The pages still lift like a hush in chapel; the binding has the sturdy cheer of a porter at the gate. File under: Topography with manners, Post-war serenity, pre-Instagram symmetry, and Universities that moonlight as architectural arguments. Read it for the gracious sentences and postcard vistas; keep it because it looks at home on any shelf that believes in intelligence and good lighting. Crappy Old Books: we pair yesterday’s elegance with today’s directions, so you can admire the view and still make your dinner reservation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4661/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cambridge-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackie and Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4660 Aromatherapy for Women by Maggie Tisserand Aromatherapy for Women (1985) by Maggie Tisserand Thorsons • ISBN 9780722511190 • Condition: Fair (ex-library; a few stains on the front page—otherwise in great shape) Stockist: Crappy Old Books—we ship books that smell faintly of history and sometimes lavender Welcome to 1985, when shoulder pads were mighty, Walkmans were sovereign, and the bathroom windowsill became a tiny apothecary. Maggie Tisserand’s Aromatherapy for Women is the handbook for anyone who has ever thought, “What if my to-do list could be conquered with bergamot and a brave face?” It’s the pre-podcast, pre-influencer era of wellness, written with brisk clarity and the serene conviction that a small bottle of oil and a sensible plan can talk your cortisol off the ledge. This is aromatherapy without the mystic fog machine: straightforward, practical, and grounded in the everyday rhythms of women’s lives. Tisserand organizes those miraculous little vials into something like a filing system for feelings—lavender for the drama, rose for the diplomacy, clary sage for the existential shrug, peppermint for the meeting that should have been an email (if email had been invented). You’ll find blends for cycles and seasons, tips for baths that actually restore you rather than marinate you, and massage techniques that say “I read the instructions” instead of “I poked your shoulder and hoped.” Expect: The Greatest Hits of the Oil Cabinet—tea tree being unflappably useful, patchouli behaving better than its reputation, and ylang-ylang arriving overdressed but welcome. How to not aromatherapy your houseplants—dilutions, carrier oils, and the simple math that keeps enthusiasm from becoming Eau de Whoops. Rituals that are really routines—calm, repeatable, and smugly effective, even when the day has been held together with hairpins and tea. Is it medicine? No. Is it a surprisingly sturdy toolkit for mood, ritual, and basic “I am a person who deserves to exhale”? Absolutely. Tisserand’s tone is warm, unbossy, and happily free of moon-charge instructions. You’ll come away with a few recipes, a few habits, and the pleasant realization that your bathroom has been auditioning to be a spa all along. As for this copy: graded Fair by Crappy Old Books, which in our dialect means “fully readable, structurally sound, and carrying honest evidence of a life well-lived.” It’s ex-library, so expect the dignified pageantry—stamps, a catalogue number perhaps, the faint outline where a lending pocket once plotted your social calendar. There are a few stains on the front page (call them patina, or proof that oils and human hands once met), but otherwise the book is in great condition—the kind you can actually use without clutching your pearls. File under: Self-care before quotes went on mugs, Practical witchcraft for rational people, and How to smell like you have your life together. Read it for the recipes; keep it for the ritual. And if a whiff of lavender escapes the parcel on arrival—consider it a bonus. Crappy Old Books: we specialize in titles that know where the calm lives (usually between the bath and the kettle). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4660/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aromatherapy-for-women-sep-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thorsons 9780722511190 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4659 The Low Carbohydrate Diet by Evelyn Fiore The Low Carbohydrate Diet (1976) by Evelyn Fiore Michael Joseph • ISBN 0718102339 • Condition: Good — courteously curated by Crappy Old Books Behold the 1970s, when kitchens wore avocado green and nutritional advice came with a side of cheerful certainty. Evelyn Fiore’s The Low Carbohydrate Diet is a brisk, no-nonsense tour of eating fewer starches without surrendering your dignity (or your dinner). It’s pre-app, pre-macro, pre-someone-on-a-podcast; just pages, a pencil, and the sort of recipes that know what a frying pan is for. Fiore’s tone is schoolteacher-meets-hostess: kind but firm, and inclined to believe you can manage a week without bread if properly briefed. She sketches out the usual suspects (sugar, flour, the carbohydrates lurking in “innocent” places) and then arms you with menus, substitutions, and a pep talk that sounds like it was delivered between courses. There are charts. There are lists. There are recipes that wink at indulgence while politely escorting potatoes to the door. Expect such 1970s delights as: Steak that means it (and salads that mind their own business). Eggs in several convincing disguises, none of which apologize. Sauces that earn their keep—creamy, zesty, quietly triumphant—designed to make you forget there used to be pasta here. The occasional inventive dessert that proves restraint can be theatrical. Is this a medical treatise? Absolutely not. It’s a time-stamped manual for the eternally recurring human project: “eat differently, feel virtuous.” Fiore belongs to that charming era when a diet book assumed you owned a casserole dish, a sense of humor, and a calendar. No fearmongering; just straightforward “here’s what to cook and how not to be bored.” This particular copy arrives Good by Crappy Old Books standards: smart, sound, and ready to be propped open with a salt cellar. Pages are crisp enough to survive a splash, the spine has seen some flipping (a sign of use, not defeat), and the jacket has the seasoned competence of someone who’s hosted a dinner party where three guests announced “no carbs” at the door. File under: Vintage diet lit with backbone, Menus that don’t sulk, and The pre-influencer era of sensible kitchen optimism. Read it for the snapshot of 1976 culinary common sense; keep it because the recipes still cook, the tone still carries, and the resolve is delightfully contagious. Crappy Old Books: we plate the past with a garnish of honesty and ship it to your shelf—no bun, plenty of flavor. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4659/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-low-carbohydrate-diet-sep-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph 9780718102333 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4658 A Seection of Modern English Prose - With Complete Urdu Translation by ghulam Mohy-Ud-Din A Seection of Modern English Prose — With Complete Urdu Translation (c.1950) by Ghulam Mohy-Ud-Din Ilmi Kitab Khana • ISBN: none (pre-ISBN, proudly analog) • Condition: Fair Provenance flourish: Stamped “Iqbal Book Corner, Lahore.” Exact date: unknown (mysterious, romantic, probably right after the ink dried) Behold a bilingual time capsule with chalk on its cuffs and a staffroom key in its pocket. A Seection of Modern English Prose—and yes, the cover’s charming orthographic swagger is part of the appeal—gathers sturdy slices of “modern” English writing and mirrors them into Urdu with the sober confidence of a headmaster who has seen every exam trick since 1932. On the left: English sentences flexing their clauses like they’ve been to finishing school. On the right: Urdu translations that land with poise, idiom, and the unruffled elegance of a well-placed nuqtah. Together, they make a bridge you can actually walk across, lunchbox in hand. This is the vintage classroom without the chalk dust: model paragraphs, clipped wit, moral fibre by paragraph three. It’s the sort of anthology that taught generations how English thinks in commas—and how Urdu replies with rhythm. The joy is in the cross-talk: metaphor unpacked into meaning; idiom negotiated into a handshake; a joke that still works after it’s changed shoes. Somewhere between “explanatory rigor” and “quietly delighted,” Ghulam Mohy-Ud-Din conducts the whole exercise with the calm of a teacher who knows the margin is where understanding lives. Add to that the delicious provenance: a stamp from Iqbal Book Corner, Lahore, proof that this volume had a bustling social life before it met your shelf. You can almost hear the faint bell of a shop door and the rustle of brown paper. Ilmi Kitab Khana on the title page completes the trifecta: publisher, bookseller, and teacher all present, taking attendance in two languages. About the condition: Fair, as certified by Crappy Old Books—our polite way of saying it’s been to school and back, possibly several semesters in a row. Expect honest shelfwear, a spine that knows its duties, pages that have participated fully in the educational enterprise. Nothing precious; everything serviceable. The sort of book that looks like it could still pass an oral exam. Is it literature? Is it pedagogy? Yes. It’s translation as infrastructure—clear, solid, slightly over-engineered, and capable of carrying generations across a river of unfamiliar syntax. It’s also a compact reminder that “modern” is a moving target, but clarity never goes out of style. File under: Bilingual Anthologies, Translation Studies Without the Jargon, Pedagogy That Actually Pedagogues, and Evidence That Bookshop Stamps Are the Best Kind of Provenance. Take it home for the code-switching; keep it for the small miracle of two languages sharing the same thought without losing their tempers. Crappy Old Books: purveyors of volumes that have done real work in the world—and still clock in on time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4658/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-selection-of-modern-english-prose-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ilmi Kitab Khana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4656 A Cargo of Parrots by R Hernekin Baptist A Cargo of Parrots (1938) by R. Hernekin Baptist Macmillan • ISBN: none (pre-barcode, pre-nonsense) • Condition: Good (spine with a jaunty list to starboard) Part travelogue, part caper, part ornithological stand-up routine, A Cargo of Parrots sails breezily through the between-the-wars world with a hold full of feathers and opinions. R. Hernekin Baptist—whose name sounds perfectly invented even if it isn’t—ushers you from jungle edge to dockside, through customs sheds, shipping offices and clubs where the gin is tepid and the conversation is not. Every stop delivers a fresh chorus of squawks: parrots commenting on humanity in flawless mimicry, and humanity answering back in paperwork. Expect steamers, sidings, and the gentle thump of crates marked “LIVE, DO NOT TIP,” which everyone immediately tips. Expect consuls who are never quite at their desks, quartermasters who have seen it all, and a narrator who suspects the parrots are running a more coherent operation than the shipping lines. The humour is dry enough to qualify as a climate; the observations land like postcards written in pencil during a thunderstorm. Somewhere between a comic report and a gentlemanly escapade, it’s the sort of tale that smells faintly of spilled ink, rope, and tropical rain that missed its appointment. Is it high literature? Perhaps not. Is it high entertainment? Absolutely—especially if your idea of a good time is watching bureaucracy and birds attempt to out-talk each other. The pages feel like dispatches from a world where maps are persuasive, timetables are optimistic, and parrots learn new phrases faster than officials stamp forms. This copy from Crappy Old Books is graded Good: clean, complete, and very much seaworthy. The spine is slightly slanted—call it rakish, like a captain’s cap in a headwind. Shelves adore a bit of character; so do we. Binding sound, pages ready for voyage, parrots (regrettably) not included. File under: Travel & capers with feathers, Pre-war ports and post-hoc wisdom, and Things that talk back. Read it for the atmosphere, keep it for the voice, and display it for the title alone—which does an admirable job of announcing its intentions. Crappy Old Books: we ship books with stories, and stories with just enough tilt to prove they’ve been somewhere. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4656/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-cargo-of-parrots-sep-2025.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4655 Ivories by William Maskell Ivories (1875) by William Maskell South Kensington Museum (precursor to the V&A) • ISBN: none (Victorians hadn’t invented the barcode for books yet) Condition: Good — courtesy of Crappy Old Books Open this compact Victorian time machine and step into a world where scholarship wears a stiff collar and carries a lorgnette. William Maskell—high-church liturgist turned connoisseur with a talent for cool understatement—guides you through a cabinet of marvels carved from the tusks of history: Roman consular diptychs that announce prestige with a flourish; Byzantine panels that glint with theological side-eye; medieval caskets, combs, croziers, pyxides, and the occasional saint who looks like he’s had quite enough incense for one lifetime. It’s the decorative arts, but narrated by a man who files his adjectives alphabetically and never knowingly overstates a provenance. This is not a coffee-table book; it’s a museum in pamphlet form—a lucid, unfussy tour of objects that once lived on altars, in pockets, and under glass. Expect numbered entries, judicious dates (“circa” doing Olympian heavy lifting), and that delightful Victorian habit of comparing everything to something in a different museum six minutes away by hansom cab. Maskell does the slow magic trick: by the end, “ivory” isn’t a material, it’s a grammar—of line, relief, and light. And yes, we read with 21st-century eyes. The book is a document of its era, concerned with art, craft, and devotion, not with the ethics that modern readers rightly bring to the subject. Consider it a primary source on taste and taxonomy, not a manifesto for procurement. The marvels here are the hands that carved, the minds that commissioned, and the scholarly calm with which Maskell lays them out for inspection. As for this particular copy: graded Good by Crappy Old Books, which means sturdy, honest, and entirely prepared to be consulted without flinching. Think “sound binding, respectable pages, mild Victorian gravitas,” rather than “mint, hermetically sealed, never allowed to see a lamplight.” No ISBN, naturally—1875 preferred plates and pedantry to digits and databases. File under: Decorative Arts → Ivory Carving, Museum Catalogues with Backbone, and How to Admire a Diptych Without Spilling Your Tea. Recommended for art historians, ecclesiastical magpies, makers who like to see what virtuosity looks like under a magnifying glass, and anyone who suspects footnotes were better when they said “cf.” more often. Crappy Old Books: we sell the past with all its patina—and occasionally a faint aroma of the reading room—so you can argue with it in the comfort of your armchair. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4655/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ivories-sep-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books South Kensington Museum no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4654 Portugal by Sarah Bradford Portugal (1973) by Sarah Bradford Thames & Hudson • ISBN 0500120293 • Condition: Good Bonus ephemera: a Financial Times clipping tucked inside Provenance: Ex-library, Seafarers Education Service, London (stamps, stories, the works) Here’s Portugal caught at a fascinating moment—framed before everyone started saying “post-something”—and presented in that unmistakably handsome Thames & Hudson way that makes coffee tables sit up straighter. Sarah Bradford plays host with dry wit and a suspiciously encyclopedic calm, the sort of author who can glide from cork forests to cloisters without spilling a drop of nuance. This isn’t a brochure with sun hats; it’s a cultured stroll through a country where tiles gossip, monasteries keep their own weather, and every village has an opinionated pastry. Expect a tour that treats history like it’s still on speaking terms with geography. Cities arrive fully dressed (Lisbon in slightly rumpled elegance, Porto in stubborn granite), while the countryside turns out in shades of cork, olive, and “we’ve been doing it this way for centuries, thanks.” There’s a sense of a nation balancing the ocean at its doorstep with the quietly baroque business of daily life inland—exactly the sort of tension sailors discuss on night watches and historians underline in the margins. Speaking of sailors: this copy sailed through the Seafarers Education Service in London, which feels exactly right. Imagine it propped in a shipboard library, consulted by someone who can tie six kinds of knots and wants to know whether Coimbra’s steps are as steep as the charts suggest. The usual ex-library flourishes apply—stamps, a discreet label or two—evidence not of neglect but honest mileage. Seafarers do love a well-traveled book. And then there’s the tucked-in surprise: a Financial Times clipping, the literary equivalent of finding a pressed leaf inside a herbarium. We have not read it (we’re not monsters), but we salute its presence. Consider it a gratis footnote from the 20th century, or a ready-made bookmark that already knows the market value of sardines. Condition is Good in the proud Crappy Old Books tradition: square, sound, perfectly readable, with the lived-in dignity of a guide who’s actually been somewhere. Not mint—mint is for chewing—but steady enough to survive an airport lounge, a commuter train, or a spirited debate about whether custard tarts count as breakfast (they do). File this under: Countries with excellent pastries and long memories, Elegant publishing choices your shelves will thank you for, and Travel writing that wears a blazer and knows where the archives are. Buy it for the Thames & Hudson charm; keep it for the sly pleasure of meeting Portugal on the page without the sunburn. Crappy Old Books: bringing you volumes with provenance, personality, and occasionally a pink newspaper tucked inside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4654/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/portugal-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500120293 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4653 Tales From The South China Seas - Images of the British in South East Asia in the Twentieth Century by Charles Allen Tales From The South China Seas — Images of the British in South-East Asia in the Twentieth Century (1988) by Charles Allen Futura • ISBN 9780708824948 • Condition: Very Good Open this and hear a chorus: planters and port clerks, nurses and nannies, gunboat lieutenants and rubber-estate accountants—all remembering the tropics with that unmistakable cocktail of sun, sweat, bureaucracy, and bravado. Charles Allen doesn’t so much “write” as conduct an oral history orchestra, letting the brass of empire toot while the strings of everyday life saw away beneath: the monsoon that cancelled everything, the tea that solved nothing, the paperwork that outlived everyone. It’s the British abroad as they liked to imagine themselves (stalwart, mosquito-proof, politely sunburned) and as they actually were (resourceful, contradictory, occasionally ridiculous). Postcards from Malaya and Borneo and Singapore, written after the gin wore off: school speech days and sudden departures, steamers and strikes, cricket on pitches that doubled as parade grounds, and the delicate art of keeping creases in linen at 98% humidity. Some recollections glow with sepia charm; others bristle with the politics of power—Allen lets them sit together, like distant cousins at a wedding who insist they’re getting on fine. Is it history? Absolutely. But it’s history with the volume knob turned to voices—messy, human, sometimes unreliable, forever illuminating. You get the grandeur of imperial project and the granular of daily routine: where to buy a fan, how to dodge a gecko, what to do when your station runs out of carbon paper (panic, then improvise). This particular copy from Crappy Old Books is graded Very Good—our famously sober way of saying it’s been treated with respect. The spine is steady, the pages clean, and the corners only lightly seasoned by time; the sort of book that looks as if it has listened attentively rather than shouted. No glamorous dust-jacket drama to report; just a tidy veteran ready for another tour of duty on your shelf. File under: Oral histories you’ll quote out loud, Laundry versus monsoon: a case study, and How to run an empire with a ledger, a hat, and optimism. Read it for the romance of steamship timetables; keep it for the reminder that the past is best approached with an open window, a skeptical eyebrow, and, ideally, a ceiling fan. Crappy Old Books: we ship stories with their patina intact. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4653/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tales-from-the-south-china-seas-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708824948 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4652 Silicon Valley Fever by Judith K Larsen and Everett M Rogers Silicon Valley Fever (1984) by Judith K. Larsen & Everett M. Rogers George Allen & Unwin • ISBN 0040010082 • Condition: Good (dust jacket repaired with honest-to-goodness cellotape) Before “move fast and break things,” there was “move steadily and solder things.” Silicon Valley Fever is a wonderfully time-capsuled tour of Santa Clara County right as the orchards give way to office parks and the garage myth becomes a business plan. Co-authored by Everett M. Rogers (yes, the Diffusion of Innovations Rogers), it reads like an anthropologist’s field report on a newly discovered tribe: venture capitalists in their natural habitat, Stanford acting as a benevolent landlord, and semiconductor engineers speaking fluent acronym. You’ll meet companies that still exist, companies that exited via footnote, and the primordial ooze of start-up culture before hoodies became uniform and “disruption” became a personality. Quirks you’ll love (and possibly underline while nodding smugly): How ideas actually spread in tech communities—by gossip, coffee, and proximity—long before Slack and “ecosystem” dashboards. The delicate ecosystem of founders ↔ fabs ↔ funding, with defense contracts and university labs as the unseen weather. A Valley where networking meant literal meet-ups, not packet-switched destiny. It’s part business history, part social science, and part sage warning from a world that somehow shipped hardware on time. If today’s tech memoirs are TED talks in hardcover, this is the backstage pass, complete with the smell of flux and cautious optimism. Now, about this particular copy from Crappy Old Books: it’s Good—pages perfectly serviceable, binding doing its job like a stoic mid-level manager. The back dust jacket was torn, and in a bold act of radical candor (and stationery), we cellotaped it. The repair is purely functional, not the least bit glamorous—think garage prototype rather than launch keynote. Consider it period-accurate: Silicon Valley has always loved a bit of duct tape between it and the future. File it under: Tech history you can actually read, Innovation before influencers, and Why the map mattered more than the motivational poster. Buy it for the Rogers cred, keep it for the crisp reminder that the future used to be made with oscilloscopes and lunch meetings. Crappy Old Books: we fix the jacket so you don’t have to fix your expectations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4652/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/silicon-valley-fever-sep-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin 9780040010085 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4651 Madame Lynch and Friend by Alyn Brodsky Madame Lynch and Friend (1976) by Alyn Brodsky Cassell • ISBN 0304297658 • Condition: Good (sun-kissed cover) Meet one of the 19th century’s most audacious power couples: Eliza Lynch—Irish-born salonist turned Paraguayan legend—and her “friend” (read: lightning rod, lover, and war-making president) Francisco Solano López. In this brisk, gossipy history, Alyn Brodsky whisks you from European drawing rooms to the feverish theatres of the War of the Triple Alliance, charting how a woman with a fan and a spine of steel helped bend a country’s fate. It’s geopolitics with opera gloves; diplomacy conducted between a chaise longue and a cavalry charge. Brodsky has a talent for the raised eyebrow. He delights in the footnotes where reputations go to trip over their hems, and keeps the narrative moving like a carriage that’s slightly late for everything. If you like your biographies with equal parts scandal and statecraft—where wardrobes are described with the same relish as war aims—you’re in the right boudoir. This copy comes to you from Crappy Old Books, the bookshop that believes character is a feature, not a flaw. It’s Good, which is to say perfectly readable, structurally sound, and carrying the worldly patina of a volume that once knew what sunshine felt like. The front cover shows gentle fading, the sort acquired while lounging about on the beach—think “Paraguayan afternoon” rather than “shipwreck memoir.” Inside, Brodsky’s sentences are as intact as Eliza’s reputation is… negotiable. Slip it on your shelf between “scandalous biography” and “how did they get away with that?”, and prepare to argue with the margins about whether Eliza was femme fatale, proto–first lady, or simply the smartest person in the room. Crappy Old Books: we don’t judge; we just ship. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4651/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/madame-lynch-and-friend-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell 9780304297658 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4650 Philosophy of the Ancients by Friedo Ricken Philosophy of the Ancients (1991) – Friedo Ricken (University of Notre Dame Press, ISBN: 0268015880, Condition: Good — reluctantly unleashed by “Crappy Old Books”) Ah, the ancients. Those toga-clad overachievers who spent their time inventing democracy, geometry, and the concept of arguing about everything forever. Friedo Ricken’s Philosophy of the Ancients (1991) is the respectable crash course in all of it — from the cryptic wisdom of Heraclitus to Aristotle’s relentless system-building, with Plato floating somewhere in between insisting he’s right about everything. This is no glossy “philosophy for dummies.” No cartoons of Socrates holding a latte. Ricken delivers the serious goods: crisp overviews, clean exposition, and just enough detail to remind you why ancient philosophy degrees exist. It’s the kind of book that makes you nod gravely, mutter “ah yes, teleology,” and then quietly check the glossary. Condition: Good. In Crappy Old Books dialect, that means “not pristine, but still capable of conveying eternal truths.” The spine may have been cracked in the pursuit of wisdom, the pages may bear a whiff of academic despair, but everything remains readable, sturdy, and reassuringly earnest. It looks like what it is: a book that has survived seminars, coffee spills, and possibly one or two late-night crises of meaning. So if you’d like to spend your evenings arguing with shadows in a cave, pondering the Stoics’ stiff-upper-lip approach to life, or marvelling at how Epicurus basically invented the weekend, this is your ticket. Crappy Old Books proudly (well, with a faint sigh) offers you this doorway to 2,500 years of thought — slightly worn, thoroughly Good, and infinitely better than scrolling through social media for philosophy quotes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4650/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/philosophy-of-the-ancients-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of Notre Dame Press 9780268015886 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4649 Lestrade And The Kiss Of Horus by MJ Trow Lestrade and the Kiss of Horus (1995) – M.J. Trow (Constable, ISBN: 9780094740006, Condition: Good — battered into circulation and now liberated by “Crappy Old Books.” Ex-library copy, once stamped and catalogued by Suffolk County Council.) Inspector Lestrade: long-suffering Scotland Yard man, eternal butt of Sherlock Holmes’s sarcasm, and — thanks to M.J. Trow — improbably the star of his own crime capers. Lestrade and the Kiss of Horus (1995) proves once again that the poor inspector has more lives than a cat and more misadventures than Holmes would ever admit. Here we get a romp involving ancient curses, suspicious Egyptology, and enough eccentric suspects to make Poirot throw in his moustache. This particular copy has history. Not the glamorous Nile-delta kind, but the municipal kind: it’s an ex-library book from Suffolk County Council, which means it has survived the judgement of thousands of readers who probably borrowed it because the Holmes shelf was empty. Expect the usual library tattoos: stamps, stickers, maybe the odd barcode scar — the literary equivalent of battle honours. Condition: Good. In Crappy Old Books vocabulary, that means “you can read it without the pages crumbling, though it does carry faint echoes of a thousand rainy afternoons in Lowestoft.” The dust jacket may have fought valiantly against both time and sticky fingers, but the story inside is intact, ready to whisk you back to Victorian skulduggery with a wink. So if you’ve ever wondered what happens when Sherlock’s perennial punchline finally gets his turn in the spotlight — and if you don’t mind your Egyptology laced with dry British humour — then this ex-library veteran is your man. Crappy Old Books is perversely proud to present it: stamped, stickered, slightly municipal, but still striding forth in full detective dignity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4649/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lestrade-and-the-kiss-of-horus-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable 9780094740006 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4648 Introducing Commerce by Rosemary Wells and Cindy Ferguson Introducing Commerce (1984) – Rosemary Wells & Cindy Ferguson (Longman, ISBN: 0582221633, Condition: Good — reluctantly presented by “Crappy Old Books”) Behold, Introducing Commerce (1984), the book that dared to ask: “What if teenagers could be lured into the thrilling world of double-entry bookkeeping, distribution channels, and the life cycle of a stapler?” Wells and Ferguson deliver an accessible, almost-too-cheerful guide to the basic principles of buying, selling, and generally trying to keep track of it all without losing the receipts. Published by Longman in that glorious beige decade, this is the volume that once launched a thousand O-level essays. Inside, you’ll find lovingly explained diagrams of supply chains, discussions of retail practices that now look quaintly prehistoric, and case studies that assume a shop is still the centre of all human commerce (Amazon was just a river back then). Condition: Good. Which in Crappy Old Books dialect translates as “still bound together, readable, and only lightly seasoned with the patina of classrooms past.” Expect minor fading, perhaps the ghost of an old biro annotation (“buy low, sell high” scrawled in the margins), but no catastrophic coffee spills. Like the subject it introduces, this copy is functional, resilient, and slightly dull around the edges — but that’s commerce for you. So if you yearn for a time when business studies meant memorising the definition of “wholesaler” and the height of entrepreneurial glamour was running a corner shop, Introducing Commerce will take you there. Crappy Old Books is quietly smug to offer this relic, a book that proves even capitalism had to be taught with diagrams and bullet points. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4648/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/introducing-commerce-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582221635 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4646 Toy Soldiers by James Opie Toy Soldiers (1989) – James Opie (Phillips Collectors Guides, ISBN: 9781852832490, Condition: Good — reluctantly presented by “Crappy Old Books”) Marching proudly (if a little stiffly) into your life comes James Opie’s Toy Soldiers, the 1989 instalment in the Phillips Collectors Guides series. This is not a book about war, trauma, or geopolitics — no, it’s about little men in painted uniforms who stand forever at attention, waiting for a child to play with them or an adult to catalogue them obsessively in a three-ring binder. Opie leads you through the noble history of toy soldiery, from shiny Victorian lead grenadiers to the mass-produced plastic platoons that stormed many a suburban carpet. It’s part history, part collectors’ manual, part gentle reminder that grown men have been arguing for decades about the correct shade of blue on a French cuirassier’s trousers. This 1989 edition from Phillips is in Good condition, which at Crappy Old Books means “intact, readable, and only slightly battle-worn.” The spine has held formation, the pages are not AWOL, and the cover shows just enough wear to suggest it has survived several attic campaigns. No toy soldiers were harmed in the making of this copy — though one suspects many were lovingly dusted. So whether you’re a serious collector, a nostalgia-fuelled hobbyist, or just someone who enjoys the irony of military history reduced to a display case, Toy Soldiers is ready to enlist. Crappy Old Books offers it with minimal ceremony, no bugle fanfare, and only a faint whiff of gunpowder-free dust. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4646/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/toy-soldiers-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phillips Collectors Guides 9781852832490 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4644 Lord of the Flies by William Golding Lord of the Flies (1962) – William Golding (Faber School Editions, ISBN: none, Condition: Fair — presented by “Crappy Old Books”) Ah yes, Lord of the Flies. That heart-warming tale where a group of English schoolboys discover the joys of democracy, friendship, and roasting sausages together in peace and harmony. Only kidding — they actually spiral into savagery, tribal warfare, and murder faster than you can say “prefect.” William Golding’s bleak masterpiece has been tormenting schoolchildren since 1954, and this 1962 Faber School Edition is a piece of that long tradition: the copy you dreaded being quizzed on, now resurrected for your nostalgic horror. This particular copy is in Fair condition, which in Crappy Old Books terminology means “still recognisably a book, though the years have not been kind.” Expect pages that may have the odd annotation from some long-ago student (“Simon = Jesus??”), a cover that looks as though it has itself survived a plane crash, and a spine with the structural integrity of a sandcastle. Perfect, really, for a novel about the fragility of civilisation. The edition predates the tyranny of ISBNs, hailing from a gentler time when publishers trusted you to recognise a book without a barcode. As such, it radiates the faint whiff of ink, chalk dust, and the authoritarian voice of your old English teacher demanding, “But what do the conch and Piggy’s glasses symbolise?” Crappy Old Books is proud — well, resigned — to offer this battered yet serviceable volume, a true veteran of classrooms, satchels, and probably a few weeping GCSE revision nights. Buy it now and relive the moment you realised children aren’t innocent angels but pint-sized despots waiting for their island. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4644/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lord-of-the-flies-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber School Editions no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4643 MacBird by Barbara Garson MacBird! (1967) – Barbara Garson (Penguin Books, ISBN: none, Condition: Good — courtesy of “Crappy Old Books”) Shakespeare gave us Macbeth, Barbara Garson gave us MacBird! — the 1967 satirical mash-up nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed. Imagine The Scottish Play rewritten as a savage political lampoon of Lyndon B. Johnson, complete with cauldrons bubbling not with eye of newt but with Vietnam, paranoia, and electoral skulduggery. It was the Sixties: satire was hot, theatre was radical, and someone had to prove that Jacobean bloodbaths and American politics were basically the same show. This Penguin paperback was once the kind of thing you could brandish at a dinner party to prove you were both literate and groovy. Today it’s more of a cultural relic: a reminder that protest could rhyme in iambic pentameter and that Shakespeare’s witches would have fit right in on the evening news. Condition: Good. Which in the Crappy Old Books lexicon means “still a book, definitely legible, with no obvious bite marks.” The pages have survived the intervening decades of Nixon, Reagan, and beyond, though the ISBN has not — this copy hails from that innocent time before international barcodes colonised everything. A true analogue rebel. So if you’ve ever wanted to see Macbeth re-cast as LBJ, Lady Macbeth as Lady Bird, and politics itself as the ultimate tragic farce, here’s your chance. Crappy Old Books offers this slightly world-weary but perfectly serviceable copy, fit for anyone who enjoys their Shakespeare with a side of satire and their paperbacks with a whiff of history. Slightly squashed spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4643/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/macbird-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4642 The Biography of Joe Orton by John Lahr The Biography of Joe Orton (1987) – John Lahr (Penguin Books, ISBN: 9780140100679, Condition: Good — from the ever-reliable “Crappy Old Books”) What do you get when you cross a working-class lad from Leicester, an irreverent wit sharper than a box of broken gin bottles, and a tragically short life that ended in a murder worthy of one of his own plays? You get Joe Orton — playwright, provocateur, and 1960s enfant terrible. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your stamina for outrageous anecdotes), John Lahr was on hand to capture the whole riotous saga in The Biography of Joe Orton. First published when Thatcher was busy dismantling society and shoulder pads were considered structural, this 1987 Penguin edition is everything you could hope for in a biography: scandal, wit, subversive theatre gossip, and a reminder that British council libraries were once vandalised not by bored teenagers but by up-and-coming playwrights on the make. Orton’s short, brilliant life is told with all the verve you’d expect from Lahr, who understood that you can’t write about Joe without rolling your eyes and laughing nervously at least once a chapter. This particular copy, offered by Crappy Old Books in Good condition, comes with no guarantee of moral improvement but plenty of evidence of survival. “Good,” of course, is bookseller shorthand for “not quite falling apart” — so you can expect intact pages, a spine that still does its job, and perhaps the faint aroma of second-hand seriousness. If you like your biographies tidy, reverent, and discreet, move along. But if you’d rather plunge into the gloriously messy orbit of a playwright who made polite Britain choke on its own tea, this well-worn Penguin is ready to perform. Crappy Old Books proudly — or at least grudgingly — presents it to you: a paperback bristling with faded scandal and unrepentant mischief. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4642/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-biography-of-joe-orton-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140100679 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4640 Test Your Finessing by Hugh Kelsey Test Your Finessing (1985) – Hugh Kelsey (Victor Gollancz, ISBN: 9780575030046, Condition: Good — by “Crappy Old Books.” Cover has some fading, but then again, so do we all.) Ah, bridge. The noble card game where you can finally show your in-laws that you do have tactical genius, provided you know when to slip in a finesse without looking smug. Enter Hugh Kelsey, international bridge guru and part-time tormentor of ordinary mortals, who compiled Test Your Finessing to ensure that even the most confident player could be reduced to muttering, sweating, and “just checking the rules again.” This 1985 Victor Gollancz edition is a time capsule from the days when book covers were designed in hues that now naturally fade to the shade of “nicotine nostalgia.” Ours has some fading (as advertised) — but really, isn’t that appropriate for a book about finessing? After all, what is fading if not the cover’s own delicate bluff against the years? Inside, you’ll find a fiendish gauntlet of problems and puzzles, each designed to sharpen your card-play until you’re the kind of guest people dread inviting to the table. Kelsey delights in showing you not just how to finesse, but how to finesse smugly — so your opponents can lose with maximum irritation. Condition is listed as Good, which, in the Crappy Old Books dialect, means “it hasn’t yet been used as a coaster, a weapon, or emergency insulation.” It’s intact, readable, and only cosmetically weary — much like most bridge players after a long rubber. So if you want to elevate your game, humiliate your partner less often, and wield finesses like a conjurer with a very smug rabbit, this gently aged, cover-faded copy is your new best friend. Buy it before your opponents do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4640/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/test-your-finessing-sep-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Victor Gollancz 9780575030046 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4639 The Naturalist on the River Amazons by Henry Walter Bates The Naturalist on the River Amazons (1969) – Henry Walter Bates (Everyman’s Library, ISBN: 0460004468, Condition: Good — by “Crappy Old Books”) Step aside Indiana Jones: here comes Henry Walter Bates, Victorian beetle-botherer supreme. First published in the 19th century but reincarnated in 1969 by Everyman’s Library (because apparently once wasn’t enough), The Naturalist on the River Amazons is part travelogue, part scientific detective story, and part diary of a man who spent eleven years enthusiastically poking at wildlife that, frankly, would prefer not to be poked. Inside, Bates records his obsessive pursuit of butterflies, monkeys, and the occasional pet sloth, all while fending off piranhas, fever, and existential loneliness. His efforts would later give us “Batesian mimicry”—the idea that sometimes it’s useful to look like something dangerous, a philosophy Crappy Old Books has taken to heart when pricing its stock. This Everyman’s edition wears its age with a kind of battered dignity: not pristine (because life in a secondhand shop rarely is), but sturdy enough to survive another expedition—whether to the Amazon basin or just to your armchair with a cup of tea. Condition is listed as Good, which in bookseller code means “you can still read it without pages flying off, but don’t expect virginal freshness.” If you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to spend a decade being mosquito food while single-handedly inventing a branch of evolutionary biology, this is your ticket. Crappy Old Books is proud (or at least willing) to supply you with Bates’ magnum opus, seasoned with the faint whiff of dust and irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4639/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-naturalist-on-the-river-amazons-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library 9780460004466 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4638 The Moronic Inforno by Martin Amis The Moronic Inferno (1987) — Martin Amis (King Penguin Books) ISBN: 9780140096477 • Condition: Fair • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ slightly water-kissed; text entirely readable; now with vintage ripple chic America, observed through Martin Amis’s telephoto lens, is a theme park where the gift shop ate the ride. The Moronic Inferno is his field guide to late-20th-century spectacle—part safari, part stand-up set, part seminar—compiled from excursions among literary lions, tabloid demigods, televangelists, politicos, pornographers, and the endlessly renewable energy source known as celebrity. He strolls the boulevards of hype like a dapper meteorologist of culture, issuing forecasts in perfect prose: today, sunny with a chance of delusion; tomorrow, malls. Amis’s trick (and it is a trick worth seeing twice) is that he can adore the very things he dissects. He interviews, profiles, eviscerates, and—in a disarming number of paragraphs—admits to being entertained. The sentences are lacquered and lethal; the jokes arrive like couriered packages; the moral weather is changeable, which is to say interesting. You’ll pass from literary salons to neon deserts in a page and a half, and somehow the commas do all the driving. The title—borrowed from Bellow—turns out to be less a sneer than a compass: Amis goes where the noise is and listens hard. Expect: Essays that read like short stories and autopsies that feel like love letters. Encounters with writers whose reputations travel with entourage, and with American myths that keep renewing their visas. The amused, appalled, affectionate register of a Brit who knows that irony is a condiment, not a meal, and uses it accordingly. As for this Fair copy: it bears the honest patina of life well lived. There’s a slight water ripple—nothing dramatic, just the kind of gentle waviness that makes the pages catch the light like an old record. Corners are softened (vintage cardigan energy), the spine has a practiced crease (experience > damage), and the text is clean and fully legible. Consider it the deluxe “lived-in” edition: aesthetically aged, structurally sound, and pleasantly resistant to perfection. Read it if you like your cultural criticism swaggering but precise, your punchlines ethically sourced, and your insights delivered in that unmistakeable Amis alloy of hauteur and delight. Keep it if you’ve ever suspected that the American dream is a great novel in draft, forever being line-edited by advertising. Leave it on the coffee table; visitors will assume you’re either a connoisseur of literary shivs or simply someone who likes to read sentences that require an oxygen mask. Ideally: both. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4638/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-moronic-inferno-sep-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books King Penguin Books 9780140096477 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4637 Look Ma I Am Kool - And Other Casuals by Burton Bernstein Look Ma, I Am Kool — And Other Casuals (1977) — Burton Bernstein (Prentice Hall) ISBN: 0135405750 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Here comes Burton Bernstein, strolling through the seventies in a corduroy blazer, taking notes on how we chase cool with the urgency of a cat after a laser pointer. Look Ma, I Am Kool is a bouquet of comic “casuals”—those nimble, satirical sketches that wink at everyday life until it confesses. The subject is the national pastime of trying too hard: the social contortions, conversational acrobatics, and miracle diets of the personality. Bernstein’s pieces have the polished mischief of a practiced observer: people who brag modestly, parties where the hors d’oeuvres are networking opportunities in disguise, and trend-chasers who treat lifestyle as a contact sport. He has a gift for the micro-embarrassment—the handshake that turns into a finger-hold, the laugh that arrives a paragraph late, the moment you realize your outfit is from the wrong subculture by a decade and a half. The result is a social X-ray of the era that feels suspiciously modern; the names change, the hustle doesn’t. Inside you’ll find dispatches from cocktail hours that last longer than administrations, from apartments so curated they need docents, from friendships maintained by calendar reminders and mutual fascination with new stationery. Bernstein writes like the sly friend who keeps you honest: affectionate, needling, and never dull. He understands that cool is a moving target with terrible aim, that manners are a negotiated truce, and that the funniest people are the ones who let their sentences sit down when they’re tired. This copy is Good, by the benevolent standards of Crappy Old Books™—gently handled, structurally sound, and radiating that warm, archival glow known as “vintage competence.” Expect a dignified spine crease (experience badge), a few foxing freckles (documented charm), and pages that turn with the soft authority of a well-timed aside. The cover has exactly the right amount of shelf swagger: it looks good leaning, which is frankly the coolest pose for a paperback. Read it if you enjoy your satire with clean edges and sly aftershocks, your cultural criticism disguised as comedy, and your life advice slipped between the lines. Keep it if you’ve ever practiced a story in your head on the way to a party and then told a different one because the room’s temperature changed. File under: Status Anxiety (Humorous), Self-Improvement for the Unimprovable, Anthropology of the Cocktail Napkin. Carry it in public. When someone asks if it’s any good, say, “It made me cooler by admitting I’m not,” and watch them nod like you’ve revealed a secret handshake. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4637/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/look-ma-i-am-kool-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prentice Hall 9780135405758 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4636 Garden Ashes by Danilo Kis Garden, Ashes (1985) — Danilo Kiš (Faber & Faber) ISBN: 0571134793 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Welcome to the world of Andi Scham, whose father collects facts the way other men collect debts—obsessively, ceremonially, and with disastrous interest rates. Garden, Ashes is Kiš’s sly, luminous coming-of-age tale set on the trembling edge of mid-century Europe, where timetables are poetry, train whistles are plot twists, and a child learns that history loves a grand entrance and an even grander exit. Andi’s father is an inspired fabulist, a cartographer of everything, forever drafting atlases of invisible countries and indexing the wind. He worships the List—names of stations, rivers, emperors, obsolete professions—and Andi, small and watchful, learns to love the cadence of enumeration even as the real enumerators of the age begin counting people. Kiš writes it all with a magician’s left hand: grief in the right pocket, jokes in the left, and sentences that turn a corner and suddenly become a song. It’s a novel about memory masquerading as inventory, about the grand opera of parenthood performed in a coat two sizes too large. You’ll find slapstick and sorrow sharing a commute: a father who could talk the moon into signing a receipt, a mother who keeps a household like a fragile experiment in gravity, and a boy who understands that the most reliable machines in life are bureaucracies and trains—and neither one stops for wonder. The book has that rare Kiš alchemy where lists catch fire, footnotes sprout wings, and nostalgia refuses to wear perfume. This Good copy from Crappy Old Books™ has lived just enough: a gentlemanly spine crease (experience, not damage), a few foxing freckles (vintage charisma), and pages with the warm, toasted hue of a memory reconsidered. Sturdy, readable, and ready for the margin notes you’ll pretend are objective observations and not love letters to particular paragraphs. Read it if you like your coming-of-age stories with lyric mischief and your history with the volume turned low until, abruptly, it isn’t. Keep it if you’ve ever felt that lists are just prayers with better punctuation. File under: Fathers & Fictions, Childhood Under Weather, Railway Mysticism, Europe—Some Assembly Required. Carry it around. Let people see the title. They’ll ask what it’s about. Say, “A garden, and what’s left.” Then smile like you’ve just heard a train in the distance and you know, absolutely know, where it’s going. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4636/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/garden-ashes-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571134793 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4635 Prose of Milton by John Milton Prose of Milton (c.1930) — John Milton (Walter Scott) ISBN: none • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ You know Milton for angels with union rules and serpents with good diction. This isn’t that. This is Milton the pamphleteer, Milton the irritable genius at a standing desk, writing sentences so magnificently long they need switchbacks. Prose of Milton gathers his greatest hits from the non-verse years: liberty defended, censorship roasted, education redesigned before breakfast, divorce law reimagined with alarming frankness, bishops gently (not gently) shown the door, and kings reminded that crowns do not come with halo attachments. The vibe? Seventeenth-century Substack, except the Latin is hotter and the stakes are a commonwealth. You’ll encounter the famous free-speech thunder (the speech about speeches), the brisk memo on how to teach actual humans, and a series of arguments that start as polite essays and end as philosophical kettledrums. Milton’s prose is high-octane: principled, pugnacious, weirdly funny, and powered by a moral engine that will not idle. He doesn’t do “both sides.” He does right side, with footnotes. This Walter Scott edition (circa 1930) is the good kind of old-school: plain-spoken typography, sturdy binding, and that discreet scholarly air that says, “I’ve survived more regimes than your group chat.” Our Good copy, from the benevolently named Crappy Old Books™, shows the tasteful signs of a life well-thumbed—light foxing (vintage freckles), a spine that creaks like a conscience, and pages that turn with the satisfying hush of an argument about to land. Read it if you enjoy watching a mind outmaneuver entire institutions using nothing but commas, subordinate clauses, and a refusal to be bored. Stay for the practical pleasures: insults that wear academic robes, paragraphs that double as stair workouts, and the comforting discovery that even the most intimidating classic can be unexpectedly gossipy when talking about bishops. Suggested filing: Early Modern Polemic • Free Speech & Its Discontents • Education, But Make It Puritan • Divorce, Discuss. Ideal readers: debate captains, policy nerds, recovering completists of Paradise Lost, anyone who thinks a sentence should last long enough to brew tea. Bring it home, leave it on the table, and if a visitor asks whether Milton is “more prose or poetry,” smile and say, “Yes.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4635/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prose-of-milton-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Walter Scott no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4634 Promises Promises by Adam Phillips Promises, Promises (2002) — Adam Phillips (Faber & Faber) ISBN: 9780571209736 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ What are promises if not tiny, elegant lies we agree to believe on purpose? In Promises, Promises, Britain’s wittiest psychoanalyst-essayist, Adam Phillips, invites you into the waiting room of desire and hands you a magazine with all the pages missing. He writes about the vows we make to lovers, children, politicians, gods, and—most dangerously—ourselves; how every promise is a story about the future told by a person who has never met it. Phillips is that rare thinker who can discuss Freud without sounding like a museum audio guide. He pirouettes from literature to daydreams, from nursery to consulting room, showing how the human appetite for “later” structures everything from romance to self-help. He suggests—calmly, mischievously—that we keep promises not because we’re good, but because we’re curious about who we’ll have to become to keep them. And the promises we break? Those are the biographies we almost wrote. Expect aperçus that land like neat espresso shots, sentences that begin politely and end by rearranging the furniture, and examples that feel uncomfortably accurate: the promise to be a new person on Monday; the promise that a book will fix us by page 200; the promise that love will make us simple, when it reliably makes us interesting. Phillips’s trick is to make the obvious feel newly scandalous and the scandalous feel oddly reasonable. This Good copy from Crappy Old Books™ has that dignified paperback patina—discreet spine crease (lived experience), faint sun-kiss to the cover (Mediterranean? windowsill?), and pages that turn like a considered opinion. It’s handsome enough for the nightstand, portable enough for the queue, and resilient enough for marginalia in pencil you’ll pretend not to write. Read it if you enjoy your psychology lightly carbonated and your philosophy flirtatious. Keep it if you suspect the most consequential promises are the ones we make when nobody’s listening. And leave it visible: visitors will assume you’re the sort of person who has complicated thoughts about hope, and the attention span to finish them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4634/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/promises-promises-sep-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571209736 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4633 Tales from the Don by Mikhail Sholokhov ISBN: 9780349131658 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Behold the Don River: a very long body of water with an even longer memory. In Tales from the Don, Sholokhov stands on its banks and skims stories like flat stones—Cossack-sized, smooth with use, occasionally skipping farther than seems physically possible. Horses clatter through the pages; so do songs, feuds, fieldwork, weddings that feel like ambushes, and ambushes that feel oddly festive. People fall in love, fall out of love, and periodically just fall—usually into trouble, sometimes into the river. These are compact dramas with wide horizons. Sholokhov, who never met a quiet afternoon he couldn’t turn into folklore, writes with the raised-eyebrow patience of a neighbor who has seen it all and is happy to tell you most of it. His Don Cossacks are gloriously contradictory: proud and practical, tender and combustible, loyal until lunchtime and then loyal again by supper. The humor sneaks up sideways; the tragedy is never theatrical, just inevitable, like weather moving over the steppe. Expect the great essentials—honor that bruises easily, vodka that doesn’t, fields that insist on being harvested even when history is making other plans. And language that can shift from lark to lament between commas. If a character pauses to consider the moral order of the universe, it’s only because the horse needed a breather. This Abacus edition (1983) arrives in Good condition, which in the Crappy Old Books™ vernacular means: lightly river-worn but structurally sound; the sort of copy that looks as if it once spent a thoughtful afternoon in a coat pocket. You may detect a noble spine crease (decorative), some foxing freckles (distinguished), and that incomparable paperback perfume known as library after a thunderstorm. Read it if you like short stories that carry the weight of a novel and the speed of a rumor. Keep it if you prefer your realism both mud-splattered and lyrical, where a joke can gallop beside a heartbreak and neither one breaks stride. Then leave it on the coffee table. Visitors will assume you understand rivers, horses, and people—especially the parts that cannot be explained, only told. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4633/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tales-from-the-don-sep-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349131658 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4632 Lavengro by George Borrow Lavengro (1930) — George Borrow (Everyman’s Library) ISBN: none • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Meet Lavengro: scholar by inclination, gypsy by invitation, priest by argument—depending on which chapter you catch him in and how recently he’s been punched. Borrow’s cult-classic picaresque wanders England the way a bright, distractible magpie wanders a picnic: sampling boxing matches, roadside sermons, alehouse gossip, philology, alchemy of the home-made kind, and the Romany tongue—pocketing anything that glitters and calling it literature (correctly). Think of it as a travelogue where the map keeps changing languages. Our nameless narrator (who looks suspiciously like George Borrow) collects words the way other men collect bruises, conducting fieldwork in the university of hedgerows. One moment he’s extolling etymologies; the next he’s learning how to take a punch from a gentleman with very decided views about vowels. The plot meanders with purpose, like a canal: slow, reflective, and suddenly full of activity when a barge horse gets ideas. This Everyman’s Library edition from 1930 wears its serious classic clothes with a wink—the famous laurel border, the dignified type, and (because Everyman knew how to season a feast) an introduction by Thomas Seccombe to tell you what you’ve just read before you’ve read it. The book is gloriously itself: half memoir, half tall tale, entirely allergic to hurry. If you’ve ever wanted a novel that pauses mid-adventure to debate the correct use of a verb form and then goes off to buy a meat pie—welcome home. As for this copy: Good in the Crappy Old Books™ sense—which is to say, tried, trusted, and tactfully age-kissed. Expect a firm text block, the occasional foxing freckle (vintage beauty mark), and a wrapper that’s done a respectable amount of living. The kind of book that looks right on a desk next to a fountain pen that only writes on Tuesdays. Read it for the punch-ups; stay for the prose that can turn on a sixpence and quote three languages while doing so. File under Wayfaring & Word-Hoarding, with cross-references to Street Theology, Field Linguistics, and Unexpected Friendships with People Who Keep Ferrets. Then leave it out where visitors can see it; they’ll think you’re preparing to run away with the circus or, worse, the Oxford English Dictionary. Either way, they’ll be correct. Has a paper dust jacket but its been repairs with cellotape and has a bit missing from the bottom spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4632/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Lavengro-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4631 Hostage Tower by Alistair MacLean Hostage Tower (1980) — Alistair MacLean (Fontana) ISBN: 0006160840 • Condition: Good • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Be honest: you’ve always suspected the Eiffel Tower was a bit dramatic. In Hostage Tower, it finally gets the role it was born to play—hostage—and Paris wakes up to find its most famous landmark wearing a metaphorical gag and a very real deadline. It’s the kind of audacious caper that could only come from the golden age of paperbacks and plausible deniability: a handful of ruthless professionals, a maze of stairwells, and a plan so crisp it should be folded into a paper airplane and launched from the second level. MacLean runs the show like a stage manager with a stopwatch. Every chapter is another trapdoor, every conversation a chess move delivered with dry British understatement and the occasional raised eyebrow. There are agents with pocketfuls of passports, villains who hydrate exclusively on menace, and gadgets that click, whirr, or go silently beep at exactly the right moment. The stakes are continental, the jokes are deadpan, and the weather is, of course, ominously cooperative. You get everything you came for in a classic MacLean: moral geometry that tightens like a knot, betrayals delivered with immaculate timing, and action sequences that smell faintly of aviation fuel and expensive raincoats. The book understands the vital importance of doors—locked ones, revolving ones, the one you shouldn’t open but will anyway. It’s an old-school thriller where courage is measured in how calmly you read your watch while a city holds its breath. This particular copy is Good, which in the Crappy Old Books™ ecosystem translates to “handsome in a slightly rumpled way.” Expect a spine crease or two—call them campaign ribbons from battles bravely fought in carry-ons and bedside tables—and pages with that cozy, tea-stained hue known in the trade as paperback amaretto. The Fontana cover art has the exact amount of late–70s/early–80s swagger: bold type, a hint of catastrophe, and the suggestion that someone, somewhere, is wearing mirrored sunglasses after dark. Why read it now? Because contemporary thrillers keep yelling MORE while MacLean whispers BETTER. Because hostage negotiations are somehow more gripping when the Wi-Fi is imaginary and the heroes think GPS is “asking the concierge.” Because Paris deserves a love letter that begins, “Dear City, don’t panic.” File it under: ingenious plots, cool under pressure, architecture in peril. Then leave it conspicuously on the coffee table.Visitors will assume you’re either an aficionado of classic espionage or quietly planning to outwit a criminal syndicate using only a paperclip, a metro ticket, and your inner monologue. Either way, you’ll be in excellent company. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4631/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hostage-tower-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006160847 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4630 Fear Is The Key by Alistair MacLean Buckle up and keep your hands inside the narrative: Alistair MacLean’s Fear Is The Key is the rare thriller where the title doubles as both theme and toolkit. We begin with a courtroom scene that refuses to behave, accelerate through an abduction that may not be what it seems, and hydroplane into a sun-bleached world of offshore rigs, salvage crews, and cargo that the ocean itself is trying to keep. MacLean, patron saint of the cool head and the improvised plan, serves up his signature combination of dry wit, grim weather, and engineering you can practically tighten a bolt on. Here the sea isn’t a backdrop; it’s a bouncer. Radios sulk, winches sing, and the horizon looks suspicious. The hero—one of those taciturn specialists MacLean breeds in salt water and sarcasm—stages a long con so intricate you’ll start checking your pockets, your alibis, and your air supply. The villains? Civilized on the surface, barnacled underneath. Everybody lies like professionals; the truth arrives strapped to a depth gauge. Expect the full MacLean tasting menu: A plan that starts as a rumor and ends as geometry. Vehicles used improperly but successfully. Conversations sharpened to a point, best handled with gloves. Underwater set pieces, where trust is measured in liters and the scenery wants you gone. A twist that clicks like a well-made latch, retroactively upgrading every chapter you’ve just read. Printed here in a 1982 Fontana edition (MacLean’s natural habitat: a paperback thick enough to stop a small-caliber doubt), this copy carries the classic commuter-friendly format and that cover art aesthetic that whispers: “Yes, there will be a chase, and no, you’re not sleeping tonight.” ISBN: 0006159915 for the bibliographically inclined, in case you like your danger fully catalogued. Condition: Good, which is secondhand for “has clearly lived, refuses to die.” The spine shows the kind of honest crease you’d get from being opened at tense moments; edges a touch rubbed, like a map consulted at speed; pages sturdily tanned to the exact shade of vintage intrigue. Nothing loose, nothing missing, everything poised to misbehave in your hands. Offered by Crappy Old Books, whose name is a boastful disguise. If you hunger for a thriller that smells faintly of aviation fuel and salt spray, that treats competence as a love language, and that believes every problem can be solved with nerve, leverage, and a suspiciously heavy crate—then Fear Is The Key is your boarding pass. Insert key, turn once, and hold on. Has a slanted spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4630/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fear-is-the-key-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006159919 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4629 Night Without End by Alistair MacLean Bring a parka and an alibi: Alistair MacLean’s Night Without End (Fontana, 1971) is the thriller that turns the Arctic into a locked room—only the “room” is several million square miles of ice and the lock is forty degrees below sensible. A passenger plane drops out of the polar dark near a research station, survivors stumble in, and suddenly the quiet business of science is interrupted by the noisier business of sabotage, secrets, and people who claim they aren’t armed while very much being armed. MacLean does what MacLean does: trims the prose to a razor’s edge, salts it with deadpan competence, and lets the weather rehearse for a villain role it was born to play. Our unofficial tour guide is a scientist who can run a lab, ski like a courier from Valhalla, and deliver a cutting remark without fogging his goggles. There’s a radio that mysteriously behaves like a poet—full of static and withholding; a cache of Very Important Somethings everyone is suddenly shy about; and a trek across ice where the only heat source is suspicion. Tracks on the snow become footnotes to the plot; footprints are gossip columns; a thermos of tea acquires the narrative gravity of Chekhov’s gun. When the aurora shows up it’s basically mood lighting for menace. MacLean’s Arctic is a masterclass in logistics-as-drama: how to keep human beings alive when the scenery is trying to curate a corpse exhibit. You get the tactile thrills—wind that slaps, ice that sings, snow that edits your face—plus his signature problem-solving set pieces where the hero turns field equipment into miracles and the villains discover that “reduce, reuse, recycle” applies cheerfully to their plans. Dialogues snap like brittle twigs, and the chapter endings are booby-trapped to make sleep a kind of optional side quest. Bibliophile briefing: Publisher Fontana, year 1971, ISBN: none—perfectly appropriate for a book that prefers traveling incognito through a whiteout. Condition: Fair as sold by Crappy Old Books, which is to say this paperback has survived a few domestic expeditions of its own. Expect a crease like a glacial moraine down the spine, edges as rubbed as a mountaineer’s cheeks, and pages that have lightly tanned despite the lack of sunlight. It’s complete, tight enough to trust on a sledge, and gloriously readable—the sort of copy that looks like it has opinions about crampons. Buy it if you enjoy your thrillers frostbitten and your heroes undercaffeinated; if you believe trust should be earned, preferably with ropework and a properly functioning altimeter; if you think the best mysteries come with a windchill factor and the certainty that footprints travel both ways. Night Without End is proof that the coldest places make the hottest reads—bundle up, flip open, and don’t let the lantern go out. Has a slanted spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4629/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/night-without-end-c2-sep-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4628 When Eight Bells Toll by Alistair MacLean Sound the ship’s bell and brace for spray: Alistair MacLean’s When Eight Bells Toll (Fontana Press, 1972) is here to remind you that the Scottish coastline is basically a gym for suspense—granite, fog, and sudden cardio. It’s the sort of thriller where boats have first names, cliffs have attitudes, and the hero keeps his nerves in a holster. The plot? Ships go missing, money goes walking, and someone with a very confident speedboat would prefer that you mind your own business. Naturally, you don’t. MacLean, patron saint of competence under pressure, serves the usual delights: terse dialogue that slices like a whetted marlinspike; weather that should get its own speaking role; and action sequences timed to the rhythm of a ship’s watch—when eight bells toll, something explosive usually follows. There are coded messages, dubious aristocrats, honest crooks, crooked gentility, and an unprintable amount of salt in the air. If you like your intrigue with rope-burn, your romance at thirty knots, and your villains allergic to daylight, welcome aboard. This Fontana Press paperback has that ‘throw it in your duffel and run’ portability—perfect for reading in a draughty bothy while pretending you’re not waiting for a shadowy figure in a pea coat. It’s also an edition from the era when publishers dared to trust your eyesight and your attention span, meaning the pace is relentless, the sentences clean, and the chapter endings practically shove you into the next page. Consider it a pocket-depth charge for your commute. Administrative trivia for the bookish quartermaster: ISBN: none—how very on brand for a spy novel, traveling light without a passport. Year: 1972. Author: Alistair MacLean, who writes like he’s already calculated the wind, tide, and odds, and still bets on you. Every few pages somebody displays expertise so crisp you can hear it snap—navigation, firearms, the delicate art of not getting murdered in a small room. You don’t read a MacLean chase; you grip it. Condition: Good, which in the dialect of secondhand glory means the book has seen some seas but never scuttled—solid binding, honest wear, the kind of gentle patina you only earn by surviving multiple couches. In other words, seaworthy and story-ready. Brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the name undersells the merchandise and oversells the mischief. If you’ve been craving a thriller that smells faintly of cordite and kelp, that treats courage like a tool rather than a speech, and that believes in the romance of not falling off a cliff—climb in, button up, and listen for the bell. Has a slightly slanted spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4628/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/when-eight-bells-toll-c2-sep-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4627 Sean OCasey by Hugh Hunt Presenting the most cheerful account of theatrical warfare this side of a dress rehearsal: Hugh Hunt’s Sean O’Casey (Gill & Macmillan, 1980). A bracing biography/critical study in which a seasoned theatre historian watches Dublin’s most combustible playwright stride onstage, light a fuse, and then politely explain why the explosion was necessary. Hunt walks us through O’Casey’s ascent from the tenements to the Abbey, where he delivered the Dublin Trilogy like a sequence of well-aimed pint glasses: The Shadow of a Gunman, Juno and the Paycock, The Plough and the Stars—riotous applause and, in the latter case, actual riots. Along the way come all the greatest hits: the smoky streets, the sharp-tongued humor, the heartbreaks dressed in music-hall patter, and that unforgettable falling-out over The Silver Tassie, when Yeats said “no” and O’Casey said “grand, I’ll just become immortal elsewhere.” Hunt is very good on the craft—the political nerve, the comic timing, the way O’Casey can smuggle a lament inside a joke and make you laugh just as the floor drops away. This is the sort of book that remembers actors’ knees, chest-of-drawers stages, and Tuesday-night tempers. Hunt has an eye for rehearsal-room weather and a taste for footnote drama; he shows how O’Casey made poetry out of pawn tickets and republican slogans, and why directors still keep a stiff drink handy before opening night. If you’ve ever wondered how a playwright can be simultaneously sentimental and savage, civic and subversive, Hunt gives you the toolkit (and a hard hat). Details for the collectors and the merely nosy: ISBN 0717110346; publisher Gill & Macmillan; year 1980. This copy comes to you from Crappy Old Books, where the name is a mission statement, not a condition report. Speaking of which: Condition: Good—meaning the book looks as though it has attended a few matinees and only heckled twice. Expect sound binding, honest shelfwear, perhaps a rehearsal smudge here or there; the pages have not eloped and the spine does not storm off in Act Three. In short: presentable, readable, and entirely ready to tut sympathetically whenever Yeats appears. Buy it if you like plays with backbone, history with a hangover, and the thrilling certainty that theatre matters because people keep trying to stop it. O’Casey never let a good argument go to waste. Neither does this book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4627/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sean--ocasey-sep-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gill and Macmillan 9780717110346 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4625 The Moons of Jupiter by Alice Munro The Moons of Jupiter (1984) by Alice Munro Published by King Penguin Books ISBN: 0140065474 Condition: Good (which is about as good as life ever gets in a Munro story) Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Alice Munro, Nobel Prize–winning whisperer of ordinary lives, delivers a set of short stories that prove you don’t need car chases, sword fights, or alien invasions to devastate a reader — just a quiet Canadian kitchen, a family reunion, and the kind of silence that weighs more than dialogue ever could. The Moons of Jupiter (1984) is the collection that shows how galaxies of heartbreak and wonder orbit the most mundane of moments: a father’s hospital stay, a daughter’s half-forgotten love, a marriage where the kettle boils but never quite whistles. In here, you’ll find: Characters who seem so real you’ll half expect to bump into them at the bus stop, clutching a paper bag of groceries and unresolved regrets. Dialogue so sparse it makes Hemingway look chatty. The title story, which manages to combine astronomy with family dynamics — because why not use Jupiter’s moons as a metaphor for emotional distance? That trademark Munro magic where plot points are less “twists” and more “oh dear, that’s exactly how life is, isn’t it?” moments. This copy is in Good condition: the cover shows a touch of wear, the pages carry the faint suggestion of having been read under a 40-watt bulb in a chilly rented flat, but the text remains pristine. In other words, it’s lived a life — which makes it the perfect companion for stories about lives quietly, irrevocably lived. Perfect for: Readers who like their fiction powerful, understated, and possibly Canadian. Anyone who has ever gazed at the night sky and thought, “those moons look a lot like my family Christmas.” Collectors who enjoy the retro chic of a King Penguin paperback, especially one that smells faintly of 1980s optimism (and dust). Crappy Old Books™: reminding you that even “Good” condition paperbacks can still rearrange your soul. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4625/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-moons-of-jupiter-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books King Penguin Books 9780140065473 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4624 The Diary of John Evelyn by Guy de la Bedoyere The Diary of John Evelyn (2002 edition) Edited by Guy de la Bédoyère Published by Boydell ISBN: 9780851156392 Condition: Very Good (better preserved than most 17th-century courtiers) Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Ah, John Evelyn: the man forever condemned to be “the other diarist,” living in the shadow of Samuel Pepys — history’s loud, lecherous party guest. Yet Evelyn’s Diary is the thinking person’s alternative: less gossip about wenches and plague-dodging, more thoughtful commentary on gardens, politics, art, and that time Charles II’s court was being particularly… Restoration-y. This 2002 edition, carefully edited by Guy de la Bédoyère (a name so aristocratic it sounds like it should come with a free coat of arms), rescues Evelyn from the footnotes and gives him the space to shine. Here you’ll find: Wry accounts of a London where half the city burned down, and people still managed to complain about the price of firewood. Meditations on tree-planting that reveal Evelyn as the original eco-warrior, centuries before the word “recycling” was coined. Glimpses of a man trying very hard to appear serious and moral while living in an age of wigs so large they had their own ecosystems. A refreshing absence of Pepys’s endless bedroom confessions — unless you find horticulture erotic, in which case, buckle up. Condition is listed as Very Good, meaning this copy has survived intact with only the lightest brush with shelf-time. No tragic spine cracks, no coffee stains — unlike Evelyn’s London, which was full of cracks, stains, and the occasional plague pit. Perfect for: Lovers of Restoration gossip who prefer their scandal in Latin quotation marks. Environmentalists looking for a 17th-century patron saint of tree-hugging. Readers who like their diaries written in complete sentences, not emojis. Crappy Old Books™: because history’s “second fiddles” deserve their encore too. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4624/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/diary-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Boydell 9780851156392 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4623 India and Pakistan in War and Peace by JN Dixit India and Pakistan in War and Peace (2002) by J.N. Dixit Published by Books Todat (yes, “Todat” — perhaps the proofreader was on leave that day) ISBN: none (because ISBNs are for amateurs, not for South Asian geopolitics) Condition: Good (meaning the book has survived its own border skirmishes with dust, tea stains, and careless shelving) Sold by Crappy Old Books™ In the early 2000s, while most of the world was trying to work out whether Nokia or Motorola would win the mobile phone wars, veteran diplomat J.N. Dixit sat down to tackle a rather more serious rivalry: the endlessly combustible relationship between India and Pakistan. India and Pakistan in War and Peace is his sober, authoritative, occasionally hair-raising chronicle of two neighbours whose idea of neighbourly disagreement often involves armies, nuclear tests, and very frosty cricket matches. Inside, you’ll find: A detailed account of wars, ceasefires, treaties, and the bits in between when both countries pretended to be on speaking terms. Enough acronyms (UNMOGIP, Tashkent, Simla, Kargil) to make you feel you’ve accidentally joined a spy agency. Sharp diplomatic analysis from a man who knew the corridors of power firsthand — and who almost certainly could have written a spicier memoir if he weren’t being polite. The creeping realisation that “peace” chapters are rather shorter than the “war” ones. This particular copy is in Good condition: its spine is intact (unlike many bilateral agreements), and its pages may bear the gentle patina of having been read in a few too many waiting rooms. Still, it remains perfectly serviceable for anyone keen to understand why “subcontinental détente” sounds like an oxymoron. Perfect for: Students of international relations who like their case studies messy, ongoing, and emotionally exhausting. Armchair diplomats who believe they could solve 70 years of tension with one really good WhatsApp group. Collectors of books whose publishers thought spelling “Today” correctly was optional. Crappy Old Books™: where even geopolitics comes with a touch of shelf-wear and irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4623/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/india-pakistan-in-war-and-peace-sep-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Books Todat no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4622 The Concise Herbal Encyclopedia by Donald Law The Concise Herbal Encyclopedia (1975) by Donald Law Published by John Bartholomew ISBN: 0851529054 Condition: Good (i.e. it’s seen some action but hasn’t crumbled to compost) Ex-Croydon Libraries copy Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Ah, the mid-1970s: when flared trousers brushed against allotment soil and everyone fancied themselves a budding herbalist after one too many cups of nettle tea. Into this green-fingered fever strode Donald Law with The Concise Herbal Encyclopedia — a compact volume promising to explain everything from aniseed to yarrow in neat alphabetical order. “Concise” here doesn’t mean it skimps on lore; it just means Donald knew better than to waste pages on colour photography when a brisk paragraph and the occasional line drawing would do. Within these ex-Croydon Libraries pages (yes, complete with the faint whiff of disinfectant and the ghosts of overdue fines) you’ll encounter: Serious discussions of herbs that double as accidental cocktail recipes. Remedies your grandmother swore by, your GP will frown at, and your cat might knock off the windowsill. Latin names galore — because every plant deserves to be addressed as if it’s sitting its O-levels. The subtle joy of discovering whether “wort” at the end of a name means “miracle cure” or “likely to taste of socks.” This copy is in Good condition: the cover may show a little shelf-wear, but it still holds together sturdily, much like the Croydon library system of the 1970s. Inside, there are no alarming surprises — unless you count Donald’s enthusiasm for dandelions, which borders on the evangelical. Perfect for: Aspiring apothecaries who want to impress friends by casually dropping the phrase Artemisia absinthium. Nostalgic readers who miss the smell of libraries before they turned into co-working spaces. Anyone who likes their wellness advice delivered with the breezy certainty of the 1970s. Crappy Old Books™: rescuing ex-library herbals so you too can discover that parsley is more than garnish. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4622/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-concise-herbal0encyclopedia-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Bartholomew 9780851529059 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4621 Anglo-Saxon England by Lloyd Laing and Jennifer Laing Anglo-Saxon England (1979) by Lloyd Laing & Jennifer Laing Published by Routledge & Kegan Paul ISBN: 0710001134 Condition: Good (translation: it’s survived the Viking raids of library purges and still has all its pages) Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Before Netflix made medieval drama sexy and before Beowulf was endlessly remade as a CGI monstrosity, there was this: a 1979 tome that insists Anglo-Saxon England deserves your serious attention. Written by the Laings (a husband-and-wife academic duo who presumably spent their evenings arguing over the relative importance of Sutton Hoo versus Offa’s Dyke), this book offers a sweeping survey of the centuries when England was more about mead halls, rune stones, and arguments over who got to be Bretwalda than about Brexit. Inside you’ll find: The obligatory Sutton Hoo treasure photos, because every Anglo-Saxon book is legally required to have them. Discussions of art, archaeology, and culture that will make you say “wow, the Dark Ages weren’t that dark, just slightly dim.” Maps and diagrams that prove even 8th-century monks had a better grasp of branding than most modern startups. Enough Old English names to make you wonder if half the population was called Æthel-something by law. Condition is officially Good: the cover corners are a bit battle-hardened, like a fyrd after a summer campaign, but the spine still stands tall, unlike some of the monasteries post-793. No ISBN barcode on the back (this was 1979, when books assumed you had a brain and could use a library catalogue). Perfect for: Students hoping to sound clever in tutorials by saying “of course, the Laings argue quite differently.” Amateur historians who want to upgrade from pub trivia to pub monologues. Anyone who enjoys imagining life before Wi-Fi, when the height of entertainment was a scop chanting verses about heroic geese. Crappy Old Books™: still pillaging the shelves of history so you don’t have to. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4621/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anglo-saxon-england-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge and Kegan Paul 9780710001139 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4618 Hairstyling at Home by Richard Gilroy Hairstyling at Home (1988) by Richard Gilroy (Paper Fronts), ISBN: 9780716008002 — Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books Ah, 1988: perms were as big as ambitions, mullets were a lifestyle choice, and mousse was consumed in greater quantities by hair than by humans. Into this lacquer-scented maelstrom strolls Richard Gilroy with Hairstyling at Home, a book that dared to ask: why pay a professional £7.50 to ruin your hair when you can do it yourself for free? A true DIY manual for the follicularly fearless, it walks you through everything from blunt bobs to tragic layering, complete with illustrations that scream “I definitely work at a travel agent in Croydon.” Here you’ll find step-by-step guides that make wielding scissors near your own head sound as easy as buttering toast. Spoiler: it isn’t. But the optimism is charming. Want to recreate Princess Diana’s feathery coif? Gilroy has you covered. Fancy a mullet to rival Pat Sharp? It’s in here, with a straight face. Worried your fringe is too straight, too crooked, or too sentient? Gilroy’s got tips, though none of them involve not cutting it yourself at midnight with sewing scissors. The book is in Good condition, which means someone once tried it, probably regretted it, and then placed the volume gently on a shelf, their uneven bangs flopping into their tear-streaked eyes. Crappy Old Books now offers you this time capsule of misguided optimism, perfect for coffee tables, ironic gifting, or actually attempting if you’re a brave soul with a forgiving hat collection. Forget TikTok tutorials—this is the original influencer guide. Only here, the “influence” is your aunt Carol peering through a haze of Elnett hairspray, telling you it looks “lovely, darling” while silently planning to book you a real appointment. Would you like me to write an equally ironic blurb for another Paper Fronts title? Those budget DIY paperbacks have a whole aura worth mining. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4618/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hairstyling-at-home-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paper Fronts 9780716008002 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4599 The Story of Philosophy by Will Durant The Story of Philosophy (1961) by Will Durant Publisher: Washington Square Press | ISBN: 0671739166 | Condition: Good (unlike the state of Western civilisation) Contemplatively shelved by Crappy Old Books Philosophy: the art of asking questions nobody can answer in sentences nobody can understand. Enter Will Durant, who in 1926 decided to untangle several millennia of intellectual hand-wringing into something mere mortals could read without needing a stiff drink and a Greek lexicon. The Story of Philosophy became a surprise bestseller, proving there was indeed a market for Plato-to-Nietzsche in paperback form. This 1961 Washington Square Press edition continues that noble mission: serving up the Great Thinkers in digestible, if occasionally smug, portions. Our copy is rated Good. Which means it’s been through a few cycles of mortal hands — possibly thumbed by undergraduates pretending they’ve read Schopenhauer, or by book-clubbers nodding gravely at Spinoza while actually thinking about dessert. The pages are lightly toned (like Aristotle after a long walk in the sun), the cover gently scuffed (like Nietzsche after a duel with modernity), but all intact and ready for your next bout of existential crisis. Inside, Durant introduces you to the pantheon: Plato with his Ideas, Aristotle with his categories, Bacon frying up empiricism, Kant building castles in the clouds of reason, and Nietzsche hammering away at civilisation until it begged for mercy. It’s philosophy as story — simplified, dramatised, and occasionally glossed over in ways that would make professional philosophers twitch, but that’s precisely why readers love it. Why you might want this book: Because it’s cheaper than a philosophy degree and only slightly less confusing. Because saying “I’m rereading Durant on Spinoza” sounds impressive, even if you’re just skimming. Because the condition is Good — better than Sartre’s mood, worse than Leibniz’s optimism. Because it makes a perfect prop for late-night brooding in cafés, especially if you wear black turtlenecks. So here it is: The Story of Philosophy — still Good, still simplifying, still pretending to make sense of 2,500 years of human bewilderment. Another cerebral gem from Crappy Old Books, where even metaphysics comes slightly foxed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4599/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-philosophy-sep-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Washington Square Press 9780671739164 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4598 Urban Housing in the Third World by Geoffrey K Payne Urban Housing in the Third World (1977) by Geoffrey K. Payne Publisher: Leonard Hill | ISBN: 249441497 | Condition: Good (holding up better than most of the housing it describes) Surveyed and resettled by Crappy Old Books Ah, 1977: the Sex Pistols were sneering in London, while Geoffrey K. Payne was looking at housing crises in Nairobi, Bombay, Rio, and beyond, with considerably less eyeliner but just as much outrage. Urban Housing in the Third World is an earnest, data-stuffed exploration of how rapidly growing cities struggled to shelter their expanding populations, and how planning, policy, and politics often built as many problems as houses. Spoiler: things were already complicated in ’77. This copy is Good. Meaning: it has the slight cosmetic wear of a volume that’s been lugged from lecture to lecture, but all the pages remain bound together more firmly than the average municipal housing plan. The cover may bear a few scuffs, but no, they are not architectural renderings — just the dignified marks of time. Inside, you’ll find case studies, statistics, planning diagrams, and prose that mixes humanitarian concern with academic restraint. Payne examines slums, squatter settlements, self-help housing, and the grim comedy of governments promising “modern housing for all” while delivering half-built concrete skeletons. Reading it today, you may experience the eerie déjà vu of realising not much has changed, except perhaps the buzzwords. Why you might want this book: Because your coffee table deserves something heavier than a glossy interior-design magazine. Because you’ve always wanted to say, “Actually, the informal sector provides 60% of urban shelter in many developing cities,” at parties. Because nothing says “cheerful bedtime reading” like policy failures and comparative housing typologies. Because you suspect the term “Third World” has aged worse than the book’s binding, and you’d be right. So here it is: Urban Housing in the Third World — a serious look at global shelter problems, still Good nearly fifty years later, and now available from Crappy Old Books, where even the world’s most pressing social issues come pre-owned. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4598/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/urban-housing-in-the-third-world-sep-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Leonard Hill no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4597 The Poets Craft by AF Scott The Poet’s Craft (1957) by A. F. Scott Publisher: Cambridge University Press | ISBN: none (verse was simpler then) | Condition: Good (slightly foxed, but so is poetry) Versified and vended by Crappy Old Books What is poetry? Why does one line sing while another clunks like a tin kettle? And why do poets insist on wearing scarves indoors? These are the eternal mysteries A. F. Scott set out to unravel in The Poet’s Craft (1957), a volume that promised to guide aspiring bards through the maze of metre, metaphor, and mild despair. This copy is rated Good. Which is to say: it has survived decades of earnest undergraduates pretending to understand iambic pentameter while doodling in the margins. The spine holds firm (firmer than many a poet’s nerves), and the pages are nicely mellowed, lending the whole enterprise a kind of sepia gravitas. Think of it as a workshop manual for the soul, but with fewer diagrams of carburettors. Inside, Scott dutifully addresses rhythm, rhyme, imagery, symbolism, and that elusive thing called inspiration — the bit poets usually attribute to walks in the countryside or “listening to the wind.” He is earnest, instructive, and ever so slightly professorial, the sort of chap who would mark down Wordsworth for sloppy scansion while quietly admiring his daffodils. Why you might want this book: Because you once wrote a haiku and thought, “I could be the next Pound” (Ezra, not Sterling). Because you like the idea of poetry as a craft, like joinery, but with more sighing. Because owning a Cambridge University Press manual on verse gives you instant critic cred. Because it’s fun to read the rules of poetry and then immediately ignore them. So here it is: The Poet’s Craft — a well-worn guide to verse-making, still Good after nearly seventy years. Sold, with suitably ironic flourish, by Crappy Old Books, where even the muses occasionally trip over the furniture. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4597/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-poets-craft-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4596 Happy Stories by Stephen Leacock Happy Stories (1945) by Stephen Leacock Publisher: The Bodley Head | ISBN: none (joy predates barcodes) | Condition: Good (like a smile with a chipped tooth) Chuckled out to you by Crappy Old Books Stephen Leacock — Canada’s grand old master of gentle satire, a man who could spot absurdity in a parish noticeboard and wring comedy from a municipal by-law. In Happy Stories (1945), published in the immediate aftermath of the Second World War, he offers something cheerier than rationing, rubble, and bad plumbing: a collection of tales designed to make you grin, or at least nod indulgently while sipping weak tea. This copy is graded Good. Which means that while it bears the faintly worn edges of a book that’s been passed around in search of solace, it still delivers its payload of whimsy intact. The pages are slightly yellowed — which, if anything, makes the stories even happier, since everyone looks good under sepia lighting. The spine? Straight, upright, not unlike a Leacock narrator insisting on his own respectability while chaos blooms around him. Inside, you’ll find vignettes of pompous professors, hapless businessmen, village eccentrics, and the sort of domestic misunderstandings that could escalate into farce at the drop of a monocle. Leacock’s humour is never cruel — merely observational, like a kindly uncle telling stories that expose human silliness with a twinkle in his eye. Why you might want this book: Because “happy” is a rare adjective in 1945, and we should preserve every specimen. Because Leacock’s prose is lighter than sponge cake but with considerably more shelf life. Because sometimes you need an antidote to grim news, and Canadian wit is cheaper than therapy. Because nothing says “eclectic taste” like owning a mid-century Bodley Head humour collection. So here it is: Happy Stories — still Good, still quietly funny, and still capable of raising a smile after nearly eighty years. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where happiness is second-hand but never out of print. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4596/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/happy-stories-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Bodley Head no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4594 No Exit from Vietnam by Robert Thompson No Exit from Vietnam (1969) by Robert Thompson Publisher: Chatto & Windus | ISBN: 0701114940 | Condition: Good (spine not cracked, unlike foreign policy) Drafted into your life by Crappy Old Books Published in 1969 — the year Woodstock tried to prove love could conquer all while Vietnam proved the opposite — Robert Thompson’s No Exit from Vietnam was less a cheery travelogue and more a grim analysis of the geopolitical labyrinth that left everyone bruised, baffled, and blaming each other. Thompson, a British counter-insurgency expert with experience in Malaya, applied his cool, colonial logic to the American quagmire. Spoiler: his conclusion was in the title. This copy is graded Good. Which means it has survived half a century of grim readings, underlinings in ballpoint (mercifully absent here), and perhaps the occasional ash-fall from a reader’s cigarette while muttering, “Bloody hell, he’s right.” Covers a bit world-weary, pages gently toned — the literary equivalent of a veteran who’s seen too much but still stands upright. Inside, expect strategic assessments, political hand-wringing, and a cold shower of realism. Thompson dissects America’s attempts to fight a war that was part military campaign, part morality play, and part bureaucratic farce. It’s not beach reading, unless your beach happens to be in Da Nang circa 1968. Why you might want this book: Because you enjoy history books with titles that already spoil the ending. Because Vietnam remains shorthand for “foreign policy disaster,” and this is a contemporary voice explaining why. Because it looks very impressive (and faintly intimidating) on a bookshelf. Because in a world still full of “no exits,” it feels oddly, grimly relevant. So here it is: No Exit from Vietnam — still Good, still pessimistic, and still shouting “I told you so” from 1969. Another sober relic, shelved ironically by Crappy Old Books, where even international quagmires come bound in cloth. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4594/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/no-exit-from-vietnam-sep-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus 9780701114947 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4593 Housing - The Great British Failure by Fred Berry Housing – The Great British Failure (1974) by Fred Berry Publisher: Charles Knight | ISBN: 0853142300 | Condition: Good (like a council flat with only minor damp patches) Still standing, courtesy of Crappy Old Books Back in 1974, when flares were wide and optimism was narrow, Fred Berry penned Housing – The Great British Failure. It’s a book that does exactly what it says on the tin: a pointed, often exasperated examination of Britain’s eternal struggle to house its citizens without either bankrupting the Treasury, enraging the neighbours, or erecting something that looks suspiciously like a concrete filing cabinet. This copy is Good. By which we mean: the binding hasn’t collapsed like a poorly maintained tower block, the pages aren’t mouldering like an abandoned bedsit, and there are no more stains than one would reasonably expect from fifty years of being passed around seminar rooms full of gloomy urban studies students. Inside, Berry surveys the history of housing policy from post-war promises to 1970s disillusion. Expect a tour of planning mishaps, bureaucratic logjams, utopian blueprints gone sour, and that peculiarly British ability to turn idealism into queue forms in triplicate. Reading it now, you’ll find yourself muttering: plus ça change. Why you might want this book: Because it’s comforting (or terrifying) to realise Britain’s housing woes are nothing new. Because you enjoy grim statistics wrapped in prose that smoulders with academic indignation. Because displaying it on your shelf lets you virtue-signal both social concern and retro taste. Because if you’re stuck renting a box room in 2024, you can at least point and say, “Look, they knew it was broken fifty years ago.” So here it is: Housing – The Great British Failure. A study of bricks, mortar, and mistakes, preserved in Good condition and sold by Crappy Old Books, where failure has never looked so collectable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4593/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/housing-the-great-british-failure-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charles Knight 9780853142300 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4592 English Chairs by Ralph Edwards English Chairs (1965) by Ralph Edwards Publisher: HMSO (Her Majesty’s Stationery Office, because nothing says glamour like stationery) | ISBN: none (this book predates the barcode era) | Condition: Good (sturdy, like a Windsor back) Sat upon respectfully by Crappy Old Books Ralph Edwards, distinguished furniture historian and long-time wrangler of mahogany minutiae, gives us English Chairs (1965) — a celebration of the nation’s greatest contribution to the civilised world: the act of sitting down, but tastefully. Within these pages lies everything you never knew you wanted to know about the evolution of chair design, from Tudor lumps of oak to Georgian elegance, Victorian fussiness, and the occasional experiment in leg angles that left joiners scratching their powdered wigs. This copy is graded Good. Which, in Crappy Old Books lingo, means it has survived nearly six decades without collapsing beneath the weight of history students, furniture collectors, or anyone attempting to balance it on an actual chair as an improvised coaster. Pages intact, binding solid, cover only lightly scuffed — the bibliographic equivalent of a well-used but still sturdy dining chair. Inside, you’ll encounter photographs, diagrams, and descriptions that make you realise how passionately some people feel about splats, stretchers, and cabriole legs. Edwards writes with scholarly devotion, determined that you’ll never look at a Chippendale the same way again. You may even find yourself nodding solemnly at your kitchen furniture, whispering: “Ah yes, a faint whiff of Regency influence.” Why might you want this book? Because when someone asks about your taste in chairs, you’d like to answer with footnoted authority. Because it’s cheaper than buying an actual antique chair (and far easier to shelve). Because once you’ve read it, you’ll finally have the courage to correct people who confuse a Queen Anne with a William and Mary. Because nothing says cultured eccentric like owning a 1965 HMSO guide to chairs. So here it is: English Chairs — reliable, slightly worn, and still standing tall. Condition: Good. Sold with a knowing wink by Crappy Old Books, where even the furniture manuals are afforded a seat at the table. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4592/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-chairs-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4591 Design in Town and Village by HMSO Design in Town and Village (1953) — HMSO HMSO | ISBN: — (pre-ISBN, proudly) | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books™ A small book with very tidy manners. Design in Town and Village arrives from post-war Britain with a tape measure in one hand and civic virtue in the other, intent on rescuing the public realm from visual litter and architectural sulks. It’s a field guide to the polite arrangement of life: how to place a bus shelter without starting a feud, which shopfronts deserve to keep their eyebrows, and why a lamp standard should never look as if it’s shouting. Think of it as the style guide for streets—produced by the most British of publishers, Her Majesty’s Stationery Office—at the moment when towns were rebuilding and villages were bracing for progress. The tone is earnest, practical, faintly droll: by all means modernize; kindly refrain from being hideous. What’s inside (besides diagrams that could calm a parish council): Shopfronts with self-control: proportions, mullions, and lettering that uses its indoor voice. Village greens that stay green: planting, paths, benches, and why fences should apologize for existing. Street furniture, not street clutter: bus stops that don’t sulk, kiosks that don’t brag, bins that behave. Utilities in disguise: substations and pump houses taught to look respectable in brick jackets. Signs, signals, fingerposts: a sermon on brevity, a hymn to legibility, and a warning about the perils of too many arrows. New roads, old places: the dark art of widening lanes without subtracting charm. Before/after plates: the original glow-ups, showing how a little restraint can save a whole street from itself. Why it’s still weirdly useful (and very entertaining): It reminds you that taste is a public service. It’s a crash course in human scale before “human scale” became a keynote slide. It teaches typography as planning: a neat fascia board keeps the peace. It’s full of doable fixes—paint this, move that, hide those cables—perfect for anyone who has ever shouted “why is that box there?” Historical pleasures: The cordial certainty that hedgerows have rights. A belief that a town can be modern without becoming loud. The suspicion that the worst thing you can do to a village is “improve” it too quickly—second only to not improving it at all. About this particular copy: Condition: Good, via Crappy Old Books, whose name is an act of municipal modesty. Expect a firm binding (possibly stapled with dignity), honest edgewear, crisp pages, and illustrations ready to win arguments at planning meetings. If there’s an elderly pencil tick by “unsuitable canopies,” consider it a blessing from a bygone clerk. Possible side effects: Compulsive labeling of street furniture by genus and temperament. A desire to write stern yet loving letters about inappropriate vinyl signage. Unexpected affection for fingerposts. Bringing a measuring tape to the pub “just to check that fascia.” A tiny epigram for your jacket pocket: Good places whisper; bad ones shout. Design decides the volume. If you’ve ever wished your high street would tuck in its shirt, or your village green could stop being photobombed by an impertinent substation, this is your handbook—half manifesto, half instruction manual, wholly committed to the radical notion that public beauty is everyone’s business. Crappy Old Books has a copy. Your parish council has been warned. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4591/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/design-in-town-and-village-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4590 Youthful Writings by Albert Camus Youthful Writings (1980) — Albert Camus Penguin Books | ISBN: 9780140180268 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Before the Nobel medal, before The Stranger learned how not to cry at funerals, there was a young man in Algiers with sand in his shoes and sun in his syntax. Youthful Writings is Camus before the capital-A Absurd—apprentice pieces, early essays, sketches, and experiments where the voice we know is busy clearing its throat and accidentally inventing clarity. You can feel him trying things on: journalism that looks suspiciously like literature, notebooks that moonlight as manifestos, prose so bright it whistles. The sea keeps wandering in, acting like a co-author; so do football pitches, trams, cheap rooms, poverty that insists on dignity, and the scandalous notion that happiness might be a moral argument. It’s Camus when the plague is just a rumor, Sisyphus is still choosing shoes, and revolt hasn’t learned to say “we” yet. What you’ll find between these sun-bleached covers: First drafts of obsessions. Light and heat as ethics; freedom as a climate; lucidity as sport. Street-level philosophy. Big questions carried in small sentences, like oranges in a coat pocket. Young journalist energy. Sentences that start neat and end up marching. Tender heresies. Joy that refuses to apologize; grief that doesn’t grandstand. Reading perks (no sunglasses required, but recommended): Watch him discover his tone—that mix of candor and steel that later made even ashtrays feel existential. Catch the proto-Mersaults and proto-Rieuxes sneaking through side doors. See how weather becomes worldview: a lifelong belief that the sun can humiliate lies. Learn why his famous “no” always travels with a carefully smuggled “yes.” About this particular copy: Condition: Good, from Crappy Old Books—a name that undersells like a Parisian shrug. Expect honest shelfwear, a spine with principles, and pages perfectly primed for margin mutiny. It’s the kind of book that looks better after you’ve carried it to a park bench and pretended your coffee is an ethical stance. Possible side effects: Sudden urge to describe daylight as “argumentative.” Writing shorter sentences and meaning more by accident. Feeling morally improved by a stroll near water. Telling your friends that happiness is not naive; it’s defiant. Tiny Camus-ish epigram for your bookmark: Begin with the sun, end with a sentence— call it philosophy. If you like your geniuses pre-famous and dangerously alive, this is the good stuff: the rehearsal that turns out to be a performance, the early pages where a worldview learns to walk and immediately heads for the beach. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4590/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/youthful-writings-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140180268 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4589 Vintage Verse by Clifford Bax Vintage Verse (1945) by Clifford Bax Publisher: Hollis and Carter | ISBN: none (because ISBNs hadn’t been invented yet) | Condition: Good (like an old bottle, cork slightly musty but drinkable) Lovingly uncorked by Crappy Old Books Clifford Bax (playwright, poet, essayist, and brother of composer Arnold Bax) was the sort of literary figure who knew everyone worth knowing in 1920s London and probably annoyed half of them. Vintage Verse, published in 1945, is his poetic sampler — a kind of “greatest hits” album for people who thought rhyme was still a moral duty. This particular copy is rated Good. Which means it has weathered eighty years with only the dignified patina of time: covers a bit softened, pages mellowed to the colour of weak tea, but otherwise intact. Like most poetry collections, it probably spent decades untouched on a shelf, waiting for someone at a dinner party to say, “Ah yes, I dabble in verse.” Inside you’ll find poems both earnest and lightly whimsical, with titles that sound as though they were written by a man who frequently wore tweed and used the phrase “the moderns” with a sniff. Love, nature, philosophy — all are poured into the glass and swirled with a flourish. Sometimes lyrical, sometimes baffling, but always unmistakably vintage. Why you might want this book: Because nothing impresses dinner guests like plucking an obscure 1945 poetry collection from your shelf and saying, “Oh, Clifford Bax? Terribly underrated.” Because poetry ages like wine — a bit sour, perhaps, but all the more potent for it. Because in a world of tweets and TikToks, there’s a perverse joy in consuming verse written when people still posted letters and wore hats unironically. Because it’s Vintage Verse. The title tells you what you’re getting. So here it is: Vintage Verse — a gently scuffed anthology of mid-century musings, bottled and corked in 1945, still Good and ready to be poured into your literary glass. From Crappy Old Books, where even the poetry comes with a dash of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4589/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vintage-verse-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hollis and Carter no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4588 Ancient Europe by Stuart Piggott Ancient Europe (1973) by Stuart Piggott Publisher: Edinburgh University Press | ISBN: 0852242522 | Condition: Good (like a chipped amphora that still holds wine) Excavated from the shelves by Crappy Old Books Once upon a time, before Netflix documentaries with dramatic drone footage, there was Ancient Europe (1973). Stuart Piggott — eminent archaeologist, pipe-smoker, and a man who could conjure excitement from a posthole — set out to tell the story of Europe from its foggy Stone Age beginnings through to the sort of classical grandeur where everyone was wearing togas and pretending civilisation had been their idea all along. Our copy is in Good condition. Which is to say: no catastrophic damage, no catastrophic doodles, but the kind of gentle wear that suggests it has been lugged around in a rucksack to at least one underheated university seminar. Consider it a scholarly relic in itself: text intact, spine unbroken, and only the faintest whiff of library carpet glue (though not, mercifully, an ex-library copy this time). Inside you’ll find Neolithic farmers, Bronze Age hoarders, Celtic tribes, and Romans with a worrying fondness for straight roads. Piggott’s prose marches steadily through the millennia, scattering potsherds of wit and dollops of academic certainty in equal measure. It is not the Indiana Jones school of archaeology — more the trowel-and-sensible-jumper school — but it gets the job done. Why you might want this book: Because you’d like to understand “Ancient Europe” as more than a badly drawn map in a school textbook. Because you enjoy footnotes with the same intensity other people enjoy cocktails. Because you know deep down that calling the Iron Age “ancient” is both wrong and gloriously pedantic. Because buying it makes you look like the kind of person who pronounces “archaeology” with a reverent pause before the second syllable. So here it stands: Ancient Europe — still Good after fifty years, like a ruin that hasn’t entirely fallen over. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even the past is sold with a wink. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4588/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ancient-europe-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edinburgh at the University Press 9780852242520 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4587 Pocket Guide to Good English by George W Davidson Pocket Guide to Good English (1985) by George W. Davidson Publisher: Chambers | ISBN: 9780550180292 | Condition: Good (but perhaps not grammatically perfect) Another literary artefact from Crappy Old Books Ah, 1985: a year of shoulder pads, synth-pop, and the desperate hope that one could finally master the difference between “its” and “it’s.” Enter George W. Davidson’s Pocket Guide to Good English, a neat little volume that promised to make the nation’s apostrophes march in order and its dangling participles tuck in their shirts. This copy is rated Good. In Crappy Old Books parlance, that means it has been handled often enough to suggest someone really did try to improve their English, but not so violently that the book gave up. The cover may look like it’s seen a stern lecture or two, but the pages remain intact, ready to wag their fingers at you. Inside, you’ll find concise lessons in grammar, spelling, punctuation, and the peculiar quirks of English usage. Davidson’s tone is brisk, authoritative, and entirely without mercy for split infinitives. Reading it feels a little like being scolded by a kindly schoolmaster who just wants you to stop embarrassing yourself in public. Why might you want this book? Because “alot” is not a word, no matter how much you use it. Because there’s nothing more British than quietly judging someone else’s grammar. Because slipping a vintage language guide onto your shelf instantly makes you look like the sort of person who has views on the Oxford comma. Because sometimes you need an ironic pocket-sized reminder that “good English” is a moving target. So here it is: Pocket Guide to Good English—a slightly scuffed but stalwart companion in the eternal battle against sloppy prose. Condition: Good, advice: occasionally smug, seller: eternally Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4587/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pocket-guide-to-good-english-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chambers 9780550180292 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4586 To Be A Pilgrim - A Spiritual Notebook by Basil Hume To Be a Pilgrim — A Spiritual Notebook (1984) — Basil Hume St Paul | ISBN: 0854392319 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books™ A pilgrim guide with no maps, only margins. Basil Hume—Benedictine monk, future Cardinal, professional advocate for silence—offers a pocket notebook of counsel that sounds less like a sermon and more like a kindly whisper at a railway station: Yes, that’s your train. Yes, you have time. Breathe. It’s a book of brief meditations, spiritual postcards from a life trained on prayer and ordinary decency, written with the plain confidence of someone who trusts that the soul can take a hint. What’s inside (besides bookmarks made of good intentions): Short entries with long echoes. A paragraph on humility that follows you into Tuesday; a page on hope that refuses to be shelved. Benedictine practicality. The Rule turned into habits you can actually keep: listening, small conversions, tidying your motives like a kitchen drawer. The pilgrim idea taken seriously (and gently). Detours count. So do delays. You are not lost—you are travelling. The sacrament of the ordinary. Commuter seats as pews, washing-up as examen, kindness as liturgy nobody notices until it stops. It’s not a how-to for holiness; it’s a how-to-keep-going. Hume is allergic to thunder. He writes like good light: steady, shrewd, unshowy. He trusts conscience, regards guilt as a tool not a residence, and keeps reminding you that God is not impressed by performance but delighted by perseverance. Field notes for the modern pilgrim: The soul rarely needs a megaphone; it needs a calendar. Prayer is not a mood; it’s an appointment you keep even when you’re late. The path is made of people. Pack extra patience. If you can’t love largely, love locally. It scales. Who is this for? The seeker who keeps promising to start after this week calms down. The believer who wants fewer fireworks and more footing. The skeptic who suspects goodness is a craft. The commuter who would like the 07:42 to be meaningful without becoming dramatic. About this particular copy: Condition: Good, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, whose name is an act of Christian humility. Expect a clean, sturdy volume with honest shelfwear, a spine that prays straight, and pages fully prepared to forgive your coffee. If there’s a previous owner’s name in biro, consider it an extra pilgrim on the road. Side effects (documented, if unscientific): A sudden wish to walk more slowly and apologize more quickly. Unironic use of the word “grace.” The discovery that silence is not empty; it is furnished. An urge to keep a small notebook of your own, just in case eternity has bullet points. A tiny epigram for your ticket pocket: Pilgrimage: moving toward God by learning how to stay. If you like your spiritual reading quiet, brief, and secretly demanding, this little notebook is exactly the companion you want—no trumpet fanfares, just good company and better directions. Open anywhere. Start again. Keep going. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4586/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-be-a-pilgrim-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Paul 9780854392315 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4583 Hot Water In Your Home by AR Watson Hot Water in Your Home (c.1930) by A.R. Watson Publisher: A.R. Watson (self-published, because who else?) | ISBN: none (ISBNs weren’t even invented yet) | Condition: Good (like a lukewarm bath you didn’t have to stoke a boiler for) Lovingly disinterred by Crappy Old Books Picture it: Britain, circa 1930. Men in trilbies, women in cloche hats, and the ever-present dread of trying to coax hot water out of a cantankerous copper boiler without immolating the cat. Enter A.R. Watson, a hero in overalls, who decided to commit to print everything you could possibly wish to know about achieving the modern miracle of domestic hot water. This is not just a book—it’s a manifesto for plumbing. Our copy is in Good condition, meaning it has survived nine decades of steam, splashes, and the occasional careless storage in a damp airing cupboard. The cover may look slightly timeworn, but then so do most bathroom tiles from the 1930s. Pages intact, binding solid—clearly built with the same sturdy optimism as the pipes it describes. Inside, expect diagrams that would confuse a GCSE student, firm pronouncements about pipe gauges, and sentences that radiate the calm authority of a man who believes nothing in life cannot be solved with sufficient copper tubing and a blowtorch. It is, in its own way, a love letter to hot water: practical, obsessive, and faintly dangerous. Why buy this? Because modern boilers have stolen all the romance from heating water. Because telling your friends you’re “reading up on period hot water systems” will make you sound like an avant-garde historian. Because books without ISBNs are the true hipster currency. So here it is: Hot Water in Your Home—still Good, still piping with practical zeal, and now available from the only dealer foolish enough to stock it: Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4583/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hot-water-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AR Watson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4582 British Tokens And Their Values by Peter Seaby and Monica Bussell British Tokens and Their Values (1984) by Peter Seaby & Monica Bussell Publisher: Seaby | ISBN: 0900652659 | Condition: Good (with civic seasoning) Proudly exiled from Camden Libraries, now rehomed via Crappy Old Books Ah, 1984—not just Orwell’s dystopia, but also the year Seaby and Bussell decided the world desperately needed a comprehensive guide to British tokens. Tokens! Those humble discs of metal that once stood in for money when the Royal Mint was too busy doing whatever the Royal Mint does. Here you’ll find tavern checks, transport tokens, coal pit tallies, and other fragments of everyday history that jingled in pockets long before contactless payments and Apple Pay. This particular copy? It’s an ex-library survivor, carrying the proud scars of public service. “Public Libraries Camden” is embossed on the cover in a way that says: once I belonged to everyone, now I belong to you. There may be the faintest whiff of institutional carpet glue, the odd pencilled catalogue code, and perhaps a ghostly memory of being stamped “RETURN BY 15 MAY 1987.” In other words, it’s Good—library good. Robust. Battle-tested. Possibly better laminated against the elements than most of us. Inside, the scholarship is earnest and oddly charming. Meticulously listed values, neat line drawings, and the unspoken promise that one day, perhaps, the bag of “worthless coppers” in your grandfather’s shed might fund your early retirement (spoiler: it won’t). Why do you need this book? Because numismatics is the new rock ’n’ roll. Because “token collector” sounds faintly cooler than “cryptocurrency enthusiast.” Because owning an ex-library book makes you feel like you’ve stolen a tiny piece of municipal history without actually breaking the law. In short: British Tokens and Their Values—a slightly scuffed, Camden-branded slice of cataloguing zeal, still perfectly Good, and still proudly jingling with irony in the hands of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4582/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-tokens-sep-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Seaby 9780900652653 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4581 Cheap Eats In London by Susan Campbell with Alexandra Towle Cheap Eats in London (1975) by Susan Campbell with Alexandra Towle Publisher: Penguin Books | ISBN: 014046218X | Condition: Good (like a Wimpy burger after 11pm) Graciously offered by Crappy Old Books Step back to 1975, when London was a different culinary universe: avocado was exotic, microwaves were sci-fi, and the height of sophistication was ordering spaghetti bolognese without blushing. Into this brave new world waddled Cheap Eats in London, a Penguin handbook for the thrifty gourmand, armed with nothing but optimism, a notebook, and a willingness to chew through whatever the city dared to serve under £2. Our copy is graded Good. Translation: it’s seen a few kitchen counters, possibly absorbed the faint tang of chip-fat, but it still holds together. Pages intact, spine functional, cover slightly more “patinated” than pristine—rather like London itself in the mid-70s. Inside you’ll find recommendations for cafes, diners, and curious little joints that mostly no longer exist (because property developers discovered Shoreditch). Think fry-ups at Formica tables, “continental” menus where everything was boiled twice for safety, and a few daring vegetarian experiments that read like science projects. It’s both a survival guide and a time capsule, offering a glimpse into an era when “cheap eats” meant honest grub rather than ironic street food trucks charging £12 for tacos. Why do you need this book? Because you’ve always wanted to know where Londoners in flared trousers filled their bellies without emptying their wallets. Because nostalgia tastes best with a side of baked beans. Because a slightly worn paperback from 1975 is the only authentic garnish for your reclaimed-wood dining table. So here it is: a battered but Good companion to a vanished London, still dishing up quirky recommendations from a city where “cheap” really meant cheap, and “eats” really meant edible. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4581/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cheap-eats-london-sep-2025-v2.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140462180 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4579 Sargent by Elaine Kilmurray and Richard Ormond Sargent (1999) by Elaine Kilmurray & Richard Ormond Publisher: Tate Gallery | ISBN: 9781854372468 | Condition: Fine (yes, even by our standards) Lovingly mishandled by Crappy Old Books John Singer Sargent: the man who painted portraits so dazzling that even the aristocracy looked faintly human for a change. In this hefty Tate Gallery volume, Elaine Kilmurray and Richard Ormond serve up page after page of scandalously beautiful brushwork—drapery flowing like molten silk, faces glowing with smug Edwardian confidence, and enough society swagger to make you long for a starched collar and a monocle. This copy is in Fine condition, which in the eccentric taxonomy of Crappy Old Books means it’s unnervingly perfect. The spine is uncreased, the pages unscribbled, and the binding so tight it probably disapproves of your lifestyle choices. It’s so pristine you’ll hesitate to actually read it, preferring instead to leave it open on a coffee table and wait for visitors to be impressed. Inside, you’ll find the kind of scholarship that makes you nod thoughtfully while secretly wondering how Sargent managed to make fabric look shinier than real fabric. The reproductions are sumptuous, the commentary is suitably reverent, and the overall effect is that of being gently bullied by beauty. Why buy this? Because modern life is grey and pixelated, and you deserve to bask in the smug glow of high society portraiture. Because you’ll never own a real Sargent, but you can own this book and pretend. And because nothing says “I’m cultured” quite like casually tossing off the phrase “Of course, Sargent’s handling of chiaroscuro is divine” at brunch. In short: Fine condition. Fine art. Fine chance to look fancy without effort. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4579/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sargent-sep-2025.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tate Gallery 9781854372468 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4578 Art and Its Significance - An Anthology of Aesthetic Theory by Stephen David Ross Art and Its Significance — An Anthology of Aesthetic Theory (1994) — Stephen David Ross SUNY Press | ISBN: 9780791418529 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books™ A book about why we care about art, assembled with the kind of seriousness that makes museum guards nod approvingly—and yet somehow it’s also a parade of gloriously incompatible opinions. Art and Its Significance corrals centuries of aesthetic hand-wringing into one volume: a salon where grand theories arrive overdressed, metaphors try to pay the bill, and Beauty keeps ghosting everyone’s texts. Editor Stephen David Ross plays maître d’: he seats classic voices beside modern provocateurs, then lets the conversation clink along. You’ll pass through familiar galleries—form, expression, mimesis, the sublime, the everyday—while learning that the phrase “that’s not art” has been on repeat since roughly always. Expect judgy Platonists, eloquent Kantians, skeptical empiricists, romantics who feel a lot (professionally), pragmatists with rolled sleeves, and contemporary critics who can say “context” three times fast without spilling their espresso. What’s inside (besides arguments): Beauty vs. Truth, round ∞: a title fight with no referee and excellent footwork. Form walks into a bar: Content is already there; they pretend they don’t know each other. The Work of Art™: object or event? aura or admin? Yes. Audience participation: interpretation as sport; spectators as co-authors; critics as weather systems. Museums & markets: the aura of the white cube and the price of having one. Why you’ll actually read it (and not just display it near a plant): Snackable primary texts: short selections that give you the voice, not just a summary in sensible shoes. A map, not a maze: headnotes and framing that nudge you toward the quarrel at hand without taking sides. Argument ammo: perfect for winning dinner conversations you shouldn’t have started. Cross-training for the artsy brain: philosophy with friendly lighting; theory that remembers people make things. House rules the anthology gently enforces: Every bold claim about art has a footnote somewhere shaking its head. If a theory explains everything, it probably explains nothing—but it will look terrific doing it. Beauty and politics are not roommates; they are exes who keep meeting at openings. The sentence “It depends” is not a cop-out; it’s the beginning of taste. About this particular specimen: Condition: Good, via Crappy Old Books—the world’s most charmingly self-slandering purveyor. Expect the normal signs of a life lived on a desk: a touch of shelf-wear, a spine that knows what’s in it, pages intact and eager to disagree with you. In other words, the ideal state for a book about art: used, not used up. Potential side effects: Unsolicited opinions about wall labels. Compulsive rearrangement of your bookshelf into movements. Saying “phenomenological” out loud and getting away with it. A mysterious inclination to defend both sides of an argument with equal passion. Tiny, on-theme epigram: Art: the shortest distance between “look” and “think.” If you want a single volume that lets you eavesdrop on the long, funny, exasperating quarrel about what art is, does, and costs—without making you choose a team—this is it. Pull up a chair; the symposium never ends, and the conversation is better than the canapés. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4578/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/art-and-its-significance-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SUNY 9780791418529 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4577 Two Lives by William Trevor Two Lives (1992) — William Trevor Penguin Books | ISBN: 9780140153729 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Two novellas, one ticket: quiet catastrophes performed at whisper-volume by the gentlest assassin in Irish letters. In Two Lives, William Trevor does that trademark Trevor thing—he pads softly into a room you thought was safe, opens a window you hadn’t noticed, and suddenly there’s weather inside your chest. Inside you’ll find: 1) A love story that refuses to raise its voice. A young woman in rural Ireland marries sense instead of passion and discovers that the heart keeps double books. Salvation arrives in the unlikeliest contraband: a borrowed cousin, a borrowed Russian—Turgenev—and the contraband of imagining one’s life otherwise. It’s tenderness smuggled past the border guards of respectability, where daydreams become a lifeline and the town’s pity is more dangerous than its cruelty. 2) An Italian afternoon with shrapnel in it. After a train bombing, a mismatched handful of survivors convalesce in an Umbrian villa curated by a romance novelist who’s half hostess, half unreliable star witness. Cats, geraniums, memory, manners—the sun is warm, the tea is poured, and grief keeps taking polite sips. Secrets surface like goldfish: unexpectedly, then as if they’ve always been there. Trevor writes with surgical mercy: sentences so neat you could spread jam with them, and revelations that arrive like someone quietly shutting a door. He does not shout; he insists. He believes in small rooms, good manners, and the way a life can tilt on an errand to the post office. The thrill here isn’t plot pyrotechnics but the precision of feeling—how ordinary decency can bruise, how fantasy can be a flotation device, how the past sits at the foot of the bed and refuses to take the hint. Why this book sings (softly, perfectly on key): Two ways of being haunted: by the life you didn’t live, and by the life that happened anyway. Weather-system prose: Trevor changes the light in a room and somehow the furniture remembers. Kindness with teeth: compassion that doesn’t excuse, only understands, which is far more dangerous. Five-star mundanity: teacups, shop counters, sunstruck terraces; every ordinary thing carries contraband. About this particular copy: Condition: Good, from Crappy Old Books—a name that overpromises on the “crappy” and underestimates the “books.” Expect a spine that’s told a few truths, corners with the soft authority of experience, and pages wholly ready to break your heart in a respectable manner. It’s the kind of book you can leave face-down on the arm of a chair and feel it judging you only slightly. Potential side effects: Sudden urge to reread Turgenev in a bus shelter. Calling a friend because you “just remembered something,” and then not saying it. A revised opinion of tepid tea (it’s a narrative device). A tiny, Trevor-ish epigram for the road: Lives seldom break with a bang; they fold—neatly, and then not at all. Two Lives is for readers who suspect the quiet parts are where the plot lives. Open it for one chapter; look up an hour later with your life rearranged by half a degree—the kind of adjustment that changes where you end up, and makes all the difference on maps that matter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4577/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/two-lives-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140153729 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4576 Germany - 2000 Years by Kurt F Reinhardt Germany — 2000 Years (1989) — Kurt F. Reinhardt Continuum | ISBN: 9780804466936 | Condition: As New | Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Two millennia of history, culture, and philosophical eyebrow-raising—served in a single, surprisingly portable volume. Kurt F. Reinhardt takes you on a brisk march (orderly, punctual) from Roman frontier posts to Romantic poetry, from monastery scriptoria to the modern mind, pausing just long enough to let Luther nail a few things down and for Goethe to sigh beautifully at the moon. It’s the story of Germany told not as a drumbeat of battles, but as a symphony of ideas: printing presses, fairy tales, university towns, theology that keeps you up at night, and science that gets you up in the morning. This isn’t a tourist brochure—it’s a cultural field guide with muddy boots: Romans to Romantics: from the limes to lyricism, with a detour through the forests where the Grimm brothers collected polite nightmares. Reformation to Reason: Luther thunders, Kant organizes reality into tidy boxes, Hegel knocks them over, Nietzsche asks why you needed boxes in the first place. Industry & Identity: guilds hum, chimneys rise, and a patchwork of principalities experiments with becoming a singular noun. Art that argues back: Dürer’s lines, Bach’s fugues, Beethoven’s storms, Bauhaus furniture that makes you sit up straighter than your conscience. The twentieth century, carefully handled: seismic years approached with clarity rather than spectacle, ending on the cusp of walls reconsidering their career choices. Reinhardt writes with the calm confidence of someone who can quote a medieval mystic and a modern physicist before breakfast. You’ll meet emperors and philosophers, yes, but also printers, merchants, pietists, poets, classicists who love Greece almost as much as they love tidy footnotes, and engineers who could probably fix your coffee machine while inventing a new kind of coffee. Why you’ll like it (even if your last timeline was drawn with crayon): Big sweep, crisp chapters: generous context without the textbook yawn. Culture forward: literature, music, religion, and thought get equal billing with politics. Citation-friendly prose: sentences that look good both in margins and in arguments with your cleverest friend. A humane tone: the past is complex; Reinhardt respects it enough not to flatten it. About this particular copy: Condition: As New, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, whose name remains gloriously inaccurate. The cover is unruffled, the spine unsullied, and the pages as pristine as a freshly chalked blackboard in a Prussian classroom. If it were any fresher, you’d have to register it with the authorities. Side effects may include: An urge to alphabetize your thoughts (thanks, Königsberg). Sudden affection for compound nouns. The ability to drop “Biedermeier” into conversation and make it feel appropriate. A tiny epigram in the spirit of the thing: Two thousand years, one restless question: Is order the dream—or the remedy? If you want a guide to Germany that’s more than castles and crises—one that treats the nation as a long conversation between faith, reason, art, and ambition—this is your ticket. Open it, and let the centuries file past with Teutonic efficiency and unexpected wit. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4576/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/germany-2000-years-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Continuum 9780804466936 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4575 The Black Dahlia by James Ellroy The Black Dahlia (1993) — James Ellroy Arrow | ISBN: 9780099366515 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books™ If Los Angeles had a conscience, it pawned it long ago for a pack of Lucky Strikes and a headline. James Ellroy’s The Black Dahlia is the IOU: a feverish, brass-knuckled love letter to a city that looks best through cigarette smoke and moral ambiguity. It’s noir the way espresso is coffee—reduced, ruthless, and likely to keep you awake for decisions you didn’t mean to make. Two boxers-turned-cops orbit a murder so infamous it doesn’t need a plot summary—you bring the mythology; Ellroy brings the migraines. Expect clipped sentences that hit like jabs, a precinct full of compromised angels, and enough procedural grime to make steel wool blush. The city is the third partner in the investigation: streetlights, stucco, and scandal; sunshine with a body count. This is the book that taught a generation that noir isn’t black and white—it’s fifty shades of bad ideas. What you’re getting here: Atmosphere that stains: glamour curdled into gossip, hope oxidized into hustle. Obsession as propulsion: a case so cold it burns everyone who touches it. Ellroy in attack mode: staccato rhythms, hardboiled poetry, and dialogue that sounds like it slept in its suit. History with fingerprints: the 1940s reassembled from police blotters and broken hearts. About this particular specimen: Condition: Good, courtesy of Crappy Old Books (a proud misnomer). The cover has seen things, like a witness who won’t crack; the spine carries its past gracefully; the pages are fully legible and eager to testify. It’s a copy you can read without white gloves and display without shame—lived-in, not fallen-apart. Side effects may include: Sudden urge to say “doll” unironically. Suspicion of sunshine. Reorganization of your moral compass to include “it’s complicated.” For fans of Chandler’s trench coat, Hammett’s hangover, and anyone who suspects the American Dream keeps a spare shovel in the trunk. The Black Dahlia won’t solve the case—nothing will—but it will solve the problem of what to read when you want literature that growls. In the spirit of the thing, a tiny, original epigram: Glamour: a mirror on a crime scene— wipe once, and it all shows. Pick it up, pour something dark, and let Ellroy walk you down those bright, ugly streets. Crappy Old Books has the door half-open. You know you’re going in. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4575/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-black-dajhlia-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099366515 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4574 Epigram by Niall Livingstone and Gideon Nisbet Epigram (2010) — Niall Livingstone & Gideon Nisbet Cambridge University Press | ISBN: 09780521145701 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books™ Here it is: a gloriously long blurb about short poems. Because nothing says “epigram” quite like a thumping great paragraph extolling the art of keeping it brief. Livingstone and Nisbet—two scholars with sharper quills than your average museum gift shop pencil—escort you through the ancient world’s most compact literary cocktail: the epigram. Think of it as the original tweet, only with meter, marble, and fewer pictures of cats. From inscriptions that once clung to statues and tombs to sly little verses that winked across symposium tables, this book maps how tiny poems managed to be tender, tart, and terrifyingly clever, often all at once. Cambridge University Press provides the academic steel; the authors bring the mischief. Inside you’ll find: Bite-sized brilliance: poems so short you’ll “just read one more” and then realize it’s Tuesday. Context with a grin: how epigrams moved from stone to scroll to salon, collecting gossip, grief, and glorious shade en route. Form that bites back: what makes a good epigram snap, and why its sting still feels fresh two millennia later. Scholarly sparkle: lucid explanations that never condescend, notes that don’t behave like footnote quicksand, and examples that actually earn their place. And about that Condition: Good from Crappy Old Books™: the cover has done its duty, the pages are intact, and the text remains impressively epigrammatic. It’s the sort of copy that looks right at home on a desk strewn with notebooks and intentions. Expect gentle signs of life, not library crimes. In other words, well-loved enough to be approachable, tidy enough to be presentable—like a toga with only the lightest hint of symposium. Why you’ll love it (even if you’re allergic to scansion): It’s the perfect gateway to classical poetry without the ritual sacrifice of your weekend. It makes you dangerously quotable. After a chapter or two, your emails acquire a suspiciously crisp aftertaste. It’s a reminder that culture has always adored the clever aside—the concise line that lands harder than a page of prose. Take it from Crappy Old Books™, whose name is self-deprecating, not descriptive: this is the kind of “reference” you’ll pretend to shelve and then constantly have open, muttering “just one more” like a responsible adult with a very irresponsible sweet tooth. In the spirit of the genre, an attempt: Brief verse, long life— Marble chips; minds sharpen. This book brings both. If you’ve ever wished your reading were smarter, snappier, and pocket-sized, Epigram is your match. Come for the classics cred; stay for the sly smile you’ll wear the next time someone asks for “something short.” Has some water damage to first 2-6 pages, but nothing serious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4574/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/epigram-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4573 You Cant Kiss It Better by Diana Hendry You Can’t Kiss It Better (2002) by Diana Hendry Publisher: Red Fox | ISBN: 0099403471 | Condition: Good (but not “kiss-it-better” good) Sold exclusively by Crappy Old Books Ah, 2002. The year flip phones were futuristic, Avril Lavigne wore ties unironically, and Diana Hendry released You Can’t Kiss It Better. A story about family, love, and the uncomfortable fact that sometimes a plaster and a peck just won’t fix things. This is children’s fiction, yes, but the sort that sneaks existential dread between the lines—like a bedtime story that won’t tuck itself in. This particular copy is graded Good, which in Crappy Old Books parlance means: pages are still attached (mostly), the cover has weathered its fair share of being shoved into rucksacks, and there may be the odd scuff or crinkle. Don’t worry—it’s not been gnawed by hamsters, only time. Why should you want it? Because Hendry writes about real family messiness without a sugar-coating—characters who bruise, stumble, and sometimes get up the wrong way round. Also because owning a slightly battered children’s book from the early noughties is the kind of ironic statement piece your bookshelf has been craving. So here it is: You Can’t Kiss It Better—a reminder that love is complicated, plasters don’t solve everything, and sometimes the best you can do is keep turning the page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4573/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/you-cant-kiss-it-better-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Red Fox 9780099403470 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4572 Insects of Britain by Michael Chinery Insects of Britain (1976) – Michael Chinery (Collins) | ISBN: 0002192160 | Condition: Good Ah, the summer of 1976: drought, hosepipe bans, disco trousers — and Michael Chinery’s Insects of Britain, the book that promised to make you look at wasps, beetles, and suspiciously large moths with scholarly fascination instead of mild terror. Published by Collins, it’s part field guide, part endurance test for anyone who thought nature study was about cute hedgehogs and not about cataloguing things with too many legs. This volume is gloriously 70s in every sense. The colour plates feature insects that look like they’ve posed patiently for a family portrait, even though you know full well they’d rather be dive-bombing your picnic. The text oozes entomological authority, confidently informing you of the difference between “harmless hoverflies” and “hornets that will ruin your afternoon.” It’s the kind of book you imagine earnest children in flared cords carrying into fields, only to discover the local cowpats were more interesting. Our copy is in Good condition, which means it has survived nearly half a century of gardens, greenhouses, and possibly the odd squashed bluebottle trapped between its pages. The dust jacket (if it’s still clinging on) may have the sort of wear that suggests it was once left out in a shed. The pages are still firmly attached, albeit now seasoned with that heady aroma of “second-hand natural history section.” Perfect for: Amateur entomologists who like their field guides vintage and their insect names mildly outdated. Gardeners who want to put a label on every creepy-crawly before deciding whether to squash it. Ironic collectors who enjoy the idea of displaying Insects of Britain on a minimalist bookshelf and waiting for guests to flinch. From the buzzing, slightly dusty stacks of Crappy Old Books, where even the humble earwig gets its moment in the sun. Buy it now and remember: Britain’s insects haven’t changed much since 1976, but your ability to identify them at parties will make you sound delightfully eccentric. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4572/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/insects-of-britain-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780002192163 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4571 A Roald Dahl Selection by Roald Dahl A Roald Dahl Selection (2000) – Roald Dahl (Longman) | ISBN: 9780582434493 | Condition: Good Ah, Roald Dahl — the man who convinced generations of children that grown-ups are either deliciously wicked, hopelessly dim, or deserving of some sort of comeuppance involving a giant peach. A Roald Dahl Selection (2000, Longman) is exactly what it says on the tin: a curated sampler of Dahl’s peculiar genius, designed for classrooms, reluctant readers, and anyone who thought chocolate factories should involve more workplace health and safety violations. This isn’t the glossy Collector’s Deluxe Edition with Gold-Embossed Spine you’ll find in fancy bookshops. No, this is the sturdy school-friendly edition: built to survive backpacks, orange squash spills, and possibly a biro attack from a bored Year 8. Our copy is in Good condition, which means it has lived, but it hasn’t yet been rolled up into a makeshift truncheon. The cover might show a touch of shelf rash, the pages may be fractionally more “cream” than “white,” but the Dahlian mischief is all intact and waiting to pounce. Inside, you’ll get a greatest-hits collection of sly humour, grotesque villains, and children who are much smarter than the adults supposedly in charge. Perfect for the young, the young-at-heart, or the middle-aged who secretly still identify with the kid who glued his teacher’s chair. Ideal for: Teachers nostalgic for the days when “classroom texts” came in faded paperbacks, not on tablets. Parents who want their children to learn that books are more fun when at least one adult gets eaten. Irony-lovers who enjoy the idea of reading A Roald Dahl Selection while sipping fair-trade coffee and muttering about “problematic authors.” From the ever-unapologetic shelves of Crappy Old Books, where slightly scuffed school texts graduate into ironic treasures. Because if Dahl taught us anything, it’s that a little wickedness is always worth keeping in print. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4571/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-roald-dahl-selection-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582434493 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4568 Office Procedures by John Harrison Office Procedures (1984) – John Harrison (Pitman Publishing) | ISBN: 0273019198 | Condition: Good Step back into the humming photocopier days of 1984, when carbon paper was still a thing, the electric typewriter was king, and the height of “office automation” was a secretary with two hands and a dictaphone. John Harrison’s Office Procedures is a loving manual for the art of being efficient in a world before email, Teams meetings, and emoji-filled memos. Inside you’ll find all the practical gems of the time: how to file correctly (in metal cabinets, no less), how to answer a telephone like you mean business, and how to keep your boss supplied with enough paperclips to make it through a fiscal quarter. Think of it as a survival guide to the beige-carpeted jungle of the mid-80s office. Our copy is in Good condition, which means it has been dutifully used, probably by someone in a polyester suit practicing “correct stapling posture,” but is still perfectly readable. The cover may have minor scuffs, the pages may carry that charming smell of vintage stationery cupboards, but the wisdom within remains gloriously intact. Perfect for: Retro office nostalgics who miss the clatter of IBM Selectrics. Fans of workplace anthropology who wonder how anyone ever got things done without spreadsheets. Ironic gift-givers looking for a “serious” book with unintentionally hilarious gravitas. From the vaults of Crappy Old Books, where yesterday’s indispensable training manuals become today’s conversation pieces. Remember: fashions change, technology evolves, but staplers remain eternal. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4568/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/office-procedures-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pitman Publishing 9780273019190 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4567 First Certificate in English Course by Ona Law First Certificate in English Course (1985) by Ona Law (Edward Arnold), ISBN: 9780713182552 — Condition: Poor — as sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the golden age of chalk dust and cassette players. This First Certificate in English coursebook is a time capsule from 1985, when vocabulary lists still wore ties and the future perfect was something you’d meet at the end of the corridor. Inside you’ll find everything a sturdy B2 student needed to tame the exam: Use of English drills that line up like toy soldiers, reading passages about earnest office life and heroic train timetables, composition tasks that begin “You recently…” and end with “Yours faithfully,” and role-plays in which you apologise charmingly for everything, including the weather. It’s delightfully old-school in all the best ways. Phrasal verbs are corralled into tidy pens (put up with, put off, put away—no sudden movements). Conditionals behave themselves in neat rows (If I studied, I would pass / If I had studied, I would have passed / If only…). There’s pronunciation encouragement that swears /θ/ is your friend, and grammar explanations that are so clear you’ll forgive the occasional illustration of a telephone with an actual cord. The exam skills are all here too—Reading, Composition, Use of English, Listening, Interview—each coached with brisk tips, sensible timing, and the kind of calm reassurance that says, “Underline the key words and carry on.” This copy is graded Poor, which in our universe translates as: a hard-worked classroom veteran. Expect heavy wear, creases, scuffs, and evidence of previous study life (the odd tick, an underline, perhaps a page corner that has seen things). It’s priced and offered as a functional, well-worn working copy—perfect for nostalgia, reference, or anyone who believes exercises deserve to look like they’ve been exercised. Filed by Crappy Old Books, where battered old coursebooks get a second oral exam. If you’ve ever wanted to relive the glory of gap-fills, transformations, and the noble art of writing a letter of complaint about a kettle, this is your throwback ticket to B2—with extra charm in the margins. This is an ex-Thornton Heath Library book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4567/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/first-certificate-in-english-course-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edward Arnold 9780713182552 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4566 The Delights of Vegetarian Cooking by Tarla Dalal The Delights of Vegetarian Cooking (1978) by Tarla Dalal (Vakils, Feffer & Simons), ISBN: none — Condition: Good — Ex-library — as sold by Crappy Old Books If your spice rack has ever looked at you with expectation and you’ve looked right back with mild panic, Tarla Dalal is the kindly aunt who appears with a measuring spoon and a plan. The Delights of Vegetarian Cooking is classic, cheerful, no-nonsense Indian home cooking: tadka that sings, paneer that behaves, vegetables that stop sulking and start shining. One chapter you’re coaxing cumin and mustard seeds to pop; the next you’re turning chickpea flour into snacks that vanish before they reach the table. It’s a book that believes in busy kitchens and hungry people—and it delivers. Expect the greatest hits and the quiet keepers: dals that go from weekday to celebratory with one ladle of ghee, vegetable curries that prove “meatless” never means “joyless,” rice dishes that perfume the house, and a parade of chaat, parathas, kebabs (veg, obviously), and festival sweets that make self-control theoretical. Dalal’s tone is wonderfully practical—swap this veg for that, use the pressure cooker if you like, here’s how not to scorch your tempering, and yes, salt is a spice too. Measurements are friendly, methods are clear, and the confidence is contagious. This copy is in Good condition with ex-library personality: sturdy, clean text block; the dignified ghost of a spine label or date-due card; perhaps a discreet stamp that says it once lived an honorable public life. The pages have that gentle vintage cream that pairs beautifully with turmeric, and the binding is ready for countertop duty. No chutney catastrophes recorded, no pages laminated in mystery sauce—just honest, tried-and-trusted cooking sense. Filed by Crappy Old Books, purveyors of volumes that smell faintly of cardamom and good intentions. If you want a dependable guide to big-flavor, plant-forward dinners—snacks for the tiffin box, curries that make friends, sweets that require hiding—Tarla will show you how. Apron on, oil warm, cumin at the ready: delight incoming. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4566/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-delights-of-vegetarian-cooking-sep-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vakils Feffer and Simons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4562 McEnroe - A Rage for Perfection by Richard Evans You cannot be serious… unless you’re talking about McEnroe – A Rage for Perfection, Richard Evans’s sharp-eyed 1983 portrait of tennis’s most combustible genius. This is the book that peers into the fiery soul of John McEnroe—part Mozart with a racquet, part banshee with a bad line call. It’s all here: the brilliance, the tantrums, the artistry, and the sheer drama of a man who made centre court feel like Shakespearean theatre. Published in the heyday of his swagger (not in some wistful retirement glow), this Sidgwick and Jackson edition captures McEnroe as he was: a young lion, lashing out at umpires, mesmerizing crowds with impossible volleys, and trying to live up to his own impossible standards. Richard Evans doesn’t just give us the numbers; he gives us the human puzzle of how perfectionism and rage can coexist in a single serve-and-volley package. Our copy is in Good condition. Which, if you think about it, is rather fitting: like a McEnroe racket after a tough five-setter, it shows signs of honest use but still delivers the goods. The dust jacket might bear the faint scuff of many a Wimbledon replay, and the spine may lean a little, as if shouting at the umpire, but the pages are intact, legible, and ready to fire volleys of insight straight at your brain. At Crappy Old Books, we admire books with bite, and this one has plenty. It’s not just a sports biography—it’s a ringside seat to one of tennis’s most electrifying personalities. Whether you’re reliving the golden era of Borg vs. McEnroe or just here for the meltdowns and the genius, A Rage for Perfection is a smashing read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4562/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mcenroes-a-rage-for-perfection-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sidgwick and Jackson 9780450055867 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4561 Love Match - My Life with Bjorn by Mariana Borg Step aside, strawberries and cream—this is Wimbledon drama served hot. Love Match – My Life with Björn is Mariana Borg’s behind-the-scenes account of life with tennis’s coolest, most enigmatic heart-throb: Björn Borg. Before tabloids, sports documentaries, and biopics tried to package the legend, Mariana was living it—traveling, loving, and occasionally colliding with the stoic Swede whose hair was as famous as his baseline game. This 1982 Sidgwick and Jackson edition is a prime slice of sports-celebrity memoir, equal parts romance, jet-set gossip, and the occasional forehand winner. Think less “sports statistics” and more “what it was like when the ice-cool tennis god came home and left his socks on the floor.” It’s the human side of a legend, and Mariana tells it with honesty, flair, and just enough dramatic tension to make it a page-turner even if you’ve never held a racquet. Our copy is in Very Good condition—which, in Crappy Old Books terms, is like winning in straight sets without ever breaking a sweat. The dust jacket may show a smidge of shelf-wear (like a grass court after a five-setter), but the pages remain sharp, clean, and ready for you to devour in a couple of long rallies with your armchair. At Crappy Old Books, we treasure titles like this: too quirky to die, too juicy to be ignored, and just the right mix of sport, scandal, and seventies-into-eighties glamour. If you want a memoir that captures not just the man, but the mood of an era when tennis players were rock stars and wooden racquets still ruled the courts, this book is match point. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4561/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/love-match-sep-2025.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sidgwick and Jackson 9780283988783 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4559 Scenes from Metropolitan Life by William Cooper Step into the quietly dazzling, faintly eccentric world of Scenes from Metropolitan Life, where William Cooper (the novelist who knew exactly how to make the “everyday” just a little bit extraordinary) holds up a literary magnifying glass to the bustle, irritations, and small triumphs of life in modern Britain. First published in 1983, this Methuen edition is essentially a time capsule of an era when the commuter belt was still an adventure and people still smoked indoors without irony. This copy, astonishingly, is in Fine condition. Yes, Fine! At Crappy Old Books, this is as close as we get to a minor miracle. The pages are crisp, the cover not yet bent into an origami experiment by careless readers, and the spine stands upright with the kind of dignity usually reserved for Victorian lamp posts. You could almost be forgiven for thinking it was waiting, quietly and patiently, to be cherished by you. Cooper’s style is deceptively simple, all clipped sentences and sly wit, but don’t let that fool you: beneath the neat prose lurks the kind of social observation that makes you laugh, wince, and nod in recognition (sometimes all on the same page). It’s metropolitan life in miniature—small dramas, quiet ironies, and the kind of very English restraint that turns a domestic squabble into high comedy. At Crappy Old Books, we love a volume that doesn’t take itself too seriously, and Cooper is perfect for that mood: literate, sharp, but never pompous. Think of this as your passport to a Britain of smoky pubs, earnest conversations, and the occasional existential sigh. And since it’s “Fine,” you can leave it on your coffee table without apologising to your friends. So if you want a book that whispers rather than shouts, that chuckles rather than guffaws, and that still manages to catch metropolitan life in amber—this is the one. And no, we can’t promise it’ll make your commute shorter, but it might make it funnier. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4559/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scenes-from-metropolitan-life-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413531001 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4558 The Peloponnesian War by Thucydides Looking for a light beach read about spears, plague, betrayal, and 27 years of bloody Greek squabbling? Well, The Peloponnesian War by Thucydides (yes, that guy who was actually there) is your ticket to an ancient world where city-states fought like bitter neighbours arguing over whose olive tree grew onto whose lawn. Penguin Books wrapped it up in this 1978 edition, which means you get all the solemn gravitas of classical history with just enough mid-century paperback mustiness to remind you it has survived more than one era of questionable fashion. Our copy is in “Fair” condition—though fair, like Athenian democracy, is always open to interpretation. The spine has been marched up and down like hoplites at a training drill, the pages may be sun-browned like a Spartan’s shoulders, and you might find the odd crease that looks suspiciously like it was pressed into service as a battle map. But the text itself is solid, the story uncompromising, and Thucydides still delivers his famously cool, analytical play-by-play of a war that made Game of Thrones look like a minor tiff over a garden fence. At Crappy Old Books, we make no promises about glossy perfection—but we do promise personality, history, and a certain charmingly scruffy authenticity. If you’ve ever wanted to read about sieges, strategy, and statesmen who couldn’t keep their alliances straight (sound familiar?), this battered Penguin is the ideal companion. Grab it, squint at the maps, marvel at the speeches, and congratulate yourself on owning a slice of classical badassery in paperback form. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4558/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-peloponnesian-war-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140440393 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4556 What I Saw by Joseph Roth What I Saw (2004) by Joseph Roth (Granta), ISBN: 9781862076365 — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Before The Radetzky March, before exile and endings, Joseph Roth walked Berlin with a notebook and nerves tuned like a radio. What I Saw gathers his Weimar city pieces—short, sharp feuilletons that catch the capital mid-blink: the morning tram sighing into Alexanderplatz, the neon beginning to argue with the moon, the jobless lining up with yesterday’s newspapers folded in their pockets. Roth looks everywhere respectable eyes don’t linger: police stations and pawnshops, tenement stairwells, grand cafés at closing time, department-store rooftops where the city looks almost innocent. He is brisk and unsentimental, but never cruel. A lift attendant becomes a novel in a uniform; a lost-property office turns into a museum of small tragedies; a street preacher and a sandwich-man share the same stage direction—keep moving. Between the jokes and jolts you feel the weather changing: inflation like a fever, politics tightening its jaw, swagger curdling into menace. It’s reportage that reads like literature and prophecy that refuses to shout. Open anywhere. Most pieces are a few pages—espresso-length, tram-stop size—and each leaves a strange warmth, like a lightbulb after it’s been switched off. (If your edition mentions a translator, it’s likely Michael Hofmann, who gives Roth’s German the snap and stride it deserves.) This Granta paperback is in Good condition: square and tidy with the gentle page-tan of a life well shelved. Expect a modest spine crease, crisp text, and no currywurst incidents. It feels like a book that has ridden the U-Bahn and kept its ticket. Filed by Crappy Old Books, purveyors of paperbacks that know how to walk a city. If you like your history served in streetlights and shoe-leather—the sound of coins, the smell of newsprint, the hush before a storm—Roth will show you what he saw, and you’ll start seeing it too. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4556/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/what-i-saw-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granta 9781862076365 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4555 Desperate Remedies by Thomas Hardy Desperate Remedies (1995) by Thomas Hardy (Penguin Classics), ISBN: 9780140435573 — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Before Thomas Hardy started rearranging fates across the rolling fields of Wessex, he tried his hand at something deliciously sensational. Desperate Remedies (first published in 1871) is Hardy’s debut novel and it comes armed with the full Victorian toolkit: secret pasts, inconvenient wills, suspicious fires, mysterious letters, a staircase that seems to have opinions, and a villain whose name—Aeneas Manston—practically twirls its own moustache. Our heroine Cytherea Graye (architect’s assistant, moral compass, lightning rod for trouble) takes a position in the household of the formidable Miss Aldclyffe and promptly finds herself boxed in by schemes, coincidences, and proposals with barbed hooks. Hovering nearby is a good man with terrible timing, a steward with plans, and a past that keeps refusing to stay politely in the past. If you like Wilkie Collins and Mary Elizabeth Braddon, welcome to Hardy’s sly, shadowy cousin: the sensation novel as engineered by an architect who will later build cathedrals of tragedy. This Penguin Classics edition gives you the extra scaffolding—intro, notes, and textual niceties—so you can admire Hardy’s early craftsmanship while keeping track of who’s sneaking where with which letter at what hour. You’ll see the later Hardy taking shape: fate tightening its screws, class and gender boxing people in, and the landscape watching with an ancient, patient eye—even when the action sprints like a penny dreadful. Condition-wise, it’s Good: a square, sturdy copy with a gentlemanly spine-crease, pages with that tasteful Penguin cream, and a cover that’s done some honest shelf-time without scandal. No singe marks from suspicious lanterns, no incriminating marginalia—just a ready-to-read classic. Filed by Crappy Old Books, purveyors of paperbacks that know a plot twist when they see one. If you’ve met Hardy the tragedian and want Hardy the schemer, step inside—just mind the locked door at the end of the corridor. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4555/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/desperate-remedies-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics 9780140435573 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4554 Variations on a Main course by Jean Conil and Hugh Williams Variations on a Main Course (1982) by Jean Conil & Hugh Williams (New English Library), ISBN: 0450052044 — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books What if dinner were a theme with riffs instead of a single, lonely melody? Jean Conil (chef with a talent for elegant shortcuts) and Hugh Williams (clear-eyed food explainer) team up to turn the main course into a choose-your-own-encore. Start with a hero—chicken, lamb, beef, pork, fish, game, pulses or pasta—then spin it into a half-dozen personalities with clever sauces, spice tweaks, and sidekicks. Same shopping list, different outcome. Your pantry just learned jazz. This is 1982 in the best possible way: confidence with cream and wine, a belief in proper pan gravies, and the revelation that a handful of herbs can move a dish from Bistro Classic to Mediterranean Holiday in the time it takes to warm a plate. Expect grids, pairings, and “if not this, then that” notes—swap sole for salmon, roast for braise, cream for crème fraîche—plus calm timings so everything lands hot at once (imagine!). It’s dinner strategy as much as recipes: how to cook for four on Tuesday and for eight on Saturday without losing your cool—or your sauce. Along the way you’ll pick up the quiet fundamentals: browning that means it, resting that actually rests, slicing against the grain, and seasoning like you’ve been here before. There are thrifty cuts given star treatment, company dishes that don’t require a second mortgage in cookware, and sensible next-day ideas so leftovers feel like deliberate sequels rather than reruns. This copy is in Good condition: square, clean, and ready for the countertop. Light shelfwear, a gentle vintage tan to the pages, and the reassuring look of a book that’s been consulted rather than splattered. No stock-pot catastrophes, no mystery marinade on page 73—just trusty, legible cooking sense. Filed by Crappy Old Books, purveyors of volumes that make your kitchen sound like applause. If you’ve ever wished your main course could dress up six different ways from one sensible base, this is your playbook: one shop, many encores, full bellies. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4554/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/variations-on-a-main-course-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450052040 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4551 How to Cheat at Cooking by Delia Smith How to Cheat at Cooking (1976) by Delia Smith (Coronet), ISBN: 0340168765 — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Confession time: some nights dinner needs less heroics and more hocus-pocus. Enter Delia Smith with a wand made of wooden spoon, showing you how to turn tins, packets, and the freezer drawer of mystery into something that tastes like you meant it all along. How to Cheat at Cooking is Delia in pragmatic, 1970s form—clear, calm, and perfectly happy to borrow a little help from the supermarket if it gets supper on the table before the pudding sulks. Inside you’ll find the original cheat codes: frozen pastry promoted from guilty secret to trusted friend; tinned things coaxed into respectability; bottle-and-jar shortcuts that land weekday roasts and party pieces without a nervous breakdown. There are sly upgrades for soups, stews, and casseroles (hello, store-cupboard alchemy), emergency desserts that appear as if by conjuring trick, and Delia’s trademark timings and no-nonsense notes so you can actually eat warm food at the same time as other people. It’s less about cutting corners than knowing which corners were only ornamental in the first place. This Coronet paperback is in Good condition: the honest, kitchen-worthy kind. Expect a tidy, square copy with light shelfwear and that gentle page tan that says I’ve stood near a pre-heated oven but never fell in. No gravy avalanches, no flambé scars; just a reliable little manual that’s ready to live beside the salt. Filed by Crappy Old Books, suppliers of honorable shortcuts and vintage culinary wisdom. If your week has too many minutes and not enough meals, let Delia whisper: use the pastry, doctor the sauce, and serve with confidence. Dinner’s done; no one needs to know which bits came from a tin—unless you want the applause. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4551/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-cheat-at-cooking-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340168769 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4550 Dictionary of Egyptology by Brockhampton Press Dictionary of Egyptology (1997) by Brockhampton Press (Brockhampton Press), ISBN: 9781860197239 — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Need a guide to ancient Egypt that doesn’t require a degree, a trowel, or the favor of Ra? This tidy A–Z is the camel you didn’t know your bookshelf needed. Dictionary of Egyptology is a brisk, browsable compendium that sprints from Akhenaten to (D)joser, detours through canopic jars, cartouches, shabtis, and sed festivals, and still finds time to explain why everyone keeps arguing about how to transliterate Khufu/Cheops without starting a dynastic war in the footnotes. It’s the perfect book for museum days (“What’s a mastaba again?”), documentary nights (“Remind me what the Ka and Ba do”), and crossword emergencies (four letters, cobra on a pharaoh’s brow: uraeus). Entries are punchy, cross-referenced, and happily non-sandy; expect quick primers on Old/Middle/New Kingdoms, lists of major sites from Abydos to Thebes, cast roll-calls of gods (hello Osiris, Hathor, Thoth), and the greatest hits of archaeology—Rosetta Stone, Deir el-Medina, Valley of the Kings—without the jargon that makes your eyes do the Book of the Dead spiral. This copy is in Good condition: clean, complete, and dignified, with light shelfwear and that gentle page-tan that looks suspiciously like it spent a summer in Luxor (or a British window, which is practically the same thing if you squint). The binding is sound, the text sharp; no loose papyrus scrolls tucked inside, no ominous curses—just dependable reference charm. Filed by Crappy Old Books, purveyors of volumes that decode the past and survive the present. If you want a handy, witty, no-sand-in-your-sandals companion to the land of mummies, monuments, and meticulous record-keeping, this dictionary will see you safely from ankh to ziggurat—and gently remind you that ziggurats aren’t even Egyptian. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4550/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dictionary-of-egyptology-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Brockhampton Press 9781860197239 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4549 Meal Planning with your Deep Freeze by Kathleen Thomas Meal Planning with your Deep Freeze (1968) by Kathleen Thomas (Countrywise Books), ISBN: none — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Behold the golden age of the chest freezer, when a sensible person could stare into an icy cavern the size of a pram and think: “Yes, that is where February will come from.” Kathleen Thomas’s cheerful 1968 manual is part cookbook, part logistics plan, and part pep talk for anyone who’s ever lost a pork chop to the polar night. It’s the vintage playbook for batch-cooking, labelling, and living off the frost—long before “meal prep” had an Instagram filter. Inside you’ll find weekly menus, thrift-minded shopping lists, and the holy trinity of deep-freeze wisdom: portion, label, rotate. There are clever timelines (cook once, eat thrice), polite reminders that mystery parcels are not a food group, and calm instructions for the great domestic expedition known as Defrost Day (boil kettle, summon towels, think brave thoughts). Expect practical notes on what freezes like a dream (stews, pastry, soups), what survives with dignity (cakes, blanched veg), and what belongs in the realm of cautionary legend (salads, I’m looking at you). Along the way: family suppers, “company” casseroles, thrifty puddings, and the odd 1960s flourish—vol-au-vents may be involved, and we support you. This copy is in Good condition: clean, complete, and reassuringly kitchen-tested. The cover shows light shelfwear, the pages have that gentle vintage creaminess, and if there’s the faintest memory of nutmeg in the air, that’s just ambience. No gelatin eruptions, no gravy landslides—just a sensible book that’s done a sensible amount of work. Filed by Crappy Old Books, the home of domestically heroic paperbacks. If you’ve ever stood over a frost-rimed basket muttering “what is that parcel?”, this is your handbook. Label makers at the ready; February awaits in Drawer B. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4549/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mealplanning-with-your-deep-freeze-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Countrywise Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4548 The Mournful Demeanour of Lieutenant Boruvka by Josef Skvorecky The Mournful Demeanour of Lieutenant Boruvka (1973) by Josef Škvorecký (Faber & Faber), ISBN: 9780571149728 — Condition: Near Fine — as sold by Crappy Old Books Meet Lieutenant Boruvka of Prague: a detective so courteous he’d apologize to a clue for inconveniencing it—and so melancholy he can spot a motive hiding behind a lace curtain at fifty paces. In these sly, puzzle-rich tales, Boruvka pads through city apartments and smoky cafés, past tram stops and tidy crimes, assembling solutions with the patience of a watchmaker and the sigh of a man who knows people will always be… people. The mood is gently noir without the macho—call it Middle-European deadpan: irony in a raincoat, deduction with a raised eyebrow. Škvorecký balances classic whodunnit pleasures (fair clues, tidy reveals) with a wry sense that life—like paperwork—never quite lines up. The victims are respectable, the suspects reasonable, the alibis almost decent; it’s the tiny human shortcuts that give Boruvka his openings. One story plays like a chess problem, another like a practical joke with moral consequences; all of them hum with the soft buzz of Prague: radios, radiators, gossip, conscience. If you like your mysteries clever rather than showy, with solutions that click rather than explode, this collection is a treat. Imagine a Holmes who prefers a quiet tram seat, or a Maigret who files immaculate forms, and you’re in the neighborhood—except the humor is drier, the sadness kinder, and the deductions sneakier. This copy is Near Fine: clean, bright, and square, with only the lightest whisper of shelfwear—like it’s been kept under observation rather than read under duress. If there’s a jacket, it’s crisp; if it’s a paperback, the spine is as composed as Boruvka himself. No coffee interrogations, no pencil confessions in the margins. Filed by Crappy Old Books, home of paperbacks with perfect alibis. For readers who enjoy mysteries that think before they pounce—and detectives who solve crimes with courtesy as well as brains—Lieutenant Boruvka is your man, mournful expression and all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4548/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mournful-demeanour-of-lieutenant-boruvka-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571149728 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4546 The Penguin Book of Contemporary Verse by Kenneth Allott The Penguin Book of Contemporary Verse (1959) by Kenneth Allott (Penguin Books), ISBN: — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Open this one and you can practically hear the clink of mid-century teaspoons. Kenneth Allott’s Penguin anthology is the classic pocket-sized passport to the poetry that grew up between air-raids and espresso bars: austere, jazzy, anxious, tender, occasionally hungover, always interesting. It’s a portable argument—about what counts as “contemporary,” about whether rhyme is a friend or a narc, about how much feeling you can fit into fourteen lines and a cigarette break. Don’t come here for one single voice; come for the chorus. War diaries become love lyrics, church bells ring in industrial fog, and someone is forever writing about the sea as if it personally owes them money. You get the whole mid-century spread: poised elegance and spiky experiment, the plain-spoken and the high-flown, poems that walk you down a wet London street and poems that lift you by the collar into the metaphysical. Allott’s touch is firm but generous—he stacks the deck so you meet several styles in quick succession, which makes this less a museum and more a lively pub debate that’s been bound in paper. This copy is in Good condition, which is to say: it’s been read like poetry ought to be read. The spine shows a dignified crease; the pages have that gentle Penguin tan; you might spot a pencil tick or two where a previous reader fell in love mid-stanza. Nothing missing, nothing mangled—just the honest patina of a book that has already converted at least one commuter. Filed by Crappy Old Books, where the only thing “crappy” is our modesty. If you’re building (or rebuilding) your poetry ear, this is the kind of anthology that teaches you by ambush: one poem you shrug at, the next one tattoos itself on your afternoon. Read three before bed and tell yourself it still counts as an early night. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4546/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penguin-book-of-contemporary-verse-sep-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pebguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4544 North of South - An African Journey by Shiva Naipaul North of South — An African Journey (1980) by Shiva Naipaul (Penguin Books), ISBN: 0140048944 — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Shiva Naipaul packs a notebook and a very sharp pair of eyes, then heads north of South—not into apartheid South Africa, but through the countries just above it. The result is a travel book with teeth: part journey, part reportage, part argument with the world. He moves through border posts and bus stations, hotel lobbies and back streets, listening hard and writing harder about post-independence East and Central Africa—about politics and potholes, race and class, hope and disillusion, and the uneasy place of the Asian/Indian diaspora in the region. Naipaul’s style is cool and unsentimental—sometimes acerbic, sometimes unexpectedly tender, always observant. He is allergic to tourist romance; when a postcard view appears, he flips it over to read what’s been scratched on the back. Expect conversations that go sideways, officials with stamps that never quite line up, and scenes so precisely drawn you can feel the dust on your sleeves. It’s a book that invites you to argue with it—especially where the 1970s vantage point and language show their age—and to keep reading anyway because the reporting is so keen. This Penguin paperback is in Good condition: the kind of honest, travelled-with copy a book like this deserves. The spine may have a gentle crease, the pages a warm tint, perhaps even a pencilled underline where a sentence landed like a gavel. Everything’s intact, legible, and ready for the next border crossing. Filed by Crappy Old Books, purveyors of paperbacks with mileage. If you like travel writing that refuses the safari brochure and insists on the complicated, this one will take you there—passport not required, curiosity essential. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4544/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/north-of-south-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140048940 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4542 The Awakening World - Book 2 - The Great Uprisings 1815-1871 by HE Priestley The Awakening World — Book 2: The Great Uprisings 1815–1871 (1967) by H. E. Priestley (Frederick Muller), ISBN: — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books If your idea of the 19th century is just top hats, telegrams, and the occasional swoon, H. E. Priestley is here to throw open the sash windows and let in the sound of barricades. The Awakening World: Book 2 picks up at 1815—Napoleon has finally been told to sit down—and then proceeds to chart the century’s favorite pastime: standing up. From the first sparks of post-Vienna unrest to the thunderclap finales of Italian and German unification, it’s a guided tour of the years when Europe kept shouting “liberty!” and then immediately asking whose liberty, exactly. Inside you’ll stroll past the Revolutions of 1830 (short, noisy), the Revolutions of 1848 (longer, noisier), Chartists petitioning like their lives depend on it, and generals discovering that cities are surprisingly flammable. One chapter you’re sipping coffee in a Paris café; the next you’re tiptoeing through the Franco-Prussian War, wondering how on earth we’ve ended up at 1871 with a brand-new Germany and a Paris that’s seen a Commune. Priestley has that old-school historian knack for mixing crisp narrative with wry asides, so you’re never lost—even when the street names keep changing because someone just declared a republic. This copy is in Good condition—the honest sort of “good” that suggests prior readers have actually learned things from it. Expect a firm, square text block; some gentle page-tan befitting a 1967 Frederick Muller veteran; and the odd scuff or corner bump earned in the service of history. No revolutionary pamphlets tucked inside (we checked), just a steady, reliable read. And yes, it’s brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where our shelves specialize in tomes that look like they’ve survived a barricade and still have the decency to explain why it went up in the first place. If you want a single volume that connects the dots from post-Napoleonic hangover to nation-building swagger, this is your passport. Read it for the fireworks; keep it for the clarity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4542/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-awakening-world-book-2-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Muller no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4541 In Quest of the Absolute by JG Weber In Quest of the Absolute (1977) by J. G. Weber (Cistercian Publications), ISBN: 0879078510 — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Not every book comes with a title that sounds like it should be whispered on a mountaintop while staring into the mist—but In Quest of the Absolute certainly does. Published in 1977 by Cistercian Publications, this slim but potent volume by J. G. Weber isn’t about chasing rare vinyl records or finding the world’s best espresso shot. It’s about the timeless human (and particularly monastic) pursuit of something bigger, purer, and infinitely more demanding: the Absolute. This is the kind of spiritual writing that refuses to coddle. Weber draws on the Cistercian tradition—equal parts discipline, contemplation, and “no, you really can’t take shortcuts on this path”—to illuminate what it means to seek the divine without compromise. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when medieval monastic rigor meets twentieth-century publishing, here’s your answer: a book that’s both quietly scholarly and spiritually provocative, the sort of thing that asks questions long after you’ve closed it. This copy is in Good condition. Translation: the cover shows a bit of wear, the spine has been opened, and the pages may have the odd fleck or smudge—but all the words are there, intact and ready to work on your soul. Think of it as a seasoned guidebook: slightly weathered from the journey, but more reliable for having traveled the road itself. And yes, it’s sold by Crappy Old Books—where “crappy” is just the name on the door, and treasures like this turn up with suspicious regularity. Buying theology from us is like finding a monastery in a strip mall: unexpected, a little eccentric, and strangely delightful. So if you’re ready to take a few steps toward the infinite (without leaving your armchair), let J. G. Weber’s In Quest of the Absolute be your companion. Just don’t expect the Absolute to be easily satisfied. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4541/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-quest-of-the-absolute-sep-2025.jpg 32.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cistercian Publications 9780879078515 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4540 A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole A Confederacy of Dunces (1981) by John Kennedy Toole (Penguin Books), ISBN: none — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Few novels arrive with a backstory as odd and heartbreaking as A Confederacy of Dunces. Written by John Kennedy Toole in the 1960s, rejected in his lifetime, rescued from a drawer by his determined mother, and finally published posthumously in 1980—it went on to win the Pulitzer Prize and become the sort of cult comedy classic readers press into your hands with the words: “You have to meet Ignatius J. Reilly.” And meet him you will: an overweight, overeducated, and gloriously over-opinionated medievalist lumbering around New Orleans in a green hunting cap, railing against modernity, hot dogs, and the universe in general. His adventures (or misadventures) drag you through Bourbon Street bars, department store debacles, political protests, and the underbelly of the French Quarter—all with a supporting cast as gloriously eccentric as he is. Think Dickens after a few too many beignets, and you’re close. This 1981 Penguin Books edition is in Good condition—which, translated from book grading into Ignatius-speak, means “acceptable in this fallen world.” The cover shows some wear, the spine may have a crease or two, but the pages are all intact and ready to deliver belly laughs, eye rolls, and the occasional philosophical sigh. No missing chapters, no ketchup stains from hot dogs (that we’ve noticed), just a solid, readable copy of a book that has spent decades making readers chuckle and mutter, “Oh, Ignatius…” And yes, it’s sold by Crappy Old Books—the only establishment worthy of dealing in such magnificently cranky literature. Our “Good” really means: a book with a little history, a little mileage, and just enough patina to prove it’s been read and appreciated (possibly by someone muttering about Boethius while waiting for the bus). So if you’ve never experienced the hurricane of absurdity that is A Confederacy of Dunces, or if you’re ready for another round of Ignatius’s wild complaints about the modern world, this is your chance. Grab it before he does something tragic to a hot-dog cart again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4540/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-confederacy-of-dunces-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4539 Will It Freeze by Home and Freezer Digest Will It Freeze (1979) by Home and Freezer Digest (British European Associated Publishers), ISBN: none — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Before the internet, before food blogs, before your freezer was groaning with three mystery tubs of “something brown,” there was Will It Freeze. Published in 1979 by the augustly named Home and Freezer Digest, this slim but mighty volume (a cool 80 pages) tackled the eternal domestic question: “Can I chuck this in the freezer and hope for the best?” The book is part reference manual, part culinary dare, and part accidental time capsule of 1970s British food culture. Inside, ingredients parade in orderly lists—helpfully printed in blue ink, with occasional blue pages to make the whole thing feel cold. (Yes, they really committed to the theme. Somewhere out there, a designer was very proud.) Each entry tells you what can be frozen, what shouldn’t be, and what will emerge from the icebox transformed into something you might—or might not—recognize. This copy is in Good condition: all 80 chilly pages intact, legible, and still radiating a kind of frosty authority. The cover may show light wear, but the spine is solid, and the blue ink is as bracing as ever. No freezer burns, no suspicious sticky spots, no pages fused together by long-forgotten shepherd’s pie. Just honest vintage wisdom on how to put everything from apples to zucchini into suspended animation. And of course, it’s brought to you by Crappy Old Books, the proud reseller of volumes that are never truly crappy—just charmingly peculiar. Where else would you find a handbook that doubles as a cookbook, a science experiment, and a retro art project in monochrome blue? If you’ve ever stood in the kitchen with a raised eyebrow and muttered, “But will it freeze?”—this book has your answer. Forty-odd years old, still chilling. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4539/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/will-it-freeze-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books British European Associated Publishers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4538 Murder on Good Friday by Sara Conway Murder on Good Friday (2001) by Sara Conway (Cumberland House), ISBN: 9781581821888 — Condition: Good — Ex-Library copy, Hardback with plastic protective sleeve — as sold by Crappy Old Books What could possibly make Good Friday worse than it already was for one unfortunate victim? Sara Conway has the answer in Murder on Good Friday, a 2001 Cumberland House mystery that blends small-town intrigue, holiday solemnity, and good old-fashioned crime solving. Perfect for fans of the cozy-but-not-too-cozy murder mystery, Conway dishes up suspects, secrets, and suspense in just the right proportions—like a church potluck gone very wrong. This particular copy comes with a bit of extra backstory: it’s an ex-library hardback, complete with the battle-tested plastic protective sleeve that librarians everywhere swear by. What does that mean for you? It means the dust jacket is practically indestructible, the binding is sturdy enough to survive a hundred checkouts, and the book itself carries the faint aura of hushed whispers, stern “shhh”s, and possibly overdue-fine guilt. In other words, it’s not just a mystery novel—it’s a mystery novel with experience. Condition is officially marked as Good. Translation: the pages are intact, the text is crisp, and while you might encounter a faint stamp, barcode, or ghostly Dewey Decimal residue, these only add to its charm. Think of them as marginalia left by the library gods, subtle reminders of all the hands it’s passed through on its way to you. And of course, it’s brought to you by Crappy Old Books—the bookshop that embraces quirks, imperfections, and protective plastic sleeves with equal enthusiasm. Because let’s face it: a mystery novel feels more authentic when it’s already worn a disguise. So if you’re in the mood for a murder timed with liturgical precision, wrapped in a bulletproof (well, coffee-proof) library jacket, and delivered with a wink, Murder on Good Friday is ready for its next reader. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4538/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/murder-on-good-friday-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cumberland House 9781581821888 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4537 Leadership and the Quest for Integrity by Joseph L Badaracco Jr and Richard R Ellsworth Leadership and the Quest for Integrity (1993) by Joseph L. Badaracco Jr. and Richard R. Ellsworth (Harvard Business School Press), ISBN: 9780875844084 — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Forget buzzword bingo and shiny TED Talk slides—this is leadership with its boots on the ground. In Leadership and the Quest for Integrity, Harvard Business School professors Joseph L. Badaracco Jr. and Richard R. Ellsworth dig into the big, awkward question: how do leaders actually balance profit, people, and principles without either losing their shirt or their soul? Published in 1993, this book feels oddly prophetic, peering into the gap between what leaders say and what they do, and asking whether “integrity” is just a plaque on the office wall or something you can build an organization around. Expect case studies, frameworks, and the occasional jolt of uncomfortable self-recognition. (If you’ve ever had a boss who talked about “values” while cutting the coffee budget, you’ll know what they mean.) This copy is in Good condition—meaning it has clearly seen some boardroom battlefields of its own. The cover shows light wear, the spine has been opened (probably during a late-night cram before a management retreat), and there might be a few pencil marks or underlines from an ambitious MBA. But the pages are all there, the binding is sound, and it’s still perfectly capable of guiding you through the thickets of leadership ethics. And yes, it comes to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the inventory may be pre-loved but the wisdom inside is evergreen. “Good” here doesn’t mean limp—it means a solid, honest copy that’s done its duty and is ready for round two (or three). Think of it as a leadership manual with some character: not pristine, but then again, neither is real leadership. If you’re tired of management fads that age like milk, this is a book that asks tougher questions—and still has answers worth chewing on three decades later. Integrity may be elusive, but this book? It’s right here, waiting for you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4537/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/leadership-and-the-quest-for-integrity-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvard Business School Press 9780875844084 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4535 I Was Born a Slave - An Anthology of Classic Slave Narratives Volume 1 - 1722-1849 by Yuval Taylor I Was Born a Slave – An Anthology of Classic Slave Narratives, Volume 1: 1722–1849 (1999) by Yuval Taylor (Payback Press), ISBN: 9780862419035 — Condition: Fine — as sold by Crappy Old Books Before the Civil War, before emancipation, before America could even begin to reckon with its original sin, enslaved men and women were already writing their own testimonies—memoirs, confessions, appeals, and witness accounts that refused to let their humanity be denied. Yuval Taylor’s I Was Born a Slave – Volume 1: 1722–1849 (Payback Press, 1999) collects these voices in one place, offering the earliest, rawest narratives of bondage and survival. This anthology includes some of the first printed accounts by people who endured slavery in the 18th and early 19th centuries. Each story is different—some are deeply spiritual, others pragmatic, others urgent calls to abolition—but all carry the weight of lived experience. Reading them is less like leafing through “history” than like having someone from 200 years ago sit across the table and tell you exactly what they went through. It’s arresting, humbling, and unforgettable. Now, about the copy itself: it’s in Fine condition. Which, for a 1999 paperback, is a little victory of its own. The cover is clean, the spine uncreased, the pages bright and tight. No classroom scrawls, no fluorescent highlighting trying to outshine the prose, and no mystery coffee stains shaped like Abraham Lincoln’s profile. Just pure, preserved access to the words as they were meant to be read. And yes—it comes from Crappy Old Books, which means you get all the charm of a second-hand treasure without the “crappy” bit. Around here, “Fine” isn’t just a grading; it’s practically an understatement. Volume 1 pairs perfectly with Volume 2, but even on its own, it’s a time machine in paperback: a chorus of voices from 1722–1849 that still speak with urgency today. Heavy in subject, vital in content, and unexpectedly Fine in form—what more could you ask from a book with such a title? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4535/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-was-born-a-slave-vol-1-sep-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Payback Press 9780862419035 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4534 I Was Born a Slave - An Anthology of Classic Slave Narratives Volume 2 - 1849-1866 by Yuval Taylor I Was Born a Slave – An Anthology of Classic Slave Narratives, Volume 2: 1849–1866 (1999) by Yuval Taylor (Payback Press), ISBN: 9780862419042 — Condition: Fine — as sold by Crappy Old Books Some books don’t just tell stories—they open doors into history, voices, and lived experience that can’t be forgotten. I Was Born a Slave – Volume 2 is one such book. Edited by Yuval Taylor and published by Payback Press in 1999, this hefty anthology gathers firsthand accounts from enslaved men and women during the crucial years 1849–1866: a period spanning the collapse of the old system, the eruption of the Civil War, and the messy dawn of freedom. Inside are narratives that are raw, eloquent, painful, and defiant all at once. These are not abstract “texts” but testimonies: people writing their own lives into existence, countering a system that sought to erase them. You’ll meet authors who escaped, resisted, educated, and advocated—voices that resonate with urgency even 150 years later. Taylor’s editorial framing helps guide the reader, but it’s the power of the words themselves that carries the day. This copy is in Fine condition—meaning the pages are crisp, the binding solid, the cover clean, and the only wear is the faint passage of time itself. No clumsy highlighting obscures the voices, no coffee rings stain the margins, and no mystery crumbs lurk between chapters. For a paperback that carries such weight, it’s almost miraculous. And yes, it comes from Crappy Old Books, where the “crappy” is tongue-in-cheek and the treasures are very real. This isn’t just a book to read—it’s a book to reckon with, to keep, to revisit, and to share. Consider it less a collectible and more a conversation across centuries, preserved in unexpectedly Fine form. History may not always be comfortable, but it’s rarely this vividly alive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4534/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-was-born-a-slave-vol-2-sep-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Payback Press 9780862419042 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4532 Augustine - Major Writings by Benedict J Groeschel Augustine – Major Writings (1995) by Benedict J. Groeschel (St Paul), ISBN: 9780854395163 — Condition: As New — as sold by Crappy Old Books Saint Augustine: the man who gave us Confessions, City of God, and more quotable lines about sin, grace, and human frailty than a dozen philosophy departments could footnote in a semester. In Augustine – Major Writings, Benedict J. Groeschel gathers together some of the Bishop of Hippo’s greatest hits, carefully introduced and explained so you don’t need to be a Latinist with a spare decade to get what’s going on. This edition, published in 1995 by St Paul, is the sort of book that makes you feel smarter just by picking it up. It’s got the wisdom of a saint, the voice of a theologian, and the occasional firecracker of a polemic—Augustine was never shy about telling heretics what’s what. Groeschel, a respected spiritual writer himself, helps guide modern readers through Augustine’s passionate, deeply human, and sometimes delightfully cranky thought. Now for the kicker: this copy is in As New condition. Yes, you read that right—As New. Which means that, against all odds, no one has ever tried to underline Augustine’s musings on original sin with a highlighter, or dog-ear the page where he talks about stealing pears as a youth. The cover is pristine, the spine uncracked, the pages smooth—like it’s just descended straight from the scriptorium without passing through the hands of a single seminarian. And all this is brought to you by Crappy Old Books, the shop whose name is humbly misleading. Sure, some of our stock has “character” (creased spines, coffee rings, a suspicious whiff of pipe tobacco), but this one? This one is positively angelic in its freshness. So fresh, in fact, that if Augustine himself dropped by, he’d probably want to sign it—though he’d definitely insist on adding a warning against pride while doing so. A volume of eternal wisdom in near-eternal condition. Not bad for something listed under “Crappy.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4532/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/augustine-major-writings-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Paul 9780854395163 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4530 Middle Class by Brad Slaight Middle Class (2008) by Brad Slaight (Bakers Plays), ISBN: 9780874402957 — Condition: Fine — as sold by Crappy Old Books Finally, a play that puts the “drama” back into drama class. Brad Slaight’s Middle Class (2008, Bakers Plays) isn’t about 401(k)s, mortgages, and minivans—though the title might trick you—it’s actually a sharp, funny, and sometimes painfully honest look at the soap opera that is high school. Packed with monologues and scenes perfect for young actors, this script has become a backstage staple: equal parts angst, laughter, and “oh wow, that was me at 16.” This particular copy is in Fine condition—which in the world of Crappy Old Books is rarer than an adolescent who doesn’t roll their eyes. The cover’s clean, the pages are crisp, and the binding hasn’t been manhandled by a dozen frantic drama teachers looking for “just one more scene for the festival.” No coffee stains, no suspicious doodles in the margins (at least none we’ve spotted), and no missing pages where the best punchline should be. It’s practically begging to be highlighted, rehearsed, and performed. Whether you’re a director in need of fresh material, a student hunting for an audition piece that isn’t “Shakespeare, again,” or simply a curious reader who likes their theatre with a dash of teenage truth serum, Middle Class delivers. Bakers Plays put it out to equip drama programs everywhere, and Brad Slaight—himself a former high school teacher—knows exactly where the funny bone and the tear ducts live in adolescent life. And of course, it’s brought to you by Crappy Old Books, the noble supplier of volumes that are not crappy at all, just delightfully pre-loved. This one, however, is so “Fine” you might suspect we bribed the Drama Club to keep their hands off it. Spoiler: we didn’t. Cue the stage lights, sharpen your pencils, and prepare for a performance—Middle Class is waiting in the wings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4530/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/middleclass-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bakers Plays 9780874402957 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4528 Sophocles by n/a Sophocles (2019) by n/a (n/a), ISBN: n/a — Condition: Good — as sold by Crappy Old Books Ah, Sophocles. The man, the myth, the tragedian… except in this particular edition, the details have apparently been swallowed by the mists of publishing bureaucracy. Author? “n/a.” Publisher? “n/a.” ISBN? “n/a.” It’s almost as if this book was dropped from Mount Olympus itself without any paperwork. What we do know: it’s Sophocles, it’s from 2019, and it’s sitting here waiting for you, modestly described as “Good” (that’s “Good” with a capital G, the kind of Good that means the pages are present, the text is legible, and if there’s a coffee stain, it probably just adds character). Sophocles, of course, gave the world Oedipus, Antigone, Electra, and all those juicy tragedies where fate always has the last laugh (or tear). This edition may or may not come with scholarly apparatus, but it does come with that certain je ne sais quoi of being sold by Crappy Old Books, the fine purveyors of titles you didn’t know you needed until you saw them looking a bit forlorn but full of stories. Expect the usual signs of pre-loved charm: maybe a crease here, maybe a note in the margin from a previous reader who really felt the whole “plague in Thebes” vibe. It’s not mint, but then again, neither was Oedipus’s family situation. So if you fancy holding the words of a 2,400-year-old dramatist refracted through the mysterious publishing efforts of 2019, wrapped in the unique patina of “Good” condition, then this is the one for you. A tragic treasure, available now—no oracle consultation required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4528/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sophocles-sep-2025.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books n/a no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4527 Collected Poems of WB Yeats by WB Yeats Collected Poems of W. B. Yeats (1977) – Macmillan ISBN: 0333044665 Condition: Good (by our generous standards). This is Yeats in all his mystical, brooding, lyrical glory — faeries in the gloaming, golden birds that sing to lords and ladies, revolutionaries who turn into legends before your eyes, and enough mythological name-dropping to make even the most seasoned Celtophile reach for a glossary. Our copy hails from Crappy Old Books, which means it has lived a little. The cover has been handled, the spine has been flexed, and if you hold it up to your ear you may hear faint echoes of a late-night undergraduate muttering “tread softly, for you tread on my dreams” at the wrong person. But all pages are present, the words remain undiminished, and the poetry still casts its spell. Whether you’re after “The Lake Isle of Innisfree” to soothe your Monday morning, or the apocalyptic thunder of “The Second Coming” to cheer you up about the news cycle, this volume is the perfect gateway into the Yeatsian universe of mystics, revolutionaries, and tragic lovers. Buy it if you like your poetry intense, your symbolism slightly over-the-top, and your books honest enough to admit they’ve seen better days. Crappy Old Books: lowering expectations since forever, but sometimes surprising you with literary treasure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4527/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collected-poems-of-wb-yearst-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333044667 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4526 Materpieces in Miniature Teddy Bears by Gerry Grey Masterpieces in Miniature Teddy Bears (1999) by Gerry Grey (Apple) ISBN: 9781840921984 — Condition: Good — As sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the fur-lined, button-eyed world of small things that steal big pieces of your heart. Masterpieces in Miniature Teddy Bears is not one, not two, but three whole books tucked neatly into one boxed set (yes, a trilogy of teddy bear triumphs). Published in 1999, when the world was still reeling from Y2K hysteria, Gerry Grey quietly gave us this gentle counterbalance: an ode to impossibly tiny bears, crafted with impossible patience, and displayed with impossible cuteness. Inside, you’ll find page after page of teddy bears so small you’ll start questioning the very nature of scale. They sit, they stand, they wear little outfits, they pose dramatically on thimbles. You’ll gasp, you’ll giggle, and if you’re not careful, you’ll find yourself rummaging through old sewing boxes, muttering about mohair scraps and minuscule glass eyes. The condition is officially “Good” (the Crappy Old Books™ standard, meaning you won’t be embarrassed to own it, but you also won’t mistake it for something fresh off the press). The box might have a scuff or two, but think of them as life experience marks, just like the slightly loose ear on your childhood bear. And yes, it’s a three-book boxed set — because clearly one book of miniature teddy bears simply wasn’t enough. Three times the pages, three times the pint-sized plush glory, three times the chance to fall into a rabbit hole of saying “aww” until you lose track of time. If you love bears, miniatures, or the peculiar joy of books that serve no practical purpose other than to delight, this set is your new best friend. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4526/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/masterpieces-in-miniature-teddy-bears-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Apple 9781840921984 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4525 Secure in the Everlasting Arms by Elisabeth Elliot Secure in the Everlasting Arms (2002) By Elisabeth Elliot Published by Vine Books – ISBN: 9781569552940 Condition: Good (as gently sworn and certified by the unflappable crew at Crappy Old Books) Elisabeth Elliot—missionary, writer, and survivor of sorrows that would buckle most of us—spent her life weaving wisdom out of hardship. In Secure in the Everlasting Arms, she invites readers to drop their knotted-up fears and rest in the steady grip of God. With her trademark clarity and quiet steel, Elliot writes about trust, surrender, resilience, and the odd paradox that strength so often looks like letting go. This 2002 Vine Books paperback is graded Good. That means: the cover shows a bit of gentle wear (a crease or two from being opened often, which is exactly what books want), the spine is holding firm despite some thoughtful bending, and the pages bear the mellow look of evenings spent with a cup of tea and a flickering lamp. It’s lived just enough to feel real, but not so much that you’d hesitate to gift it. Inside, Elliot’s voice remains calm, grounded, and bracingly practical. She doesn’t paper over the hard parts of life—she lived them, after all—but instead shows how even in grief and uncertainty there’s an everlasting arm beneath you. Less self-help manual, more spiritual compass, it’s the kind of book that quietly insists you stop trying to row against the tide and learn to lean. So here it is: Secure in the Everlasting Arms, an Elisabeth Elliot classic, in Good condition. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even the most unshakable faith comes with a few reassuringly human creases. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4525/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/secure-in-the-everlasting-arms-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vine Books 9781569552940 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4524 A Time To Wait by Liz Morris A Time To Wait (2001) By Liz Morris Published by BRF (Bible Reading Fellowship) – ISBN: 9781841010489 Condition: Good (as faithfully appraised by the patient souls at Crappy Old Books) Nobody likes waiting. Waiting for buses, waiting for doctors, waiting for someone to reply to your carefully crafted text message. Yet Liz Morris takes this universal irritation and reframes it as something holy, reflective, even transformative. A Time To Wait is a devotional companion for those in-between seasons of life—the ones where nothing seems to be happening but everything is quietly changing. Drawing on scripture, personal insight, and a pastoral tone that feels like a kind friend with a kettle always boiling, Morris reminds us that waiting isn’t wasted time. It’s where God often does the deepest work. This 2001 BRF edition comes in Good condition. Translation: the cover may bear the gentle creases of journeys to church groups or bedside tables, the spine shows a whisper of prior reflection, and the pages carry the soft patina of prayerful thumbing. No missing passages, no distracting coffee splashes—just the honest wear of a book that’s been used as intended: read, pondered, and lived with. Inside you’ll find short readings, practical encouragement, and space to breathe. It’s not about rushing to solutions but about finding presence in the pause—about learning that God is no less present in the waiting room than in the big reveal. So here it is: A Time To Wait, a devotional that teaches patience by simply existing on your shelf until you’re ready to open it. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even the volumes on patience arrive Good, seasoned, and entirely on time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4524/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-time-to-wait-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BRF 9781841010489 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4523 Love thy Colleague - Being Authentically Christian at Work by William Morris Love Thy Colleague – Being Authentically Christian at Work (2017) By William Morris Published by Monarch Books – ISBN: 9780857217165 Condition: As New (yes, improbably pristine, even by Crappy Old Books standards) Most workplace guides tell you how to manage your email inbox, survive meetings, or “network like a pro.” This one, however, suggests something far more radical: being a decent human being. William Morris (no, not the wallpaper guy, though admittedly the thought of floral cubicles is nice) takes on the tricky question of how to live out Christian faith in the fluorescent-lit, coffee-fueled battleground we call the office. In Love Thy Colleague, you’ll find reflections on handling stress, ambition, gossip, and the temptation to throw your stapler at Barry from Accounts—all filtered through a lens of authenticity, spirituality, and a bit of plain common sense. It’s not about slapping piety on your PowerPoint slides; it’s about bringing kindness, integrity, and compassion to the 9-to-5 grind. This copy is in As New condition. That means: no bent spine, no coffee rings, no passive-aggressive highlights left by a previous reader. It looks like it’s never even been cracked open—which, let’s be honest, may say something about the original owner’s approach to workplace holiness. Monarch’s tidy paperback design keeps things professional, while inside Morris keeps things practical. Think of it as a manual for office survival, only instead of “synergy” and “paradigm shifts,” you get humility, grace, and the occasional gentle nudge toward better behavior. So here it is: a guide to being authentically Christian at work, wrapped in a paperback so crisp you’ll feel bad carrying it to your cubicle. Available from Crappy Old Books, where even office spirituality somehow manages to show up As New. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4523/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/love-thy-colleague-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Monarch Books 9780857217165 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4521 Why Are You Worrying by Joseph W Ciarrochi Why Are You Worrying (1995) By Joseph W. Ciarrochi Published by Paulist Press – ISBN: 9780809135615 Condition: Good (as certified by the ever-anxious graders at Crappy Old Books) Finally, a book that asks the question everyone’s grandmother, therapist, and barista has asked at some point: Why Are You Worrying? Joseph W. Ciarrochi’s 1995 offering is part gentle spiritual guide, part practical pep talk, and part philosophical poke in the ribs. Published by Paulist Press, it sits at the intersection of faith, psychology, and the timeless human hobby of stressing out over things we can’t control. Whether you’re fretting about traffic, global collapse, or whether your neighbor is secretly judging your recycling habits, Ciarrochi invites you to put down the worry beads and consider a calmer way of being. This copy is in Good condition. Translation: the cover has been handled, the corners may be showing early signs of existential angst, and the spine has seen enough action to know that life is rarely perfect—but all the pages are intact, legible, and ready to reassure you that yes, things will probably be okay. It’s a survivor, like most of us, carrying a few creases but still standing tall. Inside, expect clear prose with a pastoral slant, drawing on both psychological insight and spiritual tradition. No fire-and-brimstone finger-wagging here—just a steady voice that suggests maybe you could unclench your jaw and take a breath. So here it is: Why Are You Worrying, a small but mighty 1990s paperback determined to talk you down from the ledge of your overactive brain. Another fine item from Crappy Old Books, where even the anxious self-help titles arrive slightly worn, entirely readable, and possibly more effective than chamomile tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4521/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/why-are-you-worrying-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paulist Press 9780809135615 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4520 When Eve Was Naked by Josef Skvorecky When Eve Was Naked (2002) By Josef Škvorecký Published by Picador – ISBN: 9780312421731 Condition: Good (graded with all the scientific precision and shrugging charm of Crappy Old Books) Josef Škvorecký: Czech exile, jazz aficionado, novelist, and raconteur of human folly. In When Eve Was Naked he returns to his alter ego Danny Smiricky—lover, dreamer, occasionally bumbling philosopher—to recount tales of youth, desire, and the absurd comedy of being alive under history’s shadow. These linked stories are set in a Czechoslovakia where repression is heavy, but flirtation is forever light on its feet. Danny remembers lovers and encounters in prose that slides from melancholy to mischief without missing a beat, as if Duke Ellington were narrating his diary. This 2002 Picador paperback is graded Good. Which in Crappy Old Books terms means: the cover has been handled (gently but unmistakably), the spine has probably been bent by someone laughing at an inappropriate moment, and the pages have the warm tint of a Central European café at dusk. No missing leaves, no catastrophic coffee spills—just the kind of dignified wear that tells you someone enjoyed it, possibly while humming a forbidden jazz tune. Inside you’ll find Škvorecký’s characteristic blend of nostalgia, irony, and erotic whimsy. These stories aren’t simply about nakedness—they’re about memory stripped bare, about how even under political grayness, people still scheme, love, and look back with rueful smiles. So here it is: When Eve Was Naked, a collection of Škvorecký’s sly, poignant stories, in Good condition. Another fine specimen from Crappy Old Books, where even Central European existential flirtations arrive with a few creases, a whiff of history, and plenty of charm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4520/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/when-eve-was-naked-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780312421731 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4517 The Future Dictionary of America by Jonathan Safran Foer The Future Dictionary of America (2004) Edited by Jonathan Safran Foer (and a whole circus of literary mischief-makers) Published by McSweeney’s Books – ISBN: 9780241143124 Condition: Very Good (and yes, we must confess: no CD) Once upon a paranoid early-2000s moment, McSweeney’s decided that the English language wasn’t weird enough. The result: The Future Dictionary of America. It’s not your grandmother’s dictionary—unless your grandmother happened to define words like pre-emptive as “to hit first and ask never” or thought democracy should come with a sarcastic asterisk. This hefty anthology-slash-dictionary is filled with satirical entries about the words we might be using in a future America, alongside short stories, essays, and general absurdity from an all-star cast of contemporary writers. (Think: Jonathan Safran Foer, Rick Moody, Stephen King, Dave Eggers, and a smattering of others who clearly had too much coffee.) Originally, the book shipped with a bonus CD full of songs from politically agitated musicians of the era. This copy does not include the CD. We repeat: no CD. If you’re hoping to hear Death Cab for Cutie and Bright Eyes crooning about civic duty circa 2004, you’ll have to look elsewhere (or invent a time machine). What you do get is the actual book, intact and in Very Good condition: clean pages, firm spine, minor signs of shelf flirtation, and plenty of future words to hurl at unsuspecting friends. The cover design is classic McSweeney’s—equal parts clever, earnest, and vaguely too stylish for its own good. Inside, you’ll find the usual mix of satire, sincerity, and lexical hijinks, reminding us that America’s fate could always be written one ridiculous definition at a time. So here it is: a slightly eccentric paperback dictionary that’s not quite a dictionary, not quite an anthology, but entirely McSweeney’s. Perfect for the linguistically adventurous, politically nostalgic, or anyone who has ever wished Merriam-Webster came with more punchlines. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where even the future arrives Very Good but occasionally missing its soundtrack. No CD. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4517/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-future-dictionary-of-america-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McSweenys Books 9780241143124 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4515 Selected Poems by Hans Magnus Enzensberger Selected Poems (1968) By Hans Magnus Enzensberger Published by Penguin – Modern European Poets series ISBN: None (because 1968 didn’t care about your metadata) Condition: Good (graded by the unreliable but well-meaning souls at Crappy Old Books) Before Germans were known mainly for their efficiency in car engines and techno beats, there was Hans Magnus Enzensberger—poet, essayist, professional thorn in the side of polite society. This 1968 Penguin edition, part of the Modern European Poets series, distills his razor-edged verse into English, serving up irony, politics, and lyric mischief in equal measure. He was that rare breed: too Marxist for the cocktail set, too witty for the dogmatists, and too restless to sit still on any ideological perch. This slim Penguin paperback has weathered the decades admirably. We grade it Good: spine intact (if a little weary), cover bearing the patina of a thousand backpack rides, and pages that have tanned into the color of over-brewed tea. No catastrophic stains, no missing leaves—just the kind of dignified wear that suggests someone actually read it, possibly on a train through Prague or during a sit-in. Inside, Enzensberger’s poems swerve from the lyrical to the satirical, from the personal to the geopolitical. He observes the world with a clarity that is both unnerving and deeply funny. His words remind you that poetry isn’t a vase of flowers for the mantelpiece; it’s a crowbar slipped into the machinery. The Penguin Modern European Poets series had a knack for plucking voices that deserved wider audiences, and this volume is no exception. Don’t be fooled by its modest paperback shell—it carries a cultural charge. So, if you want to pocket a piece of 1968’s intellectual fire, this Good condition survivor is your chance. Another fine artifact from Crappy Old Books, where history, literature, and slightly foxed paperbacks come together in one vaguely musty bouquet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4515/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hans-magnus-enzensberger-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern European Poets no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4514 Poems - New and Collected 1957-1997 by Wistawa Szymborska Poems: New and Collected, 1957–1997 (1998) By WisÅ‚awa Szymborska Published by Harcourt Brace – ISBN: 9780151003532 Condition: As New (which is about as shocking as finding a unicorn grazing in the remainder bin at Crappy Old Books) Behold: a poetry collection so generous it spans forty years of sly wisdom, sharp wit, and cosmic side-eye. Poems: New and Collected gathers the works of WisÅ‚awa Szymborska, Nobel Prize–winning Polish sorceress of understatement, irony, and microscopic observation. Whether she’s writing about onions, history, cats, or the very awkward business of being alive, she turns the ordinary into something worth bowing to—though she’d probably make a joke about how bad you look doing it. This is the 1998 Harcourt Brace edition, a solid, dignified hardcover (none of your cheap fly-by-night pamphlets here) and, miraculously, it’s in As New condition. That means: tight spine, crisp pages, a dust jacket so fresh you’ll suspect it’s been hiding in witness protection all these years. The only thing aged here is the wisdom of the poems themselves. Frankly, it’s embarrassing for a Crappy Old Books copy to look this good—someone clearly forgot to spill their tea on it. Inside you’ll find the strange alchemy of Szymborska’s voice: equal parts philosopher, stand-up comic, and kindly aunt who knows too much. Her poems refuse solemnity, but they sneak up behind you and plant a truth in your pocket you didn’t know you needed. So, if you want to own the definitive collection of one of the world’s most beloved poets—without the dog-eared guilt of a merely good copy—this is your chance. Crappy Old Books may not deserve such elegance, but here it is anyway: pristine, polished, and ready to remind you that the universe is both ridiculous and sublime. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4514/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poems-new-and-collected-1957-1997-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harcourt Brace 9780151003532 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4512 Penguin Modern Poets 2 - Controlled Explosions by Michael Robbins Patricia Lockwood and Timothy Thornton Penguin Modern Poets 2 – Controlled Explosions (2015) By Michael Robbins, Patricia Lockwood & Timothy Thornton Published by Penguin Books – ISBN: 9780141983943 Condition: Good (as graded by the ever-charming Crappy Old Books) Crappy Old Books is proud (and slightly alarmed) to present this volatile little paperback: Controlled Explosions. Part of the Penguin Modern Poets revival, this is the second volume in the series, and it’s got more spark, fizz and bang than an unattended box of fireworks in a shed. Three poets, three distinct detonations: Michael Robbins, whose lines are like pop songs rigged with dynamite, bouncing from theology to Transformers in a single stanza. Patricia Lockwood, the high priestess of holy absurdity, whose sentences slither, shimmer, and occasionally bite you on the ankle. Timothy Thornton, precision engineer of words, building structures that smoulder quietly before caving in with satisfying ruin. Together they don’t so much share a book as occupy it like rival demolition experts, each determined to leave the bigger crater in your brain. This 2015 Penguin edition (with its tasteful modernist jacket) is here in Good condition. That means: it’s intact, readable, and unlikely to explode in your hands—though it may leave scorch marks on your imagination. There might be some gentle wear on the cover and the odd crease where a previous reader gasped so hard the spine buckled, but nothing to worry your local bomb squad. So, if you’ve ever wondered what poetry would look like if it were wired to a timer, this is your book. A paperback of combustible charm, offered to you with the kind of reckless enthusiasm only Crappy Old Books could provide. Strap in, light the fuse, and let the poets do the rest. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4512/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modern-poets-two-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141983943 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4511 The Passages of Joy by Thom Gunn The Passages of Joy – Thom Gunn (Faber and Faber, 1982) ISBN: 0571119212 Condition: Good (which means you can read it without gloves, but it’s clearly lived a little) At Crappy Old Books, we like to imagine that poetry volumes keep diaries. If The Passages of Joy could talk, it might say: “Once upon a time I was bought by someone in a turtleneck, smoked over, annotated lightly, and then abandoned on a respectable bookshelf.” Now it’s resurfaced here, waiting for you to rediscover Thom Gunn’s muscular, precise, and surprisingly tender verse. This 1982 collection finds Gunn at the height of his poetic powers: tight formal control fused with the wild pulse of life. Expect motorcycles and myth, bodies and nightclubs, the shadow of AIDS, and sudden shafts of luminous beauty. Gunn never moralizes—he notices, he celebrates, he mourns, and he does it all in lines sharp enough to cut wallpaper. Our copy is in Good condition, meaning: the spine hasn’t collapsed, the pages are intact (with no mysterious lipstick kisses, alas), and the cover only shows the kind of mild scuffing you’d expect from forty-odd years of being pulled out and put back by hesitant readers who weren’t sure if they were “poetry people.” (Spoiler: you don’t have to be. This is poetry that smokes, drinks, and sometimes growls at you.) So, whether you’re a long-time Thom Gunn admirer or you just want a book that makes you look sophisticated while you sip black coffee, this is your chance. Because joy, as Gunn knew, comes in passages—and sometimes those passages are slightly yellowed Faber paperbacks with a lot of character. Crappy Old Books: rescuing neglected treasures, one pleasantly scuffed spine at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4511/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-passages-of-joy-sep-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571119219 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4508 Anabasis II by Xenophon Anabasis II (1960) by Xenophon Macmillan ISBN: None (long before barcodes, these volumes came armed only with Greek text, stiff binding, and the faint aura of exam panic). Condition: Good (in Crappy Old Books terms, that means it’s soldiered through a few decades of classrooms without deserting, and while it bears the patina of use, it hasn’t surrendered a single page). Xenophon’s Anabasis is one of antiquity’s greatest survival epics: ten thousand Greek mercenaries stranded in hostile Persia, fighting, scheming, and marching their way home. Book II—faithfully reproduced here in Macmillan’s stout 1960 edition—lands us squarely in the aftermath of Cyrus the Younger’s ill-fated bid for the throne. With the would-be king lying inconveniently dead, the Greek army suddenly finds itself unemployed, encircled, and wondering whether anyone packed lunch. Here you’ll find: Generals quarrelling while the Persians close in. Mercenaries debating whether to fight, parley, or simply complain about the rations. A slow dawning realisation that this “expedition” has turned into the mother of all walking holidays. The seeds of Xenophon’s eventual rise as leader—even if, for now, he’s still somewhere at the back sharpening his philosophical one-liners. This Macmillan school edition offers the Greek text, notes, and vocabulary support: equal parts action-adventure and grammatical gauntlet. Imagine a survival manual where every command is in the optative mood, and you’re halfway there. Perfect for: Readers who like their history with spears in one margin and syntax notes in the other. Collectors of classic Macmillan hardbacks, built tough enough to survive both campaigns and careless undergraduates. Anyone who thinks “lost in enemy territory” sounds more exciting in Attic Greek. At Crappy Old Books, we’re offering this copy in Good condition. No signs of battlefield trauma, just the honest wear of a book that has marched through decades of study. It’s ready to join your library phalanx and remind you that even in the worst of situations, you can always conjugate your way out. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4508/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anabasis-ii-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4507 Anabasis III by GH Nall Anabasis III (1954) by G.H. Nall Macmillan ISBN: None (because in the 1950s, a scholarly Greek text didn’t need a barcode—it already had centuries of authority and the faint smell of chalk dust). Condition: Good (which, in the dialect of Crappy Old Books, means this copy has survived exams, annotations, and the odd despairing sigh from a classics undergraduate, but still stands ready for another campaign). Xenophon’s Anabasis is the grand tale of ten thousand stranded Greek mercenaries hacking, marching, and occasionally philosophising their way out of Persia. Book III—presented here in G.H. Nall’s trusty Macmillan edition—marks the turning point: the generals are treacherously slain, morale is in tatters, and the army faces annihilation. Into this chaos steps Xenophon himself, philosopher-soldier and reluctant leader, rallying the men with equal parts pep talk, practical strategy, and sheer audacity. Nall’s edition offers the Greek text with ample notes, vocabulary, and grammatical guidance—because nothing says “epic survival story” like pausing to parse the aorist middle participle. It’s half gripping adventure, half stern classroom companion, perfect for anyone who likes their peril laced with philology. Inside you’ll find: Armies stranded in enemy territory with no exit strategy (sound familiar?). Xenophon’s inspirational speeches, proving classics majors can rise to leadership in a crisis. Treachery, battle, cold mountains, and the sense that the gods are watching with popcorn. Margin notes designed to remind students that Greek is a marathon, not a sprint. Perfect for: Readers who want their history with swords in one hand and syntax in the other. Collectors of the indestructible Macmillan Greek texts, survivors of classrooms everywhere. Anyone who suspects they too could lead an army… if only they’d finished their translation homework. At Crappy Old Books, we’re proud to offer this copy in Good condition. The spine stands firm, the text is clear, and the only blisters are metaphorical. Think of it as your marching orders from antiquity—no sandals required. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4507/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anabasis-iii-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4506 Anabasis IV by Xenophon Anabasis IV (1965) by Xenophon Macmillan ISBN: None (because when this was printed, the march of barcodes had not yet begun—only the march of ten thousand Greeks through hostile territory). Condition: Good (and in Crappy Old Books parlance, that means it’s seen a campaign or two on the bookshelf, but has survived without losing too many supplies along the way). Xenophon’s Anabasis is the ultimate “lost in hostile territory” adventure story, written by the man who was not only there but ended up leading the charge. Book IV, the volume you hold here, finds the weary army of mercenaries trudging north through Anatolia after their Persian employer inconveniently dies (note to self: always check the job security of your Great King before signing on). Stranded deep in enemy lands, short on food, surrounded by foes, and guided mostly by hope and sheer stubbornness, the Greeks soldier on toward the Black Sea and eventual salvation. This Macmillan edition provides the Greek text with scholarly apparatus, making it both a gripping tale and a stern reminder that students in the ’60s were expected to parse Xenophon by lamplight without Google Translate. It’s half survival story, half grammar drill. Inside you’ll find: Stubborn hoplites trudging through mountains, swamps, and snow. Xenophon, unexpectedly promoted from “philosopher’s pupil” to “please lead this army before we all die.” The legendary cry of “Thalatta! Thalatta!” (“The sea! The sea!”), which remains the happiest Greek chorus in history. Footnotes and commentary for when you need to know exactly how many javelins a man can reasonably carry while starving. Perfect for: Readers who like their classics with spears, mud, and moral lessons. Students and collectors who appreciate a solid Macmillan text, sturdy enough to survive its own march across decades. Anyone who thinks The Odyssey is nice but could use more frostbite and fewer lotus-eaters. At Crappy Old Books, we’re pleased to present this copy in Good condition. No rations missing, no papyrus casualties—just a stalwart little volume ready to march into your library. Think of it as your very own hoplite companion, minus the blisters. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4506/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anabasis-iv-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4505 The Media of Uripides by MA Bayfield The Medea of Euripides (1960) by M.A. Bayfield Macmillan ISBN: None (because in 1960, Greek tragedy didn’t need barcodes—it had fate, doom, and the occasional deus ex machina instead). Condition: Good (and at Crappy Old Books, “Good” means the book has survived sixty-odd years without being hurled offstage in a fit of Greek drama). M.A. Bayfield, classicist, translator, and brave soul, takes on one of the most infamous plays of the ancient world: Euripides’ Medea. If you thought modern soap operas were wild, wait until you meet Medea, the wronged wife who rewrote the rulebook on revenge. Jason (yes, of the Argonauts fame) decides trading her in for a younger model is a fine idea—Medea, naturally, disagrees. What follows is not flowers and a custody battle, but the sort of vengeance that makes Greek tragedy so very… tragic. Bayfield’s edition, first published earlier and kept in print by Macmillan, offers the English reader not just a text but a deep dive into the themes, structure, and significance of Euripides’ drama. Here, the translation and commentary strive to capture both the raw emotion and the intellectual bite of a play that shocked Athens in 431 BC and still has the power to send shivers down spines today. Inside you’ll find: Medea, the original avenging anti-heroine. Jason, learning the hard way that breaking up with a sorceress is rarely wise. Gods, fate, and a chorus that keeps reminding you things are only going to get worse. Bayfield’s crisp introduction and notes, for when you want your horror with a side of philology. Perfect for: Readers who like their literature ancient, bloody, and brilliant. Collectors of Macmillan’s mid-century classics, sturdy enough to withstand centuries of catharsis. Anyone who suspects the phrase “Hell hath no fury” was seriously underselling it. At Crappy Old Books, this copy comes to you in Good condition: worn enough to prove it has been studied, but sound enough to continue whispering lines of doom and destiny. Think of it as a ticket to the ancient theatre—no sandals required, but possibly a stiff drink after. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. It has a protective plastic sleeve to it. Some pages have helpful annotation to assist you with your understanding of all the gibberish. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4505/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-medea-of-euripides-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4504 Diesel Traction - Manuaul For Enginemen by British Railways Diesel Traction – Manual for Enginemen (1962) by British Railways The British Transport Commission ISBN: None (published in that golden age when books didn’t need barcodes, just a stern title and a whiff of oil). Condition: Good (and by “Good,” we mean this copy looks like it may have once ridden along in a kitbag or cab, but didn’t get so close to the workings that it’s covered in soot or diesel smudges). Ah, 1962: when steam was coughing its last, and the diesel engine, gleaming and slightly intimidating, was the proud new workhorse of British Railways. Enter this Manual for Enginemen, the official handbook for those brave souls tasked with making sure the future ran on time—and didn’t stall halfway to Crewe. Inside, you’ll find pages of practical wisdom: How to start, stop, and coax a diesel locomotive into cooperation. What all those mysterious gauges, levers, and switches actually do. Diagrams that prove engineers once expected enginemen to understand the innards of machines without phoning a helpdesk. A tone that balances dry technical detail with the occasional hint of “Don’t blow yourself up, please.” This isn’t just a manual; it’s a time capsule from an era when railwaymen swapped their shovels for controls, and Britain swapped its plumes of smoke for the roar of diesel engines. It captures the optimism (and occasional bewilderment) of modernisation on the rails. Perfect for: Train buffs who can’t resist the smell of grease and history. Readers who like their manuals with a dash of nostalgia. Collectors who appreciate a Good copy that looks lived-in, but not run over by a Class 37. At Crappy Old Books, we’re pleased to offer this copy in Good condition—still sturdy, still legible, and still humming faintly with the sound of progress circa 1962. Consider it your ticket to the cab of the past, no hi-vis vest required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4504/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/diesel-traction-sep-2025.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The British Transport Commission no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4502 Last Will and Testament by Elizabeth Ferrars Last Will and Testament (1978) by Elizabeth Ferrars Book Club Associates ISBN: None (this one predates the great barcode invasion, so you’ll have to read it without the reassuring beep at checkout). Condition: Good (and at Crappy Old Books, “Good” means it’s been thumbed through carefully enough to keep its secrets intact, but not so reverently that it looks like it’s been in cryogenic storage since ’78). Elizabeth Ferrars—sometimes called the “modern Agatha Christie” but with a slyer, sharper touch—serves up another tangle of motives, money, and mayhem in Last Will and Testament. And really, when has a will in a mystery novel ever resulted in a quiet, friendly distribution of assets followed by tea and cake? Exactly. Here, a death triggers the reading of a will, and what should be a matter of ink and paper becomes a labyrinth of grudges, secrets, and suspiciously timed demises. Family members bristle, acquaintances hover, and everyone seems just a little too interested in what the dearly departed has left behind. As Ferrars knew so well, where there’s a fortune, there’s usually foul play—and it’s rarely the butler. Expect within these pages: Testators who speak louder from beyond the grave than they ever did in life. Beneficiaries whose smiles don’t quite reach their eyes. Ferrars’ trademark clean prose, plotting precision, and just enough wit to keep you grinning between gasps. Perfect for: Readers who enjoy mysteries where the legal document is as dangerous as the murder weapon. Collectors charmed by Book Club Associates hardbacks (the unsung workhorses of the British mystery shelf). Anyone who secretly suspects they’d behave very badly at a will reading. At Crappy Old Books, this copy comes to you in Good condition: no missing codicils, no dagger-shaped doodles in the margins, and just enough gentle wear to prove it has already witnessed its share of intrigue. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4502/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/last-will-and-testament-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4500 Chrissie by Chris Evert Lloyd Chrissie (1982) by Chris Evert Lloyd Richard Clay ISBN: 0413495604 Condition: Good (and “Good” at Crappy Old Books means it’s been served across a few shelves, volleyed through a box or two, but still lands neatly inside the lines). Before Serena, before Federer, before the era of neon trainers and grunting baseline rallies, there was Chrissie—Chris Evert Lloyd—the ice-cool queen of the court. In Chrissie, her 1982 autobiography, she tells her story with the same unflappable calm that made opponents wilt long before the tiebreak. Here’s a woman who turned the baseline into a kingdom, built her reputation on relentless consistency (and a backhand that could probably crack walnuts), and somehow balanced the pressures of world tennis with being America’s golden sporting icon. This book takes you from her early days with a racket bigger than she was, through the Grand Slam triumphs, the rivalries (yes, Martina Navratilova features heavily), and into the personal life behind the public ice queen image. Expect within these pages: A candid look at the training, travel, and turmoil of being at the top of the game. Glimpses of the glamour and grit of the tennis circuit in the late ’70s and early ’80s. Reflections from a player who managed to be both fiercely competitive and effortlessly composed. Perfect for: Tennis fans nostalgic for the wooden racket era. Readers who want to meet the woman behind the cool exterior. Collectors delighted to find a Good copy from 1982 that hasn’t been left out in the rain during Wimbledon. At Crappy Old Books, we’re pleased to offer this copy in Good condition—by which we mean it’s game, set, and match for anyone who appreciates a vintage sporting memoir. And unlike Chrissie’s opponents, you won’t need nerves of steel to face it—just a spot on your bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4500/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chrissie-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Richard Clay 9780413495600 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4499 The Iliad by Homer The Iliad (1997) by Homer The Softback Preview ISBN: None (yes, it’s that rare breed of book that dodged the barcode era, striding onto your shelf like a hero without a helmet). Condition: Very Good (which, at Crappy Old Books, means it’s been treated with a level of respect Achilles himself never showed Hector). The Iliad is the ur-text of Western literature, the original war epic, the blockbuster that’s been running for nearly three millennia without a sequel (unless you count the Odyssey, which is basically “same cast, different travel arrangements”). Homer gives us gods squabbling like spoiled aristocrats, heroes sulking in tents, armies clashing in technicolour fury, and the occasional deeply awkward divine intervention. Here you’ll find: Achilles, the moody prima donna of the battlefield, whose anger makes modern pop divas look positively serene. Hector, noble defender of Troy, destined for a rough day at the office. The gods, meddling shamelessly—Zeus with his thunderbolts, Aphrodite with her matchmaking, Athena with her battle plans. Ten years of siege distilled into poetry that still makes modern war films feel like amateurs. This 1997 Softback Preview edition brings Homer’s immortal verse into your hands without needing to learn ancient Greek or sit through an actual Trojan war. It’s compact, readable, and in Very Good condition—meaning no arrows through the spine, no spear-shaped creases, just the faintest patina of literary respect. Perfect for: Readers who’ve always meant to read The Iliad but were put off by memories of baffling school translations. Collectors who love slightly oddball imprints like The Softback Preview. Anyone who secretly wants to yell, “Sing, O Muse!” at their morning commute. At Crappy Old Books, we can’t guarantee the wrath of Achilles, but we can guarantee this copy is Very Good—and much easier to carry than a set of bronze armour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4499/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-iliad-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Softback Preview no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4497 Rembrandt - Lightening the Darkness by Giorgia Bottinelli and Francesca Vanke Rembrandt – Lightening the Darkness (2017) by Giorgia Bottinelli and Francesca Vanke Norfolk Museums Services ISBN: 9780903101899 Condition: As New (yes, “As New,” though at Crappy Old Books that usually means it somehow dodged the fate of acquiring tea stains, biro doodles, or being used as an emergency coaster). Rembrandt was never one for half measures. If there was darkness in a room, he filled it with shadow. If there was light, he poured it on like someone had forgotten to pay the electricity bill for months and suddenly remembered. This catalogue, created by Giorgia Bottinelli and Francesca Vanke for Norfolk Museums Services, takes you deep into the chiaroscuro world of the Dutch master—a painter who could make candlelight feel like divine revelation and a grubby sleeve look like a sermon. This isn’t just about paintings—it’s about the drama of existence: the holy and the ordinary, the glorious and the grubby, all caught in Rembrandt’s beam. Bottinelli and Vanke guide us through how Rembrandt wielded light not as mere illumination but as storytelling itself. Light became the main character; darkness, the stage. Expect: Reproductions that let you get lost in the folds of fabric and flickers of flame. Insight into why Rembrandt’s genius still glows centuries later. Occasional gasps as you realise you’ve been staring at a hand in paint for five minutes and it looks more alive than your own. Perfect for: Readers who love their art with a heavy dose of drama. Anyone who enjoys the eternal battle between light and shadow (without needing to watch yet another superhero movie). Collectors thrilled to find an As New copy—because at Crappy Old Books, that’s like spotting a candle in a coal cellar. At Crappy Old Books, we can assure you this copy is pristine, untouched, and ready to shine on your shelf. Consider it a small, portable piece of chiaroscuro magic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4497/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rembrandt-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norfolk Museums Services 9780903101899 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4496 A Street Cat Names Bob by James Bowen A Street Cat Named Bob (2012) by James Bowen Hodder and Stoughton ISBN: 9781444737110 Condition: As New (and believe us, “As New” at Crappy Old Books is rarer than a cat who actually listens when you tell it to get off the table). This is the heartwarming, whisker-twitching tale that pounced on the world’s affection and refused to let go. James Bowen, a struggling London busker, found himself an orange-furred companion one day—a scrappy street cat named Bob. What followed was not just a friendship, but a partnership that managed to claw its way from the backstreets of Islington to international bestseller lists. Bob isn’t just a cat; he’s a philosopher in fur, a sage with claws, a streetwise guru who sits calmly on Bowen’s shoulders while traffic, tourists, and life itself swirl by. Together, man and cat navigate addiction, poverty, and the curious way people soften when confronted with a pair of big amber eyes. Bowen may provide the guitar and the words, but Bob provides the magic—and occasionally the attitude. Inside these pages, you’ll discover: How a cat can change not just a man’s fortune, but his sense of self-worth. Why London pavements are more bearable with a feline sidekick. The sheer marketing genius of having a fluffy co-author. Perfect for: Readers who like their redemption stories with a tail attached. Cat lovers who already suspect their pets are secretly saving them. Collectors who treasure copies in As New condition, because somehow this one escaped with no scratches, paw prints, or chewed corners. At Crappy Old Books, we present this copy As New—which means it looks like Bob himself never even batted it off a shelf (though we can’t guarantee he wouldn’t if given the chance). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4496/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-street-cat-names-bob-sep-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9781444737110 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4495 The Swarm of Heaven by Derek Wilson The Swarm of Heaven (1999) by Derek Wilson Constable ISBN: 9780094784703 Condition: Good (and by “Good” we mean the kind of solid, dependable copy that has seen a shelf or two, maybe heard a muffled sneeze, but is still holding itself together with quiet dignity, as is the tradition at Crappy Old Books). Derek Wilson, historian, biographer, and master of weaving big ideas into page-turning narratives, brings us The Swarm of Heaven, a title that sounds less like a history book and more like something you’d mutter in awe while watching a biblical plague. But don’t worry—this isn’t about frogs falling from the sky. It’s about ideas, upheavals, and that messy patch of history when Europe was trying to figure out how to reconcile faith, reason, and the fact that everyone was arguing about both. Wilson takes us through an intellectual and spiritual battleground where prophets, philosophers, reformers, and power-hungry leaders all tried to claim the moral high ground (sometimes while standing in the mud). It’s a story of belief and doubt, revelation and repression, and humanity’s relentless attempt to make sense of the cosmos without tripping over its own contradictions. Think of it as: Theology meets politics in a wrestling ring. History with a touch of apocalyptic flair. A reminder that, long before the internet, people were already very good at shouting their opinions and refusing to budge. Perfect for: Readers who like their history dramatic, stormy, and occasionally a little cosmic. Collectors who love a Good (capital G) copy that shows it’s been around the block. Anyone curious about how heaven’s “swarm” buzzed noisily through the human imagination long before Derek Wilson gave it this catchy title. At Crappy Old Books, we’re proud to offer this volume in “Good” condition. Not pristine, not As New, but Good—the kind of copy that feels lived-in, like a friendly witness to its own era. It may not have descended from heaven in a swarm, but it certainly landed here, waiting for you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4495/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-swarm-of-heaven-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable 9780094784703 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4492 Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen Pride and Prejudice (1989) by Jane Austen – Virago Classics Edition – ISBN: 9781853810978 – Condition: Good Offered with a raised eyebrow and a slightly dusty flourish by Crappy Old Books. Ah yes, Pride and Prejudice. The novel that launched a thousand awkward proposals and even more daydreams about brooding men wandering across misty fields at dawn. This is the 1989 Virago Classics edition – not a collector’s relic wrapped in silk and reverence, but a Good condition paperback that has lived, travelled, and possibly been balanced on a cup of tea or two. Its spine is solid, its pages turn without protest, and the words inside remain as sharp, witty, and scandalously entertaining as they did when Jane Austen first sharpened her quill. Inside you’ll find all the familiar delights: Elizabeth Bennet (with her quick wit and sharper judgement), Mr. Darcy (with his stiff pride and inconveniently magnetic presence), and the endless parade of suitors, sisters, and social skirmishes that make up the grand dance of Regency courtship. If you’ve ever thought your family gatherings were complicated, just wait until Mrs. Bennet gets going about the prospects of her daughters. This copy won’t win prizes for its pristine beauty – it’s Good, in the sense that it’s not falling apart, not scribbled over (as far as we know), and entirely readable. Think of it as the literary equivalent of a well-loved teapot: it may have a scuff or two, but it still pours out everything you need. So, if you fancy revisiting Austen’s masterpiece in a Virago Classics edition that comes with just the right hint of second-hand charm, this book is waiting for you. Polished perfection is overrated anyway; character, much like in life (and this novel), is far more interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4492/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pride-and-prejudice-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Virago Classics 9781853810978 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4491 Force 10 Fron Naverone by Alistair Maclean Force 10 From Navarone (1972) by Alistair MacLean — Condition: Fair (Crappy Old Books) When Alistair MacLean wrote The Guns of Navarone, he gave the world one of the great wartime thrillers. But what do you do after you’ve blown up the un-blow-up-able guns? Simple: you write a sequel. Force 10 From Navarone (Fontana, 1972) sends Captain Mallory, Corporal Miller, and the gang back into action—this time parachuting into Yugoslavia on a mission involving partisans, Nazis, double agents, and the kind of impossible odds that MacLean characters treat like an afternoon jog. The result is pure MacLean: brisk, banter-filled dialogue, set-piece action, betrayals popping up like weeds, and a sense that no bridge, dam, or railway line is ever truly safe when Allied saboteurs are in the vicinity. It’s pulp war fiction at its best—gritty, fast, and improbably entertaining, even if you occasionally need a map, a notebook, and a stiff drink to keep track of who’s about to get double-crossed. As for the copy: this one comes from the hard-bitten stacks of Crappy Old Books, and it’s rated Fair. Which means: the cover has lived (creases, scuffs, maybe even a tear or two), the spine is visibly battle-worn, and the pages are yellowed like field dispatches left too long in the sun. Still, it’s complete and readable, with all its words intact and every explosion accounted for. No cigarette burns from Yugoslav safehouses, no mud from partisan boots, no bullet holes in the margins—just a well-worn veteran of many campaigns, still game for one more mission. In short: Force 10 From Navarone is classic MacLean—lean, mean, and full of twists. This copy is in Fair condition: scarred, weathered, and perhaps not as pretty as it once was, but still very much alive and kicking. Another tough survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even battered paperbacks stand proud after the mission’s done. I have glued the spine back as well as a semi-loose page inside, so mostly in good readable order. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4491/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/force-10-from-naverone-sep-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4489 The Harafish by Najib Mahfuz The Harafish (1995) by Naguib Mahfouz — Condition: Very Good (Crappy Old Books) Few writers can turn a single Cairo alleyway into an epic saga, but Naguib Mahfouz, Nobel laureate and literary magician, does exactly that in The Harafish (Doubleday, 1995, ISBN: 9780385405836). This sprawling novel tells the story of generations of one family, beginning with Ashur al-Nagi, the larger-than-life patriarch, and rippling down through his descendants, heroes and wastrels alike. Around them hums the harafish—the ordinary people, the masses of Cairo—whose struggles, laughter, and losses form the novel’s true heartbeat. Mahfouz blends myth and realism, timeless allegory and intimate detail. The novel feels like both a parable and a soap opera: there are love affairs, betrayals, rises, falls, and an endless negotiation between power and morality. It’s Shakespearean in scope, Arabian Nights in atmosphere, and unmistakably Mahfouz in its compassion and bite. Now, the copy: it hails from the unabashedly frank vaults of Crappy Old Books, and it’s rated Very Good. That means the dust jacket is bright with only the tiniest scuffs, the spine is sturdy, and the pages are clean and tight. There’s the faintest trace of age and handling—call it the patina of having survived a Cairo alley or two—but nothing that detracts from its dignity. No scribbled genealogies of al-Nagis in the margins, no cumin-scented stains, no evidence of alleyway dust worked into the binding. Just a crisp, well-preserved book that belies its years. In short: The Harafish is Mahfouz at his grandest—an epic of family, fate, and the ordinary people who bear the weight of history. This copy is in Very Good condition: handsome, sturdy, and entirely ready to command a little shelf-space of its own. Another noble survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even sprawling Cairo dynasties arrive tidy and complete. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4489/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-harafish-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Doubleday 9780385405836 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4488 Alive and Dead by Elizabeth Ferrars Alive and Dead (1974) by Elizabeth Ferrars — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Elizabeth Ferrars—sometimes called the “Queen of the modern whodunit”—had a gift for taking seemingly ordinary domestic settings and filling them with suspicion, secrets, and the occasional corpse. Alive and Dead (Book Club Associates, 1974) is classic Ferrars territory: a carefully plotted, cleverly misleading mystery where appearances deceive, motives multiply, and the reader is invited to play detective right alongside her characters. Ferrars specialised in the genteel but lethal world of middle-class Britain, where tea might be served promptly at four but murder always managed to turn up uninvited. Her writing is taut and economical, relying less on blood and thunder and more on sharp observation, psychological tension, and that peculiarly British knack for making everyday life just a little bit sinister. This is the kind of book where a raised eyebrow might be as dangerous as a dagger, and where everyone seems just plausible enough to be guilty. Now, the copy itself: sold by the ever-candid Crappy Old Books, it’s rated Good. Which means: the dust jacket (if present) may be a touch scuffed, the corners a little softened, and the pages gently aged to a mellow ivory. The spine has been opened and closed enough to suggest it’s been read—perhaps even scrutinised late at night by readers intent on guessing the murderer. But the text is complete, the binding solid, and not a single clue has gone missing. No ominous fingerprints in the margins, no handwritten confessions slipped between the pages, no tea-ring evidence of an Agatha-Christie-style reader’s gathering—just a well-loved, intact mystery novel. In short: Alive and Dead proves why Ferrars was a stalwart of 20th-century crime fiction: elegant, deceptive, and satisfying to the last page. This copy is in Good condition: lived-in but sturdy, ready to deliver another round of genteel homicide. Another mystery-minded survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even the killers are neatly catalogued. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4488/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alive-and-dead-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4487 History of His Own Time by Gilbert Burnet History of His Own Time (1991) by Gilbert Burnet — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) If the 17th century sometimes feels like a blur of wigs, wars, and wobbly monarchs, Gilbert Burnet is here to spill the tea. History of His Own Time (Everyman, 1991, ISBN: 9780460871723) is the gossipy, sprawling, and surprisingly readable chronicle of a man who didn’t just watch history happen—he was in the thick of it. Burnet, a Scottish clergyman and eventual Bishop of Salisbury, rubbed shoulders with kings, parliamentarians, dissenters, and revolutionaries. His memoir-history hybrid covers everything from the Civil Wars to the Glorious Revolution, with the sort of sharp opinions you’d expect from someone who thought footnotes were for cowards. What makes Burnet so fun is his candour: he praises, he slags off, he digresses, and he occasionally settles scores. This isn’t dry academic history—it’s part diary, part political tract, part running commentary. One moment he’s analysing policy, the next he’s describing Charles II’s character with a bite that feels startlingly modern. If Samuel Pepys was the man with the diary, Burnet was the man with the receipts. Now, about the copy: it comes from the irreverent vaults of Crappy Old Books and is rated Good. Which means: the cover shows signs of wear (a scuff here, a softened corner there, the kind of honest marks you’d expect from a book that’s followed kings through crises), the spine has been flexed, and the pages have mellowed to a pleasing parchmenty tone. But the text is intact, the binding firm, and no Restoration gossip has been lost. No spilled claret, no royal wax seals, no duelling scars in the margins—just a sturdy, seasoned book, ready to dish centuries-old drama. In short: History of His Own Time is Burnet at his gossipy, learned, and occasionally self-important best—a window into a turbulent century told by someone who couldn’t resist telling you what he really thought. This copy is in Good condition: worn but dependable, like a Restoration wig slightly askew but still very much in place. Another candid classic from Crappy Old Books, where even bishops can’t resist a bit of dirt-dishing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4487/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bishop-gilbert-burnet-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everyman 9780460871723 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4485 Aspects of Greek History 750-323 BC by Terry Buckley Aspects of Greek History 750–323 BC (1996) by Terry Buckley — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) From the rise of the polis to the fall of Alexander the Great, Terry Buckley’s Aspects of Greek History 750–323 BC (Routledge, 1996, ISBN: 9780415099578) covers the centuries that turned Greece into the furnace of Western civilisation. This is the period of hoplites and tyrants, democracy and drama, philosophers and empire-building generals. Buckley presents it all with clarity, balancing narrative with analysis, making the complexities of archaic and classical Greece accessible to students and enthusiasts alike. You’ll find accounts of how city-states emerged, why Athens invented democracy (and then occasionally regretted it), how Sparta became the world’s most militarised gym, and what exactly Alexander thought he was doing marching all the way to India. It’s not just battles and treaties; it’s also about ideas, culture, and the messy politics that make history feel alive. The book’s been a favourite among undergraduates for years—accessible enough to be read on the bus, detailed enough to survive an exam. Now, about this particular copy: though offered by Crappy Old Books and rated Good, it has the audacity to look as new. Which means the cover is sharp, the spine uncreased, and the pages pristine—as if Athena herself shielded it from wear. No student scrawlings in the margins, no doodled hoplites, no coffee splashes from panicked essay-writing sessions. It’s a paradox worthy of Aristotle: technically Good, but practically immaculate. In short: Aspects of Greek History is a clear, lively, and reliable guide to the birth of the classical world. This copy is in Good condition—though looking suspiciously As New—making it as sturdy as a Doric column and as fresh as an Athenian decree. Another paradoxical treasure from Crappy Old Books, where even the Greeks can’t decide whether “Good” really means “perfect.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4485/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aspects-of-greek-history-750-323-bc-sep-2025.jpg 37.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9780415099578 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4484 Daughters of Isis - Women of Ancient Egypt by Joyce Tyldesley Daughters of Isis – Women of Ancient Egypt (1994) by Joyce Tyldesley — Condition: As New (Crappy Old Books) Forget pyramids and pharaohs for a moment—what about the women who lived, ruled, schemed, prayed, danced, gave birth, and occasionally wielded power along the Nile? In Daughters of Isis – Women of Ancient Egypt (Viking, 1994, ISBN: 9780670848386), Joyce Tyldesley brings them vividly back to life. Queens like Hatshepsut and Nefertiti share these pages with ordinary wives, daughters, priestesses, midwives, musicians, and mourners, revealing the astonishing range of roles women played in the world’s most famous civilisation. Tyldesley, one of the most engaging Egyptologists writing in English, balances scholarship with readability. She shows how Egyptian women could inherit property, initiate divorce, become doctors or temple singers—rights that wouldn’t return to women in many cultures for millennia. All this against the backdrop of golden deserts, bustling cities, and monumental temples where daily life mixed easily with myth. It’s history, but also anthropology, feminism, and storytelling rolled into one. Now for the copy: despite being sold by the bluntly named Crappy Old Books, this one is anything but shabby. It’s rated As New—and really is. The cover gleams like polished alabaster, the spine is as straight as an obelisk, and the pages are crisp, clean, and untouched by human hand (or scarab beetle). No coffee stains, no underlinings, no faint whiff of incense from long-forgotten rituals. It looks as though it was entombed in a private library and has just been excavated, papyrus-fresh. In short: Daughters of Isis is essential reading for anyone who wants to understand the lives of women in ancient Egypt beyond the usual hieroglyphic clichés. This copy is in As New condition—immaculate, impressive, and ready to reign on your bookshelf like a queen of the Nile. Another pristine treasure from Crappy Old Books, where even ancient dynasties arrive without a speck of dust. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4484/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/daughters-of-isis-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Viking 9780670848386 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4483 Mercia - And the Making of England by Ian W Walker Mercia – And the Making of England (2000) by Ian W. Walker — Condition: As New (Crappy Old Books) Once upon a time (well, the 7th to 9th centuries), before England was England, Mercia ruled the roost. Stretching across the Midlands like a muscled arm of power, Mercia produced kings with names that sound like they belong in heavy metal bands—Offa, Penda, Æthelbald—and helped lay the foundations for what would eventually become the English nation. In Mercia – And the Making of England (Sutton, 2000, ISBN: 9780750921312), Ian W. Walker takes you through this fascinating kingdom’s rise, its swagger, and its eventual absorption into the larger tapestry of England. This isn’t just a parade of bearded warlords (though there are plenty of those); Walker also explores culture, religion, politics, and the enduring influence of Mercian power. He makes clear how the Midlands, often overlooked today, once shaped the destiny of a whole island. Offa’s Dyke, anyone? That’s Mercia: building earthworks you can still trip over today. Now, the copy itself is a miracle of preservation. Sold by the candid purveyors at Crappy Old Books, it’s rated As New—and really is. Which means the cover gleams, the spine stands as firm as any Mercian rampart, and the pages are pristine, unstained, and unread. No pencil notes muttering about Anglo-Saxon charters, no tea rings from rainy study sessions, no battle scars at all. It’s as if Offa himself decreed that this copy should remain unsullied for posterity. In short: Mercia – And the Making of England is an accessible, engaging dive into a kingdom that deserves to step out of the shadow of Wessex. This copy is in As New condition—an unspoiled relic of early English history, as sharp as a newly forged seax. Another pristine survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even ancient kingdoms arrive looking brand new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4483/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mercia-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sutton 9780750921312 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4482 Frozen Assets by PG Wodehouse Frozen Assets (1993) by P. G. Wodehouse — Condition: Fair, Ex-Library (Crappy Old Books) In the Wodehousian universe, the upper classes rarely do anything so vulgar as work—but they do excel at getting themselves into comic scrapes involving engagements, inheritances, and misunderstandings on a grand scale. Frozen Assets (originally 1964, this Vintage reprint 1993, ISBN: 9780099819608) is classic Plum: a sparkling farce featuring the usual assortment of bumbling aristocrats, scheming relatives, and hapless young men who would rather avoid scandal but somehow end up knee-deep in it. Expect quick-fire dialogue, labyrinthine plots, and Wodehouse’s trademark ability to turn the English language into a champagne fountain of absurdity. This copy has had a life of service—it’s an ex-library veteran from the London Borough of Harrow, and it shows. Rated Fair by the truth-tellers at Crappy Old Books, it comes with all the trappings of civic duty: stamps, stickers, maybe the ghostly outline of a date-due slip, and a cover that’s seen more than its fair share of issuing desk shuffles. The spine is holding on gamely, the text is complete and readable, but the book has been handled, borrowed, and returned often enough to qualify for a long-service medal. Think of it as Jeeves: unflappable, a little worn by experience, but still impeccably functional. No missing chapters, no tea-sodden disasters, no jelly stains from Drones Club luncheons—just the honest marks of public service. If you like your Wodehouse with a little history baked in, this is the copy for you: a farcical romp housed in a book that once sat on a suburban library shelf, waiting to cheer up commuters, retirees, and possibly the odd clandestine reader of Harrow. In short: Frozen Assets is a light, fizzy slice of Wodehouse brilliance. This copy is in Fair condition—cosmetically scuffed, publicly seasoned, but textually intact and entirely ready to raise your spirits. Another library survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even Jeeves might raise an approving eyebrow at the resilience of a well-circulated tome. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4482/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frozen-assets-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099819608 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4481 The Bedside Guardian 36 by WL Webb The Bedside Guardian 36 (1987) edited by W. L. Webb — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Some people keep mints by their bedside. Others, apparently, keep The Guardian. The Bedside Guardian 36 (Collins, 1987, ISBN: 9780002179829), edited by W. L. Webb, is part of the long-running annual series that gathers the very best (and occasionally the most infuriating) journalism from the newspaper’s pages. Think of it as a time capsule from the mid-1980s: Thatcher in full cry, Cold War tensions refusing to thaw, social debates bubbling like kettles left unattended, and cultural commentary sharp enough to leave paper cuts. Inside you’ll find a mix of political analysis, reportage, essays, arts reviews, obituaries, and the kind of waspish humour that proves journalists never really do switch off, even when writing about opera or football. It’s witty, wide-ranging, and occasionally a little smug—perfect bedside reading if you like your lullabies spiced with righteous indignation and clever turns of phrase. Now, about this particular copy: it’s sold by the ever-honest Crappy Old Books and rated Good. Which means the dust jacket has weathered a few battles (a scuff here, a crease there, like a broadsheet folded too many times on the morning train), the spine has been gently flexed, and the pages have mellowed into that inviting, honeyed hue of late-1980s paper stock. But it’s intact, sturdy, and ready to deliver another round of opinionated bedside company. No spilled coffee rings from deadline nights, no crossword half-scribbled in biro, no secret notes to editors lurking in the margins. In short: The Bedside Guardian 36 is journalism as history in real time, preserved between hard covers. This copy is in Good condition: seasoned, serviceable, and ready to keep you awake far later than you planned. Another opinionated survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even yesterday’s headlines still make excellent bedside companions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4481/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bedside-gaurdian-36-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780002179829 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4479 Tono-Bungay by HG Wells Tono-Bungay (1994) by H. G. Wells — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Before Red Weed and time machines, H. G. Wells turned his sharp eye on something far scarier than Martians: the English patent-medicine business. Tono-Bungay (Everyman, 1994, ISBN: 9780460872591) is Wells’s satirical semi-autobiographical romp through late-Victorian capitalism, narrated by George Ponderevo, who watches his uncle build a fortune hawking a quack cure-all. The novel skewers advertising, social climbing, and the way flimflam can fuel empires—while also spinning into adventure, romance, and the odd jaunt in experimental aeronautics. It’s part biting social critique, part comic picaresque, part wistful memoir. Wells knew a thing or two about science, but here he proves he also knew plenty about snake oil, dodgy fortunes, and the human appetite for illusions that come in bottles. The prose bubbles with energy, wit, and melancholy, as though Wells had swallowed a dose of his own fictional tonic. This copy comes via the resolutely honest Crappy Old Books, and it’s rated Good. That means: the cover shows its share of shelf-life scuffs (nothing more serious than a tonic-bottle stain in your imagination), the corners are softened, and the pages may have aged to a comfortable, tea-tinted hue. But the binding is sturdy, the text clean, and every sardonic observation is preserved. No missing chapters, no annotations diagnosing quackery, no adverts clipped out for real patent medicines—just a book that’s been around the block, much like Uncle Ponderevo himself. In short: Tono-Bungay is Wells at his sharpest—funny, angry, and oddly prescient about the modern age of branding and hype. This copy is in Good condition: used, seasoned, but standing strong. Another tonic dose from Crappy Old Books, where even satirical cure-alls come bottled in sturdy hardbacks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4479/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tono-bungay-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everyman 9780460872591 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4478 Sherlock Holmes and the Railway Maniac by Barrie Roberts Sherlock Holmes and the Railway Maniac (2001) by Barrie Roberts — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) When it comes to Sherlock Holmes, the game is always afoot—even if the afoot in question is currently standing on a railway platform. In Sherlock Holmes and the Railway Maniac (Allison and Busby, 2001, ISBN: 0340040491), Barrie Roberts takes Conan Doyle’s legendary detective off Baker Street and onto the steam-powered arteries of Victorian Britain. The case: a string of railway-related outrages, where sabotage and obsession turn the romance of the rails into a deadly menace. Holmes, with Watson at his side, must navigate soot, smoke, and timetables to track down a villain whose mania threatens more than just punctual arrivals. Roberts captures the familiar rhythms of Doyle’s style—Holmes’s deductive brilliance, Watson’s loyal narration, the fog of London and the clatter of trains—while adding his own flourish of mechanical menace. For fans of pastiche done with care, this is a pleasingly atmospheric ride. Now, this copy comes from the whistle-stop depot that is Crappy Old Books, and it’s rated Good. Which means: the cover shows signs of travel (a scuff here, a softened corner there, perhaps the faint smudge of coal dust in our imaginations), the spine has been flexed like a ticket punched at a busy station, and the pages have aged into a mellow sepia, as if they’d been waiting under gaslight. But the binding is strong, the text clean, and the mystery entirely intact. No missing timetables, no tea stains from the refreshment carriage, no pencilled deductions in the margins. Just a solid, seasoned copy. In short: Sherlock Holmes and the Railway Maniac is a lively addition to the great detective’s unofficial adventures, packed with steam, suspense, and suitably eccentric villainy. This copy is in Good condition: travelled, dependable, and ready for another passenger. Another sturdy survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even Holmes can still catch the train on time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4478/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sherlock-holmes-and-yjr-railway-maniac-sep-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allison and Busby 9780340040492 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4476 Yes Minister - The Diaries of a Cabinet Minister by the Rt Hon James Hacker MP - Volume Two by Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay Yes Minister, Vol. 2 (1982) by Jonathan Lynn & Antony Jay — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) In the great game of British politics, few things have been as entertaining—or as terrifyingly accurate—as Yes Minister. Vol. 2 (BBC, 1982, ISBN: 0563200650) continues the saga of Jim Hacker, the perpetually baffled minister; Sir Humphrey Appleby, the silver-tongued mandarin who could strangle a policy with a subordinate clause; and Bernard Woolley, the secretary torn between honesty and career survival. This book isn’t just a straight script dump (though the dialogue is here in all its glory); it’s fleshed out with diary entries from Hacker himself, giving readers the inside scoop on the push-and-pull between politicians and civil servants. Expect the usual mixture of bureaucratic double-speak, circular reasoning, and exquisitely polite sabotage. If you’ve ever wondered how governments manage to do so little with so much, here’s your answer—wrapped in comedy so sharp it doubles as satire and documentary. As for the copy: this one comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books, and it’s rated Good. That means the cover has survived a few skirmishes (a scuff here, a crease there—nothing a select committee would bother reporting), the pages have gently yellowed like Cabinet minutes left too near the radiator, and the corners are slightly softened from years of negotiation in briefcases. But the spine is strong, the text perfectly clear, and every bureaucratic circumlocution remains gloriously intact. No tea-ring circles from Whitehall meetings, no doodles of Harold Wilson in the margins, no leaked memos tucked inside—just a solid, well-loved copy. In short: Yes Minister, Vol. 2 remains as funny and depressingly relevant today as it did in the early ’80s. This copy is in Good condition: seasoned, sturdy, and ready for another round of political obfuscation. Another dryly comic survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even satire on government inefficiency arrives efficiently bound. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4476/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/yes-minister-vol-2-sep-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BBC 9780563200659 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4475 Tall Man Talking by Phil Heinricy Tall Man Talking (2008) by Phil Heinricy — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Phil Heinricy’s Tall Man Talking (TPC GB and Ireland, 2008, ISBN: 9780956202406) is exactly what the title promises: a tall man, and he’s talking—about life, love, ambition, travel, music, faith, football, or possibly all of the above. It’s a book that doesn’t so much march in a straight line as it ambles, digresses, and riffs—like overhearing the most entertaining fellow at the pub who just happens to also have a knack for storytelling on the page. Heinricy writes with wit, warmth, and the sort of self-deprecating humour that makes you lean in closer. The chapters have a conversational ease—part memoir, part cultural commentary, part cheerful tall-tale—that lets you feel as if you’re in on the secret of a particularly chatty friend. He’s the “tall man,” yes, but he’s also everyman: turning over big themes and small joys with the same curiosity. As for this copy: it hails from the deliberately blunt stock of Crappy Old Books and is rated Good. Which means: the cover shows signs of its own tall journeys (a scuff here, a crease there, the literary equivalent of a bent hat brim), the pages may have mellowed into a warm shade of ivory, and the corners might be softened from being stuffed into satchels. But the spine is solid, the text is clean, and every anecdote is intact. No beer stains from pub tables, no biro doodles of lanky stick-men in the margins, no mysterious gaps in the chatter—just a book that’s seen some life and is ready for more. In short: Tall Man Talking is part banter, part reflection, part storytelling joy. This copy is in Good condition: not flawless, not fussy, just sturdy and companionable—rather like the tall man himself. Another chatty gem from Crappy Old Books, where even good stories stand head and shoulders above the crowd. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4475/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tall-man-talking-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books TPC GB and Ireland 9780956202406 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4473 Gods Englishman - Oliver Cromwell and the English Revolution by Christopher Hill God’s Englishman – Oliver Cromwell and the English Revolution (2000) by Christopher Hill — Condition: As New (Crappy Old Books) Oliver Cromwell: farmer, soldier, revolutionary, Lord Protector, regicide, reluctant king-who-wasn’t. Love him or loathe him (and people still do both with gusto), he remains one of the most divisive figures in British history. In God’s Englishman – Oliver Cromwell and the English Revolution (Penguin Books, 2000, ISBN: 9780141390369), the legendary historian Christopher Hill brings his Marxist sharpness and storyteller’s flair to bear on Cromwell’s career, dissecting not only the man but the revolution he embodied. Hill doesn’t waste time with hagiography; instead, he digs into the contradictions. Cromwell the devout Puritan who also played power politics with aplomb. Cromwell the champion of liberty who dissolved parliaments with a sigh. Cromwell the man of the people who ended up ruling with more than a whiff of autocracy. This is history written with bite and clarity, a book that makes 17th-century politics feel as urgent as today’s headlines (only with more pikemen). Now, about this particular copy: it comes from the usually dog-eared empire of Crappy Old Books, but miraculously it’s rated As New. That means the cover is pristine, the spine uncreased, the pages crisp and spotless—as if Cromwell himself had purged all imperfections by decree. No coffee stains, no annotations in furious undergraduate ink, no crumbs from battlefield rations pressed between the leaves. It looks as though it’s just marched out of the press, boots polished, standards high. In short: God’s Englishman is essential reading for anyone interested in Cromwell, revolutions, or the endlessly complicated marriage of power and principle. This copy is in As New condition—an immaculate survivor, fit to sit on your shelf like a freshly polished cuirass. Another improbable treasure from Crappy Old Books, where even revolutionaries sometimes arrive looking brand new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4473/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gods-englishman-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141390369 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4472 Sacrament of Mercy - A Spiritual and Practical Guide to Confession by Thomas Weinandy Sacrament of Mercy – A Spiritual and Practical Guide to Confession (1997) by Thomas Weinandy — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Confession: it’s not just whispering into a wooden booth while trying to remember exactly how many times you lost your temper in traffic. In Sacrament of Mercy (Pauline Books and Media, 1997, ISBN: 0819869929), theologian Thomas Weinandy offers both a spiritual reflection and a practical handbook on the Catholic sacrament of reconciliation. He digs into what confession really is: an encounter with mercy, an act of honesty, and yes, occasionally a test of memory. With clarity and pastoral warmth, Weinandy explores why it matters, how to prepare, and what it can do for your soul (spoiler: quite a lot). This is not a finger-wagging manual but a guide written to encourage rather than frighten. It’s about the healing side of confession, the grace of forgiveness, and the surprising freedom that comes from naming your faults out loud. Whether you’re a seasoned penitent, a nervous first-timer, or just someone who likes reading about other people’s spiritual practices, it’s a thoughtful and accessible book. As for this particular copy: it comes from the forthright shelves of Crappy Old Books, and it’s rated Good. Which means: the cover shows some light wear (a crease here, a scuff there—call them venial blemishes rather than mortal ones), the spine is firm, and the pages are clean though gently tanned by time. No margin notes in Latin, no telltale fingerprints from holy water, no papal seals lurking inside—just a well-kept, fully intact book, ready to accompany you on your spiritual spring-cleaning. In short: Sacrament of Mercy is a clear, compassionate guide to one of the oldest spiritual practices in Christianity. This copy is in Good condition: seasoned, sturdy, and very much absolved of major defects. Another quietly edifying find from Crappy Old Books, where even guides to confession come with nothing more than forgivable scuffs. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4472/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sacrement-of-mercy-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pauline Books and Media 9780819869920 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4468 Tasting Salt by Stephanie Dowrick Tasting Salt (1997) by Stephanie Dowrick — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Stephanie Dowrick’s Tasting Salt (Viking, 1997, ISBN: 9780670873593) is one of those novels that feels like it’s about everything at once—family, love, betrayal, self-discovery, and the way memory has a habit of knocking on your door just when you thought you’d locked it shut. It’s a story about the bonds that nourish and the secrets that sting, told in Dowrick’s reflective, intimate prose that has a way of making you pause mid-page and think, “ah, yes, that’s exactly how it feels.” The novel weaves together voices across generations, circling questions of belonging and identity like tides that keep coming back to the shore. Salt here is more than seasoning: it’s tears, it’s oceans, it’s the taste of survival. If you enjoy fiction that blends the personal with the universal, that moves between tenderness and sharpness like waves on a jetty, this is your book. Now, about this copy: it’s sold by Crappy Old Books and rated Good. Translation: the cover has a few scuffs and softened corners (think of them as well-travelled luggage marks), the spine has been gently flexed (a sign of actual reading—hooray!), and the pages may show a mellow patina of age. Everything is intact, sturdy, and very much legible. No sand grains from the beach, no suspicious salt stains from overenthusiastic readers, no underlined heartbreaks in the margins—just a well-kept, slightly seasoned novel. In short: Tasting Salt is thoughtful, layered storytelling about how families hold together (or don’t), how love endures (or doesn’t), and how we carry the taste of the past into the present whether we want to or not. This copy is in Good condition: lived-in, solid, and ready for its next reader. Another savoury survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even salt seasons the shelves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4468/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tasting-salt-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Viking 9780670873593 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4467 The Death of Napoleon by Simon Leys The Death of Napoleon (1991) by Simon Leys — Condition: Good, Ex-Library (Crappy Old Books) What if Napoleon didn’t die on St. Helena? What if he slipped away under cover of night, leaving a lookalike to take his place, and set out incognito to reclaim his empire—only to find that history had marched on without him? That’s the delicious premise of Simon Leys’s short, sharp novel The Death of Napoleon (Quartet Books, ISBN: 9780704327863). Part alternative history, part dark comedy, part poignant fable, it follows the Emperor as he trades the imperial eagle for obscurity, wandering through 19th-century Europe in search of recognition, glory, or at least a decent plate of food. Leys (the sinologist and essayist Pierre Ryckmans in disguise—so yes, even the author enjoyed a good pseudonym) spins this “what if” into a tale that is witty, tragic, and strangely tender. The result is a book that asks not only what became of Napoleon, but also what becomes of all of us when the world no longer remembers who we were. Now, about the copy: it comes from the gloriously unpretentious Crappy Old Books and is graded Good—but it’s an ex-library veteran. Translation: it once lived on a library shelf, proudly clad in its plastic protective skin, stamped, stickered, and date-stamped into service. The cover shows a bit of wear, the edges are softened, and there may be the faint shadow of checkout slips long gone. But the binding is solid, the text clean, and every ironic twist of Leys’s prose is present and accounted for. In short: The Death of Napoleon is a sly little masterpiece, a novel of empires lost and illusions punctured. This copy is in Good condition, ex-library, which feels oddly fitting—because even Napoleon ended up in exile, repurposed, and re-shelved by history. Another ironic treasure from Crappy Old Books, where even emperors get stamped, catalogued, and loaned out. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4467/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-death-of-napoleon-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Books 9780704327863 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4466 Monte Cassino - The Hardest-Fought Battle of World War II by Mathew Parker Monte Cassino (2004) by Matthew Parker — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) World War II had no shortage of brutal battles, but Monte Cassino stands out as one of the most grinding, grueling, and downright nightmarish campaigns of them all. In Monte Cassino (Doubleday, 2004, ISBN: 9780385509855), Matthew Parker brings the shattered monastery, the muddy slopes, and the multinational clash vividly to life. Over four separate assaults in early 1944, Allied forces threw everything they had at German defenders dug into the Italian mountains—Poles, Gurkhas, New Zealanders, Americans, British, French troops, all battering themselves against a fortress of rock, rain, and stubborn resistance. Parker’s book is part military history, part human drama. He blends strategy with soldiers’ testimonies, showing both the high command’s chessboard and the lived reality of men clawing up ravines under fire. The destruction of the ancient Benedictine abbey becomes a haunting symbol of the campaign: a cultural treasure reduced to rubble, then fought over stone by stone. It’s a story of endurance, futility, courage, and loss—and Parker tells it with pace and clarity. As for this copy: it’s sold by the battle-hardened quartermasters at Crappy Old Books, and it’s rated Good. Which means: the dust jacket may show some edge wear (think of it as campaign scarring), the corners are a touch softened (like boots after too many marches), and the pages may have acquired the mellow tone of veterans’ letters. But the binding is solid, the text clear, and the book entirely intact. No mud stains, no singed edges from artillery fire, no field notes scribbled in the margins—just an honest, well-travelled copy. In short: Monte Cassino is gripping narrative history of one of WWII’s bloodiest campaigns, told with precision and humanity. This copy is in Good condition: seasoned but strong, like a veteran standing tall after the fight. Another stalwart survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even the toughest battles come bound in sturdy covers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4466/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/monte-cassino-sep-2025.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Doubleday 9780385509855 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4462 Rouge Street - Three Novellas by Shuang Xuetao Rouge Street – Three Novellas (2022) by Shuang Xuetao — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Shuang Xuetao writes about northeast China the way a jazz musician riffs on a theme: bold, surprising, melancholy, and alive with hidden rhythm. Rouge Street (Metropolitan Books, 2022, ISBN: 9781250835871) collects three linked novellas, each peering into the lives of people shaped by Shenyang’s post-industrial grit—laid-off factory workers, dreamers with nowhere to go, families splintered by the churn of history. It’s literature that hums with cigarette smoke, concrete, memory, and the ache of survival. The stories themselves—“The Aeronaut,” “Bright Hall,” and “Rouge Street”—are cinematic in scope yet intimate in detail. They’re packed with mysterious encounters, spectral presences, and characters who feel both mythic and utterly ordinary. Xuetao has been called one of China’s most exciting younger voices, and it shows: the writing is sharp, layered, and just strange enough to keep you unsettled, like a dream that won’t quite fade when the alarm rings. This particular copy is brought to you by Crappy Old Books, and it’s rated Good. Which means: the cover may bear a scuff or two (call it urban grit), the corners might be a little softened (like an old apartment stairwell railing), and the pages may have taken on the faint warm tone of time. But the binding is strong, the text clean, and every shadowy alley and ghostly echo of Xuetao’s prose remains intact. No spilled baijiu, no margin notes in hurried Mandarin, no cigarette burns—just a solid, seasoned book that’s already seen a bit of life, which feels fitting. In short: Rouge Street is three novellas’ worth of haunting, luminous storytelling about a place and people rarely glimpsed in English. This copy is in Good condition—worn enough to feel real, sturdy enough to keep you company on your own wanderings. Another quietly compelling find from Crappy Old Books, where even urban ghosts get a second lease on life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4462/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rouge-street-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Metropolitan Books 9781250835871 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4461 Continuum by Nina Cassian Continuum (2008) by Nina Cassian — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Nina Cassian never played it safe. Born in Romania, exiled, celebrated, censored, rediscovered—her poems have the bite of satire, the sweep of philosophy, and the tenderness of love letters scribbled in secret. Continuum (Anvil Press Poetry, 2008, ISBN: 9780856464089) gathers a generous selection of her later work, proving that age didn’t mellow her one bit. These poems move between political fire and personal reflection, mixing humour with heartbreak, and always refusing to be neatly boxed in. Cassian’s voice is both mischievous and grave, capable of pivoting from a sly one-liner to a meditation on mortality without skipping a beat. She writes of exile, desire, memory, and art itself with a candour that feels bracingly fresh. Reading her, you get the sense of someone who has lived every possible life—musician, translator, dissident, lover—and distilled all of it into verse. As for the copy: this one comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books and is rated Good. That means the cover may have a scuff or two, the corners may be softened like a well-used notebook, and the pages carry the faint golden blush of time. But the binding is solid, the text unmarked, and the poems all stand tall and defiant, just as Cassian would want them. No wine stains from clandestine salons, no cigarette burns from smoky cafés—just a straightforward, lived-in book that’s ready for another reader. In short: Continuum is Cassian’s proof that poetry is both weapon and balm, laughter and lament, rebellion and remembrance. This copy is in Good condition—seasoned but strong, a perfect fit for a poet who thrived on resilience. Another fiery survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even exiled voices find a welcome home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4461/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/continuum-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anvil Press Poetry 9780856464089 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4459 The Iron Age Hillforts of England - A Visitors Guide by Geoffrey Williams The Iron Age Hillforts of England – A Visitor’s Guide (1993) by Geoffrey Williams — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Before the Romans marched in with their straight roads and central heating, the people of Iron Age England were busy building hillforts—imposing rings of earth and timber perched dramatically on hilltops, part defensive stronghold, part community hub, part prehistoric real estate statement. Geoffrey Williams’s The Iron Age Hillforts of England – A Visitor’s Guide (Images, 1993, ISBN: 9781897817070) is your trusty field companion to these ancient bulwarks. This is not just dry archaeology: Williams leads you across moats and ramparts, explaining who built these forts, why they mattered, and how they’ve endured for over two millennia. Each entry provides clear directions, site notes, and the kind of contextual detail that lets you picture warriors on the ramparts, livestock huddled inside the enclosure, and perhaps the odd Iron Age teenager rolling their eyes at village life. It’s history you can walk, clamber, and picnic upon. Now, about this particular copy: sold by the forever-frank Crappy Old Books, it’s rated Good. Which means the cover shows some wear (a scuff here, a softened corner there, as if it’s already been out rambling in the rain), the pages may have the faint golden tint of age, and there could be a crease or two from being opened on a windy hillside. But the binding is strong, the maps and descriptions are clear, and it’s still entirely ready to be your companion in the field. In short: The Iron Age Hillforts of England is equal parts history book and walking guide, ideal for archaeologically minded ramblers or anyone who likes their weekend strolls with a side of prehistory. This copy is in Good condition—worn just enough to prove its authenticity as a veteran of the ramparts. Another sturdy survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even hillforts come with dog-eared defenses. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4459/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-iron-age-hill-forts-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Images 9781897817070 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4458 The Foundation of Rome - Myth and History by Alexandre Grandazzi The Foundation of Rome – Myth and History (1997) by Alexandre Grandazzi — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Rome wasn’t built in a day, but Alexandre Grandazzi does a fine job of showing how the stories about its beginnings were. The Foundation of Rome – Myth and History (Cornell University Press, 1997, ISBN: 9780801482472) is part archaeology, part philology, part myth-busting detective story. Grandazzi digs into the legends of Romulus and Remus, the she-wolf, the seven hills, and the gods who apparently moonlighted as city planners. He then weighs them against the spadework of modern archaeology to figure out how much of Rome’s foundation story is heroic myth and how much is historical bedrock. What emerges is a portrait of early Rome that’s both dazzling and a little chaotic: a city born from legend, ritual, and opportunistic settlers who may or may not have had wolfish foster mothers. This isn’t just a parade of marble statues; it’s the messy, fascinating, contested story of how Romans themselves wanted to imagine their origins. Reading it feels a bit like being at a dinner party where Livy, Virgil, and a modern archaeologist are all trying to talk over each other. As for the copy: this one comes from the proudly battered shelves of Crappy Old Books and is rated Good. That means the cover shows light wear (a scuff here, a crease there, the literary equivalent of a chipped amphora), the pages may have mellowed to a pleasant shade of parchment, and the spine has done its duty without collapsing. No missing leaves, no barbarian graffiti, no suspicious stains from libations to Jupiter. Just a strong, seasoned copy, intact and ready to conquer your bookshelf. In short: The Foundation of Rome is an engrossing exploration of how myth and history interwove to create the eternal city’s origin story. This copy is in Good condition: sturdy, readable, and carrying just enough wear to look appropriately venerable. Another imperial find from Crappy Old Books, where even Romulus himself would give a nod of approval. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4458/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-foundation-of-rome-sep-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cornell University Press 9780801482472 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4457 Roman Britain by Martin Miller Roman Britain (1995) by Martin Millett — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Ah, Roman Britain: that curious era when toga-clad administrators tried to explain central heating to damp islanders and everyone learned to live with straight roads. In Roman Britain (English Heritage, 1995, ISBN: 9780713477924), Martin Millett offers a clear, lively, and beautifully illustrated guide to what exactly the Romans were up to between AD 43 and AD 410, and how much of it stuck once they packed up and left. Temples, villas, bathhouses, forts, mosaics—it’s all here, laid out with the confidence of a man who has spent serious time in muddy trenches and museum storerooms. Millett doesn’t just trot out the legions; he gives you the full mosaic: the clash and blend of cultures, the ways local Britons adapted Roman habits, and how Rome’s imperial grip left behind ruins that we now wander through on Sunday afternoons. It’s part history, part archaeology, part travel guide to a Britain where Hadrian built walls, Boudica led rebellions, and centurions probably complained about the weather just as much as modern tourists do. Now, the copy itself: this one comes from the indefatigably honest Crappy Old Books, rated Good. Which in our terms means: the cover shows some gentle wear (a few scuffs, maybe a softened corner or two, the literary equivalent of a weathered milestone), the spine is sturdy, and the pages are clean though tinged with the warm patina of time. No missing pages, no barbarian graffiti in the margins, no wine stains from legionary banquets. Just a book that looks like it has marched through a few campaigns but held its formation. In short: Roman Britain is an accessible, well-illustrated introduction to an era when Britain was more Latin than latte. This copy is in Good condition—seasoned, reliable, and ready for your shelves. Another sturdy survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even the Romans would nod approvingly and say, “bene.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4457/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/roman-britain-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books English Heritage 9780713477924 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4456 A Guide to Greek Thought - Major Figures and Trends by Jaques Brunschwig and Geoffrey ER Lloyd A Guide to Greek Thought – Major Figures and Trends (2003) by Jacques Brunschwig & Geoffrey E. R. Lloyd — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) If you’ve ever wanted to time-travel to ancient Greece without the inconvenience of sandals and city-states constantly at war, A Guide to Greek Thought is your passport. Edited by Jacques Brunschwig and Geoffrey E. R. Lloyd, and published by the Belknap Press of Harvard University Press in 2003 (ISBN: 9780674021563), this volume is exactly what it says on the cover: a guided tour of the giants of Greek philosophy and the big currents of thought they stirred up. Socrates, Plato, Aristotle—yes, of course—but also the Sophists, the Stoics, the Epicureans, and other schools that prove the Greeks were never short of opinions on how best to live, argue, and eat figs. This isn’t just a dry catalogue of names and dates; it’s a lucid, engaging map of an intellectual landscape that still shapes us today. Brunschwig and Lloyd corral a team of distinguished scholars who manage to make metaphysics sound less like an exam question and more like a lively dinner debate. Want to understand how logic got its start? Why Epicurus thought tranquility was the highest good? Or why Heraclitus kept muttering about rivers? It’s all here, unpacked with clarity and wit. Now, about the copy: it’s sold by Crappy Old Books and rated Good. Which means the cover may show a bit of shelfwear (nothing tragic, just the literary equivalent of toga wrinkles), the spine has been flexed, and the pages may carry the faint tan of time. But everything is intact, legible, and ready for another round of philosophical contemplation. No missing leaves, no suspicious wine stains from Athenian symposia, no margin notes in Attic Greek—just a solid, serviceable copy. In short: A Guide to Greek Thought is both an introduction and a refresher course in the thinkers who defined Western philosophy. This copy is in Good condition—worn enough to look wise, but sturdy enough to endure another couple of millennia. Another cerebral gem from Crappy Old Books, where even Plato would approve (probably). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4456/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-guide-to-greek-thought-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Belknap Press of Harvard University Press 9780674021563 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4455 The Egyptians by Michael Hayes The Egyptians (1999) by Michael Hayes — Condition: As New (Crappy Old Books) The pyramids may have weathered four thousand years of sandstorms, but this copy of Michael Hayes’s The Egyptians (Lansdowne Publishing, 1999, ISBN: 9781863026673) looks like it just rolled off the presses yesterday. This is an accessible, lavishly illustrated introduction to the world of ancient Egypt: pharaohs in their finery, hieroglyphs marching across stone, gods with falcon heads and crocodile jaws, mummies wrapped tighter than a library fine. Hayes balances history and spectacle with gusto, making sure you get the grandeur of temples as well as the grit of everyday life along the Nile. Expect tombs, treasures, dynasties, and dramas: a crash course in the civilisation that gave us everything from papyrus to pyramid schemes (the good kind). This isn’t academic dustiness—it’s history in full colour, written to delight the curious as much as to inform. Think of it as a guided tour without the risk of tripping over an obelisk. Now, the copy itself: sold by Crappy Old Books, but—shock of shocks—it’s rated As New. That means the cover gleams, the binding is tight, and the pages are untouched by coffee, sand, or embalming fluid. No bent corners, no underlining, no faint whiff of tomb dust. It’s so pristine that if you told me a team of scribes had just hand-delivered it from Alexandria, I’d nod politely. In short: The Egyptians is a richly illustrated, reader-friendly journey into one of the greatest civilisations in history. This copy is As New, a rarity in our empire of “well-loved” tomes. Another immaculate wonder from Crappy Old Books, where even pharaohs would be impressed by the condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4455/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-egyptians-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lansdowne Publishing 9781863026673 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4454 Bravo for the Bride by Elizabeth Eyre Bravo for the Bride (1995) by Elizabeth Eyre — Condition: Very Good (Crappy Old Books) Elizabeth Eyre’s Bravo for the Bride (St. Martin’s Press, 1995, ISBN: 9780312117566) is not your average whodunit. It’s part of her delightfully witty Renaissance mystery series, set in 15th-century Italy, where poison is as common as perfume and the line between comedy and catastrophe is as thin as a silk veil. In this installment, a wedding should be the joyous highlight of the season—but of course the path to matrimony in Eyre’s world comes strewn not just with rose petals, but with corpses. Eyre has a knack for weaving historical detail into page-turning plots, so you get double the pleasure: a front-row seat at an Italian wedding (complete with politics, family squabbles, and gossiping neighbors) and a juicy mystery that unravels with sly humor and genuine suspense. Think Boccaccio meets Agatha Christie, with a dash of Machiavelli for spice. As for the copy: this one comes via Crappy Old Books, and it’s in Very Good condition. That means the cover is bright, the spine is upright, and the pages are clean and tight—no spilt wine, no suspicious dagger slits, no frosting smears from the wedding cake. It may show the faintest trace of shelfwear (a polite nudge rather than a battle scar), but otherwise it’s a volume that looks positively ready to throw confetti. In short: Bravo for the Bride delivers murder, merriment, and matrimonial mayhem in equal measure. This copy, in Very Good condition, is just waiting for a reader who enjoys their mysteries with a Renaissance flourish. Another festive survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even weddings come with a body count. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4454/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bravo-for-the-brode-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martind Press 9780312117566 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4450 August In July by Carlo Gebler August in July (1986) by Carlo Gébler — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books, Ex-Library Edition) Before Carlo Gébler became the prolific novelist, memoirist, and chronicler of Irish lives that he is today, he gave us August in July (Hamish Hamilton, 1986, ISBN: 9780241117873), an early novel brimming with sharp observation, sly wit, and that curious ability to make the ordinary pulse with unease. It’s the kind of book where people meet, talk, and remember—and yet beneath the surface, the gears of time, memory, and identity are grinding away. Gébler has always been interested in how lives are shaped by circumstance, and here you can feel him working out those obsessions with a novelist’s restless precision. Now, about this particular copy: it’s an ex-library survivor—rescued from the stacks, dressed in its trusty plastic protective jacket (the bookish equivalent of a raincoat), and now finding a second life at Crappy Old Books. Condition is rated Good, which in our idiosyncratic grading means: the cover is preserved under that slightly squeaky plastic shield; the spine has endured its share of borrowings but remains sturdy; the pages are intact, though they may carry the faint pencilled hieroglyphs of Dewey decimals or the ghost of a date-stamp or two. It’s not pristine, but it is experienced, and if you listen carefully you might still hear the faint shuffling of library shoes across linoleum. There’s a charm to ex-library books: they’ve been read by many hands, survived fluorescent lighting, and witnessed countless whispers of “shhh.” This copy wears that history proudly. The protective cover has kept it safe; the novel inside remains just as intriguing as the day it left Hamish Hamilton’s press. In short: August in July is early Gébler—sharp, stylish, and quietly resonant. This copy is Good, ex-library, and plastic-coated for durability, which makes it both rugged and reader-ready. Another happily seasoned find from Crappy Old Books, where even library discards get a second chance at circulation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4450/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/august-in-july-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish Hamilton 9780241117873 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4449 The Singing by CK Williams The Singing (2003) by C. K. Williams — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) C. K. Williams never wrote the kind of poetry you could just skim on your lunch break; his long-lined, restless, deeply human verse always pulls you in for the full ride. The Singing (Bloodaxe Books, 2003, ISBN: 9781852246389) is no exception—it’s the Pulitzer Prize–winning collection where Williams turns his capacious gaze on memory, morality, intimacy, politics, and those quiet, devastating moments when the world tilts. Williams’s signature lines stretch across the page like unspooling thought, moving from the smallest details of daily life to the big, unanswerable questions without so much as a comma break to warn you. He’s tender, he’s furious, he’s self-scrutinising, he’s funny—and he always sounds unmistakably like himself. The poems here don’t “sing” in a conventional sense; they rumble, they insist, they hum at a pitch that lodges under your skin. As for the copy itself: sold by Crappy Old Books, it’s in Good condition. Translation: the cover may show some signs of shelf life (a light crease here, a smudge there, as if the book has already been read on a few buses or park benches), the pages may carry a faint golden patina of time, but everything is intact, strong, and clean. The spine stands tall, the binding holds, and every word of Williams’s fierce clarity is right where it should be. It’s a book that looks lived-in, which is about right for poetry that insists on living in the world rather than hovering above it. In short: The Singing is a remarkable collection from one of America’s great modern poets, full of energy, honesty, and uncompromising vision. This copy is in Good condition—seasoned, sturdy, and ready for its next reader to let the lines sing (or growl, or whisper) in their hands. Another fine, well-worn gem from Crappy Old Books, where even Pulitzer winners carry a bit of shelf-life swagger. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4449/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-singing-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloodaxe Books 9781852246389 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4447 Poems From the Diwa by Yehuda Halevi Poems From the Diwan (2002) by Yehuda Halevi — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Step back almost a thousand years and meet Yehuda Halevi, the 12th-century Spanish-Jewish poet who could write about love, faith, exile, and yearning with a clarity that still hums across the centuries. Poems From the Diwan (Anvil Press, 2002, ISBN: 9780856463334) gathers a generous selection of his verse in English translation, giving modern readers a taste of the intensity, beauty, and sheer music of a medieval poet whose voice feels startlingly fresh. These are poems that move from courtly wit to aching devotion, from longing for Jerusalem to longing for a beloved—sometimes both at once. The translations here balance the scholarship with the spark, so you get poetry that doesn’t just sit like a relic in a museum case but actually sings on the page. Halevi was a master of compression, a weaver of paradox, and a poet unafraid to let the personal brush up against the eternal. To read him now is to remember that the big questions—love, exile, God, home—have never really changed. This copy comes to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, and it’s in Good condition. Which means: the cover may show some wear (the kind that suggests it’s been slipped in and out of a satchel on buses, trains, or perhaps even pilgrimages), and the pages may carry a mellow sun-tanning. You might spy a crease or two, evidence that someone before you lingered too long on a line. But the binding is sound, the text is clean, and every verse is still perfectly legible—poetry endures scuffs better than most things. In short: Poems From the Diwan is a bridge across centuries, a chance to sit with Halevi in his restless, beautiful company. A Good condition copy, seasoned but sturdy—like a pilgrim’s staff polished smooth by long use. Another quietly luminous find from Crappy Old Books, where even medieval poets get a second life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4447/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poems-from-the-diwan-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anvil 9780856463334 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4446 Night at the Fiestas - Stories by Kirstin Valdez Quade Night at the Fiestas – Stories (2015) by Kirstin Valdez Quade — Condition: Very Good (Crappy Old Books) Kirstin Valdez Quade’s debut collection Night at the Fiestas (Norton, 2015, ISBN: 9780393242980) proves that short stories can pack the kind of wallop usually reserved for novels—or fiestas with far too much tequila. Set largely in New Mexico, these tales hum with desert heat, family secrets, Catholic guilt, unexpected tenderness, and the occasional fiesta where everything you thought was true about yourself gets scrambled under the glow of string lights. Quade’s writing is precise and luminous; she builds whole worlds in a handful of pages. Characters stumble between devotion and betrayal, love and estrangement, the sacred and the profane. One story gives you a priest wrestling with temptation, another a teenager trying to navigate the sharp edges of class and family expectations, another a daughter unraveling her relationship with her mother. All are bound by Quade’s uncanny ability to take the ordinary and reveal the crackling strangeness humming underneath. This particular copy is sold by the irrepressibly honest Crappy Old Books, and it’s in Very Good condition. Translation: the dust jacket (if present) still shines, the cover is clean, the spine is upright and proud, and the pages are crisp with only the gentlest whisper of previous handling. No dog-eared fiesta confetti, no spilled margarita stains, no telltale crumbs of sopapillas tucked in the margins. It’s the kind of copy you could bring as a date to an actual fiesta and not be embarrassed. In short: Night at the Fiestas is a dazzling, funny, and haunting debut collection by one of the brightest voices in contemporary American fiction. This copy, in Very Good condition, is all set to invite you into its celebrations, complications, and revelations. Another well-kept gem from Crappy Old Books, where even fiestas end up tidy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4446/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/night-at-the-fiestas-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norton 9780393242980 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4445 Happy Families by Carlos Fuentes Happy Families (2008) by Carlos Fuentes — Condition: Very Good (Crappy Old Books) Spoiler alert: the families in Happy Families are not always particularly happy. Carlos Fuentes, Mexico’s grand maestro of letters, takes the Tolstoyan axiom (“every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way”) and runs with it—straight through a dozen different Mexican households. Published by Bloomsbury in 2008 (ISBN: 9780747595281), the book is a kaleidoscopic collection of linked stories where domestic life is anything but tranquil. Secrets hum under the dinner table, betrayals lurk in the kitchen, and love often arrives late, flawed, or in disguise. Fuentes doesn’t just sketch characters; he builds whole worlds inside apartments, haciendas, and bedrooms, then cracks them open to let the reader peer inside. The tone shifts from satirical to tragic, sometimes within the same paragraph. You might laugh at the absurdities of modern family life and then suddenly find yourself sucker-punched by a moment of pure tenderness. It’s a novel, a mosaic, and a sly social critique all in one. As for this copy: sold by Crappy Old Books, and in Very Good condition. Which means: the cover is sharp, the spine uncreased, the pages clean—no food fights, no wine stains, no tragic toddler scribbles in crayon. It may bear the faintest traces of having been read once, carefully, by someone who treated it like a family heirloom instead of a beach paperback. A book in very good shape, without the baggage most fictional families carry. In short: Happy Families is Fuentes at his mischievous, humane best—probing, playful, and devastating. This copy is in Very Good condition, ready to be adopted into your own family library. Another cheerful survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even domestic strife comes bound in sturdy covers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4445/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/happy-families-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747595281 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4443 62 - A Model Kit by Julio Cortazar 62 – A Model Kit (1994) by Julio Cortázar — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Julio Cortázar was never content to simply write novels; he preferred to build literary playgrounds, puzzles, rabbit holes, and labyrinths. 62 – A Model Kit (Marion Boyars, 1994, ISBN: 9780714525310) is perhaps his most mischievous experiment—a “novel” that functions like its title suggests: as a kit. The pieces are scattered, the instructions cryptic, and the finished object entirely up to the reader. Characters drift across Paris and Vienna, slipping between conversations, dreams, and chance encounters. Plot points appear, vanish, and reassemble like Lego bricks in the hands of a particularly surreal child. This is not a book that holds your hand; it tosses you into the deep end of Cortázar’s imagination and says, “Swim—or invent water wings.” If you loved Hopscotch but wished it were weirder, this is your jam. If you’ve never read Cortázar, well, buckle up: this is literature as hall of mirrors, equal parts dazzling and disorienting. Now, about the copy: sold by the eternally charmingly ramshackle Crappy Old Books, this one is in Good condition. That means it’s sturdy, readable, and intact—but expect a little wear to the cover (a scuff here, a crease there), and maybe some pages that look like they’ve been thumbed by readers puzzling out what on earth is happening. The spine is sound, the text clean, and every eccentric sentence is right where it should be. Like the model kit itself, it’s a little worn but complete, ready for you to assemble (or dismantle) as you see fit. In short: 62 – A Model Kit is a literary contraption, part riddle, part dream, part novel, wholly Cortázar. This copy is in Good condition, which seems fitting—because immaculate neatness would only spoil the fun. Another delightfully strange treasure from Crappy Old Books, where even the puzzles come pre-loved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4443/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/62-a-model-kit-sep-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Marion Boyars 9780714525310 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4442 A Lifes Music by Andrei Makine A Life’s Music (2002) by Andrei Makine — Condition: Very Good (Crappy Old Books) Andrei Makine writes like a man who has been secretly hoarding entire symphonies inside his sentences, and A Life’s Music (Sceptre, 2002, ISBN: 9780340820087) is proof. At a slender hundred-odd pages, it’s a novella that manages to compress the sweep of Soviet history, the ache of exile, and the fragile beauty of music into something you can actually slip into your coat pocket. It begins on a train in the frozen Soviet north, where a chance encounter reveals the story of a pianist’s life—a life scarred and ennobled by war, repression, love, and, always, the pull of music. Makine’s prose is spare but luminous, like winter light glinting off snow. He gives you just enough to imagine the vastness beyond the page: the grey of Leningrad under siege, the hush of a Siberian steppe, the resonance of a piano chord that refuses to die away. This is not a book that shouts; it whispers, and the whisper lingers. As for the copy itself: sold by the ever-honest Crappy Old Books, this one is in Very Good condition. That means the cover is clean, the spine uncracked, the pages tidy and tight—a volume that has clearly been handled with care. It may show the faintest trace of having sat on a shelf (books do that, after all), but it’s the kind of “Very Good” that makes you want to preen a little when you place it on yours. It looks composed, dignified, and ready to sing again in your hands. In short: A Life’s Music is a novella that feels like a concerto—brief, structured, and devastatingly beautiful. This copy is in Very Good condition, perfectly in tune with Makine’s quiet elegance. Another find from Crappy Old Books, where even the slim, serious Russians come with a wink. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4442/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-lifes-music-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sceptre 9780340820087 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4440 You Must Set Forth at Dawn - A Memoir by Wole Soyinka No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4440/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/you-must-set-forth-at-dawn-sep-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413776280 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4438 Resolve by Peter Youds Resolve (2022) by Peter Youds — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Sometimes small presses drop books into the world like secret messages, and Resolve (Bicorn, 2022) by Peter Youds is exactly that: a quietly forceful novel (or is it a meditation? or is it both?) that asks what it means to keep going when the going has become, frankly, a bit much. There’s no ISBN here—Bicorn clearly thought numbers were for accountants, not for storytellers—so the book itself already has the aura of a rare artifact, something passed from hand to hand with a knowing nod. Youds writes with the kind of clarity that feels carved, not typed. Resolve is about determination, grit, and the tiny, stubborn victories of daily life that rarely get celebrated. Don’t expect superheroics or explosions. Do expect the quiet drama of people refusing to give up, and prose that manages to be both plainspoken and oddly luminous. It’s the sort of book you think you’ll read in a weekend, and then you end up dog-earing half the pages because the sentences have burrowed in like secret mantras. This copy comes from Crappy Old Books, and it’s in Good condition. Which, in our language, means: the cover may have some light scuffing (the kind that looks like it’s been in a satchel alongside a stubborn notebook), the spine has been flexed but not broken (just limbered up, like someone stretching before a marathon), and the pages might show the faintest evidence of having been read with intent. No dramatic tears, no coffee stains shaped like maps of imaginary continents—just honest wear, the mark of a book that’s been handled and respected. In short: Resolve is a rare bird—an independent press gem that sneaks up on you and lingers long after. This copy is Good, which feels right: not flawless, not fussy, just sturdy and full of words that matter. Another find from Crappy Old Books, where even ISBN-less orphans get their moment in the sun. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4438/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/resolved-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bicorn no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4437 The Tribe by Carlos Manuel Alvarez The Tribe (2017) by Carlos Manuel Álvarez — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) In The Tribe (Fitzcarraldo Editions, 2017, ISBN: 9781913097912), Carlos Manuel Álvarez takes the pulse of contemporary Cuba—and it’s not a neat little tourist heartbeat, but a full-bodied, erratic drumroll of voices, stories, and contradictions. This is reportage at its most literary: essays and chronicles that move between the everyday lives of ordinary Cubans and the broader political theatre that defines (and distorts) them. Think less glossy travel brochure, more a mosaic of backroom conversations, back-alley observations, and back-to-back truths that sting, dazzle, and haunt. Álvarez has that enviable knack for writing journalism that feels like a novel and social critique that reads like poetry. He listens to taxi drivers, dissidents, dreamers, and survivors, and the result is a portrait of a nation that’s both intimate and unsparing. You don’t just “learn about Cuba” here; you feel yourself leaning in, as if you’ve stumbled into someone’s kitchen while the power flickers and the stories begin to flow. Now, about the copy itself: sold by Crappy Old Books, this one’s in Good condition. Translation: the cover might show some scuffing from having rubbed elbows with other revolutionaries on the shelf, and the pages may be kissed by the faintest shade of time (call it Havana sepia). There could be a crease or two, but rest assured—the spine is sound, the text clean, and nothing is missing except, perhaps, the faint smell of Cuban coffee. This isn’t a sterile collector’s copy; it’s a book that looks like it has lived a little, which seems appropriate given its subject matter. In short: The Tribe is a chorus of Cuban voices, sharp and uncompromising, delivered in Álvarez’s restless, probing prose. A Good condition copy for readers who prefer their books slightly weathered, their journalism deeply human, and their booksellers refreshingly crappy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4437/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tribe-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fitzcarraldo Publications 9781913097912 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4436 If You Kept a Record of Sins by Andrea Bajani If You Kept a Record of Sins (2021) by Andrea Bajani — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) Confession time: Andrea Bajani’s If You Kept a Record of Sins (Archipelago Books, 2021, ISBN: 9781939810960) is not the kind of book you read casually between checking emails and reheating last night’s noodles. It’s a slim, aching novel about grief, family, absence, and the little ledgers we carry around in our hearts—written in prose that is sharp enough to cut glass and tender enough to use as a bandage afterward. Bajani, one of Italy’s most acclaimed contemporary voices, writes with the quiet intensity of someone who knows that sometimes the heaviest inheritance isn’t money or property, but silence. This copy, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, is in Good condition. Which means: the spine is still standing tall (like a guilt-ridden monk who refuses to bend), the pages are intact (though they may bear the light suntan of time), and the cover shows a touch of wear—the kind that suggests it’s been carried around by someone who meant to read “just a few pages” on the bus but ended up staring out the window, haunted by Bajani’s sentences. Don’t expect a museum piece; expect a book that has lived, breathed, and possibly judged you from the nightstand. Inside, you’ll find a narrative voice that feels like it’s whispering directly into your ear, balancing on the knife-edge between poetry and prose. It’s intimate, sometimes unsettling, sometimes quietly funny in that way where you laugh and then immediately feel a pang of guilt for laughing. It’s a book about mothers and sons, absences and presences, the sins we keep score of, and the ones we try to forget but can’t. In short: not a lighthearted romp, but a gorgeously written meditation that lingers long after you close it. Condition “Good,” which is entirely fitting—because immaculate copies would be a betrayal. This is a book meant to feel slightly worn, like a conscience that has been in use. Another fine mess from Crappy Old Books, where even guilt looks good in print. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4436/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/if-you-kept-a-record-of-sins-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Archipelago Books 9781939810960 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4435 Philip Roth - The Biography by Blake Bailey Philip Roth – The Biography (2021) by Blake Bailey — Condition: Very Good (Crappy Old Books) Ah, Philip Roth: the novelist who spent a career alternately delighting, scandalising, and exasperating readers, critics, and probably himself. Enter Blake Bailey, who in Philip Roth – The Biography (Jonathan Cape, 2021, ISBN: 9780224098175) takes on the herculean task of charting every rise, fall, feud, fling, and furious burst of prose across Roth’s life. This is not a slim volume—because Roth did not live a slim life. It’s bursting with anecdotes, literary battles, private struggles, and enough detail to make you feel like you’ve been seated across from Roth at a dinner party where he alternates between brilliance and monologue. Bailey delivers the full sweep: from Goodbye, Columbus to Portnoy’s Complaint and beyond, through controversies, Pulitzers, and personal complexities that make Roth one of the most argued-over American novelists of the 20th century. The book is meticulously researched and unapologetically thorough—whether you want to see the writer as genius, egotist, provocateur, or just another human trying to wrestle with mortality and libido in equal measure. As for this particular copy: it comes from Crappy Old Books, and it’s rated Very Good—which in our world means it has lived a little (like Roth himself), but hasn’t gone off the rails. The dust jacket may show the faintest whisper of handling, the spine may have flexed once or twice like a well-exercised back, but otherwise it stands tall, clean, and ready for your bookshelf. No tragic coffee accidents, no tragic pencil underlinings, no tragic tearful dog-ears. Just a solid, attractive copy of a substantial biography. In short: here’s your chance to wrestle with Roth in nearly 900 pages of biography that is as exhaustive as it is engrossing. A “Very Good” condition book about a writer who was rarely content to be merely good. Sold, of course, by Crappy Old Books—where even the very good things come with a wink. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4435/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/philip-roth-the-biography-sep-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape 9780224098175 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4433 The Book of Disquiet - Extraordinary Classics by Fernando Pessoa The Book of Disquiet – Extraordinary Classics (1995) by Fernando Pessoa — Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books) The Book of Disquiet is exactly what it says on the cover: a book, and disquiet. Fernando Pessoa, Portugal’s reigning master of existential daydreaming, produced this strange and shimmering non-novel that reads like a diary kept by a man who never quite existed, or existed too much. First published in fits and fragments, it is a kaleidoscope of thoughts, aphorisms, and melancholic doodles from Pessoa’s heteronym Bernardo Soares, an assistant bookkeeper who spends his life cataloguing the ache of being alive in Lisbon while hardly ever leaving his desk. This 1995 Serpent’s Tail Extraordinary Classics edition (ISBN: 9781852422042) brings you straight into that fog of luminous sadness where nothing happens, and yet everything happens. One moment Soares muses about the weight of dreams, the next he marvels at a puddle in the street, and then—bam!—he declares existence itself a peculiar mistake. It’s the kind of book you dip into like a box of cryptic chocolates: every piece is bittersweet, and some will lodge in your teeth for years. As for the copy: it’s from Crappy Old Books, and the condition is “Good”—our friendly euphemism for “it’s been around the block, possibly brooded on a few windowsills, and may bear the faint perfume of other people’s insomnia.” Expect gentle scuffing, a whisper of page tanning, maybe a crease or two that looks like Pessoa himself pressed a sigh into the paper. The binding is still sturdy, the text clear, and the overall aura wonderfully lived-in—just the way Pessoa would have liked it, because shiny newness never suited existential ennui anyway. In short: this is not just a book, it’s a portable Lisbon café table for your soul. Buy it if you’ve ever stared at a cracked ceiling and thought, “ah, yes, I too am a fragmentary being scribbling notes on the futility of things.” Good condition, great book, gorgeously disquieting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4433/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-book-of-disquiet-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Serpents Tail 9781852422042 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4432 Eddie Hapgood Footballer - From Beyond the Touchline by Lynne Hapgood Eddie Hapgood Footballer – From Beyond the Touchline (2022) by Lynne Hapgood — Condition: Fine (Crappy Old Books) When your captain is literally called Hapgood, you know the football gods were doing a bit of foreshadowing. Eddie Hapgood Footballer – From Beyond the Touchline (Pitch Publishing, 2022, ISBN: 9781801500494) is the spirited, richly researched biography penned by Lynne Hapgood about her father, the legendary Arsenal and England left-back. Eddie wasn’t just a player; he was the captain who marshalled England through the 1930s with a mixture of grit, elegance, and a haircut so sharp it could have split the leather casing of a ball. This is not your run-of-the-mill footballer tale padded out with match stats and sepia photos of men in knee-length shorts (though you get a bit of that too). Instead, it’s family history, social history, and football history braided into one—told with affection, humour, and an occasional ghostly nudge “from beyond the touchline.” The book manages to paint Eddie as both the national hero and the human being who had to navigate fame, family, and the minor inconvenience of a world war. Now, about the copy itself: sold by the delightfully honest Crappy Old Books, but surprise! This one’s in Fine condition. That means no broken spines, no dog-eared penalty corners, no dubious pub-stained fingerprints from someone reliving the Highbury roar. It looks as if Eddie himself has been standing guard over it, arms folded, keeping it spick-and-span with that stern-but-fair captain’s gaze. For once, a book that doesn’t look like it’s been through extra time and a muddy replay. If you like your football biographies with heart, history, and the occasional glimpse of cosmic banter (because let’s face it, “from beyond the touchline” has a nice spectral ring to it), this is the volume for you. Perfect for Arsenal devotees, England nostalgists, or anyone who enjoys tales where the beautiful game meets beautifully told family memoir. In short: Fine condition, fine story, fine player. Which means, for once, Crappy Old Books is selling something that isn’t actually that crappy at all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4432/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eddie-hapgood-footballer-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pitch Publishing 9781801500494 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4431 Ten Contemporary Spanish Women Poets by Terence Dooley Ten Contemporary Spanish Women Poets (2020) by Terence Dooley — Condition: Fine (Crappy Old Books) Step right up, lovers of syllables and seekers of soul-spark! Ten Contemporary Spanish Women Poets (Shearsman Books, 2020, ISBN: 9781848617223) is exactly what it says on the tin, except the tin is actually a sleek paperback, and instead of beans it contains radiant, multilingual lightning bolts disguised as poems. Terence Dooley corrals ten voices here, each a distinct compass point on the map of modern Spanish poetry—voices that whisper, roar, protest, flirt, unravel, and rebuild. Together they prove that contemporary Spain is not just a place of tapas and Almodóvar films, but also of sharp, fiery verse that can cut glass and mend hearts in the same breath. This copy is sold by none other than Crappy Old Books, but (brace yourself) it’s actually in Fine condition. Yes, Fine! As in: no dog-ears, no scrawled marginalia that reads “buy milk,” no tragic battle scars from an encounter with a coffee mug. If anything, this book looks like it has been waiting patiently for you, lounging on the shelf in near-pristine dignity, quietly smug about its lack of blemishes. Don’t worry—it’s still Crappy Old Books, so you’ll get our usual aura of slightly anarchic bookselling charm, but this one is more “polished shoes at a poetry reading” than “muddy boots in the back row.” Inside, the poems traverse everything from daily tenderness to political urgency, from quiet gestures to unflinching declarations. It’s a chorus of perspectives, an anthology that doesn’t just showcase poetry, but insists on poetry as lived life. Reading it is like being invited to ten kitchens, ten midnight walks, ten impassioned conversations—each with its own flavor, cadence, and hidden spark. In short: this is poetry that refuses to be bland. A collection in fine condition, ready to accompany your fine (or perhaps not-so-fine) evenings. Ideal for readers who enjoy a little multiplicity with their metaphors, and for anyone curious about the many ways Spanish women are rewriting what poetry can be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4431/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ten-contemporary-spanish-women-poets-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shearsman Books 9781848617223 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4429 A Thread In The Tapestry by Sarah Churchill A Thread In The Tapestry (1967) by Sarah Churchill (Andrew Deutsch). ISBN: none. Daughter of Winston, actress, painter, poet, and general whirlwind of mid-20th-century glamour—Sarah Churchill was never going to write a quiet little book about knitting. A Thread in the Tapestry is part memoir, part reflection, part theatrical monologue with the stage lights dimmed just so. Churchill lays out her thoughts and recollections in prose that is equal parts candid and polished, a personal weaving together of family history, showbiz sparkle, and the occasional shadow that comes with being forever known as Someone’s Daughter. Published in 1967, when confessional writing was just beginning to nudge aside stiff-upper-lip memoirs, this book hums with personality. One moment you’re reading about her father (yes, that Churchill, cigar and bulldog growl included), the next you’re swept into tales of Hollywood, stage lights, champagne parties, and the inner landscapes of a woman determined to be her own figure in the family tapestry. It’s sharp, it’s stylish, and it has just enough melancholy to stop it floating away on cigarette smoke and sequins. Condition: Near Fine. Which, in Crappy Old Books terminology, means this copy has survived the decades with remarkable dignity. The cover is clean, the binding is tight, and the pages are unruffled—almost as if it has been quietly waiting on a shelf for someone to notice it again. No underlinings, no wine stains, no forgotten theatre tickets pressed between the pages (though we can’t promise you won’t imagine them). This isn’t just a memoir, it’s a slice of cultural history, wrapped in one woman’s distinctive voice. Read it and you’ll feel like you’re sitting across the table from Sarah herself, half amused, half confiding, probably with an ashtray nearby and a glass of something cold in hand. Another small triumph from Crappy Old Books, proving that sometimes the most interesting threads aren’t the thick ones, but the shimmering ones woven in at an angle. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4429/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-thread-in-the-tap[estry-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Andrew Deutsch no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4428 Images of Barbados by Roger Labrucherie Images of Barbados (1979) by Roger Labrucherie (Imagenes Press). ISBN: 9780939302017. Ah, 1979 Barbados: turquoise seas, blindingly white beaches, bougainvillaea climbing every available surface, and tourists wearing shorts that would now get them arrested by the fashion police. Roger Labrucherie’s Images of Barbados is exactly what it says on the tin: a glossy, sun-soaked photo album of the island in its late-70s splendour. The book is crammed with pictures of sugar cane fields, fishing boats, plantation houses, market stalls, carnival costumes, and—of course—the sort of ocean that makes you want to resign from your job immediately and take up permanent hammock residence. But this isn’t just a postcard dump. Labrucherie captures the rhythms of Barbadian life with a kind of wide-eyed enthusiasm that only a 70s coffee-table book can muster. Every shot looks like it’s waiting to be soundtracked by calypso, every caption reads like a travel brochure determined to make you spend your last penny on a plane ticket. There’s a hazy nostalgia baked into every glossy page, a reminder of a pre-internet era when books like this were the closest you could get to “scrolling” paradise. Condition: Very Good. Which, in Crappy Old Books terms, means the colours are still vibrant, the binding is strong, and the only sand in it is purely metaphorical. No torn pages, no mysterious stains—just the faint patina of a book that’s been admired on coffee tables, possibly alongside rum punch, but never sacrificed to a suntan-oil spill. This is the kind of book that will make you want to book a holiday, buy a steel drum, or at the very least put on some sunglasses and pour yourself a cocktail with a silly umbrella in it. Another gem rescued from obscurity by Crappy Old Books, where even your armchair can feel like a deck chair if the photography is good enough. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4428/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/images-of-barbados-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Imagenes Press 9780939302017 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4424 Primitive Architecture by Enrico Guidoni Primitive Architecture (1978) by Enrico Guidoni (Harry N Abrams). ISBN: 0810910268. Before the glass towers, the suburban cul-de-sacs, and the terrifying McMansions with seventeen fake gables, there was—well—architecture at its rawest: huts, totems, longhouses, stone piles, and the kinds of shelters that say “we needed a roof before we needed an architect.” In Primitive Architecture, Enrico Guidoni hauls us back to the dawn of design, when you built things with sticks, stones, and the occasional bone, and the only blueprint was necessity plus a bit of imagination. This 1978 Abrams edition is lavishly illustrated (because what’s the point of a book on huts if you can’t see them?). Think sweeping photos of tribal dwellings, diagrams of structural ingenuity, and a parade of buildings that remind you: humanity’s greatest trick has always been stacking stuff so it doesn’t fall down. Guidoni isn’t here to sneer at “primitive” either—he’s showing how ingenious these early structures are, how they solved problems with elegance, rhythm, and local materials long before “sustainable” was a buzzword. Condition: Very Good. Which, in Crappy Old Books land, means this hefty tome hasn’t been used to prop up a wonky table, nor as a makeshift roof beam. Spine strong, pages clean, no tribal rain damage. You could almost imagine it was carved out of basalt, but no—it’s just paper. Own this book, and suddenly that IKEA flat-pack won’t seem quite so impressive. You’ll look at your plasterboard walls and think: “A Neolithic longhouse would have been sturdier.” It’s an armchair journey into humanity’s oldest obsession: keeping dry, staying warm, and making sure the neighbours are impressed by your hut. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4424/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/primitive-architecture-sep-2025.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harry N Abrams 9780810910263 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4422 House Plant Style by Susan Conder House Plant Style (1993) by Susan Conder (Michael O’Mara Books). ISBN: 9781854799616. Before Instagram made houseplants into lifestyle accessories, Susan Conder was already there, coaxing readers into believing that a peace lily and a strategically placed spider plant could transform their beige 1990s semi-detached into a tropical Eden. House Plant Style is not just about keeping your ficus alive (though good luck with that, it’s probably plotting to die as we speak); it’s about achieving an aesthetic, an aura, a vibe that says, “Yes, I am the kind of person who mists my aspidistra while drinking herbal tea and listening to Sade.” Lavishly photographed, full of luscious foliage and quietly judgmental advice, this book will help you select, style, and possibly even nurture plants in every room—bathroom jungle, kitchen herb corner, boudoir fern grotto, and that one sad cactus in the office that will outlive you all. It’s part design manual, part survival guide for ferns, and part aspirational daydream for anyone who has ever killed a philodendron and wondered if they’re morally bankrupt. Condition: Near Fine. Which means this particular copy has barely been leafed through (pun intended), with only the faintest whiff of dust, as though a plant-lover gently placed it on a shelf between Practical Feng Shui and The Readers Digest Guide to Indoor Carpets. The spine is crisp, the pages are vibrant, and no suspicious potting soil has been ground into the margins. This is more than a book—it’s an alibi. When your monstera looks like it’s auditioning for a part in The Walking Dead, you can point to this stylish manual and insist that you once tried. A nostalgic time capsule of houseplant chic, saved from obscurity by Crappy Old Books, where even ficus-killers deserve a second chance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4422/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/houseplant-style-sep-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael OMara Books 9781854799616 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4421 Wool Pets by Laurie Sharp Wool Pets (2010) by Laurie Sharp (Creative Publishing). ISBN: 9781589235250. Have you ever looked at a pile of wool roving and thought, “What this needs is to become a slightly wonky penguin that will sit on my windowsill and judge me”? Laurie Sharp certainly did. Enter Wool Pets, the felted-fibre wonder book that shows you how to stab at tufts of wool with alarming dedication until they resemble everything from rabbits to hedgehogs, dogs, cats, sheep, and that one animal no one can quite identify but you’ll love anyway. Inside: clear step-by-step instructions, charming photography, and an overwhelming sense that you’ve stumbled into a secret society of wool-stabbers who laugh in the face of traditional plush toy making. The results are quirky, fuzzy, and—if you’ve got patience—almost too cute to live. Almost. Condition: Very Good. Which means this copy has barely been poked, prodded, or stabbed with barbed needles, unlike the wool it celebrates. The cover is clean, the spine is straight, and the pages look as though they’ve only ever been turned with the gentlest of fingertips (possibly belonging to a person with a half-finished felted ferret on the table beside them). This is not just a craft manual—it’s a gateway drug into a world where your spare time is consumed by transforming sheep’s leftovers into miniature menageries. The wool may be soft, but the addiction is real. One day it’s a hamster; the next you’re felting an entire barnyard, and your friends are politely asking why there’s a life-size woolen badger in your hallway. A delightful, fuzzy, slightly dangerous (needle-wise) addition to any crafty bookshelf, rescued and re-homed by Crappy Old Books—because sometimes the best pets are the ones that don’t eat, shed, or leave “presents” on the rug. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4421/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wool-pets-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Creative Publishing 9781589235250 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4420 Nature Crafts With A Microwave by Dawn Cusick Nature Crafts With A Microwave (1994) by Dawn Cusick (Stirling Lark). ISBN: 9780806906676. Yes, you read that correctly. Not “Nature Crafts With a Hot Glue Gun,” not “Nature Crafts With a Pair of Scissors and Too Much Time,” but with a microwave. Dawn Cusick, clearly a fearless pioneer in the 90s craft-book gold rush, looked at her humming beige Whirlpool and thought: “What this needs isn’t reheated pizza—it’s pinecones.” And thus a cult classic was born. Between these perfectly intact (if slightly yellowing) pages, you’ll discover how to use your humble kitchen radiation box to dry flowers, preserve leaves, harden seeds, and create “nature crafts” that smell faintly of popcorn. Expect step-by-step instructions, charming line drawings, and colour photos that scream craft fair chic, complete with moss, acorns, and the occasional seashell that may or may not explode under high wattage. Condition: Good. Which means it’s survived the decades without smelling like scorched bark chips, though the cover may bear a hint of shelf rub, like a pinecone pressed too long in a scrapbook. The spine is solid, the pages intact, and it’s fully capable of inspiring you to nuke an unsuspecting daisy at 600 watts for “artistic purposes.” This isn’t just a craft book—it’s an artifact of that strange 90s moment when microwaves were seen as mystical portals, capable of everything from cooking a baked potato to transforming woodland detritus into a centrepiece. A glorious mashup of nature and technology, like a squirrel running DOS. For collectors of oddball DIY manuals, lovers of kitsch, or anyone who has ever thought “but what if I just put it in the microwave and see what happens?” Another eccentric treasure carefully salvaged by Crappy Old Books, where our stock may be slightly cracked, but never overcooked. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4420/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/natrure-crafts-with-a-microwave-sep-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stirling Lark 9780806906676 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4419 Flower arranging by Jane Newdick and Neil Sutherland Flower Arranging (1989) by Jane Newdick and Neil Sutherland (Colour Library Books). ISBN: 0862837553. Remember when flower arranging was considered both an art and a competitive sport? This glossy late-80s number arrives like a time capsule from the days of Dynasty hair, pastel bridesmaids’ dresses, and wicker everything. Jane Newdick provides the prose, Neil Sutherland the pictures, and together they serve up an avalanche of chrysanthemums, lilies, and the occasional bit of fern that looks like it came straight out of your nan’s hallway. Inside you’ll find the whole arsenal of floral warfare: sprays, cascades, posies, and those oddly triangular constructions that suggest someone was thinking more about Euclidean geometry than roses. The photos are peak 1989—soft focus, bold colour saturation, and the faint suggestion that every bouquet is about to appear on Through the Keyhole. The text is cheerfully practical, explaining how to make arrangements look effortless while actually requiring twenty-seven pins, three types of foam, and a sturdy vase you’ll probably break within a week. Condition: Good. Which in Crappy Old Books language means it’s all intact, the binding holds, and you can flip through without being showered in potpourri dust. Expect some shelfwear, perhaps a faint whiff of perfume (the Avon kind, not the Jo Malone kind), and the sense that this book once lived in a living room where Country Living magazines were carefully fanned out on the coffee table. The dust jacket, if it still clings on, may show signs of having defended itself against a pot plant or two. But fear not—the content is undiminished: glossy photos, bold captions, and instructions that may inspire you to hack at your garden like an overenthusiastic Edward Scissorhands. A perfect specimen for collectors of 80s lifestyle books, lovers of kitsch, or anyone who enjoys the idea of flower arranging as both a pastime and a minor domestic power move. Another bloom plucked fresh from the slightly dusty shelves of Crappy Old Books, where every petal tells a story. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4419/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flower-arranging-sep-2025.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Colour Library Books 9780862837556 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4418 Small Woven Tapestries by Mary Rhodes Small Woven Tapestries (1973) by Mary Rhodes (BT Batsford Ltd). ISBN: 9780713423105. Ah, the seventies—an era when macramé hung in every respectable hallway and people earnestly believed they could remake the world with a loom, some wool, and the better part of a rainy weekend. Mary Rhodes, one of the grande dames of craft publishing, here provides what can only be described as a cheerfully serious introduction to the ancient art of making small woven tapestries. Not great big Bayeux-style battle panoramas, mind you. Small ones. For walls, for gift-giving, for impressing houseguests who secretly wish they could knit but never got past scarves. This volume is crammed with diagrams, colour plates, and instructions written in that unmistakably Batsford tone—half schoolteacher, half kindly aunt, with a faint air of “don’t argue with me, I know what I’m talking about.” Rhodes takes you through warp and weft, looms you can make out of a picture frame, and designs that range from “quaintly geometric” to “did someone drop acid in the dye bath?” It’s all very seventies and all rather wonderful. Condition: Good. Which means the pages are clean, the binding is firm, and you can actually follow the instructions without them disintegrating in your hands. The spine is slightly faded—as if the book itself has stood proudly on a craft shelf for decades, absorbing sunlight while watching generations of yarn stash build up and never be used. Dust jacket may show a nick or two, but nothing that interferes with its ability to announce itself boldly as Small Woven Tapestries. Perfect for the crafty, the nostalgically inclined, or anyone who just enjoys books that come with their own faint smell of wool and wood polish. Also makes an excellent conversation starter: “Oh that? Yes, it’s my 1973 Mary Rhodes tapestry manual. Would you like to see my weft?” Another gloriously unnecessary yet entirely essential title from the ever-dubious vaults of Crappy Old Books, where even faded spines still weave a good yarn. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4418/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/small-woven-tapestries-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd 9780713423105 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4417 The Prince of Wales by Reginald Davis The Prince of Wales (1978) by Reginald Davis (Collins). ISBN: 9780002160421. Back in the late seventies, before Diana, before Balmoral photospreads, before streaming TV documentaries about “the Firm,” Reginald Davis produced this glossy yet curiously square portrait of Charles, Prince of Wales. Davis—who had a knack for photographing and writing about royals as though they were both human and curiously zoological—presents the young heir as a dashing, polo-thwacking, naval-uniform-wearing chap destined for Great Things. It’s a time capsule of the man before he became the man who would be king but not quite yet. Between its pages you’ll find photographic spreads of Charles shaking hands, smiling gamely, standing near Welsh mountains, and generally doing the kind of things that require capital letters in captions. The seventies hair alone is worth the price of admission. Davis writes with the kind of reverence that suggests the subject once lent him a horse, or at least waved from across a lawn. Condition: Good—which, in Crappy Old Books parlance, means the cover is intact, the pages are all present and not welded together by an unfortunate tea spill, and the spine still behaves like a spine. Expect the dust jacket (if present at all) to have done a bit of light sunbathing in someone’s conservatory. Pages may carry a faint whiff of cigarette smoke and Crown Derby biscuit tin storage. But it holds together, much like the monarchy itself, and that’s good enough for us. If you’re into royal memorabilia, retro coffee-table fare, or simply enjoy the slightly awkward charm of a young Charles immortalised in earnest print before a thousand tabloid front pages reshaped the narrative, this book is a minor gem. As a bonus, it can also be used as a handy talking point, a leveller for wobbly furniture, or the beginning of a conversation about how the seventies really did have their own colour palette. A perfect example of what Crappy Old Books does best: serving up yesterday’s tomes with today’s slightly raised eyebrow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4417/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-prince-of-wales-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780002160421 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4416 Stars Off The Record by Rutherford Rau Stars Off The Record (1955) by Rutherford Rau (Eldon Press). No ISBN, because in 1955 nobody had dreamt up such things, and besides, Rau probably wouldn’t have bothered. This is a curious little time capsule of celebrity detritus, gossip, half-truths, and entirely unverified anecdotes about the famous, the nearly-famous, and the sort of people who insisted they were famous but weren’t. Rau, with a typewriter that may or may not have had a working ribbon, cobbles together a patchwork quilt of insider snark, party chatter, and occasional outright character assassination, all wrapped in mid-century optimism and cigarette smoke. Condition: Good, which at Crappy Old Books means it isn’t falling apart in your hands, though it may look like it has been left on a train seat during the Suez Crisis. The pages are intact, they turn, and you can read them without needing gloves, although the book does have that pleasantly fusty perfume that only Eldon Press paper stock can muster. No glossy dust jacket here, but the binding still clings on bravely, like a has-been actor clinging to a single line on a panel show. Expect pencilled underlinings in places where some long-gone reader thought Rau had really nailed it, and possibly a tea-ring from the 1960s. A wonderfully odd souvenir of an era when “celebrity tell-all” meant whisky-stained recollections rather than ghostwritten memoirs. If you like your star gossip with the names changed to avoid libel and your books with just the right amount of wear, this one’s for you. Dust jacket mostly there but with slightly larger tear to back and missing a 1 by 2 in triangle, buts its still more than 90% complete. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4416/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stars-off-the-record-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eldon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4414 The Fauves by Jean-Paul Crespelle The Fauves (1962) — Jean-Paul Crespelle New York Graphic Society | ISBN: none | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Behold the wild beasts of paint—though thankfully they don’t bite, unless you count the color red snapping at your retinas. Jean-Paul Crespelle’s The Fauves (1962) is a gloriously illustrated tour through that brief but blazing moment when Henri Matisse, André Derain, Maurice de Vlaminck, and friends decided polite Impressionist dabs just weren’t loud enough. Instead, they slathered their canvases with violent blues, radioactive oranges, and greens so green they’d make your houseplants blush. This is not your average art history textbook—it’s a safari. You get the sense Crespelle is introducing each painter like a flamboyant zoo exhibit: “Here we see Derain in his natural habitat, armed with a paintbrush the size of a harpoon, aiming straight at your visual cortex.” The book captures the chaos and charm of the Fauves, who were called “wild beasts” by a scandalized critic and said, in essence, “yep, that’s us.” Why this copy matters: Published 1962 by the New York Graphic Society, with the kind of lush reproductions that make you wonder how they crammed so much pigment into paper. Condition: Good. Like an untamed lion in a slightly scuffed cage, it’s seen some years but remains fierce, intact, and ready to roar on your bookshelf. No ISBN. That’s right—it’s from the dignified pre-barcode era, when books relied on charm, not numbers, to find a home. Crappy Old Books stamp of approval. We know a good beast when we see one. So if your living room needs a little savagery, or if you secretly wish your beige walls could scream in cobalt, scarlet, and viridian—this book is your license to unleash. Warning: prolonged reading may inspire you to repaint the bathroom vermillion with turquoise stripes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4414/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fauves-sep-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New York Graphic Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4413 Worpswede - Einfuhrung in Landschaft und Kunst by Wolf-Dietmar Stock Worpswede – Einführung in Landschaft und Kunst (1986) by Wolf-Dietmar Stock Atelier im Bauernhaus, Fischerhude ISBN: 3881321179 Condition: Good (Crappy Old Books definition: still handsome, slightly weathered, not unlike a moorland fisherman in a wool jumper). Welcome to Worpswede, that legendary German artist colony where painters, poets, dreamers, and assorted eccentrics descended upon the moors and never quite left. Wolf-Dietmar Stock’s Einführung in Landschaft und Kunst (literally Introduction to Landscape and Art, but really more like How to Fall in Love with Worpswede in 120 Pages or Less) is your passport into this mist-soaked creative world. Inside, you’ll find the usual suspects: Fritz Mackensen, Otto Modersohn, Paula Modersohn-Becker, Heinrich Vogeler, Hans am Ende, and a whole cast of artistic rebels who traded city life for peat bogs and big skies. It’s not just art history; it’s an illustrated love letter to a place where the landscape is as moody as the painters and as brooding as their canvases. The pages are sprinkled with images—landscapes, portraits, boats, cottages—that feel like a postcard collection curated by someone with a strong fondness for mud and dramatic clouds. Our copy? Respectably Good. The binding is firm, the pages are clean, and the cover still wears its iconic moody sailboat like a badge of atmospheric honour. There may be a few soft creases and a hint of age in the paper (as though it, too, spent a winter in a Worpswede cottage with only peat smoke for company), but overall, it’s a copy that stands tall and proud. At Crappy Old Books, we like to say: not every book needs to be pristine. This one has character—just enough lived-in wear to prove it’s been admired before, without slipping into “found in a flooded attic” territory. It’s the literary equivalent of a secondhand wool coat: stylish, serviceable, and already broken in. So if you’ve ever wanted to wander through Worpswede without muddy boots, this is your chance. A slice of art history, a dash of landscape worship, and a book that hums quietly of northern German moors and paint-splattered easels. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4413/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/worpswede-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Atelier im Bauernhaus 9783881321174 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4412 Das Schlagerbuch - Vom Minnesang zum Rock n Roll by Walter Haas Das Schlagerbuch – Vom Minnesang zum Rock ’n Roll (1957) by Walter Haas Publisher: List Bücher ISBN: none (this was 1957, when book people still thought numbers were just for accountants) Condition: Good (in Crappy Old Books grading: lived-in but sprightly, like a lounge singer on their third encore). This is the book that tries to do it all: Walter Haas takes you on a whirlwind cultural karaoke night, from medieval minnesingers strumming their lutes and sighing at castle windows, through centuries of popular ditties and parlour songs, and somehow lands you smack in the jitterbugging, hip-swinging chaos of rock ’n roll. Imagine Chaucer slow-dancing with Elvis and you’re halfway there. The cover alone deserves applause — a mid-century fever dream of bright geometric blocks, bold lettering, and a wide-mouthed troubadour who looks like he just discovered the electric guitar and isn’t entirely sure how to feel about it. It’s pure 1950s graphic joy, guaranteed to look sharp on any shelf, coffee table, or bohemian bedsit. Our copy sits comfortably in the Good category: the binding is firm, the pages are politely aged (think “nicotine-tinted nostalgia”), and the cover still pops with that jaunty optimism only West German paperbacks of the 1950s could muster. Some minor scuffs and a whisper of wear — but let’s face it, this book has probably outdanced most of us. At Crappy Old Books, we don’t pretend these survivors are pristine museum pieces. We sell them as they are: charming, cheeky, slightly worn cultural relics that still have plenty of rhythm left in their spines. Das Schlagerbuch is part history lesson, part love letter to music, and part time capsule from when paperback design wasn’t afraid to get loud. So if you’ve ever wanted to trace the lineage from medieval serenades to Elvis’s pelvis, this is your jam. Put the record on, crack open the book, and let Walter Haas take you on a foot-tapping, page-turning journey through the soundtrack of the ages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4412/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/das-schlagerbuch-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books List Bucher no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4411 Ancient Greece by HB Cotterill Ancient Greece (1913) — H.B. Cotterill Harrap | ISBN: None (because 1913 laughed at such things) | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Long before glossy coffee-table histories with colour plates and QR codes, there was H.B. Cotterill, bravely attempting in 1913 to distil the entirety of Greek civilisation into one stout volume. Ancient Greece is his love letter to a world of marble temples, toga-clad philosophers, and the occasional Spartan reminding everyone that life really is better with less furniture. This is the Greece of Homeric epics and Olympic games, of democracy still figuring out what “democracy” actually meant, and of gods who meddled so frequently in mortal affairs they might as well have been elected to the Athenian council. Cotterill’s style mixes Edwardian earnestness with a schoolmaster’s relish for detail—expect a sweep of history told in the kind of prose that makes you want to declaim while wearing a laurel wreath. Why this copy? Condition: Good. A century old and still striding like a hoplite: the binding is intact, the pages bear the gentle patina of time, and there may even be that delicious whiff of library dust and empire-era printing ink. No ISBN. Of course not. This book predates the barcode revolution; it was catalogued by librarians armed with nib pens and stern looks. From Crappy Old Books. We rescue venerable tomes like this from the abyss of neglect, dust them down, and offer them up with a wink. After all, “crappy” is relative—this is as glorious a slice of antiquarian earnestness as you’ll find. Specs at a glance Author: H.B. Cotterill Title: Ancient Greece Publisher: Harrap, 1913 ISBN: None Condition: Good This isn’t a breezy introduction with bullet points and illustrations of Doric columns in full colour. It’s a solid Edwardian block of scholarship, infused with admiration for the Greeks and a certain imperial confidence that the Parthenon could be explained in a chapter or two. Reading it is like sitting in on an Oxford tutorial where the don occasionally digresses into Herodotus with barely a pause for breath. Warning: prolonged contact may lead to spontaneous quoting of Pericles, an irresistible urge to holiday in Attica, and the suspicion that you could probably run a city-state if only someone handed you a chiton. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4411/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ancient-greece-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4410 My Life and Game by Bjorn Borg My Life and Game (1981) — Björn Borg Sphere Books | ISBN: 0722117868 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Before Federer glided, before Nadal grunted, before Djokovic scowled—there was Björn Borg. The ice-cool Swede with the headband, the topspin forehand, and the ability to make Centre Court feel like his own back garden. In My Life and Game (Sphere Books, 1981), Borg steps off the baseline long enough to tell his story: how a shy kid with a wooden racquet became the man who defined tennis in the late ’70s and made millions of fans swoon without cracking more than half a smile. It’s part autobiography, part tactical manual, part time capsule of an era when shorts were short, hair was long, and Wimbledon felt like a summer romance. Borg reveals the grind of the tour, the mental chess of five-set epics, and the odd existential moment of wondering why anyone would ever want to volley. It’s as close as you’ll get to sitting courtside with him—minus the sweatbands. Why this copy? Condition: Good. A veteran of many changeovers: some creasing here, a touch of shelf-wear there, but the binding is still as resilient as Borg in a fifth set. Sphere Books, 1981 edition. Straight from the golden age of tennis paperbacks, when publishing houses still thought a sports memoir should double as a coach’s notebook. From Crappy Old Books. Sure, we usually peddle philosophers and forgotten union histories. But sometimes we like to lob a tennis classic over the net just to keep you guessing. Specs at a glance Author: Björn Borg Title: My Life and Game Publisher: Sphere Books, 1981 ISBN: 0722117868 Condition: Good This is the book that shows you how Borg thought, played, and occasionally smiled—equal parts cool detachment and volcanic drive. You’ll get behind-the-scenes glimpses of locker rooms, practice courts, and the lonely hotel nights between Grand Slam triumphs. More than anything, it’s a portrait of a man who made winning look effortless, even when it nearly broke him. Warning: may cause sudden urges to wear a headband, invest in a wooden Donnay racquet, and challenge unsuspecting relatives to a “friendly” best-of-five in the garden. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4410/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-life-my-game-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books 9780722117866 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4409 Scenes From Later Life by William Cooper Scenes From Later Life (1984) — William Cooper Methuen | ISBN: 9780413531100 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books William Cooper had a knack for capturing English life in all its low-boil absurdity, and Scenes From Later Life is proof that even the supposedly “quiet years” are brimming with comic drama. Published in 1984 by Methuen, this novel continues Cooper’s long-standing project of charting the everyday lives of not-so-everyday people with warmth, irony, and the occasional dry jab. Here we meet Joe Lunn, Cooper’s long-serving fictional alter ego, older now but still tripping over the quirks of post-war Britain. Retirement, respectability, and the faint whiff of decline hang in the air—but Cooper refuses to let his characters go gently into that good night of golf and garden clubs. Instead, the later years are full of entanglements, awkward encounters, and the delicious absurdities of a life that keeps happening whether you’re ready for it or not. Why this copy? Condition: Good. The spine has been opened, but it still stands tall; the pages show honest signs of being read without any tea stains too scandalous. It’s aged like the book’s own protagonist—lived-in but presentable. Methuen, 1984 edition. A proper old-school British publication, from the days when novels came with just the right dusting of irony. From Crappy Old Books. We don’t only deal in heavy histories and medieval chronicles—we also rescue wry English novels that prove “later life” is just a stage for more scenes. Specs at a glance Author: William Cooper Title: Scenes From Later Life Publisher: Methuen, 1984 ISBN: 9780413531100 Condition: Good This isn’t a novel of explosions or scandals; it’s a comedy of observation, the kind of book that makes you nod, chuckle, and occasionally wince at how well it nails the business of aging, friendship, and muddling through. Cooper’s style is deceptively light, quietly profound, and sneakily funny—the literary equivalent of a pint in a pub where the conversation is better than the beer. Warning: may cause wry smiles, nostalgic sighs, and the faint suspicion that your own “later life” might be closer than you thought. Includes a type written personal letter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4409/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scenes-from-later-life-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413531100 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4408 Another Great Day At Sea by Geoff Dyer Another Great Day at Sea (2014) — Geoff Dyer Canongate Books | ISBN: 9781782113362 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Geoff Dyer is the kind of writer who can make anything funny, awkward, profound, and faintly embarrassing—sometimes all in the same paragraph. In Another Great Day at Sea, he takes his restless curiosity aboard the USS George H.W. Bush, one of the largest aircraft carriers in the world. It’s a steel floating city full of rituals, routines, and jet engines that could swallow a man whole, and into this disciplined universe wanders Dyer, a writer more accustomed to cafés than combat drills. What follows is a fish-out-of-water chronicle of two weeks at sea: meeting sailors who sleep in bunk beds stacked like sardine tins, observing fighter pilots who roar off the deck with terrifying nonchalance, and trying to make sense of a place where “free time” means queuing for the gym or watching the ocean stubbornly refuse to change. Dyer is irreverent, wide-eyed, and very much himself, which is to say: hilariously unsuited and yet the perfect narrator for such an environment. Why this copy? Condition: Good. The cover is crisp, the pages clean, the corners only slightly rolled—as if someone read it while reclining in a deck chair rather than a cockpit. Canongate Books, 2014 edition. A handsome volume, sturdy enough to survive an aircraft-carrier landing, or at least a splash of seawater from your commute. From Crappy Old Books. We specialise in books that have lived a little, and this one has the faint aura of jet fuel and institutional coffee, which is exactly as it should be. Specs at a glance Author: Geoff Dyer Title: Another Great Day at Sea Publisher: Canongate Books, 2014 ISBN: 9781782113362 Condition: Good This is travel writing at its quirkiest: less about the far horizon and more about the claustrophobic charm of life aboard a machine of war. Dyer finds poetry in the routines, comedy in the discipline, and absurdity in his own inability to keep up. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, you’ll probably thank your stars you’re not stuck in a ship with 5,000 other people and very little privacy. Warning: may cause daydreams of joining the Navy for about five minutes, followed by the sudden realisation that you really, really like personal space. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4408/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/another-great-day-at-sea-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cannongate Books 9781782113362 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4406 Lit Life by Kurt Wenzel Lit Life (2002) — Kurt Wenzel Random House | ISBN: 9780375760310 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the Upper East Side in the late ’90s: where novelists strut like minor deities, editors sweat over their espresso, and everyone secretly hopes the New York Times Book Review will save (or destroy) their career with a single paragraph. In Kurt Wenzel’s Lit Life, the publishing world gets the satirical X-ray treatment, revealing a landscape equal parts glamorous and absurd, where literary ambition rubs shoulders with neuroses, martinis, and too many bad book parties. The novel juggles a gallery of characters—some desperate, some deluded, some drunk on advance money—trying to survive in the swirling circus of Manhattan letters. Think The Devil Wears Prada, but swap the handbags for manuscripts and the catwalks for writing desks. Wenzel skewers the egos of authors, the foibles of editors, and the oddball ways in which literature and commerce hold each other in a mutually exasperated embrace. Why this copy? Condition: Good. A veteran of its own publishing journey—cover still bright, pages intact, spine with just the right creases to suggest someone read it at a café while pretending to be noticed. Random House 2002 edition. Crisp satire in its original hardback-born form, a time capsule of the book world just before Kindles came to ruin the cocktail banter. From Crappy Old Books. We don’t just shovel medieval chronicles and union memoirs onto your shelves—sometimes we bring you novels that remind you why publishing people are both maddening and irresistible. Specs at a glance Author: Kurt Wenzel Title: Lit Life Publisher: Random House, 2002 ISBN: 9780375760310 Condition: Good This is the kind of novel that makes you laugh at the industry while quietly recognising your own secret wish to have a book launch with too much cheap wine. A comedy of manners, a skewering of pretension, and a reminder that in publishing—as in life—everybody’s faking it until the second print run. Warning: may cause sudden urges to wear black turtlenecks, start a manuscript you’ll never finish, or casually drop the phrase “my agent” into dinner conversation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4406/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lit-life-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Random House 9780375760310 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4405 Skilled at all Trades - The History of the Farmworkers Union 1947-1984 by Bob Wynn Skilled at all Trades: The History of the Farmworkers Union 1947–1984 (1993) — Bob Wynn Transport and General Workers Union | ISBN: 1873639023 | Condition: Very Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Pitchforks, ploughshares, and picket lines—welcome to the story of the people who kept Britain fed while also learning the fine art of organised resistance. In Skilled at all Trades, union historian Bob Wynn digs into the roots and rows of the Farmworkers’ Union between 1947 and 1984, showing how the men and women of the fields weren’t just sowing wheat and mucking out cows—they were cultivating solidarity, rights, and a decent wage packet. This is not a quaint pastoral tale with cows lowing in the background; it’s the chronicle of rural workers discovering their collective muscle in an era when tractors were getting bigger, food systems were industrialising, and unions were finding their voices in surprising places. Expect minutes from meetings, accounts of strikes, and portraits of people who could handle a scythe in one hand and a union rulebook in the other. Why this copy? Condition: Very Good. Almost as sturdy as a well-oiled tractor: the spine holds, the pages are clean, and the margins haven’t been trampled by muddy boots. Published by the TGWU. This isn’t some distant academic account—it’s the union telling its own story, equal parts history book and love letter to the rank and file. From Crappy Old Books. We don’t just deal in medieval bishops and obscure thrillers. Occasionally, we serve up a slab of industrial heritage that still smells faintly of overalls and thermos flasks. Specs at a glance Author: Bob Wynn Title: Skilled at all Trades: The History of the Farmworkers Union 1947–1984 Publisher: Transport and General Workers Union, 1993 ISBN: 1873639023 Condition: Very Good This is the sort of book that makes you want to roll up your sleeves, grab a union banner, and hum a folk tune about solidarity while the combine harvester rumbles in the background. It’s earnest, detailed, sometimes unexpectedly funny (union minutes often are), and always grounded in the belief that rural labour deserves respect. Warning: prolonged reading may cause spontaneous humming of “Solidarity Forever,” a sudden desire to negotiate over tea breaks, and the realisation that without farmworkers, nobody eats. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4405/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/skilled-at-all-trades-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Transport and General Workers Union 9781873639023 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4403 The Good CD Guide 1993 by Christopher Pollard The Good CD Guide 1993 (1992) — Christopher Pollard Gramophone | ISBN: 9780902470385 | Condition: Near Fine | Sold by Crappy Old Books Before Spotify playlists, before algorithmic “Discover Weekly,” before the existential dread of a 10,000-track MP3 folder you never curated—there was the CD. Shiny, circular, mysteriously indestructible until you sneezed near it, and best appreciated with a copy of The Good CD Guide 1993 propped on your knee. Edited by Christopher Pollard and published by Gramophone in 1992, this guide is a glorious time capsule of the digital dawn. Inside you’ll find reviews, recommendations, and the kind of reassuring authority that only critics armed with bow ties, fountain pens, and very strong opinions about Mahler symphonies could provide. From Karajan’s endless Beethoven cycles to obscure chamber recordings of music you didn’t know existed, this book is like a Michelin guide for your hi-fi rack. Why this copy? Condition: Near Fine. Practically pristine, as if it’s been sitting politely on a shelf waiting for its moment to shine again. The pages are crisp, the spine uncreased—clearly treated with the reverence due to a CD-era oracle. Gramophone stamp of approval. If you wanted to know in 1992 which recording of Elgar’s Enigma Variations would impress your neighbour’s golden retriever, this was the book you turned to. From Crappy Old Books. We don’t just flog medieval chronicles and forgotten thrillers; sometimes we rescue reference works that smell faintly of hi-fi shops and velvet listening rooms. Specs at a glance Author/Editor: Christopher Pollard Title: The Good CD Guide 1993 Publisher: Gramophone, 1992 ISBN: 9780902470385 Condition: Near Fine This isn’t just a guide—it’s a backstage pass to the classical music world of the early ‘90s, when the compact disc was king and everyone thought “remastered” meant sonic perfection. Dip in and you’ll hear the faint echo of a hi-fi salesman insisting that your life won’t be complete without a separate DAC. Warning: prolonged browsing may cause sudden urges to reorganise your CD collection alphabetically, or to haunt charity shops in search of a long-deleted Philips box set. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4403/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-good-cd-guide-1993-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gramophone 9780902470385 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4397 A Dictionary of Geography by WG Moore A Dictionary of Geography (1950) by W.G. Moore (Penguin Reference Books) — Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books You know what they say: never judge a book by its cover—especially if that cover has recently been glued back on with the tender loving care of a battlefield medic applying stitches. Yes, this 1950 Penguin reference treasure came to us in a state that could politely be called “geographically dislocated” (the body had parted ways with the cover), but after a careful round of literary first aid, it now stands proudly whole once again. Think of it as a vintage atlas with a hip replacement: sturdy, dependable, and ready for another fifty years of service. Inside, you’ll find a glorious mid-century attempt to pin down the sprawling world of geography into tidy alphabetical order. Mountains, rivers, peninsulas, archipelagos—it’s all here, explained in the no-nonsense tone of a schoolmaster who expects you to know your Dardanelles from your Delaware. There’s something wonderfully grounding about a reference book from 1950. For one thing, half the world still hadn’t been rebranded by post-colonial renaming. Expect to bump into countries and borders that have since vanished into history, which makes this dictionary not only a tool of enlightenment but also a fossil record of geopolitics gone by. Condition-wise, this copy is officially Good, but thanks to its restorative surgery, it’s now more solid than many books half its age. The cover is snug, the pages remain crisp, and the book has that dignified air of a Penguin reference that has seen classrooms, libraries, and perhaps the odd kitchen table map quiz. Whether you’re a geography buff, a retro reference collector, or just someone who likes the idea of owning a time capsule that casually explains the world as it was three-quarters of a century ago, this is a book worth giving shelf space to. And if nothing else, it’s living proof that with a dab of glue and a bit of patience, the world really can be put back together. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4397/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dictionary-of-geography-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Reference Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4396 The Liars Club by Mary Karr The Liars’ Club (1996) by Mary Karr (Picador), ISBN: 9780330344586 — Condition: Good, as sold by Crappy Old Books Ah, memoir. That slippery genre where truth and embellishment rub shoulders like two old drinkers in a Texan bar. Mary Karr’s The Liars’ Club blew the hinges off the doors of the confessional in the mid-90s, recounting her stormy East Texas childhood with a voice that is equal parts bruised, sharp, and laugh-out-loud funny. If you like your autobiography neat, tidy, and politely restrained, look away now. Karr hands you the bottle and tells you to pour until you see double. This isn’t just a tale of childhood—it’s a family saga where dysfunction is practically a hobby. Mothers who may or may not be plotting murder, fathers who could charm snakes, and a young Mary navigating it all with a wit sharper than a mesquite thorn. Think To Kill a Mockingbird stripped of its innocence and reimagined by someone who has seen the underside of every rock in town and still manages to spin it into gold. Our copy is Good, which in Crappy Old Books parlance means it’s perfectly sound for reading, though it may show the signs of a book that’s been picked up, thumbed through, and possibly chuckled over by someone who recognised their own family in these pages (and then quietly put it back before anyone noticed). The spine is standing tall, the pages intact, and the spirit of East Texas chaos still lingers faintly between the covers. If you’ve ever wondered whether your own family qualifies as “a bit much,” Mary Karr will either reassure you that things could be worse, or confirm that, yes, every family is a travelling circus in disguise. Either way, you’ll come out grinning, wincing, and maybe calling your mother. Buy it, read it, and welcome yourself to the club—no liars’ oath required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4396/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-liars-club-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330344586 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4395 A Guide To Maya Ruins by C Bruce Hunter A Guide to Maya Ruins (1974) by C. Bruce Hunter – University of Oklahoma Press ISBN: 080611214X | Condition: Very Good | From Crappy Old Books Indiana Jones may have had the hat, but C. Bruce Hunter had something far more useful: a guidebook. A Guide to Maya Ruins (1974) is the trusty companion for anyone who has ever stared at a photograph of Chichén Itzá, Palenque, or Tikal and thought, “Yes, but how do I get there, and where’s the nearest place to buy a cold drink?” Part history, part travel manual, and part archaeological love letter, Hunter leads readers through the jungles and plazas of the ancient Maya with equal measures of scholarship and practicality. This copy is in very good condition—meaning it has probably not survived a trip through the Yucatán in a sweaty backpack, but instead lived a quieter life, perhaps on the shelf of an armchair adventurer who liked the idea of tromping through ruins more than the mosquitoes. The cover shows just a touch of wear, enough to suggest that someone flipped through it with intention, possibly while dreaming of booking a flight. The spine remains solid, the pages are intact, and the book itself is ready for another journey—physical or purely imaginative. Inside, Hunter does what Google Maps still struggles to do today: he makes sense of sprawling, labyrinthine sites. He explains not only the architectural layout but also the cultural context—how these cities thrived, why their pyramids were built, and what stories the glyphs whisper from the walls. Whether you’re plotting a pilgrimage to the ruins themselves or just indulging in some academic wanderlust, this guide offers clarity, insight, and a surprising amount of charm. For travellers, it’s a throwback to a time when guidebooks were treasures in themselves. For historians, it’s a snapshot of how the Maya world was presented in the mid-20th century—before mass tourism trampled the undergrowth. And for collectors, it’s a handsome University of Oklahoma Press paperback in very good shape, a piece of scholarly travel literature that’s held up almost as well as the ruins it describes. So here it is: A Guide to Maya Ruins, a 1974 classic that proves you don’t need snakes, whips, or collapsing temples to enjoy the mystery of the Maya—just a sturdy paperback and a willingness to get a little lost. Crappy Old Books: rescuing travel companions who are still ready to go exploring, one dusty shelf at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4395/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-guide-to-maya-ruins-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of Oklahoma Press 9780806112145 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4394 The Naval War Of 1812 by Theodore Roosevelt The Naval War of 1812 (1999) by Theodore Roosevelt – Da Capo Press ISBN: 9780306809101 | Condition: Good (like new) | From Crappy Old Books Before he was charging up San Juan Hill or wrangling moose into political cartoons, Theodore Roosevelt was a bespectacled 23-year-old with far too much energy and an obsession with naval history. The result: The Naval War of 1812, first published in 1882, a book so detailed, so brimming with youthful bravado, that it shocked the scholarly world into admitting, “This Roosevelt fellow might be going places.” In it, young Teddy dissects the War of 1812 ship by ship, broadside by broadside. He compares American frigates to their Royal Navy opponents with a meticulous eye, praising seamanship where it’s due and demolishing national myths where they don’t hold water. The prose is scholarly yet passionate, the arguments sharp enough to cut sailcloth, and the patriotism unmistakable. If you’ve ever wanted to feel the salt spray and smell the gunpowder while simultaneously attending a very intense dinner lecture, this is your book. This 1999 Da Capo Press edition comes with the benefit of hindsight, modern typesetting, and a sturdy paperback binding that won’t fall apart mid-battle. Our copy is in good, like-new condition—which in Crappy Old Books parlance means it looks as if it’s never been near a rucksack, library, or actual ocean spray. No bent pages, no cracked spine, no underlining from over-zealous midshipmen. Honestly, if Roosevelt himself had kept this copy, it would have survived his rough-riding years intact. For historians, this remains a classic study—still cited for its rigour. For Roosevelt fans, it’s the origin story of a man who turned historical footnotes into political destiny. And for readers who just love a good sea yarn told with intellectual gusto, it’s as lively now as it was in 1882. So here it is: The Naval War of 1812, Roosevelt’s maiden voyage into print, preserved in a like-new 1999 reissue—because even a century later, the war of words and warships still sails on. Crappy Old Books: rescuing unread masterpieces so you can finally give them the voyage they deserve. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4394/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-naval-war-of-1812-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Da Capo Press 9780306809101 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4393 The Road to Canterbury - A Modern Pilgrimage by Shirley Du Boulay The Road to Canterbury: A Modern Pilgrimage (1994) by Shirley Du Boulay – Fount ISBN: 9780006279600 | Condition: Fine | From Crappy Old Books Forget the days of Chaucer’s bawdy travellers swapping tales on horseback—Shirley Du Boulay’s The Road to Canterbury brings the pilgrimage bang up to date (well, 1994’s idea of “modern”). This isn’t about knights, millers, or wives of Bath; it’s about the quiet rediscovery of an ancient spiritual journey in a world more familiar with motorway service stations than medieval shrines. Du Boulay, a former BBC producer turned spiritual writer, charts the footsteps, stories, and resonances of Canterbury pilgrimages for those of us who don’t own a horse but might still be tempted by a stout pair of walking boots and a thermos. This copy is in fine condition, which in Crappy Old Books terms means it has been treated with nearly reverential care. No bent corners, no creased spine, no mud-splattered margins suggesting it ever travelled in a rucksack on the actual road to Canterbury. Instead, it looks as though it has made its journey from printer to shelf to your hands with barely a scuff—a sort of armchair pilgrimage in book form. Inside, Du Boulay weaves together history, reflection, and personal exploration. She asks what pilgrimage means in an age when most of us travel for business or leisure, not penance or prayer. Is the search for meaning any less urgent today than in the 14th century? Can the walk itself—the slow rhythm of one foot after another—still unlock the sacred in a restless modern world? For the spiritually curious, this book offers inspiration without demanding blisters. For lovers of travel writing, it’s a chance to see England’s ancient routes reframed through contemporary eyes. And for collectors, it’s a crisp 1994 Fount edition in condition fine enough to make Chaucer’s pilgrims blush. So here it is: The Road to Canterbury: A Modern Pilgrimage, a book that promises you don’t need a mule or a psalter to seek out meaning—just a willingness to take the first step. Crappy Old Books: guiding you on life’s journeys, one improbably fine paperback at a time. Condition near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4393/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-road-to-canterbury-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fount 9780006279600 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4392 Calm at Sunset Calm at Dawn by Paul Watkins Calm at Sunset, Calm at Dawn (1994) by Paul Watkins – Hutchinson ISBN: 9780091739140 | Condition: Good | Ex-library from Borough of Barnet | From Crappy Old Books Don’t be fooled by the title—Paul Watkins’s Calm at Sunset, Calm at Dawn is less about serenity and more about the perilous, salt-crusted life at sea. This is a novel steeped in danger, storms, and the unforgiving rhythm of the Atlantic. It’s a tale of fishing boats, family ties, and the unspoken truths between fathers and sons who risk their lives daily while the rest of us complain about traffic. Watkins, who published his first book at a scandalously young age, writes with the sort of clarity that makes you feel the deck sway beneath your feet. This particular copy is in good condition—which, in Crappy Old Books language, means it’s still seaworthy. There’s the usual light wear you’d expect from a volume that once belonged to the Borough of Barnet Public Library: library stamps, lending slips, perhaps a ghost of that faint library smell that conjures up the quiet rustle of shelves and the clunk of date stamps. The spine is strong, the pages are intact, and if you look closely, you might even spot the tiniest watermark from the book having weathered its own kind of storm—readers’ hands. Inside, you’ll find prose that shifts from lyrical calm to gut-punching grit as quickly as a weather front. Watkins has a knack for evoking the sea as both cradle and killer—majestic one moment, merciless the next. If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to chase fish in freezing waters with only hope and diesel fumes to keep you going, this is your book. For collectors, this is a handsome Hutchinson edition with the extra charm of library history. For readers, it’s a reminder that “calm” at sea is never guaranteed. And for those who enjoy novels of men, oceans, and the thin line between survival and surrender—it’s a catch worth keeping. So here it is: Calm at Sunset, Calm at Dawn, an ex-library survivor from Barnet, still carrying the quiet dignity of its lending past, ready to head out on another voyage—this time from your shelf. Crappy Old Books: dredging up fine catches from the deep waters of library discard piles. Ex-library book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4392/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/calm-at-sunset-calm-at-dawn-sep-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson 9780091739140 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4391 Familiar Wars by Julietta Harvey Familiar Wars (1987) by Julietta Harvey – Michael Joseph ISBN: None (1987 editions didn’t always shout their numbers) | Condition: Good | Ex-library from City of Westminster Public Libraries | Available from Crappy Old Books Imagine a book that’s part historical rumination, part literary skirmish—well, that’s Familiar Wars. Julietta Harvey takes us into the quiet yet complex battles fought within family, memory, and identity. It’s not about epic battlefield charges, but about the emotional skirmishes that echo through generations, reshaping what “familiar” truly means. This copy has lived a life. It’s stamped, shelved, and (likely) checked out from Westminster Public Libraries more than a few times. The library markings lend it character—just enough to say, “I’ve served a public good,” without diminishing the text within. The spine is intact, the pages are complete, and the cover carries the faintest whisper of use. In Crappy Old Books terms: good condition, with distinction. Inside, Harvey blends history and memoir with a touch of scholarly flair. She excavates personal and cultural landscapes shaped by migration, belonging, and the unquiet ties we inherit. Her tone? Thoughtful, probing, and never dull—ever the quiet reversal of what we expect when looking at the familiar. For readers, it’s an invitation to look at your own “familiar wars” and wonder how they’ve shaped you. For collectors, it’s a literary relic from the late 1980s—British, literary, and weighed down only by the soft echo of library history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4391/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/familiar-wars-sep-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph 9780718128234 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4390 Reclaiming Sanity by Laurel Shaler Reclaiming Sanity (2017) by Laurel Shaler – David C Cook ISBN: 9781434710420 | Condition: Good | From Crappy Old Books Life has a way of knocking us sideways—bad relationships, toxic workplaces, a news cycle that never seems to stop screaming. In Reclaiming Sanity (2017), Laurel Shaler—counselor, professor, and professional voice of calm—offers a guide to taking back your peace of mind when everything around you feels designed to shred it. This isn’t about pretending everything’s fine while your eye twitches. It’s about practical strategies, grounded in faith, to heal emotional wounds and live steadier, healthier, and saner. This copy comes to you in good condition, which in the Crappy Old Books world means it has already done some emotional heavy lifting. The cover shows light wear, the spine has been gently flexed, and the pages may have witnessed a few late-night underline sessions from a reader whispering, “Yes, this, exactly this.” But it’s intact, sturdy, and ready to keep offering wisdom—sort of like a well-used but still reliable yoga mat for your soul. Inside, Shaler covers topics like dealing with trauma, breaking free from unhealthy cycles, and embracing hope. She doesn’t write like an aloof clinician—this is compassionate, straightforward, and sprinkled with encouragement that doesn’t feel like saccharine self-help. It’s the kind of book you keep by your bed for a reality check when life tips too far into chaos. For readers on a journey of faith and healing, it’s a supportive voice. For counselors and ministry leaders, it’s a resource to hand to someone who needs grounding and hope. And for collectors of contemporary Christian living books, it’s a solid David C Cook paperback that has survived its first life and is more than ready for a second. So here it is: Reclaiming Sanity, a 2017 guide to making peace with yourself and your past, in good, gently-travelled condition. Not pristine—but then again, neither is life, and that’s exactly the point. Crappy Old Books: offering slightly worn companions for life’s bumpy roads. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4390/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reclaiming-sanity-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David C Cook 9781434710420 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4389 Forever - Why You Cant Live Without It by Paul Davif Tripp Forever: Why You Can’t Live Without It (2011) by Paul David Tripp – Zondervan ISBN: 9780310328186 | Condition: Good | From Crappy Old Books Most self-help books try to give you ten steps to a better life, or at least a better wardrobe. Paul David Tripp goes one bigger—he talks about forever. In Forever: Why You Can’t Live Without It (2011), Tripp argues that every longing, every ambition, every restless night staring at the ceiling is really about eternity. It’s not just theology—it’s a lens for seeing why humans keep dreaming beyond the here-and-now, even when the here-and-now involves overdue bills and questionable leftovers in the fridge. This copy comes to you in good condition, which at Crappy Old Books translates to: it’s been read, it’s been lived with, maybe it’s even been tossed into a bag for a church retreat or balanced on a nightstand under a glass of water. The spine has held firm, the pages are clean, and the cover shows just enough wear to prove it wasn’t bought for show and then ignored. This is a working book, one that has already started a conversation or two. Inside, Tripp combines biblical insight with real-life examples—relationships, work, struggles, joys—and shows how they all point toward a craving for something bigger, something eternal. His style is practical but hopeful: less “ivory tower theologian” and more “wise friend at the coffee shop, reminding you that your story is part of something infinitely larger.” For readers of faith, it’s a call to reframe daily frustrations in the light of eternity. For the spiritually curious, it’s a reminder that our deepest desires are less about Netflix recommendations and more about meaning. And for collectors of Christian living books, it’s a solid Zondervan edition, gently used and ready to be used again. So here it is: Forever: Why You Can’t Live Without It, in good condition—because unlike eternity, paperbacks don’t last forever, but this one is hanging on just fine. Crappy Old Books: finding the eternal truths in slightly worn covers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4389/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/forever-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zondervan 9780310328186 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4388 Subverting The Power Of Prejudice by Sandra L Barnes Subverting the Power of Prejudice (2006) by Sandra L. Barnes – IVP Academic ISBN: 9780830833399 | Condition: Good | From Crappy Old Books Prejudice: it’s older than the printing press, stickier than chewing gum on a shoe, and unfortunately just as widespread. In Subverting the Power of Prejudice (2006), sociologist Sandra L. Barnes takes on the hard questions of race, class, faith, and community, and shows how individuals and institutions can push back against the systems that keep people boxed in. This isn’t armchair theory—it’s a thoughtful, data-rich, and hope-filled exploration of how to dismantle bias and build something healthier in its place. This particular copy comes to you in good condition—which, in Crappy Old Books language, means it has clearly been read, possibly wrestled with in a graduate seminar, maybe even bristled with a few underlinings in the margins (though none so fierce as to ruin the text). The spine is holding up, the pages are all present, and the cover shows the kind of light wear that suggests it once lived in a backpack full of other earnest academic paperbacks. Inside, Barnes draws on sociology, theology, and lived experience to address prejudice not only as a personal failing but as a social force that can be resisted and reshaped. She brings the subject down to earth with case studies, real-life examples, and practical strategies. This is not about finger-wagging—it’s about empowerment, about understanding how prejudice works so that it can be undone. For students, it’s an accessible introduction to a complex topic. For educators, it’s a resource that sparks dialogue rather than shuts it down. And for general readers, it’s a reminder that big change starts in small, sometimes uncomfortable, but ultimately transformative conversations. So here it is: Subverting the Power of Prejudice, a 2006 IVP Academic title in good, honest, slightly-travelled condition. Not pristine, but then again, neither is the world it’s trying to change. Crappy Old Books: giving a second life to well-used guides for making the world a little fairer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4388/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/subverting-the-power-of-prejudice-sep-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books IVP Academic 9780830833399 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4387 A Short History od British Expansion the Modern Empire and Commonwealth by James A Williamson A Short History of British Expansion: The Modern Empire and Commonwealth (1964) by James A. Williamson – Macmillan & Co. ISBN: None (1964, back when publishers still thought footnotes were enough) | Condition: Good | From Crappy Old Books Once upon a time, the sun allegedly never set on the British Empire. (Spoiler: it eventually did, but not before a lot of maps were coloured pink.) In A Short History of British Expansion: The Modern Empire and Commonwealth (1964), James A. Williamson takes on the herculean task of compressing centuries of imperial growth, missteps, and transformations into one “short” history. And by short, he means short in the way a Sunday paper is “light reading”—substantial, packed with detail, and just long enough to make you feel very informed while finishing your second cup of tea. This copy is in good condition, which in Crappy Old Books parlance translates to: it’s got a bit of wear, but it’s still more shipshape than half the vessels that carried empire-builders across the seas. The cover may show its age, the spine has probably stood at attention through many a student’s history course, but the text is complete, sturdy, and eager to recount tales of colonisation, trade, and the bumpy transition into what became the Commonwealth. Inside, Williamson leads you briskly from the early phases of overseas expansion into the tangled web of the modern empire. You’ll sail through colonies, protectorates, mandates, and dominions, pausing along the way to wonder how exactly Britain managed to administer tea plantations, railways, and cricket matches in places thousands of miles from London. It’s history writ large, told with clarity and authority, though inevitably with that mid-20th-century academic tone that’s equal parts sober and sweeping. For collectors, this is a mid-century Macmillan publication with all the gravitas that implies. For readers, it’s a time capsule of how empire was taught and understood in the 1960s—a mixture of analysis, narrative, and the occasional eyebrow-raising phrasing that reminds us how perspectives have shifted since. And for the simply curious, it’s the kind of book that lets you drop phrases like “Dominion status” and “Commonwealth cohesion” into casual conversation. So here it is: A Short History of British Expansion: The Modern Empire and Commonwealth, a 1964 classic in good condition, ready to take you around the globe without ever leaving your armchair. Crappy Old Books: we bring you the empire in paperback form—no passport required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4387/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-short-history-of-british-expansion-sep-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4386 Shrines and Pilgrimages by Peter Bourne Shrines and Pilgrimages (1965) by Peter Bourne – Virtue and Company ISBN: None (1965 didn’t bother with ISBNs; holiness travels without barcodes) | Condition: Good | From Crappy Old Books There are guidebooks, and then there are GUIDEBOOKS. Peter Bourne’s Shrines and Pilgrimages (1965) falls squarely into the latter category: a heartfelt exploration of holy places and the people who feel compelled to journey to them. Whether it’s a centuries-old cathedral, a tucked-away chapel, or a spot in the countryside made sacred by legend, Bourne sets out to map the spiritual landscape of pilgrimage with warmth, curiosity, and just enough detail to make you want to lace up your boots and follow along. This particular copy comes to you in good condition—which, in Crappy Old Books parlance, means it’s done a little pilgrimage of its own. Perhaps it once sat in a parish library, perhaps it was thumbed by a would-be traveller planning a spiritual road trip, or perhaps it’s simply spent the last fifty years contemplating eternity from a bookshelf. The cover shows a touch of shelfwear, the pages may carry the faintest patina of age, but everything is intact, sturdy, and ready for its next journey. Inside, Bourne writes with the sort of reverence and narrative charm that makes you feel you’ve been whisked away on a coach tour with an unusually well-read priest as your guide. He situates shrines not only in terms of faith but also in the lives of the communities around them—how these places become anchors of tradition, memory, and hope. It’s part travelogue, part history, part spiritual meditation. For collectors, this is a lovely mid-century publication from Virtue and Company—a publisher that knew how to balance accessible writing with handsome presentation. For readers, it’s an invitation to step into the world of pilgrimage without ever leaving your armchair (though you may be tempted to pack a bag afterward). And for anyone who loves books with a bit of quiet charm, this one practically hums with it. So here it is: Shrines and Pilgrimages, a 1965 classic in good condition—aged gracefully, travelled lightly, and still ready to lead you down the road less taken. Crappy Old Books: sending well-worn guides on their second pilgrimages, straight to your bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4386/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shrines-and-pilgrimages-sep-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Virtue and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4384 Art of the Ancient Near East by Seton Lloyd Art of the Ancient Near East (1974) by Seton Lloyd – Thames and Hudson ISBN: 0500200106 | Condition: Good | From Crappy Old Books Before there were Picassos and Pollocks, before Impressionism and Instagram, there was the art of the Ancient Near East. Think colossal statues glaring down through millennia, intricate carvings that made clay look glamorous, and reliefs that told stories with more drama than a Netflix box set. In Art of the Ancient Near East (1974), Seton Lloyd takes you on a grand tour of the cultures that shaped the earliest forms of visual expression—Sumerians, Assyrians, Babylonians, and their equally art-savvy neighbours. This copy, from Thames and Hudson’s much-loved World of Art series, comes to you in good condition—the Crappy Old Books definition of “good” being: it has lived, it has been loved, and it has a few scuffs to prove it. The spine is solid, the pages are all intact, and the images (because let’s be honest, you’re here for the pictures as much as the scholarship) are still vivid. Expect a little wear, perhaps a touch of shelf-rub, but nothing that detracts from the journey through 3,000 years of history in glorious paperback form. Inside, Lloyd balances scholarly insight with accessible prose, making the dusty halls of Mesopotamian temples and palaces feel alive. He explains not just what the art was, but why it mattered—how kings used imagery to project power, how gods were depicted to command awe, and how everyday objects became canvases for extraordinary craftsmanship. It’s as much about culture and politics as it is about statues and carvings, making it a rich introduction for students, enthusiasts, or anyone who has ever looked at a winged bull and thought, “Now that’s interior décor.” For collectors, this is a classic entry in the World of Art series—compact, smartly illustrated, and still widely respected. For readers, it’s a chance to wander back to the very beginnings of art history without needing an archaeology degree. And for those who just like books with gravitas, it’s got that too. So here it is: Art of the Ancient Near East, a good-condition guide to some of humanity’s earliest masterpieces, ready to remind you that long before we were painting selfies, we were chiselling gods. Crappy Old Books: bringing the past back to life, one slightly scuffed paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4384/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-the-ancient-near-east-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500200100 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4383 Mine and Thine - Ours and Theirs by Thomas Cullinan Mine and Thine – Ours and Theirs (1979) by Thomas Cullinan, OSB – Catholic Truth Society ISBN: None (this was 1979, when ISBNs were still optional for small-run theological gems) | Condition: Fine | From Crappy Old Books Ah, the eternal question: what’s mine, what’s thine, what’s ours, and—most awkwardly—what’s theirs? In Mine and Thine – Ours and Theirs, Benedictine monk Thomas Cullinan takes on the tangled subject of ownership in the Christian tradition. Forget modern debates about who gets the TV remote or who finished the last biscuit; Cullinan dives deep into scripture, theology, and centuries of reflection on what it means to own, to share, and to be stewards rather than hoarders. This copy, published in 1979 by the Catholic Truth Society, is in fine condition—which, for a slim theological paperback, is nothing short of miraculous. These little CTS booklets were often stuffed in pockets, highlighted to death in theology classes, or left to curl sadly on parish bookshelves. Not this one. The spine is uncreased, the pages crisp, the cover still sporting its gloriously retro 1970s design of cars, boats, and buildings—all the things we like to point at and say “mine.” It’s as if this copy has spent the last four decades in silent contemplation, waiting patiently for its next reader. Inside, Cullinan assembles an anthology of voices on ownership—scriptural insights, patristic wisdom, and the ever-relevant reminder that nothing we “own” is really ours forever. It’s part theology, part moral reflection, and part gentle nudge to reconsider whether piling up stuff is the point of life. (Spoiler: it isn’t.) For students of Christian thought, this is a neat time capsule of Catholic teaching from the late 20th century. For collectors, it’s a fine-condition example of a CTS booklet surviving against the odds. And for the simply curious, it’s a surprisingly accessible exploration of why “ours” might just be better than “mine.” So here it is: Mine and Thine – Ours and Theirs, a slim but punchy 1979 theological reflection on property, preserved in condition as fine as its message is timeless. Crappy Old Books: rescuing the world’s theological pamphlets—because even the smallest book can hold big ideas. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4383/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mine-andthine-ours-and-theirs-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Catholic Truth Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4381 The Fighting Cheyennes by George Bird Grinnell The Fighting Cheyennes (1995) by George Bird Grinnell – World Publications ISBN: 1572151234 | Condition: Fine (near new) | From Crappy Old Books Long before Netflix dramatised the Wild West, George Bird Grinnell was out there documenting it with a notebook, a keen eye, and an unusual ability to listen. The Fighting Cheyennes, first published in 1915 and here reprinted in 1995, is his landmark account of the Cheyenne people’s long struggle against U.S. expansion, broken treaties, and the relentless march of settlers across the Plains. It’s equal parts history, ethnography, and epic saga, told by a man who spent decades studying and recording Native American life at a time when few others bothered to. This copy is in fine, near-new condition—a rare state for a book that could so easily have been thumped around in a rucksack on a road trip through Montana or abandoned on a cabin shelf next to a stack of yellowing Louis L’Amours. Instead, it has survived with dignity: the spine is uncreased, the pages are clean, and the whole book looks ready to march into another hundred years without losing its composure. Inside, Grinnell brings together oral history, first-hand accounts, and his own research to tell the story of the Cheyennes’ resistance in the 19th century—from early conflicts through the Sand Creek Massacre and the long years of warfare that followed. It’s detailed, vivid, and deeply humanising, capturing both the ferocity of battle and the cultural richness of the people involved. While the title might suggest endless warfare, the book is also about resilience, survival, and the enduring identity of the Cheyenne nation. For history buffs, this is a classic of Native American studies. For casual readers, it’s an unexpectedly gripping page-turner: politics, betrayal, bravery, and tragedy, all wrapped in prose that balances scholarship with story. And for collectors? It’s a handsome 1995 reprint in near-mint condition—ready to impress anyone scanning your bookshelf for signs of rugged intellectualism. So here it is: The Fighting Cheyennes, a book about struggle and survival, preserved in near-new condition, and ready to remind you that history is always more complex—and more human—than the Hollywood version. Crappy Old Books: because even the toughest battles deserve a fine-condition paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4381/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fighting-cheyennes-sep-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books World Publications 9781572151239 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4380 Edward II - 1307-1327 by Mary Saaler Edward II: 1307–1327 (1997) by Mary Saaler – The Rubicon Press ISBN: 9780948695551 | Condition: Fine (as new) | From Crappy Old Books Poor Edward II. If ever a medieval king deserved a PR team, it was him. Known for disastrous politics, disastrous wars, and a private life that kept the chroniclers gossiping for centuries, Edward’s reign (1307–1327) was anything but dull. In this concise yet sharp biography, Mary Saaler peels back the layers of myth and melodrama to give us the man behind the crown—flawed, fascinating, and still sparking debates nearly 700 years later. This copy, published by The Rubicon Press in 1997, is in fine, as-new condition—a rare state for a book that could so easily have ended up battered on the desk of a weary history student or abandoned mid-revision in a university library. Instead, it has survived the years untouched, the spine tight, the pages crisp, and the cover so fresh you’d think Edward himself had just handed it over in lieu of paying his debts. Inside, Saaler offers a lively and accessible portrait of the king whose reign was defined by unpopular favourites, humiliating defeats (hello, Bannockburn), and a spectacular downfall that ended in deposition. Yet it’s not all doom and gloom—this is also a story of shifting power, baronial ambition, and the way one man’s reign changed the course of English monarchy. It’s clear, engaging, and designed for readers who like their history meaty but not indigestible. Perfect for medieval buffs, students, or anyone who’s ever looked at a badly run committee and thought, “Well, at least I’m not Edward II.” It’s also the kind of book that looks marvellously erudite on a shelf: slim, serious, and just obscure enough to make guests ask, “Edward who?” So here it is: Edward II: 1307–1327, a biography of a king in chaos, preserved in condition as pristine as a freshly illuminated manuscript. Crappy Old Books: delivering monarchs, missteps, and medieval mayhem—in fine condition, of course. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4380/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/edward-ii-sep-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Rubicon Press 9780948695551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4379 Dream Towns of Europe by Joseph Wechsberg Dream Towns of Europe (1976) by Joseph Wechsberg – Weidenfeld and Nicolson ISBN: 0297771957 | Condition: Fine (as new) | From Crappy Old Books Europe: a continent where even the smallest town seems to have a cathedral, a cobbled square, and at least three cafés claiming to serve the best coffee in history. In Dream Towns of Europe (1976), Joseph Wechsberg takes readers on a lyrical grand tour of the places that postcards never quite do justice—towns with charm, character, and just enough history to make your holiday slide show unbearable for your friends. This copy is in fine, as-new condition, which is no small feat for a 1970s hardback. While most travel books from this era were doomed to sticky fingers, suntan lotion stains, or a slow demise in a guesthouse bookshelf, this one has emerged miraculously unscathed. The spine is tight, the pages crisp, and the dust jacket looks like it has never once seen the inside of a suitcase. If books could strut, this one would be walking down a European promenade in immaculate white linen. Inside, Wechsberg combines wit, observation, and just a hint of wistfulness as he introduces the reader to his “dream towns”—the kind of places that make you sigh and wonder why you ever settled for suburban life next to a ring road. Each chapter is a love letter to culture, architecture, and the peculiar delights of Europe’s most picturesque corners. You can expect lyrical descriptions, colourful anecdotes, and a travel writer who knew how to balance fact with flair long before Instagram travel influencers were a thing. For lovers of travel writing, this is a classic. For collectors, it’s a time capsule from the mid-1970s—a Europe before budget airlines, selfie sticks, and stag weekends in Prague. And for dreamers? Well, it’s an open invitation to pack your imagination and wander through cobbled streets without ever leaving your armchair. So here it is: Dream Towns of Europe, a book about beautiful places, preserved beautifully itself. Fine, as new, and ready to sweep you away on a continental holiday without queues, delays, or the need for a passport. Crappy Old Books: keeping yesterday’s dream towns alive, one fine copy at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4379/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dream-towns-of-europe-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297771951 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4378 Regional Planning - Housing Building and Planning Nox 12 and 13 by CV Narasimhan Regional Planning: Housing, Building and Planning Nos. 12 and 13 (1959) by C. V. Narasimhan – United Nations ISBN: None (this was 1959, ISBNs weren’t invented yet) | Condition: Fine | From Crappy Old Books Before PowerPoint presentations and glossy PDFs, there were hefty United Nations paperbacks—serious, sprawling tomes filled with ideas, tables, and just enough bureaucratic gravitas to make you sit up straight. Regional Planning – Housing, Building and Planning Nos. 12 and 13 (1959) is exactly that: a mid-century UN publication by C. V. Narasimhan, who took on the mighty task of explaining how to house, build, and plan for the world’s rapidly growing cities, at a time when modernism was in full swing and optimism was poured into concrete by the ton. This particular copy is in fine condition, which is rather remarkable for a large paperback that could easily have been left to wither on a dusty office shelf or sacrificed to a coffee mug ring in a planning department somewhere. Instead, it’s here—solid, well cared for, and dignified. The spine is holding strong, the cover has weathered the decades without drama, and the whole thing looks ready to march into another committee meeting. Inside, you’ll find the UN at its best: earnest, ambitious, and packed with charts and policy arguments. Narasimhan tackles the global challenges of housing shortages, rapid urbanisation, and the need for coherent planning strategies. It’s not exactly bedtime reading, unless your idea of a lullaby is “comparative analysis of regional development schemes,” but it is a fascinating snapshot of how international experts thought the world could be reshaped by design and determination. Think of it as the Netflix documentary of its day—but in black and white, and with a lot more data tables. You don’t just read it; you imagine the committee rooms, the maps spread across tables, the delegates in suits puffing on cigarettes while debating the finer points of zoning. For collectors of UN documents, urban historians, or anyone who finds beauty in the architecture of bureaucracy, this volume is a gem. For everyone else, it’s the sort of quirky relic that makes people stop and say, “Wait—you actually own a 1959 UN manual on regional planning?” So here it is: Regional Planning – Housing, Building and Planning Nos. 12 and 13, a fine copy of a large paperback that has aged far better than most mid-century housing estates. Crappy Old Books: finding the forgotten building blocks of history—sometimes literally. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4378/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/regional-planning-sep-2025.jpg 17.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books United Nations no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4377 Housing Statistics - Great Britain - N0 20 February 1971 by HMSO Housing Statistics – Great Britain – No. 20, February 1971 (HMSO) ISBN: 117210110 | Condition: Fine (like new, with just a hint of spine fading) | From Crappy Old Books Ah, 1971. The Beatles had just broken up, decimalisation was reshaping pocket money forever, and somewhere deep in Whitehall, diligent statisticians were crunching numbers about bricks, mortar, and how many people could fit into them. The result? Housing Statistics – Great Britain – No. 20, February 1971. A slim but mighty publication from HMSO, packed with tables, percentages, and just enough bureaucratic gravitas to make you feel like you’re holding the very pulse of the nation’s housing stock. This copy is in fine condition, which is frankly astonishing given that many government pamphlets from the ’70s ended up coffee-stained in filing cabinets or sacrificed to the great recycling push of the ’80s. Ours is like new, with the only giveaway of its fifty-odd years being a bit of fading along the spine—a dignified patina, the statistical equivalent of a grey hair. Inside, you’ll find data on completions, demolitions, occupancy, regional breakdowns, and all the fascinating minutiae of housing policy circa Edward Heath’s Britain. To the uninitiated, it may look like a forest of numbers. To the true enthusiast, it’s a window into an age when semi-detached optimism met the concrete ambitions of the post-war building boom. Want to know how many council houses were completed in Yorkshire in 1970? It’s in here. How many private dwellings were demolished in Wales? Also in here. Think of it as a time machine, but with more footnotes. For collectors of government documents, urban historians, or anyone who thrills at the phrase “HMSO publication,” this is a gem. For everyone else, it’s a surprisingly stylish artefact of 1970s bureaucracy—retro fonts, sober layout, and a title so determinedly plain it circles back around to being cool. So here it is: Housing Statistics – Great Britain – No. 20, February 1971. Like new, spine gently kissed by time, data untouched and ready for your perusal. A near-perfect copy of a book that never set out to be exciting but somehow, fifty years later, has become exactly that. Crappy Old Books: finding beauty where you least expect it—sometimes in the footnotes of history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4377/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/housing-statistics-great-britain-no-20-february-1971-sep-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4376 Scattered among the Peoples - The Jewish Diaspora in Ten Portraits by Allan Levine Scattered among the Peoples: The Jewish Diaspora in Ten Portraits (2002) by Allan Levine – McClelland & Stewart ISBN: 0771052758 | Condition: Fine | From Crappy Old Books History, when told properly, isn’t just dates and dusty maps—it’s people, their stories, their journeys, and the unexpected turns along the way. Allan Levine’s Scattered among the Peoples takes that principle and runs with it, offering ten vivid portraits from across the Jewish diaspora. From ancient wanderings to modern migrations, Levine zeroes in on real lives and real communities, showing how Jewish history has never been a single thread, but a tapestry scattered across continents and centuries. This copy, published in 2002 by McClelland & Stewart, is in fine condition—and when Crappy Old Books says “fine,” we mean it. Near-new, no suspicious tea rings, no frantic underlining, no evidence it has ever been left out in the rain. It looks as though it has been sitting patiently on a shelf, waiting for its chance to tell you these stories. If books could hum quietly to themselves, this one would be singing a klezmer tune while polishing its own dust jacket. Inside, Levine brings history to life through ten carefully chosen portraits, each a window into a different time and place. Rather than retelling the same old grand narratives, he zooms in on communities—from medieval Spain to 19th-century Eastern Europe, from Baghdad to Shanghai—that show just how diverse, resilient, and surprising the Jewish experience has been. It’s intimate and accessible, but still richly detailed—the kind of book that makes you feel wiser without ever scolding you. For history buffs, this is a treat; for casual readers, it’s an inviting doorway into a vast subject. And for anyone who just likes to own near-mint condition hardbacks with titles that sound both scholarly and poetic, this copy ticks all the boxes. So, whether you plan to actually read it, use it to impress your book club, or simply let it gleam on your shelf like a well-travelled passport, this is your chance to own a fine, near-new copy of a work that captures centuries of diaspora in ten unforgettable snapshots. Crappy Old Books: scattering fine condition gems among the people, one shelf at a time. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4376/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scattered-among-the-peoples-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McClelland and Stewart 9780771052750 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4373 Embracing Brokenness by Alan E Nelson Embracing Brokenness (2002) by Alan E. Nelson – NavPress ISBN: 9781576833131 | Condition: Fine | From Crappy Old Books Ah, Embracing Brokenness. The title alone sounds like something you’d overhear in a coffee shop between a philosophy major and someone with very good handwriting in their journal. But Alan E. Nelson means it: this is a heartfelt, soul-searching book about what it really means to accept our flaws, our wounds, our rough edges, and—rather than duct-taping them out of sight—actually let them shape us into something stronger, kinder, and more real. This particular copy, published in 2002 by NavPress, is in fine condition, which is a bit ironic given the subject matter. Not a bent corner, not a tear, not even the faintest coffee stain—this book has managed to avoid the kind of literal brokenness its title celebrates. It’s like buying a pre-distressed pair of jeans only to discover they’ve turned up looking fresh off the shelf. A small paradox, but a delightful one. Inside, Nelson weaves personal stories, practical wisdom, and spiritual insight with the kind of gentle encouragement that makes you feel like you’re having a conversation with a very patient friend. It’s about faith, healing, and the strange beauty of being a work in progress—written with honesty and hope. Whether you’re picking it up as part of a spiritual journey, a personal growth project, or just because you like your book titles to sound like indie band names, this one delivers. Condition-wise, this copy has been very well cared for. The binding is firm, the pages are clean, and the cover practically beams with wholesomeness. It’s the sort of book you could gift, display, or keep by your bedside table without a hint of embarrassment—unless, of course, your bedside table is already occupied by a teetering tower of “to read one day” books. So here it is: Embracing Brokenness, in fine condition, ready to walk you through life’s cracks and kintsugi moments without showing any cracks of its own. A neat little irony wrapped up in a near-perfect paperback. Crappy Old Books: selling the beautifully unbroken copies of books about brokenness since, well, right now. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4373/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/embracing-brokeness-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Navpress 9781576833131 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4372 Planning For Diversity and Choice by Stanford Anderson Planning for Diversity and Choice (1968) by Stanford Anderson – The MIT Press ISBN: None (because in 1968, books had no need for such modern fripperies) | Condition: Near Fine | From Crappy Old Books Ah, 1968. A time of protest, revolution, and bold new thinking. While some people were planning marches and others were planning festivals, Stanford Anderson was busy planning… well, planning itself. Planning for Diversity and Choice is a serious yet strangely optimistic exploration of how cities, societies, and institutions could actually embrace variety rather than bulldoze it into neat little grids. Think less “grey Soviet housing blocks” and more “a thousand flowers blooming—organised responsibly, of course.” This copy, published by the mighty MIT Press, is in near fine condition, which is about as close to bibliographic perfection as Crappy Old Books dares to dream. The spine is uncreased, the pages are tidy, and the whole volume looks like it has been handled with the kind of care usually reserved for antique maps or particularly shy cats. The only blemish? A few underlinings in the acknowledgements section—which, frankly, is rather charming. Someone out there really wanted to remember exactly who Anderson thanked. It’s academic fandom at its purest. Inside, you’ll find Anderson dissecting the principles of choice, flexibility, and diversity in planning at a time when bulldozers were still roaring across cities with more enthusiasm than subtlety. It’s part theory, part critique, part “what if we tried not to make everything look the same?” and it still feels surprisingly fresh decades later. So why pick up this copy? Because it’s more than just a planning classic—it’s a cultural time capsule from the late ’60s, preserved with scholarly devotion. Put it on your shelf, and you’ll look like the sort of person who knows words like “polycentric,” “heterogeneity,” and “urban morphology,” even if you never get past the underlined acknowledgements. This is your chance to own a slice of intellectual history in a volume that has survived the decades not only intact but practically glowing with near-new charm. A rare find for collectors, urbanists, or anyone who enjoys the thrill of saying, “Oh this old thing? It’s just my 1968 MIT Press copy of Anderson’s Planning for Diversity and Choice.” Crappy Old Books: where serious ideas meet surprisingly well-preserved pages. Near new condition but has a annotations to the list of contributors and a lot in the introduction, like they were editing it. Virtually no annotations anywhere else in the book that I could find. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4372/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/planning-for-diversity-and-choice-sep-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The MIT Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4371 The Dynamics of Urbanism by Peter F Smith The Dynamics of Urbanism (1974) by Peter F. Smith – Hutchinson Educational ISBN: 0091197813 | Condition: Fine | From Crappy Old Books Step back to 1974, when flared trousers were wide, optimism about the future of cities was wider, and Peter F. Smith decided to distil the entire restless energy of urban life into one volume: The Dynamics of Urbanism. This isn’t your average dry textbook—it’s a manifesto of sorts, a study of how cities grow, breathe, and occasionally choke on their own traffic fumes. Expect theory, bold diagrams, and just enough 1970s flair to remind you that urban planning once felt almost… groovy. Now, about this particular copy: it’s in fine condition—which in Crappy Old Books language means we had to squint to find anything wrong with it. The spine? Not creased. The cover? Well cared for, almost smug in its survival. The pages? Clean, crisp, and ready to deliver scholarly insight without that “read under a leaky roof” look you often find in old educational paperbacks. Someone clearly treasured this book more than their car park permit. Inside, Smith tackles the energy and entropy of cities—why they work, why they don’t, and why humans persist in building them anyway. He explores the push and pull of density, transport, social fabric, and architecture, with the conviction of someone who truly believed cities could be both efficient and humane. It’s the kind of book that makes you want to stare meaningfully at a roundabout and declare, “Ah yes, the dynamics at play!” Collectors of urban studies, fans of retro-futurist planning, or anyone who just likes the smell of a well-preserved 1970s paperback will find joy here. It’s also the perfect book to leave lying casually on your coffee table, giving visitors the impression that you think deeply about megacities, instead of just bingeing documentaries about Brutalism on YouTube. So here it is: a near-perfect copy of The Dynamics of Urbanism, frozen in time and waiting to enlighten you, entertain you, or simply look terribly clever on your shelf. Crappy Old Books: preserving yesterday’s serious ideas in today’s surprisingly fine condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4371/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dynamics-of-urbanism-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson Educational 9780091197810 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4370 THe Regional City by Derek Senior The Regional City (1966) by Derek Senior – Longmans ISBN: None (because 1966 didn’t bother with such fripperies) | Condition: Fine | In Protective Plastic Sleeve | From Crappy Old Books Welcome to the future—well, the future as imagined in 1966. Derek Senior’s The Regional City is a serious, scholarly, and occasionally utopian look at how cities might sprawl, cluster, and reconfigure themselves to meet the demands of modern life. Back then, “modern” meant roundabouts, tower blocks, and shiny new shopping precincts with plenty of concrete. Forget jetpacks and hovercars—this is the real urban dream: zoning, planning, and diagrams with arrows pointing purposefully into the distance. This particular copy is in fine condition, which at Crappy Old Books is rarer than finding an uncreased Penguin paperback in a student flat. The book is so well preserved it might as well have been vacuum-sealed at birth. It comes wrapped in a protective plastic sleeve, looking every bit the prized artefact of mid-20th-century planning theory. Honestly, if you hold it at the right angle, you might just hear a town planner softly humming about “mixed-use development” from 60 years ago. Inside, you’ll find maps, ideas, and prose brimming with the conviction that if you just shuffle people, houses, roads, and offices into the right geometric patterns, society will flourish. Senior had a knack for balancing technical detail with accessible argument, and this book still buzzes with the optimism of a time when planners thought they could fix everything with a few new bypasses and a civic centre. Condition-wise, it’s near new. The pages are crisp, the binding is tight, and the plastic sleeve gives it an almost museum-like aura. This isn’t just a book—it’s an exhibit piece. The only thing missing is a plaque beneath it saying, “In case of misguided optimism, break glass.” Perfect for urban studies enthusiasts, retro-futurists, and anyone who has ever looked at a 1960s housing estate and thought, “Well, someone had a vision.” Or, if you simply enjoy owning books that sound like they should be quoted in a documentary narrated by a serious voice over footage of Brutalist architecture, this is the one. Crappy Old Books: where yesterday’s city plans are today’s coffee-table curios. Condition near new, very well preserved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4370/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-regional-city-sep-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4369 The Fifth Generation: Artificial Intelligence and Japan?s Computer Challenge to the World by Edward A Feigenbaum and Pamela McCorduck The Fifth Generation: Artificial Intelligence and Japan’s Computer Challenge to the World (1984) by Edward A. Feigenbaum & Pamela McCorduck – Michael Joseph ISBN: 0718124014 | Condition: Fine | With Plastic Protective Jacket | Available from Crappy Old Books Ah, 1984. Orwell gave us Big Brother, and Feigenbaum and McCorduck gave us the tantalising promise (and looming dread) of The Fifth Generation. This was the book that convinced the world Japan was about to build thinking machines that would either help humanity reach utopia—or at the very least, beat everyone else at chess. If you’ve ever wanted to read a Cold War techno-thriller, but with footnotes, this is your chance. This copy is in fine condition—a phrase rarely uttered at Crappy Old Books, but here we are. Not only is it clean, crisp, and seemingly untouched by human folly, it also comes wrapped in a plastic protective jacket, as though it had been cryogenically preserved by an overcautious librarian awaiting the robot uprising. The result? A time capsule from 1984, ready to whisper its prophecies to you without even a dog-eared corner in sight. Inside, you’ll find a heady mix of technical prophecy, cultural anxiety, and the kind of optimism that makes modern AI researchers either chuckle or wince. Japanese engineers were gearing up to unleash the “fifth generation” of computing—machines with logic, reasoning, and terrifyingly good manners. America and Europe were supposed to quiver in their boots. Spoiler: what we actually got were faster spreadsheets, Tamagotchis, and eventually TikTok. But don’t let hindsight spoil the fun—this is a vintage techno-fear cocktail, shaken, not stirred. As with all Crappy Old Books, we can’t promise it will teach you how to fend off Skynet or impress your laptop with your superior knowledge of Prolog. But we can promise that owning this beautifully preserved copy will let you look very clever indeed while sipping coffee and muttering about how “people saw all this coming in the ’80s.” So, if you’re a collector of Cold War curios, a lover of AI history, or simply someone who appreciates a fine book in a fine plastic jacket, this one’s for you. Think of it as an artefact from an alternate future—the future that never quite arrived, but still makes for a damn good read. Crappy Old Books: keeping yesterday’s technological anxieties in tomorrow’s mint condition. Condition near new, well preserved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4369/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fifth-generation-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph 9780718124014 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4368 Black Sheep by Georgette Heyer Black Sheep (1981) by Georgette Heyer – Pan Books ISBN: 033002230X | Condition: Good | Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books Step aside, Jane Austen—Georgette Heyer’s got this one. Black Sheep is one of her delicious Regency romances, full of sharp wit, social faux pas, and more polite scandal than you can shake a lace handkerchief at. If you’ve ever wanted to dive headfirst into a world of mischievous charmers, stern relatives, and the sort of romantic entanglements that demand a fan and a fainting couch, this is your moment. This particular edition, published in 1981 by Pan Books, comes to you in good condition—which, in the official Crappy Old Books grading scale, translates roughly to: “Yes, it’s got a life story of its own, but it’s still holding together better than Uncle Reg after Christmas sherry.” You can expect a cover that has done its job nobly, pages that have been turned (but not tortured), and just enough patina to remind you this isn’t some soulless reprint churned out last Tuesday. It’s got character—just like Heyer’s heroes. Inside, you’ll find all the sparkling repartee and romantic tangles that make Georgette Heyer the black sheep’s woolly favourite of Regency readers everywhere. There’s a heroine who won’t be told what to do, a rogue who might not be quite as rakish as he first appears, and a supporting cast of family meddlers, busybodies, and society snobs. The dance cards may be full, but so is the drama. So why buy this copy from Crappy Old Books? Because every page is ready to whisk you off to ballrooms, Bath assemblies, and drawing rooms where witty ladies and dashing gentlemen spar like fencers in gloves. This book has survived the 1980s, lived to tell the tale, and is more than ready to sweep you off your feet again. Whether you’re a long-time Heyer devotee or just looking for a little escapist froth with extra sparkle, this ex-pretty-much-anywhere copy of Black Sheep is here to serve. Pop it on your shelf, slip it in your bag, or simply read it while sipping tea and pretending you’ve scandalised the ton. It’s Georgette. It’s Regency. It’s rakish. And it’s waiting for you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4368/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/black-sheep-spe-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330022309 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4367 The Love Poems by Ovid The Love Poems (1990) by Ovid – Oxford University Press ISBN: 9780192821942 | Condition: Good | Ex-School Copy from Croham Hurst School Once upon a classroom in Croham Hurst School, this very volume of The Love Poems by Ovid sat quietly on a desk, enduring the doodles of daydreamers, the underlines of over-enthusiastic students, and perhaps the occasional sigh of someone wishing they were outside instead of conjugating Latin verbs. And now—having survived chalk dust, homework panic, and the intellectual stampede of teenage scholars—it has made its way to Crappy Old Books, where we specialise in rehoming slightly world-weary but utterly charming tomes. This 1990 Oxford University Press edition comes in good condition—which in Crappy Old Books language means: “It’s not pristine, but it’s still standing tall and perfectly readable, like a wise old professor with a scuffed elbow patch.” Expect a sturdy binding, pages that have known the gentle turning of time, and possibly faint traces of its scholastic past. Don’t worry—Ovid’s verses are still as intoxicating as ever, whether you’re in it for the myth, the metre, or the mischief. Inside you’ll find Ovid at his most playful, writing of love, longing, and general Roman flirtation—proof that two thousand years ago, people were just as hopeless, cheeky, and delightfully dramatic about romance as they are today. This isn’t just a book; it’s a piece of academic history, with Croham Hurst School whispering through its margins. So, if you’ve ever wanted to impress someone at a dinner party with the line “I’m currently re-reading Ovid’s Love Poems in a battered ex-school copy from Croham Hurst,” this is your chance. Own it, read it, cherish it—or simply let it sit on your shelf radiating classical cool. From the hallowed halls of education to your slightly less hallowed bedside table—this copy has seen things, taught things, and is now ready to fall in love with you. This is an ex-school book from Croham Hurst School and Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4367/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-love-poems-sep-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192821942 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4365 Acharnians by Aristophanes Acharnians (1967) — Aristophanes The Syndics of the Cambridge University Press Condition: Good — Ex-school copy from Old Palace School, Croydon Sold by: Crappy Old Books Make peace, not paperwork. This sprightly schoolroom veteran once lived a disciplined life on the shelves of Old Palace School in Croydon, where it learned impeccable manners, a touch of Latin envy, and how to suffer a date stamp with dignity. Inside you’ll find Aristophanes at his most droll and subversive: Dicaeopolis, war-weary Athenian, negotiates a private peace and proceeds to enjoy the perks while everyone else fumes. Satire, sausages, and side-eye at the Peloponnesian War—what’s not to love? This Cambridge school edition is exactly the sort of book that smells faintly of chalk dust and quietly corrects your scansion. Expect helpful notes, sensible introductions, and the kind of scholarly apparatus that whispers, “Yes, you can footnote that joke about the chorus of charcoal-burners.” Why this copy is excellent company Classic comedy, classroom-ready: A tightly annotated text that makes Aristophanes legible before coffee. Historical sass: Peace treaties, market stalls, theatrical in-jokes—ancient Athens behaving suspiciously like modern life. Pedigree: Ex-school book from Old Palace School, Croydon—a proper, pencil-behind-the-ear sort of provenance. Condition notes (a.k.a. the honest bits) Good overall: Sound binding; pages complete and perfectly readable. School life scars: Expect institutional stamps/inscriptions from Old Palace School, possibly a sticker shadow, a catalogue code, and the faint echo of assemblies. Cosmetic wear: Light rubbing to covers/edges, mild page toning—nothing tragic, merely “lived-in.” Margins: A smidge of underlining or tick marks may lurk (the scholarly kind, not the graffiti kind). Shelf appeal Ideal for classicists, drama students, and anyone who enjoys a well-aimed joke at militaristic pomposity. Also a superb prop for those who want to look devastatingly clever on the train. Bring this Athenian rabble-rouser home and let it teach your bookshelves how to stage a chorus. Crappy Old Books: rescuing well-used brains from perfectly good pages since whenever we could find a box big enough. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4365/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/acharnians-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Syndicates of the Cambridge University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4359 Site Planning by Kevin Lynch Site Planning (1962) — Kevin Lynch (The MIT Press) ISBN: none (gloriously pre-ISBN) • Condition: Fine • Vendor: Crappy Old Books Before “masterplans” wore hard hats and carried slide decks, Kevin Lynch picked up a pencil and taught the world how to put buildings on dirt without annoying gravity, sunlight, neighbors, or common sense. Site Planning (1962) is the field guide to turning blank ground into places that actually work—where water goes where it should, cars go where they’re tolerated, and people go where they feel like staying. Lynch, patron saint of legibility, doesn’t shout. He diagrams. He’ll line up your contour lines like a barber lining up a fringe. He’ll tilt your streets to catch the sun, tuck the parking where it won’t photobomb the view, and whisper the ancient spell of drainage before design until the mud recedes and the ducks applaud. Expect crisp principles delivered with draftsman’s calm: slope and soil, microclimate and orientation, access and service, edges and paths, all the quietly heroic stuff that prevents future citizens from cursing your name at 8:15 on a rainy Monday. Inside you’ll find: Topography as plot twist — learn to read ground like sheet music and compose in contours rather than concrete. Water behaving beautifully — swales, channels, and the elegant choreography of “not flooding.” Sun, wind, and shade — because a good plaza in February is different from a good plaza in July. Streets that invite, lots that serve, and open space that actually opens — circulation as choreography rather than combat. Tiny checklists with big consequences — the practical gospel of utilities, service access, planting, and the quiet art of not messing the place up. About this particular copy (Fine, from Crappy Old Books): Uncommonly spry for its age—pages bright, binding square, the sort of book that sits on your desk like a tidy supervisor. Any dust jacket present is behaving like a well-briefed client. Smells faintly of paper, not of regret. For planners who secretly love a grading plan, architects who think with a scale ruler, landscape folk who moonlight as civil whisperers, and anyone who has ever pointed at a parking lot and said, “We can do better than that.” Adopt this classic, sharpen a pencil, and go coax a piece of earth into being unmistakably, usefully there—the Lynch way. Condition as new. Very well taken care of with protective plastic jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4359/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/site-planning-aug-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The MIT Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4358 Holland and Britain by Charle Wilson Holland and Britain (1946) — Charle Wilson (Collins) ISBN: none (proudly pre-ISBN) • Condition: Good • Vendor: Crappy Old Books Fresh out of 1946 with its cuffs rolled and its hair parted properly, Holland and Britain is a brisk post-war handshake between two sea-breezed neighbours. Charle Wilson (yes, Charle—apparently the typesetters in ’46 saved their S’s for the ration book) ferries you across the North Sea without getting your socks wet, comparing tulip beds to tea trays, dykes to dockyards, and bicycles to buses with the cheerful authority of a man who has absolutely packed a mackintosh. This is the sort of book that remembers ships by name, canals by personality, and biscuits by crumb. Wilson is part travel companion, part after-dinner explainer: he waves at Rotterdam’s cranes, admires London’s rebuild, and points out how the two nations swap more than goods—ideas, stubbornness, and a fondness for weather-based conversation. Expect chapters that smell of wet wool and optimism: liberation still fresh, reconstruction under way, and everyone pretending they don’t mind the wind. Highlights you didn’t know you needed: A pocket tour of Dutch water-wizardry, delivered with British “hm-yes” approval. Observations on trade, shipyards, and why a good canal beats a bad road every day ending in “y”. Cultural speed-dating: Dutch directness meets British understatement; both shake hands, then immediately apologise for the firmness of the grip. Wartime echoes handled with tact and a surprising number of trains arriving on time. About this particular specimen (Good, Crappy Old Books edition): A sturdy survivor with honest shelfwear—the kind of book that’s done a few crossings in a satchel and lived to tell the tale. Pages turn cleanly; print sits up straight; any foxing present is strictly the genteel, tea-stain sort that pairs well with actual tea. Jacket, if present, behaves. Spine whispers “Collins” when the room is quiet. Perfect for: People who like their history with a wool blanket and thermos. Anglo-Dutch relationship nerds (there are dozens of us!). Anyone who appreciates the quiet drama of a well-behaved canal. Take this home and let 1946 explain why Holland and Britain spent the 20th century nodding at each other across the water—then promptly arguing, amicably, about whose rain is worse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4358/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/holland-and-britain-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4354 The Corinthian by Georgette Heyer The Corinthian by Georgette Heyer (Pan Books, 1948 edition) ISBN: None (because ISBNs didn’t exist yet, and Heyer’s Regency romances were selling just fine without them, thank you very much). Condition: Fair — which, in the noble tongue of Crappy Old Books, means this paperback has seen its own share of highwaymen, carriage chases, and perhaps even a little too much candlelight reading. The cover has the world-weary look of a rake who’s been out all night, the spine may have cracks worthy of a Regency scandal, and the pages are seasoned with that faintly foxed charm that says: “I’ve been loved, read, and possibly hidden under a pillow at boarding school.” Georgette Heyer, the queen of Regency romance, serves up one of her most charming concoctions in The Corinthian. Here we meet Sir Richard Wyndham — wealthy, fashionable, and thoroughly bored of his pampered London life. He’s a “Corinthian,” which in Regency-speak means a paragon of style, sport, and good breeding. He’s also about to be trapped into a marriage of convenience when fate (and Heyer’s impeccable sense of comic timing) throws a runaway heiress into his path. Enter Pen Creed: seventeen, impulsive, dressed as a boy, and determined to elope with the curate she loves. What follows is pure Heyer magic: mistaken identities, outrageous escapades, sharp dialogue, and romance that sneaks up on both hero and heroine while they’re too busy getting into scrapes. It’s witty, it’s sparkling, it’s Jane Austen with a shot of brandy and a wink. Our copy is Fair, meaning this is no pristine collectible but a well-trodden companion, possibly carried around in a reticule, or at least a handbag. It’s structurally sound (no missing chapters, so you’ll get the kiss at the end), but cosmetically it has all the rakish charm of a slightly crumpled cravat. If you’ve ever: Wanted to be swept away into Regency England without enduring actual chamber pots, Wondered what would happen if a bored aristocrat and a runaway heiress teamed up, Or simply needed a book that proves Georgette Heyer could out-Austen Austen in wit and adventure… …then this is the book for you. Perfect for: fans of Regency romance, collectors of vintage paperbacks, anyone who secretly believes life would be better with duels at dawn, or readers who love their heroines headstrong, their heroes reluctant, and their happy endings inevitable. I have restored this book so the spine is in good shape but you can see the repair paper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4354/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-corinthian-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4353 The Right Way to Play Chess by D Brine Pritchard No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4353/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-right-way-to-play-chess-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paperfronts 9780716005223 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4352 Anglicanism by Mark Chapman Anglicanism by Mark Chapman (Oxford University Press, 2006) ISBN: 9780192806932 Condition: As New — which, in the Crappy Old Books hierarchy, means this book looks as though it has never been anywhere near a damp vestry, dusty church library, or theological student’s overstuffed satchel. The cover gleams, the spine is uncreased, the pages are crisp and unsullied — almost too pristine for a tradition that thrives on gentle wear and tear, mild contradictions, and occasional theological scuff marks. Part of OUP’s mighty “Very Short Introductions” series, this slim yet weighty little paperback does exactly what Anglicanism itself tries to do: contain multitudes with good humour. Mark Chapman, Oxford don and ecclesiastical tour guide, distils centuries of ecclesiastical wrangling into bite-sized wisdom. He takes you from Henry VIII and the invention of an entire church system (via a messy divorce), through Elizabethan settlements, Victorian controversies, colonial exports, right up to modern-day global communion tensions — all without breaking a sweat or losing his wry sense of balance. What you get is a brisk, witty crash course in why Anglicans are simultaneously Catholic, Protestant, and yet uniquely themselves — masters of compromise, lovers of liturgy (sometimes), hymn-singers par excellence, and global citizens whose only true unifying force may be tea and a fondness for polite disagreement. Our copy is As New: it looks like it’s been preserved in a theological stasis bubble since publication. No creased corners, no pew-bench indentations, no spilled communion wine, no student graffiti muttering “Hooker = important???” in biro. It’s as if this book has been waiting patiently for you to stroll in, pick it up, and begin your whirlwind tour of Anglican quirks. If you’ve ever: Wanted to know why Anglicans can pray the same prayer in wildly different accents across five continents, Wondered how a church can be both ancient and indecisively modern, Or simply needed a compact volume to explain the peculiar genius of Anglican fudge… …then here it is. Perfect for: theology students, cradle Anglicans in need of a user manual, clergy preparing witty dinner-party answers, or anyone curious about how a communion of 85 million people manages to stay together mostly by the grace of God and a good pot of tea. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4352/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anglicanism-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192806932 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4350 Psoriasis by Ronald Marks Psoriasis by Ronald Marks (Martin Dunitz, 1981) ISBN: 090634820X Condition: Good — which in Crappy Old Books language means this copy has survived the turbulent 1980s intact: no missing pages, binding still solid, dust jacket long since gone on holiday (if it ever existed), and a few signs of shelf-life that make it look less like a sterile medical manual and more like a trusted old GP who’s seen it all before. Now, a book called Psoriasis may not sound like a page-turner — no car chases, no love triangles, no cyclopses (wrong Homer) — but don’t be fooled. This is 1981 dermatological publishing at its finest. Professor Ronald Marks was one of the heavyweights of skin research, and here he dives deep into the mysteries of psoriasis: what it is, why it happens, how it behaves, and the many, many attempts doctors have made over the centuries to wrestle it into submission. Think of it as both a medical history and a handbook of what was cutting-edge treatment four decades ago (spoiler: a lot less biologics, a lot more tar). For collectors of medical oddities, this book is a time capsule. Within these pages are the therapeutic regimes and clinical observations of an era when perms were fashionable and medical textbooks were typeset with all the flair of a phone directory. Yet Marks’ prose manages clarity, authority, and a dose of calm reassurance, making this not just a reference but a snapshot of how medicine evolves. Our copy is Good. It looks respectable on a shelf, won’t disintegrate when opened, and carries that faint whiff of intellectual gravitas that only an early-’80s specialist medical text can muster. No annotations (your predecessor resisted the urge to scrawl “ITCHY” in the margins), no suspicious stains (a relief, given the subject matter), just the honest patina of age. If you’ve ever: Wanted to own a serious dermatology classic, Collected medical oddities with titles that make visitors raise their eyebrows, Needed a conversation piece that’s equal parts scholarly and eyebrow-itching, Or simply wanted to remember a time when psoriasis treatment meant tar baths and UV lamps rather than slick pharma ads… …then this is the book for you. Perfect for: dermatologists, medical historians, collectors of slightly obscure 1980s textbooks, or anyone who enjoys putting a book called Psoriasis next to The Anatomy Lesson on their shelf just to confuse houseguests. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4350/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/psoriasis-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Martin Duntz 9780906348208 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4348 Odyssey VI and VII by Homer Odyssey VI and VII by Homer (Bristol Classical Press, 1993) ISBN: 0862920051 Condition: Good — which, in the Crappy Old Books dialect, means this little paperback has survived its own mini-epic: it’s a touch weathered from the journey, perhaps a faint crease here or there like battle scars from too many seminars, but otherwise solid, intact, and ready to help you navigate both Homer and your next essay deadline. This is not the full Odyssey, oh no. This is the Bristol Classical Press way: slice the great epics into manageable, academic-friendly portions, complete with notes, commentary, and all the scholarly apparatus needed to make sense of dactylic hexameter and why Odysseus can never just go home quietly. Here we get Books VI and VII — the episodes where our weary hero washes up, salty and bedraggled, on the shores of the Phaeacians and encounters the lovely Nausicaa. Cue laundry scenes (yes, Homer includes laundry), courtly hospitality, and more divine meddling than a Greek tragedy family reunion. It’s Homer at his most charming and peculiar: gods disguised as mortals, royals doing chores, and Odysseus spinning yarns that would put any modern storyteller to shame. And thanks to Bristol Classical Press, you also get commentary that gently (and sometimes not-so-gently) tells you what’s going on when the Greek gets knotty or when you start wondering why ancient audiences loved this sort of domestic interlude as much as the cyclops-smashing bits. Our copy is Good, which means no one’s used it as a shield in an actual battle re-enactment, but you may find the faint aura of past students’ intellectual sweat clinging to the pages. Don’t worry — there’s no intrusive highlighting or sacrilegious doodles of Odysseus in sunglasses, just a well-used, well-kept guide to one of the Odyssey’s gentler but sneakily important sections. If you’ve ever thought: “I’d like to read Homer, but only the laundry chapters,” “What if Odysseus was less ‘warrior’ and more ‘awkward house guest’?” Or “Can’t I just get the bit with Nausicaa instead of the whole 24 books?” …then this is your volume. Perfect for: Classics students, lecturers who like to dish out “just one book at a time,” lovers of Homeric hospitality, or anyone who enjoys owning oddly specific slices of epic poetry. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4348/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/odyssey-vi-vii-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bristol Classical Press 9780862920050 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4346 The Innocents Abroad by Mark Twain The Innocents Abroad by Mark Twain (Pimlico, 2012 edition) ISBN: 9780712619820 Condition: Good — which, in the official Crappy Old Books grading lexicon, means this copy has done a bit of innocent travelling itself: a nick here, a scuff there, and maybe a faint hint it’s been opened on a bus, a beach, or a café table where someone thought, “Yes, today I too shall be wry and worldly.” Pages all present, spine still holding on like a sturdy steamboat captain, and entirely fit for another voyage. Mark Twain’s The Innocents Abroad is his 1869 travelogue — the bestselling book of his lifetime, and proof that audiences then, as now, adored his mix of razor wit, sharp scepticism, and comic self-awareness. Twain joins a group of Americans on a cruise through Europe and the Holy Land, and what follows is part sightseeing diary, part cultural roast, and part sly confession that tourists are, and always have been, ridiculous. He skewers sacred cows, questions grand traditions, and side-eyes everything from Roman ruins to holy relics with the same mischievous grin that made him America’s favourite humorist. This 2012 Pimlico edition delivers the full Twain treatment: playful, irreverent, sceptical, and occasionally startlingly modern in its observations. Reading it today, you realise that very little has changed — tourists still gawp, guides still exaggerate, and the “authentic” experience is usually a bit of a swindle. Twain just has the decency to make the whole thing hilarious. Our copy is rated Good. No water damage from Mediterranean spray, no lost pages in the back alleys of Venice, no lipstick kiss marks from a brief romantic encounter in Naples (as far as we can tell). Just a solid, well-loved book that’s ready to take you on the funniest travel package tour of the 19th century — without the seasickness. If you’ve ever: Groaned through a guided tour, Wondered why sacred sites always come with souvenir stalls, Or secretly thought “maybe the locals are laughing at us,” …then Twain is your spirit guide. Perfect for: fans of classic humour, armchair travellers, students of American literature, or anyone planning a trip abroad who wants to be reminded that tourists have been embarrassing themselves for at least 150 years. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4346/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-innocents-abroad-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pimlico 9780712619820 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4345 Development Economics by Frderick Nixson Development Economics by Frederick Nixson (Heinemann Educational Publishers, 2001) ISBN: 9780435330484 Condition: Very Good — which, in Crappy Old Books parlance, means it looks surprisingly fresh for a textbook that has probably survived the trenches of countless undergrad all-nighters, avoided being used as a makeshift pillow in the library, and escaped with only the faintest whiff of fluorescent highlighter trauma. Pages are crisp, spine unbroken, and it still carries that faint aura of “please read me before the exam.” This is Development Economics — not the sort of “development” where you’re told to eat kale and drink more water, but the real, messy, global question of how countries grow, falter, and occasionally reinvent themselves. Frederick Nixson takes on the big topics: poverty, inequality, growth, international trade, aid, debt, and all the gnarly political and economic tensions that make the subject less about neat theories and more about wrestling with the human condition (with graphs). It’s a textbook, yes — but it’s also a tour through the hopes and headaches of trying to make the world a better, fairer, more prosperous place. Along the way, you’ll encounter questions like: Why do some nations get rich while others get stuck? Is foreign aid the solution, or just a very expensive sticking plaster? Can economics ever be humane, or is it destined to be a series of charts that make you cry? Our copy is Very Good: no frantic margin notes, no coffee rings of despair, no pages folded into origami during last-minute revision panic. It’s clean, solid, and ready to serve as either a serious resource for your studies or a brilliantly ironic coffee-table book to impress visitors with your intellectual heft. If you’ve ever wanted to understand why “development” is both a dream and a minefield — or if you just need a sturdy citation machine for your dissertation — this book is your ally. Think of it as a survival guide to the economics of the Global South, with fewer jungle expeditions and more policy analysis. Perfect for: students who refuse to pay £60 for a brand-new copy, professors nostalgic for the turn-of-the-millennium development debates, armchair economists who want to sound clever at dinner parties, and anyone who enjoys a good paradox about how to make poor countries rich without making rich countries poor. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4345/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/development-economics-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann Educational Publishers 9780435330484 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4344 The Anatomy Lesson by Philip Roth The Anatomy Lesson by Philip Roth (Penguin Books, 1986 edition) ISBN: 9780140074819 Condition: Good — which in Crappy Old Books terminology means: the cover has picked up a bit of worldly gravitas, the spine shows signs of having been cracked open during intense late-night reading sessions, and the pages have that faint “I’ve been somewhere” tint. Still entirely intact, still entirely readable, and still carrying more neuroses per square inch than your average therapist’s waiting room. Philip Roth, never knowingly under-neurotic, delivers here the third instalment of the Zuckerman saga. Poor Nathan Zuckerman — Roth’s infamous alter ego — has got writer’s block, back pain, and a career that feels like both a blessing and a curse. Instead of getting on with his next great novel, he’s busy spiralling: complaining, lamenting, wondering if sex, art, or sheer bloody-mindedness can rescue him. It’s funny, it’s bleak, it’s clever, and it’s very, very Roth. This isn’t a book that will soothe you. It’s a book that will prod you in the ribs, remind you of the futility of genius, and make you laugh at its sheer audacity while wondering how many different ways one man can describe the agony of being brilliant and miserable at the same time. It’s Roth doing what Roth does best: turning his own crises into literature that’s somehow both uncomfortably intimate and wildly entertaining. Our copy is Good: no annotations from over-earnest undergraduates, no missing pages, no wine stains from despairing book club evenings — just a solid, slightly world-weary paperback that’s ready to tell its tale all over again. If you’ve ever thought that great writers must live tormented lives, Roth is here to confirm it for you with biting wit, uncomfortable candour, and sentences that occasionally make you mutter “oh, for heaven’s sake, Nathan.” Perfect for: literary masochists, Roth completists, fans of metafictional angst, or anyone who enjoys novels where the protagonist spends more time diagnosing his backache and moral failings than advancing the plot. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4344/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-anatomy-lesson-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140074819 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4341 The Mating Call of the Racket-Tailed Drongo by Michael Tobert The Mating Call of the Racket-Tailed Drongo by Michael Tobert (Luath Press, 2007) ISBN: 9781906307066 Condition: Good (in the Crappy Old Books grading system, that means: the cover is still clinging on with admirable loyalty, the pages are all present and accounted for, and the whole thing has that faintly adventurous look of a book that may once have been read on a train, in a café, or perhaps while pretending to be interested in birdsong in the back garden). The title alone — The Mating Call of the Racket-Tailed Drongo — sounds like something between an Attenborough documentary and a lost Monty Python sketch. But Michael Tobert isn’t writing a field guide here. He’s giving us a novel that flaps, swoops, and dive-bombs through human folly, romance, and the curious intersections of ordinary life and extraordinary metaphor. The drongo, for those not in the ornithological know, is a real bird with a flair for mimicry and an unforgettable tail. Much like the book itself, it imitates things you think you recognise and then suddenly turns into something else entirely. It’s wry, it’s sharp, it’s got that “small press gem” energy — the sort of novel you stumble across and then wonder why everyone else is still reading the same three thrillers from the airport chart. Tobert manages to smuggle in wit, wisdom, and the occasional philosophical feather without ever taking himself too seriously. Our copy is rated Good, which means it has survived its first flight and is ready for a second reader to take it on. The pages may show the faintest signs of previous perching, but nothing that would stop you from enjoying the full plumage of the prose. If you’ve ever thought that literature could use more drongos (both avian and human varieties), or if you just like your novels with a side of playful eccentricity, then this is the book for you. It’s rare, it’s quirky, it’s a little bit niche — just like the bird it’s named after. Perfect for: lovers of oddball fiction, amateur birdwatchers who secretly prefer novels to binoculars, and anyone whose shelves already groan under the weight of “serious” literature and could use a dash of racket-tailed mischief. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4341/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mating-call-of-the-racket-tailed-drongo-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Luath Press 9781906307066 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4340 Make Room for God - The Spirituality of Awakening by Germaine Hustedde Make Room for God – The Spirituality of Awakening by Germaine Hustedde (Xlibris, 2022) ISBN: 9781669823155 Condition: Good (which in Crappy Old Books lingo means: it’s not pristine, but neither are you — and God still loves you. Expect some shelf wear, a corner or two that looks like it lost a minor scuffle with gravity, and perhaps the faint impression that this book once doubled as a coaster for a spiritually significant mug of coffee). This is not a “declutter your closet and suddenly find enlightenment” sort of book. No, Germaine Hustedde is far too honest for that. Make Room for God is about clearing the attic of the soul — the cobwebby spaces filled with busyness, distraction, and the vague suspicion that you should probably pray more often but Netflix keeps auto-playing the next episode. It’s about spiritual awakening that sneaks up on you not with trumpets, but with the quiet question: Do you even have room in your life for God, or is your calendar too full of dentist appointments and doomscrolling? Hustedde writes with warmth, clarity, and the occasional well-aimed poke at our modern tendency to treat God like an Amazon delivery (“I ordered peace two days ago — where is it?”). She draws from Christian spirituality, personal experience, and the universal need to slow down before we all collapse into existential exhaustion. Our copy is Good, meaning the pages are intact, the binding is holding on like a faithful disciple, and it still has plenty of spiritual oomph left in it. Sure, it’s not “as new” — but neither are most of us, and grace doesn’t check for mint condition before showing up. If you’ve ever thought “I’d love to make more time for prayer, but my phone battery just died and I need to find a charger before I can even begin to think about God,” then this book is probably for you. It’s a gentle, persistent reminder that the Divine doesn’t need a slot in your schedule — God just needs a little space. Perfect for: seekers with messy calendars, spiritual minimalists, or anyone who suspects their soul might be a bit overfurnished and in need of a good clear-out. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4340/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/make-room-for-god-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Xlibris 9781669823155 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4339 Only If You Wrestle: A School for Prayer and Reflection by Peter Hannan SJ Only If You Wrestle: A School for Prayer and Reflection by Peter Hannan SJ (The Columba Press, 2002) ISBN: 9781856073417 Condition: Good (which in the language of Crappy Old Books means: the cover has definitely seen things, the spine may or may not have developed a slight lean from years of being squashed between a Dictionary of Saints and a self-help paperback from the ’90s, and there’s a faintly ecclesiastical whiff of mystery about where it’s been — possibly a parish library, possibly a bedside table of someone who once considered becoming a monk but ended up working in IT). This is not your everyday prayer manual. Fr Peter Hannan SJ doesn’t hand you neat little instructions for five minutes of calm breathing before bed. Oh no. He wants you to wrestle. With God. With yourself. With silence. With the kind of questions that keep you awake at night: Am I praying right? Does God actually listen? Why is my cup of tea going cold while I stare into space trying to be “contemplative”? Hannan, a Jesuit (and they know a thing or two about intellectual and spiritual gymnastics), invites you into what he calls a “school for prayer and reflection.” This isn’t Hogwarts for mystics — there are no capes or wands — but there is the challenge of discovering that prayer is less about floating serenely on clouds and more about hanging on while the divine Mystery occasionally throws you to the mat. It’s earthy, gritty, deeply human spirituality with a dash of Irish wit. The book is from 2002, so it’s been quietly waiting around for two decades, hoping someone would wrestle with it again. Our copy is Good, which means: no theological graffiti in the margins, no missing pages (we checked), though it might look slightly world-weary — a bit like Jacob after his famous all-night bout with the angel. If you’re tired of fluffy “how to pray in three easy steps” books and instead want something that takes faith, doubt, and life seriously — while giving you a spiritual nudge to stop avoiding the hard questions — then this is your bout. Just remember: you don’t get to win, you only get to wrestle. Perfect for: the spiritually restless, the Jesuitically curious, or anyone who has ever sighed at their bookshelf and thought, “What I really need is a no-nonsense guide to grappling with God that looks like it’s already survived a few theological arm-twists itself.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4339/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/only-if-you-wrestle-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Columba Press 9781856073417 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4338 The Blue Herring Mystery by Ellery Queen Jnr The Blue Herring Mystery (1968) by Ellery Queen Jnr — Berkley Publishing | ISBN: none | Condition: Good If you thought red herrings were confusing, wait until you stumble over a blue one. The Blue Herring Mystery (1968) by Ellery Queen Jr. is a vintage slice of mid-century juvenile crime-solving — complete with plucky kids, shadowy suspects, and a trail of clues that probably made more sense when everyone still wore short trousers and solved puzzles without Google. This paperback Berkley edition has survived since the swinging sixties in “Good” condition, which in Crappy Old Books terms means the pages are still happily clinging together, even if the cover has seen a few mysteries of its own. The spine might be slightly more crooked than a villain’s alibi, but it still does the job. Ideal for collectors of Ellery Queen Jr. adventures, lovers of retro pulp artwork, or anyone who enjoys a good whodunnit with a fishy twist. After all, nothing says “classic detective yarn” quite like a misleading aquatic clue. I have reinforced the front cover with a new hinge so its quite good, but still in very used condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4338/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-blue-herring-mystery-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4336 Outlines of English History by George Carter Outlines of English History (1962) by George Carter — The Educational Supply Association | ISBN: None | Condition: Good Once upon a time, before podcasts and YouTube explainers, the way to learn your kings, queens, and battles was through a sturdy schoolbook like this. George Carter’s Outlines of English History (1962) promised to march students from Roman Britain all the way to the 20th century with as little fuss as possible. It’s the kind of book that probably sat on the desk of some kid in short trousers, who was expected to memorise dates like 1066 and pretend to care about the Corn Laws. This copy, rescued from the chalk-dusty classrooms of the past, is in “Good” condition — meaning it has survived decades of being flicked through, scrawled on (possibly in pencil, hopefully not in ink), and used as a shield against the occasional flying board rubber. The cover may look a little weary, but inside you’ll still find England’s entire story laid out in tidy outlines: monarchs, revolutions, plagues, empires, and probably more Henrys than you’ll ever need. At Crappy Old Books we like to think of this as “history with character”: not the glossy, overproduced kind, but the well-thumbed, slightly battered sort that feels like it could tell you a few stories of its own. If you’ve ever wanted to hold 1,500 years of English squabbles, triumphs, and disasters in one hand, this is your chance. Just don’t expect it to cover the Beatles — 1962 was a bit too early for that. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4336/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/outlines-of-english-history-aug-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Educational Supply Association no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4335 Literature Primers by Alfred W Pollard Literature Primers (1907) by Alfred W. Pollard — Macmillan and Co | ISBN: None | Condition: Good Long before “For Dummies” guides cluttered our shelves, Alfred W. Pollard was patiently explaining literature in this tidy 1907 primer. This Macmillan edition is over a century old but still standing tall in “Good” condition — proof that the written word lasts longer than most fads (and quite a few governments). Offered to you by Crappy Old Books, where our stock may look a little dusty but still knows its iambic pentameter from its elbow. Perfect for students of literature, lovers of old bindings, or anyone who likes their study guides with a whiff of Edwardian mustiness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4335/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/literature-primers-chaucer-aug-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4334 Thy Servant A Dog by Rudyard Kiplin In the grand tradition of anthropomorphic storytelling, Rudyard Kipling’s "Thy Servant A Dog" attempts to turn the tables on the age-old notion of canine loyalty, showcasing the world from the delightful, if slightly muddled, perspective of our four-legged companions. This charming tome, published in 1953 by MacMillan and Co, is not merely a book; it’s a delightful foray into the whimsies and absurdities of dogdom—where every sniff and wag of the tail tells a tale as rich and layered as a Yorkshire pudding. Picture it: a world where dogs are philosophers, contemplating the meaning of life while simultaneously chasing their own tails (quite the philosophical conundrum, wouldn’t you agree?). Kipling, a master of whimsical prose and clever verse, takes us on a journey through the eyes of various dogs, each with their own distinct personality and questionable wisdom. From the ever-loyal retriever who believes himself to be the guardian of virtue, to the cunning terrier who has mastered the art of manipulation—these are not your average pooches. Rather, they are fur-covered sages, dispensing wisdom with every bark and growl. Now, you might be wondering what prompted Kipling, a man who was quite used to human folly, to delve into the canine psyche. Perhaps he had an epiphany during a long stroll in the park, where he observed the canine elite engaging in their rather aristocratic rituals. Or perhaps he simply wished to remind humans that they might not hold the monopoly on intelligence after all. After all, who is to say that a dog, with its superior sense of smell and impeccable ability to fetch, isn’t the more evolved species? As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter a smorgasbord of canine philosophies. Each chapter reveals the trials and tribulations of these four-legged friends, often leading to laugh-out-loud moments and profound musings. Here’s a brief glimpse into what you might find: A debate on the existential crisis faced when the food bowl is half-empty. The unspoken rivalry between cats and dogs—who really runs the household? Reflections on the absurdity of humans talking to them as if they understood every word (spoiler alert: they do!). A treatise on the fine art of begging for scraps at the dinner table. Philosophical discussions on the meaning of loyalty, particularly when the postman arrives. And let us not forget Kipling’s signature blend of delightful whimsy and poignant emotion. Each story is woven with a thread of irony, one that captures not only the essence of canine life but also serves as a mirror reflecting the quirks of human existence. One can’t help but chuckle at the absurdities presented; after all, what could be more amusing than a dog trying to make sense of its owner’s perplexing habits? Condition: This particular copy of "Thy Servant A Dog" is in good condition, though one might find a few pages crinkled from enthusiastic tail wags and the occasional muddy paw print. A testament to its previous life as a cherished companion to a dog-lover—or perhaps a sneaky pooch who couldn’t resist the allure of literature. Regardless, this book remains a valuable addition to any bookshelf, especially for those who appreciate the absurdity of life through the lens of our furry friends. As you ponder whether this book is merely a collection of whimsical tail-wagging tales or a profound commentary on the nature of loyalty, remember that there is always room for a bit of irony in literature, especially when it comes from Crappy Old Books. So grab your reading glasses, settle in with your own faithful companion, and prepare to engage in some thought-provoking—if not slightly ridiculous—musings on what it truly means to be a dog in a human’s world. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4334/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/they-servant-a-dog-aug-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4332 Standard Pocket Dictionary by unknown Standard Pocket Dictionary (c.1930) — Author: Unknown | Publisher: Unknown | ISBN: None | Condition: Good Before Google, before autocorrect, before your phone smugly told you how to spell “accommodate,” there was this trusty little brick: the Standard Pocket Dictionary. With a whopping 25,000 words, it was the original portable word-hoard, perfect for the jacket pocket of a dapper 1930s gent or the handbag of someone who really cared about spelling “phthisis” correctly. This copy, brought to you by Crappy Old Books, has clearly seen some decades of word-wrangling, but it’s still holding together in “Good” condition (which means the words are all there, even if the cover looks like it’s been through a spelling bee riot). A charming relic from the days when “standard” meant red cloth binding and a faint smell of old libraries. Old condition with a couple of tiny sections missing from last two pages and heavily creased and aged, but in otherwise very good condition. I estimate 1930s but it could be anything from 1870 to 1950? Complete with 230 engravings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4332/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/standard-pocket-dictionary-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books unknown no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4330 The Orenda by Joseph Boyden The Orenda (2014) by Joseph Boyden — Vintage | ISBN: 9780345806451 | Condition: Good Offered to you by Crappy Old Books (where our standards are low, but our taste is high). This copy of Joseph Boyden’s sweeping historical epic has been pre-loved, possibly dog-eared, and certainly shelf-wise, but it’s still in perfectly readable “Good” condition. The Orenda delivers Jesuits, warriors, and survival in 17th-century Canada — not exactly a beach read, but definitely one that sticks with you. If you like your stories bold, your characters fierce, and your books with just the right amount of “previous owner charm,” this one’s for you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4330/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-orenda-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780345806451 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4329 Anabasis I by Xenophon Anabasis I (1928) by Xenophon Macmillan and Co., 1928 – ISBN: None (they hadn’t thought of that yet) – Condition: Good Marching an army of Greek mercenaries halfway across Persia in 401 BC wasn’t easy, but Xenophon thought it would make a cracking story. He was right. Anabasis is part travelogue, part military diary, and part “what do you mean we’re lost again?”—a survival epic two and a half millennia old. This 1928 Macmillan edition brings you Book I of the saga, dressed up in classic old-school hardcover style. Our copy is in good condition, sturdy enough to survive another trek across Asia Minor (though we recommend just reading it on the sofa). No ISBN, no dust jacket wizardry, no modern frills—just timeless ancient Greek grit, filtered through the comforting smell of an old library shelf. A fine companion if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to walk home from Persia with 10,000 sweaty blokes and no Google Maps. At Crappy Old Books, we salute Xenophon: the original travel blogger. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. The Stoneyhurst College label is is a bit peeling and probably need gluing back down, but I will leave that to you. Could possibly be removed entirely if you desire. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4329/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/xenophon-anabasis-i-aug-2025.jpg 31.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4327 River of Death by Alister MaClean River of Death (1981) by Alistair MacLean Fontana paperback, ISBN: 000616496X – Condition: Poor (with character) Jungle Nazis, hidden treasure, and mercenaries on the rampage – MacLean really outdid himself with River of Death. This particular copy has had an adventure of its own: its spine gave up the fight somewhere along the way, but we’ve brought it back to life with a homemade fabric spine support. It now stands tall (well… slanted, as the photo shows), but it’s sturdy, readable, and oddly proud of its scars. Is it pretty? Not really. Is it valuable? Nope. But it’s a survivor – and in some ways, that makes it the perfect companion for a story about grit, danger, and holding together against the odds. At Crappy Old Books we like to think this copy has earned its stripes: patched, imperfect, but still marching through the jungle pages like a true paperback veteran. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4327/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/river-of-death-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006164968 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4325 Hitlers Spy Chief by Richard Bassett Hitler’s Spy Chief (2005) by Richard Bassett Publisher: Cassell ISBN: 9780304367184 Condition: Good Richard Bassett’s Hitler’s Spy Chief digs into the murky world of Wilhelm Canaris, the head of Nazi Germany’s military intelligence who spent as much time working against Hitler as for him. It’s a tale of espionage, double games, and quiet acts of defiance inside the Third Reich — proof that even the spymaster was spying on his own boss. Copy offered here in Good condition – showing the usual wear of a book that’s seen some action, but intact, clean, and perfectly ready for your bookshelf. A solid read if you like your history with a dash of cloak, dagger, and treachery. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4325/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hitlers-spy-chief-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell 9780304367184 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4323 I Saw The Fall Of The Philippines by Carlos P Romulo I Saw the Fall of the Philippines (1943) by Carlos P. Romulo Publisher: George G. Harrap ISBN: None Condition: Good Written in the thick of the Second World War, journalist and diplomat Carlos P. Romulo’s I Saw the Fall of the Philippines is both eyewitness account and urgent warning. First published in 1943, it captures the chaos, courage, and heartbreak of invasion and resistance — history written before the dust had even settled. Copy offered here in Good condition – carrying a little wear around the edges, as you’d expect from a book that’s been fighting its corner for over 80 years, but intact, clean, and perfectly ready for the history shelf. A frontline report you can read from the safety of your armchair. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4323/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-saw-the-fall-of-the-philippines-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4322 Ten Great Bowlers by Ralph Barker Ten Great Bowlers (1967) by Ralph Barker Publisher: Chatto & Windus ISBN: None Condition: Good Ralph Barker’s Ten Great Bowlers takes you onto the pitch with some of cricket’s finest masters of spin, swing, and sheer stubborn accuracy. First published in 1967, it’s part history, part hero worship, and entirely an excuse to relive the days when a well-flighted ball could send crowds into rapture (or batsmen into despair). Copy offered here in Good condition – lightly worn, much like a trusty old cricket jumper, but clean, complete, and ready to be read between overs. Perfect for anyone who thinks a “googly” isn’t something you type into a search bar. Hardback with paper dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4322/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-great-bowlers-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4320 Famous Trials by John Mortimer Famous Trials (1984) by John Mortimer Publisher: Book Club Associates ISBN: None Condition: Good Before Rumpole of the Bailey became a TV classic, John Mortimer was already fascinated by the theatre of the courtroom. In Famous Trials, he revisits real cases where drama, scandal, and the law collided — proving that truth really is stranger (and often more entertaining) than fiction. Copy offered here in Good condition – showing the usual signs of age, but fully intact and ready to pass judgement from your bedside table. Ideal if you like your bedtime stories with a gavel. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4320/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/famous-reials-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4318 An Introduction to Town and Country Planning by John Ratcliffe An Introduction to Town and Country Planning (1974) by John Ratcliffe Publisher: Hutchinson Educational ISBN: 0091167612 Condition: Good John Ratcliffe’s An Introduction to Town and Country Planning offers a clear, structured overview of the principles, policies, and practices that shape the built environment. First published in 1974, it became a standard text for students and practitioners, covering everything from land use and development control to the social and economic forces influencing planning decisions. Copy offered here in Good condition – showing normal signs of age and handling, but sound, clean, and ready for reference or study. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4318/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/town-and-country-planning-aug-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson Educational 9780091167615 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4317 Flowers on an Iron Tree by Ross Terrill Flowers on an Iron Tree (1976) by Ross Terrill Publisher: William Waterman Publications ISBN: 434766518 Condition: Fine Ross Terrill’s Flowers on an Iron Tree is a vivid and accessible study of modern China, exploring its turbulent political history and the lives shaped under Mao’s rule. First published in 1976, it blends first-hand observation with historical analysis, making it both an introduction for the general reader and a valuable resource for those interested in China’s transformation during the twentieth century. Copy offered here in Fine condition – remarkably well-preserved, clean, and tight, with minimal signs of handling. A handsome copy for collectors or anyone keen to understand a pivotal era in Chinese history. Conditon fine, in plastic protective sleeve. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4317/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flowers-on-an-iron-tree-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Waterman Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4315 British Copper Coins and their Values - Part 1 - Regal Coins by HA Seaby and Monica Bussell British Copper Coins and their Values – Part 1: Regal Coins (1963) by H.A. Seaby and Monica Bussell Publisher: Seaby’s Numismatic Publications ISBN: None Condition: Good An indispensable reference for coin collectors, British Copper Coins and their Values – Part 1: Regal Coins provides detailed listings, historical notes, and market values for copper coinage struck under Britain’s monarchs. Compiled by H.A. Seaby and Monica Bussell, this 1963 edition remains a valuable resource for numismatists, with Seaby’s reputation as a leading authority in the field giving the work particular weight. Copy offered here in Good condition – with typical signs of handling and age, but sound, clean, and perfectly suitable as a collector’s reference. Cloth bound hardback with no dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4315/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-copper-coins-and-their-values-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Seabys Numistic Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4314 The Coldness of Killers by Patricia Hall The Coldness of Killers (1992) by Patricia Hall Publisher: Collins Crime Club ISBN: 9780002324038 Condition: Fair Patricia Hall’s The Coldness of Killers is a taut entry in the tradition of British crime fiction, combining sharp observation with a tense, well-plotted mystery. Set against a backdrop of gritty realism, Hall’s writing captures both character and place with authority, making this an engaging read for crime lovers and collectors of the Collins Crime Club series. Copy offered here in Fair condition – showing heavier signs of wear, with age and handling apparent, but complete and intact for reading. A working copy for anyone keen to enjoy the story without worrying about pristine pages. Ex-library book from London Borough of Harrow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4314/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-coldness-of-killers-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Crime Club 9780002324038 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4313 Freedom in the Ancient World by Herbert J Muller Freedom in the Ancient World (1962) by Herbert J. Müller Publisher: Martin Secker & Warburg ISBN: None Condition: Good Herbert J. Müller’s Freedom in the Ancient World is a sweeping study of how the idea of freedom was understood and practiced in classical societies, from Greece and Rome to the early stirrings of Christian thought. First published in 1962, it offers both scholarly depth and readability, tracing the roots of concepts that still shape modern political and cultural life. Copy offered here in Good condition – showing expected signs of shelf wear and age, but clean, intact, and perfectly serviceable for study or enjoyment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4313/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/freedom-in-the-ancient-world-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Martin Secker and Warburg no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4312 Make Friends With Your Shadow by William A Miller Make Friends With Your Shadow (1981) by William A. Miller Publisher: Augsburg Publishing House ISBN: 9780806618555 Condition: Good William A. Miller’s Make Friends With Your Shadow is a thoughtful exploration of self-acceptance, personal growth, and the parts of ourselves we often keep hidden. Drawing on psychology and faith, Miller encourages readers to confront their inner “shadow” with honesty and compassion, turning what feels like weakness into a source of strength. First published in 1981, this book remains a practical guide for those seeking balance and authenticity in their lives. Copy offered here in Good condition – showing typical signs of age and handling, but complete, sound, and perfectly usable for reading and reflection. Near new, just with a slight fold on rear cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4312/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/make-friends-with-your-shadow-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Augsburg Publishing House 9780806618555 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4311 Privileged Persons - Four Seventeenth-Century Studies by Hester W Chapman Privileged Persons – Four Seventeenth-Century Studies (1966) by Hester W. Chapman Publisher: Jonathan Cape ISBN: None Condition: Good In Privileged Persons, historian Hester W. Chapman presents four vivid biographical studies of notable figures from seventeenth-century England. Blending scholarship with narrative flair, Chapman explores the personalities and intrigues that shaped an era of political upheaval and cultural change. First published in 1966 by Jonathan Cape, this work offers both serious history and engaging storytelling. Copy offered here in Good condition – showing normal signs of age and handling, but intact, clean, and ready for any history shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4311/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/privileged-persons-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4309 Battlefields and Playgrounds by Janos Nyiri Battlefields and Playgrounds (1997) by Janos Nyíri Publisher: Dartmouth College Press ISBN: 9780874518016 Condition: Good János Nyíri’s memoir Battlefields and Playgrounds recounts his extraordinary childhood in wartime Hungary, his survival of the Holocaust, and the lifelong impact of conflict and displacement. Written with vivid detail and emotional honesty, it offers both a personal history and a reflection on the resilience of the human spirit. Copy offered here in Good condition – some signs of handling and age, but sound, complete, and ready for reading. Condition near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4309/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/battlefields-and-playgrounds-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dartmouth College 9780874518016 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4307 Competitive Bidding at Pairs by Peter Hall Competitive Bidding at Pairs (1996) by Peter Hall Publisher: South Bucks Bridge Club ISBN: 9780952911807 Condition: Good A practical guide to improving your bidding strategy in duplicate pairs bridge, written with clarity and precision by Peter Hall. This 1996 publication from South Bucks Bridge Club focuses on competitive bidding situations, offering tips, techniques, and examples to sharpen decision-making at the table. Copy offered here in Good condition – showing moderate handling wear but fully intact, clean, and ready for use at the card table or for study. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4307/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/competitive-bidding-at-pairs-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books South Bucks Bridge Club 9780952911807 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4306 A Raisin In The Sun by Lorraine Hansberry A Raisin in the Sun (2016) by Lorraine Hansberry Publisher: Methuen Drama ISBN: 9781408140901 Condition: Fair Lorraine Hansberry’s A Raisin in the Sun remains one of the most important plays of the 20th century, a landmark in American theatre and a powerful exploration of race, family, and the pursuit of dreams. First performed in 1959, it tells the story of the Younger family on Chicago’s South Side as they struggle with poverty, prejudice, and conflicting visions of a better life. This 2016 Methuen Drama edition provides a modern, accessible text, ideal for study or performance, while preserving the enduring force of Hansberry’s voice. Copy offered here in Good condition – showing light signs of age and handling, but perfectly clean and intact for reading or study. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4306/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-raisin-in-the-sun-v2-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen Drama 9781408140901 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4303 The 2nd Secret Diary of John Major by Private Eye The 2nd Secret Diary of John Major (1993) – Private Eye Productions Ltd. ISBN: 9780552141772 If the first diary didn’t expose enough underwhelming grumbling, Private Eye just had to give us a sequel. The 2nd Secret Diary of John Major continues the parody tradition: a dryly witty, illustrated mock diary that imagines Major’s political anxieties and mundane musings—without the Cabinet reshuffles. This 1993 paperback is in Good condition—a little shelfwear, perhaps a dog-eared page or two, but still full of that cheeky, satirical bite that makes political parody fun again. No embargoes, just laughs. From Crappy Old Books—because sometimes political inside-outs are best served with a side of sarcasm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4303/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/THE-2ND-DIARY-OF-JOHN-MAJOR-AUG-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Private Eye Productions Ltd 9780552141772 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4302 Secret Diary of John Major by Private Eye The Secret Diary of John Major (1992) – Private Eye Productions Ltd. (Private Eye Productions Ltd) ISBN: 9780552139946 Forget cabinet papers and political memoirs—The Secret Diary of John Major is the parody you didn’t know you needed. Dreamed up by the mischief-makers at Private Eye, this spoof diary imagines Britain’s greyest Prime Minister as a confessional diarist in the grand tradition of Adrian Mole (but with fewer spots and more Maastricht). Illustrated with sly cartoons, it’s a satirical time capsule of early-90s politics—when cones hotlines and peas were the stuff of headlines. This 1992 paperback comes in Good condition—expect a few creases and some gentle yellowing, but still perfectly sound and fully capable of delivering its quota of chuckles. No policy U-turns, just a well-thumbed slice of political silliness. From Crappy Old Books – because sometimes history is best rewritten with jokes in the margins. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4302/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/he-secret-diary-of-john-MAJOT-AUG-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Private Eye Productions Ltd 9780552139946 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4301 The Invisible Hand - Do All Things Really Work for Good? by RC Sproul The Invisible Hand – Do All Things Really Work for Good? (1997) by R. C. Sproul (Word Publishing) ISBN: 9780849940859 Why do bad things happen to good people? Why do good things happen to people you’re fairly sure don’t deserve them? In The Invisible Hand, R. C. Sproul digs into the mystery of God’s providence—how every twist of life, from triumphs to tragedies, fits into a bigger plan. It’s part theology, part pastoral comfort, and all classic Sproul: clear, honest, and deeply rooted in Scripture. This 1997 Word Publishing paperback comes in Very Good condition—a copy that’s been read with care, showing only light shelfwear and a gently creased spine, but otherwise crisp and clean. No heavy markings, no coffee baptisms—just a solid, trustworthy edition of a timeless question. From Crappy Old Books – because providence may be mysterious, but our prices aren’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4301/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-invisible-hand-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Word Publishing 9780849940859 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4300 Take Words With You - Scripture Promises and Prayers by Tim Kerr Take Words With You – Scripture Promises and Prayers (2015) by Tim Kerr (Crossway Bibles) ISBN: 9780994834133 If your prayer life sometimes feels like mumbling into the ceiling, Tim Kerr has your back. Take Words With You is a practical manual stuffed with more than 2,500 Scripture promises and prayers, neatly arranged so you don’t have to rummage through the whole Bible looking for the right verse. It’s part field guide, part devotional, and part spiritual cheat sheet—helping ordinary believers pray with power, clarity, and a little less panic. This 2015 Crossway Bibles paperback comes in Good condition—which means it’s been gently used by someone who probably prayed with it but didn’t use it as a coaster. Expect a little shelfwear and a crease or two, but the pages are clean and the wisdom still sharp. From Crappy Old Books – because sometimes the best words to pray are borrowed ones, preferably from a slightly dog-eared paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4300/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/take-words-with-you-aug-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crossway Bibles 9780994834133 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4299 Traditional Foods Are Your Best Medicine: Improving Health and Longevity with Native Nutrition by Ronald F Schmid Traditional Foods Are Your Best Medicine (1997) – Ronald F. Schmid, N.D. (Healing Arts Press) ISBN: 9780892817351 Before “superfoods” became a marketing department buzzword, Ronald Schmid was already telling us that Grandma’s diet was the real health hack. Traditional Foods Are Your Best Medicine argues that if we stopped eating processed mush and went back to the nutrient-rich diets of indigenous peoples, we’d live longer, dodge half the modern ailments, and probably look smug doing it. Expect chapters on heart health, energy, immunity, and why kale smoothies aren’t fooling anyone. This Healing Arts Press paperback comes in [insert your condition here: Good / Very Good / Fine]. A little shelfwear? Maybe. Nutritional wisdom? Plenty. Eat your liver (literally) and live forever—or at least until you finish this book. From Crappy Old Books – because sometimes the cure for what ails you is hidden in a slightly yellowed paperback. Condition like new, but with a bit of gook where someone has removed a sticker from the back, nothing serious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4299/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/traditional-foods-are-your-best-medicine-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Healing Arts Press 9780892817351 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4298 Dealing with Difficult People by Roy Lilley Dealing with Difficult People (2004) – Roy Lilley (Kogan Page) ISBN: 9780749436919 Ever had a colleague who thinks shouting is a management style? A neighbour who believes midnight is the perfect time for DIY? Or a customer who could out-stubborn a mule? Roy Lilley’s Dealing with Difficult People is the practical guide to staying calm, staying smart, and—most importantly—staying sane when life surrounds you with human obstacles. Packed with strategies, tips, and the occasional reminder that you don’t have to rise to the bait, it’s a manual for surviving the office, the family gathering, and everything in between. This 2004 Kogan Page paperback comes in Good condition—the kind of “good” that means it’s been read, perhaps by someone while silently plotting to use its contents on their boss, but still perfectly usable. A few scuffs, a crease or two, but nothing that stops it from helping you manage the next person who insists on being “devil’s advocate.” From Crappy Old Books – because if you’re surrounded by difficult people, at least your books shouldn’t be one of them. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4298/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dealing-with-difficult-people-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kogan Page 9780749436919 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4297 Praising the Grace of God - The Theology of Charles Wesleys Hymns by Charles Yrigoyen Jr Praising the Grace of God – The Theology of Charles Wesley’s Hymns (2005) by Charles Yrigoyen Jr. (Abingdon Press) ISBN: 9780687038107 Methodist hymnody never sounded so thoughtful. In Praising the Grace of God, Charles Yrigoyen Jr. explores the deep theological currents running through Charles Wesley’s hymns—those deceptively simple verses that carried the heart of 18th-century Methodism and still resonate in pews today. This study digs into themes of grace, salvation, and devotion, showing how Wesley’s poetry functioned as both doctrine and doxology. This 2005 Abingdon Press paperback comes in Fine condition—crisp, clean, and very nearly as fresh as the day it rolled off the press. If Charles Wesley taught us to “Sing our faith,” this copy will let you study it without worrying about any hymnbook-style coffee stains. From Crappy Old Books – because even theology textbooks deserve a second chance to sing. Condition near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4297/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/praising-the-god-of-grace-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abingdon Press 9780687038107 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4293 Dark Secret of Josephine by Dennis Wheatley Dark Secret of Josephine (1970) – Dennis Wheatley (Arrow) Another slice of melodramatic intrigue from the master of wartime thrillers. Dark Secret of Josephine plunges the reader into Napoleonic Europe, where plots, passions, and double-crosses swirl around the enigmatic Josephine, wife of Bonaparte. Expect spies, seductions, and Wheatley’s trademark mix of history and high adventure. This Arrow paperback (1970 edition) is a solid example of Wheatley’s enduring popularity with readers who like their fiction stuffed with romance, danger, and just a touch of the sensational. Perfect for fans of campy historical drama or anyone who wants a nostalgic read that smells faintly of the 1970s bookshelf. From Crappy Old Books – because no secret is too dark, and no paperback too dog-eared, for us to pass along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4293/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dark-secret-of-josephinr-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780090036806 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4291 Strolling Through Cottage England by WS Percy Strolling Through Cottage England (1936) by W. S. Percy (Collins) A charming wander through the thatched roofs, leaning beams, and rose-entwined doorways of “olde” England — as imagined in 1936, when half the country was already busy demolishing cottages to make way for bypasses. W. S. Percy takes us on a nostalgic ramble through lanes and villages where every teapot steams, every pub sign creaks, and every beam is “oak, honest oak.” Published by Collins just before the world got distracted by bigger problems, this is part travelogue, part sentimental scrapbook, part architectural sigh. It’s the England of postcards and sepia photographs, served up with the kind of affectionate detail that makes you want to pack a bicycle and a flask. Condition? Let’s just say this copy has done its own fair share of “strolling.” A bit faded, a bit foxed, but still perfectly capable of transporting you to a thatched idyll where the loudest noise is a milk churn being set down. For lovers of cottagecore before it was a hashtag. Slight wear to dust jacket but the book is in pretty good shape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4291/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/strolling-through-cottage-england-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4290 Complete Book of Dice Games by Skip Frey Complete Book of Dice Games (1975) by Skip Frey (Hart Publishing) Before apps, before Xbox, before anyone thought “game night” needed themed snacks, there were dice – rattling, clattering, occasionally disappearing under the sofa. Skip Frey’s Complete Book of Dice Games (1975) is exactly what it says on the tin: a fat little manual of everything you can do with a few cubes of numbered plastic and some willing victims, sorry, friends. Packed with rules, variations, and probably a few arguments waiting to happen, this book covers classics and oddities alike, the kind of thing that kept people amused in pubs, dorms, basements, and scout huts throughout the 70s. Think of it as a time capsule from an era when entertainment came from rolling bones, not scrolling phones. Condition: very much “well-loved” – the sort of copy you’d expect to find in the back of a caravan or tucked into a games cupboard alongside a deck of cards missing the joker. A bit battered, maybe a doodle or two inside, but still perfectly ready to help you kill an evening without screens. Perfect for collectors of retro gaming lore, dice enthusiasts, or anyone who secretly enjoys yelling “Snake Eyes!” louder than is socially acceptable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4290/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/complete-book-of-dice-games-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hart Publishing 9780805501681 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4289 Uncommon Ground by Timothy Keller and John Inazu Uncommon Ground (2020) by Timothy Keller & John Inazu (Nelson Books) Uncommon Ground is one of those books that tries to make sense of why people can’t stop shouting at each other, and whether it’s still possible to share a society without tearing it apart. Timothy Keller (the late pastor and ever-thoughtful explainer of Christianity) teams up with law professor John Inazu to ask: how do you hold on to your convictions while living peacefully alongside people who totally disagree with you? A mix of essays, stories, and reflections from both authors and their contributors, the book pokes at ideas of pluralism, civility, and common life in a fractured culture. It’s half theology, half social commentary, and all very “what do we do now?” in tone. Condition: this copy has been read, maybe argued over, and possibly used as a coaster during a heated dinner debate. Pages intact, cover a bit scuffed, but perfectly fine for anyone who wants their dose of thoughtful Christian cultural engagement without paying full whack at Waterstones. Fine conditon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4289/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/uncommon-ground-aug-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson Books 9781400223152 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4288 Time and how to Spend it by James Wallman Time and How to Spend It (2019) by James Wallman (Penguin Books) Self-help meets lifestyle economics in James Wallman’s Time and How to Spend It – a book that tries to stop you wasting your life doomscrolling and nudges you toward doing things that might actually make you happy. Wallman riffs on psychology, anthropology and a touch of TED-talkery to argue that experiences, not stuff, make for a good life (yes, you’ve heard it before, but at least he puts it neatly). Think of it as a manual for choosing between another Saturday lost to Ikea or finally booking that trip, learning that skill, or spending time with people you like instead of the ones you’re stuck with. This 2019 Penguin paperback is very much in the “life optimisation” aisle – smart, breezy, full of acronyms, and aiming to make you feel both guilty and inspired. Condition: used, possibly coffee-ringed, with that faint whiff of self-improvement gone slightly stale. Perfect for anyone who wants to read about better use of time while procrastinating. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4288/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/time-and-how-to-spend-it-aug-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780753552650 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4286 Bound to Forgive by Lawrence Martin Jenco Bound to Forgive (1995) by Lawrence Martin Jenco – Ave Maria Press Here’s a book that doesn’t come out of the usual suburban book club circuit. Bound to Forgive is the memoir of Father Lawrence Martin Jenco, the Catholic priest kidnapped in Beirut in the 1980s and held hostage for 564 days. It’s not a thriller in the Tom Clancy sense, but a raw, deeply personal account of survival, prayer, and the unlikely spiritual journey that led him to forgive his captors. Published in 1995 by Ave Maria Press, this isn’t light reading – it’s a blend of harrowing detail, Catholic spirituality, and a very human wrestling with faith under pressure. Think: less “airport novel,” more “prison cell meditation.” Our copy? It’s got the usual signs of having been around the block – creases, maybe a coffee mark or two – but then again, a pristine copy of this would feel slightly wrong. A book about captivity and forgiveness probably should look like it’s been handled a few times. One for those interested in faith under fire, modern history, or the kind of resilience you don’t find on a TED Talk. Ex-library book from London Borough of Harrow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4286/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bound-to-forgive-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ave Maria Press 9780877935544 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4285 English University Life In The Middle Ages by Alan Cobban English University Life in the Middle Ages (1999) by Alan Cobban (Routledge) Ever wondered what students got up to before cheap lager, Freshers’ Week, and dodgy student unions? Alan Cobban’s English University Life in the Middle Ages digs deep into the world of Oxford and Cambridge when they were more about parchment, prayer, and occasional rioting with longbows than gap-year anecdotes. Published by Routledge in 1999, this scholarly yet surprisingly lively history traces the academic routines, social rituals, and messy politics of medieval university life. Expect plenty of detail on disputations, discipline, and why being a scholar in the 14th century wasn’t always much safer than being a mercenary. Condition: academic library vibes – sturdy, serviceable, probably with a whiff of dust and a few pencilled notes from a stressed-out student of medieval studies. If you like your higher education with gowns, Latin, and the occasional tavern brawl, this is your book. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4285/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-university-life-in-thmiddle-ages-aug-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9781857285178 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4284 The Observers Year - 366 Nights in the Universe by Patrick Moore The Observer’s Year – 366 Nights in the Universe (1998) by Patrick Moore (Springer) Good old Sir Patrick Moore – monocle, xylophone, and more lunar craters memorised than you’ve had hot dinners. In The Observer’s Year, first published in 1998, he takes you on a night-by-night ramble through the heavens, with 366 bite-sized entries so you never run out of excuses to go outside and squint upwards. Each page is a mix of practical advice, nuggets of astronomy, and Moore’s trademark enthusiasm for all things stellar. Think of it as a cosmic desk calendar without the tear-off pages – perfect for anyone who likes to feel superior at dinner parties by pointing out constellations. Condition? Well, this one has definitely been on more bookshelves than telescope mounts. A little rubbed, a little yellowed, but still perfectly readable – just the way we like them at Crappy Old Books. Ideal for amateur astronomers, Patrick Moore nostalgists, or anyone who wants a night-sky companion that isn’t an app. Condition near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4284/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-observers-year-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Springer 9783540761471 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4281 The Complete Plain Words by Ernest Gowers The Complete Plain Words (1964) – Ernest Gowers (HMSO) From the dusty vaults of British bureaucracy comes this classic guide to writing English as though you actually want to be understood. Originally commissioned by the Civil Service, Ernest Gowers’ The Complete Plain Words quickly escaped Whitehall and became the go-to handbook for anyone fed up with pompous prose, officialese, and linguistic waffle. This 1964 HMSO edition is a true period piece – the clipped civility of post-war Britain, sprinkled with Gowers’ dry wit and no-nonsense common sense. It’s not just a style guide, it’s a sly reminder that clear communication is rarer than hen’s teeth. Our copy, supplied by Crappy Old Books, comes with all the quirks you’d expect: a bit of foxing, perhaps a previous owner’s helpful underlining, and the faint aroma of the filing cabinet it once escaped from. Perfect for writers, editors, and pedants—or anyone who wants to see how the English language was rescued from the swamp of obfuscation (if only temporarily). Plain words about Plain Words: this is a book that still matters. Well cared for volume, near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4281/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-plain-words-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4280 Introducing Computers by FJM Laver Introducing Computers (1966) – F. J. M. Laver (HMSO) Offered by Crappy Old Books Step back into the days when computers filled entire rooms, hummed ominously, and were spoken of in hushed, reverent tones. In Introducing Computers (1966), F. J. M. Laver explains the mysterious new world of electronic brains to a mid-60s audience still more familiar with slide rules than silicon chips. Published by HMSO, this slim volume was once intended to enlighten civil servants about the promise (and perils) of automation—back when “data processing” meant punch cards and magnetic tape. Expect charming diagrams, confident predictions, and the kind of quaint optimism that only 1960s government publishing could deliver. A perfect relic for retro-tech collectors, computer history buffs, or anyone who likes their future delivered in a slightly yellowed, faintly musty paperback. From the shelves of Crappy Old Books—where yesterday’s modern marvels are today’s curiosities. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4280/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/introducing-computers-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4278 Paris Through the Ages by Pierre Couperie No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4278/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/paris-through-the-ages-aug-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Barrie and Jenkins 9780214652103 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4277 Gaudi Designer by Marta Ribalta Gaudí Designer (1978) – Marta Ribalta | Editorial Blume Offered by Crappy Old Books A handsome 1970s volume on Antoni Gaudí, the eccentric Catalan architect who bent stone, tile, and iron into impossible, dreamlike forms. Marta Ribalta’s Gaudí Designer (Editorial Blume, 1978) captures the decorative and structural genius of Barcelona’s most famous modernist with period photographs, illustrations, and insightful commentary. This isn’t a glossy coffee-table reprint but a true vintage edition – the kind of book that smells faintly of dust and old libraries, with just the right amount of wear on the cover to remind you it has lived a little. A solid copy for collectors, design students, or anyone who wants Gaudí’s surreal curves and mosaics on their shelf without spending Sagrada Família ticket prices. Condition: Used, with the usual scuffs and quirks you’d expect from something printed in the disco era – perfectly readable, utterly charming. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4277/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gaudi-designer-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Editorial Blume 9788470311000 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4276 Plakka by Jim Antoniou No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4276/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plakka-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lycabettus Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4275 Green River High by Duncan Kyle Green River High – Duncan Kyle (Fontana, 1980) Crappy Old Books is proud (well, maybe "resigned") to present another battered thriller rescued from the dusty abyss: Green River High by Duncan Kyle. Think Cold War adventure, jungle peril, and men with stiff upper lips charging headlong into danger without Google Maps. Kyle, a master of the “airport paperback” era, gives you dodgy politics, a dash of espionage, and plenty of action in a setting where survival is optional. This copy has survived four decades, several second-hand shops, and possibly a mug of tea spilled on page 73. The cover is pure 1980s pulp glory, the paper smells faintly of nostalgia (or mildew, depending on your nose), and it’s ready for another spin. Perfect if you: Like your thrillers with grit, mud, and the occasional implausible rescue. Collect forgotten Fontanas like badges of honour. Want to look like you’ve just stepped off a Harrison Ford film set. Another quality slice of pulp from Crappy Old Books, where every read is slightly foxed but never boring. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4275/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/grren-river-high-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006160014 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4274 Vergil - Georgics - 4 by JL Whiteley Vergil – Georgics IV (1969) – Edited by J.L. Whiteley – MacMillan and Co. A scholarly little number from the days when books were built to last longer than most marriages. This is J.L. Whiteley’s 1969 edition of the fourth book of Vergil’s Georgics, published by MacMillan and Co., with all the academic notes, Latin text, and commentary you could ever wish for (and probably more than you’ll actually read). Vergil’s bees are buzzing, Orpheus is grieving, and Whiteley is there to make sure you don’t get lost in the hexameters. A proper old-school classicist’s edition—thin paper, respectable font, and that faintly intimidating smell of academia. Condition: Exactly what you’d expect from a book that’s been knocking about since the late 60s—handled, loved, and possibly sworn at by generations of students. If you want pristine, go elsewhere; if you want character, you’re in the right place. Perfect for classicists, Latinists, or anyone who fancies impressing houseguests by leaving it casually on the coffee table. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4274/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vergil-georgics-4-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4271 Scenes from Euripides Trojan Women by F Kinchin Smith and Barbara J Hodge Scenes from Euripides’ Trojan Women (1961) – F. Kinchin Smith & Barbara J. Hodge (Macmillan & Co.) A well-thumbed slice of mid-century classroom drama, this slim volume brings Euripides’ tragic masterpiece into the hands of English schoolchildren of the 1960s. Edited with notes and vocabulary by F. Kinchin Smith and Barbara J. Hodge, it offers selected passages from The Trojan Women in Greek, complete with the earnest academic apparatus of its era. Expect a mix of careful scholarship and no-nonsense layout, designed less for coffee tables and more for chalk-dusted classrooms. The binding may creak, the pages may bear the scars of long-forgotten exams, but within lies Euripides’ searing lament on war, loss, and human suffering—served with the slightly austere flavour only a 1960s school edition can provide. Perfect for classicists, collectors of old Macmillan texts, or anyone who enjoys their Euripides with a whiff of dust and nostalgia. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4271/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scenes-from-euripides-trojan-women-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4270 The Fall of Athens by Xenophon The Fall of Athens (1965) by Xenophon – MacMillan and Co Another dusty relic from the grand shelves of history, this 1965 MacMillan edition of The Fall of Athens presents Xenophon’s cool-headed account of a city in decline. While Thucydides gave us the war in high tragic tones, Xenophon picks up the fragments and shows how Athens stumbled into ruin, hubris intact. Expect all the usual delights: hoplites, intrigue, Spartan smugness, and plenty of civic bickering. Our copy? Well, it’s not going to win any beauty contests. A little worn, a little yellowed – like Athens after the war – but still perfectly readable. If you want pristine, go elsewhere. If you want history with character (and maybe a faint smell of damp libraries), this one’s for you. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4270/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fall-of-athens-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4269 The Frogs by Aristophanes The Frogs (1905) by Aristophanes – Longmans Edition A century-old chorus still croaks! This 1905 Longmans edition of The Frogs brings Aristophanes’ razor-sharp wit into the Edwardian age, complete with its scholarly notes, sober type, and just enough foxing to reassure you it has lived a long, bookish life. The immortal comedy—where Dionysus descends to Hades in search of a decent playwright—is presented here for the earnest classicist, the nostalgic schoolmaster, or anyone who enjoys their Greek drama with a whiff of dust and old leather. Condition: worn but intact, much like the jokes themselves. Published by Longmans, Green & Co., 1905. Expect dog-eared dignity, yellowed pages, and the occasional ink blot from readers past. Another fine relic rescued and offered—croaking proudly—by Crappy Old Books. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4269/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-frogs-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4268 Where Eagles Dare by Alistair Maclean Where Eagles Dare – Alistair MacLean (Fontana, 1971) A battered old Fontana paperback of MacLean’s snowbound war classic – the one with Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood in the film, though this one stubbornly refuses to play on VHS. A handful of Allied agents parachute into the Bavarian Alps to pull off the mother of all rescue missions at Schloss Adler, a castle that makes AirBnB look a bit tame. There are double-crosses, cable cars, machine-gun duels, and the kind of icy dialogue that only makes sense if you’re chain-smoking through the 1960s. Condition: worn, well-thumbed, pages yellowing like a chain-smoker’s teeth – in other words, perfect. Smells faintly of damp attics and adventure. If you want a pristine copy, you’re in the wrong shop. If you want Alistair MacLean yelling “Action!” in paperback form, this is it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4268/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/where-eagles-dare-ayg-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4267 San Andreas by Alistair Maclean San Andreas (1985) – Alistair Maclean (Fontana edition) Another slab of chilly wartime suspense from Alistair Maclean, the man who brought you Where Eagles Dare and Ice Station Zebra. This time, the action takes place aboard a crippled British hospital ship in the freezing North Atlantic during WWII. Sabotage, spies, stormy seas, and the inevitable stiff-upper-lip heroics unfold in classic Maclean fashion. This particular copy? A well-thumbed Fontana paperback from 1985 – the pages have yellowed nobly with age, the spine’s probably seen more creases than a navy hammock, and it smells faintly of every damp bookshop you’ve ever loved. In short: the perfect condition for a Crappy Old Book. For fans of cold seas, colder plots, and the kind of prose that barrels along like a depth charge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4267/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/san-andreas-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006170266 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4266 The Golden Rendezvous by Alister MaClean The Golden Rendezvous – Alistair MacLean (Fontana, 1972) A battered old Fontana paperback from the days when thrillers smelled of tobacco, salt water and cheap paper. MacLean does what MacLean does best: a cargo ship, a shady crew, a touch of political intrigue, and a pile of gold that everyone would kill for. Throw in storms, sabotage, and a hero who’s tougher than the binding on this copy, and you’ve got yourself a proper 1970s nail-biter. Condition? Let’s just say this book has sailed more voyages than the ship in the story. Creased spine, yellowed pages, maybe a coffee ring or two—it’s lived a life, but it still reads like dynamite. Perfect if you like your thrillers salty, scruffy, and unapologetically Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4266/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-golden-rendezvous-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4265 High Citadel by Desmond Bagley High Citadel – Desmond Bagley (Fontana, 1973) Another cracking slice of cold-war adventure from the master of “ordinary blokes in extraordinary scrapes.” In High Citadel, a routine flight over the Andes turns into a survivalist nightmare when the plane crash-lands on a desolate mountainside. The passengers—a ragtag bunch including a crusty ex-RAF pilot, a deposed South American president, and a few reluctant tourists—must hold off a squad of armed soldiers while battling altitude, frostbite, and their own fears. Bagley throws everything into the mix: makeshift weapons, freezing blizzards, and desperate heroism at 14,000 feet. It’s as tight and breathless as thrillers get, with the author’s trademark knack for engineering detail and page-turning suspense. This battered old Fontana paperback has probably survived more commutes than its heroes did avalanches, but the story inside is as sharp and gripping as ever. Perfect if you like your thrillers taut, your villains ruthless, and your books slightly crumbly round the edges. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4265/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/high-citadel-c2-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006125396 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4264 Bahama Crisis by Desmond Bagley Bahama Crisis – Desmond Bagley (Fontana, 1982) Sun, sand, and sabotage. What could possibly go wrong? When Tom Mangan, a resort owner in the Bahamas, thinks he’s hit the jackpot with paradise living, life quickly shifts from cocktails on the beach to dodging bullets and unravelling an international conspiracy. Planes crash, fortunes vanish, and murder lurks just under the turquoise waters. Classic Desmond Bagley stuff: fast-paced, tightly plotted, and not a single pina colada in sight. This battered Fontana paperback has clearly survived a few holidays of its own — sand still in the spine, pages slightly tanned like they’ve been sunbathing too long, and that unmistakable “80s thriller” cover that screams airport newsstand. Perfect for anyone who likes their thrillers salty, sweaty, and unapologetically paperback. Condition: Crappy but readable. Expect creases, a whiff of nostalgia, and the occasional plot twist hiding between the dog-eared pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4264/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bahama-crisis-aug-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006163046 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4263 The Snow Tiger by Desmond Bagley The Snow Tiger – Desmond Bagley (Fontana, 1979) Another frosty slice of vintage Bagley thrills. This time we’re in New Zealand, where avalanches don’t care about your personal problems. Villagers are trapped, secrets are buried under the snow, and only one man stands between civilisation and a very chilly obituary. Expect rugged landscapes, tense confrontations, and more snow than your central heating budget can handle. This is proper 1970s paperback suspense: dog-eared, yellowed, and carrying the faint aroma of every bus, train, and caravan holiday it’s survived since the Thatcher years. The cover promises danger in the mountains, the pages deliver it—though possibly with a sprinkling of tea stains and underlining from a previous owner who fancied themselves an avalanche expert. A cracking winter read, best enjoyed with a blanket, a mug of something hot, and the knowledge that you don’t actually live in Bagley’s disaster-prone universe. Spine is slightly sloped. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4263/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-snow-tiger-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006156840 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4262 High Citadel by Desmond Bagley High Citadel – Desmond Bagley (Fontana, 1980) Plane goes down in the Andes, the pilot’s a traitor, and suddenly a ragtag bunch of passengers – schoolteachers, politicians, a frail old lady and an alcoholic – are forced into a last stand against heavily armed guerrillas. Their only hope of survival? A freezing mountain pass, rusty rifles, and one desperate plan. Bagley, master of the high-stakes thriller, delivers another taut, snowbound adventure where courage is tested and nobody is guaranteed to see the valley below. This is the 1980 Fontana paperback, with that satisfyingly chunky pulp feel and the kind of gloriously dated cover that practically screams “dad’s holiday read.” A bit worn around the edges (like the heroes inside), pages nicely tanned to a rich tea-stain patina, but still perfectly readable. A cracking survival yarn, straight from the golden age of airport thrillers – for the price of a pint, you can have a mountain siege in your pocket. Spine is sloped as often happens with old paperbacks but page block is firm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4262/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/high-citadel-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006155843 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4261 The New Avengers 1 - House of Cards by Peter Cave The New Avengers 1 – House of Cards (1976) by Peter Cave (Futura Publications) From the glory days when TV tie-ins were bashed out faster than Steed could twirl his umbrella, here comes the very first New Avengers paperback. Peter Cave – veteran of pulp paperbacks and quick-turnaround jobs – delivers a brisk little adventure featuring Steed, Gambit, and Purdey (yes, Joanna Lumley before she got permanently stuck in Absolutely Fabulous). In House of Cards, shadowy conspiracies, dodgy foreign agents, and enough sinister goings-on to keep MI5 busy all unfold with the grace and subtlety of a 1970s action sequence. Expect karate chops, secret lairs, and witty quips that read exactly like they were transcribed by someone who once watched the show with the sound down. Printed by Futura in 1976, this slice of paperback nostalgia is as gloriously dated as a kipper tie and just as hard to take seriously. Perfect if you like your spy fiction campy, quick, and slightly tatty round the edges – just how we like our stock at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4261/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/house-of-cards-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura Publications 9780860074724 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4257 Intellegenda - Comprehension Exercises in Latin Prose and Verse by MG Balme Intellegenda: Comprehension Exercises in Latin Prose and Verse by M. G. Balme | Oxford University Press | 1970 (1972 reprint, ~153 pages) Dusty. Affordable. Scholarly. Breathe new (old) life into your Latin studies with this delightfully cranky classic from Oxford University Press. Packed with around seventy short passages—spanning prose and verse and grouped into twenty‑one perennially confused‑hope scenarios—Intellegenda gives you more than just Latin: it’s Latin with a purpose. Each passage faces its own “helpful” vocabulary aid and linguistic pointers—sometimes as cryptic as the passages themselves—but hey, they’re there! And the questions? Oh, they range from “What just happened?” to “Actually, why do you suppose that happened?”, in true Oxford exam‑prep style. Plus, Balme insists you don’t translate first—understand in Latin, he says. Challenging, rewarding, and just dusty enough to show you’ve been around the learning block. If you’ve finished your grammar or reading book and still want real Latin (with a side of academic cheek), this thrift‑priced treasure is for you. Ex-school book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4257/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/intellegenda-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198317753 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4255 Your Compact Camera by Adrian Bailey No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4255/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/your-compact-camera-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Elm Tree Books 9780241126264 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4254 Satires I III X by Juvenal Satires I, III, X – Juvenal (Bristol Classical Press, 1991) Here it is: a battered little volume of Roman grumbling, sneering, and moralising, courtesy of Juvenal—the ancient world’s undisputed champion of snark. This edition (Bristol Classical Press, 1991) gathers Satires I, III, and X, complete with notes and commentary for the poor modern reader who doesn’t speak fluent sarcastic Latin. Expect venom about corrupt lawyers, dodgy politicians, shameless social climbers, and all the other human failings that, two millennia later, look depressingly familiar. It’s witty, it’s caustic, and it makes you wonder if anything ever changes. Condition? Well, it’s been around a while—probably dropped in a toga-party punchbowl at least once—but the text is all there and legible. Perfect if you like your classics with a bit of edge (and don’t mind a slightly “well-loved” copy). This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4254/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/satires-i-iii-x-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bristol Classical Press 9780906515037 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4252 Metamorphoses- Book VIII by Ovid Metamorphoses: Book VIII (1983) by Ovid – Oxford University Press Ah yes, nothing says bedtime reading like a 2,000-year-old Roman epic crammed into a slim Oxford paperback from 1983. This is Book VIII of Ovid’s Metamorphoses, so expect plenty of transformations, tragedies, and gods behaving badly. Think monster hunts, hubristic heroes, and the occasional grisly feast — all wrapped in the kind of scholarly commentary that makes you wonder if the editor ever had a social life. Our copy is the 1983 Oxford University Press edition, which means sturdy academic respectability, slightly yellowing paper, and that faint whiff of being abandoned in a library basement for decades. A must for classicists, myth buffs, or anyone who enjoys a bit of light cannibalism in their poetry. Condition: lovingly “pre-owned,” with the kind of wear that says it has definitely been opened more than once but probably not read all the way through. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace of John Whitgift school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4252/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/metamorphoses-book-viii-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198144601 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4251 The Fisher Maiden by Bjornstjerne Bjornson The Fisher Maiden By Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson Publisher: University Press of the Pacific (July 16, 2003) — 316 pp Rediscover a timeless gem of Nordic literature—the captivating tale of Mari, a young maiden from a humble coastal village in Norway, whose beauty and spirit stir ambition, love, and creative yearning. Originally penned in the late 19th century, this lyrical narrative brings to life the emotional currents of artistic temperament and the pull of destiny within the simple rhythms of rural life. Endorsed by Hamilton Wright Mabie as "a fresh, free, deep‑seeing interpretation of the temptations, struggles, joys, sorrows, pains, and exaltations of the artistic temperament," The Fisher Maiden stands as "a more authentic disclosure of [Bjornson’s] idealism, his poetic conception of life, his love of art," and his embrace of humor, pathos, empathy, and soaring emotion. This 2003 reprint by University Press of the Pacific brings Bjørnson’s nuanced portrait of passion, calling, and societal expectation to modern readers in a beautifully rendered paperback edition. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4251/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fisher-maiden-aug-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University Press of the Pacific 9781410207524 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4250 Reformation Christianity V5 by Peter Matheson Reformation Christianity Edited by Peter Matheson | Fortress Press, 2007 | Volume 5 of A People’s History of Christianity Crappy Old Books Special Blurb Think the Reformation was just about hammering theses to doors and theological fist‑fights? Think again. In this thoroughly illustrated volume, destined to gather dust in a charmingly creaky corner of your shelf, historian Peter Matheson and a cadre of savvy social historians turn the spotlight onto the real players—ordinary people. Delve into how childbearing and rural piety, martyrdom and a "good death," emerging lay theology, and even village gossip shaped the Reformation from the ground up. With around 50 illustrations, handy maps, and an 8‑page color gallery, it’s a feast for the eyes as well as the mind. Whether you’re a theology nerd, a history buff, or just someone browsing for something that looks intellectual enough to impress, this volume offers a fresh and vivid tapestry of faith animated in everyday life. Grab this at Crappy Old Books—where even the oldest titles find new life! Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4250/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reformation-christianity-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fortress Press 9780800634155 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4248 Electra Antigone Philoctetes by Sophocles Electra, Antigone, Philoctetes (1992) – Sophocles | Cambridge University Press Three ancient Greek tragedies bundled together in a single neat little Cambridge volume—Electra, Antigone, and Philoctetes. That’s vengeance, defiance, and a grumpy wounded soldier all in one place. Published in 1992 by Cambridge University Press, this edition offers the classical texts with scholarly seriousness, though you’ll likely be buying it because you just need Sophocles in your life (or on your reading list). It’s not shiny, it’s not new, and it may carry the faint aroma of a thousand classrooms—but it still does the job. At Crappy Old Books, we won’t promise pristine; we’ll promise authentic. This copy has lived a life, much like Sophocles’ characters—slightly battered, maybe a pencil note or two, but still carrying all the tragic punch you’d expect. Condition near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4248/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sophocles-aug-2025.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521220101 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4247 Demosthenis - Three Private Speeches by FC Doherty Demosthenes – Three Private Speeches (1958) Edited by F. C. Doherty (Clarendon Press, Oxford University Press) Available—somehow—from Crappy Old Books Blurb: Crack open this dusty relic from 1958 and step into the legal labyrinth of ancient Athens. Here lie three of Demosthenes’ lesser-known but equally compelling private orations—battles fought not before the assembly, but in the quiet corners of Athenian law courts. F. C. Doherty, a scholarly but not exactly hip editor, labors to unwrap these Greek-Latin nuggets with meticulous notes and academic rigour. If you’re looking for the rhetorical fire of public oratory, you might be disappointed. But if you’re a sucker for realpolitik in legislature—suits about inheritance, name disputes, or private slights—this is your underground gold. Think of it as Athenian soap opera, narrated via finely backhanded legalese. Crappy Old Books hastily assures you that, yes, the binding is intact and few library stamps might haunt the margins—but the contents remain enthrallingly intact. Expect cramped footnotes, clipped Greek passages, and the faint smell of scholastic endeavour gone by. For anyone who finds the gritty minutiae of private litigation fascinating, this unassuming paperback might just be the hidden gem in your stack. Why this works: It nods to the academic nature of the work — edited with notes and containing Greek text . It lightly teases the focus on “private speeches” – as opposed to Demosthenes’ famous public orations. It maintains a cheeky tone in line with the “Crappy Old Books” branding, while acknowledging the book’s age and format. It captures the appeal for niche readers—enthusiasts of classical legal drama, ancient rhetoric, and dusty scholarly tomes. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4247/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/demosthenis-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4246 The Medea of Euripides by PB Halcombe The Medea of Euripides (1898) — Translated by P.B. Halcombe, published by Blackie and Son Fresh from the year 1898 (well, not that fresh anymore), this venerable school edition of Euripides’ Medea comes with all the trimmings you’d expect: faded cloth boards, the odd pencil scribble from a long-forgotten student, and that unmistakable smell of Very Old Book™. Halcombe’s translation and notes were meant to guide young scholars through one of the darkest and most enduring Greek tragedies—where betrayal, revenge, and child-murder make for a light afternoon’s reading. Published by Blackie and Son, a name that practically screams “respectable Victorian educational text,” this copy is a charming relic from an era when classics were beaten into schoolchildren with both rigor and regularity. Perfect for the collector of antiquated translations, the lover of tragic drama, or anyone who just wants to own something both a little scholarly and a little shabby. At Crappy Old Books, we specialise in the not-quite-perfect survivors of the past—and this one wears its age proudly. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4246/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-medea-of-euripides-aug-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackie and Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4245 Life in Roman Britain by Anthony Birley Life in Roman Britain (1968) – Anthony Birley (Batsford) Step back nearly two thousand years – and also into the very 1960s – with this classic little volume from the popular Batsford series. Anthony Birley, a respected historian of the Roman world, offers a lively and accessible account of what everyday life was like under the Romans in Britain: towns and villas, soldiers and farmers, religion, trade, and the uneasy coexistence of conquerors and natives. This 1968 edition, published by Batsford, is a compact, no-nonsense guide: part history, part time machine, and all very much of its era. Expect line drawings, a scattering of black-and-white illustrations, and that unmistakable mid-century textbook feel. At Crappy Old Books, we celebrate exactly this sort of thing – a book that may be slightly battered at the edges but still delivers a solid dose of Roman roads, mosaics, and Latin inscriptions. Perfect for the armchair archaeologist, the nostalgia-soaked student, or anyone who just wants to know what the Romans really did for us. Hardback with good paper dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4245/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-in-roman-britain-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Batsford no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4244 Rhesus and Helen by Euripides Rhesus and Helen (1965) – Euripides (Macmillan) Offered by Crappy Old Books Two Euripidean oddities in one slim, respectable-looking Macmillan volume. Rhesus—probably not even by Euripides, but it’s been keeping scholars arguing for centuries—and Helen, where Euripides decides the whole Trojan War might have been fought over the wrong woman entirely. A neat little hardback for those who like their classics with a side of textual doubt and improbable plots. Binding solid, pages aged to the colour of weak tea, dust jacket (if present) battered in that uniquely "Crappy Old Books" fashion. Perfect for anyone who enjoys Greek tragedy, or simply wants something highbrow to leave lying around the coffee table. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4244/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rhesus-and-helen-aug-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4242 Cornelli Taciti Annalium Libri XIII-XVI by Henry Furneaux Cornelii Taciti Annalium Libri XIII–XVI (1962) — ed. Henry Furneaux Oxford: Oxford University Press Step into the darkest corridors of Julio-Claudian Rome with Tacitus at his iciest best. This classic Oxford edition gathers Books 13–16 of the Annals—the reigns of Nero and the slow-motion collapse of everything decent—presented in crisp Latin with Henry Furneaux’s time-tested notes. Long trusted by students and scholars, Furneaux’s commentary is compact, incisive, and wonderfully old-school: the kind that explains a knotty ablative absolute and then quietly gossips about Roman politics. Why this copy from Crappy Old Books? Proper Oxford cloth: the durable OUP library binding you can thump on a desk without fear. Furneaux’s apparatus & notes: lean, learned, and still seriously useful for close reading. Prime slice of Tacitus: the Great Fire, the Pisonian conspiracy, philosophy vs. tyranny—Latin prose at knife-edge. Classics-shelf essential: perfect for revision, translation drills, or just admiring how economical Latin can be when it’s sharpening a dagger. Details Publisher: Oxford University Press Year: 1962 reprint of the standard Furneaux edition Language: Latin (with scholarly notes in English) Format: Hardback, OUP series uniform Condition (our brutally honest take): [Gently handled academic veteran: clean text, sturdy binding, some pencil ghosts in the margins where smarter people have been before you. Dust-jacket, if present, has seen things. Exactly the sort of book that smells faintly of libraries and victory.] Add it to your cart—because nothing says “leisure reading” like imperial paranoia in impeccable Latin. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4242/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cornelii-taciti-annalium-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4241 Journey to Hesperia by CG Cooper Journey to Hesperia (1965) by C.G. Cooper (Macmillan) From the dusty shelves of forgotten mid-century publishing comes Journey to Hesperia, a curious little relic by C.G. Cooper. Part science fiction, part fever dream, it follows a band of idealists who set out to colonise a “new Eden” called Hesperia—only to discover that paradise is never quite as advertised. Cooper mixes Cold War paranoia with pulpy adventure, resulting in a tale that feels equal parts social commentary and space opera, though perhaps not always gracefully. This 1965 Macmillan edition is classic Crappy Old Books fare: the dust jacket has seen better days, the typeface screams school library discard, and the prose itself is as uneven as the Martian terrain. Still, for readers who love obscure mid-century sci-fi oddities—or anyone who wants to impress their friends with a book they’ve never heard of—this is a true collector’s curio. Crappy, yes. Old, definitely. But weirdly charming. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. Slight water damage to a couple of the first pages, nothing serious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4241/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/journey-to-hesperia-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4240 The Odes of Pindar by Geoffrey S Conway The Odes of Pindar Geoffrey S. Conway (trans.), Everyman’s University Library, 1972 Step right up and snag yourself a copy of one of ancient Greece’s most exalted poetic treasures—now lovingly rescued from some dusty, half-broken shelf and brought to you by Crappy Old Books! This 1972 Everyman’s University Library edition features the cracklingly vibrant translations of Pindar’s celebrated victory odes by Geoffrey S. Conway—poems that once echoed across the Panhellenic festivals, honoring athletic triumphs with soaring, ornate language worthy of Olympus itself. Why bother with this one? Timeless grandeur on a budget – Conway captures Pindar’s intricate, stately style with scholarly finesse, making even a battered paperback feel as impressive as a laurel crown. Pedants welcome – Comes with footnotes, intros, and all the academic trappings to impress your Classics professor (or at least your poshest friend). Tempting imperfections – Maybe that spine’s cracking, the pages smell like yesterday’s mothballs, or the cover’s sporting a tear—but hey, that’s character. And you’re getting a slice of Greek literary glory without draining your wallet. Conversation starter – “Why yes, this battered old volume in my lap just happens to contain Pindar’s exalted odes.” Cue nods of respect. If you don’t mind your translation with a garnish of age and thrift-shop charm, this Conway edition offers an exquisite—and affordably crumbly—doorway into Pindar’s intricate, myth-laden odes. Get it while supplies (and binding strength) last! This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4240/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-odes-of-pindar-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans University Library 9780460010177 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4239 The Looking Glass War by John Le Carre The Looking Glass War (1966) – John le Carré (Pan Books) Ah yes, another Cold War classic from the man who made betrayal, bureaucracy, and badly dressed spies into page-turners. In The Looking Glass War, le Carré turns his weary gaze on the shabby little departments of British intelligence, where middle-aged men still dream of past glories and cling to filing cabinets like life rafts. A plan is hatched, a spy is dispatched, and — spoiler — things don’t go quite as smoothly as James Bond might have managed. This is the 1966 Pan Books paperback, the kind you might find yellowing nobly on a shelf, exhaling that comforting old-book smell of paper, dust, and regret. The cover promises intrigue; the pages deliver a brilliantly bleak reminder that espionage is less martinis and tuxedos, more raincoats and clerical errors. Crappy Old Books: we don’t sell shiny, we sell stories with mileage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4239/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-looking-glass-war-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330202107 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4238 The Best of British Bacon Recipes by Mary Norwak The Best of British Bacon Recipes (1979) by Mary Norwak (The Sales Machine) – as sold by Crappy Old Books Straight from 1979 and sizzling with nostalgia, Mary Norwak’s The Best of British Bacon Recipes is a pork-powered celebration of Britain’s favourite breakfast staple. Part of “The Sales Machine” series, this little gem serves up hearty, comforting dishes that showcase bacon in all its salty glory. Whether you fancy traditional fry-ups, thrifty midweek suppers, or quirky culinary experiments only the late ’70s could dream up, this book has you covered. At Crappy Old Books, we can’t promise it won’t smell faintly of someone else’s kitchen shelf, but we can promise genuine vintage charm, a dash of retro kitsch, and the kind of recipes your nan might have cut out of Woman’s Own. Perfect for collectors, bacon lovers, or anyone who believes everything tastes better wrapped in rashers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4238/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-of-british-bacon-recipes-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Sales Machine no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4237 Gorky Park by Martin Cruz Smith Gorky Park (1982) – Martin Cruz Smith (Pan Books) A battered old Pan paperback of Gorky Park, the Cold War crime thriller that made Martin Cruz Smith’s name. Three corpses in Moscow’s Gorky Park kick off a grimly fascinating tale of murder, politics, and paranoia. Enter Inspector Arkady Renko, weary but relentless, dragging himself through the snow and bureaucracy in pursuit of the truth. This copy isn’t new (we wouldn’t be called Crappy Old Books otherwise). The pages have yellowed like an old Soviet file, the cover has seen better winters, and the spine may creak like a Moscow tram—but the story inside is as sharp and chilling as ever. If you fancy a classic slice of 1980s Cold War noir, complete with snow, suspicion, and a detective who can’t stop asking the wrong questions, this scruffy old paperback is just the ticket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4237/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gorky-park-aug-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330266734 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4236 Seasonal Menus for Home Entertaining by Clare Payne Seasonal Menus for Home Entertaining (1982) by Clare Payne is a charming slice of early-’80s domestic wizardry—practical, unfussy, and deeply fond of cooking with the seasons. Published by Woodhead-Faulkner, it gathers thoughtful, ready-to-serve menu ideas for everything from cosy autumn suppers to bright spring lunches, with the kind of calm, no-nonsense guidance that makes hosting feel easy rather than epic. It’s exactly the sort of vintage kitchen companion you reach for when you want classic flavours, sensible planning, and a little retro swagger on the table. Why you’ll love it (yes, even you): Proper seasonal menus: starters → mains → puds, planned so you’re not chained to the stove. Clear, host-friendly advice for pulling a meal together without panic. A tidy time capsule of British home entertaining—perfect for collectors and nostalgic cooks alike. At a glance Author: Clare Payne Title: Seasonal Menus for Home Entertaining Publisher: Woodhead-Faulkner Year: 1982 Sold by Crappy Old Books—gloriously pre-loved and all the better for it. Exact edition and condition as shown; expect a little shelf-worn charm and plenty of usable wisdom. Condition near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4236/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/seasonal-menus-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Woodhead-Faulkner no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4235 Understanding Company Financial Statements by RH Parker Understanding Company Financial Statements (1983) – R.H. Parker (Pelican Books) Ever stared at a company’s balance sheet and thought it looked like ancient hieroglyphics? Back in 1983, R.H. Parker sat down and wrote this neat little guide to demystify the dark arts of profit and loss, assets and liabilities, and all those figures accountants seem to invent to keep the rest of us confused. Published by Pelican (when they were still in the business of making the general public smarter), this book is part time capsule, part practical guide. Sure, some numbers may be in pounds sterling from the Thatcher era, but the basics of understanding a company’s financial statements haven’t changed all that much. Perfect if you want to: Impress colleagues with your sudden fluency in accounting jargon. Decode those intimidating annual reports. Or just enjoy a good rummage through an accessible 80s paperback with classic Pelican vibes. This copy comes with that delightful "read and loved" aura you only get from Crappy Old Books. A solid addition for anyone who wants to understand business without having to take an MBA—or sell their soul to the Big Four. Great condition, only one small crease in colver. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4235/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/understanding-company-financial-statements-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140224214 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4234 More Exploits of Sherlock Holmes by Adrian Conan Doyle and John Dickson Carr More Exploits of Sherlock Holmes (1964) — Adrian Conan Doyle & John Dickson Carr Published by John Murray Offered by Crappy Old Books Return to Baker Street for a fresh set of mysteries drawn from Dr. Watson’s tantalising “untold cases.” In this companion volume, Arthur Conan Doyle’s son teams up with locked-room maestro John Dickson Carr to conjure new adventures that feel utterly canonical—fogbound London, ticking clues, and Holmes’s cool deductions cutting through the smoke. Expect faithful Watsonian narration, ingenious puzzle plots, and that unmistakable atmosphere of hansom cabs, gaslight, and sudden peril. Whether you’re a dyed-in-the-deerstalker Holmesian or a Golden Age mystery fan, this is prime fireside sleuthing. Why you’ll like it: Convincing pastiches that echo the original voice Devious, fair-play mysteries with Carr’s trademark ingenuity A classic 1964 Murray edition for the shelf (and the armchair) Crappy Old Books: proudly peddling the worthy, the weathered, and the wonderfully weird—so you can investigate in comfort. I have reglued the spine on this so it should be good for at least one careless reader or two to come. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4234/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/more-exploits-of-sherlock-holmes-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Murray no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4233 The Little Tour - A Journey to Europes Four Minitaure States - Andora Monaco Leichtenstein and San Marino by Giles Playfair and Constantine Fitz Gibbo The Little Tour: A Journey to Europe’s Four Miniature States — Andorra, Monaco, Liechtenstein & San Marino (c.1950) Giles Playfair & Constantine FitzGibbon — The Travel Book Club Offered by Crappy Old Books A charming passport to pocket-sized Europe. In this jaunty post-war romp, Playfair and FitzGibbon thread mountain passes and marble promenades to capture four sovereign curiosities: misty Andorra, glittering Monaco, storybook Liechtenstein, and cliff-top San Marino. With wry British wit and keen reporter’s eyes, they linger over border huts, café gossip, princelings and parliaments, tracing how tiny nations keep their dignity—and their sovereignty—between larger neighbors. Perfect for armchair travelers, lovers of obscure geography, and anyone who enjoys a brisk stroll through history with a twinkle in the prose. A delightful time capsule of mid-century travel, when a good map, a bus ticket, and an open border could still feel like magic. Why this book? Snapshot of four European microstates just after the war Breezy, observant travel writing by two seasoned authors Catnip for map nerds, stamp collectors, and lovers of odd borders Adopt this compact classic from Crappy Old Books—because small countries (and well-worn hardbacks) deserve big affection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4233/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-little-tour-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4232 Elephant Kingdom by HN Marshall Elephant Kingdom (1959) – H. N. Marshall The Travel Book Club edition Offered by Crappy Old Books Stride into a world where jungles steam at dawn and the earth trembles under slow, intelligent feet. In Elephant Kingdom, H. N. Marshall delivers a classic slice of mid-century travel writing—observant, unhurried, and full of encounters that linger: working camps at the forest’s edge, river crossings at dusk, and the quiet communication between elephants and the people who live alongside them. Marshall’s eye for landscape and character turns each chapter into a small expedition, from campfires and caravan trails to marketplaces where stories travel faster than trains. Part natural history, part cultural portrait, this is a window onto a time and place when the elephant was not just spectacle, but colleague, compass, and lifeline. Why you’ll love it: Evocative, old-school travel prose with a keen naturalist’s touch Vivid portraits of elephant craft, lore, and daily life A handsome 1959 Travel Book Club volume for collectors and armchair explorers Adopt this vintage wanderer from Crappy Old Books—we specialise in the dog-eared, the determined, and the deeply readable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4232/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/elephant-kingdom-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4227 Mountain Holidays by Janet Adam Smith Mountain Holidays (1948) – Janet Adam Smith The Travel Book Club edition Offered by Crappy Old Books A clear-eyed, quietly exhilarating classic of mountain writing. In Mountain Holidays, Janet Adam Smith charts days on ridges and nights in inns from the Scottish Highlands to continental ranges, blending route-finding and weather-luck with the keen observations of a critic who also climbs. Expect crisp portraits of companions, lucid sketches of valleys and passes, and an honest look at why people keep going up when comfort lies down. This 1948 Travel Book Club edition carries the brisk, post-war spirit of discovery—part memoir, part travelogue, all love letter to high places. Perfect for readers of Nan Shepherd and W. H. Murray, armchair alpinists, and anyone who knows that a good day out can begin in drizzle and end in sunlight. Why pick this up: A cornerstone voice in British mountain literature Evocative, unfussy prose that puts you on the ridge A vintage slice of climbing life before the age of modern kit Crappy Old Books: rescuing the worthy, the weathered, and the well-thumbed—so you can head for the hills without leaving your chair. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4227/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mountain-holidays-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4226 The Amazon by Robin Furneaux The Amazon (1971) – Robin Furneaux Readers Union edition — offered by Crappy Old Books A sweeping journey from the Andes to the Atlantic, Robin Furneaux’s classic tells the story of the world’s greatest river—its rainforest, peoples, wildlife, and the outsiders who tried to map, mine, missionise, and mythologise it. Blending history with vivid travel writing, Furneaux traces conquistadors and naturalists, rubber barons and river pilots, showing how the Amazon shapes—and is shaped by—human ambition and the relentless pulse of water and forest. Why you’ll like it: Big-picture narrative with lively detail—geography, ecology, and culture in one readable volume Clear-eyed on exploration, exploitation, and the fragile richness of the basin A foundational mid-century account for armchair travellers and Amazon obsessives alike Crappy Old Books: rescuing the well-thumbed and the weird since forever. This one’s ready for another voyage up-river (and onto your shelf). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4226/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-amazon-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Readers Union no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4225 The Snow People by Marie Herbert The Snow People (1973) – Marie Herbert Book Club Associates edition Offered by Crappy Old Books A luminous Arctic memoir from the edge of the world. While explorer Wally Herbert led polar expeditions, Marie Herbert lived among the Inughuit community of northwest Greenland, learning the cadences of a life shaped by sea ice, winter light, and deep kinship. With clarity and warmth, she records the everyday—building homes, sharing food, raising children—as well as the ceremonies, stories, and skills that let people thrive in a landscape outsiders call barren. Herbert’s eye is observant and compassionate; her voice, intimate without ever being intrusive. The result is part travel writing, part anthropology, wholly human—an invitation to see the Arctic not as a blank on the map but as a living, storied home. Why you’ll love it: A vivid, respectful portrait of Inughuit life in the early 1970s Evocative Arctic atmosphere—snowlight, silence, and resilience For readers of classic exploration memoirs and cultural narratives Crappy Old Books: rescuing the worthy, the weathered and the weird—so you can curl up somewhere warm and go somewhere cold. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4225/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-snow-people-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4224 Guatemala - Home of the Mayas by Joan Lloyd Guatemala – Home of the Mayas (1963) — Joan Lloyd The Travel Book Club edition Offered by Crappy Old Books A vivid mid-century journey through Guatemala’s highlands and lowlands, Joan Lloyd’s travelogue captures a country of volcano-ringed lakes, bustling mercados, colonial plazas, and ancient Maya sites. With a reporter’s eye and a listener’s ear, Lloyd moves from the cobbles of Antigua to the shores of Lake Atitlán and onward to jungle temples, sketching everyday life alongside history and legend. It’s a portrait of Guatemala on the cusp of modernity, attentive to Maya traditions, crafts, language, foodways, and festival rhythms. Why you’ll love it: Classic 1960s armchair travel with cultural insight and scene-setting charm Evocative snapshots of towns, textiles, rituals, and ruins before mass tourism A collectible Travel Book Club title for fans of Mesoamerican history Crappy Old Books: proudly peddling the worthy, the weathered, and the weird—because some journeys smell faintly of old paper and adventure. Hardback with paper dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4224/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/guatemala-home-of-the-mayas-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4223 Better Homes and Gardens Casserole Cook Book by Better Homes and Gardens Better Homes and Gardens Casserole Cook Book (1973) — Better Homes and Gardens Bantam Books • Offered by Crappy Old Books Slide on the oven mitts and embrace peak comfort food. This vintage treasure from Better Homes and Gardens celebrates the golden age of casseroles—weeknight saviors, potluck heroes, and the coziest way to turn a handful of pantry staples into dinner that feels like a hug. Inside you’ll find: One-pan bakes for busy nights (hello, tuna noodle and tamale pie cousins) Company-worthy casseroles with crisp, bubbling tops Budget stretchers that make leftovers sing Make-ahead and freezer-friendly tips for stress-free meals Classic toppings & textures: crumbly, crunchy, creamy, and cheesy Whether you’re chasing nostalgia, outfitting a retro kitchen, or just want dependable, crowd-pleasing recipes, this 1973 edition delivers the hearty, unfussy magic that made casseroles a staple. Crappy Old Books: rescuing the worthy, the weathered, and the wonderfully retro—so your Pyrex never goes hungry. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4223/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/better-homes-and-gardens-casserole-cook-book-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4221 One Two Buckle My Shoe by Agatha Christie One, Two, Buckle My Shoe (1940) — Agatha Christie Collins Crime Club Offered by Crappy Old Books A routine trip to the dentist turns deadly when Hercule Poirot’s practitioner is found shot moments after the great detective leaves the chair. Suicide, says the official line. Murder, says Poirot—especially when other patients from that morning begin to vanish, reappear, or turn up inconveniently dead. As the nursery rhyme ticks onward—one, two… three, four…—the case tightens around a powerful banker with enemies, a tangle of false identities, and a killer who counts on misdirection as neatly as Christie counts her clues. Expect razor-clean plotting, sly political undercurrents, and Poirot in peak moustache-twirling form. A classic Golden Age puzzle where every appointment card, alibi, and buckle matters. Why you’ll want this: Prime-period Poirot with a body in a locked surgery and a rhyme as roadmap Twists worthy of a second read (and a third) Essential for Christie collectors and anyone who likes their clues fair and their villains crafty Crappy Old Books: proudly peddling the venerable, the foxed, and the fiendishly clever. I have repaired the bottom spine and reglued the book block in. Its OK, but the first blacnk page is a bit twisted. Its only slight, but its better than falling to bits as it was and the book is now good for all general occasions, even for less fussy collectors. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4221/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-two-buckle-my-shoe-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crime Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4217 Twelth Night by William Shakespeare Twelfth Night (1940) — William Shakespeare Penguin Books — offered by Crappy Old Books Shipwrecks, disguises, and wildly misdirected love: Shakespeare’s most effervescent comedy washes up in Illyria, where Viola becomes “Cesario,” Orsino pines, Olivia swoons, and poor Malvolio struts in yellow stockings. Feste sings, the pranksters scheme, and identity—like the tide—refuses to stay put. This vintage 1940 Penguin brings classic pocket-book charm to a play that still fizzes with wordplay and heart. Ideal for students, actors, and anyone who likes their romance with a side of mischief and a spritz of sea air. Why you’ll love this copy: A timeless comedy of mistaken identity and second chances Compact vintage Penguin feel—made for coat pockets and train rides Perfect for re-reading favorite scenes (and practicing that Malvolio glare) Crappy Old Books: rescuing the well-thumbed, faintly foxed, and utterly readable—so you can revel in the classics without the pomp. I have made a repair on the spine to this to reattached the cover to the book block, and its quite useable now. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4217/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/twelfth-night-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4216 To A God Unknown by John Steinbeck To a God Unknown (1962) — John Steinbeck Corgi Books paperback Offered by Crappy Old Books Steinbeck’s strange, beautiful early novel follows Joseph Wayne, a settler in a raw California valley whose fierce love for the land borders on the sacred. As seasons turn to drought, belief, luck, and sacrifice tangle: a family fractures, crops wither, and Joseph’s private worship collides with a community’s fear. Pagan hush, Biblical thunder—this is Steinbeck testing the edges of faith, nature, and the price of belonging. Why you’ll like it: Lush, myth-tinged California writing from a Nobel great Big themes (land, faith, fate) in a taut, haunting story Perfect companion to East of Eden and The Grapes of Wrath for completists Edition notes: Corgi 1962 mass-market paperback. Expect the honest patina of a well-traveled book—light creases, toned pages, maybe a name inside—exact condition confirmed at checkout. Crappy Old Books: rescuing the worthy, the weathered, and the wonderfully weird. I have repaired the inner hinges on both the front and back covers with paper-hinges as the covers were near to coming away. Its a subtle, yet strong repair done sympathetically resutling in the book being quite readable in any environment. Whilst its a 1962 publication, it looks much older and rarer, and is a true delight to hold. Fairly good condition in general. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4216/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-a-god-unknown-aug-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4214 Romans In North-West England - Excavations at the Roman Forts of Ravenglass Watercrook and Bowness on Solway by TW Potter Romans in North-West England: Excavations at the Roman Forts of Ravenglass, Watercrook & Bowness-on-Solway (1979) – T. W. Potter Published by the Cumberland & Westmorland Antiquarian and Archaeological Society Offered by Crappy Old Books Step into the damp boots of the Roman army as T. W. Potter surveys three of Britain’s most intriguing northern outposts. This classic 1979 volume brings together the results of excavations at Ravenglass on the Cumbrian coast, Watercrook on the River Kent, and Bowness-on-Solway at the western end of Hadrian’s Wall—sites that guarded sea lanes, river crossings, and the empire’s ragged edge. Expect clear site reports, plans and photographs, discussion of fort layouts, garrisons and supply lines, and what the finds reveal about everyday life on the frontier—trade, craft, religion, and the long Roman conversation with the local landscape. Scholarly yet readable, it’s a sturdy reference for archaeologists, historians, walkers of the Wall, and anyone who thinks “mizzle” is the proper weather for Roman Britain. Why this book: Authoritative excavation syntheses for three key forts in the North West Rich illustrations and site plans (because trenches are better with pictures) Essential context for Hadrian’s Wall and Cumbrian Roman studies Grab it from Crappy Old Books: we rescue the worthy, the weathered, and the weird—so you don’t have to dig a single trench. Some fading on the cover, but the contents is as boring as it ever was. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4214/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/romans-in-north-west-england-aug-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cumberland & Westmorland Antiquarian and Archaeological Society 9780950077918 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4213 The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad The Secret Agent (1998 Modern Library Edition) – Joseph Conrad Sold by Crappy Old Books Terrorism, anarchists, and espionage — all swirling around London in the late 19th century. Joseph Conrad’s The Secret Agent (first published in 1907, but reprinted here in this Modern Library 1998 edition) tells the darkly ironic tale of Adolf Verloc, a weary double agent whose shady dealings drag his family into a world of political violence and moral decay. It’s part spy thriller, part black comedy, and part bleak social commentary — Conrad at his most cynical and prescient. This particular copy? It’s the 1998 Modern Library paperback — which means you get the sharp Conrad prose without the antique book smell (sorry), and none of the pages are missing (we checked… mostly). The cover has probably seen better days, but hey — it’s not The Secret Agent unless it looks like it’s been handled by one. Perfect for readers who like their espionage tales grim, satirical, and uncomfortably relevant. Or for anyone building a shelf of “classics I might read someday.” Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4213/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-descret-agent-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Modern Library 9780375752520 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4212 Under Milk Wood The Definitive Edition by Dylan Thomas Under Milk Wood: The Definitive Edition (1999) – Dylan Thomas (Everyman) Step into the lilting, dream-soaked rhythms of Dylan Thomas’s classic radio play, Under Milk Wood, in this 1999 Everyman “Definitive Edition.” With its full cast of oddball villagers—dreamers, lovers, schemers, and gossips—the book captures a single day in the imaginary Welsh seaside town of Llareggub. This edition restores Thomas’s lyrical text with scholarly notes, making it both a joy for first-time readers and a treasure for die-hard Dylan devotees. Our copy? Well, it’s a bit lived-in—like the town itself. Expect a gently yellowed spine, a scuff or two, maybe even a faint smell of pipe smoke (or damp sheepdog, depending on your imagination). Still entirely readable, still utterly enchanting. Perfect for anyone who likes their literature with character, charm, and just a touch of shabbiness. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4212/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/under-milk-wood-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everyman 9780753810286 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4211 The Enchanted Castle by E Nesbit The Enchanted Castle (1994 edition, Wordsworth Classics) – E. Nesbit Published long before Harry Potter made magic fashionable again, E. Nesbit’s The Enchanted Castle is a gloriously strange Edwardian fantasy where three children stumble upon a castle, a sleeping “princess,” and a ring that does far more than grant wishes. Invisible hands, statues that come alive, and a creeping sense that magic is both wonderful and inconvenient follow them around like an untrained dog. This 1994 Wordsworth Classics edition is the kind of sturdy, faintly yellowed paperback you’ll find in holiday cottages and school libraries everywhere. It has the usual “classic” trimmings: an introduction you’ll probably skip, a cover painting that may or may not match the story, and that satisfying musty-paper smell which Crappy Old Books does not guarantee but cheerfully implies. Perfect for anyone who likes their fantasy with more charm than polish, The Enchanted Castle is a reminder that kids were getting into magical trouble long before Narnia or Hogwarts existed. Condition? Let’s just say it’s “pre-loved.” Corners a bit blunt, spine possibly creased, pages definitely still there. If you want a pristine collector’s item, look elsewhere. If you want a cheap, readable slice of children’s fantasy history — this one’s yours. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4211/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-enchanted-castle-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781853261299 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4208 The Awakening of Europe - THe Pelican history of European Thought 1 by Philippe Wolff The Awakening of Europe – The Pelican History of European Thought 1 (1968) by Philippe Wolff (Pelican Original) As sold by Crappy Old Books A proper slice of 1960s paperback scholarship, this is Pelican’s first volume in its ambitious “History of European Thought” series. Philippe Wolff charts Europe’s uneasy shuffle out of the so-called Dark Ages into the glittering medieval world of monasteries, merchants, and mind-bending scholasticism. Expect plenty of monks, manuscripts, and medieval mindsets—all explained in that brisk, slightly dry but deeply earnest Pelican way. This edition: 1968 Pelican Original, pocket-sized, with that familiar blue spine and more than a whiff of dust and history about it. Pages may be yellowed, corners may be dog-eared, and there’s a strong chance it smells like the inside of a church pew, but the text is all there, waiting for another reader to give it a go. Perfect if you’re into medieval Europe, intellectual history, or just enjoy the stubborn charm of old Pelicans that refuse to die. Not pristine, not rare—just a classic piece of Crappy Old Books stock: scruffy but entirely readable. Hardback, ex-library book from The City Literary Institute https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4208/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-awakening-of-europe-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4207 English Social History by GM Trevelyan English Social History (1948) – G.M. Trevelyan (The Reprint Society edition, because why pay more?) Step back into the comforting fog of tweedy scholarship with G.M. Trevelyan’s English Social History, the book that cheerfully attempts to cram the entire lived experience of the English people into a single volume — from the medieval mud to the Georgian drawing room. First published during the war, this 1948 Reprint Society edition is just the sort of thing your granddad might have fallen asleep reading after Sunday lunch. Trevelyan doesn’t bother much with dates and battles; instead, he gives you the texture of daily life — what people ate, wore, sang, and grumbled about. It’s history with fewer kings and more cabbage soup. Yes, it’s dated, yes, it’s opinionated, but that’s half the charm. This copy has survived the decades in the usual “Crappy Old Books” condition: a bit of foxing, pages that smell faintly of pipe smoke and despair, and a dust jacket (if present) that looks like it’s been through the Blitz itself. Perfect for students of history, lovers of nostalgia, or anyone who enjoys reading about the English being stubbornly English across the centuries. Hardback with book paper dust jacket although slightly faded and with a bit of staining, as per scanned image. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4207/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-social-history-aug-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Reprint Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4206 Kaffir Boy - Growing Out of Apartheid by Mark Mathabane fir Boy – Growing Out of Apartheid (1987) by Mark Mathabane (The Bodley Head) From the shantytowns of Alexandra to the tennis courts that would open a path to freedom, Mark Mathabane’s autobiography is a raw, unflinching account of growing up under South Africa’s apartheid regime. Brutally honest yet filled with resilience, Kaffir Boy traces his journey through poverty, hunger, and oppression, and the unlikely escape route he carved with a tennis racket in hand. Published in 1987 by The Bodley Head, this edition captures the urgency and power of Mathabane’s story at the very moment the world’s attention was fixed on South Africa’s struggle. Our copy: a well-thumbed veteran, spine creased like the lines of hard living it describes, pages carrying the faint musk of decades on dusty shelves. A book that has clearly been read, passed around, and survived — much like its author. Not pristine, not collectible — but absolutely readable, and still carrying all the weight of its words. A vital slice of history, best enjoyed with a strong cup of tea and perhaps a tolerance for yellowed pages. Ex-library book. City of Westminster Public Libraries https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4206/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kaffir-boy-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Bodley Head 9780370310589 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4205 Hitlers Greatest Defeat by Paul Adair Hitler’s Greatest Defeat (1994) – Paul Adair – Arms and Armour Press Crappy Old Books proudly drags this one out of the rubble: Hitler’s Greatest Defeat, Paul Adair’s sharp little history of the Normandy campaign and the disastrous German retreat from France in 1944. Forget the Fuhrer’s rants in the bunker — this is the story of how his “invincible” armies were smashed in the Falaise Pocket, turning the tide once and for all in Western Europe. Adair cuts through the waffle and lays out a clear, readable account of the battles, blunders, and sheer chaos that sealed Hitler’s fate. Expect maps, photos, and enough operational detail to keep the armchair general in you happy, but without drowning in footnotes. Published by Arms and Armour Press in 1994, this is classic mid-90s military history: solid scholarship, plenty of pictures, and a dust jacket design only a mother could love. Our copy has the usual creases, a faint smell of loft, and all the charm you expect from something rescued from obscurity. If you want a brisk, no-nonsense account of how Hitler’s armies came apart in Normandy, this is it. Condition near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4205/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hitlers-greatest-defeat-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arms and Armour Press 9781854092328 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4204 Three Men In A Boat by Jerome K Jerome Three Men In A Boat (1980 edition, Penguin Books) – Jerome K. Jerome A classic of comic travel writing, in which three bumbling gentlemen (plus one dog with more sense than all of them combined) set off on the Thames for what was meant to be a relaxing boating holiday. Naturally, things go horribly and hilariously wrong: from disastrous packing, to arguments over food, to brushes with English history and bad weather. This 1980 Penguin paperback has seen a bit of life itself – much like the boat in the story. The pages are slightly tanned, the cover shows its age, and it has that well-thumbed look only a book that’s been passed around trains, buses, and probably left in a shed can achieve. In other words: it’s got “vintage character.” Still entirely readable, still entirely funny, and still entirely more reliable than actually trying to row up the Thames with your mates. Condition: “Well-loved” (creased spine, yellowed pages, a faint whiff of the 1980s). Perfect for fans of British humour, or anyone who enjoys their classics served with a touch of shabby charm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4204/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/three-men-in-a-boat-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140012132 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4200 Hungry Hill by Daphne Du Maurier Hungry Hill – Daphne Du Maurier (c.1980, Penguin Books) This is Hungry Hill, Du Maurier’s sprawling multi-generation family saga, where fortunes are made and lost, curses run deeper than the copper mines, and not everyone gets a happy ending (surprise: it’s Du Maurier). The book itself? A slightly battered 1980 Penguin edition – the kind with a cover that looks like it’s been through as much family drama as the Irish gentry inside. Expect a few creases, maybe a faded spine, and the faint whiff of “read in the bath during the Thatcher years.” Perfect if you love atmospheric storytelling, feuding families, or just want to look literary while pretending you definitely knew Du Maurier wrote more than Rebecca. Not perfect if you’re hunting for a pristine collector’s copy. This is Crappy Old Books, after all. Well aged but strong binding and robust general condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4200/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hungry-hill-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140023442 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4199 A Year of Grace - 365 Mealtime Prayers by William S Kervin A Year of Grace – 365 Mealtime Prayers (2003) by William S. Kervin (SPCK) Feeling guilty about diving straight into your shepherd’s pie without a nod heavenward? William S. Kervin has you covered. A Year of Grace serves up 365 mealtime prayers—one for every day of the year—so you can sanctify your beans on toast, elevate your packed lunch, or even bless that slightly suspicious takeaway. Published by SPCK back in 2003, this little volume is equal parts devotional and practical: short, thoughtful prayers that bring a touch of reverence (and sometimes relief) before the feeding frenzy begins. Whether you’re the sort who can recite grace in your sleep or you’re just looking for a polite pause before tucking in, this book is an easy companion to keep at the table. This is Crappy Old Books, so don’t expect mint condition—there may be creased covers, dog-eared pages, and the occasional mysterious breadcrumb lodged in the spine. But hey, maybe that just makes it more authentic for the dinner table. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4199/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-year-of-grace-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SPCK 9780281056286 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4197 The Radical Soldiers Tale by Carolyn Steedman The Radical Soldier’s Tale (1988) – Carolyn Steedman (Routledge) Ah, 1988: big hair, bigger shoulder pads, and Routledge hardbacks that could double as doorstops. In The Radical Soldier’s Tale, Carolyn Steedman does what she does best—peels back the wallpaper of history to show you the cracks underneath. Here she takes us into the life and testimony of John Pearman, a working-class radical soldier whose words and memories reveal the complicated tangle of politics, class, and everyday existence in late-18th- and early-19th-century Britain. It’s part micro-history, part meditation on memory and storytelling, and part reminder that ordinary people—foot-sloggers, dissenters, and half-forgotten radicals—had voices worth recording. If you like your history with a touch of theory, a whiff of Marxism, and more humanity than your average textbook, you’ll find it here. This copy? Well, it’s seen better days (haven’t we all?). Corners a bit bashed, spine leans like a weary old campaigner, but all pages intact and perfectly legible. In short: a solid veteran, ready to tell its tale again. Condition near fine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4197/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-radical-soldiers-tale-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9780415002073 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4195 The Case of Sergeant Grischa by Arnold Zweig The Case of Sergeant Grischa – Arnold Zweig (Penguin Books, 1986 edition) Here’s a battered old Penguin paperback of Arnold Zweig’s The Case of Sergeant Grischa, a First World War classic first published in 1927. This isn’t a cheery tale of heroism and gallant charges — it’s a grim, satirical, and deeply human story about a Russian POW who escapes only to be sucked into the bureaucratic machinery of the German war machine. Think Kafka meets the trenches. This 1986 Penguin edition has the cover design you probably remember from your university reading list, and yes, our copy has definitely been read before (several times, judging by the spine creases). Pages may be tanned, corners may be scuffed, but the words are all there — and still sharper than any bayonet. Perfect if you’re into classic anti-war novels, Penguin orange spines, or just enjoy the smell of slightly foxed paper on a rainy evening. As always at Crappy Old Books: it’s a bit scruffy, but it’s honest. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4195/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-case-of-sergeant-grischa-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140070576 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4193 How to Keep a Spiritual Journal by Ronald Klug How to Keep a Spiritual Journal (1982) – Ronald Klug (Nelson) Looking to pour your soul onto paper, but not sure where to start? Back in the early 80s, Ronald Klug thought you might need a guide, and thus How to Keep a Spiritual Journal was born. It’s part devotional tool, part writing coach, and part reminder that your spiral notebook can hold more than grocery lists and doodles. This well-intentioned paperback walks you through the why and how of spiritual journaling: reflection prompts, methods for turning daily thoughts into deeper insights, and a little encouragement to keep your inner life from gathering as much dust as this copy has. Condition: Let’s just say “well loved” (creases, yellowed pages, maybe a coffee halo or two). But hey—that’s character. And if you’re serious about capturing your spiritual journey in ink, this book will nudge you along… provided you don’t mind wisdom with a faint smell of attic. Another gem from Crappy Old Books: where the paper may be crumbly, but the spirit’s still willing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4193/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-keep-a-spiritual-journal-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson 9780840758156 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4192 Characters Around the Cross by Tom Houston Characters Around the Cross by Tom Houston (Christian Focus, 2001) From the battered shelves of Crappy Old Books comes a quietly powerful gem: Tom Houston’s Characters Around the Cross. In this updated and expanded edition, Houston does something remarkably simple—he brings to life the people who gathered at the foot of the Cross. With warmth and clarity, he illuminates figures like Judas, Peter, Pilate, Mary Magdalene, Joseph of Arimathea, Thomas, and more—each stepping out of the shadows of scripture and into vivid, relatable humanity. You’ll meet the wavering crowd, the calculating priests, the conflicted Pilate, the grieving Mary, and many others in ways that stir both heart and mind, offering fresh insights into their struggles, motivations, and transformations. It’s a thoughtful, accessible reflection that resonates across centuries—and it’s still selling for pocket change here at Crappy Old Books because sometimes, the best treasures are the ones patiently waiting to be discovered.* Conditon like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4192/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/characters-around-the-cross-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Christian Focus 9781857927436 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4191 Encountering Illness by James Woodward Encountering Illness (1995) – James Woodward (SCM Press) A thoughtful, pastoral exploration of what it really means to meet sickness face-to-face, written back when the internet still squeaked at you if you wanted to check your emails. James Woodward brings theology and practical ministry into the ward, the surgery, and the messy reality of human frailty. It’s compassionate, reflective, and surprisingly relevant three decades on — though the cover design screams mid-90s church library discard. Our copy? It’s been around the block, possibly sat on a vicar’s shelf under a pile of parish newsletters. Pages are all present and readable (hooray), cover’s a bit weary (as you’d be if you were nearly thirty), but the insight inside is sharp. If you’re into pastoral care, theology of illness, or just collecting SCM Press paperbacks that smell faintly of old hymnals, this one’s for you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4191/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/encountering-illness-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SCM Press 9780334026204 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4188 The Vivero Letter by Desmond Bagley The Vivero Letter – Desmond Bagley (Fontana Press, 1981) Another classic slice of Bagley’s globe-trotting suspense, this time involving an inheritance letter, a deadly conspiracy, and a jungle adventure that could only have been dreamed up in the late Cold War era. Our reluctant hero finds himself whisked from the comfort of Europe to the lethal heat of Central America, dodging mercenaries, treasure-hunters, and the sort of “helpful locals” who are usually pointing guns. Expect the usual Bagley mix of clipped dialogue, brutal fistfights, and plot twists that arrive at the speed of a runaway Land Rover. Condition: The book has clearly been loved (and possibly dropped in the bath). Spine creased enough to suggest at least one previous reader couldn’t put it down. Pages a shade more “jungle parchment” than “Fontana white.” But still entirely readable — unless you’re the sort of collector who faints at the sight of a dog-eared corner. Why Buy It Here? Because Crappy Old Books knows the difference between “mint condition” and “actually been read.” And frankly, what better way to enjoy Bagley’s tale of sweat, greed, and betrayal than in a copy that’s already survived its own expedition? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4188/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-vivero-letter-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Press 9780006153979 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4186 The Persian Expedition by Xenophon The Persian Expedition – Xenophon (1978, Bristol Classical Press) So, you fancy a bit of ancient blood, sweat and sandals? Xenophon’s The Persian Expedition (sometimes called the Anabasis) is the ultimate “lost in hostile territory” story — a true account of ten thousand Greek mercenaries stranded deep inside the Persian Empire after their employer dies inconveniently early. What follows is a desperate march home through mountains, deserts, and endless enemy territory, with Xenophon himself stepping up as an unlikely leader. This 1978 Bristol Classical Press edition has all the scholarly trimmings: introduction, notes, maps, the lot. It’s not just a story about men in armour getting very tired — it’s a cornerstone of classical literature, admired for its clear prose and its surprising humanity. Condition: exactly what you’d expect from Crappy Old Books — a bit scuffed around the edges, spine doing its best, pages with that lovely yellowing that makes you feel like you’re holding history. But don’t worry: the words are all there, and Xenophon still shouts “Thalatta! Thalatta!” loud and clear. Perfect for lovers of ancient history, armchair adventurers, or anyone who thinks “epic survival story” sounds better with hoplites. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4186/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-persian-expedition-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bristol Classical Press 9780906515112 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4185 Aestimanda - Practical Criticism of Latin and Greek Poetry and Prose by MG Balme and MS Warman Aestimanda: Practical Criticism of Latin and Greek Poetry and Prose M. G. Balme & M. S. Warman Oxford University Press, 1968 — reprint edition Blurb: Dust off your dusty stained bookmarks and brace yourself for Aestimanda, a no-nonsense guide through the glories—and occasional potholes—of classical Latin and Greek literature. First published in 1965 and reprinted in 1968, this compact 143‑page gem offers a hands-on approach to literary appreciation, chock-full of short passages in original Latin and Greek (some with helpful English translations) alongside probing questions to sharpen your critical senses. Designed for serious readers—and perhaps tortured students—it strips away the fluff of vocabulary aids and lofty theory and plunges straight into the heartbeat of the texts themselves. Whether you’re wrestling with the rhythms of Catullus or navigating the prose of Cicero, Aestimanda demands active engagement—and rewards it with insight. A scholarly treatise wrapped in approachable packaging, it’s the kind of book that has lingered on shelves long past graduation day (and for nostalgic reasons, you secretly love it). Crappy Old Books picks it up for you at a reasonable price, complete with the gentle aroma of shelf-wear and academic ambition. Ideal for classicists craving substance and students who enjoy a challenge without the fancy modern trimmings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4185/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aestimanda-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4184 The New France - A Society in Transition 1945-1977 by John Ardagh The New France – A Society in Transition 1945–1977 (1981) by John Ardagh (Pelican Books) Ah, France. Land of wine, strikes, existentialists in smoky cafés, and a country that somehow stumbled from the rubble of WWII into the wild experiment of the Fifth Republic. John Ardagh’s The New France is a hefty but engaging portrait of a nation reinventing itself between 1945 and the late ’70s, covering everything from politics and industry to fashion, cinema, and the endless grumblings of French intellectuals. This isn’t a glossy tourist brochure – it’s a proper Pelican deep-dive, part social history, part reportage, and part “how do the French keep getting away with it?” Ardagh lived in Paris and writes with both affection and sharp observation, charting de Gaulle’s towering presence, May ’68’s chaos, and the shift from a battered post-war society into something modern, messy, and distinctly French. Our copy? It’s been around the block a bit – much like post-war France – but it’s still perfectly readable, Pelican blue spine and all. If you want to understand the strange alchemy that turned ration cards into Renaults, and barricades into boutiques, this battered paperback will do the job. Very good conditon with plastic protective sleeve. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4184/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-france-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140211719 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4183 The Histories by Herodotus The Histories – Herodotus (Penguin Classics, 1982) So, you’ve decided you want to know everything about the ancient world, from the Persian Wars to why Egyptian cats were sacred, and also a fair bit of gossip about gold-digging ants and head-hunting Scythians. Congratulations: you need Herodotus. This is the 1982 Penguin Classics edition — translated into English you can actually read without needing three espressos and a Latin tutor. It’s the kind of book that looks scholarly on your shelf but is secretly full of wild stories, tall tales, and at least a few questionable “facts” that sound more like pub chat than history. Our copy? It’s seen better days. The spine creaks like an old trireme, the pages are a bit tanned (let’s call it “antique patina”), and there may or may not be a faint smell of someone else’s attic. But it’s intact, readable, and absolutely crammed with ancient weirdness. If you want pristine gloss and gold leaf, go elsewhere. If you want a scrappy, well-loved book that’ll teach you about battles, barbarians, and bizarre customs — all while looking like it fought the Peloponnesian War itself — this is your guy. Crappy Old Books: Lowering your standards, raising your library. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4183/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-histories-aug-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics 9780140440348 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4181 A Bridge of Magpies by Geoffrey Jenkins A Bridge of Magpies (1988) – Geoffrey Jenkins – Fontana Press – Paperback Another classic slice of Cold War-era thriller madness from Geoffrey Jenkins, the South African master of “wait, what just happened?” plotting. A Bridge of Magpies throws you into a world of international intrigue, shadowy treasure hunts, and enough double-crossing to make your head spin. Expect exotic locations, perilous escapes, and Jenkins’ trademark mix of adventure, espionage, and things blowing up (sometimes literally, sometimes just in your imagination). This is the 1988 Fontana Press paperback edition: well-thumbed, pages yellowed with the noble patina of age, spine showing the kind of creases that only come from years of gripping suspense—or from being dropped in the bath. Smells faintly of someone else’s loft. Perfect if you love Jenkins, or if you’re just collecting obscure Cold War thrillers to impress dinner guests who thought you only read Booker winners. Condition: Crappy Old Books standard — readable, intact, not pretty. May include the odd tea stain, accidental margin doodle, or mysterious ticket stub doubling as a bookmark. Adds to the atmosphere, really. Slight mark on cover where someone has tried to remove a cheapass sticker. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4181/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-bridge-of-magpies-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Press 9780006161974 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4180 Kipps by HG Wells Kipps – H.G. Wells (Fontana, 1979) Arthur Kipps, draper’s apprentice, all-round ordinary fellow, and unlikely social climber, stumbles his way through Edwardian England in one of H.G. Wells’ most human and humorous novels. This isn’t about Martians or time machines—it’s about money, class, awkward romance, and how utterly out of his depth a man can be when fortune suddenly lands in his lap. This 1979 Fontana paperback has that classic retro cover charm, the sort of thing you find in the back of a bus seat pocket or under a pile of Reader’s Digests in a damp caravan. It’s seen a life (creases, probably smells faintly of nostalgia and chip fat), but it’s still perfectly readable—just like Kipps himself, a bit battered but hanging in there. If you’ve ever wondered what Wells got up to when he wasn’t terrifying the world with invisible men and alien invaders, here’s your answer: poking fun at human vanity with warmth, wit, and a little heartbreak. Crappy Old Books: bringing you literary classics, slightly foxed, occasionally coffee-stained, but with infinitely more soul than anything shiny and new. Good condition with uncreased spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4180/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kipps-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006155935 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4179 Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell Nineteen Eighty-Four (2000) – George Orwell – Penguin Classics Published by: Penguin Classics, reprinted for the millionth time in 2000, because apparently people can’t get enough of misery. Condition: Crappy, obviously. Pages are yellowed like they’ve been chain-smoked in the Ministry of Truth canteen. The spine is cracked (much like Winston’s spirit), and there’s probably some tea stains where a previous owner cried into it. Cover features the iconic Penguin Classics black band, but with enough scuffs and scratches to qualify as modern art. Blurb: Welcome to Orwell’s timeless holiday brochure for dystopia! Big Brother is watching you — though in this copy he might be squinting through a coffee ring. Nineteen Eighty-Four remains the go-to guide for paranoia, government surveillance, and why falling in love is a bad idea when there’s a Thought Police around. This 2000 Penguin Classics edition offers the same bleak brilliance as every other edition, just with slightly worse paper quality. Perfect for: Students pretending they’ve read it. Conspiracy theorists looking for a handbook. Anyone who wants a grim reminder that things could always be worse. Price: Probably too much for the condition, but hey — that’s Crappy Old Books for you. Reasonable copy, but doesn’t appear to have an ISBN number? Why is that? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4179/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nineteen-eighty-four-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4175 Bad Girls and Wicked Women by Jan Stradling Bad Girls and Wicked Women – Jan Stradling (2008, Pier 9) Think history is all powdered wigs, dusty kings, and dull treaties? Think again. Bad Girls and Wicked Women shines a scandalous spotlight on the ladies who didn’t bother playing nice. From queens who plotted with poison to courtesans who bent empires around their little fingers, Jan Stradling rounds up history’s most notorious femmes fatales and tells their stories with verve, bite, and plenty of eyebrow-raising detail. This isn’t your polite schoolroom history—it’s a rogues’ gallery of rebellion, seduction, and unapologetic trouble-making. Whether admired or reviled (often both), these women refused to sit quietly in the corner of history. Condition: Aged but still standing—much like some of the women inside. Pages may be yellowed, cover might show its wicked years, but the scandal within is as sharp as ever. Perfect for readers who like their history juicy, their heroines unruly, and their bedtime reading a little dangerous. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4175/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bad-girls-and-wicked-women-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pier 9 9781741960433 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4174 Penguin Cordon Bleu Cookery by Rosemary Hume and Muriel Downes Penguin Cordon Bleu Cookery (1965) – Rosemary Hume & Muriel Downes (Penguin Books) From the genteel days when aspic was an acceptable food group and dinner parties demanded more soufflés than sense, comes this mid-60s Penguin paperback, courtesy of Rosemary Hume (yes, the co-creator of Coronation Chicken) and Muriel Downes. Penguin Cordon Bleu Cookery is a slice of culinary history – packed with French-inspired recipes, careful instructions, and the occasional whiff of post-war austerity chic. Expect to find plenty of classics (soups, sauces, pastries, poultry, and puddings) explained in the no-nonsense prose of two women who truly believed anyone could turn their draughty English kitchen into a miniature Parisian restaurant. This isn’t flashy modern “foodie” nonsense with glossy photos and Instagram plating. It’s a trusty Penguin paperback – yellowing pages, mid-century fonts, and recipes that sometimes assume you already own a copper saucepan, a soufflé dish, and infinite patience. Perfect for: Vintage cookbook collectors. Nostalgists who like their béchamel with a side of cigarette smoke and sherry. Anyone who enjoys the phrase “serve immediately, lest collapse ensue.” At Crappy Old Books, we can’t guarantee your boeuf bourguignon will impress the neighbours, but we can promise this is a charming, slightly battered, and utterly authentic piece of cookery history. Fine condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4174/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/penguin-cordon-blue-cookery-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4173 The Best of French Cooking and Italian Cooking (Two Books In One) by Marion Deschamps, Angelina del Pra and Ivy McKnight The Best of French Cooking and Italian Cooking (Two Books In One) (1974) by Marion Deschamps, Angelina del Pra & Ivy McKnight (Abbey Library) Step back into the culinary past with this double-barrelled 1970s classic, when “continental cuisine” was the height of sophistication and aspic was practically its own food group. The Best of French Cooking and Italian Cooking brings together two entire volumes under one well-worn cover, offering everything from rustic coq au vin and ratatouille to hearty lasagne and veal scallopini. The recipes are presented with the unfussy charm of the era—straightforward, occasionally eccentric, and sometimes hilariously oblivious to modern health trends (yes, there’s cream and butter everywhere, and no, they’re not sorry). The photographs are few, the instructions earnest, and the end result is a time capsule of mid-century culinary ambition. Perfect for anyone who loves French and Italian food, collects vintage cookbooks, or just wants to relive the glory days of cookbook publishing—when Abbey Library thought the more cream sauces the better. Sold by Crappy Old Books: where nostalgia meets a slightly musty smell, and every page might just make you hungry. Good condition but with a slight ding to bottom spine back cover. Nothing major. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4173/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-offrench-cooking-and-italian-cooking-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abbey Library 9780719603174 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4171 Life with the Enemy - Collaboration and Resistance in Hitlers Europe 1939-45 by Rings Werner Life with the Enemy – Collaboration and Resistance in Hitler’s Europe 1939–45 (1982) by Werner Rings (Published by Weidenfeld and Nicolson) A serious and absorbing study of occupied Europe under the Nazis, Rings looks beyond the familiar tales of resistance fighters and collaborators in uniforms. He traces the messy, everyday choices ordinary people had to make when survival meant compromise, quiet defiance, or outright betrayal. Covering France, the Low Countries, Scandinavia, Eastern Europe and beyond, the book sets out the complex spectrum between active resistance and active collaboration — and all the murky shades in between. This 1982 edition from Weidenfeld and Nicolson comes in hardback with dust jacket (a bit scuffed, as you’d expect for its age). It’s still a solid, weighty volume that wears its history like a well-thumbed passport through occupied Europe. If you want a clean, moral tale of heroes and villains, this isn’t it. But if you’re after a nuanced and unsettling exploration of what it really meant to live under the Third Reich, Rings delivers. Perfect for history buffs who like their World War II reading with a few uncomfortable truths. Ex-library book with plastic protective sleeve. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4171/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-with-the-enemy-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297779704 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4169 Hitler by Ian Kershaw Hitler (1994) – Ian Kershaw (Longman) So, you want to know how one of history’s most infamous moustaches ended up attached to the 20th century’s biggest disaster? Historian Ian Kershaw—who has read more Nazi memos and turgid propaganda pamphlets than any sane person ought to—serves up a sober, sharp analysis of Adolf Hitler’s rise, myth-making, and the grim machinery of the Third Reich. This isn’t a comic-book villain story. It’s about a disturbingly ordinary man turned dictator, the society that let him thrive, and the way ideology, charisma, and sheer violence twisted Germany into catastrophe. Kershaw writes with clarity (thank goodness), cutting through the noise of bad biographies and conspiracy theories. This Longman edition (1994) is academic but accessible—perfect for students, history nerds, or anyone who wants a solid introduction before tackling Kershaw’s later mega-biography. Our copy? A bit battered, pages the colour of weak tea, and it smells faintly of disappointment. But hey—that’s Crappy Old Books for you. Condition: Readable. Marginalia from a past owner who apparently hated Nazis (good sign). Spine creased like a veteran of the Eastern Front. Verdict: If you want Hitler in context—not glorified, not simplified—this is the one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4169/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hitler-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582552777 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4168 Rommel by Charles Douglas-Home Rommel (1973) – Charles Douglas-Home (Weidenfeld and Nicolson) Here we have Rommel, the 1973 biography by Charles Douglas-Home — a thoughtful if slightly dated examination of the “Desert Fox” himself. Published by Weidenfeld and Nicolson back when military history still smelled of pipe smoke and library dust, this volume charts the rise and fall of Erwin Rommel: brilliant field commander, reluctant Nazi favourite, and ultimately a man caught between loyalty, conscience, and Hitler’s madness. Expect plenty of North Africa, sand, tanks, and the usual moral hand-wringing about whether Rommel was a good German, a bad German, or just a very clever soldier in the wrong army. Douglas-Home, a journalist turned historian, writes with a briskness that makes the book digestible even if you don’t know your Panzer IV from your elbow. Our copy? Well, it’s seen better days — the dust jacket may be tatty, the pages may be yellowing, and it might smell faintly of someone’s loft — but it’s still a solid slice of 1970s history publishing. Perfect if you’re into World War II, desert warfare, or simply enjoy collecting slightly shabby hardbacks with gravitas. Pretty good condition overall, the only issue being that the front top of the dust jacket appears to have been nibbled by a hungry reader. What you can see in the scanned image is pretty much all there is to it, the rest of the book being in near fine condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4168/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rommel-aug-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297766254 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4166 Cry Wolf by Wilbur Smith Cry Wolf – Wilbur Smith (Pan Books, 1976) Look, it’s Wilbur Smith doing what he does best: guns, guts, gold, and grimacing men in the African wilderness. Cry Wolf throws you headfirst into the Ethiopian hills during World War II, where a ragtag bunch of mercenaries, misfits, and doomed romantics find themselves knee-deep in war, greed, and betrayal. Expect clattering machine guns, improbable romances, and more swashbuckling bravado than you can shake a battered Pan paperback at. This particular copy? Well, it’s seen things. The spine’s about as creased as a soldier’s uniform after a week in the bush, the pages smell faintly of damp tea and 1970s nicotine, and the cover art is faded but still proudly promises pulp-adventure thrills. Perfect if you want a dose of dusty escapism, or if you just collect Wilbur Smiths like other people collect regrets. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4166/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cry-wolf-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330250979 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4165 Shout at the Devil by Wilbur Smith Shout at the Devil – Wilbur Smith (Pan Books, 1976) Two unlikely allies – a drunken Irish adventurer and a stiff-lipped English aristocrat – take on the whole German colonial empire in East Africa during the First World War. What could possibly go wrong? Cue elephant hunts, explosions, German gunboats, moustache-twirling villains, and Wilbur Smith’s trademark knack for turning pulp adventure into a ripping yarn you can’t quite put down. This is vintage Smith: larger-than-life characters, a plot that barrels forward like a rhino on fire, and prose so gloriously over-the-top you’ll either cheer or wince (probably both). Perfect for anyone who thinks The African Queen would have been better with more gin, dynamite, and shouting. Condition? Well, it’s Pan Books 1976, so expect yellowed pages, a spine that’s seen more battles than the Royal Navy, and that weird old-book smell. But hey – that’s part of the charm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4165/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shout-at-the-devil-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330024402 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4163 The Third Woman by Jean-Anne de Pre The Third Woman (1973) – Jean-Anne de Pre (Sphere) Another gloriously dog-eared slice of 1970s pulp intrigue. The Third Woman promises all the shadowy espionage, smoky bedrooms, and sudden betrayals you could want from an author whose name you’ve probably never heard of but now absolutely must pretend you always admired. Somewhere between a spy thriller and a fever dream of tangled loyalties, this book has it all: mysterious women (obviously three of them), Cold War tension, and dialogue that smells faintly of cheap sherry. If Le Carré had been locked in a hotel bar with Harold Robbins, this might have been the result. This copy: Sphere paperback, 1973. Cover art that screams “cinematic adaptation that never happened.” Pages yellowed to perfection, spine creased like an old map, but still perfectly readable if you squint in the right kind of light. Buy it for the story, the kitsch value, or just because you can’t resist a book called The Third Woman. We won’t judge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4163/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-third-woman-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722129074 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4160 The Island by Peter Benchley The Island – Peter Benchley (Pan Books, 1980) From the man who gave the world Jaws comes another slice of salt-soaked nightmare. Only this time, it isn’t the shark you need to worry about—it’s what crawls out of the surf. Blending thriller, horror, and the kind of seafaring folklore that makes you want to cancel your holiday in the Bahamas, The Island drags us into the Caribbean, where a string of mysterious boat disappearances hints at something very wrong on the high seas. Reporter Blair Maynard sets out to investigate with his young son in tow, because what could possibly go wrong? What he finds is a lost community of pirates, descendants of cutthroats who never got the memo that the 17th century ended. They don’t just plunder—they breed, scheme, and have very sinister ideas about adding Blair’s boy to the family tree. Cue harrowing escapes, bloody raids, and enough atmosphere to make you swear off sailing forever. Pan’s 1980 paperback gives you all the pulpy menace, sun-scorched dread, and slightly yellowing pages you could hope for. A classic slice of Benchley beach-terror—ideal if you thought Jaws didn’t have quite enough buccaneers with machetes. Condition: Well-thumbed, slightly sun-faded, possibly smells faintly of saltwater and dread. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4160/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the0island-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330260114 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4159 Stalking Point by Duncan Kyle Stalking Point (1983) – Duncan Kyle (Fontana paperback) Ah yes, another slice of Cold War mayhem from Duncan Kyle, the man who never met a hapless hero he couldn’t fling into the Arctic, the jungle, or (in this case) a suspiciously scenic corner of Europe where people with accents want him dead. Stalking Point finds a perfectly ordinary fellow suddenly dodging bullets, double agents, and enough intrigue to keep MI6 in paperwork for years. Expect the usual Kyle trademarks: breakneck pacing, settings described with alarming detail (because apparently he read every guidebook), and plot twists that make you check if you missed a page. This is the 1983 Fontana edition: mass-market paperback, cover art that screams “thriller you left on a train,” and pages tanned to a noble sepia by time. Smells faintly of dust and lost weekends. For fans of Alistair MacLean, Desmond Bagley, or just anyone who enjoys seeing an innocent man suffer magnificently for 250 pages. Condition: Well-read, but then so are you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4159/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stalkin-point-aug-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006165613 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4158 The Private Eye Story by Patrick Marnham The Private Eye Story by Patrick Marnham (André Deutsch, 1982) Think you’ve got a handle on British satire? Think again. The Private Eye Story dives into an uproarious swirl of scandal, scandal-mongering, and scandal-proof notebooks, chronicling the first 21 years of Private Eye—Britain’s most enduring satirical magazine—through an insider’s lens. With sharp wit and investigative zest, Marnham stitches together the paper’s most notorious exposes, its backstage hijinks, and the unforgettable characters who made mockery their métier. From poking fun at political pomposity to lampooning pompous celebrities, this volume is a glorious romp through the punch-lines, pranks, and press-watching that Private Eye perfected. For anyone who loves a good satirical nip or just wants to clench that smug, knowing smile—here’s your ticket. Crappy Old Books says: A cheeky slice of journalistic history—still sharper than most of your ex’s comebacks. Good condition with dusty jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4158/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-private-eye-story-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Andre Deutsch 9780233975092 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4155 Crito by Plato Crito (1961) by Plato – The Syndics of the Cambridge University Press Ever wanted to eavesdrop on Socrates’ last big debate, conducted not in a grand hall but in a prison cell? In Crito, Plato captures the philosopher’s calm refusal to escape Athens before his death sentence, giving us a dialogue on justice, duty, and why sometimes sticking to principle matters more than saving your own skin. This 1961 Cambridge University Press edition (yes, back when they were still proudly calling themselves “The Syndics”) delivers the classic text in neat, scholarly packaging. The pages may be a little yellowed, the spine may groan when you open it, but the ideas inside are as sharp as ever. At Crappy Old Books, we like to think of this copy as a philosophical pocket manual for anyone tempted to skip jury duty, ignore parking fines, or build a tunnel out of their local holding cell. Socrates wouldn’t approve — and after reading Crito, maybe you won’t either. Dust, foxing, and faint smell of ancient library included at no extra charge. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4155/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plato-crito-aug-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Syndicates of the Cambridge University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4154 Cry the Beloved Country by Alan Paton Cry, the Beloved Country – Alan Paton (Longman Study Texts, 1986) A battered but serviceable copy of Alan Paton’s classic South African novel, issued as part of the Longman Study Texts series in the mid-80s. This edition comes complete with the usual helpful notes, questions, and bits of academic apparatus that generations of weary students have relied upon. Condition? Well, let’s say it’s seen better days: scuffed covers, softened corners, maybe some yellowing or underlining from a long-forgotten GCSE or A-Level slog. But the text is all present and readable, and it’ll do the job if you need it for study or nostalgia. A solid slice of Paton’s heartbreaking tale of racial injustice, wrapped in the unmistakable charm of an old classroom copy. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4154/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cry-the-beloved-country-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman Study Texts 9780582331891 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4153 Tis Pity Shes a Whore by John Ford Tis Pity She’s a Whore (2006 edition) – John Ford Published by A & C Black Seventeenth-century drama doesn’t get much more scandalous than this. John Ford’s notorious tragedy of forbidden love, lust, and revenge has been shocking (and secretly fascinating) audiences since it first hit the stage in the 1630s. This 2006 student-friendly A & C Black edition comes complete with introduction, notes, and the sense that you’re probably reading something your English teacher worried about assigning. Yes, the title is still eyebrow-raising, yes the themes are as dark as Jacobean theatre gets, and yes, people still argue whether Ford was a genius or just very, very bleak. Either way, if you like your classics twisted, tragic, and slightly uncomfortable, this is the one. Condition: it’s from Crappy Old Books, so don’t expect minty-fresh. Expect “readable,” “shelfworn,” and possibly “annotated by someone who thought they were clever.” But hey—that’s part of the charm. This is an ex-school book from Old Palace school in Croydon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4153/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tis-pity-shes-a-whore-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A and C Black 9780713650600 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4152 A Companion to the Iliad by Malcolm M Willcock A Companion to the Iliad (1976) – Malcolm M. Willcock (The University of Chicago Press) So you’ve decided to tackle Homer’s Iliad, that ancient war epic of gods, grudges, and guys who just won’t calm down. Good for you. But here’s the thing: it’s 15,693 lines long, half the characters have names like “Euphorbus,” and the other half are immortal troublemakers. That’s where Malcolm M. Willcock comes in. This companion isn’t the kind that steals your lunch or forgets your birthday — it’s the kind that politely sits beside you, explaining the tricky bits, untangling the family trees, and pointing out that the “wine-dark sea” isn’t actually about wine. First published in 1976, it’s an accessible, scholarly-but-not-snooty guide to Homer’s masterpiece, perfect whether you’re a student, a classics buff, or just someone who got lost looking for books about Brad Pitt’s Troy. Our copy? Well, it’s from Crappy Old Books, so expect the usual: a gently battered cover, a hint of that “second-hand bookshop” aroma, and pages that have seen more than one bedtime read. But inside? Pure, undiluted Homeric wisdom — without having to learn Ancient Greek. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4152/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-companion-to-the-iliad-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The University of Chicago Press 9780226898551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4149 Waning of the Middle Ages by J Huizinga Waning of the Middle Ages – Johan Huizinga (Penguin Books, 1990 edition) History buffs, cultural theorists, and lovers of medieval oddities rejoice — here’s Johan Huizinga’s classic study of the final centuries of the Middle Ages, back when knights were a bit rusty, courtly love had gone melodramatic, and the whole medieval enterprise was showing its age. In this elegantly written work, Huizinga explores the art, literature, politics, and everyday life of late medieval France and the Low Countries, showing how a world obsessed with chivalry, pageantry, and symbolism was, in fact, in decline. This is the 1990 Penguin paperback edition — a sturdy, respectable copy with a bit of shelf wear and the sort of mild yellowing that gives a book gravitas (and that faint nostalgic aroma of “old library”). Pages are clean, spine unbroken, and it’s ready to transport you to a time when the end of an era was playing out in sumptuous style. Perfect for those who want their history richly textured, their scholarship accessible, and their medieval knights ever so slightly past their prime. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4149/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-waning-of-the-middle-ages-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140137026 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4148 The Architect by Spiro Kostof The Architect (1986) — Spiro Kostof, Oxford University Press This isn’t just a book about buildings; it’s a deep dive into the lives, ambitions, and occasional neuroses of the people who design them. Spiro Kostof, one of the sharpest architectural historians of the 20th century, leads you from the master builders of ancient Egypt to the starchitects of the modern era, showing how the role of the architect has evolved (and sometimes devolved) over the centuries. Our copy? Well, let’s just say it’s seen a few design “iterations” of its own. The dust jacket is hanging on bravely, the pages are all there (none of them holding up a wobbly table leg—yet), and it still smells faintly like the library it probably escaped from. Ideal for architecture buffs, students, or anyone who wants to know why architects wear so much black. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4148/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-architect-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780195040449 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4147 The Poems of Catullus by Peter Whigham The Poems of Catullus — Peter Whigham’s 1987 Penguin edition Published back when shoulder pads roamed the Earth and people still wrote letters, this slim paperback is your gateway to the wonderfully sharp, smutty, and occasionally tender world of ancient Rome’s sassiest poet. Translator Peter Whigham wrangles Catullus’s Latin into English that still stings and sings, even if the paper’s gone a bit yellow round the edges. This copy comes from Crappy Old Books, so expect all the trimmings: slightly battered cover, pages with that comforting “old book” aroma (half nostalgia, half attic dust), and maybe a mysterious tea-ring or two. It’s not pristine — but neither was Catullus. Perfect for fans of poetry, Roman gossip, or words you probably shouldn’t say at the dinner table. This is an ex-Croham Hurst School in Croydon book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4147/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-poems-of-catullus-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140441802 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4146 Tacitus - Annals Book 1 by NP Miller Tacitus – Annals Book 1 (1971) Edited by N.P. Miller – Methuen’s Classical Texts If you like your Latin spiced with imperial intrigue, awkward family politics, and the occasional assassination, Tacitus is your man. This 1971 Methuen’s Classical Texts edition of Annals Book 1, edited by N.P. Miller, gives you Tiberius’ reluctant rise to power in the sort of crisp, suspicious prose only Tacitus could manage. Latin text is accompanied by scholarly notes — the sort of notes that assume you already know your subjunctives from your supines, but they’ll still hold your hand when Tacitus gets especially gnarly. Our copy? Well, this is Crappy Old Books, so expect all the charm of age: slightly yellowed pages, maybe a scuff or two on the cover, and that faint “old library” aroma that either makes you nostalgic or sneezy. Perfect for students, classicists, or anyone who enjoys a front-row seat to the slow-motion train wreck that was the early Roman Empire. Small hardback with printed fabric cover. Small book in strong condition with some signs of wear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4146/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tacitus-annals-book-1-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuens Classical Texts no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4145 A Small Town In Germany by John Le Carre A Small Town in Germany – John le Carré – 1970 Pan Books – Sold by Crappy Old Books Spies, bureaucracy, and post-war paranoia — now with that unmistakable 1970s Pan paperback aroma. In A Small Town in Germany, le Carré swaps the glamour of exotic espionage for the damp corridors of Bonn, where a missing file and a missing man stir up Cold War tensions. Expect political intrigue, prickly diplomats, and more cigarette smoke than fresh air. Our copy? It’s survived half a century, possibly in the back of a desk drawer, possibly under someone’s tea mug. The cover shows its age like a true veteran of the paperback front, the pages have gone a warm shade of “nicotine chic,” and there may be a whiff of Cold War dust still trapped inside. Perfect for anyone who enjoys first-rate spy fiction… and doesn’t mind if their books look like they’ve been on covert operations themselves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4145/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-small-town-in-germany-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4144 The Rope and Other Plays by Plautus The Rope and Other Plays – Plautus (Penguin Books, 2020) Looking for ancient Roman comedy that’s survived over two millennia without losing its knack for slapstick, scheming, and the occasional dodgy moral? The Rope and Other Plays serves up Plautus at his sharpest — a bundle of plots involving mistaken identities, clever slaves, and the kind of family drama that would make even modern soap operas blush. This Penguin Classics edition gives you crisp translations and just enough scholarly notes to make you feel smart without slowing you down. Ours is a gently pre-loved copy from the hallowed (and slightly musty) shelves of Crappy Old Books. Expect minor scuffs, a whisper of foxing, and the possibility that a previous owner underlined something in Latin to look clever. Perfect for classics students, theatre buffs, or anyone who thinks comedy didn’t start with Monty Python. Fine copy, near new, but has a very small ding on the page edges, nothing much. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4144/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rope-and-other-plays-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140441369 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4142 Stone Age Achaeology by Nick Ashton Frances Healy and Paul Pettitt Stone Age Archaeology (1998) — Nick Ashton, Frances Healy & Paul Pettitt (Oxbow Books) Ever wanted to plunge headfirst into the murky world of prehistoric Britain without getting mud in your boots? This 1998 volume is the scholarly equivalent of a time machine — if that time machine had a slight smell of damp paper and the occasional coffee ring. Packed with academic insights from Ashton, Healy, and Pettitt, it covers the latest (well… latest in 1998) thinking on Stone Age life, digs, and debates. Expect flint, bones, and the sort of charts and site plans only archaeologists could get excited about. The cover has that classic Oxbow Books aesthetic: serious title, no-nonsense layout, possibly a photo of something brown and crumbly. Perfect for anyone who loves archaeology, the Palaeolithic, or just the thrill of buying an old academic book that’s seen better days. A little foxing, a few scuffs, and just enough wear to convince your friends you’ve been in the trenches yourself. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4142/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stone-age-archaeology-aug-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxbow Books 9781900188661 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4137 From The Cam To The Cays by David Carr and John Thorpe From The Cam To The Kays (1961) by David Carr & John Thorpe – The Travel Book Club A genteel amble from Cambridge’s cloistered calm to the rugged charm of the Scottish Highlands, From The Cam To The Kays is exactly what it sounds like: two chaps with stiff upper lips and stout walking boots embarking on a semi-earnest, fully tweedy adventure northward. First published in 1961 by The Travel Book Club (back when people still wrote letters and wore sensible hats), this travelogue is equal parts topographical musing and deadpan social observation. Expect misty glens, overcooked eggs, and just enough literary posturing to make you feel smart. Perfect for armchair travellers, map fiddlers, and people who say things like “back in my day” unironically. Lovingly offered by Crappy Old Books, where the paper may be yellowed, but the prose is dry as ever. Good condition with paper dust jacket https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4137/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-the-cam-to-the-kays-aug-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4136 Mountains and a Shore - A Journey Through Southern Turkey by Michael Periera Mountains and a Shore – A Journey Through Southern Turkey (1966) by Michael Pereira Published by The Travel Book Club A quietly evocative travelogue from a time when backpacking didn’t involve Wi-Fi, influencers, or anything remotely resembling breathable fabrics. In Mountains and a Shore, Michael Pereira ambles through southern Turkey with wit, grace, and a genuine affection for the landscape and its people — all penned in that crisp 1960s prose that somehow makes even a dusty bus ride sound romantic. Published for the tweed-clad armchair adventurer by The Travel Book Club in 1966, this edition is a proper throwback to when travel books came with maps, manners, and minimal nonsense. Expect Byzantine ruins, sleepy villages, and a decent dose of post-imperial melancholy. Sold with characteristic ambivalence by Crappy Old Books — the home of mildly foxed paper, misplaced bookmarks, and literary charm. Good condition, with paper dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4136/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mountains-and-a-shire-ajourney-through-southern-turkey-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4135 Red Carpet To China by Michael Croft Red Carpet to China (1958) by Michael Croft — The Travel Book Club Edition Ever wondered what it was like to be ushered behind the bamboo curtain in the 1950s, not with a whisper but with a bit of pomp and a red carpet? Michael Croft did — and he wrote it all down. Red Carpet to China is a curious, time-stamped dispatch from a traveller granted rare access to Mao’s China when most of the West was still peering through the keyhole. This 1958 Travel Book Club edition comes with Cold War intrigue, cautious optimism, and plenty of British understatement. Expect theatre, propaganda, guarded smiles, and a nation in flux — all seen through Croft’s sharp, observant eye. This copy is charmingly aged and might smell faintly of history (or your nan’s attic). Pages are all there. Dust jacket? You’re lucky if it has one. But for those who collect Cold War oddities or enjoy travel writing from when "exotic" meant "just out of reach" — this is a tidy little find. Sold with usual grumbles and no refunds, from Crappy Old Books — proudly flogging the mildly foxed and gloriously obsolete since last week. Hardback with dust jacket all in good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4135/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/red-carpet-to-china-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Travel Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4134 Why the Allies Won by RJ Overy Why the Allies Won (1995) by R.J. Overy – Jonathan Cape Offered by Crappy Old Books – because history doesn’t have to be tidy. Ever wonder how the good guys pulled it off in WWII? Spoiler: It wasn’t just about having more tanks and better mustaches. In Why the Allies Won, acclaimed historian R.J. Overy ditches the flag-waving clichés and delivers a sharp, detailed, and surprisingly readable account of how strategy, industry, intelligence, and sheer bloody attrition ground down the Axis. Published by Jonathan Cape in 1995 (a simpler time, before everyone had a podcast), this copy may come with slightly foxed pages, a musty scent of academic triumph, and the smug satisfaction of owning a book that proves you know your Stalingrad from your Midway. A must-read for war buffs, armchair generals, and anyone who likes their history served with footnotes and firepower. Crappy Old Books: Proudly reselling the dusty, the brilliant, and the unjustly under-dusted. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4134/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/why-the-allies-won-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape 9780224041720 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4133 Limits And Renewals by Rudyard Kipling Limits and Renewals (1994) by Rudyard Kipling – Penguin Classics Sold with begrudging affection by Crappy Old Books Kipling’s Limits and Renewals is the literary equivalent of a whisky-soaked goodbye letter from the British Empire — reflective, oddly charming, and slightly uncomfortable. First published in 1932, this later collection of stories and poems sees Kipling older, grumpier, and, dare we say, a little wiser. Expect ghostly happenings, medical mysteries, imperial oddities, and just enough colonial guilt to keep a postmodern reader twitching. This 1994 Penguin Classics edition features scholarly intros and footnotes that almost make you feel clever for reading it. The copy you’ll receive from us? Possibly thumbed-through, probably yellowing, and definitely still cheaper than anything involving a Kindle. Crappy Old Books: rescuing dusty classics so you don’t have to feel bad about judging them by their cover. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4133/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/limits-and-renewals-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics 9780140185119 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4132 Zulu Rising - The Epic Story of iSandlwana and Rorkes Drift by Ian Knight Zulu Rising – The Epic Story of iSandlwana and Rorke’s Drift (2011) by Ian Knight (Pan) Sold by Crappy Old Books – Proudly Dusty, Slightly Foxed, Always Interesting Two battles. One empire. A whole lot of chaos. In Zulu Rising, acclaimed historian Ian Knight brings thunder and blood to the page with his definitive account of the twin 1879 battles of iSandlwana (where the British were thumped) and Rorke’s Drift (where they managed to hold the line — barely). This isn’t your schoolbook version of events — Knight dives deep into Zulu perspectives, British bungling, and the brutal beauty of a moment that reshaped colonial history. This Pan paperback edition from 2011 might have a few scuffs and the faint scent of a 20th-century sitting room, but it’s got all the drama you need: strategy, tragedy, heroism, and hubris in equal measure. Recommended for: Military history buffs Armchair generals Readers who enjoy watching Victorian confidence get what’s coming Buy it now from Crappy Old Books — where the books are real, the opinions are strong, and the shelves are alarmingly overloaded. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4132/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/zulu-rising-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9781447210979 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4131 The Mammoth Book of Battles by Jon E Lewis The Mammoth Book of Battles (1995) – Jon E. Lewis | Crappy Old Books Bigger than your uncle’s war stories and twice as dramatic, The Mammoth Book of Battles is a thunderous march through 3,000 years of carnage, chaos, and questionable military decisions. From Marathon to Mogadishu, Jon E. Lewis brings together a no-holds-barred collection of historical clashes that’ll leave your armchair covered in metaphorical blood and glory. Crammed with grit, mud, smoke, and the occasional general who probably should’ve stayed in bed, this 1995 beast from Robinson is perfect for history buffs, military nerds, or anyone who just likes reading about people charging at each other in formation. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s mammoth – and yes, it’s from Crappy Old Books, so the cover might be a bit scuffed, but the stories inside still pack a punch. Grab it while it lasts – we’re not storming another warehouse for copies. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4131/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mammoth-book-of-battles-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robinson 9781854873859 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4130 True War Stories by Jon E Lewis True War Stories (1994) – Jon E. Lewis Published by Robinson | Sold by Crappy Old Books Cracked spines, yellowing pages, and the unmistakable scent of battlefield grit—True War Stories is a no-nonsense, adrenaline-fuelled collection of firsthand accounts from soldiers who lived through the chaos. Compiled by Jon E. Lewis, master anthologist of all things fierce and fearsome, this 1994 edition throws you headfirst into the trenches, cockpits, and foxholes of 20th-century warfare. From World War I mud to Vietnam jungle fever, these tales aren’t polished for Hollywood—they’re raw, real, and utterly human. Expect heroism, horror, gallows humour, and the kind of stories you’d only tell after your third whiskey. This copy may look like it went through a few battles itself (well-loved, well-read, slightly battered), but it’s all part of the charm. Perfect for armchair generals, military history buffs, or anyone who appreciates a good story told with blood, sweat, and swearing. Crappy Old Books—giving glorious old paperbacks like this one a second tour of duty. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4130/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/true-war-stories-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robinson 9781854871091 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4129 The World of Robert fisk Vol1 - 1989-1998 by Simon Kelner The World of Robert Fisk Vol. 1 – 1989–1998 (2008) By Simon Kelner (The Independent) Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into a turbulent decade through the uncompromising lens of legendary journalist Robert Fisk. Curated by Simon Kelner and originally published by The Independent, this first volume of The World of Robert Fisk captures Fisk’s fearless reporting from the front lines of history — from war-torn Beirut to the shifting sands of the Middle East. Written with unmatched clarity, moral outrage, and unflinching detail, Fisk’s dispatches illuminate the chaos of conflict, the complexity of international politics, and the failings of those in power. Whether you’re a seasoned reader of global affairs or just someone who appreciates a bit of gritty, old-school journalism, this volume is essential reading. Crappy Old Books proudly offers this battered gem for those who like their reading raw, real, and with a faint smell of attic dust. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4129/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-world-of-robert-fisk-aug-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Independent no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4128 A Miscellany of Garden Wisdom by Bernard Schofield A Miscellany of Garden Wisdom (1996) by Bernard Schofield Published by HarperCollins Sold (somewhat reluctantly) by Crappy Old Books Dig up a copy of this charming, soil-smudged classic and get lost in a lovingly assembled patchwork of gardening lore, tips, and timeless observations. From ancient herbal remedies to curious Victorian advice, Bernard Schofield’s Miscellany offers a gentle ramble through centuries of green-fingered know-how. Perfect for those who prefer compost to computers, and daisies to data, this is the kind of book you’ll find nestled between a rusty trowel and a forgotten gnome. Yes, it’s a bit old. Yes, it smells slightly like a damp shed. But that’s all part of the magic. Crappy Old Books: unearthing the good stuff, one musty gem at a time. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4128/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/garden-wisdom-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780004126227 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4127 Paradise Lost and its Critics by AJA Waldock Paradise Lost and Its Critics (1961) – A.J.A. Waldock Published by Cambridge University Press Sold to you by Crappy Old Books Think Milton’s Paradise Lost is just a long, dusty poem about a talking snake and some angry angels? Think again. In Paradise Lost and Its Critics, A.J.A. Waldock dives headfirst into the academic brawl over John Milton’s epic and throws a few punches of his own. Waldock isn’t here to praise Satan—or Milton—but to clear the air and sort through the piles of critical nonsense that have been written about this literary monster over the centuries. With Cambridge precision (and the occasional scholarly eyebrow raise), he dissects what’s brilliant, what’s bloated, and what critics got wildly wrong. A must for students, scholars, and anyone who enjoys watching English professors politely tear each other apart. Slightly yellowed, maybe a bit musty, and full of intellectual sass—this is one of those rare academic gems that reminds you why you fell in love with literature in the first place. Condition: Crappy by name, not necessarily by nature. May include pencil scrawls from a previous owner who thought they were smarter than Waldock. Spoiler: they weren’t. Great condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4127/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/paradise-lost-and-its-critics-aug-2025.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4126 Charles I of Anjou by Jean Dunbabin Charles I of Anjou (1998) – Jean Dunbabin Published by Longman | Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive headfirst into the world of thirteenth-century Mediterranean power politics with Jean Dunbabin’s Charles I of Anjou – a sharp, scholarly, and surprisingly gripping account of the man who ruled Sicily, conquered Naples, and dreamed (unsuccessfully) of a Mediterranean empire. Dunbabin masterfully explores Charles’s ambitions, blunders, and brutal effectiveness as a ruler, painting a nuanced picture of one of medieval Europe’s more controversial monarchs. This 1998 Longman edition might be a bit dog-eared, but the scholarship inside is still razor-sharp. Perfect for medievalists, armchair historians, or anyone who thinks the best kings are the ones with wildly misplaced ambitions. Condition: Aged like fine cheese — yellowed pages, minor scuffs, but all the history’s still in there. Grab it now before some other history nerd beats you to it. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4126/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/charles-1-of-anjou-aug-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4125 The Peasantries of Europe - From the Fourteenth to the Eighteenth Centuries by Tom Scott The Peasantries of Europe – From the Fourteenth to the Eighteenth Centuries by Tom Scott (Longmans, 1998) Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the spines creak and the history’s real. Crack open this scholarly beast and discover a Europe where pitchforks were mightier than parchment, and the line between feudal lord and angry mob was one bad harvest away. Tom Scott dives deep into four centuries of rural resistance, hardship, resilience, and slow-burn social change. From German serfs to French métayers and beyond, this book doesn’t romanticize—it excavates. Dusty but not dull, this is the definitive guide to the folks who actually did the work while the kings got the credit. Ideal for history buffs, disillusioned idealists, and anyone who prefers their social movements muddy and underfed. Yes, the cover’s a bit battered. No, it won’t change your life overnight. But it might just change how you see 400 years of European history. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4125/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thepeasantries-of-europe-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans 9780582101319 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4124 Agricola and the Conquest of the North by WS Hanson Agricola and the Conquest of the North (1991) – W.S. Hanson – BT Batsford Ltd A classic slice of Roman-era scholarship from the days when academic publishing still had a whiff of pipe smoke and photocopied maps. In Agricola and the Conquest of the North, W.S. Hanson rolls up his tunic sleeves to examine how the Romans muscled their way into Scotland (or tried to), under the much-mythologised governor Gnaeus Julius Agricola. Packed with archaeological findings, military theory, and more marching legions than you can shake a pilum at, this is essential reading for anyone who enjoys Roman Britain, hill forts, or books that smell slightly of an old classroom. Slightly worn, maybe foxed, definitely smarter than it looks — like most of our stock. Perfect for history buffs, re-enactors, and those who prefer their empire-building with a bit of scholarly grit. Available now from Crappy Old Books — because history doesn’t have to be shiny. Ex-library book with plastic jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4124/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/agricola-and-the-conquest-of-the-north-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd 9780713451931 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4123 The Swan in the Evening by Rosamond Lehmann The Swan in the Evening (1985) – Rosamond Lehmann (Collins) Offered by Crappy Old Books Part memoir, part mystic meander, The Swan in the Evening is Rosamond Lehmann’s final, deeply personal work—a shimmering glimpse into the mind of one of Britain’s great literary figures. It begins in the well-mannered drawing rooms of Edwardian England and ends somewhere between heartbreak and the hereafter. Lehmann mourns, remembers, and occasionally communes (yes, really) with her deceased daughter, in prose as elegant as a sigh across a tea saucer. It’s beautiful, sad, and just a bit batty—in the best way possible. This 1985 Collins paperback is slightly foxed (aren’t we all?), but intact, readable, and full of soul. Ideal for fans of literary grief, psychic interludes, or anyone who enjoys the finer side of falling apart. Another forgotten gem, rescued from the dusty abyss by Crappy Old Books. You’re welcome. Excellent condition, hardback with paper dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4123/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-swan-in-the-evening-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780002117821 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4122 Gods and Heroes of Classical Antiquity by I Aghion C Barbillon and F Lissarrague Gods and Heroes of Classical Antiquity (1996) by I. Aghion, C. Barbillon, and F. Lissarrague (Flammarion) is a lush, scholarly romp through the myths, legends, and larger-than-life personalities of the ancient world — from the thunder-wielding Zeus to the wine-soaked chaos of Dionysus. Richly illustrated and surprisingly accessible (for a book that sounds like it should be collecting dust in a museum), this volume breathes visual and intellectual life into the classical pantheon. It’s part art history, part mythological reference, and entirely worthy of your overstuffed bookshelf. This copy? It’s seen better days — a little dog-eared, maybe a coffee stain or two — but the gods don’t mind. They’ve endured worse. Sold by Crappy Old Books – because greatness doesn’t need to be mint condition. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4122/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gods-and-heroes-of-classical-antiquity-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Flammarion 9782080135803 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4121 On the Trail of the Pony Express by Jerry Ellis On the Trail of the Pony Express by Jerry Ellis (2002, Bison Books) Sold by Crappy Old Books – because the best stories aren’t always brand new Saddle up for a ride through history as Jerry Ellis sets out—on foot, no less—to retrace the legendary route of the Pony Express. In On the Trail of the Pony Express, Ellis blends adventure, historical insight, and soul-searching reflection into a quirky cross-country journey from Missouri to California. Along the way, he meets modern Americans shaped by the same landscapes that once tested the mettle of young riders carrying the nation’s mail. Whether you’re a history buff, road trip junkie, or just someone who likes books with a bit of dust and character, this one’s worth the ride. Scuffed cover? Maybe. Worn spine? Possibly. Great story? Absolutely. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books—where the books are a little battered, but the stories still kick like a mule. As new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4121/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-the-trail-of-the-pony-express-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bison Books 9780803267466 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4120 Against All Hope - Resistance in the Nazi Concentration Camps 1938-1945 by Hermann Langbein Against All Hope – Resistance in the Nazi Concentration Camps 1938–1945 by Hermann Langbein (Continuum, 1996) This isn’t some sanitized war memoir or feel-good tale of quiet rebellion. Hermann Langbein’s Against All Hope is a harrowing, clear-eyed account of real resistance in the heart of hell itself—the Nazi concentration camps. Written by a survivor who saw it all from inside the barbed wire, this powerful book documents the often-overlooked networks of defiance, sabotage, solidarity, and survival forged in the darkest places imaginable. Forget Hollywood tropes—this is history told from the trenches of suffering and courage. A must-read for anyone who wants to understand the full human spectrum behind the Holocaust: not just the horror, but the bravery that flared up against all hope. Used copy. Slightly battered. Much like the people in the book. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4120/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/against-all-hope-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Continuum 9780826409409 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4118 The Pyramids of Egypt by IES Edwards The Pyramids of Egypt (1993) – I.E.S. Edwards | Penguin Books Sold by Crappy Old Books Dusty, dog-eared, and still brilliant — this classic Penguin paperback dives deep into the mysteries of Egypt’s most iconic monuments. Written by I.E.S. Edwards, former Keeper of Egyptian Antiquities at the British Museum, The Pyramids of Egypt is the definitive guide for anyone who’s ever wondered how (or why) ancient Egyptians built those colossal piles of stone. Whether you’re a couch-bound explorer or just looking for something to prop up a wobbly table leg with historical value, this battered gem will transport you back to the land of pharaohs, sand, and some serious architectural ambition. Expect: diagrams, theories, and a healthy amount of scholarly speculation — all wrapped in that charming Penguin vintage paperback smell. Crappy condition. Excellent content. Buy it before someone else with dusty tastes does. Great condition, near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4118/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pyramids-of-egypt-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140136340 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4116 Ediths Story by Edith Velmans Edith’s Story (1998) by Edith Velmans – Published by Soho Press Offered by Crappy Old Books – Where the stories may be old, but the impact is timeless. Step into the unforgettable world of Edith’s Story, a moving and intimate memoir of survival, resilience, and hope. Written by Edith Velmans, this award-winning account follows a young Jewish girl growing up in Nazi-occupied Holland. With the voice of a bright and observant teenager, Velmans recounts the terrifying transformation of her world—and her courageous decision to hide in plain sight. More than a Holocaust memoir, Edith’s Story is a testament to the quiet heroism of everyday people and the enduring strength of the human spirit. A bit dog-eared? Maybe. Pages yellowed? Sure. But at Crappy Old Books, we believe books like this have earned their wear. Own a copy with character—and history. Hardback with paper dust jacket in great condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4116/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ediths-story-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Soho 9781569471784 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4115 The Return of Lieutenant Boruvka by Josef Skvorecky The Return of Lieutenant Boruvka (1990) – Josef Škvorecký (Faber and Faber) Sold by Crappy Old Books – because good literature ages better than milk. Lieutenant Boruvka is back — older, maybe wiser, but still caught in the philosophical fog of justice, truth, and Czech bureaucracy. In this final instalment, Škvorecký’s beloved detective finds himself embroiled in crimes that are more morally ambiguous than ever, all while dealing with the unrelenting absurdities of life under (and after) communism. It’s murder mystery meets existential crisis, with a dash of deadpan humour and the kind of ironic introspection that only post-totalitarian malaise can provide. Think: Kafka with a badge, Camus with a notebook, or your uncle who used to be a cop but now just quietly drinks and reads poetry. Paperback from Faber and Faber. Pages slightly yellowed, like all of us. Condition: Decently crappy. Ex-library book from Borough of Brent Libraries Department. Good condition all round, especially for an ex-library book. Hardback with protective plastic wrapping on dust cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4115/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-return-of-lieutenant-boruvka-aug-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571149742 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4114 A History of Christian Doctrine by Hubert Cunliffe-Jones A History of Christian Doctrine (2006) – Hubert Cunliffe-Jones Publisher: T&T Clark A chunky theological beast for those who like their doctrine with depth, dust, and just the right amount of dogma. In this sweeping survey, Cunliffe-Jones leads you through two millennia of Christian thought — from the early church fathers and creeds to the Reformers, radicals, and modern thinkers who all had something to say (and argue) about God, grace, and everything in between. Yes, it’s dense. Yes, it’s serious. And yes, it’s probably been on a few seminary reading lists since the dinosaurs roamed. But if you’re looking to actually understand why Christianity believes what it does — and how those beliefs evolved (or devolved, depending on your taste) — this is the sort of doorstopper worth cracking open. Sold to you in all its well-worn academic glory by Crappy Old Books — where the books are old, the spines are creaky, and the theology is still fighting. Fine condition, near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4114/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-christian-doctrine-aug-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books T and T Clark 9780567043931 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4113 Live and Remember by Valentin Rasputin Live and Remember (1992) – Valentin Rasputin Publisher: Northwestern University Press Sold by: Crappy Old Books Grim. Beautiful. Russian. In Live and Remember, Valentin Rasputin drops you straight into the snowy moral fog of Siberia at the tail end of WWII. This isn’t your typical war novel—it’s about a deserter hiding in shame, a village wrestling with silence, and one woman caught between love and loyalty. Rasputin’s prose hits like a frostbitten gut punch: sparse, poetic, and brutally human. Translated from the Russian with all the soul intact, this 1992 edition from Northwestern University Press is perfect for readers who like their literature heavy, their characters conflicted, and their pages slightly yellowed (hey, we are Crappy Old Books). Whether you’re a Russian lit veteran or just in the mood for something darker than your last existential crisis, Live and Remember will stick with you—like snow in your boots. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4113/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/live-and-remember-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Northwestern University Press 9780810110533 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4112 Continuity and Change in European Society - France Germany and Italy Since 1870 by Martin Kolinsky Continuity and Change in European Society – France, Germany and Italy Since 1870 by Martin Kolinsky (Croom Helm, 1974) Sold exclusively by Crappy Old Books – because someone has to care. Dusty, dog-eared, and deeply academic, this 1974 classic dives into the social structures of France, Germany, and Italy from 1870 onwards—without a single meme or GIF in sight. Kolinsky’s work is dense, deliberate, and possibly used to stun intruders, but underneath the aged typeface is a rigorous examination of how European societies evolved (or stubbornly didn’t) across wars, regimes, and revolutions. Perfect for history buffs, sociology students, and anyone who likes their books with a bit of ideological grit and that lovely “old paper” smell. It’s not flashy, it’s not fun, but it’s the kind of serious analysis your university tutor pretended they’d read. Own it, pretend to read it, and look smart doing it. Condition: Slightly crappy, heavily learned. Smells Like: A forgotten campus office in 1982. Buy it before someone with a tweed jacket beats you to it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4112/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/continuity-andchange-in-european-society-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Croom Helm London 9780856641121 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4110 Greek Sculpture by John Barron Greek Sculpture (1965) – John Barron | Studio Vista Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the pages are tired, but the wisdom isn’t. Dusty, dog-eared, and undeniably brilliant — this 1965 classic by John Barron is a compact but richly illustrated dive into the divine chiseling of the ancient Greeks. Whether you’re a weary art student, a rogue archaeologist, or just someone who thinks marble statues are oddly attractive, Greek Sculpture delivers the goods: gods, warriors, and the occasional missing limb, all rendered in thoughtful prose and black-and-white images. It’s part academic text, part coffee table relic, and 100% a great excuse to look cultured while doing absolutely nothing. The spine’s a bit cranky, but aren’t we all? Condition: Worn but readable. Smells like the ‘60s. Probably dropped in a lecture hall at least once. Add it to your shelf. Or your stack. Or your uneven table leg. Either way, it’s a win. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4110/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/greek-sculpture-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Studio Vista no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4109 British Railways Past and Present No 1 Cumbria by John Broughton and Nigel Harris British Railways Past and Present No. 1: Cumbria (1988) By John Broughton & Nigel Harris | Silver Link Publishing Welcome to the book that started it all! The very first in the much-loved Past and Present railway series, this 1988 gem takes you on a photographic journey through Cumbria’s rich rail heritage — from the steam-filled days of yesteryear to the diesel reality of the late 20th century. With over 100 paired images, British Railways Past and Present No. 1 captures stations, signal boxes, and branch lines, showing how they’ve changed (or stubbornly stayed the same). Lovingly compiled by John Broughton and Nigel Harris, this is essential reading for any serious rail enthusiast — or casual time-traveller with a thing for soot, semaphore, and Cumbrian drizzle. Published by Silver Link and now delightfully out-of-print — grab it from Crappy Old Books, where we know a good bit of faded paper when we see one. Brilliant condition. Contains loads of pictures of boats and ships and yachts etc, as you would expect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4109/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bristish-railways-past-and-present-cumbria-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Silver Link Publishing 9780947971045 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4108 Measure for Measure by William Shakespeare Measure for Measure (1995) – William Shakespeare (Wordsworth Classics) Sold by: Crappy Old Books Justice. Power. Hypocrisy. Horny monks. It’s Shakespeare at his most awkwardly brilliant in Measure for Measure, the so-called “problem play” where nobody gets what they want—except maybe the Duke, and even he’s a bit of a creep about it. This 1995 Wordsworth Classics edition includes all the Elizabethan drama you can handle, plus a short intro for readers who don’t have time to write a dissertation. Expect moral dilemmas, unexpected proposals, and the kind of gender politics that would make your HR department twitch. Sure, it’s got yellowed pages, that musty old-book smell, and probably a coffee stain or two—but that just makes it feel authentic. Like Shakespeare intended. Perfect for students, theatre nerds, or anyone who wants to own a book that screams “I read the Bard, and I suffer for it.” Condition: Used, obviously. Bonus: May include helpful (or unhelpful) pencil notes from a previous desperate English major. Great condition but with one instance of notes in the text, section 70, in pen. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4108/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/measure-for-measure-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781853262517 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4107 Shakespeare - Henry IV Part One by James Brodie Shakespeare - Henry IV Part One (1976) – James Brodie (Pan Study Aids) Offered by Crappy Old Books Looking to wrestle with Shakespeare’s Henry IV Part One but don’t fancy battling every thee and thou alone? This vintage 1976 Pan Study Aid by James Brodie is your scrappy, dog-eared companion through the muddy fields of rebellion, royal guilt, and Falstaffian nonsense. Packed with scene-by-scene breakdowns, themes, character insights, and exam tips written in the gloriously earnest tone of the ’70s, it’s everything your teacher hoped you’d read (but probably didn’t). Worn at the edges, slightly yellowed (like any good relic), and steeped in that unmistakable scent of secondhand wisdom — it’s a classic guide for a classic play, brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the pages may crumble, but the insights endure. Very good condition, especially for its age. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4107/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shakespeare-henry-iv-part-one-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Study Aids 9780330500050 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4106 Lolani or Tahiti as it was - A Romance by Wilkie Collins Step aside, beach reads – here comes a 19th-century fever dream of palm trees, forbidden love, and colonial chaos. Before Wilkie Collins became famous for twisting Victorian minds with The Woman in White, he took a literary vacation to the South Pacific – well, in his head, anyway. Lolani; or, Tahiti as It Was – A Romance is Collins’ first (and possibly weirdest) novel, resurrected from obscurity by Princeton University Press in 1999. Expect all the tropes: noble islanders, scheming outsiders, and enough melodrama to fill an entire crate of dusty rum bottles. It’s part historical fantasy, part romance, and all unapologetically “of its time.” Why buy it from Crappy Old Books? Because we know you don’t want another pristine, soulless reprint – you want something with character, maybe a faint whiff of attic dust, and the thrill of owning a Wilkie Collins deep cut that even hardcore fans forget exists. Conditon as new. Hardback with paper dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4106/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lolani-or-tahiti-as-it-was-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Princeton University Press 9780691034461 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4105 The Beast Must Die by Nicholas Blake The Beast Must Die (1999) – Nicholas Blake (Pan Crime Classics) Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the pages are worn, but the stories bite hard. A grieving father. A cold-blooded plan. A murder you’ll almost root for. In this brooding classic of golden-age crime fiction, Nicholas Blake (the pen name of poet laureate Cecil Day-Lewis) gives us a revenge tale with teeth. The Beast Must Die follows a crime writer who swears to kill the hit-and-run driver who killed his son—until someone beats him to it. Blake’s iconic detective, Nigel Strangeways, is on the case in a whodunnit packed with emotional depth, sharp prose, and a twisty sense of justice. This 1999 Pan Crime Classics reprint has that lovely nostalgic mustiness only Crappy Old Books can deliver. Dog-eared? Probably. Cracked spine? Sure. Still brilliant? Absolutely. Condition: Old but readable. Just like your uncle’s grudges. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4105/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-beast-must-die-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Crime Classics 9780330373210 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4104 Golden Earth - Travels in Burma by Norman Lewis Golden Earth – Travels in Burma by Norman Lewis (Eland, 1983) Sold with pride (and probably a few scuffs) by Crappy Old Books In Golden Earth, the ever-curious Norman Lewis journeys through Burma in the early 1950s — a land battered by war, tangled in politics, and quietly blooming with spiritual beauty. With trademark understatement and razor-sharp observation, Lewis paints a portrait of a country caught between past and future, chaos and calm. Expect monks, military men, opium traders, and the occasional philosophical tea-seller. This 1983 Eland edition reintroduces a travel writing gem that’s equal parts poetic, political, and quietly profound. The prose is golden, the earth is Burma, and the perspective? Pure Norman Lewis. Our copy? Possibly sun-faded, maybe a bit foxed, but absolutely full of soul — just like the book itself. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4104/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/golden-earth-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eland 9780907871651 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4103 The Origins of Britain by Lloyd Laing and Jennifer Laing The Origins of Britain (1987) by Lloyd Laing & Jennifer Laing – Published by Paladin Crack open this gloriously ’80s take on the birth of Britain, penned by archaeological duo Lloyd and Jennifer Laing. The Origins of Britain is a thoughtful and readable romp through prehistoric, Roman, and early medieval Britain — before it got complicated by monarchs and motorways. Expect stone circles, invading Romans, mysterious hill forts, and more Bronze Age bling than you’d expect from a supposedly dreary island. It’s informative without being stuffy, scholarly without the snobbery, and illustrated with charmingly dated maps and diagrams. If you’ve ever wondered how this soggy lump of land got its start, this is your chance to find out — for less than the cost of a pint and way more enriching. Condition: Slightly yellowed, like the bones of a Saxon warrior. Smells faintly of damp libraries and wisdom. Only at Crappy Old Books – because history deserves better than a Kindle. Has bookmark in pages 88-89, indicating important content. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4103/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-origins-of-britain-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paladin 9780586083703 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4102 White Waters and Black by Gordon MacCreagh White Waters and Black (1985 reprint, The University of Chicago Press) by Gordon MacCreagh Jungle madness, anthropological misadventure, and a good dose of colonial-era audacity—White Waters and Black is the wild, sarcastic, and occasionally exasperated travelogue of explorer Gordon MacCreagh as he braves the Amazon with a cast of characters so bizarre they’d make Indiana Jones walk off the set. Originally published in 1926 and resurrected by The University of Chicago Press in 1985, this classic of cranky exploration literature charts MacCreagh’s expedition down South America’s darkest rivers—armed with science, skepticism, and a scathing eye for incompetence (especially when it’s his own team’s). Equal parts thrilling, frustrating, and hilarious, it’s a chaotic ride through heat, bugs, botched maps, and botany gone rogue. Sold by Crappy Old Books—because some old books are just too weird (and too great) to be forgotten. Fine condition, almost new in condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4102/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/white-waters-and-black-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The University of Chicago Press 9780226500164 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4101 Credos and Curios by James Thurber Credos and Curios (1969) by James Thurber – Penguin Books Edition Witty. Weird. Wonderful. And slightly worn — just like all the best things in life. This gloriously cranky collection from James Thurber, master of the absurd and accidental philosopher of mid-century America, brings together essays, doodles, and brilliant bits that ponder everything from miscommunication to mortality. Originally published posthumously, Credos and Curios is Thurber at his most reflective (but still deeply ridiculous). This vintage Penguin paperback has seen a few decades and smells like a library in a thunderstorm — which, honestly, is half the charm. Pages may be yellowed, corners may be curled, but the wit is as sharp as ever. Perfect for fans of dry humor, clever sketches, and people who prefer their books slightly pre-loved. Crappy Old Books: Unearthing literary gems you didn’t know you needed (in questionable condition since forever). Fair copy. I fixed the covere where you can see the slight fold to bottom right as it was delicate and was on the verge of detaching, but I applied a layer of paper to the back of it with glue and its now a very robust finish. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4101/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/credos-and-curios-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4099 Stick With It by Sean Young Stick With It (2017) by Sean Young – Penguin Life Sold by Crappy Old Books Struggling to make good habits stick, or to finally ditch the bad ones? Stick With It by Dr. Sean Young (yes, a real doctor, not just someone shouting on the internet) lays out a science-backed, practical roadmap for lasting change. Drawing from psychology, neuroscience, and years of habit research, this 2017 gem from Penguin Life delivers more than just motivational fluff—it gives you tools that actually work. Whether you’re trying to go to the gym, quit smoking, or stop doomscrolling at 2am, Stick With It offers strategies that don’t involve shaming yourself into submission. It’s smart, accessible, and refreshingly honest. This copy may be a little worn (it is Crappy Old Books, after all), but the advice inside is rock solid. Sticky notes optional. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4099/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stick-with-it-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Life 9780241323786 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4098 Our Natural History by Daniel Botkin Our Natural History by Daniel Botkin (ISBN: 0195168291) Oxford University Press, presumably proud of it. 📚 Offered by Crappy Old Books, where even the raccoons in the attic get nostalgic. Part memoir, part ecological meditation, and part philosophical meander through the woods, Our Natural History is Daniel Botkin’s thoughtful take on how we think about nature — not as a static postcard, but as something wild, changing, and very much alive (unlike some of the other books we sell). Expect musings on everything from forests to fieldwork, with enough science to feel clever but not enough to require a lab coat. This copy? It’s seen things. A bit scuffed, maybe a note in the margin or two (possibly insightful, possibly deranged — who are we to judge?). But it’s still bound, readable, and packed with the sort of intellectual nourishment that makes you forget the cover’s a little wonky. Perfect for ecologists, philosophers, tree-huggers, or anyone wondering if humans are just another blip in nature’s strange experiment. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4098/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/our-natural-history-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780195168297 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4097 Starkness at Noon [Signed] by Richard Boston Starkness at Noon [Signed] (1997) by Richard Boston – Five Leaves Publications A razor-sharp satire with more bite than a caffeinated stoat, Starkness at Noon is Richard Boston at his irreverent best. Originally published by Five Leaves in 1997, this slim but potent volume skewers modern life, politics, and the absurdities of existence with the kind of wit that only Boston could muster—equal parts Eeyore and anarchist pamphleteer. This particular copy is SIGNED by the author (yes, really), adding a smudge of literary credibility to your tottering pile of neglected paperbacks. Whether you’re a long-time fan of Boston’s Guardian columns or just here for the obscure oddities, this is the sort of book that makes your bookshelf look both intelligent and mildly unstable. Sold with mild disdain and no returns, courtesy of Crappy Old Books – purveyors of the slightly foxed, the unjustly forgotten, and the joyfully obscure. Near new condition. Signed copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4097/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/starkness-at-noon-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Five Leaves Publications 9780907123323 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4096 The Power of Simple Prayer: How to Talk to God about Everything by Joyce Meyer The Power of Simple Prayer: How to Talk to God about Everything (2007) by Joyce Meyer (Hodder & Stoughton) is a refreshingly straightforward guide to deepening your relationship with God through honest, everyday conversation. With her signature no-nonsense style, Meyer strips away the complexity and intimidation often associated with prayer, reminding readers that speaking to God doesn’t require fancy words or perfect timing—just sincerity and faith. Whether you’re a seasoned believer or just beginning your spiritual journey, this book offers practical encouragement, biblical insight, and real-life examples to help you make prayer a natural and powerful part of your daily life. Sold by Crappy Old Books – because spiritual wisdom never goes out of style (even if the cover’s a bit creased). Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4096/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-power-of-simple-prayer-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340943885 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4095 Dont Sweat the Small Stuff at Work - Simple Ways to Minimize Stress and Conflict While Bringing Out the Best in Yourself and Others by Richard Carlson Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff at Work – Richard Carlson (1988, Hodder & Stoughton) – Sold by Crappy Old Books Feeling frazzled at the office? Let Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff at Work bring a little calm to the chaos. In this classic 1988 guide from Richard Carlson—yes, that Richard Carlson—you’ll find simple, practical ways to reduce stress, dodge unnecessary drama, and keep your cool while dealing with coworkers, bosses, and the relentless ping of your inbox. With bite-sized wisdom and a generous dose of perspective, Carlson reminds us that success doesn’t have to come at the cost of sanity. Whether you’re managing a team or just trying to survive Monday morning meetings, this book is packed with small but powerful insights to help you stay grounded and get the best out of yourself—and maybe even your colleagues. This well-thumbed gem comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the pages might be yellow, but the advice is still gold. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4095/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dont-sweat-the-small-stuff-at-work-aug-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stiughton 9780340748732 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4092 Travels In North And Central China by John Grant Birch Travels in North and Central China (1902) by John Grant Birch (Hurst and Blackett – as sold by Crappy Old Books) This is the kind of book that smells like a forgotten attic and reads like a telegram from another century. John Grant Birch, armed with a stiff upper lip and the sort of curiosity that often got Victorian gentlemen into trouble, tromps through the landscapes, towns, and teahouses of early 20th-century China. Expect vivid sketches of imperial China before the great upheavals—markets buzzing with life, ancient walls weathering the centuries, and more than a few eyebrow-raising observations that scream "1902." If you like your travel writing with a pinch of old-school imperial arrogance, a dollop of earnest wonder, and just enough antique charm to make you feel like you’re reading by kerosene lamp, this one’s for you. It’s part history, part travel diary, and part accidental time machine. Of course, since this copy is sold by Crappy Old Books, don’t expect it to look new. It probably has tea stains older than you, pages the color of weak coffee, and a spine that creaks like an arthritic sailor. But that’s all part of the fun, isn’t it? Brilliant condition, notig more than a few tiny dings hear and there, as apparent in image. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4092/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/travels-in-north-and-central-china-aug-2025.jpg 150.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hurst and Blackett no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4091 The Poems of Francis Thompson by Francis Thompson The Poems of Francis Thompson (1937) by Francis Thompson – Oxford University Press As sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the richly woven verse of Francis Thompson, the mystic poet whose fevered imagination and spiritual longing left an indelible mark on English literature. This 1937 Oxford University Press edition gathers the finest works of a man once hailed by G.K. Chesterton as a visionary genius — even as Thompson battled addiction, poverty, and obscurity. From the soaring cadences of The Hound of Heaven to tender, lesser-known lyrics, Thompson’s poetry pulses with religious fervour, aching beauty, and an unflinching look at the soul’s search for grace. Whether you’re a collector of fine verse or a hopeless romantic with a taste for the melancholic and sublime, this volume delivers the goods — tattered spine, foxed pages, and all. Crappy Old Books proudly presents this slightly battered, wholly magnificent relic of poetic brilliance. Perfect for lovers of literary depth, antique smells, and books that have clearly lived a little. Nice condition, dust jacket all good except for the little section missing on the top of the spine as apparent in image. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4091/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-poems-of-francis-thompson-aug-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4090 Rockets and Jets by R Barnard Way and Noel D Green Rockets and Jets (1949) – R. Barnard Way & Noel D. Green Published by Wells Gardner | Sold by Crappy Old Books Blast off into the bold future of 1949 with Rockets and Jets, a delightfully earnest dive into the cutting-edge world of postwar propulsion. Written by R. Barnard Way and Noel D. Green, this vintage gem captures the unbounded optimism of early aerospace exploration—before satellites, before moon landings, and definitely before anyone cared much about safety. Charmingly illustrated and wildly speculative, Rockets and Jets promises readers of all ages a thrilling tour of atomic-powered dreams, supersonic speed records, and the hope that one day, we might just build a rocket that doesn’t explode. It’s a must-have for collectors of mid-century futurism, Cold War curiosities, or anyone who loves the smell of brittle paper and dashed technological hopes. Now available—gently battered and possibly singed—through Crappy Old Books, where yesterday’s wonders are today’s fire hazards. No dust jacket, obviously. But plenty of tips for building your own jet aircraft and rockets. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4090/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rockets-and-jets-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wells Gardner no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4088 Wanderings In South America by Charles Waterton Wanderings In South America (1897) by Charles Waterton Published by Thomas Nelson and Sons – As sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the tangled jungles and steamy forests of early 19th-century South America with the eccentric and intrepid naturalist Charles Waterton. In Wanderings In South America, first published in 1825 and here presented in its 1897 edition by Thomas Nelson and Sons, Waterton chronicles his wild expeditions through Guyana, Suriname, and beyond—armed with boundless curiosity, questionable medical remedies, and a penchant for wrestling caimans in his spare time. This isn’t your average travelogue. Expect vivid descriptions of exotic wildlife, biting colonial satire, and plenty of madcap Victorian enthusiasm. Whether he’s scaling trees to catch sloths or inventing bizarre taxidermy techniques, Waterton writes with wit, wonder, and an unwavering sense of adventure. A musty delight for lovers of oddball explorers, outdated science, and the slightly unhinged spirit of discovery. Slightly foxed, possibly annotated, and proudly sold by Crappy Old Books—because real stories should smell a little like damp attics. Brilliant condition for its age, I can find no fault with it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4088/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wanderings-in-south-america-aug-2025.jpg 24.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4087 Under Fire by Henri Barbusse Under Fire (1955) by Henri Barbusse – Everyman’s Library Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the trenches. Henri Barbusse’s Under Fire is a blisteringly raw account of life on the front lines during World War I—written by a man who lived it. First published in 1916 and here presented in the classic 1955 Everyman’s Library edition, this landmark novel strips away any romanticism of war, plunging readers into the mud, blood, and bitter camaraderie of a French infantry squad as they navigate the endless horror and banality of conflict. Praised for its unflinching realism and mournful humanity, Under Fire broke new ground in war literature. It doesn’t deal in heroes and victories—it deals in cold nights, falling shells, and the hollow stare of men who’ve seen too much. This copy comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books: it’s battered, a bit musty, and possibly held together by sheer literary grit—but the words still hit like shrapnel. A masterpiece of moral outrage and ground-level perspective—ideal for readers who prefer their history unvarnished and their fiction forged in fire. Excellent condition although paper as aged and browned a bit. Just jacket has plastic coating which can’t be removed, but its otherwise in pretty good shape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4087/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/under-fire-aug-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4084 The Worlds Warships by Raymond VB Blackman Book Blurb for The World’s Warships (1965) by Raymond V.B. Blackman — Sold by Crappy Old Books: Ahoy, naval nerds and faded library book sniffers! The World’s Warships (1965) by Raymond V.B. Blackman is your slightly musty but gloriously comprehensive ticket to the steel-clad glory of Cold War-era naval power. Published by Macdonald & Co., this weighty tome is packed with black-and-white photos, technical specs, and enough displacement tonnage to sink a small bookshelf. Inside, you’ll find the world’s fleets in all their mid-century might—from missile destroyers to aircraft carriers—documented with the kind of sober precision only a 1960s naval editor could muster. It’s outdated, yes. It smells vaguely of damp cupboards, probably. But it’s also a time capsule of geopolitical bravado and maritime engineering, before everything went stealthy and digital. Perfect for armchair admirals, shipspotters, Cold War completists, or anyone who still believes a good book should have both weight and a sense of duty. Crappy Old Books—we sell ’em because someone has to. Great condition with very good condition paper dust jacket, no tears https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4084/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-worlds-warships-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macdonald and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4083 Living Spanish by RP Littlewood Living Spanish (1973) by R.P. Littlewood – As Sold by Crappy Old Books Brush up your español the old-fashioned way with Living Spanish (1973), the no-nonsense language course from R.P. Littlewood, once proudly published by University of London Press and now shuffled out through Crappy Old Books. This classic textbook may smell faintly of the Cold War and schoolroom dust, but inside you’ll find clear grammar explanations, practical dialogues, and the kind of vocabulary that would impress any 1970s waiter in Madrid. Perfect for nostalgic linguists, vintage textbook collectors, or anyone who wants to learn Spanish without apps, emojis, or talking owls. Slightly yellowed, possibly scribbled in, and defiantly out of date — but still weirdly effective. Viva el pasado. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4083/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/living-spanish-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of London Press 9780340156308 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4082 Whitaker 1975 by Joseph Whitaker Book Blurb for Whitaker 1975 (850210763) by Joseph Whitaker Sold by Crappy Old Books Step back into the heartbeat of Britain in 1975 with Whitaker’s Almanack, the trusted compendium of everything from government directories and royal family updates to cultural milestones, postal rates, and parliamentary stats. Published by the esteemed J. Whitaker & Sons Ltd, this edition (ISBN 850210763) captures the UK as it stood in a world of flared trousers, industrial unrest, and Cold War tension. Lovingly worn and delightfully outdated, this Crappy Old Books copy still packs a punch of charm and historical relevance—perfect for researchers, nostalgia lovers, or anyone who wants to know what the Queen’s schedule looked like 50 years ago. Because some books don’t go out of date—they just become more interesting. Brilliant condition. THe dust jacket has been overcoated with a protective plastic layer making it quite immaculate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4082/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/whitaker-1975-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books J Whitaker & Sons Ltd 9780850210767 GB Standard 4.50 GBP COB-4081 Business Statistics Simplified by WJ Bell and JL Mather Business Statistics Simplified (1968) by W.J. Bell and J.L. Mather Published by William Heinemann Now sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wanted to understand business statistics without needing a degree in advanced mathematics—or a stiff drink? Business Statistics Simplified (1968) is your charmingly outdated yet stubbornly practical guide to making sense of numbers in the world of commerce. Penned by W.J. Bell and J.L. Mather, this mid-century marvel delivers the fundamentals of data analysis, sampling, probability, and forecasting with the kind of clarity only achievable before PowerPoint was invented. Dusty, yellowed, and possibly annotated by a mysterious student of yesteryear, this book is perfect for retro stats enthusiasts, ironic gift-givers, or anyone who suspects their Excel spreadsheets might be mocking them. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where one man’s forgotten textbook is another’s vintage intellectual treasure. Fair condition. I reinforced the binding with some glue in a suspect area so it should be in sound condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4081/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/business-statistics-simplified-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4080 A Historical Guide For Visitors To Old Corinth - Maycenae - Heraeum - Argos - Lerna - Tiryns - Nauplia - Epidaurus - Byzantine Churches by Peter M Len A Historical Guide For Visitors To Old Corinth - Mycenae - Heraeum - Argos - Lerna - Tiryns - Nauplia - Epidaurus - Byzantine Churches (1964) by Peter M. Lenas (Patsilinakos) Sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your sandals and journey back through the cradle of Western civilization with this charmingly detailed (and unapologetically 1960s) guide to some of Greece’s most storied archaeological sites. From the towering walls of Mycenae to the healing sanctuary of Epidaurus, Peter M. Lenas—writing under his formidable Greek surname Patsilinakos—leads curious travellers through the ancient ruins, myths, and marvels of the Peloponnese. Originally published in 1964 and now offered by the proud purveyors at Crappy Old Books, this no-frills historical guide is packed with earnest scholarship, black-and-white photos, and the kind of mildly eccentric commentary that makes vintage travel writing so unexpectedly delightful. Whether you’re a classicist, an armchair archaeologist, or just someone who enjoys reading guidebooks from before the internet existed, this little relic will take you places—no passport required. Warning: May cause sudden urges to book a ferry to Greece or wear togas unironically. Has a nice fold out map in the back and two other smaller maps in the main pages. small pocket size book in great condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4080/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-historical-guide-old-corinth-aug-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Patsilinakos no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4079 Liddel Harts History of the First World War by Liddel Hart Liddell Hart’s History of the First World War (1972, Pan Books) As sold by Crappy Old Books Forget your rose-tinted armchair historians and sanitized textbook summaries—Liddell Hart’s History of the First World War is the real, unflinching chronicle of the war that was supposed to end all wars (spoiler: it didn’t). First published in a world still reeling from the aftermath of a second global catastrophe, this 1972 Pan Books edition delivers the sharp analysis, strategic insight, and dry British wit that made Captain Basil Liddell Hart both revered and controversial. A soldier-turned-military theorist, Liddell Hart doesn’t just rehash trench maps and casualty figures—he dissects the high command, the battlefield blunders, and the painful lessons that nations ignored at their peril. Whether you’re a history buff, a military nerd, or someone who just enjoys a good critique of bureaucratic incompetence, this book hits harder than a miscalculated artillery barrage. This copy from Crappy Old Books comes with all the authentic patina of age: yellowed pages, a slightly cracked spine, and that oddly comforting whiff of history and mildew. Perfect for your shelf, your mind, or your bunker. Warning: Contains strong opinions, outdated maps, and a depressing sense of déjà vu. Ecellent patina, but in great structural condition, perfect for impressing friends. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4079/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/liddel-harts-history-of-the-first-world-war-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330233545 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4078 Cities on Interview Notebooks by Wang Jun Cities on Interview Notebooks (2007) by Wang Jun Published by SDX Joint Publishing Co. Sold by Crappy Old Books A city is more than just streets and buildings—it’s memory in motion. In Cities on Interview Notebooks, acclaimed journalist Wang Jun turns his keen eye and sharp pen to the rapidly vanishing landscapes of urban China. Through meticulous interviews and field notes scribbled on the fly, Wang documents the voices, lives, and architecture swallowed by the breakneck modernization of Beijing and beyond. This 2007 volume is a textured collage of urban storytelling—part oral history, part investigative reportage. It reads like a quietly urgent time capsule, capturing neighborhoods erased, traditions dismantled, and people displaced in the name of progress. Wang’s notebooks are humble, dog-eared testaments to what the bulldozers left behind. Now sold in its naturally scuffed and coffee-stained glory by Crappy Old Books, Cities on Interview Notebooks is a compelling, poignant read for anyone curious about China’s modern transformation—and the cost of forgetting. Perfect for lovers of urban studies, oral history, and books that still smell like 2007. This is all in chinese apart from the ISBN number. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4078/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cities-on-interview-notebooks-aug-2025.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SDX Joint Publishing Co 9787108029034 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4077 Closely Watched Trains by Bohumil Hrabal Closely Watched Trains (1968) by Bohumil Hrabal Published by Grove Press Sold by Crappy Old Books This slim, subversive little volume from Czech master Bohumil Hrabal is equal parts tragic, absurd, and quietly explosive. Closely Watched Trains follows young railway apprentice Miloš Hrma through the crumbling last days of Nazi-occupied Czechoslovakia. With a libido outpacing his courage and a job that’s more about avoiding work than doing it, Miloš stumbles into adulthood against the backdrop of wartime bureaucracy and existential dread. Funny in the way only Eastern Bloc despair can be funny, Hrabal’s writing veers between deadpan comedy and sudden brutality, all while whispering profound truths about power, impotence (literal and political), and the tiny, human rebellions that outlast regimes. This is the kind of book that makes you laugh, then immediately feel weird about laughing. If Kafka got drunk with Bukowski in a train station, they might’ve written something like this. Condition: Yellowed, well-thumbed, possibly coffee-stained — just like the era it came from. Smells faintly of resignation. Crappy Old Books: We sell ’em like history remembers ’em — uneven, unforgettable, and always slightly sad. Good condition, spine a bit slanted. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4077/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/closely-watched-trains-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grove Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4076 Vienna 1900 by Arthur Schnitzler Vienna 1900 by Arthur Schnitzler (Penguin Books, 1974) As sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the glittering salons and shadowy boudoirs of fin-de-siècle Vienna, where repression wears a monocle and desire dances in silence. In this evocative collection, Arthur Schnitzler—the sharp-eyed chronicler of a decaying empire—unwraps the neuroses, passions, and hypocrisies of a city teetering on the brink of modernity. From doomed affairs to moral unravelings, Vienna 1900 captures a world where nothing is said outright, yet everything is painfully understood. This 1974 Penguin edition smells faintly of pipe smoke, regret, and the bottom shelf of a long-defunct secondhand shop. Pages may be yellowed, but Schnitzler’s wit and psychological insight remain razor-sharp. Expect crumbling spines, maybe a tea stain or two, and the lingering suspicion that Freud himself dog-eared a page or three. Perfect for: fans of literary decay, armchair psychoanalysts, and anyone who enjoys their existential dread with a side of turn-of-the-century ennui. Crappy Old Books: We sell books that have seen things. Fairly worn and has some minor water damage, not really visible, but the book block feels a little thincker nearer the bottom. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4076/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vienna-1900-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140037593 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4075 Things Might Go Terribly, Horribly Wrong - A Guide to Life Liberated from Anxiety by Kelly G Wilson Things Might Go Terribly, Horribly Wrong – A Guide to Life Liberated from Anxiety by Kelly G. Wilson | New Harbinger Publications, 2010 (Sold here by Crappy Old Books, where the wisdom is sound but the corners might be bent.) This isn’t your typical anxiety self-help manual wrapped in shiny promises and hollow pep talks. Things Might Go Terribly, Horribly Wrong dares to ask: what if the secret to handling anxiety isn’t to fight it—but to make room for it? With unflinching honesty, a healthy dose of irreverence, and the compassionate voice of someone who’s been there, psychologist Kelly G. Wilson teams up with Troy DuFrene to offer a radically different approach rooted in Acceptance and Commitment Therapy (ACT). It’s not about controlling your thoughts, erasing your fears, or becoming some Zen robot—it’s about learning to live a bigger, freer, and more meaningful life even when your mind insists everything is about to collapse. Tattered spine? Dog-eared pages? Perfect. That just means it’s been read the way life is lived—imperfectly, anxiously, and courageously. Buy it now from Crappy Old Books—because freedom from fear doesn’t need to come with a new-book smell. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4075/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/things-might-go-terribly-horribly-wrong-aug-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Harbinger Publications 9781572247116 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4073 Twelve Steps for Overeaters by Elisabeth L Twelve Steps for Overeaters (1993) by Elisabeth L. Published by Hazelden — Sold by Crappy Old Books Struggling with compulsive eating, food obsession, or yo-yo dieting? Twelve Steps for Overeaters offers a compassionate, time-tested path to recovery. Drawing from the wisdom of the Twelve Step model, Elisabeth L. breaks down the spiritual and practical tools that have helped countless individuals find freedom from food-related addiction. Written in plain, honest language, this 1993 Hazelden classic doesn’t promise miracle diets or quick fixes—it delivers something more enduring: hope, community, and the courage to face food struggles one day at a time. Now available through Crappy Old Books—because healing doesn’t need a glossy cover, just a willing heart. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4073/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/twelve-steps-for-overeaters-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hazelden no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4072 Take It Off and Keep It Off - Based on the Successful Methods of Overeaters Anonymous by Anonymous Take It Off and Keep It Off – Based on the Successful Methods of Overeaters Anonymous (1989) by Anonymous | Published by Contemporary Books | Sold by Crappy Old Books Struggling with yo-yo dieting, binge eating, or an endless cycle of guilt around food? Take It Off and Keep It Off offers a raw, compassionate guide rooted in the time-tested methods of Overeaters Anonymous. First published in 1989 and now unearthed by the dedicated curators at Crappy Old Books, this no-nonsense volume blends personal experience with practical advice — no fads, no gimmicks, just a path to real change. Inside, you’ll find stories from those who’ve hit rock bottom with food — and clawed their way back — along with tools for emotional and spiritual recovery, daily practices, and the cornerstone of OA’s success: fellowship without judgment. Whether you’re a longtime OA member or a curious newcomer, this book speaks to the quiet desperation and stubborn hope of anyone who’s ever whispered, “I can’t do this alone.” Dusty? Maybe. Dated? A little. Still relevant? Absolutely. Because the struggle is real — and so is recovery. Crappy Old Books: Giving forgotten gems a second chance to change lives. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4072/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/take-it-off-and-keep-it-off-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Contemporary Books 9780809244935 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4071 Leaving Yesterday Behind - A Victim No More by William Hines Break free from the past and step into the healing grace of Christ. In Leaving Yesterday Behind – A Victim No More, biblical counselor William Hines offers a compassionate, Scripture-driven guide for those burdened by guilt, shame, and regret. Drawing from years of pastoral experience, Hines encourages readers to stop living as victims of past sins—whether their own or those committed against them—and instead embrace their new identity in Christ. Far from offering shallow comfort or pop psychology, this book provides practical, gospel-centered wisdom rooted in God’s Word. With clarity and care, Hines shows how lasting transformation is possible through God’s promises, offering hope to those who feel stuck, defeated, or forgotten. Perfect for personal reflection, counseling contexts, or small group study, Leaving Yesterday Behind speaks to anyone who longs for a fresh start in the light of God’s truth. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4071/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/leaving-yesterday-behind-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Christian Focus Publications 9781857923131 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4070 The Blessedness of Waiting on God by Verna Foster Harvey The Blessedness of Waiting on God (2007) by Verna Foster Harvey Published by Pleasant Word | Sold by Crappy Old Books In a world that glorifies instant results and constant motion, The Blessedness of Waiting on God is a heartfelt reminder that some of life’s richest blessings come through stillness, patience, and trust. Drawing from scripture, personal experience, and deep spiritual insight, Verna Foster Harvey gently guides readers through the sacred discipline of waiting—not as a passive delay, but as an active, faith-filled posture of expectancy. Whether you’re navigating a season of uncertainty, longing for answers, or simply yearning to deepen your walk with God, this devotional exploration offers encouragement, hope, and a fresh perspective on divine timing. Harvey’s prose is both soothing and profound, perfect for quiet moments of reflection. Warning: May inspire peace, patience, and the occasional spiritual breakthrough. Sold with love (and maybe a little dust) by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4070/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-blessedness-of-waiting-on-god-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pleasant Word 9781414107943 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4068 The Spirit of Hinduism by David Burnett The Spirit of Hinduism (1992) by David Burnett | Published by Lion Hudson As sold by Crappy Old Books – where the wisdom’s ancient and the pages are just slightly musty. Delve into one of the world’s oldest and most complex religious traditions with David Burnett’s The Spirit of Hinduism. Written with clarity and respect, this accessible introduction explores the beliefs, practices, and cultural richness of Hinduism—shedding light on its gods and goddesses, sacred texts, rituals, and philosophies. Perfect for curious readers, students, or anyone trying to make sense of karma without consulting a yoga influencer. Originally published in 1992 and showing just the right amount of age-worn charm (thanks to us), this edition comes pre-loved, possibly with notes from a previous reader who once tried to pronounce “Bhagavad Gita” out loud. Whether you’re looking to understand the worldview of a billion people or just want a book that smells slightly like a 1990s bookshelf, The Spirit of Hinduism won’t disappoint. Crappy Old Books – Giving forgotten wisdom a second chance (and maybe a coffee stain or two). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4068/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spirit-of-hinduism-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lion Hudson 9781854241948 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4067 Overcoming Binge Eating by Christopher G Fairburn Overcoming Binge Eating (1995) by Christopher G. Fairburn – Guilford Press Sold by: Crappy Old Books This is the classic self-help guide for anyone trapped in the exhausting cycle of binge eating. Dr. Christopher G. Fairburn, a leading clinical researcher, delivers practical, evidence-based advice in a tone that’s both authoritative and surprisingly kind. Inside, you’ll find a clear explanation of binge eating disorder, its causes, and — most importantly — how to break free. Yes, this copy is a bit yellowed, and the spine has seen better days (it’s clearly been someone’s lifeline). But beneath the dog-eared pages lies a revolutionary program that still stands strong decades later — one that countless readers have used to change their relationship with food for good. Crappy Old Books: Where the books might be beat up, but the content still kicks ass. Has a few lines underlined here and there, but not a lot. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4067/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/overcoming-binge-eating-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Guilford Press 9780898621792 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4066 Riding the Waves - Contented Living in a Chaotic World by Gayle G Roper Riding the Waves: Contented Living in a Chaotic World (2001) by Gayle G. Roper Published by Broadman and Holman Publishers | Offered by Crappy Old Books Life’s storms are inevitable—but contentment doesn’t have to be out of reach. In Riding the Waves, beloved author Gayle G. Roper offers timeless encouragement for anyone feeling overwhelmed by the chaos of daily life. With wisdom, warmth, and a touch of humor, Roper invites readers to discover peace that surpasses understanding, even when the world feels upside down. Drawing from scripture, personal stories, and gentle insight, this 2001 classic is a beacon of calm in turbulent times—a perfect companion for those seeking serenity in the swirl of modern living. From Crappy Old Books: Sure, the corners are a little worn and someone may have underlined a verse or two, but the truth inside is as solid as ever. Rediscover a quietly powerful read that still speaks volumes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4066/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/riding-the-waves-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Broadman and Holman Publishers 9780805420845 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4065 Living without Worry - How To Replace Anxiety With Peace by Timothy Lane Living Without Worry – How To Replace Anxiety With Peace by Timothy Lane (The Good Book Company, 2015) As sold by Crappy Old Books Are you tired of being ruled by anxiety? In Living Without Worry, biblical counsellor Timothy Lane offers more than just coping strategies—he delivers a thoughtful, gospel-rooted path to genuine peace. Drawing from Scripture and personal experience, Lane helps readers uncover the roots of their anxiety and points them toward lasting calm through trust in God’s promises. Clear, compassionate, and refreshingly practical, this book speaks to anyone longing to quiet the noise of fear and live with renewed confidence and joy. At Crappy Old Books, it may come with a dog-eared cover or a coffee ring or two—but the truth inside is as good as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4065/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/living-without-worry-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Good Book Company 9781909919372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4064 A Preachers Companion - Essays from the College of Preachers by Stephen Wright A Preacher’s Companion – Essays from the College of Preachers (2004) By Stephen Wright (The Bible Reading Fellowship) As sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your pulpit and crack open this forgotten gem from 2004 — A Preacher’s Companion is a rich, reflective collection of essays from the College of Preachers, assembled by Stephen Wright. Whether you’re a sermon-seasoned minister or a curious theological wanderer, this volume offers timeless insights, gentle provocations, and more than a few sermon-saving ideas. Topics range from the art of preaching in a postmodern world to the spiritual life of the preacher — all tackled with wisdom, wit, and the occasional elbow-nudge from the Holy Spirit. Thoughtful without being stuffy, practical without being preachy, this is preaching advice from people who’ve been in the trenches (and the pulpits). Rescued by Crappy Old Books — because not all the best theology comes with a shiny cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4064/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-preachers-companion-aug-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Bible Reading Fellowship 9781841012544 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4063 Zen And The Art Of A Happier Life by Charlotte Kasl Zen and the Art of a Happier Life (2005) by Charlotte Kasl Published by Bantam Books | Sold (begrudgingly) by Crappy Old Books Feeling stuck in the existential mud? Charlotte Kasl—therapist, spiritual seeker, and not-your-average self-help guru—delivers a refreshingly grounded take on how to live with more joy and less nonsense. Zen and the Art of a Happier Life isn’t about pretending everything’s perfect or sitting on a cushion until enlightenment smacks you in the forehead. It’s about small, meaningful shifts in how you think, act, and exist in this beautiful mess of a world. Through stories, exercises, and a gentle-but-firm tone, Kasl mixes Eastern philosophy, psychology, and plain old common sense to help you break free from the mental junk pile. Perfect for readers who want to feel better without becoming unbearable. Slightly used. Spiritually enlightening. Smells faintly of incense and midlife crisis. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4063/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/zen-and-the-art-of-a-happier-life-aug-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553814958 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4062 The Signature of Jesus by Brennan Manning The Signature of Jesus (1996) by Brennan Manning – as stocked by Crappy Old Books A spiritual classic wrapped in a cracked spine and more underlines than a college textbook. In The Signature of Jesus, Brennan Manning calls readers to abandon lukewarm religion in favour of a radical, grace-drenched discipleship marked by humility, risk, and the scandalous love of Christ. This is not your average devotional—it’s a challenge hurled at the heart of complacency. Manning’s raw honesty and poetic grit will either stir your soul or make you squirm (possibly both). Crappy Old Books has secured a few well-worn copies, complete with dog-eared pages and the faint aroma of 90s Christian coffeehouse theology. Authentic wear included at no extra charge. For those seeking more than just belief—for those desperate to live the Gospel—this battered gem might just leave a mark. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4062/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-signature-of-jesus-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Multnomah Books 9780880708593 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4061 Exiles - Living Missionally in a Post-Christian Culture by Michael Frost Exiles: Living Missionally in a Post-Christian Culture by Michael Frost (Hendrickson, 2007) Sold by Crappy Old Books In Exiles, Michael Frost offers a bold and insightful guide for Christians navigating the strange, often uncomfortable terrain of a post-Christian world. With clarity, urgency, and a dash of rebellious spirit, Frost calls believers to embrace their identity as exiles—outsiders who live missionally, prophetically, and creatively within a culture that no longer shares their values. Drawing on biblical imagery, cultural analysis, and real-life stories, Frost paints a vision for how Christians can live faithfully and compellingly—not by retreating, but by engaging. This isn’t a call to fit in; it’s a call to stand out in love, justice, and authenticity. Slightly dog-eared, maybe a little underlined (someone got inspired)—this copy from Crappy Old Books has seen better days, but the message is timeless. Perfect for those who like their theology sharp and their pages slightly stained. Be weird. Be faithful. Be an exile. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4061/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/exiles-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hendrickson 9781565636705 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4059 John Newton - From Disgrace to Amazing Grace by Jonathan Aitken John Newton – From Disgrace to Amazing Grace by Jonathan Aitken (Continuum, 2007) As sold—possibly reluctantly—by Crappy Old Books From slave ship captain to hymn-writing saint, John Newton’s life was less a journey and more a full-blown U-turn. In this thoroughly researched and surprisingly readable biography, Jonathan Aitken—himself no stranger to scandal and redemption—delivers the extraordinary tale of the man behind Amazing Grace. Expect sin, storms, salvation, and a fair bit of self-reflection. If you’re into historical drama, spiritual transformation, or just enjoy a good old-fashioned tale of a man who seriously cleaned up his act, this one’s worth the dusty pages. Warning: Contains divine intervention, 18th-century sea travel, and unexpected emotional depth. Handle with reverence—or at least clean hands. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4059/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/john-newton-aug-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Continuum 9780826493842 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4058 Overcoming Low Self-Esteem by Melanie Fennell Overcoming Low Self-Esteem (1999) by Melanie Fennell (Robinson) As offered by Crappy Old Books – where the covers may be curled, but the wisdom inside still hits hard. Is your inner critic louder than a fire alarm? Do you find yourself endlessly second-guessing your worth, your choices, your very existence? Fear not — this battered gem from the CBT vaults is here to help. In Overcoming Low Self-Esteem, clinical psychologist Melanie Fennell lays out a practical, compassionate, and evidence-based guide to untangling the knots of self-doubt and building a healthier relationship with yourself. Originally part of the renowned "Overcoming" series, this 1999 edition may come with yellowed pages and the faint smell of someone else’s bookshelf, but don’t let that fool you. Inside, you’ll find time-tested techniques for silencing that nagging voice in your head, challenging negative beliefs, and laying the foundation for a stronger, more confident you. Crappy Old Books proudly presents this slightly dog-eared but powerfully insightful manual for anyone ready to stop loathing and start living. Dog bites on the spine? Maybe. Dogma-free help for your self-esteem? Absolutely. Warning: May include margin notes from a previous owner who was really working through some stuff. Near new condition but has a small ding to front that carries through 3-4 pages in. Very minor, but I think the book is concerned you might not want to read it because of that, but I am certain that is not the case and had reminded it, but you know how books are. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4058/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/overcoming-low-self-esteem-aug-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robinson 9781854877253 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4056 Self-Care - A Theology of Personal Empowerment and Spiritual Healing by Ray S Anderson Book Blurb for Self-Care: A Theology of Personal Empowerment and Spiritual Healing (1995) by Ray S. Anderson — as sold by Crappy Old Books Cracked spine? Dog-eared pages? Perfect — because this isn’t just a book, it’s a well-worn map to reclaiming your soul. In Self-Care: A Theology of Personal Empowerment and Spiritual Healing, Ray S. Anderson takes a deep theological dive into the intersection of faith, healing, and the human spirit. Far from a feel-good self-help manual, Anderson offers a challenging yet compassionate theology that dares to suggest that taking care of yourself isn’t selfish — it’s sacred. Originally published in 1995 and now found on the slightly musty shelves of Crappy Old Books, this underappreciated gem explores what it means to live with integrity, responsibility, and divine purpose in a fractured world. With pastoral insight and theological depth, Anderson invites readers — caregivers, clergy, and the quietly burned-out alike — to rediscover the spiritual foundations of self-worth and personal wholeness. Perfect for those who like their theology thoughtful, their books slightly yellowed, and their spirituality with a touch of grit. Near new condition. Spine uncreased. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4056/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/self-care-aug-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wipf and Stock 9781610970594 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4055 Dont Take it Personally - Art of Dealing with Rejection by Elayne Savage Don’t Take It Personally: The Art of Dealing with Rejection (1997) by Elayne Savage | Published by New Harbinger Publications | Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever feel like every “no” is a personal attack? Elayne Savage, a therapist with a keen eye for human sensitivity, dives deep into the painful sting of rejection and how to stop letting it run your life. From failed relationships to workplace snubs, Don’t Take It Personally helps readers identify how rejection shapes their behavior—and more importantly, how to break free from the trap. Combining real-life examples with practical tools, this 1997 classic unpacks the emotional baggage we carry from childhood, offering smart, compassionate ways to reframe painful experiences and respond with resilience instead of retreat. Whether you’re still smarting from your last breakup, that job interview gone cold, or just tired of taking everything to heart, this well-worn gem from Crappy Old Books might be just the reminder you need: it’s not always about you—and that’s a good thing. Condition: Probably a little bent. Wisdom still intact. Near new condition. Spine uncreased. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4055/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dont-take-it-personally-aug-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Harbinger Publications 9781572240773 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4054 The Miracle Morning - The 6 Habits That Will Transform Your Life Before 8AM by Hal Elrod The Miracle Morning – The 6 Habits That Will Transform Your Life Before 8AM (2016) by Hal Elrod (John Murray Learning) Sold by Crappy Old Books – a little dog-eared, slightly coffee-stained, but packed with life-changing wisdom. If you’ve ever wondered why some people seem to achieve everything before you’ve even hit snooze, Hal Elrod’s The Miracle Morning is here to shake up your mornings—and your mindset. In this modern classic of self-improvement, Elrod unveils six powerful daily habits (Silence, Affirmations, Visualization, Exercise, Reading, and Scribing) designed to supercharge your productivity, clarity, and purpose before the rest of the world has even stirred. This isn’t about being a morning person; it’s about unlocking the potential of your life one sunrise at a time. Whether you’re a dreamer, a doer, or just someone who wants to stop starting the day in a fog of social media and caffeine, The Miracle Morning offers a proven framework to transform your life—before 8AM. At Crappy Old Books, our copy might have a slightly bent cover or a mysterious “page crinkle” (don’t ask), but its message is just as powerful. Because true miracles don’t need pristine packaging. Near new condition. Spine uncreased. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4054/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-miracle-morning-aug-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray Learning 9781473632158 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4051 From Brains To Consciousness by Steven Rose From Brains to Consciousness (1998) – Steven Rose | Crappy Old Books Take a mind-bending journey from neurons to notions with From Brains to Consciousness by Steven Rose, published by Allen Lane in 1998. This thought-provoking collection of essays and debates brings together leading scientists and philosophers to tackle the age-old question: how do physical brains produce conscious experience? Curated by neurobiologist Steven Rose, the book doesn’t shy away from the complexities of mind and matter, featuring contributions from figures like Oliver Sacks, Roger Penrose, and Daniel Dennett. It’s a heady mix of biology, psychology, and philosophy – perfect for anyone who likes their science scrambled with a side of existential crisis. A bit dog-eared, maybe a cracked spine or two, but still packed with enough cerebral firepower to make your frontal lobes ache – exactly what you’d expect from Crappy Old Books. Condition as new, however, there area mall number of pencilled text underlines, but I only noticed 2-3 whilst flicking through and they are quite small, short and in light pencil. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4051/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-brains-to-consciousness-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allen Lane 9780713991673 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4048 The Berlin Bunker by James P ODonnell The Berlin Bunker (1979) by James P. O’Donnell (Arrow Books) Offered to you by Crappy Old Books – where the paper may be yellowed but the history’s still explosive. Dive headfirst into the final, claustrophobic days of the Third Reich with this gripping eyewitness account from journalist James P. O’Donnell, who literally walked the rubble-strewn path to Hitler’s bunker shortly after Berlin fell. Based on exclusive interviews with survivors, The Berlin Bunker strips away myth and propaganda to reveal the surreal, paranoid meltdown of Nazi leadership in their underground tomb. Expect scheming generals, collapsing ceilings, Eva Braun’s final hairdo, and the grim banality of a dictator’s end. If you’re looking for sanitized history, try somewhere else. If you’re into raw, real, and slightly musty paperbacks that still smell of Cold War angst, you’ve come to the right place. Fair warning: corners may be bent, pages might be foxed, but the story? Still bunker-busting. Great condition, spine uncreased suggesting it has never been read, but a slight crease on cover. Crispi page edges. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4048/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/berlin-bunker-jul-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099216803 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4045 Recovery by Stephen Benatar Recovery (1996) by Stephen Benatar – Welbeck Press Sold by Crappy Old Books In Recovery, Stephen Benatar—author of cult classic Wish Her Safe at Home—delivers another sharp, slyly tragic character study. First published by Welbeck Press in 1996, this lesser-known gem follows the quietly chaotic unraveling and reconstruction of a life frayed by regret, memory, and the ever-shifting ground of identity. Benatar’s prose is as incisive as ever: by turns dryly comic, painfully introspective, and strangely tender. Long out of print and unjustly overlooked, Recovery is a rare find for collectors and connoisseurs of idiosyncratic British fiction. Crappy Old Books proudly offers this bruised but beautiful paperback, complete with the patina of time and the unmistakable scent of literary obscurity. A perfect companion for anyone who prefers their narratives a little bent and their protagonists hauntingly human. Condition near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4045/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/recovery-jul-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Welbeck Press 9780952897606 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4044 Best English Short Stories III by David Hughes Best English Short Stories III (1991) – Edited by David Hughes (Norton) Offered by Crappy Old Books – where the spines are cracked but the stories still sing. Crack open a well-worn gem from the Crappy Old Books collection: Best English Short Stories III (1991), edited by David Hughes. This anthology brings together sharp, poignant, and quietly brilliant tales from the cream of contemporary English writers. Expect a mix of dry wit, emotional subtlety, and storytelling finesse – because nobody does understatement and quiet devastation like the Brits. Whether you’re dipping in for a quick read or savouring each story like a well-steeped cup of tea, this collection delivers that unmistakably English literary charm. The pages may be yellowed, but the voices are timeless. Perfect for fans of classic storytelling with a slightly dusty smell. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4044/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/best-english-short-stories-iii-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Norton 9780393309782 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4043 The Casual Vacancy by JK Rowling The Casual Vacancy (2012) – J.K. Rowling (Little, Brown) Ah, J.K. Rowling’s first post-Potter adult novel — the one that confused all the wizards-and-dragons crowd who were expecting Hogwarts 2.0. The Casual Vacancy is a sharp, often bleak peek behind the curtain of small-town England, where the gossip is toxic, the politics petty, and everyone’s skeletons are practically rattling in the window. This book is loaded with Rowling’s knack for characterisation — think fewer wands, more biting realism, and enough social tension to make you squirm. It’s darkly funny, uncomfortably true, and somehow addictive, like reading about a train wreck you can’t look away from. Condition: It’s Crappy Old Books, so don’t expect pristine. It’s seen some life (a few bent corners, maybe a mystery stain or two), but hey, that just means it’s lived. Good condition hardback with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4043/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-casual-vacancy-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little Brown 9781408704202 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4041 Reflections in a Writers Eye by Angus Wilson Reflections in a Writer’s Eye (1988) by Angus Wilson – Paladin Edition Here’s Angus Wilson doing what he does best: being sharp, witty, and occasionally grumpy about literature, society, and the curious business of being a writer in post-war Britain. Reflections in a Writer’s Eye collects Wilson’s essays, lectures, and thoughtful ramblings on everything from the novel’s role in the modern world to the perils of literary fame. Expect insight, a bit of snobbery, and the sort of dry humour that only an Englishman with a pipe and an opinion can deliver. It’s part memoir, part cultural commentary, and part "get off my lawn" – in the most literary way possible. Paperback, 1988 Paladin edition. A bit yellowed, possibly smells of the ‘80s, but pages are intact and Wilson’s voice still cuts through like a knife through tepid custard. Sold by Crappy Old Books – because some reflections deserve to be dusty. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4041/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reflections-in-a-writers-eye-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paladin 9780586086407 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4039 The Cloning Sourcebook by Arlene Judith Klotzko The Cloning Sourcebook (2003) by Arlene Judith Klotzko — Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the ethical, scientific, and legal maze of cloning with The Cloning Sourcebook, a comprehensive anthology edited by Arlene Judith Klotzko and published by Oxford University Press. This 2003 volume gathers insights from leading scientists, ethicists, and legal scholars, offering a clear-eyed look at the promises and perils of cloning—from Dolly the sheep to human reproductive possibilities. Whether you’re a curious reader or a bioethics buff, this book is a fascinating snapshot of early-21st-century thinking on one of science’s most controversial frontiers. Our copy may be a little dog-eared, possibly with suspicious stains and that classic “forgotten attic” scent—but hey, that’s the Crappy Old Books charm. Guaranteed authentic, well-read, and still smarter than most of us. condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4039/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cloning-source-book-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780195128833 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4038 Oscar Wilde by Richard Ellmann Oscar Wilde (1988) by Richard Ellmann – Penguin Books Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the glittering, tragic, and scandalous life of Oscar Wilde with Richard Ellmann’s definitive biography — if you’re into genius, wit, and utter ruin, this is your book. First published in 1988, this Penguin edition tells the story of the flamboyant playwright and poet with scholarly depth and just the right amount of gossip. Ellmann, who also wrote the standard James Joyce biography, pulls no punches in chronicling Wilde’s meteoric rise, infamous trials, and heartbreaking fall. This copy has character — maybe a cracked spine, maybe a coffee stain Wilde himself would’ve approved of — but the words are all there, as sharp and stylish as ever. Perfect for your nightstand, your bookshelf, or your next dramatic train ride. Another battered classic, brought to you by Crappy Old Books — where greatness survives the wear and tear. Ex-prison library book from HMP Wandsworth where both Oscar Wilde and Jack the Ripper were once held prisoners. Has HMP Wandsworth stamped all over the page ends and inside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4038/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/oscar-wilde-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140096613 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4037 William Caxton - A Portrait in a Background by Edmund Childs William Caxton – A Portrait in a Background (1976) by Edmund Childs (Northwood) – Crappy Old Books Step into the ink-stained world of England’s first printer with William Caxton – A Portrait in a Background (1976), a quietly intriguing study by Edmund Childs (Northwood). More contemplative essay than conventional biography, this slim volume peers at Caxton’s life through a misty lens of scholarship, speculation, and slightly worn-out footnotes. Childs offers a reflective (if sometimes meandering) take on the man behind the movable type, set against the shifting cultural backdrop of 15th-century England. Published in 1976 and showing its age in all the right ways, this book is a must-have for completists, Caxton cranks, or anyone who enjoys the comforting smell of yellowed pages and academic certainty delivered with a sigh. Available now from Crappy Old Books – where history hangs on by a threadbare spine. Excellent condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4037/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/william-caxton-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Northwood 9780719825699 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4034 Before the Trumpet - Young Franklin Roosevelt by Geoffrey C Ward Before the Trumpet – Young Franklin Roosevelt (1985) by Geoffrey C. Ward (Konecky and Konecky) Offered by: Crappy Old Books Before he became the voice of a nation in turmoil, Franklin Delano Roosevelt was just a privileged young man with a long road ahead. In Before the Trumpet, acclaimed historian Geoffrey C. Ward offers a compelling, richly detailed portrait of FDR’s formative years—from his aristocratic upbringing in Hyde Park to the early influences that would shape his political ideals. First published in 1985 and reissued by Konecky and Konecky, this biography digs deep into Roosevelt’s family dynamics, education, and early ambitions, offering rare insights into the making of a future president. Expect yellowing pages, possibly a coffee ring or two, and that unmistakable "used book" smell. It’s history, but Crappy Old Books style—weathered, well-loved, and worth the read. Near new condition. Hardback with paper dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4034/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/before-the-trumpet-young-franklin-roosevelt-jul-2025.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Konecky and Konecky 9781568520087 GB Standard 4.80 GBP COB-4033 Expert Systems - Principles and Case Studies by Richard Forsyth Expert Systems – Principles and Case Studies (1984) by Richard Forsyth Published by Chapman and Hall Computing | Sold to you by Crappy Old Books Behold the future — as imagined in 1984! Long before Siri was telling you the weather or ChatGPT was writing your emails, Richard Forsyth was laying down the groundwork for machines that think (or at least pretend to). This charmingly yellowed volume dives into the fascinating world of expert systems — those rule-crunching, knowledge-based contraptions that aimed to replicate human expertise with none of the mood swings. Perfect for AI historians, vintage tech geeks, or anyone who wants to see how far we’ve come (or how weird things were), Expert Systems – Principles and Case Studies delivers both theory and real-world examples in glorious black-and-white print. Includes: Loads of logic Retro computing case studies Probably a few diagrams made with a dot matrix printer Condition: Used, obviously. Smells faintly of basement and ambition. Get your hands on this dusty gem from Crappy Old Books — because progress is great, but nostalgia is cheaper. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4033/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/expert-systems-principles-and-case-studies-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chapman and Hall Computing 9780412262807 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4032 Project Evaluation and Development - Construction technology and management by Alexander Rougvie Project Evaluation and Development – Construction Technology and Management (1991) by Alexander Rougvie | The Mitchell Publishing Company Sold by Crappy Old Books Crack open a dusty gem from the early ’90s and dive into the solid concrete logic of Alexander Rougvie’s Project Evaluation and Development. This isn’t just another textbook—it’s a time capsule of construction know-how, back when project management meant clipboards, steel-toe boots, and a healthy distrust of anything labelled “digital.” From feasibility studies to final handover, Rougvie breaks down the gritty realities of planning and managing construction projects with the no-nonsense clarity you’d expect from someone who probably still uses a slide rule for fun. It’s dry, it’s dated, and—if you’re into the nuts and bolts of old-school construction tech—it’s kind of brilliant. Perfect for civil engineers, nostalgic technocrats, or anyone who enjoys the faint scent of yellowed paper and outdated procurement strategies. Condition: Slightly battered, heavily informative. May contain marginal notes from a frustrated site manager. Crappy Old Books – Keeping obsolete wisdom alive, one volume at a time. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4032/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/project-evaluation-and-development-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Mitchell Publishing Company 9780713450750 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4030 Deliberate Prose - selected essays 1952-1995 by Allen Ginsberg Deliberate Prose: Selected Essays 1952–1995 (2000) by Allen Ginsberg Publisher: Penguin Books Sold by: Crappy Old Books From the beatnik trenches to political soapboxes, Deliberate Prose is a riotous, ruminative collection of Allen Ginsberg’s essays, letters, manifestos, and critical musings spanning four decades. Whether he’s reflecting on poetry, protest, or pop culture, Ginsberg writes with raw urgency and unmistakable wit, his words buzzing with the energy that made him a counterculture icon. A mosaic of intellect and irreverence, this volume captures the restless spirit of a writer who never stopped challenging authority—or himself. Ideal for Beat Generation aficionados, lovers of literary rebellion, and anyone curious about how one poet aimed to unhinge the status quo. Condition: Probably a bit dog-eared, maybe smells like someone smoked near it in 1974—but still bursting with Ginsberg’s voice, rage, and charm. That’s how we like it at Crappy Old Books. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4030/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/deliberate-prose-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141181851 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4029 The American by Henry James The American (1997 Everyman Edition) by Henry James – Crappy Old Books Looking for 19th-century transatlantic awkwardness wrapped in a handsome hardcover? Look no further! The American by Henry James follows Christopher Newman, a rich, self-made American trying to navigate the bewildering maze of European aristocracy—with all the charm of a bull in a Baroque china shop. This 1997 Everyman edition gives you the full James experience: dense sentences, ironic detachment, and a painfully polite culture clash that somehow manages to be both subtle and savage. It’s got romance, scandal, and that trademark Jamesian sense that everyone is being far too polite while quietly judging each other to death. Sure, our copy has probably been sneezed on and used as a coaster (or worse), but that just adds character. The binding might creak like a haunted floorboard and the dust jacket may have seen better decades, but hey—it’s literature. Crappy Old Books: Where every page turn might come with a mysterious stain, but at least the prose is still pristine. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4029/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-american-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everyman 9780460876575 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4028 Pompeii by Robert Harris Pompeii by Robert Harris (Arrow Books, 2003) Available now at Crappy Old Books – where the pages might be yellowed, but the story still erupts with drama. Set in the shadow of Mount Vesuvius, Pompeii is a gripping historical thriller that blends ancient engineering, political intrigue, and impending doom. When an aqueduct engineer discovers something foul in the water supply, he stumbles upon a mystery far more explosive than volcanic ash. Harris delivers a fast-paced narrative filled with rich detail, Roman corruption, and that deliciously slow-burning dread of an inevitable cataclysm. Perfect for fans of suspense, history, or just watching rich Romans get their comeuppance. Warning: This book may contain crumbling pages, questionable margin doodles, and the faint smell of ancient libraries – but hey, that’s the charm of Crappy Old Books. Condition as new. Comes with freeLondon Review of Books book mark. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4028/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pompeii-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099562337 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4027 The Works of Guy de Maupassant - Vol 1 Boule de Suif and Other Stories by Guy de Maupassant The Works of Guy de Maupassant – Vol. 1: Boule de Suif and Other Stories (2020, Filiquarian Publishing) Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the sharp, satirical world of Guy de Maupassant with this no-frills reprint of his early masterpieces, including the unforgettable Boule de Suif. First published in 2020 by Filiquarian Publishing, this volume collects some of Maupassant’s finest short fiction — stories of war, hypocrisy, lust, and class tension — all delivered with his trademark irony and brevity. This edition may not boast luxury paper or scholarly footnotes, but it does what it needs to: gets you the words of Maupassant straight from the source. Ideal for students, casual readers, or anyone who prefers substance over sparkle. Available now from Crappy Old Books — where great literature meets slightly scuffed covers. At first glance this is an unusual piece. however, it’s printed by Amazon print on demand and so its a bit clearer that its a self-published format. The layout is very simple, like a printed manuscript bound at home, the pages being larger than A4, resulting in it being very floppy. However, if you want this, its cheaper than some other persons and is in a still new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4027/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-works-of-guy-de-maupassant-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Filiquarian Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4026 New Blood from Old Bones by Sheila Radley New Blood from Old Bones (1998) by Sheila Radley | Published by Constable Offered by: Crappy Old Books – where every page turn smells like 1998 Murder, mayhem, and the murky depths of family secrets—New Blood from Old Bones sees Detective Inspector Quantrill once again trying to bring order to the charmingly sinister world of rural England. When a skeleton is unearthed on an old estate, it sets off a chain of events that proves the past is never quite buried. Sheila Radley delivers another gripping, cleverly plotted mystery packed with sharp character work and subtle social commentary. A solid vintage crime read from the late ’90s—possibly with foxed pages, definitely with charm. Perfect for fans of classic British whodunits and crime fiction that doesn’t need tech to be tense. Crappy Old Books – because new books don’t have this kind of character. Ex-library book but in great condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4026/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-blood-from-old-bones-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable 9780094783508 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4024 Sir Walter Scott - Selected Poems by James Reed Sir Walter Scott – Selected Poems (1992, ed. James Reed, Carcanet) Sold proudly by Crappy Old Books – where the pages are slightly yellowed and the wisdom still shines. A stirring selection of verse from the bard of the Borders, this Carcanet edition brings together some of Sir Walter Scott’s most enduring and evocative poetry. Edited with insight and affection by James Reed, this 1992 collection offers both the rousing ballads and romantic narratives that made Scott a literary legend. Expect gallant knights, haunted glens, and a touch of melancholy – all wrapped in meter tight enough to march to. Sure, it’s been kicking around since the early ’90s and might smell faintly of someone’s attic – but this is poetry worth dusting off. Whether you’re a diehard Scott fan or just here for some noble rhymes and eerie Scottish landscapes, this volume won’t disappoint (unless you were expecting Twilight). Crappy Old Books: bringing you the classics, one gently worn paperback at a time. Condition like new. First edition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4024/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sir-walter-scott-selecteed-poems-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Carcanet 9780856359583 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4023 The Guns of the South by Harry Turtledove The Guns of the South (1997) – Harry Turtledove (Book Club Associates Edition) Sold by Crappy Old Books What do you get when time-traveling white supremacists armed with AK-47s decide to help the Confederacy win the American Civil War? Yep—Harry Turtledove’s wild alt-history rollercoaster, The Guns of the South. It’s got Robert E. Lee, machine guns, meddling racists from the future, and just enough historical what-ifs to make your head spin. This 1997 Book Club Associates hardcover edition has that charming, well-thumbed vibe that says, “I’ve been on many a dusty shelf, but I still shoot straight.” Pages slightly yellowed, spine slightly cracked—just how we like it. Not mint, not rare, but gloriously readable. Perfect for fans of alternate history, weird fiction, or anyone who likes their Civil War stories with a side of sci-fi madness. Grab it before someone else rewrites history. Excellent copy and who wouldn’t want to buy this just for the cover!!! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4023/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-guns-of-the-south-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4022 Eight Feet in the Andes by Dervla Murphy Eight Feet in the Andes (1991) – Dervla Murphy Publisher: Arrow Books Available from Crappy Old Books – where the pages are pre-loved and the corners are probably bent. Join Dervla Murphy—intrepid travel writer, single mum, and lover of all things uncomfortable—as she treks 1,300 miles through the Peruvian Andes with her nine-year-old daughter and a trusty mule. It’s muddy, it’s cold, it’s occasionally life-threatening… and it’s brilliant. Murphy’s writing is sharp, honest, and unsentimental—like if your coolest aunt had a dangerous obsession with altitude sickness and foot rot. Expect breathtaking landscapes, brutal realities of rural life, and a hefty dose of mother-daughter grit. It’s not a shiny travel brochure. It’s Eight Feet in the Andes. And it’s probably got a coffee stain on page 42. Grab this cracked-spine classic from Crappy Old Books—because adventure smells better when it’s a bit musty. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4022/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eight-feet-in-the-andes-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099847908 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4020 Power and the Pursuit of Peace by FH Hinsley Power and the Pursuit of Peace (1988) by F.H. Hinsley – Crappy Old Books Dust off your diplomacy skills and dive into Power and the Pursuit of Peace, F.H. Hinsley’s heavyweight study of international relations and the ever-elusive quest for lasting peace. First published in 1988 by Cambridge University Press, this classic dissects the philosophical and political foundations of peace efforts from the 17th century through to the 20th. Hinsley, a formidable scholar of war and peace, draws connections between the realpolitik of sovereign states and the idealism of international theorists. Expect Hobbes, Kant, and the League of Nations all rubbing shoulders in a dense but rewarding analysis that still rings true in today’s turbulent world. This copy comes to you via Crappy Old Books—so don’t expect mint condition, but do expect character, charm, and just maybe a few mysterious margin notes. Scholarly, scuffed, and surprisingly relevant. Godd solid copy with barely any creasing of the spine, just one faint crease. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4020/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/power-and-the-pursuit-of-peace-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521094481 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4019 The First Man by Albert Camus The First Man by Albert Camus (1995, Penguin Books) Offered by Crappy Old Books – because greatness doesn’t need a shiny cover. Unfinished at the time of his death, Camus’ final work is a raw, intimate, and deeply autobiographical novel that peels back the layers of colonial Algeria, family hardship, and a man’s search for identity. The First Man is less existential dread and more emotional excavation—a touching, earthy portrait of a boy becoming a man amid poverty and silence. This isn’t your neatly wrapped novel—Camus didn’t get the chance. But what’s here is pure, poignant, and unmistakably human. Penguin’s edition wraps this literary relic in thoughtful commentary and context, if you’re into that kind of thing. Our copy? A bit worn, maybe smells faintly of someone else’s nostalgia—but that’s the charm. Get it before it crumbles into existential dust. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4019/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-first-man-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140257243 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4018 Work Employment and Unemployment - Perspectives on Work and Society by Kenneth Thompson Work, Employment and Unemployment – Perspectives on Work and Society (1991) by Kenneth Thompson Published by Open University Press | Available at Crappy Old Books Dive into the gritty depths of work, employment, and the soul-sapping spectre of unemployment—with all the charm only a 1991 sociology textbook can offer. Kenneth Thompson brings you a solid, thought-provoking look at how work shapes our lives, identities, and societal structures. It’s critical, comprehensive, and just dusty enough to smell like a real education. Whether you’re a sociology student clinging to relevance or a retro reader trying to remember life before LinkedIn, this is your ticket back to when Marx still mattered and zero-hour contracts were just bad sci-fi. Get your hands on a copy from Crappy Old Books—because some ideas refuse to retire, even if the authors have. Well used copy, however, thats more noticable as the paper used is more pulp like, like heavy newspaper. Quite a nice feel to it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4018/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/work-employment-and-unemployment-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Open University Press 9780335105946 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4017 Shakespeares Imagined Persons - The Psychology of Role-Playing and Acting by Peter B Murray No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4017/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shakespeares-imagined-persons-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Barnes and Noble 9780333648360 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4016 Nature Into Art - Cultural Transformations in Nineteenth-Century Britain by Carl Woodring Nature Into Art: Cultural Transformations in Nineteenth-Century Britain by Carl R. Woodring · Harvard University Press · 1989 Journey through a century of shifting ideas—from Romantic reverence for nature to art for art’s sake. Woodring charts how Victorians moved from seeing nature as an ethical guide and aesthetic ideal to viewing it as “wasteful and murderous,” especially in the wake of Darwin’s revolutionary vision. Exploring a rich tapestry of poets (Wordsworth to Wilde), novelists (Mary Shelley, Stevenson, Conrad), painters (Wilkie, the Pre‑Raphaelites, Whistler), and scientists (Darwin, Humboldt), Woodring shows how the sublime and picturesque gave way to irony, realism, aestheticism, and decadence. Ideal for literature lovers, art historians, cultural critics, and scholars, this 360‑page classic reveals how nineteenth‑century Britain replaced nature’s moral compass with art’s liberating autonomy—and why that transformation still resonates today. Hardback with paper dust jacket. Very good all round condition with slight fading to dust jacket, although its barely noticable in the scan. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4016/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nature-into-art-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvard University Press 9780674604650 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4013 The Penguin Atlas of World History - Vol II by Hermann Kinder and Werner Hilgemann The Penguin Atlas of World History - Volume II (1978) by Hermann Kinder & Werner Hilgemann Published by Penguin Books | Sold by Crappy Old Books Need to brush up on centuries of war, revolution, and human folly, but only have an afternoon and a questionable attention span? The Penguin Atlas of World History – Volume II has your back. Originally released in 1978 and stuffed with hundreds of maps, diagrams, and just enough historical narrative to keep you dangerously well-informed, this classic from Kinder and Hilgemann turns global chaos into a visual feast. From the French Revolution to the Cold War, this volume covers the last few centuries with alarming clarity, all laid out in clean, black-and-white graphics that say, “We mean business—and possibly detention.” Whether you’re a trivia tyrant, an armchair historian, or just someone who likes their history illustrated like a very serious comic book, this is the atlas for you. Slightly worn, possibly yellowed, definitely still smarter than most of us—grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where history doesn’t repeat itself... but it does come with character. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4013/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penguin-atlas-of-world-history-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140510614 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4012 European Society in Upheaval - Social History Since 1750 by Peter N Stearns European Society in Upheaval: Social History Since 1750 (1975) by Peter N. Stearns – MacMillan Sold by Crappy Old Books Take a deep dive into the raucous, riveting mess of modern European history with Peter N. Stearns’ European Society in Upheaval. This 1975 classic unpacks the social transformations that reshaped Europe from the Industrial Revolution to the postwar era—urbanization, class conflict, family shifts, and all the glorious chaos in between. Stearns doesn’t just tell you what happened—he shows you how ordinary people lived, worked, loved, and rebelled. Whether you’re a history buff, a student, or just someone who enjoys books that smell like the 1970s, this is a must-have slice of social history. Somewhere between scholarly and scrappy, this copy from Crappy Old Books may be a little battered, but like European society itself, it’s survived a lot—and still has plenty to offer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4012/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/european-society-in-upheaval-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780024162106 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4011 Consciousness and Society - Reorientation of European Social Thought 1890-1930 by H Stuart Hughes Consciousness and Society: Reorientation of European Social Thought 1890-1930 by H. Stuart Hughes (Harvester Press, 1979) is a rich, ambitious exploration of how modern European thinkers grappled with a rapidly changing world. From Freud to Weber, Durkheim to Sorel, Hughes traces the shifting terrain of intellectual life as the 19th century gave way to the anxieties and upheavals of the 20th. With remarkable clarity, he captures the inward turn of social thought — toward subjectivity, culture, and the structures of consciousness — in an age of crisis and uncertainty. This edition, published by Harvester Press, brings a classic of intellectual history back into circulation. It’s a must for readers fascinated by the intersection of psychology, sociology, and philosophy — or for those who just enjoy watching very clever people wrestle with the collapse of old certainties. Sold with mild academic nostalgia and a whiff of shelf dust by Crappy Old Books — where the spine might be cracked, but the insights are still solid. Condition fine. Hardly read, although there are a few creases in the spine like someone might have looked inside at some point. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4011/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/consciousness-and-society-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvester Press 9780855276881 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4010 The Critical Eye - Appreciating Prose and Poetry by Don Shiach The Critical Eye – Appreciating Prose and Poetry (1984) by Don Shiach (Nelson) Offered by Crappy Old Books: a battered but brilliant gem from the heyday of classroom lit crit. The Critical Eye by Don Shiach is a no-nonsense guide to dissecting prose and poetry with the kind of analytical precision your English teacher dreamed of. First published in 1984, this compact classic from Nelson takes you through literary techniques, close reading, and thoughtful interpretation—with just enough academic flair to make you feel clever without getting lost in jargon. Perfect for students, nostalgic educators, or anyone who enjoys leafing through the well-thumbed remains of GCSE glory. This copy may be dog-eared, but its insights are razor-sharp. Go on—give your bookshelf a bit of crusty educational charm. Another honest offering from Crappy Old Books: where literary relics come to life (with a few tea stains). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4010/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-critical-eye-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson 9780174330967 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4009 The Nineteenth Century Novel - Critical Essays and Documents by Arnold Kettle The Nineteenth Century Novel – Critical Essays and Documents (1988) by Arnold Kettle Published by Heinemann Educational Books – Available from Crappy Old Books A musty classic from the golden age of serious lit crit, The Nineteenth Century Novel brings together Arnold Kettle’s sharp-eyed essays and key historical documents to offer a thorough, no-nonsense dive into the great works of Victorian fiction. First published by Heinemann in 1988, this volume explores the political, social, and literary landscapes that shaped writers like Dickens, Eliot, and Hardy—with all the academic rigour and faded-paper charm you’d expect from a crusty classroom staple. Perfect for students, collectors, or anyone who still prefers their criticism printed, paginated, and preferably smelling faintly of someone’s long-forgotten bookshelf. Offered by Crappy Old Books—because some ideas deserve to gather dust and respect. Has both a worn feel to it, yet the spine is without the vaguest hint of a crease indicating it has never been read in ernest. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4009/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-nineteenth-century-novel-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann Educational Books 9780435185152 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4008 The Time Has Come - Partnership For Progress by David Owen and David Steel The Time Has Come – Partnership for Progress (1987) by David Owen and David Steel (Published by George Weidenfeld and Nicolson) Straight out of 1987 and bursting with centrist optimism, this political relic captures the moment when the SDP–Liberal Alliance truly believed it could reshape British politics. Co-authored by David Owen (of sensible hair and stern convictions) and David Steel (forever telling us to “go back to your constituencies”), The Time Has Come is both manifesto and museum piece—a glossy pitch for a new political dawn that never quite broke. A must-have for political anoraks, completists, and those who enjoy leafing through well-intentioned delusions. Expect big ideas, earnest prose, and the faint scent of disappointment wafting off every page. Condition: Yellowing with wisdom, slightly battered by history. Sold by: Crappy Old Books – purveyors of the politically passé and charmingly out-of-date. Very good condition, like nobody ever bothered to read it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4008/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-time-has-come-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297791423 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4007 The Experience of Work by Craig R Littler The Experience of Work (1992) by Craig R. Littler – Ashgate Sold by Crappy Old Books – Slightly dusty, still brilliant. Dive into the gritty mechanics of the modern workplace with The Experience of Work by Craig R. Littler. This 1992 classic dissects how work is structured, experienced, and resisted in late capitalist society. From the shop floor to the boardroom, Littler explores labour processes, control systems, and class dynamics with sharp sociological insight. Whether you’re a scholar of industrial relations or just someone who’s ever wondered why meetings feel like slow death, this book pulls no punches. Published by Ashgate, it’s serious stuff – but don’t worry, our copy comes with authentic 1990s academic funk: faded spine, the odd coffee ring, and more than a few pages that have seen better decades. Crappy Old Books – because good ideas don’t have to smell new. Good condition with virtually no creasing to spine suggesting that it has never been read. However, the spinr is a bit faded, indicating that its been lounging about in the sun for years. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4007/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-experience-of-work-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ashgate 9780566008573 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4006 In The Pink by The Raving Beauties In The Pink (1987) by The Raving Beauties – The Women’s Press Sold by Crappy Old Books Bold, brash, and unapologetically feminist, In The Pink by The Raving Beauties is a sharp, satirical collection of poetry and prose that slices through the gloss of 1980s culture with wit and righteous fury. Published by The Women’s Press in their heyday, this cult classic fizzes with punk energy and DIY spirit — a literary riot against patriarchy, Thatcherism, and beige conformity. Expect bite-sized blasts of anger, humour, politics, and passion from a collective of fierce women who refused to stay quiet. This is feminism with attitude, and it’s gloriously messy. From Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking the brilliant, the battered, and the beautifully out-of-print. Condition very good to near fine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4006/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-pink-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Womens Press 9780704339200 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4005 The Times Guide to the Single European Market - A Comprehensive Handbook by Richard Owen and Michael Dynes The Times Guide to the Single European Market – A Comprehensive Handbook (1993) by Richard Owen and Michael Dynes (Times Books) Offered by Crappy Old Books Craving a deep dive into early ’90s Euro-bureaucracy? This is the one. The Times Guide to the Single European Market is a thorough, if slightly dusty, handbook that tried to make sense of the economic whirlwind that was the European Union’s single market launch in 1993. Journalists Richard Owen and Michael Dynes take you on a tour of tariff eliminations, cross-border trade complexities, and the regulatory spaghetti that defined a generation of Brussels-based dreaming. Originally pitched as essential reading for businesses, policymakers, and confused Britons, today it serves as a time capsule from the golden age of acronyms and cautious optimism. Expect bold claims, big charts, and the faint aroma of fax machines. Perfect for EU historians, vintage policy wonks, or anyone who just enjoys a bit of Maastricht-era nostalgia. Slightly foxed, heavily factual — as only Crappy Old Books could deliver. Near new condition. Spine uncreased and page edges crisp. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4005/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-single-european-market-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Times Books 9780723006060 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4004 Cold War to Detente 1945-85 by Colin Brown and Peter J Mooney Cold War to Detente 1945–85 (1981) – Colin Brown & Peter J. Mooney Published by Heinemann | Offered by Crappy Old Books Fancy a stroll through four decades of nuclear tension, ideological chest-thumping, and diplomatic U-turns? This vintage 1981 gem, Cold War to Detente 1945–85, serves up the Cold War in all its frosty glory. From the rubble of WWII to the cautious handshakes of détente, Colin Brown and Peter J. Mooney guide you through espionage, proxy wars, and the sort of political drama that makes Netflix thrillers look tame. Originally intended for classroom use (and yes, it smells like a musty school cupboard), this Heinemann classic still packs a punch with its clear timelines, snappy summaries, and earnest attempts at neutrality. Perfect for history buffs, retro textbook collectors, or anyone nostalgic for the days when textbooks had no glossy pages and teachers still wrote on chalkboards. Warning: may contain yellowed pages, handwritten notes in the margins, and the occasional crushed spider. Grab it before the Soviets invade. Again. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4004/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cold-war-to-detente-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann 9780435321321 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4003 The Origins of the First World War by Gordon Martel The Origins of the First World War (1992) by Gordon Martel – Sold by Crappy Old Books Tired of flimsy theories and dusty dogma? The Origins of the First World War by Gordon Martel (Longman, 1992) cuts through the academic fog with a sharp, readable analysis of how the world stumbled into catastrophe in 1914. Martel doesn’t just rehash the assassination of Franz Ferdinand—he dives deep into the tangled web of diplomacy, nationalism, imperialism, and sheer miscalculation that set the stage for global disaster. Used, slightly battered, and possibly bearing the scent of pipe smoke or old library shelves, this copy from Crappy Old Books still packs all the punch of Martel’s insight. Ideal for students, armchair historians, or anyone wondering how Europe managed to trip over its own moustaches into war. Smart history with a side of vintage charm. One of the least crappy things you’ll find at Crappy Old Books. Nice clean copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4003/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-origins-of-the-first-world-war-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582223820 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4002 Europe in the Fourteenth and Fifteenth Centuries by Denys Hay Europe in the Fourteenth and Fifteenth Centuries (1976) by Denys Hay – Longman Step back into a world of plagues, popes, and power struggles with Denys Hay’s classic survey of late medieval Europe. First published in 1976 and somehow still clinging to relevance (and its spine), this scholarly romp covers the Black Death, the Hundred Years’ War, the rise of national monarchies, and the twilight of feudalism – all without once mentioning TikTok. Ideal for history students, medieval nerds, or anyone wondering how bad things really used to be, this battered but brilliant volume from Longman remains a staple of academic misery and enlightenment alike. Condition: Yellowing like a monk’s old manuscript, with that musty "someone studied too hard" scent. Slight spine creak included at no extra charge. Buy it before it crumbles entirely. Nice unread spine, clean condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4002/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-general-history-of-europe-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582483439 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-4001 Berry and Co by Dornford Yates Berry and Co by Dornford Yates (1976, Ward Lock) Dive into a bygone world of quick wit, dashing antics, and upper-class absurdity with Berry and Co, Dornford Yates’ timeless collection of comic short stories featuring the ever-exasperated but endlessly entertaining Berry Pleydell and his irrepressible circle of friends and relations. First published in 1921 and lovingly reprinted in 1976 by Ward Lock, this edition brings Yates’ sparkling dialogue and screwball adventures back into your hands. Expect barbed banter, improbable schemes, and country house capers galore — all with the snappy charm of an Edwardian P.G. Wodehouse with a motorcar obsession. Sold by Crappy Old Books – because one person’s literary relic is another’s comic treasure. Near pristine condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/4001/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/berry-and-co-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ward Lock 9780706316766 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3999 The Battle of the Atlantic - The Epic Story of Britains Wartime Fight for Survival by John Costello and Terry Hughes The Battle of the Atlantic – The Epic Story of Britain’s Wartime Fight for Survival (1980) By John Costello and Terry Hughes | Fontana Paperback Convoys, U-boats, and a nation on the brink — The Battle of the Atlantic dives deep into the most crucial, least glamourised campaign of WWII. Costello and Hughes chart the relentless six-year struggle to keep Britain supplied, afloat, and defiant against Hitler’s deadly wolf packs. This is military history with grit, salt, and steel — packed with personal stories, strategic blunders, and nail-biting action on the high seas. Sure, it’s a yellowing Fontana paperback with that distinct “attic-chic” scent, but inside? Pure historical firepower. Crappy Old Books: Because good stories don’t need glossy covers. Near new condition, hardly read. The hint of a crease down the spine and pristine pages edges. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3999/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-battle-of-the-atlantic-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006353256 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3998 Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe Robinson Crusoe (1975 Edition) by Daniel Defoe – Everyman’s Library | Crappy Old Books Stranded, resourceful, and utterly alone (well, until Friday shows up), Robinson Crusoe is the original tale of island survival and British grit. This 1975 Everyman’s Library edition brings Defoe’s 1719 classic to your shelf in no-frills, mildly musty style—just the way we like it at Crappy Old Books. Whether you’re revisiting the book that launched a thousand desert island daydreams or finally giving in to literary guilt, this sturdy little hardback is perfect for collectors, readers, or anyone who enjoys the smell of aging paper and colonial self-reliance. It’s old, it’s crusty, it’s brilliant. And yes, we checked—there’s probably still sand in it. Grab your copy before it gets shipwrecked again. Nice condition. Obvious signs of wear and age but the spine is virtually unfolded, just one crease down it and page edges still crisp. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3998/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/robinson-crusoe-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library 9780460010597 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3997 A Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides with Samuel Johnson by Lawrence F Powell A Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides with Samuel Johnson (1958) – Lawrence F. Powell (Everyman’s Library Edition) Sold by Crappy Old Books Take a rambling literary road trip through the wilds of 18th-century Scotland with A Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides, Boswell’s famously lively account of his travels with the ever-quotable Dr. Samuel Johnson. This 1958 Everyman’s Library edition, edited by Lawrence F. Powell, offers a crisp, accessible take on the classic, filled with wit, whisky, and wind-blown insights. Whether you’re here for Johnson’s dry wisdom, Boswell’s needy enthusiasm, or just enjoy two cranky men bickering about Gaelic poetry, this one’s a gem—complete with that old-book smell, a slightly wonky spine, and more charm than a freshly thatched croft. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where the pages may be yellowed, but the stories are still gold. Well preserved copy. Hardback with good paper dust jacket. suitable for a collector. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3997/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-journal-of-a-tour-to-the-hebrides-with-samuel-johnson-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3995 Such Men Are Dangerous by Stephen Benatar Such Men Are Dangerous (1985) by Stephen Benatar Published by Scunthorpe Borough Council | Offered by Crappy Old Books A lost gem from one of Britain’s most idiosyncratic voices, Such Men Are Dangerous (1985) sees Stephen Benatar at his most biting and peculiar. Originally published by Scunthorpe Borough Council—yes, really—this novel defies convention from the first page. With Benatar’s signature mix of psychological intrigue, dark wit, and social satire, the story follows an unsettling yet magnetic protagonist whose charm is matched only by the quiet menace beneath the surface. Crappy Old Books proudly offers this curio of English publishing history—equal parts literary oddity and cult classic. Out-of-print, rarely seen, and never forgotten by those who’ve dared to read it. First edition. Very good condition with signs of wear and reading. Smaal fold on back page, but its since flattened out leaving just the signs of a crease. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3995/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/such-men-are-dangerous-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scunthorpe Borough Council 9780947777036 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3993 The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri The Divine Comedy (2013) by Dante Alighieri – Liveright Publishing Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Take a guided tour through the afterlife with The Divine Comedy, Dante Alighieri’s epic 14th-century masterpiece, reborn in this 2013 Liveright Publishing edition. From the depths of Inferno to the heights of Paradise, Dante’s journey through Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven is as strange, poetic, and unsettling as ever—now with a fresh translation and notes that might actually help you understand what’s going on. This isn’t your grandma’s dusty classroom copy. It’s a modern, reader-friendly edition that balances faithfulness to the original with clarity for today’s confused mortals. Whether you’re here for the theology, the political shade, or just the bizarre imagery (three-headed Satan, anyone?), this edition delivers. Sure, the cover might be a little bent (we are Crappy Old Books), but the words inside? Still divine. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3993/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-divine-commedy-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Liveright Publishing 9780871407412 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3992 Why Read the Classics by Italo Calvino Why Read the Classics (2000) by Italo Calvino – Vintage Books Offered by Crappy Old Books Crack open this gloriously dog-eared gem from Vintage Books, where Italo Calvino—literary wizard and unapologetic book nerd—makes a case for the dusty tomes you keep meaning to read. In Why Read the Classics, Calvino doesn’t just tell you why old books matter—he seduces you into believing they’re the most vital thing you’ll ever touch. With wit, intellect, and more than a little charm, he dives into everyone from Homer to Hemingway, reminding us that “classic” doesn’t mean boring, it means eternally relevant. This particular copy from Crappy Old Books has seen better days—but then again, so have the classics. Dog-eared, possibly underlined by someone with strong opinions and poor penmanship, and carrying just the faintest aroma of forgotten bookshelves, it’s perfect for those who love their literature with a bit of mileage. Great for fans of smart essays, literary nostalgia, and philosophical bookshelf guilt. Come for the Calvino, stay for the sense of cultural superiority. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3992/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/why-read-the-classics-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage Books 9780679743491 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3991 Sir Allan Napier MacNab by Donald R Beer Sir Allan Napier MacNab (1984) by Donald R. Beer – Dictionary of Hamilton Biography Step aside, dusty textbooks — Donald R. Beer’s Sir Allan Napier MacNab brings one of Canada’s most gloriously moustachioed knights back to life, whether you asked for it or not. Published in 1984 and pulled from the revered Dictionary of Hamilton Biography, this slim volume dives into the life and legacy of Hamilton’s resident baronet, railway baron, and political power player. MacNab built Dundurn Castle and helped build Canada — what have you done lately? Perfect for history buffs, political nerds, or anyone who wants to say they’ve read something obscure, Canadian, and vaguely Victorian. Yes, it smells like the ’80s and no, it’s not pretty — but that’s what makes it Crappy Old Books gold. This is in an almost new state, however, the spine is warped, but can be straightened if kept in a library shelf for 20 years. You can read it normally and there is nothinf wrong with the structure of the binding, but its irritating when you hold it straight and it just springs back to stupid shape. However, its cheaper than any other copy I can find. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3991/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sir-allan%20-napier-macnab-jul-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dictionary of Hamilton Biography 9780969102311 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3990 The Mountain People by Colin Turnbull The Mountain People (1994) by Colin Turnbull – Pimlico Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Brace yourself for one of anthropology’s most unsettling deep dives. In The Mountain People, Colin Turnbull chronicles his harrowing time with the Ik tribe of northern Uganda, portraying a community stripped to the bone by starvation, social collapse, and the breakdown of human empathy. First published in the 1970s and reissued here in 1994 by Pimlico, this controversial work raises timeless questions about survival, morality, and what it truly means to be human. Whether you see it as bold ethnography or a bleak morality tale, this book is unforgettable. Offered by Crappy Old Books—slightly foxed, gently judgmental. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3990/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mountain-people-jul-2025.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pimlico 9780712658843 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3989 Madame De Pompadour by Nancy Mitford Madame de Pompadour (1968) by Nancy Mitford – Published by Hamish Hamilton Offered by Crappy Old Books – because even the best histories can smell faintly of damp. Dive into the powdered wigs, poisonous gossip, and political maneuvering of 18th-century Versailles with Nancy Mitford’s irreverent and razor-sharp biography of Madame de Pompadour — the not-so-humble mistress of Louis XV. This is not your average dusty history tome: Mitford brings wit, scandal, and more than a touch of aristocratic side-eye to one of France’s most powerful women. Hardback edition from 1968. Jacket may be battered, binding possibly loose, but rest assured: the wit inside is still intact (and far sharper than the spine). Perfect for Francophiles, Mitford devotees, or anyone who enjoys their history with a smirk. Because why buy pristine when you can have personality? Large hardback with paper dust jacket, all in good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3989/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/madame-de-pompadour-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish Hamilton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3988 Gullivers Travels by Jonathan Swift Gulliver’s Travels (2003) – Jonathan Swift | Barnes & Noble Classics Edition Sold by: Crappy Old Books Strap in for a whirlwind tour through absurdity, politics, and very tiny people. Jonathan Swift’s Gulliver’s Travels isn’t just a kids’ tale—it’s a sharp-edged satire dressed up in shipwrecks and strange lands. From the six-inch Lilliputians to the philosophical Houyhnhnms (yes, they’re horses), this classic skewers 18th-century society, government, and human nature with wit that still hits home today. This 2003 Barnes & Noble Classics edition includes the usual academic frills—intro, notes, and thoughtful essays—perfect for pretending you’re reading it for school even if you just want the weird bits. May be slightly yellowed, slightly bent, or slightly covered in the scent of “old book,” but hey—it’s a Crappy Old Book. Read it, love it, and feel superior to everyone who hasn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3988/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gullivers-travels-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Barnes and Noble Classics 9781593080570 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3987 Moll Flanders by Daniel Defoe Moll Flanders (1987 Edition) by Daniel Defoe – The World’s Classics Sold by Crappy Old Books Wit, wiles, and wickedness—Moll Flanders has it all. First published in 1722 and still shockingly modern, Daniel Defoe’s scandalous tale follows the life of Moll: born in a prison, determined to rise above her station, and willing to marry, steal, or scheme her way to survival. This 1987 World’s Classics edition offers readers a sharp, sly, and surprisingly sympathetic portrait of one woman’s struggle in a society that gave her few honest options. Our copy? It’s seen some life—like Moll herself. Slightly scuffed cover, possibly some suspicious stains, but the pages are all there and ready to be devoured. A must-have for fans of literary rogues, historical fiction, or just a damn good read from Crappy Old Books. Very worn copy making it really easy to turn the pages. Even has some notes in the front for you and a few words underlined in the main text but not many. This will really make you look like you enjoy reading boring old books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3987/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/moll-flanders-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Worlds Classics 9780192815705 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3985 Narziss and Goldmund by Hermann Hesse Narziss and Goldmund (1973) by Hermann Hesse – Penguin Modern Classics Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the timeless tension between the life of the mind and the lure of the senses in Hermann Hesse’s "Narziss and Goldmund", a philosophical journey wrapped in poetic prose. First published in 1930 and reprinted here in Penguin’s stylish 1973 Modern Classics edition (now lovingly tattered), this novel follows two medieval friends—Narziss, the ascetic scholar, and Goldmund, the passionate wanderer—as they search for meaning in radically different ways. This copy is a little worn, like Goldmund after one too many reckless adventures, but still holds together like a monk’s vow—just about. Pages may be yellowed with age and the cover has seen better monasteries, but the soul of Hesse’s masterpiece shines through. Perfect for readers who like their philosophy existential, their friendships intense, and their paperbacks a bit on the crusty side. Only at Crappy Old Books—because greatness doesn’t need gloss. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3985/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/narziss-and-goldmund-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics 9780140032604 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3984 Break of Day by Cliff Green Break of Day (1977) by Cliff Green (Coronet) – Crappy Old Books Sunrise, sentiment, and a fair bit of sheep shearing — Break of Day is a quietly poetic slice of Australian rural life, penned by acclaimed screenwriter Cliff Green. Originally written as a screenplay and adapted into this novel, it captures the nostalgic hum of early 20th-century Tasmania, where an artist’s retreat turns into a gentle love story filled with wistful longing and moody landscapes. This Coronet paperback edition is charmingly yellowed, with just the right amount of spine-crease to prove someone once cared. A must for fans of pastoral pacing, poetic introspection, or just collecting books that smell faintly of 1977. Available now at Crappy Old Books — because not everything old is gold, but some of it’s weirdly wonderful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3984/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/break-of-day-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340220344 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3983 Wanting by Angela Huth Wanting (1985) by Angela Huth – Pavanne Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Craving a quietly devastating tale of longing, secrets, and the subtle ache of English restraint? Wanting by Angela Huth delivers all that and more. First published in 1985 and now rescued from literary obscurity (and possibly your aunt’s loft), this Pavanne paperback is a slice of gently melancholic brilliance. Huth, best known for her nuanced explorations of everyday lives, spins a delicate web of emotional tension, drawing readers into the quiet turbulence beneath seemingly calm domestic surfaces. This copy may be dog-eared, tea-stained, and a little musty – but aren’t we all? Perfect for fans of mid-century malaise, repressed feelings, and finding meaning between the lines. Only at Crappy Old Books – where the books are well-worn, and the feelings still sting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3983/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wanting-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pavanne 9780330286060 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3982 Set This House on Fire by William Styron Set This House on Fire (1980) by William Styron — Corgi Books edition Murder, madness, and moral decay – William Styron doesn’t hold back in this brooding literary thriller set under the sweltering Italian sun. Set This House on Fire follows the aftermath of a suspicious death, unspooling through booze-soaked memories, soul-searching flashbacks, and characters who are equal parts haunted and horrible. It’s dense, intense, and occasionally pretentious – just the way we like it. This Corgi paperback may be a little yellowed, slightly battered, and smells like the ’80s (in a good way), but it’s all there. If you enjoy slow-burning existential guilt, tangled friendships, and the kind of novel that dares to take itself seriously, Styron’s got your number. Another forgotten gem from the Crappy Old Books vault – dog-eared but dangerous. Wel read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3982/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/set-from-house-on-fire-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3981 Play For Mate by David Hooper and Bernard Cafferty Play for Mate (1977) by David Hooper and Bernard Cafferty – Crappy Old Books Dust off your chessboard and prepare for battle with Play for Mate, the 1977 classic by David Hooper and Bernard Cafferty. Published by G. Bell and Sons, this vintage gem digs deep into the art of finishing your opponent in style – with mate. Packed with illustrative positions, instructive commentary, and that unmistakable whiff of 1970s chess enthusiasm, this book is a checkmating clinic for club players and casual killers alike. Ours might be a bit scuffed, dog-eared, or smell faintly of regret – but that’s the charm of buying from Crappy Old Books. Who needs mint condition when you’re learning how to crush souls over the board? Nice hardback with decent dust jacket although it does has a few snags in it and has faded along spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3981/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/play-for-mate-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books G bell and Sons 9780713518726 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3978 Girl with a Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalier Girl with a Pearl Earring (2001) – Tracy Chevalier (Plume) Offered by Crappy Old Books Step into 17th-century Delft through the quiet gaze of Vermeer’s most mysterious subject. In Girl with a Pearl Earring, Tracy Chevalier imagines the life behind the iconic painting—a servant girl named Griet, whose quiet presence and keen eye catch the attention of the great Dutch master. As Griet is drawn deeper into the painter’s world of color, shadow, and stillness, she must navigate the tensions of art, class, and desire. This copy is gently abused—pages may be dog-eared, spines cracked, and mystery stains present (we like to think they’re coffee, but who’s to say?). Perfect for readers who don’t mind a bit of wear with their historical fiction. A beautiful read in a less-than-beautiful package—just how we like it at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3978/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/girl-with-a-pearl-earing-jul-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Plume 9780452282155 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3976 The Lion of Boaz-Jachin and Jachin-Boaz by Russell Hoban The Lion of Boaz-Jachin and Jachin-Boaz (1979) by Russell Hoban – Picador edition Available from Crappy Old Books A lost lion, a mapmaker’s quest, and a world quietly slipping into myth — The Lion of Boaz-Jachin and Jachin-Boaz is Russell Hoban’s surreal, tender, and dreamlike debut novel for adults. When young Jachin-Boaz leaves home in search of a lion — both real and symbolic — he embarks on a journey through a landscape as strange as it is profound. Meanwhile, his father Boaz-Jachin, left behind, must reckon with absence, memory, and meaning. Packed with allegory, wordplay, and Hoban’s signature blend of melancholy and wonder, this 1979 Picador edition offers a rare glimpse into the imaginative mind behind Riddley Walker. Scuffed, yellowed, and slightly foxed — but still full of magic. Crappy Old Books: Where the weird, worn, and wonderful live on. Very slightly water damaged for that subtle aged effect whilst mantaining full structural integrity for the harshest of reading conditions, such as at the park, beach or other areas of remote wilderness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3976/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lion-of-boaz-jachin-and-jachin-boaz-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330241601 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3974 The Song of the Cold by Edith Sitwell The Song of the Cold (1946) by Edith Sitwell – MacMillan Edition Offered by Crappy Old Books A frostbitten gem from one of Britain’s most baroque and eccentric poetic voices, The Song of the Cold (1946) is Edith Sitwell at her icicle-tongued best. This MacMillan edition houses a glacial symphony of verse, where crystalline imagery and wartime chill fuse into something hauntingly elegant and deeply strange. Equal parts glittering and grotesque, Sitwell’s poetic world hums with surreal grandeur—expect snowflakes, saints, and sinister lullabies. It’s high modernism with frostbite, wrapped in erudite flamboyance. Condition? As expected from Crappy Old Books: battered but brave. Pages yellowed like antique lace, spine a bit wobbly—perfect for the armchair aesthete who likes their poetry with a touch of decay. Suitable for collectors, Sitwell enthusiasts, and readers who like their verse served cold. Bundle up. This one bites. Nice condition with paper dust jacket. The dust jacket is most in sound condition with a few snags here and there and some fading. Book itself is in great condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3974/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-song-of-the-cold-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3973 The Whisperers by John Connolly The Whisperers (2011) – John Connolly | Pocket Books Another brooding slice of supernatural noir from John Connolly, where damaged men, dark secrets, and ancient evil meet on the edges of Maine and your sanity. In The Whisperers, PI Charlie Parker digs into a smuggling ring run by ex-soldiers — but instead of drugs or guns, it’s something far older and far worse. Cue ancient Mesopotamian demons, PTSD, and the creeping sense that maybe you shouldn’t have read this alone at night. It’s literary horror with a private investigator and a body count — think Chandler meets Lovecraft after a bad night’s sleep. And yes, this copy is a bit scuffed, probably haunted, and smells like a second-hand bookstore’s attic. You’re welcome. Pre-worn for your reading pleasure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3973/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-whisperers-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9781439165249 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3972 Golden Thoughts by MM Storrs Golden Thoughts (1907) by M.M. Storrs (John Heywood) – Crappy Old Books A charmingly dated dive into Edwardian sentiment, Golden Thoughts (1907) by M.M. Storrs—published by John Heywood—is a pocket-sized collection of inspirational musings and moral reflections. With its florid prose, virtuous advice, and occasional accidental profundity, this little volume is like being gently lectured by your Victorian aunt over weak tea and stale biscuits. Perfect for lovers of antique oddities, forgotten wisdom, or unintentionally hilarious earnestness, this copy has seen better days—foxed, faded, and filled with "character." In short: it’s exactly what you’d expect from Crappy Old Books. Clean trim condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3972/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/golden-thoughts-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Heywood no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3971 The Cat Who Lived High by Lilian Jackson Braun The Cat Who Lived High (1991) by Lilian Jackson Braun – Jove Books As sold by Crappy Old Books Another murder, another mystery — and yes, another smugly brilliant Siamese cat. In The Cat Who Lived High, journalist-turned-sleuth Jim Qwilleran is back, reluctantly dragged into saving a historic building and uncovering whodunit (again), with the help of his fur-covered crime-solving duo, Koko and Yum Yum. Expect murder, real estate drama, a suspicious suicide, and plenty of feline side-eye. It’s cozy mystery comfort food: just enough plot to keep turning pages, just enough cat attitude to roll your eyes fondly. This slightly yellowed, once-loved paperback from Jove Books is perfect for reading in bed with your own aloof companion judging your every move. Crappy Old Books: We sell stories with cracked spines, not cracked plots. Mostly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3971/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cat-who-lived-high-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove Books 9780515105667 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3970 The Novellas of Martha Gellhorn by Martha Gellhorn The Novellas of Martha Gellhorn (1994) – Martha Gellhorn | Picador | Crappy Old Books A bruised classic from one of the 20th century’s fiercest literary voices, The Novellas of Martha Gellhorn brings together six taut, emotionally charged tales from a woman better known for dodging bombs than literary awards. From war-torn Europe to sun-bleached tropics, Gellhorn’s sharp prose slices through human frailty, love, and the moral fallout of conflict with unnerving precision. This 1994 Picador edition might be a little foxed and weary—like a well-travelled war correspondent—but it’s all the better for it. Sold as-is, spine creased, pages sun-kissed, with a faint smell of mystery. Perfect for readers who like their fiction hard-boiled and their books slightly battered. Only at Crappy Old Books—because great stories don’t need glossy covers. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3970/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-novellas-of-martha-gellhorn-jul-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330323574 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3969 The Second Bols Book of Bridge Tips by Andre Boekhorst The Second Bols Book of Bridge Tips (1993) by André Boekhorst Published by Robert Hale – Sold by Crappy Old Books Sharpen your game with The Second Bols Book of Bridge Tips, a must-have collection of practical insights from some of the world’s top bridge minds. Edited by André Boekhorst and originally published in 1993, this sequel to the popular first volume brings together expert advice in short, digestible nuggets – perfect for players looking to up their game without wading through endless theory. From bidding finesse to defensive tricks, each tip is crafted to be immediately useful at the table. Whether you’re a club player or a serious tournament contender, this book delivers timeless wisdom with just the right amount of charm. Sold by Crappy Old Books – proudly bringing you well-thumbed, slightly musty, but undeniably brilliant classics from the golden age of bridge literature. Nice clean tidy condition. Hardback with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3969/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-second-bols-book-of-bridge-tips-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robert Hale 9780709052111 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3968 Hide and Seek by Wilkie Collins Hide and Seek (1999) by Wilkie Collins – Oxford World Classics Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – Because who needs shiny and new when you’ve got dusty and dramatic? Before Wilkie Collins gave us The Woman in White and The Moonstone, he warmed up with this twisty, turny tale of secrets, lost identities, and morally questionable Victorians doing what they do best—hiding things and then seeking them. Hide and Seek is classic Collins: melodrama, mystery, and more coincidences than a soap opera marathon. This Oxford World Classics edition from 1999 includes all the scholarly bells and whistles (intro, notes, etc.), which you can either study diligently or completely ignore while diving into the scandal. Yes, our copy may have that well-loved look (i.e., creases, smudges, maybe a coffee ring or two), but isn’t that just the patina of literary authenticity? Perfect for: Lovers of Victorian suspense English majors with a deadline People who think new books smell too clean Buy it before someone else gets nosy. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3968/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hide-and-seek-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford World Classics 9780192836595 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3967 All the Conspirators by Christopher Isherwood All the Conspirators (1979) by Christopher Isherwood – New Directions Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books A seething portrait of post-WWI malaise and generational collision, All the Conspirators marks Christopher Isherwood’s quietly explosive literary debut. First published in 1928 and reissued here in this 1979 New Directions paperback (complete with the kind of cover design that screams “I used to live in a commune”), the novel follows the emotionally stifled Philip Lindsay as he struggles to escape the suffocating grip of his bourgeois mother—and England itself. Expect toxic domesticity, existential dread, and characters who express themselves through repressed sighs and long walks in the rain. Crappy Old Books’ copy is gently scuffed, moderately yellowed, and proudly smells like your favorite used bookstore. A must for fans of early 20th-century queer literature, literary self-loathing, or just collecting every Isherwood paperback before your friends do. Condition: Crappy but readable. Just how you like it. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3967/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/all-the-conspirators-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Directions 9780811207256 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3966 The Rape of the Lock and a Key to the Lock by Alexander Pope The Rape of the Lock and A Key to the Lock (2004) by Alexander Pope — Hesperus Poetry Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books A dazzling mock-epic and a sharp satirical response to 18th-century high society, The Rape of the Lock remains Alexander Pope’s most celebrated poem. In this elegant Hesperus Poetry edition, readers will find not only the poem in its refined five-canto form but also Pope’s lesser-known but equally biting A Key to the Lock, a parody of the over-serious commentaries that often plagued poetic works. First published in 1714, The Rape of the Lock transforms a petty squabble over a snipped curl into a grand mythological battle, complete with sylphs, gnomes, and a truly ridiculous sense of drama. It’s Pope at his most polished and mischievous. A Key to the Lock, added here for good measure, offers a tongue-in-cheek “explanation” of the poem’s “hidden meaning,” skewering conspiracy-minded readers before they had a chance. This 2004 Hesperus edition brings Pope’s razor wit to a new generation in a compact, readable format — lightly worn, possibly a bit foxed, and with that particular musty charm only available from Crappy Old Books. Perfect for lovers of satire, poetry, or simply those who enjoy a good mock-heroic hair disaster. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3966/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rape-of-the-lock-and-a-key-to-the-lock-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hesperus Poetry 9781843910923 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3964 The Great War 1914-1918 by Marc Ferro The Great War 1914–1918 by Marc Ferro (Routledge & Kegan Paul, 1973) Sold by Crappy Old Books – because history doesn’t have to be shiny to be brilliant. War. Misery. Mud. Politics. And the slow, clanking birth of modern Europe. Marc Ferro’s The Great War 1914–1918 is a masterful dive into the catastrophe that reshaped the 20th century, written before everyone started quoting Wikipedia. Published in 1973, this isn’t your typical dusty academic doorstop — Ferro digs beneath the trenches to reveal the psychological, social, and political wreckage with clarity and edge. This copy may look like it fought at the Somme itself (creased spine, yellowed pages, the usual indignities), but inside it still packs all the insight and nuance you’d expect from one of France’s foremost historians. If you’re after battlefield stats and shiny maps, look elsewhere. But if you want a thought-provoking, wide-angle view of a war that changed everything — and you don’t mind a bit of foxing — this is your book. Crappy condition. Brilliant content. Near fine condition. Has some fading to spine area. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3964/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-great-war-1914-1918-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge and Kegan Paul 9780710075758 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3960 Life in the Tomb by Stratis Myrivilis Life in the Tomb (1987) by Stratis Myrivilis – Quartet Encounters Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books A cornerstone of modern Greek literature, Life in the Tomb is Stratis Myrivilis’ harrowing, lyrical account of trench warfare during World War I, drawn from his own brutal experiences on the Macedonian front. Presented here in the 1987 Quartet Encounters edition, this modernist classic mixes raw realism with poetic introspection, chronicling the physical and psychological decay of soldiers through the eyes of Sergeant Antonis Kostoulas, whose letters from the front become increasingly fragmented and surreal. This isn’t your tidy war memoir—it’s fragmented, feverish, and steeped in the horror of mud, madness, and meaningless death. If Wilfred Owen had been Greek and slightly more unhinged, this might have been his book. Condition: As expected from Crappy Old Books—worn edges, pages yellowed like trench maps, and a faint whiff of disillusionment. But the words? Still explosive. Perfect for readers who enjoy their literature with a side of existential despair and a hint of gunpowder. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3960/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-in-the-tomb-jul-2025.jpg 25.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Encounters 9780704300392 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3958 The English People and the English Revolution by Brian Manning The English People and the English Revolution (1978) – Brian Manning (Penguin Books) Sold by Crappy Old Books A cornerstone of Marxist historiography, The English People and the English Revolution by Brian Manning brings the 17th-century upheaval to life not through kings and generals, but through the eyes of the common people. First published in 1978 by Penguin Books, this accessible yet rigorous study delves into the social forces that drove the English Civil War and transformed the political landscape. Manning, a committed historian of the left, explores class struggle, radical movements, and the power of popular agency with both passion and scholarly depth. This particular copy has seen better days — much like the monarchy it critiques — but it’s complete, readable, and full of revolutionary spirit. A must-have for collectors of radical history, students of revolution, or anyone who enjoys a good scuffle with Cromwell and company. Condition: Dog-eared, marginally annotated, smells like rebellion. Price: Cheap, because history belongs to the people. Very good condition for its age. Hardly been read at all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3958/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-english-people-and-the-english-revolution-jul-2025.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140551372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3957 Corsair by Dudley Pope Corsair (1989) by Dudley Pope – Arrow Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the pages are yellowed, but the adventures are golden. Set sail for high-seas adventure with Corsair, the eleventh installment in Dudley Pope’s thrilling Ramage series. Captain Nicholas Ramage of the Royal Navy returns, facing pirates, peril, and political intrigue across the Mediterranean. With sharp dialogue, crackling naval action, and historical detail as salty as the sea air, Pope delivers another rousing tale for fans of Hornblower and Aubrey. This well-thumbed Arrow Books paperback might’ve been on more voyages than Ramage himself – cover a bit creased, pages tanned like an old sailor – but still seaworthy for a cracking good read. Crappy Old Books: rescuing literary treasures from Davy Jones’s locker since... well, a while ago. Ex-library book but in very good condition with out plastic protective sleeve. From Gayton Library. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3957/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/corsair-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099587705 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3955 Real China - From Cannibalism to Karaoke by John Gittings Real China – From Cannibalism to Karaoke (1997) by John Gittings (Pocket Books) Step aside, travel brochures. In Real China, veteran journalist John Gittings slices through centuries of myth, Mao, and modernity to reveal a country as complex as it is contradictory. From the gruesome (yes, actual cannibalism) to the gleeful (karaoke-fueled capitalism), Gittings takes readers on a whirlwind tour of China’s transformation in the late 20th century—with plenty of sharp observations and dry British wit along the way. Equal parts political commentary and cultural snapshot, this isn’t your sanitized Lonely Planet guide. It’s China raw, real, and occasionally ridiculous. Warning: May contain outdated facts, dodgy fonts, and spine creases. But hey, it’s Crappy Old Books—what did you expect? Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3955/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-cannibalism-to-karaoke-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671516512 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3954 Reform and Revolution in France - The Politics of Transition 1774–1791 by Peter M Jones Reform and Revolution in France – The Politics of Transition 1774–1791 by Peter M. Jones is a clear, scholarly, and incisive study of the critical years leading up to the French Revolution. Covering the reign of Louis XVI through to the collapse of the ancien régime, Jones explores how reformist ideals collided with deep-seated institutional resistance, spiraling into full-blown revolution. With a sharp eye for political nuance, he examines the complex interactions between monarchy, nobility, clergy, and emerging political movements during a time of upheaval and transformation. Published in a world before TikTok and takeaway coffee, this classic academic text remains a staple for students, historians, and anyone curious about why powdered wigs and privilege couldn’t hold back the tide of change. Whether you’re brushing up for a university essay or just like your history with a side of collapse, Reform and Revolution in France is a solid (if slightly dusty) companion. Available now from Crappy Old Books — where the spine may be cracked, but the insights are still revolutionary. Condition as new. First edition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3954/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reform-and-revolution-in-france-jul-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521453226 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3952 A Dictionary of Geology by GW Himus A Dictionary of Geology (1954) – G.W. Himus (Penguin Reference Books) Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the pages are yellowed, but the knowledge is golden. Crack open this pocket-sized time capsule and dive into the rocky depths of mid-20th century geological wisdom. G.W. Himus’s A Dictionary of Geology (1954) is exactly what you’d expect from a Penguin Reference Book of the era: compact, no-nonsense, and just musty enough to smell like a real education. Perfect for retro science buffs, curious collectors, or anyone who enjoys the comforting weight of outdated terminology. Whether you’re deciphering the difference between diorite and dolerite, or just want to sound clever in conversation, this battered classic has got you (and your tectonic plates) covered. Slightly scuffed, unapologetically old-fashioned, and still smarter than most of us. Long live Crappy Old Books. I repaired this by glueing the book block back into the cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3952/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dictionary-of-geology-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Referance Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3951 Liberators - South Americas Savage Wars of Freedom 1810-30 by Robert Harvey Liberators: South America’s Savage Wars of Freedom 1810–30 (2002) by Robert Harvey (Robinson) – Crappy Old Books Blurb Dive into the chaotic, bloody birth of modern South America with Liberators by Robert Harvey—a sweeping, dramatic account of the continent’s 20-year struggle to throw off Spanish colonial rule. From Bolívar’s wild campaigns across the Andes to San Martín’s audacious drive through Chile, Harvey paints a vivid, occasionally grisly picture of heroism, betrayal, idealism, and power politics. This isn’t your average dusty textbook—it’s a front-row seat to one of history’s most turbulent freedom fights, full of larger-than-life characters, backstabbing generals, and more than a few moustaches. This 2002 edition is brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the pages may be yellowing but the revolution still roars. Expect dog-eared corners, possibly the smell of attic, and the kind of historical detail that makes you wonder how the hell you never heard about this in school. Liberation never looked so scrappy. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3951/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/liberators-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robinson 9781841196237 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3947 Grace Abounding - Wrestling with Sin and Guilt by Dorin Barter Grace Abounding – Wrestling with Sin and Guilt (1993) by Dorin Barter (Darton, Longman & Todd) Available now from Crappy Old Books A raw and unflinching spiritual memoir, Grace Abounding – Wrestling with Sin and Guilt sees Dorin Barter open the door on an intense inner struggle between personal faith and overwhelming self-doubt. Published in 1993 by Darton, Longman & Todd, this searing reflection explores themes of sin, grace, and redemption through the lens of a soul in turmoil. Drawing inspiration from the confessional tradition of John Bunyan while grounding his journey in late 20th-century reality, Barter delivers a deeply human and often painful meditation on guilt, God, and the hope of spiritual restoration. A rare find for readers of devotional literature or those fascinated by the darker edges of Christian introspection. Slightly scuffed cover, but pages intact and sins unredeemed. Crappy Old Books – because some books deserve to be wrestled with. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3947/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/grace-abounding-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Darton Longman and Todd 9780232519754 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3946 Celebrating Resistance: The Way of the Cross in Latin America by Dorothee Soelle Celebrating Resistance: The Way of the Cross in Latin America (1993) by Dorothee Soelle (Mowbray) is a powerful and poetic meditation on suffering, solidarity, and liberation. In this deeply moving text, Soelle draws on the Stations of the Cross to explore the lived experiences of oppression and resistance in Latin America, weaving theology with political urgency. Her reflections are as spiritually rich as they are socially conscious, challenging readers to confront injustice through a lens of faith and compassion. Offered here by Crappy Old Books — a little worn, a little wise, and just waiting to be read again. As new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3946/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/celebrating-resistance-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mowbray 9780264672977 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3945 Coins for Charon - Poems by Mahmood Jamal, David Audun, David Jay and Elisabeth Young Coins for Charon – Poems (1976) by Mahmood Jamal, David Audun, David Jay, and Elisabeth Young Courtfield Press | Sold by Crappy Old Books Step aboard the ferry and pay your fare—Coins for Charon is a haunting, fragmented glimpse into the post-60s poetic underworld. This 1976 collection brings together four distinct voices—Mahmood Jamal’s sharp-edged lyricism, David Audun’s surreal wanderings, David Jay’s brooding introspection, and Elisabeth Young’s cool, cerebral bite. Published by the little-known but ambitious Courtfield Press, the anthology crackles with the spirit of a generation unsure whether to mourn or revolt. Unapologetically raw, defiantly obscure, and printed on the kind of paper that already smells like the past, this is a rare relic for poetry lovers, counterculture collectors, or anyone who enjoys shouting into the void with style. Available in gently battered condition from Crappy Old Books—where forgotten gems get their second afterlife. Pretty good condition except for the big ring mark on the cover. Its not really a mark in that it can be rubbed off, its actually where the vinyl surface has been corroded away to reveal the paper fabric beneath. I know, I tried scratching it off and it only gets worse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3945/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/coins-for-charon-poems-jul-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Courtfield Press 9780905403014 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3942 A Confederate General from Big Sur by Richard Brautigan A Confederate General from Big Sur (1973) by Richard Brautigan | Picador edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the strange and whimsical world of Richard Brautigan with A Confederate General from Big Sur, a novel where California is sun-drenched, the hippies are aimless, and the Confederate Army might still have a general hiding out in Big Sur. Brautigan’s first published novel is part tall tale, part existential drift — a loopy, lyrical, and oddly touching story of Lee Mellon, a man convinced he’s descended from a forgotten Confederate hero, and his offbeat companions navigating a post-beat, pre-digital America. This 1973 Picador edition is pure vintage Brautigan: short chapters, sharp lines, and surreal, melancholic humor — now a little yellowed, a little scuffed, and proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where the weird ones live on. Perfect for fans of oddball Americana, failed revolutions, and stories that don’t go anywhere in particular — but get there beautifully. Nice tidy condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3942/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-confederate-general-from-big0sur-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330235655 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3941 Keeping Up Appearances by Rose Macaulay Keeping Up Appearances (1986) by Rose Macaulay – Methuen Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books A razor-sharp satire from the ever-perceptive Rose Macaulay, Keeping Up Appearances (first published in 1928, reissued here in Methuen’s 1986 edition) skewers the desperate pretensions of literary and social life with wit as dry as sherry left out overnight. Meet Daphne, a woman caught between the humdrum reality of her daily life and the highbrow world she desperately wants to belong to. As her lies snowball and her persona becomes ever more ridiculous, Macaulay crafts a hilarious yet unsettling portrait of class, identity, and self-delusion. This paperback is as battered and charming as its protagonist’s carefully constructed façade. Pages slightly yellowed, spine creased with character – just the way we like them at Crappy Old Books. Perfect for readers who prefer their fiction with a little edge and a whiff of dust. This copy appearances to have been chewed by something. You can see in the scan the top left corner is a bit chewed. This doesn’t effect the reading experience. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3941/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/keeping-up-appearances-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413602107 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3939 As a Man Grows Older by Italo Svevo As a Man Grows Older (1983 edition, Penguin Modern Classics) by Italo Svevo – a melancholy masterpiece of midlife confusion, existential drift, and unreciprocated love, now brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the spine’s cracked but the insights still sting. Originally titled Senilità, Svevo’s quietly devastating novel follows Emilio Brentani, a man who’s not quite young, not quite wise, and not nearly as in control of his romantic entanglements as he’d like to think. He falls hopelessly for Angiolina—a woman as vibrant and free as he is deluded and passive. What follows is a slow unravelling, punctuated by self-deception, philosophical shrugs, and plenty of awkward social dynamics. This Penguin Modern Classics edition gives Svevo the respect he’s due—though this particular copy may smell faintly of attic and feature margin notes from a disillusioned lit major. Still, for those interested in early 20th-century introspection with a dash of Freudian gloom, it’s a quietly potent read. At Crappy Old Books, we believe books age like people: some get brittle, some get musty, but the best of them only get wiser. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3939/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/as-a-man-grows-older-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3938 With Love and Elbow Grease by Elizabeth Lowry Browning With Love and Elbow Grease (1968) – Elizabeth Lowry Browning Published by Ward Lock Limited | Sold with minimal dignity by Crappy Old Books A spirited romp through mid-century domestic chaos, With Love and Elbow Grease is Elizabeth Lowry Browning’s charming tribute to the art of making do, patching up, and soldiering on—with or without a proper tea break. Bursting with wry British wit, suspicious recipes, and the occasional wallpaper disaster, this 1968 gem offers both heart and hilarity in equal measure. Perfect for fans of stubborn optimism, questionable homemaking advice, and the kind of grit you can’t buy at B&Q. Expect faded edges, yellowing pages, and the faint scent of someone else’s attic—because that’s how we do it at Crappy Old Books. Quite a resaonable copy, except the dust jacket is a bit tatty and it looks like someone might have sat on it at some point as there is a very slight kink in it. However, the binding and pages are all in good shape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3938/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/with-love-and-elbow-grease-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ward Lock Limited 9780706310962 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3937 Collisions - Essays and Reviews by David Caute Crappy Old Books presents: Collisions – Essays and Reviews (1974) by David Caute Quartet Books | Uncorrected Proof Copy A compelling and provocative collection from the sharp pen of David Caute, Collisions brings together a wide-ranging selection of essays and reviews that interrogate the politics, personalities, and cultural flashpoints of the mid-20th century. With his trademark intellectual rigor and flair for confrontation, Caute dissects figures from Sartre to Solzhenitsyn, critiques ideological dogma, and probes the uneasy intersections of art, literature, and revolution. This uncorrected proof copy — a rare and raw slice of publishing history — may not be pretty, but it’s packed with insight, argument, and intellectual friction. A must for collectors, contrarians, and connoisseurs of the contentious. Available now from Crappy Old Books — for those who like their paper yellowed and their ideas sharp. Interesting volume in many regards, quite tall and an uncorrected proof copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3937/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collisions-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Books 9780704330283 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3936 The Clouds by William Arrowsmith The Clouds (1970) by William Arrowsmith – Crappy Old Books This 1970 edition of The Clouds by Aristophanes, translated by the inimitable William Arrowsmith and published by The University of Michigan Press, brings biting ancient satire to life with scholarly precision and irreverent wit. A cornerstone of classical comedy, this play skewers Socratic philosophy, Athenian culture, and the general idiocy of mankind—timeless stuff, really. Arrowsmith’s translation crackles with energy, offering readers a version that’s both faithful to the original Greek and surprisingly modern in tone. Perfect for classicists, students, or anyone who enjoys watching pompous intellectuals get verbally pantsed by a Greek chorus. Sold by Crappy Old Books—because literature ages better than our shelving units. Gently used, academically abused, and slightly dusty (but in a charming way). Ex-library book. The binding is OK, but someone did a repair years ago with masking tape to the inside front two leading pages and it has offset the pages a bit. I also did a better repair between pages 24 and 25 and so the binding is firm, but this is not a specimen copy. Other than that it handles well. Its hardback with dust jacket and outer protective plastic case. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3936/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/THE-CLOUDS-JUL-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The University of Michigan Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3931 Parodies - An Anthology from Chaucer to Beerbohm and after by Dwight Macdonald Parodies – An Anthology from Chaucer to Beerbohm and After (1960) by Dwight Macdonald Published by Faber and Faber | Sold by Crappy Old Books A wickedly clever romp through the centuries, Parodies is a glittering collection of literary lampoons curated by the ever-sharp Dwight Macdonald. From the ribald mimicry of Chaucer’s contemporaries to the urbane wit of Max Beerbohm—and onward into the 20th century—this anthology skewers the greats with affection, flair, and a surprising amount of scholarly insight. Macdonald’s selection isn’t just funny; it’s a sly commentary on the enduring ego of literature itself. Ideal for lovers of satire, students of style, or anyone who enjoys seeing pomp punctured by parody. This is the rare sort of book that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining. Condition: Probably a bit foxed, possibly smells of attic. But hey, that’s why it’s at Crappy Old Books. Well read volume but binding still great. Spine a bit slanted, but it doesn’t effect the binding. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3931/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/parodies-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3928 The Very Small Garden - Unlimited Ideas for Limited Space by Judith Berrisford The Very Small Garden – Unlimited Ideas for Limited Space (1972) by Judith Berrisford Published by Gardeners Book Club – Offered by Crappy Old Books Don’t let your tiny patch of earth go unloved! In The Very Small Garden, Judith Berrisford serves up a charmingly practical guide bursting with inspiration for the spatially challenged gardener. Whether you’re working with a pocket-sized yard, a modest balcony, or just a few pots on the windowsill, Berrisford’s 1972 gem proves that good things really do come in small garden plots. Packed with no-nonsense advice, quaint illustrations, and an endearing touch of vintage optimism, this book is a delightful throwback to a time when DIY meant soil under your nails and joy in your geraniums. Sold with typical irreverence by Crappy Old Books—where we believe every yellowed page is a treasure—this retro gardening guide is perfect for anyone who wants big ideas in a small, slightly musty package. Near perfect condition other than a small tear to front dust jacket as seen in scan. less than 1cm long. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3928/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-very-small-garden-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gardeners Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3926 The Upper Amazon by Donald Ward Lathrap The Upper Amazon (1970) by Donald Ward Lathrap – Thames & Hudson Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive deep into the heart of South America with The Upper Amazon by Donald Ward Lathrap, a pioneering work from 1970 that explores the archaeology, anthropology, and vibrant cultures of the Amazon Basin. Published by Thames & Hudson as part of their respected "Ancient Peoples and Places" series, this book presents a compelling case for the Amazon as a cradle of early complex civilization — long before it became synonymous with jungle obscurity. Lathrap challenges outdated assumptions with bold theories, rich illustrations, and field research that still sparks debate today. Whether you’re a student of pre-Columbian history or just a fan of forgotten academic gems, this is a fascinating snapshot of scholarly thinking at the edge of its time. This is a well-loved vintage copy, proudly offered by Crappy Old Books — slightly musty, mildly dog-eared, and 100% full of intellectual adventure. Ex-library book, but is in exceptional condition with a fine plastic outer covering. Was owned by the London Borough of Barnet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3926/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-upper-amazon-jul-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames & Hudson 9780500020678 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3922 End of the Past - Ancient Rome and the Modern West by Aldo Schiavone The End of the Past – Ancient Rome and the Modern West Aldo Schiavone • Harvard University Press (2002) Crappy Old Books proudly presents this gritty, intellectual classic: a relentless, provocative dive into why ancient Rome really fell—and why its collapse still echoes in our world today. Instead of blaming "barbarians" or "Christianity," Schiavone, a top-tier Italian legal historian, argues that Rome collapsed from within—strangled by its own institutions and economic system. He traces the rot to: A slave-based economy that crushed technological progress and disdained manual labor. Institutional paralysis, with the Empire ultimately unable to adapt beyond its mid‑2nd-century peak. A psychological and cultural rift between antiquity and modernity: a break so profound it rewrote the West’s future. With scholarly flair and no-nonsense clarity, Schiavone asks: Why didn’t Rome evolve into something resembling modern Europe? What made the rupture between the ancient and the modern so deep and irreparable? Clear-eyed, combative, and filled with bold claims, The End of the Past is essential reading for those who want history to take them somewhere uncomfortable—and come back changed. Why Crappy Old Books loves it We appreciate books that rattle the dusty foundations of accepted narratives—and this one does so with class. It’s a cerebral challenge wrapped in slick academic prose. No fluff, no fairy tales—just a fierce interrogation of civilization itself. Get ready to: Rethink the Roman slavers’ economy not just as a moral failure, but as a systemic block to innovation. Reconsider the “Fall” as not just decline, but the end of an era—one that left modernity’s door wide open. Encounter deep analyses of labor, law, culture, and the steam engine that never was. If you’re into history that doesn’t settle for clichés, The End of the Past will knock your toga off. Available now from Crappy Old Books—though don’t let the name fool you. Some old books are worth keeping. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3922/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-end-of-the-past-jul-2025.jpg 7.24 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harvard University Press 9780674009837 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3920 The Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar B by JP Donleavy The Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar B (1969) by J.P. Donleavy – Eyre and Spottiswoode Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Brace yourself for a bittersweet romp through love, lust, and lost innocence with Balthazar B, the world’s most reluctantly charming aristocrat. In this cult classic from 1969, J.P. Donleavy serves up his trademark cocktail of bawdy humour, poetic prose, and tragicomic absurdity. Follow Balthazar’s journey from an elite Catholic boarding school to the debauched fringes of European society, accompanied by the unforgettable beast of a best friend, Beefy. This Eyre and Spottiswoode first edition is battered, bruised, and beautifully lived-in—just like its hero. Pages slightly yellowed, spine with a noble lean, but every word intact and dripping with Donleavy’s delightful derangement. Crappy Old Books: We sell literature with character. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3920/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-beastly-beatitudes-of-balthazar-b-jul-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eyre and Spottiswoode no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3919 The Demons - Part Three by Heimito von Doderer The Demons – Part Three (1989) by Heimito von Doderer (Quartet Encounters) Sold by Crappy Old Books – because someone has to deal with the literary heavyweights. Welcome to The Demons – Part Three, where the sprawling, cerebral madness of mid-century Vienna continues under the steady pen of Heimito von Doderer. If you made it through Parts One and Two (or just want to pretend you did), here’s your chance to finish—or deepen—your descent into a richly layered web of aristocrats, radicals, mystics, and more damaged psyches than a Freud family reunion. This is the 1989 Quartet Encounters edition, ideal for bookshelf completionists, literary masochists, and anyone who enjoys prose that demands a strong drink and a quiet room. Paper smells like the Cold War, cover’s got charm, and yes—it’s that kind of book: acclaimed, unread, and possibly cursed. Buy it before someone else decides they want to look smarter than you. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3919/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-demons-part-three-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Encounters 9780704301139 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3917 Drouot 1989 - Art and Auction in France by Henry Sorensen Drouot 1989 – Art and Auction in France (1989) by Henry Sorensen (Compagnie des Commissaires) Step into the bustling heart of the French art market with Drouot 1989 – Art and Auction in France, a captivating annual snapshot compiled by Henry Sorensen. Published by the Compagnie des Commissaires, this richly illustrated volume offers a deep dive into the world of Parisian auctions at the famed Hôtel Drouot, chronicling the highs, the sales, and the stories behind the hammer. A blend of market analysis, collector intrigue, and Gallic flair, it’s part guide, part time capsule for art aficionados and curious bystanders alike. Offered here by Crappy Old Books—slightly dusty, probably overpriced, and still a better read than your cousin’s self-published memoir. Ideal for anyone who enjoys old paper, vintage market gossip, and the smell of aged optimism. Great condition. Large heavy book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3917/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drouot-1989-jul-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Compagnie des Commissaires no GB Standard 5.50 GBP COB-3916 One Year of Grace by Val Gielgud One Year of Grace (1950) by Val Gielgud – Longmans, Green and Co Offered by Crappy Old Books Step back into post-war Britain with One Year of Grace, a forgotten oddity from the pen of Val Gielgud—BBC radio drama pioneer and brother of that Gielgud. Published in 1950 by Longmans, Green and Co, this curious novel mashes genteel domestic drama with lightly worn moral reflection, sprinkled with the kind of clipped, earnest dialogue only a mid-century Englishman could manage. Expect tangled relationships, philosophical tea-time musings, and characters who wrestle with life’s great questions, usually while seated in a respectable armchair. The prose is charmingly dated, occasionally baffling, and wholly sincere. This particular copy has seen better days—foxing, dog-ears, and a spine that sighs with age—but it’s all part of the charm. A must-have for Gielgud completists, 1950s fiction collectors, or anyone who enjoys a literary ramble through the politely troubled minds of postwar England. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where yesterday’s literature lives on—whether it wants to or not. Great condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3916/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-year-of-grace-jul-1950.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans Green and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3915 Architecture and Continuity by Archectectural Association Architecture and Continuity (1982) – Architectural Association Sold by Crappy Old Books A rare gem from the vaults of architectural thought, Architecture and Continuity (1982) is a compelling exploration of tradition, transformation, and the threads that bind the built environment across time. Published by the prestigious Architectural Association, this volume gathers essays, studies, and project documentation that reflect on how architecture negotiates the tension between innovation and heritage. Featuring contributions from leading thinkers and practitioners of the early ’80s, this book captures a moment when modernism’s certainties were being questioned and new directions explored. Expect grainy diagrams, bold assertions, and that unmistakable AA edge. This is a vintage copy with all the charm (and mild wear) you’d expect from a title proudly offered by Crappy Old Books. For collectors, students, or anyone curious about how architecture once wrestled with its past to imagine its future. Nice clean copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3915/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/architecture-and-continuity-jul-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Archectectural Association no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3913 The Fury Of The Northmen by John Marsden The Fury of the Northmen (1993) by John Marsden – Book Club Associates Edition Sold by: Crappy Old Books Brace yourself for pillage, plunder, and poetic justice in The Fury of the Northmen by John Marsden — a thunderous ride through the Viking Age that’s more axe-swinging than academic. First published in 1993 and offered here in its Book Club Associates edition (complete with slightly foxed pages and the faint aroma of ’90s bookshelf must), Marsden’s history captures the brutal brilliance of the Norse invaders with vivid storytelling and a healthy disregard for dry textbook tone. Perfect for history buffs, Viking nerds, or anyone who thinks modern society could use more longboats and less paperwork. This copy has seen better days, but then again, so did Lindisfarne. Condition: Used, battered, and beautiful — just like a Norse warrior after a long raid. Condition as new, hardback with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3913/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fury-of-the-northmen-2-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates 9781856260923 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3911 All You Need to Know About Bidding by Terence Reese and David Bird All You Need to Know About Bidding (1992) by Terence Reese & David Bird Published by Victor Gollancz – Sold by Crappy Old Books A sharp, no-nonsense guide from two of bridge’s most revered minds, All You Need to Know About Bidding strips away the waffle and gets straight to the point. Terence Reese and David Bird cut through the confusion with clear examples, practical advice, and just the right amount of wit. Perfect for intermediate players looking to solidify their bidding foundation—or anyone tired of overcomplicated bidding theories. This edition comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books, so expect that well-loved charm: slightly yellowed pages, the odd scuff, and a faint whiff of nostalgia. No frills, no polish—just bridge brilliance from a bygone bookshelf. Ex-library book. Good condition with dust jacket and protective plastic sleeve. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3911/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/all-you-need-to-know-about-bidding-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Victor Gollancz 9780575053786 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3910 Old Houses - Traditional Chinese Dwellings of Fujian 1 by Jiangsu Fine Arts Old Houses - Traditional Chinese Dwellings of Fujian 1 (1996) Published by Jiangsu Fine Arts (White Lotus Press) Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the atmospheric world of southern China’s architectural heritage with Old Houses - Traditional Chinese Dwellings of Fujian 1. This 1996 gem from Jiangsu Fine Arts (White Lotus Press) is a richly illustrated study of the ancient homes tucked into the hills and villages of Fujian Province. Featuring photographs, sketches, and cultural insights, this volume captures the essence of Hakka tulou, clan compounds, and the vernacular styles shaped by geography and tradition. Perfect for architecture buffs, China enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys the smell of musty paper and mysterious margins, this book is part art object, part cultural artifact. It’s got just the right amount of shelf wear to make you look well-read without trying too hard. Available now from Crappy Old Books — where the spines are cracked, but the content is gold. Very good condition but the plastic protective outer has not been applied perfectly as there are some creases in it. The main text is in English but all the numerous images are annoted in Chinese. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3910/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/old-houses-1-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books White Lotus Press 9787534404382 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3909 Out of the Shelter by David Lodge Out of the Shelter (1985) by David Lodge – King Penguin Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – Lower your standards, raise your expectations. Before David Lodge became the patron saint of campus novels, he gave us this charmingly awkward tale of Cold War innocence, youthful awakenings, and a teenage Englishman thrust into the sophisticated chaos of postwar Heidelberg. Out of the Shelter follows Timothy Young—bookish, polite, and woefully underexposed to real life—who swaps his dull English suburbia for a sun-soaked summer with his sister in Germany, where bikinis, bratwurst, and barely-repressed trauma await. It’s coming-of-age with cigarettes and the occasional existential crisis, wrapped in Lodge’s trademark wit and an eye for comic detail. This 1985 King Penguin edition might have yellowed with age and possibly carries the scent of someone else’s bad decisions—but hey, that’s part of the charm. At Crappy Old Books, we call it character. Slightly faded spine but otherwise very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3909/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/out-of-the-shelter-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books King Penguin Books 9780140122794 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3907 Old Houses - Traditional Chinese Dwellings of Fujian 2 by Jiangsu Fine Arts Old Houses - Traditional Chinese Dwellings of Fujian 2 (1996) – Jiangsu Fine Arts / White Lotus Press From the folks at Jiangsu Fine Arts (and the ever-enigmatic White Lotus Press), Old Houses is a hauntingly beautiful, surprisingly hefty look at the traditional dwellings of Fujian province. Think swooping eaves, fortress-like tulou, and stone courtyards that have seen more history than most modern cities. Published in 1996 and loaded with photos, diagrams, and that slightly musty charm only aging art books can offer, this one’s for architecture nerds, China buffs, or anyone who prefers their houses old, complicated, and full of secrets. Sold as-is, because we’re Crappy Old Books – we sell ’em old, we sell ’em weird, and occasionally we sell ’em magnificent. This might be one of those. Very good condition but the plastic protective outer has not been applied perfectly as there are some creases in it. The main text is in English but all the numerous images are annoted in Chinese. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3907/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/old-houses-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books White Lotus Press 9787534404382 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3903 Golfing in the Green by Anthony OConnor Golfing in the Green (1979) by Anthony O’Connor Published by Martin Brian & O’Keeffe Offered by Crappy Old Books A charmingly eccentric ode to the game of golf, Golfing in the Green (1979) by Anthony O’Connor is less about perfecting your swing and more about losing yourself in the lush absurdities of the links. Published by the ever-discerning Martin Brian & O’Keeffe, this cult classic blends poetic whimsy with dry wit, teeing off into philosophical territory without ever losing its footing on the fairway. Whether you’re a golf fanatic or just like your sports literature with a dash of surreal humour, this slim but memorable volume delivers. This copy, lovingly scuffed and faintly musty (as all the best ones are), comes to you via Crappy Old Books — where condition is negotiable but character is guaranteed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3903/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/golfing-in-te-green-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Martin Brian & OKeeffe 9780856160813 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3902 Wildcatting by Shann Nix Wildcatting (1994) by Shann Nix – Arrow Books Sold by Crappy Old Books Strap in for a dusty, wild ride across the American oil fields in Wildcatting, a gritty 1994 debut by Shann Nix. This is Texas noir with a feminist twist—equal parts high-stakes drama and emotional reckoning. At its heart is Leigh, a tough, sharp-witted woman navigating a roughneck world of hard hats, harder men, and dreams as slippery as crude oil. Think steel-toed boots meets heartache. This is the kind of forgotten paperback gem Crappy Old Books lives for: a slightly creased spine, some foxing, and a whole lot of character. Perfect for readers who like their fiction bold, brash, and soaked in the sweat of ambition. Warning: May smell faintly of 1990s optimism and old truck stops. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3902/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wildcatting-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099304210 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3899 Structured Systems Analysis and Design Method by Ed Downes, Peter Clare and Ian Coe Structured Systems Analysis and Design Method (1988) By Ed Downs, Peter Clare, and Ian Coe – Pearson Education Sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your floppy disks and crank up the MS-DOS, because Structured Systems Analysis and Design Method (SSADM) is back from the beige carpeted offices of 1988. This chunky volume by Downs, Clare, and Coe is the definitive guide to designing information systems the old-school way—when data flow diagrams ruled and no one had heard of "agile." Whether you’re a nostalgic IT veteran or a brave retro-programmer trying to decipher how projects used to be run, this book delivers layer upon layer of gloriously methodical structure. It’s packed with diagrams, processes, and enough acronyms to make your head spin—just like your old 5¼-inch disks. Slightly yellowed pages? Check. Faint smell of a forgotten office supply closet? You bet. A forgotten cornerstone of computing history? Absolutely. Buy it now from Crappy Old Books—where yesterday’s tech is today’s treasure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3899/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/structured-systems-analysis-and-design-method-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pearson Education 9780138543242 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3898 Independent Schools Year Book - Girls Schools by JF Burnet Independent Schools Year Book - Girls Schools (1990) By J.F. Burnet | A & C Black Sold by: Crappy Old Books Step back into the puffed sleeves and pencil skirts of 1990 with this gloriously outdated yet oddly fascinating volume of Independent Schools Year Book – Girls Schools Edition. Compiled by J.F. Burnet and published by the ever-trusty A & C Black, this hardback relic offers a snapshot of Britain’s independent girls’ schools as they stood before the internet ruined everything. Whether you’re a former headmistress, a nostalgic alumna, or just someone who enjoys leafing through dry facts about boarding fees and extracurricular Latin clubs, this is the book for you. Slightly musty, possibly annotated, and unapologetically educational – in a very 1990 sort of way. Another fine example of educational ephemera rescued from obscurity by Crappy Old Books – where yesterday’s reference books go to retire… and maybe be useful again. Nice tidy condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3898/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/independent-schools-yearbook-1990-girls-schools-jul-2025.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A and C Black 9780713632484 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3896 Christies Bi-Centrnary Review of the Year 1766-1966 by Christies Christies Bi-Centenary Review of the Year 1766–1966 (1966) by Christies (Christies) As sold by Crappy Old Books Step into two centuries of art, elegance, and auction history with Christies Bi-Centenary Review of the Year 1766–1966. This commemorative volume, published in 1966 to mark Christie’s 200th anniversary, is a richly illustrated and insightfully curated tribute to the world-renowned auction house. From Georgian grandeur to mid-century modernity, it highlights landmark sales, celebrated collectors, and the evolution of the art market over two tumultuous centuries. Whether you’re an aficionado of fine art, a history buff, or simply someone who enjoys a good flick through dusty pages, this retrospective brings together the pomp, drama, and quiet scholarship that define Christie’s legacy. Naturally, it’s been pre-loved and proudly resold by Crappy Old Books, where we believe the older and more obscure, the better. Expect a bit of wear, maybe a musty scent, but definitely a story worth revisiting. Neat and tidy copy, no dust jacket. Lots of images. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3896/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chrities-bi-centenary-review-of-the-year-jul-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Christies no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3895 The Diversity of Life by C Mary Jenking and Mary Boyce The Diversity of Life (1987) – C. Mary Jenking & Mary Boyce | Macmillan Sold by Crappy Old Books Craving a trip through the tangled roots and branches of biological variety—1980s textbook style? The Diversity of Life (1987) by C. Mary Jenking and Mary Boyce offers a no-nonsense dive into the wild and wonderful world of living organisms, just as Macmillan envisioned it decades ago. From microbes to mammals, the authors cover life’s grand parade with textbook clarity and charmingly outdated illustrations. Whether you’re a nostalgic biologist, an education hoarder, or just a curious collector of Crappy Old Books, this well-worn gem delivers vintage science vibes, complete with faded diagrams and that unmistakable library-shelf musk. Functional, factual, and unapologetically out-of-date—just how we like it. Ex-college library book. the post-it to front says property of some library. Has been taken out 9 times between March 1993 and October 1997. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3895/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-diversity-of-life-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan 9780333241936 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3894 Queen Elizabeth - The Queen Mother by Dorothy Laird Queen Elizabeth – The Queen Mother (1975) by Dorothy Laird | Coronet Books – Sold by Crappy Old Books A warm and insightful portrait of one of Britain’s most beloved royals, Queen Elizabeth – The Queen Mother by Dorothy Laird offers a respectful yet accessible glimpse into the life of the woman who stood beside King George VI and guided the monarchy through turbulent times. First published in 1975, this Coronet Books edition captures the grace, strength, and quiet influence of the Queen Mother with a journalist’s eye and a biographer’s heart. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this is a proudly pre-loved paperback that may show signs of tea stains, foxing, and a questionable smell of history — but still holds all the royal charm you’d expect. A perfect read for royal watchers, history buffs, or anyone who enjoys a well-worn slice of 20th-century British life. Regal, readable, and just a bit ragged. Nice old copy with strong binding but signs of wear. Black and white photos. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3894/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/queen-elizabeth-the-queen-mother-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340199190 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3893 A Minimum Grammar of Function by RT Lewis and JA Stone A Minimum Grammar of Function (1961) by R.T. Lewis & J.A. Stone — George G. Harrap Sold by Crappy Old Books A classic of its kind—dry, dog-eared, and determined to teach you grammar whether you like it or not. A Minimum Grammar of Function (1961) is the no-nonsense guide to English grammar that once haunted school desks across Britain. Authored by R.T. Lewis and J.A. Stone, this slim yet stern volume strips English down to its bare-bones functionality—ideal for lovers of linguistic austerity and vintage pedagogy. Published by George G. Harrap, it’s got that unmistakable mid-century textbook charm: yellowing pages, ruthless clarity, and the faint smell of institutional despair. Perfect for grammarians, collectors, or anyone looking to relive the glorious agony of mid-20th-century education. From the shelves of Crappy Old Books—where forgotten textbooks go to be slightly loved again. Very nice condition. No dust jacket, obviously. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3893/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-minimum-grammar-of-function-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3892 Over To France by Pierre Maillaud Over To France (1946) – Pierre Maillaud (Oxford University Press) Offered by Crappy Old Books – because forgotten gems deserve a second draft. Step into post-war Europe with Over To France, Pierre Maillaud’s thoughtful and deeply personal dispatch from a nation recovering its breath after the chaos of WWII. Originally published in 1946 by Oxford University Press, this slender but eloquent volume captures the political mood, cultural resilience, and cautious optimism of France as it rebuilt itself from the rubble. Maillaud, a journalist and broadcaster with a sharp eye and fluent pen, gives an insider’s look at France’s psyche—half battered, half blazing with hope. A rare glimpse into history, this is not a dry textbook but a vivid sketch of a proud country at a turning point. Our copy? A bit tatty, smells faintly of wartime damp, but all pages intact and surprisingly readable. The cover may have survived tougher battles than the French Resistance—but hey, it’s got character. Perfect for Francophiles, history buffs, and fans of real-time reportage. Grab it before someone else misjudges its crumbling spine. Good condition with paper dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3892/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/over-to-france-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3890 Spanish by N Scarlyn Wilson Spanish (1966) – N. Scarlyn Wilson | The English Universities Press As sold by Crappy Old Books Step back into the stiff-upper-lip world of 1960s language instruction with Spanish by N. Scarlyn Wilson—a no-nonsense, grammar-first guide to Castilian glory, as only The English Universities Press could muster. Expect formal dialogues, stern verb drills, and absolutely zero mention of tapas. Ideal for masochists, nostalgists, and anyone who believes language should be learned the hard way. Slightly musty, possibly annotated by a bored sixth-former in biro. Charmingly out of date, but surprisingly solid—like your dad’s old Rover. A true Crappy Old Book: yellowed, dog-eared, and proud of it. ¡Olé! Great condition, although dust jacket to front has a snag to it and its a bit grimy, but that can be cleaned off. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3890/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spanish-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The English Universities Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3889 Stuart Britain 1603-1714 by CP Hill Stuart Britain 1603–1714 by C.P. Hill (2002, Stackpole Books) Sold by Crappy Old Books – where history meets musty charm! Step into the turbulent world of monarchs, revolutions, and restoration with Stuart Britain 1603–1714 by C.P. Hill. This classic survey, originally penned by a historian who actually enjoyed the Stuarts (possibly), guides readers through the dramatic reigns of James I to Queen Anne. With insightful analysis of politics, religion, and society, Hill makes sense of a period filled with civil war, regicide, and wigs large enough to house pigeons. This is the 2002 reprint from Stackpole Books – slightly newer paper, same old drama. Expect crisp commentary, engaging prose, and the smell of scholarly neglect (thanks to years on our dusty shelves). Ideal for students, history buffs, or anyone who wants to understand why everyone was so cross with Charles I. Comes complete with minor page yellowing and that authentic “Crappy Old Books” scent. Condition: Slightly read. Binding intact. Regicide not included. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3889/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stuart-britain-1603-1714-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stackpole Books 9780811716413 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3888 Crisis of Empire - Britain and America in the Eighteenth Century by Jeremy Black “Crisis of Empire – Britain and America in the Eighteenth Century” by Jeremy Black, published by Continuum in 2010, offers a compelling and incisive exploration of the political, economic, and ideological tensions between Britain and its American colonies in the years leading up to the Revolutionary War. Key Highlights: Broad yet clear context – Black paints the big picture of the late imperial world: the clash of global ambitions, transatlantic trade, and colonial entitlement. Depth of analysis – Rather than a simple narrative of taxation and rebellion, he probes themes like identity, diplomacy, military power, Atlantic politics, and cultural exchange. Nuanced storytelling – You’ll find interpretations that challenge simplistic myths—examining both British policy missteps and American colonial expectations. Modern perspective – With hindsight informed by empire’s collapse, the book considers how Britain and America fundamentally reshaped each other during this period of crisis. Why it stands out: Concise enough for undergraduates, yet rich enough to intrigue scholars and general readers alike. Offers a tightly argued thesis: the American Revolution emerged not just from taxation or representation but from a deeper imperial dislocation. Winner for history lovers seeking a balanced, fresh debate rooted in sound research and eloquent prose. If you’re picking it up through “Crappy Old Books”—maybe in their bargain section—it’s a solid, thought-provoking read that punches well above its retail price. Whether you’re brushing up on colonial history or diving deeper into the forces that birthed modern America and reshaped Britain, Black’s book is a valuable addition to your shelf. Near new condition, however, the back cover is a bit sticky like it had a sticky label on it that was peeled off, but its almost across the entire back cover. I tried cleaning it off with a small amount of spitits which got rid of the main visual gook, but its still sticky. Other than that its in near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3888/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crisis-of-empire-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Continuum Publishing Corporation 9781441104458 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3886 Focus on Brighton and Hove by Publicity Committees of the Corporations of Brighton and Hove Focus on Brighton and Hove (1948) – Publicity Committees of the Corporations of Brighton and Hove Available from Crappy Old Books Step back into the post-war charm of the English seaside with Focus on Brighton and Hove (1948) – a delightful period piece published by the Publicity Committees of the Corporations of Brighton and Hove. This vintage civic souvenir captures the optimism of a city dusting itself off after the war, packed with black-and-white photographs, quaint commentary, and enthusiastic civic pride. It’s part travel guide, part time capsule – perfect for lovers of mid-century design, local history enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys the faded glamour of Britain’s coastal gems. Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the paper may be yellowed, but the nostalgia is vivid. Small phamphlet style book, 148 pages. Guessing the date is 1948 as rationing is still in place and a picture inside of some signatures all say 1948. Has maps and articles and loads of adverts for guest houses and hotels etc. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3886/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/focus-on-brighton-and-hove-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Publicity Committees of the Corporations of Brighton and Hove no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3885 Daily Life of the Etruscans by Jacques Heurgon Daily Life of the Etruscans (1964) – Jacques Heurgon (Weidenfeld and Nicolson) Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wondered what the Etruscans were up to before the Romans rolled in and stole their thunder? This delightfully dated gem from 1964 is your scholarly time machine into the wine-sloshing, divination-loving, tomb-painting world of ancient Italy’s forgotten trendsetters. Jacques Heurgon, clearly a man who spent more time in dusty archives than is strictly healthy, dives deep into Etruscan religion, social customs, and daily habits — all served with that charmingly dry mid-century academic flair. The cover’s a bit tired, the pages smell faintly of grandma’s attic, and no, you won’t find any glossy colour photos (or trigger warnings), but Daily Life of the Etruscans remains a quirky, informative read for the historically curious and the hopelessly nostalgic. Buy it before it crumbles into archaeological evidence. Ex-library book from Middlesex County Libraries. Good condition with plastic protective sleeve to dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3885/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/daily-life-of-the-etruscans-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3883 Dubuffet by Michel Ragon Dubuffet (1959) by Michel Ragon – Evergreen Gallery Edition Offered by Crappy Old Books Step into the raw, rebellious world of Jean Dubuffet with this 1959 monograph by Michel Ragon, published as part of the influential Evergreen Gallery series. Ragon, an art critic deeply embedded in post-war avant-garde circles, captures the spirit of Dubuffet’s radical rejection of artistic convention and embrace of what he called Art Brut—a rough, unrefined aesthetic drawn from graffiti, outsider art, and the textures of everyday life. This vintage edition features striking reproductions of Dubuffet’s work alongside Ragon’s passionate and incisive commentary. A cult classic for collectors, it’s the kind of battered beauty only Crappy Old Books would love enough to rescue. Dog-eared, maybe. Brilliant, definitely. Own a piece of post-war art history—scruffy, spirited, and unrepentantly bold. Nice condition. The plates are stuck into the pages, as was the custom years ago. 62 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3883/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dubuffet-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Evergreen Gallery no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3882 Queen Victoria - English Empress by Sally Glendinning Queen Victoria – English Empress (1970) by Sally Glendinning Published by Garrard Publishing | Sold by Crappy Old Books Step back into the grandeur and grit of 19th-century Britain with Queen Victoria – English Empress, Sally Glendinning’s accessible yet insightful portrait of one of history’s most iconic monarchs. First published in 1970 as part of the Garrard Publishing history series, this slim volume was designed to introduce young readers to the formidable queen who reigned over an empire on which the sun never set. Expect a brisk trot through Victoria’s sheltered childhood, her unexpected rise to the throne, her famously stern marriage to Prince Albert, and her long, mourning-clad rule over a rapidly changing Britain. Written in the no-nonsense, fact-forward style of mid-century educational publishing, this book delivers history with all the charm of a school library checkout—and we mean that affectionately. This well-worn copy from Crappy Old Books might show its age on the outside, but the story of Victoria’s indomitable presence still commands attention within. A nostalgic gem for collectors of vintage children’s nonfiction—or anyone who prefers their history served with a whiff of must and a dash of imperial pomp. Hardback with paper dust jacket. Good condition with some wear to dust jacket as per scan. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3882/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/queen-victoria-english0empress-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Garrard Publishing 9780811647502 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3881 How to Save Your Own Life by Erica Long How to Save Your Own Life (1977) by Erica Jong (Secker & Warburg) Sold by Crappy Old Books Divorced, liberated, and thoroughly disillusioned, Isadora Wing is back—and this time, she’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and just barely holding it together. In this raucous sequel to Fear of Flying, Erica Jong dives headfirst into the chaos of 1970s America: fame, film stars, feminism, and fleeting flings on both coasts. It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s got more emotional turbulence than a mid-life crisis on acid. And somehow, it’s still profound. This edition comes with all the wear and tear you’d expect from a book that’s been dropped, dog-eared, and possibly judged by every boyfriend you’ve ever had. Perfect for fans of brutally honest women and the literary equivalent of a long, soul-searching scream into the void. Buy it. Save yourself. Or at least laugh while trying. Very good condition hardback with dust jacket. First edition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3881/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-save-your-own-life-jul-2025.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Secker and Warburg 9780436224454 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3878 Poems of Thomas Hardy by TRM Creighton Poems of Thomas Hardy (1974) by T.R.M. Creighton (Macmillan) – Crappy Old Books Dust off the cobwebs of literary greatness with Poems of Thomas Hardy, the 1974 Macmillan edition edited by T.R.M. Creighton. This no-nonsense, scholarly selection brings Hardy’s brooding brilliance to life with commentary that’s just academic enough to make you feel clever. Whether you’re a die-hard Hardy fan or just pretending for aesthetic reasons, this crusty gem from Crappy Old Books has the weathered charm and yellowing pages your shelf has been crying out for. Dog-eared, possibly coffee-stained, but still full of poetic punch. A must-have for lovers of tragic verse and vintage paperbacks. This is a near fine copy, the only obvious thing being a slight crease in the top right of the cover. It also has some fading to the spine which I only noticed after the scan. the page block is craip and it even has the original eratta slip inside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3878/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poem-of-thomas-hardy-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan 9780333136829 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3877 Heaths Practical French Grammar by WH Fraser and J Squair Heaths Practical French Grammar (1976) – W.H. Fraser & J. Squair (Harrap, London) Sold by Crappy Old Books – proudly rescuing dusty knowledge since forever. Need to brush up your French grammar the old-fashioned way – with no frills, no fluff, and absolutely no apologies? This 1976 edition of Heaths Practical French Grammar is as dry, direct, and determined as a Parisian waiter. Fraser and Squair, those unshakable titans of turn-of-the-century language instruction, offer a no-nonsense deep dive into the structures of French that your school teacher probably loved a bit too much. Expect clear explanations, verb tables that don’t mess around, and a tone that suggests you should be taking this seriously. Perfect for linguistics nerds, nostalgic ex-students, and anyone who wants to master passé composé like it’s 1899. Slightly yellowed, slightly smug, but still immensely useful. Grammar purists and retro Francophiles – this one’s for you. Well bound image, bur spine and part of cover is faded from exposure to the light. Includes a couple of business cards used as bookmarks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3877/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heaths-practical-french-grammar-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harrap London 9780245530425 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3876 The Garden of Weapons by John Gardner The Garden of Weapons (1981) by John Gardner – Book Club Associates Edition Offered by Crappy Old Books, because you have excellent taste in second-hand espionage. In the bleak backstreets of Cold War Berlin, British intelligence officer Herbie Kruger finds himself plunged into a brutal world of double agents, psychological warfare, and buried secrets that should have stayed that way. The Garden of Weapons is John Gardner at his moody, cerebral best—a sharp-edged spy thriller soaked in paranoia, betrayal, and the kind of gritty realism that makes Le Carré look like a holiday brochure. This edition may be a bit scuffed, dog-eared, or even smell faintly of 1981—but don’t worry. That just adds to the Cold War ambiance. Perfect for readers who like their thrillers dark, intelligent, and slightly foxed. Grab it before it vanishes like a Stasi informant in the night. Nice clean copy with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3876/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-garden-of-weapons-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3875 The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler The Long Goodbye (1966) by Raymond Chandler – Penguin Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the smoky, sun-drenched world of Los Angeles noir with The Long Goodbye, Raymond Chandler’s penultimate masterpiece featuring the ever-weary but razor-sharp private eye, Philip Marlowe. First published in 1953 and reissued by Penguin Books in 1966, this edition captures Chandler at his most reflective and literary. Marlowe finds himself entangled in a twisting tale of friendship, betrayal, murder, and money when a casual favor for a drunken stranger turns into a deep dive through the underbelly of L.A.’s elite. With his usual mix of dry wit and existential dread, Marlowe navigates corrupt cops, doomed dames, and washed-up writers. This Penguin edition may be a bit dog-eared—maybe a coffee ring here, a torn corner there—but it still packs a punch. Crappy Old Books doesn’t promise pristine; we promise character. And this one’s got it in spades. Perfect for fans of classic noir, vintage paperbacks, and stories that don’t wrap up neatly—because in Chandler’s world, nothing ever does. I repaired the cover on this by reattaching it to the book block with a thin strip of folded paper. Its a good repair and brings the book back into full use. Whilst the paper is proper repair paper, acid free, for repairing books, its not a brilliant math as the book is yellowed, but it is a strong hinge and the repair looks pretty good, considering the cover had come clean away. Binding etc good and strong, but book very worn overall. Quite a piece piece really and I think the cover is quite rare. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3875/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-long-goodbye-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3874 A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman A Man Called Ove (2015) by Fredrik Backman — Sceptre Sold by Crappy Old Books Meet Ove: a grumpy, solitary man with strict routines, a love for rules, and absolutely no patience for the modern world. But behind his cranky exterior lies a heart quietly broken by loss, and a life waiting to be shaken up. When a lively young family moves in next door (with a very poorly parked trailer), Ove’s world is turned upside down in the most unexpected—and hilarious—ways. Fredrik Backman’s A Man Called Ove is a warm, witty, and quietly profound tale of unlikely friendships, stubborn cats, and second chances. It’s about the things we lose, the people we love, and how sometimes, the most curmudgeonly of us can become the most unforgettable. Condition: Slightly bent spine from previous grumpy reader. Smells faintly of strong coffee and pessimism. Otherwise fully readable and emotionally devastating in all the right ways. Another heartstring-tugger, rescued from a donation bin by Crappy Old Books—because even curmudgeons deserve a second chance. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3874/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-man-called-ove-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sceptre 9781473617384 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3873 Double Bang by Heywood Gould Double Bang (1989) by Heywood Gould – JM Dent Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the gritty underworld of 1980s New York with Double Bang, Heywood Gould’s hardboiled tale of cops, crime, and moral compromise. This fast-paced noir follows detective Joe Merriwether as he straddles the blurred lines between justice and vengeance, all while battling the ghosts of his past and the rot within the force. This JM Dent 1989 edition comes with that unmistakable old-book charm—slightly yellowed pages, a faint scent of must, and a cover that’s seen a few things (haven’t we all?). A perfect find for fans of vintage crime fiction, moral grey zones, and books that have lived a little. Condition: Acceptably battered. Pages intact, spine holding on. Smells like your uncle’s attic. Crappy Old Books – Giving unloved paperbacks one last chance. Fine condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3873/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/double-bang-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent 9780460125857 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3872 Trying to Grow by Firdaus Kanga Trying to Grow (1990) by Firdaus Kanga (Bloomsbury) Sold by Crappy Old Books A sharp, tender, and darkly funny coming-of-age tale, Trying to Grow follows the life of Brit—short for Britain—born with brittle bones but an unbreakable spirit. Set in Bombay and tinged with Parsi eccentricity, Kanga’s semi-autobiographical novel explores disability, desire, and defiance with biting wit and unflinching honesty. As Brit navigates his way through family expectations, sexual awakenings, and cultural contradictions, his voice emerges as gloriously bold and unapologetically unique. This is not your average tale of triumph—it’s braver, bawdier, and brilliantly subversive. A cult gem long out of the mainstream spotlight, now resurrected from literary limbo by the tastemakers at Crappy Old Books. Slightly foxed, possibly sun-faded, but still gloriously readable. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3872/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/trying-to-grow-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747505495 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3863 To have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway To Have and Have Not (1975) – Ernest Hemingway | Penguin Books | Crappy Old Books Dive into the gritty underbelly of Key West with To Have and Have Not, Ernest Hemingway’s hard-edged tale of desperation, smuggling, and moral ambiguity. This 1975 Penguin Books edition carries all the swagger of Hemingway’s terse prose and no-nonsense storytelling—plus that satisfyingly yellowed paperback vibe we know you secretly love. Whether you’re in it for the brooding antihero Harry Morgan or just want to own the book that inspired a Bogart movie (very loosely, we might add), this dog-eared gem from Crappy Old Books delivers the goods. Tough, tense, and tragically human—because not every classic comes mint in shrink-wrap. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3863/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-have-and-have-not-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140010657 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3861 Doctor Faustus by Thomas Mann Doctor Faustus (1981, Penguin Modern Classics) – Thomas Mann What happens when genius strikes a Faustian bargain with madness? In this dense, dazzling retelling of the Faust legend, Thomas Mann drags German culture, classical music, and 20th-century despair into a single brooding masterpiece. Through the fictional biography of composer Adrian Leverkühn—who may or may not have made a pact with the devil—Mann explores the soul of a decaying civilization, with plenty of philosophical detours along the way. This 1981 Penguin Modern Classics edition is a must-have for those who enjoy existential torment, dense prose, and the occasional theological breakdown. It’s got all the charm of a Sunday afternoon lecture on atonality, but with more Satan. Minor yellowing and probably smells like someone’s attic—perfect for your bookshelf or your next bout of literary self-flagellation. Crappy Old Books – because some masterpieces are best read with a strong drink and low expectations. This is ex-library from Newquay Tretherras School, Cornwall County Library and still has the tick in the front page, but it doesn’t look like anyone took it out. Probably too boring. Also has a library plastic jacket that you can remove if you like. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3861/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/doctor-faustus-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3860 Inquiry into Literature by Bryant Fillion and Jim Henerson Inquiry into Literature (1980) – Bryant Fillion & Jim Henerson (Collier Macmillan) Sold by Crappy Old Books Step back into the polyester-draped world of 1980 with Inquiry into Literature, the high school lit anthology you never knew you missed. Compiled by Bryant Fillion and Jim Henerson, this Collier Macmillan classic drags you lovingly through the dusty corridors of literary canon—with just enough marginalia, yellowing pages, and questionable 1980s pedagogy to make any bookworm nostalgic. From Shakespeare to Steinbeck, and with more awkward discussion questions than your average book club can handle, this well-worn gem is perfect for teachers, collectors, and anyone who enjoys the comforting musk of Cold War-era curriculum. Condition: Used, obviously. Smells like an old AV closet. Sold proudly and unironically by Crappy Old Books—because some books are too mediocre to die. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3860/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inquiry-into-literatire-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collier MaCmillan 9780029903100 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3859 Classic Love Poems by Various Classic Love Poems (2005) by Various – Summersdale Sold by Crappy Old Books Looking to rekindle your faith in romance, or just want to wallow in centuries of poetic pining? Classic Love Poems (2005) brings together a heartfelt (and sometimes heartbreakingly soppy) collection of verse from various poets who knew a thing or two about longing, lust, and lost love. Published by Summersdale and stuffed with timeless declarations and flowery metaphors, it’s the perfect read for lovers, cynics, and anyone who’s ever written a bad sonnet in the name of passion. Slightly foxed? Probably. Still full of feeling? Absolutely. Crappy Old Books – where literary romance lives on, one dusty page at a time. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3859/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/classic-love-poems-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Summersdale 9781840241648 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3858 To The Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf To the Lighthouse (2013) by Virginia Woolf – Roads Publishing Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the stream-of-consciousness masterpiece that changed the face of modern literature. In To the Lighthouse, Virginia Woolf paints a luminous portrait of the Ramsay family, weaving together memory, time, and fractured human experience on the windswept Isle of Skye. This 2013 Roads Publishing edition features Woolf’s poetic prose in a sleek, compact format – perfect for marginalia, coffee stains, or just pretending you’re finally tackling the classics. Whether you’re a die-hard modernist or just looking to pad your bookshelf with something a bit more "literary," this one’s for you. Gently used. Pages may contain traces of existential dread. Very good condition, but there is the hint of a cup mark on the cover. Inside is a postcard with small written notes about the book. there is also a slip of paper in the front, like a torn index card with notes, but it doesn’t look very interesting, something about famous westerns. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3858/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-the-lighthouse-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Roads 9781909399037 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3857 A Road to Damascus by Meedo Taha A Road to Damascus (2016) by Meedo Taha – Tamyras Available now at Crappy Old Books – where forgotten gems get a second chance. In A Road to Damascus, Meedo Taha crafts a razor-sharp literary thriller set against the charged backdrop of Beirut. What begins as a film student’s casual documentary project quickly spirals into a tangled mystery involving murder, surveillance, and the blurred line between truth and storytelling. Taha’s debut novel is a heady mix of noir suspense and postmodern dissection of narrative itself — witty, gripping, and unsettling in equal measure. If you like your fiction clever, politically charged, and a little off-kilter, this under-the-radar title might just be your next obsession. Slightly bent corners, faint coffee stains, and the unmistakable smell of old paper included — courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3857/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-road-to-damascus-jul-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tamyras 9782360860784 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3856 A Brief History of Seven Killings by Marlon James A Brief History of Seven Killings (2015) by Marlon James (Oneworld) – as sold by Crappy Old Books Get ready to dive headfirst into a chaotic, blood-soaked, and utterly brilliant novel that defies genres and expectations. A Brief History of Seven Killings isn’t exactly "brief," nor does it limit itself to just seven killings—but hey, Marlon James never promised a light read. What he delivers instead is a thunderous epic, ricocheting through the 1976 attempted assassination of Bob Marley, and spiraling out into decades of Jamaican politics, CIA meddling, gang wars, and drug-fueled mayhem. Told by a sprawling cast of narrators (living, dead, high, paranoid, or some terrifying combo), this Booker Prize-winning masterpiece is part noir, part oral history, part fever dream. It’s dense, dazzling, and not for the faint of heart—or those who fear patois. At Crappy Old Books, we’re not here to sugarcoat: it’s a gnarly, gorgeous beast of a novel. But if you’ve got the patience and the stomach, it’s one hell of a ride. Dog-eared, well-worn, and possibly annotated in the margins by a previous owner who was way too into CIA conspiracies. Grab it before it disappears back into the haze. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3856/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-brief-history-of-seven-killings-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oneworld 9781780746357 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3855 The Reader by Bernhard Schlink The Reader (1998) by Bernhard Schlink – Phoenix Edition Offered by Crappy Old Books – where the pages may be yellow, but the stories still burn bright. Dive into one of the most haunting post-war novels of the 20th century — if you don’t mind a few dog-eared pages and maybe a suspicious coffee ring or two. The Reader tells the unsettling tale of a young boy’s affair with an older woman and the slow unravelling of her dark past. Morally complex, emotionally devastating, and written in crisp, elegant prose, Schlink’s novel poses the kind of questions that keep you up at night — assuming the spine holds up long enough to reach the ending. This Phoenix edition has seen better days, but hey — so have most of the characters. Perfect for readers who like their books thought-provoking and just a little bit scruffy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3855/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-reader-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phoenix 9780753804704 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3854 From Potters Field by Patricia Cornwall From Potter’s Field (1996) – Patricia Cornwell | Warner Books Offered by Crappy Old Books: Suspense So Sharp, You’ll Forget the Pages Smell Like 1996 Before CSI was cool and podcasts made serial killers trendy, From Potter’s Field had forensic pathologist Kay Scarpetta elbow-deep in Christmas murder and mid-’90s grit. The killer? A cold, calculating psycho with a grudge—and Scarpetta’s name circled in metaphorical blood. Expect autopsies, trench coats, and enough tension to crack your yellowing paperback spine. This copy might be a bit creased, smell like someone’s attic, and possibly have a coffee ring on the cover—but trust us, the thrills still hit hard. Crappy Old Books: We sell the murder, not the mint condition. Very good condition for a book 30 years old. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3854/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-potters-field-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780751516302 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3852 Above Suspicion by Helen Macinnes Above Suspicion (1980) by Helen MacInnes – Fontana Edition Offered by Crappy Old Books Step into the shadowy world of pre-war espionage with Above Suspicion, Helen MacInnes’s taut 1941 thriller, here in its dog-eared 1980 Fontana paperback edition — pages slightly yellowed, spine unapologetically creased, but still clinging proudly to its Cold War charm. Before Bond and Bourne, there was Richard and Frances Myles: a respectable Oxford couple sent on a "harmless" pre-war errand into Nazi Germany that quickly unravels into danger, double agents, and whispered secrets behind café doors. If you like your thrillers with actual thrills (and the occasional damp umbrella), this one still delivers, even if it smells faintly of someone’s attic. Classic suspense from a time when passports were handwritten and danger wore a monocle. Brought to you by Crappy Old Books — your source for well-loved paperbacks and mild existential dread. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3852/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/above-suspicion-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006153894 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3851 Big Town by Doug J Swanson Big Town (1995) by Doug J. Swanson – Warner Books Meet Jack Flippo — ex-lawyer, part-time sleuth, full-time magnet for chaos. In Big Town, Flippo stumbles through the sweaty, sleazy underbelly of Dallas, trying to outwit thugs, ex-wives, wannabe country stars, and his own terrible judgment. It’s noir with a Texas twang — think Elmore Leonard after too much Lone Star beer. Doug J. Swanson slings one-liners and body blows with equal flair in this forgotten gem of 1990s crime fiction. It’s gritty, grimy, and just a little too real — kind of like your uncle’s recliner. From the fine folks at Warner Books and now offered to you by Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in the gloriously used, vaguely warped, and criminally underappreciated. May contain yellowing pages, questionable decisions, and literary greatness in disguise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3851/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/big-town-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780751512472 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3849 Terms of Endearment by Larry McMurtry Terms of Endearment (1989) by Larry McMurtry – Simon and Schuster Sold by Crappy Old Books A biting, brilliant slice of suburban dysfunction wrapped in warmth and wit, Terms of Endearment by Pulitzer Prize-winner Larry McMurtry delivers a deeply human story about love, loss, and the maddening complexities of family. First published in 1975 and reissued in this 1989 Simon & Schuster edition, the novel introduces readers to Aurora Greenway, a sharp-tongued Houston matriarch navigating life, romance, and her strained bond with her daughter Emma. McMurtry’s knack for dialogue and emotional depth shines through every page, making this bittersweet saga as unforgettable as its iconic film adaptation. This copy from Crappy Old Books may be sun-faded, dog-eared, and smell faintly of the ’80s—but hey, Aurora wouldn’t have it any other way. A perfect read for fans of dysfunctional families, stubborn women, and gloriously messy love. Good strong clean condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3849/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/terms-of-endearment-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9780671682088 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3848 The Great Short Novels of Henry James by Henry James The Great Short Novels of Henry James (1989, Robinson Publishing) Sold by Crappy Old Books – because greatness deserves a secondhand sticker. Crack open this well-worn gem and dive headfirst into the elegantly tangled world of Henry James, the master of psychological nuance and eyebrow-raising social commentary. This 1989 Robinson Publishing edition collects some of his finest short novels—stories that are neither short nor exactly breezy, but undeniably brilliant. Inside, you’ll find tales of obsession, class, art, and that timeless Jamesian pastime: saying a lot without saying much (but somehow still saying everything). Whether you’re a die-hard fan of his densely layered prose or just pretending to impress someone at a book club, The Great Short Novels of Henry James is a dignified way to feel intellectually smug for under a tenner. Scuffed corners? Probably. Literary genius? Absolutely. Good sound condition except that the spine has faded due to being left exposed to something like light for a considerable perio.d Looks like of neat really, like it was meant to be like that. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3848/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-great-short-novels-of-henry-james-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robinson Publishing 9781854870261 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3847 W Somerset Maugham - Collected Short Stories 4 by W Somerset Maugham W. Somerset Maugham – Collected Short Stories: Volume 4 (1972, Penguin Books) Offered with affection by Crappy Old Books In this final volume of Maugham’s Collected Short Stories, the master storyteller once again demonstrates why his keen eye for human folly and elegant, unadorned prose have stood the test of time. From tales of quiet betrayal to exotic misadventures, Maugham crafts characters who stumble through life’s ironies with grace, grit, or—more often—regret. This 1972 Penguin edition is a must-have for anyone who appreciates biting wit served with a gin and tonic on the verandah. A bit creased, a bit yellowed—like all the best things in life. Crappy Old Books guarantees it smells faintly of libraries, cigarettes, and questionable decisions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3847/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/w-somerset-maugham-collected-short-stoies-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140018745 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3846 Death in Venice and Seven other Stories by Thomas Mann Death in Venice and Seven Other Stories by Thomas Mann (1960 Vintage Books Edition) Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the deep end of existential dread, forbidden longing, and the slow, elegant collapse of the soul. In Death in Venice, Thomas Mann crafts a haunting tale of obsession and decay that remains eerily relevant. This 1960 Vintage Books paperback includes seven additional stories where Mann does what he does best—blend psychological insight, myth, and melancholy into unsettling literary perfection. Sure, this copy has seen better days—maybe like its main characters—but the spine still holds (mostly), and the pages still whisper greatness. A must-read for fans of modernist angst, fading bookmarks, and the smell of old paper. Condition: Gloriously worn. Smudged with history. Ready for one more read before it disintegrates. Not sure of the year as there is none detailed, but most people state 1954, but others 1963. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3846/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-in-venice-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3845 The Phoenix Tree by Satoko Kizaki The Phoenix Tree (1993) – Satoko Kizaki Publisher: Kodansha International Sold with mild regret by: Crappy Old Books A quiet storm of grief, resilience, and unsettling beauty, The Phoenix Tree follows a young Japanese woman as she returns to rural Japan after the death of her husband—only to confront old wounds, spiritual reckonings, and a society that doesn’t quite know what to do with widows who refuse to quietly disappear. Kizaki’s prose is spare but haunting, like tea slowly cooling on a lacquered tray. This 1993 English translation (thanks, Kodansha!) brings Satoko Kizaki’s subtle, emotionally charged storytelling to an audience that probably didn’t appreciate it enough at the time. Expect Buddhist undertones, unresolved tensions, and the kind of inner life that makes you stare out windows for hours afterward. A gently foxed copy with the faint aroma of lost ambition and secondhand incense. Probably not for the beach. Definitely for the soul. This copy has a few bits of text highlighted in orange, but it looks like their highlighter was stolen after page 43 and they were reduced to underlingin in pencil but it sort of peters out about page 120 with one last effort around page 147 and then its pretty much free of underlining, so you’ll have to do that yourself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3845/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-phoenix-tree-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kodansha International 9784770017901 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3844 The Big Book of Gardening by Charles Boff The Big Book of Gardening (1964) by Charles Boff – Odhams Books From Crappy Old Books – because plants aren’t the only things that grow with age. A true horticultural heavyweight, The Big Book of Gardening by Charles Boff is 1960s gardening enthusiasm in hardback form. Packed with practical advice, hand-drawn diagrams, and charmingly outdated tips (ever buried rhubarb under a bucket for moral reasons?), this book is part instruction manual, part time capsule. Whether you’re cultivating cabbages or trying to remember what compost used to be made of, Boff has you covered—possibly in peat. Our copy has seen some weather—foxing on the pages, a faded spine, and the unmistakable whiff of shed—but it’s still blooming with knowledge. Crappy Old Books – Weeds, wisdom, and well-worn wonders. Fine condition, not far from being near new. Hardback with clean dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3844/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-big-book-of-gardening-jul-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Odhams Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3843 Evaluation In Environmental Planning by Donald M McAllister Evaluation in Environmental Planning (1980) by Donald M. McAllister – MIT Press From Crappy Old Books – for when you want insight and the musty whiff of academic doom. Long before “sustainability” became a corporate buzzword, Donald M. McAllister was quietly laying out a rigorous, methodical approach to weighing environmental decisions in all their messy complexity. Evaluation in Environmental Planning (1980) is a serious work for serious people—packed with models, matrices, and enough rational analysis to make your brain ache (in a good way). It’s the kind of book planners, policy wonks, and eco-warriors once passed around like contraband. Our copy? It’s seen a few rainclouds and probably lived in a filing cabinet next to an empty box of Letraset sheets. But the content? As relevant as ever—especially if you’re into land use, ethics, or just need something heavy to flatten an unruly EIA report. Crappy Old Books – Because knowledge ages better than the paper it’s printed on. this book is like new and has been kept in a plastic outer cover since bought. However, it is possible that it was not shelved correctly as the front and back covers now have a slight spray to them, but that could be resolved by subsequent proper shelving, ie when all books meet the back of the shelf, and they are not stored flush along the spines. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3843/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/evaluation-in-environmental-planning-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MIT 9780262131469 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3842 The Modern Soviet Navy by Norman Polmar The Modern Soviet Navy (1979) by Norman Polmar – Arms and Armour Press From Crappy Old Books – because Cold War paperbacks never die, they just yellow at the edges. Norman Polmar’s The Modern Soviet Navy is a Cold War classic—part naval encyclopaedia, part geopolitical anxiety manual. Published in 1979, it’s packed with grainy photos, technical specs, and a healthy dose of Western unease about what the Kremlin might be floating beneath the waves. From guided missile cruisers to nuclear subs with names you can’t pronounce, this is the definitive snapshot of a fleet built to intimidate NATO and confuse NATO analysts. Our copy has that Cold War musk and probably spent the ’80s on a shelf next to a shortwave radio and a bottle of scotch. Slightly dog-eared, possibly redacted by time. Crappy Old Books – We ship in peace, but we read like it’s DEFCON 2. This book is virtually as new. I have rated it fine to be safe, but it is essentially as new. I cant find a single blemish other than a possible stress mark on the front cover at the top, but even that might be the light. Its hard bacl woth perfect dust jacket that is in an out plastic protective sleeve. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3842/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-modern-soviet-navy-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arms and Armour Press 9780853683438 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3841 Optical Illusions and the Visual Arts by Ronald G Carraher and Jacueline B Thurston Optical Illusions and the Visual Arts (1966) by Ronald G. Carraher & Jacqueline B. Thurston – Reinhold / Studio Vista Brought to you by Crappy Old Books – where perception is optional and condition is negotiable. A trippy tour through the shifting sands of sight, Optical Illusions and the Visual Arts (1966) is a heady blend of psychology, perceptual science, and avant-garde creativity. Carraher and Thurston explore how the eye can be fooled, the mind can be bent, and the artist can exploit both in pursuit of beauty—or bafflement. Perfect for fans of M.C. Escher, op art, or anyone who’s stared too long at a magic eye poster and started questioning reality. Our copy? Slightly warped (like the illustrations), a bit musty (like the 60s), but still bursting with weird, wonderful diagrams and enough visual trickery to leave you squinting. Crappy Old Books – Because not everything has to be in focus. This book is virtually as new. It has been very well taken care of and has an additional plast sleeve over the dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3841/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/optical-illusions-and-the-visual-arts-jul-1015.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Reinhold Studio Vista no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3840 Victorian Inventions by Leonard de Vries Victorian Inventions (1971) by Leonard de Vries – John Murray Offered by Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking the dusty future of the past. Step right up to the marvels of the Victorian age! Leonard de Vries’ Victorian Inventions is a gloriously eccentric scrapbook of gadgets, gizmos, and glorified contraptions from the age of steam, moustache wax, and wildly optimistic engineering. From spring-loaded burglar traps to early versions of the vacuum cleaner (terrifying), this 1971 gem gathers real patents, drawings, and oddities that prove the Victorians were either ingenious or completely unhinged. This copy? Slightly foxed, mildly warped, and definitely handled by someone who once believed they could reinvent the umbrella. A perfect read for inventors, nostalgists, and fans of good old-fashioned British absurdity. Crappy Old Books – Unearthing yesterday’s big ideas, one curling paperback at a time. Near new condition. Hardback with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3840/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/victorian-inventions-jul-2025.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray 9780719523212 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3837 LArt 1900 by Maurice Rheims L’Art 1900 (1965) by Maurice Rheims – Arts et Métiers Graphiques Unearthed by Crappy Old Books – where dust is a design feature. A lavish celebration of Art Nouveau in all its swirling, botanical, high-drama glory, L’Art 1900 is Maurice Rheims’ richly illustrated homage to a movement that made furniture curl, posters bloom, and architecture dream. First published in 1965 by Arts et Métiers Graphiques, this is mid-century French art publishing at its most indulgent — opulent layouts, serious scholarship, and the faint whiff of Gitanes. Our copy? Think faded grandeur: scuffed edges, maybe a wobble in the binding, and a few foxing freckles to give it that authentic “library of a Parisian eccentric” feel. Crappy Old Books – Where beauty is in the battered eye of the beholder. This is in French. It has a plastic protective jacket, but it has torn across the front cover. However, it doesn’t effect the book in any way as it is not part of the book and was put on by the previous owner. You can either leave it on and protect the remainder of the book, take it off and have the book as it should be or replace it, etc. Incredible volume in great condition. Very heavy, so hopefully you will buy from the UK. We might contact if postage is extreme. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3837/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lart-1900-jul-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arts et Metiers Graphiques no GB Standard 8.50 GBP COB-3836 The Road Ahead by Christabel Bielenberg The Road Ahead (1993) by Christabel Bielenberg – Corgi Books Offered by Crappy Old Books – because history should come with coffee rings and creased corners. In The Road Ahead, Christabel Bielenberg—best known for her wartime memoir The Past is Myself—continues her extraordinary story with quiet strength and piercing clarity. Picking up in postwar Germany, she reflects on survival, rebuilding, and the complex moral landscape of a country emerging from darkness. It’s not just a personal journey—it’s a meditation on guilt, resilience, and the price of conscience. This Corgi paperback? She’s been places. Lightly battered, modestly foxed, and prone to opening at the juiciest bits. But still entirely readable—and unmistakably real. Crappy Old Books – Serving battered brilliance since before the internet ruined everything. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3836/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-road-ahead-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552771122 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3835 The Good Girls - An Ordinary Killing by Sinia Faleiro The Good Girls – An Ordinary Killing (2021) by Sonia Faleiro – Bloomsbury (Proof Copy) From Crappy Old Books – proud purveyors of scribbled-on scandal. Part true crime, part social documentary, The Good Girls tells the haunting story of two teenage girls found hanging from a tree in rural India — and the storm of secrecy, suspicion, and systemic injustice that followed. With unflinching detail and lyrical insight, Sonia Faleiro exposes not just what happened, but why it keeps happening. This is a proof copy, which means it’s technically not for resale, but that never stopped us. It comes with marginalia, underlining, and the occasional frustrated question mark, possibly from a former reviewer, a bored intern, or someone who just really cares about justice. Crappy Old Books – Where every copy has a past, and occasionally, an opinion. Proof copy with ISBN that doesn’t match the main books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3835/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-good-girls-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9781526633019 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3833 Alpha Dogs - How Political Spin Became a Global Business by James Harding Alpha Dogs – How Political Spin Became a Global Business (2008) by James Harding – Atlantic Books Brought to you by Crappy Old Books – where we judge books by their coffee rings. Before algorithms and AI consultants, there were the alpha dogs—the slick strategists who turned political spin into a billion-dollar export. In this sharp and revealing 2008 exposé, James Harding lifts the curtain on the rise of professional campaign consultants, charting their journey from smoky back rooms to global boardrooms. From Washington to Westminster and beyond, it’s a tale of messaging, manipulation, and media management on a grand scale. Our copy? Slightly dog-eared, possibly chewed (we’re not ruling out an actual dog), but still packed with bite. Crappy Old Books – Because the truth doesn’t need a dust jacket. Condition as new. Hardback with paper dust jacket in immacualte condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3833/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alpha-dogs-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Atlantic Books 9781843548171 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3832 The Savage Frontier by DS Richards The Savage Frontier (2003) by D.S. Richards – Macmillan Offered by Crappy Old Books – We sell the battered truth. Step into the turbulent borderlands where empire, tribalism, and ambition collide. In The Savage Frontier, D.S. Richards offers a meticulous and gripping account of the north-west frontier of British India — a place where diplomacy failed, rifles talked, and nothing was ever truly pacified. Published in 2003, this is no nostalgic imperial romp; it’s a sober, clear-eyed look at the geopolitical chaos and human cost of colonial entanglements. Our copy? Possibly used as a field manual. Expect dog-eared pages, cryptic pencil marks, and that unmistakable smell of bookshelf neglect. Crappy Old Books – For readers who prefer their history rough around the edges. Near new condition, but has a few dings in the back cover, nothing substantial, just like it impacted with something small that left a few marks about 1cm in radius. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3832/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-savage-frontier-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780330420525 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3831 The Stone Age Hunters by Grahame Clark The Stone Age Hunters (1967) by Grahame Clark – Thames and Hudson Unearthed by Crappy Old Books – dusty, dog-eared, and dangerously informative. Step back into a time before cities, before writing, before central heating – when humanity survived by wit, flint, and the occasional well-aimed spear. In The Stone Age Hunters, renowned archaeologist Grahame Clark explores the lives, tools, and rituals of our Palaeolithic ancestors with the authority of a man who’s spent far too much time in muddy trenches and cold caves. Originally published in 1967 and brimming with maps, diagrams, and black-and-white photos that somehow make mammoth hunting look academic, this is prehistoric scholarship with proper weight. Literally—it’s quite a chunky paperback. Our copy? A bit battered, pages yellowed like ancient bone, but still intact – just like the hunter-gatherer spirit. Crappy Old Books – Because civilisation is overrated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3831/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-stone-age-hunters-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3830 The Gospel According To Woman by Karen Armstrong The Gospel According to Woman (1987) by Karen Armstrong – Anchor Books Sold by Crappy Old Books – where feminist theology meets foxed pages and passive-aggressive bookmark stains. Long before she became a global voice on religion and compassion, Karen Armstrong penned this fierce and fascinating critique of how Christianity has treated women across centuries. The Gospel According to Woman explores the lives and legacies of female mystics, saints, and heretics—many of whom were more enlightened than the institutions that tried to silence them. Part historical reclamation, part spiritual rebellion, it’s essential reading for anyone curious about the intersection of faith, feminism, and forgotten voices. Our copy? It’s seen better pews. Expect underlines, dog-ears, and a faint scent of ecclesiastical attic. Crappy Old Books – Come for the content, stay for the character (and the crumbling glue). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3830/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-gospel-according-to-women-jul-2025.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anchor Books 9780385240796 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3829 The Penguin Book of the Renaissance by JH Plumb The Penguin Book of the Renaissance (1964) by J.H. Plumb – Penguin Books Offered by Crappy Old Books – where history lingers in the margins and the glue’s mostly holding. Step into the smoky, candlelit corridors of European brilliance with J.H. Plumb’s The Penguin Book of the Renaissance. First published in 1964, this accessible yet scholarly volume pulls together essays and insights on the art, science, politics, and general swagger of the 14th to 17th centuries. Whether you’re here for the Medici machinations or the birth of humanism, Plumb delivers it with clarity and just a hint of tweedy charm. Our copy? It’s been around the piazza a few times – scuffed cover, foxing in the foreword, and maybe a pressed flower or train ticket tucked inside if you’re lucky. Crappy Old Books – Making the past presentable, just not pristine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3829/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penguin-book-of-the-renaissance-jul-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3828 Early Renaissance by Michael Levey Early Renaissance (1967) by Michael Levey – Pelican Original From Crappy Old Books – where the margins are foxed and so are the facts. Michael Levey’s Early Renaissance is a brisk, brilliant tour through the art, ideas, and innovations of 14th and 15th century Italy—back when Florence was on fire with genius and nobody had yet invented Instagram filters. First published in 1967 as part of the Pelican Originals series, this slim volume brings clarity, charm, and a bit of British understatement to the revolution that gave us Giotto, Masaccio, and the occasional naked cherub. Our copy? Slightly battered, possibly read in the bath, and proudly bearing the bruises of having lived through the swinging ’60s. A must for armchair art historians and anyone who wants to feel smug at the Uffizi. Crappy Old Books – Art history never ages well. Luckily, we do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3828/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/early-renaissance-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3827 9-11 Revealed - Challenging the Facts Behind the War on Terror by Ian Henshall and Rowland Morgan 9/11 Revealed – Challenging the Facts Behind the War on Terror (2005) by Ian Henshall and Rowland Morgan – Robinson Sold by Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking the controversial, the conspiratorial, and the coffee-stained. Published in 2005, when the smoke hadn’t long cleared and the questions were still getting louder, 9/11 Revealed dives headfirst into the inconsistencies, intelligence failures, and uncomfortable gaps in the official story of September 11th. Henshall and Morgan lay out a calm but persistent challenge to the mainstream narrative, examining everything from NORAD to WTC7 with journalistic scrutiny and a healthy dose of suspicion. Our copy? Let’s say it’s aged like a paperback left on a dashboard since the Bush years — curled corners, foxed pages, and just enough wear to make you feel like a seasoned investigator. Crappy Old Books – Unearthing the books they’d rather you didn’t read, one dog-eared page at a time. Near new copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3827/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/9-11-revealed-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robinson 9781845291402 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3826 A Journey From St Petersburg to Peking by John Bell A Journey from St Petersburg to Peking (1965) by John Bell – Edinburgh University Press Offered by Crappy Old Books – where timeworn travelogues meet timeworn paper. Originally penned in the 18th century by Scottish diplomat and adventurer John Bell, and revived in this crisp (well, formerly crisp) 1965 Edinburgh University Press edition, A Journey from St Petersburg to Peking charts Bell’s remarkable trek across Tsarist Russia, Siberia, and into imperial China. Expect snow, politics, camels, and cultural encounters galore—all told in that stoic, slightly bewildered tone only a Glaswegian in a fur hat can truly deliver. Our copy? Lovingly battered. Faded cover, foxed pages, a hint of pipe smoke, and possibly a pressed insect from Outer Mongolia. Crappy Old Books – For readers who like their history with the dust still on it. This is a near new copy with its dust jacket in a protective plastic sleeve. Near perfect condition, with just a slight buckling of the back cover, only noticable because the book as a whole is so pristine. The mark on the front cover to bottom right is on the plastic sleeve and might wash off with some effort and maybe a cleaning fluid of some sort. The mark to the bottom left is actually the cloth book beneath the dust jacket. This book is exceptionally preserved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3826/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-journey-from-st-petersburg-to-peking-jul-2025.jpg 53.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edinburgh University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3825 The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan The Thirty-Nine Steps (1993) by John Buchan – Oxford University Press Offered by Crappy Old Books – adventure that’s dog-eared, not dead. John Buchan’s classic spy thriller gets the respectable Oxford treatment in this 1993 reprint – but don’t worry, our copy’s too battered to feel posh. The Thirty-Nine Steps is the original man-on-the-run story: Richard Hannay, bored stiff in Edwardian London, suddenly finds himself accused of murder and tangled in a conspiracy that threatens national security. Fast-paced, stiff-upper-lipped, and full of train-hopping, coded messages, and pre-WWI paranoia. This edition may once have looked scholarly, but now it’s more “left at a bus stop in 1997.” Slight foxing, cracked binding, and a cover that’s seen things – just how we like it. Crappy Old Books – Literature that’s lived a little. Virtually as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3825/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-thirty-nine-steps-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192829917 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3824 Further Mathematical Diversions by Martin Gardner Further Mathematical Diversions (1977) by Martin Gardner – Pelican Books From Crappy Old Books – where every page is an equation in entropy. Step once more into the wonderfully wonky world of Martin Gardner, the undisputed wizard of recreational mathematics. Further Mathematical Diversions (1977) continues his legendary series of brain-bending puzzles, paradoxes, and mathematical marvels originally featured in Scientific American. From flexagons to Fibonacci, from the Mobius strip to magic squares, Gardner turns abstract theory into page-turning fun — assuming you like your fun with graphs, logic, and occasional existential dread. This Pelican paperback has been around the block: the cover’s been scuffed by time, the pages are the color of weak tea, and someone named Dave has solved half the puzzles in pencil (sometimes correctly). Crappy Old Books – Keeping math weird and dog-eared since forever. Condition almost as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3824/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/further-mathematical-diversions-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140219968 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3823 The Common Muse by V de Sola Pinto and AE Rodway The Common Muse (1965) by V. de Sola Pinto and A.E. Rodway – Penguin Books Sold with pride (and dust) by Crappy Old Books – where even the bawdy gets battered. Step aside Shakespeare—The Common Muse is where the real voices of the people sing, swear, and occasionally stagger. This brilliant 1965 Penguin anthology compiles the anonymous (and often filthy) verses of the 18th and 19th centuries: street ballads, pub songs, political doggerel, and risqué rhymes too rude for polite society. Compiled by de Sola Pinto and Rodway with scholarly glee and a wink, it’s a riotous celebration of poetry from the gutter up. Our copy? Slightly warped, smells faintly of pipe smoke, and contains more cultural value than most brand-new paperbacks ever will. Crappy Old Books – Because literature’s a lot more fun when it’s a little bit grubby. Nice crisp condition although cover maybe a bit faded. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3823/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-common-muse-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3822 The Wise Man from the West by Vincent Cronin The Wise Man from the West (1956) by Vincent Cronin – Readers Union Edition Offered by Crappy Old Books – specialists in shelf-worn splendour. In The Wise Man from the West, Vincent Cronin tells the remarkable true story of Matteo Ricci, the 16th-century Jesuit priest who journeyed to Ming Dynasty China and managed the near-impossible: making Confucian scholars sit up and listen. With elegance and narrative flair, Cronin explores Ricci’s mission of cultural diplomacy, scientific exchange, and spiritual persistence in a world suspicious of outsiders. This 1956 Readers Union edition has all the vintage charm you’d expect—dusty jacket, foxed pages, and that lovely old-book aroma of cellulose decay and forgotten empires. Crappy Old Books – Where even the wise men come a little scuffed. Hardback with dust jacket. The dust jacket has had a protective plastic coating making it suitable for reading under water. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3822/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wise-man-from-the-est-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Readers Union no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3821 So Disdained by neville Shute So Disdained (1952) by Nevil Shute – William Heinemann Offered by Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking paperbacks older than your nan’s kitchen curtains. Set in the jittery aftermath of World War I, Nevil Shute’s So Disdained is a gripping tale of espionage, loyalty, and the moral murk of early 20th-century Europe. When a disillusioned RAF officer stumbles upon a downed comrade now working for the Soviets, the lines between betrayal and duty blur in classic Shute fashion. Think stiff upper lips, ideological tension, and a plot that moves like a Spitfire on a deadline. Our 1952 William Heinemann edition has definitely seen better days — the cover’s faded, the pages are foxed, and it smells like it’s been in hiding since the Cold War. But it’s all there, just as Shute intended: earnest, tense, and deeply British. Crappy Old Books – For readers who like their fiction Cold War-era and their pages slightly toasted. Hardback with dust jacket that has been plastic coated to preserve it. Pages moderately yellowed in line with its age. Binding strong and overall condition good. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3821/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/so-disdained-jul-2025.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3820 Healing Power of Herbal Teas - A Guide to Growing, Preparing and Using Herbs for Alleviating Minor Ailments by Ceres Healing Power of Herbal Teas (1984) by Ceres – Thorsons Sold by Crappy Old Books – brewed slowly, served dog-eared. Long before Instagram made chamomile trendy, Healing Power of Herbal Teas was quietly steeping in the background, offering practical, earthy wisdom for the herbally inclined. Written by the mysterious "Ceres" (no surname, very on-brand), this 1984 Thorsons guide covers how to grow, prepare, and use herbal teas to soothe your minor ills – from sore throats to stress, and everything in between. Expect charming line drawings, some slightly witchy vibes, and recipes that might just work. Our copy? Slightly stained (possibly by peppermint), with a spine that’s survived more than one teapot splash. Crappy Old Books – Reviving forgotten brews, one crumpled page at a time. Ex-library book from Croydon Public Libraries. Was taken out 19 times between June 1985 and December 1987. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3820/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-healing-power-of-herbal-teas-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thorsons 9780722508855 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3819 Social Administration and The Citizen by Kathleen M Slack Social Administration and the Citizen (1966) by Kathleen M. Slack – Michael Joseph Sold with begrudging pride by Crappy Old Books – making bureaucracy sexy since never. Kathleen M. Slack’s Social Administration and the Citizen is a crisply argued, quietly radical look at how post-war Britain tried to stitch together a welfare state without dropping too many stitches. Published in 1966, it explores the tangled relationships between public services, government institutions, and the people they’re meant to serve—or pacify. Ideal for fans of civic responsibility, dusty lecture halls, or anyone who enjoys charts about council services, this is mid-century social policy in all its sober glory. Our copy? Slightly foxed, mildly annotated, and carrying the ghost of a thousand committee meetings. Crappy Old Books – Because someone has to care about public housing manuals from the sixties. Hardbak with dust jacket. Clean and strong binding but wear signs of wear. Has a couple of pages with sentences underlined, but I only saw 2-3, not many. Page quality generally very good. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3819/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/social-administration-and-the-citizen-jul-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3818 Taverns in Town by Michael Roulstone and Alan Roulstone Taverns in Town (1973) by Michael Roulstone and Alan Roulstone – Balfour & Travellers Rest Sold with minimal dignity by Crappy Old Books – where heritage meets half a pint of mildew. Taverns in Town is a boozy, brick-and-beamed love letter to the public houses of yesteryear. The Roulstone brothers stagger through the history, folklore, and fading signage of Britain’s traditional inns—those smoky, storied places where deals were struck, revolutions whispered, and many a local forgot what day it was. Published in 1973, it’s part guidebook, part historical rummage, and 100% steeped in warm ale and nostalgia. Our copy? It’s had a few rounds. The cover’s curling like a pub mat, there’s a suspicious stain near page 47, and the previous owner clearly enjoyed a Guinness with his reading. But the charm is intact—and so is the smell of woodsmoke and pipe tobacco (probably). Crappy Old Books – Where the past comes slightly warped and faintly damp. Nice clean harback with good dust jacket and great illustrations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3818/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/taverns-in-town-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Balfour and Travellers Rest 9780859440011 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3817 Breakthrough Spanish by Sandra Truscott Breakthrough Spanish (1998) by Sandra Truscott – Macmillan Proudly flogged by Crappy Old Books – your one-stop shop for yesterday’s language ambitions. Back when learning Spanish meant popping in a cassette and clutching a phrasebook like your life depended on it, Breakthrough Spanish was the go-to guide for brave beginners and optimistic holidaymakers. Sandra Truscott’s 1998 edition is packed with bite-sized grammar, practical dialogues, and the kind of expressions you’d need in a Spanish café, bus station, or mildly awkward social encounter. Our copy? It’s seen some things. The cover’s sun-faded, the pages are dog-eared, and someone’s underlined “¿Dónde está el baño?” with genuine urgency. Crappy Old Books – because language may evolve, but dogeared desperation is forever. Ex-library book from croydon Libraries with plastic protective cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3817/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/breakthrough-spanish-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333719176 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3815 Eating Naturally - Recipes for Food with Fibre by Maggie Black and Pat Howard Eating Naturally – Recipes for Food with Fibre (1980) by Maggie Black and Pat Howard – Faber and Faber Sold by Crappy Old Books – home of the pre-quinoa health kick. Long before oat milk and gut flora hit the mainstream, Maggie Black and Pat Howard were on a mission to rescue roughage from the culinary scrapheap. Eating Naturally is a 1980s celebration of fibre-rich food, packed with practical, hearty, occasionally beige recipes that scream “healthy living” with a side of lentils. This Faber and Faber edition comes complete with retro charm, slightly faded pages, and maybe a faint whiff of old porridge. Whether you’re here for digestive enlightenment or just enjoy a good nut loaf, this book is the high-fibre throwback you didn’t know you needed. Crappy Old Books – Serving up yesterday’s roughage, today. Well worn ex-library copy. Worn the natural way through time. Was borrowed 25 times from Croydon Libraries between May 1985 and February 1989. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3815/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eating-naturally-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571116034 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3814 True North - African Roads Less Travelled by Hamilton Wende True North – African Roads Less Travelled (1995) by Hamilton Wende – William Waterman Publications From Crappy Old Books – where literary mileage beats physical condition. Part travelogue, part political dispatch, True North is Hamilton Wende’s gritty, ground-level account of journeying through the fractured landscapes of 1990s Africa. From war-torn borders to remote villages, Wende bypasses the tourist trails to capture the continent in its rawest, most unfiltered form. It’s a story of survival, resilience, and the blurred lines between journalist, traveller, and witness. Published in 1995 by William Waterman Publications, this edition has done some travelling of its own. Dog-eared, scuffed, and possibly still carrying the dust of a long-forgotten rucksack. Crappy Old Books – For readers who know that stories, like maps, are better when a bit worn. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3814/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/true-north-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Waterman Publications 9781874959243 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3812 Better Tennis by Cornel Lumiere Better Tennis (1963) by Cornel Lumiere – Eyre & Spottiswoode Served up by Crappy Old Books – because good advice never ages, even if the paper does. Step aside, YouTube coaches and AI swing analyzers—Cornel Lumiere was teaching topspin before it was trendy. Better Tennis (1963) is a charmingly earnest, no-nonsense guide to improving your game, packed with black-and-white diagrams, vintage wisdom, and a distinct whiff of lawn sweat and Brylcreem. Whether you’re mastering your backhand or just trying not to trip over the baseline, Lumiere’s advice remains surprisingly relevant—if you squint past the 60s lingo. Our copy has seen more rain delays than Centre Court in April. Expect creases, foxing, and possibly a rogue press cutting tucked inside. Crappy Old Books – Where second serve books get a second chance. Hardback with glossy dust jacket all in nice condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3812/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/better-tennis-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eyre and Spottiswoode no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3811 Pictures From A Brewery by Asher Barash Pictures From a Brewery (1971) by Asher Barash – Massada Press From Crappy Old Books – where books go stale slower than lager. A curious, hazy brew of fiction, memory, and social observation, Pictures From a Brewery by Asher Barash is one of those quietly strange books that defies easy classification. Originally published by Massada Press in 1971, it offers a series of richly textured vignettes — part nostalgic dream, part gritty realism — set against the backdrop of a brewery that’s more than just a place of work; it’s a vessel of culture, community, and quiet despair. Our copy smells faintly of damp cardboard and lost ambition. Binding’s intact (just), cover’s seen better decades, but the pages are still full of froth and feeling. Crappy Old Books – We sell the sediment at the bottom of the literary barrel... and it tastes better than you’d expect. Good hardback copy with dust jacket. However, the dust jacket has snagged a bit at the back from where it has been stored whilst not quite on properly, but its minor and there are no major tears. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3811/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pictures-from-a-brewery-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Massada Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3810 The South Wales Borderers by Brian Horrocks The South Wales Borderers (1968) by Brian Horrocks – Hamish Hamilton Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – fighting the good fight against pristine condition since forever. Field Marshal Sir Brian Horrocks takes you on a crisp, no-nonsense march through the stirring history of the South Wales Borderers—one of Britain’s most decorated regiments. From Rorke’s Drift to the trenches of WWI and beyond, this 1968 edition is part regimental history, part patriotic page-turner, and all stiff upper lip. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s seen more action than a recruiting office leaflet. Expect scuffed corners, a name scribbled inside the front cover, and maybe a faint smell of pipe tobacco. Crappy Old Books – Because sometimes glory comes wrapped in yellowed pages and foxing. Hardback with dust jacket, nice clean copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3810/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-south-wales-borderers-jul-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish Hamilton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3809 Edward VIII by Frances Donaldson Edward VIII (1976) by Frances Donaldson – Omega Books Sold by Crappy Old Books – where abdicated paperbacks find their second reign. Frances Donaldson’s Edward VIII isn’t your standard royal puff piece. First published in the turbulent post-Watergate era (which feels oddly fitting), this sharp and surprisingly candid biography peels back the velvet curtain on the king who gave up the crown for love — and stumbled into controversy, exile, and a deeply awkward dinner party circuit. Donaldson mixes political insight with personal gossip in a way that makes constitutional crisis feel almost fun. Our copy? A bit dog-eared, a touch yellowed, and likely once belonged to someone who smoked while reading in the bath. In other words: perfectly seasoned. Crappy Old Books – Because monarchy fades, but paperback pages just get more brittle. Well used copy, but stil in good shape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3809/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/edward-viii-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Omega 9780860077350 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3808 Making Peace With Partition by Radha Kumar Making Peace With Partition (2005) by Radha Kumar – Penguin Books Available from Crappy Old Books – because history doesn’t get yellowed and dog-eared for nothing. In Making Peace With Partition, Radha Kumar takes on one of the most painful legacies of South Asia with clarity, compassion, and a hard stare at the politics of division. Published in 2005 by Penguin Books, this slim but potent volume examines the human cost of Partition and the ongoing struggle for reconciliation between India and Pakistan. Kumar blends history, diplomacy, and a hopeful—if sobering—look at what peace might actually take. Our copy has seen some things. The cover’s a little battered, and someone may have underlined "secular democracy" with passionate pen strokes. But the spine still holds, and the ideas still hit. Crappy Old Books – Selling yesterday’s difficult truths, slightly foxed. This copy has notes in the back and a small amount of marginalia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3808/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/making-peace-with-partition-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780143033493 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3806 Death Warmed Up and Death Beside the Seaside by Marion Babson Death Warmed Up & Death Beside the Seaside (1994) by Marion Babson – Diamond Crime Offered by Crappy Old Books – two mysteries for the price of one coffee-stained paperback. Marion Babson delivers double the murder and mayhem in this delightfully deadly duo from 1994. In Death Warmed Up, a gourmet cat gets caught in a culinary whodunit where the kitchen’s hotter than hell and the corpses are cooling fast. Then it’s off to the coast in Death Beside the Seaside, where a supposed relaxing retreat quickly turns into a seaside slaughter. Expect cozy crime with claws, camp, and corpses—perfect for anyone who thinks murder should come with a touch of British eccentricity and a decent pot of tea. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s seen some things. A little curled, a little yellowed, and possibly dropped in a bath... but still more alive than most of the characters. Crappy Old Books – Because dead bodies are fine, but bent corners? Unforgivable. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3806/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-warmed-up-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Diamond Crime 9780261662964 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3804 Mongolia by Robert Storey Mongolia (1996) by Robert Storey – Lonely Planet Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – your gateway to the out-of-date and oddly specific. Strap in for a bumpy ride across the windswept steppes of 1990s Mongolia with Robert Storey’s well-thumbed guide to a land of nomads, yaks, and Soviet leftovers. Published by Lonely Planet in 1996, this book captures a Mongolia that was still shaking off communism and only just starting to welcome tourists with dusty border stamps and baffled stares. Inside you’ll find essential travel advice like where to buy dried mutton, how to survive a long-haul bus ride across nothingness, and which embassy might help when it all goes wrong. Be warned: none of the phone numbers work anymore, but the spirit of adventure is gloriously intact. This copy? Weathered, warped, and possibly grazed by a goat. But it still smells faintly of saddle leather and regret. Crappy Old Books – For travellers who think GPS ruins everything. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3804/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mongolia-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lonely Planet 9780864421807 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3803 Literary Landscapes of the British Isles: A Narrative Atlas by David Daiches and John Flower Literary Landscapes of the British Isles: A Narrative Atlas (1979) by David Daiches & John Flower – Paddington Press Sold by Crappy Old Books – where every page turn might release a puff of history (or dust). Part map, part literary pilgrimage, Literary Landscapes of the British Isles is a sumptuous journey through the towns, hills, moors, and manors that shaped some of Britain’s greatest writers. From Wordsworth’s Lakes to Joyce’s Dublin and Hardy’s Wessex, Daiches and Flower chart the intertwining of geography and imagination with beautifully illustrated maps, literary excerpts, and a scholarly enthusiasm that’s as comforting as a warm pint in a rainy pub. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s been around a few rainy pubs itself. Worn cover, foxed pages, and a faint whiff of bookshelf. But all the words are still there—and that’s what counts. Crappy Old Books – Because new books don’t know where they’ve been. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3803/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/literary-landscapes-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paddington Press 9780709201502 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3802 Kashrut, Caste & Kabbalah - The Religious Life of the Jews of Cochin by Nathan Katz and Ellen S Goldberg Kashrut, Caste & Kabbalah – The Religious Life of the Jews of Cochin (2005) by Nathan Katz and Ellen S. Goldberg – Manohar Offered by Crappy Old Books – where the pages are yellowed, but the insights are evergreen. A fascinating and richly detailed exploration of one of the world’s most unique Jewish communities, Kashrut, Caste & Kabbalah uncovers the layered religious life of the Jews of Cochin, India. Authors Nathan Katz and Ellen Goldberg blend ethnography, theology, and history to reveal how this ancient diaspora navigated kosher laws, caste systems, and mystical traditions—all under the Kerala sun. Originally published by Manohar in 2005, this is academic gold with a touch of coconut oil. Our copy may be sun-faded, slightly curled, and may or may not contain a bonus mystery bookmark from a 2006 seminar. Crappy Old Books – Because some books deserve better than mint condition. A few of the pages towards the back have annotations and underlines to highlight where the important things are. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3802/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kashrut-caste-and-kabbalah-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Manohar 9788173046384 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3801 Cat Sense by John Bradshaw Cat Sense (2014) by John Bradshaw – Penguin Books Purred your way by Crappy Old Books – where even the paperbacks have claws. Ever wondered what your cat really thinks of you? (Spoiler: not much.) In Cat Sense, anthrozoologist John Bradshaw delves into the feline mind with science, wit, and a healthy dose of humility. Drawing on cutting-edge research and millennia of cat-human coexistence, Bradshaw explains why your cat ignores your commands, prefers the box to the toy, and insists on staring into nothing at 3 a.m. This 2014 Penguin paperback has all the charm of a secondhand cat itself—mildly scruffy, possibly judgmental, and definitely been around a few laps. Slight warping? Blame the last owner’s tabby for sitting on it. Crappy Old Books – Because every book deserves a second life, hairballs and all. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3801/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cat-sense-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780241960455 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3800 Ruling Britannia - Failure and Future of British Democracy by Andrew Marr Ruling Britannia – The Failure and Future of British Democracy (1996) by Andrew Marr – Penguin Books From Crappy Old Books – democracy may be broken, and so is the spine on this one. Long before he became the velvet-voiced fixture of political telly, Andrew Marr delivered this sharp, sobering critique of Britain’s democratic machinery. Ruling Britannia (1996) is part political analysis, part insider exposé, and part anxious love letter to a country struggling with its own creaking institutions. Marr examines everything from Parliament and the press to public apathy and constitutional confusion — all with the breezy urgency of someone who knows exactly how fragile the whole thing really is. Our copy? A bit dog-eared, slightly foxed, possibly sneered at by a Lib Dem intern in 1997. But the ideas still sting. Crappy Old Books – Where worn pages meet worn-out optimism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3800/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ruling-britannia-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140245875 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3798 Greek Cooking by Despina Tsakiri Greek Cooking (1994) by Despina Tsakiri – Sotiris Toumbis Lovingly dished up by Crappy Old Books – where even the cookbooks come pre-marinated. If you’ve ever wanted to bring the warmth of a Greek kitchen into your home—complete with olive oil fingerprints and a whiff of oregano—you’re in luck. Despina Tsakiri’s Greek Cooking (1994) is a no-nonsense, hearty celebration of Hellenic home cuisine. Think moussaka without the Michelin pretense and tzatziki that doesn’t care about your breath. Our copy? Well-loved, lightly splattered, and possibly once used as a trivet. The cover may be sun-faded like a Santorini wall, but the recipes inside still shout “yiayia knows best.” Crappy Old Books – Where every stain tells a story. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3798/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/greek-cooking-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sotiris Toumbis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3797 The Believers by Zoe Heller The Believers (2009) by Zoë Heller – Penguin Books Sold by Crappy Old Books – We believe in secondhand. Just not second chances. In The Believers, Zoë Heller (author of Notes on a Scandal) tears into the modern liberal family with biting wit and surgical precision. When radical lawyer Joel Litvinoff collapses, his family is forced to confront long-buried truths, clashing ideologies, and each other’s unbearable personalities. It’s a smart, darkly funny exploration of belief—political, personal, and otherwise. This Penguin paperback has been through a few ideological crises of its own: expect some page-curling, moral ambiguity, and a faint smell of regret (possibly from a previous owner). Still completely readable. Arguably even more so now that the edges are softened. Crappy Old Books – Because fiction this cynical deserves a book this worn. The scan is not very good because the cover is a metalic gold and reflects the light making it look stupid. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3797/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-believers-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141024677 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3796 The Defence of Moscow by Geoffrey Jukes The Defence of Moscow (1969) by Geoffrey Jukes – MacDonald Proudly sold by Crappy Old Books – specialists in the dog-eared and the out-of-print. Geoffrey Jukes’ The Defence of Moscow is a brisk, authoritative account of one of World War II’s most pivotal moments—the Nazi push on the Soviet capital in 1941 and the Red Army’s ferocious stand that turned the tide. Originally published in 1969, this book delivers maps, strategy, and just enough grim frostbite detail to make you reach for a blanket. Jukes doesn’t romanticise—it’s gritty, precise military history with a distinct Cold War lens. Our copy? Slightly musty, faintly heroic, and possibly last opened during the Brezhnev era. A true Cold War classic, with emphasis on the "cold." Crappy Old Books – For readers who like their history battle-scarred. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3796/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-defence-of-moscow-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3795 Japan - The Final Agony by Alvin Cox Japan – The Final Agony (1970) by Alvin Cox – MacDonald Offered by Crappy Old Books – where fading paper meets fading empires. In Japan – The Final Agony, Alvin Cox chronicles the brutal last days of World War II in the Pacific with all the intensity of a war correspondent who’s seen too much and still wants you to see more. Published in 1970, this book examines the collapse of Imperial Japan through military strategy, political miscalculation, and harrowing human cost. It’s part military history, part moral reckoning, and entirely steeped in post-war hindsight. Our copy has survived better than some of the aircraft carriers it describes — just about. Expect brittle pages, yellowing like old newsreel footage, and a cover that’s seen its own share of battles. Crappy Old Books – Because history doesn’t have to be pretty to be important. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3795/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/japan-the-final-agony-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3794 Midway - The Turning Point by AJ barker Midway – The Turning Point (1970) by A.J. Barker – MacDonald From Crappy Old Books – because history shouldn’t smell like fresh ink. A.J. Barker’s Midway – The Turning Point delivers a gritty, no-nonsense account of one of WWII’s most decisive naval battles. First published in 1970, this is war history the way your grandad remembers it—strategic blunders, sheer luck, and steel-nerved aviators going head-to-head in the Pacific. Barker combines analysis with action, peeling back the myths to show how Midway shifted the tide against Japan. This MacDonald edition is as worn as a flight deck under fire—creased cover, yellowed pages, maybe a smell of pipe smoke and old wallpaper. But inside? Still packs a punch like a dive bomber in a power dive. Crappy Old Books – We sell books with scars. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3794/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/midway-the-tyurning-point-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3793 Pleasures and Landscapes by Sybille Bedford Pleasures and Landscapes (2014) by Sybille Bedford – Daunt Books Offered by Crappy Old Books – your one-stop shop for well-travelled books with suspiciously sticky page corners. Sybille Bedford, ever the elegant observer and passport-wielding flâneur, takes us on a vivid tour through Europe in Pleasures and Landscapes — a collection of essays drenched in sunlight, wine, and sharp perception. First reissued by Daunt Books in 2014, this volume captures everything from the dusty charm of southern France to the slow-burn seduction of Italy, with digressions on food, architecture, and life’s finer complications. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s seen a few landscapes of its own. Light foxing, travel-worn edges, and the faint aroma of someone else’s holiday. A bit battered, a bit beautiful — just like the places Bedford writes about. Crappy Old Books – Literary tourism with a broken spine and a lot of soul. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3793/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pleasures-and-landscapes-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Daunt Books 9781907970405 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3792 July 1914 - Countdown to War by Sean McMeekin July 1914 – Countdown to War (2014) by Sean McMeekin – Icon Books From Crappy Old Books – where history repeats itself, usually with yellowed pages. Sean McMeekin’s July 1914 takes you inside the high-stakes diplomatic disaster that led the world sleepwalking into war. With a day-by-day account of the month that changed everything, McMeekin points fingers in places the usual textbooks don’t—Vienna, St. Petersburg, and Paris get just as much heat as Berlin. It’s a gripping, forensic unpacking of missed chances, secret deals, and spectacular arrogance. This copy? Well, let’s just say it’s been through a few wars of its own. Dog-eared, thumbed-through, and possibly dropped in a trench coat pocket once or twice—but still holding together. Crappy Old Books – Because crisp and clean is for revisionists. someone has torn off a price sticker and then coated the cover in plastic to preserve the mess they created. The book is otherwise like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3792/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/july-1914-countdown-to-war-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Icon Books 9781848316577 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3791 Dark Star Safari by Paul Theroux Dark Star Safari (2003) by Paul Theroux – Penguin Books From Crappy Old Books – travel-stained and time-worn, just like the author. In Dark Star Safari, Paul Theroux sets out on a grumpy, glorious journey overland from Cairo to Cape Town, grumbling across borders, dodging bureaucracy, and interrogating the state of post-colonial Africa with equal parts wit and weariness. This isn’t your typical gap-year travelogue—it’s sharp, unfiltered, and refreshingly free of Instagrammable sunsets. Theroux revisits the continent where he once taught in the Peace Corps, and what he finds decades later is both sobering and slyly funny. Along the way: armed escorts, unreliable minibuses, and the occasional philosophical crisis. Our copy? It’s been places—creased, slightly sun-faded, and possibly used as a coaster. A perfect companion for your own armchair safari. Crappy Old Books – Because books should look like they’ve lived a little. Very good condition, except that it has protective plastic applied to the out covers to protect them, which looks a bit odd, but will make your book last forever. You can hardly see the tape in the image, but its just disernable at the top of the image to the left of the penguin logo, in line with the laft part of the letter U in the autors name. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3791/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dark-star-safari-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140281118 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3789 Architectural Interior Systems - Lighting Air Conditioning Acoustics by John E Flynn and Arthur W Segil Architectural Interior Systems (1970) by John E. Flynn and Arthur W. Segil – Van Nostrand Reinhold Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the dust is original, and so is the insight. Step into a world of fluorescent lighting, acoustic tile ceilings, and modular wall panels with Architectural Interior Systems, the 1970 design bible you never knew you needed. Flynn and Segil deliver a thorough, diagram-laden exploration of how buildings work on the inside—from HVAC integration to movable partitions—back when “open plan” was still a novelty and not an existential curse. This well-worn edition comes complete with that classic textbook aroma and pages that may or may not be laminated with the ghosts of 1970s architecture students. Ideal for retro design enthusiasts, reluctant renovation planners, or anyone who just really misses asbestos. Crappy Old Books – Home of the outdated, the obscure, and the unexpectedly brilliant. As new in protective plastic jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3789/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/architectural-interior-systems-jul-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Van Nostrand Reinhold no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3788 Thunder Mountain by Zane Grey Thunder Mountain (1991) by Zane Grey – Harper Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the dust is authentic and the covers tell stories (mostly of being dropped in a bathtub). Saddle up for a classic tale of frontier grit, lost gold, and righteous vengeance from the master of the American Western. In Thunder Mountain, Zane Grey delivers rugged landscapes, morally conflicted cowboys, and just enough romance to make the bullets whistle sweeter. Originally penned decades earlier but reprinted in 1991 by Harper, this edition brings Grey’s mythic Old West to a new generation—assuming they can read through the foxing. Our copy? It’s weathered, like a prospector’s map and twice as cryptic. But hey, that’s part of the charm. Crappy Old Books – Because not every story needs a pristine dust jacket to be worth telling. As new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3788/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thunder-mountain-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Westerns 9780061002168 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3787 No One Writes to the Colonel by Gabriel Garcia Marquez No One Writes to the Colonel (1983) by Gabriel García Márquez – Picador Edition From Crappy Old Books – because greatness doesn’t need a glossy cover. In this hauntingly quiet novella, Nobel Prize-winner Gabriel García Márquez strips everything down to its rawest essentials: a forgotten colonel, a decaying town, and the long wait for a pension that never comes. Originally published in Spanish in 1961 and reissued here in a 1983 Picador paperback, No One Writes to the Colonel is a masterclass in tension, dignity, and despair—with a fighting rooster thrown in for good measure. Our copy? A bit sun-faded, pages softly yellowed, and possibly still holding the dust of a South American afternoon. But the prose? As crisp, cutting, and compassionate as ever. Crappy Old Books – Where even the quiet stories shout, if you let them. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3787/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/no-one-writes-to-the-colonel-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330256872 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3786 Verses of the Poets Laureate from John Dryden to Andrew Motion by Hilary Laurie Verses of the Poets Laureate: From John Dryden to Andrew Motion (1999) by Hilary Laurie – Orion Books Offered by Crappy Old Books – because poetry is better with yellowing pages. This elegant anthology, curated by Hilary Laurie, charts the curious course of British national verse from the stately grandeur of John Dryden to the modern melancholy of Andrew Motion. A journey through monarchs, wars, jubilees, and the occasional cringeworthy birthday ode, Verses of the Poets Laureate captures both the pomp and the poetic awkwardness of a role that has spanned centuries. Ideal for poetry buffs, royal watchers, or anyone who enjoys rhymed reverence with a dash of national obligation. Our copy? Lovingly foxed, lightly dog-eared, and proud to wear the scars of a bookshelf shuffle. Crappy Old Books – Because polished poetry deserves a scuffed-up cover. As good as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3786/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/verses-of-the-poets-laureate-from-john-dryden-to-andrew-motion-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orion 9780752818597 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3785 Leyte Gulf by Donald MaCintyre Leyte Gulf (1969) by Donald MacIntyre – MacDonald Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – where war stories come with war wounds (on the cover). In Leyte Gulf, naval commander and historian Donald MacIntyre recounts one of the largest and most decisive naval battles in history with crisp prose and a steady hand on the tiller. Published in 1969, this book cuts through the fog of war to chart the epic clash between American and Japanese forces in the Philippine Sea. Expect strategy, heroism, blunders, and battleships galore. Our copy has definitely seen action — creased spine, yellowing pages, and that unmistakable scent of Cold War-era paper. But like the U.S. Pacific Fleet, it’s still seaworthy. Crappy Old Books – Because history shouldn’t smell like a Kindle. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3785/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/leyte-gulf-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3784 China and the West - Mankind Evolving by Anthony Dyson and Bernard Towers China and the West – Mankind Evolving (1970) by Anthony Dyson & Bernard Towers – Garnstone Press Sold by Crappy Old Books – champions of yellowed pages and post-imperial pessimism. A fascinating, occasionally frazzled snapshot of Cold War-era cultural comparison, China and the West – Mankind Evolving sees Dyson and Towers trying to map the ideological, moral, and philosophical gulfs (and bridges) between East and West. Written in 1970, when Mao was still very much a going concern and Western liberalism was wobbling on its heels, this book is part anthropology, part theological rumination, and part speculative sociology. Expect lofty prose, sweeping generalisations, and the kind of earnest mid-century analysis that comes with pipe smoke and cautious optimism. This Garnstone Press edition? Dog-eared, possibly tea-dunked, and with the smell of someone else’s bookshelf baked in. Crappy Old Books – Reading the past so you don’t have to live in the present. The book is near new, but has suffered slightly from some sort of environmental change resulting in the dust jacket being a bit wrinkled and the hard back covers not laying flat like they should. However, its only slight and other than that its like the book has not been read. Its not water damage as there is no staining. Its possible the book was stored incorrectly for some years in a pile in which there was not an even pressure over the whole of the volume, only near the spine end, resulting in the outer covers spraying out and distorting very slighly leaving the book with a slightly springy feeling. You can’t really tell from the cover, but there is a hint of it at the top of the image where there are lighter and darker waves. Its really quite minimal, but sort of noticable if your a collector after archival specimens for some form of clever person library collection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3784/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/china-and-the-west-mankind-evolving-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Garnstone Press 9780900391309 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3783 Folly by Susan Minot Folly (1994) by Susan Minot – Minerva Paperback Edition From Crappy Old Books – dog-eared, delicate, and dangerously romantic. In Folly, Susan Minot paints a hauntingly elegant portrait of 1930s Boston society through the life of Lilian Eliot—a woman torn between duty, desire, and the intoxicating pull of passion. With lyrical prose and razor-sharp emotional insight, Minot explores love not as a fairy tale, but as a quiet act of rebellion in a world bound by social decorum and silken expectations. This Minerva paperback has seen things—creases, whispers, and maybe a bath. The pages are slightly yellowed, the cover gently scuffed, but the heartbreak inside remains timeless. Crappy Old Books – Bringing you beautiful fiction in slightly battered form. Good condition with signs of having been read before. Weird, I know. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3783/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/folly-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Minerva 9780749396114 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3782 Electronics For Students of Mechanical engineering by H Sutcliffe Electronics for Students of Mechanical Engineering (1965) by H. Sutcliffe – Longmans From Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking yesterday’s tech, today. Back when transistors were cutting-edge and “digital” still meant fingers, H. Sutcliffe’s Electronics for Students of Mechanical Engineering bridged the baffling gap between resistors and rivets. Published in 1965, this no-nonsense textbook was aimed squarely at mechanical engineering students who just wanted to pass their electronics module without electrocuting themselves. Expect hand-drawn circuit diagrams, explanations that predate microprocessors, and an unwavering belief in the eternal supremacy of the slide rule. Our copy? Slightly warped by time, possibly annotated by a stressed-out undergrad in 1972, and smelling faintly of WD-40 and despair. Crappy Old Books – Because progress is overrated, and old textbooks never die — they just get mustier. Good all round condition although the plastics coating on the cover has peeled in places with age. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3782/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/electronics-for-students-of-mechnical-engineering-jul-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3779 The Penguin Dictionary of Religions by John R Hinnells The Penguin Dictionary of Religions (1987) by John R. Hinnells – Penguin Books From Crappy Old Books – because enlightenment comes with yellowed pages. John R. Hinnells’ Penguin Dictionary of Religions (1987) is your one-stop, alphabetised tour through the divine, the doctrinal, and the downright obscure. From Zoroastrian fire temples to Zen meditation, this chunky reference tome covers beliefs, rituals, sects, scriptures, and schisms with academic rigour and just enough British restraint. Perfect for pub quizzes, theological arguments, or impressing strangers with your ability to explain Jainism on the fly. Our copy? Let’s say it’s spiritually well-travelled — creased, foxed, and with a binding that may or may not survive the Apocalypse. Crappy Old Books – Bringing you eternal knowledge in temporarily held-together condition. Clean and tidy condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3779/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penguin-dictionary-of-religions-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140511062 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3778 The Prehistory of the Mediterranean by DH Trump The Prehistory of the Mediterranean (1981) by D.H. Trump – Pelican Books Sold by Crappy Old Books – where dog-eared meets deep history. Long before package holidays and cruise ships, the Mediterranean was a bubbling cauldron of early human drama—cave dwellers, seafarers, megalith builders, and mystery cults. In The Prehistory of the Mediterranean, archaeologist D.H. Trump (no relation, thankfully) maps out the ancient chaos with scholarly precision and a flair for storytelling. Published in 1981 under the iconic Pelican imprint, it’s an accessible yet substantial dive into the lives and legacies of the region’s earliest inhabitants. Our copy has seen things: sun-faded spine, possibly once dropped in a dig site—or a bath—but all pages present and correct, waiting to transport you to a world before written history. Crappy Old Books – Because history deserves to be dusty. Fine condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3778/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-prehistory-of-the-mediterranean-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140220803 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3777 Early Farmers of West Mediterranean Europe by Patricia Phillips Early Farmers of West Mediterranean Europe (1975) by Patricia Phillips – Hutchinson University Library Unearthed by Crappy Old Books – dusty, musty, and intellectually crusty. Patricia Phillips takes us back—way back—to the Neolithic roots of agriculture in the sunbaked landscapes of western Mediterranean Europe. First published in 1975, this scholarly classic ploughs through the archaeological evidence of early farming communities, their tools, settlements, and slow-burning revolution from foraging to farming. It’s dry in the best way—like ancient soil crumbling through your fingers. Our copy is exactly what you’d expect from a book that’s been quietly judging your modern diet from a damp shelf for decades. Faded spine, foxed pages, and that distinctive scent of educational austerity. Crappy Old Books – Because civilisation began with old seeds and even older paperbacks. Clean and tidy condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3777/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/early-farmers-of-western-mediteranean-europe-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson University Library 9780091239718 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3776 World Prehistory by Grahame Clark World Prehistory (1967) by Grahame Clark – Cambridge University Press Offered by Crappy Old Books – proudly unread since the Neolithic. Before the internet, before radiocarbon dating became routine, and definitely before Indiana Jones made it all look cool, Grahame Clark’s World Prehistory was the go-to guide for serious students of the ancient world. First published in 1961 and reprinted in 1967, this is a sweeping survey of humanity’s earliest steps—from the first chipped stone to the dawn of urban civilization—delivered with academic gravity and a stiff-upper-lip Britishness. Our copy? A little rough around the edges—much like early Homo sapiens. The pages may be yellowed, the cover gently separating, but the timeline inside is still intact (unlike some of the pottery shards it describes). Crappy Old Books – Because knowledge ages better than the binding. Good all round condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3776/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/world-prehistory-jul-2025.jpg 33.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3774 Storm Command - A Personal Accountof the Gulf War by Peter de la Billiere Storm Command – A Personal Account of the Gulf War (1992) by Peter de la Billière – HarperCollins Offered by Crappy Old Books – proud purveyors of dog-eared strategy and slightly foxed heroism. When the Gulf War erupted, General Sir Peter de la Billière was Britain’s man on the ground – and in Storm Command, he tells the tale with all the grit, clarity, and no-nonsense leadership you’d expect from a former SAS chief. This is no dry military memoir: it’s a boots-on-the-ground, command-level view of diplomacy, logistics, and desert warfare in the age of satellite surveillance and Scud missiles. Our copy? Seen some action. Battle-worn dust jacket, possibly read during a long train journey or short-lived military career. Still fully intact and ready to be redeployed to your bookshelf. Crappy Old Books – Because a book with scars has been somewhere. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3774/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/storm-command-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780002551380 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3772 Greek Terracottas by NBL Pevsner Greek Terracottas (1950) by N.B.L. Pevsner – King Penguin Books Offered by Crappy Old Books – proudly selling paper older than your parents. In Greek Terracottas, Pevsner (yes, that Pevsner) trades grand cathedrals for tiny goddesses, miniature satyrs, and clay offerings from the ancient world. First published in 1950 as part of the beautifully illustrated King Penguin series, this pocket-sized gem explores the delicate artistry and cultural context of terracotta figurines in classical Greece — the everyday art of everyday people. Our copy? Let’s call it “museum-grade shabby.” The colour plates are still vivid, though the spine may be living its final days. Perfect for classicists, design lovers, or anyone who likes their archaeology with a whiff of attic dust. Crappy Old Books – where battered books live forever. Hardbak in good condition. Dust jacket is plastic wrapped. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3772/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/greek-terracottas-jul-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books King Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3770 Seasons in the Sun by Rod McKuen Seasons in the Sun (1974) by Rod McKuen – Star Books From Crappy Old Books – Emotionally intense, physically weathered. Rod McKuen, the bard of lonely hearts and wistful souls, delivers another hit of sentimental verse and world-weary optimism in Seasons in the Sun. Published in 1974 by Star Books, this collection is soaked in Californian sunsets, Parisian heartbreak, and the soft ache of passing time. Whether you think McKuen is a genius or a guilty pleasure, there’s no denying the strangely comforting pull of his mellow melancholy. Our copy has clearly lived through a few of its own seasons—creased cover, faded spine, maybe a pressed flower or forgotten tearstain tucked somewhere inside. Crappy Old Books – For when your shelf needs poetry and pathos in equal measure. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3770/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/seasons-in-the-sun-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Books 9780352300263 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3768 Culture Shock by Michael Rosen Culture Shock (1991) by Michael Rosen – Penguin Books Brought to you by Crappy Old Books – home of the well-thumbed and slightly warped. In Culture Shock, poet, performer, and professional rabble-rouser Michael Rosen takes a wry look at the cultural battlegrounds of early ’90s Britain. With sharp wit and leftist bite, Rosen skewers everything from political doublespeak to class pretensions, all while defending the power of words, stories, and working-class voices. It’s part rant, part love letter to language—and still unnervingly relevant. This Penguin paperback has lived a life. Expect sun-faded pages, a curled cover, and the distinct aroma of Oxfam circa 2002. Crappy Old Books – Because not every revolution comes gift-wrapped. Ex-library book from Gayton Library in Harrow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3768/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/culture-shock-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140340075 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3767 Learning From Tachai in Rural China by Foreign Languages Press Learning From Tachai in Rural China (1975) – Foreign Languages Press Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – purveyors of the politically out-of-date and the ideologically overcooked. Straight from the propaganda presses of Maoist China comes this gloriously earnest slice of socialist realism. Learning From Tachai in Rural China (1975) chronicles the agricultural triumphs of the Tachai brigade—heroic peasants who, according to the Party, turned barren hillsides into golden fields armed only with shovels, slogans, and sheer revolutionary willpower. Published by Foreign Languages Press (a.k.a. the PRC’s answer to Reader’s Digest), this slim volume is heavy on collectivist spirit, model citizens, and suspiciously perfect harvests. Ideal for Cold War historians, Mao-era kitsch collectors, or anyone who enjoys straight-faced utopianism with their morning tea. Crappy Old Books – Your number one source for faded red covers and cultural contradictions. Loads of pictures of happy Chinese people hard at work serviing their country and their great leader Chairman Mao who is pictured on the fisrt page greeting a happy Chinese person. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3767/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/learning-from-tachai-in-rural-china-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Foreign Languages Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3766 Space Grid Structures by John Borrego Space Grid Structures (1968) by John Borrego – The Massachusetts Institute of Technology Press Offered by Crappy Old Books – where even the most obscure structural fantasies find a second life. Equal parts geometry, engineering, and mid-century optimism, Space Grid Structures is John Borrego’s deep dive into the modular skeletons of modern architecture. Published in 1968 by MIT Press, this technical classic explores the elegance and efficiency of space frame construction—ideal for anyone who’s ever looked at a geodesic dome and thought, “How the hell does that stay up?” Filled with diagrams, formulas, and the unmistakable scent of old academia, this copy has seen better decades. Slightly warped, a little pencilled-in, but still standing—just like the structures it celebrates. Crappy Old Books – We sell yesterday’s futures, dust included. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3766/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/space-grid-structures-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Massachusetts Institute of Technology no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3765 The Man Without a Country and Other Stories by Edward Everett Hale The Man Without a Country and Other Stories (1995) by Edward Everett Hale – Wordsworth American Classics Proudly presented by Crappy Old Books – where faded pages still speak volumes. Patriotism, exile, and moral dilemmas—The Man Without a Country is the kind of story that once got read aloud in schools before smartphones ruined everyone’s attention spans. Edward Everett Hale’s 19th-century classic anchors this collection, which also includes a handful of his lesser-known but equally earnest tales of duty, identity, and the occasional melodramatic twist. This 1995 Wordsworth American Classics edition wears its age with pride: slightly yellowed pages, possibly a mystery stain or two, and that glorious budget-pulp scent. A time capsule in paperback form. Crappy Old Books – Because not all heroes wear dust jackets. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3765/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-without-a-country-and-other-stories-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth American Classics 9781853265587 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3764 Allan Quatermain by Richard Haggard Allan Quatermain (1994) by H. Rider Haggard – Wordsworth Classics Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – proudly peddling yellowed pages and literary adventures since before the internet ruined everything. Join the stiff-upper-lipped adventurer Allan Quatermain on one final trek into the heart of darkest Africa, where ancient mysteries, lost civilizations, and just a touch of colonial awkwardness await. First published in 1887 and reprinted in this sturdy (read: faded) 1994 Wordsworth Classics edition, Allan Quatermain is the sequel to King Solomon’s Mines, and serves up more imperial derring-do, spiritual ponderings, and heroic moustache-twirling than you can shake a pith helmet at. Our copy may be a bit battered—creased cover, foxing on the edges, possibly once used as a coaster—but the words are still all there (mostly), and Allan still rides off into the sunset like a legend. Crappy Old Books – Because adventure should smell faintly of attic. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3764/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/allan-quaterman-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781853261374 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3762 The Siege of Leningrad by Alan Wykes The Siege of Leningrad (1968) by Alan Wykes – MacDonald Offered by Crappy Old Books – history with a hint of foxing. Alan Wykes’ The Siege of Leningrad is a chilling, no-frills account of one of the most harrowing episodes of World War II. Published in 1968, this book pulls no punches as it documents the 872-day Nazi blockade that starved, shattered, and ultimately steeled the Soviet city. Wykes blends military detail with human tragedy, bringing the frozen hell of wartime Leningrad vividly to life—without ever romanticising the suffering. Our copy? Slightly warped from some unknown past indignity, with that glorious 1960s pulp-paper scent and a cover that looks like it’s survived a siege of its own. Crappy Old Books – We don’t do mint condition, we do character. Very good condition although format shows its age. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3762/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-siege-of-leningrad-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3761 Space Exploration by JK Davies Space Exploration (1992) by J.K. Davies – Chambers Offered by Crappy Old Books – boldly going where better booksellers won’t. Blast off into a pre-internet universe where Pluto was still a planet, the Space Shuttle reigned supreme, and Mars rovers were just twinkles in NASA’s eye. J.K. Davies’ Space Exploration (1992) is a punchy, well-illustrated guide to humanity’s attempts to escape Earth, written in the days when encyclopedias were printed, not Googled. Expect rockets, moon landings, Cold War rivalries, and just a touch of wide-eyed optimism. Our copy? It’s orbiting the outer edges of “acceptable condition.” Bent corners, faded cover, possibly annotated by a young astronomer-in-training with a blunt HB pencil. Crappy Old Books – Because some frontiers are best explored with dog-eared pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3761/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/space-exploration-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chambers 9780550170132 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3760 If The War Goes On by Hermann Hesse If the War Goes On… (1974) by Hermann Hesse – Picador Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – where pacifism meets peeling covers. In If the War Goes On…, Nobel Prize-winner Hermann Hesse turns his pen against the madness of modern conflict. This 1974 Picador edition gathers Hesse’s anti-war essays, letters, and reflections—spanning two world wars and an unwavering belief in the individual conscience over national hysteria. It’s part protest, part philosophy, and all Hesse: lucid, poetic, and uncompromising. Our copy? It’s seen more battles with damp and dust than any soldier in a trench. But the words are intact, the ideas still fierce, and the cover art still channeling that unmistakable ‘70s angst. Crappy Old Books – Because the revolution doesn’t come shrink-wrapped. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3760/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/if-the-war-goes-on-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330240291 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3759 House Maintenance and Repairs by GCA Tanner House Maintenance and Repairs (1965) by G.C.A. Tanner – Penguin Books Offered by Crappy Old Books – because not everything ages like fine wine. Long before YouTube tutorials and MDF everything, G.C.A. Tanner laid out the nuts, bolts, and common sense of keeping a British home upright and vaguely waterproof. House Maintenance and Repairs (1965) is a charmingly no-nonsense guide to the domestic arts: from patching plaster to taming rogue gutters, all delivered in clipped prose and a tone that assumes you own a hammer, a ladder, and a spine. This Penguin edition has certainly seen some DIY action itself — foxed, faded, possibly dropped in paint — but still clinging proudly to its integrity, much like the draughty houses it was written to save. Crappy Old Books – Built to last, like your dad’s shed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3759/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/house-maintenance-and-repairs-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3758 Collectables by James Mackay Collectables (1979) by James Mackay – Macdonald and Janes From Crappy Old Books – because dusty is distinguished. Long before eBay and Instagram influencers turned hoarding into a lifestyle, James Mackay’s Collectables was the go-to guide for anyone enchanted by the thrill of the find. Coins, stamps, ceramics, militaria, and more—it’s all here in gloriously pre-digital black and white, with the kind of earnest authority only the late ’70s could muster. This copy? Slightly warped from someone’s loft, smells faintly of damp optimism, and has a few pencilled ticks next to the Beatrix Potter figurines section. A nostalgic treat for collectors, completists, or anyone who misses the days when “mint condition” actually meant something. Crappy Old Books – We collect the books that collectors forgot. Ex-library book, but in reasonable condition, but with the appearance of having been well read. Hardback with good dust jacket. Has newspaper cutting in front relating to collecting, plus an unused envelope. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3758/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collectables-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macdonald and Janes 9780354043717 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3756 With Wellington in the Pyrenees by FC Beatson With Wellington in the Pyrenees (1993) by F.C. Beatson – Tom Donovan Publishing Offered by Crappy Old Books – because history deserves a little dust. March with musket and map through the rugged mountains of northern Spain in this vivid reprint of F.C. Beatson’s first-hand account of the Peninsular War. Originally penned in the 19th century and resurrected in 1993 by Tom Donovan Publishing, With Wellington in the Pyrenees captures the mud, glory, and sheer uphill struggle of campaign life under the Duke himself. Expect eyewitness detail, stiff-upper-lip commentary, and more bivouacs than you can shake a sabre at. Our copy? Slightly foxed, probably shouted at by a reenactor, and may smell faintly of pipe smoke and regret. Crappy Old Books – For those who like their military history muddy and their pages pre-scuffed. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3756/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/with-wellington-in-the-pyrenees-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tom Donovan Publishing 9781871085167 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3755 The Conduct of War 1789-1961 by JFC Fuller The Conduct of War 1789–1961 (1972) by J.F.C. Fuller – Eyre Methuen Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – where the past is dog-eared and slightly musty. J.F.C. Fuller, one of Britain’s most controversial military minds, charts the bloody evolution of warfare from the French Revolution to the early Cold War in this sweeping and opinionated classic. The Conduct of War isn’t just a history book—it’s a manifesto wrapped in khaki, taking aim at generals, governments, and the stubborn traditions that refused to learn from carnage. First published in 1961 and reissued in this 1972 Eyre Methuen edition, it’s a heady mix of strategy, theory, and sharp critique—ideal for armchair generals and history buffs who like their war studies served with a side of outrage. This copy? It’s seen a few campaigns of its own. Expect yellowing pages, light foxing, and possibly the lingering scent of pipe smoke and Cold War anxiety. Crappy Old Books – War is hell, but this book is only mildly scuffed. Very good condition, hardly read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3755/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-conduct-of-war-1789-1961-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eyre Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3754 Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad Heart of Darkness (1987) by Joseph Conrad – Penguin Classics Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – because literature ages better than the paper it’s printed on. Step aboard the rickety steamer of moral ambiguity with Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness, a haunting journey up the Congo River and into the soul of colonialism. This 1987 Penguin Classics edition delivers all the existential dread, imperial critique, and uncomfortable introspection you expect—wrapped in a crumbling paperback that smells faintly of damp cupboards and undergraduate panic. Whether you’re a student who needs it for class, or a glutton for bleak prose and imperial guilt, this dog-eared edition has all the darkness you can handle—plus a few accidental coffee stains and the ghost of past readers’ despair. Crappy Old Books – Where greatness lives in grubbiness. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3754/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heart-og-darkness-2-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics 9780140431681 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3753 If Not Now When by Primo Levi f Not Now, When? (1990) by Primo Levi – Abacus Edition From Crappy Old Books – because stories of resistance deserve more than spotless covers. In If Not Now, When?, Primo Levi shifts from memoir to fiction, but not away from truth. This powerful 1990 Abacus edition tells the story of Jewish partisans fighting behind enemy lines during WWII—survivors not just of persecution, but of history’s silence. Levi’s characters march across a shattered Europe with purpose, rage, and hope, carrying makeshift weapons and ancient questions: If not us, who? If not now, when? This copy? It’s seen battles too. The pages are yellowed like a foxhole map, the spine creased with every past reader’s pause for breath. But the words? Still marching. Crappy Old Books – Slightly damaged, fiercely relevant. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3753/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/if-not-know-when-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349121994 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3752 Searching For God by Basil Hume Searching For God (1990) by Basil Hume – Spire Edition Available from Crappy Old Books – spiritual nourishment with slightly foxed pages. In Searching For God, Cardinal Basil Hume shares his gentle wisdom and quiet conviction in a personal reflection on faith, doubt, and the human longing for the divine. First published in 1990, this is a book less about doctrine and more about the journey—a thoughtful companion for anyone stumbling toward meaning in a noisy world. Our copy has been on its own pilgrimage: the cover’s a little worn, the pages softly yellowed, and there may be the occasional mysterious underline. But the message still shines through, serene and unshaken. Crappy Old Books – Finding grace in the dog-eared and divine in the second-hand. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3752/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/searching-for-god-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Spire 9780340524619 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3751 Georgiana - Duchess of Devonshire by Amanda Foreman Georgiana – Duchess of Devonshire (1999) by Amanda Foreman – Flamingo Edition Offered by Crappy Old Books – because elegance and dog-eared can coexist. Before the film, before the fashion icon revival, Amanda Foreman’s 1999 biography brought Georgiana Spencer back to glorious, powdered life. A political operator, gambler, socialite, and scandal magnet, the Duchess of Devonshire was basically an 18th-century tabloid headline in a corset. Foreman’s book is both richly researched and utterly readable — perfect for fans of aristocratic drama with a side of real historical grit. Our copy? Let’s say Georgiana wouldn’t be seen dead with it in her salon — creases, scuffs, and a faint whiff of someone else’s bookshelf — but all the pages are present and correct. Crappy Old Books – For readers who like their biographies brilliant and their books a bit battered. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3751/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/georgiana-duchess-of-devonshire-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Flamingo 9780583347570 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3750 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes (2000) by Arthur Conan Doyle – Penguin Books Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the only mystery is how this copy’s still holding together. This 2000 Penguin edition of The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes brings back the great detective in all his brilliant, pipe-smoking, violin-scraping glory. Featuring classic cases like “The Adventure of the Musgrave Ritual,” “The Final Problem,” and other moments of deductive brilliance, it’s the volume where Holmes faces off against Professor Moriarty—and nearly takes a fatal tumble. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s been read more times than Holmes has solved murders. Dog-eared, slightly musty, and possibly previously owned by someone with a deep fear of bookmarks. Crappy Old Books – Unearthing worn treasures for readers with character. This is an ex-library book from Suffolk County Council and has the library bits cut out. Its in a library plastic protective jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3750/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-memoirs-of-sherlock-holmes-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140007855 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3749 Samuel Taylor Coleridge - Selected Poetry by William Empson and David Pirie Samuel Taylor Coleridge – Selected Poetry (1989) Edited by William Empson & David Pirie – Carcanet Unearthed by Crappy Old Books – where faded glory meets foxed pages. This 1989 Carcanet edition brings together Coleridge’s most haunting and hypnotic verse—The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Kubla Khan, Frost at Midnight—curated with critical bite by William Empson and David Pirie. Empson, never one to let Romantic mysticism off the hook, brings his trademark analytical fire to Coleridge’s smoky blend of genius and opium-fuelled abstraction. Our copy? Dog-eared like an old sailor’s map, with that irresistible “forgotten sixth-form bookshelf” musk. The cover’s a bit curled, but the poetry still hits like moonlight on a rotting ship deck. Crappy Old Books – Selling books with soul, not shelf appeal. Cover has been wrapped in plastic protection but it wasn’t done very well and the front has some air-gaps making it look odd, but its otherwise a very good copy, the the spine uncreased. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3749/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/samuel-taylor-coleridge-selected-poetry-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Carcanet 9780856358159 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3747 The View From The Ground by Martha Gellhorn The View From The Ground (1990) by Martha Gellhorn – Granta Books Offered by Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking paperbacks that have seen more action than most people. In The View From The Ground, legendary war correspondent Martha Gellhorn turns her razor-sharp gaze away from battlefronts and toward the quieter, more complicated truths of civilian life, politics, and the human fallout of history. Spanning five decades of reportage, this 1990 collection blends journalistic precision with moral clarity — and just enough cynicism to keep things honest. Published by Granta Books, this copy bears all the scars of its travels: creased spine, yellowing pages, and a faint smell of cigarettes and old raincoats. Gellhorn would probably approve. Crappy Old Books – Your trusted source for battered brilliance and dog-eared defiance. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3747/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-view-from-the-ground-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granta Books 9780140140019 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3746 The Collected Dorothy Parker by Dorothy Parker The Collected Dorothy Parker (1989) by Dorothy Parker – Penguin Books Peddled proudly by Crappy Old Books – bruised, battered, brilliant. Wit as dry as gin, heart as sharp as a razor — The Collected Dorothy Parker gathers the full range of Parker’s sardonic brilliance, from biting book reviews and devastating poems to short stories that make you laugh until you cry, then just cry. This 1989 Penguin edition is the perfect way to mainline the acid-tongued charm of the Algonquin Round Table’s most iconic voice. Our copy? Slightly foxed, mildly warped, and thoroughly saturated with literary mischief. You don’t read Dorothy Parker for the pristine — you read her for the punch. Crappy Old Books – Because some voices age beautifully, even if the paper doesn’t. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3746/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-collected-dorothy-parker-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140182927 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3744 The Theban Plays by Sophocles The Theban Plays (1955) by Sophocles – Penguin Classics From Crappy Old Books – where ancient drama meets ancient paper. Three plays. One cursed family. Endless shouting at the gods. This 1955 Penguin Classics edition of The Theban Plays brings together Sophocles’ tragic masterpieces—Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, and Antigone—in all their doom-soaked, chorus-filled glory. Translated for the modern(ish) reader but still packed with fate, hubris, and more family drama than a holiday dinner. Our copy? The cover’s faded, the pages are foxed, and there’s a suspicious smudge on page 12—but that just adds to the classical ambience. Crappy Old Books – Because tragedy is better when it’s slightly crumbly. The spine is slanted and the pages and cover fairly well used, but its binding is relativly strong. Stamped inside as Boys Grammar School Weston-super-Mare. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3744/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-theban-plays-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3743 The Forest People by Colin Turnbull The Forest People (1988) by Colin Turnbull – Paladin Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – lovingly handled, probably by someone who didn’t believe in bookmarks. Colin Turnbull’s The Forest People is a moving and meticulous account of life among the Mbuti pygmies of the Congo rainforest, blending anthropology with deep personal insight. First published in 1961, this 1988 Paladin reprint captures Turnbull’s rare combination of empathy and scholarship as he lives alongside a community often misunderstood or ignored by the outside world. Expect laughter, ritual, and the occasional existential crisis—Turnbull’s writing is as much about himself as it is about the Mbuti. It’s the kind of fieldwork they don’t let you do anymore (and possibly shouldn’t have even then). Our copy? Slightly foxed, a bit warped, and smells like a tent that’s been through one rainy season too many. Crappy Old Books – Books with baggage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3743/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-forest-people-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paladin 9780586084878 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3741 Robert Browning - Selected Poetry by Robert Browning Robert Browning – Selected Poetry (1989) – Penguin Poetry Library Peddled proudly by Crappy Old Books – because poetry shouldn’t be pristine. Step into the dramatic monologues and psychological depths of Robert Browning, Victorian literature’s master of the dark aside and the eloquent creep. This 1989 Penguin Poetry Library edition offers a curated selection of his greatest hits—My Last Duchess, Porphyria’s Lover, Fra Lippo Lippi—all lovingly typeset for your brooding pleasure. Our copy? Let’s say it’s been read, re-read, dropped in a bathtub, and possibly used as a coaster during a late-night existential crisis. But the poems? Still razor-sharp. Crappy Old Books – For readers who know beauty isn’t always dust-jacket deep. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3741/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/robert-browning-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Poetry Library 9780140586152 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3740 Prayers For THe Future Of Mankind by Ivor Solomons Prayers for the Future of Mankind (1975) by Ivor Solomons – Wolfe Publishing Offered by Crappy Old Books – where forgotten titles find uncomfortable homes. Half poetry, half plea, Prayers for the Future of Mankind is Ivor Solomons’ earnest, eccentric, and occasionally baffling meditation on humanity’s destiny. Published in 1975 by Wolfe, it’s a strange blend of spiritual yearning, Cold War anxiety, and hopeful utopianism — the literary equivalent of lighting a candle in a fallout shelter. Whether you’re a collector of the obscure or just like your philosophy laced with a bit of apocalyptic flair, this one’s for you. Our copy? Slightly warped, deeply weird, and full of the kind of cosmic optimism that makes you wonder if LSD was involved. Crappy Old Books – Specialising in the out-of-print, out-of-style, and out-of-its-mind. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3740/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prayers-for-the-future-of-mankind-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wolfe 9780723406594 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3738 Picasso by Mario de Micheli Picasso (1975) by Mario de Micheli – Thames and Hudson Sold by Crappy Old Books – because pristine art books are for coffee tables, not real people. Mario de Micheli’s Picasso (1975) is a richly illustrated, no-nonsense tour through the feverish genius of the 20th century’s most shape-shifting artist. From Blue Period blues to Cubist contortions and political rage, de Micheli traces Picasso’s many lives with scholarly grit and just enough admiration to keep the paint from drying. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s been handled with the same casual violence Picasso showed a canvas. Slight warping, a bit of foxing, and maybe a doodle on the title page that might be Guernica reimagined as a stick figure fight. Crappy Old Books – For people who like their art books with texture, history, and possibly toast crumbs. Well preserved copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3738/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/picasso-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3737 Constable by Giuseppe Gatt Constable (1979) by Giuseppe Gatt – Thames and Hudson Offered by Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking yesterday’s masterpieces in today’s mediocre condition. In this beautifully illustrated 1979 volume, Giuseppe Gatt explores the life and legacy of John Constable, the English Romantic painter who turned clouds, cows, and countryside into high art. With full-colour plates and thoughtful commentary, Constable (part of Thames and Hudson’s classic series) captures both the pastoral calm and quiet rebellion in Constable’s work. Our copy? Let’s just say the cover’s a little scuffed, the binding’s seen better days, and one page has what might be either marmalade or dried glue. But the art still shines through—especially if you squint. Crappy Old Books – Because real art books should smell like damp attics and distant ambition. Well preserved copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3737/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/constable-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500410134 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3736 The Korean War by Max Hastings The Korean War (2000) by Max Hastings – Pan Books Offered by Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking the paperbacks that have survived more moves than you have. In The Korean War, Max Hastings brings his trademark blend of battlefield grit, political cynicism, and narrative drive to a conflict often overshadowed by the ones that came before and after. First published in 1987 and reissued by Pan Books in 2000, this is no dry academic text—it’s a vivid, unflinching account of the war that introduced us to limited conflict, UN intervention, and the Cold War’s first hot flashpoint. Expect generals behaving badly, soldiers suffering quietly, and politicians flailing spectacularly—told with Hastings’ eye for detail and his gift for making history feel uncomfortably relevant. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s seen some campaigns of its own. Cover curled, pages yellowed, and probably dropped in a trench coat pocket sometime in 2003. Crappy Old Books – Where worn books tell better stories. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3736/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-korean-war-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330392884 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3734 Writing A Thriller by Andre Jute Writing A Thriller (1999) by André Jute – A & C Black Sold by Crappy Old Books – Plot twists not guaranteed, page creases very much are. Part how-to guide, part manifesto, André Jute’s Writing A Thriller delivers a no-nonsense crash course in building tension, crafting killers, and keeping readers hooked until the final page. Published in 1999, it’s equal parts old-school discipline and dry wit, with advice that ranges from pacing and structure to avoiding clichés (even the ones you’re secretly fond of). Our copy? It’s done a few rounds. The cover’s seen better days, and someone’s scribbled “more gore?” in the margin of Chapter 5. But the spine still holds, and the advice still lands like a well-placed plot twist. Crappy Old Books – Because not every writer starts with a pristine guidebook. Fine condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3734/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/writing-a-thriller-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A and C Black 9780713650938 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3733 My First Two Thousand Years by George Sylvester Viereck and Paul Eldridge My First Two Thousand Years (1963) by George Sylvester Viereck and Paul Eldridge – Crest Books From Crappy Old Books – proudly serving paperbacks with more creases than credibility. Part historical romp, part philosophical fever dream, My First Two Thousand Years follows Cartaphilus—the Wandering Jew—through the rise and ruin of empires, religions, and a few morally questionable bedroom encounters. First penned in the 1920s and still audacious in 1963 when Crest reprinted it, this oddball epic blends theology, erotica, satire, and historical fiction in a way that probably shouldn’t work—but somehow does. This copy has seen a few centuries of its own: yellowed pages, a slightly unhinged spine, and cover art that screams "pulp apocalypse." But hey, immortality was never meant to be tidy. Crappy Old Books – Unearthing the disreputable, the damaged, and the deliciously unreadable. Has a paint drop on the cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3733/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-first-2000-years-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crest no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3732 Henry Winstanley and the Eddystone Lighthouse by Adam Hart-Davis Henry Winstanley and the Eddystone Lighthouse (2002) by Adam Hart-Davis – Sutton Publishing Sold by Crappy Old Books – shining a dim light on forgotten brilliance. Long before hard hats, hi-vis, and health and safety, there was Henry Winstanley—showman, eccentric, and engineering pioneer. In this thoroughly entertaining and enlightening biography, Adam Hart-Davis brings to life the man who built the world’s first offshore lighthouse on a deadly rock, and then insisted on staying in it during a storm. (Spoiler: bad idea.) Published in 2002 by Sutton Publishing, this is history with personality—meticulously researched, beautifully illustrated, and just the right amount of mad. Our copy? It’s been around a few storms of its own. A little curled at the edges, but still structurally sound—unlike Winstanley’s final lighthouse. Crappy Old Books – Because not all heroes get dust jackets. As new condition. Hardback with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3732/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/henry-winstanley-and-the-eddystone-lighthouse-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sutton Publishing 9780750918350 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3731 The Art Of The Byzantine Era by David Talbot Rice The Art of the Byzantine Era (1997) by David Talbot Rice – Thames and Hudson Sold with flaking gold leaf and a sense of spiritual awe by Crappy Old Books. Enter the glittering, icon-filled world of Byzantium with David Talbot Rice as your scholarly (and slightly intimidating) guide. Originally penned by one of the leading authorities on Eastern Christian art, this 1997 edition from Thames and Hudson is part of their World of Art series — compact, richly illustrated, and perfect for anyone who wants to understand mosaics, domes, icons, and imperial bling without learning Greek. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s seen some crusades. The corners are curled, the pages are dog-eared, and the cover may have lost its sheen — but the sacred splendor inside still glows (albeit under yellowed paper). Crappy Old Books – We put the patina in your patristics. Fine condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3731/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-the-byzantine-era-jul-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500200049 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3730 Pleasure From Insects by Michael Tweedie Pleasure From Insects (1968) by Michael Tweedie – David & Charles Purveyed proudly by Crappy Old Books – where battered spines meet beautiful minds. Think bugs are just creepy-crawlies? Think again. In Pleasure From Insects, naturalist Michael Tweedie makes the case for six-legged fascination, guiding readers through the curious behaviours, brilliant adaptations, and surprising beauty of the insect world. First published in 1968, this charming and slightly eccentric volume blends science with wonder, inviting you to share the quiet joys of beetle-watching, butterfly-chasing, and maybe even the occasional ant-hill adventure. Our copy? It’s seen things. The dust jacket’s torn, the pages are foxed, and someone once underlined “cockroach” with great enthusiasm—but the content still buzzes with life. Crappy Old Books – Because joy sometimes comes with a few bite marks. Fine condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3730/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pleasure-from-insects-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3729 Offensive Marketing - Or How To Make Your Competitors Followers by JH Davidson Offensive Marketing – Or How to Make Your Competitors Followers (1972) by J.H. Davidson – Pelican Books Peddled proudly by Crappy Old Books – because subtlety is for cowards. Long before "disruption" became a Silicon Valley buzzword, J.H. Davidson was already out for blood. In Offensive Marketing, this 1972 Pelican paperback lays out a no-nonsense strategy for turning your rivals into roadkill. Packed with case studies, hard-nosed tactics, and the occasional jab at outdated business decorum, it’s a bracing reminder that nice guys don’t always get market share. Our copy? It’s got attitude and patina—creased corners, sun-faded spine, and just enough underlining to suggest someone once took this all very seriously. Crappy Old Books – We don’t sell clean copies, just dirty secrets. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3729/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/offensive-marketing-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140218718 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3728 Buster Keaton by JP Lebel Buster Keaton (1967) by J.P. Lebel – Zwemmer and Barnes From Crappy Old Books – we sell charm, not condition. Before every film student had a Criterion subscription, J.P. Lebel gave us this moody, monochrome tribute to the stone-faced genius of silent cinema, Buster Keaton. Published in 1967 by Zwemmer and Barnes, this photo-heavy volume captures the deadpan daredevil in all his glory—from collapsing houses to locomotive stunts, with just enough analysis to make you feel smart while flipping through the stills. Our copy? It’s seen better days. Worn edges, yellowed pages, possibly smells like someone’s attic—but hey, so did Keaton’s career before he got rediscovered. Crappy Old Books – For people who like their classics cracked, creased, and compelling. Small paperback. 180 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3728/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/buster-keaton-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zwemmer and Barnes no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3725 The Limits of Art by Huntington Cairns The Limits of Art (1969) by Huntington Cairns – Princeton University Press From Crappy Old Books – where philosophy meets foxing. In The Limits of Art, Huntington Cairns—scholar, classicist, and one-time philosophical consigliere to the U.S. government—tackles the eternal, infuriating question: what is art, and where does it stop being art and start being nonsense? Published in 1969 by Princeton University Press, this thoughtful, occasionally dense, and always earnest exploration fuses aesthetics, ethics, and a hefty dose of Platonic reflection. Perfect for anyone who enjoys their cultural theory with a touch of old-school gravitas and a whiff of pipe smoke. Our copy has edge wear, academic aura, and just enough yellowing to make it feel important. Crappy Old Books – Giving tired thinkers a second shelf life. Almost like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3725/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-limits-of-art-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Princeton University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3723 Sir Nigel by Arthur Conan Doyle Sir Nigel (1994) by Arthur Conan Doyle – Wordsworth Classics Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – where literary greatness meets budget binding and foxed pages. Before Sherlock Holmes ever uttered a word, Sir Nigel Loring was riding into battle with chivalry in his heart and questionable 14th-century hygiene. Sir Nigel is Arthur Conan Doyle’s swashbuckling prequel to The White Company, full of medieval adventure, knightly honour, and more beheadings than a Tudor divorce court. This 1994 Wordsworth Classics edition has all the charm of a discount reprint – thin paper, earnest introduction, and just enough smudges to make you wonder what the last reader was snacking on. Crappy Old Books – Because a book doesn’t need to be pretty to still punch you in the plot. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3723/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sir-nigel-jul-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781853262296 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3722 British Butchers and Bunglers of World War One by John Laffin British Butchers and Bunglers of World War One (1996) by John Laffin – Alan Sutton Publishing Offered by Crappy Old Books – where the paper may be yellowed, but the outrage is fresh. In this unapologetically scathing indictment of British military leadership during the Great War, John Laffin pulls no punches. British Butchers and Bunglers of World War One names names, points fingers, and skewers the high command with the sharpness they tragically lacked in the trenches. With chapters full of tactical missteps, epic hubris, and a grim roll call of wasted lives, this 1996 edition is part military history, part righteous fury. Our copy? It’s been through its own battle—creased, foxed, and possibly used as a coaster during a pub argument about Haig. Crappy Old Books – Honouring flawed heroes, flayed reputations, and flaking dust jackets since forever. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3722/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-british-butchers-and-bunglers-of-world-war-one-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alan Sutton 9780750901796 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3719 The Invasion and Occupation of Goa in the World Press by The National Secretariate for Information Lisbon The Invasion and Occupation of Goa in the World Press (1962) – The National Secretariate for Information, Lisbon Proudly presented by Crappy Old Books – your source for obscure propaganda and faded diplomatic outrage. Hot off the presses of 1962 Lisbon, this curiously indignant publication compiles international media coverage of India’s annexation of Goa—an event Portugal diplomatically referred to as an “invasion” and much of the world shrugged off as overdue decolonisation. Produced by the National Secretariate for Information (yes, that’s “Secretariate”), this is Cold War-era spin at its most dramatic, wrapped in bureaucratic prose and peppered with press clippings of varying incredulity. A fascinating glimpse into Portugal’s attempt to win hearts, minds, and headlines—long after it had lost the territory. This edition? Slightly warped from years of political heat, but still legible enough to raise eyebrows and historical curiosity. Crappy Old Books – For those who prefer their history with footnotes, frayed edges, and a faint scent of empire collapse. Fair to good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3719/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-invasion-and-occupation-of-goa-in-the-world-press-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The National Secretariate for Information Lisbon no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3718 Blue Guide - Wales and the Marches by John Tomes Blue Guide: Wales and the Marches (1979) by John Tomes – Ernest Benn From Crappy Old Books – Proud purveyors of pages that have seen things. Step into 1970s Wales with John Tomes as your tweed-clad guide, weaving through windswept castles, misty hills, market towns, and all the sheep you can handle. Part history, part travelogue, Blue Guide: Wales and the Marches is a beautifully detailed survey of a region steeped in myth, rebellion, and rain. Whether you’re tracing Offa’s Dyke or just wondering what a "March" is, this is the book that tells you—earnestly, thoroughly, and with all the charm of a well-meaning uncle on a road trip. Our copy? Think of it as a field-tested companion: a little battered, a bit foxed, possibly annotated by someone who took it very seriously in 1983. Crappy Old Books – For people who still trust paper maps and pub recommendations from 1979. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3718/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/blue-guide-wales-and-the-marches-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ernest Benn 9780510016074 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3717 Mr Greedy by Roger Hargreaves Mr Greedy (1991) by Roger Hargreaves – World International Publishing Ltd From Crappy Old Books – where nostalgia comes pre-creased. Meet Mr Greedy: the pink, pear-shaped glutton with an appetite as big as his ego. In this classic tale from the Mr. Men series, Roger Hargreaves serves up a moral lesson in moderation with his trademark mix of charm, simplicity, and gentle British wit. First devoured by readers in the ’70s and still going strong, this 1991 edition is a delightful flashback to a time when books were short, sweet, and knew how to judge a man by his stomach. Our copy? Let’s just say Mr Greedy wasn’t the only one who overindulged—this book has been well-handled. Expect frayed edges, some "decorative" crayon, and a smell that says "attic, 1998." Crappy Old Books – Serving second-hand stories with first-class character. Probably the most amazing story ever. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3717/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mr-greedy-jul-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books World International Publishing Limited 9780749800161 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3716 Star Wars Joke Book by Emil Fortune Star Wars Joke Book (2015) by Emil Fortune – Disney Press Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where the Force is slightly foxed. From a galaxy far, far away... comes a barrage of dad-level puns and Sith-sized groaners. Emil Fortune’s Star Wars Joke Book (2015) is packed with gags, quips, and punchlines only a Wookiee could love. Perfect for younger padawans—or older fans with an unshakable sense of irony—this official Disney release blends lightsabers and laughter with all the subtlety of Jar Jar on karaoke night. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s been through more battles than the Millennium Falcon’s hyperdrive. Bent corners, faint cereal stains, and possibly a mysterious scribble in Yoda-speak. Crappy Old Books – Because no joke is truly lost until it’s printed on yellowing paper. Really funny. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3716/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/star-wars-joke-books-jul-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Disney 9781405276306 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3713 Imperial Incense by Princess Der Ling Imperial Incense (1968) by Princess Der Ling – Stanley Paul Offered by Crappy Old Books – because dusty dynasties deserve a second chance. Step behind the silk screens of the Qing court with Imperial Incense, Princess Der Ling’s vivid and occasionally scandalous memoir of life at the twilight of Imperial China. Published in 1968, this volume blends nostalgia, court intrigue, and cultural commentary, as Der Ling reflects on her unique position as a Western-educated Chinese aristocrat and former lady-in-waiting to Empress Dowager Cixi. Expect lavish detail, emotional candour, and the occasional axe to grind. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s seen more revolutions than a lazy Susan — yellowed pages, foxed edges, and a whiff of old incense (or is that damp cardboard?). Crappy Old Books – Uncovering faded glamour one fragile paperback at a time. Ex-library book, hardback with plastic treated dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3713/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/imperial-incense-jul-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stanley Paul no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3711 Chinese Thought by HG Creel Chinese Thought (1962) by H.G. Creel – Methuen From Crappy Old Books – your gateway to the worn, the wise, and the slightly warped. H.G. Creel’s Chinese Thought is a brisk, accessible journey through 3,000 years of philosophy, politics, and poetry from the Middle Kingdom—long before the West started quoting Confucius on fortune cookies. Published in 1962, this classic survey covers the major schools of ancient Chinese thinking with clarity, depth, and just enough academic sass to keep it interesting. Our copy has been around the block: the cover’s faded like an old temple banner, there’s a mysterious tea ring on page 47, and a few underlines courtesy of an anonymous mid-century sinophile. Crappy Old Books – Enlightenment sold separately. Dust included at no charge. Nice condition paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3711/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chinese-thought-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3709 Vesuvius - Pompeii and Herculaneum by Michael Grant Vesuvius – Pompeii and Herculaneum (1976) by Michael Grant – Penguin Books Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – specialists in history, ash, and slightly warped covers. When Vesuvius erupted in 79 AD, it buried two cities and launched a thousand books. In this 1976 Penguin classic, renowned historian Michael Grant unearths the drama, daily life, and tragic beauty of Pompeii and Herculaneum with scholarly precision and a flair for storytelling. Expect gods, gladiators, and a fair bit of volcanic doom, all wrapped in that distinctive ‘70s Penguin paperback feel. Our copy has definitely seen better days—foxing, faded pages, maybe even some metaphorical ash—but the words still burn bright. Crappy Old Books – Ancient cities, vintage paperbacks, and absolutely no refunds. Large oversize paperback, full of black and white pictures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3709/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vesuvius-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140043945 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3708 Plenty and Want by John Burnett Plenty and Want (1966) by John Burnett – Nelson Offered by Crappy Old Books – rescuing dog-eared social history from the recycling bin since forever. Long before food banks and cost-of-living crises became modern headlines, John Burnett’s Plenty and Want told the gritty tale of British poverty and diet from the Industrial Revolution to the swinging sixties. This 1966 classic doesn’t romanticise hardship—it documents it with forensic calm, tracing what the working classes actually ate (or didn’t), and how social reform crept in alongside the porridge. This Nelson edition has seen better days—browned pages, that peculiar charity-shop aroma, and maybe a suspicious stain or two. But the words are all there, and they still bite. Crappy Old Books – Because history deserves more than a landfill. Hardback with dust jacket in very good, almost unread condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3708/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plenty-and-want-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3707 Beyond Automation - Managerial Problems of an Exploding Technology by John Diebold Beyond Automation (1964) by John Diebold – McGraw-Hill Offered by Crappy Old Books – specialists in yesterday’s futures. Back when computers still filled rooms and “automation” was a terrifying buzzword, John Diebold was already peering into the future—and finding opportunity rather than doom. In Beyond Automation, this tech visionary explores how machines would reshape not just industry, but society, government, and the very nature of work. Spoiler: some of it came true, some of it got eaten by the internet. Published in 1964, this McGraw-Hill edition is a Cold War classic of techno-optimism, complete with that unmistakable whiff of punch cards and pipe smoke. Our copy? It’s got edgewear, pencilled notes from someone who thought Y2K was coming early, and possibly the ghost of an IBM 7090 trapped inside. Crappy Old Books – Because the future always looks better in retrospect. Hardback with dust jacket in really good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3707/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beyond-automation-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McGraw-Hill no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3706 Human Documents of the Industrial Revolution in Britain by E Royston Pike Human Documents of the Industrial Revolution in Britain (1966) by E. Royston Pike – George Allen & Unwin From Crappy Old Books – where history comes dog-eared and slightly damp. Step into the soot-streaked world of spinning jennies, child labour, and chimney sweeps with this 1966 classic by E. Royston Pike. Human Documents of the Industrial Revolution in Britain doesn’t just recount the era—it lets the people speak for themselves. Through letters, diaries, court reports, and parliamentary testimonies, the human cost and chaotic progress of industrial Britain are laid bare in all their grimy glory. This copy? Well, it’s lived a bit. The cover has that weary “factory shift” look, the pages are tanned like a Victorian street urchin, and the binding might sigh when you open it—but the content still packs a punch. Crappy Old Books – Because the past should come with patina. Very good condition hardback with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3706/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/human-documents-of-the-industrial-revolution-in-britain-jul-2025.jpg 40.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3704 Fire Under The Ashes by James McNeish Fire Under The Ashes (1965) by James McNeish – Hodder and Stoughton Unearthed by Crappy Old Books – where forgotten novels smoulder quietly on sagging shelves. A lost gem from New Zealand author James McNeish, Fire Under The Ashes is a tense, atmospheric novel set in post-war Europe, where idealism and old loyalties clash beneath a fragile surface of peace. Part political thriller, part psychological study, McNeish weaves a slow-burn tale of moral conflict, quiet rebellion, and the lingering heat of revolution long thought extinguished. Our copy? A bit singed around the edges metaphorically and physically – yellowed pages, foxing freckles, and a cover that’s seen more baggage racks than book clubs. But the fire inside still burns. Crappy Old Books – Giving neglected literature one more shot at relevance. Great condition, but has a bit of a pen mark on the cover as you can see in the image. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3704/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fire-under-the-ashes-jul-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3703 Culture Against Man by Jules Henry Culture Against Man (1972) by Jules Henry – Penguin Books Brought to you by Crappy Old Books – proudly shelving the uncomfortable truths. In Culture Against Man, anthropologist Jules Henry turns his gaze inward, examining American society with the same clinical scrutiny usually reserved for “exotic tribes.” Originally published in 1963 and reissued in this 1972 Penguin paperback, Henry tackles education, advertising, family life, and institutional madness in a culture that, he argues, is slowly devouring its own humanity. It’s provocative, bleak, and unsettlingly relevant—even if your bell bottoms no longer fit. Our copy has been through its own cultural experience: pages tanned like old leather, cover a bit warped (probably from a ‘70s radiator), but the ideas inside are as sharp as ever. Crappy Old Books – Your one-stop shop for intellectual dread wrapped in yellowing paper. Near new condition, as though it were never read, which is quite unbeleivable really as its so interesting and exciting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3703/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/culture-against-man-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140803372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3702 Unpersoned - The Fall of Nikita Sergeyevitch Khrushchev by Martin Page and David Burg Unpersoned – The Fall of Nikita Sergeyevitch Khrushchev (1966) by Martin Page and David Burg – Chapman and Hall Unearthed by Crappy Old Books – because history shouldn’t smell like fresh ink. Kicked upstairs, written out of the script, and quietly erased from Soviet glory—Unpersoned chronicles the swift, strange demise of Nikita Khrushchev, the man who banged his shoe at the UN and blinked during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Published just a few years after his ousting, this 1966 political autopsy by Martin Page and David Burg reads like Cold War noir—intrigue, betrayal, and all the murky manoeuvres of Kremlin power politics. This Chapman and Hall edition has survived the decades with dignity (just about). Expect dog-eared corners, Cold War-era cigarette aroma, and a dust jacket that’s done hard time on the wrong shelf. Crappy Old Books – Giving discarded dictators and disgraced dust jackets a second chance. Good quality hardback with complete dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3702/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/unpersoned-jul-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chapman and Hall no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3701 Flight by Rene Dubos, Henry Margenau and CP Snow Flight (1970) by René Dubos, Henry Margenau & C.P. Snow – Time Life International From Crappy Old Books – where gravity is optional but creases are guaranteed. Part science, part philosophy, part wide-eyed wonder, Flight is Time Life’s ambitious 1970 ode to humanity’s obsession with the skies. With contributions from biologist René Dubos, physicist Henry Margenau, and novelist-scientist hybrid C.P. Snow, this isn’t just about planes and rockets—it’s about the soul of flight, from Icarus to Apollo. Expect poetic reflections, scientific digressions, and photos that scream Cold War optimism. Our copy? Slightly warped by time and probably last opened around the Moon landing—but still fully capable of intellectual lift-off. Crappy Old Books – We sell used books with baggage. Neat and near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3701/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flight-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3700 Ships by Rene Dubos, Henry Margenau and CP Snow Ships (1969) by René Dubos, Henry Margenau & C.P. Snow – Time Life International Proudly listed by Crappy Old Books – we sell books with barnacle damage. A curious cultural artifact from the golden age of coffee-table publishing, Ships (1969) sails through science, history, and poetic reflection with the unlikely crew of René Dubos (biologist), Henry Margenau (physicist), and C.P. Snow (novelist and scientist). Part of Time Life’s “Man and His World” series, it’s an earnest attempt to link maritime history with the human condition—think big ships, big ideas, and bigger 1960s optimism. Expect lush photographs, grand pronouncements, and pages that may or may not have weathered a light squall in someone’s garage. Crappy Old Books – For when your bookshelf needs ballast. Includes all sorts of exciting stuff about hull design and testing in water tanks, sonar, and the development of sail etc. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3700/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ships-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3699 Giant Molecules by Rene Dubos, Henry Margenau and CP Snow Giant Molecules (1970) by René Dubos, Henry Margenau & C.P. Snow – Time Life International Sold by Crappy Old Books – proudly unread since Nixon was in office. Published as part of the Time Life Science Library series, Giant Molecules is a gloriously ambitious crash course in polymers, proteins, plastics, and the building blocks of modern life, brought to you by an unlikely scientific supergroup. René Dubos brings the biology, Henry Margenau handles the physics, and C.P. Snow shows up with literary flair and Cold War gravitas. Together, they take you on a glossy, mid-century tour of the molecules that quietly run the world. Our copy is vintage in the truest sense: possibly warped, definitely scuffed, and still emitting faint whiffs of 1970s optimism and cigarette smoke. Lavishly illustrated, enthusiastically outdated, and irresistibly nerdy. Crappy Old Books – Because modern science books just don’t have the same yellowed pages. Neat near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3699/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/giant-molecules-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time Life International no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3698 The U-2 Affair by David Wise and Thomas B Ross The U-2 Affair (1963) by David Wise and Thomas B. Ross – The Cresset Press From Crappy Old Books – where espionage smells like damp paper and Cold War paranoia. Before Wikileaks, before Snowden, there was the U-2 incident: one spy plane, one shot-down pilot, and one colossal diplomatic facepalm. In The U-2 Affair, investigative journalists David Wise and Thomas B. Ross unravel the tangled mess of espionage, secrecy, and political fallout that followed Gary Powers’ dramatic crash-landing into Soviet custody in 1960. It’s all here—cloak-and-dagger missions, CIA blunders, and the chilly chess game of Cold War politics. This 1963 British edition from The Cresset Press is Cold War vintage with the patina to prove it: creased covers, yellowing pages, and a certain musty gravitas. A perfect read for your inner armchair agent. Crappy Old Books – Because real secrets come with foxed edges and Cold War dust. Good condition with dust jacket. First edition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3698/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-u2-affair-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Cresset Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3697 China and the Bomb by Morton H Halperin China and the Bomb (1965) by Morton H. Halperin – Pall Mall Press From Crappy Old Books – because Cold War paranoia deserves a second life. In China and the Bomb, published just after Beijing’s first nuclear test, Morton H. Halperin delivers a tense, clear-eyed analysis of how China’s entry into the nuclear club reshaped global strategy, Western fears, and the delicate dance of deterrence. Written in 1965 at the height of Cold War nerves, this slim volume is part policy briefing, part political crystal ball—and unsettlingly prescient. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s aged like a fallout shelter manual—browned pages, Cold War mustiness, and possibly a few notes in the margin from someone who was very, very worried about Mao. Crappy Old Books – Proudly selling the books your history teacher warned you about. Good condition. Dustjacket is good but has slight tear to front cover but is all there, as can be seen in image. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3697/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/china-and-the-bomb-jul-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pall Mall Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3696 Merchandising For Tomorrow by EB Weiss Design Primer for Merchandising for Tomorrow (1961) by E.B. Weiss – McGraw-Hill From Crappy Old Books – where yesterday’s vision of tomorrow is today’s charmingly dated paperback. Strap in for a mid-century mind trip through the future of retail—as imagined in 1961. E.B. Weiss’s Design Primer for Merchandising for Tomorrow is a fascinating blend of design theory, commercial optimism, and Cold War-era futurism. Packed with earnest diagrams, streamlined aspirations, and the occasional accidental poetry of obsolete terminology, this book aimed to prep forward-thinking merchandisers for the dazzling world of tomorrow (think space-age mannequins and chrome fixtures galore). Our copy? Let’s just say it’s lived through a few tomorrows. Expect sun-faded pages, scuffed corners, and the ghost of a hopeful era clinging to every sentence. Crappy Old Books – Because yesterday’s future still deserves shelf space. Excellent condition hardback with dustjacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3696/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/merchandising-for-tomorrow-jul-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McGraw-Hill no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3694 Perestroika by Mikhail Gorbachev Perestroika (1988) by Mikhail Gorbachev – Fontana Brought to you by Crappy Old Books – still restructuring our shelves since 1973. Before it became a crossword clue, Perestroika was the buzzword that rattled empires. In this now-iconic 1988 volume, Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev outlines his vision for reform, openness, and dragging the USSR into something resembling the 20th century. Part manifesto, part political self-portrait, this is the book that launched a thousand late-night Western policy debates and even more Soviet eye-rolls. Our copy has all the Cold War charm you could ask for: yellowing pages, that brittle 80s paperback feel, and just maybe the ghost of a musty Politburo meeting in the margins. Crappy Old Books – Because history should feel a little dusty. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3694/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mikhail-gorbachev-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006373568 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3693 One Two Three Infinity - Facts and Speculation of Science by George Gamow One Two Three... Infinity – Facts and Speculation of Science (1962) by George Gamow – Macmillan Press Offered by Crappy Old Books – where genius meets grubby. Ever wondered how to explain the universe with stick figures and jokes? In One Two Three... Infinity, nuclear physicist and comic genius George Gamow tackles everything from atoms to galaxies, the fourth dimension to the shape of space – all with the breezy confidence of a man who’s both brilliant and slightly unhinged. First published in 1947 and reprinted endlessly (this one’s the 1962 Macmillan edition), it’s a wild, charming ride through the playground of science. This copy? Well-loved and well-worn, with possibly a few pages that have travelled through time—or at least a student flat. May include bonus doodles and the faint aroma of cold coffee. Crappy Old Books – Enlightenment, with rough edges. Condition is fairly good, with a small ding to the back top outer corner, but hardly significant. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3693/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-two-three-infinity-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3692 Victorian and Edwardian London from Old Photographs by John Betjeman Victorian and Edwardian London from Old Photographs (1970) by John Betjeman – BT Batsford Ltd Offered by Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking books that smell of pipe smoke and damp attics. Travel back to the soot-streaked splendour of London before the Blitz, Beeching, and the bland. Curated with affectionate nostalgia by poet and preservationist Sir John Betjeman, this 1970 gem presents a haunting, often humorous visual tour of London in its horse-drawn, gaslit glory. From foggy street scenes to crumbling grandeur, every photograph captures a city both lost and lingering. Our copy? Lovingly battered. The dust jacket is a memory, and there’s a faint ring from someone’s long-forgotten teacup—but the photos are all present and still pack a punch. Crappy Old Books – Rehoming the forgotten past, one foxed page at a time. Great condition hardback with plastic coated dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3692/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/victorian-and-edwardian-london-from-old-photographs-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3691 Sino-American Relations 1949-1971 by Roderick MacFarquhar Sino-American Relations 1949–1971 (1972) by Roderick MacFarquhar – David & Charles Peddled proudly by Crappy Old Books – where geopolitical nuance meets dog-eared pages. Before Nixon met Mao and ping-pong became diplomacy, Roderick MacFarquhar was already charting the rocky, paranoid, and occasionally absurd terrain between China and the United States. Published in 1972, this concise yet heavyweight analysis covers the Cold War chill, mutual suspicion, backchannel flirtations, and the slow thaw of one of the 20th century’s strangest diplomatic stand-offs. This edition from David & Charles may have the charm of a forgotten filing cabinet—yellowed edges, Cold War-era typesetting, and possibly a faint smell of embassy paper—but inside lies razor-sharp commentary from one of Britain’s foremost China scholars. Crappy Old Books – For readers who like their history unvarnished and their covers a little curled. Hard back with dust jacket, all very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3691/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sino-american-relations-1949-1971-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9780715357934 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3689 Moscow and Chinese Communists by Robert C North Moscow and Chinese Communists (1965) by Robert C. North – Stanford University Press Sold by Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking the Cold War’s colder takes. Back when the Sino-Soviet split was more than just a footnote, Robert C. North dug into the ideological divorce between Moscow and Beijing with all the dry precision of a seasoned political scientist and just enough bite to keep you turning the page. First published in 1965, this is a serious (and seriously mid-century) exploration of communist strategy, suspicion, and schism — long before it was trendy to have opinions about Mao. Our copy? The glue’s failing, the cover’s sun-faded, and there’s a suspiciously coffee-ringed page on Khrushchev. But the insights still hit harder than a Politburo purge. Crappy Old Books – Ideological relics, battered but unbowed. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3689/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/moscow-and-chinese-communists-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stanford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3687 Foreign Mud by Maurice Collis Foreign Mud (1965) by Maurice Collis – Faber and Faber Sold by Crappy Old Books – specialists in the dog-eared and underappreciated. Maurice Collis’s Foreign Mud is a vivid, unsparing account of Britain’s not-so-glorious Opium Wars in China—a tale of greed, empire, and the narcotic diplomacy that shaped modern Asia. First published in 1965, this book combines historical scholarship with Collis’s trademark literary flair, dragging the reader through the murky waters of 19th-century trade, politics, and moral decay. This Faber & Faber paperback has seen better days (haven’t we all?), but it still holds together—just. A bit foxed, a bit warped, but bursting with colonial misadventure and righteous indignation. Crappy Old Books – Because history doesn’t need to be in mint condition to matter. Date of ublication is unclear, but I think its 1964. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3687/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/foreign-mud-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3685 Can We Survive Our Future by GR Urban Can We Survive Our Future? (1972) by G.R. Urban – The Bodley Head Offered by Crappy Old Books – no guarantees about the future, or the condition. Back when the world was still reeling from the Cold War, oil crises, and polyester, G.R. Urban assembled some of the sharpest minds of the early ’70s to tackle a bleak but urgent question: Can we survive our future? Spoiler: even they weren’t sure. This thought-provoking collection blends political theory, cultural anxiety, and a healthy dose of existential dread—served straight from The Bodley Head in a cover design that screams “apocalypse, but make it beige.” Our copy? Dog-eared, foxed, and mildly warped by what might have been nuclear fallout—or just a damp shelf in Swindon. Crappy Old Books – Because yesterday’s worries are today’s yellowing pages. Very good near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3685/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/can-we-survive-our-future-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Bodley Head 9780370013787 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3682 The Sino-Soviet Conflict 1956-61 by Donald S Zagoria The Sino-Soviet Conflict, 1956–61 (1964) by Donald S. Zagoria – Princeton University Press Sold with confused Cold War nostalgia by Crappy Old Books Long before the USSR collapsed and China embraced capitalism with a red flag, Donald S. Zagoria dissected the bitter ideological divorce between the two communist titans. This 1964 classic from Princeton University Press traces the fascinating (and at times petty) unraveling of the so-called socialist brotherhood between Mao’s China and Khrushchev’s USSR from 1956 to 1961. Part Cold War forensics, part diplomatic psychodrama, Zagoria digs deep into policy documents, party statements, and power plays to show how two nations with nearly identical systems managed to loathe each other with spectacular intensity. Our copy? Structurally sound, mentally scarred. Aged pages, foxing where it counts, and that special Crappy Old Books musk of Cold War paranoia and ex-library ink. Crappy Old Books – Because world history should come with marginalia and mysterious stains. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3682/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sino-soviet-conflict-1956-61-jul-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Princeton University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3681 Private Eye On London by Private Eye Private Eye On London (1962) – Private Eye Published by Private Eye. Peddled proudly by Crappy Old Books. Step into swinging ’60s London with this gloriously irreverent relic from the Private Eye gang — Private Eye On London. Part satirical guidebook, part social takedown, it skewers the capital’s posh clubs, pompous people, and political pretensions with razor-sharp wit and a pint of sarcasm. Originally published in 1962, this is satire at its most savage, offering a time capsule of the Eye’s early days before the lawyers started paying attention. Expect dated references, gratuitous mockery, and a tone that suggests the authors were enjoying themselves far too much. Our copy? Probably yellowing, possibly annotated, definitely dog-eared — just the way we like it. Crappy Old Books – Rescuing bad behaviour from the recycling bin since forever. Private Eye started in 1961, so this is right off the bat from their earlier days. Hardback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3681/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/private-eye-on-london-jul-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Private Eye no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3680 The Church and the Age of Reason 1648-1789 by GR Cragg he Church and the Age of Reason 1648–1789 (1970) by G.R. Cragg – Pelican Original Sold with reverent irreverence by Crappy Old Books. Step into the turbulent Enlightenment era, where bishops battled reason, philosophers sharpened their pens, and God had to compete with Newton. In The Church and the Age of Reason, G.R. Cragg deftly unpicks the uneasy dance between faith and rationalism across Europe from the Peace of Westphalia to the French Revolution. It’s thoughtful, thorough, and not without its dry Anglican wit. This 1970 Pelican paperback edition has the usual battle scars: yellowed pages, a cracked spine, and that musty scent of vintage dissent. It may not convert you, but it’ll certainly enlighten you—unless you leave it on the radiator, in which case it might combust into divine fire. Crappy Old Books – Because the Age of Reason deserves a little disorder. Nice neat condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3680/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-church-and-the-age-of-reason-1648-1789-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3679 The Leopard by Giuseppe di Lampedusa The Leopard (1963) by Giuseppe di Lampedusa – Fontana Books Edition Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – where the pages are yellow, but the prose is golden. Step into the fading grandeur of 19th-century Sicily with The Leopard, Giuseppe di Lampedusa’s sweeping, melancholic masterpiece of aristocracy in decline. This 1963 Fontana paperback brings you the existential musings of Prince Fabrizio of Salina, caught between the crumbling old world and a new Italy he neither understands nor welcomes. Politics, pride, and impeccable tailoring—what more could you want? Our copy? Slightly sun-faded, marginally foxed, and likely to smell faintly of pipe smoke and old curtains. But just like the Sicilian nobility, it wears its decay with dignity. Crappy Old Books – We don’t do mint condition. We do character. I did some gluework on the spine to stop it from fraying anymore so its in pretty good shape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3679/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/leopard-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3678 Question Time On Tower Hill by Donald Soper Question Time on Tower Hill (1935) by Donald Soper – Hodder and Stoughton Pitched at you by Crappy Old Books – where every page is slightly yellowed and absolutely sincere. Step back into the clamorous soapbox debates of 1930s London with Donald Soper’s Question Time on Tower Hill – a fiery collection of open-air sermons, socialist reflections, and theological provocations delivered from the raucous heart of Tower Hill. Methodist minister, pacifist, and professional thorn-in-the-side, Soper brings wit, conviction, and more than a little cheek to topics ranging from war and wealth to God, guilt, and the British Empire. This is not your average devotional – it’s a spirited record of faith in action and ideas in collision. Expect pointed questions, passionate answers, and a few rhetorical jabs. Our copy? A bit tatty, probably argued with someone on the way here. But still loud, lively, and entirely readable – just like Soper himself. Crappy Old Books – Unloved by collectors. Worshipped by contrarians. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3678/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/question-time-on-tower-hill-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3677 People and Cities by Stephen Verney People and Cities (1969) by Stephen Verney – Fontana Religious Offered by Crappy Old Books – Preachy, worn, and weirdly compelling. In People and Cities, Stephen Verney—Anglican priest, spiritual thinker, and unflinching urban optimist—explores the spiritual heartbeat of modern city life as it throbbed through the concrete jungles of the 1960s. Part theology, part social commentary, part wide-eyed hope for a more humane future, this Fontana Religious paperback takes a long, occasionally uncomfortable look at how people live, love, and (try to) find God amid the traffic, tower blocks, and Tesco queues. Our copy has been on a journey—just like the people in it. Expect foxing, faded highlights from long-forgotten study groups, and that distinctively righteous whiff of vintage book glue. Crappy Old Books – Because dusty prophets deserve a second reading. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3677/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/people-and-cities-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Religious no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3675 The Planets - Some Myths and Realities by Richard Baum The Planets – Some Myths and Realities (1973) by Richard Baum – David & Charles Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the truth is out there… probably under a coffee stain. Take a trip through the solar system, 1970s style, with Richard Baum’s The Planets – Some Myths and Realities. Part science history, part celestial myth-busting, this charmingly earnest book explores what we thought we knew about our planetary neighbours—and what we hilariously didn’t. Expect outdated theories, speculative leaps, and a healthy dose of “well, we think that’s true.” Baum blends fact with fiction in that way only pre-Voyager astronomy could—pluto-centric and proudly analog. A must-have for fans of retro science, planetary lore, or anyone who enjoys a bit of Saturn with their pseudoscience. This copy? Yellowed, battered, and possibly harboring some space dust of its own. Perfect for your shelf, glovebox, or time machine. Crappy Old Books – Putting the dog-eared back in “space age.” Hardback with dust jacket in good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3675/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-planets-some-myths-and-realities-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9780715360552 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3674 Prairie Fever by Peter Pagnamenta Prairie Fever (2013) by Peter Pagnamenta – Duckworth Overlook Available from Crappy Old Books – Where the books are dusty but the history’s alive. Prairie Fever tells the true and beautifully bittersweet story of two well-bred English sisters who left behind Victorian England’s comforts for the windswept frontier of the American Midwest. In a tale that reads like Little House on the Prairie meets Downton Abbey, Peter Pagnamenta uncovers the astonishing lives of the Frances sisters—Ada and Mary—who braved blizzards, heartbreak, and rattlesnakes in their pursuit of purpose and independence in 19th-century Kansas. Blending biography, cultural history, and frontier grit, Prairie Fever is a transatlantic story of survival, sisterhood, and stubbornness. Our copy has just enough wear to make it feel like it, too, has survived a Kansas winter. Crappy Old Books – Come for the foxing, stay for the forgotten gems. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3674/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prairie-fever-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Duckworth Overlook 9780715645338 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3673 Bloomers Biros and Wellington Boots by Andrew Sholl Bloomers, Biros and Wellington Boots (1996) by Andrew Sholl – Michael O’Hara Books Sold with grudging affection by Crappy Old Books – where we stock the odd, the obscure, and the utterly British. A wonderfully peculiar romp through British life, Bloomers, Biros and Wellington Boots is Andrew Sholl’s love letter to the nation’s most unglamorous inventions. From soggy socks to everyday epiphanies, Sholl celebrates the unsung icons of domestic practicality with wit, warmth, and just a hint of damp carpet. Published in 1996 by the delightfully obscure Michael O’Hara Books, this curious little volume is perfect for lovers of nostalgia, trivia, and mildly eccentric social commentary. Our copy? Possibly dropped in a puddle or two, but all pages intact and still more coherent than most politicians. Crappy Old Books – We don’t curate, we accumulate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3673/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bloomers-biros-and-wellington-boots-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael OHara Books 9781854796424 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3672 The Byzantine World by JM Hussey The Byzantine World (1970) by J.M. Hussey – Hutchinson University Library Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where the margins may crumble, but the knowledge holds fast. Step beyond the ruins of Rome and into the shimmering, scheming, icon-filled world of Byzantium. J.M. Hussey’s The Byzantine World offers a concise, intelligent, and admirably accessible introduction to one of history’s most misunderstood empires. From emperors in golden slippers to monks arguing over theology and icons, Hussey captures the essence of a civilisation that stubbornly refused to fade quietly into history. Our copy? Let’s say it’s got some... character. Possibly annotated by a disgruntled theology student in the 1980s and very possibly held together by pure Byzantine willpower. Dog-eared, foxed, and mildly musty – just the way we like them. Crappy Old Books – Because the glory of Constantinople deserves better than a Kindle. First page was coming out but I glued it back in using magical powers and pvc glue. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3672/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-byzantine-world-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson University Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3671 Lawn Tennis - Courtcraft by NH Patterson Lawn Tennis – Courtcraft (1964) by N.H. Patterson – A & C Black Served up by Crappy Old Books – where the pages are yellowed, but the wisdom endures. Before topspin was trendy and rackets were made of anything but wood, there was Courtcraft – N.H. Patterson’s no-nonsense guide to the finer points of lawn tennis. First published in 1964, this classic focuses less on brute force and more on strategy, positioning, and the mental chess match of the court. Perfect for those who prefer finesse to Federer. Our copy? Let’s call it... “well-rallied.” Scuffed cover, dog-eared pages, and possibly a faint aroma of sun-dried Wimbledon dreams. Still, all the insights are intact – ready to be volleyed into the hands of a thinking player or a nostalgic collector. Crappy Old Books – Because new books don’t smell like this. hardback with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3671/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lawn-tennis-courtcraft-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A and C Black no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3670 The Carved Cartoon - A Tale Of Grinling Gibbons by Austin Clare The Carved Cartoon – A Tale of Grinling Gibbons (1972) by Austin Clare Tom Stacey Reprints edition – proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where old paper lives on. Originally published in the 19th century and dusted off for a 1972 revival, The Carved Cartoon is a romanticised, wood-shaving-filled fictional tale inspired by the life and legacy of master woodcarver Grinling Gibbons. Austin Clare weaves historical fancy and Victorian melodrama into a story of artistic obsession, baroque craftsmanship, and the kind of polite peril only a chisel-wielding genius could face. This Tom Stacey Reprints edition is a lovingly faded paperback that smells faintly of varnish and missed deadlines. Expect yellowed pages, a spine that’s seen better centuries, and cover art that somehow feels both devout and mildly sinister. Crappy Old Books – Splinters, drama, and forgotten classics. All part of the charm. Very fine condition with dust jacket, hardback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3670/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-carved-cartoon-jul-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tom Stacey Reprints 9780854681259 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3669 Portrait Of The Isles Of Scilly by Clive Mumford Portrait of the Isles of Scilly (1967) by Clive Mumford – Trinity Press Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where the charm is dog-eared and the corners are bent. This lovingly written 1967 gem by Clive Mumford captures the soul of the Isles of Scilly before mass tourism and Instagram filters. With gentle prose, historical anecdotes, and a palpable affection for the islands, Portrait of the Isles of Scilly is part travelogue, part time capsule. Expect smugglers, shipwrecks, and more seagulls than you’d care to meet. Our copy? It’s seen things. The spine’s a bit cracked, the pages are a little tanned (aren’t we all?), and the previous owner may or may not have used it as a coaster. But the content? Pure vintage coastal magic. Crappy Old Books – Books with baggage. And that’s the point. Great condition with good dust jacket. It is an ex-library book, but you woul not really know it from the outside, there is just one single stamp for Hillingdon Borough Libraries. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3669/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/portrait-of-the-isles-of-scilly-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trinity Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3668 The Rise Of Bonaparte by JB Morton The Rise of Bonaparte (1948) by J.B. Morton – T. Werner Laurie Ltd Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – we sell the past, wrinkles and all. Before he was Emperor, before he was exile fodder for Elba, Napoleon Bonaparte was just a supremely ambitious Corsican with a talent for artillery and a flair for self-mythology. In The Rise of Bonaparte, famed satirist J.B. Morton (yes, Beachcomber himself) applies his sharp wit and incisive eye to the early ascent of history’s most pocket-sized conqueror. Published in 1948 by T. Werner Laurie Ltd, this is no plodding military account. Morton delivers character sketches, sardonic commentary, and enough dry British humour to invade several European republics at once. It’s history with a raised eyebrow. Our copy? Let’s call it battle-worn. The spine creaks like an old campaigner, the pages are yellowed like the sands of Egypt, and there’s a faint smell of pipe smoke and post-war optimism. Crappy Old Books – Because history should be dog-eared. Great condition. The dustcover has been plastic coated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3668/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rise-of-bonaparte-jul-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books T Werner Laurie Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3667 Black Sea by Neal Ascherson Black Sea (1996) by Neal Ascherson – Vintage Books Available now from Crappy Old Books – where the books are dog-eared, but the insights are razor sharp. Neal Ascherson’s Black Sea is part travelogue, part history, part cultural excavation — a sweeping, soulful exploration of one of the world’s most enigmatic regions. From ancient myths to post-Soviet identity crises, Ascherson dives into the murky depths of a sea that has been a crossroads of empires, traders, and troublemakers for millennia. This 1996 Vintage edition may not be seaworthy itself (expect frayed corners, cracked spines, and pages that have definitely seen things), but it still delivers the full intellectual voyage. If you like your history lyrical, your geography haunted, and your books a bit battered, this one’s for you. Crappy Old Books – because new books don’t smell like mystery and mildew. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3667/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/black-sea-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099593713 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3666 Napoleon 1812 by Nigel Nicolson Napoleon 1812 (1985) by Nigel Nicolson – George Weidenfeld and Nicolson Available now from Crappy Old Books – where timeworn history feels right at home. Nigel Nicolson’s Napoleon 1812 is a compact yet vivid account of one of the greatest military disasters in history: Napoleon’s ill-fated invasion of Russia. Written with elegance and clarity, Nicolson unpacks the ambition, hubris, and sheer logistical lunacy that led an army of over 600,000 into the Russian interior—only for a shattered handful to limp home. Less a dense military chronicle, more a sharp historical essay, this 1985 edition (published by George Weidenfeld and Nicolson) reads like the informed storytelling of a well-bred dinner guest who knows his Waterloo from his Borodino. Our copy? Battle-scarred. Scuffed spine, yellowed pages, maybe a wine ring or two—perfect for those who prefer their Napoleonic history with a whiff of gunpowder and bookshelf must. Crappy Old Books – We don’t sell new, we sell storied. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3666/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/napoleon-1812-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297787105 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3665 Tales Of The Alhambra by Washington Irving Tales of the Alhambra (1994) by Washington Irving – Granada Edition Peddled proudly by Crappy Old Books – where every dog-eared corner tells a story. Travel back to 19th-century Spain with Washington Irving’s atmospheric blend of travel writing, folklore, and romanticism. First penned by the American author while living in the actual Alhambra palace (as you do), Tales of the Alhambra offers a dreamy, slightly embellished stroll through Moorish legends, mysterious courtyards, and ghostly knights — all seen through the eyes of a wide-eyed foreigner with a flair for the dramatic. This 1994 Granada edition carries all the charm of the original — plus a few bonus smudges, a cracked spine, and that lovely “vintage book in a dusty backpack” aroma. Perfect for fans of crumbling architecture and literary wanderlust. Crappy Old Books – Literature. Lightly bruised. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3665/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tales-of-the-alhambra-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granada 9788471690203 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3664 Peter Levi Collected Poems by Peter Levi Peter Levi – Collected Poems (1984, Anvil Press Poetry) Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the poetry’s pristine, even if the cover isn’t. This 1984 edition from Anvil Press gathers the lyrical, scholarly, and deeply spiritual works of Peter Levi into one collected volume. From early classical musings to later, more personal reflections, Collected Poems charts the literary pilgrimage of a poet-priest, translator, classicist, and once Oxford Professor of Poetry. Expect Latin echoes, Greek ghosts, English melancholy, and the odd flash of divine revelation. Our copy? Let’s say it’s a little like Levi himself—weathered, thoughtful, and slightly bent at the edges. It might look like it spent a contemplative decade in a monk’s pocket. But the verse inside? Still rings like a chapel bell. Crappy Old Books – Because perfect condition is for coffee tables, not poets. like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3664/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/peter-levi-collected-poems-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anvil Press Poetry 9780856461347 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3663 On Horseback Through Asia Minor by Frederick Burnaby On Horseback Through Asia Minor (1985) by Frederick Burnaby – Alan Sutton Publishing Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where the spines are cracked but the stories endure. Before there were influencers, there were imperial adventurers—and few were as bold (or bonkers) as Captain Frederick Burnaby. First published in 1877 and reprinted here in this 1985 Alan Sutton edition, On Horseback Through Asia Minor chronicles Burnaby’s solo ride across the Ottoman Empire during a time of war, snow, suspicion, and questionable moustache choices. Armed with a revolver, a flask of brandy, and the supreme confidence of an upper-class Victorian officer, Burnaby rides into danger with cheerful disregard for political boundaries or personal safety. Part travelogue, part geopolitical memoir, part ego trip—it’s a heady gallop through a bygone world. Our copy? Slightly foxed, lightly curled, and packed with the kind of charm you can’t fake. Crappy Old Books – The past is grubby, and we’re fine with that. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3663/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-horseback-through-asia-minor-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alan Sutton 9780862992316 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3662 The Highways and Byways of Britain by David Milner The Highways and Byways of Britain (2008) by David Milner – Macmillan Press Sold with mild disdain and fond sarcasm by Crappy Old Books. A love letter to Britain’s backroads, laybys, and scenic detours, David Milner’s The Highways and Byways of Britain is your invitation to slow down and take the long way round. First published in 2008, this Macmillan Press edition blends travel writing with historical curiosity, guiding you through forgotten villages, overgrown B-roads, and the kinds of places where the pub still shuts at lunchtime. This isn’t just a book—it’s a ramble in hardback. Expect charming trivia, poetic detours, and the odd road sign trivia you’ll never need but will repeat anyway. Our copy has survived the odd coffee spill, a few dog-ears, and possibly a damp glovebox. Crappy Old Books – Keeping unloved literature on the road. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3662/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-highways-and-byways-of-england-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Press 9780330506717 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3661 A Darwin Selection by Mark Ridley A Darwin Selection (1994) by Mark Ridley – Fontana Sold by Crappy Old Books – Proud purveyors of the well-thumbed and mildly foxed. A witty, wide-ranging sampler of Darwin’s greatest hits, A Darwin Selection offers a fresh and accessible look at the original evolutionary influencer. Edited and introduced by zoologist Mark Ridley (no relation to Ridley Scott, unfortunately), this 1994 Fontana paperback distills the choicest passages from Darwin’s works, from The Origin of Species to lesser-known but equally brainy explorations. Whether you’re a biologist, a curious reader, or just into Victorian beards and bold ideas, this book walks you through natural selection without needing a PhD in Latin or a magnifying glass. Our copy? Expect a spine that’s been through natural selection itself. There may be underlining, dog-ears, and the distinct scent of old academia. But the ideas inside? Still evolving minds. Crappy Old Books – Because immaculate books are for immaculate people. You, dear reader, are more interesting than that. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3661/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-darwin-selection-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006863212 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3660 Ancient Culture and Society - Early Greece - The Bronze and Archaic Ages by MI Finley Ancient Culture and Society – Early Greece: The Bronze and Archaic Ages (1981) by M.I. Finley – Chatto & Windus Sold by Crappy Old Books – Unloved, Unpolished, Unmissable. Before Homer sang and Sparta flexed, there was a world of warriors, wanderers, and weird Mycenaean bureaucracy. In this compact but commanding classic, M.I. Finley—one of the 20th century’s sharpest minds in ancient history—guides you through the murky brilliance of Bronze Age and Archaic Greece. With typical Finley flair, he blends archaeology, myth, and cautious speculation to illuminate a society both alien and foundational to the West. Our copy? It’s been through its own dark age. Scuffed cover, yellowed pages, maybe a name scribbled inside from some long-lost undergraduate. But the ideas still shine. As always with Crappy Old Books: the worse it looks, the better it reads. Crappy Old Books – Ancient texts, modern damage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3660/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ancient-culture-and-society-early-greece-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus 9780701125455 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3659 The Undefeated by George Paloczi-Horvath The Undefeated (1993) by George Paloczi-Horvath – Eland Publishing Sold with indifference and mild reverence by Crappy Old Books. A Hungarian journalist, resistance fighter, political prisoner, and eventual exile, George Paloczi-Horvath lived enough for three lives—and The Undefeated is his gripping, deeply personal account of surviving them all. Originally published in 1959 and reissued by Eland in 1993, this memoir takes you through fascism, Stalinism, imprisonment, and the heartbreaking compromises of Cold War exile. It’s not your average "triumph of the human spirit" tale—it’s fiercer, bleaker, and more honest than most would dare. This copy has been through a few ideological shifts of its own. Expect dog-eared pages, foxing with attitude, and a cover that’s as faded as postwar optimism. Crappy Old Books – Because some paperbacks deserve a second regime. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3659/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-undefeated-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eland 9780907871224 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3658 British Imperialism - Crisis and Deconstruction 1914-1990 by PJ Cain and AG Hopkins British Imperialism: Crisis and Deconstruction 1914–1990 (1993) by P.J. Cain & A.G. Hopkins – Longman Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – Where the bindings are broken, but the history isn’t. A weighty classic in the study of imperial decline, British Imperialism: Crisis and Deconstruction is the gloomy sequel to Cain and Hopkins’s magisterial British Imperialism 1688–1914. This 1993 volume picks up at the turning point of 1914 and charts the long, uneven collapse of Britain’s imperial project through two world wars, economic disintegration, post-colonial struggles, and Thatcher-era confusion. Expect deep dives into financial structures, political recalibration, and the slow, painful unraveling of Britain’s global pretensions. It’s not beach reading—unless your idea of a good time includes footnotes about sterling balances and dependency theory. Our copy? Slightly yellowed, maybe annotated by an angry undergrad, but still very readable. Comes with that authentic Crappy Old Books aroma: a pungent blend of tobacco ghosts, university coffee, and Cold War pessimism. Crappy Old Books – Scholarly decay at its finest. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3658/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-imperialism-crisis-and-deconstruction-1914-1990-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582209657 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3657 Underworld London - Crimes and Punishment in the Capital City by Catherine Arnold Underworld London – Crimes and Punishment in the Capital City (2013) by Catherine Arnold Published by Simon & Schuster | Unearthed by Crappy Old Books Take a grimy stroll through the shadowy back alleys of London’s past with Underworld London, Catherine Arnold’s blood-spattered tour of crime, vice, and justice in the capital. From medieval executioners to Victorian serial killers, Arnold digs into the dark corners of history that polite society would rather forget. It’s gruesome, gripping, and gloriously researched. Our copy has clearly survived a few Dickensian winters—creased cover, softened spine, and maybe a suspicious smudge or two—but it’s all part of the charm. A perfect read for morbid historians, true crime junkies, or anyone who likes their London served with a side of gallows humour. Crappy Old Books – We sell books with baggage. Condition like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3657/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/underworld-london-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9781849832922 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3656 In Search Of England by Michael Wood In Search of England (2000) by Michael Wood – Penguin Books Sold with appropriate disdain by Crappy Old Books. In this rich and engaging journey through the heart and history of England, Michael Wood explores how a patchwork of kingdoms, myths, and manuscripts somehow conspired to become a nation. Based on his acclaimed BBC series, In Search of England blends archaeology, storytelling, and just the right amount of historical nerdery to dig beneath the surface of England’s green and not-so-pleasant land. Wood doesn’t romanticise; he excavates – from Sutton Hoo to Alfred’s burials, from Bede to the Bayeux Tapestry – all with the wide-eyed enthusiasm of a historian who genuinely wants to know what it meant (and means) to be English. This particular copy? Slightly sun-faded, dog-eared, and with just enough page-curl to suggest it’s been read in a damp tent somewhere near Offa’s Dyke. But hey – we’re Crappy Old Books. You weren’t expecting mint condition, were you? Crappy Old Books – Because secondhand is more authentic. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3656/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-search-of-england-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140247336 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3654 The Bull From The Sea by Mary Renault The Bull From The Sea (2010) by Mary Renault – Penguin Books Sold by Crappy Old Books – because the past shouldn’t come shrink-wrapped. Mary Renault’s timeless sequel to The King Must Die continues the mythic saga of Theseus — warrior, king, and reluctant hero. The Bull From The Sea plunges readers into a lyrical retelling of Greek legend, where gods meddle, destinies unfold, and heartbreak is never far from glory. Renault’s prose is lean, evocative, and surprisingly modern, breathing new life into ancient tales of love, honour, and fate. This 2010 Penguin reprint may have a spine that’s seen better days and pages that whisper with every turn, but don’t let that fool you — it still carries the weight of tragedy and the thrill of legend. Crappy Old Books – Proudly serving scuffed paperbacks and faded covers to the discerning reader. I have estimates this as being printed in 2010 as there is no date. Most other book sellers are calling it 1973, but that can’t be right as there is a modern barcode. However, beyond that, the date is unknown. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3654/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bull-from-the-sea-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140034028 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3653 The Origins Of Virtue by Matt Ridley The Origins of Virtue (1997) by Matt Ridley – Penguin Books Available now from Crappy Old Books – because wisdom wears creases. Matt Ridley’s The Origins of Virtue takes a crack at answering one of evolution’s most puzzling questions: why do humans, competitive by nature, cooperate so often? With a biologist’s brain and a journalist’s pen, Ridley dives into game theory, anthropology, and evolutionary psychology to explore how our moral instincts might have emerged from selfish genes. Expect clever analogies, a few smug footnotes, and references to meerkats. This 1997 Penguin edition has just enough wear to prove it’s been around the intellectual block—maybe even used as a prop in a debate between libertarians. Pages may be yellowed, corners possibly curled, but all the insights are intact. Crappy Old Books – Enlightenment guaranteed, mint condition not so much. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3653/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-origins-of-virtue-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140244045 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3652 Birds Of Britain And Europe In Colour by Dennis Avon and Tony Tilford Birds of Britain and Europe in Colour (1978) – Dennis Avon & Tony Tilford Published by Blandford Press | Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the pages may be foxed, but the facts still fly. Feathered friends, fieldguides, and fabulously ‘70s illustrations—this classic 1978 bird book is your ticket to a more analogue age of ornithology. With colour plates by Dennis Avon and expert text by Tony Tilford, Birds of Britain and Europe in Colour captures over 250 species with all the charm (and slightly faded hues) of its era. Perfect for twitchers, nostalgia junkies, or anyone who still thinks "app" means “appendix,” this copy has probably perched on more windowsills than a robin in spring. Expect creased covers, a whiff of must, and the quiet dignity of a book that’s done its time in the hedgerows. Crappy Old Books – putting the tat back in naturalist. Hardback with paper dust jacket, in nice all round condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3652/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/birds-of-britain-and-europe-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press 9780713707625 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3651 Globe - Life In Shakespears London by Catherine Arnold Globe: Life in Shakespeare’s London (2015) by Catherine Arnold – Simon & Schuster Sold with gusto by Crappy Old Books – where the binding may be bent, but the content’s still brilliant. Step into the reeking, riotous, plague-pocked streets of Elizabethan London with Catherine Arnold’s Globe: Life in Shakespeare’s London. This vivid and entertaining history brings to life the bawdy theatres, bustling taverns, brutal punishments, and brilliant minds of the Bard’s day. From groundlings to royalty, bear pits to bookshops, Arnold paints a city teeming with drama both onstage and off. Our copy? It’s seen more action than a Globe Theatre matinee. Slightly scuffed, maybe a bit foxed, possibly annotated by a time-travelling English teacher — but it still packs a punch. Crappy Old Books – Because history reads better with a bit of wear and tear. Near new condition except for the stupid sticker on the front cover. I tried peeling it off and it looks a bit better. Maybe you can complete the job? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3651/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/globe-life-in-shakespears-london-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9781471125706 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3647 Ramses - The Lady Of Abu Simbel by Christian Jacq Ramses: The Lady of Abu Simbel (1999) by Christian Jacq – Pocket Books Sold by Crappy Old Books – Because new books don’t smell like ancient tombs. Love, power, betrayal, and monumental architecture — it’s all here in the fourth volume of Christian Jacq’s sweeping Ramses saga. In The Lady of Abu Simbel, Jacq dives deeper into the golden age of ancient Egypt, as Pharaoh Ramses II fights to protect his kingdom and his beloved Queen Nefertari. Expect mystical intrigue, courtly scheming, and the occasional divine intervention, all told with Jacq’s trademark flair for blending fact and fiction. Our copy? Let’s call it archaeologically authentic. A bit worn, possibly annotated by a time-travelling Egyptologist, and with pages that may be older than the average Kindle user. But don’t worry — it still reads like a papyrus scroll of ancient drama. Crappy Old Books – Uncover buried literary treasures (some sand damage included). As new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3647/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ramses-the-lady-of-abu-simbel-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671010232 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3646 Ramses - The Son Of The Light by Christian Jacq Ramses: The Son of the Light (1997) by Christian Jacq – Pocket Books Edition Sold with sun-drenched wear and pharaoh-approved creases by Crappy Old Books. Step into the sandals of young Ramses in this lush historical novel by Egyptologist-turned-author Christian Jacq. Ramses: The Son of the Light kicks off the sweeping five-book saga tracing the rise of Egypt’s most legendary pharaoh. Expect palace intrigue, divine destiny, jealous siblings, and more hieroglyphic melodrama than a soap opera on papyrus. This Pocket Books edition from 1997 has survived the test of time—just like Ramses himself (though with more spine wear and less gold). Pages may be sun-kissed, corners dog-eared, but the story still radiates like the Nile at high noon. Crappy Old Books – Proudly flogging ancient paperbacks with more life behind them than Tutankhamun’s tomb. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3646/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ramses-the-son-of-the-light-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671010201 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3645 The Long Good-bye by Raymond Chandler The Long Good-bye (1989) by Raymond Chandler – Penguin Books Sold by Crappy Old Books – where worn spines and existential dread go hand-in-hand. Meet Philip Marlowe, the wisecracking private eye who can’t stop helping doomed men with bad habits. In The Long Good-bye, Chandler’s most melancholic and literary hardboiled novel, loyalty is misplaced, friendship is a trap, and everyone lies—beautifully. Originally published in 1953 and reissued in this 1989 Penguin edition, it’s a noir classic soaked in late-night whisky, cigarette ash, and the slow rot of the American dream. Our copy? It’s been around. Creased cover, yellowed pages, possibly a bloodstain—or maybe coffee. It smells like regret and old carpet. Perfect. Crappy Old Books – We sell the kind of books that look like they’ve lived the plot. Date is a guess. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3645/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-long-goodbye-c2-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140108958 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3644 A History Of Histories by John Burrow A History of Histories (2009) by John Burrow – Penguin Books Sold with slightly dog-eared dignity by Crappy Old Books. John Burrow’s A History of Histories is a sweeping, cerebral gallop through the evolution of historical writing, from Herodotus and Thucydides all the way to the 20th century. Erudite without being smug, witty without being glib, Burrow manages the impossible: he makes historiography feel human. This is a book about how we’ve tried to make sense of the past — and how that effort says just as much about us as it does about history itself. Our copy? Well, let’s say it’s seen some history. The spine might creak, a page corner may be dog-eared in existential reflection, but the content is all there — and still smarter than most of your bookshelf. Crappy Old Books – Because new books don’t have that musty scent of wisdom. Condition as new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3644/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-histories-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140283792 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3642 Gods Philosphers by James Hannam God’s Philosophers (2010) by James Hannam – Icon Books Available from Crappy Old Books – Slightly battered, thoroughly brainy. Think the Middle Ages were a scientific wasteland? Think again. In God’s Philosophers, James Hannam cheerfully dismantles the myth of medieval ignorance and shines a spotlight on the monks, scholars, and misfits who laid the intellectual foundations for the Scientific Revolution. From algebra to astronomy, Hannam shows that faith and reason weren’t always enemies—they were often in awkward, robe-clad collaboration. This 2010 Icon Books paperback edition may have been propped under a wobbly desk or two, but it’s still packed with insight, wit, and enough scholastic intrigue to make you re-evaluate everything you thought you knew about the Dark Ages. Crappy Old Books – Smart reads in scruffy covers. Condition is like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3642/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gods-philosophers-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Icon Books 9781848311503 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3641 Swahili by DV Perrott Swahili (1975) by D.V. Perrott – David McKay Offered by Crappy Old Books – where the books are dusty but the language still speaks. Brush up your greetings, master the noun classes, and wrestle with verb structures in this classic 1975 introduction to Swahili by D.V. Perrott. Published by David McKay, this unassuming paperback has been the faithful guide of many a wide-eyed linguist, Peace Corps volunteer, or curious traveller who thought, "How hard can it be?" (Spoiler: it’s hard. But Perrott does his best.) This is old-school language instruction—no QR codes, no apps, no nonsense. Just tattered pages, occasional marginalia from someone braver than you, and the gentle musk of academia past. Crappy Old Books – Unearthing forgotten knowledge, one foxed page at a time. I think the first fwe pages are missing, but its nothing serious, it just starts at the introduction, so all the stuff about when it was published is not there. ex-library book, frony page might have been torn out when discarded. Date is a guess. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3641/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/swahili-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David McKay 9780340058237 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3640 Colemanballs 8 by Private Eye Colemanballs 8 (1996) – Private Eye, Corgi Books Another classic from Crappy Old Books – proudly unread by scholars. Back for more verbal mayhem, Colemanballs 8 delivers another pitch-perfect collection of sporting slip-ups, baffling banter, and unintentionally brilliant broadcasts — all lovingly plucked from the mouths of pundits, commentators, and coaches who forgot the mic was live. Published by Corgi in 1996, this Private Eye compilation is a glorious trainwreck of tortured metaphors, mangled clichés, and linguistic own goals. This copy? A bit dog-eared, pages slightly tanned, and the spine’s seen more action than a 90-minute nil-nil draw — but it’s still got the comic timing of a commentator shouting "GOAL!" at a throw-in. Crappy Old Books – Where vintage nonsense lives on, loudly and incorrectly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3640/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colemanballs-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552145213 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3639 Herbs For All Seasons by R Hemphill Herbs For All Seasons (1977) by R. Hemphill – Penguin Books Purveyed proudly by Crappy Old Books – Specialists in the slightly musty. Step into the earthy, aromatic world of herbs with this 1977 Penguin paperback from R. Hemphill, where parsley isn’t just a garnish and sage has more to offer than wisdom. Herbs For All Seasons is a charming guide to growing, using, and occasionally over-boiling your way through a kitchen garden. Packed with old-school wisdom, rustic remedies, and botanical enthusiasm, it’s perfect for anyone who thinks supermarkets just don’t smell right. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s aged like a fine chamomile—creased, yellowed, and with the kind of spine crack that says "well-loved" (or possibly "sat on"). Possibly contains a dried thyme sprig between pages 37 and 38. No promises. Crappy Old Books – Where paperbacks are seasoned, not pristine. Well preserved book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3639/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/herbs-for-all-seasons-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140462173 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3638 The Companion Guide To London by David Piper The Companion Guide to London (1970) by David Piper – Fontana Edition Available now from Crappy Old Books – where faded charm is part of the package. Step into the foggy grandeur of post-war London with David Piper’s The Companion Guide to London, a cultured, intelligent wander through the capital’s streets, squares, and stories. First published in 1964 and reprinted in this handy 1970 Fontana paperback, Piper’s guide is part travelogue, part love letter to a city steeped in art, architecture, and quiet eccentricity. This isn’t your average tourist book – it’s more like strolling the city with a witty, well-read uncle who insists on pointing out every overlooked statue, forgotten church, and obscure historical footnote. Piper’s prose is elegant and dryly humorous, making even the most rain-soaked alleyway sound like a place you simply must visit. Our copy? Slightly dog-eared, possibly annotated by a mysterious previous owner with strong opinions on Wren and Nash. Smells like second-hand grandeur and dried tea bags. Crappy Old Books – For readers who like their paperbacks well-travelled. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3638/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-companion-guide-to-london-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3637 The Red Badge Of Courage by Stephen Crane The Red Badge of Courage (1983) by Stephen Crane – Penguin American Library Sold proudly by Crappy Old Books – where every page turn comes with a whiff of history. Stephen Crane’s classic Civil War novel gets the Penguin treatment in this 1983 edition, complete with scholarly intro and that unmistakable early-‘80s paperback feel. The Red Badge of Courage follows young Henry Fleming as he grapples with fear, cowardice, and what it really means to be brave—all while trying not to get bayoneted. Our copy? It’s seen things. Bent corners, yellowing pages, maybe even a coffee stain that looks suspiciously like Robert E. Lee. But the words are intact, the spine still clings to life, and Henry’s existential dread is just as potent as ever. Crappy Old Books – Because clean copies are for cowards. Well preserved copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3637/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-red-badge-of-courage-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin American Library 9780140390216 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3636 Gilbert and Sullivan by Hesketh Pearson Gilbert and Sullivan (1954) by Hesketh Pearson – Penguin Books Offered by Crappy Old Books – Where character counts more than condition. Dive into the whimsical world of Victorian operetta with Hesketh Pearson’s lively and irreverent biography of the legendary duo, W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan. First published in 1954 and reissued in classic Penguin paperback style, this volume mixes theatrical gossip, backstage drama, and a touch of British eccentricity. Pearson doesn’t just chronicle their successes—The Mikado, H.M.S. Pinafore, The Pirates of Penzance—but also their clashing egos, comic feuds, and the curious alchemy that created enduring musical magic. This is no dry academic tome—it’s spirited, snarky, and surprisingly sharp for a book old enough to remember the coronation. Our copy? Let’s just say it’s been well-loved. Expect creases, foxing, and the unmistakable scent of literary nostalgia. Crappy Old Books – Because pristine is boring. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3636/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gilbert-and-sullivan-jul-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3635 The Shape Of Water by Andrea Camilleri The Shape of Water (2017) by Andrea Camilleri – Picador Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the dusty, sun-soaked backstreets of Sicily with The Shape of Water, the debut novel that introduced the world to Inspector Montalbano — Camilleri’s grumpy, food-loving, justice-seeking detective with a knack for cutting through corruption. When a prominent figure is found dead in compromising circumstances, the local authorities are keen to close the case. But Montalbano smells something fishy (and for once, it’s not his lunch). This 2017 Picador reissue of the classic brings all the charm, wit, and sardonic humour fans have come to love — though our copy might have a coffee ring or two (hey, it’s Crappy Old Books, not Pristine New Ones). Perfect for lovers of Mediterranean noir, political satire, and books with a little grit under the fingernails. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3635/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-shape-of-water-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9781509850372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3633 Republican Party Reptile by PJ ORourke Republican Party Reptile (1987) by P.J. O’Rourke (Picador) – Sold by Crappy Old Books A riotous blend of libertarian mischief and sharp political satire, Republican Party Reptile is P.J. O’Rourke at his most irreverent. From extolling the virtues of fast cars and wild parties to dissecting the absurdities of American politics, O’Rourke skewers left, right, and everything in between with a Marlboro in one hand and a copy of The Economist in the other. Whether he’s crashing a Yuppie love-in or laying out his manifesto for fun-loving conservatives, this 1987 cult classic captures the swagger and sarcasm of a man who proudly declared: "I want a government so small it fits in my pants." Slightly yellowed pages, possibly a coffee ring or two — just enough crust to prove you’re reading something worthwhile. Available now from Crappy Old Books: because new books don’t have this much attitude. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3633/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/republican-party-reptile-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330300322 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3632 The Three Hostages by John Buchan The Three Hostages (1995) by John Buchan – Wordsworth Classics Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into espionage the old-fashioned way with The Three Hostages, Buchan’s fourth Richard Hannay adventure — now reissued in this charmingly yellowing 1995 Wordsworth Classics paperback. Retired from the cloak-and-dagger life (as if that ever works), Hannay is lured back into the game when a sinister criminal syndicate kidnaps three innocent souls. Naturally, it’s up to our stiff-upper-lipped hero to rescue them, all while deciphering poetry, dodging hypnotists, and frowning heroically. This edition may be slightly foxed and suspiciously well-loved (we call it “patina”), but the text still thrills with that signature mix of Edwardian grit, imperial derring-do, and gloriously dated dialogue. Perfect for readers who like their spies with monocles and their villains disturbingly articulate. Condition: Slight creases, mild whiff of damp attic — but otherwise totally readable. Crappy Old Books rating: 4/5 Musty Pages. As new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3632/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-three-hostages-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781853262524 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3630 The Man Who Mistook His wife For A Hat by Oliver Sacks The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat (1985) by Oliver Sacks — Picador edition Available now from Crappy Old Books Step into the curious, compassionate, and at times confounding world of neurological oddities in Oliver Sacks’ groundbreaking classic, The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat. First published in 1985, this Picador edition brings together a series of real-life case studies that read like surreal short stories, featuring patients whose minds behave in extraordinary and bewildering ways. From the title case of a man unable to distinguish his wife from a hat, to tales of memory loss, phantom limbs, and musical savants, Sacks combines the clinical with the deeply human. His writing is as insightful as it is empathetic, making this a cult favourite for readers of psychology, medicine, and the just plain weird. It’s worn, it’s yellowed, and it might smell a bit like the 1980s—but that’s how we like it at Crappy Old Books. Ideal for lovers of battered brilliance and brain-bending reads. Neat condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3630/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-who-mistook-his-wife-for-a-hat-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3629 Poems Of Herrick by JC Squire Poems of Herrick (1950) – Edited by J.C. Squire – Nelson Classics Sold by Crappy Old Books A charmingly battered volume from Nelson Classics, this 1950 edition of Poems of Herrick gathers the lyrical finery of Robert Herrick under the watchful editorial eye of J.C. Squire. Expect pastoral flirtations, odes to blossoms, and the occasional dash of carpe diem, all delivered in that cheerfully antique tone Herrick perfected. The book itself shows its age—foxing, soft corners, and that distinct scent of academic neglect—but still holds together like an old friend who refuses to leave the party. Perfect for lovers of 17th-century verse, mildly crumbling paperbacks, and literary optimism in rough condition. Another proudly imperfect gem from Crappy Old Books—because new books don’t smell like this. Not sure of the date, but its quite old. Small hardback with plastic coated dust jacket. 470 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3629/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poems-of-herrick-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3626 Daddy Long Legs by Jean Webster Daddy Long Legs (1959) by Jean Webster – Hodder and Stoughton Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books This charming 1959 Hodder and Stoughton edition of Daddy Long Legs brings Jean Webster’s beloved classic back to life in all its heartwarming, epistolary glory. Follow the spirited Jerusha “Judy” Abbott as she escapes the dreary life of an orphanage thanks to a mysterious benefactor—whom she affectionately dubs “Daddy-Long-Legs.” Through witty, endearing letters, Judy blossoms at college, discovering her voice, her independence, and perhaps even love. This copy from Crappy Old Books has all the quirks you’d expect: yellowed pages, a spine that’s seen better days, and that unmistakable smell of literary nostalgia. It might not win any beauty contests, but like Judy herself, it’s full of character and charm. Perfect for lovers of vintage books and romantic optimism with a feminist streak. Slightly battered, endlessly lovable—just how we like ’em. Hardback with dust jacket in good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3626/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/daddy-long-legs-jul-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3625 Skeleton In Search Of A Cupboard by Elizabeth Ferrars Skeleton In Search Of A Cupboard (1982) by Elizabeth Ferrars – Book Club Associates Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books A charmingly morbid title and a cracking good mystery—Skeleton In Search Of A Cupboard sees Elizabeth Ferrars at her sly, understated best. When a literal skeleton turns up in a quiet English home, secrets long buried begin to surface, dragging the reluctant sleuths into a web of polite deceit, inherited guilt, and genteel danger. Ferrars, the grande dame of middle-class murder, serves up intrigue with a dry wit and a cup of tea. This 1982 Book Club Associates hardcover is exactly the sort of slightly battered gem Crappy Old Books is proud to offer. It’s not pristine, but it’s got character—like the skeleton in question. Perfect for fans of classic British mysteries who like their corpses well-aged and their dust jackets slightly curled. Nice condition, hardback, good dust jacket, barely read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3625/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/skeleton-in-search-of-a-cupboard-jul-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3624 German Made Simple by Eugene Jackson & Adolph Geiger German Made Simple (1978) by Eugene Jackson & Adolph Geiger – WH Allen Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your lederhosen and dive into the gloriously yellowed pages of German Made Simple, the 1978 WH Allen edition of Eugene Jackson and Adolph Geiger’s no-nonsense language guide. Promising a "quick and thorough grounding in German," this cold war-era classic teaches you essential grammar, vocabulary, and conversational phrases with all the charm of a brisk handshake and a stern nod. Perfect for armchair linguists, vintage book hoarders, or anyone looking to brush up on their ichs and du bist without a flashy app in sight. Slightly foxed, probably pencilled-in, and smelling faintly of schoolbags and post-war optimism — it’s German the Crappy Old Books way: dependable, direct, and delightfully dated. Slight water damage, but it only effects the page edges and has stained them, the main book block is unaffected. Very useable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3624/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/german-made-simple-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WH Allen 9780491015424 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3622 Anglicanism by Stephen Neil Anglicanism (1965) – Stephen Neill | Pelican Books Sold by Crappy Old Books – Because not everything old is rubbish. Just most of it. Dive into the delightful ecclesiastical maze that is the Church of England with Stephen Neill’s Anglicanism—a crisp, thoughtful, and occasionally weary overview of a denomination perpetually trying to balance candles, compromise, and the Thirty-Nine Articles. First published by Pelican Books back when people still wore hats to church, this 1965 gem is equal parts theology, history, and British understatement. Whether you’re a lapsed Anglican, a curious outsider, or just someone who enjoys musty paperbacks with the faint aroma of vicarage sherry, this one’s for you. Warning: Contains mild opinions, firm convictions, and absolutely no guitar worship. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3622/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anglicanism-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3621 The Epic Of Gilgamesh by Betty Radice The Epic of Gilgamesh (1976) – Translated by N.K. Sandars, Introduction by Betty Radice – Penguin Classics Edition Sold by: Crappy Old Books Dive into the world’s oldest surviving story – now with that unmistakable musty scent only time and neglect can produce! This 1976 Penguin Classics edition of The Epic of Gilgamesh, introduced by Betty Radice and translated by N.K. Sandars, brings the ancient Mesopotamian tale of gods, kings, and existential dread into your slightly damp living room. From heroic bromance to doomed quests for immortality, this slim paperback packs more drama than a modern soap opera, and none of the happy endings. Expect a few crinkled pages, some suspicious underlining, and a spine that’s held together by sheer willpower – but hey, the wisdom of 4,000 years deserves a little wear and tear. Perfect for fans of myth, ancient literature, or anyone who enjoys reading epics while wondering what that stain on page 23 might be. Condition: Crappy but readable. Binding intact (mostly). Smells like history – or maybe mildew. Crappy Old Books – because new is overrated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3621/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-epic-of-gilgamesh-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140441000 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3620 A History Of Italian Literature by JH Whitfield A History of Italian Literature (1960) – J.H. Whitfield – Pelican Books Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the melodramatic, sun-drenched world of Dante, Petrarch, Boccaccio, and beyond with A History of Italian Literature by J.H. Whitfield — a Pelican Books classic from 1960. This scholarly yet surprisingly readable survey trots dutifully through centuries of poetry, prose, and passionate epistolary outbursts, from medieval mystics to modernist misfits. Whitfield keeps his academic tweed jacket firmly buttoned, but there’s wit between the lines if you squint hard enough. Perfect for armchair scholars, pasta-fueled romantics, or anyone who’s ever pretended to read The Divine Comedy. This copy is brought to you by Crappy Old Books — it’s a bit tanned, smells faintly of forgotten libraries, and might contain marginalia from a long-dead undergraduate. In other words: it’s perfect. Near new condition, as though never read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3620/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-italian-literature-jul-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3619 Collected Poems of Alfred Noyes Vol 1 by Alfred Noyes Collected Poems of Alfred Noyes Vol. 1 (1918) – Alfred Noyes Published by William Blackwood and Sons – Offered by Crappy Old Books Step back into the lyrical twilight of the early 20th century with Collected Poems of Alfred Noyes Vol. 1, a 1918 edition gathering some of the most evocative and rhythm-rich works of one of England’s most popular poets of the era. From the haunting gallop of The Highwayman to the oceanic grandeur of Drake and The Barrel-Organ, this volume celebrates Noyes’ melodic mastery and romantic vision. This vintage copy, proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, carries all the charm you’d expect from a century-old tome—faint foxing, maybe a slightly cocked spine, and that unmistakable whiff of literary history. Ideal for poetry lovers, collectors of Edwardian verse, or anyone who likes their reading with a touch of dust and grandeur. Because some books age beautifully. Even the crappy old ones. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3619/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collected-poems-by-alfred-noyes-jul-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Blackwood and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3618 Heroes Of The Great Republic by Walter Scott Heroes of the Great Republic (1892) – Walter Scott (Yes, that Walter Scott… maybe) Sold by Crappy Old Books – because someone’s gotta do it March proudly through the yellowed pages of Heroes of the Great Republic, a rousing (and possibly confused) tribute to brave souls from the early days of the United States — penned by Walter Scott (or at least someone with his name). Is it the legendary Scottish novelist dabbling in American patriotism posthumously? Or just a namesake with a flair for flowery prose and heroic yarns? Who knows! What we do know is that this 1892 relic is stuffed with gloriously dated sentiments, moral grandeur, and enough old-timey reverence to make your bookshelf stand up and salute. Expect glorified tales, questionable facts, and the faint smell of history—or mildew. Bound in aged dignity, this book is perfect for collectors, irony enthusiasts, and anyone who loves their history served with a side of mystery. Condition: Old. Probably smells like a Civil War reenactment tent. Crappy? Absolutely. But also kind of great. Not 100% sure of date but other copies are dated 1892 as first editions. Good copy although the inner front cover is showing the spine cloth, but its not structural, all it needs is some archival grade paper glued over the top. The book block binding is perfect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3618/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heroes-of-the-great-republic-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Walter Scott no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3616 Poems Of Our Time by Richard Church and Mildred Bozman Poems of Our Time (1946) – Richard Church & Mildred Bozman (Everyman’s Library) Sold by Crappy Old Books – for lovers of worn pages and wartime verse This 1946 anthology, Poems of Our Time, selected by Richard Church and Mildred Bozman, gathers the spirit and struggle of a generation shaped by conflict, change, and quiet endurance. Part of the venerable Everyman’s Library series, this volume brings together contemporary voices of the early 20th century – from the trenches of the First World War to the home fronts of the Second – in poems that reflect both personal and national reckonings. Expect faded covers, foxed pages, and that unmistakable smell of history. Perfect for anyone who prefers their poetry with a touch of grit and a whiff of attic dust. At Crappy Old Books, we don’t just sell used books—we peddle ghosts. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3616/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poems-of-our-time-1900-1942-jul-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3615 The Lake District by MJB Baddeley The Lake District (1950) – M.J.B. Baddeley (Ward Lock and Co) Sold by Crappy Old Books – because not everything old is gold… but some of it is gloriously musty. Step back into post-war Britain with this charmingly outdated yet oddly delightful guide to the Lake District, penned by M.J.B. Baddeley and published by Ward Lock & Co in 1950. Expect nostalgic ramblings, forgotten footpaths, and directions that reference landmarks that no longer exist. Filled with vintage maps, lovingly verbose prose, and suggestions for scenic walks where the sheep vastly outnumber the tourists (at least in 1950), this book is perfect for armchair ramblers, retro travel geeks, or anyone who just really likes crumbly old guidebooks. Dog-eared, possibly scribbled in, and smelling faintly of someone’s granddad’s attic—this is a true Crappy Old Book classic. Great condition with 20 maps and plans. The maps are full colour and fold out to quite a size. Its an amazing little book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3615/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lake-district-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ward Lock and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3614 The Legacy of the Middle Ages by GC Crump and EF Jacob The Legacy of the Middle Ages (1927) by G.C. Crump & E.F. Jacob – Clarendon Press Offered by Crappy Old Books – Smelling Slightly of Dust and Wisdom Crump and Jacob’s The Legacy of the Middle Ages (Clarendon Press, 1927) is a weighty, unapologetically erudite dive into how the medieval period shaped everything from law and literature to philosophy, politics, and the church. This isn’t some romanticised nonsense about knights and damsels — it’s the real intellectual scaffolding that propped up the modern West. Featuring essays by a range of distinguished scholars of the day (and perhaps one or two who’ve since been quietly forgotten), this hefty tome is ideal for the serious historian or the casual masochist with a fondness for footnotes and Latin. Yes, the cover’s a bit battered. No, we haven’t removed the mysterious marginalia. But that’s what you get from Crappy Old Books: substance, scribbles, and the occasional dried leaf pressed between pages like a forgotten bookmark from 1953. Own a piece of outdated brilliance — before someone modernises it to death. Very good condition, with plates. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3614/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-legacy-of-ythe-middle-ages-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clarendon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3613 Religions Of The World by GM Grant Religions of the World (1901) by G.M. Grant – Sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your pith helmet and prepare to time-travel through theology with Religions of the World (1901) by G.M. Grant, published by A.C. Black. This charmingly outdated volume offers a sweeping (and occasionally eyebrow-raising) survey of global faiths as seen through an Edwardian lens. From Buddhism to Islam, ancient cults to Christianity, Grant tackles them all with the kind of scholarly enthusiasm and imperial confidence that only the early 20th century could produce. Ideal for collectors, curious minds, and those who enjoy a bit of historical perspective with their comparative religion, this well-worn gem is sold — appropriately — by Crappy Old Books. Expect yellowed pages, musty wisdom, and the occasional unintentional chuckle. Theology never looked so quaint. Great condition. Has old price sticker on back, very small and quite removable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3613/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/religions-of-the-world-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AC Black no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3611 The Art and Writing of Robert Louis Stevenson by Robert Louis Stevenson The Art and Writing of Robert Louis Stevenson (1910) – Chatto and Windus – Crappy Old Books Step into the richly imaginative world of The Art and Writing of Robert Louis Stevenson (1910), a charmingly musty volume that captures the wit, wonder, and literary finesse of the legendary author of Treasure Island and Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Published by Chatto and Windus in the days when books were built to outlive empires, this antique oddity is a delightful patchwork of Stevenson’s musings, sketches, and reflections—offering a rare glimpse into both his pen and his palette. Sold, of course, by Crappy Old Books, where the spine may creak, the pages may be foxed, but the magic remains gloriously intact. Ideal for collectors, eccentrics, or anyone who enjoys the faint whiff of Edwardian dust with their literature. Very good condition all round. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3611/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-writing-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3609 Through The Wordsworth Country by William Knight Through The Wordsworth Country (1982) by William Knight – Crappy Old Books Edition Step into the misty hills and mossy lanes of the Lake District with Through The Wordsworth Country by William Knight — a nostalgic wander through the landscapes that inspired England’s most brooding bard. First penned in a more romantic century and reissued in 1982 by Sonnenschein, this is a lovingly overwritten, occasionally pompous, yet thoroughly charming guide to the poetic stomping grounds of William Wordsworth. Expect scenic ramblings, poetic name-drops, and the kind of scholarly enthusiasm that only a Victorian academic could muster. It’s part travelogue, part literary pilgrimage, and 100% the kind of book you buy from Crappy Old Books when you’re in the mood for damp fells, daffodils, and a little second-hand soul-searching. Condition: A bit foxed, possibly smells like a second-hand tweed jacket. Recommended for: Poets, wanderers, armchair ramblers, and fans of overlong sentences. good binding. I have reinforced some inner joins with glue, but quite discretely. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3609/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/through-the-wordsworth-country-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sonnenschein no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3608 Small Boat Through France by Roger Pilkington Small Boat Through France (1965) by Roger Pilkington – Macmillan Press Sold by Crappy Old Books Take a gentle cruise back to mid-century Europe with Roger Pilkington’s Small Boat Through France, the 1965 gem that charts a charmingly slow journey through the backwaters of a bygone France. Aboard his trusty cabin cruiser Commodore, Pilkington weaves together dry wit, historical nuggets, and quiet observations of life along the canals and rivers, capturing the eccentricities of both the French countryside and the Englishman abroad. Part travelogue, part cultural time capsule, this is armchair escapism at its most genteel. Offered by Crappy Old Books – it may be foxed, faded, or faintly musty, but it still floats. Nice condition all round. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3608/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/small-boat-through-france-jul-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3607 In The Wilds Of Florida by WHG Kingston In The Wilds of Florida (1897) by W.H.G. Kingston – Crappy Old Books Edition Step into the steamy swamps and tangled forests of 19th-century Florida in this long-forgotten classic of Victorian adventure. In The Wilds of Florida (1897) by W.H.G. Kingston, published by Thomas Nelson and Sons, delivers everything you’d expect from a Kingston tale: bold boys, moral lessons, and the occasional alligator. Join our plucky young heroes as they brave hurricanes, hostile wildlife, and the general inconvenience of being British in the American wilderness. Is it historically accurate? Not exactly. Is it thrilling? Arguably. Is it a charming relic of empire-era storytelling packed with outdated attitudes and questionable geography? Absolutely. Sold with love (and a bit of mildew) by Crappy Old Books – where yesterday’s forgotten fiction gets one more chance to confuse and delight. Very nice copy, with illustrations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3607/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-wilds-of-florida-jul-2025.jpg 25.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3606 Wild Lakeland by MacKenzie MacBride Wild Lakeland (1928) by MacKenzie MacBride – A&C Black Sold by Crappy Old Books Fancy a wander through the windswept fells of the Lake District without leaving your musty armchair? Wild Lakeland is MacKenzie MacBride’s charmingly earnest tribute to one of England’s most beloved landscapes. Packed with vintage observations, rambling prose, and the occasional poetic sigh about sheep, streams, and stormy skies, this 1928 classic delivers that nostalgic British nature writing you didn’t know you needed. This copy is old. It smells like every National Trust gift shop ever. The pages have seen things. But if you love antiquated field notes, sketchy printing, and the gentle hum of someone quietly losing their mind over a hill, you’ll be right at home. Buy it, stick it on the shelf, and pretend you’re outdoorsy. Nice copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3606/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wild-lakeland-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A and C Black no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3605 In Search Of South Africa by HV Morton In Search of South Africa (1948) – H.V. Morton (Methuen) Sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your pith helmet and prepare for a post-war ramble through the Union of South Africa as only H.V. Morton could deliver — with charm, curiosity, and a good dose of imperial-era blinkers. First published in 1948, In Search of South Africa captures the country at a pivotal moment in its tangled history, just as apartheid was tightening its grip. Morton does his best to be open-minded (for 1948), but this is very much the genteel travelogue of an Englishman abroad — complete with quaint observations, cultural generalisations, and a fondness for the railway timetable. This edition from Methuen is as battered as the empire it once belonged to — scuffed cover, yellowed pages, the odd pencil note from a long-dead reader who may or may not have agreed with Morton’s opinions. Perfect for fans of vintage travel writing, colonial nostalgia, or anyone who wants to see South Africa through a typewriter tinted with pipe smoke. Crappy, yes. But in that good, time-warp kind of way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3605/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-search-of-south-africa-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3604 Grouch And Me by Groucho Marx Grouch and Me (1959) by Groucho Marx – Victor Gollancz Edition Offered by Crappy Old Books – “Mildly Foxed, Deeply Funny” Step into the cigar-scented world of Groucho Marx—legendary wisecracker, eyebrow-wiggler, and unlikely philosopher—in Grouch and Me, his 1959 memoir that proves a punchline can be both sharp and oddly touching. Published by Victor Gollancz in that glorious pre-Beatles era when wit still wore a dinner jacket, this book dishes out a whirlwind of vaudeville hijinks, Hollywood anarchy, and Groucho’s own sardonic reflections on life, fame, and his formidable moustache. This copy, lovingly battered and mildly musty, comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books—your favourite source for charmingly yellowed pages and unexpected belly laughs. Perfect for anyone who thinks modern humour could use more cigars and fewer hashtags. dust jacket is plastic wrapped and a bit creased. Also, book has had a bit of a ding at the back and the spine is slightly out of line, but its all strong with no loose pages and you could tame it back over time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3604/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/groucho-and-me-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Victor Gollancz no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3603 Our Fellow Men by HV Morton Our Fellow Men (1936) by H.V. Morton – Methuen Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the streets, parlours, pubs, and peculiar corners of 1930s Britain with H.V. Morton’s Our Fellow Men—a character-rich collection of essays that capture the everyday lives of the people who made the country tick. With Morton’s signature warmth, wit, and journalistic curiosity, this book introduces us to the ordinary and the odd, the noble and the nonsensical, from taxi drivers to toffs, from war veterans to wandering preachers. Published by Methuen in 1936, this charming period piece is more than just a snapshot—it’s a time machine in tatty boards. Our copy comes with all the delightful hallmarks of a life well-shelved: a scuffed spine, yellowing pages, and the faint smell of yesterday’s pipe smoke. Perfect for fans of vintage travel writing, social history, or anyone who prefers their Britain sepia-toned and a bit frayed at the edges. Another forgotten gem, rescued from obscurity by Crappy Old Books—because some stories are too human to be left behind. Slightly slanted spine, but solid binding and everything sound. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3603/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/our-fellow-men-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3602 Isles Of The Island by SPB Mais Isles Of The Island (1934) by S.P.B. Mais — Putnam Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Wander through the windswept coastlines and forgotten corners of Britain in Isles Of The Island, S.P.B. Mais’s evocative love letter to the rural and rugged landscapes of the British Isles. First published in 1934, this charming travelogue blends lyrical prose with gentle social observation, capturing a time before motorways and mass tourism changed the map forever. Mais—broadcaster, teacher, and tireless rambler—guides readers through sleepy hamlets, wild moors, and tucked-away seaside towns with a mix of nostalgia and curiosity. Expect crumbling cottages, eccentric locals, and plenty of misty hilltops. This well-worn volume, issued by Putnam, shows its age in all the best ways: foxing, frayed edges, and that unmistakable smell of literary time travel. Perfect for armchair explorers and fans of vintage British wanderings. Another slightly battered treasure, proudly offered by Crappy Old Books—because not all journeys require a passport, and not all books need to be shiny. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3602/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/isles-of-the-asland-jul-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Putnam no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3601 the-call-of-england-jul-2025 by HV Morton The Call of England – July 2025 (1930) by H.V. Morton (Methuen) | Crappy Old Books Take a wistful stroll through interwar England with H.V. Morton as your ever-curious guide. Originally published in 1930, The Call of England is a charming, nostalgic collection of travel essays that captures the landscapes, towns, and quirks of a nation still recovering from the Great War. Morton’s eye for detail and affection for the English countryside make this a timeless read for armchair adventurers and vintage travel buffs alike. This particular copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, has seen better days — a bit foxed, spine weary, pages that have definitely been thumbed — but it still carries that unmistakable musty romance of a book that’s been places (probably a few damp shelves and dusty attics). A true slice of literary heritage with a crusty edge. Perfect for collectors, Anglophiles, or anyone who enjoys England served with a side of crumbling charm. Spine has clearly faded. Has an ownership sticker inside from 1930s presumably, very old. cup rinf on cover. Good condition otherwise. Has black and white, and colour plates. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3601/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-call-of-england-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3600 History Of British India by JH Stocqueler History of British India (1865) – J.H. Stocqueler (Darton and Hodge) As Sold by Crappy Old Books Dusty, dog-eared, and full of imperial intrigue – this 1865 edition of History of British India by J.H. Stocqueler is your ticket to the grand (and occasionally deluded) vision of Victorian empire-building. With all the pomp and prejudice of the era, Stocqueler serves up a sweeping narrative of British exploits, conflicts, and conquests in the subcontinent – all lovingly preserved in a volume that smells like it’s been through a few monsoons of its own. Published by Darton and Hodge and packed with 19th-century attitudes, this is less a balanced history and more a fascinating artifact of how the British liked to tell the story back then. Expect old-school maps, florid prose, and the kind of colonial confidence that can only come from a top hat and a terrible misunderstanding of an entire culture. Perfect for history buffs, post-colonial scholars, or anyone with a bookshelf that just isn’t quite creaky enough. Condition: Worn but readable – like the Empire itself. Warning: Contains outdated views, overlong footnotes, and a faint whiff of pipe tobacco. Excellent condition with only a couple of ownership marks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3600/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/history-of-british-india-jul-2025.jpg 50.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Darton and Hodge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3599 Minor Scottish Poets by William Sharp Minor Scottish Poets (1888) by William Sharp (Walter Scott) Sold by Crappy Old Books – Proudly Imperfect Since Never A charming dive into the overlooked corners of Scottish verse, Minor Scottish Poets (1888) by William Sharp (writing under the name Walter Scott) celebrates the lyrical voices that history forgot to canonise. From heartfelt ballads to witty rhymes, this volume is a testament to the richness of Scotland’s poetic past—warts, whimsy, and all. Condition: A noble survivor with some water damage—perfectly readable, but don’t take it swimming. Adds that extra layer of authenticity (and maybe a whiff of the Highlands). Own a piece of literary history with a bit of a soggy backstory—because at Crappy Old Books, we believe books should come with character. The water damage is minimal and seems to have only effected the boards, as per image, giving it a real charm, like you carry it around in your pocket everywhere because your incredibly intelligent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3599/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scottish-minor-poets-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Walter Scott no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3598 Ancient History From The Monuments - Persia by WSW Vaux Ancient History From The Monuments – Persia (1930s) by W.S.W. Vaux (Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge) Sold by Crappy Old Books Unearth the grandeur and mystery of ancient Persia with this fascinating 1930s volume from the “Ancient History From The Monuments” series. Written by W.S.W. Vaux and published by the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge, this compact yet compelling book explores the empires of Cyrus, Darius, and Xerxes through the lens of archaeological discovery and early historical interpretation. Expect faded maps, old-school scholarship, and just a whiff of imperial bias — all wrapped in that charmingly musty, timeworn style Crappy Old Books is proud to offer. Ideal for armchair historians, vintage book lovers, and anyone who prefers their history with a bit of foxing and a lot of character. Because nothing says "deep dive into antiquity" like a brittle spine and some archaic theology on the side. I have glued back most of the tatty bits on the spine in a bid to preserve it a little more. Binding and book block etc is otherwise in good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3598/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ancient-history-from-the-monuments-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society For Promoting Christian Knowledge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3597 Ancient Stained And Painted Glass by FS Eden Ancient Stained and Painted Glass (1913) by F.S. Eden Published by Cambridge University Press – Available from Crappy Old Books Step into the luminous world of medieval craftsmanship with Ancient Stained and Painted Glass by F.S. Eden, a richly detailed 1913 study of ecclesiastical glasswork across the centuries. Published by the venerable Cambridge University Press, this scholarly yet accessible volume blends historical insight with a reverence for the artistry of bygone ages. Whether you’re a stained glass enthusiast, a student of medieval art, or just someone who enjoys dusty old things with pretty pictures, this book delivers. Expect black-and-white illustrations, thoughtful commentary, and that unmistakable scent of antique paper. Offered by Crappy Old Books – because history deserves a second chance, even if the spine’s a bit wobbly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3597/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ancient-stained-and-painted-glass-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3596 Resurrection by Leo Tolstoy Resurrection (1962) by Leo Tolstoy – The World’s Classics Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Crappy Old Books proudly presents Resurrection, Leo Tolstoy’s powerful final novel, in this battered-but-still-readable 1962 edition from The World’s Classics series. Expect yellowed pages, a spine that’s seen better days, and that faint, comforting whiff of literary decay – but inside, Tolstoy’s scathing critique of injustice and moral hypocrisy is as sharp as ever. Follow Prince Dmitri as he seeks redemption for a youthful sin that ruined the life of a peasant girl turned prisoner, in a story that exposes the rot of the Russian penal and judicial systems. Ideal for readers who like their classics with a bit of wear and their conscience stirred. Perfect for fans of Russian guilt, existential crises, and books that look like they’ve actually been read. Dust jacket has been plastic coated for protection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3596/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/resurrection-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Worlds Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3595 Our Daily Course by HG Tunnicliff Our Daily Course (1935) by H.G. Tunnicliff – SCM Press Sold by Crappy Old Books A thoughtful relic from the interwar years, Our Daily Course by H.G. Tunnicliff offers a meditative exploration of daily Christian living in a rapidly changing world. First published in 1935 by SCM Press, this slim yet earnest volume blends gentle theology with practical devotion, aiming to guide readers through the moral and spiritual rhythms of everyday life. With its quiet sincerity and period charm, it reflects the sensibilities of a bygone era—when faith and routine walked hand in hand. A bit battered, possibly scribbled in by an optimistic curate or two, but still marching on—because that’s just how we like them at Crappy Old Books. Small hardback book with verses to help you through the day. Complete with plastic coated dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3595/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/our-daily-course-jul-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SCM Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3594 The Struggle Of The Modern by Stephen Spender The Struggle of the Modern (1963) by Stephen Spender – Crappy Old Books Stephen Spender’s The Struggle of the Modern is a high-minded, mid-century trawl through the conflicting currents of modernism, written with all the earnestness you’d expect from a poet-critic trying to make sense of art, politics, and culture in a world that won’t sit still. Published in 1963 by Hamish Hamilton, this book wrestles with the roles of the writer and intellectual in the 20th century, navigating the awkward terrain between moral responsibility and aesthetic ambition. Spender brings in everyone from Eliot to Orwell, Marx to Picasso, in his grand effort to pin down the ever-shifting idea of the "modern." Our copy? Worn, well-loved, and possibly used as a coaster at some point — but all pages are present, and the ideas are as chewy as ever. Perfect for readers who enjoy intellectual gymnastics and don’t mind a few musty pages along the way. Available now at Crappy Old Books – because the future is overrated. Ex-library book from Suffolk Libraries. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3594/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-struggle-of-the-modern-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3593 The New Forest - Its History and Scenery by John R Wise The New Forest – Its History and Scenery (1867) by John R. Wise – Sold by Crappy Old Books Take a meandering stroll through the heart of Victorian England’s wilderness with The New Forest – Its History and Scenery by John R. Wise. First published in 1867 by Smith, Elder and Co., this beautifully wordy volume blends history, folklore, and rich natural description into one gloriously overgrown package. With original illustrations by the legendary Walter Crane, it’s part travelogue, part historical sketch, and part "let’s get lost in the woods and talk about Saxons." Perfect for lovers of antiquated prose, mossy landscapes, and books that smell slightly of damp tweed, this copy is proudly offered by Crappy Old Books – because modern reprints just don’t have enough foxing or personality. Good strong binding and good all round condition, however, I have added a small seam of glue ro front and back inner covers along the joint as they were starting to come away, Very discrete repair. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3593/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-forest-its-history-and-scenery-jul-2025.jpg 50.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Smith Elder and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3592 The Beast In Me And Other Animals by James Thurber The Beast In Me And Other Animals (1949) by James Thurber – Crappy Old Books From the ever-scribbling mind of James Thurber comes The Beast In Me And Other Animals, a 1949 collection of wit, whimsy, and wonderfully neurotic creatures — both real and imagined. Originally published by Hamish Hamilton, this oddball menagerie blends Thurber’s signature ink-spattered cartoons with sharply drawn prose, skewering everything from domestic life to the daft absurdities of the animal kingdom. This copy has all the charm you’d expect from a Crappy Old Book: yellowed pages, a suspicious stain or two, and that unmistakable “attic” aroma. But inside? Pure Thurber — clever, cranky, and surprisingly human. Whether you’re a diehard Thurberite or just in it for the pictures of anxious dogs and existential elephants, this beastly little volume belongs on your shelf (preferably wedged between two better-preserved titles). Condition: Crappy. Cover intact-ish. Pages readable if you squint lovingly. Warning: May contain outdated zoological opinions and extremely dry humour. Faded spine with a slight fade to front and back. Nice condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3592/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-beast-in-me-and-other-animals-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish Hamilton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3591 Swinburnes Collected Poetical Works Vol II by Swinburnes Swinburne’s Collected Poetical Works Vol II (1924) – William Heinemann Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the decadent rhythms and fierce lyricism of Algernon Charles Swinburne with this 1924 William Heinemann edition of Collected Poetical Works Vol II. Brimming with the poet’s trademark sensuality, classical allusions, and musicality, this volume captures Swinburne at his most daring and refined. Published in the twilight of the early 20th century, this handsome hardback is a must for lovers of Victorian verse, literary rebels, and those who prefer their poetry with a touch of scandal. Expect foxing, faded spine lettering, and the faint smell of regret—just as you’d hope from anything sold by Crappy Old Books. Condition: Worn but noble, like a once-famous libertine. Perfect for: Poetry enthusiasts, collectors, and romantics with a gothic streak. Because beauty fades—but good poetry lingers like a ghost in the margins. Obvious fading to spine and part of front cover. 1294 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3591/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/swinburges-collected-poetical-works-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3590 A Writers Notebook by W Somerset Maugham A Writer’s Notebook (1949) by W. Somerset Maugham – William Heinemann Sold by Crappy Old Books Crack open the dusty corners of W. Somerset Maugham’s mind with A Writer’s Notebook, a curiously candid collection of jottings, reflections, and half-baked brilliance from one of the 20th century’s most slyly observant writers. First published in 1949 by William Heinemann, this isn’t just a book—it’s a rummage through Maugham’s private mental attic, where ideas for stories, sharp opinions, and travel observations jostle for space. Perfect for fans of literary eavesdropping, armchair philosophizing, or anyone curious about the messier backstage bits of a polished literary career. This copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, may come with suspicious stains, a cracked spine, and a faint whiff of 1950s pipe smoke—but like all great notebooks, it’s what’s inside that counts. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3590/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-writers-notebook-jul-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3589 Somerset Maughan by John Brophy Somerset Maugham (1952) by John Brophy – National Book League Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books A compact yet insightful tribute to one of the 20th century’s literary giants, Somerset Maugham by John Brophy offers readers a crisp, intelligent appraisal of Maugham’s life and legacy. Published in 1952 by the National Book League, this slender volume distills the essence of Maugham’s storytelling prowess—his cool detachment, worldly cynicism, and enduring popularity—with a scholarly touch that remains accessible to general readers. This copy from Crappy Old Books comes with the usual charm: mildly foxed pages, a few nostalgic scuffs, and the comforting scent of long-settled dust. A perfect addition to any shelf that values literary history, eccentric curations, or simply books with a bit of a past. Because sometimes, a crappy old book is exactly what you’re looking for. Ex-library book with info-label in front cover fron Saint Pancras Public Libraries as well as other various markings for Camden Libraries. 48 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3589/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/somerset-maugham-jul-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books National Book League no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3588 Pages and Pictures from Forgotten Childrens Books by Andrew W Tuer Pages and Pictures from Forgotten Children’s Books (1899) – Andrew W. Tuer (Leadenhall Press) Available from Crappy Old Books Step into the whimsical, slightly strange, and thoroughly enchanting world of Pages and Pictures from Forgotten Children’s Books (1899) by Andrew W. Tuer—a glorious rummage through the dusty corners of Victorian childhood. This lovingly compiled volume from Leadenhall Press revives long-lost tales, nursery rhymes, curious illustrations, and moral lessons that time left behind (and maybe for good reason). A charmingly chaotic tribute to the odd, delightful, and occasionally questionable content once deemed fit for young minds. Rescued from obscurity and now proudly sold by Crappy Old Books, this is the perfect addition to any collection that leans toward the nostalgic, the eccentric, or the beautifully bizarre. A delightful cabinet of curiosities from the golden age of forgotten whimsy—because not all stories should stay lost. Good condition, first edition, with business card in front page from Mr Tuer who states that he would be glad to have his attention drawn to early juvenile books which might have escaped his notice. Has 400 illustrations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3588/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/forgotten-cheildrens-books-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Leadenhall Prefs no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3587 The Days Before Yesterday by Frederic Hamilton The Days Before Yesterday (1931) by Frederic Hamilton Published by Hodder and Stoughton — Offered by Crappy Old Books Step back into a bygone world with The Days Before Yesterday, Frederic Hamilton’s richly detailed memoir of Edwardian England and life in the diplomatic corps before the First World War scattered the old order. With wit, nostalgia, and a sharp eye for character, Hamilton recounts a life of privilege, politics, and pomp, from the drawing rooms of Europe to the back corridors of power. This 1931 edition from Hodder and Stoughton shows its age — foxing, a bruised spine, and that unmistakable "old book" smell — but we think that only adds to its charm. If you’re after a pristine collector’s copy, best look elsewhere. But if you fancy a comfortably worn volume that’s clearly been read, loved, and possibly dropped in the bath, Crappy Old Books has just the one for you. Perfect for fans of memoirs, pre-war history, or simply those who enjoy the genteel decline of empire with their tea. Spine is slightly offset but is barely noticalbe, resulting in front board wanting to sit about 3mm forward of the back board. However, it readilbe sits flush as the spint is in good condition and flexible. Has increadible clothbinding on board resulting in very tactile feel, almost like a piece of clothing. Good condition all round. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3587/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-days-before-yesterday-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stiughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3586 Here There And Everywhere by Frederic Hamilton Here There And Everywhere (1930s) by Frederic Hamilton – Crappy Old Books Wander through a bygone world with Here There And Everywhere by Frederic Hamilton, a charmingly rambling travel memoir from the 1930s. Published by Hodder and Stoughton, this vintage volume captures Hamilton’s dry wit, breezy observations, and very British sense of adventure as he dashes from one corner of the globe to another—sometimes with purpose, often on a whim. Expect faded maps, casual imperialism, and the odd tea break in the middle of nowhere. Perfect for armchair travellers, nostalgia lovers, or anyone who enjoys a good saunter through dusty pages. Sold as-is by Crappy Old Books: yellowed, dog-eared, and probably smells faintly of pipe smoke. Not sure of the date, guessing its 1930s as it was first published in 1921 and this is the 26th edition. Ovious fading to spine and cover, but strong binding and good pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3586/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/here-there-and-everywhere-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3585 Complete Prose by Walt Whitman Complete Prose Works (1920) by Walt Whitman – D. Appleton Edition Offered by Crappy Old Books Step into the freewheeling mind of America’s bard with Complete Prose Works (1920), a sprawling collection of essays, musings, and meditations by Walt Whitman. This D. Appleton edition gathers the poet’s reflections on democracy, war, nature, and the human spirit—raw, ruminative, and occasionally baffling. Expect less polish and more pulse. Whitman writes like he lived: open-hearted, messy, grandiose, and prone to the occasional cosmic ramble. A must-have for collectors, completists, and anyone curious about the prose behind the poetry. Condition? It’s seen some miles—like Uncle Walt himself. Scuffs, foxing, and that sweet musty tang of yesteryear. But the words? Still thumping. Another barely-sellable gem from Crappy Old Books. Very nice untrimmed page edges to side and bottom. Trimmed to top. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3585/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/complete-prose-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books D Appleton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3584 The Encyclopedia Of Lawn Tennis by Maurice Brady The Encyclopedia Of Lawn Tennis (1958) by Maurice Brady – Crappy Old Books Edition Serve up some vintage sporting knowledge with The Encyclopedia Of Lawn Tennis (1958) by Maurice Brady, published by Robert Hale. This delightfully dusty tome captures the golden age of grass-court glory, back when tennis whites were mandatory and wooden rackets ruled the day. Packed with charmingly outdated facts, player profiles, and insights from an era when Björn Borg was still in short trousers (or not even born), it’s a must-have for collectors, tennis nostalgists, and anyone who enjoys their history with a whiff of linseed oil and grass stains. Offered with all the quirks you’d expect from Crappy Old Books — perhaps a foxed page here, a slightly questionable spine there — but full of character and perfect for your bookshelf or eccentric uncle. Game, set, match! Very slight warping to boards meaning the top right part is not as closed as the middle, but its barely noticable. Good strong binding all round. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3584/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-encyclopedia-of-lawn-tennis-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robert Hale no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3583 Highways and Byways in the Lake District with Illustrations by AG Bradley Highways and Byways in the Lake District (1903) by A.G. Bradley – Crappy Old Books Step back in time with Highways and Byways in the Lake District (1903), A.G. Bradley’s richly descriptive journey through one of England’s most beloved landscapes. Published by Macmillan and Co. and adorned with charming illustrations by Joseph Pennell and Hugh Thomson, this classic travelogue captures the romance, history, and rugged beauty of Cumbria’s fells and lakes in true Edwardian style. Whether you’re a seasoned rambler, a literary nostalgia-seeker, or just someone who enjoys a good meander (on paper or in person), this well-worn gem from Crappy Old Books is the perfect companion. Yes, it’s a bit battered—spine weary, pages yellowed, and maybe a faint whiff of pipe smoke—but that’s all part of the charm. Because at Crappy Old Books, we don’t sell mint condition—we sell character. Good condition with plenty of illustrations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3583/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/highways-and0byways-in-the-lake-district-with-illustrations-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan and Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3581 The Prehistory Of East Africa by Sonia Cole The Prehistory of East Africa (1954) by Sonia Cole – Pelican Books Sold by Crappy Old Books Step back into a time before history was written, with The Prehistory of East Africa by Sonia Cole — a scholarly yet surprisingly readable deep-dive into the archaeological and anthropological roots of one of the world’s most significant cradles of humanity. Published in 1954 as part of the classic Pelican series, this volume delivers stone tools, fossilized bones, and sweeping theories with mid-century British gusto. Cole, a respected archaeologist of her time, guides readers through the Paleolithic, Neolithic, and Iron Age cultures of East Africa, offering insight into early human development long before anyone was naming dinosaurs or arguing on the internet. This copy is brought to you by Crappy Old Books — so yes, it smells a bit like your nan’s attic and there may be a suspicious stain or two, but every dog-eared page whispers stories from a time before time. Ideal for vintage nerds, history buffs, and people who want to look smart on the bus. Slight water damage but not too detrimental. Binding and readability still good and edges crisp. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3581/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-prehistory-of-east-africa-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3577 Otherwise Engaged by Simon Gray Otherwise Engaged (1975) by Simon Gray – Sold by Crappy Old Books Meet Simon Hench: cultured, composed, and just trying to enjoy a quiet afternoon with Wagner and a glass of something strong. But peace is a rare luxury in Otherwise Engaged, Simon Gray’s razor-sharp dissection of middle-class civility unraveling at the seams. First performed in 1975 and widely hailed as one of Gray’s finest plays, this darkly comic gem charts one man’s slow descent from smug detachment to explosive confrontation—as old acquaintances, needy neighbours, and the occasional emotionally fraught teenager turn up uninvited and refuse to leave. By turns hilarious and unsettling, Otherwise Engaged explores isolation, intellectual snobbery, and the fragile social masks we wear to keep the world at bay. It’s a masterclass in psychological pressure, served up with wit, menace, and a stiff upper lip. Condition: Lightly yellowed like any good bottle of sherry and just as bitter in places. Slight spine lean—much like the protagonist. Pages intact, sarcasm undiluted. Crappy Old Books: For those who prefer their drama brittle, British, and slightly foxed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3577/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/otherwise-engaged-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eyre Methuen 9780413344304 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3576 Flesh by Brigid Brophy No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3576/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flesh-jul-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3575 Balthazar by Lawrence Durrell Balthazar (1958) by Lawrence Durrell – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step back into the sultry haze of 1930s Alexandria with Balthazar, the second volume of Lawrence Durrell’s acclaimed Alexandria Quartet. Less a sequel than a literary trapdoor, this book rips up everything you thought you understood from Justine and offers a moody, metafictional remix — same events, different eyes, more secrets. Through the sardonic intellect of Balthazar, a doctor steeped in cabalistic lore and dubious wisdom, Durrell peels away the layers of memory, lust, and betrayal with unnerving precision. This is not a novel that comforts — it tangles. It dazzles. It smirks. And if you’re reading it from a tatty, yellowing paperback that smells faintly of pipe smoke and regret, all the better. Condition: Cracked spine, foxed edges, and marginalia that suggest the previous owner may have been in love—or losing their mind. Crappy Old Books: Because no one ever fell in love with a pristine copy. I rinforced the cover with a paper fold and some glue. First edition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3575/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/balthazar-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3574 Student Power by alexander Cockburn and Robin Blackburn Student Power (1969) by Alexander Cockburn & Robin Blackburn – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before social media megaphones and hashtag revolutions, there were pamphlets, placards, and a whole lot of shouting in the quad. Student Power (1969) is a razor-sharp chronicle of the student uprisings that rattled universities and governments in the late 1960s—written with fierce urgency by two of the New Left’s most incisive voices, Alexander Cockburn and Robin Blackburn. This Penguin classic captures the fire and fury of a generation that demanded more than lectures and lab reports. From Paris to London to Berkeley, the authors dissect the ideologies, tactics, and youthful idealism that turned campus protests into international headlines. With Marxist clarity and journalistic bite, Student Power is both a manifesto and a time capsule from an era when barricades felt like blueprints for a better world. Condition: Paperback gently aged like the revolution it describes—yellowed, underlined, and still very much ready to riot. Smells faintly of basement meetings and overdue library fines. Crappy Old Books: Because some ideas are too dangerous to be new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3574/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/student-power-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3573 Free Fall by William Golding Free Fall (1988 reissue) by William Golding – Sold by Crappy Old Books From the Nobel Prize-winning author of Lord of the Flies comes Free Fall, a rich psychological tangle of guilt, memory, and fractured identity. First published in 1959 and reissued in 1988 by Faber and Faber, this novel dives deep into the murky waters of one man’s soul as he attempts to retrace the steps that led him from idealism to moral compromise. Sammy Mountjoy, once a bright young artist, now a prisoner of war and a prisoner of his own choices, attempts to map out his spiritual downfall in a world where free will might be nothing more than an illusion. Told with Golding’s trademark intensity and unsettling insight, Free Fall is a haunting exploration of self-betrayal and the cost of abandoning one’s values in the face of fear and desire. Condition: A bit yellowed, like Sammy’s conscience. Cover scuffed but intact. May smell faintly of pipe smoke and existential dread. Crappy Old Books – Because even damaged minds deserve a second reading. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3573/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/free-fall-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571062843 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3572 Sanity Madness And The Family by RD Laing and A Esterson Sanity, Madness and the Family (1972) by R.D. Laing & A. Esterson – Sold by Crappy Old Books Is madness a personal affliction—or a family affair? In this eye-opening classic from radical psychiatrist R.D. Laing and collaborator Aaron Esterson, Sanity, Madness and the Family dives deep into the domestic lives of eleven women diagnosed with schizophrenia. Originally published by Pelican Books in 1972, this groundbreaking work doesn’t ask, “What’s wrong with her?”—it asks, “What’s going on at home?” With clinical interviews, candid observations, and a flair for challenging psychiatric orthodoxy, Laing and Esterson explore how "insanity" might be a sane response to an insane environment. Part social critique, part psychological investigation, this is a book that raised eyebrows, shook dinner tables, and has never quite stopped being controversial. Condition: Slightly warped spine (possibly from being hurled across the room during a heated argument about whose fault it really was). Marginalia includes the word “hmm” written in three different pens. Crappy Old Books: For when your bookshelf isn’t complete without a little chaos. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3572/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sanity-madness-and-the-family-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140211573 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3570 The Dead Sea Scrolls by JM Allegro The Dead Sea Scrolls (1956) by J.M. Allegro – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before conspiracy theories, Dan Brown novels, and cable documentaries with ominous voiceovers, there was The Dead Sea Scrolls by J.M. Allegro—an original and surprisingly readable deep dive into one of the greatest archaeological discoveries of the 20th century. First published in 1956 under the sensible, unassuming banner of Pelican Books, this slim but serious volume brings ancient parchment, Essene sects, and Second Temple intrigue to the curious armchair scholar. Allegro, one of the original team of scholars granted access to the scrolls, wastes no time with mysticism or fluff. Instead, he guides the reader through caves, Qumran, and controversy with academic rigour and the dry wit of a man who’s spent too long squinting at fragments. Whether you’re here for biblical scholarship or just want to feel clever while holding a slightly musty paperback, this is a must-have for anyone fascinated by the murky crossroads of religion, history, and ancient laundry lists. Condition: Edges tanned, spine creased, smells like your granddad’s attic—so basically perfect. Crappy Old Books: Because the past is full of secrets, and also weird paperbacks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3570/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dead-sea-scrolls-jul-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3569 Borstal Boy by Brehdan Behan Borstal Boy (1980) by Brendan Behan – Corgi Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books From the smoky backstreets of Dublin to the grey, grim corridors of an English borstal, Borstal Boy is Brendan Behan’s raw, defiant and unexpectedly funny memoir of youth, politics, and incarceration. Arrested as a teenage IRA volunteer and sent to a reform institution, Behan arrives full of fiery nationalism—only to find common ground, bitter humour, and grudging friendships among the very lads he was raised to despise. This 1980 Corgi Books paperback reissue is a slightly battered gem—creases, yellowing, and a faint smell of someone else’s misspent youth—but the words still punch with Behan’s trademark wit and lyrical rage. A coming-of-age story wrapped in barbed wire and laced with Guinness-soaked poetry, it’s a must-read for lovers of rebellion, redemption, and grubby paperback realism. Condition: Dog-eared, pub-stained, and possibly used as a coaster during an argument about socialism. Perfect. Crappy Old Books – We sell the past, warts and all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3569/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/borstal-boy-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552112581 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3568 Industrial Man by Tom Burns Industrial Man (1973) by Tom Burns – Sold by Crappy Old Books What really makes the modern worker tick? In Industrial Man, Tom Burns dives headfirst into the smoky factories, fluorescent-lit offices, and hierarchical power games of post-war British industry to find out. First published in 1973 by Penguin Books, this sociological study is a sharp, surprisingly readable analysis of how people behave, adapt, resist, and conform inside the concrete-and-steel machines we call organisations. Drawing on real-world research and a keen eye for human detail, Burns explores everything from management structures and shop floor tensions to morale, motivation, and good old-fashioned clock-watching. This is not just a book about business—it’s a snapshot of class, ambition, and identity in the industrial age. Condition: Dog-eared, underlined, and possibly dropped down the back of a filing cabinet in 1982. But the insights? Still uncomfortably relevant. Crappy Old Books: Because sometimes yesterday’s sociology makes today’s HR manual look like light fiction. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3568/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/industrial-man-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140801088 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3567 The Boys From Brazil by Ira Levin The Boys From Brazil (1977) by Ira Levin – Sold by Crappy Old Books What if Hitler had a backup plan? From the brilliantly twisted mind of Ira Levin (Rosemary’s Baby, The Stepford Wives) comes The Boys From Brazil, a sinister thriller that turns chilling speculation into razor-sharp suspense. In the political shadows of the 1970s, Nazi hunter Yakov Liebermann uncovers a terrifying plot stretching from South America to suburban America—a plan involving genetics, murder, and the ghost of the Third Reich. Pan Books’ 1977 paperback edition delivers all the cold-blooded horror and high-concept conspiracy you could hope for—with just the right amount of pulp-paper yellowing to prove it’s lived a life. Expect a few cracked spines, foxed pages, and that classic secondhand aroma of Cold War paranoia. Condition: Slightly warped by time and terror. Aged but intact—like Mengele’s passport. Crappy Old Books: Your one-stop shop for secondhand suspense and well-worn nightmares. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3567/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-boys-from-brazil-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330250153 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3566 Men At Arms by Evelyn Waugh Men At Arms (1970) by Evelyn Waugh – Sold by Crappy Old Books War, Waugh-style—sharp, satirical, and unmistakably British. Men At Arms is the first volume in Evelyn Waugh’s acclaimed Sword of Honour trilogy, following the reluctant adventures of Guy Crouchback, an upper-class misfit who sees the Second World War as a chance to escape his stale life and serve a noble cause. Instead, he’s met with military farce, bureaucratic muddle, and a cast of wonderfully absurd characters. Waugh, a veteran of WWII himself, delivers this 1970 Penguin edition with his trademark wit and melancholy, offering a scathing yet affectionate portrait of a fading empire, honour misunderstood, and wars fought with more red tape than rifles. Condition: Lightly yellowed, possibly shelled by time. Cover may feature a soldier who looks like he got lost on the way to the officer’s mess. Crappy Old Books: Heroically battling obscurity, one battered Penguin at a time. Slightly fased spine and possibly cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3566/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/men-at-arms-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3565 Officers And Gentlemen by Evelyn Waugh Officers and Gentlemen (1970) by Evelyn Waugh – Sold by Crappy Old Books War is hell, but in Evelyn Waugh’s hands, it’s also bitingly funny, exquisitely British, and just a touch absurd. Officers and Gentlemen, the second instalment of Waugh’s acclaimed Sword of Honour trilogy, follows the hapless yet honourable Guy Crouchback through the bureaucratic muddle and moral fog of WWII-era military life. Tangled in red tape, eccentric officers, and misadventures both tragic and comic, Guy stumbles through the chaos of Crete and Cairo in his search for purpose, honour, and a war worth fighting. With Waugh’s trademark wit and satirical edge, this 1970 Penguin edition is a vintage slice of post-war disillusionment—served with a dry martini and a stiff upper lip. Condition: Pages yellowed like old rations, spine creased with duty. Smells faintly of pipe smoke and resignation. Crappy Old Books: Fighting the good fight against pristine paperbacks since time immemorial. Spine is a bit faded, but its otherwise in fine confition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3565/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/officers-and-gentlemen-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3564 The Structuralist From Marx To Levi-Strauss by Richard DeGeorge and Fernande DeGeorge The Structuralist From Marx To Levi-Strauss (1972) – Richard & Fernande DeGeorge (Anchor Books) As sold by Crappy Old Books Looking for a dense, brain-bending journey through the thickets of modern thought? The Structuralist From Marx To Levi-Strauss is your ticket to a heady tour of 20th-century intellectual heavyweights—Marx, Freud, Saussure, Lévi-Strauss, and a few other dinner-party names you probably pretend to know more about than you do. Written by the formidable academic duo Richard and Fernande DeGeorge, this 1972 classic untangles the roots and rise of structuralism with all the excitement of a library at closing time. Expect clear summaries, deeply serious analysis, and more -isms than you can shake a signifier at. Whether you’re a student cramming for an exam, a philosopher manqué, or just someone who likes their paperbacks a little dusty and intellectually intimidating, this battered Anchor edition will add just the right touch of obscure erudition to your shelf. Condition: Marginally foxed, pages yellowed with the weight of serious thought. Smells faintly of pipe smoke and overdue essays. Perfect for pretending you read it. Crappy Old Books – proudly selling the books you wish you’d read in college. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3564/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-structuralists-from-marx-to-levi-strauss-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anchor 9780385009300 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3562 Evidence Of Elephants - Signed by Gerard Benson Evidence of Elephants (1995) by Gerard Benson – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step quietly into the world of Evidence of Elephants, where poet Gerard Benson weaves the ordinary and the whimsical into something quietly extraordinary. This 1995 collection from Viking hums with gentle wit, thoughtful pauses, and the occasional lumbering metaphorical elephant that’s impossible to ignore. Benson—best known as one of the original voices behind the “Poems on the Underground” project—brings that same democratic, deeply human touch to this collection. Whether he’s exploring love, memory, or the strange mysteries of daily life, Benson does so with a deft hand and a kind heart. There’s humour here, and melancholy too, all delivered in lines that feel like they’ve been waiting patiently for you to notice them. Condition: Slightly faded cover, mild foxing, and a faint smell of damp library nostalgia—perfect for poetry. Crappy Old Books: Because not every elephant leaves footprints—some just leave quietly brilliant verse. Good condition, signed by author. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3562/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/evidence-of-elephants-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Viking 9780670859603 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3561 The Road To Lichfield by Penelope Lively The Road to Lichfield (1985) by Penelope Lively – Sold by Crappy Old Books Memory is a tricky road, and no one maps it quite like Penelope Lively. In The Road to Lichfield, first published in 1977 and reissued by Penguin in 1985, Lively unearths the quiet chaos beneath the surface of an ordinary English life. When Anne Linton returns to her childhood landscape to visit her ailing father, she begins to uncover not only his past but unsettling truths about her own identity, her marriage, and the stories we choose to tell ourselves. Written with Lively’s trademark elegance and psychological insight, this Booker Prize-shortlisted novel is a haunting exploration of time, secrecy, and the slow erosion of certainty. A novel for readers who enjoy their fiction layered, reflective, and beautifully British. Condition: Paperback slightly yellowed, like old secrets left in the sun. May contain underlining from someone who fancied themselves deep. Crappy Old Books: For readers who don’t mind a bit of foxing with their fiction. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3561/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-road-to-lichfield-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140061178 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3560 Womens Estate by Juliet Mitchell Women’s Estate (1971) by Juliet Mitchell – Sold by Crappy Old Books Radical, razor-sharp, and gloriously seventies, Women’s Estate by Juliet Mitchell is a Pelican Original that took feminist theory by the scruff of the neck and gave it a good Marxist shake. First published in 1971, this punchy little manifesto dissects the status of women in capitalist society with clarity, conviction, and not a whiff of compromise. Drawing on Marx, Freud, and the political upheavals of the late 1960s, Mitchell lays out a four-fold model of female oppression—production, reproduction, sexuality, and socialisation—that still rings disarmingly true decades on. Whether you’re brushing up on second-wave feminism or just enjoy watching intellectual orthodoxy get politely demolished, this book delivers. Condition: Slightly yellowed, moderately dog-eared, and fully ready to radicalise your bookshelf. May contain traces of undergraduate angst. Crappy Old Books – Stocking the revolution, one creased Pelican at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3560/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/womans-estate-jul-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3558 Gertrude Stein - Writings And Lectures 1909-1945 by Patricia Meyerowitz Gertrude Stein – Writings and Lectures 1909–1945 (1971) – Edited by Patricia Meyerowitz Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the linguistic funhouse of Gertrude Stein—where repetition is revelation, grammar is negotiable, and the sentences wander like jazz riffs at a Paris salon. Edited by Patricia Meyerowitz and published by Penguin in 1971, Writings and Lectures 1909–1945 gathers the essential brain-bending brilliance of one of modernism’s most misunderstood minds. Inside, you’ll find Stein in all her uncompromising glory: experimental prose, poetic oddities, and lectures that read like riddles delivered with absolute conviction. Whether she’s describing Picasso, explaining how to write, or simply repeating herself until you believe her, Stein challenges the very idea of what literature is—and makes you feel slightly guilty for enjoying it. Condition: Pages yellowed like a madeleine left in the sun. Cover faintly bruised by decades of neglect and admiration. But the words? Still offbeat, still infuriating, still oddly intoxicating. Crappy Old Books: Because sometimes brilliance comes in tatty paperbacks that smell like an old library and existential dread. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3558/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/writings-and-lectures-1909-1945-jul-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140032581 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3557 A Home At The End Of The World by Michael Cunningham A Home at the End of the World (1991) by Michael Cunningham – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before The Hours made him a literary household name, Michael Cunningham delivered this raw, luminous debut that quietly punches you in the soul. A Home at the End of the World is a tender, tragicomic exploration of friendship, family, and chosen love in the margins of 1980s America. At its centre are Bobby and Jonathan—two boys from very different homes who forge an unshakeable bond that carries them through grief, queerness, wild parties, and unconventional domestic arrangements with a woman named Clare and a whole lot of yearning. Cunningham’s prose hums with melancholy and hope, his characters flawed but painfully human. This is not a book about tidy endings or postcard lives—it’s about building a home from broken pieces and finding shelter in each other. Condition: Gently worn, a bit like its characters—creased spine, softened edges, emotionally devastating in the best way. Crappy Old Books: Because sometimes the best stories come a little bruised. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3557/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-home-at-the-end-of-the-world-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140129342 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3556 Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad Lord Jim (1965) by Joseph Conrad – Penguin Books Edition – Sold by Crappy Old Books A tale of guilt, redemption, and long, brooding stares across the sea, Lord Jim is Joseph Conrad’s timeless exploration of one man’s spectacular fall from grace—and his desperate search to patch it all up somewhere far away and humid. Meet Jim: young, idealistic, and a bit too fond of heroic daydreams. When a moment of cowardice during a maritime disaster ruins his career and self-worth in one go, he flees to the furthest reaches of the East, hoping to outrun his shame. What follows is part swashbuckling adventure, part soul-crushing existential crisis, told in Conrad’s famously dense but poetic prose. It’s a classic for people who like their colonial guilt deep-fried in symbolism. Condition: Slight yellowing, slightly battered spine, and enough marginalia to suggest at least one tortured undergraduate tried to decode it. Smells faintly of pipe smoke and regret. Crappy Old Books: Giving second lives to books that once survived rainy backpacks, weak coffee, and literature seminars. I reinforced the spine on this with a bit of glue and its quite sturdy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3556/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lord-jim-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3555 Daily Mail 1968 Year Book by Dailey Mail Daily Mail 1968 Year Book (Published 1967) – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the tweedy corridors of 1960s Britain with the Daily Mail 1968 Year Book—a gloriously yellowing time capsule packed with the facts, forecasts, and faint whiff of empire that only the Daily Mail could deliver. Published in 1967 for the year ahead, this indispensable relic offers a snapshot of a nation teetering between tradition and the Swinging Sixties. Inside you’ll find political rundowns, royal updates, sporting calendars, and just enough stiff-upper-lip optimism to power a Vauxhall Viva through a winter of strikes. Need to know who was Prime Minister, what was on at the Palladium, or how Britain was planning to cope with decimalisation? It’s all in here—delivered in that special blend of mild panic and patriotic flair. Condition: Slightly dog-eared, unapologetically outdated, but still surprisingly informative if your idea of current affairs involves Harold Wilson and the state of the railways. Crappy Old Books: Proudly selling yesterday’s paperbacks for tomorrow’s completists. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3555/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/daily-mail-1968-year-book-jul-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Associated Newspapers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3554 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow by Anthony Thwaite Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1996) by Anthony Thwaite – Sold by Crappy Old Books Polish your spectacles and prepare to rekindle your relationship with America’s most moustachioed bard in this thoughtful 1996 study of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, brought to you by Anthony Thwaite and the good people at Everyman. Bridging the Atlantic with poetic grace and Victorian earnestness, Thwaite reintroduces us to the once-revered, now-awkwardly-forgotten figure who gave us The Song of Hiawatha, Evangeline, and that thing about the blacksmith. In this compact yet insightful volume, Thwaite separates the enduring lyricism from the creeping sentimentality, sketching Longfellow not just as a cultural monument, but as a working poet, grief-stricken husband, and reluctant celebrity. Whether you come for the meter or stay for the melancholy, it’s a brisk, intelligent read for anyone who suspects there’s more to Longfellow than “by the shores of Gitche Gumee.” Condition: Slightly curled, faint smell of attic, but the words still sing like a black-and-white movie in iambic tetrameter. Crappy Old Books: For those who like their literary criticism with a whiff of dust and dignity. Like new except for the remains of a price stcker on the cover which you could easily remove with a bit of patience. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3554/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/henry-wadsworth-longfellow-jul-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everyman 9780460878210 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3553 The Complete Brigadier by Arthur Conan Doyle The Complete Brigadier (2001) by Arthur Conan Doyle – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before he gave the world Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle created Brigadier Etienne Gerard—a dashing, vain, and gloriously thick-skulled French cavalry officer whose absurd self-confidence is only matched by the ridiculousness of his adventures. The Complete Brigadier, published by Canongate in 2001, gathers all of Gerard’s tales in one gloriously overblown volume. From Napoleon’s campaigns to absurd escapades across Europe, Gerard narrates his exploits with absolute sincerity and zero self-awareness. Think “Flashman in a bicorne hat,” only with more moustache-twirling and fewer scruples. Doyle’s wit shines here in rare form, proving he had a sense of humour as sharp as Holmes’s deductions—and possibly more fun. Condition: Pages slightly yellowed, like a veteran’s medal ribbon. Cover mildly creased, possibly from duelling with a rival book. Smells faintly of pipe smoke and misplaced patriotism. Crappy Old Books: Purveyors of fine, forgotten nonsense since whenever we could be bothered. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3553/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-brigadier-gerard-jul-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Canongate Books 9780862415341 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3552 Barbarism To Verdict by Justin Fleming Barbarism To Verdict (1994) by Justin Fleming – Sold by Crappy Old Books Enter the courtroom of chaos with Barbarism To Verdict, Justin Fleming’s razor-sharp, darkly satirical play that slams together ancient themes and modern absurdity with theatrical flair. Published in 1994 by Angus & Robertson, this biting legal farce interrogates the intersection of law, language, and lunacy—served with a generous dose of wit and theatrical bravado. With echoes of Kafka, Wilde, and the evening news, Fleming drags justice through the mud with glee, setting his characters against a system where guilt and innocence are relative, reason is optional, and rhetoric rules the day. It’s funny, furious, and ferociously smart—just the sort of thing that makes you laugh, then wince, then wonder if we ever really left the barbarism behind. Condition: Some marginal notes from a clearly disgruntled amateur actor, and a faint smell of damp halls and over-rehearsed monologues. Crappy Old Books: We don’t judge. We just sell the evidence. Ex-library book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3552/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/barbarism-to-verdict-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Angus and Robertson 9780207179297 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3551 A short History Of The Papacy In The Middle Ages by Walter Ullmann A Short History Of The Papacy In The Middle Ages (1977) by Walter Ullmann – Sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever wondered how the Bishop of Rome ended up as the most powerful man in Europe (spoiler: it wasn’t by accident), A Short History of the Papacy in the Middle Ages is your no-nonsense guide. First published in 1977 by the inimitable Walter Ullmann, this classic distills centuries of ecclesiastical ambition, divine right, political scheming, and theological swordplay into one surprisingly readable volume. Ullmann expertly charts the rise and reign of the medieval popes—from spiritual shepherds to power-hungry monarchs—with just enough academic edge to feel clever, and just enough scandal to keep you awake. Crusades, councils, corruptions, and the occasional miracle: it’s all here. Condition: Slightly yellowed pages, a few marginal notes from a past owner who may or may not have had strong feelings about the Avignon Papacy. Smells faintly of incense and regret. Crappy Old Books: Your first stop for dusty doctrinal drama and paperback power struggles. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3551/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-short-history-of-the-papacy-in-the-middle-ages-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780416749700 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3550 The Fury Of The Northmen by John Marsden The Fury of the Northmen (1993) by John Marsden – Sold by Crappy Old Books Prepare to be raided—The Fury of the Northmen is a blistering dive into the terrifying and awe-inspiring world of the Viking invasions that reshaped Europe. Historian John Marsden delivers a gripping, unsentimental account of the Norsemen’s ferocious arrival on British and Irish shores, combining sharp scholarship with the storytelling instincts of a skald who’s seen too much. Far from horned-helmet clichés, Marsden paints a picture of ruthless pragmatists and fearless explorers, pillaging monasteries by morning and navigating open seas by starlight. This 1993 classic from St. Martin’s Press remains one of the most vivid, blood-and-salt-soaked narratives of the Dark Ages ever put to page. Condition: Slightly dog-eared, with that perfect faint whiff of mildew and conquest. May contain marginalia from a previous owner who may or may not have identified as a berserker. Crappy Old Books – Because history should hurt a little. Solid binding with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3550/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fury-of-the-northmen-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Press 9780312130800 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3548 Inspector French And The Starvel Tragedy by Freeman Wills Croft Inspector French and the Starvel Tragedy (1987 reprint) by Freeman Wills Crofts – Sold by Crappy Old Books Murder, arson, and a country house in ruins—just another day at the office for Inspector Joseph French in this classic Golden Age mystery. The Starvel Tragedy begins with a blazing inferno that leaves a wealthy recluse and her household dead… or so it seems. But when Inspector French of Scotland Yard arrives on the scene, he finds the fire may have covered up something far more sinister—and far more lucrative. With his trademark methodical approach and maddeningly patient logic, French unravels a tangled web of deceit, inheritance, and cold-blooded murder, all set against the damp hedgerows and creeping dread of rural Yorkshire. First published in 1927 and brought back in this 1987 Hogarth Press edition, Inspector French and the Starvel Tragedy is Freeman Wills Crofts at his best: devilishly clever, tightly plotted, and utterly absorbing. Condition: Slightly foxed, a whiff of mildew, and that perfect 1980s gluey paperback smell. Just how you like it. Crappy Old Books – Still turning pages nobody else will. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3548/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inspector-french-and-the-starvel-strategy-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hogarth Press 9780701206345 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3546 Living With Cannibals And Other Womens Adventures by Michele Slung iving With Cannibals and Other Women’s Adventures (2000) by Michele Slung – Sold by Crappy Old Books Forget polite society and pack your boots—Living With Cannibals and Other Women’s Adventures is a rollicking, wide-ranging collection of true tales from bold women who traded the drawing room for the danger zone. Compiled by Michele Slung and published by National Geographic (yes, that National Geographic), this 2000 gem pulls together riveting accounts of female explorers, scientists, and wanderers who refused to stay put. Whether it’s navigating jungle encounters, surviving extreme climates, or, yes, actually living with cannibals, these essays defy stereotypes and throw open the map on what women have dared to do in every corner of the globe. Eye-opening, gutsy, and occasionally absurd, this is the kind of book that makes you want to cancel your weekend plans and go somewhere wild (or at least reconsider your packing list). Condition: Slight spine lean, minor wear, and a faint whiff of old luggage and forgotten ambition—exactly how a book like this should smell. Crappy Old Books: Purveyors of the weird, the worn, and the wanderlusty. Ex-library book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3546/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/living-with-canibals-jul-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books National Geographic Society 9780792276760 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3545 Dark Safari by John Bierman Dark Safari (1990) by John Bierman – Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the heart of darkness—with a press pass. In Dark Safari, acclaimed journalist John Bierman dives into the wild and morally murky life of British explorer Sir Henry Morton Stanley, the man who famously greeted Dr. Livingstone and then kept right on marching into infamy. Far from a heroic tale of discovery, Bierman’s gripping biography traces Stanley’s relentless, often brutal expeditions through Central Africa in the name of empire, ego, and European “civilisation.” With a journalist’s eye and a historian’s backbone, Dark Safari sifts through myth, madness, and machete-swinging colonialism to reveal the deeply conflicted figure behind the legend. Think less pith helmet, more psychological unravelling. If you like your biographies with a little blood on the boots, this one’s for you. Condition: Slightly yellowed, possibly once used to prop up a whisky tumbler on a dusty desk somewhere. Still entirely readable, if you dare. Crappy Old Books: Purveyors of faded greatness, unflinching truths, and the occasional crushed spider between the pages. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3545/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dark-safari-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sceptre 9780340562574 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3543 The Protestant Ethic And The Spirit Of Capitalism by Max Weber The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism (1971) by Max Weber – Sold by Crappy Old Books Why did capitalism flourish in the Protestant West and not, say, in the monasteries of medieval Europe or the bazaars of ancient Babylon? Max Weber’s The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism is the century-old sociological mic drop that tried to answer exactly that—with Calvinism, guilt, and a whole lot of ledger books. This 1971 Unwin University Books edition revives Weber’s classic argument that a certain breed of Protestant—hardworking, anxious, and suspicious of fun—accidentally laid the moral groundwork for modern capitalism. It’s one part theological deep dive, one part economic detective work, and somehow still manages to be fascinating, frustrating, and weirdly relevant today. Condition: Pages slightly yellowed with the kind of marginalia only a caffeine-fueled postgrad could love. Cover worn like a Puritan’s conscience—but all the better for it. Crappy Old Books: For readers who like their capitalism with a side of predestination and existential dread. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3543/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-protestant-ethic-and-the-spirit-of-capitalism-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Unwin University Books 9780043310335 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3542 The Hunchback Of Notre-Dame by Victor Hogo The Hunchback of Notre-Dame (1993) by Victor Hogo – Wordsworth Classics Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Brace yourself for bell towers, burning passions, and more Gothic drama than a vampire convention. In The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, Victor Hogo (or Hugo, if you’re not reading the typo-prone spine) delivers a sweeping tale of love, lust, and looming architecture—all wrapped up in a swirl of 15th-century Parisian gloom. Meet Quasimodo, the world’s most misunderstood bellringer, who just wants to clang in peace. Unfortunately, he’s caught in a love triangle (or is it a pentagon?) involving a dancing girl, a lecherous priest, and an unfortunate abundance of torches and mobs. It’s tragedy. It’s beauty. It’s Hugo at his most extra. This 1993 Wordsworth Classics edition features all the brooding prose and emotional chaos of the original, with none of the footnotes you were hoping for. Perfect for students, masochistic romantics, or anyone who thought Beauty and the Beast needed more public executions. Condition: Some foxing, slight lean, and a smell that can only be described as “18th-century crypt.” But the words are all still there (we think). Crappy Old Books: Overthinking literature since before it was cool. Near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3542/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hunchback-of-notre-dame-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781853260681 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3541 Edward The Confessor - King Of England by Peter Rex Edward the Confessor – King of England (2013) by Peter Rex – Sold by Crappy Old Books Long before the Norman Conquest reshaped England forever, there was Edward the Confessor — saintly, enigmatic, and possibly the most pious monarch ever to shuffle around a royal court. In Edward the Confessor – King of England, historian Peter Rex unpicks the myths and miracles to reveal the real man beneath the halo. Was Edward a holy visionary? A political lightweight? Or just an unlucky king stuck between Viking muscle and Norman ambition? Rex brings clarity, wit, and scholarly grit to this fascinating look at pre-Conquest England, exploring Edward’s troubled reign, curious marriage, and the succession crisis that left the kingdom up for grabs in 1066. This is not just a biography — it’s a front-row seat to the quiet storm before the Hastings hurricane. Condition: Pages have that lovely "read-by-candlelight-during-a-monastic vigil" look. Slightly bent, mildly smudged, still radiating historical sanctity. Crappy Old Books: Where the past is always slightly musty and gloriously dog-eared. Near new condition except for the sticker remains in the top roght of the cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3541/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/edward-the-confessor-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amberley Publishing 9781445604763 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3540 The One From The Other by Philip Kerr The One From The Other (2008) by Philip Kerr – Sold by Crappy Old Books The war is over, but the nightmares aren’t. In The One From The Other, Philip Kerr resurrects his sardonic, battered Berlin detective Bernie Gunther for another brutal dive into the dark heart of post-war Europe. It’s 1949, the rubble is settling, and everyone has a past they’re trying to bury—especially the Nazis. Gunther, now a hotelier-turned-private eye, takes on a missing-persons case that leads him straight into a nest of former SS officers, identity swaps, and moral grey zones that make the war look simple by comparison. Kerr’s razor-sharp noir prose slices through the smoky ruins of history, blurring the line between justice and vengeance. This is historical crime fiction done right: stylish, intelligent, and bleakly funny. Condition: Paperback. Spine cracked like an old Gestapo file. Some foxing. Smells faintly of ashtrays and secrets. Still dangerously readable. Crappy Old Books – Where dusty paperbacks come with body counts. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3540/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-one-from-the-other-jul-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quercus 9781847242921 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3539 From The Green Antilles by Barbara Howes From The Green Antilles (1971) by Barbara Howes – Sold by Crappy Old Books Slip off your shoes and sink into the warm, shimmering pages of From The Green Antilles, Barbara Howes’ evocative 1971 collection that captures the lush rhythms and quiet dissonance of the Caribbean. Published by Panther Books, this gem of a volume blends poetry and prose with the observational precision of a traveler who knows how to listen. From sugarcane fields to coastal towns, Howes’ writing is both vivid and restrained—never exoticising, always illuminating. Her deft touch brings to life the islands’ beauty, contradictions, and human moments that linger long after the page is turned. Think Graham Greene with a dash of poetic soul and less imperial guilt. Condition: Slightly sun-bleached like a hammock left out too long, but all pages intact and still capable of transporting you to warmer, more lyrical latitudes. A faint smell of mildew may be present—consider it "atmospheric." Crappy Old Books: Because forgotten literature deserves a second tan in the sun. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3539/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-the-green-antilles-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3538 New Horizons In Psychology by Brian M Foss New Horizons In Psychology (1969) by Brian M. Foss – Sold by Crappy Old Books Crack open the earnest optimism of late-60s academia with New Horizons In Psychology, a wide-ranging survey edited by Brian M. Foss and published under the trusty blue spine of Pelican Books. Inside, you’ll find a collection of essays from leading minds of the day grappling with the big questions: how do we think, learn, remember, behave, and (sometimes) misbehave? It’s all here—conditioned responses, cognitive frontiers, developmental theories—with that unmistakable post-war British blend of hope, rigor, and stiff-upper-lip curiosity. This is psychology before TED Talks, before TikTok therapists—back when theories came in typewritten paragraphs and everyone still argued about Freud in the footnotes. Whether you’re a vintage psych nerd, a student of academic history, or someone who just loves the smell of yellowed paper and outdated optimism, this book is a fascinating time capsule. Condition: Slightly musty, mildly annotated by someone who either loved or hated Skinner—hard to tell. But the spine’s intact and so is the ambition. Crappy Old Books: We sell the past, one well-meaning paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3538/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-horizons-in-psychology-jul-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3537 The Marxists by C Wright Mills The Marxists (1963) by C. Wright Mills – Sold by Crappy Old Books Sociology meets revolution in this sharp-edged classic from C. Wright Mills, the radical mind behind The Power Elite. In The Marxists, Mills untangles the dense web of Marxist thought, dragging it (sometimes kicking and screaming) into the mid-20th century. Neither hagiography nor hatchet job, this book takes on Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, and the gang with Mills’ trademark mix of clarity, scepticism, and a touch of New York intellectual swagger. Part history, part critique, part call to action, The Marxists asks not whether Marx was right about everything (he wasn’t), but why his ideas still matter—and how they got twisted, abandoned, or weaponised along the way. Whether you’re a grumpy old socialist, a curious student, or just like your paperbacks dog-eared and dangerous, this one’s worth a spot on your overburdened shelf. Condition: Slightly yellowed, mildly annotated, possibly dropped in a student protest. Still structurally sound and intellectually volatile. Crappy Old Books: Proud purveyors of dusty dissent since… whenever we found this in a box. I have made some repairs on this book along the spine. Its not perfect, but it means the book is quite readable and the spine not falling to bits. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3537/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-marxists-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3535 Womens Consciousness - Mans World by Sheila Rowbotham Women’s Consciousness, Man’s World (1973) by Sheila Rowbotham – Sold by Crappy Old Books File under: Essential feminist firestarters with slightly yellowed pages. In Women’s Consciousness, Man’s World, socialist-feminist powerhouse Sheila Rowbotham takes a scalpel to the patriarchal structures of everyday life and carves out space for women’s voices, agency, and radical thought. First published in 1973, this slim yet mighty volume blends personal insight, Marxist critique, and historical analysis to examine how women’s identities are shaped—and stifled—by the social, political, and economic frameworks of a man-made world. More manifesto than manual, Rowbotham’s writing is sharp, sincere, and unflinching, making this a cornerstone of second-wave feminism. Whether you’re a vintage politics completist, a curious reader of revolutionary texts, or just browsing for something that will definitely make your uncle uncomfortable, this one’s for you. Condition: Mild foxing, some scuffed corners, and just enough underlining to let you know someone had feelings. Still readable. Still raging. Crappy Old Books – Keeping the revolution in print, even if the pages smell like 1978. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3535/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/womans-consciousness-mans-world-jul-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140217179 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3534 Jealousy by Alain Robbie-Grillet Jealousy (19__) by Alain Robbe-Grillet – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the sun-drenched, mosquito-haunted tropics of Jealousy, Alain Robbe-Grillet’s disorienting masterclass in narrative precision, psychological claustrophobia, and unnerving repetition. Originally published in French and delivered here in its bafflingly stark English translation (thanks, Jupiter Books), this novel doesn’t so much tell a story as circle it obsessively like a jealous eye behind a window blind. There’s a husband. There’s a wife. There’s a possible affair. Or maybe just a banana plantation, a broken centipede, and a lot of sentences that loop back on themselves like a fever dream. Either way, it’s intoxicating, maddening, and oddly hypnotic—the literary equivalent of watching a ceiling fan spin while your marriage quietly dissolves. A cornerstone of the nouveau roman, Jealousy is for readers who enjoy ambiguity, uncomfortable silences, and the slow unravelling of reality. Not recommended for readers who like things to “happen.” Condition: Book may contain marginalia from former philosophy students or despairing literature undergrads. Spine intact but emotionally distant. Crappy Old Books: Dustier than Proust’s memory and just as French. 103 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3534/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jealousy-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jupiter Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3533 The Cinder Path by Catherine Cookson The Cinder Path (1978) by Catherine Cookson – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ah, the North of England: where the mud is thick, the tempers are short, and family secrets lurk just beneath the surface like bad plumbing. The Cinder Path is classic Catherine Cookson—gritty, emotional, and full of people you wouldn’t want to be related to, but can’t stop reading about. Follow Charlie MacFell, a respectable farmer’s son with a dark childhood and even darker prospects, as he trudges from rural dysfunction into the muddy trenches of World War I. With betrayals, forbidden love, and the kind of emotional repression only the Edwardians could master, this tale grips like a pair of calloused hands and doesn’t let go. Cookson delivers everything her fans crave—drama, heartbreak, and just enough hope to keep you turning the yellowing pages. Condition: Pages browning like over-baked bread, spine slightly cracked but standing—just like Charlie MacFell. Crappy Old Books: Because some stories get better the more they smell like your nan’s attic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3533/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cinder-path-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552111607 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3532 The Member Of The Wedding by Carson McCullers The Member of the Wedding (1962) by Carson McCullers – Sold by Crappy Old Books Twelve-year-old Frankie is stuck in that grim and wobbly space between childhood and whatever comes next. It’s summer in the American South, it’s hot, and she’s decided—rather dramatically—that she simply must run away with her brother and his bride after their wedding. Because if you’re not a member of something, what are you even doing? In The Member of the Wedding, Carson McCullers delivers one of literature’s most poignant coming-of-age tales—full of longing, loneliness, and front-porch philosophising. With a cast that includes the wise and weary housekeeper Berenice and the heartbreakingly observant cousin John Henry, McCullers draws a delicate but unflinching portrait of adolescence in all its confused, stubborn glory. This 1962 Penguin edition is a modest little paperback with some sun-faded charm, a cracked spine, and a few scuffs that say, someone once read this more than once and probably cried a little. Condition: Slightly dog-eared, like your heart will be after reading it. Crappy Old Books: Emotionally devastating paperbacks, lovingly battered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3532/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-member-of-the-wedding-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3530 Murphy by Samuel Beckett Murphy (1973) by Samuel Beckett – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before the silence, before the absurdist void swallowed the stage, there was Murphy. First published in 1938 and reissued by Picador in 1973, this early Beckett novel is a bleakly hilarious tour through madness, metaphysics, and the daily slog of simply existing. Meet Murphy: a man desperately trying not to be part of the world while stuck living in it. From his attempts to escape consciousness by tying himself to a rocking chair to his inexplicable job at a mental hospital, Murphy’s misadventures blur the lines between genius and gibberish, logic and lunacy. It’s Beckett at his most unfiltered—joyfully cynical, furiously intelligent, and probably not entirely sober. This is the kind of book you buy because you’re intrigued, keep because you’re confused, and re-read because you suspect the joke might be on you. Condition: Pages yellowed, spine gently cracked—much like Murphy himself. Smells faintly of tobacco and existential dread. Crappy Old Books: Peddling literary despair since before you were born. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3530/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/murphy-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330234443 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3529 Women In Love by DH Lawrence Women in Love (1969) by D.H. Lawrence – Penguin Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books From the author who made English teachers blush and censors twitch, Women in Love is D.H. Lawrence’s feverish follow-up to The Rainbow, and arguably his most ambitious—and controversial—novel. This 1969 Penguin Books edition delivers all the torrid intensity, tortured relationships, and philosophical brooding you could want from a book where everyone seems to be either arguing, wrestling, or falling desperately in love (often all at once). Set against the backdrop of post-WWI England, the novel follows sisters Ursula and Gudrun Brangwen as they navigate the emotional minefields of their respective relationships with school inspector Rupert Birkin and industrialist Gerald Crich. Expect desire, destruction, and a fair bit of symbolic nakedness. Yes, that infamous lakeside wrestling scene is still here in all its existential glory. Condition: Marginally less battered than the characters within. Slight foxing, spine leans like a tortured soul in search of meaning. Ideal for readers who like their romance intense and their philosophy sweaty. Crappy Old Books: Smudged, scuffed, and scandalously good. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3529/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/women-in-love-jul-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3528 Neo-Classisism by Hugh Honour Neo-Classicism (1968) by Hugh Honour – Sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your toga and prepare to gaze longingly at columns—Neo-Classicism by Hugh Honour is your erudite yet oddly soothing guide to the crisp lines, noble ideals, and marble obsessions that swept across Europe in the 18th and early 19th centuries. Originally published in 1968 as part of Penguin’s venerable Style and Civilisation series, this book does what Honour always does best: makes dense art history readable without making you feel like you’re being lectured by a statue. Packed with striking illustrations, sharp insights, and the occasional whiff of powdered wigs, Neo-Classicism explores how artists, architects, and thinkers reimagined ancient Rome and Greece in their quest for clarity, rationality, and something to balance all that Rococo fluff. From David’s paintbrush to Schinkel’s temples, it’s all here—cold, perfect, and weirdly compelling. Condition: Slightly yellowed, like a good Corinthian column should be. Some underlining by a previous owner who really hated the Baroque. Crappy Old Books: Because some styles never go out of date. Just like our shelving system. Nice heavy volume, for its size. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3528/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/neo-classicism-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3527 Casanovas Chinese Restaurant by Anthony Powell Casanova’s Chinese Restaurant (1972) by Anthony Powell – Fontana Modern Novels Edition – Sold by Crappy Old Books Enter the smoky salons and romantic wreckage of interwar London with Casanova’s Chinese Restaurant, the fifth movement in Anthony Powell’s majestic twelve-part symphony, A Dance to the Music of Time. Originally published in 1960, this 1972 Fontana paperback serves up a generous helping of nostalgia, melancholy, and razor-edged social observation — all in Powell’s trademark style: arch, elliptical, and irresistibly English. In this volume, Powell’s narrator Nicholas Jenkins recalls the chaotic passions and artistic intrigues of the 1930s, centered around a fictional Soho haunt with a misleading name and an unforgettable cast. Musicians, writers, and doomed lovers rub shoulders as marriages fray, tempers flare, and bohemian ideals meet brutal reality. Expect classical music, poor decisions, razor-sharp wit, and the slow, painful erosion of youthful ideals — all soaked in gin and irony. Condition: Mild yellowing, structurally unsound spine, and a distinct whiff of 1970s cigarettes — in short, perfect. Crappy Old Books: Because greatness often comes in cracked spines and foxed margins. slightly warped spine, but otherwise near new or fine appearance all round. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3527/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/casanovas-chinese-restaurant-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Modern Novels no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3526 Soledad Brother - The Prison Letters Of George Jackson by George Jackson Soledad Brother: The Prison Letters of George Jackson (1971) by George Jackson – Sold by Crappy Old Books Radical. Righteous. Razor-sharp. Soledad Brother is a searing collection of letters from George Jackson—Black Panther, political prisoner, and revolutionary thinker—written during his eleven years behind bars, mostly in solitary confinement. First published in 1971 by Penguin Books, these dispatches from inside California’s Soledad Prison explode with insight, anger, clarity, and a grim, poetic brilliance that still punches hard decades later. Jackson’s letters tackle racism, capitalism, and the American prison-industrial complex with an urgency that makes today’s headlines feel like grim déjà vu. Whether he’s writing to family, comrades, or lawyers, every word burns with unfiltered truth and a refusal to be silenced. This isn’t just prison writing—it’s a manifesto carved out under pressure. Condition: Pages dog-eared with purpose. Margins may contain scribbles from one of the book’s many furious past readers. Slight scent of rebellion. Crappy Old Books: Purveyors of truth, dust, and out-of-print rage. Fine copy, ever-so slight warp to spine and subtle marks on an indentation on front, but spine looks unread, solid binding and otherwise overall fine condition with the dings mentioned. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3526/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/soledad-brother-the-prison-letters-of-george-jackson-jul-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3525 Death In Venice by Thomas Mann No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3525/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-in-venice-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3524 The Green Fool by Patrick Kavanagh The Green Fool (1977) by Patrick Kavanagh – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before he was a literary giant, Patrick Kavanagh was The Green Fool—a wide-eyed young man stumbling through rural Irish life armed with ambition, naivety, and just enough poetic spark to get into trouble. First published in 1938 and reissued here in this gloriously battered 1977 Penguin edition, The Green Fool is a semi-autobiographical gem charting Kavanagh’s early years: mucking about on a Monaghan farm, clashing with small-town convention, and dreaming of something far beyond the hedgerows. Written with earthy humour, lyrical insight, and a healthy dose of self-mockery, this is not your typical tale of literary awakening. It’s muddier, hungrier, more honest—and infinitely more Irish. Condition: Foxed, creased, and unmistakably pungent with the scent of forgotten bookshelves. But hey, the poetry’s still fresh. Crappy Old Books: Proudly flogging the books nobody else has the heart to bin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3524/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-green-fool-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140040050 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3523 Winter In July by Granada Publishing Winter In July (1979) – Granada Publishing (Panther) As sold by Crappy Old Books What happens when the world turns upside down—and the snow starts falling in July? Winter In July (1979) is a speculative gem from the era of dog-eared paperbacks and yellowing pages, brought to you by Granada’s Panther imprint. Drenched in Cold War dread and climate-bending paranoia, this long-forgotten novel dives headfirst into a planet gone haywire. Summer crops fail, frost bites deep into July, and beneath the shifting skies, humanity begins to fracture. Equal parts eco-thriller, political allegory, and quiet existential crisis, Winter In July isn’t here to coddle you with happy endings or clear heroes. It’s a chilly warning from a grotty paperback shelf, wrapped in a gloriously bleak 1970s cover that smells faintly of mildew and cigarettes. Condition: Slightly warped like the ozone layer, spine cracked like brittle ice, and pages as foxed as an old snowman’s diary—but still readable, barely. Crappy Old Books: We stock what the charity shops fear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3523/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/winter-in-july-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586020814 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3522 Fifth Business by Ribertson Davies Fifth Business (1978) by Robertson Davies – Sold by Crappy Old Books Prepare yourself for guilt, saints, snowballs, and the odd bit of Jungian psychology. In Fifth Business, Robertson Davies spins a masterful tale of ambition, memory, and moral reckoning that begins with a single, fateful childhood prank in a quiet Canadian village—and ripples out across continents and decades. Told by the ever-watchful, self-effacing Dunstan Ramsay, this brilliant novel is part memoir, part confession, and entirely irresistible. As Dunstan charts his life alongside the rise and fall of his boyhood rival, Percy Boyd Staunton, Davies explores the mythic roles we unknowingly play in other people’s stories—and our own. Packed with eccentrics, spiritual seekers, and more than one deeply repressed emotion, Fifth Business is as richly layered as it is quietly devastating. Condition: Slight foxing to pages, minor existential dread in margins. Cover faded but still clinging to its archetypal purpose. Crappy Old Books: Unearthing literary treasures you didn’t know you needed—and probably can’t explain to your book club. Spine is a bit warped, but it’s still strong and useable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3522/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fifth-business-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140043877 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3521 The Rebel by Albert Camus The Rebel (1962) by Albert Camus – Peregrine Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Existential angst, philosophical revolt, and the sort of deep thinking that makes your head hurt (in a good way) — The Rebel is Albert Camus at his most defiant. First published in 1951 and reissued in this gloriously yellowing 1962 Peregrine paperback, Camus asks the big questions: What happens when man says "no"? What lies at the heart of rebellion, revolution, and resistance? And why does every major ideology seem to go completely off the rails? In this dense but dazzling work, Camus dissects everything from the French Revolution to Marxism to Nietzsche, with a tone that says, “I’ve had it with all of you, but I’m still going to explain.” It’s the kind of book that was once read in smoky cafés by people with strong opinions and questionable shoes. Condition: Marginally scuffed, possibly annotated by a tormented undergrad. Smells faintly of stale cigarettes and crushed dreams. Crappy Old Books: Putting the “dog-eared” back into radical thought. Well read. I did a few repairs to this, including using some olde paper, although not a match, to reinforce the cover joint to the book block inside, as well as reinforcing the spine a little with glue. Maybe not archival quality, but its pretty good and should make the book a little more durable if you want to take it to the pub or to the park and read it for real as opposied to keeping it behind a glass panel for poeople to gaze at in your mansion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3521/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rebel-jul-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peregrine Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3520 A Male Child by Paul Scott A Male Child (1974) by Paul Scott – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before The Raj Quartet made him a literary heavyweight, Paul Scott delivered this sharp, quietly devastating novel of class, ambition, and emotional exile in mid-20th century Britain. A Male Child (first published in 1956, this is the 1974 Panther paperback) follows the inner world of Jonathan Bridgeman, a barrister with a polished exterior and a slowly fraying soul. Navigating the claustrophobic corridors of respectability, Jonathan is haunted by childhood wounds, the weight of expectation, and a persistent sense of not quite belonging. Scott’s prose is elegant but unsparing, his insight into social masks and private shame as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel. This isn’t a cheerful book — but it’s a beautifully written one, simmering with quiet despair and the ache of lives only half-lived. Condition: Paperback aged with the brittle dignity of a man who never talks about his feelings. Pages yellowed, spine creased, cover hanging on like Jonathan to his last thread of self-respect. Crappy Old Books: Because some stories shouldn’t be left quietly dying on the shelf. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3520/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-male-child-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3519 Radcliffe by David Storey Radcliffe (1965) by David Storey – Sold by Crappy Old Books From the Booker Prize-winning author of Saville and This Sporting Life, Radcliffe is a dark, brooding novel of isolation, authority, and psychological disintegration. David Storey’s 1965 work is a tense, cerebral exploration of a mysterious boarding school where the lines between control and collapse grow dangerously thin. Young Radcliffe arrives at the unnamed institution—part prison, part sanctuary—where shadowy rituals, brittle discipline, and fractured relationships breed an atmosphere of paranoia and repression. As Radcliffe’s sense of self begins to unravel, Storey draws us into a haunting meditation on power, conformity, and identity, written with the sparse, deliberate intensity that became his signature. Bleak, bold, and defiantly uncommercial, Radcliffe is the kind of literary oddity we proudly stock here at Crappy Old Books: slightly foxed, mildly unsettling, and sure to leave a strange aftertaste. Condition: Cover worn, spine creased, pages yellowed—perfect for reading under a single flickering bulb while questioning your place in society. Crappy Old Books – Because some novels age like cheap wine in a dusty garage. Slightly warped, but it will flatten out over time when left under a pile of other books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3519/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/radcliffe-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3518 Revolution In The Revolution by Regis Debray Revolution in the Revolution? (1968) by Régis Debray – Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the revolutionary handbook that once had CIA analysts reaching for their dictionaries and Latin American guerrillas reaching for their rifles. In Revolution in the Revolution?, French intellectual and Fidel Castro’s one-time pen pal, Régis Debray, distills the volatile spirit of 1960s guerrilla warfare into a tight little Molotov cocktail of Marxist theory, tactical guidance, and revolutionary fervour. Published by Pelican Books in 1968, this slim but incendiary volume became essential reading for would-be Che Guevaras and armchair militants alike. Debray argues that real revolution doesn’t start with leaflets and lectures—it starts with a well-armed foco in the mountains and a willingness to shoot first and theorize later. Condition: Spine slightly battered, marginalia in biro from a long-forgotten polytechnic Marxist. Smells faintly of tobacco, damp, and failed utopias. Still dangerously readable. Crappy Old Books: We stock the paperbacks that once terrified your parents. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3518/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/revolution-in-the-revolution-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3517 Aid As Imperialism by Teresa Hayter Aid As Imperialism (1971) by Teresa Hayter – Sold by Crappy Old Books Think foreign aid is just about helping the poor? Think again. In Aid As Imperialism, Teresa Hayter tears off the benevolent mask to reveal a snarling face of global control, exploitation, and neo-colonial ambition. First published in 1971, this blistering critique of Western “development” policies argues that economic aid is less about charity and more about securing markets, resources, and political influence—one soft loan at a time. Written with academic precision and polemical punch, Hayter’s work dismantles the comforting myths surrounding institutions like the World Bank, IMF, and bilateral aid agencies. Drawing from real-world case studies and unflinching political analysis, this book still rattles cages over 50 years later. Condition: Gently yellowed like the reputation of the aid industry, with underlines that suggest previous readers may have been slightly radicalised. Crappy Old Books: For when you want your worldview shaken and your bookshelf to look like it might bite. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3517/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aid-as-imperialism-jul-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3516 The Caretaker by Harold Pinter The Caretaker (1964) by Harold Pinter – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step inside the peeling walls of Harold Pinter’s The Caretaker, where menace seeps through every pause and nothing is quite what it seems. First performed in 1960 and published here in its classic 1964 Methuen edition, this is the play that cemented Pinter’s reputation as the master of uneasy silences and loaded small talk. A tramp. A damaged war vet. A brother with designs and delusions. Three men in a dilapidated room, circling each other with suspicion, half-truths, and the occasional kettle. It’s bleak, it’s funny in a way you’re not sure you should be laughing at, and it might just be one of the most important plays of the 20th century. Or at least the most uncomfortable. Condition: Pages suitably yellowed for a Pinter mood, cover a bit scuffed like Davies’ shoes, but the words are all there — every glorious hesitation of them. Crappy Old Books: We sell the plays your English teacher warned you about. THin volume, in reasonable condition, but a little warped, but it will soon flatten out if left under a weight for a few years. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3516/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-caretaker-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3511 Jung And The Story Of Our Time by Laurens Van Der Post Jung and the Story of Our Time (1978) by Laurens van der Post – Sold by Crappy Old Books In Jung and the Story of Our Time, Laurens van der Post—a war hero, explorer, and lifelong friend of Carl Jung—offers a deeply personal, richly poetic tribute to one of the 20th century’s most influential and enigmatic thinkers. Far from a dry academic biography, this book is part memoir, part philosophical reflection, and part mythic journey through the landscape of Jung’s ideas and their relevance in a fractured modern world. Van der Post doesn’t just explain Jung—he feels him. From archetypes and the collective unconscious to dreams, symbols, and the healing power of myth, this is a book that tries to make sense of civilization’s inner wounds and how Jung sought to mend them, one soul at a time. Expect less clinical footnotes, more profound campfire storytelling—with a few sweeping statements and mystic detours thrown in for good measure. Condition: Light foxing, heavy introspection. Cover art slightly faded but no more than the collective memory of the Western psyche. Crappy Old Books: For when you need your secondhand paperbacks with a whiff of archetypal destiny. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3511/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jung-and-the-story-of-our-time-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140045093 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3510 The Condition Of The Working Class by Frederick Engels The Condition of the Working Class (1976) by Frederick Engels – Panther Books Edition – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before there were think-pieces, there was The Condition of the Working Class in England—a blistering, boots-on-the-cobblestones exposé of Victorian industrial misery, written by a 24-year-old with too much insight and not enough chill. In this 1976 Panther Books edition, Engels drags the 1840s kicking and screaming into the fluorescent glare of 20th-century radical thought, charting a world of choking smog, child labour, and landlords with consciences as black as the factory soot. This isn’t just a historical document—it’s a moral sledgehammer. Engels, in the midst of Manchester’s grinding poverty, delivers a firsthand account of the conditions that shaped modern capitalism and broke countless human bodies in the process. It’s angry, informed, and unflinchingly detailed. Condition: Slightly yellowed pages, but the righteous indignation still burns hot. Smells faintly of revolution and damp attics. Crappy Old Books: Dusty. Dog-eared. Dangerous to the status quo. Barely read, however, someone has managed to find the time to some notes on the inside front page as well as about 4 or 5 pen marks to note certain important paragraphs. not a lot. I doubt they read the whole book as the spine is virtually still new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3510/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-condition-of-the-working-class-in-england-jul-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3509 Marxs Theory Of Alienation by Istvan Meszaros Marx’s Theory of Alienation (1972) by István Mészáros – Sold by Crappy Old Books Alienated from your bookshelf? Reconnect with this weighty gem of Marxist thought. In Marx’s Theory of Alienation, István Mészáros dives deep into one of Karl Marx’s most powerful and misunderstood concepts—alienation—not as a passing phase of capitalism, but as a central pillar of its structure. First published in 1972 by Merlin Press, this dense yet essential work unpacks Marx’s early writings with surgical precision and uncompromising intellectual firepower. Mészáros doesn’t just summarize; he interrogates, expands, and lays bare the dehumanising effects of capitalist production on labour, society, and the self. This is serious theory—no footnotes for the faint-hearted, no hand-holding for casual readers. But for those ready to dig, it’s a goldmine of clarity and conviction. Condition: Mildly yellowed, sporadically underlined by a clearly agitated former owner. Spine slightly cracked under the weight of dialectics, but still holding firm—unlike late-stage capitalism. Crappy Old Books: For readers alienated from Amazon and reunited with the revolution. Fair condition paperback with reasonable dust jacket. appears to have been barely read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3509/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marxs-theory-of-alienation-jul-2025.jpg 43.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Merlin Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3508 Love In The Time Of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez Love In The Time Of Cholera (1989) by Gabriel García Márquez – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ah, love — that incurable, feverish affliction. In Love in the Time of Cholera, Nobel laureate Gabriel García Márquez unspools a lush, intoxicating tale of longing, letters, and tropical heartbreak. Set in a sultry, unnamed Caribbean port town, this is the story of Florentino Ariza, a hopeless romantic who waits over fifty years for his beloved Fermina Daza, through civil wars, cholera outbreaks, and an impressive amount of emotional constipation. More than just a tale of unrequited love, Márquez delivers a lyrical meditation on time, passion, and the absurd beauty of human persistence — all wrapped in prose so rich you might need a machete to get through it. Condition: Creaks open like a coffin lid, smells faintly of damp attics and crushed dreams. Margin notes include both swoons and eye-rolls. A classic tale of eternal love—provided you can outlive the husband. Crappy Old Books: Because some love stories—and paperbacks—refuse to die quietly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3508/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/love-in-the-time-of-cholera-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140123890 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3507 The Greek Myths 2 by Robert Graves The Greek Myths 2 (1977) by Robert Graves – Sold by Crappy Old Books Think you know your Zeus from your Cronos? Think again. In The Greek Myths 2, Robert Graves continues his deep (and occasionally delightfully deranged) dive into the tangled tales of ancient Greece—where gods misbehave, heroes get cursed, and nobody gets out alive without some heavy symbolism. This is not your average classroom myth recap. Graves weaves together fragmentary legends with his own fierce interpretations, footnotes that spiral into rabbit holes, and enough speculation to make a classicist twitch. Whether he’s unpacking the meaning of a ritual or casually redefining history through poetic logic, Graves makes you feel like you’ve stumbled into a tutorial run by a very intense oracle. Condition: Pages yellowed like old parchment, spine gently cracked from too much divine drama—but still intact and ready for one more scholarly sacrifice. Crappy Old Books: For readers who like their myths messy, their gods moody, and their paper a bit crumbly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3507/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-greek-mythes-2-jul-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140205091 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3505 Above The Law by Dexter Dias Above The Law (1998) by Dexter Dias – Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the world where power wears a sharp suit and justice is on life support. In Above The Law, Dexter Dias—a real-life barrister with a flair for razor-sharp storytelling—plunges us into a slick, high-stakes legal thriller that feels uncomfortably close to reality. When a human rights lawyer stumbles upon a cover-up that snakes through the upper ranks of government, the chase for truth becomes a dangerous game of survival. It’s courtroom drama meets political conspiracy, with a body count. Fast-paced, fiercely intelligent, and bristling with moral tension, this 1998 debut crackles with the energy of someone who’s seen the system from the inside—and isn’t impressed. Expect corruption, betrayal, and a hero who might just get crushed under the weight of the very laws he’s sworn to uphold. Condition: Mildly warped by the weight of truth, with pages that have clearly been read late into the night. Marginally dog-eared—just like your faith in the justice system. Crappy Old Books: Peddling tatty brilliance to readers who know better. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3505/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/above-the-law-jul-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340665558 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3504 I Lost It At The Movies by Pauline Kael I Lost It At The Movies (1966) by Pauline Kael – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before hot takes were a tweet away, there was Pauline Kael—razor-sharp, fearless, and gloriously opinionated. I Lost It At The Movies (1966) is her explosive debut collection, a firecracker of film criticism that shook up Hollywood and reshaped how we talk about movies. Gathering essays and reviews from the early 1960s, Kael goes to war with sacred cows, dismantling darlings of the arthouse (La Dolce Vita, anyone?) and praising popular cinema with the kind of passion usually reserved for revolutions. Whether she’s taking down pretension with surgical precision or celebrating the raw pleasures of good storytelling, her writing crackles with wit, intelligence, and a total lack of patience for cinematic nonsense. This is not just a book for film buffs—it’s a manifesto for thinking freely, feeling deeply, and never sitting quietly in the dark. Condition: Slightly curled cover, pages faintly yellowed by time and smugness—but still sharp enough to cut a Truffaut fan. Crappy Old Books: Because some opinions age better than the paper they’re printed on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3504/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-lost-it-at-the-movies-jul-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3502 The Favourite Game by Leonard Cohen The Favourite Game (1973) by Leonard Cohen – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before he became the gravel-voiced prophet of longing and lament, Leonard Cohen was already a master of poetic discomfort—and The Favourite Game is his raw, electric debut. First published in 1963 and reissued here in this gloriously yellowing 1973 Panther edition, this semi-autobiographical novel follows Lawrence Breavman, a young man groping (sometimes literally) through love, art, and identity in mid-century Montreal. Sensual, cerebral, and shot through with melancholic wit, The Favourite Game reads like a fever dream penned on hotel stationery. Cohen’s prose is as lyrical and unpredictable as his later songs—filled with desire, confusion, and the ache of trying to feel something real. This isn’t your grandma’s coming-of-age novel—unless your grandma had a thing for brooding Canadian poets. Condition: Covers slightly scuffed, pages beautifully tanned, and smells faintly of 1970s disappointment and spilled coffee. Still, this book knows more about you than your therapist does. Crappy Old Books – Rescuing overlooked brilliance from the dusty bottom shelves of history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3502/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-favourite-game-jul-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3501 A Universal History Of Infamy by Jorge Luis Borges A Universal History of Infamy (1975) by Jorge Luis Borges – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before true crime was a Netflix genre and villainy had PR teams, there was A Universal History of Infamy — Jorge Luis Borges’ devilishly clever dive into the world’s most elegant scoundrels, murderous mystics, and poetic liars. First penned in the 1930s and reprinted here in this 1975 Penguin edition, these short, sharp sketches blur the line between biography, myth, and outright fabrication. With his usual blend of razor wit and labyrinthine logic, Borges reimagines the lives of infamous figures from every corner of the globe. Pirates, prophets, and professional cheats parade through these pages, each more outrageous and improbable than the last — and somehow, utterly believable. It’s history, sort of. It’s fiction, mostly. But it’s Borges, so who’s keeping score? Condition: Some wear to the cover and pages that smell faintly of revenge and dusty libraries. Marginalia may include the musings of a previous owner who fancied themselves a misunderstood genius. Crappy Old Books: For readers who like their literature with a bit of moral decay. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3501/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-universal-history-of-infamy-jul-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140039597 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3499 Claudius The God by Robert Graves Claudius the God (1964) by Robert Graves – Sold by Crappy Old Books Sequel to the acclaimed I, Claudius, this bruised Penguin paperback drags the reluctant Emperor Claudius back onto the throne—and back onto your bookshelf (if it doesn’t collapse under the weight of your poor choices). In Claudius the God, Robert Graves continues his masterful fictional autobiography of the stammering scholar turned accidental Caesar. From palace intrigue and paranoid plots to poisoned mushrooms and mad wives, Claudius battles both Rome’s enemies and his own Senate—all while desperately trying to restore the Republic (good luck, mate). Told with sardonic wit and sly intelligence, this novel charts the surprising reign of a man underestimated by everyone, including himself. Whether you’re into ancient history or just partial to a bit of murder in a toga, this battered classic delivers. Condition: Pages tanned like a sunburnt centurion, spine cracked from years of betrayal. Smells faintly of pipe smoke and regret. Crappy Old Books: Keeping the Empire alive, one foxed Penguin at a time. Has a bit of plastic covering on front cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3499/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/claudius-the-god-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3498 Greeks and Trojans by Rex Warner Greeks and Trojans (1953) by Rex Warner – Sold by Crappy Old Books Think you know the Iliad? Think again. In Greeks and Trojans, Rex Warner breathes sharp, literary life into the dusty grandeur of Homer’s epic. First published in 1953, this thoughtful retelling blends poetic flair with psychological depth, casting a modern light on ancient bloodshed, pride, and very bad decisions made in the name of honour and Helen. With a novelist’s eye and a classicist’s command, Warner strips away the marble to show us the flesh: quarrelling kings, wrathful gods, doomed lovers, and weary warriors locked in a cycle of fate and folly. Perfect for readers who want their mythology a little less mythic and a bit more human. Condition: Cover a little tired, spine holding on like Hector at the gates—just—but the story still sings with the rage of Achilles. Crappy Old Books: Because some classics deserve their own scars. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3498/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/greeks-and-trojans-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3497 Prehistoric Crete by RW Hutchinson Prehistoric Crete (1962) by R.W. Hutchinson – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before the myths, before the Minotaur, before tourists swarmed the beaches — there was Prehistoric Crete. In this classic Pelican paperback from 1962, archaeologist R.W. Hutchinson takes you on a meticulous tour of Minoan civilisation, long before it was trendy. With equal parts scholarly rigour and no-nonsense charm, Hutchinson explores the rise of palatial power, labyrinthine legends, and what was probably the most sophisticated plumbing system in the Bronze Age. Expect detailed descriptions, earnest black-and-white diagrams, and the kind of footnotes that smell faintly of pipe smoke and library dust. If you’ve ever wanted to understand the difference between Middle Minoan IIIA and IIIB pottery — or just enjoy the vibes of ancient volcanoes and frescos — this book is your time machine. Condition: Slightly yellowed, mildly warped, faint scent of the 1960s academic optimism. Perfect for armchair archaeologists and other bookish adventurers. Crappy Old Books: Digging up history, so you don’t have to. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3497/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prehistoric-crete0jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3496 Memoirs Of The Crusades by Villehardouin and De Joinville Memoirs of the Crusades (1933) by Villehardouin & De Joinville – Everyman’s Library Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Two knights, two centuries, and enough piety, bloodshed, and political double-dealing to fill a holy war—Memoirs of the Crusades brings together the gripping first-hand accounts of two men who lived (and fought) through the madness of medieval Christendom’s most ambitious misadventures. In this 1933 Everyman’s Library edition, you get not one but two epic narratives: Villehardouin’s sober and often self-congratulatory chronicle of the Fourth Crusade (spoiler: they never made it to Jerusalem), and De Joinville’s vivid and touching tale of the Seventh Crusade under the noble but hopelessly idealistic King Louis IX. From sieges and shipwrecks to saintly delusions and Saracen diplomacy, these memoirs are part battlefield dispatch, part medieval gossip column, and entirely enthralling. Condition: Dust jacket missing in action (presumed captured), foxing on the first few pages, spine slightly wonky like a Crusader after a long campaign—but the words still march on. Crappy Old Books: Worn, war-torn, and weirdly wonderful. Has a plastic dust jacket cover, and inside a name stampe for a woman at the Training College at Saffron Walden and another name sticker. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3496/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/memoirs-of-the-crusades-jun-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3495 The Greeks by HDF Kitto The Greeks (1967) by H.D.F. Kitto – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before podcasts, Wikipedia, and half-baked Reddit theories, there was The Greeks by H.D.F. Kitto — a lucid, passionate, and wonderfully old-school introduction to the people who basically invented Western civilization (and a fair bit of its drama too). First published in a time when classics were still considered essential reading and professors wore tweed unironically, this 1967 Penguin edition distills centuries of Greek philosophy, poetry, politics, and warfare into something you can actually read without falling asleep. Kitto doesn’t just name-drop Plato, Sophocles, and Pericles — he brings them to life with insight, enthusiasm, and just enough scholarly flair to make you feel clever for reading it. Whether you’re brushing up for a pub quiz, trying to sound deep at dinner parties, or just wondering why democracy turned out the way it did, this book delivers. Condition: Aged like Dionysian wine (or possibly vinegar). Marginalia may include passionate underlining, pencil-scribbled gods, or someone’s failed attempt at writing in Greek. Classic Penguin orange cover hanging on for dear life. Crappy Old Books: Peddling musty genius to discerning cheapskates since forever. Ex-library book with plastiv protection to covers and some library stamps inside, some of which have had blank labels stuck over them. Good strong binding and general condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3495/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-greeks-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3494 A Fortnight In The Channel Islands by Gordon Cooper A Fortnight In The Channel Islands (1956) by Gordon Cooper – Sold by Crappy Old Books Pack your crumpled map and sensible shoes for a post-war holiday that time forgot in A Fortnight In The Channel Islands by Gordon Cooper—a charmingly earnest travelogue from 1956 that whisks readers off to Guernsey, Jersey, Sark, and Herm without so much as a passport check. Published by Percival Marshall, this delightfully detailed guide captures the Channel Islands in all their mid-century glory—where the pace is slow, the cream teas are plentiful, and the biggest drama is missing the last ferry. With its cheerful blend of travel advice, historical tidbits, and just the right amount of British understatement, Cooper’s account reads like a conversation with your overly enthusiastic uncle who insists you must visit that tiny church in St. Brelade. Condition: Yellowing like a Jersey sunset, slightly dog-eared, with the unmistakable smell of someone else’s damp suitcase. Crappy Old Books: Selling yesterday’s paperbacks with today’s enthusiasm. 84 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3494/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-fortnight-in-the-channel-islands-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Percival Marshall no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3493 How To Draw by Adrian Hill How To Draw (1964) by Adrian Hill – As Sold by Crappy Old Books Before YouTube tutorials, before online classes, there was How To Draw—Adrian Hill’s no-nonsense guide to putting pencil to paper without embarrassing yourself. First published in 1964 and still stubbornly refusing to go out of print (in our hearts, at least), this Pan Books classic walks you through the art of drawing with all the charm, discipline, and politely firm encouragement of a retired headmaster with a sketchpad. Adrian Hill, artist, educator, and the man who practically invented art therapy, brings a structured, sensible approach to line, form, shading, and perspective. Whether you’re a budding Da Vinci or just want to draw a passable teapot, this is your faithful companion—now with the comforting smell of old paper and a slightly cracked spine for authenticity. Condition: Smudged, well-thumbed, and maybe missing the odd page number—but still vastly more helpful than your mate who says “just draw what you see.” Crappy Old Books: Where forgotten paperbacks find new love (and occasional pencil marks). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3493/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-draw-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3491 Book Lovers London by Lesley Reader Book Lovers London (2002) by Lesley Reader – Sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever planned a day out around second-hand shelves, dusty paperbacks, and a strong flat white, Book Lovers London is your kind of guide. Penned by Lesley Reader and published by Metro in 2002, this literary love letter maps out the city’s best bookshops, market stalls, literary landmarks, and bibliophile boltholes—just before smartphones and chain coffee shops took over every corner. A charmingly analogue snapshot of London’s literary life at the turn of the millennium, it’s equal parts practical guide and quiet celebration of the city’s indie spirit. Whether you’re chasing obscure poetry in Camden or looking for first editions south of the river, Reader’s recommendations feel like tips from a clued-up friend with a tote bag full of paperbacks. Condition: A little yellowed around the edges, dog-eared with affection, and smells faintly of rain-soaked tote bags and dusty Penguin spines. Crappy Old Books: We don’t just sell books—we enable minor obsessions. Amazingly some of the book shops have closed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3491/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/book-lovers-london-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Metro Publications 9781902910130 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3490 Letters From The Desert by Carlo Carretto Letters From The Desert (1980) by Carlo Carretto – Sold by Crappy Old Books What happens when a man walks away from the noise of the world to find God in the silence of the sand? Letters From The Desert is the quietly luminous account of Carlo Carretto’s time with the Little Brothers of Jesus in the Sahara, where prayer meets dust, and the soul is laid bare. First published in 1980 by Darton, Longman and Todd, this modern spiritual classic unfolds in a series of deeply personal reflections—equal parts journal, love letter, and challenge to the busy modern believer. With fierce honesty and poetic clarity, Carretto writes not only to God, but to all of us caught between faith and doubt, action and contemplation. Whether you’re a mystic in training, a lapsed idealist, or just someone who likes the smell of yellowing pages, Letters From The Desert is a book that whispers, nudges, and occasionally kicks you straight in the conscience. Condition: Well-thumbed. Light sand not included. May contain marginalia from someone mid-existential crisis. Still capable of spiritual awakening (with or without a cup of tea). Crappy Old Books – bringing you secondhand holiness since... well, that depends on stock. Good condition all round. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3490/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/letters-from-the-desert-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Darton Longman and Tod 9780232511789 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3489 The Unreturning Army by Huntly Gordon The Unreturning Army (2015) by Huntly Gordon – Sold by Crappy Old Books In The Unreturning Army, Huntly Gordon, acclaimed author of The Unquiet Western Front, revisits the mud, blood, and moral ambiguity of war with sobering clarity and personal insight. Drawing on letters, memories, and the echo of lost voices, Gordon brings to life a generation of young men who marched off in hope and never came home—or did so changed beyond recognition. This 2015 edition from Bantam Books delivers a haunting narrative that fuses history with memoir, examining not just the horrors of the battlefield, but the quieter devastations that follow the survivors. With his trademark humanity and unflinching honesty, Gordon explores duty, disillusionment, and the ghostly presence of those left behind. Condition: Like the soldiers it honours—scarred, a little faded, and holding together remarkably well considering what it’s been through. Smells faintly of old paper and unresolved sorrow. Crappy Old Books: Proudly keeping poignant trauma and beautiful prose in circulation, one yellowed paperback at a time. Virtually brand new condition other than the pesky sticker on the front which I tried to peel off, but without much luck. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3489/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-unreturning-army-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780857501950 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3488 The Crecy War by Alfred H Burne The Crecy War (1999) by Alfred H. Burne – Wordsworth Military Classics Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Forget what you learned in school—this is the Hundred Years’ War with the gloves off. In The Crecy War, military historian Alfred H. Burne breathes life into one of medieval England’s most dramatic campaigns, dissecting the 1346 invasion of France with forensic precision and old-school flair. From the brutal march across Normandy to the legendary longbow volleys that reshaped European warfare at the Battle of Crécy, Burne reconstructs events with the tactical eye of a general and the enthusiasm of a man who probably owns several swords. Originally published in 1955 and reissued here in the somewhat creaky but still lovable Wordsworth Military Classics series, The Crecy War isn’t just about knights and arrows—it’s about logistics, leadership, and the sheer audacity of medieval English arms. Burne even applies his own theory of “Inherent Military Probability” to make sense of what the chroniclers left out (or made up). Condition: Marginally battered, foxed like a French countryside, and smells faintly of damp castle. Still, all maps present and correct. Crappy Old Books: Gloriously unfashionable history for gloriously unfashionable readers. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3488/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-crecy-war-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordswoth Military Classics 9781840222104 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3487 Hitler And The Holocaust by Robert S Wistrich Hitler and the Holocaust (2003) by Robert S. Wistrich – Sold by Crappy Old Books If you’re after light reading, keep walking. Hitler and the Holocaust is historian Robert S. Wistrich’s razor-sharp, uncompromising account of one of humanity’s darkest chapters. With precision, insight, and a healthy disregard for euphemism, Wistrich unpacks the ideological roots, brutal machinery, and global consequences of the Nazi genocide — all without flinching or sugar-coating. This 2003 edition from Phoenix offers a concise but weighty distillation of decades of scholarship, presented in a clear, accessible style that never dumbs things down. Whether you’re a serious student of 20th-century history or just someone trying to understand how civilization can nosedive into barbarism, this book won’t let you off the hook — nor should it. Condition: A bit dog-eared, with the sort of solemn gravitas that only comes from years of sitting on a shelf next to much less important books. Crappy Old Books: Selling the uncomfortable truths and historical wake-up calls most people skip over. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3487/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hitler-and-the-holocaust-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phoenix 9781842124864 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3486 BL Coombes by Bill Jones and Chris Williams BL Coombes (1999) by Bill Jones & Chris Williams – Sold by Crappy Old Books Think the coalfields of South Wales were just soot and sorrow? Think again. BL Coombes by Bill Jones and Chris Williams resurrects the life and legacy of one of Britain’s most eloquent working-class writers and miners. First published by University of Wales Press in 1999, this scholarly yet accessible biography digs deep into the man behind These Poor Hands, revealing a sharp political thinker, tireless advocate for miners’ rights, and gifted chronicler of life underground. This isn’t just the story of a man with a pickaxe—it’s the story of a man with a pen, determined to make sure the world understood what it meant to work in the dark and live in the light of solidarity. Drawing on rich archival sources and written with rare sympathy, Jones and Williams rescue Coombes from obscurity and give him the thoughtful treatment he always deserved. Condition: Smells faintly of coal dust and academia. Slight coffee ring on page 14 may be from a union meeting or just your average desk-based crisis. Either way, it adds character. Crappy Old Books: Proud to stock titles that still speak truth to power—even if the covers are a bit knackered. Good, near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3486/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bl-coombes-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University Of Wales Press 9780708315620 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3485 Platos Podcasts by Mark Vernon Plato’s Podcasts (2009) by Mark Vernon – Sold by Crappy Old Books Forget earbuds and TikTok soundbites—Plato’s Podcasts is where ancient wisdom gets a modern remix. In this witty and accessible collection of philosophical snapshots, Mark Vernon channels the great minds of the past—Plato, Epicurus, Heraclitus, and more—as if they were dropping knowledge straight into your feed. Originally published in 2009 (back when podcasts were just hitting puberty), Vernon’s book offers short, sharp essays that blend history, ethics, and metaphysics with the kind of conversational tone that makes you wonder why you didn’t pay more attention in school. It’s smart without being smug, reflective without being preachy—perfect for armchair thinkers, amateur sages, or anyone who wants to name-drop Socrates at dinner without sounding like a tool. Condition: Thought-provoking with mild creasing. Cover shows signs of deep contemplation (or just poor shelving). Crappy Old Books: Where the wisdom is timeless, and the spines are cracked. Ex-library book with protective cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3485/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/platos-podcasts-jun-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books One World 9781851687060 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3484 The Lawmen - United States Marshalls And Their eputies 1789-1989 by Frederick S Calhound The Lawmen: United States Marshals and Their Deputies 1789–1989 (1991) by Frederick S. Calhoun – Sold by Crappy Old Books Strap on your spurs and holster your curiosity—The Lawmen is a no-nonsense gallop through 200 years of grit, gunfights, and government-issued justice. Historian Frederick S. Calhoun digs deep into the dusty archives of American law enforcement to trace the turbulent legacy of U.S. Marshals and their deputies—from their Wild West roots to their 20th-century evolution into the federal government’s long arm of the law. From manhunts to moonshine raids, fugitives to federal courtrooms, this book unpacks the unpolished, often dangerous reality of a job steeped in myth. Calhoun resists the Hollywood gloss, offering instead a detailed and sober chronicle of a storied institution navigating politics, progress, and public service across two centuries. Condition: Slightly yellowed like old parchment, spine bravely creased from past missions, but still every page holding the line. Crappy Old Books: For readers who like their history well-researched, well-worn, and just a little bit badass. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3484/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lawmen-united-states-marshalls-and-their-deputies-1789-1989-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140154115 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3483 1864 - The Forgotten War That Shaped Europe by Tom Buk-Swienty 1864 – The Forgotten War That Shaped Europe (2015) by Tom Buk-Swienty – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before Sarajevo, before Verdun, there was Düppel. In 1864 – The Forgotten War That Shaped Europe, historian Tom Buk-Swienty breathes urgent life into the Second Schleswig War—a brief but brutal conflict that redrew the map of Europe and quietly set the stage for the blood-soaked dramas of the 20th century. With a novelist’s flair and a forensic historian’s eye, Buk-Swienty reconstructs Denmark’s desperate fight against Prussia and Austria, capturing the personal and political tragedy of a proud nation caught in the gears of imperial ambition. This isn’t the war you learned about in school—because you probably didn’t. But through vivid storytelling, first-hand accounts, and a cinematic sweep, Buk-Swienty reveals how this "forgotten war" echoes through the power struggles and borders of modern Europe. Condition: Slightly scuffed like a battered bayonet, spine faintly creased like an old general’s brow. Still entirely legible for those brave enough to read history’s overlooked turning points. Crappy Old Books – Where history gets dusted off, whether it likes it or not. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3483/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/1864-the-forgotten-war-that-shaped-modern-europe-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Profile Books 9781781252765 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3481 The Dolphin History Of Painting - The Middel Ages by P Francastel The Dolphin History of Painting – The Middle Ages (1969) by Pierre Francastel – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into a world of gilded saints, Byzantine mosaics, and suspiciously solemn Madonnas with The Dolphin History of Painting: The Middle Ages by Pierre Francastel. First published in 1969 by Thames and Hudson, this visually rich and intellectually ambitious volume explores how painting evolved during one of history’s least relaxing time periods. Francastel, a French art historian with more than a passing interest in things divine and obscure, takes you on a sweeping tour from the fall of Rome to the cusp of the Renaissance—pausing to admire illuminated manuscripts, Gothic frescoes, and the occasional tormented martyr. Expect theory, theology, and a whole lot of gold leaf. Condition: Slightly musty, with the odd coffee ring of scholarly character. Spine creased like a monk’s brow; still packed with medieval magic. Crappy Old Books – Because some masterpieces just need a little dusting. 175 full colour plates. This book has been repaired in the past. Whilst the main spinr is in good condition, it appears that the very first page, which had little on it, and before the main title pages, must have fallen out and someone has celloptaped it back in on one side and used an assortment of stickly address labels on the other side to complete the job. It works, but the first page is still out from the main page block by 1mm or so and looks bad. As an archival repair I would grade it an F, but as a functional repair a B-. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3481/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-middle-ages-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3480 The City-State Of The Greeks And Romans by W Warde Fowler The City-State of the Greeks and Romans (1966) by W. Warde Fowler – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before there were empires, there were city-states — and The City-State of the Greeks and Romans dives deep into the dusty heart of ancient civic life with all the scholarly rigour and occasional Victorian pomposity you’d expect from a classicist of W. Warde Fowler’s calibre. First published in the twilight of the 19th century and here resurrected in its 1966 MacMillan edition, this book is a treasure trove of erudite insight, political theory, and the kind of deep historical nerdery that smells faintly of pipe smoke and tweed. Fowler explores the inner workings of ancient democracy and oligarchy, citizen duties, religious rituals, and the slow, tragic arc from autonomy to imperial absorption — all in prose that occasionally thunders like a Roman senator but mostly plods like a very clever donkey. Condition: Yellowed, slightly brittle, and bearing the noble scars of over-ambitious underlining. One corner may or may not have been chewed (by a pet, we assume, not a philosopher). Crappy Old Books: Preserving the grandeur of fallen republics, one foxed paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3480/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-city-state-of-the-greeks-and-romans-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3479 The Lost Pharaohs by Leonard Cottrell The Lost Pharaohs (1969) — Leonard Cottrell Pan Piper • ISBN 0330023039 • Condition: Good Offered with suspicious pride by: Crappy Old Books Open this time-travel ticket and you can practically hear the desert wind rattling through a 1960s library stack. Leonard Cottrell—journalist, broadcaster, and professional Egypt-enthuser—takes you spelunking through Egyptology’s greatest hits before they were Netflix docudramas: mummies, misreads, mirages, and the magnificent human habit of digging holes until history falls out. First published in that golden age when men wore corduroy and paperback covers promised adventure in a single brushstroke, The Lost Pharaohs is Cottrell at his brisk best. He assembles vanished kings like a detective lineup: the ones erased by rivals, misplaced by sand, or simply overlooked because someone filed them under “misc.” It’s part travelogue, part whodunnit, and part “did we really lug that sarcophagus down a staircase?”—written with the breezy authority of a man who’s had tea with curators and dust with everything else. This Pan Piper edition arrives with the particular charm only paper from 1969 can muster: that faintly toasted hue scholars call “papyrus-chic.” “Condition: Good” here means what sensible readers want it to mean—solid binding, readable pages, and the right amount of life lived. It’s been on a journey, but unlike most pharaohs, it hasn’t been sealed in a jar. Expect a light cosmetic patina entirely consistent with a book that survived both time and taste. No hieroglyphic curses detected; any you encounter were probably written by your cat. Cottrell’s thesis is delightfully unfussy: history is a collage of things we find and stories we tell. He recounts the finds, the fumbles, and the “eureka” moments that make Egyptology feel less like a syllabus and more like a caper—low on jargon, high on wonder. If you’ve ever wanted a guide who’ll show you the royal tomb and then wink at the scholarly footnote, this is your chap. Buying from Crappy Old Books guarantees two things: The book you get will be the actual book we photographed in our minds; and We will package it with the kind of care normally reserved for canopic jars and temperamental soufflés. We know our name inspires confidence in absolutely no one, so we compensate with fierce competence and unusually nice tape. Why this copy? Because the lost keep getting found, and Cottrell makes the finding feel fun. Because a Pan paperback sits perfectly in a coat pocket, train seat, or makeshift dig-site camp chair. Because you like your history human, your mysteries solvable, and your prose as dry as the Sahara with a grin at the end of the sentence. Adopt this veteran of the stacks and give it a new dynasty on your shelf. Worst case, you learn why kings disappear. Best case, you also learn why readers don’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3479/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lost-pharaohs-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Piper 9780330023030 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3478 Gods And Heroes Of The Greeks by HJ Rose Gods and Heroes of the Greeks (1974) by H.J. Rose – Sold by Crappy Old Books Prepare to meet the dysfunctional divine in Gods and Heroes of the Greeks, H.J. Rose’s no-nonsense guide to the mythological madhouse of ancient Greece. First published decades earlier and reprinted in this trusty 1974 NEL Mentor edition, Rose trims the toga-flapping drama down to its essentials, delivering clear, scholarly summaries of the Olympians, their mortal playthings, and all the heroic chaos in between. This is mythology without the fluff—no marble statues or incense here, just straight-up tales of incestuous gods, vengeful goddesses, tragic heroes, and the occasional monster that really should have minded its own business. Whether you’re cramming for a classics paper or just want to know why Zeus couldn’t keep it in his chiton, this book has you covered. Condition: Slightly yellowed with the faint smell of the 1970s and someone else’s bookshelf. No actual thunderbolts included. Crappy Old Books: For readers who like their legends used, their paperbacks creased, and their heroes flawed. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3478/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gods-and-heroes-of-the-greeks-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books NEL Mentor no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3477 The First European Revolution by Norman Hampson The First European Revolution (1970) by Norman Hampson – Sold by Crappy Old Books Long before hashtags and hot takes, real revolutions had guillotines. In The First European Revolution, esteemed historian Norman Hampson delivers a sharp, provocative account of the seismic intellectual and political shifts that shook Europe to its foundations between the Enlightenment and the French Revolution. Originally published in 1970 by Thames and Hudson, this slim but potent volume slices through centuries of dogma with the precision of a Jacobin blade. Hampson explores how ideas—dangerous ones—spread from salons and study rooms to the bloodied streets of Paris, toppling kings, priests, and old certainties alike. More than just a chronicle of events, Hampson’s work questions the very notion of revolution itself. Was it inevitable? Was it progress? Or was it just the first chaotic act in Europe’s long drama of modernity? Condition: Slightly yellowed, faint whiff of attic, and bears the noble patina of a book that’s survived several student revolutions of its own. Crappy Old Books: Where faded spines whisper of firebrands and forgotten footnotes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3477/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-first-european-revolution-jun-2025.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500330159 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3476 English Paper Money by Vincent Duggleby English Paper Money (1975) by Vincent Duggleby – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before contactless payments and chip-and-pin, there was cash—and English Paper Money is a glorious deep-dive into the folding stuff of yesteryear. Authored by Vincent Duggleby and published in 1975 by Stanley Gibbons (yes, the stamp people), this classic guide is a musty masterpiece of numismatic nostalgia. From white fivers and wartime oddities to curious provincial notes that probably shouldn’t have bought anything even then, Duggleby charts the evolution of English banknotes with the clinical enthusiasm of a man who definitely owns cotton gloves. Illustrated, itemised, and thoroughly annotated, this book is a treasure trove for collectors, historians, and anyone who’s ever wondered how our ancestors kept their wallets from exploding under the weight of legal tender. Condition: Slightly yellowed like a 1950s ten shilling note forgotten in your nan’s biscuit tin. A little dog-eared, but still proudly bearing interest—just like its subject matter. Crappy Old Books: Lovingly hoarding the financially worthless since… well, forever. Hardback with dust jacket, all good condition. Includes two ’know your banknotes’ leaflets and a newspaper cutting detailing someone finding a hoard of bank notes hidden at a country house. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3476/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-paper-money-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stanley Gibbons Publications 9780852597903 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3475 Meditations On A Hobby Horse by EH Gombrich Meditations on a Hobby Horse (1978) by E.H. Gombrich – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wondered what links hobby horses, abstract art, and the psychology of perception? In Meditations on a Hobby Horse, E.H. Gombrich—one of the 20th century’s sharpest minds on art and image-making—takes us on a wonderfully idiosyncratic tour through the realms of aesthetics, symbolism, and visual understanding. First published by Phaidon Press in 1978, this slim but mighty collection of essays tackles everything from Renaissance allegory to modern design with Gombrich’s signature wit and razor-sharp clarity. Don’t let the title fool you—there’s much more here than wooden toys. It’s a thoughtful romp through the philosophical back alleys of art history, peppered with insights that still punch above their academic weight. Condition: Slightly warped cover, minor annotation from a previous overenthusiastic undergraduate, but otherwise entirely legible and still smarter than you. Crappy Old Books: Giving second chances to books that are clever, slightly dusty, and unapologetically obscure. Ex-library book from Suffolk County Library https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3475/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/meditations-on-a-hobby-horse-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phaidon Press 9780714818306 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3473 The Nuclear Barons - The Inside Story Of How They Created Our Nuclear Nightmare by Peter Pringle and James Spigelman The Nuclear Barons – The Inside Story Of How They Created Our Nuclear Nightmare (1983) By Peter Pringle and James Spigelman | Sphere Books Sold by Crappy Old Books Long before Oppenheimer was a household name and “mutually assured destruction” was dinner-table talk, The Nuclear Barons was blowing the lid off the shadowy world of atom-age ambition and political power plays. This gripping exposé traces how a handful of scientists, bureaucrats, and power-hungry policymakers built—and then lost control of—the most dangerous force humanity has ever unleashed. Peter Pringle and James Spigelman deliver a forensic, globe-spanning account of how post-war idealism curdled into Cold War paranoia, and how a club of elite insiders shaped the nuclear arms race, often in secret and usually without consequence. From Washington to Whitehall, Moscow to Paris, The Nuclear Barons doesn’t just tell a story—it names names and makes you wonder how we’re all still here. Condition: Slightly yellowed, with a radioactive whiff of Cold War paranoia. Cover may feature the bold confidence of early ’80s typography and the faint scent of despair. Still structurally intact—unlike international trust. Crappy Old Books: Your last line of defence against collective amnesia. Quite a large paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3473/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-nuclear-barons-jun-2025.jpg 0.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books 9780722170298 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3472 The Lyle Official Arts Review 1983 by Jennifer Knox The Lyle Official Arts Review 1983 (1982) by Jennifer Knox – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the vivid, velveteen world of early ’80s art collecting with The Lyle Official Arts Review 1983, a gloriously chunky reference from the days when Jennifer Knox held court over Lyle Publications’ ever-opinionated annuals. Published in 1982 but confidently forecasting the artistic winds of 1983, this book is part guide, part time capsule, and part delightful cultural oddity. Inside you’ll find a kaleidoscope of prices, appraisals, and market musings on everything from Victorian oil paintings to avant-garde oddities. With its no-nonsense valuations, stark black-and-white photos, and era-appropriate layout choices (yes, there’s a lot of beige), it’s a must-have for antique enthusiasts, nostalgia-driven art nerds, or anyone wondering what a Wedgwood vase or an unsigned landscape went for during the Thatcher years. Condition: Mildly warped, slightly coffee-stained, but still an absolute masterpiece of mild irrelevance. Crappy Old Books – because nothing says “timeless” like a price guide from 1982. 479 pages of art listings and prices. About 5 images per page and all images in black and white. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3472/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lyle-official-arts-review-1983-jun-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lyle Publications 9780698112155 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3471 Tea Share Manual by Louis G Stephens Tea Share Manual (1939) by Louis G. Stephens – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wondered how to run a community tea scheme with all the ruthless efficiency of a 1930s bureaucrat? Tea Share Manual (1939) by Louis G. Stephens is the definitive guide you never knew you needed. Published on the eve of global upheaval, this generous volume lays out the logistics, etiquette, and social philosophy behind the noble art of equitable tea distribution. Written in the earnest, clipped tone of someone who probably owned more clipboards than friends, Stephens offers a startlingly detailed look at rota systems, contribution protocols, and what to do when Doris forgets the milk (again). Ideal for village halls, office break rooms, company meetins, or anyone planning to organise a resistance movement around a teapot. Condition: Smells faintly of linoleum and over-boiled leaves. Marginalia includes a 1940s doodle of a kettle and one bitter note: “Tea was cold, spirits colder.” Crappy Old Books – because sometimes history brews up something truly weird. Has RNB written on cover, but ANB written on the page ends. Really good condition, essential if you need to know all the tea companies that operated in 1939. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3471/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tea-share-manual-jun-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jones and Cornelius no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3470 Postmark Australia by Elizabeth Tribe and Derek Tribe Postmark Australia (1963) by Elizabeth Tribe & Derek Tribe – Sold by Crappy Old Books Equal parts travelogue, time capsule, and love letter to the land Down Under, Postmark Australia (1963) delivers a vivid snapshot of a continent in flux. Written by Elizabeth and Derek Tribe with warmth, curiosity, and an eye for everyday wonders, this charming volume captures Australia as seen through the eyes of newcomers—observant, enthusiastic, and occasionally baffled. From dusty outback towns to bustling coastal cities, the Tribes chart a course through landscapes both physical and cultural. They explore the peculiarities of local language, customs, and kangaroo encounters with good humour and gentle insight. Whether it’s the mail routes that bind far-flung communities or the people who call the bush home, Postmark Australia is full of quirky detail and unfiltered 1960s commentary that might today raise an eyebrow—or three. Condition: Soft corners, faded spine, and smells faintly of eucalyptus and nostalgia. A perfect read for armchair travellers, Australiana collectors, or anyone who appreciates a good rummage through the literary glovebox of history. Crappy Old Books – proudly stocking the books even your grandma thought were a bit dated. Nice condition, hardback with dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3470/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/postmark-australia-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books FW Cheshire no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3469 Under Fire by Henri Barbusse Under Fire (1974 Everyman Edition) by Henri Barbusse – Sold by Crappy Old Books Long before war was filtered through Hollywood or Call of Duty, Henri Barbusse was in the trenches, knee-deep in filth, fear, and the unvarnished reality of World War I. Under Fire—first published in 1916 and here presented in the stoic, no-frills 1974 Everyman edition—is a blistering, brutally honest novel based on Barbusse’s own time on the Western Front. Forget glory. Forget gallantry. This is war as endurance, chaos, and soul-grinding misery. Barbusse’s unnamed narrator follows a squad of French soldiers as they march, dig, wait, and suffer their way through the mud-soaked madness of industrial warfare. It’s not about plot twists or heroes—it’s about surviving one more night without losing your mind. A cornerstone of anti-war literature, Under Fire speaks with a grim clarity that makes later works look like sanitised postcards from the front. Condition: A bit foxed, slightly musty, and smells like it’s seen a few battles of its own—but every page still intact and ready to deliver literary shellshock. Crappy Old Books: For when you want your fiction muddy, miserable, and devastatingly real. Near new condition and binding, except the colour has faded near to the spine as can be seen in the image. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3469/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/under-fire-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everyman 9780460017985 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3468 The Testament Of Beauty by Robert Bridges The Testament of Beauty (1929) by Robert Bridges – Sold by Crappy Old Books Part philosophical musing, part poetic marathon, The Testament of Beauty is the final, and arguably most eccentric, work of Britain’s once-laureled poet Robert Bridges. Written when he was well into his 80s and no longer bothering to make things easy for anyone, this sprawling poem (yes, all one poem) is a curious blend of mysticism, classicism, Anglican musings, and good old-fashioned literary stubbornness. First published by Oxford University Press in 1929, The Testament of Beauty is Bridges’ attempt to distil a lifetime of thought into unrhymed verse. Don’t come here looking for plot—this is more Pindar than Potter. But for readers who enjoy deciphering beautifully dense language, pondering the nature of truth and beauty, or simply collecting dusty books with serious eyebrows, this is a real treat. Condition: Hardcover with just enough foxing and faded gilt to remind you it’s nearly a century old. Smells of libraries and ambition. Crappy Old Books – Keeping obscure masterpieces confusing and affordable since way before 1929. Very old and in good condition. The dust cover has been treating with a plastic overlay, but its not complete, almost as though they didn’t have enough, or even enough of the right size, and so theres a small section on the front cover without the plastic protection and about half of the back without it. This doesn’t really effect things, but if your a collector of only the best speciments it might bother you. The page edges are untrimmed which is nice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3468/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-testament-of-beauty-jun-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3467 Paris And London In The 18th Century by George Rude Paris and London in the 18th Century (1970) by George Rudé – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the smoky alleyways, raucous taverns, and teeming marketplaces of two of Europe’s greatest cities during a century of revolution, reform, and rumour. In Paris and London in the 18th Century, acclaimed historian George Rudé swaps royal courts for crowded slums, giving voice to the butchers, bakers, street-sellers, and servants who powered the engines of change from below. Originally published in 1970 as part of the Fontana History series, this is social history at its most vivid and urgent—charting the daily lives, struggles, and simmering discontent of the urban poor in the decades before the French and Industrial Revolutions. Rudé blends sharp scholarship with a storyteller’s flair, painting a double portrait of two cities at once worlds apart and eerily alike. Condition: Lightly foxed, faint aroma of intellectual rebellion. Ideal for readers who like their history scruffy, radical, and suspicious of powdered wigs. Crappy Old Books – Giving forgotten paperbacks a second life in the Revolution. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3467/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/paris-and-london-in-the-18th-century-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana History no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3466 Letters and Papers From Prison by Dietrich Bonhoeffer Letters and Papers from Prison (1970) by Dietrich Bonhoeffer – Sold by Crappy Old Books Written in the shadow of Nazi tyranny and smuggled from a Berlin prison cell, Letters and Papers from Prison is the extraordinary testament of theologian and resistance martyr Dietrich Bonhoeffer. This 1970 Fontana edition collects the deeply human thoughts, theological reflections, and piercing moral clarity of a man awaiting execution for his role in a failed plot to assassinate Hitler. Far more than just a historical artifact, Bonhoeffer’s writing wrestles with timeless questions of faith, responsibility, and what it means to live authentically in the face of evil. From gentle letters to his family to uncompromising meditations on God and suffering, this is theology with its sleeves rolled up — brilliant, defiant, and heartbreakingly honest. Condition: Pages yellowed with wisdom. Spine creased from the weight of moral conviction. Ideal for anyone whose bookshelves can handle the burden of actual courage. Crappy Old Books: We stock the heavy stuff — philosophically and physically. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3466/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/letters-and-papers-from-prison-jun-2025.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3464 Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit by Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? (2006) by Steve Lowe & Alan McArthur – Sold by Crappy Old Books A bile-soaked, hilarious howl into the void of modern life, Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? is the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever shouted at the television, cursed a Starbucks queue, or quietly seethed at Coldplay. First unleashed in 2006, this scathing cultural dictionary by Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur skewers the pointless, the pretentious, and the profoundly irritating with wit sharper than a Daily Mail headline. Nothing is safe—reality TV, self-service checkouts, politicians, motivational slogans, even people who say “can I get a latte?” It’s petty. It’s cathartic. It’s painfully British. Think of it as a grumpy pub rant in paperback form—minus the stale beer. Condition: Slightly creased spine, marginally cynical pages. Still perfect for throwing at a copy of Heat magazine. Crappy Old Books: Lowering your expectations, one sarcastic classic at a time. Hardback with dustcover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3464/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/is-it-just-me-or-is-everything-shite-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time Warner Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3463 Introduction To General Relativity by HA Atwater Introduction to General Relativity (1974) by H.A. Atwater – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wanted to bend your mind around the curvature of space-time but got lost somewhere between Newton and Einstein? Introduction to General Relativity by H.A. Atwater is the 1974 no-frills guide to warping your brain just enough to understand gravity as geometry. Published by the ever-serious Pergamon Press, this textbook offers a sober, rigorous, and refreshingly jargon-minimal approach to one of the most mind-bending theories in physics. Inside you’ll find a solid grounding in tensors, geodesics, and the Einstein field equations, all wrapped in that unmistakably ‘70s academic aesthetic—dense type, unyielding logic, and the occasional diagram that looks like it was drawn during a caffeine-fueled lecture break. It’s ideal for physics students, mathematically inclined masochists, or anyone looking to relive their graduate school nightmares. Condition: Light foxing, heavy gravity. Previous owner scribbled "help" in the margins of Chapter 5. Still holds together better than most cosmological models. Crappy Old Books: Because some black holes are found on your bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3463/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/introduction-to-general-relativity-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pergamon Press 9780080177182 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3461 Useful Toil by John Burnett Useful Toil (1975) by John Burnett – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step aside, kings and generals—Useful Toil gives the stage to the real backbone of history: the working classes. In this vivid and often unflinching social history, John Burnett compiles firsthand accounts from the Victorian and Edwardian eras, letting servants, miners, farmhands, and factory workers speak for themselves. No sugar-coating, no nostalgia—just the gritty, moving realities of everyday graft in Britain’s industrial age. Originally published in 1974 and reissued by Readers Union in 1975, this book is a rich patchwork of voices from those whose lives were measured not in headlines, but in hours worked and wages earned. Whether you’re a history buff, a student of social change, or just someone with a soft spot for old books that smell like damp sheds, Useful Toil is a window into a world where sweat was currency and survival an achievement. Condition: Slightly bowed, smells faintly of coal dust and biscuits. Probably been read by someone in a cardigan with strong opinions about trade unions. Still holding together nicely. Crappy Old Books: Where forgotten voices still get a fair day’s wage—metaphorically. First edition with dust jacket, very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3461/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/useful-toil-jun-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Readers Union Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3460 Dispatches by Michael Herr Dispatches (1978) by Michael Herr – Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to Vietnam, where the war is loud, the drugs are cheap, and the truth is somewhere between a helicopter rotor and a body bag. Dispatches, Michael Herr’s blistering 1978 classic, is not your average war memoir. Forget the flag-waving – this is journalism on a bad acid trip, a raw, unfiltered plunge into the madness, fear, and surreal humour of the Vietnam War. As a correspondent for Esquire, Herr embedded with soldiers, smoked their dope, dodged their bullets, and wrote it all down in prose so electric it practically sweats. The result? A cult masterpiece that inspired Apocalypse Now and Full Metal Jacket, and still hits like a flashbang to the soul. This battered Picador edition comes with the kind of page-yellowing and spine-creasing that says: someone’s been in the jungle before you. And maybe cried a little. Condition: Frayed around the edges, like most of the people in this book. Smells slightly of cigarette ash and truth. Crappy Old Books – For those who prefer their war stories with a side of existential crisis. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3460/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dispatches-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330255738 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3459 Tomorrows World by Raymond Baxter and James Burke Tomorrow’s World (1971) by Raymond Baxter and James Burke – Sold by Crappy Old Books Strap yourself in for a jetpack-fuelled journey into the future… as imagined in 1971. Tomorrow’s World, brought to you by the smooth-talking prophets of progress, Raymond Baxter and James Burke, is a charmingly optimistic romp through the technological marvels that were supposed to revolutionise your life by now. Published by the BBC and based on the beloved television series, this gloriously retro volume showcases the gadgets, breakthroughs, and space-age dreams of a Britain on the brink of tomorrow — from talking computers and nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners to the moon base that (spoiler) never quite materialised. Overflowing with grainy black-and-white photos, speculative diagrams, and unwavering faith in science, this book is a must-have for nostalgists, collectors, and anyone who enjoys seeing how the future used to look when it still had knobs and dials. Condition: Slightly faded cover, a whiff of old library shelf, but still delivers a future you can believe in — if you’re stuck in 1971. Crappy Old Books: Where yesterday’s tomorrows are just a paperback away. Ex-library book with plastic dust cover. Has inner front page torn out, but there was probably not any content on that page as the content starts further in, so all the main pages are there. Looks well read, but all the binding and spine is strong. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3459/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tomorrows-world-jun-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books British Broadcasting Corporation no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3458 So You Think You Can Manage by Video Arts So You Think You Can Manage (1984) – Video Arts / Methuen — Sold by Crappy Old Books Straight from the era of chunky phones, shoulder pads, and motivational posters comes So You Think You Can Manage — a gloriously dated yet timelessly awkward guide to the perils and pratfalls of middle management. Produced by the masters of corporate cringe, Video Arts (yes, the same people who roped in John Cleese for your company’s HR training tapes), this 1984 classic blends satire, sincerity, and just enough beige to make you question your entire office existence. Packed with retro wisdom, passive-aggressive memos, and management tips that may or may not ruin your team’s morale, this book is essential reading for anyone who’s ever been told they have "leadership potential" and lived to regret it. Whether you’re a team leader, line manager, or just in it for the vintage clip art, this one’s for you. Condition: Light wear, minor coffee-ring, and a faint whiff of existential despair — just like your average staff meeting. Crappy Old Books: For those who know that true leadership means knowing when to pass the buck — and when to fake enthusiasm. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3458/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/so-you-think-you-can-manage-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413564108 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3456 The Origins Of The Second World War by Victor Mallia-Milanes The Origins of the Second World War (1987) by Victor Mallia-Milanes – Sold by Crappy Old Books Think you know why the world plunged into chaos (again) in 1939? Think again. In The Origins of the Second World War, Victor Mallia-Milanes cuts through the clichés and smoke screens to explore the tangled web of diplomacy, delusion, and downright disaster that led to history’s most catastrophic conflict. First published by Macmillan Education in 1987, this scholarly yet accessible volume offers a sharp, well-reasoned alternative to textbook oversimplifications. Ideal for students, armchair historians, or anyone who likes their global conflict served with a side of analysis and footnotes, Mallia-Milanes doesn’t settle for easy villains or tired narratives. Instead, he lays out the political decisions, miscalculations, and national ambitions that made war not only possible—but, perhaps, inevitable. Condition: Some minor cover wear and academic gravitas. May contain underlining by a long-forgotten undergraduate who thought appeasement was a rock band. Crappy Old Books: Giving neglected knowledge a second chance (no invasion required). Ex-library book with plastic jacket. From Suffolk County Libraries. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3456/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-origins-of-the-second-world-war-jun-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Education 9780333408810 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3454 The Worlds Greatest Mistakes by Nigel Blundell The World’s Greatest Mistakes (1995) by Nigel Blundell – Sold by Crappy Old Books From doomed inventions to catastrophic decisions, The World’s Greatest Mistakes is a gloriously gory tour through history’s biggest blunders, brought to you by the reliably scandal-hungry Nigel Blundell. Originally published in 1995 by Hamlyn, this fact-packed curiosity cabinet is overflowing with bad ideas, botched schemes, and facepalm-worthy failures—from military misfires and political pratfalls to everyday errors that spiralled out of control. With tabloid zest and a taste for the sensational, Blundell uncovers the stories that prove just how badly things can go wrong when hubris, haste, or plain stupidity are at the wheel. Illustrated and irresistibly browsable, it’s the perfect book to leave in the bathroom—or gift to that friend who insists they’ve never made a mistake in their life. Condition: Slightly warped with a cover that’s clearly seen some regret—but still holding together better than most of the decisions in this book. Crappy Old Books: Because one man’s publishing mistake is another man’s treasure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3454/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-worlds-greatest-mistakes-jun-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600572329 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3453 For The Sake Of The Children by June Rose For The Sake Of The Children (1987) by June Rose – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before “child protection” was a household term, June Rose was already asking the hard questions. For The Sake Of The Children is a sobering, intelligent, and deeply researched investigation into the tangled web of Britain’s child welfare system during the late 20th century. First published in 1987, this book drags policy out of the filing cabinet and into the real world—where broken families, struggling institutions, and well-meaning interventions don’t always add up to happy endings. Rose, a seasoned journalist and biographer, dives headfirst into case histories, courtrooms, and care homes to explore what really happens when the state steps in to protect the young. With clear-eyed empathy and zero sugar-coating, she examines how political shifts, social attitudes, and systemic failures collide over the lives of vulnerable children. Condition: Gently battered with the weight of righteous outrage. A few tea stains and the faint smell of 1980s office carpet. Still absolutely readable—unlike some of the social services reports it critiques. Crappy Old Books: Where forgotten voices still have something urgent to say. Ex-library book. Has plastic protective outer. Was lent out 15 times bwtween 1987 and 1991. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3453/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/for-the-sake-of-the-children-jun-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340373194 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3452 Shaw On Theatre by EJ West Shaw On Theatre (1958) by E.J. West – Sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever wondered what George Bernard Shaw really thought of the theatre—besides writing a stack of plays that rattled its bones—Shaw On Theatre is your backstage pass into the wit, wrath, and razor-edged insight of the man himself. Compiled by E.J. West and published in 1958, this volume gathers Shaw’s sharpest writings, letters, and essays on drama, acting, audiences, and the eternal absurdity of it all. A love letter and a slap in the face to the stage in equal measure, this book proves Shaw didn’t just pen plays—he dissected the whole performance of performance itself. Whether he’s praising Ibsen, skewering actors, or turning his acid tongue on the ticket-buying public, Shaw is always compelling, occasionally cranky, and never dull. Condition: A little faded, slightly musty, and probably dropped backstage once or twice—but still strutting its stuff with full Shavian flair. Crappy Old Books: Breathing stale theatrical air into your bookshelf, one curmudgeon at a time. Ex-library book from Suffolk County Council and Ipswich Borough Libraries. Has plastic protective cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3452/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shaw-on-theatre-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacGibbon and Kee no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3451 The Letters Of Younger Pliny by EV Rieu The Letters of the Younger Pliny (1963) – Penguin Classics, trans. E.V. Rieu Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the marble halls, shady villas, and surprisingly relatable bureaucratic headaches of Ancient Rome with The Letters of the Younger Pliny. This Penguin Classics edition, translated with crisp elegance by E.V. Rieu, gathers the personal correspondence of Gaius Plinius Caecilius Secundus—a Roman senator, lawyer, landowner, and all-round overachiever. Written nearly two millennia ago, Pliny’s letters reveal everything from the minutiae of estate management to volcanic eruptions (yes, that one), imperial gossip, and what to do when your friend insists on reading you his poetry. A rare, vivid window into life under the emperors Domitian and Trajan, these letters blend charm, wit, and a healthy dash of sycophancy. Ideal for lovers of classical antiquity or just nosy readers who enjoy other people’s mail. Condition: Gently yellowed like an old toga, with a faint whiff of Latin class and long-forgotten essays. May include marginalia from a previous owner who fancied themselves Cicero. Crappy Old Books – Where ancient wisdom meets modern dust. Good condition. Has a prayer meeting bookmark, dated January 2016. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3451/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-letters-of-the-younger-pliny-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3449 Mornings In Mexico - Etruscan Places by DH Lawrence Mornings in Mexico – Etruscan Places (1975) by D.H. Lawrence – Sold by Crappy Old Books Two continents, one restless spirit. In Mornings in Mexico – Etruscan Places, the ever-wandering D.H. Lawrence swaps fiction for fiercely lyrical travel writing, capturing the colours, rhythms, and ruins of the wider world with a novelist’s eye and a poet’s soul. First penned in the 1920s and reissued together by Penguin in this battered 1975 edition, these essays chart Lawrence’s journeys through the sun-soaked landscapes of Mexico and the ancient tombs of Italy’s Etruscan past. From hummingbirds and haciendas to crypts and crumbling frescoes, Lawrence mixes anthropology with unfiltered opinion and a stubborn distrust of modernity. It’s insightful, evocative, and occasionally gloriously cranky. Condition: Slightly foxed, cover vaguely sunburnt—much like the author. Smells faintly of long bus journeys and unearned nostalgia. Crappy Old Books: Because sometimes a scuffed spine and some outdated cultural takes are half the charm. Includes a whole bunch of junk including book marks and an out of date book of vouchers, totalling £100, from Waterstones for books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3449/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mornings-in-mexico-etrusian-places-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3447 A Celtic Oppidum by Jiri Bren A Celtic Oppidum (1966) by Jiri Bren – Sold by Crappy Old Books Dig into the murky past with A Celtic Oppidum, Jiri Bren’s 1966 archaeological deep-dive into the fortified Iron Age settlements of the ancient Celts. Published by the National Museum in Prague and presented with all the mid-century academic charm you’d expect (think black-and-white plates, no-nonsense typography, and the occasional whiff of mildew), this slim yet mighty volume uncovers the life, trade, and tribal tumult behind one of Europe’s most enigmatic prehistoric cultures. Whether you’re a hardcore pre-Roman enthusiast or just like the idea of warriors in torcs building proto-cities on misty hilltops, this book offers a uniquely Czech lens on Celtic history—served straight from the archives of communist-era academia. Condition: Slight foxing, slightly bent corners, smells vaguely like a damp trench and victory. Perfect for coffee tables, field bags, or altars to forgotten gods. Crappy Old Books: Where the past is musty, dusty, and strangely compelling. Paperback, in reasonable condition given age and nature of paper cover which overlaps the page block. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3447/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-celtic-oppidum-jun-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books National Museum In Prague no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3446 The Zulu War by Alan Lloyd The Zulu War (1973) by Alan Lloyd – Sold by Crappy Old Books Blood, empire, and high Victorian hubris—Alan Lloyd’s The Zulu War is a riveting deep-dive into one of the most dramatic and mismanaged military campaigns of the British Empire. First published in 1973, this richly detailed account brings the Anglo-Zulu War of 1879 to vivid life, from the stunning disaster at Isandlwana to the desperate heroics at Rorke’s Drift and the eventual toppling of the Zulu kingdom. With the narrative flair of a novelist and the research rigour of a historian, Lloyd explores not just the battlefield tactics and political blunders, but also the human cost—on both sides. It’s imperial pomp clashing with indigenous resistance, and the result is both thrilling and sobering. Condition: Slightly yellowed like a colonial officer’s moustache, but otherwise intact. Spine a little weary from years of service, much like the British Army it describes. Crappy Old Books: Bringing you the glory and the folly, one musty masterpiece at a time. Almost new condition, hardback, first edition, with good dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3446/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-zulu-war-jun-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hart-Davis MacGibbon 9780246105608 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3445 Life Under The Pharaohs by Leonard Cottrell Life Under The Pharaohs (1962) by Leonard Cottrell – Sold by Crappy Old Books Think ancient Egypt was all pyramids and mummies? Think again. In Life Under The Pharaohs, Leonard Cottrell brushes the sand off centuries of myth to reveal the bustling, bureaucratic, and brilliantly bizarre world of real Egyptians—scribes, soldiers, slaves, and sandal-makers—who lived beneath the gaze of the god-kings. First published in 1962 and now handsomely yellowed with age, this Pan paperback classic takes readers on a richly detailed tour from temple to tomb. Cottrell, ever the storyteller-archaeologist, digs into daily life with curiosity and flair, uncovering everything from dodgy court politics to how beer was brewed beside the Nile. Condition: Has definitely seen more than one dynasty. A bit dog-eared, possibly smells of papyrus (or just mildew), but still holds together like a well-wrapped mummy. Crappy Old Books: Unearthing forgotten treasures—sometimes literally. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3445/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-under-the-pharaohs-jun-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3444 Tennyson by Harold Nicolson Tennyson (1960) by Harold Nicolson – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before Wikipedia and half-baked documentaries, there was Tennyson by Harold Nicolson — a sharp, elegant, and occasionally withering portrait of Britain’s brooding bard of the Victorian age. First published in 1960, this biography cuts through the fog of reverence to deliver a brisk, insightful study of Alfred, Lord Tennyson: laureate, melancholic, and occasional wearer of extremely dramatic cloaks. Nicolson, with his trademark wit and no-nonsense prose, examines Tennyson’s poetry, personality, and peculiar habits (yes, there’s brooding on cliffs) while also sketching the stiff collars and social anxieties of the 19th-century literary scene. Whether you’re a lifelong Tennyson fan or someone who just vaguely remembers “The Charge of the Light Brigade” from school, this compact classic won’t waste your time. Condition: Tactile proof that paper yellows with age, spine has more creases than Tennyson had insecurities — but still perfectly readable and ready to impart some cultured gloom. Crappy Old Books: Rescuing forgotten brilliance from the dusty shelves of time. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3444/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tennyson-jun-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3441 Prehistoric Societies by Grahame Clark and Stuart Piggott Prehistoric Societies (1976) by Grahame Clark & Stuart Piggott – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before TikTok, before typewriters, before even the wheel—Prehistoric Societies takes you all the way back. This classic 1976 Pelican paperback by archaeological heavyweights Grahame Clark and Stuart Piggott is a scholarly yet surprisingly readable romp through humanity’s earliest attempts at not dying. From stone tools and cave art to tribal hierarchies and the dawn of farming, Clark and Piggott piece together the social fabric of the distant past using real evidence rather than wild speculation (though a little imagination helps). Whether you’re a budding archaeologist, a fan of flint axes, or just into books with maps and the word "Neolithic" in them, this is a foundational text. Condition: Culturally rich, physically weathered. Pages slightly tanned from decades of academic gravitas. Smells faintly of history and loft dust. Crappy Old Books: Preserving the past—one slightly foxed Pelican at a time. Nice condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3441/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prehistoric-societies-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books 9780140211498 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3438 A Social History Of The Third Reich by Richard Grunberger A Social History of the Third Reich (1979) by Richard Grunberger – Sold by Crappy Old Books Forget goose-stepping generals and endless dates—A Social History of the Third Reich takes you inside Nazi Germany from the ground up. First published in 1979, Richard Grunberger’s acclaimed work turns the spotlight away from the usual suspects and instead examines how ordinary people lived, worked, loved, ate, dressed, and coped under one of the 20th century’s most terrifying regimes. This isn’t just a history of high command—it’s a deep dive into the banal, bizarre, and brutal everyday realities of life in the Third Reich. Grunberger methodically dissects everything from Nazi education and propaganda to youth culture, sexual mores, and the grim mechanics of conformity. It’s an unflinching portrait of a society both shaped by and complicit in dictatorship. Condition: Slight lean to the spine, cover has that vintage Penguin orange fade, and someone may have underlined “Volksempfänger” in blue biro. Smells faintly of Cold War paranoia and old paperbacks. Crappy Old Books: Supplying dangerously informative history since... well, nobody’s quite sure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3438/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-social-history-of-the-third-reich-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140217551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3437 An Orkney Murder by Alanna Knight An Orkney Murder (2003) by Alanna Knight – Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the windswept mystery of the Orkney Islands, where secrets linger like mist over ancient stones. In An Orkney Murder, Alanna Knight—master of historical crime—delivers a brooding, atmospheric tale featuring her stalwart Victorian sleuth, Inspector Jeremy Faro. Summoned north to the remote Orkneys for what should be a peaceful family visit, Faro is quickly swept into something far less restful: a mysterious death, whispers of Viking curses, and a tight-lipped island community that doesn’t take kindly to outsiders asking questions. As Faro digs deeper, long-buried truths begin to surface—along with more bodies. Moody, methodical, and full of Scottish charm, this 2003 instalment in Knight’s beloved series offers fog, folklore, and foul play in equal measure. Condition: Slight lean, mild page tanning, and a suspiciously coffee-stained corner that may or may not be evidence. Still perfectly readable, unlike some of the locals. Crappy Old Books – Purveyors of mystery, murder, and mild water damage. Ex-library book with plastic protective sleeve. From Harrow Library Services. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3437/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-orkney-murder-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable 9781841196916 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3436 Paper - Its Making Merchanting And Usage by S Carter Gilmour Paper – Its Making, Merchanting and Usage (1955) by S. Carter Gilmour – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before the digital age turned everything into pixels, paper was king—and Paper: Its Making, Merchanting and Usage is its quietly majestic chronicle. Published in 1955 under the watchful eye of The National Association of Paper Merchants, this delightfully earnest volume by S. Carter Gilmour takes readers deep into the fibres of an industry that once moved empires and inked history. From pulping and pressing to the complex art of merchanting (yes, that’s a thing), this book has it all—well, if your idea of “all” includes grain direction, deckle edges, and warehouse logistics in post-war Britain. It’s a charmingly serious guide for those who sell, buy, or simply admire paper in all its glorious, crinkly forms. Condition: Slightly yellowed, faintly foxed, and still sturdier than your Wi-Fi signal. Smells faintly of must and mild disappointment—just how we like it. Crappy Old Books: Where yesterday’s specialist manuals are today’s oddly satisfying bedtime reads. Slightly warped, but not that noticable and could be flattened. Good binding and very reasonable dust jacket but is aged and has a few snags. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3436/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/paper-its-making-merchanting-and0usage-jun-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The National Association Of Paper Merchants no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3435 The World Of George Orwell by Miriam Gross The World of George Orwell (1971) by Miriam Gross – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the shadowy alleyways and ideological battlegrounds of one of the 20th century’s most influential writers with The World of George Orwell, a 1971 deep dive edited by Miriam Gross. Published by Weidenfeld and Nicolson, this sharp and insightful volume collects a range of essays, reflections, and perspectives on Orwell’s life, work, and the world he skewered with terrifying clarity. From Animal Farm to 1984, Orwell’s dystopian visions have become disturbingly prophetic—and this book explores the man behind the myths, the politics behind the prose, and the bleak truths he sought to expose. With contributions from critics, contemporaries, and cultural thinkers, it’s a musty but mighty look at a literary legacy that refuses to die quietly. Condition: Pages yellowed like the Ministry of Truth’s archives, cover slightly dog-eared from years of doublethink. A fine addition to any shelf that leans to the left—or just wants to look like it does. Crappy Old Books: Reading between the lines (and coffee stains) since forever. This book has four extras: Newspaper clipping relating to Hampstead unveiling a plaque to General de Gaulle from Ham and High 11 February 1983 Page from Daily Telegraph dated Friday 31 December 1999 comparing best novels od 1899 with 1999 as well as other items. General clipping relating to Orwells clock chiming again. A For Review card from Weidenfeld and Nicolson relating to The World Of George Orwell by Miriam Gross, £3/75, to be published 7th October 1971. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3435/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-world-of-george-orwell-jun-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297004790 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3434 The Kiss And Other Stories by Anton Chekhov The Kiss and Other Stories (1982) by Anton Chekhov – Penguin Classics – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the quiet chaos of the human soul with The Kiss and Other Stories, a haunting collection from the undisputed master of short fiction, Anton Chekhov. In this 1982 Penguin Classics edition, Chekhov peels back the veneer of everyday life to reveal a world of awkward love, silent disappointments, and fleeting hope—all wrapped in prose as crisp and unforgiving as a Russian winter. From the titular story’s bittersweet misunderstanding to the slow-burning despair of provincial lives, these tales are as relevant now as when they were first penned over a century ago. Chekhov doesn’t shout; he sighs—and somehow it hits harder. The characters linger like old regrets and half-remembered dreams, the kind Crappy Old Books specializes in. Condition: Pages yellowed with wisdom, spine creased like a furrowed brow, but all the existential dread is intact. Crappy Old Books: Because life is short, and so are these stories—but neither will cheer you up. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3434/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-kiss-and-other-stories-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pebguin Classics 9780140443363 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3432 Regeneration by Pat Barker Regeneration (1992) by Pat Barker – Sold by Crappy Old Books Shell shock, poetry, and the brutality of war collide in Pat Barker’s Regeneration, the acclaimed first novel in her powerful trilogy exploring the psychological wounds of World War I. Based on real historical figures—poet Siegfried Sassoon, psychiatrist W.H.R. Rivers, and the soldiers who passed through the Craiglockhart War Hospital—this is not your average war novel. It’s quieter. And deeper. And hurts in all the right places. Barker masterfully blends fact and fiction to unravel the tangled minds of men broken not just by shells and shrapnel, but by the moral contradictions of the war they’ve been asked to fight. The result is a haunting, humane, and surprisingly modern meditation on trauma, duty, and the messy business of healing. Condition: Mildly battle-worn, some foxing like trench mud on a uniform, but pages still march steadily onward. Might make you cry, or at least think. Maybe both. Crappy Old Books: Proudly flogging fiction with a bit of backbone since… whenever we started. As new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3432/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/regeneration-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140123081 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3430 Arthurs Britain by Leslie Alcock Arthur’s Britain (1978) by Leslie Alcock – Sold by Crappy Old Books Forget knights in shining armour and round tables polished to a mirror finish—Arthur’s Britain is where legend collides with mud, blood, and archaeology. In this classic 1978 Penguin edition, respected archaeologist Leslie Alcock digs deep—literally and figuratively—into the shadowy world of Sub-Roman Britain (AD 367–634), searching for the historical roots of the man we call King Arthur. With a careful blend of scholarly rigour and accessible prose, Alcock sifts through post-Roman chaos, crumbling hill forts, and meagre Latin chronicles to separate fact from myth. Was there an Arthur? Maybe. Was there a Britain worth saving? That’s the bigger question. Packed with maps, site photos, and the kind of confident academic hedging only the 1970s could deliver, this is essential reading for anyone curious about what came after the Romans and before the legends got out of hand. Condition: Slightly foxed, academically inclined, and prone to smell faintly of damp stone and tweed. Crappy Old Books: For readers who prefer their history with a bit of dirt under the fingernails. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3430/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/arthurs-britian-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140213966 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3429 Guide Book Of Canadian, British, Australiana And New Zealand Coins by HC Taylor and Somer James Guide Book Of Canadian, British, Australiana And New Zealand Coins (1965) by H.C. Taylor & Somer James – Sold by Crappy Old Books From Dominion decimals to down-under oddities, this gloriously dated 1965 edition of Guide Book Of Canadian, British, Australiana And New Zealand Coins is the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever fished an old ha’penny out of a drawer and thought, “Hmm, I wonder what this is worth?” Compiled by H.C. Taylor and Somer James for the Canadian Numismatic Publishing Institute (a name as weighty as the coins themselves), this well-thumbed gem offers catalog-style listings, valuations, and brief but earnest commentary on the coinage of four great Commonwealth nations—at a time when shillings still roamed the earth. Expect helpful charts, occasional typewriter misalignments, and that unmistakable mid-century optimism that believed coin collecting could be both educational and thrilling. Condition: Slightly musty, mildly misaligned, and proudly un-updated since 1965—perfect for completists, nostalgists, and anyone who still thinks in pre-decimal. Crappy Old Books: Unearthing forgotten references so you don’t have to mint your own. Note: This book appears to be three books in one: The Guide Book of Canadian Coins, Currency and Token, 1670-1965, seventh edition The Guide Book of Great Britain’s Modern Coins, 1797-1965, fourth edition The Guide Book of Australian and New Zealand Coins https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3429/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-guide-book-of-canadian-coins-and-paper-currency-and-tokens-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Canadian Numismatic Publishing Institute no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3428 White Holes by John Gribbin White Holes (1977) by John Gribbin – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wonder what happens when a black hole gets indigestion? Enter White Holes, the mind-bending 1977 cosmic rollercoaster from acclaimed science writer John Gribbin. Published at the height of space-age speculation, this cult classic explores the strange flip-side of black holes—those theoretical cosmic fountains that might just spew matter across the universe or into entirely new ones. Gribbin blends astrophysics, quantum theory, and a healthy dose of 1970s optimism to unravel one of cosmology’s most elusive phenomena. With lucid prose and a gift for making complex ideas oddly digestible, White Holes is both a product of its time and strangely prescient. Perfect for fans of vintage science paperbacks, armchair cosmologists, and anyone who likes their space-time warped and their books lightly foxed. Condition: Slightly yellowed like the event horizon of knowledge. Pages intact, spine creased, possibly contains marginalia from a previous owner with big thoughts and bad handwriting. Crappy Old Books – Where yesterday’s science fiction sometimes turns out to be today’s science fact... or at least a good read in the bath. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3428/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/white-holes-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paladin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3427 Competencies In Action by Jane Weightman Competencies In Action (1994) by Jane Weightman – Sold by Crappy Old Books Straight from the HR time capsule of the mid-’90s, Competencies In Action by Jane Weightman is your slightly yellowed guide to the once-revolutionary world of skills matrices, behavioural frameworks, and performance profiling. Published by the Institute of Personnel and Development back when floppy disks were still a thing, this book is a serious attempt to pin down exactly what makes employees tick — or at least what made them tick in 1994. Whether you’re a nostalgic HR veteran, a management student researching vintage jargon, or just someone who likes their business books with a hint of historical flavour, Competencies In Action offers a deep dive into the structured madness of workplace capability models. Expect buzzwords, bullet points, and bold ideas about building better people — all wrapped in that classic IPD style. Condition: May smell faintly of filing cabinets and mid-’90s carpet glue. Covers slightly scuffed, but the competency is still fully operational. Crappy Old Books: Putting dusty professional development back into development. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3427/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/competencies-in-action-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Institute Of Personell And Development 9780852925577 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3426 Think And Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill Think and Grow Rich (1966) by Napoleon Hill – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before the era of TED Talks, hustle culture, and motivational Instagram quotes, there was Think and Grow Rich—Napoleon Hill’s vintage roadmap to wealth, success, and the mysterious power of positive thinking. This 1966 Wilshire Book Company edition brings you Hill’s timeless gospel of self-belief, burning desire, and unwavering persistence, all wrapped in the unapologetically bold optimism of mid-century America. Based on interviews with industrial titans like Carnegie, Ford, and Edison (or so the story goes), Hill lays out 13 principles that claim to unlock the vault to riches—not just financial, but personal and spiritual too. It’s part pep talk, part blueprint, and part wild-eyed manifesto. Condition: Pages slightly yellowed with age and ambition. Binding a bit loose—just like the original idea that thoughts alone make you rich. But hey, it worked for somebody, right? Crappy Old Books: Dusty. Dog-eared. Potentially life-changing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3426/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/think-and-grow-rich-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wilshire Book Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3425 Veteran and Vintage Cars by Cecil Gobson Veteran and Vintage Cars (1970) by Cecil Gibson – Troy Model Club Series – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the glorious past of motoring history with Veteran and Vintage Cars by Cecil Gibson, a charming little gem from the Troy Model Club Series that celebrates the days when cars had character, class, and more brass than sense. Originally published in 1970, this lovingly illustrated guide is part nostalgia trip, part educational snapshot, and entirely fuelled by the kind of old-school enthusiasm that smells faintly of petrol, pipe smoke, and slightly damp wool. Gibson’s passion for pre-war motors shines through every page as he introduces iconic makes and models from the dawn of motoring through to the 1930s—with simplified technical drawings, short histories, and just enough detail to make you feel smart at vintage car rallies (or at least smug in your shed). Condition: Lightly foxed, a bit tired around the staples, but still proudly motoring along. Perfect for petrolheads, model-makers, or anyone who knows the difference between a De Dion and a Darracq. Crappy Old Books: Because new books just don’t smell right. Nice hardback with good dust jacket. 62 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3425/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/veteran-and-vintage-cars-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Troy Model Club Series no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3423 The Future General Practioner by John Horder The Future General Practitioner (1973) by John Horder – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the corduroy-clad mind of 1970s medical idealism with The Future General Practitioner, a curious blend of visionary healthcare theory and stolid British understatement from Dr. John Horder and the Royal College of General Practitioners. Part blueprint, part time capsule, this book captures the hopes, fears, and tea-fuelled discussions of a profession trying to redefine itself in a changing world. Packed with earnest diagrams, gentle sociology, and that unmistakable air of authoritative optimism, this is your ticket to the NHS’s thoughtful, tweedy past—when doctors still made house calls and "holistic care" meant remembering your patient’s name and dog. Condition: Slightly faded spine, mild marginalia in what might be a GP’s handwriting—or a spider’s. A fine addition to any bookshelf longing for the smell of real medicine, real ink, and real polyester. Crappy Old Books: For when you’re nostalgic for the future we never quite got. I cellotaped up the spine, nothing serious, just the top of the printed layer was peeling and so I thought it best to preserve it with some professional cellotape treatment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3423/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-furure-general-practioner-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Royal College Of General Practioners no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3422 Homicide 1924 by Pat Finn Homicide 1924 (2025) by Pat Finn – Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the shadowy alleyways and smoke-filled courtrooms of interwar Britain in Homicide 1924, Pat Finn’s gripping deep-dive into one extraordinary year in British murder. With a sharp eye for detail and a flair for the macabre, Finn reconstructs some of the most notorious—and some forgotten—homicide cases of 1924, peeling back the polite veneer of postwar respectability to reveal a country simmering with secrets, desperation, and violence. From Soho speakeasies to remote country lanes, this meticulously researched chronicle blends true crime, social history, and dark psychology, unearthing tales of jealousy, scandal, passion, and cold-blooded brutality. Each case is a snapshot of a nation in flux—still reeling from the Great War, still clinging to Victorian morals, and just beginning to realise that modern crime would need modern justice. Condition: A bit dog-eared, possibly read during a thunderstorm, and smells faintly of pipe smoke—but perfectly serviceable for curling up with a cuppa and contemplating murder. Crappy Old Books: For people who know the past is always up to no good. Near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3422/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/homicide-1924-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Independent 9798283590714 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3421 Unsolved 1984 by Pat Finn Unsolved 1984 (2025) by Pat Finn – Sold by Crappy Old Books History doesn’t always stay buried — and sometimes, neither do the questions. In Unsolved 1984, author Pat Finn unearths a chilling true-crime mystery from Britain’s recent past and re-examines it through the forensic lens of modern hindsight. Part cold-case investigation, part cultural autopsy, this compelling independent release revisits a single, unsolved death in a year already haunted by Orwellian dread, Thatcherite unrest, and Top of the Pops. Finn blends obsessive research, eyewitness interviews, yellowing police records, and a healthy dose of cynicism to peel back the layers of a case forgotten by time — but never truly closed. It’s a gritty portrait of a year, a place, and a silence that still echoes. Condition: Spine slightly creased from someone reading too fast. Marginalia includes a few choice theories and one doodle of a suspicious-looking Ford Cortina. Crappy Old Books: For mysteries that won’t die, and books that almost have. Near new https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3421/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/unsolved-1984-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Independent 9798285197027 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3420 Unsolved 1995 by Pat Finn Unsolved 1995 (2025) by Pat Finn – Sold by Crappy Old Books Some cases fade quietly into the archive. Others refuse to stay buried. In Unsolved 1995, Pat Finn reopens the file on a year scarred by violence, silence, and unanswered questions. With forensic precision and a journalist’s eye for unsettling detail, Finn revisits a series of chilling incidents from the summer of ’95—none more haunting than the late-night killing of former Surrey police officer Jack Baker in Guildford. Part true crime investigation, part cultural excavation, this independent 2025 release digs deep into the people, the places, and the politics of mid-90s Britain. From faded witness appeals to courtroom stalemates and the lives left in limbo, Unsolved 1995 pieces together a compelling portrait of justice interrupted. Condition: Slightly creased, smells faintly of despair and old newsprint—perfect for fans of unresolved tension and the smell of a library long closed. Crappy Old Books: Where the truth isn’t always tidy, but the stories are unforgettable. Near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3420/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/unsolved-1995-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Independent 9781792615733 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3419 Tropical Fish As A Hobby by Herbert R Axelrod Tropical Fish As A Hobby (1972) by Herbert R. Axelrod – Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the psychedelic depths of 1970s fishkeeping with Tropical Fish As A Hobby, Herbert R. Axelrod’s classic guide for anyone who’s ever gazed into a tank and thought, “I could do that… probably.” First published in 1972 and brought to the British public by George Allen and Unwin, this vintage aquarium bible brims with colourful (and sometimes questionably moustached) illustrations, tank setup wisdom, and care tips for fish with names you’ll struggle to pronounce but instantly want to own. Whether you’re a seasoned aquarist or just someone who accidentally inherited a guppy, Axelrod’s friendly, no-nonsense style and oddly charming mid-century advice make this a nostalgic trip worth taking. From fin rot to filters, angelfish to algae, it’s all here—packaged in a slightly yellowed but proudly intact edition that smells faintly of pond water and pipe tobacco. Condition: A bit warped like a bored pleco, but still swimming along nicely. Pages turn, spine holds, information flows—just don’t ask about the cover art. Crappy Old Books: Because even fish deserve a groovy 70s aesthetic. Ex-library book with plastic cover, from Borough of Barnet Public Libraries. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3419/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tropical-fish-as-a-hobby-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen and Unwin 9780045970025 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3418 Aquariums by Anthony Evans Aquariums (1971) by Anthony Evans – Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the strangely hypnotic world of glass boxes, bubbling filters, and slightly judgmental guppies with Aquariums by Anthony Evans. First published in 1971 by John Gifford, this charmingly earnest guide to home aquaria offers everything the budding aquarist of the ’70s could want—except maybe a reliable heater that won’t electrocute your neon tetras. From selecting the perfect tank and choosing your fish (no, they won’t all get along), to mastering the black art of pH balancing, Evans provides sage and sometimes delightfully outdated advice in that calm, slightly paternal tone only found in books printed before the internet ruined everything. Expect diagrams, unexpected enthusiasm for gravel, and warnings about fish diseases that sound oddly Victorian. Condition: Smells faintly of mildew and nostalgia. Slightly warped from previous proximity to water (ironically appropriate). Best read under dim lighting with the gentle hum of a long-forgotten air pump. Crappy Old Books – Where forgotten fish wisdom comes back to the surface. Ex-library book with plastic cover, from Borough of Barnet Public Libraries. I carried out a repair on this book as the cover was coming away a bit and so I glued a strip of paper in the inside from, just where the title quariums appears. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3418/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aquariums-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Gifford no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3417 Tropical Fish Encyclopaedia by Reginald Dutta Tropical Fish Encyclopaedia (1970) by Reginald Dutta – Sold by Crappy Old Books A technicolour plunge into the finned and fabulous! Reginald Dutta’s Tropical Fish Encyclopaedia is a gloriously old-school guide to the aquarium hobby, brimming with charming illustrations, Latin names you’ll promptly forget, and advice that’s just slightly out of date—but no less enthusiastic for it. First published in 1970 by Pelham Books, this well-thumbed tome captures a time when fishkeeping was part science, part art, and part pure optimism. Inside you’ll find a menagerie of tropical species, tips on tank setup, and the kind of bold declarations about water chemistry that only the ’70s could provide. From neon tetras to the mighty gourami, Dutta covers them all with the confident flair of a man who has definitely overfed a guppy or two in his day. Condition: Slight whiff of mustiness, marginally warped spine, and a previous owner’s earnest notes in biro—but like a hardy angelfish, it’s still going strong. Crappy Old Books: Where yesterday’s fish guides never die… they just float to the top of the bargain bin. Ex-library book from Borough of Barnet Public Libraries. Plastic cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3417/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tropical-fish-encyclopedia-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelham Books Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3416 Coldwater Aquariums And Simple Outdoor Pools by Neil Wainwright Coldwater Aquariums and Simple Outdoor Pools (1976) by Neil Wainwright – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever dreamed of keeping a goldfish that isn’t destined for the toilet within a week? Coldwater Aquariums and Simple Outdoor Pools (1976) by Neil Wainwright is the no-nonsense, algae-tinged guide you never knew you needed. Published by Frederick Warne, this charming relic from a simpler time walks you through the delights of designing, stocking, and occasionally rescuing your chilly aquatic companions—whether they’re swimming indoors or braving the great British weather in a concrete garden tub. Expect practical advice, hand-drawn diagrams, and the occasional stern warning about overfeeding. Wainwright covers everything from pond construction to fish selection, with a tone that falls somewhere between enthusiastic uncle and slightly disappointed biology teacher. Condition: Yellowing pages, slightly warped cover, one suspicious water stain (authenticity bonus?), and a faint whiff of pondweed. Still more coherent than your average YouTube DIY pond video. Crappy Old Books: Because sometimes the past really does hold the key to moderately successful fish care. Ex-library book from Borough of Barnet Public Libraries. Plastic cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3416/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/coldwater-aquariums-and-simple-outdoor-pools-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Warne no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3415 The Marine Aquarium by RFO Connell The Marine Aquarium (1969) by R.F.O. Connell – Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the undersea world of 1969, where the fish are groovy, the tanks are glass (mostly), and R.F.O. Connell is your stern-but-sensible guide to all things salty. The Marine Aquarium, published by John Gifford, is a no-nonsense deep dive into setting up and maintaining your very own slice of ocean at home—complete with bristle worms, bubbling filters, and the kind of fish that give freshwater snobs nightmares. Written in that brisk, practical tone beloved by post-war British hobbyists, this book covers everything from tank setup and salinity to the delicate art of not killing your clownfish. Whether you’re a budding aquarist, a retro enthusiast, or just like books with faded dust jackets that smell of seaside lofts, this one’s a catch. Condition: A bit yellowed, slightly warped from past proximity to a humid conservatory, and has possibly hosted a real barnacle. Still entirely readable and full of vintage marine charm. Crappy Old Books: We don’t clean them. We just rescue them. Ex-library book from Borough of Barnet Public Libraries, with protective cover. 154 pages and a few pages for your notes. This is a great book and really feels like books used to be. Cant quite put my finger on it, but it feels real https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3415/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-marine-aquarium-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Gifford no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3412 How To Sketch Sea Town And Country by LA Doust and WG Savory How To Sketch Sea, Town and Country (1930) by L.A. Doust & W.G. Savory – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever fancied capturing the windswept charm of a coastal village, the quiet dignity of a cow in a field, or the bustle of a pre-war high street—all with a few lines of pencil and a can-do attitude? How To Sketch Sea, Town and Country (1930) is your gently foxed gateway to artistic fulfilment. Part of the much-loved Warne’s Art Books series, this vintage gem distils the collective wisdom of L.A. Doust and W.G. Savory into a practical guide for aspiring artists who don’t mind a bit of sea breeze in their sketchpad. Packed with step-by-step drawings, earnest advice, and the kind of observational insight only found between the wars, this book teaches you how to render landscapes, harbours, cottages, and curious locals with simple tools and a steady hand. Ideal for beginners or nostalgists who want to draw like it’s 1930. Condition: Slightly creased cover, smells faintly of linseed oil and old optimism. Sketches may or may not be better than yours. Crappy Old Books – Proudly peddling musty masterpieces to those who still believe in pencils. This is a pocket size book with 66 pages and adverts. Would make a good read on a nice day out. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3412/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-sketch-sea-town-and-country-jun-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warnes Art Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3411 Payment Systems by Tom Lupton Payment Systems (1972) by Tom Lupton – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wondered how your money actually moves behind the scenes? Before digital wallets, fintech startups, and contactless taps, there was Payment Systems – Tom Lupton’s sober, satisfyingly dense deep-dive into the machinery of money as it chugged along in 1970s Britain. Originally published by Penguin Books in 1972, this classic (yes, we’re calling it that) unpacks the world of cheques, clearing houses, giro systems, and banking bureaucracy with all the excitement of a man who has truly lived the thrill of direct debits and interbank settlements. But don’t be fooled—beneath its grey exterior is a fascinating, well-researched window into the quiet revolution of financial infrastructure, written for professionals, academics, and curious masochists alike. Condition: Structurally sound, mildly yellowed, possibly contains traces of tea rings and institutional neglect. Smells faintly of 1970s boardrooms and pessimism. Crappy Old Books: Proudly selling the kinds of titles that libraries deaccessioned with a sigh. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3411/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/payment-systems-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140801682 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3410 The European Parliament - A Guide To Direct Elections by Robert Jackson and John Fitzmaurice The European Parliament – A Guide To Direct Elections (1979) by Robert Jackson & John Fitzmaurice – Sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wondered how the grand experiment of European democracy got its first proper ballot box moment? The European Parliament – A Guide To Direct Elections (1979) is a crisp, quietly enthusiastic snapshot of the EEC’s great leap toward letting the people have a say—written just in time for the first ever direct elections to the European Parliament. Authored by Robert Jackson and John Fitzmaurice, this Penguin original is part primer, part political time capsule. It lays out the machinery, motivations, and mild optimism of a Europe still finding its feet after treaties, tariffs, and table wine debates. Expect diagrams, acronyms, and an almost touching belief in the power of proportional representation. Condition: Lightly yellowed, slightly bent corners, and smells like the waiting room of a Brussels think tank. Still perfectly legible for lovers of political history, Eurocrats in training, or anyone who hoards Penguin paperbacks with alarming specificity. Crappy Old Books – Because some democracies age better than others. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3410/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-european-parliament-a-guide-to-direct-elections-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140523300 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3408 Teach Yourself Lawn Tennis by FNS Creek Teach Yourself Lawn Tennis (1958) by F.N.S. Creek – Sold by Crappy Old Books Before there were tennis influencers, neon headbands, and Wimbledon rain delays streamed in HD, there was Teach Yourself Lawn Tennis — a no-nonsense, straight-down-the-line guide to mastering the gentleman’s game, published in 1958 for those who preferred their serves sliced and their instruction thoroughly British. Penned by F.N.S. Creek (a man who clearly knew his topspin from his teacup), this classic from The English Universities Press is perfect for those who want to brush up their backhand, refine their rally game, or simply bask in the glorious terminology of mid-century sport. Expect careful diagrams, stern advice, and a whole lot of “good clean play.” Condition: Yellowed like a forgotten baseline chalk line, with that charming smell of ancient sports kit and ambition. Still readable and probably more accurate than your current coach. Crappy Old Books – Because good form never goes out of style. This is a small pocket size book, in good condition, hardback with good dustcover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3408/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teach-yourself-lawn-tennis-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The English Universities Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3407 Man And Environment by Robert Arvill Man and Environment (1974) by Robert Arvill – A Pelican Original, Sold by Crappy Old Books Long before climate change was front-page news and reusable tote bags became fashion statements, Robert Arvill was sounding the alarm with Man and Environment. First published in 1974 as part of the iconic Pelican Original series, this quietly urgent book explores humanity’s uneasy relationship with the natural world—from the smog-choked cities to the vanishing wilderness. With clear-eyed analysis and a measured sense of doom, Arvill charts the toll of industrial progress on land, air, and water while offering glimmers of hope through conservation, planning, and plain common sense. It’s a snapshot of a world just waking up to its ecological responsibilities, written in the brisk, no-nonsense style that only a ’70s paperback can deliver. Condition: Yellowing pages, a spine that’s done its fair share of bending, and the faint smell of damp optimism—but still holding together like the biosphere (for now). Crappy Old Books: Recycling neglected paperbacks into cult classics—one musty eco-manifesto at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3407/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/man-and-environment-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original 9780140208894 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3406 A Turn At The Wheel by Stirling Moss A Turn At The Wheel (1961) by Stirling Moss – Sold by Crappy Old Books Buckle up for a hair-raising ride through the golden age of motor racing with A Turn At The Wheel, the legendary memoir by British racing icon Stirling Moss. First published in 1961, this candid and compelling volume offers a rare pit-lane pass into the high-octane world of 1950s Grand Prix, sports car, and endurance racing. From Monza to Monaco, Stirling recounts the triumphs, crashes, rivalries, and sheer bloody-minded speed that made him a household name. More than just a glossy account of trophies and titles, Moss lays bare the grit and danger behind the glamour—offering thoughtful reflections, technical insights, and just enough British understatement to keep it all charmingly grounded. Whether you’re a motorsport fanatic or just enjoy the smell of vintage oil and old books, A Turn At The Wheel is a vivid time capsule from the days when racing was fast, fearless, and fatally unforgiving. Condition: Slightly foxed, mildly battered, but still running on all cylinders—just like the author probably would be if you handed him a vintage Cooper. Crappy Old Books: Unearthing dusty greatness, one dog-eared legend at a time. Nnice condition all round with nice dust cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3406/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-turn-at-the-wheel-jun-2025.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Kimber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3405 One Hit Wonderland by Tony Hawks One Hit Wonderland by Tony Hawks (2003, Ebury Press) Sold by Crappy Old Books – we make bad decisions so you don’t have to. What do you do when you realise your pop career peaked with a novelty hit in the ’80s? If you’re Tony Hawks – not the skateboarder, the other one – you make a drunken bet that you’ll have another chart hit somewhere in the world... and then actually try to do it. From Albania to Africa, with a keyboard under one arm and misplaced optimism under the other, One Hit Wonderland follows Tony’s hilariously misguided global quest to reclaim musical glory. Along the way, he collaborates with obscure producers, befriends eccentric locals, and even enlists the help of Sir Tim Rice (yes, that Tim Rice) in a desperate bid to create the world’s most unlikely comeback. Part travelogue, part music industry farce, and all ridiculous, this is a tale of hope, humiliation, and head-nodding beats. Crappy Old Books: It’s old, it’s probably out of print, and we think that’s a selling point. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3405/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-hit-wonderland-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ebury Press 9780091882105 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3404 Galaxies Nuclei And Quasars by Fred Hoyle Galaxies, Nuclei and Quasars (1966) by Fred Hoyle Published by Heinemann – Now available at Crappy Old Books Blast off into the cosmic unknown with this gloriously musty relic of mid-century astrophysics! In Galaxies, Nuclei and Quasars, legendary British astronomer Sir Fred Hoyle tackles the mysteries of the universe with the confident swagger of a man who thought the Big Bang was a bit too loud for his liking. From the swirling majesty of galaxies to the fiery hearts of stars and the enigmatic glare of quasars, Hoyle charts a course through the heavens with intellect, wit, and a firm refusal to go quietly into the theoretical night. This is vintage cosmology at its most charmingly defiant—a heady blend of scientific brilliance, bold speculation, and delightful 1960s typesetting. Whether you’re a hardened physicist, a retro science geek, or just enjoy the smell of books that have been ignored for decades, Galaxies, Nuclei and Quasars is the yellowed, dog-eared treasure your shelf’s been missing. Crappy Old Books: we sell ‘em because someone has to. book is in good condition, but dust cover is quite torn on the back, with about 30% of it missing, but it still wraps around ok. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3404/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/galaxies-nuclei-and-quasars-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3403 Rude And Politically Incorrect Jokes by Allan Pease Rude And Politically Incorrect Jokes (2001) By Allan Pease | Published by Robson Books | Available from Crappy Old Books Looking to offend absolutely everyone—equally? Then you’ve come to the right dog-eared corner of the book world. From the brain behind body language bestsellers comes something a little less refined: a gleefully tasteless romp through jokes that your HR department would rather you never read. Rude And Politically Incorrect Jokes is packed with the kind of material that makes you laugh, wince, and look over your shoulder all at once. No one is safe, nothing is sacred, and that’s exactly the point. This 2001 gem from Allan Pease is a time capsule of pre-woke wit—blunt, bawdy, and entirely unapologetic. Sold proudly by Crappy Old Books, because some things never go out of bad taste. Warning: Not for the faint of heart, easily offended, or anyone with a Twitter account. Like new, however, it does appear to have been bought as a gift in 2002 and also sold in Oxfam at some point, and so it would suggest that it has never been read. Their loss, your gain. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3403/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rude-and-politically-incorrect-jokes-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robson Books 9781861054494 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3402 The Britannica Guide To Russia by Mary Dejevsky The Britannica Guide to Russia (2009) By Mary Dejevsky (Robinson) As sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the vast, complex world of the largest country on Earth — with The Britannica Guide to Russia, a brisk and insightful 2009 volume that tries its best to make sense of centuries of tsars, revolutions, vodka, and Vladimir Putin. Authored by seasoned journalist Mary Dejevsky (Robinson), this compact guide offers a whirlwind tour through Russia’s turbulent past, uncertain present, and enigmatic future — with just enough facts to make you dangerous at dinner parties. Perfect for armchair historians, Cold War nostalgists, or anyone who once Googled "What is the Kremlin?", this book is both informative and accessible — though not immune to the occasional sweeping generalisation. Pick up your slightly worn, questionably scented copy from Crappy Old Books, where the pages may be yellowed, but the geopolitical intrigue is evergreen. Warning: May contain outdated optimism about Russia’s direction. Also possibly a dried leaf inside. near new, has once crease down spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3402/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/russia-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robinson 9781845299217 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3399 The Secret Of The Sahara by Rosita Forbes The Secret of the Sahara (1937) by Rosita Forbes Published by Penguin Books – Sold by Crappy Old Books Dare to venture into the burning heart of the desert with Rosita Forbes – adventurer, explorer, and one of the boldest women of her time. The Secret of the Sahara (1937) is a vivid, first-hand account of Forbes’ daring journey into Libya’s lawless sands, where few Westerners – let alone women – had ever dared tread. In this gripping narrative, Forbes chronicles her perilous travels disguised in native garb, negotiating tribal politics, braving deadly terrain, and unearthing the enigmatic world of the Senussi. This is not your average travelogue – it’s espionage, anthropology, and pure adventure wrapped in sun-bleached pages. Cracked spines, foxed pages, and that irreplaceable old-book smell guaranteed – because at Crappy Old Books, we don’t do pristine. We do stories with grit, just like Forbes herself. Buy it. Read it. Sweat a little. Good condition with a plastic coated dust jacketrevealing the same cover in very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3399/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-of-the-sahara-kufara-jun-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3398 The Etruscans by M Pallottino The Etruscans (1955) by M. Pallottino – Pelican Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Before Rome rose in marble and might, there were the Etruscans—mysterious, sophisticated, and often misunderstood. In The Etruscans, Italian archaeologist Massimo Pallottino pulls back the veil on this ancient civilisation that once ruled much of Italy, leaving behind enigmatic tombs, elaborate art, and questions still hotly debated. First published in 1955, this classic Pelican paperback brings Pallottino’s scholarship and enthusiasm to a wider audience, mixing archaeology, linguistics, and cultural insight in a surprisingly readable (if occasionally crumbly) academic gem. Expect gods, grave goods, and guesswork—served with mid-century charm and a faint whiff of dusty bookshelves. Picked from the precarious stacks of Crappy Old Books, this volume is perfect for amateur historians, classicists on a budget, or anyone wondering who the Romans copied before they were cool. A little worn, a little yellowed—just how the Etruscans would’ve wanted it. Has some quite faded pencil writing on the back cover, but its barely readable or noticable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3398/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-etruscans-jun-2025.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3397 The Conquest Of Peru by William H Prescott The Conquest of Peru (1961) by William H. Prescott – Mentor Edition Sold with great reluctance by Crappy Old Books Step into the blood-soaked jungles and gold-glittering halls of 16th-century Peru with William H. Prescott’s The Conquest of Peru, a sweeping, scholarly epic that reads like a fever dream of swords, gods, and greed. First published in the 19th century and reissued in this stubbornly readable 1961 Mentor paperback (yes, the spine’s cracked — you’re welcome), Prescott’s meticulous research and Victorian flair chronicle the rise and tragic fall of the Inca Empire under the iron will of Francisco Pizarro and his band of ambitious conquistadors. Sure, it’s got some old-timey phrasing and maybe a whiff of imperialist undertone (or a fog), but it’s also a surprisingly gripping account of one of history’s most dramatic encounters. Prescott wrote it blind — literally — which is more effort than you’ll put into reading it. Perfect for history buffs, colonial guilt gluttons, or people who just like their non-fiction with a bit of swordplay and smallpox. At Crappy Old Books, we can’t promise the pages won’t fall out, but hey — history already has. Contained some notes, a bookmark and a postcard. All free of charge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3397/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-conquest-of-peru-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mentor no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3393 1848 - Year Of Revolution by Mike Rapport 1848 – Year of Revolution by Mike Rapport (Abacus, 2014) As sold by Crappy Old Books Europe, 1848: a tinderbox of restless cities, hungry workers, radical thinkers, and collapsing empires. In 1848 – Year of Revolution, historian Mike Rapport brings to life the roaring chaos of a continent in upheaval. From the barricades of Paris to the ferment in Vienna, from the dreams of democracy in Frankfurt to the flames of rebellion in Budapest, this gripping narrative lays bare a year that promised everything—and delivered a brutal lesson in power and resistance. Rapport’s sweeping, richly detailed account captures the idealism, bloodshed, and betrayals of a time when revolutionaries briefly dared to rewrite history. It’s part political thriller, part cautionary tale—perfect for lovers of history who like their revolutions grand and their optimism thoroughly crushed. A bit dog-eared, slightly musty, and possibly harbouring the ghost of a forgotten bookmark, our Crappy Old Books copy comes with all the charm of a book that’s lived through a few revolutions of its own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3393/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/1848-year-of-revolution-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349118642 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3391 Causewayed Enclosures by RJ Mercer Causewayed Enclosures (1990) by R.J. Mercer – Shire Archaeology Series Available now from Crappy Old Books: where forgotten pages find questionable value. Delve into the curious world of Neolithic Britain with Causewayed Enclosures, R.J. Mercer’s compact yet scholarly contribution to the Shire Archaeology series. First published in 1990 and boasting all the gritty charm of pre-digital archaeology, this slim volume explores one of prehistoric Europe’s most enigmatic monument types – the interrupted ditches of early farming communities. Expect meticulous diagrams, just enough grainy black-and-white site photos to keep things interesting, and a tone that balances academic rigour with the warmth of a very patient lecturer. Mercer guides readers through theories of enclosure use – from seasonal gathering places to cattle pens or cult centres – all without once using the word "ritual" gratuitously (well, almost). Perfect for the amateur archaeologist, the desk-bound academic, or anyone who enjoys the smell of 1990s paper and a bit of Neolithic mystery. Slight foxing, a musty whiff, and possibly a coffee ring included at no extra charge – because at Crappy Old Books, we believe history should feel historic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3391/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/causewayed-enclosures-jun-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shire Archaeology 9780747800644 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3390 The Hare With Amber Eyes by Edmund De Waal The Hare With Amber Eyes (2010) by Edmund de Waal Vintage | As sold by Crappy Old Books A delicate, dazzling memoir of art, memory, and the fragile threads of family legacy, The Hare With Amber Eyes traces the journey of a collection of tiny Japanese netsuke across generations and continents. Ceramicist Edmund de Waal inherits these intricate carvings and begins to uncover the dramatic story behind them — a tale stretching from the lavish salons of 19th-century Paris to the rubble of postwar Tokyo, and into the shadow of the Holocaust in Vienna. With the eye of an artist and the soul of a historian, de Waal invites readers into an intimate excavation of identity, loss, and inheritance. This is not just the story of objects — it’s the story of people, of what survives when everything else is taken away. Worn at the corners, much like the Ephrussi fortune. Smells faintly of old paper and existential dread — a classic find at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3390/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hare-with-amber-eyes-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099539551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3389 Lustrum by Robert Harris Lustrum by Robert Harris (Arrow, 2009) 📚 Sold with suspicious pride by Crappy Old Books Step into the backstabbing, toga-tossing world of Ancient Rome — where ambition is deadly, loyalty is optional, and the speeches are long enough to kill a man. In Lustrum (or Conspirata, for our friends across the pond), Robert Harris continues his brilliant trilogy on Cicero, the sharp-tongued orator clawing his way through the blood-soaked corridors of Roman power. Told through the weary eyes of his slave-secretary Tiro, this is a political thriller in a bedsheet, and no one does it quite like Harris. Will Cicero’s ideals survive the creeping corruption of Caesar and Catiline? Will anyone shut up long enough to let him finish a sentence? Will this battered paperback hold together until the final chapter? A must-read for lovers of history, politics, and books that smell like they’ve lived a life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3389/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lustrum-jun-2025.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099406327 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3388 Alexander The Great by Robin Lane Fox Alexander the Great (1988) by Robin Lane Fox — Penguin Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the sandals of history’s most unstoppable conqueror in Robin Lane Fox’s definitive biography of Alexander the Great. First published in 1973 and reprinted in this classic 1988 Penguin edition, this richly detailed narrative cuts through myth and legend to reveal the man behind the empire. From the sun-drenched battlefields of Asia Minor to the far reaches of India, Lane Fox guides readers through Alexander’s breathtaking campaigns with scholarly precision and a flair for storytelling that would make even a Macedonian court bard jealous. You’ll meet philosophers, war elephants, scheming generals, and a young king with the ambition of a god. Perfect for history buffs, armchair emperors, and anyone who enjoys a bit of swordplay with their scholarship. This edition may be dog-eared, slightly foxed, and held together by the dreams of empire — but like Alexander’s legacy, it endures. Crappy Old Books: Because greatness doesn’t need a dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3388/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alexander-the-great-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140088786 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3386 Tudor Rebellions by Anthony Fletcher Tudor Rebellions (1990) by Anthony Fletcher – Longman 📚 Crappy Old Books proudly presents... yet another thrilling instalment of dusty academic glory! Rebellions, riots, and royal tantrums – Tudor Rebellions by Anthony Fletcher (yes, the 1990 Longman edition – the one with that charmingly bland cover) takes you deep into the chaotic heart of 16th-century England. From the Pilgrimage of Grace to Wyatt’s Rebellion and beyond, Fletcher coolly dissects why peasants grabbed pitchforks and nobles plotted behind velvet curtains. This classic study combines sharp analysis with just enough narrative flair to keep your eyelids open – perfect for history buffs, students with a looming essay deadline, or anyone who enjoys a good Tudor uprising over their morning tea. It may smell slightly of attic and disappointment, but the content? Gold. 📖 Used, slightly battered, possibly annotated by an over-caffeinated undergrad. Still smarter than most people you know. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3386/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tudor-rebellions-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582352551 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3384 The Crusader by Michael Eisner The Crusader (2003) by Michael Eisner — Bantam Books As sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wonder what happens when a 12th-century knight crashes into 21st-century corporate America? Neither did we. But Michael Eisner — yes, that Michael Eisner — went ahead and wrote The Crusader anyway. In this surprisingly earnest, occasionally bonkers novel, a headstrong museum curator stumbles on an ancient secret that sends her down a rabbit hole of medieval mayhem, religious relics, and possibly the world’s least plausible conspiracy. Enter a mysterious figure who may or may not be a time-traveling Templar — or just a guy really committed to cosplay. Originally released by Bantam Books in 2003 and now rescued from the dusty corners of literary oblivion by Crappy Old Books, The Crusader is equal parts thriller, historical romp, and corporate fever dream. Is it good? Who’s to say? But it’s definitely something. Perfect for fans of: Ancient orders with modern agendas Plots that involve both swords and suits Books you can read ironically or maybe enjoy unironically after a glass of wine Good condition, like new, but has a ring mark from a cup of something on the cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3384/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-crusador-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553814163 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3383 England In Europe 1066-1453 by Nidel Saul England in Europe 1066–1453 By Nigel Saul | Collins and Brown, 1994 Now available from Crappy Old Books – because history never gets dusty enough. From the Norman Conquest to the closing days of the Hundred Years’ War, England in Europe 1066–1453 is a sweeping and accessible exploration of medieval England’s deep entanglement with the continent. Historian Nigel Saul traces the complex political, military, and cultural threads that bound England to Europe—from dynastic claims and battlefield clashes to ecclesiastical power plays and shifting alliances. Ideal for armchair historians, reformed Crusaders, and anyone who likes their monarchs with a side of continental chaos, this 1994 classic may be out of print, but it’s far from out of date. Whether you’re revisiting the Plantagenets or meeting them for the first time, this book brings a rich era vividly to life—with fewer beheadings than you’d think, but just as many betrayals. Crappy Old Books: rescuing the musty, marvelous, and marginally foxed—one spine at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3383/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/england-in-europe-1066-1453.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins and Brown 9781855852075 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3382 Golden Age Detective Stories by Marie Smith Golden Age Detective Stories (2002) by Marie Smith | Published by Parragon | Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the smoky parlours, foggy streets, and genteel drawing rooms of crime’s most elegant era with Golden Age Detective Stories, a curated collection of murder, mystery, and misdirection. Edited by Marie Smith, this 2002 edition from Parragon gathers classic whodunits inspired by the golden age of detective fiction—a time when detectives wore tweed, suspects were always suspicious, and the butler might actually have done it. Perfect for armchair sleuths and Agatha Christie aficionados alike, this anthology serves up twists, turns, and a generous helping of nostalgia. Whether you’re new to vintage mysteries or just fancy something delightfully dusty, Golden Age Detective Stories delivers suspense with a silver spoon. Lovingly resold by Crappy Old Books—because good mysteries never go out of style (just out of print). Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3382/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/golden-age-detective-stories-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Parragon 9780752574295 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3381 Bloomsbury Guides To English Literature From 1790 To 1830 by Geoff Ward Bloomsbury Guides to English Literature: From 1790 to 1830 (1994) by Geoff Ward | Published by Bloomsbury | Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into a revolutionary age of imagination, rebellion, and the rise of the Romantic spirit. In this concise yet comprehensive guide, Geoff Ward maps the turbulent literary landscape of 1790 to 1830—a period defined by towering figures such as Wordsworth, Byron, Shelley, and Keats, as well as radical political upheavals and shifting artistic ideals. Part of the acclaimed Bloomsbury Guides to English Literature series, this volume unpacks key movements, themes, and works with clarity and scholarly insight, making it essential reading for students, teachers, and curious readers alike. Whether you’re revisiting Coleridge’s haunted mind or exploring the Gothic undercurrents of the early 19th century, this is your well-thumbed passport to a vivid literary world. Now available from Crappy Old Books—because some of the best reads come with a little character and a musty smell of wisdom. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3381/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/romantic-literature-from-1790-to-1830-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747519522 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3376 The Story Of Prehistoric Civilizations by Dorothy Davison The Story of Prehistoric Civilizations (1951) by Dorothy Davison (Watts) Sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your mammoth-skin slippers and journey back to a time when humans hadn’t yet invented the wheel, the weekend, or a decent deodorant. In The Story of Prehistoric Civilizations, Dorothy Davison (Watts) takes readers on a lively 1950s romp through the murky mists of prehistory—armed with the best assumptions mid-century anthropology had to offer. This charmingly dated yet earnest exploration covers the rise of early humans, the baffling brilliance of stone tools, and the mysteries of long-lost cultures who, somehow, managed without smartphones. Part historical survey, part speculative time travel, it’s the kind of book your granddad might’ve read in school—and then forgotten in the attic. Perfect for lovers of old-school non-fiction, retro illustrations, and slightly crumbling paper. From the shelves of Crappy Old Books, where “vintage” is just a polite way to say “a bit musty.” Hardbback with dust jacket. Nice binding, barely read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3376/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-prehistoric-civilisations-jun-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Watts no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3375 The Aztecs Of Mexico by GC Vaillant The Aztecs of Mexico (1960) by G.C. Vaillant Pelican Books edition – as offered by Crappy Old Books Step into the blood-soaked splendour of ancient Mesoamerica with G.C. Vaillant’s The Aztecs of Mexico, a no-nonsense classic from Pelican Books that dares to dissect the rise, rituals, and ruin of a once-mighty civilisation. With scholarly flair and just enough mid-century confidence to raise an eyebrow, Vaillant takes us through the daily lives, religious fervour, and empire-building ambition of the Aztecs – all before their dramatic encounter with the Spanish conquistadors. Originally published before the era of trigger warnings and cultural sensitivity seminars, this 1960 edition is both an accessible introduction and a dated time capsule of archaeological thought. Expect human sacrifice, calendar systems, and the occasional sweeping generalisation – all delivered with that unmistakable post-war academic earnestness. Perfect for fans of retro anthropology, dusty paperbacks, and the smell of crumbling glue. Another semi-accurate gem, lovingly resuscitated by Crappy Old Books – because history deserves to be slightly yellowed and mildly musty. Pretty good shape for its age. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3375/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-aztecs-of-mexico-jun-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3374 Shakespears King John by F Marshall and RG Gill Shakespeare’s King John (1940 Edition) – Edited by F. Marshall and R.G. Gill Published by Oxford and Cambridge Available now from Crappy Old Books – where literary dust never settles. Treachery, ambition, and royal meltdowns—King John may not be the crown jewel of Shakespeare’s canon, but it’s got all the ingredients of a classic: scheming nobles, papal power plays, and a monarch in way over his head. This 1940 school edition, lovingly battered and probably annotated in 1953 by a sleepy sixth-former, features the careful editorial hands of F. Marshall and R.G. Gill—who were determined to make Shakespeare accessible, or at least marginally less confusing. Crammed with old-school footnotes, earnest discussion questions, and the occasional whiff of war-era paper rationing, this edition is a gloriously fragile time capsule. Perfect for collectors, curious students, and anyone who prefers their Shakespeare with a bit of foxing and the faint aroma of attic. Buy now from Crappy Old Books—because greatness doesn’t always come in mint condition. Not sure of the year as there is no date, but I am guessing about 1940, but it could be much earlier. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3374/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shakespears-king-john-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford and Cambridge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3373 A Short History Of English Literature by Ifor Evans A Short History Of English Literature (1973) by Ifor Evans – Pelican Original Sold by Crappy Old Books Prepare to journey through the dusty pages of literary history with A Short History Of English Literature by Ifor Evans – the 1973 Pelican Original that once adorned every serious student’s bookshelf… or propped up a wonky table. Evans briskly marches from Beowulf to the Bloomsbury Group, shedding scholarly light (and just a dash of Oxbridge dryness) on the major movements, milestones, and misanthropes of English letters. Whether you’re revisiting the canon or trying to remember who exactly Thomas Nashe was, this compact classic delivers a no-nonsense tour through the centuries. This copy from Crappy Old Books comes pre-aged, possibly annotated by an overzealous sixth-former, and carries that unmistakable whiff of nostalgia and attic mildew. A perfect read for lovers of secondhand wisdom, outdated scholarship, and the golden age of paperback academia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3373/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-short-history-of-english-literature-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3372 The Dog Owners Guide by Eric Fitch Daglish The Dog Owner’s Guide (1967) by Eric Fitch Daglish (Aldine) As sold by Crappy Old Books A charmingly outdated gem for the discerning canine enthusiast, The Dog Owner’s Guide (1967) by Eric Fitch Daglish is the kind of book your grandfather might have relied on—if he thought feeding scraps and a stern word were enough. Packed with earnest advice, quaint illustrations, and a whiff of post-war pragmatism, this Aldine edition offers a fascinating glimpse into the dog-rearing wisdom of yesteryear. Whether you’re genuinely curious about vintage dog care or just love a good dose of mid-century pet philosophy ("Don’t let the dog sleep on the bed. He’ll think he owns it—and you."), this guide is a delightful time capsule. Ideal for collectors, lovers of retro animal lore, or anyone who believes a little nonsense goes a long way. Sold with affection—and a few loose pages—by Crappy Old Books. Small pocket size book, 126 pages, very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3372/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dof-owners-guide-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aldine no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3371 The Essence Of Precis With Answers by A Hossack The Essence of Precis With Answers (1962) by A. Hossack (Methuen) As sold by Crappy Old Books Step back into a simpler, sterner age of British education with The Essence of Precis With Answers by A. Hossack—your guide to the long-lost art of trimming verbose ramblings into crisp, clear summaries. First published in 1962 by Methuen, this dogged little volume has helped generations of students wrestle unruly paragraphs into neat, obedient précis. With structured exercises, model answers, and just enough dry wit to remind you you’re in safe, scholarly hands, Hossack’s guide is equal parts textbook and time capsule. Ideal for lovers of forgotten pedagogies, vintage exams, and anyone who thinks modern attention spans are far too generous. Now brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where every frayed page tells a story and the musty scent of learning lingers proudly. Dog-eared? Probably. Dated? Delightfully. Dull? Never. Perfect for collectors, nostalgists, and anyone in need of a little literary discipline. first two blank pages have scribbles on them, but all the important internal pages are free from scribble. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3371/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-essence-of-precis-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3370 Brownies On Wheels by Verily Anderson Brownies On Wheels (1981) by Verily Anderson Published by Hodder and Stoughton — sold by Crappy Old Books Strap in (literally) for a delightfully chaotic ride with Britain’s most intrepid Brown Owl, Verily Anderson, as she takes a troop of eager Brownies on the road — in a caravan that’s seen better days and with a schedule held together by good intentions and sticky-backed plastic. Full of mishaps, muddy wellies, sing-songs gone awry, and the kind of wholesome mayhem only the early ’80s could provide, Brownies On Wheels is a warm, witty, and occasionally unhinged look at guiding, parenting, and the perils of trying to organise anything involving more than three under-10s at once. If Enid Blyton ever got stuck in a layby with a flat tyre and a dozen hyperactive Brownies, she might have written something like this. Slightly dog-eared, faintly musty, and absolutely charming — this is one for the nostalgia shelf, the Scout hut bookshelf, or anyone who thinks modern camping has gone soft. Has a London Borough Of Croydon Childrens Libraries slip in front showing that it was regularly lent out between 1984 and 1988. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3370/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/brownies-on-wheels-jun-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340265468 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3369 Empire - Wounds Of Honour by Anthony Riches Empire: Wounds of Honour (2010) by Anthony Riches Published by Hodder | Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the bloodied sandals of the Roman frontier in Empire: Wounds of Honour, the gripping first instalment in Anthony Riches’ brutal and breathless historical fiction series. Marcus Valerius Aquila was born a Roman noble—but treachery at the heart of the Empire has left him fleeing for his life. Stripped of his name and hunted by the Emperor’s assassins, he finds unexpected refuge in the remote wilds of Britannia, where the legions are tough, the locals tougher, and survival demands more than noble breeding. Taking up arms under a false identity, Marcus is thrown into a savage world of frontier warfare, political scheming, and hard-bitten comrades who don’t take kindly to privileged outsiders. But as enemies close in from all sides, Marcus will need to fight not just for Rome, but for revenge, redemption, and something resembling honour. Cracked spines, foxed pages, and all the character you’d expect—Crappy Old Books brings you this raw, battle-worn paperback that’s already seen more action than your average centurion. A must-have for fans of Bernard Cornwell, Simon Scarrow, and anyone who likes their heroes dirty, desperate, and dangerously good at stabbing people. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3369/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/empire-wounds-of-honour-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder 9781444762334 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3367 The Age Of The Railway by Harold Perkin The Age of the Railway (1971) by Harold Perkin – as sold by Crappy Old Books All aboard for a journey through soot, steam, and staggering social change! In The Age of the Railway, Harold Perkin charts the explosive rise of Britain’s railways in the 19th century and how those iron arteries reshaped the nation—from the fabric of society to the speed of a boiled egg. This is history with clatter, class tension, and coal dust, penned with all the pomp and punch of a professor who really loves a good timetable. Published by Panther in their peak brown-and-yellow phase, this paperback classic is the kind of book you’ll find on your dad’s shelf, wedged between a Haynes manual and a biography of Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Expect gripping tales of industrial upheaval, Victorian ambition, and the sort of footnotes that make you feel smarter just for skimming them. Crappy Old Books brings you this dog-eared gem complete with suspicious tea stains, mild foxing, and that unmistakable scent of British intellectualism and garden shed. Ideal for railway romantics, armchair historians, and anyone who thinks HS2 should come with top hats and pocket watches. Warning: may cause sudden urges to visit Crewe. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3367/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-age-of-the-railway-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3366 The German Nation And Martin Luther by AG Dickens The German Nation and Martin Luther (1976) by A.G. Dickens — Fontana Modern History Edition As sold by Crappy Old Books From the battered shelves of Crappy Old Books comes a classic of historical scholarship, now wearing its age with pride — a bit dog-eared, possibly annotated in three colours of biro, but still burning with intellectual clarity. In The German Nation and Martin Luther, esteemed historian A.G. Dickens examines the explosive convergence of national identity and religious revolution in sixteenth-century Germany. With a sharp eye for politics, propaganda, and the power of the pulpit, Dickens untangles the complex web of forces that made Martin Luther not just a heretic or a reformer, but a lightning rod for German nationalism. It’s rigorous. It’s readable. It’s 1970s academic chic. Perfect for history buffs, theology nerds, or anyone who’s ever wondered how one monk with a hammer managed to shake an empire — and build a nation. Crappy Old Books guarantees it comes with authentic ’old book smell’ at no extra charge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3366/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-german-nation-and-marting-luther-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006343837 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3365 The Roman Triumph by Robert Payne The Roman Triumph (1964) by Robert Payne Published by Pan Books — As Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the bloodstained sandals of Caesar, smell the incense wafting through the Forum, and hear the deafening roar of Rome as the legions march home. In The Roman Triumph, Robert Payne — ever the literary historian with a taste for the grand and grisly — unfurls the banners of empire in a sweeping account of ancient Rome’s most intoxicating ritual: the triumph. First published in 1964 and now rescued from glorious paperback decay by Crappy Old Books, this vivid work reconstructs not only the spectacle of the Roman triumph but the swaggering egos, ruthless ambition, and glorious absurdity behind it all. Payne’s prose is sharp, evocative, and just a touch decadent — like Rome itself in its prime. Perfect for lovers of ancient history, faded paperbacks, and books that smell like they’ve seen empires fall. Warning: May contain traces of toga. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3365/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-roman-triumph-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3364 Travels Of A Capitalist Lackey by Fred Basnett Travels of a Capitalist Lackey (1965) by Fred Basnett Companion Book Club Edition Sold by: Crappy Old Books Step aside, earnest travel writers and polished jet-setters—Fred Basnett is here to take you on a ride that’s part travelogue, part satire, and entirely unfiltered. In Travels of a Capitalist Lackey, this unrepentant everyman lumbers across Europe not in search of enlightenment, but in pursuit of cheap beds, strong drink, and the occasional warm meal. Armed with dry wit, a battered suitcase, and a healthy disdain for pretension, Basnett skewers tourist traps, bureaucracies, and cultural absurdities with a laugh-out-loud charm. From grimy pensions to unexpected conversations with fellow misfits, this 1960s jaunt is as much about surviving the journey as it is about the destinations. A forgotten gem reissued in all its gloriously outdated glory by Crappy Old Books—perfect for anyone who prefers their travel tales served with sarcasm, skepticism, and a touch of socialist suspicion. Out of print, slightly musty, and well worth the trip. Good condition overall, but the dust cover appears slightly corroded along front and back book board. THe dust jacket is still good, but you might want to treat it in some way, maybe with an inner layer of paper from the inside to reinforce it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3364/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/travels-of-a-capitalist-lackey-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Companion Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3363 The Wordsworth Dictionary Of British History by Norman Stone The Wordsworth Dictionary of British History (1994) – Norman Stone As flogged by Crappy Old Books History buffs, trivia hounds, and dusty shelf dwellers rejoice! This gloriously no-frills dictionary of British history from 1994, penned by the ever-sardonic Norman Stone, is your passport to centuries of monarchs, mutinies, and monumental mishaps. From Anglo-Saxons to the Suez Crisis, this chunky reference tome delivers bite-sized entries that are surprisingly informative, occasionally opinionated, and always charmingly dated. No glossy pictures. No QR codes. Just pure, pre-internet, analog knowledge—like granddad used to argue with. Perfect for pub quizzes, passive-aggressive bookshelf flexing, or simply pretending you knew who Walpole was before the Netflix doc. Crisp pages? Probably not. But history this dry never felt so satisfying. Very good condition, like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3363/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wordsworth-dictionary-of-british-history-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Reference 9781853263224 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3362 The Letters Of Thomas Mann by Richard Winston and Clara Winston The Letters of Thomas Mann (1975) – Richard & Clara Winston (Translators) – Penguin Modern Classics As sold by Crappy Old Books Crappy Old Books presents a masterpiece of literary correspondence: The Letters of Thomas Mann. Translated with precision and care by Richard and Clara Winston, this 1975 Penguin Modern Classics edition unveils the private mind behind the public genius. Spanning over six decades, these letters trace the evolution of Mann’s thought, from his early fame with Buddenbrooks to the towering achievements of The Magic Mountain and Doctor Faustus. Here is Mann in all his complexity—ironic, erudite, deeply human—writing to family, friends, rivals, and fellow exiles as he navigates two world wars, the rise of fascism, and the burdens of exile. Whether sparring with Adorno or fretting over his children’s futures, Mann’s voice—intimate, formal, witty, or wary—remains unmistakably his own. The Winstons’ elegant translation preserves every nuance of tone, allowing readers to eavesdrop on the 20th century’s most private public intellectual. Perfect for fans of epistolary introspection and slightly dusty paperbacks, The Letters of Thomas Mann is both a literary trove and a historical record—and, yes, it smells faintly of old cigarettes and genius. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3362/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-letters-of-thomas-mann-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Modern Classics 9780140039511 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3361 A History Of Man In THe Lake District by William Rollinson A History Of Man In The Lake District (1967) By William Rollinson | Published by J.M. Dent | Offered by Crappy Old Books Step into the misty past of Cumbria with A History Of Man In The Lake District, William Rollinson’s quietly captivating journey through thousands of years of human presence in one of England’s most iconic landscapes. From Neolithic settlers and Roman invaders to medieval monks and Victorian tourists, Rollinson chronicles the people who shaped the fells, valleys, and villages of the Lakes with clarity, warmth, and a surprising amount of peat. Originally published in 1967, this is history the old-fashioned way—thoughtful, well-researched, and blissfully free of buzzwords. Expect stone circles, sheep farming, dry-stone walls, and just the right amount of scholarly charm. Whether you’re a local, a rambler, or simply someone who likes their books to smell of damp paper and tweed, this one’s for you. Crappy Old Books: Giving dusty gems like this a second chance—because some histories deserve more than landfill. Plastic protective cover, very good condition hardback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3361/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-man-in-the-lake-district-jun-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3360 A General History Of Europe - Europe 1780-1830 by Franklin L Ford A General History of Europe – Europe 1780–1830 by Franklin L. Ford (1977, Longman) As sold by Crappy Old Books Step into a continent on the edge of transformation. In Europe 1780–1830, Franklin L. Ford charts fifty turbulent years that reshaped the political, social, and intellectual fabric of Europe. From the twilight of absolute monarchy to the shockwaves of the French Revolution and the rise and fall of Napoleon, this scholarly yet accessible work explores how ideas, war, and upheaval forged the modern European state. This is not a book for thrill-seekers or casual tourists of history. It’s for those who like their revolutions footnoted and their empires fully annotated. Expect rigorous analysis, hefty prose, and the unmistakable musk of 1970s academia. Condition: Slightly foxed, possibly haunted. Spine may or may not survive a second reading. But like Europe itself—weathered, complicated, and strangely compelling. Another fine volume rescued from obscurity by Crappy Old Books—because good history should never go out of print, even if it smells like it already has. 424 page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3360/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-general-history-of-europe-1780-1830-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582483460 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3359 An Economic History Of Europe 1760-1939 by Arthur Birnie An Economic History of Europe 1760–1939 by Arthur Birnie (University Paperback Edition, 1966 — as sold by Crappy Old Books) Plough through the fiscal fields of Europe’s turbulent transformation from feudal farms to factory floors in this vintage classic of economic storytelling. In An Economic History of Europe 1760–1939, Arthur Birnie attempts to chart the vast industrial and financial upheavals that shaped the continent — from the dawn of the Industrial Revolution to the eve of World War II — all without putting you completely to sleep. Originally published as a serious academic text and now rescued from the dusty shelves of obscurity by Crappy Old Books, this 1966 University Paperback edition delivers the economic saga with all the charm of a dry lecture and all the insights of a well-thumbed footnote. Expect coal. Expect capitalism. Expect charts (possibly missing). Perfect for students, historians, or anyone who enjoys the smell of yellowed pages and the thrill of depreciation, Birnie’s work offers a comprehensive (if slightly crusty) guide to how Europe got rich, went broke, and then did it all over again. Crappy Old Books: Rescuing dry texts from landfill since... sometime. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3359/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-economic-history-of-europe-1760-1939-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University Paperback no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3358 An Introduction To 50 British Poets 1300-1900 by Michael Schmidt An Introduction to 50 British Poets 1300–1900 (1979) by Michael Schmidt Pan Literature Guides – as sold by Crappy Old Books Step into six centuries of verse with this delightfully no-nonsense guide to the pillars (and the occasional poetic oddball) of British poetry. From Chaucer’s Canterbury tales to the brooding Romanticism of Byron, An Introduction to 50 British Poets 1300–1900 is Michael Schmidt’s brisk, brilliant survey of the voices that shaped English literature. Whether you’re a weary student, a curious browser, or just someone who likes their literary insight served with a dash of 1970s academic flair, this Pan Literature Guide delivers the goods. Each poet is crisply profiled—context, themes, style, significance—with zero fluff and plenty of quotable gems. Still bearing the smell of old paperbacks and the charm of typewriter-era scholarship, this copy from Crappy Old Books might have some foxing, a cracked spine, and an annotation or two—just the way we like it. A must-have for poetry nerds, nostalgic teachers, and anyone who thinks literature should be both enlightening and a little bit scruffy. Near new condition except it has had a blow to the top right front as shown in image, but is otherwise like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3358/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-introduction-to-50-british-poets-1300-1900-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Literature Guides 9780330258678 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3357 Modern Europe Since 1815 by Peter Gay and RK Webb Modern Europe Since 1815 (1973) by Peter Gay & R.K. Webb Published by Harper and Row Sold by Crappy Old Books A classic survey of Europe’s turbulent journey from the Congress of Vienna to the eve of the post-war era, Modern Europe Since 1815 blends scholarly insight with a historian’s eye for drama. Peter Gay and R.K. Webb chart the rise and fall of empires, revolutions both industrial and ideological, and the stubborn march toward modernity—warts and all. From the smoke-choked factories of the Industrial Revolution to the trench-scarred fields of the Great War, and from Bismarck’s realpolitik to the anxieties of the Cold War dawn, this is the book that made generations of students mutter “I should’ve started reading this weeks ago.” Now available from Crappy Old Books, complete with that authentic musty charm, faded marginalia, and the occasional underlined passage that might’ve helped someone pass their final in 1982. Perfect for history buffs, bookshelf fillers, or anyone nostalgic for the golden age of dense academic paperbacks. History never felt so heavy—literally. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3357/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modern-europe-since-1815-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper and Row no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3356 Vendetta by Michael Dibdin Vendetta (1991) by Michael Dibdin – as sold by Crappy Old Books Blurb: Rome is hot, corrupt, and crawling with secrets—and so is Aurelio Zen’s latest case. In Vendetta, Michael Dibdin’s hard-nosed detective is dragged from bureaucratic exile back into the toxic spotlight of power, privilege, and payback. A high-profile murder in a fortified Roman villa has everyone running scared—except Zen, who’s too disillusioned to care and too stubborn to quit. With political pressure mounting and a suspect list filled with the untouchable elite, Zen is forced to navigate the usual maze of lies, favours, and deadly grudges—all while trying to avoid becoming the next body on the floor. Originally published by Faber and Faber in 1991, Vendetta is the second Aurelio Zen mystery and oozes noirish charm, Italian dysfunction, and Dibdin’s trademark wit. Expect intrigue, cynicism, and the faint smell of espresso masking something far more sinister. Condition: Dog-eared, foxed, and full of character—just like Zen himself. Possibly contains marginalia from a previous reader with very strong opinions about Italian justice. Available now from Crappy Old Books—because new books smell wrong. Near new condition. Come complete with birthday card. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3356/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vendetta-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571161652 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3355 The Voyages Of Captain Cook by Tom Griffith Book Blurb for The Voyages of Captain Cook (1999) by Tom Griffith (Wordsworth Classics), as sold by Crappy Old Books: Embark on an epic journey across uncharted oceans with The Voyages of Captain Cook, a gripping retelling of one of history’s greatest adventures. This 1999 Wordsworth Classics edition, edited and introduced by Tom Griffith, dives deep into the daring expeditions of James Cook — the self-made navigator who mapped the Pacific, challenged the unknown, and paid the ultimate price. Sailing from Tahiti to the treacherous shores of Antarctica, Cook’s voyages weren’t just about discovery; they were about obsession, endurance, and the limits of empire. Griffith’s introduction offers a sharp-eyed historical context, while Cook’s own journal entries and logs bring his world vividly to life. At Crappy Old Books, we know a real adventure doesn’t come shrink-wrapped. Expect pages with character, corners with stories, and the lingering scent of distant libraries. A classic tale of exploration, ready to be rediscovered — slightly worn, but full of wonder. Near new, except for the slight mark on the front cover and crease. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3355/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-voyages-of-captain-cook-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781840221008 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3354 Vegetarian Wholefood Cookbook by Colin Spencer Vegetarian Wholefood Cookbook (1985) by Colin Spencer Published by Panther Books – Now Available from Crappy Old Books Dig out your denim apron and crank up the cassette player – it’s time to rediscover the meat-free magic of the 1980s. In Vegetarian Wholefood Cookbook, pioneering food writer Colin Spencer serves up a hearty helping of plant-powered goodness, blending wholesome grains, earthy pulses, and garden-fresh veg into recipes that are as satisfying as they are sincere. This is no trendy tofu-for-clicks affair – it’s the real deal. Packed with down-to-earth dishes, honest ingredients, and just a touch of lentil-fuelled idealism, this cookbook is a nostalgic ode to the roots of modern vegetarianism. From rustic stews to nut roasts with actual soul, Spencer’s recipes are straightforward, nourishing, and unapologetically brown. A cult classic from the cupboards of yesteryear, Vegetarian Wholefood Cookbook is ideal for retro recipe hunters, vegetarian veterans, or anyone who believes that wholesome doesn’t have to mean humourless. Available now from Crappy Old Books – slightly faded, lightly foxed, but full of flavour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3354/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vegetarian-wholefood-cookbook-jun-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther Books 9780586063163 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3353 Logical Spelling by BV Allan Logical Spelling (1980) by B.V. Allan (Collins) Offered by Crappy Old Books – because logic never goes out of print, even if taste does. Tired of the quirks and chaos of English spelling? So was B.V. Allan. In Logical Spelling, this brave 1980s attempt at rationalising the unruly English language, Allan sets out to tame words with the cold precision of logic, one vowel at a time. Forget “through” and “though” — welcome to a brave new orthographic order where reason reigns and silent letters finally get the sack. Whether you’re a spelling reform enthusiast, a collector of obscure linguistic relics, or just here for the novelty, Logical Spelling is a must-have for your shelf of charmingly overambitious educational detritus. Sold by Crappy Old Books — lowering expectations, one page at a time. Ex-Croydon Public Libraries book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3353/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/logical-spelling-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780003143164 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3352 Farmhouse Kitchen by Yorkshire Television Farmhouse Kitchen (1978) – Yorkshire Television (Trident International Television Enterprises) As sold by Crappy Old Books Step back in time to a slower, tastier era with Farmhouse Kitchen, the charming 1978 cookbook born from the beloved Yorkshire Television series. Brimming with hearty, no-nonsense recipes straight from Britain’s country hearths, this gem offers a nostalgic bite of traditional puddings, suet crusts, proper stews, and the kind of traybakes your gran would have made on a rainy Tuesday. Compiled for real people with real appetites (and very little time for nouvelle nonsense), Farmhouse Kitchen celebrates the best of rural home cooking — honest, warming, and served with a side of 1970s culinary optimism. A bit dog-eared, a bit yellowed, and possibly stained with gravy from meals gone by — but that’s all part of the charm when you buy from Crappy Old Books. Because some flavours never go out of style... they just get passed down with splashes of Oxo and a whiff of nostalgia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3352/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/farmhouse-kitchen-2-jun-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trident International Television Enterprises 9780950111353 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3349 Life In Our Society 2 by K Lambert Life In Our Society 2 (1970) By K. Lambert – Thomas Nelson and Sons As unearthed by Crappy Old Books Step back into the awkward optimism of 1970s Britain with Life In Our Society 2, the second thrilling instalment in the educational series that tried—valiantly—to explain the modern world to schoolchildren who just wanted to go outside. Written by the ever-sensible K. Lambert and published by Thomas Nelson and Sons, this charmingly outdated textbook covers everything from the postman’s vital role in the community to the strange, mystical concept of “office work.” With grainy black-and-white photos, strangely specific moral lessons, and cheerful naivety about modern life, this is a time capsule of pre-digital innocence. Perfect for collectors, nostalgia junkies, or anyone fascinated by a world where milk still came in bottles and computers filled entire rooms. Smells vaguely of attic. Crappy Old Books – We dig up the past so you don’t have to. Has stamp for Selhurst High School For Girls https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3349/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-in-our-society-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3348 The London Womens Handbook by Greater London Council Womens Committee The London Women’s Handbook (1986) by Greater London Council Women’s Committee Sold by Crappy Old Books Part radical guidebook, part survival manual, The London Women’s Handbook (1986) is a snapshot of feminist resourcefulness at the close of Thatcher’s Britain. Compiled by the now-defunct Greater London Council Women’s Committee, this unapologetically practical handbook is packed with listings, advice, and political insight aimed at empowering women navigating the capital’s complex landscape—from housing and childcare to employment rights, health services, and self-defence. It’s not glamorous, and it doesn’t try to be. This is a grassroots document with grit: photocopied graphics, dense type, and the fierce urgency of its time. Whether you’re a scholar of feminist history, a zine enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates the charm of well-meaning bureaucracy in pamphlet form, this relic from the 80s feminist movement still speaks truth (and a bit of rage) to power. Crappy Old Books is proud to offer this lovingly worn, bureaucratically brilliant artefact of London’s activist past. Musty pages? Absolutely. But revolutionary spirit? Undimmed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3348/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-london-womens-handbook-jun-2025.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Greater London Council Womens Committee no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3346 BA English - Simple Composition by Zia-Ur-Rahman Khan Book Blurb for BA English - Simple Composition (1975) by Zia-Ur-Rahman Khan Sold by Crappy Old Books Step back into the smoky lecture halls of 1970s academia with BA English – Simple Composition (1975) by Zia-Ur-Rahman Khan. Published by Ilmi Kitab Khana and now available through the ever-charming Crappy Old Books, this vintage academic guide is a no-frills journey through the art of English composition as it was once taught — precise, formal, and gloriously outdated. Ideal for students of nostalgia, language lovers, or collectors of forgotten syllabi, this classic textbook covers the foundational elements of English writing with the stern clarity and dry authority of a bygone era. Whether you’re brushing up on your essay structure, craving a look at mid-century Pakistani pedagogy, or just enjoy the scent of yellowed paper and fading ink, this book delivers — unironically. Slightly battered, definitely old, but packed with retro academic charm. Because some books don’t need to be good — just crappy enough to be great. Old and tatty, mostly in English with what appear to by Pungabi notes hear and there. Published in Lahore for Indian students of English. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3346/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ba-english-simple-composition0jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ilmi Kitab Khana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3345 Cause For Alarm by Eric Ambler Cause for Alarm (1961) by Eric Ambler – Penguin Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books From the dusty back shelves of espionage fiction comes a taut and suspenseful Cold War thriller by the master himself, Eric Ambler. Cause for Alarm drops you into Fascist-era Milan, where Nicholas Marlow, a mild-mannered British engineer, is sent on a seemingly dull assignment. But when shady arms deals, political paranoia, and one very slippery Russian agent collide, Marlow finds himself tangled in a web of intrigue he’s neither trained for nor particularly wants any part of. This 1961 Penguin Books edition has all the charm you’d expect—yellowed pages, that musty “Crappy Old Books” scent, and possibly a coffee ring or two for authenticity. A must-have for fans of classic spy fiction, or just someone who enjoys reading thrillers with the vague smell of someone’s attic. Grab it before it disintegrates. Front cover has been repaired with tape. Quite strong all round otherwise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3345/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cause-for-alarm-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pebguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3344 Early Sparta by GL Huxley Early Sparta (1970) by G.L. Huxley – Faber and Faber Sold by Crappy Old Books – “Where the pages smell like history…and maybe mildew.” Austere, enigmatic, and steeped in myth, Sparta has fascinated scholars and armchair historians alike for centuries. In Early Sparta, G.L. Huxley brings the formidable city-state into sharp academic focus, tracing its development from the dark haze of prehistory through to the dawn of classical power. Drawing on literary, archaeological, and historical sources, Huxley constructs a meticulous, if occasionally dusty, portrait of a society defined by discipline, devotion, and Doric stubbornness. This 1970 classic from Faber and Faber isn’t your average bedtime read—unless your dreams involve hoplites, helots, and the Dorian invasion. A must-have for anyone serious about Spartan history—or anyone who likes their books like they like their warriors: old, tough, and a little bit battle-worn. Condition: Some foxing. Spine may or may not be holding on by sheer willpower. Smells like a library from 1973. Still better than the movie 300. Ex-library book, St Mary’s College, Strawberry Hill https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3344/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/early-sparta-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3342 Lost Worlds - Scientific Secrets Of The Ancients by Robert Charroux Lost Worlds – Scientific Secrets of the Ancients By Robert Charroux (Fontana Collins, 1976) Available now from Crappy Old Books – where the dust is free and the truth is questionable. What did the ancients really know? According to Robert Charroux, quite a lot—possibly too much. From lost continents and ancient astronauts to baffling technologies that predate the wheel (and possibly common sense), Lost Worlds dives headlong into the murky waters of alternative history with the enthusiasm of a conspiracy theorist in a tin foil hat. Charroux doesn’t just ask the big questions—he asks every question. Were the gods aliens? Did Atlantis have nuclear power? Was ancient science more advanced than ours, or just really, really misunderstood? With pages brimming with outlandish claims and eyebrow-raising “evidence,” this book is either a visionary masterpiece or a masterclass in speculative archaeology. You decide. Crumpled, yellowed, and potentially harbouring the secrets of the universe (or at least a few good laughs), this battered paperback gem is perfect for lovers of ancient mysteries, tinfoil truthers, and anyone who suspects modern science is just a cover-up. Crappy Old Books: We don’t judge your reading choices—just your shelving. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3342/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lost-worlds-scientific-secrets-of-the-ancients-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Collins 9780006334354 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3341 Night And Hope by Arnost Lustig In Night and Hope, Arnošt Lustig—himself a survivor of the Holocaust—gathers a piercing collection of short stories that bear witness to the human spirit in the face of unimaginable darkness. Set in ghettos, camps, and the liminal spaces in between, these stories do not shout; they murmur truths, quietly devastating and starkly beautiful. With a rare blend of tenderness and brutality, Lustig explores how hope clings on in the most hopeless of places. Children peer out from barbed wire fences, lovers whisper through walls, and dignity flickers in the ashes. Every page hums with the quiet resilience of people determined to remain human, even when the world insists they are not. Forget glossy covers and pristine pages—our copy may be as battered as its characters. But what it lacks in sheen, it makes up for in soul. Crappy Old Books: where forgotten treasures find the right kind of dust. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3341/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/night-and-hope-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quartet Books 9780704300668 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3340 A Dictionary Of Arts And Artists by Peter Murray and Linda Murray A Dictionary Of Arts And Artists (1960) by Peter Murray and Linda Murray (Penguin Reference Books) Offered by Crappy Old Books Step into the dusty but dazzling corridors of art history with A Dictionary Of Arts And Artists (1960), the classic Penguin reference guide compiled by Peter and Linda Murray. Crammed with concise yet illuminating entries on painters, sculptors, styles, movements, and masterworks from antiquity to the modern age, this well-thumbed volume is a must-have for the mildly curious or the seriously pretentious. Whether you’re looking to impress at dinner parties or just figure out who the hell Ghirlandaio was, this no-frills, black-and-white paperback delivers the goods—warts, woodcuts, and all. A bit yellowed, slightly musty, and proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, this is the perfect companion for your bookshelf, coffee table, or wobbly chair leg. It’s not glossy, it’s not new—but it is art history, Penguin-style. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3340/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dictionary-of-arts-and-artists-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Referance Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3339 American Politics Today by Richard Maidment and Michael Tappin American Politics Today (1996) – Richard Maidment & Michael Tappin Published by Manchester University Press Sold by: Crappy Old Books Craving a crash course in Clinton-era chaos? American Politics Today (1996) is your time capsule to the wild world of 1990s U.S. politics—back when the internet was new, the Cold War was over, and Newt Gingrich loomed large. Written by Richard Maidment and Michael Tappin, this academic deep-dive explores the institutions, ideologies, and individuals shaping American governance at the close of the 20th century. It’s serious scholarship—just slightly yellowed, possibly dog-eared, and proudly sold by Crappy Old Books. Whether you’re a political science student, a nostalgic policy wonk, or just someone who thinks the 90s were peak democracy, this book offers crisp insight into a formative era—minus the glossy covers and fresh-book smell. No nonsense, no Kindle edition, just classic commentary from when politics was weird... but not this weird. Buy it before it gets filibustered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3339/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/american-politics-today-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Manchester University Press 9780719030819 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3338 Jude The Obscure by Thomas Hardy Jude the Obscure (1994 Edition) by Thomas Hardy – Penguin Popular Classics Sold by Crappy Old Books Dreams die hard in Thomas Hardy’s most controversial and soul-crushing novel. Jude the Obscure follows Jude Fawley, a stonemason with scholarly ambitions far above his station, and his doomed pursuit of education, love, and acceptance in a world built to grind idealists into the dirt. With the delicate charm of a wrecking ball, Hardy delivers a tale of heartbreak, hypocrisy, and hope’s slow suffocation beneath Victorian social mores. The novel was so bleak it made readers angry—and Hardy swore off writing fiction altogether. Now that’s commitment. This 1994 Penguin Popular Classics edition is a no-frills paperback, perfect for lugging around in your tote bag or angrily tossing across the room in despair (don’t worry, it’s built for it). Crappy Old Books presents this well-worn gem for readers who like their literature tragic, their heroes tragic-er, and their paper slightly yellowed. Warning: May contain traces of despair, shattered dreams, and existential dread. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3338/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jude-the-obscure-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Popular Classics 9780140620603 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3337 Total Fitness In 30 Minutes A Week by Laurence E Moorhouse and Leonard Gross Total Fitness In 30 Minutes A Week (1976) By Laurence E. Moorhouse and Leonard Gross Pocket Books edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Forget the gym membership, toss the spandex, and put down that protein shake. In Total Fitness In 30 Minutes A Week, authors Laurence E. Moorhouse—a leading exercise physiologist—and Leonard Gross deliver a no-nonsense, science-backed fitness guide from the golden age of polyester and optimism. This 1976 classic promises a complete, efficient workout regimen for real people with real lives—people who don’t have time for five-hour marathon sessions or cult-like aerobics classes. With just half an hour a week (yes, a week), you’ll discover how to build strength, improve flexibility, and boost cardiovascular health using simple principles and a minimum of equipment. Dust off your copy and discover retro fitness wisdom that somehow still makes sense—because sometimes, old books really do know best. Especially the Crappy Old ones. Warning: May cause spontaneous jogging in flared trousers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3337/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/total-fitness-in-30-minutes-a-week-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671802707 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3336 Five Go To Mystery Moor by Enid Blyton Five Go To Mystery Moor (1980 Edition) by Enid Blyton – Knight Books As sold by Crappy Old Books Strange whispers drift across the fog-bound expanse of Mystery Moor, where wild horses roam and danger lurks beneath the mist. Julian, Dick, Anne, George, and faithful Timmy the dog find themselves tangled in a sinister plot involving hidden secrets, disappearing gypsies, and suspicious strangers who seem to know more than they let on. In true Famous Five fashion, the gang charges into adventure—with a few sandwiches, lashings of ginger beer, and more courage than common sense. But will their daring spirit be enough when Mystery Moor reveals its darkest secret? This 1980 Knight Books paperback comes complete with dog-eared pages, a spine held together by sheer force of nostalgia, and that distinct musty scent only true book hoarders can love. Perfect for Enid Blyton purists and readers who believe the best mysteries come with questionable maps and weathered covers. Crappy Old Books – Because new books don’t smell like childhood. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3336/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/five-go-mystery-moor-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Knight Books 9780340042526 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3335 How To Have A Good Year Every Year by Dave Yoho and Jeffrey P Davidson How to Have a Good Year Every Year (1991) by Dave Yoho & Jeffrey P. Davidson Published by Berkley Sold by Crappy Old Books Feeling stuck in a loop of lackluster Januaries and forgettable Februaries? This vintage slice of ‘90s optimism is your yellowing roadmap to turning every calendar page into a personal triumph. In How to Have a Good Year Every Year, business guru Dave Yoho teams up with productivity whisperer Jeffrey P. Davidson to serve up a smorgasbord of motivational nuggets, success strategies, and folksy pep talks—all bound in an aggressively beige paperback. Written in a time when voicemail was revolutionary and faxes ruled the office, this no-nonsense self-help relic promises to teach you how to seize opportunities, reframe setbacks, and wear a relentless smile while doing it. Sure, it may smell like attic and scream “used book sale,” but the advice inside is charmingly earnest and occasionally useful—especially if you still think "carpe diem" is cutting-edge. Dust off your Day-Timer and let Crappy Old Books help you rediscover a forgotten era of goal-setting and gumption. Because hey—if you’re going to have another year, why not make it a good one? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3335/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-have-a-good-year-every-year-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley 9780425126851 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3333 The Netherlands - Revolt and Independence 1550-1650 by Nartyn Rady The Netherlands – Revolt and Independence 1550–1650 Nartyn Rady (1987, Edward Arnold) Available now from Crappy Old Books – because history never goes out of print, just out of fashion. Dive headfirst into a century of rebellion, religious upheaval, and relentless pamphleteering with this scholarly gem by Nartyn Rady. The Netherlands – Revolt and Independence unpacks the Dutch struggle against Spanish rule in glorious academic detail, covering everything from Calvinist fervour to the Eighty Years’ War—and all the thrilling taxation disputes in between. Rady’s 1987 classic (yes, it’s that old) offers a crisp, no-nonsense narrative and analysis of the political, religious, and economic forces that gave birth to the Dutch Republic. Perfect for students, amateur historians, and anyone who likes their revolutions with a side of footnotes. This slightly yellowed paperback may not look like much, but inside? It’s a revolution. Used. A bit tatty. Possibly annotated by a frustrated undergrad in 1993. Crappy Old Books – rescuing serious history from the bargain bin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3333/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-netherlands-revolt-and-independence-1550-1650-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edward Arnold 9780713176292 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3332 Antony and Cleopatra by David Bevington Book Blurb for Antony and Cleopatra (2000) by David Bevington – Cambridge University Press (as sold by Crappy Old Books): Power, passion, and political intrigue collide in Antony and Cleopatra, Shakespeare’s sweeping tale of love and empire. In this 2000 Cambridge University Press edition, renowned scholar David Bevington offers a definitive guide to one of the Bard’s most complex and captivating plays. With detailed footnotes, insightful commentary, and historical context, Bevington makes Shakespeare’s poetic drama accessible without sacrificing its depth. Whether you’re a student, scholar, or someone who just likes a good Roman scandal, this edition gives you the tools to untangle the fierce emotions and fatal decisions of history’s most magnetic couple. And yes—Crappy Old Books might sell it with a few scuffs or a bent corner, but the tragic majesty within remains gloriously intact. This is Shakespeare with all the drama, all the decadence—minus the full retail price. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3332/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/antony-and-cleopatra-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521272506 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3331 Diseases of the Small Intestine in Childhood by John Walker Smith Diseases of the Small Intestine in Childhood (1975) – John Walker-Smith Published by Pitman Medical | Sold by Crappy Old Books Crack open a medical relic from the golden age of corduroy trousers and unfiltered cigarettes in the doctors’ lounge. Diseases of the Small Intestine in Childhood (1975) by John Walker-Smith is a thoroughly vintage exploration of paediatric gastroenterology, packed with the kind of earnest diagrams and dense prose that only a pre-digital era could provide. Whether you’re a collector of outdated medical texts, a curious student of the history of medicine, or just someone who enjoys the comforting smell of old paper and mild academic regret, this book is a nostalgic deep-dive into jejunal jargon and ileal intrigue. Expect lactose intolerance before it was trendy, malabsorption mysteries, and case studies with just enough detail to make you say, “Ah yes, the 70s.” Sold lovingly (and a little apologetically) by Crappy Old Books—because some knowledge is too musty to throw away. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3331/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/diseases-of-the-small-intestine-in-childhood-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pitman Medical 9780272007471 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3330 Management Techniques by John Argenti Management Techniques (1969) John Argenti · Allen & Unwin Offered by Crappy Old Books Step back into the swivel-chair world of late-sixties management, when decision trees were drawn in pencil and “synergy” still felt like a groovy new word. In this crisply argued classic, British strategist John Argenti lays out the nuts-and-bolts of rational planning, performance measurement, and executive motivation—decades before PowerPoint made it easy to fake all three. Our copy? A wonderfully seasoned first edition: Condition: Solid “good-ish.” The dust-jacket’s gone walkabout, but the sturdy blue boards still salute smartly. Pages: Sun-kissed to a mellow parchment; occasional underlines by some industrious MBA of yore (think of them as historical highlighters). Bonus patina: The faint aroma of cedar filing cabinets and ambition—priceless. Whether you’re a management-history buff, a retro-business décor aficionado, or just want to brandish a book that screams “I knew strategy before it was cool,” this volume delivers. Add it to your shelf and let Argenti remind you that sound analysis and clear thinking never go out of style—even if the paper gets a little yellow around the edges. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3330/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/management-techniques-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allen and Unwin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3329 Visitors London 1977 by Harold F Hutchison Book Blurb for Visitors London 1977 (1977) by Harold F. Hutchison (London Transport) As sold by Crappy Old Books Take a time-travel trip to the heart of Britain’s capital in its most gloriously gritty era with Visitors London 1977, the classic pocket guide compiled by Harold F. Hutchison of London Transport. Originally printed for confused tourists in flared trousers, this delightfully outdated gem offers a charming, unintentionally hilarious look at the sights, services, and social etiquette of 1970s London. Need help navigating a now-defunct bus route? Want to know where to buy a postcard or take tea "like a proper visitor"? This book’s got you covered—assuming you’re visiting in a world where phone boxes still work and the Jubilee Line hasn’t been born yet. Full of period adverts, vintage maps, and quaint suggestions from a simpler, smoggier time, this is the perfect relic for fans of retro ephemera, transport history, or just plain weird old travel advice. Sold with loving irreverence by Crappy Old Books—because some things are too outdated not to treasure. From a glance, not much has changed.Chislehurst is still a pleasant suburb in Kent, Chenies is a small and pretty Buckinghamshire village and London still has the finest library system in Great Britain. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3329/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/visitors-london-1977-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books London Transport 9780853290742 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3328 The Great Elephant Chase by Gillian Cross The Great Elephant Chase (1993) by Gillian Cross – Published by Oxford University Press Sold by Crappy Old Books Get ready for a wild Victorian romp across America in The Great Elephant Chase, a thrilling adventure from award-winning author Gillian Cross. When orphaned Tad Hawkins is dragged into the strange and shady world of a travelling show, he finds himself on the run with a runaway girl, a reluctant elephant, and a secret worth more than gold. As they flee from con men, gunmen, and the law itself, the unlikely trio must rely on wit, courage, and each other to survive a chase that spans rivers, railroads, and the wide open plains. Full of heart, humour, and pachyderm-sized peril, this forgotten gem of children’s literature is a fast-paced tale for readers who love their historical fiction with a healthy dose of chaos. Crappy Old Books – Dusty? Probably. Crappy? Never. Rediscover a classic worth chasing. Has stamps for Norbury Manor High SchoolFor Girls inside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3328/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-great-elephant-chase-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192717252 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3327 Boys Handbook by Purnell Boys Handbook (1978) by Purnell (Purnell) – As Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to a bygone era when adventure meant a penknife, a length of rope, and an encyclopedic knowledge of knots, codes, and how to build a go-kart out of scrap wood and sheer optimism. Boys Handbook (1978) by Purnell is a gloriously dated, unintentionally hilarious survival manual for the young lad of the ’70s – and a cult classic for grown-up boys with nostalgia in their veins and danger in their dreams. Brimming with earnest illustrations, outdated "life skills," and eyebrow-raising advice, this charming relic offers everything from how to care for your pet ferret to decoding Morse code, building campfires, and making paper airplanes that almost certainly won’t fly. Whether you’re after practical tips or pure kitsch, this book has it all – provided you’re not too concerned about modern safety standards. Unearthed and sold with affection by Crappy Old Books – purveyors of dog-eared treasures and dusty delights – this is the handbook you never knew you needed (or maybe the one your uncle left in the attic). Ideal for collectors, nostalgic dads, or anyone who thinks today’s kids are missing out on whittling sticks and getting mild concussions in the name of fun. Warning: May contain traces of toxic masculinity and unfiltered Britishness. Handle with irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3327/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/boys-handbook-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Purnell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3325 The Old Stone Age by Francois Bordes The Old Stone Age (1972) by François Bordes World University Library Edition – Offered by Crappy Old Books Step back into humanity’s earliest days with The Old Stone Age, François Bordes’ groundbreaking (and flint-chipping) guide to our prehistoric ancestors. This 1972 classic, part of the World University Library series, delivers a surprisingly readable deep-dive into Paleolithic archaeology—before high-tech labs and CGI documentaries took over. Bordes, a legendary French prehistorian with a knack for turning stone tools into storytelling, breaks down the evolution of early humans, their art, tools, and survival strategies with scholarly flair and the occasional charmingly outdated diagram. Whether you’re a curious amateur, a nostalgic academic, or just someone who loves a good cave painting, this dog-eared time capsule belongs on your shelf—preferably between a dusty geology manual and a forgotten anthropology thesis. Available now from Crappy Old Books — where history repeats itself... in slightly musty paperback form. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3325/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-old-stone-age-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books World University Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3324 Wealth And Society In Early Sixteenth Century England by JCK Cornwall Wealth and Society in Early Sixteenth Century England (1988) by J.C.K. Cornwall Published by Routledge and Kegan Paul Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the turbulent world of Tudor England—before Henry VIII’s reign was in full swing, before the monasteries fell, and before the modern English economy took shape. In Wealth and Society in Early Sixteenth Century England, J.C.K. Cornwall digs deep into the tax records, wills, and manorial accounts of the early 1500s to reveal the true contours of English wealth, privilege, and poverty on the eve of seismic social change. Cornwall paints a vivid picture of a land in flux: where ambitious yeomen rubbed shoulders with cautious gentry, and where wealth was as much about land as it was about clever alliances and raw survival. This isn’t just a dusty economic survey—it’s a clear-eyed look at the people, pressures, and property that shaped a nation hurtling toward revolution. Ideal for history buffs, economic historians, or anyone who likes their Tudor drama grounded in hard data and tax assessments. Another fine (and slightly musty) academic gem rescued by Crappy Old Books—bringing you yesterday’s scholarship at yesterday’s prices. Near new. This hardback with dust jacket is almost undistinguishable from new, but it is published in 1988. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3324/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wealth-and-society-in-early-sixteenth-century-england-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge and Kegan Paul 9780710096371 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3323 Evolution In Action by Julian Huxley Evolution In Action (1963) by Julian Huxley – Pelican Books Edition As sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your curiosity and dive into this mid-century classic from the golden age of pop science. In Evolution In Action, renowned biologist Julian Huxley—yes, Aldous’s brother and a serious evolutionary heavyweight—unpacks the dynamic, ever-unfolding drama of life adapting, mutating, and surviving across the ages. Published in 1963 by Pelican Books (that blue-and-white paperback series your granddad probably hoarded), this volume serves up natural selection, mutation, and speciation with a gentleman’s pipe smoke and just a hint of Cold War optimism. It’s evolution before the genome, science before TED Talks—rigorous, readable, and only slightly yellowed with time. Whether you’re a nostalgic Darwin devotee or just here for some charmingly outdated illustrations of moths, Evolution In Action offers a fascinating glimpse into how we understood life’s great transformation before CRISPR, before Jurassic Park, and before textbooks came with QR codes. Available now at Crappy Old Books—because evolution never stops, and neither do we. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3323/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/evolution-in-action-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3322 The Romans by RH Barrow The Romans (1953) by R.H. Barrow – A Pelican Classic Now available from Crappy Old Books Step into the sandals of history with The Romans, R.H. Barrow’s enduring introduction to one of the greatest civilizations the world has ever known. First published in 1953 as part of the esteemed Pelican Books series, this compact classic distills centuries of Roman triumphs, tribulations, and transformation into a brisk and enlightening read. Barrow, a master of clarity and scholarly wit, brings ancient Rome to life—from the Republic’s idealism to the Empire’s grandeur and inevitable decline. Along the way, he examines Roman law, culture, and the everyday lives of citizens, slaves, and emperors alike. Ideal for curious minds, dusty shelves, and anyone who enjoys the smell of old paper and the sound of dry wit cracking like a legionnaire’s whip. Slightly yellowed, proudly dog-eared, and still smarter than most of us—this is The Romans as only Crappy Old Books could offer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3322/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-romans-jun-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3321 England Under The Stuarts by GM Trevelyan England Under The Stuarts by G.M. Trevelyan (Pelican Books, 1960) Sold by Crappy Old Books – because some histories just refuse to die. Kings lost their heads, parliaments found their voices, and Cromwell sulked across the land in this classic romp through 17th-century England—told with all the scholarly gravitas and pipe-smoke-infused prose only G.M. Trevelyan could provide. First published before colour TV and reprinted by Pelican in 1960 (because some people still read), this battered but brilliant paperback covers the civil wars, the Glorious Revolution, and enough political intrigue to make modern politics look like a village fête. Yes, it’s yellowing. Yes, it smells like your granddad’s attic. But it’s a piece of proper history—served with academic flair, outdated footnotes, and zero concession to modern attention spans. Perfect for the student, the history nerd, or the bookshelf that’s missing “something blue and musty.” Crappy Old Books: We sell the past, slightly bent. Good condition. 546 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3321/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/england-under-the-stuarts-jun-2025.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3320 Mathews Tale by Quintin Jardine Mathew’s Tale by Quintin Jardine (2014) Published by Headline – Dusted off by Crappy Old Books Welcome to 18th-century Scotland – where the politics are deadly, the justice is questionable, and honour is a slippery thing indeed. Mathew Fleming, a soldier and surgeon’s apprentice with more ghosts than friends, returns from war to a homeland that’s barely less hostile than the battlefield. With a sharp mind and a battered conscience, Mathew sets out to uncover the truth behind a local scandal that threatens to consume him – and perhaps, redeem him. Quintin Jardine swaps his usual crime-scene tape for powdered wigs and backroom treachery in this gripping historical mystery. It’s brooding, brutal, and better than most things you’d find on a damp second-hand shelf. Buy it before someone else realises it’s not actually crappy. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3320/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mathews-tale-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9781472232458 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3319 Amo Amas Amat And All That by Harry Mount Amo, Amas, Amat… And All That By Harry Mount | Short Books, 2006 Sold by Crappy Old Books Dust off your togas and sharpen your declensions — Latin is back, and it’s never been funnier. In Amo, Amas, Amat… And All That, journalist and self-confessed language geek Harry Mount takes you on a witty, wistful romp through the ruins of classical education. Whether you suffered through Latin at school or regret never having had the chance, this nostalgic and sharply clever guide unlocks the language of Caesar, Cicero, and the Vatican with a light touch and plenty of charm. Packed with historical anecdotes, grammar made (almost) painless, and a healthy dose of British humour, Mount proves that Latin isn’t just for crusty academics or Hogwarts spells — it’s a key to understanding Western civilisation. A bestseller for a reason, this is the grammar book you’ll actually enjoy reading. Condition: Slightly battered, gently foxed, but still full of imperial glory. Latin never dies — it just ends up in places like Crappy Old Books. Near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3319/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/amo-amas-amat-and-all-that-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Short Books 9781904977544 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3318 Martin Luther And The Birth Of Protestantism by James Atkinson Martin Luther and the Birth of Protestantism (1968) by James Atkinson Pelican Original – As sold by Crappy Old Books Dive headfirst into the fiery heart of the Reformation with this classic Pelican paperback, where Martin Luther storms the gates of religious orthodoxy armed with little more than a hammer, 95 theses, and a stubborn conscience. In Martin Luther and the Birth of Protestantism, James Atkinson brings the tumultuous world of 16th-century Europe to life with scholarly flair and just the right amount of theological drama. Perfect for anyone who likes their history with a bit of heresy and their saints with a rebellious streak, this 1968 edition explores Luther’s defiant break from Rome, the theological earthquakes that followed, and how one monk’s inner turmoil helped redraw the map of Europe. Sure, it’s a bit yellowed, may smell faintly of attics and revolution, and might just contain marginalia from a very angry former seminarian—but that’s the charm. At Crappy Old Books, we don’t sell pristine. We sell lived-in. And this one? This one’s got soul. Buy it before it nails its own theses to your bookshelf. Near new feel, but has a slight snag on the bottom rear spine corner and a read spine, ie folds. But the page edges appear unread and the binding is strong. Includes a newspaper cutting in back from The Church Times, 12 June 1981 about a book called Luther A Biography by HG Haile. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3318/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/martin-luther-and-the-birth-of-protestantism-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3317 Alexander Pope by Edith Sitwell Alexander Pope (1948) by Edith Sitwell – Penguin Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive quill-first into the barbed brilliance of Alexander Pope, as captured by the ever-theatrical Edith Sitwell in this idiosyncratic 1948 biography. With her trademark flair and unapologetic style, Sitwell paints a vivid portrait of the legendary 18th-century satirist—hunchbacked, sharp-tongued, and unrelentingly eloquent. Far more than a dry literary sketch, this Penguin paperback is a poetic performance in itself: part biography, part character study, and part ode to a fellow misfit genius. Sitwell sifts through Pope’s venomous verse, social snubs, and fierce literary rivalries with both admiration and dramatic relish. Tattered but defiant—just like its subject—this copy from Crappy Old Books may be yellowed, dog-eared, or smell faintly of a forgotten library, but it still delivers every biting couplet and baroque flourish with style. For lovers of literary eccentrics, cutting couplets, and books that have been around the block. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3317/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alexander-pope-jun-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3315 The Marne by Georges Blond Book Blurb for The Marne (2002) by Georges Blond (Prion), as sold by Crappy Old Books: Marching boots, cannon fire, and the shattering roar of history—Georges Blond’s The Marne thrusts readers into the pivotal battle that saved France in 1914 and changed the course of the First World War. With the flair of a master storyteller and the precision of a seasoned historian, Blond vividly recounts the chaos, courage, and sheer stubbornness that defined the First Battle of the Marne. Out of print and gloriously unloved, this 2002 Prion edition has all the charm of a forgotten war relic—complete with slightly musty pages, questionable cover design, and the comforting weight of a book that’s survived at least three attic purges. Perfect for military history buffs, trench warfare obsessives, or anyone who enjoys the smell of old paper and the sound of distant artillery, The Marne is your ticket back to a time when the fate of nations turned on muddy fields and desperate charges. Available now from Crappy Old Books—because history doesn’t have to be new to be explosive. Near New. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3315/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-marne-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prion 9781853754791 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3314 An Outline Of European Architecture by Nikolaus Pevsner An Outline of European Architecture (1945) by Nikolaus Pevsner – Pelican Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – where the dust is free and the pages smell like history. Step into the grandeur, the spires, and the stone-cold brilliance of European architecture through the eyes of Nikolaus Pevsner—one of the 20th century’s sharpest critics of culture and design. First published in the wake of World War II, An Outline of European Architecture offers an accessible yet erudite journey from Romanesque monasteries to Gothic cathedrals and the crisp clarity of Modernism. Don’t expect glossy photos or clickbait content. This is the real deal: a no-nonsense, deeply informed romp through centuries of arches, columns, and concrete, penned by a man who genuinely believed architecture was as important as poetry. Whether you’re a student, a nostalgic Modernist, or just someone who likes their paperbacks with a bit of grit and history under the fingernails, this battered Pelican copy might just be your next dog-eared obsession. Crappy Old Books—giving forgotten classics a second life and a new home. (Dust jacket not included. Probably never was.) Includes a list of Surrey Vs Sussex cricket matches from around 1900 to date. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3314/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-outline-of-european-architecture-jun-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3313 Civil War - Short Stories and Poems by Bob Blaisdell Civil War – Short Stories and Poems (2011) by Bob Blaisdell (Dover Thrift Edition) Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the fractured heart of 19th-century America with Civil War – Short Stories and Poems, a stirring collection edited by Bob Blaisdell. This Dover Thrift edition gathers the voices of soldiers, civilians, poets, and storytellers—both famous and forgotten—who captured the raw emotion and brutal reality of the U.S. Civil War. From battlefield reflections to home-front laments, this slim but powerful volume features works by Walt Whitman, Ambrose Bierce, Louisa May Alcott, and others who witnessed or imagined the war’s chaos and cost. Whether it’s a poem scrawled beside a dying comrade or a story etched with irony and sorrow, each piece offers a window into the soul of a nation divided. Light enough to fit in your coat pocket but heavy with meaning, this collection is perfect for history buffs, literature lovers, and anyone seeking to understand the personal toll behind the headlines of war. Crappy Old Books—bringing you well-worn wisdom, dog-eared drama, and the occasional whiff of attic dust since... well, it’s been a while. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3313/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/civil-war-short-stories-and-poems-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dover Thrift 9780486482262 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3311 The Boer War by Lord Carver The Boer War (2000) by Lord Carver – Pan Books Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the dusty battlefields of South Africa with Lord Carver’s authoritative take on one of Britain’s most controversial imperial wars. The Boer War offers a clear-eyed, strategic account of the 1899–1902 conflict that pitted the mighty British Empire against the determined Boer republics. A Field Marshal himself, Carver brings a military insider’s precision to this thorough retelling—examining not only the tactics and blunders but also the political pressures and human costs behind the headlines. This Pan Books paperback may show its age (and possibly smell faintly of pipe smoke and disappointment), but within its well-thumbed pages lies a gripping, intelligent narrative of guerrilla warfare, imperial ambition, and the stubborn resilience of underdogs. Perfect for: armchair generals, history buffs, and anyone who doesn’t mind a bit of foxed paper with their facts. Condition: Slightly battered. Like the Empire. Sold proudly and unironically by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3311/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-boer-war-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330369442 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3310 Sejanus by David Wishart Sejanus (1998) by David Wishart Published by Sceptre | Offered by Crappy Old Books Book Blurb: Welcome to ancient Rome—where betrayal is currency and ambition can get you killed. In Sejanus, David Wishart brings the brutal politics of Tiberian Rome to life through the eyes of Marcus Corvinus, a sardonic aristocrat turned reluctant investigator. Tasked with uncovering the truth behind the mysterious fall of Lucius Aelius Sejanus—once the most powerful man in Rome—Corvinus finds himself dragged into a murky world of imperial secrets, political treachery, and a few too many drunken dinners. Witty, irreverent, and soaked in historical detail, Sejanus is perfect for fans of Lindsay Davis and anyone who prefers their classical intrigues laced with sarcasm. Expect conspiracies, corpses, and complaints about the wine. Offered proudly (and with only minor foxing) by Crappy Old Books—because some stories just age better than the paper they’re printed on. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3310/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sejanus-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sceptre 9780340684474 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3309 Poets Of The Great War by Edward Thomas Poets of the Great War (2014) by Edward Thomas – Faber and Faber As sold by Crappy Old Books A powerful, poignant collection of verse from the trenches, Poets of the Great War (2014) brings together the hauntingly lyrical work of Edward Thomas — one of Britain’s most beloved war poets. In this compact Faber and Faber edition, Thomas’s meditations on duty, nature, sacrifice, and the quiet agony of the front lines echo with a timeless resonance. Edited with care and introduced with a nod to the mud, blood, and poetry of war, this edition captures the human side of history’s most mechanised conflict. Whether you’re a seasoned scholar of war literature or just trying to sound clever at dinner parties, this slim volume delivers. A bit foxed, slightly dog-eared, and possibly with that glorious smell of other people’s basements — this copy from Crappy Old Books is as authentic as trench foot and nearly as romantic. Poignant, potent, and slightly overpriced — just the way we like it. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3309/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poets-of-the-great-war-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571320028 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3308 A History Of The Jewish People by James Parkes A History of the Jewish People (1967) – James Parkes (Pelican) As Sold by Crappy Old Books Prepare to blow the dust off this underappreciated classic with A History of the Jewish People by James Parkes — the 1967 Pelican edition that’s more yellowed than your nan’s wallpaper and twice as insightful. Parkes, a theologian with a scholar’s pen and a humanist’s heart, takes readers on a brisk but thoughtful march through Jewish history, from ancient tribal roots to the complex upheavals of the 20th century. No frills, no footnotes the size of your thumb — just crisp, accessible storytelling from a time when paperbacks cost less than your morning coffee. This isn’t your glossy, hardback coffee-table tome. It’s a well-worn journey through centuries of diaspora, resilience, and cultural evolution, now delivered to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books — where the pages might be foxed, but the history is still fierce. Buy it for the knowledge. Stay for the musty charm. Great condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3308/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-the-jewish-people-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3307 Begums Thugs And Mughals - The journals Of Fanny Parkes by William Dalrymple Begums, Thugs and Mughals: The Journals of Fanny Parkes (2005) – Edited by William Dalrymple (Eland) Sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the intoxicating world of 19th-century India through the eyes of Fanny Parkes — eccentric, fearless, and endlessly curious. In Begums, Thugs and Mughals, William Dalrymple presents a rich, unabridged edition of Parkes’ journals, capturing her vivid encounters with Indian life under the fading shadow of the Mughal Empire. From high-society soirees with princely begums to hair-raising adventures with the infamous Thugs, Parkes defied colonial norms and immersed herself in the soul of the subcontinent. More than a travelogue, this is a rare female voice that challenged Empire even as it unfolded. Edited with flair and insight by Dalrymple, and published by the legendary Eland Press, Begums, Thugs and Mughals is a heady mix of history, culture, and rebellion — perfect for the armchair adventurer with a taste for the outlandish. Buy it now from Crappy Old Books — where the stories may be old, but the journeys are anything but dull. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3307/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/begums-thugs-and-white-mughals-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eland 9780907871880 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3306 Newman by Owen Chadwick Newman (1983) by Owen Chadwick – Crappy Old Books Edition Step into the mind of one of the 19th century’s most enigmatic religious figures with Newman, Owen Chadwick’s masterful biography of John Henry Newman. First published by Oxford University Press in 1983, this compelling volume charts Newman’s extraordinary journey from Anglican reformer to Roman Catholic cardinal, blending rigorous scholarship with vivid storytelling. Owen Chadwick, one of Britain’s most respected church historians, brings depth, nuance, and clarity to Newman’s spiritual struggles, theological writings, and the cultural tremors of Victorian England. Whether you’re a seasoned scholar or a curious reader drawn to tales of conscience and conviction, Newman is a quietly powerful study of belief, doubt, and transformation. This well-worn but charmingly serviceable copy from Crappy Old Books may have seen better days—but like Newman himself, it’s full of intellectual grit and enduring relevance. Slightly foxed pages, a dog-eared cover, and a smell of damp nostalgia included free of charge. Like new. Hard back with dust cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3306/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/newman-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192875686 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3305 Leacock by JB Priestley Leacock (1975) by J.B. Priestley – The Bodley Head edition Sold by Crappy Old Books A forgotten gem from one of England’s great literary figures, Leacock sees J.B. Priestley—master storyteller, social critic, and time enthusiast—turn his wry gaze to Stephen Leacock, the Canadian humorist whose wit once rivalled Twain’s. In this warm, sharply observed little volume, Priestley blends biography, appreciation, and cultural reflection, celebrating Leacock’s comedic genius while gently lamenting his fading reputation. Published in 1975 by The Bodley Head, this slim but spirited book is Priestley at his most personal and affectionate—less a formal study, more a fireside chat between literary minds across time. Expect humour, insight, and more than a few grumpy asides about the modern world. Condition: Slightly foxed, mildly cynical, and infused with the scent of someone else’s bookshelf. Classic Crappy Old Books quality. Perfect for fans of literary oddities, faded reputations, and anyone who likes their biographies with a side of pipe smoke and opinion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3305/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/leacock-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Bodley Head 9780370005256 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3304 The Last Full Measure by Jeff Shaara From the blood-soaked fields of Gettysburg to the final, brutal days at Appomattox, The Last Full Measure is Jeff Shaara’s sweeping conclusion to the Civil War trilogy that began with his father’s Pulitzer Prize–winning The Killer Angels. Shaara brings to life the men who shaped the final years of the conflict—Grant, Lee, Chamberlain—with unflinching detail and a novelist’s eye for human struggle. Duty, honor, and heartbreak unfold in a nation still fighting to define itself. Yes, the cover’s a bit scuffed and a few pages might be “gently” dog-eared, but The Last Full Measure still delivers every ounce of drama, sacrifice, and historical immersion. Because at Crappy Old Books, we believe stories—like battlefields—only get better with age and a little wear. Perfect for history buffs, armchair generals, or anyone who thinks a pristine book is a sign of not trying hard enough. Near new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3304/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-full-measure-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Random House 9780345425485 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3302 That Neutral Island by Clair Wills Forget misty-eyed tales of neutrality—Clair Wills takes a scalpel to Ireland’s supposedly peaceful stance during the Second World War and dissects the cultural, political, and moral gymnastics that defined the era. In That Neutral Island, Wills blends sharp historical insight with evocative storytelling, revealing a country caught between war-torn neighbors and its own haunted conscience. Through a vivid mosaic of propaganda, censorship, smuggled newspapers, interned soldiers, and uncomfortable silences, Wills paints a portrait of Ireland as both observer and reluctant participant. She explores not just the facts of neutrality, but the myths, the contradictions, and the quiet compromises that shaped Irish identity in the 1940s. If you’re expecting shamrocks and serenity, look elsewhere. This is neutrality with teeth—and a good helping of awkward truth. As new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3302/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/that-neutral-island-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571221066 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3301 More From The Primeval Forest by Albert Schweitzer More From The Primeval Forest (1956) by Albert Schweitzer – Crappy Old Books Edition From the Nobel Peace Prize-winning humanitarian, philosopher, and jungle doctor Albert Schweitzer comes More From The Primeval Forest—a gritty, unvarnished sequel to his earlier memoirs of medical missionary work in the depths of equatorial Africa. First published in 1956 by A.C. Black, this compelling volume continues Schweitzer’s firsthand account of life and labour at his now-legendary hospital in Lambaréné. With his trademark blend of insight, idealism, and weary realism, Schweitzer reflects on the joys and frustrations of daily existence in the tropical forest, where he treated everything from leprosy to machete wounds while juggling colonial politics, crocodiles, and a wildly unpredictable generator. Expect no romanticism here—just mud, malaria, and the occasional philosophical musing between surgeries. A fascinating glimpse into a bygone world, and into the mind of a man who lived his ethics at full volume. Sold with just the right amount of mildew and marginalia by Crappy Old Books—because some stories are too stubborn to die cleanly. Very good condition hardback with good dust cover. Ha an owners name scribbled out on inside page from 1956. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3301/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/more-from-the-primeval-forest-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AC Black no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3298 The Beauty Of Britain by JB Priestley The Beauty of Britain (1962) by J.B. Priestley – Published by B.T. Batsford Ltd Sold with reluctant pride by Crappy Old Books From the smoky mill towns to the windswept moors, J.B. Priestley takes readers on a nostalgic, sharply observed, and deeply affectionate journey through the heart and soul of a changing nation. First published in a Britain still dusting itself off from the upheavals of war and modernisation, The Beauty of Britain is both a love letter and a gentle lament—celebrating the country’s timeless landscapes, eccentric traditions, and quiet charms while recognising the creeping loss of its simpler past. With wit, warmth, and a critical eye, Priestley captures the character of towns and villages, the pulse of working-class life, and the peculiar magic of a country trying to hold onto its identity in the face of progress. This is Britain before motorways were king, when a good cup of tea could fix almost anything, and when a writer could still get sentimental about stone cottages without feeling daft. Warning: Copy may be slightly foxed, just like Britain itself. A battered gem for lovers of English nostalgia, thoughtful travel writing, and second-hand sentimentality. Because beauty, like this book, doesn’t always come brand new. Good firm order, structure and strength. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3298/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-beauty-of-britain-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3297 European Painting and Sculpture by Eric Newton European Painting and Sculpture (1964) by Eric Newton – Pelican Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – Because someone had to keep it. Dive into the slightly dusty but still enlightening pages of European Painting and Sculpture (1964) by Eric Newton — a Pelican classic that attempts to make sense of centuries of artistic genius without too much pretension (or too many colour plates). Newton, a critic with opinions as strong as his brushstroke metaphors, leads readers on a whirlwind tour through Europe’s grand artistic legacy, from gothic gargoyles to impressionist whispers. Whether you’re an art student in crisis, a curious browser, or someone who just likes books with chipped spines and that charming "old paper" smell, this volume promises informative insight and 1960s flair in equal measure. It’s not pristine, it’s not modern, but it is a classic — and Crappy Old Books wouldn’t sell you anything less... questionable. Add it to your shelf. Or coffee table. Or bedside stack of “one day I’ll read that.” Splendid condition, lots of pictures in the middle. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3297/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/european-painting-and-sculpture-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3296 The Two-Fold Night by Carlo Levi Book Blurb for The Two-Fold Night (1962) by Carlo Levi – Cresset Press Edition (Sold by Crappy Old Books) Step into the shadowed hours of The Two-Fold Night, Carlo Levi’s haunting 1962 meditation on memory, exile, and the flickering tension between light and dark—both literal and spiritual. Best known for Christ Stopped at Eboli, Levi once again blends his sharp political insight with poetic reflection, drawing from a life lived on the margins of fascist Italy and the human condition. This is not a cheerful read. And it’s probably not in great shape either. Our copy comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the dust jackets are tattered, the pages yellowed, and the existential dread still intact. Whether you’re a fan of mid-century European introspection or just enjoy the musk of crumbling paper, this is one night worth revisiting. A rare gem for the discerning masochist. Handle with care—both the ideas and the binding. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3296/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-two-fold-night-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cresset Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3294 The Egypts Gold by David Scott The Egypts Gold (1939) by David Scott Penguin Books edition – As sold by Crappy Old Books Smugglers, secrets, and sun-scorched intrigue — The Egypts Gold is a forgotten gem of 1930s adventure fiction. David Scott’s atmospheric tale takes readers from the shadowy docks of Alexandria to the crumbling tombs of the Egyptian desert, following a disillusioned British archaeologist who stumbles upon more than just ancient relics. A lost treasure, a coded map, and a trail of double-crossing allies and sinister enemies propel this swift-paced thriller into a world where nothing is sacred — except gold. Dated, dusty, and possibly a bit dog-eared, this Penguin paperback from Crappy Old Books carries all the charm of a bygone literary era — and maybe a faint whiff of pipe smoke. Treasure awaits… if you dare turn the yellowing pages. Slightly delicate, but generally solid with no real issues. Slight scuff to bottom front spine, but nothing serious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3294/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-egypts-gold-jun-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3293 Lord Byron - Selected Poetry by Jerome J McGann Lord Byron – Selected Poetry (1998) Edited by Jerome J. McGann | Oxford University Press Sold by Crappy Old Books Dive into the fevered brilliance of one of Romanticism’s most iconic and controversial voices. In Lord Byron – Selected Poetry, editor Jerome J. McGann brings together a compelling collection of Byron’s finest verse—both the celebrated and the overlooked—in a volume that captures the fire, wit, and melancholy of the man who scandalised society and redefined poetic daring. From the sardonic swagger of Childe Harold to the intimate despair of Darkness and the biting satire of Don Juan, this edition offers a vivid cross-section of Byron’s genius, complete with scholarly notes and contextual insights from one of the foremost Byron experts. Whether you’re a longtime admirer or reluctantly trudging through a reading list, there’s no denying the lasting power of Byron’s lyrical audacity. Lovingly battered and questionably priced by Crappy Old Books—where the pages might be yellowed, but the poetry still smoulders. Has a page from the Radio Times used as a book mark on page 142/3. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3293/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lord-byron-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192835291 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3290 The Eye In The Door by Pat Barker The Eye in the Door by Pat Barker (1993, Penguin) As sold by Crappy Old Books – a bit worn, spine creased, smells faintly of someone’s attic. But still brilliant. Step into the fractured world of 1918 Britain, where war doesn’t end at the front. In The Eye in the Door, Pat Barker continues her masterful Regeneration trilogy, exposing the tangled web of trauma, politics, and identity that haunts a nation—and those who fought for it. Psychiatrist Dr. William Rivers returns, now treating soldiers whose minds have shattered, while Billy Prior, struggling with his own mental scars, is caught between loyalty and rebellion. Reality blurs under surveillance, suspicion, and secrets. What is real, and what is imagined? And who, exactly, is watching? Dark, unflinching, and beautifully written, Barker’s novel is a searing look into the war behind the war—where no one emerges unscathed. Condition: Has seen some things. Like Billy Prior. Warning: May contain traces of existential dread and old bus ticket bookmarks. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3290/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-eye-in-the-door-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140168785 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3288 The English Eccentrics by Edith Sitwell The English Eccentrics (1947) by Edith Sitwell – Zephyr Books Edition Now available from Crappy Old Books: because weird never goes out of print. Step into a splendidly strange parade of aristocratic oddballs, deluded inventors, and wildly whimsical characters who once graced the drawing rooms and madhouses of England. In The English Eccentrics, Dame Edith Sitwell—herself no stranger to flamboyance—unleashes a gleeful, poetic chronicle of Britain’s most marvelously unhinged personalities. From the woman who fed her guests invisible food to the nobleman who married a tree, this 1947 classic (in its charming Zephyr Books edition) is a loving, razor-sharp tribute to glorious British weirdness. With her trademark wit and lyrical flair, Sitwell celebrates the bizarre, the brilliant, and the downright bonkers. Perfect for lovers of the peculiar, the historical, and the hilariously human. Available now, in gloriously musty condition, from Crappy Old Books. Where eccentricity lives on—dust and all. This is a paperback, but has a dust cover. The dustcover is in good order, but is strangely worn where the top white stripe goes round the spine, almost as though tthe white colour has corroded the paper. However, its sill in very good shape. Has a free bookmark. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3288/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-english-eccentrics-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zephyr Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3286 The Standing Stones Of Europe by Alastair Service and Jean Bradbery The Standing Stones of Europe (1993) By Alastair Service & Jean Bradbery | JM Dent Sold with minimal reverence by Crappy Old Books Ever wandered past a weather-beaten slab of ancient rock and thought, “What on earth possessed people to lug that thing there?” The Standing Stones of Europe tackles that very question—with scholarly insight, thoughtful illustrations, and the occasional eyebrow-raising theory. From the windswept moors of Britain to the sunbaked plains of Iberia, Service and Bradbery take readers on a tour of Europe’s most enigmatic megalithic monuments. Whether you’re a hardcore prehistory buff or just like staring at giant rocks and muttering about druids, this book offers a richly illustrated journey through the myths, meanings, and mysteries behind Europe’s enduring stone sentinels. Originally published by JM Dent in 1993, now proudly scuffed and slightly musty courtesy of Crappy Old Books. The binding’s a bit creaky, but the secrets of the ancients are still intact. Perfect for your coffee table—or your tinfoil hat collection. This is an ex-library book from Suffolk County Council and has a protective plastic sleeve. Good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3286/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-standing-stones-of-europe-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent 9780460861151 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3284 Britains Racing Motor Cycles by LR Higgins Britain’s Racing Motor Cycles (1952) – L.R. Higgins (GT Foulis) Sold with oil stains, nostalgia, and a whiff of Castrol R by Crappy Old Books Before MotoGP was a thing, before the Isle of Man TT needed warning labels, Britain’s Racing Motor Cycles captured the raw, roaring soul of postwar British engineering at full throttle. In this grease-streaked gem from 1952, author L.R. Higgins documents the great machines and greater men who risked life, limb, and sideburns in the name of speed. Expect black-and-white photos that smell like petrol, lovingly detailed specs, and the kind of prose that takes its tea with two sugars and no nonsense. A must for vintage bike lovers, classic racing fanatics, and anyone who thinks modern motorcycles have too many electronics and not enough character. Slightly tattered. Possibly foxed. Definitely fabulous. Get it now before it rusts into legend. This copy has been preserved with a sheet of what looks like cling film, professionaly wrapped around it to protect it from the ravishes of time. You can remove it if you like. Reasonable dust cover, but does have some nips to the back and spine, but the cling film has carefully preserved the remains as if in amber, for your convenience. Binding good and strong. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3284/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/britains-racing-motor-cycles-jun-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books GT Foulis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3283 Porcelain Marks Of The World by Emanuel Poche Porcelain Marks of the World (1974) by Emanuel Poche Published by Hamlyn | Offered by Crappy Old Books Ever squinted at the underside of a chipped teacup, wondering if it’s priceless—or just old junk? Porcelain Marks of the World (1974) is the ultimate guide for collectors, antique hunters, and anyone who’s ever been intrigued by those tiny, mysterious symbols on the bottom of ceramic wares. Written by Emanuel Poche, one of the foremost experts in European ceramics, this comprehensive volume catalogues over 2,000 porcelain marks from around the globe, complete with illustrations and historical insights. This is a no-frills, straight-talking, slightly yellowing bible of backstamps and factory hallmarks—perfect for sleuthing out treasure in charity shops or pretending you know more than the auctioneer. Whether you’re deep into Dresden or just dabbling in delftware, Poche’s classic reference is a must-have. Sold as seen. Some dog-eared corners. Smells like your nan’s loft. Only from Crappy Old Books—because one person’s dusty is another’s delightful. Nice solid hardback book, but slightly warped, hardly noticeable. All the markings are hand drawn, it appears, but there are a lot of them. 255 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3283/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/porcelain-marks-of-the-world-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600392903 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3282 Boule De Suif by Guy De Maupassant Boule de Suif (1964) by Guy de Maupassant – Signet Classic Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books War, hypocrisy, and roast chicken collide in this scathing French novella from the master of irony himself. First published in 1880 and dustily reissued by Signet in 1964, Boule de Suif follows a ragtag group of travelers fleeing the Franco-Prussian War—among them, a well-fed and fiercely patriotic prostitute nicknamed "Boule de Suif" (literally, “Ball of Fat”). When moral posturing meets mortal inconvenience, the bourgeois passengers reveal just how thin the veneer of civility can be. Boule de Suif, both despised and exploited, emerges as the only one with a shred of integrity—an inconvenient fact that doesn’t sit well with her social superiors. This crumbly paperback from Crappy Old Books may smell like a cellar and look like it lost a bar fight, but the story inside is as sharp and relevant as ever. Ideal for fans of classic literature, historical cynicism, or anyone who enjoys watching pompous people eat crow. Warning: May contain outdated typefaces, yellowing pages, and the lingering scent of regret. Nicely presented paperback, moderate weight with nice pages. Feels like something special, but maybe thats just the cover. Not cheap pulp paper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3282/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/boule-de-suif-jun-2025.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classic no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3281 The 110 Percent Solution by Mark H McCormack Book Blurb for The 110% Solution (1990) by Mark H. McCormack — as sold by Crappy Old Books Need to win at business without losing your mind? Want to look like you know what you’re doing without actually doing any more work? Enter The 110% Solution — Mark H. McCormack’s no-nonsense, sharp-witted guide to getting ahead in the corporate jungle, originally published in 1990 and now lovingly yellowed by time. From the man who turned sports marketing into an empire and invented the art of hustling politely, this book delivers real-world business advice with a smirk. Whether it’s mastering meetings, outsmarting office politics, or simply pretending to care while quietly climbing the ladder — McCormack’s got your back. This copy? Probably dog-eared, definitely musty, and possibly harboring the secrets to corporate dominance — or at least a few coffee stains from someone who tried. Published by Pan Books. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where the wisdom is timeless and the pages are, well, slightly sticky. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3281/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-110-solution-jun-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330318822 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3280 Knights Keep by Rona Randall Knights Keep (1980) by Rona Randall Published by Troubadour | Offered by Crappy Old Books Sweeping across the turbulent landscape of medieval England, Knights Keep by Rona Randall is a richly atmospheric tale of love, legacy, and long-buried secrets. When young Eloise de Valery is sent to the formidable Knights Keep—a brooding estate wrapped in shadow and silence—she finds herself entangled in a web of political intrigue, forbidden romance, and ancestral vengeance. As loyalties shift and the past refuses to stay buried, Eloise must navigate the treacherous corridors of both the Keep and the human heart. With Rona Randall’s signature blend of historical accuracy and romantic suspense, this gothic gem evokes a bygone era of chivalry, deception, and dark desire. Dog-eared, slightly musty, and proudly offered by Crappy Old Books—where history clings to every page and the drama never fades. Perfect for readers who like their heroines strong, their castles drafty, and their plots deliciously tangled. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3280/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/knights-keep-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Troubadour 9780708815700 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3279 Growing Up In The 60s by Cecile Landau Growing Up In The 60s (1991) by Cecile Landau (Optima) As sold by Crappy Old Books Step into the swirling tie-dye of memory with Growing Up In The 60s, Cecile Landau’s vivid and personal time capsule of a decade that changed everything. From Beatlemania to bell bottoms, free love to political unrest, Landau captures the chaos, colour, and contradictions of adolescence in one of history’s most radical eras. Through candid anecdotes, cultural snapshots, and the bittersweet haze of nostalgia, this book charts the coming-of-age experience against the backdrop of revolution and rebellion. It’s not all peace signs and protest songs — this is the ‘60s as lived by real people, warts, wonder, and all. Whether you were there or just wish you had been, Growing Up In The 60s offers a heartfelt, humorous, and occasionally cringe-inducing ride through the decade that wouldn’t grow up quietly. Now available in a lovingly battered, slightly yellowed edition from Crappy Old Books — because history’s better when it smells like your grandma’s attic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3279/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/growing-up-in-the-60s-jun-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Optima 9780356155548 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3277 The Great Stink Of London by Stephen Halliday The Great Stink of London (1999) by Stephen Halliday | Sutton Publishing As sold by Crappy Old Books Dive nose-first into one of Victorian London’s most revolting — and revolutionary — public health disasters. In The Great Stink of London, Stephen Halliday unearths the true story of how a city choked on its own filth until an unlikely hero, engineer Joseph Bazalgette, flushed it into the history books. Overflowing with rich detail and dark humour, this account of the 1858 "Great Stink" exposes a time when the Thames became a literal cesspool, Parliament nearly gagged into action, and modern sanitation was born out of sheer necessity. Perfect for fans of grimy history, public works triumphs, and the kind of stench that changed the world — this isn’t just a book, it’s a breath of freshly engineered air. Condition: Slightly musty, possibly a whiff of irony. A Crappy Old Books classic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3277/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-great-stink-of-london-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sutton Publishing 9780750919753 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3276 Jack The Ripper - The Final Solution by Stephen Knight Jack The Ripper – The Final Solution (1984, Treasure Press edition) by Stephen Knight Sold by Crappy Old Books Delve into the dark alleys of Victorian London with Stephen Knight’s controversial classic, Jack The Ripper – The Final Solution. Far from a standard retelling of the infamous Whitechapel murders, this provocative 1984 reprint (Treasure Press edition) lays out a chilling theory of royal conspiracy, Freemasonry, and cover-ups at the highest levels of British society. Knight’s investigation reads like a thriller — bold, speculative, and utterly gripping — as he connects the dots between the Ripper’s victims and a supposed plot to protect the monarchy’s secrets. First published in the 1970s and still stirring debate decades later, this edition is perfect for conspiracy theorists, true crime addicts, and anyone who likes their history with a sharp edge and a whiff of scandal. Slightly yellowed pages, strong opinions, and absolutely no apologies — only from Crappy Old Books. This includes a few extras in the front from the owner: Newspaper cutting detailing the book with some underlining. Half-page article from High Ham by Colin Wilson talking about the Duke of Clarence as the suspect. Not sure if it references the Stephen Knight book, I didn’t read it thoroughly enough, but I did speed read it and found no reference to the book, just his interest in Jack the Ripper and his thoughts on the Duke of Clarence as the suspect. A Castella Cigars card, no 17, of a Truimph TR2, which presumably is the car Jack the ripper drove, later on in life, obviously, as he probably couldn’t afford one in 1888 on a serial killers salery. A typed letter from two people to two other people thanking them for dinner and discussing inviting them to dinner sometime but saying their place was too messy at the moment and also some thoughts on Withy Gull being Jack the ripper. Letter appears to have been sent from The Asylum? dated 25 June, but doesn’t say what year? Maybe 1888? Printed receipt dated 16 December 96 for 1.65, maybe 1896? and for £1 6s 5d? or possibly 1996. I can’t really tell. Book is virtually new, its like no one ever read it, but obviously that can’t be true, probably just had a series of very very careful readers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3276/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jack-the-ripper-the-final-solution-jun-2025.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Treasure Press 9781850510147 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3275 Nemesis by Richard Muller Nemesis (1991) by Richard Muller — Guild Publishing Edition As sold by Crappy Old Books What if our solar system has a dark twin—an unseen companion star responsible for mass extinctions on Earth? In Nemesis, physicist Richard Muller explores one of the most provocative cosmic theories of the 20th century: that a distant, dim star dubbed “Nemesis” may orbit the Sun every 26 million years, periodically disturbing the Oort Cloud and hurling comets toward Earth with catastrophic consequences. Blending hard science, speculative theory, and a dash of apocalyptic wonder, Muller unpacks the astronomical clues, the paleontological patterns, and the bold hypothesis that captured imaginations and sparked debate. This 1991 Guild Publishing edition is a must-have for fans of speculative science and cosmic mysteries. Whether you’re a sky-gazer, a doomsday theorist, or just a lover of weird old science books, Nemesis offers a fascinating glimpse into how we try to understand the terrifying vastness of the universe—and our precarious place in it. Condition: Slightly dog-eared, smells of attic and ambition. Sold by: Crappy Old Books – rescuing forgotten paperbacks from cosmic obscurity. NOTE: Fake review, this book is in very good condition with near new dust cover and everything else. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3275/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nemesis-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Guild Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3273 Black Holes - The End Of The Universe by John Taylor Black Holes – The End of the Universe (1980) by John Taylor Published by Book Club Associates Sold by Crappy Old Books Is the universe headed for a spectacular, all-consuming finale? In Black Holes – The End of the Universe, physicist John Taylor dives deep into the cosmos to explore one of the most chilling and fascinating phenomena in modern astrophysics. First published in 1980, this bold and accessible work offers a gripping journey through the science and speculation surrounding black holes — from their terrifying gravitational grip to the possibility that they might one day devour the entire universe. Taylor explains the mysterious mechanics of collapsed stars, singularities, and event horizons in plain English, all with the wide-eyed wonder and Cold War-era dread that made late 20th-century science writing so compelling. Expect bold theories, earnest diagrams, and the occasional whiff of existential doom. This charmingly yellowed edition, available from Crappy Old Books, may have a cracked spine, a coffee stain or two, and that comforting smell of decades-old paper — but the cosmic questions remain as sharp as ever. Perfect for fans of vintage science writing, space oddities, and anyone who enjoys pondering the end of everything over a nice cup of tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3273/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/black-holes-the-end-of-the-universe-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3272 Botham - My Autobiography by Ian Botham Botham – My Autobiography (1995) by Ian Botham (Collins Willow) Sold by Crappy Old Books Love him or loathe him, Sir Ian Botham was the swaggering superstar who dragged English cricket into the modern era, bat raised high and mullet flying. In Botham – My Autobiography, Beefy bares all—on and off the pitch. From Ashes glory to tabloid infamy, booze-fuelled antics to boundary-smashing brilliance, this 1995 classic captures a sporting icon at full tilt. Written with brutal honesty and a healthy dose of mischief, this is Botham unfiltered: the triumphs, the tantrums, and the terrible fashion choices. A must for cricket tragics and anyone who thinks sports stars were more fun before social media. Warning: Spine may be cracked, opinions definitely are. Crappy Old Books – Because new ones smell too clean. NOTE: Fake review!!! This copy is near new!!! Only slighlty creases on front cover to top. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3272/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/botham-my-autobiography-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Willow 9780002184946 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3271 Fiesta by Kate Cann Fiesta (2001) by Kate Cann – As Sold by Crappy Old Books Sun, sangria, and sizzling secrets... but not everyone’s playing nice. Fiesta follows Laura, who’s tagging along on a wild group holiday to Spain — and she’s way out of her comfort zone. Surrounded by bronzed bodies, flirtatious games, and not-so-friendly rivalries, she’s forced to confront who she really is, and what she wants. Beneath the blazing heat, tensions simmer. Will Laura find her fire or get burned? From Kate Cann — queen of early 2000s teen realism — comes a sharp, sexy, sun-drenched rollercoaster that proves paradise can be messy. Sold by Crappy Old Books, where yesterday’s dog-eared drama is today’s guilty pleasure. Sand not included. Like new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3271/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fiesta-jun-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Point 9780439993890 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3270 The F-Plan by Audrey Eytons The F-Plan (1982) by Audrey Eyton Published by Penguin — Sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the fibre-fuelled frenzy that took the ’80s by storm! Audrey Eyton’s The F-Plan isn’t just a diet book — it’s a time capsule of bran-based ambition. Promising weight loss through the magic of high-fibre eating, this bestselling classic dared you to fall in love with lentils, worship wholemeal, and embrace the bowel-boosting glory of beans. Praised and parodied in equal measure, The F-Plan is packed with charts, menus, and vintage optimism — ideal for anyone who wants to lose weight, improve digestion, or simply marvel at a world where fibre was king. Whether you’re a nostalgic health nut or just a glutton for punishment, this crumbly old copy from Crappy Old Books delivers all the original roughage — with none of the modern polish. Warning: Contains alarming quantities of bran. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3270/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-f-plan-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140064223 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3268 Advertisements For Myself by Norman Mailer Book Blurb for Advertisements For Myself (1963) by Norman Mailer — Corgi Books Edition As sold by Crappy Old Books Brace yourself. This isn’t polite literature. It’s Norman Mailer, raw, rambling, and ready to fight — with himself, with the literary establishment, and with the world at large. Advertisements For Myself (Corgi Books, 1963) is a sprawling, electric confessional that mixes fiction, essays, and open letters into one gloriously disjointed manifesto of ego, genius, and mid-century male angst. Mailer unloads it all — the brilliance, the bravado, the breakdowns — in a collection that showcases his short stories, blistering commentary, and wildly self-conscious reflections on fame, failure, and the writer’s role in American life. From beatniks to boxers, politics to pornography, it’s all here in a glorious mess of literary ambition and chaos. Perfect for anyone who wants their authors unfiltered, their prose unpredictable, and their books with that musty, slightly tragic scent of time — this Corgi paperback from Crappy Old Books is your ticket to vintage Mailer mayhem. Dog-eared and defiant, just like the man himself. Generally quite good, but the front page is half torn out and the second page a bit loose. However, thats all before the index and main content and its otherwise a good book structurally. Bit of writing on top cover, as per image. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3268/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/advertisements-for-myself-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3267 Mr Loverman by Mary Lyons Book Blurb for Mr Loverman (1996) by Mary Lyons – as sold by Crappy Old Books Mr Loverman Mary Lyons | Mills & Boon, 1996 | Category: Questionable Romance Decisions Meet Alex Merrick: successful, suave, and smug as hell. He’s the kind of man who thinks every woman secretly wants him—and unfortunately for sensible Lucy, she might be the exception who proves the rule. When fate (and a deeply implausible plot twist) throws them together, sparks fly, buttons pop, and logic takes a well-earned holiday. Lucy’s determined not to fall for the man with a playboy past and a jawline carved by mid-’90s delusion, but Mills & Boon rules are clear: resistance is futile, misunderstandings are mandatory, and smouldering eye contact counts as character development. Originally printed on paper one shade up from napkin tissue and now yours via Crappy Old Books, this steamy relic of retro romance will leave you questioning your life choices—and maybe craving a bubble bath and a better book. Warning: Contains outdated gender norms, inexplicable sexual tension, and more brooding than a crow convention. Perfect for fans of vintage cheese and ironic reads. As new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3267/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mr-loverman-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills and Boon 9780263796148 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3266 Woman To Wed by Penny Jordan Woman To Wed (1996) by Penny Jordan As rescued by Crappy Old Books – because true love never dates, it just yellows slightly at the edges. She was always the sensible one… until he walked back into her life. Sophy knew better than to dream. Marriage was for other people—romantic, soft-focus people with fewer responsibilities and more matching lingerie. But when her childhood friend—and first heartbreak—Piers returns, successful, smouldering, and suddenly very interested, Sophy’s carefully ordered world starts to wobble. Can a woman who’s always put duty before desire take a chance on the one man who once walked away? Or will Piers prove that even the most sensible woman can still fall hopelessly, inconveniently in love? Classic Mills & Boon drama with bonus ‘90s flair: shoulder pads, emotional repression, and a hero who probably smells like expensive aftershave and unresolved guilt. Crappy Old Books brings you this well-thumbed treasure for those who like their romance vintage, their dialogue dramatic, and their happy endings guaranteed. As new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3266/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/woman-to-wed-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills and Boon 9780263795721 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3265 Mistress Material by Sharon Kendrick Mistress Material (1996) by Sharon Kendrick Published by Mills & Boon | Unearthed by Crappy Old Books She swore she wasn’t that kind of woman... until he proved she absolutely was. When plain-but-capable secretary Harriet Wilde agrees to work for the devastatingly handsome, wildly arrogant James Delaney, she expects stress, spreadsheets, and the occasional coffee run—not steamy stolen glances and an indecent proposal that makes her question everything she thought she stood for. James needs a woman who can play the part of his mistress—strictly for business, of course. But when fake passion starts feeling all too real, and Harriet starts wondering if a sensible woman can ever survive a whirlwind affair with a man like him, things get far too complicated. Expect smouldering stares, laughably outdated gender roles, and the kind of office romance that HR nightmares are made of. It’s vintage Mills & Boon at its finest—and by "finest," we mean gloriously bonkers. One part fantasy, two parts cringe, and all kinds of addictive. Pick it up before it spontaneously combusts from sexual tension and bad ’90s power suits. As new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3265/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mistress-material-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills and Boon 9780263796094 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3264 The Father Of Her Child by Emma Darcy The Father Of Her Child (1996) by Emma Darcy As sold by Crappy Old Books – the home of tattered romance and slightly suspicious page smells. He was the man she couldn’t forget... and the father of the child she never told him about. When Kate Langdon crosses paths with ruthless tycoon Damien Saunderson, the spark is immediate—and dangerously familiar. Five years ago, they shared a brief, passionate affair that left Kate with a secret she swore to protect: their son. Now Damien is back in her life, and he wants answers. But is he ready to be a father… or just out to settle unfinished business? Expect brooding stares, stormy confrontations, and at least one dramatic reveal before the final page. Will love get a second chance, or will secrets tear them apart once more? Condition: Dog-eared. Cover hanging on by a whisper. Spine creased like an old map to heartbreak. Smells faintly of regret and lavender talc. Perfect for readers who like their romance intense and their paperbacks a little bit tragic. Very good condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3264/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-father-of-her-child-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills and Boon 9780263797909 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3262 Motoring Law A To Z by JL Thomas Motoring Law A to Z (1969) by J.L. Thomas Published by Paperfronts – As sold by Crappy Old Books From "Accelerator" to "Zebra Crossing", Motoring Law A to Z is a gloriously dated romp through the rules of the road as they stood in Britain’s golden motoring age. J.L. Thomas delivers a meticulous alphabetical guide to everything the 1969 driver might need to know—from overtaking etiquette and the mysteries of the Highway Code, to the terrifying consequences of "driving without due care and attention" (spoiler: it involves stern men in wigs). This delightfully dry relic is packed with charming legal jargon, dusty traffic offences, and the kind of advice that makes modern readers question how anyone survived the ‘60s behind the wheel. Whether you’re a vintage car enthusiast, a legal history nerd, or just someone who enjoys books with a distinct smell of petrol and pipe tobacco, this is a must-have. Lovingly unearthed and resold by Crappy Old Books—your one-stop shop for yesterday’s wisdom and today’s amusement. Great condition, obviously numerous very careful readers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3262/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/motoring-lawa-z-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paperfronts no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3260 Soviet Space Exploration by William Shelton Soviet Space Exploration (1969) by William Shelton (Arthur Barker) as sold by Crappy Old Books Blast off into the musty depths of Cold War-era propaganda and speculative optimism with Soviet Space Exploration (1969) — a charmingly outdated look at the USSR’s push to conquer the cosmos. Penned by William Shelton (and published by Arthur Barker), this relic from the Space Race era is part genuine historical account, part wide-eyed guesswork, and 100% Cold War curiosity. Expect heroic cosmonauts, lofty claims, grainy photos of unidentified machinery, and a healthy dose of Western bewilderment at how the Soviets managed to get anything into orbit without NASA’s help. It’s a snapshot of a time when space was the final frontier — and everyone assumed the Soviets might already be living there. Dusty, dog-eared, and delightfully outdated, this Crappy Old Book is perfect for armchair historians, retro sci-fi enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys reading about the future… as imagined in 1969. Warning: Contains traces of irony, nationalism, and the smell of old paper. Ex-library book, hardback with plastic protective cover. From West Sussex County Library. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3260/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/soviet-space-exploration-jun-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arthur Baker no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3259 Memory by IML Hunter Memory (1970) by I.M.L. Hunter – A Pelican Original As sold by Crappy Old Books Ever wonder what your mind is really up to when you’re not looking? In Memory, psychiatrist I.M.L. Hunter peels back the layers of one of the most slippery and fascinating faculties of the human brain. First published in 1970 as part of the Pelican Original series, this quietly brilliant little volume tackles everything from forgetting your keys to the mechanics of amnesia and the curious tricks of false memory. Packed with case studies, experimental psychology, and a good dose of mid-century academic charm, Memory is as much a time capsule as it is a brain teaser. Whether you’re a budding psychologist or just someone who can’t remember where they left this book, Hunter’s exploration is lucid, humane, and surprisingly readable—especially for something you might have found in your uncle’s shed. Now available in all its slightly yellowed, faintly musty glory—because at Crappy Old Books, we remember things so you don’t have to. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3259/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/memory-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3258 Side Effects by Woody Allen Side Effects (1980) by Woody Allen Published by Random House | Offered by Crappy Old Books A neurotic’s delight, Side Effects is Woody Allen at his most absurd, intellectual, and delightfully unhinged. This 1980 collection of short stories and essays tumbles through the paranoid, hypochondriac-infested corridors of Allen’s brain—offering existential musings, mock-serious science, and the occasional rabbi with a kangaroo complex. From time-travel mishaps to Kafka-inspired insurance claims, Side Effects delivers smart laughs with a side of dread, all dressed up in Allen’s signature blend of wit and worry. Condition: Slightly foxed, like the narrator’s worldview. Pages may smell like regret and old coffee. Perfect for bookshelf décor or deep sighs on rainy afternoons. Crappy Old Books — Because some punchlines age like wine... and some like milk. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3258/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/side-effects-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Random House 9780450052354 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3256 Dr No by Ian Fleming Dr No (2012) by Ian Fleming (Vintage) As sold by Crappy Old Books When James Bond is sent to Jamaica to investigate the disappearance of a fellow British agent, he’s expecting sunshine, cocktails, and a routine assignment. What he finds instead is a deadly conspiracy involving giant squids, radioactive islands, and the cold-blooded genius of the sinister Dr No. In this vintage edition of Dr No, Ian Fleming delivers all the thrills, women, and casual violence that made Bond an icon—and made sensitive readers wince. From brittle gender politics to villains with suspiciously foreign names, this 2012 reprint keeps all the original charm (and outdated attitudes) intact. Whether you’re a die-hard 007 fan or just enjoy paperbacks that smell like attics and regret, Dr No is a spy thriller you’ll probably finish in a single afternoon—then question your life choices. Crappy Old Books: For readers who know better... but don’t care. As new. Appears to have been connected with the cheltenham Festivals Big Read and has a sticker relating to that inside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3256/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dr-no-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099576921 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3255 Swimming Instruction by The Amateur Swimming Association Swimming Instruction (1963) – The Amateur Swimming Association Published by Educational Productions Ltd | Sold by Crappy Old Books Take a deep breath and dive into this delightfully dated relic from the golden age of British swimming education. Swimming Instruction (1963) is the official guide from The Amateur Swimming Association—a no-nonsense, whistle-in-mouth manual from an era when trunks were woolly, pools were chilly, and discipline was everything. With its charmingly stiff diagrams, clipped prose, and an almost heroic belief in the power of a good breaststroke, this book offers a fascinating glimpse into mid-century aquatic pedagogy. Whether you’re looking to improve your strokes or just enjoy the nostalgia of laminated drills and whistle protocols, this is the perfect addition to any shelf of retro educational oddities. Lovingly unearthed by Crappy Old Books—because some manuals age like fine chlorine. Very good condition, small 1cm tear to dust cover at bottom spine, but barely noticeable. Hardback, like a Lady Bird book. 134 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3255/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/swimming-instruction-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Educational Productions Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3254 The Floating Brothel by Sian Rees The Floating Brothel Sian Rees (2001, Headline Books) Sold by Crappy Old Books Set sail on one of history’s most unlikely voyages—The Floating Brothel tells the remarkable true story of the female convicts who were transported to Australia aboard the Lady Juliana in 1789. With wit, compassion, and meticulous research, Sian Rees unearths the personal tales of the women society discarded, following their journey from the prisons of London to the strange new world of New South Wales. Far from being a straightforward tale of punishment, this gripping narrative reveals a ship teeming with unexpected resilience, survival, and scandal. Branded “a floating brothel” by contemporaries, the Lady Juliana carried not just criminals, but women who would shape the future of a fledgling colony. For fans of social history with a sharp edge and a taste for maritime misadventure, The Floating Brothel is a raw, riveting voyage into the past. Condition: Slightly dog-eared, smells faintly of port and revolution. Available now from Crappy Old Books—because some stories never belong on a Kindle. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3254/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-floating-brothel-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline Books 0000000189194 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3253 The Secret Of How To Win Freedom From Clutter by Don Aslett The Secret Of How To Win Freedom From Clutter (1984) by Don Aslett Published by The Leisure Circle — Sold by Crappy Old Books Buried under a mountain of junk mail, knick-knacks, and forgotten "might-need-this-one-day" clutter? Don Aslett’s no-nonsense classic The Secret Of How To Win Freedom From Clutter is your witty, wise, and wonderfully ruthless guide to reclaiming your space—and your sanity. In this cult favorite from the king of clean, Aslett doesn’t just encourage you to tidy up—he challenges you to wage war on your clutter with humor, honesty, and a broom in hand. With practical tips, motivational nudges, and the occasional kick in the pants, this book shows how to ditch the junk, streamline your life, and make room for what really matters. Now rediscovered by Crappy Old Books, this delightfully dated yet eerily relevant gem is perfect for anyone ready to stop organizing clutter—and start eliminating it. Warning: may cause sudden urges to purge your garage, attack your attic, and rethink your relationship with old yogurt containers. Crappy, but classic. Musty, but motivational. Freedom is just a bookshelf away. Like new condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3253/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/freedom-from-clutter-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Leisure Circle no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3252 The Further Letters Of Henry Root by Henry Root The Further Letters of Henry Root (1981) By Henry Root (Futura) As sold by Crappy Old Books Back by no one’s demand but his own, Henry Root—the nation’s most gloriously ill-informed and outrageously outspoken letter-writer—returns in this second collection of unsolicited correspondence and bewildered replies. With his trusty pen, Henry bombards celebrities, politicians, broadcasters, and the occasional startled civil servant with his unique blend of misplaced patriotism, seafood obsession, and baffling sincerity. Whether he’s proposing radical reforms, offering improbable investments, or simply sharing his views on the state of the nation (and the finer points of smoked haddock), Henry Root never fails to entertain—or offend. Collected in this volume are more of his wonderfully absurd missives and the often hilariously deadpan replies from those too polite (or too confused) to ignore him. Published by Futura in 1981 and now proudly flogged by Crappy Old Books—because some paperbacks deserve a second chance. Slightly yellowed, mildly dog-eared, and utterly essential for lovers of British satire, passive-aggressive correspondence, and comic genius gone rogue. Warning: May contain strong opinions, outdated stationery, and traces of kipper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3252/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/henry-root-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708821060 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3251 Industrial Electronics by CW Eggleton Industrial Electronics (1971) by C.W. Eggleston – Teach Yourself Books As sold by Crappy Old Books Crank up the cathode ray and strap in for a trip back to the golden age of transistors, thermionic valves, and timing circuits with Industrial Electronics by C.W. Eggleston. Originally published in 1971 as part of the classic Teach Yourself series, this no-nonsense manual is the perfect companion for hobbyists, tinkerers, and nostalgic engineers who remember when "digital" still meant flipping switches manually. Eggleston takes you on a hands-on journey through the fundamentals of industrial electronics—covering everything from relays and rectifiers to thyristors and control systems—all with the clarity and practicality you’d expect from an era when health and safety came second to getting the job done with a soldering iron and sheer willpower. Whether you’re a curious collector, a vintage tech enthusiast, or just someone who enjoys the smell of old paper and the hum of a half-century-old circuit, Industrial Electronics is a beautifully outdated but bizarrely charming dive into the electromechanical heart of 20th-century industry. Warning: Contains outdated diagrams, yellowing pages, and the occasional whiff of asbestos. Proudly stocked by Crappy Old Books – where the manuals are obsolete, but the nostalgia is live. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3251/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/industrial-electronics-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Teach Yourself Books 9780340059166 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3250 Wines and Sprits by LW Marrison Wines and Spirits (1963) by L.W. Marrison — Penguin Handbook As sold by Crappy Old Books Crack open a bottle of mid-century charm with Wines and Spirits by L.W. Marrison, the no-nonsense Penguin Handbook from 1963 that serves up a vintage blend of knowledge, curiosity, and unapologetic Britishness. This compact guide decants the essentials of winemaking, distillation, and booze lore with the earnest authority only a ’60s paperback can muster. Expect black-and-white diagrams, confident generalisations, and an unshakeable belief that sherry has a place at every table. Whether you’re a budding sommelier or just in it for the retro vibes, Marrison’s tidy little tome is as educational as it is delightfully outdated. Sold by Crappy Old Books — where every slightly musty page tells a story (and might smell faintly of brandy). Cheers! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3250/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wines-and-spirits-jun-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pengiun Handbook no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3249 Electronic Computers by SH Hollingdale and GC Tootill Electronic Computers (1967) – S.H. Hollingdale & G.C. Tootill Pelican Original – proudly offered by Crappy Old Books Step back into the whirring, blinking dawn of the computer age with Electronic Computers, the classic 1967 guide that bravely tackled the mysteries of mainframes before most people knew what a byte was. Written by mathematician S.H. Hollingdale and computing pioneer G.C. Tootill, this Pelican Original is a charmingly earnest attempt to explain how room-sized machines full of valves, wires, and punched cards were going to change the world — and, to be fair, they weren’t wrong. Expect clear diagrams, optimistic predictions, and that heady blend of Cold War curiosity and post-war progress that only a ‘60s tech manual can deliver. Perfect for retro tech geeks, time-travelling programmers, or anyone who thinks a 4K monitor is overrated when you’ve got a cathode-ray oscilloscope. Now slightly foxed, possibly musty, but undeniably fascinating — another gem from Crappy Old Books, where the future is stuck in 1967. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3249/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/electronic-computers-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3248 Questions and Answers On Contracts by Jeremy R Sayers In a world where contracts are but the mere scribblings of hopeful intentions and bureaucratic balderdash, we find Jeremy R Sayers standing valiantly at the crossroads of legalese and enlightenment in his 1964 opus, *Questions and Answers On Contracts*. This tome, published by the esteemed Sweet and Maxwell, is not merely a collection of queries and their corresponding legal gobbledygook, but a charmingly labyrinthine journey into the minds of those who dare to tackle the arcane art of contract law. Buckle up, dear reader, for the ride may be bumpy, but it’s bound to be in good fun! Imagine, if you will, a faded time when the ink was fresh, the typewriter clacked like a caffeinated woodpecker, and lawyers still believed in the sanctity of the handshake. Sayers presents a litany of questions that are not only designed to tickle the grey matter but also to provoke that delightful blend of confusion and enlightenment that can only arise from pondering your own contractual obligations. Why sign on the dotted line when you could spend an afternoon grappling with the meaning of “consideration”? Questions such as “What happens if I breach a contract while trying to understand it?” and “If a contract is signed in a dream, is it legally binding?” tantalisingly dangle before us. With a dry wit that could sprinkle life into the most tedious of legal proceedings, Sayers invites you to ponder everything from the mundane to the utterly bizarre. Who knew that understanding contracts could lead to such existential musings? You might find yourself considering the nature of free will as you question whether or not the fine print truly binds you, or if it merely serves as a reminder that life is far too short to be spent poring over the minutiae of legal jargon. Engaging with this book is like attending a dinner party where everyone insists on discussing the finer points of liability and indemnity. At first, you might grimace, wondering how you ended up in this social conundrum. But as Sayers deftly navigates the sea of questions with a life raft of answers, you’ll discover that, like an unexpected dessert, it can be rather delightful. Revel in the mysteries of performance and non-performance as you contemplate the sheer joy of legal obligations. Delight in the philosophical quandaries of contract law: If a contract falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still exist? Contemplate whether your life choices are merely a series of poorly drafted contracts with your own sensibilities. Engage in the Socratic method of “What if?” until you have thoroughly confused yourself and everyone around you. Become the life of the party as you recount Sayers’ outrageous hypothetical scenarios to anyone who will listen (or even to those who won’t). Condition: Good, but that’s not to say it doesn’t have its quirks. This book has seen a few too many cups of Earl Grey and has developed a fondness for the occasional dog-eared page. The cover may show signs of wear, but it still retains a charm reminiscent of a tweed suit that has been worn to one too many legal conventions. Yet, it stands proud on the shelf, beckoning you to take it home and muse over the nature of agreements. As you leaf through the pages, don’t be surprised if you find yourself questioning not just contracts, but the essence of life itself. Is it fair to say that life is just a series of contracts with unpredictable outcomes? Perhaps this book is not just a legal guide but a philosophical treatise that could lead you to ponder your own life’s dealings. So go ahead, embrace the absurdity and the irony of it all, and add *Questions and Answers On Contracts* to your collection. You never know when a profound understanding of contractual obligations might come in handy, or at least provide you with some amusing anecdotes for your next gathering. Available at Crappy Old Books, this quirky little volume is waiting to be your unexpected companion on the journey through the complexities of our legally-obsessed world. Grab it before someone else signs a contract on it—metaphorically speaking, of course! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3248/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/questions-and-answers-on-contracts-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sweet and Maxwell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3246 Noise by Rupert Taylor Noise (1970) by Rupert Taylor – Pelican Original As sold by Crappy Old Books In this long-forgotten gem of 1970s social critique, Rupert Taylor lifts the lid on the modern world’s most persistent pollutant: noise. With wry observation and just the right amount of academic indignation, Noise explores how the constant clatter of traffic, industry, and neighbourly nuisance has shaped not only our soundscape, but our sanity. Originally published as a Pelican Original, Noise dives into the sociological, psychological, and political dimensions of our increasingly noisy lives. Taylor asks: what is silence worth, and why have we allowed it to slip through our fingers? Perfect for fans of obscure cultural commentary and vintage public-awareness polemics, this battered paperback comes pre-loaded with that comforting smell of 20th-century paper decay. Crappy Old Books: Curating yesterday’s frustrations, today. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3246/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/noise-jun-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Original 9780140212334 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3245 The Daily Telegraph Ninth Crossword Puzzle Book by The Daily Telegraph Ah, 1984—a year of monumental cultural shifts, big hair, and a mad dash for crossword supremacy. What better way to document this hallowed time than with "The Daily Telegraph Ninth Crossword Puzzle Book"? Penned by the illustrious Daily Telegraph, a publication once renowned for its rigorous journalism and rigorous puzzling, this volume promises to challenge not just your wits but also your very willingness to endure the slow decline of your sanity one box at a time. As you leaf through the pages, you may find yourself pondering the existential significance of a four-letter word for “fruit” and whether you’ve ever truly lived if you haven’t spent an afternoon wrestling with cryptic clues that require a degree in linguistics and perhaps a sideline in alchemy. This book is not merely a collection of puzzles; it is a portal into a world where knowledge is prized, but only if you can fit it into a grid of black and white squares. This is the intellectual equivalent of CrossFit—do you have the stamina to keep up? Published by Penguin, that bastion of literary excellence, this work comes encased in a cover that exudes an air of the 1980s. You might even catch a whiff of hairspray and optimism as you hold it in your hands. The cover art is a delightful throwback, with a design that screams, “Look at me, I’m so retro I may just come back in fashion—if I haven’t already.” You’ll want to display this on your coffee table, not just to impress your guests but also to spark a debate over who really is the crossword champion of your household. Spoiler alert: it’s probably your 85-year-old aunt who refuses to acknowledge that Google exists. The book promises a medley of crosswords that will simultaneously thrill and perplex you. Each puzzle is crafted with the care of a fine artisan, perhaps while sipping a cup of tea and listening to the sweet sounds of the latest pop sensation—whoever that may have been in 1984. Classic clues abound, featuring everything from obscure British trivia to the kind of definitions that make you wonder if the compiler had perhaps wandered off during a particularly spirited pub quiz. It’s a veritable brain gym session. But beware! This is not merely a leisurely afternoon’s diversion; it’s a commitment. You might find your social life dwindling as you become inexplicably obsessed with deciphering clues that require you to recall the names of every British monarch since the dawn of time. The stakes are high, and the rewards are few, but such is the nature of the crossword connoisseur. As you embark on your puzzling journey, expect to encounter: A smorgasbord of clues ranging from the delightfully mundane to the ridiculously obscure Hours of frosty tension as you debate the merits of various four-letter words for “small” A sense of satisfaction that may or may not be worth the mental strain Frequent interruptions from friends and family who simply don’t understand the true art of crosswords The occasional urge to tear the book in half when the answers elude you Condition: In good condition, despite the emotional turmoil it has likely caused previous owners. This book has been lovingly passed around, bearing the marks of an era when a good crossword puzzle was the height of entertainment—no smartphones, no instant gratification, just pure, unadulterated brain torture. Its pages may be slightly yellowed, and the spine exhibits the kind of wear that tells a story of late nights spent wrestling with clues that made one question life choices. But isn’t that part of the charm? So why not take a chance? Embrace the challenge and add “The Daily Telegraph Ninth Crossword Puzzle Book” to your collection. Who knows? You might just discover that the secret to life is hidden in a five-letter word for “something that keeps you up at night”—or at least, you might find a new way to procrastinate your responsibilities. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirky and the curious, one puzzling page at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3245/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/daily-telegraph-ninth-crossword-puzzle-book-jun-2025.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140017441 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3244 Another Weird Year 2 by Huw Davies In the grand tradition of literary oddities, Huw Davies’ "Another Weird Year 2" emerges from the fog of 2003 like a startled hedgehog, simultaneously charming and slightly confused. This isn’t just a book; it’s a time capsule of eccentricity and bewilderment, a veritable scrapbook of the absurd that somehow found its way from the author’s mind into the hands of an unsuspecting public. If you ever wondered how a year could be defined by its peculiarities without once mentioning the weather, then this is the tome that will tickle your fancy and perhaps prompt you to question your very existence. Davies, presumably armed with nothing more than a typewriter and a strong cup of tea, sets forth on a whimsical journey through the oddities that characterized the year of our Lord 2003. This was the year when reality television truly began to dominate our screens, and the concept of ’normal’ was as elusive as a polite conversation at a family gathering. In a style that could best be described as playful yet slightly unhinged, Davies takes us through a kaleidoscopic lens of events, musings, and the occasional introspective rant that may or may not involve his pet gerbil. In "Another Weird Year 2," you will uncover a feast of peculiar subplots, some of which may or may not have anything to do with the titular year. From bizarre fashion choices that haunt our collective memories to the inexplicable obsession with reality television, Huw Davies manages to weave together snippets of culture and chaos, leaving readers wondering if they should laugh, cry, or simply take a long nap. It’s the kind of book that makes you want to call your friend and read aloud the most absurd passages, while also feeling an inexplicable urge to check your calendar—just to ensure you are, in fact, in 2023 and not inadvertently caught in a time loop. As you meander through the pages, expect to encounter a veritable smorgasbord of topics, such as: The rise of obscure internet trends that even your hipster cousin has forgotten. Unintentional social commentary that makes you question if it’s too late to change your life choices. Observations on the peculiarities of British cuisine, including the ever-mysterious ‘jellied eels’ phenomenon. Philosophical musings about the significance of a year devoid of coherent logic. A suitably surreal take on the nation’s obsession with DIY home improvements that often lead to catastrophic results. Condition: Good, which is to say that this book has survived the test of time with only a few creases and dog-eared pages that whisper stories of late-night readings and puzzled faces. The cover may show signs of age, perhaps resembling a family portrait desperately trying to maintain its dignity after decades of neglect. The spine crackles with the wisdom of many readings, while the pages retain the faintest scent of nostalgia mixed with a hint of damp cellar—perfect for the discerning reader with a taste for the eccentric. This book is a delightful reminder that life is often stranger than fiction, and that the everyday can be peppered with moments of utter weirdness. Huw Davies captures this essence with a deftness that leaves one wondering why more people haven’t picked up this charming artifact. Perhaps it’s the title that confuses; after all, who would want to read about a “weird year” when they could simply turn on the news? So, whether you’re an avid collector of peculiar literature or merely looking to add a dash of absurdity to your coffee table, "Another Weird Year 2" is here to ensure that your reading experience is as uniquely off-kilter as its author intended. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to relish in the delightful weirdness that Huw Davies so expertly encapsulates! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3244/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/another-weird-year-2-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ebury Press 9780091889036 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3242 Beginners Guide To Stamp Collecting by Colin Narbeth Beginners Guide To Stamp Collecting (1968) – Colin Narbeth Published by Lutterworth Press – Available from Crappy Old Books Step into the wonderfully obsessive world of philately with Beginners Guide To Stamp Collecting (1968) by Colin Narbeth – a charming relic from a time when collecting stamps was both a noble pastime and a ticket to learning about the world. Published by Lutterworth Press, this classic guide is packed with practical advice, vintage illustrations, and mid-century enthusiasm. Whether you’re nostalgic for the days of hinged albums and perforation gauges, or just want to understand why Uncle Ted kept stamps in the biscuit tin, this book offers a gentle, informed introduction to the hobby. From identifying watermarks to spotting forgeries, Narbeth covers it all with the calm authority of someone who’s spent too long squinting through a magnifying glass. Sold as-is by Crappy Old Books – expect yellowed pages, possibly a handwritten name inside the front cover, and maybe even a forgotten stamp tucked between chapters. Ideal for beginners, nostalgics, and book lovers who prefer their guides with a whiff of dust and history. Crappy Old Books – because some things are too delightfully outdated to throw away. Contains a reciept for when it was bought from the Spastics Society shop in Kilburn on 3 August 1993 at 2.47pm. Hardback with good dust jacket. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3242/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beginners-guide-to-stamp-collecting-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lutterworth Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3241 Look After Your Antiques by John FitzMaurice Mills Step right up, dear reader, and prepare to embark on an adventure through time, space, and perhaps a very peculiar attic or two with John FitzMaurice Mills’ illustrious work, “Look After Your Antiques.” Published in 1980 by Ebury Press—back when shoulder pads were so large they required their own postal code—this charming tome promises to reveal the secrets of preserving those treasured relics that have somehow escaped the clutches of the recycling bin. Imagine if you will: a world where your grandmother’s delicate porcelain figurines are not simply dust collectors but rather portals to the past, each with a history that could put James Bond’s escapades to shame. This book is quite possibly the only surviving manual on how to care for your antiques without the assistance of a trained archaeologist, a priest, or a small army of dedicated museum curators. Who needs the British Museum when you have Mills’ sage advice at your fingertips? With chapters that may or may not include topics like “How to Gently Coax a Tea Set Back to Life” and “The Art of Not Crying Over Spilled Ink on Your Original Victorian Diary,” Mills offers guidance that’s both practical and delightfully eccentric. Would you like to know why your grandmother’s prized locket is suddenly out of style? Spoiler: it probably involves a family feud, a scandalous affair, or an unfortunate incident with a particularly nosy cat. Mills captures the chaotic spirit of antiquity with an ironic twist that makes you wonder if he might have been channeling the spirits of the antiques themselves. Readers may find themselves pondering the very nature of time as they thumb through pages filled with inexplicable illustrations of mysterious tools that look suspiciously like medieval torture devices but are, in fact, essential for antique care. Mills had a knack for blending humor with history, making “Look After Your Antiques” as amusing as it is informative. Just be careful not to take any of his suggestions literally—we’re not sure if the antique world is ready for a revival of the “Antique Spa Day” he seems to advocate. But wait! There’s more! Not only does this book serve as a guide to preserving your priceless heirlooms, but it doubles as a thrilling game of ‘Spot the Mistake.’ Readers can delight in the occasional editorial mishap, awkward sentence structure, and the inexplicable scent of aged paper that wafts through the pages. It’s like a scavenger hunt for literary enthusiasts who also happen to enjoy a good laugh. Treasure hunting has never been so entertaining! This book might just encourage you to rummage through that dusty corner of your house where your own antiques reside. After all, who wouldn’t want to learn how to treat a 19th-century writing desk like it’s still the belle of the ball? You might just find yourself speaking to it as if it were an old friend—or perhaps your new therapist. It’s all part of the charm of Mills’ work. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books typically means that it possesses a certain je ne sais quoi that only years of being lovingly thumbed through can provide. Expect minor wear, a few dog-eared pages, and the occasional note from some previous owner contemplating the meaning of life—or at least the meaning of their peculiar antique. Just remember, the book is older than most of its current readers, so treat it with the respect it deserves! So, if you find yourself curious about the lineage of your grandmother’s tea set or are pondering whether to invest in that enigmatic-looking painting at a car boot sale, then pick up “Look After Your Antiques.” It may just be the quirky compendium of wisdom you never knew you needed, and it’s available at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eclectic than the collection is the sense of humor behind it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3241/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/look-after-your-antiques-jun-2025.jpg 0.99 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ebury Press 9780852231791 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3238 Veteran and Edwardian Motor Cars by David Scott-Moncrieff Ah, the world of Veteran and Edwardian Motor Cars, where the clatter of brass and the smell of oil waft through the air like the ethereal echoes of a time before roads were filled with the disconcerting sound of modern-day traffic. In this splendid 1955 tome penned by the illustrious David Scott-Moncrieff, you are invited to embark on a most peculiar journey, one that may leave you wondering why we don’t all have to wind our cars up like a Victorian toy at the start of every journey. What a thrill! Picture yourself, dear reader, perched on a leather seat that has probably seen more layers of dust than a forgotten attic, as you flip through the pages of this book, which is practically a love letter to the age when automobiles were more akin to temperamental pets than mechanical marvels. This book is a veritable catalog of the quirks and eccentricities that defined a time when cars were more about character than efficiency. Here, you will learn the art of coaxing a reluctant engine back to life, a task that may require more finesse than a modern-day surgeon attempting to mend a broken heart! Scott-Moncrieff expertly captures the charm of motor cars that looked like they belonged in a museum rather than on the road. With each page turn, one cannot help but marvel at these magnificent machines that are as likely to break down in a puff of steam as they are to start with a hearty roar. You’ll be introduced to the dazzling world of Edwardian engineering—a concept that might have greatly benefitted from a few more safety regulations but at least offered a thrilling ride through the open countryside! What makes this book particularly delightful are the moments where Scott-Moncrieff waxes lyrical about the social etiquette of the era, which, let’s face it, involved more bowler hats and less seat belts. You’ll discover how the upper crust would flaunt their wealth not just through their carriages but in their ability to fix a flat tire with a flourish befitting the most accomplished of gentlemen. In fact, your driving skills must have been as refined as your choice of monocle. Who knew motoring could be a status symbol that required both social grace and a toolkit? And let us not forget the stunning illustrations that accompany Scott-Moncrieff’s prose. These images are a visual feast for the eyes, resembling a blend of art deco and a dash of sepia-toned nostalgia. Each car is presented in such intricate detail that you may find yourself forming emotional attachments to vehicles that you have never even ridden in. “Ah, the 1904 Waltham Limo, you glorious hunk of metal! How I wish I could have been your driver!” While the book is undoubtedly a treasure trove of historical significance, one must approach it with a sense of whimsy, for the pages have absorbed decades of charm, and perhaps, a few crumbs from long-lost tea parties. The odd yellowing, the slight mustiness of age—these are but the book’s battle scars, adding character to its already flamboyant personality. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books means it has lived a full life, likely passed from hand to hand like a secret society of automotive enthusiasts. You may stumble upon a few dog-eared pages, perhaps a handwritten note on the back cover that reads, “Never trust a car without a name,” a piece of wisdom we can all take to heart. The spine may have just a whisper of creaking, reminiscent of an old gentleman clearing his throat before sharing a scandalous tale of misadventure. So, if you have ever yearned for a glimpse into the dapper world of Edwardian motoring—complete with the pomp and circumstance that only a bygone era could muster—this book is your portal. As you prepare to navigate this world of brass fittings and cumbersome gear shifts, remember that your journey begins at Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story, and every book has a little bit of sass and a lot of character. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3238/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/veteran-and-edwardian-motor-cars-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3236 The Dream Sellers by Ruth Hamilton In a world where the art of dreaming has been exiled to the realm of the absurd, we meet a handful of renegades in Ruth Hamilton’s 1998 masterpiece, "The Dream Sellers." Set against the backdrop of a particularly dreary Tuesday in the British suburbs, this novel invites readers to consider what it truly means to sell—or perhaps, to buy—dreams. Spoiler alert: it’s not as glamorous as it sounds, especially when your clientele consists of disgruntled office workers and elderly cat ladies with a penchant for existential crises. The narrative unfolds like a poorly aimed paper airplane: it wobbles, it flaps, it hovers uncertainly, and yet somehow, it manages to reach the most unexpected destinations. The Dream Sellers, those intrepid purveyors of nocturnal whimsy, face a startling conundrum: how do you market something as intangible as a dream to a population that seems more interested in finding the best deals on discounted biscuits? The answer, as Hamilton deftly illustrates, is a cocktail of sheer desperation and whimsy. Just don’t expect a happy ending—there’s far too much irony in the air for that. As the pages turn, you’ll be introduced to a motley crew of sellers, each with their own idiosyncratic backstory, which makes you question whether they’re selling dreams or merely peddling the remnants of their own dashed hopes. With characters whose quirks are rivaled only by their questionable decision-making skills, Hamilton weaves intricate connections that leave readers wondering if they’re witnessing a desperate struggle for dreams or a collective societal meltdown over a shortage of quality naps. An elderly gentleman who believes that his dreams are actually coded messages from extraterrestrial beings. A single mother who is convinced that her children’s dreams are the key to solving the national debt. A disillusioned office worker who attempts to sell his dreams on eBay, only to be outbid by a cat. A conspiracy theorist who claims he’s been selling dreams since the dawn of time, and has the paperwork to prove it. A local baker who infuses her pastries with “dream essence,” which is probably just sugar and a hint of delusion. The prose is rich with Hamilton’s signature blend of dry wit and keen observation, making the reader question not only the nature of dreams but also the very fabric of reality. What is a dream, anyway? Is it merely a narrative spun from the detritus of our daily lives, or is it something more profound? Perhaps it’s just a convenient excuse for not getting out of bed on a Monday morning. Condition: Good. That’s right, the sort of “good” that implies more than just a lack of physical damage. It’s a book that carries the weight of its years, filled with the musings of previous owners who may have contemplated the meaning of life while sipping lukewarm tea and staring at the wall. Expect yellowing pages, a tinge of nostalgia, and maybe a few faint pencil marks that hint at the existential crises of past readers. A few notes in the margins proclaiming, “Is this what I really want from my life?” add a delightful layer of irony. In this quirky exploration, Hamilton invites us to rethink the way we approach our own dreams—or lack thereof. Perhaps we should be less concerned about achieving lofty aspirations and more focused on the hilarity of the human condition as we stumble through life like a bunch of dream peddlers in a world that seems bent on practicality. So if you’re in the market for a book that challenges your perceptions and offers a liberal dose of absurdity, look no further than "The Dream Sellers." Available at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the wonderfully weird and whimsically worn, this delightful title is ready to find a new home. Grab it before it dreams away into obscurity! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3236/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dream-sellers-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552145664 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3233 Hitler and Germany by BJ Elliott Hitler and Germany (1895) by B.J. Elliott – Longman Edition Available now at Crappy Old Books Dust off your trench coat and step into the smoke-filled seminar rooms of mid-20th century historiography with B.J. Elliott’s Hitler and Germany (1895). Published by Longman and aimed at students and history buffs alike, this classic volume slices through the fog of war to trace Germany’s turbulent path from the Wilhelmine era through to the rise of Adolf Hitler. Far from sensationalist, Elliott’s measured and academically rigorous approach helps readers understand the socio-political forces that gave rise to Nazism – with clear prose, accessible analysis, and the kind of dog-eared wisdom only found in well-thumbed paperbacks like this one. Sure, the cover’s got a coffee ring, and someone underlined “Treaty of Versailles” like it was the name of their ex – but that’s just part of the charm here at Crappy Old Books. This isn’t a book to display. It’s a book to read. Perfect for students, armchair historians, or anyone wondering how 1895 has anything to do with what came later. Spoiler: quite a lot. Condition: Pre-loved, academically blessed, with a few pencilled notes (possibly insightful) Shipping: Creaks when packed – like all good history books should Grab it before someone revises history without it. Contains a reciept dated 25 October 2000, suggesting that this book was bought in the Gayton Road Oxfam shop in Hampstead at 11.44am. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3233/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hitler-and-germany-jun-2025.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582204256 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3232 Mediterranean Blue by Sisley Huddleston Ah, “Mediterranean Blue,” a title that tantalizes the imagination and evokes visions of azure seas and sun-drenched days—yet, with a name like that, one can’t help but wonder if the author, Sisley Huddleston, was perhaps feeling a bit too much like the sky and too little like the land. Published in the post-war optimism of 1948 by the ever-so-daring Evans Brothers, this tome might not transport you to sunlit shores but rather to the rather muddled and often damp back alleys of literary interpretation. Huddleston, whose name suggests a gentleman who might be equally at ease discussing the nuances of mid-century avant-garde art as he is sipping a lukewarm cuppa, appears to have crafted a work rich in irony. As you delve into these pages, you’ll find that Mediterranean Blue is likely not about the radiant beauty of the Mediterranean, but rather a sardonic commentary on the blueness of existence, the kind of blue that makes one ponder life while wearing a slightly tattered cardigan in a drafty room. Prepare yourself for existential musings that might leave you wondering if you’ve stumbled into a seaside café or a philosophy seminar gone awry, complete with unpredictable plot twists akin to a rogue wave crashing into a timid beachgoer. One might suspect that the title was chosen on a particularly cheerful day, only for the narrative to unfold like a damp beach towel left too long in a peculiar corner of the garden shed. Readers might find themselves grappling with cerebral conundrums rather than enjoying a light-hearted romp through sun-kissed locales. This is not a novel that seeks to whisk you away; rather, it insists that you sit down, have a good think, and ponder your life choices while the sun slowly sets into a rather uninspiring horizon. Of course, what would a literary classic be without its peculiar cast of characters? Expect to encounter a series of individuals who may or may not be figments of Huddleston’s overactive imagination. They meander through the narrative like wayward tourists, some charmingly eccentric and others as insufferable as a seagull squawking for scraps. Just when you think you’ve got the hang of their quirks, they’ll likely pivot into a monologue about the meaning of silence, leaving you wondering if you inadvertently picked up a philosophy text instead of a novel. But fret not, dear reader! For those who appreciate an occasional detour into the absurd, this book may just be your cup of tea—albeit a slightly oversteeped one. The wit is drier than a desert, and the humor is as subtle as a three-legged goat in a ballet. As you navigate through Huddleston’s enchanting prose, you may find yourself chuckling in disbelief or nodding in reluctant agreement with the world’s inherent ridiculousness. Condition: This copy of “Mediterranean Blue” is in good condition, which is to say it has withstood the test of time remarkably well, much like that vintage chair your grandmother insists is a family heirloom. The cover bears the slight creases of time and a few dog-eared pages that whisper tales of eager readers from a bygone age. Its spine, while not yet cracked enough to betray its secrets, does have that charmingly lived-in feel that suggests it has been passed around in various circles of bookish folk, each of whom has left their own silent mark. So, if you’re in need of a book that is part philosophical pondering and part sardonic travelogue—minus the actual travel—“Mediterranean Blue” might just be the curious companion you didn’t know you needed. Perfect for those moody afternoons when you want to sip tea while contemplating life’s greatest absurdities, it is a reminder that even the most tranquil of seas can harbor turbulent depths. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate literature’s quirkiest and most ironic offerings, one slightly worn tome at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3232/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mediterranean-blue-jun-2025.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Evans Brothers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3231 Coins Of England by Seaby Coins of England (1978) by Seaby – Crappy Old Books Step into the world of hammered pennies, noble groats, and ancient shillings with Coins of England (1978) by Seaby – the go-to guide for numismatists with a taste for history and a tolerance for slightly musty pages. This classic catalogue from the golden age of coin collecting covers the full span of English coinage up to the 1970s, complete with black-and-white plates, no-nonsense descriptions, and the kind of scholarly tone that makes you feel clever just owning it. Yes, it’s 1978. Yes, the spine may creak and the corners might be curled. But at Crappy Old Books, we believe in giving battered brilliance a second life. Whether you’re pricing your hoard or just want something retro to sit next to your magnifying glass, this dog-eared gem delivers. Dusty? Probably. Brilliant? Definitely. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3231/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/coins-of-england-jun-2021.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Seaby 9780900652431 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3230 Facts From Figures by NJ Moroney Facts From Figures (1978) by N.J. Moroney – Pelican Paperback Sold by Crappy Old Books Craving a crash course in statistics that feels like it’s been unearthed from a maths teacher’s bottom drawer? Look no further. N.J. Moroney’s Facts From Figures (1978 edition) is a gloriously outdated yet weirdly charming guide to understanding numbers, graphs, probabilities, and all things statistical—written in plain English, before statistics got too cool or too complex. Published by Pelican, this battered classic is packed with quirky examples, hand-drawn charts, and the sort of earnest clarity you just don’t find anymore. It’s part math textbook, part time capsule, and 100% retro educational goodness. Our copy? Slightly yellowed, possibly dog-eared, but all pages intact and ready to be loved by another reluctant data nerd or vintage book hoarder. Buy it before someone else decides they desperately need a 1970s explanation of mean, mode, and median. Very good condition, hardly read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3230/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/facts-from-figures-jun-2025.jpg 10.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican 9780140202366 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3229 The Life Of Oscar Wilde by Hesketh Pearson The Life of Oscar Wilde (1960) – Hesketh Pearson (Penguin Biography) Sold by Crappy Old Books Here’s a Penguin paperback that’s been around the block — much like its subject. The Life of Oscar Wilde by Hesketh Pearson is a lively, warts-and-all biography of the brilliant, scandalous, and tragically misunderstood Victorian wordsmith. First published mid-20th century and long before Wilde was comfortably mainstream, Pearson’s take is sharp, gossipy, and oddly affectionate — a perfect match for Wilde’s own razor wit. This particular copy is a 1960 edition from Penguin’s venerable Biography series, so expect yellowed pages, a cracked spine, and a faint whiff of lost time — just how we like them. Ideal for Wilde fans, biography collectors, or anyone who enjoys the sound of a once-banned author rolling in his grave. Condition: Crappy-ish, but readable. Probably annotated by a former lit student who didn’t get the irony. Includes photographs. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3229/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-life-of-oscar-wilde-jun-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Biography no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3226 Chairs In Colour by Lanto Synge Chairs In Colour (1978) – Lanto Synge Published by Blandford Press Available now from Crappy Old Books A gloriously dated celebration of furniture and photography, Chairs In Colour by Lanto Synge is exactly what it says on the tin – a vibrant journey through chairs of all kinds, lovingly documented in full 1970s colour. Whether you’re a collector, a vintage design enthusiast, or just strangely fond of elaborately captioned armchairs, this book delivers. First published in 1978, this hardback edition offers a rich visual survey of historical chairs – from ornate Georgian to stark Victorian – with commentary that’s as informative as it is oddly specific. The author, then a leading authority at Sotheby’s, knew his legs from his stretchers. Our copy? Gently used, with the usual battle scars: some wear to the dust jacket, a faint smell of a house with too many cats, but all pages intact and every colour chair accounted for. Because at Crappy Old Books, we believe even your reading material should come with a patina. Has been wrapped in protective plastic outer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3226/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chairs-in-colour0jun-2025.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press 9780713708288 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3225 Scotland - An Archaeological Guide by Euan W Mackie Scotland: An Archaeological Guide (1975) by Euan W. Mackie — Crappy Old Books Step back through the misty glens of time with Scotland: An Archaeological Guide (1975) by Euan W. Mackie, a classic gem from the golden age of field archaeology. Published by Faber and Faber, this well-thumbed yet indomitably sturdy paperback is your no-nonsense passport to stone circles, brochs, burial cairns, and crumbling castles across Scotland’s ancient landscapes. Written by renowned archaeologist Euan W. Mackie, the guide blends scholarly insight with practical directions — perfect for wind-blown wanderers, armchair historians, and anyone who likes their history moss-covered and mysterious. Whether you’re tracking down Neolithic tombs on Orkney or puzzling over Pictish stones in Aberdeenshire, Mackie’s authoritative but accessible tone leads the way. As always, this copy is brought to you by Crappy Old Books — where the pages are slightly yellowed, the covers a bit bent, but the stories (and footnotes) still sing. A must-have for any lover of ancient Scotland, retro guidebooks, or gloriously outdated site maps. Condition: Crappy, obviously — but complete. May include charming pencil notes from a previous owner who fancied themselves the next Indiana Jones. Ex-library book, withdrawn, but in good condition with good dust cover. Has a very slight warp, but hardly noticable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3225/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scotland-an-archaeological-guide-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571098712 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3222 Petals On The Wind by Virginia Andrews Ah, "Petals On The Wind," the profound sequel to the gripping "Flowers In The Attic," where Virginia Andrews elegantly navigates the murky waters of family dysfunction, betrayal, and the ever-looming spectre of mental instability. Released in 1984 by the ever-reliable Fontana, this literary masterpiece is like that one distant relative you’re forced to invite to family reunions: intriguing, often unsettling, and always the centre of attention for all the wrong reasons. Set in a world where delicate petals inexplicably flutter, and winds of fate blow ominously, this book lures you into its spiral of gothic melodrama with the grace of a drunk swan on a pond. Readers are bound to find themselves grappling with the intricacies of human emotions, not unlike trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. Will the characters rise like those petals in the wind or plummet into the depths of despair? Well, you’ll just have to read it, won’t you? Or you could just catch up on your laundry—your choice. Andrews’ work has often been described as if Shakespeare were reborn in a soap opera writers’ room, weaving tragic tales draped in floral symbolism. One might even speculate that the author had an intense and slightly unhealthy obsession with the concept of wind, as it seems to serve as a metaphor for everything from rising tensions to love and betrayal. In a way, it’s like she’s saying, "The wind is unpredictable, much like your Aunt Edna after three glasses of sherry." Yes, this is the kind of literary prowess that sends chills down your spine and leaves you questioning your life choices. The novel’s characters seem to have been plucked from the pages of a particularly twisted family tree, which may or may not have roots in a particularly overdramatic soap opera. Expect to see familiar faces from the first installment, but this time they’re back with additional layers of angst and existential crises. Indeed, when it comes to character development, Andrews doesn’t shy away from the dark corners of the human experience, leaving readers to wonder if they should be rooting for the protagonists or preparing for a collective panic attack. Spoiler alert: it’s often a bit of both. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, or perhaps even muttering, “What on Earth have I just read?” This book is a splendid reminder that not all winds are gentle breezes; some are more akin to an unexpected storm, mercilessly shaking the foundations of your literary expectations. If nothing else, it serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of familial loyalty, or at the very least, the perils of gardening in a family with such a muddled history. As you embark on this whimsical journey through the tangled vines of emotional turmoil, you may begin to wonder if there’s an underlying moral somewhere amidst all the chaos. Is it that one should never trust a family member with a penchant for dramatic monologues? Or that secrets are best kept buried—preferably under several feet of earth and not in the attic? One can only speculate. Andrews’ artful use of metaphor and symbolism offers much to ponder, albeit while occasionally rolling one’s eyes at the sheer audacity of it all. Condition: Good, which is just about perfect if you’re looking for a book that’s been gently used, perhaps once cradled in the hands of a confused reader lost between the realms of fiction and reality. No dog ears or coffee stains, but it might just have a whiff of existential dread lingering in the pages. Perfect for those quiet evenings when you need something to both amuse and bewilder you. So, if you’re in the market for a book that dances on the line between gothic horror and familial farce, look no further! "Petals On The Wind" awaits, ready to deliver a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning not only the fate of its characters but also the very nature of your taste in literature. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the delightfully bizarre corners of the literary world. Who knows? You might just find the chaos you never knew you needed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3222/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/petals-on-the-wind-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006161820 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3217 Inns of Sport by Whitbread and Co Ltd Inns of Sport (1949) Whitbread & Co. Ltd · Hardback Raise a pint to Britain’s sporting past with Inns of Sport, a charming 1949 celebration from Whitbread & Co. Ltd that fuses the country’s two greatest obsessions: sport and ale. This illustrated volume meanders through the lanes and byways of England, stopping off at cricket pavilions, racecourses, boxing gyms, and riversides—always finding an atmospheric pub close at hand. More than just a promotional piece, this is a lovingly penned paean to the local, where publicans swap tales of rowing legends and corner-table football punditry is practically a sport in itself. Think village greens and tankards, oars and horse brasses, all wrapped in post-war optimism and the comforting smell of pipe smoke. Our copy at Crappy Old Books may have a splash of age-related foxing (which only adds character), but the spirit of the thing remains: a warm fireside browse for the nostalgist, the pub lover, or the weekend sportsman. Cheers to the days when the final whistle meant one thing—last orders. 54 pages, 7 colour plates and 26 illustrations in black and white. No dustcover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3217/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inns-of-sport-jun-2025.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Whitbread and Co Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3216 English Watercolour Painters by HJ Paris English Watercolour Painters (1945) H.J. Paris · William Collins Sold by Crappy Old Books A post-war gem with pre-war charm, English Watercolour Painters by H.J. Paris is a lovingly penned homage to Britain’s most delicate artistic tradition. With an eye both scholarly and sentimental, Paris guides us through the misty lanes and luminous landscapes of Gainsborough, Turner, Cotman, and the lesser-known but no less brilliant hands who shaped the English watercolour movement. Published in 1945, this volume is part catalogue, part cultural time capsule. Expect sepia-toned reproductions, modest but insightful commentary, and the warm sense that you’re browsing a very elegant drawing room—probably in Bath. Our copy at Crappy Old Books bears the gentle scuffs of long admiration and comes with that distinctive scent of aged paper and civic pride. Ideal for armchair aesthetes, accidental collectors, or anyone who prefers their art with soft edges and a lot of sky. Hardback with good dust cover. 8 colour plates, 21 illustrations in black and white, 48 pages. Quite a think volume. The actual cover of the hardboards is the same as the dust cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3216/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-watercolour-painters-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3215 Biomathematics - An Introduction by David Machin Biomathematics – An Introduction (1976) David Machin · Macmillan Press · Paperback Before algorithms ruled every corner of the biosciences, there was this quietly authoritative classic from statistician David Machin—an entry-level guide to the curious marriage of maths and biology. Published in 1976, Biomathematics – An Introduction is your no-nonsense, slide-rule-era companion through topics like population dynamics, enzyme kinetics, epidemic modelling, and growth curves—all tackled with a level head, clear prose, and a fondness for differential equations. It’s the kind of book that assumes you’ve got a pencil behind your ear and graph paper within reach. Here at Crappy Old Books, our copy may be slightly yellowed, but don’t let that fool you: the maths inside is still crisp, the insights still relevant, and the occasional graph still charmingly hand-drawn. Whether you’re brushing up for nostalgia or just need something sturdy to prop up your laptop and your knowledge of logistic growth models, this one delivers. Because sometimes, the best way to understand modern bioinformatics is to start in 1976. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3215/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/biomathematics-an-introduction-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Press 9780333180808 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3214 Nerve Muscle and Synapse by Bernard Katz In a world where everyone is vying for your attention with the latest brain candy, Bernard Katz boldly dares to take a step back into the realm of science—specifically, the fascinating interplay of nerve, muscle, and synapse. Published in the golden age of 1966, this tome from McGraw Hill is neither a self-help guide for the faint-hearted nor a fluffy read to fluff your pillows. Instead, it serves as an intellectual workout, a sort of CrossFit for your brain that promises to make you sweat, question your life choices, and contemplate the very essence of existence—all from the comfort of your tattered armchair. Good condition, but slightly used/worn and has lines underlined inside to help you find the important parts. As you crack open this book, you might feel as though you’ve been transported back to a time when science was revered and men wore lab coats like they were couture. Katz meticulously deconstructs the electric ballet of our bodily functions, leading readers through the twisted pathways of neurons and the nuanced contractions of muscles. It’s a dance party where the DJ is surely a synapse, spinning records of electrical impulses while the crowd—made up of curious minds and possibly a few sleepy teenagers—is left to wonder if they’ve actually signed up for a physics lecture instead of a party. What does it mean to have ’nerve’? In this context, it’s not just about your uncle’s tendency to loudly comment on your dinner choices. Katz’s explorations challenge you to consider the deeper implications of nerve signals and their role in the grand scheme of human physiology. Delightful illustrations and diagrams line the pages, perhaps to coax those who struggle with words into a blissful state of visual enlightenment. Each page is a treat, not unlike finding a breadcrumb trail leading you into the mysterious forest of biological wonders—assuming you can decipher Katz’s intricate prose, that is. The book doesn’t shy away from dipping its toes into the murky waters of synaptic transmission. It’s a riveting roller coaster ride through chemical synapses, neurotransmitters, and the ever-elusive action potential—an adventure that is both enlightening and, at times, perplexing. You may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about your own body, leading to moments of existential dread that could very well rival those experienced during a particularly taxing exam period. Not to be underestimated, the charm of ’Nerve, Muscle and Synapse’ lies in its charmingly outdated style. The language is reminiscent of bygone lectures where the chalkboard was king, and the eraser was a weapon of mass distraction. It beckons readers with a sense of nostalgia for the days when scientists wore spectacles of thick glass and pondered the meaning of life over cups of what was surely unremarkable tea. If you’re looking to brush up on your biological jargon while simultaneously feeling like a time traveler, then you are in for a treat. Condition: Fair, which in the realm of second-hand books translates to “well-loved and possibly ghosted by a few disgruntled undergrads.” Expect dog-eared pages, perhaps the occasional coffee stain, and the delightful scent of aged paper—a reassuring reminder that knowledge, much like fine cheese, only gets better with age (or at least smellier). This volume has been doggedly pursued by readers who appreciate the quirky charm of a book that looks like it has seen the world, and perhaps even a few regrettable science fairs. So, if you’re ready to embark on an odyssey through the intricacies of your own bodily functions while simultaneously engaging in some light historical nostalgia, then look no further. ’Nerve, Muscle and Synapse’ is waiting for you to add your own mark to its already well-adorned pages. Grab your reading glasses, prepare your mind for some serious twiddling, and get ready to experience the wonders of biological interactivity, as presented by none other than Crappy Old Books. For those who enjoy a touch of irony with their learning, this book serves as an excellent reminder that science is not just for the lab coat-clad elite but for every curious soul willing to plunge headfirst into the fascinating complexities of life. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3214/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nerve-muscle-and-synapse-jun-2025.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McGraw Hill no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3213 Steroid Hormones by DB Gower In a world where the very concept of ’steroids’ usually conjures images of pumped-up athletes and glossy magazine covers flaunting bulging biceps, DB Gower’s 1979 tome "Steroid Hormones" dares to delve into the less glamorous yet equally fascinating realm of biochemistry. Published by Croom Helm, an established name in academic publishing, this book offers a curious exploration of the mechanisms behind those little hormonal messengers that subtly influence everything from mood swings to muscle mass. One might say it’s the educational equivalent of a protein shake—nutritionally dense, if slightly difficult to digest. Contains an envelope and letter inviting a person for an interview at Imperial College of Science and Technology on Tuesday at 2pm, but date and year not detailed, although post stamp suggests 29 April 1983, although the 3 is not very clear, it might be a 1 or something else. Gower, a pioneer in the field, invites you—nay, insists upon you—to unpack the complex world of steroid hormones with an earnestness that could only be likened to a well-meaning professor at a dinner party who has just discovered the joys of molecular biology. Expect to be intrigued, bewildered, and perhaps a tad amused by the author’s earnest tone that oscillates between scholarly seriousness and an almost childlike enthusiasm for the subject matter. Spoiler alert: you won’t find any actual bodybuilding tips here, but you may discover that the secret to enduring those gloomy English winters lies in the interplay of cortisol and adrenaline. If you’re the type who enjoys an intellectual workout, “Steroid Hormones” is like your favourite gym: crowded with arcane knowledge, slightly sweaty, and filled with the lingering scent of long-forgotten experiments. The book presents a formidable challenge for anyone unaccustomed to the intricacies of hormonal pathways, yet somehow manages to be oddly reassuring, as if Gower is whispering, “Don’t worry, it’s just biochemistry—what could possibly go wrong?” But don’t mistake this for a light read. Here’s a brief excerpt from the table of contents to entice you: “Chapter 3: The Enzymatic Conversion of Steroids—A Deep Dive into the Abyss.” Doesn’t it make you want to plunge right in? Or perhaps just dip a toe in and quickly retreat with a good book of poetry instead? Either way, Gower provides enough scientific rigor to satisfy even the most demanding of intellectual appetites, all while keeping the tone just light enough to prevent full-on existential dread. For the avid reader, this book offers a delightful mélange of educational rigour and light-hearted irony. You could even host a reading group, where you discuss the finer points of hormonal interactions over a glass of sherry, all while secretly wishing you had opted for more sensational literature. Imagine the conversations: “Ah yes, but how do testosterone levels affect one’s propensity for wearing socks with sandals?” Now, let’s not gloss over the physical condition of this book—it’s labelled as ’Good,’ which is a delightfully vague term often employed by second-hand booksellers. This means you might find it has a few charmingly dog-eared pages, possibly a coffee ring or two (which adds to its character, really), and a musty smell that speaks of long-forgotten afternoons spent pondering the mysteries of life. If books could talk, this one would probably regale you with stories of late-night study sessions and hasty notes scrawled in the margins, perhaps even lamenting the fact that nobody ever reads it anymore. Charmingly outdated scientific illustrations that evoke nostalgia for the pre-digital age. A margin full of handwritten annotations that might just be incomprehensible genius. Perfect for impressing your friends at parties where the topic of discussion shifts awkwardly toward endocrinology. A rich history tied to the burgeoning field of endocrinology in the late 20th century. Ideal for those who believe that every book should come with a side of irony. So if you’re ready to enrich your collection with a book that’s as much a conversation starter as it is an academic resource, then look no further than DB Gower’s “Steroid Hormones.” Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every crack in the spine tells a story and every slightly faded cover holds the promise of a peculiar adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3213/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/steroid-hormones-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Croom Helm no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3212 The Third Way by Anthony Giddens In a world where the phrase “there must be a better way” is uttered with the fervour usually saved for proclamations of love or the discovery of an unblemished chocolate croissant, Anthony Giddens strides in with his 2006 magnum opus, “The Third Way.” This book is not merely a written piece; it’s an invitation to engage in a delightful tête-à-tête with the complexities of modernity, governance, and the peculiarities of social life, all while you occasionally ponder where you left your keys. As the dawn of the 21st century glimmered awkwardly on the horizon, Giddens proposed a solution to the age-old ideological tug-of-war between capitalism and socialism. What if, he mused while sipping perhaps a rather questionable cup of Earl Grey, there was a middle ground? A “Third Way” that fuses the best bits of both worlds, much like a culinary expert experimenting with blending custard and gravy. Spoiler alert: it didn’t go down well at dinner parties. Hailing from the esteemed Polity press, this volume promises to deliver a vortex of theoretical musings, sprinkled with enough references to make even the sturdiest of academics clutch their pearls. Giddens doesn’t just present ideas; he challenges, provokes, and sometimes leaves you wondering if he’s inadvertently stepped into a realm of postmodern chaos where the only rule is that there are no rules—except for the rules he’s just made up along the way, of course. But wait! Before you throw down your reading glasses in despair or fervently question your life choices up to this point, fear not. Here’s what to expect when you crack open this tome: A labyrinth of sociopolitical theories that may just inspire you to reconsider your local council’s approach to rubbish collection. References to various thinkers that will either elevate your intellectual profile or leave you nodding along with a slightly befuddled expression. Endless footnotes, because why not add a little labyrinthine complexity to your reading experience? Moments of clarity interspersed with dense jargon that could make a dictionary weep. Thought experiments so bold that you might wonder if Giddens secretly moonlights as a magician. As you traverse the pages, you’ll find yourself grappling with concepts that are undoubtedly profound yet somehow feel akin to being caught in a particularly heated debate over how best to prepare baked beans. Giddens’ style is a unique blend of the academic and the conversational, a literary drink that might just be a tad too strong for those unaccustomed to intellectual libations. Condition: Good, which is a charitable way of saying it has endured a life of being passed from one bemused reader to another, each with their own existential questions about the modern world. Expect some dog-eared pages and annotations that may or may not include the musings of a former owner who likely believes they’ve cracked the code of the universe after reading just the introduction. If you’re looking for a book that combines the weight of academic inquiry with the lightness of a half-remembered dream, “The Third Way” may just occupy a curious space on your shelf. It’s one of those books that, like a slightly eccentric relative, will always spark a conversation—or at least a bemused glance. So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of the quirky, the ironic, and the delightfully convoluted, this book is waiting for you, lovingly offered by Crappy Old Books. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the footnotes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3212/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-third-way-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Polity 9780745622675 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3210 Collecting Books by Catherine Porter Gather ‘round, bibliophiles and newfound collectors alike! Here lies a treasure trove of wisdom disguised under the deceptively mundane title of “Collecting Books.” Authored by the illustrious Catherine Porter, this 1995 offering from Millers Collecting Book might just be the self-proclaimed manifesto every bookworm never knew they needed. Or perhaps it’s just a hefty collection of opinions masquerading as facts—who’s to say? In a world where you can find everything from the Great Gatsby to the Great Aunt’s secret recipes, Porter dares to question: what truly constitutes a “collection” versus a “hoard”? Nearly new condition but slighlty warped. Imagine the scene: you, with this book in one hand, a steaming cup of Earl Grey in the other, while the sun sets dramatically outside your window. Ah, the life of a collector! Or is it just the latest episode of “Stuck Inside on a Rainy Day”? This guide promises to elevate your shelf game from “I bought this at a charity shop” to “I have an extensive library where I only allow visitors with impeccable literary pedigree." Don’t fret; it probably won’t actually help, but it will certainly provide hours of amusement as you nod sagely at the sheer audacity of some of its claims. Porter waxes lyrical about the importance of not just collecting books but curating them. As if we all have the luxury of a personal curator. She hints at secret societies of collectors who gather in dimly lit libraries to exchange rare first editions and probably the occasional eye-roll at anyone who dares to crack the spine of a modern paperback. If you’ve ever wondered how to impress your friends with your “vast knowledge” of obscure authors, this book is a veritable goldmine of useless trivia just waiting to be flaunted at your next book club meeting. What can readers expect to glean from these pages? Perhaps some intriguing tips on how to properly dust your collection, or maybe even a guide to spotting first editions. Spoiler alert: it may involve a magnifying glass and an indecipherable set of criteria that only the most dedicated (or obsessed) would ever commit to memory. Fear not, dear reader, if you’re simply aiming to fill your shelves with a kaleidoscope of spines, this book has something for everyone—except maybe those who prefer e-books and think that paper is an outdated concept. In true collector spirit, Porter’s prose is as eclectic as the books she extols. With insights that range from the practical to the utterly arcane, it’s like having a wacky aunt who insists on telling you why every dusty tome in her collection has a story of its own. But let’s be honest, we’re all secretly hunting for that one book with a tale so bizarre it could make a suitable plot for a late-night indie film. Condition: Near Fine. We dare say this book has been lovingly preserved through the years, cradled in the hands of a true aficionado—or perhaps it was simply banished to a bookshelf far away from the world where it could gather just the right amount of dust to appear genuinely vintage. Either way, it’s in a condition that suggests it has survived more than a few “What on earth is this?” moments from casual onlookers. So, if you find yourself yearning to broaden your literary horizons—or just need an excuse to buy yet another book—“Collecting Books” might just be the ticket. At Crappy Old Books, we believe every book has a story, even if that story is just how it ended up on a shelf next to a half-eaten packet of biscuits. Happy collecting! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3210/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collecting-books-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Millers Collecting Book 9781857325430 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3209 English Porcelain by John Cushion Ah, English Porcelain by John Cushion, a title that suggests elegance and refinement while simultaneously evoking the image of your Aunt Mabel’s slightly chipped collection of tea sets. Published in 1974 by Charles Letts, a name that rings with a kind of authoritative charm befitting a 1970s coffee table, this book is the literary equivalent of a well-brewed cuppa—comforting yet potentially alarming if you’re not prepared for the dregs at the bottom. In a world increasingly obsessed with the hurried, the instant, and the disposable, Cushion takes us back to a time when every delicate teacup was a symbol of both social status and the ever-dreaded possibility of a scalding accident. You may wonder, what exactly defines English porcelain? Is it the fine china that graced the tables of the upper crust or the more humble, albeit equally fascinating, ware that served a purpose in the kitchens of ordinary folk? Spoiler alert: it’s both! This book aims to unravel the many layers of this exquisite craftsmanship, as well as the stories of those who dared to create it. Prepare yourself for a journey filled with unexpected revelations about cup handles and glaze techniques that might just transform your understanding of domestic life in England. Does the allure of porcelain extend beyond mere aesthetics? Perhaps it serves as a window into the very soul of British culture—or at least a glimpse into the average Victorian’s fear of chipped plates. Either way, Cushion humorously yet informatively navigates through the winding roads of kiln fires and artisanal whims that characterize this most delicate of crafts. The book is peppered with delightful anecdotes that reveal the passion and peril faced by those in the porcelain trade. Ever heard the tale of the rogue potter who dared to dream of a new glaze that would shock the sensibilities of the day? Or the mysterious figure, shrouded in the fog of history, who allegedly invented the first pink porcelain to win over a lady’s heart? Such riveting tales could easily compete with the latest Netflix drama, but rest assured, they are achingly real. Condition: Good. This book has endured the passage of time with a grace akin to that of the porcelain it describes. There may be the occasional dog-eared page or a smudge that adds just a hint of authenticity—it’s almost as if someone once used it to prop up their wobbly coffee table! But fret not; every imperfection tells a story, much like your Uncle Reginald who still insists on holding court over family gatherings with his tales of yore. Now, if you’re still wondering why English Porcelain should grace your shelf (or perhaps find a place wedged between your growing collection of “How to Live Your Best Life” books), consider this: it serves as a rich repository of historical knowledge while also providing a veritable smorgasbord of eye-rolling trivia. You’ll be the hit of any dinner party when you casually mention the evolution of decorative techniques from the 18th century to modern times, all while holding a teacup that could have been featured in one of the book’s illustrations. So, whether you’re an aficionado of fine tableware or just someone who enjoys the irony of reading about delicate porcelain while snacking on a bag of crisps, English Porcelain promises to satisfy your inner connoisseur. And remember, this fine piece of historical literature can be found at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirks of yesteryear, one slightly dusty cover at a time. Don’t miss your chance to add a touch of whimsy to your collection; it’s waiting to charm you, one porcelain plate at a time! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3209/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-porcelain-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charles Letts no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3208 English Silver Spoons by Michael Snodin Welcome, dear reader, to the world of "English Silver Spoons," where the simple act of eating ice cream takes a turn for the aristocratic! One might assume that a book about cutlery would be as riveting as watching paint dry, but author Michael Snodin, in his 1974 magnum opus, has managed to transform the mundane into a tapestry of intertwined histories, tastes, and, dare we say, social hierarchies. You may wonder: what’s so special about a spoon? Well, prepare to find out, though we cannot assure you that your life will ever be the same. Within these pages, Snodin unveils a cornucopia of silver spoons, each more dazzling than the last (at least in the eyes of those who regard cutlery as a thrilling conversation starter). From the humble beginnings of the spoon as a mere utensil to its rise as a status symbol, this book dares to explore the deep, philosophical questions of life: Can a spoon truly reflect one’s social standing? And if so, how many spoons does it take to become an aristocrat? The answers lie somewhere in the smudged footnotes, if you can decipher them. But don’t be deterred by the prospect of spoon-related metaphysics! Snodin’s wit shines like a polished silver bas-relief, tickling the intellect while simultaneously provoking the kind of laughter that only occurs when contemplating the absurdity of human pretensions. You’ll meet an eclectic assortment of characters, from the overzealous spoon collectors who have turned their obsession into a competitive sport, to the hapless curators who must navigate the treacherous waters of public taste in the realm of artisanal cutlery. Who knew a spoon could provoke such passion? Amongst the historical tidbits, you will find a fascinating array of spoon-related trivia that is bound to make you the most popular guest at your next dinner party (assuming, of course, that your guests find obscure cutlery facts as riveting as you do). Here are a few spoon-tastic highlights you can expect: The surprising connection between spoons and ancient rituals that may or may not involve chanting. A detailed examination of decorative versus functional spoons, which will leave you questioning your own dining choices. Interviews with actual spoon enthusiasts who insist on calling themselves "spoonologists"—yes, that’s a thing. A culinary journey through history that pairs each spoon with the dish it was intended for—because why wouldn’t you serve soup in a ladle? Footnotes so extensive they could be mistaken for another chapter, ideal for those who enjoy a good rabbit hole. Condition: Good, but not as good as that one spoon your grandmother swore was made for royal tea ceremonies. The pages are yellowing, which adds a lovely patina of age, and there is just the right amount of wear to give it character—like a vintage car that’s seen a bit too much rain but still purrs like a kitten. A few dog-eared corners and a mysterious coffee stain near the index lend an air of authenticity, suggesting that this book has been well-loved and perhaps even partially consumed during a particularly riveting chapter on the Victorian era’s fascination with spoon design. In a world increasingly obsessed with the latest gadgets and gizmos, "English Silver Spoons" serves as a reminder that the humble spoon has a history worth cherishing. It offers a wry social commentary that may provoke thought, laughter, or at least a moment of reflection about your own kitchen utensils. So, if you’re ready to elevate your understanding of spoons from mundane to magnificent, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where we believe every old tome has a quirky story to tell—even if it’s just about silverware. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3208/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-silver-spoons-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charles Letts 9780850971101 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3207 The Split by Sharon Bolton In a world where the only thing more fractured than relationships are the narratives of contemporary thrillers, Sharon Bolton’s 2020 masterpiece, *The Split*, catapults readers into a dizzying spiral of suspense and intrigue. Published by the esteemed Trapeze, this book is not merely a read; it’s an experience that may very well have you questioning your own sanity by the final chapter. Prepare yourself for a thrilling ride that combines the sort of intricate plotting typically reserved for unsolvable crossword puzzles with the emotional depth of a well-done soap opera. Set against the backdrop of a world that seems to have more twists than a pretzel factory, *The Split* tantalizes with its promises of secrets and lies. Imagine characters that could easily pass as your next-door neighbours—if your neighbours had a penchant for elaborate schemes and a questionable grip on reality. With a narrative that’s as slippery as an eel on a greased pole, Bolton deftly navigates the murky waters of human behaviour, enticing you to keep guessing until the very last page. Spoiler alert: you will guess wrong. Repeatedly. What makes *The Split* particularly riveting is its uncanny ability to reflect our modern-day paranoia, where even the most mundane interactions are fraught with suspicion. Bolton asks us to ponder the questions we never thought to ask: Who really is your best friend? What dark secrets lurk behind a smile? And, most importantly, how many plot twists can one book contain before it officially becomes a rollercoaster ride? Prepare for a narrative so twisty that it could easily be used as a metaphor for your own life decisions—if only you cared to think about them. In typical Bolton fashion, the characters are as complex as the plot, each one a puzzle piece you’ll spend far too much time trying to fit together. You’ll meet a cast that includes: a pessimistic detective with a heart of gold; a protagonist whose life is a series of unfortunate events; and a villain so charming you may find yourself questioning whether they were really that bad after all. The dialogue snaps and crackles like a bad phone connection, leading to revelations that you will either applaud or bemoan, depending on the state of your own emotional well-being. For those who appreciate a little chaos in their literary lives, *The Split* serves up a delightful buffet of tension, drama, and just the right amount of existential dread. Bolton shines a light on the cracks in our lives, divorcing us from the expected and drawing us into the beautifully broken pieces of human existence. You may even find yourself underlining passages, not because they’re particularly profound, but because they resonate with the chaotic mess that is life itself. An odd sort of comfort, don’t you think? Condition: This particular copy of *The Split* is in good condition, which is a polite way of saying it shows signs of having been loved, read, and potentially thrown across the room in frustration at its infamous cliffhangers. Expect a few creased pages and the faint scent of coffee—an indication that someone was trying to fuel their reading marathon with caffeine, only to be thwarted by the gripping plot. It’s as if the book itself has been on a journey, embodying every twist and turn of its narrative arc. In conclusion, *The Split* is not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a punchline waiting to happen, and perhaps a cautionary tale for those who think they know what lies behind every smile. So, if you’re in the market for high-stakes psychological drama that will leave you questioning your very existence, look no further. Remember, life is too short for boring reads, which is precisely why Crappy Old Books has curated this delightful, slightly battered treasure for your perusal. May your reading experience be as riveting as the plot itself! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3207/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-split-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trapeze 9781409174219 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3206 Respect by Mandasue Heller In the year 2014, when “self-respect” was a hashtag and “mutual respect” was a polite suggestion, Mandasue Heller dared to tackle the blurry lines of human interaction with the audacious title: "Respect." One might assume that this book revolves around the grand philosophies of ancient sages or perhaps even the fine art of negotiating peace treaties over tea and scones. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Instead, it seems to be more of a chaotic tango through the modern dilemmas of respect—or the glaring lack thereof—in a world where social media likes often outweigh genuine human connection. Picture a lively romp through the tangled mess of contemporary relationships where respect is as elusive as a mislaid sock. Heller, with the kind of flair only a seasoned observer of human folly can possess, invites you to glimpse into a cosmos where respect takes on various forms: from the feigned politeness at the office water cooler to the unspoken hierarchy of social media influencers (who knew that a perfectly curated avocado toast could demand respect?). With a title that so boldly proclaims “Respect,” one might expect an earnest meditation on principles, but instead, prepare yourself for a cheeky exploration of how respect is often misplaced, misguided, or simply non-existent. The characters flit across the pages like moths to an unsteady flame, each seeking validation in ways that would make even a seasoned psychologist raise an eyebrow. It’s a bit of a circus, really, where each act is more ludicrous than the last, and one can’t help but chuckle at the absurdities of life that Heller so deftly captures. As you navigate through the tangled web of interpersonal dynamics, you may find yourself pondering profound questions, such as: Is it really respectful to ask someone what their "real" job is when you’ve just met them at a party? Or perhaps, how many likes on a provocative post equals one genuine compliment? What starts as a light-hearted exploration of respect quickly morphs into a reflection on our digital age where validation is just a click away, and genuine human interaction feels like hunting for a needle in a haystack. Heller’s style is what one could only describe as a rollercoaster ride through a funhouse mirror—distorted yet surprisingly enlightening. Witty, self-deprecating, and utterly relatable, her prose unfurls with a rhythm that makes you think you’re just having a chat over a cup of tea, even if it’s accompanied by the odd existential crisis about your own level of respectability. As for the plot, if one were to search for it with the fervour of a detective on a case, they might come away scratching their heads. It’s less a linear narrative and more an assemblage of vignettes that resonate with anyone who has ever felt a pang of disrespect, whether in a job interview or a poorly timed family dinner. You will laugh, you might cringe, and you’ll definitely want to call your nearest friends to discuss just how perplexing it is to navigate the world of respect. Condition: Good – a term that in the realm of second-hand books can mean anything from “looks like it survived a pillow fight” to “well-loved and slightly dog-eared.” In the case of this tome, expect some charming signs of wear that whisper tales of its journey. Perhaps it’s been passed from hand to hand, each owner chuckling at the absurdities of their own social interactions, or maybe it has sat on a shelf collecting dust, waiting for the right reader to come along and give it a second chance to enlighten. So, dear reader, if you have ever found yourself in a quandary over how to command respect in a world that seems to have a very different understanding of the term, this book should be your trusty companion. And for those who revel in the quaint charm of second-hand literature, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where you can find this quirky exploration of life, love, and the inexplicably tangled web of respect. Just remember, respect might be earned, but a good book is always a steal. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3206/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/respect-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder 9781444769500 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3203 The Death Of Mrs Westaway by Ruth Ware In a world where family reunions are as welcome as a sneeze in a quiet library, Ruth Ware’s "The Death of Mrs Westaway" invites you to a gathering that is anything but ordinary. Picture this: a funeral, an inheritance, and a protagonist who is so deeply mired in the murky waters of financial despair that she’d probably sell her grandmother’s china if it meant affording a cup of tea. Hal, our somewhat reluctant hero, finds herself on a rather dreary path to a mysterious family estate after receiving an unexpected letter. Spoiler alert: it’s not a birthday invitation. Set against the backdrop of a windswept coast that seems to have a personality of its own—think moody skies and a chill that bites like the office intern on a Monday morning—Mrs Westaway’s death acts as the catalyst for a tangled web of secrets, lies, and the kind of family drama that makes reality television look like an episode of ’Blue Peter’. Hal, with her rather inventive tendencies when it comes to interpreting someone else’s family tree, is suddenly thrust into a world where she must pretend to be someone she’s not, which is a bit like wearing socks with sandals: awkward, yet strangely compelling. In true Ware fashion, every character you meet is layered like a lasagna—somewhat cheesy, a bit messy, and likely to give you indigestion if you think about them too long. The odds are stacked against Hal as she navigates the treacherous waters of familial expectations and perhaps a smattering of ghostly apparitions. You might find yourself wondering whether the true inheritor of Mrs Westaway’s estate is a living relative or an unexpected specter from the great beyond, chuckling over the chaos they’ve left behind. As the plot thickens like a good gravy, the book takes you through a series of revelations that feel like they’ve been curated by a particularly mischievous bibliophile. Think of it as a jigsaw puzzle where all the pieces are from different boxes, and you’ve misplaced half of them. Expect a delightful mix of dread, dark humour, and the odd moment where you’ll contemplate your own family’s skeletons—perhaps not quite as literally as Hal’s but certainly none the less intriguing. The writing style? Oh, it’s like a cup of Earl Grey left too long on the counter: comforting yet slightly off-kilter. Ware’s prose draws you in with a gentle persistence that feels a bit like chatting to a slightly eccentric aunt who insists on telling you about her travels through the Scottish Highlands while you’re trying to pretend to be interested in her collection of porcelain cats. If you’ve ever yearned for a book that feels like it’s both inviting you in for tea and simultaneously plotting your demise with every turn of the page, then look no further. Condition: Good. This copy has been read lovingly, perhaps even more than necessary, lending it the kind of charm you can only acquire through multiple cups of tea spilled over the pages. A few pages may sport the occasional coffee ring (and not the artisanal kind), but rest assured that the gripping narrative remains unspoiled. Perfect for those who appreciate a book with a backstory as rich as its plot. So, if you’re ready to embrace a book that’s as full of twists and turns as a rural English road, grab your trusty teacup, settle into your armchair, and prepare for an adventure that will leave you questioning your own family connections. Just remember to check the back cover for any spectral warnings. “The Death of Mrs Westaway” awaits you, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where the motto is ‘Every book has a story, even if some of them smell like old cheese.’ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3203/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-death-of-mrs-westway-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9781784704360 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3201 In Morocco by Edith Wharton Ah, "In Morocco," a title that evokes visions of aromatic spice markets, sun-drenched landscapes, and perhaps the odd camel grumpily chewing on a piece of straw. Yet, what awaits you within these pages is not merely a travelogue, but rather a delightful tapestry of observations, culture clashes, and the occasional existential crisis, all wrapped up in the rather posh prose of Edith Wharton. As if to say, "Well, darling, while you’re enjoying the local cuisine, let’s also ponder the deeper meanings of life, shall we?" Published by Tauris Parke Paperbacks in 2004, this edition brings the witty musings of Wharton, who, let’s face it, could probably make a trip to the dentist sound like an exotic adventure, into the contemporary world. It’s a wonder to behold, much like an art installation that you can’t quite grasp but feel compelled to nod appreciatively at, all while secretly questioning your taste in modern art. Her keen eye for detail and seemingly endless curiosity provide an experience that is much like a Moroccan bazaar: chaotic, colorful, and peppered with characters who could easily be mistaken for your eccentric Aunt Edna after a few too many gin and tonics. But what exactly can one expect from this journey through the Maghreb? Wharton, a pioneer of literary realism, serves up a platter of observations that challenge the reader to question not just the world around them but also their own sense of self—because who doesn’t enjoy a good existential crisis over a cup of mint tea? As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself pondering the following: Did the camels have better taste in literature than I do? Is it possible to get lost in a market and find oneself at the same time? Why does every exotic location seem to come with a side of self-doubt? Can one truly appreciate a place without grappling with its complexities? Is that a stray cat or the philosopher of the alleyway? As Wharton navigates the intricate dance of her surroundings, one might imagine her observing the locals with a mix of admiration and bewilderment, much like a tourist trying to understand the rules of cricket while standing in a rainstorm. Her prose invites readers to join her on a delightful jaunt through a culture that is both foreign and familiar—an experience that might lead you to question if the grass is indeed greener on the other side or merely a clever ruse of light and shadow. Condition: As New. This book has clearly been treated with the reverence it deserves, possibly even blessed by a Moroccan fortune teller. Its pages are crisp, unmarred by the wear and tear that typically comes from passionate, if misguided, attempts to find one’s own path through life. You’ll feel as though it has just leapt off the shelf of an indie bookshop, waiting for you to take it home, only to find out it has opinions—lots of them. So, if you’re in the market for a book that will make you feel both cultured and utterly confused, look no further. "In Morocco" offers an experience that’s as rich as a Moroccan tagine and twice as spicy. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing second-hand about your literary journey should be the books themselves, not your sense of adventure. Prepare for a read that is every bit as tantalizing as it is perplexing, and don’t forget to pack your sense of humor along with your travel aspirations. After all, who needs reality when you can have the enchanting world of Wharton instead? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3201/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-morocco-jun-2025.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tauris Parke Paperbacks 9781850436393 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3200 The Dream Merchants by Harold Robbins In the dizzying swirl of 1961, a year that saw the rise of both the mini skirt and the mini drama, Harold Robbins decided to take the literary world by storm with his audaciously titled opus, "The Dream Merchants." What could possibly go wrong when a man named after a popular breakfast cereal attempts to weave a tale that promises the very fabric of dreams? Well, dear reader, strap in for a ride through a landscape where ambition meets absurdity—an odyssey of questionable decisions and overcooked plots. This is a rare Robbins book as he only sold 150 million books at the time of this being sold in 1961. Very rare. This splendidly tattered tome, daintily preserved in a condition that might make even the most stoic bibliophile wince, offers a curious peek into the tumultuous world of those who peddle dreams as though they were the latest fashion in a London department store. One can only imagine the author chuckling to himself as he penned the adventures of characters who are probably more caricature than flesh-and-blood. After all, in a society obsessed with consumerism, why not sell the ephemeral value of dreams alongside the latest kitchen gadgets? As you flip through the dog-eared pages, you’ll be greeted by a motley crew of characters who seem to have stumbled out of a late-night talk show. Their aspirations, ambitions, and dramatic personalities are so exaggerated that you’d think they were originally conceived for a soap opera. It’s as if Robbins believed that the more melodrama he crammed into their lives, the more we’d be enraptured—an approach that’s both baffling and oddly captivating in its sheer audacity. The narrative whirls around themes of desire, deception, and the delicate threads that hold dreams together. But let’s not kid ourselves—this isn’t a nuanced exploration of human psyche; no, it’s more like an all-you-can-eat buffet of psychological tropes seasoned with a dash of irony. The characters chase dreams with the same fervor that one might reserve for a last-minute dash to the pub before closing time. And why wouldn’t they? With Robbins at the helm, dreams are not just dreams; they are merchandise, ready to be bought, sold, and traded, like a rare vinyl record that’s somehow still in the bargain bin of your local charity shop. Now, let us not gloss over the condition of this particular copy, which appears to have survived more than a few escapades in the hands of dubious readers. Condition: Poor—with a spine that verges on rebellious, creased pages that whisper secrets of past readers, and perhaps a few coffee stains that give it that charmingly lived-in feel. It’s the kind of book that has seen more action and neglect than a pair of shoes in a student flat. But isn’t that the beauty of second-hand literature? Each mark tells a story, and this one undoubtedly has more tales than some of its characters. As you undertake the literary adventure that is "The Dream Merchants," you may find yourself unwittingly pondering life’s biggest questions: What is a dream, really? Is it a commodity? Can it be bought and sold like a packet of biscuits at your local corner shop? And more importantly, should one ever trust a dream merchant? With each page you turn, you’ll either discover profound insights or simply succumb to the delightful absurdity of it all. So, if you’re looking for a book that’s every bit as chaotic and colourful as a British summer day—one moment sunny, the next drenched in rain—look no further. "The Dream Merchants" promises to deliver a reading experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity and that of the characters within. Dive into the delightful mess that is Robbins’ imagination, and don’t forget to thank Crappy Old Books for bringing this peculiar piece of history back into your hands. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3200/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dream-merchants-jun-2025.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3199 Somewhere A bird Is Singing by EV Thompson In the year 2000, when flip phones were still the height of technology and the world was awash with questionable fashion choices, EV Thompson gifted us with “Somewhere A Bird Is Singing.” One can only speculate that the title was a poetic nod to the existential musings of the early 21st century—or perhaps a desperate plea to ignore the chaos of modern life, much like an avian friend chirping away in a particularly dreary garden. But don’t let the title fool you; this isn’t merely a paean to our feathered friends. It’s an exploration of the human condition, wrapped in a riddle, sprinkled with hints of irony and served on a plate that might just be a bit chipped around the edges. Readers of this fine specimen of early millennium literature might be forgiven for thinking the bird in question is, in fact, the last vestige of hope in a world teetering precariously on the edge of absurdity. Or maybe it’s just an expression of someone’s deep-seated desire for a little peace and quiet amidst the cacophony of life. One can only ponder if Thompson was trying to articulate the universal truth that there’s always a bird somewhere, singing, while the rest of us are flailing about trying to make sense of our morning commute. The author’s penchant for exploring the surreal is sure to resonate with anyone who has ever looked at a sky full of clouds and wondered, “Why are there no singing birds up there?” Expect to encounter a menagerie of characters that are just as quirky as the book itself. While we can’t divulge their names, we assure you they will leave a lingering impression—like the smell of wet dog on a rainy day. From the introspective philosopher who questions the existence of the bird, to a cantankerous old lady who insists the bird is none other than her late husband, the cast is a delightful kaleidoscope of peculiarities that you never knew you needed in your literary life. The narrative itself is said to weave between the sublime and the ridiculous, often leaving readers wondering if they’ve stumbled upon a philosophical treatise or a whimsical tale. Perhaps it’s both? Or perhaps it’s just a clever ploy to distract you from the fact that you still haven’t finished your laundry. With prose that dances like a bird flitting from branch to branch, Thompson plays with language in a way that could make even a daffodil blush with envy. As you turn the pages, be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, as the text flirts with themes of love, loss, and the inexplicable urge to understand why your neighbor’s cat keeps staring at you. This book promises to evoke laughter, reflection, and possibly a longing for a simpler time when people discussed the merits of poetry instead of the latest social media outrage. Condition: Good, according to our rigorous standards of wear and tear, this delightful volume shows just enough signs of life to remind you that it has been cherished and well-thumbed through the years. Expect slightly dog-eared pages and a dust jacket that has seen better days—much like your favourite pair of socks. It’s a book that has lived, breathed, and perhaps even sung a little, somewhere out there. Whether you’re a seasoned bibliophile or merely someone looking to escape the banalities of everyday life, “Somewhere A Bird Is Singing” offers a whimsical journey filled with peculiar characters and delightful narrative twists. It’s the perfect addition to any second-hand bookshelf, particularly as sold by Crappy Old Books, where each title comes with its own history and a touch of charm. So why not add this treasure to your collection and join the chorus of bird songs that echo through the ages? After all, somewhere, a bird is singing—and it might just be waiting for you to listen. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3199/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/somewhere-a-bird-is-singing-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780751525274 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3198 Ruddlemoor by EV Thompson Ruddlemoor (1995) E.V. Thompson · Headline · Paperback In the rugged heart of 19th-century Cornwall, where clay dust settles on every surface and secrets run deeper than mine shafts, a young woman’s determination threatens to upend a tightly held legacy. Ruddlemoor is classic E.V. Thompson—a rich, romantic historical drama set against the harsh beauty of the Cornish clay country. When spirited Merryn takes a stand against powerful local interests, she finds herself entangled in a bitter struggle for land, love, and identity. The hills may echo with the rumble of cart wheels and industry, but it’s the quiet resilience of one woman that sets the wheels of change in motion. At Crappy Old Books, our copy comes complete with the soft creases of a novel read in a windowsill or on a long train journey—exactly as it should be. If you like your historical fiction windswept, grounded in place, and laced with class tension, this one delivers in spades (and probably pickaxes). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3198/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ruddlemoor-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9780747248224 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3197 The Black Velvet Gown by Catherine Cookson Ah, “The Black Velvet Gown,” a title that conjures images of sophistication and mystery, much like a cat in a tuxedo—or perhaps a particularly well-dressed ghost. Catherine Cookson, the queen of domestic drama, has spun yet another tapestry of human emotion, this time with a fabric so sumptuous that one might expect to find velvet-clad characters lurking in the shadows, whispering secrets about the neighbours over cups of tea. Published by Corgi in 1987—an era known for questionable fashion choices and the rise of synth-pop—this volume is a delightful time capsule. One could almost imagine the first readers flipping through its pages while sporting shoulder pads and crimped hair, entirely unaware that they were simultaneously indulging in a literary feast of intrigue and social commentary. The very essence of nostalgia wafts through its pages like the scent of mothballs in an attic, evoking a time when people believed that a good plot twist could be as satisfying as a warm scone with clotted cream. But what is it about this particular black velvet gown that has captivated readers for decades? Is it the way it billows dramatically, echoing the inner turmoil of the character who wears it? Or perhaps it’s the subtle suggestion that velvet, while undeniably chic, may also be prone to the occasional unfortunate encounter with a cat’s claws? One could speculate endlessly, but alas, the plot remains a mystery, much like whether pineapple belongs on pizza. (It shouldn’t, for the record.) As you delve into this richly woven narrative, expect to encounter a myriad of characters who are likely to embody the warmth of a cup of tea and the bitterness of unsweetened coffee. They will remind you that life is often a balancing act between joy and despair, much like attempting to carry multiple bags of groceries in one trip—admirable, yet fraught with peril. Our protagonist, presumably draped in the titular gown, will traverse a landscape of love, heartbreak, and perhaps an odd encounter with a rogue pigeon. Throughout this journey, readers might find themselves pondering existential questions like “Why do all my plants die?” or “Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas to the shop?” As Cookson expertly navigates the labyrinthine paths of human emotions, one is left to wonder if the black velvet gown itself serves as a metaphor for the burdens we carry—elegant on the outside, but heavy with the weight of expectation. For those interested in the mechanics of life, Cookson’s prose offers a veritable buffet of insights, served with a side of dry wit. The dialogue is as sharp as a tailor’s scissors, snipping through the layers of pretense to reveal the succulent truths lurking beneath. You may even discover that her characters are prone to the occasional bout of melodrama, a delightful reminder that life is, after all, a stage—one where we often misplace our scripts. Condition: This particular copy of “The Black Velvet Gown” has seen some action; it’s a bit like that reliable friend who has experienced a few wild nights but always shows up for brunch. The cover is still intact, albeit slightly scuffed, and the pages have developed a charming yellowed patina, suggesting that they’ve been read and re-read by someone who really enjoyed the rollercoaster of emotions within. It’s in good condition, perfect for your reading pleasure as you sip your Earl Grey and contemplate the mysteries of life. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to wrap you in its velvety embrace while simultaneously making you question your wardrobe choices for the next social gathering, look no further. Crappy Old Books is your gateway to the past, where every turn of the page is a step back into an era where velvet was both a fashion statement and a plot device. Grab your copy today and prepare for a journey as rich as the fabric it’s named after! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3197/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-black-velvet-gown-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552124737 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3196 Silk and Splendour by Ellen Tanner Marsh In the illustrious realm of romantic literature, few titles shimmer quite like "Silk and Splendour," a masterclass in the delicate interplay between fabric and fervor. Authored by the enigmatic Ellen Tanner Marsh, this 1986 Avon Books publication invites you into a world where the threads of silk are spun not only into garments but into the very fabric of human experience—no pun intended. Prepare yourself for a journey that melds history, intrigue, and just the right amount of melodrama, as we unravel the mysteries that lie within its pages. Picture this: a time when the clattering of horse-drawn carriages was the heartbeat of society and the rustling of a fine silk gown could spark scandal at the most genteel tea party. The perfect backdrop for our heroine, who is likely battling societal expectations, familial obligations, and a rather inconvenient attraction to a dashing figure who may or may not be a scoundrel. Ellen Tanner Marsh spins a yarn so intricate, you might wonder if her typewriter was powered by a loom. But what’s a story without a few tangled threads? As you delve deeper into "Silk and Splendour," you might find yourself grappling with the complexities of love and loyalty, just as our protagonist wrestles with the choice between a life of privilege and the undeniable allure of romance. One can almost hear the whisper of a corset being tightened or the frayed edges of a gentleman’s waistcoat as the stakes rise—who will triumph in this battle of silks and sensibilities? In classic Avon Books style, the prose is as lush as the fabrics described within. Marsh’s penchant for vivid descriptions transforms mundane scenes into opulent spectacles. You may feel the warmth of the sun filtering through the curtains of an extravagant ballroom or the chill of betrayal lurking in a shadowy alley. It’s the kind of writing that leaves you wondering if perhaps the author had a secret life as a dressmaker or a socialite in a bygone era, eternally embroiled in the intrigues of high society. And while the narrative dances gracefully through the corridors of history, one mustn’t forget the delightful quirks that come with it. Readers of "Silk and Splendour" may find themselves amused by the anachronisms that slip through the seams. One can only imagine the author chuckling to herself as she penned a line about a character’s “Facebook” profile, only to later realize that such a thing would not exist beyond the boundaries of her imagination. If you’re a fan of stories that celebrate the art of storytelling as much as they delve into romance, you’re in for a treat. This book doesn’t just rely on tropes; it relishes them, poking fun even as it embraces the melodrama. Expect to encounter a parade of characters that may include: A scheming aunt with a penchant for matchmaking A brooding hero with a mysterious past A best friend who isn’t afraid to steal the limelight A wise old woman who dispenses advice like a fortune cookie A loyal pet who seems to understand the human heart better than the humans do Condition: Good, with some delightful yellowing of pages that may remind you of a vintage tea stain or two—perfect for those who appreciate the patina of time on their literary treasures. The cover shows signs of having been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps by someone who desperately tried to unravel the tangled romance that awaited inside. We can only hope they found the answers they sought or, at the very least, a hearty chuckle. So, if you’re looking to adorn your bookshelf with a title that promises drama, elegance, and just a dash of irony, "Silk and Splendour" is the book for you. Snag it now from Crappy Old Books and fortify your collection with this quirky slice of vintage literature—because who wouldn’t want a piece of cloth and chaos adorning their reading nook? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3196/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/silk-and-splendour-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon Books 9780380896776 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3194 The Locksmith by Linda Calvey In a world where the only thing standing between you and a good cup of tea is the lock on your front door, Linda Calvey’s "The Locksmith" emerges as an unlikely hero. Published in 2021 by the trendsetting Welbeck, this book promises not just a riveting narrative, but also a chance to reflect on exactly how many ways one might be thwarted by a stubborn set of bolts. With a title like "The Locksmith," you might expect an adventure in locksmithing—think of it as a mix of high-stakes drama and riveting hardware discussions. Spoiler alert: you won’t find that here, but you might just discover a universe of existential musings layered in a coat of varnish. The protagonist, who might be a locksmith or perhaps a metaphorical locksmith of life, wrestles with the complexities of opening not just doors, but also the locked cabinets of the human psyche. Forget the grandiose quests of classic literary heroes—this tale is more about the everyday struggles of getting the key to fit just right. Set against a backdrop that could only be described as a mix of drab suburbia and the occasional existential crisis, Calvey weaves a narrative that is just as much a commentary on the state of modern life as it is a straightforward story about, well, locks. What’s fascinating is how Calvey manages to turn the mundane into the profound. In her able hands, the humble locksmith becomes a symbol of resilience, a craftsman of the unremarkable. You may find yourself pondering the philosophical implications of a malfunctioning padlock while sipping your Earl Grey, contemplating your own life’s locked doors. Is life merely a series of obstacles to be picked? Or do we all need a locksmith to help us out of our metaphorical jams? Spoiler: it’s definitely the former. If you’re expecting a high-octane thriller filled with espionage and double-crossings, you might want to recalibrate your expectations. Instead, prepare for extensive dialogues about the merits of different types of locks—what would a book about a locksmith be without a thorough examination of the intricacies of deadbolts and padlocks?—and the surprising revelations that come from a good chat with a neighbour about key duplication. You won’t just read this book; you’ll engage in a life-altering discussion with your locks. Condition: Good, which means this book has survived the rigours of time and the occasional coffee stain, but it carries with it the charm and history that only a second-hand book can provide. You might find a previous reader’s annotations in the margins, perhaps a deep philosophical note next to the chapter on serrated keys or a doodle of a keyhole on page 47. These little quirks add character and may spark a moment of contemplation regarding your own relationship with locks—or at least make you giggle. As you thumb through the pages, you may also encounter a delightful assortment of slightly disapproving remarks about the state of modern locksmithing. There’s a certain irony in the fact that while some industries are racing towards digital solutions, others remain steadfastly locked in the past—much like the protagonist’s own dilemmas. This book may literally unlock the door to a new understanding of your own personal barriers, or at the very least, give you plenty of dinner party anecdotes about the importance of having a reliable locksmith on speed dial. In a world brimming with noise, where everyone shouts about their latest revelations and insights, “The Locksmith” whispers its wisdom quietly and effectively, like the gentle clinking of keys on a keyring. So, if you’re ready to experience the intrigue of keyholes and the poetry of opening doors, why not let Crappy Old Books add this quirky treasure to your collection? After all, who wouldn’t want to explore the thrilling world of locks with a side of sardonic wit? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3194/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-locksmith-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Welbeck 9781787397552 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3192 The Housewife by Alex Kane In a world where the term “housewife” conjures images of delightful tea parties and perfectly fluffed cushions, Alex Kane’s 2021 opus, *The Housewife*, takes a sledgehammer to all those genteel fantasies. Published by Hera, this book invites readers to reconsider what it means to be the domestic matriarch of the 21st century, or at least to smirk knowingly while contemplating the chaos of everyday life. Prepare yourself for a journey through the beige suburbia of mundane aspirations turned hilariously absurd. Picture this: a home-cooked meal that goes catastrophically awry, a school run that resembles a scene from an apocalyptic thriller, and laundry that multiplies like rabbits in a particularly vigorous breeding season. Kane’s sharp wit and keen observations illuminate the absurdity of domestic duties, transforming the daily grind into a surreal landscape where burnt toast might be the least of your worries. You’ll chuckle, you’ll grimace, and perhaps you’ll begin to question your own misguided attempts at domestic perfection. But fear not, dear reader! For while the prose may be steeped in irony, there’s a warmth that permeates the pages. Kane deftly balances his satirical lens with relatable anecdotes that make you feel like you’re sharing a cup of tea with a friend who just might be losing it. Or maybe they’ve already lost it, and you’re just along for the delightful ride. Either way, you’re in for a treat—a treat that may or may not involve burnt cookies and a side of existential dread. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter a motley crew of supporting characters: the overzealous school PTA member, the nosy neighbour who seems to have a PhD in gossip, and the husband whose attempts at helping always manage to make things worse. Each character is a masterclass in comedic timing, embodying the quirks and eccentricities that populate the domestic sphere. They are a reminder that in a world filled with chaos, laughter is perhaps the only dish best served daily. Amongst the delightful chaos, Kane doesn’t shy away from the darker undercurrents of domestic life. While *The Housewife* flirts with absurdity, it also taps into the very real feelings of isolation and pressure that come with the territory. Kane explores the fine line between aspiration and reality, poking fun at society’s expectations while also acknowledging the struggles that often lie beneath the surface. So, while you might laugh at the trials of our housewife protagonist, you may also feel a twinge of recognition—after all, isn’t that the true magic of a well-spun narrative? If you’re looking for a read that combines the delightful chaos of everyday life with a side of irony, you’ve come to the right place. *The Housewife* is an exploration of the absurdities that dwell within the confines of our homes, serving up a heaping helping of laughter, reflection, and perhaps a touch of rebellion against the mundane. Condition: As sold by Crappy Old Books, this second-hand treasure is in good condition, meaning it sports only a few dog-eared corners and the occasional suspicious stain that adds character—like a badge of honour for having endured the trials and tribulations of domesticity. It’s just the right amount of charm and chaos that will make you feel right at home, even if that home is slightly messy (but whose isn’t?). So, grab a copy of *The Housewife*, pour yourself a cuppa, and prepare for a whimsical stroll through the absurdity of home life. You might just find that amidst the dishes and dust bunnies lies a world of hilarity waiting to be uncovered. After all, if there’s one thing that Alex Kane teaches us, it’s that laughter is the secret ingredient in the recipe for survival—especially when navigating life’s most chaotic moments. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3192/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-housewife-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hera 9781800325142 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3191 Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro In a world where nostalgia coexists awkwardly with impending doom, Kazuo Ishiguro’s “Never Let Me Go” serves as an unsettling reminder that sometimes the most profound connections are forged in the most sterile environments. Imagine a place where life is as predictable as the British weather—bland, grey, and punctuated by moments of unexpected poignancy. Set against this backdrop, Ishiguro invites readers to ponder the fragility of existence while navigating the idiosyncrasies of human relationships. You might just find yourself questioning your own existence and whether or not you should be letting go of your last slice of toast. Our protagonists are not your run-of-the-mill characters; they are the kind of companions who inspire both love and existential dread. Careful not to spoil any surprises (because where would the fun be in that?), these individuals are bound by a peculiar fate that prompts them to question everything—from their purpose to the very nature of what it means to be ’human.’ Their lives unfold in an unsettlingly mundane manner, filled with a blend of longing and resignation, like a cup of tea that’s gone lukewarm but is still somehow comforting. Throughout the narrative, you’ll find a tapestry of memories, threads of yearning, and the gentle tug of fate, all woven together with the deft hand of an author who excels at making the everyday feel extraordinary. It’s as if Ishiguro took our collective anxieties about the future and stitched them into a quilt of quirky revelations. The result? A book that is as haunting as it is oddly comforting, much like a childhood stuffed animal that you’ve long since outgrown yet can’t quite bear to part with. If you’re looking for a novel that makes you think deeply about the ethical implications of cloning, the nature of love, and whether or not to order that second dessert at the pub, then look no further! You’ll find yourself immersed in a narrative that tantalizingly teeters between the mundane and the profound, leaving you to wonder whether you’re experiencing a literary masterpiece or simply a very long, existential crisis. But don’t take our word for it! Here are some reasons why you absolutely can’t resist picking up this second-hand treasure: It’s the perfect conversation starter at awkward dinner parties. Guaranteed to make you reflect on your life choices and maybe question your choice of socks. Ideal for those days when you want to feel both comforted and disillusioned. Its cover is a fantastic shade of beige, which complements any bookshelf décor. With a good condition rating, you won’t have to worry about it falling apart before you’ve completely lost your faith in humanity. Condition: Good, meaning it may have been read enough to have that lovely, worn-in feel, but don’t worry—no one has dog-eared the pages or spilled tea on it (yet). A few creases add character, much like a well-loved pair of shoes that refuse to give up on their journey. So, whether you’re a seasoned Ishiguro aficionado or a newcomer to the world of literary exploration, “Never Let Me Go” is likely to resonate with you on levels you didn’t even realise existed. Just remember, as you wander through its pages, that you may be left pondering what it truly means to hold on—and perhaps, more importantly, when it’s time to let go. Snag your copy from Crappy Old Books today and dive into a world where the ordinary is anything but, and the only thing more fragile than human connections is the delicate balance of your own sanity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3191/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/never-let-me-go-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571258093 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3190 Broken Mate by Jen L Grey Step right up, dear reader, and behold the literary marvel that is "Broken Mate" by the illustrious Jen L Grey, a name that undoubtedly rings bells in the corridors of contemporary fiction. Published by the noble house of Amazon in 2021, this tome promises to be the antidote to your mundane existence, or at the very least, a well-placed paperweight. With an ISBN like 9781955616126, you can impress your friends with your knowledge of obscure book numbers while secretly pondering the deeper meaning of life. Now, some might ask, what on earth is "Broken Mate" about? Is it a tale of romantic entanglements that blossom against a backdrop of existential crises? Or perhaps a commentary on the fragility of human connections in a world where the only constant is change (and the occasional cat meme)? You won’t find definitive answers here, dear inquirer, but rest assured that this book is jam-packed with the kind of emotional rollercoaster that usually requires a seatbelt and a therapist’s phone number. Our protagonist, presumably grappling with issues that involve a "mate" who is, in some interpretative way, "broken," journeys through the pages with the grace of a caffeinated gazelle. Along the way, expect to encounter a myriad of characters who are, frankly, as relatable as they are bizarre. In fact, you might even find yourself saying, "That’s just like my neighbor!"—though whether that’s a compliment or a critique is entirely up to you. As you leaf through the chapters, you may notice that Jen L Grey’s writing style is akin to a particularly enthusiastic dinner conversation: sometimes rambling, occasionally insightful, and occasionally veering wildly off course into the territory of an inexplicable tangent about the benefits of toast. This is, of course, an intentional choice. Who needs coherent narratives when you can have a delightful mélange of thoughts that leave you wondering if you’ve just read a book or attended a quirky poetry slam? For those who appreciate a bit of unpredictability in their reading experience, "Broken Mate" delivers just that. Will our protagonist confront their feelings? Will the "broken mate" piece together their shattered existence? Or will the plot twist into a completely different realm of absurdity? You’ll just have to find out, won’t you? Perhaps while enjoying a cup of tea infused with existential dread. Condition: Good—this book has been lovingly thumbed through by previous readers who may or may not have spilled tea on it during those particularly poignant passages. The spine exhibits just enough wear to suggest it has lived a full and vibrant life, while the pages remain intact—an absolute victory in the world of second-hand literature! You can be assured that no cat has clawed its way through these pages (at least not recently), and the occasional ink smudge only adds to its character. To summarize, if you find yourself in need of a book that is as perplexing as it is engaging—perhaps to impress your book club or simply to add to your collection of "books I haven’t read yet"—then "Broken Mate" is your ticket to a literary experience that defies categorization. Whether you read it in a cozy nook or on a park bench while dodging pigeons, this book is sure to provide ample fodder for conversation, confusion, or contemplation. So, venture forth with your copy of "Broken Mate," available at Crappy Old Books, where the old adage “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure” takes on a whole new meaning. Who knows? You might just discover the philosophical insights you never knew you needed—or at least a few perplexing metaphors along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3190/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/broken-mate-jun-2025.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amazon 9781955616126 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3189 Rising Darkness by Jen L Grey In a world teetering on the brink of utter chaos, one might imagine that the arrival of a book titled "Rising Darkness" would send readers spiraling into existential dread. However, fear not, dear literary adventurers! This particular tome promises a unique blend of the melodramatic and the mildly entertaining, crafted by the ever-elusive Jen L Grey, who seems to have taken a rather peculiar approach to delineating the boundaries of light and shadow in our modern lives. A veritable manifesto on the inevitable rise of darkness, this book offers a curious examination of what it means to embrace a world that is, quite frankly, a bit of a mess. Published in 2021 by Amazon—yes, that Amazon, the one that sells everything from books to bizarre garden gnomes—this work might just provide the literary therapy you didn’t know you needed. Imagine if the internet decided to write a book after having one too many cups of overly strong coffee. The result? You guessed it: "Rising Darkness." Each page is dripping with the kind of angst that can only come from a writer valiantly staring into the abyss of their own Wi-Fi connection. But what is "Rising Darkness" really about? Is it a dystopian saga or merely an extended metaphor for the perpetual mess that is contemporary life? Or perhaps it’s a cautionary tale warning us against the perils of binge-watching reality television? While the plot may elude even the most dedicated of sleuths, this book serves up a tantalizing platter of narrative morsels that might just make your brain do a little jig. Expect the unexpected, and prepare for moments that will leave you scratching your head in bemusement. As you embark on this literary journey, you may find yourself tickled by Grey’s penchant for the absurd, with her characters navigating through a landscape that is as unpredictable as the British weather. Who knows? One moment they could be sipping tea while discussing the merits of scones, and the next be caught in a whirlwind of shadowy intrigue that has all the gravitas of a cat meme. The balance between the mundane and the bizarre is a delicate dance, and Jen L Grey seems to have two left feet, but somehow manages to pull it off with a wink and a nudge. And let us not forget the exquisite laundry list of themes that you might stumble upon—if you squint hard enough. Among them, you may encounter: The philosophical ramifications of online shopping Existential musings on the nature of social media Unsolicited advice on how to navigate your way through an impending apocalypse An exploration of the subtleties of comfort food during times of crisis Occasional nods to the importance of avoiding caffeine overdoses Condition: Good, which is to say that this book has survived its previous owners with a certain degree of resilience. There are no torn pages or unsightly stains (we hope), and the spine has retained its integrity—though it may show signs of having been read by an enthusiastic yet perplexed reader who likely pondered the meaning of life while sipping lukewarm tea. It’s ready and waiting to take its place on your shelf, alongside other quirky titles that may or may not question reality. So, if the notion of "Rising Darkness" intrigues you, and you fancy a read that promises to be as confounding as it is engaging, grab your copy from Crappy Old Books. After all, in a world rife with uncertainty, sometimes it’s the questionable choices that lead to the most entertaining evenings spent on the couch in your pajamas, pondering the mysteries of life—or, at the very least, the mysteries of very odd literature. Who could possibly resist? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3189/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rising-darkness-jun-2025.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amazon 9781955616140 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3188 Silver Moon by Jen L Grey Welcome to a world where the moon isn’t just a celestial body, but a shimmering portal to unforeseen whimsy and questionable romantic entanglements. In "Silver Moon" by Jen L Grey, published by Amazon in the illustrious year of 2021, we find a narrative that seems to have sprouted from a patch of particularly overgrown imagination—one that may, or may not, have been touched by the hands of fate or possibly just a caffeinated cat. Consider it a literary expedition that flirts with the absurd while tiptoeing through the tulips of teenage angst and celestial love stories. NOTE: A page has come mostly out of the binding, but I have glued it back in. Its all readable and otherwise looks new, but the page in question might be a bit loose. Its like the book was open and someone trod on it, damaging the page and spine at that part, but thats it. Quite readable. Meet your protagonist, who may or may not be a misunderstood hero on the brink of self-discovery or just another cliché waiting to happen. As she gazes longingly at the Silver Moon, her whole life seems to pivot around the flickering glow of this oversized disco ball in the sky—because what else could inspire introspection and poorly thought-out choices? Perhaps there’s a brooding love interest lurking in the shadows, or, spoiler alert, it’s just the neighbor’s cat. The suspense is palpable, or at least mildly entertaining. This book is a delightful concoction of tropes, each more outlandish than the last. Is there a prophecy involving the moon? Check. A love triangle that could rival a particularly dramatic soap opera? Double-check. And let’s not forget the obligatory life lesson disguised as a whimsical journey through the realms of teen romance. Grey’s prose dances like a butterfly on a sugar high, darting from one over-the-top scenario to another, leaving readers wondering whether they should laugh, cry, or simply roll their eyes. But let’s take a moment to admire the publisher: Amazon, where books are not merely published but birthed in the sprawling womb of corporate ambition. You can practically hear the sound of a thousand algorithms collaborating to make sure this narrative sees the light of day. This is the kind of book that, if it were a person, would be the life of the party, clad in glittering sequins yet somehow managing to trip over its own feet while attempting to do the Macarena. So, if you’re searching for literary profundity, perhaps look elsewhere; however, if you’re keen on a good chuckle, you might just be in for a treat. The cover, a kaleidoscope of deep blues and silvery hues, hints at the cosmic adventure that lies within. What could be more enchanting than the thought of navigating through the cosmic chaos of teenage emotions under the watchful eye of the Silver Moon? It’s like a fever dream where reality meets an overzealous Pinterest board, and the result is both confounding and oddly captivating. A protagonist who is possibly more relatable than your last online date. Moonlit escapades that will leave you questioning the laws of physics. Dialogue so slick it could probably moonwalk right off the page. Twists that, if plotted on a map, would resemble a tangled ball of string. A conclusion that may or may not involve an epiphany, depending on the availability of coffee. Condition: Poor, yet somehow rich in character. You may find the pages are dog-eared, as if someone anxiously contemplated the depths of human connection before abandoning their thoughts mid-sentence. There’s a certain charm to the creases and coffee stains, inviting you to embrace the chaos of someone else’s imperfect journey. Perfectly flawed, much like the love story itself. If you’re in the market for a light-hearted romp through the realms of lunar love and cosmic conundrums, "Silver Moon" might just be the quirky companion you didn’t know you were seeking. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the charm of second-hand literature is always just a heartbeat away from pure absurdity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3188/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/silver-moon-jun-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Amazon 9781955616164 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3187 Demon Blood by Jen L Grey In a world where blood types don’t just determine allergies but also your social status, Jen L Grey’s "Demon Blood" slinks its way into your reading list with the elegance of a cat with a hairball. Published in 2022 by the ever-so-pretentiously named Grey Valor, this book teeters on the edge of the supernatural and the downright ludicrous with all the grace of a three-legged giraffe on roller skates. Brace yourself for a heady blend of dark magic, questionable ethics, and the general idea that demons might just be more misunderstood than a vegan at a barbecue. Picture this: a protagonist whose blood runs hotter than a kettle left unattended, and a narrative that prances around like it’s at a medieval fair, all while tossing in modern dilemmas like a salad tossed by a very confused chef. Grey has a knack for capturing the essence of the modern-day angst while also suggesting that perhaps a little demon blood could solve all your existential crises—if only you don’t mind the occasional horn sprouting from your forehead. The plot, or rather the chaotic whirlwind that resembles a plot, invites you to question everything you thought you knew about bloodlines, societal hierarchies, and whether or not it’s wise to throw a rave in a haunted castle. With a plethora of side characters who are as nuanced as a two-dimensional cutout, you’ll find yourself laughing and cringing in equal measure as they stumble through their own narratives, often with less success than a politician at a debate. Among the riveting situations you’re likely to encounter are moments of great import, such as the philosophical implications of demonic influence on your average cup of tea, and the eternal question: should one trust a demon with a British accent? Grey’s dialogue sparkles like soda pop left in the sun—a bit sticky and with a tendency to make you cringe as you realize it’s not quite as refreshing as you hoped. As we meander through the pages, it becomes evident that the author relishes the melodrama like a cat licking its fur after a rainstorm. You’ll find yourself asking the important questions: Is it better to embrace demon blood or stick to the mundane? Can a human and a demon ever truly understand one another, especially when one is busy planning world domination over a nice cup of Earl Grey? And let’s not forget the most pressing query of the tale: are there any side effects that come from mixing demon blood with your average blood type? Spoiler alert: yes, and they’re not pretty. Condition: Good. This book has seen a few battles in the literary arena; you might find the edges slightly worn, like the author’s patience with their own characters. The spine holds together like a reluctant marriage, and you’ll be pleased to know it’s been kept in a smoke-free environment, though not entirely free of the occasional existential crisis, as evidenced by the doodles in the margins. So, if you fancy yourself the type to embrace the oddity of life while sipping on something other than black coffee, "Demon Blood" might just be the curious companion you didn’t know you needed. It offers a delightful romp through the ridiculous, poking gentle fun at its own absurdities while still maintaining a veneer of seriousness that is as fragile as the plot itself. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for something that straddles the line between demonology and awkward social events, then rush, don’t walk, to grab your copy from Crappy Old Books. It’s a thrilling ride that promises to leave your sanity somewhat intact, while firmly planting a seed of doubt regarding your own blood type selections. After all, who wouldn’t want to question their lineage over a cup of tea brewed with a touch of demon flair? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3187/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/demon-blood-jun-2025.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grey Valor 9781955616225 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3186 Cursed Mate by Jen L Grey In a world where the mundane meets the magical, “Cursed Mate” by Jen L Grey delivers a concoction of mayhem and mystique that could only be brewed in the cauldron of 2022. Published by Grey Valor—an imprint that sounds like it was born from an overzealous pub quiz team—this book invites readers into a realm where everything is inexplicably tied to a curse, and that curse may or may not include the protagonist’s taste in partners. Spoiler alert: it does. Imagine, if you will, a land where love is as tangled as the cords behind your grandmother’s television—endlessly frustrating yet oddly comforting. Our hero, or perhaps anti-hero, is undoubtedly caught in a romantic web so sticky it would make even the most resilient of spiders contemplate retirement. As one flips through the pages, readers may find themselves pondering profound questions, such as: What constitutes a “mate”? Is it merely a term of endearment, or does it imply something far more bewildering? And, most importantly, why does every character seem to have a penchant for making terrible life choices? As the plot unfolds with all the grace of a drunken octopus, readers are treated to a series of events that feel both preposterous and oddly relatable. Grey’s writing style dances across the page like a particularly enthusiastic cat on a hot tin roof—entertaining, if not occasionally dangerous for those who prefer their literature to have a solid footing. The characters are less like fully fleshed individuals and more like caricatures you’d find in a low-budget animated series, each with their own quirks that could only be described as “quirky” by the most generous of critics. The book presents a multitude of plot points that can only be classified as a “kitchen sink” approach to storytelling. There are romantic entanglements, confrontations with villainous ex-lovers, and a fair amount of banter that would make even the most seasoned of stand-up comedians roll their eyes. Expect cliffhangers that leave you dangling like a coat on a coat rack—uncomfortably suspended between ‘what just happened?’ and ‘why do I care?’ Condition: Good—this book has seen the world and survived to tell the tale, albeit with a few dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee ring, lending it a distinguished air of ‘I’ve been loved, but maybe not in the way one might prefer’. Perfect for those who enjoy their literature with a side of wear and tear, as if the book has lived through every cliché it could muster. As you navigate through the realms of curses and mates, you may find yourself entertained—or at least mildly amused—by the sheer absurdity of it all. The narrative twists could rival the most elaborate of rollercoasters, albeit one that’s been slightly derailed. And as the pages turn, you’ll likely be left wondering not just about the characters’ fates but also why you still have that bizarre coffee mug collection in your cupboard. So why not grab a copy of “Cursed Mate”? With its strange allure and invitation to explore the chaotic tapestry of relationships and curses, it promises to be a read that neither blesses nor curses—just a quirky little jaunt into literary oddity. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more unpredictable than the plot is the state of the shelves. In conclusion, prepare for a reading experience that’s less about the destination and more about the bizarre journey through a world where curse and mate are just the beginning of an adventure that defies explanation, logic, and probably a few laws of physics as well. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3186/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cursed-mate-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grey Valor 9781955616188 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3185 Shadow Bitten by Jen L Grey In a world where shadows have developed a taste for drama, and light seems to have taken an extended vacation, Jen L Grey invites you to venture into the whimsically dark corridors of “Shadow Bitten.” Set against a backdrop that suggests the author might have watched one too many horror films while drinking herbal tea, this novel promises to tease your mind with its rich tapestry of intrigue and mystery. Or at least, it promises to give you something to read while pretending to look busy at work. Imagine a universe where shadows are not just the things that follow you around when you’re late for the bus. No, these shadows have taken on lives of their own, possibly after a few too many existential crises. They twist, bite, and engage in uninvited philosophical debates over the meaning of existence with the unsuspecting humans they haunt. If you ever felt that your shadow was judging you for eating that extra slice of cake, then this book will resonate with you on a deeply personal level. This book flaunts a plot that is as tangled as your headphones after being stuffed into your pocket. What begins as a seemingly innocuous stroll through the park quickly devolves into a shadowy game of cat and mouse—or perhaps cat and shadow? As our protagonist navigates this quagmire of darkness, you might find yourself wondering if this is an allegory for modern life, or simply an elaborate metaphor for the author’s caffeine addiction. Spoiler: it’s probably both. What’s more, the author, Jen L Grey, deftly weaves in a variety of whimsical characters that are oddly reminiscent of your eccentric relatives at family gatherings—eccentric but oddly lovable. Expect to encounter: A shadow that insists on quoting Shakespeare at inappropriate times A grumpy cat with a PhD in existential philosophy An old man who believes he can negotiate with the dark A teenager obsessed with capturing shadows on social media A bizarre shadow-pet competition that has more rules than the Royal Family As you delve deeper into “Shadow Bitten,” you might start to question your own relationship with darkness. Do you embrace it, or try to outrun it like you would a particularly persistent salesperson? The book offers no clear answers, but it will certainly make for excellent dinner party conversation—if you’re brave enough to share it. Condition: Good. This second-hand novel may show signs of having been read by someone with a flair for the dramatic. Expect some dog-eared pages and possibly a coffee stain on Chapter 3, which serves as a reminder that not all shadows are created equal—especially when they have been stained by spilt chai lattes. So grab your own shadow and snuggle up with “Shadow Bitten.” Whether you find yourself laughing, crying, or contemplating the depths of the universe’s absurdity, one thing is for certain: this book from Crappy Old Books is bound to leave a mark—much like a shadow that refuses to let you go. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3185/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shadow-bitten-jun-2025.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grey Valor 9781955616201 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3184 Shattered Curse by Jen L Grey In a world that appears to be perpetually stuck in a particularly moody winter, let us introduce you to “Shattered Curse” by Jen L Grey, a novel that promises all the thrills of a Wednesday afternoon with a side of existential dread. Published by the ever-so-ambitiously named Grey Valor in 2022, this book does more than just occupy space on your shelf; it subtly mocks your taste in literature while raising questions about your life choices during lockdown. Our protagonist wanders through the pages like they’re a lost sock in the laundry of life, grappling with a curse that apparently shattered but left behind all the shards of awkwardness. One can only imagine the conversations Grey had with her editor about how to make “shattering” sound less dramatic and more like a mild inconvenience. Readers will be left pondering whether the curse is indeed a metaphor for modern relationships or just a literal inconvenience that stopped her from making toast. In the grand tradition of authors who clearly spent too much time in a coffee shop pondering the nature of curses and human interaction, Grey gives us a protagonist with all the charisma of a damp sponge. With her internal monologue so riveting that it could only be compared to watching paint dry, one might find themselves questioning if the real curse is reading the book at all. But fear not, dear reader! For within the pages lies a carefully curated selection of plot points that seem to wander off as if they too are afflicted by the curse of indecision. But what is a curse without its companions? Prepare to meet a cast of characters so vividly painted in shades of grey (yes, we see what you did there, Grey Valor) that they could easily be mistaken for the side characters in a soap opera. From the brooding love interest who has all the emotional depth of a puddle, to the wise-cracking sidekick whose quips fall flatter than a Yorkshire pudding left out in the sun, each character adds a layer of confusion that will leave you wondering if you accidentally skipped a chapter—or a whole book series. One cannot overlook the prose, which flows like a river clogged with leaves. Every sentence brings you closer to an epiphany, or perhaps just a headache. It’s a delightful journey through Grey’s mind, where metaphors bloom like weeds in a neglected garden, only to be mowed down by the sheer weight of over-explanation. The pacing is akin to watching a tortoise negotiate a particularly tricky flight of stairs, leading you to question if you should have brought a snack for the journey. So what can you expect from this tome of half-baked ideas and underdeveloped plots? Look forward to: A convoluted plot that could confuse even the most seasoned detective. Characters who feel like mere placeholders, waiting for someone more interesting to show up. Prose that occasionally shines, only to be overshadowed by an avalanche of cliché. Life lessons that are as profound as a fortune cookie’s wisdom. Questions about curses that may never be answered, much like your last three online orders. Condition: Good, which is a charitable assessment given the dog-eared corners, the faint scent of burnt toast lingering on the pages, and the occasional cryptic note scrawled in the margins, possibly from a previous reader who was as bewildered as you might soon be. You’ll find it slightly charming, much like a cat that occasionally brings home dismembered mice—endearing yet slightly concerning. For those brave enough to traverse the murky waters of “Shattered Curse,” be prepared for an experience that may or may not leave you questioning your understanding of both curses and literature itself. Should you find yourself craving a read that feels like a poorly executed art house film, look no further than this. Don’t forget, this peculiar piece of literature is available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where every purchase comes with a side of irony. Happy reading—or not! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3184/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shattered0curse-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grey Valor 9781955616331 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3183 Fated Souls by Jen L Grey Step into the world of "Fated Souls," a title that, quite frankly, sounds like a 1990s heavy metal band’s name—complete with leather-clad musicians and dubious amounts of eyeliner. Authored by the illustrious Jen L Grey, this tome from the year of our collective existential crisis, 2022, is published by the ever-inquisitive Grey Valor, a name that suggests both mystery and a peculiar affinity for the color grey. This book promises to explore themes that might grab you by the throat and shake you into submission, though you might wonder if that’s a metaphor for life or just a bad dream after binge-watching an obscure sci-fi series. In "Fated Souls," readers are whisked away—if ’whisked’ could be interpreted as being dragged along by a reluctant cat—into a narrative filled with angst, unrequited love, and perhaps the odd prophecy that seems to be cutting it a bit too close to home. While most authors would settle for building a world with coherent geography and a clear timeline, Grey has chosen instead to imbue her characters with a sort of emotional chaos that may remind you of your last family gathering. You know the one; everyone’s just a little too close for comfort, with secrets bubbling under the surface like an uninvited guest at a party. As you flip through these pages, expect to encounter characters so well-defined they practically leap out of the book and demand you buy them a drink. Whether they’ll leave you feeling inspired or simply exhausted is up for debate, but one thing is certain: they have ’issues’—and not just the run-of-the-mill ones. We’re talking about deep, philosophical quandaries that could easily fill a small coffee shop’s worth of therapy sessions. Readers might find themselves nodding in agreement, or perhaps shaking their heads in disbelief as they contemplate the nature of fate and destiny, while quietly questioning their own life choices. The plot, cleverly woven with strands of tension, anticipation, and what we might call ’the occasional plot twist that feels like a really bad haircut,’ meanders through a landscape where fate is less of a guiding star and more of a somewhat incompetent GPS. You’ll wonder if these characters have a good grasp of their destinies or if they’ve simply been handed a map written in a language they’ve never bothered to learn. Whichever the case, prepare for an adventure that promises more existential dread than you signed up for, generously sprinkled with moments of levity that are as welcome as a warm cup of tea on a rainy day—if that tea were served by a rather snarky, existentially-challenged barista. On top of all that, "Fated Souls" is not just a read; it’s an experience—albeit potentially a questionable one, much like trying that new curry place down the road that everyone raves about but you know deep down is going to wreak havoc on your insides. This book dares to ask the tough questions, like whether we’re all just puppets in a cosmic puppet show, or if we’re merely living out a series of unfortunate events, orchestrated by an unseen hand that’s far too busy scrolling through social media to lend a hand. Spoiler alert: It’s probably both. Condition: Gently read, and by ‘gently,’ we mean a slightly dog-eared page here and there, and perhaps a smudge or two from a hasty snack. The spine has not been broken out of sheer love for the written word, and there’s a lingering scent of past readers’ hopes and dreams, though it may also smell faintly of burnt toast—a testament to our collective attempts at self-improvement. It’s not pristine, but hey, neither are our lives, right? So, if you fancy an evening of literary meandering through the murky waters of destiny and desire, all while sitting on your couch in your favourite threadbare pajamas, then "Fated Souls" might just fit the bill. You might laugh, you might cry, and you might even cringe at your own life choices. Whatever you do, be sure to grab it from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more questionable than the inventory is the taste of the staff in their daily coffee brews. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3183/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fated-souls-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grey Valor 9781955616416 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3182 Ruined Mate by Jen L Grey Ruined Mate (2022) Jen L. Grey · Grey Valor Publishing · Paperback Torn fates. Forbidden bonds. One dangerously irresistible shifter. In Ruined Mate, book one of Jen L. Grey’s sizzling dark paranormal romance series, we meet a heroine clawing her way out of a ruined legacy—and into the arms of a brooding alpha she’s supposed to resist. Full of teeth, heat, and high-stakes supernatural politics, this is a fast-paced dive into a world where packs are power, alliances are fragile, and being “mated” doesn’t always mean being safe. Expect fiery chemistry, fated twists, and more than a few steamy complications. Crappy Old Books is proud to offer this not-so-crappy gem for readers who like their romance fierce, their shifters feral, and their heroines done taking orders. Slight wear on the cover (just enough to match the attitude inside). Handle with care—or don’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3182/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ruined-mate-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grey Valor 9781955616287 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3181 The Balletomanes Scrap Book by Arnold L Haskell Ah, "The Balletomanes Scrap Book," the 1936 literary confection brought to you by Arnold L. Haskell—a name that will either dance gracefully across your mind or leave you scratching it in bewilderment. This is not just any old book, dear reader; this is a veritable treasure trove for those who consider the art of ballet not merely an aesthetic experience but a full-time obsession, perhaps rivaling even their caffeine addiction. If you’ve ever thought to yourself, "I wish I could fill my living room with ephemeral snippets of ballet ephemera," then this is the book for you. Or, at least, the book that will take up valuable real estate on your shelf, silently judging you as you binge-watch the latest reality show instead. Obviously it has a faded cover. But it does have a flyer inside for Haagen-Dazs icream, which is apperently available from all Haagen-Dazs shops in: Leicester Square Kings Road Covent Garden Hampstead Heathrow Edinburgh Brighton Oxford Bath Windsor Windsor is the nearest one to me. Flyer has picture of icrecream tub on the other side to wet your appetite. Published by the illustrious A and C Black—who, one can only assume, had a penchant for all things pirouette-related—this volume is a whimsical amalgamation of clippings, photographs, and what can only be described as a hodgepodge of ballet-related musings. You may find yourself entranced by the meticulous care with which balletomanes of yore preserved their treasures, or you might just chuckle at the sheer absurdity of it all. It’s hard to say which is more riveting: the history of ballet as told through yellowing newspaper clippings or the way the word "balletomane" sounds like a cross between a French pastry and a particularly overzealous fandom. Imagine flipping through these pages on a rainy afternoon, the kind of day when you just can’t be bothered to step outside. With each turn, you might contemplate the delicate beauty of the ballet arts while simultaneously questioning why anyone would choose to wear tights in public. This scrapbook serves as a portal to a time when people were unabashedly passionate about ballet and not at all concerned about the practicality of their chosen hobbies. One might even say it captures the spirit of an era that believed in the transformative power of a plié over the mundane trivialities of life. If only we could all float through our daily routines with the elegance of a ballerina, even when confined to the sofa. As you delve deeper, prepare for an eclectic mix of articles, photographs, and illustrations that range from the sublime to the ridiculous. You may stumble across articles that wax lyrical about the romanticism of the ballet while juxtaposing them with images of men in tights that come dangerously close to making you question your life choices. It’s as if each page begs you to ask: “Do I truly understand the artistry behind a grand jeté, or am I merely here for the spectacle?” And let’s not overlook the delightful quirks of the era! With every page turn, you’ll feel as if you’re donning a feather boa and strutting about the stage of the Royal Opera House, perhaps while holding an oversized cocktail because why not? This book is not just a collection; it’s a cultural commentary on the absurdity of being a ballet enthusiast. Who knew you could learn so much about the ephemeral nature of art while simultaneously questioning your own sanity? Condition: Good, which is a polite way of saying that it has experienced the gentle wear and tear that comes with age, much like a seasoned ballerina gracefully transitioning into her twilight years. The corners may be a bit dog-eared, perhaps as if they’ve been reminiscing about the great performances of yesteryear. The spine is intact, yet it carries a certain character, as if it were a well-loved pair of ballet shoes that have danced through the ages. A few loose pages add a touch of unpredictability, much like the performances celebrated within these bound covers. So, whether you’re a hardcore ballet fanatic or someone who simply appreciates the oddities of life, “The Balletomanes Scrap Book” is sure to provide you with more than just a glimpse into the world of ballet. It’s a delightful conversation starter, a quirky addition to your library, and possibly even a catalyst for existential reflection. You may find yourself contemplating the futility of existence while being completely entranced by a particularly well-crafted arabesque. And remember, folks, if you seek a unique reading experience, look no further than Crappy Old Books. Here, the pages may be a little worn, but the stories are anything but dull. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3181/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-balletomanes-scrap-book-jun-2025.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A and C Black no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3180 Fundementals Of Operating Systems by AM Lister In a world where operating systems are oft-shrouded in a veil of mystery and confusion, AM Lister’s "Fundamentals of Operating Systems" emerges from the obscurity of the early 80s like a caffeine-fueled programmer at a midnight hackathon. Published by the venerable Macmillan Press, this book promises to unravel the perplexities of those cryptic machines we so affectionately refer to as computers. The year was 1982, a time when floppy disks were still considered cutting-edge, and "cloud computing" was merely a poetic term for a rainy day. Has a slight warp but that should flatten out if left under a pile of other books and not at an angle in a box with stuff on it. Prepare to be whisked away into the realm of binary trees, mutex locks, and processes that behave more erratically than your Aunt Maud after a sherry. Lister, with all the enthusiasm of a techie during a LAN party, meticulously lays out the foundational blocks of operating systems, as if he were assembling the world’s most complex Lego set. His prose dances through concepts that were once cutting-edge, although today might seem as quaint as a rotary telephone. It’s a nostalgic trip down a memory lane lined with punch cards and CRT monitors. You might wonder why anyone would venture into the pages of a book that seems to belong to the age of dinosaurs—specifically the kind that roamed in the world of tech. Well, dear reader, this tome is as much a historical artifact as it is a manual for unravelling the tangled web of processes and threads. It offers a glimpse into the mindset of an era when programmers wore plaid shirts, and debugging was a sport played with vigor and little mercy. Among the treasures you will find within these pages are the following delights: An exploration of the mythical ‘kernel’—not the kind you find in popcorn, but close enough. A section on semaphores that will make you question why they are not used more in everyday life (to control traffic, perhaps?). A chapter dedicated to the age-old art of memory management, which is surprisingly not about managing your sock drawer. Insightful diagrams that may or may not have been drawn during an actual earthquake. A foray into the world of interrupts, which is less about your Aunt’s unsolicited advice and more about computer responsiveness. As you thumb through the well-thumbed pages, you might come across the occasional coffee stain—an unfortunate souvenir from a previous owner who clearly had more dedication to caffeine than to cleanliness. But worry not! Such imperfections only serve to enhance the book’s character, much like the wrinkles of a beloved grandparent telling tales of yesteryear’s computing breakthroughs. Condition: Good. It has survived the ravages of time and the occasional snack attack, making it a worthy companion for any budding computer scientist or nostalgic tech enthusiast. The spine is intact, although not quite as rigid as it once was—much like a once-aspiring programmer who has since embraced a career in marketing. If you fancy a read that will provide both amusement and education, while simultaneously allowing you to wax lyrical about the bygone days of computing, then look no further! "Fundamentals of Operating Systems" is a delightful blend of irony and insight, ready to enlighten those brave enough to tackle its eccentricities. Secure this gem, and you might just find yourself begrudgingly appreciating the roots of modern computing. So, dear reader, grab this quirky piece of tech history from Crappy Old Books before it finds itself ensconced in obscurity once more. After all, who wouldn’t want to own a slice of the chaotic yet charming world of 1980s programming wisdom? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3180/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fundementals-of-operating-systems-jun-2025.jpg 5.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Press 9780333272879 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3178 Peoples Seas and Ships by Zvi Herman In a world where the seas whisper secrets of bygone eras and ships cradle tales of adventure, Zvi Herman’s *Peoples Seas and Ships* emerges from the depths of 1966 like a maritime memoir from your eccentric uncle, the one who insists on discussing the intricacies of naval nomenclature at every family gathering. Published by Phoenix House, this literary treasure promises to navigate the tumultuous waters of history and humanity, though not without a fair share of choppy prose and dubious historical interpretations. Nice hardback with reasonable dustcover, a bit worn at top as image. However, it includes the dust cover from The Shooting Party by Anton Chekov inside, with a parrot on it, in case you have that book. There is also a basic reciept inside dated 29 August 1995. Includes 10 fold out plates. Imagine, if you will, a time when the mere mention of the sea could evoke daydreams of grand voyages, pirate legends, and the occasional romanticized notion of life aboard a ship, complete with swashbuckling sailors and the smell of brine. Herman attempts to capture this essence, weaving together the tales of various peoples and their ships like a bewildered sailor trying to knit a net with seaweed. The result? An amalgamation of maritime facts that somehow manages to be both enlightening and utterly perplexing. As you navigate through these pages, prepare to encounter a delightful array of nautical oddities. Each chapter offers a new exploration into the world of seafaring, celebrating the myriad cultures that have danced with the waves and wrestled with the storms. But beware! For every fascinating anecdote, there’s an equally bewildering fact that may leave you questioning whether you’re reading an insightful history or a collection of whimsical fishing stories. Herman’s prose is an adventure in itself. You might find yourself pondering whether the author intended to enlighten or entertain, or perhaps both—though the execution leaves much to be desired. Sentences occasionally veer into the realm of the confounding, as if Herman was attempting to distill the essence of a tempest into a teacup. Yet, therein lies the charm—like a ship that’s a tad leaky, it may not be seaworthy, but it’s brimming with personality and the promise of peculiar discoveries. Expect to meet characters that feel like caricatures, each trying to outdo the other in the grand tapestry of maritime life. You’ll encounter fishermen whose tales become grand epics, captains whose exploits rival those of Captain Ahab, and ports that seem to whisper age-old secrets to anyone willing to listen. The prose might just challenge your willingness to suspend disbelief; after all, who wouldn’t want to learn about the intricacies of shipbuilding from a man who seems to have acquired his knowledge from a blend of textbooks and tavern tales? At its heart, *Peoples Seas and Ships* is a love letter to the oceanic wonders of the world, though it often feels more like a postcard with a coffee stain than a well-crafted narrative. It appeals to the whimsically curious and the history buffs who appreciate a good laugh along with their facts. Think of it as a nautical journey that goes slightly off-course, taking you through a maze of maritime mishaps and misunderstandings. Condition: Good. This book has seen the tides of time and is ready to embark on its next adventure with you. The pages are yellowed, as if aged by the sun and salt, and it boasts a cover that has clearly weathered more than a few storms. But fear not, dear reader! It still retains enough charm to guide you through Herman’s labyrinthine prose, ensuring that every flip of the page is an opportunity for discovery—or at the very least, a chuckle. In conclusion, if you’ve ever felt an insatiable urge to understand the intersection of cultures and vessels—albeit through the perhaps muddied lens of Herman’s somewhat chaotic narrative—then *Peoples Seas and Ships* is your ticket to a quirky voyage. Grab a copy, strap on your sea legs, and prepare for a book that’s as unpredictable as the sea itself, all thanks to Crappy Old Books, where the oddest literary treasures await just for you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3178/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/peoples-seas-and-ships-jun-2025.jpg 11.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pheonix House no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3177 Ballet For Beginners by Felicity Gray Welcome to the world of "Ballet for Beginners," where the only thing more delicate than the pirouettes is the paper this book is printed on. Authored by Felicity Gray in the illustrious year of 1952, this literary masterpiece from Phoenix House promises to guide you through the intricacies of ballet with the grace of a swan—if that swan had a touch of existential dread and a penchant for awkwardly oversized tutus. Prepare yourself for a journey that may or may not involve a sprained ankle and a newfound appreciation for the artistry of leg warmers. There is an adendum relating to plate 71, discretely attached to the binding towards the front, which is upside down. However, incase you missed that, someone has annoted plate 71 with a similar message, just so its clear. Its in scribbled handwriting that isn’t very good, which makes it really clear that the hands are the wrong way up. At the heart of this tome lies an ambitious ambition: to transform your living room into a makeshift ballet studio. Armed with a few dubious exercises and the guidance of someone who may or may not have left their ballet career in the 1930s, you’ll learn how to plie and tendu like a true connoisseur—assuming you don’t trip over your own shoelaces. Felicity’s prose is as captivating as a first position, and just as prone to wobble off balance as you attempt that oh-so-elegant grand jeté. The illustrations are a delightful anachronism—black-and-white photographs of people in full tutu regalia, displaying both the fervor of the dance and the unfortunate hairstyles of the time. You might find yourself wondering if the hairstyles were meant to distract from the footwork or if they were simply a bold statement of mid-century fashion. Either way, you’ll be swept away by the sheer audacity of it all—or at least you would, if you weren’t busy trying to figure out how to properly execute a plié without resembling a less-than-graceful flamingo. In this edition, Felicity Gray offers various tips that are as charmingly outdated as they are bewildering—such as the correct method for tying your ballet slippers, which seems to involve a technique that has more in common with fishing knots than with any form of graceful movement. Who knew that the ballet world was just a continuation of Boy Scout camp? You’ll also enjoy the delightful practice of reading about dance while sitting on your couch, perhaps with a cup of tea, proving once and for all that one can be an “armchair ballerina” without ever leaving the comforts of their own home. As you meander through this book, expect to encounter a myriad of delightful contradictions. On one hand, you’ll be inspired to stretch your limbs and expand your skill set; on the other, you might find yourself wondering if the real art lies in the ability to stay upright in your living room while navigating the complexities of the human body. Felicity’s humor shines through, albeit in a slightly bewildering manner that may leave you questioning whether the tips provided are meant for serious dancers or just for those who enjoy the occasional clumsy pirouette in private. Condition: This particular copy is in “Good” condition, which in the world of second-hand books means it has likely seen its fair share of tea spills, enthusiastic annotations, and possibly a cat or two deciding to use it as a makeshift scratching post. While the corners may be slightly dog-eared and the spine perhaps a bit creaky, it’s all part of its charming character. The pages still retain a certain crispness, though you may want to keep an eye out for the occasional flyaway page that insists on escaping its binding at the most inopportune moments. To summarize, if you’re looking to embrace the elegance of ballet while simultaneously indulging in a hearty laugh at the absurdity of attempting to dance in your living room, then "Ballet for Beginners" by Felicity Gray is the book for you. It’s a delightful conundrum wrapped in tulle, bound by nostalgia, and sold exclusively by Crappy Old Books. Get ready to discover if you have what it takes to become a ballet enthusiast—or if your true calling is to be a connoisseur of quirky literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3177/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ballet-for-beginners-jun-2025.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phoenix House no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3176 An Introduction To Compiler Writing by JS Rohl Imagine, if you will, a world in 1975, where disco balls twinkled under the fluorescent lights of a burgeoning tech revolution. Amidst the vibrant chaos of vinyl records and questionable hairstyles emerged a tome that promised to unravel the mysteries of language processing: "An Introduction to Compiler Writing" by the illustrious JS Rohl. This book is not merely an introduction; it’s an invitation to a grand adventure through the labyrinthine mind of coding. A world where binary reigns supreme, and every semicolon is a tiny bastion of order in an otherwise chaotic realm of ones and zeroes. With a charmingly unassuming cover that might have been designed during a particularly uninspired afternoon tea, this book beckons the intrepid programmer with promises of enlightenment. One cannot help but wonder if Rohl was composing this opus while sipping Earl Grey and contemplating the existential dread of syntax errors brought on by caffeine overdoses. Either way, the book is filled with the kind of knowledge that leaves one feeling either profoundly enlightened or wholly perplexed. Many have journeyed through its pages, exiting either as compiler wizards or just slightly dazed individuals who now understand what “parsing” means but not how to apply it without breaking into a cold sweat. For those who think compiler writing is merely about shuffling bits of code around like a deck of cards at a pub, prepare to have your expectations shattered! Rohl delves into such labyrinthine concepts that you may find yourself questioning why you ever thought that programming was a straightforward affair. Who knew that lexical analysis could be as complicated as a family reunion? Or that parsing techniques could rival the intricate dance of a fox on a hot tin roof? One might argue that this book is a bit like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions—frustrating but oddly satisfying once the dust settles. As you leaf through the chapters, you might encounter such delightful sections as: The Syntax of Syntax: A Love Story Lexical Analysis: A Cautionary Tale Parsing Strategies: All You Need Is a Stack Code Generation: Because Why Not? Optimisation: The Art of Making Things Confusing In true 1970s fashion, Rohl’s prose is as dense as an overcooked Yorkshire pudding, bursting with technical jargon that could intimidate even the most seasoned software engineer. The pages are peppered with diagrams that look like they were crafted during the dawn of the graphical user interface, evoking an era where creativity clashed with clunky design in the most thrilling of ways. The book’s charm lies in its imperfection—like a delightful puzzle missing a piece or a cup of tea with a dash too much milk. Condition: Good. This copy has been lovingly preserved, with only the faintest of coffee stains adorning its pages—testament to the many late nights spent grappling with its content. The spine creaks nostalgically, echoing the age of floppy disks and punch cards, and the corners exhibit just the right amount of wear, suggesting that it has seen more than a few programming marathons in its day. Whether you are an aspiring compiler writer, a seasoned coder looking for a nostalgic trip down memory lane, or simply an individual with too much time and an insatiable curiosity, "An Introduction to Compiler Writing" offers a unique glimpse into the mind of a programmer from an age gone by. At the very least, it serves as a conversation starter at parties—"Oh, you’ve never discussed lexical analysis over a pint? You clearly haven’t lived!" So grab this quirky relic and prepare for a journey into a world where every misstep is just another opportunity for learning, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3176/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-introduction-to-compiler-writing-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macdonald and Janes no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3175 Romance Of Empire - South Africa by Ian D Covlin Welcome, dear reader, to the delightful world of “Romance Of Empire - South Africa,” a literary treasure trove that was plucked from the dusty shelves of 1909, where the ink was still fresh, and the colonial ideals were in full bloom. Ian D Covlin, your guide on this dubious adventure, seems to have taken an entire bottle of ambition and poured it into this tome, resulting in a heady mix of romantic idealism and imperial bravado that would make even the most stoic of historians roll their eyes. Imagine, if you will, a time when empires were all the rage and the sun truly never set on them, except for, you know, during the occasional eclipse or when the British were busy trying to make tea in a monsoon. Covlin’s book is like a Victorian postcard from South Africa, replete with all the trimmings of adventure, conquest, and the occasional cringe-worthy racial stereotype that made the era both fascinating and utterly bewildering. Perhaps it’s a love letter to the land, or maybe it’s a poorly crafted soap opera set against a backdrop of tea plantations and military exploits. The truth may lie somewhere in between, obscured by the smoke of a once-glorious empire now resigned to the annals of history. As you leaf through this paragon of early 20th-century literature, you might find yourself captivated by Covlin’s ability to romanticize fields of battle and dusty outposts, rendering them as charming backdrops for tales of dashing heroes and plucky heroines with questionable accents. One can only speculate about the Victorian tea-and-scones gatherings that must have ensued after its publication, filled with earnest discussions about the merits of “empire” and the latest fashions in safari wear. Now, let’s not forget the sheer audacity of a book like this, which attempts to intertwine personal anecdotes with grand historical narratives that are, at best, a bit of a stretch. Covlin seems to relish in the art of embellishment, spinning tales of conquest with the same ease as one might throw a party for an unwelcome cousin. Just imagine the illustrious characters he conjures: soldiers with hearts of gold, missionaries with questionable motives, and native tribes portrayed as either noble savages or perplexing enigmas. But fear not; this is not merely a history lesson shrouded in the musty aroma of dust jackets and outdated views. It’s a cacophony of melodrama and adventure that begs to be read in a snazzy armchair, preferably while sipping something strong enough to dilute the absurdity of it all. From the sweeping landscapes to the clashing cultures, “Romance Of Empire” champions everything that makes you want to laugh, cry, and perhaps even cringe, all at once. Condition: Good—though “good” in 1909 may mean “slightly battered and well-loved,” with dog-eared pages that have turned from crisp white to an alluring shade of taupe. Expect the occasional annotation from previous owners who surely felt compelled to add their thoughts, possibly in the margins, perhaps bemoaning the absurdity of it all just as you might. Pages are intact but may have the scent of ages past clinging to them like a stubborn fog. Whether you’re a serious historian, a casual reader, or someone who simply collects curiously outdated views on culture and society, this book has something for everyone. It’s a walk down memory lane that’s decidedly crooked, with the occasional pothole of irony thrown in for good measure. Grab your own copy today, and take a leisurely stroll through the romanticized odyssey that is empire, as told by Ian D Covlin. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where nostalgia meets bemusement, and every title is more than just a book—it’s a conversation starter that might just leave you questioning your entire reading experience. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3175/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/romance-of-empire-south-africa-jun-2025.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books TC and EC Jack no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3172 Best Religious Jokes by Edward Philips Welcome, dear reader, to the delightful and occasionally bewildering world of “Best Religious Jokes” by the illustrious Edward Philips, published by Wolfe Publishing in the groovy year of 1969. This is a compendium of comedic musings that aims to explore the perplexing intersection where faith meets folly. One can only wonder what divine inspiration—or perhaps a well-timed pun—led Philips to compile this treasury of chuckles with a celestial twist. Was there a divine apparition in a smoke-filled room, perhaps? Who can say? This is a small phamphlet type book with 64 pages and a staple binding. As you leaf through this vintage tome, you may find yourself pondering the age-old question: is it blasphemous to laugh at the Almighty? Or perhaps it’s a heavenly way to embrace the absurdity of existence? With puns that could make the most devout chuckle and punchlines that might raise a few eyebrows, Philips invites us to consider the lighter side of life’s serious questions. After all, it’s widely accepted that laughter is the best medicine—unless you’re a fundamentalist, in which case we might recommend a dose of somber reflection instead. The 1960s was a time of radical change and cultural upheaval, and what better way to ride the wave of social revolution than with a book full of cheeky quips? This collection promises to be a time capsule of sorts, a snapshot of a decade when bell-bottoms and beards were all the rage, alongside the equally fashionable art of humorous reverence—or irreverence, depending on how you look at it. Think of it as a cross between a Sunday sermon and a night at the comedy club, minus the neon lights and with a lot more holy water. Readers will find a veritable smorgasbord of religious jests within these pages, from jokes about the rapture to observations about the afterlife, and a whole host of divine dilemmas that will have you giggling and groaning in equal measure. Here’s a taste of what awaits: Heavenly puns that will have you questioning your place in the cosmos. Divine wordplay that’s just cheeky enough to be considered holy mischief. Riddles so profound they could make a theologian raise an eyebrow. Observations that might just make you rethink your next Sunday service. Jokes that could bring even the most stoic of clergy to a chuckle. You may find that this book serves not only as entertainment but also as a conversation starter in the most unexpected of situations. Imagine gathering your friends at a soiree and suddenly whipping out this tome, armed with the most dubious of punchlines. “Did you hear the one about the monk who couldn’t stop praying?” you might ask, eyes twinkling with mischief. The room may erupt in laughter, or, conversely, could descend into a theological debate that would make for an unforgettable evening. Either way, your choice of literature will undoubtedly be the talk of the night. Condition: Good, though it bears the unmistakable patina of a book that has lived its life with gusto. Expect some pages that are yellowed in character, as though they’ve been steeped in the warmth of countless Sunday mornings and late-night haikus. The book may even have the faint aroma of incense or perhaps even a whiff of something less holy, like stale coffee from a church basement. An absolute treasure for those who appreciate the charming imperfections of life—and literature. So come one, come all, to explore the comedic side of the divine! “Best Religious Jokes” is not merely a book; it’s an experience, a journey into the light-hearted realm of faith and folly. Whether you’re a believer seeking to chuckle at the absurdities of life or a skeptic looking for a good laugh, Edward Philips has you covered. Grab your copy today, available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where we sell the literary equivalent of a thrift shop find—quirky, unexpected, and oh-so-charming! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3172/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/best-religious-jokes-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wolfe Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3171 The Duke Of Puddle Dock by Nigel Barley In the grand tradition of eccentric British literature, "The Duke Of Puddle Dock" by Nigel Barley presents a whimsical foray into the unexpected, where the title alone suggests that some semblance of nobility may be found amidst the murky waters of the Thames. Published in 1993 by Penguin—who are surely still recovering from the sheer audacity of this work—Barley invites readers into a realm where dukes and docks collide in a cacophony of absurdity, humour, and a generous splash of muck. One must wonder if Puddle Dock is a real place or merely a figment of Barley’s imagination, perhaps concocted after a particularly raucous evening spent in the company of dubious fishmongers. In a narrative that promises nothing short of delightful chaos, we meet a cast of characters whose motives are as slippery as the eels they may or may not be trying to catch. Will the titular duke don his rubber boots to navigate the murky depths of his own privilege? Or will he instead find solace in a good old-fashioned scone fight? The answer, dear reader, is shrouded in mystery, much like the depths of Puddle Dock itself. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll be treated to Barley’s signature wit—sharp enough to slice through the thickest of fog and dense enough to require a GPS for navigation. Each chapter is likely to introduce you to a new level of absurdity that makes you question not only the sanity of the characters but your own decision to embark on this literary journey. Possibly influenced by the spirit of the era (the 1990s were a whimsical time, after all), Barley’s pen dances with the grace of a drunken swan, leaving no topic untouched and no taboos undisturbed. Readers may find themselves pondering several critical questions as they travel through this peculiar narrative landscape: What exactly does one wear to a duel in a dock? Is a duke still a duke if he can’t find his crown in the muddy waters? Can tea time ever truly be salvaged after a major splash incident? What are the implications of a royal decree issued while standing in a puddle? And can a man in wellies ever truly be considered a gentleman? Barley, in his inexplicable wisdom, seems to relish in the absurdity of societal norms while simultaneously mocking them with his flamboyant prose. The Duke Of Puddle Dock is not merely a novel; it’s an experience that might leave you questioning if you’ve unwittingly stumbled into the realm of the surreal or merely the pub down the street after too many pints. Each page is filled with enough cheeky observations to fill a diary, should you choose to keep one, and enough quirky characters to populate an entire village—or at least a slightly damp pub. Condition: Good—though one must consider that the book’s condition may only slightly reflect the state of its characters. The spine might be a tad creased from countless chuckles, and the corners perhaps bear the subtle imprint of a past reader who may have reckoned with the absurdity of it all. There’s a certain charm in the well-loved pages, hinting that others have also ventured into Barley’s whimsical world and emerged with both laughter and befuddlement. Whether you’re seeking to expand your collection of literary oddities or merely want to plumb the depths of a duke’s misadventures in a puddle (because who doesn’t?), "The Duke Of Puddle Dock" is a splendid choice. Find this quirky treasure, among many others, at Crappy Old Books, where the crappiness is, in fact, a badge of honour. After all, what’s more delightful than a well-worn book that guarantees you’ll never look at a puddle—or a duke—the same way again? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3171/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-duke-of-puddle-dock-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140145366 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3170 Aeroplanes 1919-1939 by Howard Linecar Aeroplanes 1919–1939 (1969) by Howard Linecar Published by Ernest Benn – Available from Crappy Old Books Step into the cockpit of aviation history with this charmingly detailed survey of aircraft from the golden interwar years. Originally published in 1969, Aeroplanes 1919–1939 by Howard Linecar offers a nostalgic look back at the fragile biplanes, sleek monoplanes, and iconic airliners that bridged the gap between the Great War and the Second World War. From barnstormers to flying boats, Linecar catalogues a fascinating array of aircraft, blending technical notes with the sort of precise, unfussy prose that makes vintage aviation enthusiasts nod in approval. No glossy coffee-table fluff here—just the solid facts, occasional black-and-white photos, and that glorious mid-century smell of musty paper and mild regret. A must-have for collectors, armchair pilots, and anyone who likes their books slightly yellowed and their aircraft thoroughly obsolete. Proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, because not all treasures are shiny. Book is probably designed for young people, but its not really a kids book. Has a Snoopy sticker on the back thats not fully on as it was stuck, possibly by accident to the top corner near the spine. This is an ex-library book from London Borough of BarnetPublic Libraries and has a London Transport bus ticket in the fron t dated 28 June 1993. Has plastic protective cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3170/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aeroplanes-1919-1939-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ernest Benn no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3169 Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar by Denys Parsons Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare to be thoroughly bemused by the whimsically titled tome, "Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar," penned by the cheeky wordsmith Denys Parsons in the gloriously kitschy year of 1965. It’s a book that promises not just a chuckle or two, but rather a full-on cognitive dissonance that will leave you pondering whether you’ve entered the realm of comedy or the annals of peculiar British banter. One cannot help but wonder: was the title a clever ruse to cover an array of misfits in comedic form, or did Parsons simply delight in the perplexity of the average reader? Only the pages within can unveil the mystery—or perhaps only your local pub quiz night can truly prepare you for the bizarre concoctions found herein. Published by Pan Books, those purveyors of literary curiosities, this peculiar collection is likely to contain witty quips, absurd anecdotes, and perhaps a sprinkling of the surreal. Given that the 1960s were a heady time of social revolution and questionable fashion choices, one can only speculate what hilarities Parsons might have brewed. Imagine a world where Monty Python hadn’t yet taken flight, and instead, the likes of Parsons were left holding the comedic flag—a comedy of errors, if you will, tangled up in the very fabric of British culture. As you flip through the pages, expect to find an array of hilarious contradictions and delightful absurdities, as the author takes you on an unpredictable journey through the annals of humor. Is it observational comedy? Slapstick? A veritable potpourri of irony wrapped in a bow of surrealism? You’ll find yourself wondering if you’re reading a book or deciphering a cryptic crossword puzzle, where every clue leads to yet another layer of confusion. It’s a literary game of charades, and you’re invited to play! If you’re curious about the kind of laughter that might erupt from the contents of this book, prepare yourself for: Witty asides that make you question your own sanity. Absurd situations that feel all too familiar yet wholly implausible. Unlikely characters that could have sprung from the mind of a particularly eccentric aunt. Wordplay that may induce both laughter and groans, depending on your sense of humour. The lingering question of whether this is all one elaborate joke. But what is a comedy without a touch of irony? Here lies the crux of Denys Parsons’ genius: he invites the reader not merely to laugh, but to ponder the very nature of what is "funny." Is it merely a punchline, or is it the beauty found in life’s utterly ridiculous moments? The book challenges you to consider how humor can be both a delightful escape and a reflection of life’s inherent absurdities. Perhaps it’s this layered complexity that adds a certain charm to the narrative—or, more likely, it’s just a collection of odd thoughts strung together like a rather off-kilter beaded necklace. Condition: Fair, which, in the world of second-hand books, often means that the spine might be more cracked than an egg at a breakfast buffet, but the pages are still filled with delightful oddities. Expect the occasional dog-ear or coffee stain, which only adds to the charm of this quirky literary artifact. After all, what’s a book without a bit of character, much like the eccentric characters you’ll meet within? So, if you have a penchant for the peculiar, a soft spot for the absurd, or simply a desire to explore the fringes of 1960s British humor, then "Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar" is waiting for you. Grab your copy today, and if you find yourself laughing in fits and starts, remember: it’s all part of the experience offered by Crappy Old Books, where literary treasures and curious oddities await your perusal! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3169/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/funny-ha-ha-and-funny-peculiar-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3168 The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said by Robert Byrne In a world where the art of conversation is often reduced to the exchange of memes and emojis, Robert Byrne’s "The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said" stands as a quirky, dog-eared shrine to the verbal witticisms of yore. Published in 1984 by Sphere Books—a year when leg warmers were in vogue and disco had just begun to fade into the sunset—this collection prides itself on bringing you the crème de la crème of random musings, profound insights, and utterly ridiculous one-liners. It’s like perusing the literary equivalent of a vintage shop where every item has a story and every story is frayed at the edges. Why 637, you ask? Why not round it up to 640 or down to 600? One can only speculate that Byrne was caught in a numerical existential crisis, meticulously curating each quote as if they were precious artifacts—perhaps while sipping a nostalgic cup of instant coffee. Each entry could very well be a mini life lesson, a chuckle-inducing quip, or a head-scratching remark from someone who definitely should have stayed off the soapbox. With no clear theme binding them together other than a vague promise of "best things," they invite you to ponder whether the best things are indeed the best things or just the most absurd things someone could think to say. Let’s delve into what awaits you within these pages. Imagine flipping through a series of delightful and disjointed thoughts that span the spectrum from the profound to the patently ridiculous. You might stumble upon these gems: "I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do." "A day without laughter is a day wasted." "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke." With 637 quotes at your fingertips, you’ll be armed to the teeth when it comes to social gatherings. Who needs small talk when you can deliver a perfectly timed quip that leaves everyone confused yet amused? It’s like having a secret weapon against awkward silences, or, at the very least, a guarantee that someone will roll their eyes at your next dinner party. Surely, that counts for something? Condition: The copy you hold is in good condition, which is a euphemism for “slightly battered and weathered but still fighting.” The spine may have seen better days, but like a seasoned raconteur, it holds stories—so many stories. Expect some yellowed pages that have endured the test of time, much like the quotes themselves. A few coffee rings may even grace the cover, ensuring that it’s officially a "well-loved" book rather than a pristine artifact of literary history. In a society bombarded with self-help and motivational quotes that often feel more like a corporate directive than genuine wisdom, Byrne’s collection is a delightful reprieve. It serves as a reminder that sometimes the best words are those that make you laugh, cringe, or question the sanity of the human experience. Perfect for those late-night musings or as a quirky gift for that friend who always insists they have “the best lines.” So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos of human expression, consider picking up a copy of "The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"—and while you’re at it, perhaps a few more curiosities from Crappy Old Books to round out your collection of eccentricity. Because, let’s face it, who wouldn’t appreciate a few more oddities on their bookshelf? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3168/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-637-best-things-anybody-ever-said-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books 9780722121238 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3167 Camus by Adele King Welcome to a literary conundrum wrapped in existential musings, all neatly packed in a cover that may or may not have once belonged to someone who earnestly attempted to read French philosophy. "Camus" by Adele King, published in 1968 by the esteemed Oliver and Boyd, is a curious artifact from a time when beards were bushy and the coffee was perpetually strong. Let us embark on a whimsical journey through the pages of a book that aims to explore the mind of a man who famously declared that life is but a series of absurd events, much like your uncle’s obsession with collecting spoons. The book serves as a peculiar homage to the brilliant yet brooding Albert Camus, a man who likely would have raised an eyebrow at the mere idea of turning his life’s work into a paperback. With every turn of the page, readers might expect to find profound insights, only to be met instead with interpretations that are both delightfully convoluted and remarkably straightforward. King’s prose dances a fine line between the poetically profound and the whimsically absurd, leaving you to wonder if perhaps she spent more time crafting clever puns than dissecting the true essence of Camus—and doesn’t that sound like a delightful afternoon? What can one expect to find within these hallowed pages? The answer, dear reader, is as elusive as the meaning of life itself. You might stumble upon a medley of thoughts that could include but are not limited to: Unraveling the mysteries of the universe while sipping tea that has grown cold. A comparison of existential dread to the peculiar behavior of cats, which is somehow both funny and highly relatable. Overly elaborate metaphors that attempt to explain the human condition through the lens of a particularly irritable parakeet. Footnotes that may or may not reference obscure 1960s pop culture phenomena. Delightful tangents that lead you down rabbit holes of thought you never intended to explore. As you navigate through the text, you may find yourself questioning whether Adele King is a profound thinker or simply someone with a penchant for sarcasm. Either way, the experience is akin to meeting a wise old owl who, despite appearing very knowledgeable, occasionally forgets where it left its glasses. The text serves as a reminder that even when pondering the profound, it’s entirely acceptable to giggle at the absurdities of life. Condition: This particular copy of "Camus" is in good condition, which is another way of saying it has survived the trials and tribulations of previous owners with only a few dog-eared pages and a spine that hasn’t completely surrendered to the weight of literary ambition. It may carry the aroma of musty libraries and late-night philosophical debates, which many would argue adds to its charm. Minor annotations in the margins reveal the ruminations of past readers—were they profound thoughts or merely shopping lists? Only time, and perhaps the reader’s imagination, will tell. So whether you consider yourself a die-hard existentialist or merely someone who stumbled upon this book while searching for a doorstop, "Camus" by Adele King is the perfect addition to your collection of quirky second-hand books. It’s a conversation starter, a source of bafflement, and perhaps a smidgen of enlightenment, all rolled into one. Available now, but be warned: you may be compelled to ponder the absurdities of life far longer than you planned. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, where we celebrate the beautifully flawed and unapologetically quirky side of literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3167/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/camus-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oliver and Boyd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3165 Programming PHP by Rasmus Lerdorf and Kevin Tatroe Ah, the early 2000s—a time when baggy jeans were a fashion statement and the internet was still a novel concept for many. Amidst this cultural whirlwind, Rasmus Lerdorf and Kevin Tatroe emerged as the proverbial knights in shining armor for those brave enough to take on the world of PHP programming. What is PHP, you ask? Why, it’s only the language that helped power the dynamic web, transforming static pages into vibrant, interactive experiences. This book, "Programming PHP," captures the very essence of that era—one where the excitement of coding could be felt even by those who thought HTML was a type of sandwich. Have you ever wanted to delve into the obscure art of server-side scripting? Or perhaps you simply wish to impress your friends with your newfound ability to create an online guestbook that no one will ever sign? Whatever your intentions, this book is your backstage pass to the PHP concert of the century. With a cover that screams ‘I might have been at a LAN party last night,’ and pages that hold the wisdom of the ancients (or at least the early 2000s), this tome promises to unlock the secrets of dynamic web content creation—even if your biggest accomplishment to date has been sending a particularly witty email. With its charmingly outdated examples and syntax that harkens back to a simpler time, "Programming PHP" invites you to revel in the nostalgia of a period when dinosaurs roamed the earth (and by dinosaurs, we mean dial-up connections). As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself questioning not just the code, but also the choices you’ve made in your life leading to this moment. After all, who wouldn’t want to learn about dynamic web pages while simultaneously contemplating their own existential dread? The authors, in their infinite wisdom, guide you through a series of invaluable lessons that cover everything from the basics of PHP syntax to the more advanced topics, such as database integration—because what could be more thrilling than trying to connect a server to a database while your cat knocks your coffee over? You’ll encounter topics such as: Variable declarations that feel like they belong in a Victorian novel. Control structures that bring new meaning to the term "if this, then that." Functions that are as mysterious as they are essential. Database manipulation that might evoke memories of your high school chemistry class. Debugging with a finesse that even Sherlock Holmes would admire. Now, let’s talk about the condition of this particular volume. Condition: As New. Yes, you read that right. This book has survived the ravages of time, untouched except for the occasional dust bunny and the faint whiff of nostalgia. It has not been thumbed through by generations of aspiring coders, nor has it been subjected to the indignity of coffee stains or questionable bookmarks (unless you count a pizza receipt from 2003). It stands ready to transform your life in ways you never thought possible—like making you a certified member of the PHP elite or at least giving you a solid excuse to avoid social engagements. As you embark on your journey through the pages of "Programming PHP," remember that you’re not just learning to code—you’re participating in a cultural rite of passage. You’re joining a community of code-wielding wizards who often speak in acronyms and gather in dimly lit rooms to share tales of their triumphs and tribulations. Who knows, you might even find yourself yearning for the days when your biggest concern was whether your website would load quickly enough to impress your friends (spoiler: it probably won’t). So, if you’re ready to take the plunge into the whimsical and occasionally chaotic world of PHP programming, this book is your trusty guide. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the authors is, well, the jokes about how slow the internet used to be. Embrace the irony, cherish the quirkiness, and prepare for a programming adventure that might just awaken the coder within—or at the very least, give you something to do while you’re waiting for the kettle to boil. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3165/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/programming-php-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books OReilly 9781565926103 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3164 The Stamp Collector - A Guide To The Worlds Postage Stamps by Stanley C Johnson In the grand pantheon of literature, few tomes have the audacity to muse over the humble postage stamp quite like Stanley C. Johnson’s "The Stamp Collector - A Guide To The World’s Postage Stamps." Published in the halcyon days of 1937 by Herbert Jenkins, this work is not just a guide; it’s an epistolary expedition through the colourful, adhesive world of philately, a term so rarely used that you might as well be announcing your love for kale smoothies at a sausage fest. With the elegance of a Victorian gentleman and the enthusiasm of a child let loose in a candy store, Johnson takes us on a whimsical journey through the sticky, gummed wonders that have graced envelopes worldwide. As if he’s orchestrating a grand symphony, he unveils the intricate dance of postage stamps through time—starting from the heady days of the penny black, which is not actually a drink, despite what the tavern regulars might tell you. But what exactly are you to expect from this historical masterpiece? Perhaps the riveting insight into how postage stamps have played a pivotal role in diplomacy, stealthily connecting far-flung corners of the globe while remaining utterly oblivious to the ongoing drama that is human interaction. Or perhaps the splendid accounts of the printing processes, which, if you squint hard enough, might remind you of that time your friend tried to recreate a famous artist’s work using nothing but a potato and a questionable sense of ambition. Among the array of curious facts and figures, Johnson provides unparalleled details concerning the world of collectors—those passionate souls who invest not just their time but also their sanity, chasing after elusive stamps like a dog chasing its own tail. Within these pages, you’ll find tips on how to build your own stamp collection, which probably involves more elbow grease than you’d think—after all, no one ever said that philately was just a fancy term for sitting around in your slippers, munching on biscuits. Indeed, the author himself seems to have a peculiar understanding of the quirks and foibles of his fellow enthusiasts. You may even find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, as he deftly captures the very essence of stamp collecting, a hobby revered by few and misunderstood by many. Perhaps you’ll gain a newfound respect for the ink and paper treasures that accompany the love letters of yore, or you might simply chuck this book onto your shelf as a conversation starter at your next dinner party, right next to that book on quantum physics you’ve never opened. Condition: The book is in good condition, a delightful reminder that time has taken its toll in a charming way—much like your uncle who insists on wearing the same tweed jacket to every family gathering. The pages are crisp enough to keep your stamp-hunting ambitions alive, with only minor yellowing that lends it an air of authenticity, as if each smudge were a badge of honour from its previous owner’s own stamp-collecting odyssey. So, whether you are a seasoned philatelist or someone who merely happens to have an unhealthy fascination with tiny paper rectangles, this book serves as both a guide and an amusing commentary on the absurdities of life. It’s a tête-à-tête with history that leaves one pondering whether the true treasure lies in the stamps themselves or in the peculiar characters who collect them. As you thumb through the pages of "The Stamp Collector," you may find yourself inadvertently drawn into the community of collectors, forever altered by the gentle allure of these tiny pieces of history. When you’ve finished, don’t forget to share your newfound knowledge with friends—or to simply leave the book to gather dust on your shelf, as is the tradition of all who have ever aspired to be a collector. After all, every once in a while, someone needs to buy a book from Crappy Old Books just to appreciate the delightful quirkiness of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3164/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-stamp-collector-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herbert Jenkins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3163 Christies Review Of The Year 1967-1968 by Christies Ah, the swinging sixties! A time of flared trousers, psychedelic patterns, and the ever-present scent of revolution wafting through the air like a poorly rolled cigarette. And what better way to relive those groovy days than by flipping through the pages of "Christies Review Of The Year 1967-1968"? This charming volume, an assemblage of notable auction highlights, is more than just a book; it’s an extravagant time capsule that captures the cultural zeitgeist through the lens of a rather posh auction house. It’s like stepping into a time machine that only travels to fancy art galleries, but without the risk of a malfunctioning flux capacitor. NOTE: Slightly warped. Has possibly been exposed to moisture, but is not water damaged, but has warped slightly, concave to front. I have flicked through it and all the pages appear free, but a couple threaten to be stuck together slightly towards the spine. I haven’t loosened all the pages, but its mostly 99% free, it just makes a crinkly sound as its opened for the first time in 50 years. Within these pages lies a treasure trove of opulence, featuring everything from priceless paintings to absurdly ornate silverware that one would assume is only brought out for special occasions—like royal weddings or the occasional Tuesday when one fancies a cup of tea with a side of extravagance. This is the kind of book that could make even a humble teapot seem like it possesses the weightiness of a Shakespearean tragedy, if Shakespeare had taken a keen interest in interior decorating. What delights await you in this 1968 edition? Here’s a taste of what you can expect: An extensive list of items auctioned off, from the bizarre to the bizarrely expensive. Intricate descriptions that could put even the most mundane object on a pedestal. Photographs that capture pieces of history—though not all of them may be historically significant, let’s be honest. A strong whiff of nostalgia that might be mistaken for petrichor or possibly just your grandparents’ attic. Insights into the art world that might just leave you questioning your own taste in décor—even if it’s just a potted plant. As you immerse yourself in this delightful collection, you might find yourself contemplating the strange and often whimsical world of auctioneering. One can only imagine the heated debates over the worth of a particularly avant-garde piece of art that may, in fact, just be an old sock draped over a chair. It’s a chance to ponder how value is often assigned in the most curious of ways and how sometimes, the most outrageous things become the most desirable. The auction world, as depicted in this review, could be considered a kind of circus—complete with clowns (albeit very serious ones in bowler hats) and a ringmaster (likely a very posh gentleman with a monocle). In 1967-68, the world was evolving, and so were the tastes of collectors and connoisseurs. This book manages to capture that delightful tension between what is deemed high art and what might just be an elaborate prank. Condition: Good. One might find the spine a bit creased, perhaps from numerous perusals as the previous owner tried to impress their friends with their eclectic taste. The pages are yellowed, but not so much that one cannot discern the charming anecdotes and listings within. Ideal for anyone wishing to host a dinner party and needing some conversational material that veers into eccentricity. So, whether you are an art aficionado, a casual browser, or someone who just enjoys the smell of old books (and who doesn’t?), "Christies Review Of The Year 1967-1968" promises to deliver a quirky look back at a time when the world was both serious and absurd, often at the same time. Available through Crappy Old Books, your gateway to all things delightfully outdated and odd, this book is a reminder that history can be as curious as it is educational, especially when framed by the glitz of an auction house. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3163/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/christies-review-of-the-year-1967-1968-jun-2025.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Christies no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3162 Stargazing With A Telescope by Robin Scagell Prepare yourself for a cosmic journey of astronomical proportions with Robin Scagell’s masterpiece, “Stargazing With A Telescope.” Published in the illustrious year of 2000—when the world was still reeling from Y2K fears and the Spice Girls were at the apex of cultural relevance—this book offers a delightful blend of scientific insight and the peculiar charm of its era. It’s a bit like finding a vintage vinyl record of a pop song you didn’t like back then, but now enjoy ironically. What could possibly go wrong? In “Stargazing With A Telescope,” Scagell invites aspiring astronomers and reluctant stargazers alike to embark on a journey through the cosmos, all while sitting comfortably in your garden or on the roof of your flat. Forget about expensive space trips or convoluted astrophysics; all you need is a trusty telescope—and perhaps a few sandwiches if your stargazing goes late into the night. The author’s enthusiasm for the night sky is infectious; you might even find yourself longing for the days when the only social media was the vast expanse of twinkling stars above your head. This tome is rife with tips on how to set up and use a telescope without accidentally launching it into your neighbor’s garden, along with detailed star charts that will leave you wondering why you ever thought you could distinguish between Orion and a particularly bright streetlamp. Not only does Scagell provide practical advice, but he also peppers the text with amusing anecdotes. You’ll learn why some stargazers can go on for hours about the merits of a good comet, while others simply stare into the abyss contemplating their life choices. One cannot overlook the sheer joy of holding a book that oozes enthusiasm from its pages—a bit like a poorly wrapped gift that surprisingly contains exactly what you didn’t know you wanted. Scagell’s writing is imbued with a peculiar wit that captures the essence of amateur astronomy: part fascination, part bafflement. You’ll chuckle as you confront your own ignorance of celestial affairs while attempting to differentiate between a red giant and your cousin Barry’s inflatable garden flamingo. As you navigate through this tome, prepare for whimsical sections that cover essential topics such as: How to avoid looking foolish while fumbling with your telescope in public. The best snacks for stargazing (because what’s the point of contemplating the universe on an empty stomach?). Possible encounters with nocturnal wildlife that may or may not want to share your stargazing experience. The age-old debate: Is it a shooting star, or just a plane? Spoiler: It’s usually a plane. Finding your way back to reality after hours of staring at the stars—good luck! Condition: As New. Yes, you read that right. This copy is so pristine that it could be mistaken for a time capsule from the early 2000s, untouched by the hands of fate—or the coffee stains of careless readers. It’s a collector’s dream, perhaps even a perfect gift for the friend who insists they can name every constellation but still struggles to parallel park. So, whether you’re a budding astronomer, a curious soul who thinks the universe should be investigated from the comfort of your backyard, or just someone looking to impress people with your newfound knowledge of the cosmos, “Stargazing With A Telescope” is the perfect companion. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books and get ready to look at the stars—just don’t forget to keep your feet firmly planted on Earth, lest you stumble into a black hole of existential dread! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3162/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stargazing-with-a-telescope-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Philips 9780540077137 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3161 Christies Bi-Centenary Review of the Year by Christies Once upon a time in the year 1966, a group of art aficionados with a penchant for the posh decided that a mere annual review wouldn’t suffice for their illustrious auction house. Thus, “Christie’s Bi-Centenary Review of the Year” was born—a title so grand that it practically begs for a monocle and a top hat just to contemplate its existence. Imagine, if you will, a collection of the finest art pieces, the most extravagant auctions, and the high society gossip that would have made even the likes of Oscar Wilde blush. Slightly warped forming a lateral concave to front, but binding strong and dustcover in good condition. Most plates in black and white although I noticed at least one colout plate. This book is not just a review; it’s a time capsule of culture, class, and a sprinkle of pretentiousness that is as delightful as it is ironic. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself wondering: what was it about 1966 that led people to believe a hefty tome on auction results was a suitable entertainment option for the masses? Perhaps they were simply too busy admiring the latest in abstract art to notice that the world outside was grooving to the likes of The Beatles and The Beach Boys. But fear not, dear reader! This is not merely a dry account of sales figures and art valuations. The book whimsically weaves in tales of the extravagant and the absurd, a tapestry of highbrow and lowbrow that sits perfectly in the cultural stew of the ’60s. Who knew that the world of fine art could be so brimming with drama and intrigue? The stories of bidding wars and backroom deals are practically Shakespearean, with the added bonus of being set in the decidedly less-glamorous world of a 1960s auction house. Count yourself lucky if you can uncover the hidden truths behind the lavish lifestyles of the elite or the shady dealings of dubious bidders, all within the pages of this hefty tome. Who knows? You may even learn the art of haggling over a Rothko or two, a skill that remains relevant whether you’re at an auction or just trying to get a decent price on a used sofa. As for the illustrations, prepare to be dazzled—or at the very least, mildly intrigued—by the glossy black-and-white images of masterpieces that may or may not have been left in the attic of a particularly eccentric aristocrat. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you could even try to recreate these pieces yourself, though we recommend sticking to crayons rather than oils, lest you find yourself deep in the realm of ’abstract’ interpretations. With all this in mind, we present to you a compact list of reasons to acquire this peculiar second-hand treasure: It serves as an excellent conversation starter at dinner parties where the guest list includes only the most pretentious of art critics. It doubles as an impressive doorstop for those overly large coffee table books you have yet to purchase. It will allow you to feign knowledge about 1960s art while secretly Googling the names of long-dead painters. It’s a perfect gift for that one friend who claims to love art but has never set foot in a gallery. It’s the ideal way to pad your bookshelf, making it look as though you have a sophisticated reading habit. Condition: Rest assured, this tome is in ’Good’ condition, meaning it has endured the test of time while retaining most of its dignity. You might find the occasional dog-eared page or a smudge from a long-forgotten cup of tea, but isn’t that part of the charm? After all, every wrinkle tells a story, just as every dent in a fine piece of porcelain adds to its allure. It’s practically an artifact! So why not take home this slice of auction history? You’ll be doing your bookshelf—and your dubious taste in literature—a favour. There’s something about owning a book published by a legendary auction house that makes one feel just a tad more cultured, even if you wear your sweatpants while reading it. Discover your inner art critic and indulge in the delightful oddities of this second-hand masterpiece, exclusively available from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3161/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/christies-bi-centenary-review-of-the-year-jun-2025.jpg 7.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Christies no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3160 The Penguin Atals of Ancient History by Colin McEvedy What if we told you there was a way to explore the grand tapestry of history without leaving the comfort of your armchair? Enter "The Penguin Atlas of Ancient History," a title that sounds like a delightful romp through the civilizations that decided to take a shot at immortality—only to lose out to your local coffee shop’s mediocre Wi-Fi. Colin McEvedy, a name that rolls off the tongue about as easily as a boulder down a hill, takes you on a visual expedition through the corridors of time, armed with a map and an apparent disdain for the present day. Now, you may be wondering how an atlas can capture the essence of ancient history without prompting your mind to wander off into the abyss of existential dread. Well, dear reader, McEvedy seems to have cracked that code, albeit with the enthusiasm of a cat chasing a laser pointer. His maps are filled with an assortment of ancient empires, notable battles, and geographical oddities, all laid out with the precision of a toddler’s finger painting. Expect to find such highlights as the rise and fall of the Roman Empire, the occasional muddled Mediterranean excursion, and a sprinkling of lesser-known tribes whose names will baffle even the most devoted trivia buff. What makes this atlas truly special, however, is the delightful juxtaposition of bright, cheerful penguins on the cover, hinting at a whimsical approach to history that never quite materializes within the pages. Instead, you’re likely to find dry facts mixed with a smattering of McEvedy’s opinions that are as refreshing as a soggy biscuit. His prose has the uncanny ability to transform even the most thrilling historical event into a tedious lecture, reminiscent of those long afternoons spent in school, staring at the clock and praying for the sweet release of the bell. But do not despair! The book does offer an array of interesting tidbits and thought-provoking observations that may, if you squint hard enough, spark a flicker of interest. Consider the following list of features that could very well make your reading experience an adventure in itself: Controversial claims about the pyramids that will have you re-evaluating your last vacation. Maps that make you question your high school geography teacher’s credentials. Figures so obscure that you’ll feel like a history hipster just by knowing them. A nostalgic trip through time that might make you wish you had stuck to watching nature documentaries instead. Footnotes that could easily be mistaken for the author’s personal diary entries. Condition: Fair. This phrase often elicits a variety of reactions, from the optimistic to the outright doubtful, but in this case, it means you might find a few creases, perhaps the odd coffee ring, and the lingering scent of yesterday’s existential crisis. Will the pages hold together? Perhaps! Will you discover a treasure trove of ancient wisdom? Only if you can ignore the yellowing edges and the occasional smudge. It’s all part of the charm, really. In a world where ancient history seems like a distant memory, McEvedy’s work stands as a monument—a slightly wobbly one, mind you—reminding us that even the past can be imperfect. Whether you’re a scholar hoping to impress at dinner parties or simply someone who enjoys poring over maps while sipping tea, "The Penguin Atlas of Ancient History" offers a peculiar journey through time, with all the grace of a walrus on roller skates. So, if you can handle the quirks and foibles, this atlas might just find a home on your shelf, waiting for that day when you’re utterly bored and in need of amusement. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the pages might be frayed, but the history remains untouched—just like your attempts at keeping a diary of your own. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3160/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pengiun-atlas-of-ancient-history-jun-2025.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pengiun 9780140708325 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3158 Use Of Files by DR Judd In a world where the humble file is often overlooked, DR Judd emerges from the shadows of 1975, wielding a literary scalpel to dissect our relationship with this unsung hero of the office supply world. "Use Of Files" is not just a manual; it’s a whimsical, yet oddly comprehensive exploration into a realm where organisation reigns supreme and chaos is but a misplaced paper clip away. Why bother with a self-help book when you can learn the secrets of efficiency and the fine art of filing? It’s like a motivational seminar, but with fewer glazed eyes and more cardboard box metaphors. Picture it: a time when disco balls twinkled, bell-bottoms were all the rage, and people were desperately trying to find a way to keep their paperwork in some semblance of order. DR Judd, in all his 1970s glory, tackles the pressing issues of the day—like how to deal with the avalanche of receipts, unsolicited leaflets, and those mysterious documents that seem to multiply in the dark corners of one’s desk. One can only imagine the fervent discussions that must have taken place at Macdonald and Janes over the cover design alone. A minimalist abstract of files? A nod to the complexity hidden behind a simple folder? Who knows! Inside this intriguing tome, readers will discover the inner workings of the filing system, laid out with the kind of enthusiasm typically reserved for a Sunday roast. It’s an assortment of techniques that could rival those of a Tetris champion, all while tantalisingly hinting at the philosophical implications of paper management. Will the reader emerge from these pages with a renewed passion for their filing cabinet? Or will they merely appreciate the irony of devoting an entire book to such a mundane subject? The answer lies within—if you can find it amidst the sheets of paper stacked precariously on your desk. Detailed explanations of the various types of files—hanging, manila, and even the elusive accordion file. Illustrations that make you question whether your filing system is as sophisticated as you thought. Tips on how to maintain your files, including how to avoid the dreaded paper jam (a threat as real as any soap opera plot twist). In-depth reflections on the emotional toll of losing a crucial document, as if each paper holds your very soul. Stories of the brave souls who dared to venture into the uncharted territories of the office filing cabinet. Condition: This book comes in a state that can be described as ’good’—which in Crappy Old Books terms means the spine is intact, and the pages might still be whispering tales of their past lives, perhaps at a coffee-stained soiree. The cover displays some signs of wear, giving it the kind of character usually reserved for vintage leather jackets or your grandfather’s old armchair. It’s practically begging to be rescued from obscurity and given a second chance, ideally in the company of other misunderstood books. As you thumb through the pages, you may find yourself contemplating the deeper meaning behind the management of your own files. Are they simply tools for organisation, or do they represent your hopes, dreams, and the occasional crumpled love letter from university? In a particularly ironic twist, "Use Of Files" might just inspire you to take that mountain of paperwork and turn it into an art installation worthy of a trendy gallery—now that would be a filing system to behold! So why not rescue this quirky little book from the shelves of Crappy Old Books? After all, it might just be the missing piece in your quest for both order and enlightenment in a world that often feels like it’s drowning in a sea of paperwork. And who knows? You might even find that filing is the new yoga—an unexpected path to inner peace. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3158/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/use-of-files-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macdonald and Janes 9780356084435 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3153 Millers Collectables Price Guide 1992-93 by Judith Miller and Martin Miller Millers Collectables Price Guide 1992-93 (1992) By Judith Miller and Martin Miller (Millers Publications) As Sold by Crappy Old Books Step back into the world of vintage treasures with Millers Collectables Price Guide 1992-93, the indispensable handbook for antique lovers, flea market diggers, and retro enthusiasts of all stripes. Authored by the legendary Judith and Martin Miller, this classic edition captures the quirky charm and market wisdom of a pre-internet era — when values were scribbled in pencil and dealers haggled over Bakelite and biscuit tins. Crammed with over a thousand listings, vivid photos, and just enough outdated prices to spark either nostalgia or confusion, this guide remains a snapshot of the collecting world as it stood in the early ’90s — when fax machines were high-tech and Clarice Cliff was still affordable. Lovingly offered by Crappy Old Books — purveyors of the yellowed, the dog-eared, and the gloriously obsolete — this guide is perfect for collectors, completists, or anyone who enjoys the scent of dusty knowledge and the thrill of a good rummage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3153/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/millers-collectables-price-guide-1992-93-jun-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Millers Publications 9780905879734 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3152 TV and Video Technology by Eugene Trundle In a time when VHS tapes were still clinging to their fleeting glory and the idea of streaming was about as distant as a holographic television (spoiler alert: it’s still not here), Eugene Trundle’s "TV and Video Technology" graced the shelves in 1999, promising to untangle the enigma of how our beloved TV sets actually work. Yes, dear reader, before Netflix and binge-watching became the cultural staples they are today, Trundle was here to ensure you knew exactly which buttons to press to get your clunky old VCR working again. The irony, of course, is that as technology has leapt into the 21st century with the grace of a caffeinated kangaroo, this book sits as a monument to what we now leave behind in the dust of our streaming dreams. Trundle, a name that exudes the kind of confidence only a 1990s tech guru could muster, delves deeper than mere surface-level cable connections and remote control functions. No, dear reader, he invites you into the labyrinthine journeys of circuitry and signal processing, where pixels dance like daft party-goers at a club that no longer exists. You will find riveting chapters on the complicated history of television technology, from the grainy black-and-white pictures of the 1950s to the advent of those shiny new flat screens that make our living rooms look like tech exhibitions. Let’s face it, this book is basically a time capsule, offering a nostalgic look at the magical world of fuzzy signals and the thrill of adjusting the rabbit ears just right. Imagine gathering with friends and family, not to watch the latest blockbuster, but to ponder the existential question: What on earth is a cathode ray tube? Trundle’s prose is an electrifying mixture of technical jargon and playful wit (at least, as playful as one can get with terms like “impedance matching” and “frequency modulation”). You might even find yourself questioning whether you’re reading a tech manual or a lost episode of “Blackadder” where the characters debate the merits of video cassettes over their less attractive rivals. Now, if you’re worried about the relevance of this volume in our age of smart TVs and virtual reality, fret not! Within these pages, you’ll discover the once-revered principles that underpin today’s technology, much like the ancient philosophers who laid the groundwork for modern thought. Sure, things have changed, but it’s charming to reminisce about a time when the biggest crisis in your life was tracking down a blockbuster rental you’d never return. Nostalgia is a powerful drug, after all. For those who love to collect, this book offers a delightful array of obscure trivia that will dazzle your fellow technophiles. Who wouldn’t want to know that the first video cassette recorder was launched in 1956? Or that the word “television” is derived from the Greek and Latin words for “far sight”? It’s the perfect cocktail of fact and fancy to impress your friends at the next pub quiz—if only someone would ever ask a question about video technology from the 1990s. Condition: As New. This lovely copy of "TV and Video Technology" has been preserved with the utmost care, as though it were a relic from a bygone era. You could easily mistake it for a brand-new book, which might make you wonder why anyone would buy it in the first place. The spine remains unbroken, pages unturned, and the knowledge contained within is as fresh as the day it was published, just waiting for someone to crack it open and ponder the mysteries of analog signals. So, if you’re looking for a quirky piece of tech history to add to your shelf or perhaps an outrageous coffee table book that doubles as a conversation starter, this is it! “TV and Video Technology” offers a delightful dip into the past—a time when technology was a little less “smart” and a lot more quirky. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and let the nostalgia flow through you like a perfectly tuned signal once again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3152/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tv-and-video-technology-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Newnes 9780750623742 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3151 HTML by Thomas A Powell and Dan Whitworth In a world where parenthetical statements reign supreme and the dream of creating a website is but a gleam in the eye of the average 1990s computer user, comes the riveting saga of “HTML.” Not to be confused with a thrilling mystery novel or a gripping historical drama, this particular tome is more of a love letter to the internet—written in a language that somehow feels both archaic and futuristic at the same time. Published by the illustrious Osborne/McGraw-Hill in 1998, this book is a veritable fountain of knowledge for those brave enough to venture into the pixelated realms of web development. Written by the dynamic duo of Thomas A Powell and Dan Whitworth, “HTML” offers readers an unfiltered glimpse into the kind of digital chaos that can only be crafted by a duo seemingly trapped in a fluorescent-lit office, surrounded by monitors humming the soothing sounds of dial-up. With practical tips that are as relevant as a VHS tape, this book is an essential guide for anyone wishing to understand the elusive art of making their text appear in various garish colors and sizes on a screen. It’s the perfect weapon to wield when faced with the daunting task of impressing your friends and family with your newfound HTML prowess—right before they tell you that they’ve already learned to code in Python and are now on their way to becoming tech moguls. Each chapter of this literary masterpiece bleeds nostalgia, filled with the kind of jargon that could make even a seasoned techie weep. You’ll find yourself swirling through the intricacies of tags, attributes, and the enigmatic ` ` element—each of which has somehow become a rite of passage for web enthusiasts. If you’ve ever wondered how to make a simple webpage look like a psychedelic fever dream, then look no further. This book plays the role of a trusty guide, illuminating the dark corners of syntax errors while desperately attempting to keep you from falling down rabbit holes of endless YouTube tutorials. Delving deeper, you’ll find that the book is peppered with practical exercises designed to test your newfound knowledge. These tasks are often so delightfully straightforward that they seem almost patronizing, yet in a universe where we’re still figuring out how to properly format a hyperlink, they serve as a comforting reminder that we’ve all been there. After all, who hasn’t faced the existential crisis brought on by forgetting a closing tag? With this book in hand, you’ll learn to conquer those digital demons, one ` ` tag at a time. But let’s not forget the juicy bonus of nostalgia that comes with every page turn. The pages are tinged with the scent of an era that thrived on floppy disks and the promise of a dial-up connection. You may even stumble upon a few delightful anachronisms—hints of a world before social media influencers and smartphones ruled our lives. Those were simpler times when your biggest worry was whether your webpage would win the ’Best Personal Homepage’ award in the local ISP newsletter. Condition: Fine. It’s almost as if this book has been preserved like a time capsule, untouched by the travails of the modern age. No yellowing pages, no rogue coffee stains—just a pristine artifact ready to accompany you on your journey through the wild, wild web. Ideal for both seasoned coders seeking a chuckle and complete novices looking for a place to start in this brave new digital world. Just be prepared for the occasional whiff of nostalgia as you leaf through pages that have somehow survived the test of time, much like your aunt’s collection of Beanie Babies. So, if you have a penchant for the quirky, or if you’re simply looking to decorate your shelf with a book that will elicit puzzled expressions from your guests, “HTML” is the perfect choice. You’ll not only take home a piece of internet history, but you’ll also engage in a peculiar kind of literary exercise that only Crappy Old Books can provide. Who knew that a book about coding could be this much fun? Buckle up for a wild ride through the annals of HTML history, where every typo is a badge of honor, and every correctly formatted webpage is a personal victory! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3151/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/html-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Osborne/McGraw-Hill 9780078825590 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3150 Coin Collecting by T Hanson In a world where everyone is busy collecting memories, photographs, and Instagram followers, here comes a delightfully obsolete guide to the slightly less glamorous pursuit of Coin Collecting, brought to you by the esteemed T. Hanson. Authored in 1965—a year when bell-bottoms were all the rage and the Beatles were just about to get really, really famous—this tome may not have the same street cred as a hit record, but it does come with its own aura of vintage charm. Bottom spine to back is slightly squashed like it has been pinched by something sometime ago leaving it a bit squished, but its hardly noticeable, especially from the front. Picture a time when coin collecting was the ultimate hobby for serious-minded individuals, diligently tapping away at their notebooks with fountain pens, meticulously documenting each penny’s provenance. This book is your ticket to that bygone era, filled with pages that may smell faintly of old paper and the rich, unyielding aroma of nostalgia. Within its covers, you’ll find exciting insights on how to identify rare coins, tips for successful bartering with fellow enthusiasts, and perhaps even a few thrilling tales of treasure hunting. Well, thrilling if you count the thrill of winning an argument about the minting year of a 1914 wheat penny. But let’s get to the real meat of this delightful volume. Coin Collecting is not just a straightforward guide; it’s a veritable treasure map leading to the dusty corners of your attic, where your long-forgotten coin collection lies waiting for its moment to shine. With chapters that might include “Grading Your Coins Like a Pro” and “The Art of the Swap: How to Talk Down a Fellow Collector,” this book is surely a must-have for anyone looking to impress their friends with obscure trivia and the ability to distinguish between a faux 1950s half-penny and the real deal—clearly a critical life skill. Ah, but who can resist the allure of coins? From the glint of a shiny new pound coin to the worn, story-laden surfaces of ancient currency, every coin carries with it the potential for adventure. Hanson encourages you to embrace the hunt, to explore numismatic fairs, and to engage in spirited debates over the finer points of coinage. If you’ve ever found yourself wondering whether your hoard of old shillings could make you rich, or merely wondering if that 2003 20p piece will ever be worth anything, this book may just kindle a fire in your soul—or at the very least, in your spare change jar. In a delightful twist of irony, you may find that in your quest for shiny coins, you discover a deeper appreciation for the mundane. After all, what better way to appreciate the little things in life than by obsessively collecting pieces of metal that have been stamped and circulated for decades? It’s a hobby that demands patience, precision, and a certain level of eccentricity that might just send you down the rabbit hole of antique shops and flea markets. The 1965 edition of Coin Collecting will not only provide you with sage advice on coin care—how to polish them (or not), how to avoid corrosion, and when it’s appropriate to show off your collection at the office Christmas party—but it also serves as a delightful time capsule of a world where coins were not just currency, but rather, miniature works of art. Why bother with modern distractions when you could be cataloguing your rarest coins or joining the local numismatic society, where discussions about the finer points of currency can really get your heart racing? Condition: In good shape, this book has been lovingly handled by past owners, who perhaps found their own solace in the world of coins. The pages are intact, and while they may bear the marks of time, they are still eager to impart their wisdom. It’s the perfect addition to your quirky collection of second-hand books, right between the musty old cookbook and that inspirational tome on raising gerbils. So, if you fancy a foray into the world of coin collecting—complete with the kind of charm only vintage books can provide—be sure to pick up this delightful relic from Crappy Old Books. After all, who wouldn’t want to learn about the fine art of collecting coins, one slightly yellowed page at a time? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, and in this case, it might just be a stack of coins and a few eccentric anecdotes waiting to be discovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3150/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/coin-collecting-jun-2025.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3149 Marks of London Goldsmiths and Silversmiths c1697-1837 by John P Fallon Enter the gilded realm of “Marks of London Goldsmiths and Silversmiths (c1697-1837),” where the echoes of the past clink together like fine crystal at a royal banquet! This tome, expertly curated by the ever-so-astute John P. Fallon, is a treasure map for those seeking to navigate the dazzling world of British craftsmanship during a period when a spoon was more than just a utensil—it was a statement. Prepare to be transported to an era when the most mundane of objects sparkled with history and significance, and when the average Londoner likely had a better understanding of precious metals than of their own local pub’s opening hours. The cover is a much brighter yellow than the scan conveys. Published in 1988 by David and Charles (a name that sounds like a snazzy duo of Victorian gentlemen, doesn’t it?), this book is a veritable cornucopia of marks, signatures, and hallmarks that would make even the most jaded collector sit up and take notice. If you’ve ever wondered about the difference between a lion passant and a unicorn rampant, or simply found yourself inquiring about the whereabouts of your local silversmith’s workshop circa 1710, look no further! Fallon has painstakingly compiled a guide that will allow you to impress your friends with arcane knowledge about the obscure world of silversmithing, all while they attempt to remember where they left their car keys. With pages that could charm the very socks off a statue of Sir Isaac Newton, this book is more than just a reference; it’s a social commentary on the bling culture of yesteryear. Delight in the variety of marks that adorned the wares of London’s finest—from the elegantly understated to the ostentatiously flamboyant. You may find yourself questioning whether a cup was designed for tea or merely as a trophy for the most extravagant party in all of 18th-century London. Indeed, Fallon’s work is as much about style as it is about substance, a fine balance akin to walking a tightrope while sipping Earl Grey. In a world where even the simplest of objects can carry the weight of history, this book invites you to ponder profound questions, such as: What does it mean to leave a mark? Or more importantly, how can I use this knowledge to dazzle my acquaintances at dinner parties? Whether you’re an aspiring antiques dealer, an enthusiastic historian, or merely someone looking to dazzle your next Tinder date with facts about cup handles, this compendium is your ticket to the other side of the social spectrum. But let’s not forget that while this book is packed with historical insights, it also serves as a reminder that goldsmiths and silversmiths are, first and foremost, artists with an eye for detail. Each mark tells a story—often a more riveting tale than that of its current owner, who may well be an aspiring socialite with an unfortunate taste in furniture. Intricate illustrations and charming designs that are sure to elevate your coffee table. Footnotes so detailed they could be mistaken for an underground guide to London’s best-kept secrets. Historical anecdotes that provide just the right amount of pretension for your next soirée. An index that would make even the most list-averse individual feel oddly accomplished. And possibly a good number of typos, just to keep things interesting. Condition: Good, which is to say, this book shows a little wear and tear, much like the well-loved sofa in your grandmother’s sitting room. It’s undoubtedly seen its fair share of dust bunnies, but isn’t that just part of its charm? Think of it as a vintage wine with a few sedimentary quirks—perfectly drinkable, with a hint of nostalgia. So, whether you are an aficionado of shiny objects or simply someone who appreciates the quirks of history, “Marks of London Goldsmiths and Silversmiths (c1697-1837)” is the book for you. Who knows, it might just inspire you to start a collection of your own—or perhaps, to avoid the pitfalls of modern consumerism altogether! Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and let the gilded adventures begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3149/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marks-of-london-goldsmiths-and-silversmiths-jun-2025.jpg 1.45 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9780715354476 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3148 Understanding Telephone Electronics by Stephen J Bigelow Prepare yourself for a gripping journey through the electrifying world of, well, telephone technology! "Understanding Telephone Electronics" by Stephen J Bigelow may not be your usual page-turner, but it’s packed to the gills with insights that might just spark your interest in the riveting realm of circuits and signals. Published in 1997 by the reputable Newnes, this tome promises to unravel the mysteries of the humble telephone as if it were an ancient artifact excavated from the ruins of a bygone era—complete with dial tones and static. Bigelow, with a name that sounds like he should be wearing a lab coat while adjusting dials in a 1950s sci-fi film, takes readers on a captivating ride through the inner workings of telephonic machinery. Picture it: you, sitting in a cozy armchair, thumbing through pages filled with diagrams that could make even the most patient engineer doze off. But fear not! Each chapter is structured with the precision of an over-caffeinated clockmaker, giving you the kind of clarity you’d expect from a manual accompanying a long-forgotten gadget destined for the attic. As the book unfolds, you’ll encounter a delightful array of topics that range from the basics of signal transmission to the more complex nuances of analog versus digital technology. It’s almost like a philosophical discussion on the merits of rotary phones vs. smartphones, except with fewer existential crises and more resistors. If you’ve ever wondered how your grandmother’s landline manages to summon the voice of your childhood friend from across the street—or, at the very least, how to fix that pesky static—you’ll find the answers hidden amongst the pages like breadcrumbs leading you out of the forest of confusion. But that’s not all! This book also serves as a rather entertaining guide to the historical evolution of telephone electronics. The sweeping narrative takes you from the first static-filled calls to the modern marvels of VoIP, all while keeping a straight face. It almost begs for a soundtrack: cue the nostalgic hum of analog dial tones and the occasional jarring beep of a fax machine. Who knew learning about telephone electronics could be so engaging—if you squint hard enough and use your imagination? Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: who is this book even for? Perhaps it’s aimed at the budding telephone technician, the curious tinkerer, or someone who just really, really loves wires. Or maybe it’s simply perfect for that one friend who spends Saturday nights reading manuals for fun. Regardless of the reader’s identity, one thing is certain—this book will leave you with a newfound appreciation for the sheer complexity of a device most of us take for granted. Condition: This copy is in good condition, with pages that boast a slight wave of nostalgia and a sprinkle of charm. While the spine may not be entirely pristine, it has that character that only a book with a history can possess. The corners are gently worn, suggesting a lifetime of thumbed pages and curious fingers flipping through the wonders of telephony. Expect to encounter the occasional coffee stain that serves as a testament to late-night reading adventures. It’s practically begging to be adopted by someone who appreciates the quirkiness of second-hand wisdom! So, if you fancy yourself an aficionado of electronics or simply want to impress dinner guests with obscure knowledge about the inner workings of your landline, look no further. “Understanding Telephone Electronics” is just a click away from becoming a delightful addition to your already crowded bookshelf, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. The perfect choice for anyone who wishes to ponder the mysteries of communication while simultaneously cringing at the thought of deep-diving into a subject most people would rather avoid. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3148/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/understanding-telephone-electronics-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Newnes 9780750699440 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3147 Linux Firewalls by Rober L Zieglar Welcome to the thrilling world of Linux Firewalls, where the excitement of packet filtering meets the pulse-pounding adrenaline of network security! Author Rober L. Zieglar, a name that echoes through the hallowed halls of tech enthusiasts, takes you on a journey through the labyrinthine corridors of Linux-driven firewalls. Imagine, if you will, a time not too long ago—2001, to be precise—when the internet was still a wild frontier, and firewalls were less about convenience and more about survival. Ah, those were the days! In this riveting tome, Zieglar plunges headfirst into the fascinating interplay between software, security, and the occasional existential crisis that comes with configuring a firewall. You’ll find yourself entranced by the meticulous details of various firewall architectures, as if your understanding of TCP/IP were a hundred-piece jigsaw puzzle, and Zieglar is your slightly eccentric but oddly charming guide. As the pages rustle, you’ll be captivated by the profound philosophical questions that only a true technophile could ponder, such as: "Is it the firewall that protects us, or is it our eternal vigilance that keeps the hackers at bay?" Not only does this book promise to keep you at the edge of your seat—sweating slightly as you contemplate the fate of your virtual kingdom—but it also serves as a historical artifact from a simpler time, when the biggest threat to your network was not an advanced AI but rather a teenager with a penchant for mischief and a dial-up connection. It’s an exploration of the early 21st-century tech landscape, so you can settle down with a comforting cup of tea and feel both nostalgic and slightly superior in your current knowledge. As you navigate through the labyrinth of rules, iptables, and netfilter, you’ll discover the following delightful themes within these pages: The sheer thrill of watching packets dance through your firewall like a well-rehearsed ballet. A love letter to the command line, where words can cut deeper than any sword. How firewalls are surprisingly similar to English gentlemen—polite yet firm, and often with a hidden agenda. The moral dilemmas of network security, where every decision can lead to either salvation or doom. Rober L. Zieglar’s uncanny ability to make cryptography sound like a riveting spy novel. Condition: Good, as if it has been gently weathered by the storms of time, but still possesses that enticing scent of old paper and a hint of the digital revolution. The cover shows slight signs of wear, perhaps a tea ring or two, adding character to an already illustrious legacy. The pages, while slightly yellowed, are crisp and eager to impart their wisdom upon a new generation of aspiring network overlords. So, whether you’re a seasoned sysadmin yearning for a blast from the past or a budding tech wizard eager to understand the ancient art of firewall configuration, Linux Firewalls beckons to you like a siren from the deep. Relish in the irony of a book where the only thing more secure than a well-structured network is the knowledge that you hold in your hands. Available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every old tome has a story to tell—regardless of how cracked the spine might be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3147/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/linux-firewalls-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Riders 9780735710993 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3145 Practical RF Handbook by Ian Hickman Welcome, dear reader, to the riveting world of radio frequency (RF) engineering—vibrating with the excitement of a thousand circuit boards! In 1997, when grunge was in its prime and the internet was still a toddler, Ian Hickman crafted this tome, the “Practical RF Handbook,” an artifact that seems to whisper, “Don’t worry, we’ve always been on the verge of something spectacular. Just not today.” Picture this: you, a modern-day wizard, decoding the esoteric mysteries of RF with all the flair of a 90s tech support representative. With this handbook nestled in your arms, you are one step closer to understanding the arcane language of oscillators, modulators, and who knows what else lurks within these pages. They say this handbook is practical, which is comforting, as it’s likely to be the most action you’ll see while trying to navigate the vast, tangled web of electromagnetic waves. And isn’t that just delightful? Within these pages lies an abundance of information, squashed between a cover that exudes the essence of ‘I was definitely bought at a library sale.’ You’ll marvel at how an entire chapter on impedance matching feels oddly like a philosophical treatise on the human condition—one that leaves you questioning your life choices, like why you decided to pick up a book about RF in the first place. To whet your appetite for this electrifying literary journey, let’s delve into some of the scintillating topics covered in this handbook, shall we? Prepare for a whirlwind of RF delights, including: The sinister art of antenna design—because who wouldn’t want to turn their backyard into a radio wave hotspot? The mysterious allure of transmission lines—where everyone is just trying to stay connected. Amplifiers and oscillators—two words that sound like they belong in a failed rock band. The enigmatic “feedline” concept—better than a Tinder date gone wrong. Intermodulation distortion—because who doesn’t love a good distortion in life? But wait! Before you get caught in the trance of RF wonder, let’s not forget the practical side of this handbook. This isn’t some dusty relic of the past. Nay, my friend, it has been gently cradled, perhaps even worshipped, in its previous existence, as it emerges from the shadows as “As New.” One might even go so far as to say it looks like it’s just been plucked from the shelf of a high-tech library that no longer exists, glowing with an otherworldly sheen that suggests it has never been opened to reveal its secrets. It’s practically begging to be as useful as your average toaster. Condition: Imagine, if you will, a copy of this handbook in pristine condition, its pages as crisp as a newly fallen leaf, just waiting for someone to thumb through them and uncover the treasures within. This isn’t a book that has seen the bottom of a teacup or been subjected to the whims of a particularly rambunctious cat. No, this masterpiece is an untouched vault of knowledge, the epitome of a book that has seen less action than the office printer on a holiday weekend. If you have ever pondered what life would be like if you were more like a circuit board than a human being, the “Practical RF Handbook” might just be the perfect read for you. Or perhaps you’re embarking on a quest to impress your friends at the next dinner party with your newfound knowledge of RF phenomenon—whatever the case may be, this book is ready to serve as your trusty companion, even if it has zero chance of being the life of the party. As you explore the delightful contradictions inherent in “Practical RF Handbook,” remember that this glorious package of knowledge is available from Crappy Old Books, where the past is not just a distant memory, but rather a treasure trove of forgotten wisdom waiting to be rediscovered. So, go on, make it yours—who knows, it might just spark a newfound fascination with all things RF! Or at the very least, it’ll make for an amusing coffee table conversation starter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3145/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/practical-rf-handbook-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Newnes 9780750634472 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3142 Chagall by Emily Genauer Step right up, art aficionados and casual browsers alike! Presenting *Chagall* by Emily Genauer—a literary potpourri from 1955 that promises to whisk you into the kaleidoscopic world of one of the 20th century’s most eccentric painters. If the thought of a book dedicated to art conjures images of somber lectures or curators droning about brushstrokes, fear not! This book is more of a whimsical frolic through Chagall’s mind than a mere catalogue of his works. Who knew the world of fine art could be as entertaining as a cat meme gone viral? Nice little pocket book with lots of images. Its in German, but contains lots of images, some of which are fold out. Probably about 60 pages, it has what appear to be 45 Tafel or images. slight tear to back dustcover removing about an inch chunk, but nothin serious, in otherwise good condition for 1955. Includes what appears to be a recipt for something dated 26 July 1996, maybe for the book? Not a very interesting reciept. In an era when the avant-garde was just starting to become mainstream, Genauer, with her sharp wit and keen eye, takes us on a rollercoaster ride through the fantastical landscapes and dreamlike figures of Chagall’s creations. Picture a world where cows fly over rooftops, fiddlers dance on rooftops, and romance is painted in blues and greens that would make even the most drab London fog blush. It’s as if Chagall whimsically tossed a salad of love, nostalgia, and a dash of existential dread, garnishing it with a sprinkling of the surreal. But wait! What of Genauer herself? Why, she was a critic and historian, not merely an admirer of Chagall’s work. In her hands, the book becomes a paintbrush that colors our understanding of Chagall’s genius, albeit with a few strokes of irony. One might find themselves pondering whether Genauer’s insight could rival that of a particularly insightful parakeet. After all, who needs dry academic prose when you can have lively commentary sprinkled with anecdotes and observations that might just make you giggle? As you turn the pages, expect to unearth delightful nuggets like: Chagall’s knack for making even the most mundane subject matter feel like a trip to a circus—without the ticket price. Intriguing tidbits about his life, including that time he mistook a goat for an artist’s model. (Okay, we may have made that up, but you get the gist.) Fascinating insights into the symbolism behind his works that might just help you impress your friends at the next dinner party. Why Chagall’s painting style could easily double as a visual representation of your last family reunion—chaotic yet charming. And of course, the perennial question: was he simply a mad genius or a genius madman? You decide! As the pages flutter by, you might find yourself oscillating between moments of profound amazement and bouts of snorting laughter—who knew learning about art could inspire such a rollercoaster of emotions? Chagall’s universe, as interpreted by Genauer, is a testament to the beauty of imagination, the absurdity of life, and the sheer joy of seeing the world through an artist’s eyes. Just when you think it couldn’t get any more whimsical, you remember that you’re reading a book sold by Crappy Old Books, a name that perfectly sums up the charmingly chaotic essence of this work. Condition: Good, which is to say it might have a few smudges of age and previous readers’ fingerprints, but fear not! Those fingerprints are merely evidence of the book’s adventurous past. The spine is still intact, much like Chagall’s flying couples, and if you squint just right, you could almost see the magic still swirling within these pages. Perhaps they could use a good dusting, but hey, isn’t that just part of the charm of second-hand literature? So, if you’re ready to plunge into a world of art that’s as mesmerizing as a peppermint swirl, pick up *Chagall* today. You’ll not only be adding to your collection of quirky reads, but you might also become the most interesting person at the dinner table—or at the very least, the one who can honestly say they’ve read the quirky musings of Emily Genauer on the whimsical world of Chagall. Your coffee table will thank you, and so will your future self for having made this delightfully eccentric choice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3142/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Chagall-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Welt In Farbe no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3137 Try Anything Once by Erle Stanley Gardner In the world of literature, one often finds that the title is a tantalizing promise, a seductive whisper of possibilities, or perhaps a cheeky dare. "Try Anything Once," penned by the venerable Erle Stanley Gardner in 1963, is no exception. One might be led to believe that this book is a manifesto for adventurous spirits, urging them to throw caution to the wind and embrace life’s myriad opportunities. However, those who dare to flip through its pages may find themselves knee-deep in a delightful labyrinth of mischief, legal wrangling, and perhaps a bit of philosophical musing—if they’re lucky. Set in the swinging sixties, a time when floral prints and free love were all the rage, this book is almost a time capsule, albeit one that’s slightly dented and could use a good polish. Gardner, with his unerring knack for crafting convoluted plots and engaging characters, doesn’t just invite you to try anything once; he practically dares you to attempt the impossible. Perhaps you’ll discover the art of juggling, or how to build a makeshift boat from an old fridge. Or maybe you’ll find yourself attempting to solve a legal case that’s more tangled than your aunt’s yarn collection. Throughout this book, you’ll meet a cavalcade of characters whose motivations are as murky as a London fog. There’s the overzealous detective who has never met a clue he didn’t like, the femme fatale who could charm the pants off a statue, and that one eccentric inventor who insists on trying to put wheels on everything. One can’t help but wonder if Gardner himself was channelling the spirit of a mad scientist as he wove this narrative tapestry, filled with threads of intrigue and just a hint of chaos. If you’ve ever yearned to explore the darker corners of creativity, or simply feel like a wanderer in the realm of literary absurdity, then this book might just tickle your fancy. The cover, adorned in that classic White Lion style, might even inspire a nostalgic longing for the days when book covers were truly an art form, rather than the bland digital thumbnails we see today. One can’t help but appreciate the irony—the book’s title beckoning you to explore the unknown, while the cover whispers sweet nothings of yesteryear. But don’t be fooled into thinking this is just another mystery novel; oh no, dear reader! This is a veritable circus of ideas, a kaleidoscope of eccentricity that invites you to step right up and try your hand at something utterly unpredictable. It’s as though Gardner gathered a group of mischievous children at a summer camp and asked them to concoct a story that would leave even the most seasoned reader scratching their heads and laughing simultaneously. Condition: Good. A phrase that, in this instance, comes with a whiff of irony. The pages may be yellowed with age and the spine a tad creaky, but much like a vintage car, it has character. There might even be a few annotations from previous owners, providing a whimsical commentary that could rival the original text. Think of it as a collaborative effort through the decades, a shared experience between strangers brought together by a common love for the quirky and the peculiar. So, if you’re looking for a book that’s as unpredictable as a cat on roller skates, then "Try Anything Once" may be just the ticket. It promises laughter, confusion, and possibly a few existential crises—all wrapped up in a delightful package that only Erle Stanley Gardner could create. And if you’re unsure about committing to this literary adventure, remember: you can always find it, along with many other quirky treasures, at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing we take seriously is our love for the wonderfully absurd. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3137/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/try-anything-once-jun-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books White Lion 9780856172755 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3136 JFK - The Conspiracy and Truth Behind The Assassination by John Hughes-Wilson Ah, the untimely demise of President John F. Kennedy, a subject that has inspired countless conspiracy theories, wild speculation, and more tinfoil hats than you can shake a stick at. Enter our fearless guide, John Hughes-Wilson, who, in his 2023 masterwork, delves deep into the murky waters of political intrigue, suggesting that the truth behind JFK’s assassination is as tangled as your grandmother’s knitting project after a particularly enthusiastic cat attack. Published by John Blake, a name that could either sound like an esteemed literary figure or the latest contestant on a reality TV show, this book is a rollicking ride through paranoia, speculation, and the odd sprinkle of historical fact. In this enlightening read, Hughes-Wilson embarks on an ambitious quest to untangle the web of lies, half-truths, and questionable sources that surround one of the most infamous events in American history. With a tone that’s part detective novel and part late-night talk show, he presents a gripping case for who—or what—might have actually been lurking behind the curtain of this tragic event. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t just a lone gunman with a bad aim and a heart full of resentment. As you turn the pages, you’ll find yourself pondering the deep, existential questions that have baffled scholars and conspiracy theorists alike, such as: Was it the mob? The CIA? An alien overlord having a bad day? Or possibly a combination of all three, held together by the sticky residue of 1960s paranoia? Hughes-Wilson expertly navigates these waters, leaving no stone unturned, no lead unexplored, and certainly no hot coffee unspilled as he takes you through one theory after another. With an infectious enthusiasm that rivals that of a kid in a candy store—or perhaps a particularly excitable news anchor—Hughes-Wilson manages to convey his fascination with the topic without slipping into the quagmire of absurdity that often accompanies such discussions. He keeps it light yet thought-provoking, much like a highbrow brunch conversation where the mimosas are flowing, and the theories are even wilder. Expect a discourse that is both entertaining and just the right amount of unsettling. The book doesn’t shy away from the delightful oddities surrounding the assassination. Did you know that some believe Kennedy faked his death and is currently living in a beachside villa with Elvis and Bigfoot? Well, Hughes-Wilson doesn’t go quite that far, but he certainly presents theories that could make you consider the possibility while you sip your morning tea. And if you’re not careful, you might just find yourself joining a group of enthusiasts who meet every Tuesday to discuss whether the grassy knoll was merely a figment of a collective imagination or the site of the greatest cover-up since the last time a politician tried to dodge the press. Condition: Good—though this book has obviously been perused more times than a cat in a sunbeam, it still possesses the ability to impart knowledge and dubious theories with a delightful flair. The pages might have a few creases and the cover may exhibit the charming wear and tear from its previous life, but isn’t that what gives it character? It’s not just a book; it’s an artifact of conspiracy history, ready for you to explore from the comfort of your own armchair! As you prepare to embark on this tumultuous journey through the mind of John Hughes-Wilson, remember that every theory has its believers and skeptics alike. This book might just serve as the perfect conversation starter at your next gathering—or perhaps a way to avoid the awkward silence when someone brings up politics. You never know what kind of rabbit hole you’ll find yourself tumbling down, but with Crappy Old Books, you can rest assured that you’ll always receive a dose of literary mischief with each purchase. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3136/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jfk-the-conspiacy-and-truth-behind-the-assassination-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Blake 9781789467376 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3135 Singapore - Insight Guides by Hans Johannes Hoefer and Star Black Ah, 1980, the year when disco balls twinkled, shoulder pads loomed large, and Singapore was just beginning its metamorphosis from a sleepy fishing village into a bustling metropolis. Enter "Singapore - Insight Guides," a tome penned by the illustrious duo Hans Johannes Hoefer and Star Black, who clearly possessed the prescient ability to foresee the need for tourists to know about the future of this island nation—back when everyone was still getting used to the idea that it had even a future at all. Much like a time capsule stuffed with tropical humidity and the smell of hawker stalls, this guidebook is a charmingly outdated collection of insights that will have you pondering the mysteries of life in a rapidly modernizing society. Expect to encounter nearly 300 pages of fascinating facts, which, if read today, might leave you chuckling or confused. What can possibly be more delightful than learning about a city on the verge of change, years before it transformed into a global financial hub? Not much, perhaps, unless you’re a fan of outdated restaurant recommendations and maps that could easily confuse a seasoned GPS! As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself wondering how many of the iconic spots mentioned are still standing. Will you stumble upon the exact location of the legendary Raffles Hotel, or is it now a luxury shopping mall? Hoarding cringeworthy images of the past, this guide serves up a buffet of cultural phenomenons, local cuisines, and entertainment options that may or may not still exist, depending on whether or not they’ve been swallowed whole by the gaping maw of modernization. What can readers expect from this delightful relic? Well, here’s a smattering of what you’ll unearth in this charmingly quirky guide: Engaging anecdotes that may or may not be entirely fabricated—after all, who’s going to fact-check a book from 1980? Intricate descriptions of locals’ day-to-day lives, which have likely evolved alongside Singapore’s skyscrapers. Glorious illustrations that might leave you in awe—or in stitches, depending on your taste for retro artistry. Historical tidbits that spark curiosity but may require a thorough Wikipedia dive to verify. Tips on how to navigate public transport that, while quaint, could lead you on a wild goose chase today. This book is a perfect companion for anyone who finds joy in the absurdity of life and the charm of nostalgia. Perhaps you’re an intrepid traveler, ready to explore the modern wonders of Singapore while simultaneously enjoying a glimpse into its past. Or maybe you’re just someone who enjoys a good laugh at the expense of outdated travel advice. Either way, “Singapore - Insight Guides” promises a hearty chuckle and an abundance of delightful absurdities. Condition: Good. This book shows the signs of having been lovingly thumbed through by curious fingers. The pages are well-loved, with dog-eared corners and the slight mustiness that comes from sitting on a shelf just a tad too long. It’s the literary equivalent of that slightly worn leather jacket your hip uncle wore throughout the ‘80s, exuding character and stories of its own. So, if you’re ready to plunge into a hilarious time warp that introduces you to a Singapore that once was, grab your copy from Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You may just find that the past holds more charm and irony than the present ever could! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3135/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/singapore-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books APA Productions 9789971941130 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3134 When Eight Bells Toll by Alistair Maclean Ahoy, dear reader! Prepare yourself for a literary adventure that’s as unpredictable as the British weather and as thrilling as a game of hopscotch during a downpour. Alistair Maclean’s 1966 marvel, “When Eight Bells Toll,” published by the illustrious Companion Book Club, is a delightful cocktail of intrigue, maritime shenanigans, and the occasional existential crisis—all garnished with a twist of irony and a sprinkle of nostalgia for a time when paperbacks ruled the lands and the Internet was but a twinkle in the eye of future technocrats. From the moment you lay your hands on this charming tome, you’ll find yourself swept into the murky depths of a treacherous plot—though, let’s be honest, it’s less “swept away” and more “gently nudged” into a world where bell tolls signify either danger or dinner time, depending on your perspective. Picture a time when British spies were not just characters in films but actual people who probably wore tweed jackets and had a penchant for tea. Here you’ll encounter conspiracies that are as convoluted as a London Tube map during rush hour, and characters who may or may not be as trustworthy as a cat in a room full of laser pointers. What’s the story about, you ask? Well, that’s where the fun begins. A mysterious series of events unfolds, involving bell tolling, which we assume is not just a metaphor for bad decisions but rather a literal occurrence that may or may not involve a lighthouse, a ship, and an overabundance of fog. There’s enough suspense to keep you on the edge of your seat, though you might find yourself getting up to make tea halfway through, because let’s face it, British fiction is best enjoyed with a cup in hand. The allure of “When Eight Bells Toll” lies not only in its gripping narrative but also in the delightful quirks of its time. You’ll enjoy the author’s knack for weaving together plot threads that seem unrelated until they dramatically converge like the unfortunate paths of all the lost socks in your laundry. And while the pages may be yellowed with age and wisdom, the story remains as engaging as a good old-fashioned pub debate over whether the biscuit tin should be filled with hobnobs or digestives. As you delve deeper into this delightful relic, expect moments of laughter, confusion, and the occasional urge to roll your eyes at the characters’ questionable choices—choices that would make your most disastrous holiday mishaps seem positively pedestrian in comparison. You might even find philosophical musings hidden between the lines, like “What is the sound of one bell tolling?” or “Why is it that a good mystery seems to require an inordinate amount of fog?” Condition: Good, with the kind of wear that tells a story of its own. The cover may be a tad dog-eared, and you might discover a few coffee stains that add character, or possibly the remnants of a battle fought valiantly against a particularly stubborn biscuit. Each page is intact and ready for your fingers to flip through, though you might want to avoid any pages that have crinkled as if they’ve seen more than their fair share of damp weather—British books do tend to absorb the atmosphere, after all. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that promises not just a plot but an experience, “When Eight Bells Toll” is your ticket to a journey filled with intrigue, accidental wisdom, and a hearty chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and allow yourself to be whisked away into a world where the bells toll for both joy and mischief, and where you might just find the best seat in the house—right next to the kettle. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3134/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/when-eight-bells-toll-jun-2025.jpg 0.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Companion Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3132 Buying Antiques Reference Book by AW Coysh In a world where buy-and-flip has replaced buy-and-cherish, "Buying Antiques Reference Book" by AW Coysh emerges as a veritable treasure trove of knowledge, assuming you can decipher its contents through the yellowed pages and delightful mustiness typical of an item that has survived more than half a century. Published in 1968 by David and Charles—the kind of publisher that hints at both quaint charm and a certain retro-coolness—this tome is less a guide to antiques and more an affectionate nod to the era’s aesthetic that insists on being both useful and slightly absurd. Imagine, if you will, a time when disco balls and bell-bottoms reigned supreme, and yet there were those who quietly and determinedly collected the remnants of the past. Enter Coysh, a veritable sage of antiques, whose droll prose dances around the topic like a waltzing Victorian ghost in a decidedly un-Victorian setting. The book is an artifact itself, an antique of literature, a kind of meta-collectible that only those with a taste for the eccentric will appreciate. As you flip through its pages, you may find yourself pondering the paradox of acquiring items from the past in a world that has left them behind—much like this very book. What is an antique, really? According to Coysh, it’s not merely a dusty trinket, but rather a window into history that may or may not be completely accurate. This is where the irony begins to unfold: a book on antiques that might just be an antique itself, or, heaven forbid, a poorly researched collection of whims. Such is the nature of this reference book, which could easily double as an elaborate coffee table decoration, equally capable of sparking conversation or bewilderment among your guests. Why discuss the latest trends in home décor when you can regale your friends with tales of the Edwardian era’s most questionable pottery choices? Or perhaps you’d prefer to outsmart the local auction house with facts that might be only half-true. Either way, Coysh has your back—even if the back cover is long gone. Readers are treated to a multitude of insights, or perhaps misguided opinions, on various antiques. The section on furniture alone could inspire you to either redecorate your home in velveteen splendor or question your life choices regarding that sad IKEA shelf you assembled last weekend. There is also a certain charm in the book’s prescriptive tone, as if Coysh believes that with enough determination, you too can become the next great antique dealer—provided you can overlook a few minor inaccuracies. Let’s not forget the delightful illustrations, which may or may not resemble actual antiques or could be the figments of an overzealous imagination. Indeed, the book features practical tips and tricks in an age when ’antiquing’ was still a foreign concept to many. It might tell you to check for that all-important hallmark or to scrutinize the provenance of your newfound treasures. However, it’s equally likely to advise you on how to create a convincing backstory for a suspiciously average-looking vase. Because, let’s face it, a little embellishment never hurt anyone—unless you happen to be a curator at a prestigious museum. Condition: Fair. The book exhibits the wear and tear of someone who has not only owned it for decades but has potentially spilled countless cups of tea upon its pages in moments of critical study (or in moments of distraction). The spine is slightly cracked, lending it an air of wisdom, while the yellowing pages reflect its storied past. However, fear not—the essential information still resides within, even if the dust bunnies have made themselves quite at home. So, if you’re in the market for a book that doubles as a conversation starter, a slightly dubious reference, or simply a charming piece of history, look no further. "Buying Antiques Reference Book" is the perfect addition to your collection—right next to that elusive “How to Navigate Life with Inexplicably Large Hair” guide. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing better than finding a good read is finding an utterly bizarre one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3132/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/buying-antiques-reference-book-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3129 The Elijah Conspiracy by Charles Robertson In the literary equivalent of a conspiracy theory gone haywire, Charles Robertson’s "The Elijah Conspiracy" invites you to unravel the tangled web of secrets, half-baked theories, and the occasional metaphorical rabbit hole that seems to have been sourced from a particularly overzealous backroom at the local pub circa 1980. Yes, dear reader, this is not just a book; it’s an invitation to explore what happens when someone forgets to take their medication and then decides to write a thriller instead. Set against a backdrop that could only be described as "vaguely apocalyptic," Robertson weaves a narrative that promises to make your brain do somersaults whilst questioning the very nature of reality, all the while serving up the sort of prose that feels like it’s been garnished with a healthy dollop of confusion. One can only imagine the author, perched at his typewriter, fueled by the caffeine of both inspiration and paranoia, meticulously crafting a tale so convoluted that even the characters themselves might need a map to navigate their own motivations. The book presents a delightful array of characters, each one seemingly more eccentric than the last. Will you meet the tormented scholar who spends his evenings shouting at pigeons in the park, convinced they are agents of the conspiracy? Or perhaps the enigmatic stranger who appears out of nowhere, offering cryptic riddles and tea that could either be the key to enlightenment or just a particularly British way to avoid a confrontation? With characters like these, who needs a coherent plot? Buckle your seatbelt; we’re in for a ride that feels more like a last-minute taxi through the streets of London than a leisurely stroll. Now, if your interest in baffling plots and questionable character choices is somehow piqued, you’re in for a treat (or an ordeal, depending on your perspective). "The Elijah Conspiracy" promises a buffet of narrative twists and red herrings that seem to be thrown in for good measure, as if the author threw darts at a board labeled "Plot Points" and then decided that whatever landed next to the bullseye should be developed into a full-fledged chapter. Condition: Good, which is a perfectly polite way of saying this book has seen some things. Expect dog-eared pages that seem to have been flipped with the kind of urgency usually reserved for emergency exit routes, and perhaps a faint whiff of old library mixed with a hint of existential dread. It is as if the book itself has lived a life and is now ready to share its peculiar wisdom—if you can figure out what that is. In a world where the lines between fiction and reality blur faster than the speed of a dodgy train, "The Elijah Conspiracy" serves as a reminder that we are all slightly mad and perhaps in need of a good laugh—or a good cry. The author’s blend of irony and absurdity will have you questioning not only the story but also your life choices, particularly the one that led you to pick up this particular tome. So, if you’re ready to embark on an odyssey through the cobwebbed corridors of conspiracy and chaos, grab your copy of "The Elijah Conspiracy." Just remember to keep your wits about you and perhaps a healthy dose of skepticism; after all, you never know when you might find yourself knee-deep in the madness of a 1980s thriller from Bantam Books. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every book deserves a second chance—no matter how peculiar it may be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3129/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-elijah-conspiracy-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553139143 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3128 The Lover Of The Grave by Andrew Taylor In the ever-looming shadows of literature, a title like "The Lover Of The Grave" might prompt you to imagine a sappy romance between a goth poet and a particularly brooding tombstone. However, Andrew Taylor’s 1997 offering is a far cry from a moody love story beneath the moonlit mausoleums of yore. Instead, readers will uncover a labyrinthine narrative, one that weaves through the cobwebbed corners of history and human folly, occasionally forcing you to wonder if you’ve mistakenly picked up a volume of literary taxidermy instead. Published by the esteemed Hodder and Stoughton, whose commitment to serious literature is rivalled only by their willingness to publish this curious tome, "The Lover Of The Grave" promises a thrilling exploration of the darker aspects of love and life. Yet, one can’t help but question: what does it say about us as a society that we are drawn to such peculiar love affairs? Is it simply an attempt to romanticise our mortality, or perhaps a collective yearning to avoid the living altogether? Regardless, one must approach this book with an open mind and an equally open heart—preferably one that has been fortified against existential dread. With a title that begs for attention, one might assume that the characters embark on an odyssey filled with heart-rending choices and questionable decisions. Are they flitting about from coffin to coffin, engaging in whimsical banter with the undead? Does the grave itself serve as a charming backdrop for a love triangle that just happens to include a particularly jealous spectre? In truth, your guess is as good as mine. What we do know is that readers have reported mixed feelings, including but not limited to: existential crises, spontaneous bouts of laughter, and a newfound appreciation for the local graveyard as a potential dating venue. Delve into the pages and be prepared for a stroll through the cemetery of human emotions, where every tombstone whispers secrets and every shadow could be a protagonist in disguise. The prose is said to dance like a spectre on the periphery of life and death itself, luring you into a slightly haunted reading experience. If you’re fortunate—or perhaps unfortunate—enough to uncover this tome, you’ll find yourself questioning your own preferences in literature. Who knows, you might emerge a lover of the grave, too. Condition: The book is in fine condition, which is a rather ironic twist given the subject matter. One might expect a tome that flirts with mortality to show signs of wear, yet this copy remains as fresh as a daisy, undisturbed by the passage of time—unlike its themes. Perfect for those who want to keep their bookshelf haunted yet pristine, or for anyone looking to impress guests with a conversation starter that includes a bit of a morbid twist. Engage with this peculiar work and you may find yourself intrigued by the intricate layers of Andrew Taylor’s storytelling, or you could even join the ranks of those who find beauty in the bizarre. If you’re seeking a book that slinks comfortably between the existential and the absurd, then look no further than this oddity. And who knows? It may just inspire you to visit your local graveyard, if only to ponder the nuances of love while contemplating the eternal silence of the dearly departed. So, for the unconventional reader who fancies a touch of the macabre in their literary diet, "The Lover Of The Grave" is a splendidly odd choice. Who needs a conventional romance when you can have this delightfully quirky exploration of love amidst the headstones? Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that the best adventures are often found in the unlikeliest of places, especially within the pages of dusty, second-hand volumes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3128/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lover-of-the-grave-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340617151 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3126 Scots Kith and Kin by CJ Cousland and Sons Gather ’round, dear reader, for you’re about to embark on an odyssey through the tangled branches of family trees that stretch from the moors of Scotland to the lofty heights of whatever mountains the authors decided fit. “Scots Kith and Kin” is the kind of tome that could either elevate your understanding of Scottish heritage or leave you questioning the very fabric of your existence, depending on how much whisky you’ve consumed while reading it. Authored by the illustrious CJ Cousland and Sons—who may or may not be actual kin themselves—this book promises to unravel the threads of familial connection with all the finesse of a cat playing with a ball of yarn. Spoiler: it ends up in a mess. Spiral bound, includes large decorative map of Scotland. Slithly warped due to age and damp, but otherwise remarkable condition considering its spiral bound and cheap paper. Binding still book. First page has lost about 2 inches of the spiral binding, but all other pages are attached, so quite readable, although I would imagine delicate. Published in the mysterious void of an unknown year, it seems the Cousland clan was far too busy counting their tartans to bother with things like ISBNs. And who can blame them? A family of authors dedicated to the art of chronicling kith and kin surely has more pressing matters at hand, such as debating the best way to prepare haggis or engaging in heated discussions about the superiority of bagpipes over fiddles. In this book, you’ll discover that heritage is not merely a matter of bloodlines but a raucous celebration of all things Scottish, from the battle cries of ancient clans to the modern-day struggles of finding the perfect raincoat. Expect a cavalcade of eccentric anecdotes, historical footnotes that could put even the most mundane family gatherings to shame, and perhaps a few recipes that will leave you scratching your head and reaching for the nearest takeout menu. The authors, with their flair for the dramatic, have taken it upon themselves to catalogue not just ancestors but also the many ways to serve a proper cuppa—because what’s the point of family if you can’t also bond over a biscuit dunking competition? The book is divided into charmingly incoherent sections that may or may not have been edited, depending on how much tea was consumed prior to printing. Readers can expect an abundance of delightful digressions, where extended family members are introduced with the enthusiasm usually reserved for a royal announcement. Siblings will be celebrated, cousins will be critiqued, and great-aunts will be lovingly remembered—assuming the authors could remember anything about them at all! In true Scottish fashion, some sections will make you laugh, some will make you cry, and a few might even make you question your own lineage. Did we really descend from noble warriors, or was that just a tale spun by a particularly persuasive grandparent over a few too many drams? With “Scots Kith and Kin,” prepare for everything from tales of valiant battles (or the lack thereof) to discussions about the appropriate number of sheep one must have to consider oneself a proper Scot. It’s like “Who Do You Think You Are?” but with a lot more sheep and a questionable amount of whisky. Condition: Good. It appears this volume has been well-loved, which is code for “it has seen more than its fair share of tea stains and perhaps a solid tumble down a flight of stairs.” The spine may exhibit signs of character, and the cover boasts a patina that only time could bestow. Ideal for those who appreciate a book that has lived through various family gatherings and perhaps a wedding or two. It even has a few delightful notes in the margins, giving voice to a previous reader who may have also been pondering the mysteries of life and kin. In a world saturated with polished prose and overly curated family histories, “Scots Kith and Kin” boldly stands as a testament to the chaotic and delightful nature of familial relationships. If you’re looking for a book that captures the essence of Scottish culture while also feeling like a family reunion where the uncle has had just a bit too much to drink, then this is a must-have addition to your collection. And remember, this delightful oddity can be found at Crappy Old Books, where treasures like this await you—just don’t forget to pack your sense of humour (and perhaps some biscuits). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3126/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scots-kith-and-kin-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books CJ Cousland and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3125 201 Portuguese Verbs by John J Nitti Once upon a time, in the dusty recesses of a long-forgotten library, nestled between a tattered copy of “How to Train Your Pet Rock” and a rather alarming cookbook titled “Culinary Catastrophes,” sat a tome whose very existence raises questions about the potential of human beings to acquire languages. Enter “201 Portuguese Verbs” by John J. Nitti, a title that may cause the occasional eyebrow to arch in disbelief. How does one compile a list of verbs in a language with all the fervor of a 1970s educational series? One can only assume Mr. Nitti donned a beret and a turtleneck before getting down to business in a smoke-filled café in Lisbon, penning verbs with the fervency of a poet and the precision of a watchmaker. Contains a post-it note in front cover from someone thanking someone for fixing the TV. Good overall, but has slightly broken spine at page 68-69 like it was left open at that page. All the other pages make up for it by being a bit difficult to open fully to see whats close to the spine. But otherwise in very good condition and certainly useable. Ah, the 1970s—a decade where the music was funky, the fashion was questionable, and educational books were crafted with the loving care of someone who had just discovered that verbs are, in fact, essential to sentence construction. This book is not merely a collection of Portuguese verbs; it is a veritable buffet of linguistic opportunities waiting to be devoured by enthusiastic learners, polyglots, or anyone who fancies themselves a master of spontaneity in conversation. You might be asking yourself why 201 and not, say, 200 or 202. Perhaps Nitti couldn’t find the extra two verbs, or maybe he simply enjoyed the number’s aesthetic symmetry. But wait! What kind of person would even need a collection of Portuguese verbs? Perhaps you’re a budding traveler, ready to embark on a journey through the sun-drenched streets of Lisbon, but you don’t want to be that awkward tourist who points and grunts. Or perhaps you find yourself in a peculiar situation, needing to express profound sentiments like “I love custard tarts” or “Can you please stop singing the Fado?” All of which can be achieved with simply a glance at this fine, dusty little guide. Within the pages of “201 Portuguese Verbs,” you will discover a variety of verbs that can elevate your conversational prowess, assuming you can remember them all. The verbs are presented with a flair that would make even the most apathetic of learners sit up straight and take notice. The organization is a thing of beauty—if beauty were a tightly packed list of verbs, mind you—which it kind of is. Prepare to be enchanted by the sheer randomness and unpredictability of the verbs that Nitti chose to include. It’s almost as if he threw a dart at a board of verbs and whatever it landed on made the cut. Readers can expect a dizzying array of uses for these verbs, which come with an added bonus: the faint scent of nostalgia. What other educational material captures the essence of a bygone era while simultaneously giving you the tools to argue about football, politics, and the superiority of Portuguese pastries? This book may have been printed on paper that feels like it was derived from tree bark, but its content is nothing short of a linguistic treasure chest. Now, let’s get down to brass tacks; here’s what you can expect from “201 Portuguese Verbs”: A dizzying array of verbs that may or may not include your favorite. Illustrations that will make you question the artistic choices of the 1970s. Grammar tips that will baffle your friends and family. Sentences constructed so awkwardly, even a Portuguese speaker would raise an eyebrow. A survival guide for any accidental Portuguese-speaking encounters. Condition: Good. The cover has seen better days, adorned with the creases and spine cracks that tell tales of previous owners desperately trying to master the art of Portuguese. But fear not! The pages remain intact, and the words haven’t yet faded into an existential crisis, making this book a perfectly functional relic of a time when education was king and verbs reigned supreme. So, if you fancy yourself a future polyglot or simply wish to impress your friends with your newfound knowledge of Portuguese verbs, look no further. This might just be the quirky little companion you never knew you needed. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books before it becomes a collector’s item—or worse, a doorstop. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3125/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/201-portugese-verbs-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Barrons Educational Series 9780812003307 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3124 Marilyn Monroe - Unseen Archives by Marie Clayton Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare to be dazzled by the untouched treasures of the enigmatic Marilyn Monroe, as revealed through the lens of the oddly insightful Marie Clayton! In this 2004 release from the illustrious Parragon Publishing, you will stumble upon a cornucopia of unpublished photographs, documents, and assorted memorabilia that somehow manage to make the iconic starlet both more human and more mysterious at the same time. Who knew that behind the glitz, glam, and the infamous “Ooh, look at my dress!” moments, there existed such a rich tapestry of unseen archives just waiting to be dissected over a cup of lukewarm tea? Forget about the predictable biopics and the regurgitated gossip columns that have undoubtedly graced your newsstands over the years. This tome is a veritable feast for the slightly voyeuristic among us, allowing you a peek into the life of a woman whose legendary status has only been heightened by the shadows of her untimely fate. Every page is a portal into a world where the boundaries between reality and myth blur like the line between lipstick and a glass of champagne after a faux pas at a Hollywood soirée. You may find yourself pondering life’s great questions, such as: “Did she really think that dress was a good idea?” or “Is that a genuine smile or just the best acting job of her life?” While perusing these so-called “unseen archives,” you’ll discover that Monroe’s life was not just a series of glamorous photo shoots and whirlwind romances. No, dear reader! It was also filled with the kind of letters, scripts, and behind-the-scenes moments that would make even the most jaded Hollywood insider exclaim, “Blimey!” From love letters scrawled in shaky handwriting to candid moments caught on camera, Clayton’s compilation promises to leave you with more questions than answers, as is the way with all things Marilyn. As you leaf through the pages, expect to encounter the following highlights: Exclusive childhood photos that will make you question how the world produced such a dazzling adult. Handwritten notes that might just be the musings of a woman who was as perplexed by her own fame as you are. A collection of magazine clippings that feature dubious claims about Monroe’s alleged pet goldfish. Behind-the-scenes shots that will leave you wondering if any actor has ever truly enjoyed a day at work. Rumored recipes for her favorite cocktails, which may or may not have been concocted by a particularly enthusiastic bartender. One can only marvel at the contradictions presented within these pages. Monroe’s life was a dazzling paradox wrapped in a satin gown and topped with a glamorous smile. As you find yourself flipping through the pages, each one a puzzle piece in a larger-than-life jigsaw, you may just find your perspective on the star has been irreversibly altered. Was she a tragic figure or a master of reinvention? Perhaps both, or perhaps she was merely an exceptionally skilled actress playing the role of “Marilyn Monroe.” Condition: Good, which means it might have the faint scent of stale popcorn, a few dog-eared pages, and possibly a coffee stain or two that adds a layer of authenticity to its already glamorous pedigree. This charmingly imperfect condition only enhances the allure of a book that has clearly been loved before finding its way to you. So, if you fancy turning the pages of history with a side of irony, grab your copy of Marilyn Monroe - Unseen Archives today. Because who needs a crystal ball when you have the chronicles of a woman who seemed to capture the world’s attention and then retreat into the shadows all at once? Available now from none other than Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every book has a story worth telling—especially those that come with a dash of quirk and a sprinkle of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3124/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marilyn-monroes-jun-2025.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Parragon Publishing 9781405429481 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3119 Seeds Of Yesterday by Virginia Andrews The sins of the past refuse to stay buried… In Seeds of Yesterday, the haunting final chapter of V.C. Andrews’ Dollanganger saga, the twisted legacy of Foxworth Hall looms large over a new generation. Cathy and Chris return to the rebuilt estate, now the home of their adult children—Bart and Jory—only to find that the past they tried to escape is alive in ways they never imagined. As secrets fester and old wounds reopen, the bonds of family are tested by obsession, betrayal, and a dark inheritance that threatens to destroy them all. Gripping, dramatic, and emotionally charged, Seeds of Yesterday is a chilling reminder that the roots of pain can grow deepest in the shadows. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3119/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/seeds-of-yesterday-jun-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books 9780006167006 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3118 The Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield In the grand tradition of books that seem to hover somewhere between self-help and science fiction, we present to you "The Celestine Prophecy" by James Redfield—a title that sounds as if it could have been penned by a particularly enthusiastic barista at a hipster coffee shop. Published in 1995, this tome may well have been the original Pinterest board of spiritual seekers, equipped with all the latest trends in New Age philosophy. If you’ve ever fancied embarking on a journey that tells you absolutely nothing concrete, yet somehow manages to feel profoundly enlightening, then you’ve stumbled upon a literary treasure that fits snugly in the gap between existential dread and a relaxing cup of chamomile tea. This book takes you on an adventure that is equal parts thrilling and bewildering—like attempting to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. Redfield’s narrative is an exploration of twelve insights he insists will lead us to greater spiritual understanding, though whether those insights are more enlightening than a half-baked fortune cookie is up for debate. Here we see the protagonist delve into the realms of mystical experiences and the inexplicable synchronicity that seems to occur whenever you’re vaguely on the right path—such as stumbling into a thrift shop just as you’re contemplating whether you need a decorative llama statue. Ah, the 1990s, a decade where people danced to the rhythm of grunge and tried to reach enlightenment in the process. Perhaps it was the era’s obsession with self-discovery that led to the considerable acclaim of this book, or perhaps it was simply that readers were hungry for anything that made them feel like they were evolving on some cosmic scale. It’s a cultural artifact that feels like a time capsule; a reminder of when people were fascinated by the idea that hidden messages were everywhere, like the odd sock you find wedged between your couch cushions. Yet, let us not forget the countless readers who have experienced profound epiphanies regarding their very existence after perusing the pages of this book. “The Celestine Prophecy” has become a staple for those who believe that a simple stroll through the forest can lead to vital revelations about the universe—or at least to a nice picnic spot. And isn’t that what life is all about? Finding the perfect place for your organic quinoa salad while contemplating the deeper meanings of existence? As you wander through this narrative, you might find yourself pondering the following delightful questions: Is there truly a mystical force connecting us all, or is it merely my cat’s insistence on being in the way? Can we trust the universe, or should we just stick to good old-fashioned logic (and maybe a GPS)? Are the insights Redfield presents actually useful, or are they merely the literary equivalent of a yoga class gone awry? How many more books must we read before understanding that enlightenment probably doesn’t involve a secret handshake? If we collectively meditate, will the Wi-Fi drop in the café cease to be so infuriating? Condition: This particular edition is rated "Good," which in layman’s terms means it has survived the trials and tribulations of time without being entirely devoured by the elements. Expect the usual creases, the kind of dog-eared pages that tell tales of existential crises, and perhaps a hint of incense lingering in the air—though we can’t guarantee that last bit. It’s perfect for those who want to feel like they’ve picked up a conversation starter that’s somehow both profound and perplexing. Nothing says “I’m on a spiritual quest” quite like rummaging through the shelves of a second-hand bookstore. So if you’re yearning for a literary experience that marries the absurd with the enlightening, “The Celestine Prophecy” awaits you. Just remember, it’s all part of the journey—and maybe you’ll end up finding that llama statue after all—right here at Crappy Old Books, where the mystical and the mundane are forever intertwined. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3118/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-celestine-prophecy-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553409024 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3117 The Roots Of Excellence by Ronnie Lessem In a world where mediocrity reigns supreme and the pursuit of excellence often involves little more than a motivational poster with a cat, Ronnie Lessem’s 1985 tome, "The Roots Of Excellence," emerges like a dandelion in a field of well-manicured lawns. Published by Fontana, this book attempts to unravel the elusive concept of excellence—an endeavor that, depending on your perspective, could be enlightening or as futile as trying to navigate a roundabout in a foreign country. First Edition, very good condition. Lessem, with a flourish reminiscent of a philosopher who’s just had one too many cups of herbal tea, takes readers on a zig-zagging journey through the depths of excellence. He doesn’t just scratch the surface; oh no, he digs down like a determined archaeologist unearthing the lost civilization of successful people. One can only imagine he had a large collection of self-help books piled high on his desk, ready to be referenced at a moment’s notice. Spoiler alert: this book is likely one of them. This book’s structure mirrors Lessem’s own mental processes: disorganized yet surprisingly compelling. Each chapter is a delightful foray into various aspects of excellence, from the mundane to the utterly bizarre. Expect to encounter revolutionary theories, ramblings about motivation, and some obscure references that make you wonder if Lessem was just trying to flex his intellectual muscles. It’s as if he took a thesaurus to a coffee shop, ordered the most complex latte, and then proceeded to write a book based on the resulting caffeine-induced epiphany. What can you glean from these pages? Well, besides the manifestation of Lessem’s tireless enthusiasm for excellence, you might find some useful nuggets buried in the delightful chaos. The book is peppered with questionable anecdotes, which, while perhaps intended to inspire, may leave you feeling more confused than motivated. One might find themselves pondering existential questions such as, "Is excellence really just a social construct?" or "Did I really need this book in my life?" A deep dive into the philosophy of success—prepare for a few philosophical belly flops. References to long-forgotten figures who may or may not have actually existed. Practical tips that may or may not require a full-time life coach. Illustrations that bewilder, amuse, and occasionally perplex. Quotes that seem profound until you realize they sound like they’re straight out of a fortune cookie. Condition: Very Good. Despite being nearly four decades old, this copy has survived the test of time with only minor wear and tear—like a vintage car that’s still running but might occasionally require a little coaxing. The pages are clean and bright, and you won’t find any odd stains that might lead you to question the previous owner’s snack choices. It’s in such good condition that you might consider it an ideal candidate for your coffee table, provided you’re prepared for conversations revolving around the nature of excellence. In conclusion, "The Roots Of Excellence" is the book you never knew you needed, bursting with insights and contradictions, much like life itself. It may not provide the magical key to success, but it will certainly offer plenty of food for thought. Who knows, perhaps by the end of it, you’ll be able to redefine excellence on your own terms—perhaps even by finding joy in the absurdity of it all. So, if you’re in the market for something to mildly inspire or bemuse you, look no further than this quirky gem from Crappy Old Books, where every title comes with a side of irony. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3117/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-roots-of-excellance-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006368748 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3114 Janes Pocket Book 3 - Commercial Transport Aircraft by John WR Taylor Janes Pocket Book 3 – Commercial Transport Aircraft (1973) John W. R. Taylor | Macdonald & Janes ISBN: 0356043762 | Condition: Good Lovingly re-circulated by the turbulence-proof purveyors at Crappy Old Books. Remember when airliners had names, ashtrays, and a fighting chance of being louder than your uncle’s lawnmower? This palm-sized titan from Jane’s is your boarding pass back to the golden age of jet-age optimism, when a “widebody” meant a fuselage you could hold a cocktail party in and the cabin décor matched your favourite paisley tie. Edited by aviation ringmaster John W. R. Taylor, this is the 1973 snapshot—meticulously compacted for pockets that also hold slide rules and a spare tie-pin. Inside you’ll find: Profiles of the big birds and brave oddities: 707s, DC-8s and Tristars on parade, plus Vickers, BAC, Ilyushins and Tupolevs striding across the ramp like Cold War runway models. Cut-to-the-chase data: spans, lengths, engine thrust, payloads, ranges—enough numbers to make your wristwatch calculator blush. Three-view drawings crisp enough to inspire paper-airline empires (or slightly questionable tattoos). Variants & timelines capturing that frantic 1960s–70s moment when every manufacturer tried to add two feet, four windows, and an extra letter to beat the competition. Engines, avionics and operator lists for the plane-spotter who likes to mutter “JT3D” under their breath at bus stops. Our copy is graded Good: square spine, tidy text block, diagrams sharp. The cover shows the sort of hangar rash one acquires while being consulted mid-argument in a model club. No coffee tidal marks, no mid-Atlantic foxing, and the pages still turn with first-class smoothness. (Seatbelt sign off.) Perfect for: Armchair dispatchers who can route a DC-10 to Malaga faster than modern baggage can reach Luton. Scale modellers chasing the angle of a 727 hushkit like philosophers chase truth. Anyone who believes aircraft should have proper names, not product codes that sound like new dishwashers. Slip this volume in your pocket and become the person who can, with a single eyebrow, correct a documentary’s stock footage sins. Because in 1973, Jane’s didn’t do “content”; it did gospel—in miniature. Crappy Old Books: keeping aviation history cruising at 35,000 feet, one gently scuffed pocket classic at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3114/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/janes-pocket-book-3-commercial-transport-aircraft-jun-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macdonald and Janes 9780356043760 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3111 A Short History Of Ballet by Cyril W Beaumont Ah, "A Short History of Ballet" by the illustrious Cyril W Beaumont—crafted in the quaint yet somewhat perplexing year of 1936. This tome promises to whisk you through the pirouettes and pliés of ballet’s storied past, all while maintaining an air of scholarly elegance that one might expect from a book whose very title seems to concede its own brevity. A paradox, really, akin to trying to condense the grandiosity of a Swan Lake performance into a limerick. One might wonder if Mr. Beaumont intended to tease us with an ironic nod, appearing to be both informative and deliberately lacking in depth, much like a prima ballerina who forgets her dance shoes on the way to the stage. Within these pages, you’ll discover the many phases of ballet—from its humble beginnings in the courts of Italy to the extravagant and often bewildering interpretations that graced the British stage. Beaumont, a gentleman of considerable knowledge and a penchant for the dramatic, gives us insights that are as rich as a chocolate éclair at a tea party, yet as airy as the tulle of a ballet tutu. One can only assume he penned this book with a quill made of a swan’s feather, carefully considering the delicate nature of his subject. In a way, it begs the question: how does one encapsulate centuries of dance without losing one’s own footing? In this edition, you will find not merely a history but a delightful tapestry woven with threads of passion, despair, and perhaps a sprinkle of pretentiousness. Beaumont has a knack for illuminating the dancers who shaped this art form, from the swashbuckling masters to the delicate prima ballerinas who made heads turn without needing to say a word—because, let’s face it, they were busy executing fouettés. This is not just a book; it is an invitation to sip tea while pondering the existential crises of those who have danced through time. As you leaf through its pages, don’t be surprised if you find yourself tapping your toes to an imaginary orchestra, or perhaps contemplating the delicate balance between the sublime and the absurd in life, much like ballet itself. It’s a treatise on art that somehow manages to feel like an avant-garde performance—somewhat confusing, occasionally brilliant, and undeniably entertaining. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand literature can mean a variety of things. This book may possess the charming scent of age, possibly mixed with the faint whiff of a bygone tea party where everyone insisted on discussing the merits of Tchaikovsky while wearing far too much taffeta. Expect slight yellowing of pages and a cover that might be more bent than a dancer’s foot after a particularly grueling rehearsal, but fear not! The narrative remains intact, unlike the dreams of those who once aspired to a career in ballet. One might argue that this book is perfect for the ballet novice, the casual reader, or the snobbish intellectual who needs to sound cultured at dinner parties. It lends itself well to the following pursuits: Impressing your friends with obscure knowledge about dance. Finding a new and creative way to procrastinate. Using it as a conversation starter with that one friend who keeps insisting they could have been a dancer. Practicing your own pirouettes while desperately trying to balance the book on your head. Creating an ironic centerpiece for your next literary gathering. So, if you are in the mood for a brisk jaunt through the ballet history, replete with the quirks and follies of its key players, this book is calling your name—assuming, of course, you can hear it over the sound of your own inner monologue questioning your life choices. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing we take seriously is the joy of rediscovering literary treasures that others may have overlooked—like that one pair of dance shoes hiding in the back of your wardrobe, waiting for a moment of glory that may never come. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3111/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-short-history-of-ballet-jun-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books CW Beaumont no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3110 Collecting Cheap China and Glass by Guy Williams In the cosmic pantheon of literary achievements, few titles shimmer with the delightful absurdity of “Collecting Cheap China and Glass” by Guy Williams. Published in the tail end of the swinging sixties, by the illustrious Mini Corgi—who undoubtedly had one ear on the pulse of pop culture and the other firmly lodged in the dusty corners of thrift shops—this book is a veritable treasure map for those wishing to navigate the oft-quirky world of second-hand crockery. A title that promises to whisk you into the euphoric highs and cavernous lows of collecting, yet somehow manages to remain entirely grounded in the realm of the ordinary. Truly, the avant-garde spirit of the era has never been more palpable in the delicate clink of a porcelain teacup or a glass paperweight! Small pocket book, includes a plastic wallet with a fold out guide to Royal Crown Derby China Marks, 1750 to date. 124 pages. Imagine yourself, dear reader, sipping Earl Grey from a dainty cup while flipping through the pages of this manifesto on the art of haggling your way through flea markets and jumble sales. Guy Williams, possessing an uncanny ability to elevate the mundane to the sublime, leads you through the intricacies of collecting items that most people wouldn’t even consider worthy of a second glance. His prose, a cocktail of fervour and irony, is sure to have you questioning your very existence in the face of a chipped plate or a mismatched teapot. Ah, the existential dread of collecting—you’ll feel it in your bones. As you leaf through this delightful tome, you may find yourself enchanted by the wonderful world of cheap china and glass, a realm where the true value of an item is measured not in currency but in nostalgia and whimsy. Williams provides insightful commentary on the art of navigating local thrift stores, with hints on how to spot that one out-of-place item that might just be a diamond in the rough—or a rather poorly made imitation of one. With every page turn, you’ll be tempted to don your best thrift-store attire and embark on a quest to unearth your very own collection of delightful oddities. What can you expect to discover within this hallowed volume? Well, let us tantalize you with a few of the wonders that await: Unconventional tips for bargaining that might leave you feeling like a master negotiator—or just awkward. A guide to the most sought-after cheap china patterns—perfect for impressing your friends or haunting your nightmares. Strange anecdotes about items that didn’t quite make the cut for a museum exhibit, yet find themselves celebrated in this illustrious compendium. Fascinating insights into the psychology behind collecting—why do we hold on to these things when we could simply watch Netflix instead? Practical advice on how to display your collection without it looking like your grandmother’s attic exploded. Condition: Good. The pages are gently yellowed and the spine holds together with the kind of stubbornness you’d expect from a book that has lived through at least three decades of change, much like the fabled glassware it champions. Oddly enough, the previous owner appears to have left behind a selection of price tags from various charity shops, adding an extra layer of history to your reading experience. Consider it a breadcrumb trail through the landscape of thrift store adventures—who knows what treasures you might find lurking between the pages? Perhaps you, too, will feel the overwhelming urge to step into the realm of collecting after spending a few hours with this delightfully cheeky manual. Guy Williams manages to make the unremarkable feel remarkable, the cheap feel chic, and the utterly banal seem like the pursuit of a lifetime. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even find yourself suddenly drawn to the local charity shop, desperately searching for that missing china piece to complete your collection. Ah yes, only in the peculiar universe of Crappy Old Books can such paradoxical delights be found! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3110/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collecting-cheap-china-and-glass-jun-2025.jpg 1.35 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mini Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3109 Lautrec by Gotthard Jedlicka Ah, "Lautrec" by Gotthard Jedlicka, a title that rolls off the tongue with the sort of elegance one might associate with a fine dining experience, followed by an unfortunate bout of indigestion. Published in the illustrious year of 1961 by the ever-humble Blandford Press, this book promises a journey through the life of Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, a man whose talent defied his physical limitations but somehow did not provide a viable means of transport for this particular volume. If only we could hop into the pages and take a quick jaunt through Montmartre, perhaps we might be better acquainted with the elusive artist himself, rather than just a curious account of his escapades. In a world where most biographies trickle through the same predictable pathways, Jedlicka dares to take a detour, steering us through the cobblestone streets lined with cabarets and the faint scent of absinthe. Perhaps you’ll learn more than you ever wanted to know about Lautrec’s obsession with the can-can dancers, which may or may not have been a figment of his imagination—or perhaps the result of too many late nights at the Moulin Rouge. These pages are chock-full of delightful tidbits that may leave you wondering if the true art was in his paintings or the fantastic tales spun around them. As you peruse this literary curiosity, expect to encounter an intriguing mixture of admiration and pity for Lautrec. The man was a diminutive dynamo, navigating both the bohemian lifestyle and the somber realities of his physical condition with the finesse of a tightrope walker, albeit one with an exceptionally small tightrope. Besides, who wouldn’t want to read about a chap who could paint masterpieces while simultaneously living the life of a party animal? It’s the kind of juxtaposition that makes you question your own life choices, especially when you’re slumped in a chair devouring biscuits instead of engaging in merriment. What makes this book even more delightful is the way it dances between the profound and the absurd, much like a night out in a Parisian cabaret. You might find yourself immersed in fascinating descriptions of Lautrec’s famous friends—who may or may not have had better luck at love and life than he did—while also being treated to the peculiarities of his daily routine. It’s as if Jedlicka has crafted a delightful soufflé, only to have it collapse under the weight of its own whimsicality. While "Lautrec" does its best to paint a vivid picture of the artist’s world, one can’t help but chuckle at the notion that a biography could possess both gravitas and a sense of lighthearted mischief. It’s a bit like finding a vintage bottle of wine that promises sophistication but delivers a rather cheeky aftertaste. The book’s charm lies in its contradictions, urging you to take a closer look whilst simultaneously whispering that not everything is as it seems. Condition: Good. This copy has been loved and is now a bit weathered, which could be a metaphor for life itself—or perhaps just a reflection of the wear and tear of countless previous readers who have pondered the depth of Lautrec’s artistic genius while sipping tea and avoiding the inevitable existential dread that comes with it. Expect some gentle creases and the occasional coffee stain, which provide a sort of patina of authenticity, as if this book has somehow been part of the artist’s adventures itself. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a quirky, slightly bemused biography that doesn’t take itself too seriously, "Lautrec" is just the ticket. This is a book that invites you into a world of artistic whimsy while reminding you that not all that is good has to come from a pristine, untouched cover. So, why not embrace the delightful imperfections that make "Lautrec" a worthy addition to your collection? Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story, even if it’s half-remembered and slightly askew. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3109/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lautrec-jun-20205.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3108 The Observers Book Of Postage Stamps by Anthony SB New Step right up to the most riveting slice of philatelic lore you’ll ever stumble upon! "The Observers Book Of Postage Stamps" by the illustrious Anthony SB New is not merely a book—it’s an invitation to a world where tiny bits of paper hold the power of nations, love letters, and possibly even your long-lost great-aunt’s questionable sense of humour. Published in the illustrious year of 1977 by Frederick Warne, this volume is a treasure trove for enthusiasts and casual collectors alike, offering insights that could make even the most fervent stamp-wielders do a double take. With its expert commentary and charming illustrations—because who doesn’t want to gaze lovingly at a close-up of a two-penny blue?—this book is the perfect companion for rainy days or when you simply can’t bear to interact with actual humans. But don’t let the title mislead you into thinking this is merely a catalogue of colourful rectangles. Anthony SB New has meticulously curated a cornucopia of information that delves beyond the mundane. Prepare to be amazed as you uncover the intricate stories behind stamps that have crossed oceans, survived fires, and probably been chewed on by a dog or two. This isn’t just about collecting; it’s about appreciating a historical tapestry woven from the fabric of human communication. Learn about the origins of the world’s first stamp, which may or may not have been a family heirloom Discover the secrets of the airmail stamp, perfect for sending love letters to your pen pal in Canada Explore the wild world of thematic collecting, from cats to chocolate Understand why some stamps are worth a fortune, while others are simply worth less than your last takeaway Engage with the fascinating habits of fellow collectors who may hide their obsession behind an unassuming façade As you flip through the pages, you’ll find yourself pondering the philosophical implications of postage. What does it mean to send a letter? Is a stamp merely a prelude to awkward small talk, or does it carry the weight of connection? You may find yourself in a deep existential spiral, perhaps contemplating the elusive nature of human interaction or simply wondering why you can’t find a decent curry in your neighbourhood. This book will not solve your life’s problems, but it may distract you from them, which is half the battle, isn’t it? Condition: Good—though much like the stamps it celebrates, this book has seen its fair share of history. Expect the occasional crease or slightly yellowed page, but that merely adds to its charm. After all, isn’t a bit of wear and tear just the universe’s way of saying you’ve been loved? In the grand tapestry of second-hand books, "The Observers Book Of Postage Stamps" stands out like a particularly vibrant stamp—interesting, eccentric, and utterly unique. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, where we believe every book has a story, even if that story is just how it ended up in a dusty corner of a second-hand shop. So, whether you’re a seasoned collector or just someone looking to spice up your coffee table with a conversation starter, this book is a delightful oddity waiting to be reclaimed from the depths of obscurity. Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to impress their friends with a solid knowledge base about the evolution of postage stamps? You never know when you might need to break the ice with a particularly riveting tale about the 1856 British Guiana one-cent magenta. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3108/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-observers-book-of-postage-stamps-jun-20205.jpg 0.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Warne 9780723200918 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3107 The Price Guide To Antique Furniture 1969 by John Andrews Welcome, dear reader, to the splendidly obscure world of "The Price Guide To Antique Furniture 1969" by John Andrews. This tome, a veritable treasure map for those who wish to navigate the curious waters of vintage wood and bygone upholstery, is as essential as a cup of tea at a British garden party, provided that you enjoy a side of bewilderment, of course. Published by the prestigious Antique Collectors Club, this book promises to transport you to an era when furniture wasn’t just a place to sit but a status symbol, an art form, and occasionally, a negotiation tool in family feuds. Hardback with good dustcover. 360 pages with black and white plates on virtually all pages. Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of a price guide for furniture from 1969. One cannot help but wonder: what were people thinking as they thumbed through its pages back in the day? Did they believe that a well-crafted Windsor chair could one day fetch the same price as a pint of beer? And let’s not forget the delightful irony of attempting to determine the worth of items that were likely already collecting dust in an attic somewhere. This guide is perhaps the only book where the value of a piece hinges not just on its craftsmanship but also on its ability to withstand the test of greasy fingers and the occasional cat claw. Within these pages, you will encounter categories that evoke the spirit of the late 1960s—a time when people were likely more interested in psychedelic patterns and bell-bottoms than the merits of a Louis XVI armoire. Each entry is a snapshot of an era gone by, meticulously cataloged for the discerning collector who, let’s face it, probably has more money than sense. But fear not! For the less wealthy and more whimsical among us, this book also serves as a magnificent coffee table conversation starter, provided you don’t mind the blank stares of guests who are not quite sure if you’re joking. Prepare to be dazzled by the comprehensive list of furniture styles, each described with a flair that only a true enthusiast could manage. Whether you fancy the intricate carvings of a Chippendale or the more modest charm of a Shaker piece, Andrews leaves no stone unturned. And just when you think you’ve grasped the art of appraisal, he’ll throw in a curveball about the influence of post-war design trends that will have you questioning every piece of furniture you’ve ever owned. It’s both enlightening and a touch maddening, much like attempting to assemble flat-pack furniture without the instructions. As you navigate this guide, you may find yourself pondering the very nature of value. Is an exquisite Edwardian sideboard worth its weight in gold, or merely a reminder of our ancestors’ questionable taste in walnut? Andrews seems to relish in these existential questions, and while he may not provide answers, he does at least provide a price—subject to inflation, of course. A fine commentary on the vicissitudes of value in an ever-shifting marketplace, this book is as relevant today as a woolly jumper in a July heatwave. Condition: Good, though the pages may have a slight aroma reminiscent of mothballs and distant relatives. The binding is sturdy enough to withstand a moderate round of flipping through its pages, but do approach with care; you wouldn’t want to disrupt the delicate balance of nostalgia and dust that resides within. A couple of dog-eared pages may also hint at its past life as an object of curiosity in a dusty bookshop or a yard sale where it was nearly mistaken for a relic of a bygone decade. So, if you’re prepared to embark on an odyssey through time, armed only with a sense of humor and a discerning eye for craftsmanship, "The Price Guide To Antique Furniture 1969" awaits you. This book stands as a testament to the age-old pursuit of value, a curious relic itself that has managed to survive the whims of fashion and trend. Whether you’re a serious collector or simply someone with an odd fondness for old chairs, you’ll find yourself charmed by its eccentricities. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every page turned is a step deeper into delightful absurdity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3107/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-price-guide-to-antique-furniture-1969-jun-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Antique Collectors Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3106 Four Centuries Of Banking Vol 1 by George Chandler In the grand tapestry of human history, certain threads stand out, shimmering with the allure of numbers and the scent of old leather. Enter "Four Centuries of Banking Vol 1," a tome so thick with financial wisdom that it could double as an alternative doorstop. Authored by the illustrious George Chandler in 1964, this riveting volume promises to transport you through four hundred years of monetary mayhem, where the coin reigned supreme and the bank teller was considered the closest thing to a wizard known to man—minus the pointy hat, of course. Imagine a world where money was made of gold and silver, and not just the plastic you find lying about after a trip to the corner shop. Chandler meticulously chronicles the evolution of banking from the quaint days of bartering with sheep to the sophisticated world of investment portfolios that no one truly understands. This book is positively brimming with anecdotes of fiscal follies, tales of borrowers who probably shouldn’t have borrowed, and bankers who may have taken a few too many liberties with the ledger. If you’ve ever wondered how we transitioned from the ancient Greeks lending olives to today’s obsession with fintech apps, look no further! As you flip through the pages, you’ll be greeted by a cavalcade of characters from history, including some rather scandalous figures who made their fortunes by questionable means—think of them as the original reality TV stars, complete with grit and guile. Who knew that the world of banking could rival any gripping television drama? You may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, from the infamous “Great Tulip Bubble” (yes, really!) to the more recent mishaps that make for excellent cocktail party conversation—assuming, of course, your guests are all economics majors. Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: this isn’t your average page-turner. You won’t find wild plot twists, graphic novels, or any semblance of a love story involving star-crossed credit scores. Instead, revel in Chandler’s impressive knack for turning the dry and dusty subject of banking into a historical banquet of information. Each chapter reads like a fine British pudding—dense, satisfying, and more than just a little hard to digest. You may need a sturdy cup of tea to accompany your reading session, lest you become overwhelmed by the sheer volume of the financial follies contained within. For those who appreciate a bit of irony, consider the title itself: “Four Centuries of Banking.” As if the author were implying that all banking woes could be chronicled within just four hundred years! One could argue that it’s a tad optimistic, given the propensity for financial blunders to repeat themselves every decade or so. Perhaps this volume should come with a warning label: “Caution! This book may lead to your own personal financial enlightenment—or existential dread.” Condition: In the spirit of full transparency, this particular copy is in good condition, which is a euphemism for “has seen better days.” Expect some light wear, a few dog-eared pages, and maybe even a forgotten receipt from a long-closed bank—an unexpected treasure for anyone obsessed with nostalgia or financial archaeology. The spine has held up remarkably well, considering it has bravely endured the weight of four centuries of banking shenanigans. So, if you’re in the mood to traverse through the annals of fiscal history, or if you simply want to impress your friends with your newfound knowledge of bizarre banking practices, “Four Centuries of Banking Vol 1” is waiting for you. Just be prepared for a journey that might leave your wallet feeling a tad lighter and your brain a bit heavier. Fear not, for Crappy Old Books has your back; we believe that even the most arcane subjects deserve a second chance at finding a dedicated reader—preferably one with a good sense of irony and a penchant for the absurd. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3106/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/four-centuries-of-banking-jun-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BT Batsford Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3105 Oriental Antiques In Colour by Michael Ridley Behold, a portal to the past that’s somehow managed to linger in the shops longer than a gremlin after midnight—“Oriental Antiques In Colour” by Michael Ridley, a veritable treasure trove of dusty delights and questionable taste! Published in the illustrious year of 1977 by Blandford Press, this book boldly ventures into the world of finer things with all the subtlety of a peacock on roller skates. If you’ve ever pondered the profound significance of a Ming vase or the existential crisis tied to a lacquered box, then this is the tome that answers absolutely none of those questions! In bright, glossy pages that promise to transport you to a realm of heritage and craftsmanship—provided you can ignore the fact that it might just be a glorified catalog—it seems Ridley took it upon himself to enlighten us about objects that your great aunt Myrtle may or may not have claimed to have acquired on her travels to the Far East. This book is not just a guide; it’s a vibrant celebration of things most of us can only dream of affording, or at least dream of having a reason to own. If you happen to find yourself at a dinner party, you can casually drop phrases like “Jadeite is simply unparalleled in its depth of colour” and watch as your less-educated companions nod in agreement, utterly baffled. Ah, the joys of Oriental antiques! They serve as a perfect metaphor for life: beautiful to behold, often steeped in history, and not always what they seem. This splendid volume features a cavalcade of photographs that are vying for your attention like a toddler hyped on sugar, while Ridley’s text meanders with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof. You might even wonder if some of these antiques were stolen from an aristocrat’s attic or simply misplaced in a shabby second-hand shop in the early 20th century. The mystery only adds to its charm, much like the author’s own hair style in the accompanying author photo, which seems to be a tribute to an unexplained mishap involving static electricity. As you thumb through the pages, you may find yourself contemplating the following profound moments of self-reflection: Why do I keep buying books on antiques when I can’t even keep a houseplant alive? Is it time to start a collection of things I’ll never understand? Do I need to acquire a taste for Peking opera to truly appreciate these items? Am I just one step away from becoming a hoarder? What exactly is the difference between an antique and a really old piece of junk? And let’s not gloss over the fact that the year 1977 was a time of unique fashion choices and questionable home décor decisions, which only adds a layer of nostalgia to Ridley’s work. The book itself is a time capsule, where you’ll see the artistic sensibilities of an era that thought mustard yellow and avocado green were the height of style, and where the concept of ‘minimalism’ was yet to be invented. Every page practically screams, “This is what your grandparents’ living room looked like!” Condition: Good, but that’s relative, isn’t it? The cover exhibits the light creases and scuffs akin to a well-loved chair in a corner of a crowded pub. The binding is sturdy yet forgiving, allowing it to splay open at the delightfully unexpected spots where Ridley waxes poetic about the intricacies of porcelain production. Pages may have a hint of yellowing, reminiscent of the finest aged cheese, which only enhances its vintage charm! Indeed, this book has been read, possibly by someone who may or may not be a distant relative of Ridley himself, making it all the more interesting. So, if you’re looking to impress your friends with your newfound knowledge of Oriental antiques, or simply want to feel vaguely superior while sipping tea from a chipped mug, look no further. Grab your copy of “Oriental Antiques In Colour” as sold by Crappy Old Books, and get ready to bask in the warmth of antiquity—ironic or otherwise! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3105/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/oriental-antiques-in-colour-jun-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press 9780713708295 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3104 The Connoisseurs Handbook Of Antique Collecting by Book Club Association In a world cluttered with mass-produced sentimental trinkets and your Aunt Edna’s increasingly questionable taste in wall art, "The Connoisseurs Handbook Of Antique Collecting" emerges like a rare, dust-laden relic from the 1970s. Published by the illustrious Book Club Association—who knew book clubs could produce anything other than heated debates over tea and scones?—this charming tome is an invitation to navigate the bizarre and oftentimes bewildering world of antique collecting with the grace of a hippo on roller skates. Imagine, dear reader, a time when “vintage” was merely a euphemism for “old and slightly shabby,” and the only people gathering in circles to discuss their hobbies were those in oversized glasses, sporting plaid patterns that could only be described as “daring.” This handbook is not merely a collection of tips; it is a veritable treasure map leading to the hidden gems of yesteryear—or more accurately, to the dusty corners of your local charity shop. Armed with this guide, you, too, can become a self-proclaimed aficionado, ready to impress dinner guests with stories about the dubious provenance of a chipped porcelain figurine that may or may not have belonged to a minor 19th-century aristocrat named Reginald. But what can one expect from a book that proudly boasts no ISBN? Perhaps it is simply a reflection of the carefree days before barcodes became the sole arbiter of literary worth. This volume is a whirlwind tour through furniture, ceramics, and the art of haggling, with enough quirks and quirks to make you question whether you’re reading a handbook or a whimsical diary of someone who once mistook a thrift store for an art gallery. Each page is a delightful amalgamation of outdated terminology and dubious advice, which, let’s be honest, probably means you’ll be able to score a vintage teapot for a mere pittance. This guide is chock-full of historical context, which doubles as a perfect excuse for anyone who justifies their obsession with collecting mismatched cutlery. You may find yourself pondering the implications of Georgian versus Victorian styles while secretly wondering if you should just stick with IKEA. The authors, who remain blissfully anonymous, offer a blend of humour and earnestness that gives you hope that, just maybe, you too can find beauty in things that others consider rubbish. Inside, you’ll encounter chapters that could just as easily have been penned by a time-travelling curator or perhaps a particularly eccentric relative. The language flits between the erudite and the bemusingly mundane, ensuring you get both a chuckle and an eye roll as you ponder the necessity of knowing the difference between a Biedermeier and a Victorian side table. It’s the sort of book that makes you think, “I could have been an expert if only I had a different life choice” while simultaneously reassuring you that your collection of mismatched mugs is, in fact, a personal statement. Condition: Good—though the definition of "good" in the realm of second-hand books is as subjective as the opinions of collectors themselves. The pages may exhibit light wear, perhaps the remnants of a former reader’s spilled Earl Grey, but fear not! This merely adds character, and every crease tells a story of tea-fueled contemplation. The cover displays a charming patina that whispers secrets of its journey through time and space, perfect for conversations that start with “Did you know this was written in the groovy 70s?” So if you have ever pondered the esoteric art of antique collecting or simply wish to enrich your coffee table with a conversation starter that will befuddle your guests, pick up "The Connoisseurs Handbook Of Antique Collecting." It’s a priceless addition to your library—after all, who doesn’t want to be one step closer to being the eccentric yet lovable collector of the neighbourhood? After you’ve crammed your home with vintage finds and obscure artifacts, remember to thank Crappy Old Books for this delightful literary journey into the whimsical world of antiques. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3104/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/antique-collecting-jun-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Association no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3103 Voices In Stone by Ernst Doblhofer In a world where granite quarries and stony façades reign supreme, Ernst Doblhofer’s *Voices In Stone* takes readers on a thought-provoking jaunt through the insipid whispers of mineral formations and the existential crises of boulders. Published in 1973 by the famed Book Club Associates, this literary artifact grapples with the age-old question: if stones could talk, would they just complain about the weather? Or perhaps they’d reveal the innermost secrets of the Earth? Spoiler alert: it’s mostly the former. Hardback, but slightly buckled, however, it is otherwise in good condition with good dust jacket and solid binding. Imagine a universe where the silence of the ages is only broken by the grumbling of ancient rocks, who, tired of being trampled underfoot by civilization, finally decide to speak up. Doblhofer, a master of the metaphorical chisel, chips away at the façade of modern existence through the eyes of these mineral inhabitants, unveiling a narrative that is as stony as it is witty. Perhaps he was inspired by a particularly chatty pebble he encountered on a stroll, but whatever the source of his inspiration, you will find no shortage of pithy observations on the human condition—filtered through a geological lens, of course. With prose that feels as solid as the very stones he describes, Doblhofer invites you to ponder the intricate relationships between humanity and the earth. He poses critical questions: Do the stones yearn for the days when they were merely part of a majestic mountain? Do they feel abandoned as they languish in gardens, forever out of their element? Or perhaps they are simply gossiping about the overly ambitious architecture of the modern age, bemoaning how they’ve been reduced to mere decorative objects. Who knew that rock formations could have such a snarky take on contemporary life? The book is peppered with anecdotes of ancient stones that have witnessed the rise and fall of empires, as well as the occasional tale of a particularly melodramatic pebble that fancied itself a philosopher. Doblhofer’s imagination runs wild, allowing readers to find humor in the mundane, to chuckle at the very idea of a stone sitting around, reminiscing about better days when it was part of a scenic cliffside rather than a crumbling garden wall. Condition: Good, which means this book is well-loved and may even contain the odd coffee stain or smudge of existential despair. The pages have yellowed with age, as if they too have been contemplating their mortality. A few dog-eared corners hint at previous readers who might have had their own tête-à-tête with the stones of yore. The cover, while showing signs of wear, remains resolute in its commitment to remain a portal to Doblhofer’s peculiar universe. It’s a testament to the resilience of both literature and the rocks that inspired it. In conclusion, *Voices In Stone* is not merely a book; it is a conversation starter for awkward dinner parties where geology and philosophy collide. It’s ideal for those with a penchant for the esoteric and a taste for the absurd. After all, who wouldn’t want to engage in a spirited debate about the emotional lives of rocks over a glass of merlot? You might even find yourself inspired to visit your local quarry and start a rock collection—much to the dismay of your neighborhood’s geology club. For anyone curious enough to contemplate the wisdom of the inanimate, you can find this curious tome among the endless offerings at Crappy Old Books. It may just be the literary excavation you didn’t know you were searching for. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3103/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/voices-in-stone-jun-2025.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3099 The Cut Out Girl by Bart Van Es Ah, “The Cut Out Girl,” a delightful piece of literary craftsmanship by Bart Van Es, published in 2018 by the venerable Penguin, a publisher presumably named after a large, flightless bird, although there’s no mention of waddling in the book’s pages. This particular tome may not have wings, but it certainly hopes to take you on a peculiar journey through the intricacies of memory and identity. Or perhaps it just wants to sit quietly on your shelf, pondering its own existence like a slightly confused existentialist. Set against the backdrop of World War II, this book promises a narrative that weaves together the threads of history and personal stories, much like a cat burglar with a penchant for knitting. Bart Van Es, with a flair for the ironic, may very well guide you through a maze of emotions, navigating between harrowing experiences and tender moments, all without tripping over a single metaphor. At least, let us hope so. After all, what could be more delightful than a historical exploration that doesn’t require an advanced degree in deciphering obscure literary references? Readers are often left to wonder if this particular “Cut Out Girl” is a metaphor for something deeper, or if it’s simply a girl who lost her way in a paper-cutting accident. While we can’t confirm either, one can only speculate that the title is, in fact, a clever ruse to grab your attention. Because who wouldn’t be intrigued by a book with such an enigmatic title? One might imagine it’s a coded message left by the author that only the truly enlightened can decipher. Spoiler: it might not be. As you flip through the pages, you may encounter an array of thoughts that could be summarized in a bullet-point list, should one be inclined to reduce the complexity of the human experience to simple, bite-sized morsels. Here’s a brief overview of what to expect: A journey through the labyrinthine corridors of memory Characters that seem to leap off the page, perhaps because of a misprinted ink blot Inexplicable moments of joy that might catch you off-guard A sprinkling of historical context, served with a side of irony Observations on love and loss that may or may not require a box of tissues In “The Cut Out Girl,” readers are treated to a tapestry of experiences that reflect the fragility of life, much like a house of cards that someone keeps trying to play poker with. The prose may sometimes be as delicate as a butterfly landing on the tip of your nose, while at other moments, it could hit like a sledgehammer cloaked in velvet. It’s this duality that keeps readers guessing, wondering if they’re meant to laugh, cry, or simply scratch their heads in bemusement. Condition: Good. Yes, you read that correctly. This book has been loved and cherished, possibly while being used as a doorstop or a conversation starter at awkward social gatherings. It may bear the marks of a previous life, like a slightly tarnished silver spoon someone decided to use for both soup and existential contemplation. Faded corners, a smudge or two, but overall, it’s still a fine specimen of literary exploration, just waiting for a new owner to take it home. So, if you find yourself pining for insights into the human condition—served with a dash of quirkiness and possibly accompanied by a cup of tea—look no further. “The Cut Out Girl” is available for your reading pleasure, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. Don’t let the condition fool you; sometimes, the best stories are the ones that come with a bit of character. Who knows? You might just discover a narrative that cuts through the noise and leaves a lasting impression. Or, at the very least, a curious tale of a girl who might have, in fact, been cut out from something rather interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3099/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cut-out-girl-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780241978726 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3098 The Curious Incident by Mark Haddon In a world brimming with clichés and predictable plots, "The Curious Incident" by Mark Haddon stands out like a cat wearing a top hat at a dog show—intriguingly perplexing and slightly out of place. Published by the venerable Vintage in 2003, this novel invites you to unravel a mystery that is less about the destination and more about the delightful detours along the way. Who needs a straightforward thriller when you can meander through the mind of Christopher, a boy whose investigations are as spirited as a squirrel on a caffeine rush? Your journey through this curious incident will not only lead you through the peculiarities of Christopher’s world but also leave you pondering life’s enigmas: Why do people insist on using the phrase "curious incident" when the only thing really curious is why they think they can get away with it? Mark Haddon deftly weaves a narrative that is equal parts whimsical and poignant, managing to balance the absurdity of life with the seriousness of a well-timed existential crisis. More than a mere story, this book serves as a fine example of how well-crafted prose can illuminate the shadows of human experience. It’s not just about solving a mystery; it’s about navigating the complexities of relationships, the absurdity of grown-ups, and the occasional existential dread lurking at the bottom of a cereal bowl. Readers are whisked away into a world where logic reigns supreme, yet the illogical often feels alarmingly relatable. If you’ve ever questioned whether your family is sane or merely quirky, you’ll find camaraderie in these pages. As you flip through the pages, prepare yourself for delightful observations and odd musings that would make even the most stoic philosopher raise an eyebrow. The charm of "The Curious Incident" lies in its ability to make you grapple with your thoughts while simultaneously giggling at the absurdity of them. It’s a rollercoaster ride through a mind that sees the world a little differently, and we’re all invited to join in this unpredictable carnival of quirks. To keep things interesting, let’s not neglect the quintessential elements that make this book easier to appreciate than decipher. Indeed, you’ll encounter: Endearing character quirks that make you question your own sanity. A plot that tangles and twists like a cat in a ball of yarn. Philosophical musings that might just make you want to ponder life’s big questions. A look at human relationships that’s more tangled than your last Zoom meeting. Illustrations that are as much a part of the narrative as the text, adding a dash of visual whimsy. Condition: Good, which may or may not be a euphemism for "has been lovingly thumbed through by someone who likely thought they had a penchant for mystery but instead ended up questioning their life choices." This delightful tome may carry the scars of its past readers—dog-eared pages, a slightly crumpled cover, and perhaps a coffee stain or two—but isn’t that what adds character? Much like the protagonist himself, this book has a story to tell about how it made its way into your hands. So, if you’re looking for something to read that will incite existential musings while simultaneously encouraging you to chuckle at the absurdity of life, "The Curious Incident" is your ticket to a literary experience that is anything but ordinary. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every page turned is a small rebellion against the mundane, one quirky title at a time. Embrace the peculiar; your shelf will thank you later. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3098/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-curious-incident-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099450252 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3097 Ararat by DM Thomas In the illustrious year of 1984, the world was not only greeted with neon legwarmers and a growing obsession with synthesizers but also with the literary enigma known as "Ararat," a tome so perplexing that it could make a Rubik’s Cube look like a toddler’s toy. Authored by the ever-intriguing DM Thomas, this book meanders through the landscapes of thought and existential dread with the same finesse a cat displays while negotiating a room full of laser pointers. Surely, it’s a novel that invites its readers to ponder the weighty matters of faith, identity, and the occasional existential crisis—preferably over a cup of weak tea. Now, if you’re wondering why this book has journeyed from the pristine shelves of first editions to the slightly more lived-in realms of second-hand offerings, rest assured it hasn’t been cursed by a disgruntled librarian. Instead, it has merely aged like a fine cheese left out in the sun—slightly pungent but still capable of charming those brave enough to engage. DM Thomas, a bard of the bizarre, weaves a narrative that is at once captivating and perplexing, inviting the reader to grapple with the very notions of what it means to be human, or perhaps just to be. Or maybe both—who knows?! As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself confronted with a parade of themes that include but are not limited to: Disillusionment with modernity, akin to a child discovering their favourite toy was made in China. The search for meaning in a chaotic universe, best tackled with a pint of bitter and a good rant. The peculiarities of human relationships, which often resemble a game of Twister played at a particularly awkward family gathering. And, of course, the intersection of history and mythology, because why not throw in a little Homeric flair while everyone is questioning their life choices? Perusing "Ararat" is akin to attending a dinner party hosted by your most eccentric aunt, where the conversation flits from the profound to the absurd without warning. One moment, you’re deep in a discussion about the nature of existence, and the next, you’re contemplating whether the cat is actually judging your life decisions. It’s a book that refuses to take itself too seriously, yet somehow insists on prompting you to look at the world through a more philosophical lens—or at least through a slightly smudged pair of glasses. Condition: This copy has seen better days, but like a vintage wine bottle or a beloved teddy bear, it carries with it the weight of history. It boasts a few dog-eared pages (which we assume were turned in moments of intense contemplation), a few smudges that could easily be mistaken for abstract art, and a spine that cracks with the grace of a well-rehearsed ballet. It might even whisper secrets of its previous readers when you turn the pages—provided you listen closely enough. Whether you’re a seasoned bibliophile with an appreciation for the bizarre or a casual reader looking to add a touch of irony to your bookshelf, "Ararat" is a fine specimen for your collection. It straddles the line between literary brilliance and an invitation to ponder life’s most perplexing questions, all while maintaining the charm of a slightly worn-out sweater you’ve just discovered at a charity shop. Plus, it’s an excellent conversation starter for those awkward social gatherings where people ask, “What’s that book about?” And you can reply with something utterly profound—though you might not actually know yourself. So, if you fancy a journey through the idiosyncrasies of human existence—preferably with a side of sardonic wit—look no further. Grab your copy of "Ararat" as sold by Crappy Old Books today, and prepare to contemplate the universe, one bemused expression at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3097/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ararat-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349133874 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3096 Cape Town by Jon Murray Ah, Cape Town, that enigmatic jewel of South Africa, where the sun shines with a kind of zeal that could only be rivaled by an enthusiastic stamp collector at a trade show. In this charming tome by Jon Murray, published by the ever-optimistic Lonely Planet in 1998, one can only assume the author was armed with nothing but a rucksack, an insatiable appetite for adventure, and a map that may or may not have led him into the nearest coffee shop more often than the Cape of Good Hope. This guide promises a whirlwind tour of Cape Town, a place known for its majestic Table Mountain — a monolith so iconic that it surely has more Instagram followers than most celebrities. Murray’s prose likely flits from the dramatic vistas to the local cuisine, where one may experience the joys of biltong, an acquired taste that’s essentially beef jerky but with a side of existential dread. Indeed, reading this book could either spark a longing to travel or lead to a sudden appreciation for the joys of one’s very own sofa. Join Murray as he navigates a city that’s equal parts stunning beaches and bustling markets, where the street art is as vibrant as the personalities of the local residents. Expect to be introduced to quirky coffee shops that serve artisanal brews crafted by baristas who have probably spent more time perfecting their latte art than engaging in small talk. The pages are likely peppered with anecdotes that oscillate between informative and delightfully absurd—after all, who doesn’t want to know which local fish is the most photogenic? This guide is not merely a manual for navigating the streets of Cape Town; it’s a love letter filled with ironic observations about a city that wears its heart on its sleeve while simultaneously hiding its secrets behind layers of colourful awnings. Murray may discuss the history of apartheid alongside the rising trend of gourmet hotdogs, which makes for an enriching yet confusing experience that sparks profound introspection—or at least a fleeting desire to try a new recipe. Among the treasures offered within, you can expect: Insightful commentary on the local dialect, which sounds like a delightful mix of English, Afrikaans, and a hint of sea salt. Recommendations on the best places to lose your way, both geographically and existentially. Tips for dodging aggressive pigeons, because even in paradise, there are always winged fiends. A deep dive into the art of haggling at local markets, a skill that may or may not lead to actually buying a beautifully handcrafted item or perhaps just a good story about your negotiating prowess. Suggestions for day trips that may require your entire day—or just your will to attempt them. Condition: Good, though it has clearly been cherished, with a few dog-eared pages that tell tales of the reader grappling with the weight of the world, or perhaps just a particularly heavy sandwich. There are the inevitable signs of wear and tear, which only add character, much like the city itself. One could argue that it’s a book that has lived, breathed, and probably visited some rather questionable establishments along the way. So, if you’re ready to channel your inner adventurer without having to leave the comfort of your home (or couch), this guide to Cape Town by Jon Murray is just the ticket. Embrace the irony, revel in the quirks, and remember, every page turned is a postcard sent to a whimsical land of wonder—or at least a reminder that one should probably book that flight sooner rather than later. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the past is never truly forgotten, and neither are the strange fads of the late ’90s. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3096/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cape-town-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lonely Planet 9780864424853 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3092 In The Eyes of Love by Zelma Orr Ah, “In The Eyes of Love,” a title so sweeping and evocative that you might feel a bit light-headed just reading it. Published in the glory days of 1984 by Harlequin, a publisher renowned for their ability to turn a simple cup of tea into a turbulent love affair, this novel promises to deliver all the romantic fervor you didn’t know you needed in your life—or at least that your grandmother would have fawned over while clutching a box of chocolates. With an ISBN that rolls off the tongue like vintage wine, this book is sure to conjure up nostalgia from a time when “romance” was a word that conjured visions of dashing protagonists and heroines whose hair inexplicably blew in the wind despite being miles from any breeze. Written by the illustrious Zelma Orr, whose name has unfortunately faded from the annals of literary stardom (unlike her bold and daring characters), this tome plunges into a world where emotions run as wild as the hairstyles of the era. Expect a whirlwind of passionate glances, misunderstandings that could easily be resolved with a single conversation (but where’s the drama in that?), and hidden secrets that would make even the most mundane of family gatherings seem positively scandalous. You might find yourself rolling your eyes or chortling uncontrollably at the sheer audacity of love depicted in these pages, where every sigh is a sonnet and every tear could fill a small bucket. The characters—those fearless wanderers of the heart—are presumably crafted with all the nuance of a vintage Hallmark card. One can only assume there’s a brooding hero with a mysterious past that’s just tragic enough to make him interesting, paired with a heroine as stubborn as a cat in a bathtub, determined to unlock his heart while simultaneously trying to dodge an inconveniently timed ex-lover. No doubt, their eye contact alone could spark a fire hot enough to toast marshmallows, though it is entirely possible that readers will find themselves more enamored with the author’s description of the weather than the actual romantic entanglements. If you are an aficionado of 1980s romance novels, or simply enjoy the art of chuckling at the melodramatic lengths to which love can drive people (including, but not limited to, ill-advised road trips and overly complicated misunderstandings), then this book is a treasure trove. The cover art is a throwback to the days when a good romance was defined by the sheer number of pastel colors and the amount of hair gel available on set. Will this book live up to its grand title? Only time—and your willingness to embrace the absurd—will tell. As you flip through the pages, you may find it helpful to have a sense of humor firmly in place, as the world of romance depicted here is less “Meet-Cute” and more “Meet-What-Was-I-Thinking?” You may also wish to keep a pencil handy for doodling, as there’s plenty of room for interpretive drawings of how you envision these characters to truly look, given the vivid—and sometimes bizarre—descriptions that are likely to unfold in your imagination. Condition: Good, with the kind of wear that suggests this book has been loved—perhaps a bit too much. Expect creases that make it look like the book has been through a proper drama of its own, perhaps involving a very intense book club meeting or a particularly animated discussion over tea. Pages may contain the occasional coffee stain, a testament to the emotional rollercoaster you’re about to embark upon. It’s practically begging to be taken into your collection, nestled snugly between your well-worn copies of “Pride and Prejudice” and “Fifty Shades of Grey,” just to keep things interesting. In conclusion, “In The Eyes of Love” isn’t just a book; it’s an experience, a relic of a bygone era where love was as complicated as the plot twists and as sweetly absurd as the hairstyles. Don’t miss your chance to own this quirky piece of literary nostalgia, available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where the mediocre meets the magnificent in the most charming way possible. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3092/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-eyes-of-love-jun-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin 9780263747744 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3091 The Founding Of Arvon by John Moat Once upon a time, in the staggering year of 2005—when flip phones were still a thing, and the internet was just starting to realise it could bring about the end of humanity—John Moat graced the literary world with his wildly ambitious tome, "The Founding Of Arvon." One can only wonder about the fever dream that inspired such a title, as it conjures visions of a mythical realm where coffee shop poets and wannabe novelists gather to exchange their best phrases and discuss the merits of obscure 19th-century literature. Spoiler alert: everyone still leaves disillusioned. Moat’s riveting exploration of this fanciful land is a mélange of whimsy and earnestness that might leave you pondering if Arvon is a place or just a clever metaphor for the writer’s struggle. This book is a delightful misadventure through the labyrinthine corridors of creative inspiration, where aspiring authors often feel lost, yet somehow manage to find the nearest pub instead. Themes of founding and fortitude are woven together like an ill-fated tapestry, sometimes leading to moments of brilliance and often to bewilderment. What can you expect from "The Founding Of Arvon"? Perhaps a glimpse into the minds of those who roam the streets of this hypothetical utopia, clutching their battered notebooks and recycled pens as if they were precious relics. Or maybe you’ll encounter the charmingly neurotic musings of characters who believe that the next big literary breakthrough is merely a cup of herbal tea away. If there’s anything this book offers, it’s a gentle reminder that the climb to creative greatness is often paved with coffee stains and existential crises. Discussions that drift from sonnets to the merits of avocado toast. Characters whose ambitions rival their ability to stay awake past 9 PM. An exploration of the writer’s block, which may or may not be sentient. A series of awkward social interactions that will make you cringe in recognition. Side plots involving plot holes big enough to park a double-decker bus. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself wondering whether Arvon is simply a metaphor for the literary landscape, filled with both the towering peaks of success and the valleys of failure. Or perhaps it’s a satirical commentary on the writing community, where the real adventure lies in navigating the eccentricities of fellow writers over the constant clatter of keyboards. Either way, prepare to be mildly amused and confused, as Moat takes you on a journey that might just inspire you to pen your own literary masterpiece—or throw your pen out the window in despair. Condition: Good. This book may have some delightful creases and the occasional coffee ring, indicating that it’s been well-loved and perhaps even used as a makeshift coaster in a moment of weakness. The spine retains its integrity, suggesting it hasn’t been subjected to the horrors of overzealous page-flipping. In short, it’s the sort of condition that may very well spur you to write your own review, if only to declare it a “must-read” for those who revel in the absurdity of the literary world. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and fancy a dive into the absurdity of writing and creativity, "The Founding Of Arvon" could be your ticket to a half-formed epiphany. And if not, well, at least you’ll have a book to prop up that wobbly table in your living room. Just remember, this little treasure comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the quirkiest finds await to shape your literary adventures—or misadventures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3091/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-founding-of-arvon-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frances Lincoln 9780711225886 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3090 Vets Might Fly by James Herriot In a world where cats plot world domination and dogs bark at the philosophy of existence, comes an unassuming tome that dares to tread where no other veterinary narrative has gone before. "Vets Might Fly" by the illustrious James Herriot is not merely a collection of tales about animals; it’s a veritable odyssey into the absurd and charmingly chaotic life of a rural vet. Published in 1977 by Pan, this book offers an invitation to the reader to immerse themselves in a world where the line between the farcical and the heartfelt blurs like the ink on a wet page. Slight scribble mark on back like someone used it to scribble on a piece of paper on the book, hardly noticable, but if your extepcting grade A stuff, then it might matter. Prepare yourself for a rollicking ride through Yorkshire’s rolling hills, where the sheep have a penchant for drama and pigs have an uncanny ability to sense existential dread. Herriot, a master of weaving humor with genuine affection for the creatures he encounters, crafts stories that are as unpredictably delightful as an unexpected rain shower during a summer picnic. Expect encounters with a cavalcade of critters that are as eccentric as their human counterparts, including a cat that fancies itself a culinary critic and a dog that believes it deserves an Oscar for its performance in the local park. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of a vet’s daily routine. Who knew that administering medicine could involve dodging a particularly feisty rooster? Or that a simple visit could lead to an inadvertent mud wrestling match with a particularly stubborn sheep? Herriot’s knack for storytelling transforms what could be mundane tasks into laugh-out-loud escapades, making the reader question not only the sanity of the animals but also the sanity of their devoted caretakers. Throughout the chapters, you will encounter a plethora of characters, from the overzealous farmer who believes his prize bull is a misunderstood poet, to the elderly lady whose cat has a more active social life than most humans. With a cast that seems plucked from a bizarre reality show titled "Keeping Up with the Critters," Herriot pulls at the heartstrings while simultaneously tickling the funny bone. It’s a blend of hilarity and pathos that leaves readers pondering the peculiarities of life, love, and the occasional fowl (literally) mishap. Condition: This particular copy of "Vets Might Fly" is in very good condition, considering its age and the countless giggles it has inspired over the years. The pages are still crisp enough to flip through without fear of crumbling away like a last-minute soufflé, and the cover, while perhaps a tad worn, retains its dignity like a seasoned sheepdog at a county fair. This might just be the second-hand treasure you’ve been searching for, whether you’re an animal lover, a fan of dry British wit, or someone who simply enjoys a good tale of rural mayhem. But don’t be fooled, this book is not just for those who revel in the animal kingdom. It’s also a delightful exploration of human quirks and relationships through the lens of veterinary practice. Herriot’s storytelling prowess serves as a reminder that even the most chaotic lives can lead to joy and understanding, provided you don’t take yourself (or your pets) too seriously. As you read, you might find your own furry friends looking at you sideways, as if they too are plotting their own tales of adventure. So, whether you’re snuggled up on the sofa with a cat perched precariously on your lap or sharing a chuckle with a friend over a cup of tea, "Vets Might Fly" is your ticket to a whimsical escapade filled with delightful absurdity. Grab your well-thumbed copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to navigate the wild world of veterinary antics, where every page turn promises a fresh dose of comedic chaos and heartfelt connection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3090/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vets-might-fly-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330252218 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3089 The Lost Years by EV Thompson Step right up and behold "The Lost Years" by the enigmatic E.V. Thompson, a title that promises much and, one suspects, delivers even more—though perhaps not in the way you might hope. Published in the illustrious year of 2003 by Time Warner, this tome carries with it the weight of time, nostalgia, and an inexplicable urge to reminisce about those years we’d rather forget. Perhaps they were lost in the back of a wardrobe or tucked under a particularly unyielding sofa cushion. Who’s to say? Our author, E.V. Thompson, is known for dabbling in the murky waters of historical fiction, and "The Lost Years" is no exception. Rumour has it that this book was penned during a particularly long tea break, possibly while pondering the mysteries of life, love, and why socks disappear in the wash. The cover art is a delightful throwback to early 2000s design, complete with that air of mystery that suggests you might just find the meaning of existence nestled between the pages—if only you could locate those pages first without getting sidetracked by the inane chatter of your houseplants. As for the substance of the book? Well, let’s just say it’s a bit like a mysterious fruitcake: you know there’s something intriguing inside, but the whole affair feels a bit dense, and you might find yourself regretting your decision to dig in. Some whisper that it’s a sweeping saga, while others argue it’s more of a gentle meander along the river of historical events that may or may not have actually happened. Regardless, readers may experience a montage of vaguely familiar feelings as they flip through the pages, desperately trying to recall if they’ve met any of these characters before—maybe at a family reunion with distant cousins who all forgot to RSVP. What can you expect to find in this curious volume? Here’s a cheeky little list to whet your appetite: Characters with names you will definitely forget before reaching the end. A plot twist so labyrinthine, it could give a hedgehog a headache. Scenes so vividly described that you’ll ponder whether the author attended the events or simply had a very vivid dream while under the influence of herbal tea. References to historical events that might be entirely fabricated, leading to the delightful possibility of starting your own conspiracy theories. That satisfying feeling of understanding nothing but believing you’ve understood everything! Condition: Good, which is a polite way of saying it’s been around the block a few times and has likely had its fair share of existential crises. Pages may be slightly yellowed, perhaps from the tears of previous readers who got lost in the narrative. The spine is still intact, so you won’t have to worry about it collapsing under the weight of regret. Marks of previous ownership might lurk within these pages, serving as delightful reminders of the lives that have intersected with this book over the years—like a doorway into a parallel universe where readers ponder the deeper questions of life while sipping lukewarm Earl Grey. So, if you’re up for a peculiar journey through the convoluted realms of historical fiction and are armed with a healthy dose of irony, grab a copy of "The Lost Years." It’s available now at Crappy Old Books, where our motto is “If it’s second-hand, it’s second-hand to none!” Just remember to keep a bookmark handy, lest you lose your place as you ponder the lost years of your own life while navigating the tangled web of E.V. Thompson’s imagination. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3089/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lost-years-jun-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time Warner 9780751531497 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3088 The City in the Middle of the Night by Charlie Jane Anders In a world where the sun seems to have lost all sense of punctuality, Charlie Jane Anders takes us on an excursion through a planet that seems to have misplaced its sense of direction—quite like many of us on a Monday morning. Published in 2019 by Titan Books, "The City in the Middle of the Night" invites you to explore a locale that is both utterly foreign and eerily familiar, much like the feeling you get when you accidentally wander into a vegan café after a long night out. Here, the inhabitants exist in a delightful state of perpetual confusion, caught between an eternal night and the brief, blinding flashes of day that make you wonder if you’ve just stepped into a disco ball’s worst nightmare. Imagine a place where the idea of daylight is less about sunshine and more about existential dread. Not quite your average day in the park, is it? As you flick through the pages, you might find yourself pondering profound philosophical questions, like: "What is the meaning of life?" or "Why did I think starting a book at 2 AM was a good idea?” Anders spins a narrative that challenges the very fabric of reality while simultaneously offering you the chance to contemplate a world where sleep is a luxury and the inhabitants are as diverse as your local pub’s selection of craft beers—each with its own story and slightly questionable backstory. This book is not simply a narrative; it’s an experience that will have you questioning your own habits, such as binge-watching cat videos instead of reading more serious literature. Anders cleverly crafts her characters with the finesse of a toddler wielding finger paints, leading to a delightful chaos that keeps you guessing. Just when you think you have a handle on the plot, it pulls the rug out from under you, likely sending you sprawling face-first into the philosophical abyss. It’s like going to a dinner party where the host insists on serving only dishes that look better than they taste. As you embark on this literary adventure, you’ll discover various themes that seem to bob up like corks in a turbulent sea of thought. Expect an abundance of social commentary wrapped in a spiraling narrative, making you question everything from your grocery list to your choice of socks. The characters oscillate between being relatable and absolutely bonkers, all while navigating a world that is both oppressively cold and absurdly vibrant. You might find yourself chuckling at the sheer absurdity of it all, reminiscent of that peculiar cousin who shows up at family gatherings with tales of alien abductions. In terms of literary style, expect a dusting of poetic prose that’s as rich as a double chocolate cake, but be warned: it may also induce a mild headache if consumed too quickly. There are moments where the words dance like fireflies on a midsummer evening, illuminating little sparks of inspiration. Just as often, though, they might lead you down a rabbit hole of confusion that even Alice would raise an eyebrow at. But fear not, dear reader! For every curious twist and turn, there’s a glimmer of clarity waiting in the wings, possibly holding a cup of tea while contemplating the meaning of life. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand literature usually means that the book has been lovingly handled, perhaps by someone who had too many late-night thoughts while sipping a questionable herbal tea. Expect some delightful creases that speak of a book well-loved, along with the occasional smudge that could be anything from a coffee stain to an abstract expressionist touch. The spine is sturdy enough to withstand enthusiastic readings, and the pages are still bright enough to remind you that, yes, you are indeed reading something profound—if only you could remember what that was. So, if you find yourself yearning for an escapade through a city that exists in the delightful twilight of reason, look no further! "The City in the Middle of the Night" is waiting to be unearthed from the dusty depths of your bookshelf, promising both confusion and clarity in equal measures. Available through Crappy Old Books, this literary treasure is bound to add a splash of quirky charm to your collection, alongside the ever-important philosophical musings that may or may not help you solve the riddle of life—or merely the riddle of why your cat stares at the wall. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3088/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-city-in-the-middle-of-the-night-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Titan Books 9781789093568 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3087 Physical Education in the Primary School by A Bilbrough and P Jones Ah, the 1960s! A decade where the air was thick with the scent of revolution, bell-bottoms were a fashion statement, and the teaching of Physical Education in primary schools became a hotbed of ideas and, one can only assume, questionable athleticism. Enter "Physical Education in the Primary School" by the dynamic duo A Bilbrough and P Jones, a tome so essential that it has somehow managed to escape the notice of every contemporary gym teacher and is now finding its way to your slightly dust-covered bookshelf. Hardback with dustcover. Dustcover has two tears in back, but its all there, effecting top inch or so. Book is slightly warped leaving it slightly concave or convex, depending how you look at it. Otherise in good-fair condition, good binding and pages etc. Imagine, if you will, a world where children frolicked in fields of green, unencumbered by mobile devices and the looming spectre of social media. Instead, they were encouraged to engage in wholesome activities such as hopscotch, sack races, and the noble art of dodgeball. Bilbrough and Jones seek to immortalize this golden age of physical prowess with a riveting breakdown of exercises that will have you questioning if you ever truly knew how to execute a proper cartwheel. Spoiler alert: You probably don’t. With chapters that range from “The History of Running in Circles” to “Jumping Jacks: A Cultural Phenomenon,” the authors delve into a plethora of activities designed to foster teamwork, coordination, and just a smidgen of competitive spirit. You’ll find yourself bewildered by the inclusion of obscure games like “Knotty Twister” and “Conveyer Belt Tug-of-War,” which may or may not have been invented during a particularly exuberant staff meeting. Honestly, it’s a miracle the entire curriculum didn’t collapse under the weight of its own innovation. But lest you think this book is merely a compendium of pastimes, fear not! There’s ample discussion on the psychology of encouraging children to run around in an organized fashion, as if they are some sort of pint-sized Olympians. Bilbrough and Jones spend countless pages ruminating on the myriad ways to coax reluctant pupils into the great outdoors—all with the hope of unleashing their inner athlete. Who knew encouraging children to play would require an entire chapter on “Motivational Whistles and How to Use Them”? Talk about blowing your own trumpet! As you leaf through the pages (preferably while wearing a sweatband and leg warmers for the full effect), you’ll encounter instructional illustrations that are as charmingly retro as they are bewildering. One cannot help but chuckle at the sight of a group of children engaging in a “group stretch,” which looks remarkably like an interpretative dance gone wrong. The kind of stretch that makes you question if perhaps the children had better coordination than the adults trying to lead them. In-depth analysis of the art of passing a baton (and no, not the musical kind). A comprehensive section on the use of hula hoops that borders on the philosophical. Discussion of “Games for Rainy Days”—a title that feels like a challenge rather than a suggestion. Practical tips for avoiding the dreaded “dreaded gym shorts incident.” Historical insights into the evolution of playground equipment that will make you long for the good old days of rust and splinters. Condition: Fair. This book has clearly seen better days, with the cover sporting a distinct patina of wear and tear that only time (and perhaps a few disgruntled students) can bestow. The pages are yellowed, and a few have that delightful crinkle that suggests they may have been used as makeshift napkins at a particularly chaotic sports day. Yet, therein lies its charm: a snapshot of an era when the world was more concerned with teaching kids to kick a ball than to scroll through a screen. For those nostalgic for a simpler time or just curious about how children used to exercise before the advent of TikTok dance challenges, "Physical Education in the Primary School" is a delightful addition to your library. So why not take a step back in time and embrace the eccentricities of this vintage educational manual? After all, where else will you find such wisdom packaged alongside a nostalgic whiff of sweat and an abundance of questionable safety practices? You can snag this little treasure at Crappy Old Books, where every find is a story waiting to be told—or an awkward PE memory waiting to resurface. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3087/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/physical-education-in-the-primary-school-may-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of London Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3086 Children and their Primary Schools Vol 1 by HMSO In the charmingly beige and expertly dull world of 1967 education, we find ourselves in the company of "Children and their Primary Schools," a delightful tome from the illustrious HMSO (Her Majesty’s Stationery Office, if you must know). This book serves as a philosophical treatise on the ever-enigmatic relationship between children and their hallowed halls of primary education, where chalk dust dances through the air like confetti at a very uninspired party. It’s a veritable buffet of bureaucratic insights, sure to whet your appetite for all things administrative and pedagogical. Cover is a bit gookie, but the binding and pages etc are otherwise in good condition. Pages filled with enough dry statistics and regulations to make even the most ardent educational reformer weep, this volume is a glimpse into the minds of those who believed that the key to a child’s future lay in finely tuned lesson plans and the correct placement of finger paints. Picture it: rows of schoolchildren, each one sitting obediently at their desks, their minds buzzing with the weight of the curriculum and the existential dread of being evaluated by a clipboard-toting inspector. Unravel the mysteries of primary education as you trudge through chapters that delve into the minutiae of classroom management, playground design, and the noble art of writing reports that make your average tax forms look like riveting novels. Who knew that the placement of a swing set could be a matter of national importance? And what about the children? Are they merely vessels for knowledge, or do they hold the key to the future? You might find yourself pondering these questions as you read on, or perhaps simply pondering what’s for dinner instead. Perfect for those who appreciate the art of the mundane and the thrill of the systematic, "Children and their Primary Schools" is a must-read for anyone who has ever been a child, a parent, or a government official tasked with ensuring that children remain in their seats and their minds on task. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself longing for the good old days of conformity and discipline, when the greatest rebellion was a mildly messy finger-painting session. Explores the dizzying heights of bureaucratic thought regarding the young mind. Features diagrams that are sure to send any serious artist weeping into the night. Includes countless references to regulations that no longer exist, much like the enthusiasm of the children referenced. Serves as a cautionary tale for anyone considering a career in education—or in government, for that matter. Provides insights that are shockingly relevant in today’s world of educational reform debates (but probably shouldn’t be). Condition: Fair, which is positively excellent for a book of this nature, indicating that it has survived countless years of neglect and maybe even a few unintentional coffee stains. The spine is a tad creaky, much like the school bus that used to ferry children to and fro. The pages might have a few lovingly dog-eared corners, possibly reminders of the days when teachers wielded rulers with a blend of authority and trepidation. So, if you fancy a trip down memory lane—or a crash course in the kind of educational philosophies that led to the creation of some truly perplexing report cards—look no further. This fine specimen is available at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the history of literature that has likely been left to gather dust in countless attics and sheds. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of educational history that’s as riveting as sorting out last week’s recycling! You won’t regret it—at least not for too long. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3086/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/children-and-their-primary-schools-may-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3085 Brazil - A Novel by John Updike Ah, Brazil—a novel by the illustrious John Updike, who was once hailed as the poet laureate of suburban ennui and the master of the ambivalent male experience. Published in 1994 by the formidable Hamish Hamilton, this tome promises to explore the existential angst of the ’90s while simultaneously raising the question: Is it possible to have a mid-life crisis on a global scale? Spoiler alert: it is, and Brazil is just the vehicle for that journey. Though the title may conjure images of sun-soaked beaches and samba rhythms, this novel is more akin to a languid afternoon spent in a dentist’s waiting room—full of unexpected revelations and the faint smell of antiseptic. Is there a deeper meaning hidden beneath its cover? Perhaps. Or maybe it’s just Updike’s way of making us ponder the complexities of life while obsessing over the cut of a man’s trousers. One might imagine that Updike, with his penchant for dissecting the mundane, would bestow upon us a roller coaster of emotions as we navigate the labyrinthine corridors of his characters’ struggles. But no! Instead, we are met with the unsettling calm of a man who is too comfortable in his own discontent. The pages may not turn themselves, but they will certainly prompt you to reflect on your own choices—like that time you bought a cactus because it was low maintenance and then spent every Wednesday evening wondering why it isn’t thriving. Amidst the backdrop of a Brazil that may or may not resemble the actual country, Updike introduces us to a cast of characters who are just as likely to be found at a dinner party discussing the merits of artisanal cheese as they are to be caught in a web of existential despair. The brilliance of this novel lies in its ability to make you laugh and wince at the same time, as you’re left wondering whether the author is laughing with you or at you. In a delightful twist, Updike chooses to weave in elements that may provoke an eye-roll or two. Expect references to modern technology, the relationship between culture and commerce, and perhaps even the occasional metaphor about how life is like a poorly brewed cup of coffee—sometimes bitter, sometimes bland, and always in need of a splash of something unexpected. As you embark on this literary expedition through Updike’s unique lens, you may find yourself reflecting on the absurdity of life while simultaneously wishing you had opted for a mindless beach read instead. But fear not! For in the pages of Brazil, you might discover that the journey through self-awareness and societal critique can be just as captivating as a tropical vacation—albeit with fewer cocktails and more footnotes. Condition: Good. This delightful artifact from the ’90s has survived the turbulent years with only minimal signs of wear, making it perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of a well-loved book. The corners are slightly dog-eared, and the spine exhibits a charming creak whenever you dare to open it, enhancing the overall experience of reading a book that might just whisper secrets of the past into your ear. In conclusion, "Brazil - A Novel" is a curious amalgamation of humor, despair, and the peculiarities of the human condition, all wrapped up in Updike’s signature style. Whether you’re a devoted follower of literary giants or simply someone searching for a quirky addition to your bookshelf, you’ll find something in these pages that resonates with your own existential musings. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to question not just the narrative, but perhaps even your own travel plans and sartorial choices along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3085/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/brazil-a-novel-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish Hamilton 9780241002254 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3084 A Dictionary of Philosophy by Anthony Flew Welcome to a fascinating foray into the cerebral labyrinth of human thought, where the definition of ’philosophy’ itself might just make you question whether you ever truly understood it in the first place. This is not merely a book; it’s an intellectual bungee jump off the precarious cliffs of reason, brought to you by none other than Anthony Flew, whose bold assertions and daring disquisitions have left a trail of bewildered minds in their wake. Published in the glory days of 1984—an era when hair was big, but philosophical ideas were even bigger—this dictionary is sure to pique your curiosity and potentially provoke a mild existential crisis. Now, let’s be honest: dictionaries are often the unsung heroes of literature, lurking quietly on shelves, gathering dust like that gym membership you never used. But this particular tome, a lovely specimen from Pan Reference, is anything but mundane. It’s a veritable treasure trove of philosophical terms, concepts, and the occasional head-scratching entry that will leave you pondering the meaning of life while simultaneously wondering if you should have stuck to reading cereal boxes instead. Imagine flipping through these pages, where metaphysics dances with epistemology, and each definition is like a small revelation—albeit one that might require a good cup of tea to process. Flew has curated a collection that not only serves to educate but also to confuse. Who knew that a simple word could lead you down the rabbit hole of Plato, Kant, and Hegel? In fact, you might find yourself nodding sagely at parties, dropping terms like ’ontological’ and ’axiological,’ only to be met with blank stares. And isn’t that a delightful irony? In the spirit of true philosophical inquiry, one might ask, “What exactly is a dictionary?” Flew deftly navigates this question, perhaps suggesting that it’s merely a collection of words that, when strung together, can lead to greater misunderstanding. You will find yourself on an adventure, armed with nothing but your wits and a questionable understanding of terms you’ve likely heard thrown around by those over-caffeinated philosophy majors at your local coffee shop. As you whirl through the lexical delights contained herein, you’ll encounter a variety of philosophical schools of thought, from the ancient Greeks to the modern-day thinkers who seem to have more theories than followers. Expect to see entries that make you chuckle or wince as you come across philosophical jargon that could have been crafted by a particularly mischievous cat walking across a keyboard. Those who have attempted to decode Hegel might find solace in Flew’s straightforward definitions, or at least a good laugh at their previous struggles. Condition: Good, and by “good,” we mean it’s in a state that suggests it has been lovingly thumbed through by countless eager minds, perhaps making it the perfect companion for your own intellectual musings. The cover may show slight signs of wear, as if it has been grappling with the weighty ideas contained within, but fear not! It is still sufficiently intact to survive many more philosophical debates and late-night ponderings with a close friend or a particularly challenging houseplant. So, whether you’re a seasoned philosopher or just someone who is fond of occasionally musing over heavy themes while avoiding household chores, this dictionary offers a playful entry point into the grand circus of philosophical thought. It is a unique blend of enlightenment and befuddlement—much like the experience of trying to understand why your toast always lands butter-side down. In conclusion, if you’re looking to elevate your discourse, baffle your friends, or simply find solace in the absurdity of existence, grab yourself a copy of "A Dictionary of Philosophy" by Anthony Flew. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we promise every page-turn is a gamble, and the only guarantee is that you might find yourself questioning everything, including why you ever thought you’d conquer philosophy in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3084/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dictionar-of-philosophy-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Reference 9780330283595 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3083 The Geek Manifesto by Mark Henderson Welcome to a world where the word "geek" has been bestowed with the benediction of a superhero cape, and the Manifesto itself is the battle cry of the bespectacled and the socially awkward. In Mark Henderson’s "The Geek Manifesto," published by the illustrious Transworld in 2013, we find ourselves in a fascinating vortex where statistics and science march hand-in-hand toward the glittering citadel of rational thought. What more could one ask for than a tome that celebrates those who would rather engage in spirited debates over the finer points of quantum mechanics than partake in the dull, monotonous rituals of cocktail parties? Henderson, in what may be his magnum opus of geekery, beckons forth the intellectual elite to rise up against the masses, armed not with pitchforks but with algorithms and a lengthy list of Wikipedia references. This isn’t just a book; it’s an invitation to join a clandestine society of those who mutter “Eureka!” in the shower, and who are seldom invited to the pub on a Friday night. The author argues passionately that the geeks of our world—those who thrive on logic and a love for the obscure—are more than mere outliers; they are the gatekeepers of enlightenment, the sentinels of reason. But what does this manifesto entail, you ask? It’s not merely a blueprint for world domination through nerdy endeavors; it’s also a way of life. Henderson posits that we should embrace the geek within, lest the purveyors of ignorance take over. He goes on to outline principles that might make even the most stoic of skeptics reconsider their stance on heated debates over the merits of Star Wars versus Star Trek. Within these pages, you will discover the alarming statistics that prove the geeks are right—on just about everything, from climate change to the importance of vaccinations. Yes, that’s right; it turns out that those pragmatic nerds in lab coats might just know a thing or two about, um, science! Henderson even includes a handy checklist for identifying whether you, too, might be a geek, or if your friends are simply masquerading as one. Spoiler alert: if you’ve ever owned a T-shirt emblazoned with pi or quotes from Douglas Adams, you’re likely on the list. As you read through the chapters, you’ll encounter an array of delightful anecdotes involving the struggles of being a geek in a world that celebrates the mundane. From the trials of explaining linear regression to your bewildered grandmother to the existential crisis that arises when faced with someone who prefers reality television over the beauty of mathematical theory, Henderson covers it all. His wit mingles with wisdom, creating a concoction that is as intoxicating as it is enlightening. Condition: The book is in good condition, which means it has probably been read by someone who fervently debated the merits of its arguments at a dinner party, resulting in a few smudges of finger grease and possibly the occasional coffee ring. Pages may be dog-eared, but it’s only evidence of a passionate reader who saw fit to make their mark—literally! The cover may show signs of wear that suggest it has been pondered over in deep thought or has served as a makeshift coaster in a fit of distraction during a particularly riveting discussion about the latest scientific breakthroughs. In a literary landscape cluttered with trendy self-help books and vacuous bestsellers, "The Geek Manifesto" stands tall, akin to a bespectacled giant among mere mortals. It’s a reminder that the arcane knowledge of the geek should not be dismissed but rather cherished and celebrated—perhaps even paraded through the streets of Westminster in a flash mob. So whether you’re a proud geek or just someone who enjoys watching from the sidelines, this book—available at Crappy Old Books—is a must-have for anyone who revels in the power of knowledge. It may not change your life, but it will certainly offer you a chuckle and a few thoughtful insights that are guaranteed to make your next dinner party a little less mundane and a lot more mathematical. Plus, you can always throw it at your naysaying friends when they insist that ‘geek’ is merely a pejorative. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3083/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-geek-manifesto-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Transworld 9780593068236 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3082 Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas by Tom Robbins In the paradoxical world of Tom Robbins, where the philosophical intertwines with the absurd, "Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas" is an exploration of life, love, and the questionable sartorial choices of amphibious attire. Published by Bantam Books in the ever-illustrious year of 1994—a time when the world braced for the chaos of Y2K while simultaneously trying to decipher the enigma of grunge—this book promises a whimsical jaunt through the foggy valleys of consciousness and the murky waters of existential dread, all while clad in outrageously comfortable pjs that are utterly unsuited for adulting. Our protagonist, who may or may not have an affinity for croaking sounds and the occasional fly, is not merely half asleep but fully immersed in a slumber that challenges the very fabric of wakefulness. This isn’t just a narrative; it’s a philosophical debate about whether one can truly engage with reality while sporting such enticingly slippery frogs. Will they awaken to the mundane world, or float freely in the dreamlike haze of their own making? The answer, dear reader, is as slippery as a frog’s leap and possibly just as confusing. Robbins, known for his penchant for hyperbole and a dash of the surreal, invites readers to join a veritable banquet of bizarre characters who are likely to make you question your own life choices. Imagine a cast that could only exist in the fever dreams of a psychedelic toad: there’s a smattering of existentialists, a few half-baked poets, and perhaps even a genuine philosopher lurking in the shadows, all debating the merits of frog pajamas in a society that is anything but sleepy. The dialogue dances like a tadpole on a hot summer day, flitting from clever to completely nonsensical in a heartbeat, leaving you wondering if you’ve just had a riveting discussion or simply nodded off during a particularly tedious lecture. As you turn the pages, be prepared for a rollercoaster of ideas that will have you questioning not just the narrative, but your own sanity. What does it mean to be half asleep in frog pajamas? Is it a metaphor for modern existence, a sly commentary on consumerism, or simply a whimsical romp through the mind of a man who clearly suffered too many late nights and too few cups of coffee? You will find no clear answers, but you will certainly find a lot of delightful confusion. Now, let’s discuss the physical state of this particular volume. Condition: Fair. This book has seen better days; the cover may have more character than your average pub regular, complete with minor creases and a few scuffs that hint at its adventurous past. The pages, well, they might not be pristine, but they are seasoned with the wisdom of previous readers, who might have noted their thoughts in the margins. These cryptic annotations could range from profound insights to mere musings about the nature of pajama fashion, so be prepared for a literary conversation with ghosts of readers long gone. As you prepare to embark on this journey—possibly while wearing your own questionable sleepwear—consider the implications of picking up "Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas." It is not merely a book; it is an invitation to embrace the eccentricities of life. With Robbins at the helm, you’re bound to wander through a narrative landscape that feels familiar yet utterly alien, much like the feeling of trying to navigate a dream after too much cheese. In the end, if you’re looking for a read that slouches into the realm of the absurd while also tickling your philosophical fancy, then look no further. Just make sure to thank Crappy Old Books for bringing this delightful oddity into your life, because who doesn’t need a little more whimsy—and a few froggy friends—in their reading repertoire? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3082/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/half-asleep-in-frog-pajamas-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553409284 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3080 Colossus - The Rise and Fall of the American Empire by Niall Ferguson In the grand tradition of historical sagas that leave no stone unturned—or, in this case, no empire intact—Niall Ferguson’s "Colossus: The Rise and Fall of the American Empire" takes readers on a whirlwind journey through the kaleidoscopic corridors of power, ambition, and a sprinkling of hubris. Published in 2004 by Penguin, this tome promises to regale you with tales of American exceptionalism and its inevitable unraveling, all while leaving you questioning whether it’s history or a cutscene from a particularly dramatic video game. Ferguson, a self-proclaimed historian extraordinaire, invites us to contemplate the unique American brand of empire-building, which, as he describes, often involves a cocktail of military interventions, economic dominance, and a hefty side of fries—hold the irony, please. Could it be that America, in its quest to spread democracy, perhaps forgot to check the ingredients list? One can only guess, as Ferguson takes us through a narrative that wobbles between admiration and critical analysis faster than you can say “Manifest Destiny.” As we delve into the pages of this 2004 masterpiece, you’ll discover that Ferguson doesn’t shy away from presenting the less-than-flattering aspects of American history. His sharp wit cuts through the fog of nostalgia, serving up a heaping plate of realpolitik seasoned with a dash of cynicism. Unraveling the intricate web of the American quest for global supremacy, he manages to make even the most mundane battles sound like high-stakes poker games where the chips are, quite literally, nations. But why should you read this book? Perhaps you’re a history buff with a penchant for the odd irony, or maybe you’re simply looking for a hefty read to prop up a wobbly table. Regardless of your motives, Ferguson’s work is notable for its splendid ability to entertain while it educates—much like a circus performing a Shakespearean play. You can expect to encounter a skillful blend of dry humour, erudition, and unexpected insights that will have you nodding in agreement one moment and chuckling in disbelief the next. Within its pages, you will find Ferguson’s analysis crystallised into sections that illuminate the contradictions and complexities of American power, including: The economic machinations that propelled the nation from humble beginnings to global heavyweight. The military strategies that often left a trail of chaos, much like a toddler in a toy store. And, of course, the cultural exports that have shaped global perceptions, from Hollywood blockbusters to questionable fast food chains. A rather scathing review of how America’s “we know best” attitude sometimes had less to do with benevolence and more with self-interest. The rise of alternative powers that question if the American model is as foolproof as it once seemed. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books translates to "a few coffee stains and questionable bookmarks, but nothing that will distract you from Ferguson’s brilliant prose." The cover may show signs of wear, but the ideas inside are as fresh as the day they were penned—or perhaps just slightly stale, like a forgotten sandwich at the back of your fridge. So, whether you’re preparing for a dinner party and wish to dazzle your guests with impromptu discussions about the rise and fall of empires, or you simply want to understand the American narrative through a lens laced with irony, Ferguson’s "Colossus" is just the ticket. Pick up your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eclectic than our selection is the array of peculiar bookmarks we insist on including with every purchase. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3080/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colossus-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780713997705 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3079 The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama In a world saturated with tomes about the audaciousness of hope—what with trendy self-help manuals and motivational coffee mugs—Barack Obama’s "The Audacity of Hope" stands out like a particularly tenacious dandelion in a manicured lawn. Published in the illustrious year of 2008 by Cannongate Books, this riveting narrative manages to straddle the precarious fence between political manifesto and personal memoir. One might even say it’s a manual for life, love, and navigating the treacherous waters of public speaking without spontaneously combusting. Within these pages, you’ll find Obama’s musings on everything from the art of compromise to the peculiarities of American politics, all sprinkled with a touch of that signature charm that helped him ascend the political ladder. Perhaps it’s a handbook for those aspiring to be politicians, or maybe it’s just a well-crafted excuse to appear more enlightened at your next dinner party. Regardless, it’s calling for you, dear reader, with its siren song of hope—though not the kind that comes with a catchy theme song or a heartfelt ballad. One must wonder: what sort of audacity does hope possess? Is it the audacity to believe in change while knowing full well that the only thing certain in life is uncertainty? Or is it the audacity to pen a book while simultaneously running for the highest office in the land? As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself pondering these existential questions, or perhaps just wondering where you left your reading glasses. For the casual reader, this tome may serve as an intriguing window into the psyche of a world leader, albeit one written long before the advent of Twitter diplomacy. You can almost hear the pages whispering, “Dear reader, come hither and learn how to charm your way through a room full of cynical journalists while maintaining that perfectly coiffed hairstyle.” Expect to encounter elements of the following throughout this literary escapade: Profound reflections on the intricacies of American democracy. Heartfelt anecdotes that may have you nodding in agreement or rolling your eyes in exasperation. Astute observations about the human condition that will either enlighten or leave you pondering the futility of existence. More metaphors than you can shake a stick at—each one more ambitious than the last. A dash of self-deprecating humor that makes you feel like you’re sharing a cup of tea with an old friend. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days. It bears the marks of a well-loved book, complete with creased pages and a spine that has valiantly fought the good fight against the ravages of time. While it may not be in pristine condition, it possesses that unique charm that only comes from being part of someone’s life journey. Consider it a badge of honor, a testament to the number of times it’s been opened, read, and perhaps even debated over a cup of coffee. So whether you’re searching for inspiration, a conversation starter, or just a book to prop up that wobbly table leg, "The Audacity of Hope" comes highly recommended. It’s available for purchase at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every well-worn book has a story of its own—just like the life lessons it might impart, however audaciously. So go ahead, add it to your collection and allow hope to audaciously invade your bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3079/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/barak-obama-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cannongate Books 9781847670830 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3077 Horatio Nelson by Tom Pocock In the grand tapestry of British naval history, few figures loom as large as the dashing Horatio Nelson, a man whose exploits were so audacious that even the sea seemed to conspire in his favour. Tom Pocock’s 1994 biography promises to unveil the man behind the legend—or at least poke around at his shoelaces while attempting to decipher why he was so enamoured with battles and ships. The very fact that this biography was published by Pimlico, a publisher renowned for its ‘serious’ historical texts, suggests that we might be in for a rigorous analysis—or perhaps just a charming jaunt through Nelson’s many exploits, peppered with a touch of wry humour. Either way, prepare for a nautical odyssey that may or may not leave you more confused than enlightened. Top of spine had met with an impact at some point, possibly cannon ball damage. nothing serious though. all very reasonable readable and otherwise near good condition. As you unfurl the pages, you might find yourself questioning whether you really needed yet another account of Nelson’s daring deeds. After all, how many times can one man be shot at, sail into the eye of the storm, or heroically confront the French? It almost feels as if Nelson had an inordinate amount of luck—or perhaps the universe had a peculiar sense of irony, sending him into battles with the audacity of a cat wearing a top hat. Pocock seems to revel in this paradox, dancing around the contradictions that make Nelson both a celebrated hero and a man with a penchant for getting himself into rather sticky situations. Within these pages, readers are treated to a smorgasbord of historical anecdotes that range from the gloriously absurd to the downright tragic. You’ll encounter tales of Nelson’s infamous “bandaged eye” look, which may have been a strategic fashion statement, and discover how he managed to charm his crew with nothing more than his charisma and an alarming number of naval strategies. It’s a book that attempts to peel back the layers of a man who was as much a product of his time as he was a precursor to modern celebrity culture—complete with all the scandals and swooning admirers that come along with it. But let’s not forget the small matter of the book’s condition. You’ll find it marked as “Good,” which, in the realm of second-hand books, often means that it has endured the test of time and is simply waiting for a new home—preferably one with a love for antiquated naval jargon. Perhaps it has a few dog-eared pages, lovingly annotated by previous readers who felt it necessary to add their own thoughts (or doodles of ships) in the margins. It may even contain the faint scent of old paper, a nostalgic reminder of when reading was not just about consumption, but an experience to be savoured like a fine glass of rum at sunset. Condition: Good, but with character. Expect slightly worn edges, a hint of mustiness that says “I’ve lived a life” and possibly the odd coffee stain that adds an air of authenticity. This book has clearly been passed around at more than a few dinner parties as an intellectual prop—be prepared for the inevitable “Oh, you simply must read this!” moments it may inspire, even if the content itself occasionally strays into the realm of the absurd. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself pondering whether Nelson really was the hero we’ve made him out to be or just a remarkably lucky sailor with a flair for the dramatic. The book will surely leave you with a sense of incredulity, perhaps even prompting you to raise a glass to the man who managed to capture both the seas and the hearts of a nation. Whether you’re a history buff, a sailor at heart, or just someone who enjoys a good bit of irony, this tome is bound to entertain and amuse. So, if you’re ready to embark on a literary journey that is both educational and mildly perplexing, look no further than this offering from Crappy Old Books. It’s a delightful addition to any collection, especially for those who appreciate the quirks of history as much as its grand narratives. Don’t miss your chance to bring home a piece of nautical mischief, and who knows—maybe it will inspire you to don your own tri-corner hat and set sail into a sea of books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3077/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/horatio-nelson-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pimlico 9780712661232 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3076 Sheryl by Ralph Hayes In the splendidly chaotic world of 1980, where leg warmers and cassette tapes ruled the realm of fashion and music, one literary darling rose from the ashes of mediocrity to grace the shelves of beleaguered bookworms everywhere. Enter "Sheryl" by Ralph Hayes, a title that invokes just enough curiosity to have sparked countless half-hearted discussions over lukewarm tea at the local café. With a publisher like Belmont Tower, you can only imagine the delightful absurdities that lie within—think of it as the love child of a D-list soap opera and an existential crisis, all wrapped in a rather gaudy cover that would make the most discerning thrift store shopper do a double take. But what is "Sheryl" really about? Ah, therein lies the conundrum! Perhaps it’s a gripping tale of a woman navigating the treacherous waters of life with all the grace of a flamingo on roller skates. Or maybe it’s a poetic homage to the lost art of letter writing, where Sheryl painstakingly crafts emotional missives to her unresponsive cat. Regardless of the plot, readers are assured an experience that will leave them wondering not just about Sheryl, but about their own life choices and the abominable fate that led them to this particular literary escapade. Ralph Hayes, in all his peculiar glory, presents Sheryl as a metaphor for something vaguely profound—though what that is, remains tantalisingly elusive. Is Sheryl a reflection of the era’s angst, a beacon of hope, or merely a vehicle for Hayes to explore his fascination with potted plants? The ambiguity is part of the charm, akin to a mystery box from a garage sale where you’re not quite sure if you’ve stumbled upon treasure or just an old sock. As you delve into this peculiar volume, prepare yourself for a range of emotions—confusion, bemusement, and perhaps a mild irritation when you realise you have no clue what the protagonist is attempting to achieve. Yet, the true beauty lies not in understanding but in the sheer absurdity of it all. You might find yourself captivated by plot lines that zigzag like a drunken bumblebee or characters so eccentric they make the inhabitants of a circus seem utterly ordinary. If you’re wondering what you’re in for, may I present a few tantalising tidbits to whet your intellectual appetite? In "Sheryl," you can expect to encounter: A series of awkward social encounters that could make even the most hardened introvert feel like a social butterfly. A love interest that is either deeply romantic or the worst miscommunication in the history of literature. Exaggerated inner monologues that may leave you questioning the very essence of sanity. Prose that dances on the line of poetic and perplexing, often knowing exactly what it wants to say—just not when. Subplots that meander like a lost tourist in a foreign city, leaving you both enchanted and slightly puzzled. Condition: Good, which is a polite way of saying that this book has seen things—coffee spills, the occasional tear, and perhaps even a clumsy cat’s paw. Despite its scuffed edges and yellowing pages, it retains a certain whimsy, as if each crease tells a story of its own. This copy, as presented by Crappy Old Books, invites you to embrace the imperfections of life, much like Sheryl herself. So, take a chance on "Sheryl." After all, in a world filled with predictable plots and formulaic characters, sometimes it’s the quirky oddballs and their misadventures that remind us of the delightful chaos of existence. You might just find yourself laughing, sighing, or staring off into the distance pondering your own Sheryl-like journey. And if nothing else, it will certainly make for an interesting conversation starter at your next book club meeting—or at least an excellent prop for pretending you’ve read something avant-garde. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3076/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sheryl-may-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Belmont Tower no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3075 The Venus of Konpara by John Master In a world that has seemingly run out of ideas, John Master’s *The Venus of Konpara* emerges like an overripe fruit waiting to be plucked from the chaotic garden of 1960s literature. First published by Penguin in that golden year of 1965, this book has all the trappings of a cultural artifact that makes you wonder if the author was channeling the muses or simply suffering from a particularly vivid daydream fueled by an excess of tea and biscuits. It beckons to readers who possess a sense of adventure, not to mention a firm grasp on the absurd. I have repaired the binding. Its quite good, but noticable as the page blockes are slightly uneven, but unless you knew what you were looking at, you probably wouldn’t notice. What is Konpara? Is it a distant planet, a quaint village, or perhaps a state of mind? Here lies the joy of John Master’s prose—much like the author himself, it seems to defy categorization. A place where the laws of physics may as well be replaced by whimsical whimsy, where characters dance around the narrative like awkward party guests dodging the punch bowl. Imagine a setting that combines elements of surrealism with a touch of that peculiar charm we Brits often save for our cats and rainy afternoons. As you navigate the pages, you may notice the characters oscillate between profound and perplexing, often leaving you with more questions than answers. One minute you’re wrapped in the philosophical musings of a character who might be pondering the very meaning of existence, and the next, you’re confronted with an inexplicably talking cat who insists on discussing the socio-economic ramifications of misplaced socks. It’s a literary rollercoaster that promises to be both exhilarating and a tad disconcerting. Who could forget the climax of this bizarre journey? Picture it: a grand festival in Konpara where the townsfolk compete to create the most extravagant tribute to Venus, the goddess of love and beauty. Of course, what starts as a celebration quickly devolves into chaos, as everyone’s artistic expressions clash with the practicality of a small-town budget. Ribbons fly, paint spills, and the local baker might just have a meltdown over an undercooked soufflé. If that doesn’t sound like the quintessential British experience, what does? Master’s prose is as rich and varied as the contents of an overstuffed biscuit tin. Whether he’s waxing poetic about the virtues of morning dew or detracting from the importance of socks (again, we can only speculate), the author’s style is distinctly uneven, but therein lies its charm. It’s a book that you might find yourself reading aloud to bemused friends, each line a delightful surprise, often punctuated by laughter—or perhaps head-scratching silence. Condition: Good. This copy may have seen better days, but it still possesses that wonderful wear-and-tear patina that only a vintage book can offer. Expect dog-eared pages, a hint of yellowing that adds a nostalgic glow, and possibly an inscription from a previous owner who was as perplexed as you may become. A true conversation starter, this book is perfect for those who appreciate the inexplicable beauty of second-hand literature. In short, if you’ve ever wished to journey through the unfathomable depths of human imagination while also indulging in a spot of British quirkiness, *The Venus of Konpara* is your ticket. This book is a delightful paradox, equal parts perplexing and entertaining. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary oddity, proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where the only thing we take seriously is our love for the wonderfully absurd. Happy reading—if you dare! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3075/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-venus-of-konpara-may-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3073 Clementine Churchill by Mary Soames Ah, "Clementine Churchill" by Mary Soames—because nothing quite says “riveting bedtime reading” like a comprehensive biography of the woman who stood by Winston Churchill’s side, while he was busy being the quintessential bulldog of British politics. Published in 1981 by the illustrious Penumbra Books, this tome promises to deliver a delightful combination of tea-stained pages and the occasional whiff of musty history. Ideal for those who find excitement in the intricacies of early 20th-century political matrimony. It’s like a soap opera, but with more crumpets and fewer dramatic cliffhangers. I have repaired this book, but someone else had tried to repair it earlier with tape. The tape rapair is still there as I didn’t remove it, but I did cut is it was rubbish. My repair is much better. You can see part of the repair in the cover image, the black mark down the left side, that is because I replaced the spine with card. Its a good job and the book is quite readable but the old tap inside is a bit messy, although its all dry and non-sticky. In this delightful exploration of Clementine’s life, Soames dives into the depths of a woman who wielded influence as if it were a fine china teacup—delicate yet unbreakable. Behind every great man, one might say, is a woman rolling her eyes and muttering about the state of the world, but Clementine was so much more. She navigated the treacherous waters of public life while somehow managing to keep her husband from turning his speeches into tedious epics. One might imagine her whispering sage advice into his ear, perhaps even suggesting he tone down the “we shall fight on the beaches” rhetoric in favour of something a tad less aggressive, like “we shall politely disagree over scones.” Readers will be treated to a rich tapestry of events, including Clementine’s formative years, the relentless strain of the two World Wars, and her admirable talent for hosting dinner parties that were—let’s be honest—probably far more engaging than the meetings of the War Cabinet. Soames has meticulously stitched together a narrative that unveils the complexities of her character: a woman who was as adept at managing her husband’s image as she was at managing her household staff. Why bother with a personal assistant when you have a wife who can handle a national crisis with one hand and arrange a bouquet of peonies with the other? As you thumb through the pages, don’t be surprised if you find yourself daydreaming about what it must have been like to sit in the drawing room of the Churchills, sipping Earl Grey while Winston’s voice boomed in the background. The illustrations of their domestic life, detailed in Soames’ prose, might lead you to wish for a time when politics was conducted over cups of tea rather than via social media rants. Ah, the nostalgia for a bygone era when one didn’t have to worry about hashtags and trending topics while planning their next soirée. Prepare yourself for a delightful jaunt through history, where the social intricacies of British nobility are laid bare like a half-eaten cucumber sandwich. You’ll learn about Clementine’s friendships, her battles with depression, and her unwavering support for her husband during some of the most tumultuous times in British history—all while expertly balancing a teacup on her knee. By the end of this enlightening volume, you may just find yourself wishing you could invite Clementine over for tea (though you hope she doesn’t bring Winston along—he might hog the conversation). Condition: This copy of "Clementine Churchill" is in good shape, which in the world of second-hand books means the spine is intact but may have a few well-loved creases. The cover is still bright enough to draw your attention, and the pages are comfortably worn, suggesting they’ve been flipped through with curiosity and perhaps a bit of trepidation. A perfect addition to your bookshelf or a conversation starter at your next gathering, where you can regale your guests with tales of Clementine’s life, all while pretending you’re an expert on the subject. So, if you’re looking for a book that offers a unique glimpse into the life of one of history’s more understated figures, all while maintaining an air of quirkiness and irony, look no further. "Clementine Churchill" awaits you—not just a book, but a chance to embrace the quirky side of history, as sold by Crappy Old Books. It’s a small price to pay for a peek into the life of a woman who was more than just a footnote in the story of her husband’s grand legacy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3073/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/clementine-churchill-may-2025.jpg 0.99 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penumbra Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3072 The Man With The Power by Leslie Thomas In the splendidly bewildering year of 1975, Leslie Thomas graced the literary world with a title so bold that it can only be accompanied by the kind of cover art that might cause a sensitive soul to question their life choices. Enter "The Man With The Power," a riveting tome from the esteemed Pan Books—purveyors of prose for the discerning reader who appreciates the fine line between enlightenment and sheer bewilderment. This magnificent work is purportedly about a chap who possesses a rather unorthodox kind of power. But what does that truly mean? Is it the ability to levitate spoons or perhaps command the weather with a mere flick of the wrist? Or is it more about the power of persuasion, such as coaxing your stubborn cat into using the litter box? You might find yourself mulling these profound questions while leafing through the pages, only to discover that the true power lies in your own ability to keep the book open, despite the inexplicable urge to set it aside in favor of staring at your wallpaper. The narrative itself dances through themes so nuanced that it could pass for a modern art installation—if only you could quite grasp what you were looking at. The characters might be drawn with the finesse of a toddler wielding a crayon, but their motivations remain as elusive as the last biscuit in a shared tin. You could spend hours pondering their choices, or you could simply shake your head, mutter something about ’characters being characters,’ and move along. Readers have noted that "The Man With The Power" has the uncanny ability to make you feel like a scholarly sage, even if your reading comprehension levels resemble that of a caffeine-fueled squirrel. The book’s occasional forays into social commentary might leave you feeling as though you’ve been handed a magnifying glass to scrutinize the absurdity of life itself—only to realize the glass is actually a funhouse mirror that reflects back your own confused expression. But let’s not forget the most thrilling feature of this literary masterpiece: the dialogue! It flows like a fine wine—if that wine were mixed with soda and had been left out in the sun for a few days. Characters engage in discussions that are so scintillatingly mundane you’ll find yourself questioning whether you too should start talking about the weather in a more philosophical manner. Imagine the riveting exchanges: “Ah, the sky is blue today,” followed by a riveting debate on whether blue is indeed the best color for a Tuesday. You may even end up taking notes! Now, we must address the matter of condition. Condition: Good. This book has seen some mild adventures—perhaps a family picnic or a particularly long train journey where it was used as an impromptu table for the obligatory packed sandwich. The pages are intact, the spine still holds, and while the cover may sport a few nicks reminiscent of a life well-lived, it is ready to accompany you on your own literary expedition through the outlandish and the absurd. In conclusion, when you’re ready to embark on a reading journey that promises to be both baffling and mildly entertaining, look no further than "The Man With The Power." It offers a delightful blend of confusion and whimsy, where you’ll undoubtedly ponder the mysteries of existence while simultaneously feeling grateful for your own rather mundane life. So grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books—because why not add a touch of delightful absurdity to your shelf? After all, everyone enjoys a good chuckle, especially when it’s at the expense of a literary classic! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3072/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-with-the-power-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3071 Of Mice and Men by John Steibeck Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck is a powerful novella that explores friendship, dreams, and the harsh realities of life during the Great Depression. The story follows two displaced ranch workers—George, a sharp but uneducated man, and Lennie, a physically strong but mentally challenged companion—as they pursue a shared dream of owning a piece of land. As they navigate the unforgiving world of itinerant labor, their bond is tested by isolation, prejudice, and fate. With spare yet evocative prose, Steinbeck crafts a timeless tale of hope and heartbreak that continues to resonate with readers today. Good condition hardback. Presumably an old school book, but has not school stamps inside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3071/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/of-mice-and-men-may-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Windmill Series 9780435120955 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3070 Reading In The Dark by Seamus Deane In a world where light is overrated and shadows tell better stories, Seamus Deane has taken the audacious leap into the murky depths of the human psyche with his notoriously enigmatic work, "Reading In The Dark." Published in 1996 by the illustrious Jonathan Cape, Deane’s musings plunge us into a narrative as elusive as a cat in a cupboard. One can almost hear the faint whispers of his characters as they navigate the perplexing labyrinth of life—much like trying to find your way out of the Tube after a long night out. Spoiler alert: they probably won’t find it. This is not your typical page-turner. No, dear reader, this is a cerebral expedition through the foggy veils of memory and identity. Deane skillfully crafts a tale that demands your attention, yet coyly slips through your fingers like a bar of soap in an underwhelming public restroom. Expect a narrative that oscillates between the profound and the utterly perplexing, perhaps prompting you to ask, “Is this literature, or am I just stuck in the pub’s metaphorical dark corner?” Set against a backdrop that may or may not resemble the author’s own tribulations, "Reading In The Dark" invites you to ponder weighty questions while simultaneously trying to remember where you left your glasses. The prose is as intoxicating as a pint of flat ale, and just as likely to leave you feeling a bit queasy by the end. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself nodding along, committing the age-old sin of pretending to understand while your mind wanders to the last time you enjoyed a decent meal. But why should you care about this book, you ask? It’s not just any run-of-the-mill intellectual exercise; it promises to stretch your mind like a rubber band on a hot day. The themes of isolation and the passing of time resonate eerily with anyone who has ever stared into the abyss of their own existential crisis, perhaps while contemplating the merits of cereal for dinner. Deane’s lyrical ruminations may just make you reconsider your own life choices—or at the very least, provide a splendid distraction from the mundane. The characters, if one can refer to them as such, appear to be a medley of lost souls, echoing the sentiment of anyone who has ever wandered into a coffee shop only to realize they’ve left their wallet at home. Their struggles, while couched in a veil of poetic ambiguity, reflect the universal truth that most of us are just flailing about in the dark—much like trying to find the light switch during a power cut. You may feel a sense of camaraderie with them, or perhaps you’ll just roll your eyes and mutter, “Get a grip.” Condition: This copy of "Reading In The Dark" is presented in very good condition, with only minimal wear that suggests it has been loved and handled with the utmost care—though one could argue that love is often a bit rough around the edges. The pages, while yellowing slightly at the corners, hold secrets like a grumpy old man at the end of the pub bar. Perhaps they will share their wisdom with you, or maybe they will simply remind you of how quickly time flies when one is lost in thought. In a world saturated with mindless drivel, "Reading In The Dark" stands out like a cheeky signpost pointing to the nearest existential crisis. For those brave enough to venture into its pages, Deane offers a complex tapestry of thought and feeling that might just stay with you longer than your last bad haircut. So grab your reading glasses and prepare to squint through the metaphorical darkness, for the light of understanding is a fleeting flicker. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, this volume is perfect for anyone looking to impress their friends with their eclectic taste in literature—because nothing says intellectual like a book with an ambiguous title that might confuse even the most astute of bibliophiles. Do you dare? The shadows await! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3070/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reading-in-the-dark-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape 9780224044059 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3068 Lost Civilisations of the Stone Age by Richard Rudgley Ah, the Stone Age. A time when life was simpler, or at least less complicated by the baffling puzzles of modern technology. Richard Rudgley, in his 1998 tome "Lost Civilisations of the Stone Age," takes us on a whimsical journey through history, where our ancestors roamed the earth in search of fire, sustenance, and the occasional existential crisis. One can only imagine the conversations they had around the campfire—if only we had time-traveling ear trumpets to eavesdrop! In this delightfully earnest exploration, Rudgley invites us to ponder lost civilisations that have somehow slipped through the cracks of time like so many primitive sandals. Ever wonder if those cave dwellers were just as perplexed by the lack of Wi-Fi as we are today? This fascinating work posits that our ancestors were not merely brutish creatures, but rather sophisticated societies with their own peculiar customs, languages, and perhaps even a penchant for interpretive rock dancing. But do not let the title deceive you into thinking you’re about to read a dry academic text. Oh no! Rudgley serves up a veritable feast of revelations that even the most jaded historian might find hard to resist. Expect to encounter a smorgasbord of human ingenuity and creativity that emerged long before the invention of the wheel—let alone the smartphone. One can only speculate if our Stone Age relatives were less concerned about their daily struggles and more focused on perfecting their fire-starting techniques to impress their neighbours. As you turn the pages, you’ll discover Rudgley’s musings on everything from the mysterious agricultural practices of ancient peoples to their intriguing burial rituals. Who knew that the act of returning to the soil could be so complicated? In fact, one might argue that these early civilisations were on the cusp of launching the first-ever “sustainable living” movement, long before it became trendy in the 21st century. It’s almost as if they were trying to send us a message: "Stop scrolling your phones and start feeling the earth beneath your feet!" Prepare for a whirlwind tour of archaeological wonders that will leave you both enlightened and bemused. The Stone Age was not merely a series of unfortunate events leading to the eventual rise of modern society. Nay! Rudgley shows us that it was a tapestry woven from the threads of adventure, innovation, and perhaps a touch of primal sibling rivalry over who could chisel a better spearhead. Such competition is truly timeless, as anyone with a sibling will attest. And while we’re on the subject of competition, let’s not forget the illustrations. We can only imagine the artistry that went into creating cave paintings, and Rudgley captures this spirit with a vividness that might make you want to grab a charcoal stick and get your inner artist out of the cave. Forget about the Louvre; we should all be flocking to the nearest rock face! Discover the culinary delights of ancient grain grinding (it’s more exciting than it sounds). Marvel at the fashion choices—who knew animal pelts could be so chic? Delve into the philosophical implications of rock formations—are they nature’s original sculptures? Unravel the mysteries of Stone Age social structures (because drama didn’t start with the Kardashians). Contemplate the deep significance of fire (a.k.a. the original social media platform). Condition: This vintage copy is in good condition, offering only a few dog-eared pages and a cover that exhibits the charming wear and tear of a book that has been genuinely loved. It’s perfect for the discerning reader who appreciates history, humour, and a little bit of dust. Perhaps you’ve always wanted to find a conversation starter for your next dinner party, or maybe you’re just looking to impress your mates with your newfound knowledge of ancient tribes—either way, this book is ready to serve. As you embark on your quest to unearth the mysteries of our prehistoric past with "Lost Civilisations of the Stone Age," remember that you’re in good company. Crappy Old Books is here to provide you with this whimsical guide to civilizations lost in time, along with the occasional chuckle at the absurdity of human nature—past and present. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your favourite reading nook, and prepare to be transported to an era where the greatest accomplishment was choosing the right rock for a tool. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3068/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lost-civilisations-of-the-stone-age-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Century 9780712677585 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3067 English Through Experience by AW Rowe Picture this: it’s 1968, the year when bell-bottoms and beehives are the fashion du jour, and the world is awash in a whirlpool of revolutionary ideas. Enter AW Rowe, a brave soul who decided that the best way to teach English was to throw caution—and traditional pedagogical techniques—to the wind, crafting a tome that promises to enlighten the masses through experience. But one can’t help but wonder: whose experience are we talking about? A particularly enthusiastic cat? A rather befuddled time traveler? Or simply Rowe himself, who perhaps experienced a bit too much of the swinging sixties? Published by the ever-optimistic Blond Educational, this book is not just a collection of lessons but a kaleidoscope of linguistic oddities, verging on the surreal. Imagine a classroom where grammar rules take a back seat to whimsical anecdotes and bizarre exercises that challenge the very essence of what it means to "know" a language. One can almost hear Rowe exclaiming, "Why learn the correct use of the subjunctive when you can instead ponder the existential crises of inanimate objects?" Within these pages lies a veritable treasure trove of educational escapades. From the mysteries of colloquialisms that seem to have been conjured during a particularly vivid tea party, to exercises that require you to engage with your pet goldfish in conversation, you’ll find plenty to chuckle at. Not to mention the attempts at incorporating contemporary slang that, let’s face it, probably made your grandparents cringe. One can only imagine the liveliness of a classroom where students were encouraged to express themselves through interpretive dance instead of writing essays. It was indeed a time of great experimentation, both in the classroom and, quite possibly, in Rowe’s own mind. Rowe’s prose dances merrily between the absurd and the enlightening, as he encourages budding linguists to embrace their inner eccentric, making even the most seemingly mundane aspects of language learning feel like a grand adventure. A typical lesson might involve crafting an elaborate tale involving a talking teapot on a quest to find the lost art of the subjunctive mood, all while sipping tea and considering the significance of crumpets in English culture. A true masterpiece of the nonsensical! Should you be brave enough to delve into this wondrous volume, you might also discover the fine art of English humor—puns, wordplay, and cheeky observations abound. Prepare for the occasional British witticism that may leave you scratching your head in bemusement, contemplating whether you should laugh, groan, or merely shake your head in disbelief. Condition: This particular copy of “English Through Experience” comes in surprisingly decent condition, considering the odds it has faced navigating the realms of both time and multiple readers. Pages bear the gentle creases of previous excitement and the occasional coffee ring, lending an air of scholarly authenticity. The spine, while showing signs of wear—because who wouldn’t want to explore the whimsical world of English more than once?—certainly stands ready to take on yet another eager student or curious collector. Minor yellowing has occurred, but isn’t that just a charming nod to its rich history? As you contemplate whether to welcome this quirky little book into your collection, consider the myriad benefits of immersing yourself in a world where the rules of language are but a guideline to be bent, broken, or whimsically reimagined. There’s something refreshing about the idea that learning should be a riotous adventure, rather than a dreary chore filled with endless drills and dull textbooks. So, if you find yourself yearning for a slice of linguistic oddity, a dalliance with the absurd, or simply an amusing way to navigate the English language through the eyes of a bygone era, then look no further. “English Through Experience” awaits your perusal, ready to whisk you away on a journey of unexpected delight, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Grab a cup of tea, sit back, and prepare for the most unconventional English lesson of your life! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3067/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-through-experience-may-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blond Educational no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3066 Yoga Over 40 by Michael Volin and Nancy Phelan Are you over the age of 40 and find yourself wondering if it’s too late to discover the joys of yoga—while simultaneously questioning your life choices and the wisdom of having ordered that third slice of cake at the last birthday party? Fear not! “Yoga Over 40” by the illustrious duo Michael Volin and Nancy Phelan is here to guide you through the labyrinthine world of ancient stretches, with just enough 1970s flair to keep the whole thing grounded in a hazy, incense-filled nostalgia. The year was 1975, and Pelham Books Ltd stood proudly at the forefront of publishing delightfully quirky tomes, you know, back when “self-care” was just a notion and not an Instagram hashtag. Good condition hardback with good dustcover. What can you expect within these pages? Well, if you’re hoping for a straightforward guide filled with clear instructions and easy-to-follow diagrams, prepare for a surprise. Instead, you’ll find an eclectic mix of haphazardly illustrated poses, charmingly vague captions, and a healthy dose of philosophical musings that may or may not have been inspired by a particularly contemplative tea break. This book is as much about the journey of self-discovery as it is about transitioning from “sitting on the couch” to “trying to touch your toes without pulling a hamstring.” As you flip through the pages, you might be struck by the delightful anachronisms that make this book a veritable time capsule of 1970s wellness culture. Expect to encounter phrases like “far-out flows” and “groovy energy,” which might evoke fond memories of brightly coloured headbands and questionable fashion choices. It’s a wonder how a book published in a time when disco reigned supreme manages to remain so relevant—assuming you consider references to bell-bottoms as part of your current wardrobe. Unexpected tips on integrating yoga into your daily life, such as “Breathe deeply while contemplating what to have for dinner.” A unique blend of advice that ranges from practical to perplexingly abstract, like how to balance your chakras while avoiding balancing your checkbook. Intriguingly vague illustrations that might leave you wondering if you’re doing it right or if the author is simply trying to confuse you. A section dedicated to the “yoga lifestyle”—which, in the 70s, likely meant wearing loose clothing and spending a lot of time discussing the merits of tofu. Philosophical insights that could lead you to question not only your yoga practice but also your entire existence, especially at 3 AM. In a world where every second person seems to be practicing yoga on Instagram, “Yoga Over 40” stands as a quaint relic of a bygone era. It provides a refreshing reminder that the quest for inner peace can be as convoluted as navigating a roundabout for the first time—especially after a few decades of ignoring your flexibility. This book is less about perfecting your downward dog and more about embracing the delightful absurdity of life as you bend, twist, and possibly creak your way to wellness. Condition: Very Good. A label that reflects not only the physical state of the book but perhaps also the authors’ unwavering belief that one can maintain a sense of well-being even while grappling with the realities of aging. This copy has survived the test of time, much like your desire to find the perfect yoga pose without inadvertently pulling a muscle. So, if you’re ready to add a touch of retro charm to your bookshelf and maybe even a few questionable yoga poses to your repertoire, look no further. “Yoga Over 40” is available for a limited time from Crappy Old Books, where we specialise in curating the best of the not-so-best from literary history. Embrace the quirkiness and let the journey begin—just don’t forget to stretch first! Or at least think about it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3066/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/yoga-over-40-may-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelham Books Ltd 9780720701135 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3065 Gypsy Lady by Shirlee Busbee In a world where the word "Gypsy" has likely been thrown around more than a poorly tossed frisbee at a suburban barbecue, one brave author dared to defy the norm. Enter Shirlee Busbee’s "Gypsy Lady," a literary concoction that might just have you questioning your life choices—especially the one where you decided to pick this book up instead of, say, a perfectly good history of the pencil. First published in 1977 by Fontana Books, it captures an era when hair was big, and plots were... well, let’s just say they were much like a well-styled beehive: visually appealing but lacking in substance. The cover art alone is a whirlwind of psychedelic colors and questionable fashion choices, promising an adventure that might just require a spirit guide and a strong cup of tea. Our protagonist—or should we say, protagonist-in-turbulence—embarks on a journey through a landscape dotted with clichés and the occasional overcooked metaphor. Will she discover the secret to life, or merely the location of a quaint roadside pub? Only time—and your questionable taste in literature—will tell. With a title like "Gypsy Lady," you might be led to believe that this is a whimsical tale steeped in folklore and second-hand wisdom. However, one must approach it with the knowledge that the 1970s were a time of cultural appropriation and a fondness for pastels that bordered on criminal. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering the irony of a character who might be a free spirit yet feels bound by the literary tropes of the time. Ah, the contradictions of life. As you sift through the drama, romance, and an inexplicably well-versed knowledge of herbal teas, you can’t help but consider the following: Will you find a new appreciation for the term “free-spirited,” or will it only remind you of an ex who wore too many bangles? Are the characters as colorful as the cover suggests, or do they fade into the wallpaper like a forgotten family member at a wedding? Is this a love story, or is it more like a poorly executed dance routine where everyone steps on each other’s toes? What’s the likelihood that you’ll come away with a deeper understanding of the human condition, or will you simply remain bemused, scratching your head? Condition: If you’re looking for a book that feels as though it has been lovingly thumbed through by multiple generations of confused readers, look no further. This copy of "Gypsy Lady" is in good condition, featuring the kind of yellowing pages that give it a distinguished air of age—like a fine cheese that smells slightly off but is definitely still edible. The spine is intact, although it might have a few battle scars from its previous life as a shelf ornament. So, dear reader, prepare your mind for a journey that may leave you questioning the very nature of storytelling and your own life choices. Perhaps you’ll even wonder why you didn’t choose a nice, safe cookbook instead. Either way, "Gypsy Lady" is available for your reading pleasure at Crappy Old Books, where the selection is as whimsical and unpredictable as a cat on catnip. Remember, this book may not change your life, but it will certainly take up some valuable shelf space, and at the end of the day, isn’t that what really matters? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3065/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gypsy-lady-may-2025.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3064 The Flame and the Flower by Kathleen E Woodiwiss In the grand pantheon of literary oddities, "The Flame and the Flower" by Kathleen E Woodiwiss stands out as a bold assertion that romance, like a fine wine, can be both intoxicating and slightly pungent. Published in 1972 by Avon Books—whose name evokes a charming river but whose output often floats downstream into the realm of curious relics—this tome invites readers to embark on a journey fueled by passionate misunderstandings and the occasional anachronistic flourish. Picture yourself in a world where corsets are tighter than your grandmother’s grip on the TV remote during an episode of "Coronation Street." Here, our protagonist faces dilemmas more tangled than a ball of wool in a cat’s paw. Set against the backdrop of an unspecified historical period that feels suspiciously like the author’s imagination running riot, you will meet characters whose motivations are as clear as a foggy day in London. The love affairs are as dramatic as a Shakespearean play, only without the benefit of iambic pentameter; instead, enjoy a delightful blend of melodrama and what can only be described as ’historical embellishment.’ As you flip through pages that have likely spent more time in the backseat of a vintage car than on a bookshelf, you will encounter a plot that dances between the absurd and the astonishing. Expect sultry glances exchanged over candlelit dinners, and misunderstandings that could have been resolved with a simple text (if only they had smartphones). Woodiwiss skillfully weaves a narrative that insists on portraying love as a wild fire, not unlike the one you might inadvertently start while attempting to impress your in-laws at a barbecue. But don’t get too comfortable. The journey through this literary landscape is peppered with clichés that will make you question whether you’re reading a novel or a particularly unhinged episode of a daytime soap opera. The tropes are so familiar they could be your long-lost relatives showing up at a family reunion, uninvited but impossible to ignore. And for those of you seeking serious historical accuracy, the narrative will offer a cheeky wink and a nod, promising you an adventure that is anything but conventional. The author, Kathleen E Woodiwiss, emerged as a trailblazer in the genre of historical romance, paving the way for future authors to weave together tales that challenge both societal norms and readers’ patience. Expect to find the book’s pages as dog-eared as the plot twists, each creased corner a testament to the passionate readers that have come before you, lost in the melodrama and longing for love that’s as elusive as a good cup of tea in a questionable café. Condition: The book is in good condition, a term that is often used in second-hand book sales to denote a state of being that is certainly not ’perfect’ but also not entirely regrettable. Expect some wear and tear, perhaps a few smudges that could easily be mistaken for the emotional residues of previous readers who found themselves swept up in the tumult of its pages. It has clearly been loved, or at the very least, perused with some enthusiasm; a fitting testament to a narrative that seeks to ignite a passion for reading—albeit with a slightly singed edge. If you’re in the market for a book that promises to transport you to a time where romance was a sport and misunderstandings ruled the day, look no further. "The Flame and the Flower" is your ticket to a hot mess of a love story that promises to entertain, bewilder, and maybe even make you roll your eyes in amused disbelief. A perfect addition to your collection of Crappy Old Books for those days when reality is just too much to bear! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3064/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-flame-and-the-flower-may-2025.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon Books 9780380005253 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3063 The Bookseller of Kabul by Asne Seierstad In a world where the pen is mightier than the sword, who would have thought that a simple bookseller could become a reluctant hero? Enter the pages of The Bookseller of Kabul, a rather audacious literary venture by Asne Seierstad that invites you to peep into the turbulent heart of Afghanistan through the eyes of a man whose shelves are filled with more than just dusty tomes. Published in 2005 and blessed with the esteemed Virago stamp of approval, this book challenges the notion that every hero dons a cape; some prefer the brocaded garb of a bespectacled bookworm instead. But fear not, there’s enough drama here to rival a soap opera—with a side of politics and a sprinkle of cultural revelations. Picture this: a modest shop in Kabul, where the aroma of aged paper mingles with the whiff of revolution. Here, our bookseller navigates a world where the Taliban looms like an overbearing customer who refuses to leave. But instead of futile attempts at small talk, he wields his knowledge like a double-edged sword, defending not only his livelihood but the very essence of free thought. As Seierstad weaves her narrative, you’ll find yourself questioning whether books can indeed change the world—or at least, make for some riveting reading material when the world outside is chasing shadows. In the spirit of this literary escapade, prepare yourself to encounter a kaleidoscope of characters that would put any family reunion to shame. You will meet fierce women, wise elders, and perhaps a goat or two—because what’s a story without some caprine charm? Each character adds a layer to this intricate tapestry, revealing the joys, sorrows, and peculiarities of life in a country where the stories are as rich as the soil, albeit often overshadowed by conflict. And just when you think you have grasped the essence of what it means to be a bookseller in a war-torn region, Seierstad throws in a few unexpected plot twists that will have you raising an eyebrow and questioning your own literary biases. Are we merely consumers of stories, or do we have a duty to be storytellers ourselves? As you ponder this weighty question, you might find yourself sipping tea on a dusty carpet, imagining what it would be like to host a book club in Kabul—suggesting titles like *War and Peace* while dodging the reality of the chaos just outside the door. Within these pages lies a veritable feast for anyone with a penchant for irony: a heartfelt homage to the power of books, juxtaposed with the harsh realities of life in Afghanistan. This is no mere travelogue; it is a manifesto advocating for the written word as a source of strength and resilience. Yes, you might want to keep a dictionary handy to navigate Seierstad’s rich prose—her sentences are like a well-stocked bookshelves: some familiar titles, some obscure, all worth exploring. As you turn the pages, be prepared for the occasional pang of existential dread as you realise that the stories you encounter—some tragic, others uplifting—are a reflection of the human condition itself. Whether you relate more to the stubborn resilience of the bookseller or the desperate yearning for knowledge from his customers, you’ll find something that resonates deeply, even if it’s just the sound of the last page turning. Condition: This particular copy has seen its fair share of adventures, much like its subject matter. Expect signs of love—dog-eared corners and a few splotches that could pass for a poetic interpretation of coffee stains. The spine is in good shape, a testament to its resilience, while the cover boasts a certain vintage charm that only time can bestow. A true relic for the discerning reader, perfect for those who appreciate a book with a few stories of its own. In a world saturated with flash-in-the-pan bestsellers, The Bookseller of Kabul stands as an enduring reminder of the power of the written word to illuminate, provoke, and inspire. So why not add this quirky, thought-provoking tome to your collection? Explore the world through the eyes of a book merchant and join the ranks of those who believe that every story matters—even the ones left on the shelf at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3063/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bookseller-of-kabul-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Virago 9781844080472 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3062 Dictionary of Twentieth-Century History 1900-1991 by Alan Palmer Ah, the 1990s—a time when hair was big, technology was small, and the world thought that the most dangerous thing was a dial-up modem. Enter Alan Palmer’s "Dictionary of Twentieth-Century History 1900-1991," a book that promises to be your trusty companion through the tumultuous terrain of a century so complex that even the most astute historians have been known to break a sweat. Published by Penguin in a year that seems oddly quaint now, this dictionary is your very own time machine, albeit one that runs on the fuel of obscure definitions and the occasional footnote. Let’s face it: history can be a bit of a bore. But Palmer’s dictionary transforms the dry bones of history into a quirky collection of words and phrases, making it easier to drop knowledge bombs at the pub without anyone realizing that you’re just reading off the page. As you sip your lukewarm lager and talk about the fall of the Berlin Wall, it’s far cooler to whip out a copy of this dictionary and declare, “Did you know that the term ’Cold War’ was actually coined in the 1940s?”—even if your friends are more interested in discussing the latest episode of some reality show. In a world where Wikipedia reigns supreme, this book stands as a monument to a simpler time—a time when encyclopedias had heft, and research required breaking a sweat. Palmer clearly had a penchant for curating the oddest of historical tidbits, making this dictionary a treasure trove of esoteric knowledge that will make you the most fascinating person in your social circle. Or perhaps just the oddest. Amidst the pages, you might find entries on forgotten conflicts, political movements that led nowhere, and the curious life of historical figures who are half-remembered and never fully appreciated. Inside, you’ll encounter a variety of entries that may or may not matter to you. But who doesn’t want to know about the politics of a small nation you’ve never heard of? You could make a game out of it—take a sip every time you come across an event that had "far-reaching consequences" but ended up being nothing more than a footnote in history. Embrace it! The dictionary is filled with such gems that could raise eyebrows and perhaps elicit a few "who cares?" moments from your less-than-enthusiastic friends. What makes this dictionary truly special is its remarkable ability to capture the essence of a century while remaining resolutely unglamorous. It’s the literary equivalent of a comfortable cardigan—perhaps not the most stylish item in your wardrobe, but it makes you feel good inside. And let’s not overlook the illustrations! You may not find the chicest of graphics, but those vintage Penguin aesthetics evoke a certain nostalgia for the days when reading a book meant more than just scrolling through an e-reader. The rise and fall of empires in just a few concise entries Random trivia that will make you the life of the party Entries on events that you can’t believe actually happened Footnotes that are sometimes more interesting than the main text Everything you didn’t know you needed to know about the 20th century Condition: Good, though one might argue that ‘good’ is a relative term when it comes to second-hand books. The cover has acquired a certain vintage charm that only years of gentle wear and tear can provide. Pages may have the occasional dog-ear or coffee stain, but each mark tells a story, much like this very dictionary itself. Rest assured, the text remains entirely legible, making it perfect for hours of enlightening (or mildly confusing) reading. So, whether you’re a history buff seeking to impress at dinner parties or just someone looking to fill a void on your bookshelf that even the finest of modern novels can’t touch, “Dictionary of Twentieth-Century History 1900-1991” promises to deliver the quirky historical insights you never knew you needed. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every book tells a story—and sometimes, that story is just how it ended up gathering dust on your shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3062/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dictionary-of-twentieth-century-history-1900-1991-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140512649 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3061 Whispers by Dean R Koontz In the illustrious year of 1980, when disco was still a thing and shoulder pads could out-shoulder a football player, Dean R. Koontz graced the world with "Whispers." This splendid tome, awarded the honor of being published by Star Books (a name that sparks the imagination about the vastness of space—though ironically, no actual space travel is involved), promises to be a delightful romp through the dark corridors of human thought, or at least a trip to the local library that might lead you to rethink your life choices. Our story unfolds, or perhaps quietly tiptoes, into a world where whispers carry more weight than your average conversation. Imagine a realm where secrets float like confetti, and every shushed utterance is a potential harbinger of doom. Koontz, with his trademark flair, merges the mundane with the mystical, as if to suggest that the most ordinary of voices might just be plotting your demise during a rather dull afternoon tea. The protagonist—whose identity we shan’t reveal here, for the sake of suspense and to avoid the wrath of spoilers—navigates a landscape riddled with the kind of existential crises that could make a philosopher weep into their cappuccino. Perhaps they’re battling the whispers of their own insecurities, or perhaps they’re just trying to figure out who keeps leaving the milk out. Regardless, readers are invited to ponder whether these whispers are the musings of a wise old sage or the incoherent babblings of a sleep-deprived squirrel. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself grappling with profound questions such as: What do the whispers really mean? Are they a metaphor for societal pressures, or just a clever ploy by Koontz to keep you flipping pages late into the night? Will our hero triumph over the cacophony of inner demons, or will they be driven to the brink of madness by that pesky neighbor who insists on discussing their cat’s dietary needs at inopportune moments? Condition: Good. This copy of "Whispers" has been lovingly pre-owned and may contain the occasional coffee ring or a note written in the margins that states, “Not worth the hype.” These marks add character, a backstory to your reading experience, much like the fine lines on an aging face that narrate a life well-lived (or poorly lived, depending on your perspective). The spine is intact but has been gently cracked, much like your resolve on a Monday morning. For those who relish the thrill of the unknown, Koontz has crafted an atmosphere so thick with tension that it might just require a machete to cut through. It’s a literary jungle where every whisper could be a friend or foe, and the only way to know is to plunge headlong into the chaos. Or, you know, just leave it on the shelf and distract yourself with reality television instead. So, whether you’re an aficionado of the arcane or just someone looking for a new paperweight, "Whispers" awaits. With its unsettling charm and a plot that flirts with madness, it’s sure to be a conversation starter at your next dinner party—just make sure to keep the lights on and the whispers at bay. And remember, you can find this intriguing artifact among the delightful oddities at Crappy Old Books, where each title is a treasure waiting to be rediscovered (or quietly ignored). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3061/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/whispers-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Books 9780352309358 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3060 Ararat by Robert Houston In the grand tradition of literary adventures that defy both time and sense, "Ararat" by Robert Houston bursts forth from the pages like an overzealous Mountie at a polar bear convention. This 1982 Avon Books classic, possibly embellished with some coffee stains from an impromptu reading session at a train station, promises to whisk you away to a world rife with—well, we’re not entirely sure what, but the title certainly directs our imagination skyward. As the dust jacket—or lack thereof—would have you believe, this riveting tale revolves around the mythical peak of Ararat, which has been historically significant and has hosted a whole parade of fanciful theories. Rumor has it that something is buried up there, potentially the remains of Noah’s Ark or the prototype of an ill-fated hot air balloon. What is certain, however, is that Houston spins a yarn that is as gripping as it is elusive, and you might find yourself questioning whether you’ve stumbled into a serious exploration of faith or merely a comedy of errors involving the great outdoors and a misread map. Imagine the scene: a motley crew of adventurers, each armed with questionable survival skills and an overabundance of enthusiasm, set off to conquer a mountain that has probably seen more ambitious souls than it cares to remember. While the characters might abound in quirkiness reminiscent of a Saturday night sketch show, you’ll find that they are as layered and complex as a trifle left out in the sun too long—delightfully messy and slightly unsettling. If you find yourself longing for a book that features various themes of human folly, existential dread, and a dash of historical speculation, look no further. You might even discover some profound commentary on the nature of ambition and the absurdity of human pursuits, though it seems just as likely that Houston simply enjoyed writing about mountains and their unyielding presence in our lives. Either way, you’ll have plenty to ponder whilst sipping your tea and trying to figure out what the heck you just read. For those who appreciate irony, the book seems to reflect the trials of its own existence, much like the characters it portrays. Here lies a volume that could have been a bestseller, or at least brought joy to someone—if only it had been found in a more popular genre. But alas, it has found its home amid the clutter of used bookshelves, waiting patiently for an unsuspecting reader to stumble upon its peculiar charm. In a world increasingly obsessed with the latest clickbait, "Ararat" remains a curious relic, a treasure for those adventurous enough to sift through the proverbial sands of literary history. It stands as a testament to the fact that not every book needs to be a blockbuster; some merely aspire to the lofty heights of reader curiosity, presenting a narrative experience akin to a mysterious, foggy mountain path. You may not find what you’re looking for, but you’ll undoubtedly discover the joy of the hunt. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand literature means it’s had a respectable life. Expect some wear—dog-eared pages, the occasional underlined passage that may or may not reflect previous readers’ existential crises, and the kind of smell that whispers of libraries past and coffee shop discussions about the meaning of life. A charming artifact, perfect for anyone who enjoys the feeling of holding a tangible piece of literary history. So, if you fancy a twisty journey with a book that has perhaps lost its way in the grand scheme of literary acclaim, or if you simply wish to indulge in a curious exploration of a mountain named Ararat, look no further. Snag this delightful oddity from Crappy Old Books and find yourself wandering through its pages like a lost hiker, with no GPS in sight and only the stars to guide you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3060/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ararat-may-2025.jpg 5.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon Books 9780380809370 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3056 Shadow Warrior by Joseph Rosenberger Step right up, ladies and gents, for the literary equivalent of a time capsule draped in the shadows of 1980s bravado. Presenting “Shadow Warrior” by Joseph Rosenberger, a book that promises to transport you into a world where the heroes are as morally ambiguous as the plot twists. This is not just any old tale; this is a smorgasbord of grit, intrigue, and possibly an outdated view of heroism that will have you scratching your head and chuckling at the absurdity of it all. Picture this: a cover adorned with dramatic artwork that likely made its way from an old video game cover artist’s portfolio, where neon colors clash with a sense of impending doom. Who needs a good night’s sleep when you’ve got the thrilling escapades of a shadowy antagonist ready to make you question your own life choices? Rosenberger clearly had a particular knack for tapping into the zeitgeist, or perhaps he just had a massive stash of 1980s action movie scripts lying around that he decided to cobble together into something resembling a coherent narrative. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter scenes that may or may not have been inspired by the author’s own late-night escapades at the local pub. It’s filled to the brim with riveting action sequences, fascinating characters, and dialogues that make you wonder if the characters are actually talking or just having a very intense game of charades. If you’ve ever fancied yourself a fan of well-placed clichés and one-dimensional heroes, then, my friend, you’ve struck gold. But wait—there’s more! This book doesn’t just deliver a plot; it offers a unique glimpse into the quintessential 1980s mindset, a time when action figures were glorified and the word ’subtlety’ was merely a suggestion. You’ll find yourself immersed in a world that teeters on the edge of absurdity, with a protagonist who seems to have more problems than a calculator in a math exam. Will they navigate the murky waters of morality? Or will they simply leap over the shark and into a fiery explosion? Only time (and perhaps a fast-forward through the pages) will tell. Condition: Good, which we interpret as “a few coffee stains and dog-eared pages that add a certain character to the reading experience.” The spine is firmly intact—perfect for all those dramatic moments when you slam the book shut in disbelief at the plot’s sheer audacity. A few sentences may have been underlined by a previous owner who, like you, may or may not have been pondering the existence of life in a world where shadow warriors roam free. What more could you ask for in a second-hand tome? This isn’t just a book; it’s an experience—an ode to a bygone era where action reigned supreme, and the only thing that mattered was whether the hero could outfight the villain or at least make a grand exit. So, prepare yourself for the thrill ride that is “Shadow Warrior.” It’s a wild mix of mystery, misplaced nostalgia, and a dash of sheer lunacy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about literature, action, and arguably, reality itself. In a world where every book seems to be trying desperately to win awards, Rosenberger’s work stands out as a relic of unapologetic bravado. So why not score a copy from Crappy Old Books and delight in the absurdity of your literary choices? After all, who needs modern sensibilities when you can have a shadow warrior lurking on your bookshelf, waiting to strike (or perhaps just sit quietly until the next dusting session)? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3056/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shadow-warrioer-may-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell 9780440200154 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3054 Conspiracy-Com by RJ Pineiro In the not-so-distant past of the early 2000s, a time when flip phones were the pinnacle of technology and internet cafes were all the rage, RJ Pineiro decided to engage in a little literary espionage of his own. Enter “Conspiracy.com,” a title that, if we’re honest, could just as easily be the name of a sketchy website promising to sell you tinfoil hats at a discount. Published by Forge, this book invites readers into a world where the pages turn faster than you can say “conspiracy theory,” and where you might find yourself questioning not just the plot, but the state of your own sanity. Within the confines of this paperback, you’re likely to encounter a thrilling web of deceit, intrigue, and possibly a few too many exclamation points. It’s a novel that promises to make you feel like you’re in on the world’s biggest secret, even if that secret is something as mundane as which flavour of crisps to buy on your next grocery run. The year is 2004, a time when social media was just a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg’s eye, yet somehow, Pineiro manages to tap into a sense of digital paranoia that remains disturbingly relevant today. What were you doing back then? Probably not reading this book, which is a travesty that can only be rectified now. If you’re wondering what juicy conspiracy theories await you, prepare for a smorgasbord of possibilities, each more ludicrous than the last. Could it be a clandestine cabal of cats plotting to take over the world? Or perhaps a shadowy organization behind the rise of reality television? We may never truly know, and isn’t that the beauty of it? Pineiro’s knack for weaving together threads of absurdity and intrigue ensures you’ll be left scratching your head and chuckling nervously at the absurdity of modern life. But wait! There’s more! The book also doubles as a fascinating time capsule, preserving the quirks of early 2000s tech and culture. Remember when Wi-Fi was a luxury, not a right? Or when blogs were the forefront of citizen journalism? Pineiro plays with these elements, turning the mundane into the sensational and offering a glimpse into a world where paranoia was just another way of life. It’s like a nostalgic trip down memory lane, but with extra twists and turns that would leave even the most seasoned plot-twister feeling a tad dizzy. Condition: Good. Yes, good! A term that is as ambiguous as the theories laid out in this tome. The cover may show signs of wear, perhaps indicating that it has been passed around like a hot potato at a family gathering. The pages might be slightly yellowed, not unlike the archives of your local library, but rest assured, it is still entirely legible. It has lovingly absorbed the fingerprints of its previous owners, each one a testament to the countless hours spent pondering the world’s great mysteries—or simply how to cook a decent pot of pasta while simultaneously trying to decode the text. As you wade through Pineiro’s conspiracy-laden narrative, you may find yourself chuckling at the sheer audacity of what people will believe. You might even find some theories that echo in today’s absurd social landscape, making you wonder if this book was, in fact, a crystal ball for predicting the future of misinformation. It’s a wild ride through a world of half-baked ideas, where every chapter could have been a blog post titled "10 Crazy Theories About Why Your Neighbour’s Cat Might Be a Spy." So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through a world of conspiracy and confusion, grab your tinfoil hat (or not, if you prefer to live dangerously) and prepare for a read that will delight you as much as it bewilder you. “Conspiracy.com” is not just a trip down memory lane but also an invitation to question everything—especially your choice of reading material. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only conspiracy is how we keep finding these gems of absurdity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3054/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/conspiracy-com-may-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Forge 9780812575057 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3049 Freedoms Journey by Rebecca Drury In the annals of literature, few tomes have dared to wander so freely as Rebecca Drury’s "Freedom’s Journey." Published in the illustrious year of 1982 by the ever-ambitious Banbury Books, this whimsical excursion through the whims of liberty is like a mid-summer’s afternoon tea gone awry—delightful yet slightly disconcerting, and with an ever-present chance of an uninvited wasp. One might wonder what constitutes a "freedom" in a book titled so grandly. Is it the freedom to question the fabric of society? The freedom to engage in spirited debates about the merits of custard vs. crème brûlée? Or perhaps it’s the freedom to ponder why one must endure the suffocating embrace of polyester trousers? Drury’s masterpiece flits between profound musings and seemingly inconsequential observations, leaving readers with a sense of yearning for answers that are as elusive as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Readers are invited on a journey where the path is as winding as the streets of a quaint English village, filled with unexpected detours that lead one to ponder whether they should have opted for a more straightforward read on the history of cornflakes instead. Littered with quaint anecdotes and a smattering of eccentric characters—each more confounding than the last—this book promises a rollicking ride through the kaleidoscope of freedom. Drury’s prose embodies a sense of irony that could make even the most stoic philosopher chuckle. With a flair for the peculiar, she tackles existential questions with a cheeky wink, weaving in practical life lessons that one might find scribbled on a napkin in a high-tea establishment or perhaps hidden in the back of a dusty cupboard. It’s as if Drury is saying, “Let’s examine our liberties, but let’s also ensure we have a biscuit or two on hand for sustenance.” As you turn these pages, expect to encounter a gallery of characters who embody the very essence of freedom, from the overly enthusiastic wanderers who collect stamps from every country, to the recluse who contemplates the freedom of solitude while surrounded by a hoard of cat figurines. Each vignette serves to remind us that freedom is an uncharted territory, often riddled with complexities that one does not anticipate when donning their adventure boots. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand literature means this book has been lovingly perused, possibly whilst sipping Earl Grey, leaving it with the delightful scent of nostalgia and the faintest hint of biscuit crumbs. There’s a light creasing on the spine that suggests it has been read at least twice—certainly a sign of a book that has found its way into the hearts of those seeking a peculiar escape. No pages are missing, and while the cover has seen better days, it still retains a certain charm, much like a well-worn leather armchair. For readers craving a jaunt through the curious concept of freedom as seen through the eyes of a book that knows no bounds, "Freedom’s Journey" is an amusing companion. Within these pages, you will find a delightful blend of the ridiculous and the profound, perfect for those lazy afternoons when existential dread pairs splendidly with a cup of lukewarm tea. So, should you find yourself meandering through the shelves of Crappy Old Books, do not overlook this curious artifact of yesteryear. It stands as a beacon of quirky introspection, beckoning you to explore the various freedoms that life has to offer—all while possibly questioning your choice of reading material and whether you might have preferred something a tad more straightforward, like "The History of Jam." https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3049/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/freedoms-journey-may-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Banbury Books 9780440027744 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3048 Above Suspicion by Helen Macinnes In the bold and audacious pages of "Above Suspicion," Helen Macinnes attempts to elevate suspense to dizzying heights, or at least above the average coffee table. First published in the swinging sixties, a decade renowned for both cultural upheaval and questionable fashion choices, this tome invites you into a world where espionage is as commonplace as a cup of Earl Grey, yet somehow more exhilarating than your average Sunday roast. Buckle your seatbelts and prepare for a cocktail of intrigue, as we explore the labyrinth of deceit, betrayal, and possibly damp socks, thanks to a plot so tangled it could rival a Christmas tree left unattended by a cat. Our protagonists are the kind of people you’d want to meet at a dinner party, assuming you derive pleasure from intense discussions about global espionage, international politics, and the occasional side-eye at the unsuspecting guests with dubious accents. Macinnes takes you through a twisty journey where trust is as rare as finding a parking space in London: one moment you think you’re perched safely on a charming ledge, and the next, you realize you’re dangling above a chasm of treachery that could make even the most stoic of spies reconsider their career choice. While the plot itself may flirt with absurdity, the prose is a delightful cocktail of wit and sarcasm, garnished with a twist of irony that would leave any reader questioning not just the characters’ motives, but also their own life choices—like why they picked this book up in the first place. As you navigate the numerous twists and turns, you may find yourself wondering if even Helen Macinnes, with her sharp pen and keen eye, was ever really ‘above suspicion’ herself. As you flip through the pages, expect a veritable buffet of tension and intrigue, laced with the kind of dialogue that would make even the most seasoned British thespians raise their eyebrows, if they could be bothered to act in the presence of such literary brilliance. Characters emerge and disappear with the grace of a poorly executed magic trick—now you see them, now they’re off to a shadowy corner of Prague, contemplating their life decisions over a less-than-stellar glass of wine. Condition: This particular edition comes to you in “Good” condition, which is a euphemism for “It’s been loved a bit too much and has seen better days.” Expect the pages to have that delightful yellowing that whispers sweet nothings of nostalgia, paired with the occasional crease, as if someone attempted to fold the book into origami but failed spectacularly. The cover is a bit dog-eared, much like the characters within, suggesting they’ve all been through a bit of a rough patch, possibly involving poorly parked cars and awkward silences at crucial moments. Now, if that doesn’t sell you on this charmingly chaotic work, let’s break down some of the more appealing features of “Above Suspicion”: A cast of characters so suspicious, they could form a small village of paranoid individuals. A plot that spirals like a poorly branded rollercoaster—thrilling yet slightly nauseating. Moments of unexpected levity that might make you snort if you’re not careful. Historical references that are more interesting than your average trivia night. Prose so sharp it could slice through the tension in the room (or your sanity). In a world where mystery novels frequently follow predictable patterns, Helen Macinnes dared to zig when everyone else was zagging, crafting a tapestry of suspense that keeps you on your toes—or at least shuffling nervously in your seat. So, if you’re feeling brave enough to take on “Above Suspicion,” make sure to grab it from the shelves of Crappy Old Books, where even the worn-out pages carry whispers of clandestine plots and half-hearted apologies. Dive in, if you dare, into the world of spies, secrets, and perhaps the occasional flat tire in the dead of night. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3048/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/above-suspicion-may-2025.jpg 8.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3047 Audrey Rose by Frank De Felitta As you meander through the bustling shelves of second-hand literature, you might stumble upon a certain vintage treasure: "Audrey Rose." Published in 1977 by Pan Books, this tale promises to be more than just a paranormal thriller. It is, in fact, an exploration of life, death, and the curious ways in which they sometimes intermingle—often with a side of the absurd. Frank De Felitta’s foray into the realm of the supernatural is less a straightforward narrative and more of a meandering stroll through a hedge maze where one occasionally encounters the odd ghostly apparition, likely dressed in an outfit from a thrift shop itself. The book revolves around a peculiar case of reincarnation, which, let’s face it, might just serve as a cautionary tale about the perils of nostalgia or, perhaps, the consequences of not reading the fine print on the soul’s rental agreement. It seems that a young girl named Audrey Rose is inexplicably tethered to the spirit of a deceased child, leading her unsuspecting family down a rabbit hole of existential dread and, dare we say, mild bafflement. Frankly, if you thought your family reunions were complicated, just wait until you meet Audrey and her ethereal entourage. This gripping narrative invites readers to ponder the very essence of identity while simultaneously raising eyebrows at the conventions of the living. With a touch more melodrama than an overcooked soap opera and a sprinkle of philosophical musings that may or may not have been inspired by a late-night debate over biscuits and tea, this book is perfect for anyone who enjoys a sprinkling of the macabre mixed with a hearty dose of irony. Frank De Felitta, with his flair for the eccentric, weaves a tale that begs the question: What happens when the past refuses to stay buried? It’s a bit like that old relative who shows up unannounced, ready to recount tales of yore that no one really asked for, but you’re too polite to shoo away. If you’re hoping for straightforward answers, better pack a bag because you’re in for a rather long and winding journey. As our protagonists grapple with the metaphysical implications of their situation, expect plenty of ponderous moments and philosophical dialogues that will have you questioning not only the nature of existence but also your choice of evening snacks. Did someone mention spiritual snacks? You’ll find the juxtaposition of the mundane and the mystical amusingly poignant as it reflects the absurdity of life itself. This book is not merely a story; it’s an experience—one that may prompt you to clutch your copy a tad tighter while reading it in a dimly lit room, preferably with a comforting cup of something hot. After all, what’s a little existential dread without a side of caffeine? Condition: This particular copy of "Audrey Rose" is in good condition, which is a polite way of saying it has seen things. The pages are just yellowed enough to lend an air of authenticity, while the cover sports the sort of wear that suggests it might have been cherished by at least one previous owner, who likely wrestled with their own existential crises while turning its pages. Perfect for those who appreciate the aesthetic of a book that has lived a little, much like its narrative. As you add this book to your collection, remember the whimsical charm of Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story that extends beyond its pages—a little like Audrey Rose herself, perhaps. Happy reading, and may your encounters with the supernatural remain strictly literary! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3047/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/audrey-rose-may-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330250238 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3046 Child 44 by Tom Rob Smith In a world where the grass is always greener on the other side of the Iron Curtain, Tom Rob Smith presents us with “Child 44,” a title that makes you wonder if you’ve stumbled upon a delightful tale of childhood innocence or, rather, a chilling exploration of a society teetering on the edge of paranoia. Spoiler: it’s the latter. Released in that glorious year of 2009, just before the world collectively decided to take a long, hard look in the mirror, this book serves as a reminder that even in the most oppressive regimes, the quest for truth is as dangerous as attempting to fry an egg in a rainstorm. Set against the backdrop of post-war Soviet Union—a time when reading the wrong book could land you in a gulag quicker than you can say "Dostoevsky"—“Child 44” thrusts us into the life of Leo Demidov, a man whose job is to convince everyone that everything is peachy keen. But, as you might have guessed, everything is decidedly not. Leo’s life spirals into a bureaucratic nightmare when he becomes embroiled in the hunt for a killer who seems to have taken it upon himself to disprove the government’s insistence that crime is a Western import. Nothing like a little tension to spice up your daily commute! As Leo traipses through a landscape littered with secrets, lies, and enough dark corners to resemble a poorly-lit pub on a Thursday night, readers are invited to ponder several existential questions. Questions like: Can one man’s search for justice survive in a world where truth is just another victim? And, why does the government always have a penchant for mixing up their polices with their politics? As we turn the pages, we might find ourselves wondering if Leo would have been better off tending to a nice vegetable garden instead. Alas, the thrill of espionage and murder is often more alluring than a turnip patch. Smith’s prose is a languorous waltz through suspense, weaving a tapestry of sinister plots and societal commentary that feels like it was knitted together by a very anxious octogenarian in a dimly-lit corner of Moscow. You might even find yourself questioning your own views on morality—after all, if your government says there’s no crime, is there really? Or is it all just a ruse to keep you from the good biscuits? These are the philosophical conundrums that “Child 44” delights in presenting, all wrapped in an ironic bow that serves to remind us that sometimes, the truth is indeed stranger than fiction. Readers will be thrilled, bewildered, and perhaps a bit repulsed as they navigate through the treacherous waters of Leo’s relentless pursuit for justice. It’s a journey fraught with tension, betrayal, and the very real possibility of being sent to the gulag for just about anything. So, if you fancy yourself a literary detective, strapping in for a ride through a very dark version of Soviet life may just be your cup of tea—or perhaps something more potent. But let’s not forget about the condition of this particular specimen. Condition: Good. This copy has seen its fair share of existential dread but still holds together nicely, exhibiting only the faintest whiff of stale Soviet coffee and the occasional smudged fingerprint, possibly belonging to a past reader who might have been more concerned with their own survival than the fate of Leo Demidov. Ideal for those who appreciate a book with some character—much like the characters within its pages. So, if you’re in the market for a gripping tale that may just leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about your own government (and your taste in literature), look no further. “Child 44” is the dark, ironic ride you didn’t know you were signing up for. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the past is always present and the books are slightly less intimidating than the actual history they depict. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3046/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/child-44-may-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grand Central Publishing 9780446402392 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3045 Marjorie Morningstar by Herman Wouk In the cinematic tapestry of the 1970s, where bell-bottoms reigned supreme and every third person seemed to be a self-proclaimed guru, Herman Wouk’s "Marjorie Morningstar" emerges like a quirky disco ball spinning at a tea party. Imagine a world where dreams are as ephemeral as a cloud of hairspray and ambition waltzes awkwardly with reality, and you’re halfway to understanding the curious concoction of this literary delight. Meet Marjorie Morningstar, an archetype for anyone who has ever felt just a tad out of sync with the universe. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill coming-of-age story, oh no! Instead, it’s a kaleidoscopic exploration of the life choices that lead our heroine from the comfort of her modest upbringing to the dizzying heights of New York’s bohemian playgrounds—where the coffee is strong, but the relationships are often weaker than day-old bread. Picture it: the 1950s, a time when people believed that a well-pressed suit could open doors and a saxophone could soothe even the most troubled soul. Marjorie, with dreams larger than the skyline of Manhattan, navigates a world filled with artists who wear berets, writers who smoke furiously, and a plethora of characters who are just as likely to discuss existentialism over dinner as they are to debate the best brand of pickles. If you’ve ever wanted to eavesdrop on a conversation that sounds more like a theatre production than real life, Marjorie’s world provides just that. But what about love, you ask? Well, fear not, for this novel serves up a buffet of romantic entanglements that are as satisfying as they are bewildering. Marjorie is often torn between passion and practicality, leaving readers pondering a question as old as time itself: can one really find true love while simultaneously trying to figure out if one’s career should involve avant-garde theatre or the far less glamorous world of office work? It’s a conundrum that not even the sharpest of minds could solve, but hey, that’s why we read, right? The writing itself is a delightful potpourri of wit, reflection, and the occasional existential crisis, all wrapped in a rich, velvety prose that floats like a gentle breeze in a summer’s evening. Wouk’s knack for dialogue is as sharp as a freshly polished knife, and his ability to capture the idiosyncrasies of human relationships is nothing short of uncanny. You may find yourself chuckling at the oddities of Marjorie’s escapades, though perhaps with a tinge of irony, as you realise that your own life might not be that different after all. Condition: This volume hails from the dusty shelves of Crappy Old Books and, like Marjorie herself, has seen better days. Sporting a charmingly worn cover that whispers tales of past readers, the pages are filled with the kind of yellowing that only time can manufacture. Expect creases, the occasional dog-ear, and perhaps a smattering of coffee stains that add character (or is it chaos?). After all, what’s a little wear when the stories within remain as vibrant as a summer’s day? So, if you’re in the mood for a literary journey that promises to be both quirky and reflective—where love is often as elusive as a well-prepared soufflé—look no further than "Marjorie Morningstar." It’s a whimsical invitation to contemplate life’s myriad choices, served with a side of irony and just a pinch of nostalgia. Perfect for the next rainy afternoon when you wish to escape your own reality through someone else’s slightly madcap adventures. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and become part of the Marjorie fan club—everyone else is doing it, after all! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3045/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marjorie-morningstar-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3044 The Hearth and Eagle by Anya Seton Picture this: it’s 1964, and your only options for weekend entertainment are a jittery kaleidoscope of black-and-white television and a long-suffering radio that seems to only play advertisements for denture cream and the latest classical compositions. Enter Anya Seton’s “The Hearth and Eagle,” a literary paradox that combines the warmth of familial togetherness—with just a hint of avian symbolism, if you squint hard enough. Set against a backdrop that might be plucked straight from a sepia-toned photo album, this book promises a cozy experience reminiscent of a table laden with overcooked vegetables and slightly burnt Yorkshire pudding. For those who adore all things hearth-related, you may find yourself captivated by the thought of damp logs crackling away, while a vague sense of existential dread simmers quietly in the corner. After all, what’s more comforting than the thought of a warm fire while contemplating life’s fleeting nature? The title itself could stir debate among literary circles. Is the ‘Hearth’ a metaphor for the warmth of home, or perhaps a nod to that particularly contentious family argument over who left the milk out? And as for the ‘Eagle’—is it a symbol of freedom, or merely a distraction for those who’ve run out of things to talk about at the pub? Seton seems determined to keep you guessing, much like a poorly written murder mystery where the butler is always innocent, but you can’t quite remember who had the motive. As you flip through the pages, you’ll find yourself mingling with characters who are, for lack of a better term, as lively as damp cardboard. Their conversations dance around the mundane, flitting from discussions about the proper angle to hold a teacup to the latest local gossip about Mrs. Thistledown’s cat. You’ll soon realise it’s less about plot twists and more about the slow, luxurious unraveling of time itself—perfect for those nights when you can’t be bothered to actually live your own life. What’s more, “The Hearth and Eagle” comes with all the stylistic flourishes of the 1960s—a period when authors felt a peculiar obligation to wax poetic about everything from the curvature of a woman’s hat to the exact shade of damp mud by the village pond. Expect long-winded metaphors that could have easily been trimmed by a few hundred pages, turning reading this tome into an exercise in endurance as much as enjoyment. But hey, if you’re looking to impress your friends with your vast literary knowledge, mentioning this book will certainly do the trick—if they can stay awake long enough to hear about it. Condition: This copy is “Good,” which in book vernacular means it has survived the ravages of time with only minor scuffs and the occasional coffee ring. It might have been lovingly read by a grandmother who insisted on marking her favourite passages, or perhaps it once accompanied a particularly moody teenager on many a rainy afternoon. Either way, it’s ready to embark on new adventures through the hands of another unsuspecting reader. So, if you’re in the market for a book that’s both quirky and ironic— like an old cat wearing a bowler hat while sipping Earl Grey—look no further. “The Hearth and Eagle” awaits, poised to occupy that niche space on your shelf between “How to Knit with Hedgehogs” and “The Complete History of Boring Things.” A delightful addition to any collection, this book is best enjoyed with a side of bemusement and a healthy dose of tea, of course. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and become the connoisseur of the curiously quaint! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3044/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hearth-and-eagle-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3043 The Palace of Love by Jack Vance Welcome, intrepid reader, to the mystical confines of *The Palace of Love*, a title that could either mislead you into a whirlwind of romantic escapades or plunge you into a peculiar labyrinth of existential musings—quite the gamble, isn’t it? Authored by the illustrious Jack Vance, a name that may not leap off the tongues of mainstream literary circles but certainly has a penchant for the eccentric, this 1979 masterpiece may have more layers than an onion in a soap opera. Published by Daw Books, the publisher whose name sounds much like a friendly avian creature, *The Palace of Love* invites you to explore a fantastical realm where love is perhaps as fleeting as a British summer. What could possibly be waiting behind the gilded doors of this palace? Perhaps a garden of bizarre sentiments, or a ballroom where emotions dance more chaotically than the guests. With Vance at the helm, you can expect a kaleidoscope of characters with names as fanciful as their intentions, zigzagging through a plot that is no doubt a jumble of whimsical, yet poignant revelations. In this whimsical setting, you might find yourself pondering the age-old question: Is love merely an illusion, or a compelling reason to keep reading? Is romance a palatial affair, or are we merely peering through the keyhole, hoping to catch a glimpse of something grand yet ultimately unattainable? One can only hope the answers await as you turn each page, even if the answers are as elusive as the Wi-Fi signal in a remote village. The cover art, featuring a montage of fantastical visuals that would make Salvador Dalí proud, promises a journey through a world where the laws of nature bend like the back of a tired postman. The spine of this book has been lovingly cracked—like the dreams of a hopeful romantic—indicating that previous owners have possibly wrestled with its contents before deciding that no amount of reading could ease their existential dread. Or perhaps they simply wanted to know what lurks inside the palace itself. Now, let’s take a moment to consider some of the unique features this delightful tome offers: An artful blend of absurdity and irony that leaves you questioning your life choices. Characters whose motivations are as tangled as a pair of headphones in your pocket. A narrative style that could easily double as a puzzle, if only you had the right pieces. Vance’s trademark prose, which might just inspire you to invent a new vocabulary of your own. Reflections on love that are as profound as they are perplexing, so bring a dictionary. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books means you can expect pages that may have been thumbed through in varying states of emotional upheaval. The cover retains its vibrancy, though it shows signs of having been held by many hands—some perhaps trembling with anticipation, others merely clutching it in existential despair. The pages are free from major blemishes, though a few may sport the occasional coffee stain, a testament to the many late-night musings this book has inspired over the years. In summary, if you’re feeling particularly brave—or perhaps just in need of a good laugh—*The Palace of Love* awaits you. It’s a book that dares you to confront the absurdity of human emotions while simultaneously serving as a testament to the enduring charm of the written word. The irony is not lost on us that a palace built on the foundations of love should find its way into the hands of those who frequent Crappy Old Books, where delights and oddities abound in equal measure. Grab a copy today, if for no other reason than to add an air of intrigue to your bookshelf—after all, the palace doors are always open, but only for the brave of heart. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3043/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-palace-of-love-may-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Daw Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3042 The Spy Who Loved Me by Ian Fleming In a world where espionage is as common as a rainy Tuesday in London, Ian Fleming’s delightful concoction, “The Spy Who Loved Me,” makes its entrance like a tuxedo-clad agent at a black-tie affair: suave, enigmatic, and a touch dubious. This 1967 edition from Pan Books, which you could almost mistake for a classified document thanks to its lack of an ISBN, is a masterclass in the art of not just spying, but also in the art of love—or so we are led to believe. Imagine, if you will, a plot that veers off the typical espionage path like a Bentley navigating a roundabout, taking unexpected detours through the corridors of passion and danger. Amidst the smoke-filled rooms and clandestine meetings, we find our protagonist, a bewildering blend of machismo and charm, who navigates both spycraft and romance with the finesse of a cat on a hot tin roof. One can only speculate how many martinis were consumed while penning this tale of intrigue, given the sheer amount of sophisticated banter flowing through the pages. But let’s not be fooled into thinking it’s all suave tuxedos and dapper debonair antics. This is a story where love intertwines with the perilous world of international intrigue, making you question if the heart can truly survive the turbulent waters of espionage. Will our hero’s conquest of love survive the next mission? Will he be able to keep his ties—both romantic and otherwise—intact? The answers, dear readers, may or may not unfold in a plot twist that would make any spy worth his salt raise an eyebrow in bemusement. In a book that promises adrenaline and allure, don’t forget to keep an eye out for the subtle nuances that jolt the reader from their comfortable armchair into a world of excitement. The author seems to revel in the absurdity of the spy genre, offering a cocktail of tropes that you’ve likely encountered while watching what has become a veritable smorgasbord of cinematic adaptations. The narrative is peppered with the kind of flirtations that could make even the most seasoned of secret agents blush, leaving readers wondering if they should be taking notes or preparing for a date night. Characters that might just steal your heart—or your secrets. Plot points that twist and turn like a double agent in disguise. Romantic interludes so steamy you might mistake it for a different genre entirely. Spy gadgets that could make Q green with envy. A narrative style that oscillates between playful and perilous, like a cat on a rollercoaster. Condition: This particular copy is in very good condition, which is a rarity for books of dubious vintage. One might even say it’s as close to mint as a book about spies can get, considering the escapades it has likely witnessed while languishing on various bookshelves. There are no suspicious stains or mysterious marks, just the gentle wear of a book that has been appreciated without being compromised by overly enthusiastic coffee spills. It’s the perfect companion for your next reading adventure—just don’t forget to check for bugs (and not the literary kind). So, whether you are a devoted Fleming aficionado or simply someone who enjoys a bit of cheeky espionage fluff with a side of romantic escapades, “The Spy Who Loved Me” is poised to deliver a reading experience that is both thrilling and tongue-in-cheek. It’s a whimsical jaunt through a world of secrets, love, and all the shenanigans that accompany a life spent in the shadows. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to be entertained, bemused, and perhaps just a tad confused—because in the world of spies, nothing is ever quite what it seems. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3042/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spy-who-loved-me-may-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3041 The Somme by Peter Barton “The Somme” by Peter Barton, published in 2006 by Constable, is not just a book; it’s a veritable time capsule housing the echoes of long-forgotten trenches, the scent of damp earth, and perhaps just a hint of mustard gas (which, for health and safety reasons, we highly recommend you steer clear of). Imagine a literary journey through the bitter, muddy remnants of World War I, where the author, armed with a pen and perhaps a questionable sense of humour, reconstructs the harrowing landscapes of the battlefields and the tales of those who were less than fortunate to call them home. In this brilliantly gritty account, Barton addresses the stalemate that defined a generation. With a style as sharp as a soldier’s bayonet and an eye for detail that would make even the most fastidious historian weep, he presents the war not just as a sequence of dates and events, but as a living, breathing organism, albeit one that prefers to live in decidedly grim surroundings. Readers can expect to encounter an array of characters, from the valiant to the utterly bewildered, all navigating the muddy waters—both literal and metaphorical—of trench warfare. What makes this account particularly fascinating is Barton’s penchant for juxtaposing personal anecdotes with grand historical narratives. You might find yourself laughing (in a somewhat inappropriate way) at the absurdity of survival amidst chaos, while simultaneously grappling with the sheer tragedy of the situation. No small feat when one considers the piles of dirt, despair, and questionable rations that characterised life on the front lines. But what does “The Somme” offer that a history textbook does not? A flavourful exploration of the human condition, of course, wrapped in witty commentary and an occasional digression that might leave you pondering the meaning of bravery—or at least what it means to have a soggy biscuit in your pocket while dodging artillery fire. Barton’s knack for storytelling invites readers to experience not just the events of the battle, but the atmosphere, the sights, and even the sounds (note: your internet search for trench sounds might yield some unexpected results). Here’s what you can expect from this intriguing piece of literature: In-depth analyses that could make your history professor shed a tear of pride. Moments of humour that might catch you off guard—laughter amid chaos is a coping mechanism, after all. Photographs and maps that could have you plotting your own misguided adventure to the battlefields (please don’t). A keen insight into the lives of those caught in the maelstrom, showcasing the resilience of the human spirit or perhaps just an extraordinary tolerance for mud. Footnotes that will make you question whether you really need to read them all (you don’t), but you probably will anyway. Condition: This copy of “The Somme” is in good condition, which is frankly better than the conditions experienced in the actual trenches. Expect the usual signs of wear and the occasional coffee stain, perhaps left by a dedicated reader who couldn’t resist a mid-lecture caffeine fix, mistaking their latte for motivation. It’s a sturdy tome, ready to withstand the emotional weight of its content while still looking fairly respectable on your shelf—or coffee table, if you happen to be one of those people who like to impress their guests with a casual yet curated selection of rugged history. In conclusion, if you find yourself on a rainy day with an urge for reflection mixed with a pinch of irony, “The Somme” is your perfect companion. It’s a book that invites you to ponder the absurdities of war while simultaneously reveling in the strength of the human spirit. Just remember, you can find it along with many other literary oddities at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every book has a story—even if it’s just one about being passed around at various second-hand shops. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3041/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-somme-may-2025.jpg 6.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable 9781845293994 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3040 Rowland Hilders England by Rowland Hilder and Denis Thomas In the whimsical world of art books that seem to have been curated from a yard sale at a particularly eccentric aunt’s house, we present to you "Rowland Hilders England." This delightful tome, published in the storied year of 1986, exists in a realm somewhere between a tribute and an obsession, perfectly encapsulating the romanticised splendor of the English landscape—often as vibrant and tumultuous as any British weather forecast. Rowland Hilder, the artistic maestro behind the brush, seems to have harboured a secret ambition to paint every single shade of green available to mankind, and perhaps a few that aren’t. With the deftness of a man who has definitely had more than his fair share of tea, Hilder captures not just the scenery of England but the very essence of British spirit: understated yet flamboyant, polite yet occasionally prone to spontaneous outbursts about the weather. His work, detailed as a genealogy of a particularly complex family tree, offers an astonishing array of rolling hills, quaint cottages, and, inevitably, some very cliché sheep. Accompanied by the insightful musings of Denis Thomas, who presumably was tasked with providing coherence to Hilder’s colour-splashed chaos, the book attempts to present England not merely as a physical space but as a state of mind. Thomas, it seems, was determined to prove that a love for one’s homeland could be expressed in more than just overly enthusiastic comments about cricket and the latest biscuit flavour. His prose meanders and dances around Hilder’s illustrations, creating a peculiar tapestry that leaves you wondering if you’re reading a book or indulging in a mild acid trip. In a delightful twist of irony, the book’s layout might have been designed by someone who believed that the chaotic nature of England’s weather should also extend to its publishing formats. Pages seem to unfold like a particularly convoluted road trip, with every flip revealing more layers of Hilder’s interpretations, inviting readers to lose themselves in the thicket of his lush imaginings. Each image is a portal to a different era, a different mood, and on occasion, a different region, as if Hilder himself was attempting to capture the entirety of England’s essence in a single, harmonious (if slightly disordered) volume. But let us not forget the practicalities! This book is, after all, a product of its time—1986, to be precise. A time when neon legwarmers were very much a thing and hairstyles were so monumental they could rival the architecture in some of Hilder’s own landscapes. The cover bears the light scratches and scuffs of its storied past, as if it has been whisked away through time, dodging the fads and fashions of the decades on its way to your coffee table. It stands as a testament to the fact that some things are worth preserving, even if they are delightfully weathered. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books translates to “Well-loved and perhaps slightly confused.” Expect a few dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain; these marks are merely hallmarks of character, proving that this book has journeyed through life, much like the landscapes it depicts—full of stories, quirks, and possibly a dash of whimsy. As you embark on the journey through "Rowland Hilders England," you might find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while simultaneously pondering the depths of British culture. Is it a travelogue? An art book? A guide to a peculiar little corner of the universe? One thing is for certain: it’s a perplexing and wonderful expression of the quirkiness that defines the English landscape. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we promise to find you the most delightfully peculiar reads, guaranteed to incite both joy and mild confusion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3040/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rowland-hilders-england-may-2025.jpg 0.99 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herbert Press 9780906969571 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3039 Great Campaigns of World War II by JB Davies In the annals of military history, there are few tomes as audaciously ambitious as JB Davies’ "Great Campaigns of World War II." Published in 1988 by the esteemed Phoebus, this hefty volume boldly attempts to condense the intricate tapestry of global conflict into something manageable—like trying to fit a marching band into a compact car. If you’ve ever fancied yourself a strategic mastermind or, at the very least, a sofa general with a penchant for war documentaries, this book is your golden ticket to that most noble quest: impressing your friends at pub trivia nights. Davies, with all the understated flair of a historian who occasionally wears socks with sandals, takes us on a whirlwind tour through significant battles, showcasing everything from the audacious landings at Normandy to the less-celebrated but equally chaotic skirmishes in the Pacific. Each chapter is a veritable buffet of military might, where readers can indulge in the juicy details of troop movements, supply line mishaps, and those moments when commanders must have wished they’d never left the comfort of their mothers’ basements. Yes, with this book in hand, you too can learn just how many ways a general can bungle a highly strategic operation. But fear not! For those of you who find yourself drifting through the chapters like a lost soldier on a foggy battlefield, rest assured that Davies’ prose is as welcoming as a Sunday roast. His writing is sprinkled with the kind of wit that could only be found in the dusty corners of a second-hand bookshop—perfect for those who enjoy a sprinkle of sarcasm with their historical facts. Expect footnotes that read like letters from an old friend and anecdotes that might have been embellished just a tad too much over the years. What’s more, Davies also dives into the underbelly of war: the logistics, the planning, and the inevitable hiccups that seem to plague even the best-laid plans. Perhaps you’ve always wondered how many rolls of toilet paper it takes to sustain an army on the move? Well, you won’t find that information here, but you will come away with a newfound respect for the unsung heroes who kept everything running, including those all-important loo breaks. As you traverse this compendium of conflict, you may find yourself pondering the very nature of war and what it means to be a “great campaign.” Are we discussing victories, losses, or simply the endless bureaucratic forms that have to be filled out afterwards? And let’s not overlook the fact that Davies’ choice of title leaves the door wide open for future volumes—perhaps “Mediocre Campaigns of World War II” is just around the corner, or even “The Great Oops Moments of Military History.” Though this book is undoubtedly a celebration of strategic prowess, it also serves as a reminder of humanity’s perpetual ability to fumble the ball at the most critical junctions. It’s a little like watching your favourite football team lose in the last five minutes; heartbreaking, yet somehow endearing. With pages splattered with maps, photographs, and the occasional doodle that looks suspiciously like a tank, you can lose yourself in the chaotic whirlwind of historical fervour. Condition: Gently worn and delightfully dog-eared, this copy of "Great Campaigns of World War II" has clearly been read more than a few times, perhaps while sipping tea or nodding vigorously at the television. Expect a bit of yellowing on the pages and the faint scent of nostalgia, with all the charm that only an older book can provide. Perfect for collectors, history enthusiasts, or anyone who fancies a chuckle amidst the seriousness of war. So, if you’re ready to elevate your coffee table game or simply want to engage in some light reading about humanity’s more chaotic moments, look no further than this treasure trove of military insight. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we pride ourselves on curating selections that are just as quirky and delightful as the readers who enjoy them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3039/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-campaigns-of-world-war-ii-may-2025.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phoebus 9780748101511 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3038 The Impressionists by William Gaunt Ah, "The Impressionists" by William Gaunt, a fascinating tome that invites you to embark on an odyssey through the dappled sunlight of art history, though not without a touch of irony. First published in 1995 by the venerable Thames and Hudson—because what’s more timeless than a book about art movements that were all the rage in the late 19th century?—this volume is the perfect companion for those who enjoy gazing at paintings while pretending to understand them. Who needs a ticket to the Musée d’Orsay when you have the literary equivalent of a half-finished croissant in your hands? In this enlightening exploration, Gaunt dives into the world of brush strokes and color palettes that would make even the most derisive of art critics raise an eyebrow. The Impressionists, a group of avant-garde painters who decided that realism was just too mainstream, are documented here with the flair of a man who has just discovered that, yes, Monet really did paint more than just water lilies. Expect a delightful mélange of artists who thought they could revolutionize the art world simply by slapping some paint onto a canvas and calling it a day. Who knew that squinting at pastel hues could be considered revolutionary? And let’s talk about the photographs, shall we? Each page is adorned with images that make you question your own artistic abilities—if only you hadn’t spent your formative years doodling on the margins of your math homework. From the blushing boldness of Van Gogh to the wistful whispers of Degas, Gaunt serves up an eye-opening buffet of visual nostalgia. It’s almost as if he’s trying to convince you that you, too, could have been a tortured artist if only you’d been born in the right century and had access to all those delightful paints. However, don’t let the glossy images fool you; this book isn’t merely a coffee table decoration. It’s also a treasure trove of art theories that could put you to sleep faster than a lecture on the socioeconomic impacts of 19th-century industrialization. If you’re ready to unravel the complexities of how a splash of color can evoke emotions stronger than your afternoon tea, you might find this book moderately enlightening. But be warned: you may also discover that you’ve developed a sudden appreciation for the art of the blurry. Now you might be wondering, what makes this particular edition special? Is it the weighty paperback cover that has seen better days, or is it the waft of nostalgia that lingers in its pages? Perhaps it’s the fact that it has been touched by the hands of countless enthusiasts, each one contributing their own aura of pretentiousness to its worn spine. You know, the kind of lived experience that brings you closer to the brush strokes of history, or at the very least, closer to understanding why so many people stood in eternal queues to appreciate these eccentric painters. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books translates to “perfectly acceptable for public display” but “a little dog-eared for personal reading.” You might find a few coffee stains or the odd marginalia scribbled by a long-lost admirer who, quite frankly, might have been better off sticking to finger-painting. But hey, who are we to judge? Your copy of “The Impressionists” has clearly been around the block and lived to tell the tale, like a seasoned artist reminiscing about their glory days at the Salon. In conclusion, if you’re looking for a book that will elevate your social standing at gallery openings or merely add a splash of ‘intellectual’ flair to your shelf, look no further. “The Impressionists” is your ticket to the world of art without the risk of actually having to pick up a brush yourself. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to impress… or at least entertain your friends with your newfound, albeit slightly dubious, knowledge of Impressionism! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3038/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-impressionists-may-2025.jpg 1.55 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500278499 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3037 The Beginners Guide To Floristry by Rosemary Batho, Judi Kay and Bernice Waugh Prepare yourself for an unparalleled journey into the world of floristry, a realm that, until now, you probably thought was merely a layered cake of petals and pollen. Enter "The Beginners Guide to Floristry," a 1998 masterpiece that promises to transform your horticultural naiveté into something resembling competence, all thanks to the esteemed expertise of Rosemary Batho, Judi Kay, and Bernice Waugh. Yes, three creative minds have collaborated to craft this botanical bonanza, ensuring that your floral arrangements will no longer be the stuff of suburban embarrassment. Slight water damage at base of book near spine, nothing serious but its a bit off putting if your collecting books, but hardly noticable if you don’t read it and just put it on a shelf. Perfect for a busy craftroom. Large hardback. In an era when mobile phones were still the size of small bricks and online shopping was reserved for the brave, this book unfurls its petals to reveal a thrilling array of techniques, tips, and tricks. Whether you’re seeking to adorn a kitchen table with a masterpiece that will frighten away all memories of last week’s fruit bowl disaster or planning to impress your mother-in-law with a bouquet so exquisite it might elicit tears, this guide has you covered. Dive into chapters that offer insights not just into the ’what’ of floristry, but the ’why,’ which is crucial if you ever find yourself questioning life choices while prying leaves off your neighbour’s shrubbery. But let us not kid ourselves; floristry is not for the faint of heart. It requires a certain level of bravery to wield scissors while grappling with the existential dread of choosing between daisies and dahlias. Fear not! Our authors, who clearly possess the wisdom of the ages, offer sage advice, ensuring that even the most hapless of hands can craft something that at least resembles a bouquet and not a compost heap. With their guidance, you’ll learn how to arrange, cut, and even condition your blooms—because apparently, flowers have feelings too, and no one wants to deal with a bouquet that’s in a bad mood. As you flip through the pages, you might discover an unexpected joy in learning the subtle art of floral colour theory. Who knew that hues could evoke such strong feelings? It’s almost as if arranging flowers could lead to philosophical enlightenment, or at the very least a brief reprieve from the drudgeries of life. And while you’re at it, you’ll come across a plethora of floral anecdotes, which may or may not provide insight into the authors’ own adventures in the flower industry. Spoiler alert: there may be tales involving a particularly rebellious cactus and a garden party gone awry. What makes this guide especially charming is its ability to both instruct and amuse. The witty commentary is not just icing on the cake; it’s the entire cake—one that’s been elegantly decorated with fresh blooms and perhaps a sprinkle of sarcasm. It seems our authors were aware that the road to floristry is paved with both enthusiasm and the occasional wilting blossom. By the time you finish, you’ll feel like you’ve earned a master’s degree in flower arrangement, if only in your mind. Yet, let’s not forget the practicalities. Floristry can be a costly hobby. You might find yourself wondering where to procure exotic blooms and whether you should really spend that much on a pair of pruners. But fear not! The book offers alternatives that may include raiding your neighbour’s garden under the cover of darkness or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, starting a community flower co-op. Why purchase flowers when you can leverage your connections for free blooms? Condition: Good. This copy has seen its fair share of floral disasters, complete with the occasional coffee stain on page 45, where it’s clear that someone took their newfound knowledge a tad too seriously during a coffee-and-flowers workshop. The cover retains an air of nostalgia, exuding a faint whiff of potpourri and triumph over wilted dreams. This is the perfect companion for anyone who wishes to elevate their flower game while cherishing the occasional imperfection. So, don your gardening gloves and prepare to uproot your preconceptions about what it means to be a florist. With "The Beginners Guide to Floristry," you’ll not only learn to create stunning floral arrangements but perhaps also discover a newfound appreciation for the art of making things grow—if only to impress the in-laws. Available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirks, oddities, and occasional damp pages of literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3037/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-beginners-guide-to-floristry-may-2025.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Merehurst 9781853917875 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3036 New York In The Thirties by Berenice Abbott Dust off your fedora and adjust your suspenders, dear reader! Berenice Abbott’s "New York In The Thirties" is here to whisk you back to a time when art deco was all the rage, and jazz reigned supreme in smoky speakeasies. Published in 1973, this delightful excursion is not merely a nostalgic romp through the streets of a bygone era but rather a veritable time capsule that begs the question: how did we ever manage without Instagram to showcase our avocado toast? Very large book, larger than A4, but only 94 pages or so, 94 photos. First published in 1939 and later reprinted. Paperback. Picture this: a city bustling with characters who sport hats that could easily double as umbrellas and coats that could house an entire small family. Abbott captures the essence of New York as it was drenched in the glamour (and grime) of the 1930s, when skyscrapers seemed to be competing for the title of “Tallest Building That Might Collapse at Any Moment.” Through her lens, you shall encounter the urban landscapes that would make even the most cynical hipster weep into their oat milk lattes. The book is filled to the brim with black-and-white photographs that could serve as both an art lesson and an elaborate scavenger hunt for the architecture enthusiast. One can almost hear the clatter of horse-drawn carriages mingling with the honks of early automobiles, all while the ghost of F. Scott Fitzgerald rolls his eyes in the background, wondering where his green light has gone. Abbott’s work is not merely documentation; it’s a spellbinding time-travel trip that rivals even the most bewildering episodes of Doctor Who. Should you decide to take this sublimely retro journey, prepare yourself for a feast of visual delights. Each turn of the page reveals a parade of street vendors, jazz musicians, and the occasional pigeon contemplating the existential weight of its existence. Abbott’s photographs serve as a reminder that even in the depths of the Great Depression, New Yorkers were masters of resilience, sporting smiles that could rival the skyscrapers in height. But wait! It’s not just about the architecture and the hustle; it’s about the people too! You’ll discover a collection of personalities that could inspire an entire season of reality television—if only reality television had been invented back when people still believed in the magic of a good book. From street performers to artists, these characters are the heartbeat of the city, reminding us that life, even during tough times, is meant to be embraced with wide-open arms (and possibly a slice of pizza). Condition: This book has seen better days but is in good condition, which in itself is a marvel considering it has likely been cherished and thumbed through countless times by curious minds. Expect the usual signs of age: a slightly yellowed page or two, the faint scent of nostalgia, and perhaps a quirky little doodle or two in the margins from a previous owner pondering life’s great mysteries while sipping on a cup of tea. As you peruse Abbott’s visual narrative, you may find that you’re not just looking at a collection of photographs but rather peering into the soul of New York. It’s a reminder that while times may have changed, the spirit of the city remains as vibrant as ever, always ready to welcome newcomers with open arms and a rather bewildered expression on its face. For your next coffee table conversation starter, consider this alluring artifact from Crappy Old Books, where the past comes alive in delightful disarray! So, grab your copy of "New York In The Thirties" today, and prepare to be enchanted by the city that never sleeps—or at least, sleeps a little less than most other places. Just remember to approach each page with a sense of irony and whimsy, for the past is often stranger than fiction, especially when viewed through the lens of a photographer who knew how to capture the extraordinary in the ordinary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3036/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-york-in-the-thirties-may-2025.jpg 6.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dover Publications 9780486229676 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3035 Creative Floral Arranging by The Home Decorating Institute Step right up, floral enthusiasts and reluctant gift-givers alike! Have you ever stood in the presence of a bouquet so dreadful it could bring a tear to a glass eye? Fear not! "Creative Floral Arranging" is here to rescue your wilted dreams from the clutches of mediocrity. Published in the golden year of 1997 by the illustrious Home Decorating Institute, this tome is your ticket to transforming bedraggled blooms into show-stopping masterpieces that could make even the most seasoned botanist weep with admiration—or at least mild confusion. As you delve into this floral extravaganza, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of arrangements that are as colorful and delightful as a Pepto-Bismol pink bicycle on a rainy day. With step-by-step instructions that may or may not require the use of twenty-seven different vases (because who doesn’t need more vases?), the book promises to elevate your floral skills from the dismally mundane to the artistically bizarre. A quick note: the authors might have had a bit too much fun with their color theory, so be prepared for some arrangements that resemble a modern art installation gone rogue. The book is not merely a guide; it’s a bizarre journey through the floral universe and a social commentary on the nature of beauty as perceived by those with far too much time on their hands. Who knew that the gentle art of flower arranging could be so fraught with existential questions? What does it mean to create? Why are geraniums involved in the process? And for the love of all things chlorophyll, can we please stop using plastic flowers? This book thoughtfully addresses these issues while suggesting that, perhaps, it’s all about the journey—preferably one that includes several trips to the local garden centre. If you’re looking to impress at your next dinner party or just want to distract your guests from the sad state of your cooking, "Creative Floral Arranging" is your new best friend. The book tantalizingly promises to guide you in crafting arrangements that scream sophistication while still whispering “I have no idea what I’m doing.” What more could you ask for? Perhaps a bouquet of daisies that doubles as a conversation starter, or a centerpiece that could pass for an avant-garde sculpture. The possibilities are endless, and so are the challenges—like knowing which end of the flower goes where. Charming chapter titles that will make you giggle and roll your eyes simultaneously. Step-by-step guides that may require a degree in horticulture you didn’t know you needed. Flowers that have mysteriously gained sentience and will judge your choices. Tips for arranging that may involve impractical items like glitter and unicorn tears. Ideas for creating floral arrangements that could double as space heaters—watch out for the dry foliage! Condition: Good, a little like the author’s grasp on reality—slightly worn around the edges, with a few dog-eared pages that whisper stories of past floral catastrophes. It may have seen better days, but like a resilient daisy pushing through concrete, it remains steadfast in its mission to elevate your floral game. Just don’t be surprised if the pages smell a bit like old potpourri—the aroma of creativity, perhaps? So whether you’re an aspiring florist or merely someone whose idea of home décor is hastily throwing some daisies in a jerry-rigged mason jar, this book from Crappy Old Books is the perfect blend of whimsy and irony. It’s more than just a guide; it’s an invitation to dance with the absurdity of it all, one petal at a time. Grab your shears, summon your artistic spirit, and embark on a floral escapade like no other! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3035/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/creative-floral-arranging-may-2025.jpg 4.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Creative Publishing 9780865731912 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3032 The Problem of Truth by H Wilsob Carr In a world teetering on the edge of existential confusion—where the truth is as elusive as a polite taxi driver in rush hour—H Wilsob Carr presents us with "The Problem of Truth," a tome that is bound to make you question not only the nature of veracity but perhaps your entire existence. Published in 1913, when hats were larger, and beliefs were more rigid, this book is a peculiar artifact from an era that was just beginning to grapple with its own contradictions. Small cloth bound hardback. 93 pages. Quite tidy condition. One can’t help but wonder what inspired Carr to tackle such a daunting subject. Perhaps he found himself at a dinner party where someone insisted the earth was flat, and he thought, “Goodness! We must compile these musings into a book.” Or maybe he was simply trying to make sense of the fact that people often confuse truth with their favourite flavour of ice cream. Whatever the case, you are invited into the labyrinthine corridors of Carr’s mind, where the only exit sign reads "Beware of the Dogma." As you meander through its pages—filled with hand-scrawled notes from previous, bemused readers—you may find yourself grappling with questions like: Is truth merely a societal construct? Or does it float ethereally above us like a helium balloon tethered to a child’s wrist? Carr’s spirited prose will guide you through an exploration of philosophical conundrums, where the answers often lead to more questions. If you’re looking for a straightforward narrative, you might want to take a detour to a more predictable genre, perhaps an instruction manual on how to operate a toaster. Readers have reported a variety of reactions to Carr’s musings, ranging from existential despair to fits of uncontrollable laughter. One reviewer noted that "The Problem of Truth" did nothing less than ruin their appetite for dessert, as every spoonful of ice cream began to feel like a betrayal of reality. Others have found solace in its pages, claiming it serves as an excellent conversation starter at social gatherings, right before the awkward silence sets in. It’s hard to argue about the meaning of truth with someone who’s just declared their love for pineapple on pizza. One of the more entertaining aspects of Carr’s work is his unyielding commitment to the art of contradiction. He argues tirelessly that truth is as slippery as a bar of soap in a prison shower, only to follow up with a sentence that suggests it’s as solid as the foundation of St. Paul’s Cathedral. If you’re someone who enjoys mental gymnastics that result in a mild headache, then you’re in for a treat. The book practically begs you to untangle its pretzel-like arguments. Condition: Good. This book has endured the test of time, having navigated the relentless perils of dusty attics and dubious book sales. While the spine shows signs of wear that might suggest it has been clutched fervently by those seeking answers, the pages remain intact and surprisingly legible—perfect for the aspiring philosopher or the curious skeptic. Expect a few marginalia, like the scribblings of a desperate student, reminding you that you are not alone in your quest for clarity. In summary, if you are seeking the ultimate truth about life, the universe, and everything in between, this book is not the answer, but it might just send you on a whirlwind of delightful confusion. With profound irony wrapped in layers of eccentricity, "The Problem of Truth" promises to be a riveting addition to your collection of second-hand curiosities. After all, what better way to explore the complexities of existence than through the riveting prose of H Wilsob Carr? You might even find yourself visiting Crappy Old Books again, just to see if they have any more literary enigmas that could further complicate your understanding of reality. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3032/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-problem-of-truth-may-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dodge Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3031 Most Secret by Nevil Shute In an era where the very notion of "confidentiality" seemed a whimsical afterthought, Nevil Shute’s "Most Secret" saunters onto the literary stage with all the subtlety of a British gentleman attempting to disguise a loud cough in a posh theatre. Published in the swinging year of 1969, when bell bottoms and questionable hairstyles were all the rage, this tome promises to weave together intrigue, espionage, and perhaps an unexpected tea party or two. But don’t expect any actual secrets to remain beyond the cover, as Shute seems rather fond of spilling the beans—much like your Aunt Maud after a particularly potent gin and tonic. Ah, the Pan Books edition! The cover art alone is a delightful nod to the popularity of psychedelic patterns, suggesting that reading this book might just be a mind-altering experience—though you may find yourself questioning if it’s the book or last night’s curry. The well-loved pages may carry the faint aroma of yesterday’s takeout, while the ink could be reminiscent of that peculiar smell one encounters on a damp afternoon: slightly musty but oddly comforting. In "Most Secret," Shute explores the murky waters of military intrigue, and if you’re hoping for a straightforward narrative, you might want to recalibrate your expectations. The plot is said to unfold with the elegance of a three-legged dog on an ice rink, leaving readers uncertain whether to cheer for the brave little creature or merely avert their gaze. With Shute at the helm, expect a delightful mix of dry wit and British stoicism—qualities that no doubt earned him a special place in the hearts of readers who appreciate the understated absurdity of life. Peering into the contents of this tome, one might wonder just what kind of secrets are most secretive. Is it the recipe for the world’s finest scone? The location of the last remaining custard pie? Or perhaps the classified results of a particularly intense game of charades? Whatever the case, the book is filled with enough twists and turns to leave readers scratching their heads and wondering if they’ve wandered into the wrong section of the library altogether. As you navigate the pages, prepare for a cast of characters who may or may not be as memorable as your last visit to the dentist. They come equipped with all the quirks and eccentricities one might expect from a Shute novel, and you may find yourself developing a strange fondness for even the most mundane of them. Why does that one fellow insist on wearing a bowler hat indoors? What is the purpose of the rather aggressive cat that seems to have taken up residence at the local pub? While the answers may elude you, the journey is sure to provide ample entertainment. Condition: Good—though this is a relative term in the world of second-hand books. The spine shows some signs of wear, which may suggest vigor in its past life, while the cover retains a certain charm that only age can bestow. A few pages may exhibit the occasional dog-eared corner, perhaps from a previous reader who simply couldn’t resist marking their spot after a particularly thrilling paragraph (or an especially sleepy one). Every crease, stain, and smudge tells a story that could rival the one encapsulated within these pages, making it a companionable read—much like that old friend who still insists on bringing up that one embarrassing story from university. So, dear reader, if you’re in the market for a book that will not only entertain but also serve as an excellent conversation starter at your next book club meeting, "Most Secret" fits the bill. Just be wary of any actual secrets that may slip out during your reading, lest you find yourself embroiled in a scandal fit for a Saturday night drama. Grab yourself a copy from Crappy Old Books, where every purchase is steeped in irony and a good dose of unpredictability—much like this very book itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3031/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/most-secret-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330202640 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3030 CS Lewis - Speaker and Teacher by Carolyn Keefe Ah, 1974! A year when platforms were worn with pride, and the literary world was busy churning out the kind of books you might find in a dusty corner of your nan’s attic. Among those relics is “CS Lewis - Speaker and Teacher” by Carolyn Keefe, a tome that would make even the most stoic bibliophile raise an eyebrow. It’s as if someone decided to immortalise the wisdom of a man who once held court in the realm of metaphysical musings and then threw in a dash of 1970s charm for good measure. Picture this: a young Carolyn Keefe, perhaps surrounded by a sea of shag carpets and avocado bathroom suites, pondering how best to encapsulate the essence of Lewis, a man known equally for his profound insights and his ability to baffle the unwary with philosophical riddles. This book is more than just a collection of speeches and teachings; it’s an invitation to explore the mind of a man who could send you spiralling into existential thought while simultaneously reminding you to pay your council tax. Keefe takes us on a whimsical jaunt through the life of Lewis, often blending the academic with the oddly anecdotal. One moment, you’re knee-deep in Lewis’s theological debates, and the next, you might find yourself chuckling at a story about him tripping over his own shoelaces while lecturing. It’s this delightful juxtaposition that makes reading it feel like a kind of mental gymnastics—a workout for the brain, where you can almost hear the echoes of Lewis’s voice as he reprimands you for not taking your education seriously enough. What can you expect within the pages of this literary curiosity? Why, a veritable cornucopia of insights that may, or may not, change your life. One could speculate that Keefe had a checklist before writing this book, possibly including features such as: A brief history of Lewis’s life, complete with the obligatory mention of his esteemed pals like Tolkien. Quotations that might just inspire you to don a tweed jacket and engage in deep conversations over tea. An analysis of his speaking style, which may involve a comparison to a particularly verbose tortoise. A sprinkling of anecdotes that may make you question if Lewis ever had a normal day in his life. And, of course, a section that reminds you to water your plants while contemplating the meaning of existence. The book is as much a product of its time as it is a tribute to a man who had a way with words—sometimes profound, sometimes perplexing, always memorable. You’ll find yourself flipping through its pages with the eagerness of a schoolchild who’s just been promised a trip to the candy shop, albeit one that’s stocked with an odd assortment of philosophical confections. Condition: The book is in good condition, which is more than one can say for many of its contemporaries. Its pages may be slightly yellowed, but they retain that charmingly crinkled allure, reminiscent of the last time you dared to pull out an old diary to ponder your past misadventures. The cover, adorned with a picture of Lewis that somehow conveys both wisdom and mild confusion, still holds up well against the ravages of time—much like the man himself. So, dust off your reading glasses and settle into your most comfortable armchair, preferably one that creaks a little for added ambience. You’re in for a treat, or at least an amusing diversion, thanks to the folks at Crappy Old Books who have kindly provided you with the opportunity to delve into this peculiar snapshot of Lewis’s legacy. Who knows? You might just emerge a little wiser, or at the very least, with an amusing anecdote to share at your next dinner party. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3030/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cs-lewis-speakker-and-teacher-may-2025.jpg 2.15 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340181218 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3029 An Only Child by Frank OConnor In this delightful little tome by the inimitable Frank O’Connor, the reader is invited to explore the mind of a solitary lad, much like an only child at a family gathering where everyone else has brought friends. As you leaf through the pages of “An Only Child,” you may wonder if O’Connor was attempting to channel the profound isolation of a Victorian ghost, or if he merely wanted to illustrate the perilous art of growing up without a sibling to blame for the occasional broken vase. Published in 1961 by Pan Books, this marvel of literary introspection is sure to ignite discussions about whether it’s more tragic to be an only child or to have siblings who have never learned to share. One might suspect that O’Connor, hailing from a culture that knows a thing or two about familial intrigue, saw the single-child conundrum as a ripe metaphor for the existential dilemmas we all face. Does being an only child grant one the freedom to become an unhinged artist or merely ensure an endless supply of solitary afternoons? With this book, you’ll find yourself pondering the awkwardness of social gatherings where everyone else seems to have come equipped with a built-in buddy. As you read through the pages, you might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of childhood logic, where a loose tooth is treated with the gravitas of a life-altering event. O’Connor nails the peculiarities of youth, capturing moments that oscillate between the sublime and the ridiculous, much like a child on a swing who’s too afraid to jump off but too bored to stay on. The author delves into the psyche of a child navigating a world that appears to run on an obscure set of rules, exploring themes of isolation, family dynamics, and the occasional existential crisis, all served with a side of wry humour. The prose is so engaging that you’ll be tempted to read it aloud in your best dramatic voice, perhaps even in front of a bemused audience of houseplants or your cat. And let’s not forget the eye-catching cover — adorned with what can only be described as a classic mid-century aesthetic — which would look splendid on any bookshelf, possibly next to other tomes that you’ve never read but purchased for decorative purposes. Now, let’s take a moment to consider the underlying message: Is being an only child a blessing or a curse? O’Connor seemingly teeters on the edge of this philosophical abyss, leaving readers to grapple with their own childhood experiences. So, whether you were raised in a bustling household resembling a chaotic circus or enjoyed the peace and quiet of being the lone wolf, this book will resonate on some level. Just remember: only children often have the best imaginations because we had to entertain ourselves. Thanks, Mum and Dad! Condition: This particular copy of “An Only Child” is in good condition—far better than the state of the author’s childhood, one might suspect. The spine is intact, the pages are relatively unblemished, and the scent of antiquity wafts gently from its edges, providing a slight whiff of nostalgia with every turn. Minor signs of wear and tear might even add to its charm, suggesting that this book has been loved in its own right, possibly by someone with an extensive collection of half-read books and a soft spot for literary musings. In summary, if you’re looking for a quirky read that delves into the inner workings of an only child’s mind while poking fun at the complexities of familial relationships, then look no further. O’Connor’s “An Only Child” is a perfect addition to your collection of books that will leave you pondering the absurdities of life long after you’ve closed the cover. So pop over to Crappy Old Books, where you can snag this literary treasure before it mysteriously disappears into the ether of second-hand bookstores. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3029/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-only-child-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3028 Tracing Your Ancesters by Marilyn Yurdan In a world where the specter of family trees looms large, Marilyn Yurdan’s "Tracing Your Ancestors" emerges from the annals of 1988 to tackle the age-old question: just who the devil are we all related to? Published by David and Charles, this tome is a must-have for anyone looking to unravel the tangled skein of their lineage, or, at the very least, to feign knowledge at the next family reunion while brandishing a dusty old book as a prop. Yurdan, a veritable oracle of ancestral detective work, guides you through the labyrinthine corridors of genealogy with the assuredness of a seasoned tour guide at a particularly dreary historical estate. With her no-nonsense approach and delightful wit, you might find yourself pondering if your great-great-grandfather was indeed a nobleman or merely a humble potato merchant. This book is your ticket to the past, though you may find it’s more like a ticket to a bus stop in the middle of nowhere instead of a grand castle. Inside, you will uncover a plethora of advice that might just make you the next big name in genealogy—or at least the family member who spends far too many weekends poring over dusty documents in the archive, while everyone else enjoys a sunny picnic. This book promises to unveil secrets, but beware, as you may discover that your lineage is less a majestic tapestry and more a patchwork quilt sewn together on a particularly chaotic afternoon. Readers will benefit from Yurdan’s deft instruction on how to navigate the world of census records, parish registers, and the odd bit of Victorian gossip—because who doesn’t want to know if their great-aunt Edith was a scandalous figure in her local community? The book also offers handy tips on how to avoid the dark abyss of information overload, which is as simple as avoiding the internet entirely. Yes, if you are keen on gathering family lore without the encumbrance of a million Google search results, this might just be the book for you. If you’re a fan of practical advice interspersed with a touch of delightful irony, "Tracing Your Ancestors" delivers. The chapters are peppered with tidbits that might just amuse even the most jaded of historians. Here’s a tantalizing glimpse of what you can expect: How to properly charm your way into local historical societies, even if your only qualification is a mildly interesting family story. Techniques for deciphering illegible handwriting that could make a butcher’s scrawl look like Shakespeare. Strategies for avoiding the family reunion where Uncle Barry insists he is a direct descendant of Napoleon. Creative methods for dealing with the inevitable foot-dragging of relatives who possess crucial family documents but are inexplicably resistant to sharing. Tips for making your findings sound far more impressive than they actually are—perfect for impressing the in-laws! Condition: Near Fine, which is somewhat surprising given the book’s propensity to incite both excitement and dread. It bears the marks of a well-loved second-hand book, with pages that may or may not have been turned by someone in a particularly fervent search for their own long-lost cousin. The spine is intact, and the cover maintains its dignity—if you can overlook a few minor scuffs which only add character, or perhaps a hint of drama, to an otherwise ordinary paperback. So, whether you’re a seasoned genealogist or merely someone with an unsettling desire to uncover the skeletons in your family cupboard, Marilyn Yurdan’s "Tracing Your Ancestors" is an essential addition to your collection. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we believe every second-hand treasure has a story as quirky as the people who once owned it. Who knows? This book could lead you to a long-lost relative—or at the very least, to a whole new appreciation of just how delightfully odd your family really is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3028/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tracinf-your-ancesters-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9780715390931 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3025 The Haj by Leon Uris Ah, *The Haj* by Leon Uris, the 1985 literary effort that somehow manages to blend historical narrative with the charm of a particularly verbose encyclopedia entry on the Middle East. If you’ve ever been curious about the intricacies and nuances of the Arab-Israeli conflict while simultaneously wondering if you might be able to use a novel as a doorstop, look no further! This hefty tome is more than just a book; it’s a veritable weightlifting regimen in a dust jacket. Published by Corgi—yes, that venerable purveyor of literary delights—this volume promises to whisk you away to a time and place where the plot thickens thicker than a Yorkshire pudding at a Sunday roast. You can almost hear the distant echoes of debates in the pub as characters grapple with their identities, faith, and, dare we say, an overwhelming sense of existential dread. The narrative is so intricate that it’s practically a labyrinth; you’ll be tempted to bring a compass and a map just to navigate chapter by chapter. As you turn each page, you might find yourself wondering about the book’s curious ability to both enlighten and bewilder. Readers have noted that it’s like a conversation with a particularly loquacious uncle who just returned from a holiday abroad—full of anecdotes that occasionally veer off-topic and leave you pondering what, precisely, you’ve just heard. The characters, rich and multi-faceted, occasionally feel like they’re auditioning for a soap opera about geopolitics rather than a serious historical novel. Their melodrama is reminiscent of a Shakespearean play, minus the eloquence, of course. But let’s not forget the delightful irony of the book’s title: *The Haj*. It’s a pilgrimage that invites reflection, yet one could argue that the journey through Uris’s prose feels a bit like wandering in circles, only to arrive back at the initial confusion you had at the outset. You may even find yourself scribbling notes in the margins, desperately trying to keep track of all the subplots that branch out like errant vines in a neglected garden. Now, don’t get us wrong; there’s still something endearing about this narrative behemoth. It offers a wealth of historical context, much like an overzealous guide who insists on stopping at every roadside attraction. It aims to educate, provoke thought, and perhaps elicit a vigorous debate over dinner—if you can ever find someone willing to discuss its complexities with you. If nothing else, it’s a surefire way to impress (or bewilder) your dinner guests. After all, who wouldn’t want to be the person at the table casually dropping references to Middle Eastern history while everyone else discusses their holiday plans? Let us take a moment to introduce you to some of the noteworthy features of this literary journey: Characters whose motivations are as tangled as a pair of headphones after a few months in your pocket A narrative style that could be described as a slow-motion train wreck—fascinating yet hard to look away from Historical insights that may leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally signed up for a crash course in political science Prose so dense it rivals the plot of a daytime soap opera, replete with twists and turns Footnotes that appear to serve as a secondary plotline, beckoning you to explore the world of scholarly citations Condition: Good, as if it’s been lovingly handled and discussed in the corners of various book clubs, leaving an imprint of passionate debate along the way. It boasts a cover that, while slightly dog-eared, still carries with it an aura of literary gravitas—perfect for those who enjoy the aroma of second-hand wisdom. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to be an adventure in itself—one that may or may not get you lost along the way—look no further than *The Haj*. Just be sure to grab a cup of tea, prepare your mind for an intellectual workout, and brace yourself for an experience that only Crappy Old Books can deliver. It’s a journey worth taking, even if you’re unsure of the destination. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3025/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-jaj-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552126144 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3024 Stories of the Modern South by Benjamin Forkner and Patrick Samway SJ Welcome to a literary jaunt through the humidity-soaked tales of the Modern South, where every page oozes with the delightful contradictions of a region that has mastered the art of storytelling, and perhaps, the art of exaggeration. In the year 1978, a duo of literary adventurers, Benjamin Forkner and Patrick Samway, S.J., decided it was high time to capture the essence of Southern narratives, weaving together a tapestry rich enough to confuse any needleworker. With Bantam Books as their trusty publisher, they presented tales that range from the absurd to the poignant, like a buffet where every dish has a side of grits. In these stories, you’ll encounter Southern characters who are as colorful as a Louisiana Mardi Gras parade—if that parade were held in a swamp and featured a few folks who had just emerged from a particularly long spell of introspection (or perhaps just a long spell of sitting on the porch). The authors invite you to meander through landscapes dotted with magnolia trees and barbecues, where every dialogue crackles with the kind of charm that only a Southern drawl can muster. But why should you pick up this delightful tome? Perhaps you’re feeling adventurous and wish to explore the nuances of Southern culture without the pesky inconvenience of actually visiting? Or maybe you have an inexplicable desire to read about the Modern South while perched on your sofa, sipping Earl Grey tea (not exactly the Southern beverage of choice, but we’re not here to judge). Either way, you are in for a treat—or at least a light snack. Nestled between the covers of this book, you’ll find tales that seem to suggest that the South is a place where time stands still, as if the clocks were set back to a moment when folks wore more hats and less sunscreen. The authors explore themes that range from the mundane to the mystical, keeping readers guessing whether they’ve stumbled upon a Southern Gothic novel or merely a collection of anecdotes from an afternoon picnic. In short, it’s a buffet of literary flavors—some may satisfy your palate, while others may leave you wondering what on earth you just consumed. But what truly distinguishes “Stories of the Modern South” from your average coffee table fare? Perhaps it’s the authors’ uncanny ability to blend the absurd with the profound, making you question whether the tales are rooted in reality or just products of a particularly vivid imagination fueled by sweet tea and a dash of moonshine. Here’s what you can expect: Characters whose backstories are more convoluted than a Sunday church service. Plot twists that could make a Southern belle clutch her pearls. Dialogue that drips with sarcasm—like honey over cornbread. Scenes so vividly described, you’ll want to invest in a mosquito net. And of course, a generous dash of the kind of irony that only comes from living in a region steeped in tradition and paradox. Condition: Good, which is a relative term when applied to a book that has probably witnessed more humidity than most readers. Yes, the pages may have that slight crinkle reminiscent of a long-forgotten picnic sandwich left in the backseat, but rest assured, the words are intact and waiting to whisk you into the often bewildering narratives of the South. So, if you’re ready to explore a world where the sweet tea flows freely and the stories are as rich as the soil they’re rooted in, consider adding this literary artifact to your collection. Who knows? You might just find yourself chuckling over the peculiarities of Southern life or pondering the weighty complexities of a region that manages to be both fierce and friendly. And if you’re particularly fond of quirky reads, look no further than Crappy Old Books for your second-hand adventures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3024/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stories-of-the-modern-south-may-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553114621 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3023 From Here To Eternity by James Jones Ah, “From Here To Eternity,” a title that somehow manages to suggest both an epic journey and a rather unfortunate ceiling fan malfunction. Published in the dubious yet bold year of 1972 by Fontana Books, this literary artifact is a charming reminder that some things—like a good book—never quite go out of style, even if they have a few wrinkles. This edition, much like a vintage wine left uncorked in a sunlit cupboard, has developed its own unique bouquet of charm and nostalgia, waiting patiently for you to uncork its secrets. In a world where time and eternity are often confused, this book dares to take you on a captivating exploration of human existence, wrapped up in the drama of military life. Picture soldiers lounging about, contemplating the meaning of life while surrounded by the chaos of duty—sounds like a perfect plot for a philosophical sitcom, doesn’t it? James Jones, with his unrivaled knack for capturing the essence of the human condition, crafts a narrative that feels like a long chat over a pint, punctuated by the occasional existential crisis. It’s like being stuck in a pub with the most interesting bloke you’ve ever met, who somehow also happens to be a little too obsessed with the intricacies of military protocol. If you’re expecting a straightforward tale of heroism and valor, you might be in for a surprise. Instead, prepare yourself for a delightful concoction of irony, camaraderie, and possibly a few too many unsolicited opinions on the merits of tea versus coffee. The characters might just become your new best friends—or frenemies—depending on how you feel about their slightly whiny yet endearing narratives. Expect everything from musings on love to debates on existential dread, all while trying to dodge the pesky reminder of impending warfare lurking in the background. It’s all very dramatic, but you might find yourself chuckling inappropriately at the absurdity of it all. As you turn the pages, you’ll encounter a cast of characters so vividly drawn that you may wish to invite them over for dinner. Who wouldn’t want to share a meal with someone who’s spent their days pondering the futility of existence while simultaneously trying to avoid their commanding officer? And let’s not forget the backdrop of the military—a setting where bravado meets vulnerability, and where every salutation can be laced with a hint of sarcasm. It’s a veritable circus of masculinity, interspersed with the kind of deep philosophical inquiries usually reserved for quiet evenings alone. Now, you might be wondering what kind of delightful oddities await you within this tome. Here’s a brief—yet utterly unessential—list of what you might encounter: More existential musings than you can shake a stick at. A robust collection of characters who’ve had one too many pints. Irony so thick, you could spread it on toast. A generous helping of military jargon that’ll make your head spin. The occasional ghost of a metaphor that really didn’t need to haunt the pages. Condition: Good. This book has seen some things—perhaps a few dusty shelves, maybe even a curious cat. Its spine holds strong, and the pages are as intact as that one friend who always insists on being the designated driver. There’s a certain charm to the well-loved creases and dog-eared corners that invites you to explore its depths, while whispering, “I have stories to tell.” So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to take you on a journey from here to perhaps not quite eternity but definitely somewhere interesting, look no further. “From Here To Eternity” awaits you, ready to become a part of your eclectic bookshelf collection from Crappy Old Books, where the quirkiest treasures are always a mere flip of a page away. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3023/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/from-here-to-eternity-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3022 The Golden Room by Irving Wallace In the illustrious year of 1989, when hair was big, fashion was questionable, and the world was teetering on the brink of a technological revolution that would later make us all question our life choices, Irving Wallace graced the literary scene with a curious tome titled "The Golden Room." Published by Dell—an imprint that, one might argue, was second only to your eccentric uncle’s collection of National Geographic magazines—this book promises to whisk readers away into a realm of intrigue, mystery, and possibly a bit of misplaced optimism. The cover art features a golden hue that not only dazzles the eye but also raises questions about what lies beneath its shiny surface. Could it be a literal room made of gold? A metaphor for the elusive nature of happiness? Or perhaps a cheeky commentary on the gold-plated superficiality of the late ’80s? Who knows! Wallace’s works often dance on the line between the profound and the preposterous, and this one is no exception. You might find yourself pondering the meaning of life, or at the very least, the meaning of the word "golden." As you embark on this literary journey through "The Golden Room," prepare to encounter a peculiar assortment of characters whose motivations are as opaque as a foggy London morning. One can’t help but wonder if Wallace was channeling his inner surrealist, as the narrative oscillates between moments of genuine insight and cheeky absurdity. Readers may find themselves chuckling at the author’s audacity while simultaneously questioning their own grasp on reality. Did this book predict the rise of reality TV? Or was it merely an imaginative fling with the absurdities of human existence? Whatever the case, the book certainly keeps you guessing. The narrative style is thick with Wallace’s trademark blend of wit and irony, a delightful concoction that can make even the most mundane scenarios feel like Shakespearean drama. Each page is a new invitation to ponder life’s most pressing questions, such as: “Is it too late to change careers?” and “What is the proper etiquette for goldfish at cocktail parties?” But wait, there’s more! Within the pages of this literary enigma, readers can look forward to an unparalleled exploration of the human condition, which may or may not involve philosophical debates about the nature of gold itself. Here are a few tantalizing morsels you might encounter: A heartfelt discussion on the ethics of keeping goldfish in bowls versus aquariums A deep dive (pun intended) into the socioeconomic impact of gold mining on local communities An unexpected cameo by a talking cat who has a penchant for existentialism A subplot involving a secret society of amateur gold prospectors Moments of sheer absurdity that may leave your head spinning Condition: Good. This particular copy of "The Golden Room" has seen its share of adventures, much like a well-loved teddy bear. It boasts creased pages that lend it a certain character, dog-eared corners that suggest it was once a companion on late-night reading sessions, and the faint smell of something between musty nostalgia and literary ambition. It’s a book that has lived a life, much like the reader you aspire to be. So, if you are looking for a pristine edition to showcase on your bookshelf, keep searching, my friend. This one is for those who appreciate the beauty of imperfection. In conclusion, "The Golden Room" is not just a book; it’s a whimsical journey through the absurdities of life, dressed up in the kind of prose that leaves you questioning everything from your morning coffee choice to the authenticity of your gold-plated accessories. Pick it up, give it a read, and who knows? You might just uncover your own golden room within its pages—all thanks to the ever-curious collection at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3022/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thet-golden-room-may-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3020 Staying On by Paul Scott Once upon a time, in a world not too far removed from our own, there existed a peculiar little gem of a novel titled Staying On by the ever-enigmatic Paul Scott. Released in 1984 by Panther, which sounds decidedly more thrilling than it actually is, this book offers a fascinating glimpse into the life and times of those who choose to, well, stay on. What a riveting choice that is, when you think about it—why leave when you can simply linger, like an uninvited guest at a party that ended hours ago? At first glance, one might think the title suggests a gripping tale of endurance, akin to a hamster running on a wheel with no end in sight. But fear not! Paul Scott has a knack for weaving tales that turn the ordinary act of staying into an extraordinary exploration of human nature—if, of course, your idea of ‘extraordinary’ includes tea-stained conversations and the occasional existential crisis. Picture it: characters arguing over the best brand of biscuits while grappling with the inevitable passage of time. Riveting! The novel unfolds in a post-colonial setting, a phrase that conjures images of dusty roads and sun-soaked afternoons, where the air buzzes with the fluttering of memories and the sporadic cries of bewildered seagulls. Scott’s characters, who are likely as confused as a squirrel in a nut factory, navigate this landscape with a sense of bemusement that might just remind you of your last family gathering. They are the quintessential reluctant stayers, stuck somewhere between nostalgia and reality, as if they’re waiting for a bus that’s never going to arrive. As you meander through the pages of Staying On, you may find yourself pondering some riveting questions: What does it mean to linger? Is it a sign of resilience or simply a lack of imagination? And why does the kettle always boil at the most inopportune moments? These inquiries are likely to flit across your mind like wayward butterflies, neither here nor there, much like the characters themselves. One can’t ignore the setting, too. The backdrop is painted with the brushstrokes of a bygone era, embodying a blend of charm and mild decay that could easily serve as a metaphor for the characters’ own lives. And as they ponder their choices, you might find yourself reflecting on your own life decisions, like that time you chose to stay in and binge-watch a series instead of going out to mingle. Touché, Paul Scott. Touché. Condition: Good, which is to say this book has seen better days but still holds enough charm to warrant a spot on your overcrowded shelf. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, perhaps a coffee stain or two, and the delightful aroma of aged paper—perfectly enticing for those who appreciate the scent of literary adventure mingled with hints of nostalgia. Just think of it as character! Besides, a few imperfections only add to the flavour; it’s like a well-loved pair of shoes, slightly scuffed yet comfortably familiar. In essence, Staying On is a delightful parody of human existence, wrapped in the warm, slightly frayed embrace of Scott’s prose. It’s a book that invites discussions about the meanings of life, love, and the frankly absurd nature of clinging on to the past. You might even come away with a new appreciation for the art of simply… staying. So, grab a cup of tea (or something stronger if you’re feeling rebellious) and settle in for a reading experience that’s less about action and more about reflection. Remember, if you’re in the market for a book that channels the spirit of languid afternoons and captures the essence of the eternal lingerers among us, look no further than this quirky offering from Crappy Old Books. After all, every bookshelf deserves a little bit of staying on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3020/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/staying-on-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586045855 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3019 Green Light by Lloyd C Douglas Ah, "Green Light" by Lloyd C Douglas—an enigmatic title that sounds like the name of a particularly groovy disco club, albeit one that lost its license in the early 1970s due to an overzealous fondness for neon. Published in 1955 by Peter Davies—a publisher that surely had its finger on the pulse of post-war existentialism, or perhaps just a knack for awkwardly mislabeling the contents of cardboard boxes—this book is an artifact from a time when the world was more about ’swinging’ and less about ’scrolling’. Hardback, good condition, with dustcover. dustcover has slight tear on spine at bottom and is missing a 1cm by 1cm patch and a bit worn at top of spine, but otherwise in good clean condirion. What lies within its pages is a mystery, much like the strange green light that beckons from the depths of the disco dance floor: it promises excitement and perhaps a touch of madness, but one is never quite sure what they’ll get. Douglas, with his masterful flair for prose, might have taken a stab at something profound here, or maybe he just wanted to write a gripping tale about green traffic lights and their somewhat complicated relationship with impatient drivers. Let’s not rule anything out! This is a novel that stands at a curious intersection—I mean, it’s literally in the title. Is it a metaphor for hope, a beacon of aspiration, or merely a case of Douglas having a penchant for all things verdant? Perhaps it was inspired by the time he got stuck behind a particularly obstinate traffic signal. The psychology of ’green light’ could lead to a fascinating exploration of human ambition, or simply a way to justify why one was late for dinner with Aunt Mildred. As you flip through its pages, you may find yourself pondering the deeper meanings of ambition, the intricacies of human connection, or how to effectively dodge the existential dread lurking just beyond the corner of your eye. Douglas’ characters may well engage in riveting dialogues about life choices as they sip tea and contemplate the fabulousness of green items—think green apples, green socks, or perhaps the peculiar charm of green beans. Who knows? The possibilities are as tantalizing as a mystery dish at a 1950s diner! In an era rife with burgeoning ideas about identity and purpose, Douglas deftly plays with these concepts, albeit with a tone that might skew slightly sardonic. This isn’t just a book; it’s a conversation starter for those awkward social gatherings where you find yourself surrounded by people who are inexplicably more interested in discussing the merits of vintage vinyl than why the ’green light’ is so often associated with yeses in life. So grab your cup of tea (or something stronger), settle into your armchair, and prepare for a ride through a world that may just require a good old-fashioned traffic report. Condition: Good. This book has survived the test of time, much like your eccentric relative who insists on wearing socks with sandals. There may be the odd dog-eared page, and the cover could be considered a vintage masterpiece in itself, featuring designs that could only be described as ’delightfully retro’. You might even catch a whiff of the past while flipping through—think of it as a whiff of history, or perhaps just an old library. In summary, "Green Light" is the perfect companion for anyone wishing to delve into the perplexities of life, potentially while perched atop a rickety stool in a dimly lit café, contemplating the universe and wondering why no one ever offers you a slice of that impossibly green cake. Will it enlighten you or simply make you hunger for more? Only you can decide! So, whether you’re an avid collector of the quirky and the curious or simply looking for a conversation starter that makes you sound far more profound than you really are, you can find "Green Light" conveniently offered by Crappy Old Books. Embrace the inexplicable charm of literature that has seen better days and may just bring a smile to your face. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3019/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/green-light-may-2025.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peter Davies no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3018 Morses Great Mystery by Colin Dexter In a world where every mystery is a chip off the old block, Colin Dexter’s “Morses Great Mystery” stands tall, with a monocle on and a cup of tea in hand, ready to serve up a delightful conundrum of intrigue and wit. Published in 1993 by Pan Books, this volume is a veritable treasure chest for those who enjoy the cerebral thrill of crime-solving with a side of British eccentricity. It is the kind of book where one can simultaneously ponder life’s great questions while chuckling at the absurdity of it all—because who doesn’t love a good whodunit served with a dash of dry humour? Promotional copy, 122 pages. Imagine, if you will, a universe where people don’t just stroll through life but saunter, pausing to observe the subtleties of the world around them. “Morses Great Mystery” invites readers into the labyrinthine twists of the mind, where each page unravels threads of deduction tighter than a British banger on a barbecue. Your dear friend Morse—who, let’s face it, is probably not as charming as he thinks—takes centre stage in this cerebral caper, strutting about with an air of confidence that could rival an insistent peacock. Readers will encounter the usual suspects—dastardly villains, bumbling sidekicks, and, of course, an assortment of tea-sipping locals who appear to possess encyclopaedic knowledge of everyone’s business. The plot twists like a pretzel at a carnival, leaving you wondering if you should perhaps take a day off from life to keep up with all the shenanigans. Dexter, with his expert hand, crafts an experience where the clues are crafted with the care of a masterful artisan, but also leave you questioning your own deductive abilities. You may find yourself awakening at 3 a.m. with the sudden urge to re-evaluate your understanding of Morse code—or perhaps just the Morse in your life. But fret not, dear reader; you are not alone on this literary escapade. Your trusty companions include: A detective whose hobbies include getting sidetracked and misplacing his reading glasses. A cast of characters so colourful they might as well have been plucked from the pages of a rather eccentric history book. A plethora of red herrings that swim through the narrative like fish in a barrel—only far more confusing. More cups of tea than the UK could handle in a week. A plot that might just leave you questioning the definition of ‘great mystery.’ Condition: Good, by some miracle of fate, this particular copy has survived the test of time and tea stains, and it even retains its original charm. Expect a delightful aroma of nostalgia wafting through the pages, mingling with the faint scent of that peculiar brand of British weather that nobody can quite pin down. A few creases here and there whisper tales of eager fingers flipping through the text, each bend a testament to a reader’s quest for the answer to life’s greatest riddle: why do we persist in reading books that make us question our own sanity? As you navigate through Dexter’s labyrinth of wit, you may find yourself laughing, scratching your head, and sipping a crumpet or two, all while embracing the delightful chaos of the literary world. This book is for those who don’t shy away from a little intellectual sparring and who appreciate that sometimes, the true mystery lies not in the plot, but in the curious characters that inhabit the pages. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey that balances between the mundane and the utterly bizarre, look no further than “Morses Great Mystery.” Available now at Crappy Old Books, where each tome has its own story to tell, and where reading is less about the destination and more about reveling in the quirks along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3018/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/morses-great-mystery-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330376426 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3017 Count Manford by Miranda Seymour In the illustrious year of 1979, when disco balls reigned supreme and questionable fashion choices were the norm, Miranda Seymour decided to grace the literary world with a paragon of what could only be described as “Count Manford.” This book might just be the literary equivalent of a mullet: business in the front, party in the back, or perhaps the other way around—it’s hard to tell. Either way, it’s bound to give you some serious existential questions about your life choices. Picture it: a soirée in the twilight of the 19th century, where society’s finest sip tea while pretending to care about the latest gossip. Enter Count Manford, a character whose very name sounds like he was born from the union of a pretentious art critic and a particularly verbose cat. Does he wear a cape? Perhaps. Does he have a penchant for existential musings? Absolutely. But don’t let his name fool you; Count Manford might be the least interesting thing in this book, which is both a compliment and a conundrum. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality. Is this a historical novel? A satire? A thinly-veiled commentary on the ennui of the upper crust? You might even ponder if Seymour was trying to poke fun at herself as much as her characters. Not that it matters—after all, one does not read “Count Manford” for clarity; rather, you embark on this journey to revel in the confusion, clutching your cup of Earl Grey as you ponder why you bought it in the first place. To further entice you, we present a selection of features that make this book particularly… unique: A highly questionable understanding of aristocratic life that dances between hilarious and tragic. Intricate plot twists that may or may not involve a squirrel with a penchant for espionage. Dialogue that sparkles with wit, though sometimes it feels like the wit is on vacation. Characters whose motivations are as clear as mud under a British rain shower. Thought-provoking reflections on love, loss, and the existential dread of attending yet another gala. Condition: Good, which is a euphemism for “you might want to pretend this is a first edition just to impress your friends.” The spine is intact, the pages are mostly uncrumpled, and while a few coffee rings tell tales of late-night musings, they add character rather than detract from the reading experience. A perfect companion for those rainy afternoons when you’re questioning your life choices—or just looking for something to prop up a wobbly table. Perhaps you’re pondering why you should add “Count Manford” to your collection. The answer lies not just in its dubious quality, but in the sheer joy of having a conversation starter. It’s the kind of book that will incite debate at your next book club meeting, with members passionately arguing that it’s either a masterpiece or a train wreck—and who wouldn’t want that kind of invigorating discourse? In a world overflowing with polished narratives and cookie-cutter protagonists, “Count Manford” promises to be a breath of fresh, albeit slightly musty, air. So, if you’re ready to embrace the absurd and give your bookshelf that much-needed dose of quirkiness, look no further than “Count Manford.” Available for purchase through Crappy Old Books, where every tome tells a story—mostly about how it ended up in the second-hand bin in the first place. Grab your copy today, if only to see how long it takes before you can’t resist sharing it with friends, just to watch their baffled expressions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3017/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/count-manfred-may-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099171805 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3016 The Encyclopedia of Mass Murder by Brian Lee and Wilfred Gregg In a world where the average coffee shop discussion often veers suspiciously toward the macabre, "The Encyclopedia of Mass Murder" by Brian Lee and Wilfred Gregg serves as the perfect companion for those who enjoy their casual chats seasoned with a pinch of horror. Published by Headline Books in 2011, this literary tome dares to tread where few other encyclopedias ever dared—into the dark and murky waters of humanity’s less-than-glorious past. You might want to brew a pot of something strong before you open it. After all, this is not your grandmother’s encyclopedia, unless, of course, she was a history professor who specialized in the gruesome and ghastly. One can only imagine the brainstorming sessions that led to the creation of this book. Picture it: two authors huddled over a pint, exchanging tales of infamous figures and tragic events, all while the pub’s ambiance livened up with the soundtrack of clinking glasses and low murmurs of horror enthusiasts. As they squeezed every ounce of morbid curiosity into the pages of their encyclopedia, they must have snickered at the thought of readers flipping through it in their living rooms, perhaps next to a cheerful pot plant. Truly, there’s nothing like a juxtaposition of tranquility and terror. As you peruse the entries, you may find yourself wildly entertained, possibly horrified, and most likely questioning the nature of humanity itself. This book is not merely a collection of facts; it’s an intricate tapestry woven from threads of historical narratives that read like a bedtime story gone wrong. Each chapter invites you into a world where history and horror collide, making you wonder if you should keep it on the coffee table or hide it under the bed, right next to your childhood fears. As you delve into its pages, you will uncover a literal buffet of information ranging from the well-known to the utterly obscure. You could spend an entire weekend engrossed in this compendium, perhaps even sharing some of the more outrageous anecdotes at your next dinner party—just be prepared for the awkward silences that may follow. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a conversation starter like "Did you know about the great mass murder of 18XX?" Condition: Good. This book has seen some action, much like the characters it discusses. Pages are intact, although a few might bear the marks of previous readers who were likely as entranced as you will be. The cover shows signs of wear—perhaps a coffee stain or two, adding an air of authenticity. After all, what’s a good read without a few battle scars? Engaging with this encyclopedia is akin to opening Pandora’s box; you’ll encounter a multitude of human depravity, all meticulously documented to satisfy your darkest curiosities. It’s a treasure trove for scholars, horror aficionados, and perhaps even the occasional casual reader who has always fancied themselves a bit of a dark historian. Just be aware that this book may provoke thoughts about the nature of violence, or at the very least, fuel your next existential crisis. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for something that straddles the line between education and macabre fascination, look no further than "The Encyclopedia of Mass Murder." It’s like having a macabre friend who regales you with wild tales over tea. Provided, of course, you can handle the subject matter. For those ready to explore the depths of humanity’s darker chapters—all while basking in the relative safety of your own living room—this book is a must-have. You can snag your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the motto is, "The crappier, the better!" https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3016/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-encyclopedia-of-mass-murder-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline Books 9781780332987 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3015 The Trapp Family Singers by Maria von Trapp In the golden year of 1968, amidst the psychedelic revolution and a growing disillusionment with the establishment, Maria von Trapp decided to grace the literary world with her very own opus, "The Trapp Family Singers." This delightful tome, published by Fontana Books, offers a curious blend of familial camaraderie, choral mischief, and a sprinkling of nostalgia that may or may not inspire you to don a dirndl and yodel at your next family reunion. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to share a living space with aspiring musicians who may or may not have their own ideas about harmony (and I’m not talking about the musical kind), then this book is your ticket to an intoxicating world of vocal shenanigans and sibling rivalry. Maria, the matriarch of melodious mayhem, recounts the trials and tribulations of raising a gaggle of singers who are more interested in hitting the high notes than following any traditional path of decorum. But wait—this isn’t just a book about singing! Oh no, dear reader. It’s a heady mix of anecdotes, life lessons, and a curious exploration of family dynamics, all with a backdrop of picturesque Alpine landscapes. If you’re looking for a riveting thriller or a steamy romance, you might want to turn back now, as the only suspense here lies in whether the family dog will join in the chorus or simply remain asleep in the corner. What can one expect within the pages of this engaging read? The kind of fables that make you question your own life choices, as you ponder why you chose to binge-watch another season of that reality show instead of honing your own musical talents. Maria invites you to consider the beauty of melodies that linger long after the last note has faded, along with the undeniable question of whether or not singing in perfect harmony is a prerequisite for family bonding—or just a whimsical fantasy. The book also offers a plethora of delightful moments such as: Unexpected vocal warm-ups that double as bizarre family rituals. Incidents involving mismatched socks and off-key singing that will leave you chuckling. Musical escapades that might just inspire a family talent show (or a hasty getaway). Heartfelt reflections on the joys and sorrows of life, sprinkled with the kind of irony only a family of singers could muster. Cheerful reminders that not all families are perfect, but that doesn’t stop them from hitting the high notes—literally and figuratively. Condition: Good—just like your sense of humour, this book has seen better days but remains sprightly enough to entertain. There may be slight yellowing of the pages due to existential musings, and a couple of dog-ears that point to particularly poignant moments. It has been lovingly handled by previous owners, who probably sang its praises more than they did in tune. So, if you find yourself yearning for a more harmonious life or simply want to indulge in the quirky chronicles of a family that turned their lives into a musical, "The Trapp Family Singers" is the book for you. It’s a delightful wreck of a read that will make you laugh, cringe, and possibly reconsider your own family’s karaoke nights. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare to be serenaded by the echoes of familial joy and disarray! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3015/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-trapp-family-singers-may-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3014 Exodus by Leon Uris Ah, "Exodus," a title that rolls off the tongue like a fine wine but also sounds like that one uncle who always brings up his travels to Israel at family gatherings. Published in 1965—when the world was knee-deep in existential crises and the Beatles were just starting to rock the planet—this tome by Leon Uris has been a steadfast companion to the hopeful and the hopeless alike. Its pages are filled with the weighty history of the Jewish people and the founding of the State of Israel, all wrapped in a narrative that could quite possibly raise more eyebrows than a particularly spicy episode of "The Great British Bake Off." Set against the backdrop of post-war Europe, this novel combines fact and fiction with a deftness that would impress even the most discerning of history buffs. Uris crafts a narrative that zigzags through time and space in a way that makes a game of Twister feel like a leisurely stroll. The characters are as colorful as the proverbial quilt of life, each representing a fragment of a larger, more complicated picture. You might just find yourself rooting for a fictional character more than you ever rooted for your own ambitions. Who knew that the quest for a homeland could be so riveting? Now, if you thought the cover was enticing, brace yourself for the interior. The pages are rife with Uris’s unique ability to sprinkle in history lessons with a side of drama, a sprinkle of romance, and a dash of tragedy. Be prepared for a literary rollercoaster that sends you soaring over mountains of emotion and crashing through valleys of despair, all while trying to hold onto your metaphorical hat. The peculiarities of the human experience are laid bare, and in true Uris fashion, no stone is left unturned—except perhaps the one under which your last good idea is hiding. One might wonder: what could have compelled a publisher like Bantam Books to unleash this opus into the world? Perhaps they were hoping it would become a classic, or maybe they just wanted to see how many people could fit a book of this heft into their beach bags. Either way, it certainly found its way into the hands of many a reader who was eager to explore themes of identity and belonging—like trying to find a parking spot in London on a Saturday afternoon, a task that tests the patience of even the most stoic among us. In "Exodus," readers will also encounter—much like an eccentric distant relative at a wedding—a cast of characters that embodies the spirit of resilience. These are the people who refuse to be written off, much like that stubborn stain on your favorite shirt. So, hold onto your hats, because the emotional stakes are as high as the price of a pint in central London. Condition: The book is in good shape, a term that in the world of second-hand literature can mean anything from “barely holding together” to “I’d still take it on a long train journey.” This particular copy boasts pages that have seen better days but are still eager for a new reader to give them a whirl. The spine may be a tad creased, like a well-loved sofa that has hosted many a gathering, but it is ready to be filled once more with the sighs and gasps of a captivated audience. For those who find solace in the written word, "Exodus" is like an old friend who’s always got a story to tell, albeit a bit long-winded and occasionally prone to rambling. The book is packed with enough wisdom, pathos, and a touch of irony to make you reconsider your own life choices, or at least your choice of weekend reading material. So, if you’re feeling adventurous—or perhaps vaguely masochistic—pick up this book and experience the emotional journey that is "Exodus," available now at Crappy Old Books. Because who wouldn’t want to navigate the tumultuous waters of history and humanity with a tattered companion in hand? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3014/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/exodus-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3013 The Elements of Style by William Struck Jr and EB White In a world where grammatical rules often resemble a rickety rollercoaster—terrifyingly thrilling yet accompanied by that annoying safety bar—comes a book that claims to be the unyielding harness of clarity. “The Elements of Style” by the illustrious William Struck Jr. and the legendary E.B. White is your guide to navigating the dizzying heights and plummeting lows of the English language, clad in retro 1979 Macmillan Publishing splendor. It’s not just a book; it’s a manifesto for punctuation purists, with an air of stern authority that would make even the most rebellious apostrophe quiver in its typographical boots. Picture it: a sun-drenched room, a cup of tea, and the occasional huff of frustration as you wrestle with the finer points of comma placement. This tome dares to tackle the titanic struggle between elegant prose and the chaotic realm of misplaced modifiers. You could almost hear Struck Jr. and White whispering from the pages, “You can do better!”—a sentiment that rings true, especially when you consider the literary abominations lurking online like hungry trolls beneath a bridge. But who are we to judge? The authors themselves have journeyed through the verdant fields of literature, dreaming of a world where "active voice" reigns supreme and “it is” is banished to the dark recesses of forgotten phrases. Their insights are like a well-chosen frame around a masterpiece—without them, your words might just be a smudged canvas, lost to the chaos of half-formed ideas and soggy metaphors. Not only is “The Elements of Style” a beacon for aspiring authors, but it’s also an astute commentary on the peculiarities of language that could drive a linguist to the brink of existential despair. With a dash of irony, the authors impart wisdom that feels like both a warm embrace and an awkward pat on the back, leaving you wondering if your writing could actually bear the weight of such high expectations. Spoiler alert: it can’t. But it’s always worth a shot, right? As you leaf through the pages, expect to encounter a cavalcade of aphorisms that will either haunt your dreams or inspire your next essay. Amongst the pearls of wisdom, you’ll find: The perpetual battle against the passive voice—may you win it with valour! A heart-wrenching plea to abandon needless words, for brevity is the soul of wit (and also a time-saver). Delightful anecdotes that will make you wonder if Struck Jr. and White were time-travelling literary ninjas. A glimpse into the minds of two men who probably never met a semicolon they didn’t love. And, of course, the obligatory warnings against the dangers of split infinitives—because who wouldn’t want to avoid catastrophic grammatical faux pas? Condition: Good. This particular copy shows the wear and tear that only several decades of existential musings can impart. The spine is creased, possibly from passionate discussions over the usage of "who" versus "whom," and a few pages have the kind of dog-ears that suggest someone might have taken a few too many liberties with their reading material. Yet, it retains all the essentials: the wisdom, the wit, and the warm embrace of a vintage paperback. Consider it a literary relic, ready to guide you through the murky waters of modern communication. So, dear reader, if you fancy yourself a wordsmith—or merely wish to craft an email that doesn’t induce eye-rolls—bid farewell to linguistic chaos and embrace the structured chaos of “The Elements of Style.” After all, in a world overflowing with poorly formatted tweets and cringe-inducing status updates, this book may just be your saving grace. Available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where we believe that even the most “good” condition books can have a quirky life of their own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3013/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-elements-of-style-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Publishing 9780024182005 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3012 The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson In the annals of human endeavor, few have ever truly captured the essence of the vast and mercurial ocean quite like Rachel Carson does in “The Sea Around Us.” Published in a time when the world was too busy conducting other forms of aquatic mischief, this 1961 tome stands as a beacon of reflection on the watery depths we so casually take for granted. You might say it’s a bit like peering into a fishbowl filled with existential questions about our relationship with the sea, all while someone insists on tossing in more glitter. Yes, it’s that sort of book. Inner pages are set in three tones, or rather, brown, white, brown. Imagine a world where the seas are as vibrant as a London street market, filled with life, conflict, and the occasional rogue wave that threatens to turn your afternoon stroll into a drenching spectacle. Carson, with her keen eye and poetic prose, invites us to reconsider the ocean’s role in our lives, much like a well-meaning relative who insists on recounting embarrassing family stories at dinner. You will find yourself navigating through discussions about tides, currents, and the rather enthusiastic creatures that call the briny deep home. But don’t be alarmed; there are no marine biologists lurking behind the curtains, ready to needle you about your ignorance of krill. Instead, it’s more like a philosophical jaunt where the sea is both a character and an omnipresent existential threat. Of course, what would a book from the 1960s be without a dash of nostalgia and a sprinkle of idealism? Carson’s lyrical musings serve as a reminder that the ocean is not merely a backdrop for our leisurely beach outings but a living, breathing entity that deserves our respect and perhaps a little bit of our guilt. One might feel compelled to don a snorkel and issue a public apology to a dolphin after reading this—if only to absolve oneself from the sins of overconsumption and the occasional beach barbecue gone wrong. The illustrations, while sparse, evoke a warm sense of yesteryear when books were a bit more… tangible. You might even find yourself admiring the ink smudges or the occasional dog-eared page, each one a testament to the various hands that have shared this text before you. It’s a delightful mix of scholarly gravity and breezy informality, a contradiction that only adds to its charm. You may find that the scent of saltwater wafts through the pages—or perhaps that’s just your imagination running wild. Either way, it’s the sort of book that can inspire a sense of awe about the great blue yonder. Just don’t expect to emerge from it with an entirely clear conscience, especially if you enjoy seafood. As for the readers who might find solace or enlightenment in its pages, expect a crowd of enthusiastic nature-lovers, the odd environmentalist, and likely a few curmudgeons who simply wish to argue about the state of marine biology. It’s the book equivalent of a seaside village pub where everyone knows everyone else’s business, even if they don’t quite know why the ocean keeps knocking on the door. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that lively debate over a pint or perhaps a cup of tea and a biscuit? Condition: Good. This book has survived the test of time with a few youthful blemishes—a creased spine from too much optimistic handling, occasional yellowing pages, and perhaps even a mysterious stain that could have been coffee or some ambitious attempt at ocean-inspired cuisine. Each imperfection only adds to its character, like a well-loved teddy bear that has seen better days but is still a source of comfort. Rest assured, flipping through its pages won’t cause any cataclysmic tidal waves… at least, not in the literal sense. So if you’re looking to add a twist of irony and a splash of irony to your reading list, “The Sea Around Us” is a worthy addition. After all, if you can’t have a hearty discussion about the intricacies of the ocean with your book club, what’s the point of literature anyway? Grab it from Crappy Old Books, and embark on a journey that’s part educational, part contemplative, and undeniably quirky. Just remember: keep your life jackets handy, and perhaps a towel, just in case. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3012/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/th-sea-around-us-may-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mentor Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3011 Anthem by Ayn Rand In a world where individuality is as quaint as a Sunday roast left out for a week, Ayn Rand’s "Anthem" emerges like a defiant flautist at a brass band competition. Published in 1970 by Signet, this little volume invites you to consider a dystopian future that is not just a garden variety apocalypse, but a full-scale opera where the arias of selfhood are drowned out by the clanging cymbals of collectivism. A tale so bold, it practically wears a cape and a monocle while brandishing a top hat. Estimated publication 1970. Back cover creases, but nothing serious. Meet Equality 7-2521, a name that rolls off the tongue like a mouthful of marbles. In this society where the term "I" is as taboo as talking about your tax returns at a dinner party, our protagonist embarks on a perilous quest for self-discovery. He is the ultimate underdog—armed with a forbidden sense of individualism and a flare for the dramatic. Think of him as the rebellious child in a family of conformists, the one who shouts “I am unique!” while the rest mumble through their scripted lives. This 1970 edition is not just a book; it’s a relic from a time when people were still trying to figure out whether bell-bottoms or platform shoes were the way to go—an era where the philosophy of the self clashed spectacularly with the commune vibes of the age. Rand’s prose is as sharp as a cheese grater, slicing through the nonsense of collectivism with the precision of a surgeon. Readers will find themselves either nodding in fervent agreement or throwing the book across the room in a fit of existential angst; there is little room for middle ground here. Each page is a journey through a landscape littered with the remnants of societal expectations, where the notion of “we” has been exorcised from the vocabulary. Instead, relishing in the deliciously tangled web of ideals, you will find compelling arguments that could make even the most ardent collectivist reconsider their life choices. You might find yourself rooting for Equality 7-2521’s quest for selfhood—after all, who hasn’t wanted to escape to a better, more individual-oriented life? Now, dear reader, if you are one to hold philosophical debates over a cuppa or critique the moral fabric of your local pub, this book will serve as your trusty sidekick. Keep it handy for those long train journeys or as a curious conversation starter at dinner parties. “Oh, Anthem? Yes, it’s a classic! Just like me!” you can declare, as everyone else chases after the latest celebrity gossip. Condition: Good—this book has seen a few spirited discussions and perhaps a tearful moment or two. The cover bears the marks of passionate readers, but don’t let that deter you; it simply adds character. The pages might be slightly yellowed—much like the philosophies contained within—but they remain crisp enough to inspire contemplation. You could say that the book has aged like a fine wine, only with more existential dread and fewer tannins. In a world that is increasingly trying to box in the individual spirit, "Anthem" serves as a rallying cry for all those who dare to think outside the box—or, at the very least, the beige wallpaper of conformity. The irony drips off each page like an overripe fruit, begging you to take a bite. So whether you are a seasoned libertarian or merely a curious soul wandering the literary landscape, this tome from Crappy Old Books is sure to add a delightful touch of irony and a sprinkle of provocative thought to your bookshelf. So don your metaphorical top hat and get ready to question everything you thought you knew—Ayn Rand’s "Anthem" is waiting to challenge your assumptions and perhaps even nudge you toward your own epiphany, albeit with an eyebrow raised in skepticism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3011/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anthem-may-2025.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3010 Bear Island by Alister MaClean Ah, “Bear Island” by Alister MacLean, a title that evokes images of frolicking bears and whimsical woodland antics. However, dear reader, do not be deceived by the name; this is not a fluffy tale of cuddly creatures engaging in friendly banter. Instead, it is a gripping narrative steeped in intrigue, perhaps with more than a smidgen of existential dread. What happens when you combine a desolate Arctic island, murder, and a cast of characters who could rival the most dysfunctional family reunion? You will have to read on to discover, but sit down first, as you may find yourself standing on the edge of your seat—or the edge of a glacier, as the case may be. If you’re expecting a light-hearted romp through the snow, think again! Our intrepid adventurers, a motley crew of scientists and misfits, find themselves embroiled in a harrowing game of survival on Bear Island, where the only thing colder than the weather is the atmosphere. The icy winds howl a warning, but alas, they are lost on our intrepid lot, who probably brought more snacks than sense. As they navigate through treacherous terrain and even treacherous-er interpersonal relationships, you might find yourself questioning whether the real danger lies in the elements or within their own hearts. Spoiler alert: it’s likely both. This 1973 edition, published by the venerable Fontana, offers a front-row seat to the dramatics of human nature, where secrets fester like old cheese in a forgotten corner of the fridge. The prose is as crisp as the Arctic air, and the plot twists are sharper than the icebergs looming ever closer. MacLean, who was known for crafting tales that often left readers gripping their chairs, takes us on a journey that could only be described as a frosty thriller sprinkled with just the right amount of treachery. You will find more plot twists here than at a yoga retreat, and you may even wish you had packed a thermal blanket or two to wrap yourself in during those particularly nail-biting moments. Of course, being stuck on an island with such an eclectic group has its perks—or so you might tell yourself while dodging bullets and unearthing dark secrets. The atmosphere is thick with tension, akin to a damp wool sweater that hasn’t seen the light of day since the last Ice Age. You might even find yourself sympathising with the bears, who likely prefer their solitude to the shenanigans of our poorly-matched cast. After all, who wouldn’t want to avoid a bunch of humans who can’t even agree on the correct way to brew a cup of tea? As you delve deeper into the pages of this intriguing tome, you may notice that the prose flows like a gentle stream—if that stream were made of frozen vodka and the surrounding countryside was filled with existential dread. It’s captivating, it’s perplexing, and it will keep you turning the pages faster than you can say “polar bear plunge.” You’ll laugh, you’ll weep, and, quite possibly, you’ll reevaluate your own life choices as you ponder what it truly means to be stranded on an island with questionable company. Condition: Very Good. This copy has survived decades of potential jaunts to the Arctic and back without succumbing to the ravages of time. The cover may exhibit slight signs of wear, reflecting its travels, much like the weary souls trapped within its narrative. Pages are intact, possibly creased from fervent reading sessions, and the spine remains steady enough to survive a polar expedition of your own imagination. It is a faithful companion that will not judge your reading habits, even if you find yourself gasping in horror or chuckling at the absurdity of it all. So, if you’re in the mood for a frosty adventure that marries survival with psychological warfare, “Bear Island” awaits you. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books, where the charm of second-hand finds is matched only by the delight of discovering what lies beneath the surface—both in the text and in the frigid waters surrounding Bear Island. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3010/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bear-island-may-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3008 The Corinthian by Georgette Heyer If you’ve ever found yourself pondering what might happen if Jane Austen had a mischievous streak and decided to throw in a dash of slightly scandalous antics, then “The Corinthian” by Georgette Heyer is the literary equivalent of that thought bubble. Published in 1971 by Pan Books—when bell-bottoms and disco were all the rage, but the Regency era still held a certain allure—this novel promises to be an unexpected jaunt through the prim and proper world of the early 19th century, albeit with a cheeky twist that only Heyer could conjure. Our protagonist, the titular Corinthian himself, is not just a man of society; he is a man of leisure, or perhaps, a man of leisure who has lost his mind to the charms of frivolity and adventure. One can almost picture him reclining on a hastily thrown chaise lounge, monocle in place and a glass of something far too sweet in hand, pondering the fickle nature of fortune and fancy. In the midst of society balls and tea parties, our hero presumably embarks on escapades that lead him far beyond the confines of polite society, where the dialogue sparkles brighter than a chandelier in a drafty manor. Who needs a plot summary when you have a title like “The Corinthian”? Surely, one can only expect mischievous plots and bewildering encounters! The book, much like its audience, boasts an air of sophistication mixed with a hint of absurdity. One can imagine the characters engaging in witty repartee that makes even the most mundane of events seem like a daring escapade. The dance of societal expectations and personal desires unfolds with the grace of an overzealous debutante tripping in her too-tight corset. Readers may find themselves chuckling at the absurdity of it all, perhaps reflecting on their own lives of relative dullness in a world where the most scandalous behaviour is deciding to wear mismatched socks. And as you dig into this delightful tome, you might find yourself pondering vital questions like: “What constitutes a true Corinthian?” Is it the ability to charm the pants off a lady at a ball, or perhaps the audacity to engage in an unchaperoned adventure? With every turn of the page, readers are met with an ironic twist that will likely leave them both amused and bemused, wondering how on earth such antics could ever be taken seriously in a world governed by such rigid decorum. Now, let’s get to the nitty-gritty. For all its charm, “The Corinthian” comes with a strong disclaimer about the vagaries of second-hand literature. Condition: Good, which is probably a euphemism for “this book has seen things.” You may encounter dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain that adds character (or worse, a reminder of a prior reader’s unfortunate caffeine addiction). But fear not! Each imperfection tells a tale, much like our dear protagonist, navigating the ups and downs of life. What can you expect from “The Corinthian”? Well, brace yourself for a whirlwind of hilariously improbable situations, flirtations that could cause a fainting spell or two, and an ending that, while probably predictable, will leave you satisfied in a way that only a classic Regency romp can. Prepare for a whirlwind of high society antics, where manners are as crucial as a well-timed witticism. And let’s not forget the suspense—will our Corinthian find love, or will he merely find himself in a series of increasingly ridiculous situations? Only time (and a few cups of tea) will tell! In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that is equal parts charming and preposterous, “The Corinthian” is your go-to. Perfect for fans of historical romance who appreciate a touch of irony, it’s a delightful find at Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand title has a story of its own—both on and off the page. So grab your reading glasses, don your fanciest period attire (or not), and prepare for a rollicking read that dances around the edges of propriety! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3008/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-corinthian-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330102858 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3007 Operation Petrograd by Nick Carter Step right up, dear reader, and brace yourself for a rollicking ride through the glitzy, glittering chaos of 1980s espionage! "Operation Petrograd" by Nick Carter promises a thrilling jaunt through a world where spy craft meets the absurdity of Cold War tensions, all wrapped up in the kind of packaging you might find on a half-finished jigsaw puzzle sitting forlornly in the attic. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to navigate the treacherous waters of international intrigue while sporting questionable fashion choices and a suspiciously large collection of puns, then this book is most certainly for you. Our hero—armed with little more than a cunning plan, a penchant for dramatic exits, and what seems to be an endless supply of cheesy one-liners—embarks on a mission that promises to be as convoluted as a family tree in a soap opera. Set against the backdrop of the mysterious and enigmatic Petrograd (which you might know better as St. Petersburg unless you’re particularly fond of retro naming conventions), this novel takes you on a whimsical journey where every corner might harbor a KGB agent or a bewildered tourist clutching a guidebook that’s two decades out of date. What can you expect from "Operation Petrograd"? For starters, you’ll be thrust into a wildly concocted plot that combines realism with an unparalleled level of absurdity. You might just find yourself scratching your head and wondering if Carter had a secret bet with a unicorn over how many clichés he could squeeze into one book. But fear not, for this literary escapade is packed full of delightful quirks that only a true 1980s spy thriller could muster! Unlikely alliances formed over cups of lukewarm tea Two-dimensional villains who cackled too much Clandestine meetings in locations clearly chosen by a committee of blindfolded monkeys More plot twists than a pretzel factory A glossary of outdated slang that may leave you baffled As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality, or at the very least, asking yourself if you’ve accidentally stepped into a low-budget film adaptation. Each chapter unfolds with the kind of pacing that would make even a caffeinated squirrel look like a sloth in slow motion. Just when you think you’ve deciphered the complexities of the plot, Carter throws in a revelation that rivals a surprise family reunion at a 1970s disco party. Condition: This particular copy comes in "good" condition, which in the realm of second-hand books translates to a somewhat charming level of wear and tear. Expect the occasional coffee stain, perhaps a few dog-eared pages, and even a lingering whiff of that indescribable aroma that can only be attributed to years of being shelved next to a particularly fragrant potpourri. The cover might have a few scratches, giving it the kind of character that only a well-loved book can boast, much like a trusty old armchair that’s seen too many late-night snacks and questionable Netflix choices. So if you’re ready to explore the paradox of reading a book that is both ludicrous and strangely captivating, grab your copy of "Operation Petrograd" today! You’ll be able to impress your friends with your knowledge of obscure Cold War trivia, all while indulging in the delicious irony of it being sold by Crappy Old Books. Who said the past was boring? Dive into this delightful mess of espionage, and prepare to be both entertained and confused—separately, preferably. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3007/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/operation-petrograd-may-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter 9780441572892 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3006 Our Agent In Rome Is Missing by Nick Carter In a world where espionage reigns supreme and a decent martini can make or break a covert operation, Nick Carter’s "Our Agent In Rome Is Missing" beckons you to a turbulent 1973, where intrigue is as common as a cup of lukewarm tea. With a title so tantalizingly vague, one wonders if the missing agent is simply off enjoying a plate of spaghetti in a clandestine trattoria or has been caught in a web of deceit so sticky that even the finest Italian gelato would struggle to get him out. Has some vintage cellotape repair to spine. Presumably penned in the midst of Cold War paranoia, this paperback relic from Award Books showcases the author’s knack for weaving a conspiracy thick enough to rival a well-loved lasagna. Readers may find themselves pondering the existential dread of a spy whose main concern seems to be whether his favourite café has run out of cannoli, rather than the fate of the free world. It’s this delightful blend of absurdity and tension that keeps you guessing: will he find the agent, or will he simply find himself knee-deep in marinara sauce? The book invites you to experience Rome not as a tourist, but as a bumbling agent whose greatest fear is that his cover might be blown—perhaps by an explicit sign reading “Tourist Trap Ahead.” It’s filled with all the trappings of a vintage spy novel: secret codes, mysterious strangers lurking in shadowy corners, and enough plot twists to leave your head spinning like a classic Vespa. This is the kind of literature that makes you question whether you’re reading a thrilling adventure or an elaborate recipe for disaster. As you venture through the pages, expect to encounter: Characters so well-drawn you might mistake them for your eccentric relatives. A plot so convoluted, it could serve as the blueprint for a particularly fancy pasta dish. Dialogue that crackles with witty banter, akin to the sound of a well-timed espresso machine. Romantic entanglements that might require a scorecard to keep track of the players. Descriptions of Rome that make you wonder if the author ever left his desk or just imagined it all while staring at a postcard. Condition: You’ll find this book in good condition—just like that slightly battered but utterly charming café that serves the best coffee in town. Pages may show signs of age, perhaps with a few dog-eared corners that hint at its well-loved status. The cover, while not pristine, adds character, much like a well-placed stain on a tablecloth tells tales of countless meals shared and stories exchanged. In a literary landscape often drowned in gloom, "Our Agent In Rome Is Missing" serves as a reminder that, while we may be living in a world rife with uncertainty, there’s always room for a good chuckle (and a slice of pizza). Whether you’re a seasoned spy novel aficionado or merely looking for a read that will distract you from the mundanity of existence, this delightful artifact from Crappy Old Books is sure to tickle your fancy and possibly inspire a craving for Italian cuisine. Grab it today and let the espionage escapades unfold, accompanied by a side of panache and a pinch of irony! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3006/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/our-agent-in-rome-is-missing-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Award Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3005 Drugs - Medical Psychological and Social Facts by Peter Laurie Ah, "Drugs - Medical, Psychological and Social Facts" by Peter Laurie, a title that rolls off the tongue like a badly crafted tongue twister. Published in the halcyon days of 1971, when bell-bottoms were in fashion and the world was far more interested in the latest Beatles album than the latest medical findings, this tome promises to be a veritable cauldron of knowledge bubbling over with insights about substances that were either the key to enlightenment or the bane of existence—sometimes both, as is often the case with such things. Imagine, if you will, a time when the most controversial thing you could do was discuss drug use openly over a cup of tea in a faux-bohemian café. This book ventures into the murky waters of the medical, psychological, and social implications of drugs with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. It’s like being invited to a dinner party where the main course is a debate over the merits of hallucinogens while the host tries to convince you that the wallpaper is talking back. Laurie’s work is an exploration of a world where medical professionals and experimental psychologists donned their lab coats and rolled into the fiery pits of human experience to dissect the various effects of drugs. Do we really know what we’re putting in our bodies? Does smoking a little something-something help you find your inner self, or does it merely lead you to the bottom of the couch cushions? These are the kinds of questions that, despite being posed in a world of polyester and optimism, still resonate today, albeit with a bit more existential dread attached. This book is essentially a time capsule, packed with the author’s observations, research, and opinions—crafted with care and perhaps a touch of the counterculture spirit. It would not be out of place to pull it off the shelf and read passages aloud at your next social gathering, preferably while sporting some groovy 70s fashion. Your friends will either find you the most fascinating person in the room or slowly back away, feigning interest in the avocado toast. Either way, you win. In a world where social media influencers parade their knowledge of ’wellness’ and ’mindfulness’ like peacocks, Laurie’s take on drugs serves as a nostalgic reminder that the conversation has been going on much longer than we care to admit. After all, it seems every generation must wrestle with the idea of what constitutes “acceptable” behavior when it comes to substances that alter the mind and body. But wait—there’s more! Within these pages, you will uncover the layered complexities surrounding drug use, from the societal stigmas and medical debates to the psychological ramifications that can leave one pondering their very existence. It’s like a philosophical buffet where every dish is a little too spicy, leaving you both enlightened and mildly regretting your choices. You may find yourself thinking: "Who knew drugs could be so... academic?" Condition: Good. This means you may encounter some dog-eared pages, perhaps a rogue coffee stain or two, and a few annotations in the margins that could either be deep philosophical musings or the random thoughts of a slightly confused reader. It adds character, much like the peculiar neighbor who insists on wearing socks with sandals but is somehow endearing nonetheless. Explore the radical social changes of the 70s. Delve into psychological theories that may still apply today. Understand the medical community’s evolving perspective on drugs. Marvel at the outdated yet charmingly earnest writing style. Get a glimpse of what it was like before the rise of the internet debates. So, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous and want to dip your toes into the wild waters of drug-related discourse, this book is an odd but fascinating choice. Get your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the past is always just a page away, and remember: knowledge is power, even if it comes with a side of existential crisis. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3005/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drugs-medical-psychological-and-social-facts=may=2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican 9780140211047 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3004 The Critical Sense by James Reeves In a world where the term “critical sense” is thrown around as casually as a soggy biscuit at a tea party, James Reeves emerges in 1968 with a collection of thoughts that might just have you questioning your own faculties. Published by Heinemann Educational Books, this tome seeks to navigate the murky waters of intellectualism with all the grace of a hippo in a tutu. With no ISBN to be found, one could speculate that the book is either an avant-garde masterpiece or the result of a rather ambitious typographical error. Hardback, hardly read, reasonable dustcover with some tears to front as seen. Ex-schoolbook from Forest Hill School, Dacres Road, SE23 Fear not, dear reader! For within these pages lies the essence of an era that was continuously trying—not always successfully—to make sense of its own critical abilities. Reeves, a man undoubtedly blessed with the kind of insight that could make a potato blush, dives headfirst into the intricacies of perception, evaluation, and the peculiar quirks of human thought. The reader is invited to ponder what it means to possess a sense so critical, one might wonder if that ever-so-polite British sensibility is merely a facade cloaking a simmering pot of existential dread. As you leaf through the slightly yellowed pages, you will encounter a narrative that begs the question: Is the critical sense a blessing or a curse? Reeves appears to suggest it’s both, like a two-headed coin tossed into the fountain of enlightenment—which, by the way, is probably best avoided during British summertime thanks to the delightful charm of unpredictable weather. Expect a delightful mélange of cerebral gymnastics and an undercurrent of irony that dances throughout the text like a cat on a hot tin roof. You might find yourself chuckling—albeit nervously—at the various theories and musings presented, all while wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a philosophy lecture hosted by a particularly eccentric uncle. It’s as if every page whispers, “Isn’t it just delightful how utterly baffling life can be?” Condition: Good, if you don’t mind the occasional coffee ring or the ghost of a past owner whose critical sense may have been sharper than their tea-brewing skills. The cover shows modest wear, possibly from being leaned upon during an impassioned debate at a village hall meeting. The spine, though cracking slightly with age, remains resilient—much like the British spirit itself. There might even be a few marginal notes scattered throughout, offering glimpses into the inner dialogues of long-forgotten thinkers who dared to grapple with the questions of the universe over a pint. As you embrace this curious relic of the past, prepare yourself for a journey that weaves through the playful absurdities of the British intellect. The book is sure to tickle your brain and leave you pondering the very nature of thought itself. Will reading it grant you the coveted ‘critical sense’ or merely shatter whatever illusions you had left? Only one way to find out! In the end, “The Critical Sense” stands as a testament to a time when educational books were not merely conduits of knowledge but delightful dives into the whimsical chaos of human understanding. So grab your monocle, adjust your tweed jacket, and prepare to feast on the irony served up on platters of philosophical ponderings. All in a good day’s work, courtesy of Crappy Old Books—where the old and quirky come together to redefine what it means to read with a sense of humor. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3004/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-critical-sense-may-2025.jpg 3.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann Educational Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3003 The Trapp Family On Wheels by Maria von Trapp In a world where the sound of a familial sing-along can drown out the rumbles of dissatisfaction, “The Trapp Family On Wheels” invites you on a journey that promises to be as melodious as it is mildly unsettling. Published in 1966 by Fontana, this delightful tome presents the escapades of the Trapp family, who are evidently just as fond of motor vehicles as they are of high-pitched harmonies and questionable fashion choices. Slightly squashed spine, but hardly noticable. Maria von Trapp, the matriarch of the well-known singing sensation, takes the wheel—figuratively and perhaps literally—and steers us through a collection of anecdotes, reflections, and mischievous tales from the road. It’s like a family diary gone rogue, filled with both heartwarming moments and the kind of awkwardness that can only come from a troupe of musical hopefuls crammed into a slightly too-small vehicle, all while trying to maintain their joyous facade. Flashbacks to their swingin’ times are intertwined with the occasional bout of existential angst—perfect for those who enjoy a side of irony with their wholesome narratives. But let us not forget the crucial aspect of travel: the destinations! One can only imagine the picturesque landscapes and quaint pit stops the Trapps encountered while belting out tunes that could charm the birds from the trees. Each chapter could easily be a postcard, inviting readers to witness the contrast of their idyllic singing with the chaotic reality of life on the road. Expect tales of wrong turns, scenic vistas, and perhaps more than a few run-ins with the local wildlife—after all, nothing says “family fun” quite like an unexpected bear sighting. If you’re looking for key takeaways from this literary rollercoaster—or perhaps more accurately, a “family bus tour”—here’s what you can look forward to: Insights into the art of family harmony, both musically and in managing the occasional sibling rivalry. Essential tips on road trip snacks, which may or may not include a plethora of bread rolls—think of it as a carbohydrate dreamscape! Unexpected wisdom on maintaining one’s sanity while trapped in vehicular quarters with relatives who may or may not have taken the same anti-snoring medication. A slightly unsettling number of songs you never knew existed, paired with sobering realizations about how sometimes, harmony is just a euphemism for conflict avoidance. A deep dive into the stunning landscapes of the past, now tinted with a hint of nostalgia and a dash of the absurd. Condition: Good. This book has weathered the storms of time with a charming resilience, showcasing a few dog-eared pages, a whiff of nostalgia, and possibly the faint scent of car air freshener—the kind that evokes memories of family road trips that went just a tad off the rails. While the cover may show signs of life, it remains steadfast in its resolve to take readers on a rather amusing journey through the whims of the Trapp family. So if you fancy a literary road trip filled with quirky family interactions and the sweet nothings of a bygone era, “The Trapp Family On Wheels” is just the ticket! Indulge in the delightful chaos that Crappy Old Books has to offer, and remember that sometimes, the best stories come with a side of irony and a touch of eccentricity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3003/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-trapp-family-on-wheels-may-2025.jpg 0.99 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3002 Green Dolphin Country by Elizabeth Goudge In a world where dolphins might just be the most sensible creatures on the planet, Elizabeth Goudge’s “Green Dolphin Country” wades through the murky waters of human folly with the grace of a dolphin leaping through a hoop—only to land awkwardly in a bathtub. Set against the backdrop of the lush and somewhat surreal Channel Islands, this 1967 tome is as much a meditation on the complexities of love and loyalty as it is an exploration of the peculiarities of human nature, which, let’s be honest, can sometimes resemble an overripe avocado: promising but ultimately a little off. Meet the inhabitants of this strange land, where the flora and fauna seem to compete with the people for attention. Here, you’ll encounter characters who possess a depth that rivals the Mariana Trench, though their actual decisions might often lead to a splash rather than a dive. Goudge paints a landscape that flits between pastoral charm and the absurd, where romantic entanglements resemble a game of musical chairs, with far too many participants and not enough seats. If you’ve ever wondered what might happen when you mix a dash of unrequited love with an ocean view, now’s your chance to find out—just don’t forget your snorkel and a sense of humor. There’s something almost comforting in Goudge’s prose, as though she’s inviting you to sit down for tea (or perhaps something stronger) while she spins you a yarn that meanders like a river with no particular destination in mind. Characters drift through adventures and misadventures like leaves caught in an autumn breeze, sometimes finding meaning and other times merely getting caught in a rather inconvenient web of social niceties. Prepare to meet individuals whose lives are far more interesting than your average Tuesday afternoon, though they might be just as indecisive about the biscuit choice. As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter: Unrequited love that takes more twists and turns than a local bus route. Dolphins that are both wise and perplexing, serving as the book’s moral compass, albeit with a touch of sass. A curious mix of philosophical musings and awkward dinner parties. Floral descriptions that are so vivid you may want to check your own garden for rogue blooms. A narrative that feels like a gentle stroll down a country lane, albeit with the occasional cow in the way. Condition: Good. This book has been lovingly preserved, despite its journey through the years, showing only the faintest signs of wear, such as the occasional dog-eared page and the whisper of a bygone era in its scent. It may have a few spots of nostalgia, but isn’t that what we want from a second-hand book? Consider it a character in its own right, bearing the tales of its previous owners as it awaits the next connoisseur of quirky literary adventures. So if you’re in the market for a whimsical exploration of human tendencies, where the dolphins are likely to steal the show, “Green Dolphin Country” might just be your next great find. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eccentric than our collection is our sense of humor about it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3002/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/green-dolphin-country-may-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder 9780340009499 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-3000 Property by Valerie Martin Prepare yourself for a jaunt through the twisted corridors of ownership, identity, and the slightly damp smell of old paper in this perplexing offering titled Property by Valerie Martin. Published in 2003 by the ever-so-charming Abacus, this book gifts readers a rare glimpse into the not-so-glamorous lives of its characters, who may or may not be pondering the existential implications of owning a cat or a particularly stubborn piece of furniture. In an era where property values are constantly fluctuating like a poorly tuned accordion, Martin takes the term "property" and stretches it to its philosophical breaking point. You might find yourself contemplating whether ownership is merely a mirage, a somewhat tedious game of Monopoly where you never quite land on Boardwalk but always manage to get stuck in jail for an eternity. If you’ve ever squabbled over the last biscuit in a tin, you may find yourself quite at home in these pages. But fear not, dear reader! The characters in Property are not your run-of-the-mill minor aristocrats to whom the world has been overly kind. Instead, they are the sort of people who might host a dinner party where the highlight is the wine selection—chosen not for taste, but for how well it pairs with regrets and unfulfilled dreams. Expect a delightful mix of awkward silences, raised eyebrows, and the heavy weight of secrets that nobody dares to discuss, despite the fact that they all live within a stone’s throw of each other. As you meander through the pages, you’ll encounter a cast that seems to have been curated by someone who holds a grudge against all things happy. They might engage in conversations about the housing market that would put even the most dedicated economist to sleep. Or they could be caught in the clutches of a domestic spat over who left the cap off the toothpaste—because that’s what real life is, isn’t it? A constant struggle for control over the small things while larger issues loom ominously in the background like an unsightly stain on the wall. This charmingly ironic narrative also invites you to ponder the nature of possession. What does it mean to ’own’ something? Is it merely a title deed, or is it the emotional baggage that comes along with it? As if to answer this, Martin tosses in a few metaphors about keys and locks, each one more abstruse than the last. You might even find yourself clutching your own keys a little tighter while reading, unsure whether you’re merely unlocking doors or fortifying your own psychological state. Who knew reading could be a form of therapy? Condition: Good. But don’t let that fool you—this book is like a well-loved armchair that has seen better days, yet still possesses that quirky charm that makes it irresistible to curl up with. It shows signs of previous adventures, possibly involving a cat who thought it was a good idea to use it as a scratching post. You may encounter the occasional coffee stain, which adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the reading experience. Some pages might even be dog-eared from enthusiastic fingers flipping through in a fit of existential dread or mild amusement. An exploration of ownership that transcends mere real estate. Characters that live next door to clichés but never quite invite them in. Conversations about property that might make even a real estate agent question their life choices. A plot that unfolds like a particularly stubborn origami crane. Metaphors about keys that will leave you wondering if you have misplaced yours. So if you’re in the market for a book that serves as both a mirror and a magnifying glass to your own relationship with property, then look no further. Property is a delightful addition to any shelf, especially if you’re fond of the peculiar and the ironic. Sold exclusively by Crappy Old Books, where the old adage “one person’s trash is another person’s treasure” takes on a whole new meaning. Happy reading—just remember to keep your belongings close and your existential crises closer! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/3000/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/property-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349115832 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2999 Charity Girl by Georgette Heyer In an era where the very mention of a “charity girl” would elicit more eye-rolls than endearing chuckles, Georgette Heyer’s *Charity Girl* emerges from the dusty shelves of literary history like an over-eager volunteer at a bake sale. Published in 1972 by Pan Books — a name synonymous with both delightful escapism and questionable choices in cover art — this novel promises a whimsical romp through societal expectations, romantic entanglements, and perhaps a few uninvited guests at the tea party of life. Picture it: the 1970s, a time teetering on the edge of permissiveness and polyester. The world was awash in the scent of patchouli and the sounds of bell-bottoms rustling against the kaleidoscopic backdrop of disco balls. And yet, here we have Heyer, a literary bastion of the Regency era, trying to navigate a world where the complexities of life are still as tangled as the protagonist’s hair after a windy day at a charity gala. What will our lead do when faced with a conundrum that even a well-placed fan couldn’t resolve? Our heroine—whose name, naturally, is not Charity (because that would be too straightforward)—embarks on a series of misadventures that are less “charming” and more “what are you thinking?” She finds herself in a precarious position, caught between the high society that demands decorum and the raucous allure of life beyond the drawing room. Can she navigate the minefield of upper-class expectations or will she trip over her own metaphorical petticoats? It’s all very dramatic, in that Heyer-esque way of satirizing genteel society while secretly reveling in its absurdities. As Charity (the character, not the concept) flits from one lofty social gathering to another, the reader may find themselves wondering if she’ll ever tire of the endless buzz of pleasantries. Will she stumble upon a gentleman who is as confounding as he is dashing? Will there be witty repartee that would make even the stoniest of hearts crack a smile? Or will the entire affair culminate in a charity auction that leaves more questions than answers? The suspense is palpable, much like an unappetizing soup at a fundraising dinner. Readers may find themselves jotting down a few key takeaways amidst the whimsical chaos that Heyer crafts, including but not limited to: The art of dodging societal expectations like a caffeinated squirrel. How to make polite conversation while secretly plotting your escape. A comprehensive guide to identifying potential suitors based on their ability to tolerate your quirks. Why every charity event should feature a dance-off as an icebreaker. And, of course, the undeniable truth that tea is always a solution to life’s problems. Condition: Good, which is a kind way of saying this book has seen more than a few charity balls and left with a slightly rumpled cover. It’s the kind of “good” that suggests it has survived the test of time but could do with a good dusting and maybe a few less coffee stains. Perfect for a reader who appreciates the charm of a well-loved tome, complete with dog-eared pages and the faint smell of nostalgia. In conclusion, for those yearning for a light-hearted escape into the peculiar world of upper-crust dilemmas, *Charity Girl* might just be your ticket. A delightful diversion that is guaranteed to spark conversations at your next tea party, even if those conversations consist of “Why on earth did I pick this?” Should you find yourself intrigued, don’t hesitate to explore the treasure trove at Crappy Old Books, where even the most eccentric titles find a home! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2999/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/charity-girl-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330028639 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2998 The Spanish Bride by Georgette Heyer Ah, “The Spanish Bride” by Georgette Heyer, a title that could easily double as a delightful travel brochure for a less-than-pleasant trip to the Iberian Peninsula. Published in the illustrious year of 1964, when bell-bottoms were on the rise and Britain was gripped by the swinging sixties, this book likely served as both an escape and a perplexing conundrum for readers who weren’t quite sure what they signed up for. Was it romance? Was it history? Or perhaps a misguided attempt to teach the masses about Spanish haute couture? Who knows! The only thing we can claim with certainty is that it’s an adventure for the imagination—if that imagination happens to be slightly bemused. Georgette Heyer, the queen of historical romance, has a knack for creating characters that glide through life with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof. One might think that a Spanish bride would burst onto the scene with all the fanfare of a flamenco dancer, but fret not, dear reader; Heyer has a way of introducing her protagonists that leaves one wondering if they’ve just stepped into a very posh tea party instead. Expect a cacophony of petticoats, misunderstandings, and perhaps a dash of misplaced letters. After all, what’s a good historical romp without a little chaos? The narrative appears to weave together threads of intrigue and whimsy, taking readers on a journey through the sun-drenched landscapes of Spain, or at least through the pages of a book where “sun-drenched” is purely metaphorical. The Spanish Bride may very well be a love story, but one can’t shake the feeling that it’s also an elaborate ruse crafted to distract one from the mundane realities of life—like waiting in line for a bus or figuring out how to return that dreadful jumper Aunt Mildred gifted you last Christmas. Heyer’s prose is said to be as sharp as a freshly polished sword—one that may have been used in a rather genteel duel over tea and crumpets, rather than an actual life-or-death situation. Readers can expect the dialogue to sparkle like a glass of cheap fizz at a wedding, filled with witty repartee that might leave one chuckling in disbelief. Who knew that the art of courtship could involve so many intricacies and social faux pas? One can almost picture the characters looking aghast at their own absurdity, whilst simultaneously clinging to the conventions of society like a life raft in a sea of societal expectations. As you flip through the pages, prepare to encounter a cast of characters more colorful than a box of crayons left in the sun. From dashing heroes who are as likely to trip over their own feet as they are to rescue a damsel in distress, to brides who possess an uncanny knack for dramatic exits, the reader is treated to a theatrical performance in literary form. It’s a veritable buffet of eccentricities that leaves one wondering if perhaps the Spanish Bride herself is merely an elaborate metaphor for the chaos of love, or possibly just a poorly calculated marketing strategy. Condition: Good, though that’s subject to interpretation. The cover features a delightful design that might have been all the rage in the sixties—think vibrant colors that have since mellowed into a charming sepia tone. The pages are yellowed, resembling the nostalgic scent of old libraries and long-forgotten secrets. There may be the occasional coffee stain that whispers tales of late-night reading sessions, though one suspects they have transformed into mere artefacts of the book’s storied existence. Adventure with a side of awkwardness Historical inaccuracies that might make historians weep Characters who wouldn’t know romance if it danced on their heads Witty dialogue that’s more sparkling than a cheap wine spritzer A cover that’s a nostalgic trip back to the sixties So, if you’re in the mood for a book that may transport you to a land of romantic misadventures—or at least keep you entertained while you wait for the kettle to boil—look no further than “The Spanish Bride.” Who needs a holiday in Spain when you have Crappy Old Books to provide a literary escape that may or may not leave you questioning your life choices? Grab a copy today, and who knows? You may find yourself unexpectedly charmed by the delightful absurdity within. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2998/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spanish-bride-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2996 Midnights Children by Salman Rushdie In a world where the clocks strike the hour of chaos, Salman Rushdie’s "Midnight’s Children" emerges as a cacophony of voices that are as unpredictable as a British summer. First published in 1982 by Picador, this illustrious tome has been delighting and perplexing readers with its intricate narrative and dizzying array of characters. The title alone suggests a midnight rendezvous, but don’t expect anything as romantic as a tryst; rather, prepare for a sprawling epic that might just leave you wondering if you’ve accidentally wandered into a surrealist carnival where the rides have broken down, and the clowns are debating philosophy. Gather ’round, dear readers, for the birth of a nation—and by nation, we mean the rather tumultuous saga of India, woven through the eyes of Saleem Sinai, a lad whose life is inextricably linked with the fate of his country. Saleem, born at the exact moment of India’s independence, becomes the unwitting custodian of a multitude of other children born at the stroke of midnight. Each child, endowed with peculiar gifts, is but a slice of the larger mosaic of a nation trying to figure out which way is up while juggling its past, present, and a rather unpredictable future. This book, like a well-brewed cup of Earl Grey gone rogue, is steeped in a rich blend of magic realism, political commentary, and a touch of the absurd. It dances jauntily along the tightrope of irony, offering readers a veritable feast of the bizarre and the profound. You’ll be whisked through historical events, childhood traumas, and family dramas—each twist and turn more labyrinthine than your Auntie Maud’s knitting patterns. Be prepared for digressions that are as frequent and uninvited as an unexpected visit from your in-laws. But what makes "Midnight’s Children" an essential read, you ask? Picture this: a narrative that swirls like a tornado in a teacup, featuring a cast that would make even a soap opera look like a documentary. If you’ve ever dreamed of a novel where the lines between reality and fantasy are as blurred as the pages of a well-loved book, you might want to grab a copy of this one. It’s full of: Whimsical yet disconcerting tales of childhood. A plethora of characters with names that require more than a passing familiarity with phonetics. References to historical events that might just make you cringe in recognition. A narrative structure that resembles a Rube Goldberg machine gone mad. Footnotes that could rival a history professor’s lecture for length and complexity. Contrary to what you may expect, this isn’t simply a tale of India’s birth and growth; it is a convoluted allegory that challenges you to untangle the threads of personal and national identity. Rushdie’s prose is a whirlwind of clever wordplay and poignant observations, one moment tickling your intellect and the next, leaving you scratching your head in bemusement. If you’ve ever thought, “I could really use a good book that makes me feel simultaneously enlightened and utterly confused,” then my dear friend, you have struck gold. Condition: Good. This book has seen better days, much like its characters navigating through the trials and tribulations of their existence. There are creases, the occasional bent page, and perhaps a coffee stain that whispers of late-night reading sessions, but such imperfections add character to this literary journey. After all, just as our beloved characters are marked by their pasts, this book carries the weight of its own history—each dog-eared page a testament to the minds it has provoked and the souls it has stirred. So, if you’re feeling adventurous enough to take on a novel that promises to test your patience as much as your intellect, "Midnight’s Children" awaits you at Crappy Old Books. Grab your reading glasses and a sturdy cup of tea, and prepare to lose yourself in the wild tapestry of Rushdie’s imagination. If nothing else, you’ll have a story to tell about the time you bravely journeyed through the chaotic corridors of post-colonial India, if only through the lens of a rather whimsical novel. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2996/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/midnights-children-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330267144 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2994 Spaceships of the Mind by Nigel Calder Step right up, dear readers, and prepare yourselves for an intellectual jaunt that promises to tickle your neurons and perhaps even send them wobbling into orbit! “Spaceships of the Mind,” by the illustrious Nigel Calder, is not just a book; it’s a veritable spaceship itself, crafted from the finest literary materials and set to launch your cerebral synapses into the wild yonder of philosophical exploration—if only you could find the ignition switch. Published by none other than BBC in the heady days of 1978, this tome is drenched in the peculiar charm of its era, making it a delightful relic that has somehow managed to survive both the test of time and questionable bookshelf organization. What’s that? You didn’t know spaceships could exist in your mind? Oh, but they do, and Calder is here to guide you through the uncharted territories of thought, imagination, and the bafflingly curious notion of existence itself. Imagine a world where ideas flit about like errant spacecraft, colliding and coalescing in a dance of creativity and enlightenment! Or perhaps it’s more akin to a toddler with a box of crayons and a penchant for abstract expressionism. Either way, Calder’s prose promises to take you on a tour de force through the cosmos of cognition. But hold on to your tinfoil hats, because this isn’t a straightforward journey. The path is littered with perplexing metaphors, unexpected detours, and the occasional side quest to the land of “Wait, what is he talking about?” The author, with the audacity only a 1970s British intellectual could possess, invites readers to ponder questions that may or may not have answers—like whether the meaning of life fits neatly inside a spaceship, or if perhaps it’s, dare we say, a little more chaotic than that. As you flip through the pages—some of which may even have the faint scent of nostalgia and slightly crinkled edges—you’ll come across a blend of rigorous analysis and whimsical speculation that only a true master of the mind could concoct. Calder’s writing might just make you feel like you’ve signed up for a space camp you never intended to attend, only to discover that you’re the star pupil in a class full of fellow daydreamers and stargazers. Now, let us not overlook the practical elements of this literary spacecraft. It boasts: A cover that has somehow withstood the ravages of time—no small feat considering the average lifespan of a BBC publication. Pages that are definitely more than just a collection of random words—though they may occasionally appear as such. A binding that, while not exactly museum-quality, does a commendable job of keeping everything intact. Footnotes that could have their own footnotes if only Calder had the foresight to include them. The unmistakable scent of a second-hand treasure trove, mingling with the scent of nostalgia and the faint whiff of pub carpet. Condition: Good, if you disregard the slightly dog-eared corners and the occasional errant coffee stain that adds a touch of character, much like the eccentric uncle at a family gathering who insists on playing the ukulele. This book has clearly been loved—or at least held captive for a few years—by someone who appreciated the intricacies of mental spacecraft. You’ll find that it fits quite snugly on your shelf, right between that dusty volume about quantum physics and the self-help book you bought after a particularly bad break-up. So, if you find yourself in the mood for a whimsical expedition through the cosmos of ideas, look no further! “Spaceships of the Mind” awaits, ready to blast off into the realms of thought and contemplation, all while making you question just how many spaceships of the mind you can handle in one sitting. Snag your copy at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the literary oddities that might just be more fascinating than they appear! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2994/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spaceships-of-the-mind-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BBC 9780563174776 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2993 Zero G - Life and Survival in Space by Peter Bond Do you often find yourself staring longingly at the stars, pondering the great void of space and the existential dread it brings? Or perhaps you’re simply looking for a riveting read that might prevent you from contemplating the vastness of your own couch? Look no further! "Zero G - Life and Survival in Space" by Peter Bond is here to whisk you away on a journey filled with zero gravity, unexpected plot twists, and an abundance of scientific jargon that may or may not be entirely accurate. Published in the late ‘90s, a time when the internet was still figuring out what it wanted to be when it grew up, this book is a delightful concoction of fact and speculation that will make you feel both informed and utterly confused. Whether Bond is detailing the intricacies of life aboard a space station or providing a riveting account of how one might survive a sudden bout of cosmic indigestion, you’ll find that this book is nothing if not entertainingly earnest. As you flip through the pages, you might wonder about the choices that led to this moment: you, a mere earthbound being, trying to digest complex scientific concepts that sound alarmingly like they should come with an instruction manual. But fear not! The writing style is as approachable as a friendly alien at a Galactic Trade Fair. With a blend of wit and warmth, Bond opens the airlock to a universe of information without the need for a suit and helmet. One cannot help but appreciate the irony of reading a book about surviving in the unforgiving vacuum of space while comfortably ensconced in a cozy armchair, possibly with a biscuit in hand, oblivious to the galactic chaos outside your window. Who would have thought that learning about the realities of microgravity and radiation exposure could be so delightfully mundane? It’s almost as if Bond is having a laugh at our expense, reminding us that while we may not be able to conquer the cosmos, we can certainly ponder it over a cuppa. What can you expect within the pages of this literary space odyssey? Here’s a brief glimpse into the cosmic cornucopia awaiting you: Detailed instructions on how to avoid space sickness—because who wants to hurl in a vacuum? A glossary of astronavigation terms that could potentially help you become the life of the intergalactic party. First-hand accounts of astronauts who probably weren’t thinking about their next holiday while floating around a tin can in space. Witty anecdotes that will make you chuckle—if you’re willing to suspend your disbelief and embrace the absurdity of it all. Insights into how humans adapt to life in space, which may come in handy when you find yourself in a particularly challenging Zoom meeting. Condition: This particular copy is in very good condition, which is an impressive feat for a book that’s been floating around since the turn of the millennium. It shows only minimal signs of wear, as if it too has been carefully navigating through the celestial currents of time without succumbing to the ravages of gravity. There might be a hint of a dog-ear or the occasional ink smudge, but who wouldn’t want a bit of character in their interstellar reading material? So, if you’re ready to embark on an intellectual journey that challenges the very nature of your earthly existence while simultaneously allowing you to snicker at the absurdities of space travel, grab your copy of "Zero G - Life and Survival in Space." And remember, no matter how far we venture into the cosmos, there’s always a place for books like these on the shelves of Crappy Old Books. After all, who needs to survive in space when you can survive the literary vacuum of your own home? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2993/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/zero-g-may-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell 9780304350759 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2991 The New Silk Road by Ben Simpfendorfer If you’ve ever yearned for an enlightening journey through the labyrinthine corridors of global trade, then look no further than “The New Silk Road” by Ben Simpfendorfer, a tome that promises to unravel the complexities of modern commerce with all the flair of a particularly enthusiastic tour guide whose map has mysteriously turned into a pizza menu. Published in the not-so-distant past of 2009, this book is a charming blend of serious economic discourse and the occasional metaphorical tumble down the rabbit hole. Simpfendorfer, with his keen eye for detail and a penchant for the dramatic, soars through the annals of trade routes like a caffeinated historian in a high-speed train. One minute, you’re exploring the digital highways of the 21st century, and the next, you could swear you’re being whisked back to ancient caravans, albeit with fewer camels and more spreadsheets. As you flip through these pages, you might find yourself pondering questions such as: How did we get from silk to silicon? Is there a secret cabal of traders conspiring to keep the ancient road alive? And why, oh why, is there no map included? Spoiler alert: the answers are likely to be more complex than the author’s choice of title. You may even feel a twinge of nostalgia for your own attempts to navigate the local supermarket, which suddenly seems far more perilous in comparison to the feats of international trade that Simpfendorfer so expertly chronicles. Be prepared to encounter a captivating array of characters, concepts, and perhaps a few footnotes that will send you spiraling down an academic rabbit hole you never intended to enter. Simpfendorfer’s wit may not be sharp enough to cut through the dense fabric of economic theory, but it’s certainly pointy enough to poke fun at the absurdities of globalization. This book reminds us that while the world may be interconnected, our understanding of it can often feel like trying to untangle a pair of earphones after they’ve spent a night in your pocket. In case you’re wondering what to expect, here’s a quick list of highlights you might discover within: A whimsical history of trade that somehow manages to include more than just dates and facts. Intriguing anecdotes that make you question your last online shopping spree. A rather unexpected foray into the world of Chinese economic policies—complete with obligatory footnotes! Cameos from figures both famous and obscure, making you wonder if you should be taking notes for your own future biography. Enough graphs and charts to make even the most stoic accountant weep with joy. Condition: This particular copy of “The New Silk Road” is in good condition, though it does come with the minor wear and tear that only a second-hand book can proudly flaunt—an endearing touch, if you ask us. Expect the usual dog-eared corners and a slight musty scent reminiscent of the libraries of yore, which only adds to the charm. The spine is intact, and the pages are still as eager to share their tales as they were when they first rolled off the presses of Palgrave Macmillan. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey that promises not to take you anywhere in particular but will at least offer a comfortable armchair and a rather engaging read, then grab your copy of “The New Silk Road.” Just don’t forget to pick it up from Crappy Old Books, where the past is not just preserved but lovingly dusted off for your reading pleasure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2991/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-silk-road-may-2025.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Palgrave Macmillan 9780230580268 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2989 Short Stories Of Our Time by DR Barnes Once upon a time in the year 1971, a mere mortal by the name of DR Barnes decided to encapsulate the essence of human existence into a collection of narratives so profound that they could only be titled "Short Stories Of Our Time." Or perhaps he simply misjudged the length of our current epoch and mistook it for a series of very brisk tea breaks. Regardless, here is a tome that promises to whisk you away into the complexities of existence, or at least into the complexities of a very crowded waiting room. Published by the illustrious George G Harrap, a name that sounds more like a whimsical character from a forgotten Dickens novel than a publishing house, this collection is a delightful potpourri of tales that may or may not resemble the ’time’ in question. Each story is a quirky snapshot of 20th-century life, perhaps serving as a mirror to the absurdity of our daily interactions. One could argue that this book is to 1971 what Instagram is to 2023—an endless scroll of curated moments, yet somehow more tangible and without the incessant notifications. But what sort of tales might you stumble upon within these pages? Could it be tales of love lost at the corner café, existential musings on the absurdity of waiting for a bus that never arrives, or perhaps a satirical commentary on the fashion choices of the day? With DR Barnes at the helm, anything is possible. The reader is left to wonder whether each story contains a moral lesson or merely serves to highlight the futility of searching for one. Who’s to say? The beauty of "Short Stories Of Our Time" is that it leaves you questioning both the stories and your own life choices. Condition: Good, or at least as good as you can expect from a book that has been around since the heady days of bell-bottoms and flared collars. The spine is intact, with minor creases that add character, much like the charming wrinkles of a seasoned raconteur. The pages are yellowing gracefully, evidence of the many cups of tea it has shared with readers over the decades. You may find the occasional dog-eared page, a testament to someone’s enthusiastic engagement with the material—an act that should be celebrated rather than scorned, much like a happy dance in a public space. As you navigate through DR Barnes’ literary labyrinth, you might encounter characters that feel strikingly similar to people you know—or perhaps to people you’d prefer to forget. Each narrative is poised to ignite discussions that could easily spiral into heated debates over the most banal topics, like which biscuit truly reigns supreme for dunking. This collection offers more than just stories; it provides a vehicle for the exploration of human absurdity and the little ironies that define our modern existence—if one can call 1971 ’modern’ without bursting into laughter. To summarise the enchanting absurdity that is "Short Stories Of Our Time," let us present a selection of delightful points to ponder: Perfect for those who enjoy pondering the mysteries of life while simultaneously questioning their sanity. A wonderful conversation starter at your next dinner party, should you dare to broach the subject of existential angst. Ideal for those who appreciate prose that dances tantalisingly close to the edge of absurdity and back again. A must-have for your collection of books that make you look intellectual while secretly offering the comfort of a warm blanket. Contains stories that are not short in the traditional sense, but rather, a compact exploration of the lengthy absurdities of life. In an age where literature is often consumed in bite-sized portions, “Short Stories Of Our Time” dares to indulge readers in narratives that are as rich and layered as a well-baked pie. So why not add this quirky relic to your bookshelf? After all, it comes with the seal of approval from Crappy Old Books, where every purchase is an adventure waiting to happen—much like the stories within. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2989/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/short-stories-of-our-time-may-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George G Harrap 9780245564079 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2988 The English Companion by Godfrey Smith In a world inundated with self-help manuals, social etiquette guides, and a plethora of ’how to make small talk at dinner parties’ tomes, *The English Companion* by Godfrey Smith emerges like a slightly battered but well-loved armchair in a room full of minimalist IKEA furniture. Published in the glittering year of 1985—when mullets were en vogue and cassette tapes still held sway—this book is a curious relic that hopes to guide you through the wild and wonderful waters of English culture and conversation. If you’ve ever found yourself lost in the labyrinth of British social customs, this guide claims to be your trusty Minotaur-fighting companion. Godfrey Smith, presumably a man who knows a thing or two about tea, crumpets, and the intricate art of queueing, serves up a delightful helping of quirky anecdotes and sage advice. He dares to cover everything from the unspoken rules of discussing the weather to the quintessentially British skill of complaining about the state of public transport while simultaneously ignoring it. Readers will be thrilled—or perhaps horrified—to learn the correct way to navigate a pub’s maze of ales and lagers whilst avoiding any semblance of social faux pas. In a time before digital dictionaries and online tutorials, Smith’s quill danced upon the pages to provide an oracle-like take on being, well, English. What sets this literary offering apart from other dusty self-proclaimed guides to Englishness? Well, for starters, it’s got the charm of a dog-eared postcard from an eccentric relative. The book promises a journey through English history and etiquette that is as delightful as it is inconveniently long-winded. Forget the bite-sized nuggets of information that modernity craves; this is sprawling, verbose prose that revels in its own eccentricity. Smith may not have invented the idea of British politeness, but he certainly offers a treasure map to navigate its peculiarities. In addition to an engaging exploration of English customs, *The English Companion* humorously points out the peculiarities of British cuisine. Be prepared for the shocking revelation that not all food items are served with peas or a side of disdain. Readers will be invited to ponder profound questions such as: Why is a biscuit never just a biscuit? And what exactly does ’fancy a cuppa’ entail beyond the obvious? These pressing inquiries lead to a deeper understanding of the enigmatic English psyche, while also leaving you questioning your life choices (and your taste in biscuits). As you thumb through these pages, you may find yourself chuckling at Smith’s wry observations and pondering how best to incorporate his advice into your everyday life. Will you remember to always thank the bus driver? Or perhaps the age-old wisdom of standing on the left of the escalator will finally make sense? One can only hope that this book will imbue you with the confidence of a seasoned Englishman—or at the very least, provide you with enough material to fill awkward silences at parties. Condition: Good. Each page retains a whiff of nostalgia and the faint scent of Earl Grey, while any dog-ears and marginal notes add a charming, if not slightly chaotic, character to the book. You might even find the odd doodle—a testament to previous readers grappling with Smith’s windy prose and perhaps testing their own wit against his. There’s a certain je ne sais quoi about the wear and tear, as though the book has been passed around at gatherings where the topics ranged from cricket to the existential dread of British weather. So, if you’ve ever longed to be the kind of person who can eloquently discuss the merits of Yorkshire pudding while simultaneously judging the selection of salad dressings at a buffet, look no further than this delightful oddity. With a price tag that won’t empty your wallet, *The English Companion* awaits you, just like that one relative who always brings an unexpectedly strong opinion to family dinners. At Crappy Old Books, we proudly stand behind the notion that the best companions are often the slightly worn, vaguely eccentric ones that continue to share their wisdom long after their pages have yellowed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2988/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-english-companion-may-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140066760 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2987 Young Betjeman by Bevis Hillier Step into the whimsical world of "Young Betjeman," a curious concoction of biography and literary admiration that chronicles the early years of the beloved poet John Betjeman. This literary artifact, penned by Bevis Hillier and released by Cardinal in 1989, invites you to skip lightly through the English countryside while contemplating whether Betjeman was more of a poet or a national treasure—perhaps a bit of both, like a fine cup of Earl Grey served in a chipped mug. Contains a newspaper clipping, full page, from the Daily Mail, Saturday, December 30, 1989, titled It’s Betjemania! and shows people dancing and eating at some kind of event. either that, or its a clipping for a Dixons sale which takes up all the other side? As you flip through the well-thumbed pages of this book, you might find yourself pondering how the young Betjeman engaged with the world—was it with a notebook in one hand and a crumpet in the other? Hillier, with a flair only a biographer can muster, navigates the rollercoaster of Betjeman’s formative years, from the lush landscapes of St. Albans to the smoky corridors of Oxford. One can almost hear the faint echo of a distant train whistle as the author regales us with tales of Betjeman’s youthful adventures, punctuated by his fondness for the eccentricities that characterized early 20th-century British life. The book promises a delightful mélange of Betjeman’s youthful escapades, from his encounters with dubious characters in local pubs to his awkward attempts at wooing the opposite sex—though we doubt his romantic skills rivaled his poetic prowess. Expect a treasure trove of anecdotes, insightful reflections, and perhaps even a wry observation or two about the English penchant for tea and queuing. Who knew that Betjeman’s greatest challenge might have been waiting in line for a scone? Unravel the mystery of how a young man with a penchant for the absurd became one of Britain’s most adored poets. Marvel at the oddities of Betjeman’s youth, which may just explain why he had such a way with words. Explore the historical context of Betjeman’s early life, which, let’s face it, could use a bit of sprucing up for the modern reader. Delight in Hillier’s charming prose, which dances along the line between reverence and irreverence. Contemplate the existential question: Can a biography ever truly capture the essence of a poet who seemed to capture everything? As you meander through this literary journey, you may find that Hillier presents Betjeman not merely as a poet but as an archetype of the quintessential Englishman—complete with quirks, missteps, and a life that might just make you feel better about your own. If you’ve ever felt that your own youthful follies were not quite worthy of the bard’s pen, rest assured that you’re not alone. Betjeman, with his own stumbles and fumbles, serves as a reminder that greatness can sometimes emerge from the most awkward of beginnings. Condition: Good. Yes, this tome has been lovingly embraced over the years, showing signs of a well-travelled existence. Pages may carry the fingerprints of enthusiastic readers and the occasional coffee ring (we like to think of them as literary badges of honour). Despite its well-worn exterior, the essence of Betjeman’s youth remains intact, like a classic car with a few dings but still roaring down the road of nostalgia. So, grab a cup of tea, find your favourite reading nook, and prepare to uncover the early days of one of Britain’s most endearing poets. This book, available from Crappy Old Books, is perfect for anyone who enjoys a dabble in the world of literature with a side of irony and a sprinkle of quirk. You might find yourself laughing, reflecting, and even questioning your own youthful misadventures as you engage with the life of Young Betjeman. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2987/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/young-betjeman-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cardinal 9780747404675 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2986 The Dead Sea Scrolls Deception by Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh In a world where conspiracy is the spice of life and every corner could hide a secret society plotting to overthrow the papacy, “The Dead Sea Scrolls Deception” invites you to don your tinfoil hat and wade through the murky waters of archaeological intrigue. Written in 1992, this tome by the dynamic duo of Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh, purports that the scrolls—those dusty parchments unearthed near an unassuming little sea that has seen better days—hold secrets far juicier than your average brine. Forget your standard history lesson; this is history with a side of sardonic wit and a pinch of skepticism, served warm and slightly unhinged. Meet the authors, those intrepid literary sleuths who seem to have a sixth sense for tales that go bump in the night. Armed with nothing but a typewriter and perhaps a deep-seated mistrust of academia, they take you on a rollercoaster ride through ancient texts that makes Dan Brown look like he’s playing hopscotch. What if the scrolls are not just sacred texts but also a convenient cover-up for all sorts of historical shenanigans? After all, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy to spice up their afternoon tea? As you turn the pages, prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with academic debates that are more heated than a Sunday roast left in the oven too long. Baigent and Leigh weave together a narrative that dances between the absurd and the plausible, offering tantalizing suggestions that could make even the most stoic of history buffs raise an eyebrow and question their entire education. You might find yourself wondering if the scrolls are just a clever ruse to distract the masses while something much more sinister lurks in the shadows—perhaps a dodgy antiques dealer with a penchant for selling fake relics. What’s more, the authors have a knack for embellishing their arguments with enough footnotes to rival a PhD thesis, so you can be assured that if you do find yourself in a heated discussion about the legitimacy of the Dead Sea Scrolls, you’ll be well-equipped to sound like you know what you’re talking about. Just be careful where you take these opinions; your local pub quiz may never be the same again. Now, for those who enjoy a semblance of structure in their literary escapades, fear not! The book is neatly divided into chapters that are as unpredictable as the British weather. Each section promises a fresh take on the ancient texts, mixed with a hearty dollop of speculation and a dash of irony. Grab your trusty highlighter, because you’ll want to mark down all those delightful nuggets of “truth” that Baigent and Leigh present as if they’re the holy grail of knowledge. Condition: Good. Just like the secrets hidden within the pages of this book, it may have seen some action but remains surprisingly intact—no coffee stains or mysterious markings to suggest that it has been involved in any clandestine operations. This second-hand gem has been kept safe and sound, ready to accompany you on your own journey through the labyrinth of theories and conjectures. As you delve into the depths of this scholarly escapade, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about ancient history—if you dare to believe that Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh are the true unsung heroes of academia. Or perhaps, you’ll simply enjoy the ride and appreciate the irony of speculating about the past while reading a book that straddles the fine line between fact and fiction. Either way, “The Dead Sea Scrolls Deception” is bound to tickle your fancy and make you feel like a clever detective in a world where everyone else is blissfully unaware of the great scroll-related conspiracy. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to be both enlightened and entertained, because who knew archaeology could involve this much drama? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2986/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dead-sea-scrolls-deception-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552138789 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2985 The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho Step right up and feast your eyes on "The Alchemist," a book that dares to ask the profound question: what if you could turn your dreams into gold, but only after a tedious journey through the Sahara and an overabundance of metaphors? Published in 1999 by Harper Collins, this literary treasure trove — or perhaps more accurately, treasure cave — invites you to ponder the meaning of life through the eyes of a shepherd who seems rather too fond of wandering off to consult with mystical figures in the desert. Because, really, who needs a GPS when you have a personal legend? The back cover and a few pages are a bit crumpled, but its nothing major. Picture this: a young Andalusian shepherd named Santiago, who, after a rather unremarkable life tending to sheep, suddenly decides that he can’t resist the call of adventure. He sets off on a quest that involves a crystal merchant, an alchemist with an enigmatic grin, and, of course, a lot of pondering about the Soul of the World. One might suspect that the Soul has quite a busy schedule, what with all the philosophical discussions about dreams and destiny. But fret not! Santiago’s musings on his personal legend are sure to keep you on the edge of your seat — or perhaps just mildly amused. As you flip through the pages, you may notice that the prose reads like it’s been sprinkled with fairy dust, leaving behind a trail of clichés and inspirational quotes. One can’t help but admire Coelho’s ability to transform seemingly mundane occurrences into epiphanies that feel just a tad forced. What’s more intriguing is how these musings are often wrapped in a shimmering veil of simplicity, making you wonder if this is profound wisdom or just a slightly longer fortune cookie message. Either way, brace yourself for a journey that’s less about the destination and more about the metaphysical detours. But let’s not forget the supporting cast: the crystal merchant who dreams of journeys untraveled, the enigmatic alchemist who seems to have an unhealthy obsession with turning lead into gold, and the love interest who embodies the eternal conflict between heart and ambition. Each character adds their own sprinkle of seasoning to this already flavourful stew of allegory and life lessons. It’s a veritable buffet of existential pondering, though you might leave feeling a bit hungry for substance. Now, you may be wondering why this book has become a cult classic. Perhaps it’s the allure of self-discovery that draws readers in, or maybe it’s the promise that you, too, can discover your personal legend without ever having to step foot out of your living room. Or perhaps it’s simply a case of people wanting to feel connected to something that feels just a touch mysterious and profound, like a badly translated haiku. Who knows? In the end, it might just be the illusion of wisdom that keeps the pages turning. The perfect gift for the friend who claims to be on a spiritual journey but mostly just binge-watches reality TV. A great conversation starter at parties — especially if you’d like to watch people’s eyes glaze over. Ideal for those who believe that a picturesque desert backdrop can solve all of life’s problems. Guaranteed to make you ponder your life choices, especially if you’ve ever dreamt of becoming a shepherd. Perfect for passive-aggressive book clubs whose members enjoy pretending they understand deep philosophy. Condition: Good, which is to say, this book has seen some adventures of its own. It may have a few creases and a cover that’s just slightly worn, but that just adds character — like the wise old sage whose stories have been retold a thousand times, only to remain just as bewildering. It might not be pristine, but it’s ready to share its peculiar wisdom in all its slightly dog-eared glory. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey that promises more mystique than actual enlightenment, grab a cup of herbal tea, settle into your armchair, and peruse this delightful oddity from Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You might just discover your own personal legend waiting between the lines. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2985/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-alchemist-may-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780722532935 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2984 The Watercress Soup Diet by Marianne Dawson Discover the diet that celebrities swear by and that’s taken the country by storm. In The Watercress Soup Diet, Marianne Dawson introduces a revolutionary approach to weight loss that promises up to 10 pounds shed in just one week. This hunger-proof plan is not only easy to follow but also low in fat, high in fiber, and completely safe. Packed with hundreds of tips, delicious recipes, and exercise ideas, this book provides all the tools you need to lose weight and keep it off. Say goodbye to deprivation and hello to a healthier, happier you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2984/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-watercress-soup-diet-may-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Blake 9781903402733 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2982 Full Moon by PG Wodehouse Full Moon by P.G. Wodehouse A delightfully tangled romantic comedy set in the ever-chaotic Blandings Castle, Full Moon showcases Wodehouse at his comic best. The absent-minded Lord Emsworth, his meddling sisters, lovelorn young couples, and the sly butler Beach all collide in a plot full of misunderstandings, mistaken identities, and moonlit mischief. With Wodehouse’s signature wit and timeless charm, this novel is a joyful escape into a world where love triumphs—eventually—and laughter is guaranteed. First edition, but not dated. Assumed 1947. Dustcover in good condition, two minor tears in front dustcover as per image, but all there, and 1 similar tear in back about 1cm long, but whole dustcover is still there. This is otherwise in fantastic condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2982/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/full-moon-apr-2025.jpg 8.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Herbert Jenkins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2980 Ghost Country by Patrick Lee Ghost Country by Patrick Lee – Web Blurb Ghost Country is the gripping second installment in Patrick Lee’s high-octane thriller series featuring ex-special forces operative Travis Chase. Following the explosive events of The Breach, this sequel dives deeper into a shadowy world where advanced alien technology—known as the "Whisper"—holds the terrifying power to alter the future of humanity. When rogue scientists from a secretive government organization known as Tangent unlock a portal to a desolate, post-apocalyptic future, they discover a chilling vision of what’s to come—and only Travis Chase stands a chance at stopping it. With action that moves at breakneck speed and a plot packed with mind-bending twists, Ghost Country is a taut, intelligent thriller that blends science fiction and espionage into a pulse-pounding race against time. Perfect for fans of Michael Crichton and James Rollins, Ghost Country is a must-read for anyone who craves cinematic action, speculative technology, and a protagonist who won’t back down in the face of impossible odds. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2980/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ghost-country-apr-2025.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper 9780061584442 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2978 The Deadly Travellers by Dorothy Eden In the curious world of 1972, where bell-bottoms and big ideas were all the rage, Dorothy Eden unleashed “The Deadly Travellers,” a title as foreboding as the weather forecast on a dreary British afternoon. Set against a backdrop of shifting landscapes and the kind of intrigue usually reserved for tea breaks, this novel invites readers to ponder the genuine enigma of whether travel is actually worth the hassle. Spoiler alert: it’s probably not. Picture this: a group of intrepid souls, armed with little more than an outdated map and questionable decision-making skills, embark on a journey that’s destined to be anything but ordinary. Will they encounter treacherous terrain, mysterious strangers, and perhaps a sinister plot that could endanger their very lives? Or will they simply wind up in a quaint little village, sipping lukewarm tea while debating the merits of custard versus cream? In “The Deadly Travellers,” the possibilities are as varied as the flavours of crisps at your local corner shop. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself chuckling at the sheer absurdity of it all. The characters, each seemingly plucked from the more eccentric aisles of a second-hand bookshop, navigate an unpredictable world where the true danger lies not just in the journey, but in the fact that they’ve forgotten to pack enough socks. Eden’s knack for irony ensures that every misstep is laced with a delightful dose of self-deprecation, leaving readers questioning whether they should be laughing or cringing. The tension builds, but so does the absurdity, leading to a crescendo that’s about as thrilling as a game of bingo on a Tuesday evening. What can you expect from this literary escapade? A veritable smorgasbord of eccentricities that include: Characters whose motivations are as clear as pea soup. A plot that twists and turns, much like that one uncle at family gatherings. Unintentional comedy gold—a reminder that travel can be an exercise in chaos. Descriptive passages that evoke the spirit of a travel brochure gone rogue. Unexpected occurrences that make you question your own travel choices. The 1970s were a time when literature took itself very seriously, unless you were Dorothy Eden, who seemed to take a cheeky delight in poking fun at the tropes of the genre. In “The Deadly Travellers,” she crafts a narrative that is as much about the journey as it is about the absurdity of human nature. Prepare yourself for a kaleidoscope of experiences that may or may not reflect your own travel nightmares. You might even find some comfort in the thought that at least you didn’t pack your bags with the same stupidity as these characters. Condition: Good, which here means that it’s been gently read and possibly spilled upon, lending it an air of authenticity that only second-hand books can boast. The corners may be a tad dog-eared, but that’s simply evidence of its adventurous spirit, much like the characters within its pages. Expect a few creases, maybe a rogue coffee stain, and the delightful scent of nostalgia that wafts from every crinkled page. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to whisk you away—albeit with a few hiccups—then “The Deadly Travellers” might just fit the bill. Will it change your life? Probably not. But will it offer you a few chuckles and a glimpse into the chaotic world of travel gone wrong? Absolutely. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare to question your own life choices through the lens of bizarre literary escapades. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2978/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dorothy-eden-apr-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340107874 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2977 The Empty Hours by Ed McBain In the grand tradition of literary exploration, Ed McBain’s “The Empty Hours” invites you to luxuriate in the unfilled spaces of time—where minutes yawn like bored cats and the clock strikes that peculiar hour when nothing happens, yet everything feels significant. Published back in 1981 by Pan Books, this masterclass in ennui dares you to consider those moments of stillness—yes, the ones you often try to avoid during awkward social gatherings or while waiting for a bus that never seems to arrive. Imagine, if you will, a world where silence is not merely a void, but a rich tapestry woven from the threads of life’s mundane intricacies. McBain, with his quirkily sardonic touch, takes you through a labyrinth of empty hours—those slices of time that seem to stretch like a mile-long queue at the post office. Readers might find themselves questioning whether they’ve actually opened a book or merely stumbled upon a philosophical treatise on the art of procrastination. Is it a detective novel? A slice-of-life? Or perhaps a meta-narrative about the very act of reading? Treading the line like a tightrope walker on a fraying rope, McBain presents a cast of characters who are as perplexed by their own existence as the reader may be. Some may find it all maddening, while others might revel in the irony of narrating a story about the lack of activity. It’s like watching paint dry, but with a hint of existential dread, wrapped in a cover more evocative than a tepid cup of tea. Within these pages, you may encounter the following: Characters who are acutely aware of their own insignificance. Plot points that seem to elude definition, much like the last biscuit in the tin. Conversations that oscillate between profound and utterly pointless. Scenes that encourage you to reflect on the perils of idleness. And, of course, hours of your life you’ll never get back—cue the dramatic music! Perhaps the most striking aspect of “The Empty Hours” is how it captures the essence of what it means to be delightfully bored. One might even argue that McBain has crafted a narrative as elusive as a cup of coffee that has somehow gone cold during a long phone call. A friend once described reading it as akin to staring at a wall and contemplating the existential implications of the paint color. You may emerge from this literary escapade with more questions than answers, and possibly a newfound appreciation for the hustle and bustle of life. Condition: This book, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is in good condition, which is to say it’s experienced its fair share of empty hours but still holds promise for those daring enough to wade through the languid prose. Expect well-loved pages that carry the whispers of past readers, each one pondering their own empty hours in the margins. The cover may bear the scars of time—dog-eared corners and perhaps a mysterious coffee stain that becomes a conversation starter at your next book club meeting. So, if you’re looking to fill a void, or simply wish to reflect on the nature of emptiness, “The Empty Hours” might just be your ticket to a meditative journey through the art of doing absolutely nothing. Let Ed McBain take you on an odyssey through time that feels both oddly meaningful and utterly trivial, all while you question your own life choices, one empty hour at a time. Head to Crappy Old Books to procure this literary relic, if you dare, and prepare yourself for an experience that will make even the most mundane moments seem oddly profound. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2977/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mcbain-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330262798 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2975 Older and a Whole Lot Wiser by Young At Heart As the title suggests, "Older and a Whole Lot Wiser" is an audaciously cheeky attempt by the elusive author Young At Heart to reconcile the inevitable reality of aging with the sometimes dubious wisdom that comes along for the ride. Released in 2017 by the delightfully named Allsorted, this serves as a gentle reminder that while the years may pile up like unwashed laundry, the actual wisdom often resembles that slightly stale slice of cake you forgot at the back of the fridge. Book of puzzles, hardback, good condition.Mazes, Suduko, wordsearch etc that you complete with a pen. Within these pages, one might stumble upon a plethora of thoughts that are as enlightening as they are perplexing. Young At Heart offers sage advice that feels like it was whispered by your quirky Aunt Mabel during a Sunday roast—advice that may or may not have been filtered through a fog of gin and nostalgia. Expect to find musings on life, love, and the best ways to cope with that growing collection of grey hairs, which, according to the author, can be quite stylish if you squint just right. Imagine the author, who probably wears socks with sandals as a subtle protest against societal norms, passionately pontificating about the virtues of embracing life’s absurdities. This book is a treasure trove of what you didn’t know you needed to know. It promises to enlighten you on topics such as the best excuses for not attending social events, how to effectively ignore your family’s unsolicited advice, and why it’s perfectly acceptable to have a minor existential crisis over a cup of tea. Yes, tea—a drink that is supposedly the elixir of life, though it often boils down to merely masking the taste of regret. The prose is peppered with witticisms that are as sharp as a butter knife and as comforting as a woollen blanket in a drafty old flat. Young At Heart manages to pepper in relatable anecdotes that make you nod in agreement, or perhaps roll your eyes, if you’ve had the misfortune of living through similar experiences. Who wouldn’t want to read a book that often feels like a chat with a friend who’s always slightly more eccentric than you? In an era where self-help books are as prevalent as pigeons in Trafalgar Square, this one stands out, if only because of the sheer audacity of its title. The juxtaposition of being “older” yet “a whole lot wiser” is like trying to convince someone that a vintage car is better than a new one simply because it has “character.” It’s the kind of logic that would make a philosopher weep, while also questioning the state of humanity. Condition: Good, which is to say that it has seen some action—perhaps a cup of coffee has left a charming stain or two, and the spine is ever so slightly creased, as if it has experienced the weight of life’s many musings. There may even be a few dog-eared pages that hint at the wisdom you simply must not miss, or perhaps serve as a warning of the dubious nature of the advice contained within. If you’re on the hunt for a book that will make you chuckle, cringe, and contemplate your life choices all at once, “Older and a Whole Lot Wiser” is your ticket to an ironic journey through the musings of someone who has clearly embraced the chaos of aging with a glass of wine in one hand and a dog-eared copy of their own book in the other. So, why not add this quirky little gem to your collection? You’ll be supporting Crappy Old Books while also ensuring you have a conversation starter for your next gathering—or a perfect excuse for not going at all. After all, isn’t finding wisdom in the absurd one of the true joys of growing older? You might just become the wisest one at the pub, or at the very least, the most entertaining. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2975/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/older-and-a-whole-lot-wiser-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allsorted 9781910562956 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2973 Singing Spears by EV Thompson In a world where spears seem to sing, one can only wonder what kind of mischief an author like EV Thompson was up to in 1982. Published by Pan Books—an imprint that’s weathered more literary storms than most of us have had hot dinners—"Singing Spears" is a curious concoction that promises to be as enigmatic as its title suggests. What precisely is a singing spear? Is it a weapon of war that serenades its enemies before delivering a fatal blow, or perhaps a quirky object that moonlights as a failed pop star? Only time—and the pages of this book—will reveal the truth. Thompson, known for his penchant for the obscure, seems to have taken a particular interest in the intersection of weaponry and melody. One imagines him at his writing desk, surrounded by an array of unsharpened pencils, a cup of cold tea, and a playlist that ranges from medieval battle hymns to the latest Synthwave hits. The book teeters on the edge of historical fiction and absurdist comedy, taking readers on a journey that may or may not involve actual singing spears. Perhaps they hum a jaunty tune as they fly through the air, or maybe they’re just a metaphor for the trials and tribulations of human conflict. Who knows? Certainly not us. As you leaf through the slightly yellowed pages—a delightful testament to its age and previous ownership—you will encounter a cast of characters so eclectic that they could easily be mistaken for a band of eccentric performers auditioning for a reality show set in a dystopian battlefield. Thompson’s knack for characterisation is like a double-edged sword; while some characters might leap off the page with vividness akin to a javelin thrown by an enthusiastic athlete, others may meander around like a confused sheep in search of a hidden pasture. Throughout the narrative, readers will be treated to a delightful mixture of both prose and poetry, as Thompson wields his pen like a bard at a Renaissance fair. Expect passages that wax lyrical about the beauty of combat or the harmony found in chaos. And let’s not forget the unintentional irony of a book featuring ‘singing’ spears being published in an era that saw the rise of synthesised music and New Wave—a true cultural cocktail. But why stop at mere words? The book also includes a curious index of ‘Spear-Related Terms’ that would make even the most ardent weaponry enthusiast raise an eyebrow. You’ll find listings for terms such as “spearhead” and “pointy end,” alongside delightful gems like “tune-toting lance,” making it the perfect companion for the casual reader and the scholarly spearman alike. Condition: Good. This book has experienced the trials of time with a few dog-eared pages and a smattering of annotations from previous owners, who may have been attempting to decipher the melodies of the spears. Its cover shows signs of wear, as if it has been carried in and out of too many bookshops, gathering stories of its own along the way. With a spine that no longer cracks, it stands resolutely as a testament to literary endurance, ready to impart its quirky wisdom upon a new generation of readers. As you delve into "Singing Spears," you may find yourself pondering the absurdity of life, the inexplicable nature of art, or perhaps just why nobody has ever thought to make an actual singing spear. With this book in hand, you are not merely a reader; you are an unwitting participant in a literary experiment that celebrates the intersection of the imaginative and the ridiculous. So if you fancy expanding your collection of oddities or simply want to impress your friends with your literary quirks, look no further than this delightful oddball of a book. Available at Crappy Old Books, it’s the kind of treasure that invites more questions than it answers, ensuring that your reading experience is as unpredictable as a spear that sings at the most inopportune moments. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2973/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/singing-spears-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330281805 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2972 The War Lover by John Hersey The War Lover by John Hersey – A Gripping Portrait of Conflict and Obsession The War Lover by John Hersey is a powerful novel that explores the psychological toll of war through the lives of bomber crewmen during World War II. Set in England in 1943, the story follows the intense dynamic between Captain Buzz Marrow, a thrill-seeking pilot addicted to combat, and Lieutenant Sam Drexler, the more introspective and morally conflicted narrator. As they fly perilous missions over Europe, Hersey delves into themes of masculinity, heroism, and the destructive seduction of war itself. With stark realism and emotional depth, Hersey—renowned for Hiroshima—crafts a haunting examination of how war can both elevate and erode the human spirit. The War Lover is not just a war story; it’s a study of character, power, and the unsettling romance between violence and identity. Slightl;y warped spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2972/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-war-lover-apr-2025.jpg 1.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2971 The Greeks by HDF Kitto In a world where the ancient Greeks are often relegated to the dusty corners of history books, HDF Kitto boldly resurrects them, perhaps with more enthusiasm than the average person typically reserves for a Monday morning. Originally published in the grand year of 1976, this tome from Penguin somehow manages to blend the erudition of scholarly analysis with the delightful charm of someone laughing fondly at their own dad jokes. Spoiler alert: there are no dad jokes, just witticisms that might make your eye twitch in both delight and confusion. Kitto, armed with nothing but a pen and a fierce love for all things Greek, takes us on a ride through the annals of time, as if he’s both the charioteer and the chariot itself. Expect to be whisked away (not literally, of course, unless you’re reading this on a moving bus) to a land where philosophers wielded ideas sharper than swords and where democracy was either the greatest invention since sliced bread or merely a plot twist that went awry. You’ll find yourself pondering whether Socrates would have enjoyed a pint of lager or if Plato preferred his olives on the side. Strap in for a journey through the high and low points of Greek history, where Kitto expertly blends context with commentary, like a good moussaka layered with just the right amounts of cheese and sarcasm. With each turn of the page, you might find yourself inadvertently adopting the posture of a philosopher, pondering the greater meaning of life, or at least the meaning of your own life choices—like why you bought this book in the first place. Now, you might be thinking, “What’s in it for me?” Ah, dear reader, that’s where the magic lies. Here are some enlightening nuggets you can expect to wrestle with: A deep dive into the lives of athletes and their questionable fashion choices. Insights into the philosophical ponderings that might cause you to reconsider your stance on pineapple on pizza. Historical anecdotes that could rival any rumor you’ve overheard at the pub. Unraveling the mystery of why the Greeks were so drawn to their own mythology (hint: it involved a lot of existential dread). Glimpses of the social dynamics that may or may not resemble your last family gathering. One may argue that Kitto’s prose has the rare ability to make history feel like a lively discussion over a cup of tea, as opposed to the usual drudgery associated with reading about long-dead civilizations. He navigates through the complexities of their lives with the finesse of someone who knows where all the good pubs are, but can’t quite remember how to get there without a map. Each chapter feels like a conversation with an old friend who insists on bringing up the time you fell into a fountain—because that’s how history is, isn’t it? A series of mildly embarrassing moments strung together by far more serious pursuits. Condition: Good, as assessed by our quality control team (who may or may not be a bunch of cats lounging around in sunbeams). The cover exhibits the charming wear of a book that has been loved, possibly passed around at a book club where everyone drank too much wine and nobody remembered to take notes. Pages are as crisp as a morning breeze, though they bear the delicate, affectionate creases of a book that has traveled from shelf to shelf, perhaps dodging the occasional coffee spill along the way. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to enlighten, amuse, and maybe even confuse you in equal measure, look no further. “The Greeks” is waiting for you at Crappy Old Books, where you’ll discover that not all treasures are shiny, and sometimes, the quirkiest finds are the most delightful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2971/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-greeks-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140202205 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2970 The Frank Muir Book - SIGNED by Frank Muir Step right up, dear reader, and feast your eyes upon a veritable treasure trove of wit and whimsy, as plucked from the dusty shelves of yesteryear! Enter the world of “The Frank Muir Book,” a splendid concoction penned by the man himself—Frank Muir, a name that may or may not ring a bell in your cerebral caverns. If you fancy a jaunt through the mind of a 1970s British comedy writer, you’ve stumbled upon a relic that might tickle your fancy, provided the fancy is indeed tickled by the absurd. Picture this: it’s 1977. The air is thick with the scent of polyester suits and the echo of laughter from television screens across the UK. Enter Frank Muir, the mastermind behind a good portion of that laughter, armed with nothing more than a quill and a penchant for the absurd. This book is a kaleidoscope of his thoughts, anecdotes, and perhaps a few questionable puns—because why not? After all, what’s life without a dash of irony and a sprinkle of sarcasm? Muir’s clever wordplay and dry humour manage to encapsulate the very essence of British comedy—think Monty Python, but with slightly fewer fish-slapping dances and a lot more tea. Now, you might be wondering what exactly is stuffed within these pages. Well, fear not! The Frank Muir Book promises to deliver a smorgasbord of delightful nonsense and delightful insights, ranging from tales of his own misadventures in the world of comedy to his musings on the peculiarities of life. You could almost say it’s a self-portrait crafted in words, though it’s unlikely he’d ever let a paintbrush near his work. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through his thoughts, as you navigate through a collection that may or may not have been edited by a sentient hedgehog. For those who appreciate the whimsical, you can expect a fine assortment of curiosities that might include, but are not limited to: Insightful observations about the British penchant for waiting in lines. Irreverent commentary on the state of contemporary society (1977 edition, of course). Witty musings on the ever-enigmatic nature of the human condition. Charming anecdotes involving tea, biscuits, and the odd existential crisis. Prominent references to the best types of mustaches, because who doesn’t love a good ‘tache? As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself questioning not only what Muir meant by a particular quip, but also why you didn’t wear that hideous orange jumper you have stashed in the back of your wardrobe. The genius of Frank Muir lies not just in his ability to make you giggle, but in his knack for prompting contemplation that meanders between the profound and the utterly absurd. Who knew a book could double as a time machine, whisking you away to an era where humor was as dry as the biscuit left at the bottom of your tea? Condition: Good. Yes, after years of being thumbed through and perhaps even spilled upon, this book has retained a certain charm reminiscent of a well-loved teddy bear—slightly worn but bursting with character. It may have a few dog-eared pages, and odd stains that could be anything from coffee to the tears of laughter shed by its previous owners, but that merely adds to its patina of history. So why not add this charmingly chaotic volume to your collection? It may not come with an ISBN, but it does come with a side of nostalgia served warm, straight from the Golden Age of British humor. Remember, when you purchase a copy of “The Frank Muir Book” from Crappy Old Books, you’re not just buying a book; you’re acquiring an experience wrapped in layers of irony and sprinkled with the zest of life—much like Muir himself. Grab your copy today and let the chuckles commence! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2970/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-frank-muir-book-apr-2025.jpg 0.99 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2969 The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 3-4 by Sue Townsend Discover the Hilarious World of Adrian Mole – A Teenage Classic by Sue Townsend Step into the wonderfully awkward and comically relatable world of The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend. This much-loved novel, told through the diary entries of Adrian Mole, an overly intellectual yet endearingly naive teenager, captures the trials and tribulations of adolescence in 1980s Britain. From spots and school crushes to family drama and literary ambitions, Adrian’s hilarious observations and dramatic inner life have charmed generations of readers. A sharp, satirical take on teenage angst and adult absurdity, this modern classic is both heartwarming and laugh-out-loud funny. Perfect for teens and nostalgic adults alike, Adrian Mole’s diary is a timeless window into the chaos of growing up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2969/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-diary-of-adrian-mole-aged-13-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413537904 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2968 Seven Types of Ambiguity by Elliot Perlman In a world where clarity is often prized above all else—think of it as the cultural equivalent of a well-groomed hedge—Elliot Perlman boldly sails the turbulent seas of confusion with his 2004 magnum opus, "Seven Types of Ambiguity." Published by Picador (we imagine the publisher flipping through the pages with a bemused expression), this book presents itself as a labyrinthine exploration of the many shades of uncertainty. The only thing less clear than the narrative is how many cups of coffee Perlman must have consumed to concoct this delightful brain-teaser. Perlman’s approach to ambiguity is something akin to a buffet where each dish is indiscernibly similar yet provokes a different kind of indigestion. Readers are invited to contemplate profound questions while simultaneously wondering if they’ve accidentally picked up a menu instead of a novel. One can only assume that Perlman had a vendetta against straightforward storytelling, deciding instead to construct a narrative that requires not just reading, but a PhD in deciphering literary enigmas. Perhaps he was channeling the spirit of a well-meaning yet perplexing uncle who insists on asking riddles at dinner parties. What does it mean to be ambiguous? It’s like asking what it means to wear socks with sandals: everyone has an opinion, but no one seems to agree. This book presents a smorgasbord of ambiguity types, each more tantalisingly vague than the last. Is it a metaphor for life, or perhaps a cheeky jab at our incessant need for definition? Readers are left to ponder whether they are indeed reading a novel or participating in a form of avant-garde performance art. Is it possible that "Seven Types of Ambiguity" is just a long-winded way of saying, “I have no idea”? Only the author and the spirits of literary critics past truly know. As you flip through the pages of this literary conundrum, expect to encounter a cavalcade of characters whose intentions are as clear as mud. Each archetype dances merrily through a narrative fog, complicating and contradicting each other with all the grace of a three-legged elephant. Amidst this jumble of identities, you might find yourself questioning not just the characters’ motivations, but your own choices in picking up such a book in the first place. Who needs straightforward narratives when you can enjoy a carnival of confusion? Condition: Good. This particular copy has seen some wear, likely from being passed around at dinner parties where one family member insists on discussing the book’s themes in excruciating detail while others quietly sip their wine, wishing for a more straightforward thriller. Its pages may bear the marks of furtive underlining, as if someone in a fit of existential dread was trying to find meaning within the ambiguity. The cover is intact, though perhaps a tad dog-eared—much like one’s own sanity after wrestling with the philosophical implications nestled within. Now, what about the bonuses? This book comes complete with the delightful ambiguity of used book sales: dog-eared pages, the faint scent of old coffee, and the nagging feeling that you’ve been here before. These layers of character add to its charm, transforming the reading experience into an unpredictable affair. It could be a quiet afternoon with a cup of tea or an existential crisis waiting to happen. But that’s the joy of "Seven Types of Ambiguity": you never quite know what you’re going to get, much like a surprise family reunion. If you’re in the market for a book that evokes the delightful frustration of questioning your life choices while simultaneously trying to decipher the meaning of life itself, look no further. Come find your new favourite conversational piece at Crappy Old Books, where even the titles promise more questions than answers. Perhaps you’ll leave with not just a book, but a new perspective on ambiguity—and maybe a little more perplexed than when you started. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2968/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/seven-types-of-ambiguity-apr-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330364942 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2967 The Vampyre of Moura by Virginia Coffman In a literary world overflowing with vampire lore, one might assume a title like The Vampyre of Moura would teem with the expected tropes: the brooding antagonist, an unsuspecting maiden, and a foggy castle steeped in melodrama. Yet, Virginia Coffman’s 1970 masterpiece, published by the illustrious Ace Books—who presumably had a moment of clarity when they signed off on this one—decides to break the mold, or at the very least, take a rather unconventional sledgehammer to it. This book has a strange slot taken out at the top left. Its similar to how they used to punch tickets in the old days. Picture this: a quaint village, a dash of the supernatural, and a mystery lurking in the shadows. Our philandering protagonist, who may or may not have a penchant for capes and crypts, finds himself ensnared in a web of intrigue that could make even the most seasoned detective lose their cool. Coffman masterfully blends elements of the gothic with a distinctly ironic flair, leaving readers wondering if they should be horrified or chuckling at the absurdity of it all. In short, if you’re searching for a conventional bloodsucker, prepare to be underwhelmed—but if you seek a delightful romp through the absurd, you’re in for quite the treat. The pages are said to crackle with witty repartee, as characters engage in conversations that feel reminiscent of a rainy afternoon at a tea shop, where the biscuits are overcooked, and the gossip is deliciously scandalous. Yet, amidst the banter, you may find yourself wrestling with existential questions about love, mortality, and whether or not that last biscuit was indeed worth the calories. But don’t think for a moment that this is all fluff and frivolity. Coffman takes you on a psychological journey that forces you to confront the darker corners of your mind—much like finding a forgotten piece of fruit at the back of your fridge. It may be slightly rotten, but there’s a strange satisfaction in uncovering it, isn’t there? The underlying tension will have you questioning not just the motives of the characters, but your very own choices regarding potato chips and late-night snacks. As you wander through the pages, you’ll encounter a host of peculiar characters that give the word ‘eccentric’ a run for its money. From the town’s overly dramatic mayor to the mysterious, enigmatic figure that may or may not be the titular vampyre, each character is a delightful oddity that serves to remind you of that peculiar cousin you only see at family gatherings—fascinating, bewildering, and perhaps just a little unsettling. Condition: Good. This copy of The Vampyre of Moura has survived the test of time, much like a stale piece of bread at the back of your pantry. It may show minor signs of wear—perhaps a few dog-eared pages or a coffee stain from a reader who was too engrossed to notice their cup teetering perilously close. Rest assured, it still holds all the charm and quirkiness intended by Coffman, as its slightly yellowed pages exude a certain nostalgic aroma of yesteryears. Now, let’s not forget the real reason you’re holding this book in your hands: the sheer, unadulterated fun of it all. You might just find yourself laughing out loud in your living room, much to the confusion of your houseplants. This literary escapade is perfect for those who enjoy a good dose of irony with their supernatural thrills—because who says you can’t have a chuckle while fearfully glancing over your shoulder at dusk? So why not indulge in the eccentricity of Coffman’s world? After all, it’s not every day you stumble upon a vampire who might just be as confused about life as you are. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare yourself for a whirlwind of quirky encounters that might have you questioning not just the existence of vampires, but also the very fabric of your reality. Or at least your snack choices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2967/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vampyre-of-moura-apr-2025.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2966 Nightrunners of Bengal by John Masters Nightrunners of Bengal by John Masters – Web Blurb Set against the backdrop of the 1857 Indian Mutiny, Nightrunners of Bengal by John Masters is a gripping historical novel that blends vivid storytelling with military drama and cultural tension. The story follows Captain Rodney Savage of the British East India Company as he confronts betrayal, rebellion, and moral conflict in the midst of a violent uprising. As the simmering unrest erupts into full-blown revolt, Savage must navigate the complexities of loyalty, colonialism, and personal loss in a land he both loves and serves. With rich detail, intense action, and emotional depth, Nightrunners of Bengal offers a compelling glimpse into a turbulent period of history—making it a must-read for fans of historical fiction and military adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2966/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nightrunners-of-bengal-apr-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2965 The Mediterranean World In Late Antiquity by Averil Cameron Ah, "The Mediterranean World In Late Antiquity," a title that evokes images of sun-drenched shores, olive groves swaying in warm breezes, and a plethora of toga-wearing scholars disputing the finer points of philosophy over a glass of wine. But spare yourself the leisurely stroll along the sandy beaches of your imagination; this is not a holiday read. Instead, you’ll find yourself on an intellectual odyssey through the tumultuous seas of history, where empires rise and fall with the same alarming regularity as British weather forecasts. Published in 1996 by the esteemed Routledge, this work is as much a time capsule as a book, serving as a portal to a world where the Mediterranean was less about lounging and more about grappling with the complexities of cultural exchanges, trade, and social transformations. Averil Cameron, the author, is not just a historian but an architect of narratives that intertwine the threads of late antiquity into a tapestry so vibrant you may be tempted to hang it on your wall—if only it were decor-friendly. But don’t let the sun-soaked title deceive you; this isn’t a light-hearted romp through history. Instead, you’ll be whacked over the head with information like a particularly obstinate fish at a local market. Cameron meticulously charts the shifts in power, religion, and societal norms, which would have made even the most skilled Mediterranean sailor sea-sick. The narrative whisks you from the shores of North Africa to the bustling markets of Constantinople, where you might wish to pack your bags but soon realize there’s far too much paperwork involved in getting a visa for a historical trip. As you navigate the pages, you may encounter topics that pique your interest and others that make you question your very existence, such as: The transition from paganism to Christianity—because nothing says ’goodbye beach vibes’ like a reformation. The economic structures that underpinned the trade routes—fascinating unless you’re counting the grains of sand in your hourglass. The social implications of imperial decline—yes, it’s a bit like watching your local pub close down. The role of women in a changing world—an enlightening yet sobering reflection that could inspire a few modern-day debates. And of course, the lingering question of what ‘late antiquity’ actually means—spoiler alert: it’s not just a time period, but a state of mind. Each chapter reads like a history lecture delivered by your most enthusiastic, slightly mad professor, complete with hand gestures and a penchant for obscure references. You may find yourself questioning what you’ve learned in traditional classrooms, wondering why no one ever told you that history could be this engaging—or bewildering. Not to spoil the plot twist, but the Mediterranean is less of a vacation destination and more of a battleground where ideas clash, just like the waves against the cliffs. Condition: Good, but like any second-hand book, it has its quirks. Expect a few dog-eared pages that may have been turned by someone in a particularly earnest pursuit of knowledge (or perhaps just a nap). The cover shows signs of wear—the kind that suggests it has been both cherished and perhaps a tad neglected. The spine is holding up, which is more than can be said for some of the empires discussed within. So, if you’re ready to exchange the sound of seagulls for the echo of ancient debates, or if you’re simply on a quest to impress your friends with your newfound historical prowess, “The Mediterranean World In Late Antiquity” is awaiting your perusal. Just remember, it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, where the charm of aged literature meets the irony of a well-thumbed past. Happy reading—or should we say, ’happy historical grappling’? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2965/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mediterranean-world-in-late-antiquity-apr-2025.jpg 0.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9780415014212 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2963 Darkness Visible by Nicholas Tucker Darkness Visible: Philip Pullman and His Dark Materials by Nicholas Tucker is an insightful exploration into the imaginative universe of one of Britain’s most celebrated authors. This revised and updated edition delves into Pullman’s acclaimed His Dark Materials trilogy, offering readers a comprehensive guide to the series’ intricate themes, rich symbolism, and philosophical underpinnings.​ Tucker, a respected academic and literary critic, examines the trilogy’s engagement with concepts such as authority, religion, and the nature of consciousness. He also provides context on Pullman’s influences, from Milton’s Paradise Lost to Blake’s poetry, and discusses how these shape the narrative and its characters. The book serves as both an introduction for new readers and a deeper analysis for longtime fans, enhancing the appreciation of Pullman’s complex storytelling.​ Whether you’re revisiting Lyra’s world or discovering it for the first time, Darkness Visible offers a compelling companion to understanding the depth and breadth of Pullman’s work. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2963/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/darkness-visible-apr-02025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wizard Books 9781840464825 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2962 Playing To The Gallery by Greyson Perry Playing to the Gallery by Grayson Perry is a witty, insightful, and refreshingly accessible guide to the often perplexing world of contemporary art. Based on his acclaimed 2013 BBC Radio 4 Reith Lectures, this compact book serves as both a critique and celebration of the art world, aiming to demystify its complexities for a broader audience.​ sth-gallery.com+7entertainingmrpetre.wordpress.com+7Shiny New Books+7 Perry, a Turner Prize-winning artist known for his ceramics and cross-dressing alter ego "Claire," addresses fundamental questions that many hesitate to ask: What qualifies as art? Who determines its value? Is it acceptable to dislike certain artworks? With his characteristic humor and candor, he challenges the notion that art appreciation requires specialized knowledge, asserting that anyone can engage with and enjoy art.​ The book delves into topics such as the influence of curators and collectors, the role of art institutions, and the often opaque language used in art discourse. Perry critiques the elitism and jargon that can alienate the public, advocating for a more inclusive and straightforward approach to art appreciation.​ Interspersed with Perry’s own illustrations, Playing to the Gallery is not just informative but also visually engaging. It encourages readers to trust their instincts and experiences when interacting with art, promoting a more personal and less intimidating relationship with the creative world.​ Whether you’re an art enthusiast or a curious newcomer, Grayson Perry’s Playing to the Gallery offers a thoughtful and entertaining exploration of contemporary art, inviting readers to look beyond the pretensions and connect with art on their own terms.​ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2962/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/playing-to-the-gallery-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Particular Books 9781846148576 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2960 Stars and Planets by Ian Ridpath and Wil Tirion Stars and Planets by Ian Ridpath and Wil Tirion is the ultimate field guide for amateur astronomers and stargazing enthusiasts. This compact yet comprehensive book combines Ridpath’s expert explanations with Tirion’s beautifully detailed sky charts to help readers identify constellations, stars, planets, and deep-sky objects across both hemispheres. With up-to-date data, stunning illustrations, and clear night-sky maps, Stars and Planets is perfect for beginners and experienced skywatchers alike. Whether you’re exploring the universe through binoculars or just with the naked eye, this trusted guide brings the wonders of the night sky within reach. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2960/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stars-and-planets-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780007100798 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2959 The Hillwalkers Guide To Mountaineering by Terry Adby and Stuart Johnston The Hillwalkers Guide To Mountaineering (2008) – Terry Adby & Stuart Johnston (Cicerone) A practical and highly regarded introduction to the skills every hillwalker needs before stepping up into the world of mountaineering. Adby and Johnston, both seasoned instructors, cover everything from equipment and navigation through to scrambling, ropework, and winter techniques. Published by Cicerone in 2008, this guide blends clear instruction with diagrams and photographs, making it a solid companion for anyone looking to move confidently from the hills onto more serious ground. Our copy has seen a few miles itself (like its readers are meant to), but remains a reliable, no-nonsense manual for aspiring mountaineers. Perfect if you want the wisdom without the shiny price tag. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2959/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-hillwalkers-guide-to-mountaineering-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cicerone 9781852843939 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2958 Girls by William Beausay and Kathryn Beausay In a world where the term “Girls” might elicit visions of frilly dresses, giggles, and the inexplicable urge to jump rope, William and Kathryn Beausay have decided to take this innocuous word and throw it into a blender of ideas so bizarre it’s a miracle the cover hasn’t been embossed with a warning label. Published in 2002 by Spire, this book is sure to leave you pondering life’s most perplexing questions, such as: “Where did I leave my sanity?” and “Is it really a good idea to purchase a book from a place called Crappy Old Books?” What exactly can one expect from a volume simply titled “Girls”? Perhaps a treatise on the complexities of femininity? A deep dive into the social constructs that bind young ladies in a web of pink, perfumed expectations? Or could it be an avant-garde guide on how to unleash inner chaos while sporting a tiara? The possibilities are as endless as your imagination—if your imagination were to go on holiday to a place where coherence doesn’t exist. As you thumb through the pages of this literary enigma, you’ll find a delightful mix of prose that dances between the absurd and the mundane, challenging your perceptions of what it means to be a “girl” in a post-millennium landscape. Each chapter unfolds like a piece of origami—beautiful, yet somehow twisted. You may stumble upon heartfelt musings on friendship, or perhaps a surreal examination of how the internet has turned us all into a peculiar breed of social media butterflies, flitting about with little regard for actual human interactions. Along the way, you can expect to encounter: A chapter dedicated to the art of assembling the perfect slumber party snack platter, complete with an existential crisis over the choice between gummy bears and potato chips. Exemplary anecdotes from the authors’ own experiences, which may or may not include the time they attempted to host a book club for cats. A bizarre passion project that involves knitting sweaters for inanimate objects—because why not? Unsolicited advice on how to master the delicate balance of being fabulous while simultaneously being perpetually confused. Quotes so profound that they could grace the walls of a trendy coffee shop, yet are so outlandish you wonder if they were written in a dream state. As you embark on this journey through the minds of the Beausaays, it’s important to remember that the authors are experts in the field of being delightfully peculiar. So if you’re seeking conventional wisdom, you may be better off flipping through a parenting manual—or even a dictionary. However, if you crave a literary experience that feels like a rollercoaster ride through a funhouse mirror maze, then “Girls” might just be the perfect accompaniment to your next bout of existential dread. Condition: This book is in good condition, which can mean anything from “barely read” to “I’m not sure what’s happening but the pages are intact.” There may be a stray coffee stain or two, possibly from a previous reader grappling with profound confusion. But hey, that’s just the charm of second-hand literature. Embrace the quirks! So grab your copy of “Girls” from Crappy Old Books, where even the titles are a little bit sassy, and prepare yourself for a reading experience that’s nothing short of a delightful, bewildering romp through the art of being unashamedly you. Just remember to keep your sense of humour handy—it may come in useful as you unfold the layers of this peculiar literary creation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2958/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/girls-apr-2025.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Spire 9780800786830 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2957 2010 Odyssey Two by Arthur C Clarke Explore the Mysteries of the Cosmos in 2010: Odyssey Two by Arthur C. Clarke 2010: Odyssey Two is Arthur C. Clarke’s thrilling sequel to the science fiction classic 2001: A Space Odyssey. Picking up nine years after the mysterious disappearance of the Discovery One spacecraft, this gripping novel takes readers deeper into space—and deeper into the enigma of the monolith and the vanished astronaut, Dave Bowman. As a joint Soviet-American crew embarks on a mission to Jupiter to retrieve Discovery and uncover what really happened, Clarke blends hard science with visionary speculation. The novel explores artificial intelligence, alien life, and the future of humanity in a story that is both suspenseful and awe-inspiring. Perfect for fans of space exploration and cerebral sci-fi, 2010: Odyssey Two continues Clarke’s grand vision of mankind’s place in the universe. With scientific rigor and poetic imagination, it’s a must-read for anyone fascinated by what lies beyond the stars. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2957/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/2010-odyssey-two-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granada 9780586056998 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2956 A Murder Is Announced by Agatha Christie A Murder Is Announced by Agatha Christie A quiet English village is thrown into chaos when a mysterious newspaper notice announces a murder—before it even happens. In Agatha Christie’s classic whodunit A Murder Is Announced, Miss Marple is called to unravel a chilling case full of hidden identities, deadly secrets, and expertly planted red herrings. When the lights go out and a shot rings through the drawing room at Little Paddocks, the real mystery begins. Who is the victim, who is the killer—and why was the murder advertised in advance? Perfect for fans of traditional detective fiction, this gripping novel is one of Christie’s most clever and surprising tales. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2956/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-murder-is-announced-apr-2025.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780008196554 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2955 Quidditch by Kennilworthy Whisp Quidditch Through the Ages by Kennilworthy Whisp – A Must-Read for Every Wizarding Sports Fan! Dive into the magical world of broomsticks, bludgers, and brilliant Quidditch history with Quidditch Through the Ages by Kennilworthy Whisp. This definitive guide, beloved by Hogwarts students and professional players alike, explores the origins of the sport, its evolution through the centuries, and the unique rules and regional variations that make Quidditch the wizarding world’s most thrilling game. From the early days of the Golden Snitch to the glory of the World Cup, Whisp’s wit and expertise make this a fun, informative read for witches, wizards, and even curious Muggles. A perfect companion for any Harry Potter fan, this book captures the spirit and excitement of the game that keeps the wizarding world on the edge of its seat. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2955/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/quidditch-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747554714 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2954 The Watchmaker of Filigree Street by Natasha Pulley Step into a world where clockwork meets clairvoyance in Natasha Pulley’s enchanting debut, The Watchmaker of Filigree Street. Set against the backdrop of 1880s London, the novel follows Thaniel Steepleton, a humble telegraphist whose life takes an unexpected turn when a mysterious gold pocket watch saves him from a deadly bombing. His quest to uncover the watch’s origins leads him to Keita Mori, an enigmatic Japanese watchmaker with the uncanny ability to remember the future.​ (no title)+11BookerTalk+11Judith McKinnon+11 CravenWild+9thebookaholicacademy.com+9Fanlore+9 As Thaniel delves deeper into Mori’s world, he encounters Grace Carrow, an Oxford physicist challenging Victorian gender norms. Together, they navigate a tapestry of political intrigue, scientific discovery, and subtle romance. Pulley’s narrative weaves historical fiction with elements of steampunk and magical realism, creating a story rich in atmospheric detail and emotional depth.​ Judith McKinnon+7Goodreads+7First Line Reader+7 BookerTalk For readers seeking a novel that combines the charm of Victorian London with the allure of speculative fiction, The Watchmaker of Filigree Street offers a compelling and imaginative journey.​ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2954/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-watchmaker-of-filigree-street-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9781408854310 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2953 Postcapitalism - A Guide To Our Future by Paul Mason Ah, “Postcapitalism - A Guide To Our Future,” a title that dares to dream while wearing its slippers and sipping chamomile tea. Penned by the ever-optimistic Paul Mason in a year not far off from when people thought the world might actually end (remember 2016?), this book promises to whisk you away on a train of thought that’s perpetually running late but somehow still gets to the station... eventually. A love letter to the idea that there’s more to life than just relentless consumerism, it’s like finding the last piece of that jigsaw puzzle you thought was lost forever, only to discover it doesn’t quite fit any of the pictures you had in mind. Mason’s musings tread lightly on the fragile ground of our collective economic psyche, attempting to pave a shiny new path for the future. He invites readers to consider a world where profit isn’t king and the word “capitalism” doesn’t induce existential dread. In his vision, everyone sits around a campfire, sharing their organic kale chips as they discuss how to dismantle the monetary system one social media post at a time. You might even imagine it as a utopia with free Wi-Fi and unlimited avocado toast, if that doesn’t sound too dystopian for you. The Penguin publishing house, known for their love of the avant-garde and the slightly pretentious, has brought this tome to life. Or perhaps they saw it as a chance to sell more books to the people who claim to hate capitalism while buying books about how to end it. Here, in the pages of this guide, you’ll find an intellectual buffet, complete with all the side dishes of theory, critique, and a sprinkling of optimism that feels a bit like an uninvited guest at the party. Should you crack open this literary indulgence, prepare to experience the following: A philosophical exploration that might make your head spin faster than a cheap car on a roundabout. Thoughts about technology that occasionally veer into sci-fi territory, where robots may or may not take over your job at the local café. Ideas so radical that they might make your conservative uncle choke on his Sunday roast. Examples of societies supposedly thriving outside the capitalist paradigm—because who wouldn’t want to live in a commune where everyone is perpetually friendly? A sprinkle of pessimism, as if to remind you that utopias, like those delightful cheese platters at parties, often come with moldy bits. Somewhere between the lines, you might find Mason’s subtle jab at the very system that allows for the publication of books like this one. It’s almost as if he’s saying, “Yes, I’m selling you a guide to dismantling capitalism, but first, let me profit off of it!” A delicious irony, served warm and with a dollop of sarcasm, making it the perfect read for those who enjoy biting the hand that feeds them while still politely thanking it. Condition: Good. This book has clearly survived its own existential crisis, showing only a few signs of wear—perhaps a dog-eared page or two, as if someone couldn’t quite decide whether they agreed with Mason’s musings or were just confused by them. No significant stains—though the scent of regret might linger faintly, much like the aroma of cheap coffee on a Tuesday morning. So, if you’re in the market for a second-hand book that challenges the status quo while possibly leaving you more perplexed than enlightened, look no further. Pick up "Postcapitalism - A Guide To Our Future" from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the peculiar, the ironic, and the unapologetically odd. Because sometimes the best guides to the future are the ones that make you question if there’s really a point to it all in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2953/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/postcapitalism-a-guide-to-our-future-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780141975290 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2952 How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered The World by Francis Wheen Discover the Sharp Satire of Modern Irrationality: How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered The World by Francis Wheen In How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered The World, journalist and historian Francis Wheen delivers a blisteringly witty critique of the modern age’s descent into unreason. With razor-sharp prose and caustic humour, Wheen takes aim at the rise of pseudoscience, celebrity cults, conspiracy theories, and economic superstition, tracing how once fringe beliefs have infiltrated mainstream thinking. From political rhetoric to pop psychology, he exposes the startling ways irrationality has replaced Enlightenment values of reason and evidence. Both provocative and darkly funny, this book is a powerful call to reclaim critical thought in a world increasingly ruled by nonsense. Essential reading for anyone concerned with truth, reason, and the state of public discourse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2952/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-mumbo-jumbo-conquered-the-world-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Perennial 9780007140978 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2950 The Water Kingdom by Philip Ball Welcome to a realm where the water flows not just through rivers and streams, but also through metaphors and the occasional pun. Philip Ball’s *The Water Kingdom* is a shimmering dive into the depths of aquatic existence, promising to elucidate the baffling mysteries of our blue planet. Published by Vintage in 2017, this tome lures you in with the promise of scientific revelation, but don’t be fooled; it may very well leave you drenched in more questions than answers, much like the unfortunate soul caught in a rainstorm without an umbrella. The book purports to explore the myriad ways in which water influences life, culture, and perhaps even your morning tea. Ball, one of those authors who probably has more degrees than the average British summer day has rainfall, stirs together science and storytelling with the finesse of a barista crafting the perfect cup of cappuccino—minus the foam art. Prepare yourself for a cocktail of facts that may or may not be shaken (or stirred) into coherence. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself pondering profound questions such as: Is the ocean merely a large puddle? Can rain truly bring enlightenment? And why, oh why, is my favourite café always out of scones when it rains? The book dances around these topics with a whimsical grace that could make a water nymph weep with joy—although you might be left wondering if the nymph, too, is just a figment of Ball’s imagination. Condition: Good. The previous owner clearly loved this book, evidenced by the faint scent of tea and the occasional water stain—ironic, isn’t it? This is the kind of book that has been gently thumbed through while sipping Earl Grey and pondering the nature of H2O, so expect a few dog-eared pages. It’s not pristine, but it’s charmingly lived-in; much like your eccentric uncle’s garden gnome collection, it’s brimming with character. This literary voyage, however, is not without its quirks. One might find the tone oscillating between academic rigor and the kind of conversational musings you might overhear in a pub after a few too many pints. Ball’s ability to weave personal anecdotes into scientific discourse may leave you chuckling one moment and contemplating your life choices the next—like deciding whether to order a second pint or to call it a night. Throughout this aquatic odyssey, you may encounter several delightful asides that could only be described as Ball’s peculiar sense of humour. Will he attempt to convince you that water is the true philosopher’s stone? Will he suggest that puddles might hold the secrets to the universe? The answer, dear reader, is probably yes. You may also find him tackling such riveting subjects as the hydrodynamics of a dog shaking off water—a truly pressing concern for any serious scholar of water! So, if you fancy a jaunt through the convoluted currents of water science, paired with a good dose of whimsy and perhaps some philosophical musings about your own hydrating habits, then this book is the perfect choice. Just remember to keep a towel handy; you never know when you might get splashed by a particularly enthusiastic chapter. In summary, if you’re looking for a book that combines the scientific with the whimsical—like a cross between a Nature documentary and a Monty Python skit—grab yourself a copy of *The Water Kingdom*. And remember, this delightful little volume can be found at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more questionable than the book quality is the proprietor’s taste in wallpaper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2950/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-water-kingdom-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9781784701543 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2949 The Hungry Cyclist by Tom Kevill-Davies The Hungry Cyclist by Tom Kevill-Davies – A Journey of Food, Culture, and Adventure The Hungry Cyclist is a captivating travel memoir by Tom Kevill-Davies that charts an extraordinary journey across the Americas—on two wheels and driven by a deep love of food. Setting off from New York and cycling all the way to Brazil, Kevill-Davies pedals through cities, villages, and rugged landscapes, immersing himself in local cultures and cuisines. With humour, insight, and an insatiable appetite, he shares stories of roadside meals, culinary discoveries, and the unforgettable people he meets along the way. Part travelogue, part food journal, and wholly engaging, The Hungry Cyclist is a mouthwatering adventure for anyone who believes the best way to explore the world is by bike and with an open palate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2949/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hungry-cyclist-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780007278848 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2948 The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga In the grand tradition of biting social commentary wrapped in a delightful prose package, Aravind Adiga’s "The White Tiger" emerges like an unexpected invite to a dinner party where the main course is existential dread served with a side of sardonic wit. Published in 2009 by the illustrious Atlantic Books—who, it seems, were perhaps in the midst of a mid-life crisis—this book beckons readers to plumb the depths of India’s class struggles while wondering if they should have ordered the chicken instead. Picture it: a narrative that invites you to meet Balram Halwai, a character so vividly sketched that he practically leaps off the page, does a little jig, and then slyly snatches your sandwich. As he navigates the murky waters of India’s social divides, Balram relays his story with a sense of urgency that might make you question your own life choices. Have you ever considered how much of your soul you’d be willing to trade for the illusion of freedom? Spoiler: it’s probably more than you think! Adiga masterfully constructs a world where the stark contrast between the rich and the poor is as glaring as the neon lights of a Delhi street at midnight. The prose dances like a drunken elephant, each sentence both a poignant observation and a cheeky jab at the status quo. You’ll find yourself oscillating between laughter and despair, much like one might while watching a reality TV show about people trying to survive on a deserted island—entertaining yet deeply unsettling. But wait! There’s more! This book isn’t just a simple tale of social climbing; it’s layered with enough irony to fill a hipster café. Adiga doesn’t shy away from addressing the darker aspects of ambition, corruption, and the moral ambiguity that often accompanies the quest for success. Reading this is kind of like being handed a slice of cake that looks delicious but is actually made of soap. You might want to take a bite, but you’ll probably regret it later. As you turn the pages (which in this copy are in surprisingly good condition for a second-hand book, a marvel in itself), you might find yourself pondering life’s most pressing questions, such as: What does it mean to be truly free? Is being a "white tiger" a metaphor for success or merely a fancy way of saying you’ve found yourself trapped in a gilded cage? Such philosophical musings might just keep you up at night, wishing you had opted for a light-hearted romance novel instead. Condition: This fine specimen of literary craftsmanship is in "good" condition, which is just a euphemism for “no one let their cat use it as a scratching post.” Expect a few dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain that adds character rather than detracts from the reading experience. It’s a well-loved book, begging for a new home where it can continue to provoke thought, debate, and maybe even the odd eye-roll. So, if you’re in the market for a book that will challenge your perceptions while simultaneously making you question the state of humanity, look no further! "The White Tiger" is waiting for you to scoop it up and take it home—preferably not to a dinner party where the main course is existential dread. And if you want to hunt down more quirky treasures like this one, Crappy Old Books has got you covered. Happy reading and contemplating your life choices! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2948/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-white-tiger-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Atlantic Books 9781843547228 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2947 The Lotus and the Wind by John Masters The Lotus and the Wind by John Masters is a gripping historical adventure set against the backdrop of the British Raj and the shadowy frontiers of 19th-century India. Part spy novel, part philosophical journey, it follows Lieutenant Robin Savage, a solitary and introspective officer drawn into the perilous world of espionage during the Great Game — the strategic conflict between Britain and Russia for control in Central Asia. As Robin leaves behind the structured life of the army, he embarks on a dangerous mission into the mountains and deserts beyond the empire’s borders. Rich in atmosphere and psychological depth, The Lotus and the Wind is both a sweeping tale of imperial intrigue and a meditative exploration of identity, duty, and the yearning for spiritual truth. Good all round condition, except the first two inner pages are a bit stressed from the original binding being a bit off and are more attached to cover than spine, but its very minor and everything else is good.hardly noticable really. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2947/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lotus-and-the-wind-apr-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2946 The Mallen Streak by Catherine Cookson The Mallen Streak by Catherine Cookson – A Timeless Tale of Passion, Power, and Family Legacy The Mallen Streak is the unforgettable first novel in Catherine Cookson’s beloved Mallen trilogy. Set in 19th-century Northumberland, the story follows Thomas Mallen, a wealthy but tyrannical squire known for the distinctive white streak in his dark hair—a mark passed down through generations that seems to carry both pride and misfortune. As the consequences of Mallen’s ruthless decisions ripple through his family and beyond, a compelling drama unfolds, filled with betrayal, ambition, love, and tragedy. Catherine Cookson masterfully weaves a tale that explores the dark undercurrents of power and inheritance, where the past refuses to be buried and fate clings as tightly as blood. With vivid characters and gripping twists, The Mallen Streak is a perfect starting point for fans of historical fiction who crave rich storytelling and emotional depth. Want a similar blurb for the next books in the trilogy? some minor damage to spin at bottom front about 1cm long resulting in first 50 pages detached from spine, but thats only about 1cm up, the rest is strong, a bit of glue would sort it out. Quite readable and collectable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2946/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mallen-streak-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2944 Trekking in the Nepal Himalaya by Stan Armington In an age where most of us can barely muster the energy to walk to the fridge, Stan Armington’s "Trekking in the Nepal Himalaya" compels you to reconsider your life choices. Published in the illustrious year of 2001—just a whisker away from the turn of the millennium—this tome serves as a delightful paradox: an invitation to embrace the great outdoors, while simultaneously reminding you how cozy your sofa really is. It’s as if Armington, armed with nothing but a sturdy walking stick and a questionable sense of direction, is saying, “Why not swap your Netflix binge for a hike up a mountain where you might just befriend a goat instead?” Lonely Planet, renowned for its knack for producing travel literature that teeters on the edge of practicality and pure fantasy, takes yet another stab at inspiring the uninitiated. With a title that promises adventure, it’s as if the book itself is a motivational poster come to life—complete with breathtaking photographs and the faint scent of pine trees, or perhaps just a hint of mildew from its years spent on the shelf. Stan Armington’s offering is a love letter to the Nepal Himalayas, a region so stunning that even the clouds appear to stop and stare in awe. Inside, readers will find a veritable smorgasbord of advice, tips, and anecdotes that could serve as either encouragement or a cautionary tale, depending on how you interpret phrases like “it’s not just a walk in the park.” Expect to encounter such thrilling topics as: the best trekking routes that won’t render you utterly breathless, the cultural intricacies of Himalayan villagers who have probably never heard of ‘influencers,’ and a detailed breakdown of what to pack for a week-long jaunt that could leave your back resembling a mountain itself. Remember, Armington assures you, it’s not the altitude that gets you—it’s the lack of Wi-Fi! Wanderlust-stricken readers may find themselves yearning for the fresh mountain air, yet they might also question their sanity as they consider the perils of altitude sickness, unpredictable weather, and the imminent threat of encountering a particularly judgmental yak. One can only wonder what was going through Armington’s mind when he penned this guide, perhaps something along the lines of: “If I sit at a desk for long enough, maybe I can convince other people to do the sweating for me.” With a keen sense of irony, the author also delves into the psychological aspects of trekking, touching on the profound human experiences you might have while grappling with the realization that climbing a mountain doesn’t actually solve your existential crises. Armington invites you to ponder the question: is the summit really worth the journey, or is it merely a fancy Instagram backdrop? Spoiler alert: it’s definitely both. Condition: Good. This book has been lovingly passed from one daydreamer to another, each page marked with the faint whispers of dreams not yet realized. It bears the gentle wear and tear of a companion that has been partially immersed in the sweaty palms of hopeful adventurers and the occasional coffee spill from those who have decided that reading about trekking is a fine substitute for actually doing it. You’ll find that it has survived the years, much like a well-loved hiking boot—scuffed but reliable, ready to accompany you on your own imaginative expedition. So, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous from the comfort of your armchair and are itching to explore a land where the air is thin and the views are thick, pick up "Trekking in the Nepal Himalaya." Just remember, while Crappy Old Books may not be able to provide you with the experience of trekking through the Himalayas, it can certainly arm you with the literary artillery needed to impress your friends at the next dinner party—while you all sit comfortably indoors, of course. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2944/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/trekking-in-the-nepal-himalaya-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lonely Planet 9781864502312 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2943 The Magician by W Somerset Maugham The Magician by W. Somerset Maugham – A Dark Tale of Power and Obsession Step into the sinister world of The Magician, W. Somerset Maugham’s haunting novel of occultism, manipulation, and human frailty. Inspired in part by the infamous real-life figure Aleister Crowley, this gripping tale follows Oliver Haddo, a charismatic yet disturbing man who entrances a group of sophisticated Parisians—only to reveal the terrifying depths of his ambitions. With themes of control, desire, and the boundaries between science and sorcery, The Magician blends gothic atmosphere with Maugham’s keen psychological insight. First published in 1908, it remains a compelling exploration of ego, mysticism, and the danger of unchecked will. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2943/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-magician-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330254960 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2942 Nicola by Dorothy Daniels Ah, "Nicola" by Dorothy Daniels, a title that evokes the majesty of Scandinavian fjords, or perhaps the wistful sigh of a long-forgotten love letter. Published by Nordon in 1980, it promises a delightfully ambiguous experience for anyone brave enough to crack its spine. One can only speculate what sort of literary wonders lie within its pages, although no one could ever accuse it of falling under the weight of excessive plot or, heaven forbid, realism. Imagine a time when disco balls still spun in homes and the prospect of owning a pet rock seemed thrilling. "Nicola" arrives from this heady era, a period when authors penned prose on typewriters, and readers could still find solace in the analog world of second-hand books, like the kind you might stumble upon at a charity shop while hunting for vintage jumpers. In this strange universe, Dorothy Daniels took it upon herself to explore the depths of human experience, or at least attempt to do so between sips of tab cola and ruminations on shoulder pads. Now, as for the actual contents of "Nicola," we find ourselves in a delightful conundrum. Is it a profound exploration of the human condition masked as a mundane tale of suburban life? Or perhaps a whimsical romp through the eccentricities of an unusual cast of characters, whom we can only imagine might include a cat with a penchant for French existentialism? The cover tantalizes with a blend of the ordinary and the absurd, a promise of something that might leave you scratching your head while simultaneously chuckling at the sheer audacity of it all. Throughout its pages, you may discover intriguing tidbits such as: Characters whose names are as forgettable as your last Sunday roast. Conversations that circle around topics more mundane than a trip to the post office. Descriptive passages that make you wonder if the author was in a particularly reflective mood, or perhaps just staring out the window. Unresolved plot threads that dangle like overly ambitious knitting projects. Dialogues so stilted, they could double as a script for a community theatre production gone awry. Condition: Good; which in the realm of second-hand books translates to a few creased pages, a cover that may have seen better days, and an odour vaguely reminiscent of Earl Grey tea and long-forgotten dreams. It could also mean that the previous owner loved this book dearly, or merely used it as a doorstop. Either way, it’s a little piece of history that begs for your attention, if only to admire how far the literary world has evolved since the heady days of the 1980s. While “Nicola” may not win any literary awards, it certainly qualifies as a curious specimen worthy of your shelf—or at least your coffee table, where it can serve as an excellent conversation starter. Who knows, it might even provide insights into the human psyche that you never knew you needed, or at the very least, a good laugh when you find yourself questioning life’s larger questions in a world dominated by social media and instant gratification. So, if you’re feeling particularly bold and wish to take a trip down memory lane, consider adding "Nicola" to your collection. After all, what better way to ponder the nuances of existence than through the lens of a book from Crappy Old Books, where the treasures of yesteryear await discovery, if only to remind us that not every literary adventure needs to be a bestseller to be worth having. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2942/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nichola-apr-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nordon no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2941 What Your Handwriting Reveals by Margaret Gullan-Whur Ah, the art of handwriting—an ancient practice that somehow fell out of favour while we all blindly tapped away on our glowing screens. In this veritable tome of cursive revelations, "What Your Handwriting Reveals," author Margaret Gullan-Whur dons her detective hat and magnifying glass to unearth the secret characteristics of your scribbles. Could your scrawl indicate you are secretly a tortured poet or just someone who forgot to take their morning coffee? With the author’s unique blend of insight and eccentricity, this book offers viewers a peek into the quirks of graphology while navigating a landscape that’s part psychology, part palmistry, and whole swathes of charming nonsense. Published by Aquarian Press in 1987—a year that practically screams “transitional phase” in the annals of literature—this is a book steeped in the vibes of yesteryear. The cover art alone is a portal to an age when shoulder pads were a bold statement, and the concept of handwriting analysis was readily accepted by those who probably still believe in the healing powers of crystals. With sections titled “What Your Loopy ‘g’ Says About Your Love Life” and “The Hidden Meanings Behind Your Overly Aggressive Exclamation Points,” Gullan-Whur encourages us to delve deeper into our personal scribblings while simultaneously casting a light on the bizarre fashion choices of the late 20th century. This book is not merely a manual; it’s a fantastical journey through the labyrinth of your penmanship. Each page is a whimsical exploration of how the size, slant, and even the pressure of your handwriting may hint at the vast universe of your inner self. Grab your favourite writing implement and prepare to uncover whether your loops are indicative of romantic yearnings or if your overabundance of dots after each sentence suggests an unhealthy obsession with punctuation. Let’s not overlook the various types of handwriting analysis featured throughout the book. With Gullan-Whur as your guide, you will embark on a riveting adventure that may just open the floodgates to a world of self-discovery. Will you learn that your sprawling letters denote a free spirit? Or perhaps your meticulous script reveals a mind so organised it could rival a Tupperware cupboard? Regardless, you’ll certainly find a few chuckles along the way as you ponder the ludicrousness of it all. And what about the slightly dubious science behind all this? Gullan-Whur presents her findings with an air of authority that may leave you questioning whether she consulted a crystal ball or a series of tea leaves. The sceptics may scoff, but what do they know about the hidden meanings concealed in your perfectly rounded ’o’s or your suspiciously jagged ’t’s? Only a true handwriting aficionado can decode such mysteries, and Gullan-Whur is equipped with what seems to be an infinite amount of flair and an insatiable curiosity. You may even find yourself jotting down notes to see how your penmanship evolves as you further engage in this literary escapade. Condition: Good. This copy, an oasis of relatively well-preserved pages, has been lovingly thumbed through by previous owners, perhaps those who delved too deeply into their own writing habits and emerged with a desperate need for a new pen. Expect the occasional dog-eared page and perhaps a faint coffee stain or two, remnants of someone’s ambitious attempt at combining caffeine with self-discovery. It’s the type of book that tells a story of its own—one of wandering thoughts and hasty notes amidst the scribbles of life. So, why not grab a cup of tea, summon your inner graphologist, and indulge in this delightfully odd exploration of the written word? Because deep down, we all know that our handwriting is more than just a means to convey information—it’s a reflection of our very souls. And if you find you’re more ‘chaotic scrawl’ than ‘elegant script,’ fear not; you’re in good company at Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand treasure is waiting to be unearthed and appreciated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2941/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/what-your-handwriting-reveals-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aquarian Press 9780850303780 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2940 Far From The Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy Far From the Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy Far From the Madding Crowd is Thomas Hardy’s enduring tale of love, resilience, and rural life in Victorian England. Set in the fictional county of Wessex, the novel follows the independent and spirited Bathsheba Everdene as she navigates romantic entanglements with three very different suitors: the steady shepherd Gabriel Oak, the wealthy but reserved William Boldwood, and the dashing yet reckless Sergeant Troy. With themes of loyalty, passion, and social change, Hardy paints a vivid portrait of 19th-century agricultural life while exploring the complexities of the human heart. This novel is celebrated for its rich characterisation, lyrical prose, and striking pastoral backdrop—making it one of Hardy’s most beloved and accessible works. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2940/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/far-from-the-madding-crowd-apr-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2939 The Real Story by Stephen Donaldson Ah, "The Real Story," a title that tantalizes with the promise of authenticity—ironic, considering this particular tome has found its way into a realm of speculative fiction and philosophical whimsy. Published by Harper Collins in 1997, when the world was brimming with optimism about the internet but still wondering about the whereabouts of the last Blockbuster, this book manages to straddle the line between profound insight and mere literary pretension. One can almost hear the clattering of typewriters in the background, as authors grappled with existential dread and a burgeoning fascination with dystopia. Stephen Donaldson, perhaps best known for his epic fantasy series that entraps readers in realms of moral ambiguity and metaphysical conundrums, here serves up a plate of narrative complexity that leaves one pondering whether "The Real Story" is just an elaborate ruse. Is it a commentary on the nature of truth, or merely an elaborate scheme to sell more copies to unsuspecting bibliophiles? Who can say? What we do know is that readers will be treated to Donaldson’s signature prose, a blend of poetic flair and labyrinthine ideas that makes you question if you’ve actually read the book or just stared at the cover for too long. In a world where every tale seems to need a tagline—"The Real Story" boldly declares, "You have no idea what’s coming." But fear not, for within these pages lies a collection of thoughts that may or may not coalesce into a coherent narrative. For those brave enough to venture into this literary labyrinth, expect to encounter a series of philosophical quandaries that will lead you to the very edge of your comfort zone. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you may even question your own existence as you consider whether life is, in fact, just a poorly written novel. Readers may find themselves caught in the following delightful conundrums: Who is the protagonist, and why does it feel like the answer changes every other chapter? What is the significance of the recurrent motif of doors, and why do they seem to lead to nowhere? Is this a deep exploration of the human condition or merely a creative way to avoid writing an ending? How many metaphors can one author squeeze into a single paragraph before it becomes just a muddled mess? Can anyone truly grasp what is “real” in a world filled with subjective narratives? The cover art, a swirling mass of color and abstract shapes, perfectly reflects the confusion within, enticing you to pick it up even as it teases your sanity with the promise of enlightenment. Each chapter may feel like a series of social events where no one knows why they’ve gathered, yet there’s a persistent undercurrent of tension that makes you reluctant to leave. This could very well be the literary equivalent of attending a dinner party where the host has forgotten to prepare the main course—awkward yet strangely compelling. As you delve deeper, you might find yourself questioning if this is merely a clever ruse designed to keep you engaged while it dances away from any semblance of closure. Is it a plot twist that there is no plot at all, or is that just a reflection of our postmodern existence? The answer lies hidden somewhere between the pages, perhaps under a pile of crumpled existential notes and half-finished thoughts. Condition: Fine, as sold by Crappy Old Books—though one might argue that the true condition of the story is far more complex. The spine is intact, much like the fragile fabric of reality that Donaldson explores, and the pages are crisp, as if daring you to turn them and unleash whatever chaos may lie within. Perfect for those who enjoy a good mental exercise wrapped in the guise of a book, it stands ready to challenge your thoughts, stir your imagination, and leave you wondering whether you’ve just read “The Real Story” or something far stranger. So, if you’re ready to embark on this labyrinthine journey with Stephen Donaldson, prepare yourself for a tale that might just make you question the very essence of stories themselves. Available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate every oddity and rarity that has graced the world of literature, this book is an invitation to question everything—especially if you’re looking for answers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2939/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-real-story-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780006470199 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2938 Spoon Fed by Tim Spector Spoon-Fed: Why Almost Everything We’ve Been Told About Food Is Wrong by Tim Spector, published by Jonathan Cape, is a compelling exposé that challenges conventional wisdom about nutrition. Spector, a renowned professor of genetic epidemiology at King’s College London, delves into the myths and misconceptions that have shaped our understanding of food. Through rigorous scientific analysis, he reveals how much of the dietary advice we’ve received—from calorie counting to the vilification of certain food groups—is based on flawed or outdated research.​ The Guardian+11Barnes & Noble+11Amazon+11 In this enlightening book, Spector examines the powerful influence of the food industry on public health guidelines and highlights the importance of personalized nutrition. He argues that our unique genetic makeup and gut microbiomes mean that there is no one-size-fits-all approach to dieting. By debunking common food myths and advocating for a more individualized understanding of nutrition, Spoon-Fed empowers readers to make informed choices about their diets.​ Praised for its clarity and accessibility, Spoon-Fed is an essential read for anyone interested in the science of eating and the societal forces that influence our food choices. Has slight chip out of spine, about 3mm by 3mm. Very small. But book is otherwise near new. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2938/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spoon-fed-tim-spector-jonathan-cape-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape 9781529112733 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2936 Deep Sky Observers Guide by Neil Bone Deep Sky Observers Guide by Neil Bone – A Must-Have for Amateur Astronomers The Deep Sky Observers Guide by Neil Bone is an essential companion for stargazers and amateur astronomers eager to explore the wonders of the night sky. Packed with expert insights and practical advice, this guide offers detailed descriptions of hundreds of deep sky objects – from nebulae and galaxies to star clusters – all visible through modest telescopes. Bone’s clear writing style, observational tips, and star charts make deep sky exploration accessible and rewarding, whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned observer. With its focus on real-world viewing conditions and achievable targets, this guide continues to be a trusted resource for backyard astronomers across the globe. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2936/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/deep-sky-observers-guide-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Philips 9780540085859 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2935 Third Girl by Agatha Christie In the thrilling world of 1980s detective fiction, where the footloose and fancy-free still held dialogue over tea and the occasional scone, Agatha Christie returns with "Third Girl." In this delightful romp through the mazes of London’s upper crust, the author masterfully spins a web so intricate you might need a map and a compass just to find your way out. The reader is invited to unravel the mysteries surrounding a young woman who insists she may have committed murder – a claim that, naturally, sends shivers down the spines of everyone with a penchant for civility and a well-manicured garden. What could be more thrilling? As our beloved Hercule Poirot attempts to navigate the social landmines of the era, one must ponder—what’s the significance of being the "third girl"? One might suspect it’s an ode to the glory of being the third wheel, where the first two are far too busy engaging in tedious banter about the latest fashion trends and the appropriateness of monocles at dinner parties. It’s not just a murder mystery; it’s a commentary on the very fabric of British social life, or at least the bits that don’t involve football matches and the Queen’s corgis. Readers familiar with Christie’s knack for turning the mundane into the mysteriously malicious will find themselves knee-deep in a plot that boasts twists and turns sharper than the corner of a crumpet. As Poirot’s little grey cells go into overdrive, it becomes increasingly apparent that the suspects are as varied as the types of biscuits available at a posh tea shop. Who could possibly be innocent in a world where everyone has a secret, a motive, or at least a stubbornly held opinion on the correct brew time for Earl Grey? Oh, and let’s not forget the 1986 cover art—an intriguing blend of pastel colours and barely discernible figures, reminiscent of a time when graphics were more about style than substance. It might just be the perfect conversation starter at your next soirée, where you can feign interest in the plot while secretly wondering who designed that bizarrely captivating cover. Was it the work of a whimsical artist or a clever ploy to distract you from the book’s true intentions? Only time will tell. As you meander through the pages, do take note of the allusions to the era’s cultural shifts. The casual references to social expectations and the occasional nod to feminism might just spark a lively debate amongst your fellow readers. Nothing says "I’m well-read" quite like quoting a 1980s Agatha Christie in a book club, where everyone else is still trying to figure out the difference between a thriller and a romance novel. A plot that veers wildly between murder and mild social faux pas. The chance to play armchair detective, possibly while snacking on digestives. Characters that may or may not be hiding something, but definitely have a taste for the dramatic. Subtle nods to 1980s British life that will have you giggling into your tea. An excuse to say “little grey cells” at least once a day. Condition: Good, as per our rigorous grading scale, where "good" means just that—good enough to keep you entertained without the risk of falling apart mid-page. The spine is intact, the pages are clean, and the only signs of age are the charming yellowing that comes from decades of wisdom (or neglect, depending on your perspective). It’s a book that has lived a life, just like the characters inside it. So why not add “Third Girl” to your bookshelf, a place where quirky narratives and ironic twists can mingle with the dust bunnies? It’s the perfect panel discussion starter for those evenings when you need to impress your friends with your literary prowess while you secretly plot how to finish your laundry. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand title is a door to a world of previously loved literary quirks, just waiting for you to open it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2935/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/third-girl-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671696535 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2934 How To Be Husband by Tim Dowling In a world where relationships seem as perplexing as quantum physics, Tim Dowling’s "How To Be Husband" emerges like a friendly lighthouse, guiding bewildered husbands through the stormy seas of matrimony. Published in 2015 by Fourth Estate, this book promises to unravel the many mysteries of married life, or perhaps merely entangle them further in the cotton wool of whimsy and irony. Like a well-meaning uncle at a family gathering, it’s both charmingly anecdotal and perplexingly vague, leaving you wondering if you’ve gained any actual wisdom or just a peculiar collection of humorous observations. Picture this: a guide that oscillates between heartfelt advice and a comical reflection on domestic chaos. Dowling, with a wry smile and a twinkle of mischief, navigates the trials of husbandhood with an authenticity that might make you nod in agreement—or shake your head in disbelief. Each chapter unfolds like a series of delightful misadventures, drawing you into a world where socks are never paired, dinner plans morph into takeaways, and the fine art of communication hinges on deciphering facial expressions that range from bewilderment to mild irritation. What exactly does it mean to be a husband, you ask? Dowling offers insights that might make you chuckle or cringe, depending on your own marital escapades. It’s a bit like attending a lecture on the subtleties of astrophysics delivered by a stand-up comedian. You’re bound to leave the session with a few giggles, a couple of existential questions about your life choices, and perhaps a misplaced sense of confidence regarding your own ability to navigate domestic duties without setting off smoke alarms. Let’s not forget the engaging anecdotes peppered throughout the text. Dowling artfully weaves tales of late-night existential crises over the proper way to load a dishwasher, or the intricate choreography required to avoid stepping on rogue Lego pieces while traversing the living room. These snippets add a delightful texture to the book, making you feel as though you’re perched on a sofa, coffee in hand, listening to your friend recount the absurdities of his life while simultaneously offering you unsolicited advice on how to avoid his blunders. As you ponder the profundities of husbandhood, you’ll find the following takeaways sprinkled throughout the pages: How to interpret the mysterious language of your spouse’s eye rolls. Strategies for mastering the delicate balance between laundry and leisure. The art of avoiding a sudden influx of DIY projects that could rival a home improvement show. Why understanding your partner’s taste in television is more critical than you think. How cooking one meal successfully can lead to unrealistic expectations for eternity. Condition: Good. You might find a few pages dog-eared from enthusiastic readings or the odd coffee stain that adds character and a sense of authenticity to the journey. After all, what’s a book on husbandry without a few marks of life? This copy has been lovingly handled, possibly by someone who learned an important lesson about the hazards of offering to cook dinner without first checking the fridge. It’s a testament to the trials and tribulations that come with attempting to be a better husband—one slightly frayed page at a time. So, whether you’re a newlywed looking for guidance, a seasoned husband seeking solace in shared absurdities, or simply a curious observer of marital dynamics, "How To Be Husband" may just be the quirky companion you didn’t know you needed. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where every old tome has a story that’s just waiting to be rediscovered—preferably over a cup of tea and a hearty laugh at the foibles of domestic life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2934/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-be-a-husband-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fourth Estate 9780007527687 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2933 Deep Future by Stephen Baxter In a world where the future is set in stone—or at least, the type of stone one might find lounging around the bottom of the garden—Stephen Baxter invites you on a speculative jaunt through the limitless corridors of time and imagination in his 2002 tome, "Deep Future." Published by Gollancz, this book is likely to be cherished by enthusiasts of celestial musings and paradoxical ponderings, while serving as a mere doorstop for those who prefer the escapades of kitchen sink dramas. But who are we to judge? Imagine a narrative that stretches its tendrils deep into the eons, pondering everything from the fate of humanity to the curious idea that our descendants might just evolve into beings so far removed from us that they wouldn’t even recognize a good cup of tea. What will the future hold? One can only assume it involves a lot more digital screens, an alarming number of robots, and perhaps significant awkwardness at family gatherings. Baxter’s prose breezily travels through epochs, offering readers a chance to speculate on how humanity might respond to the ever-looming existential crises that seem to be par for the course in our lives, assuming we make it that far. Our tour guide—who, let’s be honest, feels like he’s had several too many mugs of Earl Grey—takes us through various scenarios that range from the slightly plausible to the utterly bizarre. He unfurls a tapestry of futures, showcasing everything from alien civilisations (because why not?) to our own species possibly morphing into something more suited to the harsh realities of a radioactive potato. Baxter does this all while keeping a straight face, which is nothing short of commendable. What readers might find particularly appealing—or alarming, depending on their inclination towards cosmic dread—are the following speculative nuggets that Baxter artfully sprinkles throughout his narrative: The inevitable rise of sentient plants who, after millennia of oppression, decide they are done listening to herbicides. A future where humanity decides that air conditioning might just be the apex of evolution—because who would want to sweat in the face of adversity? Visions of a time when our descendants might celebrate their own obsolescence with the same fervor we reserve for bank holidays. A deep exploration of the philosophical ramifications of a future dominated by friendly AI and grumpy potatoes. The delightful possibility that we might one day select our dinner companions based on their ability to communicate through interpretative dance. As you meander through "Deep Future," you may find yourself pondering profound questions, such as: "What would my great-great-great-grandchildren think of my taste in socks?" or "Is there a point at which we should stop inventing new ways to reorganise the furniture in our lives?" Baxter’s knack for juxtaposing the mundane with the extraordinary makes for a reading experience that is equal parts head-scratching and eyebrow-raising. Condition: Good. This book bears the marks of its adventures in the wild world of second-hand literature. Expect a few creases, a smattering of character-building dog-ears, and perhaps a faint scent of stale tea (which adds a lovely, nostalgic touch). Rest assured, it has been lovingly thumbed through by previous owners who clearly had more time to contemplate the universe than the average person who merely consumes reality television. So, whether you’re a hardcore futurist or simply in search of something to fuel your existential dread during your daily commute, "Deep Future" offers a delightful concoction of thought-provoking speculation and quirky narrative—ideal for anyone who appreciates the irony of trying to predict what’s next in a world that can’t quite get yesterday right. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare for a journey into the realms of possibilities, probabilities, and a few impossibilities that might just tickle your fancy—or perhaps leave you contemplating the futility of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2933/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/deep-future-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollanz 9780575072862 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2932 They Do It With Mirrors by Agatha Christie In a world where one assumes that mirrors simply reflect reality, Agatha Christie flips the script in her intriguingly titled work, "They Do It With Mirrors." A title so provocative, one might think it’s a cheeky advertisement for a rather unconventional beauty salon. Alas, dear reader, this isn’t a guide to achieving flawless skin; rather, it’s an excursion into the labyrinthine minds of human beings, where reflections can be as deceptive as a well-placed smoke and mirrors act at a particularly dubious carnival. Published in the far-out year of 1968 when everyone was grooving to psychedelic tunes and dubious fashion choices, this particular tome from the illustrious Fontana Press challenges readers to ponder the very nature of perception. The cover art, a riot of colours that could make a 1960s cocktail party look subdued, promises intrigue while hinting at the dark underbelly of societal civility. Just imagine flipping through the pages while wondering if someone might be lurking just behind that shiny surface, ready to snatch your biscuits—metaphorically, of course. As you delve into this literary frolic, expect to encounter a dizzying array of characters whose motivations are as clear as mud. Christie, the queen of whodunits, artfully constructs a narrative that weaves in and out like a cat dodging a laser pointer. You might find yourself questioning whom you can trust: the seemingly innocent aunt with a penchant for knitting, or the enigmatic neighbour whose dubious past is more tangled than a ball of yarn after a feline intervention. But fret not! For within these pages lies the promise of classic Christie charm, as she entangles her audience in a web of clues that are as tantalizing as a half-eaten trifle at a local tea shop. Each twist and turn is a reminder that in a world where mirrors do more than just reflect, there’s always a hidden truth waiting to be uncovered—or perhaps a reflection of the truth that’s more twisted than a pretzel at a funfair. What will you find within these chapters? A feast of delightful absurdities, perhaps? Or maybe an unexpected revelation that sends your expectations spiraling into an alternate dimension where detectives wear hats made of reflective material? It’s a literary buffet where every dish serves up a side of irony, and yet, you’re left craving more. As you journey through Christie’s intricate prose, you’ll likely encounter a few sardonic observations on human nature. You might even catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflective surfaces of her narratives, pondering your own motives and misadventures. The author’s unique ability to weave the mundane with the mysterious allows readers to feel both at home and uncharacteristically on edge, akin to watching a suspenseful play while sitting on a whoopee cushion. Condition: Good, though you may detect the faint aroma of nostalgia wafting through the pages. This book has seen better days—perhaps during a long-forgotten tea party where secrets were shared, and biscuits mysteriously vanished. Still intact, the pages are sturdy enough to withstand a few dramatic gasps as you decipher the clues and decipher your own reflections. In an age where the glimmering surface often masks the gritty reality beneath, "They Do It With Mirrors" serves as a reminder that sometimes, the things that seem the most straightforward are anything but. With all the charm and wit of a classic Christie, this book will have you questioning every shiny surface in your life—because who knows what lies just behind that glimmer? To indulge in such curious literary escapades, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where even the most peculiar tomes find a home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2932/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-do-it-with-mirrors-apr-2025.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2931 Mont Blanc Walks by Hilary Sharp Ah, Mont Blanc Walks, a title that rolls off the tongue like a fine French wine, yet promises more than just a sip of mountain air. If you’ve ever gazed upon the snow-capped peaks of the Alps and thought, “Ah, yes! I shall navigate these treacherous trails with the grace of a gazelle, completely disregarding my complete lack of fitness!” then this book might just be your overpriced ticket to a delightful dose of hubris. Hilary Sharp, the mastermind behind this splendid tome, invites you to lace up those hiking boots and get ready for a pseudo-spiritual experience amongst the clouds—preferably one where you won’t tumble down the side of a mountain like an overripe fruit. Published in the not-so-distant past of 2005, this guide is as much a relic of a simpler time as it is a way to explore nature. You’ll find yourself flipping through pages adorned with maps that look as if they were drawn by a caffeine-fuelled cartographer on a particularly creative afternoon. Perhaps you’ll even daydream about getting lost in the wild, pondering deep existential questions like, “Why did I think hiking was a good idea?” or “How did I end up with this blister?” This book serves as both an invitation and a warning. It offers a plethora of routes—from the well-trodden paths frequented by families wielding overpriced gear to the more obscure trails that promise solitude, but might come with a side of existential dread. As you peruse its pages, you may find yourself becoming increasingly enamoured with the idea of becoming a rugged adventurer, even if the last time you saw nature was through the window of a moving car. Among the many listings of paths and places to explore, Mont Blanc Walks provides the essential knowledge needed to tackle the great outdoors while retaining your air-conditioned comfort. You’ll encounter invaluable nuggets of wisdom such as: How to identify edible berries (and which ones might send you on a one-way trip to the hospital). How to tell if your hiking buddy is actually enjoying the hike or merely plotting your demise. What to pack so you can look like a seasoned pro while simultaneously lugging around a backpack full of snacks. Inspirational quotes from people who probably never set foot on these paths but sound great nonetheless. Survival tips for when your phone runs out of battery—like how to make a signal fire with nothing but a damp compass and a questionable attitude. As you thumb through the pristine pages filled with stunning photographs of vistas that make your living room look like a dungeon, don’t be surprised if you feel an undeniable urge to pick up trekking poles and don a pair of those ridiculously expensive hiking shoes that seem more fashion statement than functional footwear. Just think of it as a lifestyle choice—one where you might spend more time taking selfies than actually walking. Condition: Good, or at least good enough to suggest that it has accompanied a few brave souls on their outdoor escapades. With slightly worn edges and a soft cover that shows hints of the adventures it has witnessed, this book is ready to guide your dreams of grandeur while quietly judging your choice to stay indoors on rainy days. So, if you’re ready to explore Mont Blanc from the comfort of your own couch, or if you fancy a weekend of pretending to commune with nature while really just Googling “how to get from A to B without dying,” then Mont Blanc Walks is the perfect companion. Grab this charming guide today from Crappy Old Books, where we understand that sometimes the journey is only as good as the snacks you bring along for the ride. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2931/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mont-blanc-walks-apr-2025.jpg 3.25 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cicerone 9781852844141 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2929 Desperately Seeking Paradise by Ziauddin Sardar Ah, "Desperately Seeking Paradise" by Ziauddin Sardar, a title that seems to promise enlightenment but may instead deliver a hefty dose of existential confusion, much like searching for a parking spot in a crowded city. Published in 2005 by Granta Books, this literary artefact invites you on a journey through the labyrinth of modernity, identity, and the curious human condition, all of which are addressed with the sort of wit that might lead you to wonder if the author was scribbling notes on a napkin while waiting for his espresso. In an age where everyone seems to be busily tweeting their theories on paradise while sipping overpriced lattes, Sardar offers a refreshing departure from the digital cacophony. Instead, he navigates the complexities of cultures clashing and colliding in ways that would make even a seasoned anthropologist raise an eyebrow or two. Picture a charmingly chaotic dinner party where everyone’s arguing over the last slice of cake, except the cake is a metaphor for a utopian existence that nobody can quite define. One could argue that the book is less about seeking an actual paradise and more like rummaging through the attic of human aspiration, where forgotten dreams collect dust alongside the odd pair of roller skates from 1978. Each chapter feels like a different box in that attic, filled with eclectic memorabilia, half-remembered ambitions, and the sort of items that make you question the sanity of your past self. Think of it as a literary scavenger hunt where the prize at the end is a slightly battered sense of self-awareness. As Sardar delves into the realms of cultural identity and the often absurd pursuit of happiness, readers are treated to a cocktail of sociology, philosophy, and a dollop of sarcasm. His prose dances nimbly between profound reflections and sharp observations, making it a delightful read for those who enjoy a side of irony with their intellectual musings. You might find yourself nodding in agreement, only to pause and think, "Wait, did he just say that?" This is particularly true in his exploration of the concept of paradise itself—a term that has been so stretched and contorted by marketing and mass media that it could now be the working title for a reality TV show. Sardar’s take may leave you contemplating whether paradise is simply a well-deserved nap on a rainy afternoon or a grand illusion concocted by ancient poets and modern-day influencers alike. Condition: Good. This copy may show signs of having been read by someone who took its existential quandaries to heart, resulting in a few dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain—evidence of a thinker who couldn’t resist the lure of caffeinated contemplation. The spine remains intact, miraculously avoiding the fate of many a lesser book, suggesting that it has been handled with a certain reverence. Or, perhaps, the previous owner was merely very careful after their last bout of existential crisis. In a world where every literary experience is a click away, this book stands as a physical testament to the power of the printed word. It serves as a reminder that seeking paradise might just be the journey itself, especially if that journey involves dusty shelves and second-hand treasures. So, if you find yourself yearning for something a bit deeper than the latest bestseller, consider "Desperately Seeking Paradise." It may just be the quirky companion you never knew you needed. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beautifully imperfect, this book might just nudge you toward your own philosophical epiphany or at the very least provide a good distraction while you contemplate your next cup of tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2929/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/desperately-seeking-paradise-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Granta Books 9781862077553 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2928 Night Watch by Terry Pratchett In an unassuming corner of the literary cosmos, nestled between the realms of fantasy and sheer absurdity, lies Terry Pratchett’s "Night Watch," much like a well-loved sock at the back of a drawer. Published in 2003 by Corgi Books—those stalwart purveyors of literary mischief—this tome promises to whisk you through the cobbled labyrinths of Ankh-Morpork, where the only thing more questionable than the air quality is the morality of its inhabitants. Imagine a world where time bends like a bad spoon and the fate of an entire city hangs by a thread as delicate as a gossamer web that was probably spun by a disgruntled spider. Our hapless hero, Sam Vimes, finds himself flung into the past, a time when the only thing more dangerous than a rogue criminal was a half-baked plan. As he navigates the treacherous waters of history, you’ll find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality—like whether it’s truly possible to steal a moment in time without getting caught in the act (spoiler: it usually involves a lot of running, shouting, and possibly a misplaced hat). The book tantalizingly teeters between the philosophical and the ludicrous, as Pratchett deftly explores the nuances of authority, responsibility, and the inexplicable urge to go back and fix the past while simultaneously creating a mess that future generations will probably need a time machine to unravel. You’ll meet an eclectic cast of characters, from bureaucratic bystanders to time-twisting rogues, all while being reminded that the real villain might just be the very concept of "order" itself. Those who enjoy a hearty chuckle at the absurdities of life will find "Night Watch" an engaging companion. It’s like a good cup of tea—steeped long enough to be robust but not so long that it turns bitter. Expect subversion of tropes, sharp wit, and the kind of social commentary that sneaks up on you like a cat in the night. This is not merely a book; it’s an experience, albeit one that may leave you pondering the nature of time with a bemused smile and a slight headache. For readers who fancy a bit of reflection between bouts of laughter, Pratchett’s prose oscillates between the profound and the ridiculous with a grace that only he can muster. One might even say it’s a delightful satire wrapped in a riddle, with a generous dollop of British humour served on the side, and if you’re lucky, a biscuit that has definitely seen better days. Condition: This particular edition is in good condition, sporting only a few dog-eared corners and some slight yellowing of the pages—a testament to its prior life in the hands of eager readers who likely pondered the deeper meanings of time travel while sipping lukewarm tea. The cover, though slightly scuffed, still retains the charm of a well-loved book, much like an old friend who’s seen you at your worst but sticks around for the laughs. So, if you seek to explore the delightful chaos of Pratchett’s mind while simultaneously questioning the very nature of your own existence, "Night Watch" beckons from your bookshelf—or perhaps your nearest second-hand store. As you embark on this literary journey, remember that the finest insights often come from the most unexpected sources, especially when those sources are as delightfully quirky as Pratchett himself. Crappy Old Books proudly presents this piece of wearable literature, perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh, a good yarn, and the occasional philosophical conundrum. You’re not just buying a book; you’re investing in a time-traveling escapade that might just change your perception of history—or at least provide a pleasant distraction from it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2928/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/night-watch-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552148993 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2926 A Down To Earth Guide To The Cosmos by Mark Thompson Ever wondered how the cosmos might relate to your average cup of tea? Well, look no further than "A Down To Earth Guide To The Cosmos" by Mark Thompson, a literary excursion that promises to marry the unfathomable vastness of the universe with the unremarkable quotidian experiences of humankind. A project that seems born of a cosmic coffee break, this tome could just as easily be a companion for stargazing as it is for contemplating the intricacies of the biscuit aisle in your local supermarket. Published by Corgi Books in 2015, this guide aims to bridge the gap between our terrestrial existence and the celestial wonders above. As readers navigate through Thompson’s prose, they might find themselves pondering whether black holes are akin to the mysterious void that appears when you reach for your last chocolate digestive. Perhaps the author is suggesting that the gravitational pull of the cosmos is merely a grander manifestation of our desire to avoid the gym. Who knew that cosmology could be this relatable? With a title like "A Down To Earth Guide To The Cosmos," one might expect a scrappy manual filled with space jargon and sciency equations. Instead, Thompson offers a buffet of cosmic curiosities, served with a side of wit that could make even the most ardent astrophysicist chuckle. He has a knack for making the complex feel oddly mundane, as if the mysteries of dark matter are just as easy to digest as the latest gossip from the office water cooler. Throughout the book, the reader is treated to a delightful array of topics, each one more fascinating than the last, yet delivered in a way that feels like an engaging chat with your eccentric uncle who insists that the moon landing was staged in his backyard. Expect to meet a cast of characters that includes everything from ancient astronomers to the new-age stargazers armed with nothing more than a smartphone app and an insatiable curiosity. Thompson captures the essence of our cosmic inquiries with a blend of enthusiasm and irreverence that is both refreshing and utterly chaotic. Those who dare to explore the universe through the pages of this book may find themselves learning about: The peculiar habits of starlit alchemists Why black holes are just cosmic vacuum cleaners The role of gravity in your last attempt at a healthy lifestyle How the universe is, in fact, made up of 90% curiosity and 10% existential dread Why the Milky Way is just as confusing as a family tree after a few too many Pimm’s Condition: Good - which, in book terms, generally means that while the spine may show signs of having been previously embraced in a fit of curiosity, the pages remain unblemished by the greasy fingerprints of snack time or the tears of an existential crisis. A few creases and perhaps the odd coffee ring may grace the cover, but let’s be honest—those are character traits that only add to its charm. In this guide, Thompson invites readers to ponder the great cosmic questions while simultaneously chuckling at the absurdity of life on Earth. It’s a whimsical exploration that might make you reconsider your next trip to the grocery store as an interstellar adventure. Just think of the possibilities—what if that loaf of bread was really a stardust-infused creation? You’d never look at a baguette the same way again! In a world where scientific literacy and whimsical writing often collide, "A Down To Earth Guide To The Cosmos" serves as an exceptional example of the genre. Readers will find themselves reflecting on the universe while simultaneously questioning their choices regarding flatpack furniture. Available now at Crappy Old Books, this book is perfect for those who wish to elevate their understanding of the cosmos, one quirky analogy at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2926/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-down-to-earth-guide-to-the-cosmos.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552170390 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2925 Adrift In China by Simon Myers Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a bewildered foreigner in a country where you can’t read the signs, can’t pronounce the words, and, quite frankly, can’t even remember how to use chopsticks? Well, you’re in luck! “Adrift In China” by Simon Myers is here to elucidate the hilariously chaotic experience of navigating the vast and perplexing landscape of China—armed with nothing but a questionable guidebook, a slight case of jet lag, and a complete lack of common sense. Published in 2002 by Summersdale Travel, this delightful concoction of travelogue and mild disaster captures the essence of being a fish out of water, or perhaps a very confused duck trying to swim in a lake of porridge. It’s a love letter to the art of miscommunication and the subtle joy of losing your way—both literally and metaphorically. Myers, with an impressive knack for finding trouble (or, more accurately, having trouble find him), takes readers on a journey that’s as unpredictable as the Chinese weather. Spoiler alert: it’s not just the humidity you’ll need to worry about. As you flip through the pages, prepare to encounter an array of vibrantly described mishaps and cultural faux pas that will leave you either chuckling or cringing, or possibly both. Our intrepid author manages to make even the simplest of tasks—like ordering a meal—into an epic quest worthy of a grand adventure film (albeit one with a considerably lower budget and a more comical script). From the art of bargaining in bustling markets to accidental encounters with curious locals, Myers captures the essence of being adrift in a land where your best intentions can, and often do, go hilariously awry. Why settle for a standard travel guide when you can experience the raw unpredictability of China through the eyes of someone who most definitely should have brought a better map? Myers’ misadventures serve as a reminder that sometimes getting lost is the best part of any journey—unless, of course, you find yourself in a particularly sticky situation involving a five-course meal and an array of dishes that look strangely alive. For those who enjoy a healthy dose of irony, this tome offers an irresistible buffet of mishaps. You’ll find Myers wrestling with chopsticks as if they’re a new form of high-tech gadget, accidentally befriending the wrong bus driver, and pondering the mysteries of why so many people seem to want to take his photo. One can only wonder if he ever managed to figure out the proper way to use a squat toilet or if it remains one of life’s great unanswered questions. Condition: Good, though the pages may bear evidence of Myers’ culinary adventures—think smudges and the occasional coffee stain, adding an authentic touch to his travel odyssey. The spine is intact, which is more than can be said for some of Myers’ dignity by the end of his escapade. Together with the quirky illustrations and snappy prose, it provides an entertaining glimpse into the unknown, making it a perfect addition to your shelf of ‘books I’ll probably never read but will keep for the aesthetic.’ In a world where travel guides tend to be dry, clinical, and devoid of any real human experience, “Adrift In China” stands out like a neon sign in a dimly lit street. Whether you’re planning a trip to China, reminiscing about your chaotic travels, or simply in need of a good laugh during your morning commute, Simon Myers’ narrative is bound to tickle your funny bone and perhaps inspire a few eyebrow raises along the way. Get your copy today at Crappy Old Books, where we promise your reading experience will never be dull—just like Myers’ escapades! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2925/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/simon-myers-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Summersdale Travel 9781840242171 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2924 One More Croissant For The Road by Felicity Clarke In a world where self-help books vie for your attention like overzealous shopkeepers shouting about the best deals on low-quality kitchenware, Felicity Clarke’s "One More Croissant For The Road" emerges as a croissant-shaped beacon of hope—or is that just the smell from the nearest boulangerie wafting through the air? Published by Mudlark in the illustrious year of 2020, when we were apparently all too busy binge-watching cat videos to consider the existential weight of pastries, this book invites the reader to ponder the all-important question: how many flaky, buttery layers must one consume before they can truly call their journey complete? You might be wondering what a croissant has to do with profound life milestones or existential crises. Surely, you think, Felicity Clarke has simply slapped a pastry-related title on what is essentially a philosophical treatise on modern living. But before you toss this book aside in favour of something you deem more ’serious,’ take a moment to consider the possibility that the croissant—arguably the most French of all baked goods—holds the key to understanding our chaotic existence. Between buttery bites and the inevitable crumbs that will forever haunt your tablecloth, Clarke deftly weaves together the importance of indulgence and the bittersweet nature of life’s journeys. Our heroine, or perhaps anti-heroine, embarks on a quest that is both literal and metaphorical—hence the title. The narrative flits about like a caffeinated pigeon, from quaint cafés in Paris to the back alleys of London, accompanied by a supporting cast of eccentric characters who may or may not exist solely in her imagination. Each chapter is a flaky layer of experience, a digestible morsel of wisdom that might make you re-evaluate your brunch choices or, at the very least, your relationship with pastry. As you navigate through Clarke’s whimsical prose, expect to encounter a plethora of profound insights, such as: The philosophical implications of choosing jam over butter. The art of balancing life’s challenges with a flaky pastry in hand. Why a croissant is the ultimate metaphor for resilience. The pros and cons of indulging in “just one more” pastry. How to find your way when you’re lost in a pastry shop (or life). However, fret not, for beneath the layers of buttery wisdom lies an inherent irony that could only be crafted by a writer who has clearly embraced the chaos of life—and the calories that come with it. It’s as if Clarke is daring you to read between the lines while carefully avoiding the crumbs that inevitably fall to the floor, reminding us that life, much like a croissant, is messy, delightful, and occasionally requires a trip to the gym afterwards. After all, what is the point of pondering the meaning of life if you can’t enjoy a pastry or six along the way? Condition: This book is rated as ’Good’ but could be classified as ’Good with a Side of Flakiness.’ Expect a few dog-eared pages and perhaps a light dusting of crumbs—presumably from previous owners who took Clarke’s advice a little too seriously. It appears well-loved, much like your favourite bakery that you keep returning to, even when you know full well it’s not good for you. Whether you are pondering your own relationship with carbohydrates or simply need a humorous companion for your next café outing, "One More Croissant For The Road" is the quirky, ironic read you didn’t know you needed. So, grab your cup of tea (or coffee, if you must), and prepare to indulge in a book that may or may not change your perspective on pastries and life itself, sold by none other than Crappy Old Books. After all, who doesn’t need a little literary fluff with their pastry flakiness? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2924/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-more-croissant-for-the-road-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mudlark 9780008377267 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2923 2071 The World Well Leave Our Grandchildren by Chris Rapley and Duncan Macmillan Ah, 2071: The World We’ll Leave Our Grandchildren – a title that rolls off the tongue like a slightly soggy biscuit. Written by Chris Rapley and Duncan Macmillan in what can only be described as a fit of foresight and perhaps a touch of existential dread, this book attempts to peer into the murky depths of the future. Unlike your average crystal ball gazer, Rapley and Macmillan wield facts and figures like swords in a duel, battling the dragons of ignorance and inaction that threaten our very existence. If you’ve ever wondered how your descendants might curse your name from the comfort of their eco-friendly, recycled hovels, this is the tome for you. Published in 2015 by the illustrious John Murray, known for their uncanny ability to publish books that will either enlighten or terrify you, this literary work gathers some of the most pressing questions of our time. Think of it as an extended letter to your grandchildren, one they’ll probably read with a mix of horror and amusement as they sip their single-origin, fair-trade smoothies. The authors wield a unique blend of science, speculation, and just a pinch of doom, making for a read that’s both an intellectual exercise and an emotional rollercoaster. Is 2071 destined to be a year of flourishing nature or a bleak dystopia filled with rogue robots and unyielding climate change? Spoiler alert: the authors lean towards the latter, but with just enough hope to keep you from tossing the book out the window in despair. It’s like a love letter to the planet while simultaneously being a warning siren that sounds like an old kettle boiling—loud, shrill, and very much in need of attention. Between the pages, you’ll encounter a cornucopia of fascinating insights, including: The projected rise of icebergs as the coolest vacation destinations. How to make friends with polar bears (pro tip: don’t). The benefits of living in a world where solar panels are considered high fashion. The shocking revelation that your grandchildren might actually welcome the apocalypse with a smile. The long-lost art of farming in urban settings, also known as "how to grow tomatoes on your balcony while dodging falling debris." With a blend of wit and gravitas that only seasoned authors can muster, Rapley and Macmillan unpack a future that’s as uncertain as a British summer. You may find yourself laughing nervously at their predictions, or perhaps you’ll be clutching the book like a lifeline as you ponder the fate of humanity. Either way, this book is a satirical yet earnest examination of our existential quandaries, serving both as a wake-up call and a darkly comic exploration of what may come to pass. Condition: Good. Yes, good! That’s right, folks. This book has been lovingly thumbed through, likely by someone who was either trying to understand their place in the universe or simply searching for a good place to hide from reality. The pages might be a tad yellowed, and the spine may exhibit the kind of wear that suggests late-night philosophical debates, but rest assured, it’s still fully intact, ready to embark on its next journey into the hands of a new reader. So, if you’re feeling particularly reflective about the future or simply wish to engage in a bit of irony-laden contemplation, 2071: The World We’ll Leave Our Grandchildren is waiting for you. It’s available for purchase at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every worn cover has a story, and every fingerprint tells a tale of shared human experience—preferably with a touch of absurdity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2923/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/2072-the-world-well-leave-our-grandchildren-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray 9781473622159 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2922 Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman In a world where the mundane collides spectacularly with the bizarre, Neil Gaiman’s *Neverwhere* invites readers to traverse the shadowy corridors of London Below—an underworld replete with characters so eccentric, they could only have sprung from the depths of one’s imagination (or perhaps a particularly vivid fever dream). If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you misplace your train ticket and accidentally tumble into a parallel universe populated by half-remembered nightmares and whimsical oddities, this book might just be the baffling journey you’re looking for. Published by R Headline Review in the enchanting year of 2005, this edition of *Neverwhere* is not just a book; it’s a portal to a realm where the rules of reality are as loose as a well-loved pair of socks. Our protagonist, Richard Mayhew, finds himself plucked from the drab confines of everyday London into a world where the bizarre is the norm and the normal is utterly forgotten. What can go wrong when a simple act of kindness leads you to befriend a girl who is, let’s say, less than conventional? Within the pages of this fantastical novel, you’ll encounter a cavalcade of characters who could easily have been sketched by a surrealist artist after one too many cups of tea. Expect to meet a gentleman who may or may not have an actual rat for a pet, a villain so dreadfully charming that you won’t quite know whether to loathe or adore him, and a variety of other residents who might make your average London busker look positively mundane. The prose dances with a whimsical energy, as if Gaiman himself were prancing about your living room, waving a magic wand while simultaneously offering you a cup of Earl Grey. Each chapter is like a stroll through a curiosity shop where the items on sale are not just antiques but pieces of a puzzle that defy both logic and gravity. You might find yourself chuckling, pondering, or simply scratching your head in bemusement as you navigate this fantastical landscape. Still, why should you pick up this particular tome? Well, here are a few compelling reasons: Experience a world where the Underground’s lost and found is a veritable treasure trove of the extraordinary. Meet a cast of characters so colorful, they could rival the most lavish of circus acts. Delight in a narrative style that manages to be both whimsical and thought-provoking—like a cat that simultaneously purrs and philosophizes. Perfect for those moments when you want to feel both utterly perplexed and mildly entertained, much like reading the back of a cereal box. A great conversation starter, especially when someone asks you what you’re reading and you respond with a bemused smile and a shrug. Condition: This copy of *Neverwhere* is classified as *good*, which in the world of second-hand books translates to “well-loved.” Expect some creases, dog-eared pages, and possibly a few enigmatic coffee stains that hint at the literary adventures it has been on before finding its way to your hands. It’s the sort of condition that suggests the book has a story of its own, perhaps involving late-night reading sessions and the occasional spilled cuppa. So if you’re feeling bold and slightly eccentric, consider adding *Neverwhere* to your reading list. After all, who wouldn’t want to explore a hidden London populated by delights and dread? It’s all here, waiting to be unfurled like an old map—a rather crinkled, slightly stained old map. And remember, you can find this and other literary oddities at Crappy Old Books, where nostalgia meets the absurd in every page turn. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2922/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/neverwhere-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books R Headline Review 9780755322800 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2921 The God Species by Mark Lynas Step right up, dear reader, and feast your eyes on the magnificent tome that is “The God Species” by the illustrious Mark Lynas. Published in 2012 by Fourth Estate—an imprint so chic that even the book spines wear berets—this book aims to unravel the mysteries of our relationship with the planet, the universe, and perhaps even the cosmic vending machine that dispenses existential crises with every read. One can only wonder if Lynas will, at some point, suggest we start charging rent to Mother Nature for her picturesque scenery, but alas, that remains a mystery for you to uncover. Now, if you’ve ever dreamed of being a deity in the realm of environmental science, Lynas is here to grant you a divine insight into what it means to wield such almighty power. The author, armed with more facts and figures than the average pub quiz champion, leads us through a labyrinth of ecological conundrums and societal dilemmas that might just make your head spin faster than a weather vane in a gale. You might find yourself laughing nervously at the absurdity of our species while simultaneously pondering whether we should have thought twice before inventing plastic or, dare we say, the time-saving microwave. In this captivating exploration of humanity’s role on this spinning blue marble, Lynas challenges us to rethink our footprint—or rather, our entire shoe collection. With prose that’s as sharp as a well-honed pencil and as engaging as a cat video during a particularly arduous Monday meeting, the author implores us to understand that our impact is not just a side note in the grand narrative of life but rather the headline act. So, grab your reading glasses and prepare to have your mind expanded, much like the universe itself, as you navigate through topics that may or may not have appeared on your latest Zoom call. But what’s a philosophical journey without a sprinkle of irony? The very idea that we, as mere mortals, could be seen as “the God Species” may strike you as a tad presumptuous; after all, even our finest achievements barely make it into the footnotes of the cosmos. However, Lynas isn’t here to hand out participation trophies; he’s come to present a comprehensive case for our stewardship of the planet. This is a call to action, though one might argue it’s also a call to reconsider planting that veggie garden you’ve been putting off since the last ice age. Condition: This particular edition comes to you in good condition, with pages that whisper tales of the past and a spine that holds its secrets just a touch too tightly. Expect the faintest of dog-eared corners and perhaps a smattering of underlined passages, possibly from a previous reader who was keen to highlight the absurdities of modern life. Rest assured, it has a couple of quirky stains that only add character—think of them as nature’s very own art installations. No doubt these marks will inspire philosophical debates during your next book club meeting. As you leaf through the pages, you may find yourself musing over the following points, listed here as a public service to aid your reading experience: The absurdity of humanity’s self-appointed role as planetary caretakers. How many times can one person mention climate change in a single chapter? The merits of reducing carbon footprints while still enjoying the occasional plane trip to Ibiza. What would the universe look like with fewer humans—and more cats? The potential for a “new religion” built around recycling, complete with its own festivals and eccentric rituals. So, whether you’re a staunch environmentalist, a casual observer of nature, or that friend who insists on arguing about the merits of organic quinoa, “The God Species” is a must-read that you can flaunt at your next gathering as if it came straight from the bookshelf of an esteemed academic—while secretly knowing it’s just a Crappy Old Book waiting for its next adventure. Grab your copy today and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about our role in this wild, wacky world! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2921/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-god-species-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fourth Estate 9780007375226 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2920 Screw Work Lets Play by John Williams In a world where the nine-to-five grind seems ever more like a Kafkaesque nightmare, John Williams decided to throw caution to the wind and pen a cheeky little tome called "Screw Work Lets Play." Published in 2010, this literary marvel from Pearson invites readers to abandon their dull desk jobs and embrace their inner child, all while sipping on a lukewarm cup of office coffee that could double as a paint thinner. What could possibly go wrong when you prioritize play over work? Spoiler alert: absolutely everything. Imagine a universe where meetings are replaced by paintball tournaments, and the quarterly reports are merely an excuse to throw a spontaneous dance party in the break room. Williams, in a fit of whimsical inspiration, purports that the secret to a fulfilling life lies not in spreadsheets but in spontaneous bursts of creativity and joy. It’s an enticing notion, isn’t it? Yet, as you flip through the pages, you may find yourself wondering if this is a self-help manual or a carefully disguised instruction guide for chronic procrastination. Perhaps you will be charmed by Williams’ audacious suggestions, such as holding mandatory ‘play breaks’ where employees are encouraged to engage in interpretative dance or the enlightening concept of ‘work as play’—a phrase that sounds suspiciously like an excuse to avoid actual productivity. Is this a radical reimagining of workplace culture or a clever plot by your boss to get you to work harder while pretending it’s a game? It’s a fine line, and Williams waltzes along it with the grace of a gazelle on roller skates. Among the pages filled with vibrant illustrations of office supplies transformed into toys, you might stumble upon absurd anecdotes of people who have turned their mundane existence into a carnival of chaos. You will read about those who have swapped their suits for clown costumes and boring conference calls for impromptu karaoke sessions. Is this a manifesto for the modern employee, or merely an invitation to a never-ending circus? You’ll have to read it to decide, but be warned: you might just find yourself yearning for a rubber chicken instead of a quarterly profit margin. Of course, what self-respecting self-help book would be complete without a list? Williams has graciously provided a handy dandy bullet-point rundown to help you navigate this brave new world of whimsy and wonder. Prepare yourself for: How to turn your office into an amusement park without getting fired Creative ways to use your stapler as a prop for spontaneous theatrical performances The fine art of negotiating ‘playtime’ with your boss Strategies for making coffee breaks more like coffee parties Tips on replacing your standard desk chair with a bouncy ball for optimal fun and fitness Condition: Good. This particular copy has seen a fair bit of love, with dog-eared pages and a couple of coffee stains that give it an air of authenticity—proof that someone took it to heart, or perhaps just spilled their caffeinated drink while contemplating whether or not to quit their job in search of eternal play. Rest assured, it remains fully legible and packed with enough quirky ideas to lure any disillusioned office worker into a daydream of a life filled with whimsy. So, if you’re tired of the monotony that a typical workday brings and yearn for a way to inject some playfulness into your dreary existence, "Screw Work Lets Play" might just be the book for you. Or it could serve as a cautionary tale about the dangers of mixing business with pleasure. Either way, you’ll find this delightful volume and many more curious treasures at Crappy Old Books, your one-stop shop for literary oddities and charmingly questionable life advice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2920/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/screw-work-lets-play-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pearson 9780273730934 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2919 The Return Of History And The End Of Dreams by Robert Kagan In the oddly optimistic world of 2008, when flip phones were still en vogue and the just-recently-unveiled smartphones were but a twinkle in Steve Jobs’ eye, Robert Kagan boldly proclaimed what many of us knew deep down: history has a habit of doing its own thing, while our dreams often misplace their car keys. With a title as grandiloquent as a Victorian dinner party, "The Return Of History And The End Of Dreams" invites you to a tête-à-tête with the past that’s as riveting as watching paint dry, albeit slightly more enlightening. Picture this: a book that purports to unravel the tangled web of historical inevitability while simultaneously laying a disconcerting carpet of reality over your fanciful aspirations. Kagan, in his quintessentially erudite fashion, sets out to remind us that while we may yearn for sumptuous futures filled with sunlit uplands and floating cloud castles, history has its own agenda—a rather pesky affair, if you ask us. This tome oscillates between the profound and the pragmatically ponderous, much like an old man on a park bench, reminiscing about his glory days whilst simultaneously grumbling about the weather. Among the pages, one might find discussions that make you question if your dreams were merely a series of unfortunate events, arranged over coffee and crumpets. Kagan’s narratives might take you down a rabbit hole, where you’ll wonder if history is the ultimate reality show with fewer plot twists and more awkward silences. Who needs dreams when you have the heavyweights of the past, dragging their chains through the corridors of time? It’s almost as if Kagan was preparing us for a world where history repeatedly stomps on the dreams we hold dear, like an overzealous bouncer at a nightclub. But fret not! This book offers an engaging collection of thoughts that will spark conversations at dinner parties where everyone pretends to understand the nuances of Western civilization. Kagan’s keen observations might lead to the following epiphanies: History loves a good comeback, much like an ageing rock band on tour. Your dreams may be a tad too optimistic, akin to expecting tea at the Ritz served by a penguin. Politics and history are like a couple that can’t quite decide whether to break up or get married. Time travel is still a dubious concept, but that doesn’t stop us from dreaming about it. Occasionally, the past just wants to remind us that it’s not as far behind as we might think. Condition: Good. Well, let’s just say it has been around the block a few times, picked up some charmingly creased corners, and perhaps a faint whiff of nostalgia. The spine, while not exactly in mint condition, is still intact enough to ensure the pages lie open with a certain confidence—much like a cat that knows it’s just too fabulous for this world. You might find the odd coffee stain that tells the tale of a long-forgotten reading session, or perhaps a smudge that hints at someone’s battle with existentialism over a cuppa. In conclusion, "The Return Of History And The End Of Dreams" is a rollercoaster of historical musings wrapped in a cover that’s seen better days but carries with it the promise of riveting contemplation. It’s a must-have for anyone curious about the interplay of the past and the fantastical future that seems to elude us like a cat escaping a bath. No need to dream; just let Kagan’s wisdom wash over you like a surprise shower on a British summer day. So, do yourself a favour and nab a copy from Crappy Old Books—where old tomes find new homes. You might just find that history isn’t as dull as it sounds, and that your dreams… well, they might just need a good talking to. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2919/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-return-of-history-and-the-end-of-dreams-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Atlantic Books 9781843548126 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2918 Stuffocation by James Wallman In a world where our closets are bursting at the seams and our Instagram feeds are overflowing with curated perfection, James Wallman’s “Stuffocation” offers a satirical yet oddly enlightening exploration of our insatiable appetite for material possessions. Published by Penguin in 2015, this intriguing tome boldly dares to ask: are we truly living in an age of abundance or merely drowning in a sea of our own clutter? Wallman, with the grace of a tightrope walker balancing precariously on a stack of vintage suitcases, takes readers on a whimsical journey through the psychological quagmires of consumer culture. As he meanders through tales of hoarders and minimalists, one can’t help but feel a sense of existential dread mixed with a chuckle or two. After all, who doesn’t love the irony of being smothered by the very possessions we once believed would liberate us? “Stuffocation” is not just a book; it’s an invitation to ponder the merits of an unencumbered life. Wallman masterfully juxtaposes the material with the philosophical, leading us to consider whether those limited-edition sneakers are truly a necessity or perhaps just a delightful distraction from our chaotic existence. You might find yourself questioning your last impulse buy, wondering whether it was really worth sacrificing a sliver of your sanity in exchange for yet another novelty item. In a society where the latest gadgets and gizmos reign supreme, Wallman cleverly critiques our obsession with ‘more.’ He presents a well-structured argument that invites readers to consider the liberating power of less. It’s both a wake-up call and a gentle nudge to downsize, declutter, and perhaps even embrace the void left behind by too many throw pillows. Yes, dear reader, it’s time to confront the chaos that has invaded our homes, one unnecessary trinket at a time. The book unfolds like a peculiar scavenger hunt, leading you through various facets of life, encouraging you to confront your own ‘stuffocation.’ Wallman’s prose is peppered with anecdotes and observations that will make you snort-laugh in public places—much to the chagrin of those nearby. He manages to tackle the absurdities of modern life with a keen eye for irony, leaving readers both bemused and enlightened. Condition: This copy of “Stuffocation”, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is in good condition—though it may carry the faint aroma of a well-loved library, mingling with memories of prior owners who wrestled with their own collections of oddities. The cover exhibits a slight crease, presumably from a passionate reader’s fervent finger-pointing during moments of profound clarity or perhaps an impassioned debate over the merits of owning a robotic vacuum cleaner. The pages are intact, though a few may bear the marks of contemplative musings in the margins, a testament to the reader’s struggle against the clutter of both physical and mental realms. Delve into the absurdity of consumerism. Rediscover the joys of owning fewer things. Laugh at the chaos of your accumulated possessions. Feel an odd sense of camaraderie with fellow clutter-battlers. Contemplate whether your next purchase is really worth it. In the end, “Stuffocation” is a brilliant reflection on our contemporary lives, one that invites readers to rethink their relationship with their belongings and perhaps, just perhaps, consider a life less filled with ’stuff.’ So, grab this quirky survival guide from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to be hilariously challenged on your journey to minimalism—or at least to a slightly less chaotic living room! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2918/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stuffocation-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780241971543 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2917 Jennie - The Life of Lady Randolph churchill by Ralph G Martin Step right up, history buffs and curious souls alike, for an exhilarating romp through the halls of 19th-century British aristocracy! Forget the dull textbooks and dry documentaries; “Jennie - The Life of Lady Randolph Churchill” is here to make you question your entire understanding of nobility, ambition, and the intriguing underbelly of high society. Who knew the path to power could be paved with such scandalous gossip and questionable fashion choices? Has a mark to cover, as can been seen in image. Authored by the intrepid Ralph G. Martin in 1970, this tome could very well serve as the ultimate conversation starter at your next tea party (or even a slightly raucous shindig). Imagine a dinner table adorned with crumpets and scones while you regale your guests with tales of the indomitable Jennie Jerome, an American beauty turned British peeress, who managed to capture the heart of Lord Randolph Churchill. Yes, the very same Churchill who would later become the father of Winston! Talk about family dynamics that could make an episode of “The Crown” look like a polite tea chat! This book is not just a biography; it’s a vibrant tapestry of social maneuvering, with Jennings weaving her way through the labyrinth of politics, passion, and the occasional scandalous dalliance. Who needs reality TV when you have the real-life escapades of a woman juggling love affairs and political intrigue like a circus performer with too many flaming torches? Be prepared to delve into the glittering yet treacherous world of Victorian England, where every ball was a battlefield and every scandal could lead to a swift exit from polite society. But let’s not forget the delightful quirks that come with the package! Martin’s prose is so rich that you may find yourself picturing oil paintings of Jennie herself, delicately set against the backdrop of a lavish estate, while simultaneously sipping your morning coffee in a slightly over-crowded café. You might even find yourself thinking, “Why aren’t there more women in history with such audaciously captivating life stories?” And, as it turns out, there are, but none quite like Jennie, with her penchant for sparkling repartee and an uncanny ability to charm even the most iron-willed politicians. As you meander through the pages, be prepared for revelations that shimmer like sequined gowns at an evening soirée. The anecdotes could keep you chuckling or gasping, depending on how well you handle the outrageous nature of the lives lived by those who dined with kings and queens while simultaneously conducting affairs in the shadows. Will you find yourself envious of Jennie’s finely tailored ball gowns or her ability to navigate the treacherous waters of the British aristocracy? Perhaps a little of both! Condition: Good. This copy exhibits the charm of a well-loved companion, with dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain as if to say, “I’ve been held close during many a caffeinated reading session.” You might even find a previous owner’s musings scrawled in the margins—an added bonus, if you enjoy deciphering cryptic messages from the past! In a world seemingly ruled by Instagram influencers and 24-hour news cycles, picking up “Jennie - The Life of Lady Randolph Churchill” may just feel like a refreshing sip of Earl Grey amidst the chaos. Prepare for a literary experience that, much like an unexpected invite to a lavish ball, may lead to delightful surprises. You’ve come to Crappy Old Books seeking literary treasures, and this one could easily prove to be a delightful oddity in your collection. So don’t hesitate; jump in and embrace the glorious absurdity of life with Jennie! So, whether you’re a history aficionado, a gossipy grandparent, or simply someone who appreciates the bizarre intricacies of human relationships, this biography is your ticket to a world where the past unfurls in all its chaotic glory. Spoiler alert: you might even find yourself wanting to embark on a quest to uncover more about the trailblazing women of history. After all, who says second-hand books can’t spark first-rate conversations? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2917/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jennie-apr-2025.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2914 Judo by Teach Yourself Books Master the Art of Judo — Step by Step! Whether you’re a complete beginner or looking to sharpen your skills, Judo from Teach Yourself Books is your perfect companion on the mat. This clear, accessible guide covers all the fundamentals — from basic throws and holds to more advanced techniques — explained in simple language and illustrated with easy-to-follow diagrams. With practical tips, training advice, and insights into judo’s rich philosophy, this book helps you build confidence, discipline, and physical skill at your own pace. Start your judo journey today — and discover a world of strength, balance, and respect. This is a nearly new looking book. Slight tear on backdustjacket about 1cm long and soe scuffing to edges, but it looks like this book has never been read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2914/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/judo-apr-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The English Universities Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2913 The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan The Thirty-Nine Steps by John Buchan is a gripping classic of espionage and adventure. When Richard Hannay, a restless Londoner, is drawn into a deadly conspiracy after a mysterious stranger is murdered in his flat, he finds himself the target of a relentless manhunt. With only his wits and courage to rely on, Hannay flees to the wild Scottish countryside, racing against time to uncover a secret that could change the fate of the nation. First published in 1915, this fast-paced thriller introduced readers to one of literature’s first action heroes and set the standard for the modern spy novel. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2913/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-thirty-nine-steps-apr-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330106962 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2912 Animal Farm by George Orwell Animal Farm is George Orwell’s chilling allegory of revolution betrayed by tyranny. When the animals of Manor Farm overthrow their human oppressor, they dream of a future where all are equal, free, and happy. But as power consolidates under the cunning pig Napoleon, the farm’s ideals crumble into a brutal dictatorship. First published in 1945, Animal Farm is a powerful, timeless fable about the corrupting influence of power and the fragility of freedom. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2912/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/animal-farm-apr-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140008388 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2910 A Room With A View by EM Forster A Room with a View by E.M. Forster In the sun-drenched hills of Florence, young Lucy Honeychurch faces a choice that will define her life. Torn between the safety of convention and the thrill of passion, Lucy’s journey from repression to self-discovery is set against a vivid backdrop of art, travel, and tangled hearts. When a chance encounter with the unconventional George Emerson challenges everything she thought she knew about love and freedom, Lucy must decide: will she follow the expectations of society, or listen to the deeper stirrings of her own soul? Elegant, witty, and quietly radical, A Room with a View is a timeless exploration of longing, courage, and the transformative power of place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2910/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-room-with-a-view-apr-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140010596 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2909 The Dust and the Heat by Michael Gilbert In the illustrious pantheon of literary works, few have dared to tread the treacherous paths of dust and heat quite like Michael Gilbert in his 1971 pièce de résistance, *The Dust and the Heat*. Published by the ever-ambitious Hodder, this tome is a curious concoction of the mundane and the extraordinary, nestled snugly between its weathered covers. One might ponder: is it a portrayal of the gritty struggles of life, or merely an elaborate metaphor for the perils of a particularly dusty summer in Woking? Only the brave—or the slightly bemused—will find out. Let us paint a picture, shall we? The world of this narrative is drenched in a delightful haze of irony, where characters meander through the parched landscapes of their souls, blinded by the intense glare of existential dilemmas. One can’t help but wonder if the title refers to the weather or the state of mind of those unfortunate enough to find themselves in the book. Perhaps the dust is a metaphor for the layers of human experience, and the heat a reminder that, yes, life can indeed be a scorching affair. Readers might expect an intricate plot with twists and turns that could rival the most perplexing of mazes. Instead, they are greeted with a leisurely stroll through the lives of those who seem to exist on the periphery of excitement, sipping tea in the shade while contemplating the meaning of life—or at least the meaning of that rather unfortunate stain on the carpet. Could it be that the true essence of this novel lies not in plot but in the art of observation? A curious proposition, indeed! Gilbert, with his deft hand and a penchant for the quirky, invites us to explore a plethora of themes that include, but are not limited to: The existential plight of the average Brit. The philosophical implications of dust accumulation. The temperature at which one’s patience starts to boil. A humorous exploration of the human condition, served with a side of self-deprecation. The significance of tea breaks during moments of crisis. As you traverse the pages of *The Dust and the Heat*, prepare to uncover a world where the subtleties of life are both celebrated and scrutinized. Gilbert masterfully weaves a tapestry that feels as familiar as an old cardigan yet as fresh as the scent of rain on parched soil. You may find yourself chuckling at the absurdities of the characters’ predicaments, all the while reflecting on your own dusty corners and heated moments. Condition: Good—though one must wonder what ’good’ really means when it comes to second-hand treasures. This particular copy exhibits the classic signs of loving use: a few dog-eared pages, some enthusiastic underlining, and perhaps a coffee ring or two that hint at contemplative sips taken during particularly intense reading sessions. The spine holds together reasonably well, as if to say, “I’ve been through quite a bit, but I’m still standing!” In a world awash with shiny new releases, *The Dust and the Heat* beckons you to embrace its quirks and imperfections. So, dear reader, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of second-hand literary explorations, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where this delightful relic awaits to ignite your imagination—or at least give you something to ponder while the kettle boils. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2909/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dust-and-the-heatt-apr-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder 9780340150825 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2908 A Night At Sea by Margaret Lane Ahoy, fellow literary adventurers! Get ready to embark on a nautical escapade that promises to be as full of surprises as finding a sea cucumber in your garden. “A Night At Sea” by Margaret Lane, published in the illustrious year of 1967, is a tome that might just have you reconsidering your plans for an ordinary evening. You may be thinking it’s a romantic voyage on a sleek yacht with champagne and sunset views, but don’t let the title fool you; this is the literary equivalent of a rubber dinghy in a kiddie pool. Margaret Lane, whose name evokes a sense of genteel whimsy, has crafted a narrative that will make you question everything you thought you knew about maritime adventures. Did you ever imagine that a night at sea could include endless cups of lukewarm tea and a fierce debate over the best way to tie a bowline knot? Well, buckle up your life jackets because you’re in for a ride that might just lead to a moment of existential introspection as you ponder why you bothered to read this in the first place. In this delightful little volume, you won’t find any heart-pounding sea monster encounters or dramatic rescues. Instead, expect a medley of mundane yet oddly charming episodes that could only happen amidst the lapping waves. Lane’s keen eye for detail transforms the ordinary into the extraordinary, or at the very least, the mildly interesting. This book will leave you guessing whether you’ve made a sound investment in literary lore or whether you’d have been better off with a good old-fashioned crossword puzzle. Prepare to be introduced to a motley crew of characters—some of whom may or may not be entirely fictitious. They’re the kind of people you’d invite over for tea, only to realize halfway through that you forgot to buy biscuits. Through their maritime misadventures, you might find yourself nodding along, unsure if you’re chuckling at their antics or in disbelief that anyone could spend so much time caught in such trivial pursuits on open water. Endless discussions about the merits of different types of seaweed. A rather underwhelming plot twist involving a lost rubber duck. Characters with names so peculiar you’ll wish you’d taken notes. Descriptions of the sea that vary from ‘unremarkable’ to ‘mildly pleasant’. Accompanying illustrations that may leave you questioning the author’s grasp of marine life. Condition: Good, or at least it was when it washed ashore from the depths of some forgotten bookshelf. The cover displays a charming wear that suggests it has been read by someone who absolutely adored it, or at least pretended to while waiting for their tea to steep. The pages are crisp enough to remind you that you might want to take a break from Instagram and indulge in some good old-fashioned page-turning. There are, of course, a few dog-eared corners, hinting at moments of intense contemplation or perhaps just a lapse in attention caused by the nearby distraction of a cat. In a world where literary adventures often take the form of epic quests and grand romances, “A Night At Sea” dares to float against the tide. It’s not quite the book you were expecting, but isn’t that the beauty of second-hand treasures found at Crappy Old Books? With every flip of the page, you’ll unearth a tiny morsel of quirkiness that might just inspire you to have your own night at sea, preferably one with fewer rubber ducks and a decent supply of biscuits. So grab your copy today, and prepare to discover just how entertaining mediocrity on the high seas can truly be. You may even find your own perspective on what constitutes a thrilling night out—or, at the very least, a thorough appreciation for the simplicity of a cup of tea at twilight. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2908/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-night-at-sea-apr-2025.jpg 4.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2906 School Certificate Exercies In English by Frederick T Wood Step right up, linguists and logophiles! Have we got a treat for you: "School Certificate Exercises in English" by Frederick T. Wood, a veritable relic from the annals of 1955. This book is not only a portal into a time when English was taught with the fervour of a Victorian gentleman wielding a ruler, but it also serves as a perfect example of how we’ve all collectively agreed to forget about the grammar that once held our society together — like a fraying thread in a particularly dodgy tapestry. Hardback, clothbound, nice small solid book. Has ticked throughout where somone has obviously checked the exercises as being too difficult to bother with and then gone off to the pub. Imagine a time when ’texting’ referred to an ill-fated attempt at sending a telegram, and ’internet’ was just a vague notion that might have involved a fisherman and an overly ambitious net. In this quaint world, Mr. Wood, with his glasses perched precariously on the end of his nose, penned exercises that were designed to prepare young minds for the rigours of the English language — or at least ensure they haven’t been completely consumed by the delightful chaos of slang and colloquialisms. Within these pages, you’ll find a veritable cornucopia of exercises that promise to sharpen your linguistic prowess. Whether you’re interested in parsing sentences with the precision of a surgeon or simply wish to recall the joy of diagramming sentences (a hobby that really took off in 1955, don’t you know), Wood has provided ample opportunities for you to dust off those neglected grammar skills. And of course, there’s the added bonus of nostalgia — the kind that makes you wonder if your primary school education was truly a blessing or a cunning form of punishment. What’s more, this book is a delightful snapshot of a more innocent time, when spelling was sacrosanct and punctuation was the holy grail of written communication. Young learners of the era, presumably still clutching their ink pots and fountain pens, would have dutifully filled in the blanks, praying to the gods of grammar and hoping for a glimmer of praise from their stern teachers. The mere act of completing exercises such as "Fill in the blanks with the appropriate prepositions" was considered a rite of passage. How quaint! Now, let us not forget the peculiarities of the publisher: MacMillan, a name that echoes through the hallowed halls of literary history. One can only imagine the illustrious gatherings of editors and typesetters who sat around in tweed jackets, sipping Earl Grey, whilst discussing the finer points of English syntax. It’s a far cry from the days of digital publishing, where grammar is often sacrificed at the altar of expedience and emojis reign supreme. For those of you seeking a slice of educational history, this book does not disappoint. It boasts exercises like “Identify the adverbs in the following sentences,” a task that could very well stump even the most seasoned grammarian after a long day pondering existential crises and the meaning of life. Fear not, dear reader, for the solutions remain tantalisingly absent, leaving you to grapple with your own inadequacies in a manner reminiscent of those glorious school days. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books usually means it has character. This tome features the usual bumps and bruises of age, including yellowing pages that whisper secrets of grammar enthusiasts from decades past. A few pencil marks remain, presumably from an eager student who attempted to tackle the exercises and subsequently gave up, perhaps overwhelmed by the sheer weight of the English language. You may even find the faint smell of chalk dust, or at least that nostalgic scent of books left in the sun too long. In a world where the written word often feels like a fleeting fancy, "School Certificate Exercises in English" is a delightful reminder of when grammar was king and spelling tests were the stuff of nightmares. So go on, grab this quirky piece of history and impress your friends with your newfound knowledge of clause structure. Just don’t be surprised if they stare at you as if you’ve taken a time machine back to a place where ‘texting’ meant sending a letter in the post. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate all things literary, no matter how quirky or outdated! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2906/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/school-certificate-exercises-in-english-apr-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2905 Dance With The Dead by Jame Nally In a world where the line between the living and the dead is blurred, Jame Nally’s “Dance With The Dead” invites you to waltz into a realm where spirits are less about haunting and more about hoofing it across the afterlife. Published by Avon in 2016, this literary curiosity is your passport to an eerie soirée where the undead are not only attending but also stealing the spotlight. Don your finest ghostly attire and prepare for a tale that promises to be both a dance of the macabre and a lesson in life’s most peculiar pas de deux. Bits of the wax/plastic coating to the cover are peeling away, but its not really structural. You might be wondering: what exactly compels people to dance with the dead? Is it the elegant decay of a waltzing skeleton or the rhythmic sway of a decayed limb? Nally seems to suggest that perhaps it’s a little bit of both. This book is the literary equivalent of attending a party where the music is enchanting, the guests are slightly decomposed, and the punch is, well, more punchy than you might expect. Each page is a twirl into a bizarre world where readers are encouraged to embrace the unearthly and maybe even take home a few spectral dance moves. Nally has a knack for crafting scenes that are both hauntingly hilarious and eerily relatable. Picture this: a group of lively characters, each one more peculiar than the last, come together in a dance marathon that defies the laws of physics and common sense. Are they trying to escape their problems, or are they just really bad at saying goodbye? The answer, dear reader, is likely as twisted as the dance moves on display. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter an ensemble cast that may or may not include a zombie ballroom champion, a ghostly DJ spinning records from beyond the grave, and a reluctant protagonist who would really rather sit this one out but finds themselves inexplicably caught up in the rhythmic chaos. It’s a mash-up of genres—part comedy, part horror, and all parts absurdity. A little like your uncle’s last wedding, or maybe just a Tuesday afternoon in your life. In this chaotic dance hall, the themes of life, death, and the occasional trip to the local cemetery are explored with a lightheartedness that somehow feels both refreshing and unsettling. The existential question of whether one can truly enjoy life while dancing with death is tackled with a surprising amount of grace—like trying to shuffle while simultaneously tripping over one’s own feet. Condition: This particular edition is in good shape, sporting only minor signs of wear that suggest it has been handled with love and perhaps a few ghostly fingerprints. The cover, while certainly showing some character, has not detached itself from the spine, a feat that would likely impress even the most skilled necromancer. Expect a slight musty scent typical of novels that have flirted with the notion of the afterlife, adding an immersive touch to your reading experience. You may find a few rogue bookmarks tucked inside, marking the most interesting moments—if only they could tell their tales as well. In a world saturated with predictable plots and mundane characters, “Dance With The Dead” manages to stand out like a ghoul at a tea party. It invites you to question not only the boundaries of life and death but also your own willingness to embrace the bizarre. And let’s be honest, there’s something charming about a book that dares you to tap your toes along with its spectral inhabitants. So don your dancing shoes—make sure they’re sturdy enough to withstand the occasional supernatural misstep—and prepare for a read that’s as delightfully odd as it is uncommonly entertaining. Remember, if you fancy a spot of the peculiar, look no further than Crappy Old Books. They’ve mastered the art of curating literary oddities just like this one, where every title is a whimsical invitation to explore the forgotten corners of literature. It’s a dance with the unknown, and who knows? You might just find your next favourite oddity there. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2905/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dance-with-the-dead-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780008149550 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2904 Horn of Africa by Philip Caputo In the illustrious realm of second-hand literature, where every page turn feels like unearthing a forgotten relic, we present to you "Horn of Africa" by Philip Caputo, a title that elicits a sense of wanderlust and mild existential dread—perhaps both at once. Published in 1980 by Futura, a name that may evoke visions of a dystopian future or at least a well-stocked library, this book is a journey through a landscape as complex as a plate of spaghetti, and just as likely to ensnare your sanity if not navigated carefully. Caputo, the intrepid author with an adventurous spirit, initially made waves with his war-themed writing, and it appears he’s decided to swap the battlefield for a safari of sorts. One might wonder if he lost a bet with a travel agent or simply had an insatiable craving for the exotic. Either way, "Horn of Africa" promises a wild ride through a region that is as vibrant as it is perilous. Expect to meet a cast of characters who may or may not be figments of Caputo’s imagination, each more eccentric than the last, yet strangely relatable in their bewilderment. As readers traverse the pages, they will encounter Caputo’s poignant prose that flits between lyrical and uncomfortably blunt. The setting is not just a backdrop; it’s a character in its own right, often overshadowing its human counterparts in both beauty and brutality. Whether you’re in it for the sun-scorched landscapes or the psychological depth that only comes from pondering the world’s misfortunes while sipping lukewarm tea, this book aims to tick every possible box of existential angst. But what exactly can one expect from this literary escapade? Here are a few highlights that might pique your interest: A riveting exploration of the human condition as seen through the lens of an African landscape. Characters who might as well be wearing “I’m Lost” T-shirts, as they navigate cultural labyrinths. Prose that dances like a gazelle yet occasionally trips over its own feet. A unique ability to make readers feel both informed and utterly confused about geopolitics. Moments of enlightenment interspersed with bewildering observations that leave you questioning your life choices. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books means it has weathered time with a sort of grace that can only be achieved by sitting quietly on a shelf, gathering dust while contemplating its own existence. Expect some minor wear and tear—perhaps a few dog-eared pages or the occasional note from a previous reader who thought it wise to write their musings in the margins. Consider it a literary dialogue with the ghosts of readers past, adding a layer of charm to the experience. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and have an appetite for literature that challenges both your intellect and your sanity, "Horn of Africa" is just waiting for you to rescue it from the purgatory of forgotten tomes. Perfect for those who enjoy the irony of a book about a vast, uncharted land nestled comfortably in a musty old bookstore. After all, what could be better than finding philosophical musings hidden beneath layers of history in a volume sold by Crappy Old Books? Grab it before it slips through your fingers like sand at the beach, or worse, like that one good idea you had last Tuesday. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2904/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/horn-of-africa-apr-2025.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708820209 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2903 The Kind Worth Killing by Peter Swanson Ah, “The Kind Worth Killing” by Peter Swanson, a novel that flirts with the sinister while dressed in the charming attire of a Faber & Faber classic. Published in 2015, this tale promises to serve as a delightful cocktail of deceit, betrayal, and, dare we say, the occasional murder. One can only wonder if the title refers to the kind of people you might bump into at a busy Tube station or those who insist on discussing the merits of their avocado toast choices at dinner parties. Small bit of water damage to the very bottom of first dozon of pages, hardly noticable really, nothing serious or structural. From the outset, this book introduces us to characters so intriguing that you might just find yourself casting them in your very own psychological thriller. One can imagine them in a dimly lit café somewhere in London, sipping lattes and plotting the demise of anyone who dares to order a flat white. Peter Swanson weaves a narrative that will make you question your very own social circle. Are your friends truly trustworthy, or are they merely waiting for the right moment to slip arsenic into your Earl Grey? One can never be too cautious, after all. The plot rolls out like a meticulously planned dinner party—there’s tension, there’s suspense, and just when you think you’ve got the guest list figured out, someone brings out the proverbial hatchet. In “The Kind Worth Killing,” we are treated to conversations that could rival the most scandalous gossip columns, with characters who possess the kind of charm that might lure you into a back alley, only to discover it’s a trap. Irony and wit are sprinkled throughout, as the reader is taken on a journey through the darker corridors of human nature, leaving one to ponder: what makes a person ‘worth’ killing? Is it their inability to share dessert or perhaps their unsolicited advice on your choice of footwear? This book is a masterclass in the art of misdirection. Just when you think you’ve figured out who the real villain is, you find yourself second-guessing your entire reading experience. Is it the suave gentleman with the twinkle in his eye, or the seemingly innocent woman toying with her hair? It’s a bit like a game of chess played under a disco ball—unexpected, confusing, and slightly disconcerting as you try to avoid stepping on anyone’s toes. Swanson’s knack for developing complex characters will have you questioning every interaction in your own life. Who knew a simple book could unleash such paranoia? The dialogue crackles with an energy that feels both sharp and relatable, as if Swanson has plucked the very words from the air we breathe in a crowded pub. You’ll find yourself chuckling nervously at the absurdity of the situations while also feeling a slight chill as the characters navigate their moral dilemmas. It’s the kind of humor that makes you laugh out loud in public, only to turn crimson as the other patrons stare at you, wondering if you’re plotting something nefarious. Condition: Good. This particular copy has been lovingly thumbed through by at least one reader who may or may not have developed a slight twitch when confronted with moral quandaries. The spine shows signs of well-meaning but perhaps overzealous reading, lending it a certain charm that only a second-hand book can possess. Pages may contain the odd coffee stain or a mysterious smudge, possibly a remnant of an overzealous book club discussion gone awry. In conclusion, “The Kind Worth Killing” is not just a novel; it’s an exploration of the darker recesses of the human psyche, wrapped in a deliciously ironic package. Whether you find yourself drawn to its suspenseful undertones or merely amused by its quirks, this book is a testament to the fact that sometimes, the most thrilling stories lurk in the corners of our own lives—right alongside the questionable choices we make about what to read next. So, if you fancy a literary jaunt through moral ambiguity, look no further than this delightful offering from Crappy Old Books. It’s just the kind of tale to liven up your reading list and perhaps make you reconsider your next dinner party invitation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2903/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-kind-worth-killing-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber & Faber 9780571302222 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2902 A Civil Contract by Georgette Heyer Ah, "A Civil Contract," a title so delightfully bland, one might assume it’s a particularly tedious municipal agreement concerning the upkeep of the local park. Fear not, for beneath the unassuming cover lies a tale spun by none other than Georgette Heyer, the Queen of Regency Romance, who somehow makes even the most mundane of contracts appear positively thrilling. Published in 1973, this tome slipped into the world as if wearing a rather respectable bonnet, determined to charm its way into the hearts of unsuspecting readers—one cup of Earl Grey at a time. Set amidst the genteel chaos of the Regency era, this book offers a fascinating glimpse into the art of matrimonial negotiation. One can only imagine the excitement of attending a ball where potential suitors are viewed not as dashing heroes, but as mere vendors at a farmer’s market, each hawking their wares to the highest bidder. In this civil contract of love and obligation, our protagonist navigates the treacherous waters of propriety, expectation, and perhaps a few hidden agendas, all while donning a frock that makes one wonder if it was designed with a tent in mind. Readers will find themselves enchanted by the social intricacies that offer a potpourri of delightful absurdities. The book examines the ridiculousness of love, marriage, and class in a manner that would have even the most discerning Regency critic rolling their eyes in amused disbelief. Perchance one might even wonder how such trivial matters could spark a frenzied debate at the local tea shop. After all, who needs an epic quest or tragic hero when you can have a well-timed earl and a perfectly executed waltz? Should you choose to embark on this journey through the civilities of courtship, prepare for a cavalcade of characters who are as colorful as they are impractical. Each one is a delightful caricature, from the overly ambitious matchmaking mamas to the dashing but decidedly indecisive gentlemen, all vying for a place in the reader’s heart—or at least a mention in the next round of gossip. This is a world where wit is the currency of choice, and charm is as essential as a well-pressed cravat. It is worth noting that “A Civil Contract” exists as the charming underdog in Heyer’s oeuvre, often overlooked in favor of her more flamboyant works. Yet, therein lies its unique appeal; it’s the quiet cousin at the family reunion who, when pushed, reveals an unexpected knack for witty repartee and a surprisingly sharp insight into human nature. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good underdog story, especially when it involves lavish ball gowns and the occasional scandal? Condition: Good. This copy has seen the passing of time as gracefully as an aging aristocrat—slightly worn but still standing proudly, it might have a few dog-eared pages, but rest assured, they’re merely signs of a well-loved book. The spine is intact, as if it were holding an aristocratic secret, and the cover is a charming nod to the era, featuring hues that suggest it was once the star of the shelf. Perhaps it even has a faint scent of lavender, or maybe that’s just a trick of the imagination, hoping to transport you straight to your nearest Regency ball. So, if you’re ready to explore a world where love is as businesslike as a budget meeting, and where the notion of “civil” is redefined one amusing anecdote at a time, look no further. “A Civil Contract” is the ideal companion for a rainy afternoon. And if you find yourself chuckling at its charming absurdity, you may well thank the good folks at Crappy Old Books for placing this delightful, if slightly dusty, treasure in your hands. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2902/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-civil-contract-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330235198 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2901 Swans and Turtles by Rumer Godden Imagine a world where swans engage in philosophical debates with turtles, trading insights about the nature of grace and the bizarre habits of humans. Welcome to the peculiar universe of Rumer Godden’s "Swans and Turtles", a title that immediately conjures up a plethora of whimsical questions. Are the swans actually swanning about with wisdom that transcends our own? Do turtles have a secret life that rivals that of the most theatrical Londoners? With a title that delights in the absurd, one might expect a narrative rich in satire, or perhaps an earnest exploration of animal consciousness—though what you will actually find is anyone’s guess. Published in the fabulous year of 1968 by Macmillan, "Swans and Turtles" is a relic of its time, likely to evoke memories of bell-bottoms, psychedelic art, and the unmistakable scent of freshly brewed herbal tea. The book itself is a curious blend of whimsy and profundity, suggesting that Godden was perhaps pondering a world where the only thing more absurd than humans is the animal kingdom observing them. It’s a delightful invitation to consider the everyday drama of nature, albeit filtered through the lens of an eccentric author who may have been snacking on something powerful while penning this masterpiece. Readers will find themselves pondering questions like: do swans feel burdened by their beauty? Can turtles actually provide sage advice on the virtues of patience? And, more importantly, who decided that swans are the epitome of grace? With a narrative that sidesteps the conventional like a turtle evading a particularly aggressive duck, this book is sure to land somewhere between your heart and your bookshelf, where it can gather dust alongside other unnecessary yet delightful artifacts of nostalgia. Godden, known for her ability to blend the mundane with the extraordinary, challenges her readers to see the world through the eyes of creatures that often elude our understanding. This book is a curious concoction of subtle observations that could lead you to question whether we humans are truly the pinnacle of evolution or merely the clumsiest mammals in a grand circus. And while you may not find the answers you seek, you will certainly enjoy the ride—assuming that ride is in a slightly wobbly boat with a swan at the helm. Condition: Good. Now, "good" in the second-hand book world can mean a variety of things, but rest assured, this copy has seen its fair share of adventures. The spine may have cracked under the weight of existential musings, and the pages might have been dog-eared by particularly enthusiastic readers contemplating their own philosophical dilemmas. Expect a few scribbles in the margins from someone who perhaps had too much time on their hands or was trying to outwit Godden herself. But fear not! These blemishes merely add to the character of a book that has been loved and pondered over—much like the swans and turtles it features. As you leaf through the pages, you may discover the whimsical nature of life depicted in a manner that makes one laugh, cry, or simply scratch their head in bemusement. The prose, rich and delightful, dances with an irony that could only be birthed from a mind that understands the absurdity of existence. It becomes clear that while swans may glide effortlessly across the water, the true navigation occurs beneath the surface, where the turtles’ wisdom awaits to unfurl in the most unexpected of ways. In summary, if you’re looking to explore the world of anthropomorphic tales that don’t take themselves too seriously, "Swans and Turtles" is an essential addition to your collection. It promises to provoke thought, induce hilarity, and possibly inspire a few strange dreams about your local wildlife. So why wait? Add this quirky, second-hand treasure to your library via Crappy Old Books and prepare for a literary journey that’s as unpredictable as the creatures it describes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2901/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/swans-and-turtles-apr-2025.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2899 Scatterbrain by Larry Niven If you’ve ever found yourself untangling the chaos of your sock drawer or attempting to locate that missing remote, you may have unwittingly captured the essence of Larry Niven’s "Scatterbrain." This 2003 offering from the illustrious Tor publisher promises a wild ride through the annals of possibility, where the only thing more tangled than the plot is the very fabric of time itself. One can only assume that the title refers not just to a character’s mental state, but also to the bewildered readers grappling with the inevitable existential crises that arise from reading it. Imagine, if you will, a plot that feels as though it was assembled during a particularly raucous game of Scrabble, with the pieces hastily shoved into a blender. This is a work where the author bravely ventures into that murky territory between genius and absurdity, leaving you to ponder whether you’re reading a science fiction classic or merely an elaborate prank. The very premise could make a cat laugh, or at least roll its eyes at the sheer absurdity of it all. In a world where scatterbrained antics reign supreme, one can speculate that the author was attempting to capture the frenetic energy of modern life, possibly while sipping on a particularly strong cup of tea. For readers seeking deep philosophical insights, well, you’re in the wrong place. Instead, prepare for a rollercoaster of whimsical mishaps and delightful detours. It’s a book that invites you to sit back, relax, and question every life choice that led you to this very moment. As you meander through the pages, you may encounter thrilling scenarios that defy logic, characters who seem to have borrowed their brains from a particularly forgetful goldfish, and settings that change more often than your neighbor changes their Wi-Fi password. Here’s a taste of what awaits you: Unlikely heroes who trip over their own shoelaces while trying to save the universe. Mind-bending concepts that leave you wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a circus. Unexpected plot twists that could make a seasoned magician’s head spin. Dialogues that might just make you question if you’re fluent in English—or if you ever were. And, of course, the nagging feeling that you’re either very clever for reading this or very foolish for trying to understand it. Condition: Good, or so the seller claims. The cover may have seen better days, perhaps after an enthusiastic reader spilled their afternoon Earl Grey on it while trying to balance a biscuit, or maybe it just absorbed the essence of time as it was tossed around in various second-hand shops. Expect a touch of wear that speaks to its storied past, much like your favorite pair of trousers that have been through just about everything, including that astonishingly awkward date last summer. Let’s face it, "Scatterbrain" might not be on the syllabus for your next book club meeting, but it’s certainly a conversation starter. It’s the literary equivalent of that quirky uncle who shows up at family gatherings with wildly entertaining tales that may or may not be true. You won’t put it down without a chuckle, a sigh, or a bemused expressiveness that will make your pets question your sanity. So, if you’re ready to plunge into a world where yes, things are scattered, but oh-so-entertainingly so, grab your copy from Crappy Old Books. It might just change your perspective on what it means to lose your mind—or at the very least, provide an amusing distraction from the mundane reality of your sock drawer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2899/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scatterbrain-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor 9780765340474 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2898 The Thousand and One Nights by NJ Dawood The hunchback, Sinbad and other tales. Quite a nice book. Has a name in the inner cover. Good strong spine, cover a little stained as per image. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2898/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-thousand-and-one-nights-apr-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2897 The Golden Hawk by Frank Yearby The Golden Hawk by Frank Yerby is a sweeping tale of adventure, romance, and revenge set against the lush backdrop of the Caribbean during the 17th century. Kit Gerardo, the fierce and daring privateer known as the Golden Hawk, seeks vengeance against the ruthless Spanish forces that wronged him. As he sails from one breathtaking conquest to another, Kit is caught between two remarkable women — the proud, spirited Bianca and the fiery, elusive Lady Rouge. Torn between loyalty and passion, Kit must navigate treacherous waters, both at sea and in his heart. With vivid historical detail and swashbuckling action, Yerby crafts an irresistible story of ambition, betrayal, and destiny on the high seas. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2897/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-golden-hawk-apr-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2895 The Growing Pains Of Adrian Mole by Sue Townsend Ah, "The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole," a title that hints at both adolescent angst and the subtle pleasure of watching a 13-year-old navigate the murky waters of life with all the grace of a giraffe on roller skates. Published in 1985 by Methuen, this literary artifact captures a time when synthesizers ruled the charts, shoulder pads were a legitimate fashion choice, and young Adrian was grappling with the torment of being a self-styled intellectual trapped in a world of dubious adult antics and, well, his own teenage ineptitude. Meet Adrian Mole, a character so exquisitely awkward that he makes the average pubescent stumble look like a professional ballet performance. He is armed with a diary, a pastiche of teenage woes, and an unparalleled ability to misinterpret the world around him. While other teenagers are busy perfecting their hairstyles and exchanging mixtapes, Adrian is busy contemplating the philosophies of life, love, and the inexplicable phenomenon of the school cafeteria’s meatloaf. Spoiler alert: it’s always a mystery. Our dear Adrian finds himself in a delightful pickle, meandering through the convoluted maze of adolescence complete with the usual suspects: his eccentric parents (a father who disappears into the ether, only to resurface with suspicious stories), his crush on the unattainable Pandora, and the incessant battle against the forces of acne and budding intellectualism. If only he could conquer the universe—one hormone-fueled diary entry at a time. Condition: Good, which is a bit like saying the Titanic was "a little wet." The pages are intact, the cover shows signs of a life lived, and the ink—while still legible—might be experiencing its own mid-life crisis. There is a certain charm in the dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain that lends a sense of history, like a pair of vintage jeans that have seen more than their fair share of dance floors and spilled drinks. Through Adrian’s eyes, we witness the absurdity of everyday life transformed into grand existential dilemmas. The brilliance of Sue Townsend’s prose shines through as she expertly weaves humor and pathos, tackling topics that will either make you chuckle into your tea or reflect wistfully on your own teenage years—whichever seems more appropriate at the moment. The novel serves as a time capsule, a delightful snapshot of the mid-80s, complete with references that might leave younger readers scratching their heads in perplexity. As you turn the pages of this vintage treasure, you’ll encounter a number of delightful themes and motifs, including but not limited to: The complexities of familial relationships (or lack thereof) The mysterious ways of the female psyche as seen through the eyes of a befuddled boy The constant battle against the tyranny of pubic hair Adolescent dreams versus the crushing weight of reality The quest for self-identity amid the chaos of secondary school life While the book may have circulated through the hands of various readers—each adding their own touch of sentiment or, dare we say, wear and tear—its essence remains intact. One can almost hear the echoes of laughter from those who once shared in Adrian’s trials and tribulations. It’s a book that begs to be revisited, a quirky companion for those who relish the idiosyncrasies of youth and the ridiculousness of growing up. So why not embrace the wonderfully awkward world of Adrian Mole? After all, there are worse ways to spend your time than pondering the intricacies of adolescence alongside a character who is, quite frankly, a reminder of just how gloriously chaotic youth can be. Get your hands on this relic from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a trip down memory lane that might just make you laugh, cry, and cringe—often all at the same time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2895/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-growing-pains-of-adrian-mole-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413588104 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2893 Old Wives Lore For Gardeners by Maureen & Bridget Boland Prepare yourself for a veritable cornucopia of horticultural wisdom, as we delve into the world of “Old Wives Lore For Gardeners” by the unassuming yet delightfully astute duo, Maureen and Bridget Boland. Published in the far-flung year of 1977 by the esteemed Bodley Head—ah, the golden age of bell-bottoms and flower power—this tome offers a curious blend of age-old gardening wisdom, superstitions, and the occasional eyebrow-raising anecdote that only two seasoned matriarchs could conjure. Quite an old book but looks new. Quite short at 62 pages. Hardback with good dustcover. What secrets lie within the pages of this botanical oddity, you may wonder? Well, fret not, for there are no mysterious ingredients to concoct potions of eternal bloom! Instead, prepare for a rollercoaster ride of advice that is both practical and peculiar, tackling everything from the ideal time to plant your parsnips (the answer is evidently a cosmic alignment of Venus and the waning moon) to the most effective way to ward off pesky pests with nothing but a sprig of rosemary and a dash of charisma. There’s something wonderfully nostalgic about the Boland sisters’ prose, as they weave together folklore and horticulture with the grace of your great-aunt’s best china, only sprightly enough to remind you that gardening isn’t just about dirt and sunlight—oh no! It is a tapestry of interconnected fables, where each plant has its own history, and every weed tells a story more riveting than your average soap opera. Prepare to be regaled with tales of marigolds warding off evil spirits, and how to properly sing to your seedlings for optimal growth (spoiler alert: they prefer show tunes). Now, let’s be honest: this isn’t just a book; it’s a delightful rabbit hole of eccentricities that may leave you questioning the sanity of your local garden centre staff. Why would anyone think that wearing a garlic necklace while weeding is a good idea? Is there really a correlation between the waxing of the moon and the success of your tomatoes? The Bolands seem rather convinced, and who are we to argue with the sages of yesteryear? As you sift through the pages, you might find the glossary of old wives’ tales particularly illuminating—or at least entertaining. It’s a veritable treasure trove of quirky gardening hacks that might just make you the most sought-after guest at the next suburban barbeque. After all, who wouldn’t want to bring the secret to growing the biggest courgette known to mankind? Or perhaps you’d rather share the unproven theory that standing on your left foot while sowing seeds will bring about a bountiful harvest? Whatever your choice, you’ll be the talk of the town—albeit a town that’s a tad off-kilter. Rumour has it that this book has been flipped through by many a gardener in despair, and perhaps even by some who merely wanted to chuckle at the outlandish advice. It is, after all, hard to resist the charm of a book that seems to straddle the line between wisdom and whimsy with such aplomb. So, whether you’re a seasoned green thumb or a novice with two black thumbs, there’s something for everyone within these lovingly preserved pages. Condition: Good. This book has seen the light of many a sunny window and perhaps a few rainy garden parties. While it may bear the lightest of creases and the occasional smudge (because who doesn’t like to garden with a slice of cake in one hand?), its spirit remains intact—just as sprightly as your great-grandmother at a wedding. There’s no fading wisdom here; instead, there’s a wealth of quirky, charming advice waiting for you to take it with a grain of salt and a dash of humour. If you find yourself amused by the eccentricities of gardening lore, then “Old Wives Lore For Gardeners” will surely tickle your fancy. So why not add it to your collection? After all, at Crappy Old Books, we believe in celebrating the oddities of literature, one quirky title at a time. Happy gardening—or not! Your call. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2893/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/old-wives-lore-for-gardeners-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bodley Head 9780370113692 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2892 Paw Tracks in the Moonlight by Dennis OConnor In a world where the extraordinary often intersects with the utterly mundane, Dennis O’Connor’s "Paw Tracks in the Moonlight" offers up a peculiar slice of literary whimsy that one might expect to find tucked between a forgotten recipe book and an outdated travel guide in a dusty old attic. Published by Constable in 2009, this tome has bravely weathered the years, like a well-loved teddy bear with a penchant for dramatic storytelling and mild existential angst. Have you ever pondered what life must be like for our four-legged friends, particularly in the witching hour where shadows dance beneath the silvery gaze of the moon? Fear not, for O’Connor is here to guide you through a mind-boggling tapestry of tail-wagging revelations and nocturnal escapades. Imagine, if you will, a canine philosopher poised on the brink of enlightenment, contemplating the meaning of that pesky squirrel who taunts him from the safety of a tree branch. The book is not merely a collection of charming anecdotes, but rather a profound exploration into the psyche of our furry companions, as if O’Connor has donned an invisible cloak and infiltrated the secret society of dogs. Expect to encounter a motley crew of canine personalities that would make even the most seasoned dog-owner question their understanding of the species. O’Connor’s prose dances with the grace of a well-trained poodle yet dives into the depths of what it truly means to bark at the moon, while also reflecting on the mundane struggles of the human condition—like trying to convince your dog that the postman is not, in fact, a threat to the family unit. Consider this book a delightful companion for those long, lonely nights when the moon hangs high and your thoughts drift aimlessly. It’s perfect for readers who find their inner dialogue increasingly punctuated by the occasional bark or meow. Whether you are a cat person attempting to navigate the world of canine philosophy, or a dog-lover with a penchant for introspective musings, there’s something profoundly relatable here. Condition: The copy you hold in your hands has experienced the kind of adventures that would make even the heartiest of dogs envious. With a few creases that whisper secrets of its past and pages slightly yellowed with age, it stands as a testament to its previous owner’s questionable taste in books. However, rest assured, this literary work is still in good condition, ready to accompany you on your own journey through the peculiarities of pet life. In a universe teeming with self-help books and dry academic texts, "Paw Tracks in the Moonlight" dares to tread a different path. It’s a rendezvous with the absurd, an invitation to embrace the chaos of a world observed through the eyes of a creature whose greatest joy is chasing its own tail. You may find yourself laughing out loud or nodding in solemn agreement as you read about the great philosophical questions that dogs face, such as, "Why must we endure baths?" or "Is the mailman an agent of chaos?" What truly sets this book apart, however, is its uncanny ability to remind us of the simple pleasures in life—the joy of a ball thrown into the horizon, the warmth of a furry body curled up at your feet, and the laughter that ensues when a dog decides your sock is the enemy. So, if you are a seeker of the surreal, a lover of all things whimsical, or merely someone in search of literary company that doesn’t judge you for eating snacks in bed, grab a copy of this enchanting work. In conclusion, “Paw Tracks in the Moonlight” is a delightful jaunt into the canine mind, reminding us that sometimes the most profound insights come from those who, quite frankly, have no idea what the human world is really about. Snatch it from the shelves of Crappy Old Books and let it take you on a journey filled with laughter, pondering, and perhaps a newfound respect for your pet’s nightly rituals under the moonlight. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2892/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/paw-tracks-in-the-moonlight-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable 9781849011198 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2889 Combat Zoning - Military Land-Use Planning In Nevada by David Loomis In a world where the military and urban planning collide like two stubborn sheep in a narrow lane, David Loomis presents us with "Combat Zoning - Military Land-Use Planning In Nevada." Published in 1993 by the University of Nevada Press, this book is the literary equivalent of a tactical manual for planning the perfect picnic in a minefield. Yes, dear reader, it’s as confusing as it sounds, yet somehow utterly fascinating. Loomis bravely ventures into the desert landscapes of Nevada, where the only thing hotter than the sun is the debate over land-use policies that might just get someone blown up if done incorrectly. Imagine, if you will, a wild frontier where generals and planners ponder their next moves over a game of cards. One minute they’re deciding on zoning for a military base, and the next, they’re arguing about whether cacti constitute a suitable barrier for potential fallout. With a blend of irony and earnestness, Loomis digs through the bureaucratic layers of military land-use planning like a child digging in the sandbox, only to unearth tantalizing nuggets of red tape and environmental concern. Who knew planning could involve so much testosterone and so little common sense? This book doesn’t merely document land-use strategies; it serves as a potent reminder that while we may be planning for war, we’re also planning for the inevitable potluck. With its mix of military strategy and zoning laws, "Combat Zoning" is an ironic love letter to the idea that even the most serious of endeavors can be bogged down by a good old-fashioned zoning dispute. What’s next? A debate on whether to build a Starbucks within a training zone? Heaven forbid the troops go without their caffeine fix! As you traverse the pages, expect to be inundated with riveting discussions on land designation and usage—topics that would make even the most passionate of planners break into a light sweat. Loomis illuminates the complexities of military land-use planning with the flair of a stand-up comedian trying to explain tax law to an audience that just wants to hear about the time their uncle got lost in the desert. You may even find yourself holding your breath as he navigates the treacherous waters of environmental regulations and military necessity, a feat that takes the kind of finesse usually reserved for a high-speed chase in a B-movie. And let’s not forget the historical context! The book blends a serious academic tone with the dry wit of someone who has watched too many war movies while eating popcorn. Loomis cleverly balances these two elements, making you wonder if you’ve stumbled into a lecture or a sitcom. One can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all—military planners, after all, are people too, albeit people who might have a slightly different idea of what constitutes ’green space.’ As the pages turn, you will be greeted with a plethora of insights and possibly a few head-scratching moments. Expect to learn about the various competing interests in military land-use planning; it’s like a game of chess where every piece is a general with a personal agenda. And just when you thought you understood zoning laws, Loomis throws in a curveball, like a rogue drone hovering over your backyard barbecue. Condition: Good, but with a slight patina of dusty charm that could only come from years of being thumbed through by curious minds at Crappy Old Books. You might even find the occasional coffee stain, which adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the already eclectic content. Whether you’re a neophyte to the world of military planning or a seasoned expert looking for a chuckle, this book will provide you with a unique perspective on the strange marriage of land-use planning and military necessity. So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of quirky and ironic literature—or just have a curious itch for military logistics—"Combat Zoning" is your ticket to the bureaucratic rodeo of Nevada’s arid landscape. Grab it while you still can from Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every book has a story, even if that story is about zoning laws in a desert. Cheers! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2889/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/combat-zoning-apr-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University ofNevada Press 9780874171877 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2888 Desdemona - If You Had Only Spoken by Eleanor Bron In the hallowed halls of literary elegance, where the dust motes dance like wayward thoughts and forgotten epiphanies, Eleanor Bron’s Desdemona - If You Had Only Spoken stands as a curious relic from 1992. Published by Virago, an imprint renowned for its commitment to illuminating the complex inner lives of women, this novel seems to whisper sweet nothings at the intersection of Shakespearean drama and the bittersweet realities of modern existence. One might even argue that it’s the kind of book that could fuel hours of pretentious debate over lukewarm cups of fair-trade coffee in a dimly lit café, with the kind of people who wear berets and insist they ’understand’ Proust. Imagine, if you will, a Desdemona who hasn’t simply succumbed to the tragic fate laid out by her more famous counterpart. Here, Bron offers a tantalising glimpse into the psyche of a woman who might have clutched her pearls a little tighter, perhaps even wielded a quill of her own. With wit sharper than the edge of a well-used paper cutter, the narrative grapples with themes of voice, agency, and the maddening intricacies of relationships, all while navigating a world that often seems intent on reducing women to mere footnotes in the grand narrative of life. Who knew that a character from a tragic play could inspire so much lively chatter in the quiet corners of our literary imaginations? Bron is known for her ability to blend the profound with the pedestrian, creating a melange of introspection and just the right amount of irony. This book is no exception; it’s as if she’s taken a Shakespearean sonnet, tossed it in a blender with a contemporary self-help manual, and poured the result into a vintage teacup—both charmingly anachronistic and decidedly unromantic. Readers will find themselves pondering not only Desdemona’s fate but also their own, as they ruminate on the missed opportunities and unspoken words that pepper their own lives. But wait—there’s more! For those of you who enjoy a good list, and let’s face it, who doesn’t? Here are a few gems you might glean from Desdemona - If You Had Only Spoken: How to wield a quill like a sword in a world of intrigue. The art of sarcasm as self-preservation in the face of existential dread. Tips for navigating friendships that are as tangled as a 1990s mobile phone charger. Alternative endings that might have saved Desdemona a lot of heartache (and probably a whole lot of eyeliner). How to turn the tables on tragic narratives—sometimes, the heroine gets to speak! As we delve deeper into the text, one can’t help but feel that the book is almost a cheeky nod to those of us who have ever wanted to rewrite our own narratives. Perhaps Bron is gently nudging us to reconsider the roles we play in our own lives, imploring us to speak when silence feels like the easier option. It’s a delightful paradox—an invitation to liberation tightly wound in the cloth of tragedy. Condition: Good, which is a subjective term in the world of second-hand literature. Expect the charming scent of aged pages and perhaps the occasional ink smudge, as if the book has had a life of its own, engaging in clandestine literary affairs. There may even be some marginalia that adds a layer of delightful intrigue, though we can’t guarantee it’s particularly profound—more likely the musings of a confused teenager or an over-caffeinated book club member. In closing, if you’ve ever found yourself at a crossroads of literary curiosity and historical inquiry, let Desdemona - If You Had Only Spoken be your guide. With its rich tapestry of irony and introspection, this book is a treasure trove for anyone keen to explore the uncharted territories of female agency and the unspoken truths of the human condition. So why not take a chance on this quirky find, available at Crappy Old Books, where the charm of yesteryears meets the authenticity of today’s literary adventures? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2888/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/desdemona-if-you-had-only-spoken-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Virago 9781853815478 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2887 84 by Peter Hernon Once upon a time in the year 1999, when we were all convinced that the internet would destroy civilization and that the Y2K bug was the biggest threat to humanity, along came a tome called 84 by the ever-enigmatic Peter Hernon. A title so tantalizingly obscure, it might just make you ponder if it refers to an age, a quantity, or perhaps the total number of hours you can spend wondering what on earth this book is actually about. Dive into a world where the only certainty is uncertainty, and you may find yourself questioning the very fabric of existence—or at least wondering why you bought this book in the first place. Published by Jove Books—a name that will surely evoke nostalgia for those who remember the 1990s as a time when books were still made of paper and the concept of “digital” was limited to alarmingly pixelated graphics—84 begs to be read. Or perhaps just bought and left on a shelf to collect dust, providing a charming conversation starter for anyone who wanders into your living room. “Oh, 84? Yes, I’ve heard it’s quite something!” they might say, while you nod knowingly, internally praying they don’t ask for a synopsis. The allure of 84 lies not in its narrative—a mystery wrapped in enigma, shrouded in an air of ’what could have been’—but rather in the questions it raises. Could it possibly be a dystopian look at a world where everything is numbered and labeled? Might it be a poignant critique of the societal obsession with metrics, where lives are reduced to digits and barcodes? Or perhaps it’s Hernon’s clever way of telling us that life is, indeed, a series of unfortunate miscalculations? There’s a certain irony in picking up a book with a numerical title only to discover that the content itself is a delightful puzzle, leaving you feeling like a scholar lost in a library. While delving into the pages of 84, you might encounter a unique blend of existential musings, absurdist humor, and the occasional burst of outright strangeness. If you’re lucky, you might even stumble across some forgotten wisdom that flickers like a dying light bulb—here one moment and gone the next. This book could very well serve as an unexpected companion for those rainy afternoons when you find yourself questioning the very choices that led you to this second-hand treasure. For the more curious reader, here are some delightful possibilities you might uncover within: A series of hypothetical scenarios that might make Kafka proud. Characters so quirky that even the most devoted fans of eccentricity will raise an eyebrow. Moments that feel like Hernon was simply typing his dreams in a feverish haze. References to obscure pop culture from a time when flip phones reigned supreme. Footnotes that may or may not exist, leaving you to wonder if you imagined them altogether. Condition: Good—though one might ponder what “good” means in the context of a book that is already steeped in ambiguity. There may be a few dog-eared pages, possibly a coffee stain or two for added character, but this only adds to its charm. Imagine the stories this book could tell, if only it could talk! You could be the proud owner of a piece of literary history, a slightly battered artifact from an era where people still believed in the tangible experience of turning pages. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and fancy a splash of irony mixed with existential pondering, then 84 could be just the quirky addition to your collection that you didn’t know you needed. Join the ranks of those brave enough to embrace the absurdity of life with a book that has likely been passed around like a hot potato at a dinner party. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books today and let the philosophical conundrums begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2887/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/84-apr-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove Books 9780515127133 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2886 The Georgian Cities of Britain by Kerry Downes Ah, the Georgian era—an age that apparently had a peculiar penchant for symmetry, elegant façades, and the kind of social manners that make you wonder if people really did spend their afternoons sipping tea while discussing the merits of finely crafted porticos. Enter "The Georgian Cities of Britain" by Kerry Downes, a book that promises to be your delightful time capsule into the past, even if it looks like it’s been sitting in a dusty corner of a pub for the last four decades. Published in 1979 by Phaidon, this tome does its utmost to whisk you away on a visual tour of cobbled streets and stately homes. But fear not, it will not do so without a good dose of irony, much like the era it chronicles. This book is not merely a collection of photographs and maps, oh no! It’s an experience, a cultural study, and, if you squint hard enough, perhaps even a social commentary. One can only imagine that Kerry Downes, in his infinite wisdom, decided that the world needed yet another examination of the brick-and-mortar monuments of an era that thrived on the pretense of etiquette, fashion, and questionable architectural choices. Because who doesn’t want to learn about the splendour of Georgian architecture while reclining on a sofa that probably dates back to the same decade as this book? As you peruse the pages, prepare for a delightful array of snarky observations and witty insights. You’ll find that Downes has mastered the art of making even the most banal details about Georgian cities sound as exciting as a game of bingo at the local retirement home. With each flip of the page, you might just feel the urge to don a powdered wig and stroll through Bath, lamenting the fact that modernity has robbed you of the joys of horse-drawn carriages and ludicrously oversized hats. One cannot help but marvel at the way Downes manages to capture the essence of cities that seem to have been designed by someone with a very specific vision of what ’town planning’ should look like. Not to mention, the author has a knack for making the mundane seem quite splendid. You’ll learn about: The grandiosity of Georgian architecture that existed solely to make the working class feel woefully inadequate. The fascinating fact that many of these cities were built with the sole intention of being photographed by tourists with questionable fashion sense. The delightful quirks of local ordinances that dictated how many windows a house could have—because, of course, no one wants to live next to a place with too many windows. How the appeal of Georgian cities has somehow transcended time, proving that nostalgia is indeed a powerful force—especially for those who never lived through the era. The subtle rivalry between cities like Bath and Brighton, akin to modern-day social media influencers feuding over who gets to dine at the trendiest restaurant. Condition: Good. This book shows signs of having lived a life well-loved, which might include a few dog-eared pages, some mysterious stains that could either be from a Georgian pastry or something distinctly less appetising, and the scent of a bygone era that has taken up permanent residence in its pages. It seems to have had its fair share of admirers, all of whom undoubtedly found themselves questioning their life choices while gazing at illustrations of buildings they would never afford to enter. By the time you reach the final chapter, you may find yourself inexplicably yearning for a visit to one of these fine Georgian cities, armed with your newfound knowledge, a set of binoculars, and perhaps a genuine desire to critique the architecture of your fellow citizens. So go ahead, grab “The Georgian Cities of Britain” and allow Kerry Downes to guide you through this ironic landscape of elegance and excess, as sold by Crappy Old Books. You may not emerge with any real historical knowledge, but you will certainly have a rather entertaining coffee table conversation starter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2886/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-georgian-cities-of-britain-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phaidon 9780714819488 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2885 I Am My Brother by John Lehmann In a world where sibling rivalry is considered a mere starter pack for familial discord, John Lehmann’s 1960 literary casserole, "I Am My Brother," dares to ask the question: what if you really were your brother? This audacious title, clearly plucked from the existential void, suggests profound introspection while simultaneously hinting at a potential plot twist that might leave you questioning your own identity at family gatherings. Imagine Thanksgiving dinner, where instead of arguing over who gets the last slice of turkey, you are instead engaged in a gripping debate about the nature of selfhood and the joys of being someone else entirely. Lehmann, a writer whose name may not pop up in casual bookish conversation (or any conversation, really), intertwines the ordinary with the bizarre, reminiscent of a time when authors were expected to wear tweed and smoke pipes while pondering the fragility of human connections. With a publisher like Longman backing him, one can’t help but think this tome was meant for the academic elite who enjoy a good mental workout while sipping lukewarm tea in their cluttered studies. As the pages turn, readers might uncover a delightful blend of philosophical musings and everyday absurdities, as if Kafka and P.G. Wodehouse had collaborated on a script for an obscure British sitcom from the ’60s. Expect philosophical crises to emerge from the most mundane of circumstances—perhaps a trip to the local market becomes a dramatic exploration of sibling roles and rivalries, all while the butcher eyes you suspiciously. Who knew existential dread could be so entertaining? One can only imagine the book’s appeal to a niche audience, where readers are likely to be found in dusty libraries with a single light bulb flickering above, contemplating the depths of their relationships while surrounded by a veritable fortress of second-hand books. It’s a curious mix of enlightenment and confusion, bound together by an inexplicably charming cover that might have been designed by someone who had just learned how to use Photoshop but still believed in the magic of the printed word. But let’s not overlook the real draw: the potential for readers to personally connect with the title. How often have you pondered the age-old question: "Am I my brother’s keeper?" Or perhaps you’ve found yourself entrenched in sibling rivalry so intense that you considered taking up arms—or at least arguing over who gets control of the TV remote. Lehmann’s work potentially serves as an ironic mirror, reflecting back on the way we interact with those closest to us, while simultaneously offering no definitive answers—much like the average family gathering. Condition: Good, which is remarkable considering the philosophical weight it carries, or perhaps it merely reflects the existential state of the book itself. The cover displays signs of what one might generously call "character," including some creases that suggest a life lived—perhaps dropped on the floor during an impassioned reading or left on a sun-drenched windowsill, soaking up existential rays. The pages are intact and eager to be thumbed through, ready to provide a journey into the labyrinth of sibling identity with an almost mischievous glee. Is your sibling secretly a version of yourself? How to navigate the messy waters of family dynamics. Perfect for those with a penchant for philosophical whimsy. Ideal for awkward family gatherings or quiet contemplation. Guaranteed to spark debates with your nearest and dearest. If you find yourself yearning for a literary adventure that straddles the line between the profound and the absurd, look no further than "I Am My Brother." It’s a book that is not only a quirky exploration of identity but also a delightful addition to your collection of quirky second-hand finds, as sold by Crappy Old Books. You just might find it’s the perfect tome for your next philosophical family debate—if you dare to bring it to the dinner table. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2885/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-am-my-brother-apr-2025.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2884 Doctor in the House by Richard Gordon In the 1979 literary masterpiece "Doctor in the House," penned by the illustrious Richard Gordon, we find ourselves peering into a world where the white coat is less an emblem of healing and more a playful costume in a raucous theatre of the absurd. Gordon, who might have been the only man to attend medical school with a typewriter in hand and a penchant for mischief, opens the doors to a hospital where the doctors may be more interested in their next lunch than life-saving surgery. This book is a delightful romp through the corridors of a medical establishment that could easily be mistaken for a circus, with doctors doing their utmost to juggle scalpel and sandwich simultaneously. One can almost hear the faint echoes of laughter from the patients, who, despite being somewhat at the mercy of their well-meaning but hopelessly inept physicians, seem to appreciate the comedic chaos as much as the medical attention—if not more. Gordon’s knack for blending the serious with the absurd is nothing short of masterful, and this book is a testament to his belief that laughter is indeed the best medicine. Unless, of course, you have an actual ailment that requires real medical intervention. Set in the hallowed halls of medicine where the stakes are inevitably high, the plot (if one could call it such) flutters about like an overly caffeinated intern on rounds. Our protagonists—idealistic young doctors—explore the realms of incompetence, bureaucracy, and the occasional tryst with lady patients who may or may not require a stethoscope in the examination room. Herein lies a collection of misadventures and misunderstandings that are sure to leave you chuckling, if not questioning the entire healthcare system. The book’s somewhat haphazard storyline is bolstered by Gordon’s sharp wit, making it a perfect companion for those days when you find yourself contemplating your life choices while sitting in a waiting room. Who knew that the very act of reading about doctors fumbling their way through their duties could serve as both entertainment and a warning? Perhaps there’s a lesson lurking beneath the layers of levity—a cautionary tale for aspiring medics or simply an excuse for the rest of us to stew in our existential dread. Either way, it’s a rollicking good time. As you peruse this delightful tome, you may find yourself wondering whether Richard Gordon had an insider’s view of medical practices or if he was merely a gifted observer hiding behind the guise of a doctor. It’s hard to tell, and therein lies the charm. He paints a picture of life in the hospital that feels both relatable and wildly exaggerated. This paradoxical blend makes it a perfect piece for anyone who appreciates the irony that often accompanies the human experience, especially in the realm of healthcare. Condition: Good. This book has lived a full life, possibly within the confines of a doctor’s lounge or perhaps even a waiting room where it was half-read before being abandoned in favour of the latest medical journal. The spine holds many tales of overzealous page-turning, and there may be a stray coffee ring or two as testament to its past adventures. While it may not be pristine, it carries with it the patina of experience and the charm of a story well-loved. In a world where self-help manuals and serious tomes abound, "Doctor in the House" stands as a delightful outlier, offering a comedic lens through which one can gaze upon the often frantic world of medicine. As you embark on this humorous journey through the wards, remember, it’s all in good fun—after all, what could possibly go wrong in a hospital that runs like a finely tuned comedy show? So, whether you’re a medical professional needing a breather from reality or just someone seeking a chuckle, this book—available at Crappy Old Books—will tickle your funny bone. Just don’t expect it to diagnose your ailments, unless, of course, your affliction is a lack of laughter! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2884/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/doctor-in-the-house-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140015607 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2883 German Phrase Book by Eyewitness Travel Guides Ah, the "German Phrase Book" by Eyewitness Travel Guides, a 2003 classic that promises to unlock the secrets of the Teutonic tongue, with all the charm and precision of a well-placed umlaut. Published by Dorling Kindersley, this tome is less of a guide and more of a linguistic time capsule, a delightful artifact from a time when everyone thought saying "Ich liebe dich" would automatically land you a date in Berlin. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Inside this book, you’ll find a treasure trove of phrases that range from the utterly essential, like “Where is the train station?” to the bafflingly specific, such as “Is that schnitzel gluten-free?” A must-have for the intrepid traveler who wants to navigate the complexities of the German language without resorting to sign language or interpretive dance. It’s as if each page is an old friend waiting to share the secrets of the Black Forest and the mysteries of Oktoberfest, though you’ll likely find that old friend slightly intoxicated after a few too many glasses of beer. But fear not! This is not just a collection of nouns and verbs; it is a journey of epic proportions that will have you intertwining with the rich tapestry of German culture. You may even find yourself regaling your friends with tales of your adventures—though they will inevitably ask, “Did you actually use any of those phrases?” and you’ll have to sheepishly admit that the only phrases you mastered were “Bier, bitte” and “Das ist mein Hund.” As you flip through the pages, you’ll discover the book’s uncanny ability to provide phrases for situations you never knew you’d encounter, such as: How to politely ask for directions while simultaneously attempting to understand the local dialect. What to say when offered a slice of Black Forest cake (hint: it’s usually just “Yes, please!”). How to express your intense fascination with the efficient German public transport system without sounding like a tourist. Emergency phrases for when you accidentally wander into a polka dance-off. How to compliment someone’s lederhosen without coming off as too creepy. One might ponder the necessity of a phrase book in an age dominated by translation apps and language-learning podcasts, but where’s the fun in swiping right on your smartphone? This book beckons you to embrace the awkwardness of miscommunication with a heavy dose of charm, and perhaps a dash of embarrassment that only comes from attempting to roll your Rs in front of native speakers. Consider it a crash course in humility, wrapped in a surprisingly sturdy paperback cover. Condition: Good. The pages are well-loved, and the spine exhibits a certain character that suggests it has been opened more times than you can count—likely in the pursuit of ordering the perfect bratwurst. There might even be the odd coffee stain or two, which will only add to your street cred as a seasoned traveler. Or maybe it was just an enthusiastic breakfast in a quaint café somewhere in Bavaria; either way, it’s got stories to tell. So grab your lederhosen and your sense of adventure! This German Phrase Book is the perfect companion for anyone looking to navigate the linguistic labyrinth of Germany while simultaneously scaring local cats with your attempts at the language. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every book has a story—especially if it’s a little battered and worn. After all, who doesn’t love a bit of irony in their travel adventures? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2883/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/german-phrase-book-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dorling Kindersley 9780751369892 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2882 Cover Stories by Robert Rosenblum In an era when the art of the book cover was akin to a Shakespearean sonnet penned by a drunken monkey, Robert Rosenblum’s “Cover Stories” emerges like a bewildered dodo amongst the feathered soirée of literary opulence. Published by Dell in the illustrious year of 1980—when shoulder pads reigned supreme and mullets were perhaps the peak of high fashion—this tome explores the often-overlooked tales behind those dazzling, and sometimes downright bizarre, book covers that have graced our shelves. Rosenblum, in a fit of no doubt caffeine-fueled inspiration, takes us on a whimsical journey through the visual history of book covers. He draws us into a world where each cover tells a story, often more interesting than the one inside. He makes a compelling case for why the cover might just be more important than the text—after all, when was the last time you picked up a book entirely based on its spine? Ah, yes, “that one with the cat and the fishbowl” is indeed a title worth pondering. Reading “Cover Stories” is like attending a quirky dinner party hosted by an eccentric uncle who insists on regaling you with anecdotes from his far-flung travels in the realm of graphic design. Each chapter is a delightful ramble through the aesthetics of book cover art, featuring tales that could make even the most stoic of us chuckle in bemusement. Rosenblum’s prose dances lightly over the fine lines between genuine insight and campy humor, leaving you wondering if perhaps you should have taken that art history course after all. The author also takes an ironic jab at the marketing geniuses behind the covers that are either total flops or completely misleading. How many times have you picked up a book that promised dragons and found yourself knee-deep in existential dread instead? Rosenblum dares to ask the question we’ve all pondered in the quiet of our lonely reading nooks: “What were they thinking?” Within the pages of this oddball masterpiece, you’ll discover: The psychology behind why we judge books by their covers (spoiler: it’s not merely a survival instinct). Illustrations that could make even the most jaded bibliophile chuckle—yes, those were indeed the fashion choices of the time. A collection of fail-proof ways to impress your friends with your newfound knowledge of obscure cover art trends. Witty asides that reveal just how far the world of book design has evolved—thank heavens for digital printing! Rosenblum’s satirical lens magnifies the delightful absurdity of book cover art while simultaneously unraveling the fabric of consumer culture. You may find yourself laughing out loud in your favorite café, prompting the barista to raise an eyebrow, wondering what treasure you’ve unearthed. Perhaps it’s a silent nod to the forgotten art of the cover, or maybe just your over-caffeination speaking, but either way, Rosenblum’s musings are bound to strike a chord. Condition: This copy of “Cover Stories” has seen many a curious reader, its pages slightly dog-eared, hints of coffee stains perhaps whispering tales of passionate late-night reading sessions or moments of overwhelming existential reflection. Fear not, the spine is intact and firmly holds the dreams of both the author and previous owners who dared to indulge in the quirky world of book aesthetics. It may not be pristine, but it has character—like a well-loved cardigan, it’s got stories woven into its very fabric. So, if you’re a bibliophile with a penchant for the peculiar, or simply someone who enjoys a good chuckle while nodding sagely over a steaming cup of tea, “Cover Stories” may just be the peculiar little gem you didn’t know you needed. Snag your copy from Crappy Old Books today and prepare to embark on a wonderfully eccentric journey through the perplexingly charming world of book covers! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2882/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cover-stories-apr-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell 9780440115229 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2881 Geoffrey Chaucer of England by Marchette Chute Ah, Geoffrey Chaucer, that illustrious bard of yore, whose linguistic gymnastics have left even the most pedantic of scholars in a tizzy! But wait—what’s this? A 1958 ode to the man himself penned by none other than the esteemed Marchette Chute. Yes, indeed! In a delightful twist of fate, this tome promises to take you on a jaunt through Chaucer-land, sprinkling just the right amount of glitter on the often dusty world of Middle English literature. With the Dutton Everyman seal of approval, one can only assume this book is the kind of literary extravaganza that would make even a mild-mannered literature professor loosen their tie. Marchette Chute, known for her insatiable penchant for the poetic (and perhaps a hint of whimsy), embarks on a mission to make Chaucer accessible to the masses—or at least those willing to contemplate a standard of humor that got by with a wink and a nudge in the 14th century. But let’s not kid ourselves; this isn’t just another dry academic text meant to send you to sleep before you can even utter the phrase “The Canterbury Tales.” Oh no! Chute spins tales of Chaucer’s life and times in a way that is as engaging as a particularly raucous pub discussion after a few too many ales—or perhaps after a scrumptious feast that would make even the most gluttonous of Chaucer’s characters nod in approval. In “Geoffrey Chaucer of England,” expect to encounter: A vivid portrayal of Chaucer’s not-so-charming personal life, complete with the kind of drama that could give a soap opera a run for its money. Insightful commentary on his works that might just make you reconsider your stance on the word “quaint.” Speculation on the man’s actual life, with enough conjecture to satisfy even the most imaginative of bibliophiles. A touch of irreverence, because let’s face it: Chaucer would likely have appreciated a cheeky remark or two about his own musings. The occasional nod to the Elizabethan age that might leave you wondering if time travel is indeed possible. Marchette Chute has a knack for balancing the erudite with the absurd, making you feel as though you’re sharing a cup of tea with Chaucer himself—or perhaps just dodging the breadcrumbs from a rather enthusiastic discussion at a literary salon. You may find yourself chuckling over the trials and tribulations of medieval life, all while pondering the eternal question: What on earth would Chaucer think of modern-day social media? Condition: Good, just like your grandmother’s china—used, but not abused! This particular volume shows signs of love and learning, but fret not! It hasn’t lost its charm, and the pages still hold the wisdom of centuries gone by. Slight wear marks may hint at previous owners who strove to understand the intricacies of Middle English while sipping on Earl Grey, perhaps even weaving their own tales of woe. So, whether you’re a seasoned Chaucerian or a curious newcomer wishing to dip your toes into the murky yet delightful waters of literary history, Marchette Chute’s take on Geoffrey Chaucer is certainly worth a read. After all, who wouldn’t want to add a sprinkle of medieval madness to their bookshelf? Available through Crappy Old Books, where the second-hand charm is as rich as a bowl of custard, and the quirks of literature are embraced with open arms! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2881/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/geoffrey-chaucer-of-england-apr-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dutton Everyman no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2879 7 Themes In Modern Verse by Maurice Wollman In the hallowed halls of poetic analysis, where words pirouette and rhyme revels in its own cleverness, Maurice Wollman’s "7 Themes In Modern Verse" emerges like a slightly damp tea towel at a posh garden party. Published in the swinging 1970s by George & Harrap—an era when bell bottoms and free love were all the rage, and poetry was not yet relegated to the dusty corners of university libraries—Wollman’s treatise stands as both a tribute and a bemused commentary on the state of verse, like a whimsical cat in a room full of laser pointers. Includes quite extensive annotations my by previous readers. However, most of it is in pencils so you can correct them. Now, you might wonder: what themes could possibly warrant an entire book? Well, prepare your literary goggles, as Wollman takes us on a cheeky jaunt through the labyrinth of modern poetics. You might encounter themes that are as old as time—love, loss, and longing, perhaps—but don’t be fooled! This is modern verse we’re talking about. Expect the unexpected, like a poet trying to pen an ode to the postbox while contemplating existential dread. Who knew a simple mailbox could inspire such fervour? Wollman’s keen eye for detail and a penchant for the absurd ensures that each theme is not merely a bland bullet point on a PowerPoint slide of boredom. Instead, they are presented like an odd assortment of mismatched socks: each one telling its own peculiar story while simultaneously raising an eyebrow at the others. The reader might find themselves pondering whether "The Theme of Alienation" could actually be about someone forgetting to RSVP to a dinner party, or if "The Theme of Nature" is merely a roundabout way of writing about weeds in the garden. As you flip through the pages, expect some delightful surprises. Wollman’s prose is as inviting as the local pub on a rainy Tuesday, where the warm ale flows freely, and the philosophical debates are as lively as they are nonsensical. “Is a verse truly modern if it doesn’t mention a microwave?” he might ask, nudging you to reconsider your hasty judgments about what constitutes ‘modern’ in the world of verse. But wait! There’s more. Wollman doesn’t just list themes; he provides a veritable buffet of poetic devices, metaphors, and similes that are as varied as your favourite selection of crisps. Every chapter is a new flavour, and as you partake in this literary feast, you might find yourself experiencing a delightful sense of déjà vu—a feeling that you’ve been here before, perhaps while perusing the poetry section at a thrift store. Condition: Good, though this book has clearly been loved—a bit dog-eared, perhaps, with annotations from past owners who clearly had lots of thoughts about the themes that haunted them. The cover may bear witness to a time when it was inadvertently used as a coaster for someone’s deeply philosophical cup of Earl Grey, but let’s be honest: a few tea stains add character, right? The pages are intact, though a bit yellowed, hinting at the countless evenings spent in dimly lit rooms, contemplating the nature of verse and whether it could one day explain the mysteries of the universe. So, if you fancy a literary romp through the mind of a poet-turned-analyst who seems to be having a bit of a laugh at the whole thing, "7 Themes In Modern Verse" is your ticket to a whimsical exploration of modernity and its many quirks. Who knows? You might even come away with a new appreciation for the poetic grandeur that lurks beneath the surface of ordinary life, or at the very least, a few chuckles at Wollman’s sardonic wit. Take a chance on this relic of poetic inquiry, a book that has seen better days but still carries the weight of its author’s quirky observations. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where every purchase is a leap of faith into the unknown realms of literary adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2879/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/7-themes-in-modern-verse-apr-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George & Harrap 9780245592980 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2877 Soldiers Wives by Marion Harris Ah, "Soldiers Wives" by Marion Harris, a tome from the illustrious year of 1986, when leg warmers were fashionable, and the only thing more dramatic than a soap opera was the average British weather. Nestled snugly in the pages of this Sphere Books edition, you’ll discover the extraordinary lives of women married to soldiers, a subject that can only be rivalled by the intricacies of knitting for one’s pet goldfish. This book promises to unfold the labyrinthine tales of the unsung heroines who bravely endure not just the emotional weight of their husbands’ military careers but also the devastating predictability of tea time at 4 PM. Marion Harris, in her infinite wisdom, dares us to explore the highs and lows of domestic life while men march off to distant lands, where presumably, they are facing enemies far more terrifying than the prospect of a burnt Yorkshire pudding. Picture it: a quaint village, where every other conversation revolves around the latest gossip from the local soap opera—oh, wait, they’re living it! These women, marooned on the home front, band together in a camaraderie so fierce it could only be matched by the local knitting circle. Expect to encounter drama that makes you yearn for the simplicity of a three-act play, or perhaps the comforts of a well-worn crossword puzzle. But fear not, dear reader, for this isn’t just a haphazard collection of mundane musings about tea and crumpets. Harris weaves together stories of passion, longing, and the kind of resilience that could put a Tupperware party to shame. From the town’s nosy busybodies to the occasional heroic rescue from a rogue wild animal (or, indeed, a rogue husband), the pages bristle with the kind of wit that could only be generated from years of dealing with the military’s notorious inability to follow a straightforward plan. As you delve into "Soldiers Wives," you may find yourself wondering if these women are the true soldiers, battling against the odds of loneliness, boredom, and the occasional misplaced laundry. Will they find love in the arms of a dashing postman or perhaps in the sweet embrace of a pint at the local pub? Only time—and Marion Harris—will tell! Now, let’s talk about the nitty-gritty. This book is in good condition, which is a euphemism for “has seen better days but isn’t quite ready for the recycling bin.” Expect the pages to be just the right amount of yellowed, as if they’re reminiscing about the time they nearly got a cup of Earl Grey spilled on them. Condition: This copy is indeed in good condition, with a cover that proudly bears the battle scars of time—dog-eared corners, a spine that has valiantly held up against the pressures of being a second-hand book, and perhaps the faint scent of sherry lingering from its previous owner’s library. So, you’ll be getting a piece of literary history that’s seen more heartache than a soap opera cliffhanger. For those seeking intrigue, drama, and a dash of British eccentricity, "Soldiers Wives" is the perfect addition to your already overflowing bookshelf—because who doesn’t need a little escapism that involves the complexities of military life through the lens of domesticity? It’s a book that begs to be read and then passionately discussed over scones in a quaint café, or while eyeing the neighbor’s cat suspiciously. So, embark on this literary expedition with Crappy Old Books, where the only thing better than the story is the delightful weirdness of second-hand literature. Who knows? You might just find yourself longing for a life of tea, sympathy, and the occasional drama involving a rogue soldier’s wife. Cheers! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2877/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/soldiers-wives-apr-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books 9780722148617 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2876 Music and Silence by Rose Tremain In a world where the unremarkable often masquerades as the profound, Rose Tremain’s "Music and Silence" strums its curious chords, inviting readers to ponder the age-old question: what happens when you turn the volume down on life? Set in a landscape where harmonies mingle awkwardly with the cacophony of everyday existence, this novel is like a slightly out-of-tune piano trying to play Beethoven while the neighbors argue over whose turn it is to take out the bins. It’s a melodious mess that might just have you questioning your own taste in literature—or at least in music. Conceived in the year 2000, a time when Y2K bugs were a more pressing concern than existential musings, "Music and Silence" brings together the delicate strands of human experience, woven with the subtlety of a cat walking across a piano. With a narrative voice that flits between the profound and the absurd, Tremain invites us to experience the quiet desperation of her characters, whose internal monologues are as jarring as a flat note in a symphony. You might even find yourself wishing for a good, old-fashioned drum solo to break the tension. The book revolves around the notion that silence isn’t merely the absence of sound, but a canvas upon which the brushstrokes of life are painted, albeit with the occasional errant splatter of paint. Tremain’s characters are like musicians in a band that never quite meshes; they are charmingly flawed, often misguided, and perpetually dancing to the wrong tune. As we follow their misadventures, we come to realise that the beauty of life often lies in its dissonance, a theme that resonates with readers who have ever attempted to hum along to a song they only half-know. Within its pages, you will encounter profound ruminations on the nature of art, relationships, and the spaces in between—those delightful little gaps where silence reigns supreme, like an awkward pause in conversation that stretches just a bit too long. The narrative flows like a river of thoughts, occasionally dammed by the beavers of indecision and self-doubt. It’s a spirited exploration of how sound can echo in the chasms of our lives, with characters who seem to embody the very essence of contradiction: they crave connection yet flee from it like it’s a rotten tomato. This novel does not shy away from the absurdities of existence, showcasing characters who might as well be auditioning for a circus act rather than a dramatic performance. The poignant interplay between music and silence evokes a sense of irony that feels almost British in its dry wit. You’ll find yourself chuckling at the peculiarities of life while simultaneously mourning the lost notes of unfulfilled potential. Each chapter is a new refrain, a fresh opportunity to explore the awkward dance of human connection, all while wondering if that distant sound is laughter or simply the wind playing tricks. The prose is as rich as a cup of Earl Grey brewed to perfection, with just the right amount of bitterness and a hint of sweetness. Tremain’s writing style fluctuates like an unpredictable radio frequency, at times clear and melodic, at other times crackling with the static of uncertainty. Readers will find themselves oscillating between moments of clarity and bursts of confusion, reminiscent of a musical experience that tantalises the senses but leaves you wondering what you just heard. Condition: Good, which is a euphemism for “this book has seen some life.” Expect the occasional dog-eared page or mysterious coffee stain that might just add character—like that friend who always shows up to parties slightly dishevelled yet manages to steal the spotlight. The cover boasts a vintage charm that may evoke feelings of nostalgia or perhaps a mild sense of guilt for not reading it sooner. As you navigate the erratic beats and silences of Tremain’s world, remember that this isn’t just a book about music; it’s an exploration of the human condition, where every note has its place, even if that place is under the sofa in a forgotten corner of the living room. So, if you fancy a whimsical journey through the symphony of life—or if you simply need something to prop up that wobbly table—look no further than "Music and Silence," available from Crappy Old Books, where every title has its own peculiar charm just waiting to be discovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2876/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/music-and-silence-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099268550 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2874 I Kill by Lex Lander In the dubious depths of 2016, when the world was perhaps just a tad less peculiar than it is now, Lex Lander decided to embrace his inner sociopath and deliver a literary offering that would leave readers questioning their life choices. Enter *I Kill*, an unapologetically audacious title that might evoke visions of lurking shadows and clandestine meetings in dimly-lit alleyways—alleyways filled with the scent of questionable takeaways and the ambient hum of passive-aggressive urban living. But let us not be misled by the ominous title. This is not merely a tale of bloodshed and chaos. No, dear reader, this is Lander’s ironic romp through the human psyche, where death is not just an end but a wickedly humorous afterthought. It’s as if Lander sat down with a cup of tea, a slightly worn notepad, and a devil-may-care attitude, only to come up with a narrative that feels like it was scribbled during a particularly uninspired afternoon at a coffee shop, surrounded by the faint echo of baristas discussing their dreams of becoming avant-garde artists. As you flip through the pages of this literary curiosity, expect to encounter a cavalcade of characters so bewildering that they might just be reflections of your own questionable acquaintances. Who are these people, you ask? Well, dear reader, they are likely the sort you’d sidestep in a grocery store, clutching your cart tightly as if it were a life raft amidst the choppy seas of social interaction. From the overly enthusiastic yet woefully misguided anti-hero to the side characters who seem to have wandered in from entirely different novels, this book promises a tapestry of insanity that can only be described as delightfully chaotic. But of course, no satirical exploration of murder can be complete without a list! So, while contemplating the often absurd relationship between life and death, let us consider what’s in store for those brave enough to venture into Lander’s world: Morbidly humorous musings that might make you snort your tea. Characters so flawed they make you feel like a paragon of virtue. Unlikely plot twists that could give a contortionist a run for their money. Section breaks that may cause existential crises in the most unsuspecting of readers. A chance to ponder the meaning of mortality while giggling uncomfortably. In a landscape littered with thrillers that take themselves far too seriously, *I Kill* is the equivalent of that friend who shows up to a formal dinner in a Hawaiian shirt—outlandish, unexpected, but somehow refreshing amidst the monotony. It encourages you to revel in the chaos of life, all while shaking its proverbial fist at the universe as if to say, "Isn’t it all just a bit ridiculous?" Condition: Good, which in the realm of second-hand books means that while it might not be suitable for a museum display, it’ll do just fine for your coffee table, where it can sit alongside your collection of half-read classics and that self-help book you keep meaning to return to. Expect the occasional dog-eared page and perhaps a mysterious coffee stain that adds character, much like the book itself. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and would like to partake in an experience that is equal parts thrilling and absurd, don’t hesitate to grab a copy of *I Kill* from Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You might just find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, pondering life’s little mysteries while clutching your well-loved copy in a conspiratorial manner. After all, what else is there to do in this topsy-turvy world? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2874/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-kill-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kaybec 9780994998149 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2873 The Dogs of War by Frederick Forsyth In 1980, amidst the peculiar chaotic tapestry of British literature, Frederick Forsyth unleashed his not-so-secret weapon: "The Dogs of War." As if penned during a particularly riveting session of charades with the world’s most eccentric spies, this book promises a whirlwind of espionage, mercenaries, and enough treachery to make even the most stoic of British tea drinkers spill their Earl Grey. Imagine if Ian Fleming decided to swap his martini for a pint and chucked in a few more dogs—yes, dogs! Perhaps he was inspired by his own mutt’s antics while concocting plots that could rival a season finale of a soap opera. This is Forsyth at his most audacious, daring you to figure out if you’re reading about military strategy or simply the fervent imaginings of a man who just really loves a good dog story. The plot dances around themes of betrayal and power, as if they were on a merry-go-round at a carnival. In a world where countries are mere playgrounds for the power-hungry, Forsyth’s masterstroke is a tale that winks at you, nudging you to question: are we the dogs, or are we the ones being led by them? The book captures the essence of warfare with such finesse that you may find yourself checking your own backyard for secret military installations—because you never know. To add a sprinkle of delightful chaos to your reading experience, our copy is adorned with the musings of past owners, who may or may not have been in cahoots with the aforementioned dogs. You might stumble upon margin notes like "How does one even train a war dog?" or "This sounds suspiciously like my cousin’s last camping trip." The previous readers’ ruminations only enhance the book’s charm, reminding you that you are not alone in this literary journey—no matter how absurd it may get. What can you expect from this particular edition, you ask? Brace yourself for: Intricate plots that will make you question your own life choices. A smorgasbord of characters that are, frankly, rather hard to keep track of because, let’s face it, who has time for that? The occasional flash of wit, or at least a smirk-worthy attempt at it. Pages that might still have the faint aroma of the last reader’s lunch, adding a unique layer of nostalgia. A cover that boasts Corgi Books’ vintage charm, perfect for those who appreciate a little wear and tear on their literary adventures. Condition: Good, which is a bit like saying the weather in England is occasionally sunny. Expect some dog-eared pages, a spine that has seen better days, and the faint signature of a previous owner who may or may not have been a spy themselves. It’s as if the book has lived a life of its own, gathering stories (and perhaps a few odd stains) along the way. In conclusion, if you’re looking for a book that embodies the irony of warfare, the obscurity of espionage, and the delightful chaos of canine companionship, "The Dogs of War" might just be your next read. It’s a delightful head-scratcher that only Crappy Old Books could provide—because why settle for bland when you can have the quirky? So, why not add a touch of absurdity to your bookshelf and indulge in a narrative that’s as unpredictable as a dog in a park full of squirrels? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2873/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dogs-of-war-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2871 Dictionary of Geological Terms by The American Geological Institute Welcome, weary traveller of the literary realm, to the wondrous and astonishingly niche world of the "Dictionary of Geological Terms," an illustrious tome brought to you by the American Geological Institute in the year 1976, a year that also gave us such delights as disco balls and questionable hairstyles. This isn’t just any dictionary—it’s a compendium of chiseled definitions so rock-solid that even the most jaded geologist might find themselves doing a little jig. Or at least a polite nod of approval. Imagine, if you will, the glittering halls of academia where geologists once roamed, clutching this very book as they engaged in spirited discussions about sedimentary layers and the merits of igneous over metamorphic rocks. It’s hard to fathom the kind of wild parties they had, fueled by endless debates over lithification and the nuances of stratigraphy, all while this dictionary sat in the corner, silently judging their ability to differentiate between "claystone" and "siltstone." Each turn of the page offers not just definitions, but a glimpse into a bygone era where the word "geological" was an instant conversation starter at dinner parties. As you embark on this journey through geological lexicon, prepare to encounter such delightful entries that might just dazzle even the most apathetic reader. For instance, you will find terms that will make you want to shout, “Eureka!” or at least quietly whisper it under your breath in a cafe, much to the consternation of the barista who’s just trying to steam your oat milk. The book covers topics that vary from the tantalising to the downright peculiar, including: The mysterious world of "gneiss" which, despite its pronunciation, is not a motivational phrase. A deep dive into "seismology," reminding us that earthquakes can truly shake things up in more ways than one. "Fossilization," a process that, much like your aunt’s fruitcake recipe, takes a little time but is ultimately worth it. A guide to understanding "magma," which, contrary to some beliefs, is not a trendy new skincare treatment. And let’s not forget the enigmatic “glacial till”—a term that can leave you scratching your head, wondering if it’s a type of frozen dessert. Each page is a rich, layered experience (like a geological formation, if you will) that seamlessly marries education and bemusement. You’ll marvel at the sheer volume of geological terminology, which somehow makes you feel both intellectually superior and utterly baffled at the same time. You might even find yourself incorporating phrases like “diagenesis” into casual conversation, leaving your friends questioning your sanity—and perhaps your social skills as well. Condition: Good. Ah yes, the condition of this illustrious volume. It shows the signs of a life well-lived, with dog-eared pages and a cover that bears the gentle fingerprints of curiosity. There’s a certain charm in the slightly yellowed pages, as if they hold secrets of the Earth that can only be unravelled by someone with a penchant for discovery—or at least a keen sense of irony. Rest assured, this dictionary is still very much capable of imparting its wisdom, despite its frequent jaunts across desks, coffee tables, and perhaps even the occasional geology-themed soirée. In conclusion, whether you’re a seasoned geologist, an aspiring rock aficionado, or simply someone looking to impress friends with your vast vocabulary, the "Dictionary of Geological Terms" from the American Geological Institute is an essential addition to your collection. It’s the kind of book that’ll have you pondering the mysteries of Earth while simultaneously questioning your life choices. So why not make it yours today, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every second-hand book has a story, even if it’s written in rock-solid terms? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2871/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dictionary-of-geological-terms-apr-2025.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anchor Books 9780385084529 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2870 Atlantis by Charles Berlitz In the grand tradition of books that dare to tread where sensible minds fear to wander, we present you with Charles Berlitz’s audacious exploration, "Atlantis." This tome, published in 1984 by the ever-reliable Fawcett, invites you to embark on an intellectual odyssey to the fabled underwater city that may—or may not—have inspired generations of conspiracy theorists and baffled historians. Berlitz, a man who has surely spent too much time contemplating the lost city whilst sipping his Earl Grey, offers a buffet of speculations that will leave you both entertained and bewildered. The cover, a dazzling mix of deep blues and mysterious waves, hints at the cryptic journey within. One can almost picture the author, with his spectacles perched precariously on the edge of his nose, frantically scribbling down thoughts while pondering whether he should declare Atlantis a lost civilization or simply a figment of an overactive imagination. Spoiler: the answer is both. Grab your tinfoil hat and prepare for a ride through the murky waters of myth and supposed fact. Inside these pages, expect to encounter a delightful array of theories that range from the plausible to the utterly absurd. Berlitz takes the reader on a grand tour through various historical accounts, archaeological tidbits, and more than a few wild conjectures that would make even the most dedicated sceptic raise an eyebrow. If you’ve ever wondered whether Plato was just having a laugh, or if the ancient Greeks were indeed onto something, this book provides a cornucopia of questions without the burden of solid answers. Why should you read "Atlantis"? Perhaps you are in search of a book that will inspire lively debates at your next dinner party, or maybe you’re just keen to fill your head with whimsical notions that help you avoid the mundane realities of life. Or perhaps you’re a curious soul wishing to ponder why an entire civilization seemed to vanish without a trace, leaving only tantalizing whispers of its existence. Whatever your motivation, Berlitz’s work promises to deliver a curious mix of entertainment and frustration, as you navigate through his labyrinth of theories. Expect to encounter the following in this mind-bending journey: A hefty dose of conjecture that will either excite you or make you question the author’s sanity. Intriguing discussions on how the city may have influenced everything from pop culture to alternative history. A plethora of maps, diagrams, and references that will have you wondering if Berlitz had a map of Atlantis tattooed somewhere. Footnotes that could rival a crossword puzzle in complexity and intrigue. Moments of sheer witticism that will either have you chuckling or scratching your head in confusion. Condition: This specific copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, remains in "good" condition, which is code for “it has been read, loved, and perhaps dropped into a bath at some point.” The pages may show signs of coffee stains, enthusiastic underlining, or mysterious smudges that only add to its character. Think of it as a literary relic carrying the history of those who pondered the mysteries of the universe before you. In summary, if you’re in the market for a book that will not only provide a delightful escape into the enigmatic world of Atlantis but also offer a splendid way to show off your eclectic taste, look no further. This wonderfully quirky exploration by Charles Berlitz is a must-have for your bookshelf, a conversation piece, and a delightful way to ponder the big questions in life—like whether or not it’s wise to trust books about lost civilizations penned by self-proclaimed experts. So, grab your copy now and join the ranks of those who dare to ask: "What ever happened to Atlantis?" https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2870/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/atlantis-apr-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett 9780449207420 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2868 The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold Imagine if you will, a book that dares to take a stroll through the afterlife, hosted by a charmingly disembodied narrator. "The Lovely Bones," penned by the illustrious Alice Sebold, is one of those rare literary soirees that invites you to sip tea with the dearly departed while simultaneously pondering the absurdity of existence. Published in the dandy year of 2002 by Picador, it offers a cocktail of tragedy and whimsy that leaves the reader feeling both uplifted and profoundly unsettled—like a delightful cake baked from questionable ingredients. Meet Susie Salmon, a teenager who, alas, finds herself in a rather unfortunate predicament involving a supernatural afterlife. But fret not! This isn’t your run-of-the-mill ghost story. Sebold has crafted an ethereal world where Susie observes her family from an-other realm, like a nosy neighbor peering through curtains, only this time, the curtains are made of celestial clouds and the neighborhood is the very fabric of life and death. Rife with quirky observations and dashes of familial love, the narrative lingers like a strong whiff of burnt toast—simultaneously comforting and disconcerting. In typical Sebold fashion, one might expect a straightforward tale, but the author proves that life—and afterlife—are anything but linear. Instead, we float through a multi-layered narrative that traverses grief, healing, and the oddity of human behaviour. As if the universe had rolled its dice and decided to combine elements of a family saga with an exploration of the macabre, "The Lovely Bones" serves as a reminder that, sometimes, the most profound truths are revealed in the strangest ways. Let’s not forget the supporting cast, who experience their own existential crises with all the charm of a British sitcom. From Susie’s heartbroken parents to the peculiar neighbors who seem to have no idea they live next door to a ghostly observer, each character is a delightful slice of life—complete with its own peculiarities and quirks. One might wonder if Sebold is holding a mirror up to humanity, reflecting the amusing absurdity of human nature while we wrestle with the heavy themes of loss and longing. Now, you may be asking yourself, what exactly does one gain from reading this slightly macabre tome? Well, dear reader, consider the following delights: A front-row seat to the afterlife, where witnessing your loved ones is simultaneously a privilege and profound torment. A keen exploration of how people cope with tragedy—spoiler: it’s not always pretty. The opportunity to ponder life’s big questions while chuckling at relatable family dynamics. Endless debates on whether the afterlife has Wi-Fi. A chance to enjoy a book that flirts with morbid curiosity without losing its sense of humor. Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books may mean anything from “a few dog-eared pages” to “slightly musty, but in a charming way.” This particular copy could be described as a well-loved companion, complete with the faint aroma of existential musings and a sprinkle of nostalgia. Perfect for those who believe a book should be as comfortable as an old cardigan, yet still provoke thought like a cup of strong tea on a rainy day. So why not invite "The Lovely Bones" into your collection? It’s the kind of book that sits on your shelf and whispers, “I have a story to tell,” even when you least expect it. Available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where literary misfits find their forever homes, this book promises to be an intriguing discussion starter—or perhaps a source of light-hearted discomfort among your friends. Either way, you’ll never look at family gatherings the same way again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2868/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lovely-bones-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330485388 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2867 The Return of Marylin Monroe by Sam Staggs In a world where the impossible often appears possible—like finding an honest politician or a decent cup of tea on the go—Sam Staggs delivers us a delightfully whimsical concoction in "The Return of Marylin Monroe." Published in the unassuming year of 1992 by SPI Books, this tome is less a biography and more a fantastical excursion into a parallel universe where Marylin Monroe, the perennial icon of beauty and charisma, has achieved the unthinkable: she has returned from the great beyond. Yes, you read that correctly, folks. In what can only be described as a literary sleight of hand, Staggs invites us to ponder what a 1990s Marylin would look like—perhaps a tad more seasoned, but no less dazzling as she reinvents herself in an age of grunge and ’What is postmodernism anyway?’ debates. As you flip through the pages, prepare your mind for a startling juxtaposition of glamour and grit. Picture Marylin, the quintessential blonde bombshell, navigating the bustling streets of a world that has traded in her glamour for flannel. What would she think of social media and its dubious influencers? Would she still be the subject of endless fascination, or would she become yet another hashtag lost among the cacophony? Staggs, with his keen eye for irony, compels you to consider how someone so iconic would manage in a scene dominated by reality TV and dubious celebrity culture—all while sporting a killer red lip, of course. Perhaps the real genius of this book lies in its ability to pose questions rather than provide answers. Staggs seems to be asking: Can legends ever really return, or are they doomed to live forever in the amber of nostalgia? The author crafts a narrative that teeters on the edge of absurdity while simultaneously evoking a certain wistfulness. It’s almost as if you can hear the melodious sound of her famous laughter echoing throughout the pages, harmonising with the clashing beats of modernity. A sound best described as ’like a cat on a hot tin roof, while wearing a feather boa.’ But let’s not forget the true allure of "The Return of Marylin Monroe." It’s not merely about the woman herself; it’s about the audacity of imagining her living in today’s world. Staggs bathes us in a concoction of speculative wonder, leaving us with delightful nuggets of absurdity to ponder, such as: What would Marylin’s TikTok account look like? How would she react to today’s beauty standards? Could she still uphold her status as a feminist icon? What’s her take on veganism? Would she become an environmental activist, and how would she pull it off in stilettos? Condition: This particular copy is in good condition, which is a polite way of saying it has seen more than a few cups of spilt coffee. The cover bears the gentle marks of time, much like a well-loved pair of vintage shoes that still manages to turn heads. The pages, while perhaps a tad dog-eared, are filled with the kind of irreverent charm that only a book with a storied past can boast. There’s a hint of the mysterious and the intriguing, much like the woman herself, lurking in the margins of each lovingly thumbed page. So, if you’ve ever wondered what life would be like if Marylin Monroe made a dramatic comeback, or if you just want to revel in the eccentricities of a bygone era revived through the lens of a cheeky 1990s author, look no further. "The Return of Marylin Monroe" is a treat for the curious mind, a peek behind the curtain of a life that’s been immortalised yet never fully grasped. Don’t just take my word for it; grab a copy and let the absurdity wash over you—available at Crappy Old Books, where good books find their quirky homes. Your dusty shelves will thank you, and who knows, maybe Marylin will wink back at you from the pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2867/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-return-of-marilyn-monroe-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SPI Books 9781561711819 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2866 The Magic Cottage by James Herbert Ah, "The Magic Cottage" by James Herbert—a title that evokes visions of whimsical fairytale realms, perhaps replete with gnomes frolicking beneath bowers of oversized mushrooms. But let’s not kid ourselves. This is not your average charming pastoral tale. Released in 1988 by the New English Library, this book is rather like a delightful cake that hides a rather dubious filling, giving readers the illusion of sweetness while lurking within lies the overpowering taste of something far more sinister. One must approach with caution, like a cat tiptoeing past a sleeping dog. In this literary endeavor, Herbert seems to conjure up a narrative that tiptoes the fine line between the enchanting and the utterly macabre. Is this cottage a whimsical retreat where all your dreams come to life, or could it be a harbinger of nightmares lurking just beneath the surface? One can only assume that Herbert crafted it on a particularly foggy day, with tea at his side and a vague understanding of the concept of charming abodes. The book’s protagonist likely stumbles upon this magic cottage—though one must wonder whether it offers more magic or merely serves as a backdrop to the slowly unfurling dread. Readers may find themselves asking all sorts of riveting questions: What spells lie in wait? Are the walls lined with secrets, or just a particularly persistent layer of mildew? And what is the cottage’s energy bill like? You’d think it would be exorbitant given all the ‘magic’ involved. Herbert’s skill, or perhaps his penchant for the bizarre, pulls readers into a world where everything is just slightly askew. Characters emerge who might seem extraordinary if one squints hard enough or has had a wee bit too much sherry. They engage in dialogue that is either profoundly philosophical or utterly nonsensical, depending on your perspective. Perhaps it’s an exploration of human frailty wrapped in a thrilling narrative, or maybe it’s just a perfect excuse to lose track of time while contemplating the color of the wallpaper. One can only hope that this tome includes a handy guide for spiritual home renovations, as it may lead to the revelation that the cottage is just a rundown property in a bad neighborhood. What kind of magic are we looking at here? Is it the kind you find at a novelty shop, or something that might actually require an exorcist? The answers are as murky as a pond in winter, and half of the fun lies in the journey to uncover them. Condition: Good. Yes, that’s right—this book has been lovingly preserved in a state that suggests it has seen better days but is still willing to chat about its life experiences over a cup of tea. Expect the pages to be slightly yellowed, perhaps with the faint memory of a past reader’s chocolate smudge—or was that a bit of the magic? A few dog-eared corners might suggest this book was well-loved but not without its scars, much like its characters, hinting at the adventures (or misadventures) contained within. Discover the cottage’s many quirks, including suspicious creaking floors. Engage in existential conversations with the inhabitants—if they let you. Contemplate whether magic really exists or if it’s just an elaborate ruse. Marvel at the author’s unique approach to combining the mundane with the bizarre. Question your life choices as you delve deeper into the narrative’s absurdity. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises a wild ride through the intersection of whimsy and horror, "The Magic Cottage" may just be your ticket. After all, what could be more entertaining than flipping pages filled with both wonder and worry? Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a literary experience that might just haunt your dreams—or, at the very least, give you something to ponder during your next tea break. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2866/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-magic-cottage-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450409370 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2865 The Operators by Allan Prior Step right up to the grand stage of 1966, where the air is thick with the musky scent of nostalgia and possibly something more sinister lurking in the shadows. Enter “The Operators” by Allan Prior, a masterclass in the fine art of intrigue, or perhaps simply an exercise in perplexity. This ambitious tome, brought forth by Cassell, will take you on a wild ride through the world of espionage, or so the back cover might have you believe. Whether it’s a thrilling romp or a glorious train wreck, one thing is for certain: you won’t be bored—unless you’re the sort who finds joy in counting the number of times the word ‘the’ appears. In this literary concoction, Allan Prior invites you into a realm populated by characters whose motives are as clear as British weather—cloudy at best. As you leaf through these pages, you may find yourself pondering the true definition of “operator.” Is it a suave spy with a penchant for martinis, or is it your mum trying to operate the television remote? The ambiguity is part of the charm, or perhaps the confusion, but we wouldn’t want to spoil the fun for you. What can one expect from the narrative? A dizzying array of plot twists that will leave you scratching your head in wonder—or perhaps just scratching your head. You might even consider jotting down a list of questions, such as: “Is this character even necessary?” or “Why is there so much tea being served?” It’s a literary adventure that will keep you guessing, if only because you’ll need to guess what the plot is meant to be. Your journey through this novel is punctuated by the kind of dialogue that one can only assume was gleaned from late-night conversations at the pub, filled with bravado and a healthy sprinkling of misunderstandings. The prose dances through scenes with a grace reminiscent of a giraffe on roller skates—awkward and endearing all at once. One can’t help but admire Prior’s ability to create a milieu that feels both entirely foreign and strikingly familiar, akin to the well-worn armchair in your gran’s living room. If you find yourself intrigued—or at least mildly entertained—by the prospect of a tale that may or may not make sense, then this book is definitely for you. It promises a narrative that could lead you to ponder life’s greatest mysteries or perhaps just question your life choices. Gather your preferred beverage, settle into your most comfortable reading nook, and prepare to encounter a unique blend of British wit and baffling plot devices. Condition: This copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is in ‘good’ condition, which can be interpreted as ‘has seen better days, but who hasn’t?’ Expect some creases and the occasional coffee ring, adding to its character and perhaps acting as a conversation starter for any discerning book lover. The spine is intact, likely held together by sheer will and the residual hopes of previous readers. Pages may exhibit the occasional hint of yellowing, suggesting that time has indeed marched on, leaving behind the faintest aroma of literary charm. As you venture forth with “The Operators,” be prepared for a unique experience—one that may or may not involve a plot resembling a game of chess played by two pigeons in Westminster. So, if you’re in the mood for a literary escapade that challenges your intellect while questioning your sanity, look no further. Allan Prior has crafted a work that defies easy categorization, and here it awaits you, nestled amongst the charming chaos of Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, and every story has a questionable plot twist. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary history that teeters between brilliance and befuddlement. It’s high time you added “The Operators” to your collection—if only to keep your other books on their toes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2865/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-operators-apr-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell 9780330022873 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2864 Room by Emma Donoghue In the vast landscape of literature where space is a luxury and room to breathe is often sacrificed for plot, Emma Donoghue’s audaciously titled work, *Room*, dares to take you into a decidedly cramped setting. Published in 2011, this Picador masterpiece invites readers to ponder the philosophical implications of a life confined within four walls, while simultaneously wrestling with the more pressing question: how does one manage to keep a plant alive under such conditions? No, it’s not a DIY guide for the claustrophobic nor is it about the architectural wonders of minimalism, as tantalising as that might seem. Instead, *Room* spins a yarn that could make even the most ardent lover of open spaces consider the merits of a good old-fashioned closet. It’s a story about perspective, both literally and figuratively—one that views the world through the eyes of a young child who knows nothing beyond their peculiar living quarters. Think of it as a charmingly macabre take on the classic ‘you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone’ trope, but with less singing and more existential dread. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself mulling over the audacity of Donoghue’s concept. What if your entire universe was limited to the dimensions of your bedroom? What if “going outside” was a phrase used solely in dreams? It’s a bit like being on a holiday where you’re not allowed to go out and explore the local culture, but instead are tasked with arranging your sock drawer in increasingly creative ways. The very notion of confinement becomes an intriguing paradox, raising questions about freedom, imagination, and, dare I say, the art of making the best of a bad situation. Donoghue masterfully juxtaposes the innocence of childhood with the stark realities of a life lived in isolation, conjuring a world that is at once tragic and oddly whimsical. You may find yourself laughing uncomfortably at the absurdity of it all, as the narrative deftly dances between the surreal and the mundane, proving that laughter, like a good cup of tea, is often the best remedy for even the direst of situations. After all, who wouldn’t want to read about a child’s interpretation of life when “outside” is just a word they’ve heard but never experienced? As the story unfolds, the reader is treated to a unique exploration of love, resilience, and the human spirit—albeit within a space that’s roughly the size of a moderately spacious garden shed. You might even feel a twinge of longing for that well-hidden corner of your own closet, with only a slightly off-putting scent of old sweaters to accompany you. It’s a vivid reminder that sometimes, the most profound revelations come from the most confined spaces. Condition: This copy of *Room* has survived the trials of time and endures in good condition, which is rather impressive for a book that grapples with such weighty themes. Expect a few creases and the odd dog-eared corner, each imperfection a testament to its journey through various hands and homes, gathering stories of its own along the way. It’s almost as if this book has been on its own little adventure, taking shelter in nooks and crannies, much like its characters. In the end, if you’re in the market for a novel that prompts contemplations on space—both physical and emotional—and perhaps inspires a reevaluation of your own living arrangements, then look no further. *Room* is an experience wrapped in irony, navigating the thin line between comfort and confinement with the grace of a cat stuck in a box. Snag this book from Crappy Old Books and prepare to rethink your definitions of both space and home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2864/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/IMG_010.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9781447276364 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2863 Him With His Foot In His Mouth by Saul Bellow In a world where existential crises seem to be as common as bad weather, Saul Bellow delivers his cheeky take on human folly in "Him With His Foot In His Mouth." Published in the remarkable year of 1984, a year that notably brought us both Orwellian dread and some truly questionable fashion choices, this book is far more than a mere collection of stories. It’s an odyssey through the human condition, albeit one where the heroes often trip over their own feet—figuratively and literally. The title itself seems like a warning: tread carefully, or you too might end up with your foot lodged somewhere it doesn’t belong. Hardback with good dustcover. Imagine, if you will, the intellectual musings of a man capable of articulating the most mundane of thoughts with such flair that you find yourself questioning your own existence. Bellow’s characters often inhabit a world of complex ideas and even more complex relationships, where discussions can spiral from profound to absurd in a heartbeat. You might think, “Ah, that sounds like me at a dinner party!”—and you would be right. Just beware: the conversation might lead you toward an existential revelation or, more likely, a massive social faux pas. The collection invites the reader to ponder life’s big questions while simultaneously nudging them with the elbow of irony. What is truth? What is love? Why do I keep misplacing my keys? As you turn these pages, you’ll find yourself not only laughing at the ridiculousness of Bellow’s characters but also at the absurdity of your own life choices. It’s like having your cake and realizing you’ve accidentally been served the gluten-free option—unexpected but enlightening. You may find yourself enamored by the way Bellow wields language like a master chef with a particularly sharp knife, slicing through the banality of life to reveal the juicy bits within. Yet, just when you think you’ve understood the intricacies of the human psyche, he throws in a curveball that makes you re-evaluate everything you thought you knew. It’s a delightful conundrum, much like attempting to solve a Rubik’s cube while blindfolded. Good luck with that. Now, let’s not forget the real stars of this collection: Bellow’s characters. With a delightful array of neurotics, idealists, and those whose lives are a cacophony of confusion, readers might find themselves identifying with the most absurd traits. It’s almost as if Bellow has taken a magnifying glass to our collective foibles and handed it to us as a reflection of our own shortcomings. You may even find yourself chuckling ruefully as you recognize your own foot in your mouth moments—those times when honesty has led you astray or when simplicity seemed too good to be true. Condition: This particular specimen is classified as ’Good,’ which in the world of second-hand books means it has experienced the life of a well-loved tome. Expect the occasional crease, a whisper of previous readers’ enthusiasm, and perhaps a bit of a musty odor reminiscent of a library long forgotten. While it may not be pristine, it’s certainly brimming with character—much like its author. It has also been lovingly presented by Crappy Old Books, who have a knack for finding treasures in the most unexpected places. So, if you’re in the market for a book that challenges your intellect while simultaneously making you laugh at the absurdity of existence, look no further. "Him With His Foot In His Mouth" is a delightful exploration of life’s more chaotic moments, brought to you by one of literature’s finest observers of the human condition. Grab a copy, settle into your favorite reading chair, and prepare to feel both enlightened and thoroughly entertained. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2863/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/him-with-his-foot-in-his-mouth-apr-2025.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alison Book 9780436039539 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2862 i before e except after c by Judy Parkinson Ah, the age-old conundrum of English spelling: a conundrum so befuddling that it has led many a poor soul to doubt their own intelligence, and often their very existence. Enter "i before 3 (except after c)," a title so audacious it practically dares you to question your grasp of the language. Written by the audaciously amusing Judy Parkinson, this tome from the fine folks at Michael OMara Books promises not just a guide but an experience that will leave you spellbound—or perhaps just spelled wrong. Published in 2007, this book arrives with the weighty authority of a nearly “as new” condition—perhaps because it spent more time on a shelf contemplating its role in the literary cosmos than in the hands of a frantic reader grappling with the peculiarities of English. One might argue that the book’s very existence is the ultimate irony: a spelling guide that itself leads one to question the very nature of orthography whilst making a mockery of the rules it seeks to explain. You can almost hear the collective groan of English teachers everywhere, clutching their red pens in despair. Now, you may wonder what insights this game-changing guide offers, lest you drift into the abyss of spelling doom. Parkinson has crafted a smorgasbord of spelling rules, quirky anecdotes, and whimsical illustrations that could make even the most begrudging of grammarians crack a smile. The book is a playful romp through the absurdities of English spelling, where ‘i’ and ‘e’ frolic in an eternal dance of confusion, and where ‘c’ lurks like a villain in a Shakespearean play, ready to ruin your day with its unexpected influence. In the spirit of enlightening those who dare to tread the treacherous waters of written communication, the book covers an array of topics, including: The bewildering realm of homophones and how to not sound like a complete nincompoop. Phonetics: because who doesn’t want to learn about the sounds of letters in a language that makes no sense? Commonly misspelled words you didn’t know you were misspelling, because why not add more anxiety to your life? Fun and games—yes, there are puzzles! What better way to suffer through your inadequacies than with a crossword? Riddles that will make you question if you ever truly learned to spell correctly in the first place. But fear not, dear reader! This book is not merely a dry collection of rules. No, it is a veritable feast for the senses, a carnival of letters that invites you to ride the rollercoaster of confusion until you finally emerge, perhaps a bit dizzy but undeniably entertained. Judy Parkinson, with her wit as sharp as a freshly sharpened pencil, takes you on a journey that makes you ponder: are spelling rules really rules, or merely guidelines that can be joyously bent, broken, or completely ignored? Condition: The book is, as previously mentioned, in a state of ‘As New’—which is something we suppose sounds better than ‘Lightly Used by That One Relative Who Thinks They’re an Expert.’ It sits here, ready to grace your shelf or your coffee table, waiting for that moment when you’ll need to impress a guest with your knowledge of letter placement and obscure spelling exceptions. It may also serve as a conversation starter, as you regale your friends with tales of your struggle against the insidious nature of English spelling. So, if you’re in the market for a delightful paradox wrapped in a whimsical cover, look no further. "i before 3 (except after c)" is not just a book; it’s a tribute to all the times we’ve misspelled ‘definitely’ as ‘definately’ and given up on the English language altogether. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the glorious imperfections of literature, one quirky title at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2862/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-before-e-except-after-c-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael OMara Books 9781843172499 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2861 Laurel and Hardy Annual by Brown Watson Ah, the 1975 edition of the Laurel and Hardy Annual, a veritable time capsule that captures the whimsical essence of two men who made slapstick comedy a fine art. Published by General Book Distributors Ltd, this annual is a treasure trove for those who adore all things silly—complete with a dash of nostalgia for the golden era of black-and-white films. The cover, adorned with illustrations that could only be described as “delightfully retro,” practically beckons you to pick it up and embrace the absurdity that lies within. Inside these pages, you will find a collection of side-splitting comics, activities, and anecdotes that promise to evoke giggles reminiscent of your childhood. Remember those lazy Sunday afternoons spent with a cuppa, trying to figure out if the pie was a worthy adversary for Stan or if Ollie would ever manage to fit into that ridiculously tight suit? This annual encapsulates those moments, presenting you with a visual buffet of pratfalls, misadventures, and the kind of physical comedy that makes you question the intelligence of not only the characters but also anyone who might try to replicate their antics. If you’ve ever wondered what a time before smartphones and memes looked like, this annual is the answer—an era where laughter was generated through physical mischief rather than a witty tweet. It’s a glimpse into a world where the most sophisticated form of entertainment involved a good old-fashioned pie fight or an unintentional slap to the face. You might even find yourself giggling at the absurdity of it all, possibly even wondering how on Earth these two managed to remain friends when their collective IQ seemed to be lower than the average garden snail. But let’s not forget the allure of vintage annuals—those hefty volumes that could double as self-defense weapons should a rogue pigeon decide to attack. This particular one also doubles as an object of conversation, perfect for awkward silences at dinner parties. “Oh, what’s that you’re reading?” someone might ask, their curiosity piqued. “Ah, the Laurel and Hardy Annual,” you’ll reply casually, “it’s from the golden age of comedy.” Cue the confused glances and the inevitable question about the last time anyone actually watched a black-and-white film. You’ll be the life of the party, I assure you! But perhaps one of the best features of this annual is the sheer randomness of the content. You’ll find articles that would make even the most dedicated fan raise an eyebrow, such as “How to Effectively Trip Over Your Own Feet” or “The Art of Looking Foolish While Eating a Sandwich.” These segments provide the perfect mix of inspiration and reluctance, as you contemplate just how far you’re willing to go for a laugh—a question that has plagued humanity since the dawn of time. Now, let’s talk about the condition of this quirky treasure. This particular copy has been previously loved—well, perhaps more accurately, it has been fondly thumbed through by hands both small and large. Condition: Good. No major rips or mysterious stains, just the usual signs of previous merriment, such as slightly dog-eared pages and a faint aroma of something that could be construed as charm (or perhaps last Sunday’s roast). Perfect for collectors or those who simply want to add a touch of eccentricity to their bookshelf. So, if you fancy an adventure back to a simpler time filled with outrageous humor and questionable life choices, grab this Laurel and Hardy Annual from Crappy Old Books. It may not change your life, but it will certainly provide you with a hefty dose of laughter and a perfect excuse for avoiding any actual work. Who knows? You might even find yourself inspired to recreate one of their classic routines—just do us all a favour and avoid any pies. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2861/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/laurel-and-hardy-annual-apr-2025.jpg 5.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books General Book Distributors Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2859 Much Ado About Nothing by FH Mares In a world where the Bard’s quill meets the peculiar musings of FH Mares, we present to you "Much Ado About Nothing"—a title that could just as easily describe your plans for the weekend if you’re indulging in yet another evening of amateur theatre and questionable wine choices. Here, the esteemed Cambridge University Press has packaged a curious blend of Shakespearean wit and modern commentary, perfect for those who find themselves contemplating the absurdities of life while balancing a cup of tea precariously on a pile of unread novels. Set against a backdrop of Elizabethan drama but rendered through the lens of 21st-century sarcasm, this book promises to unravel the tangled web of love and miscommunication with an irony that would make even the most stoic of British gentlemen crack a smirk. It’s as if Mares took Shakespeare’s original text and added a pinch of cheeky commentary, a dash of academic rigor, and perhaps a sprinkle of existential dread, all while wearing socks with sandals—truly, a sight for sore eyes. Expect the unexpected as you traverse the pages filled with witty banter, mistaken identities, and a cast of characters whose relationship antics are more convoluted than your grandmother’s knitting instructions. Mares has crafted a delightful dissection of the social mores of both his time and that of the Bard, revealing that while technology has changed, human folly remains stubbornly unchanged. Whether you are a Shakespeare aficionado or someone who gets confused by the difference between iambic pentameter and a particularly enthusiastic jogger, this book has something for everyone. Or, at the very least, it gives you a solid excuse to wear your reading glasses indoors. Among the delightfully absurd offerings within this tome, you will find: Intriguing footnotes that may or may not clarify anything—who can really say? A spot-on analysis of romantic misunderstandings that could rival any soap opera plot twist. An exploration of social hierarchies that will make you feel glad you’re not attending courtly gatherings anytime soon. Witty observations about love that could probably fill a small notebook, if you had the energy to jot them down. References to obscure historical figures that will leave you nodding along, pretending you know exactly who they are. Condition: This book has been gently used, which means it bears the marks of a life well-lived—slightly dog-eared pages and the faint scent of someone’s questionable attempts at scented candles. It’s good, but we can’t promise it hasn’t been involved in a few heated debates on the nature of love while sitting on a dusty shelf waiting for its moment to shine. A few coffee rings may be present, which only adds to its character, much like the charmingly disheveled appearance of your favorite uncle after a family gathering. So, if you’re in the mood for a light-hearted romp through the world of Shakespearean folly, or if you simply need a book to prop up that wobbly table, “Much Ado About Nothing” by FH Mares is your ticket to literary amusement. Grab it now from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the delightful imperfections of second-hand literature with open arms and unyielding enthusiasm. Your bookshelf will thank you, and so might your sense of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2859/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/much-ado-about-nothing-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521532501 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2857 Aristotle by Cyril Winn & Maurice Jacks In the hallowed halls of The Library of Educational Thought, where the dust motes dance like confused philosophers, emerges a volume that promises to unravel the perplexities of life, existence, and perhaps the very structure of your coffee table. "Aristotle" by Cyril Winn and Maurice Jacks is not merely a book; it’s a time capsule from 1967, a year when men wore their hair long and their arguments longer. With a title that echoes the musings of the great philosopher himself, this tome beckons to you, the unsuspecting reader, with the gravitational pull of a black hole formed from the collective ennui of academia. Hardback with good dustcover. Has a type written letter in the inside cover along with a compliment slip from Trinity College of Music, London, thanksing someone for reviewing the book. The letter is possibly the cover letter or the review. There are a couple of lines in the book underlines in biro. Now, you might wonder, what secrets does this book hold? Is it a philosophical treatise, a step-by-step guide to achieving inner peace, or merely a collection of misprinted pages? It’s hard to say, but what we do know is that Cyril and Maurice were not your average scholars. Armed with the audacity typical of the 1960s, they delved into Aristotle’s world as though they were exploring the fringes of a psychedelic trip rather than the austere rigours of logic and ethics. Prepare yourself for a wild ride through the labyrinth of ancient philosophies, where syllogisms leap off the page as if they were auditioning for a part in a slapstick comedy. The authors might not have had Aristotle’s wit, but their attempts to interpret his thoughts are nothing if not entertaining. You could easily find yourself lost in a mirthful maze of hypotheses, historical context, and the occasional footnote that seems to be more of a personal anecdote than a scholarly reference. This book is particularly well-suited for those who find joy in the absurdity of life, or perhaps aim to impress friends with a casual mention of Aristotle while sipping tea at a local café. You can almost hear the gasps of admiration as you refer to “this rather obscure work” in a deep, philosophical tone, while secretly wondering how many pages you can flip through before you need to fake a phone call. It’s the perfect companion for existential crises or for those moments when you wish to feel intellectually superior while still being comfortably ensconced in your armchair. But what exactly can you expect from this delightful artefact of 1960s academia? Here’s a brief overview of its offerings: A loose interpretation of Aristotle’s theories that might leave you questioning who really was the master of logic. A charming collection of outdated illustrations, because every philosophical discussion deserves a dash of kitsch. Footnotes that may or may not include references to popular culture from the year 1967, which could be quite enlightening—or entirely baffling. An index that is as unfocused as a student cramming for finals. Random musings from Cyril and Maurice that could have been deep thoughts or just the result of too much tea. Condition: Good. This book has seen a few years and perhaps a few too many philosophical debates over tea, but it remains sturdy enough to withstand the weight of your existential dread. The covers show signs of enthusiastic handling, and the pages have a slight yellowing that could be mistaken for ancient parchment, or just a sign that it’s been around the block a few times. Expect a few dog-eared pages and the occasional margin note that may or may not reveal the previous owner’s take on the meaning of life. So, if you are in the market for a book that straddles the line between profundity and perplexity, or if you just want to claim you’ve read Aristotle without the hassle of actually deciphering his originals, then look no further. Join the ranks of those who have embraced the quirky charm of “Aristotle” by Cyril Winn and Maurice Jacks, available exclusively at Crappy Old Books. Because why not elevate your library with a touch of irony and a pinch of philosophical chaos? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2857/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aristotle-apr-2025.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Library of Educational Thought no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2856 Crossing Londons Rivers by John Pudney In an era when bell-bottoms swayed like the Thames in a gentle breeze, John Pudney set out to navigate the murky waters of London’s rivers—not with a boat, mind you, but with a pen that dripped with the ink of nostalgia and a splash of irreverence. “Crossing London’s Rivers,” published in 1972 by JM Dent, is a literary expedition that invites readers to meander through the less-charted tributaries of the British capital, where each page promises to be as unpredictable as the weather on a Monday morning. Hardback. Dustcover is slighly dogged with old cellotape around edges. Book is also slightly warped, but its hardly noticable.Has 34 pictures. Picture it: a time when the world was still trying to make sense of disco and the three-day week, and Pudney, with his tweed jacket and a penchant for pithy observations, decided it was high time someone wrote a love letter to the lesser-known waterways of London. This book isn’t just a travelogue; it’s a quirky homage to the often overlooked, those watery veins that pulse beneath the urban sprawl, like the secret life of the city itself. One can only imagine the tea-fueled brainstorming sessions that led to the musings contained within these pages—were there biscuits involved? Were the biscuits even digestives? As you turn these pages, prepare yourself for a potpourri of irony, whimsy, and the occasional existential crisis. Pudney’s prose is as refreshing as a cool breeze on a sultry summer’s day, guiding you through a kaleidoscope of anecdotes, historical tangents, and perhaps a bemused look at the absurdity of life alongside a river that, let’s face it, is probably more famous for its fog than its fish. It’s a bit like the London Eye: you think you know what you’re getting into, but as you ascend, you discover there’s so much more to see from a different angle. Readers will be whisked away through moments of unexpected profundity and perhaps a whimsical encounter with a duck or two, because who doesn’t enjoy a poetic rhapsody about waterfowl? Each chapter appears to promise a leisurely stroll along the banks, only to take an unexpected plunge into the abyss of philosophical musing, leaving you wondering if you should really be taking life so seriously. Is the river a metaphor for life? Or just a convenient spot for a sandwich? You’ll have to read to find out. One can’t help but admire Pudney’s ability to weave together the past and present—a delightful tapestry of nostalgia that makes you wish you could don a bowler hat and stroll alongside the Thames in search of lost time, while muttering to yourself about how things were better back in the day. He invites you to relish the small things, like the sound of water against stone or the sight of a rogue shopping trolley making its home in a quiet corner of a neglected riverbank. You’ll find your mind wandering, not unlike a wayward swan, as you ponder the mysteries of urban life. Condition: Good, which is a euphemism for “this book has seen things.” Expect the pages to be slightly yellowed, possibly with a hint of the crumbs from a long-forgotten biscuit, but that just adds to its charm. The spine is intact, which is impressive given the number of times it has undoubtedly been opened and perused in search of literary enlightenment or a quick chuckle. It has the right amount of creases—like a well-travelled suitcase, it bears the marks of its journey and the adventures that await you within. So, if you find yourself yearning for a literary trip down London’s waterways, perhaps while ignoring the existential weight of modern life, then “Crossing London’s Rivers” is the perfect companion. Just remember to bring your sense of humour, a sturdy pair of wellingtons, and a slight willingness to question why you’re reading a book about rivers when there’s a perfectly good television waiting for your attention. Head over to Crappy Old Books and grab your copy today; after all, who wouldn’t want to wade through John Pudney’s musings on the hidden gems of London’s aquatic arteries? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2856/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crossing-londons-rivers-apr-2025.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent 9780460040006 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2855 Night of the Avenger by Nick Carter In a time when disco ruled and bell-bottoms flourished, Nick Carter’s "Night of the Avenger" struts onto the literary dance floor like a heroic John Travolta in a leather jacket—though we suspect the only thing shiny about this book is its cover. First published in the halcyon days of 1974 by Award Books, this little-known masterpiece promises to be a literary experience that may or may not involve actual avenging. Readers might find themselves questioning the motives of the mysterious protagonist, if only because the title suggests he may be rather fond of nightfall and vigilante justice. Prepare for a journey that will leave you wondering if you should have just stayed in with that rerun of "Doctor Who." Set against a backdrop of unbridled chaos and questionable fashion choices, our hero—who is neither a caped crusader nor a clichéd anti-hero—seems to spend an inordinate amount of time contemplating the finer points of life while engaging in a series of mildly questionable activities. Is he avenging or just running a late-night errand? We may never know. In true Carter style, the prose is peppered with enough irony to fuel a small bonfire, and each page might lead you to ponder the reason for your own existence, or at the very least, your choice of reading material. One cannot help but marvel at the profound decisions made by the characters, which range from the stupendous to the ludicrous. Will our protagonist don a mask that’s more likely to scare children than strike fear into villains? Will he engage in dialogues that sound suspiciously like they were lifted from a poorly scripted soap opera? The possibilities are endless and utterly delightful, a bit like attending an awkward family reunion where everyone’s wearing costumes from a different decade. For fans of the absurd and the adventurous, this book offers a veritable buffet of delights, or perhaps a rather confusing potluck where you’re not quite sure what you’re eating. The dialogue sparkles with wit, even if you sometimes wish it had been a little more restrained, and the plot twists may leave you in a state of mild bewilderment. If you’ve ever wanted to read a book that feels like a rollercoaster ride through a funhouse, with mirrors that only sometimes reflect reality, then hold onto your hats—this one’s for you. Condition: Good. A physical manifestation of “good enough,” this copy has seen some things and survived to tell the tale. Expect dog-eared pages, a few lovingly placed coffee stains, and the occasional margin note that might make you wonder if the previous owner was contemplating the meaning of life or merely doodling. Still, it’s a sturdy offering, likely to withstand the kind of existential crises one often encounters during late-night reading sessions. And what’s more, if you enjoy a good dose of irony with your literary adventures, "Night of the Avenger" won’t disappoint. It’s the perfect book to read aloud at a dinner party where you’re secretly wishing to offend everyone, or perhaps just to be the talking point at your next social gathering, where you can nod knowingly and say, "Oh yes, I’ve read that one. It’s quite the experience." So grab your copy, lean back into your armchair, and prepare for an evening filled with questionable choices—both in literature and in life. Available at Crappy Old Books, where the motto is "not all books have to be good, but they should definitely be interesting." Find your next odd literary adventure today and remember: sometimes, the crappier the book, the better the story you can tell about it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2855/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/night-of-the-avenger-apr-2025.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Award Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2854 Gollantz - London - Paris - Milan by Naomi Jacob If you’ve ever wondered what goes through the mind of someone who boldly declares “London – Paris – Milan” in the title of their literary work, then Naomi Jacob’s 1965 opus, *Gollantz*, might just be your ticket to a world where fashion and farce collide. This book is more than a mere travelogue; it’s an invitation to a whirlwind tour of culture, style, and the occasional existential crisis experienced at tea time. Buckle up your berets and hold onto your bowler hats, dear reader, for a most peculiar journey awaits. Published by Arrow Books during a time when the world was positively buzzing with the thrill of mod fashion and the tail-end of the Swinging Sixties, *Gollantz* struts onto the literary stage with all the confidence of a catwalk model in a strikingly avant-garde ensemble. But don’t let the title fool you; this isn’t just an exploration of three cities known for their unique charm and culinary delights. Oh no, it’s much more than that. It’s a literary cocktail mixed with equal parts absurdity and insight, garnished with a twist of irony that will leave you both pondering and chuckling. Our heroine, or perhaps anti-heroine, navigates the dizzying heights and depths of these metropolitan marvels, encountering an array of characters that range from the fabulously eccentric to the blatantly mundane. Will she find true love amidst the glossy magazine ads in Milan, or will she succumb to the tragic fate of the literary trope of unrequited affection while sipping overpriced coffee in Paris? You’ll be compelled to turn the pages as you unearth these pressing questions, or perhaps just to see how many more metaphors can be crammed into a single chapter. Moreover, Naomi Jacob’s writing offers a fascinating commentary on the cultural zeitgeist of the time. With a flair and verve that could only result from the alchemical mixture of post-war optimism and pre-disco ennui, she delivers a narrative that is as unpredictable as a London fog. Readers will find themselves laughing out loud in public places, much to the chagrin of passers-by, as they encounter Jacob’s uniquely British brand of wit and whimsy. Now, let’s not forget the added allure of vintage book collecting. This particular copy, sold as “Good” condition by Crappy Old Books, may show signs of previous love—perhaps a smudge of a forgotten tea stain or a dog-eared page that whispers tales of its former life. It’s a book that beckons you to embrace its quirks, much like the eccentric characters it portrays. After all, who wouldn’t want to own a piece of literary history that bears the fingerprints of readers who came before? You might just discover that these imperfections add to its charm, much like the creases in a well-worn pair of loafers. Consider the following attractions of *Gollantz*: A masterclass in navigating the complexities of urban life through the lens of fashion faux pas. A cast of characters that may or may not remind you of people you’ve met on holiday—both the delightful and the utterly insufferable. Subtly woven social commentary that may leave you questioning your own life choices (or at least your choice of coffee). Paragraphs that occasionally resemble streams of consciousness, providing ample opportunity for spirited debates about the meaning of life over a cup of Earl Grey. Charming anecdotes that might just inspire your very own globe-trotting escapades—or at least a visit to your nearest café). In conclusion, Naomi Jacob’s *Gollantz - London - Paris - Milan* is a quirky romp through three iconic cities, offering a delightful blend of laughter and introspection. It’s a testament to the unpredictability of life and literature, one that dares you to ask, “What would I wear if I were gallivanting through Europe?” So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to embark on an adventure that’s both ironical and profoundly relatable all at once. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2854/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gollantz-london-paris-milan-apr-2025.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2850 Commentary on Age by Kenneth Walker Ah, the 1950s—a decade where the world was torn between the thrill of rock ‘n’ roll and the terrifying prospect of nuclear fallout. Kenneth Walker, presumably with a monocle and a pipe, decided to pen his thoughts in a tome aptly named "Commentary on Age." One can only speculate that this work seeks to unravel the mysteries of aging, perhaps with the same finesse as a cat trying to unravel a ball of yarn. This book is not merely a commentary; it is a delightful struggle against the inevitable march of time, as if the author were trying to convince us all that aging is optional. Spoiler alert: it’s not. Hardback with mostly good dustcover, but it has some old cellotape to the top and bottom of spine. First edition. Mild aging inside (no pun intended) Published by Jonathan Cape—who, if memory serves, also produced several renowned literary works—it seems Walker’s musings on the subject of age are as much a reflection of the era as they are of his own existential crisis. One can imagine him seated in a smoky café, surrounded by the scent of despair and tobacco, furiously jotting down thoughts on wrinkles and wisdom, wondering if perhaps he was, in fact, too young to write such a book. In a world where youth was idolized, Walker’s ponderings might have been a revolutionary act of rebellion or an eccentric justification for his own aging process. Readers of this vintage volume can expect an eclectic mix of philosophical ruminations, snippets of dubious advice, and perhaps even an occasional jibe at those dreaded “youths” who dared to defy the principles of decorum. Will he argue that age is merely a number? Or will he wax poetic about the virtues of gray hair and bifocals? The possibilities are tantalizingly endless, and it would not be surprising if Walker’s commentary raises more questions than it answers, leaving us wondering why we even picked it up in the first place. One can only imagine the shelf life of this book among the classics of the literary canon. It’s certainly not something you’ll spot in your average book club, unless the theme is “Books That Make You Question Your Life Choices.” If you’re craving a stroll down memory lane punctuated by musings that oscillate between profound and perplexing, then this is the book for you—or maybe it isn’t. Who’s to say? At the very least, you can impress your friends with your eclectic literary tastes while secretly wondering how to hide the inevitable signs of aging from that pesky mirror. As our lives march forward with the relentless pace of time, Walker’s insights may strike you as both profound and utterly absurd. You might find yourself nodding in agreement one moment and scratching your head the next. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a bit of irony in their quest for wisdom? And what good is a commentary on age if it doesn’t age like a fine wine—or perhaps like a cheese left out in the sun for too long? Condition: This particular copy is in good condition, which means it’s seen some things—perhaps a few coffee rings and the occasional dog-eared page—but it’s still standing fairly straight and proud, despite its somewhat worn exterior. It has the character of a book that has lived through decades of conversations and contemplations. This isn’t just any copy; it’s a survivor, much like the subject matter it explores. So go ahead, present it as a gift to that special someone who insists they’re “aging gracefully” while simultaneously applying a suspiciously large amount of anti-aging cream. So if you’re feeling adventurous, or simply want to poke fun at the inevitable passage of time, venture into the whimsical world of Kenneth Walker’s "Commentary on Age." You might find yourself chuckling, cringing, or questioning your own life choices—all while knowing that at least you didn’t have to pay full price for it, thanks to Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2850/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/commentary-on-age-apr-2025.jpg 5.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2848 Dearest Andrew - Letters From V Sackville-West to Andrew Reiber 1951-1962 by Nancy MacKnight In the tumultuous decade of the 1950s, when tea was the social lubricant of choice and the Beatles were merely a glint in the eye of Merseybeat, Nancy MacKnight unearthed a treasure trove of correspondence between two literary heavyweights. This collection, “Dearest Andrew - Letters From V Sackville-West to Andrew Reiber 1951-1962,” is a delightful time capsule of highbrow banter, literary gossip, and the occasional spritz of scandalous gossip that could make a vicar blush. You may find yourself questioning who, exactly, Andrew Reiber was, while simultaneously wondering if his letters to V Sackville-West were lost in an unfortunate postal mishap, or if they simply don’t exist due to the ebb and flow of literary feuds. Either way, it’s all terribly fascinating. Very good condition hardback with good dustcover. Imagine, if you will, a world where letters were the primary means of communication, untouched by the scourge of social media. V, an eloquent wordsmith with an affinity for gardens and heartbreakingly beautiful prose, had a penchant for pouring her soul onto the page. Meanwhile, Andrew—whose very existence seems to oscillate between literary enigma and the world’s most patient friend—received these letters with the grace of a man who knows he’s in the presence of greatness. This collection is not just a series of written exchanges; it’s a window into a friendship interlaced with wit, wisdom, and perhaps a smidge of jealousy over literary accolades. As you leaf through the pages of this epistolary masterpiece, you may find yourself pondering the very nature of correspondence. Were they merely swapping pleasantries? Or was there an undercurrent of rivalry that would make the great literary duels of yore seem like a mere game of hopscotch? One can almost hear the rustle of V’s quill as she deftly navigates the treacherous waters of literary society, leaving no stone unturned in her pursuit of intellectual companionship—or was it merely a ploy to ensure her letters were the most captivating in the realm of British literature? Throughout this correspondence, expect to encounter delightful musings on a range of topics, including: The delicate art of maintaining one’s garden in the face of British weather. Endless debates over whether poetry is superior to prose, and what it means to have “literary integrity.” Secretive allusions to soirées that probably featured more gin than actual conversation. Reflections on the tragic intersection of love and literary ambition. V’s own melancholic notes that evoke the feeling of a rainy day in Bloomsbury. The real charm of this book lies not only in the words exchanged, but in the very act of reading such letters within the context of a rapidly changing world. While Britain was grappling with post-war malaise, V and Andrew were busy concocting a world of their own, filled with eloquent prose, clandestine meetings, and “dearest” sentiments that would make even the most hardened cynic shed a tear. The book serves as a poignant reminder that friendships can be forged not just through the spoken word, but through the ink that flows across paper, forever immortalizing moments that may have otherwise slipped through time’s fingers. Condition: Very Good. This copy boasts minimal wear—just a touch of the patina that comes with age and the faint scent of bygone tea stains. It’s practically begging to be read, especially by those who find the mundane marvelously intriguing. The binding is as tight as the secrets shared between V and Andrew, and the pages are crisp enough to summon the ghosts of literary giants past. You’ll find no dog-ears or unsightly marks, just the echoes of two souls navigating the labyrinth of intellect and emotion. As you delve into this delightful collection, you may come to realize that perhaps the essence of friendship lies not in grand declarations or the glitzy headlines of the day, but rather in the simple act of putting pen to paper. So, if you seek a whimsical jaunt through the musings of two delightful minds, look no further than “Dearest Andrew,” available through the charmingly unpretentious Crappy Old Books. Happy reading, and may your correspondence be as lively as V’s letters and as entertaining as Andrew’s elusive replies. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2848/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dearest-andrew-apr-2025.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph Ltd 9780718118235 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2847 Castles in the Air by Richard Coward Ah, the early ’90s, a time when people believed cassette tapes were the pinnacle of audio technology, and the phrase "let’s build castles in the air" was perhaps less poetic and more of a collective delusion. Enter Richard Coward, a name that—like the dusty corners of your grandparents’ attic—may not ring a bell, but could very well be the key to unlocking the whimsical nonsense of yesteryear. In *Castles in the Air*, Coward takes us on a surreal journey where reality bends and twists like a licorice allsort in a sock drawer. Hardback with near new dustcover. Looks unread. Published by the illustrious—and entirely self-referential—Richard and Erika Coward, this little tome is a testament to the creative ambitions of the ’90s, a decade that thought grunge was a fashion statement and that alternative literature could be scribbled on a napkin. Here you’ll find Coward’s musings on the absurd, the ethereal, and the outright peculiar—all elegantly wrapped in a cover that somehow manages to look both alien and familiar, like that one uncle who insists he’s a warlock. One could speculate that Coward was inspired by the great thinkers of his time, channeling the likes of Douglas Adams or even a very confused C.S. Lewis. Or perhaps Richard was merely a man who found himself with a typewriter, a cup of lukewarm tea, and an uncanny sense of the ridiculous. Whatever the case, this book aims to elevate the mundane to the extraordinary, as if suggesting that we might indeed construct our own castles in the air—if only we could remember where we left our tools. With chapters that might feature disgruntled clouds negotiating with optimistic rainbows and mice plotting the downfall of the cheese industry, *Castles in the Air* promises to tickle your imagination in ways you never knew were possible. Richard Coward deftly weaves together narratives that feel like overheard conversations at a very peculiar coffee shop, where each patron is more eccentric than the last, sipping espresso while discussing the merits of existential philosophy with a parakeet. In a world clamouring for the next big thing, Coward’s work serves as a reminder that perhaps the most significant stories are the ones we create ourselves—albeit with a side of farce and a sprinkle of absurdity. It’s a gentle nudge to look beyond the fabric of our daily lives and consider what it might mean to truly dream, even if that dream involves building a castle made of marshmallows on top of a rainbow. As you delve deeper, prepare yourself for a gallery of oddities, from philosophical ruminations hidden in footnotes barely legible (thanks to the squiggly fonts of the time) to whimsical illustrations that are as delightfully perplexing as a cat wearing a bowler hat. Coward’s style oscillates between the profound and the absurd, capturing the essence of a culture that was equal parts hopeful and hopeless. Condition: Good, yes, but “good” is a relative term here. The cover may feature the kind of spine-cracking wear that suggests someone had a rather passionate argument over its literary merits—likely while sipping a cup of tea that was far too hot. The pages have maintained their integrity despite the odds, with only faint signs of having been held by someone who perhaps mistook it for an actual castle blueprint. If you’re looking for pristine, you’ll find better luck at a royal estate sale. So, if you’re seeking a read that will transport you to the peculiar realms of imagination without the need for a boarding pass or a safety briefing, look no further. *Castles in the Air* is your ticket to a world where the absurd reigns supreme, and where you might just find yourself contemplating your own castle in the air. Grab this delightful little oddity at Crappy Old Books and prepare for an adventure that is as enlightening as it is delightfully bizarre. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2847/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/castles-in-the-air-apr-2025.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Richard and Erika Coward 9780951501931 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2846 Merlins Mistake by Robert Newman Once upon a time, in a realm not too far removed from the dusty shelves of your local second-hand bookshop, a rather peculiar volume emerged from the ether. "Merlins Mistake," written by the whimsically witty Robert Newman in the far-off year of 1971, beckons modern readers with a siren’s call of nostalgia and unrelenting quirkiness. One can’t help but wonder if Merlin himself, that legendary wizard of yore, would find this book to be an egregious error on his part—perhaps his finest misstep to date. Hardback with nice dust jacket, with couple of slight tears, one to front that can be seen in image. Published by Hutchinson Junior Books, a company surely founded by well-meaning adults who fancied themselves sages in the realm of juvenile literature, this tome offers a glimpse into a world where magic meets the mundane. The cover, a delightful kaleidoscope of hues that look like they were borrowed from an overly enthusiastic painter’s palette, hints at adventures that may or may not involve spell-casting mishaps, enchanted creatures, and a good deal of muddled logic. If only Merlin had been able to consult this book before making his fateful blunders, he might have opted for a career in knitting instead of sorcery. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering the many mistakes that could occur in a world governed by whimsy and half-baked spells. What would happen if a wizard accidentally turned his cat into a loaf of bread? Or perhaps if a spell meant to summon a heroic knight ended up conjuring a rather confused chicken? Such are the profound questions that "Merlins Mistake" dares to ask, while you simultaneously try to decipher if the author was genuinely serious or merely having a laugh at the expense of both himself and his readers. The characters within this enchanting volume may leave you questioning their sanity, as they wobble between the absurd and the profound, much like a toddler on a sugar high. You might encounter the daft apprentice, whose only talent appears to be turning the pages of this book rather than conjuring anything remotely magical. And then there’s the wise old sage who prefers doing crossword puzzles to actual wisdom—because who needs enlightenment when you’ve got a pencil and a slightly dog-eared newspaper? Each character, as consistently baffling as they are amusing, contributes to the delightful chaos that ensues. And what would a whimsical tale be without a healthy dose of irony? In the world of "Merlins Mistake," you will find that the misadventures of wizards are not just a form of entertainment but a harsh commentary on the unpredictability of life itself. Are we all just bumbling magicians in our own right, fumbling through our days, hoping to conjure a little success between the blunders? The book seems to ask, and yet, it does so while you chuckle at the ridiculousness of it all. Condition: Good - or so the label claims, which may or may not be an elaborate ruse on the part of Crappy Old Books. The spine is creased, the pages slightly yellowed, and a rogue tea stain might hint at its previous owner’s rather ambitious idea of reading it while balancing a cup of Earl Grey. But does that not add character? Indeed, this is not merely a book; it is a time capsule of literary misfits that have weathered years of neglect only to emerge with stories begging to be told (again, and again, perhaps over a cozy cup of something warm). The back cover, adorned with faded endorsements from critics long forgotten, might make you wonder if anyone ever really read this book or simply admired it from a distance. You might even surmise that it was the kind of book people purchased to impress their friends with its quirky title instead of actually turning the pages. Yet here it is, waiting patiently for a new audience, inviting you to experience its delightful absurdities. If you’re in the market for a whimsical adventure filled with magical miscalculations, or if you simply enjoy unearthing the treasures of yesteryear, "Merlins Mistake" promises to deliver in spades. So why not take a chance? After all, as the legendary wizard might say, “A mistake is merely an opportunity for an even greater absurdity.” Snatch it up today, courtesy of the fine folks at Crappy Old Books, and prepare to be entertained—or at the very least, mildly bemused. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2846/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/merlins-mistake-apr-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson Junior Books 9780091054809 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2845 My Cousin Rachel by Daphne du Maurier A spellbinding tale of suspicion, obsession, and irresistible allure... When young Philip Ashley’s beloved guardian dies under mysterious circumstances, all fingers point toward the enigmatic and beautiful cousin Rachel. Summoned from Italy to the wild Cornish coast, Rachel’s arrival casts a hypnotic spell over Philip — but is she a grieving widow, or a calculating murderess? As he falls deeper under her thrall, Philip wrestles with doubt, desire, and the dark secrets that may lie hidden behind her beguiling smile. In My Cousin Rachel, Daphne du Maurier masterfully weaves a haunting story of love, betrayal, and the dangers of trusting appearances. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2845/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-cousin-rachel-apr-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330241410 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2844 Follow the Fugitive by Dorothy Ison In a world where the only thing more elusive than a good cup of tea is a straightforward plot, Dorothy Ison’s 1970 masterpiece, "Follow the Fugitive," emerges like a slightly soggy biscuit at the bottom of a teacup. Set against the charmingly chaotic backdrop of mid-century confusion, this novel spins an intricate web of intrigue that even a cat chasing a laser pointer would struggle to follow. With its Arrow Books imprint, the vibe is decidedly vintage, as if it knows something you don’t—like that you probably shouldn’t have spent your last fiver on it, but here we are. What makes "Follow the Fugitive" truly captivating is its brilliant ability to make you question the very nature of reality—or at least the nature of your decision-making skills when it comes to book shopping. Is the fugitive a metaphor for lost socks, existential dread, or perhaps the quest for a decent biscuit? One can only speculate, as Ison’s prose dances delicately between clarity and the poetic haze of a caffeine-fueled existential crisis. Our unnamed protagonist finds themselves embroiled in a series of events so convoluted that even a seasoned detective would throw up their hands and order a pint instead. Is it a case of mistaken identity? A chase that leads to an unexpectedly tragic tea party? Or perhaps a critique of society’s obsession with following trends, all while sidestepping the more pertinent issues like why the milk always seems to go sour after a particularly rainy day? The answers, my friend, lie somewhere in this curious tome, if you can manage to distinguish the answers from the random musings of a possibly mad author. As readers embark on this journey—if we can even call it that—they may find themselves swept up in a narrative that feels like a roundabout with no exit. The prose is rich and full of quirk, leading us through a labyrinth of odd characters that include a disgraced librarian and a cat named Sir Whiskers, who may or may not hold the key to the entire mystery. One can only hope that by the end of it, you will have not only followed the fugitive but also taken a few detours into the bizarre and the utterly nonsensical. Condition: This copy, lovingly sold by Crappy Old Books, is in good condition, which is like being told your half-eaten scone is still edible. Some yellowing of the pages adds a delightful touch of authenticity—a visual reminder that this book has seen things, urban legends, and many a rainy afternoon. The spine is slightly cracked, as if to say, “I’ve been through a lot, but I’m still standing.” The cover features an illustration that could only be described as “intriguingly baffling,” evoking the feeling that you might actually be better off reading the ingredients on a cereal box instead. For those brave enough to delve into Ison’s world, expect more questions than answers, as well as a lingering sense of disbelief that you ever thought this book would make sense. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys a literary puzzle—particularly one that leaves them puzzled and potentially questioning their life choices. In a time when books were thick with the scent of paper and ink, "Follow the Fugitive" sits comfortably on the shelf next to your collection of “What Was I Thinking?” novels. It’s a quirky relic, a testament to the idea that sometimes, the real treasure is the confusion we encounter along the way. So grab your cuppa, sit back, and prepare for a read that may just lead you to rethink everything you thought you knew about literature—and potentially, about the fugitive that the title may or may not refer to. Whether you’re a collector of the absurd, a lover of the strangely profound, or simply happen upon this book in a second-hand shop, remember to appreciate the delightful randomness that “Follow the Fugitive” brings to your life. After all, where else could you find a novel that feels as lost as you do after a long day of work? Only at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2844/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/follow-the-fugative-apr-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780090044108 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2843 The Story of Egypt by Joann Fletcher Imagine, if you will, a world where pharaohs ruled with an iron fist wrapped in linen, cats were revered as deities, and the pyramids were not just architectural wonders but rather the ultimate real estate investment. Enter Joann Fletcher’s "The Story of Egypt," a delightfully ambitious tome that promises to whisk you away on a chariot ride through the annals of Ancient Egyptian history—minus the overly dramatic soundtrack and questionable CGI effects. This 2017 masterpiece from Pegasus Books is a treasure trove of knowledge, drowning in a sea of papyrus scrolls, but without the pesky requirement of a time machine. As you flip through its pages, you may find yourself pondering the critical questions of our time: Was Cleopatra truly as enigmatic as historians claim, or was she merely a savvy political player with an exceptional skincare routine? Did the Nile really overflow with the tears of unwitting subjects, or was it just an unfortunate plumbing issue? Fletcher deftly navigates these waters, offering a rich tapestry of stories that dance around the truth like a particularly sprightly mummy escaping its wrappings. But don’t be deceived into thinking this book is just another dry recounting of dates and names. Oh, no! Fletcher has managed to inject a sense of whimsy and personal flair into the historical narrative. Each chapter feels like a conversation with your most eccentric yet amusingly knowledgeable friend, the one who insists on correcting you about the proper pronunciation of ‘Karnak’ at every opportunity. You may find yourself laughing out loud at her cheeky asides about the less-than-glamorous aspects of life along the Nile, like the occasional plague of locusts that tended to ruin outdoor soirées. If you enjoy a sprinkling of irony with your history, you’ll love the way Fletcher juxtaposes the grandeur of ancient monuments with the decidedly less dignified quirks of daily life. She explores everything from the peculiarities of ancient cuisine—hint: garlic was all the rage—to beauty rituals that make your average Instagram influencer seem downright low-maintenance. Why have a simple spa day, when you can slather yourself in crocodile dung instead? Who wouldn’t want to try that, right? Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the book’s condition, which is described as “Good.” This rather optimistic assessment suggests that while the spine may exhibit the battle scars of reading (and perhaps a slight coffee stain or two), the pages remain intact and free from the sort of malevolent dog-earing that might cause bibliophiles to clutch their hearts in horror. One might say it’s as good as an ancient Egyptian artifact—minus the whole “being thousands of years old” part. Condition: Good, which in the book world translates to “the edges may be a bit dog-eared, but it hasn’t been used as a doorstop or a makeshift coffee table.” This book has survived the trials of time (and possibly a slightly overzealous book club) and is still eager to infiltrate your bookshelf. It’s a perfect companion for those long afternoons when you find yourself staring at the ceiling, wondering how exactly pyramid schemes started. As you embark on this promising journey through time, prepare to be both educated and entertained. Who knew learning about ancient civilizations could provide such a delightful escape from the mundane? If you find yourself enchanted, don’t forget to share your newfound knowledge at the next dinner party or awkward social gathering; your friends will be both impressed and mildly concerned about your sudden obsession with hieroglyphics. So, grab your copy of "The Story of Egypt," and join the ranks of those who appreciate the delightful absurdities of history. Just remember to thank Crappy Old Books for giving you the chance to finally uncover the hilarity hidden beneath the sands of time. After all, who wouldn’t want to regale friends with tales of ancient Egyptian shenanigans? It’s bound to be a conversation starter—or at least a good excuse for a drink. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2843/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-egypt-apr-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pegasus Books 9781681774565 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2842 Collected Poems 1925-1948 by Louis MacNeice Ah, "Collected Poems 1925-1948" by Louis MacNeice, the kind of book that sits on a shelf looking both profound and slightly dusty, as if it were contemplating life while regretting its choice of friends. Published in the grand year of 1954 by the illustrious Faber & Faber, this tome is a veritable time capsule, capturing the essence of post-war ennui, nostalgia, and that peculiar British tendency to wax poetic about the weather while simultaneously grumbling about it. If you fancy yourself a modern-day bard or simply someone who enjoys the occasional existential musing in a quaint café with a slightly overpriced cup of Earl Grey, this collection will surely delight your inner daydreamer. Very nice book, hard back, with very good dust cover (slight tear on spine about 1 inch long). MacNeice’s work meanders through themes of love, identity, and the curious little details of life that most of us overlook. It’s as though he took a stroll through the streets of 1920s London, jotted down his observations on the back of a bus ticket, and then thought, “Ah, splendid! I’ll make this a career.” His verses encapsulate the swirling chaos of the world around him, all while maintaining a certain British stiff upper lip. Expect to be challenged, bewildered, and perhaps even bemused as you explore his rich tapestry of language, which is as intricate as a lace doily, albeit one that might have been half-finished in a dimly lit sitting room. What’s most intriguing about MacNeice’s collection is the sheer diversity of styles and moods. One moment you’ll be swept into a dream-like reverie, and the next, you’ll find yourself grounded by the stark realities of life, much like a sudden shower on a sunny day. Each poem is a delightful little conundrum, demanding your attention yet allowing you the option to nod in agreement or simply scratch your head in mild confusion. The reader is left wondering whether they are in the presence of a poetic genius or simply a man with an overabundance of time and a penchant for quirkiness. Yet, don’t be fooled. This is not just any collection of verse; this is MacNeice’s life wrapped in words, structured with a certain nonchalance. You might find his reflections on the absurdity of human existence to be eerily relatable—or perhaps a tad too relatable, like that friend who insists on sharing every detail of their latest breakup while you’re just trying to enjoy your scone. Still, it’s a journey worth embarking on, even if it occasionally feels like navigating a particularly perplexing roundabout. For those who appreciate a touch of irony in their literary diet, MacNeice’s work serves up a platter filled with rich irony and sardonic wit. He has a knack for making the mundane feel magnificent, all while poking fun at the very notion of artistic pretentiousness. It’s as if he’s whispering to the reader, “Yes, I know this is a bit much, but just roll with it. It’s all part of the experience.” Condition: Good. This book has seen its share of hands, each one perhaps pausing to ponder the depths of MacNeice’s contemplations or, more likely, to consider whether they’d prefer a biscuit or a slice of cake with their tea. The pages are filled with the delicate whispers of time, aging gracefully, yet still eager to share their wisdom with anyone brave enough to crack the spine. The cover shows signs of a life well-lived: creases, a few smudges, and the faint aroma of a thousand contemplative afternoons. So, dear reader, if you’re looking to expand your literary horizons and indulge in some delightful poetic meanderings, then look no further. This collection is not merely a book; it’s an invitation to engage with the quirkiness of life itself, wrapped in the musings of a poet who could turn the most banal observations into profound reflections. Grab your own copy from Crappy Old Books, and perhaps pair it with a tepid cup of tea and an air of pretentiousness—you won’t regret it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2842/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collected-poems-1925-1948-apr2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber & Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2840 The Mint by TE Lawrence Ah, behold "The Mint," a title that tantalizes the senses and tickles the intellectual fancy, penned by the illustrious T.E. Lawrence, known more for his daring escapades than for minting fresh literature. This 1962 masterpiece, brought to you by the ever-so-reliable Panther, is not about gardening or the culinary arts, but rather a labyrinthine exploration of the peculiarities of military life, or perhaps the minting of soldiers themselves—just how one might go about turning ordinary chaps into extraordinary war-hardened men, all while sporting a rather dapper uniform. Slightly squashed spine, but binding still strong. One might find themselves wondering if Lawrence, often heralded as “Lawrence of Arabia,” took a brief detour from his desert escapades to dabble in the minty fresh breeze of the English countryside—or perhaps he simply deemed it necessary to reflect on the ‘freshness’ of those who served under his command. This book appears to be a whimsical blend of memoir and metaphor, dressed in the garb of a military treatise; an oddity, indeed. It’s as if he sat down one day with a cup of tea and a dash of existential dread, pondering the finer nuances of life in the ranks, all while knowing he was destined for something greater than just a casual jaunt through the mint patch. As you leaf through these pages, expect an eclectic mix of dry wit and piercing insight that may require a strong cup of Yorkshire tea to fully appreciate. Lawrence’s prose dances between the absurd and the profound, like a soldier trying to navigate a minefield while simultaneously reciting Shakespeare. For those seeking tales of grand heroics, be warned: this isn’t a straightforward account but rather a labyrinthine exploration of the human psyche wrapped in military garb and a dash of irony. Think of it as the literary equivalent of a surprise mint in your pocket—a refreshing, yet unexpected twist. Within these pages, readers may encounter such delightful nuggets as: The meticulous observation of drill routines that would bore even the most patient of souls. Philosophical ruminations that may induce a mental stretch akin to that of a cat post-nap. Moments of camaraderie that reveal the deep bonds formed in the trenches, or perhaps at the tea station. Pithy commentary on authority that could easily be mistaken for modern-day Twitter musings. Reflections on the absurdity of war that might have sparked a chuckle or two, had that not been entirely inappropriate. Condition: Good, which is to say the cover shows signs of wear, possibly from being passed around among friends who were either too curious or too bored—an age-old conundrum. The pages are a delightful shade of yellowing, reminiscent of an old postcard from the 1960s, and the text remains remarkably intact; though a few sentences may have been underlined by a previous owner, perhaps as a desperate attempt to extract some wisdom from the snarky prose. In the grand scheme of second-hand literary treasures, "The Mint" stands as a peculiar yet compelling addition to your shelf—an invitation to ponder the lighter side of the human condition, even when dressed in drab military attire. So grab your cup of Earl Grey and settle in, for this is no ordinary read; it’s a curious jaunt through the mind of a literary soldier, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the strange and the quirky come together like tea and biscuits—unexpected yet utterly delightful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2840/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mint-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2838 The Cocktail Party by TS Eliot Welcome to the soiree of the century, a gathering that promises to be as bewildering as it is pretentious! T.S. Eliot’s "The Cocktail Party" is a delightful concoction of highbrow witticisms and existential musings, served up in a glass of mid-20th century British theatre. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to sip a gin and tonic while contemplating the absurdities of life, this play is your new best friend — or your worst enemy, depending on your tolerance for irony and social niceties. In a world where the cocktail hour is sacred, Eliot presents a cast of characters who dance around their own emotional truths with all the grace of a tipsy ballerina. Here, you’ll find a mélange of well-heeled guests, each with their own neuroses and secrets lurking just beneath the surface, like olives muddled at the bottom of a glass. The dialogue is sharp, the atmosphere thick with unspoken tension, and the punchlines? Well, they may just leave you pondering the meaning of existence—or reaching for another drink. What’s more delightful is how Eliot takes the mundane act of socializing and elevates it to an existential examination. Is this a mere party, or a microcosm of the human condition? Is the punchbowl filled with cocktails, or with the bitter dregs of unfulfilled dreams? The answers are as elusive as a good bartender on a busy night. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you may even find yourself questioning whether you’re at the right gathering—or even at the right moment in your life. As you navigate through the labyrinthine conversations and the clinking of glasses, one can’t help but admire Eliot’s ability to blend the profound with the ridiculous. Could it be that the true cocktail party lies not in the physical realm, but in the cocktail of ideas, fears, and desires we all carry around? Or perhaps it’s simply a failed soirée where everyone is too busy trying to impress to realize they’ve forgotten the hors d’oeuvres. Either way, the drinks are undoubtedly flowing, and the existential angst is palpable! But worry not, dear reader, for amidst the chaos, Eliot sprinkles his signature literary flair throughout, crafting lines that might just make you raise your glass in a toast to the absurdity of it all. You may even find yourself engaging in heated debates about the meaning of life with guests at your own cocktail parties, armed with quotes from this very play that you now claim to understand like an old friend. Condition: The book is categorized as ‘Good,’ which, in the world of second-hand literature, could mean anything from slightly dog-eared pages to a cover that looks like it’s seen better days — perhaps at a different cocktail party altogether. Fear not, though, for the text remains legible and the essence of Eliot’s genius intact, like a fine wine that has aged just enough to take the edge off its initial acidity. A cocktail of philosophical musings served with a twist of irony A cast of characters that might just remind you of the last party you regretted attending Dialogue sharp enough to cut through the fog of small talk Perfect for those who enjoy pondering life’s great questions while nursing a drink Ideal reading for when you need to impress your friends with your literary prowess So, grab your shaker and prepare to stir the pot, or at least your gin, as you delve into the delightful insanity of "The Cocktail Party." It’s a play that serves up both laughter and introspection in equal measure, all while reminding us that social gatherings can sometimes be more about the cocktails than the company. And remember, for all your quirky literary needs, look no further than Crappy Old Books — where the treasure is often hidden beneath layers of well-loved pages! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2838/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cocktail-party-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2837 Eyeless in Gaza by Aldous Huxley In Eyeless in Gaza, Aldous Huxley crafts one of his most ambitious and searching novels, a profound exploration of love, war, disillusionment, and the quest for meaning. Told through a fragmented, non-linear narrative, the story follows Anthony Beavis — a man of privilege, intellect, and emotional detachment — as he navigates a life marked by personal betrayals, spiritual yearning, and the devastating upheavals of the early twentieth century. As Anthony confronts his past and struggles toward a more compassionate way of living, Huxley weaves a rich tapestry of ideas, exposing the emptiness beneath modern life and searching for the possibility of redemption. Brilliant, unsettling, and deeply human, Eyeless in Gaza stands as a masterwork of psychological insight and philosophical depth. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2837/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eyeless-in-gaza-apr-2025.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140010503 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2834 The Golden Sovereign by Richard Church Behold! A relic from 1957, when the world was still trying to figure out how to wear cravats without looking like an unfortunate parrot. Presenting "The Golden Sovereign," a title that conjures images of regal pomp and perhaps a royal corgi or two, penned by the enigmatic Richard Church, whose penchant for literary gold was only outshone by his ability to remain unbothered by the existential crises of his contemporaries. This volume, published by William Heinemann—a name that might evoke a respectable house of literary anecdotes—promises a reading experience rife with the sort of British charm that feels simultaneously quaint and slightly unsettling. Hardback with reasonable dustcover. Spine is slightly squashed, but the binding etc is all good. What can one expect from the pages of a book that sounds as though it could have served as an instructional manual for gilding one’s garden gnomes? Well, dear reader, brace yourself for a rollicking journey through the minds of characters who may or may not be aware that they are part of a story. It’s a quirky tapestry woven with threads of irony, sarcasm, and the occasional existential dread. Each page seems to echo the sentiment that life is a series of unfortunate vignettes punctuated by awkward tea parties—an insight that could only be truly appreciated with a biscuit in hand and an air of genteel resignation. Now, let’s address the elephant in the room—the concept of a “Golden Sovereign.” Is it a metaphor for the fleeting nature of power? A whimsical take on currency? Or perhaps a clever ruse to distract us from the fact that we’ve all misplaced our sense of direction? Church’s ability to dissect human folly with the precision of a skilled surgeon while simultaneously winking at the reader leaves one wondering if they are laughing with him or at themselves. Throughout the narrative, expect to encounter a delightful assortment of characters, each more bemusing than the last. There are the blustering aristocrats, the hapless but endearing commoners, and perhaps the odd talking animal—though we can’t guarantee it won’t just be a particularly verbose pigeon. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering profound questions such as: “Is there life beyond the second-hand bookshop?” and “Who knew a book could smell so much like stale Earl Grey?” Condition: Good. This book has survived the test of time, much like those questionable fashion choices your parents made in the ’70s. The spine is still intact, though it seems to have picked up a few tales of its own along the way—mostly involving minor indignities like being stored next to a particularly pungent cheese in a damp cellar. The pages, while yellowing with age, still possess that delightful crackle that makes each turn feel like uncovering a secret from the past, or at least the remains of last night’s takeaway. If you’re pondering whether this book is a must-have for your collection, consider this list of compelling reasons to add it to your shelf of neglected literary companions: A perfect conversation piece for your next gathering of bewildered intellectuals. It doubles as an excellent paperweight, especially useful during gusty weather. Ideal for when you need a distraction from those existential musings at 3 AM. A splendid way to impress your houseguests who think they know everything about British literature. Can be used to elevate the aesthetic of your slightly shabby yet charming reading nook. So, whether you’re an aficionado of mid-century literature or merely trying to fill the void left by the absence of your sock drawer, "The Golden Sovereign" is a tantalisingly absurd addition to your collection. Remember, you’re not just buying a book; you’re acquiring a piece of history, complete with the dust-caked wisdom of the ages, all thanks to Crappy Old Books. A purchase you won’t regret—until you inevitably do. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2834/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-golden-soveriegn-apr-2025.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2833 The Nunns Story by Kathryn Hulme In a world that often prioritizes the latest celebrity gossip and the insipid drama of reality TV, it’s a delight to unearth a tome like "The Nunns Story" by Kathryn Hulme. Published in 1959 by Pan Books—because, what better way to bring the sacred and the secular together than through the magic of mid-century paper?—this literary relic invites you to explore the complex intersection of faith, identity, and the occasional existential crisis, all while gracefully dodging the trivialities of modern life. I have repairs the lower spine area with paper and glue so its in a quite stable, but repaied condition. Imagine a time when the most scandalous thing you could possibly stumble upon in a book was not an obscure plot twist but rather a nun contemplating her vows during a particularly gripping evening of knitting. "The Nunns Story" is that rare breed of literary experience that straddles the line between piety and perplexity, leaving the reader both enlightened and slightly bewildered, much like a Sunday sermon that unexpectedly veers into a discussion about the virtues of crochet. As you crack open this fascinating narrative, you may be naturally inclined to ponder the following vital questions: What was it like to don a wimple? Were there hidden nuns’ clubs where members shared gossip while sipping tea out of porcelain cups? And most importantly, how does one reconcile a life of serenity with the nagging urge to binge-watch the latest Netflix documentary? Spoiler: they probably don’t, but that’s where the charm lies! In this delightful exploration of convent life, you’ll encounter a cast of characters who are as intriguing as they are cloistered. From the head nun who could probably give MasterChef contestants a run for their money with her divine soufflé, to the rebellious sister who might just be plotting an escape to join a rock band (because who doesn’t love a good plot twist?), each character adds depth to a narrative already rich in layers. The reader is left pondering the age-old question: Could the life of a nun really be more riveting than a night out at the local pub? The answer, dear reader, may surprise you. Of course, we cannot ignore the fact that this book resides in the “Good” condition category. What does “Good” entail, you ask? The pages whisper sweet nothings of wisdom, and perhaps there’s a coffee stain or two that adds character—think of it as literary patina, or as we at Crappy Old Books like to call it, “battle scars.” This volume may well be a testament to its journey through the hands of readers who dared to delve into the sacred and the profane, leaving behind the faint aroma of Earl Grey and a smattering of existential musings. If you’re wondering whether this book is merely an anthropological study or an introspective journey, ponder no more! It’s both and neither, creating a literary experience that is simultaneously enriching and curiously perplexing. It’s perfect for book clubs where members have a penchant for spirited debates that lead nowhere, or for those solo evenings when you wish to contemplate your life choices while surrounded by the aroma of dusty shelves and aged parchment. A surprising juxtaposition of serenity and chaos. Engaging characters that might just have more drama than your last family reunion. Endearing anecdotes that could very well challenge your own spiritual beliefs. A chance to reflect on the absurdity of modern life through a historical lens. Perfect for anyone who’s ever worn a habit or thought about it while standing in the tea aisle. So, if you seek a narrative that meanders through the hallowed halls of a convent while simultaneously making you question your life choices, pick up "The Nunns Story." It may not bring you divine revelation, but it might just provide a few laughs and a good dose of irony. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate all things quirky, questionable, and a tad mysterious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2833/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-nunns-story-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2832 Fandango Rock by John Masters Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to the unremarkable spectacle that is “Fandango Rock,” a curious concoction from the famed purveyor of literary oddities, John Masters, who, let’s be honest, might have been aiming for a tour de force but ended up with something that resembles a slightly over-baked soufflé. Drawn from the bright and bold year of 1963, when the British were still figuring out how to rock without calling it “the twist,” this book is a delightful relic from a bygone era—an era where people thought nothing of slapping “Fandango” onto the title of a book, presumably because simply saying “Rock” felt far too mundane. Now, if you were expecting a narrative full of lively foot-tapping and rhythmic twirls, prepare to be somewhat bemused. The title might suggest high-energy escapades and frenzied dance-offs, but instead, you might find yourself tangled in a pedantic discussion of rock formations and the underlying geological tension. Masters, who appears to have a penchant for the odd, might just lead you through pages filled with less "fandango" and more "geological survey." Ah, the irony! Who would have thought that a title promising dancing might turn out to be a scholarly treatise on the nuances of sedimentary layers? As you flip through the pages, you may encounter a cast of characters who seem oddly detached, perhaps contemplating the existential implications of their own existence—or worse, the existence of the book itself. It’s as if they are trapped in an eternal waltz of awkward social interactions, each moment laden with the weight of unspoken revelations. Imagine a party where everyone is meticulously avoiding the dance floor while nervously nibbling on canapés. Yes, that’s the vibe of “Fandango Rock.” But fret not, dear reader! For within this literary labyrinth lies the potential for a profound exploration of the human experience. Or, at least, that’s what we can hope. When the pages aren’t doing a fine impression of a geological index, they flirt with the absurdity of life, the kind that makes you chuckle awkwardly while pondering if you’ve ever truly lived. Masters invites you, nay, dares you to question if you’re a rock or merely a sentient potato in the grand pageant of existence. Now, wouldn’t that be a fandango worth attending? The charm of “Fandango Rock” also resides in its aesthetic appeal. The vintage Penguin cover, a relic of a time when design was an afterthought, is sure to elicit a wistful sigh from any passerby. You can practically hear the distant echoes of 1960s coffeehouses and faded vinyl records whispering sweet nothings as you admire the book’s cover. It’s almost as if the very spirit of the era is trapped within, waiting for a brave soul to unleash it upon the world once more. Condition: Good, or so the label claims. In reality, it’s the kind of good that means it has lived a life. Pages may be dog-eared and margins filled with annotations that make you question the sanity of previous readers. Who knows? You might stumble upon profound thoughts scrawled in the corners like breadcrumbs leading you down a path of philosophical inquiry. Or perhaps someone merely wondered if "fandango" was a type of cheese. Either way, it’s all part of the charm. If you’re in the market for a book that comes with a side of irony and a dash of misplaced expectations, then “Fandango Rock” is your ticket to an unusual literary event. You may not be tapping your toes, but you’ll surely be raising an eyebrow. And if you find that it doesn’t quite tickle your fancy, remember that Crappy Old Books always has a delightful array of other curiosities waiting for a reading. After all, who wouldn’t want to explore the untouched recesses of second-hand literature? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2832/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fandango-rock-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2831 The Insiders by Rosemary Rogers In the year that gave us disco balls, pet rocks, and the unyielding belief that polyester was a fabric worthy of full-time employment, Rosemary Rogers decided to pounce upon the literary scene with her tantalizing tome, "The Insiders." A title that suggests a secret society of misfits gathering in dimly lit corners of smoky bars, one may be led to believe that this is an exposé of scandalous affairs, elaborate plots, and enough backstabbing to satisfy even the most ravenous of soap opera fans. But alas, much like the polyester suits that have long since been relegated to the back of the wardrobe, the contents within may not fit the mold of traditional expectations. Set against the backdrop of the 1970s, when everything from bell-bottoms to bohemian lifestyles was taken rather seriously, this book delves into the lives of those who not only know the secrets of others but might also be harboring a few of their own. What does it mean to be an insider, one might ponder, while adjusting their leisure suit and sipping a Blue Lagoon? Is it simply a matter of knowing the right people, or is it about being privy to the bizarre idiosyncrasies that make up the human experience? In the world of "The Insiders," the answer is as elusive as your aunt’s second husband at a family reunion. Rogers’ prose, dripping with the essence of its era, invites readers to explore the whims and follies of a group of characters that are as enigmatic as a half-forgotten pop song. Will the reader decipher the subtle nuances woven through the narrative like an intricate spider’s web, or will they find themselves tangled in a delightful mess of oddly relatable yet entirely absurd situations? One can only hope that they have a good cup of tea at hand to sip through any confusing passages. As we traverse this landscape of social maneuvering and questionable decisions, we encounter an array of uniquely flawed individuals who may or may not have attended a few too many dinner parties. The juxtaposition of their high-stakes lives against the mundane realities of life creates a comedy that dances on the edge of tragedy, a bit like a live performance of a rock band featuring a kazoo player in the midst of a serious jam session. Expect to find a richly woven tapestry of character development, or perhaps a frayed knot here and there. After all, no one ever said that being an insider meant having a neat and tidy life. And let’s be honest, who among us doesn’t have a skeleton or two lurking in the closet, ready to make an appearance at the most inconvenient of times? With each turn of the page, readers are encouraged to ponder their own hidden truths while giggling at the comedic misadventures of those who are supposed to have it all figured out. Condition: Good. Given that this book has survived the decades, it might have some creases and yellowing pages reminiscent of your uncle’s favorite records from the ‘70s. You might find the occasional coffee stain as well, a testament to the many late-night readings and discussions that have taken place over a comforting cup of warmth. Consider it a little extra flavor added to your literary experience. Would you prefer pristine pages, or would you rather embrace the quirks and imperfections that come with a second-hand treasure? Ultimately, "The Insiders" serves as a time capsule of an era gone by, where every secret whispered could lead to scandal, and every encounter could spark a new story. As you traverse the pages filled with the oddities of human nature, remember that it’s not just about the story itself, but about the sheer delight of discovering what lies within the covers of a book that has been cherished, misunderstood, and perhaps even overlooked. So, grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a reading experience that’s bound to spark some conversation—if you dare to share the secrets held within! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2831/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-insiders-apr-2025.jpg 6.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780380405763 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2830 The House of war by Catherine Gavin In a world where the phrase "home is where the heart is" seems to have lost its meaning, Catherine Gavin’s 1979 literary enigma, The House of War, invites readers to ponder the true definition of domesticity amidst the chaos of conflict. Published by Coronet Books, this tome promises a journey through the metaphorical trenches of family life, all while ensconced in the comforting embrace of its well-loved pages. After all, who needs the battlefield when you can have a living room full of unresolved tension? Set against the backdrop of the late seventies—an era when avocado green appliances were all the rage and flared trousers were considered haute couture—Gavin’s work is a delightful pastiche of domestic strife. The author’s exploration of familial warfare deftly interweaves the mundane with the outrageous, as if the living room couch might just be the next frontier. Will the characters launch an assault on the leftovers from last week’s Sunday roast, or will they engage in a tactical retreat to the local pub? The suspense is palpable. But fear not, for this book is not just a bleak reflection on familial dysfunction. Rather, it offers a darkly humorous portrayal of life in a house where love and loathing cohabit in equal measure. You may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all as characters navigate their way through passive-aggressive dinner conversations and strategic manoeuvres around the laundry basket. In a way, The House of War serves as a guide to survival tactics within your own home’s perilous terrain. At its heart, the narrative grapples with the age-old question: what truly constitutes ’home’? Is it the place where grudges are held like trophies? Or perhaps it’s the sanctuary where you can escape to binge-watch your favourite series in blissful solitude? Gavin invites you to question everything you thought you knew about the sanctity of domestic bliss, all while serving up a side dish of irony that would make even the most stoic family member crack a smile. As you read through the pages, you might encounter a variety of characters that span the spectrum from endearing to exasperating. Be prepared to meet: The matriarch with a penchant for passive aggression. The teenager who would rather wage a silent protest than engage in family discussions. The well-meaning but hopelessly awkward uncle, forever caught in a maze of his own making. The family pet, whose indifference to the human drama unfolding is nothing short of inspirational. A revolving door of unexpected visitors, each with their own flavour of chaos. Condition: This book arrives in surprisingly good shape, considering its history of being read, re-read, and perhaps even debated over heated cups of tea. The cover may show signs of wear—after all, it’s been a trusty companion through many a family spat—but the pages within are free of any alarming stains that could be misconstrued as family secrets. Perfect for anyone looking to delve into an ironic take on home life or simply seeking a conversation starter for that next awkward family gathering. In conclusion, The House of War is more than just a book; it’s an invitation to embrace the chaos of your own domestic life. So, whether you’re seeking solace in the written word or a humorous reminder that you are not alone in your plight, this offering from Crappy Old Books is sure to entertain, perplex, and possibly inspire a new way to navigate the warring factions of everyday existence. Looks like an ex-Linconshire Library book, withdrawn for sale and with the first inside paper half torn out. Otherwise its all good. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2830/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-house-of-war=apr-2025.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340151167 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2829 To Turn Tthe Tide by John F Kennedy In a world where tides are notoriously obstinate and rarely turn without proper coaxing, one man dared to address the saltwater elephant in the room. Enter John F. Kennedy, a chap whose casual charm and command of the English language might just make you reconsider your own life choices while simultaneously questioning the very nature of tides themselves. "To Turn the Tide," published in the illustrious year of 1962 by Popular Library, beckons us forth into a whirlpool of political bravado and nautical metaphors that are as slippery as a fish on a wet deck. Picture this: it’s the early 1960s, and America is at an intersection of global tension, cultural upheaval, and a particularly hearty appetite for change. Enter Kennedy, a man whose charisma could probably charm the barnacles off a ship, presenting a collection of thoughts that seem to float between the lines of political strategy and the occasional bout of philosophical musing. If you’ve ever wanted to know what it would be like to have a cup of coffee with a president while he rambles on about the importance of not letting the tide take you out to sea—this book is the next best thing. But don’t be fooled by the cover; this isn’t just a literary sea shanty for the politically disinclined. Kennedy wields his pen like a harpoon, aiming at the elusive fish of change, and, much like the infamous tides he seeks to turn, he manages to ebb and flow between insightful and utterly perplexing. You may find yourself pondering questions such as: “Why are tides so hard to turn?” or “Is he talking about actual water, or is this some metaphor I’m missing?” Spoiler alert: it’s probably both. As you plunge into this book, be prepared for a medley of thoughts that might leave you feeling like you’ve just tried to navigate a riptide without a life jacket. The prose is as lively as a seagull on a fish market, and it’s structured in a way that might just be more circular than a whirlpool. It’s perfect for those evenings when you want to contemplate the universe while wondering if you could have made a better president than Kennedy (spoiler: you probably couldn’t). Perfect for those who enjoy cerebral workouts akin to swimming against the current. Ideal gift for your conspiracy-theorist uncle who believes “tides” are a government plot. Contains enough political banter to fuel a lively debate at your next family gathering. Great for anyone who has lost their way in metaphorical waters and seeks a compass. Possibly the only book that successfully combines literature with maritime weather patterns. Condition: This copy of “To Turn the Tide” comes to you in good condition, which is a generous assessment considering its journey through the murky waters of the second-hand book circuit. The pages might be a tad yellowed, possibly from being left too long in a sunny spot, or perhaps they’ve simply absorbed the wisdom of all the readers who have pondered Kennedy’s words before you. The cover may have a few scuffs, making it look like it was involved in a minor tussle with a rogue wave, but rest assured, it’s still sturdy enough to withstand even the most tempestuous of armchair readings. So, raise a glass to John F. Kennedy and his philosophical ponderings on the tides, as you prepare to delve deeper into a book that is as much about the human condition as it is about the sea. At the very least, you’ll impress your friends with your eclectic reading choices, and you might just learn how to turn a tide or two in your own life. Join the ranks of those who have braved the pages of "To Turn the Tide," and who knows? You may even find your own bearings amidst the swirling chaos. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every title is a chance to salvage a piece of literary history, whether it’s a classic or a conundrum! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2829/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-turn-the-tde-apr-2025.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Popular Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2828 Three Came Home by Agnes Keith In the grand tradition of literary exploration, Agnes Keith’s "Three Came Home" emerges from the murky depths of 1971 with all the charm of a slightly crooked tea set. This is not merely a book; it’s a time capsule of oddities wherein the ethos of the early 70s collides with the audacity of a spirited narrative, all wrapped up in the glossy embrace of Corgi Books. Prepare yourself for a voyage through pages that smell faintly of nostalgia and the slightly stale air of forgotten bookshops. Imagine, if you will, the scene: three figures—who may or may not have had a penchant for dramatic entrances—emerging from the shadows of history into the bright, bewildering light of the present. The title itself raises questions of literal and metaphorical significance. Who are these three? What are they doing? Do they have an affinity for home décor? Your guess is as good as ours, but rest assured, you’ll find yourself pondering their motivations, possibly while sipping a cup of tea and muttering, “What on earth were they thinking?” Agnes Keith, a name that might not ring a bell but should definitely be given a standing ovation for sheer audacity, penned this literary romp with a gusto that’s almost palpable. The narrative contains a curious blend of historical reflection and personal anecdotes, as if she decided to write a memoir but also wanted to create a historical document and maybe throw in some recipes for scones—though we can’t confirm that last bit. It’s a book that challenges the reader to reconsider their own life choices and wonder why they haven’t written a book about their own misadventures—perhaps with a title like “Three Came to Regret It.” As you embark on this escapade, you’ll encounter a cast of characters who likely think they’re the heroes of their own story, though they may well be the unwitting stars of a farce. Keith’s knack for weaving irony into her prose is impressive; one might say she has a black belt in sarcasm. You might start to feel a twinge of empathy for these fictional folk as they navigate their trials and tribulations—perhaps they’re just as lost as we are in this tangled web of expectations and social norms. Throughout the book, you will stumble upon various themes: the concept of home, the absurdity of human existence, and the undeniable truth that no one really knows what they’re doing—least of all those who think they do. You’ll find yourself nodding along, as if you were in on the joke, while simultaneously being baffled by the spectacle of it all. It’s like watching a play where the characters forgot their lines, yet somehow everything still manages to be amusingly chaotic. Condition: Good, but you’d be remiss not to consider the character this book embodies. Its pages bear the marks of time, much like an old school tie—slightly frayed at the edges, with the occasional smudge of mystery that adds to its allure. One can almost envision the previous owners, each one reading it with varying degrees of incredulity. The spine is intact but hints at many late-night readathons, and the cover, while not pristine, retains the gritty charm that only books of this era can possess. It’s a historical relic you’ll feel proud to display on your shelf, right next to your collection of questionable life choices. In summation, "Three Came Home" is an odd little gem—or perhaps a quirky pebble on the beach of literature—that deserves a spot in the hands of anyone with a penchant for intriguing narratives, a sense of humor, and a desire to explore the absurdity of life. So head over to Crappy Old Books and claim your copy; after all, in a world full of polished bestsellers, sometimes you need a little imperfection to remind you that life is, indeed, wonderfully chaotic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2828/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/three-came-home-apr-2025.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2827 Walkabout by James Vance Marshall In a world where the urban jungle can feel as suffocating as a poorly ventilated café, James Vance Marshall’s "Walkabout" emerges like a boomerang that refuses to return. Published in 1979 by Penguin (a name more synonymous with plucky puffins than Australian expeditions), this literary work is less about an adventure and more about a philosophical ramble through the rugged terrains of existence, punctuated by the occasional existential crisis. Imagine if you will, two children stranded in the Australian outback after their plane takes an unscheduled nosedive into the depths of nowhere. One might assume they’d be panicking, but instead, they embark on a journey of self-discovery guided by none other than a savvy Aboriginal youth. It’s a classic tale of survival, a coming-of-age story tucked neatly into the folds of the Australian wilderness, and yet, it leaves you questioning whether the true journey is across the sunburnt landscape or through the meandering maze of the human psyche. As the plot unfolds—if one can even call it that—you’ll find that Marshall is less about providing thrilling cliffhangers and more invested in philosophical musings that might leave you scratching your head. One could argue that this book is a veritable buffet of introspection, served with a side of existentialism and garnished with a dash of bush survival tactics. Whatever your palate, you’ll likely find something to chew on, even if it’s not quite what you ordered. Throughout "Walkabout," you can expect a delightful mélange of lyrical descriptions and whimsical observations about nature, friendship, and the absurdity of human existence. It’s as if Marshall took a stroll through the outback, plucking ideas from the trees like ripe fruit, only to toss them into this narrative salad for readers to munch on at their leisure. Of course, one can’t help but wonder if the children would’ve preferred an actual salad instead—perhaps an explanation of how to find fresh greens in the wild might have been more beneficial than some of the esoteric ramblings. What is perhaps most delightful about this peculiar offering is its ability to make one question the very essence of storytelling itself. Is it about the characters? The plot? Or perhaps, it’s merely an elaborate excuse to wax poetic about the Australian landscape while subtly criticizing the modern world? The answer is as elusive as the spirit of the outback—lost in the vastness of the desert and the recesses of your mind. Condition: Good, which in this case is a polite way of saying it has the charm of a well-loved book that has seen the insides of several backpacks and been subjected to the elements. Expect a few dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain that adds a touch of character, and perhaps a whiff of nostalgia from days when books were not just read but lived. This tome has survived the test of time, unlike that half-finished avocado toast from brunch. You might even find the margins filled with previous readers’ thoughts—an impromptu book club of sorts, all thanks to the wonder of second-hand literature. For those who relish the juxtaposition of Australian ruggedness and existential contemplation, "Walkabout" is a must-read. You may not find the clarity you seek, but you will undoubtedly appreciate the convoluted journey it takes you on. So, pack your metaphorical bags and prepare for a stroll into the depths of philosophical absurdity, courtesy of Crappy Old Books—where every book tells a story, even if it’s not the one you expected. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2827/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/walkabout-apr-2025.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140470246 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2826 Ghost House Revenge by Clare McNally Ah, the delightful genre of haunted house tales, where creaky floorboards, shadowy corners, and uninvited apparitions come together to form a symphony of spine-tingling merriment. Enter “Ghost House Revenge,” a title that promises not just the usual spectral shenanigans, but a vengeful twist that suggests these phantoms might have a score to settle. Because, let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good dose of supernatural payback served on a silver platter, garnished with the finest 1980s hairdos and questionable fashion choices? Written by Clare McNally, a name that evokes images of spirited conversations over gin and tonics in the literary salons of yesteryear, this 1985 Corgi Books classic takes a brave sojourn into the realm of the paranormal. Here, one can only wonder if McNally channeled her inner ghost while penning this magnum opus during a particularly stormy night, fueled by an unsettling amount of tea and perhaps a few too many biscuits. Yes, biscuits—because nothing says "haunted" quite like a cup of Earl Grey and a side of digestive biscuits. Set against a backdrop of eerie atmospherics, where the wallpaper peels with the weight of untold stories and the windows rattle with far more than just the wind, “Ghost House Revenge” invites readers to ponder the true meaning of vengeance. What does a ghost really want? Is it merely the thrill of rattling chains, or is there a deeper yearning for recognition, respect, or simply an extra slice of cake that was unfairly consumed at a prior tea party? Questions abound as you meander through the rococo corridors of this literary abode. But wait! Who could forget the characters? One can only speculate that they will be as memorable as a pair of mismatched socks found at the bottom of a laundry basket. Perhaps we have the intrepid hero or heroine who, armed with nothing but a wry sense of humour and an outdated map of the house, seeks to unravel the mystery of the haunting. Or maybe a well-meaning but slightly misguided sidekick who believes that shouting “Boo!” at the spectres will somehow appease them. The possibilities are endless, much like the number of cat videos on the internet. As we flip through the pages, we are likely to encounter an array of supernatural antics, from levitating tea sets to ghostly whispers that sound suspiciously like your ex’s name. And while we might not find a clear resolution to the paranormal predicaments, we will certainly gather a plethora of quotable one-liners that will surely spice up mundane conversations at dinner parties. After all, who wouldn’t want to casually drop a discussion about ethereal revenge into the mix? Condition: Good. This particular paperback, as sold by Crappy Old Books, has survived the trials of time with relatively few creases and stains. Expect the usual wear and tear that befittingly captures the essence of its past lives: perhaps a smattering of coffee rings, a bent corner or two, and the smell of nostalgia mingling with the scent of dusty shelves. One might even imagine it has absorbed the faintest whispers of its prior readers, each carrying a hint of fear and fascination. And so, dear reader, if you find yourself in need of a quirky tale of vengeance from beyond the grave—complete with an 80s aesthetic that might just inspire your next wardrobe choice—then “Ghost House Revenge” could very well be the hauntingly humorous read you’ve been seeking. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your favourite armchair, and let yourself be whisked away into a world where the afterlife is filled with as many quirks as the living. No need for an exorcist here; just a sense of curiosity and perhaps a fondness for second-hand treasures from Crappy Old Books will suffice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2826/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ghost-house-revenge-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552118255 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2825 Fugitive Trail by Zane Grey In a world where the word "fugitive" conjures images of shadowy figures darting through dimly lit back alleys, Zane Grey’s "Fugitive Trail" offers a dazzling reimagining of the term—think less "on the run" and more "on a leisurely jaunt through the wilderness with a hint of existential dread." Published in 1963 by Cardinal, this literary piece is an adventurous odyssey that seems to promise all the heart-racing excitement of a late-night snack run after a particularly riveting episode of a soap opera. Spoiler alert: it delivers, sort of. Grey, a figure synonymous with the wild frontier and the rugged spirit of the American West, takes readers on a journey that may or may not involve actual trails. His characters, likely sketched from the fabric of old cowboy legends, find themselves in predicaments that are as far-fetched as trying to convince a cat to take a bath. One can only assume that the titular "trail" is a metaphorical one, perhaps representing the winding path of life—or Grey’s attempt to find meaning in a plot that could have been hastily scribbled during a particularly boring train ride. Readers of "Fugitive Trail" will be treated to a collection of characters that are so colorful, they could easily be mistaken for a box of crayons. From the strong, silent type who can stare down a mountain range without blinking, to the crafty sidekick who probably has more luck than sense, each individual adds a layer of absurdity to the narrative. It’s like watching a B-movie unfold on the page, complete with dramatic pauses and plot twists that leave you wondering if Grey lost the last few pages of his manuscript in a poker game. When it comes to the themes explored in this masterpiece—or should we say, mishmash of ideas—you can expect a cocktail of the following: The moral ambiguity of running away from your problems. The questionable choices people make when placed under mild duress. The exploration of nature as both a friend and foe—much like a dog that’s cute until it chews your favorite shoes. A nod to the glorious tradition of cowboy lore, which may or may not involve actual cowboys. A subtle critique of the American Dream, delivered with all the grace of a horse tripping over its own hooves. While it’s hard to pinpoint the exact timeline of the characters’ adventures—was it an afternoon? A fortnight? Or just a particularly long coffee break?—the prose flows as smoothly as molasses on a cold winter morning. Each page is guaranteed to evoke feelings of nostalgia, confusion, and perhaps a mild headache, as readers grapple with the absurdity of it all. It’s a literary rollercoaster that sometimes feels more like a merry-go-round, spinning in circles until you forget which direction you started from. Condition: Good. The book is intact and appears to have survived its years with only a few dog-eared pages and a spine that still has some semblance of integrity. It might even have the faint aroma of a long-lost library, making it a delightful addition to your collection, assuming you enjoy the scent of forgotten tales mixed with the faint whiff of dust. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises adventure but delivers a delightful blend of irony, quirkiness, and just the right amount of confusion, "Fugitive Trail" might just be your cup of tea—or perhaps something stronger. After all, it’s brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the motto is "Why buy new when you can revel in the charming chaos of the past?" https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2825/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fugitive-trail-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cardinal no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2823 Flame of the Forest by Netta Muskett In the hallowed halls of literary history, a curious artifact emerges from the dusty shelves of second-hand oblivion: "Flame of the Forest" by Netta Muskett. Published in the illustrious year of 1971 by Arrow Books, this volume might just be the perfect companion for your next existential crisis or a rather awkward family gathering. Imagine, if you will, a book that embodies the very essence of a time when bell bottoms ruled the fashion scene and the air was thick with the scent of patchouli and social upheaval. The title itself conjures a wild tapestry of imagery—one can almost visualize a conflagrant creature lurking within the thickets, ready to incinerate your preconceived notions about literary merit. A “Flame of the Forest,” indeed! But what does that even mean? Is it a metaphor for the perennial struggle of humankind against the unyielding forces of nature, or merely a vivid suggestion that the author had an unfortunate encounter with a particularly fiery shrub during an ill-advised camping trip? You’ll have to read on to make your own dubious conclusions. Netta Muskett, a name that surely graces the lips of every bibliophile who enjoys a dash of whimsical irony, delivers a narrative that promises to be as unpredictable as a British summer. Her prose is filled with an odd blend of sentimentality and sarcasm that leaves readers wondering whether they should laugh, cry, or call for a professional life coach. You may find yourself pondering the deeper meaning of existence while simultaneously questioning your life choices—such is the magic of Muskett. As you leaf through these pages, you might encounter characters so vividly drawn that they feel like old friends, or perhaps old foes, depending on how you interpret their misguided adventures. The plot is bound to twist and turn in ways that defy logic and expectations, often leading you down paths that seem less like a coherent story and more like a maze designed by a particularly mischievous hedgehog. Will you emerge enlightened or simply more confused? Only time—and perhaps a good cup of tea—will tell. In terms of setting, “Flame of the Forest” transports you to a world that hovers somewhere between reality and an impressionist painting gone awry. The landscapes are described in such a way that you may find yourself questioning whether you’ve wandered into a psychedelic dream or if the characters are simply lost in a woodland reverie. Add to this the fact that the author seems to have a penchant for peculiar imagery and you’ll be left scratching your head, wondering if you should savor the prose or merely enjoy the spectacle of confusion. Condition: Good, though this is subjective, as the delicate nature of books often leaves them with a history all their own. Expect some dog-eared corners, perhaps the faint aroma of vintage tea (or maybe it’s just the residue of someone’s lunch from decades past), and the unmistakable charm that comes with age. After all, what’s a good read without a little character, right? Each page has been imbued with the laughter, tears, and occasional exclamations of surprise from those who dared to stumble upon this peculiar tome before you. In the grand scheme of things, “Flame of the Forest” stands as a testament to the quirkiness of the human experience. It is not merely a book but a conversation starter, a curiosity, and perhaps a challenge to anyone willing to take it on. Whether you read it for the literary merit, as a form of ironic entertainment, or simply to pass the time during a rather dreary afternoon, it promises to ignite some form of thought—if not a full-blown conflagration of ideas. So, if you find yourself yearning for something a little off the beaten path, look no further than this delightful oddity, proudly offered by Crappy Old Books. It might just be what you didn’t know you were looking for. Or perhaps it’s merely a harbinger of existential dread. Either way, grab a copy and prepare to be amused, bemused, and possibly bewildered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2823/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flame-of-the-forest-apr-2025.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780090050109 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2822 The Settlers by Vilhelm Moberg In a world where the concept of “settling down” has all the romantic appeal of a damp sock, Vilhelm Moberg’s “The Settlers” arrives like a wilfully eccentric uncle at a family reunion: slightly out of place, yet somehow impossible to ignore. First released in 1978, this tome from the Populr Library may not be a bestseller in the traditional sense, but it certainly has the audacity to make you ponder your own life choices while you’re trying to wrap your head around the lives of others who, let’s face it, seemed to have had a much harder time of things than you ever will. In “The Settlers,” you will encounter a cast of characters who, shockingly, are not your typical “settlers”—no white picket fences and manicured lawns here! Instead, prepare yourself for relentless toil, existential dread, and a wild sense of adventure that doesn’t appear to come with a map or even a functioning GPS. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself questioning if these characters are indeed settling or merely taking part in a long, drawn-out episode of “Survivor: 19th Century Edition.” But wait! There’s more! Moberg takes you on a historical jaunt that is as much an exploration of physical space as it is an examination of emotional landscapes. You’ll be swept into discussions of plowing fields and grappling with the weather, all while pondering if the real obstacles in life are not the frigid winters or the lack of decent coffee, but rather the existential angst that seems to accompany the very act of ‘settling’ in the first place. What does it mean to settle, anyway? Is it a state of mind, or simply a state of your garden’s overgrown hedges? As you traverse through the book’s pages, you’ll be treated to an array of delightful quirks: from the detailed descriptions of backbreaking labor to the heart-wrenching contemplation of whether or not one should invest in a new pair of boots or simply make do with the ones that have served a noble but muddy purpose. Moberg clearly understands that every settler has their quirks, much like the book itself—an eccentric collection of thoughts and musings that meander like a particularly stubborn river, sometimes overflowing its banks and causing a delightful mess along the way. Alongside these moments of deep contemplation, you’ll also encounter a series of dramatic twists that could put even the most seasoned soap opera to shame. Will our settlers manage to carve out their piece of paradise, or will they simply become dandelions in the wind, scattered by the capricious hand of fate? You’ll have to read (and do a fair bit of squinting) to find out, as Moberg deftly intertwines the struggles of survival with a surprisingly cynical take on the human condition. Condition: Good. Yes, you read that right! This copy has survived numerous existential crises and debates over the merits of traditional Swedish fish dishes, yet retains its charm and integrity despite the inevitable creases and dog-eared pages. A few subtle smudges and the soft scent of other people’s musings waft from its well-loved pages, providing you with a unique reading experience that is both nostalgic and oddly comforting. In an era where every book seems to promise a life-altering experience, "The Settlers" takes the more ironic route of presenting a life that is not only transformative but sometimes bewildering in its ordinary nature. It’s like reading a friend’s diary—if that friend happened to be a grumpy farmer with a penchant for philosophical tangents. Embrace the quirkiness, relish the irony, and remember, only at Crappy Old Books will you find such a gem nestled amongst the chaos of second-hand literature. Happy reading, if you dare! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2822/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-settlers-apr-2025.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Populr Library 9780445042902 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2819 Creeds and Credibility by CB Armstrong In a universe where the profound mingles with the utterly perplexing, we present to you "Creeds and Credibility" by the ever-enigmatic CB Armstrong, a literary endeavor hailing from the illustrious year of 1969, when bell-bottoms were in vogue and existential musings were all the rage. This tome, published by the venerable AR Mowbray, is a veritable treasure chest of thoughts, theories, and perhaps even a few questionable assertions about the nature of belief. Is it a philosophical treatise? A guide to navigating the murky waters of human conviction? Or a manual on how to convince your friends that you’re an expert in absolutely everything? You decide. Picture it: a time when the world was on the brink of dramatic change, and the air was thick with the scent of revolution, both cultural and intellectual. Armstrong, with the audacity of a man with a typewriter and an insatiable curiosity, invites you to explore the creeds that shape our lives—those delightful catchphrases and earnest declarations that we cling to like a life preserver in an ocean of ambiguity. But wait! Before you drift too far into speculative waters, consider this: how much of what we believe is credible, and how much is simply the product of social conditioning and a particularly persuasive barista? The pages are filled with delightful paradoxes and ironies, as Armstrong deftly dismantles the very notions we hold dear. One can almost hear the echo of his voice, mingling with the soft sounds of a distant sitar, as he asks the crucial questions: What makes a belief credible? Is it the fervour with which we espouse it, or the absurdity we’re willing to overlook? This is not merely a book; it’s a philosophical amusement park, complete with bumper cars of debate and roller coasters of doubt. As you wander through this literary labyrinth, you will encounter a plethora of intriguing concepts, such as: The curious case of the credulous and their fascinating belief in reality television. The ironic juxtaposition of unwavering faith and the common cold. Armstrong’s musings on the credibility of conspiracy theories—that delightful buffet of human imagination. How the power of suggestion could make a potato salad seem like a religious experience. The profound implications of believing in the ‘perfect cup of tea’—a quest often fraught with peril. And let’s not overlook Armstrong’s deft use of language, which swings between the poetic and the absurd, inviting readers to ponder whether belief systems are merely constructs of personal preference—like choosing between a scone or a crumpet at afternoon tea. He weaves together anecdotes, historical references, and a good dose of whimsy, leaving you both entertained and slightly bewildered, much like a cat who has just discovered its reflection in a spoon. But perhaps the most startling revelation in "Creeds and Credibility" is the realization that Armstrong himself is a bit of a trickster. With every page turn, it becomes increasingly clear that the author may be holding a mirror to our own credulity, cheekily suggesting that the only true creed is the one that questions the very nature of belief itself. Are we all just characters in a cosmic play, desperately trying to convince ourselves that our lines make sense? Condition: This particular copy is deemed ’Good’—a term that, much like the book itself, is open to interpretation. The spine is just a tad creased, as if it has weathered a few philosophical storms, and the pages contain the occasional annotation that may have been made during a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It has the charm of a beloved second-hand book, ready to accompany you on your journey through the curious landscape of credence. So why not take a chance on this delightful oddity? "Creeds and Credibility" is not just a book; it’s your personal invitation to question everything you thought you knew, all while chuckling at the delightful absurdity of it all. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the past meets the peculiar and every title tells a story—often one that you didn’t quite expect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2819/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/creeds-and-credibility-apr-2025.jpg 4.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AR Mowbray no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2818 Harvest of the Sun by EV Thompson Harvest of the Sun is a sweeping tale of resilience, love, and ambition set against the rugged beauty of Cornwall. When young Miriam Tregenza leaves the harsh life of the fishing villages behind, she dreams of building a better future for herself and those she loves. But the land she struggles to tame holds secrets and dangers of its own. As Miriam battles the forces of nature and the prejudice of those who doubt her, she finds unexpected allies—and fierce enemies—on her journey. E.V. Thompson, master of the historical saga, weaves a richly textured story of courage, sacrifice, and hope in a land where the sun’s harvest can mean survival—or heartbreak. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2818/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harvest-of-the-sun-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330260138 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2815 The Fateful Bargain by Betty Neels In the thrilling world of 1980s Harlequin paperbacks, where romance blossoms like an ill-timed flower in a concrete jungle, we stumble upon “The Fateful Bargain” by one Betty Neels, a woman whose name itself sounds like a quaint English village. Here, secrets swirl in a teacup, and fateful coincidences tumble over each other with the grace of a three-legged giraffe on roller skates. One can’t help but wonder if the fateful bargain of the title refers to the characters’ questionable life choices or perhaps to the author’s agreement with the universe to lace her narrative with enough dramatic flair to make one slightly dizzy. Set against an indeterminate backdrop probably somewhere between a stately manor and a slightly shabby flat, Neels crafts a plot that seems to hinge on the fine art of miscommunication and the age-old practice of falling in love with someone who appears to be the very embodiment of all one’s worst decisions. Will our heroine trade her dignity for a chance at love? Will our hero, who likely possesses a brooding intensity only rivalled by the weather in the English Midlands, recognize her worth before it’s too late? The answers lie buried beneath layers of romantic ambiguity and perhaps a few misplaced tea bags. If you’re searching for a narrative filled with the kind of emotional intricacies that would make even a soap opera feel like a casual chat over tea, then look no further. This book has everything you never knew you needed: a plot twist that feels like a gentle nudge combined with a slap in the face, characters who embody the notion of being ’charming but utterly confounding’, and just the right amount of that ’will-they-won’t-they’ tension that could make a tortoise seem speedy by comparison. The author invites you to settle in for an afternoon of mild anxiety and heart palpitations over a few unreturned glances. Expect to be dazzled by the prose that struts around like it’s wearing an evening gown, only to realize it’s been paired with mismatched shoes. One can only surmise that Neels’ quill danced over the parchment as if it had just consumed a vat of Earl Grey, producing a story as delightfully awkward as a first date at a drive-thru. Among the charming tropes you can anticipate are: A heroine with a penchant for self-deprecation and an unfortunate tendency to trip over her own heart. A brooding hero, possibly a rogue or an esteemed doctor, whose heart is encased in a fortress of emotional turmoil. Secondary characters that serve as comic relief, but only in moments that feel unwarranted. Multiple misunderstandings that could fill an entire sitcom season. And, of course, tea—a lot of tea. Condition: This book is in good condition, which is a euphemism for “it has seen some things.” Expect dog-eared pages that whisper of other readers’ private lamentations, and perhaps a couple of stains that are either tea or remnants of a more emotional reading experience. The spine, valiantly holding together the saga of romantic misadventures, might be a tad creaky, but what’s romance without a little wear and tear? So if you fancy a jaunt through the realm of social faux pas over a cuppa, “The Fateful Bargain” awaits you like a poorly wrapped gift — intriguing yet slightly perplexing. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to ponder whether the real bargain was trading your time for a story, or if you’ve just entered into a delightful pact with nostalgia and the absurdity of romance itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2815/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fateful-bargain-apr-2025.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin 9780373030248 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2814 Spell of the Mountain by Rosalie Henaghan In a world where mountains loom larger than life and spells are cast with the same frequency as a rainy day in the UK, Rosalie Henaghan’s *Spell of the Mountain* brings us an enchanting tale that is decidedly less about magic and more about the peculiarities of human existence. Published in the heady days of 1990 by Harlequin—a publisher renowned for such literary treasures as your Aunt Mildred’s guilty pleasures—this book is an exquisite concoction of charm and quirkiness that only the most dedicated second-hand book aficionados could appreciate. Picture it: the misty heights of an unnamed mountain, where folklore dances in the air like an overenthusiastic moth around a dying bulb. The protagonist, a character whose name has been lost to the annals of time (much like the plot), embarks on a quest that promises intrigue but delivers questionable life choices and the occasional existential crisis. The only spell at work here might just be the one that binds us to the absurdity of our very existence, which, let’s face it, is sometimes more magical than any incantation. In typical Harlequin fashion, the book is laced with moments that teeter on the brink of romance and the bizarre. You might wonder where the actual mountain is in this metaphorical exploration of life, love, and the lingering smell of Yorkshire pudding. Fear not! It’s all part of Henaghan’s rather peculiar charm, as the mountain itself becomes a character—an aloof, almost indifferent entity, much like your cousin Greg during family gatherings. If that doesn’t pique your interest, you might want to check your pulse. As you embark on this literary escapade, prepare for a rollercoaster ride through a landscape littered with the following delights: Prose that provides more questions than answers, leaving you pondering your life choices. Characters who may or may not have taken a wrong turn into the story and are now just trying to find their way out. A plot that seems to meander like a confused sheep on a hillside, occasionally stumbling upon something profound. Subtle commentary on the complexities of mountain climbing—both literal and metaphorical—because who doesn’t love a good metaphor? The occasional whimsical footnote that may or may not exist, depending on the whims of fate. Condition: Good, which is a euphemism for "this book has lived a life"—some creases, a slight coffee stain on page 47 (for ambiance), and a spine that might be more well-versed in yoga than you’d expect from a paper-based object. It has seen better days but, like a beloved old pair of slippers, just knows how to fit in nicely on your shelf. Or perhaps it could serve as a conversation starter during those awkward silences at dinner parties. Whether you’re in it for the questionable mountain wisdom or simply to collect the entire Rosalie Henaghan oeuvre (because who doesn’t want that?), *Spell of the Mountain* is ready to join your collection of quirky curiosities. It’s just another delightful find from Crappy Old Books, where the motto is “if it’s a little beat up, it’s got character”—and this tome is certainly no exception. Grab it now, while it still possesses some semblance of mystery and absolutely no idea what it’s doing with its life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2814/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spell-of-the-mountain-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin 9780373030279 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2813 Around Slough by Judith Hunter and Karen Hunter In the grand tradition of literary travelogues that promise to transport you to the most mundane of locales, "Around Slough" emerges as a not-so-polite invitation to explore the postcard-worthy vistas of this unsung gem of a town. Written in 1992, Judith Hunter and Karen Hunter decided that the world needed a comprehensive guide to a place known more for its roundabouts than for romance. Who knew that a book about Slough could inspire such fervent debate over which roundabout is truly the most hypnotic? Imagine a stroll through Slough, where the most exciting thing on the itinerary might just be a visit to the local supermarket, which, let’s face it, has never made the list of the Top Ten Supermarkets in the World (though it deserves special mention for its remarkably mediocre selection of frozen pizzas). The authors invite you to revel in their meticulously detailed observations, peppering the text with anecdotes that will make you question your own life choices, such as, “Why are we reading this rather than booking a ticket to Venice?” The book is sprinkled with a diverse assortment of random facts that will leave you breathless with excitement—or at the very least, mildly amused. You can expect to encounter unique insights such as: the historical significance of the local bus routes, a detailed analysis of Slough’s architectural wonders (which amount to a few uninspired office blocks), and perhaps a heartfelt plea for the preservation of the town’s shrubbery. Yes, you read that right—a passionate defence of hedges. Who knew horticulture could be so riveting? To entice you further, "Around Slough" includes a variety of extraordinary features that you simply cannot ignore. The book promises to deliver: A comprehensive guide to the town’s best fish-and-chip shops, with an emphasis on the all-important vinegar-to-chips ratio. Interviews with residents who have lived there long enough to remember when the town’s most thrilling event was the annual roundabout decoration competition. Daring speculation on what the next big thing in Slough will be—will it be the opening of a new chain coffee shop or the introduction of a traffic light? A map of the best spots for birdwatching (who knew pigeons could be this interesting?). Lists of public toilets—because nothing says “enjoyment” quite like knowing where to find a loo. But don’t be fooled by the dry humour and sardonic undertones that dance through the pages like an awkward relative at a wedding. The true essence of "Around Slough" lies in its relentless optimism. The Hunters assert, with all the conviction of a table of contents, that Slough is quirky, charming, and most importantly, underappreciated. They dare to dream that perhaps, just perhaps, people will one day flock to its not-so-hidden treasures, resulting in an influx of tourists armed with cameras and an appetite for mediocre pasties. Condition: This second-hand copy is in good shape, boasting a slightly worn cover that stories of yore have graced, and the pages are sufficiently yellowed to give it that delightful aura of antiquity. There are only a few minor creases and the occasional coffee stain, adding just the right touch of authenticity to the overall experience—like a charming local café, it’s just a tad rough around the edges. So, if you’re in the market for a book that will not only enlighten you about Slough but also provide endless fodder for self-reflection on your own travel choices, look no further. "Around Slough" is a satirical masterpiece that you never knew you needed but are slightly grateful to encounter, if only for the delightful absurdity of it all. Available for your reading pleasure at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every book has a story, even if it’s a story about a town where excitement goes to die. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2813/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/around-slough-apr-2025.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alan Sutton 9781840150285 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2812 Singling Out The Couples by Stella Duffy In a world teetering on the edge of romantic chaos, where couples blossom like daisies in a neglected garden, Stella Duffy’s "Singling Out The Couples" invites you to witness the slow, often hilarious unraveling of relationships. Published in the quaint year of 1998—when flip phones were the height of sophistication and the internet was still figuring out what it wanted to be—this book manages to capture the essence of romantic misadventure with the delicacy of someone trying to juggle jelly while riding a unicycle. Imagine, if you will, a tapestry woven from the threads of love, confusion, and the occasional inexplicable obsession with cats. Our protagonists, who might be more accurately described as perplexed participants in a bewildering social experiment, navigate the murky waters of love and friendship while simultaneously trying to avoid the emotional whirlpool of commitment. Duffy masterfully sketches their escapades with a pen dipped in irony, allowing us to laugh at their fumbles while questioning our own romantic choices—because who among us hasn’t accidentally sent a text to the wrong partner or confused a date with a dental appointment? As you flip through the pages, you may wonder if the characters could benefit from a relationship tutorial—or at least a better grasp of their own emotions. Duffy seems to relish in exposing the absurdity of modern love, presenting her characters as both a mirror and a magnifying glass through which we can scrutinize our own love lives. Expect moments where affection is paired with awkwardness, love is entwined with doubt, and the mere act of holding hands feels like navigating a minefield of potential disasters. Condition: Good. The spine may have slight creases from those who couldn’t quite bear to put the book down, reflecting the emotional turmoil inside. The pages, yellowed but holding firm, whisper tales of past readers who had perhaps too much fun relating to the characters’ antics. There’s a good chance you’ll find a stray tea stain or a forgotten bookmark—a testament to the book’s journey through time and space, from the bookshelf of a devoted reader to your own, where it will undoubtedly gather dust as you question your own relationship status. But fear not, dear reader! While the characters may stumble through their romantic lives like toddlers in oversized shoes, their struggles can serve as a cautionary tale—or a delightful source of entertainment. Duffy offers a humorous take on the absurdity of love, reminding us that sometimes it’s the messiness of relationships that makes life worth living. Nothing says “I love you” quite like an impromptu debate about whether the toilet seat should be left up or down, or the existential dread that comes from choosing the right restaurant for a date night. Throughout the book, you’ll encounter a variety of relationship archetypes, from the perpetually confused to the hopelessly romantic. You could even make a game out of identifying your friends in the narrative! Who’s the hapless optimist? Who’s the cynic with a penchant for sarcasm? Who’s constantly swiping left (and right) in the hopes of finding “the one”? Here’s a quick list of what you can expect from this delightful exploration of coupledom: Awkward dinner dates that could double as social experiments Unwanted advice from friends who are just as confused Romantic gestures that go hilariously wrong Couples’ therapy sessions that spiral into chaos Secret crushes and the age-old dilemma of texting first As you delve into the delightful chaos of "Singling Out The Couples," prepare yourself for a ride filled with laughter, eye-rolls, and perhaps an uncomfortable recognition of your own romantic entanglements. Duffy’s wit dances across the pages, leaving you with a sense of camaraderie with the characters—or at least a hearty chuckle at their expense. Whether you’re single, taken, or navigating the murky waters of "it’s complicated," this book, available at Crappy Old Books, might just be the perfect companion for your own romantic escapades—or misadventures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2812/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/singling-out-the-couples-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sceptre 9780340715611 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2811 James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl In the grand tradition of British children’s literature, where whimsy meets the absurd, we present “James and the Giant Peach,” a title that, if nothing else, will certainly raise eyebrows at parties. Roald Dahl, that maestro of the odd and the extraordinary, takes us on a journey that is more peachy than a summer picnic gone awry. But hold onto your hats; this isn’t just a fruity romp through orchards and sunshine. No, dear reader, this is an odyssey of existential proportions, where a giant peach becomes a floating vessel of surrealism and questionable hygiene. Picture it: a young lad named James, whom one might assume is rather normal, as he gets embroiled in a rather sticky situation involving oversized fruit and a peculiar entourage of insect companions. It’s a plot that seems to straddle the line between a delightful adventure and a cautionary tale about the hazards of horticulture. One might wonder, what’s next? A giant apple? A talking banana? The possibilities are endless, and yet, Dahl’s imagination knows no bounds. Your thoughts may drift to the philosophical implications of a peach that can fly. Is it an escape from mundanity, or merely an elaborate metaphor for self-discovery? But let’s not dwell too long in the realms of existentialism. Instead, let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer absurdity of a young boy befriending a slew of insects, each more eccentric than the last. Think of them as the original Avengers of the fruit world, albeit without the tight spandex. From the wise old Grasshopper to the glamorous Ladybug, these characters are more than mere companions; they’re your gateway to a world where logic bends like a well-cooked spaghetti noodle. Their conversations provide a delightful mix of hilarity and bizarre wisdom, which might just leave you questioning your own choice of friends—or at least your choice of snacks. Moreover, one must commend Puffin for publishing this treasure in 1995, a year when grunge reigned supreme and people were just beginning to realise that the internet was, indeed, a thing. Did they foresee the cult following this book would garner? The fan clubs? The memes? One could argue that “James and the Giant Peach” has remained remarkably relevant, considering that it serves as both a delightful read for children and a source of bemusement for adults who fancy themselves too sophisticated for talking fruit. As you leaf through this literary treat, you may notice certain intriguing aspects of the book’s structure. Dahl has a knack for crafting sentences that seem to dance off the page, much like the insects within. The imagery is vivid enough to make you question whether you’ve just stepped into a surrealist painting or if you’ve inadvertently ingested some questionable psychedelic fruit. The prose is almost childlike, yet layered enough to provoke thought among those who might consider themselves ’above’ children’s literature. Condition: Good. This book may show signs of mild wear, possibly indicating that it has been cherished by a previous owner or used as a makeshift doorstop. The pages might be dog-eared, or perhaps the cover displays a certain je ne sais quoi of age that brings character, much like a well-loved teddy bear. You might even find a few crumbs from a hasty snack tucked between the pages, a testament to the real-life adventures that accompany any true reading experience. So, if you’re in the market for a book that combines fruit, friendship, and the odd existential crisis—wrapped in the delightful absurdity of Roald Dahl—look no further than this quirky classic. It will challenge your perceptions of both fruit and friendship, while also providing all the peculiarity you could ever desire. Perhaps you’ll come to embrace the notion that life is just a giant peach, waiting for the right characters to embark on their next whimsical voyage. And remember, this little gem was brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where quirky meets quality, and every page tells a story of its own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2811/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/james-and-the-giant-peach-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin 9780140371567 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2810 Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator by Roald Dahl In a world where elevators are not just for going up and down but for zipping through the air like an over-caffeinated hummingbird, Roald Dahl brings us "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator." This dazzling sequel, published by Puffin in 1995, invites you to join Charlie Bucket, a boy whose life has already been changed by magical chocolate, as he takes a ride in a lift that seems more like a spaceship than a mere mechanism for vertical travel. What will he encounter? We can only speculate, as the cover art looks suspiciously like it was designed during a fever dream of a sugar rush. Now, you may be wondering if this wondrous elevator is anything like the ones you’ve ridden in your local shopping mall—jittery, claustrophobic, possibly with a hint of lingering fried chicken aroma. Spoiler alert: it’s not. Instead, it’s a kaleidoscopic contraption capable of all sorts of madcap adventures, including but not limited to, zipping past the stratosphere, making delightful stops at unexpected locales, and possibly picking up some rather eccentric passengers along the way. One can only hope there’s a talking cat or two involved for good measure. As we navigate this whimsical narrative, it’s essential to remember that the real star here isn’t just the glass elevator—oh no, it’s the sheer absurdity that emerges when you mix a boy with dreams, a madcap inventor, and the inevitable chaos that follows. After all, what’s a journey through the clouds without a sprinkle of mischief? And let’s not forget about the adults who seem to have misplaced their sense of humor, adding a much-needed pinch of irony and a dash of sarcasm to Charlie’s escapades. Just when you think you’ve got the plot figured out and the characters neatly categorized, Dahl throws a curveball that has readers questioning their grasp on logic, reason, and even their understanding of elevators. Each page is a cheeky reminder that nothing is ever quite what it seems in a Dahl story. The laws of physics? Overrated. Safety regulations? Mere suggestions. And what’s a little friendly chaos among friends, right? But let’s not gloss over the illustrations—or lack thereof—because surely a tale such as this deserves a visual feast that matches its verbal chaos. Expect vibrant depictions that might leave your imagination working overtime, straining to keep up with Dahl’s unhinged narrative style. Will you see a flying elevator with colors so bright they could cause sunburn? Only one way to find out! Condition: Good—this book has survived all manner of mischief and mayhem, much like Charlie himself. The pages are slightly yellowed, possibly due to exposure to snack time while reading, and there’s a delightful crinkle that suggests this copy has been well-loved, perhaps even used as a makeshift bookmark for a slice of chocolate cake. It’s got that perfectly imperfect charm that only a second-hand book can offer, a testament to its storied past. In conclusion, “Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator” is not merely a book; it’s a ride through a zany world where anything can happen, and probably will. A quirky adventure filled with humor, heart, and a hint of mayhem awaits you within these pages. So grab your sense of whimsy, and make sure your seatbelt is fastened (metaphorically speaking), because with Crappy Old Books, you’re in for a delightful read that might just hover above the ordinary! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2810/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/charlie-and-the-great-glass-elevator-apr-2025.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin 9780140371550 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2809 Mrs Osmond by John Banville In a world where literary ambition dances precariously on the edge of the dinner table, we find ourselves invited to the elaborate soirée that is John Banville’s "Mrs Osmond." Published in 2017, Banville takes us on a romp through the dilapidated ballroom of human relationships with the finesse of a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Here, we meet the titular Mrs Osmond, a character as intriguing as a half-inflated balloon at a children’s party, and just as full of existential air. This novel is, intriguingly enough, a self-proclaimed sequel to Henry James’s "The Portrait of a Lady." So if you ever found yourself pondering what happens after the curtain falls and the characters shuffle off stage, this is the book for you. Of course, you might not actually recognize the characters anymore, as they seem to have been through quite a few rounds at the existential pub, emerging with both wisdom and a hint of bewilderment. Banville has a penchant for prose that’s as slippery as a greased eel, leaving readers both delighted and slightly confused, much like a poorly executed magic trick. Banville’s writing is a heady concoction of wit and melancholy, exploring themes that might even make you reconsider your own life choices while sipping your tea. One moment, you’ll be smirking at a clever turn of phrase, and the next, you’ll be contemplating your very existence, possibly while staring out the window at the dreary British weather. In "Mrs Osmond," Banville embraces the absurdity of life with both arms, as if it were a long-lost relative coming to stay for an indefinite period. But what *is* Mrs Osmond up to, you ask? Is she planning a revolution against the constraints of societal expectations, or is she merely trying to find a good Wi-Fi signal in a world that seems to be perpetually buffering? The answers are as elusive as a decent cup of tea in a dodgy café, making this book a delightful puzzle to unravel, one cryptic sentence at a time. Readers may find themselves drawn into the psychological labyrinth that Banville constructs, where every twist and turn evokes a blend of admiration and bewilderment. As you navigate the labyrinthine prose, expect to encounter an array of whimsical characters who pop in and out like guests at a particularly odd birthday bash, all of whom seem to have their own agendas, and perhaps an ulterior motive or two. The dialogue sparkles with that sharp, British wit that feels like a much-needed tonic, often leaving the reader chuckling and questioning their own sanity. Condition: Good—this book shows signs of having been read, possibly while perched precariously on a train, with pages slightly dog-eared and a hint of nostalgia lingering like the smell of fish and chips on a blustery day. The cover has seen better days, but isn’t that a testament to its many adventures? After all, every crease tells a story, and every smudge adds a layer of character, much like Mrs Osmond herself. As you embark on this whimsical journey through Banville’s landscape of tangled emotions and devious motivations, don’t forget to keep your wits about you. This is not just a novel; it’s a masterclass in irony, reflecting the absurdity of life with all the elegance of a swan wearing a top hat. So, grab your cup of tea—or perhaps something stronger—and prepare for a literary experience that’s bound to be as quirky as it is profound. In the end, "Mrs Osmond" is a book for the curious and the contemplative, those who appreciate the fine art of literary mischief. Available at Crappy Old Books, this novel offers not just a glimpse into the life of a woman navigating the complexities of her existence but also a reminder that sometimes, the best stories are the ones that leave you perplexed yet oddly satisfied. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2809/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mrs-osmond-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780241977132 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2808 Eats Shoots and Leaves [signed] by Lynne Truss Once upon a time, in the murky depths of the literary world, there erupted a punctuation revolution, fueled by the great and powerful Lynne Truss. Perhaps you’ve heard of her rallying cry? “Eats Shoots and Leaves” isn’t just a title; it’s a declaration of war against the rampant misuse of commas, apostrophes, and—dare we say—semicolons. Set in the early 2000s, a time when people still believed in printed books over cat memes, Truss took it upon herself to champion the cause of the humble comma, as if it were the last bastion of civilized society. This near-mythical tome is a rollicking ride through the wild, wonderful, and often woeful world of punctuation, where every misplaced mark can spell disaster—or at the very least, a perplexed look among grammar enthusiasts. Signed copy. Looks like the eighth edition. Come for the grammar antics, stay for the witty asides and snarky commentary. Truss leads us through a landscape littered with linguistic blunders and faux pas, where misplaced commas can transform a peaceful meal into a scene of utter chaos. Picture a panda, calmly munching on bamboo, suddenly embroiled in a debate about dietary preferences—thanks to a woefully misplaced comma. One can only shudder at the thought. Truss herself is like a punctuation superhero, swooping in to save the day with her arsenal of rules, quips, and a dash of British charm. If only we could all be so dedicated to the cause of grammatical perfection; perhaps the world would be a less ludicrous place, if only marginally so. In a time before autocorrect decided it was the arbiter of all things textual, Truss reminds us that punctuation isn’t merely a series of squiggles on a page; it’s the very fabric of communication. She prompts readers to explore the fine line between clarity and chaos, all while wielding her wit like a finely sharpened quill. “Eats Shoots and Leaves” may just save you from the embarrassment of sending a text that would make your English teacher weep. Need to avoid the confusion between “let’s eat grandma” and “let’s eat, grandma”? Fear not! Lynne’s got your back with her delightful prose and razor-sharp insights. But let’s not forget the deeper implications of this literary masterpiece. Why are we, as a society, so fixated on punctuation? Is it a reflection of our desire for order in a chaotic world, or simply an excuse to fuss over the tiny details while ignoring the bigger picture? Truss takes on this philosophical quandary with all the gravitas of a food critic judging a Michelin-starred dish, making you wonder if you should be more concerned about the commas in your life or the contents of your fridge. After all, in a world where everyone is shouting to be heard, it’s the subtle pauses and careful phrasing that often carry the most weight. Condition: Near Fine. This particular edition, much like a rare breed of punctuation-lover, has escaped the cruelties of time with only minimal signs of wear. The pages are crisp, with just a hint of that delightful old book smell that only comes from years of being cherished—not so much as a coffee stain in sight! It’s practically begging to be snatched off the shelf and presented as the ultimate conversation starter at your next dinner party. Just be prepared for the inevitable debates about Oxford commas and the merits of em dashes over en dashes. So, are you ready to embark on this quirky literary journey? Dust off your highlighters and prepare to underline the myriad rules of punctuation that you may have forgotten, or perhaps never learned in the first place. Whether you’re a grammar aficionado, a casual reader, or someone who just thinks pandas are adorable, “Eats Shoots and Leaves” has something for everyone. And remember, picking up this book from Crappy Old Books is not just a purchase; it’s a commitment to lifelong learning, punctuated with the occasional snicker at our collective grammatical follies. In the end, Lynne Truss invites us all to join the ranks of the punctuation elite, where every dot and dash matters, and the simple act of writing becomes a performance art. So grab your copy and let the grammatical games begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2808/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eats-shoots-and-leaves-apr-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Profile Books 9781861976123 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2807 Songs From the Drowned Lands by Eileen Kernaghan In a world where the oceans rise and civilization sinks like a disgraced ship at a karaoke contest, Eileen Kernaghan’s “Songs From the Drowned Lands” invites you to dive into the soggy remnants of humanity’s ambition. Published in 1983 by Ace Fantasy Books—an era when shoulder pads were a fashion statement and hair care products were a science unto themselves—this tome promises a literary experience that is as whimsical as a mermaid in a bathtub. Imagine, if you will, a land not unlike England after a particularly enthusiastic summer rain, where every plot point is served with a side of existential dread. Our protagonist, an intrepid bard with questionable life choices and a penchant for singing to fish, navigates this murky abyss of saltwater and sorrow. The songs are supposedly uplifting, but one cannot shake the feeling that they might just be sea shanties lamenting the last days of dry land. It’s like Shakespeare wrote a musical while stranded on a sinking yacht. The book is a melting pot of fantastical elements, where the boundaries of reality stretch thin like a well-used fishing net. Kernaghan has the audacity to blend folklore with a splash of irony, creating characters that flounder about as though they’ve forgotten how to swim—metaphorically, of course. The prose invites you to ponder profound questions such as: What is the sound of one fish clapping? Or is that truly a dolphin playing a harp, or just your imagination being wonderfully unhinged? In “Songs From the Drowned Lands,” readers are treated to a delightful assortment of narrative quirks, including but not limited to: A protagonist who has a rather fishy relationship with fate. Plot twists that come as suddenly as a rogue wave. Metaphors so wet you might need a towel. A cast of characters that is both diverse and slightly damp. Imagery that is as vibrant as a coral reef, if the coral were made from recycled bags. As you turn the pages, expect a romantic sub-plot that feels like it was penned by a sea cucumber—adorably awkward and slightly slimy. The dialogue brims with puns that could make even the most stoic fisherman crack a smile, or at least roll his eyes while trying to untangle his line. The book is a feast for the senses, assuming your senses don’t mind getting a bit soggy. Condition: Very Good. The book has survived the ravages of time, much like a mermaid who insists on keeping her seashells in pristine condition. There are only a few creases—evidence of its long journey across the waves of second-hand bookshops and a few dubious yard sales. It’s practically begging to be rescued by a reader who appreciates the absurdity of life and the echo of long-forgotten maritime melodies. So, if you’re in the market for an experience that floats between laughter and melancholy, and you’re willing to wade through the depths of Kernaghan’s imagination, then “Songs From the Drowned Lands” is your perfect companion. It might not save you from the floods of reality, but it’ll certainly provide a buoy to cling to while you contemplate the grander mysteries of existence—like why fish never seem to take up knitting. This peculiar find is available at Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in offering you literary treasures that may or may not have been salvaged from the ocean floor. Come for the words, stay for the quirkiness, and leave with a book that will surely sink into your heart—if not your bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2807/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/songs-from-the-drowned-lands-apr-2025.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Fantasy Books 9780441772421 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2806 Shakespeares History Plays by EMW Tillyard In the grand theatre of literary history, where the playwrights strut and fret like isolated souls on an Elizabethan stage, EMW Tillyard’s "Shakespeare’s History Plays" emerges like an unexpected plot twist, a peculiar blend of scholarship and theatricality. Published in the delightfully retro year of 1964 by Peregrine, this book is a scholarly excursion into the stagecraft and political machinations of Shakespeare’s historical dramas. It’s as if someone decided to give history a couple of cups of tea, a dramatic monologue, and a well-placed dagger. Now, one might wonder why anyone would need yet another book about Shakespeare. After all, we live in an age where even your pet goldfish could probably recite "To be or not to be" if it were given enough time and a good enough incentive (like the promise of fish flakes). Yet Tillyard, with his academic flair and flair for the absurd, puts forth an argument that is as enduring as the Bard himself: that history is not merely a list of dry facts but a grand performance full of pomp, circumstance, and the occasional bout of treachery. The book meanders through the history plays with a wit that is almost as sharp as a Tudor executioner’s axe. Tillyard suggests that these plays, much like your Aunt Mabel’s Christmas pudding, are a curious concoction of various ingredients—some sweet, some a bit burnt, and all strangely compelling. His exploration of history as theatre will leave readers contemplating the fine line between fact and fiction, much like trying to figure out which of your friends has actually read "Hamlet" and which ones are merely pretending after seeing the Kenneth Branagh film. Within these pages, you will find a discussion of the great historical figures of yore—Henry V, Richard III, and perhaps the most riveting of all, the underappreciated Earl of Wessex—who all strut about in their tights and ruff collars, playing out their destinies under the watchful eye of a rather cheeky playwright. Did they get their moment of glory because they were truly great leaders, or were they merely cast well? Tillyard tackles this question with the finesse of a juggler at a village fair, keeping the audience captivated even as he drops the occasional ball. And yet, one cannot help but ponder the absurdity of trying to encapsulate the chaotic brilliance of Shakespeare’s works within the bounds of academic prose. It’s like trying to bottle the laughter of a child or the scent of freshly baked bread—futile, often messy, and ultimately a bit ridiculous. Tillyard, with his earnest intentions, may inadvertently remind readers that even the most revered figures of history were, at times, nothing more than actors in a grand play, often subject to the whims of fate, public opinion, and, of course, the occasional rogue playwright. This edition of Tillyard’s magnum opus is in "Good" condition, which is to say that it has survived the test of time with all the grace of a seasoned thespian who has spent a few too many hours in the sun. The cover may show signs of wear, much like the ageing charm of your local pub, and the pages, while intact, carry the scent of wisdom and the faint aroma of a distant library. Condition: The book is in surprisingly good shape despite its vintage aura, with pages that are still crisp enough to feel like you’re flipping through history itself (though perhaps not the history you recall from your last school lesson). Creases and dog-eared corners indicate that it has been cherished, read, and possibly even spilled upon during a heated debate about the merits of the Lancasters versus the Yorks. For the discerning scholar or the casual reader, this tome holds the promise of a delightful journey through history that both educates and entertains. So, if you find yourself longing for a dose of literary wit and a touch of history’s absurdity, look no further than this delightfully quirky volume. It may not answer all your questions about Shakespeare, but it will certainly add a dash of irreverent charm to your bookshelf. Seek out Crappy Old Books, where literary treasures like this await those brave enough to explore the eccentricities of our past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2806/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shakespeares-history-playes-apr-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peregrine no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2805 The Essex Serpent by Sarah Perry In a literary landscape teeming with predictability, Sarah Perry’s "The Essex Serpent" rises like a particularly stubborn puff of smoke from a boggy marsh, beckoning you to step into its murky depths. Published in 2017 by Profile Books, this novel doesn’t just capture the essence of Victorian England; it seems to crinkle its nose at it while making a cheeky face. Set against the backdrop of a village beset by superstitions and strange happenings, you might find yourself wondering if Perry’s ink was dipped in the very waters of the Thames, or perhaps mixed with the local gin. Either way, you’re in for a ride that’s both unsettling and utterly absorbing. Our protagonist, Cora Seaborne, is a woman of science and rationality—or is she? Her exploration of the mythical Essex Serpent is an intriguing metaphor for the clash between reason and the inexplicable. With her penchant for fossil hunting and a penchant for causing mild chaos wherever she goes, Cora might just be the heroine you never knew you needed. You’ll find yourself questioning everything: Is she a forward-thinking feminist icon or merely a confusingly ambitious fish out of water? And what about the serpent? Because if you think this book is merely a period piece about the taming of a woman’s spirit, you’re in for a surprise as scaly and slippery as the creature itself. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter a delightful cast that includes local clergy, curious townsfolk, and the obligatory brooding male figure whose intentions seem as murky as the waters of the River Blackwater. The dynamics of their relationships are as tangled as the roots of a centuries-old oak tree—rooted in tradition yet stretching towards ever-elusive modernity. Add to that a dash of the supernatural, and what you have is a blend of genres that feels like a peculiar cocktail best sipped by the light of a flickering candle on a stormy night. But let’s not forget the real star of the show: the Essex itself. This isn’t just any ordinary serpent but a metaphorical beast that represents the fears and desires of an entire society. It also gives people an excuse to gossip over tea, which we all know is the true pastime of the British. The townsfolk are more than happy to speculate about the creature’s existence, their imaginations running wild while the local vicar tries to keep a firm grip on his sanity—and his congregation. Ah, the beauty of a good old-fashioned mystery, wrapped in layers of historical poignancy! Now, if you’re expecting a straightforward narrative free of twists and enigmatic subplots, you might want to sit down with a nice cup of tea and rethink your choices. Perry’s storytelling is as unpredictable as the British weather—one moment you’re basking in the warmth of insight, and the next you’re drenched in a downpour of existential dread. Yet, therein lies the charm: each page is a delightful invitation to ponder, reflect, and perhaps question your own beliefs. Through the fog of the narrative emerges a discussion of faith, science, love, and the inherently messy human experience. It’s as if Perry has taken the Victorian novel and given it a good shake, resulting in a cocktail of chaos that is delightfully intoxicating. Condition: This particular copy is in good condition, but don’t expect it to be pristine. Its well-worn pages have encountered more cups of tea than a local café, and the cover bears the stains of a life well-lived, filled with thrilling reads and intense pondering. It’s the sort of book that has seen some action, maybe even a few late-night debates about the true nature of the universe. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of character in their reading material. So, if you’re in the market for a novel that captures both the essence of a bygone era and the complexities of the human soul, “The Essex Serpent” might just be your next literary escapade. Just be sure to pick it up from Crappy Old Books, where even the quirkiest tales find a home among the forgotten treasures of literary history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2805/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-essex-serpent-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Profile Books 9781781255452 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2804 The Living World Of Shakespeare by John Wain In a world where the Bard’s quill still seems to drip with the ink of life, John Wain’s "The Living World Of Shakespeare" explores the enigmatic existence of William Shakespeare as if he were a character from one of his own plays—unfolding in a haze of sonnets and the occasional existential crisis. Published in 1964, this Penguin classic invites you to contemplate the undulating waves of Elizabethan theatre, where the air was thick with the scent of ambition, betrayal, and, presumably, a fair amount of pomade. Imagine if Shakespeare himself had taken a brief respite from penning tragedies and comedies to pen a bestseller about his own life. What would that look like? Spoiler alert: it likely wouldn’t include any tips on how to master the perfect iambic pentameter, but rather a delightful romp through the cobbled streets of Stratford-upon-Avon and the smoky taverns of London, where he probably pondered the meaning of life over a pint or two of ale, whilst dodging the occasional bad review. Wain, with his ever-so-slightly sardonic tone, brings this quaint yet complex world to your living room, making you wonder if you’re reading literature or a cheeky history lesson wrapped in a leather-bound cover. As you meander through the pages, you’ll encounter a host of curiosities, including Shakespeare’s musings on the human condition and the untold stories of the players who flitted in and out of his life like ghosts in a misty forest. Does Wain dare to suggest that the great man himself was more than just a playwright? Yes, he does—he was a multifaceted genius who grappled with fame, love, and the inexplicable urge to write things down, leaving us mere mortals to decode his thoughts centuries later, possibly over tea and scones. Wain’s prose is a delightful blend of scholarly inquiry and cheeky irreverence, perfect for those who find themselves caught between the lofty aspirations of literary analysis and the equally lofty task of staying awake through it. As you flip through the pages, prepare to be dazzled (or perhaps mildly amused) by Wain’s ability to elevate trivia into high art. Did you know, for example, that Shakespeare may have had a preference for doublets over trousers? Well, if Wain didn’t say that, he certainly could have, and wouldn’t that be a conversation starter at your next book club meeting? Condition: Good. Yes, this book is in good condition, which is a euphemism for "slightly worn but still very much alive," much like the Shakespearean characters Wain so adores. The pages might be yellowing like the dreams of those who attempted to act in the Bard’s plays, and the cover may have seen better days—much like King Lear after a particularly stormy night. But fear not, dear reader, for the words within remain vibrant, brimming with the essence of an era that cherished language as both weapon and balm. As you delve deeper into Wain’s exploration, you will encounter a treasure trove of insights that inspire and perplex in equal measure. Here are just a few delightful tidbits you might expect to glean from this literary escapade: The role of women in Shakespeare’s life—intriguing and scandalous! A tour of the lesser-known haunts that inspired his plays, complete with dubious anecdotes. The odd habit of contemporary critics and how they fawned over or flayed his genius. Speculations on Shakespeare’s favourite drink (spoiler: it’s probably not water). Some rather odd theories about his mysterious disappearance from history. Was he abducted by time travellers? So, if your bookshelf is in dire need of a quirky companion piece, look no further! "The Living World Of Shakespeare" is your ticket to a literary soirée that’s part history, part whimsy, and all entertaining. Don’t miss this opportunity to snatch up a slice of Shakespearean life as sold by Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eclectic than our inventory is our sense of humour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2804/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/teh-living-world-of-shakespeare-apr-2025.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2803 A Handful Of Thieves by Nina Bawden In an era where education danced with the occasional mischief, Nina Bawden’s "A Handful Of Thieves" emerges like a rogue in a top hat—a whimsical tale from 1979 that somehow managed to slip through the cracks of conventional storytelling. Published by Heinemann Educational Books, a publisher known for nurturing the minds of the young and old alike, this volume is a delightful reminder that even the most pious of institutions can be shaken by a bit of lighthearted larceny. This book invites you to revel in the absurdity of youthful mischief, with a title that suggests a band of merry rogues, cheeky in their pursuits. One can only speculate what sort of escapades these characters engage in, perhaps involving stolen sweets, clandestine cookie raids, or a clandestine operation to nab the last slice of cake at a school fête. The charm lies in how it depicts the innocent, albeit slightly criminal, spirit of youth: the sort that thinks “borrowing” without asking is just a less formal form of sharing. As you flip through the pages, you’ll likely stumble upon a cast of characters whose quirkiness could make even the most mundane school day feel like a grand adventure. Imagine kids with enough charisma to charm their way out of trouble, using their cunning to execute elaborate plans with the precision of seasoned thieves, only to find themselves ensnared in their own delightful webs of deception. But let’s not forget the educational aspect that the publisher, Heinemann, sought to imbue. This book purportedly serves a dual purpose: it is not merely a tale of theft, but also a lesson in morality, ethics, and the questionable nature of right and wrong as perceived through the innocent eyes of children. Perhaps Bawden intended for a reader to ponder the fine line between mischief and mayhem, or maybe she simply wanted to entertain us with tales of pre-adolescent shenanigans. Either way, the opportunity to reflect on the nuances of childhood mischief while giggling over the antics of these pint-sized scamps is a win-win! Ah, the joy of nostalgia! You may even find yourself reminiscing about your own escapades—like that time you and your mates ’borrowed’ the neighbourhood dog for an afternoon of mock rescue missions. Such whimsical memories could be sparked by Bawden’s pen, reminding us that thievery in its purest form is often just an extension of creativity. Who knew that a handful of thieves could lead to endless reflections on the nature of childhood innocence? Now, if you’re concerned about the wear and tear of this particular copy, fret not! Condition: Good. Yes, you read that correctly. It’s not just "acceptable," nor does it boast the grandeur of "very good." It’s simply "good," which in the realm of second-hand books means there might be a few dog-eared pages and the occasional ink smudge from a previous reader’s enthusiastic marginalia, but nothing that detracts from the sheer joy of the experience. This book has lived, breathed, and perhaps even schemed, just like its characters. So, if you’re looking to add a sprinkle of nostalgic mischief to your literary collection or simply want to ponder the ethical dilemmas of youth while enjoying some good old-fashioned hilarity, "A Handful Of Thieves" is your ticket to a most peculiar adventure. And as always, if you find yourself longing for more of these literary wonders, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where quirky treasures await, each with its own delightful backstory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2803/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-handful-of-thieves-apr-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann Educational Books 9780435121907 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2802 The Penguin Complete Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle Welcome to a rather unique literary experience where the pages of deduction, mystery, and slightly musty charm await you! Here we have "The Penguin Complete Sherlock Holmes," that famed collection of tales by the illustrious Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Published in the year of our dubious Lord 1981, this volume is a veritable magpie’s nest of intrigue, housed within an iconic black-and-white cover that can only be described as the literary equivalent of a well-pressed suit—classic but not without a few wrinkles. One might say it’s like inviting a Victorian gentleman into your living room, complete with a pipe and a penchant for eccentric deductions. What can one expect from this charming anthology, you ask? Well, for starters, it contains every single Sherlockian escapade ever penned by Doyle. Yes, even that one where Holmes solves the case of the missing socks, which he swears is his most riveting work yet! The sheer volume of detective work contained within these pages is enough to make anyone consider taking up a magnifying glass and a deerstalker cap, even if only to find the remote control that has mysteriously vanished from the coffee table. As you flip through these pages, prepare to encounter a plethora of dastardly villains with names you’ll struggle to pronounce and plots so convoluted they would make a contemporary soap opera seem as straightforward as a toddler’s drawing. From the morose moors of England to the fog-laden streets of London, our intrepid detective Holmes, alongside his ever-loyal sidekick, Dr. Watson, traverses a landscape of mystery that will make you question not only the motivations of the characters but also your own decision to read a 1981 Penguin edition instead of one of those shiny new hardbacks. Not to be overlooked is the delightful assortment of illustrations peppered throughout. These engravings, which seem to have been lifted from the annals of time, add a certain je ne sais quoi to your reading experience, or perhaps just a lingering sense of nostalgia for those long-gone days when books were made of actual paper and not an amalgamation of pixels. Each sketch is a silent witness to the shenanigans that Holmes and Watson find themselves embroiled in, and trust us, they are as expressive as the authors’ intentions (which may or may not have been entirely clear). Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: the lack of an ISBN. This book is like a rogue detective, slipping through the cracks of the system and defying categorization. It’s as if it was born in a shadowy alley, free from the confines of modern bureaucracy, inviting you to join a secret society of readers who appreciate the thrill of the hunt—in this case, the hunt for that elusive 10-digit number. Such a bold statement speaks volumes about its anarchic spirit, or perhaps just an oversight in the publishing department. Condition: Good. Yes, this book has seen better days, but so have most of us. The spine bears the scars of multiple readings, and the corners may be slightly dog-eared, like a beloved pet who has lived a life of adventure. Perhaps there are a few annotations from a previous owner, possibly a detective-in-training who couldn’t resist jotting down their theories in the margins. These delightful quirks lend a certain character to the book; after all, what’s a little wear and tear in the name of literary passion? So, if you fancy stepping into the shoes of a sleuth yourself, or simply wish to impress your friends with your knowledge of Victorian crime-fighting techniques, look no further than this charming volume. It’s the ideal companion for those long, rainy evenings when piecing together the puzzle of life seems like a herculean task. In the end, wouldn’t you rather be lost in a world of fog and mystery than, say, scrolling mindlessly through another streaming service? Join the ranks of readers who have experienced the timeless escapades of Sherlock Holmes through Crappy Old Books, where every title carries with it a sense of history, a hint of irony, and a dash of the quirky. You may not solve any crimes, but you might just unearth a treasure trove of literary delight, one slightly battered book at a time! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2802/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penguin-complete-sherlock-holmes-apr-2025.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2801 Past Imperfect by Joan Collins In the annals of literary history, few volumes achieve the exquisite balance of nostalgia and absurdity quite like "Past Imperfect" by the ever-illustrious Joan Collins. Published in 1979 by Coronet Books, this tome promises to take you on a whirlwind journey through the kaleidoscopic landscape of the past—one that may or may not resemble the fever dream of a soap opera writer on a particularly whimsical afternoon. With a title that teeters precariously on the edge of self-reflection and sheer melodrama, Collins, known for her unparalleled flair for the outrageous, invites readers to rummage through her mind like a nostalgic hoarder sifting through boxes of half-baked memories and glittering trinkets. One might even question if ’past imperfect’ is a clever play on the inevitable imperfections of our own storied lives or just a snappy bit of wordplay designed to distract from, well, the actual content. As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter a vibrant tapestry woven from the threads of Collins’s experiences—real or imagined. In one moment, she may regale you with tales of glitzy parties filled with the cream of society, and in the next, she might plunge headfirst into a pit of self-doubt, punctuated by dramatic pauses and the faint echo of a champagne cork popping somewhere in the distance. You may find yourself pondering deep philosophical questions like, "How much hairspray is too much?" or "Is it possible to be both glamorous and relatable?" The book is peppered with anecdotes that read like a list of the most delightful absurdities that one can only experience in a life as colorful as Collins’s own. Readers will encounter pearls of wisdom such as: How to survive an awkward encounter with a former flame while wearing sequins The best way to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in a world where everyone seems to be vying for your spotlight Recipes for cocktails that may or may not cure existential dread How to perfect the art of the dramatic sigh, even when you’re alone Fashion tips that defy the laws of physics and, occasionally, gravity Reading "Past Imperfect" is akin to attending a dinner party hosted by a fabulous eccentric—there will be laughter, the occasional gasp, and perhaps a spoonful of eye-rolling as you consider whether you’d be brave enough to wear that shocking shade of chartreuse. You may be left pondering whether Collins is simply a master of wit or merely a storyteller with a flair for the flamboyant. Either way, your time with this book will surely be memorable, if for no other reason than it will give you a healthy dose of irony to reflect on long after you’ve closed its cover. Condition: Good; a description that could also apply to the state of one’s love life after a few too many glasses of wine. The cover may show signs of wear that bear witness to both the passage of time and the many readers who have devoured—or at least grazed upon—this delightful absurdity. Pages might bear the subtle creases of life: a forgotten coffee ring here, a stray fingerprint there, as a testament to the book’s storied past. As you navigate through this riveting exploration of yesteryears, just remember: life, much like "Past Imperfect," is far too short to take everything seriously. And if you find yourself chuckling, cringing, or simply nodding in agreement, rest assured that you are not alone in this peculiar literary journey, brought to you by Crappy Old Books—where the past is never really perfect, but it’s always entertaining. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2801/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/past-imperfect-apr-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340238288 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2799 The Mallen Litter by Catherine Cookson In a world that often feels more mundane than a cup of lukewarm tea left unattended, Catherine Cookson’s *The Mallen Litter* emerges as a cheeky, if not slightly ludicrous, reminder that a family saga can be both a source of comfort and a bewildering head-scratcher. Published in 1979 and gracing the shelves of Corgi Books, this novel invites you into the tangled web of the Mallen family—a clan as dysfunctional as a three-legged chair in a posh pub. Prepare for rollercoaster emotions and improbable antics that could leave you wondering if you’ve stumbled into a reality TV show set in the Yorkshire Dales. Set against the backdrop of the gritty yet charming post-war British landscape, *The Mallen Litter* is not just a book; it’s a veritable smorgasbord of human folly. Expect to encounter a cast of characters so vividly depicted you might mistake them for your own relatives, perhaps the ones you only see at Christmas and avoid eye contact with. Each Mallen is crafted with more quirks than a flea market on a rainy Sunday, and their escapades may resemble your last family gathering—albeit with more melodrama and fewer boring anecdotes about the weather. If you’re wondering what a ‘litter’ of Mallens might entail, you’re not alone. One might be forgiven for imagining a group of unruly kittens unleashed upon an unsuspecting household. Yet, in Cookson’s world, it seems to imply a collection of unruly humans with enough baggage to fill an entire cargo plane. Their trials and tribulations unfold like a badly choreographed dance number, leaving you both bewildered and entertained. As you turn the pages, you may find yourself asking, “Is this truly a work of fiction, or am I reading the memoirs of my great aunt who once ran off with a magician?” Among the scatterings of love, betrayal, and pies that may or may not have been baked with love, the novel delves into the deep chasms of human emotions. The characters, bless their hearts, often swing between profound wisdom and astonishing stupidity—a duality that guarantees plenty of eye-rolling and snorts of laughter. You might even catch yourself muttering, “Oh, you silly Mallen,” as you root for their impossible dreams while bracing for inevitable disaster. For those who appreciate a touch of irony in their reading, *The Mallen Litter* serves as a beautiful paradox. It’s a book that admonishes the past while relishing in its own nostalgia, much like that old, moth-eaten sweater your grandma knitted but insisted you wear to every family function. In lesser hands, this narrative might have crumbled under the weight of its own ambition, but Cookson’s pen dances nimbly over the page, creating a captivating tapestry of human experience that is both chaotic and oddly heartwarming. Condition: Good. This delightful tome has seen better days but still retains a certain charm, much like a British seaside postcard that has faded in the sun. The cover has more creases than a well-loved map and the pages might have the odd dog-ear—perfect for those who appreciate the ‘vintage’ aspect of literature. You’ll find the occasional smudge, a testament to the previous owner’s well-meaning snack breaks, but fear not—these only add to the character of this literary treasure. With wit sharper than a Yorkshire farmer’s scythe and characters that could give your own family a run for their money, *The Mallen Litter* promises a reading experience that’ll make you laugh, cry, and perhaps even question your life choices. Ideal for those long evenings when you seek escapism wrapped in a quilt of irony, this book is a quirky addition to any bookshelf. So, whether you’re a Cookson aficionado or merely a curious passerby, consider giving *The Mallen Litter* a home. You can find this quirky title and more oddities at Crappy Old Books, where literary treasures await those with a taste for the eccentric. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2799/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mallen-litter-apr-1025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2798 Dunkerleys by Howard Spring Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes on "Dunkerleys" by the illustrious Howard Spring, a literary tome that, much like a fine wine left unattended at a picnic, has developed an unexpected bouquet of eccentricity over the years. Published in 1966 by the ever-so-reliable Fontana Books, this novel is a whimsical dive into a world that may or may not resemble the actual world, leaving readers to ponder whether they’ve stumbled into a literary Dadaist art installation instead of a coherent narrative. Now, what does one expect when settling down with "Dunkerleys"? You may anticipate a gripping tale of intrigue, a riveting exploration of character, or perhaps a narrative so tightly woven that it leaves you gasping for air. But how naïve! Instead, prepare yourself for a delightful jaunt through the peculiarities of life, relationships, and the oddities that bind us. Picture characters so quirkily drawn that you might suspect they’ve stepped off the pages of a Victorian sketchbook, complete with top hats, monocles, and a tendency to recite poetry at inappropriate moments. Our author, Howard Spring, seems to have made it his mission to turn the mundane into the magnificent—or perhaps merely the ludicrous. With a keen eye for the absurdity of everyday life, he presents us with a veritable buffet of eccentric characters and bizarre situations that may or may not reflect actual human behaviour. Who needs realism when you can have a surreal parade of misfits and oddballs, each more outlandish than the last? The Dunkerleys family, after all, is not your typical collection of run-of-the-mill relatives; they’re more akin to a circus troupe, complete with all the chaos and charm that entails. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself enchanted by the following elements, each more bewildering than the last: A family dog that appears to have more personality than several characters combined. A tea party that devolves into an impromptu debate on the philosophy of cheese. An aunt who insists on wearing a hat made entirely of fruit—yes, you read that right. Conversations that sound suspiciously like a game of verbal tennis, with no clear winner in sight. Events that seem to defy the laws of time and space, all while remaining delightfully British. Condition: Good. This book has weathered the years with the charm of a well-loved sweater, featuring dog-eared pages, the occasional scribble in the margins, and perhaps a lingering scent of Earl Grey tea. It’s the kind of book that makes you feel like you’ve borrowed a beloved tome from a friend’s eccentric great-aunt, who insists on telling you the backstory of every stain. Think of it as your own personal time capsule, preserving the whimsical spirit of the 1960s for your reading pleasure. As you immerse yourself in "Dunkerleys," don’t be alarmed if you find your chuckles turning to guffaws or your raised eyebrows becoming a permanent fixture. This is not merely a book; it is a veritable rollercoaster ride through the idiosyncrasies of life. Howard Spring’s peculiar brand of humour transcends the ordinary, inviting you to join the ranks of those who find joy in the absurd. Readers beware: after experiencing the Dunkerleys, you may never be able to look at a family gathering the same way again. So, if you’re in the mood for a whimsical jaunt through the enchantingly bizarre, look no further. "Dunkerleys" awaits, ready to pull you into its peculiar embrace. Just remember, it’s sold by Crappy Old Books for a reason—this delightful oddity is bound to become a favourite conversation starter at your next tea party, or perhaps that event you awkwardly call a family reunion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2798/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dunkerleys-apr-2025.jpg 5.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2797 Wild Justice by Wilbur Smith Wild Justice (1979) – Wilbur Smith Pan Books ISBN: 0330261045 Condition: Good, as respectably battle-worn by Crappy Old Books. Welcome to the golden age of the airport paperback, when men were called things like Stride or Falcon, terrorists always had a codename, and international crises could be solved by one extremely determined man with access to helicopters. Wild Justice is Wilbur Smith doing what Wilbur Smith does best: high-octane thriller, exotic locations, moral ambiguity, explosions, and at least one tough decision that really should involve a committee, but absolutely does not. This is the sort of book where: Planes get hijacked. Governments panic. Secret units are assembled. And the solution to world-scale terror incidents appears to be: “Send in a deeply intense man with a past and see what happens.” What’s going on in here (other than adrenaline) Without spoiling every twist, inside you’ll find: A Very Serious Protagonist™ Tough, skilled, haunted, and fully prepared to improvise morally questionable solutions at 30,000 feet. You know the type. If he has a first name, it’s probably said in full only once, in a moment of emotional crisis. Hijacks, hostages, and high-stakes decisions We’re talking terrorists, demands, ticking clocks, and international politics boiled down to: “You have minutes. Decide now.” Locations that require maps you don’t have Wilbur Smith’s trademark: bits of Africa, remote islands, ambiguous coastal bases, and places that definitely lie beyond the reach of sensible paperwork. Moral dilemmas with explosions Do you negotiate, retaliate, rescue, avenge, or all of the above in the space of a chapter? Smith’s answer: yes. It’s 1970s thriller energy at full tilt: cigarette smoke, radio chatter, and men staring grimly through windows while something burns in the distance. About the condition (thriller-grade “Good”) This copy is rated Good, which for Crappy Old Books means: The cover is intact and presentable, with only light signs of life – maybe a soft crease here, a little edge-rub there, as if it has already flown through a couple of imaginary crisis zones. The spine is sound and readable, possibly with gentle lines of use, but nothing that says “I have been read to death on ten package holidays.” The pages are clean, complete and firmly attached – no loose gatherings, no tragic half-detached chunks. Just that faint, glorious hint of vintage paperback age. In short: it looks like a paperback that’s seen some action, but could absolutely go another mission. Why you may “accidentally” read this in one sitting You enjoy old-school thrillers where people make snap life-or-death decisions without pausing to open a laptop. You’re weak for plots involving hijacks, covert missions, and highly unofficial operations that would give any real-life civil servant a migraine. You’d like to visit multiple continents without leaving your chair, preferably while someone is shouting into a radio. You appreciate that subtle 70s flavour: a bit politically dated, a bit macho, a lot dramatic. This is not introspective literary fiction where everyone sits around in kitchens discussing their feelings. This is “strap in, something’s going to blow up” fiction. Why a “Good” Crappy Old Books copy is ideal Because: You can chuck it in a bag, take it on a train or flight, and not worry about “ruining” it. It’s already sensibly broken in. It still looks respectable enough to sit proudly on your shelf between other thrillers, war stories, and that one earnest non-fiction book you swear you’ll read someday. Any tiny crease or soft corner only adds to the impression that this paperback has already survived one dangerous assignment and is ready for another. No need for plastic covers, archival gloves, or reverence. It’s a working thriller. The sales pitch disguised as a mission briefing Wild Justice delivers: Action. Suspense. A strong hit of Cold War-era paranoia and 1970s “we’ll take it from here, Minister” energy. You get big feelings, big risks, and big set pieces, all wrapped up in a brisk, page-turning package that absolutely does not care if you were planning an early night. So here it is: Wild Justice (1979) by Wilbur Smith. Tense, punchy, international, and just the right amount of outrageous. Condition: Good, and dramatically ready for deployment, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Buy it. Board the metaphorical plane. And hope your flight experience is significantly calmer than anything that happens in chapter one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2797/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wild-justice-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330261043 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2796 Keeping The Hours by Evelyn Cresswell In a world where time is a fickle mistress, Evelyn Cresswell’s “Keeping The Hours” attempts to tackle the ever-elusive concept of chronometry with the subtlety of a marching band in a library. Published in 2007 by the modestly ambitious Cluster Publications, this book serves as a delightful reminder that while clocks tick, life certainly doesn’t come with a manual – or does it? One can’t help but wonder if Cresswell has somehow managed to bottle the essence of time itself, only to spill it haphazardly across the pages of this literary endeavor. Within these leaves of literary audacity, Cresswell seemingly invites you to ponder the profound but ends up offering a brew of confusion served with a side of irony. Is it a meditation on the passage of time? A whimsical adventure through the hours? Or perhaps, just a collection of musings that invoke the existential dread of realising you haven’t quite done anything significant with your own hours? It’s a gamble, dear reader, and the house always wins. As you leaf through the chapters, you may encounter characters who are as perplexed as you are about the meaning of life and its relationship with the relentless ticking of the clock. They may find themselves engaging in profound discussions about the significance of each hour while simultaneously struggling to remember what they had for breakfast. Cresswell appears to relish this contradiction, perhaps hinting at the absurdity of our own lives, where we count the minutes while losing track of the joys of the moment. In an ironic twist, the author seems to be saying that the more we try to control time, the more chaotic our existence becomes. With a narrative style that flits about like a particularly cheeky butterfly, “Keeping The Hours” offers a blend of whimsical prose and bewildering insights that might leave you wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a philosophy lecture disguised as a novel. Readers may find themselves grappling with questions such as: What does it mean to truly keep the hours? Can one manage time without losing their sanity? Is there a secret society of clock enthusiasts lurking in the shadows? Are the hours counted on a sundial as valid as those on a digital watch? And, most importantly, can one ever have too many tea breaks in a day? Condition: This copy of “Keeping The Hours” is in good condition, which is a polite way of saying it has been previously loved. There are signs of wear that suggest it has traveled through the hands of at least one other bemused reader, perhaps one who attempted to decipher Cresswell’s labyrinthine thoughts while simultaneously juggling a cup of Earl Grey and a calendar filled with missed appointments. With the charm of a quirky second-hand bookstore, Crappy Old Books presents this literary oddity for your perusal. If you fancy a stroll through the perplexities of time or simply wish to add an eccentric conversation starter to your shelf, then this book is waiting for you. Just remember: in the grand scheme of things, it’s not how you keep the hours that matters, but how many cups of tea you have in the process. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2796/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/keeping-the-hours-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cluster Publications 9781875053674 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2795 Lieutenant Hornblower by CS Forester Lieutenant Hornblower thrusts readers into the turbulent world of naval warfare during the Napoleonic era, where ambition, loyalty, and courage collide on the high seas. As second lieutenant aboard HMS Renown, young Horatio Hornblower must navigate treacherous waters — not just against the enemy, but within his own command, as suspicion grows around the ship’s increasingly unstable captain. Through mutiny, storms, and battles both political and literal, Hornblower’s sharp mind and unshakable resolve are put to the ultimate test. In this gripping tale of leadership under fire, C.S. Forester brings the age of sail vividly to life, capturing the making of one of literature’s most compelling naval heroes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2795/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lieutenant-hornblower-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2794 The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain is a timeless celebration of youth, mischief, and the boundless imagination of childhood. Set along the banks of the Mississippi River, this beloved novel follows the spirited Tom Sawyer as he navigates boyhood adventures—from tricking his friends into whitewashing a fence to discovering hidden treasure and confronting dark secrets in a haunted graveyard. With unforgettable characters like the mischievous Huckleberry Finn and the kind-hearted Becky Thatcher, Twain captures the humor, heart, and wildness of growing up. Full of adventure, danger, and laughter, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer remains one of America’s greatest and most enduring tales. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2794/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/he-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-apr-2025.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2793 The Love Machine by Jacqueline Susann Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and behold the literary marvel that is “The Love Machine” by Jacqueline Susann, a veritable tour de force from the 1970s, where love is as electric as a faulty toaster and just about as reliable. This Corgi Books edition, a delightful relic of an era where polyester reigned supreme and dinner parties were an Olympic sport, invites you to explore the dizzying highs and the gut-wrenching lows of romance, celebrity, and the era’s unquenchable thirst for scandal. It’s a wonder how Susann managed to cram so much drama between the covers—perhaps she was channeling the spirit of disco itself. Now, one must ponder what it means to be a “Love Machine.” Is it a metaphorical contraption designed to churn out hearts and flowers, or perhaps an elaborate ruse to mask the chaos of human relationships? Our guess is as good as yours. The protagonist might just be a man who has mastered the fine art of seduction, or he could be an emotional wreck wandering through the glittering halls of High Society, wondering where he parked his self-esteem. One thing’s for sure: if you’re expecting a straightforward romance, you might find yourself tangled in a web of emotional labyrinths more twisted than a pretzel at a German beer fest. Remember the 1970s? A time when the social mores were as fluid as a lava lamp and as unpredictable as a game of Twister at a family reunion? Susann captures this ethos splendidly, with characters that sparkle and sizzle like cheap champagne. Inside these pages, you’ll encounter the usual suspects: the lovesick starlet, the jaded producer, and that one friend who insists on offering unsolicited relationship advice—even if he hasn’t had a date since the last Ice Age. The dialogues crackle with wit, and the plot twists are more surprising than finding an avocado in a 1970s salad. The book’s setting takes you to the heart of the glamorous yet absurd world of fame, where relationships are as transactional as a pint at the local pub. It begs the question: is love merely a business arrangement dressed up in romantic finery? Perhaps this is a cautionary tale warning us all about the perils of mixing love with ambition. Or maybe it’s just a playful romp through the absurdities of life as we knew it back when bell-bottoms were cool and ‘woke’ was just a simple word for getting out of bed. Condition: This copy is in good shape, which is quite impressive considering its age and the numerous times it has likely been passed around at various book clubs where the wine flowed as freely as the gossip. The pages are yellowing just enough to give it a charming patina of nostalgia, while the cover maintains a certain je ne sais quoi, evoking the spirit of the era without the faintest whiff of mothballs. A few dog-eared corners and a smudge or two might give it character, much like the characters within. So, if you’re in the market for an ironic read that captures the essence of 1970s romance—complete with all its frills and pitfalls—this is the book for you. “The Love Machine” promises not only to entertain but also to ignite a fierce debate at your next dinner gathering. Who doesn’t love a bit of literary controversy on a Tuesday evening? Join the ranks of those who have thumbed through this tantalizing tome from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate literature that may not always be perfect but is always an adventure. Don’t miss the chance to add this slice of vintage drama to your collection—who knows, it might just help you navigate the wild waters of love and life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2793/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-love-machine-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2792 Never Tell by Catherine McCall Ah, the enigmatic world of secrets and unspoken truths, neatly packaged in a volume called Never Tell by Catherine McCall. Published by Ebury Press in 2010, this book flirts with the tantalising idea that perhaps there are things we are simply not meant to share. But who needs secrets when you have a second-hand book with a spine that has seen better days? You could almost write your own secrets in the margins, though it’s quite possible that the original owner already did. Who doesn’t love a little post-modern dialogue with a fellow reader? In Never Tell, McCall takes us down the rabbit hole of human relationships, where the absence of communication breeds the kind of tension usually reserved for poorly lit coffee shop encounters. You may wonder if the characters in this narrative have ever heard of the phrase ’let’s just talk about it’. Instead, they choose to meander through a labyrinth of misunderstandings and half-hearted confessions, making you question whether the author has a secret vendetta against clarity. What could compel someone to entitle their book Never Tell? Perhaps it’s a challenge to the reader: can you keep a secret? Or maybe it’s a promise that the contents within are so riveting that you’ll find yourself sharing snippets with everyone at the office, unbidden. “Oh, you won’t believe what I read!” you might say, only to pause awkwardly when you remember the title. Oops. But hey, at least you didn’t tell, right? As you delve deeper into McCall’s written world, you might find that the characters are as relatable as a soggy biscuit at a tea party. They wade through their intricacies like a duck in a pond—graceful on the surface but paddling furiously beneath. You’ll meet the usual suspects: the conflicted protagonist, the mysterious stranger, and of course, the well-meaning friend who always seems to be slightly out of the loop. If this sounds like your last family gathering, then you’re in for a treat! This book boasts a charm that can only be described as “accidentally trendy.” It’s the type of read that might pair well with a cup of herbal tea while you stare longingly out of the window, contemplating life choices. Will you decide to embrace the drama or simply roll your eyes and toss it on the coffee table? Either way, its presence will spark conversations, if not about the book itself, then definitely about the oddity of its title. Condition: Good. This book has been previously owned, and it shows—slight creases on the cover, a dog-eared page here and there, and perhaps even a mysterious coffee stain that gives it that authentic “well-read” vibe. It smells faintly of curiosity and a hint of what could have been a delightful chat with the previous owner. Let’s be honest, it’s the literary equivalent of a warm hug from an awkward friend. If you’re still on the fence about this delightful tome, consider the following points: It’s the perfect conversation starter at your next gathering. Possibly contains wisdom about the value of not sharing every little detail. The cover art is striking enough to catch the eye of any bookish passerby. It’s not every day you come across a book that dares you to keep quiet. It might just inspire you to finally confess that embarrassing secret you’ve been holding onto. So, if you fancy a romp through the convoluted tapestry of human connection without actually making any real connections yourself, Never Tell could be just what you need. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where you can pick up this delightful slice of life without the commitment of a new book that hasn’t been seasoned by time or the occasional coffee spill. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2792/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/never-tell-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ebury Press 9780091929039 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2791 The Shack by Wm Paul Young In a literary landscape filled with self-help manuals and existential musings, "The Shack" by Wm Paul Young emerges as a peculiar temple of thought, nestled snugly between the realms of faith, grief, and the occasional existential crisis. Published in 2007 by Hodder, this book isn’t just a novel; it’s an invitation to contemplate life’s biggest questions in a setting that could only be described as bizarrely cozy. One might wonder if the author had a particularly philosophical tea party with a bunch of existentialists before sitting down to pen this tome. The narrative takes readers on a whirlwind adventure after a fraught encounter with tragedy, leading our protagonist, Mack, to a shack in the woods. Yes, a shack. Not a mansion, not a cathedral, but a shack—because nothing says "Welcome to the afterlife" quite like a rickety wooden structure. Within its creaky walls, Mack meets some rather unexpected divine beings who, while they might not be your typical angels, certainly bring a new meaning to the term “house guests.” Imagine the dinner conversation! Young’s writing is a curious blend of poetic prose and well-meaning platitudes, all wrapped in a narrative that seeks to illuminate the complexities of faith and forgiveness, often with the subtlety of a sledgehammer wrapped in a velvet glove. Readers may find themselves pondering if the author was channeling his inner Socrates or simply making it up as he went along—either way, it’s a ride filled with enough twists to keep even the most jaded of literary critics mildly amused. As you meander through the pages, you may find yourself caught in a delightful conundrum of thought. Is this book a groundbreaking exploration of spirituality or merely a quirky self-help guide for the lost souls wandering through life’s labyrinth? You might even start to wonder if Young was aiming for a bestseller or a quirky coffee table book—perfect for when guests come over and you want to spark an odd conversation. One of the most intriguing aspects of "The Shack" is its ability to elicit a range of reactions. Some readers will applaud it as a profound exploration of faith and healing, while others may roll their eyes at the notion of a whimsical deity appearing in a rustic shack. The truth, dear reader, lies somewhere in between, nestled comfortably in the pages waiting to be uncovered, much like that dusty old book at the back of your local library that no one dares to check out. Condition: Good. Although the book may bear the scars of being read and reread (and perhaps dropped once or twice), it remains a sturdy vessel for your contemplative journey. It’s the perfect companion for curling up on a rainy afternoon, possibly while pondering your own philosophical dilemmas or sipping on herbal tea. It may even inspire you to take a long, hard look at your own life choices—like choosing to read this particular book, for instance. If you happen to be in need of a thought-provoking conversation starter or a peculiar addition to your bookshelf that will undoubtedly raise eyebrows, then look no further. This book is a treasure trove of musings, guaranteed to make you think, question, and perhaps even chuckle at the sheer absurdity of it all. And who knows, perhaps it will even encourage you to embrace the oddities of life with a smile. In conclusion, "The Shack" serves as a peculiar pilgrimage through the human experience, complete with quirky characters and life lessons that may or may not be applicable at your next dinner party. Whether you choose to embrace its philosophies or simply chuckle at its eccentricities, one thing is for certain: life is too short for boring books. Add this classic oddity to your collection today, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2791/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-shack-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder 9780340979495 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2790 The Pillow Fight by Nicholas Monsarrat In the whimsical world of Nicholas Monsarrat’s "The Pillow Fight," one might expect a delightful romp through the realms of childhood innocence and fluffy mischief. Instead, prepare yourself for a literary exploration that feels like a peculiar blend of the absurd and the profoundly serious—like a clown suit over a three-piece suit. Published in 1967 by Pan Books, this tome offers an intriguing window into a surprisingly complex narrative about battles fought not with swords and shields, but with the softest, most feathery weapons imaginable. Imagine a universe where pillowcases are not merely storage for your nighttime fluff, but are instead the armor of choice for intrepid warriors engaged in epic squabbles. Monsarrat invites readers to join in on the hilarity and chaos of these pillow fights, rendering them as a metaphor for life’s greater struggles. But don’t be fooled: beneath the light-hearted premise lies a labyrinthine commentary on the human condition, much like finding a profound truth in a joke told at a bus stop. What makes "The Pillow Fight" a curious specimen in the literary zoo is how it deftly pivots between the ridiculous and the real. One moment, you’re chuckling at the antics of bespectacled children launching pillows like medieval catapults; the next, you’re pondering existential questions about the futility of conflict. It’s a delightful enigma that leaves you questioning whether it’s really just a pillow fight—or perhaps a metaphorical commentary on war, peace, and the occasional absurdity of adult life. But wait, this is not just a light-hearted romp through feathery battlefields. Monsarrat may have penned this whimsical saga, but his talent lies in his ability to infuse each battle scene with unexpected layers of drama and nuance. Much like a chef who accidentally over-seasoned the soup, he takes what could have been a simple tale and complicates it into an existential feast. Prepare for the kind of narrative that teeters precariously on the edge of a pillow fort, threatening to collapse at any moment under the weight of its own implications. As you traverse the pages, you may find yourself mulling over several vital questions, such as: Is the pillow truly mightier than the sword? Could this story be a covert commentary on the social dynamics of the 1960s? And, perhaps most importantly, how does one properly fluff a pillow for maximum combat effectiveness? Each page is a delightful challenge, demanding your attention and tickling your brain in equal measure. Condition: Good. This book has been previously enjoyed, showcasing a charming patina of age that only comes with time, care, and the occasional spillage of tea during a particularly gripping pillow skirmish. There may be some creases and dog-eared pages, the result of impassioned reading and possibly some overzealous pillow-related enthusiasm. Yet, worry not! Each imperfection adds to its character, much like a well-loved teddy bear that has seen too many adventures. Join a community of readers captivated by the unique charm of "The Pillow Fight." Engage with the peculiar passion Monsarrat imbues in every sentence, crafting a narrative that is both thought-provoking and delightfully whimsical. Don’t let the unassuming title fool you; this book is anything but a lightweight. Step into the pages of this delightful conundrum, where the cracks of laughter meet the fissures of introspection. So, if you’re ready to explore the absurdity of pillow-based warfare and confront the complex layers of human interaction—or if you simply want a good laugh—then "The Pillow Fight" is waiting for you. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the peculiar and embrace the wonderfully odd in literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2790/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pillow-fight-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2788 Ethics and the Gospel by TW Manson In the dubious realm of theological literature, where the austere tones of moral instruction occasionally clash spectacularly with baffling anecdotes, we find “Ethics and the Gospel” by the indefatigable TW Manson. Published in the gloriously optimistic year of 1962, this particular tome is a clarion call to the faithful—though one might question whether it’s more of a shout or a desperate wail. Either way, Manson’s musings on the intricacies of ethics, paired with the enduring allure of the Gospel, promise to enlighten the weary reader—or at the very least, provide a fine conversation starter at tea parties where existential dread is a frequent guest. In a world where moral choices are as confounding as the latest fashion trends, Manson struts into the literary scene armed with a cocktail of theological insight and the occasional jab at human folly. Picture, if you will, a rather dapper chap in a tweed jacket, unflinchingly brandishing his ideas like a sword against the encroaching shadows of moral ambiguity. The reader is beckoned to join him on a rather philosophical jaunt, navigating the decidedly murky waters of ethics as dictated by the Gospel, which is less about damning sinners and more about encouraging puzzled looks. The author, a veritable sage of the spiritual realm, invites us to ponder the age-old question: what would Jesus do? Spoiler alert: he probably wouldn’t ask you to read this book. Yet, one can’t help but marvel at Manson’s ability to weave profound ethical inquiries with grace and, dare we say, a touch of irony. It may seem that this book is merely a collection of thoughts bound between two covers, yet it challenges readers to confront their own moral convictions, all while maintaining a spirit of bemusement that would make even the most stoic of philosophers crack a smile. “Ethics and the Gospel” doesn’t merely dwell on the lofty ideals of morality; it also gets down to brass tacks about what it means to live a life steeped in virtue—even when one’s understanding of virtue might resemble a toddler’s grasp on a crayon. Manson’s prose may provoke a range of emotions from awe to confusion, and perhaps even an occasional chuckle at the absurdity of it all. You might find yourself questioning if the Gospel is more about ethics or if ethics is just the Gospel’s slightly less popular cousin who turned up uninvited to the family gathering. For those who relish a good intellectual tussle while sipping on Earl Grey, Manson’s book is filled with tantalising morsels of thought that might just leave you pondering long after you’ve closed the cover. It holds the promise of being both enlightening and perplexing, akin to trying to assemble furniture from Ikea without the instructions—challenging, but ultimately rewarding (if you don’t mind a few leftover screws). The cover, adorned with the distinctive flair of SCM Press, beckons to the curious mind and the ethically inclined, offering a glimpse of the philosophical gymnastics contained within. It is a book for those who have ever wondered how to reconcile their Sunday best with their Monday morning grumpiness, or for those who find themselves caught in the endless loop of “to be or not to be.” Condition: Good. This book has weathered the storms of time and is now ready to embark on a new journey with you. While it may show signs of prior companionship—perhaps a few creased pages or a spine that has surrendered to the whims of eager readers—its wisdom remains intact, much like a well-loved pair of slippers that might not look pretty but certainly feels comfortable on a chilly evening. In the grand bazaar of second-hand literature, “Ethics and the Gospel” stands out as a peculiar yet beguiling offering. For those brave enough to embark on this peculiar philosophical odyssey, you’re in for a ride that is as convoluted as it is thought-provoking. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where we promise that each book comes with its own little quirks and quirks that might just add to your collection of literary oddities. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2788/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ethics-and-the-gospel-apr-2025.jpg 0.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SCM Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2787 A Comprehensive English Course by SH Burton Have you ever found yourself tangled in the deep, dark woods of the English language, only to wish for a trusty guide to lead you back to the light of grammatical clarity? Fear not! "A Comprehensive English Course" by the illustriously elusive SH Burton is here to illuminate your path, albeit perhaps with the faint glow of a flickering candle from a 1954 classroom somewhere in the UK. Published by Longmans—who evidently believed the world was in dire need of a deep dive into English—it’s not just a book; it’s a relic from an era when learning was an exercise in patience and perseverance, much like trying to understand the nuances of British politeness. Has a few annotations inside made with biro, which should help you with your study. However, I think your exam was in the 1950s and so its probably a bit late to be cramming for it now. That is, unless you have a time machine, in which case good luck!! This tome is an exhilarating blend of chalkboard nostalgia and ink-stained pages, promising a journey through the intricate web of English grammar and composition. Perhaps you’ve always wanted to know why “who” is correct in one instance but utterly wrong in another. Or maybe you’re simply curious about the peculiar distinction between ‘affect’ and ‘effect’ that has perplexed many a soul since time immemorial. Burton’s course might just have the answers hidden within its slightly yellowed pages, assuming the secrets didn’t escape into the ether of time long ago. As you flip through these pages, you’ll encounter a rich tapestry of literary exercises, all designed to turn you from a humble wordsmith into a veritable Shakespeare—minus the poetic flair, of course. The author’s voice is so commanding that one would almost think he was trying to scare the English language into submission, which, frankly, might be necessary given the sheer volume of commas and colons that appear to have run amok during the 1950s. Exquisite diagrams that will have you questioning if you’re studying English or attempting to decode an ancient script. Exercises that could single-handedly resurrect the long-lost art of penmanship—if only your hand hadn’t turned to jelly after the first paragraph. Quaint illustrations of grammar concepts that will likely send you on a nostalgia trip back to your own primary school days. Unsolicited life advice disguised as writing tips, because why not tackle existential dread while struggling with sentence structure? A charmingly outdated perspective on punctuation that might just shock the modern reader into a state of disbelief. Readers of "A Comprehensive English Course" might find themselves pondering whether Burton was, in fact, trying to teach English or simply engaging in an elaborate scheme to see how many people he could confuse with the passive voice. Will you emerge from this journey a master of the English language, or will you simply have a greater appreciation for the gibberish that often escapes your lips during casual conversations? Only time—and perhaps a few essays—will tell. Condition: This book is in good condition, which in the world of second-hand literature can mean anything from “a few dog-eared corners” to “slightly musty but still smells like knowledge.” Perfect for those who believe that a little wear and tear adds character, much like the charming quirks of a vintage café teapot. The cover may exhibit signs of a life well-lived, but the wisdom contained within remains intact, ready to be devoured by anyone willing to brave the labyrinth of English. So, if you fancy polishing your grammatical prowess while indulging in a delightful slice of history, "A Comprehensive English Course" awaits you. Grab it now from Crappy Old Books, where the motto is that every page turned is a step closer to understanding why commas are the polite pauses in the grand conversation of life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2787/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-comprehensive-english-course-apr-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2786 The Oregon Trail by Francis Parkman Ah, “The Oregon Trail” by Francis Parkman: a literary journey that promises to transport you back to the mid-19th century, a time when "roughing it" meant navigating wild terrains and dodging the occasional rattlesnake rather than scrolling through social media in a comfy armchair. This 1964 Airmont Books edition is like that friend who insists they’re still “cool” while wearing bell-bottoms—charmingly out-of-date but with a certain flair that could only come from a bygone era. I added some glue on the inside spine to prevent any more separation, so by the time you buy this is should have dried. You probably wont notice. Otherwise in very good condition. Parkman, a man of many scholarly pursuits and questionable choices in headgear, embarked on the Oregon Trail as an observer. One might think that a jaunt across the American wilderness in the company of fur traders and pioneers would yield thrilling tales of heroic deeds and dangerous encounters. Instead, we are gifted with a narrative that oscillates between the minutiae of survival and the occasional moment of profound reflection, leaving readers wondering if they accidentally picked up a travelogue or a very dry history book. Imagine strapping on your metaphorical hiking boots, only to find that you’ve signed up for a long-winded lecture on the flora and fauna of the Great Plains instead of an adventure story. Parkman’s prose is as intricate as a pioneer’s wagon wheel, full of spokes that go in various directions but ultimately circle back to the same point: the arduous trek towards the elusive promise of Oregon. It’s like listening to your grandfather recount his youth—endlessly interesting to him, and mildly fascinating to you, but mostly just a long game of “when will this end?” As you meander through the pages, you’ll stumble upon a delightful array of topics, including but not limited to: The proper etiquette of interacting with Indigenous peoples (hint: it involves a lot of awkwardness). The difference between a good and bad wagon wheel—oh yes, the stakes are high. How to fashion a meal out of what you can scavenge—perfect for your next camping trip. The philosophical implications of dust storms and their impact on the human spirit—because why not ponder life’s mysteries in a moment of crisis? And of course, a lengthy discussion on the merits of prairie flowers, because who wouldn’t want to read about that? Parkman’s descriptive style can sometimes feel like a leisurely stroll through a sunflower field—beautiful, yes, but you might find yourself itching to skip ahead to the more exciting bits. The book’s pacing is akin to a tortoise in a marathon, and you may find yourself reminiscing for the days when speed-reading was a skill you could flaunt. Condition: Good. This book has the kind of wear that suggests it has been loved—or at least glanced at—by a few adventurous souls before you. The cover still holds a semblance of dignity, though it may have donned the occasional coffee ring (because, let’s face it, who wouldn’t need caffeine to tackle such a tome?). The pages have that perfect soft crinkle, reminiscent of old parchment, giving you the nostalgic feel of reading a classic. It’s the perfect companion for your next pseudo-intellectual gathering or for when you want to impress someone with your “knowledge” of 19th-century America. So, whether you’re a history buff, an aspiring pioneer at heart, or simply looking for a conversation starter at the next book club, “The Oregon Trail” promises a rather unique reading experience. It may not be the fast-paced thriller you were hoping for, but it’s certainly a quirky reflection of a fascinating era, all wrapped up in a charmingly vintage package. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, and embark on a journey of historical exploration that’s as much about the destination as it is about enduring the ride. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2786/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-oregon-trail-apr-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Airmont Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2785 Golden Promises by Judith Arden Ah, the 1980s—a decade awash in questionable fashion choices, cassette tapes, and a literary landscape peppered with titles destined for the dusty recesses of second-hand shops. "Golden Promises" by Judith Arden is one such relic, a tome laden with the kind of aspirations that can only be formulated under the fluorescent lights of a Minstrel publisher’s office. With its peculiar blend of earnestness and irony, this book promises to take you on a nostalgia-laden jaunt through the minds of characters who are, at best, as golden as the promises they make. Imagine, if you will, a time when ’alternative’ meant something other than a Spotify playlist. In this peculiar offering, Arden attempts to weave a narrative that encapsulates the hopes and dreams of a generation—a generation that perhaps should have left well enough alone. Expect awkward social gatherings, far too much hair spray, and dialogue that might just have been lifted from a particularly melodramatic soap opera. This book is like a time capsule from an era when big hair and bigger dreams collided in a whirlwind of pastel colors and questionable decisions. As you flip through the worn pages, you’ll encounter a myriad of characters whose aspirations are as lofty as their shoulder pads are wide. They may be seeking love, enlightenment, or just a solid cup of tea, but rest assured, they will do so in a manner so painfully awkward that you might find yourself chuckling in disbelief. You can practically smell the polyester as the characters navigate a world filled with ’golden’ opportunities that more often than not result in a face-palm-worthy series of events. Now, you might be wondering why anyone would bother to pick up this particular volume. Well, dear reader, the answer lies in its charm. "Golden Promises" is a curious commentary on ambition, social mores, and the art of making ludicrous decisions in the name of love and self-discovery. The prose may not be Shakespearean, but it certainly contains enough quotable absurdity to keep you entertained. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll find yourself wondering how on Earth you’ve managed to connect with characters who feel as real as the imaginary friends you had in primary school. As you delve into the peculiar world of Judith Arden, keep your eyes peeled for the following notable features that might just add a little spice to your reading experience: Excessive use of metaphors involving gold: Because who doesn’t want their aspirations gilded? Randomly inserted recipes for 1980s party snacks: Perfect for your next retro soirée! Unintentionally hilarious character names: Prepare for some eye-rolls and chuckles. Illustrations that are trying too hard to be profound: Because nothing says depth like a poorly drawn sunrise. A plot twist that might just leave you questioning your entire life’s choices: Why read this book if not for existential dread? Condition: Good, which in the world of second-hand books means it has seen better days but is still standing resolutely, like a veteran of many a book club meeting. Expect some minor creases, a few dog-eared pages, and the occasional coffee stain that adds character—much like the stories within its pages. It’s like the book is saying, "I’ve been through it all, and I’m still here to tell the tale!" So, if you’re in the market for a curious mix of irony, nostalgia, and unintentional comedy, look no further than "Golden Promises." It’s a book that dares you to explore the dreams and disasters of a bygone era, all while silently judging your modern choices from the safety of its pages. Available for purchase at Crappy Old Books, where the past is never really past, and every book tells a story—some more bizarre than others. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2785/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/golden-promises-apr-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Minstrel 9780708820650 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2784 Prides Castle by Frank Yerby Pride’s Castle by Frank Yerby is a sweeping historical novel set against the opulent backdrop of Gilded Age America. It follows the ruthless rise of Pride Dawson, a self-made man determined to carve his empire from the stone of ambition, cunning, and sheer willpower. From humble beginnings to dizzying wealth, Pride stops at nothing — not love, not loyalty, not morality — to become one of the era’s most powerful industrialists. But as his fortune grows, so too do the costs, and Pride must confront the very forces he once mastered. Rich in vivid detail and brimming with drama, Pride’s Castle is a bold portrait of a man who embodies the American dream — and the price it exacts. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2784/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prides-castle-apr-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2783 King Rat by James Clavell In a world where the lines between the human and the animal kingdom blur spectacularly, James Clavell’s "King Rat" emerges like a particularly scruffy rat from a seedy alley—a veritable treasure trove of debauchery, betrayal, and sheer human absurdity. Set against the backdrop of a World War II prisoner-of-war camp, this riveting tale invites you to ponder profound questions such as, "What’s the best way to barter a toothbrush for a tin of beans?" or "Is it possible to keep your dignity while wearing a potato sack?" Clavell’s prose is as sharp as a well-honed shiv, cutting through the fabric of bleak reality with a sardonic wit that leaves readers chuckling in dark corners as they contemplate their own survival strategies. At the heart of this marvellous melee is our eponymous antihero, who is part con artist, part leader, and entirely enigmatic. "King Rat" could just as easily be a title for a particularly disgruntled house pet or a cautionary tale about the dangers of making friends in the wrong places. Clavell immerses us in a world where morality is as malleable as a soggy biscuit, and survival often means dancing that fine line between the beguiling and the grotesque. From makeshift alliances to betrayals that would make even the most hardened Machiavellian weep, every page is rife with the tension of a high-stakes game of poker—except the stakes are a little more dire than a lost hand. Do you prefer your conflicts grandiose and epic, or do you find beauty in life’s small, sordid skirmishes? Either way, Clavell serves them up with aplomb. The author’s background—a tale of his own imprisonment during the war—adds an extra layer of meta-irony to the narrative that’s as thick as an overcooked risotto. "King Rat" offers tantalising glimpses into the psychological warfare that unfolds within the camp, where the true enemy may not just be the enemy outside but the very compatriots with whom one shares a soggy piece of bread. The dynamics are complex, interwoven with the kind of camaraderie that only emerges in the face of adversity, leading to a narrative that is as much about survival as it is about the ever-elusive quest for power. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a tale that reveals the inner workings of our basest instincts while also serving up a side of dark humour? Clavell’s sharp eye for detail not only paints a vivid picture of the dingy camp but also showcases the absurdity of human behaviour in extreme situations. The reader is deftly drawn into the squalor, as the author conjures up an atmosphere thick enough to slice with a butter knife—and not the fancy kind. It’s a world filled with improvised methods of survival, and you’ll find yourself rooting for characters whose moral compasses spin like a weather vane in a storm, clinging desperately to their sanity while simultaneously plotting their next scheme. As you traverse through this rather unorthodox story about the struggle for domination in a rat-infested environment—both literal and metaphorical—you may find yourself pondering the deeper meanings of loyalty, betrayal, and the occasional need for a good wash. Clavell’s characters are memorable, not just for their antics but for the dilemmas they face, challenging readers to reflect on their own choices when the chips are down—or, in this case, when the potatoes are boiled. Condition: Good. This tome has survived the trials of time, much like its characters, sporting a few minor creases and a couple of dog-eared pages—each a testament to the hands that have held it and the minds that have pondered its pages. It’s the kind of book that offers a history beyond its ink; a palimpsest of thoughts and musings, waiting for you to add your own. So why not take the plunge? Whether you’re a history buff, a budding philosopher, or simply someone who enjoys tales that leave you questioning your own moral fibre, this book is sure to provoke thought, laughter, or perhaps even a mild case of existential dread. Remember, at Crappy Old Books, we believe that every old book has a story to tell—often just as convoluted as the ones within. Dive into "King Rat," and discover a narrative as rich and layered as a particularly complex lasagne, or at least as interesting as the label on an expired can of soup. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2783/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/king-rat-apr-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340204450 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2781 Farewll Companions by James Plunkett In a world where farewells are as common as soggy biscuits at a tea party, James Plunkett’s "Farewll Companions" invites you to explore the delicate art of saying goodbye—or at least the peculiarities that accompany it. If you’ve ever had the misfortune of standing in an airport terminal, clutching a cup of tepid coffee while watching your loved ones depart into the great unknown, then you might just find solace in these pages. Or perhaps you’ll just find more confusion. Either way, it’s a win-win! This book is in very good condition considering it was printed in 1978. Published in the far-off year of 1978, a time when the world was blissfully unaware of mobile phones and TikTok, this Arrow Books treasure showcases Plunkett’s unique ability to capture the absurdities of human relationships. The book might not have a plot that would keep you on the edge of your seat—unless you’re perched precariously on a three-legged stool—but it meanders through the delightful awkwardness of farewells, navigating everything from goodbye kisses that linger a moment too long to teary-eyed hugs that feel more like a wrestling match. Our dear author seems to have taken a rather unconventional route in examining this often over-dramatized subject. He poses profound questions that may or may not lead you to existential dread: What does it mean to part ways? Are those little tokens of affection—like the friendship bracelets you made in your teenage years—really worth the emotional baggage? Or are they just glorified bits of string that you’ll eventually misplace in the back of the drawer, much like your resolve to stop eating biscuits after 3 PM? With a keen eye for the eccentricities of human nature, Plunkett envisions a cast of characters who embody the very spirit of those inevitable farewells. Some may remind you of your Aunt Mabel, who insists on recounting her life story every time you meet. Others may evoke your mate who loves to narrate his every adventure as if he were Sir David Attenborough—complete with dramatic pauses and unexpected bursts of emotion. But fear not! No one is safe from the twisty-fingered grip of Plunkett’s wit. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter a veritable buffet of scenarios that range from the hilariously mundane to the downright bizarre. Who hasn’t experienced the awkward moment when you realize you’ve been waving goodbye to someone who was merely passing by? Or the cringe-worthy instant when you simultaneously shout “take care!” while the other person tries to inch away? Plunkett captures these moments like a wildlife photographer stalking a rare bird—patience, precision, and just a hint of mischief. Condition: Near Fine. This book has lived through decades of poignant farewells, but it shows little sign of wear. The spine is as sturdy as a well-loved armchair, and the pages, while tinged with the faint aroma of nostalgia, are crisp and ready to be perused by a new audience seeking companionship in the world of farewells. It’s almost as if this book has been holding its breath, waiting for the right reader to come along and appreciate its quirky charm. So why not take a chance on this second-hand delight? You may find it tucked away on a dusty shelf, just waiting for the right person to rescue it from obscurity. And who knows? You might end up with more insight into goodbyes than you ever imagined possible—though you might also just be left wondering why people make such a fuss over parting when there’s always the promise of a greeting card in the post. Whether you’re looking for a laugh, a deep philosophical inquiry into the nature of endings, or simply something to hold in your hands while you sip your tea, "Farewll Companions" fits the bill. After all, who could resist a book that confronts the bittersweet nature of farewells with the same fervor as a cat confronting a cucumber? Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the past is always just a little quirky, and the stories are as odd as a custard pie in a formal dinner. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2781/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/farewll-companions-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099180708 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2780 The Hungarian Game by Roy Hayes In a world where the game of chess could very well double as a metaphor for life, Roy Hayes’ 1973 masterpiece, The Hungarian Game, tantalisingly teeters on the edge of being both an intellectual treatise and an unintentional comedy. Published by Avon during an era when paperbacks had the unique ability to smell like both nostalgia and mothballs, this book is a curious artifact that’s likely been passed around more than your grandmother’s fruitcake at Christmas. Slight dogging to the front and back cover, as per image. With a title that invokes visions of smoky cafes in Budapest and the hushed whispers of chess grandmasters plotting their next moves over steaming cups of coffee, one might expect a riveting narrative filled with intrigue and strategic deception. Instead, readers are greeted with a whimsical collection of thoughts that meander through the minds of players who may or may not exist. Are they real-life chess champions? Are they figments of Hayes’ imagination? The answer, dear reader, is as elusive as a poorly placed pawn on a chessboard. As you flip through the faded pages, you might find yourself contemplating whether the Hungarian Game is a riveting commentary on Soviet politics or just a fanciful romp through the author’s daydreams about chess clubs. Each chapter tantalises the intellect while simultaneously nudging the reader to question their own sanity. Is it a game, a game about games, or a philosophical treatise on the futility of existence? Spoiler alert: it likely answers none of these questions. Unbeknownst to many, The Hungarian Game also offers a unique historical perspective on chess in Hungary, but only if you squint hard enough to draw meaning from Hayes’ peculiar prose. He invites you to consider the geopolitical implications of chess as if it were a diplomatic negotiation gone terribly, terribly wrong. To put it mildly, one could argue that Hayes takes the art of metaphor to new, dizzying heights, or perhaps, depths. As far as characters go, they may as well be pieces on a chessboard: interchangeable and often misunderstood. You’ll meet the somber rook who yearns for a life beyond the confines of squares, the flamboyant knight who believes himself to be far more important than he really is, and the queen, of course, because every game needs a strong female presence—even if she’s perpetually stuck in a state of existential crisis. Condition: Good. This book exhibits a delightful patina of age, with dog-eared pages that whisper stories of late-night readings and casual neglect. The spine may exhibit some wear, possibly from being forcefully opened in fits of frustration as readers grapple with Hayes’ labyrinthine thoughts. Page 87 has a coffee stain that adds a certain je ne sais quoi to its charm—after all, what’s a literary adventure without a splash of caffeine-induced chaos? Readers are advised to keep a dictionary close at hand; Hayes’ penchant for elaborate vocabulary may lead to moments of delightful confusion. It’s a bit like trying to play chess with a deck of cards—challenging, perplexing, and oddly rewarding if you’re willing to suspend your disbelief and play along. With moments that are both laughable and enlightening, The Hungarian Game is a book that is as unpredictable as a game decided by a dice roll. So, if you find yourself wandering in the aisles of Crappy Old Books, don’t overlook this peculiar piece of literary history. Whether you’re a chess aficionado, a lover of the absurd, or simply seeking a rollicking read to ponder whilst pretending to be profound, The Hungarian Game might just find a cozy spot on your shelf—if not as a conversation starter, then as a reminder that sometimes the game is far more entertaining than the outcome. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2780/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hungarian-game-apr-2025.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2779 The Promise by Danielle Steel In a world where promises are as slippery as a greased pig at a country fair, Danielle Steel’s 1978 offering, "The Promise," takes us on a journey through the labyrinthine corridors of human emotion, a place where every heartache is meticulously catalogued and each romantic mishap is akin to an old-fashioned tea spill—messy, but ultimately charming in its chaos. Have you ever wondered what happens when a commitment is made by someone whose grasp on reality is about as firm as a soggy biscuit? Enter the characters of "The Promise," who meander through their lives like lost sheep in a foggy field, trying to remember which direction they were headed in all along. Steel, the undisputed queen of melodrama, serves up a delightful concoction of love, betrayal, and the obligatory existential crisis, leading readers to ponder not just the characters’ choices, but their own life decisions—like that time you thought it was a good idea to adopt a pet tarantula. With prose that sparkles like a particularly enthusiastic disco ball and characters with motivations more elusive than a decent British summer, this novel has a knack for turning the mundane into the melodramatic. Steel’s seemingly endless supply of emotional turmoil will have you questioning whether you’ve left the kettle on or simply plunged into an abyss of melodrama that rivals the most tear-stained soap opera. Did someone say “high stakes”? More like “high tea” with a side of over-the-top angst! Condition: This particular copy of "The Promise" comes in a state best described as ’good’, which is a euphemism for “more character than an average dinner party.” The cover shows signs of wear that suggest it has been cradled lovingly by readers who perhaps mistook it for a self-help manual or a philosophical treatise on modern relationships. The pages are slightly yellowed, adding a touch of ‘vintage’ to the experience, and there may even be a few dog-eared corners that hint at particularly heart-wrenching passages—if only they could talk, they would likely spill the tea on the emotional rollercoaster contained within. If you’re still not convinced this book deserves a spot on your shelf, let us entice you with a short list of what to expect from "The Promise": Romantic entanglements that resemble a game of Twister gone horribly wrong. Intriguing plot twists that may induce mild whiplash. Characters who seem to have taken a wrong turn at ‘realism’ and ended up at ‘melodrama central’. Dialogue so profound, it might require a degree in interpretive dance to fully appreciate. A setting that oscillates between "lush landscapes" and "where did my life go?" Each turn of the page invites you into a world where “the promise” is less about the commitment itself and more about the inevitable chaos that ensues when people forget to read the fine print. The book will pull at your heartstrings while simultaneously making you chuckle at the absurdities of life, much like your last attempt at a romantic dinner that ended with burnt pasta and a visit from the fire brigade. So, if you’ve ever found yourself contemplating the nature of promises while simultaneously judging your own life choices—congratulations!—you’ve found your new companion in "The Promise." Snatch it up from Crappy Old Books, where the stories are as rich as the dust covering them, and the characters are often as relatable as your most dramatic friend. A delightful read for those with a penchant for irony, or perhaps just a keen sense of people-watching. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2779/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-promise-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books 9780722181294 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2778 God For Nothing by Richard MacKenna In a world where divine intervention seems as likely as finding a parking space in central London during rush hour, Richard MacKenna’s "God For Nothing" takes a cheeky plunge into the murky waters of faith, skepticism, and the age-old question of whether the Almighty is indeed on the payroll or simply napping on a celestial cloud. Published in that glorious year of 1985, when mullets were fashionable and cassette tapes ruled the airwaves, this tome invites you to explore the absurdities of modern spirituality with a tongue firmly planted in cheek. One might wonder about the motivations behind a title that so boldly suggests that divine grace could be obtained without so much as a penny dropped in the collection plate. Does it imply a bargain? A sale? Perhaps a divine clearance sale, where all the heavenly trinkets are up for grabs at discount prices? MacKenna, in all his ironic glory, seems to be holding a mirror to society’s relationship with faith — one that often appears transactional but is, in reality, as baffling as deciphering the lyrics of a 1980s pop ballad. The author’s cunning wit shines through as he navigates the rich tapestry of religious beliefs and the myriad ways we humans grapple with the existence of a higher power. Is God just another figure trying to balance the books while we fumble about in our earthly pursuits? Or perhaps we are the ones misinterpreting the divine accounting altogether? One can only imagine MacKenna, perched at his desk, chuckling at the thought of a heavenly auditor ready to swoop down at a moment’s notice, armed with a red pen and an agenda. As you leaf through the pages, expect a delightful mélange of anecdotes, sharp commentary, and the occasional existential crisis that would make even Nietzsche raise an eyebrow. MacKenna’s narrative flits between the absurd and the profound, reminding readers of the ridiculousness inherent in both devout faith and fervent disbelief. It’s a little like trying to make sense of a cat’s behaviour — both baffling and oddly charming at the same time. Not one to shy away from controversy, MacKenna also presents a roster of viewpoints that could make any theologian clutch their pearls or, at the very least, furrow their brows in disapproval. For those brave enough to traverse the winding roads of his arguments, a veritable smorgasbord of thoughts awaits, including: The notion that faith could be as simple as a cup of tea — comforting but ultimately unexplainable. Reflections on why the divine might have chosen to remain elusive — a cosmic game of hide-and-seek, perhaps? How religious institutions might resemble the more peculiar aspects of a vintage car boot sale — a little bit of treasure mixed with a lot of junk. The tantalising possibility that the Creator enjoys a good chuckle at our expense, much like a parent watching their child trip over their shoelaces. And finally, the inevitable conclusion that perhaps we’re all just winging it, one prayer at a time. Condition: Good. This particular copy has been lovingly thumbed through, with pages that carry the scent of both coffee stains and contemplation. The cover, a modest affair, has seen better days but wears its battle scars with dignity — a testament to the many souls who have wrestled with the ideas within. It is now ready for a new home, preferably one where discussions about the nature of existence are paired with a decent biscuit. In a world cluttered with self-help guides and overly earnest spiritual manuals, "God For Nothing" offers a refreshing and irreverent take, one that’s perfect for anyone who has ever found themselves questioning what’s up in the sky while wondering if divine Wi-Fi is working. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eccentric than the titles is the charm of the shop itself. Your bookshelf — and perhaps your understanding of the cosmos — will thank you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2778/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/god-for-nothing-apr-2025.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Churchman Publishing 9781850930198 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2775 Sword Song by Bernard Cornwell Ah, the noble art of swordplay, where the only thing sharper than the blade is the wit of the author, Bernard Cornwell. "Sword Song," published in the illustrious year of 2007, emerges from the depths of literary history like a knight clad in slightly rusty armor—worn but valiant. Here, Cornwell, the grand maestro of historical fiction, surely regales us with tales of valour and chivalry, inviting us to imagine a time when one’s social standing could be determined by the number of enemies one had vanquished. Forget your Zoom calls and coffee shop culture; this is a world where the only networking involves the occasional duel or a spirited debate over mead. Set against the raucous backdrop of medieval Britain, which was obviously the hottest tourist destination of its time, "Sword Song" dares to explore the tumultuous lives of those who wield swords for both sport and survival. The cover art might suggest that our protagonist is a brooding figure contemplating the weight of his choices, but letting your imagination run wild with the possibilities is part of the joy of reading. Perhaps there’s a dramatic love story nestled somewhere between the clang of swords and the smell of horse sweat. Now, if you’re expecting a standard narrative arc—where the hero triumphs, the villain is vanquished, and the townsfolk celebrate with a hearty feast of roast boar—you may want to reconsider. Cornwell is known for his penchant for historical accuracy and a touch of the morbid, so expect a few unexpected twists that might leave you clutching your chest in shock, or at the very least, questioning your life choices. Includes more historical detail than you’d find in a university lecture (but with more swordfights). Features characters that are as morally ambiguous as your last Tinder date. Offers a riveting exploration of loyalty—because what’s a good story without a little betrayal? Contains enough bloodshed to make you reconsider your lunch choices. Delivers plot twists sharper than its titular weapon. Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a hero in a time when “self-care” meant sharpening your sword while contemplating the existential dread of impending battle? Cornwell’s prose transports you to this chaotic milieu, where every choice could lead to glory or an untimely demise. In this era, even the most mundane decisions—like what to have for breakfast—could land you in a historical epic. ’Hmm, shall I have porridge or a side of treachery today?’ Condition: Good. This tome has clearly seen some action—much like its characters—and bears the scars of previous battles with the elements, as well as the occasional coffee ring. Rest assured, it’s still more than capable of delivering its thrilling narrative without a hitch, even if it carries the scent of antiquity (which, in book terms, adds a certain charm, no?). In conclusion, if you find yourself yearning for a literary experience that boasts both wit and grit, "Sword Song" might just be the perfect companion for your next reading adventure. Just remember to check your surroundings for potential foes (or critics) while you immerse yourself in this historical escapade. And when you’re ready to explore the second-hand wonders that the literary world has to offer, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where treasures like this await your discovery. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2775/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sword-song-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper 9780007219735 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2774 Betrayals by Charles Palliser In a world where trust is as rare as a sunny day in Manchester, Charles Palliser’s *Betrayals* invites you to step into a tapestry woven with intrigue, secrets, and the kind of backstabbing that would make even a soap opera seem wholesome. Published in 1996 by Ballantine Books—an imprint that probably just wanted to cash in on the literary turmoil of the decade—this novel is a fine specimen of a postmodern concoction that may or may not be about actual betrayals. Spoiler alert: it probably is. One could argue that *Betrayals* is the literary equivalent of a British cup of tea—comforting at first glance, yet full of unexpected bitterness and the occasional soggy biscuit. The narrative is peppered with characters who engage in such elaborate double-crosses that one wonders if Palliser had a secret career as a magician, considering how they seem to make trust disappear. Critics might say that this novel reflects the complexities of human relationships, but we all know it’s really just a clever ruse to keep you guessing whether everyone is a villain or just poorly misguided. As you flip through the pages—yes, they’re still in decent shape despite the existential crisis of the 90s—you might be tempted to ponder the following deep questions while trying to navigate the plot: Is betrayal ever justified? How many times can one character switch allegiances before it becomes a bit ridiculous? And most importantly, why on earth does everyone seem to have a secret agenda? Jump into this tangled web of deceit, where every chapter feels like an episode of a particularly twisted reality show, and every revelation is likely to leave you feeling more confused than when you started. And speaking of confusion, let’s not ignore Palliser’s masterful skill in crafting prose that dances just on the edge of coherence. It’s as if each sentence is a riddle wrapped in an enigma, with a sprinkling of British cynicism that would prompt a nod of approval from even the most jaded tea drinker. Some might call it literary brilliance; others might just label it as majorly pretentious. Regardless, you’ll find yourself immersed in a narrative that may or may not leave you questioning your own loyalties. Do you root for the anti-hero? Or do you find yourself aligning with the one character who seems genuinely nice—only to discover they’ve been plotting against everyone all along? Aside from its questionable allegiances, *Betrayals* serves as a monument to 90s publishing, where the author’s name was often more relevant than the content itself. Palliser, a name that might evoke thoughts of hearty debates held in dimly lit pubs, somehow manages to make the mundane feel momentous. You might even find yourself wanting to write a thesis on “The Ethics of Betrayal in Late 20th Century Fiction”—although let’s be real, that would likely lead to your own social downfall. At this juncture, we must address the elephant in the room: the book’s condition. Condition: In good condition, it boasts a spine that hasn’t been cracked too many times, pages that might still smell faintly of the last reader’s cologne, and cover art that hints at intrigue yet is decidedly less dramatic than the content itself. This copy has seen just enough wear to be charming but not so much that you feel the need to wear gloves while reading it. Perfect for those who appreciate literary artifacts with a hint of history but aren’t overly concerned about how many hands it has passed through. So if you’re looking for a novel that cheekily takes on the theme of betrayal while possibly betraying your trust in narrative clarity, then *Betrayals* is the book for you. Get ready for a literary journey that may leave you questioning the very fabric of human relationships—or at least your choice in reading material. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirky, the ironic, and the occasionally baffling literature of yesteryear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2774/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/betrayals-apr-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345404350 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2773 Silver Nutmeg by Norah Lofts Ah, the 1960s. A time of free love, questionable fashion choices, and books that dared to ask the impossible: just how many metaphors can one teeny-tiny story contain? Enter Norah Lofts’ "Silver Nutmeg," a literary offering that poses more questions than it answers, such as, “What on Earth is a silver nutmeg?” and “Is it edible or just a figment of the author’s unquestionably vivid imagination?” Whatever the case may be, this splendidly peculiar tome is a reminder that the world of literature is as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof. Published by Corgi Books in that fateful year of 1968—a year when people were still figuring out whether bell-bottoms were supposed to be a fashion statement or a cry for help—this book is a fascinating mish-mash of ideas, characters, and possibly the author’s grocery list. The cover art alone is a portal into a realm wherein colors and shapes collide in a visual cacophony akin to a psychedelic tea party hosted by a particularly eccentric aunt. It’s as if the illustrator had a moment of pure inspiration after accidentally spilling a basket of crayons on their lunch. But let’s not judge a book by its cover, however animatedly it may stare at you from the shelf. Within these pages lies a narrative that is almost certainly layered with symbolism, though what that symbolism means is anyone’s guess. One might find themselves pondering the philosophical implications of nutmeg in a world obsessed with silver. Are we meant to consider the value we place on spice, or is it merely a vehicle for exploring the banalities of life? As you flip through the pages, be prepared for existential musings that could leave you questioning your very existence—or perhaps just your taste in literature. Lofts, it appears, was a master of transforming the mundane into the bizarre, wrapping it in a cloak of peculiarity that teeters dangerously close to absurdity. The characters, as lively as they are bewildering, provide a rare glimpse into human behavior, possibly under the influence of too much mulled wine and not enough self-awareness. You’ll meet a motley crew of individuals who likely have far more drama in their lives than you’d find at a particularly tumultuous family reunion. As you delve deeper, you’ll discover that "Silver Nutmeg" is not merely a book; it’s an experience. It invites you to savor the flavors of life—metaphorical, of course. Expect to be taken on a rollercoaster of emotions that might leave you feeling slightly nauseous yet oddly exhilarated. You’ll want to take notes on the various insights Lofts offers, possibly leading you to pen your own grand revelation about the meanings of spice and life, perhaps over a cup of chamomile tea (which is decidedly less exciting than nutmeg). As you contemplate the intricacies of life while snickering at the characters’ misadventures, you might also ponder the importance of a good cup of tea versus the richness of a well-crafted narrative. You may very well find yourself in an existential crisis, sifting through metaphors like leaves in a teapot, attempting to discern what is real and what is merely a conundrum wrapped in a riddle, all topped with a sprinkling of nutmeg. Condition: Good, which is a polite way of saying it has survived the trials and tribulations of life—perhaps a coffee stain here, a dog-eared page there, but all in all a testament to its long journey through the hands of curious readers who dared to take a chance on a book with such an eccentric title. It sits proudly on the shelf, waiting for its next audience, a relic of an era when names like “Norah” and “Corgi” conjured visions of literary brilliance and canine charm respectively. So, if you’re in the mood for a book that will leave you questioning your taste in literature while challenging you to reconsider the cultural significance of spice, look no further than "Silver Nutmeg." Available at Crappy Old Books, where the quirky and the ironic come together to form a literary experience you might just remember—if only for the sheer absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2773/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/silver-nutmeg-apr-2025.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2772 Public Life and the Place of the Church by Michael Brierley Ah, the cherished tome “Public Life and the Place of the Church” by the eminent Michael Brierley—a title that rolls off the tongue much like a particularly contentious debate on a rainy Sunday afternoon. Published in the heady days of 2006 by Ashgate, this book is poised to explore the tantalizing and often contentious intermingling of the sacred and the secular. Whether you’re a staunch defender of the ecclesiastical presence in public discourse or a resolute advocate for its complete eradication from society, Brierley invites you to ponder the precarious balance of beliefs amidst the cacophony of public life. Includes some kind of content list that came with the order addressed to someone. Delve into an intellectual labyrinth where the church is not just a quaint building replete with stained glass and questionable tea biscuits, but a dynamic participant in the theatre of politics, ethics, and cultural mores. This volume promises a delightful jaunt through the history of church-state relations, peppered with enough anecdotes to fuel a thousand dinner party conversations—or perhaps just a robust exchange of eye-rolls. As you traverse the pages, you may find yourself wondering: Is the church merely an outdated relic, or does it still serve a purpose beyond Sunday mornings? Brierley’s prose dances between perspectives like a vicar at a wedding reception, navigating everything from the establishment’s role in community cohesion to its occasional slip into irrelevance. Will you emerge enlightened, or merely armed with additional talking points for your next heated family gathering? Only time will tell. Consider the numerous themes Brierley unfurls, each more thought-provoking than the last. He dives into the role of faith in public ethics, the church’s influence (or lack thereof) in modern governance, and the age-old question of whether religious institutions should have any say in the matters of the state. Yes, one could argue that it’s all rather serious, but worry not—Brierley’s wit shines through, reminding you that even the most somber of subjects can be imbued with a dash of levity, much like a well-crafted sermon that unexpectedly includes a joke about sheep. What’s more, the reader is bound to appreciate the book’s thoughtful layout, which is neither too daunting nor too simplistic. Brierley masterfully balances the weight of his arguments with a style that feels as accessible as your local parish’s potluck dinner, where the chicken is always slightly undercooked, but the community spirit is in abundance. The pages turn effortlessly, beckoning you to engage with the complexities of faith in the public square while perhaps indulging in a cheeky cup of tea—or a glass of something stronger, depending on your proclivities. Condition: Very Good. Note: This book has been lovingly thumbed through by previous owners who likely had their own opinions on the church’s role in society. It may contain the occasional dog-eared page, perhaps marking particularly contentious passages that sparked debates hotter than a mid-August church fete. But fear not; the integrity of the text remains intact, unmarred by any egregious coffee stains—a true testament to its previous owners’ restraint! In conclusion, “Public Life and the Place of the Church” is not merely a book; it’s an opportunity to engage in the grand conversation surrounding our shared existence, balancing humor with gravity, all while questioning what the church really means to us today. So, if you fancy a read that will inspire you to ponder while simultaneously providing fodder for polite arguments at your next social gathering, look no further. Scoop this one up from Crappy Old Books, where the quirky meets the profound, and you might just find the perfect addition to your eclectic library—or the perfect companion for a dreary afternoon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2772/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/public-life-and-the-place-of-the-church-apr-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ashgate 9780754653011 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2771 Christianity With Attitude by Giles Fraser In a world where pious platitudes often masquerade as profound wisdom, Giles Fraser emerges in "Christianity With Attitude" like a cheeky vicar at a rock concert. Who knew that the heavenly message could be delivered with a wink and a nudge, rather than a monologue about sheep and shepherds? This enthralling tome, published by Canterbury Press in the oh-so-revolutionary year of 2008, dares to challenge the status quo, perhaps while wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, just to shake things up a tad. You may find yourself pondering whether Fraser’s take on faith is more akin to a spirited pub debate than a Sunday sermon. With his refreshing irreverence, he tackles the grand old faith with the kind of cheekiness that could make even a saint raise an eyebrow. Expect a journey through Christian thought that may leave you pondering not just the mysteries of the divine, but also what it means to be a bit rebellious in a world that sometimes feels more like a dusty church hall than a vibrant community. Ever pragmatic, Fraser serves up a deliciously provocative menu of thoughts, spiced with a dash of irony and a sprinkle of humour. You may find yourself nodding in agreement—or at least chuckling—at his unconventional insights. After all, who said faith should be as dry as a communion wafer? With "Christianity With Attitude," you might just discover that embracing the divine can be as thrilling as a motorcycle ride on a Sunday afternoon (or at least a good cup of tea). Within the pages of this delightful volume, Fraser explores a variety of topics, daring to ask questions that most might only whisper in hushed tones. He tackles the pressing issues of modern morality, faith in the public sphere, and perhaps even what it means to wear your religion as a badge of honour instead of a shackle. Expect to encounter ideas that may provoke thought, laughter, and the occasional eyebrow raise, possibly leading to deep discussions at your next dinner party—or at least some spirited exchanges over coffee. Faith as a punk rock anthem—who knew? How to argue with the Almighty and win! Rebellious interpretations of biblical stories that might just make you rethink everything. Why church isn’t just a building, but a state of mind (with snacks). The importance of having a sense of humour when discussing sin. Condition: The copy you’ll find here is in good condition, which is a polite way of saying it has aged like fine wine—or perhaps more akin to a well-loved cheese that has developed character over the years. The spine is a tad creased, hinting at its many passionate moments of contemplation, while the pages are perfectly yellowed, reminiscent of those classic church bulletins that you never threw away. No water damage or mysterious stains—unless you count the coffee ring from someone’s existential crisis. Whether you’re a devout follower or a curious skeptic, "Christianity With Attitude" offers a refreshing perspective on a topic that can sometimes feel suffocatingly serious. Fraser invites you to explore the faith that has shaped civilisations while simultaneously challenging you to question it. This isn’t your grandmother’s theology, and it’s certainly not a dusty old manifesto. Instead, it’s an invitation to engage in a raucous—and perhaps even enlightening—discussion about what it means to be a believer in the modern world. Full of cheek and charm, this book is sure to spark conversations that linger long after the last page is turned. Crappy Old Books is proud to present this delightful offering, proving that sometimes the best revelations come not from the pulpit, but from the pages of a well-thumbed book. Grab your copy, warm up those vocal cords, and prepare to dive into an engaging exploration of faith that you simply won’t find in your average Sunday School lesson. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2771/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/christianity-with-attitude-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Canterbury Press 9781853117824 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2770 Interpreting Difficult Texts by Williamson and Allen In a world where clarity reigns supreme, ’Interpreting Difficult Texts’ emerges like a perplexing riddle shrouded in the fog of literary academia. Published in 1989 by the ever-dedicated SCM Press, this tome is the intellectual equivalent of a cat that knocks things off shelves at 3 AM—unpredictably delightful yet frustratingly enigmatic. Co-authored by the scholarly duo Williamson and Allen, it promises to be an enlightening romp through the labyrinthine passages of verbosity that only an academic could love. As you embark on your journey through this literary conundrum, prepare to question not only the text itself but also your own life choices regarding book purchases. Did you really need this? What were you thinking? The authors, wielding their pens like medieval knights with their swords, tackle the thorny issue of interpreting difficult texts—those cryptic pieces that leave ordinary mortals scratching their heads in bewilderment. Count on Williamson and Allen to guide you through the jungle of literary jargon, where ten-dollar words dance around like overly enthusiastic party guests who just found out the host has a pool table. Throughout the book, you’ll encounter a range of delightful challenges, including but not limited to: indecipherable syntax, obscure references that make you question your educational background, and the inevitable realization that this might just be a satire on academia itself. Williamson and Allen seem to have made it their mission to ensure you never again look at a text without a sense of dread and exhilaration. Will you come out the other side more enlightened or simply more confused? That’s the magic of it all! Consider the practical benefits of owning a book like this. Imagine the conversations you could have at dinner parties where you brandish ’Interpreting Difficult Texts’ like a badge of honour. Your friends, sipping their wine, will undoubtedly nod in approval as you drop phrases like “hermeneutic spiral” and “ontological paradox.” Feel free to watch as the conversation shifts abruptly to the latest Netflix series, leaving you standing alone in a puddle of highbrow pretensions. Ah, the sweet taste of unintentional irony! Don’t forget the practical exercises tucked between the pages—perfect for those looking to hone their skills in the fine art of confusion. This book is essentially a workout plan for your brain, complete with literary dumbbells and heavy thoughts that will have you nodding sagely at your own reflection in the mirror. You’ll emerge from this literary weightlifting session with not just intellectual muscles, but perhaps a slightly skewed sense of self-worth. Condition: Good. This copy has been well-loved, as evidenced by its slightly dog-eared pages and a mysterious coffee stain that is probably a result of someone’s valiant attempt to caffeinate their way through the dense prose. It practically begs to be appreciated in all its flawed glory, where the minor blemishes are merely badges of honour in the battle against deciphering the indecipherable. So, if you fancy a brain-bending excursion through the land of literary obscurity, ’Interpreting Difficult Texts’ stands ready to accompany you. It’s the perfect companion for those rainy afternoons when you’re in the mood for a challenge or just want to impress a guest with your eclectic bookshelf. Think of it as your very own literary puzzle, and remember: true enlightenment may be just a few confusing chapters away. In conclusion, if you’re ready to embrace a book that promises to make your brain ache while expanding your literary horizons, look no further. You can find this marvel of perplexity and erudition at Crappy Old Books, where we embrace the delightful chaos of second-hand literature. Grab your copy and prepare for a delightful dance with the obscure! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2770/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/interpreting-difficult-texts-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SCM Press 9780334020622 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2769 Hunters Of Gor by John Norman Welcome to Hunters of Gor (1980) by John Norman — the Gor book that hears the phrase “a nice walk in the countryside” and responds by sharpening a spear, tightening a saddle strap, and reminding you that nature is beautiful, yes, but it’s also perfectly happy to kill you. Gor doesn’t do leisure. Gor does pursuit. This time the spotlight swings toward the hunters: the trackers, scouts, raiders, and hard-eyed experts who can read a footprint like you read a menu, and who regard “getting lost” as something that happens to other people, right before they become someone’s dinner. Expect wide open spaces, harsh terrain, tense journeys, and the kind of outdoor living where the luxury item is “not being stabbed today.” As ever with Gor, you’re not just getting action — you’re getting a full operating system. There are rules, hierarchies, codes, and that unmistakable Norman vibe of relentless certainty. A hunt on Gor isn’t merely a hunt; it’s a ritual, a test, a demonstration of civilisation versus wilderness, status versus survival, and who gets to call themselves strong when the map ends. The world-building is thick, the tone is straight-faced, and the book carries itself with the confidence of a man who has never once worried that readers might prefer subtlety. (Subtlety, on Gor, is mostly used for ambushes.) The plot gives you the usual pulp pleasures: danger on the trail, shifting alliances, captors and captives, sudden reversals, and the constant sense that everyone is playing several games at once. People don’t simply meet; they size each other up. They don’t simply travel; they advance through an ideological landscape where every gesture implies rank and every mistake has consequences. It’s part adventure, part survival tale, part “here is how this world works, and you will learn it the hard way.” And yes, it’s also wonderfully, gloriously Gor-ish: earnest to the point of comedy, intense to the point of theatre, and oddly compelling because it never winks at itself — which means you get to do the winking, safely from your sofa, with snacks. The hunters may be out there living on grit and discipline, but you, reader, can luxuriate in the sheer audacity of it all. This copy is in Good condition — sturdy, presentable, and ready for another expedition. Expect the honest signs of a paperback that has been enjoyed: a little shelf wear, a spine that’s been opened, pages still cleanly readable and eager to take you back into the wilds. No fragile preciousness, no “collector’s shrine” vibes — just a solid working copy, like a well-used piece of kit. Sold by Crappy Old Books, who understand that the best adventures often come slightly scuffed and unapologetically themselves. Recommended for readers who like their science-fantasy tough, their world-building dense, and their escapism delivered at speed — preferably while something large, armed, and very confident is tracking you through the brush. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2769/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hunters-of-gor-apr-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star 9780352303837 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2768 The Fixer by Bernard Malamud In a world where a fixer is not just someone who straightens out life’s little hiccups but might also be a metaphorical grease monkey for society’s more profound dysfunctions, Bernard Malamud’s *The Fixer* offers readers a curious concoction of irony, despair, and perhaps a dash of black humour. First published in 1967 by Dell—an outfit that has seen better days, much like the book itself—this novel is a fine specimen of literary craftsmanship that invites you to ponder whether fixing things is ever truly possible or just an elaborate ruse to keep us all from losing our minds. Meet Yakov Bok, our unlikely hero, who finds himself embroiled in a series of misadventures that might make even the most seasoned cat wrangler think twice. Set against a backdrop that feels both historical and vaguely akin to a trip down a particularly fraught alleyway in the East End, Yakov’s journey serves as an exploration of the human condition—or perhaps a commentary on the absurdity of it all. Will he emerge unscathed, or will he prove that fixing one’s life is rather like trying to stitch the proverbial broken heart? Spoiler: it’s messy. As you flip through these well-worn pages, you might find yourself pondering the following delightful questions: Is Yakov a victim of his own making or merely a puppet in a grand cosmic joke? What exactly does it mean to “fix” oneself in a world that seems hell-bent on unraveling? Are there any redeeming qualities in the people who inhabit this gritty tale, or are they all just shadowy figures in a dodgy film noir? Can one truly “fix” anything when everything appears to be in a state of delightful disarray? How much irony can one book contain before it bursts into fits of laughter? Much like a good cup of tea left to steep just a tad too long, *The Fixer* invites you to sip slowly and reflect on the layers of meaning hiding in its depths. This isn’t just a book; it’s a conversation starter for those awkward dinners with old friends where political discussions inevitably lead to outrage and you’re stuck wishing you’d stayed home with your cat instead. Malamud challenges you to confront life’s complexities while simultaneously laughing at the absurdity of it all. Because who doesn’t enjoy a good chuckle when confronted with existential dread? Condition: Good; a term we use loosely here at Crappy Old Books. Pages may be yellowed with the wisdom of ages, and the cover—some would say—offers a certain worn charm, akin to that pair of comfortable shoes you refuse to toss despite their questionable appearance. The spine is intact, offering a sturdy promise that this story can withstand not only your curious glances but also perhaps a couple of contentious debates over the dinner table. So, if you’re in the market for a book that doesn’t just tell you a story but also offers you a seat at life’s chaotic, raucous table, *The Fixer* may just be what you need. It’s a book that speaks to the heart of human experience, albeit with a wry smile and perhaps a raised eyebrow or two. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today—because sometimes, the best fix for a dull moment is a good, old-fashioned literary escapade. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2768/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fixer-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2767 Return To Rocket World by Robert L Forward and Julie Forward Fuller In a universe where imagination galumphs forth like a particularly overzealous giraffe, we present you with “Return To Rocket World,” a title so audacious it practically dares you to explore its pages. Written by the illustrious duo of Robert L. Forward and Julie Forward Fuller, this 1993 offering from Baen is, quite frankly, your ticket to a cosmos of quirky adventures and inexplicable phenomena that would make even the most skeptical astrophysicist raise an eyebrow. Picture, if you will, a world where rockets zoom about with all the grace and poise of a ballet dancer on roller skates. The clever title hints at a previous visit—perhaps a holiday gone wrong or a cosmic family reunion gone awry. No one quite knows, but one thing’s for certain: you’re not just flipping through pages; you’re embarking on a journey that may or may not involve more existential questioning than you bargained for. As you wade through this literary concoction, you may ponder a few questions: Is Rocket World a real place, or merely a figment of someone’s overly caffeinated dreams? Could this be a clever commentary on the state of modern society, or merely an excuse for the authors to pen the word “rocket” repeatedly? One can only speculate. The book is likely to leave you with more questions than answers—not that we are advocating for clarity or anything so mundane as that. The charm of “Return To Rocket World” lies not only in its whimsical exploration of space travel but also in the delightful absurdities peppered throughout. Readers are treated to an array of peculiar characters who are as well-rounded as a flat tire. Expect to be introduced to a motley crew of interstellar misfits who grapple with their identities, usually with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof. Their shenanigans will have you questioning the very fabric of reality and your own sanity, in the best possible way. In a touching display of irony, the narrative is both a heartfelt homage to the golden age of science fiction and a satirical jab at its tropes. It’s a bit like being served a lovely meal that you later discover was prepared by a chef who spent a little too long watching cooking shows and not enough time in the kitchen. You may marvel at the creativity while simultaneously wondering about the sanity of all involved. Condition: Good. This delightful tome has seen some wear and tear, likely from being hastily tucked into satchels and carried across many a bus ride, perhaps as a companion during a particularly tedious lecture on quantum mechanics. The cover displays a certain vintage charm, with a few creases that indicate it has lived a life worthy of a whimsical tale itself. Pages are gently yellowed, providing an air of authenticity—like finding a delightful piece of history hiding in the back of a second-hand bookstore, waiting for you to stumble upon it. As you turn the pages, you may come across a few annotations, which, while possibly the result of a particularly passionate reader, could also be the musings of someone who has inadvertently built their own space-time continuum by trying to connect the dots between various plot points. It adds a layer of charm, don’t you think? So, if you’re ready to embrace the delightful absurdity of “Return To Rocket World,” do step aboard this literary rocket ship. It promises a journey that may leave you both perplexed and entertained, an experience akin to a rollercoaster ride through a particularly whimsical galaxy. Remember, this isn’t just a book; it’s a quirky expedition through the cosmos of creativity, and it’s being offered to you by Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every book has its own offbeat charm waiting to be rediscovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2767/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/return-to-rocketworld-apr-2025.jpg 2.99 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Baen 9780671721534 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2766 Command The Morning by Pearl S Buck Embark on an adventurous jaunt through time and sentiment with Pearl S. Buck’s marvellous tome, “Command The Morning.” As if plucked from the dusty shelves of a bygone era, this 1960 classic beckons you closer with the siren call of nostalgia and life’s splendid absurdities. You might wonder if you’re holding a book or a long-lost epistle from a time when people drank tea with their pinkies raised and argued passionately about the merits of a good morning. Spoiler: they did both. Within these pages lies a charming amalgamation of life lessons and whimsical observations, penned by an author who has witnessed more sunrises than most. Buck, known for her ability to wrap profound insights in layers of warmth, shimmies through themes of ambition like a cat through a sunbeam. What does it mean to command the morning? Is it merely about waking up before noon, or is there a deeper philosophical conundrum at play? Perhaps it’s a metaphor for seizing the day—or it could just be a polite way of saying, "Get your act together!" The reader is likely to encounter a cast of peculiar characters, each embodying the eclectic spirit of the 1960s. You may even find yourself nodding knowingly at the outlandish dialogues and scenarios that unfold, as though you’re peeking into a box of assorted chocolates where the fillings are slightly off but still oddly delightful. Buck’s narrative style is distinct; she dances between the profound and the preposterous with the grace of a slightly tipsy ballerina. As you flip through the pages, expect to stumble upon moments that inspire both guffaws and philosophical musings. The prose might make you question your own morning rituals—do you really need five cups of coffee to ‘command’ the day, or is that just a clever ruse to hide your undeniable lethargy? Whatever your conclusion, one thing is certain: Buck’s words will linger like the smell of burnt toast, stubborn and unapologetic. In a world increasingly obsessed with efficiency and the relentless pursuit of productivity, “Command The Morning” serves as a delectable counterbalance. It’s as if Buck waves a slightly wrinkled flag of rebellion against the concept of the ‘successful’ morning. You won’t find any life hacks here—unless you count the timeless tip of enjoying a brief existential crisis before breakfast. And yes, you might even shed a tear or two at the sheer hilarity of it all. Condition: Good. This treasure trove of literary quirkiness is in a state that might be described as ’good enough to keep on your shelf, but let’s not start a bidding war’. The pages exhibit a charming patina of age, perhaps kissed by the occasional coffee ring or the indelible fingerprints of past readers. One must appreciate the history embedded in these pages—after all, every crease tells a story, and every smudge might be the result of someone contemplating their life choices. Reading this book is akin to taking a stroll through a quaint, overgrown garden: you might trip over a few weeds, but the wildflowers will make it all worthwhile. You’ll find that the prose has a delightful tendency to teeter on the edge of poignancy and humour, a balancing act that Buck performs with the skill of a seasoned tightrope walker. It’s a book that promises to entertain and challenge your views on what it means to truly seize the day. So, if you fancy a literary escapade that’s sure to tickle your funny bone and provoke a smirk of recognition, grab a copy of “Command The Morning.” This delightful slice of mid-century whimsy can be yours, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. Now, go forth and command your own morning—preferably with a cup of something warm and a sense of ironic detachment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2766/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/command-the-morning-apr-2025.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2765 The Immigrants by Howard Fast Ah, "The Immigrants," a title that immediately conjures images of bustling docks, teeming ships, and a smorgasbord of accents all vying for dominance in the great melting pot known as society. Published in 1979, this literary jaunt from Howard Fast can only be described as a delightful time capsule of the author’s own reflections on the immigrant experience. It’s a veritable treasure trove for anyone who’s ever tried to understand what it means to balance the rich tapestry of one’s heritage with the often bewildering demands of a new land. Spoiler alert: It’s complicated, and yes, there will be metaphors about fish out of water. Fast, a man who wore many hats—novelist, screenwriter, and unapologetic commentator on social issues—seems to have taken it upon himself to throw open the floodgates of his imagination, and in this particular endeavor, he’s assembled a cast of characters that would make even the most seasoned immigration officer question the validity of their paperwork. It’s a patchwork quilt of stories, stitched together with the thread of struggle, hope, and the occasional bureaucratic mishap. One can almost hear the whisper of a typewriter echoing in the background, as he types away furiously, perhaps fueled by a cup of tea that’s gone cold. Why should one even consider picking up this book, you ask? Well, dear reader, if you’re in the market for a reading experience that is both enlightening and perplexing, look no further than this tome. Expect to encounter characters who are as colorful as a circus tent, each with their own peculiar quirks and aspirations that make them distinctly human—or at least, distinctly Fast-ian. You may find yourself laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at once, as you navigate the labyrinthine pathways of their dreams and disappointments. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through an immigration office, but with more heart. Fast doesn’t shy away from the gritty realities of his topic. No, he embraces them like an old friend who’s slightly annoying yet endearing in all the right ways. In this book, you might find yourself pondering questions such as: What does it mean to belong? How many times can one misplace their green card before it becomes a running joke? And, most importantly, how many sandwiches can you pack for a cross-continental journey without losing your mind? The absurdity is palpable, and yet, it resonates deeply with anyone who has ever felt like an outsider. In case you’re contemplating whether this book is simply a collection of feel-good anecdotes strung together like a poorly made necklace, let me assure you: it’s decidedly more complex. Fast invites readers to wrestle with the uncomfortable truths of assimilation, identity, and the often-tumultuous relationship between the past and the present. Be prepared for moments of introspection, as well as the occasional bout of existential dread—after all, fast food and fast immigration have one thing in common: a dash of chaos and a side order of regret. Now, let’s discuss the physical state of this particular edition. Condition: It’s rated as ’Good,’ which in the world of second-hand literature usually implies that the book has lived a life outside of its pristine confines. Expect dog-eared pages, the scent of well-loved paper, and perhaps a few coffee stains that add character (or at least a hint of caffeine inspiration). It’s a book that carries the weight of stories and, possibly, the crumbs of distracted snacking during late-night reading sessions. You might even find notes scrawled in the margins—though whether they are profound insights or just grocery lists remains to be seen. So, if you’re in a whimsical mood and fancy a read that dares to explore the human condition while simultaneously tickling your funny bone, look no further than Howard Fast’s "The Immigrants." Published by Coronet Books, it’s a slightly askew adventure into the lives of those who dared to dream beyond borders. Grab a copy today from Crappy Old Books, because sometimes the best stories are the ones that carry the faint scent of nostalgia and a dash of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2765/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-immigrants-apr-2025.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340230268 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2764 Pool Of Radience by James M Ward and Jane Cooper Hong Step right up, fantasy aficionados and reluctant bookworms alike, for a literary experience that promises to take you on a journey through the dark and quizzical realms of 1989! Enter the curious universe of "Pool Of Radiance," where the only thing shinier than the title is the coffee-stained cover you’re about to acquire. Authored by the dynamic duo of James M Ward and Jane Cooper Hong—prolific scribes perhaps more famous for their innovative approaches to role-playing game adaptations than for their winning personalities—this tome is nothing short of a historical artifact, nestled snugly under the custodian care of Crappy Old Books. Imagine, if you will, an era when shoulder pads were in, mullets were fashionable, and the idea of a ’pool’ involved actual water rather than the increasingly murky depths of RPG lore. Yes, folks, "Pool Of Radiance" is not just a book; it is a nostalgic time capsule that captures the very essence of dungeon-crawling in a world where party supplies included swords, spells, and perhaps a snack or two—if you dared to partake while avoiding the lurking gelatinous cubes! This guidebook serves as your magical key to understanding the complexities of treasure hunting in a universe rife with pesky goblins and the occasional dragon that might be more interested in hoarding your loot than engaging in meaningful dialogue. Indeed, the pages are filled with all sorts of delightful awkwardness, as you’ll find yourself grappling with the strategic intricacies of gathering a party that may or may not include a bard with a penchant for terrible poetry. And let’s not forget the thrill of the chase—after all, who doesn’t enjoy a bit of pixelated peril? What can you expect from this literary treasure? Prepare to be enchanted—or bemused—by: Quirky character bios that could use a good editing session (just like your last Tinder date). A plot so convoluted it would make an origami artist weep. Descriptions that might cause you to question your life choices, not unlike your high school career counselor. Confusing maps that are the stuff of legend—or perhaps just a haphazard doodle from a caffeine-fueled gaming session. Adventurers equipped with a wide variety of questionable weapons, because who wouldn’t want to swing a +1 rubber chicken? Ah, the prose! It’s a delightful mélange of action, adventure, and a healthy sprinkle of pure nonsense—perfect for those who enjoy reading between the lines and finding hidden meanings in the most nonsensical of scenarios. The writing style is reminiscent of a fine wine that has gone slightly off—food pairing suggestions are a must, especially if you’re planning to decipher the narrative over a plate of cold pizza and a few sad-looking energy drinks. Condition: The book is in a "good" state, which we can only assume means it has survived multiple game nights filled with awkward laughter and perhaps the occasional spilled drink. The cover does show signs of wear, as if it has been cradled by countless hands seeking knowledge or merely looking for an escape from reality. Expect dog-eared pages and marginal notes from an anonymous (and possibly confused) reader who left behind cryptic messages in the margins—perfect for those who love a good mystery! So if you’re looking to relive—or perhaps experience for the first time—the enchanting chaos that was gaming in the late ’80s, take a plunge into the vibrant waters of "Pool Of Radiance." Secure your copy today, and may your dice always roll in your favor, even if your literary choices don’t quite measure up to your high expectations. Remember, it’s all part of the charm when you shop at Crappy Old Books, where every page turned is an adventure waiting to unfold—or perhaps just an opportunity for a well-earned chuckle. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2764/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pool-of-radience-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140145847 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2763 There Goes Davey Cohen by Wendy Owen Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare to embark on a literary journey that promises to be as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof! "There Goes Davey Cohen," penned by the enigmatic Wendy Owen in the tumultuous year of 1968, is a delightful relic from the time when bell bottoms were in vogue, and the smell of revolution wafted through the air like incense at a peace rally. Who knew that a novel could capture the essence of an era while simultaneously leaving readers scratching their heads in bemusement? Picture a world where the mundane and the absurd intertwine like a chaotic sock drawer. Our protagonist, Davey Cohen, a name that rolls off the tongue with the grace of a hippo on a trampoline, finds himself navigating a landscape that is at once familiar and utterly baffling. The alleys of his life are filled with characters so quirky you wouldn’t be surprised if they turned out to be relatives of Lewis Carroll’s creations, complete with top hats and existential crises. The charm of the book lies not in a linear plot but rather in the delightful detours that lead us through Davey’s misadventures. Wendy Owen’s prose is like a fine cup of tea—brewed just right but occasionally leaves a bit of grit in the bottom. While the dialogue crackles with the wit of a thousand bemused monologues, the narrative occasionally rambles like a confused uncle at a wedding. But who doesn’t enjoy a bit of a ramble now and then? In this book, you might find yourself pondering profound questions such as, "Why do characters seem to have more wardrobe changes than a fashion model?" or "Is that an actual plot device, or has the author simply lost her train of thought?" The year 1968 was, after all, a time when the world was shaking off the dust of the past and stepping into a psychedelic haze of freedom and rebellion. Wendy Owen manages to capture this spirit without once mentioning the word "flower." Instead, we are treated to a cavalcade of oddities, a veritable cornucopia of eccentricities that make you wonder if the author had a pet parrot who dictated the story while perched on her shoulder, squawking nonsensically. It’s as if she decided that coherence was overrated, and we’re all the better for it! The supporting cast of characters is a delightful medley of oddballs—the kind you might meet at a bus stop on a rainy Tuesday afternoon. Each one seems to have their own agenda that barely intersects with Davey’s, leading to moments of accidental hilarity and unintentional poignancy. Will they help him find his way, or merely serve as a backdrop to his ongoing existential crisis? It’s a question that Owen leaves tantalizingly unanswered, alluringly dangling like a half-eaten candy bar. As you traverse the twisted paths of this narrative, you might just discover that the true heart of the book lies not in Davey’s journey, but in the peculiarities of the world around him. It’s a whimsical reflection of society, a mirror held up to our collective face with a flourish that would make even the grumpiest of readers crack a smile. After all, who among us does not love a little chaos in our otherwise orderly lives? Condition: Good. This copy may have seen better days, but it still holds a certain charm, much like the author herself. Expect some well-loved pages that might have turned slightly yellow, perhaps a few dog-eared corners, and the occasional coffee stain that adds character without detracting from the overall experience. It’s a book that has clearly lived a little, and much like Davey Cohen, it has stories to tell—if only it could speak! So, if you fancy a trip through the mind of a writer who dared to take the road less traveled, grab "There Goes Davey Cohen" and let its quirks wash over you. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the odd, the outdated, and the wonderfully weird. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary history that may very well have been inspired by an actual daydream or two! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2763/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/there-goes-davey-cohen-apr-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2762 The Black Unicorn by Terry Brooks Ah, The Black Unicorn, a title that rolls off the tongue like a unicorn frolicking through a meadow—if that meadow were littered with stale baguettes and lurking existential dread. Published in 2001 by Orbit, this tome seems to be an artifact from a time when fantasy was obligatory, and every author thought they had a bestselling epic lurking in their back pocket. Terry Brooks, under the guise of a brilliant wordsmith, graces us with his take on mythical creatures, presumably while sipping an overpriced latte and contemplating the meaning of life through the kaleidoscope of his imagination. Imagine, if you will, a world governed by the whims of creatures that are often painted in shades of pastel, complete with a horn that could probably double as a turkey baster. In his quest to craft a narrative, Brooks might have considered the Black Unicorn not just a creature of lore, but a metaphor for all the things in life that are elusive and entirely unattainable—like a perfectly ripe avocado or a parking spot in London. This book aims to whisk you away into a realm where the fantastical and the profoundly absurd collide in a swirl of mysticism and improbable plot twists. But don’t let the title fool you; this isn’t merely a tale about a unicorn. Oh no, it’s more likely a philosophical discourse wrapped in an adventure, where the protagonist probably has more issues than a back issue of The Beano. Readers are invited to join a merry band of misfits who may or may not be searching for this elusive creature, with character arcs that could rival the tangled wiring of an old-fashioned telephone exchange. Expect friendships, betrayals, and perhaps some impromptu poetry about the nature of being—though let’s be honest, the poetry might just be an awkward aside while someone tries to find their way through an enchanted forest. If you’re wondering what to expect from the prose, picture a rich tapestry interwoven with velvet sentences that somehow still manage to feel like last season’s fabric. Brooks has a knack for painting vivid landscapes that may have you questioning whether you’re reading a fantasy novel or a poorly conceived travel brochure for a place that only exists in the caches of the internet. It’s as if he’s saying, “Look, here’s a dragon! And a war! And perhaps a heartfelt moment that’s deeply undercut by the absurdity of it all!” And let’s not forget the villains. Brooks likely fills the narrative with antagonists so diabolical that they could make a cat’s bad mood look like a walk in the park. Given the era in which this was penned, one might wonder if the villains are mere metaphors for the war on terror or perhaps the scourge of bad Wi-Fi. Either way, they’re guaranteed to be deliciously complex, if not slightly more predictable than a British summer. As you flick through the pages, you may find yourself contemplating the deeper allegories hidden beneath the surface, but rest assured that you’re also free to enjoy it as a light read. In fact, some readers may find it ideal for a Saturday afternoon when the weather is dreary, and you need a touch of whimsy to accompany your cup of Earl Grey. Just don’t expect to come away with any life-changing revelations—unless you count the realization that unicorns probably don’t exist, but they’d make excellent companions for long, existential walks through the countryside. Condition: This book is classified as "Good," which in the realm of second-hand books usually means it has been lovingly thumbed through by people who might or might not have had questionable snacks while reading. Expect a few dog-eared pages, some creases on the cover that add character, and perhaps the lingering aroma of someone’s long-forgotten gin and tonic. It’s the perfect addition to your shelf of ‘I’ll get around to reading that’ titles. If you find yourself intrigued by the idea of a fictional world that feels like an elaborate joke waiting to be unraveled, then The Black Unicorn might just be the quirky treasure you didn’t know you needed. Experience the irony of fantastical literature that not only entertains but also leaves you pondering the absurdity of existence—all available at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing we take seriously is our commitment to offering you the quirkiest reads imaginable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2762/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-black-unicorn-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9781857231083 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2761 Vets In Harness by James Herriot In the annals of literature, few tomes have managed to capture the essence of rural life quite like "Vets In Harness." James Herriot, with the expertise of a seasoned vet and the flair of a storytelling bard, leads us into the charmingly chaotic world of animal husbandry. Published in 1975 by Pan Books, this delightful chronicle doesn’t just offer a glimpse into the life of a veterinarian but also serves as an inadvertent commentary on the quirks of human behavior—after all, who else could describe a barn dance and a cow’s digestive issues with equal fervor? Be prepared for a delightful romp through Yorkshire, where cows are not merely livestock but integral characters, each with a personality more vivid than the local gossip. Herriot’s prose dances like a wayward sheep on a spring morning, weaving together tales of reluctant donkeys, obstinate pigs, and the occasional uncooperative farmer. Within these pages lies a veritable menagerie of situations that defy logic and common sense, reminiscent of the best slapstick comedies, albeit with more hooves and fur. As you settle into the pages of "Vets In Harness," you might find yourself pondering the true nature of partnership—not just between humans and their four-legged companions but within the unpredictable realm of veterinary practice. Herriot’s charming anecdotes blend the absurdity of life with a genuine affection for his patients, turning the mundane into the magnificent. Who knew that a simple visit to the farm could unfold into a comedy of errors worthy of Shakespearean proportions? But let’s not forget the supporting cast: the townsfolk, who oscillate between endearing and utterly baffling. With characters as colorful as the countryside they inhabit, their interactions with Herriot add layers of complexity to the narrative. You’ll meet farmers who could win awards for their stubbornness and neighbors who are always ready to lend a hand—if only it didn’t involve any actual work. The camaraderie and rivalry depicted here are as rich as the Yorkshire soil, and just as unpredictable. Condition: Good. This treasure from Crappy Old Books carries the marks of a life well-lived: dog-eared pages, the faint aroma of hay, and the occasional scribbled note from a previous owner reflecting on the philosophical implications of the veterinary profession. Such wear only adds to its charm, as if the book itself has been part of every adventure it recounts. The spine is slightly creased, which some might argue adds character, while others may deem it a sign of impending collapse. Fear not; the pages are still intact and ready to whisk you away through Herriot’s delightful world. Beyond mere entertainment, “Vets In Harness” propels itself into the realms of existential inquiry. What does it mean to be a caretaker of creatures that often seem to have a better grasp of life than their human counterparts? Herriot’s observations lead us to the realization that the line between intelligence and instinct is far blurrier than we might like to admit. This book is not just for aspiring vets or animal lovers; it’s for anyone who has ever encountered the absurdity of life wrapped in fur or feathers. So, if you’re in the mood for a hearty laugh, a touch of nostalgia, and a reminder that life—like a clumsy calf—doesn’t always go according to plan, then “Vets In Harness” is your ticket to the wild side of veterinary medicine. Grab your wellies, prepare for some unexpected escapades, and dive into a world where the animals might just have the last word. After all, if a book can make you chuckle over the trials of a wayward goat, it’s undoubtedly worth a read. Make this quirky classic your own, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, and discover why life in the countryside is anything but ordinary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2761/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vets-in-harness-apr-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330246637 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2760 The Heritage by Frances Parkinson Keyes In the grand theatre of literature, some books stand as monumental pillars while others are more akin to the forgotten stage props left to gather dust in the corner. Enter Frances Parkinson Keyes’ The Heritage, a tome that is both a nostalgic nod to the past and a whimsical quest through the murky waters of family legacy. First published in 1970 by the illustrious Corgi Books—because a dogged approach to publishing was all the rage back then—this book is a delightful conundrum wrapped in an enigmatic cover, yet lacking an ISBN. How very avant-garde! Contains vintage bookmark from Georges bookshop in Park Street, Bristol, which alone is probably worth £5,000,000. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself wondering whether the ‘heritage’ in question refers to the author’s penchant for crafting intricate family dramas or the somewhat dubious literary legacy she has left behind. Perhaps it’s a mix of both, an inheritance of quirks and oddities that only a writer of Keyes’ calibre could muster. With each chapter, you are likely to feel the weight of a family tree that’s more tangled than your grandmother’s yarn basket, hinting at secrets and scandals that could make even the most stoic of relatives squirm during a Sunday roast. Set against the backdrop of the 1970s, a decade not known for its subtlety, The Heritage promises an exploration of values, virtues, and the occasional vice that one simply cannot escape when wading through the murky waters of familial obligations. Keyes, with her penchant for flamboyant prose and dramatic flair, takes readers on a roller coaster ride that is less about the high-speed thrills and more about the slow, steady climb of familial tension. Expect the unexpected, but do ensure you pack a sense of irony—it’s the only way to navigate the labyrinthine twists and turns of this book. Readers will likely encounter a cast of characters as colourful and layered as a vintage patchwork quilt, each with their own quirks and proclivities. From the neurotic aunt who hoards lavender-scented sachets to the enigmatic cousin who claims to communicate with spirits via a Ouija board, the pages teem with life, chaos, and a dash of the absurd. The delightful irony is that while these characters are steeped in their own histories, they’re also utterly oblivious to the fact that they are mere figments of Keyes’ imagination, crafted to navigate the intricate web of what it means to belong. As you meander through the plot—if one can call it that—expect to ponder deep questions like: What is heritage, really? Is it merely the sum of one’s ancestors or does it involve a more intricate web of choice, whimsy, and the occasional off-putting family reunion? Spoiler alert: the answer is as elusive as the last biscuit in the tin. It’s here where Keyes shines, crafting a narrative that straddles the line between earnest exploration and tongue-in-cheek commentary on the absurdities of lineage. Condition: Good. This second-hand marvel has survived the test of time remarkably well, though it bears the marks of a life well-lived: a few creases, the occasional smudge, and a slight musty scent reminiscent of a bygone era. It is, in short, the literary equivalent of a well-worn armchair that’s seen far too many cups of tea spilled on it but still beckons you to sit down and stay awhile. So, if you fancy navigating the zeitgeist of the 1970s while engaging with a family drama that cleverly mocks itself, The Heritage is your ticket to a peculiar ride. Just remember to keep your irony meter calibrated, as one never knows when a familial revelation may strike. For those inclined to explore the more eccentric corners of literature, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where curious finds like this await those brave enough to sift through the stacks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2760/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-heritage-apr-2025.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2758 Amsterdam by Ian McEwan In the curious realm where literary giants often tiptoe through the tulips of existential dread, we find Ian McEwan’s 1998 masterpiece, “Amsterdam.” Published by Vintage—a publisher whose name ironically evokes the antiquity of a fine wine gone slightly vinegary—this novel will whisk you into a world where the fine line between friendship and rivalry is not just blurred but smeared, much like a half-eaten stroopwafel left unattended at a coffee shop on a damp day. At its core, “Amsterdam” is a splendid concoction of ethical quandaries, moral dilemmas, and a fair sprinkling of those highbrow British sensibilities that make one ponder, “Why do I read books when I could be contemplating the colour of wallpaper instead?” Here, two old friends—one a composer and the other a writer—find themselves entangled in a web of life choices that will have you questioning the very fabric of your reality, or at least your choice of tea. McEwan deftly navigates the murky waters of ambition and betrayal, serving up a narrative as rich as the chocolate found in the heart of a Dutch bonbon. Expect sharp wit punctuated by moments that might provoke an existential chuckle or a less-than-existential shrug. This is literature that lifts the veil on that charmingly grim side of human nature, where vices waltz with virtues like awkward guests at a wedding—clumsy yet strangely endearing. The novel takes readers on a jaunt through the canals of Amsterdam, a city often romanticized yet here painted with a brush dipped in irony. Imagine a postcard-perfect landscape where every windmill has a secret and every canal could probably use a good scrub. McEwan’s prose invites you to linger, perhaps over a cup of something too strong while contemplating life choices that, let’s be honest, you probably ought to have made differently. It’s a delightful invitation to ponder as you read on, “Is it too late for me?” For those who appreciate literature with a side of sardonic humour, “Amsterdam” offers a smorgasbord of the following enticing features: Two characters whose friendship feels more like a dog-eared pamphlet than a novel. Ethical conundrums so thick, you might need a paddle to navigate. Minimalist prose that’s as refreshing as a spring breeze—if the breeze were slightly pretentious. A vivid backdrop that makes you reconsider your next holiday destination. Plot twists that arrive with all the subtlety of a bicycle bell at rush hour. Condition: Good, perhaps akin to a vintage bicycle left out in the rain—certainly rideable, but with a few scuff marks and mysterious stains that only add to its character. The pages are bright enough to encourage reading, yet some may possess the lightest whisper of a coffee ring, which only serves to enhance the authenticity of your literary experience. This book has clearly seen some adventures, and much like the fine city of Amsterdam, it bears its quirks with grace. So, if you’re in the market for a book that invites you to ponder the messiness of human existence while offering the occasional snicker, look no further. “Amsterdam” is your ticket to a world where prose is as intricate as a Dutch lace doily, and you’ll be left wondering if you ought to be reading it in a café or simply sitting in one, reveling in the mundanity of life. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books and indulge your inner philosopher—or at least your inner person who enjoys a good read with a side of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2758/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/amsterdam-apr-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099272779 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2755 Cancer Ward by Alexander Isayevich Solzhenitsyn Fair condition. Has some damafge to top right as per book image which effects the first 4 pages. Otherwise its a good condition paperback for its age. In Cancer Ward, Nobel laureate Alexander Solzhenitsyn crafts a searing, intimate portrait of life under Soviet rule through the microcosm of a provincial hospital. Set in 1955, in the uncertain thaw after Stalin’s death, the novel follows a group of patients struggling not only with physical disease but with the deeper moral and spiritual cancer inflicted by years of fear, repression, and betrayal. Centered around Oleg Kostoglotov, a man exiled for political reasons, the story explores survival, loyalty, and the desperate human need for truth and dignity in a society where both are constantly under threat. Powerful, moving, and at times darkly humorous, Cancer Ward is a profound meditation on resilience and hope in the face of devastation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2755/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cancer-ward-apr-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140032291 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2754 Incidents In The Rue Laugier by Anita Brookner Welcome to the charmingly peculiar world of Anita Brookner’s "Incidents In The Rue Laugier," where the mundane meets the extraordinary, and your average Tuesday morphs into an existential crisis, all set against the backdrop of a street that probably smells of freshly baked baguettes and stale bureaucracy. Published in 1996 by Penguin—because, let’s face it, who else could pull off such a literary conundrum?—this book invites you to ponder life’s mysteries while simultaneously questioning why you ever left the house in the first place. Set in the melting pot of Parisian ennui, Brookner spins a tale that seems to dangle just out of reach, like a French pastry on the top shelf of a boulangerie. The Rue Laugier isn’t just a street; it’s a metaphorical catwalk for the parade of human peculiarities that drift through life with all the grace of a startled pigeon. You may find yourself wondering, "What are these incidents?" and "Why should I care?" Fear not! The allure lies in the absurdity of the everyday, where the trivial is elevated to an art form, and every unremarkable encounter is worthy of a philosophical dissertation. In this delightful work of fiction, readers are treated to a cast of characters who are as forgettable as the last piece of toast you left in the toaster, yet as colorful as the graffiti that adorns the walls of Paris. They meander through their lives in a manner that’s both excruciating and oddly comforting. With a dash of irony that could make even the most jaded soul crack a smile, Brookner leads us on a jaunt through the social intricacies of existence, all while inviting you to ponder whether ‘a cup of tea’ can indeed be a life-altering decision or merely an excuse to avoid conversation. Should you decide to take this literary plunge, prepare yourself for a narrative that resembles a leisurely stroll through the labyrinthine alleys of Paris—full of unexpected twists but not a single direct route to happiness. The book serves as a gentle reminder that the chaos of life can be encapsulated in a single moment spent people-watching from a café table, cup in hand, and a pastry of questionable origin resting precariously on the edge of your plate. Brookner’s prose is like a fine wine; it requires patience to appreciate, and perhaps some pretentious pondering to fully grasp its complexities. Expect to be tantalized by sentences that flow with the elegance of a Seine riverboat, begging you to unravel their meaning while simultaneously making you question if you ever knew what ‘meaning’ really was. Whether you’re looking for profound insights or just a momentary distraction from the tedium of daily life, this book promises to deliver both in equal measure, like a two-for-one deal at your local thrift shop—except this one might actually be worth it. Condition: Used, but not in the “I think I’ll leave it on the shelf to gather dust” sense. This book has been gently thumbed through, its pages lovingly creased, and perhaps even adorned with a few notes in the margins that might provide insight—or just random doodles of questionable artistic merit. Consider it a vintage find ready to share its wisdom (or lack thereof) with you. The spine reveals its character in a way that only used books can, as if it’s whispering, “I’ve been places; I’ve seen things.” Or maybe just a few too many rainy days in the British Isles. So, if you fancy yourself an aficionado of the quirky and the ironic, or simply need a book to prop up that wobbly table leg, "Incidents In The Rue Laugier" demands a place in your collection. A word of caution: you may just find yourself pondering life’s absurdities long after you’ve closed the cover. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every turn of the page feels like an adventure through the delightful chaos of literary history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2754/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/incidents-in-the-rue-laugier-march-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140252477 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2753 Holiday Which - Good Walks Guide by Tim Locke Ah, the 1990s—an era defined by questionable fashion choices, an obsession with compact discs, and, lest we forget, a penchant for the outdoors that led to an entire generation believing that the great British pastime of walking was somehow akin to an athlete’s quest for Olympian glory. Enter “Holiday Which - Good Walks Guide,” a tome that promises to transform your mundane ambles into something resembling a competitive sport or, at the very least, a mildly amusing stroll through your local park. Authored by the illustrious Tim Locke, this work is a veritable love letter to the art of putting one foot in front of the other, ideally while wearing sensible shoes and avoiding mud puddles. Published by the Consumers Association and Hodder & Stoughton in 1990, this guide chronicles walks that are presumably filled with breathtaking views, quirky local fauna, and enough historical trivia to make even the most ardent geography teacher shed a tear of joy. It is perhaps worth noting that the cover features an illustration that looks suspiciously like a watercolor aftermath of a local council meeting where they discussed hiking trails—vibrant yet oddly bureaucratic. Inside, readers are treated to a collection of routes that seem to be a mix of well-trodden paths and those less likely to be frequented by anyone who values their time. Each entry reads like a love letter to soggy socks and the occasional encounter with a disgruntled pony. Will you, dear reader, find yourself inexorably drawn to the wonders of the countryside? Or will you instead take a moment to ponder the deep philosophical question: “Why didn’t I just stay home and watch the telly?” What makes this guide truly unique is its ability to cater to all types of walkers, from the hardcore enthusiasts who treat each hike as an opportunity for personal growth, to those who think “a good walk” equates to strolling through the kitchen to grab a biscuit. It’s bound to provide invaluable insights for various walking scenarios such as: The “I only walk if there’s a pub at the end” walk. The “I’m only here for the Instagram photos” walk. The “let’s pretend this is exercise” walk. The “I just want to feed the ducks” walk. The “lost my group and now I’m regretting life choices” walk. Each walk is imbued with a sense of urgency, as if Tim Locke is imploring you to lace up your walking boots and rush out the door before the sun sets on your chances of discovering the wonders of nature. However, the real charm lies not in the detailed descriptions, but in the labyrinthine routes that might require a degree in orienteering or at least a decent sense of direction, which is often a luxury when one is trying to decipher a poorly photocopied map. Condition: This book has seen better days. It bears the hallmark of a well-loved volume, complete with creased pages, the occasional coffee stain that adds a hint of character, and a spine that has valiantly withstood the test of numerous half-hearted attempts at walking. It is a testament to all those who have picked it up, only to promptly forget where they were supposed to go. One can only hope future readers will be inspired to venture forth, if only to find a bench to sit on. So, if you’re in the market for a second-hand guide that promises to elevate your rambling to new heights (or at least new muddy trails), look no further. “Holiday Which - Good Walks Guide” is here to accompany you on your journeys—however misguided they may turn out to be. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beautifully flawed and the gloriously outdated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2753/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/holiday-which-good-walks-guide-march-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Consumers Association and Hodder & Stoughton 9780340552308 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2750 The Rich Mrs Robinson by Winifred Beechey In a world where affluence often masquerades as wisdom, Winifred Beechey presents us with ’The Rich Mrs Robinson’, a title that is as delightfully misleading as a fox in a top hat at a tea party. Set against the backdrop of 1984—a year when the world was either celebrating or lamenting the rise of neon legwarmers and synthesised pop—this novel invites readers to ponder the riveting intricacies of wealth, social status, and the constant battle for the best seat at the country club. The protagonist, Mrs Robinson, is as opulent as her name suggests, but don’t be fooled into thinking she’s simply a caricature of privilege; oh no, there’s much more beneath that diamond-studded exterior. Mrs Robinson navigates the treacherous waters of high society with the poise of a swan in a tutu. Her life, teeming with extravagant soirées and the occasional scandal involving questionable fondue choices, is anything but ordinary. One can’t help but wonder if her riches are merely a dazzling disguise for deeper existential dilemmas. And while you ponder this, don’t forget to ask yourself: Is Mrs Robinson truly wealthy, or is her fortune merely a peculiar twist of fate that comes with its own set of problems? Beechey seems to favour the latter, spinning a tale that dances between the absurd and the sublime. As you flip through these pages, expect a delightful mélange of witty dialogue and social commentary that might leave you wondering if you’re reading a novel or a clever exposé of the upper crust. The cast of characters is as vibrant as the wallpaper in a vintage tea shop, each one more eccentric than the last. From the flamboyant cousin who insists on wearing a monocle to the rather disconcerting butler with a penchant for cryptic crossword puzzles, Beechey’s characters are anything but one-dimensional. But let’s not forget the setting! Oxford University Press might have envisioned an academic treatise when they published this peculiar book, but what they got instead was a cheeky romp through the upper echelons of society that would make even the Queen raise an eyebrow. It’s a world where whisky and soda flow freely, secrets are exchanged in hushed tones over canapés, and every conversation feels like a contest to see who can be the most delightfully pretentious. You might even find yourself longing for a time when people wore hats to lunch and gossip was an Olympic sport. Throughout the book, Beechey deftly peels back the layers of social niceties to expose the underlying absurdities of the upper class. The rich are, after all, just like us—except, perhaps, they have a bit more cash to throw at their existential crises. Economic disparity becomes a source of both humour and reflection, as the characters grapple with their identities, clashing aspirations, and the occasional existential crisis brought on by an ill-timed avocado toast brunch. Condition: Used, but in a state that suggests it has lived as vibrantly as its characters. The cover displays a sense of whimsical charm—think of it as a well-loved pair of slippers, slightly scuffed but full of stories. Pages may carry the patina of previous readers, including a few well-placed coffee stains that add an unexpected layer of authenticity. A fine testament to the adventures of the book, it’s a tangible reminder that even literature can have a social life. If you’re in the market for a literary escapade that combines irony, wit, and a sprinkling of social critique, ’The Rich Mrs Robinson’ should be on your reading list—if only for the sheer amusement it provides when one realises that wealth often brings its own brand of ridiculousness. In a world where cash often trumps character, Beechey’s work stands as a delightful reminder that life’s true riches can sometimes be found in the laughable follies of those who think they have it all figured out. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to chuckle at the extravagant misadventures of Mrs Robinson and her equally ridiculous companions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2750/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rich-mrs-robinson-march-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192117830 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2747 Schotts Food and Drink Miscellany by Ben Schott Ah, "Schott’s Food and Drink Miscellany" — the literary equivalent of an eccentric uncle’s fridge: brimming with peculiar edibles and just a tad questionable in its hygiene. Published in that oh-so-glamorous year of 2003 by Bloomsbury, this tome serves as a delightful reminder that while our culinary traditions may be ancient, our penchant for odd trivia is eternally youthful. Ben Schott, the self-proclaimed oracle of all things edible and potable, has taken it upon himself to curate a collection of culinary curiosities that could make even the most adventurous palate raise an eyebrow and exclaim, “Really?” Within these pages, you’ll find an array of intriguing tidbits that dance around food and drink like a tipsy waiter at a wedding. The contents of this book might make you question if you’re reading a cookbook, a history book, or perhaps even a very niche form of self-help literature for those who wish to impress at dinner parties without ever having to lift a spatula. Imagine standing around a cheese platter, nonchalantly dropping knowledge about the origins of fondue while everyone else looks at you as if you’ve just claimed to have invented the fork. Schott’s prose is wittily peppered with factoids and anecdotes that range from the wildly fascinating to the utterly ridiculous. For instance, did you know that in ancient Rome, they believed that boiled owl was an aphrodisiac? Or that in the 18th century, it was considered perfectly acceptable to serve jelly on a plate shaped like a large fish? Your dinner guests may not thank you for the knowledge, but they certainly won’t forget the peculiarities of the past that you regale them with over a pint or two. But it’s not all frolicking through the fields of historical gastronomy. This book also serves as a reflection of our relationship with food—an exploration of its cultural significance, its role in social gatherings, and its potential for embarrassing moments. Who hasn’t faced the horror of a soufflé collapse or the existential crisis that occurs when one realizes they have unwittingly made a quiche without any eggs? Schott captures these culinary disasters with a flair that feels almost comforting; after all, nothing bonds people quite like the shared experience of a burnt batch of brownies. As you flip through this seemingly innocuous collection, you might wonder whether Schott has invented a new genre of literature—culinary trivia with a side of dry humour. If you’re lucky, you might stumble across the entry that details the world’s most expensive sandwich, which, spoiler alert, is not made with mere ingredients but rather with an absurd price tag that rivals the cost of a small car. And let’s not forget the chapter on drinks, where the delightful chaos of cocktail history is laid bare. You’ll learn that the martini has been the cause of more disagreements than most family feuds. Condition: Used, with a few dog-eared pages that hint at its previous owner’s hungry curiosity and perhaps a smudge of what might have been a very enthusiastic attempt at a homemade marinara. The cover may bear the scars of time—think of it as the culinary equivalent of a well-loved family recipe, with splashes of mystery and perhaps an ingredient—or two—missing. But fret not! The contents remain as quirky and enlightening as ever, ready to enlighten your palate and enrich your mind. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to entertain while you simultaneously ponder the deeper meaning behind the humble scone, or if you simply wish to impress your friends with trivia that could easily be deemed ’not safe for work’ at your next gathering, then look no further. "Schott’s Food and Drink Miscellany" is the perfect companion for those who relish the absurdity of our culinary culture. Snatch up this quirky delight from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to become the most interesting person at any dinner party. Or, at the very least, the one with the most peculiar stories to tell. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2747/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/schotts-food-and-drink-miscellany-march-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747566540 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2746 Ronald Standish by Sapper In the grand tradition of literature that defies all sense of coherence and narrative structure, we present to you "Ronald Standish," a peculiar offering from the illustrious Sapper, published in the universally loved year of 1953. If you ever wondered what a literary equivalent of a lopsided teeter-totter might look like, this is your chance to find out. Could it be a tale of dashing espionage? Perhaps a dazzling romance? Or, given the random whims of fate, a recipe for a particularly soggy sponge cake? Only time will tell, as you fling this book across the room in frustration or read it with an unyielding sense of bewilderment. Sapper, the author who seems to have relished the idea of creating characters with names that sound like they were pulled from a hat during a particularly uninspired Tuesday, brings forth Ronald Standish, a protagonist whose very name is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, much like the contents of a well-loved mystery box at your local jumble sale. What could possibly be going on in the mind of Mr. Standish? Is he a suave gentleman with a penchant for adventure, or a hapless soul forever lost in the murky waters of mediocrity? Readers will be left pondering such existential dilemmas as they navigate the winding paths of this narrative labyrinth. As you flip through the pages, you may encounter the sort of prose that evokes a cocktail party of words, where some are decidedly underdressed and others are so overdressed that they frighten the guests. The author seems to have had an absolute ball penning dialogue that could only be described as simultaneously dazzling and bewildering, as if the characters had all just participated in a vigorous debate on the merits of tea versus coffee and decided to settle it with a game of charades. Readers of "Ronald Standish" might want to keep a list handy to track the book’s various quirks. In fact, it could serve as a guide to navigating the author’s whimsical mind. Here are some elements you might encounter: Characters with names that sound like they belong in an old-timey circus. A plot that resembles a series of unfortunate events strung together by a wayward kite string. Dialogues that could make a Shakespearean scholar raise an eyebrow in confusion. Sentences that meander like a confused hedgehog on a Sunday stroll. Moments of sheer hilarity mixed with bewildering absurdity that make you question your life choices. Your reading experience may vary; some may find themselves enraptured, while others might simply wish they had opted for an afternoon nap instead. Either way, you are bound to emerge from this literary escapade with a head full of questions and a heart full of bemusement. Did Ronald make it to the end? Does he even know who he is? And why on earth did Sapper think it was a good idea to publish this under the charmingly ambiguous banner of Yellow Jacket? Condition: Used, but not in the way that implies a gentle caress; rather, it resembles a book that has been cared for by someone who truly believed that reading it was an extreme sport. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and perhaps a note in the margin questioning the author’s life choices. This book is a testament to the trials and tribulations of a literary journey that has seen better days, much like the last biscuit at the bottom of the tin. So, if you’re on the lookout for a book that captures the essence of bewildering literary choices and celebrates the eccentricities of human expression, look no further than "Ronald Standish." It’s a splendid addition to any collection that values the quirky, the ironic, and the downright weird—all brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in the literary curiosities that others often overlook. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2746/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Ronals-Standish-march-2025.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Yellow Jacket no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2745 Darwin - A Life in Poems by Ruth Padel In the hallowed halls of literary experimentation, where the scent of old paper mingles with existential dread, we stumble upon a curious specimen: *Darwin - A Life in Poems* by the charmingly audacious Ruth Padel. This 2009 marvel from Chatto and Windus invites you to experience the evolutionary musings of a naturalist not through dry, dusty prose, but via the lyrical embrace of verse. Yes, that’s right—poems! Because why merely recount the life of Charles Darwin when you can dress it in metaphorical finery and let it prance about in iambic pentameter? Padel, an accomplished poet and Darwin’s great-great-granddaughter, presents us with a biographical tapestry that is part homage, part frolicsome jaunt through the tangled underbrush of scientific discovery. Who knew that the man who gave us the theory of evolution could also inspire sonnets and quatrains? One might expect to find natural selection in dusty textbooks, but here it flutters like a moth, illuminated by the flickering light of poetic inquiry. The result is a collection that might make even the most jaded academic raise an eyebrow in bemused appreciation. Imagine sitting with a cup of tea, pondering the mysteries of life, while Padel’s verses parade across the pages, playfully twisting and turning through time. You could say she’s attempting to bridge the gap between the rigorous world of science and the whimsical realm of poetry—a daunting task, indeed! But fear not, for she seems to revel in the challenge, transforming Darwin’s observations on finches and barnacles into stanzas that might just cause a chuckle or two. But wait, there’s more! This collection isn’t just about Darwin’s profound thoughts on evolution; it’s also an exploration of the man himself. Padel gives us glimpses into his personal life, where he juggles the demands of science and family with the grace of a Victorian acrobat. The reader is treated to the tragic, the humorous, and the downright absurd. Perhaps you’ll find yourself pondering the complexities of life while chuckling over Darwin’s trials with domesticity—did he ever wonder if the family pet was evolving too? Let’s not forget the unexpected theme of nature versus nurture that dances throughout. Padel seems to suggest that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, or perhaps it rolls into a patch of wildflowers. The dynamic between the poet and her subject creates a delightful tension, as if we’re eavesdropping on a family reunion where science and artistry engage in a spirited debate. Will Padel prevail in her quest to immortalize her ancestor, or will Darwin’s beard overshadow her literary aspirations? Only time—and a careful reading—will tell. Condition: Used, but not in the sense that it has been trampled by time or drenched in neglect. No, this copy has seen some love, perhaps a few dog-eared pages, and maybe a marginal note or two that can only be described as “thoughtful musings.” It retains a certain charm, akin to a well-loved teddy bear that has survived many adventures in the wild, albeit plush and slightly threadbare. Grab it while it still has some of that old-world allure! In a world brimming with scientifically inclined tomes that might as well be written in Latin, Padel’s *Darwin - A Life in Poems* stands out like an uninvited guest at a dinner party, charming everyone with its quirky anecdotes and unrefined wit. It is a book that offers both a journey and a destination, proving that poetry can indeed be the bridge that connects us to the profound—and often peculiar—world of evolutionary thought. So, if you find yourself yearning for a literary experience that hurls you headlong into the chaotic beauty of life, look no further. You may just find a spot on your shelf for this quirky collection, all thanks to Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the splendidly odd and the occasionally profound, one dusty tome at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2745/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/darwin-a-life-in-poems-march-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto and Windus 9780701183851 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2744 Something Happened by Joseph Heller From the acclaimed author of Catch-22 comes Something Happened—a dark, unsettling, and sharply satirical exploration of modern corporate life and the quiet despair of the American dream. Bob Slocum appears to have it all: a stable job, a suburban home, a wife and children. But beneath the surface, he is plagued by anxiety, disillusionment, and a creeping sense of dread. Through his rambling, confessional inner monologue, Heller paints a haunting portrait of a man unraveling in a world that prizes success over sanity. Bleakly funny and disturbingly honest, Something Happened is a powerful meditation on alienation, conformity, and the hidden costs of ambition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2744/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/something-happened-march-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2742 The Westerner by Zane Grey Prepare to saddle up for a literary journey through the rugged, sun-baked expanses of your average mid-1970s paperback, as Zane Grey pulls you into *The Westerner*, a title that is as straightforward as a cowboy’s lasso and arguably just as tangled. Published by Belmont Tower Books, this particular tome might not have an ISBN, but it certainly carries the weight of nostalgia, a dash of dust, and perhaps an inkling of something resembling adventure. If you’ve ever dreamt of slapping on a pair of dusty boots and rustling up some tumbleweeds, this book is your ticket—assuming that ticket is to a rickety old bus bound for a town that may or may not exist. Ah, Zane Grey; the literary cowboy in a genre where most authors are still trying to figure out the difference between a saddle and a stirrup. Grey’s reputation for capturing the spirit of the American West is almost as enduring as the smell of this second-hand book, which wafts a potent mix of aged paper and questionable life choices. Readers may find themselves wondering if the Western spirit is embodied in the characters or if it’s simply a reflection of the dust motes dancing in the light of a forgotten bookshelf. Now, what can you expect from a book published in 1977? A time when flared trousers were almost as common as clichés about the Wild West. Expect a narrative that may or may not include the following charming quirks: A protagonist who is definitely not a city slicker, though he might get lost in a grocery store. Dialogue that harkens back to a simpler time, or at least simpler than scrolling through your phone. Unintended lessons in masculinity, probably learned through the art of mustache grooming. A relentless pursuit of something—maybe honor, maybe a lost horse, maybe just the last can of beans. Imagery so vivid that you might feel sand in your shoes from the comfort of your armchair. As you turn each page, be prepared for a cavalcade of Western tropes. Yes, there will be cowboys and outlaws. Yes, you might encounter saloons serving questionable drinks (and even more questionable morals). But will you find a deeper meaning behind the hat-wearing heroes? That’s the million-dollar question, likely lost among the dust bunnies under the coffee table. Zane Grey didn’t just write books; he crafted experiences that make you question if you really want to live in a world where everyone rides horses and communicates through gruff one-liners. Your journey through *The Westerner* might lead you down a path of self-discovery, or at least a path that leads to a dusty corner of your local used bookstore where you’ll wonder why you didn’t just pick up a biography on the life of tumbleweeds instead. Will you emerge with newfound cowboy wisdom or simply a collection of snarky comments to sprinkle into dinner conversations? The odds are ever in your favour, provided you can overcome the formidable foe known as reality. Condition: This book is used, meaning it has been loved and perhaps even taken on a few adventures of its own. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and a spine that speaks of its many battles with gravity. If you’re looking for pristine and untouched, you’ve galloped into the wrong corral. But if you want a book with character—much like its author—then by all means, add this dusty relic to your collection. So why not take a chance on *The Westerner*? Perhaps it will lead you to a mystical connection with your own inner cowboy—or at the very least, provide ample fodder for ironic social media posts. Either way, you can count on Crappy Old Books to deliver this vintage literary experience, complete with the quirks and charm of an era long past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2742/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-westerner-march-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Belmont Tower Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2739 The Pendants Return by Andrea Barham Ah, "The Pendants Return," a title that surely incited a wave of excitement in the hearts of literary enthusiasts back in 2006. One can only wonder what enigmatic tale the esteemed Andrea Barham concocted within the pages of this tome, published by the ever-so-fancy Michael OMara. Could it be an epic confrontation between rival jewel thieves? A gripping tale of a family heirloom gone awry? Or perhaps a whimsical exploration of how pendants have managed to return to our wardrobes with such ferocity? The possibilities are delightfully endless, yet frustratingly unclear. It’s as if the title itself is an elaborate tease, daring us to guess what lies within its dog-eared pages. In a world where pendants are both a fashion statement and, allegedly, a symbol of something deeper—perhaps a longing for connection or an obsession with shiny objects—Barham takes us on an adventure that might just be about more than meets the eye. Imagine a universe where the return of pendants signifies the return of lost connections, missed opportunities, or that pesky ex who just won’t stay out of your life. We can only hope that Barham, with her literary prowess, manages to immerse us in a narrative that brings these themes to life. Or at the very least, makes us chuckle at the absurdity of it all. It’s hard not to speculate on what exactly makes these pendants return. Are they reincarnated fashion items, yearning for the days of yore when they adorned the necks of more stylish individuals? Perhaps they’ve formed a secret society, waiting for the opportune moment to reclaim their rightful place in the pantheon of decorative accessories. Whatever the case may be, the intrigue surrounding these trinkets is palpable, and we are left to wonder how Andrea Barham interlaces their journey with the lives of her characters. Does she present us with a plot twist that leaves us gasping in disbelief? Or does she simply lead us down a winding road of trivialities, compelling us to ponder the fate of our own necklines? Condition: Used, but in a state that one might describe as ‘gently loved’—which, let’s be honest, is the euphemism we all use when referring to that slightly battered paperback we’re holding onto for dear life. The spine may be a tad creased, and the cover shows signs of having been dog-eared by someone who probably had more important things to do than keep it pristine. There might be the occasional coffee stain, adding character (or a hint of caffeine-induced desperation) to the reading experience. This book is practically begging for someone to take it home, give it a new life, and perhaps even find inspiration in its pages—or at least use it to prop up that wobbly table in the living room. Now, let’s not skim over the metaphysical implications of the pendants themselves. Are they actual pendants? Or are they a metaphorical representation of the burdens we carry, forever returning to haunt us in the form of fashion faux pas or poorly chosen life decisions? One can only speculate, and that’s half the fun, isn’t it? Barham has knitted together a world where the ordinary meets the extraordinary, leading readers through a labyrinth of nostalgia, regret, and perhaps a dash of youthful folly. Each pendant may be a character in its own right, representing not just fashion but the myriad of human experiences that are ever so keen to return. In summation, if you’re in the mood for a quirky read that leaves you questioning the very nature of jewelry, nostalgia, and the choices we make with our attire, "The Pendants Return" might just be the book for you. But be warned: this journey through pendants and their omnipresence might lead you to reconsider your own accessory choices—nothing quite says “I’ve got it together” like a well-placed pendant. So, if you fancy a foray into the whimsical world of Andrea Barham’s imagination, why not take a gamble on this worn copy? After all, it comes from Crappy Old Books, where the stories might be second-hand, but the adventures are fresh out of the quirky box! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2739/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pendants-return-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael OMara 9781843172161 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2738 All About Goats by Lois Hetherington At long last, a book that unabashedly embraces the eccentricities of our four-legged friends! "All About Goats" by Lois Hetherington is that rare specimen of literature where the bleat of the goat resonates louder than the hoot of the owl, and perhaps even louder than some of your relatives at family gatherings. Published in 1996 by Farming Press—an establishment dedicated to the noble art of agricultural enlightenment—this tome is an ode to those creatures who seem to embody both chaos and charisma in equal measure. As you flip through the pages of this fascinating compendium, you’ll find yourself captivated by the sheer breadth of goat-related knowledge. From the intricacies of goat husbandry to their ability to stand on the highest of rocks while maintaining an air of unflappable superiority, Hetherington has truly outdone herself. Who knew that these horned wonders could be such delightful thespians of the animal kingdom? With an impressive array of photos that capture goats in all their glory—balancing precariously on fences, engaging in spirited debate with the local dog, or simply contemplating the meaning of life while chewing on a patch of grass—this book is a visual feast for the goat enthusiast and the casual reader alike. And let’s not forget the extensive chapters that dive into the nutritional and emotional needs of goats. Did you ever wonder if your goat requires a therapist? Well, wonder no more! Hetherington tackles the pressing issues of goat mental health, suggesting that perhaps what they really need is a buddy or perhaps just a sufficiently high pile of hay. There’s a surprising depth to these creatures that goes well beyond their rebellious nature and penchant for escaping enclosures. Goats, it seems, are not just livestock; they are emotionally complex beings who might just be plotting world domination—or at least the overthrow of the backyard garden. Those seeking wisdom on goat breeding will find themselves in the right place, as Hetherington provides insights that will make any aspiring goat owner weep with joy—or perhaps confusion. The philosophical discussions on goat genetics are as fascinating as they are bewildering. One could argue that this book is a treatise on how to turn your backyard into a veritable goat utopia, complete with their own private spa (which, judging by the author’s enthusiasm, might just be a kiddie pool filled with mud). What could be more delightful than sipping tea while watching your goats frolic in their bespoke living arrangements? In an era where self-help books and life coaches abound, perhaps we should heed the wisdom of Hetherington and look to our goat friends for guidance. With their carefree attitudes and insatiable curiosity, goats may just hold the key to a more fulfilling existence. But don’t take our word for it; let this book guide your journey into the world of caprine camaraderie. Or at the very least, it’s a perfect conversation starter at your next book club meeting—just be prepared for some raised eyebrows and possibly a few bleats of disapproval. Condition: This literary masterpiece is well-loved and bears the marks of a life well-lived. It may show signs of wear, with a few dog-eared pages and mysteriously stained covers, but isn’t that the charm of a second-hand book? Just think of it as a testament to the countless hours someone has spent delighting in goat antics, possibly while sipping tea in a cozy nook, dreaming of a goat utopia. Often, the best stories are the ones with a bit of character, and this one certainly has some tales to tell. So, whether you’re a goat aficionado, a curious reader, or someone simply looking to impress at your next gathering, "All About Goats" stands ready to enlighten you. Pick it up at Crappy Old Books—where every page turn is an adventure ripe with the unexpected and occasionally absurd. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite companion in caprine literature! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2738/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/all-about-goats-feb-2025.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Farming Press 9780852362297 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2737 More Flower Arranging From Your Garden by Sheila Macqueen Ah, the 1980s—a decade of unbridled aesthetic experimentation, questionable fashion choices, and, of course, a plethora of enthusiastic gardeners armed with more enthusiasm than skill. Enter “More Flower Arranging From Your Garden” by Sheila Macqueen, a veritable tome of floral wisdom likely to inspire either profound admiration or baffled confusion. Published in 1984 by Hyperion, this book is not just a guide; it’s a horticultural manifesto for those determined to conquer their own overgrown jungles, one subpar bouquet at a time. Sheila Macqueen, a name that rolls off the tongue like a well-watered petunia, brings her expertise to the table—or perhaps the garden bench. Her words are as fragrant as the blooms she describes, albeit sometimes reminiscent of that peculiar smell wafting from the compost heap. Forget about the extravagant arrangements of haute couture florists; Sheila’s approach is more about slapping together whatever bits of colour are in your back garden and hoping for the best. Think of it as culinary improvisation but for flowers, minus the delicious outcome. Open this book and prepare yourself for a wild romp through the petals and leaves of yesteryear. Inside, you’ll find instructions that seem to promise the moon but often deliver a rather limp bouquet of daisies and dandelions. Sheila encourages readers to forage in their own gardens, which sounds wonderfully romantic until you remember that one friend who has a tendency to overwater everything. You may end up with a bouquet that resembles a sad salad rather than a floral masterpiece. But hey, it’s the thought that counts, right? Learn to identify local weeds that can masquerade as “wild accents” in your arrangements. Discover the art of apocalyptic flower arranging—when all else fails, simply throw everything together! Master the delicate balance of using too much glitter versus too little. Find out what flowers best express your existential dread in a tasteful bouquet. Understand the importance of seasonal flowers while ignoring your own garden’s reality. Reading this book is an exercise in optimism, albeit the sort that occasionally borders on the delusional. The illustrations may transport you to a more idyllic time when people actually cared about arrangements, and perhaps they were all sipping tea with the Queen while they did so. However, in our modern age of online tutorials and Instagram-worthy floral displays, Sheila’s earnest attempts at guiding us through the art of flower arranging can’t help but elicit a chuckle—or perhaps a sympathetic sigh. Condition: Used. This book has clearly been handled by someone who took their floral pursuits seriously enough to leave behind a few smudged fingerprints and bits of dried plant matter. The spine is a tad weary, likely from repeated consultations during those panicked moments before a dinner party. A few pages might be dog-eared as if to mark the spot where one realized that roses are indeed red, but arranging them is another story altogether. Best not to dwell too much on the possibility of someone having spilled a rogue drop of water on the pages, which now adds an air of authenticity to the volume, like a well-loved garden tool. So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos of your garden, and you fancy yourself a budding florist—or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh—“More Flower Arranging From Your Garden” awaits you. Buy it today from Crappy Old Books, and remember: it’s not about creating art; it’s about making peace with your floral failures. After all, every wilted petal tells a story, does it not? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2737/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/more-flower-arranging-from-your-garden-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hyperion 9780706363197 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2735 Flower Arrangement For Competition by Merelle Soutar Ah, the delightful world of competitive flower arrangement! Where gladioli clash in a fierce battle of aesthetic prowess and chrysanthemum enthusiasts gather like moths to an artificial flame. Enter Merelle Soutar’s 1963 masterpiece, "Flower Arrangement For Competition," a book that dares to transform the humble act of arranging blooms into a full-fledged Olympic event, complete with judges, scores, and perhaps a tear or two shed over a wilting daffodil. Originally published by WH & L Collingridge, this manual offers readers a peek behind the veil of horticultural haute couture. Soutar, with her flair for the extravagant, invites you to forget what you know about simple bouquets. Instead, prepare to wield a pair of shears like a samurai, as you embark on a journey through the cutthroat world of floral aesthetics. With a flourish of petals and a twist of wire, you might just find yourself aspiring to be the next grand champion of the floral kingdom! What lies within these pages? A treasure trove of tips and tricks, perhaps? One can only speculate. Will you learn how to select the freshest blooms that won’t wilt faster than your dreams of world domination? Will you discover the secret formula for the perfect vase arrangement that will leave the judges gasping in floral ecstasy? Or will you simply be entertained by Soutar’s own peculiar way of making flowers sound more dramatic than a Shakespearean tragedy? As you navigate each chapter, prepare yourself for an odyssey through the garden of floral possibility. Soutar may encourage you to explore innovative techniques such as the "Tropical Tension Twist" or the "Dramatic Daffodil Dive," both of which sound alarmingly like yoga poses. It’s impossible not to muse over the countless hours spent perfecting what can only be described as the botanical equivalent of a beauty pageant. The book not only champions the art of arrangement but also reminds you to maintain a stiff upper lip when faced with the inevitable destruction that comes with the territory. After all, who among us hasn’t accidentally crushed a rose or two in the heat of competition? Soutar’s prose is peppered with anecdotes of floral faux pas, perhaps to reassure readers that the path to floral glory isn’t all tiaras and sunshine. Condition: Used, and like a seasoned flower, this book has seen better days. The cover bears the marks of time: creases that whisper tales of previous owners’ half-hearted attempts at competition, and a spine that crackles with the anticipation of unopened secrets. Pages may feature the odd coffee stain, residual evidence of floral crafting sessions gone awry. But fear not, for each imperfection tells a story, much like your own botched floral endeavors. Are you ready to enter the competitive arena where harmony meets chaos? Here’s what you might find in this floral compendium: Step-by-step guides that read like a culinary recipe but involve far fewer calories. Intriguing diagrams that may or may not require a degree in geometry to decipher. Personal anecdotes from flower arranging competitions that sound suspiciously like episodes of a soap opera. Tips that are 60 years old yet somehow still relevant—like that one aunt who still insists on wearing shoulder pads. A sense of community that rivals that of your local knitting circle, complete with gossip over the latest composting techniques. In a world filled with ephemeral trends, "Flower Arrangement For Competition" stands as a monument to the art of floral design, offering both whimsy and wisdom. As you ponder whether you’ll ever actually attempt to compete, you can at least enjoy the irony of reading about it while surrounded by a pile of wilted daisies. Remember, at Crappy Old Books, we celebrate the eccentricities of literature—particularly those that champion the art of competitive flower arranging. So why not take a chance? Who knows? You might just find your competitive spirit blooming! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2735/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flower-arrangement-for-competition-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WH & L Collingridge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2734 Dandy and Beano The Golden Years Vol2 by DC Thomson Ah, the illustrious 1989, a year when the world was graced with the electric wonders of the Game Boy, the magnetic charm of the first episode of "The Simpsons," and—most notably—a little tome by the revered DC Thomson called "Dandy and Beano The Golden Years Vol. 2." A veritable treasure trove of comic lore that promises to whisk readers back to an era when mischief was the order of the day and snappy one-liners were the currency of friendship. If only we knew that nostalgia could be packaged with such audacity. In this second volume, be prepared to revel in the misadventures of the iconic characters from the beloved Dandy and Beano. In a time where comic books flourished like weeds in a well-tended garden, this collection serves as a time capsule, capturing the essence of British humour in a fit of tangled punchlines and absurd scenarios. Readers will find themselves in the company of cheeky chappies who would give modern-day influencers a run for their money in the art of causing delightful chaos. One can only speculate what treasures lie within the yellowed pages, but one thing is for sure: the joy of reading these comics is akin to sipping cold tea on a rainy British afternoon—refreshing yet slightly questionable, but somehow comforting all the same. This volume may not promise high art, but it does guarantee a riotous romp through the pages of yesteryear, where the only thing more exaggerated than the characters’ antics is the sheer nostalgia that envelopes the reader like an old, moth-eaten cardigan. Allow yourself to be swept up in the absurdity of it all. The book is a delightful mélange of characters who might as well have been lifted from the pages of a peculiar dream—where schoolyard bullies wear bowler hats, and the local baker moonlights as a superhero in his spare time. You might find yourself pondering the great mysteries of life, such as: Why does Dennis the Menace have such a penchant for mayhem? And how many times can one character endure a pie to the face before it becomes a recognised form of punishment? As you flip through the pages, don’t be surprised if you stumble upon some rather unusual features typical of a DC Thomson publication. Perhaps a "Spot the Difference" that challenges your observational skills more than a late-night quiz show, or an advertisement for a mysterious gadget that promised to revolutionise the way children approached mischief. The charm of this book lies not just in its stories but in its delightful oddities too. Condition: Used, much like the jokes within—worn but not defeated! The spine may creak in protest, and the corners may bear the scars of enthusiastic page-turning, but fear not; these blemishes only add character. A few rogue doodles or enigmatic food stains may grace the pages, a testament to its journey through time and space. After all, who hasn’t spilled a bit of jam while chuckling at a particularly outrageous panel? A compendium of characters that could give any modern sitcom a run for its money. A time-warp back to when comic mischief ruled the playground. Witty quips that may leave you questioning the very fabric of humour. Art that embodies an era where colour was prized above all. Odd advertisements that make you wonder if the 80s were truly as strange as they seem. So, if you fancy a trip down memory lane—one where the roads are paved with custard pies and laughter—snag this volume from Crappy Old Books. Because who wouldn’t want to embrace the eccentricities of bygone eras, along with a good dose of nostalgia? It’s not just a book; it’s a journey, albeit one with a slightly dodgy map and a penchant for the peculiar. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2734/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dandy-beano-more-from-first-fifty-years-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books DC Thomson 9780851164366 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2732 Goats - A Guide To Management by Patricia Ross Contains a number of post-it notes in the front inside with tips on keeping goats. "Goats: A Guide to Management" by Patricia Ross is a comprehensive resource for both novice and experienced goat keepers. The book covers all aspects of goat husbandry, including: Selecting suitable animals Providing appropriate housing Feeding and nutrition Health care and disease prevention Breeding practices General management techniques Ross’s guide is designed to be accessible, offering practical advice to help goat keepers manage their herds effectively. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2732/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/goats-a-guide-to-management-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crowood Press 9781852239121 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2731 Blizzards Book Of Woodworking by Richard Blizzard Ah, "Blizzards Book Of Woodworking," a title that conjures images of fine shavings, the gentle whir of a lathe, and the faint smell of pine wafting through your home. In an era when the concept of DIY meant something entirely different than just Googling "how to fix a leaky tap," Richard Blizzard, the sultan of saws, offers us his masterclass in the fine art of wood manipulation. Released in 1991, this tome is a veritable time capsule, showcasing a world where hand tools reigned supreme, and the phrase “power tools” was something uttered with hushed reverence, as if speaking of a long-lost deity. Inside, you might just find that elusive recipe for a perfect dovetail joint or a detailed blueprint for a bookshelf that could double as a piece of modern art—or perhaps even a place to store your ever-growing collection of obscure vinyl records. Each page is a testament to the passion of a man who probably believed that a good day’s work involved a pair of overalls and a stubborn piece of oak. Richard Blizzard has clearly never met a knot he couldn’t charm into submission. But let’s not be too hasty; wood is more than just an assemblage of fibers. It’s a metaphor! A metaphor for life, or perhaps for the existential crisis you are likely to have when your ambitious project turns out looking like something constructed during an earthquake. Blizzard’s witty prose serves as a comforting reminder that even seasoned woodworkers have off days, and that the path to craftsmanship is paved with splinters and the occasional veiled curse. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself lost in a sea of illustrations that appear to have been lovingly crafted in an age before digital anything. This retro aesthetic brings a certain charming awkwardness that is utterly delightful. You might even wonder if the illustrations are hand-drawn or have been printed from a time machine. Either way, they’re bound to give you a chuckle as you attempt to comprehend the anatomy of a ’tenon’ or the intricacies of ’grain direction.’ Spoiler alert: it’s less like a walk in the park and more like a hike up a steep hill with a chainsaw strapped to your back. The book also includes a variety of projects, though one can’t help but wonder if some of them were suggested after a weekend bender. Who else but Blizzard would think that a wooden life-sized replica of a moose is a perfectly reasonable first project? Nonetheless, this eclectic range of ideas is what sets this volume apart from the more mundane woodworking manuals draped over the shelves of your local library. Condition: The book is used, meaning it carries the sweet scent of history—perhaps a hint of sawdust, or maybe the faint aroma of a third cup of Earl Grey. Its pages are dog-eared, and some text may be obscured by the occasional coffee ring, adding layers of character to each project description. It has been gently thumbed through by aspiring woodworkers, some of whom may have even attempted the moose project, resulting in more than a few unfortunate mishaps. Rest assured, each wear and tear signifies a story, and yes, you too can become part of its ongoing narrative. So, if you’re ready to embrace a life where wood shavings are your confetti and the smell of linseed oil is your perfume, then "Blizzards Book Of Woodworking" is calling your name. It’s the perfect companion for those who believe that every piece of wood has a story to tell, or perhaps for those just looking to make something that resembles furniture rather than abstract art. Gather your tools, put on your most questionable apron, and prepare for an adventure in woodworking that you might both cherish and regret. This delightful oddity can be found at Crappy Old Books, where the titles may be second-hand, but the stories they tell (and the projects they inspire) are first-rate. Happy woodworking, or as Richard would say, "Let the wood whisper your name!" https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2731/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/blizzards-book-of-woodworking-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780004126456 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2730 Buckinghamshire Curiosities by John Lucas Ah, Buckinghamshire Curiosities! A title that suggests an adventure through the whimsies and oddities of one of England’s most picturesque counties, yet somehow manages to sound like a dusty old tome you’d find wedged between a 1980s cookbook and a manual for a long-defunct fax machine. Authored by the ever-intriguing John Lucas—who may or may not have been a time-travelling cartographer in his spare time—this 1993 treasure from Dovecot Press promises an exploration of the marvellous, the mundane, and the downright peculiar. The cover is a bit marked or stained like something was spilt on it at sometime. There is also a bookmark for a competitor book shop inside, but I suspect they went out of business and the site is owned by another less ’eclectic’ book seller. Anyway, it will suffice as a book mark, but remember, if you want more books, come to Crappy Old Books. "Buckinghamshire Curiosities" by John Lucas is a guide that explores 82 unique aspects of Buckinghamshire, including follies, strange buildings, curious tales, and unusual people. In this remarkably nondescript volume, Lucas takes us on a journey through Buckinghamshire’s lesser-known marvels, which, let’s be honest, probably include a tribute to an oddly-shaped tree or a plaque commemorating the site where a pigeon once stopped to rest. Each page feels as if it were penned by someone who, rather than seeking the grandiose, found joy in the sometimes absurd details of local lore. You’ll discover curious anecdotes, misguided attempts at historical significance, and perhaps an overzealous account of a local folk hero whose only accomplishment was winning a bake-off in 1972. What exactly are these curiosities, you ask? Well, buckle up for a cavalcade of delights that may or may not keep you awake at night pondering the mysteries of life, such as: The curious case of the buried tea set that was never unearthed, but still manages to brew up a good story. An in-depth analysis of local myths surrounding a particularly sassy scarecrow. The undeniable connection between Buckinghamshire and the world’s most mediocre cheese. Interviews with locals who vehemently defend their village’s claim to fame—a roundabout, no less. A scholarly examination of the relationship between rain and the population of hedgehogs in the area. As readers leaf through Lucas’s descriptions, one can’t help but wonder if he had a secret deal with the local tourism board or was simply trying to keep the spirit of quirkiness alive in a world increasingly dominated by mundane social media posts about avocado toast. The book seems to oscillate between local folklore and Lucas’s own whimsical interpretations, making you question whether you’ve entered an alternate reality where Buckinghamshire is both the epicentre of eccentricity and a sleepy corner of the countryside. It’s hard to discern who this book is actually meant for. Is it the local history buff yearning for every last detail about a long-forgotten village fête? Or perhaps an unsuspecting tourist who has accidentally stumbled upon a treasure trove of oddities while seeking a guide to the county’s more conventional attractions? Regardless, it offers a unique glimpse into the nuances of what makes a place feel like home—or, at the very least, an entertaining pit stop along the way. Condition: Used—though we suspect it has seen more coffee stains than actual readers. The spine is a tad creaky, the cover’s a bit dog-eared (which may or may not add to its charm), and it carries the unmistakable aroma of a bygone era, mingling nostalgia with the hints of a possibly unidentifiable snack. This book has lived, and it has stories of its own to tell. So, if you fancy a meander through the peculiar pathways of Buckinghamshire and appreciate a narrative that feels more like a ramble with a quirky uncle than a polished travelogue, this is your chance. Perhaps it may inspire you to seek out the weird and wonderful in your own corner of the world, or at the very least, provide some excellent conversation starters at the next family gathering. Grab it now from Crappy Old Books, and let the adventure begin—or at least, let the bewilderment commence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2730/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/buckinghamshire-curiosities-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dovecot Press 9781874336112 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2728 The Age of the Gladiators by Rupert Matthews Step right up, dear reader, and immerse yourself in the dusty annals of literary history with "The Age of the Gladiators" by Rupert Matthews, a tome that dares to bring the brutal world of ancient Rome into the 21st century—because who doesn’t want to relive the thrill of combat in the comfort of their reading chair? Published in the curiously optimistic year of 2003 by Capella, this riveting work is not merely a book; it’s an invitation to ponder how much we might enjoy a good old-fashioned blood sport, provided it comes with a side of popcorn. After all, what better way to contemplate the human condition than through the lens of sword-wielding warriors whose lives are reduced to mere entertainment for the masses? As you flip through its pages, you may find yourself grappling with pressing questions, such as: What were gladiators really like? Did they all have a penchant for dramatic monologues or were they more like your local pub brawler, albeit with better abs? Matthews, in a marvel of modern scholarship, seeks to transform the often sanitized image of gladiators into flesh-and-blood individuals who might just remind you of your overly competitive uncle during family game night. Not that we’re suggesting your uncle has ever battled lions, but we’re also not ruling it out. The book tantalizingly promises to unveil the grim realities of gladiatorial life—training regimens that would leave even the most committed gym-goer gasping for breath, and tales of celebrity gladiators whose fanfare would put today’s influencers to shame. Imagine, if you will, a gladiator with an Instagram account, posting motivational quotes while flexing those impressively toned muscles amidst the roars of an adoring crowd. Delightful, isn’t it? Matthews offers a relatable angle on these ancient warriors, reminding us that they were, after all, just trying to make a living in a world that often seemed stacked against them. But don’t get too comfortable! This is not just a history lesson; it’s also a commentary on our modern-day craving for spectacle. Matthews boldly draws parallels between gladiatorial games and our own obsession with reality television—because why watch a scripted drama when you can witness real human conflict, even if it is staged and heavily edited? In these pages, you may find yourself asking whether the gladiators were the original stars of “Survivor” or “Big Brother,” paving the way for a long lineage of reality fame that culminates in today’s fixation on people with questionable decision-making skills. What’s more, "The Age of the Gladiators" is littered with fascinating tidbits that could jeopardize your next trivia night. Did you know that gladiators were often seen as rock stars in their time? Or that there were professional gladiator schools where aspiring fighters honed their craft, complete with personal trainers who were possibly the ancient equivalent of today’s fitness influencers? One can only hope that those trainers had better social media strategies than we do! Condition: Used but not abused, this copy has seen its fair share of enthusiastic readers, perhaps sitting at the bottom of a dusty bookshelf or, more likely, used as a makeshift doorstop in a flat in need of some serious feng shui. Slightly tattered corners and the unmistakable scent of aged paper add to its charm, giving you a whiff of history with every page turn. It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter! Your friends will be intrigued—and slightly bewildered—by your choice of reading material. So, whether you’re a history buff, a gladiator aficionado, or simply someone looking for a quirky read to spice up your bookshelf, "The Age of the Gladiators" by Rupert Matthews is waiting for you. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of slightly worn literary history, lovingly provided by Crappy Old Books, where every book comes with its own unique tale—mostly about why it ended up in the second-hand pile in the first place! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2728/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-age-of-the-gladiators-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capella 9781841931852 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2726 Marbling Paper by Anne Chambers In a world overshadowed by the relentless advance of technology, where e-books are as common as the existential dread of modern life, one book dares to take you back to a time when the most complex relationship we had was with a marbling brush. Enter *Marbling Paper* by Anne Chambers, published in the not-so-distant year of 1990 by Thames and Hudson, a nostalgic homage to a craft that once ruled art rooms and the hearts of eccentric gift-givers everywhere. Imagine if you will: a time when the act of swirling pigments on water was not just a method of decoration but a full-blown lifestyle choice. Chambers, in her infinite wisdom and apparent love affair with ink, guides us through the mesmerizing world of marbling, illuminating the secrets of achieving those hypnotic, swirling patterns that could easily lead to hours of unproductive daydreaming. If only the youth of today could grasp the delicate nuance of creating paper that looks like a psychedelic ocean, perhaps they’d spend less time scrolling through their feeds. The book is a treasure trove of practical advice, artistic insight, and the kind of whimsical charm that might convince you to give up your day job to become a full-time marbler—if only the world needed more marblers. She goes beyond mere instructions, offering a delightful mix of history and philosophy, suggesting that each sheet of marbled paper tells a story, much like the crumpled receipts in your wallet. After all, who wouldn’t want to tell their life tale through the lens of a beautifully marbled A4 sheet? Within the pages of this second-hand wonder, expect to discover the following delightful morsels of wisdom: Step-by-step guides for turning simple water and paint into masterpieces—perfect for impressing your friends or confusing your enemies. A plethora of tips for avoiding the disastrous pitfalls of the marbling process, including avoiding that suspiciously dark corner of the studio where the cat resides. Curiously amusing anecdotes about famous marblers throughout history—did you know Marbling was a competitive sport in the 18th century? No? Neither did I. Intriguing variations on traditional techniques that may or may not require an advanced degree in chaos theory. Fun, unexpected ways to use your marbled paper, from wrapping gifts to hiding your worst poetry. Condition: The book is used, which is just a fancy way of saying it has lived a bit—perhaps it has been left unattended on a dusty shelf or used as a makeshift coffee table in an eccentric home. The corners are dog-eared, the spine has a charmingly relaxed attitude towards rigidity, and the pages may be adorned with the occasional inky fingerprint, a testament to the artistic spirit of its previous owner. If you’re looking for something that looks like it has a story to tell, congratulations, you have found it! Ideal for anyone looking to escape the mundane and embrace the avant-garde, *Marbling Paper* is a book that might just spark your creative fire—or at least provide a charming distraction from your daily ennui. With its quirky charm and practical guidelines, it’s suitable for beginners and seasoned artists alike, as well as those who simply enjoy the scent of old paper and the thrill of potential disasters in artistic endeavors. The book is a perfect addition to any collection that values the unusual, the unexpected, and the outright bizarre. So, whether you’re a seasoned marbler, a curious novice, or merely someone who enjoys the occasional mishap with craft supplies, this book offers endless possibilities. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books, where we don’t judge you for your peculiar reading habits—we celebrate them! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2726/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/marbling-paper-feb-2025.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500274217 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2725 Flower Arranging by Joyce Rogers In a world where the simple act of arranging flowers has somehow become a competitive sport, Joyce Rogers’ "Flower Arranging" emerges as the 1966 manifesto of the floral elite. What could be a mere guide to plucking petals and arranging them into something resembling art instead becomes a whimsical journey through the mind of an author who may or may not have had a garden gnome as her spiritual advisor. Prepare yourself for an odyssey through the twisted vines of creativity, where each page seems to whisper, “Why stop at roses when you can throw in some geraniums for good measure?” Nice cloth hardback binding. Full of stunning black and white photos. Learn how to arrange flowers like they did back in the 1950s and 1960s. Picture this: you, decked out in a straw hat and gardening gloves that might be better suited for a Victorian tea party, striding confidently through your local flower market. You toss around terms like ‘asymmetrical balance’ and ‘negative space’ as though you were discussing the next big thing in modern art. Rogers provides you with the utmost confidence to wield your floral scissors like a maestro conducting a symphony of stems, believing whole-heartedly that with enough dahlia and a pinch of carnation, you too can achieve floral greatness. Or at least, something that vaguely resembles what might be displayed in a slightly pretentious café. Joyce’s approach, laced with an ironic charm, makes flower arranging seem almost audacious. Why settle for the predictable, you might ask? In the hallowed pages of this book, you will find advice to create arrangements that would make even the most jaded florist weep tears of joy—or confusion. Depending on your skill level—or your ability to interpret what “a touch of whimsy” actually means—you might end up with an arrangement that rivals a Renaissance painting or one that looks like it was assembled during a mild earthquake. As you flip through the vibrant pages, you’ll encounter an eclectic mix of flower types, each accompanied by a backstory that’s almost too good to be true. What’s the origin of the sunflower? Did you know it was once revered as a symbol of loyalty? You’ll find facts that may or may not lead to dinner conversation about your newly acquired botanical knowledge. The book invites you not just to arrange flowers, but to enter a realm of floral folklore that could quite possibly make you the toast of your next social gathering—or the reason people avoid making eye contact. And let’s not forget the photographs, where seemingly benign bouquets are captured at their most dramatic angles, as if they were star models on the red carpet. It’s hard to tell if the flowers are more photogenic than the average person or if Rogers had a special talent for coaxing personality out of a bunch of peonies. Either way, these images will have you questioning your own arrangements while you silently plot revenge against the local florist. Condition: Used. Yes, this book has lived a life—perhaps it found itself on the shelf of a particularly eccentric flower shop or was once a prized possession of an overzealous horticulturist. Expect dog-eared pages and the scent of nostalgia mingling with the faint aroma of dried lavender. There might even be the odd note scribbled in the margins where someone was clearly having a philosophical disagreement with the author regarding the merits of daisies over tulips. Ideal for anyone who appreciates a touch of character in their literature—or for those who believe that reading about flower arranging is just as satisfying as actually doing it. So, if you’re ready to don your floral finery and elevate your home decor with a dash of chaos, "Flower Arranging" by Joyce Rogers promises to be an undeniably quirky addition to your collection. You won’t just be arranging flowers; you’ll be wading into a fragrant sea of irony, enthusiasm, and a hint of madness—all courtesy of the delightful folks at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2725/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flower-arranging-feb-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Paul Hamlyn no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2724 Weathered Wood With Flowers by Mary G Knight Ah, the mystical allure of 1968 encapsulated within the pages of "Weathered Wood With Flowers" by the illustrious Mary G Knight! This is not merely a book; it’s a time capsule, a portal to an era when flower power was more than just a catchy phrase, and the world was a swirling mix of idealism and questionable fashion choices. One can only wonder if the author had a crystal ball or a particularly vivid imagination when she wove this tapestry of prose, capturing the essence of a time when wood was not just a material but a lifestyle choice. Boasts 12 new arrangements and comes complete with a range of illustrations and black and white photos to ignite your passion and imagination for this popular artform. Imagine, if you will, the scent of sandalwood incense wafting through the air as you leaf through the yellowed pages, each one carrying the weight of history and the faintest hint of nostalgia. The cover art—oh, the cover art—features a delightful array of blooms intertwined with rustic planks of weathered wood that one might find adorning a hipster café today. Did Mary G Knight foresee the rise of artisanal woodworking? One can only hope she received the recognition she deserved for her pioneering spirit. But what is this book about, you ask? Well, that’s the delightful mystery! As the plot meanders like a country lane on a foggy morning, it seems to flirt with themes of nature, decay, and the soft rebellion of flowers pushing through the cracks of old timber. One can only speculate whether Mary was secretly a horticulturist or if she was simply enchanted by the idea of flora reclaiming their rightful place amidst the remnants of human civilization. The prose is as weathered as its titular wood, each sentence a testament to the author’s unique style, a blend of poetic ramblings and insightful observations that may or may not be entirely coherent. In this literary wonderland, you may encounter the following whimsical elements: Descriptive passages that could make even the most mundane insect sound like an epic hero on a quest. Random asides that may or may not connect to the main narrative, leaving you wondering about the author’s train of thought. Unexplained metaphors involving both flowers and wood, leaving you pondering the deeper meanings—or perhaps just scratching your head. Characters who seem to exist solely to espouse dubious philosophies on life, love, and the best way to prune a rosebush. Moments of sheer, unadulterated whimsy that are equal parts charming and utterly baffling. Condition: Used. This book has lived, my friend, and it shows. The corners of the pages are slightly dog-eared, as if they have been turned by someone who simply couldn’t put it down—or perhaps they were trying to find the point. The spine is creased, suggesting that it has been opened many a time, likely over a cup of herbal tea while contemplating the mysteries of the universe. The pages are yellowed, giving them that delightful vintage appearance that connoisseurs of second-hand literature cherish. A few flowers may have even been pressed between the pages, though one mustn’t assume they were intentional—nature has a funny way of inserting itself into the unexpected. So, if you’re in the market for a delightful perplexity, look no further than this splendidly perplexing tome. "Weathered Wood With Flowers" is the perfect addition to any bookshelf—or coffee table; it’s the perfect conversation starter when guests find themselves awkwardly sipping overpriced lattes. After all, what says cultured and slightly eccentric more than a book with no ISBN, a quirky title, and an aura of delightful confusion? Grab your copy today at Crappy Old Books, and embrace the wonderfully peculiar world of Mary G Knight. Who knows? You may just find the meaning of life hidden between the lines, or at the very least, a good laugh. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2724/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/weathered-wood-with-flowers-feb-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Morrow no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2722 The Life and Times of The Thumderbolr Kid by Bill Bryson In a world where the lives of the unremarkable are often eclipsed by the fantastical, Bill Bryson’s "The Life and Times of The Thumderbolr Kid" emerges as a masterclass in gleeful absurdity. Published by Black Swan in the illustrious year of 2007, this unassuming volume features a title so charmingly misspelled that one can only assume the editor was busy grappling with an existential crisis or perhaps, just perhaps, they were under the influence of a particularly peculiar bout of dyslexia. Either way, you’re in for a ride that’s anything but ordinary. Contains 4 postcards of lapland, for some reason. What, you may ask, is a “Thumderbolr Kid”? Is it an obscure superhero from an alternate universe? A typo that became a cultural phenomenon? Or perhaps a satirical jab at the momentary spike of popularity in juvenile literature where children were inexplicably endowed with superhuman capabilities and questionable backstories? Bryson, with his trademark wit and penchant for the ludicrous, invites you to ponder these questions while simultaneously whisking you through a narrative that feels both strikingly familiar and wildly bizarre. In typical Bryson fashion, the chapters unfold like a clumsy origami swan—awkwardly beautiful and wildly unpredictable. Expect to traverse a landscape littered with the absurdities of modern life, where Bryson tackles everything from the perils of growing up in a small town (complete with overly enthusiastic parents and eccentric neighbours) to the existential dread of adulthood that looms like an ominous cloud over the unsuspecting Thumderbolr Kid. Spoiler alert: he’s not exactly saving the world, nor is he doing much of anything, which is perhaps the most relatable aspect of all. Condition: This particular copy is used, which may evoke feelings of nostalgia for those who revel in the scent of old pages mingled with the faint aroma of regret. With its slightly dog-eared corners and a spine that has seen better days—much like the author’s own hairline—it’s a testament to the many hands that have turned its pages in a quest for enlightenment or perhaps just a good laugh. Expect a few errant coffee stains and the occasional unidentifiable smudge that may or may not be the remnants of a long-forgotten snack. The back cover reveals an almost prophetic blurb by a well-meaning critic who seems to have been lost in a rabbit hole of whimsy, claiming the book is “an exploration of the human condition.” Well, if by ‘human condition’ we mean the constant search for a decent cup of tea, then perhaps they have a point. As you delve into the absurdity, you might find yourself pondering the striking similarities between the Thumderbolr Kid’s plight and your own life’s never-ending quest for meaning in a world obsessed with hashtags and social media validation. Bryson’s incisive observations cut through the noise like a hot knife through butter, exposing the ridiculousness of our everyday routines and the peculiar rituals we engage in to convince ourselves that everything is just fine. And somehow, amidst this chaos, you might just feel a sense of camaraderie with the unremarkable Thumderbolr Kid, who is, quite frankly, just trying to figure it all out. Will Bryson leave you with answers to life’s great mysteries? Absolutely not. But he will arm you with a string of delightful anecdotes and absurdities that will surely put a smile on your face—or at least make you chuckle quietly in a corner, avoiding eye contact with passersby. If you’re in the market for a book that’s an enigma wrapped in a riddle, served with a side of irony and a sprinkle of keen observation, look no further than Bill Bryson’s "The Life and Times of The Thumderbolr Kid." Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the literary treasures may be a bit battered, but the stories are ever timeless (though perhaps not quite in the way you might expect). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2722/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-life-and-times-of-the-thunderbolt-kid-feb-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Black Swan 9780552772549 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2720 Rodin by Bernard Champigneulle In the illustrious year of 1985, Bernard Champigneulle took it upon himself to unveil the enigmatic enigma that is Rodin. You might be wondering, “Who is this Rodin fellow, and why has he been given so much attention?” Well, dear reader, prepare for a whirlwind journey through the world of a man whose chiseled forms have been adored, dissected, and, yes, even slightly misunderstood. This book is not just a catalogue of sculptures; it’s a deep dive into the existential musings of a man who spent a good portion of his life trapped in his own creative mind—much like the rest of us when faced with a particularly complex homework assignment. Champigneulle’s prose is as sculpted as Rodin’s most famous works, each sentence carefully chiseled away until only the essence remains. Forget the standard art critique; this is more of a love letter laced with irony and a hint of sarcasm. He explores Rodin’s tumultuous relationships with his sculptures, all while juggling the complexities of his personal life and trying to convince the world that, yes, art can indeed be a messy affair—not unlike your attempts at cooking soufflé after several glasses of wine. This book is a smorgasbord of observations about the man behind the masterpieces. You’ll find commentary on everything from his most famous works to the less popular ones—those that might have been left to molder in the artist’s studio, much like that old sandwich lurking at the back of your fridge. Readers will be treated to an array of insights including, but not limited to: The unlikely inspiration behind “The Thinker” (spoiler alert: it might involve a long wait at a bus stop). Rodin’s lesser-known sculptures that were likely rejected by both critics and confused passersby. His penchant for dramatic flair, which rivals even the most theatrical of soap operas. How he managed to make stone appear more human than most people do on a daily basis. And, of course, the eternal question: which is more difficult, sculpting marble or navigating a modern art gallery? Champigneulle takes us through Rodin’s artistic evolution, from youthful inexperience to a man whose works seem to breathe and pulse with life. One can only imagine how much therapy Rodin would have needed in today’s world, grappling with the existential dread of creating art that people would either adore or completely misunderstand. If only he had had a podcast—imagine the ratings! Condition: This book has been gently used, bearing the marks of a life well-lived—dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain that adds character (or, depending on your perspective, a slight air of tragedy). Its cover is a little creased, reminiscent of Rodin’s own rough textures, and it carries a lingering scent of antiquity, much like the dusty corners of your local library. It may not be in perfect condition, but isn’t that what makes it charming? Just like the oddball friend who shows up to dinner with a slightly burnt casserole but a heart of gold. In a world saturated with art books that take themselves far too seriously, Champigneulle’s “Rodin” shines like a quirky beacon of irreverence, reminding us that art, like life, is sometimes absurd and messy. So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to embark on a journey filled with philosophical ponderings, a smattering of wit, and perhaps a newfound appreciation for the sculptural masterpieces that are often taken for granted. After all, who doesn’t want to learn about a legendary artist while chuckling at the absurdity of it all? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2720/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rodin-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames and Hudson 9780500200612 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2719 Play American Football by Tom Bass In a world where the only thing more puzzling than the offside rule in football is the intricate dance of oversized men clad in padded armor, "Play American Football" by Tom Bass emerges as a beacon of hope for armchair athletes and aspiring quarterbacks alike. Published in 1990 by Collins Willow, this tome is a veritable time capsule, offering insights into a sport that, while utterly baffling, continues to captivate the minds of millions around the globe. This book is basically like a crash course in American football—if the instructor were a slightly confused uncle who rambled incessantly about his glory days on the high school team. With a cover that could rival the flamboyance of a Super Bowl halftime show, this book entices you to explore the hallowed turf of the gridiron, even if you’ve never heard the term before. Tom Bass, a name that may not ring a bell but definitely has a certain ’90s ring to it, thoughtfully weaves together a tapestry of statistics, strategies, and an inexplicable love for nachos that is sure to resonate with fans and curious newbies alike. As you navigate through its pages, you may find yourself pondering a few existential questions: Why on earth do they call it football when they spend most of the game carrying the ball in their hands? Is it truly a sport if it involves so much standing around and wearing helmets? And what on Earth is a ’touchdown dance’? It’s as if Bass has taken it upon himself to unravel these mysteries whilst simultaneously delivering a crash course in how to throw a spiral pass that might not spiral at all. Each chapter of "Play American Football" is a delightful mixture of practical advice and whimsical anecdotes. You will learn the art of the touchdown, the science of the interception, and the ancient ritual of the halftime snack break—because let’s be honest, the real game is what happens in the snack stadium. There are sections dedicated to the finer points of kicking, catching, and tackling, all while ensuring you don’t accidentally run into the wrong end zone, which, let’s face it, could spell disaster for your social life. And what would a book about American football be without an exploration of the culture surrounding it? Bass takes you on a tour through the fandom—a rabid, spirited community that often resembles a cult more than a sports following. You’ll learn about tailgating traditions that would shame a picnic gone wrong and the mystical power of team jerseys that somehow transform mere mortals into deities every Sunday. But wait, there’s more! If you act now, you’ll uncover a plethora of American football terms, each more confusing than the last. From ’fourth down’ to ’safety,’ you’ll arm yourself with a vocabulary that will dazzle your friends and utterly befuddle your enemies. Let’s not forget the chance to impress your mates by casually dropping phrases like, “The quarterback’s read was spot on,” while they stare blankly in awe. Condition: Used, and likely as nostalgic as the smell of your grandparents’ attic. Expect a few dog-eared pages and a cover that has seen more action than a linebacker on game day. Each crease tells a story, and the occasional coffee stain may very well be a testament to a passionate debate about the best team in the league—or an unfortunate mishap involving a boiling kettle. In conclusion, "Play American Football" is not just a book; it’s an experience, like a visit to a sports bar where you have no idea what’s happening but still manage to enjoy the ambiance. Perfect for those who wish to understand the chaotic charm of American football, or simply for those who appreciate a good laugh at the absurdity of sports in general. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the literature is as unique as the stories behind each book. Grab your copy today—before someone else decides to throw a touchdown dance in celebration of its quirks! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2719/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/play-american-football-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Willow 9780002183970 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2718 Horses by Elwyn Hartley Edwards In a world where the majestic horse reigns supreme, Elwyn Hartley Edwards gallops into the hearts (and perhaps the stables) of equestrian enthusiasts with his 2000 masterwork, "Horses." This isn’t just a book; it’s a veritable encyclopaedia of horsey knowledge, complete with glossy images that might make you rethink your decision to take a simple stroll through the countryside without a trusty steed. Edwards, with an apparent obsession for all things equine, whisks readers away on a thoroughbred journey through the ages—though you might want to keep an eye on those pesky horse puns lurking around every corner. Now, if you’re expecting a straightforward account of horse care or riding techniques, prepare yourself for a detour filled with unpredictable gallops down tangential paths. One moment you’re learning about the anatomy of a horse, and the next, you’re knee-deep in a history lesson about famous equine figures, like the questionable yet illustrious “Napoleon’s Horse” (who, let’s face it, probably had better luck on the battlefield than its rider). You might find yourself pondering whether this book is intended for practical use or simply to impress your friends at the pub with your newfound knowledge of horse trivia. Let’s not gloss over the stunning visuals. Dorling Kindersley has outdone itself with photographs so detailed that you can almost see the hay stuck in the mane of a particularly photogenic Friesian. Each page is like a portal, drawing you deeper into a world where horses are not merely animals, but characters in a grand saga of human and equine connection. Whether it’s the wild mustangs of North America or the dashing dressage champions of Europe, this book captures them all with a flair that could make any horse lover swoon. Take that, art galleries! And what about those sidebars? Ah, yes, the delightfully quirky asides that offer little nuggets of trivia you never knew you needed. Ever wondered about the dietary needs of a stallion that has aspirations of competing at the Olympics? Or how to impress the local riding club with your knowledge of horse grooming? Well, saddle up, because these bits of information are about as useful as a chocolate teapot but infinitely more entertaining. You might even find yourself quoting random horse facts at dinner parties, leading to the most awkward yet memorable conversations. Condition: Used, but fear not! This tome has been lovingly thumbed through by various individuals, each adding their own unique scent of nostalgia and, perhaps, a hint of saddle soap. The pages are sturdy, and the spine remains unbroken—much like a horse that refuses to be tamed. A few dog-eared corners indicate where someone got particularly excited about a particular horse breed, while the odd coffee stain whispers stories of late-night reading sessions. This is not just a book; it’s a piece of history that has been saved from the dusty corners of the forgotten library. As you wander through this whimsical world of equines, you may find yourself inspired to visit your local riding school, or at the very least, to join an online forum dedicated to discussing the existential crises of horses. The book is perfect for anyone who has ever pondered the deeper significance of a horse’s neigh or for those simply looking to acquire a book that will look impressive on their coffee table—assuming they have a coffee table that can withstand such weighty topics. So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner equestrian, or simply need a conversation starter with a side of irony, “Horses” by Elwyn Hartley Edwards is waiting to be picked up. Just remember to take care not to spill anything on it; this book deserves better than to be tarnished by the lattes of the world. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books, where the literary treasures are as curious as the titles themselves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2718/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/horses-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dorling Kindersley 9780751327366 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2717 Inconceivable by Ben Elton In the late 1990s, a time when everyone still thought dial-up internet was the height of technological advancement and that wearing flared jeans was a daring fashion statement, Ben Elton graced the literary world with "Inconceivable." This particular tome, published by the esteemed Black Swan, offers a hilariously chaotic take on the grand notions of family, identity, and the modern-day conundrum of reproduction—because who doesn’t think about procreation while sipping on a lukewarm cup of tea? Picture this: a world where the quest for parenthood is akin to navigating a never-ending episode of a reality TV show, complete with unexpected twists, dramatic confessions, and perhaps an oversized prop of questionable significance. Elton, known for his sharp wit and satirical genius, takes readers on an uproarious odyssey through the maze of modern relationships and the absurdities that ensue when love and biology collide. In a narrative that feels like it’s been spliced together from the best bits of a sitcom, our protagonist wrestles with the perplexities of conception—because if there’s one thing we all know, it’s that having a baby is as easy as pie, right? As the pages turn, expect a riot of characters who are as colorful as they are dysfunctional. There’s the well-meaning couple with an inexplicable amount of IKEA furniture that may—or may not—have come with a manual on how to raise a child while maintaining one’s sanity. Then, of course, there’s the eccentric aunt who seems to have mislaid both her marbles and her sense of decorum. This delightful cast stumbles, fumbles, and bumbles their way through hurdles as practical as a broken blender and as profound as existential dread, ensuring that readers are both entertained and mildly baffled. As you read on, you’ll find yourself sharing in the often absurd, sometimes touching, but always ironic experiences of those grappling with the ins and outs of modern-day parenthood. The irony is palpable, as Elton lays bare the societal pressures that come with the territory—because nothing says “I love you” quite like an overcomplicated birth plan and a subscription to a parenting magazine. With a sharp tongue and a satirical eye, he invites us to laugh at the tangled web of expectations and mishaps that accompany the journey of starting a family in an era that was anything but straightforward. But let’s not forget the remarkable style in which Elton writes. His prose dances across the page like a bewildered pigeon in Trafalgar Square, awkward yet oddly captivating. You’ll find yourself chuckling at his keen observations while simultaneously questioning your own choices—like why you decided to pick up a book from the bargain bin instead of, say, a self-help guide on ‘How to Cope with Life’s Inconceivable Moments.’ Condition: Used. You may find the occasional coffee stain or dog-eared page, likely from a previous owner who was so engrossed in Elton’s wit that they forgot to keep their thumb away from the hot mug. The cover shows signs of wear that only enhance its character—like a badge of honor for the book’s many escapades across crowded trains and cozy cafés. Each page has absorbed laughter and contemplation, and offers you the chance to join in the fun of a well-loved literary companion. So, if you’re in the mood for a humorous exploration of the absurdities that life tosses our way—especially regarding the inconceivable act of creating new life—then this book may just be the companion you didn’t know you needed. Let Elton lead you through the raucous landscape of parenthood, one laugh at a time, and remember: being a grown-up is overrated, but reading a second-hand book from Crappy Old Books? Now that’s a truly wonderful idea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2717/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inconceivable-feb-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Black Swan 9780552146982 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2716 Aerial Archaeology in Britain by DN Riley In the hallowed halls of academia, where the air is thick with the scent of old parchment and the thrill of discovery, comes a tome that dares to explore the skies above Britain—or, perhaps, the insatiable curiosity of its authors. “Aerial Archaeology in Britain” by the illustrious DN Riley invites you to buckle up your seatbelt, adjust your goggles, and prepare for a whimsical jaunt into the world of whimsical digs, albeit from an altitude that one might find decidedly impractical for actual excavation. Quite a thin volume with 64 pages. Published in 1996 by the aptly named Shire Publications—because who wouldn’t want to read about aerial archaeology while nestled in the comforts of a shire?—this book promises to take you on a journey that marries the thrill of archaeology with the intricacies of aviation. Not since the invention of the wheel has a concept been so profoundly misunderstood yet so eagerly embraced. Riley presents not just a chronicle of findings but a veritable love letter to the art of scanning the Earth’s surface from, well, rather high up. Can you imagine the sheer thrill of spotting an ancient settlement from a hot air balloon? It’s the sort of scene that makes Indiana Jones look like a very grounded archaeologist. But what exactly does one find when peering down from the clouds at the historical treasures of Britain? Are we to expect the majesty of Stonehenge or the subtle beauty of a long-forgotten Roman villa? Or do we simply get a bird’s eye view of what appears to be a rather peculiar collection of hedgerows and farm buildings? Riley’s work touches upon these tantalising questions, all while cheekily inviting the reader to ponder: how much of our history is truly visible from above, and how much is merely the product of an overzealous imagination? Within these pages, you’ll find a cornucopia of stunning photographs that appear to suggest a profound connection between the land and its aerial overseers. Riley paints a picture—quite literally—of how the ancients may have cursed the clearing of their fields while the modern archaeologist revels in the delight of satellite imagery. Will this book make you an aerial archaeologist? Perhaps not. But it may just inspire you to take that hot air balloon ride you’ve been putting off, all in the name of historical research. Readers will discover the joys of: Appreciating the truly niche art of spotting ancient sites from the sky—an art form that remains, thankfully, rather underappreciated. A learning curve that includes interpreting aerial photographs and a sudden obsession with maps—because who doesn’t want to feel like a modern-day Ptolemy? A rigorous debate on the ethics of aerial archaeology, which, let’s be honest, sounds like the most thrilling discussion one could have at a dinner party (if, indeed, you can find anyone willing to engage). Realising that some treasures are only visible from a height you’d need a ladder for—seriously, why can’t we just dig? The potential for finding out that no, the heaving mounds of earth you spotted from your plane were not ancient burial sites, but rather the remains of a particularly ambitious garden project gone wrong. Condition: This particular copy of “Aerial Archaeology in Britain” has seen better days and perhaps some worse ones, too. Pages are slightly dog-eared, and there’s an inexplicable coffee stain that seems to add character rather than detract. It’s the sort of book you might find at the back of a dusty shelf, wedged between a collection of half-read novels and a tome on the history of shoelaces. Its wear and tear echo the very essence of its subject matter—a testament to the passage of time, much like the ruins it seeks to uncover. So, if you’re feeling a bit adventurous and want to explore the world of aerial archaeology without leaving your armchair (or garden, if you fancy a picnic), look no further. Crappy Old Books presents this peculiar gem, ready for a new home where it can inspire another brave soul to ponder the skies and the secrets they may hold. After all, history is best viewed from the air, preferably with a cup of tea in hand. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2716/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aerial-archaeology-in-britain-feb-2025.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shire Publications 9780747803225 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2715 A Manual of Graphology by Eric Singer Imagine a world where the shape of your letters reveals your deepest, darkest secrets—your proclivities for pineapple on pizza, your aversion to socks with sandals, even your questionable taste in reality television. Welcome to the delightfully eccentric realm of graphology, courtesy of Eric Singer’s 1987 masterpiece, "A Manual of Graphology," a book that promises to transform your handwriting into a crystal ball of personal insights. This isn’t just a manual; it’s a chance to unlock mysteries hidden within the loops and swirls of your penmanship, or so the author would have you believe. Published by the illustrious Duckworth, known for its penchant for publications that hover between scholarly and absurd, this manual is a delightful blend of the two. It invites the brave and the curious to decipher the hieroglyphics of their everyday notes and grocery lists. Perhaps you’ve never considered the implications of that curiously large ‘Q’ in your cursive? Worry not! Singer is here to guide you through the labyrinthine paths of letter formation and the psychological labyrinths they reveal. Who knew your handwriting could be so revealing? Your grocery list could, in fact, be a self-portrait of your innermost self, if you squint hard enough and ignore the impending existential dread. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter a veritable smorgasbord of insights that range from the vaguely plausible to the outright ridiculous. Singer posits that the slant of your letters can indicate your inclination towards a career in competitive cheese rolling, or that a tendency towards large loops might reveal a hidden desire to adopt a dozen cats. The implications are endless, and the conclusions are as absurd as the very notion that your handwriting could define your personality. But who are we to question the art of interpreting the uncharted territory of ink on paper? In this invaluable manual, readers will find an array of thought-provoking, if not slightly bewildering, exercises that may or may not unravel the mysteries of your psyche. Expect to find instructions that will lead you to analyze your writing style with the intensity of a detective investigating a high-profile heist. You may even find yourself pondering the implications of that hastily scrawled ‘I owe you’ note left for your housemate—was it a mere reminder, or a deep-seated cry for help? The boundaries of analysis are only limited by your imagination—or perhaps your sanity. But hold on! Before you plunge headfirst into the penmanship of your friends and foes alike, let’s take a moment to appreciate the finer points of this particular edition. The pages are lovingly dog-eared, likely from numerous evenings spent pondering the great existential questions of life, like whether it’s acceptable to write in all caps when you’re mildly annoyed. The spine is creased, a testament to its previous life as a beloved companion during private moments of introspection—or bouts of boredom in a dentist’s waiting room. This copy is not merely a book; it’s a relic, steeped in the memories of those who have attempted to decode their lives one awkwardly formed letter at a time. Condition: Used, with a touch of nostalgia and a sprinkle of existential crisis. The corners are gently worn as if cradled patiently by a whimsical soul pondering the mysteries of life—like why one’s ‘t’ is dotted with a heart instead of a dot. The pages contain the faintest whiff of old paper, bringing to mind late-night debates over the true motivations behind your last-minute resignation letter. There might be some underlining, perhaps a few scattered notes in the margins from readers who took their newfound graphological insights a tad too seriously. After all, who among us hasn’t had an epiphany at the sight of a particularly flamboyant ‘g’? So, if you’re ready to explore the wildly chaotic underbelly of the written word and discover what your handwriting says about your questionable life choices (or your inexplicable obsession with garden gnomes), "A Manual of Graphology" awaits you. It may not provide the answers you seek, but it will certainly spark more questions than you’ve ever dared to ask. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every page turn is a whimsical step into the unknown, just like your handwriting itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2715/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-manual0of-graphology-feb-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Duckworth 9780715607848 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2714 William Shakespeare The Complete Works by William Shakespeare This book comes with a card case/box to slide it in and out of. It also has a presentation sticker inside showing that it was presented to a pupil at Russel School in Surrey, back when reading was on the sylabus and giving books considered rewarding.The presentation was 1954. Has a great old smeel, like its been stored with the smellyest books ever, or maybe an old man died reading it. Includes at least 3 colour pictures.If you ever fancied reading Shakespear, this is the book for you. Very good condition like its never been read since the day it was presented. I cant believe that was the case, must have been very careful readers. Impress the girls by leaving this lying about at work or at the nightclub, wherever girls go. Summary of William Shakespeare: The Complete Works William Shakespeare: The Complete Works is a comprehensive collection of all plays, sonnets, and poems written by William Shakespeare, the most influential playwright and poet in English literature. This volume includes 39 plays, 154 sonnets, and various narrative poems, showcasing Shakespeare’s mastery of language, character development, and dramatic structure. This book comes with a Contents: Tragedies – Including Hamlet, Macbeth, King Lear, Othello, and Romeo and Juliet, these plays explore themes of fate, ambition, betrayal, and human suffering. Comedies – Works like A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Twelfth Night, Much Ado About Nothing, and As You Like It are filled with wit, mistaken identities, and themes of love and reconciliation. Histories – Plays such as Henry V, Richard III, Henry IV Part 1 and 2 focus on England’s monarchy, political intrigue, and the nature of leadership. Romances (Late Plays) – The Tempest, The Winter’s Tale, Pericles, and Cymbeline blend elements of tragedy and comedy with themes of redemption and reconciliation. Sonnets and Poems – Shakespeare’s 154 sonnets and narrative poems like Venus and Adonis and The Rape of Lucrece showcase his poetic brilliance, exploring themes of love, beauty, time, and mortality. Shakespeare’s works continue to be studied and performed worldwide, offering timeless insights into human nature, power, love, and destiny. This collection is an essential resource for scholars, actors, and literature enthusiasts. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2714/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-completeworks-feb-2025.jpg 40.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2713 Baking Bread and Cakes by Cordon Bleu Ah, "Baking Bread and Cakes," published in the ever-so-glamorous year of 1973 by Sphere Books, is your ticket to a world of flour-dusted counters, sugar-laden air, and the occasional kitchen disaster. It is said that the Cordon Bleu school of culinary arts has mastered the fine art of cooking, but one must wonder if their expertise extends to navigating the uncharted territories of the average home kitchen—complete with its peculiar smells and a dog that seems to have a sixth sense about when cakes are about to collapse. In this delightful tome, you’ll find recipes that could very well be relics of the past, peppered with the charm of a bygone era. Imagine a time when women wore aprons and pearls while they baked, and men wore hats—hats!—to the supermarket. Each page is a meticulously crafted guide that promises to elevate your baking prowess, should you manage to avoid the Great Flour Explosion of ’73, which surely remains a cautionary tale in many households. Or perhaps that’s just an urban legend—who’s to say? With a title so straightforward, you might be led to believe that this book will reveal the closely guarded secrets of baking. But be wary, dear reader! This is not merely a practical guide; it’s an odyssey of epic proportions through the labyrinthine world of dough. The authors, with their stern yet vague instructions, beckon you to embrace the chaos of spontaneous bread combustion. Do you have a penchant for living on the edge? You may want to leave the yeast unattended for a bit—just to see what happens. Each chapter invites you to explore various bread types and cake styles, from rustic loaves that could double as doorstops to delicately frosted cakes that might cause existential crises if you don’t have the right sprinkles. The illustrations, a fine blend of 1970s aesthetic and questionable culinary choices, evoke nostalgia while simultaneously inspiring dread. Will those pastel colours haunt your dreams? Only time will tell. As you leaf through the pages—presumably while flour coats your hands and your dog looks on with wide, innocent eyes—you’ll be greeted by such enlightening topics as: The art of kneading without an actual kitchen assistant The philosophical implications of overbaking How to gracefully accept guests’ pity when your soufflé falls The inevitable comparison of your baking to that of your mother-in-law’s A mysterious section that discusses the merits of baking with three-day-old eggs But let’s not be too harsh on the authors; after all, they hail from the prestigious Cordon Bleu. One might say they wrote this book with a flourish, whether that flourish was intended for the batter or the readers is up for debate. You could easily find yourself lost in a world of ambiguous measurements and vague descriptions, all while trying to decipher the difference between ’soft peak’ and ’stiff peak’—it’s like a cryptic crossword puzzle for the culinary inclined. Condition: Used, but fear not! This book has survived the trials of time, much like that one loaf of bread you forgot in the back of the pantry. There are signs of wear, perhaps a smudge of batter on the cover, which only serves to enhance its character. It bears the scars of someone who dared to attempt the infamous ’French Baguette of Regret’—a true badge of honour. So whether you are a seasoned baker or someone simply looking to make your kitchen resemble a set from a cooking show, "Baking Bread and Cakes" is an experience waiting to happen. Just remember: the cake may not rise, but your spirits will, as you ponder the mystery of what went wrong, all under the watchful eyes of the Cordon Bleu legacy. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and embark on a baking journey that promises to be as unpredictable as it is deliciously nostalgic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2713/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/baking-bread-and-cakes-feb-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books 9780722125175 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2711 Hide and Seek by Ian Rankin Hide and Seek by Ian Rankin is the second novel in the Inspector Rebus series, a gritty crime thriller set in Edinburgh. The story follows Detective Inspector John Rebus as he investigates the suspicious death of a drug addict found in a derelict building, posed in a ritualistic manner with cryptic symbols nearby. Initially dismissed as an overdose, the case takes a darker turn as Rebus uncovers links to Edinburgh’s elite, corruption in the police force, and a secret society with sinister ties. As he digs deeper, he faces resistance from powerful figures who want the truth buried. With his usual mix of stubborn determination and sharp intuition, Rebus navigates the city’s underworld, exposing hidden crimes while battling his own demons. Rankin’s novel explores themes of social inequality, power, and morality, painting a dark yet compelling picture of Edinburgh. Hide and Seek solidifies Rebus as a complex and troubled protagonist while deepening the series’ signature blend of noir atmosphere and psychological depth. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2711/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hide-and-seek-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orion 9780752809410 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2710 Knots and Crosses by Ian Rankin Knots and Crosses (1987) is the first novel in Ian Rankin’s Inspector Rebus series, introducing Detective Sergeant John Rebus, a troubled Edinburgh police officer with a dark past. The story revolves around a series of gruesome child abductions and murders in the city, which Rebus is assigned to investigate. As the case unfolds, he begins receiving cryptic messages—knots and crosses—which seem to be linked to his own buried memories and past trauma. Rebus, a former soldier turned detective, struggles with personal demons, including his failed marriage and a reliance on alcohol. His journalist brother, Michael, and a sharp young reporter, Gill Templer, play key roles in the narrative, as does his ambitious colleague, Jim Stevens. As the investigation progresses, Rebus realizes that the killer is personally connected to him, forcing him to confront a buried part of his past. Rankin’s debut novel blends psychological depth, gritty police procedural elements, and Edinburgh’s atmospheric backdrop to craft a compelling thriller. Knots and Crosses sets the foundation for Rebus’s character and the long-running series, establishing Rankin as a master of Scottish crime fiction. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2710/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/knots-and-crosses-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orion 9780752809427 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2706 The Pendants Revolt by Andrea Barham The Pendants Revolt (2005) by Andrea Barham — Michael O’Mara Books ISBN: 1843171325 Condition: Used (grammatically offended, lightly scuffed, fully readable – sic) Offered with a raised eyebrow and correctly placed apostrophe by Crappy Old Books This is not a book about jewellery staging an uprising. This is a book about something far more dangerous: pedants on the loose. In The Pendants Revolt, Andrea Barham takes aim at that special breed of human who cannot pass a sign reading “potato’s for sale” without suffering a small stroke. It’s a witty, irritable, and oddly affectionate tour of the people who care deeply – far too deeply – about punctuation, grammar, spelling, and the slow, public death of the English language. Inside these pages you’ll encounter: The classic mistakes that make pedants twitch like faulty neon, Abused apostrophes, tragic commas, and “literally” used in ways that are, quite literally, not, A gleeful catalogue of linguistic crimes committed on menus, shop fronts, and official notices that definitely went through “several rounds of approval.” Barham doesn’t just point and laugh (though she absolutely does that). She also pokes fun at the pedants themselves – the people who will happily sacrifice social harmony, romance, and possibly employment just to correct your misuse of “fewer” and “less.” This particular copy, salvaged from the passive-aggressively alphabetised shelves of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. In practice, that means: The cover may show small scuffs and edge wear, likely acquired while being carried around “just to show people this bit about apostrophes.” The spine probably bears a crease or two – each one a record of a reader muttering “YES, EXACTLY” under their breath in public. The pages are gently tanned and slightly softened at the corners, radiating that “I’ve been read, quoted, and brandished at family members” energy. Textually, everything is intact: no missing jokes, no amputated examples, no tragic misprints (well, not unintentional ones). Just solid, slightly world-weary paperback snark. Perfect for: Grammar sticklers who want to feel both vindicated and lightly mocked, Normal people who enjoy watching language nerds lose their composure over a rogue comma, Anyone who has ever been tempted to take a marker pen to a public sign… and occasionally has. Owning this Used copy sends a clear message: you are either a) part of the problem, b) part of the solution, or c) the sort of person who reads books about both and judges quietly. Set The Pendants Revolt on your shelf and enjoy the subtle warning it sends to visitors who say “I could of” in your presence. Read it on the train and see who smiles knowingly when they spot the title. Take it home, crack it open, and let Andrea Barham guide you through the glorious, petty, endlessly entertaining battleground where language, ego, and spelling collide. Because if the pedants really do revolt, this is probably the manifesto. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2706/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pendants-revolt-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael OMara 9781843171324 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2704 Body Language by Allan Pease Summary of Body Language by Allan Pease Allan Pease’s Body Language is a comprehensive guide to understanding and interpreting non-verbal communication. The book explores how body movements, gestures, facial expressions, and posture reveal a person’s true thoughts and emotions, often more accurately than words. Key Themes: The Power of Non-Verbal Communication Pease emphasizes that over 60% of communication is non-verbal, making body language a crucial aspect of human interaction. Facial Expressions and Eye Contact The book explains how eye movements, blinking rates, and facial expressions can indicate honesty, interest, or deception. Hand Gestures and Arm Movements Different hand positions, such as open palms (honesty) or crossed arms (defensiveness), can reveal confidence, insecurity, or resistance. Posture and Personal Space The way people stand, sit, or position their feet can indicate dominance, submission, or attraction. The concept of personal space and how its invasion affects interactions is also explored. Mirroring and Rapport Building Pease highlights that people unconsciously mimic the body language of those they feel comfortable with, which can be a powerful tool for building trust and influence. Lie Detection The book covers common body language cues associated with lying, such as touching the face, avoiding eye contact, or shifting posture. Cultural Differences While many gestures have universal meanings, Pease explains that some body language cues differ across cultures and should be interpreted accordingly. Conclusion Body Language provides practical insights into reading and using non-verbal cues effectively. By understanding body language, readers can improve their communication skills, enhance relationships, and become more persuasive in both personal and professional settings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2704/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/body-laungae-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sheldon Press 9780859694063 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2703 The Far Side Gallery by Gary Larson Ah, "The Far Side Gallery" by Gary Larson—an esteemed literary artifact from the illustrious year of 1992, a decade renowned for its marvellous concoction of questionable fashion choices and yet-to-be-invented digital angst. This charmingly eccentric collection captures the very essence of cartoonish absurdity as only Larson can, tossing you headfirst into a kaleidoscope of bizarre scenarios that provoke uncontrollable chuckles, snorts, and the occasional existential crisis. In a world where cats ponder the meaning of life and cows take on philosophical debates—this book is your golden ticket to the strange and the wonderfully wacky. Have you ever pondered the inner thoughts of a potato? Or considered the complex social dynamics of a group of ants at a tea party? If your answer is “absolutely, but only when I’m in the right frame of mind,” then this book will delightfully complicate your day. Larson has deftly crafted a realm where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and where the bizarre is not just allowed but actively encouraged. The illustrations dance between the hilariously mundane and the utterly preposterous, and yet somehow, they resonate with our deepest fears and quirks. A veritable feast for the imagination! But let’s not get too carried away in our admiration. This book is not merely a delightful romp through the ridiculous; it is also an artefact that serves as a time capsule for the late 20th century. Open it up, and you’ll find yourself transported back to a time when fax machines were cutting-edge technology and people still referred to each other as “dude” with a straight face. Engaging with Larson’s humour is like walking through a museum of the absurd, where every exhibit is a piece of your childhood (or your parent’s childhood) slathered with a thick coat of whimsy and mischief. Picture this: you’re at a dinner party, the mood slightly dull, when someone casually flips open "The Far Side Gallery" to a random page, and the room erupts in laughter. You will be hailed as a comedic genius, despite having simply turned to a page featuring an iguana wearing a monocle. The subtlety of Larson’s wit lies in his ability to deliver a punchline with minimal fuss, allowing readers to relish the humour while pondering life’s deeper questions—like why do we even have iguanas in monocles? Surely they have better fashion options. As you turn the pages, you will encounter a variety of quirky characters: dinosaurs pondering their extinction, a cow trying to avoid being turned into steak, and worms discussing the intricacies of modern literature. Larson’s ability to anthropomorphize his subjects goes beyond the superficial; it strikes at the core of what it means to be human (or worm, or cow). His cartoons challenge us to rethink the mundane, to appreciate the absurdity of our existence, and—let’s be honest—to laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Condition: Used, but like a fine cheese left to age, this book has matured over time. It retains a certain charm that can only be acquired through years of gentle handling and perhaps a few coffee stains that add to its character. The spine is slightly creased, suggesting that it has been well-loved, and the pages, though yellowing, are still intact and ready to whisk you into a world of delightful insanity. So, if you’re in the market for a book that will make your brain do somersaults and your stomach ache from laughter, look no further than "The Far Side Gallery." It’s the kind of book that not only fills your shelf but also your heart with a peculiar sense of joy. Get ready to impress your friends, confuse your pets, and perhaps even question your own sanity—all thanks to Gary Larson’s brilliant mind. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the old is celebrated, the quirky cherished, and where every book tells a story, even if that story is just about a chicken crossing the road for no apparent reason. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2703/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-far-side-gallery-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780751502367 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2702 The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson Welcome to a world where cows ponder existential dilemmas, and insects engage in philosophical debates that would make Socrates raise an eyebrow. In “The Far Side Gallery 2,” Gary Larson invites readers to bask in the bizarre and the bewildering, all while maintaining a cheeky smirk that only those in the know can appreciate. This book is not just a collection of comics; it’s a whimsical journey through the outer fringes of imagination, where the absurd is the norm and the punchline is often a head-scratcher that leaves you wondering if you’ve missed a cosmic joke. Published in 1992, this second gallery of Larson’s infamous comic strips serves as a delightful reminder of why he’s considered a quintessential figure in the realm of quirky humor. You might find yourself questioning traditional logic as you navigate through meticulously crafted panels filled with the odd, the surreal, and the downright hilarious. Ever wondered what a fly might say if it could talk? Or how a cow feels about being a mere source of milk? Larson tackles such profound questions with the finesse of a tightrope walker juggling flaming swords. As you flip through the pages, prepare to encounter a cadre of anthropomorphic animals that seem to have richer inner lives than most of us. From frogs engaged in deep conversations about the meaning of life to dinosaurs contemplating their demise over a cuppa, every page offers a new opportunity for laughter laced with a hint of irony. Larson’s genius lies in his ability to transform the mundane into the extraordinary, forcing readers to reconsider their place in a universe populated by bizarre creatures and unexpected twists. Witness a goat successfully launch a space program—complete with a helmet and a bewildered sheep as the co-pilot. Engage in the riveting drama of an ant colony’s board meeting about productivity and workplace ethics. Marvel at the audacity of a toothy shark at a dentist’s convention; the irony is rich. Contemplate the existential crisis of a goldfish pondering the depths of its bowl. Wonder why flies are so keen on participating in human activities—are they plotting a takeover? Our dear friend Larson doesn’t just tickle the funny bone; he pokes and prods it with sharp wit, urging readers to ponder life’s complexities while chuckling at its absurdities. Fans of “The Far Side” will find this collection to be a treasure trove of humor, while newcomers may just feel a delightful sense of befuddlement. It’s the kind of book that one might leave on the coffee table for unsuspecting guests to stumble upon, igniting spontaneous discussions about the meaning of a picture featuring a chicken with a top hat. Condition: This particular copy has bravely survived the ravages of time and is now adorned with the charming character of "used." Expect the occasional dog-eared corner, a few well-placed coffee rings, and a spine that opens with the grace of a well-meaning but slightly confused ballet dancer. It’s perfect for those who appreciate authenticity over pristine perfection—think of it as vintage with a hint of nostalgia, just like your gran’s old armchair. In conclusion, “The Far Side Gallery 2” is an essential addition to any bookshelf, especially one curated by aficionados of quirky humor and anyone who enjoys laughter tinged with a dash of irony. It’s the sort of book that can turn a rainy afternoon into a carnival of chuckles. So, whether you’re looking to indulge yourself or to gift it to that friend who still doesn’t quite understand why cows don’t actually wear glasses, look no further than Crappy Old Books for this delightfully eclectic piece of literature. Your quest for the peculiar ends here! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2702/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-far-side-gallery-2-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780708843529 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2701 The Far Side Gallery 5 by Gary Larson Welcome to a whimsical world where cows have all the existential crises, and your average household pet is secretly plotting world domination. Yes, dear reader, prepare yourself for the visual escapades of "The Far Side Gallery 5," the fifth installment in Gary Larson’s cult classic series, published in 1995 by the ever-so-reliable Warner Books. It’s the kind of book that might just redefine your perception of reality—or at least make you chuckle awkwardly in public. In this gallery, Larson showcases a delightful medley of surreal illustrations that are as refreshing as a crisp pint of ale on a rainy Tuesday. Each cartoon is a snapshot of absurdity that captures the bizarre nuances of life and the oddball quirks of human (and animal) behavior. It’s like peeking through a keyhole into the minds of eccentric creatures who seem to think that the world is simply a stage for their peculiar antics. From philosophical pondering to bizarrely profound animal wisdom, each page is a masterpiece of wit that leaves you wondering just how low the bar for sanity might actually be. So what can you expect to see? Well, the contents of this gallery are more unpredictable than a British summer. The ideas and themes range from the delightfully mundane to the surreal, and often they wander into a realm where you might ponder the meaning of existence while simultaneously laughing at a cow wearing a monocle. Larson’s unique style ensures that each cartoon will either resonate with your inner child or disturb your adult self, depending on your mood and the last time you ate something that clearly wasn’t organic. Condition: Used but in a state that will make you question the very concept of ’new.’ Pages may have that delightful yellowed tint, reminiscent of your great-grandmother’s attic, mixed with the occasional smudge that tells a story of its own. The spine is like a seasoned traveller—it has seen better days but remains steadfastly intact, ready to transport you to realms of humor that you never knew existed. Expect a few creases, some charmingly dog-eared corners, and perhaps a faint whiff of nostalgia that suggests this book has been cherished by a reader who had a penchant for both laughter and questionable snacks. For the uninitiated, The Far Side is not merely a collection of cartoons; it’s a cultural phenomenon that will have you questioning the sanity of the world around you. You might find yourself nodding along with Larson’s cheeky social commentary or simply marveling at the peculiarities of life, all while chuckling to yourself as your fellow commuters sidelong glance at you with a mix of intrigue and concern. After all, laughter is the best medicine—unless you’re a hypochondriac, in which case, carry on reading and avoid all contact with doctors. Inside these pages, you will discover all manner of oddities, including, but not limited to: Animals engaged in philosophical debates that would make Socrates raise an eyebrow. Cows contemplating their place in the universe, complete with existential dread. Humans behaving in ways that suggest they might just be the real animals in this scenario. Pinch-yourself absurdities that make you wonder if the artist was secretly a time traveler. Occasional glimpses into the enigmatic world of Larson’s mind, a place where logic takes a holiday. If you’ve ever found yourself in a fit of giggles at the sheer absurdity of life—or perhaps you’ve just been scorned by a particularly judgemental cat—this book is your ticket to enlightenment (or at least some good laughs). It’s a splendidly curated collection, perfect for those who appreciate the humor in life’s quirks, and it serves as an excellent conversation starter at any gathering, provided you don’t mind explaining who Gary Larson is for the uninitiated. So, if you’re ready to embrace the hilarity of the human experience and indulge in the bizarre antics of the animal kingdom, look no further than this used copy of "The Far Side Gallery 5," available for purchase at Crappy Old Books. It promises to be both a nostalgic journey and a bewildering delight, all wrapped up in a cover that has seen its fair share of giggles and guffaws. Get yours now, and may your sense of humor flourish as wildly as Larson’s imagination. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2701/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-far-side-5-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780751514933 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2700 Harmony by T Keighley Ah, the 1960s. A decade synonymous with free love, questionable fashion choices, and a literary landscape that proudly bore the weight of every flower child’s dreams and misdemeanours. Enter "Harmony" by T. Keighley, a literary artifact that somehow managed to evade both the limelight and common sense. Published by the illustrious Bayley & Fergusob, this tome promises to be as harmonious as a cat in a bagpipe shop, or perhaps a bowl of soup at a music festival. Written in 1914, I am not sure what date this one is. It looks like a reprint of some kind, but in paperback. Looks like some sort of perfect binding. Good condition. I estimate it to be about 1960s vintage. As you crack open the musty pages, you might wonder if this was the book that inspired a thousand misguided attempts at peace and tranquility—or just a really lengthy shopping list written in a state of existential ennui. Keighley, whose name rings like a faint bell from a far-off garden party, takes us on a journey through a world where the concept of harmony is as clear as mud. Absurdly meandering, this book may or may not change your perception of the universe, but it will definitely change your perception of how much time you can spend questioning reality before it becomes overwhelming. What lies within these pages? Perhaps insights into how to align your chakras while stuck in a traffic jam, or a recipe for a salad that promises to bring about world peace—though it’s more likely to induce a food coma. You’ll find grand philosophical musings that might make even the most stoic of philosophers roll their eyes and mutter, “Oh dear, not again.” This is not a book that takes itself too seriously, and neither should you. After all, who needs coherence when you can have a buffet of bewildering thoughts laid out on a silver platter of confusion? If you’re the type who enjoys pondering the big questions while simultaneously furrowing your brow at the small ones, "Harmony" might just be your ticket to a labyrinth of literary lunacy. The prose dances like a confused moth around a flickering lightbulb, attempting to find its way home—but more often than not, it flutters into the nearest spiderweb of inanity. Yet somehow, there’s a charm to this chaotic mess that makes you want to keep reading, if only to discover what other bizarre nuggets of wisdom Keighley will serve up next. So, what can you expect from this literary feast? Buckle up, dear reader, because here are a few highlights (or lowlights, depending on your perspective) that await you within: Metaphysical discussions that might make you question your breakfast choices. Characters who seem to be more interested in their own reflections than in the plot. Sentences that wind on like a reluctant river, occasionally spilling over into the realm of the absurd. Occasional moments of clarity that feel like discovering your favourite sock after a laundry disaster. A style of writing that could be described as “unique” if your definition of unique includes confusion and ambiguity. Condition: Used and lovingly thumbed through, this copy of "Harmony" has evidently led a life that could rival that of many of its characters. The cover bears the marks of time, wrinkles, and perhaps a few coffee stains that hint at the existential crises of its previous owner. The pages may have yellowed slightly, as if they too have aged in a haze of bewilderment and nostalgia. This book is less a pristine artifact and more a well-loved companion for those willing to embrace the chaotic whims of its narrative. In a world overflowing with polished bestsellers and self-help guides that promise you’ll be a millionaire by Tuesday, "Harmony" stands as a refreshing reminder that not everything has to make sense. If you’re intrigued by the bizarre and the whimsical, or if you simply want to experience what it’s like to have your thoughts tangled in a delightful web of nonsense, then perhaps it’s time to seek out "Harmony," available at Crappy Old Books—where the only guarantee is that you’re in for a ride, however confusing it may be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2700/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harmony-feb-2025.jpg 6.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bayley & Fergusob no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2699 A Picture Of Buckinghamshire by Elizabeth Cull & Elizabeth Ogan In the majestic year of 1985, when shoulder pads were the height of fashion and Walkmans were a novel concept, Elizabeth Cull and Elizabeth Ogan unleashed upon the world a tome destined to alter the very fabric of Buckinghamshire appreciation. Titled "A Picture of Buckinghamshire," this book is not merely a collection of images; oh no, dear reader, it is a portal to a bygone era of quaintness, where the most thrilling activity was watching paint dry on a rustic fence. Not even the stiffest cup of tea could rival the riveting excitement captured within these pages. If you’ve ever wondered what the picturesque villages of Buckinghamshire looked like, this is your chance! With a cover that promises more than it delivers, you’ll find yourself marveling at the sheer audacity of both authors as they attempt to convince you that a photograph of a sheep grazing is, in fact, a profound commentary on rural life. Spoiler alert: it’s just a sheep. But what a sheep! Inside, you might expect a sumptuous visual feast, but instead find a collage of images that could inspire one to contemplate the complex existential quandaries of agricultural life. The authors have handpicked snapshots that boast the uniqueness of the area, showcasing everything from charming cottages to the local pub’s questionable beer selection. It’s like a holiday postcard from your great aunt, except this one has more sheep and less charm. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter sections dedicated to various aspects of Buckinghamshire life, which might include—wait for it—fascinating details about hedgerows, ancient trees, and the odd historical footnote that may or may not be entirely made up. It is the kind of book that makes you mentally prepare for the riveting conversations you’ll have at dinner parties, where you can regale friends with tales of the countryside while they slowly back away in search of more stimulating company. Archival-quality photographs that may or may not have been taken with a potato. Exuberantly detailed descriptions of landscapes that will leave you more confused than informed. Conversations on rural life that are as engaging as a three-hour lecture on the history of wallpaper. A narrative style that could double as an excellent remedy for insomnia. Footnotes so sparse, they’re almost like a game of hide-and-seek. Condition: This splendid relic of the past shows its age, bearing the scars and stains of previous owners who may have used it to prop up a wobbly coffee table or as a makeshift doorstop. The corners are slightly dog-eared, and it possesses that delightful aroma of musty libraries and forgotten knowledge. Consider it a literary fine wine, matured in the cellar of obscurity. Should you choose to welcome it into your home, expect it to be a conversation piece — albeit one that may prompt more head tilts than enthusiastic nods. In a world filled with flashy, high-octane offerings, "A Picture of Buckinghamshire" dares to stand still. It invites you to pause, reflect, and perhaps even chuckle at the quaintness of it all. Will you brave the slow-paced journey through the mundane marvels of Buckinghamshire? Or will you toss it aside in favor of something with a bit more pizzazz? The choice is yours, but if you do decide to embark on this peculiar journey, make sure to thank Crappy Old Books for the chance to dive into this delightful quagmire of rustic nostalgia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2699/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-picture-of-buckinghamshire-feb-2025.jpg 5.62 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robert Hale 9780709022879 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2695 Now We Are Sixty by David Eccles Once upon a time, in the far-off realms of 1999—a year that promised so much and delivered only a smattering of dubious Y2K panic—David Eccles took a bold leap into the world of literature. He penned the oddly-titled "Now We Are Sixty," a book that dares to tackle the rather alarming subject of aging. Forget the usual tropes of wisdom and nostalgia; in Eccles’ hands, reaching the illustrious age of sixty seems less like a dignified milestone and more like stumbling into a crowded pub with mismatched socks and a questionable haircut. In this profound work—or is it a whimsical jaunt?—Eccles whips out his trusty quill and offers readers a motley collection of contemplations, whimsical anecdotes, and possibly misplaced grievances about the relentless march of time. Each page invites you to contemplate the existential dread of adulthood, all while chuckling at the absurdity that life throws our way, like an ill-timed custard pie. You might find yourself wondering whether the author had a mid-life crisis on a particularly dreary Tuesday or if he simply decided to channel his inner curmudgeon while sipping lukewarm tea. What makes this tome particularly engaging is Eccles’ knack for blending the profound with the ridiculous. You might find yourself pondering life’s big questions—like why socks disappear in the washing machine—while laughing at his zany observations about the peculiarities of life over sixty. Who knew that the ruminations of a man on the brink of retirement could be so absurdly entertaining? You’ll be invited to join him as he navigates the minefield of social expectations, inherited aches and pains, and the bewildering emergence of unsolicited advice about the best type of cardigan to wear. But wait! There’s more! In between the lines of hilarity and reflection, Eccles manages to slip in some rather thought-provoking commentary on the nature of aging. Who knew that turning sixty also meant discovering an entirely new world of unsolicited medical pamphlets? Or that your body might start to resemble a poorly maintained vintage car? Eccles captures these moments with an ironic flair that leaves you laughing while simultaneously questioning your life choices—an impressive feat, indeed. Condition: This book is decidedly used, which means it carries all the delightful quirks of a well-loved item. Expect some dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (perhaps from a contemplative sip during a late-night reading session), and the lingering aroma of nostalgia that can only come from a book that has seen better days. Perfect for those who enjoy the charm of imperfection and the stories that come with a slightly battered cover. It’s worth noting that this book is published by David Murray, a name that may evoke memories of when publishing was done with a certain flair—perhaps ink-stained fingers and an old typewriter in a dimly lit basement. So, if you’re in the market for a book that oscillates between the profound and the preposterous, "Now We Are Sixty" may just tickle your fancy, or at least raise an amused eyebrow. So, if you find yourself staring down the barrel of forty, fifty, or god forbid, sixty, this book may serve as an ironic companion to your journey through the absurdities of aging. After all, who says getting older can’t be a right laugh? Just remember: the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese, which, by all accounts, is a far better deal. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a delightful romp through the eccentricities of life as you inch ever closer to—dare we say it?—sixty. Who knows? You might just find yourself chuckling at your own inevitable fate while wondering why on earth you ever thought that wrinkle cream was a good investment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2695/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/now-we-are-sixty-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David Murray 9780719559792 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2693 Unnatural Selections by Gary Larson In a world where evolution has apparently taken a tea break, Gary Larson’s "Unnatural Selections" invites you to peer through the slightly smudged windows of absurdity that define the zany landscape of modern life. Published in 1991 by Futura, this quirky compilation of cartoons is like finding that rare piece of vintage cheese at the back of your fridge: you’re not quite sure what you’re going to get, but the waft of nostalgia is undeniably strong. Prepare yourself for a delightful jaunt through the idiosyncratic mind of Larson, whose knack for the bizarre has made him a household name among those who appreciate the strange wit of anthropomorphic animals and the peculiarities of human behaviour. From evolutionary quirks to the species that ask the question, "Why on earth would I want to evolve?", this book serves as a humorous reminder that perhaps nature is just as confused as we are. Each cartoon is a whimsical snapshot, a freeze-frame of the absurd intricacies of life, only slightly less chaotic than your average family gathering. Larson has a unique ability to poke fun at the very essence of existence, making you laugh while simultaneously wondering if you should be taking notes. It’s the kind of book that might inspire existential reflections—perhaps over your morning toast—as you contemplate the universe’s questionable design decisions. Expect to encounter some downright peculiar characters, such as the steadfastly oblivious caveman who doesn’t quite grasp the concept of fire, or the disgruntled dinosaur lamenting the lack of decent coffee options in the late Cretaceous period. Larson’s characters often exist in a world that feels both familiar and bizarrely askew, a delightful blend of reality and the fever dreams of a particularly eccentric naturalist. You might find yourself laughing at the absurdity one moment and scratching your head in bewilderment the next. Given its status as a used book, "Unnatural Selections" is sure to come with its own quirks—perhaps a coffee ring or two, or the faint smell of an ill-advised fish-and-chips lunch. When you hold this book, you’re not just holding a collection of cartoons; you’re cradling a slice of history, a tangible reminder that laughter has always been a coping mechanism for life’s inherent absurdity. But what’s under the hood, you ask? What can you expect from this delightful tome? Let us present to you the elements that make "Unnatural Selections" a must-have for any aficionado of the absurd: A cacophony of quirky characters designed to make you ponder why you ever thought normalcy was desirable. Cartoons that question the very fabric of evolution, making you wonder if your own life choices are just as baffling. Witty commentary on the ways of the animal kingdom, because who doesn’t want to know how penguins feel about their wardrobe choices? Moments that force you to confront the fact that you might not be as ‘natural’ as you think. A hodgepodge of delightful absurdism that might just make you the life of the party—or at least the life of a very peculiar gathering. Condition: This used copy has seen more than its fair share of chuckles and eyebrow raises. Every crease in the cover tells a story, possibly of a cat that once sat on it or a reader who couldn’t contain their laughter during a particularly hilarious cartoon. The pages are slightly dog-eared, as if they too found the humor too good to resist. Overall, it’s ready to find a new home, preferably one where laughter is the main dish served at dinner. So, whether you’re a long-time fan of Larson or merely a curious explorer of the surreal realms of humour, "Unnatural Selections" should have a place on your shelf—right next to that slightly worn-out philosophy book you insist on keeping, even if you never actually read it. After all, what better way to complement your pondering than with a dash of delightful absurdity? Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and let the laughter begin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2693/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/unnatural-selectons-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708850077 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2692 Unnatural Selections by Gary Larson In a world rife with predictable choices and dreary menus, Gary Larson’s "Unnatural Selections" invites you to wade through the murky waters of the bizarre and the ridiculous. Published in the auspicious year of 1991 by the ever-ambitious Futura, this collection offers a cavalcade of cartoonish musings that seem ripped from the fabric of an alternate universe where logic takes a backseat to whimsy—one where cats wear monocles and fish play the trumpet. Larson, an undeniable maestro of the absurd, deftly weaves together the strange threads of life, presenting scenarios that could make even the most mundane moments seem like a trip to a surrealist theme park. Within these pages, you may encounter animals engaged in wildly inappropriate activities—think of a hedgehog hosting a tea party for a gaggle of penguins while discussing the merits of existential philosophy. The sheer randomness is practically a manifesto against the monotony of everyday existence. The illustrations range from the comically profound to the profoundly comic, with Larson’s unique style punctuating every panel. You might find yourself pondering the deeper meanings behind a cow contemplating its life choices or a group of squirrels arguing about the best way to hoard acorns. Each cartoon serves as a springboard into a world where societal norms are turned upside down and inside out, making you question the very fabric of what is considered sane. If you’ve ever felt stifled by the ordinary, this book is like a breath of fresh air—if that air were somehow infused with the scent of pickled herring and wildflowers. Larson’s humor appeals to those brave enough to embrace the absurdities of life, who find joy in the unpredictable twists and turns that everyday existence often overlooks. His art is a delightful invitation to laugh at the very nature of being human, or in some cases, being a sentient animal with a penchant for sardonic wit. Now, as with all second-hand treasures, the state of this book is, shall we say, a testament to its journey through time and space. It has been thumbed through, chuckled at, and perhaps even discussed over a cup of tea or two. You will find dog-eared pages, marginalia that may or may not include cryptic notes from previous readers pondering the philosophical implications of Larson’s work, and a slight musty aroma that hints at its storied past. Condition: Used, but with character. Expect the pages to be a little wrinkly, as if they were in a secret battle against a coffee spill (or perhaps they lost that battle). The cover exhibits the sort of wear that only comes from being loved a little too much, and the spine has that delightful creak of age—reminiscent of an elderly gentleman recounting tales of his youth. It may not be pristine, but it is undoubtedly rich in personality, much like the cartoons within. Some might argue that cartoons are simply for children, but Larson dismantles that misconception with the precision of a surgeon wielding a rubber chicken. This collection is for anyone who has ever found themselves giggling at a bad pun or chuckling at the absurdity of a raccoon wearing a bowler hat. With its bizarre charm, "Unnatural Selections" is sure to delight those who appreciate the offbeat and the strange. So, if you’re ready to step outside the bounds of the ordinary and dive into a world where the ridiculous reigns supreme, look no further. Grab this quirky tome, embrace its eccentricity, and prepare to be amused by the oddities of life. Available at Crappy Old Books, where the weird and wonderful go to find their new homes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2692/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/unnatural-selectons-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708850077 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2691 The Curse of Madame C by Gary Larson In the sleepy corners of literary history lurks a peculiar tome, a veritable enigma wrapped in the tantalizing whispers of 1994. Enter the world of “The Curse of Madame C,” authored by the one and only Gary Larson, the man who made us see the absurdity lurking in the everyday. Here, you will find a curious mélange of whimsical wit and darkly comic flair, begging to be explored, preferably while sipped on a questionable cup of tea in a creaky armchair. Once you crack open this decidedly used copy, you might feel like you’ve unearthed the secrets of a long-forgotten seer—or perhaps just a slightly confused gentleman with a penchant for outrageous storytelling. What might the elusive Madame C curse you with? Perhaps it’s an unquenchable thirst for peculiar knowledge, or maybe a penchant for collecting odd socks. You may wander through her tales, only to find yourself ensnared by Larson’s infamous sense of humour, which dances between the profound and the absurd, much like a cat attempting to walk a tightrope. The very thought of it can make you wonder: is this a literary adventure or an elaborate ruse to make you reconsider your life choices? Set against the backdrop of dazzling absurdity, the book is a delightful portal into a universe where the absurd is the norm, and where even the most mundane of subjects takes on the glow of mystical significance. Larson’s illustrations—an integral part of his charm—are peppered throughout, serving as both hilariously ironic commentary and, one suspects, a desperate attempt to keep the reader from overthinking the narrative. After all, why ponder over existential dread when you can marvel at a chicken dressed as Napoleon? Readers may find themselves pondering deep philosophical questions such as: Why is the cat staring at me like that? Or, how many socks can one person accumulate before it becomes a national crisis? The fact that this book was published by Warner Books also hints at an era when publishers were seemingly content to throw sanity out the window in favour of the quirky and bizarre. One can only imagine the boardroom discussions when this manuscript landed on their desks: “Is it a curse or merely an invitation to insanity?” The answers remain as elusive as Madame C herself. Now, let’s take a moment to discuss the finer points of the book’s physical condition, because what would a second-hand book be without a little character? Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, possibly during a period of intense literary debate or a wild renovation project gone awry. Pages may exhibit slight yellowing reminiscent of a vintage cheese, and the cover bears the scars of many a previous perusal. Yet, it is these imperfections that lend character to the text, much like the numerous plot twists within its pages. Each turn of the page presents a new opportunity to be baffled, bemused, or even mildly alarmed, as Larson’s wit crashes through the mundane fabric of reality. In a world often devoid of whimsy, “The Curse of Madame C” stands as a testament to creativity gone wonderfully awry, daring you to embrace the bizarre. It challenges you to reconsider your approach to everyday life, transforming each moment into a potential punchline waiting to unfold. Expect the unexpected in a world where cats might just be plotting their takeover. Perfect for those who enjoy their humour served with a side of absurdity. Intriguing illustrations that may prompt bewildered chuckles. Great for stimulating conversations at your next dinner party—or possibly ending them. A perfect gift for that friend who insists they have an appreciation for the peculiar. So, if you’re ready to embrace the delightful chaos that is “The Curse of Madame C,” grab this used copy and prepare for a journey through Gary Larson’s unparalleled imagination. You may find it in your heart to thank Crappy Old Books for unearthing this oddity, or you might simply nod in resigned acceptance, knowing you’ve stepped into a world where the peculiar reigns supreme. Either way, prepare yourself, for this book is more than just a read; it is an experience fraught with whimsy, wonder, and perhaps a lingering suspicion that the universe is laughing at you as you turn each page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2691/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-far-side-collection-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780751510935 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2689 The Far Side Gallery 4 by Gary Larson Enter the peculiar universe of Gary Larson with "The Far Side Gallery 4," a collection that dares to ask if a cow can philosophize while chewing cud or if a lizard secretly entertains dreams of world domination. Published in 1993 by Warner Books—when the world was still wrestling with the idea of dial-up internet and gel pens—this tome is not just a collection of comics; it’s a portal into a realm where the absurd reigns supreme and the ordinary is a mere afterthought. Imagine a place where humans converse with their pets about the existential dread of Monday mornings, where scientists are perpetually on the brink of discovering something truly ridiculous, and where the laws of physics are more like guidelines. Larson invites you to traverse this whimsical landscape where the punchlines are as unpredictable as the weather in a British summer. This is not merely humour; it’s satire wrapped in a layer of bizarre artistry that prompts you to question your sanity—and perhaps your choice of breakfast cereal. But what can one expect from this particular volume? Well, if you’re hoping for a straightforward narrative, you might want to reconsider. Instead, prepare for a delightful assortment of hilariously absurd vignettes that could easily make you snort your tea—or worse, cause a delightful fit of laughter in the quiet corner of your local library. Each comic is a clever commentary on the human condition, presented in Larson’s distinctive style that combines wit, whimsy, and just the right amount of weird. You might even find yourself pondering the deeper questions: What if squirrels are secretly plotting against us? Or, why do we never see the baby pigeons? Condition: This copy is well-loved, adorned with creases and smudges that whisper tales of its adventures across coffee tables and public transport. You might even find a rogue stain that suggests it has been a companion during many an existential crisis over a late-night snack. The pages are yellowing, a fine testament to the passage of time and the countless giggles shared with friends and family. The cover, while slightly dog-eared, continues to boast its quirky charm, as if it’s inviting you to join in its revelry of oddities. Perfect for fans of irreverent humour and the bizarre. A great conversation starter—prepare for the puzzled looks when you mention the ’cow in a tutu’. Ideal for those who enjoy a side of sarcasm with their daily dose of comic relief. Comes with the satisfaction of supporting second-hand book culture. A tangible reminder that silliness is an essential component of life. In "The Far Side Gallery 4," Larson showcases his knack for transforming everyday mundanity into surreal hilarity, offering readers a chance to escape the humdrum of life without needing a passport. The book is a testament to the power of the offbeat and the unexpected, proving that laughter truly is the best medicine—even if it’s administered in bite-sized comic strips. Larson gets us to question our world not through grandiose narratives but in charmingly simplistic panels that reveal the ludicrousness hiding in plain sight. So, if you’re intrigued by the possibility of sharing a chuckle or two (or three) at the expense of your own sanity, then look no further. Grab your copy today, and let the whimsical absurdity of "The Far Side Gallery 4" accompany you on your next adventure into the realm of the ridiculous, all while knowing you’ve made an economically sound choice by buying from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2689/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-farside-gallery-4-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780751508130 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2688 Bride of the Far Side by Gary Larson In a time when puns were more popular than a cup of lukewarm tea at a royal function, Gary Larson unleashed a comic collection upon the world that would make even the stiffest upper lip curl in amusement. Enter “Bride of the Far Side,” a delightful mischief-maker of a book that dares to tread - nay, gallop - across the boundaries of conventional humour and lands squarely in the realm of the bizarre. Published in 1990 by the illustrious Futura, this paperback is not so much a book as it is an invitation to question reality, one cartoon at a time. Imagine a universe where cows plot to overthrow the human race, a place where the afterlife is a series of bureaucratic checks and balances, and where your average domestic dog is more philosophical than a university professor after three pints at the local pub. Larson’s unique blend of absurdity and dry wit is a recipe for laughter that has aged like a fine cheese - pungent and utterly unforgettable. This quirky collection is a cavalcade of comic genius that leaves no stone unturned, nor any pun un-punned. When you crack open this tome, prepare yourself for a parade of the peculiar. Each page is a portal into Larson’s whimsical imagination, where the absurd becomes the norm, and the ordinary is cast in an entirely new light. You may find yourself pondering profound philosophical questions such as, "What if squirrels were the true rulers of the world?" and "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Delightfully unhinged illustrations that will have you questioning your own sanity. A cavalcade of characters that includes everything from anthropomorphic animals to bewildered humans. Witty commentary on society that somehow manages to feel both dated and eerily relevant. Cartoons that provoke laughter while simultaneously hinting at existential dread. A rare opportunity to discover what happens when you mix a keen sense of humour with a penchant for the absurd. But wait! This book isn’t just a collection of oddities; it’s a reflection of our own world, albeit viewed through the lens of a cartoonist who might have had one too many cups of coffee. Larson’s genius lies in his ability to hold up a mirror to society, albeit a funhouse mirror that warps our perceptions and challenges our assumptions. He invites us all to laugh at the absurdity of life, while also making us wonder if we’ve perhaps been taking ourselves a bit too seriously all along. Condition: This copy is used, which means it has probably been clutched tightly by fans who laughed so hard they may have left a smattering of crumbs between the pages. While it may not appear pristine, this adds to its charm, like a well-loved teddy bear that has seen more adventures than you could count. Expect some dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and plenty of personality. After all, a book that has been laughed at, read, and cherished is more than just a collection of illustrations; it’s a companion on your own journey through the ridiculousness of life. So, whether you’re a long-time admirer of Larson’s offbeat storytelling or a curious newcomer ready to explore the far side of humour, “Bride of the Far Side” promises to tickle your funny bone in ways you never imagined. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and prepare to embark on a whimsical ride through the cartoonish landscape of the human experience, where laughter is the only sensible response to the madness of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2688/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bride-of-the-far-side-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708835968 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2687 The Far Side Observer by Gary Larson In a universe not too far removed from our own—or perhaps just a slightly skewed version where cows ponder the meaning of life and the laws of physics are mere suggestions—Gary Larson presents us with "The Far Side Observer." Published in 1990 by Futura, this tome is an eccentric collection of humor that may make you question your understanding of normalcy or, at the very least, your breakfast choices. You might find yourself wondering whether the humor is intended for humans or if Larson simply got lost in the cosmic absurdity of it all. Imagine, if you will, a world where the mundane meets the bizarre, and the bizarre wants a cup of tea. This book serves as an oddly delightful invitation to a gathering of anthropomorphic characters who seem to have collectively agreed that life is best approached with a wink and a nudge. Larson’s signature art style is present, featuring the delightfully crude lines that somehow manage to convey deep existential musings while making you chuckle at the sight of a fish in a bowler hat. You’ll chuckle, perhaps with a hint of existential dread, as you ponder what the fish is really thinking. Every page is like a buffet of peculiarities, where the main course is served with a side of whimsy. Larson has an uncanny ability to observe the world as if it were a circus and we are all just clowns attempting to juggle our responsibilities. The strips in "The Far Side Observer" are not just a collection of gags; they are profound reflections wrapped in the guise of satirical commentary. Here are a few of the thoughts that might swirl in your mind as you flip through the pages: Is my cat secretly plotting world domination? What if cows have a far better grasp on the universe than we do? Do ants have existential crises when they lose their way? Can bees really consider themselves entrepreneurs? Has anyone ever asked a toaster about its dreams? The brilliance of Larson’s work lies in its ability to capture the stranger side of human experience, often through the lens of animals who seem to understand us better than we do ourselves. As you navigate through the absurdity, you may find that Larson has a knack for highlighting the quirks of our daily lives, turning the ordinary into the extraordinary with just a few deft strokes of his pen. It’s as if he’s turning the kaleidoscope of reality, and what you see is both familiar and utterly outlandish. And then, let’s address the cover. With the kind of artwork that seems to whisper, “I may not be a masterpiece, but I’m certainly a conversation starter,” it will likely incite a range of reactions from your fellow book lovers. Expect raised eyebrows, giggles, and perhaps a few puzzled glances that suggest a deeper inquiry into your taste in literature—or lack thereof. But isn’t that the beauty of it? This book isn’t meant for everyone, and that’s precisely what makes it perfect for those who appreciate the absurdity of existence. Condition: This copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has seen better days and perhaps a few poorly chosen beverages. The spine is as creased as a well-traveled map, and the pages may be slightly yellowed, holding onto the remnants of jokes once shared over cups of tea. There are signs of wear that tell a story of its journey through various hands, perhaps one too many late-night readings. It’s a book that carries the weight of laughter and the slight scent of nostalgia, beckoning you to flip through its pages and relish in its delightful oddity. In a world where the serious often overshadows the silly, "The Far Side Observer" stands as a beacon of the bizarre. Whether you’re a long-time fan of Larson or a curious newcomer, this collection invites you to take a step back and observe the delicious chaos of life. It’s a reminder that sometimes the best way to make sense of our existence is to laugh at it—and what better way to do so than with a book that celebrates the utterly ridiculous? Grab a copy today, if you dare, and join the ranks of those who appreciate the art of the absurd, all thanks to the fine folks at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2687/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-far-side-observer-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708844540 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2686 Wildlife Preserves by Gary Larson Ah, "Wildlife Preserves," a title that tantalizingly hints at an adventure into the great outdoors, perhaps one where nature’s delicate balance is explored, or where one might encounter an endangered species in a heartwarming tale of survival. But wait! This is not a book about conservation or the majestic wonders of the animal kingdom. Instead, it is the brainchild of Gary Larson, the legendary cartoonist known for his offbeat sense of humor and penchant for the absurd. If you were expecting a conservation manual, prepare to have your expectations not merely subverted but tossed into the nearest recycling bin. Published in 1990 by Futura, this quirky collection is more like a wry commentary on the human condition as seen through the lens of our furry, feathered, and scaly companions. Larson’s unique ability to anthropomorphize animals—turning them into delightful caricatures of our own human follies—renders this book less of a naturalist’s guide and more of an existential romp through the wilds of irony. Expect to see a cast of characters ranging from philosophizing squirrels to existentially confused bears pondering their place in the universe while munching on honey and contemplating the futility of life. One might find solace in the fact that Larson’s illustrations are accompanied by a barrage of humorous quips and puns that never quite land as intended, much like a bird attempting to fly after consuming too many seeds. Imagine the humor derived from a fox wearing glasses, engrossed in a book titled "How to Outsmart Farmers" while evading the sharp-eyed gaze of an oblivious owl—who, incidentally, is also reading “How to Appear Wise While Being Utterly Confused.” What an idyllic tableau of nature! Or perhaps not. While the illustrations may prompt chuckles, it’s important to note that this is not a book for those seeking factual information about wildlife. Instead, it offers a delightful smorgasbord of whimsical illustrations depicting the absurdity of life. From moose with existential crises to raccoons planning their next heist, Larson takes us on a journey that frequently meanders away from the beaten path—perhaps into the realm of sheer nonsense. As with most things Gary Larson creates, "Wildlife Preserves" becomes a playground where readers can revel in the absurdity of everyday life. Why is that giraffe wearing a bowler hat? Who knows! But it certainly adds an air of mystery and a hint of whimsy to the page. And therein lies the charm of Larson’s work: its ability to surprise and entertain while leaving you with a slightly bemused expression, as you ponder the deeper implications of a world where animals are just as bewildered by us as we are by them. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days—just like that old park bench you’ve always wanted to sit on but never quite found the courage to approach. Pages may be dog-eared, and there are possibly a few coffee stains resembling abstract art on the cover. But fear not, for each imperfection tells a story, making it a true testament to the passage of time. The spine might be creased, but that’s just a sign of the literary adventures it has been on, much like the journey of a well-loved pet who still manages to charm you despite its slightly scruffy appearance. So, if you’re ready to embrace the delightful absurdity of life as seen through the eyes of Gary Larson, then "Wildlife Preserves" is the book for you. Dive into its pages, laugh at the ludicrousness, and reflect on your own place in this crazy world. Just don’t expect any actual wildlife preservation advice, unless you count how to preserve your sanity while reading about anthropomorphic animals. In that case, you might just find this book a true lifesaver from Crappy Old Books, where the charmingly bizarre finds a home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2686/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wildlife-preserves-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708845585 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2685 Hound Of The Far Side by Gary Larson Ah, the illustrious tome known as "Hound Of The Far Side," a title that evokes not merely the thrill of the chase but also a gentle nudge into the absurdity of life as seen through the peculiar lens of Gary Larson. Published in 1991 by Futura—because why not?—this collection of cartoons serves as a delightful if somewhat baffling journey into the outer realms of imagination where the rules of logic take a backseat and whimsy is the driver. Don your finest tweed jacket and prepare to explore the canine conundrums and bizarrely anthropomorphized critters that await within these pages, each one more uproarious than the last. The cover art alone should give you pause: a hound with an expression that simultaneously conveys deep contemplation and mild bewilderment. One might wonder if this is an invitation to reflect on the existential crises of dogs or merely a clever ruse to get you to buy what is essentially a catalogue of absurdist humor. Either way, you’re in for a treat, dear reader—albeit a treat that may or may not be to your particular taste, much like the mysterious leftovers festering at the back of your fridge. This volume encapsulates Larson’s signature style, a blend of puns, visual gags, and a sprinkling of irony that could make even the most stoic reader crack a smile. Imagine, if you will, a world where dogs hold court, contemplating their existence while plotting the overthrow of their human counterparts—a delightful premise that raises questions about loyalty, hierarchy, and who really runs this show. That’s right: the canines are in charge, and they have decided that your lack of belly rubs is an affront to their dignity. But what awaits you inside the pages of this used wonder? A cavalcade of bizarre scenarios unfolds, riddled with Larson’s characteristic wit and keen observation of quotidian life. Picture a pack of dogs at a press conference, debating the merits of chasing their own tails versus a leisurely sniff of the local lamppost. Or perhaps a particularly philosophical dog pondering the meaning of ’fetch’ in a world that often feels devoid of purpose. If you’ve ever looked into a dog’s eyes and wondered if they’re secretly judging your life choices, this book may ring a little too true. Condition: Used, but not ‘used up’. This book has been lovingly thumbed through and may even have a few dog-eared pages—perfectly in keeping with its theme! Expect the occasional coffee stain that adds a certain je ne sais quoi, as well as the delightful scent of nostalgia wafting from its pages. Some pages may be slightly yellowed, but rest assured that only adds to the mystique of your reading experience. If books could talk, this one would undoubtedly regale you with stories of its previous owners; it has seen things, oh yes, things that would make a dog howl in disbelief. For those of you who like to engage in the fine art of collecting quirky curiosities, “Hound Of The Far Side” is the perfect addition to your shelf. It’s ideal for that friend who claims they don’t like dogs—an excellent gift to cure their cynicism by whisking them away on a journey of canine capers. Or perhaps it’s a splendid conversation starter for your next soirée, where you can regale guests with tales of anthropomorphic dogs and their existential dilemmas. You know, the sort of light banter that keeps the evening rolling in delightfully awkward territory. In an era dominated by mobile devices and streaming services, where the charm of a good old-fashioned book can feel like a rare find, this collection serves as a cheeky reminder of the joys of static humor. So lean back, grab a cuppa, and allow the absurdity of Larson’s creations to wash over you like a wave of warm nostalgia, or a dog’s enthusiastic greeting after a long day at work. You might just find that laughter is indeed the best medicine, particularly when served with a side of canine whimsy. Remember, only at Crappy Old Books can you find treasures like this. Happy reading, and may your sense of humor remain as intact as that last biscuit in the jar! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2685/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/houne-of-the-far-side-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708841938 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2684 The Chickens Are Restless by Gary Larson The Chickens Are Restless is a humorous collection of satirical cartoons by Gary Larson, published by Warner Books. As part of The Far Side series, this book features Larson’s signature offbeat humor, surreal situations, and witty social commentary. The cartoons often depict anthropomorphized animals, absurd human behavior, and unexpected twists on everyday life. Known for his clever and sometimes dark humor, Larson delivers another entertaining compilation that showcases his unique perspective on the world. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2684/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-chickens-are-restless-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780751508284 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2682 Capone - The Life and World of Al Capone by John Kobler In a world where the pursuit of happiness is often overshadowed by the pursuit of power—and possibly a side of spaghetti—John Kobler takes us on a romp through the smoke-filled backrooms and jazz-infused speakeasies of the Prohibition era in his captivating tome, "Capone - The Life and World of Al Capone." Published in 1972 by Michael Joseph, this enchanting relic of a book is not just a biography; it’s a rich tapestry woven with the threads of crime, charisma, and a dash of Italian flair. Picture this: Al Capone, a man whose name alone strikes fear into the hearts of even the most hardened mobsters. With a personality larger than his infamous fedora, he wasn’t just a mob boss—he was a cultural phenomenon. Kobler, much like Capone himself, pulls no punches. Detailed accounts of Capone’s rise to power unfold with the precision of a well-executed heist, each chapter a gilded invitation to an underworld where the stakes are as high as the prices on the black market. But this isn’t merely a narrative about a man who lived life in the fast lane. No, dear reader, this is also a subtle commentary on society’s love affair with the antihero. Kobler masterfully dissects Capone’s life with the kind of irony that would make a hardened gangster weep. You’ll learn that in the roaring twenties, ambition was often measured by the weight of one’s tommy gun and the glitz of one’s diamond cufflinks, rather than any dull metric of morality. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter a motley crew of characters, from the loyal henchmen who would take a bullet for Capone (and sometimes did) to the envious rivals who wished for nothing more than to take him down a peg or two. Each figure emerges from Kobler’s pen with a vibrancy that could only be rivaled by the neon lights of a Chicago speakeasy. Capone’s life was a Shakespearean tragedy set against the backdrop of jazz, and Kobler invites you to find the poetry hidden among the bullets. Explore the particularly fascinating relationship between Capone and the public, who oscillated between adoration and fear. Unravel the societal implications of Prohibition and how it turned ordinary citizens into unwitting accomplices of crime. Marvel at the sheer audacity of Capone’s business acumen, which would put your average entrepreneur to shame. Delve into the paradox of a man who was both a villain and a kind of folk hero, revered by some and reviled by others. Enjoy the intricate details of Capone’s lavish lifestyle, from the ridiculous to the sublime, all while evading the long arm of the law. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, much like its infamous subject. The cover exhibits the battle scars of time, with a few dog-eared pages and the kind of spine that tells stories of countless readers who just couldn’t put it down. Underneath the wear and tear, it still retains a certain charm, reminiscent of the smoky backrooms where deals were made and fates were sealed. So, if you find yourself nodding along in agreement with all things capricious and criminal, "Capone - The Life and World of Al Capone" might just be the book that fills your bookshelf with a touch of mischief. As you navigate the pages, may you remember: the true crime of life lies in not experiencing its many shades of grey. This is just one of the many curious offerings from Crappy Old Books, where every tome is a treasure waiting to be re-discovered, regardless of its condition or history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2682/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Capone-The-life-and-world-of-al-capone-feb-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Joseph 9780718109677 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2681 Cat Quips by Susanna Geoghegan In a world teetering on the brink of existential dread, where felines reign supreme from their lofty armchairs and command our attention with a mere flick of their tails, "Cat Quips" by Susanna Geoghegan arrives like a well-timed catnap—comforting, surreal, and utterly baffling. Published in the illustrious year of 2003 by the esteemed Past Times, this literary treasure for cat aficionados is as essential to your coffee table as a packet of biscuits is to your afternoon tea. Or, let’s face it, as essential as a sunbeam is to a cat—absolutely imperative. But what is a quip, you ask? An insignificant question, really, when the very essence of catdom is at play. This book is ostensibly a collection of witty repartees and philosophical musings, but one might wonder if it’s merely a meow-sive ruse to distract us from the true nature of our furry companions. Could there be a secret feline agenda behind these pages—or perhaps a plot twist worthy of a Shakespearean drama? Who can say? The only certainty lies in the fact that the author, Susanna Geoghegan, must have been glimpsing into the abyss of her cats’ minds while composing this tome. As you leaf through "Cat Quips," you might find yourself besotted—nay, entranced—by a peculiar assortment of thoughts that cat owners have undoubtedly pondered over a good cup of tea. One moment you’ll be chuckling at a cat’s insistence on sitting on the keyboard while you’re trying to work, only to be smacked with the profound realization that, yes, your cat just might be your overlord. The juxtaposition of the whimsical and the profound is woven throughout like a cat toy tangled in yarn, creating an experience that is equal parts amusing and disconcerting. What makes this collection truly remarkable, however, is its unyielding ability to highlight the absurdity of life as seen through the eyes of our feline friends. You’ll find nuggets of wisdom that are as refreshingly quirky as a cat’s choice of napping location—possibly perched precariously on top of the fridge or nestled in the most impractical spot of the laundry basket. Each page is a reminder that cats are masters of charm and mischief, often leaving us to ponder whether they possess some ancient wisdom that we mere mortals can only dream of accessing. Your cat’s motto: "Less work, more naps." The art of pretending not to hear your name. The philosophical implications of the four-legged stare. How to judge a human’s worth based on their ability to provide snacks. Understanding the nuances of tail language. Of course, the book does come with its quirks—much like the cats it describes. You may find the odd spelling error, a curious lack of coherence in some sections, or illustrations that look suspiciously like they were drawn by a cat with a crayon. But fret not, for isn’t that what adds charm to a second-hand book? The frayed edges of pages, the aroma of someone else’s cat, and the indelible marks of history add layers of character, much like your own feline companion, who has undoubtedly clawed through more than a few of your personal belongings in a fit of creative expression. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days, much like that forlorn cat who still manages to look dignified whilst sporting a rather unfortunate haircut. Expect bent corners, the occasional mysterious stain (possibly related to spilled tea, or perhaps it’s part of the book’s charm?), and the ever-pervasive scent of nostalgia. It’s a book that has traveled through the paws of time and now finds itself in your hands, eager to impart its wisdom in the most haphazard way possible. So, if you’re a feline enthusiast or simply someone who appreciates the absurdities of life as filtered through the whiskers of our pets, "Cat Quips" is the perfect addition to your collection. It promises to entertain, bewilder, and perhaps even enlighten. Grab your copy today—after all, the cats are watching, and nobody wants to disappoint their overlords. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the literature is second-hand, but the quirks are first-class. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2681/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cat-quips-feb-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Past Times 5050472569845 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2680 Edwina by Richard Hough In a world where the mundane meets the utterly absurd, “Edwina” by Richard Hough invites you to embark on a literary journey that oscillates between the charmingly ordinary and the bizarrely profound. Published in the illustrious year of 1985—when hairstyles were big, and literature was even bigger—this tome is a delightful homage to a time when the word "quirky" was merely a flicker of a cultural spark, rather than the blazing wildfire it has become today. Be prepared for a rollercoaster of events that might just make you question everything you thought you knew about character names. What exactly is in a name, you ponder? Is it a mere label, or does it carry the weight of destiny? Edwina, presumably the protagonist (though one can never be too sure with Hough), seems to embody this existential conundrum. Is she a symbol of our collective search for identity, or just a girl who really enjoys her tea? The answer is as elusive as the plot itself, which meanders like a confused river through a landscape of whimsical characters and improbable situations. As you flip through the pages, you may notice that the prose flows with the elegance of a swan attempting to navigate a particularly narrow canal—graceful at times, but often comically off-kilter. Hough’s writing is laced with a touch of irony that feels as if the author is winking at you from behind the page, daring you to take the narrative seriously while he pulls the rug out from under your expectations. One might wonder: is it satire? A parody? Or merely a reflection of Hough’s own bewilderment at the absurdity of life? You’ll have to read to find out, though you might also find yourself scratching your head in confusion. In this delightful mishmash of plotlines, you’ll encounter a motley crew of supporting characters who might have stepped out of an absurdist play or a particularly eccentric family reunion. Here’s a sneak peek at what awaits you within these covers: A dog named Herbert who insists on wearing a top hat. A cantankerous old woman who claims to have invented the wheel. A mysterious stranger with an inexplicable obsession with rubber ducks. A garden gnome that seems to have a life of its own—possibly a side effect of too much sun? Several cups of tea that are far too strong for any reasonable human to consume. Condition: Used, but in a state that could be generously described as “perfectly imperfect.” This book has clearly been perused by someone who likely had strong opinions (and possibly a biscuit or two) while reading it. Expect dog-eared pages, a few notes scribbled in the margins—perhaps even the occasional tea stain, adding an extra layer of charm and history to your reading experience. It’s as if the book is saying, “I’ve been loved, and now I’m ready to share that love with you, even if it is slightly sticky.” As you consider taking a chance on “Edwina,” remember that you’re not just purchasing a book; you’re acquiring a piece of literary nostalgia wrapped in layers of irony and absurdity. It’s a relic from an era when books could afford to be delightfully odd without fear of judgment. So, whether you’re a collector of the eccentric or someone seeking a peculiar addition to your bookshelf, this book from Crappy Old Books is just the ticket to fill that void (or perhaps clutter it even further). Happy reading, and may you discover the true essence of Edwina—whatever that may be! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2680/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/edwina-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722148549 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2679 Auschwitz - Voices From The Ground by Terwsa Swiebocki and Henryk Sweiebocki In a world overflowing with optimistic titles such as "The Joy of Puddles" or "Sunshine and Lollipops," one cannot help but raise an eyebrow at a book that audaciously dares to tackle a subject as heavy as Auschwitz. Enter "Auschwitz - Voices From The Ground," a title that sounds less like a casual afternoon read and more like a reminder that history has a way of keeping its foot firmly on our necks. Authored by the dynamic duo of Terwsa and Henryk Sweiebocki—who, if the names are any indication, must have some fascinating family reunions—this 1992 publication from Parol looks to peel back the layers of the past with all the delicacy of a sledgehammer. What does one expect from a book with a title that jostles the very marrow of our collective conscience? Perhaps a sanguine exploration of culinary delights? Spoiler alert: you won’t find recipes for ’Auschwitz-style soufflés’ here. Instead, prepare yourself for a plethora of narratives that act as a haunting choir echoing from the depths of humanity’s darkest moments. The authors, perhaps in a moment of irony, promise to give voice to those who were silenced, as if to suggest that the ground itself is crying out for acknowledgment. One wonders if they were inspired by a particularly evocative piece of gravel during a stroll through a local park. As you navigate the pages, you’ll encounter narratives that may leave you questioning not only the nature of historical documentation but also the enduring strength of the human spirit. It’s not every day you pick up a second-hand book that could double as a conversation starter at dinner parties, though one should be cautious; discussing “Voices From The Ground” might steer the conversation in directions best avoided if you’re hoping for a pleasant evening. What makes this volume particularly enticing is not just its content but also its backstory. Was it perhaps languishing in a dusty corner of a used bookstore, waiting for that one soul brave enough to pluck it from obscurity? Was it once a prized possession of someone who believed in the cathartic power of historical reflection? Or did it simply end up here by some cruel twist of fate, like a lost sock mysteriously appearing in a drawer full of perfectly paired footwear? With the unique touch of authors who undoubtedly have personal ties to the narratives they present, you might find a variety of voices, each narrating their own chillingly unique perspectives. Readers will encounter: Survivor accounts that read like chilling bedtime stories for adults, minus the comfort. Reflections on resilience that are as uplifting as they are sobering. Historical insights that make scholarly texts look like light reading. Poignant reminders that the past is never truly past. A note or two on the power of memory that may linger long after the last page is turned. Condition: Used. It might have a few dog-eared pages and some annotations in the margins, presumably from a reader with a penchant for existential crises. Or perhaps they just needed to vent their frustration at the absurdity of life by scribbling furiously in a book. Either way, it adds a layer of character—a bit like a well-loved armchair with a questionable stain. So, if you’re in the market for an eye-opening experience that won’t lift your spirits but may very well inflate your sense of empathy and encourage deep, contemplative sighs, might I suggest you procure this volume from Crappy Old Books? After all, there’s a certain charm in seeking knowledge from the remnants of the past, especially when it comes with such a heavy emotional weight. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2679/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/auschwitz-voices-from-the-ground-feb-2025.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Parol 9788385331322 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2678 Desert Warrior by Richard Kay In the dusty annals of literary history, where forgotten tales lie like ancient artifacts, emerges "Desert Warrior" by Richard Kay, a title that makes you wonder if the protagonist is a rugged hero or, perhaps, an overly caffeinated camel. Published in the balmy year of 1992 by Penumbra Books—who surely had something mystical in mind—this tome combines the desert’s blistering sun with the peculiar chills of the human psyche, resulting in a peculiar brew that might just give you existential sunburn. As you leaf through these pages, you might expect the standard fare of swashbuckling adventures and dramatic showdowns under a scorching sun. Yet, Kay has opted for a different approach, blending absurdity with gravitas in a way that could make even the most seasoned desert nomad scratch his head. One might wonder if the author spent too much time pondering the philosophical implications of sand—after all, can one be a warrior if one’s greatest enemy is an unyielding grain of grit? Perhaps you’ll find yourself contemplating the implications of warriorhood in a land so vast and desolate that even mirages seem to have abandoned hope. The imagery is vivid, and the prose could easily be mistaken for a nomadic poet’s fever dream, awash with metaphors involving dunes, sunsets, and the occasional misguided sense of heroism. If you’ve ever wanted to question your own life choices while reading about others who undoubtedly have worse ones, this is the literary vacation you didn’t know you needed. Expect a cast of characters that could only exist in a world where the sun is both a tyrant and a benevolent ruler. It’s as if Kay assembled them from a magical hat of clichés, only to then give each a twist that makes you question whether they are truly protagonists or merely figments of a mirage-induced hallucination. You will meet warriors whose swords are as dull as their motivations, and perhaps even a villain whose only real crime is a lack of originality. Condition: This particular copy of "Desert Warrior" has been lovingly marinated in the hands of previous readers, each of whom has left their unique mark—be it a coffee stain, an inscrutable marginal note, or the distinct smell of nostalgia. The cover, worn but resilient, shows signs of having faced the harsh realities of life outside a bookshelf. It’s the ideal companion for those who appreciate that stories, much like warriors, can wear their battle scars with pride. As you navigate through the passages of this desert odyssey, prepare yourself for moments that may provoke laughter, confusion, or an inexplicable urge to chant random phrases about the desert. The prose is a curious mixture, oscillating between poetic flights of fancy and the mundane realities of life in the arid expanse. You might even find yourself pondering whether you, too, could be a warrior in your own right, battling the daily grind with an iced coffee in hand. If you’re game for a journey across the sands of absurdity, "Desert Warrior" promises to deliver a rich tapestry of irony, humor, and perhaps the odd philosophical musing about the nature of existence itself. It’s a book that will make you feel like you’re traversing a landscape both familiar and entirely alien, prompting you to wonder how on earth you ended up in this literary desert. So dust off your sense of irony and prepare to embrace the quirks of Richard Kay’s imagination. After all, it’s just another day in the realm of Crappy Old Books, where the absurd flourishes and every page turn might lead you into the mirage of your next great read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2678/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/desert-warrior-feb-2025.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penumbra Books 9780952059905 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2677 Strike Free by Philip Bassett In a world where the very mention of "strike" could conjure images of labor disputes, tennis tournaments gone awry, or even the occasional unfortunate bowling alley incident, Philip Bassett’s 1986 masterpiece, "Strike Free," dares to tread where few have ventured: the uncharted waters of the mind in the age of overworked optimism. Published by MacMillan, this book is a veritable kaleidoscope of late-20th-century musings, served with a side of irony that could make even the most jaded reader chuckle nervously while glancing around for their nearest exit. Slightly warped through damp. Contains a MacMillan review copy note. Now, what exactly is it about "Strike Free" that calls out to you like a long-lost relative at a family reunion? Perhaps it’s the promise of insight into a world on the brink of chaos—before Twitter made everyone’s grievances public, mind you. Or maybe you’re just drawn to the uninhibited enthusiasm of a bygone era, when people still believed that "strike" was something you’d encounter on the football field rather than in the workplace. Either way, prepare yourself for a journey filled with whimsical anecdotes and a delightfully absurd take on the socio-political landscape of the time. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering whether Bassett was channeling the collective angst of the 1980s while simultaneously sipping tea and maintaining an air of stiff upper lip. This isn’t just a book; it’s a time capsule of sorts, albeit one that might be slightly rusted around the edges and containing an odd smell reminiscent of old libraries and lost aspirations. The author’s ability to blend social commentary with an undercurrent of satire is both baffling and refreshing, reminiscent of a well-prepared British pudding that somehow manages to be both too sweet and too dry. What can you expect from this literary concoction? Here are a few delights that may tickle your fancy or, at the very least, raise an eyebrow: A perplexing exploration of human behavior that makes you question if we’ve really evolved at all. Witty observations that may lead you to reconsider your stance on picket lines and the virtues of a well-timed coffee break. Delightfully outdated references that will either amuse you or leave you reaching for your smartphone for clarification. Prose that dances between earnestness and irony, leaving you wondering if the author is winking at you from the page. A unique perspective on the concept of "freedom" that might just make you laugh out loud inappropriately during a quiet train journey. Condition: Used, of course. Like that pair of socks you can’t quite bring yourself to throw away, this book has been lovingly handled and perhaps has a few creases and dog-eared pages that tell the saga of its previous owners. The spine may not be perfect, but isn’t that just a reflection of life itself? Each wrinkle and stain adds character, making it the perfect companion for those introspective moments when you wonder about the futility of it all. Whether you’re a collector of oddities, a history buff, or simply someone who enjoys the taste of nostalgia with a dash of irreverence, "Strike Free" promises to be an experience. You may find yourself laughing, sighing, or in the worst case, questioning your life choices—especially if you happen to be reading this during your lunch break at work. But hey, at least you won’t be striking, right? So, if you’re in the market for a second-hand book that embodies the spirit of its era while simultaneously making you ponder the complexities of modern existence, look no further. "Strike Free" is available now, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the motto is that no book is too crummy for curious minds. Grab your copy and prepare for a literary ride that’s anything but free of quirks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2677/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/strike-free-feb-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333418000 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2676 Badmen of the West by Robert Elman Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare yourselves for a rip-roaring adventure through the untamed frontier, courtesy of Robert Elman’s decidedly cheeky 1975 offering, "Badmen of the West." A title that promises a cavalcade of nefarious characters, this tome is as much a historical account as a brash invitation to reconsider the very nature of villainy. Forget your Hollywood stereotypes; these badmen are about as real as a two-headed nickel, and just as useful. Published by Ridge Press, a name that surely evokes a thrilling sense of ruggedness, this book is an unapologetic nod to a bygone era where the law was as flexible as a rubber band and morality was often little more than a suggestion scrawled on a dusty saloon bar. Within these pages, Elman takes readers on a stroll down the perilous streets of the Wild West—where badmen were not merely misunderstood but outright proud of their nefarious reputations. One can almost hear the creaking of wooden gallows and the distant echoes of gunfire, though whether it’s a showdown or just an enthusiastic game of cards remains to be seen. In a literary landscape often laden with heroes in white hats, Elman unearths the twisted tales of the West’s most infamous rogues. There’s a certain charm in his approach, as he spins yarns of outlaws who’d sooner shoot you than share their last biscuit. As you leaf through the pages, expect to encounter a colourful cast of characters who may have been up to no good but certainly knew how to have a good time while doing it. You may even find yourself oddly sympathizing with those who have long been cast as the villains of history—because really, who doesn’t like a good antihero? What can you expect from Elman’s text? Let’s break it down with a delightful list of what’s in store: Rugged outlaws who probably skipped class on ethics day. Heartfelt stories of betrayal that would make even your soap opera fan cry. Explosive shootouts that are less about marksmanship and more about sheer luck. A plethora of mustaches so magnificent they’d make Victorian gentlemen blush. Exploits that might make a seasoned historian clutch their pearls—or laugh uncontrollably. But hold your horses! Before you gallop off to procure your very own copy, let’s pause for a moment of reflection. This isn’t just any old book; it’s a used copy that has lived a life of its own. There’s the faint aroma of antiquity that wafts from its pages, mingling with the uncanny essence of previous readers who may or may not have consumed snacks while indulging in its tales. Each crease in the spine narrates its own story of handling, and the yellowed pages whisper secrets that date back to the era of bell-bottoms and disco. Condition: This book is used but possesses a certain rustic charm. The cover may show signs of wear, like a cowboy who’s just emerged from one too many barroom brawls, yet it retains its essence with all the tenacity of a tumbleweed. The pages are soft and slightly dog-eared, as if they’ve been sharing a secret over a campfire. Take a chance on this literary relic and allow it to add its quirkiness to your bookshelf. So, if you fancy a journey through the misadventures of the miscreants who shaped the West with their unruly antics, "Badmen of the West" is your ticket to ride. It invites you to laugh, cringe, and maybe even raise an eyebrow at the absurdity of it all. Rediscover a time when the line between good and bad was as blurry as a half-drunk whiskey and revel in the irony of a world that doesn’t seem too far removed from our own. Pick up your own copy today, sold with pride by Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story—and often, a punchline. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2676/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/badmen-of-the-west-feb-2025.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ridge Press 9780600313533 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2675 The Mobs and the Mafia by Hank Messick and Burt Goldblatt Welcome to a world where the underbelly of society is not simply a place to avoid but a community to learn from, or at the very least, a narrative to chuckle over. "The Mobs and the Mafia," penned by the dynamic duo of Hank Messick and Burt Goldblatt, is a delightful romp through the murky waters of organized crime, as if the authors decided a little light-hearted banter was in order with every pistol-whipped tale. Published in 1972 by Spring Books, this tome promises a treasure trove of facts, anecdotes, and musings about the charmingly nefarious life of mobsters, whose antics could make for a fine episode of a sitcom—if only the laugh track weren’t drowned out by the sounds of a scuffle in a dimly lit alley. In this thoroughly used and delightfully dog-eared relic, you may find yourself wondering if Messick and Goldblatt were perhaps on some sort of mission to provide a comical analysis of criminal operations, as they juxtaposed the serious business of extorting cash with the ludicrous realities of mobsters’ lives. Imagine them nestled in a smoky backroom somewhere, surrounded by cigar smoke and robust cups of coffee, deliberating over whether to include a recipe for spaghetti in between chapters on racketeering. In their world, the line between danger and absurdity is as blurred as the ink on the page. If you’ve ever wished to understand the Mafia’s inner workings without actually getting tangled in their web of intrigue (or worse, their dubious contracts), this book seems to cater to you. After all, who needs to read dry academic texts when you could absorb the insights of these two writers while sipping tea and wondering if it’s too late to change your life path? Spoiler: it probably is. Curiously, the book doesn’t shy away from the oddities of mob life, offering a collection of tidbits that might make you question your own suburban existence. Prepare yourself for a cavalcade of characters who could send any respectable novelist into fits of envy—each page filled with stories that could provide a social commentary or an unintentional comedy sketch. Some key highlights include: The peculiar etiquette of mob meetings—spoiler alert: mustache twirling is encouraged. A crash course on how to order a proper espresso under duress. Sneaky ways to avoid police while wearing a fedora (fashion tips included). Surprising insights into mobster hobbies, from stamp collecting to extreme couponing. Unsolicited advice on how to win friends and influence people through intimidation. As you flip through the pages of "The Mobs and the Mafia," you may find yourself marveling at the audacity of the writers, who clearly had an eye for the ridiculous even in the most perilous situations. Each chapter unfolds like a new episode of a sitcom that never made it to air—imagine a show with a laugh track that fades into an awkward silence the moment a character pulls out a loaded revolver for emphasis. Condition: This book is proudly used, exhibiting a variety of charming quirks that only a second-hand copy can possess. Expect to discover a collection of coffee stains, dog-eared pages, and perhaps even a few marginalia notes that seem to suggest the previous reader had a lot of opinions about mob fashion trends. The spine is slightly cracked, which may or may not signify the book’s resilience in the face of raucous discussions about the best methods of laundering money—though it’s more likely an indication that it has been cherished, read, and shared amongst the more audacious bibliophiles. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that straddles the fine line between an informative guide and a comic relief, and if you have the audacity to explore the seedier sides of life without committing any crimes, then look no further. "The Mobs and the Mafia" might just be the perfect addition to your collection of Crappy Old Books—where the questionable history is as rich as the coffee stains on the pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2675/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mobs-and-the-mafia-feb-2025.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Spring Books 9780600361541 GB Standard 4.80 GBP COB-2674 Navy Battle Stations by Roger Jewett In the hallowed halls of 1980s literary exploration, where the likes of Roger Jewett boldly sailed the uncharted waters of naval warfare, we find ourselves face-to-face with a tome that promises to unravel the mysteries of military might while simultaneously leaving the reader to ponder why they may have purchased it in the first place. "Navy Battle Stations," published by Signett in that spectacularly optimistic year of 1988, is a fascinating blend of historical insight and the inexplicable charm of retro naval terminology that only a true connoisseur of second-hand literature could appreciate. Imagine a universe where the mere mention of the word "battleship" evokes both awe and confusion, as if you’ve accidentally stumbled upon a conversation between a historian and a particularly enthusiastic sea captain. This book is the literary equivalent of that moment, serving as both a manual and a personal journey through the tumultuous waves of naval strategy, right alongside the occasional baffling anecdote or two that makes you question your life choices. Picture Roger Jewett, a man with a penchant for pens and an unquenchable thirst for the salty sea breeze, crafting a narrative that could make even the most devoted landlubber reconsider their stance on maritime conflict. Filled with diagrams that likely have more ink blots than actual clarity, and photographs that could easily double as the next avant-garde art installation, "Navy Battle Stations" navigates through a plethora of topics, including but not limited to: the significance of a well-placed cannonball, the efficacy of various naval formations, and the intriguing debates surrounding the merits of rum rations versus tea. One can only speculate that Jewett’s inspiration came from late-night sea shanty sing-alongs mixed with a dash of enthusiasm for all things related to big boats. Despite its intentions, the book occasionally wanders into the murky waters of confusion, where readers might find themselves questioning whether they’re digesting historical facts or simply enduring a fever dream of naval clichés. Yet, therein lies its charm—a peculiar and delightful contrast to the often dry scholarly texts that dominate the genre. Jewett’s unique approach to the subject matter could be likened to a flamboyant fisherman trying to reel in a particularly stubborn marlin, all while regaling the audience with tales of yore. In an era where men were men and ships were wooden, it’s hard not to feel a sense of nostalgia for a time when battles were fought with an understanding that life was but a game of chess on the high seas. Jewett manages to encapsulate this nostalgia while simultaneously reminding readers that even the bravest of sailors must have had their moments of existential dread, particularly when confronted with the prospect of a particularly karaoke-heavy night aboard ship. Fascinating insights into naval warfare that may or may not have been inspired by actual events. A collection of diagrams that could use a navigational chart themselves. Stories that range from the epic to the utterly perplexing. A chance to ponder the importance of rum in naval strategy. Engaging prose that might just lead you down a rabbit hole of nautical trivia. Condition: This particular copy has seen its fair share of waves, adorned with the kind of wear and tear that suggests it’s been passed between many a curious, albeit bemused, sailor. Pages may be dog-eared, the spine subtly cracked, and the cover—a somewhat faded testament to its adventures—boasts more character than a naval captain on shore leave. It is a perfect representation of what one might expect from a second-hand book, one that has clearly been loved, debated over, and perhaps even spilled upon by a regrettable cup of tea. So, if you’re yearning for a literary voyage that promises to be as unpredictable as the weather at sea, “Navy Battle Stations” awaits you at Crappy Old Books. Grab your compass, hold onto your hats, and brace yourself for a reading experience that navigates the fine line between informative and utterly bizarre. Who knows? It might just inspire you to finally take that ill-fated cruise you’ve been contemplating or, at the very least, enhance your conversations at dinner parties. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2674/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Navy-Battle-Stations-feb-2025.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signett no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2673 Desert War by Mike Moore In the illustrious year of 1991, when mullets were still fashionable and people believed that shoulder pads could fix anything, Mike Moore graced the literary landscape with his audacious and utterly riveting work, "Desert War." This book, published by the ever-reliable Penguin (who, despite the name, are not actually found waddling in the desert), is guaranteed to be a kaleidoscope of chaos and camaraderie, as it attempts to navigate the dry, sun-bleached terrain of military conflict with the same finesse one might display while flipping a pancake. But, dear reader, do not be misled; this is not just a book about warfare; it is a jigsaw puzzle crafted from a rather uninspired collection of sand and angst. Prepare yourself for a literary escapade that likely involves elements of confusion akin to deciphering a map drawn by an intoxicated cartographer. The title alone conjures images of gritty soldiers bravely trudging through the unforgiving sands of a desert, possibly while debating the merits of instant coffee versus the traditional brew. Will our intrepid heroes find victory? Or will they simply become increasingly parched while pondering the existence of sand in their shoes? Who knows! Moore’s approach to storytelling could be best described as a perplexing blend of post-it notes plastered onto an old military manual, with the occasional biscuit recipe tossed in for good measure. If you think you’re gearing up for a traditional war narrative filled with heroism and noble sacrifices, think again! Here, you might find a hodgepodge of military jargon that could rival the confusion of assembling flat-pack furniture without instructions. Expect to encounter characters who may or may not be caricatures of the actual historical figures, muddled by Moore’s unique style of storytelling, which we might generously call “stream of consciousness, if the stream were mostly sand.” As you flip through the pages of this literary rollercoaster, keep an eye out for the following memorable elements that are bound to leave you scratching your head: Unexpected levity amidst the chaos, like a soldier in a tutu. Descriptive language that may or may not require a thesaurus to comprehend. Footnotes that could double as existential musings. Endless banter about military rations, which might just make you reconsider ever eating a tin of beans again. More plot twists than a pretzel factory. Condition: Used, which is to say, this book has lived a full life of its own, possibly having been read under questionable circumstances—such as during a covert operation to avoid boredom or while waiting indefinitely for a bus in the middle of nowhere. The pages may exhibit signs of wear, which could include dog-eared corners, mysterious stains resembling a cocktail of coffee and regret, and the occasional ink smudge that appears to be an unintentional homage to creative expression. The cover might be slightly battered, giving it the charm of a seasoned veteran who has seen things, but you’ll find it commendably intact, serving as an enigmatic window into the mind of Mike Moore. In the end, "Desert War" serves as a reminder that storytelling can sometimes resemble a desert—arid, expansive, and occasionally bewildering. If you’re looking for a read that raises more questions than answers, or perhaps just want to experience a slice of the bizarre from the early ’90s, then look no further! This book may not be the battlefield epic you imagined, but at least it’s here, waiting for an unsuspecting reader to take it off the shelf. It’s being sold by Crappy Old Books, where literature meets nostalgia and questionable choices are always celebrated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2673/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/desert-war-feb-2025.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140165135 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2671 The Wild Bunch by Pearl Baker Ah, "The Wild Bunch" by Pearl Baker, a title that stirs the imagination and perhaps evokes visions of raucous escapades, spirited shenanigans, and a band of misfits who defy all norms. Published in 1971 by the illustrious Abelard-Schuman, this literary offering might lead you to believe you are about to embark on a rollicking adventure filled with cowboys, outlaws, or at least a feral group of urban rebels. However, prepare for a twist; the wild bunch in question could just as easily be a group of librarians on their lunch break. In a decade when bell-bottoms were widely accepted and polyester was the fabric of choice, Pearl Baker had the audacity to capture the essence of a time when societal norms were being challenged at every corner. The cover, a dazzling explosion of psychedelic colors that can only be described as “artistic chaos,” beckons you to uncover the hidden meaning behind the wildness. But alas, one must ask: are we truly prepared for the revelations lurking within the pages, or will we simply be left with more questions than answers? Set against the backdrop of a world on the brink of liberation, this book walks a precarious line between insightful commentary and sheer bewilderment. Is it a satire? A manifesto? A slightly out-of-date self-help book? Or perhaps it’s merely the author’s grocery list? You’ll have to pick it up to discover which genre it fails to conform to, but rest assured, whatever you find will likely leave you scratching your head. Condition: Used. This volume has been through the proverbial wringer, sporting a few dog-eared pages and the kind of creases that suggest a history of passionate yet baffled readings. Marginalia may or may not include the musings of a previous owner who clearly had their own wild ideas, as evidenced by their scrawled notes in the margins. The spine is cracked, as if it too has questioned its place in the universe and given up, while the slightly yellowed pages may evoke the scent of nostalgia—or perhaps that was just the last reader’s questionable lunch. As you navigate through Baker’s erratic prose, you may find yourself wondering what on earth the “wild bunch” represents. Is it the rebels of the ’70s who dared to be different, or could it be the ill-advised friends who thought skinny-dipping was a good idea in November? Or perhaps it mirrors that awkward group of people at your last family reunion who insist on discussing conspiracy theories over cold potato salad? This book also prompts deep existential questions that might have you pondering life’s absurdity late into the night. You may find yourself chuckling at the irony of it all, as you consider the following intriguing possibilities: A wild bunch filled with tame ambitions. Characters that redefine what it means to be “wild” in the safest of settings—like a knitting circle. A plot twist that’s less about drama and more about who gets to pick the next book for book club. Philosophical debates on the correct way to brew tea. Unexpected cameos from cats who hold the secrets of the universe. So, if you’re in the market for a book that combines the absurdity of life with the nostalgic charm of yesteryears, look no further than "The Wild Bunch." You may find, nestled between the covers, a quirky reflection of society that leaves you both entertained and utterly perplexed. After all, isn’t that what second-hand books are all about? Pick this one up today from Crappy Old Books and prepare for an experience you’re unlikely to forget—or fully understand. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2671/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wild-bunch-feb-2025.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abelard-Scguman 9780200717823 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2670 Good Times Bad Times by Harold Evans Good Times, Bad Times by Harold Evans is an autobiographical account of his life, weaving together personal anecdotes, reflections on his career in journalism, and insights into the shifting landscape of the media industry. Harold Evans, a respected British-American journalist and editor, chronicles his experiences, particularly focusing on his time as the editor of The Sunday Times and his various other media endeavors. The book delves into the highs and lows of Evans’ professional life, recounting his successes in investigative journalism, the challenges of running a major publication, and his battles against corporate interference in the media. He also reflects on the changing role of journalism in society, particularly the increasing dominance of sensationalism and corporate agendas. Through these stories, Evans shares his views on the importance of journalistic integrity, the relationship between power and the press, and the responsibility of journalists to serve the public interest. Overall, Good Times, Bad Times serves as both a memoir and a thoughtful critique of the media industry, offering a behind-the-scenes look at one of the most influential figures in modern journalism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2670/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/good-times-bad-times-feb-2025.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297782957 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2669 Last Man Down by Richard Pitch Picciotto Ever gazed at a title like "Last Man Down" and thought, "This sounds like a riot!"? Well, you must possess a unique sense of humour, because Richard Pitch Picciotto’s 2002 opus, published by Orion, could very well be the darkest form of comedy since the invention of the whoopee cushion. This riveting account, though packaged as a memoir, dares you to chuckle as you sit on the edge of your seat, your heart racing faster than a squirrel on espresso. In the vein of "How to Be the Last One Standing in a Game of Extreme Musical Chairs," Picciotto takes us through a labyrinthine journey of survival and human resilience. You might find it hard to believe that this tale, ripe with heart-stopping moments, also carries a subtle satire on the absurdity of modern-day heroism. Witnessing one man’s battle against the odds feels less like a rallying cry for the brave and more like a slapstick routine at a funeral. Who said heroics can’t be both deadly serious and amusingly ironic? As you flip through the pages, prepare yourself for the dizzying juxtaposition of nail-biting suspense and introspective musings on the nature of bravery. Would you find yourself in a similar bind as Picciotto? Let’s face it; unless your hobbies include rescuing cats from trees or training for marathon cheese-rolling competitions, you’re better off reading about his escapades than attempting your own. It’s safer, not to mention less likely to land you in a police report. The book’s cover art hints at the drama within: muted tones and an imposing figure that could just as easily be a firefighter or the guy who forgot to unplug the toaster. This visual ambiguity might even lead you to ponder the true meaning of the title. Is it about being the last man standing, or merely the last one to order a coffee before the apocalypse? Either way, Picciotto’s engaging prose ensures that you’ll be laughing with (or at) him throughout this rollercoaster of a story. A gripping narrative that might just make you reconsider your career choices. Humour that strikes like a lightning bolt in a rainstorm. Reflections on the absurdity of heroism that will have you questioning your own life decisions. Dynamic and entertaining prose that often feels like a dance-off with fate. A reminder that sometimes, the last man down is simply the one who tripped over his own shoelaces. Condition: This copy is used, which means it may contain all the charming quirks of a book that has lived its best life—perhaps a few dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain lovingly placed by a previous owner who clearly didn’t appreciate the fine art of coasters, and a distinctive smell reminiscent of a long-lost library or the attic of your favourite eccentric aunt. It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a relic, and possibly your new best friend. So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of quirky tales or simply want to experience the wild ride that is "Last Man Down," look no further. This literary adventure awaits you at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate every dog-eared page and quirky narrative twist as if they were rare treasures. Adventure, irony, and the occasional chuckle await—grab it before someone else does! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2669/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/last-man-down-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orion 9780752852621 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2666 The Diray of Anne Franks by Anne Franks In the eclectic pantheon of literary misadventures, "The Diray of Anne Franks" struts in like an overzealous theatre enthusiast, mistaking a cramped attic for the West End stage. Published in 1971 by the ever-so-daring Pan Books, this tome offers a peculiar twist on the diary format, featuring our heroine, Anne Franks—not to be confused with her more illustrious counterpart from the infamous WWII diary. One can only assume that the author, a whimsical spirit lost in the swirling cosmos of creativity, found herself with a typewriter, a cup of lukewarm tea, and an irrepressible desire to explore the mundane intricacies of her daily existence. What mischief, pray tell, might Anne have concocted in the entangled web of her life’s minutiae? This book, both a tribute and an accidental parody, invites you to witness a playful dance of words. You might find Anne pondering the existential weight of choosing a flavour of ice cream or contemplating the philosophical ramifications of sock mismatches. It’s a delightful romp through the ordinary, where you can expect to encounter footnotes that lead to nowhere and a stream of consciousness that flows like a wobbly toddler on roller skates. One must marvel at how the author navigated the delicate balance between the profound and the patently absurd, leaving readers questioning whether they’re reading a diary or a postmodern art installation. With its warm hues of nostalgia and mischief, "The Diray of Anne Franks" offers an unparalleled glimpse into the ordinary life of a girl who may or may not have had a penchant for inadvertently creating alternate universes with her musings. The text begs to be savoured, like a fine cheese that’s been left out in the sun a tad too long. Expect the unexpected as Anne recounts what can only be described as a riveting saga of cat-sitting adventures, the existential torment of laundry days, and a thrilling episode with a particularly cantankerous garden gnome. In a world rife with self-appointed literary critics, this book stands as a beacon of irony, a delightful reminder that every life, whether lived in a secret annex or not, is filled with its own noteworthy moments. So why not join Anne as she navigates the dizzying heights of boredom and hilarity? You may just find your own heart swelling with joy as you delve into her trials, tribulations, and triumphs—or the lack thereof. Condition: You’re in for a treat, dear reader! This second-hand treasure has all the charm of a well-loved novelty. Its pages bear the gentle fingerprints of time, with occasional coffee stains that whisper tales of late-night readings. There’s a slight crease on the cover that adds character, hinting at the passionate debates this book has sparked over cups of tea. A smattering of marginalia—perhaps from a fellow curious soul—invites you to ponder their thoughts as you flip through the pages. As you embark on this whimsical journey through Anne’s life, be forewarned: you might find yourself laughing at the absurdities of life but also reflecting on the deeper meanings hidden beneath layers of irony and wit. The book offers a curious metaphor for life itself—a chaotic mess that can often lead to unexpected joy and laughter, even in the direst of circumstances. So if you’re in search of a literary experience that straddles the line between delightful absurdity and earnest whimsy, "The Diray of Anne Franks" from Crappy Old Books is surely the oddball companion you never knew you needed. Grab a cup of tea, settle into your coziest reading nook, and prepare for a journey through the curious corridors of Anne’s mind. There’s no telling where her delightful ruminations may lead you—just remember to fasten your seatbelt; this is one ride you won’t want to miss. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2666/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-diary-of-anne-frank-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330107372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2665 The Miners Strike by Martin Adeney and John Lloyd In a world where the only thing more volatile than climate change is a miner’s pickaxe, "The Miners Strike" by Martin Adeney and John Lloyd emerges from the dusty vaults of 1986 like a stubborn coal seam refusing to be extracted. Nestled snugly within the covers of this tome, one can expect an array of perspectives on the tumultuous events that rocked the UK, causing more stir than a cup of Yorkshire tea left unattended on a windy day. If you thought history was dull, prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the gritty underbelly of industrial unrest, where the stakes are higher than your Aunt Edna’s Christmas pudding. Imagine, if you will, a time when the air was thick with more than just the scent of coal and controversy. The book invites you to don your imaginary hard hat and join the ranks of miners, union leaders, and those suspiciously well-dressed politicians, all battling it out in a dramatic face-off that would make even Shakespeare reconsider his career path. Through a mix of interviews, political analyses, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Adeney and Lloyd strive to unearth the intricacies of a strike that was less about picketing and more about people—who knew? What’s truly delightful about this book is its dual nature: part history lesson, part cautionary tale, and all parts entertaining. Like a 1980s power ballad, it weaves the personal with the political in a way that keeps you humming along, all while questioning whether your favourite pub quiz trivia is indeed the most valuable currency in today’s economy. The authors, armed with an arsenal of facts and a penchant for irony, manage to make even the most mundane aspects of the miners’ struggles feel like a riveting episode of a soap opera—complete with cliffhangers and dramatic declarations. Readers will find themselves pondering essential questions of solidarity, economics, and perhaps more importantly, the value of a good Cornish pasty. Will the miners unite to fight the good fight, or will they simply squabble over who gets the last sausage roll in the break room? It’s a riveting exploration of camaraderie and conflict, served with a side of British wit and sarcasm that could only follow a long history of railway delays and drizzle. As you turn the pages, expect to encounter a host of characters that range from the deeply earnest to the unabashedly comical. You might even meet a union leader who makes you feel as if you’ve just answered a riddle from the Sphinx, or a miner who’s far more interested in discussing the merits of his vintage vinyl collection than the intricacies of labor laws. It’s a testament to the fact that even in the depths of strife, British humor shines through like a beacon of hope—or at least like a flickering fluorescent light in an underground tunnel. Condition: This used copy of "The Miners Strike" is not just second-hand; it’s been lovingly thumbed through like a cherished childhood toy that’s seen better days. Expect a few creases, the occasional coffee ring (which is, of course, a badge of honour), and perhaps the faint aroma of a fish and chips dinner long past. Nevertheless, the words remain intact, ready to engage your mind, challenge your viewpoints, and perhaps, just perhaps, inspire a bit of nostalgia for the days when the world felt a little less digital and a little more tangible. So gather your friends, prepare your best quips about the state of the nation, and plunge into this delightful discourse on the miners’ strike. You may not come out with a complete understanding of the socio-economic ramifications, but you will certainly have a few anecdotes to share over a pint at the local. Don’t forget to snag a copy from Crappy Old Books, where you can indulge in the joys of literary treasures that the world has long forgotten, or perhaps never quite appreciated in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2665/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-miners-strike-feb-2025.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge & Kegan Paul 9780710206947 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2664 LA Connections by Jackie Collins In the glitzy, glamorous world of Jackie Collins, where the sun shines just a little too brightly and every conversation is punctuated by the unmistakable sound of champagne corks popping, comes "LA Connections." This dazzling exposé of the ‘90s Los Angeles scene is a veritable smorgasbord of over-the-top drama, clandestine affairs, and enough rhinestones to blind a goat. Dive headfirst into a world where even the traffic jams are red-carpet worthy and the gossip flows thicker than the smog hovering over Mulholland Drive. Set against a backdrop of palm trees and celebrity meltdowns, "LA Connections" offers a unique lens on that magical place where dreams are made—if only they come with a side of scandal and a dash of betrayal. Jackie Collins, the queen of sizzle and intrigue, invites you to explore a landscape where loyalty is as fleeting as a Hollywood summer romance and friendships are often just business arrangements adorned with a faux sincerity that would make even the most ardent cynic raise an eyebrow. Imagine a narrative so entwined with its era that it practically shouts, “I’m a product of the late ’90s!” The characters glide through life in designer clothes and ridiculously large sunglasses, engaging in melodramatic exchanges that would make a soap opera seem understated. But fear not, dear reader, for amidst the chaos, you might just find a hint of a heartfelt connection—or at least a fleeting selfie moment. No one said being fabulous came without its challenges. In this literary creation, expect to meet an eccentric cast including: A washed-up starlet who believes her best days are just a facelift away. A power broker whose charm is rivaled only by his penchant for betrayal. A struggling screenwriter who has more ideas than talent—but that’s Hollywood, darling! A mysterious stranger whose entrance is as dramatic as a slow-motion scene in a rom-com. A pet poodle with more Instagram followers than you could ever dream of. Each page bursts with the kind of juicy tidbits that could make even the most mundane brunch feel like a scandalous affair. Yet, amid the excess, Collins peppers the text with moments that reflect the bittersweet nature of ambition, desire, and the occasional existential crisis that lurks behind the glimmering facade of the entertainment industry. If you’re looking for a book that combines the glamour of a Hollywood blockbuster with the depth of a kiddie pool, look no further. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it may bear the scuffs and dings of a life well-lived. Expect some well-loved creases, perhaps a stray coffee stain that adds character, and the inevitable dog-eared page or two—after all, what’s a book without a few battle scars? It might not be pristine enough for the coffee table, but it’s certainly ready for the beach or that dusty shelf of your local second-hand store. So, if you’re in the mood for a literary escapade that’s as sophisticated as it is salacious, "LA Connections" promises to keep you entertained while you ponder the meaning of life, love, and whether or not that last avocado toast was worth the price. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today and prepare to be transported to a world where every connection counts, and every plot twist leaves you gasping for air—or at the very least, reaching for more popcorn. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2664/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/la-connections-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330372749 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2663 The World Is Full Of Divorced Men by Jackie Collins Welcome, dear reader, to the caffeinated chaos of the 1980s, where shoulder pads were larger than life, hair defied gravity, and Jackie Collins was the undisputed queen of scandalous storytelling. In her audacious tome, "The World Is Full Of Divorced Men," Collins pries open the Pandora’s box of post-marital male behavior with the precision of a surgeon wielding a glittery scalpel. Here, you’ll find a landscape littered with the remains of relationships gone wrong, where ex-husbands roam the earth like lost souls seeking the next great conquest or, at the very least, a decent pint of lager. But fear not! This isn’t simply a parade of sad sacks drowning their sorrows in cheap whiskey. Oh no! Collins has sprinkled her narrative with an array of characters that are as colorful as a neon sign outside a seedy motel. Picture suave executives still wearing their wedding rings – a bittersweet reminder of the love they lost in the quest for personal glory. Imagine the hapless romantics who are one bad decision away from a midlife crisis that involves either a sports car or a questionable tattoo of a butterfly on their bicep. In this world, the divorced man is not just a figure of pity, but a source of endless amusement and, let’s face it, drama. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter an all-star cast of separated gents who, despite their marital misfortunes, are on a quest for redemption, or at least a good laugh. Will they find love again? Will they ever learn not to post cringe-worthy status updates on social media? Or will their journey take a turn toward the utterly absurd? Collins expertly weaves together tales of heartbreak, hilarity, and questionable choices, leaving no stone unturned in her exploration of the fractured male psyche. In a world where self-help books abound, this literary concoction stands as a raucous counterpoint; it invites us to observe the follies of men who have traded in their wedding vows for an evening of karaoke and misguided enthusiasm. Each chapter is a window into the hilarity and horror of dating in a post-divorce landscape – a veritable buffet of bad decisions and even worse pick-up lines. For those curious about the particulars of this unapologetic romp, we present to you a few enticing morsels to whet your appetite: Unforgettable encounters at the local pub that redefine ‘bachelor party’. Awkward reunions with ex-wives, complete with cringe-worthy small talk. Fashion faux pas that should have stayed buried in the ’80s. Life lessons learned from disastrous blind dates that may involve a pet iguana. Musings on the existential dread of online dating before it even existed. Condition: Used, and let’s just say that this book has seen more action than a soap opera star at a film festival. With dog-eared pages that whisper tales of late-night reading binges and perhaps a coffee stain or two to add character, it’s perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of a well-loved book. Its spine might not be perfectly straight, but who among us is? Embrace the imperfections, and you might just find a kindred spirit in these raucous pages. So, if you’re ready to embrace the humor and absurdity that comes with navigating the post-divorce jungle, look no further. "The World Is Full Of Divorced Men" is a delightful reminder that while life may not always go according to plan, at least there’s a very entertaining book to laugh along with. Snag this treasure from Crappy Old Books and join the ranks of readers who refuse to take life—or love—too seriously. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2663/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-world-is-full-of-divorced-men-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330284868 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2662 The Stud by Jackie Collins From the mind of Jackie Collins, the undisputed queen of scandal and intrigue, comes a literary masterpiece that could only be aptly titled *The Stud*. This 1984 classic, published by Pan Books, encapsulates a time when shoulder pads were the height of fashion and the phrase “working girl” had an entirely different connotation than it does today. In the pages of this robust volume, readers are whisked away to a world where glamour meets grit, and every page turn is a potential invitation to a wild soirée. Picture a world where ambition is thicker than the scent of cheap cologne, and our protagonists are more driven by lust than the daily grind of nine-to-five drudgery. A veritable smorgasbord of amorous escapades awaits you, complete with decadent parties, questionable decisions, and, dare we say, a few regrettable haircuts. Collins is not merely a storyteller; she’s a purveyor of the outrageous, inviting you to immerse yourself in a realm where the rich are not just different from you and me—they are downright bizarre. Within these pages, you will encounter characters that could make even the most scandalous reality star blush. They are the sort who live every day as if the paparazzi are always lurking nearby, ready to capture that one regrettable moment when a faux pas is committed—be it a broken heart or a broken heel. The dialogue crackles with a certain frenetic energy, crackling like the static of a vintage television set just before your favourite soap opera begins. It’s a glorious cacophony of witty repartees, sultry invitations, and the occasional existential crisis, all wrapped up in a satin bow of unrepentant excess. As you delve deeper into this literary escapade, you may find yourself pondering the true meaning of the title *The Stud*. Is it a reference to a dashing male protagonist with a penchant for heartbreak, or perhaps an exploration into the myriad ways people measure their worth in societal terms? Or maybe it’s just a cheeky wink at the reader, inviting you to unlock the secrets of the somewhat dubious lifestyle choices on offer within. Who can say? Collins leaves no stone unturned when leading you through this gaudy labyrinth of desire and ambition. But let’s not forget the backdrop against which this frenzy unfolds. The 1980s, a decade known for its juxtaposition of power suits and disco balls, where the line between “success” and “excess” was often blurred. *The Stud* serves as both a celebration and a cautionary tale for those daring enough to tread the waters of privilege and passion. If you’ve ever gazed longingly at a glittery cocktail and thought, “What would it take to be that glamorous?”, then consider this book a soulful offering of both encouragement and hesitation. Condition: Used, because let’s be honest, what’s a little wear and tear in the grand scheme of life’s adventures? This copy of *The Stud* carries the marks of previous readers who undoubtedly savoured the juicy details and scandalous plot twists. Its spine may bear the creases of enthusiasm, but isn’t that the mark of a well-loved book? We believe that each dog-eared page tells a story of its own—perhaps of a daring late-night read or a cousin’s ill-timed book club meeting. After all, who wouldn’t want to discuss the intricacies of love and lust over a cup of tea? So, if you’re in the market for a guilty pleasure that offers both titillation and a smattering of social commentary, look no further than *The Stud*. This book is perfect for those languishing in the mundane who need a cheeky escape or for anyone who has ever wanted to see the world through the extravagantly tinted glasses of Jackie Collins. And don’t forget—this treasure was lovingly (or perhaps cynically) curated by Crappy Old Books, the fine establishment that brings you second-hand literary delights with a side of irony. In a world filled with self-help guides and literary pretensions, *The Stud* stands as a bold reminder that sometimes, the best way to understand life is not through lofty philosophies, but through the pages of indulgent narratives that make us laugh, cry, and shake our heads in disbelief. So grab your copy, settle in with a cup of something delightful, and prepare to be entertained like it’s the 1980s all over again. You just might find yourself longing for a time when scandal was best served with a twist of lime. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2662/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-stud-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330284844 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2661 Hollywood Husbands by Jackie Collins In a world where the glitz of Hollywood meets the grit of questionable morals, Jackie Collins unleashes her 1987 masterpiece, "Hollywood Husbands." This novel is a veritable treasure trove of over-the-top antics, complete with enough salacious scandals to make even the most seasoned tabloid journalist blush. Imagine a whirlwind of fame, fortune, and a dash of male ego so inflated it could float to the moon—and beyond. A charmingly chaotic romp through the lives of Hollywood’s elite, this book promises to dazzle, bemuse, and occasionally make you wonder what on earth you just read. At the heart of this captivating narrative lies a collection of husbands who are all too eager to navigate the treacherous waters of fame while juggling dubious morals, questionable lifestyles, and, of course, a parade of glamorous (and sometimes scandalous) women. You’ll find yourself pondering the eternal question: how much glitter can one marriage withstand? The plot is a dizzying escapade filled with love, betrayal, and more drama than an Oscar acceptance speech gone wrong. As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter an array of characters so exaggerated they could practically walk off the page and star in their own soap opera. Perhaps there’s a washed-up actor reminiscing about his glory days while drowning his sorrows in overpriced champagne, or a cunning producer who believes that relationships are just another means to an end—the end, of course, being a box office hit. Every twist and turn in "Hollywood Husbands" is guaranteed to spark laughter, snickers, and the occasional eye-roll at the sheer audacity of it all. But let’s not forget the glittering backdrop of the Hollywood Hills, where the sun shines a little too brightly, and the scandals are hotter than a summer’s day. Collins weaves a tapestry of intrigue that might just make you rethink your own life choices. After all, who wouldn’t want to swap lives with a character who can afford a red carpet entrance, even if they are having a meltdown over their latest flop? And what of the overarching theme of loyalty versus betrayal? Ah yes, it abounds! In a town where trust is as rare as a well-written script, our husbands must navigate a minefield of temptations, all while trying to maintain their public personas. The juxtaposition of their glamorous lives against their less-than-ideal realities makes for a deliciously ironic read. It’s a bit like watching a reality show while simultaneously judging the contestants—fascinating and somewhat revolting all at once. Condition: Used, and with a certain character that only time can give. Expect creases, perhaps the odd coffee stain (or is that a splash of drama?), and a spine that has seen more action than some of the characters within. This book has been around the block a few times, much like its illustrious subjects, and is ready to find a new home where its secrets can be discovered all over again. So, whether you’re curled up on your sofa with a cup of tea, or pretending to be glamorous while in your pajamas, "Hollywood Husbands" is the perfect companion for anyone seeking a taste of the extravagant life—without the pricey front-row seats. Just remember, dear reader, this isn’t just a book; it’s a satirical lens on the absurdity of fame and fortune, brought to you by the one and only Jackie Collins. Be sure to grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, where the stories may be second-hand, but the enjoyment is first-rate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2661/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hollywood-husbands-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330297226 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2660 Confessions of a Wild Child by Jackie Collins In the sprawling landscape of literary revelation, where the sun rises on the glittering shores of excess and vanity, emerges "Confessions of a Wild Child" by the ever-unapologetic Jackie Collins. Published in the not-so-distant year of 2014 by the illustrious Simon & Schuster, this tome promises a wild ride through a world of glamour, scandal, and all the chaos that comes with being fabulously wealthy and hopelessly lost. But don’t be deceived by the glitzy title; this isn’t just a stroll down the red carpet but more like a tumble through a glitter-laden dumpster. Imagine, if you will, the life of a wild child—a term that conjures images of free spirits frolicking among daisies, perhaps in a meadow filled with unicorns and rainbows. Alas, that’s not quite the case here. Instead, we are thrust into a whirlwind of designer handbags, high-stakes romances, and more self-indulgence than a cat in a creamery. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you mix a cocktail of privilege with a splash of rebellion and a twist of melodrama, this book is your answer. Spoiler alert: it’s not pretty. But then again, who wouldn’t want to peep through the keyhole of someone else’s chaotic lifestyle? Our protagonist—who could only be described as a walking, talking cliché of the wealthy elite—navigates a world where morality is as flexible as one’s waistline after a summer of fine dining. With a penchant for bad decisions and an endless supply of credit cards, she takes us along on her escapades that are as absurd as they are entertaining. You may find yourself screaming “no!” at the pages, wishing you’d intervened before she made yet another regrettable choice. But fear not, dear reader! Your virtual shouting will remain unheard, and you will be left to witness the unfolding absurdity from the safety of your armchair. Jackie Collins, the queen of scandalous storytelling, serves up a heaping dish of drama that will keep you turning pages with a mix of horror and delight. It’s as if she’s handed you a front-row seat to the world’s most extravagant soap opera, where the characters are larger than life and the plot twists are as expected as a bad hair day after a rainstorm. Expect over-the-top antics, steamy escapades, and a touch of misplaced morality as you delve into the shocking confessions of a child who never quite learned the meaning of consequences. But what makes this read particularly compelling is not just the wild antics but also the peculiar undercurrent of irony that runs through it. Here lies a novel that both revels in and critiques the very excess it depicts. It holds a mirror up to the absurdity of fame and fortune, all while maintaining a knowing wink that suggests Jackie may just be in on the joke herself. As you read, you might find yourself wondering who the real wild child is: the characters in the book or the author spinning their tales with glee. Condition: Used. This copy may have seen a few wild nights itself, complete with dog-eared pages and possibly some coffee stains from a particularly raucous reading session. The spine exhibits signs of a life well-lived, and the cover may remind you of that one friend who always shows up to parties looking just a tad worse for wear yet somehow pulls it off with undeniable charm. But fear not; the words inside are still as vibrant and scandalous as ever, ready to whisk you away to a world where the drinks are always cold, and the secrets are always hot. So, whether you’re a collector of literary curiosities, a fan of the lavish and lurid, or simply someone who enjoys a good laugh at the expense of the fabulously flawed, "Confessions of a Wild Child" is a must-have for your bookshelf. Just remember to pick it up from Crappy Old Books, where even the most questionable of titles can find a loving home—right next to your dusty collection of self-help books you swear you’ll get to one day. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2660/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/confessions-of-a-wild-child-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon & Schuster 9781471127243 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2659 Drop Dead Beautiful by Jackie Collins Ah, "Drop Dead Beautiful," the literary equivalent of a neon sign buzzing in a dimly lit alleyway. Written by the fabulous Jackie Collins, this 2008 affair is not merely a novel; it’s a veritable tour de force of glamour, intrigue, and the kind of melodrama that could make your Aunt Mabel’s Christmas dinner seem positively pedestrian. The publisher, Pocket Books, undoubtedly had high hopes of turning this book into a literary landmark, perhaps even a shrine for those who consider themselves connoisseurs of the over-the-top. So, gather ‘round, dear readers, as we embark on a journey through the glitzy underbelly of Los Angeles—undoubtedly with sunglasses on and a cocktail in hand. What lies within these pages? One can only imagine—collagen-infused characters strutting across a stage of sequins and sins, each more outrageous than the last. Will our protagonists engage in scandalous rendezvous that could make the tabloids blush? Or will they spend their days plotting revenge while sipping overpriced lattes? Whatever the case, if you’re seeking a narrative as intricate as a high-fashion runway, you may want to keep your expectations pinned to the floor like a model at London Fashion Week. Readers of this delightfully absurd tome can expect to encounter a smorgasbord of the flamboyant and the fabulous. It’s a book where wealth isn’t just a theme; it’s a character in its own right, strutting down the pages with all the finesse of a catwalk diva. You may even find yourself pondering the important questions, such as: "What would happen if a designer handbag became sentient?" or "How many lives do you need to ruin to finally achieve the goal of being ’Drop Dead Beautiful’?" The title itself is rich with potential for irony, as it begs the question: who exactly is beautiful enough to drop dead over? Will you find yourself gasping and clutching your pearls with every outrageous twist? Or will the dramatic misadventures serve merely as fuel for your inner sarcasm? Fear not, for this book is likely to provide ample fodder for both reactions. One can only hope that between the outrageous plot points and glamorous settings lies a nugget of wisdom, though such treasures are generally more elusive than a Hollywood starlet on a Tuesday afternoon. As you navigate through the opulent world Collins has created, you’ll find yourself in a whirlwind of extravagant parties and heart-stopping betrayals, all while wondering how on earth one author managed to squeeze all this drama into a single volume. Will it inspire you—or simply leave you questioning your life choices while inspecting your own decidedly un-fabulous existence? Just remember, in the realm of Jackie Collins, even the most mundane moments can be turned into spectacularly cringe-worthy escapades. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. This book carries the kind of wear and tear that hints at its storied past—perhaps it was once a beloved companion on a beach holiday, or maybe it endured a few too many spilled cocktails during a reading session gone awry. Its spine may be slightly cracked, and the cover will likely have the kind of scuff marks that tell tales of clandestine readings in dimly lit corners, but rest assured it still possesses the vibrancy of a thousand oversaturated Instagram posts. In summary, "Drop Dead Beautiful" offers an escape into a world defined by excess, camaraderie, and perhaps just a dash of moral bankruptcy. It’s an open invitation for those who appreciate the absurdity of life with a side of flamboyance. So, if you’re ready to get tangled in a web of high-stakes drama and fashion faux pas, make sure to grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door—or at least between the pages, where they belong. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2659/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drop-dead-beautiful-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9781847393159 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2650 American Star by Danielle Steel In an era when the world was teetering on the precipice of grunge and the rise of the home computer, Danielle Steel emerged again like a phoenix from the pastel ashes of the 1990s, bringing us "American Star." A novel that seems to have been whisked into existence after a whirlwind romance with a bottle of bubbly and an overzealous thesaurus, this tome masterfully examines the collision of glamour and despair, as only Steel could do while holding a perfectly manicured nail polish brush. Picture it: steely ambition meets sheer star power in a world where every ambition is just a well-placed hair extension away from becoming reality. Steel invites readers to gallivant alongside her characters as they parade through the glittering landscapes of Hollywood, unveiling the hidden angst that lies beneath a veneer of sequins and shallow smiles. One can only wonder if anyone in the novel ever stops to ponder life beyond the red carpet, or if they simply retreat to their organic kale smoothies, mumbling about the virtues of self-care. The book introduces us to an eclectic cast, each more glamorous than the last, caught in a maelstrom of love, betrayal, and, quite possibly, a poorly timed face-lift. You will likely encounter a leading lady who has a penchant for oversized sunglasses and an aura of tragedy that could rival a Shakespearean heroine—if only she could remember her lines. And then there’s the hero, a dashing figure who probably owns at least one leather jacket and has a complex relationship with his own reflection. In short, it’s a smorgasbord of melodrama, served with a side of angst and just a sprinkle of existential dread. Expect plenty of high-stakes glamour and the kind of emotional turmoil that could cause a lifetime subscription to therapy. Steel doesn’t shy away from the filmy underbelly of fame; it’s all sparkles and regret, with a dash of “What was I thinking?” And yet, as you flip through the pages, one might ponder whether this is a cautionary tale or a love letter to the life of a star—perhaps a cheeky nod to both, or maybe it’s just a ploy to sell more sequined evening gowns. Whatever it is, it’s impossible to resist the allure of a narrative that juggles both the heights of success and the depths of despair like a circus performer in a particularly dramatic act. What can one expect from the prose? Steel’s writing is like that of a well-schooled raconteur, with melodrama flowing as freely as the champagne at a post-Oscar party. Sentences dangle and twist, as if they too are seeking their moment in the limelight. You may even find yourself snickering at the sheer absurdity of it all—because who doesn’t enjoy a good ironic chuckle amidst the glitter and gloom? As you navigate through the plot twists—because, of course, a Steel novel demands at least a handful of unexpected turns—you might find that “American Star” is not simply a book but an experience. It’s a ticket to the heart of what it means to be both adored and utterly alone, all while clutching a martini that may or may not have been spiked with reality. A thrilling escapade, it capitalizes on the myth of fame while reminding us that, at the end of the day, we’re all just people who occasionally trip on our own mascara. Condition: This used copy has seen better days, likely passed through the hands of several bemused readers who couldn’t quite figure out the point but were nonetheless captivated by the shiny cover and the promise of glitz. Expect dog-eared pages, some light highlighting (or perhaps a curious doodle of a star), and a spine that has been cracked just enough to reveal the desperation of its former owners. It’s a well-loved specimen, ready to continue its journey with you. In the end, "American Star" serves as a poignant reminder that life, much like a Danielle Steel novel, can be a whirlwind of highs and lows, beautifully packaged in a cover that invites you to explore. Pick up this quirky second-hand find at Crappy Old Books and let the saga of stardom wash over you—a bit like a lukewarm bubble bath you didn’t know you needed, but now regret your lack of a rubber duck. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2650/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/american-star-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330331159 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2639 Hollywood Kids by Jackie Collins Ah, Hollywood Kids, the literary equivalent of a sparkling diamond ring found in a bargain bin. From the brilliant mind of Jackie Collins, who surely had a hotline directly to the city of glitz and glamour, this tome is a dazzling excursion into the lives of the rich, the famous, and the fabulously hedonistic offspring of Tinseltown. Published in 1995, during an era when VHS tapes were still king and the internet was just a twinkle in Al Gore’s eye, this book invites you to explore the sun-soaked, scandal-laden lives of those who were born with a silver spoon in one hand and a martini in the other. Imagine, if you will, a world where the phrase "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree" has a decidedly more glamorous, albeit chaotic, ring to it. Hollywood Kids promises a rollercoaster ride of excess, where the offspring of celebrities are not only expected to live up to their parents’ towering legacies but also to create their own scintillating paths through the glittering minefield of fame and fortune. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t go quite as planned. The pages of this 1995 masterpiece ripple with tales of heartbreak, betrayal, and the occasional scandal that would make even the Kardashians raise an eyebrow. The characters are more outrageous than a fashion week runway show, and their lives are littered with plot twists sharper than a director’s cut. Jackie Collins deftly captures the spirit of the era, where mobile phones were the size of small children and reality TV was still a mere idea waiting to bloom into the monster it is today. The book is not just a novel; it’s a cultural time capsule, preserving the excesses of the ’90s like pickled herring in a jar. You’ll find yourself flipping through the pages, wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a bizarre hybrid of a soap opera and a tabloid scandal. The characters frolic through parties that stretch into the early hours, clutching champagne flutes as if their lives depended on it. You can almost hear the click of cameras and the whispers of gossip-mongers in the background. But wait, there’s more! For those who enjoy a good list (and who doesn’t?), here are some nuggets of delight that await you within the pages of Hollywood Kids: Insider secrets about the dark underbelly of Hollywood—because who doesn’t want to know the dirty laundry of their favorite stars? Romantic entanglements more twisted than a pretzel at a street fair. Fashion faux pas that will make you question the sanity of the ’90s—neon scrunchies, anyone? Characters so ludicrous, they could easily moonlight as reality TV stars. Plot lines that could only be described as “delightfully outrageous”—if that’s even possible. Condition: Used, but not to be confused with "used up." This copy of Hollywood Kids has seen its fair share of adventures, perhaps nestled in the corner of a cozy café or perched precariously on a beach towel as the sun glared down. There’s a certain charm to the dog-eared pages and the slightly faded cover that hints at a life well-lived, much like the characters inside. It’s as if the book itself has a story to tell, whispering tales of its travels from one reader to another. So, if you’re yearning for a wild ride through the dizzying heights of celebrity culture (without the risk of a viral Twitter moment), grab a copy of this iconic Jackie Collins work. Just be sure to pick it up through Crappy Old Books, where the charm of second-hand literature shines brighter than the Hollywood sign on a clear day. Trust us, your bookshelf will thank you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2639/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hollywood-kids-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BCA 0000000011495 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2604 Bonnie and Clyde by Burt Hirschfeld Ah, Bonnie and Clyde: a romance so fraught with passion and peril, you might think it was inspired by a particularly dramatic episode of a soap opera, yet here we are, thrust into the gritty realities of crime, love, and a heap of bad decisions. Authored by Burt Hirschfeld in 1967, this tome serves up a veritable feast of mid-century melodrama, accompanied by the unmistakable scent of vintage paper and mystery. One can only wonder if Hirschfeld penned this whilst sipping a gin and tonic in a smoky diner, jotting down notes on the back of napkins as he eavesdropped on the local chatter of would-be outlaws and dreamers. In a world that was still recovering from the hangover of the Second World War, Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow became the poster children for the outlaw romanticism that gripped the American imagination. Here, in this little relic from Hodder and Stoughton, you’ll find the duo immortalized in a manner so grand and sweeping, it makes one ponder whether they were, in fact, the very first reality TV stars—minus the cameras, the editing, and, of course, the glittering red carpets. This book promises a wild ride through the dust-strewn roads of early 20th-century America, where lawmen and lovers collide in a manner that is as tragic as it is thrilling. But, dear reader, don’t be misled into thinking this is merely a tale of lovers on the run. Oh no, there’s more to this than meets the eye—think of it as a social commentary on the idealism of youth, layered atop a heaping pile of anarchic shenanigans. Hirschfeld’s prose might well make you question whether the true crime was not merely their audacious bank heists but the sheer folly of attempting to live out a dream in a world decidedly unromantic. You might even find yourself rooting for the antiheroes, shaking your head at their antics while simultaneously wishing for a time machine to whisk you away to the land of flapper dresses and jazz clubs. Now, let’s talk about the book itself. With an ISBN number that could be mistaken for a secret code in an ancient civilization, this battered edition is as much an artifact as it is a narrative. The cover, though a tad dog-eared, retains a certain charm that only time can bestow. It’s the kind of book that has clearly been read and reread, perhaps in a dimly lit corner of a cafe, where the whispers of its previous owners linger like the aroma of stale coffee. A word of caution: don’t let the occasional crinkle or coffee stain deter you; they merely add to its character, much like the wild and unruly lives of its infamous subjects. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of their escapades: the infamous bank robberies that seemed more like awkward attempts at intimacy than calculated capers, or the melodramatic standoffs that could have been pulled straight from a B-movie script. Expect to delve into a world where every chapter is a wild card, where the stakes are as high as the improbable hairstyles of the 1930s, and where the only certainty is that nothing will go according to plan. Condition: Used, but in a way that could only be described as ’well-loved.’ Expect the pages to be slightly yellowed, the spine to be creased with the weight of countless readers’ hopes and dreams, and perhaps a few mysterious inscriptions in the margins. These notes may very well offer insights or, alternatively, the confused musings of someone who just really wanted to write “Bonnie loves Clyde” in the most poetic way imaginable. So, if you’re in the market for a riveting ride through the fantastical, if somewhat ludicrous, lives of two of America’s most famous criminals, all couched in a prose that screams ’1960s nostalgia,’ look no further. Who knows? By the time you finish this book, you just might find yourself daydreaming about the open road, the thrill of the chase, and the sheer audacity of being young and reckless. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the worn, the quirky, and the whimsically outdated! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2604/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bonnie-and-clyde-feb-2025.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stiughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2603 Schindlers List by Thomas Keneally Schindler’s List (originally published as Schindler’s Ark) by Thomas Keneally is a historical novel based on the true story of Oskar Schindler, a German industrialist who saved the lives of over 1,200 Jews during the Holocaust. The novel, blending fact and fiction, chronicles Schindler’s transformation from a profit-driven businessman to a humanitarian who risks everything to protect his Jewish workers from Nazi extermination. At the start of World War II, Schindler, a member of the Nazi Party, arrives in Kraków, Poland, seeking to profit from the war. He acquires an enamelware factory, employing Jewish workers because they are cheaper than Polish laborers. Initially, his focus is on wealth and influence, but as he witnesses the brutal treatment of Jews, particularly during the liquidation of the Kraków Ghetto and the horrors of the Plaszów labor camp under the ruthless commandant Amon Goeth, his conscience is awakened. Determined to save as many Jews as possible, Schindler uses his fortune and connections to bribe Nazi officials, ensuring that his factory workers are classified as essential laborers and thus spared from deportation to death camps. As the war nears its end, he compiles "Schindler’s List"—a roster of Jewish workers whom he transfers to a new factory in Brünnlitz, Czechoslovakia, where they are shielded from execution. Despite his heroism, Schindler loses his wealth and must flee to avoid retribution as a former Nazi. After the war, he is recognized for his extraordinary efforts, and many of the survivors he saved remember him with deep gratitude. Keneally’s novel, written in a documentary-style narrative, powerfully depicts the horrors of the Holocaust while highlighting the impact of individual moral courage. It is a moving testament to Schindler’s legacy and the resilience of the human spirit in the face of unimaginable evil. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2603/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/schindlers-list-feb-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sceptre 9780340606513 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2602 Capone by Laurence Bergreen In a world where the past is only slightly less complicated than the present, "Capone" by Laurence Bergreen emerges from the annals of history like a cigar smoke ring—unemployed and slightly dizzy. Published in 1995 by Pan Books, this riveting biographical tome claims to unravel the complex tapestry of Al Capone’s life, from his poverty-stricken roots to his reign as the infamous kingpin of Chicago’s underworld. Of course, whether it actually does is a matter left to the reader’s discretion, perhaps over a questionable gin cocktail or two. But don’t be fooled by the glossy cover and shiny ISBN number—this book is used, and much like the man it depicts, it may come with its own set of quirks, splotches, and a hint of something illicit. Bergreen’s prose is like a slice of homemade pie: hearty, a little messy, and possibly containing ingredients you’d rather not think too hard about. As you turn each page, you may find yourself wondering whether you’re reading a biography or a particularly detailed script for a gangster movie that never quite made it to the big screen. Readers might find themselves lost in a labyrinth of facts, anecdotes, and the occasional hyperbole. It’s packed to the brim with tales that could make your Great Uncle Frank’s fish stories look like mere appetizers. Who knew that a man who wore white suits and a wide grin could also have a penchant for violence and a flair for the dramatic? As Bergreen stitches together Capone’s life, he reveals a character who existed in shades of gray—an unsettling blend of charm and menace, much like that uncle mentioned earlier. The book promises to shed light on Capone’s audacious escapades with organized crime, Prohibition-era bootlegging, and perhaps a few encounters with law enforcement that would make even the most hardened detective chuckle nervously. And while you may not find a moral compass guiding you through these pages, you will certainly have a first-row seat to the circus that was Capone’s life. Expect to encounter the likes of rival gangsters, corrupt officials, and perhaps a few questionable friendships that could have benefited from a good lawyer—or at least a stern talking-to. Discover how Capone went from rags to riches while dodging the law like a pro. Explore the glamorous underbelly of 1920s Chicago, where glitz and grit collide. Meet the colorful cast of characters who populated Capone’s world—some lovable, others decidedly not. Unravel the myths and legends that have surrounded Capone since his notorious heyday. Engage in critical thinking about whether crime really does pay—or merely leads to a very inconvenient jail cell. Condition: This book has lived a life of its own—much like Capone himself. Expect the pages to carry a few stories of their own, with dog-eared corners and the occasional coffee stain that adds an air of authenticity. The spine may bear the weight of countless revelations—or perhaps just the weight of its previous owner’s extensive collection of gangster novels. Either way, it’s a perfect companion for those who enjoy a bit of character in their reading material. In a literary landscape filled with polished narratives and carefully curated histories, "Capone" stands out like a rogue gangster crashing a tea party. It’s a book that will undoubtedly raise eyebrows and perhaps a few questions about your own moral compass. So grab this curious relic from Crappy Old Books, and prepare for a journey that may just be more entertaining than a night at the speakeasy with the man himself—assuming, of course, you can keep track of all the twists and turns along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2602/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/capone-feb-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330341196 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2601 Serpico by Peter Maas Ah, the 1970s: a decade when bell-bottoms were a wardrobe staple, disco reigned supreme, and police corruption was as prevalent as a mug of lukewarm tea at a British train station. Enter Peter Maas’s ’Serpico,’ a literary dive into the murky waters of police ethics—or perhaps a warning against wearing turtlenecks in questionable alleyways. Maas, who must have been channeling his inner noir detective while writing this, presents us with the riveting tale of Frank Serpico, a man somewhat akin to a goldfish in a bowl of sharks. And boy, do those sharks have sharp teeth. You see, Frank Serpico was no ordinary cop; he was the proverbial lone wolf, the one-man crusader against the crime of complacency and corruption infesting the New York Police Department like a particularly tenacious case of athlete’s foot. As you flip through the pages, you’re likely to find yourself chuckling at the irony: here’s a guy who decided to blow the whistle when most of his colleagues were busy stuffing their pockets with ill-gotten gains and trying to figure out how to fit five doughnuts into a single coffee cup. But let’s not get too ahead of ourselves. Maas’s prose is a cocktail of gritty realism mixed with a splash of melodrama—shaken, not stirred, naturally. Picture this: a picturesque 1970s New York, complete with grimy streets and characters as colourful as a box of Crayola crayons. Yet, somehow Maas manages to capture the essence of the city while simultaneously keeping the reader on the edge of their seat, wondering if Serpico will actually survive his quest for honesty amidst a sea of deceit. Spoiler alert: it’s not a feel-good ending, and that’s putting it mildly. As you embark on this literary escapade, be prepared for a smorgasbord of themes that Maas tackles with all the subtlety of a New York taxi horn: loyalty, betrayal, and the age-old conundrum of whether to follow the letter of the law or the law of the jungle. It’s a culinary delight for the mind, if your palette leans towards existential dilemmas and moral quandaries rather than, say, a nice roast dinner. Now, let’s talk about the book itself. If you’re looking for a pristine first edition, you might want to keep searching. This particular specimen has seen its fair share of adventures, much like Serpico himself. Condition: Used, with pages that have embraced the passage of time a bit too vividly. Expect a few dog-eared corners, some yellowing reminiscent of a long-forgotten cup of tea, and a cover that looks like it’s been through the wringer—perfect for those who appreciate character in their literature. You might even find some enigmatic notes in the margins that hint at the previous owner’s personal thoughts, or perhaps they were just doodling during a particularly dull moment. Either way, it adds a layer of intrigue, much like a plot twist that comes out of nowhere. Delve into the seedy underbelly of 1970s New York. Explore what it means to be a whistleblower in a corrupt system. Witness the clash between idealism and pragmatism. Marvel at Maas’s gripping narrative style. Enjoy the curious dichotomy of morality and survival. In summary, ’Serpico’ is more than just a book; it’s a testament to the human spirit—one that raises as many questions as it answers, while keeping you glued to your seat. So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare yourself for a wild ride through a world where the only thing more slippery than a well-greased crook is the thin line between right and wrong. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2601/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/serpico-feb-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books 9780006134763 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2600 Harrys Game by Gerald Seymour In a world where espionage is both a dangerous game and an elaborate charade, Gerald Seymour’s "Harry’s Game" emerges from the shadows of 1982 like a slightly disheveled magician who has just discovered that his rabbit is missing. With a plot that zigs and zags like a drunken octopus, this book invites you to ponder the complexities of loyalty, betrayal, and the questionable wisdom of trusting a man named Harry. One might wonder why Harry is such a puzzle; perhaps it’s because he’s not the only one playing the game. Picture it: an era where shoulder pads rivaled the size of one’s ego, and the hair was big enough to house a small family of birds. This is the backdrop against which our hero, or anti-hero if you like, befriends fate in a way that leaves you questioning your own life choices. In a delightful turn of irony, Seymour’s pages seem to whisper the age-old adage, “It’s not the destination, but the number of questionable decisions you make along the way that counts.” Harry finds himself embroiled in a web spun by a mysterious adversary, possibly in a twist of fate we might liken to a British sitcom: full of absurdity yet oddly captivating. Readers are left grappling with existential questions as they turn the pages, like: Who is Harry? Why is he playing this game? And, most importantly, why have I just spent my lunch break engrossed in this delightful mess? As you delve deeper into the labyrinthine plot, expect to meet a cast of characters who could easily be mistaken for the brash contestants of a reality TV show—if only they had the sense to avoid the cameras entirely. These individuals bring to the table a variety of quirks and motivations, ensuring that the reader is never short of intrigue or bewilderment. In a narrative that seems to mirror the chaotic nature of British politics itself, you might find yourself shaking your head in disbelief. The dialogues are sharp enough to slice through the murky waters of espionage, laden with either wit or sheer perplexity. It begs the question, is Harry truly the pawn or merely a piece on a board he cannot comprehend? What makes this used copy of "Harry’s Game" particularly special is its somewhat questionable condition—think of it as the book equivalent of a vintage car with a few dings and scratches. Each crease and yellowed page tells a silent story of a previous reader’s journey, perhaps a tale of late-night reading marathons or a few coffee stains that could rival a Jackson Pollock. You’ll soon realise that the imperfections only add to the charm, much like the eccentricities of a distant relative you can’t quite avoid during family gatherings. Condition: Used and potentially haunted by the literary spirits of previous owners, this copy boasts a few dog-eared pages, an ever-so-slightly torn cover, and a smattering of notes in the margins that suggest someone may have been trying to make sense of it all. The spine is well-loved and creaks like an old man’s knees, giving you the delightful sensation that you are stepping back in time with each turn of the page. Unravel a plot that feels like a puzzle with pieces borrowed from a board game. Meet characters whose motivations are as clear as mud—perfect for existential pondering. Experience the charm of a book that has seen better days but still comes with a story. Indulge in dialogues that could either spark inspiration or leave you scratching your head. Enjoy the thrill of reading something that might just be a metaphor for life itself. So, if you fancy a book that invites you to question your own sanity while simultaneously entertaining your inner detective, "Harry’s Game" is ready to find a home on your shelf—or perhaps a spot on the stack of books you’re currently ignoring. Hunt it down at Crappy Old Books, where the aging literature is just as quirky as its readers! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2600/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harrys-game-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006167068 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2597 Princess In Love by Anna Pasternak In the sun-soaked, scandal-ridden annals of the 1990s, where the notion of love could be found tucked between the pages of a fashion magazine and the occasional tabloid headline, Anna Pasternak’s “Princess In Love” emerges like a wilting flower from a pot too small. Published by the esteemed Bloomsbury in a year that also saw the rise of grunge and the fall of the Berlin Wall, this book is the quirky literary equivalent of a royal wave: slightly awkward, utterly captivating, and just a tad out of touch with reality. Here lies the tale for those who have ever dreamt of romance across the velvet ropes of royal palaces, but found themselves more at home in the local café, sipping tea and considering the finer points of biscuit dunking. With the grace of a swan on roller skates, Pasternak takes us on a whirlwind journey through the ups and downs of love, steeped in a rich broth of royal intrigue and questionable fashion choices. Will our heroine find true love, or simply end up with a collection of ridiculously large hats and a misplaced sense of self-worth? Only one way to find out! With characters that could easily grace the pages of a high-society gossip column, this novel boasts an ensemble cast that flits between the aristocratic and the absurd. Readers may find themselves pondering questions of identity while rifling through the book in between sips of Earl Grey. Could the story mirror the complexities of modern love? Or does it merely reflect the author’s penchant for melodrama? You decide! One thing is certain: the characters likely have better wardrobes than their narratives. In “Princess In Love,” you’ll encounter the kind of romance that makes you question your own dating decisions. Who among us hasn’t felt like a princess in a world filled with frogs? The book is a glorious montage of romantic missteps, fashion faux pas, and the kind of misunderstandings that only happen on the grandest of stages—or perhaps just at a rather awkward family gathering. The prose is as whimsical as a tea party gone terribly wrong, and just as delightful. As you turn the pages and dive deeper into this royal romp, you may discover that love isn’t just about tiaras and fancy dinners; it’s about finding someone who can tolerate your obsession with obscure British sitcoms and your inexplicable need to reference the royals at every social gathering. Perhaps, amidst the melodrama and the confetti of broken hearts, you’ll find a relatable thread in Pasternak’s work—after all, who hasn’t experienced their fair share of romantic comedy-worthy mishaps? However, it’s only fair to offer a word of caution about the book’s condition. If you’re seeking pristine pages and a dust jacket that isn’t just a distant memory, this may not be your ideal pick. Condition: This used copy does carry the marks of time—dog-eared pages, a spine that has seen better days, and the faint scent of nostalgia wafting through its delicate leaves. It’s a book that embodies the spirit of its era, complete with the charm and quirks that only a well-loved volume can possess. A perfect companion for those who appreciate the aesthetic of a book that has lived a little. So, gather your tea and your sense of irony, and prepare for a read that struts precariously on the fine line between romance and absurdity. “Princess In Love” invites you to navigate the royal pitfalls of affection with a wink and a nod, all while providing a window into a time when the world was blissfully oblivious to the impending chaos of the new millennium. In a world filled with polished tales of love, this book serves as a delightful reminder that sometimes it’s the crumpled, slightly tarnished stories that have the most to say. Embrace the quirkiness, and who knows, you might just find a bit of yourself in its pages. Indulge in this ironic exploration of love—available at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the literary treasures that have seen better days but still have stories worth sharing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2597/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/princess-in-love-feb-2025.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747520801 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2596 Reigning Cats and Dogs by Katherine MacDonogh Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of whiskers, waggles, and the kind of catty drama that would make even the most composed feline arch its back in surprise. In "Reigning Cats and Dogs," Katherine MacDonogh takes us on a delightful jaunt through the absurdities of pet ownership, exploring the inner workings of our furry overlords and the humans who serve them. Published in the quaintly optimistic year of 1999 by Fourth Estate—a time when we believed that the internet was just a passing fad—this tome invites readers to ponder the real question: who is really in charge here? As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of your own four-legged companions while pondering if they truly do plot your downfall each time they glance at you with those innocent eyes. MacDonogh deftly intertwines earnest anecdotes with sharply observed social commentary, creating a tapestry of pet-related tales that are as rich and varied as the assortment of kibble in your pantry. It’s a poignant reminder that, despite the chaos they bring, our pets could easily run for political office—if only they could master the art of public speaking (and refraining from eating the microphone). What sets this book apart from a standard pet memoir is MacDonogh’s uncanny ability to anthropomorphize her subjects without descending into syrupy sentimentality. With a keen eye for the quirky behaviours that we often overlook, she provides a fresh lens through which to view the daily antics of animals that think they rule the roost. Expect plenty of whimsical stories that highlight the absurdity of trying to maintain order in a household governed by a council of cats and dogs, each with their own agenda and a penchant for mischief. Prepare for a veritable smorgasbord of oddball characters and entertaining escapades as you embark on this literary journey. From the reigning feline queen who refuses to leave the window sill to the dog with aspirations of grandiosity, "Reigning Cats and Dogs" serves up a delightful feast of laughter and relatability. It’s the kind of book that, if it were a pet, would probably be a mix between a wildly unpredictable cat and an overly enthusiastic puppy—mischievous, charming, and thoroughly entertaining. As you delve deeper, you may find yourself reflecting on your relationship with your own pets. Has your cat ever tried to knock over your plant just for the thrill of it? Does your dog have a knack for stealing the best seat in the house, regardless of how recently you washed it? These questions will haunt you, and MacDonogh’s observations will resonate long after you’ve turned the final page. In fact, you might even catch yourself having deep conversations with your pets, just to see if they can respond with anything resembling rationality. Condition: Used. This book has definitely seen the inside of a few doggy parks and might have been used as a makeshift scratching post by at least one mischievous kitty. Expect the pages to carry the faint scent of catnip and a few stray paw prints, lending it the charm that only a second-hand treasure can bestow. It’s a literary relic, complete with dog-eared edges and a suspiciously cheerful cover that might just brighten your day. So, gather your furry companions, pour yourself a cup of tea (or a glass of something stronger), and lose yourself in the delightful chaos of "Reigning Cats and Dogs." It’s a book that might just affirm that while we may think we rule our homes, it’s our pets who hold the real power. Available from Crappy Old Books, where we believe every book has its charm—even the slightly battered ones that have survived more than a few pet-related incidents. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2596/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reigning-cats-and-dogs-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fourth Estate 9781857025958 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2595 War of the Windsors by Lynn Picknett, Clive Prince and Stephen Prior In a world where royalty is often but a mere curtain obscuring a cacophony of scandal, "War of the Windsors" unravels the tapestry of British aristocracy with a threadbare wit that can only be described as spectacularly audacious. Penned by the trinity of Lynn Picknett, Clive Prince, and Stephen Prior, this tome is like a royal banquet for the inquisitive mind, albeit one where the main course is a dubious stew of conspiracy and conjecture, seasoned generously with speculation. Ah, the Windsors—those charmingly dysfunctional figures who seem to take pride in waving at the public while secretly engaging in what might as well be a sport of familial backstabbing. Published in 2002 by Mainstream Publishing, this book is hardly a pamphlet you would find on the refreshment table at a posh garden party. Instead, it is more akin to the slightly soggy biscuit that someone forgot to remove from the tin, lingering in the corner of a dimly lit drawing room. The authors promise a gripping analysis of the royal family’s most scandalous secrets and the curious habits of their upper-crust existence. Expect revelations that may not quite shake the pillars of Buckingham Palace but will certainly leave you amused and scratching your head. Picture this: a gathering of three intrepid authors seated in a smoky room, surrounded by stacks of dusty tomes and half-empty cups of Earl Grey, plotting to expose the hidden truths of the royal clan. They examine the historical uproar and the inevitable family feuds that make the Windsors more like a Shakespearean play than a model of decorum. With each turn of the page, you might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all. Who needs “The Crown” when you have this delightful exploration of the real-life antics of those who are forever trapped in the gilded cage of nobility? As you leaf through the pages, expect to encounter a host of delightful revelations and character sketches of those royal figures you thought you knew. Who would have imagined that the Queen’s corgis could be so pivotal in the affairs of state? Or that the family’s penchant for public appearances might just mask a deeper, more intricate web of rivalries? The authors have a knack for transforming what could be a dry historical analysis into a riotous romp, albeit one that might leave you questioning your own lineage—who knows, you might just be distantly related to a duke! Condition: Used, but in a state that can only be described as lovingly battered, like an old family photo you keep on the mantle for nostalgia’s sake. The cover displays slight signs of wear, possibly from a previous owner who engaged in vigorous debates over tea while reading it. Marginal notes might be included, but these have only enhanced the book’s character—think of them as the thoughtful musings of a fellow royalist or perhaps a disgruntled subject. One might even entertain the idea that these scribbles could be snippets of wisdom shared at royal gatherings! Prepare yourself for an eccentric journey through the annals of British high society, where the drama is as thick as the fog rolling through London on a particularly dreary day. You may find yourself chuckling at the sheer audacity of the royal family, all while debating whether you’d rather be a Windsor or just a commoner who can enjoy a pint without the weight of a crown. The authors have woven a narrative that is both informative and refreshingly irreverent, ensuring that you’ll never look at the monarchy quite the same way again. As you contemplate picking up this quirky compendium of royal mischief, remember that "War of the Windsors" is not just a book; it’s an invitation to join the ranks of the curious and the bemused. So, grab a cup of tea, settle into your favourite armchair, and prepare to be entertained. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a little gossip about the house of Windsor, especially when it’s as deliciously scandalous as this? Available now at Crappy Old Books, where life’s too short to read boring literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2595/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/war-of-the-windsors-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mainstream Publishing 9781840186314 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2594 Diana, Once Upon A Time by Mary Clarke In the whimsical world of literary nostalgia, "Diana, Once Upon A Time" strides forth like a slightly tipsy unicorn at a garden party, replete with tales that are as rare as a British summer day without rain. Authored by the illustrious Mary Clarke in 1994, this tome serves as an exploration of that ever-popular, albeit occasionally puzzling, creature known as "Diana." But fear not, for this is not merely a biography; it is an audacious romp through the cobbled streets of royal intrigue, fashion faux pas, and the kind of family drama that could make an episode of "EastEnders" look like a Sunday church service. Published by Sidgwick & Jackson, the book beckons to those brave enough to explore the enigmatic tale of a woman who, for better or worse, captured the world’s gaze and somehow managed to become a modern-day fairy tale—albeit with a few more paparazzi and slightly fewer enchanted forests. Within these pages, the reader will encounter a smorgasbord of emotions ranging from the frivolous to the profoundly poignant, all while trying to decipher the meaning of a life lived under the unrelenting spotlight of public scrutiny. What can one expect from the pages of this delightful literary curiosity? Well, prepare to be whisked away—figuratively, of course, as actual transportation is not included. Here’s what you might find lurking between the somewhat worn covers: A captivating portrayal of the highs and lows of royal life that puts "The Crown" to shame—although we dare not mention wigs. Occasional forays into the world of fashion, complete with tips on how to ditch the tiara without sacrificing elegance. A series of deliciously awkward family moments that could easily rival your own Thanksgiving dinner. Endearing anecdotes about her charitable endeavors, reminding you that not all heroes wear capes—some wear pearls. Vague references to secret passages in grand palaces, perhaps inspiring your next DIY home renovation. As you traverse through Clarke’s prose, you may find yourself both enamoured and bemused, like a cat observing a cucumber for the first time. The juxtaposition of glamour and the gritty reality of life as a royal will have you questioning the very nature of happiness itself, or at least wondering where you left your tea kettle. It is a literary experience that promises to be as unpredictable as the weather in Cardiff. Condition: This book has seen better days, much like your uncle after a holiday party. The cover exhibits the kind of wear that suggests it has been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps during a rainy afternoon while one contemplated their own life choices. The pages may be slightly dog-eared, and there’s a faint scent of nostalgia mixed with the faintest whiff of mildew—perfectly balanced for a second-hand delight. It’s not pristine, but it has character, much like a vintage dress found at a charity shop that still has a story to tell. So, if you fancy a trip down memory lane where the fairytale meets reality, "Diana, Once Upon A Time" awaits you. Grab a cup of Earl Grey, settle into your most comfortable armchair, and prepare for an experience that is sure to evoke a mixture of admiration, a dash of pity, and perhaps a laugh or two. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where even the slightly shabby finds a place to shine (or at least glimmer faintly in the corner). Your next quirky read awaits, and who knows? You might just discover a new angle on a well-loved story. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2594/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/diana-once-upon-a-time-feb-2025.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sidgwick & Jackson 9780283062155 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2593 A Greater Love by Christopher Wilson Once upon a time, in the bewildering year of 1994, when hairstyles were larger than life and grunge was a serious fashion statement, Christopher Wilson decided to pen a tome that would undoubtedly leave readers pondering the very essence of existence—or at least reaching for a cup of tea. "A Greater Love" emerges from the hallowed halls of Headline Press, a publisher that seemed to have a knack for choosing titles with an air of melodrama and an unsettling number of adjectives. This is a novel that promises to tug at your heartstrings, or possibly give them a light tweak, depending on how you’re feeling about emotional manipulation that day. The cover, a chaotic blend of pastel hues and ambiguous silhouettes, hints at a story that is equal parts poignant and perplexing. One can only imagine the characters, frolicking through their trials and tribulations with the grace of a giraffe on roller skates. Will they find love? Will they discover the meaning of life? Or will they simply get caught in a traffic jam of recycled clichés? The adventure awaits, or perhaps it simply loiters awkwardly in the corner of the page. Readers may find themselves immersed in a narrative crafted with the flair of an artist who has taken one too many liberties with the paintbrush. Expect dialogue that sparkles like a bottle of flat soda, and plot twists that may or may not be inspired by a game of chance. The year 1994 was indeed a golden age for literary experimentation, and Wilson appears to embrace this ethos with all the fervour of a cat in a room full of laser pointers. As you navigate the pages, keep an eye out for the following delightful features: Characters so relatable, they might as well be your neighbours (the ones who never return borrowed lawn equipment). Expository passages that could easily serve as a sleep aid, should you find yourself in need of one. Subplots that weave in and out like a particularly ambitious knitting project gone awry. References to pop culture that may require a footnote or two—because who doesn’t enjoy a history lesson while reading about love? A narrative style that fluctuates between the poetic and the perplexingly mundane. Condition: This copy of "A Greater Love" has seen better days, much like the ’90s fashion trends it may inadvertently reference. It’s worn, dog-eared, and perhaps even smells faintly of burnt toast from some long-forgotten reading session. There are creases in the spine that tell tales of late-night readings when the world was still cloaked in the mystery of dial-up internet. And rest assured, it holds the distinct aura of a book that has been passed around like a hot potato at a family reunion. Whether you’re searching for an ironic reflection on love that may or may not resonate with your own experiences, or simply need a quirky addition to your growing collection of second-hand literature, "A Greater Love" is here to serve as a charming (if slightly eccentric) companion. As you delve into this literary labyrinth, you may find yourself questioning not just the contents of the pages, but also your life choices that led you to this moment. In a world increasingly filled with first editions and pristine hardcovers, why not embrace the quirks that come with a used copy of "A Greater Love"? After all, at Crappy Old Books, we know that sometimes, the treasure lies not in the book itself, but in the stories it carries with it. So, grab a cuppa, settle into your comfiest chair, and prepare for an experience that is sure to be memorable—if only for the sheer audacity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2593/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-greater-love-feb-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9780747211891 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2592 The Last Great Edwardian Lady by Ingrid Seward In the year 1999, when the world was teetering on the brink of Y2K hysteria and the Spice Girls were still clinging to the vestiges of their fame, Ingrid Seward endeavoured to wrap up the enigmatic saga of aristocratic elegance in her tome, “The Last Great Edwardian Lady.” This title itself appears to be a delightful contradiction, as one must wonder: how on earth could an Edwardian lady contend with the 20th century’s relentless march towards the mundane? Yet, here we are, holding this delightful relic that embodies the grandeur of a bygone era while simultaneously reminding us how far we’ve come in our fashion choices—or perhaps, how far we haven’t. What, you may ask, distinguishes this so-called “last great” among a host of Edwardian matrons who prattled on about tea etiquette and the proper way to deal with unsolicited suitors at Blackpool? According to the blurb on the back, it seems Seward has unearthed the secrets of our heroine’s life, possibly even finding time for a scandal or two. One can only imagine the salacious gossips and her melodramatic swoons chronicled within these pages—if you squint hard enough, you might even see the ghosts of corsets past lurking in the margins. But amidst all the fanfare of lace and privilege, Seward’s narrative is not merely a catalogue of crinolines and crumpets. No, it appears to be a rather ironic exploration of how a woman of such prestige navigated the burgeoning tides of modernity. With the suffragette movement knocking at the door and the world careening into the chaos of war, you may be left wondering if this lady could even keep her hat on straight, let alone her opinions unruffled. The book is reportedly peppered with delightful anecdotes and historical contexts that could have you questioning whether you’re reading a biography or a particularly verbose gossip column from the Times. Here are some essential takeaways that you might glean from the pages of this charmingly worn volume: The art of hosting dinner parties that could rival the grandest of royal banquets. An extensive survey of the evolution of tea blends—why yes, Earl Grey did have a moment! Surprising insights into the trivial pursuits of the Edwardian elite (who knew croquet could be so scandalous?). How to manage a scandal involving a horse, a butler, and an unexpected game of charades. A near-encyclopaedic overview of hats, and how they could make or break a woman’s reputation. Condition: As you immerse yourself in this second-hand treasure, you will discover its surfaces lovingly worn and creased, each blemish telling a story of its own. The spine is a little cracked, reminiscent of an overstuffed Victorian parlour, hinting at countless previous perusals, perhaps accompanied by the faint aroma of Earl Grey gone cold. The pages may be yellowing and frayed at the edges, but rest assured, they still hold the vibrancy of a past filled with opulence and intrigue, waiting for a fresh set of eyes to embark on this whimsical journey. As you leaf through the chapters, expect to encounter not just a historical figure, but a mirror reflecting society’s idiosyncrasies—both past and present. You may find yourself chuckling at the absurdities of high society, while simultaneously pondering how little has changed in the theatre of human folly. With all of this intertwined with the undeniably quirky prose of Seward, one can hardly resist the siren call of this dusty old book. So, venture forth, dear reader, and embrace the oddities contained within “The Last Great Edwardian Lady.” With its charming imperfections and unabashedly cheeky commentary on the intricacies of upper-class life, it’s sure to find a cherished home on your bookshelf—one that may soon become a family heirloom to be looked at with equal parts love and bewilderment, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2592/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-great-edwardian-lady-feb-2025.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Century 9780712675611 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2590 In The Shadow of Jesse James by Stella Frances James In the dazzlingly unremarkable year of 1989, when hairspray was an art form and shoulder pads could double as luggage, Stella Frances James graced the world with "In The Shadow of Jesse James." Published by the ever-mysterious Revolver Press—because why not name your publishing house after a weapon?—this book promises to take you on a journey as winding and unpredictable as a tumbleweed caught in a desert windstorm. Prepare yourself for a story that may or may not have anything to do with the legendary outlaw himself, and could perfectly align with your current levels of existential dread. What exactly is lurking in the shadows of Jesse James? One might think it’s all the unsung heroes of the Wild West, or perhaps a legion of disgruntled horses contemplating their career choices. Yet, here we find ourselves in a literary minefield, where the reader’s expectations are set to explode at any moment, leaving behind bewildered fragments of plot and character development. Why gallop through the pages when you can leisurely meander, pausing momentarily to ponder the futility of life while tripping over the odd historical inaccuracy? Delve into an array of characters who may or may not be directly related to the infamous outlaw. Are they cowboys, outlaws, or just people who enjoy wearing hats? The vagueness is tantalizing, and as you navigate through this book, you may wonder if even the author was entirely certain of their identities. Rest assured, the dialogue is equally as captivating as a standoff between two cowpokes who have forgotten what they were arguing about. The author’s knack for generating suspense is akin to a cat slowly stalking a particularly innocent piece of string—will it pounce, or will it disinterestedly flop over instead? As you read, you might find yourself grappling with profound revelations about life in the 19th century—brought to you by someone who surely had a distant relative who sat on a porch drinking lemonade while secretly wishing for the dawn of the internet. The book is filled with angst-ridden musings, obscure historical references, and descriptions that could inspire a new category of abstract art. Imagine a painting that looks like it was created by a horse using a paintbrush in its mouth while giving up on life. Notably, the cover art—an enigmatic collage of dusty deserts and shadowy figures—screams of an era long past. It could easily be mistaken for an album cover from a little-known band that only played at county fairs. In this book, we unearth the irony of living in the shadow of a man who was himself living in the shadow of better-written books. It’s a real treat for anyone who appreciates the charm of the absurd, though you might want to avoid reading this in public lest you find yourself cackling uncontrollably. Condition: Used, with pages that have experienced the kind of wear and tear one might expect from a book that has been through several existential crises and perhaps a few unfortunate coffee spills. The cover is slightly dog-eared, giving it a personality that speaks of past adventures and questionable decisions made at late-night book clubs. There might be notes scribbled in the margins by previous readers who couldn’t help but voice their incredulity—next to a doodle of a horse with a party hat, naturally. Ultimately, "In The Shadow of Jesse James" is a delightful oddity that will either leave you questioning your taste in literature or wondering why you’ve never come across a book that manages to be both baffling and oddly charming. Whether you’re a history buff looking for a comically flawed narrative or simply someone who enjoys the peculiarities of second-hand literature, this book is a perfect addition to your collection. So, grab your sense of humor, a strong cup of tea, and prepare for a reading experience that is anything but ordinary, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2590/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-shadow-of-jesse-james-feb-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Revolver Press 9780946062294 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2589 No Mean City by A McArthur and H Kingsley Long No Mean City (1935) by Alexander McArthur and H. Kingsley Long is a hard-hitting novel set in the slums of Glasgow, particularly the Gorbals, during the early 20th century. The story follows the life of Johnnie Stark, known as the "Razor King," as he rises through the ranks of Glasgow’s violent underworld. The novel explores themes of poverty, crime, and social deprivation, depicting the harsh realities of life in the city’s poorest areas. Johnnie, raised in a world of brutality and hopelessness, becomes a gang leader and engages in razor fights, a hallmark of the city’s gang culture at the time. His descent into crime is shaped by his environment, where jobs are scarce, and violence is often the only means of survival. As he gains notoriety, his relationships suffer, and his life spirals toward inevitable tragedy. The novel, written in a raw and realistic style, is widely regarded as one of the earliest and most influential portrayals of gang violence in Glasgow. It serves as both a social critique and an unflinching glimpse into the struggles of the working class, highlighting the effects of economic hardship and lack of opportunity. No Mean City remains a significant work in Scottish literature, remembered for its gritty realism and powerful social commentary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2589/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/no-mean-city-feb-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2587 Assassination of the Prime Minister by Mollie Gillen In a world not too far removed from our own, where umbrellas double as weapons and tea is a matter of national security, Mollie Gillen’s 1972 tome, "Assassination of the Prime Minister," serves as both a historical account and a cautionary tale about what happens when you mix politics with a dash of chaos and a hint of plot twists that feel as twisted as a pretzel at a county fair. One can only ponder whether the author had a crystal ball or was merely indulging in a whimsical blend of imagination and reality, a bit like a cheeky scone with clotted cream on top. Published by Sidgwick & Jackson, the book flirts with the absurdities of political ambition and the fine line between power and powerlessness, all while keeping a stiff upper lip. It’s the sort of read that might make you chuckle nervously while glancing over your shoulder, as though the very spectres of political history are lurking behind you, whispering secrets of their own. If you’ve ever wondered how a cup of Earl Grey could turn into a cold case of political intrigue, look no further. This book promises to take you on a tea-fuelled rollercoaster ride through the corridors of power, complete with all the charm of an old British telephone box—nostalgic, slightly wobbly, and full of surprises. What can one expect from a book whose title sounds like the punchline of a very grim joke? Picture this: a motley crew of political figures, a sudden uprising of the underlings, and a plot that thickens like a good gravy. Gillen’s prose, much like the British weather, is unpredictable; one moment it’s sunny with a chance of scandal, and the next, you find yourself tangled in a storm of political machinations that rival the best of Shakespeare’s tragedies—if Shakespeare had been particularly fond of political thrillers and had a penchant for the absurd. From the insufferable debates in Parliament to clandestine meetings in the back alleys of Westminster—a place where every shadow could hold a secret and every whispered conversation could lead to a headline—this book is a tantalizing insight into a time when political assassinations were not just an over-the-top trope but a genuine concern. And don’t worry, the plot has enough twists to keep your mind spinning like a well-worn teacup on a saucer. As you flip through the pages, you’ll find yourself engrossed in a world of dubious loyalty, questionable ethics, and the eccentric characters who populate Gillen’s narrative, each more outlandish than the last. You may even start to question the boundaries between fact and fiction, wondering if the titular assassination is just the beginning of a far more chaotic journey. Perhaps you’ll even feel a sense of camaraderie with the very people you thought you’d understood, realizing that in the realm of politics, nothing is ever quite what it seems. Condition: This particular copy comes with a patina of age that can only be described as ’well-loved’—think of it as the literary equivalent of a vintage wine, complete with a few scuffs and a charmingly dog-eared corner or two. The pages might be a touch yellowed, and you’ll find annotations that could either be insightful or the rants of a particularly passionate reader. A few coffee stains add character, suggesting that someone truly immersed themselves in the political chaos with a side of caffeine. Perfect for those who appreciate a book with a backstory just as rich as its content. So, if you fancy a stroll through the foggy streets of political intrigue, laden with the scent of history and perhaps a hint of scandal, look no further. "Assassination of the Prime Minister" may just be the quirky read you didn’t know you needed. After all, nothing says ’good read’ quite like the potential for a well-crafted plot twist that might leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about British politics. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more charming than our collection is our slightly bent sense of humor. Grab your copy today—before it becomes a relic of history itself! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2587/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/assassination-of-the-prime-minister-feb-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sidgwick & Jackson 9780283978814 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2586 Crime Inc by Martin Short In a literary world where criminal minds compete with the finest of academic geniuses and the occasional tea-drinking Sherlock, "Crime Inc" emerges as an oddly alluring conundrum. Martin Short, in his 1984 masterpiece, seems to have taken a delightful detour from traditional crime narratives to explore the corporate underbelly of lawlessness. Imagine a world where crime is not just committed, but marketed like a newfangled breakfast cereal. It’s not just shady deals anymore; it’s a full-blown enterprise, with spreadsheets and PowerPoint presentations for the heist of the century! The cover art alone is a treasure trove of unintentional irony, depicting a boardroom filled with rugged criminals sporting what can only be described as ‘business casual’ attire. It feels like a 1980s corporate retreat gone awry, where the team-building exercise is a rather sinister plot to overthrow the local authorities. One can only wonder—did the criminals organize a “bring your own weapon” potluck to go along with their brainstorming sessions? One might think it’s all very humorous until you realize the real-life implications of a corporate takeover… of crime. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself questioning the very essence of what it means to be ‘bad.’ Are these characters simply misunderstood entrepreneurs, or are they the very embodiment of moral decay clothed in tailor-made suits? Each chapter is a blend of irony and absurdity, where the stakes rise higher than your average tax evader’s anxiety at an audit. What will you discover within the pages of "Crime Inc"? Here are just a few highlights that might tickle your curiosity: The awkwardness of conference calls among mobsters. How to write the perfect business plan for a heist (complete with SWOT analysis). Networking tips for aspiring criminals—because who doesn’t need a mentor? The importance of team cohesion when deciding to go ’off the books.’ How to dress for success in the criminal underworld (hint: the right tie can make a difference). It’s a delightful mashup of farce and seriousness that holds up a mirror to the world of corporate greed, while also lambasting the very essence of crime. With each laugh, you might find yourself pondering the existential dread of your own 9-to-5 existence. After all, if crime can be this organized and strategic, perhaps your job in the office isn’t so bad after all. Or is it? Condition: This book has been lovingly used, cradled in the hands of people who obviously appreciate the fine art of questionable decision-making. Expect a few creases and dog-eared pages, each one a testament to a reader who probably had a good laugh... or a crisis. The spine is intact, but the soul, much like the characters within, is a little worn around the edges. So whether you’re a connoisseur of irony or just looking for a good chuckle about the absurdities of crime and capitalism, "Crime Inc" promises to deliver a unique blend of humor that’s both cringe-inducing and thought-provoking. Grab your copy, maybe a cup of tea, and embark on a journey that only Martin Short could have envisioned. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only crime is leaving without a quirky read! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2586/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/crime-inc-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames Methuen 9780423011203 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2585 Secrecy and Power by Richard Gid Powers Ah, the illustrious tome that is "Secrecy and Power" by Richard Gid Powers—a book so steeped in intrigue and speculation, it could practically host its own secret society. Published in 1988, a year when shoulder pads were as essential as a good conspiracy theory, this text promises to peel back the layers of mystery that surround the covert machinations of power. It’s as if the author decided that the truth was too mundane and instead opted to lace his observations with the kind of labyrinthine thinking that could make even a cat’s cradle look straightforward. This volume is not merely a scholarly exploration; it’s a veritable treasure chest filled with everything from political machinations to clandestine operations and the delightful paradox of secrecy itself. One can only imagine Powers, pen in one hand and a vintage magnifying glass in the other, unraveling the intricacies of power dynamics while sipping Earl Grey in a stately library—complete with a cat named Sir Whiskerson holding court on the window sill. For those who find the modern world too transparent (yes, even in the age of social media), this book offers a refreshing dose of opacity. It’s a reminder that sometimes, to understand the world around us, we must journey down the rabbit hole of the obscure, where shadows dance and whispered rumors hold more weight than the front page of a tabloid. Your understanding of history will never be the same once you’ve peeked behind the curtain, or at least it will be more amusingly confusing. What do you get when you mix the political savvy of Machiavelli with the dramatic flair of a Shakespearean play? Why, "Secrecy and Power," of course! Whether you’re a history buff, a conspiracy theorist, or just someone who enjoys a good read whilst sipping on a mug of questionable tea, this book serves as a delightful companion that raises more questions than it answers. Prepare for a meandering journey through the annals of secrecy where everyone is both suspect and suspect-er. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself contemplating whether you should take notes or simply nod along with an air of knowingness while making cryptic remarks at social gatherings. Did you know that discussing this book in public spaces has been known to elevate your intellectual standing? Just be sure to keep your voice low and your eyes darting around, because who knows who’s listening? You might just reveal a power play in your own backyard. Condition: Used, but fear not! This copy has been gently handled by previous owners who probably engaged in deep discussions over its contents, perhaps even in hushed tones over their cups of tea. Expect yellowed pages that whisper secrets of their own, a spine that may creak as if it’s trying to convey its own mysterious message, and the occasional marginalia that might just be more intriguing than the text itself. After all, every crease tells a story, and each smudge could be the remnant of a clandestine snack enjoyed during a particularly riveting chapter. In a world where the truth is often shrouded in layers of obfuscation, why not arm yourself with knowledge dripping in irony and wit? This book might not have the answers, but it certainly entertains while you ponder the big questions about power and secrecy—the very topics that keep those in power up at night. So, let the mind games begin, and who knows? You might find yourself questioning everything from your morning toast to the very essence of authority. Offered by Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more obscure than our titles is the condition they come in. Grab your copy of "Secrecy and Power" today, because in the grand scheme of things, who doesn’t want a little more enigma on their bookshelf? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2585/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/secrecy-and-power-feb-2025.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Free Press 9780029250617 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2584 Mortal Error by Bonar Menninger In a world where the line between genius and madness is as thin as the paper it’s printed on, Bonar Menninger’s 1992 opus, "Mortal Error," unfolds like a particularly perplexing origami crane—beautiful yet entirely baffling. Published by Sidgwick & Jackson, a name that may evoke a sense of nostalgia (or perhaps sheer confusion), this tome aims to unravel the intricacies of a singularly perilous incident while simultaneously testing your patience as a reader. Here, Menninger takes us on a wobbly ride through the annals of human fallibility, where every page is a delightful dance with disaster, kind of like watching someone try to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. Over the abyss. During an earthquake. The book offers a masterclass in how to write a non-fiction narrative that is as slippery as a bar of soap in a bathtub. Menninger’s prose envelops the reader like an overly ambitious fog on a damp British morning—enough to obscure your vision but not quite dense enough to warrant a full-blown panic. You’ll find yourself asking profound questions, like "Am I supposed to care about this?" and "Why did I think this would be a good idea?" Yes, it’s that kind of read—one where optimism and skepticism engage in an awkward tango, leaving your expectations sprawled on the floor like a discarded shopping list. As you plunge into the dizzying depths of "Mortal Error," you might be struck by the feeling that Menninger is not just teasing out errors in mortal judgment; he is also playfully inviting you to question your own life choices. Did you really need to buy this book? Could you have opted for a nice cup of tea instead? These questions linger over every perplexing paragraph, wrapping you in a warm embrace of irony, much like an overly affectionate cat that also happens to be a bit of a jerk. If you’re wondering what makes "Mortal Error" such a unique specimen in the literary ecosystem, here are a few tantalizing tidbits: It’s practically a masterclass in literary procrastination—perfect for those who want to appear intellectually engaged while ultimately achieving very little. Menninger’s ability to weave together disparate threads of narrative will leave you questioning not just the content but also your own sanity. The cover art is a delightful relic of the early ’90s, featuring colours and fonts that would make even the most seasoned graphic designer weep. Each chapter feels like a cryptic crossword puzzle that has gone rogue, demanding your utmost concentration but offering little in return. It contains enough existential dread to fuel an entire season of a British drama series, minus the riveting character arcs. Condition: Used but valiantly clinging to life, this volume bears the marks of its journey through time, including creases, occasional coffee stains, and the lingering scent of existential crisis. Each page is dotted with the previous owner’s questionable annotations and the faint echo of their bewilderment, making it a perfect companion for anyone who enjoys a dash of chaos with their reading. Think of it as an archaeological dig into the psyche of those who dared to read it before you. If you’re looking to expand your bookshelf with a piece that is as much a conversation starter as it is a puzzle, “Mortal Error” might just be your ticket. Or it might not. Who can tell? Either way, it’s a lovely addition to any collection—especially if you’re trying to impress your friends with your eclectic taste in literature. After all, nothing says “I’m sophisticated yet delightfully unpredictable” like a book from Crappy Old Books. So grab your copy, and prepare for an experience that’s as error-prone as human nature itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2584/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mortal-error-feb-2025.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sidgwick & Jackson 9780283061363 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2583 Hoffas Man by Joseph Franco and Richard Hammer In the grand tradition of literary collaborations that may be best described as “inexplicable,” we present to you "Hoffas Man," an adventurous romp through the shadowy underbelly of America’s most notorious Teamster. Authored by the enigmatic duo of Joseph Franco and Richard Hammer, this 1987 speculative masterpiece takes a rather audacious stab at exploring the life of Jimmy Hoffa’s confidant, blending fact with fiction in a way that will leave you pondering if it was penned during an extended lunch break or, perhaps, a prolonged existential crisis. It’s the kind of book that begs the question: is this a biography, a thriller, or an elaborate practical joke on the reader? Picture it: the late ’80s, a time when the world was just grasping the concept of a mullet but hadn’t quite figured out aerobic videos. What better backdrop for the gritty saga of union meetings, clandestine deals, and enough intrigue to make a soap opera look like a knitting circle? If you thought the pages of history were dry, think again—this book is drenched in the sweat of hard-living men who likely had a precarious relationship with the law, and maybe their mothers too. The authors, Franco and Hammer, pull you into a whirlwind of dramatic retellings, where every chapter feels like it was written on a napkin at some dimly lit diner while sipping the strongest cup of coffee this side of a brick wall. You can almost smell the tobacco and regret that wafts off the pages, a fragrant reminder of a time when loyalty was measured in both cash and the occasional back-alley handshake. As you flip through the pages, you will encounter a plethora of delightful characters, from mobsters who make your average villain look like a dilly-dallying schoolboy, to union leaders bursting at the seams with zeal and charisma—who may or may not have had an unhealthy fascination with power tools. The plot dances like a drunk uncle at a wedding, zigzagging through betrayals, alliances, and perhaps the occasional recipe for a truly questionable meatloaf. But let’s not forget the real stars of the show: the dialogues that read like they were lifted straight from a B-movie script filled with tired clichés and exaggerated bravado. You might find yourself questioning if the characters are written to be memorable or merely to provide comic relief as they navigate a world far less glamorous than the glossy covers of magazines would have you believe. Spoiler alert: it’s usually the latter. Condition: This book has had its fair share of adventures and has come out the other side slightly worse for wear. Expect the pages to be a little dog-eared, perhaps with a few errant coffee stains that add a certain je ne sais quoi to the experience. It may even carry the scent of a bygone era, reminiscent of old leather jackets and the distinct aroma of danger. Wear and tear is to be expected, but who wouldn’t want a book that looks like it’s lived a life of its own? It’s practically begging to be passed around at your next book club meeting, perhaps as a conversation starter about the whimsical world of obscure literature. If you’re in the market for a book that dances on the edge of absurdity and historical recounting, "Hoffas Man" is your ticket to the kind of literary entertainment that likely won’t win any awards but will certainly win your heart—or at least your bemusement. It’s the perfect addition to that shelf where you keep the quirky tomes that make guests raise an eyebrow and say, “What on earth is this?” So, whether you’re a history buff, a fan of the absurd, or merely someone looking to invest in a literary curiosity that may or may not provide insight into the dark art of labor relations, this is the book for you. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books before it vanishes as quickly as Hoffa himself. Happy reading, or whatever you choose to call it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2583/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hoffas-man-feb-2025.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prentice Hall 9780135177648 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2582 The End Of The Street by Linda Melvern Step right up for a curious journey through the shadowy corridors of suburbia with Linda Melvern’s 1986 masterpiece, "The End Of The Street." Published by the venerable Methuen, this book promises to take you on a stroll down a lane that’s less about the picturesque roses and more about the thorns you might step on while pondering the existential crises of your next-door neighbour’s cat. Yes, you read that correctly; the feline in question may just hold the secrets to the universe—or at least the secrets to why your recycling bin keeps disappearing every Thursday. The cover, adorned with the subtle hues of the 1980s—think faded teal and a slightly unsettling shade of beige—might not entice you at first glance. But, as you peel back the layers of this dusty tome, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of characters so delightfully mundane that they could easily be mistaken for your great aunt’s knitting circle. You’ll encounter Doris, who has a peculiar obsession with garden gnomes, and Nigel, the man who believes that the government is spying on him through the local pigeons. Yes, they are as fascinating as they sound, which is to say, not very, but that’s the beauty of it. Every page is steeped in the kind of irony that only a writer who has survived at least three dull dinner parties can achieve. Melvern’s prose elicits the kind of chuckles that are more akin to sympathetic nods than belly laughs, navigating the fine line between the absurdity of life and the mundanity of it all. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when an entire street learns that a hedgehog was elected as the community association president, well, my friend, you’re in for a treat. Spoiler alert: it’s about as scandalous as a bake sale gone awry. But let us not forget the central theme of this literary parade: the end of the street itself. Is it a metaphor for the end of days? A poignant reflection on the boundaries we set in life, or perhaps just a clever ruse to keep nosy neighbours from prying too deeply into each other’s lives? Melvern, with her signature wit and penchant for the ridiculous, dances around these questions with the grace of a slightly tipsy ballerina. As you flip through these well-thumbed pages, you may encounter the occasional coffee stain or dog-eared corner—signs of a life well-lived (or possibly just a reminder of the bygone era of 1980s interior design). Each blemish tells a story, much like the residents of the street themselves, trapped in a cycle of petty grievances and unsolicited advice. It’s like living in a sitcom—if sitcoms were based on the daily lives of slightly disheveled individuals who consider a trip to the local greengrocer a thrilling adventure. Condition: This book is decidedly used, with a charming patina that suggests it has been loved, neglected, and then found again—probably in a forgotten corner of a musty attic. Expect a couple of creased pages and a lingering scent of nostalgia that may lead you to fondly recall your own less-than-thrilling encounters with life’s absurdities. It’s not just a book; it’s a relic, a conversation starter, and perhaps an excellent reason to avoid the topic of politics at your next gathering. In conclusion, if you’re on the lookout for a literary escapade that meanders through the absurdities of suburban life, look no further than "The End Of The Street." It’s a book that dares to ask the questions we all ponder while waiting for the kettle to boil: What’s truly at the end of our respective streets? And why, oh why, do we never seem to find out? Available through the delightful chaos that is Crappy Old Books, this tome is ready to be your next dubious adventure in domesticity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2582/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-end-of-the-street-feb-2025.jpg 0.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen 9780413146403 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2581 Mr Capone by Robert J Schoenberg In a world where the mafia is not merely a topic of dinner-table chatter but a full-blown subject of academic study, you might find yourself wondering what the charmingly enigmatic Mr. Capone has to say for himself. Published in 1995 by the illustrious Robson Books, Robert J. Schoenberg’s "Mr Capone" flings open the door to the smog-laden back alleys of organized crime and, if you’re lucky, flops right onto your foot with all the grace of a three-legged elephant. One might assume this book is just another attempt to romanticize the life of one Alphonse "Al" Capone, but think again! The irony is thick enough to spread on toast, or perhaps serve alongside your favourite dubious meat product. As you turn each page, expect to encounter a cavalcade of characters that even a soap opera would deem too outrageous. Schoenberg’s prose barrels through the annals of American crime like a rogue taxi cab, swerving unpredictably between fact and fiction, history and hyperbole. You may feel as if you are being chased by the very ghosts of prohibition, who sometimes pause to roll their eyes at the antics of their living counterparts. Readers may find themselves questioning whether this isn’t more a critique of the glorified mobster culture than an homage. Or perhaps, just perhaps, it’s both, like a spaghetti dish that simultaneously mocks and celebrates its own existence. Did you know that Capone’s life was not just a series of gangster clichés? Indeed, Schoenberg claims our beloved Mr. Capone had hobbies beyond running speakeasies and avoiding the law. With a flair for the absurd, expect revelations about his passion for macramé or his secret talent for knitting—provided that it was done in the backroom of a bar with the heavy scent of gunpowder lingering in the air. One can only imagine the bizarre art exhibitions he might have hosted, where the only entry fee was a look the other way from local law enforcement. One cannot help but appreciate the audacity of a book that merges the mundane with the utterly ludicrous. Schoenberg’s meticulous attention to detail creates a bizarre tapestry of Capone’s life that is as enjoyable as it is baffling. The author invites you to ponder important questions such as: What would Capone do in a modern-day Instagram battle? How would he react to gluten-free pasta? And, most importantly, would he dare to wear socks with sandals? As you flip through the pages of "Mr Capone," you might also come across a selection of delightful anecdotes that serve no purpose other than to remind one that the past is often stranger than fiction. Prepare for a whimsical ride through a narrative that some may argue is a parody of itself, filled with twists that would make your average soap opera look like a straightforward documentary. Here, the narrative is less a straight line and more a tightrope walk over a pit of crocodiles—if the crocodiles were made of marshmallows and the tightrope was strung with spaghetti. Condition: This copy of "Mr Capone" has seen its fair share of life—perhaps it once belonged to a mobster wannabe who left it in a café, or maybe it was lovingly tucked away in an attic by someone who felt a peculiar affinity for organized crime. It bears the marks of time: dog-eared pages, a slight coffee stain that suggests late-night reading with a side of caffeine, and a spine that reveals it has been opened more times than the average person might care to admit. It’s used, but not in a way that screams neglect; rather, it humbly announces, “I have stories to tell.” So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of the bizarre, with a penchant for books that dance on the fine line between reverence and mockery, then "Mr Capone" is your ticket to a world where the absurd reigns supreme. Embrace the irony, relish the quirks, and remember: you may very well be about to uncover the most ridiculous chapter of American history yet. This delightful oddity is presented to you by Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a tale and every spine bears a story—if you’re brave enough to read it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2581/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mr-capone-feb-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robson Books 9780860519669 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2577 Fleet Street Remembered by Tony Gray Ah, Fleet Street, that illustrious avenue where the ink ran as thick as the gossip, and the only thing more reliable than a newspaper headline was the inevitable fizzling out of journalistic integrity. In “Fleet Street Remembered,” Tony Gray invites you to embark on a nostalgic journey through the cobbled streets of this bygone era, where wordsmiths wielded their pens like swords and every headline had the power to incite a riot—or at least a mild eyebrow raise over a cup of tea. Published in 1990 by Heinemann—an imprint famous for its daring allegiance to things that ought to have remained unsaid—this tome isn’t just a trip down memory lane; it’s more akin to a ramble through a particularly foggy alley. Expect to meet a rogue’s gallery of notorious journalists, long-forgotten scandals, and, of course, those peculiar little footnotes of history that remind us that not all of life’s tales are made for the front page. Gray’s prose is as sharp as a freshly honed quill, and just as likely to stab you in the eye if you’re not paying attention. His observations are laden with irony that may or may not have been intentional, making you wonder if he’s laughing with you or at you—or perhaps a bit of both, which is the true art of Fleet Street storytelling. You’ll find yourself musing over the fragility of the truth as it intertwines with the delusions of grandeur that often accompany a byline. But what exactly can you expect to discover between these well-worn pages? Well, brace yourself for: A historical timeline that feels more like a rollercoaster ride through an amusement park of misadventures. Charming anecdotes that will make you question whether the “good old days” were ever as good as the nostalgic tales suggest. Insider gossip that might just make you reconsider your subscription to any newspaper published after, say, 1975. Reflections on the decline of print media that, in a twist of fate, could serve as an ironic homage to the digital era. A sprinkling of footnotes so entertaining they practically deserve their own spin-off series. Condition: Used—and when we say “used,” we mean it’s seen a few things. The cover is slightly dog-eared, perhaps hinting at a life of passionate reading—or perhaps simply a few too many cups of tea knocked over it. Pages may be yellowed, which adds a certain charm, reminiscent of ancient manuscripts. In some parts, you might even find the occasional margin note, offering you glimpses into the thoughts of those who dared to pen their own reflections. Who knew that “LOL” would ever grace the pages of a historical account? As you traverse the pages of “Fleet Street Remembered,” you may find yourself laughing, cringing, or perhaps getting that weird, nagging feeling that you ought to have learned something important. In this curious compilation, Gray dares to ask: was Fleet Street ever really what it claimed to be? Or was it just a stage where everyone played their parts a little too well? One thing is for certain: by the end, you’ll be left wondering what exactly you’ve just read, and if it truly matters in the grand scheme of things—or if it just matters to you. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where nostalgia and irony collide in a chaotic yet oddly satisfying manner. Grab your copy and rediscover Fleet Street, where the ghosts of journalists past still linger, whispering tales that perhaps ought to stay buried—but really, isn’t that half the fun? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2577/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fkeet-street-remembered-feb-2025.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann 9780434277889 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2576 Arnhem by Martin Middlebrook In the realm of historical literature, where dusty tomes whisper secrets of yesteryears, “Arnhem” by Martin Middlebrook emerges as an oddity—a curious relic from 1994, diligently published by Viking, yet somehow embodying the spirit of a bygone era as if it were a time-traveler lost in the 21st century. This book is not merely about the infamous battle; it’s a satirical commentary on the absurdity of warfare wrapped in a slightly tattered cover, waiting for a new reader to give it a second chance at life. One can only imagine how many times it has been passed from one shelf to another, each time accumulating a little more character and a dust bunny or two. Middlebrook, a veritable bard of battle, takes us on a riveting journey through the muddy fields of Arnhem, where paratroopers danced with fate while dodging German artillery like it was a particularly aggressive game of dodgeball. One could say this book is like a dinner party where every guest is a soldier with a story, and the main course is served with a side of existential dread and a heaping of irony. Readers may find themselves chuckling at the sheer ridiculousness of it all, as bravery and folly merge under the chaotic skies of war. As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter a parade of misfit characters who, much like the book itself, are slightly worn around the edges but packed with tales that refuse to fade into obscurity. Middlebrook’s vivid prose and attention to intricate details make this historical account feel less like a textbook and more like a raucous anecdote told over several pints in a dimly-lit pub, complete with the occasional hiccup of truth and embellishment. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be knee-deep in mud and heroics, this book might just be your ticket—though do remember to bring your wellies. It is in the footnotes and the margins where the real magic lies. Middlebrook weaves in reflections that dance between the profound and the absurd, asking readers to ponder the bewildering nature of human conflict. If wars were won by witty one-liners, Arnhem might have turned out quite differently. The author’s unique perspective leaves you with a lingering question: was any of this really worth the fuss, or were they all just missing the latest edition of “How to Avoid Getting Shot at 101”? In a world where most war narratives gravitate towards the glorification of heroism, Middlebrook dares to shine a light on the murky underbelly of battle, revealing the folly and farce that often accompany valiant deeds. The writing is as lively as a fox hunt gone awry, offering insight laced with irony that could make even the ghosts of fallen soldiers crack a smile. Indeed, it’s a testament to the human spirit that even in the face of calamity, laughter manages to seep through the cracks. Condition: This used copy of “Arnhem” is a testament to its journey through time—like a vintage wine that has seen better days but still packs a punch. The spine might be a tad creased, and the cover shows signs of wear that suggest it has been loved, loathed, or at least used as a coffee-table conversation starter. Expect some dog-eared pages and marginal notes that might reveal more about previous readers than the actual text. A treasure trove of history awaits, albeit one with a few scuffs and smudges. So, if you find yourself yearning for a philosophical jaunt through the absurdity of war or simply wish to impress your friends with your eclectic taste in second-hand literature, look no further. “Arnhem” offers a delightful mix of history and irony, perfect for anyone who enjoys a dash of clever commentary served alongside their battle narratives. Grab this quirky little volume from Crappy Old Books, and remember: it’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a history lesson, and possibly a new best friend—albeit one that’s slightly worn but still quite charming. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2576/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/arnhem-feb-2025.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Viking 9780670835461 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2574 Where Are You Now by Mary Higgins Clark In a world where existential musings and a touch of melodrama collide, Mary Higgins Clark invites you to ponder life’s most pressing question: Where Are You Now? Perhaps not the most groundbreaking inquiry, but when cloaked in the veil of suspense and the author’s signature storytelling style, it becomes an enthralling riddle. This 2008 Pocket Books edition promises not just to entertain, but to prompt existential crises and moments of sheer curiosity, all from the comfort of your worn armchair. Who knew a question could hold so much intrigue, especially when it’s flanked by a couple of over-caffeinated plot twists? Here we have a volume that doesn’t just sit idly on your shelf like a forgotten holiday ornament; it beckons you to engage with its pages, to unravel the depths of its mysteries, and to question where, exactly, you are in relation to the book itself. Is it a metaphor for life? A psychological puzzle? Or just a clever marketing ploy to keep readers hooked? Whatever it is, you’re bound to find yourself invested in the whereabouts of its characters—or at least in the whereabouts of the nearest snack while you read. Mary Higgins Clark, the matriarch of suspense, has mastered the art of keeping readers on the edge of their seats while simultaneously inviting them to consider their own life trajectories. The narrative’s twists and turns could very well make you ponder not just where the characters are, but also where you’ve been and, goodness, where you hope to go after finishing this book. It’s a delightful spiral into an introspective rabbit hole, complete with a labyrinth of intrigue and a few questionable life choices thrown in for good measure. Condition: This marvel of literary inquiry is second-hand and used, which means it might contain the slight aroma of old paper and the faintest hint of someone else’s existential dread. Expect dog-eared pages that tell stories of their own, perhaps a coffee stain or two—those are battle scars of a well-loved book. The spine may bear the marks of a tussle with an overzealous reader who couldn’t put it down, which only adds to its charm. You might even find a stray bookmark left behind, an abandoned love letter to the characters who once inhabited the pages. It’s a nostalgic reminder that stories live on, even when the readers move on. As you delve into this literary treasure, consider the potential of every turn of the page. Will you find solace in knowing that others ponder the same questions? Will you discover the whereabouts of your lost time or the elusive sense of closure you’ve been chasing? Or will you simply enjoy the ride while sipping your tea, suddenly aware that you’ve been neglecting your own reality? Inside these pages, you can expect themes that might revolve around love, loss, or, dare we say, a hidden truth that cannot remain buried any longer. One can only speculate how deep Mary Higgins Clark digs into the psyche of her characters, but one thing is for certain: the journey is bound to be an amusing one. Perhaps you’ll even find your own conclusions about where you are now in relation to the universe and the questionable decisions you’ve made regarding your second-hand book collection. So why not snag this edition from Crappy Old Books? It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a portal to ponderings, and a delightful oddity to add to your shelves. After all, who doesn’t want a book that raises more questions than it answers while simultaneously promising an evening of entertainment? The only question remaining is—are you ready to find out where you are now? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2574/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/where-are-you-now-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9781847392220 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2572 If Cats Could Talk by New Seasons Have you ever wondered what your feline overlord might chat about if, by some miracle of evolution (or a very clever wizard), they could articulate their thoughts in a human tongue? Well, wonder no more! Enter the pages of If Cats Could Talk by the mysteriously named New Seasons, where you’ll find a delightful blend of whimsy, sarcasm, and possibly the world’s most convoluted interpretation of the domesticated cat’s inner monologue, all wrapped up in a cover so unassuming that it could easily be mistaken for a cat-themed therapy manual. Cats cant talk, this book is FAKE BOOK. Its essentially a bunch of pictures, for example, a picture of a cat, and what its saying is Ears Scratch Now, and other things like I hope My dinner is ready. Theres a space for you to write your name in the front. The previous owner didn’t fill in their name, so its all good to go for you. You will need a pen or pencil or a crayon or something. Published in the halcyon days of 2005, this book seems poised to answer the age-old question: "What on earth might Mr Whiskers be thinking while plotting the demise of my favourite houseplant?" Spoiler alert: it probably involves a lot of disdain for your culinary choices and profound reflection on the existential dread of being a house cat in a world dominated by humans who insist on dressing them in ridiculous outfits. But fret not! Each page is saturated with the kind of insight only a cat could offer, possibly revealing that your beloved pet finds your attempts at affection slightly less appealing than a stray piece of lint. Don’t be fooled by the cheery title; you’re unlikely to find heartfelt declarations of love and loyalty here. Instead, expect a sardonic take on the typical cat’s life—a life filled with naps, strategic plotting from the windowsill, and an unwavering disdain for your attempts to control the remote. New Seasons has somehow managed to pen a cat’s memoir—or perhaps a manifesto—while infusing each thought with the kind of dark humour that only a creature who spends 18 hours a day sleeping could muster. What you’re holding is essentially a mind-boggling exploration into whether cats think of their humans as benevolent deities or merely glorified servants who occasionally serve tuna. Inside this not-so-universal experience of cat-ownership, you might stumble upon some enlightening observations about feline life, such as: The complex social hierarchy of the local neighbourhood cats. The sheer audacity of humans trying to train them. Why the red dot is both the source of their existential crisis and ultimate joy. Investigative reports on the mysterious disappearance of fish from dinner plates. Philosophical musings on the merits of knocking things off tables. Now, let’s address the bit that truly matters—the Condition: This used copy of If Cats Could Talk shows signs of having been loved, perhaps a little too much. Expect dog-eared pages (ironic, isn’t it?), a couple of rogue cat hairs embedded in the spine (sorry!), and a faint scent of catnip that adds a certain, well, authenticity to your reading experience. If this book could talk, it would probably demand to be placed on a shelf of honour, preferably the highest one, away from any potential feline threat. New Seasons has crafted an ironic delight that begs to be read, discussed, and maybe even left on the coffee table as an icebreaker for those awkward gatherings where the human guests have yet to learn the difference between a Maine Coon and a Bengal. It’s perfect for anyone who has ever gazed into their cat’s unblinking eyes and pondered what grand plans of world domination are brewing behind those slitted pupils. Grab this chance to peek behind the curtain of your cat’s mystique—if you dare! So, whether you’re a proud cat servant or merely a curious human, this is the book you didn’t know you needed. Just remember, sometimes the best conversations are the ones that don’t happen, and with If Cats Could Talk, you might find a new appreciation for the eloquence of silence. Available at Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story—whether it wants to share it or not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2572/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/if-cats-could-talk-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Seasons 9781412740517 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2571 Tea with Hitler by Dean Palmer In the bewildering landscape of current historical narratives, few titles manage to capture the imagination quite like "Tea with Hitler." One might assume this is a cheeky exposé on the peculiarities of the Führer’s tea preferences—a surreal romp through a world where Earl Grey mixes with megalomania. Alas, author Dean Palmer has concocted something far more intricate than a mere afternoon tea party that spirals into a political tête-à-tête. Published in 2022 by the esteemed History Press, this book beckons the reader into a labyrinth of oddities and missteps that could only be woven through the lens of hindsight, irony, and a rather British sense of humor. Imagine, if you will, a world where one could casually sip Darjeeling while engaging in a discourse with history’s most infamous dictator. Palmer, with his delightful penchant for the absurd, invites us into this hypothetical encounter—a scenario that raises the question: what on earth would one say to the man responsible for some of the most catastrophic decisions in modern history? Would one discuss the finer points of scone-making or perhaps critique the architecture of the Reichstag? The possibilities are endless, and Palmer exploits this potential with an audacity that is both unsettling and hysterical. The author’s narrative flits between the absurd and the unsettling, illuminating how casual encounters with historical figures can reveal the incongruity and folly of their grandeur. He deftly navigates the choppy waters of morality, exploring how a cup of tea could serve as a façade for deeper, murkier discussions about power, tyranny, and the eternal British obsession with politeness—an ironic twist when juxtaposed against the backdrop of fascism. Palmer’s writing is punctuated with such wry observation that you may find yourself laughing one moment, only to feel a twinge of guilt the next. But what exactly can one glean from a conversation over tea with a man notorious for his disdain for civility? Palmer tantalizes the reader by offering an unusual lens through which to understand the banalities of evil. He delves into the absurdity of small talk, where chit-chat with a tyrant becomes a study in contrasts, reflecting the very essence of human interaction—even in the direst situations. It’s this peculiar blend of realism and surrealism that makes "Tea with Hitler" a conversation starter, or perhaps even a party trick for the more daring of hosts. Throughout the book, Palmer invites us to ponder a few essential questions: What would one wear to such an encounter? Would it be faux pas to bring biscuits? And how does one politely decline a second cup when the host is, well, a historical monster? Each chapter is a playful examination of etiquette, morphed through the lens of historical tragedy, leaving the reader both entertained and slightly perplexed. Such is the life of a book that dares to tread where few dare to brew. Condition: Used, though the coffee rings on the cover give it an air of authenticity, as if it has indeed seen some action at a most unconventional tea party. The pages may be slightly yellowed, but they carry the wisdom of many a pondering reader. Expect occasional marginalia—notes by past owners contemplating the absurdity of their own lives in juxtaposition to the grand theatrics of Hitler’s regime. Who knew that this book could serve as both a historical commentary and the ultimate conversation piece? As you turn the pages, you may find yourself musing over the irreverence of discussing world domination while navigating the nuances of cream versus milk in one’s tea. Palmer’s wit is nothing if not sharp, slicing through the heavy topics with the deftness of a well-placed cucumber sandwich. You will certainly be left questioning the nature of civility and the bizarre social constructs that allow us to sip tea with tyrants, both figuratively and literally. For those who appreciate the bizarre intersections of history and humor, "Tea with Hitler" is a delightful addition to your bookshelf, or perhaps just a curious conversational piece for your coffee table. Make sure to snag your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the peculiar meets the profound, and where every second-hand tome has a story waiting to be told—preferably over a cup of something warm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2571/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Tea-with-hitler-feb-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books History Press 9781803990118 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2570 The Story Of Everest by WH Murray In a world where every hillock proudly boasts its own grandeur, there looms one colossal peak that dares to be the most pretentious of them all: Everest. Enter the pages of "The Story of Everest," a delightful tome penned by the intrepid W.H. Murray in the year 1953, a time when men were men, and mountains were merely inconvenient obstacles between them and a good cup of tea. Published by Dent & Sons, this book unfurls like a Victorian gentleman at a soirée—exquisite, slightly musty, and perhaps a tad too proud of its lineage. Do you have an insatiable thirst for tales of frosty escapades? Perhaps you find yourself yearning for a narrative that recounts the same ascent over and over, but with just enough variation in the descriptions of frostbite to keep you on the edge of your seat? Look no further! Murray’s captivating prose will transport you to the lofty heights of adventure—if only your imagination could handle the altitude. You’ll learn about climbers who, in their fervent desire to conquer the “top of the world,” perhaps forgot that the world has more than just one peak. But who are we to judge when they had ice axes and a naïve sense of perseverance? As you leaf through this treasure trove of high-altitude anecdotes peppered with the occasional existential crisis, you might wonder if Murray had a hidden agenda to make readers feel terribly underachieved while simultaneously craving a hot chocolate. The sheer commitment to scale Everest is admirable, yet one can’t help but chuckle at the thought of these brave souls lugging around heavy gear and climbing ropes, all in the name of capturing a view that, let’s face it, looks remarkably similar no matter where you stand. A view that, if you squint hard enough, you could probably see from your living room window—if you happen to live in the right part of the world, or if perhaps your imagination is particularly vivid. Besides witty accounts of frost and folly, the book features a delightful blend of technical jargon and poetic musings. Murray, in his infinite wisdom, meticulously details the struggles of man against nature—though one might argue that the real struggle lies in deciphering the book’s more esoteric passages. It’s almost as if the author is inviting readers to embrace the cold, embrace the struggle, and, dare we say, embrace the ever-looming existential dread that comes with realizing the futility of it all. But fear not, dear reader! For each page promises not just a narrative of highs and lows, but also an almost Sisyphean journey through the minds of those who dared to risk life and limb for a photo op at the top. Bravo, indeed! If you’re the sort of daring soul who prefers to soak in the ambiance of ancient glaciers from the comfort of your couch, this book is an absolute must-have. After all, the only thing more thrilling than climbing Everest is reading about it while snuggled in your favorite armchair, wrapped in a blanket and sipping on a cup of tea. And let’s be honest—who really wants to endure the hassle of packing for such a trip when you can enjoy the same thrill from the safety of your own home, perhaps while gently scolding the kettle for taking its time? So, what can you expect from "The Story of Everest"? A journey through the ages, a historical retrospective of those who tried, and a fair amount of poetic waxing and waning about the virtues of climbing mountains no one asked to be climbed. Join W.H. Murray on this expedition of epic proportions, and discover the truths that are both monumental and utterly mundane. Condition: This delightful adventure is, unfortunately, not in pristine shape. The pages are yellowed with wisdom and perhaps a few coffee stains—testaments to its previous owners’ penchant for literary snacking. Expect some creases, an occasional dog-eared page, and a certain *je ne sais quoi* that comes with age. Perfectly imperfect, just like the climbers it chronicles. So, if you find yourself yearning for the combination of nostalgia, a slight chill, and an existential crisis, look no further than Crappy Old Books for your next literary adventure. Grab your copy of "The Story of Everest" and embark on a journey that may not require oxygen, but definitely requires a keen sense of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2570/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-everest-feb-2025.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dent & Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2569 The Bitch by Jackie Collins Ah, the 1980s—a decade of extravagant hairstyles, questionable fashion choices, and the emergence of novels that were just as gaudy as the gold chains adorning the chests of their more flamboyant characters. Enter "The Bitch" by Jackie Collins, a title that surely requires no introduction, yet here we are, diving headfirst into its opulent depths. Released in 1984 by Pan Books during a time when shoulder pads could practically double as flotation devices, this literary treasure chest promises a peek into a world that is nothing short of scandalous. In this little slice of literary pie, readers will find themselves on a rollercoaster ride through the glitzy underbelly of fame, fortune, and the inevitable catfights that ensue when egos the size of London buses collide. Collins, often dubbed the queen of glamorous fiction, spins a yarn that is as treacherous as it is enticing, showcasing characters who are not only larger than life but also sharper than a well-honed stiletto. This is not a novel for the faint-hearted or those averse to the dazzlingly absurd; it’s a veritable buffet of excess, served with a side of sass. Our protagonist (because every good story needs one, right?) is a force of nature, an embodiment of ambition wrapped in designer silk. As she navigates a world filled with backstabbing rivals and the kind of snarky repartee that could cut glass, one must wonder if there’s ever a dull moment. Spoiler alert: there isn’t. This is a narrative that promises and delivers more twists than a pretzel factory, making it mandatory reading for anyone who has ever found themselves pondering the complexities of power dynamics while lounging in a hot tub surrounded by glitterati. Condition: Used. But fret not, dear reader! This is not the type of used that comes with the faint whiff of mildew or the despair of forgotten bookmarks. Instead, it’s more of a lovingly-thumbed-through sort of used—where a few revelatory passages may have been highlighted in pink highlighter, possibly the same shade as the cover. There may even be a few coffee stains, perhaps left behind by someone who simply couldn’t put the book down during an intense plot twist. Think of it as character-building for the paperback; it has lived, it has stories of its own, and it is now ready for you to add your own chapter. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll discover that "The Bitch" is packed to the brim with the sort of outrageous scenarios and sizzling dialogue that could make even the most seasoned gossip columnist blush. Jackie Collins knows how to craft a scene that is both over-the-top and oddly relatable—if you’ve ever found yourself in a sticky situation involving a celebrity, a high-stakes deal, and a pair of very expensive sunglasses, you might just find a kindred spirit here. But what exactly can you expect from a novel with a title like "The Bitch"? Well, let’s break it down: A veritable smorgasbord of scandalous relationships Fashion statements that make you reconsider your entire wardrobe Dialogue that could ignite a fire in even the coldest of hearts Plot twists that make daytime soap operas look like child’s play Characters who embody the phrase “go big or go home” in every sense of the term In conclusion, pick this book up if you are in the mood for a wild ride through the opulent excesses of the 1980s or if you simply wish to add a splash of outrageous literary flair to your bookshelf. Just remember that with Crappy Old Books, every used book tells a tale, and this one comes with a glittery, dramatic flair that would make even the most jaded of readers sit up and take notice. So grab your sunglasses and get ready for a reading experience that is as over-the-top as it is undeniably enjoyable. Welcome to the world of Jackie Collins—where the stakes are high, and the drama is even higher! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2569/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bitch-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330285308 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2568 The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin by Beatrix Potter In a world where squirrels produce their own nutty enterprises and woodland creatures engage in more political intrigue than a 1980s soap opera, we find ourselves in the delightful company of the one and only Squirrel Nutkin. This unrepentant rascal, as portrayed by the illustrious Beatrix Potter, has made quite the splash in the quaint but tumultuous ecosystem of the Lake District. Released in 1987, this particular edition from Frederick Warne is less ’new release’ and more ’vintage treasure,’ like discovering an old VHS tape of your favorite show tucked away in a dusty attic. Now, as the title suggests, you might be wondering just what in the name of acorns is a Squirrel Nutkin? Is he part of an ancient Celtic ritual? A reincarnated nut merchant from a bygone era? Or perhaps he’s simply a squirrel with a penchant for mischief and an insatiable craving for hazelnuts? The truth, much like the contents of a squirrel’s cheek pouches, is delightfully ambiguous and leaves you searching for answers in the pages of this sprightly tale. As Nutkin cavorts and capers around the charmingly illustrated landscape, readers are introduced to an array of furry companions and adversaries. The book presents a dazzling array of woodland characters, each with their own quirks and eccentricities. You’ve got the wise old owl, who probably deserves a medal for dealing with the chaos that Nutkin brings, and a veritable menagerie of other creatures, each more peculiar than the last. The narrative unfolds like a squirrel’s acorn stash — a tad jumbled, but full of surprises and hidden treasures. But hold your acorns! This isn’t just about whimsical woodland frolics. Oh no, dear reader, there lies a deeper undercurrent of irony lurking beneath the surface, much like a muddy pond where our furry friends dare to swim. What appears to be a charming children’s story is actually a window into the chaos of childhood mischief, the tenacity of youthful spirit, and the subtle lessons that reveal themselves when one least expects them. The moral? Perhaps it’s best not to poke the proverbial bear—unless, of course, you fancy a bizarre adventure with consequences that would make even the bravest squirrel hesitate. Why, you ask, would you choose this particular book over a more contemporary tale? Well, let’s consider the reasons: It’s vintage, and vintage is always in—just like that questionable paisley jacket your uncle insists on wearing. The illustrations are a kaleidoscope of pastel colors that could make even the most cynical of adults smile (or question their life choices). It provides a legitimate excuse to wear a beret while sipping tea and pondering the intricacies of woodland diplomacy. It’s the ideal conversation starter for any social gathering, ensuring you don’t run out of things to say when the topic of squirrel etiquette inevitably arises. Plus, it’s a delightful reminder of simpler times when a squirrel could scamper about without a care in the world—and without the looming threat of climate change or overpriced avocado toast. Condition: This delightful volume is used, which means it bears the charming marks of a life well-lived, with slight creases and perhaps a few suspiciously nut-related stains. These imperfections merely add character and a sense of history, as if it has been passed from one curious hand to another, each adding their own layer to the story. It’s practically begging to continue its journey through the hands of eager young readers or the curious adult who still likes to indulge in the fantastical world of talking animals. So why not seize this opportunity to bring home "The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin"? It’s not just a book; it’s a doorway into a world where whimsy reigns supreme, and every turn of the page is an invitation to embrace the delightful absurdity of life. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where treasures like this await the discerning book lover ready to venture into the past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2568/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tale-of-sqirrel-nutkin-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Warne 9780723234616 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2567 Pride and Perjury by Jonathan Aitken In an age where the truth is often more fantastical than fiction, Jonathan Aitken’s *Pride and Perjury* emerges like a peculiar relic from a bygone era of political mischief and legal shenanigans. Published in the year 2000, when the Y2K bug was more concerning than the truth of a few celebrity affairs, this literary morsel invites readers into the murky waters where pride meets the slippery slope of perjury. Will you emerge unscathed or tangled in the web of Aitken’s cleverly crafted prose? The choice is yours, dear reader. Imagine a world where the author once stood at the helm of British politics, only to find himself navigating the treacherous currents of scandal and courtroom drama. This book serves as a delightful paradox, blending biography, political commentary, and a dash of courtroom thriller, all while keeping a stiff upper lip. As you flip through the pages, prepare to chuckle at the absurdity of it all—how pride can lead even the most respectable of gentlemen to trip over their own shoelaces of deception. With a title that begs for a discussion on ethics yet slyly nods to the art of dodging accountability, *Pride and Perjury* reads like a how-to guide for those wishing to master the fine art of double-speak. Aitken’s insights into the world of high-stakes politics feel as relevant today as they did when first penned, and yet, one can’t help but wonder if the author’s intentions were to enlighten or merely entertain. Perhaps a little of both? The narrative weaves through various episodes of Aitken’s life with the deftness of a cat burglar slipping through the shadows. At times, it feels like a faux memoir, peppered with Aitken’s unmistakable charm and, dare we say, a bit of self-indulgence. Readers may find themselves pausing to question whether they are learning from his missteps or simply relishing the delicious irony of a man caught in a quagmire of his own making. As you delve into the depths of political intrigue, keep an eye out for the following delightful elements: Witty repartees that would make Oscar Wilde nod in approval. Unfathomable legal jargon that may require a dictionary or an attorney on speed dial. Curiously candid anecdotes that straddle the line between confession and bravado. Philosophical musings on truth, pride, and the occasional slip of the tongue. Absurdity of the human condition as reflected through the lens of a high-profile life. Condition: This used copy of *Pride and Perjury* has lived a life, much like its author, one filled with twists and turns. There are signs of wear that suggest it has been eagerly thumbed through by those curious about the intersections of scandal and decorum. The spine exhibits a subtle creak, reminiscent of a seasoned politician’s promise, while the pages whisper tales of yesteryear. There may be a few coffee stains—perhaps a testament to late-night revelations—adding an air of authenticity to its narrative. Overall, it is a charming artifact of literary history that retains its wit despite its well-loved demeanour. As you contemplate whether to add this quirky tome to your collection, consider not just the words printed within but the stories it carries from one reader to another. For those willing to navigate the labyrinth of Aitken’s mind, this book promises to be an experience as ironic and layered as the life of the author himself. After all, who doesn’t enjoy the occasional dalliance with the absurd, especially when it’s wrapped in the pages of a second-hand book from Crappy Old Books? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2567/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pride-and-perjury-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Continuum 9780826472748 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2566 10000 Dreams and their Traditional Meanings by Foulsham Step right up and prepare to unravel the tangled tapestry of your subconscious with "10,000 Dreams and their Traditional Meanings," a veritable buffet of nocturnal revelations served in a slightly faded, yet mysteriously charming package. Published in 1995 by the ever-enigmatic Foulsham, this compendium is your ticket to a world where a dream about a flying pig could mean you’re about to inherit a fortune, or perhaps just that you had too much cheese before bed. This is really just a dictionary, a list of words and some crap relating to the words, such as Eloquent and Embalming. It doesn’t include terms like Back Stabbing Two Timing Bitch telling you in your dream yet again to go away as she is with other men now, etc etc, forever and ever for 30+ years. Now, let’s not kid ourselves; this isn’t just another dusty tome collecting spider webs on a forgotten shelf. Oh no! This is a book that gazes unblinkingly into the kaleidoscope of your nightly adventures, attempting to decode the baffling signals your brain sends while you’re off visiting the whimsical realm of Morpheus. With a title that boldly asserts the existence of 10,000 dreams, it’s as if the author, Foulsham, had a quiet bet with himself on the number of nonsensical nocturnal narratives he could possibly catalogue without losing his mind—or, perhaps more accurately, his sanity. What you won’t find in these pages are the dry, clinical analyses that populate most dream dictionaries. Instead, expect a treasure trove of traditional meanings, some of which may cause you to question the cultural wisdom of the ages. Who decided that dreaming of a broken pencil signifies a lack of creativity? Or that a dream of a fish wearing a top hat signals impending fortune? The mind boggles at the sheer creativity—or perhaps absurdity—of these interpretations. And if you’re someone who enjoys a good chuckle, rest assured, there’s plenty of material here for both your amusement and bewilderment. As you meander through the alphabetically arranged entries, you may find yourself lost in a labyrinth of peculiar symbolism, each page turning like the gears of a dream machine, powered by the collective unconsciousness of dreamers before you. Will you find solace in the idea that dreaming of being chased by a giant marshmallow indicates an avoidance of sugary treats, or that your recurring nightmare about missing trousers might signify your fear of public embarrassment? The possibilities are endless, and so, apparently, is the depth of Foulsham’s imagination. But wait! Before you rush to claim your copy, let’s take a moment to consider what you’re really getting into. This isn’t just a guide; it’s also a conversation starter at parties—if you’re brave enough to engage in a spirited debate about the merits of dream interpretation with someone who might just be channeling their inner Sigmund Freud. And, let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite like pulling out a book with a cover that looks like it’s been through the wars, yet still manages to exude an air of scholarly charm. It’s practically a vintage statement piece. Condition: Used. This book has been lovingly thumbed through by countless curious minds, each leaving their mark in the form of bent pages and the occasional coffee stain that adds a dash of character. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of a well-loved volume. So don’t fret about the odd dog-eared page; consider it a badge of honour that signifies the journey of ideas and interpretations it has travelled. In conclusion, if you’ve ever awoken from a vivid dream and wondered, "What does it all mean?"—then look no further. “10,000 Dreams and their Traditional Meanings” is your guide to understanding the delightful nonsense that fills your slumber and possibly offers a few laughs along the way. As you explore its pages, you may just find that the real meaning lies in the absurdity itself. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where your quest for quirky literature meets the delightful promise of second-hand charm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2566/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/10000-dreams-and-their-traditional-meanings-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Foulsham 9780572021443 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2565 Daughter of Shanghai by Tsai Chin Step right up and prepare to be transported to an era of intrigue, bustling markets, and the kind of familial drama that could make even the most stoic tea drinker raise an eyebrow. "Daughter of Shanghai" by Tsai Chin, published in 1988 by the esteemed Chatto & Windus, promises a cornucopia of melodrama wrapped in the shroud of 20th-century Chinese history. Or so we presume, as the title alone gives away more than some might glean from the pages themselves. Our protagonist, whose identity may or may not involve complex interpersonal relationships, is presumably navigating the opulent yet treacherous streets of Shanghai, a city that has been synonymous with both glamour and grit since time immemorial. Imagine a vibrant tapestry of silk fabrics, street vendors shouting their wares, and the bustling crowd moving as swiftly as the plot, while we ponder whether the daughter in question is a heroine or perhaps just someone with an exceptional knack for finding trouble. Now, what could possibly be more fascinating than a daughter—presumably one with dreams bigger than her family’s expectations—caught in the whirlwind of a rapidly changing society? Perhaps a simmering pot of familial expectations mixed with a splash of rebellion, garnished with a twist of irony as she navigates her way through the complexities of life in a city that doesn’t seem to stand still. One can almost hear the melodramatic music swelling in the background as she encounters everything from societal pressures to the occasional existential crisis. For those who enjoy a good dose of irony, the book’s publication in the late 1980s is particularly delightful. It was a time when many were grappling with the complexities of globalisation and identity. Yet here we are, decades later, clutching a used copy and wondering if the daughter’s struggles resonate with our own—while we sip tea in a land that may or may not be as exotic as it sounds. You might even find yourself questioning whether you identify more with the daughter or that old aunt who always seems to have a story but isn’t quite sure how to share it. But what truly sets this book apart is its peculiar ability to elicit nostalgia, regardless of whether you have any personal connection to Shanghai or its culture. It’s the literary equivalent of picking up a vintage scarf from a charity shop—an object steeped in history, yet so out of place that you can’t help but wonder about its past. You might even start to assume that the scarf has a backstory more compelling than your own. And who wouldn’t want to revel in that sort of delightful absurdity? Condition: Used and perhaps a tad dog-eared, this copy of "Daughter of Shanghai" has survived the test of time much like the daughter herself—through thick and thin, good hair days and bad. There might be the odd coffee stain on page 47, the kind that tells a tale of late-night readings and existential musings over whether or not to add yet another biscuit to your plate. The spine is just about intact, which is more than we can say for your average relationship in a tale such as this. So, if you find yourself yearning for a taste of the past, a dollop of intrigue, and a saucer of irony, then this book might just be your ticket to a time and place where drama meets history in the most unexpected ways. You could be whisked away to the bustling heart of Shanghai, or you might just end up on a couch wondering how you got there while pondering overtake-out dumplings. Grab "Daughter of Shanghai" today at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every second-hand treasure has a story as rich and complex as the characters crafted within its pages. After all, what’s life without a dash of irony and a sprinkle of history? Get yours before someone else beats you to it! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2565/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/daughter-of-shanghai-feb-2025.jpg 6.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chatto & Windus 9780701133061 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2564 1000 Years of Joys and Sorrows by Ai Weiwe In a world where the substantial weight of human experience is often distilled into Instagram posts and TikTok dances, "1000 Years of Joys and Sorrows" stands as an audacious reminder that life is indeed more complex than a catchy hashtag. Authored by the illustrious Ai Weiwei, the book is an assemblage of reflections that arguably deserve a footnote in the annals of emotional warfare and existential pondering. Vintage has perhaps outdone themselves by publishing this chronicle that teeters between poetic revelation and philosophical inquiry, leaving readers to grapple with the sheer audacity of existence itself. Imagine reading this book while sitting in a café, one eyebrow raised, with a cup of overpriced artisanal coffee that you have to pretend to appreciate. The pages are filled with thoughts that might make you reconsider your choice of career, your morning routine, and whether or not you really need that extra slice of avocado toast. Here, Weiwei lays bare the contradictions of joy and sorrow, as if he’s offering a buffet of emotional experiences, yet somehow all the servings are slightly too rich and leave you feeling a tad queasy. As you meander through these pages, you might find yourself wondering if "1000 Years of Joys and Sorrows" is a self-help guide or an elaborate trap designed by a trickster god. It’s as if Weiwei is saying, “Here, take this existential crisis and chew on it for a millennium,” while winking at you from across the room. This book doesn’t just skirt around the themes of love and loss; it dives headfirst into the deep end of the pool with weights strapped to its ankles. This is not light reading, but rather a heavy-duty philosophical workout that will leave you gasping for breath—intellectually, of course. The narrative structure—or lack thereof—might bewilder you, with thoughts drifting in and out like a wayward cloud. One moment, you’re contemplating the profound nature of art, and the next, you’re knee-deep in a metaphorical quagmire about societal constructs. If you thought a linear storyline was essential to a satisfying reading experience, prepare to have your expectations upended like a child’s sandcastle during a seaside storm. What else does this literary masterpiece contain? Well, you’ll find a mélange of musings that could make a philosopher weep, or at the very least, roll their eyes. Here’s a brief list of what to expect when you crack open this treasure trove of intellectual fervor: Reflections on the nature of happiness that will have you questioning your last holiday. Heart-wrenching anecdotes that might just inspire an uncomfortable dinner conversation. Art critiques that are as engaging as watching paint dry, but somehow still thrilling. Societal observations that could prompt you to reconsider your entire social circle. And, of course, the omnipresent shadow of sorrow lurking behind every joyful thought. Condition: Used, but not in the way your last relationship was. The book bears the marks of a life well-lived, with dog-eared pages, sporadic underlining, and the occasional coffee stain that add a certain je ne sais quoi to its character. Each blemish tells a story reminiscent of the contents within, making it a perfect companion for those who appreciate the beauty of imperfection, much like the author himself. So, if you’re in the market for a book that will make you laugh, cry, and perhaps question your entire existence with every turn of the page, look no further. "1000 Years of Joys and Sorrows" is waiting for you. And remember, you can find this exquisite specimen among the eclectic collection at Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story—whether you want it or not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2564/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/1000-years-of-joys-and-sorrows-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9781784701499 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2562 Heiresses by Laura Thompson In the literary landscape where the word ’heiress’ conjures visions of silk gowns, sprawling estates, and a smattering of scandal, Laura Thompson’s *Heiresses* emerges as a curious creature, like a cat that thinks it’s a dog. Published in 2021 by Head Zeus, this tome promises to take you on a whirlwind tour through the lives of women with money, privilege, and the concomitant existential dread. One can only assume that the author, with a keen eye for irony, has crafted each page like a decadent truffle, concealing a bitter center beneath layers of indulgent chocolate. Thompson’s pen dances through the historical and cultural implications of wealth, perhaps with the same grace as a catwalk model in high heels—awkward yet undeniably compelling. Picture it: a motley crew of heiresses, each one a shimmering pearl in the oyster of society, yet grappling with the weighty expectations of their shimmering status. You might find yourself pondering if a lifetime of pampering is really all it’s cracked up to be, or if, perhaps, these gilded cages come with some rusted chains. Among the pages, you’ll encounter tales that might make you question the very nature of identity. Who are these women beyond their money? Are they pathologically spoiled or simply misunderstood? Are their fortunes a blessing or a curse, akin to winning the lottery only to discover that you must host a series of increasingly ridiculous parties to keep up appearances? As you flip through the chapters, be on the lookout for a delightful assortment of themes that one could easily imagine being discussed over an afternoon tea, complete with scones and perhaps just a drop too much sarcasm. The book is likely to feature: The absurdity of societal expectations The fine art of pretending to be happy while wearing designer gowns A critique of capitalism dressed in frilly lace How to cope when your biggest problem is deciding which yacht to take The dichotomy of privilege versus the quest for genuine happiness While it’s easy to dismiss *Heiresses* as yet another entry in the genre of “rich people problems,” Thompson deftly pulls the rug out from under these assumptions. She crafts narratives that are as layered as a mille-feuille, with each bite revealing something simultaneously sweet and unsavory. It’s a refreshing antidote to the overly romanticized notions of wealth that often permeate literature. You may find yourself laughing, cringing, or shaking your head in disbelief as you navigate the intricacies of their lives. Condition: This particular copy is used, which means it may contain the lingering scent of someone’s last existential crisis, along with the occasional coffee stain that whispers of an intense reading session at an overpriced café. Bumps and bruises may decorate the cover, each one a battle scar from its previous life, but surely these imperfections only add to the character of this already quirky read. So, if you’re prepared to wade through the murky waters of what it truly means to be an heiress—or just want to chuckle knowingly at the ridiculousness of it all—*Heiresses* might just be the book for you. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the charm of second-hand literature meets the ironic absurdity of life’s lavish conundrums. After all, who wouldn’t want to explore the world of the elite while nestled comfortably on their own couch, perhaps in sweatpants and a well-loved t-shirt? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2562/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heiresses-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Head Zeus 9781788548243 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2561 Korea by Simon Winchester In the grand tradition of books that whisk you away to places you may or may not ever want to visit, we present to you "Korea" by the ever-so-curious Simon Winchester. Published in the charmingly obscure year of 1988 by Grafton Books, this tome promises to be as informative as it is potentially confusing, much like trying to navigate a roundabout in a foreign country while driving on the wrong side of the road. Imagine, if you will, a time when the internet was merely a twinkle in the eye of some future tech guru, and the only way to decipher the complex realities of Korea was through the diligent scribblings of learned authors and the occasional well-meaning travel agent. Winchester, with his penchant for wordplay and history, attempts to untangle the rich tapestry of Korea’s past, present, and future—though one might wonder if he was perhaps a bit too ambitious given the scope of his subject matter. As you leaf through the pages, you may find yourself pondering the following questions: Is this book a historical account, a travel guide, or a bewildering mix of both? Does it provide unparalleled insight into a nation ripe for exploration, or does it leave you feeling like you’ve just read the back of a takeout menu? Either way, Winchester’s writing style is as engaging as a three-hour lecture on the virtues of marmite—intriguing to some, utterly confounding to others. Fear not, though, for "Korea" is not just a dry recounting of events, but rather a journey through the fabric of a culture. Winchester’s vivid descriptions may have you imagining yourself wandering the bustling streets of Seoul, or perhaps sitting on a soapbox trying to explain the intricacies of Korean etiquette to a bemused crowd. And if you’re lucky, you may even find a few fun facts hiding in the margins, like a surprise jellybean in a bag of uncooperative jellybeans. You might also appreciate the delightful absurdities encountered in these pages, such as: Incidental references to bizarre festivals that will have you questioning your own social calendar. Quirky anecdotes about historical figures who may or may not have been as important as Winchester claims. A seemingly endless supply of food descriptions that could make even the hardest of hearts yearn for a bowl of kimchi. Footnotes that resemble mini-essays and could potentially replace your need for an actual university education. Illustrations that might make you ponder whether they were included for aesthetic reasons or merely because someone forgot to edit them out. Condition: This used copy comes complete with the well-loved patina of second-hand charm. It may have a few dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (or is that tea?), and a spine that shows signs of resilient determination, having survived multiple attempts to put it down. It is not perfect, much like our understanding of Korea itself, but it does hold a certain appeal that speaks to those who appreciate the beauty of imperfection. Ultimately, "Korea" stands as a testament to the power of the written word, the curiosity of a writer, and the strange journey of exploring a culture through the lens of an outsider. Whether you’re a seasoned traveler, a history buff, or simply someone looking for an excuse to avoid doing laundry, this book is likely to entertain you—if only for the sheer absurdity of trying to comprehend a nation that has both confounded and captivated mankind for centuries. So, venture forth, brave reader, and let Simon Winchester guide you through the intricacies of Korea. You may find yourself laughing, crying, or possibly even rolling your eyes as you navigate the pages of this quirky exploration, all available from the delightful selection at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2561/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/korea-feb-2025.jpg 4.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton Books 9780246133632 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2560 Churchill A Life by Martin Gilbert Ah, "Churchill: A Life," a weighty tome that’s less of a book and more of a historical brick, perfect for those moments when you want to both read about the past and potentially defend your home from intruders. Published in 1992 by Minerva, this biography written by Martin Gilbert promises to be an expedition through the life of one of Britain’s most iconic figures. Who knew that a man’s journey from an obstreperous child to a war-hardened statesman could be packaged in such a hefty volume? With a cover that looks like it was designed for a history buff with a penchant for wallpaper, this book is here to remind you that history is indeed written by the victors—and sometimes they take up an entire shelf. One could easily describe this book as a comprehensive examination of Winston Churchill, but that would be too simple. It’s more like a meticulous forensic investigation of a complex man who often appeared to be a cross between a bulldog and an eloquent poet. As you flip through the pages, you’re likely to encounter a plethora of information that may leave you wondering if you’re reading a biography or an extensive fan club newsletter. Gilbert has done his best to encapsulate every quirk, every cigar, and every ponderous speech that Churchill ever delivered, possibly to the annoyance of anyone hoping for brevity. If you find yourself in need of a conversation starter at a dinner party, simply brandish this tome with a flourish and ask your guests if they know how many times Churchill referred to the British people as “the lion-hearted.” Guaranteed to elicit a mix of admiration, confusion, and possibly the urge to change the subject to something less… historical. Expect to delve deep into Churchill’s battles, both literal and metaphorical; it’s a real page-turner if you’re keen on the minutiae of political maneuvering and wartime strategies. Of course, one cannot help but wonder what the average reader will think when they realize that this biography is as much about Churchill’s life as it is about the historical context in which he lived. It’s like reading an intricate web of connections that leaves you feeling tangled yet enlightened. You could say it’s a bit of a commitment, akin to signing up for a marathon only to find out it’s a never-ending relay race with multiple baton passes. You either embrace it or you risk letting history slip through your fingers like a sandcastle on the beach. Now, let’s take a moment to discuss the condition of this particular copy. Condition: Used, but not in the way that would suggest it has been through the throes of a civil war. It bears the charming scars of a life well-lived, with dog-eared pages and a spine that creaks like an old ship. The cover might have a few scuff marks that add character, or perhaps they’re just the residual effects of a past life spent wedged between more popular novels. A perfect addition to your collection if you want people to think you are the kind of reader who appreciates the classics while secretly indulging in a hefty dose of irony. As you navigate through the myriad of facts and anecdotes, you may find yourself pondering the nature of history and memory. Is it the grand narratives that define us, or is it the little details that reveal our essence? You may also ponder why on earth you’ve chosen to read a biography that could double as a doorstop. Nevertheless, you’ll emerge with a head full of Churchillian quotes and ideas, ready to dazzle your friends with your newfound knowledge—at least until they get bored and suggest a rom-com instead. In the end, if you’re looking for a book that combines the serious with a touch of the absurd, this might be just what you need. "Churchill: A Life" is not merely a book; it’s a conversation starter, a history lesson, and a test of endurance all rolled into one. Available at Crappy Old Books, this hefty biography is waiting to be loved—or at least sat on a shelf to impress your visitors and collect dust while you reach for something lighter to read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2560/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/churchill-a-life-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Minerva 9780749398262 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2559 An Indian Attachment by Sarah Lloyd In the vast pantheon of literary oddities, few tomes manage to blend the inexplicably niche with a hint of the absurd quite like Sarah Lloyd’s "An Indian Attachment." First gracing the shelves in 1985, this curious offering from Futura is a heady mix of cultural musings and the oddities that come with them. It’s like stepping into a tea shop where the proprietor only serves bizarre anecdotes and half-baked philosophies. One might be left wondering if this book is a lovingly crafted homage to Indian culture or an elaborate, tongue-in-cheek commentary on the attempts to understand it from the comfort of a well-worn armchair in suburban England. Picture, if you will, a time when shoulder pads were a status symbol and the word "globalization" was still in its infancy. This book somehow encapsulates that era’s somewhat bemused fascination with foreign lands. As you turn the pages, you’ll be greeted by a mélange of eccentric characters who, quite frankly, wouldn’t look out of place in an absurdist play. Their adventures—if one can call them that—are less about the grandiosity of travel and more about the minutiae that define the human experience, all narrated through a lens that seems perpetually fogged by a mix of nostalgia and confusion. At its core, "An Indian Attachment" appears to ask questions that the author might not even have intended to pose. What does it mean to be attached to a culture one merely observes? Is there such a thing as cultural appropriation when one has never really “arrived” to begin with? These ponderings flutter about like errant pigeons, occasionally landing on the shoulders of the unwary reader with a bemused coo. If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation about cultural identity while simultaneously wondering if you left the kettle boiling, you’ll feel right at home here. The book is a delightful jigsaw puzzle without the picture on the box. Themes seem to emerge from the shadows only to slip away again, leaving the reader both perplexed and oddly charmed. Sarah Lloyd has a knack for weaving together the seemingly mundane with the profoundly existential. Those seeking traditional narrative arcs or character development might want to steer clear; this is more of an eccentric art installation than a straightforward read. To further illustrate this whimsical journey, here are some highlights that may or may not occur within the book’s pages: A teapot that serves as a metaphor for existential dread. A mismatched pair of socks symbolizing the gap between East and West. A parade of elephants that may represent nothing more than a traffic jam in a fictional narrative. Unanswered letters from an untraceable pen pal who may or may not exist. A mystical curry that unlocks the mysteries of the universe—or perhaps just your digestive system. Condition: Used, but bear in mind the term is more fluid here than in a modern art gallery. The spine may have seen better days, and the cover might possess that lovely patina that only comes from having been lovingly neglected by its previous owners. The pages are yellowing, the corners dog-eared, and it smells faintly of sandalwood and lost opportunities. You might just find a few stray notes scribbled in the margins—remnants of a reader trying to pin down the essence of the book, akin to catching smoke with bare hands. This delightful quagmire of a book is a reminder that culture is as much about perception as it is about reality. Sarah Lloyd’s work stands proudly among the ranks of books that inspire and perplex in equal measure. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and ready to embrace the wonderfully weird, grab yourself a copy of "An Indian Attachment" from Crappy Old Books and prepare for an exploration that might just leave you more puzzled than enlightened. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2559/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-indian-attachment-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708826836 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2558 Your Erroneous Zones by Wayne W Dyer In a world where self-help books bloom like dandelions in a neglected garden, Wayne W. Dyer’s 1985 classic, "Your Erroneous Zones," serves as a peculiar guide to unearthing those pesky psychological potholes we all seem to trip over. Imagine a spirited conversation at a tea party where the biscuit tin has run dry, and everyone is discussing their neurotic tendencies with the fervor of football fans debating last week’s match. Dyer, in his inimitable style, invites you to join this intriguing discourse, armed with little more than a cup of Earl Grey and a healthy dose of skepticism. What are these "erroneous zones," you ask? Well, they are the emotional and mental hurdles that keep us from achieving what Dyer would likely describe as “ultimate enlightenment,” although some might call it simply “not being a complete mess.” With the flair of a magician pulling rabbits from hats, Dyer aims to help you dismantle the psychological constructs that have been built up over the years, often by your very own self. Who knew that your own mind could be such a diabolical architect? As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter a delightful mishmash of motivational platitudes and earnest proclamations. Dyer’s voice resonates like that of an overly enthusiastic uncle at a family gathering—insistent, a bit too loud, and always eager to share his unsolicited advice. His mission? To liberate you from the shackles of guilt, fear, and self-doubt, which he argues are as outdated as VHS tapes and as counterproductive as wearing socks with sandals. But wait—there’s more! Dyer’s approach is a curious blend of pop psychology and philosophical musings, sprinkled with just enough earnestness to make you question whether you should take it seriously or simply chuckle over a cup of tea. The book is filled with practical exercises meant to jolt you out of your complacency, though one might wonder how many of these exercises were tested on actual human subjects and not just the author’s overzealous friends. Discover how to become your own life coach without the hassle of certification. Unpack the mysteries of emotional baggage, much like a disorganized suitcase after a disastrous holiday. Learn to identify your self-imposed limits, which are probably just as arbitrary as your choice of Netflix series. Find out how to embrace your inner critic, because who wouldn’t want to live in the constant cacophony of self-doubt? Engage with advice that may or may not have been woven together with the threads of 1980s optimism. Of course, every era has its zeitgeist, and Dyer’s was steeped in the heady brew of self-actualization. It was a time when “You Can Heal Your Life” and “The Secret” were still years away from saturating the market. So, while your friends are busy meditating on their yoga mats, you can delve into Dyer’s world with the self-righteousness of a history buff rediscovering an old relic. Just think of it as a literary time capsule, complete with a slight musty aroma and a sprinkling of nostalgia. Condition: This book is used, which means it has lived a life of its own—perhaps it has traveled from coffee table to bookshelf, and who knows how many dog-eared pages hold the reflections of previous readers? You may find the odd coffee stain, a few marginalia comments that range from the insightful to the bewildered, and perhaps even a cryptic doodle or two. It’s all part of the charm, really. Embrace the quirks as you wade through Dyer’s reflections on life, which are undoubtedly as layered as the book’s history. So if you’re ready to tackle your erroneous zones with questionable insights and a dash of ironic detachment, swing by Crappy Old Books and snag a copy. After all, who wouldn’t want a companion to accompany them on their journey of self-discovery, especially one that’s been around the block a few times? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2558/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/your-erroneous-zones-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722105658 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2554 The Spirit of Native America by Anna Lee Walters In a world where the phrase "the spirit of" is thrown around with all the finesse of a toddler wielding a paintbrush, Anna Lee Walters’ 1989 effort, "The Spirit of Native America," endeavors to weave a tapestry of cultural richness that, alas, may have been better left on the cutting room floor. Published by Chronicle Books, whose name evokes visions of meticulous catalogues and genteel libraries, this volume attempts to explore the intricate mosaic of Native American life. But let’s be honest: it’s as if someone decided to squeeze an entire two-hour documentary into a pamphlet-sized book, and here we are, dutifully trying to decipher the contents while squinting at the tiny print. Prepare to navigate a landscape of historical anecdotes, sweeping generalizations, and the occasional bewildering metaphor that could make even the most patient of readers scratch their heads in confusion. You may find yourself asking questions such as: "Is this a profound insight into spirituality or just a collection of poorly understood buzzwords?" and "How many times can one author reference ’the land’ before it becomes a form of performance art?" What makes this work particularly amusing is its earnestness; Walters seems determined to capture the essence of a culture that has been homogenized to the point of near invisibility. With the same enthusiasm that one might reserve for a YouTube tutorial on how to fold a fitted sheet, the author delves into subjects that range from traditional ceremonies to the inexplicable importance of feathers. In a way, it’s a performance—like an interpretive dance where the dancer occasionally forgets the steps but insists that the audience should still clap politely. Throughout the pages, Walters introduces a variety of topics, each presented with the gravitas of a late-night infomercial promising to change your life, or at least the way you think about life. Among the dazzling array of insights, you can expect to encounter: A deep dive into the significance of various animal motifs, complete with questionable illustrations. The role of communal storytelling, which may or may not involve actual ghost stories. A fascination with pottery that borders on the obsessive. What could be construed as a charming but ultimately confusing take on spirituality, likely to raise more eyebrows than spirits. References to nature that are poetic until they become laughably cliché. As if this literary odyssey weren’t enough, Walters wades through her subject matter with the delicate grace of a hippo on a tightrope, providing readers with an experience akin to trying to sip a fine wine while riding a rollercoaster. You might finish the book wondering about the author’s intent and whether she was channeling her inner spirit guide or just having an off day at the local coffee shop. It’s an exercise in curiosity that leaves you feeling like you’ve just had a deep conversation with an eccentric uncle at a family reunion. Condition: Used, which is appropriately ironic for a book that seeks to capture the ’spirit’ of anything. The cover may show signs of wear—the kind of wear that suggests it has been read under various circumstances, perhaps during a long train journey or while waiting for a particularly dull conference to start. The pages might be yellowed, possibly from the weight of cultural expectations or the occasional coffee stain—it’s hard to tell. Overall, this book carries the charm of a well-loved relic that you might find lurking on the shelves of a second-hand bookstore, waiting for a new reader to take a chance on it. In a nutshell, "The Spirit of Native America" stands as a beacon of quirkiness in the realm of cultural literature, an oddity that one might expect to find in a box labeled "things we couldn’t quite place." For those brave enough to explore its pages, it promises a variety of insights, albeit wrapped in layers of irony and bemusement. So, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous (or simply want to impress your friends with your unique selection of literature), this book is now available at Crappy Old Books, where we champion the wonderfully weird in the world of second-hand literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2554/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spirit-of-native-america-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chronicle Books 9780877015154 GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2553 The Power Of Crystals by Denise Whichello Brown Unveil the enigmatic allure of your coffee table with "The Power of Crystals" by Denise Whichello Brown, a literary artifact from 2002 that’s likely to excite both the spiritually inclined and those merely curious about the metaphysical underbelly of society. This captivating tome promises to unlock the secrets of the universe, or at least give you an excuse to buy a shiny rock that costs more than your rent. As you flip through its pages, you’ll be greeted by a constellation of fascinating insights and dubious claims. Imagine learning that a piece of amethyst can not only ward off bad vibes but can also mysteriously enhance your Wi-Fi signal—if only you can just remember where you left it. With a dash of whimsy and a sprinkle of skepticism, Brown invites you to embark on a journey through the magical realms of quartz, jasper, and an array of other crystals that sound as though they’ve just wandered out of a geography textbook on rocks. In a delightful and charmingly ironic twist, "The Power of Crystals" serves as both a guide and a cautionary tale, warning you not to take your newfound obsessions too seriously—because let’s face it, who needs therapy when you can just cradle a piece of rose quartz and hope for the best? Each chapter is peppered with helpful tips on how to harness the vibes of your newfound mineral companions, as well as suggestions for integrating these sparkling companions into your daily life. Who needs friends when you can have a closet full of crystals? Readers can expect to uncover: The best methods for charging your crystals under a full moon (because apparently, they’re night owls too). A thrilling journey through the world of healing practices that may or may not involve chanting to your garden gnome. Colorful anecdotes about the author’s own crystal adventures, which will undoubtedly make your own quirks feel rather pedestrian. Adventurous DIY projects involving crystals that are likely to lead to glitter explosions in your living room. Helpful charts to determine if your crystal is in a good mood and ready to assist you in your quest for spiritual enlightenment. For those seeking enlightenment, or merely a decorative piece that will provoke curious conversations at parties, "The Power of Crystals" finds the perfect balance between earnestness and absurdity. This is a book that will have you questioning the very nature of your existence, if only so you can justify that trip to the local crystal shop. Who knew that the path to enlightenment was paved with such an eclectic array of minerals? Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this volume comes with the charming imperfections of prior readers who may have left behind a touch of their own vibes—perhaps a coffee stain or two, or the occasional dog-eared page bearing witness to their own crystal journey. Perfect for collectors of quirky second-hand finds or those simply looking for something to prop up that uneven table leg. So, grab your most ostentatious pair of crystal earrings and prepare to delve into the magical world that Brown has meticulously woven. Whether you’re a die-hard believer or a skeptical observer, "The Power of Crystals" promises to be a delightful addition to your bookshelf—or perhaps a conversation starter for the next time Aunt Ethel comes to visit. In conclusion, if you’re ready to embrace the metaphysical with a side of delightful absurdity, look no further than this peculiar offering from Crappy Old Books. After all, who wouldn’t want to spend an afternoon pondering the cosmic significance of a rock that probably spent millions of years underground? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2553/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-power-of-crystals-feb-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Silverdale Books 9781856056373 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2552 Chinese Lives by Zhang Xinxin and Sang Ye In the grand tradition of British literary curiosity, we present an unassuming tome titled "Chinese Lives," a title that suggests an assemblage of narratives as diverse and perplexing as a bag of mixed jelly beans, where you can’t quite predict if you’ll bite into a sweet flavor or something that makes your face contort in existential dread. Authored by the dynamic duo of Zhang Xinxin and Sang Ye, this 1987 Macmillan publication prods at the peculiarities of life in China, offering an unfiltered glimpse into the lives of its inhabitants. If you’ve ever wondered what existential crises taste like in a different culture, this might just be your buffet. Has a Macmillan London Ltd compliment slip inside from the press officer. One can only surmise that the authors, with an impressive knack for storytelling, have usurped the traditional narrative and replaced it with something entirely more riveting—an exploration of human experience replete with all the dramas of a soap opera but perhaps with the emotional weight of a national epic. Each page promises to bring forth tales that are as rich as a three-tiered chocolate cake, only to reveal that they’re more akin to a humble rice bowl. You might find yourself asking, "Is this a memoir, a manifesto, or perhaps a manifesto of memoirs?" The answer, dear reader, is likely all of the above and none of the above, perfectly crafted to leave you in a state of delightful confusion. But wait! Before you embark on this literary journey, allow us to generate some anticipation with a few tantalizing tidbits of what you might encounter within these pages: The gripping saga of a bicycle repairman who moonlights as a philosopher of the human condition. A tale of a young girl who befriends a tree and, against all odds, holds a mirror to society’s follies. Conversations with street vendors that ripple through time like a stone thrown into the Yangtze River. A culinary exploration of dumplings that doubles as a metaphor for familial relationships—yes, you read that correctly. Unsolicited advice from a cat that knows more about life than most humans. As you leaf through this literary kaleidoscope, prepare yourself for an experience that oscillates between the mundane and the extraordinary. One moment you’ll be chuckling at the absurdity of life, and the next, you may find your heartstrings tugged by the weight of history. It’s a veritable rollercoaster, albeit one that’s more temperamental than a British summer. You’ll likely question your own life choices while simultaneously pondering the very essence of existence. How’s that for a Saturday night read? Condition: The book is used, which means it carries the marks of previous readers—perhaps a coffee stain that whispers of late-night reflections or the creased pages that tell tales of hurried escapades. The spine is just the right amount of cracked, giving it an air of authenticity, as if it’s lived multiple lives itself. Just like the stories within, it may have endured some wear and tear, but isn’t that what gives it character? Think of it as a vintage wine, complex and full-bodied, though possibly with a hint of cork. So, if you consider yourself an aficionado of quirky narratives and are prepared to have your preconceptions about life, laughter, and dumplings turned upside down, “Chinese Lives” is calling your name. It’s a book that defies the conventional, challenging you to think beyond borders and embrace the chaotic beauty of human existence. Get it now, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story, and every story has a hint of the absurd. Your bookshelf may thank you—or it might just snicker behind your back. Either way, it’s bound to spice up your collection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2552/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chinese-lives-feb-2024.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan 9780333433645 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2551 Porridge and Passion SIGNED by Jonathan Aitken Ah, "Porridge and Passion" by the illustrious Jonathan Aitken—because when one thinks of culinary delights and fervent emotions, one naturally thinks of both porridge and a man who was once a Conservative politician. This is not merely a book; it is a culinary manifesto wrapped in the memoir of a man who has tasted both the sweetness of victory and the saltiness of scandal. Published in the illustrious year of 2005, it invites you to explore the peculiar juxtaposition of breakfast fare and the fervent pursuits of the heart, as if they were long-lost friends reunited at a rather dreary brunch. Signed first edition. Imagine, if you will, an ardently crafted narrative that flits between recipes for the perfect porridge—because who wouldn’t want to master the art of boiling oats?—and Aitken’s musings on the tender, often chaotic nature of passion. The book might just be the culinary equivalent of a half-baked soufflé: ambitious, somewhat deflated, and possibly best consumed with a pinch of salt. While the title suggests a delightful fusion of gastronomy and romance, the contents may leave readers pondering whether the only thing more bland than porridge is the very nature of political ambition. As you flip through these pages, prepare for a journey that might resemble a poorly planned road trip—full of stops at roadside diners and awkward conversations about the weather. This isn’t just a cookbook; it’s a memoir that hopes to stir the heart while simultaneously stirring the pot, a Herculean effort if ever there was one. One can’t help but wonder if Aitken’s actual kitchen skills are as robust as his political rhetoric, or if he simply tossed in a few recipes to pad out the narrative like an overzealous chef with a penchant for mixing and matching ingredients that simply do not belong together. But fret not, dear reader! In a world where the culinary arts often seem reserved for the likes of Gordon Ramsay and Nigella Lawson, Jonathan Aitken is here to remind us that anyone can take a spoonful of oats and turn it into a life lesson. Or at least, that’s what he would like us to believe. Perhaps within these pages, we will discover the secrets of how porridge serves as a metaphor for love: both are warm, nourishing, and can leave you feeling a bit sticky if not handled properly. If the thought of porridge sopped in passion doesn’t quite whet your appetite, fear not! The book also promises whimsical tales of Aitken’s escapades, where he likely attempts to reconcile his culinary prowess with his more, shall we say, questionable political decisions. Perhaps he hoped for a Michelin star, but ended up with a participation trophy instead, resembling that one friend who insists on bringing a salad to a barbecue but is never quite able to convince you to eat it. Condition: Used. The book bears the charming marks of a life well-lived—dog-eared pages, a coffee stain or two, and the distinct aroma of nostalgia mingled with a hint of desperation. A true testament to the saying, "One man’s trash is another man’s treasure," particularly if that treasure is a rather bemusing exploration of the intersection between breakfast and desire. It’s the kind of book that may leave you questioning your life choices, like opting for porridge over a full English breakfast on a Saturday morning. So, if you find yourself longing for a read that’s a bit more risqué than your average cookbook, or if you’re simply in need of a conversation starter that could prompt either laughter or bewilderment at your next dinner party, "Porridge and Passion" might just be the ticket. It’s a book that dares to reach for the stars, even if it occasionally stumbles over a bowl of lumpy oatmeal along the way. Get it now from Crappy Old Books, where the literature is as delightful as it is dubious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2551/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/porridge-and-passion-feb-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Continuum 9780826476302 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2550 The Dreams of Bethany Mellmoth by William Boyd In the hallowed halls of literary absurdity, few tomes rival the peculiar allure of "The Dreams of Bethany Mellmoth." A title that winks at you from the shelves like a slightly deranged relative at a family gathering, this novel by William Boyd invites you to rummage through the synaptic corridors of one Bethany Mellmoth, a woman whose dreams are somehow more compelling than her waking life. One can’t help but wonder if Boyd has slipped into a parallel universe where dreams are a currency, traded like Pokémon cards among the desperate and the daft. Set in the twisted terrain of modernity, where the line between daydreams and dire realities is blurred like a poorly painted watercolour, Bethany’s escapades unfold in a fashion that might make even the most seasoned reader scratch their head in bewilderment. What is it about dreams that captivates us? Is it the allure of escapism, a chance to frolic in the meadows of imagination, or merely a vehicle for procrastination? Boyd crafts a tapestry of whimsy and introspection that leaves you questioning everything you thought you knew about the act of dreaming—or at least your Thursday afternoon nap. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself entangled in a web of surrealism and sardonic humor, wondering if Bethany Mellmoth is simply a figment of Boyd’s imagination or a reflection of our collective penchant for pondering the absurdities of life. The prose dances like a drunken ballerina at a wedding, teetering precariously on the edge of coherence but managing to hold its own in a splendid display of literary bravado. What more could one ask for? In a world where self-help books dominate the shelves, Boyd seems to be offering a different kind of therapy. Instead of enlightenment, he serves up a delightful dish of confusion garnished with a side of existential dread. Readers might find their own dreams interrupted by the haunting questions Bethany raises: What if our subconscious is more honest than our conscious selves? What if dreams can actually predict the future, or worse, the awkwardness of family dinners? The possibilities are as endless as the aisles of a second-hand bookstore. One might speculate that the publisher, Penguin Random House, chose to release this novel with a sheen of prestige, perhaps hoping to lure in unsuspecting readers with the promise of literary profundity. Yet here we are, peering into the chaotic dreamscape of Bethany Mellmoth, and it’s hard not to feel as though we’ve been served a five-course meal of nonsense, with each dish more bizarre than the last. Condition: Used, and by used we mean it has lived a life. The pages may possess that delightful crinkle, each crease a testament to a previous reader’s existential crisis or snack break. There may be ink stains that look suspiciously like the remnants of someone’s attempt at deep literary analysis, or perhaps just an unfortunate coffee spill that has now become part of the book’s unique character. The spine, well-loved and slightly askew, hints at late-night readings that probably ended with more questions than answers. This is not a pristine collection piece; it is a companion for those willing to embrace the chaos of its previous lives. So, if you fancy grappling with the metaphysical implications of dreams and enjoy the scent of antiquity wafting from the pages, “The Dreams of Bethany Mellmoth” may just be the book for you. Or it might simply serve as an excellent conversation starter for your next dinner party, where guests can ponder whether we are indeed the architects of our dreams or mere spectators in a surreal theatre of the absurd. Either way, this book is available at Crappy Old Books, a haven for those who appreciate the quirky, the ironic, and the occasionally baffling in the realm of literature. Who knows? You might just find your own dreams weaving into the fabric of Bethany’s world, or at the very least, a reason to stay up way past your bedtime. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2550/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dreams-of-bethany-mellmoth-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Random House 9780241295878 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2548 Inside Notting Hill by Miranda Davies and Sarah Anderson Welcome to the curious world of "Inside Notting Hill," a literary artifact that invites you to explore the vibrant, kaleidoscopic tapestry of one of London’s most beloved districts. Published in 2001 by Portobello Publishing—an imprint that might have been brandishing its quirkiness like a badge of honour—this tome promises to whisk you through the narrow streets and pastel-hued façades of Notting Hill, where every corner seems to hum with an anecdote that’s just waiting to be unraveled. Miranda Davies and Sarah Anderson have conjured an oddball guide, part travelogue, part love letter to a place that’s somehow managed to retain its charm in the face of relentless gentrification and the influx of tourists sporting cameras and questionable fashion choices. You might expect to see a dash of Hugh Grant and a sprinkle of Julia Roberts in the margins, but fret not, this book is full of more authentic experiences than a Hollywood rom-com could ever muster. Within these pages, you’ll be greeted by the dulcet tones of locals and the fragrant whiff of street markets, all wrapped up in a delightful package as you meander through a neighbourhood that seems almost too good to be true. The authors artfully guide you through the eccentric shops, the irresistible cafés, and the occasional celebrity spotting that have turned Notting Hill into a modern-day treasure map—but with fewer pirates and more hipsters. In a world where travel guides are as disposable as last year’s fashion trends, "Inside Notting Hill" dares to be different. It includes an assortment of juicy tidbits, such as: The best places to procure an artisan avocado toast A deep dive into the history of the infamous Portobello Road Market Local gossip that may or may not involve British royalty Where to find the rattiest, yet most photogenic, cats of Notting Hill A guide to navigating the maze of bookshops that might just swallow you whole But don’t let the feel-good nature of it all fool you—the book has its quirks. There’s a peculiar tendency for the authors to wax lyrical about the colours of the houses, as if they’re auditioning for a role in a very niche art critique. You might find yourself pondering the existential significance of a cerulean door or the profound implications of a lavender-painted façade. It’s as if each hue holds the secrets of the universe, or at least the secret to a rather overpriced pint. Condition: Used, which in this case means that the pages may carry the slight aroma of brewed tea and the occasional crinkle from a long-forgotten cupcake wrapper. There are hints of previous readers’ musings in the margins, perhaps a passionate debate about the merits of a particular café or a heartfelt note expressing disdain over the price of a single cupcake. This book is not just an object; it’s an experience, a conversation starter at any dinner party, and a testament to the many lives it has touched. So, if you’re looking for an adventurous jaunt through Notting Hill that avoids the typical tourist traps, look no further. "Inside Notting Hill" offers a glimpse of the neighbourhood that isn’t just about fancy brunches and celebrity sightings. It’s about the soul of a place that, despite its many transformations, still manages to retain a certain je ne sais quoi. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to explore a side of Notting Hill that most guides would rather gloss over—because who doesn’t want to know about the best spots to avoid the crowds while sipping overpriced herbal tea? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2548/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inside-notting-hill-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Portobello Publishing 9781873429419 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2546 Cold Warriors by Duncan White In the grand tradition of modern literature, where every author aims to capture the zeitgeist while secretly wishing they could just capture a decent cup of Earl Grey, Duncan White’s "Cold Warriors" stumbles onto the scene like an overenthusiastic uncle at a wedding, ready to spill secrets no one asked to hear. Released in 2019 by the illustrious Abacus, this book promises to explore the underbelly of our collective anxieties with the same finesse as a catwalk model trying to navigate a narrow beam while juggling flaming torches. Set against the tumultuous backdrop of political intrigue and existential dread, "Cold Warriors" is purportedly a tale as chilly as a British summer’s day. But don’t let the title fool you; it seems less about actual warriors clad in parka jackets and more about the kind of cold war that brews over a poorly made cup of instant coffee in a cramped office kitchen. You might find yourself questioning the very fabric of human relations—or at least the fabric of your own questionable life choices—as you traverse these pages. The book peels back the layers of modern conflicts, perhaps to reveal the oddities lurking within our own psyches. White, with his uncanny ability to mix the sublime with the ridiculous, invites readers to ponder profound questions, such as: What does it mean to "be at war" in an era where you can take a break with a quick scroll through social media? Is there a special section in the self-help aisle for those grappling with the perils of passive-aggressive emails? One could almost argue that "Cold Warriors" is the perfect companion piece for anyone who finds themselves caught in a never-ending cycle of Netflix and existential crises. As you turn the pages, expect to encounter a dizzying array of characters who might just be figments of your imagination, or perhaps the embodiment of your own neuroses. They flit in and out of existence like lingering dust motes in a sunbeam, each more eccentric than the last, all while making you wonder if you might have accidentally stumbled into an avant-garde theatre production. The dialogue crackles with an energy that could potentially power a small village, or at least light the way to the nearest café, where you might seek refuge from the relentless absurdity of it all. What is particularly delightful about "Cold Warriors" is its knack for finding humour in the direst of circumstances. Like a jester at the royal court, White takes the weighty themes of war and conflict and tosses them into a comedic blender, creating a smoothie of sardonic wit and bemused observation. Readers are left with a sense that perhaps the true warriors aren’t those fighting on the frontlines, but rather the ones grappling with their own inner turmoil while desperately avoiding eye contact with the person next to them on the morning commute. Condition: This particular copy of "Cold Warriors" has seen its fair share of adventures, showing signs of some enthusiastic reading. There’s a mysterious coffee stain—perhaps a remnant of a deep philosophical epiphany or a hasty sip during a late-night binge. The spine is creased, as if it too has endured the weight of all those pressing questions about humanity. Fear not, however; its pages remain intact, and the text stands proudly, inviting you to join the ranks of those who have pondered the peculiarities of our modern existence. So, whether you’re a casual reader or a self-proclaimed intellectual, let this book be your guide through the labyrinth of human absurdity. Slip it into your bag for an afternoon read at the local park, or leave it on your coffee table as a conversation starter for bemused guests who might fancy themselves connoisseurs of the quirky side of life. After all, life is too short for dull literature, and Crappy Old Books is here to remind you that even the most unconventional tales deserve a place on your shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2546/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cold-warriors-feb-2025.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349141992 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2544 The Weaving Spinning and Dying Book by Rachel Brown In a world where the art of weaving, spinning, and dyeing often takes a backseat to the more glamorous pursuits of binge-watching and scrolling through social media, Rachel Brown’s The Weaving, Spinning and Dying Book offers an ironic breath of fresh air – or perhaps a whiff of sheep’s wool and indigo dye, depending on how you approach it. Published in the far-flung year of 1979 by Routledge & Kegan Paul, it’s a veritable time capsule of the era when ’crafting’ was less about aesthetics and more about turning a profit from your grandma’s old loom. This book will gently nudge you away from the grim spectre of retail therapy and into the comforting embrace of yarn and fabric. Picture yourself, if you will, cozied up in a dimly lit corner of your home, surrounded by a cacophony of half-finished projects and a somewhat disdainful cat. Open the pages of this book and you’ll find yourself entranced—not solely by the art of creating textiles but by the absurdity of engaging in what can only be described as an ancient form of multitasking. Who knew that crafting could be so labor-intensive? Brown takes you on a journey through the realms of fibres and dyes, as if she’s trying to convince you that spinning your own yarn is merely the artisanal version of brewing your own kombucha. This book is a celebration of the more tactile aspects of life; however, one can’t help but wonder if Brown was just a tad too enthusiastic about the intricacies of fibre arts. With sections that detail everything from the selection of materials to the delicate art of dyeing, you might find yourself pondering existential questions such as: “Why am I dying my own wool when I could just pop down to the local craft store?” or “Is this how I’ll finally impress my friends at dinner parties?” So prepare yourself for moments of triumph as you successfully spin your first skein, followed swiftly by the crushing realisation that not all of us are cut out for this level of domesticity. As you meander through the pages, you’ll discover a plethora of wisdom that could easily apply to life’s other pursuits, such as the age-old question of how to untangle a ball of wool, a metaphor for navigating adulthood with all its twists and knots. Expect to encounter practical advice such as: How to avoid turning your living room into a woolly disaster zone. Recommendations for dyes that won’t ruin your washing machine (or your life). Tips on how to convince your friends you’re chic and not just a hoarder of questionable fabrics. A guide to spinning that will leave you simultaneously inspired and slightly terrified. How to embrace the chaos of creativity without losing your sanity (or your cat). Condition: This copy of The Weaving, Spinning and Dying Book has seen better days but is still packed with potential, much like the ambitious crafter who’s managed to collect an entire shelf of half-finished projects. Expect the usual wear and tear of a beloved tome: slightly dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee ring (because who can keep crafting without some caffeine?), and a spine that tells tales of countless evenings spent wrestling with wool. Its quirks only add character, making it a perfect companion for both the novice and the seasoned spinner, as well as those who merely enjoy reading about people who know what they’re doing. So if you’re looking to reclaim some lost time in the company of fibres and threads, or if you simply wish to impress people at parties with your new ‘back-to-basics’ lifestyle, look no further. Grab this book from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirky, the weird, and the wonderfully obscure. Who knows? It might just inspire you to take up a new hobby, or at the very least, to have a laugh about the absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2544/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-weaving-spinning-and-dying-book-feb-2025.jpg 16.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge & Kegan Paul 9780710089601 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2543 Collecting Original Prints by Rosemary Simmons Ah, "Collecting Original Prints" by Rosemary Simmons, a title that tantalizes the imagination and beckons the curious collector with all the subtlety of a cat at three in the morning. First published in 1982, this dazzling tome offers a delightful jaunt into the world of art collecting, where the genre meets a group of enthusiasts armed with magnifying glasses and a keen eye for the obscure. Picture it: the smell of dusty galleries mingling with the scent of musty paper, all while you clutch your wallet tighter than a bank manager on payday. Within these pages, Simmons—our fearless guide—unravels the intricate tapestry of print collecting. You might wonder, what is an "original print," exactly? Is it the kind of thing you hang over your mantlepiece to impress your in-laws or merely a conversation starter for those awkward silences at dinner parties? Fear not, for Simmons is here to navigate you through the euphoric highs and emotional lows of the art world, as if collecting prints were akin to collecting stamps from obscure places like Bhutan or the Isle of Wight. The book is peppered with nuggets of wisdom, such as the importance of provenance, which is basically fancy-talk for "Is this fake or did it really come from that old chap with the beret who claimed he knew Picasso?" Prepare yourself for tales of artists who may or may not have been lunatics, each with an original print that could be worth a fortune—or just a few quid at a garage sale. If you’ve ever entertained the charming delusion that owning a signed piece could elevate you to the status of a cultured connoisseur, this book is your enigmatic guide to navigating that whimsical dream. And let’s not forget the practical advice! Simmons provides a masterclass in how to spot a fake. You will learn to scrutinize prints with the precision of a jeweler examining diamonds—albeit while using your cousin’s old magnifying glass, because who can afford anything else? From the best art fairs to avoid (hint: anywhere with a ‘bargain bin’) to tips on preserving your collection from the inevitable disasters of cats, sticky-fingered toddlers, and that one friend who thinks they’re an art critic because they once watched a documentary, this book is a veritable potpourri of arcane knowledge. But be warned: the path of the print collector is fraught with potential peril. Simmons warns of the dreaded "print envy," a condition affecting many collectors who find themselves unable to appreciate their own collection after a visit to a gallery. You might find yourself staring bleakly at your modest assortment, wondering how you ever believed that faded lithograph of a duck was a good idea. Yes, the art world may be whimsical, but it can also be unforgiving, as many a collector has learned the hard way. Condition: Used, or as we like to call it, "well-loved." Expect a few dog-eared pages, some charming marginalia that could either be notes from a previous owner or the ramblings of a madman. Rest assured, each scuff on the cover tells a story, perhaps about a misadventure at an art fair or an ill-advised encounter with a particularly aggressive gallery owner. So, if you’re ready to plunge into the world of art collecting with a curated sense of irony, "Collecting Original Prints" eagerly awaits your eager hands. Whether you aspire to be the next great art collector or simply wish to impress your friends with esoteric knowledge, this book, brought to you by Crappy Old Books, is just the ticket—albeit a slightly worn and creased one. Find your next artful obsession within these pages, and may your prints always be original, your frames impeccably straight, and your wallet somehow miraculously intact. Happy collecting! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2543/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collecting-original-prints-feb-2025.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quiller Press 9780289709009 GB Standard 5.05 GBP COB-2542 The Drawing Handbook by Ettore Maiotti In a world where creativity often teeters on the precipice of chaos, Ettore Maiotti’s "The Drawing Handbook" emerges like a reluctant hero in a 1980s action flick—complete with shoulder pads and a questionable haircut. Published in 1989 by Aurum Press, this tome promises to unlock the mysteries of art, but be warned: it’s all fun and games until someone draws a stick figure with an existential crisis. Have you ever considered that your doodles might be a cry for help? Or perhaps a commentary on the state of society? If that sounds like your kind of existential pondering, then this handbook is here to guide you through the treacherous waters of paper and pencil—where your artistic prowess might just be more abstract than you’d like to admit. With its informative yet undeniably quirky approach, Maiotti aims to turn your squiggly lines into something resembling actual art. Or at least, something that can be mistaken for art from a distance of at least ten feet. Expect a quirky collection of techniques that range from the downright absurd to the unexpectedly illuminating. You’ll find tips that suggest you might need to channel your inner Picasso, provided you’re comfortable with the idea that Picasso often looked like he was having a bad day while painting. Inside these pages, you’ll discover practical exercises that could potentially lead to artistic enlightenment—or at least give you good fodder for small talk at dinner parties. Just imagine the delight in your friends’ eyes when you unveil your latest masterpiece, which may or may not resemble a poorly constructed doghouse! As you flip through the pages, you might stumble upon topics like ‘The Importance of Line Quality’ and ‘How to Draw without Crying’—a must-read for anyone who has ever felt the crushing weight of a blank canvas. The illustrations are as charmingly awkward as the author’s attempts to explain the concept of perspective, which, let’s face it, may or may not have been a misunderstanding of the term. But who needs perspective when you can have whimsy? In true 1980s fashion, the book is set against a backdrop of garish colours and fonts that scream nostalgia. It’s like the author took a time machine from the past and plopped it down in the chaotic world of modern art critics, causing a delightful collision of styles. If you’re ever in need of a conversation starter or simply wish to confuse your friends, this book could easily serve as a decorative object on your coffee table—provided you place it next to something more sophisticated. But let’s not forget about the importance of practice. Maiotti encourages readers to draw daily, reminding us that even the greats had to start somewhere, which undoubtedly included a phase where every drawing looked like a confused potato. With his gentle nudging, you might just find the courage to unleash your inner Van Gogh—or at least a Van Gogh that’s still figuring out how to hold a crayon. Condition: Used, but lovingly embraced by its previous owner, this copy of "The Drawing Handbook" has seen the swirling tides of creativity, perhaps even bearing witness to the tragic fate of many an unsharpened pencil. Expect pages that may have been dog-eared in the heat of artistic fervour, with the occasional splatter of paint that adds an air of authenticity—because who hasn’t accidentally redecorated their living room in the process of self-discovery? So, if you’re ready to take your artistic journey into uncharted territories, or at the very least, feel slightly better about the artistic monstrosities you’ve already produced, "The Drawing Handbook" could be your ticket to a more colourful existence—or just a great excuse to make your fridge look artsy. Available at Crappy Old Books, because sometimes second-hand wisdom is just what you need to elevate your sketching skills from ‘what even is that?’ to ‘well, it’s certainly something!’ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2542/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-drawing-nandbook-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aurum Press 9781854100696 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2540 How To Be A Super Gardener by Alan Titchmarsh Ah, the illustrious 1985 edition of "How To Be A Super Gardener" by the one and only Alan Titchmarsh, a title so audacious it practically dares you to become the green-fingered overlord of your own backyard. Within the crisp, dog-eared pages, one might expect to find sage advice on coaxing life from soil, but instead, you may very well uncover the long-lost art of growing a prickly relationship with your rose bushes. This book is less about cultivating your garden and more about cultivating a healthy dose of irony in your life. Published by Guild Publishing—an entity perhaps more noted for its ability to produce books than its ability to write them—this volume is a time capsule of horticultural wisdom marinated in the slightly unfortunate aesthetics of the mid-80s. Picture, if you will, a kaleidoscope of lurid colors and bizarrely impractical gardening advice, which may lead you to question if you’re really meant to be a super gardener or just super confused. If you’ve ever wanted to create a garden that resembles a post-apocalyptic landscape—or perhaps a scene from a low-budget sci-fi film—then look no further. After all, who doesn’t want to grow cucumbers that look like they’re auditioning for a role in a horror movie? Inside, Titchmarsh offers up a variety of gardening techniques that range from the utterly mundane to the catastrophically absurd. Here’s a sneak peek at what you might find: The secrets to over-watering: Your plants will swim in sheer bafflement. How to talk to your plants: Spoiler alert—it’s mostly you doing the talking. Choosing the right tools: Because nothing says ’super gardener’ like a shovel from 1972. Dealing with pests: That’s right, folks! You can always invite your bugs to dinner. Fertiliser: You might be surprised what goes into it—and what might come out. In a decade where everything was bright, loud, and a bit questionable, Titchmarsh’s advice shines like a fluorescent light bulb in a moonlit garden. But don’t let the cheerful promise of being a ’Super Gardener’ fool you; you may just end up with a yard that resembles a neglected jungle, teeming with weeds that have assumed control of the establishment. You’ll stand at your window, cup of tea in hand, and contemplate if you were better off sticking to the supermarket. Trust us; it’s a slippery slope. Oh, and the illustrations! The book is peppered with joyful images of horticultural enthusiasts who may or may not be crying on the inside as they tackle their unruly hedges. You can almost hear the shrieks of despair as they wrestle a rogue dandelion, obliviously posing with gardening implements that could double as medieval weaponry. Every page turn is a delightful gamble—will you be inspired to plant a thriving herb garden or merely inspired to become a professional plant-murderer? Condition: Used. Like the book itself, this copy carries the marks of its storied past, including the faint scent of potting soil and an inexplicable smudge that might just be evidence of a tomato catastrophe. The spine is cracked, the pages are lovingly dog-eared, and the cover is a testament to either its thorough use or its unfortunate encounters with rogue gardening tools. While it may not withstand the scrutiny of a perfectionist, it does have a charm all its own—a charm that whispers, “You’ve made a wise choice; just lower your expectations a tad.” So, whether you’re on the hunt for life-altering gardening advice or simply want to revel in the irony of your horticultural aspirations, consider adding this treasure to your collection. And remember, if you find yourself in need of more dubious literary finds, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where treasure and trash coexist harmoniously—and where your next misguided gardening adventure awaits. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2540/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-be-a-super-gardener-feb-2025.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Guild Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2539 Sophies World by Jostein Gaarder Sophie’s World by Jostein Gaarder is a philosophical novel that follows a 14-year-old girl, Sophie Amundsen, as she embarks on a journey through the history of philosophy. One day, she begins receiving mysterious letters from an unknown philosopher, Alberto Knox, who introduces her to fundamental philosophical ideas, from ancient Greek thinkers like Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle to modern philosophers such as Descartes, Kant, and Sartre. As Sophie learns about different philosophical concepts, she also starts questioning her own reality. The novel takes a metafictional turn when she discovers that she and Alberto are characters in a book written for another girl, Hilde, by her father, a UN officer stationed in Lebanon. As Sophie and Alberto attempt to break free from the story, the narrative explores deeper existential and epistemological themes. Blending fiction with philosophy, Sophie’s World is both an engaging mystery and an introduction to Western thought, encouraging readers to think critically about life, existence, and knowledge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2539/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sophies-world-feb-2024.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pheonix House 9781897580424 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2538 The Private Patient by PD James In a world where the term “private patient” conjures visions of lavish healthcare and plush waiting rooms, leave it to PD James to twist that notion into something decidedly more sinister. In her 2008 masterpiece, she invites you to take a front-row seat at a medical mystery that could very well turn your next visit to the doctor into a crime drama more gripping than any waiting room gossip. But beware: this narrative doesn’t just prescribe some light reading; it delivers a hefty dose of intrigue, laced with James’s signature genius for the morbidly fascinating. You might think you are merely checking in for a casual read, but as the plot unfolds, you’ll discover that the only thing more complicated than the protagonist’s medical history is the web of secrets that enshrouds her. When a cosmetic surgery unfolds into a murder investigation, the stakes are raised from the ordinary to the extraordinarily bizarre. Nothing says ‘tension’ quite like the combination of scalpels, surgeons, and a body that refuses to stay quiet. Who knew that a simple nip and tuck could lead to a full-blown whodunit? Set against the backdrop of a seemingly idyllic English countryside, where tea is served with a side of suspense, the plot thickens faster than the cream in your Earl Grey. Is it the charming yet enigmatic surgeon? The overly attentive nurses with their hidden agendas? Or perhaps the eccentric patients whose secrets are more gruesome than their ailments? As each character struts onto the scene like a cast member auditioning for a soap opera, readers will find themselves questioning not just the identity of the killer, but also the entire notion of trust in a world where everyone seems to have something to hide. As you navigate this narrative labyrinth, you may find yourself pondering the bigger questions in life, such as: Why do we entrust our lives to those who wield scalpels? Is there really such a thing as ’patient confidentiality’ when a corpse is involved? And, most importantly, who on earth decided that a career in medicine should be combined with the skill set of a detective? James masterfully weaves these existential ponderings into her plot, reminding us that while we may seek answers in the operating theatre, sometimes it’s the mysteries that make life worth living—albeit a little more perilous. And let’s not forget the exquisite prose that flows like a fine wine—rich, complex, and slightly intoxicating. Every sentence seems to have been cultivated with the precision of a seasoned surgeon, leaving readers both entranced and slightly queasy. You might find yourself savoring each word as if it were a decadent slice of cake, while simultaneously bracing for the inevitable twist that sends your heart racing. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a good plot twist? Especially one that disturbs your evening tea? For those brave enough to indulge in this exploration of mortality and malpractice, prepare yourself for an array of revelations that will leave your mind spinning like the wheels of a health insurance claim. Expect snarky observations on the British healthcare system, eye-roll-inducing character archetypes, and a plot that may or may not require a medical degree to fully appreciate. But fear not, for you do not need a stethoscope to appreciate the pulse of this gripping tale. Condition: This book comes to you in delightful ’used’ condition, which means it bears all the charming marks of a literary past. Expect dog-eared pages, the scent of bygone coffee breaks, and perhaps the odd note in the margins from a previous reader who thought they could outsmart James’s cunning narrative. By purchasing this book from Crappy Old Books, you are not just getting a story; you are acquiring a piece of literary history that has been well-loved, and maybe just a tad over-caffeinated. So grab your reading glasses, curl up in your coziest chair, and prepare to unravel the mysteries of The Private Patient. Just remember: once you start, there’s no turning back. After all, in a PD James novel, everyone’s a suspect—even the reader. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2538/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-private-patient-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571242443 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2537 Archangel by Robert Harris In a world where history is often rewritten by those who wield the pen—or in this case, the computer keyboard—Robert Harris’s "Archangel" emerges as a somewhat audacious foray into the murky waters of mystery and historical intrigue. Published in 1998 by the illustrious BCA, this tome casts a long shadow over the landscape of political thrillers, tempting readers to grasp it as one might a suspiciously wrinkled lottery ticket: with both hope and hesitation. Set against the backdrop of the post-Soviet landscape, "Archangel" spins a tale so tangled that it could serve as a warm-up exercise for a particularly eccentric cat. Our hero, a historian with an insatiable curiosity, finds himself drawn into a labyrinth of secrets that even Google Maps couldn’t hope to navigate. As he unearths a cache of documents linked to a Russian leader of yore—who may or may not have had a penchant for the dramatic—one can’t help but wonder if Harris was inspired by a particularly vivid dream after a heavy meal of borscht and herring. This book grapples with themes that resonate in today’s climate, such as the commodification of history, the often dubious nature of truth, and the question of whether it’s worth risking life and limb for a spot on a bestseller list. Harris’s prose flows with the ease of a well-oiled Russian bear—a bear that may or may not have attended a college course on political philosophy. Readers will find themselves pondering profound questions like, "Is this an ode to the enduring power of history, or merely a cheeky romp through a post-Cold War wasteland?" As for the narrative arc, it offers twists and turns sharper than a seasoned politician’s tongue, leaving many a reader wondering if they should have packed a compass and GPS before embarking on this literary expedition. Some critics have posited that the book is less a straightforward mystery and more a labyrinthine puzzle, where every corner turned reveals yet another layer of complexity. Like an onion, albeit one that has been left out in the rain and has begun to sprout. But fear not, dear reader, for Harris’s wit is as sharp as a London fog on a chilly morning, proving that even in the murkiest of waters, a glimmer of irony can shine through. The characters may be as memorable as the names on a forgotten shopping list, but their interactions are imbued with a delightful richness that can only come from the author’s deft hand. Each dialogue crackles with a sardonic energy that might leave you questioning the very nature of humanity—or at least your choice of evening reading. Condition: Now, let’s wax lyrical about the physical state of this particular specimen. The cover—ah yes, that cover—bears the weary signs of time, much like a well-loved diplomat who has spent one too many nights at the pub. Expect creases, dog-ears, and perhaps a coffee stain that whispers of existential crises past. The pages are yellowed, echoing tales of yesteryear, and may just inspire you to don a monocle and sip Earl Grey while reading. The spine exhibits the kind of charm that only comes from being cracked open a few too many times, as if it’s begging for another round of literary exploration. Intricately woven plot that may require a chart and a glass of something strong. Characters who oscillate between brilliance and bewilderment. Historical references that evoke both nostalgia and confusion. Irony so thick you could spread it on toast. A narrative that feels like a brisk walk through a hedge maze—invigorating yet slightly disorienting. So, if you’re in the market for an intellectual escapade that challenges both the mind and the belief in clear-cut narratives, "Archangel" might just be your ticket. And remember, this beloved volume comes to you from Crappy Old Books, where every title has a history as rich as the plot you’re about to encounter. Happy reading and may your literary explorations be as adventurous as Harris’s prose! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2537/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/archangel-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BCA 0000000021760 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2536 The Penn Country and the Chilterns by Ralph M Robinson and Charles J Bathurst In the curious year of 1929, when flappers danced the charleston and the world teetered on the precipice of modernity, Ralph M Robinson and Charles J Bathurst took it upon themselves to embark on an audacious journey through the landscapes of The Penn Country and the Chilterns. This literary treasure trove, published by the equally esteemed John Lane The Bodley Head Ltd, promises to uncover the secrets of the British countryside, albeit through the slightly foggy lens of a bygone era. Yet, one might wonder: what was it that compelled these two gentlemen to wax lyrical about the leafy hills and quaint villages, when the jazz age beckoned from the smoky salons of London? Nice old book with rough paper edge, untrimmed. Pages are almost like card. Slight mould damage, just a few speckles. Good spine, with a slight bit of waer to cloth cover at top. Large irem about 26cm tall and 3.5cm thick. This book is not merely a travelogue; it’s a curious blend of rambling prose, eccentric illustrations, and the kind of observations that seem to belong more to the realm of daydreams than reality. One can almost imagine Robinson and Bathurst traipsing through the Chilterns, pipe clamped between teeth and tweed coats flapping in the gentle breeze, with an occasional quip about the quality of scones at a nearby tearoom. For the modern reader, however, their musings might evoke a sense of wonder—did people really care about the intricacies of hedgerows and the architecture of ancient churches, or was it simply a way to distract themselves from the less charming aspects of 1920s life? As you flip through the pages of this rather unassuming tome, expect to encounter a delightful assortment of topics, including, but not limited to: Intricate descriptions of the flora and fauna that may or may not exist today. A thorough examination of the local pubs, where a pint seems to have been the cure for all ailments. Philosophical musings on the nature of hills, as if they were sentient beings waiting to impart wisdom. Sketches that appear to have been drawn during the authors’ more questionable artistic phases. Footnotes that may or may not add insight, depending on how many cups of tea you’ve consumed. It’s worth noting that this literary relic carries with it the unmistakable charm of its age. The pages may be yellowed, the spine slightly cracked, and the occasional coffee stain could serve as a testament to its adventures on the shelves of other book lovers. Condition: Used, with all the quirks one would expect from a book that has seen more sunsets than its authors. It may have been cast aside in favour of shinier, more modern titles, but its wisdom remains intact, if somewhat nostalgic. As you read through this oddity, keep an eye out for the moments when the authors’ voices seem to drift into disjointed thoughts, perhaps revealing a bit too much about their own musings on life and society. The Penn Country and the Chilterns is not just a guide to a picturesque part of England; it serves as a time capsule of an era that straddled the line between quaint countryside charm and the rapid pace of change. You might even find yourself questioning what exactly brought Robinson and Bathurst to pen these observations—an earnest love for their homeland, or perhaps a reluctant acceptance of the inevitable march of progress? Whether you are a seasoned collector of books about the British countryside or simply seeking a conversation starter for your next gathering, this volume is sure to provide a peculiar blend of nostalgia and bemusement. It invites you to imagine a time when the world was at a crossroads, and the countryside was a refuge for the contemplative soul. Grab it, read it, and let the musings of Robinson and Bathurst add a splash of irony to your bookshelf. Crappy Old Books is proud to present this curious find, perfect for the intrepid reader looking to explore the past through the pages of a book that is as quirky as the subjects it discusses. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2536/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penn-country-and-the-chilterns-feb-2025.jpg 20.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Lane The Bodley Head Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2532 The Plot Against Pepys by James Long and Ben Long In a literary landscape cluttered with tomes that proclaim to unravel the secrets of history, “The Plot Against Pepys” dares to flip the script, quite literally. Here we have a concoction so rich in irony it could only be brewed in a mindspring of two authors, James Long and Ben Long, who apparently decided that Samuel Pepys—a figure often overshadowed by his own diary habits—needed a little more drama in his life. After all, who doesn’t love a plot twist about a man whose biggest scandal is his penchant for chronicling his own affairs (both romantic and otherwise) in a way that makes modern social media look like a quaint coffee break? This book, published in the glory days of 2007—an era when everyone was just beginning to realise that social media might not be the cure-all for human connection—takes us on an unexpected jaunt through the life of Pepys. But hold onto your quills, folks! This isn’t just a biography filled with musty memoirs and dry history; it’s a raucous romp that imagines Pepys as the unwitting centerpiece in a grand conspiracy, where the stakes are as high as a Restoration-era wig. The Longs, in their infinite wisdom, seem to ask: What if Pepys wasn’t just an observer of history but a pawn in a much larger game? Expect to uncover a smorgasbord of delightful eccentricities as the authors weave together an elaborate narrative that leaves no stone unturned—except perhaps those connected to actual historical accuracy. Fans of the “bizarre yet brilliant” genre will find themselves tiptoeing through a landscape where facts and fancies twine together like an overgrown garden in the back of a derelict stately home. The writing sparkles with wit sharper than a 17th-century rapier, leaving you wondering if the Pepys you thought you knew was merely a cover for the real drama unfolding behind the curtains of history. Now, if you were hoping for a straightforward historical account, prepare for disappointment. Instead, you’ll be treated to a cavalcade of whimsical characters, possibly including a talking cat or a ghostly apparition of Oliver Cromwell for good measure. Why not? After all, the authors seem to have thrown caution to the wind, opting instead for a narrative that marries the absurd with the profound. Who knew that Pepys had such a riveting life beyond his descriptions of the Great Fire of London? Condition: This tome is used, and as such, it carries the delightful patina of time—think of it as a literary vintage wine, perhaps a bit corked but still brimming with character. Pages may be dog-eared or exhibit the occasional coffee stain, which only adds to its charm. Markings of previous readers may haunt the margins like wayward spirits, offering unsolicited commentary on Pepys’ escapades. Embrace the imperfections; they’re what make this book feel lived in, much like an antique shop crammed with quirky artifacts. Among the many peculiarities this book offers, you might find: A secret society of Pepys enthusiasts plotting to reclaim his legacy. A love letter from a mysterious figure, penned in deliciously ornate calligraphy. Discussions of the merits of 17th-century fish stew—because why not? Unexpected tangents into the life of various minor characters that may or may not exist. Footnotes that might just be more entertaining than the main text itself. So grab your quill and ink, or at least your best caffeinated beverage, and prepare to embark on an adventure that’s as twisted as Pepys’ own diary entries. Whether you’re a history buff or someone who simply enjoys a good chuckle at the absurdities of life, “The Plot Against Pepys” promises to be a delightful diversion. Find your next literary oddity at Crappy Old Books, where every page turned is a step into the wonderfully weird world of second-hand treasures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2532/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-plot-against-pepys-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571227136 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2531 The Apocrypha by A & B Publishers Group Welcome to the fascinating world of "The Apocrypha," a book whose very name suggests forbidden knowledge and elusive truths—yet somehow managed to be published by the remarkably unremarkable A & B Publishers Group in the year 1999, a time when everyone thought the world might just end in a spectacular digital fireball. Spoiler: it didn’t, but this tome might just make you wish it had. With its delightfully ambiguous title, you might expect something weighty, enlightening, or at least mildly entertaining. Instead, what you have here could be the literary equivalent of a lukewarm cup of tea—comforting yet entirely forgettable, with a hint of something sinister at the bottom of the cup. In "The Apocrypha," you are invited to wrestle with the vague, the unexplainable, and perhaps the outright bizarre. A & B Publishers Group, in all their infinite wisdom, decided to grace us with their enigmatic offering that promises to be an enlightening read only if you consider obscure references to ancient texts while pondering why you didn’t buy that delightful coffee table book on cats instead. It’s like they took a group of slightly-overqualified interns, locked them in a room with nothing but a dictionary and a thesaurus, and then told them to go wild. And wild they went, producing a collection of thoughts that are as paradoxical as they are whimsical. Now, let’s talk about the actual content—or lack thereof. The nature of "The Apocrypha" is so elusive that one might wonder if it actually contains the secrets of the universe or merely a collection of grocery lists penned during an existential crisis. Perhaps it’s both! You may find yourself pondering existential questions like: “Why did I buy this?” or “Will I ever find the return address for A & B Publishers Group?” Interspersed between the cryptic musings might be illustrations that could only be described as ‘artistic interpretations’ of what someone thought the Apocalypse would look like, had it been painted by a tired cat on a particularly uninspiring Tuesday. As you meander through the pages (assuming you can find them; with a book as cryptic as this, who knows?), you may encounter a variety of styles ranging from overly verbose to utterly disjointed. Each section seems to take on a life of its own, like a collection of bewildered orphans seeking a foster home in your bookshelf. The prose oscillates between the profound and the mundane, leaving readers questioning whether they should be meditating on the meaning of life or simply looking for a decent biscuit recipe instead. The book may even inspire you to create your own apocryphal tales—perhaps a modern-day fable about an unsung hero named ‘Bob’ who valiantly battles the odds to... well, make a decent cup of tea. Condition: Used, which is an understatement akin to calling the Titanic a "minor boating mishap." This book has clearly been loved—or at least handled by someone who had a penchant for existential dread and questionable life choices. Expect dog-eared pages, a few coffee stains (likely from someone desperately trying to stay awake while reading it), and a cover that has seen better days but still boasts a certain rugged charm. It’s a book that begs you to open it, if only to see if the contents are as wild as the cover suggests. As you ponder whether to add "The Apocrypha" to your collection or use it as an excellent doorstop, remember that Crappy Old Books is here to offer you this delightful confusion wrapped in a tattered cover. For those who revel in the absurdity of second-hand literary adventures, this book might just be the perfect companion for your next existential crisis—or perhaps for that awkward social gathering where everyone stares at their phones and ignores the existential dread that fills the room. In summary, whether you’re a scholar of the obscure or simply someone who enjoys the strange and unusual, "The Apocrypha" holds the potential to be the most curiously perplexing book in your collection. Just be prepared for a journey that may lead you nowhere fast and leave you wondering if you should have just stuck with your cat book instead. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2531/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-apocrypha-feb-2025.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A & B Publishers Group 9781886433502 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2530 Eat - The Little Book Of Fast Food by Nigel Slater In a world where kale smoothies reign supreme and the word ’fast’ now brings to mind only the speed of the internet, Nigel Slater’s "Eat - The Little Book Of Fast Food" whisks us back to a time when the culinary landscape was painted in shades of greasy indulgence and unfettered joy. Published in 2013 by Fourth Estate, this not-so-little tome is a heartwarming tribute to the unsung hero of the dining experience: the fast food meal. Prepare to embark on a journey through the hallowed halls of convenience and unrepentant satisfaction, where the only thing faster than the food is your inevitable descent into nostalgic cravings. Ah, fast food! The gastronomic equivalent of a hug for your insides. Who can resist the siren call of a perfectly fried chip, its golden exterior gleaming with a promise of crispy perfection? With Slater’s clever guidance, you’ll learn that fast food isn’t merely sustenance; it’s a culinary rebellion against the tyranny of meal prep and wholesome ingredients. This book invites you to embrace the joyful chaos that comes with a life lived in the drive-thru lane, where your biggest dilemma is whether to upsize your fries. As you flip through its pages, you might find that the recipes are a delightful mishmash of quick fixes designed to satiate even the most insatiable of appetites. Each section reads like a love letter to the guilty pleasures we’ve all indulged in under the cloak of night—after all, who’s judging you when you’re polishing off a burger at 2 AM? Slater’s witty prose pairs oh-so-perfectly with each recipe, making you feel as if you’re sharing a laugh with your best mate over a table strewn with empty wrappers. But wait! There’s more! This book doesn’t just stop at glorifying the convenience of fast food; it seems to have a sly wink and a nod toward the culinary elite, as if to say, “Yes, darling, you can definitely enjoy a gourmet truffle-infused burger while sitting in your living room in your pajamas.” Slater cleverly juxtaposes the lowbrow with the highbrow, making the case that fast food isn’t just for the masses—it’s a lifestyle choice. Who needs Michelin stars when you can enjoy a star-studded delivery service instead? No fast food adventure would be complete without the accompanying cast of characters: the cheeky takeaway menu, the mysterious sauce packets, and the ever-elusive “special ingredient”—that questionable item that somehow makes its way into every meal you never knew you needed. Slater leads you through the amusing backstories of these culinary companions, inviting you to see them as more than just items on a menu, but rather as co-conspirators in your quest for gastronomic delight. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days, much like your favourite diner that’s still operating despite the questionable hygiene ratings. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional ink smudge, and possibly some unidentifiable crumbs nestled between the chapters. It’s been lovingly thumbed through by a multitude of fast food enthusiasts, each leaving their own mark—perhaps a hint of mustard here, a smudge of ketchup there. But isn’t that the beauty of second-hand books? They carry with them stories of their own, just like the food they champion. Whether you are a fast food aficionado, a culinary rebel, or simply someone with a penchant for whimsical literature, "Eat - The Little Book Of Fast Food" is bound to tickle your fancy. You’ll find yourself snickering in delight as you navigate Slater’s musings, all while secretly plotting your next late-night snack run. Why bother with fancy dining when you can recreate your favourite guilty pleasures in the comfort of your own home? So, slip on those fuzzy slippers, don your most comfortable sweatpants, and prepare for a culinary romp that only Nigel Slater could concoct. After all, life’s too short to skip dessert—or second-hand books from Crappy Old Books, where culinary nostalgia meets quirky charm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2530/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eat-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fourth Estate 9780007526154 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2528 The Partner by John Grisham Ah, "The Partner" by John Grisham, a title that suggests familiarity yet invites intrigue. Published in the illustrious year of 1997—when the world was still reeling from the inexplicable popularity of Tamagotchis and the elusive magic of dial-up internet—this tome promises a wild legal escapade that may or may not include a protagonist with delusions of grandeur. Rumour has it that the protagonist’s journey is so convoluted, it could give a Rubik’s Cube a run for its money. Has tiny ding to front dust cover which you can see in the image. Imagine a world where shady dealings and courtroom antics dance ungracefully around the margins of morality, like a penguin on roller skates. With Grisham at the wheel, you might just find yourself questioning the ethics of lawyering while contemplating whether or not you should have invested in that pet rock collection from 1975. Spoiler alert: you should have. As you flip through the well-worn pages of this BCA edition, you’ll encounter a narrative that may have had more plot twists than a pretzel factory. Expect the unexpected, or perhaps the predictably unexpected—the kind of narrative arc that has readers whispering “I saw that coming” while simultaneously being mildly shocked. It’s a paradox wrapped in a conundrum, much like an English breakfast that somehow manages to include beans, eggs, and questionable sausages. For those who appreciate a good list (and who doesn’t?), here’s a brief rundown of what to expect from this literary odyssey: A protagonist with more layers than an onion at a cooking competition. Legal jargon so dense it could stop a bullet—if only words were bullets! A plot that may remind you of that one time you tried to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. Twists that will make you question your own life decisions, like ordering pineapple on pizza. A chance to revisit the late ‘90s, a time when mobile phones were the size of small bricks. As you meander through the labyrinthine corridors of "The Partner," you might find yourself pondering the deeper questions of life, such as: Why do we keep reading books about lawyers when they often have less personality than a stale biscuit? And why, oh why, does it feel like the stakes are somehow not as high as they should be? You may even find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, wondering if Grisham was perhaps secretly training to be a stand-up comedian. Condition: This particular copy is used, with all the charm that comes from being passed around like a hot potato at a family gathering. The cover bears the scars of time, with creases and dog-eared pages that add a layer of authenticity. You can almost hear the whispers of past readers echoing through the pages, each one gathering their own stories of how they misguidedly believed they could be as clever as the characters within. It’s the kind of wear that tells a tale of its own, perhaps even more riveting than the one Grisham spun. So, if you’re ready to delve into a legal thriller that promises to tickle your brain and maybe even your funny bone, "The Partner" awaits you. Just don’t expect it to make you a better person; that might be asking a smidge too much. After all, you can find this literary curiosity at Crappy Old Books, where the past meets the present in the most delightfully chaotic way possible. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2528/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-partner-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BCA 0000000028639 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2526 A Shade of Difference by Allen Drury Step right up for a curious excursion into the murky depths of 1963 political intrigue with Allen Drury’s "A Shade of Difference." A title that might suggest an exploration of nuances, this hefty tome could very well be a delightful misnomer; the difference here is not just a shade, but an entire spectrum of bureaucratic melodrama. Imagine a world where political machinations are as common as a rainy day in Liverpool, and you’re halfway there. Drury, with all the charm and fervor of a slightly overcooked crumpet, invites you to delve into a narrative that promises to be more convoluted than a family tree drawn up by a particularly ambitious genealogist. The year of its publication, 1963, was a time rife with global tensions, and Drury’s political commentary may feel as fresh as a cold cup of tea left on the counter. But fret not! The shelves of the past are often more engaging than your average evening news broadcast, filled with characters whose motivations are as clear as mud. Will they save the day? Will they trip over their own shoelaces? Only the pages can tell! With a plot that twists and turns like a hedgehog seeking refuge from an oncoming car, the book presents a riveting examination of political allegiances and betrayals that will leave your own alliances feeling like mere child’s play. As you rummage through its pages, you’re likely to encounter an ensemble cast more perplexing than your aunt’s collection of ceramic cats. Each character is painted with the slightly off-kilter brush of Drury’s imagination, leaving you to ponder whether they’re heroes, villains, or simply individuals caught in the whirlwind of a plot that seems determined to defy coherence. It’s a bit like watching a jigsaw puzzle as someone enthusiastically throws in half a dozen pieces from a completely different set; you may not know what you’re looking at, but you’re certainly intrigued. Drury’s writing style can only be described as an acquired taste, akin to the first sip of a particularly strong English ale. It may leave newcomers wondering if they’ve wandered into a pub quiz that’s slightly above their pay grade. His penchant for lengthy dialogues will have you wondering if the characters will ever get to the point or if they’re just fond of hearing their own voices. In an era where brevity is often considered the soul of wit, Drury seems to have taken a different approach, crafting sentences that stretch longer than a line at a popular London café on a Sunday morning. To give you a clearer picture of what to expect, here’s a non-exhaustive list of delightful absurdities you might encounter: Characters so politically entangled, they might as well be knitting a scarf together. Conversations that could rival the length of a Shakespearean soliloquy. Plot twists that could serve as a mild form of exercise as you navigate them. More footnotes than an academic paper on obscure medieval history. Unforeseen allegiances that appear as swiftly as a pigeon at a picnic. Condition: This used copy, lovingly peddled by Crappy Old Books, provides a delightful glimpse into the fingerprints of its previous owners, featuring yellowed pages and the charming scent of nostalgia. You might even find a few underlined passages—perhaps the previous reader’s attempt to decipher Drury’s layered narrative, or maybe they just found the text too good not to highlight. The spine bears the creases of battles fought in the trenches of literary comprehension, and the cover has seen better days, but who doesn’t love a book that wears its history like a badge of honour? If you are in search of a straightforward read that holds your hand and leads you gently through its chapters, look elsewhere. However, if you’re ready to grapple with a narrative as convoluted as the M25 during rush hour, with characters that might just make you feel better about your own life choices, then "A Shade of Difference" is the peculiar treasure you never knew you needed. Embrace the irony of it all and let it sit on your shelf, waiting to confound your guests whenever they ask for a recommendation. Ah, the joys of vintage literature found at Crappy Old Books! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2526/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-shade-of-difference-feb-2025.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2525 George IV by Christopher Hibbert In the annals of British history, few figures rise to the dizzying heights of notoriety quite like George IV—a king whose life reads like a soap opera scripted by an over-caffeinated playwright. Christopher Hibbert’s 1972 magnum opus, cleverly titled "George IV," dares to delve into the raucous life and extravagant reign of this monarch who could easily have been the poster child for ’excess’ if only it had existed in the 19th century. Has a protective plastic cover on making it ideal for reading outside. Has a pull out family tree in the back which is very clever. One might assume that a biography of a king would be a sedate affair, perhaps filled with stony portraits and dull proclamations. However, Hibbert has taken it upon himself to toss out the dusty tomes of tradition and instead offer readers a rich tapestry of royal debauchery that could make even the most scandalous celebrity blush. This is no ordinary history lesson; this is a rollercoaster ride through the gluttonous halls of a palace where the dining rooms echo with laughter and the corridors resonate with whispers of scandal. George IV was not just a king; he was a connoisseur of chaos. From lavish parties that could rival the wildest of modern bashes to his infamous penchant for fashion—yes, the man had style, albeit questionable—Hibbert paints a portrait of a ruler who saw no distinction between the throne and the stage. Who would have thought that a king could be a footnote in a story about the decline of propriety? But here we are, about to explore the life of a man who, amidst all the tiaras and scepters, never quite grasped that responsibility came with the crown. As you flip through the pages, you’ll find delightful anecdotes showcasing George’s relationships with his family members, who could be described as a veritable cast of characters straight out of a farcical play. Picture this: a prince who adored his dog more than his wife, all while navigating the treacherous waters of court politics. Hibbert’s prose glides with the grace of a swan on a lake, albeit one that’s been thoroughly muddied by royal shenanigans. And while the book is a treasure trove of historical insight, it also serves as a solemn reminder of how the past often collides with the absurd. Who could forget George’s infamous Regency era, where he seemed more interested in extravagant banquets than the actual governance of the nation? It’s a time when “ruling” could easily be mistaken for “partying”—a lesson even contemporary leaders might consider taking to heart, albeit with a pinch of caution. Readers are treated to a veritable buffet of details, including George’s expensive taste in art and architecture—think ostentatious!—as well as his not-so-secret love affairs that could make even the most reticent gossip columnist perspire. In a world where royal love stories often resemble fairy tales, George IV stands out as a remarkably human figure, whose struggles and triumphs are laughably relatable, if not downright scandalous. Condition: This particular copy of "George IV" has seen better days, much like its subject. Expect a well-loved book, complete with the occasional dog-eared page and the scent of aged paper—perfect for those who appreciate a touch of character in their reading material. It may even have a few marginal notes from a previous owner who was clearly as enthralled by the king’s antics as you are sure to be. Each thumbed page is a testament to its history, a narrative woven into the fabric of time. So, why not indulge in a bit of royal revelry? Allow Christopher Hibbert to transport you into the extravagant world of King George IV, a place where the line between history and hilarity is delightfully blurred. This is not just a biography; it’s a crash course in how to reign while also maintaining a penchant for the absurd. And if you find yourself chuckling at the sheer audacity of it all, you might just have Crappy Old Books to thank for bringing this wondrously chaotic bit of history into your hands. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2525/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/george-IV-feb-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582126756 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2524 Cleopatras Sister by Penelope Lively In a world where every book claims to be a portal to enlightenment, Penelope Lively’s "Cleopatra’s Sister" manages to tread the fine line between profound musings and utterly absurd ramblings. With the audacity of a cat on a hot tin roof, Lively prances through the pages like a time-travelling historian at a particularly boisterous dinner party, where the main course is a mix of myth, reality, and that peculiar brand of chaos often reserved for family reunions. Published in 1993 by Viking, this tome is neither a biography of ancient Egyptian royalty nor a straightforward tale of sibling rivalry. Instead, it presents a dizzying spiral into the complexities of identity and heritage, all the while lacing in the inevitable irony of how little we know about the people closest to us—or in this case, the pharaohs of yesteryear. One can almost hear the faint echo of Cleopatra herself rolling her eyes at the sibling shenanigans, as Lively unpacks the baggage of family ties with the finesse of a juggler whose final act is just about to go horribly wrong. The book flits haphazardly through time, much like a confused butterfly that has lost its way, touching down on various moments and musings that may—or may not—resemble the life of Cleopatra’s sister. One can only imagine the original brainstorming session, where Lively’s notes might have included: What if Cleopatra’s sister was really just an overzealous event planner? How would modern day tabloids cover ancient scandal? What happens when sibling rivalry meets political intrigue? Can you ever truly escape your family’s shadow, or do you just put on sunglasses? Is a royal lineage more burdensome than a family tree that resembles a tangled ball of yarn? Yet, the true irony is that for all its playful banter, "Cleopatra’s Sister" simultaneously encourages a deep dive into existential curiosities about who we are versus who we present ourselves to be. This self-reflective journey could leave you questioning not just your lineage, but also your taste in literature. After all, if Lively can connect her readers to a royal legacy through the lens of familial absurdity, what hope do the rest of us have? To say that the characters are complex would be an understatement. They swim through the murky waters of sibling relationships with all the grace of a hippo in a ballet class. Lively’s knack for transforming the mundane into the magnificently bizarre ensures that readers are treated to a smorgasbord of quirky observations, leading to a delightful sense of bewilderment as we traverse the pages, occasionally wondering if we’ve stumbled into a literary funhouse. Condition: This particular copy is used, featuring the charming patina of age. Expect hints of yellowing pages, dog-eared corners, and perhaps the occasional coffee stain, each adding to its character and serving as a reminder that this book has lived a life almost as quirky as its content. The spine has surrendered to the demands of eager readers, but fear not—the story remains intact, brimming with the delightful oddities that make Lively’s work such a curious treat. In the age of instant gratification and digital overload, Lively’s exploration of familial bonds and historical musings provides a refreshing pause. It’s a reminder that while we might not always understand our roots, we can certainly appreciate the tangled tales they weave. So why not ponder the mysteries of the past with this second-hand gem from Crappy Old Books? After all, in a world where everyone seems to be vying for the throne, it’s comforting to know that some stories remain delightfully unorthodox. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2524/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/clepatras-sister-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Viking 9780670848300 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2522 The Negotiator by Frederick Forsyth Ah, "The Negotiator" by Frederick Forsyth, or as we like to call it, “The Book That Promises to Make You a Master of Diplomacy Without the Boring Bits.” First published in the grand year of 1989—when hair was big, and so were the egos of everyone who owned a mobile phone—it promises a deep dive into the cutthroat world of negotiations. Expect more suspense than a cat caught on a windowsill, and perhaps a few insights that make even the most mundane discussions about who left the milk out feel like a high-stakes poker game. Imagine a world where a simple agreement can escalate into a full-blown international incident, and the art of negotiation is akin to navigating a minefield while blindfolded. Forsyth, a master at spinning yarns that could convince you a pigeon is an undercover agent, takes you on a journey through the labyrinth of backroom deals and high-stakes conversations. All this while you sip your tea and contemplate your own lack of negotiating skills over who gets the last biscuit. This riveting tale is not merely about sitting at a table and exchanging pleasantries; oh no, dear reader! Forsyth’s protagonist might as well be wearing a cape and wielding a light saber for all the drama involved. One can only wonder if the author’s own experience in the murky waters of intelligence work has influenced his writing, or if he just really, really enjoys making his readers sweat over every word. Forget your typical thrillers; this one could make an everyday conversation feel like a tango with a lion. What’s even more delightful is that the book is published by BCA, which, if you squint hard enough, could stand for "Books Certainly Absorbent." This is quite fitting, as you’ll find yourself absorbing a wealth of tidbits that could potentially save your life in a negotiation—or, at the very least, help you barter for a slightly better parking space. With a cover that has seen better days and pages that might have been turned more than a politician’s promises, this volume has a character all its own. Think of it as the literary equivalent of that slightly dusty, well-loved armchair in your grandmother’s living room: it may not be perfect, but it has stories to tell. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself pondering the following critical questions: Is negotiating the same as haggling, or does that require a different hat? Can anyone truly be a great negotiator, or is it like trying to teach a cat to fetch? Will reading this book put me in the running for a Nobel Prize in Peace, or merely get me a slightly better deal on my next car insurance? What would happen if you combined negotiation tactics with a bake-off? Spoiler alert: the soufflé never rises. Is there a secret society of negotiators, and do they all share recipes for the best Yorkshire pudding? Condition: Used, but in a state that suggests it has been read by someone with a penchant for excitement and an unfortunate habit of spilling tea. The spine is slightly cracked, much like the negotiations it describes, but the text remains mostly intact—unlike some of the deals you may come across in life. The occasional coffee ring adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the proceedings, lending an air of authenticity that can only be achieved through sheer neglect or perhaps a moment of distraction involving a cat, which—let’s be honest—happens to all of us. So, whether you’re looking to improve your negotiating skills or simply want an entertaining read that might make you the life of the party, “The Negotiator” could be just what you need. And remember, if all else fails in your quest for literary enlightenment, Crappy Old Books provides a delightful selection of second-hand treasures that are just waiting for you to take them home and give them a new lease on life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2522/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-negotiator-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BCA 0000000036443 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2521 Love etc by Julian Barnes Ah, “Love etc” by Julian Barnes, a novel that ventures into the tangled web of relationships with all the finesse of a tightrope walker on a windy day. Published in the year 2000, when Y2K hysteria still lingered like a bad smell at a New Year’s party, this book offers a delightful exploration of romance, longing, and the occasional existential crisis. Barnes, revered for his sharp wit and keen observations, invites us to contemplate love in a time when relationships were both less complicated and yet, somehow, more so. In this literary concoction, you will find characters grappling with their affections, trying to untangle the mess they’ve made of their lives, much like a cat with a ball of yarn. Each page reveals the intricacies of human connection, or, rather, the delightful awkwardness that often accompanies it. Expect to meet people who fall in love, fall out of love, and then perhaps discover they were never really in love at all. It’s a classic case of ‘love is a battlefield,’ except in this instance, the battlefield is a posh café in North London, complete with overpriced lattes and a side of irony. What makes “Love etc” particularly tantalising is Barnes’s unique ability to capture the essence of modern relationships while simultaneously poking fun at their absurdities. You might find yourself chuckling at the characters’ misadventures—after all, who hasn’t experienced the gut-wrenching awkwardness of a failed first date or the cringe-inducing chatter of a couple desperately trying to impress? Barnes is the tour guide you never knew you needed, leading you through the chaotic architecture of love with a bemused smile. And speaking of bemusement, let us not forget the style in which Barnes writes. Prose that dances between the profound and the profane, his words are akin to a high-wire act without a safety net. You may find yourself laughing out loud in the quietest parts of your life, perhaps in a library or during a tense family dinner. The tension between the mundane and the extraordinary is palpable, as he deftly translates the inner workings of the heart into something we can all resonate with—until, of course, you remember your own baggage. But wait! What about the cast of characters? They are as eclectic as a collection of mismatched socks, each with their own quirks and foibles that make them memorable. You’ll meet a middle-aged couple grappling with the prospects of infidelity, a younger pair navigating the choppy waters of modern courtship, and perhaps a quirky friend who loves to stir the pot just for the fun of it. It’s a veritable menagerie of human emotions—all on the brink of eruption like a shaken bottle of soda. Who knew love could be so… explosive? Condition: This book is used, and has been through the wringer of literary life. Expect the kind of wear and tear that can only come from being read multiple times, passed around at dinner parties, and left on coffee tables for prolonged periods while life unfolds in the background. There may be some dog-eared pages, a touch of faded ink, and the occasional note scribbled in the margins by a previous reader who clearly felt compelled to comment on the absurdity of love. A character in their own right, those annotations bring an added layer of irony. In a world where love can often feel like a dodgy online purchase, “Love etc” serves as a reminder that we are all navigating this treacherous terrain together. It’s a delightful exploration of the human condition wrapped in the kind of humorous prose that makes you wonder if Barnes has been peeking into your own personal diary. So why not add this second-hand treasure to your collection? After all, Crappy Old Books has managed to curate a selection that’s as intriguing as the contents within each well-loved tome. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your comfiest chair, and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions that is both hilarious and heart-wrenching, yet ultimately reminds us of the delightful mess that is love. And who knows? Perhaps you’ll find a bit of yourself within these pages, or at the very least, a chuckle or two to share with your friends. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2521/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/love-etc-feb-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape 9780224061094 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2520 The Complete Gardener by WE Shewell-Cooper In a world where gardening can sometimes feel like a distant memory of a time when people planted seeds instead of pixels, WE Shewell-Cooper’s *The Complete Gardener* arrives like an eccentric uncle at a family reunion—full of wisdom, charmingly outdated anecdotes, and perhaps just a tad too much enthusiasm for compost. Published in the golden year of 1974 by Collins, this book is a veritable buffet of horticultural advice, guaranteed to make you question your life choices, especially if you’ve ever considered growing anything that isn’t a houseplant. Hardback, and really thick with over 730 pages packed with stuff about gardens, complete with pictures. Inside these weathered pages, you’ll find tips so comprehensive that you might wonder if they were extracted from the very soil itself. Shewell-Cooper doesn’t just teach you about basic gardening; he delves into the very philosophy of soil and seed, as if pondering the meaning of life between the rows of cabbages. Want to know how to grow tomatoes that could rival the size of your own head? Or perhaps you’re interested in herbs that could whisper sweet nothings back to you? Well, fret not! This book is like an overzealous fairy godmother with a penchant for pruning, ready to transform your humble backyard into a sprawling Eden—or at least a somewhat respectable vegetable patch. Of course, what would a gardening book from the 1970s be without a sprinkle of irony? Shewell-Cooper insists on techniques that might have been cutting-edge during the Nixon administration but could now send the modern gardener reaching for the nearest smartphone to Google “what exactly is a dibber?” It’s as if he’s winking knowingly, aware that the world has moved on while he remains steadfastly clutching his trowel like an old soldier reminiscing about better days. The author’s prose is as rich as the compost he so passionately endorses. Readers will find themselves lost in tangents about the personal relationships between gardeners and their plants, as if the tomatoes themselves are his beloved children—each with their own quirky personality and distinct needs. Did you ever think a zucchini could have a midlife crisis? Well, if Shewell-Cooper had his way, you would reflect on such existential dilemmas while kneeling in the dirt, spade in hand. As you flip through the pages, expect to be treated to a myriad of gardening tips that can only be described as both exceedingly practical and utterly bewildering. Just think: a bullet list of what you might glean from this book, should you dare to brave the dirt: How to coax reluctant carrots into the sunlight—no therapy needed. The secret life of weeds: your silent nemeses lurking beneath the surface. Composting methods that sound like ancient alchemy, but might just result in a pile of rotting leaves. Why talking to your plants might not be as mad as it sounds—after all, they can’t respond! Methods for keeping pests away that may involve more creativity than actual gardening skill. Condition: This copy of *The Complete Gardener* has survived the test of time, much like the dandelions that refuse to vacate your lawn. Its pages, yellowed and curled at the edges, add a certain vintage charm that recalls an era when gardening was not merely a hobby but a lifestyle choice that required a proper fedora and perhaps even a monocle. Expect a few coffee stains and the occasional scribbled note from someone who may have taken Shewell-Cooper’s advice far too seriously, as they mapped out their ambitious plans for a botanical utopia in the margins. In a world increasingly obsessed with technology and instant gratification, *The Complete Gardener* stands as a quirky reminder that nurturing life—be it plant or human—takes time, patience, and perhaps a touch of madness. So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos of nature and claim your title as the next great horticulturist (or just want to impress your friends with a few choice quotes about pruning), this book is your trusty companion. Available now at Crappy Old Books, because even your garden deserves to have a little fun, preferably with a book that doesn’t take itself too seriously. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2520/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-gardener-feb-2025.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780002140218 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2519 A House With Four Rooms by Rumer Godden In a whirlwind of delightful oddities, Rumer Godden’s "A House With Four Rooms" invites you to peer through the creaky windows of domesticity, where the mundane meets the bizarre in the most charmingly British way possible. Published in the illustrious year of 1989, a time when leg warmers and mixtapes ruled the world, this whimsical tome promises to take you on a journey through a residence that seems to have as many quirks as the characters inhabiting it. Hold onto your teacups; you’re in for a delightful ride! Picture a house that is not merely a collection of bricks and mortar, but a living, breathing entity brimming with eccentricities. As you meander through its four rooms—each as distinct as a cat’s personality on a Tuesday—you may find yourself questioning whether the wallpaper has been up since the war or if the dust bunnies have their own social hierarchy. This isn’t just any old abode; it’s a veritable microcosm of life, where every doorway is an invitation to an unexpected revelation, and every creak of the floorboards sings a song of history and mystery. Now, you might wonder what makes this peculiar house so worth your time. Well, if you’ve ever fancied a peek into the not-so-ordinary lives that unfold behind closed doors, this might just satisfy that curious itch. Godden’s narrative dances between the whimsical and the poignant, leading you through a labyrinth of human emotion, where laughter coexists with tears and the mundane is anything but. You might even find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all or nodding in solemn understanding of life’s little ironies. But, let’s not get too carried away in the lyrical haze of nostalgia. One must consider the inhabitants of this curious house. Are they a motley crew of eccentrics, or perhaps a family so quirky that even their goldfish rolls its eyes? Will their lives intertwine in scandalous ways, or will they merely stare at each other across the room, wondering who will make the next cup of Earl Grey? While the specifics remain deliciously ambiguous, rest assured that the tapestry woven by Godden is rich and vibrant, marked by the intricate brushstrokes of her wit. Condition: This charming copy of "A House With Four Rooms" has been lovingly pre-owned, which means it carries the delightful patina of someone’s reading journey. Expect some mildly dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee ring (or tea, if you’re feeling particularly British), and perhaps a few annotations that provide an unfiltered glimpse into the mind of a previous reader—who may or may not have been deeply contemplative or just doodling cats. Revel in the imperfections that tell stories of their own, embracing the fact that this book has lived, loved, and perhaps even cried a little along the way. As for the themes? Ah, those are what keep literary scholars up at night, scribbling feverishly in their notebooks. Ambiguous at best, and utterly subjective at worst, they range from the existential dread of domesticity to the quirky joys of family life. You might find yourself pondering the true nature of ’home’ or simply enjoying the way Godden plays with the concept of space, both physical and emotional. It’s a philosophical conundrum wrapped in the soft embrace of a well-worn paperback. So, if you’re in the mood for a literary escapade that straddles the line between the ridiculous and the profound, look no further than "A House With Four Rooms." Perfect for those rainy afternoons when you need a reminder that life’s absurdities are best enjoyed slowly, with a cup of something warm and a sprinkle of irony. And remember, you can grab this delightful piece of literary history at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing better than the titles is the charm of their slightly battered spines. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2519/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/A-House-with-four-rooms-feb-2025.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Books 9780333472880 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2517 Nelson by Roy Hattersley Step right up, history enthusiasts and closet romantics! Here we present "Nelson," a curious tome penned by the ever-eloquent Roy Hattersley, who, in 1974, must have thought himself decidedly brilliant for choosing to illuminate the life of one of Britain’s most enigmatic naval figures. But fear not, this is not merely a dry recounting of battles won or lost—oh no! Hattersley delivers a veritable buffet of wit, wisdom, and the occasional head-scratcher, perfect for those afternoons when tea and crumpets simply won’t suffice. Picture this: a world where the winds of fate are less about global warming and more about the gusty whispers of the sea. A time when a ship’s captain was like a rock star, complete with admirers and the occasional scandal (perhaps a love affair with a distant shore?). Nelson, the dashing naval hero, is dissected with all the nuance of a Victorian surgeon. Hattersley deftly navigates through the stormy waters of history, sometimes leaning a bit too far to one side, leaving readers clinging to the rigging, trying to make sense of it all. Now, let’s talk about the cover. A rather imposing image of Admiral Nelson in his finest finery stares back at you, as if to say, "I dare you to read on!" One might wonder if his gaze might pierce the veil of time and reach out to modern readers, enticing them to ponder why they should care about a man who fought battles over two centuries ago. Spoiler alert: Hattersley has some ideas, and they might just surprise you. This book is not just an account of naval warfare; it’s also an exploration of leadership, loyalty, and the occasional bout of hubris—qualities that remain ever relevant, especially in the age of online influencers. As you turn the pages, expect to encounter delightful anecdotes and perhaps a few eyebrow-raising theories—each more riveting than the last. Hattersley spares no effort in presenting Nelson not as an untouchable statue but as a flesh-and-blood individual with flaws and foibles, much like your average person attempting to cook a soufflé for the first time. Readers can expect a rich tapestry of narratives, embroidered with the threads of history, humor, and maybe a pinch of scandal. Hattersley knows how to keep it lively, much like they did at the local pub back in the day (minus the questionable karaoke). But what about the structure, you ask? Fear not, dear reader! The book flits from one thought to the next, much like a butterfly with a penchant for naval history. You may find yourself pondering the relevance of Nelson at your next dinner party, armed with snippets of information meant to impress or perplex your guests. After all, who doesn’t love a good naval quip? Expect to find a delightful array of topics, including: The curious case of Nelson’s eye patch A dissection of his rather flamboyant personal life Strategic blunders that would make a modern-day politician blush His steadfast loyalty to his crew—no man left behind! And, quite possibly, his thoughts on the best way to brew tea at sea Condition: Used, of course! This book has seen its fair share of hands, some perhaps more ink-stained than others. The spine may creak, the pages may yellow, and there might even be the odd coffee ring (or several) that tell tales of late-night reading sessions. It comes with the charming patina of age, which adds character even if it doesn’t quite scream "pristine." A true treasure for anyone looking to add a dash of irony to their bookshelf. So, whether you’re a passionate historian, a lover of all things nautical, or simply someone who’s run out of Netflix shows to binge, "Nelson" by Roy Hattersley is a splendid choice. Available here at Crappy Old Books, this literary artifact promises to spark conversations and debates, or at least provide a good laugh while you’re pretending to know what you’re talking about at fancy gatherings! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2517/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Nelson-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books PBS Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2516 The Countryside and the Law by Charles Fox In a world where sheep outnumber the people and the only thing louder than the clucking of hens is the rustling of legal documents, Charles Fox emerges from the field (quite literally, we presume) with his riveting treatise, "The Countryside and the Law." Published in 1971 by the venerable David and Charles, this book invites you to don your wellies and explore the charmingly convoluted relationship between rural life and the legislation that governs it—if, indeed, such a relationship can be charitably described as "charming." Or perhaps that’s just the aroma of fresh manure wafting over from the neighbouring farmyard. Has a stamp inside for Royal Botanis Gardens. Fox, a man seemingly at odds with both the local flora and fauna, takes us through a veritable maze of regulations that might make even the most seasoned farmer’s head spin faster than a tractor in low gear. This is not your average legal tome; it’s more akin to a ramble through a hedge maze where every turn may lead you to a delightful snippet of case law or a surprise encounter with a particularly cantankerous goat. Aimed at both the legal novice and the most experienced of landowners, it’s an exploration of how the law and the countryside intersect in ways that are as unpredictable as British weather. Expect stories of hedge disputes that may have escalated into full-blown rural feuds, and learn just how many ways one can misinterpret a planning regulation about barns. Fox’s prose is as often punctuated with whimsy as it is with the peculiarities of English common law, making it a curious blend of the informative and the absurd. You may find yourself pondering why it is that every sheep has a legal right to roam while you, the humble human, may not. As you traverse these pages, you may discover: A history of sheep-related litigation that will either amuse or terrify you—depending on your sheep ownership status. Legal definitions of “land” so intricate that they could baffle a philosopher and a farmer alike. A guide to the most contentious hedgerows in the British Isles, complete with gossip that could fuel a rural soap opera. Advice for negotiating the convoluted realm of land use, where your neighbour’s "herb garden" could be classified as an agricultural enterprise. Explanations of rights of way that might make you reconsider your next country stroll. The illustrations, should you be fortunate enough to find a copy with them intact, are a delightful addition, showcasing everything from right-of-way signage that looks suspiciously like it was designed by a committee of confused chickens to maps so intricate they require a GPS just to locate the nearest pub. Condition: Used and well-loved—much like a favourite pair of old boots that have been trampled through every muddy corner of the countryside. There’s a charming patina to the pages, which are just the right shade of yellowed; they tell stories of previous readers who perhaps contemplated their own fencing disputes while sipping tea. It’s a book that may have spent more time in a garden shed than on an actual bookshelf, but this is what gives it character. If you’ve ever wanted to ponder the legal implications of an overzealous hedgehog, or simply wish to understand why it is illegal to keep a goat tethered to your neighbour’s fence, Charles Fox has you covered. This book is a quirky, ironic, and delightfully peculiar look at an often overlooked aspect of rural life, and a testament to the fact that the law never really stops to smell the roses—or the muck. Snag your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where even the most ramshackle of titles can lead to the most enlightening of journeys. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2516/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-countryside-and-the-law-feb-2025.jpg 4.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9780715353530 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2515 Other Peoples Children by Joanna Trollope In the grand tapestry of literary masterpieces, one might stumble upon a curious relic titled "Other People’s Children," which, no doubt, grapples with the existential dread of parental oversight or the unrelenting chaos that comes with sharing your life—and possibly your snacks—with the offspring of others. This delightful concoction from Joanna Trollope, published by the esteemed Bloomsbury in the far-flung year of 1998, invites readers to ponder what it means to be a caretaker of not just one’s own progeny, but to embrace the delightful and often bewildering chaos of all the little rugrats your friends and relatives joyfully foist upon you. Prepare to embark on a journey that could very well be a social experiment in patience and emotional resilience—or, at the very least, a scathing commentary on the state of modern family dynamics. Is it a commentary on the intricacies of blended families? A deep dive into the waters of competitive parenting? Perhaps it is a sardonic take on the very notion of love and responsibility and whether we can truly be responsible for ‘other people’s children’ without losing our sanity—or our last few marbles. Trollope’s prose dances around the murky waters of social niceties with the grace of a drunken swan in a posh bathtub, leaving readers to wonder if we’re simply voyeuristically peeking into the lives of others, or if they’re actually trying to sell us a subscription to their personal chaos. Set against the backdrop of an England that is both mundane and exquisitely complicated, the narrative weaves through the lives of characters who are as relatable as they are maddening. The children, of course, are portrayed with all the charm of a sugar-fuelled tornado, while the adults oscillate between the roles of bemused guardians and reluctant participants in this grand game of life. In essence, “Other People’s Children” serves as a splendid reminder that parenting, at its core, is simply a series of chaotic negotiations, akin to trying to assemble IKEA furniture while blindfolded and with an audience of judgmental toddlers. In a world where the concept of community often feels like a distant memory, Trollope expertly crafts a tableau of relationships that are both poignant and absurd. The moments of apparent normalcy are punctuated by the absurdities of life that, like a badly played game of charades, leave everyone scratching their heads and questioning their choices. One might say that this book is a delightful exploration of how to navigate these treacherous waters without capsizing into sheer madness—or at least how to do so with a modicum of style. Yet, one must ask: can we truly love other people’s children as we do our own? Are we equipped for the task, or are we simply masquerading as responsible adults? Trollope raises these questions with an ironic flair that would make even the most seasoned parenting experts chuckle nervously into their lattes. The pages are filled with characters that are as flawed as they are endearing, each grappling with the unspoken rules of child-rearing, often having to improvise their way through the minefield of modern family life. Condition: Used, just like your average family outing—slightly scuffed, with a few well-loved pages and perhaps a couple of coffee stains that tell stories of late-night reads or the time you spilled your drink while trying to fend off a toddler meltdown. Consider this book a metaphorical slice of life that has been lovingly passed around like a dubious casserole at a potluck dinner; its pages may be dog-eared, but the wisdom within is still intact, even if it smells vaguely of regret. So, if you ever find yourself pondering the intricacies of loving other people’s children while contemplating your own life choices, or simply seeking a chuckle at the absurdity of it all, look no further. "Other People’s Children" could be just the read you didn’t know you needed. It’s the kind of book that thrives in the crowded aisles of Crappy Old Books, waiting patiently for someone to take it home—perhaps as a reminder that parenting, in all its chaotic glory, is a journey best undertaken with a dash of irony and a hearty sense of humour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2515/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/other-peoples-children-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747536727 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2513 A Life Of My Own by Claire Tomalin Once upon a time in the land of literary pretentions, a humble tome emerged from the hallowed halls of Penguin Viking, promising to deliver a narrative that could quite possibly be about a life lived, but more intriguingly, how that life might not be as singular as one expects. Enter “A Life Of My Own” by Claire Tomalin—a book whose very title suggests an impending existential crisis but reassures you with the comforting notion that it’s not just any ordinary life, but one that has, presumably, an intricate plot twist involving self-discovery and perhaps a cat or two. Published in 2017, this literary pièce de résistance is the literary equivalent of discovering a forgotten biscuit tin at the back of the cupboard—at first, you’re not quite sure if it’s stale or absolutely delightful, but the prospect of unearthing the hidden wonders within is far too tempting to resist. Tomalin, known for her palpable wit and incisive observations, seems to have put her signature flair into recounting events that could be mundane and yet are transformed into a tapestry of life lessons, questionable decisions, and the odd epiphany. If only our own lives could be penned with such aplomb! Alas, we’re left with the thrift-store versions of our experiences. With a title like “A Life Of My Own,” you may find yourself pondering whether this book is an intimate memoir, a philosophical treatise on the essence of individuality, or merely a very long letter to a friend about how one utterly failed at all their New Year resolutions. One can only speculate what profound revelations await between the pages. Will it be a treasure trove of sage advice or an amusing catalogue of life’s absurdities? The thrill is in the mystery! As you flip through the pages, you might encounter themes that ring eerily familiar yet delightfully skewed. Imagine grappling with the absurdity of social norms while simultaneously teaching your pet goldfish to complete a crossword puzzle. Tomalin’s prose, sharp as a freshly-whittled pencil, invites readers to meander through the labyrinth of existence where every twist and turn could lead to enlightenment or, at the very least, a chuckle or two. If there is one thing to take away, it’s that while life may be a comedy of errors, it’s also a canvas for glorious self-expression—or in some cases, an untouched art piece in a gallery of dust. Now, let’s address the ever-important aspect of its condition. Condition: This literary treasure has been gently used, possibly providing a veritable history of lives touched before it reached your unsuspecting hands. Expect a few creased pages that bear witness to the emotional rollercoasters of previous readers, perhaps a coffee stain or two which adds character (or at least a conversation starter). Its spine has been lovingly cracked, indicating that it has been suitably adored, while the cover exhibits the kind of wear that suggests it’s been held tightly during moments of revelation or laughter, perhaps while sitting in a café contemplating life’s great mysteries. Whether you’re looking for profound insights or simply a whimsical distraction from the mundanity of your own ‘life of your own,’ this book has the potential to serve both purposes. It might motivate you to take a good hard look at your own experiences or leave you chuckling in recognition of your own delightful mess. In any case, consider it a companion on your journey of self-exploration, or at least a witty diversion on a rainy afternoon. So why not add “A Life Of My Own” to your bulging bookshelf? It might just be the perfect antidote to finding out that your own life, much like this book, is a convoluted narrative that deserves a second glance. After all, it’s brought to you by Crappy Old Books, the place where old stories find a new lease on life—even if they come with a few quirks and some well-loved scars. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2513/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-life-of-my-own-feb-2025.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Viking 9780241239957 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2512 God Knows by Joseph Heller God Knows by Joseph Heller is a satirical novel that reimagines the biblical story of King David in a modern, irreverent, and darkly humorous style. Narrated in the first person by an aging and cynical David, the novel blends biblical history with contemporary references, anachronistic humor, and Heller’s signature wit. David, now old and reflecting on his life, tells his version of events, recounting his rise from a shepherd boy to the mighty King of Israel. He revisits his famous battle with Goliath, his complicated relationships with Saul and Jonathan, his numerous wives (including Bathsheba), and his rebellious son Absalom. Unlike the glorified biblical portrayal, Heller’s David is self-absorbed, sarcastic, and resentful of how history has treated him. He complains about God’s silence, laments his lost youth, and critiques modern interpretations of his story. The novel plays with time and history, inserting modern elements into ancient settings and allowing David to comment on events beyond his own lifetime. Through his reflections, Heller explores themes of fate, mortality, religion, and the burdens of power. The book ultimately presents David as both a tragic and comedic figure—deeply flawed but profoundly human. Like Heller’s Catch-22, God Knows is a sharp critique of authority, tradition, and the absurdities of life, all delivered through a blend of wit, irony, and existential pondering. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2512/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/god-knows-feb-2025.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathon Cape 9780224022880 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2511 The Romance of Baker Street by L More In a world where romance is often reserved for the pages of gaudy novels and the fleeting moments behind mysterious, fog-laden alleyways, one cannot help but question the audacity of a book titled "The Romance of Baker Street." Surely, the very name conjures images of Victorian sleuths, thick with pipe smoke and the scent of damp newspapers, rather than the flutter of hearts and the quivering of quills. Published in the grand year of 1954 by Stockwell, this mirthful tome beckons to the curious reader who might wonder if love can truly blossom amidst the rattling of horse-drawn carriages and the occasional misstep of a clumsy detective. Its undated but in the front page its written: With the authors compliments Nellie Richards Jan 12 1954. However, it appears to be by L More. May the reader was Nellie Richards Book condition with a hint that its much holder. Some signed of historic damp on dust cover and book edge, but good inside. Small 2cm by 2cm bit of dust cover torn off, but dust cover is otherwise good. The book repeats the cover image inside, in case you missed it, but there are no other images. Imagine, if you will, the hallowed streets of London—each corner steeped in history, mystery, and perhaps a hint of misplaced affection. L More, the enigmatic author of this literary curiosity, captures a whimsical blend of romance and deduction, inviting you to ponder: can one truly love in a world where the Baker Street irregulars might be lurking just around the corner? This book isn’t just a collection of stories but rather a raucous adventure through the maze of human emotions, where heartstrings are as tangled as the city’s alleyways. As you thumb through the crisp, yellowing pages (a hallmark of any respectable second-hand book), you may find yourself pondering the whims of fate that led to the birth of this peculiar narrative. Who knows what kind of dashing characters L More conjured up? Perhaps a lovesick detective, torn between solving a case and stealing a kiss, or a street vendor with a penchant for poetry who secretly dreams of sweeping someone off their feet with the perfect cup of tea. The possibilities are endless when romance meets criminal intrigue! As you become enchanted (or bemused) by the sweeping prose, you will undoubtedly be introduced to a cast of characters that may very well be as quirky as the book’s own premise. Are these people dancing through the streets, serenading one another with ballads about stolen bread, or do they engage in a dramatic love triangle that could make even Sherlock Holmes raise an eyebrow? Only the intrepid reader (that’s you!) can decipher the delightful ambiguity within. What really sets "The Romance of Baker Street" apart, however, is its candid exploration of love’s many forms: unrequited, forbidden, and occasionally, slightly ridiculous. Just imagine the plot twists—a detective falling for the very person he’s supposed to apprehend or a secret rendezvous in the shadowy recesses of a library, where the tension is palpable and the dust motes dance in the dim light. It’s a veritable feast for those who appreciate both wit and whimsy. Condition: This book is used, which comes with its own charm. Expect charmingly dog-eared corners, the occasional ink smudge (a love letter from a past owner, perhaps?), and a spine that whispers tales of previous readers lost in reverie. It has survived the decades, much like the romances it details, and is ready to be part of your own literary escapade. So, whether you find yourself on Baker Street or merely in your garden, let this book be your companion as you navigate the curious labyrinth of love, mystery, and all the delightful absurdities in between. With an ISBN that seemingly does not exist, this tome stands as a testament to the quirky oddities of the literary world, beckoning you into its pages. For a hilariously unique addition to your bookshelf that’s sure to spark conversation (or confusion), "The Romance of Baker Street" is a must-have from Crappy Old Books—where every title is a delightful surprise waiting to be uncovered! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2511/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-romance-of-baker-street-feb-2025.jpg 18.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stockwell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2509 A Breath From Elsewhere by Mirabel Osler In the grand tradition of literary journeys that make you question your very existence, "A Breath From Elsewhere" by Mirabel Osler invites you to wander through a labyrinth of thoughts, musings, and the occasional existential crisis. This tome, published in 1997 by Bloomsbury, resembles that mysterious, creaky door in an old manor—seemingly innocuous yet capable of leading you to a universe where the mundane becomes remarkable and the remarkable becomes utterly baffling. If you’ve ever pondered the significance of a lost sock or the philosophical implications of your morning tea, then Osler has crafted just the read for you. Imagine, if you will, an exploration of life’s most trivial pursuits: the quest for meaning in a world that frequently seems devoid of it. Osler artfully teeters on the edge of profound insights and earthy absurdities, making the reader wonder if they’ve stumbled upon a philosophical treatise or a gloriously rambling diary left behind by an eccentric aunt. With a style that oscillates between whimsical and poignant, Osler’s prose is reminiscent of a quirky English garden—overgrown in places, yet unexpectedly vibrant where you least expect it. As you turn the pages, expect to encounter an array of predicaments that might just make you reflect on your own life choices. Why do we take the same route to work every day? What compels a person to adopt a cat that only meows in Latin? And why is it that the scent of freshly baked bread can evoke memories of a childhood long gone? In her pursuit of the absurd, Osler reveals a hidden truth: that the most mundane aspects of life often hold the key to understanding the universe—or at the very least, understanding why you’re perpetually late for brunch. The book’s structure itself is reminiscent of a jigsaw puzzle thrown haphazardly into a bag; you may find that the pieces fit together in the most unexpected ways. You might start with a chapter on the existential dread of choosing which pair of shoes to wear and end up contemplating the cosmos by the time you reach the back cover. Osler has a knack for entangling the reader in a web of thought so dense that you might wonder if a spider spun it during a caffeine-fueled frenzy. If you’re a fan of literary treasures that come with a side of irony and self-reflection, you may find yourself smirking at the absurdities of life that Osler so deftly unravels. One cannot help but appreciate her ability to turn the most banal observations into philosophical musings that would make even Socrates raise an eyebrow. It’s as if she’s taken a magnifying glass to the ordinary and discovered that it’s not so ordinary after all—more like an oddball friend who keeps showing up at your door without an invitation. Condition: You may notice some well-loved creases on the spine and the faint smell of Earl Grey lingering between the pages, a testament to its previous owner’s fondness for tea and deep contemplation. The pages are lovingly dog-eared, suggesting that various readers have embarked on their own philosophical journeys with this book in hand. Perhaps it’s even been dropped a few times, which only adds to its charm. Not to worry, though—it’s still very much readable and ready to accompany you on your next adventure into the absurd. In a world that often prioritizes sleek, polished narratives, "A Breath From Elsewhere" stands out like an offbeat uncle at a family gathering—unforgettable and a bit perplexing. So, if you’re ready to embrace the quirks of life and explore the peculiarities that Osler so elegantly lays bare, this book may just be your perfect companion. Find this and other delightful oddities at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the wonderfully weird world of second-hand literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2509/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-breath-from-elsewhere-jan-2025.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747530374 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2508 The House of Elrig by Gavin Maxwell In the grand tradition of literary achievements that perplex rather than enlighten, we present to you “The House of Elrig” by Gavin Maxwell, a tome that would make even the most ardent bibliophile raise an eyebrow. Published in the illustrious year of 1965, this book is a splendid manifestation of mid-century literary ambition, or perhaps a delightful mishap, depending on how one interprets the peculiarities of its narrative. With no ISBN to its name, it exists in a delightful void, much like your Aunt Mabel’s stories about her wartime escapades that seem to morph with every retelling. Imagine if you will, a house so grand and enigmatic that it seems to have been plucked from the fevered dreams of a Victorian architect who had a deep-seated obsession with both Gothic horror and minimalist decor. It stands as an ode to a bygone era, where the wallpaper was likely more vibrant than the characters, and the creaky floorboards could tell tales more riveting than the plot itself. What happens within its walls, dear reader? Well, that is the question that may very well be answered by you after spending a perplexing afternoon with Maxwell’s prose. The author, known for weaving a tapestry of nature and human experience in his previous works, has perhaps taken a more adventurous turn here, as if he decided to throw caution to the wind and invite a few existential musings alongside his detailed descriptions of the flora and fauna surrounding Elrig. The result? A book that oscillates between lyrical beauty and a puzzling sense of narrative disarray, much like a fox attempting ballet. Not entirely graceful, yet undeniably captivating. As you traverse the hallowed halls of “The House of Elrig,” you may find yourself confronted with an assortment of delightful oddities, including but not limited to: A cast of characters whose motivations are as opaque as a frosted window on a chilly morning. Descriptions of nature that may lead you to ponder if Maxwell was actually a resident of the local wildlife rather than a human being. A plot that occasionally makes sense, only to delightfully veer off course, much like a wayward sheep at a country fair. Philosophical musings so deep you might require scuba gear to explore them fully. An ending that leaves you questioning not only the story but also the very nature of literature itself. Condition: Used, and perhaps lovingly battered by its previous owners, this book has lived a life that suggests it has seen the inside of a few dusty attics and the depths of several book stacks. Expect yellowing pages that whisper secrets of their own, along with marginalia that may or may not be the ravings of a long-forgotten literary genius. The spine is sturdy, though it may have endured a few more cups of tea than it bargained for, having certainly been used as a handy coaster at some point. As you embark on this literary journey—or perhaps misadventure—you might find that “The House of Elrig” is not merely a book, but an experience. One that invites you to question your very life choices, including but not limited to your decision to purchase it from Crappy Old Books. Whether you find beauty in its bewilderment or simply enjoy the charm of a book that is more curious than competent, you will undoubtedly walk away with an oddly satisfying sense of having read something… well, something. So gather your wits, sharpen your sense of irony, and prepare to navigate the eccentric corridors of “The House of Elrig.” It might not be the enlightening experience you were hoping for, but then again, life is rarely about what we expect. Sometimes, it’s about what we stumble upon in the dusty corners of a second-hand bookshop, where the truly peculiar awaits those brave enough to explore. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2508/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-house-of-elrig-jan-2025.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2507 Vita - The Life of V Sackville-West by Victoria Glendinning Step right up and prepare to be utterly bemused as you explore the life of the enigmatic V Sackville-West, a figure whose existence danced on the edges of privilege, literary scandal, and, as fate would have it, a penchant for the oddly flamboyant. In "Vita - The Life of V Sackville-West," the illustrious Victoria Glendinning provides a biographical odyssey that feels like a peculiarly British tea party gone awry, complete with soggy biscuits, whispered gossip, and the occasional scandalous affair peeking from behind the lace curtains. Published in the fine year of 1983 by Weidenfeld & Nicolson—an imprint renowned for its proclivity towards the slightly peculiar—this tome is a delightful mélange of erudition and eccentricity. Glendinning employs her pen like an ornate feather quill, at times sweeping across the pages with the grace of a ballet dancer, while at others, tripping over the plump bosoms of literary criticism. Readers will find themselves ensnared in a web of anecdotes that dance between the sublime and the ridiculous, as Vita’s life unfolds like a rather peculiar dream or perhaps a meticulously curated museum exhibit, where one can almost hear the distant echoes of snobbish laughter. Who was V Sackville-West, you might ask? Ah, dear reader, therein lies the intrigue! A poet, novelist, and garden designer (because why not?), Vita was not merely a woman of letters; she was an intricate tapestry woven with threads of defiance, creativity, and a hint of horticultural obsession. As Glendinning untangles the various strands of her life, readers are invited to ponder the undeniable influence of her most famous romantic entanglement—one Virginia Woolf, who perhaps saw more in the tempestuous Vita than mere garden flowers and poetic musings. Of course, one cannot explore Vita without touching upon her infamous foray into the world of the avant-garde and the absurd. Between garden parties and literary salons, our heroine dabbled in the art of living grandly while simultaneously crafting a persona that was far more than the sum of her parts. This biography, a whimsical exploration of a woman who dared to carve her path in a society that often preferred its ladies to be seen and not heard (or, more scandalously, not read), will leave you questioning not just the life of Vita, but perhaps your own choices in the realm of fashion, literature, and, dare we say, botany. As you meander through Glendinning’s splendid prose, be prepared for moments of clarity interspersed with bouts of delightfully bewildering narrative twists. The author’s voice rings with a peculiar charm, making it feel as though you are perched on a plush chaise longue, sipping elderflower cordial while listening to a rather eccentric aunt recount tales from the past. You might even find yourself chuckling out loud, much to the chagrin of anyone who walks by and glances at your absurdly engrossed expression as you thumb through tales of literary prowess and romantic mischief. Unearth the botanical brilliance of Vita’s gardening exploits. Delight in the mischief of her relationships, both romantic and literary. Marvel at how Glendinning dances between biographer and bard. Question the very nature of identity, creativity, and the British upper crust. Contemplate the rich tapestry of a life lived in the margins of society. Condition: Used, which is to say it has been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps during a particularly dreary afternoon, adding character while subtly indicating that it has seen more than a few teacups spill their contents in its vicinity. The pages may bear the fingerprints of curious readers, each one leaving a trace of their own stories woven into the very fabric of this book. So, if you find yourself in need of a diversion, or simply wish to revel in the quirkiness of literary lives past, look no further than “Vita - The Life of V Sackville-West.” A charming addition to any bookshelf, available at Crappy Old Books, where the old is cherished and the quirky is celebrated! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2507/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vite-jan-2025.jpg 8.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld & Nicolson 9780297783060 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2506 Van Gogh by Pierre Cabanne In a world where the stars of the art scene often shine like half-baked soufflés, "Van Gogh" by Pierre Cabanne emerges as a somewhat lopsided cake, frosted with both insight and the occasional crumb of confusion. Published in 1985 by the illustrious Thames Hudson, this tome serves as an invitation to peer into the vibrant chaos of the painter’s life, albeit through a lens that might need a good polish or two. You could say this book is a bit like Van Gogh himself: messy, occasionally brilliant, and always a bit of a head-scratcher. Here we have a curious confection of paint-splattered anecdotes and robust analysis, attempting to unravel the enigma of Vincent, the master of earless self-portraits. Cabanne takes readers on a peculiar journey through the artist’s canvas-strewn existence, occasionally veering off the main path to discuss how Van Gogh’s intense love for sunflowers was perhaps a metaphor for his search for brightness in a rather dim world. Spoiler alert: it’s not a straightforward path. Expect to encounter a few twisted vines of thought and a few splashes of paint that may or may not correlate with anything resembling a coherent narrative. And what of the book itself? One might argue that it is a rare find, a bit like stumbling upon an original Van Gogh painting in a rickety garage, covered in dust and the smell of old newspaper. Cabanne’s prose alternates between eloquent and baffling, much like the artist’s own brushstrokes. You’ll find passages that challenge your understanding of reality and others that leave you wondering if you just read a metaphor about potatoes. Who knew that a simple vegetable could be so layered? As you flip through the pages, be prepared for a delightful assortment of quirky observations and cheeky insights. You might find yourself pondering the following questions: Could Van Gogh have benefitted from a good therapist? Was he really just an artist who loved his coffee strong and his canvases even stronger? And, most critically, why does this book exude the unmistakable scent of aged paper and existential dread? An exploration of Vincent’s life that oscillates like a poorly calibrated pendulum. Thoughts on color theory that could rival a primary school art class. A comprehensive guide to all of Van Gogh’s less-than-stellar moments—like his tumultuous relationship with a certain ear. An in-depth look at his most celebrated works, alongside an assortment of "what on earth was he thinking?" moments. Insights that might make you question whether art is a legitimate career or simply a cry for help. Condition: The book, while used, carries an air of lived experience that can only be acquired through years of sitting on a shelf, absorbing the awkwardness of conversations about art at gatherings where no one really knows what they’re talking about. Expect the occasional bent corner and a touch of yellowing, as if the pages themselves have aged in sync with the mysteries of life. It might just have the odd coffee stain, which adds to the character and reminds you of the long-forgotten café where you likely pondered the meaning of Van Gogh’s swirling skies. So, if you’re in the market for a book that encapsulates the chaotic spirit of one of history’s most misunderstood geniuses while simultaneously being a quirky piece of literary memorabilia, look no further. This is the perfect addition to your collection of Crappy Old Books, where every page tells a story and every stain has its own narrative, much like the life of Vincent van Gogh himself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2506/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/van-gough-jan-2025.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thames Hudson 9780500200926 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2505 Raven Seek Thy Brother by Gavin Maxwell In the dim corridors of literary exploration, where oddities of thought collide with the mundane, we find Gavin Maxwell’s enigmatic masterpiece: *Raven Seek Thy Brother*. Published in the illustrious year of 1968—an era when bell bottoms and existential musings roamed freely—this tome serves as a curious reminder of the peculiarities of both the natural world and the human condition. Maxwell, a man who apparently took his inspiration from both the wilderness and a good cup of tea, beckons readers into a labyrinth of introspection that feels as tangled as your grandmother’s Christmas lights. One might wonder about the title alone, which harks back to a time when ravens were viewed not merely as feathered creatures but as profound symbols of mystery and sibling rivalry. Perhaps it is a postmodern call for familial unity, or maybe it’s just a plea for a familial birdwatching club. Either way, readers are urged to look beyond the surface—though they might find themselves questioning if they’re after kinship or merely a well-cooked casserole as they plod through the pages. Maxwell’s writing style oscillates between poetic whimsy and moments of stark realism, making you feel as if you’re simultaneously sipping a delightful Earl Grey while stepping barefoot on a rogue Lego piece. The author, known for his affinity for nature and wildlife, seems to be in a perpetual state of dialogue with the natural world. One can only hope that he doesn’t expect his audience to join in on this tête-à-tête with the flora and fauna. Spoiler alert: most readers may not be equipped for such spirited debates. This book offers a blend of philosophical musings and anecdotes that will leave you either invigorated or baffled. You might ponder whether the raven is indeed seeking its brother, or if Maxwell’s prose is just a thinly veiled metaphor for the quest for meaning in one’s own life. What does it mean to seek? And more importantly, why is the raven so keen on family reunions? You’ll find yourself asking these profound questions while simultaneously wondering if you should have opted for a simpler read about a dog instead. As you delve deeper, prepare to encounter a medley of characters that range from the whimsically eccentric to the existentially troubled. You may be treated to tales of bizarre escapades—some might even find them relatable, while others risk the danger of becoming existentially perplexed. Does Maxwell’s penchant for the odd and the obscure serve as a commentary on the absurdity of life? Or is it just a delightful romp through the minds of those who’ve perhaps spent too much time in the wild? The answer, dear reader, is as elusive as a well-cooked roast at a vegan potluck. Condition: The physical state of this book is a testament to its adventures, having weathered time like a seasoned sailor on a particularly stormy sea. Expect creased pages, subtle stains reminiscent of a past owner’s questionable choices in beverages, and a cover that has seen better days—much like your high school gym teacher. It carries the scent of wisdom, or perhaps just a hint of mustiness. Either way, it adds character, much like the quirky relatives at family gatherings. As you contemplate adding this second-hand curiosity to your collection, consider the myriad of possibilities it presents: a conversation piece for your coffee table, a gift for that friend who claims to love “deep literature,” or simply a chance to impress your next date with obscure literary references. Whatever your intention, *Raven Seek Thy Brother* is bound to elicit a response—be it admiration, confusion, or an urgent desire to discuss the inner workings of avian familial structures. So, navigate your way through the offbeat allure of Gavin Maxwell’s work and remember that at Crappy Old Books, we not only celebrate the charm of antiquity but also the quirks that come along for the ride. What’s a little wear and tear when you can engage in profound existential debates with a raven? It’s all part of the experience, after all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2505/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/raven-seek-thy-brother-jan-2025.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2503 A Little Learning by Evelyn Waugh Picture this: a world where the mere act of learning is treated not as a noble pursuit but as an audacious prank orchestrated by the universe itself. Enter Evelyn Waugh’s *A Little Learning*, a title that tantalizingly suggests a wealth of knowledge to be gleaned, yet leaves you questioning whether you’ve received a tepid cup of lukewarm wisdom or merely a half-eaten sandwich of intellectual sandwich spread. Waugh, in his inimitable style, takes a sardonic stab at the educational escapades of his youth, serving up a cocktail of nostalgia mixed with a twist of irony. You may think you’re signing up for a scholarly jaunt, but don’t be surprised if it turns into a tea party with the Mad Hatter instead. Our protagonist—who possibly shares a resemblance to Waugh himself, though it’s best not to get too attached to that idea—wades through the turbid waters of academia, where the only constant is the delightful absurdity of it all. The elite halls of learning, adorned with ancient tomes and dust motes that could pass for sentient beings, become a backdrop for something resembling education, but with all the intellectual rigor of a half-hearted game of charades. Waugh seems to whisper from the pages, “Why bother with reality when you can fabricate an entire universe of absurdity?” The author’s wry humor is as sharp as the pointed collars of the tweed-clad professors who populate these pages. You’ll be treated to an array of delightful oddballs: the imperious headmaster with a penchant for excessive dictation; the eccentric student who believes that philosophy is merely an elaborate excuse to avoid getting a job; and a host of others whose learning experiences resemble more of a circus act than a lecture series. Waugh crafts these characters with a level of wit that may have you grinning like a Cheshire cat at their misadventures. If you thought you could glean some serious life lessons from a book titled *A Little Learning*, think again! Instead, prepare yourself for an exploration of the murky waters of self-deception and societal absurdities. You might find yourself questioning everything, from the value of your own education to why on Earth you thought it was a good idea to read a book by the author of *Brideshead Revisited* while sipping over-complicated coffee in a hipster café. After all, what is life, if not a collection of humiliating experiences we pretend are valuable insights? Now, let’s not beat around the bush: the condition of this particular treasure from Crappy Old Books warrants a moment of reflection. Condition: Used, it boasts a cover that has seen more wear than a pair of shoes on a tightrope walker. Pages may be dog-eared, with the occasional coffee stain reminiscent of a particularly existential mid-afternoon crisis. There might even be the odd marginalia questioning the sanity of the author’s musings—perhaps drawn by a previous reader who, like you, was desperately attempting to find meaning in the chaotic tapestry woven by Waugh. This book is not merely a collection of anecdotes; it’s a wry commentary on the futility of trying to make sense of the world through academia. You may find yourself nodding in agreement, laughing out loud, or gasping in horror at the absurdity of it all. In Waugh’s universe, a little learning seems to become a lot of confusion, leaving readers to ponder their own academic pursuits or lack thereof. Who knew that education could be such a riot? So, gather your wit and prepare for a ride through the delightful chaos that is *A Little Learning*. With every page turned, you might just find yourself re-evaluating the very principles by which you navigate this quirky little adventure called life. And who knows? You might even walk away with a new appreciation for the beautifully chaotic nature of education—or at the very least, a hearty chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Just remember, it’s sold as is by Crappy Old Books, so embrace the chaos and let the learning begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2503/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-little-learning-jan-2025.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chapman & Hall no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2501 Allegorizings by Jan Morris In the year 2021, when the world was in a constant state of upheaval and confusion, Jan Morris decided to add a curious little trinket to the literary bazaar: "Allegorizings." This book, published by Faber, exists in a strange limbo between profound thought and whimsical nonsense, as if someone had tossed a thesaurus and a bag of marbles into a blender and hit ’puree.’ You’ll find yourself captivated by the curious stylings of a mind that dances playfully upon the precarious tightrope between the sublime and the absurd, which, of course, is a very British thing to do. Consider this book a sort of literary potpourri for the discerning (and perhaps slightly bewildered) reader. Morris seems to have taken it upon herself to craft a series of allegorical meditations that feel simultaneously deep and delightfully superficial. Each page might have you pondering the mysteries of existence while simultaneously questioning why you just spent ten minutes contemplating the existential significance of a teaspoon. This is not just a book; it’s a verbal buffet where the dishes are both rich and oddly garnished with candied peels of irony. So, what can you expect from this literary escapade? Well, it’s a collection of musings that may leave you questioning the very fabric of reality—or at least the fabric of your sofa as you nestle in for a reading session. Morris takes you on an unexpected journey through a landscape dotted with the peculiarities of everyday life, offering insights that might make you chuckle, weep, or simply scratch your head in bemusement. You might even find yourself inspired to write your own allegory, although it’s likely to be more akin to a limerick scrawled on a napkin than the insightful prose found in this tome. Profound yet delightfully absurd reflections on the mundane. Allegories that feel like they’re hiding just out of reach. Witty insights that may or may not change your life—or at least brighten your afternoon. Passages that might leave you thinking, “What did I just read?” in the best way possible. A writing style that could charm even the most jaded of bibliophiles. But let us not forget that this is a used book, and with that comes its own brand of character. Condition: Slightly worn and wrinkled, like an old friend who has seen too much of life but still manages to crack a joke or two. The cover bears the scars of time, and the pages may have yellowed with age, each crease telling a story of its own. It’s been lovingly thumbed through by those who sought enlightenment or perhaps just a momentary escape. The spine has that perfect amount of give, allowing you to open it and settle in as though it’s an old armchair that conforms to your very shape. As you delve into "Allegorizings," prepare to be both enlightened and slightly bemused. It is the kind of book that might just have you pondering the meaning of life at 2 AM while clutching a cup of tea, wondering if you should have turned left instead of right at the crossroads of your career choices. It is a delightful mix of the profound and the absurd—a mirror held up to society, albeit one that’s slightly cracked around the edges, making the reflection all the more interesting. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and have a penchant for the eccentric, this might just be the book for you. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, though! You can find it nestled among the other eclectic selections at Crappy Old Books, where the pages hold a history all their own, beckoning you to join the ranks of the curious and the contemplative. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2501/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/allegorizings0jan-2025.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber 9780571234134 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2500 An Expensive Place To Die by Len Deighton In the swirling mists of 1969, when bell-bottoms were a wardrobe staple and the air was thick with the scent of revolution, Len Deighton masterfully spins a yarn that may or may not be about espionage, betrayal, or the perils of overpriced real estate. “An Expensive Place To Die” tantalizes us with a title that suggests not just a location, but an unfortunate financial decision. Perhaps it’s a warning against purchasing that charming flat in a dodgy neighbourhood, or simply a commentary on the high cost of living in an increasingly complicated world—or, more likely, both. Published by the illustrious Panther Books, this tome promises to entrap the reader in a maze of intrigue and complex characters, all while leaving them questioning their life choices. One can only imagine the dust motes floating lazily in the musty air of a second-hand bookstore where this book rests, whispering its secrets to anyone brave enough to crack open its brittle spine. It might just have the wisdom to reveal why one should think twice before signing a mortgage in a place where the cost of living rivals the price of a first edition. Our dear author, Len Deighton, known for his razor-sharp wit and ability to weave plots thicker than clotted cream, delivers a narrative that is rich, layered, and as delightful as a bad cup of tea. You might find yourself wondering if the title is an ironic nod to the way society flounders as it chases superficial dreams. Or perhaps it hints at the existential dread of paying too much for a slice of overpriced avocado toast, which, much like the characters in this book, comes with its fair share of angst and regret. As you delve deeper, you may encounter a delightful assortment of characters that could very well be aimed at the sophisticated reader looking for a hearty dose of cynicism. Deighton’s unique style, which defies conventional storytelling, could leave you pondering the fate of an unsuspecting hero or villain, or simply the fate of your own bank account. Will you sympathize with the protagonist, or will you find yourself delightfully detached, chortling at their misfortune? Either way, this is a reading experience designed to provoke thought—or at least a few chuckles at the absurdity of it all. Expect to encounter a veritable buffet of themes—suspense, morality, and perhaps a critique on the modern pursuit of wealth, all served with a side of dry British humour. As you turn each page, you may find yourself in a delightful state of confusion, wondering if the characters are indeed real or merely figments of Deighton’s imagination, conjured up in a fit of creative madness. There’s a good chance you’ll walk away with more questions than answers, a hallmark of a truly captivating read. Condition: This used copy has clearly seen better days—and possibly better decisions. Its cover bears the marks of time, with creases that tell tales of passionate readers before you. The pages, gently yellowed with age, add an extra layer of charm, as if they are relics of a bygone era where people still cherished physical books rather than swiping left on e-readers. There may be the occasional coffee stain, a poignant reminder of the reader who likely took their caffeinated beverage too close to the plot twist. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that’s as much a conversation starter as it is a source of existential dread regarding one’s financial choices, “An Expensive Place To Die” might just fit the bill. A perfect addition to your collection of quirky titles—or a suitable gift for that friend who delights in the peculiar darkness of life. Do visit Crappy Old Books, where this charmingly battered volume eagerly awaits, ready to impart whatever wisdom it holds on the high cost of living (and dying) with flair and a sardonic grin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2500/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-expensive-place-to-die-nov-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2499 The Prime Minister by Anthony Trollope The Prime Minister by Anthony Trollope Was part of the Metropolitan Police Force library and had a sticker inside front cover with the regulations for the Libraries of the Metropolitan Police Force. Very good condition, although the marble paper on the cover is wron from the harboard base, but its not critial or loose or anything. Clearly cover is worn, but otherwise nice book for its age. This seems to be part of a series and has 4 on the spine, indicating that it was part of a set, but it is otherwise a fine example, of the book. I would go so far to say that it looks hardly read, but that might be due to it being increadibly boring, but then again, whoo am I to judge, why not buy it yourself and come to that decision yourself. Slightly musty smell, nothing strong or lingering. Leather spine and corners. Has a few blank pages in back upon which you can write a shopping list or make notes on whilst on the phone to someone, if you like. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2499/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-prime-minister-nov-2024.jpg 30.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chapman and Hall no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2498 The Serpent and the Staff by Frank Yerby Picture this: it’s 1965, and Frank Yerby, a master of dramatics and the occasional historical quagmire, decides to take readers on a serpentine journey as winding as the book’s title suggests. With a publisher like Four Square Books, known for its unpretentious charm, you might expect a rollicking tale filled with enough intrigue to make a Victorian gentleman clutch his monocle in shock. Now, one might wonder just what kind of philosophical gymnastics “The Serpent and the Staff” might be enacting. Is it a tale of a metaphorical serpent representing the trials and tribulations of life, or perhaps a literal snake that’s just very, very good at giving advice? Could the “staff” be a walking stick, a symbol of authority, or merely a prop for when the characters grow weary of their own melodrama? The possibilities are endless, much like the scarf that your eccentric aunt insists is a vintage treasure, yet smells distinctly of mothballs. Yerby, who evidently had a penchant for narratives that required a magnifying glass to decode, likely weaves an intricate tapestry of characters and plotlines that twist and turn with the finesse of a circus performer on a unicycle. Readers may find themselves grappling with existential dilemmas, or at the very least, wondering about the culinary choices of ancient civilizations while they navigate through the pages. In a world where the cover might be more compelling than the contents, this book stands as a testament to the artistic choices of the mid-60s. One can almost hear the rustle of polyester suits and the soft murmur of a nearby coffee house, where intellectuals ponder the meaning of life over cups of tea. Perhaps this book was meant to be a conversation starter, a quirky addition to a shelf that boasts more books than sense. What could you expect to encounter within the pages? Perhaps a series of questionable historical references that would make a historian’s hair stand on end, or characters that would be right at home in a soap opera, complete with dramatic pauses and cliffhangers. One might even find existential musings that ask more questions than they answer, challenging the reader to reconsider why they even picked up the book in the first place. Condition: Used, possibly more well-traveled than your average globe-trotter, this book has seen the world and lived to tell the tale. The spine is slightly creased, as if it has experienced existential crises of its own, and the pages have that delightful crinkle that only comes from being passed from one inquisitive hand to another. Expect the occasional coffee stain, a token reminder of its many discussions over the years, and some marginalia that might offer unsolicited wisdom from a previous reader who probably had more insight than the author intended. As you embark on this literary adventure, prepare yourself for: A serpentine plot that twists more than a pretzel at a fairground. Characters who may or may not have been inspired by real people, or merely by Yerby’s last trip to the pub. Historical accuracy that is as slippery as the titular serpent. Profound revelations that will leave you questioning your own existence, or at least what’s for dinner. Unexpected moments of absurdity that will have you chuckling inappropriately on public transport. So, if you are seeking a book that stirs the pot of literary absurdity and offers a healthy serving of irony, look no further than “The Serpent and the Staff.” It’s a delightful curiosity best purchased through Crappy Old Books, where the past is cherished, nostalgia is rampant, and every book has a story of its own—especially if you count the ones on the inside covers. Grab this quirky relic of the 1960s and prepare to question everything, including your choice of reading material. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2498/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-serpent-and-the-staff-nov-2024.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2497 Bentons Row by Frank Yerby In the world of literature, few titles evoke the same sense of intrigue as Frank Yerby’s "Bentons Row." Published in 1965 by the ever-mysterious Four Square Books, this tome is a curious artifact, akin to finding a dusty relic in your eccentric uncle’s attic, tucked between a wooden footstool and an old copy of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting.” One might wonder if the author was inspired by his penchant for long walks through cobblestone streets or an obsession with the nefarious tales that shroud the mysterious lives of those who dwell on such a row. As you ponder the literary delights hidden in these pages, you might find yourself asking questions that have no clear answers. Who exactly is Benton? Is Bentons Row a metaphorical street of shattered dreams or simply a quirky avenue lined with eccentric neighbours, cats that act as unofficial town mayors, and a dubious tavern that serves drinks with a side of secrets? The possibilities are endless, just like the time you tried to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. Yerby, known for his knack for weaving intricate plots with wit and a healthy dose of irony, leaves readers poised on the precipice of revelation. Each page teeters between the mundane and the extraordinary, much like those conversations at a dinner party where the food is bland but the gossip is scandalous. Will the residents of Bentons Row tempt you into their peculiar lives, or will they enshroud you in a fog of bemusement? Only one way to find out, dear reader. Curiously, the book boasts no ISBN, which is an enigma in itself. It’s as if the publisher, Four Square, decided that this particular tale is simply too avant-garde for the constraints of modern cataloguing. Perhaps they thought it would be more fun to leave readers wandering through the literary wilderness, seeking the meaning of the text like a lost traveller in search of Wi-Fi. As you plummet down the rabbit hole of Yerby’s world, you might discover delightful nuggets of wisdom tucked between the lines. Is it a commentary on the absurdities of suburban life? A reflection on the human condition? Or simply an excuse to explore the humorous foibles of a cast of characters who may or may not remind you of your own relatives? The layers are as complex as the plot twist that leaves you questioning your own life choices. Condition: This used copy is as quirky as the book itself, featuring slight wear along the spine and a dog-eared page that seems to have been marked by a reader who clearly had too much time on their hands. A few annotations in the margins reveal the previous reader’s thoughts—were they bemused, confused, or merely doodling? Only they could tell you. The cover is a delightful shade of faded orange, which evokes a sense of nostalgia for a time when life was perhaps a touch simpler, or at least less documented on social media. So, if you’re in the market for a book that might leave you scratching your head, pondering life’s great questions, or simply laughing at the absurdity of it all, "Bentons Row" could be just the literary companion you never knew you needed. As you delve deeper into the enigmatic pages, remember that sometimes the journey is less about understanding and more about enjoying the delightful chaos of it all. Available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, this literary curiosity is the perfect addition to your collection of oddities—a reminder that sometimes, the most delightful tales are wrapped in mystery and a bit of irreverence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2497/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bentons-row-nov-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2496 Raiders of Spanish Peaks by Zane Grey In a literary landscape where the wild west meets the wacky, Zane Grey’s "Raiders of Spanish Peaks" emerges from the dusty shelves of yesteryear like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion—awkward, slightly unkempt, and full of stories that may or may not be entirely true. Published in 1966 by Pocket Books, this novel promises a journey through the rugged terrain of both the American frontier and the human psyche, navigating the treacherous waters of adventure and the slightly shallower pool of romantic entanglements. Has two book marks, a Gulf Air passenger ticket for seat 24C and a paper ticket with the words July 1979 printed on it. Prepare to be whisked away to the Spanish Peaks, a location that may or may not have anything to do with actual Spanish or even peaks. The cover art is a delightful homage to the era, featuring cowboys who look suspiciously like they just stepped out of a 1960s hair salon. Who knew that the real danger was finding a good hair gel in the wild? But fear not! Grey’s characters are armed not only with lassos and guns but also with a profound sense of irony that would make Oscar Wilde jealous, if Wilde had ever considered writing about cowboys, that is. This book is a smorgasbord of macho bravado and existential musings. Each page turned brings you deeper into a world where the stakes are as high as a cactus in a drought, and the dialogue is as sharp as a boot knife. Readers will find themselves pondering age-old questions such as: What is the true nature of bravery? Can a man wear a ten-gallon hat and still have feelings? And why are there so many horses in this story? The narrative gallops along with the grace of a three-legged mule, frequently stopping to admire its own reflection in a nearby puddle. As you venture deeper into the pages, you may find yourself identifying with the characters more than you’d like to admit. Perhaps you see yourself in the rugged hero, wrestling with his demons while simultaneously trying to figure out if he left the oven on back home. Or maybe you’re a more introspective type, sympathizing with the villain who just wanted to be loved but got sidetracked by a penchant for stealing cattle instead. It’s a tale as complex as the relationships it portrays—each character is a riddle wrapped in a saddle blanket, and you’re the unfortunate soul tasked with solving it. Adventurous spirit: Because who doesn’t love a good quest for misplaced cattle? Unruly characters: Expect the unexpected in every misguided romantic pursuit. Stunning prose: If you enjoy descriptions that read like a grocery list, you’ve come to the right place. Western clichés galore: A veritable buffet of tropes that will leave you questioning your life choices. Unresolved plot threads: Because, let’s be honest, who really likes closure anyway? Condition: Used, with a patina of nostalgia that only time can provide. There may be a few dog-eared pages, some notes scribbled in the margins (most of which are philosophical musings on the merits of cowboy hats), and a mysterious stain that could be anything from coffee to tears shed over the emotional turmoil of the narrative. If you’re the kind of reader who revels in the quirks of a second-hand book, this one is practically begging for a new home—preferably one with plenty of dust and a penchant for irony. So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaotic charm of "Raiders of Spanish Peaks," grab a copy and prepare for a wild ride through the pages of history, nostalgia, and perhaps a little bit of self-reflection. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing better than the stories are the tales of how the books got here in the first place. Saddle up, partner; it’s going to be a bumpy read! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2496/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/raiders-of-spanish-peaks-nov-2024.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2493 Onward Virgin Soldiers by Leslie Thomas In the grand tradition of British literature that revels in the juxtaposition of the irreverent and the poignant, Leslie Thomas’s "Onward Virgin Soldiers" boldly marches onto the shelves of Crappy Old Books like a bemused recruit stumbling into a drill sergeant’s living room. Published in 1971 by Pan Books—an era when the world was just starting to wake up to the absurdities of modern society—this delightful volume is as brimming with irony as a teapot in an English café. Cover slightly stained. Set against the backdrop of a war that is both literal and metaphorical, the book unfurls like a tattered flag that has seen better days. With a title that suggests a jaunty, almost comical charge into battle, one might expect a lighthearted romp through the trenches. Instead, readers are treated to a sardonic examination of the human condition, packaged in the guise of soldiers trying to navigate the minefield of their own emotions as much as any actual battlefield. Expect unexpected moments where the absurdity of military life collides with deeply felt human experiences, leaving you questioning the very nature of duty, honor, and the last biscuit in the mess tin. Thomas’s prose is as sharp as the edge of a freshly shined boot and just as unpredictable. With a wit that could slice through the fog of war, he crafts characters that are at once archetypal and refreshingly unique. You may meet grizzled sergeants with far too many opinions and young recruits whose naivety is matched only by their appetite for adventure—and pastries. The dialogue crackles with the energy of a drill sergeant shouting orders at a recruit who just discovered he has a fear of loud noises, making it an experience both laugh-out-loud funny and deeply reflective. One cannot help but appreciate the satirical lens through which Thomas views the military establishment—a veritable circus of pomp and circumstance, where the clowns are in charge and the audience has lost the plot. The author’s keen observations often bring to light the absurdities of both war and the human psyche, allowing for moments of dark humor nestled within heavier themes. It’s the kind of book that makes you ponder the existential implications of a soggy sandwich while simultaneously laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. As you leaf through the pages of this used treasure, you might notice the distinct aroma of nostalgia wafting through the air—perhaps it’s the lingering scent of ink from the 1970s, or maybe just the essence of a time when the world was both simpler and more complex, though certainly much hairier. Readers are invited to embrace the quirks of the past, relish the yellowing pages, and allow their imaginations to grapple with the notion of soldiers who are perhaps more than just soldiers, but rather, unwitting philosophers in a chaotic world. Condition: This particular edition has been previously cherished, as evidenced by its dog-eared pages and the occasional splatter of what might be a heroic attempt at tea. It may not be pristine, but what it lacks in condition it more than makes up for in character. It’s a little worn around the edges, much like the soldiers it depicts, who navigate the trials of life with equal parts grit and gallows humor. Perfect for the reader who appreciates the charm of second-hand literature—those who understand that a touch of wear and tear adds to the story of the book itself. So come along, dear reader, and let this quirky, ironic tapestry of military life and human folly find a place on your crowded shelf. Whether you’re a history buff, a lover of sharp wit, or simply someone who enjoys a good chuckle at the absurdities of existence, "Onward Virgin Soldiers" is your ticket to a world where camaraderie clashes with chaos. Discover what it means to march onward, even in the face of utter ridiculousness, as you add this delightful oddity to your collection, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2493/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/onward-virgin-soldiers-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330236201 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2492 Devils Plunge by David Walker In a world where literary ambitions often collide with the mundane realities of existence, we present to you “Devils Plunge” by David Walker, a gripping tome that somehow manages to be both a psychological thriller and a mildly baffling reflection on the late 1960s. Published by Sphere in 1969—an era when bell-bottoms and dubious hairdos reigned supreme—this book may just plunge you into existential musings of a rather peculiar nature. Picture this: a time when people were grappling with the very essence of free love and the lingering scent of bacon in the air, while simultaneously trying to figure out what the devil was happening to their mental states. Walker takes us on a wild ride, or perhaps a gentle stroll, through a narrative landscape that evokes both confusion and curiosity. But don’t be fooled; this isn’t merely a collection of abstract thoughts wrapped in an enigmatic cover. Nay! This is a riveting exploration of what happens when the mind dances too close to the edge—likely teetering on the brink of that metaphoric plunge into the abyss. It’s hard to determine whether Walker intended for this to be a cautionary tale or an ironic social critique. With characters as vivid as the wallpaper in a 1960s tearoom, you will find yourself both charmed and perplexed by their antics. Readers may expect to encounter a traditional narrative arc, replete with heroes and villains, but Walker appears to have missed the memo. Instead, we are treated to a parade of idiosyncrasies that might leave you wondering if you accidentally picked up a book on modern art instead. Why are we drawn to the chaos of “Devils Plunge”? Perhaps it’s the delightful mishmash of plot elements that seems to change with every chapter—akin to the unpredictable British weather. Perhaps it’s the unusual characters who could easily double as guests at a particularly eccentric dinner party. And let’s not overlook the exquisite prose that reads as though each sentence was carefully crafted under the influence of a particularly potent herbal tea. Here are a few tantalising elements to expect: Philosophical musings that may or may not make sense. Characters who could win an award for best performance in a passive-aggressive role. A plot that meanders like a lost tourist in an unfamiliar town. Juxtaposition of the mundane with the utterly bizarre—sort of like tea with a splash of gin. Dialogue that often resembles a cryptic crossword puzzle, challenging your wit and patience. Condition: This volume has seen better days, much like the faded flower power posters of its era. The cover bears the marks of time, including a few mysterious stains that might be coffee or might be something else entirely—who’s to say? Pages are yellowed, whispering tales of previous readers who may have engaged in spirited debates over the meaning of existence while sipping gin and tonics. Yet, despite its wear and tear, it possesses a certain charm akin to that beloved cardigan you can’t bear to part with. In a literary world that often takes itself far too seriously, “Devils Plunge” stands as a quirky monument to the unpredictability of both storytelling and the human experience. Whether you find yourself lost in its pages or simply amused by its whimsical eccentricities, one thing is for certain: David Walker has delivered a narrative experience like no other. So why not take the plunge, if only for the sheer irony of it all? Available now, for those brave enough to explore the enigmatic realms of Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story in more ways than one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2492/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/devils-plunge-nov-2024.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2491 Sudden-Apache Fighter by Frederick H Christian Prepare yourself for a literary escapade that can be likened to a raucous gathering where the punch bowl is filled with equal parts bravado and absurdity. Enter the world of *Sudden-Apache Fighter*, a title that sounds as though it was dreamt up during an overly ambitious game of Scrabble by someone who fancied themselves a modern-day Hemingway. You know the type: a tad overzealous, a proclivity for the dramatic, and an unwavering belief that they could single-handedly reinvent the Western genre while sipping on a lukewarm cup of tea. Published in 1969 by Corgi, a house known for its dogged devotion to curious tomes, this book has a cover that exudes an air of confidence usually reserved for a cat strutting down the street, blissfully unaware of its own aloofness. The title alone evokes images of dust storms, rugged landscapes, and plucky underdogs fighting against the insurmountable odds of existence. But don’t let the title fool you! One might wonder if the "Sudden" in *Sudden-Apache Fighter* refers to the abruptness with which you will find yourself questioning your life choices upon reading it. What can one expect from a narrative that features both "Sudden" and "Fighter"? Well, that’s anyone’s guess. Will our protagonist leap into action with the grace of a gazelle or the clumsiness of a toddler on roller skates? Will there be angst-ridden monologues that would put Shakespeare to shame, or will the dialogue resemble a series of increasingly ludicrous puns? Only time—and the erratic flipping of pages—will reveal the truth. This book serves as a delightful reminder that the past, especially the late sixties, was a time when authors took great liberties with cultural representations and narrative coherence. Readers are likely to encounter a plethora of characters who appear and disappear with the same consistency as a magician’s disappearing rabbit. One might even consider this a precursor to modern reality television, where personalities flare and fizz like an over-shaken fizzy drink, leaving one wondering if there was ever a coherent narrative to begin with. In the spirit of the book’s unpredictable nature, here’s what you might find inside its eclectic pages: An abundance of improbable plot twists that could rival a soap opera. Descriptions of landscapes so vivid one might start to wonder if the author had been living in a particularly colorful daydream. Dialogue that would cause even the most patient of readers to raise an eyebrow in bemusement. Characters that are so stereotyped they might as well come with their own labels. Moments of inexplicable profundity that leave you staring blankly at the wall and questioning the universe. Condition: This copy is used, which means it bears the charming marks of a well-loved life. Pages are dog-eared, and there may be the odd coffee stain, adding a patina of character that you won’t find in pristine new editions. Some might argue that these blemishes enhance the book’s authenticity, while others might simply be puzzled as to why anyone would willingly subject themselves to such conditions. Either way, this tome has clearly seen more action than a minor character in an over-the-top Western. As you leaf through its pages, you might find yourself in a philosophical tug-of-war over the merits of its existence. Is it a genuine literary endeavor or merely a delightful accident? Perhaps it’s both—a convoluted mess of ink and paper that somehow manages to be charming in its chaotic, misfit way. And isn’t that what makes second-hand books so wonderfully quirky? They come with stories of their own, just like the ones they contain. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to be as bewildering as life itself, *Sudden-Apache Fighter* may just be your ticket to a whirlwind of eccentricity. Available now, as sold by Crappy Old Books, it beckons to those brave enough to take the plunge into its wild narrative—and remember: life is too short for boring reads. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2491/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sudden-apache-fighter-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2487 Heat by Arthur Herzog In a world where global warming is merely an alarming concept discussed over half-cooked dinner conversations, Arthur Herzog’s 1978 literary offering, *Heat*, emerges as an unassuming harbinger of climate-related panic. Published by the illustrious Pan Books, this tome is neither a scorching manifesto nor a frosty cautionary tale; it sits somewhere in that awkward middle ground, much like a half-melted ice cream on a sweltering day. Picture it: the heady days of the late 1970s, when people wore bell-bottoms and thought disco was the height of cultural sophistication. In this setting, Herzog presents a narrative that seemingly escapes the grasp of mainstream attention, as if it’s a curious cousin at a family gathering – here, but not quite understood. One can only imagine the fervent discussions that erupted among book club members who mistook *Heat* for a racy romance novel, only to find themselves knee-deep in existential dread and ecological foresight. Central to Herzog’s prose are the inquisitive musings about the consequences of climate change, layered with a distinct dash of irony that even the most ardent environmentalist might overlook while flipping through the pages. As the narrative unfolds, readers are treated to Herzog’s speculative visions of future calamities, which, given our current state of affairs, might read like a poorly-scored prophecy rather than fiction. The juxtaposition of 1970s optimism with today’s stark realities is an exercise in nostalgia and irony that could leave one questioning whether Herzog was a visionary or merely a writer with a keen sense of the absurd. Let’s not ignore the aesthetic pleasures of this second-hand treasure. The cover, a nostalgic nod to the graphic design of its era, features a sun that appears to be undergoing midlife crisis—or is it just trying too hard to be a ‘hot’ topic? You can almost sense the heat radiating off the pages as they await the gentle touch of a reader ready to engage with Herzog’s thoughts. Underneath the wear and tear lies the potential for a good laugh at our own expense, as we realize we are now living in the very future Herzog envisioned. But what can one expect from this literary artifact? Here is a list of delights that may or may not await you in the pages of *Heat*: Unintentionally prophetic warnings that juxtapose the mundane with the catastrophic. Characters whose motivations could leave you scratching your head or rolling your eyes. Vivid descriptions of a world on the brink that feel eerily familiar. Dialogue so dated it may as well come with a side of retro music recommendations. Moments of dark humour that could make even the most stoic reader chuckle nervously. Condition: The book is used, which is a polite way of saying it has lived a life—perhaps one filled with dusty library shelves, enthusiastic readers, or even a rather unfortunate coffee spill. It bears the marks of its travels through time, leaving behind a rich tapestry of character that one would expect from a book that has witnessed the myriad debates surrounding climate change since its inception. Each page compromised, each crease a silent testament to its enduring relevance. As you embark on this quirky journey through the pages of *Heat*, keep in mind the delightful irony of reading a book about impending doom while reclining in your air-conditioned haven. It’s a whimsical reminder from Crappy Old Books that sometimes, the best way to confront our futures is with a touch of humour and a dash of skepticism. So, grab your sunglasses and perhaps a glass of iced tea, and prepare for a read that might just make you reconsider that next jaunt to the beach—because who knows what kind of heat is really in store? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2487/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heat-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330255394 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2485 Ten Versions Of America by Gerald B Nelson Ah, “Ten Versions of America,” a tome from 1973 that seems to be one part manifesto, one part time capsule, and three parts mystery, much like the American dream itself—filled with promise but often leaving you wondering what you just read. Gerald B Nelson, the author, is clearly a man who believed that America could be understood through the lens of ten different perspectives, or perhaps he was just trying to fill a word count. Either way, here we are, staring into the abyss of his verbose imagination. From the moment you crack open this book, you will be greeted by the musty aroma of nostalgia—an olfactory reminder that the ‘70s were a time when people still thought polyester had a bright future, much like the versions of America Nelson lays out before us. Each chapter promises a unique take on the American experience, yet they can occasionally feel like that friend who insists on telling you their entire life story, including the time they stubbed their toe. Brace yourself for the unexpected. You might find yourself knee-deep in philosophical musings about existentialism while wondering just how many times the author can reference a hot dog stand. Beyond its grandiose title and peculiar ambition, this book offers some rather intriguing reflections that may or may not be entirely relevant today. It’s as if Nelson embarked on a literary road trip across the United States, but instead of a map, he had a cocktail napkin scribbled with various thoughts—some profound, some utterly baffling. You might find yourself pondering questions like: “What does it mean to be truly American?” or “Why did I just read ten pages about the idealism of the Fourth of July?” The structure of “Ten Versions of America” is enough to confuse even the most seasoned bibliophile. One moment you’re wading through an account of American optimism, and the next, you’re dodging existential dread like a game of dodgeball gone horribly wrong. Is it a critique of American society? A love letter? A bit of both? Who knows! And frankly, it might just depend on the mood of the reader. It’s as if Nelson wanted to serve up a buffet of Americana, and you’re left trying to figure out which dish to avoid at all costs. While reading through this eclectic collection, you might also find yourself questioning the very fabric of America, or at the very least, questioning why you chose to read this book in the first place. Yet, in these moments of existential doubt, you might stumble upon some nuggets of insight that resonate—like that one friend who always manages to say something profound just as you’re ready to zone out. Now, let’s not forget the charming quirks that Vintage Books has added to this treasure trove. The cover’s design is an explosion of ’70s aesthetics, featuring colors that may have been inspired by a particularly wild acid trip. It’s a visual feast that screams, “Pick me up!” even if you’re not entirely sure what you’ll find inside. And while the pages may be slightly yellowed—because who doesn’t enjoy a little vintage flair?—the words within remain fiercely spirited, as if they’re refusing to fade into the ether. Condition: This fine specimen is used, bearing the marks of a life well-lived and read. The spine may have a few creases, resembling those of a well-seasoned traveler, while the pages are adorned with the occasional coffee ring—a testament to the many late nights spent pondering America’s complexities over a cup of joe. But fear not! These imperfections only add character, much like the book itself. So, if you fancy a trip down a peculiar rabbit hole filled with opinions, anecdotes, and the occasional head-scratching moment, grab a copy of “Ten Versions of America.” Who knows? You might end up seeing your own version of America reflected back at you from its pages, even if that version is slightly askew. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the old is always new again in the most delightfully unexpected ways. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2485/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ten-versions-of-america-nov-2024.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage Books 9780394719443 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2481 Great Expectations by Charles Dickins Great Expectations A classic book. Hardback, slightly warped but nothing serious. Good binding and general condition. Not dated, estimated to be 1950s. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2481/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-expectation-nov-2024.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dean no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2480 Assassin Of Gor by John Norman Here we have Assassin of Gor, a book that does not creep quietly into your life so much as step out of the shadows, adjust its cloak, and inform you—at length—that killing people is a profession, actually, with standards, ethics, and an extremely detailed dress code. Written by John Norman, this instalment takes Gor’s already uncompromising worldview and sharpens it to a very specific point. Forget honourable guardsmen standing at gates or warriors clashing in the open. This is about secrecy, contracts, ritualised murder, and the kind of social order where assassination is not a scandal but an institution. Gor, it turns out, does not merely tolerate assassins—it unionises them. The story moves through dark alleys, tense negotiations, and ceremonial killings conducted with all the gravity of a state occasion. Assassins here are not brutes; they are disciplined, highly trained, and bound by codes so strict they make modern HR departments look anarchic. Expect oaths, rules, taboos, and the ever-present threat that breaking protocol is worse than death itself. In Gor, even murder has compliance requirements. As always, the real spectacle is the tone. Norman does not merely describe Gor; he insists upon it. Every action feels weighted with meaning, every encounter crackles with status anxiety, and every explanation arrives with the confidence of someone who has thought about this far more than you have and would like you to know it. It’s pulp adventure delivered with absolute conviction, which makes it alternately gripping, baffling, and unintentionally funny in the best possible way. Read straight, it’s a gritty tale of power, loyalty, and survival in a lethal profession. Read with a slightly raised eyebrow, it’s also a fascinating artefact of maximalist world-building, where even the act of stabbing someone requires several pages of cultural context. Either way, it keeps you turning pages, if only to see how much more seriously it can take itself. This copy is Used, which is perfect. A pristine Assassin of Gor would feel suspicious. Expect shelf wear, a well-worked spine, and pages that have clearly been turned with purpose. It’s been read, possibly judged, and almost certainly survived someone else’s late-night plunge into the darker corners of Gor. Sold by Crappy Old Books, because some novels aren’t meant to be displayed under glass. They’re meant to be discovered slightly scuffed, faintly dangerous, and unapologetically themselves. Ideal for readers who like their science-fantasy ruthless, their world-building relentless, and their escapism delivered with a straight face and a very sharp knife. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2480/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/assassin-of-gor-nov-2024.jpg 5.62 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star 9780352306333 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2479 Ben Retallick by EV Thompson Ah, "Ben Retallick," a title that beckons like a worn-out armchair in a dusty corner of a second-hand bookstore. Published in the illustrious year of 1982 by Pan Books—a year when shoulder pads were as grand as the aspirations of authors—this literary artifact promises to be as enigmatic as its protagonist. With an author like EV Thompson, who might just hide a closet full of whimsical typewriters, we can expect a narrative that teeters on the fine line between genius and sheer confusion. Picture this: a cover adorned with a design that likely makes you question the fashion choices of an entire decade. Could it be that Ben Retallick is embroiled in some kind of existential crisis? Perhaps he’s a sailor navigating the tumultuous seas of his own thoughts, or maybe he’s just a bloke trying to find his way around a particularly confusing roundabout. Whatever the case may be, one can only wonder what profound revelations await within the dog-eared pages of this tome. Now, let’s talk about the era. The early ’80s was a time when everything was meant to be bold, from the hairdos to the political statements. In this cultural mosaic, one can almost hear the distant echoes of the British New Wave while flipping through the chapters. Could Ben Retallick be the literary equivalent of a synth-pop song? Captivating, perplexing, and possibly best enjoyed with a cup of tea in one hand and a puzzled expression on your face? As you delve into this used treasure, you may find yourself entertained by the quirks and eccentricities of the characters that populate Ben’s world. After all, in a book published by Pan Books, you can expect an assortment of personalities that range from the wildly relatable to the fantastically absurd. One can’t help but ponder the following: Will Ben Retallick find love in the most unexpected of places? Will he encounter a wise old woman who dispenses cryptic advice involving tea leaves? Is there a subplot involving a cat who knows too much? What role does a mysterious package play in his life, if any? And, of course, what’s the deal with the sheep? Because every good British tale needs a sheep. Condition: This volume has seen better days, much like your uncle’s outdated wardrobe. Expect creased pages that have possibly absorbed the wisdom of multiple readers—or perhaps just the scent of various cups of Earl Grey. The spine is a bit like Ben himself: slightly weathered but holding together in a valiant effort to keep the chaos contained. Consider it a character in its own right, with stories to tell about the many hands it has passed through, including yours, should you choose to take it home. In conclusion, "Ben Retallick" is not just a book; it’s an experience wrapped in the nostalgia of a bygone era, one that you can only fully appreciate when read with an ironic smile and a hint of sarcasm. Perfect for those moments when you want to impress friends with your eclectic taste or simply need to fill a gap on your shelf where a more coherent book should be. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the oddities of literature and the quirks of history, one dusty cover at a time. Why not give it a go? You may find that Ben Retallick is the type of literary companion you never knew you needed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2479/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ben-retallick-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330266079 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2477 When The Green Woods Laugh by HE Bates In an utterly confounding twist of literary fate, HE Bates, a master of evoking pastoral charm, presents us with "When The Green Woods Laugh," a title that sounds suspiciously like a lost chapter in some undiscovered volume of woodland fairy tales. Published in the illustrious year of 1975, when platform shoes were all the rage and disco balls hung from ceilings like overzealous fruit, this book is an intriguing mix of nostalgia and the kind of woodland whimsy that might make even a squirrel raise an eyebrow. Slight tear to cover, so reduced by 5p. Picture this: woods so green they could make envy blush, and trees that seem to chuckle at the quaint follies of humanity. Bates, with the flourish of someone who’s perhaps spent a tad too long conversing with slugs and snails, invites readers to revel in the joys and absurdities of rural life. One can only assume that in between the pages, the flora and fauna engage in heated debates about the state of the world — or perhaps they simply gossip about the latest escapades of the local badger community. This paperback from Penguin, a publisher whose selection has often left one wondering if their editors were under the influence of a particularly potent herbal tea, offers a glimpse into a world where laughter echoes through the trees. If you were looking for a gripping thriller or a romance to set your heart a-flutter, you might want to look elsewhere. However, if you have a penchant for peculiar dialogues between characters and nature, this might just tickle your fancy in ways you didn’t know you needed. Yet, what exactly can one expect from "When The Green Woods Laugh"? If the title alone doesn’t have your mind racing with possibilities, the cover art gives one the impression that you’re about to embark on a journey through a pastoral wonderland. The vibrant greens and playful illustrations could lead one to hypothesize that Bates was influenced heavily by the flora surrounding him, or perhaps he just had an exceptionally vivid imagination fuelled by an unhealthy amount of tea and biscuits. As you meander through the chapters (assuming you can resist the urge to stop and smell the figurative roses), you may encounter idiosyncratic villagers who seem to embody the essence of every eccentric relative you’ve ever avoided at family gatherings. Expect to see characters who laugh in the face of hardship, or perhaps in the face of overly ambitious gardening plans gone awry. The absurdity of human nature, it seems, is perfectly mirrored in the capers of the woodland creatures that undoubtedly provide commentary from the sidelines. Condition: Used, and thus imbued with a certain je ne sais quoi that only time can bestow upon a book. Its pages may be slightly yellowed, and perhaps there’s a smudge or two from a wayward finger that couldn’t resist leafing through the tales of the green. Expect the spine to be a little creaky, but alas, isn’t that what we all want in life? A bit of character? Like a vintage wine or that one uncle who tells the same jokes at every family reunion, it’s all part of the charm. So, why not grab this literary oddity from Crappy Old Books and meet the green woods that can’t help but chuckle? It’s an invitation to ponder life, the universe, and the inexplicable laughter of trees. You may find that amidst the whimsical narratives, there lies a curiosity about the world that you never knew you had. Just be prepared: the woods may laugh, but they also expect you to join in the merriment, preferably with a cup of tea in hand. In short, "When The Green Woods Laugh" is a delightful jaunt through pastoral absurdity, perfect for those who appreciate the eccentricities of nature and the human condition — or simply those seeking solace in a book that’s more quirks than plot. Will you answer the call of the woods, or will you let them laugh alone? The choice is yours. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2477/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/when-the-green-woods-laugh-nov-2024.jpg 2.35 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2476 Hollywood Husbands by Jackie Collins Step into the glamorous, glitzy world of the 1980s with Jackie Collins’ "Hollywood Husbands," where excess is the rule, and the only thing more inflated than the egos are the shoulder pads. Imagine a place where the sunsets are as artificial as the friendships, and the high stakes of love are only rivaled by the stakes of a bad botox injection. Here, we find our protagonists nestled amongst the palm trees and the paparazzi, living lives of such ostentation that they make a peacock look like a modest sparrow. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering: Are these men truly husbands? Or are they just glorified accessories to their wives’ fame? In a world where devotion is measured in diamonds and loyalty comes with a hefty price tag, Jackie Collins serves us a cocktail of audacious romance, scandalous affairs, and enough plot twists to make even the most seasoned soap opera writer blush. This is a story so ’extra’ that even the characters might start competing for the best entrance music. Picture a narrative woven with late-night rendezvous and champagne-fueled arguments that echo through Hollywood’s glittering corridors. Our "husbands" are not only navigating their relationships but also the treacherous waters of fame and fortune, often tripping over their own designer shoelaces. Their escapades are less about emotional depth and more about who is wearing what at the latest charity gala, making you wonder if their most profound relationship is with their stylist. With dialogue sharper than a well-tailored tuxedo, Collins’ characters are a mix of bewilderingly relatable and outrageously absurd. You may find yourself giggling at the irony of a man who can’t remember his wife’s name but can recite his latest movie lines flawlessly. The book dances along the thin line between satire and sincere romance, leaving readers questioning whether love is a commodity in this high-octane universe. As you delve deeper, you’ll be greeted by a cast of supporting characters who are as colorful as a Hollywood premiere. Whether it’s the fading starlet clutching her last chance at relevance or the overzealous producer with a penchant for bad puns, they all contribute to an atmosphere thick with ambition and absurdity. It’s a veritable menagerie of archetypes, each more flamboyant than the last, making you wonder if Collins ever considered a career in circus management. Condition: Used, but don’t let that dissuade you! This copy has been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps during a particularly hot summer, where the only thing cooler than your drink was the gossip contained within these pages. Expect some creases, a few dog-eared corners, and the occasional coffee stain that adds an air of authenticity. Each mark tells a story, just like the characters inside—a testament to its vibrant past. While it may not be pristine, it certainly has character, much like the husbands themselves. In the end, "Hollywood Husbands" is a deliciously melodramatic romp through a world where reality is scripted, and love is often just a plot device. It’s a perfect read for anyone who dreams of glitz and glamour but is equally entertained by the absurdity of it all. So grab your oversized sunglasses and prepare for a literary journey filled with more twists than a Hollywood red carpet! Trust Crappy Old Books to provide you with this little slice of extravagant literary confection, ideal for those who enjoy a side of irony with their escapist fiction. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2476/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hollywood-husbands-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330297226 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2472 The Negotiator by Frederick Forsyth In a world where the art of negotiation might just be the only skill worth having, Frederick Forsyth’s "The Negotiator" emerges from the dusty shelves of 1989 like a relic from a bygone era—complete with shoulder pads, big hair, and a profound sense of irony. Published by Corgi Books, a publisher known for championing adventures that somehow manage to feel simultaneously thrilling and like a long-winded conversation at a cocktail party, this gripping tale invites you to ponder the fine line between diplomacy and outright deception. Picture this: a protagonist whose talent for negotiation is as sharp as a butter knife in a steakhouse. Forsyth, known for his intricate plots, weaves a story so layered that it makes a lasagna look like a two-piece puzzle. The reader is whisked away—albeit slowly—into a realm where deals are made in shadowy backrooms, and the stakes are as high as the prices of vintage vinyl. It’s a narrative that could easily fill a coffee table, but why not just read it and let it fill your mind instead? What’s more intriguing is how Forsyth takes on the subject of negotiation, as if to say: “Why not turn a simple request for a bathroom break into a multi-million dollar deal that will change the course of history?” Yes, folks, this book is sure to reshape the way you ask for extra ketchup at the local greasy spoon. With characters who could charm a cat off a fish wagon, the dialogue snaps like a rubber band, and you may find yourself wondering if the protagonist is trying to broker a peace treaty or simply pick the best seat at the pub. As the plot unravels like an ancient scroll found in the attic of a very confused history teacher, the themes of loyalty, betrayal, and, let’s be honest, constant eye-rolling come to the forefront. The characters are painted in shades of grey—perfect for a dreary British afternoon spent contemplating why you never learned how to haggle at flea markets. Forsyth’s mastery of tension makes you feel like you’re on a tightrope stretched between two skyscrapers, with a gaping chasm of confusion below. Condition: Used. This copy has seen more action than a council meeting, complete with dog-eared pages and a spine that could tell tales of its own. The cover may exhibit signs of wear that suggest it’s been crammed into the bottom of a satchel along with assorted receipts, a packet of sandwiches, and perhaps a rogue sock or two. It still holds the charm of a well-loved book that has been passed around like a secret handshake, ready to reveal its mysteries to the next unsuspecting reader. But what are the real nuggets of wisdom that lie within this text? Well, here’s a cheeky little list of what you might glean from "The Negotiator": The delicate art of saying “no” in a way that sounds like “maybe” How to negotiate a better deal on your takeaway Techniques for getting out of family gatherings with minimal fuss A comprehensive guide to not taking yourself too seriously Why asking nicely sometimes yields better results than a threatening tone In a world fraught with conflict and confusion, “The Negotiator” serves as a reminder that life’s greatest battles often take place not in the boardroom, but in the heart. Or at least in the queue for the self-service checkout. So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every second-hand tome has a story to tell—even if that story involves a lot of negotiation about the last biscuit in the biscuit tin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2472/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-negotiator-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552134750 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2470 Walking Through Ireland by Robin Neillands Picture this: you, a sprightly adventurer with a penchant for soggy weather and rugged landscapes, flipping through the pages of Walking Through Ireland by Robin Neillands, published in that halcyon year of 1994 when flannel shirts were all the rage and mobile phones were mere bricks. This book promises a thrilling jaunt across the verdant landscapes of the Emerald Isle, where sheep outnumber people and the only thing thicker than the fog is the accent of a local pub-goer after a few too many pints of Guinness. Now, before you don your wellies and set off for the hills, consider that Neillands, with his expert wit and a healthy dose of irony, might just be leading you down a path less travelled—or at least one that’s strewn with the remnants of other more enthusiastic (and perhaps less sensible) walkers. One can only imagine the author, a man with both a sturdy pair of boots and a twinkle in his eye, wandering the rugged terrain, contemplating the existential crisis of choosing between a scone or a slice of soda bread at a quaint café, or maybe pausing to pet yet another uninterested sheep. This book is brimming with the kind of minutiae that only true aficionados of footpaths and bogs could appreciate—an odyssey through both scenic vistas and the occasional boggy misstep. Expect to be regaled with tales of ancient ruins that seem to laugh at the futility of modernity, and landscapes that will leave you questioning your life choices—mostly why you didn’t just take a bus tour instead. After all, walking is just a fancy way of inviting blisters to your feet and sore muscles to your life. The author’s prose is as lush as the Irish countryside itself. Each chapter is a delightful mixture of travelogue and philosophical musing, sometimes bordering on the absurd. You may find yourself wondering if you stumbled into an English class rather than a walking guide, as Neillands waxes poetic about the meaning of life, the importance of tea breaks, and the various shades of green that would confuse even the most committed Pantone enthusiast. Unravel the mysteries of Irish weather: Is it raining or merely considering it? Navigate the treacherous terrain of Irish pubs without losing your way home (or your dignity). Explore the art of dodging sheep while maintaining an air of nonchalance. Find out why every second sentence contains the words ’just’ or ’actually’. Survive the existential dread that comes with realizing you’ve become your parents—always checking the weather forecast. Then there’s the delightful irony that this book, meant to inspire your own walking adventures, may very well leave you firmly planted on your sofa, wrapped in a blanket of existential dread, and contemplating whether it’s too late to cancel that trip to Ireland you had all but booked. But fear not! You can experience the adventure vicariously through the pages, complete with Neillands’s witty observations and dry humour, without the risk of wet socks or getting lost in a field of sheep. Condition: This particular copy of Walking Through Ireland has seen better days. The cover may exhibit the kind of wear that makes it look like it has been through a battle with a particularly aggressive cup of tea, and the pages have been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps by someone who should have invested in a good pair of gloves. Yet, isn’t there something charming about a book that’s been loved, or at least mildly handled? It adds a certain je ne sais quoi to your bookshelf, as if you are inviting the spirit of adventure into your home, all while knowing full well you may never set foot in Ireland. So, if you’re ready to take the plunge into the muddy but delightful world of Irish walks, all while curled up in your armchair, head over to Crappy Old Books and snag this worn but whimsical tome. Who knows? You might just find yourself planning that trip—if only to avoid blisters and sheep encounters for the foreseeable future. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2470/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/walking-through-ireland-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner 9780751501575 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2467 The Boy Who Wanted Peace by Georgev Friel In the quaint yet tumultuous year of 1964, Georgev Friel penned a curious little tome entitled "The Boy Who Wanted Peace." While the title suggests an earnest exploration of youthful yearning tempered by the chaos of the world, one can’t help but chuckle at the delightful irony of a lad aspiring for tranquility in an era defined by anything but. An era bustling with the psychedelic noise of The Beatles, the political clamor of the Cold War, and the ever-lingering threat of flared trousers. It’s an ambitious premise, one that might have left readers pondering what exactly “peace” looked like, especially when the world around them seemed to be in a perpetual state of melodrama. Now, let’s be frank: the protagonist is not your typical dashing hero with a penchant for wearing a cape or saving kittens from trees. Instead, he’s the kind of boy who would likely be found either meditating under a tree or, more realistically, perched atop an enormous pile of homework, mentally drafting an appeal to the universe for just five minutes of blissful silence. If only he knew that even the trees might have their own grievances to air—squirrels demanding better acorn distribution and all that. In Friel’s hands, the narrative promises to be both a whimsical exploration of childhood dreams and a stark reminder that peace often feels more like a fleeting mirage than a tangible destination. Friel, who seemingly drew inspiration from various philosophical musings, takes readers on a meandering journey filled with poetic musings that can leave one both enlightened and mildly confused. The dialogue flits about like a butterfly on a caffeine binge, with characters sharing profound thoughts that are often punctuated by the absurdity of their circumstances. The result is a concoction that might provoke both laughter and introspection, as you ponder why peace appears so elusive—much like that one sock that always vanishes in the laundry. In a world where ambition often trumps serenity, it’s intriguing to see how Friel navigates the tumultuous waters of youthful idealism. Does our boy achieve his lofty aspirations? Does he find a way to harmonize with the cacophony of life, or does he ultimately succumb to the noise, perhaps donning a pair of flared trousers himself? The answers to these pressing queries may be more elusive than the author intended. But wait, dear reader! For those who relish a bit of delightful absurdity, prepare to be entertained by the supporting cast. You’ll encounter the eccentric neighbour who insists that a well-timed cup of tea can solve the world’s problems, or the school bully who might just be a misunderstood artist in disguise. Each character adds a sprinkle of peculiar charm to the narrative, creating a tapestry of life that is at once relatable and bizarre. Perhaps, in the end, it is the very eccentricities of the characters that serve as a reminder that peace is often found in the most unexpected places—like a surprising burst of laughter in a quiet room. Condition: Used, of course, which adds to the book’s character—think of it as a vintage relic that has weathered the storms of time, much like the boy himself. The pages may have yellowed like an old cheese, perhaps with the occasional annotation in the margins that reads, “This is not how you find peace!” or simply “Why is the cat staring at me?” Yet, such marks only serve to deepen the charm and authenticity of this literary gem. It’s more than just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a time capsule of sorts, inviting you to ponder not only the story within but also the lives that have touched it. As you peruse the pages of "The Boy Who Wanted Peace," allow yourself to relish the delightful irony that life doesn’t often align with our noble ideals. Yet, that’s precisely where the beauty lies—within the absurd, within the chaos, and perhaps even within the pages of this quirky composition. So, if you fancy a literary escapade that tickles the intellect and the funny bone, do consider adding this charmingly worn tome to your collection from Crappy Old Books. It’s as much a journey about finding peace as it is about discovering the sheer delight of amusingly chaotic storytelling. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2467/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-boy-who-wanted-peace-nov-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330029131 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2464 Shade Of The Tree by Piers Anthony Welcome to a world suspended in the delicate balance between whimsy and ponderous profundity, where the author, Piers Anthony, invites you to contemplate the shadowy recesses of existence—quite literally—under the Shade of the Tree. One might imagine this tree to be a grand, sprawling oak, or perhaps a gnarled, ancient beech, or even a plastic potted fern in the corner of a particularly uninspired office break room. Whatever the case may be, this literary endeavor clearly aims to explore the vast existential questions that trouble the modern soul, perhaps while also touching on the importance of regular garden maintenance. Published in 1987 by Grafton, this novel may have been a noble attempt to capture the zeitgeist of an era defined by shoulder pads, cassette tapes, and an inexplicable fascination with the concept of “the future.” Perhaps Anthony, in a stroke of irony worthy of his own narrative, set out to prove that even in the most mundane places, one can still find the weighty discussions of life, the universe, and everything—or at least an earnest discussion of composting. But let’s not be too hasty to dismiss this tome, as it may well contain the secret to life or, at the very least, the location of the nearest tea shop. Readers are left to ponder whether the titular tree is merely a metaphor for one’s personal journey, or if it represents the author’s struggle with the concept of a plot—perhaps it has branches that extend into the realm of literary absurdity. You’ll have to read on to discover if it offers the profound insight of a philosophical treatise or the lighter fare of a garden catalog, with a few bloopers on the side. As you meander through the pages, expect to encounter characters who might resemble a cast of garden gnomes transformed into philosophers, each presenting their own philosophies on life while still managing to avoid meaningful interactions with one another. You might also note the occasional metaphor hanging awkwardly like a poorly pruned limb, threatening to fall and injure any unsuspecting reader who dares to linger too long. Isn’t literary danger exhilarating? Readers have described the book as both a tapestry of literary brilliance and an exercise in bewilderment—a fine line that many authors dare to tread. Some speculate that the shade of the tree serves as a poignant symbol of the author’s creative process: sprawling, unpredictable, and occasionally littered with the remnants of past literary endeavors. Will you emerge wiser, or merely more confused than when you began? The only way to find out is to get cozy under its metaphorical branches. Condition: Used. This book has been lovingly passed around like a congealed pot of leftover birthday cake. Expect a certain charm, complete with dog-eared pages, mysterious stains, and a spine that visibly fights against the laws of physics. There may even be annotations from readers who were clearly overtaken by the urge to argue with the text—a sign that its philosophical musings struck a chord, or perhaps a nerve. These quirks only add to its character, much like an old friend whose life choices you occasionally question but love regardless. As you prepare to delve into this curious collection of thoughts and trees, consider whether you’re looking for enlightenment or just a good laugh. Perhaps you’re searching for deep connections or merely a way to pass the time while contemplating the great mysteries of life. In any case, this book may just be what you didn’t know you were looking for. So grab your magnifying glass and a cup of tea, and embark on this literary odyssey that could either expand your horizons or leave you questioning your very existence. And if you happen to find yourself loving or loathing this book, remember that you can find it and many other wonders at Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, even if that story is a little worn around the edges. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2464/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shade-of-the-tree-nov-2024.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton 9780586073049 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2463 The Scourge Of The Swastika by Lord Russell Of Liverpool The Scourge Of The Swastika (1960) by Lord Russell of Liverpool — Corgi Books ISBN: None (produced in an age when the content mattered more than the cataloguing) Condition: Used (historically heavy, physically worn, morally uncompromising) Offered with a very deep breath by Crappy Old Books Some books exist to entertain, some to distract, and some to plant a flag and say: This happened. Look at it properly. The Scourge Of The Swastika is very much the third kind. Lord Russell of Liverpool, a British war crimes prosecutor who had access to mountains of documents most of us would sleep better never seeing, set out to lay out the record of Nazi crimes with all the warmth and charm of a legal indictment — which is exactly what the subject deserves. This isn’t a thriller, a novelisation, or a “reimagining.” It’s a guided tour through official reports, testimonies, and evidence of what ordinary people did under an extraordinarily evil system. Inside, you’ll find chapters that calmly, methodically detail: Concentration camps and extermination policies, Atrocities in occupied territories, The machinery of terror: bureaucracy, uniforms, forms filled in triplicate — all turned to horror, And the very boring, very chilling fact that much of it was carefully organised, filed, and rubber-stamped. Russell’s style is almost unnervingly restrained: he doesn’t need to dramatise anything. The facts are bad enough. The irony here is not joking; it’s the sick, quiet kind — that a modern, “civilised” state produced this, and thought it was efficient. This particular copy, extracted from the soberer end of the Crappy Old Books shelves, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show scuffs, rubbing, and that faintly weary look of a paperback that has moved from one serious shelf to another for decades. The spine likely has a crease — proof that someone once sat down and did the difficult thing: read it properly instead of just having opinions about history in the abstract. The pages are probably tanned, slightly softened at the edges, and carrying the weight of testimony in small, densely printed type. It isn’t pretty. It isn’t meant to be. This is the sort of book that turns up in: Grandad’s boxes labelled “war stuff,” School or college reading lists no one gets through without pausing, The “serious history” section that you fully intend to tackle “when I’m in the right headspace.” Owning it is not a personality flex so much as a quiet acknowledgement that if we keep saying “never again,” somebody should occasionally revisit the “what actually happened” file in more than a paragraph. Perfect for: Readers who want primary-source-driven history rather than comforting summaries, People who understand that evil often looks like paperwork and procedures, Anyone who thinks it’s important that books like this continue to exist in physical form, not just as a line in a search result. This Used copy will not brighten your day. It will, however, do something arguably more important: remind you how far human beings can go when hatred, cowardice, and obedience are given structure and power — and how essential it is that the documentation survives. Take it home, clear some mental space, and read it not for pleasure, but for perspective. Some books you cherish. This one you keep, because forgetting is not an option. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2463/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-scourge-of-the-swastika-nov-2024.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2462 Works Of Bernard Shaw - Man And Superman by Bernard Shaw Ah, "Works of Bernard Shaw - Man and Superman," a title that evokes a sense of literary grandeur while simultaneously hinting at the ongoing existential crises we all seem to grapple with. Published in the year of 1952, this volume promises to be both a delightful romp through the mind of one of the 20th century’s most illustrious playwrights and a stark reminder that our lives are, in fact, not as splendid as they could be if only we had a superman to save us from the daily drudgeries of existence. Spoiler alert: there is no superman, just a lot of men and women grappling with their own follies, and likely forgetting the whole point of life by the last act. In this marvellous compilation, Shaw takes on the audacious task of wrangling with that timeless question: What is it to be human? In what may be the 20th century’s most charmingly verbose slap on the back of modernity, Shaw sprinkles his acerbic wit and social commentary like confetti at a particularly dreary wedding. One can’t help but wonder: is this book an enlightening discourse on human nature or merely a polite critique of our collective inability to get our acts together? Within these pages, you might find discussions of love, class, and the absurdities of our societal constructs. Shaw’s unparalleled ability to imbue his characters with both charm and exasperation ensures that readers will vacillate between admiration and the urge to throw the book across the room. Wouldn’t it be splendid if we could all have our own philosophical debates while lounging in a plush armchair, sipping tea, and wearing a monocle? Alas, for most of us, it’s more like wrestling with our thoughts while sitting on the bus, wondering if we left the kettle on. Now, let us not overlook the charming physicality of this particular tome. Produced by Constable and Company, its cover is likely a testament to a bygone era of book design—think less graphic novel, more Edwardian elegance, with enough dust to suggest it has shared a few too many meals with the ghosts of readers past. One can almost hear the whispers of those who have thumbed through its pages, pondering their own existential dilemmas whilst hiding behind it during awkward social encounters. This book, though used and perhaps a bit dog-eared, offers its own unique charm. The pages may turn a tad sluggishly, reminiscent of a philosophy lecture that seems to stretch into infinity. Yet, therein lies the beauty! It’s a conversation starter, a perfect companion for anyone who enjoys making grand proclamations about literature while secretly relying on the footnotes for clarity. Whether you are a devoted Shaw aficionado or simply looking to appear more cultured at dinner parties, this volume will surely do the trick. Condition: Used, and dare we say, well-loved! This volume bears the marks of previous readers—some creases that might resemble a map of convoluted thoughts, along with the occasional coffee stain that adds an air of authenticity to your reading experience. It’s as if the book itself has been on a journey of sorts, wrestling with the complexities of life just as you will as you read. Who knows what philosophical revelations might leap out from between its pages, or what previous owner’s musings you might discover scrawled in the margins? Perhaps the answer to whether or not we’re all doomed is nestled between lines 47 and 48 of the third act! In conclusion, do not let the title fool you into thinking this is merely a tale of dashing heroics and flights of fancy. No, my dear reader, this is a stark invitation to reflect on the human condition, with all its glorious absurdities and complications. If you’re ready to take on the existential weight of the universe while appreciating the quirks of life, then seize this opportunity to own a slice of literary history. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every title is a trove of history, irony, and perhaps a bit of dust for good measure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2462/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/man-and-superman-nov-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable And Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2460 Hello Mr Twiddle by Enid Blyton In a world teeming with fantastical tales and enchanting adventures, Enid Blyton’s "Hello Mr Twiddle" emerges like a slightly bemused uncle at a family gathering—delightfully out of place but undeniably charming. Published in 1968 by Dean, this literary relic invites you into the life of Mr Twiddle, a character whose very existence raises questions about the true nature of absurdity and the fine line between chaos and charm. Mr Twiddle, as one might infer from the title, is a gentleman of peculiar habits and fantastical follies. His days are punctuated by a series of marvelously mundane misadventures that make one question whether he is the protagonist of his own story or simply an unwitting pawn in the grand tapestry of life. While it might be easy to label him a buffoon, one can’t help but wonder if this is a brilliant social commentary on the absurdities of everyday existence—or merely a nostalgic window into the quirks of 1960s British etiquette. As you leaf through the pages of this second-hand masterpiece, you may find yourself pondering profound questions such as: Is Mr Twiddle the embodiment of all our comedic errors? Or is he simply a figment of Blyton’s whimsical imagination, designed to elicit chuckles in a post-war world aching for levity? This tome is a veritable treasure trove of delightful confusion, where the ordinary collides with the extraordinary in a manner that only Blyton could orchestrate. Just as you settle into your reading nook, anticipate the cavalcade of characters who parades through Mr Twiddle’s life, each more eccentric than the last. The residents of this charming yet oddly chaotic universe serve as a reminder that the line between sanity and insanity is often thinner than a post-war biscuit. You may meet: The indignant cat that seems to possess an innate understanding of sarcasm. The well-meaning but utterly baffling neighbours who pop in unannounced. A series of increasingly ludicrous mishaps that will have you questioning the very fabric of reality. The enigmatic postman, who may or may not be a secret agent in disguise. An assortment of kitchen appliances that seem to have minds of their own, much to Mr Twiddle’s chagrin. As you navigate through this whimsical labyrinth of disjointed logic, you may find that Mr Twiddle’s misadventures often mirror our own. Each chapter is a reminder that life is not merely a straightforward journey; it’s a convoluted path paved with unexpected twists, culinary disasters, and the occasional existential crisis. The absurdity of it all may just elicit a chuckle or two, or perhaps an exasperated sigh as you empathize with Mr Twiddle’s melodramatic plight. Condition: Gently used with just a hint of nostalgic charm, this copy of "Hello Mr Twiddle" carries the fingerprints of various readers who have savoured its peculiarities over the decades. The cover may show signs of wear, reflecting a life well-loved, while the pages inside are imbued with the warmth of shared laughter and the faint aroma of bygone tea parties. Despite the odd dog-eared corner and a few smudged fingerprints, the essence of Blyton’s humour remains intact, waiting to be rediscovered. So, if you fancy a literary jaunt filled with delightful absurdities, "Hello Mr Twiddle" is your ticket to a world where chaos reigns supreme and the mundane is, quite frankly, anything but. Get ready to embrace the quirks and hiccups of Mr Twiddle, who might remind you a bit too much of your own life—and don’t forget to visit Crappy Old Books for a splendid selection of literary oddities that are just waiting to be embraced. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2460/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hello-mr-twiddle-nov%202024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dean no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2459 Washington DC by Gore Vidal Begins in 1937 and continues into the Cold War, tracing the families of Senator James Burden Day and influential newspaper publisher Blaise Sanford. Widely regarded as Vidal’s ultimate comment on how the American political system degrades those who participate in it, Washington, D.C. is a stunning tale of corruption and diseased ambitions. It traces the fortunes of James Burden Day, a powerful conservative senator who is eyeing the presidency; Clay Overbury, a pragmatic young congressional aide with political aspirations of his own; and Blaise Sanford, a ruthless newspaper tycoon who understands the importance of money and image in modern politics. With characteristic wit and insight, Vidal chronicles life in the nation’s capital at a time when these men and others transformed America into "possibly the last empire on earth." https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2459/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Washington-DC-nov-2024.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books World Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2458 The Quest For Arthurs Britain by Geoffrey Ashe Once upon a time in the hazy annals of British history, a handful of brave souls embarked on a perilous journey to uncover the secrets of Arthur’s Britain—a mythical land seemingly lost in a sea of tea-stained maps and fabled tales. In this audacious tome, Geoffrey Ashe takes readers on a whimsical jaunt through time, where history and legend merrily dance like a pair of tipsy uncles at a wedding. Published in 1971 by BCA, this book is not merely a guide to Arthurian lore but a charmingly chaotic exploration of what might happen when one tries to reconcile the past with a good dose of 1970s enthusiasm. Ashe, with a quill in one hand and a cup of Earl Grey in the other, dives into the fog-shrouded mists of Britain’s past, sifting through dubious sources and questionable archaeological evidence like a modern-day Indiana Jones, minus the fedora but equipped with a rather fetching cardigan. This is not a straightforward historical account; rather, it’s a delightful patchwork of speculation, where legends blend with reality as seamlessly as cream into a scone. Prepare yourself for a veritable buffet of oddities, from knightly quests to the peculiar habits of ancient Britons, all served with a generous dollop of Ashe’s idiosyncratic commentary. In an era where the quest for authenticity in history often goes awry, Ashe offers a perspective that is both endearing and amusingly misguided. He boldly ventures into the realms of what ifs and maybes, leaving readers to ponder whether Camelot was merely a figment of someone’s overactive imagination, perhaps sparked by too many jugs of mead. Be prepared to meet historical figures who may or may not resemble the ones you think you know, alongside some rather curious interpretations of ancient texts that might leave you both amused and bemused. The journey through Arthur’s Britain is peppered with Ashe’s digressions into the absurdities of modern archaeology and the idiosyncratic habits of those who insist on digging up every last relic with little regard for what they might actually find—or what they might be looking for in the first place. Expect to encounter a variety of characters who seem to have wandered out of a Monty Python sketch, complete with their own peculiar motivations and questionable expertise, all while trying to make sense of a past that may, or may not, have existed. But what truly makes this book a curiosity is its unabashed embrace of the absurd. Ashe’s prose is a delightful mixture of scholarly enthusiasm and whimsical musings, making the reader feel as if they have stumbled into a conversation at a quaint English pub where the patrons are all convinced they are the true heirs to the legends of yore. One can almost hear the clinking of glasses and the raucous laughter echoing through the pages, inviting you to join the revelry, if only for a moment. Condition: This second-hand treasure is certainly "used," which is just a fancy way of saying it has lived a life as adventurous as its subject matter. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and a spine that may even creak as if it too were reminiscing about its own glorious past. All these imperfections lend an air of authenticity—this book has been there, done that, and possibly even lost its T-shirt along the way. So if you’re in the mood for a jaunt through a land of knights, legends, and a hefty dose of irony, "The Quest For Arthur’s Britain" may just tickle your fancy. Whether you believe in the Arthurian legends or find them as real as a unicorn riding a bicycle, Ashe’s quirky exploration is sure to entertain and amuse, all while leaving you questioning your own grasp on historical facts. Available at Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, and some of them are just better at hiding it than others. Grab your copy today, and prepare to embark on your own quest—perhaps not for Arthur’s Britain, but certainly for a good laugh. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2458/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-quest-for-arthurs-britain-nov-2024.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BCA no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2457 The Ivington Diaries by Monty Don Imagine, if you will, a quaint little village known as Ivington, where the most exciting daily occurrences may or may not revolve around the seasonal blooming of daisies or perhaps the rather spirited debates at the local tea shop over the best method of composting. Enter Monty Don, our intrepid guide through the leaf-laden labyrinth of rural life, who pens a collection of musings that are as eccentric as they are enlightening. In "The Ivington Diaries," you are invited to eavesdrop on the delightful ramblings of an individual who can turn even the most mundane moments into something resembling a Shakespearean comedy, or at least a very amusing sitcom. This volume, crafted with the tender love and care of a gardener pruning their prized roses, offers a glimpse into Monty’s contemplative strolls through his garden and the surrounding countryside, where he encounters more than just flowers. One can only imagine the riveting tales he weaves about the local wildlife—perhaps the trials of the hedgehog, who, in an ironic twist of fate, becomes the unwitting hero of these pastoral narratives. Or the epic saga of a particularly rebellious tomato plant that dared to stray beyond the confines of the vegetable patch. As you flip through the pages, you’ll be treated to Monty’s ruminations on the beauty of a well-tended garden and the absurdities of village life. He ponders such pressing issues as the ethics of watering at dawn versus dusk, and whether the local cats are indeed plotting a coup against the resident birds. Monty’s perspective is refreshingly whimsical, offering readers a chance to revel in the minutiae of everyday existence—because what is more gripping than the unfolding saga of a rain-soaked Sunday afternoon spent under the shelter of a rather saggy umbrella? What’s more, "The Ivington Diaries" is peppered with delightful anecdotes that showcase the eccentricities of the villagers who populate Monty’s world. You might encounter the local butcher, who doubles as a philosopher, or the librarian with a penchant for knitting questionable sweaters for the village pets. Each character adds a splash of colour to the otherwise green landscape, creating a tapestry of peculiar personalities that breathe life into an already vibrant setting. In an age where everything is rushed and the pace of life seems to be dictated by the latest gadget, Monty invites you to slow down, sip your tea, and embrace the eccentricities of both nature and humanity. It’s a gentle reminder that beauty often lies in the details; the way the light dances on the petals of a daffodil or the unexpected delight of discovering a rogue snail munching its way through the lettuce patch. Condition: This copy of "The Ivington Diaries" is used, bearing the marks of a life well-loved—slight creases on the cover, a few dog-eared pages that have perhaps been turned with a bit too much enthusiasm, and a peculiar scent reminiscent of fresh earth and slightly burnt toast. It has clearly been held by someone who appreciated the nuances of rural contemplations and all the charming oddities that go along with them. So why not take a leisurely jaunt through Ivington and allow Monty Don to regale you with tales that will make you chuckle, ponder, and perhaps even question your own gardening techniques? The book may have seen better days, but like a fine compost, it offers a rich blend of humour and wisdom that only time can cultivate. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that even the most worn-out tomes can still be treasures waiting to be rediscovered. In the end, "The Ivington Diaries" is not just a book; it’s an exploration of the delightful absurdity that is life in a rural community, wrapped in the enchanting prose of one of Britain’s best-loved horticulturists. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your favourite chair, and prepare for a delightful escapade through the idiosyncrasies of Ivington, where every page turned is a step further into the delightful oddity of existence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2457/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Ivington-Diaries-nov-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury Books 9781408802496 GB Standard 4.26 GBP COB-2456 When We Were Very Young by AA Milne Ah, “When We Were Very Young”, a title that might prompt a nostalgic sigh from the candlelit corners of your memory. But do not be fooled—this isn’t a rose-tinted glimpse into your sun-drenched childhood days, but rather a peculiar jaunt through the whimsical realms of AA Milne’s imagination, where the past and its peculiarities dance like awkward relatives at a wedding. Published in the year 2002—a date that should have heralded the rise of flying cars and robot butlers—it seems even Milne’s timeless charm needed a modern makeover, akin to putting a bowler hat on a hedgehog. In this curious compendium, you will find poems that meander like a lost sheep on a foggy moor, navigating the trials of youth with both innocence and cheek. Milne has taken the audacity of childhood, sprinkled it with a pinch of irony, and served it up on a platter of playful absurdity. Children prance through fields of imagination, while their adult counterparts glance over their spectacles, muttering, “Well, yes, that’s all very charming, but what about taxes?” As you flip through this delightful book, expect to encounter whimsical characters who may or may not resemble your childhood acquaintances. There’s bound to be a whimsical chap who hoards jam jars, a girl who insists on speaking to her stuffed animals in an elaborate accent, and perhaps a wise old tortoise offering unsolicited advice on how to properly procrastinate. The poetry, light and frothy, dances like a dandelion in the breeze, while simultaneously tapping its watch impatiently, reminding you of all the responsibilities you’ve put off for “just one more chapter.” Perhaps you’ll find yourself pondering existential questions that arise from stanzas as sprightly as a three-legged rabbit on roller skates. Why, for instance, do children believe that the moon is merely a suggestion rather than a celestial body? And what does it mean for a child to venture into the world armed with only a bucket and an overactive imagination? Milne raises these questions as if they were delicate pinwheels, spinning whimsically but ultimately leaving you slightly dizzy and questioning the very fabric of life. Now, let’s address the elephant in the room—or perhaps the rather sprightly rabbit: the condition of this particular copy. Condition: Used. Yes, that’s right! This book has been loved, cherished, and possibly spilled upon by the inky fingers of eager young readers who demanded more from life than mere bedtime stories. Expect the pages to carry a dusting of nostalgia, a faint whiff of crayons, and perhaps the ghost of a childhood pet—oh, the joys of second-hand literature! Each crease tells a story, and each smudge is a reminder that someone once laughed, cried, or simply grumbled through these lines. Will you find wisdom in the words of this dusty tome? Perhaps! Or maybe you’ll just discover a new appreciation for the absurdity of life, manifesting through the innocent eyes of youth. It’s hard to say, really. The beauty of Milne’s work lies in its ability to transform the mundane into the remarkable, challenging you to see the world through the lens of a child who believes a garden gnome is a wise sage. So grab your magnifying glass and prepare for an exploration of thoughts that are as tangled as the headphones in your pocket. You might just find that “When We Were Very Young” is less about nostalgia and more about the delightful chaos of being human. Available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where we guarantee a unique selection of literary treasures (and occasional traps). Up for the challenge? Turn the page and let the quirks unfold! Your next escapade awaits. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2456/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/when-we-were-very-young-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dean 9780603560552 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2455 The Takeover by Muriel Spark Ignore the John Menzies Book Bargain sticker, this is a 1973 and 60p was a lot back then. THe sticker is in fact a very early example of its type as book sellers started to use them and make their books look like they were worthless bits of trash that no one wanted. This is a fantastic hardcover with good dust jacket and it looks like someone bought it and never read it, its in that good a condition. Looks like a first edition, so I added £10 to the price, considering the vintage sticker that it comes with. you could buy a ghouse for 60p back then, you probably dont remember 1976, but it was last century and things were different. This book has its own Wikipedia page, its that good. Somethig about three villas and the disintegration of timeless values in modern society, whatever that means. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2455/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-takeover-nov-2024.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2452 Duino Elegies by Rainer Maria Rilke In the realm of poetic profundity, where every line is a portal to the over-caffeinated thoughts of a tormented genius, we find Rainer Maria Rilke’s “Duino Elegies.” Yes, you’ve stumbled upon the paperback edition published by Daimon Verlag in the illustrious year of 1997, a time when grunge was waning but existential angst was still riding high on the wave of post-9/11 ennui. If you’ve ever yearned for a book that feels as heavy as a brick and is just as hard to throw when the mood strikes, this might be the perfect addition to your collection of existential crises. Rilke, that melancholy bard, penned these elegies while contemplating the mysteries of life, death, and the pervasive discomfort of being. Imagine him, wrapped up in a thick sweater, sipping herbal tea, and writing poetry that sounds suspiciously like the musings of a moody teenager who’s just discovered Nietzsche. The “Duino Elegies” are a collection that whispers to your soul about the fragility of existence, while simultaneously making you question why you just spent your last ten quid on a book that might require a dictionary to understand. As you plunge into Rilke’s world, expect to encounter a veritable buffet of existential marvels, such as: Unrequited love that makes you want to curl up in a ball and sob Death itself, which is basically Rilke’s favourite party guest Angels who, quite frankly, should have hired better PR Nature as a metaphor that probably needs some therapy Life’s meaning, which is as elusive as your socks in the dryer But wait! Before you start comparing this book to the weighty tomes of philosophers that adorn your bookshelf, let’s not forget the sheer high drama of Rilke’s style. It’s the kind of writing that lures you in with its lyrical beauty, only to leave you stranded on a metaphorical island of confusion, clutching your forehead and pondering if all of this was actually worth it. You’ll find yourself in poetic rapture one moment and existential despair the next; it’s like a rollercoaster ride for the soul, albeit one that’s been designed by someone who’s never ridden a rollercoaster before. Condition: This second-hand masterpiece has seen some serious contemplative wear. The cover flaunts the casual creases of a book that has been hugged tightly during moments of deep introspection. Pages may be well-loved, perhaps with the occasional coffee stain to mark your favourite lines—or the lines you simply couldn’t understand. Let’s face it; it’s a bit of a literary battlefield. Still, it holds the charm of a well-travelled companion, ready to take you on a journey through the jumbled corridors of Rilke’s mind. Ideal for those who dabble in the arts of brooding, this tome is not just a book; it’s a conversation starter at your next hipster gathering. Just imagine the scene: you, casually flipping through the pages while your friends sip overpriced lattes, suddenly exclaiming, “Ah, Rilke really nails the whole existential dread thing, doesn’t he?” Cue the nods of approval and the inevitable descent into a discussion about the futility of life. Ten points for social currency! At the end of the day, “Duino Elegies” is more than a collection of poetry; it’s a rite of passage into the realm of highbrow literature that promises to make you feel both intellectual and utterly perplexed. So grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing higher than the philosophical musings is the price of your morning coffee! Why not add a splash of existential confusion to your bookshelf? After all, life is too short to read books that just make sense. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2452/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/duino-elegies-nov-2024.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Daimon Verlag 9783856305413 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2451 Charity Girl by Georgette Heyer In the grand tapestry of literary endeavor, few threads are as delightfully tangled as those woven by Georgette Heyer. In her 1972 opus, *Charity Girl*, we are invited to traverse the peculiarly genteel yet often absurd landscape of British social mores. Set against the backdrop of a society that indulges in tea-drinking and scandalous gossip, this tome has likely been thumbed through more than a mildly scandalous letter from a distant cousin. One can’t help but wonder if the author was simultaneously crafting a narrative and curating a collection of the most bemusing upper-crust faux pas known to mankind. Imagine, if you will, a protagonist whose life is as muddled as a poorly mixed gin and tonic, all while navigating the strictures of a world that insists on proper etiquette—even when the etiquette itself is utterly ridiculous. Our *Charity Girl* might just be the heroine we never knew we needed: charmingly naïve, yet somehow imbued with a sense of audacity that had the upper classes clutching their pearls. What is it that drives her? A yearning for love? A profound desire to improve the lot of the impoverished? Or perhaps a misguided belief that a bowl of soup can solve all the world’s issues? The answer is as elusive as a politician’s promise. As the plot untangles like an errant ball of yarn, readers will find themselves caught in a whimsical web of misunderstandings, parlor games, and the endless pursuit of societal acceptance. The narrative dances between light-hearted humor and a satirical critique of the class system, where every character is a caricature and every scene a delightful tableau of human folly. You might find yourself giggling uncontrollably at the absurdity of it all, wondering if Heyer was, in fact, a time-traveling observer of our own 21st-century follies. But wait! There’s more! *Charity Girl* doesn’t just stop at romance and banter. It delves into the complexities of charity itself, asking the eternal question: Should one give generously, or is there a hidden agenda lurking beneath the surface? After all, nobody ever gives without some form of ulterior motive—at least, that’s what your Aunt Doris always says whilst knitting yet another uninspired sweater. In this book, the act of charity develops layers as rich as a Victorian pudding, challenging the reader to reconsider what it means to give in a world that often seems intent on taking. Condition: This previously adored volume shows the wear and tear of numerous tea stains and the occasional cat paw print, possibly due to its former status as a cozy reading companion for a discerning feline. The spine is charmingly cracked, as if to say, "I’ve seen things, my dear." Expect the pages to be slightly yellowed, imbued with the essence of deep contemplation and the faint scent of Earl Grey. The cover, while not pristine, proudly displays a certain patina of nostalgia that only a book of its age can possess—akin to a beloved grandparent who insists on telling the same story for the umpteenth time. Readers will discover a cast of characters that could only have been born from the fertile imagination of Heyer, including a dashing love interest whose charm is rivaled only by the bewildering twists of fate he faces. You may find yourself rooting for our *Charity Girl*, even when her life choices make you question your own. After all, who among us hasn’t pondered the wisdom of giving a fish to someone rather than teaching them how to fish, only to find ourselves in a metaphorical fish market of poorly made decisions? So grab your cup of tea, settle into your most comfortable reading chair, and prepare for a delightful romp through the snobby, yet utterly ridiculous world that *Charity Girl* presents. Just remember, the societal rules may seem as tangled as last year’s Christmas lights, but it’s all part of the charm. Join the ranks of those who’ve cherished this book, all thanks to the wonderful folks at Crappy Old Books, where second-hand literature becomes a quirky adventure waiting to be explored. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2451/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/charity-girl-nov-2024.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2450 Roses by George M Taylor In an age where the scent of roses wafted through the air like an untamed spirit, George M. Taylor’s "Roses" emerged from the dusty shelves of 1945, promising readers a floral escapade without the bother of actual gardening gloves. Published by the ever-so-cherished WH and L Collingridge, this peculiar tome stands as a testament to a post-war society eager to reclaim the beauty of nature, albeit through the rather dubious lens of a man who may or may not have ever watered a plant in his life. One might assume that a book titled "Roses" would delve into the delicate art of horticulture, yet it seems Mr. Taylor had other, perhaps more whimsical, ideas in mind. Dive into a world where roses serve not only as a botanical subject but a metaphorical canvas for the author’s contemplations on life, love, and the occasional existential crisis, all while wrapped in the sweet, innocent packaging of a floral theme. If you’ve ever wondered what a melancholic gardening manual looks like, this book might just hold the answers—or at least leave you scratching your head in bemusement. But, dear reader, do not be misled by the deceptively serene title. "Roses" is a delightful romp through the absurdities of post-war aspirations, where the petals of hope are often overshadowed by the thorns of harsh reality. One can only speculate what the author intended when he began penning his thoughts—perhaps it was a subconscious rebellion against the monotony of suburban gardening, or a thinly veiled attempt to wax poetic about his own unremarkable love life. One can only hope that Mr. Taylor had a sense of humor, because the irony drips from the pages like dew from an early morning bloom. Expect a collection of musings that may include, but are not limited to: the philosophical implications of thorn removal, how to gracefully navigate the perils of floral arrangement, and the ever-important question of whether roses can truly symbolize anything other than a good excuse to avoid your in-laws. Each section seemingly spirals into a delightful cacophony of metaphors, leaving you pondering if Taylor had ever once ventured beyond the garden gate. As you turn the pages of this vintage curiosity, you might find yourself overwhelmed by the sheer randomness of it all. Will you encounter poetic verses waxing lyrical about the virtues of compost? Or perhaps, a whimsical rant about the heartbreak of over-watering? The unpredictability is, indeed, the charm of "Roses." It’s akin to picking up a garden hoe only to discover you’ve unearthed an ancient relic of sarcasm and wit, leaving you both confused and oddly amused. Condition: Used. The pages of "Roses" carry the weight of time, lovingly worn by past readers who perhaps treated it more as a comedic diary than a genuine gardening guide. Expect the occasional coffee ring, a few dog-eared corners, and a delightful musty scent reminiscent of a long-forgotten garden shed. The spine shows signs of a passionate tussle with a particularly stubborn bookshelf, making it the perfect conversation starter for those who appreciate the quirky imperfections of life. In summary, if you’re in the market for an eccentric exploration of all things rose-related, or merely a collector of the absurd, George M. Taylor’s "Roses" might just find a peculiar place on your shelf. Grab this curious relic from Crappy Old Books and settle in for a reading experience that promises to be anything but ordinary, as you lose yourself in the tangled vines of Taylor’s floral musings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2450/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/roses-nov-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WH and L Collingridge no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2449 Woman Of Letters by Phyllis Rose Ah, “Woman Of Letters,” a title that sounds like it could either be a suspenseful thriller or a rather dull treatise on postage stamps. Written by the ever-enigmatic Phyllis Rose and published in 1978 by Routledge and Kegan Paul, this tome promises to be a delightful adventure through the minds of women who have wielded pens like swords. Or perhaps it’s more like a quaint stroll through a dusty library where the only excitement is the occasional whiff of mothballs. In this splendidly dusty edition, you’ll find Rose’s attempts to unravel the mysteries of the feminine psyche, all while playing a peculiar game of literary hopscotch. With a style that is both academic and oddly relatable, she explores the labyrinthine corridors of literary history. It’s as if she decided to invite us to a tea party with Jane Austen, Virginia Woolf, and a few of their lesser-known contemporaries who would certainly prefer to remain in the shadows. After all, nothing says “literary genius” quite like finding a long-lost letter tucked between the pages of a dusty anthology. Imagine if your great-aunt Edna had the audacity to write a book while simultaneously critiquing society’s expectations of women. You’d expect it to be a mixed bag of clever observations and a few smudged tea stains, and “Woman Of Letters” delivers on that promise. Phyllis dives into the lives of women who have scribbled away their thoughts and dreams, only to be met with raised eyebrows and the occasional side-eye from the literary establishment. The book is a veritable smorgasbord of wit, charm, and the occasional existential crisis, like a well-meaning but slightly awkward family gathering. It’s intriguing to think about what 1978 was like—flared trousers, disco balls, and a burgeoning liberation movement. Rose skillfully weaves this zeitgeist into her exploration, presenting a narrative that feels both dated and modern simultaneously, much like your uncle’s collection of vinyl records that haven’t been touched since the last millennium. The irony of women writing while being told to ‘know their place’ has never been so delightfully palpable, as Phyllis expertly juggles literary commentary with social critique. But hold on, dear reader! Before you assume this book is merely an introspective coffee-table decoration, it also begs some questions that linger like perfume in a crowded room: What does it mean to be a woman of letters in a world that often prefers silence? Are the letters they write merely echoes of a society unwilling to listen? More importantly, how do we know if a woman’s letter is worth more than the paper it’s written on? Ah, the paradoxes of literary worth! One might find it nearly impossible to answer without a hefty dose of irony and perhaps a spot of tea. Condition: This second-hand gem exhibits the kind of wear that suggests it has been cherished—possibly moved from shelf to shelf while being consulted for urgent existential queries. Expect the occasional dog-ear, a spine that has seen better days, and perhaps a few scribbles in the margins from an overly enthusiastic reader. It has the faint fragrance of antiquity, accompanied by the ghosts of readers past who undoubtedly pondered the same questions you will. It’s practically begging to be picked up and whisked away, albeit with the caveat to handle it with care, lest you disturb its delicate balance of ironic charm. So, if you’re in the market for a book that combines wit, historical commentary, and a sprinkle of rebellion against the mundane, “Woman Of Letters” might just find its way into your heart—or bookshelf, at the very least. Allow Phyllis Rose to guide you through this curious exploration, as you ponder the absurdity of life, love, and the written word—all while knowing it comes with a touch of wear and a history of those who dared to write. Be sure to grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the past is just a gently-used page turn away, and every book tells a story—sometimes even more interesting than the one its cover suggests. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2449/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/woman-of-letters-nov-2024.jpg 27.39 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge and Kegan Paul 9780710001146 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2447 The Further Letters Of Henry Root by William Donaldson In the grand tradition of somewhat questionable literary pursuits, we present to you "The Further Letters of Henry Root" by the ever-controversial William Donaldson, a tome that navigates the murky waters of correspondence with all the grace of a hippo on a unicycle. Published in 1990 by Weidenfeld and Nicolson, this book may or may not contain insights into the human condition, depending on one’s definition of insights. It could function as a window into the world of eccentricities, but it might also just be a perpetuation of them. Either way, it is sure to spark some level of confusion or, at the very least, a few raised eyebrows. What can one expect from a collection of letters penned by a character such as Henry Root? For starters, prepare for a delightful—if not entirely perplexing—exploration of a mind that takes the ordinary and twists it like a pretzel in a funfair. Root’s corrosive wit and biting satire serve as the perfect antidote to the mundane, much like adding a splash of vinegar to a lackluster salad. With each letter, readers are invited into a whimsical realm where the absurd becomes the norm, and the every day transforms into an occasion for bemusement. Donaldson’s prose is a curious blend of highbrow intellect and lowbrow humor, creating an experience akin to attending a Shakespearean play performed by clowns. Each letter is a new adventure, filled with hilariously misguided opinions and fancies that might make the average Victorian spin in their grave. Whether he’s waxing lyrical about the merits of well-constructed letterhead or the absurdities of social etiquette, Root manages to remain forever on the fringes of both reason and reality. Who knew that a simple correspondence could sound like a manifesto of lunacy? While you might think letters are merely a means of communication, Root’s missives are nothing short of an intellectual free-for-all. Readers can anticipate thrillingly bizarre insights into topics such as: The fine art of complaining about the weather How to engage in a fierce debate with your postman The secret life of garden gnomes Unraveling the mysteries of forgotten cheese The inevitable decline of civilization due to misplaced apostrophes With each page turned, one cannot help but feel a peculiar kinship with Root, as if he is the long-lost relative you never knew you had, always ready with a slightly scandalous anecdote at the family gathering—albeit one that leaves everyone feeling bewildered, yet oddly fascinated. The further we delve into his world, the more we ponder: is this man a genius or merely mad? Not that it really matters because, after all, who needs clarity when one can have chaos? Condition: This copy, much like Henry Root himself, shows signs of a well-lived life. Its pages may be slightly dog-eared, and perhaps it bears the scent of a bygone era—think of it as a vintage aroma that heightens the reading experience or at least sparks conversations about the state of second-hand literary offerings. The cover, adorned with a mildly disheveled design, hints at the book’s content: charmingly erratic. Fear not, it’s all part of the charm when you procure your treasures from Crappy Old Books. In conclusion, "The Further Letters of Henry Root" is not just a book; it’s an experience that might leave you questioning your own sanity—or at least your taste in literature. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with whims, winks, and wry observations, do pick up this questionable collection. After all, it’s not about finding answers; it’s about enjoying the delightful messiness of the questions. Happy reading and welcome to the madness! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2447/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-further-letters-of-henry-root-nov-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson 9780297778530 GB Standard 3.98 GBP COB-2446 The Crop Circle Enigma by Ralph Noyes Gather ‘round, curious minds and sofa-bound conspiracy theorists, for within the confounding pages of "The Crop Circle Enigma" lies a tantalising tapestry of intrigue, speculation, and perhaps a sprinkling of wild-eyed nonsense—though one mustn’t judge a book by its cover, especially when the cover in question features a particularly perplexing pattern that looks suspiciously like a mid-90s computer screen saver. Ralph Noyes, a name that may or may not have been chosen for its scholarly gravitas, invites you into a world where agriculture meets the extraterrestrial, and where the humble cornfield transforms into a cosmic canvas of the inexplicable. The year is 1990, a time when the world was brimming with questionable hairstyles and the nascent inklings of the internet, and yet here we find Noyes, armed with a trusty magnifying glass and a fervent belief that the universe has more to say than the mere rustle of corn. As he traverses the teeming pastures of his mind (and perhaps a few actual pastures), he presents us with a hodgepodge of theories that seem to oscillate between the profound and the utterly ridiculous. Will it be the work of artistic pranksters? Alien visitors? Or perhaps the British countryside simply having a laugh at our expense? Perusing the pages of this tome is akin to attending an enthusiastic lecture in a half-empty village hall, where the speaker insists that the universe is not only stranger than we imagine, but stranger than we can imagine. Noyes takes great care to dissect the various patterns that have mysteriously appeared overnight, suggesting that they are, in fact, messages from our cosmic neighbours—or, as some would argue, the misguided doodles of a very bored farmer. This compendium of crop-related curiosities does not shy away from delving into the more elaborate theories. Readers may find themselves bemused, or perhaps bemuddled, by discussions of ancient civilizations, ley lines, and the potential for intelligent life using our agricultural fields as their personal chalkboards. But fear not! If you’re worried about being left in the dark, Noyes ensures you’ll find a delightful mix of scepticism alongside the sensationalism, allowing for an oddly balanced reading experience. After all, one man’s enigma is another man’s snooze fest. Here are just a few highlights you can expect to stumble upon in this literary labyrinth: Exhaustive diagrams that may or may not have been drawn on a pub napkin Theories that connect chickens, tractors, and UFOs in ways you never knew you needed Testimonies from local residents who may have been misinterpreted as witnesses—or simply drunk Remarkable illustrations that seem to confuse crop circles with the local roundabout Footnotes that promise to be more entertaining than the main text Condition: Used. The pages may show signs of wear, perhaps from a previous owner who took their conspiracy theories very seriously (or perhaps left them on the kitchen table beside a plate of half-eaten biscuits). The cover displays a patina of age, not unlike the wisdom one acquires after years of pondering the absurdities of life. There may be the occasional coffee stain, which only adds to the authenticity, or perhaps serves as a marker for the moments when the reader needed a caffeine boost to digest the more outlandish claims. In a world that often seems too rational for its own good, "The Crop Circle Enigma" stands as a peculiar beacon for the lost souls searching for meaning in the fields. Whether you’re a firm believer in the otherworldly or just in it for the laughs, this book promises to keep you entertained—provided you don’t take it too seriously. So come on down to Crappy Old Books, where the bizarre and the bewildering await, and perhaps leave with a newfound appreciation for the artistry of corn. You never know; maybe the aliens are just waiting for us to catch up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2446/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-crop-circle-enigma-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gateway Books 9780946551668 GB Standard 4.42 GBP COB-2444 A Piece Of Cloth by Rodney Hoare In the whimsical world of Rodney Hoare’s “A Piece of Cloth,” published by the ever-fascinating Aquarian Press in 1984, you’ll find yourself grappling with a narrative that feels as unfurling as the cloth itself—an enigma wrapped in a riddle, dressed in plaid. This delightful tome seems to take its title rather literally, and from the very first page, you’re beckoned into the luxurious world of textiles that dance through the corridors of history and fashion. But don’t let the simplicity of the name fool you; this is no ordinary piece of fabric. Nay, it is a sprawling tapestry of thoughts, ideas, and perhaps the occasional existential crisis, all sewn together with the intriguing thread of Hoare’s unique wit. Picture this: a universe where a piece of cloth is not merely something to wrap around your waist or drape over your chair, but a profound philosophical statement on the human condition. As you leaf through this perplexing creation, you might find yourself pondering questions you never knew you had, such as: What is the fabric of our existence? Are we all just threads woven into the great tapestry of life? And, if we really think about it, what’s the deal with polyester? Hoare, a master of the arcane and obscure, invites you to explore a patchwork of tales that might just include a disillusioned tailor, a wayward blanket, and a patch of fabric that may or may not hold the secrets to the universe—no pressure, right? Each chapter is a quirky exploration of human interaction with cloth, from its humble beginnings in ancient civilizations to its dramatic reinventions in modern fashion. Who knew that fabric could be so deeply philosophical? Well, Hoare certainly did. As you traverse this narrative, you will encounter characters whose lives are inexplicably tied to their raggedy garments. The knitting circle at the local pub becomes a battleground of wits, while the local thrift shop is transformed into a veritable museum of lost fashion dreams. This is a book that blurs the lines between the mundane and the magical, forcing the reader to confront the unspoken truths hidden in the fibers of everyday life. Here’s a delightful assortment of what to expect: A gripping debate on the merits of wool versus cotton—spoiler: it’s more intense than it sounds. A chapter dedicated to the history of the button, because who doesn’t want to read about fasteners? Heartfelt discussions on the emotional impact of a well-worn pair of trousers. A snarky commentary on the fashion industry that is both hilarious and sorrowfully accurate. Intriguing footnotes that may or may not reference famous philosophers, ensuring you feel smarter with every page. As you delve into the intricate world of “A Piece of Cloth,” be prepared for moments of unexpected hilarity interspersed with the occasional existential crisis. Will you ever look at your old clothes the same way again? Probably not. In fact, you might find yourself eyeing your wardrobe with a newfound reverence, wondering if each garment has a story waiting to be told. Hoare’s observations on the human experience are so astute, even your old t-shirt might start feeling a bit profound. Condition: This charming second-hand book, as sold by Crappy Old Books, comes with a patina of character—spine slightly creased from previous readers who, like you, were drawn into its fabric-filled universe. The pages may bear whispers of nostalgia, perhaps a coffee ring or a stray sock lint, each mark a testament to its journey through the hands of fellow bibliophiles. Expect a few dog-eared corners and the delightful scent of literary agedness—like a fine cheese, if cheese were made of words and whimsy. So, if you’re in the market for a book that challenges your perceptions, tickles your funny bone, and leaves you questioning the very nature of fabric, “A Piece of Cloth” is waiting patiently for you. Learn to embrace the absurdity of life while getting cozy with the notion that sometimes, a simple piece of cloth might just unravel the mysteries of existence itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2444/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-piece-of-cloth-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aquarian Press 9780850304190 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2443 Slowness by Milan Kundera Story of two seductions, separated by 200 years. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2443/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/milan-kundera-nov-2024.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber 9780571178179 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2442 Dead Sea Scrolls by Michael Wise, Martin Abegg Jr and Edward Cook In the unassuming realm of ancient manuscripts, where dust motes dance like hopeful scholars, we find this curious tome—Dead Sea Scrolls. Yes, you read that correctly. These scrolls, which echo through the annals of time, are less a leisurely stroll through history and more a bumpy ride through a semantic labyrinth orchestrated by Michael Wise, Martin Abegg Jr, and Edward Cook. Published in the cheeky era of 1996, this book offers less ‘how-to’ and more ‘what on earth is this?’ as it attempts to unravel the mysteries of 2,000-year-old scrolls, all while wearing a bemused expression. But what’s in a name? The Dead Sea Scrolls beckon with an air of dubious grandeur, suggesting a marvellous treasure trove of wisdom, when in truth, they may just be weathered bits of parchment sporting cryptic scribbles. Think of them as the ancient equivalent of a cryptic tweet, only with fewer emojis and far more existential dread. Can you really trust a book with a title that sounds like a bad subtitle for a horror film? If you’ve been searching for the perfect coffee table book to spark heated debates at your next dinner party, look no further. One might wonder if the authors were under some celestial compulsion to decode these scrolls, perhaps believing they were destined to be the Indiana Jones of the academic world. Their quest is both noble and slightly absurd, as they sift through the dusty remnants belonging to a long-lost sect, whose penchant for secrecy makes even the most reclusive hipster seem like an open book. But fear not! This volume is here to enlighten you on all the nitty-gritty details of ancient religious practices, prophecies, and perhaps even a recipe for unleavened bread or two. Within these pages, you will encounter not only an exposé of the scrolls themselves but also a detailed examination of the various formulations of thought that have been given far too much credit for shaping modern theology. It’s like a philosophical buffet—choose your metaphysical delights with caution, lest you leave the table with a headache. In a world where cliffhangers are everywhere, let us not forget that the scrolls themselves offer tantalizing snippets of the past with little context, making them the ultimate in literary cliffhangers. You’ll be left asking questions, such as: “Did they really think that was a good idea?” or “What exactly was in that pot of incense?” These scrolls could easily have been the ancient equivalent of a viral blog post, filled with half-baked theories and questionable citations. Condition: Used, well-loved, and bearing the marks of numerous inquisitive minds, this volume is not for the faint-hearted. It bears creases, dog-eared pages, and perhaps a hint of mysterious stains—each imperfection a testament to its journey through the hands of scholars, skeptics, and the simply curious. It may have yellowed with age, much like the scrolls it describes, adding an authentic touch of antiquity that new books can only dream of. This book is a must for anyone looking to expand their understanding of ancient scripture while supplanting their collection with a bit of quirky charm. With your purchase, you not only acquire a book but a conversation starter, a piece of academic history, and potentially a doorstop for the less adventurous. After all, who wouldn’t want to impress their friends with dazzling trivia about dusty old scrolls while balancing a cup of tea in one hand? So, if you’re ready to plunge into the delightful chaos of antiquity, pick up a copy of Dead Sea Scrolls today—available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where the literary past meets its delightful imperfections. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2442/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dead-sea-scrolls-nov-2024.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books harper Collins no GB Standard 6.42 GBP COB-2441 Victory In Europe by Karen Farrington In an audacious attempt to redefine the concept of history, Karen Farrington’s decidedly bold tome, "Victory In Europe," dares to tread where few publishers would dare venture: the quagmire of post-war Europe, but with a twist. Brace yourself for a journey that promises to be as enlightening as it is perplexing, as you navigate the tumultuous aftermath of one of the most significant events of the 20th century through the lens of, well, someone who may or may not have entirely grasped the intricacies involved. You may find yourself questioning the definition of ’victory’ before you even reach the halfway point. Published in the heart of 2020 by Arcturus, whose own commitment to publishing questionable titles is as well-documented as their fine collection of gardening tips and conspiracy theory pamphlets, this book is a masterclass in the literary art of selective storytelling. Imagine the riveting narratives of soldiers, civilians, and politicians serving you their accounts, only to be punctuated by Farrington’s unique knack for the absurd. This is not merely a recounting of events; it’s a vigorous jaunt through a historical field rife with landmines of irony. As you leaf through the pages (which may be slightly yellowed, giving them a distinguished air of, well, age), you’ll stumble upon revelations that are as head-scratching as they are enlightening. Farrington brings to life the paradoxes of victory without actually ever quite settling on what victory constitutes. Will you emerge from this experience enlightened, confused, or merely wondering why you invested your time in such a baffling exploration? The answer, dear reader, lies somewhere within this curious conflation of history and quirk. In "Victory In Europe," prepare yourself for a series of mismatched anecdotes that might include (but are definitely not limited to) the following charmers: Debates on why the weather in London was more tumultuous than the discussions in Parliament. A gripping account of a cat that apparently became a mascot for a battalion and their remarkably confusing escapades. Unsolicited opinions regarding the state of tea consumption post-war, as if that were the crux of the matter. A casual digression into the world of post-war fashion trends, because who doesn’t want to know what the soldiers wore to battle? Philosophical musings on where to find the best fish and chips after a day of exploring the ruins of a bombed-out building. Condition: Used, with the kind of wear and tear that suggests this book has seen more action than most of its characters. Expect the elegant scuff marks of previous ownership and the odd coffee stain that adds a certain je ne sais quoi to your reading experience. The spine may have a slight crack, but that only adds to its character, as if to say, “I’ve been here, I’ve witnessed history, and I survived.” As you continue on this delightful journey through Farrington’s peculiar lens, don’t be surprised if you find yourself pondering the meaning of victory while simultaneously questioning your own life choices. It’s a book meant for those who enjoy the absurdity of life and the irony of historical narratives that leave you feeling as if you’ve been invited to a party where the host forgot to mention it was a costume affair. Ultimately, whether you regard this book as a scholarly text, a rambling rant, or an overzealous exploration of what defines ‘victory’, it’s sure to find a place on your shelf—preferably nestled between something that actually makes sense. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to enter a world where history is anything but linear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2441/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/victory-in-europe-nov-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arcturus 9781839402692 GB Standard 3.99 GBP COB-2440 Portrait of Buckinghamshire by John Camp Step right up, dear reader, and prepare yourself for an exhilarating jaunt through the whimsical and utterly riveting pages of "Portrait of Buckinghamshire" by the illustrious John Camp, a veritable maestro of the mundane. Published in 1982 by the esteemed Robert Hale—whose name alone brings a tingle of nostalgia for the golden age of British literature—this tome promises a portrait so vivid, you might find yourself wondering if you should hang it above your mantelpiece. Now, don’t be fooled by the charmingly understated cover that suggests this book is merely about the quaint charms of Buckinghamshire. Oh no! It’s akin to opening a door to an attic filled with peculiar oddities. Will you encounter a dusty collection of sheep facts? A detailed history of hedge mazes? Or perhaps a guide on how to make the perfect cup of Earl Grey while contemplating the profound significance of the county’s topography? Who knows! The possibilities are as endless as the winding country lanes. John Camp, a name that echoes through the cobbled streets of literary circles, serves as your guide, leading you through a landscape where the ordinary meets the absurd. Expect a delightful mélange of anecdotes, observations, and—dare we say—peculiar insights that could make even the most ardent city dweller yearn for a gentle stroll through the rolling hills. You might even find yourself wondering how one man can squeeze so many thoughts into one county. It’s practically a marvel of modern literary engineering! As you turn each page, revel in the delightful quirks of Buckinghamshire. Camp’s pen dances over subjects that range from the unremarkable to the utterly bizarre, making even the dullest piece of local trivia sound like the plot twist of a Victorian novel. What you’ll discover is not just a portrait, but an elaborate tapestry woven with threads of humor, irony, and occasionally perplexing metaphors that will have you questioning your own existence. Or at the very least, your taste in regional literature. For those who enjoy lists (and who doesn’t, really?), here’s a taste of what you might encounter within these pages: Unusual customs of Buckinghamshire residents that will leave you both baffled and amused. A comprehensive guide to the county’s most forgettable landmarks, should you wish to add them to your travel itinerary. Remarkably detailed descriptions of fields that may or may not be home to the local sheep population. Occasional musings on the weather, which can sometimes feel like a character in its own right. Curious anecdotes involving local legends—a Bigfoot sighting? Perhaps, but not likely. Condition: Used, but don’t fret! This book has been gently loved and is probably imbued with the essence of its previous owners. You may discover a stray coffee stain or two, adding character and a hint of mystery to your reading experience. It’s practically a literary relic, with the smell of time and experience wafting through every crevice. Perfect for those who appreciate age and authenticity! But let us not get too carried away. You may find that the prose flows like the River Thames—meandering, occasionally bogged down by the weight of historical footnotes, but ultimately charming in its own right. A blend of erudition and whimsy, “Portrait of Buckinghamshire” is best enjoyed with a cup of tea and a good sense of humor. Perfect for your coffee table or as a conversation starter at the next dinner party—because who wouldn’t want to discuss the literary profundities of a county that most people can’t even locate on a map? So, dear bibliophile, if you’re seeking a book that’s as quirky, ironic, and utterly splendid as the county it describes, look no further than this delightful treasure from Crappy Old Books. Grab your copy today before it runs off to join a local book club that meets under the shade of a particularly lofty oak tree. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2440/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/portrait-of-buckinghamshire-nov-2024.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robert Hale 9780709132325 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2438 Walking London by Andrew Duncan In a world brimming with technicolor maps and GPS-guided wanderings, "Walking London" by Andrew Duncan emerges like an old dog with a new trick—or perhaps an old trick that’s just turned into a dog. Published in the illustrious year of 1991 by BCA, this charmingly antiquated guidebook invites the brave-hearted (or hopelessly lost) to traverse the cobbled streets of London on foot, like some sort of Victorian explorer with a penchant for blisters and existential dread. One might ask, why traipse through London on foot when the Underground exists, whispering sweet nothings of transportation efficiency? Well, dear reader, Andrew Duncan seems to have a rather romantic notion of urban wandering that doesn’t jive with the hurried hustle of modern commuters. Instead, he encourages you to linger, to pause, and to engage with the city as if it were a long-lost friend, albeit one that often reeks of fish and chips. His prose dances along the edges of delightful irony, as he describes London’s many quirks—like a local pub that serves pints but never offers a single smile in return. Within these pages, you’ll encounter not just streets and landmarks, but a cornucopia of oddities and peculiarities. Duncan shuffles between history and anecdote, presenting the city as a patchwork quilt stitched together with tales of yore that often make one wonder if the past was actually more entertaining than the present. And let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to know the backstory of a statue of a horse that seems to be judging your every move? As you flip through the pages, prepare for delightful diversions into the minutiae of London life—a random fact about the number of pigeons that populate Trafalgar Square, a detour into the life of a lesser-known poet who once sat on a bench and contemplated life while sipping tea. It’s as if Duncan beckons you to peel back the layers of the city, revealing its idiosyncratic heart, all while reminding you that sometimes it’s the journey, not the destination, that leaves you bewildered and slightly questioning your choices. The book is punctuated with useful tips—like how to avoid the aggressive seagulls that seem intent on stealing your sandwich or the best time to mingle with tourists at Buckingham Palace (spoiler: it’s never). It’s as if each page is a friendly nudge, whispering “Hey, make a fool of yourself; it’s part of the experience!” And isn’t that what every Londoner secretly yearns for? A bit of embarrassing adventure sprinkled with a splash of English eccentricity? Condition: This particular copy of "Walking London" has journeyed through the hands of many an adventurous soul, and it shows. Expect the occasional coffee stain that may or may not be from a laptop-charging hipster, and perhaps a few dog-eared pages that hint at which routes were deemed particularly noteworthy (or treacherous). The spine is a tad creaky, much like your knees will be after following Duncan’s recommendations. But fear not; it still holds together, much like the city itself: slightly battered but undeniably full of stories. The book also features an eclectic mix of illustrations that somehow manage to be both whimsical and slightly unsettling. You may find yourself staring at a sketch of a rather rotund gentleman who seems to have mistaken a double-decker bus for a personal chariot. What can one glean from such artistry? Perhaps that London is a strange and wonderful place where reality often bends to the will of artistic whimsy. If you’re looking to enhance your London experience with a sprinkle of quirk and a dash of irony, then look no further than this darling little tome. Crappy Old Books presents this guide not just as a book, but as an invitation to step outside and embrace the chaos of the streets, where every corner holds an untold story waiting for you to walk right into it—preferably with a good pair of shoes and maybe a small snack for the journey. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2438/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/walking-london-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BCA 9781853680731 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2437 English Cottages And Small Farmhouses by Paul Oliver Discover the quaint and charming world of "English Cottages And Small Farmhouses," a book by Paul Oliver that dares to celebrate the humble abodes of rural England, with all the elegance of a garden gnome in a fine dining establishment. First published in 1975, this tome invites you to revel in the rustic aesthetics that adorn the English countryside, where the architecture is as quaint as the tea served at 4 PM and just as likely to be a bit stewed. You might be wondering—do we really need yet another homage to thatched roofs and creaky floorboards? The answer, dear reader, is a resounding “oh yes!” particularly if your idea of excitement is a well-angled photograph of a lopsided chimney. Short 32 page phamphlet with lots of black and white photos and text detail of cotages etc. Within these pages, you might find yourself captivated—or at least mildly amused—by the meticulous documentation of structures that look like they stumbled out of a fairy tale, albeit one where the budget was modest, and the ceiling beams are just a tad too low for comfort. As Oliver guides you through the enchanting labyrinth of English architecture, it’s hard not to chuckle at the inherent irony of romanticizing buildings that would probably appreciate a good renovation far more than your average Instagram influencer appreciates their morning oat milk latte. Not only does this book provide a visual feast for lovers of the rural aesthetic, but it also serves as a subtle reminder that the term ‘cottage’ is often just a ruse for something that might be best described as a ‘tiny house.’ You may find yourself questioning whether the real charm lies within the structures themselves or the whimsical tales we tell ourselves about living simply, possibly while sporting a woollen jumper and sipping elderflower cordial. But don’t worry—this book doesn’t take itself too seriously; you can almost hear the laughter of those artful souls at the Arts Council of Great Britain as they compiled these delightful images, possibly while enjoying a scone and making friends with a passing sheep. As you flip through the pages, prepare for a delightful assortment of architectural oddities and peculiarities, each one more disarming than the last. It’s a veritable carnival of brick, wood, and thatch, with angles that are sometimes pleasing, and other times, well, let’s say ’innovative.’ In fact, the book could double as an unintentional guide for anyone looking to create a home so uniquely British that even the Queen would raise an eyebrow and nod, albeit with a hint of confusion. What can you expect from this exploration? A cavalcade of features that celebrate the idiosyncratic nature of these homes, including: The inexplicable lure of wonky door frames that could easily lead you into another dimension. Chimneys that seem to reach for the heavens or perhaps just aimlessly wander off—no one quite knows. Intricate details that suggest the original builders may have been more enthusiastic than skilled. Gardens that are as much a part of the scene as the homes themselves, thriving on neglect and the occasional visit from a hedgehog. A healthy dose of nostalgia that might just make you long for an era when the greatest worry was whether your thatched roof could withstand a particularly enthusiastic crow. Condition: Like a charming old friend, this book has seen better days but carries its battle scars with pride. You might find a tea stain or two—an authentic touch that adds character and suggests it has been cherished (or at least briefly admired) over the years. The pages may be a tad yellowed, and the spine exhibits the kind of wear that tells stories all its own. But fear not! These imperfections only enhance its quirky charm, making it a perfect addition to your collection of oddly specific literature. So, if you’re ready to indulge in a world of whimsical cottages and small farmhouses, perhaps while contemplating your own life choices, this book promises to deliver just the right dose of irony and charm. Available exclusively from the delightful purveyors at Crappy Old Books, where you can find this hilarious homage to architectural whimsy waiting to be discovered—because what’s better than a good laugh at the expense of English rural life? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2437/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-cottages-and-small-farmhouses-nov-2024.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arts Council of Great Britain no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2436 A Phoenix Too Frequent by Christopher Fry In a world where the embers of creativity flicker precariously and the winds of change blow with a temperament akin to a cantankerous cat, Christopher Fry presents us with "A Phoenix Too Frequent," a title that might just make you wonder if you should be searching for a mythical creature or a reliable fire extinguisher. First published in 1952 by the illustrious Oxford University Press, this play is ostensibly a tapestry woven from threads of wit, whimsy, and the occasional existential crisis, much like a rather dramatic scarf knitted by your eccentric aunt at Christmas. Set against a backdrop that seems to oscillate somewhere between a bustling café and a shadowy corner of the mind, Fry’s narrative tantalizes with the promise of resurrection—though perhaps not of the kind one would expect from a phoenix. Expect a merry jaunt through the absurdities of life and love, where characters flit about like moths drawn to the lamp of philosophical debate, all while sporting an array of questionable fashion choices that seem to scream, "I was once stylish in 1948!" Readers may find themselves entranced by the peculiarities of Fry’s dialogue, which crackles with the kind of clever repartee that would make even the most seasoned witticist raise an eyebrow and murmur, “Do people actually talk like this?” The characters are like an ensemble cast of an unproduced 1950s sitcom, each more eccentric than the last, engaging in spirited discussions that often circle back to the question of whether it is more profound to live as a phoenix or simply to roast marshmallows over its ashes. But don’t let the title mislead you into thinking this is an avian adventure. The phoenix here might be a metaphor—perhaps for the state of post-war Britain, or for the author’s own rather ambitious aspirations. One might argue that Fry’s work is more about the warmth of companionship than any fiery rebirth. If you’re looking for a narrative that goes full throttle into the flames of passion and allegory, you might just find the metaphorical flames a tad tepid. However, if you fancy a stroll through Fry’s imaginative landscape, you might find a few unexpected sparks along the way. Condition: Used, yet surprisingly full of life—much like a well-loved cat that has seen a few too many scrapes but still purrs like a dream. The cover is a bit dog-eared, and the pages have that delightful crinkle that comes only from being read multiple times while sipping tea, perhaps with bits of biscuit crumbling along the way. There may be marginal notes scribbled by a bemused reader trying to make sense of Fry’s linguistic gymnastics, adding a layer of intrigue, or perhaps confusion, as you embark on this literary escapade. One must also consider the illustrious publisher of this curious tome: Oxford University Press, a name that evokes images of tweed jackets and intellectual debates over crumpets. It’s as if Fry himself has taken a seat at the high table of literary merit, a place where ideas can be tossed about like so many scones, yet we’re left to wonder if this play is indeed a scholarly pursuit or merely a jolly good laugh at the absurdity of existence. In conclusion, "A Phoenix Too Frequent" is not just a book; it’s an experience, albeit an experience that may leave you scratching your head in bewilderment. Whether you emerge from this encounter feeling enlightened or simply bemused, one thing is for certain: this book is a quirky addition to any collection of second-hand wonders. So come, dear reader, and embrace the oddities of life, love, and the occasional phoenix. After all, life is short and books from Crappy Old Books are often the most delightful companions on this unpredictable journey. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2436/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-phoenix-too-frequent-nov-2024.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2435 The Boy With A Cart by Christopher Fry Ah, *The Boy With A Cart*, a title that immediately conjures images of pastoral innocence, idyllic countryside, and the heavy scent of nostalgia wafting through the air like a forgotten hymn. Written by Christopher Fry in the halcyon days of 1952, this book emerges from the hallowed halls of Frederick Muller Ltd, where it likely sat on dusty shelves, quietly judging the world and its readers. One can only imagine the spirited debates it inspired among literary circles of the time: is the boy merely a young lad with a cart, or a harbinger of deeper philosophical musings on the human condition? Spoiler: no one knows, but they sure had fun speculating. Our young protagonist, the unnamed boy, is presumably not just pushing a cart filled with mundane items such as cabbages or the occasional stray kitten. No, that would be too simple! Instead, one might envision this cart as a metaphorical vessel, overflowing with dreams, aspirations, or perhaps a few stray existential crises. What treasures hide within? A half-eaten sandwich? A collection of rusty marbles? Or the collective hopes of a generation disillusioned by the impending realities of adulthood? In the grand tapestry of British literature, Fry’s work occupies a peculiar niche—somewhere between the profound and the absurd. Perhaps it delves into the rites of passage, the trials of youth, and the complexities of a cart-pushing existence, all while making room for a generous helping of whimsy and irony. Just imagine the boy’s cart rolling through the cobbled streets of a post-war Britain, picking up not just groceries but also the fragmented lives of those who glance sideways at his passage. Perhaps they envy him, that little scamp, for while they trudge through the muck of mundanity, he carts off the very essence of adventure! And what would a book be without a smattering of memorable characters? While the back cover offers no names or descriptions, one can almost hear the vibrant cast of eccentric townsfolk echoing through the pages. The curmudgeonly baker who insists that the boy is a menace, the wise old woman who offers unsolicited advice about life (and possibly matchmaking), and the mysterious figure lurking at the edge of the village, muttering about lost carts and forgotten dreams. Each character likely offers their own brand of humour and wisdom, creating a delightful cacophony of life that the boy must navigate. As you flip through the pages, one can only wonder what literary devices await in this winding narrative. Will there be flowery prose that would make even Shakespeare raise an eyebrow? Or perhaps Fry employs the minimalist approach, leaving readers wondering if they’ve accidentally purchased a blank book. Will there be a plot twist involving the cart that changes everything? Or will it remain just a cart, a constant reminder that sometimes, the journey is merely about pushing your baggage? As the pages turn, the anticipation of revelation looms larger than the cart itself! Condition: Used and slightly battered, this copy has seen more than its fair share of adventures, a bit like its protagonist, one might suppose. Pages may be dog-eared, perhaps even holding onto stray crumbs from long-gone snacks, and the spine bears the marks of a life well-lived—no pristine volumes to be found here! This is the sort of book that begs to be picked up and thumbed through with a cup of tea precariously balanced nearby, ready to spill with every dramatic revelation contained within its well-worn pages. Features a boy who may or may not have mastered the art of cart-pushing. Potentially profound insights hidden beneath layers of whimsical prose. Characters that could make the Royal Family look like a lackluster dinner party. Ideal for anyone seeking a taste of post-war British quirkiness. Perfect for those who enjoy books that leave them questioning their life choices. So, if you find yourself longing for a journey through the quaint and absurd, consider adding *The Boy With A Cart* to your collection. Just don’t expect it to answer all your questions—some mysteries are best left uncarted. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story, even if it’s just about a boy and his cart! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2435/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-boy-with-a-cart-nov-2024.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Muller Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2434 The Castle Of Adventure by Enid Blyton In the hallowed halls of children’s literature, few titles ring as unmistakably as a brass doorbell as "The Castle of Adventure." Enid Blyton, that prolific conjurer of childlike escapades, invites you into a world where imagination runs rampant like a particularly cheeky squirrel on a sugar high. Published in 1982 by Piccolo Books, this tome offers a delightful foray into a castle that might just have more secrets than a politician’s Christmas party. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a group of intrepid youngsters decides to explore a building designed for royalty but populated by all manner of strange goings-on, then your curiosity is about to be piqued. Or, perhaps, startled awake like a cat in a bath. Now, picture this: you flick through the pages, and suddenly you’re transported back to a time when children roamed freely, unfettered by the digital chains of modernity. They climb trees, dodge imaginary dragons, and engage in intellectual debates with the castle’s ghostly inhabitants regarding the merits of wearing shoes indoors. The characters in this whirlwind adventure are as relatable as they are exaggerated, a charming mix that is so very Blyton. However, one might wonder if their adventures are simply a clever front for a covert operation to rid the castle of its overly dramatic décor. As you delve deeper, you’ll find that the castle itself is practically a character, with its creaky floorboards and perhaps an errant suit of armor that seems hell-bent on interrupting tea time. It’s a place where one can easily get lost—both literally and metaphorically. What is adventure anyway, if not a polite code word for chaos? Blyton seems to suggest that the true spirit of adventure lies in the ability to get into scrapes—preferably involving at least one secret passage, a trapdoor, and possibly a confused villager who just wanted to enjoy a quiet afternoon. But don’t be fooled into thinking this is a mere romp through the fantastical. Oh no! It’s a meditation on the complexity of friendship, the nuances of bravery, and the relentless pursuit of the last biscuit in the tin. One can almost hear Blyton chuckling to herself as she scribbles down scenarios where her characters are forced to make perilous choices—like whether to confront the castle’s resident ghost or simply ignore it and continue their game of hide-and-seek. Choices, my dear reader, choices! For those of you who appreciate a well-crafted bullet list, let us take a moment to enumerate just what you can expect when you open the cover of this delightful book: A castle that may or may not be a giant metaphor for childhood curiosity. Characters who embody a unique blend of courage, naivety, and an alarming appetite for adventure. Secret passages that lead to either treasure or mildly embarrassing encounters. Interpersonal dramas that could rival the best soap opera, complete with heartfelt apologies and the occasional slapstick moment. Unexpected life lessons wrapped in a layer of whimsy that may just make you question your own choices. Condition: This copy of "The Castle of Adventure" is used, and while it may bear the signs of a few too many enthusiastic explorations, rest assured it is still ready to whisk you away to a land where the impossible is just another Tuesday. The pages may have that delightful creak reminiscent of the castle’s own forgotten corridors, and perhaps a few doodles from a previous owner who felt the pressing need to inject their own narrative into Blyton’s world. Think of it as character development! So, why not embrace the charmingly worn nature of this second-hand literary gem? After all, it’s been lovingly classified by Crappy Old Books, where the only crime is underestimating the power of a well-told story. If you’re ready to rediscover your own childhood sense of adventure—or perhaps to find a second-hand castle to inhabit—this book awaits you. Who knows? Perhaps you’ll find a few secrets hidden between the pages that even Blyton herself might have missed! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2434/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-castle-of-adventure-nov-2024.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piccolo Books 9780330243193 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2433 The Island Of Adventure by Enid Blyton Welcome to a sun-soaked journey to nowhere in particular, courtesy of the illustrious Enid Blyton, who penned this treasure of a tome during the spectacularly vibrant year of 1982. The Island Of Adventure is a not-so-cryptic invitation to a world where children are perpetually on a quest for, ironically, adventure. But are they really? Or are they just wandering about, waiting for their mobile devices to be invented? Imagine, if you will, a group of plucky youngsters with impeccable manners, gallivanting around an island that seems to exist solely for the purpose of providing them with mildly irritating challenges and a plethora of peculiar animals that are probably too well-behaved for their own good. The kids, equipped with the kind of knowledge that can only be acquired through a lifetime of reading such books, must navigate through sand, surf, and suspiciously neat shrubbery while avoiding adult supervision at all costs. The plot is as twisty as the paths on their imaginary treasure maps—no GPS required! In this splendidly odd excursion, readers will encounter a series of inconsequential events that are anything but thrilling, and yet, somehow, will compel you to keep flipping the pages. Blyton’s knack for detailed descriptions means that you’ll come to know every rock and shell on the island as intimately as the characters themselves. There’s a chance you might even feel emotionally attached to a particularly charming pebble by the end of your reading experience. Or perhaps that’s just a symptom of boredom. What can you expect from this pristine relic of childhood escapism? A veritable feast of quintessentially British oddities, including: Dialogues that make you question if children in the ’80s actually spoke like this. Characters so wholesome, they practically ooze jam and clotted cream. Exotic fauna that would likely be more at home in a genteel pet shop than a wild island. Adventure that involves more planning than actual risk-taking. References to things you’ll probably need to Google because, let’s be honest, who knows what a ’cocoon of conformity’ means? Condition: This book has been lovingly used and is slightly worn, which we believe adds to its charm. Expect a few dog-eared pages, some errant scribbles from previous readers pondering the deeper meanings of life—or perhaps just doodling poorly drawn sea monsters. There’s a certain patina of nostalgia that has settled upon its well-thumbed cover, making it a perfect addition to your collection of obscure literature or your stack of “I’ll get to these eventually” reads. If you’ve ever felt the itch to escape to a land of fantastical ideals where adventure is a friendly neighbor and misplaced sandwiches are the biggest concern, then The Island Of Adventure is waiting. Just don’t forget to pack your sense of irony and a good pair of walking shoes. After all, you wouldn’t want to miss any half-baked escapades! So, why not add this quirky little voyage to your bookshelf? You can find it here at Crappy Old Books, where nostalgia meets the bizarre reality of second-hand literature. Embrace the absurdity and let your imagination run wild—because who wouldn’t want to embark on an adventure that’s stuck somewhere between the past and the absurd present? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2433/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-island-of-adventure-nov-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piccolo Books 9780330243186 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2432 The River Of Adventure by Enid Blyton Ah, "The River Of Adventure," the literary equivalent of a childhood dream wrapped in a slightly tattered cover and 40 years of questionable life choices. Originally graced with the brilliance of Enid Blyton in the brightly-lit bastion of 1982, this tome captures the essence of adventure—perhaps less like the heart-pounding escapades of Indiana Jones, and more akin to a Sunday afternoon stroll in the local park, complete with slight inconveniences and the occasional wayward pigeon. If the idea of a group of plucky children embarking on a moderately perilous escapade sounds thrilling to you, then strap in! Or, perhaps, just keep your seatbelt unbuckled, as this journey is more akin to a leisurely float down the river, with delightful interruptions by the occasional duck. Initially published by Piccolo Books—a name that sounds suspiciously like a trendy café where one could sip herbal tea and discuss the existential quandaries of life—this particular edition has been lovingly handled by the hands of time. One can only speculate about what life has been like for this book: perhaps it accompanied a child on summer holidays, getting splashed with lemonade, or sat forlorn in a dusty corner, waiting for the right moment to be rediscovered in a charity shop. There’s an air of nostalgia wafting from its pages, mixed with the faint scent of something resembling mystery, or perhaps just a hint of mildew. What awaits you, dear reader? A ride down a river where the stakes are low, but the camaraderie is high! Picture four children, each with a unique personality so well-drawn they might as well be caricatures in a political cartoon. There’s the sensible one, the mischievous one, the one who insists on bringing way too many snacks, and let’s not forget the token animal sidekick. They embark on a journey that may or may not involve a mildly aggressive species of fish or a rickety old boat that’s seen better days—possibly when it was actually a boat. As they float through their series of slightly absurd predicaments, which likely include misunderstandings, accidental treasures, and a villain who is not at all what they seem (or perhaps is, as this is Blyton), you’ll find yourself pondering the deeper questions of life. Here are some pressing thoughts to mull over while you navigate this river of literary adventure: Is the river actually a metaphor for the challenges of growing up, or just a convenient place to lose your shoes? Will the children solve their problems, or will they simply stumble upon a solution that involves a picnic? How many times can you yell "Look out!" before it loses its dramatic effect? Is the real adventure the friends we made along the way, or merely the snacks we enjoyed? What happened to the other adventure books that didn’t quite make it to the bestseller list? Condition: This gem has been marked by the hands of time, with creases and pages that may or may not have spent time in a sandwich press—though one must admit that there’s nothing like the smell of well-read paper. Its spine is as resilient as a British summer, holding together despite the odds (or perhaps it’s just holding out for a miracle). You might even discover the charming annotations of a previous reader, perhaps a young aspiring adventurer who took their literary musings a tad too seriously. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises a river of delight but delivers a stream of reliable nostalgia instead, take a chance on "The River Of Adventure." It’s all available for you at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirks and quirks of yesteryear’s literature. Who knows? You might even find a piece of your own childhood tucked within its pages—or at the very least, a reason to smile at the absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2432/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-river-adventure-nov-2024.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piccolo Books 9780330244787 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2431 The Valley Of Adventure by Enid Blyton Welcome, dear reader, to a world where adventure is lurking around every corner and the only thing standing between you and a thrilling escapade is a cup of lukewarm tea. Enid Blyton’s “The Valley of Adventure,” published in the illustrious year of 1982 by Piccolo Books—a year not often celebrated in literary circles, perhaps due to the overwhelming popularity of suspiciously-shaped fruit salads—promises to whisk you away into a realm where the wild and whimsical collide, all while reminding us of the essential importance of proper punctuation. In this charmingly dusty tome, you’ll discover a narrative so riveting that you might just lose track of time—much like you do when you glance at a clock that has mysteriously stopped while you were contemplating the existential significance of your sock drawer. The Valley itself is not merely a geographical location; it’s a state of mind, an invitation to frolic through fields of imagination, and possibly a few nettles. Adventure is not just what happens; it’s what you make of that peculiar, slightly disheveled landscape. As you turn the pages, expect the unexpected: a cavalcade of children whose level of self-sufficiency is alarmingly high, considering they seem to spend half their time evading certain doom. With a penchant for mischief and a somewhat questionable understanding of adult supervision, these intrepid explorers will have you questioning your own childhood adventures—did you ever find a secret passageway in your back garden? Or did you merely spend hours trying to convince the neighbor’s cat to be your sidekick? Not to be outdone by the plot, the writing itself is a delightful throwback to the era when books were printed on paper and not on the extensive catalogue of “Things I Pretend to Read.” Blyton’s prose dances along the page, often raising an eyebrow at the seriousness of life while simultaneously plopping you into a delightful puddle of nostalgia where the sun is always shining, or at least trying very hard to break through the cloud cover. Delve deeper into this literary wonderland, and you may find yourself questioning the following essential truths: The likelihood of encountering an actual dragon in your nearest woodland area. The feasibility of organizing an expedition with your friends using nothing but a sandwich and a questionable map drawn in crayon. Whether “adventure” could also mean accidentally walking into the wrong house during a game of hide and seek. The culinary delights of mystery dinners prepared by children who are still mastering the art of boiling water. The real danger of encountering a villain who, let’s be honest, is probably just a very grumpy adult. Condition: Well-loved and slightly battered, this copy of “The Valley of Adventure” has seen better days, much like the brave adventurers within its pages. Its spine is perhaps a tad more flexible than it once was, and the cover bears the affectionate scratches of previous readers who were likely spellbound by tales of excitement. The margins are graced with the occasional pencil doodle—artistic interpretations of what a ‘valley’ might look like, with or without the added flair of unicorns. Whether you are a lifelong fan of Blyton or someone looking for a whimsical distraction from the banalities of modern life, this book is here to remind you that adventure is a choice—even if it’s as simple as picking up a second-hand book from Crappy Old Books and getting lost in a valley of your own making. So grab your map, your trusted snack, and prepare for an exploration that promises to be as unpredictable as your Aunt Edna’s holiday fruit cake! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2431/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-valley-of-adventure-nov-2024.jpg 0.15 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piccolo Books 9780330243209 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2430 The Ship Of Adventure by Enid Blyton Ahoy there, intrepid reader! Prepare to embark on a journey of questionable self-discovery aboard the illustrious "Ship of Adventure," where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the plot itself. Enid Blyton, the queen of childhood escapism, returns to whisk you away to an era where children ran rampant, often unsupervised and with a distinct lack of Wi-Fi. Published in 1981 by Piccolo Books, this literary vessel promises to take you on a navigational escapade that may or may not return you home with all your marbles intact. Imagine, if you will, a crew of plucky young explorers who possess the uncanny ability to find trouble faster than you can say “unsolicited parental advice.” With a motley assortment of personalities—think the daredevil, the bookworm, and the one who is perpetually hungry—you’re bound to relate to at least one of them, if not all. As they traverse the high seas and occasionally contemplate the merits of fish and chips versus baked beans, you might find yourself pondering the true meaning of adventure. Spoiler: it’s probably less about the treasure and more about getting lost in the middle of nowhere. In this particular tome, expect nautical nonsense filled with well-meaning yet perpetually perplexed adults who serve as mere plot devices, much like the furniture in your grandmother’s sitting room. These grown-ups are as clueless as a cat at a dog show, which leaves the young adventurers to fend for themselves against pirates, storms, and the dreaded prospect of actually having to talk to one another without the distraction of modern technology. One can’t help but wonder if Blyton foresaw the looming threat of TikTok whilst writing this nautical escapade. But let us not forget the sheer charm that emanates from these pages, filled with unbridled optimism and the kind of camaraderie that can only be found among those who share a common goal: to evade the monotony of adult supervision. Themes of friendship, bravery, and an inexplicable fondness for secret codes woven into treasure maps abound, making this a perfect read for anyone who fancies stepping back to a time when kids were expected to solve their own mysteries—like how to make a sandwich without parental assistance. As you delve into this nautical narrative—possibly while seated in a comfy armchair that’s seen better days—don’t forget to appreciate the irony of a tale about freedom and adventure that’s nestled snugly within the confines of a book. If only the characters knew that all their escapades were encapsulated within a hardback cover, perhaps they would have made better choices, like not leaving the ship’s galley unattended while attempting to navigate the Bermuda Triangle. Condition: Used, yet curiously resilient, this book’s spine may crack with the weight of its own nostalgia, while the pages bear the charming fingerprints of previous owners—each one a testament to its adventurous legacy. Expect some delightful yellowing as evidence of its storied past, along with the occasional marginalia that might make you chuckle or, more likely, question the sanity of your predecessors. It’s a literary time capsule, ready to take you on a voyage of whimsy that you didn’t know you needed. So, in summary, if you long for the bygone days of adventure on the high seas and have a penchant for whimsical tales laden with irony, "The Ship of Adventure" is your ticket to an imaginary world. Grab your spyglass, remember to wear your best pirate hat (the one collecting dust in your attic), and set sail on an odyssey that is likely more charming than coherent. Available at Crappy Old Books, this literary artifact awaits its next eager reader—will it be you? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2430/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-ship-of-adventure-nov-2024.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piccolo Books 9780330244763 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2429 Discover Unexpected London by Andrew Lawson Ah, London in 1979! A time when flared trousers and an abundance of polyester ruled the streets, and the only ’tech’ anyone cared about was how to properly brew a cuppa. In "Discover Unexpected London," Andrew Lawson takes you on a whirlwind jaunt through the city that is anything but predictable. It’s as if someone decided to slap a price tag on nostalgia and call it a travel guide. Not just any travel guide, mind you, but one that promises to illuminate the most obscure corners of a city riddled with secrets, eccentricities, and a fair amount of pigeon droppings. With a title like "Discover Unexpected London," one might expect a plethora of whimsical anecdotes about the city’s hidden gems. Instead, Lawson presents a collection of somewhat bemusing observations that range from the delightfully quaint to the utterly baffling. Expect to find not only the usual suspects such as Big Ben and Buckingham Palace, but also other less illustrious sights that may or may not be worth your time. How about a long-winded explanation of a back alley where a famous poet once sneezed? Yes, these are the unexpected discoveries Lawson boasts about, and they are certainly unexpected—at least in terms of relevance. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter a mixture of dodgy photographs and overly enthusiastic prose that seems to oscillate between genuine affection for the city and a vague confusion about why anyone would want to visit places like the ‘World’s Smallest Loo’ or a pub that serves absinthe and has a resident cat named Mr. Whiskers. Each sight presented in this whimsical tome comes with its own set of peculiarities, making you wonder if you’ve stepped into an alternate reality where absurdity reigns supreme. The book is structured like a treasure map, except the treasure is a rusty old trinket found in a bargain box at the back of a charity shop. Lawson’s writing style is reminiscent of a friendly uncle who’s had a few too many shandies at a family gathering, regaling you with tales that wander off-topic more often than not. It’s like visiting London with a guide who has a penchant for digressions, leaving you intrigued but slightly bewildered about the actual itinerary. For those seeking a taste of the 1970s, this book has it all: the slightly yellowed pages, the smell of a bygone era, and the unintentional humour that accompanies every mention of the changing cityscape. Lawson captures the essence of London during a time when the city was undergoing its own identity crisis—much like the rest of the world, come to think of it. The images within might make you squint in disbelief, as they capture various attractions that are now either long gone or horrifically modernised, leaving you to ponder what could have been. Condition: Used, yes, but it’s the good kind of used—like a well-loved teddy bear that’s lost an eye but still holds an inexplicable charm. The pages are dog-eared, stained with what could either be tea or a long-forgotten snack, and the spine is holding on for dear life, much like your resolve to read this book cover to cover. But fear not, fellow bibliophile! It’s these very imperfections that add layers of character to this quirky relic. As you prepare to embark on your own unexpected London adventure, armed with a slightly battered copy of Andrew Lawson’s masterwork, you might want to consider the following: Plan to discover the less conventional spots—just don’t expect them to be actually exciting. Bring a sense of humour; this book is likely to amuse more than guide. Practice your puzzled expression for when you find yourself in front of a shop dedicated to antique shoelaces. Take a good look at the images; they may be the most unexpected part of the book. Remember, every page turned is a step into the bizarre side of London. So, if you fancy a laugh and a nostalgic look at a peculiar slice of London life, grab your copy of “Discover Unexpected London” and prepare yourself for an adventure that defies all conventional expectations, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. Just remember to leave your sense of direction at home; it won’t be needed here. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2429/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/discover-unexpected-london-nov-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phaidon 9780714820194 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2428 The Sense Of Movement by Thom Gunn Welcome to a literary experience that promises to stretch your imagination like a particularly stubborn elastic band. Enter "The Sense Of Movement" by the illustrious Thom Gunn, a book that not only delves into the concept of motion but may just leave you questioning whether you’ve been sedentary your entire life—or if that’s simply a side effect of reading too many dusty old tomes. Published in the flamboyant 1960s by Faber and Faber, it’s a title that practically invites you to rediscover your inner philosopher, or perhaps just your inner sloth, depending on your mood. Now, one might wonder what exactly it is that "The Sense Of Movement" is moving towards. Is it the hustle and bustle of city streets, the graceful flow of ballet, or perhaps the frenetic energy of a kitchen during Sunday roast preparation? The possibilities are as varied as the dance styles at a particularly avant-garde soirée. With each page turn, readers might find themselves pondering profound questions about the very nature of motion: Is it merely a physical sensation or does it possess an emotional resonance that sends shivers down your spine? Or perhaps you’ll just be wondering what on earth you’ve gotten yourself into. Thom Gunn, being the literary maestro he is, weaves words that evoke a sense of urgency, a pulse that makes you want to leap off the couch—though let’s be honest, you’d probably just remain ensconced in your armchair, fully committed to the role of the reluctant reader. It’s a delightful irony, really: a book that invites you to move while you remain blissfully motionless, possibly clutching a cup of tea or a jammy dodger. The 1960s were a time of radical change, from social upheavals to the rise of experimental art forms. In this context, "The Sense Of Movement" is like that one eccentric uncle at family gatherings: endlessly fascinating, occasionally perplexing, and always ready to drop some mind-bending philosophical bombshell that leaves you questioning what you thought you knew about the world. It’s an era where the pen was decidedly mightier than the sword, but perhaps not quite as effective as a well-aimed throwing star if you happen to be in a particularly animated discussion. If you’re the kind of reader who enjoys a smorgasbord of ideas served up with a side of cheeky wit, then this book might just tickle your fancy. Inside these pages, you may encounter musings that meander as freely as a cat through an open window, taking you on a journey that could lead anywhere from existential dread to the joyful abandon of a spontaneous dance party in your living room—complete with questionable dance moves, of course. Explorations of the paradox of stillness amid chaos. Intriguing musings on the snail’s pace of bureaucracy. Philosophical inquiries reminiscent of late-night pub debates. Metaphors that might just make you see the world differently. Prose that dances like a squirrel on a power line—unexpected and a tad erratic. Condition: This book has been previously loved, with pages that may bear the soft imprints of a thousand thoughts and perhaps a few tea stains as well—proof that it has lived a life rich with experience. The cover may be slightly scuffed, embodying that charming “lived-in” aesthetic that only a well-read volume can claim. If you’re on the lookout for something pristine, you might want to consider a different shelf, but if you appreciate the character that comes from age and use, this book is a delightful companion. So, if you’re ready to embark on a whimsical exploration of the art of motion—or just fancy a quirky addition to your collection—look no further than "The Sense Of Movement." Available at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more unpredictable than our selection is our sense of humour. Rediscover the joy of movement—at least in the metaphorical sense—while remaining comfortably seated with your favourite beverage. After all, why stand when you can read? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2428/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sense-of-movement-nov-2024.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2427 The Firstborn by Christopher Fry In the grand tradition of 1950s literary experimentation, Christopher Fry’s "The Firstborn" emerges from the cobwebbed corridors of Oxford University Press like a slightly dusted-off relic from a bygone era where literary pretensions reigned supreme. One can only assume the author was scribbling furiously in a dimly lit café, fueled by strong tea and perhaps a side of existential dread, as he contemplated the very essence of humanity—or possibly just how to fill a few pages with lofty language and existential angst. Spoilers: he succeeded. At first glance, you might wonder if “The Firstborn” refers to the protagonist’s siblings or perhaps a peculiar breed of garden gnomes, but fear not, for Fry is far too sophisticated for that. Instead, this tome is likely a reflection on the interpersonal complexities of life, familial relationships, and the eternal question of legacy. Or, let’s be honest, it could just be Fry’s creative way of suggesting that being the eldest child comes with a hefty serving of emotional baggage and a dash of parental disappointment. The nuances are subtle, like a British summer day: there, but not always immediately apparent. As you navigate the pages, prepare yourself for a whirlwind of eloquent prose that dances around the central themes like a slightly tipsy ballerina at a wedding reception. Fry’s style is a mélange of poetic flourishes and dialogues that might make you wonder if these characters have ever encountered the concept of brevity. You could find yourself lost in the lyrical labyrinth, pondering deep questions about existence while simultaneously questioning Fry’s choice of metaphors. Did he really mean to compare the human condition to a particularly stubborn piece of furniture? One can only speculate about the inspirations behind this literary piece. Did Fry have a particularly tumultuous relationship with his own firstborn sibling? Or perhaps he was merely practicing for a career as a professional poet, where the stakes are high and the rhymes are even higher. Readers might find themselves immersed in a world where the complexities of human emotion are laid bare, albeit through the lens of a rather pretentious dinner party, replete with dry martinis and insufferable small talk. Fry’s writing might take a while to warm up to, much like a classic British car that refuses to start on a rainy day. But once you get going, you’ll appreciate the ridiculously elaborate detours he takes to arrive at what might be considered a revelation, or at least an amusing anecdote about a long-lost cousin. Perhaps you’ll find yourself nodding along, thinking, “Yes, I too have dealt with family drama, only mine didn’t involve such magnificent wordplay!” Condition: Used, with the sort of wear and tear that speaks volumes about its previous owners and their questionable taste in literature. The cover bears the marks of time—faded edges, a few curious coffee stains, and a spine that suggests it has been opened and closed more times than a British pub on a Saturday night. There’s the unmistakable odour of old paper that wafts through the pages, a nostalgic scent that whispers of long-forgotten bookshops and the great debates held over cups of Earl Grey. If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, why not delve into Fry’s whimsical world and unravel the tangled webs of firstborn angst? It’s a literary journey that promises to be as enlightening as it is perplexing. Just keep a dictionary on hand, as you might encounter words so grand they require a PhD in literature to fully grasp their implications. Or, you could simply enjoy the ride and let the prose wash over you like a refreshing English drizzle. In a world filled with overly simplistic narratives and predictable endings, "The Firstborn" stands as a quirky testament to the complexities of the human experience, making it a perfect pick for those who delight in the idiosyncrasies of second-hand literature, as offered by Crappy Old Books. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your favourite armchair, and prepare for some splendidly convoluted insights into life, love, and the endless family saga that is sure to haunt us all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2427/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-firstborn-nov-2024.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2426 This and That by Diana Good In a world where the mundane often masquerades as the remarkable, Diana Good’s “This and That” emerges like an awkward penguin at an aristocratic ball, wading through the shallow waters of relativity. Published in the year 2000 – a time when flip phones were all the rage and Y2K had us all questioning our digital existence – this curious compilation offers a collection of thoughts so eclectic they could very well be the ruminations of a particularly indecisive squirrel on caffeine. A short phamphlet of poems. Printed in A5 and stapled with card cover. 28 pages. The book is an amalgamation of what-ifs and maybes, tantalising readers with snippets of philosophical musings that appear both profound and utterly baffling. One moment you’re pondering the existential weight of a poorly made cup of tea; the next, you’re questioning why you ever left the house in the first place. Good’s approach is as refreshingly unpredictable as a British summer, and just as likely to leave you wondering why you ventured out into the drizzle. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter an assortment of delightful oddities that feel more like a collection of curiosities found in a dusty old attic than a polished literary work. “This and That” invites you to relish in the absurdity of life’s trivialities, the moments that slip between the cracks of your day-to-day existence. It’s as if Good herself has turned her whimsical gaze upon the overlooked corners of her own life, pen in hand, and a half-eaten biscuit in the other. What can you expect to find in this quirky tome? Well, prepare yourself for a smorgasbord of reflections that include: The philosophical implications of mismatched socks A profound examination of the merits of wearing hats indoors Reflections on the unacknowledged heroes of the tea brewing process Contemplations on the fleeting nature of enthusiasm for gardening An impassioned soliloquy on why the word “moist” should really be banned from the English language The book’s charm lies not in its narrative cohesion but rather in its delightful randomness. Each section feels like a different turn on a mad carousel, where every spin reveals a new eccentric thought that may or may not be influenced by the remnants of an over-caffeinated brain. Readers may find themselves laughing out loud in public spaces, much to the bemusement of those around them, or perhaps awkwardly nodding in agreement as they contemplate the deeper meanings of utterly inconsequential things. Condition: This particular copy of “This and That” is a well-loved creature, showing signs of its many adventures. Expect dog-eared pages, the odd coffee ring, and at least one mysterious smudge that could be anything from a finger print to a ghost of a past meal. It’s been lovingly passed around, as all good second-hand books should be, and it carries the weight of both its former readers’ thoughts and their snacks. It’s like a literary version of a well-worn armchair: not necessarily beautiful, but incredibly comfortable and full of stories. Having been published by Diana Good herself, “This and That” showcases the boldness of self-publishing in the early 2000s, a time when the world was still figuring out how to navigate the waters of the internet without capsizing. It’s both a relic of a bygone era and a curious exploration of the idiosyncrasies that make life worth living. If you’re in the mood for something that doesn’t take itself too seriously but still manages to provoke thought, “This and That” may just be your cup of tea – albeit one that’s gone a little cold. So, why not add this delightfully peculiar entry to your collection? After all, at Crappy Old Books, we celebrate the wonderfully weird, the whimsically wrong, and the wonderfully quirky nature of literature. In a world dominated by bestsellers and polished prose, “This and That” stands proudly, a beacon of the beautifully bizarre. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2426/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/this-and-that-nov-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Diana Good no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2425 Tutankhamen by Christine Deswroches-Noblecourt In the dusty corridors of history, where mummies whisper sweet nothings and sandstorms conspire to hide the past, lies a tome that dares to unravel the enigmatic life of the boy king—yes, we’re talking about none other than Tutankhamen. With a title that rolls off the tongue like a fine Egyptian wine, Christine Deswroches-Noblecourt invites you to embark on a journey through the golden tombs, but don’t expect a postcard from the afterlife. Instead, you might find yourself awash in a sea of hieroglyphs, ancient political drama, and the occasional curse of the pharaohs. Spoiler: it’s not a thriller; it’s more of an intellectual expedition, complete with a side of irony. Published in the swinging 60s, a decade when the world was busy learning to dance to rock ’n’ roll while simultaneously unearthing ancient relics, this book may just serve as a window into a past that feels as relevant as a rotary phone in a smartphone world. Within these pages, you won’t find just a dry recount of excavations and dynastic squabbles. Instead, prepare to be inundated with rich historical detail, cultural insights, and perhaps an unexpected smattering of sarcasm as Deswroches-Noblecourt takes ancient Egypt and gives it a cheeky little shake. Picture yourself flipping through these pages, where the sacred Nile flows not just as a river, but as a metaphor for the eternal struggle between life and death—much like trying to find a decent parking spot in London. The author engages in deep dives into the oh-so-fascinating life of Tutankhamen, highlighting both his youthful reign and his even younger demise. Imagine attending a dinner party where everyone talks about their dreams and aspirations, but you can only talk about what you found under layers of ancient dust. Sounds riveting, doesn’t it? As for the writing style, it’s charmingly verbose—think of it as a leisurely stroll through a museum, only to find that the curator has taken it upon themselves to regale you with every trivial detail known to mankind. There’s an art to making history sound like a drama, and Christine has certainly mastered it, weaving tales of gods, rituals, and the occasional scandal that could rival today’s tabloids. She may not provide an action-packed narrative, but her detailed accounts have the power to make even the most mundane artifacts feel like hot gossip. Condition: This literary treasure has obviously been around the block a few times, but fret not! Its well-worn pages are filled with the musk of antiquity—perfect for those who appreciate the subtle aroma of dust and knowledge mingled together. Expect dog-eared corners, the occasional coffee stain, and possibly the remnants of an enthusiastic reader’s lunch, all contributing to its character. You’re not just buying a book; you’re adopting a history that’s been lived and breathed, almost like a pet rock but infinitely more stimulating. As you plough through the text, you might be reminded that Tutankhamen himself was a rather unremarkable fellow—at least, in the grand scheme of ancient rulers. However, his tomb was anything but ordinary. It’s as if he accidentally became a celebrity despite his penchant for teenage kingliness, a sort of ancient tragic hero whose real legacy was buried with him. So, if you’re looking for a read that combines both historical rigor and a gentle nudge towards the absurdities of life—welcome aboard! In a nutshell (or perhaps an ancient sarcophagus), this book shines a spotlight on a ruler who, despite his short life, has become an eternal symbol of intrigue. If you’re intrigued by the past and fancy yourself a little time-traveler, Christine Deswroches-Noblecourt’s exploration of Tutankhamen will surely tickle your intellectual fancies. Just remember, as you sift through the sands of time, this particular specimen is available from Crappy Old Books, where the past is always present, and slightly worn is just another name for well-loved. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2425/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tutankhamen-nov-2024.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books World Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2424 The Chinese Red Army by Gerard H Corr Welcome to a vibrant landscape where ideology and military strategy waltz awkwardly through the pages of "The Chinese Red Army," a riveting excursion penned by none other than Gerard H Corr. Published in 1973 by the illustrious Book Club Edition—an outlet that, let’s be honest, sounds a bit like the literary equivalent of a pop-up restaurant—you’re in for an engaging ride through the tumultuous past of one of the world’s most enigmatic forces: the Chinese Red Army. Now, let’s be clear, this isn’t your average coffee table book. It’s got bravado, it’s got heft, and it likely has a lingering scent of musty nostalgia that can only come from a book that has seen more evenings on dusty shelves than you’ve had hot dinners. Between the covers, you will encounter a mélange of facts and fancies, as Corr attempts to unravel the tapestry of military prowess and revolutionary fervor. Ever wondered how a bunch of individuals in uniforms managed to change the fate of a nation? Or how a single ideology could inspire both fear and fervor, like a particularly controversial flavor of ice cream? Well, grab your metaphorical spoon and dig in, because this book invites you to spoon-feed your brain with insights that are, quite frankly, as spicy as a Sichuan hotpot—just be careful not to get burned! This tome is not merely an analysis; it’s an odyssey through ranks and revolutions, featuring tales of strategy that might make even your most enthusiastic board game night seem like a walk in the park—albeit a park where the swings have been replaced by strategic military positions. Each chapter unfolds like a surprisingly complex origami crane, taking you from the formation of the army to its often-controversial role in global politics, all while ensuring you’re both enlightened and entertained. It’s like a political science lecture combined with a series of well-crafted insults directed at imperialist ideologies. Now, brace yourself for the delightful irony of the situation: published in the 1970s, this book represents a fascinating snapshot of a world that seems almost alien today—where the phrases "Red Army" and "book club" share the same breath, as if they were destined to be paired together like gin and tonic. The peculiar juxtaposition of a revolutionary army and a cozy gathering of literature enthusiasts might just send you into a state of existential contemplation. Did the members of the book club actually read this book, or did they simply use it as a prop for their discussions on the latest trends in espionage novels? The answer eludes us. And if you’re wondering what makes this edition particularly special beyond the peculiarities of its title, let me elucidate: the absence of an ISBN number. That’s right, dear reader. This little nugget of history has dodged the clutches of the modern bibliophile’s classification system, adding an air of mystery to its already enigmatic essence. It’s practically a relic, akin to finding a dinosaur bone in your garden—except it’s a book, and it won’t quite go in your museum of oddities but will certainly make for conversation starters at your next dinner party. Condition: Used, of course! This book bears the hallmarks of its journey through time, with the kind of creases and dog-ears that suggest it has been cherished, debated, and possibly spilled upon during impassioned discussions. It showcases a character that says, "I’ve been read by someone who cares, possibly over a cup of rather bad tea." The pages may have yellowed slightly, but much like a fine wine, they have matured with age, gaining layers of texture and depth that only years of contemplation can bestow. As you flip through these pages, prepare for a delightful mix of history and irony, a dance between knowledge and the absurd. You may find yourself questioning not only the contents of the book but also the very nature of how we perceive history itself. So, if you fancy a literary excursion that straddles the line between factual and farcical, grab your copy of "The Chinese Red Army" from Crappy Old Books and dive headlong into the peculiarities of a bygone era. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2424/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-chinese-red-army-nov-2024.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Edition no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2423 The Waterfall by Margaret Drabble About a woman to whom love was a necessity. Looks like a first edition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2423/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-waterfall-nov-2024.jpg 19.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld and Nicolson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2421 CollectedPoems by Edward Thomas Ah, the venerable Edward Thomas, a man whose poetic musings could probably make even the most mundane of garden hedges seem existentially profound. “CollectedPoems”—yes, the title is as straightforward as a Monday morning headache—serves not just as a mere assemblage of verses, but as an audacious foray into the poetic psyche of a gentleman who likely thought of himself as the Shakespeare of the Cotswolds, albeit with fewer tights and more tweed. Published in 1965 by Faber and Faber—because who wouldn’t want to wrestle with the idea of poetry after a few too many cups of Earl Grey?—this tome is a delightful mishmash of Thomas’s introspections, meanderings, and what could generously be termed his ‘thoughts that got away’. As you flip through the pages, you may very well wonder if he had a particular fondness for particularly overcast days. If so, you’ve hit the jackpot! His poems reflect an affinity for nature that borders on the obsessive, which is all well and good until you realise he likely spent at least an hour contemplating a daffodil before writing an entire sonnet about it. What’s that? You’re interested in the structure? Well, dear reader, prepare yourself for an array of forms that’ll have you reaching for your high school English notes faster than you can say “iambic pentameter.” Ranging from traditional sonnets to what can only be described as free-for-all scribbles, the collection is an ode to his ability to make you question whether you should have just stuck to reading supermarket flyers. Edward, bless him, had a knack for articulating the indescribable but, in a twist of irony, could also leave you pondering if he was merely describing a rather ordinary cup of tea. He manages to encapsulate the essence of the British countryside, but not without his fair share of melancholic sighs. This book is likely to leave you feeling as if you’ve just wandered through a foggy vale, where every sigh of the wind carries whispers of existential dread. Great for a rainy day, or if you simply wish to brood melodramatically while sipping your tea. Now, let’s talk about the actual physicality of this collection, because who doesn’t love a good ‘used’ book saga? The spine is likely to be as creased as your favourite pair of trousers, and the pages may be adorned with the occasional coffee ring or half-hearted doodle from a previous owner who probably thought they could out-poet the great man himself. It’s a book that has clearly seen some action and is ready to accompany you on your own literary journey—preferably one that involves a cozy armchair and a distinct lack of social obligations. Inexplicably lengthy verses that may leave you in a philosophical quandary. Poems that could double as wall decor if you fancy a bit of avant-garde confusion. Nature-themed ruminations that may induce an urge to take up gardening (or at least buy a potted plant). A spine with more character than your average pub regular. Ideal for those who enjoy pondering life’s great mysteries while simultaneously questioning their choice of literature. Condition: As a second-hand treasure hailing from the illustrious shelves of Crappy Old Books, you can expect the usual signs of wear, charm, and perhaps even a ghostly poetic presence lingering within its pages. The pages may be dog-eared, stained, or have the occasional handwritten note—possibly an impromptu haiku by a former owner who felt inspired by Thomas’s genius (or perhaps just bored during a particularly tedious lecture). So, if you’re ready to embrace the whimsical world of Edward Thomas and his “CollectedPoems,” prepare yourself for a deep dive into the British landscape, replete with all the brooding you can muster. Take this opportunity to marvel at a time when poetry was more than just a few hashtags and Instagram likes. It’s a relic of literary ambition that, despite its quirks, invites you to reflect on the nature of existence with a side of melancholic charm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2421/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/collected-poems-edward-thomas-nov-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber and Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2420 Works Of Bernard Shaw - Saint Joan by Bernard Shaw Ah, the illustrious Works of Bernard Shaw! One might assume that this venerable tome, published in 1953 by Constable and Company, would unveil the secrets of the universe, or perhaps offer sage advice on how to navigate the treacherous waters of post-war British society. However, what you find within these pages is the celebrated play "Saint Joan," where the only advice given is to avoid being burned at the stake—though it does offer some rather entertaining observations on the nature of heroism and martyrdom. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well for Joan! Imagine, if you will, a time when the world was a bit less digital—a quaint era when people gathered in drawing rooms, sipping tea and discussing the latest Shaw play with a mix of reverence and bewilderment. This edition is a delightful relic of that bygone age, complete with a cover that has seen better days, much like the unfortunate Joan herself. The pages may be slightly yellowed, but they are bursting with the vibrant wit and biting social commentary that Shaw is so famous for. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a good critique of medieval politics while lounging on your faded armchair? In "Saint Joan," Shaw presents a complex tapestry of ideas, weaving together themes of faith, nationalism, and the occasional existential crisis. Joan, that spunky heroine, is portrayed not merely as a saint but as a woman who dared to challenge the status quo, much like that one friend who insists on bringing kale chips to your meat feast BBQ. Her bravery, however, doesn’t quite translate into happy endings, suggesting that perhaps it’s best to keep your head down and let the world trundle along its merry way, as you quietly enjoy your own slice of life. As you flip through the pages of this slightly battered masterpiece, you may find yourself pondering whether Joan was truly a visionary or merely an unfortunate figure trapped in the pages of history, destined to inspire debates at dinner parties for centuries. Shaw’s sharp wit provides a humorous lens through which to view this tragic tale, making one wonder if perhaps he was secretly rooting for the establishment the whole time. After all, it seems that the only thing more controversial than a woman with a sword in medieval France is a playwright with a penchant for social criticism. For those of you who appreciate a good laugh mixed with your history lessons, you’ll find Shaw’s ability to dissect human nature and societal norms both entertaining and, dare we say, enlightening. The absurdities of life, wrapped in barbed commentary, are sure to leave you chuckling—if not bewildered—by the end of the play. And what better way to contemplate this than with a second-hand copy that carries the essence of its previous owners—who may well have been philosophers or simply those who enjoyed a good read with a splash of irony? Condition: This used copy of "Works of Bernard Shaw - Saint Joan" is in a condition that could be described as ‘well-loved.’ Expect dog-eared pages, a faint aroma of bygone tea parties, and a cover that might just have seen more action than your average medieval battlefield. If you’re in the market for a book that tells a story as rich as the historical context it portrays—and survives the test of time better than its titular character—then look no further. In summary, if you’re feeling particularly daring and wish to explore themes of unyielding faith and tragic irony, then this edition of "Saint Joan" might just be the vintage literary experience you need. Perhaps you’ll discover that in the grand tapestry of life, it’s not always the fate of the heroine that matters, but rather the laughter and discussion it inspires among those who dare to read. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and embark on a journey through history, humor, and heartbreak—tea not included. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2420/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/saint-joan-nov-2024.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable And Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2419 Works Of Bernard Shaw - Androlecles and the Lion by Bernard Shaw Ah, "Works Of Bernard Shaw - Androcles and the Lion," a tome that marries the theatre of the absurd with a somewhat questionable understanding of both Christian theology and the feline hierarchy of the time. Published in the fine, feathered year of 1957 by Constable And Company, this delightful relic is all set to transport you to a time when playwrights were considered the rock stars of the literary world—though, let’s be honest, the average rock star probably wouldn’t know a lion from a particularly grumpy house cat. In case you were wondering, Bernard Shaw was not just a playwright; he was a cultural institution, a walking contradiction wrapped in an Irish brogue and a tweed jacket. His works, like overripe fruit, are often best experienced with a degree of caution. This particular play revolves around a rather unlikely friendship between a Christian martyr and a lion—a concept that raises more eyebrows than it does philosophical debates. The result is a smorgasbord of wit, sarcasm, and audacity, which might have you asking more questions than it answers. Who knew that lions had such discerning taste in friends? The book’s cover, a striking vista of bold colors, has somehow managed to age like fine wine left in a poorly ventilated cellar. The artwork might provoke an existential crisis or inspire you to contemplate your life choices while curled up in your armchair. Or perhaps it will simply remind you that the 1950s were a time when everything was a bit too optimistic—like a lion contemplating a vegetarian diet. Throughout the pages, you’ll find Shaw’s signature wit, which can be as sharp as a lion’s tooth—or, at times, the equivalent of a rather dull butter knife. You may laugh, you may sigh, and you may even question your own sanity, but one thing’s for certain: you’ll never look at a lion the same way again. This is the kind of literature that would have made your grandma clutch her pearls, although she’d no doubt have a secret stash of Shaw hidden behind the floral curtains. Though written over half a century ago, the themes in "Androcles and the Lion" still resonate—assuming you can sift through the layers of irony and sarcasm. You’ll be left pondering the deeper questions of friendship, love, and whether or not a lion can truly be a friend to humanity, or merely a rather hungry dinner guest. Is it an allegory for the human condition, or just a clever ploy to get your attention while you’re waiting for the kettle to boil? Only Shaw himself could answer that, but alas, he’s been busy discussing the merits of socialism in the afterlife. Condition: Used, but in surprisingly decent shape for a fellow that’s been around since the days when rock and roll was just a twinkle in Elvis’s eye. The spine is intact, but the pages may have that delightful smell of aged paper, which scholars insist is the scent of wisdom, or perhaps just the remnants of someone’s tea. If you’re lucky, you might find the occasional marginalia; perhaps the thoughts of a previous reader who may have enjoyed a bit too much sherry while contemplating the moral dilemmas laid out by Shaw. Remember, it’s not a library book; it’s a conversation starter for your next dinner party, assuming you can find anyone willing to discuss lions over dessert. This particular volume is perfect for anyone who enjoys literary debates, philosophical quandaries, or simply the idea of a Christian martyr befriending a lion. Who knows? By the end, you may just find yourself writing your own version of the story, perhaps featuring a rather bored house cat and a confused dog. As you can see, “Works Of Bernard Shaw - Androcles and the Lion” is more than just a book; it’s a catalyst for intellectual discussions, heavy sighs, and the occasional chuckle, all while you sip your Earl Grey. So, if you’re ready to embrace the quirks of literary history and add a touch of ironic wit to your bookshelf, do consider this enlightening, if not slightly peculiar, offering from Crappy Old Books. Because let’s face it, every bookshelf deserves a little eccentricity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2419/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/androcles-and-the-lion-nov-2024.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable And Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2418 Works Of Bernard Shaw - Pays Pleasant by Bernard Shaw In a world awash with literary pretensions, the 1957 edition of "Works of Bernard Shaw - Pays Pleasant" stands as a monument to the eccentricities of its author and the peculiarities of the era. Hailing from the esteemed (or perhaps disdained) shelves of Constable and Company, this tome is a delightful concoction of Shaw’s wit and wisdom, served with a side of sardonic charm that only a man who once declared, "The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place," could muster. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when an Irish playwright steeped in social criticism decides to take a jaunt into the world of pleasantness, this book might be the answer—or at least an amusing diversion. Picture, if you will, the mid-20th century, where men donned hats and women wore dresses that could double as parachutes. Against this backdrop, our dear Bernard Shaw crafted his unique brand of commentary, a curious blend of sarcasm, philosophy, and a dash of the absurd. With the pages of this book whispering tales of yore (or perhaps just stridently shouting), you may find yourself questioning the very essence of ’pleasantness’ as Shaw leads you through a labyrinth of thoughts that seem both revolutionary and quaintly outdated. Does a author of such prestige really know what ’pleasant’ means, or is it merely a ruse to entice the unsuspecting reader? This volume, presumably wrapped in the warm embrace of vintage binding, invites you to leaf through its pages filled with Shaw’s musings, albeit peppered with that unmistakable sense of irony that makes you wonder if you’ve stumbled upon the world’s wittiest stand-up routine gone awry. From the nuances of human relationships to the absurdities of societal norms, Shaw’s voice echoes through the ages, reminding us that even in our most ’pleasant’ moments, there’s a hint of darkness lurking just beneath the surface. Now, before you rush out to acquire this literary curiosity, prepare yourself for the delightful little quirks that only a used book can provide. The previous owner might have inscribed their thoughts in the margins—perhaps critiques of Shaw’s theories or misguided attempts at poetry. Or maybe, just maybe, they were merely trying to impress someone with their profound understanding of 20th-century drama. Whatever the case, these annotations add a distinct flavour to the experience, making each reading a collaborative affair with a ghostly book club from the past. As you plow through the pages, you may notice that Shaw’s ideas have a curious propensity for igniting debates. One might ponder: is it right to treat the ‘pleasant’ as a commodity? Can happiness be sold in a paperback? Indeed, the philosophical debates that ensue could rival any heated discussion at your local pub, though with a far more refined vocabulary. So, gather your friends, or perhaps your most obstinate foes, and prepare for an evening of literary sparring matches as you dissect the nuances of Shaw’s thoughts. Condition: The spine of this volume has seen better days, much like the hopes of those who have tried to understand Shaw in one sitting. Expect yellowed pages that carry the scent of time, and perhaps a well-placed coffee stain that adds character—no one likes a pristine book anyway, right? A couple of pages may have been lovingly dog-eared by previous readers who simply couldn’t resist the urge to mark their favourite passages. This book has lived, laughed, and perhaps cried, so embrace its imperfections as you embark on your own journey through ‘pleasant’ lands. In a final twist of fate, "Works of Bernard Shaw - Pays Pleasant" is more than just a collection of words; it’s a reflection of a time when literature was a battleground for intellect and humour. This book, available for those unafraid to embrace its quirks, is proudly sold by Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story (or several) just waiting to be discovered. So, summon your inner philosopher and prepare to question everything as you flip through the pages of this literary relic. Who knows, you might just uncover what it means to be ’pleasant’—if you dare to venture forth. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2418/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plays-pleasant-nov-2024.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable And Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2417 British Trees In Colour by Cyril Hart and Charles Raymond Ah, "British Trees in Colour"—a title so earnest it could almost be a family heirloom. Published in 1973 by Michael Joseph Ltd, this book aims to capture the very essence of British arboreal splendor, though one must wonder if the authors, Cyril Hart and Charles Raymond, perhaps had an unspoken rivalry with the trees themselves. Did they spend long, sleepless nights contemplating the invasive, leafy tendencies of the oak, or perhaps engaging in fervent debates over whether the sycamore’s sap was a worthy subject for their artistry? In any case, their work has survived the decades, possibly because trees, unlike us, are too polite to complain. For those who have always wanted to know the exact shade of green that a beech tree is on a sunny Tuesday or the precise hue of brown found only in the bark of a veteran yew, this tome is your ticket. The text is interspersed with colour photographs that, if we are to be generous, could be described as “vintage” in a way that might make you question the very nature of colours themselves. Is that a green, or is it the kind of green that can only be appreciated after a long day of staring at the sky and wondering why you didn’t pursue a career in tree identification? This book is not merely a guide; it’s a manifesto of sorts for those who feel a kinship with nature’s towering giants. It may even encourage you to don a tweed jacket and head out into the wilds of the British countryside, armed with nothing but enthusiasm and perhaps a sketchbook, ready to give the trees a run for their money. But be warned: you might find yourself lost in the thicket of botanical jargon, wondering how a book dedicated to trees could possibly have so many words about "deciduous" and "evergreen," which, frankly, sound like terms better suited for a discussion on whether your cousin should be allowed to bring his new girlfriend to the family reunion. Fancy a bit of trivia? Did you know that at least three different trees can be referenced in a single sentence and still leave you baffled? Hart and Raymond clearly took this as a personal challenge. Their penchant for verbosity might make you question whether they were trying to show off their vocabulary or simply filling space because the publisher insisted on a certain page count. Either way, it’s a delightful read—if only for the sheer audacity to assume that the average person is so enthralled by the minutiae of tree biology that they would want to know about the reproductive cycle of the silver birch. Condition: Used, with the kind of wear that suggests it has been lovingly thumbed through by nature enthusiasts, skeptics, and perhaps a few overly ambitious botanists who mistook this as a field guide. The pages show signs of age resembling your favourite uncle after a particularly spirited family gathering: slightly crumpled, a tad yellowed, and possibly smelling faintly of woodsmoke and nostalgia. Some pages may even contain annotations—an impromptu commentary that could either be illuminating or utterly confounding, depending on your understanding of tree puns. In this cheeky homage to the British tree life, prepare to be dazzled—or at least mildly entertained—by a book that serves as both an educational tool and a curious artifact from a bygone era when people still had hope in hardcovers and the outdoors didn’t involve a Wi-Fi connection. So why not indulge your inner tree-hugger, roll up your sleeves, and take the plunge into a world where leaves reign supreme and the phrase “branching out” takes on a whole new meaning? For just a few pennies, you can own a piece of history and immerse yourself in a manual that few have dared to tackle since its inception. After all, if you can’t connect with the natural world through the medium of aged paper and slightly awkward photography, then what are you even doing with your life? Grab your copy today, as sold by Crappy Old Books, and prepare to take your tree appreciation to the next level—whatever that is! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2417/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/british-trees-in-colour-nov-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael Josep Ltd 9780718111571 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2416 Digging Up The Past by Leonard Woolley Ah, "Digging Up The Past," a title that evokes images of antiquarians in tweed jackets, meticulously brushing dust from ancient relics while sipping lukewarm tea. Leonard Woolley, a name that rings a bell somewhere between ’historical scholar’ and ’slightly eccentric uncle’, takes us on a literary expedition where the past is not just unearthed but presented as a rather dusty relic of its own. First published in 1973 by the ever-reliable Book Club Associates, this tome is like an archaeological dig of a book—layered, somewhat fragmented, and likely to contain a few surprises beneath the surface. Imagine a world where the dust settles not just on artifacts but on the very narrative itself. Woolley leads us through a labyrinth of historical tidbits and whimsical anecdotes, plunging into a past littered with the bones of forgotten civilizations and the odd crumpet. His prose is akin to a well-worn pickaxe—functional but not particularly delicate. One might argue the book acts like a time machine, albeit one that runs on a low battery and occasionally sputters out a very British joke at the most inappropriate moments. For those who fancy themselves amateur historians, this book promises to be an unfiltered look at the art of excavation and the oddities of history that have been buried under layers of time (and possibly a few layers of soil). Woolley’s insights are as enlightening as they are perplexing, leading you through passages that make you question if the past ever really wanted to be found. In this riveting exploration of human folly and the treasures of yore, expect to encounter: Historical references so obscure they might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics. An inexplicable desire to purchase a trowel after reading about Woolley’s adventures. Sentences that meander longer than a Victorian novel with no clear destination. The occasional existential crisis as you ponder why you’re reading about a past that seems more interesting than your own. Footnotes that could rival the length of a small novella; a real Easter egg hunt for those who dare to delve deeper. However, tread carefully, dear reader. The terrain can get a bit rocky, and one might find oneself lost in Woolley’s digressions, swept away by the sheer volume of historical minutiae. Each chapter serves as an excavation site of its own, where revelations are often accompanied by the stench of long-buried truths. You may come for the history, but you’ll likely stay for the delightful quirkiness that Woolley infuses into every page, turning archaeological facts into a delightful romp through our awkward past. Condition: Used, but in a way that suggests it’s been lovingly thumbed through and perhaps even annotated by someone who, at some point, thought they were an amateur archaeologist. Expect pages that might have more wrinkles than a retired politician and the occasional coffee stain that reads like a map of their last excavation. This book is not merely a read but an experience—one that could make you question your life choices or inspire you to don a pith helmet and embark on your own misadventure. As you ponder the layers of history in "Digging Up The Past," remember that Crappy Old Books has lovingly brought this quirky relic back into your life. It may not change your worldview, but it will certainly remind you of the joys of antiquity, even if it’s just the joy of a well-battered cover. So grab your metaphorical shovel and start digging—you never know what delightful nonsense you might unearth among the pages! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2416/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/digging-up-the-past-nov-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2415 The Old Adam by DJ Enright Imagine, if you will, a literary time capsule from 1965, lovingly encased in the pages of a book that has seen better days. Enter "The Old Adam," a title that might imply a philosophical treatise on the nature of humanity, or perhaps a whimsical exploration of man’s eternal struggle against the forces of boredom. Written by the enigmatic DJ Enright, a name that might or might not ring a bell, this work is like a fine cheese—smelly, but with layers of complexity that only the bravest of readers dare to peel back. Now, one might wonder what exactly is lurking in the pages of this tome, originally brought to life by the illustrious Hogarth Press, purveyors of the kind of literature that promises to make you think or, at the very least, nod sagely while sipping a cup of lukewarm tea. Some say "The Old Adam" is a reflection on the duality of human nature; others argue it’s merely a chronicle of a man’s battle with his own laundry, but who are we to judge? Such is the beauty of the literary world, where interpretations are as varied as the number of times you’ve contemplated throwing your socks into the nearest bin. In this book, DJ Enright might just invite you into a world where existential crises are as common as a rainy day in London. The prose is said to be peppered with wry humor and clever observations. Picture a protagonist who, much like your uncle at family gatherings, manages to make even the most mundane topics—like the price of biscuits or the correct way to hang wallpaper—into an epic saga of life and death. It’s a journey that promises to entertain, bemuse, and possibly make you question why you even decided to pick up a book in the first place. But wait! There’s more! "The Old Adam" also offers a treasure trove of delightful quirks that one can only expect from a mid-century British novel. With a cast of characters that could rival a bus stop at rush hour, this book may introduce you to: A philosopher who thinks too much, yet somehow doesn’t think at all. A cat that serves as an unsolicited therapist—because who needs a degree? Moments of intense contemplation that could make a snail yawn. Dialogue so sharp it could slice through the very fabric of time (or at least a good cheese). A plot twist that makes you question your own life choices—were you really supposed to eat that second biscuit? Condition: Used. Collectors of literary curiosities will want to know that this particular copy has been thoroughly loved, or perhaps just dropped a few too many times. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain that appears to have been left by a particularly existential cup of joe, and a spine that creaks like an old wooden door—perfect for those who appreciate that every mark tells a story. The cover, while undoubtedly charming in its own faded way, may leave you pondering the mysteries of life—or simply questioning the previous owner’s taste in bookish décor. So, if you’re ready to embrace the delightful absurdity of life through the lens of DJ Enright’s "The Old Adam," do not hesitate to add this slightly battered tome to your collection. Perhaps it will inspire you to rethink your last laundry day or simply remind you that the ordinary can indeed be extraordinary (or at least mildly amusing). Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every book has a history, and some just have a lot of dust. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2415/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-old-adam-november%202024.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hogarth Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2414 Anthony Trollope An Autobiography by Anthony Trollope In the grand tradition of self-reflection—where egos intertwine with ink—Anthony Trollope’s "An Autobiography" serves as a window not only into the life of a Victorian novelist but also into the peculiarities of 1946 publishing, where the absent ISBN seems to whisper secrets of its own. Published by the illustrious Williams & Norgate Ltd, this instance of literary nostalgia offers a delightful, if somewhat bewildering, glimpse into a time when people had the audacity to think that the written word could provide answers to life’s greatest mysteries, like why on earth one would want to pen their own life story in the first place. Picture this: a balmy Victorian afternoon, with Trollope, moustaches impeccably groomed, perhaps attempting to capture the essence of his own existence while quaffing a cup of tea so strong it could probably power a locomotive. His revelations are profoundly honest, almost alarmingly so, as he dares to open the Pandora’s box of his own character—warts and all. One can only imagine him reclining in an armchair, quill in hand, shaking his head at the absurdity of it all, while the shadows of his characters lurk in the corners, peering over his shoulder, possibly judging him for daring to expose his own mundanity. What can one expect from this foray into Trollopian introspection? Ah, the anticipation is as titillating as a half-baked Yorkshire pudding. Prepare yourself for a meandering exploration of Trollope’s own quirks, the minutiae of his daily routine—could there be a better way to pass the time than recounting how he managed to write a novel while simultaneously fending off the perils of a mundane existence? Spoiler alert: there may be a few chapters dedicated to the noble art of post-dinner digestion. Buckle up! To titillate your curiosity further, here are some of the dazzling gems that may lie within these pages: Trollope’s fearless musings on the nature of work-life balance, or lack thereof. A candid account of his obsession with the postal service, which he may or may not have elevated to a high art form. His views on the art of systematic writing, a process so regimented that it makes military training look like a leisurely stroll in the park. Reflections on his peers—who may have been less than pleased with his candid insights. A series of existential questions that, funnily enough, do not include why he decided to write this autobiography in the first place. But what is a literary self-portrait without its flaws? You might stumble upon passages that delve into topics we can only assume were considered scandalous in his day—like contemplating the productivity of a well-placed tea break. Trollope’s prose flows like a fine Merlot, sometimes rich and full-bodied, other times a tad too fruity, leaving you to ponder whether the man simply enjoyed a good cup of Earl Grey more than he cared to admit. Condition: In the spirit of full disclosure, this tome has seen some days that were perhaps less than glorious. It carries the scratches of time like badges of honour, with pages that might whisper remnants of literary debates once held in heated parlours. The edges are a little worn, and the cover has enough character to rival a minor character in one of his own novels. Still, it remains a solid companion for those who revel in the art of reading between the lines, or even the coffee stains. So, if you find yourself yearning for a glimpse into the mind of a man who wrote about the absurdities of life while grappling with his own, look no further. Anthony Trollope’s "An Autobiography" is available for your perusal, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where the literary past is not merely preserved but lovingly repackaged for your enjoyment. Grab it, and who knows? You might just find a fragment of yourself nestled between the lines, pondering whether life’s greatest stories should ever be told at all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2414/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anthony-trollope-an-autobiography-nov-2024.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Williams & Norgate Ltd no GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2413 The Songs Of The Cold by Edith Sitwell In a world where the frigid embrace of winter is but a fleeting memory, Edith Sitwell’s “The Songs Of The Cold” emerges from the snowy depths of 1945 like an errant snowflake that has lost its way. Published by MacMillan, this book is not merely a collection of poetry; it is a frosty manifesto, a resolute proclamation that the chill of existence is as profound and poetic as any summer’s day. Sitwell, with her typical flair for the dramatic, invites readers to don their metaphorical thermal socks and delve into the icy depths of her imagination. Could it be that Edith, in the aftermath of a world at war, sought to capture the very essence of the coldest months? Or perhaps she simply wanted to pay homage to that most delightful of winter pastimes—grumbling about the weather while sipping tea beside a roaring fire. Regardless, this collection serves as a reminder that not all coldness is created equal. Some is merely atmospheric, while others seep into the very marrow of the soul. Thus, we arrive at a poetic adventure where frost-laden verses collide with the warmth of human experience, creating a curious juxtaposition that may leave you both chilled and warmed. As you turn the pages, you might ponder the many delights hidden within, wondering if the songs of the cold are less about frostbite and more about those tricky emotional landscapes we traverse in the dead of winter. It raises the question: does the cold inspire creativity, or does it simply freeze our thoughts into rigid icicles? With Sitwell’s penchant for vivid imagery and experimental form, be prepared to be both confronted and enchanted by her intricate reflections. One can only assume that readers of the time were rather taken aback by her radian undertones, perhaps leading to heated debates over cups of tea in parlours that had seen better days. After all, poetry in the aftermath of a global conflict could certainly elicit a range of responses, from admiration to outright confusion, much like the British weather itself. You may find yourself questioning whether this book is a celebration of winter’s beauty or a stark reminder of its relentless embrace. The sheer audacity of the title “The Songs Of The Cold” suggests a collection that promises to resonate with anyone who has ever felt the frostbite of loneliness or the shiver of unrequited love. It is as if Sitwell took winter’s chill and crafted it into verse, inviting her readers to sing along to a melody that is both plaintive and jarring. You might find yourself humming a tune that sounds suspiciously like despair, yet exudes a certain charm only the British can appreciate. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this tome bears the marks of its journey through time. The pages, now a delicate yellowing, speak of a life well-lived – with coffee stains and the occasional marginalia that may or may not add to the book’s allure, depending on your perspective. The cover is slightly tattered, but isn’t that just a testament to the many hands that have cradled this literary artifact? As you explore its contents, you might find that the frayed edges of the cover serve as a perfect metaphor for the fragile yet resilient nature of human emotions. If you’re searching for a book that will make you ponder the depths of the human condition while simultaneously contemplating whether it’s too early to turn the heating on, look no further. “The Songs Of The Cold” may not deliver the warmth you expect, but it will undoubtedly wrap you in a cozy blanket of reflective melancholy. So grab a cup of cocoa, settle into your favourite chair, and prepare to experience a winter’s journey through the poignant realms of Sitwell’s imagination. In conclusion, if you’re in need of a literary companion that will evoke both introspection and a dash of irony, this is it. After all, who better than Crappy Old Books to guide you through the frosty corridors of poetry, where every line feels like a breath of cold air against your cheek? Happy reading, and may your songs of the cold bring comfort in the chill of your own literary winter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2413/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-songs-of-the-cold-nov-2024.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2391 Touch Me With Fire by Jeanne Montague In a world where remarkable titles often promise far more than they deliver, Jeanne Montague’s *Touch Me With Fire* stands defiantly at the crossroads of paradox and pretension, like a cat wearing a monocle at a dog show. Released in the heady days of 1981, this Minstrel Book is not just a book; it’s a time capsule of questionable choices, feathered hair, and societal norms that should probably have stayed in the past. One might wonder, as they flip through its well-worn pages, what exactly compelled Montague to reach for this incendiary metaphor, and whether the fire in question could have been better left to the kitchen stove. Set against a backdrop that one can only assume was inspired by a wild combination of disco balls and existential dread, this literary masterpiece (or perhaps ‘masterpiece’ is a stretch) serves as a vibrant reminder of an era where the lines between romance, drama, and unintentional comedy blurred like a badly painted landscape. Our protagonists—who I can only imagine exhibit all the charm of a wet sock—navigate life’s complexities with a level of grace that can only be described as ‘enthusiastically clumsy.’ Each character feels like a relic of a bygone age, almost as if they were plucked from the pages of a magazine that had long since succumbed to mildew. As you saunter through the pages, you’ll encounter a variety of scenes that range from the absurdly melodramatic to the utterly bewildering. The dialogue sparkles with the questionable wit of a second-rate soap opera, while the plot twists resemble those of a cheap carnival ride—thrilling, yes, but your stomach will likely churn from the experience. You might even find yourself asking—if only in jest—whether Montague was perhaps attempting to set fire to the very fabric of literary conventions. Alas, if only she had just settled for a cozy bonfire instead. Should you dare to embark on this literary journey, you can expect a plethora of experiences, including but not limited to: Characters whose decisions defy logic but embrace fashion Subplots that wander off like a dog chasing a squirrel Prose that sometimes seems more interested in word count than coherence Moments of unintentional hilarity that are either a gift or a curse, depending on your sense of humour Scenes that will make you question your taste in literature, and possibly in life Condition: This copy is well-loved, with a few coffee stains that tell tales of late-night pondering over characters’ questionable life choices. The pages have a certain crinkled charm, and the spine creaks like an old man complaining about the youth of today. It’s the perfect companion for those who enjoy the comforting smell of aging paper and the thrill of discovering ‘treasures’ within a book that has seen better days. So, if you’re in the market for a hefty dose of literary ambivalence wrapped up in a cover that may or may not have seen a disco floor or two, then *Touch Me With Fire* is your ticket to a nostalgic rollercoaster ride of questionable decisions. Who knows? You might just find yourself charmed by its absurdity—or at least mildly entertained by the sheer audacity of it all. Crappy Old Books invites you to embrace the quirky and the ironic, one dusty tome at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2391/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/touch-me-with-fire-july-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A Minstrel Book 9780708820667 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2389 The Touch Of Death by John Creasey In the year 1960, when the world was blissfully unaware of the impending saturation of impenetrable plot twists and overly convoluted narratives, John Creasey wielded his pen with all the finesse of a surgeon wielding a scalpel. The Touch of Death, a title that could easily be mistaken for an edgy perfume ad or a particularly intense stage play about existential dread, invites you into a labyrinth of intrigue that will leave you questioning not just your own mortality, but also the decisions that led you to pick up this particular book. Diving into the pages of this literary relic is akin to stepping into a time capsule, only instead of discovering vintage fashion or classic vinyl, you’re met with a kaleidoscope of quirky characters who seem to have more secrets than a high school reunion. The plot, a delightful tangle of misdirection and suspense, might just make you ponder whether Creasey had a penchant for plotting murders over tea and crumpets while simultaneously considering a career in cryptic crossword puzzle creation. With each turn of the page, you are likely to encounter a plethora of elements that scream ’classic crime thriller’ while simultaneously whispering, ‘What on earth was I thinking?’ You’ll find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality as Creasey deftly juggles motives, alibis, and the occasional surprise twist that might just leave you laughing—or perhaps it’s just your own bemusement at the sheer audacity of it all. Perhaps you’ll meet a detective whose methods seem dangerously outdated, arriving at conclusions that would make a modern-day sleuth roll their eyes so hard they might just need a visit to the optometrist. Or you might stumble upon a villain so theatrical that they could easily be mistaken for an overzealous actor auditioning for a low-budget drama. Either way, you’re in for a ride that’s both thrilling and, let’s be honest, mildly absurd. Now, if you are pondering the book’s condition after it’s graced the shelves of Crappy Old Books, fret not! We pride ourselves on transparency—our books have a history, much like that distant uncle who always seems to show up uninvited at family gatherings. They bear the marks of time, character, and perhaps a few coffee stains that only add to their charm. Condition: Used. Expect some pages that have been lovingly thumbed through, a spine that may have seen better days, and a few dog-eared corners that whisper secrets of readers past. Think of it as a conversation starter, or better yet, a whimsical piece of art that showcases just how much life can be lived through a book that has been around a bit longer than your average pop star. But do not let the book’s slightly worn exterior fool you; within these pages lies a world crafted with such peculiar finesse that you may find yourself wondering if you’ve stumbled upon a cult classic that somehow escaped your attention. Every paragraph is a reminder that, much like our own lives, not everything is perfectly polished. In conclusion, should you find yourself in the mood for a jaunt down the winding lanes of crime fiction where the stakes are high, the characters are delightfully eccentric, and the plot is as tangled as the cords of your old headphones, look no further than The Touch of Death. Grab a copy today and let it transport you to a time when literature was an adventure rather than a chore. After all, who doesn’t want to experience death by touch, however metaphorical it may be? Come visit Crappy Old Books and introduce yourself to this one-of-a-kind find—your bookshelf will thank you, if indeed it can express gratitude without sprouting legs and running away! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2389/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-touch-of-death-july-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2388 The Swiss Family Robinson by JR Wyss The Swiss Family Robinson Dust jacket in reasonable condition although bits missing Date unknown but it cost 6/- https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2388/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-swiss-family-robinson-july-2024.jpg 23.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Nelson Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2387 Howards End by EM Forster Howards End Lots of helpful notes to indicate where you should be paying attention. Cover is also helpfully enhanced to make the woman look more miserable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2387/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/howards-end-july-2024.jpg 4.62 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140431759 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2386 Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier Step right up and prepare yourself for a literary ride through the intricacies of memory, jealousy, and the perils of marrying a guy whose first wife is a literal haunting. In Daphne du Maurier’s ’Rebecca’, originally published long before you could binge-watch a series in a single afternoon, you’ll find a tale so rich in gothic tension that it practically drips with intrigue. Set against the backdrop of a sprawling estate — because nothing says “I love you” quite like a good old-fashioned mansion filled with shadows and secrets — this novel will have you questioning whether a cozy home is merely a well-decorated prison. Our unnamed protagonist is a classic case of “Why am I here?” as she flits about, desperately trying to measure up to the ghostly influence of her predecessor, Rebecca. Imagine having to live in the shadow of someone who not only stole your husband’s heart but also seems to keep winning it back from the grave. Spoiler alert: Rebecca’s just a bit more than a fleeting memory; she’s more like the world’s most tenacious housemate. And in case you’ve ever wondered how one might go about being haunted by someone who’s actually dead, this book is your answer. One can’t help but admire the way du Maurier spins a tale filled with psychological turmoil and that ever-elusive British charm that makes you want to sip tea while simultaneously contemplating your life choices. With the moody Manderley estate as both setting and character, you’ll find yourself ensnared in a plot so thick you might need a map to navigate through the family secrets lurking behind the curtains. It’s as if the house itself is a character, and frankly, it’s got a bit more personality than our dear narrator. As you turn the pages, prepare for a delightful array of British eccentricities, questionable decisions, and a love story that’s as complicated as trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. The protagonist’s journey is not just one of self-discovery, but also of figuring out how to avoid becoming a footnote in someone else’s tragic love story. And isn’t that something we can all relate to? Who hasn’t felt like an unwelcome guest at their own life party? But enough about the plot! Let’s delve into the real treasure here — the emotional rollercoaster that will have you questioning your own romantic choices while simultaneously rooting for the all-too-familiar “dowdy” protagonist. What’s not to love about a book that manages to make being insecure sound like a riveting pastime? It’s practically a manual on how to navigate relationships while constantly feeling like you’re one awkward social interaction away from a full-blown existential crisis. Condition: You might find that this particular copy has seen better days, much like the protagonist’s mental state. Expect some dog-eared pages, the occasional tea stain, and the unmistakable scent of nostalgia wafting from the crevices. It adds a certain charm, really — a bit like the character development, if one were to be generous. It’s a little worn, but then again, aren’t we all? So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to keep you on the edge of your seat (and perhaps questioning the very nature of your relationships), ’Rebecca’ is the perfect companion for those long, dreary evenings when you need a reminder that life doesn’t come with an instruction manual. It’s a piece of literary history that, like all good tea, only gets better with a bit of age. Join the ranks of readers who have traversed the tumultuous paths of Manderley, and immerse yourself in the high drama of jealousy and deception. After all, what’s better than reading about someone else’s melodrama when you can’t quite get your own life together? Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a uniquely British experience that you’ll likely ponder over for days — or at least until your next Netflix series distracts you from your literary musings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2386/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rebecca-july-2024.jpg 0.05 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330247092 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2385 The Unforgiving by Eva Zumwalt Welcome to a world where redemption is about as likely as finding a needle in a haystack, and where compassion gets lost somewhere between the first chapter and the last. In "The Unforgiving," Eva Zumwalt serves up a tale so bleak and emotionally starved, you might mistake it for a manual on how to not win friends and influence people—assuming you even have any friends left after reading it. The year is 1982, and Tower Publishing has unleashed this literary curiosity onto an unsuspecting public, possibly in an effort to thin out the competition in the “misery” genre. Set against a backdrop that likely resembles the inside of a particularly dreary pub on a rainy Tuesday afternoon, "The Unforgiving" delivers a narrative as unforgiving as its title. It plunges headlong into the lives of characters who seem to have taken a vow of perpetual disgruntlement. These folks are so fixated on their grievances, they could probably teach a masterclass on holding grudges—except they wouldn’t bother, because that would require a smidge of collaboration and perhaps even a hint of joy. The tone of the book oscillates wildly, not unlike an old radio tuned to the wrong frequency. One moment you’re wading through philosophical musings on the futility of existence, and the next, you’re jolted by a plot twist that makes you question whether the author had actually intended to write a comedy but got lost in an existential crisis instead. You read on, convinced that a light at the end of the tunnel must be coming, only to find it’s merely the reflection of a rather grim streetlight through a rain-smeared window. In a narrative rife with what can only be described as emotional purgatory, readers may find joy in spotting the occasional glimmer of dark humour. It’s a bit like discovering a rogue crumpet hidden behind the other stale baked goods in your pantry—it’s there, but it’s hardly a cause for celebration. Characters reveal themselves through their faults and failings, creating a rich tapestry of dysfunction that makes you wonder if Zumwalt had some personal vendetta against happiness. Among the many delights (or should we say “delights”?) of this book, you may find: A protagonist who could rival Eeyore in the misery department. Dialogue that sounds suspiciously like it was lifted from a soap opera written during a particularly gloomy week. Subplots that twist and turn but ultimately lead to nowhere, much like a roundabout in a small town. A pervasive sense of hopelessness that makes you want to hug your nearest houseplant. Character arcs so flat they could serve as a welcome mat. Condition: Used. The pages have that delightful yellowed patina of age, accompanied by a few smudges that indicate previous readers were likely snacking while contemplating their life choices. The spine is slightly creased, suggesting this book has been through some heavy emotional turmoil—or perhaps just the hands of multiple bemused readers. One can only hope it hasn’t been read too often under the influence of a particularly strong cup of tea, as that might have resulted in even more stains and existential crises. In conclusion, if you find yourself drawn to tales that serve as a cautionary note against emotional investment, "The Unforgiving" might just be the book for you. It’s perfect for those days when the weather matches your mood or when you’d prefer to wallow in someone else’s despair rather than deal with your own. You can find this rather grim specimen at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more battered than the spines is the hope for a happy ending. Go on, give it a read—it’s like a window into a world where optimism is but a fleeting shadow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2385/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-unforgiving-july-2024.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tower 9780505518040 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2384 Operation Vendetta by Nick Carter In the annals of literary history, few tomes have evoked such a palpable sense of nostalgia mixed with a dash of bewilderment as Nick Carter’s 1983 classic, "Operation Vendetta." Hailing from the illustrious Charter publishing house—where dreams of espionage and intrigue are spun from the finest polyester—this book is not just a novel; it’s an experience, a commitment, and potentially a questionable life choice. Readers are invited to don their fanciest bell-bottoms and pour themselves a suspiciously neon cocktail as they embark on this twisty adventure that promises to be as convoluted as the hairdos of its era. As one gently flips through the pages of "Operation Vendetta," one might be struck by the sheer audacity of its ambition. The cover art alone—bold, brash, and perhaps a little too eager—could blind bystanders and entice them into a world where espionage is executed with the finesse of a toddler wielding a finger paint brush. Rumour has it that the author, Nick Carter, was inspired by a fever dream involving secret agents and a particularly aggressive game of charades with his neighbours. The result? A plot that may or may not involve geopolitical shenanigans, ill-advised romantic entanglements, and enough plot holes to accommodate a small family of rabbits. This book is the literary equivalent of a VHS tape found in the back of a dusty video rental store, partially obscured by a pile of forgotten treasures. Each turn of the page reveals a new level of absurdity. Readers might find themselves pondering profound questions such as: “What is a vendetta, really?” and “Why is our hero’s hair so unnaturally voluminous?” It’s as if Carter set out to explore the human condition through the lens of a thriller, only to get distracted by a particularly shiny typewriter and a cold cup of tea. Impeccable 1980s fashion choices that may cause sudden urges to grow a mullet. Unintentionally hilarious dialogue that could rival a school play gone awry. Plot twists that are twistier than a pretzel at a German beer garden. Characters so one-dimensional they might as well be cardboard cutouts. A healthy dose of melodrama that makes daytime television look like Shakespeare. For the discerning aficionado of vintage pulp fiction, "Operation Vendetta" offers a rich tapestry of misadventures that might just redefine your understanding of the term “page-turner.” However, be prepared; it’s not for the faint of heart—or the easily baffled. Each chapter is a leap of faith into a world where logic takes a back seat and absurdity is the driver, careening wildly down the expressway of literary history. Condition: This volume has been lovingly pre-owned, exhibiting all the signs of a well-loved book that has perhaps seen more coffee cups than actual readers. Expect slightly dog-eared pages, a spine that may be more flexible than the author’s sense of realism, and the faint scent of nostalgia mingling with something that might be a long-forgotten snack. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of imperfection and the charm of a book that has lived a little. So, whether you’re a spy thriller enthusiast or an unwitting tourist in the 1980s, "Operation Vendetta" beckons you with a wink and an extravagant hair flip. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where we promise this book will not only entertain but also serve as a delightful conversation starter—especially if you want to bewilder your friends with tales of questionable literary choices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2384/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/operation-vendetta-july-2024.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter 9780441634309 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2383 Emma Sparrow by Marie Joseph In a world teetering precariously between the quaint charm of the 1980s and the impending chaos of the digital age, Marie Joseph’s “Emma Sparrow” flutters onto the literary scene with all the grace of a pigeon landing on a freshly washed car. Published in 1981 by Arrow, this book promises to be a compelling, albeit peculiar, exploration of life, love, and perhaps a bit of existential dread—all wrapped up in a cover that looks as if it were designed in a particularly fervent acid-wash denim frenzy. Our protagonist, Emma Sparrow, is clearly named for her propensity to flit about like a bewildered bird, unsure whether she prefers the safety of her nest or the thrill of the unknown skies. Is she searching for love or merely the next best brunch spot that serves avocado toast? As we journey through her life, you’ll find that the plot may be as tangled as a pair of earphones in the bottom of a handbag, providing readers with both amusement and mild frustration. One can only wonder if Ms. Joseph intended to reflect the chaotic nature of the human condition or if she simply lost track of her outline. Readers may find themselves questioning whether Emma’s sporadic decisions are a result of youthful naivety or a clever critique on the absurdity of societal expectations. If you’re a fan of narratives that skip along the surface of profundity while occasionally tripping over their own metaphors, then “Emma Sparrow” is your ticket to a literary amusement park—albeit one that’s slightly dilapidated and hasn’t seen maintenance since the first Reagan administration. As the pages unfold, you might encounter a smattering of eccentric secondary characters who are as memorable as a one-hit-wonder song from the same era. They parade in and out of Emma’s life, leaving behind fragments of insight and confusion that echo the sentiments of an era that was both vibrant and bewilderingly mundane. You’ll meet: The best friend who’s definitely been in therapy longer than any of us. The love interest who resembles a rebellious member of a boy band, but with less charisma. A cat that likely steals the show, probably with its own subplot. The wise elder who imparts wisdom that feels suspiciously like a Hallmark card. The occasional existential crisis that crops up during an otherwise mundane afternoon. Condition: Gently used, with a few creases that suggest it has lived through its fair share of late-night reading sessions. Pages are yellowed, not unlike the memories of a particularly eccentric family gathering. The cover, while still colorful, bears the smudges and fingerprints of a reader who may have been enjoying their tea a little too enthusiastically. It’s the kind of book that, while imperfect, possesses a certain charm—much like the protagonist herself. “Emma Sparrow” serves as an ironic reminder that not all literary flights are smooth, but the occasional turbulence makes for a far more entertaining read. Whether you’re looking to reminisce about the days when hair was big and personal computers were just starting to look like something other than space-age novelties, or if you simply want a quirky companion for your next rainy afternoon, this book has you covered. Just don’t expect it to change your life; it’s more likely to leave you pondering the meaning of it all while simultaneously wondering where you put your keys. So, if you’re ready to embrace the delightful oddities of life through the eyes of Emma Sparrow, you might want to grab this used copy before it flutters off to some unsuspecting reader! Available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beautifully eccentric, the delightfully worn, and the stories that refuse to fit neatly into any box—much like Emma herself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2383/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/emma-sparrow-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099283102 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2382 Let Sleeping Vets Lie by James Herriot In the illustrious realm of veterinary literature, few tomes spark the kind of intrigue that "Let Sleeping Vets Lie" does, not least because the title suggests a certain level of ennui better suited for a Sunday couch potato than the gallant, mud-streaked warrior of the animal kingdom. Authored by the renowned James Herriot, whose name is practically synonymous with the whir of the vet’s van and the curious sounds of livestock in distress, this 1975 masterpiece promises a voyage through the gentle chaos and unrelenting charm of rural veterinary practice. It’s a noble effort to convince you that the life of a vet is more than just waiting for a cat to cough up a hairball. Set against the backdrop of misty moors and the occasional overzealous sheep, Herriot’s prose is as comforting as a cup of lukewarm tea left unattended while you ponder life’s most pressing questions, such as, “Why do we allow our pets to dictate our social calendars?” Readers will find themselves immersed in a world where the only thing more unpredictable than a wayward cow is the emotional rollercoaster experienced during a routine visit. Expect tales of high drama, unexpected heroism, and, of course, that one time someone thought a pig was pregnant when it was merely enjoying a particularly large breakfast. As you meander through the pages, you will be regaled with anecdotes that teeter precariously between the absurd and the profoundly poignant. With each chapter, Herriot serves up a delightful buffet of veterinary escapades that are as likely to inspire laughter as they are to evoke sympathy for animals who may or may not have a long-standing grudge against humanity. This book is not merely a collection of stories, but an invitation to revel in the unsung awkwardness of animal life with the kind of earnestness that only a true vet could muster. But let’s not get carried away with the charm; the reality of vet life is often as messy as the various bodily fluids one might encounter in the field (or the living room, depending on your pet’s preferences). Herriot writes with a remarkable candidness that is so raw, it might just make you reconsider your plans for a pet hamster. After all, who needs the hassle when you can revel in the tales of a man whose most profound thoughts often occur while trying to extract a stubborn splinter from a sheep’s hoof? Condition: This copy, previously loved and perhaps abused, bears the marks of time like a seasoned vet who has seen it all. Expect dog-eared pages and the occasional doodle—possibly the work of a former owner who took their admiration for Herriot to an entirely new level. There’s something undeniably charming about the slightly yellowed pages and the nostalgic scent of forgotten tea, making this book a perfect companion for those cozy nights away from the wild world of pet ownership. Includes an impressive array of animal-related puns that may cause snorts of laughter or groans of despair. Features delightful illustrations that perfectly capture the essence of critters in various states of disarray. Contains stories so captivating that you may just forget your own pets are plotting their escape. Offers a glimpse into the dark underbelly of pet ownership, which involves more than just buying kibble. Encourages contemplation of life choices, especially those concerning the adoption of overly ambitious animals. In conclusion, whether you’re a seasoned vet yourself, a pet parent contemplating the ever-looming threat of disaster, or simply an avid reader with an insatiable curiosity for the absurd twists of life, "Let Sleeping Vets Lie" promises a charmingly chaotic experience. Grab a cup of tea, perch yourself in your favorite armchair, and prepare to lose yourself in the whimsical world of Herriot’s veterinary adventures, available through the lovely assortment at Crappy Old Books—where we take pride in offering you a window into literary pasts with questionable conditions but undeniable character. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2382/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/let-sleeping-vets-lie-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330241564 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2380 Dragons Fire by Ralph Hayes In a year that brought us disco and platform shoes, Ralph Hayes unleashed a literary creature with a flair as fiery as a dragon’s breath. "Dragons Fire," the 1979 tome published by Leisure Books, is not just another entry in the crowded field of speculative fiction; it’s a veritable firework display of questionable plotlines and characters that might make you question your life choices. With no ISBN to anchor it in the annals of academic legitimacy, this book is a true relic of a time when we threw caution—and coherent storytelling—to the wind. Prepare yourself for an explosion of ideas that seem to have been pulled from a dragon’s lair of whimsy and chaos. The narrative invites readers on an adventure that is as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof. Expect the unexpected as you wade through prose that dances awkwardly between engaging and bewildering. Here, dragons don’t merely breathe fire; they seem to breathe confusion, as our hero—or perhaps anti-hero—embarks on a quest that might just be a metaphor for the author’s own struggle with his typewriter. One might wonder what inspired Hayes to pen such a masterpiece. Was it a fever dream brought on by too many late-night cups of tea, or perhaps a challenge to see how many adjectives he could cram into a single paragraph? Whatever the reason, the result is an experience that can only be described as delightfully odd. It’s the kind of book that leaves you thinking, "Did I just read that, or was I inadvertently summoned to an alternative reality?" The characters in "Dragons Fire" are as colorful as the cover art, which features a dragon that looks suspiciously like it was drawn by someone who had only a vague understanding of what dragons are meant to look like. There’s the dashing rogue with a penchant for bad puns, the wise old sage who clearly has not read the latest trends in wizardry, and a host of side characters who appear and vanish like poorly animated extras in a low-budget fantasy film. They all contribute to the chaos that is sure to leave you chuckling, if not scratching your head in bewilderment. If you’re wondering what themes weave through this curious tapestry, then prepare for a blend of fire and whimsy that somehow manages to tackle the issues of heroism, friendship, and the occasional existential crisis—all while ignoring the rules of grammar. Hayes seems to have taken a page from the “more is more” philosophy, delivering a narrative that feels like a buffet of tropes, served with a side of “Why not?” Condition: Used. This copy has clearly traveled through time and space, bearing the marks of its dashing adventures. Expect dog-eared pages that hint at previous readers’ bemusement, a cover that has seen better days (perhaps before the dawn of the VHS), and a spine that crackles with potential—like the dragon itself. It might not be pristine, but it certainly has character, much like the cast of characters within its pages. With "Dragons Fire," you’re not just getting a book; you’re acquiring a conversation starter, a comedic relic, and a ticket to a world where logic takes a holiday. So why not add this peculiar piece of literary history to your collection? The joy of second-hand books is that they hold stories of their own, and this one has certainly seen some lively discussions over cups of Earl Grey. Whether you’re a seasoned collector or simply on the lookout for something that will make you question your reading habits, you’ll find that this quirky offering from Crappy Old Books promises to deliver a delightful experience—if only for the sheer audacity of its existence. Embrace the absurd, and who knows? You might even find yourself laughing out loud at the very dragons you once feared. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2380/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dragons-fire-july-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Leisure Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2378 On The Long Tide by Laura Krey In the glorious year of 1968, when bell-bottoms and psychedelic patterns were all the rage, Laura Krey decided to throw her hat into the literary ring with her audaciously titled novel, "On The Long Tide." What might you expect from a title that evokes images of endless ocean waves and perhaps a hint of philosophical pondering? Perhaps a tale that ebbs and flows like the tides themselves, or a narrative that washes over you with the grace of a gentle sea breeze? Spoiler alert: you’d be wrong. This book is less about the romance of the sea and more about the hilariously convoluted relationships and existential musings of its characters, all performed against a backdrop that could only be described as ’vaguely nautical.’ Imagine, if you will, a cast of characters who seem to have been plucked from a misfit’s convention, each with quirks that would make even the most seasoned socialite raise a bemused eyebrow. You might find a reclusive fisherman who talks to his nets as if they’re long-lost friends, a poet who carries a bottle of seawater everywhere he goes, and a woman whose obsession with marine life makes her an unlikely expert on mollusks. Their lives, intertwined like the tangled seaweed that adorns the shore, unfold in a manner that is far from linear. You’ll find yourself wondering if it’s the tides that are long or if it’s the narrative itself that refuses to get to the point. But wait, there’s more! The prose is buoyed by Krey’s penchant for the peculiar, crafting sentences that twist and turn like a ship lost in a storm. You can almost hear the creaking of the wood and smell the briny air as you navigate her idiosyncratic style. It is a wild ride, often leaving readers wondering if they’re drifting out to sea or merely taking a leisurely stroll along the sand. Each chapter is a wave that may crash down upon you with surprising force or gently lap at your feet, depending on Krey’s whims. And who knows? There might even be a philosophical musing or two about the futility of human existence mixed in with discussions about the best way to prepare calamari. As you delve deeper into "On The Long Tide," prepare for the unexpected. You might encounter existential crises that arise during a fishing trip, or a romance that blossoms not under the moonlight but rather next to a pile of discarded lobster traps. Krey’s characters are not just swimming in the sea of life; they’re flailing about like inexperienced swimmers, unsure of whether they’re competing in the Olympics or merely trying to avoid drowning in their own melodrama. If you’re lucky, you might even spot Krey’s attempts at depth—metaphorical or otherwise—peeking through in the form of clumsy symbolism about the relationship between man and nature. Or perhaps it’s just her way of justifying the odd tangents her characters go on. Whichever it may be, "On The Long Tide" is a delightfully chaotic exploration of the absurdity of human connections, wrapped in a rather nautical package that may or may not have been inspired by a week-long vacation gone awry. Condition: Used, yet still brimming with that vintage charm that only a second-hand book can offer. Expect some yellowing pages and perhaps a faint whiff of the sea—speculative, of course, since it may also be a lingering odor from the previous owner’s fish-and-chips binge. This book is for those who appreciate character-driven chaos and enjoy deciphering the delightful oddities of mid-century literature. In conclusion, if you find yourself yearning for a literary experience that combines the absurdity of life with the unpredictable nature of the ocean, look no further. "On The Long Tide" is waiting for you, much like a slightly battered lifeboat from the 1960s—ready to take you on a journey that may or may not lead to enlightenment. Just be sure to grab your sense of humor and a life vest, because you’re in for a ride with Crappy Old Books! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2378/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-the-long-tide-july-2024.jpg 10.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Popular Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2377 Cops by Mark Baker In a world where the only thing more confusing than justice is the inexplicable allure of high-waisted trousers, Mark Baker’s 1985 masterwork, "Cops," emerges like a cat in a bowler hat—utterly unexpected yet somehow fitting in a bizarrely English way. Published by the illustrious Abacus, which is neither a mathematical tool nor a mystical creature, this volume invites you to unravel the enigma of law enforcement through the lens of a peculiar time when shoulder pads were not just a fashion statement but a lifestyle choice. Picture a time when the British police force was as much about tea breaks as it was about tackling crime. Baker, possibly inspired by a deep-seated obsession with both the complexities of the human psyche and the minimum wage of a constable, delves into the absurd underbelly of the policing world. What can you expect? Well, one could speculate about a thrilling ride of sirens and bureaucracy, though, knowing Baker, we might just end up with a lengthy discussion about the merits of custard creams versus digestives during stakeouts. The book promises a delightful blend of irony and insight, showcasing how the officers of the law are, perhaps, just as baffled by the rules they enforce as the average citizen is by the rules of cricket. "Cops" asks the age-old question: What happens when the protectors of society become the subjects of absurdity? It’s a veritable potpourri of musings that could fill a pub quiz or a particularly dull evening at home. Readers may find themselves pondering some of life’s biggest questions, such as: How do you catch a criminal when your biggest crime is forgetting your radio? Do police officers have to attend training courses on how to handle public disdain? What really happens during those long, lonely hours in the station’s break room? Is there an official handbook detailing how to master the art of making small talk with suspects? Can one develop a deep emotional connection with a set of handcuffs? With a sardonic wit that could rival a stand-up comic at The Comedy Store on a slow night, Baker crafts a narrative that feels less like a police procedural and more like an elaborate scheme to poke fun at the very essence of authority. The book floats between realms of dark humour and earnest reflection, while possibly offering readers a newfound appreciation for the individual quirks of those tasked with upholding the law, or at least trying not to trip over their own shoelaces while doing so. Condition: This used copy of "Cops," as sold by Crappy Old Books, embodies the spirit of the ’80s. Expect pages that crackle like a vinyl record from the same era, along with the occasional coffee stain that adds a certain je ne sais quoi. The cover features a design that could only be described as "what were they thinking?"—a veritable time capsule of questionable artistic choices. It’s a book that has lived, breathed, and perhaps even been accidentally dropped in a puddle, which serves only to enhance its character. So why not take a chance on "Cops"? It might just furnish you with the kind of insights that make you the life of the dinner party—or at least provide a solid excuse to linger longer by the cheese platter while you regale your friends with tales of Baker’s peculiar take on policing. After all, in a world filled with meticulously curated bookshelves, isn’t it refreshing to embrace something wonderfully, unapologetically flawed? Dive into the delightful chaos that is "Cops," and who knows, you might just find yourself chuckling at the absurdities of life and law enforcement alike. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2377/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cops-july-2024.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349102412 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2376 The Black Death by Nick Carter Ah, "The Black Death" by Nick Carter, a splendidly macabre adventure that promises to whisk you away to a time when plague was the fashion accessory of choice, and symptoms were all the rage—quite literally. Published in 1970 by Award Books, this tome offers a delightful romp through a world where death was not merely an endpoint but a lifestyle choice (albeit a rather grim one). One can only imagine the author, quill in hand, chuckling to himself as he scribbled stories of pestilence and paleness amidst the era of disco and bright colors. How avant-garde! With no ISBN to tether itself to the modern world, this volume is like that unpredictable friend who always shows up uninvited but somehow manages to entertain you with wild tales of plague pits and medieval doctors in their stylish beaked masks. The illustrations, or lack thereof, might prompt an imaginative journey of your own, where you can visualize the sights, sounds, and smells of a world teetering on the brink of ecological collapse—a setting that’s seen a renaissance in our current day and age. In a clever twist, Carter seems to have taken the concept of a gripping narrative and turned it into a sprawling canvas of infectious anecdotes and the occasional cough. If you’ve ever found yourself dreaming of a time when societal collapse was just a sneeze away, then this book is like a time machine to the 14th century, albeit one that occasionally breaks down and leaves you stranded in a petri dish of despair. As you flip through the pages, prepare for an experience that might include but is not limited to the following: Gory descriptions that make your morning coffee feel a tad unappetizing. Unintended lessons in medieval hygiene (or the lack thereof). Characters whose life expectancy is drastically shorter than the average paperback. Intriguing insights into societal norms that prioritize survival over sensible behavior. Curiously prophetic parallels to modern-day catastrophes that will surely haunt you during your evening news broadcast. Condition: Used—much like the lives of the unfortunate souls depicted within, this book bears the marks of time. The cover may have seen better days, boasting only a few scuffs and whispers of yellowing pages, yet it still holds a certain charm akin to a timeworn suit that has managed to stay in style (or at least retro). Each page turned might reveal the enigmatic remnants of previous owners, perhaps some fervent underlining or the occasional note in the margin that reads, "Why did they not just wash their hands?" How delightfully anachronistic! In a world where historical accounts often get glossed over with a shiny coat of optimism, Nick Carter’s "The Black Death" serves as a commendable reminder that some parts of history are better left unpolished. As the title suggests, this isn’t just any book; it’s a foray into the depths of human folly, complete with all the gruesome details you never knew you needed in your literary diet. So, if you’re in the market for a book that’s both a conversation starter and a conversation ender, look no further. Perfect for coffee tables, dusty shelves, or as a gift for that friend who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space during flu season. Remember, only at Crappy Old Books can you find such literary treasures that are as entertaining as they are educational, all while leaving you with a slight cough and an existential dread that lingers long after the last page is turned. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2376/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-black-death-july-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Award Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2374 The Rainbow Trail by Zane Grey Ah, "The Rainbow Trail," the title that evokes images of galloping horses, sun-drenched canyons, and perhaps even a pot of gold at the end of a particularly reflective journey. Zane Grey, that venerable bard of the American West, takes us on yet another romp through the dusty trails of yesteryears, with prose so vivid it could almost make you forget that the only trail you’ve ever ridden is to the local grocery store. Published in 1956 by Nelson Westerns, this book is for those who find themselves asking, "Where’s the nearest saloon, and can I order a sarsaparilla?" Set against the backdrop of the Wild West, where the only thing more abundant than tumbleweeds is the melodrama, you might wonder if this novel is a thrilling ride or an arduous trek through the literary desert. Zane Grey, with his trusty lasso of adjectives, wrangles together a narrative that promises adventure, romance, and all the excitement of a cattle drive—minus the pesky cattle. If you have a penchant for dodging realism and galloping towards the horizon of escapism, this book might just fit the bill. But be warned: it’s also filled with musings on life, love, and the inexplicably vast emptiness of the human soul, all framed in a landscape where cactus spikes might be the least of your worries. In this curious little tome, you’ll find characters that could be lifted directly from a dusty deck of playing cards—each with their own quirks and flaws that make them as appealing as they are perplexing. Will our hero find true love, or will he get sidetracked by a herd of wild mustangs? It’s a gamble akin to playing poker with the devil himself. Spoiler alert: you may want to keep a bucket of ice water nearby, because the tension can reach fever pitch, and not just from the summer heat. But what is a story without a cast of characters to baffle and amuse us? If you’re looking to meet: The rugged cowboy with a heart of gold and a penchant for dramatic monologues. The enigmatic love interest who seems to have walked straight out of a sepia-toned photograph. The grizzled old-timer who knows “the way things were” and isn’t shy about telling you—again and again. The villain whose dastardly schemes might actually make you root for the cowboy (or at least begrudgingly tolerate him). And maybe a few talking animals, if you squint hard enough at the text. Condition: This copy is used, which means it has seen its fair share of misadventures—probably crammed into someone’s saddlebag or lodged between a pile of dusty cowboy boots. The cover bears the scars of time, with creases that tell tales of their own and dog-eared pages resembling a well-loved armchair. The spine has a certain resilience, as if it has endured the trials of countless read-throughs, yet it remains defiantly intact, much like your inner adventurer. Expect a whiff of nostalgia and the faint imprint of an unnamed reader’s coffee ring—a testament to the book’s many life chapters. So if you’re in the market for a literary ride that may not get you to your desired destination but will certainly take you on a roundabout journey through the land of hyperbole and heroics, "The Rainbow Trail" could be your ticket. It’s the kind of book that might make you ponder the meaning of life while simultaneously wishing you had a sturdy pair of boots and the courage to face a rattlesnake or two. As you peruse the shelves of Crappy Old Books, consider adding this slightly battered slice of Americana to your collection. After all, who wouldn’t want to own a piece of literary history that’s as unpredictable as the weather in the West? Happy reading—or should we say, happy wandering! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2374/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rainbow-trail-july-2024.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson Westerns no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2373 Relief Without Drugs by Ainslie Meares In a time not too far gone, when bell-bottoms were still considered fashion statements and the scent of patchouli wafted through the air, Ainslie Meares brought us "Relief Without Drugs"—a title that dances charmingly on the edge of irony. Published in 1974 by Fontana, this book offers an intriguing peek into a bygone era where the slogan "mind over matter" somehow seemed more avant-garde and less like a bad motivational poster. Why bother with the side effects of pharmaceuticals when you can just meditate your way to bliss? Meares, a true pioneer, sways us with promises of tranquility, mindfulness, and the kind of serene existence one might expect from a particularly enlightened tortoise. In chapters adorned with the kind of charm only a mid-century self-help book can possess, the author invites you to channel your inner peace and potentially wear some tie-dye while doing it. Throughout these well-loved pages, you will discover methods so radical they could have changed the course of human history—if only everyone had a copy. Practiced techniques purportedly include breathing exercises that may or may not involve sounding like a wheezing bagpipe and visualization methods that could lead to an existential crisis if taken too literally. It’s a wild ride through the mind, with Meares as your whimsical guide, promoting a lifestyle that makes one wonder if perhaps all those 1970s health trends were just an elaborate prank. As you thumb through these pages, it’s impossible to ignore the delightful typography reminiscent of an era where aesthetics meant using a typewriter and a lot of white-out. The illustrations, if you’re lucky enough to find them, have an almost surreal charm that could inspire both admiration and confusion in equal measure. Is that a lotus flower or a poorly drawn alien? You may never know. This book is the perfect companion for anyone who has ever felt the need to ponder their existence while sipping herbal tea or for those who simply want to fill their shelves with something that prompts guests to raise an eyebrow and ask, “What on Earth is this?” Adorned with anecdotes that skirt perilously close to the absurd, it’s sure to ignite conversations—or at least puzzled expressions. Condition: Used. This copy has clearly seen a few peaceful moments and possibly some questionable yoga sessions. Expect dog-eared pages, a cover that may resemble a mood ring, and a spine that creaks like an old man getting off the sofa. Some sections might even contain existential musings penned in the margins, leaving you to ponder whether they’re insights from a previous owner or simply the end result of a very deep meditation gone awry. A concise guide to stress relief that requires minimal effort (or actual results). Thought-provoking insights that might lead you to question reality—or at least your choice of reading material. A splash of psychedelic aesthetics to liven up your coffee table. Techniques that occasionally require a leap of faith (the kind only attempted after three cups of chamomile). A rich tapestry of 1970s self-help wisdom that walks a fine line between enlightenment and absurdity. So, why not add "Relief Without Drugs" to your collection of eclectic curiosities? After all, what better way to embrace the chaos of human existence than with a book that challenges the very notion of relief? Grab your copy now from Crappy Old Books, where every find is a delightful misstep into the past, like walking into a party where the music hasn’t quite stopped, but the conversation is definitely heading toward the bizarre. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2373/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/relief-without-drugs-july-2024.jpg 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006121718 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2372 Surface With Daring by Douglas Reeman In the riveting world of 1978, where flared trousers and disco balls ruled the scene, Douglas Reeman decided it was perhaps time to shift gears from the chaotic dance floor to the high seas, crafting a nautical adventure that would surely leave readers wondering: did I just read that, or was I actually on a merry-go-round of absurdity? Enter “Surface With Daring,” a book that promises to take you on a voyage more unpredictable than a British summer. Our hero, presumably named something utterly forgettable, finds himself embroiled in an epic saga of maritime bravado, where the stakes are as high as the waves on a stormy night. Not to be confused with a guidebook to swimming lessons, this literary offering navigates the treacherous waters of naval warfare, diplomacy, and an inexplicable amount of tea-drinking in the face of danger. Reeman, with his penchant for suspense, seems to suggest that the perfect cup of Earl Grey may hold the key to victory against enemy ships. One can only wonder if this is an intentional metaphor or just a very British coping mechanism. As the pages turn, you’re likely to encounter a plethora of characters who may or may not have been directly inspired by actual naval officers or are simply figments of Reeman’s imagination, desperately clutching their compasses in a desperate bid to find meaning in their lives. Will they forge alliances, betray comrades, or simply get lost at sea? The answer is probably all of the above, because when it comes to nautical drama, why not throw in a little chaos? The dialogue, as sharp as a sailor’s knife and likely inspired by countless pints at the local pub, crackles with wit and absurdity. Readers will find themselves chuckling at exchanges that seem far too sophisticated for a crew with salt-crusted uniforms, and yet, here we are. Reeman’s prose is as buoyant as a life raft, bobbing along the waves of plot twists and dubious nautical terminology as you struggle to keep your sea legs. If you’re looking for depth, prepare to be disappointed. This book is more about the surface, quite literally, as it dances atop the waves of action and intrigue without ever truly diving into the depths of character development or emotional resonance. But who needs emotional weight when you have cannon fire and the prospect of a sweeping sea battle? The real question is whether Reeman himself ever learned to swim. Now, about that condition: Condition: This particular copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, has seen its fair share of maritime escapades. With dog-eared pages that tell tales of readers past—perhaps lost at sea themselves—it possesses a certain charm best described as “well-loved.” The cover exhibits signs of wear and tear, likely from being tossed about in a sea of other second-hand books, while the spine creaks as if protesting the very notion of being opened. But why settle for pristine when you can own a piece of literary history steeped in character (and perhaps a bit of mildew)? In summary, “Surface With Daring” is an ideal read for those who enjoy a light-hearted romp through the choppy waters of naval clichés and witty repartee. Perfect for readers who appreciate the absurdities of life at sea without actually having to face the elements or the threat of scurvy. So grab your life jacket (or perhaps a cup of tea) and prepare for an adventure that, while not necessarily deep, is certainly entertaining. At Crappy Old Books, we believe every book deserves a second chance, especially those like this one, which offer more laughs than life lessons. So hoist your sails, prepare to surface with a daring sense of irony, and embark on a journey that’s as unpredictable as the tides themselves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2372/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/surface-with-daring-july-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099145400 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2371 Silent Spring by Rachel Carson Once upon a time, in the idyllic world of 1960s America, a woman named Rachel Carson decided that the chirping of the birds and the rustling of the leaves was far too loud and far too cheerful for her liking. Hence, she penned a little something called "Silent Spring," a title that begs the question: what on Earth is wrong with spring? Did it forget to send out invitations? Or was it merely an early contender for the prestigious "Most Dramatic Season" award? You’ll have to read on to find out. Published by Fawcett Crest, a publisher known for its daring choice of titles that could probably double as the names of obscure rock bands, this work tackles the alarming phenomena of, dare we say it, silence in the spring. In a time when everyone was busy enjoying their lazy afternoons sunbathing and drinking lemonade, Carson decided to ruin the mood by pointing out that synthetic pesticides were having a rather disconcerting effect on our feathered friends. Birds were apparently not big fans of toxic chemicals, which, let’s be honest, is a bit of a downer for anyone who thought they were still on the guest list for the annual spring gala of nature. While the book’s subject matter might make your average reader clutch their pearls and cast a disapproving glance toward the nearest can of insect spray, it serves as a rather ironic reminder of the fragility of our ecosystem. It seems that the chemical manufacturers of the time were competing for the title of "Most Uninvited Guest" at the aforementioned spring shindig, leaving nature’s inhabitants in a state of bewilderment and distress. Who knew that a little DDT could throw a wrench in the works of Mother Nature’s grand plan? What’s more—Carson’s prose is as serene as a Sunday morning while simultaneously packing a punch that could knock the socks off any unwitting gardener cradling a can of pesticide like it’s a toddler. The juxtaposition of flowery language and stark truths is a dance that some might say rivals the best performances from the Royal Ballet. But don’t be fooled; this is no genteel tea party. Carson is here to shake things up and make you reconsider your Saturday plans of spraying the garden with whatever chemicals are still lurking in your shed from the ’80s. Condition: Used, with the kind of wear that suggests a lifetime of passionate debate, perhaps even the odd tear as readers grapple with their conscience. The pages may be slightly yellowed, reminiscent of a bygone era when people worried about more than just their internet connections. A few dog-eared corners may indicate that this book has been well-loved—or at the very least, well-argued over in book clubs where existential crises are the main course. It’s a book that has clearly seen some action, much like a seasoned environmental activist who’s run a marathon or two. Now, if you’re considering picking this one up, you may want to prepare yourself for a journey that is more than just a stroll through the woods. It’s a wake-up call delivered with a gentle touch, a nudge, or perhaps a full-on shove into the world of environmental awareness. Just think of it as a polite reminder that our planet is not merely a stage for our own enjoyment; it’s a complex ecosystem filled with creatures that might just prefer to sing rather than go silent—if we let them. In conclusion, "Silent Spring" is not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a potential cause of frayed friendships at dinner parties, and a ticket to the existential rollercoaster that is environmental responsibility. So, why not take a chance on this slightly worn but deeply impactful tome? You might even find it nestled among the dusty shelves of Crappy Old Books, waiting for a new reader to engage in its earnest dialogue about life, death, and the curious case of the disappearing birds. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2371/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/silent-spring-july-2024.jpg 35.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Crest no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2369 Run Baby Run by Nicky Cruz In the psychedelic haze of 1971, when bell-bottoms reigned supreme and the world was just beginning to grapple with the concept of ‘free love’—enter Nicky Cruz, a man whose own love story is a tad more complicated than a summer romance. “Run Baby Run” is a memoir that promises to take you on a thrilling ride through the wobbly rollercoaster of Cruz’s life, blending a dash of drama with a sprinkle of spiritual awakening. One might wonder if this was perhaps an early draft of a self-help book for the wayward youth of the time, but alas, it’s more of a heart-wrenching confession wrapped in an eye-popping cover that could lure even the most steadfast of skeptics. Our dear Nicky, born into a life of chaos, initially finds solace in the warm embrace of gang culture. Before you can say “far out,” he’s deep in the throes of a life that he later describes as “a bit rough around the edges.” The street life, for all its vices, offers him a sense of belonging—something that is, ironically, woven with the threads of violence, betrayal, and a tinge of existential dread. It’s almost as if he took the ‘rugged individualism’ of the time and decided to throw in a side of existential crisis, just to keep things interesting. But fear not, dear reader, for Cruz’s journey doesn’t end with delinquency and disillusionment. As the pages unfurl, you’ll witness his metamorphosis from gang member to notable evangelist—because what’s more rock ‘n’ roll than finding Jesus after a life of crime? You may find yourself pondering profound questions like: Is this a coming-of-age story or merely a cautionary tale for the free-spirited youths of the ‘70s? One thing is certain: it’s a rollercoaster ride you didn’t necessarily sign up for, but you might just find it hard to get off. With its origins in Hodder Christian Paperbacks, one can’t help but chuckle at the notion of ‘Christian literature’ zig-zagging through the underbelly of the city, like a cheeky little street cat. Cruz’s prose dances between fervent sincerity and the kind of melodrama that would make a soap opera writer raise an eyebrow. The juxtaposition of the gritty realities of gang life with the gentle, almost tender nudges towards redemption creates a deliciously ironic tension that could keep philosophers scratching their heads for decades. For those who enjoy books that seem to have survived the passage of time by sheer force of will (and perhaps a few accidental coffee spills), you’ll appreciate the curious state of this tome. It’s as though every crease, dog-ear, and yellowed page tells a story of its own—like the wise, worn-out sage at the corner of your local coffee shop, full of tales but perhaps lacking a coherent narrative. Condition: This particular copy has weathered the years with a certain rugged charm, much like its author. Expect the occasional scribble in the margins—perhaps the thoughts of a previous reader who couldn’t contain their existential musings or simply wanted to remind themselves to buy more milk. The pages are a mix of crisp and crinkled, which might add to the overall aesthetic experience of reading. It’s definitely been loved—if love means being tossed around in the back of a car more than a few times and valiantly surviving the occasional coffee spill. So, if you’re in the market for a book that makes you ponder whether chaos can lead to clarity, or if redemption is just a well-placed plot twist, “Run Baby Run” might just be your next odd obsession. Grab your own copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare for a journey that’s anything but ordinary—because who doesn’t want to take a stroll through the whims of fate as told by a man with a past as tangled as the political landscape of the time? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2369/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/run-baby-run-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Christian Paperbacks 9780340149584 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2368 The Secret Adversary by Agatha Christie Ah, "The Secret Adversary," a title that positively brims with intrigue, mischief, and perhaps a dash of mustard on your waistcoat. Published in the illustrious year of 1976 by the ever-unassuming Panther, one might wonder if this was indeed the year when clandestine plots and shady dealings took a turn for the absurd. After all, it was a time when bell-bottoms were in and the world was just beginning to comprehend the nuances of disco. Yet here we are with a tale that, despite its vintage, brings to mind the age-old question: who really is the adversary? And more importantly, can you outwit them while simultaneously managing your tea in the other hand? In a world where espionage seems to wear a monocle and a gentleman’s hat, Agatha Christie offers us a first-class ticket to a mystery unlike any other. Perhaps it was her way of throwing a cheeky wink at those who took themselves too seriously in the 1970s—an era rife with both political intrigue and an unfortunate obsession with polyester. Featuring characters who could easily double as your neighbours at the local pub, you may find yourself wondering if the real adversary is not out in the world, but rather the characters themselves, with their questionable decisions and a penchant for the melodramatic. Despite the cover’s wear and tear, reminiscent of the countless hands that have thumbed through its pages, “The Secret Adversary” has a peculiar charm. One might say it has aged like a fine cheese left out in the sun—strikingly pungent with an air of nostalgia, yet undeniably intriguing. As you traverse the pages filled with Christie’s delightful twists, you may find yourself unearthing secrets that not even your grandmother knew about the family gherkin jar. Who knew espionage could be so entertaining? As you ponder the meaning of life, the universe, and whether or not those blasted gherkins will ever be useful in a plot, you’ll be treated to a delightful yarn woven with Christie’s signature wit. The narrative dances through London backstreets and the shadowy corners of society, where secrets are the currency of the day and allegiances are as reliable as the weather forecast. One can’t help but imagine that the characters are not just battling each other, but also the looming spectre of their own ineptitude. For those who wish to explore the intricacies of the human condition—or simply to have an excuse to avoid those incessant family gatherings—this book is a must-have. It’s perfect for anyone with a penchant for cryptic crossword puzzles, a healthy distrust of strangers, or an unquenchable thirst for a good laugh. Your bookshelf will thank you for the added layer of irony it brings, nestled snugly between volumes of poetry and a particularly dusty cookbook. But let’s not forget about the condition of this literary treasure. Condition: Used. This book has seen things. It has been cherished, scorned, and perhaps even spilled upon during a particularly tumultuous tea session. Its spine may be creased from the countless hours of being held open, while the pages might have that delightful, musty aroma that only second-hand books possess. One could argue that it has more character than many of us do, having weathered the storm of time and human attention with an uncanny grace. So, why not indulge in the delightful absurdity of “The Secret Adversary” and allow it to whisk you away to a time when the only adversary you had to worry about was the one in the book? Join the ranks of those who appreciate literature’s quirkiest offerings at Crappy Old Books, where the past is not just a memory, but an adventure waiting to unfold—one slightly battered paperback at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2368/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-adversary-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2367 The Invitation by Catherine Cookson Welcome to the curious world of "The Invitation," a title that promises not a banquet of delights, but rather an intriguing glimpse into the labyrinthine psyche of its author, Catherine Cookson. Published in the gloriously groovy year of 1972 by the ever-so-chic Corgi, this novel may well have been intended as a social gathering, but you might find that the only thing it truly invites is a healthy dose of existential pondering. One can only wonder if the invitation in question was extended to unsuspecting readers, or if it was more of a polite request to vacate the social scene altogether. Imagine, if you will, a time when disco balls twinkled in the dim light of pubs and bell-bottoms were a fashion statement rather than a regrettable choice. Cookson, known for her knack for exposing the intricacies of human relationships, likely intended to pen a narrative that would pull at the heartstrings of the 1970s populace. Instead, one might be left contemplating whether the invitation was to a soirée of heartbreak or merely an assembly of unresolved issues masquerading as a social gathering. As you leaf through the pages of this used relic, you may encounter characters that feel more like old acquaintances—familiar yet slightly uncomfortable. The dialogue, which may have been cutting-edge at the time, could now read like a series of awkward attempts to spark a conversation at a poorly attended garden party. You might find yourself wishing for a strong cup of tea, or perhaps a stiff drink, as the protagonists meander through their trials and tribulations, navigating the emotional minefield that is their interconnected lives. But fear not! For within this tome lies a treasure trove of quintessential 1970s dialogue, laden with enough irony to make even the most jaded reader chuckle. The characters might not be the life of the party, but they certainly have their moments of unexpected brilliance, like the guy who shows up to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a bowler hat and a sense of misplaced confidence. You may particularly enjoy the digressions, which could be seen as invitations to rethink your social calendar altogether. Now, let’s get to the nitty-gritty of what awaits you in this literary soirée: A character so complex, he might just need a GPS to navigate his own feelings. Dialogue that could serve as a masterclass in how not to flirt—awkward pauses and all. A plot twist that arrives so unexpectedly, it feels like an uninvited guest busting through the front door. A generous sprinkle of nostalgia that may evoke fond memories—or at least the feeling that you’ve had enough wine to forget them. And, of course, the lingering question: was it really an invitation, or just a strategic ploy to get out of a party? Condition: This copy of "The Invitation" shows signs of having been loved and well-thumbed, with dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain that serve as a testament to its previous life. It has the kind of wear that suggests late-night reading sessions, possibly accompanied by a cup of something strong to ward off the existential dread. The spine is a bit creased—a sign of a well-discussed book, if you believe in such things. Ideal for anyone looking to embrace the quirks of life in the 1970s, or for those who simply wish to revel in the slightly askew narratives that only second-hand literature can provide. So, if you’re in the mood for a read that promises to be more of a bemusing invitation to ponder rather than a straightforward affair, look no further. "The Invitation" awaits, brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the past is ever so delightfully alive—and occasionally a bit awkward. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2367/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-invitation-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2366 The Blind Miller by Catherine Cookson In the curious world of literature, where heroes often don capes and villains twirl their moustaches, Catherine Cookson’s 1975 masterpiece, "The Blind Miller," takes a refreshingly mundane approach to storytelling. Picture this: a miller who is, quite literally, without sight. One wonders if Cookson was aiming for a narrative that challenges the senses. Allow your mind to wander as you contemplate how a blind miller might navigate the treacherous waters of grain milling. Does he rely on the sound of the grain tumbling or perhaps the subtle vibrations of life around him? Spoiler alert: the answers may not be as straightforward as they seem. Set against the backdrop of quaint English countryside, this tome invites readers to revel in a swirl of irony and quirk. Was the miller born blind, or did he fall victim to an unfortunate mishap involving a particularly rebellious sack of flour? Speculations abound, and while Cookson remains mum on the details, she deftly weaves a tale that promises to keep you guessing. The pages are filled with rich descriptions that might make you feel as if you’ve just taken a stroll through the local mill—if only your own vision were as effective as the author’s descriptions! But let’s not forget about the supporting characters, who, like poorly baked bread, rise to the occasion yet might leave a slightly unpleasant aftertaste. Will the miller’s friends rally around him, or will they stumble much like he might in a poorly lit mill? Each character seems to be crafted with a hint of absurdity, as if Cookson were determined to create a cast that could carry an entire soap opera, or at the very least, a very awkward dinner party. What of the mill itself? A character in its own right, it hums and groans with the weight of history, perhaps even lamenting its own lack of functioning windows. As you turn the pages, you may find the mill’s past mingling with the present, as though it recalls the great seasons of grain production while simultaneously trying to assert its independence from the characters who wander in and out of its shadow. Will the mill manage to find a way to express its own story? One can only hope that Cookson’s symbolic flour mill is as multifaceted as the characters she creates. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, with creases and crinkles that could rival the life experiences of its characters. The spine bears the marks of numerous readings, an affectionate testament to the love it has received—or perhaps just the inevitable wear and tear of time. The pages are a delightful shade of ’aged’, hinting at the countless people who have held this book in their hands, pondering the blind miller’s fate. You might even say it has character—although some might argue it borders on eccentricity. As you delve into "The Blind Miller," prepare yourself for a journey that mixes existential musings with occasional bouts of absurdity. It’s a literary errand that might just leave you questioning the very fabric of your own existence—or at the very least, your ability to operate machinery without your sight. Join the ranks of readers who have traversed this curious narrative and come out the other side with more questions than answers. So, if you’re on the hunt for a book that combines the trials of a visually impaired miller with the quirky charm of 1970s British literature, then "The Blind Miller" may be just the oddball adventure you didn’t know you were searching for. This is not merely a book; it’s a conversation starter, a quirky addition to any bookshelf, and a testament to the curious tastes of those who frequent the ever-enigmatic Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2366/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-blind-miller-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2365 Babi Yar by A Anatoli In the annals of literary history, few titles evoke a sense of both dread and intrigue quite like "Babi Yar" by the cryptically named A. Anatoli. Published in 1972 by Sphere—a publisher whose logo may or may not have been a mere afterthought—this book is a haunting exploration of a historical tragedy that weaves together threads of memory, loss, and the quirks of human resilience. It’s like discovering a forgotten diary in your attic, only to realise it’s written in a language you never learned, yet it somehow compels you to decipher its mysteries. Imagine, if you will, a world where the term "Babi Yar" echoes not just as a geographical location, but as a profound reminder of the human experience. A. Anatoli, whose name is as elusive as the plot itself, invites readers to embark on a journey that challenges the very fabric of narrative expectation. The book may not contain footnotes or a glossary—because who needs those when you have existential dread on every page?—but it does offer a poignant commentary on the resilience of the human spirit. Or is it just existential dread? Perhaps it’s a bit of both. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself musing over the author’s decision to remain deliberately vague. Is it a statement on the ephemeral nature of memory? A whimsical nod to the absurdity of trying to make sense of the incomprehensible? Or was the author simply out of coffee that day? Regardless, the lack of an ISBN is the cherry on top of this literary cake, adding an air of mystery and a hint of rebellion against the regulated world of publishing. Those who venture into the pages of "Babi Yar" will find themselves grappling with questions that have haunted humanity for centuries. Yes, the prose might make you ponder the futility of existence, but it may also prompt you to consider the absurdity of life itself. Did A. Anatoli craft this narrative with the intention of leaving us scratching our heads in bewilderment, or is that merely a side effect of reading a book whose title carries the weight of history? The truth may forever elude us, much like a cat chasing its own tail in a never-ending loop of futility. But fret not! This book does come with its own set of perks, which you can check off as you read: Absurdly vague narrative that encourages deep, if not circular, thinking. No ISBN—perfect for the bibliophile who enjoys a touch of chaos in their collection. Atmospheric prose that may lead to existential crises—consider it an intellectual workout. A nod to history that could make even the most stoic reader ponder their own mortality. A cover that may or may not be the best thing about this book, depending on your taste in retro aesthetics. Condition: Used, with a patina of life that only time can provide. Expect the pages to be slightly yellowed, because, let’s face it, nothing says "I’ve been around since 1972" quite like a well-loved book. The spine might have that charming creak that accompanies all good stories, which is as good an excuse as any to take a moment and reflect on life’s absurdities while you attempt to decipher the cryptic musings of A. Anatoli. So, whether you’re a history buff, a lover of the arcane, or someone who simply enjoys the prospect of pondering the meaning of existence while sipping tea, "Babi Yar" is waiting for you. It promises not to hold your hand on this literary journey, but it might give you a good, hard look at the crumbling walls of memory and the elusive nature of truth. Get ready to welcome this quirky relic into your collection, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where every piece of literature tells a story—whether you want to hear it or not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2365/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/babi-yar-july-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2364 50 American Short Stories by Various 50 American Short Stories Someone has scribbled on the inside a PO Box address to return this book to if found. I don’t recommend doing that. THey seem also to have underlined various parts. Well used but feels robst. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2364/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/50-great-american-short-stories-july-2024.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantum Books 9780553145281 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2363 Amsterdam by Nick Carter In the ever-compelling world of 1968, where bell-bottoms and psychedelic patterns roamed the streets, Nick Carter delivers us "Amsterdam," a title that promises to take you on a whirlwind tour of one of Europe’s most iconic cities, yet intriguingly leaves you wondering if the book is actually about a city or merely an excuse for Carter to indulge his vibrant imagination amidst the aroma of Dutch tulips and questionable cheese. Published by Award Books, this tome seems to be an invitation to ponder: is it a travelogue, a spy thriller, or perhaps an elaborate ruse for Carter to express his undying appreciation for windmills? Spoiler: it’s all three, and yet somehow none at all. With the cover boasting an artwork that looks like a half-finished university project, “Amsterdam” exudes that delightful aroma of retro charm, making it an impeccable addition to your collection of books that no one else quite knows what to do with. One could say that it’s like a vintage wine—if that wine were bottled in a back alley and tasted like regret and cold pizza. But isn’t that what we crave? A taste of nostalgia filtered through the haze of time? The prose is likely to evoke memories of that time you tried to navigate the canals with a map that was upside down, or the time you thought a hash brownie was just a misguided pastry. This book will surely take you back, or perhaps just leave you confused. The story might meander through the bustling markets of the city, where the tulip vendors and cheese merchants engage in existential debates about the meaning of life (or at least the meaning of gouda). Or perhaps it ventures into the labyrinthine alleys, where the ghosts of artists past whisper sweet nothings about their struggles with creative block. One can only speculate about the riveting accounts of a rogue bicycle thief, a tulip smuggler, or an artist trying to recapture the spirit of Van Gogh while dealing with an unfortunate case of hay fever. The dialogues are likely sprinkled with such sparkling wit that you may find yourself chuckling in the quiet of your living room, bemused by the absurdity of it all. Imagine a conversation where one character passionately defends the superiority of Dutch pancakes while the other proclaims that they will never trust a country that doesn’t put gravy on chips. These are the pressing issues that define the human experience, after all. The book is bound to be a veritable treasure trove of oddities and absurdities, where the reader is invited to question the very fabric of Amsterdam’s identity. Is it the city of canals, or is it merely a mirage, a backdrop for bizarre happenings and even more bizarre characters? Will you find enlightenment among the clogs and canals, or are you simply destined to wander through a fog of confusion? Much like a stroll through the city itself, “Amsterdam” promises to be both exhilarating and bewildering. Features questionable advice on navigating Dutch public transport, possibly written in crayon. Includes footnotes that may or may not reference the author’s last trip to a pancake house. Provides a comprehensive guide on how not to get lost… in translation. Offers insights into the best places to avoid if you’re prone to existential crises. Contains an appendix dedicated to the correlation between cheese consumption and happiness. Condition: This book has been well-loved, with creases that tell the story of its many adventures through the hands of previous readers. The pages may be yellowing and the cover might boast a few scuff marks, but these merely add character—as if it’s whispering to you, “I’ve seen things, my friend.” So, if you’re searching for a pristine, untouched literary masterpiece, then perhaps “Amsterdam” is not for you. But if you seek an artifact of quirky charm that has braved the tides of time and survived to tell the tale, then look no further. So, if you fancy losing yourself in a world where the regular laws of storytelling do a bit of a jig, you might just find that "Amsterdam" is the book you never knew you needed. Or, perhaps, you’ll put it back on the shelf and opt for a more straightforward guide. Either way, it’s worth a glance, wouldn’t you agree? Pick it up from Crappy Old Books, where the past lives on in inexplicable ways. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2363/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/amsterdam-july-2024.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Award Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2362 The Trapp Family On Wheels by Maria Augusta Trapp In a world where family dynamics can often resemble a circus act—complete with the odd juggler and an occasional lion tamer—Maria Augusta Trapp invites you to consider the peculiar intricacies of familial travel in her 1968 classic, "The Trapp Family On Wheels." This is not just a mere travelogue; it’s an adventure that promises to challenge your understanding of the term ‘road trip’ while simultaneously evoking thoughts about the sheer audacity of cramming a dozen people into a vehicle and calling it a family vacation. Join the Trapp family as they embark on a journey that, if nothing else, will make you grateful for your own mundane holiday plans. Imagine the chaotic symphony of voices, bickering, and, dare we say, occasional serenading, as the family attempts to navigate not only the open road but each other’s quirks as well. Maria Augusta, with her delightful prose, captures the essence of familial love, juxtaposed with the hilarity of their attempts to manage a vehicle that seems to have a mind of its own—much like the children, we suspect. Published by Fontana Books—an imprint known for its literary escapades and questionable cover art—"The Trapp Family On Wheels" promises to take you on an odyssey filled with unintentional comedy, joyous miscommunication, and a fair bit of unpredictability. This isn’t just a book; it’s a testament to the resilience of the human spirit—or perhaps the folly of believing that family bonding can occur within the confines of a sedan. As you flip through the pages, expect to find a myriad of moments that might just resonate with your own family vacations, complete with a grumbling parent, a rebellious teenager, and an enthusiastic toddler with a penchant for snacks. The writing is peppered with anecdotes that feel both amusing and relatable, giving readers a sense of camaraderie as they chuckle at the misfortunes of others—a classic British pastime. Revel in the oddity of a family that can sing in harmony while simultaneously arguing about directions. Witness the trials and tribulations of snacks that somehow become more precious than gold. Relish the unique experience of family bonding that seems to occur mostly when things go terribly wrong. Contemplate the architectural genius behind packing an entire family’s worth of luggage into a small trunk. Laugh at the sheer volume of arguments that arise over the choice of music, or lack thereof. Condition: It’s used, as one might expect from a tome that has traveled through time and across the country, serving as both a source of great wisdom and a rather amusing paperweight. The pages may be slightly dog-eared, bearing witness to the laughter and tears shared over familial escapades, and the cover might show signs of wear—perhaps a mark from a particularly enthusiastic review or a coffee stain from an impromptu reading session. This is a book that has lived, and we are merely its next caretakers. So, if you’re prepared to embark on an absurdly nostalgic journey through the eyes of the Trapp family, all while contemplating your own family’s quirks, let this delightful book land itself on your shelf—or perhaps your glove compartment, should you dare to take it on your own wheels. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beauty and hilarity of well-loved literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2362/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-trapp-family-on-wheels-july-2024.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2360 A Short History Of The World by HG Wells A Short History Of The World Includes a reverands business card which has been used as a book mark on page 224/5. Maybe that means something? Only you can find out. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2360/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-short-history-of-the-world-july-2024.jpg 36.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Watts & Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2359 Jorrocks Jaunts and Jollities by Robert Smith Surities Jorrocks Jaunts and Jollities Date not know, quite old, estimate 1944 onward, part of Mellifont Classics. Slight stress to inner binder at front but nothing serious. You can see the inner tape bindings where front inner graphic image, full two pages, has split a bit. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2359/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jarrocks-jaunts-and-jollities-july-2024.jpg 35.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mellifont Press Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2358 Trilby by George Du Maurier Trilby Date Unknown Small pocket size book Part of the Collins Illustrated Pocket Classics Price in back stated as Cloth: 2/-, Leather gilt top: 4/- https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2358/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/trilby-july-2024.jpg 40.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Colins Clear Type Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2356 Riders Of The Purple Sage by Zane Grey Ah, "Riders Of The Purple Sage," a title that evokes images of galloping horses, endless plains, and the kind of dusty sunsets that could only be captured by someone with a serious disregard for social niceties. Published by the venerable Nelson Westerns in 1956, this edition is a prime example of the sort of book that finds its way into the oddest of places—like the back of your grandad’s garage or a rather overstuffed second-hand bookshop where one might also encounter a slightly perplexed cat. This is not just a book; it’s a time capsule of cowboy culture, complete with spurs, bad decisions, and enough purple sage to season an entire frontier feast. What lies within these pages, you ask? Well, while we can’t promise a thrilling plot (after all, who knows what sort of convoluted narrative structure Zane Grey fancied), we can assure you that it’s packed with the sort of rugged masculinity that would make even a lumberjack swoon. Readers may find themselves contemplating the deeper meaning of life while wrestling with the existential dread that comes from realizing that no one really knows what a “purple sage” actually is. Is it a plant? A color? A state of mind? The answer, dear reader, remains shrouded in mystery. As you flip through the pages, you might stumble upon a series of dramatic confrontations, philosophical musings, and descriptions of landscapes that could easily double as a postcard for the forlorn. The prose is likely to be peppered with metaphors so vivid that they might just leap off the page and spook your cat. Or perhaps your cat will simply regard the text with the disdain reserved for second-rate literature. One can never be sure. For those who enjoy the intricate dance of irony, this book serves as a delightful study in contrasts: the cowboys are ruggedly handsome yet emotionally unavailable, the landscapes are breathtakingly beautiful yet utterly unforgiving, and the plot twists, well, they might just leave you scratching your head in confusion. This is the type of book where a climactic showdown may occur over a game of poker, leaving you questioning your life choices and whether you’ve mismanaged your own time at the saloon. In a world where the Wild West is often romanticized, Zane Grey dares to peel back the layers of that mythos, revealing the gritty reality of dust storms, questionable hygiene practices, and the occasional existential crisis that arises when one realises that life isn’t just about riding into the sunset but possibly also about paying the mortgage. It’s a fine balance—one that Grey seems intent on exploring with a verve that is, dare we say, admirable. Condition: This particular copy is not merely “used” but “well-loved,” with dog-eared pages that hint at its previous life in the wilds of someone’s bookshelf. There are mysterious stains that could be coffee, tea, or perhaps something more sinister, serving as a testament to the book’s storied past. The cover is a charmingly battered affair—think of it as the book’s own version of character development. It may have once been a striking shade of purple, but now it stands as a mere shadow of its former self, much like the protagonist who wanders through its narrative. So, if you seek a book that will inspire countless conversations about the meaning of life while simultaneously reminding you that you really should dust off that old saddle, look no further. "Riders Of The Purple Sage" is sitting here, waiting to be picked up once more, hoping that this time, someone might actually read it instead of using it as a doorstop. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, and indulge in the literary equivalent of a ride into the sunset—complete with the very real risk of losing track of time and your sanity along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2356/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/riders-of-the-purple-sage-july-2024.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson Westerns no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2354 Selected Tales of Edgar Allan Poe by Edgar Allan Poe Selected Tales of Edgar Allan Poe Hardback cloth bound book, quite old, but is a 1976 imprint. Has a happy birthday greeting inside dated 1977. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2354/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-tales-of-edgar-allen-poe-july-2024.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2353 Blood Storm by Colin Forbes Step right up, dear reader, to the splendidly chaotic world of “Blood Storm” by the illustrious Colin Forbes, a literary work so bold and daring that it practically wears a cape. Published by Pocket Books in the illustrious year of 2004, this tome promises not just a read, but an experience—if you can survive the ensuing tempest. After all, what better way to confront life’s tumult than with a title that sounds like it belongs to either a heavy metal album or an obscure weather phenomenon that occurs only in the presence of overly dramatic authors? In this gripping narrative, you’ll be whisked away—okay, perhaps ‘tossed’ is more apt—to the unpredictable realms of intrigue and suspense. Forbes is known for his knack for twisting plots like a pretzel maker on a caffeine high, and “Blood Storm” is no exception. Expect plotlines that will leave you questioning your sanity and character motivations that could rival a soap opera for sheer melodrama. The fact that it’s a relatively modern novel means it’s also liberally sprinkled with the occasional anachronism, or as we like to call it, a ‘quirky charm’. What exactly is ‘Blood Storm’ about? Ah, therein lies the rub! This book dances so close to the line of coherence that you might need a magnifying glass to see it. Picture, if you will, a storm brewing—though whether it’s a metaphorical one in the mind of a tortured protagonist or an actual weather event that coincidentally coincides with their existential crisis, well, that’s left up to the reader’s imagination. Fans of thrillers will find themselves at the edge of their seat, but perhaps not quite in the way they anticipated. It’s thrillingly unpredictable, much like the British weather. For those keen on character exploration, Forbes presents a cast that is equal parts intriguing and baffling. You might meet a secret agent with a penchant for badly timed one-liners, or a femme fatale who seems to have borrowed her wardrobe from a 1970s disco. Their fates will twist and turn like a rollercoaster designed by an overly enthusiastic engineer, which is delightful until you realize you might be the one who gets flung off the track. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy of “Blood Storm” shows signs of a life well-lived. Pages may be dog-eared, coffee-stained, and perhaps even sporting the occasional doodle of a cat in a top hat. Each blemish tells a story, or at the very least, suggests that someone once found this book engaging enough to mark their territory. The spine, while slightly cracked—like the psyche of its characters—remains intact, a testament to its resilience and a reminder of the journey it has taken through countless hands. For the discerning reader, the book does not shy away from its flaws. Characters may occasionally act in ways that prompt profound head-scratching, plot holes could double as craters in a lunar landscape, and the overall pacing may lead you to ponder if the author had a bet with a hare. Yet therein lies its charm; it offers an experience that is far more interactive than your run-of-the-mill thriller. One might even argue that this is a novel that invites discussion—though what that discussion entails is entirely up to you and your fellow brave readers. So why not plunge headfirst into the chaos of “Blood Storm”? You’ll find yourself in a world where the rain might just be made of metaphorical blood, and where the storms are as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof. Buy it, read it, and perhaps even join the ranks of those who have survived its pages to share tales of woe and hilarity. You might emerge battered, but certainly with a story to tell—just like the book itself. Now, dear explorers of the literary universe, if this delightful chaos intrigues you, head on over to Crappy Old Books, where this gem of irrationality awaits, ready to sweep you into a whirlwind of words and questionable decisions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2353/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/blood-storm-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743495844 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2352 The Main Chance by Colin Forbes Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare to be wowed by the literary spectacle that is Colin Forbes’ "The Main Chance"! Published in the illustrious year of 2005 by Pocket Books—because what better way to spend a Thursday afternoon than delving into a world of intrigue, dubious choices, and the elusive quest for a main chance? Yes, that’s right, this is the kind of book that makes you ponder not just what the main chance is, but perhaps whether you should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. Ah, Colin Forbes—a name that resonates with the echoes of spy thrillers and political machinations. In a literary world where characters often have the depth of a puddle and plot twists like origami cranes, Forbes dares to tread the murky waters of suspense and intrigue. Though one might speculate that this book is a riveting tale about chasing opportunities like they’re Google stock in a bull market, the truth remains shrouded in the fog of reader interpretation. Could it be an exploration of human ambition? A satire on corporate greed? Or just a delightful romp through the meandering paths of a protagonist whose only goal is to score a decent seat at a five-star restaurant? The ambiguity is part of the charm! As you turn the yellowed pages—each one a testament to the book’s storied past—you might find yourself wondering about the fate of the characters and their seemingly endless pursuit of the proverbial main chance. Will they seize it? Will they fumble it like a footballer with two left feet? You’ll have to read on, or perhaps you’ll just settle for guessing based on the dramatic cover art. Because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good cover story? This book comes with all the hallmarks of a classic second-hand treasure: creased pages whispering tales of past readers, the occasional coffee stain that adds a touch of character (or chaos), and the unmistakable scent of second-hand charm. You can practically hear the echoes of a thousand book club debates resonating through the bindings. Yes, this is literature that has lived, laughed, and likely been dropped in a puddle or two. Engaging prose that may or may not have been written in the middle of a caffeine high. Characters who might remind you of people you once knew—and wished you hadn’t. A narrative that dances on the edge between thrilling and a tad confusing, like trying to follow a cat on a sugar rush. Subplots tangled like last year’s Christmas lights—good luck untangling them! Prose so engaging that you might forget to do the laundry (or at least delay it until the last possible minute). Condition: This book is used, which is a polite way of saying it has seen its share of life and is now slightly worse for wear—like a well-loved teddy bear that’s a bit threadbare but carries stories of countless adventures. Expect a few dog-eared pages and perhaps a rogue coffee ring or two, but isn’t that what gives a book character? In a world full of pristine editions, this one stands out like a flamingo at a pigeon convention. So, whether you’re contemplating your own main chance or simply looking to fill the void left by the last mediocre thriller you read, "The Main Chance" is here to entertain and perplex. Grab it while you can from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing better than the price is the delightful unpredictability of what you’ll find on the shelves. Who knows? This could be the best decision you make today—though one can’t be too sure, given the book’s title and all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2352/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-main-chance-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9781416511236 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2351 The Janus Man by Colin Forbes The Janus Man (1987) by Colin Forbes — Book Club Associates ISBN: None (operating off the grid, obviously) Condition: Used (slightly frayed, deeply suspicious, structurally devious) Offered with a shifty glance over the top of a newspaper by Crappy Old Books If you enjoy your spy thrillers with the emotional stability of a kicked hornet’s nest, welcome to The Janus Man, where nobody is quite who they say they are and the safest thing to trust is… absolutely nothing. Colin Forbes drops you into the shadowy world of British intelligence at the height of the Cold War, where there’s a very pressing, very awkward problem: there’s a mole. Not a cute one. Not the gardening kind. The “secretly working for the other side while everyone pretends to be calm” kind. And not just any mole, either — one who might be Janus, named for the Roman god with two faces, because of course the traitor has branding. Inside these pages, you can expect: Intelligence officers who drink too much, sleep too little, and suspect everyone, Interrogations that sound polite but feel like slow-motion knife fights, Files, code names, and operations that all come with a faint smell of betrayal, And the creeping, unpleasant suspicion that the person reading the file might be the one who wrote it… for the wrong side. Everyone is following someone. Everyone is being followed. Everyone has a theory, a hunch, or a classified reason to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The only certainty is that somebody, somewhere, is lying — fluently. This particular copy, extracted from the covert stacks of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used, which feels thematically appropriate. That means: The cover may show scuffs, light edge wear, and the fatigued look of a book that’s spent time in briefcases, overnight bags, and possibly the back of a car during a tense stakeout. The spine likely bears one or more creases — quiet evidence of readers who thought, “I’ll stop after this chapter,” and then absolutely did not. The pages are probably tanned, slightly softened at the corners, and perfectly suited for being flicked through by someone muttering, “I knew it was him,” three chapters too late. There’s no ISBN because this edition hails from a purer age of Book Club hardbacks and paperbacks, when the only scanning being done was by men in raincoats checking for tails. Ideal for: Fans of classic Cold War espionage who like their paranoia old-school and their agents emotionally constipated, Readers who enjoy sorting through red herrings, double-crosses, and the occasional triple-cross, Anyone who secretly believes that the correct number of trusted people in a spy novel is zero. No gadgets that fit up a sleeve. No quips at the roulette table. Just grim professionals, blurred loyalties, and the slow, satisfying unpicking of a traitor’s trail. Set this Used copy of The Janus Man on your shelf and you instantly give your living room the subtle vibe of “there are files in this house.” Read it on public transport and let people wonder if you’re just into 80s thrillers or quietly assessing exits. Take it home, settle in, and let Colin Forbes remind you of a golden rule of espionage fiction: behind every confident accusation is someone who is absolutely, categorically, gloriously wrong. And behind that is someone with two faces. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2351/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-janus-man-july-2024.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2350 Fury by Colin Forbes In the grand tapestry of life, there are few threads as vibrant—and potentially frayed—as that of Colin Forbes’ 1995 opus, *Fury*. Published by Pan, a name that somehow manages to evoke both delightful nostalgia and the faint scent of dust, this book promises to be a rollercoaster ride through the turbulent realms of espionage and intrigue, although whether it delivers this exhilarating journey or simply leaves you teetering on the edge of bewilderment is a question best left to the brave-hearted (or perhaps foolhardy) reader. Now, if you’re expecting a gentle stroll through the manicured gardens of literature, you might want to reconsider. *Fury* is not a novel you casually sip tea over. Oh no! It’s more of a caffeinated rant in a rickety cafe at 3 AM, where the barista has just informed you that the espresso machine is on the fritz and there’s a suspicious character lurking in the corner with a rather large hat. There’s no telling what conspiracies await you, but you can be assured that they are as complex as a Rubik’s Cube designed by a particularly sadistic mathematician. Colin Forbes—whose pen appears to be dipped in the ink of paranoia—invites you into a world where betrayal is as common as a rainy day in Manchester, and heroes are as scarce as a sunny day in Scotland. While the characters may not always be as fleshed out as one would hope, they certainly have more issues than a newsstand, and their motivations are as slippery as a politician during a live debate. But let’s be honest: who reads *Fury* for the characters? Surely, it’s the dizzying plot twists and borderline absurd scenarios that keep the pages turning, much like an old washing machine on its final spin cycle. The narrative is a veritable buffet of intrigue, featuring a smorgasbord of espionage tropes that are as familiar as that slightly embarrassing family photo you can’t seem to get rid of. Expect the usual suspects: double agents, shady deals, and a plot that thickens faster than a cup of instant gravy left out in the sun. Yet, the true magic lies in Forbes’ ability to elevate the mundane to the spectacular—a talent that might have you pondering if he was, in fact, writing with a flourish of irony and a knowing smirk. Or perhaps he was just having a particularly intense day at the office. For those with a penchant for slightly chaotic storytelling, *Fury* offers a feast for the imagination that is simultaneously exhilarating and exasperating. It’s like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle while riding a rollercoaster: thrilling, disorienting, and ultimately rewarding as you piece together the madness. Just be prepared for a few pieces that may or may not belong to this particular puzzle, because in this realm of conspiracy and betrayal, who really knows what’s what? Condition: The book is used, which means it carries the charm of previous owners, each of whom likely had their own theories about the plot twists that Forbes gleefully unleashes. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional mysterious stain, and perhaps a note or two scrawled in the margins—insightful or nonsensical, it matters not! These annotations might just provide a glimpse into the mind of a fellow reader who also braved the tempestuous waters of *Fury*. So, grab your detective hat, and prepare for a literary expedition that promises to be anything but straightforward. The experience might be akin to watching a mystery thriller while simultaneously participating in a trivia game—both exhilarating and confusing, with the added risk of that one friend who keeps shouting out wrong answers. Who knows, perhaps by the end of this whirlwind journey through *Fury*, you’ll find yourself endeavouring to decode the enigma of Colin Forbes himself. In the end, if you enjoy literary puzzles that challenge your sanity and occasionally test your patience, look no further than *Fury*. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the second-hand tales are as rich as the coffee stains on their pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2350/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fury-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330341646 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2348 The Wishing Chair Collection by Enid Blyton Ah, "The Wishing Chair Collection," a title that evokes a sense of nostalgia so profound that you might just find yourself donning a tweed jacket and sipping Earl Grey while imagining fantastical adventures in a realm where chairs grant you wishes. Published in the illustrious year of 2002 by The Bath Press, this delightful tome boasts the unmistakable charm of Enid Blyton, the author who managed to capture the hearts of children and adults alike—though perhaps not in the same way that, say, a particularly pungent cheese might. With her vivid imagination, Blyton invites you to believe that furniture can indeed have a personality, if only you are willing to suspend disbelief just long enough to avoid bumping into your own living room’s Ikea monstrosity. In an age where children’s literature often grapples with existential dread, social media influences, and eco-anxiety, it’s refreshing to revisit the whimsical world of Blyton where the main dilemmas revolve around missing socks and the occasional mischievous elf. Get ready to embark on a journey that likely has more whimsy than a teapot fight at a garden party, as you follow the exploits of a wishing chair that clearly has a flair for the dramatic. Let’s be honest: if you’ve ever wished for a chair that doubles as a mode of transport, you’ve probably just been trying to avoid the walk from the fridge to the sofa. In this collection, you may encounter whimsical adventures that feel almost familiar—as if you’ve stumbled into an episode of a long-forgotten British sitcom. The book is not merely a collection of stories but a veritable treasure trove of imaginative escapism, where the mundane is transformed into the extraordinary simply by the act of wishing. Perhaps you too will be tempted to give your own furniture a good talking-to, hoping that the dusty old armchair in the corner will suddenly sprout legs and whisk you away to a land of talking animals and never-ending tea parties. But wait! Don’t let the charming facade fool you into thinking this book is without its quirks. There’s a certain irony in the fact that while the wishing chair can take you anywhere your heart desires, it’s still firmly bound to the reality of a second-hand bookstore shelf. It’s like wanting to escape to Neverland while still dealing with the realities of laundry day. With each flip of the page, you may find yourself pondering the very nature of wishes: do we truly want what we wish for? Or will we merely end up with a lifetime supply of lopsided teacups? If you’re intrigued—or perhaps bemused—by the idea of a wishing chair that might just have a better social life than you, then look no further. The book promises adventure, a touch of nostalgia, and possibly the inspiration to wish away your chores. For those of you who fancy a bit of whimsy with a side of British grit, this collection offers a nostalgic escape from the banalities of modern life. Plus, you’ll get to enjoy Blyton’s delightful prose, which is as comforting as a warm biscuit fresh from the oven—if biscuits could talk, that is. Condition: Used, but in a state that suggests it has been lovingly passed from one pair of curious hands to another, each owner adding their own layer of stories and memories. You might find the occasional scribble or a faint scent of nostalgia wafting from the pages, as they have been turned with both excitement and trepidation. This book has undoubtedly witnessed its fair share of adventures, and yet it remains ready to carry you away on your own journey, even if it’s just to the other side of the room. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to whisk you away—albeit in the most metaphorical sense—consider adding "The Wishing Chair Collection" to your shelf of second-hand delights. After all, there’s something rather splendid about owning a piece of literary history, especially one that has been adored enough to find its way to Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You might just wish for it to become your new favourite escape, even if it means having to wrestle with the chair for the best spot in the living room. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2348/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wishing-chair-collection-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Bath Press 9780603560743 GB Standard 5.05 GBP COB-2347 Deadlock by Colin Forbes In a world where nothing is straightforward, Colin Forbes presents a veritable labyrinth of intrigue and obfuscation in his 1988 thriller, "Deadlock." One might wonder if the title refers to the complex narrative, the tangled relationships, or perhaps even the state of the reader after grappling with the sheer density of it all. Published by Pan, a house known for thrusting unsuspecting readers into a maelstrom of plot twists and character developments that may or may not resolve themselves, it’s hard to resist the magnetic pull of a book that promises to keep you guessing—if only because you can’t quite remember where you started. At first glance, "Deadlock" appears to be your average crime thriller. But the deeper you delve into its pages, the more you find yourself questioning whether you’ve accidentally stumbled upon an existential treatise about the futility of trying to understand human motivations. Here, readers will navigate a dizzying array of subplots, each one more convoluted than the last, in a veritable buffet of narrative choices that might leave you feeling slightly nauseous, yet oddly satisfied. The book’s characters are emblematic of the era, each one more enigmatic and absurd than the last. You might find yourself scratching your head over their decisions while simultaneously applauding Forbes for crafting such a vivid, if slightly bewildering, tableau of personalities. Whether it’s the stoic detective who seems to be perpetually two steps behind or the mysterious femme fatale whose motivation remains as elusive as a decent cup of tea in a seaside café, you’ll be glued to the pages, wondering what on earth they’ll do next. Forbes’ writing style is a delightful blend of the cryptic and the flamboyant. His prose dances across the page like a wayward cat in a room full of laser pointers, leaving readers both exasperated and entranced. Those who dare to engage with "Deadlock" may find themselves questioning their life choices, especially if they had anything better to do than decipher the riddles hidden in Forbes’ labyrinthine sentences. If you’re looking for a straightforward read, you might want to steer clear of this tome. However, if your heart yearns for the thrill of a narrative that resembles a complex crossword puzzle—one where the clues are in a different language—you’ve hit the jackpot. The book is a treasure trove of red herrings, plot twists, and existential questions, all wrapped in a cover that boasts an eye-catching design, perfect for those who enjoy displaying books they haven’t read on their coffee tables. As you venture further into "Deadlock," you’ll be confronted with the ultimate question: is it possible to reach a conclusion in a plot that seems perpetually ensnared in its own web of intrigue? The answer is as elusive as a quiet afternoon in a bustling London café, where everyone is far too busy creating their own drama to notice the absurdity of it all. Condition: This copy of "Deadlock" comes to you in used condition, which is to say it bears the marks of previous readers who have undoubtedly attempted to wrestle with its complexities. Expect dog-eared pages, perhaps a few coffee stains that bear testimony to its previous owner’s caffeinated determination, and the odd marginalia that may provide insights—or just additional confusion. It’s the perfect companion for anyone who enjoys a bit of history with their reading, as it carries the essence of its journey through time and various hands. So if you’re inclined to challenge your mental faculties while simultaneously pondering the human condition and perhaps laughing at the absurdity of it all, this splendidly perplexing novel is waiting for you. It’s available now through Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe that every book has its own peculiar charm, no matter how tangled the story may be. Grab your detective hat and prepare for a reading experience that is anything but straightforward! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2347/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/deadlock-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330303118 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2346 Cross Of Fire by Colin Forbes In the thrilling world of 1992, when floppy disks were still a thing and the Internet was merely a twinkle in Al Gore’s eye, Colin Forbes decided to bless humanity with a thriller that would surely raise eyebrows (and possibly some blood pressure). Enter *Cross Of Fire*, a title that suggests a dramatic biblical twist, yet promises nothing more than the kind of intrigue that would make even a discount supermarket security guard raise an eyebrow and mutter, “What on earth is this nonsense?” Imagine a world where every turn of the page could either send you flying into a whirlwind of espionage or gently lull you to sleep like a lukewarm cup of tea. *Cross Of Fire* offers a staggering array of characters, each more forgettable than the last, who embark on a plot so convoluted it could rival the instructions for assembling flat-pack furniture from an obscure Scandinavian retailer. Forget character development; you might find yourself wondering if this is a novel or an elaborate game of “Guess Who?” In true 90s fashion, the book is peppered with essential tropes that will tickle your nostalgia bone: shadowy bureaucracies, double-crossing agents, and enough red herrings to stock a fishmonger’s display case. You’ll meet a veritable cavalcade of individuals who might be spies, or they might just be people who wandered in from the nearest pub after one too many pints. Forbes crafts conversations laden with so much subtext, you may need an interpretive dance to understand what’s being said. Who knew that dialogue could feel like deciphering hieroglyphics? But wait, there’s more! The plot twists like a pretzel in a funfair, taking you to locations ranging from the dreary backstreets of London to exotic locales that likely exist only in the fever dreams of a travel brochure writer. Each chapter is a new destination where you’ll struggle to keep up with the sheer magnitude of double-crossing. Ultimately, you might conclude that the true thrill lies not in the story, but in trying to remember who’s who amidst the chaos. If you’re the kind of reader who enjoys suspense but also finds joy in obscure footnotes and errant typos, then you’ve hit the jackpot with this one. The artistry of Forbes’ prose is akin to a painter who can only work in shades of beige; there’s a certain charm in the lack of vibrancy that makes you appreciate the wild, technicolor world outside your window. You may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, turning each page with a mixture of disbelief and reluctant enthusiasm. Condition: Used, but in a state that suggests it has lived a full life. Pages may be dog-eared, coffee-stained, or possibly reeking of the existential dread that often accompanies unloved second-hand books. A few creases grace the cover, which may hint at the countless times it was tossed aside in frustration or used as a makeshift doorstop. Truly, this book has been on a journey—one that may well rival the wild escapades contained within its pages. In summary, *Cross Of Fire* is a testament to the fact that not every book from the 90s aged like fine wine. Some have curdled into a delightful cheese, while others resemble that odd fruitcake your aunt insists on bringing to Christmas dinner. So, if you’re in the market for a narrative experience that might challenge your sanity as much as it entertains, seek no further than this quirky offering. And remember, this delightful specimen is available for your reading pleasure (or masochistic curiosity) at Crappy Old Books. Dig in if you dare! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2346/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cross-of-fire-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330322416 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2345 The Power by Colin Forbes In a world where the mundane often masquerades as the extraordinary, Colin Forbes’ "The Power" emerges like a slightly crumpled invitation to a party you weren’t sure you wanted to attend. Published in the dashing year of 1994 by Pan, it beckons readers to a realm that could very well be described as espionage meets an existential midlife crisis—if one squints hard enough and ignores the fact that the protagonist might just be a metaphysical metaphor for all things mediocre in life. Hold onto your overstuffed armchair as you navigate this curious journey, where characters oscillate between being wildly competent and utterly baffled. The pages are rife with intrigue, tension, and the kind of verbal jiving that might leave you wondering if you’re reading a novel or simply a really elaborate game of charades. The Power, it turns out, may just refer to the ability to remain awake while deciphering Forbes’ occasionally confusing prose. At times, you might find yourself questioning if the true power lies in the author’s ability to keep you mystified. Those who take the plunge will discover a narrative crafted with all the finesse of a slightly tipsy juggler on a rollercoaster. It might be wise to pack a mental flotation device; the characters might just take you on a joyride through plots that twist and turn like a particularly mischievous cat chasing a laser pointer. Expect anything but predictability—unless, of course, you predict that you will be utterly bemused. Setting is another delightful enigma reminiscent of the era’s obsession with sleekness and perceived sophistication. You might wander through shadowy alleys and grandiose boardrooms that feel like they’ve been cobbled together from the remnants of a 1990s action flick—and you wouldn’t be entirely wrong. Colin Forbes has curated a world draped in the kind of secrets that make you rethink your own, yet with the understated elegance of an unbuttoned shirt at a corporate seminar. Condition: You might find this tome has lived quite the life—dog-eared pages, a cover that could tell tales of countless cups of tea spilled in moments of dramatic suspense, and annotations that range from thoughtful to downright bizarre. Each mark is a whisper from previous readers, urging you to abandon your own expectations and join in the chorus of bemusement. As you meander through the plot, you may encounter some rather compelling elements that, if you squint just right, could be seen as the book’s redeeming qualities. The dynamic between characters hints at a deeper commentary on human relationships that will have you pondering whether it’s too late for your own social life. And let’s not forget the indisputable charisma of "The Power," which seems to taunt you from the shelf, daring you to engage with its chaotic charm. So why not add "The Power" to your collection of existential queries and peculiar literary escapades? It’s the perfect companion for those foggy days when you want to ponder the meaning of existence while simultaneously questioning your life choices—like why you picked up a thriller that may lead you nowhere. After all, it’s not just about the destination; it’s about the wildly perplexing journey along the way. In the end, "The Power" promises a reading experience unlike any other, one that you can proudly display on your shelf, right next to other equally perplexing titles. With its slightly battered charm, it will serve as a conversation starter at your next gathering of like-minded individuals who enjoy pondering life’s more ironic turns. So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, put on your reading glasses, and prepare for a ride that may just leave you with more questions than answers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2345/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-power-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330334747 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2343 The Greek Key by Colin Forbes The Greek Key — Colin Forbes (Pan, 1989) ISBN: 0330307061 | Condition: Used | Sold by: Crappy Old Books Picture this: a sun-bleached island where the olives taste of danger, a shadowy symbol that apparently unlocks everything except your front door, and a trail of Cold War mischief that winds through cafés, cathedrals and corridors of power. That’s The Greek Key—a classic Colin Forbes caper in which secrets are traded, loyalties wobble, and the fate of rather a lot of people hinges on someone decoding a pattern that may or may not be hiding in plain sight. Forbes does that effortless late-80s thing: brisk chapters, brisker chases, and dialogue sharp enough to slice a lemon for your ouzo. Expect code names, double crossings, and the kind of exotic travel you can now enjoy from the safety of your sofa while wearing slippers and a faint look of superiority. This particular copy comes to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, which is both an honest brand and a lifestyle choice. “Used” here means it has lived a little. It has seen commutes, survived nightstands, and developed the sort of modest patina that only time and enthusiasm can apply. Think gentle shelf wear, the odd page that has considered independence, and a spine that has told a few truths. In short: structurally sound, aesthetically relatable. Why buy it? Because espionage tastes better with a hint of nostalgia. Because Pan paperbacks feel like contraband even when you paid for them. Because the title lets you look clever on public transport. Because you once promised yourself you’d read “one of those thrillers” and this is a prime specimen. Side effects may include: accidental late nights, a sudden urge to pronounce Greek place names with confidence, and the vague suspicion your houseplant is a listening device. Adopt this veteran paperback and give it a second tour of duty. The plot is tight, the pacing is brisk, and the price—coming from Crappy Old Books—is almost certainly a bargain. Decode the mystery. Or just enjoy the chase. Either way, the key’s in your hands. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2343/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-greek-key-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330307062 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2342 Joke Every Man Should Know by Don Steinberg In a world where laughter is purportedly the best medicine (though some might argue it’s actually overpriced aspirin), we present to you a delightful relic from the past: "Joke Every Man Should Know" by Don Steinberg, published in the illustrious year of 2008 by Quirk Books. While many have their heads buried in the latest self-help tomes or existential ponderings, Steinberg has gallantly emerged from the shadows, armed with a quiver of quips designed for the modern man—or, as some might suggest, the modern dad who’s just a bit out of touch. Perhaps he’s been marinating in dad jokes since the dawn of time. Now, you might wonder what qualifies as a “joke every man should know.” Is it the kind of zinger that could spark a riotous round of laughter at the pub? Or perhaps a pithy one-liner that can effortlessly diffuse a tense situation, like when your mate has just spilled his pint all over the bar? The pages of this book promise to answer such burning questions with aplomb. Steinberg has compiled a veritable arsenal of comedic gold that could possibly make even the most stoic of men crack a smile—assuming they don’t take themselves too seriously. Stepping into this tome is like entering a parallel universe where punchlines are currency and mischief reigns supreme. The book is laden with jokes that range from the delightfully absurd to the eye-roll-inducing, ensuring that you’ll always have something to regale your friends with at the after-party, or at least something to mumble awkwardly while staring at your shoes. Perhaps you’ll find a joke that is so outdated that it circles back around to be almost avant-garde. In addition to the jokes themselves, Steinberg offers a kaleidoscope of commentary that hints at the philosophy of humor—or the lack thereof. What makes a joke work? Why is it that certain puns transcend time, while others fade faster than a forgotten trend? The reader is left pondering whether the true essence of humor is wrapped in layers of absurdity, or simply a desperate grasp for connection through shared laughter. It’s an intellectual smorgasbord, if you will, for anyone willing to engage their cortex while navigating the choppy waters of wit. But let’s not kid ourselves: the book is not without its quirks. The jokes themselves are sprinkled with a touch of early 2000s nostalgia, a time when social media was just beginning to rear its head, and the world was blissfully unaware of the impending avalanche of viral content that would engulf us all. Every turn of the page might elicit a nostalgic cringe, reminding us of the days when jokes were exchanged face-to-face rather than through a screen, when a good punchline was often worth a pint or two. Steinberg’s ability to weave humor into the mundane is commendable, and the book manages to walk the fine line between delightful and disastrous. Each joke could serve as a proverbial landmine; one misstep in delivery might render it dead on arrival. But if you’re feeling particularly brave—or possibly desperate for a laugh—this book might just be your secret weapon in the ongoing siege of awkward social encounters. Condition: This used copy comes with its own set of quirks, as one might expect from a volume that has been lovingly passed from hand to hand. The pages are slightly dog-eared, possibly as a testament to the number of times they’ve been thumbed through in search of the perfect quip for an awkward family gathering. There are occasional smudges and a few annotations in the margins, probably courtesy of a previous owner who felt compelled to add their personal touch or perhaps lament the state of humor in contemporary society. In short, it’s a book that has lived a life, and like a well-worn shoe, it has plenty of character. So, whether you’re a humor aficionado or simply a hapless soul in need of a laugh, "Joke Every Man Should Know" is poised to be your guide in the chaotic world of wit. Just remember, the best jokes are often the ones that bring people together—even if it’s only to groan in unison. Grab your copy at Crappy Old Books and prepare to either impress your mates or leave them questioning your sense of humor entirely. Either way, it’s bound to be an adventure! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2342/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/joke-every-man-should-know-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Quirk Books 9781594742286 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2341 A Puffin Book Of Verse by Eleanor Graham Step right up and prepare yourself for a whimsical jaunt through the literary landscape of yesteryear, as we present to you "A Puffin Book of Verse" by the illustrious Eleanor Graham. Published in the waning days of the 1950s, this splendid tome promises a delightful collection of poetry, likely written in a time when the world was still grasping for the meaning of life between sips of tea and the occasional cloudy day. One can’t help but wonder if the Puffin was a metaphor for the state of human existence or simply an overzealous marketing gimmick. Either way, prepare to be enchanted! As you flip through the dog-eared pages of this second-hand treasure, you’ll encounter poems that flutter like errant pigeons in a London park. Each verse seems to echo with the charmingly eccentric rhythm of a bygone era, while simultaneously reminding us of the dubious wisdom of our forebears. One has to admire the audacity of poets from the past, daring to tread where even the most self-conscious of contemporary scribes would hesitate. Will you find the meaning of life hidden within these pages, or merely an invitation to indulge in the nostalgia of yesteryear? Only one way to find out! Graham, with her quill poised like a flamingo on a tightrope, traverses the curious world of childhood, nature, and the inexplicable whims of our world. One imagines she penned these poems whilst wearing a beret and sipping on something quaint and slightly alcoholic, for the verses are infused with a delightful blend of whimsy and wry commentary. You may find yourself nodding in agreement, or perhaps shaking your head in bemusement—either way, the journey is bound to be an experience worth recounting during awkward social gatherings. What’s particularly riveting about this Puffin offering is its ability to serve multiple purposes. Not only can it function as a charming literary escape, but it also doubles as an excellent conversation starter for those particularly dreary evenings when the topic of small talk reaches its inevitable nadir. Imagine the expressions on your friends’ faces as you casually mention that you own a book published in the illustrious year of 1959, from a time when the world was oh-so-innocently oblivious to the impending chaos of the 1960s and beyond! Wondering what themes might float through the ether of this delightful anthology? Well, prepare your imagination as we lay out a tantalising menu of poetic offerings you might encounter: Innocent whimsies of childhood mischief. Nature’s undeniable influence on the human psyche. Wry observations about the perplexities of adult life. An inexplicable fondness for animals, particularly birds. Perhaps a dash of social critique that gently sings rather than shouts. Condition: This copy is used, which means it possesses that charming patina of life lived. Expect to find the occasional coffee stain, a handwritten note in the margins that may either be a brilliant epiphany or a grocery list, and perhaps even a slightly creased spine that speaks to its many adventures. It is, after all, more than just a book; it’s a vessel for the echoes of laughter and sighs of the past. In a world bustling with sleek e-readers and digital poetry apps, "A Puffin Book of Verse" stands as a quirky testament to the art of tangible reading. Dust it off, take a moment to appreciate its battered charm, and allow yourself to be transported to a whimsical era where the simplicity of verse was cherished, and the overstuffed armchair was a throne of imagination. All of this can be yours through Crappy Old Books, where we revel in the nostalgia of dusty tomes that still have a story or two left to tell—if only you’re willing to listen. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2341/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-puffin-book-of-verse-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2340 Double Jeopardy by Colin Forbes Ah, the 1980s—a decade of shoulder pads, cassette tapes, and a peculiar fondness for titles that sound like they might involve a falsely accused cat burglar. Enter “Double Jeopardy” by the illustrious Colin Forbes, a literary artifact so steeped in the fragrant aroma of well-worn paper that one might just start to wonder if it’s a novel or a time capsule of questionable fashion choices. Published by Pan in a year when neon colors and synth-pop ruled the world, this tome is sure to ignite feelings of nostalgia—or perhaps just a sense of disorientation as you flip through its pages. Set in an era that presumably took itself far too seriously, “Double Jeopardy” peeks behind the curtain of a plot that might involve intrigue, deception, and maybe even a villain sporting a questionable mustache. One can only assume that our protagonist is embroiled in a conspiracy so convoluted it could make a tangled ball of yarn look like a straightforward knitting project. Forbes—whose name commands respect and a degree of eyebrow-raising—seems intent on leading us down a rabbit hole of double-crossings that could make even the most seasoned spy raise an eyebrow in disbelief. But what is “Double Jeopardy,” really? A gripping thriller? A commentary on the absurdities of the legal system? Or perhaps, simply the author’s attempt to get as many mysterious figures into a single narrative as humanly possible? Readers may find themselves scratching their heads, pondering the meaning of it all while simultaneously questioning if they left the kettle on. This book promises to deliver enough twists and turns to rival a particularly ambitious roller coaster, leaving you both exhilarated and slightly nauseated. As you navigate the labyrinthine plot, you might find yourself captivated by the scenery of the 1980s, as described with all the flair of a faded photograph. The characters are so richly drawn that one can almost hear their terrible TV accents as they bumble about, embroiled in events that seem designed to test the limits of plausibility. You may even recognize some of the tropes that were so lovingly embraced by the decade—an unusual penchant for long, dramatic pauses, a hero who broods with the intensity of a British rainstorm, and a heroine who may or may not be wearing leg warmers. As you delve deeper, the book becomes a cryptic puzzle, challenging your intellect while simultaneously making you wonder if you really should have picked up that other book instead. The events unfold with a rhythm that feels almost like a classic British farce, but don’t be fooled: the stakes are high, and the only thing more unpredictable than the plot twists is the author’s choice of dialogue. Some characters might even deliver lines that would make Shakespeare himself cringe—though perhaps in admiration, and with a hint of bewilderment. Condition: The physical state of this literary treasure is used, which means it’s been lovingly handled by readers who likely wondered what on earth they were getting into. The pages are tinged with a yellow hue that only comes from years of being adored and occasionally ignored on a dusty shelf. Expect dog-eared corners, the occasional stain that could be from coffee or an intense bout of emotional eating, and a spine that has seen better days. You might find the smell of aged paper evokes memories of libraries long forgotten or, alternatively, the distant scent of someone’s lunch from 1983. In summary, “Double Jeopardy” is a delightful excursion into the absurdities of a bygone era, a literary roller coaster that pairs intrigue with a hefty dose of irony. Prepare yourself for a reading experience that may leave you both entertained and bewildered, as you ponder just how many double entendres Forbes could possibly squeeze into a single narrative. So, if you’re in the mood to embrace the oddities of a past decade while simultaneously questioning your life choices, look no further than this cracking read from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2340/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/double-jeopardy-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330280860 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2339 Cover Story by Colin Forbes Have you ever picked up a book with a title so tantalizing that you can’t help but wonder if it’s an espionage thriller or perhaps a catalogue of obscure fashion choices? Enter "Cover Story," a charmingly enigmatic work by Colin Forbes that landed on the literary scene in 1985—an era when mullets and shoulder pads ran riot, and the phrase "I can’t believe it’s not butter!" was an acceptable way to start a conversation. With a cover that could only be described as ’vintage’ in the most ironic sense, this tome promises to dazzle, confuse, and potentially bewilder you in equal measure. So, what’s in the mysterious pages of "Cover Story"? With a title that suggests layers upon layers of intrigue—much like an onion or a particularly aggressive lasagna—you might expect a narrative that pulls you in with the ferocity of a caffeinated squirrel. Perhaps it’s a deep dive into the world of publishing, where the stakes are as high as the price of a single cup of coffee in London. Or could it be a biting satire of the media machine, poking fun at the ludicrous nature of celebrity culture? After all, the 1980s were a time when the line between reality and fiction blurred like a poorly formatted TV signal. As you leaf through the pages, you may find a delightful mix of characters, each more eccentric than the last. Picture a disgraced journalist, tormented by the ghosts of bad headlines, or a socialite with a penchant for wearing hats that would make even the Queen raise an eyebrow. Perhaps a villain who has an overwhelming desire to rewrite history—one article at a time. Or maybe it’s just a series of misunderstandings over a misplaced coffee cup. You’ll have to read to find out, but remember, the journey is often more convoluted than a British road map. Now let’s talk about the writing style. Forbes, who undoubtedly honed his craft in the smoky backrooms of newspaper offices, has a knack for dialogue that may have been fresh and edgy in the 1980s but now reads like a time capsule of cringe-worthy quips and one-liners that are more dad joke than James Bond. If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of reading a book while simultaneously feeling like you’ve stumbled into a time machine set to the wrong decade, this is your golden ticket. But wait, there’s more! The novel also delves into the realms of absurdity, where plot twists may have been inspired by a particularly vivid dream or a dinner conversation involving far too much wine. Will you be able to untangle the web of lies, deception, and the occasional awkward family reunion? Or will you simply close the book, sit back, and wonder why you invested time in something that feels like it should be accompanied by a laugh track? Condition: Used. This book has clearly lived a life, with creases and spine folds that whisper stories of its former readers. Pages may bear the marks of time—coffee stains, the occasional pencil note, and perhaps a forgotten shopping list lodged between chapters. It is undeniably charming, much like a visit to an eccentric aunt’s house filled with odd trinkets and questionable décor choices. It’s the kind of book you’d expect to find tucked away in a dusty corner of a second-hand bookstore, yearning for a new reader to discover its peculiar charm. In conclusion, "Cover Story" is a delightful enigma wrapped in a 1980s cover that could just as easily be a prop in a sitcom as it is a serious exploration of societal norms. It’s the kind of book that makes you question your life choices while simultaneously providing enough entertainment to justify its existence on your shelf. So, why not add a touch of delightful confusion to your collection? Head on over to Crappy Old Books and see if Colin Forbes’ masterpiece is waiting to challenge your perceptions of literature and life. After all, who doesn’t want a book that feels like a nostalgic trip, albeit one that may lead you a bit astray? Enjoy the ride! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2339/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cover-story-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330294560 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2338 Terminal by Colin Forbes Welcome to the world of “Terminal,” a title that evokes the kind of anticipation typically reserved for a visit to the dentist. However, rest assured, Colin Forbes has crafted a narrative that promises to be as riveting as waiting for your train to arrive... or perhaps even as engaging as watching paint dry. Published in 1984 by Pan, this is a book that may just have found its way into your hands via the “abandon all hope, ye who enter here” section of Crappy Old Books. With a cover that looks like it was designed during a coffee break in a 1980s office, “Terminal” invites you into a realm where suspense is probably lurking around the corner but may just be taking a quick nap instead. The era of its publication may suggest a blend of post-war optimism and the creeping dread of the Cold War, but who’s to say? Perhaps it’s more of a love letter to bureaucracy gone awry, or maybe just a long-winded rant about the inefficiencies of public transport. You’ll have to flip through the pages to discover the manifold delights—or the lack thereof—of this peculiar tome. Forbes, a master of twisting plots and even more twisted character developments, seems to have taken a few liberties with the traditional narrative arc. You might find yourself pondering profound questions such as: “Is this character really necessary?” and “Why am I still reading this?” But fret not! This book does offer the following tantalising features that may or may not keep you glued to the pages: A plot that meanders like a confused tourist in London. Characters whose depth rivals that of a puddle. Dialogue that truly encapsulates the spirit of... awkward silences. Vague references to global conspiracies that feel about as substantial as a wet napkin. Multiple twists that leave you wondering if you accidentally skipped a chapter or two. As you delve deeper into “Terminal,” you may find yourself developing a fondness for the book’s unique ability to lower your expectations with every turn of the page. Think of it as an exercise in patience—like watching grass grow or sifting through that ever-growing pile of laundry that you’re sure will magically sort itself out. You might even feel a sense of camaraderie with previous owners, each of whom has likely questioned their life choices upon reaching the final chapter. The charm of “Terminal” lies not so much in what it offers but in the experience it provides. It serves as a reminder that not every book is a treasure trove of literary brilliance; some are merely portals to a different time, filled with the clunky prose and odd choices of their era. This book is the literary equivalent of a holiday postcard from a distant relative—interesting enough to glance at, but you wouldn’t want it on your coffee table. Condition: Used, much like your favourite worn-out pair of socks. Expect dog-eared pages, a touch of yellowing, and perhaps a whiff of nostalgia for an era you might not have fully appreciated at the time. It’s not pristine, but then again, neither is life. “Terminal” is in a state that suggests it has lived a bit—much like you, dear reader. It carries the weight of stories untold, and a few that you might wish had remained untold as well. So, if you’re in the market for a literary experience that promises to be more about the journey than the destination, look no further than Colin Forbes’ “Terminal.” Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to embark on a reading adventure that may very well be a terminal experience in itself—just maybe not in the way you hoped. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2338/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/terminal-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330288132 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2337 Antique Oriental Rugs And Carpets by Philip Bamborough Welcome to the peculiar world of “Antique Oriental Rugs And Carpets,” an engaging tome penned by the ever-so-enigmatic Philip Bamborough, a man who clearly believed that the mere act of laying down a rug could be a philosophical statement on the human condition. Published in 1979 by Blandford Press, this book promises to weave a tapestry of knowledge, albeit one that may have seen better days—much like the carpets themselves. What can one expect from a book with a title so straightforward, yet so full of potential for bewilderment? Here lies a compendium that may inspire you to spend your Saturday afternoons poring over the intricate knots and patterns of rugs that are older than your grandma’s recipes. One can only imagine the intense and riveting debates over whether a particular carpet is indeed ‘oriental’ or merely ‘a bit frayed around the edges.’ Throughout its faded pages, you’ll discover an almost obsessive focus on the cultural significance of these carpets, along with a detailed rundown of how to discern an authentic Persian from a mere imitation, which, let’s be honest, should have been titled “How to Ruin a Dinner Party with Unwanted Knowledge.” In a world where Pinterest boards are filled with minimalist decor, Bamborough’s work stands as a glorious reminder of a time when too much was never enough, especially when it came to floor coverings. Delve into chapters that cover everything from the history of carpet-making to the painstakingly detailed art of rug care, which is somewhat ironic, considering that this particular copy has seen more action than a five-star hotel lobby rug. The author’s love for the subject leaps off the page like an excited cat who’s just spotted a laser dot—uncontained, a bit chaotic, and oddly charming. Fascinating footnotes on the role of carpets in ancient trade agreements. A guide to identifying the tell-tale signs of moth infestation—who knew? Insights into how a finely woven rug may have played a role in the downfall of empires. Surprisingly little mention of vacuum cleaners—an oversight, perhaps? A cultural examination that can make even the driest of history buffs get a little misty-eyed. Condition: Used, which means this book carries the musty aroma of nostalgia and is possibly infused with the faint remnants of tea stains from a debate on whether ‘Oriental’ is still an acceptable term. The cover is not just faded; it tells a story—perhaps of a time when it was adored and thumbed through by rug enthusiasts who would later go on to question their life choices while staring at their Ikea doormats. As you flip through the pages, you might encounter the occasional dog-eared corner, a smudge here, a slight tear there, but rest assured, these imperfections add character—like the eccentric aunt you only see at family gatherings, full of tales and the odd bit of unsolicited advice. So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of floor textiles— or if you merely enjoyed the last episode of “The Great British Sewing Bee” and want to impress your friends with obscure trivia—this book might just be the perfect addition to your collection of half-read but never-forgotten literature. Or, you can simply place it under your own rug for a decorative touch that says, "I know things, but not enough to actually use this." Available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the charm of second-hand literature and the stories they carry, whether they intend to or not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2337/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/antique0oriental-rugs-and-carpets-july-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press no GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2335 The Dollmakers Daughter by Dilly Court In the illustrious realm of literature, few titles evoke such a curious blend of intrigue and bewilderment as Dilly Court’s "The Dollmaker’s Daughter." Released in 2016 by Arrow Books—because who doesn’t fancy a book that sounds like it might just have a few porcelain figurines lurking in the corners?—this novel is practically bursting at the seams with stories that might just let your imagination run riot. Or perhaps it’s simply letting the dust gather on the pages while it waits for someone to take it seriously. Either way, readers are confronted with a title that suggests an oddly specific familial affinity for crafting miniature people, which raises several pressing questions: Do the dolls come to life? Is there a sinister secret behind their glassy stares? Or is it just a metaphor for the pressures of modern womanhood? The world may never know. Picture yourself in a quaint little village (the kind that always seems to be on the brink of a scandal or a baking contest). The air thick with the scent of lavender and the faint echo of distant laughter, you stumble upon a dollmaker’s shop, only to find it’s not just the dolls that hold stories; it’s the daughter who’s more than ready to break free from her mother’s threads. Dilly Court, known for her knack for weaving intricate narratives, invites you into a whimsical world where the line between craftsmanship and chaos blurs—much like your last attempt at knitting that sweater for Aunt Mabel. The narrative, as you might expect from a book titled "The Dollmaker’s Daughter," dances between whimsy and the slightly macabre, though you could argue it leans more toward the charmingly bizarre rather than the outright frightening. This is the kind of book where you might find yourself questioning your own sanity as you try to discern what’s real and what’s merely a figment of the author’s frolicking imagination. The interplay of mother-daughter dynamics, set against a backdrop of handcrafted curiosities, becomes a canvas for exploring identity, creativity, and perhaps a smidge of existential dread—ideal for those who enjoy pondering the mysteries of life while ensconced in a cozy armchair. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself confronted with an array of characters that could only be described as eccentrically delightful. From the overly dramatic village matriarch who insists on wearing a hat that could double as a small tent, to the brooding artist who speaks in riddles and wears too much black—each character is a stitch in the fabric of this oddly stitched narrative. Dilly Court has a particular talent for making her characters larger than life while simultaneously leaving you to wonder if they might just be a tad more realistic than your own relatives. And let’s not forget the doll-making itself—an art form that has us questioning whether these figures reflect the best or the worst of humanity. Will the dolls ever become sentient? Will they conspire against their maker? Or will they simply remain silent witnesses to the chaos of the human condition? These are the pressing questions that may plague your mind as you navigate through this tapestry of tales. Condition: Used, with a slightly crumpled cover that bears the marks of a life well-lived. The pages might be a tad yellowed, as though they’ve seen a few more sunrises than they were meant to, and there may be an odd smudge that could either be chocolate or a cry for help from an earlier reader. It may not be pristine, but it carries the weight of stories and perhaps a lingering scent of nostalgia. After all, isn’t that what one truly seeks in a second-hand book? A slice of someone else’s life, lovingly preserved in a way that only a pre-owned reading experience can offer. So, if you’re in the market for an adventure that blurs the lines between art, family ties, and an occasional existential crisis, "The Dollmaker’s Daughter" is your ticket to the whimsical and the weird. Perfect for a rainy afternoon or an awkward family gathering where you really need something to distract you from Aunt Mabel’s knitting patterns. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, and the stories just might be more entertaining than the ones we live ourselves. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2335/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dollmakers-daughter-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9781784752521 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2334 Runaway Widow by Dilly Court In the thrilling world of Dilly Court’s "Runaway Widow," readers are invited to strap on their imaginary bonnets and gallivant through a landscape where grief and adventure collide with the subtlety of a Victorian tea party gone awry. This 2022 literary endeavor brings us an unnamed widow—because, of course, who needs names when you’re busy running away from societal expectations?—whose mourning cloak is less of a comfort and more of a convenient accessory on her quest for freedom, and perhaps a good cup of tea. Set against a backdrop that could only be described as simultaneously quaint and chaotic, our heroine finds herself torn between the shackles of her late husband’s memory and an inexplicable urge to shed the weight of her widowhood faster than a cat shedding fur in spring. As she dashes from her dreary estate to the bright lights of London, one might wonder if she’s off to find a new life or simply to grab a scone. The answer, dear reader, is as elusive as the proper pronunciation of “scone.” As you turn the pages, prepare yourself for a delightful romp through a series of eccentric characters who, like the widow herself, are far from predictable. There’s the dashing rogue with a penchant for bad decisions and questionable haircuts, the overly dramatic best friend who seems to have walked straight out of a melodrama, and a quaint village that operates under the strict rules of gossip and garden parties. Each character serves a purpose, primarily to highlight the widow’s inadequacies—because what better way to mourn than by being repeatedly reminded of all the ways you fail to meet societal standards? This book does not shy away from the dramatic irony of a widow’s plight. The very title suggests a narrative of empowerment, yet the pages reveal a tale drenched in the absurdity of societal pressures. Our protagonist’s escapades repeatedly remind us that running away might be easier than confronting the haunting specters of one’s past—or, worse yet, dealing with the curious glances of nosey neighbours. As she navigates this maze of societal expectations and personal desires, one can’t help but chuckle at the irony: she may run away from the widow’s life, but will she truly escape the widow’s fate? Moreover, this book is a veritable treasure trove of the following elements: Sarcasm as a coping mechanism—employed liberally throughout. A meticulous exploration of the British penchant for tea, crumpets, and unwarranted judgment. Character development that often resembles a game of musical chairs—everyone’s moving, but good luck finding a seat. A non-linear narrative that might leave you wondering if the author herself ran away mid-sentence. Random historical footnotes that are more entertaining than necessary and only marginally relevant. Condition: This copy of "Runaway Widow" has seen better days, much like the widow in question. The cover exhibits signs of wear, possibly from being clutched tightly during particularly suspenseful passages. The pages have yellowed slightly, giving it that delightful second-hand aroma we all love—like old books and existential dread mixed together in a delightful literary smoothie. Expect some dog-eared corners and the occasional ink stain that adds character; it’s practically begging for a new adventure, or at least a reluctant shelf placement alongside other literary misfits. With all its quirks, irony, and underlying absurdity, "Runaway Widow" is a testament to Dilly Court’s ability to craft a narrative that is, above all else, refreshingly ridiculous. If you enjoy a good laugh while contemplating the absurdity of existence and the limitations of widowhood, this book is an absolute must-read. Snag your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare yourself for a journey that will make you question both societal norms and your choices in reading material. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2334/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/runaway0widow-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780008435578 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2333 The Mistletoe Seller by Dilly Court Ah, “The Mistletoe Seller” by Dilly Court—because who doesn’t want to read a book that promises the intricate emotional tapestry of business transactions involving festive flora? One can only assume that this literary offering will whisk us away (though probably just a few paces) into a world where the most pressing dilemmas revolve around the exact shade of green that best complements the season’s cheer—or, perhaps, the eternal struggle of convincing passersby that mistletoe is, indeed, a legitimate purchase. If you’ve ever felt the urge to buy a sprig of mistletoe for that special someone, only to be thwarted by your own social anxiety, then consider this your literary therapy session. Set against the backdrop of a world where mistletoe isn’t merely a plant but the very currency of romance, one can only imagine the riveting scenes that unfold. Will our protagonist engage in a gripping negotiation with a rival seller? Perhaps they will engage in an impassioned debate about the ethical implications of forcing people to kiss under a parasitic plant? The possibilities are endless, and yet as delightful as a Christmas cracker with a joke that’s just a tad too old to be funny. One can only wonder what inspired Dilly Court to pen this holiday classic. Was it a particularly festive season gone awry? A mistletoe-related incident that she’s just not ready to discuss? Or perhaps a deep-seated vendetta against anyone who dares to challenge the sacred tradition of the holiday greeting? Whatever the reason, she has transformed what could easily have been a short pamphlet into a full-fledged, albeit slightly meandering, narrative that promises to keep you questioning your life choices throughout the festive season. The book likely features a colorful cast of characters whose lives are as intertwined as the tendrils of mistletoe itself. Expect the eccentric neighbour who perhaps has a little too much enthusiasm for the holiday spirit, the cynical barista who looks at Christmas as a mere opportunity for more caffeine, and maybe even a love interest who thinks mistletoe is overrated but secretly yearns for a kiss. One can only hope that the dialogue sparkles as brightly as tinsel on a tree, though one must prepare for the occasional awkward silence, reminiscent of those family dinners that drag on a bit too long. Now, let us not overlook the crucial aspect of ambience—imagine reading this tome while nestled in your cozy armchair, sipping mulled wine, with a faint hint of regret lingering like the smell of last year’s fruitcake. Who wouldn’t want to immerse themselves in such a festive tableau? However, be cautious, as it may also inspire you to start a mistletoe business of your own, leading to awkward conversations at holiday parties as you explain the intricacies of your newfound entrepreneurial venture. Condition: Used, and much like the holiday season itself, this book has seen better days. The corners of the pages are slightly dog-eared, as if in a hurry to escape the confines of the shelf, and the spine bears the marks of a reader who might have thought twice about whether this was the right choice for their winter reading list. Still, it remains intact enough to deliver the full dose of festive quirkiness that is both Dilly Court’s signature and the reason you’re likely flipping through the pages in the first place. As you ponder whether to invest your time in the enigmatic world of festive horticulture, consider this: Will you find an unexpected joy in the pages, or will you simply close the book and resign yourself to a month of Christmas shopping? Only time—and perhaps a few sprigs of the good ol’ mistletoe—will tell. Purchase your copy from Crappy Old Books for a delightful dose of irony and perhaps an excuse to stock up on your own supply of kissing paraphernalia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2333/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mistletoe-seller-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780008199555 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2332 The Bottom Box by Dilly Court Welcome to the peculiar world of "The Bottom Box" by Dilly Court—a title that may lead you to wonder what exactly is contained within the confines of this enigmatic container. Is it filled with treasure, secrets, or perhaps just a collection of old socks? We may never know, but one thing is certain: the contents of this box are infinitely more exciting than your average soulless cardboard receptacle languishing in the attic. This 2017 offering from Harper is a delightful exploration of the mysteries that lie beneath the surface, both in the literal sense of the bottom box and the metaphorical depths of human experience. Imagine, if you will, a world where boxes hold the key to understanding one’s innermost fears and desires. Dilly Court, with a flourish of wit and an uncanny knack for the absurd, invites you to uncover the layers of intrigue packed into this literary curio. Perhaps it’s a place where the mundane meets the fantastical, or where the forgotten and the lost converge in a raucous celebration of life’s quirks. With each turn of the page, you might find yourself pondering profound questions, such as: "Why do we hold on to the things we do?" or "Could my old Beanie Baby truly be a portal to another dimension?" The book meanders through the lives of its characters as they wrestle with their own emotional baggage—a fitting metaphor for what one might find in the bottom box itself. Will they discover buried memories long thought lost? Or will they merely unearth a few odd trinkets and an expired coupon for half-off a hairdryer? The suspense is palpable, much like the anticipation felt when one peers into an unopened box in the attic. One cannot help but wonder: will it be life-altering or merely life-affirming? Amidst the whimsical prose, readers will encounter a cast of characters who are as layered and complex as the very box they seek to unravel. There’s the introspective protagonist, who may or may not be a figment of Dilly Court’s imagination; the quirky neighbor who insists on collecting spoons from every country (what a project!); and the wise old cat who knows more about the human condition than most philosophers. Each character reveals more than they intend, much like the bottom box holding its secrets close, only to spill them out at the most inconvenient of moments. As you navigate the winding narratives and unpredictable twists, prepare yourself for a smattering of unexpected humor. Dilly Court possesses a remarkable ability to juxtapose the profound with the absurd, creating moments that will have you chuckling even as you contemplate your own existence. It’s a delightful balancing act, like trying to keep a teetering stack of books from toppling over while simultaneously sipping a cup of lukewarm tea. Yes, this book is an exercise in maintaining equilibrium, both in narrative and in life. Condition: If you’re considering purchasing "The Bottom Box," expect a book that has clearly been loved and lived with. There are dog-eared pages, a few scribbles in the margins (likely philosophical musings of a previous reader), and the cover may have seen better days—much like your great aunt’s best china that she insists on using for every occasion, even if it’s just for a Tuesday night dinner. All these signs indicate that this book is ready for its next adventure, awaiting a reader who appreciates the charm of a well-worn tome. So, why not take a gamble on "The Bottom Box"? After all, who doesn’t love a good mystery wrapped in layers of whimsy? Grab your own copy now from Crappy Old Books, where the old and the quirky are celebrated, and where you might just unearth a treasure or two—be it in literature or in life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2332/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bottom-box-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper 9780008137410 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2331 The River Maid by Dilly Court Ah, "The River Maid," a delightful concoction by Dilly Court, who seems to have taken a hearty swig from the chalice of literary whimsy. First published in 2018 by Harper Collins, this novel is, at least in theory, a tale as refreshing as a summer’s day spent by the riverbank—or, perhaps more accurately, as soggy as an old teabag floating in a tepid cup of Earl Grey. Imagine, if you will, a world where the river is as mystical as it is muddy, where maidens frolic with abandon (or at least with a healthy dose of caution) along its banks, and where romance blossoms amid the brambles. You might be led to believe that this book is a journey of heartfelt sentiments and giddy romance, but if you look closely, it’s much more likely to resemble an amusingly chaotic boat ride down a slightly murky stream. Think less "Pride and Prejudice" and more "Wacky Watercraft Adventures." One can only hope the characters can swim. In “The River Maid,” Dilly Court presumably concocts a narrative stew of love, loss, and all the delightful messiness that life has to offer. Readers may expect grand proclamations of love and the occasional swoon-worthy moment, only to be greeted by moments of head-scratching absurdity. After all, who needs a straightforward plot when you can have a cast of characters that resemble an ensemble from a slightly off-kilter period drama? The book is a tantalizing invitation to those who enjoy a splash of irony with their literary escapades. With characters who may or may not have their heads firmly attached to their shoulders, it’s the kind of read that will leave you wondering if you’ve stumbled into a comedic farce masquerading as a historical romance. Expect unexpected twists and the occasional plot hole big enough to sail a riverboat through! You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and you may even wonder what sort of tea Dilly Court was sipping while she penned this peculiar tale. As you meander through the pages, you might find yourself pondering some of life’s great mysteries, like why rivers are always depicted as picturesque, yet are often home to more than just swans and lilies. You may also reflect on the existential questions that plague every good bookworm: How many misunderstandings can one character endure before they either learn from them or decide to start a new life as a hermit? And will the maid ever put down her mop long enough to engage in a romantic escapade? These are the burning questions that keep readers turning the pages, even if it’s with a bemused smirk. Condition: Used, with the kind of wear that suggests it’s been read and re-read, possibly by someone who took their time to appreciate every quirky curve and twist. Expect a few dog-eared pages, some smudged ink here and there, and a spine that’s been flexed like a yoga instructor who’s had one too many cups of coffee. The book exhibits the charm of a well-loved novel, and perhaps a few signs that it’s been on a journey of its own—much like the river maid herself. If you’re in the market for a book that hurls you into a delightful mess of romantic entanglements, improbable scenarios, and the distinct possibility of encountering a charmingly hapless cast of characters, “The River Maid” might just be your ticket to literary chaos. So grab a cup of your preferred beverage, settle in, and prepare for an experience that promises to be as unpredictable as the river itself. All this, and more, can be yours, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. Because why wouldn’t you want to add a dash of delightful confusion to your shelves? Who knows, it may just become your most cherished literary enigma. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2331/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-river-mais-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780008199609 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2330 Rag And Bone Christmas by Dilly Court Prepare yourself for a festive extravaganza that promises to be as chaotic as the family Christmas dinner you dread every year. "Rag And Bone Christmas" by Dilly Court is the literary equivalent of a half-eaten mince pie you find stuffed behind the couch—unexpected, slightly questionable, and possibly the highlight of your holiday season. Published in the height of 2020’s peculiar charm, this tome whispers sweet nothings about the joys of the season while simultaneously throwing in a few curveballs that would make even the keenest cricket enthusiast raise an eyebrow. Imagine if Charles Dickens had created an Instagram account and spent the entire holiday season posting bizarre but heartfelt photos of rubbish collectors and their unremarkable adventures. That’s the spirit of "Rag And Bone Christmas." Dilly Court, with the grace of a reindeer on roller skates, guides us through a world where the sacred meets the absurd, peppering her narrative with characters who are delightfully flawed and utterly relatable. Your heart will flutter at the poignant moments while simultaneously cringing at the slightly offbeat antics of those trying to make the best of a less-than-perfect holiday. This book may well have the most eclectic cast of characters you’ve ever encountered since your last family reunion. We have that eccentric aunt who insists on wearing Christmas sweaters that look suspiciously like they were crocheted by someone who has never seen a reindeer, and the bewildered child who just wants to know why the Christmas tree is taller than Great Uncle Bert and twice as unstable. All are brilliantly woven into a narrative filled with the kind of rich detail that makes you wonder if Court has been eavesdropping on your own family gatherings—if only to capture the juicy bits. As we meander through the pages, we encounter situations that range from the mildly amusing to the downright baffling. Will the rag-and-bone man find love amidst his collection of unwanted trinkets? Will the family dog be an unwitting hero by devouring the Christmas turkey in one audacious gulp? The answers may not be what you expect, but they will undoubtedly leave you chuckling and questioning your own holiday traditions. As you clutch this book, you may find yourself pondering the deeper meanings behind the holiday season, or you may simply decide to use it as a doorstop. Either way, "Rag And Bone Christmas" serves up a dish that’s part whimsy and part reality check, reminding us that the holiday season isn’t just about glossy wrapping paper and perfectly timed carol renditions; it’s about the glorious messiness of life itself. Condition: This used copy has weathered the storm of multiple holiday seasons and comes complete with character marks that tell stories of their own—finger smudges from frantic page-turning, and perhaps even the faint scent of last year’s mulled wine. Don’t worry, it has been thoroughly vetted to ensure it retains all the charm of a slightly worn-out Christmas ornament—perfectly imperfect. Perfect for those who enjoy a good chuckle while sipping on their lukewarm eggnog, this book is ideal for anyone looking to gift a friend or relative something that embodies the true spirit of Christmas: a dash of chaos, a sprinkle of nostalgia, and a whole lot of quirkiness. So head over to Crappy Old Books and pick up your very own copy of "Rag And Bone Christmas"—because who wouldn’t want a tattered tome filled with stories that could outshine the most extravagant of holiday lights? Ultimately, this book captures the essence of not just Christmas, but of humanity itself—messy, unpredictable, and full of love, laughter, and perhaps a few regrettable decisions. Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace the raggedy charm of the holidays with Dilly Court’s delightful offering! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2330/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rag-and-bone-christmas-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780008287870 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2329 The Constant Heart by Dilly Court In a world teeming with uncertainty, where the only thing that truly remains constant is the unyielding ability of a heart to beat, Dilly Court’s "The Constant Heart" flutters into your life like a slightly moth-eaten valentine from your long-lost great-aunt. Published in 2008 by Arrow Books, this literary treasure—or perhaps more accurately, a literary curiosity—promises to whisk you straight to an era of melodrama, passion, and the sort of plot twists that may leave you wondering whether you should be laughing or crying. Imagine this: a heart that does not just beat but rather performs an entire symphony, complete with crescendos and the occasional off-key note. Dilly Court has dedicated herself to exploring the broad spectrum of human emotion, and with an authorial flair that oscillates somewhere between cryptic and slightly overcooked, she invites you to join the emotional rollercoaster. Yet, as you buckle in, be prepared for the distinct possibility that the ride may not always be smooth. Expect an unexpected blend of sentimentality and ironic detachment, like a warm hug from a distant relative who secretly resents you. Set against a backdrop that might have been ripped from the pages of a Victorian postcard, the narrative drips with the scent of nostalgia, mingling with the whiffs of lavender and the faint pungency of burnt toast from the kitchen next door. The characters are as diverse as the moths fluttering around your lightbulb at midnight, each lending their peculiar shade to the canvas of life. You will meet individuals who may or may not be experiencing a mid-life crisis, alongside starry-eyed youths who seem to have mistaken the 19th century for a trendy café in Shoreditch. But don’t be fooled into thinking this is merely a love story; alas, it could be an epic tale of frustration, misunderstandings, and the unfortunate side effects of poor communication. In the spirit of full disclosure, the heart in this constant saga may not be as reliable as one would hope. In fact, it might just lead you down the proverbial garden path to a patch of nettles instead of a bouquet of roses. It’s a little like setting your heart on a particular biscuit only to find it’s been swapped out for a rather stale cracker. As you flip through the pages, you will undoubtedly encounter the usual suspects of literary tropes, including but not limited to: Characters whose complexities are only matched by the number of times they roll their eyes. Heartwarming epiphanies that occur at the most inconvenient of times. Romantic misadventures that leave you questioning your own romantic choices. Plot lines that meander more than a lost sheep in an open field. The occasional moment of startling clarity, often followed by a hefty dose of confusion. Condition: Used, though it has clearly lived a life of its own, wearing its creases and dog-eared pages like medals of honor. The spine may exhibit signs of wear, much like a well-loved armchair that’s seen a few too many family gatherings. The cover, while no longer pristine, retains a certain charm that can only be described as ’characterful’, akin to a slightly eccentric grandparent who insists on wearing plaid socks with sandals. If you relish the idea of immersing yourself in a story that walks the fine line between the absurd and the profound, "The Constant Heart" is poised to offer you an experience punctuated by either sighs of exasperation or bursts of laughter. It promises to be a delightful addition to those who appreciate the quirky eccentrics of life and literature alike. So, prepare yourself for a journey that is not necessarily linear, but certainly rich in peculiarities, brought to you by none other than Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2329/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-constant-heart-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099553540 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2328 Mermaids Singing by Dilly Court In the whimsical world of Dilly Court’s "Mermaids Singing," you may find your expectations about mermaids thoroughly subverted. Far from the enchanting creatures luring sailors to their watery doom, these mermaids seem to spend a rather inordinate amount of time discussing the latest gossip from the surface world. Forget about enchanting melodies; it’s more about the latest bubble-blowing competition down at the coral café. Set in 2006—a year when flip phones were still considered cutting-edge technology—this tome likely feels as contemporary as a VHS tape in a cloud storage universe. Readers, prepare yourselves for a raucous romp through the depths of maritime chit-chat, where starfish serve as makeshift therapists and octopuses double as your local gossip columnists. Dilly Court, with a flair for the fantastical, spins a yarn that oscillates between the profound and the utterly ridiculous. You might question if you’ve stumbled into a nautical sitcom, where the stakes are as high as the tide and the humor is as salty as the sea breeze. In a world that seems to be endlessly fascinated with the lives of others, Dilly offers us a glimpse into a watery underbelly of social dynamics that is perhaps more relatable than you’d care to admit. As you flip through the pages, you may be struck by the sheer audacity of the premise, as if Court took a standard fairy tale and decided to throw it into a blender with a bottle of oceanic glitter—resulting in a concoction that is both eye-catching and utterly bewildering. Just how do these mermaids manage to sing when their voices are naturally drowned out by the sound of crashing waves? One might argue it’s merely an allegorical reflection on the struggles of modern-day communication, but in the realms of merfolk, perhaps it’s just all in a day’s work. And let’s not overlook the philosophical musings that inevitably arise when one considers the social hierarchy of such a unique aquatic society. Who knew that navigating the treacherous waters of love and friendship among mermaids would resonate so deeply with our own terrestrial troubles? Indeed, one must ponder whether life under the sea is truly simpler or just a different kind of chaotic. Moreover, if you’re hoping for a treasure chest of character development, you may come away feeling slightly short-changed. The mermaids in Court’s narrative often seem more interested in perfecting their bubble hairstyles than embarking on epic quests for self-discovery. This book might have you questioning whether you should really aspire to be a mermaid or if you’re better off living a dry, albeit mundane, existence on the surface. But fret not, dear reader, for amidst the frivolity, there are glimpses of poignant wisdom. Perhaps in between the flippant remarks about seaweed diets and starfish fashion faux pas lies a deeper commentary on the human experience. Or maybe that’s just the saltwater getting to you. Either way, "Mermaids Singing" is as much a social commentary as it is a parody of itself, a curious artefact from the mid-naughties that will either charm or perplex, depending on your nautical leanings. Condition: Used, which means it has likely been read by someone who thought they’d find their inner mermaid but instead ended up in a puddle of existential dread. Expect the pages to be just a tad dog-eared, perhaps with a few mermaid-sized coffee stains—a badge of honour for any second-hand book. The cover may show signs of wear that suggest it has been carried to and from seaside holiday homes, where it was likely perused between rounds of Pimm’s. Ideal for those who appreciate books with a backstory of their own. Whether you’re seeking a whimsical escape into the underwater antics of these sassier-than-average mermaids or simply want to impress your friends at the next fancy dinner party with your eclectic literary choices, “Mermaids Singing” is a curious addition to your bookshelf. Scour the shelves of Crappy Old Books for this delightful oddity, and remember: the deeper you venture into the sea of literature, the more peculiar your treasures may become. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2328/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mermaids-singing-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books 9780099490975 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2327 Holy War by Karen Armstrong Step right up, bibliophiles and seekers of forgotten wisdom! Presenting for your perusal: "Holy War" by the ever-insightful Karen Armstrong, a book that seeks to untangle the knotted shoelaces of faith, conflict, and the human propensity for dramatic flair. Published in 1988 by the illustrious Macmillan, this tome is not just a book; it’s a trip down the labyrinthine corridors of historical religious conflicts, possibly while wearing socks with sandals – a fashion statement that, like the content of this book, has seen its fair share of debate. Now, you may be wondering, why on Earth would anyone need a book on holy wars? Surely, we’ve fought enough over who gets the last biscuit in the tea tray! But fear not, dear reader, for Armstrong’s sharp pen takes us through the ages, navigating the tumultuous seas of divinely sanctioned battles, and perhaps leaving a breadcrumb trail of reason along the way. This isn’t mere storytelling; it’s more like a historical map that swings from the ancient to the modern, with detours that reveal more about our own nature than we might be comfortable admitting. With each turn of the page, one might find themselves pondering what makes a war “holy.” Is it the fervor of the zealots, the turmoil of the faithful, or the utterly bewildered expressions of bystanders caught in the crossfire? Armstrong’s argument seems to weave through these questions like a cat through a garden of tulips—both graceful and slightly chaotic. A delightful concoction of historical analysis and philosophical musings, this book is neither a dry academic treatise nor a sensationalist romp through the annals of warfare. Instead, it sits somewhere delightfully in-between, like a well-brewed cup of Earl Grey on a rainy afternoon—comforting yet startlingly complex. Expect to encounter a dazzling array of topics, including but not limited to: The Crusades and their rather pompous European fanfare. Jihad—a term that seems to have more interpretations than a toddler’s drawing. The mystifying relationship between faith and fanaticism, just like that uncle who insists he’s an expert on everything after one too many pints. Modern interpretations and the inevitable mess that comes from trying to apply ancient principles to today’s world. How a good theological debate can escalate faster than a game of Monopoly at a family gathering. But wait! There’s more! Armstrong’s prose is laced with the kind of wit that might make you chuckle even as you grapple with the weighty subjects at hand. Who knew a discourse on holy wars could occasionally tickle your funny bone? One might find themselves snickering ironically at the sheer absurdity of human history, where every act of righteous fury is often just a miscommunication over who had dibs on the holy grail. Condition: This used copy comes with the kind of character only a second-hand book can boast. It bears the gentle marks of previous readers, each crease and yellowed page a testament to its journey through the minds of countless seekers of knowledge (or perhaps just those who fancied a good read on a rainy day). It is slightly dog-eared, which adds to its charm, much like that beloved old armchair that’s seen better days but still offers the best place to settle in with a cuppa. As you delve into "Holy War," you’re not just reading a book; you’re embarking on a historical scavenger hunt, one where the prize is a deeper understanding of the complexities of faith, conflict, and the human spirit. It’s a read for the pondering soul, the one who’s unafraid to confront the muddled tapestry of human history, all while sipping tea and possibly debating the merits of scones versus crumpets. So, whether you’re a history buff, a philosophy enthusiast, or just someone looking to impress friends at the next book club meeting, "Holy War" is waiting for you to crack it open. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we preserve the quirky, the ironic, and the wonderfully outdated, one page at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2327/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/holy-war-july-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan 9780333445440 GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2323 Photography by Graphis Photo Ah, "Photography," a title so direct and unassuming it whispers sweet nothings to the inner artist in all of us—while simultaneously warning us that the contents may involve more than just pictures of your cat wearing a hat. Published in 1993 by the enigmatic Page One Publishing, this tome likely represents the pinnacle of photographic wisdom for those who were still figuring out how to set their VCRs back in the day. It’s the kind of book that might have sparked a revolution in the world of snaps and selfies, had anyone remembered to turn on the camera. Selected from the Graphis Annuals. Big book of photos. 157 pages. In an era when photography meant film, and filters were only for your grandma’s pickles, this book probably made a valiant attempt to demystify the art. You can almost hear the pages crunching under the weight of unfulfilled dreams, each one carefully crafted to help you navigate the labyrinth of lenses, lighting, and the arduous task of avoiding red-eye. Graphis Photo, a name that evokes images of serious men with serious mustaches, might just have captured the essence of both the craft and the chaos that surrounds it. Imagine flipping through these pages only to discover that the world of photography in the early ’90s was a mix of enthusiasm, guerrilla tactics, and unbridled optimism. The book likely features advice that modern-day Instagram influencers would clutch their pearls over—like using actual film and hoping for the best. One can only wonder if the author ever considered a disclaimer: "Warning: No selfies were harmed in the making of this book." The juxtaposition of analog versus digital is practically begging for a humorous essay of its own. As you delve deeper, expect a whirlwind tour through the world of photographic techniques that would make even the most seasoned shutterbug scratch their heads in mild confusion. A smorgasbord of tips might include, but are not limited to: The Art of Avoiding the Flash—An Ode to Shadows How to Frame Your Pet Without Getting Claws Developing Film: It’s Not Just for Mad Scientists Composing the Perfect Shot—Or Just Pointing and Shooting Why Your Neighbour’s Garden is Not a Valid Photographic Subject But don’t let the dated advice fool you; this book is a relic that speaks volumes about a time when photography was a labor of love and patience. Those were the days when you couldn’t just delete an embarrassing photo—no, you had to keep it forever in a dusty shoebox, silently judging you from the back of the closet. A heady mix of nostalgia and irony fills the air as you leaf through each page, imagining the sweaty palms of the amateur photographer hoping against hope to capture something beautiful on a roll of film that cost more than their first car. Condition: Used, which is to say that this book has been cherished, cursed, and possibly even spilled upon. It comes with the added charm of a slightly dog-eared cover and pages that may or may not have been lovingly thumbed through by a former owner who probably believed they were going to win a Pulitzer for their black-and-white photos of pigeons. The smell of age wafts through the pages, invoking a delightful blend of nostalgia and the faint hint of what can only be described as “vintage library.” Perfect for those who appreciate the charm of a book that has lived a life almost as exciting as the art it discusses. So, if you’re ready to revel in the irony of a photography book that might just be more about the journey than the destination, pick up "Photography" by Graphis Photo. It promises a trip down memory lane—complete with questionable choices and perhaps an unsolicited lesson on the importance of lighting. Ideal for aspiring photographers, seasoned veterans, and anyone who enjoys the smell of old paper. Available for your browsing pleasure at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the books might just be the jokes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2323/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/photography-july-2024.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Page One Publishing 9789810057190 GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2322 The Chinese Century by Jonathan Spence and Annping Chin In a world where every century seems to be somebody’s century, Jonathan Spence and Annping Chin decided to stake their claim with a rather bold proclamation: "The Chinese Century." Published in 1996, this book dares to consider a future where the Middle Kingdom might just rule the roost—or at least throw a very lavish tea party. Whether you’re a sinologist, an armchair historian, or someone who simply enjoys staring pensively at maps, this tome promises an intellectual journey through the intricate tapestries of Chinese culture, politics, and economics, with just a hint of irony that would make even a Confucian sage chuckle. Imagine the authors, pens poised, presumably sipping green tea in a cozy café, while they muse over the possibility that the 21st century could be the one where China rises to global prominence—an idea that, if nothing else, requires an extraordinary amount of foresight. Readers may find themselves wondering if Spence and Chin were simply ahead of their time or if they possessed a crystal ball that could see beyond the murky waters of political upheaval and economic reform. After all, who wouldn’t want to ponder the future while leaning back against a plush armchair, surrounded by the scent of ink and old paper? This book is not merely a collection of statistics and forecasts; it’s a veritable buffet of concepts, rich in history and steeped in the kind of scholarly enthusiasm that could put even the most jaded academic to shame. Spence and Chin seem to have sprinkled in just enough irony to keep readers engaged, as they explore China’s historical narrative, which includes a vast array of emperors, revolutions, and cultural revolutions—because why have a simple narrative when you can have a multi-course meal? The authors embark on a glorious expedition through centuries marked by dynastic intrigue and philosophical musings, meticulously weaving in the influences that have shaped China into a global powerhouse. They might even coax you into believing that a century dominated by the ancient art of calligraphy and the modern chaos of social media is not just possible, but inevitable. Spoiler alert: It’s going to be a fascinating mess. As you leaf through the pages, be prepared to encounter a multitude of ideas that range from the deeply profound to the downright absurd. It’s the kind of read that may lead you to ponder questions like: What if the Chinese Century is just an elaborate joke? And if so, who’s the punchline? Will it be the Western powers, still clutching their outdated maps and monocles, or perhaps the author’s themselves, who dared to imagine a future where China not only plays the game but rewrites the rules? Condition: Used, but in that wonderfully ‘loved’ way that only second-hand books can be. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (or is it tea?), and a certain patina of wisdom that can only come from someone else having pondered the same existential crises you are now grappling with. This tome isn’t just a book; it’s a conversation starter—albeit one that may lead to more confusion than clarity. It’s a perfect companion for those long evenings spent on the sofa, contemplating the mysteries of history while trying to ignore the impending doom of 21st-century global politics. So, if you’re in the market for a book that both enlightens and perplexes, one that can serve as a modern-day oracle or a slightly inept tea companion, look no further. You may just discover that "The Chinese Century" is more than a title; it’s an invitation to a raucous intellectual soirée, where the main course is a hefty slice of irony served with a side of historical critique. Visit Crappy Old Books today to snag your own copy, and perhaps start your own philosophical debate about whether or not we’re living in a century that belongs to someone, or if it’s just a collective punchline waiting to be written. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2322/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-chinese-century-july-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780002558013 GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2321 Responses To 101 Questions On The Dead Sea Scrolls by Joseph A Fitzmyer In the grand tradition of scholarly inquiry, where the pedantic meets the perplexing, we present to you a delightful tome that straddles the line between enlightenment and ennui: "Responses To 101 Questions On The Dead Sea Scrolls" by the illustrious Joseph A Fitzmyer. Published in 1993, this book has apparently survived the test of time—and for good reason. It’s like a fine wine left at the back of a cupboard, aged with the patina of dust and a faint whiff of niche academia. A true feast for the intellectually curious and the mildly bewildered alike. Have you ever found yourself pondering the enigmatic writings of a long-dead sect of Jews living by a body of water that is decidedly not renowned for its fish population? Do you crave answers to questions that you never quite dared to ask, such as, “What was the Dead Sea Scrolls’ stance on wearing sandals with socks?” or “Could the authors of these scrolls have possibly been on to something with their penchant for ink and parchment?” Well, rejoice, for Fitzmyer has taken on the Herculean task of providing responses to 101 of such queries! Each answer is like a breadcrumb, leading you down an unlit path where the intellectual birds have already flown south for the winter. With a writing style that is as dry as the Judean Desert and as engaging as watching paint dry on a scroll, Fitzmyer combines the thrill of academic rigor with the excitement of an empty lecture hall. His prose invites you to engage with the scrolls in a way that feels less like a caper through history and more like a leisurely stroll through a particularly uninspired library. One can almost smell the faint scent of mildew wafting from the pages—a nostalgic reminder of the joys of second-hand book shopping. This book is not for the faint-hearted. If you were hoping for a gripping narrative or a dash of suspense, you may want to reconsider. However, if you’re a seeker of esoteric knowledge, a lover of the arcane, or simply someone who enjoys the sensation of reading something that feels like a scholarly Dunlop with an air of unintentional irony, then this is your proverbial cup of lukewarm tea. In fact, this book could serve as a splendid conversation starter at your next dinner party, provided your guests have an unquenchable thirst for obscure theological discussions. Imagine the looks on their faces as you casually drop in trivia about the significance of the Qumran community’s relationship with the scrolls! Or don’t. The choice is yours. Either way, you’ll find a myriad of delightful, if somewhat esoteric, facts lurking within the pages. To properly enjoy this book, one might consider the following approaches: Gazing thoughtfully at the cover while sipping herbal tea. Using it as a doorstop, thus providing a dual purpose to this scholarly endeavor. Engaging in an interpretative dance of the scroll’s contents—complete with dramatic arm gestures. Reading it aloud in a monotone voice for comedic effect. Using it as a prop to impress your cat, who will likely show more interest than most humans. Condition: This edition is used, but don’t let that deter you! The pages are all intact, though the spine shows the loving wear of having been consulted by a few diligent scholars and a number of curious cats. The cover features the sort of creases that suggest a life well-lived among dusty bookshelves, while the inside bears the occasional marginalia—perhaps the musings of an underappreciated academic, or just someone who had a particularly existential crisis while reading. In a world where knowledge is power and the Dead Sea Scrolls remain a tantalising enigma, this book from Crappy Old Books will certainly provide you with the responses you never knew you needed. So, take a chance on this dry yet oddly charming exploration of ancient scrolls and let the pages whisper their secrets to you—if only you can decipher their cryptic meanings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2321/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/responces-to-1010-questions-on-the-dead-sea-scrolls-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Geoffrey Chapman 9780225666830 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2319 Two Temple Place by Barbara Bryant In the grand and labyrinthine world of architecture, few establishments capture the essence of bafflement and grandeur quite like Two Temple Place. Step inside the hallowed pages of Barbara Bryant’s 2013 offering, published by the ever-intriguing Bulldog Trust, where the very walls seem to whisper secrets of quirkiness, art, and, dare we say, existential angst. This book promises a delightful exploration of a building that is not merely a structure but a character in its own right—a character that often feels like it’s auditioning for a role in a rather eccentric play. But what exactly does Two Temple Place represent? Perhaps it is a love letter to Victorian architecture, or perhaps a cryptic guide to deciphering the sentiments of stone and mortar. One cannot be entirely sure, as Bryant’s prose flits about like a confused moth drawn to a very specific lightbulb that might not even be switched on. In this convoluted narrative, you will find yourself questioning not only the purpose of the building but the very purpose of existence itself. Will you emerge enlightened or merely more confused? That is, dear reader, a gamble you must take. Our protagonist—if we can dare to use such a term in this context—is none other than the building itself, a veritable mélange of Gothic Revival and baffling ornamentation. It stands resolute on the banks of the Thames, perhaps contemplating the human condition or simply practicing its best impression of a grandiose cake. The building is said to harbor within its walls a plethora of art, history, and the occasional tea party hosted by someone who forgot to invite the guests. In a world where buildings often play second fiddle to their more charismatic inhabitants, this one takes center stage and demands your attention, even if you’re not quite sure why. Condition: Used. This book has been gently thumbed through by previous owners, indicating that it has survived the ages with a certain grace, or at least the ability to withstand the curious fingers of amateur historians and casual art enthusiasts alike. Expect slightly dog-eared pages and a cover that tells tales of a life well-lived in the dusty corners of second-hand bookshops—much like our own dear selves. As you leaf through the pages, you will encounter a myriad of eccentric illustrations and musings that could easily be mistaken for the ramblings of a caffeinated architect. Barbara Bryant’s knack for weaving the seemingly mundane into the fabric of the extraordinary is truly a sight to behold, much like the building itself; at times bewildering, at times uplifting, and at others, just plain odd. It’s like discovering a rare breed of flower in a field of dandelions—where did it come from, and why is it making you question your life choices? Moreover, Bryant has a gift for imbuing her text with an air of irony that leaves you chuckling and scratching your head simultaneously. As you read, you might find yourself questioning your very sanity, as each chapter unfolds like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, served on a plate of perplexity. You’ll want to know what happens next, even if you can’t quite grasp the particulars of the plot—or lack thereof. Is there a plot? Or are we just here to admire the building’s questionable taste in decor? For those who relish a good old-fashioned intellectual workout, Two Temple Place is a delightful conundrum waiting to be tackled. You might walk away with more questions than answers, but isn’t that the hallmark of great literature? In the end, it doesn’t really matter whether you fully understand the intricacies of the building or the author’s intentions. What matters is that you took the plunge into this odd little book, available at none other than Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the peculiar and the perplexing with each and every turn of the page. So, dust off your best monocle, grab a cup of Earl Grey, and prepare to be amused, bemused, and perhaps a little confused as you explore the resplendent weirdness that is Two Temple Place. It’s not just a book; it’s an experience—a delightful jaunt into the extraordinary realm of architectural absurdity, brought to you by the inimitable Barbara Bryant. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2319/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/two-temple-place-july-2024.jpg 3.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bulldog Trust 9780957062825 GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2318 Monet - A Visit To Giverny by Francoise Bayle Welcome to the whimsical world of Monet, where water lilies float lazily on shimmering ponds, and the very air seems to hum with the vibrant whispers of Impressionism. In "Monet - A Visit To Giverny," Francoise Bayle invites you to embark on a journey that promises to be as enlightening as it is curiously underwhelming. Published in that golden year of 2004, when flip phones were still trendy and social media was merely a twinkle in the eye of a nascent tech wizard, this volume is a delightful amalgam of art, nostalgia, and the faint smell of stale baguettes. One could argue that Giverny is the kind of place where dreams flutter about like butterflies, but let’s face it: it’s also a spot where tourists snap selfies with a fervor that rivals paparazzi at a royal wedding. Bayle’s book seems to oscillate between the romanticism of the artist’s lush garden and the reality of a place that has become a veritable theme park for art aficionados. If you’ve ever wanted to understand Monet’s genius while simultaneously feeling the weight of a hundred cameras clicking away, then you’ve hit the jackpot with this charmingly ironic tome. The pages of this book invite you to ponder what lies beyond the canvas, and while many might find themselves captivated by the serene landscapes, some may question whether the true masterpiece is the art or the throngs of visitors attempting to capture it in digital form. Monet’s gardens, with their riotous colors and chaotic beauty, are presented in a way that makes you almost forget the manicured chaos surrounding them. It’s all a bit like finding a tranquil pond in the middle of a bustling shopping mall—utterly captivating yet slightly absurd. With every turn of the page, you might find yourself subjected to delightful tidbits about Monet’s life and artistic process, all wrapped in a package that feels somewhat like a school field trip gone awry. One minute, you’re admiring his brushwork, and the next, you’re considering whether you should have worn more comfortable shoes for your stroll through the verbal garden of Giverny. In a way, Bayle is like the tour guide who accidentally leads you off the beaten path, revealing both the beauty and the quirky oddities of this iconic artist’s home. If you’re still intrigued, allow me to present a selection of the book’s unique features that may, or may not, pique your interest: A plethora of stunning visuals that might just make you want to paint your own kitchen. Informative captions that whisper secrets about Monet’s tumultuous relationship with his own garden. Occasional musings on life that are, perhaps, more philosophical than necessary when discussing water lilies. Footnotes that lead you down rabbit holes of art theory—who knew Monet could inspire academic debates? A section on the best times of year to visit Giverny, so you can plan your tourist-filled adventure accordingly. Condition: Used, but don’t let that deter you! This book comes with a charming patina of experience, as if it too has taken a leisurely stroll through the gardens of Giverny. Some pages may have the faint aroma of the past (or perhaps a hint of something else entirely), just enough to lend depth to your reading experience. Let’s just say it’s a little worn around the edges, much like the 2004 hairstyle decisions you may have regretted. In a world where one could easily get lost in the endless river of art books, "Monet - A Visit To Giverny" stands out as both a curious exploration and a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the phenomenon of art tourism. Join the ranks of those who can appreciate the irony of seeking tranquillity amidst the chaos, while knowing full well that the best view of Monet’s work might just be from the comfort of your own sofa. After all, who needs to experience Giverny firsthand when you have Crappy Old Books to deliver the quirky charm of art history right to your doorstep? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2318/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/monet-july-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Artlys 9782854952360 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2317 Storm by Life-Time Books Ah, 1982—a year when shoulder pads reigned supreme, and everyone believed the future would be filled with flying cars and leisure suits. Enter "Storm," a literary tempest brought to you by the illustrious Life-Time Books, a publisher that surely had the foresight to know that the world needed yet another stormy narrative (or perhaps they were just trying to sell a few more copies before disco truly died). This book, with its vague title, suggests more than it delivers, and that’s part of its charm, or lack thereof, depending on your mood. As you crack open this illustrious tome, you might be greeted by an array of characters whose names are as forgettable as a bus stop on a rainy Tuesday. The plot—if one could call it that—whisks you away through a series of events that seem to be as unpredictable as the British weather itself. Will it rain? Will it shine? Will the plot actually go anywhere? Only time—and your willingness to engage with this literary conundrum—will tell. Now, let’s talk about the cover. It’s a masterpiece of 1980s design, with a stormy sky that seems to suggest chaos and drama, yet inside lies a narrative that feels more like a gentle drizzle on an overcast day. You might be tempted to flip through its pages, searching for the exciting storm promised by the cover, only to find a series of mundane encounters that feel more like an afternoon tea than a tempestuous squall. What’s more, the author, Life-Time Books, is a name that evokes such rich imagery. One can only wonder if it’s the pseudonym for a collective of writers trapped in a perpetual state of ennui, each one contributing a chapter while waiting for the kettle to boil. The synergy—or lack thereof—across the pages gives the book a delightful disjointedness that might appeal to those who enjoy the avant-garde style of reading. Or possibly to those who have lost all their other books in a flood and have a peculiar sense of humor. In a world bombarded by the latest bestsellers and critically acclaimed novels, "Storm" stands out for its sheer audacity to exist at all. One might even describe it as a social experiment in literary self-indulgence, prompting questions such as: “Why?” and “Was this really necessary?” The answer, dear reader, lies somewhere between the dusty shelves of your local second-hand bookstore and the bottom of a forgotten box in the attic, where this book might finally find its rightful place. As you ponder the contents—and the lack thereof—of this curious title, you may find yourself drawn to its unique brand of irony. It’s almost as if the author is laughing at us for even considering the idea of stormy conflict in a book so devoid of excitement. It’s a literary paradox that raises eyebrows, challenges norms, and perhaps even sparks a philosophical debate or two among your most pretentious friends. Will you take the plunge and become a proud owner of this whimsical anomaly? Condition: Used. So used, in fact, that it likely has a few stories of its own to tell. Expect dog-eared pages, occasional coffee stains (a testament to countless readers who perhaps attempted to sip their morning brew while wrestling with the narrative), and the faint smell of nostalgia, mixed with a hint of dust. It’s the kind of condition that invites you to wonder what sort of soul once held this book dearly in their grasp, only to pass it along to the next unsuspecting reader—maybe even you! So, if you find yourself in need of a conversation starter, a perplexing piece of literature, or simply a book that might serve as an ironic doorstop, “Storm” could very well be your answer. Grab it from Crappy Old Books before it disappears back into the ether from whence it came, and prepare to either be thoroughly bemused or unnervingly entertained. Either way, it’s bound to leave an impression—just perhaps not the one you expected. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2317/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/storm-july-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Life-Time Books no GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2315 Sue Fitzgerald - Solo Exhibition by Sue Fitzgerald In the enchanting realm where art meets the ordinary drudgery of life, we find ourselves face-to-face with Sue Fitzgerald’s intriguing tome, "Solo Exhibition." Published in 2014 by the ever-so-ambitious Catto Gallery, this peculiar work is not merely a catalogue of paintings but rather a whimsical invitation to contemplate the profound significance of one woman’s artistic journey—or perhaps, the lack thereof. A veritable cornucopia of existential musings wrapped in the warm embrace of whimsical brushstrokes, this book might just compel you to reconsider your life choices. Or, perhaps, it will simply make you question why you’re reading it in the first place. Fitzgerald, a name that may or may not ring a bell in the art community, takes us on an odyssey through her own creative universe, showcasing an exhibition that might have left gallery-goers simultaneously awed and bewildered. Within these pages, readers are treated to a medley of delightful illustrations, each more enigmatic than the last. One can only speculate whether they are meant to provoke thought or if they’re simply there to serve as a backdrop for Fitzgerald’s unyielding enthusiasm for the abstract and the absurd. As the reader flips through the pages of "Solo Exhibition," they will be struck by the sheer variety of artistic expressions that Fitzgerald employs. From vibrant splashes of colour that scream for attention to subtle monochromes that whisper ever so softly, the book is a testament to the eclectic nature of modern art—or perhaps an exercise in confusion. Is it a celebration of individuality? A critique of the art world? Or merely an elaborate excuse for Fitzgerald to showcase her work without the hassle of a proper gallery space? One cannot help but appreciate the irony that lies within a title that boasts of a “solo” exhibition. The very essence of art is often about dialogue, collaboration, and, dare we say, a community effort. Yet here lies the solitary vision of Fitzgerald, as if she were a lone ship navigating the tumultuous seas of artistic expression, desperately hoping not to capsize in the waves of critical reception. Will you, dear reader, join her on this tumultuous voyage? Or will you simply nod and smile, pretending to grasp the deeper meanings hidden within her strokes? For those who revel in the absurd, the book offers a delightful list of artistic musings that may or may not lead you to enlightenment. It could be said that Fitzgerald’s work is characterised by: Unapologetic quirkiness that defies conventional artistic norms. Vivid colours that may or may not clash in a celebration of chaos. A sense of introspection that invites readers to search their souls for meaning. Art that is perhaps best appreciated after a glass or two of something strong. The lingering question: Is this art or is it just a series of questionable life choices? Condition: This used copy of "Solo Exhibition" has been lovingly passed around, gaining character through a few coffee stains and creased pages, each mark a testament to its journey through various homes and hearts. The cover, while slightly dog-eared, boasts a certain charm that only a well-loved book can possess. One can imagine the contemplative sighs and puzzled furrows of brows as each reader grappled with the enigmatic nature of Fitzgerald’s offerings. As you explore the pages of "Solo Exhibition," you may just find yourself laughing at the absurdity of life or pondering the depths of human creativity—or possibly both! So, if you’re up for an adventure that is equal parts bewildering and amusing, consider adding this curious work to your collection. After all, at Crappy Old Books, we believe that every second-hand treasure has a story to tell, even if that story is slightly absurd. Happy reading—or, at the very least, happy pondering! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2315/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sue-fitzgerald-july-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Catto Gallery no GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2312 Impressionism Abroad by Sarah Derry Imagine, if you will, a world where paintbrushes are the wands of wizards, transforming mere canvases into portals of colour that transport you to sun-drenched gardens and bustling Parisian streets. In "Impressionism Abroad," Sarah Derry pulls back the curtain on the vibrant epoch of Impressionism, an art movement so influential that it managed to convince a legion of art aficionados that blurry edges and haystacks could indeed be classified as masterpieces. But fear not, for this book promises to unravel the swirling mysteries of this artistic rebellion, much like a poorly tied scarf caught in a blustery wind. Derry deftly guides readers through the fascinating, albeit convoluted, world of artists who were determined to escape the confines of conventional painting. Picture them, paint-smeared and bespectacled, defiantly setting up their easels in the glaring sunlight, challenging the very essence of beauty itself. Each chapter of "Impressionism Abroad" unfolds like a poorly organized art show, featuring topics that will likely leave you either bemused or mildly enlightened. Are these the musings of a genius, or merely the ramblings of someone who spent too much time in a Paris café? You may never know. What, you might reasonably ask, could one possibly glean from a book steeped in the pastel hues of yesteryear? Well, Derry has a penchant for sprinkling in delightful tidbits that could make even the driest art history enthusiast perk up like a well-caffeinated barista. Here are just a few tantalizing morsels you might find: The day Monet misjudged the weather and ended up with a canvas resembling a soggy pancake. An analysis of Renoir’s penchant for painting women with an uncanny similarity to his lunch dates. The secret behind Degas’s obsession with ballet dancers: was it art or just a thinly veiled excuse to stare? How the art world coped when the entire Impressionist movement decided to play hide-and-seek with the critics. Debates on whether Van Gogh really did cut off his ear, or if it was merely a symbolic gesture about the art of sacrifice. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself laughing, cringing, or possibly questioning your life choices, particularly if you have a penchant for the more traditional forms of art. Each page turn takes you deeper into the wacky world of Impressionists, showcasing not just their works, but their peculiar personalities. Derry has a knack for presenting these historical figures in such a way that they become almost relatable—if, of course, you count feverish obsessions with light and colour as relatable traits. The illustrations, which could easily be mistaken for a gallery on a particularly indecisive day, add a layer of vibrancy that may or may not be beneficial to your mental health. The book is a cacophony of visual stimulation and informative narrative, all while managing to maintain an air of delightful chaos. If you’re expecting a traditional art book, prepare yourself for a delightful detour into the realm of the unexpected, where even the pages seem to whisper, “Why not?” Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this tome has seen better days. Perhaps it was once cradled tenderly by a wide-eyed art student or perhaps it was left to languish under a pile of laundry. Whatever its history, it bears the marks of time: slightly dog-eared pages, a spine that looks like it has been through a vigorous workout, and the pervasive scent of old paper—a fragrance that vaguely resembles a mix of nostalgia and forgotten dreams. So, if you find yourself curious about the audacious artists who dared to paint outside the lines—literally—"Impressionism Abroad" may just be the chaotic journey you didn’t know you were seeking. With its blend of quirky anecdotes and questionable historical accuracy, it serves as both an art book and an existential pondering on the nature of creativity, making it a must-have for anyone looking to expand their library of bizarre yet fascinating reads. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2312/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/impressionism-abroad-july-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Royal Academy Of Arts 9781903973608 GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2311 Munch By Himself by Iris Muller-Westermann In a world saturated with picture-perfect art books that flash vibrant images of canvases and curatorial commentary, "Munch By Himself" by Iris Muller-Westermann emerges like an eccentric uncle at a formal dinner—slightly disheveled, but brimming with unfiltered wisdom. Published in 2005 by the Royal Academy of Arts, this work invites readers to peel back the layers of Edvard Munch’s life with all the delicacy of a drunken raccoon rummaging through a dumpster. After all, who wouldn’t want to explore the psyche of an artist who is best known for a painting that seems to scream louder than a toddler in a toy store? What lies within these pages is a quirky yet earnest attempt to understand Munch’s artistic odyssey—a journey fraught with existential crises, melancholy, and perhaps an unquenchable thirst for existential angst. With a title that suggests a solitary figure munching on snacks in a corner, one may wonder if this book delivers insights or merely a guide to the most snack-worthy paintings. Spoiler alert: it’s both, and if you ever wanted to know how many biscuits Munch might have devoured while contemplating the human condition, you might just find that answer nestled between some rather serious essays. Muller-Westermann masterfully wanders through Munch’s tumultuous life, exploring how his personal tragedies are reflected in his art—just like how one’s lunch choices often reflect their emotional state. Did Munch paint "The Scream" after a particularly harrowing encounter with a soggy sandwich? You’ll have to read on to find out! This book tantalizes with subtext while keeping the reader guessing whether the author is serious or just having a laugh at our expense. Throughout the chapters, one can expect a delightful mélange of artistic critique, biographical anecdotes, and the occasional existential musing that makes you ponder whether you should be reading a book about art or simply searching for deeper meaning in your own snack choices. Forget the sterile art critique; here lies a refreshing take that might just inspire you to analyze your own lunch breaks as an artistic expression. Join us as we unravel the enigma of the man behind "The Scream," one potato chip at a time. For those who enjoy a book that feels like an intellectual scavenger hunt, "Munch By Himself" may offer just the right blend of insight and whimsy. Its pages are a tapestry of thoughts, some as disjointed as a toddler trying to assemble a puzzle while simultaneously deciding whether to eat the pieces or not. You might find yourself questioning Munch’s sanity or your own as you ponder his relationship with the world—one biscuit at a time. Condition: Used, and much like Munch himself, this book carries its own unique scars and quirks—spines that have cracked under the weight of existential thought, pages that may have been dog-eared by an overly enthusiastic reader, and the occasional coffee ring that adds character (or just a hint of immoderate snacking). Each wrinkle in the cover tells a story, much like the artist’s own tumultuous journey through life and art. So, if you’re ready to lose yourself in the beautifully chaotic mind of Edvard Munch, alongside the ramblings of a truly whimsical author, grab a copy of this second-hand treasure from Crappy Old Books. Immerse yourself in an experience that promises not just to inform, but to entertain—as if you’ve stumbled upon a conversation about art over a cup of poorly made tea, where the scones are slightly stale but the insights are fresh. Because at the end of the day, isn’t that what art is really about? Enjoying the imperfectly perfect moments, one mouthful at a time? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2311/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/munch-by-himself-july-2024.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Royal Academy of Arts 9781903973653 GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2310 Vienne 1900 by Reunion des Musees Nationaux Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Are you prepared to be whisked away to the dazzling year of 1900, in the grand city of Vienne? No, not a delightful time-traveling escapade—this is a book that promises to be a window into a world where every street corner buzzed with the echoes of the past and the scent of freshly baked pastries. Authored by the illustrious Reunion des Musees Nationaux, you can expect a veritable smorgasbord of cultural enthusiasm, even if the actual content might be a little less riveting than you hoped. Now, before you get too excited about these pages, let’s take a moment to ponder the title: "Vienne 1900." It sounds important, doesn’t it? Like a lost classic that you’ll be proud to display on your coffee table. And yet, it’s the reunion of museums that reminds us someone thought it was a good idea to compile their findings into this rather hefty tome. Critics would argue that it’s less about the happenings of Vienne and more about the delightful art of marketing. 1900, my dear friends, was an era of grandiosity, and you can bet your bottom dollar that this book is bursting at the seams with illustrations that are almost as grand as the claims made about them. As you leaf through these pages, you may find yourself grappling with the question: “Is this a history book or a glossy art catalog?” The answer, dear reader, lies somewhere in the delightful chaos of both. You’ll encounter a cavalcade of artists, some famous, some forgotten, and a number that are just mediocre enough to make you wonder why they even made it into this collection. With each turn of the page, you may feel like an art connoisseur, though you might just as easily find yourself wondering if your next-door neighbour could have painted a better landscape. Inside, you’ll discover not just the paintings, but also extensive footnotes that will guide you through the labyrinth of Vienne’s cultural aspirations. You might even stumble upon some art criticism that could only be described as "enthusiastic"—a word often used to excuse the lack of substance. It seems that at least one person at the Reunion des Musees Nationaux had a penchant for hyperbole, describing even the most mediocre works as “immersive experiences.” Ah, if only our lives could be described in such lofty terms! Condition: Used. That means this book has been previously cherished or perhaps merely tolerated by another soul. It may contain the occasional coffee stain, as if someone attempted to consume both caffeine and culture simultaneously. The spine may show signs of wear, almost as if it’s been through a battle with every living room coffee table in Vienne. Rest assured, it has survived, complete with dog-eared pages that speak volumes about its previous owner’s favourite sections—or, perhaps, their propensity for procrastinating during more intellectually demanding reads. Now, let’s get to the fun part: the illustrations! Every so often, you might encounter a piece that seems to shout, “I was once revolutionary!” while the surrounding pages mumble, “Yes, but what have you done lately?” The pages are filled with a variety of art styles, some of which may even prompt you to reconsider your own ability to doodle. It’s a delightful potpourri, an art school dropout’s dream come true! And if you’re lucky, you may catch a glimpse of the occasional side note that mutters something about the historical significance of a particular brushstroke. Riveting, isn’t it? In the end, "Vienne 1900" is not just a collection of art and history; it’s an exploration of what it means to curate the past. It beckons to those who dream of grandeur while reminding us that sometimes, it’s perfectly acceptable to appreciate the absurdity of our cultural lineage. So, grab your monocle and a cup of tea, and prepare to marvel at the artistic aspirations of a world long gone. Or, at the very least, enjoy the occasional chuckle at the very human yearning for beauty and meaning. Ultimately, if you’re searching for a book that embodies the spirit of cultural enthusiasm with a side of ironic detachment, look no further than this splendid offering from Crappy Old Books. It’s a delightful addition to any collection—just don’t take it too seriously. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2310/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vienne-1900-july-2024.jpg 15.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Reunion des Musees Nationaux no GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2309 Munch by Ulrich Bischoff Ah, "Munch" by Ulrich Bischoff, a title that makes you wonder if the author had a particular fondness for snacks or the deeply existential angst of a Norwegian painter. Released in the magically transformative year of 2002, this tome is proudly presented by Benedikt Taschen, that publisher known for making art books that you might buy to impress guests, only for them to never be opened. But fear not, dear reader; the only thing more haunting than Edvard Munch’s iconic scream might just be the price tag of this second-hand treasure. Slight water damage but perfectly readable and authentic looking as though the reader, you, has studied it a lot, thus making you look clever and smart, unlike the people whose books look like they have never been touched. In a world where the art of food has become an Instagrammable affair, Bischoff seems to have taken a more... esoteric route with this volume. Is it a culinary guide? An exploration of the deeply troubled psyche of artists? Or perhaps a manual for hosting dinner parties where the main dish is ambiguity paired with a side of introspection? The pages inside may not contain the answers, but they’re certainly dense with thoughts, critiques, and possibly a recipe or two for emotional turmoil. What can you expect to find between the covers of this used edition? A peculiar mix of vibrant images and dense musings that might leave you pondering the deeper meanings behind those swirls of paint. It’s like reading a philosophical treatise while staring at an abstract painting, only to realize that the treatise was written on the back of a takeaway menu. Bischoff’s artful tangents are as winding as the Thames, with each turn leading you to more whimsical reflections on life, love, and the occasional existential crisis. As you leaf through the pages, you may encounter enlightening sections such as: The Hidden Layers of Munch: A Journey Through His Fridge Why “The Scream” is the Perfect Representation of Monday Mornings How to Host a Munch-inspired Gathering: Bring Your Own Agony Vegetarian Alternatives to Munch’s Paint Palette The Unspoken Bond Between Art and Snacks: A Critical Examination Each section might just inspire you to rethink your next meal. Perhaps a bowl of sorrow-infused spaghetti or a side of melancholy mashed potatoes will do the trick. Or you could just opt for a classic bowl of cereal while contemplating why your life feels like an unfinished painting—after all, who doesn’t enjoy a good dose of irony in their breakfast? Condition: This book is used, as one might expect from a second-hand source. The cover is slightly dog-eared, likely from a previous life spent in someone’s eclectic collection of art books, and the spine is gently cracked. It wears its history like a badge of honour, hinting at countless conversations it may have had over cups of herbal tea or perhaps during impassioned debates at gallery openings. Expect yellowed pages that seem to sigh with age, carrying the wisdom of time and the faint aroma of the previous owner’s half-hearted attempts at sophistication. Delve into “Munch” and let it take you on a quirk-filled journey, where the only guarantee is that you’ll emerge questioning not just the art of Munch but also the art of your own existence. It’s a perfect read for those who enjoy pondering life’s absurdities while they nibble on a biscuit and pretend to appreciate modern art. Snag this book from Crappy Old Books, and let the existential munching commence! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2309/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/munch-july-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Benedikt Taschen 9783822805695 GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2308 E Munch by Jean Selz In a world teetering on the brink of art criticism and existential dread, we present to you "E Munch," a delightful dive into the mind of the man who brought angst to the canvas like a toddler brings finger paints to a wall. Jean Selz takes the reader on a fantastically wobbly journey through the life of Edvard Munch, the Norwegian maestro of melancholy and creator of the iconic "The Scream." You might think you’re entering a gallery, but be warned: this is more of a twisted funhouse where emotions run rampant, and the mirrors definitely distort reality. 53 paintings in colour. 20 paintings in black and white. Front page contains 4 get well soon messages dated 7 November 1974. So they are probably feeling better now and won’t mind you buying their present. Published in 1974 by Crown Publishers—an establishment that may have once believed that the world needed yet another coffee table book—this tome is infused with an air of pretentiousness that would make a curator at the Tate Modern raise an eyebrow. You’ll find fascinating tidbits textually sprinkled throughout, like confetti at a party no one wanted to attend. With its glossy pages and sophisticated cover, it’s just the thing to impress your guests, assuming your guests are art scholars or very confused relatives. Selz’s writing is a curious blend of academic rigor and eccentric commentary, leading one to wonder if he was more enamoured with Munch’s brush strokes or his penchant for brooding in dimly lit cafes. The text is peppered with insights that leave you questioning if you’re reading an art history book or a gothic novel about a painter who could use a good therapy session. One can only imagine Selz sitting in his study, an oversized beret perched jauntily on his head, pondering the weighty issues of life while clutching a cup of herbal tea. As you flip through the pages, revel in the delightful absurdity of dissecting a man who painted like he was trying to capture the very essence of despair. You’ll encounter poetic descriptions of Munch’s more famous works, but don’t be fooled; this isn’t a straightforward analysis of his brush techniques. Instead, it’s a philosophical rollercoaster, asking questions such as, “What does it mean to scream, and can one do so silently?” In a time when the world was perhaps less chaotic than today, Munch’s work resonates with an almost prophetic unease that we, too, find ourselves musing upon as we scroll through our social media feeds. For those with a penchant for the bizarre, Selz cleverly includes a selection of Munch’s lesser-known works—pieces that would likely send most art critics searching for the nearest exit. In addition to providing a brilliant insight into the artist’s psyche, you may also discover the unintentional comedy of the 1970s art scene. Can we really take a man seriously who painted a series titled "Madonna" while looking like he just lost his last game of Monopoly? Only time will tell. But wait! There’s more! The book is sprightly adorned with illustrations that provide a visual treat, albeit ones that might leave you pondering if we’ve all gone a bit mad. Munch’s swirling figures dance across the pages, as if they’re engaged in a bizarre tango of tragedy, and you’re just the bemused bystander wondering why they can’t just take a nap instead. Perhaps there’s a lesson there about the perpetual pursuit of meaning amidst life’s chaos, or perhaps it’s simply a reminder that sometimes a little insanity can make for a good read. Condition: This volume is used and exhibits the charming wear-and-tear that only a previously-loved book can boast. Expect dog-eared pages that may or may not hold the secrets of a previous owner’s existential crises, and a cover that has seen better days but remains steadfastly noble in its pursuit of cultural enlightenment. Perfect for those who appreciate the quirks of second-hand tomes and are ready to embrace the beautifully flawed nature of life itself. So why not add this peculiar piece to your collection? Whether you’re an art aficionado or merely someone who enjoys a good chuckle at the absurdity of it all, "E Munch" is sure to stimulate conversation, contemplation, or at the very least, a bemused glance from your houseguests. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the pages is the philosophy behind them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2308/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/e-munch-jul-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crown Publishers 9780517515716 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2307 Modern Masters From The Thyssen-Bornemisza Collection by Royal Academy Of Arts In the hallowed halls of high culture, where the air is thick with the scent of aged varnish and pretentiousness, we present "Modern Masters From The Thyssen-Bornemisza Collection," a tome so packed with artistic treasures that even the dust mites have formed a protective union, lest anyone dare to sully the pages with frivolous reading. Published in 1984 by the Royal Academy of Arts, this magnificent catalog is a veritable buffet of modern masterpieces, served with a side of academic ennui. Each page could easily be mistaken for a portal to a world where the brush strokes are vibrant enough to distract you from the existential dread outside your window. Herein lies a collection so exquisitely curated that it practically whispers to you, "Yes, my dear, you are cultured!" as you sip your Earl Grey and contemplate the nature of art over a lukewarm scone. The book offers an enlightening tour of the Thyssen-Bornemisza Collection, a space so revered that just stepping foot inside it may grant you a temporary sense of superiority over those who still frequent IKEA for their décor needs. As you flip through the pages, be prepared for a cavalcade of names that sound more like characters from a Victorian novel than renowned artists: Van Gogh, Picasso, and Matisse, to name just a few. Each artist is presented with the kind of reverence typically reserved for rock stars, and you might even find yourself pondering if you, too, could one day be celebrated for your unique inability to hang a picture straight. But fret not, dear reader! This volume is not just a parade of pretentious names and paintings. It also features insightful commentary that is as enlightening as it is enigmatic. You’ll encounter explanations so convoluted that you might wonder if the authors were trying to obscure the fact that they have absolutely no idea what the artist intended. Did that splash of paint represent a revolutionary shift in perspective, or was it merely the result of an artist having a particularly spirited dinner party? The answer, dear reader, is as elusive as the missing ISBN number. Among the delightful morsels included, you will find: Curious anecdotes about the artists that make you question their sanity—and yours. Paintings that could serve as the perfect backdrop for your next existential crisis. Descriptions so flowery that you might want to plant them in your garden. Impressive full-colour reproductions that might just rival your aunt’s wallpaper. Long-winded introductions that could make even the most patient art-lover consider a career in speed-reading. Condition: This book is used, which means it has been lovingly handled by countless individuals who, unlike you, probably had the audacity to put it down after only a few pages. Expect some yellowed pages, the occasional coffee ring, and perhaps a faint whiff of arrogance imbued in the spine. Each crease tells a story—most likely about someone trying to impress a date by pretending to understand abstract art. It’s a treasure trove of human experience, or at least as close as you’re likely to get to that in your own living room. So, whether you’re an art aficionado, a casual observer, or simply someone looking for a conversation starter at the next dinner party, "Modern Masters From The Thyssen-Bornemisza Collection" is your ticket to feigning profound knowledge without ever having to set foot in a gallery. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beautifully bizarre and the undeniably eccentric—because who needs pristine when you can have character? Dive in, if only to remind yourself why you left art school in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2307/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/modern-masters-from-the-thyssen-bornemisza-collection-july-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Royal Academy Of Arts no GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2306 Titan by The National Gallery In a world where art is merely a backdrop for coffee dates and Instagram selfies, “Titan” emerges as a rare artifact from the hallowed halls of The National Gallery, beckoning the brave souls who dare to transcend the mundane. This 2003 masterpiece might just be the very thing you didn’t realize you were searching for in the dusty corners of your bookshelf. With an ISBN number that reads like the secret code to an elite society of art aficionados, this tome is more than just a book; it’s your ticket to an elite club of those who can say, "Yes, I’ve read a book on a titan of the art world." Imagine, if you will, the sheer audacity of a gallery publishing its own volume, filled to the brim with insights and visuals of a painter who would probably have found the modern world rather perplexing. This is not just a book; it’s a bold proclamation that art is still relevant, even when accompanied by the faint scent of used paper and a hint of existential dread. “Titan” dares to ask the question: can we truly appreciate art without a level of affectionate snobbery? Spoiler alert: the answer is likely no, but it’s a delightful exploration nonetheless. Expect a plethora of lavish reproductions that may invoke an involuntary gasp—if you’re the type who enjoys pretending you know the difference between Baroque and Rococo, this book will serve as your trusty guide. The author, The National Gallery itself, presents a collection that could easily confuse the uninitiated with the complexities of chiaroscuro and the subtleties of pigment. The book is essentially a love letter to a titan of the art world, although arguably penned with the enthusiasm of an intern who just discovered the photocopier was also a scanner. Within its well-worn pages, you will find discussions of brush strokes so detailed they could easily qualify for a competitive sport, and color theories that would make even the most seasoned art critic take a contemplative pause. It’s the kind of content that makes you feel smarter just by having it on your coffee table, even if you can’t quite remember how to pronounce “Sistine.” But let’s not forget the real charm of second-hand books: the delightful quirks found within. You might stumble upon a forgotten shopping list tucked between two pages. Is it a reminder to buy milk, or a commentary on the futility of life? You decide! Or perhaps a previous owner left behind a doodle of what appears to be a cat in a top hat, pondering the very essence of existence. These accidental discoveries are what elevate "Titan" from a simple art book to an odyssey of sorts, an exploration of humanity’s collective history—albeit from the comfort of your living room. Condition: You will find this particular copy is used, which is frankly a euphemism for “well-loved.” The cover exhibits a few scuffs and the spine creaks like an old ship, but isn’t that just the mark of a book that has lived? Pages might have occasional notes scrawled in the margins by a past reader who was either a philosopher or an overzealous art student. Either way, those annotations serve as a reminder that art is subjective, and so too is the perception of this book’s condition. Lavishly illustrated with images that might just inspire you to take up painting—albeit poorly. Authoritative insights that will impress anyone who mistakenly believes you’re an art critic. Includes random musings from past readers that may or may not enhance your experience. Perfect for confusing your friends and family when they ask what you’ve been reading. A conversation starter for awkward dinner parties, or a great excuse to avoid them altogether. So, if you’re in the market for a book that offers more than just the mundane reality of modern living, “Titan” might just be your ideal companion. Whether you choose to display it prominently on your shelf or consult it during moments of existential crisis, it’s a splendid acquisition from Crappy Old Books, where every title has its own unique story—just like the people who used to own them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2306/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/titan-july-2024.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The National Gallery 9781857099034 GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-2304 The Pearl by John Steinbeck The Pearl https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2304/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pearl-june-2024.jpg 5.62 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330026024 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2303 The Secret Sharer and Other Stories by Joseph Conrad The Secret Sharer and Other Stories https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2303/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-chaie-and-other-storiese-june-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dover Thrift 9780486275468 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2302 An Invitation To Chess by Chernev and Harkness If you ever fancied yourself a mastermind strategist, plotting your way through life like a chess grandmaster navigating the checkered battlefield, then “An Invitation To Chess” is practically begging for your attention! Published in 1965 by Faber, this tome invites you to experience the thrill of chess as if being coaxed by an over-enthusiastic uncle at a family gathering where the only entertainment is the back-and-forth of pawns and knights. Authors Chernev and Harkness have conspired to craft a manual that is as much about chess as it is about trying to make chess sound as exciting as a rock concert—spoiler alert: it’s not. With charm and a cheeky wink, this book does its utmost to seduce you into the world of strategies, gambits, and the enduring question of whether or not putting your rook on f3 could actually result in world peace. As you leaf through its slightly yellowed pages, you may find yourself pondering whether the authors meant to teach you about the game or whether they were simply trying to keep their own brains from turning to mush in the face of an endless series of checkmates. There’s nothing quite like learning the difference between en passant and castling through the dispassionate lens of 1960s education, where diagrams abound but so does the risk of confusion. Each chapter unfolds like a clumsy waltz across the chessboard, where pawns are your unassuming dance partners and the queen is that one friend who can’t stop stealing the spotlight. You’ll find anecdotes of famous matches, illustrations that feel straight out of a period drama, and possibly even an unsolicited philosophical musing or two about the meaning of life as it relates to the movement of a knight. What more could you want from a book that strives to elevate your chess prowess while simultaneously questioning your life choices? Indeed, “An Invitation To Chess” does invite you, but only if you can decipher the nuances of checkers first. It’s a bit like being handed an opera ticket with the instruction that you must first perform a solo on the kazoo. The anticipation is palpable, yet the thrill of getting lost in the labyrinth of moves and counter-moves is, well, somewhat akin to being trapped in a particularly long and tedious film about the history of paperclips. You know it’s important, but your mind wanders to whether you should have ordered the popcorn. As a second-hand book, its pages bear the marks of time—slight creases, the occasional coffee ring (let’s hope it was coffee), and the unmistakable scent of nostalgia mingled with desperation. You may find handwritten notes in the margins, likely from previous owners who were either deeply philosophical about their chess strategies or simply frustrated with their ineptitude. Either way, the scribbles add a layer of character that perhaps suggests that this book, much like a chess piece, has been moved around the board of life one too many times. Condition: Used, but not in the typical “well-loved” sense. This book appears to have had a brief stint as a doorstop before returning to its rightful place on a shelf, collecting dust and dreams. The spine is as flexible as a teenager’s excuses for being late, and some pages may flutter as if they are also unsure of their purpose in this chaotic universe. However, it retains its charm, reminiscent of a bygone era where knowledge was transmitted with a bit more flair (and not just through online tutorials). So, if you’re feeling bold, or perhaps just bored enough to entertain the idea of mastering chess, why not take a chance on this quirky relic? At the very least, you’ll have something to prop open your window while you contemplate life’s many mysteries, including why you thought learning chess was a good idea. Grab your copy of “An Invitation To Chess” today, and indulge in a trip down memory lane, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. Who knows, you may just find yourself strategizing your way through the most riveting chess games of your life! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2302/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-invitation-to-chess-june-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2301 Menace by LR Wright In a world where the ordinary is but a backdrop for the extraordinary, LR Wright delivers a literary concoction that could rattle the teacups off your grandmother’s best china. "Menace" lures readers into its pages, making a mockery of the mundane while insisting that every shadow contains a hint of mischief—and possibly a rogue cat. Published in the hallowed halls of Seal Books in the year 2001, this tome is like the slightly eccentric aunt at a family gathering—unpredictable, often misunderstood, but undeniably captivating. One might wonder if "Menace" is a reflection of its time or perhaps a cheeky commentary on the state of the universe in the early aughts. As the world was busy worrying about Y2K, Wright was busy crafting a narrative that whispers sweet nothings of chaos into the ears of unsuspecting readers. Was it the caffeine-fueled nightmares of the new millennium that inspired this literary escapade? Or perhaps a lingering dread of what happens when one neglects their houseplants? Only LR Wright knows for sure, and they aren’t telling. The title itself, "Menace," is alarmingly ambiguous. Is it a character lurking in the shadows, plotting mischief? Or perhaps it’s an abstract concept, lurking in the corners of our minds, waiting to spring forth like a particularly devious jack-in-the-box? The book seems to invite you to ponder the nature of threats while you’re seated safely on your couch, snacks at hand, blissfully unperturbed by the chaos that may or may not be brewing just outside your window. As you flip through the pages, you might be treated to a delightful array of vivid descriptions that dance around your imagination. Wright has a penchant for painting scenes that feel both tantalizingly familiar and utterly bizarre. One moment you’re in what could almost pass for a garden party among the living; the next, you are whisked away to a hall of mirrors reflecting your deepest fears—should you have chosen the spaghetti bolognese for dinner. The narrative winks at you, as if to say, “This could all be yours if you only dare to step through the looking glass.” Now, let’s not ignore the captivating cast of characters that Wright has meticulously crafted. They are as quirky as the book’s premise, embodying the spirit of a society on the brink of rediscovering the art of witty repartee. This isn’t just a gathering of individuals; it’s an ensemble of paradoxes—each character is both a friend and a potential menace, reminding us that at any moment, the line between ally and adversary could blur like that time you accidentally sent a text to your boss instead of your best mate. As you navigate the plot’s twists and turns, you may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, wondering if there is perhaps an underlying moral about embracing the chaos rather than fleeing from it. Or maybe it’s simply a warning about the consequences of taking oneself too seriously. Either way, there’s bound to be something for everyone—provided you don’t mind sifting through the eccentricities to get there. Condition: This second-hand copy of "Menace" shows signs of a well-loved life, featuring creased pages that hint at late-night musings and marginalia from previous readers questioning their life choices. Expect the comforting scent of aged paper intertwined with a hint of mystery, as though every page holds secrets only the bold would dare to uncover. It might be slightly dog-eared, but that’s merely a badge of honour, signifying its journey through the hands of those brave enough to explore its depths. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to twist your perceptions of both literature and reality, "Menace" may be the ticket. As you stand at the crossroads of choice, pondering whether to plunge into its whimsical chaos or stick to your safe, unchallenging reads, consider embracing the madness. After all, what’s life without a little menace? And remember, you can find this curious artifact and countless others at Crappy Old Books, where every tome has a story of its own—just like that eccentric aunt we all love. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2301/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/menace-june-2024.jpg 9.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Seal Books 9780770427986 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2300 The Complete Poems of Rupert Brooke by Rupert Brooke Ah, Rupert Brooke, the poet who made brief appearances in the limelight before returning to the shadows, like a fleeting comet that forgot to leave a trail. "The Complete Poems of Rupert Brooke" is not just a collection of verses but a veritable treasure trove of Edwardian angst, romantic fervour, and a sprinkle of nostalgia for a lost world that may never have existed in the first place. Published in 1941, when the world was knee-deep in turmoil, this tome promises to transport you to a gentler time—albeit one where men wore waistcoats and moustaches were taken very seriously indeed. 1941 edition with rough edges (not trimmed) and excellent quality dust jacket. Complete with plates. Within these pages, you’ll encounter Brooke’s rhapsodic musings on the beauty of youth, nature’s magnificence, and the fleeting nature of human existence, all wrapped up in a somewhat jarring absence of modern existential dread. It’s almost as if he had a direct line to a pastoral utopia that just didn’t include the grime of the 20th century. Each poem is like an exquisitely wrapped gift, and while some may be the equivalent of socks from an eccentric aunt, others might just surprise you like a delightful slice of fruitcake at a dull tea party. As you leaf through the pages, you might find yourself contemplating the contradictions of a man who wore the crown of a “war poet” yet penned verses that seemed to float above the conflicts of his time like a rather posh balloon at a village fête. Never mind that he was, in fact, all too human—hungry for love and a little too fond of the sunlit glades. His poetry may induce you to ponder whether the real tragedy of his life was not his untimely demise but rather the utter failure of that unbridled enthusiasm to translate into anything remotely practical. In a collection that includes works such as "The Soldier," where Brooke waxes lyrical about the noble sacrifice of war, you can’t help but smirk at the irony of how such sentiments would have aged like a carton of milk left too long on the windowsill. Yet, he captures the heart of what it means to love and lose, to be alive amidst the chaos, albeit through a lens so rosy that it might require sunglasses to read without squinting. But isn’t that the charm? To encounter the world through a poet who could see the beauty in tragedy, even if it sometimes feels like he was on holiday from the real world while writing it. Now, let’s not ignore the decorative elements of this volume. The cover, a curious blend of faded sophistication and post-war melancholia, invites you to imagine the countless hands that have held it, the coffee stains that have lovingly marked its pages, and the slightly musty smell that suggests it has seen more than a few library corners. There’s something rather comforting in that, isn’t there? It’s as if the poems themselves have absorbed the wisdom of all who dared to read them before you, whispering secrets of love and loss through the yellowed pages. Condition: Used and slightly worn, this book has obviously lived a life filled with hardback struggles and the occasional bout of stubborn dust. The spine is a bit cracked—like the heart of a poet forced to face the harsh realities of the world—but fear not, the poetry within is intact and begging to be rediscovered. Expect the odd smudge, a few annotations from previous readers—perhaps an impromptu haiku or two penned in the margins, which may or may not elevate your reading experience into the realm of the absurd. In short, it’s a character, much like Brooke himself. So, whether you’re a seasoned aficionado of early 20th-century poetry or simply someone with a fondness for the antique and obscure, "The Complete Poems of Rupert Brooke" is your ticket to an era where the sun was always shining, and the heartache was often, albeit melodramatically, celebrated. It may not change your life, but it might just provide you a quaint little distraction from the modern world’s unyielding chaos, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Who doesn’t love a bit of poetic whimsy with their cup of tea? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2300/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-poems-of-rupert-brooke-june-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sidgwick and Jackson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2299 Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen In a world teetering on the brink of social upheaval, where corsets still reign supreme and the only thing more awkward than a waltz is a romantic proposal, comes a novel that has inexplicably survived the ravages of time: *Pride and Prejudice*. Yes, you heard it right! The very book that has inspired countless adaptations featuring moody gentlemen and feisty heroines, now presented in a 1965 edition that begs the question: what were they thinking? Spoiler alert: the answer is usually tea. Published by Washington Square, this particular tome is the perfect time capsule of mid-20th-century sensibilities, complete with a cover design that could only have been conceived during an exceptionally fevered tea party. One can only imagine the discussions held between Jane Austin, that marvellous purveyor of romantic entanglements and social commentary, and the editors who thought a 1965 release would catapult her into the modern era. After all, who wouldn’t want to read about the trials and tribulations of Elizabeth Bennet while sporting bell-bottoms and a paisley shirt? Join Lizzy as she navigates the treacherous waters of 19th-century English society, where one’s worth is often measured by their ability to dance and not by their acumen in, say, understanding the complexities of human emotions. With every turn of the page, you will find yourself ensnared in a plot that could only have been concocted during a long evening spent sipping lukewarm Earl Grey. Expect brooding gentlemen (not the sort you’d find at a trendy coffee shop), frenetic family gatherings, and enough misunderstandings to fuel a reality TV show. But wait, what’s that about Mr. Darcy? Ah, yes, the towering figure of repressed emotions and scowls that have made generations swoon from the safety of their sitting rooms. It’s a wonder no one thought to hand him a self-help book or a good therapist. Instead, we are treated to his charmingly awful attempts at social interaction, which is as refreshing as a cold cup of tea left out for too long. The irony, of course, is that while he is utterly dreadful at expressing himself, he’s somehow managed to charm his way into the hearts of readers everywhere—talk about a plot twist worthy of the finest English literature. As you meander through the pages, expect to encounter a plethora of unforgettable characters, each one more eccentric than the last. From the overbearing Mrs. Bennet, who is single-handedly responsible for the modern art of matchmaking (or, more accurately, match-breaking), to the delightfully ridiculous Mr. Collins, whose attempts at wit could be classified as a form of literary torture. For those seeking a deep exploration of societal norms, or perhaps just a chuckle at the absurdity of courtship rituals, this book offers a veritable smorgasbord of social commentary, wrapped up in a tightly laced corset of irony. Condition: Used, but still standing strong like a good cup of tea left to steep a tad too long. Expect yellowed pages that bear the marks of time, perhaps a few coffee stains reminiscent of the author’s own tea-making misadventures, and the unmistakable scent of nostalgia wafting from every page. While it may not boast the crispness of a fresh-off-the-press edition, this copy has character. Each wrinkle and fold tells its own story, a testament to the many hands it has passed through—none of which were particularly adept at keeping a book in pristine condition. So, whether you’re rekindling an old flame with Lizzy and Darcy or are an unsuspecting reader about to plunge into the world of social faux pas and mercenary marriages, this 1965 edition of *Pride and Prejudice* is here to guide you. Just remember to pack your sense of irony and a sturdy cup of tea, as you will need both to fully appreciate the delightful absurdities that only Jane Austin can deliver. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where vintage literature finds a second chance (and a slightly rumpled existence). Perfect for those who believe that the classics should not only endure but also entertain with their quirks and quirks of time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2299/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pride-and-prejudice-june-2024.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Washington Square no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2298 The Lighting of the Lamps by Susan Hill In a quaint world where the lighting of lamps might just be a euphemism for illuminating one’s soul (or possibly igniting a small fire hazard), Susan Hill’s 1987 offering, *The Lighting of the Lamps*, beckons readers to engage in an intricate dance of shadows and light. Published by Hamish Hamilton, this volume may or may not provide actual instructions on lamp lighting, yet it promises to flicker with the charm of an old-world parlor where the furniture has more secrets than the occupants. As we journey through this literary labyrinth, one cannot help but ponder the nature of illumination itself. Were the lamps in question merely a backdrop to a riveting tale of domesticity, or do they serve as metaphors for the elusive quest for enlightenment in a world that often feels more dim than bright? Readers might find themselves questioning whether Susan Hill intended to shed light on human relationships, or if she simply had a penchant for flicking switches in the dark. Either way, expect a narrative that oscillates between moments of profound introspection and the occasional, bewildering wisp of absurdity. The 1980s were a curious time for literature, rife with both earnest explorations of the human condition and the emergence of shoulder pads that could easily double as flotation devices. In this context, *The Lighting of the Lamps* appears as a curious artifact, capturing the zeitgeist while simultaneously managing to feel like a slightly tarnished relic. There is a sense that readers are invited to a gathering where the lamps are not the only things flickering; ideas and conversations sputter and spark at the edges, just like that one annoying bulb in your living room that refuses to shine steadily. Should you decide to delve into this peculiar tome, prepare for a literary experience unlike any other. Your expectations will likely be both met and subverted in ways you never anticipated. The characters may flit in and out of your consciousness like the flickering lights they are named after, leaving you to wonder who was truly there and who was merely a figment of your brightening imagination. Explore the intriguing relationship between domesticity and enlightenment. Contemplate whether Susan Hill was actually just trying to sell you a lamp. Uncover the secret lives of lightbulbs in a shadowy 1980s literary scene. Delight in the absurdity of a book that might just be about both lamps and life. Engage in a game of “spot the metaphor” while you squint at the pages. Condition: This copy of *The Lighting of the Lamps* is used, which means it carries the character of its journey, complete with the occasional dog-eared page reminiscent of someone’s intense pondering. There may be highlights, underlining, and perhaps even a smattering of coffee stains, adding to its charm and ensuring that your reading experience is as layered as the narrative itself. It’s the perfect companion for those who appreciate the worn elegance of literature that has been loved and perhaps over-caffeinated. So why not take a chance on this quirky, slightly baffling book? After all, in a world filled with digital distractions and glaring screens, who wouldn’t want to take a moment to ponder the significance of an old lamp, especially when sourced from the shelves of Crappy Old Books? It might just light up your reading life in the most unexpected ways, illuminating corners of thought you never knew existed—or at the very least, providing some warm, nostalgic glow for your evening reading sessions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2298/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lighting-of-the-lamps-june-2024.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamish Hamilton 9780241119853 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2297 Leaden Wings by Zhang Jie Welcome to the world of "Leaden Wings," a title that suggests both the allure of flight and the weighty burden of existence. In this 1987 gem published by Virago, one can only speculate whether the wings in question truly aspire to soar or are more akin to those sagging bricks you used to fashion into dubious structures in your childhood. Written by the enigmatic Zhang Jie, this book promises to be as heavy as its title suggests, with prose that may well have you pondering your own terrestrial limitations. Set against the backdrop of a society grappling with its own constraints, "Leaden Wings" may—or may not—offer a glimpse into the nuanced struggles of characters who perhaps wish to fly but find themselves mired in the mundane. Readers might be treated to a tapestry of thoughts woven with the fine threads of irony, as each page turns like a leaden feather, flopping rather than fluttering. If you ever felt a yearning for something more in life, then perhaps Zhang Jie is the author to gently remind you how far that yearning can fall. This book might not be everyone’s cup of tea, particularly if your palate leans towards the effervescent and the buoyant. Instead, Zhang Jie serves a brew steeped in the bittersweet complexities of human experience, seasoned with a touch of ennui. Expect characters who have a penchant for deep musings rather than deep breaths, and who may well embody the very essence of those leaden wings—glorious in aspiration but grounded in reality. For those who appreciate the irony of effort met with restraint, "Leaden Wings" offers a veritable feast of existential dilemmas. Readers may find themselves contemplating such profound themes as: The weight of personal dreams stifled by societal expectations. The irony of freedom when faced with the shackles of choice. The juxtaposition of ambition and the inevitability of failure. The surreal nature of human connections, which can elevate or inhibit. The appeal of melancholy in a world obsessed with happiness. Condition: This paperback is used, which means it carries the delightful scent of history—perhaps a whiff of that one rainy afternoon when it was last leafed through, or the remnants of a cup of tea that was never finished, possibly due to the reader’s intense contemplation of the text. The cover exhibits a few creases, which may evoke a sense of nostalgia, while the pages boast dog-eared corners that scream, “I’ve been read!” and “What on earth was I thinking?” Dare we say that "Leaden Wings" is as dense as it is insightful? With prose that may challenge the casual reader and reward the diligent, this book is perfect for those who have never met a philosophical quandary they didn’t want to wrestle with in the dead of night. Prepare to be ensnared in a web of reflective thought, possibly leading you straight to your next existential crisis, courtesy of the whims of Zhang Jie. So, whether you’re a fan of heavy-hearted literature or simply someone looking to stack yet another tome on your already sagging shelf, "Leaden Wings" is an opportunity to experience the art of literary weightiness firsthand. Available now via Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story of its own, often intertwined with the whimsical quirks of its previous owners. Happy reading… or is it? You might just find your own wings weighed down by the thoughtful ponderings contained within these pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2297/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/leaden-wings-june-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Virago 9780860687641 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2295 The Archaeology of Qumran and the Dead Sea Scrolls by Jodi Magness Uncover the archaeological treasures that lie nestled in the dusty realms of human history, but don’t expect to find a map leading to hidden riches in "The Archaeology of Qumran and the Dead Sea Scrolls" by Jodi Magness. Published in 2002 by Eerdmans, this tome promises to delve into the mysteries of Qumran, a place that, if it were a celebrity, would be the enigmatic cousin everyone claims they know but has only appeared at a couple of family gatherings. With a title that sounds like it should come with a complimentary magnifying glass, this book invites you to excavate its pages and discover a wealth of historical tidbits that may or may not impress your friends at dinner parties. Just be prepared for the fact that most of those friends will likely excuse themselves when you start discussing the nuances of ancient manuscripts. As you navigate through the sublime, if slightly dusty prose, you’ll learn that the Dead Sea Scrolls are not just a bunch of old parchments left out for the birds. They are, in fact, a collection of writings that have baffled and fascinated scholars—and apparently, the occasional time-traveling historian. Jodi Magness takes you on a whimsical journey through the epoch when these scrolls were scribed, a time when people penned their thoughts instead of tweeting them. Who knew that ink and parchment could carry such weighty philosophical discussions? And who knew that people back then had so much spare time for existential musings while simultaneously avoiding the perils of a full-on Roman invasion? Now, you may think that reading about ancient manuscripts is akin to watching paint dry, but fear not! Magness’s writing style is enough to keep the more adventurous readers awake, even if it occasionally feels like you’re deciphering a code only decipherable by archaeologists wearing tweed jackets. The book doesn’t just regurgitate historical facts; it comes peppered with insight and just a hint of irony, as if Magness is winking at you from behind the dusty relics of the past. You’ll find yourself questioning everything—from the origin of these scrolls to why you didn’t pick a more mainstream topic to read about. As you flip through the pages, you may also stumble across a few illustrations, which will only serve to heighten your confusion about the whole affair. These images are meant to guide you through the labyrinth of Qumran’s archaeological sites, but they might as well be sketches of the local pub for all the clarity they provide. With each turn, you might find yourself pondering the great mysteries of life, such as, “Should I really have chosen this book over one about gardening?” Now, for those of you who are thinking about reading this in a cozy nook with a cup of tea, prepare yourself: the book may not be the ideal companion for a rainy afternoon. Instead, think of it as that awkward cousin at family gatherings who insists on sharing their obscure hobbies—fascinating for a while, but ultimately leading you to wonder how quickly you can excuse yourself to check on the roast. Condition: Used copies of this book come with the added aroma of history and a sprinkle of existential dread. Pages may be dog-eared (or dog-chewed, depending on your luck), margins may contain more scribbles than a toddler’s art project, and the spine might have that charmingly cracked look that suggests it has experienced more than its fair share of late-night reads. With the cover showing signs of wear that can only come from decades of contemplation over ancient scrolls, one might argue that it has its own story to tell, perhaps involving several indifferent coffee stains. In a world cluttered with bestsellers and self-help guides that promise to change your life in six easy steps, "The Archaeology of Qumran and the Dead Sea Scrolls" stands as a testament to the arcane, the esoteric, and the downright peculiar. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the most intriguing narratives are the ones buried beneath layers of dust and time, waiting for someone daring enough to bring them into the light. So, if you fancy a book that’s less about action and more about ancient contemplation, then welcome to your next literary adventure—brought to you by none other than Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2295/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-archaeology-of-qumran-and-the-dead-sea-scrolls-june-2024.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Eerdmans 9780802845894 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2294 The Religion of Jesus the Jew by Geza Vermes In the grand tradition of books that make you squint, scratch your head, and ponder the very fabric of existence, we present you with "The Religion of Jesus the Jew" by Geza Vermes. Published in the turbulent year of 1993—a time when neon windbreakers were questionable fashion statements and dial-up internet was the stuff of dreams—this tome offers a glimpse into a world where the sacred mingles freely with the mundane. You may be wondering, is this a theological treatise or an eccentric commentary on how Jesus might have ordered his coffee? Spoiler alert: it’s definitely the former. Geza Vermes, an academic whose name sounds like a character from a noir film, dares to unwrap the complexities of Jesus’s faith, revealing layers thicker than your Aunt Mabel’s Christmas pudding. He plunges deep into the milieu of Judean history and the mind of a Jewish rabbi who somehow became the poster child for a global religion. One can only imagine the scholarly debates that erupted around this book, leading many to wonder whether they should read it or just debate its existence over pints at the local pub. But fear not! This book is not merely a dry dissertation aimed at scholars who have long forgotten how to have fun. No, Vermes sprinkles his insights with just enough wit to keep you entertained while pondering some of the most pressing questions known to humanity. You may find yourself asking, "Did Jesus prefer bagels or challah?" or "What would his Facebook status be?" (Spoiler: probably something profound about love and humility, but we’re not here to speculate). As you meander through these pages, expect to encounter a dazzling array of themes, like the complexities of Jewish identity, the socio-political landscape of first-century Palestine, and perhaps a few cheeky anecdotes about Roman centurions. Who knew history could be so entertaining? It’s almost as if Vermes took a time machine back to the first century, had a cup of tea with Jesus, and thought, "You know what the world needs? A book!" Condition: Used. This book has clearly lived a life. The cover is a little dog-eared, perhaps having been used as a placemat for a particularly deep philosophical discussion over coffee. The pages are a delightful mix of slightly yellowed edges and the occasional coffee stain, which could either be a sign of the author’s caffeinated enthusiasm or a rogue reader who couldn’t resist a sip during a particularly riveting chapter. Rest assured, the text remains legible, and the wisdom contained within is intact—much like the sense of bewilderment you’ll feel after reading it. In this age of endless distractions, where TikTok dances overshadow deep theological discussions, Vermes serves as a gentle reminder that there are still profound mysteries to unravel. Will you unlock the secrets of Jesus the Jew, or will you simply feel more confused than when you started? The choice is yours. So, if you’re looking for a book that challenges your intellect while giving you a hearty chuckle—or at the very least, a raised eyebrow—then "The Religion of Jesus the Jew" might just be the quirky addition to your bookshelf that you’ve been waiting for. After all, who doesn’t want to engage with a 1993 classic that dares to question age-old doctrines while offering a few zingers along the way? Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to impress your friends with your newfound knowledge (and possibly confuse them even more). Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2294/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-religion-of-jesus-the-jew-june-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fortress Press 9780800627973 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2292 Circles Of Deceit by Nina Bawden Ah, the 1980s, a decade known for its questionable fashion choices, the rise of neon, and a literary landscape where the likes of Nina Bawden could pen a tome as delightfully cryptic as *Circles Of Deceit*. Published in the heady days of 1987 by MacMillan, this book is a bit like your eccentric aunt: charming, perplexing, and just a tad bit off-kilter. If you’ve ever wondered what mischief a group of seemingly normal characters could cook up under the guise of civility, then look no further. This novel promises to take you on a winding journey through the labyrinth of human relationships, where trust is as fragile as a fine china teacup precariously balanced on the edge of a rickety table. Picture this: a picturesque setting (because what would a book be without a bit of scenery to fluff up the narrative?), where the inhabitants seem to know each other’s business better than they know their own. It’s the kind of place where whispers float through the air like autumn leaves, and every glance could harbor a secret or a scandal. Our author, Bawden, deftly stitches together a tapestry of intrigue that makes you question the very fabric of your own friendships. Are we all just characters in someone else’s story? Or worse, a subplot in a poorly written novel? Who can tell? If you fancy yourself a connoisseur of domestic drama, then *Circles Of Deceit* is your next adventure. Expect a parade of characters with motivations as shadowy as a foggy London morning. You might find yourself scratching your head as you try to untangle who’s deceiving whom and why. Is it the charming yet dubious neighbour? The seemingly innocent best friend? Or perhaps the cat, who seems to have its own agenda? Bawden takes you round in circles (hence the title, presumably), leaving you to ponder the art of deceit in the most mundane of settings. Of course, it wouldn’t be a quintessentially British novel without a bit of irony sprinkled in, allowing readers to chuckle knowingly at the absurdities of life while clutching their cups of Earl Grey. The clever dialogue is laced with wit, serving as a reminder that sometimes the truth is just as slippery as a well-oiled doorknob. As you immerse yourself in this tale of layers, you may begin to question the reliability of your own perceptions. Who knows, perhaps you have also been living in a circle of deceit, unwittingly pinned by your own untrustworthy motives? But let’s pause for a moment and consider the book’s condition, shall we? It has lived a life, my friends, and it shows. The well-worn pages carry the fingerprints of countless readers who’ve turned them in anticipation, leaving behind a patina of nostalgia and a few coffee stains that add character. Each crease tells a story, and every yellowed page is a reminder of the legacies of past readers, who perhaps found themselves lost in its intricate web of lies. Condition: This used copy boasts edges that are more dog-eared than an overenthusiastic puppy, and its spine is as supple as a seasoned diplomat. Expect a touch of wear, a sprinkle of age, and a whiff of mystery wafting from the pages—perfect for those who appreciate a book with a history. It has clearly survived multiple coffee spills and the occasional dramatic reading session, making it the perfect companion for your next cozy evening. So, why should you choose *Circles Of Deceit* for your next literary escapade? Because sometimes, the best stories are those that remind us of the delightful absurdity of human nature. Whether you’re looking for a light-hearted read or a thought-provoking exploration of deceit, this book will leave you reeling in circles of your own. Grab a copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare to be both entertained and bemused, possibly wondering how many circles you’ve been unwittingly caught in yourself. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2292/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/circles-of-deceit-june-2024.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan 9780333446843 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2291 Kill Master by Nick Carter In an era when leisure was punctuated by the faint crackle of vinyl and the unmistakable scent of a freshly brewed cuppa, Nick Carter brings us his most audacious adventure yet with "Kill Master." Published by the esteemed Jove Books in 1987—just when you thought the world couldn’t get any more outrageous—this tome promises a wild ride through the murky waters of espionage, subterfuge, and possibly an alarming amount of shoulder pads. Our protagonist, a man of mystery and undeniable charm, strides through the pages with the confidence of someone who has just discovered the wonders of the elastic waistband. Armed with little more than a penchant for trouble and a collection of hair gel, he embarks on a mission that’s about as straightforward as trying to assemble flat-pack furniture without the instructions. Expect plot twists that make you question not only your understanding of narrative structure but also the very fabric of reality itself. One cannot help but wonder what compelled Nick Carter to pen such a literary masterpiece. Was it a bet? A momentary lapse in judgement? Or perhaps he was simply trying to meet a word count? Regardless, this delightful concoction of intrigue and over-the-top bravado serves as a perfect reminder of a time when everything was just a little too much—much like the fashion choices of the 80s. As you flip through the worn pages of "Kill Master," you might find yourself pondering the following essential questions: Is he a spy, or merely a man with unreasonably high stakes? Why is there always a mysterious femme fatale lurking around every corner? If this book were a cocktail, would it be a Long Island Iced Tea or something even more absurd? How many times can one character save the world before it becomes a bit tedious? Is this book secretly an allegory for the struggles of modern sandwich making? The prose flows with all the grace of a cat trying to navigate a room full of laser pointers, and the dialogue crackles like a dodgy radio in a retro diner. Each chapter is a new escapade, filled with exhilarating highs and a few questionable decisions that may leave you wondering if the author was under the influence of too much caffeine or perhaps too little. The action sequences are so frenetic that they could give a cheetah an inferiority complex, and the romance? Let’s just say it’s a little more "sudden attraction" than "slow burn." Condition: This particular copy has certainly seen better days, much like your dear aunt who insists on wearing the same neon tracksuit from the 80s. Expect pages that bear the fingerprints of time, perhaps a few creases reminiscent of last week’s laundry mishap, and a certain scent that may evoke memories of the sofa in your grandma’s living room. Yet, this only adds to the charm! The cover is a vibrant testament to a bygone era, somewhat reminiscent of a holiday postcard gone awry. Lovers of nostalgia will revel in the imperfections, and bibliophiles will appreciate the character imbued in each worn page. So, if you’re itching for a rollicking escapade that combines the absurdity of spy fiction with the unmistakable flair of the 1980s, look no further than "Kill Master." A delightful addition to your collection of Crappy Old Books, it promises to entertain while simultaneously challenging your perception of literary quality. Perfect for a night when you want to turn off your brain and just enjoy the ride, or perhaps for that moment when you need to impress a date with your eclectic taste in literature. Who doesn’t love a good conversation starter about questionable decisions made in the name of fiction? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2291/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kill-master-june-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove Books 9780515093247 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2289 The Blackwater Lightship by Colm Toibin Behold: The Blackwater Lightship (1999) by Colm Tóibín, Picador edition — the sort of novel that quietly sits in your bag and judges your life choices, then forgives you on page 37. It’s a spare, luminous family story about people who love each other in profoundly inconvenient ways, told with Tóibín’s trademark whisper-that-somehow-cuts-like-a-knife. Expect Atlantic light, unspoken grievances, and the sort of silences that do more heavy lifting than most conversations you’ve had this week. Our specimen comes from Crappy Old Books, a proud emporium where paperbacks live their second lives and the staff drink instant coffee on purpose. Condition: Used — which in our world means it has survived at least one reader, possibly two, and carries faint evidence of its adventures: a modest crease here, a worldly corner there, the literary equivalent of a handsomely weathered leather jacket. The spine? Respectably lined. The pages? Slightly sun-kissed, as if the book once went on holiday to a windowsill and came back more interesting. This Picador copy holds the full measure of Tóibín’s grace notes: seaside houses that store old arguments in the skirting boards, a family reunion that behaves like a polite storm, and a tenderness that arrives late but parks perfectly. It’s elegiac without being mopey, sharp without being cruel, and honest enough to make you phone someone you miss (after you finish the chapter, obviously). ISBN: 9780330389860 Publisher: Picador (1999) Provenance: The glamorous back-catalogue shelf at Crappy Old Books, between “Oh I’ve been meaning to read that” and “Wait, isn’t this a prize winner?” Buy it if you like fiction that whispers instead of shouts, if your heart prefers precision engineering to melodrama, and if you believe a book can arrive pre-loved and still have room to love you back. No dust jacket required. The glow is internal. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2289/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-blackwater-lightship-june-2024.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330389860 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2288 A Modern Don Juan by Donald Madgwick In the enchanting realm of 1980s literature, where shoulder pads reigned supreme and disco balls flickered like lost stars, one author dares to grapple with the ludicrous concept of modern romance. Enter Donald Madgwick’s "A Modern Don Juan"—a tome that attempts to capture the spirit of seduction in an era dominated by microwaves, cassette tapes, and questionable hairstyles. Set against the backdrop of urban ennui and the relentless pursuit of pleasure, it beckons readers into a world where charm is currency and sincerity is a mere afterthought. Imagine, if you will, a debonair protagonist who struts through life like a peacock in a pigeon coop, armed with nothing but an arsenal of witty quips and a dazzling array of questionable life choices. Madgwick paints a vivid portrait of a man who embodies the quintessential modern playboy—a creature both magnetic and utterly bewildering. With every turn of the page, we are drawn into his misadventures that oscillate between the sublime and the absurd, as he navigates the complex web of love, lust, and the occasional existential crisis that seems to plague most characters in second-hand novels. The narrative unfolds like an ill-conceived rom-com script tossed in a blender, with the protagonist encountering an eclectic cast of characters who could just as easily populate a sitcom set in a dodgy flat share. From the overly earnest best friend who offers unsolicited advice to the femme fatale with an affinity for faux fur, each character is a delightful caricature, evoking laughter and perhaps a hint of cringing sympathy. As Madgwick deftly weaves his tale, he invites readers to ponder the true nature of seduction in a world saturated with mixed signals and social faux pas. With delightful irony, he posits that in our rush to embrace modernity, we may have forgotten the art of genuine connection—or perhaps that art has simply evolved into a series of awkward encounters punctuated by mobile phone notifications and the inevitable ghosting. His biting observations on contemporary dating rituals will resonate with anyone who has ever swiped right only to discover a left turn at Albuquerque. A protagonist who makes questionable life choices feel like a hobby. A supporting cast that could rival an amateur theatre troupe. Witty one-liners that are probably too clever for their own good. Romantic entanglements that can only be described as tangled yarn. Philosophical musings on love that may or may not involve actual philosophy. Condition: This used copy has seen things—perhaps more than the average reader might expect. Pages may exhibit a slight curl, reminiscent of that one time it got left in a sunbeam (or perhaps just a particularly warm pub). Marginalia could be present, as if previous readers felt compelled to engage in a silent dialogue with Madgwick himself. The cover, adorned with an artistic flourish that screams "I might be vintage but I still rock," is slightly scuffed; however, it only adds to its character and allure. After all, what’s charm if not a little wear and tear? In a world where love often feels like a fleeting mirage, Madgwick’s "A Modern Don Juan" stands as a quirky reminder that even in our most bewildering moments, humor can be found lurking just beneath the surface. A book that both critiques and celebrates the absurdities of modern romance, it invites you to question whether the pursuit of love is merely a farce or a profound journey through the absurdities of life. So, whether you’re a seasoned bibliophile or merely someone looking to avoid the next Netflix rom-com marathon, consider adding this delightful oddity to your collection. "A Modern Don Juan," as sold by Crappy Old Books, promises a refreshing romp through the trials and tribulations of contemporary courtship—complete with the ironic flair that only the 1980s could muster. You simply can’t afford to miss out on this charmingly chaotic exploration of love in an increasingly complicated world! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2288/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-modern-don-juan-june-2024.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hazelwood Books 9780950973906 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2285 Gertrude by Hermann Hesse Gertrude Recent copy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2285/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gertrude-june-2024.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2283 The Pemex Chart by Nick Carter Imagine, if you will, a world where oil is not just a slippery substance that makes your car go vroom, but a tangled web of intrigue, espionage, and dubious corporate manoeuvring. Welcome to the 1979 literary adventure that is "The Pemex Chart," a book that dares to ask the question: what if a mundane corporate report held the key to international chaos? Written by the illustrious Nick Carter, whose name conjures images of gritty thrillers and the smell of old coffee, this tome is as much a product of its time as flared trousers and disco fever. In a era when the world was perched precariously on the edge of an oil crisis, Carter deftly weaves a narrative that’s likely more convoluted than the actual Pemex Chart itself. This chart, a corporate marvel that few ever truly understood, becomes the unlikely protagonist in a tale that promises to reveal just how thrilling a diagram of crude oil extraction can be. As you page through this delightful relic, you may find yourself pondering whether Carter’s real achievement was in capturing the soul of the 70s or simply in making the world of oil seem more seductive than a silk scarf tied around a corporate tycoon’s neck. At the heart of this publication lies the tantalising idea that the Pemex Chart is not merely a collection of numbers and graphs. Oh no, dear reader! It is a Pandora’s box of deceit, where every line drawn is a potential plot twist, every trend a veiled threat. Will the protagonist triumph over corporate greed? Will the chart reveal secrets that could topple governments? Or will it just lead to a very awkward board meeting? Only time—and this book—will tell. The charm of "The Pemex Chart" lies not only in its occasionally gripping narrative but also in its ability to spark conversations about subjects you never knew you were interested in. After all, who can resist a good discussion about petroleum reserves and their impact on global geopolitics over a pint at the pub? By the time you’re finished, you may just find yourself the most sought-after conversationalist at the local watering hole, waxing lyrical about the intricacies of oil exports while others gaze at you in befuddled awe. And let’s not forget the sheer aesthetic joy of curling up with a used book that bears the patina of time. The slightly crinkled pages, the worn cover featuring an artwork that surely once dazzled a young office worker in the late 70s, and the faint scent of nostalgia wafting through each chapter all contribute to a reading experience that’s as rich as a triple-fried chip. You might even detect the faint remnants of coffee stains from a previous reader who likely thought they were engaging in serious research—bless their heart. Condition: This particular copy is a veritable treasure trove of past life. The spine has the kind of wear and tear that speaks to both dedication and neglect—it has been loved, loaned, and possibly left behind at a bus stop in a fit of existential crisis. The pages are yellowed with the wisdom of ages (or just the passing of time), and there are annotations that range from insightful to downright baffling, leaving you to ponder the psyche of former readers. All in all, a perfect testament to the charm of second-hand literature, ready for a new adventure in your hands. So, if you’re in the market for a book that challenges the very notion of what it means to be enthralled by something as mundane as a corporate report, "The Pemex Chart" is your next purchase. Not only will it add an air of cleverness to your bookshelf, but you’ll also be contributing to the noble cause of second-hand literature through Crappy Old Books. After all, every quirky book deserves a second chance. Get your tea ready; you’re in for a peculiar ride! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2283/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pemex-chart-june-2024.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2282 Under The Wall by Nick Carter In the whimsical world of 1978, when disco balls twinkled like stars and polyester reigned supreme, Nick Carter unleashed his literary prowess in the form of "Under The Wall." A title that hints at both an existential crisis and a questionable habit of eavesdropping, this book is not just a novel; it’s a time capsule containing enough irony to fuel a small indie film festival. One might ponder if Mr. Carter, perhaps in an unprecedented fit of creative genius or perhaps while nursing a rather questionable cocktail, envisioned the walls of our minds rather than mere brick and mortar. What lies beneath these metaphorical walls? Secrets? Regrets? A half-eaten slice of pizza from 1978? Whatever the case, prepare for a narrative labyrinth that will leave you pondering the mysteries of life while also questioning your choice of reading material. As readers embark on this rare adventure, they will traverse a landscape filled with characters who are every bit as perplexing as the title suggests. Are they hiding beneath the wall? Climbing over it? Or perhaps engaging in an elaborate game of charades? This is the kind of book where the protagonist may or may not be trying to escape their own thoughts while simultaneously plotting the best way to avoid awkward small talk at the pub. Though the narrative structure may resemble a jigsaw puzzle missing a few key pieces, the charm of "Under The Wall" lies in its unapologetic quirkiness. With dialogue that dances between the profound and the utterly ridiculous, readers will find themselves questioning if they’ve stumbled into a literary masterpiece or a script for a comedic play that never made it past the audition round. Expect the unexpected, where philosophical musings are often interrupted by a sudden urge to recount an anecdote about a pet rock. This book also boasts an impressive lack of an ISBN, a bold choice that dangles between avant-garde and utterly impractical. Perhaps it was a statement on the fleeting nature of existence or just a clerical oversight—who’s to say? In a world where everything is meticulously cataloged, "Under The Wall" stands defiantly, reveling in its second-hand glory, much like an eccentric uncle who insists everyone calls him "Captain." Condition: Used, but in that delightful way that makes you feel like you’re holding a piece of history—complete with dog-eared pages that whisper secrets and the odd coffee stain that tells tales of someone’s over-caffeinated reading sessions. The spine is a little creaky, as if it too has seen a few wild parties, yet it holds together valiantly, much like the author probably did after his third round of gin and tonics at the book launch. The cover may bear the signs of time, a testament to the many hands that have probed its pages, each leaving behind a trace of their own curiosity. Characters who may or may not exist beyond the realm of the author’s imagination. A plot that could be described as "fluid"—like a fine wine or, more accurately, like the last remnants of a cocktail party. Dialogue that challenges the very concept of normalcy while somehow managing to be oddly relatable. The elusive charm of a book that is both a mystery and a mischief-maker. A cover that could double as modern art—if you squint just right and tilt your head to the left. In summary, if you find yourself longing for a read that is as unpredictable as a British summer, "Under The Wall" is your ticket to literary absurdity. Let Crappy Old Books be your guide through the clumsy charm of the past, where each page is a reminder that sometimes, the most intriguing stories are the ones that never quite seem to make sense. Happy reading, or as they say, "best of luck!" https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2282/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/under-the-wall-june-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2281 The Changing Faces of Jesus by Geza Vermes In a world where selfies reign supreme and every celebrity is but a filter away from divinity, Geza Vermes takes us on an astonishingly labyrinthine journey into the realm of Jesus – the man, the myth, the many faces. Yes, you read that right. ’The Changing Faces of Jesus’ is not just a book; it’s a veritable kaleidoscope of Christological interpretations, and frankly, it’s enough to make your head spin faster than a spinning top at a toddler’s birthday party where the cake mysteriously vanished. Published in the bombastic year of 2001, this tome by Vermes, who may or may not have had a side gig as an art curator, challenges our perceptions of the ultimate Easter Bunny – sorry, we meant saviour. The author artfully weaves through the gory details of how Jesus has been portrayed across various cultures and epochs. From the somber and austere, yet undeniably dapper, representations of the Renaissance to the modern interpretations that could easily double as a cover for a rock band’s new album, each face is as multifaceted as a diamond caught in a very peculiar light. But this isn’t mere art critique; oh no! Vermes dives head-first into historical contexts, societal nuances, and the ever-present question of who really gets to decide what Jesus looks like. Spoiler alert: it’s not just the Sunday school teachers. We’re talking about an epic face-off between theological interpretations, cultural appropriations, and, let’s be honest, a bit of good old-fashioned wishful thinking. As you navigate through this book, you’ll find yourself musing over several substantial and perhaps somewhat daunting questions: Where does the notion of Jesus the hippie fit in with Jesus the stern moral teacher? What happens to the gentle shepherd when confronted with an indie rock makeover? And why on earth does he seem to have a penchant for the most extravagant hairstyles imaginable in some paintings? Get ready to expand your mind, if not your wardrobe. For the reader who craves a delightful blend of academia and cultural commentary, this book is a veritable smorgasbord of perspectives. It is an invitation to reconsider the quintessential image of Jesus, all while sipping your Earl Grey and wondering if perhaps you too could be anointed as the poster child for a new religious movement. Or at least, a hipster café with a side of existentialism. Now, let’s not forget the condition of this particular volume. Condition: This used copy is about as pristine as a student’s dorm room on a Friday night, which means it has character! Expect a few dog-eared pages, some rogue coffee stains that may or may not contain remnants of someone’s attempt at an espresso masterpiece, and perhaps a couple of notes in the margins suggesting that the reader had some very deep thoughts or just really needed to vent about their last date. It’s the kind of wear that adds a layer of intrigue and makes you wonder what deep philosophical discussions have taken place in its pages. So, if you’re ready to embark on this quirky excursion through time and ideation, arm yourself with a sense of humour and a willingness to reconsider everything you thought you knew about the most popular man in history. With a quirky narrative and a dash of irony, Geza Vermes has crafted a book that will both enlighten and bemuse, leaving you questioning more than just the face of Jesus. It’s a scholarly romp that is as much a journey into the mind as it is into art history. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eclectic than the book selection is the philosophy of why we keep these treasures alive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2281/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-changing-faces-of-jesus-june-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140265248 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2280 Life and Letters on the Roman Frontier by Alan K Bowman Step aside, Shakespeare! Make way for the grandiloquent prose of Alan K. Bowman, whose literary escapade, "Life and Letters on the Roman Frontier", beckons us to a time when Romans were busy building walls, conquering lands, and ignoring the very real threat of British weather. Published in 1998 by British Museum Press, this titanic tome is not just a book; it’s a time capsule filled with enough historical wit to make even Julius Caesar wish he had taken a pen instead of a sword to the frontier. Have you ever pondered what life was like for those brave souls stationed at the edge of the Roman Empire? Well, wonder no longer! Bowman’s meticulously compiled collection of letters and documents gives us a tantalising glimpse into the lives of Roman soldiers who were probably contemplating whether a hot meal was really worth the risk of barbarian ambush. Forget the tales of gallant generals and heroic battles; it seems that much of the correspondence revolves around mundane issues like supply shortages and the inevitable complaint about the local accommodations—because who wouldn’t want to hear about the joys of Roman plumbing in a time of conflict? This book is an exquisite blend of history and banter, as if the past itself had decided to join a pub quiz night. The author’s keen eye for detail makes even the most tedious letters entertaining, and the accompanying commentary could make a stone statue chuckle. Imagine receiving a letter from a soldier who has just discovered that their ration of figs has been mistakenly sent to the neighbouring fort. What a delightful mix of frustration and bureaucracy! One can almost picture the Roman equivalent of a Twitter meltdown. But wait, there’s more! Within the pages of "Life and Letters on the Roman Frontier," you’ll encounter: The riveting drama of military bureaucracies Heartfelt complaints about the local cuisine (think boiled cabbage and an unholy amount of fish sauce) Witty anecdotes that make you question whether the Romans had a sense of humour or just an exceptional knack for sarcasm Unfiltered gossip about the social lives of centurions—because even they need a bit of scandal! Historical insights that might just win you a round of trivia at your next gathering of history buffs (or disappoint your more discerning friends) Not only is this book a treasure trove of knowledge, but it also serves as a reminder of the absurdity that is human nature. Who knew that centuries ago, while the Empire expanded, its troops were more concerned with their letter-writing skills than actual swordplay? Bowman brilliantly captures the spirit of the age, albeit through the lens of someone who clearly had a penchant for the ridiculousness of life on the edge of civilization. Condition: Used, which means this book has seen better days and perhaps a few too many coffee stains. Its pages might be slightly yellowed—a charming reminder that history too has its own timeline. The cover may have that delightful worn feel, offering a comforting assurance that you’re not the only one who has embarked on this literary journey. Fear not, for this book still holds all its wisdom, ready to impart knowledge to those brave enough to turn its pages. So, if you fancy a stroll through the annals of Roman history that feels less like a lecture and more like a quirky chat with a long-lost relative who has far too many stories to tell, then "Life and Letters on the Roman Frontier" is the book for you. It’s available right here at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the joy of second-hand treasures and the beauty of slightly battered spines. Get your copy today—it’s practically begging for a new home! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2280/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/life-and-letters-on-the-roman-frontier.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books British Museum Press 9780714123110 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2279 Fruit Of The Lemon by Andrea Levy In the grand tradition of literary works that promise refreshment yet often deliver more of a sour taste, "Fruit Of The Lemon" by Andrea Levy is a delightful conundrum that beckons readers into a world where the simplest of fruits morphs into something perplexingly poignant. Published in the year 2000, a time when the world was still getting its head around the fact that Y2K was not a thing to panic about, this novel offers a slice of life that is as zesty as a lemon yet possibly as confusing as trying to explain the appeal of Marmite to someone who has never tasted it. Levy’s narrative takes us through the intricate web of identity, belonging, and the occasional existential crisis, all while juggling the complexities of family dynamics and the bittersweet taste of nostalgia. Set against the backdrop of a multicultural Britain at the dawn of the new millennium, this book dares to ask the question: Are you more like the fruit of your origins or the fruit of your choices? Spoiler alert: there are no easy answers, and perhaps that’s the point. Our protagonist embarks on a journey that is as much about self-discovery as it is about grappling with the heritage that both nourishes and sometimes suffocates. Imagine if the essence of a lemon were bottled and served in a café where the barista only speaks in riddles; that’s the level of intrigue you can expect from Levy’s prose. You’ll chuckle, you’ll ponder, and you might even find yourself reaching for a citrus fruit to snack on—though whether you’ll find it refreshing or not remains to be seen. This book is not just about lemons, mind you. Oh no, it’s a veritable fruit basket of themes: family secrets that peel away like layers of an onion, cultural identity that can occasionally taste like cardboard, and the sweet yet tart experience of growing up on the periphery of two worlds. It’s the literary equivalent of a fruit salad where some pieces have started to ferment. You might just want to grab a fork and dig in, though you should probably check for any rogue bananas lurking about. As you navigate through Levy’s cleverly crafted prose, be prepared for sudden tangents and delightful diversions that may leave you scratching your head, wondering if you’ve accidentally wandered into a different book altogether. But fret not! The journey is what counts, even if you end up lost in the dizzying aisles of a metaphorical supermarket, pondering the significance of each aisle number—as if they were somehow imbued with meaning that transcends mere grocery shopping. If you find yourself yearning for a literary experience that combines the sweet and the sour, then “Fruit Of The Lemon” is your ticket to a rollercoaster ride that may or may not make you reconsider the nature of your favorite citruses. Just remember, not all that glitters is gold; sometimes, it’s simply ripe and ready to be squeezed. Condition: This copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is a well-loved specimen, featuring a few dog-eared pages, a spine that has seen better days, and the faint scent of someone’s last attempt at a lemon meringue pie. It may contain annotations of a previous reader who was perhaps overly passionate about their interpretations—think of it as a bonus layer of commentary that adds to the aesthetic experience of reading. So, whether you’re a seasoned reader looking to expand your literary palate or a curious novice seeking a taste of cultural commentary, “Fruit Of The Lemon” offers a refreshingly complex exploration of identity and belonging. Just don’t forget to bring your own sugar; you might need it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2279/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fruit-of-the-lemon-june-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Review 9780747261148 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2277 Herman Hesse by Peter Camenzind Prepare yourself for a literary expedition that will take you far beyond the comfort of your armchair, or at least into the realm of existential musings that may or may not resemble an awkward first date with your philosophy professor. Yes, you’ve stumbled upon *Herman Hesse* by Peter Camenzind, a tome that promises to unravel the tangled web of human experience with all the charm of a well-worn sweater—comforting yet slightly moth-eaten. Published in 2001 by the illustrious Farrar, Strauss and Giroux, this book might just be the closest you can get to enlightenment without actually having to meditate. Those who think they’ve got life figured out will quickly discover that *Herman Hesse* is less a guidebook and more a curious detour down the back alleys of introspection. Forget any notion of a straightforward narrative; this is the kind of literary jaunt where metaphors run wild like feral cats in an abandoned alleyway. Camenzind invites you to join him on a journey through Hesse’s labyrinthine thoughts, where every sentence feels like a riddle wrapped in a mystery, served on a plate of existential dread. Ah, but don’t let that deter you! If you fancy yourself a modern-day Socrates, then this book is equipped with all the tools you’ll need to ponder life’s big questions in a cozy nook of your favourite café. Who needs a warm cup of coffee when you can have Hesse’s profound questions formulating in your brain like a recipe gone wrong? Yes, you can sip your frothy latte while contemplating the futility of existence—or at least while pretending to do so, impressing your friends with your newfound philosophical depth. As you leaf through the pages, you might find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality, or at the very least, the sanity of your choice in reading material. Perhaps you’ll identify with Hesse’s characters, or perhaps you’ll just nod sagely while wondering if the author had his own existential crisis while writing this. Either way, the pages are filled with delightful contradictions, like a cat that thinks it’s a dog or a philosopher who can’t quite decide if he prefers tea over coffee. Your experience reading this book may vary dramatically, much like those times when you pick up a “great” movie only to find it’s an oddly comforting train wreck. You may revel in the depth, or find yourself struggling to stay awake as ideas dance chaotically in your mind like a particularly spirited wedding reception. But let’s not forget the side effects—profound uncertainty, unexpected bouts of joy, and perhaps the sudden urge to wear sandals with socks (a true sign of an intellectual awakening). Condition: This book has seen better days; the cover bears the scars of past adventures, which only adds to its charm. The spine is bent, suggesting a long-standing relationship with someone who may or may not have finished reading it. Pages may contain the occasional coffee stain—merely a testament to the existential ponderings of prior readers. But fret not, for these imperfections serve as charming reminders of its journey through life, much like the wrinkles on a wise old sage. Vicarious philosophical crises await you! Pages that may or may not contain enlightening coffee stains. An existential detour that’s never truly boring. Perfect for impressing guests with your ‘deep’ reading choices. May lead to unexpected thoughts about life, the universe, and everything. So go ahead and add *Herman Hesse* to your collection of second-hand literary oddities. It’s like a slightly tarnished trophy of existential exploration, available at Crappy Old Books. Just remember, in this world of literary gems (or gravel), every wear and tear tells a story—just don’t expect it to be a straightforward one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2277/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/herman-hesse-june-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Farrar, Strauss and Giroux no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2276 A Flag On The Island by VS Naipaul Ah, "A Flag On The Island," a title that might lead you to believe you’re about to embark on a whimsical voyage across sun-soaked shores, perhaps involving a coconut or two. But fear not, dear reader, for this is not that kind of literary escapade. Instead, prepare to be lured into the complex, often bewildering world of VS Naipaul, where the only thing warm and sunny might be the occasional sarcastic remark. Published back in 1967 by the ever-faithful Penguin, this book doesn’t wave a flag of sunshine; rather, it flaps curtly in the coastal winds of existential pondering and cultural critique. In this literary concoction, Naipaul takes us to an island that seems just far enough away to remind us of our own insecurities, all while being close enough to poke fun at our pretensions. It’s as if he’s inviting you to a garden party where the host constantly critiques the floral arrangements while you awkwardly sip your tea, wondering if you should compliment the scones or just nod silently. The social fabric of this island isn’t woven from joyous tales of sandy beaches and twinkling stars, but rather from the threads of despair, identity, and the weight of colonial history. It’s like a family reunion where no one really wants to be there but feels an obligation to show up. One cannot help but speculate about what inspired Naipaul to pen such a piece. Perhaps he was lounging on a beach when a seagull stole his sandwich, prompting an existential crisis that somehow morphed into a reflection on the cultural upheavals of island life. Or maybe, just maybe, he was pondering the irony of an island teeming with life while simultaneously feeling the ghostly presence of imperialism looming over every coconut tree. The possibilities are as endless as the waves crashing on the shore, yet equally as bewildering. As you delve into these pages, you might encounter a cast of characters that feel oddly familiar yet entirely foreign, like relatives you never knew you had but who somehow ended up in every family photograph. Their dialogues may strike you as both profound and absurd, like poetry written in a hurry during a particularly awkward dinner party. In Naipaul’s world, the mundane often mixes with the profound, leaving readers to question whether the everyday details of life are more significant than the grand narratives we construct around them. While you might stumble upon a few moments of clarity, don’t expect your typical happy ending. This story doesn’t tie itself up with a neat bow but rather leaves you pondering the loose threads like an old sweater that mysteriously unravels in the wash. Rather than providing the comfort of closure, Naipaul’s narrative challenges you to wrestle with your own ideas about identity and belonging, like trying to catch a slippery fish with your bare hands. Spoiler alert: it’s messy. Condition: This copy of "A Flag On The Island" has seen better days, much like an old dog that still wants to play fetch but occasionally forgets where the ball went. The cover exhibits signs of wear and tear, the pages are slightly dog-eared, and the spine has that delightful crackle that signals well-loved literature. It’s the kind of book that has been cherished by previous owners who perhaps wanted to appear cultured while sipping tea at a quaint café but ended up wrestling with the philosophical implications of Naipaul’s prose instead. Perfect for those who appreciate the lived-in charm of second-hand storytelling. So if you fancy walking on the literary wild side, take a chance on this quirky exploration of island life, cultural dissonance, and the occasional existential crisis. It might not grant you peace of mind or a clear understanding of the world, but it will surely give you something to contemplate over your next cup of tea. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a bit of irony served alongside their literary fare? Grab your copy today, as sold by Crappy Old Books, and prepare for a reading experience that promises to be anything but ordinary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2276/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-flag-on-the-island-june-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2275 Dead Crazy by Nancy Pickard In a world where the living are often overshadowed by the deceased, Nancy Pickard’s *Dead Crazy* presents a portrait of society that might just make you question your own sanity—if you haven’t already questioned it while perusing the bargain bins of second-hand bookstores, that is. Published in 1989 by Pocket Books, this literary treasure (or perhaps, in keeping with its title, this literary folly) invites the reader to enter a realm where every page is tinged with the delightful absurdity of life, death, and the rather murky waters in between. Let’s face it: there’s something inherently amusing about a book titled *Dead Crazy*. One imagines a world rife with eccentric characters who take their afterlives far too seriously. Perhaps there’s a ghostly figure haunting a small-town café, dispensing questionable life advice from beyond the grave, or a detective who solves crimes with the help of a rather snarky spirit. But fear not, dear reader; you won’t find any of that here. Instead, you’ll be treated to Pickard’s unique blend of irony and wit that pokes fun at the very conventions of the mystery genre while simultaneously embracing them with a mischievous wink. Set against a backdrop that can only be described as delightfully chaotic, *Dead Crazy* weaves a tapestry of characters who are as memorable as they are peculiar. You might meet an amateur sleuth with an unhealthy obsession with taxidermy or a grieving widow who believes her cat can communicate with the dead. One can only wonder how these characters intermingle and what comedic misadventures await on each page. Spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you expect, which is exactly the point. Readers of the late ’80s will appreciate the nostalgic trip down memory lane, filled with references that have since faded like a well-loved VHS tape. Picture this: shoulder pads, neon colors, and a sense of humor that’s both sharp and slightly off-kilter. Pickard captures the essence of the era, making *Dead Crazy* a time capsule of sorts, perfect for those who find joy in the mundane and the bizarre. Now, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty of what makes this book an essential read—or rather, a read that’s essential if you enjoy a side of irony with your literary fare. Here are a few tantalizing tidbits that may just pique your interest: Absurd plot twists that leave you wondering what on earth just happened. Characters who are almost caricatures, but in the most endearing way possible. A narrative style that feels like a cheeky conversation with an old friend—albeit one who had one too many cocktails. Dialogue that sparkles with wit and sarcasm, ensuring you won’t just read but also chuckle. The occasional existential crisis, because why not? Condition: This particular copy of *Dead Crazy* is used, which means it has lived a life of its own. Expect dog-eared pages, a hint of mystery in the form of an unidentifiable stain (possibly coffee, possibly something more sinister), and perhaps a signed inscription from a previous owner who inexplicably decided to doodle a smiley face next to one of the more poignant passages. It’s the kind of book that whispers secrets of its past life, inviting you to add your own chapter to its storied existence. So, if you’re looking for a book that defies conventions, challenges sanity, and dares to be both dead and crazy, look no further. Grab your copy of *Dead Crazy* from Crappy Old Books and prepare yourself for a reading experience that is as unpredictable as a cat’s mood. After all, in the world of literature, sometimes the best stories are the ones that drive us a little bonkers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2275/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dead-crazy-june-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671702670 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2274 Word Bringer by Edward Llewellyn In the whimsical world of 1986 publishing, where shoulder pads reigned supreme and cassette tapes were the height of technological advancement, "Word Bringer" by Edward Llewellyn emerges like a slightly battered time capsule of literary aspirations. This tome, though initially a humble offering by Daw Books, quite boldly raises the question: what if words themselves were sentient beings, plotting their escape from the confines of dusty libraries? Yes, dear reader, this is a ride on the rather perplexing train of linguistic liberation. Buckle up, for the journey promises more twists than an unscrewed lightbulb. Our protagonist, a handsome amalgam of a thesaurus and a daydreamer, finds himself flung into a world where every word he utters literally springs to life. Imagine the chaos! One moment you’re casually stating that it’s ’raining cats and dogs,’ and the next you’re knee-deep in a fluffy furball of epic proportions. One can only hope that Llewellyn’s sense of humor was as sharp as the edges of this book, which has endured its share of time-worn wear and tear. The absurdity of it all could be mistaken for a long-lost Monty Python sketch—only without the added benefit of a well-timed foot to the face. This curious narrative meanders through a landscape populated by those brave enough to wrestle with the surreal and the absurd, making it the perfect companion for anyone wondering if words are, in fact, more trouble than they are worth. It begs the question: do we truly have control over language, or are we merely passengers on a runaway train of syntax? Llewellyn’s penchant for puzzling prose invites readers to ponder the slippery nature of communication. Consider it a literary buffet where you might be served a delightful dish of gibberish alongside an entrée of existential crisis. Brilliantly absurd character names that defy the laws of common sense A plot so convoluted it makes a pretzel look like a straight line Unexpected cameo appearances by linguistic legends (think Shakespeare in a tutu) More puns than a pun convention—hold onto your hats! Multiple instances where you’ll question your own grasp of the English language As the pages turn, readers are greeted with a parade of eccentric wordplay that may just make you wish you had taken up a career in lexicography. Llewellyn’s style, which might best be described as a caffeinated Victorian in a neon tracksuit, offers both whimsy and wit, but also raises a curious eyebrow at the very nature of storytelling. Are we mere puppets, dancing to the whims of our vocabulary? Or are we the writers of our own destinies—albeit with an overabundance of adjectives? Condition: This copy of "Word Bringer" has been lovingly pre-owned, which means you might just find a few delightful surprises nestled between the pages—like an old receipt from a defunct bookstore or an existential crisis from a previous reader. The spine may have seen better days, but fear not! The stories within are still as lively as a pub quiz on a Wednesday night. With a few dog-eared pages and some marginalia that could rival a Shakespearean sonnet, this book possesses a character that only years of companionship can bestow. So, whether you’re a wordsmith looking for inspiration or simply in search of a quirky conversation starter for your next book club (or maybe just a way to avoid awkward silences at a dinner party), "Word Bringer" delivers on all fronts, albeit in a perplexing, roundabout manner. With its oddities, eccentricities, and outright confounding moments, it stands as a testament to the belief that sometimes, the juiciest stories come wrapped in the most peculiar of packages. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in the peculiar, the quirky, and the downright delightful finds that other booksellers would rather forget. Take a chance—after all, who wouldn’t want to bring a few more words into their life? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2274/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/word-bringer-june-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Daw Books 9780886771423 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2273 The Problems Of Philosophy by Bertrand Russell In the unlikely event that you’ve ever found yourself pondering the unanswerable questions of existence while half-heartedly sipping lukewarm tea, then Bertrand Russell’s "The Problems of Philosophy" may just be your ticket to intellectual ennui. Written in 1982 (a year noted for questionable fashion choices and the rise of synthesiser music), this tome serves as a dispassionate companion for those who prefer their existential crises with a side of scholarly detachment. If you’re looking for a spirited debate about reality, you might want to rethink your social circle—or at least reconsider your beverage of choice while engaging with Russell’s thoughts. Russell, a man whose mind could probably calculate the entire solar system’s trajectory while simultaneously critiquing the state of modern philosophy, offers us an assortment of philosophical dilemmas that might make you question not only your understanding of knowledge but also your choice of literature. He elegantly wades through the murky waters of epistemology, ethics, and metaphysics, all while somehow making them sound as riveting as watching paint dry. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the labyrinthine corridors of thought where the only real thrill is the slight possibility of enlightenment—or at least a decent nap. The author’s prose may be more akin to an amiable chat over a cup of Earl Grey, yet the topics he tackles are as profound as the depths of your uncle’s rambling anecdotes at family gatherings. Expect to encounter weighty discussions on the nature of reality, the existence of free will, and the eternal question of why anyone would leave the comfort of their sofa to engage with such things. Spoiler alert: it’s mostly because someone told them it’s important, not because it is. As you traverse this philosophical landscape, you might stumble across questions that haunt even the most enlightened of minds—questions like: “What is the meaning of life?” and “Why did I decide to read this in the first place?” With chapters that may induce bouts of existential dread punctuated by the occasional chuckle, this book has the unique ability to make you feel simultaneously enlightened and utterly perplexed. In other words, it’s ideal for those who enjoy intellectual masochism wrapped in a cover that looks as distinguished as an Oxford University diploma. The book also navigates through the issues of belief, truth, and the ever-elusive concept of knowledge—much like that elusive sock you always lose in the wash. Will you find answers? Perhaps not; but you may emerge with a deeper appreciation for just how confusing everything truly is. And isn’t that what philosophy is really all about? To leave you wondering whether the problems of philosophy are even problems at all? Or perhaps just a convenient excuse for not knowing what to do with your life? Condition: Used, with a charming patina that suggests it has been lovingly thumbed through by countless seekers of wisdom—and perhaps a few unrepentant tea spillers. The pages may exhibit a natural yellowing, serving as a testament to its journey through the mind-numbing realms of academia. Some ink stains may be present, remnants of a passionate debate or a particularly intense moment of contemplation. Marginalia might whisper the thoughts of a former owner who, much like you, was just trying to find their way through the philosophical fog. So, dear reader, if you feel drawn to the paradoxes that haunt humankind and fancy yourself a brave explorer of the mind’s recesses, "The Problems of Philosophy" awaits your curious eyes. And remember, if this book doesn’t answer any of your questions, at least it can serve as an excellent conversation starter at your next gathering of confused philosophers or bewildered acquaintances. Available at Crappy Old Books for those who appreciate the beauty of second-hand wisdom, or simply the chance to own a piece of intellectual history that’s seen better days. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2273/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-problems-of-philosophy-june-2024.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198880189 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2271 The Cloud Of Unknowing by Unknown The Cloud Of Unknowing https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2271/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cloud-unknowing-june-2024.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140443851 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2270 Demian by Hermann Hesse Demian https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2270/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/demian-june-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peter Owen 9780720611304 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2266 The Jewish War by Josephus In a world where history often feels like a hastily assembled jigsaw puzzle missing half its pieces, *The Jewish War* by Josephus emerges as a rather ornate piece of art—albeit one that may have spent a little too long in the attic of some eccentric uncle. Originally penned during the First Century, this peculiar Penguin edition from 1974, perhaps in a fit of nostalgia, has been dusted off and reintroduced to our contemporary shelves, making it an ideal companion for your next tea party or existential crisis. For those not well-versed in the literary stylings of Josephus, allow us to peel back the layers of this historical onion. Josephus, a Jewish general-turned-historian, offers a riveting account of the Jewish revolt against the Roman Empire. Think of it as historical reportage that occasionally slips into a dramatic reenactment—complete with plot twists that would make any soap opera writer weep with envy. One can only imagine Josephus sitting in his garden, quill in hand, contemplating the human condition while the scent of olives wafted through the air, pondering how best to capture a war that was just as much about identity as it was about survival. Let’s be honest: reading this book is akin to attending a dinner party hosted by a history buff who insists on recounting every gruesome detail of their latest archaeological dig. You may find yourself nodding politely while secretly plotting your escape, all the while being peppered with factoids about Roman tactics and Jewish resilience. And yet, there is a certain charm to Josephus’s narrative style—like a slightly tipsy professor who meanders through the lecture but occasionally lands on a brilliant insight that makes you question your very existence. As you journey through the pages, you may come across some extraordinary elements that warrant special attention. Consider the following highlights, which may or may not enhance your reading experience: Josephus’s persistent habit of tooting his own horn—he was both a historian and a hero, or so he claims. Vividly detailed accounts of siege warfare that will make you reconsider your plans for a quiet night in. Random interludes where Josephus seems to forget he’s not writing a drama but continues on as if he’s auditioning for the role of “Most Dramatic Historian.” Occasional philosophical musings that will have you pondering whether the universe is simply one grand epic struggle. A rather bizarre collection of characters, including warriors, politicians, and the occasional Roman who seems more interested in their afternoon snack than the chaos surrounding them. Condition: Well, let’s just say this copy has seen more action than a Roman centurion at a gladiator fight. It sports a few creases and a cover that whispers tales of hasty reading under dim lights—perhaps during tumultuous nights filled with questionable life choices. The pages are slightly yellowed with age, like a wise old sage, yet they still hold the promise of knowledge within their crinkly embrace. The spine may be a tad fragile, but then again, aren’t we all a bit fragile these days? Owning this edition of *The Jewish War* is like having a piece of history perched on your bookshelf, quietly judging your reading habits while simultaneously providing unsolicited commentary on your life choices. It is a book that not only invites you to explore the past but also challenges your understanding of resilience and identity. You might even find yourself shouting, "What were they thinking?" at various points—much to the confusion of your housemates. So, whether you are a history aficionado or someone who just wants to impress friends with your depth of knowledge about ancient conflicts, *The Jewish War* is here to serve you. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, dust off the cobwebs of its past, and embark on an adventure that is as convoluted as it is enlightening. Who knows, you might just become the next great historian—or at least someone who can throw around phrases like "Jewish resilience" at dinner parties. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2266/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/josephus-the-jewish-war-june-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2256 Sherlock Holmes Selected Stories by Arthur Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes Selected Stories. Contains 11 stories. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2256/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sherlock-holmes-selected-stories-june2024.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192510150 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2254 The Pagans of North Borneo by Owen Rutter In the illustrious annals of travel literature, few tomes are as delightfully bewildering as Owen Rutter’s "The Pagans of North Borneo." Published in 1985 by the esteemed Oxford University Press—where scholarly pretensions meet the earnest desire to explore the uncharted—this captivating piece promises an expedition into the land of the exotic. Or, at the very least, a jaunt through the pages of a book that’s seen better days (and perhaps better readers). Imagine, if you will, a time when explorers were still armed with nothing more than a pen, a notepad, and an unquenchable thirst for adventure—often leading them to utterly bewildering encounters. Rutter, with his keen eye and a sense of irony sharper than a Bornean machete, invites readers to witness the inhabitants of North Borneo in all their cultural peculiarities and wild rituals, which may or may not involve questionable food choices and a great deal of shouting. Now, this isn’t just a picturesque travelogue filled with quaint observations and sunny prose. Oh no! Rutter’s narrative is more akin to a curious blend of anthropological musings and accident-prone escapades, where he stumbles upon a tribe mid-ceremony, likely wondering if they’d prefer tea or coffee—neither of which he has, of course. The charm of this book lies in its delightful contradictions; the author aims for enlightenment but often lands comically in the absurd. What can one expect from "The Pagans of North Borneo"? Here’s a brief rundown of the treasures hidden within its slightly tattered pages: Comically awkward cultural observations that make you question your own travel plans. Vivid descriptions of rituals that will have you reconsidering your next dinner party theme. Occasional musings on the weather that could rival any local forecast. Footnotes that seem to have been added for the sole purpose of confusing the reader. A healthy dose of Rutter’s dry wit that may or may not leave you chuckling in public. As you leaf through this book, you might find yourself caught in the peculiar limbo of wanting to learn about North Borneo while simultaneously grappling with the oddities of Rutter’s prose. Who knew anthropology could be so cheeky? Rutter’s observations hang somewhere between heartfelt sincerity and eyebrow-raising incredulity, creating a space where you can’t quite tell if he’s admiring the pagans or simply bemused by their ways. Condition: This copy has been lovingly thumbed through by many curious minds and is currently classified as “used” but could also easily be termed “well-loved” or “on the verge of becoming a modern artefact.” Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and a spine that has seen more action than your average desk jockey. It’s a piece of history in its own right, much like the people it seeks to describe. Ultimately, "The Pagans of North Borneo" serves as a testament to the human urge to explore, document, and occasionally misinterpret the lives of others. So if you’re in the mood for a historical jaunt that may not adhere to modern sensibilities but instead revels in charming confusion, this book is exactly what you didn’t know you needed. Available now, as always, at Crappy Old Books—where every title is a story waiting to be rediscovered, preferably without any serious anthropological commitments. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2254/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pagans-of-north-borneo-june2024.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780195826272 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2251 The Age Of Chivalry by Arthur Bryant Step back in time to an era when knights roamed the land, dragons lurked in forests, and chivalry was an actual thing rather than a misguided attempt at dinner etiquette. Arthur Bryant’s "The Age Of Chivalry," published in 1963, is a dapper foray into the medieval mindset, complete with all the pomp and circumstance you might expect from a book that looks more like a dusty artifact than a leisurely read. This hefty tome is like a time capsule, except instead of bringing back ancient relics, it’s just a pile of words that somehow got lost between the ages of gallant duels and the rise of the telephone. In a world where chivalry was a knight’s version of being a well-mannered gentleman, Bryant takes us on a droll adventure through castles, quests, and the occasional romantic entanglement, all while maintaining a stiff upper lip that would make any Victorian parent proud. You might be asking yourself: is there a hint of irony in the very idea of knights being noble? Well, buckle up your breastplate because Bryant is not shy about poking fun at the absurdities of knighthood. Prepare yourself for a narrative that gallops through the fields of gallantry and tumbles into the occasional mud puddle of mockery. As you leaf through the pages, you might find yourself enraptured by tales of valiant knights and fair maidens, only to be interrupted by the brusque reality of their questionable life choices. Did Sir Lancelot really think that sneaking around with a married woman was a good idea? And what of the endless jousts? It’s almost as if these chivalrous fellows had nothing better to do than poke each other with sticks while wearing heavy armor—an early medieval version of a pub brawl, perhaps? One can’t help but ponder whether the lack of Wi-Fi contributed to their questionable decisions. It’s also worth noting that this edition, published by Collins, is a prime example of mid-century design, featuring a cover that could possibly serve as a conversation starter (or stopper) at your next book club gathering. The illustrations, if one can call them that, are reminiscent of both old-timey manuscripts and the sort of doodles one might find in the margins of a bored student’s notebook. You’ll be left wondering whether the artist had a firm grasp on anatomy or merely enjoyed abstract interpretations of knights in shining armor. As you immerse yourself in this literary journey, expect to encounter an array of characters who, much like the book itself, are a little worse for wear—think of it as the medieval equivalent of a pub crawling through history. The knights are noble, the ladies are lovely, and the jesters are, well, just confusing. And in a delightful twist of fate, the reader may discover that the age of chivalry was perhaps more about the pageantry than the ethics, much like many modern-day awards shows. Condition: This book is used and, much like the knights it describes, it bears the scars of time. The pages are slightly yellowed, with a few creases here and there, adding to its charm. The spine is intact but may require some encouragement to fully open, suggesting that it has been lovingly thumbed through by previous owners who were probably just as bemused by its contents as you are likely to be. The cover might have seen better days, but then again, haven’t we all? So rally your inner knight, don your metaphorical armor, and prepare for a literary experience that’s anything but boring. "The Age Of Chivalry" is not just a book; it’s a relic of a bygone era that allows you to chuckle at the follies of knights while simultaneously immersing yourself in an age that might seem utterly baffling to the modern reader. An oddity for your shelf? Perhaps. A conversation starter? Absolutely. And if you dare to journey into this quirky narrative, you could even impress your friends with tales of gallantry that are as dubious as they are entertaining. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the past is always a little crappier than you remember. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2251/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-age-of-chivalry-june2024.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2250 Rough Cider by Peter Lovesey Once upon a time in the land of 1987—a year when neon windbreakers and cassette tapes ruled the realm—there emerged a literary enigma wrapped in a riddle and no doubt topped with a sprinkle of something fizzy. Enter “Rough Cider,” a title that tantalisingly suggests a tale steeped in fermented mischief and perhaps an occasional bout of melancholy. Penned by the illustrious Peter Lovesey, known for his knack for marrying mystery with a dash of wit, this tome is anything but your average apple bobbing fest. Now, before you picture a picturesque village setting where the bards sing of orchards and summer picnics, think again. “Rough Cider” throws you smack dab into a world where the apples aren’t the only things getting rotted. With a title that evokes images of rustic taverns overflowing with dubious-looking beverages, you might find yourself questioning if the cider is rougher than the company you keep. Whispers of scandal dance around the pages like a tipsy waltz, leading you to question if that jovial old farmer truly is hiding more than just his prized juicing apples. If you’re on the hunt for a thrilling tale that balances the fine line between humour and heart, with a hint of British absurdity, then this book promises to serve you a cocktail of clever twists with a side of dry wit. From mysterious happenings in unsuspecting rural corners to the eccentricities of village life, this tale is a vibrant tapestry woven with the threads of intrigue, human folly, and perhaps an odd cucumber sandwich or two. Really, who needs a cozy cup of tea when you can have a hearty pint of something a bit more adventurous? Delve into the eccentricities of village life Encounter characters as quirky as the cider they consume Experience the intoxicating blend of mystery and absurdity Uncover secrets that are less than pastoral Marvel at Lovesey’s deft hand with dialogue and plot twists As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself chuckling at the absurdities of life not just as an observer but as a reluctant participant in the foibles of humanity. Each chapter offers a taste, if you will, of a world where nothing is as it seems, and even the cider can turn out to be a tad unruly. So grab a chair, and prepare to be taken on a cheeky ride through the ups and downs of cider-fueled adventures and delightful misunderstandings. Condition: Used, but don’t let that fool you! This charming relic from the past bears the marks of time with the grace of a well-ripened apple. Pages may be slightly yellowed, and the spine might have that well-loved bend, but such imperfections only add character, much like the residents of the village depicted in these pages. A few scattered annotations might even await you, offering unsolicited but undoubtedly entertaining insights from previous readers, as if the book itself has been privy to the kind of gossip worthy of a village pub. In a world filled with shiny new releases and pristine volumes, dare to embrace the quirky charm of “Rough Cider.” Whether you’re a seasoned mystery aficionado or a curious newcomer trying to make sense of this poetic madness, this book is ripe for the picking. Those who venture into the realm of Crappy Old Books will discover a treasure trove of forgotten tales, and perhaps “Rough Cider” will be the one to quench your thirst for the absurdity of life. Cheers to that! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2250/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/peter-lovesey-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mysterious Press Books 9780099498506 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2249 The Double Man by William S Cohen and Gary Hart In an era of shoulder pads and synthesizers, 1986 gifted us “The Double Man,” a literary concoction that promises to stretch the boundaries of your imagination wider than a pair of Spandex pants after an all-you-can-eat buffet. Authored by William S. Cohen and Gary Hart—two names that, much like the book itself, appear to be a delightful mix of intrigue and confusion—this novel beckons readers into a world where the only thing more inflated than the plot is the authorial ego. Has a stamp for Brant’s Used Books in Sarasota inside. Also has some kind of Christian or Jehova’s Witness leaflet inside as a book mark. Set against the backdrop of a world teetering on the brink of chaos (which, when you think about it, is most of the 1980s), “The Double Man” offers a dizzying cocktail of politics, intrigue, and perhaps too many metaphors about identity. One can only imagine that Cohen and Hart were sitting in a dimly-lit diner, sipping on something suspiciously resembling coffee, when inspiration struck. “Why not write a book about a man who embodies two sides of himself?” they likely mused, while scribbling furiously on napkins, hoping to capture the spirit of a decade that couldn’t decide if it was more about neon leg warmers or existential dread. This fine piece of literature is not merely a book; it is a journey through the kind of convoluted plot twists that would make your average soap opera writer weep with envy. Expect to find characters that emerge as quickly as they disappear, dialogues that meander like a lost tourist in London, and themes that—if you squint hard enough—might reveal profound truths about the human condition. Or perhaps not. Who really knows? As you flip through the pages, you might stumble upon moments of sheer brilliance, interspersed with sections that make you question your life choices, such as why you decided to pick up a book published by Avon. Ah, Avon—famed for their beauty products and now for this riveting exploration of duality, or as some might say, a cautionary tale on the dangers of co-authoring. What can readers expect from “The Double Man”? A veritable buffet of literary delights, including but not limited to: Characters that may leave you scratching your head in bewilderment. Enough political intrigue to make your school history teacher proud. Dialogues that oscillate between profound and perplexing. Subplots that could probably be turned into a mini-series—if only someone would dare. A writing style that may just redefine what you thought you knew about sentence structure. Condition: Used, but don’t let that deter you! This book bears the cherished scars of a life well-loved, complete with the odd coffee ring and dog-eared pages that suggest someone found it far more riveting than the insipid daytime television we’ve all come to love. It may even smell faintly of nostalgia, or perhaps that’s just the remnants of the 1980s clinging to it like a well-worn track suit. So, if you’re in the market for a read that promises to entertain you while simultaneously challenging your understanding of reality (or at least your understanding of what a good book should be), look no further. “The Double Man” awaits, ready to add a taste of the absurd to your bookshelf. Found exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where the motto is: "Every book tells a story, but some stories need a little extra context.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2249/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-double-man-apr-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780380701223 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2248 Some Die Telling by Stella Cameron In the grand tradition of ’80s literature, where teal leg warmers and questionable hairstyles ruled the day, one encounters the enigmatic title ‘Some Die Telling’ by the audaciously named Stella Cameron. Published in the illustrious year of 1987 by Mira, this tome dares to ask the question: what if the gossip at the local tea shop could be fatal? Is it a murder mystery? A romance gone awry? Or perhaps an existential rumination on the nature of idle chit-chat? Spoiler: the answer is likely none of the above, but that’s what we adore about it. Picture this: a cast of characters so eccentric they could easily fill a small village – if only one could decipher the actual plot through the haze of dramatic irony and questionable dialogue. You might meet the charmingly cynical detective who hasn’t quite figured out his love life but is definitely adept at pointing fingers while drinking tea. Or the mysterious stranger who appears just as the plot thickens, perhaps to shake things up or simply to mislead you into thinking this will lead somewhere profound. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself wondering if Stella was writing a thriller or just using her typewriter to air out her thoughts on the state of society, while simultaneously developing a penchant for suspenseful cliffhangers that lead nowhere. What truly makes ‘Some Die Telling’ a worthy addition to your collection is the delightful absurdity of its premise. Consider the implications of a world where gossip may indeed have deadly consequences. Is your nosy neighbour’s constant prattling about your cat’s peculiar behaviour enough to warrant a warning? Will the local book club’s heated debate on the merits of classic literature end in tragedy? These are the pressing questions that Cameron seems to dance around like a seasoned ballerina, expertly maintaining her audience’s attention while simultaneously leading them astray. As you meander through this literary labyrinth, you might find yourself confronted with an array of plot twists that could rival a game of Twister. The pacing is so unpredictable that you may actually have to buckle your seatbelt while reading. Expect the unexpected, like a cat popping out of a hat or a teapot that spills more secrets than tea. It’s a whirlwind of intrigue that will leave you questioning not only the motives of the characters but also your own life choices—like why you chose to read this in the first place. Now let’s talk about the cover, which is a true testament to the era. If the book were a person, it would be the eccentric aunt who shows up to family gatherings wearing neon and spouting conspiracy theories. The bright colors and bold fonts are enough to make you do a double take, and you might even find yourself saying, “What on earth is this?” before you’ve even cracked open the spine. The visual feast alone is worth the price of admission, even if the narrative leaves you scratching your head. Condition: This literary relic is used, but fear not! It has that delightful ‘loved’ quality, with a crinkled cover that suggests it has been tossed around like a hot potato at a family reunion. The pages may be yellowed with age, holding within them the whispers of past readers who dared to delve into this curious tale. There’s likely a coffee stain on page 37, adding an air of authenticity, or maybe a hint of nostalgia for those who crave that comforting aroma of brewed beans and literary mystery. In conclusion, ‘Some Die Telling’ is not merely a book; it’s an experience—one that will leave you pondering the intersections of gossip, death, and the absurdity of life. So grab your reading glasses, and prepare for a journey that promises to be as unpredictable as a trip to the British seaside in October. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where treasures like this await the brave souls willing to sift through the piles of the past! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2248/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/some-die-telling-apr-2024.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mira 9781551667348 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2245 Death Of An Obnoxious Tourist by Maria Hudgins Ah, "Death of an Obnoxious Tourist," a title that promises to deliver an array of delightful absurdities, penned by the esteemed Maria Hudgins. One can only guess that this literary offering is a cunning commentary on the plight of those poor souls who dare to venture too far from their comfort zones, armed with nothing but shorts, sandals, and a sense of entitlement that could rival a royal heir. In a world teeming with tourists who are utterly oblivious to the cultural nuances of the places they invade, Hudgins has crafted a work that might just make you chuckle and cringe in equal measure. Set against the backdrop of a picturesque destination that likely boasts more charm than the average obnoxious tourist can handle, the book invites readers to ponder the precarious intersection of travel and civility. As our hapless protagonist navigates the chaotic whirlpool of fellow tourists, you can’t help but speculate whether the true villain of this narrative is, in fact, the destination itself or the onslaught of selfie sticks and overzealous tour guides. After all, who needs a plot twist when you have a cast of characters more exaggerated than a pantomime? Hudgins, who seems to possess an uncanny knack for eviscerating human folly, explores the various types of tourists—each one a caricature more vivid than the last. There’s the loudmouth who believes that speaking slower and louder in English will somehow bridge the language gap, the couple taking "romantic" selfies against every possible scenic backdrop, and the family that treats cultural landmarks as merely a backdrop for their Instagram feeds. Each archetype is so over-the-top that you may find yourself wondering if they were plucked from a reality television show rather than real life. As we delve deeper into this mirthful escapade, it becomes apparent that the book isn’t merely a critique of tourists; it’s also a tantalizing exploration of the human condition. What happens when the obnoxious visitor becomes the centerpiece of their own tragicomic demise? Will the locals, who have endured their antics for far too long, finally gain a sense of poetic justice? The omnipresent irony is palpable, wrapped in layers of humor that are as rich as the local cuisine that our protagonist may or may not appreciate. The mystery unfolds with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, as characters meander through poorly thought-out dialogues and the occasional slapstick moment. You might find yourself wondering if Hudgins wrote this book while dodging a particularly persistent tourist herself; the absurdity is so vivid it feels like she’s channeled the spirit of travel mishaps into each page. One can’t help but appreciate the skill with which she balances the ridiculousness of the situation while also inviting readers to reflect on their own travel experiences—or perhaps their own inner tourists. Condition: Used. This book, despite its slight wear and tear, retains that distinctive aroma of “I’ve been read a few times but still have some life left in me.” You might find a few dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain, which only adds to its character. Clearly, this tome has been enjoyed, likely by someone who appreciated the ironic twists of fate that Hudgins so deftly portrays. Perfectly imperfect, like a well-traveled passport. In a world where every tour guide seems to have an agenda and every traveler is a potential punchline, "Death of an Obnoxious Tourist" is a refreshing reminder that sometimes the biggest adventures happen when we least expect them—or when the most annoying individuals are involved. For anyone who has ever rolled their eyes at a fellow traveler or secretly reveled in the absurdity of human behavior while abroad, this book could serve as a sardonic companion. So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, absurdity, and perhaps a slight twinge of guilt as you reflect on your own touristy habits. Who knows? You might just learn a thing or two about the delicate balance between being a good traveler and becoming the punchline of someone else’s travel story. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2245/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death0of-an-obnoxious-tuorist-apr-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Worldwide Mystery 9780373266111 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2244 Salt Mine by David Lippincott In the unassuming year of 1980, when disco was fading and shoulder pads were rising, David Lippincott took a bold step forward (or perhaps sideways) with his groundbreaking literary offering, "Salt Mine." This riveting tome—whose title could either refer to a subterranean treasure trove of sodium chloride or an overzealous metaphor for the human condition—was published by Signet, a name that, let’s face it, sounds more like a medieval knight than a book publisher. Opening the pages of "Salt Mine" is akin to cracking open a particularly stubborn oyster: you’re not quite sure what you’re going to find, but you’re definitely prepared for something gritty. Lippincott invites readers into a world where the salty essence of life is explored with the finesse of a chef who’s accidentally used table salt instead of sea salt. The prose may be rough, but isn’t that what makes it all the more charming? It’s like a walk through a dusty old mine where every turn could lead to either a nugget of wisdom or a particularly nasty bruise. As you embark on this whimsical journey (or amble, perhaps), you might find yourself pondering important questions that only a book titled "Salt Mine" can evoke. Are we all just miners in the quarry of existence, chiseling away at our hopes and dreams, or is life merely a series of unfortunate events seasoned with grains of hilarity? Lippincott leaves it up to you, the astute reader, to decide while dodging metaphors like old-fashioned flying tomatoes in a food fight. The narrative style is as unpredictable as your uncle’s dance moves at a wedding—one minute you’re chuckling at absurdities, and the next you’re left completely befuddled, possibly pondering if you’ve wandered into the wrong mine altogether. Is this fiction? Non-fiction? A veiled commentary on the salt-of-the-earth types? The answer is as elusive as finding a unicorn in a salt flat. Perhaps it’s a bit of everything, making it a true literary buffet. Just be cautious; you might find yourself full of questions and still hungry for answers. Condition: Used. This book has clearly lived a life. It bears the marks of time, with pages slightly dog-eared and a cover that has seen better days—much like that one friend who insists on wearing their high school varsity jacket to every reunion. The spine has a charmingly cracked appearance, allowing you to see just how much the book has been loved—or perhaps over-enthusiastically read. You could say it has character, but in a way that might make you question the quality of its previous owners’ taste in literature. Inside, you’ll encounter an eclectic mix of prose and the occasional existential moment that may leave you scratching your head or chuckling awkwardly at an inopportune time. Lippincott’s flair for the absurd often highlights the quirks of human nature, leaving readers wondering if they are better off in the mine or above ground, squinting at the sun. It’s a bit like a philosophical excavation: dig deep, find gold, but be prepared for the occasional rockslide of confusion. Whether you are a seasoned bibliophile searching for the obscure or an adventurous soul looking for something to read while avoiding your responsibilities, "Salt Mine" promises to be as interesting as it is perplexing. You may not emerge with all the answers, but you’ll undoubtedly have a few chuckles and an odd collection of thoughts swirling in your brain like the remnants of a peculiar dream. So get ready to embrace the weirdness of life, one salty nugget at a time. Grab your copy of "Salt Mine," as sold by Crappy Old Books, and prepare yourself for a literary adventure that might just leave you scratching your head in bemusement—or, if you’re lucky, laughing at the absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2244/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/salt-mine-apr-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2243 An Indecent Obsession by Colleen McCullough In a world where indecency dances a merry jig with obsession, Colleen McCullough’s 1982 novel, “An Indecent Obsession,” invites readers to indulge in a concoction of fervor and folly. Published by the ever-esteemed Futura, this literary escapade flirts with the provocative while simultaneously giving us a gentle nudge towards the absurd. It’s a book that begs the question: how far would one go for a passion that might just be a tad questionable? Spoiler alert: it’s further than you might expect! Picture the scene: a cast of characters that could only be described as delightfully tangled, their motivations as clear as a fogged-up window on a dreary English morning. Each page promises a chaotic exploration of love, lust, and all the delightful messiness that ensues when societal norms take a backseat. It’s an intellectual rollercoaster that makes you feel a bit like you’re peering through a keyhole into a world that’s simultaneously scandalous and strangely familiar. This is not just a novel; it’s a social commentary wrapped in a plot that may or may not make you question your own life choices. With prose as lush as an overgrown garden, McCullough employs a writing style that intertwines the profound with the preposterous. You may find yourself nodding sagely at her observations, only to realize moments later that you’ve been led down a garden path to a veritable maze of existential crises. If you enjoy literature that makes you reevaluate your relationship with sanity, this is the book for you! The characters are a collection of eccentrics, each more dubious than the last, and their interactions are akin to watching a high-stakes game of chess played by drunken seagulls. You could make a drinking game out of their antics—just make sure it’s a low-calorie beverage, as you might be reading until dawn. What’s more, the novel dares to approach themes that some would consider risqué, navigating the delicate balance between passion and societal expectation with the grace of a hippo on a tightrope. As you traverse the meandering paths of “An Indecent Obsession,” you’ll encounter moments that provoke laughter, moments that inspire deep contemplation, and possibly a few that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. This isn’t just a reading experience; it’s an invitation to question the very fabric of desire and the peculiar ways in which it manifests. Expect the unexpected, and be prepared for a few jaw-dropping revelations along the way. Condition: This copy has seen better days, much like your favourite pair of socks after a particularly raucous laundry day. The pages are a bit dog-eared, perhaps as if they too are eager to flip through the scandalous moments. There may be the occasional coffee stain, reminiscent of a half-hearted attempt at sophistication by a previous owner who clearly found their drink of choice more riveting than the text. Still, it possesses that charming aura of well-loved literature, making it a perfect addition to your already chaotic bookshelf. In conclusion, “An Indecent Obsession” is not just a novel; it’s a delightful mishmash of humanity’s quirks, desires, and the absurdities of life. So, dear reader, if you’re prepared to set sail on this literary sea of indecency, obsession, and questionable life choices, then grab this used copy from Crappy Old Books, where the treasures are as quirky as the stories they tell. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2243/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-indecent-obsession-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708821244 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2242 Second Foundation by Isaac Asimov Ah, the illustrious *Second Foundation*, a title that is as enigmatic as that last piece of toast you find lurking at the back of the kitchen cupboard. Published in 1964 by the venerable Avon Science Fiction, this literary concoction is the third installment of the famed Foundation series, where Asimov gallantly attempts to extract order from the chaotic mess that is human existence. Or is it the mess that is order? Honestly, you’ll need a starship and a well-versed psychohistorian to decipher that one. In an age when the only foundation most people concerned themselves with was the kind that prevents structural collapse, Asimov decided to tackle the intricacies of galactic empires, psychohistory, and the deeply perplexing question of how many times one can mention the word “Foundation” in a single tome without losing their marbles. Spoiler alert: many times! The book provides a thrilling exploration of the hidden Second Foundation, a secretive group that thrives in the shadows, much like that mysterious sock that always seems to turn up after laundry day, unmatched and full of questions. What can you expect from this paginated labyrinth? Well, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have a conversation with a robot about the merits of social engineering while simultaneously trying to solve a puzzle that involves more layers than an onion, you might just be in for a treat. This narrative is not just about science fiction; it’s also a masterclass in the art of turning every philosophical debate into an interstellar chess match, with the fate of humanity hanging precariously on every move. Now, let’s talk about the characters—or should we say the “characteristics”? If you’re after swashbuckling heroes or heart-wrenching love stories, you might want to lower your expectations faster than one can say "intergalactic bureaucracy." Instead, prepare for a cast of characters so cerebral they could give a brain freeze to Einstein himself. Featuring the likes of the enigmatic Bayta Darell and the ever-elusive Mule, this ensemble is less about swash and more about being utterly pensive. Who knew pondering could be so perilous? As you leaf through the pages, you may find yourself pondering some profound questions, such as: What is the meaning of life? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? And, most importantly, why are there no ISBNs in this cosmic conundrum of a book? It’s as if the universe itself conspired to keep this literary gem somewhat elusive. Perhaps the absence of an ISBN is a metaphor for the book’s contents—transcendent, unquantifiable, and utterly bewildering. Condition: Used, but in the way that “used” can often mean “still holds the weight of existential anguish and cosmic revelations.” Expect the occasional yellowed page, a few dog-eared corners, and perhaps a faint whiff of vintage space dust. It has been previously loved, which means it carries the energy of countless readers who have pondered the universe’s great mysteries while holding a cup of tea. Unlike space itself, it is not infinite but, like the universe’s fascination with black holes, it has its own depth. So, what can one glean from this cosmic odyssey through Asimov’s imagination? Here are a few highlights, should you be on the fence about whether to make this foray into science fiction literature: Get ready to experience philosophical discussions that make you question your own existence. Find out what happens when secret societies take a step back and let their minds do the heavy lifting. Discover a world where the fate of empires hangs on a delicate balance of logic and strategy. Engage with characters who are less “action heroes” and more “intellectual enigmas.” Contemplate the mysteries of existence without having to leave the comfort of your armchair. If you’ve ever yearned to hold a piece of a galaxy-spanning saga that challenges your perceptions of reality while making you chuckle at the absurdity of it all, the *Second Foundation* awaits. Available at Crappy Old Books, where you can find this and other similarly perplexing literary works, for those who appreciate a touch of irony and a sprinkle of existential dread in their reading material. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2242/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/second-foundation-apr-2024.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon Science Fiction no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2241 April When They Woo by Mary Jo Adamson In a world where springtime romance blossomed like daffodils in a particularly enthusiastic garden, Mary Jo Adamson’s 1989 masterpiece, *April When They Woo*, invites readers to wade through the tangled weeds of courtship, chaos, and curious coincidences. Published by Bantam Books—because why wouldn’t you want to dip into the whimsical pool of love’s frothy antics?—this novel is a delightful little relic that might just make you question your understanding of both love and horticulture. Imagine a time before the internet, where lovers could send each other handwritten letters, and the only ‘ghosting’ experienced was when your pushy neighbor’s cat decided to haunt your garden. Adamson’s work enshrines this magical era, spinning a yarn that captures the essence of budding relationships and blooming misunderstandings, all wrapped up in a fragrance of nostalgia and questionable fashion choices. The characters meander through the pages like a lost puppy in search of a familiar tree, often stumbling upon what one might generously call ‘adventure’ but what could more accurately be described as a series of unfortunate events involving poorly timed puns and wayward plotlines. With a title that hints at romance, one might expect heart-fluttering moments and swoon-worthy encounters. Instead, prepare to be entertained by a whimsical cast that could rival any sitcom ensemble. From the unassuming protagonist whose love life resembles a poorly executed game of chess to the eccentric best friend who believes that all problems can be solved with a pair of rollerblades and an inflatable flamingo, the pages are rife with characters whose personalities are as vibrant as their 1980s hairstyles. As we meander through the narrative, we witness the characters engage in a series of fruitless attempts at wooing—some involving literal fruit, one might add. As spring rains drench the town and hearts bloom like tulips, readers will find themselves wondering if love is truly worth the soggy shoes and misplaced affections. Perhaps it’s a metaphor for life itself: messy, unpredictable, and occasionally sprinkled with bits of glitter that leave you questioning your choices on the subway ride home. As we untangle the vines of this narrative, let us not forget the particular charm of the 1980s, when every romantic endeavor felt like a scene from a John Hughes film—even if that scene was set in the local community center and featured a series of awkward conversations about the merits of polka dots. Adamson’s prose dances like a daffodil in the breeze, infused with a lighthearted irony that both celebrates and mocks the rituals of courtship. Condition: This copy of *April When They Woo* is used, with all the delightful quirks that come with a previously loved book. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, a faint aroma of coffee (or perhaps despair), and marginal notes that may or may not be the ancient musings of a confused reader. Each page turn might even reveal a treasure trove of sentiments, from scrawled doodles to enigmatic comments about the characters that are as baffling as they are endearing. So, if you find yourself yearning for a trip back in time—complete with awkward encounters, questionable life choices, and a side of irony—you might just want to pick up this relic from Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You may come away with a fresh perspective on love, life, and why it’s best to keep your fruit salad away from romantic overtures. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2241/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/april-when-they-woo-apr-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553271218 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2239 Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs Embark on a timeless adventure into the heart of the untamed African jungle with Edgar Rice Burroughs’ iconic tale, "Tarzan." Raised by apes after the tragic death of his parents, Tarzan emerges as the epitome of primal strength and unparalleled survival instincts. Yet, his destiny takes a dramatic turn when he encounters Jane Porter, a spirited young woman from civilization. As Tarzan grapples with the complexities of his dual identity, torn between the wild jungle that nurtured him and the human world that beckons him, he must navigate treacherous foes, including the nefarious Clayton and his own inner turmoil. With the jungle as his domain and justice as his creed, Tarzan swings into action, facing perilous challenges and forging unbreakable bonds. From heart-pounding battles with ferocious beasts to tender moments of love and self-discovery, "Tarzan" is a timeless saga of courage, loyalty, and the enduring spirit of the wild. Edgar Rice Burroughs’ masterpiece continues to captivate readers of all ages, inviting them to lose themselves in the enchanting realm of adventure and heroism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2239/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tarzan-apr-2024.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2238 Diary Of A Seducer by Kierkegaard In the year of our existential dread, 1966, a publisher with a flair for the peculiar, Frederick Ungar, concocted a literary elixir titled "Diary Of A Seducer." This tome, a delightful medley of philosophical musings and romantic escapades, is the brainchild of none other than Søren Kierkegaard, a man whose own love life could be described as tragically convoluted—like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to seduce your own psyche while simultaneously critiquing the very act of seduction itself, you’ve stumbled upon the right literary quagmire. This peculiar work invites you into the labyrinthine thoughts of our charming anti-hero, who may or may not be the embodiment of Kierkegaard’s own romantic failures. Imagine a gentleman with an extensive collection of cravats and a penchant for brooding monologues, scribbling away at his innermost desires while simultaneously mulling over the futility of it all. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you might even question your own dating choices—if only because you realize they’re not penned by a 19th-century philosopher wrestling with his own heart. Let’s take a moment to reflect on the sheer audacity of this book. Who else but Kierkegaard, the ultimate paradox wrapped in a Danish pastry, would dare to explore the intricacies of seduction while remaining painfully aware that love is a game with rules that cannot be understood? This book is like that friend who, after a few pints, offers unsolicited advice on your romantic endeavors, peppering their wisdom with references to existential dread and the absurdity of being. But wait, there’s more! The “Diary Of A Seducer” is not merely a philosophical manual; it’s also a treasure trove of delectable bits that could only be birthed in the smoky parlours of 19th-century Copenhagen. Readers can expect to encounter a myriad of thoughts that are as contradictory as they are enlightening. One might wonder if Kierkegaard was trying to woo his audience or simply offering a cautionary tale against the perils of emotional entanglement. Spoiler: it’s both. This book has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, with Kierkegaard’s signature flair for intellectual gymnastics. Expect to be bombarded with musings that range from the profound to the preposterous, all the while navigating through existential riddles that may or may not make you question the meaning of life—and your last relationship. Hauntingly beautiful prose meets an awkward seducer who might just be the most relatable character you’ve never known. Condition: The physical state of this book is decidedly “used,” which in the world of Crappy Old Books often translates to “well-loved.” Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (which may or may not add to the philosophical depth), and a faint smell of antiquity that could either be charming or reminiscent of a basement encounter with that suspiciously damp box of family heirlooms. But fret not; the words are all intact, and the musings remain as tantalizing as the day they were penned—if not slightly more melancholic. So, if you’re in the market for a book that serves as both a conversation starter and an intellectual workout, “Diary Of A Seducer” might just fit the bill. Your friends will marvel at your eclectic taste, while you silently question why you ever thought seduction could be easy. Dive into the pages and prepare for a rollercoaster of philosophical quandaries that could only come from the mind of a man who truly understood the art of love—and its exquisite futility. Find it now at Crappy Old Books, because nothing says romance quite like a second-hand philosophical treatise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2238/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/diary-of-a-seducer-apr-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frederick Ungar Publishing Co no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2237 Colony by Ben Bova In the grand tradition of speculative literature that aims to both dazzle and bewilder, *Colony* by Ben Bova emerges from the dust of 1978 like an old vinyl record left to warp under the sun. Slated for those adventurous enough to loiter in the realms of science fiction, Bova ventures into the unknown, or perhaps just a particularly peculiar neighbourhood of it. What’s on offer here? A journey to the cosmos that may very well leave you questioning whether intergalactic exploration is all it’s cracked up to be. Picture this: an audacious expedition to the moon, where human ambition collides with the cold, unyielding reality of space. In a narrative as twisty as an old tube of toothpaste and as suspenseful as a cat on a hot tin roof, Bova invites readers to ponder the grandiosity of our dreams against the backdrop of life’s delightful absurdities. Who knew that colonising the cosmos could feel just as bureaucratic as a council meeting about parking regulations? Spoiler alert: it probably does. As you crack open this second-hand treasure—its spine creaking like an ancient door about to reveal forbidden secrets—you may find yourself enveloped in a world where the stakes are galactic yet the drama is as relatable as that time you awkwardly ran into your ex at a supermarket. Bova skillfully spins a yarn that balances the weight of societal commentary with the sheer wonder of the great unknown, all while ensuring that the reader is never quite sure if the moon is a metaphor for enlightenment or just a rock in the sky that’s too far to reach for most of us. Of course, the book’s publication by EOS should immediately send up flares of curiosity: what secrets does this publisher hold? Were they just as confused as the rest of us about the merits of space colonisation? Or did they see the vastness of the universe as merely a backdrop for human folly? One can only wonder as you turn the pages of this literary rollercoaster, where the views might just take your breath away—or make you yearn for a good old-fashioned cup of tea. Explorations that make your last family holiday seem like a day trip to the supermarket. Characters that could teach you a thing or two about navigating life’s absurdities while they’re at it. Plot twists sharper than a well-worn pencil, just waiting to poke you in the eye. An exploration of the concept of home in a place where ‘home’ is literally out of this world. Prose that basks in the beauty of irony, like a cat sunbathing on a windowsill. Condition: Used, but don’t let that fool you; this book has character. It has likely been read, judged, and re-judged by several previous owners, each leaving behind a fragment of their existential crisis in the margins—like little breadcrumbs leading you on a scavenger hunt through the psyche of 1970s sci-fi enthusiasts. You might even find a half-eaten bookmark that is as much a part of this book’s narrative as the text itself. So if you’re feeling daring enough to traipse through Bova’s whimsical tapestry of space and human nature—perhaps while sipping a less-than-stellar brew—you might just find yourself laughing, crying, and contemplating your place in the universe. Or at the very least, you’ll have a delightful conversation starter for your next dinner party, provided you can remember which planet Bova was referencing. Head over to Crappy Old Books, where you can discover this gem among the other curiosities and musings of the past, and perhaps ponder why we ever thought colonising the cosmos was a good idea in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2237/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colony-apr-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books EOS 9780380793150 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2236 The Green Brain by Frank Herbert Ah, "The Green Brain" by Frank Herbert, a title that whispers sweet nothings about the cerebral powers of vegetation while simultaneously raising the very real question: what on Earth was going through Herbert’s mind when he penned this peculiar piece? Published in the halcyon days of 1966—an era rife with experimentation in literature, fashion, and social norms—this tome is both an artifact of its time and a curiosity that might leave even the most ardent science fiction fans pondering their life choices. Now, dear reader, brace yourself for the delightful confusion that awaits within these pages. This is not just a book; it’s more like a quirky time capsule that transports you to a bizarre alternate reality where intelligence blooms not from lab coats or academic accolades, but from the very soil beneath our feet. Imagine a world where plants outsmart humans—yes, those leafy green beings you shrugged off in your houseplant-buying spree could very well be plotting their rise to supremacy while you water them. One must wonder about the implications of a green brain. Is it sentient? Are we to fear the day when our ferns start drafting emails entitled "Your Role in the Coming Green Uprising"? Herbert seems to tease at the notion that perhaps our next great leaders might sprout from the ground rather than the grueling halls of power. With a flair for the absurd that may or may not have been influenced by the era’s psychedelic tendencies, this novel flirts with the notion of plant intelligence, and let’s be honest, it’s all a bit bonkers. But fret not, for the prose itself is sprinkled with Herbert’s characteristic wit, and while the narrative may twist and turn like an erratically growing vine, it will undoubtedly tickle your brain cells—or at least your green thumb. This is a book for those who have ever wondered what their philodendrons truly think of their care regimen or for those who have given their succulents advice on existential crises. Yes, "The Green Brain" is for the dreamers, the believers, and the budding botanists among us. As you navigate through this peculiar landscape of thought, expect a myriad of themes that may leave you delightfully perplexed. Herbert, with his imaginative prowess, invites you to consider a world where flora becomes the protagonist, possibly making a compelling case for why you should start treating your plants with more respect—or fear, depending on your interpretation. The mere idea of a plant-led society raises profound questions about our own human hubris, doesn’t it? Condition: This copy has seen better days, much like your childhood teddy bear that you still can’t quite bring yourself to toss. The spine is well-loved and creased, and the pages bear the faint aroma of aging paper—an olfactory delight that evokes a sense of nostalgia for the simpler days when plot twists were just a surprise and not a marketing strategy. Minor dog-earing and the occasional coffee stain add character and authenticity, hinting at the book’s journey through life. It’s the perfect addition to your collection of neglected literary oddities. In conclusion, if you’re yearning for a cerebral excursion that’s equal parts absurd and thought-provoking, look no further than "The Green Brain." Just remember, it’s not about the destination but the meandering thoughts you’ll grapple with along the way. Who knows? You may find yourself pondering the secret lives of your indoor plants and questioning their motives. Perhaps it’s time to cut back on the fertiliser… or maybe not. Either way, adventure awaits in the pages of this wonderfully peculiar offering. So, if you find yourself at Crappy Old Books, don’t miss out on the chance to add this whimsical piece of botanical brilliance to your bookshelf. It might just change the way you look at your garden—and your life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2236/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-green-brain-apr-2024.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2233 The Prophecies Of Nostradamus by Erika Cheetham In a world where the future is as predictable as a cat’s mood swings, Erika Cheetham’s "The Prophecies Of Nostradamus" (1980) emerges like a time-traveling, fortune-telling octopus, wriggling its tentacles into the minds of those brave enough to decipher its cryptic messages. Published by Perigee Books, this how-to manual for the bewildered seer is less about actual predictions and more about wild conjectures that could make even the most steadfast skeptic question their own sanity. Who needs a crystal ball when you have this hefty tome filled with prophecies that may or may not apply to your Tuesday lunch plans? Cheetham uncovers Nostradamus’ enigmatic quatrains, which, if read correctly—or perhaps with a good dose of imagination—could mean anything from the rise of avocados as a superfood to the imminent arrival of a cataclysmic cheese shortage. The author takes what seems like an ancient game of charades and turns it into a veritable circus of interpretations, proving that if you squint hard enough, even the most mundane of forecasts can mystically align with your Pinterest board. With the charm of a vintage fortune cookie, this book also promises to enlighten you about the following delightful possibilities: The potential for global warming to result in fashion trends dominated by wooly jumpers. The rising popularity of fermented foods, as predicted by a baffling reference to ’the great vats of the future.’ A mysterious event involving a man with a mustache—wait, is that just a description of any British politician? Allusions to calamities that may or may not have happened during the last UK election. A curious note on the resurgence of 80s hairstyles, possibly foreshadowing the return of leg warmers. What makes this volume particularly special is the way it captures the essence of the 1980s—a decade that produced an abundance of neon leg warmers, questionable hairstyles, and, apparently, an insatiable appetite for prophecy. Cheetham’s prose dances through the pages like a disco ball at a wedding reception, leaving readers wonderstruck at how many times one individual can misinterpret a vague reference to "the great upheaval" before resorting to Googling “Nostradamus memes.” As you leaf through the pages, you’re sure to find more than just a collection of grim predictions; you’ll encounter a kaleidoscope of human folly and the extraordinary lengths we go to make sense of life’s chaos. Nostradamus, the original clickbait creator, would surely delight in how people have turned his vague musings into an art form of conjecture and debate. Could he be the forefather of social media influencers? Only time—perhaps a couple of centuries—will tell. Condition: Used, which means this book carries with it the aroma of days gone by, an unidentifiable stain (possibly coffee or existential dread), and the whispers of its previous owners who may have scrawled “What does this even mean?” in the margins. Perfect for those who appreciate literature that comes with a side of quirky history and a hint of mystery. A little wear adds character, like the wrinkles of a wise old sage—or an old sofa with great stories. If you ever found yourself pondering the future over a cup of tea while trying to decipher the meaning of life between sips, then this book is your portal to a universe of misinterpretation and outlandish predictions. Embrace the absurdity of it all, and let "The Prophecies Of Nostradamus" be your whimsical guide as you navigate the choppy waters of the unknown. As you shop for second-hand delights, remember: Crappy Old Books has the uncanny ability to offer you not just previously loved literature, but a gateway to future bewilderment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2233/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-prophecies-of-nostradamus-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Perigee Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2232 Toms Midnight Garden by A Philippa Pearce In "Tom’s Midnight Garden" by Philippa Pearce, a seemingly ordinary grandfather clock holds the key to a magical world beyond time’s grasp. When Tom is sent to stay with his aunt and uncle, he finds himself bored and lonely, until he discovers a mysterious garden that only appears at the stroke of midnight. Transported to a bygone era, Tom befriends Hatty, a lonely orphan girl, and together they embark on enchanting adventures amidst the garden’s ever-changing landscape. But as Tom delves deeper into the garden’s secrets, he uncovers startling truths about himself and the true nature of time. Filled with wonder, mystery, and the timeless bonds of friendship, "Tom’s Midnight Garden" is a timeless classic that will captivate readers of all ages. Philippa Pearce weaves a spellbinding tale that reminds us of the magic that can be found in the most unexpected of places. Fantastically aged front cover, slightly delicate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2232/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/toms-midnight-garden-apr-2024.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2231 Four Came Back by Martin Caidin Ah, the 1970s! A decade of questionable fashion choices, vinyl records, and a literary scene that knew no bounds. Enter “Four Came Back,” a title that tantalizes the imagination and raises an eyebrow or two. Published by Bantam Books—a name that might evoke memories of your grandmother’s dusty attic rather than literary finesse—this novel promises to whisk you away on a journey as unpredictable as a taxi ride in London on a rainy day. Honestly, who are the four? And what did they come back from? The existential dread of the 1970s? Or perhaps a particularly arduous trip to the local chippy? Authored by Martin Caidin, a name that might be more familiar to those who appreciate the fine art of vintage sci-fi, this book beckons like an old friend who insists on recounting the same tale over and over. But let’s not dismiss it too quickly; after all, it’s not every day you encounter a narrative that could potentially include time travel, an unwanted reunion, or even a slightly melted ice cream cone. Who knows what you may find in these pages? One can only speculate whether the titular ‘Four’ are back from a thrilling escapade, a deep existential crisis, or perhaps just a particularly dull weekend. As you leaf through the worn pages, you may find yourself pondering the deeper meanings behind the text. Could it be a commentary on the human condition? A reflection on the futility of existence? Or merely a way to fill the void left by the absence of the latest James Bond film? The ambiguity is delicious, much like a half-eaten slice of birthday cake found at the back of the fridge—mysterious, a bit stale, but definitely intriguing. One must also take a moment to appreciate the cover art—assuming it still exists in a recognizable form. Bantam Books had a penchant for covers that ranged from the bizarre to the downright confusing, which is perhaps fitting for a story that leaves you wondering why exactly these four individuals felt compelled to return. Were they missing their favourite pub, or did they simply forget where they parked their car? This book might just be the perfect conversation starter at your next soiree—or a perfect way to ensure that no one speaks to you for the rest of the evening. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces as you excitedly recount your reading experience, only to find that they have wandered off to look at the house plants instead. Nevertheless, “Four Came Back” offers a certain charm, one that invites you to reflect on your own life choices while simultaneously questioning why you ever decided to buy this book in the first place. Condition: Used, with pages that have weathered the years like a seasoned sailor after too many voyages. Expect some yellowing, the occasional dog-eared corner, and perhaps even a few mysterious stains that add a certain je ne sais quoi to the overall reading experience. The spine may be slightly cracked, but isn’t that just a metaphor for the fragility of life itself? You see, this book is not merely a collection of words; it’s a relic that carries the weight of time, nostalgia, and an indefinable sense of irony. So why not take a chance on “Four Came Back”? It might just become the quirky addition to your bookshelf that everyone talks about—or perhaps the book you lend out and never see again. Either way, it’s a delightful way to support Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in curating the charmingly absurd, the questionably questionable, and the nostalgically obscure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2231/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/four-came-back-apr-2024.jpg 5.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2230 The Day The Admirals Slept Late by AA Hoehling In a world where time is of the essence, one can only wonder what might happen if the mighty admirals of the oceanic expanse decided to hit the snooze button instead. Enter AA Hoehling’s audaciously absurd work, *The Day The Admirals Slept Late*, published in 1978 by Zebra Books, a name that conjures images of both exotic wildlife and literary wildness. This book doesn’t just sail the seas of imagination; it meanders down the lazy river of procrastination, complete with an armada of bewildered characters and a plot that might just take a nap itself. Picture this: a motley crew of admirals, their polished brass buttons still gleaming with the residue of morning coffee, suddenly find themselves in the most unadmirable of predicaments—sleeping late. How could something so mundane spiral into the kind of chaos typically reserved for a Monty Python skit? From forgotten naval maneuvers to the unforeseen consequences of a missed breakfast, readers will find themselves pondering existential questions such as: Can an admiral be late for battle, or does it merely make them fashionably late? Is there a union for groggy naval officers? And crucially, what exactly does one wear to a brunch with destiny? This is not just a book; it’s a cultural artifact of the 1970s, a time when bell-bottoms were king, disco was a thing, and literature was not afraid to take a few creative liberties. Hoehling, in his delightful wisdom, plays with a narrative that oscillates between high-seas drama and the mundane absurdity of life’s little hiccups. As you read, you may find yourself laughing out loud at the sheer ridiculousness, while simultaneously contemplating your own tendency to ignore alarm clocks. This book effortlessly blurs the lines between naval warfare and the battle against slumber, proving that an untimely snooze may be the greatest foe of all. And what of the characters? They are as diverse and colourful as a box of mismatched crayons. You have the grumpy old admiral who believes that breakfast is not just the most important meal of the day, but the only meal worth waking up for. Then there’s the young rascal convinced that the secret to naval glory lies in mastering the art of the perfect omelette. The juxtaposition of age-old wisdom against youthful exuberance forms a delightful tapestry that weaves through the fabric of this nautical farce. Amidst the chaos, the reader is treated to a delightful exploration of the following themes: The perils of oversleeping in a world that runs on schedules The importance of coffee, not just as a beverage, but as a lifeline The absurdity of military hierarchy in the face of everyday human needs The delicate balance between duty and desire, particularly when it involves an extra thirty winks How to craft a compelling narrative from a premise that sounds like a bad dad joke Condition: This tome has weathered the years and appears to have been through a tidal wave of literary love. Expect the pages to have embraced a certain rustic charm, with dog-ears, creased corners, and a spine that has likely seen more action than some of its characters. The cover retains a certain faded elegance, teetering on the brink of vintage without fully committing to being in vogue. It is the kind of book that, while gently worn, still whispers, "Take me on an adventure!" Ultimately, *The Day The Admirals Slept Late* invites readers to revel in the absurdity of life, to embrace the chaos of a world where even the most disciplined can succumb to the siren call of their pillows. A delightful read for anyone who has ever questioned the need for punctuality in a world that might just be better off with a few more naps. Available from Crappy Old Books, this quirky relic promises to be an amusing addition to your collection—or a curious conversation starter at your next gathering of fellow literary explorers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2230/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-day-the-admirals-slept-late-apr-2024.jpg 5.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zebra Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2229 Birds Of North America by Chandler S Ah, "Birds Of North America," a delightful tome from the literary treasure trove of 1966, published under the illustrious banner of Golden Press. This book is not merely a guide; it is a veritable birdwatcher’s companion, albeit one that seems to delight in its own antiquity as much as its feathered subjects. One can almost hear the distant echoes of bell-bottoms and psychedelic music wafting through the pages, inviting you to consider the majestic avian life of the era, while simultaneously pondering why anyone would ever need a book to identify a pigeon. Chandler S, the enigmatic author whose name may or may not have been a pseudonym for a particularly chatty sparrow, has taken it upon himself to curate a whimsical collection of North American birds. The illustrations, a riotous blend of nostalgia and earnestness, present various species in poses so dignified that they could easily be mistaken for the aristocracy of the animal kingdom—if only birds had the capacity to wear monocles and top hats. As you leaf through this charming volume, you may find yourself questioning the very essence of avian classification. Why is the American Robin so adamant about flaunting its red breast, and who decided that the Blue Jay’s antics should be categorized under ‘mischievous’? One cannot help but ponder, in a world where one can simply Google “birds,” what drove Mr. S to compile this feathered wonder? Was it a passion for ornithology or a deep-seated desire to resurrect the lost art of manual bird identification in a time when the world was decidedly less connected? Readers will be met with a cornucopia of facts, figures, and tantalizing tidbits about our winged friends. Each bird is described with a flourish that would make even the most pedantic of birdwatchers nod in approval. Expect to encounter descriptions such as "the starlings, cheeky and chattering, often engage in aerial acrobatics that would impress even the most seasoned circus performer" and "the majestic bald eagle, a symbol of freedom, who is probably just looking for a decent fish dinner." Among the book’s many virtues, you will find that it boasts a selection of bird songs—though readers are advised that one’s vocal mimicry may lead to unintended consequences in polite company, especially if you try to replicate the call of the common loon. Still, the effort may win you favours among the local wildlife—a risk worth taking, perhaps. Condition: This copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, has seen better days. The cover, while displaying a charming patina of age, bears the battle scars of at least one enthusiastic bookworm—its spine is creased, and the pages are ever so slightly dog-eared. A few coffee stains provide a hint of the previous owner’s attempts to sip while perusing, although the book seems to be entirely too dignified for such distractions. But fear not! The text remains legible, and the illustrations, much like the birds they depict, have managed to retain their view of the world from a slightly faded yet endearing perspective. In summary, "Birds Of North America" would make an excellent addition to anyone’s collection—be they seasoned ornithologists or merely individuals looking for a nostalgic trip back to the era of beehive hairdos and folk music. It’s a book that not only celebrates our avian companions but also serves as a curious reminder that sometimes, the longer you take to appreciate the beauty around you, the more you may come to admire the quirks of your fellow book-loving humans. So go ahead, give it a perch on your shelf and watch as it nests among your other literary curiosities, each page waiting to be rediscovered like the birds themselves. Whether you’re keen on studying the avian populace or simply wish to revel in the quirks of the 1960s, this book promises to be both an entertaining read and an eye-opener—if only for its sheer audacity to declare itself a definitive guide in a world gone digital. Snag a copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to explore the high-flying world of our feathered friends with a dash of irony and a pinch of nostalgia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2229/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/birds-of-north-america-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Golden Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2228 The Roman Way by Edith Hamilton Step right up, history buffs and reluctant schoolchildren alike! Presenting "The Roman Way," a tome by the ever-inquisitive Edith Hamilton, who, much like a Roman general, marched boldly into the territory of ancient civilization and emerged with a battle-scarred manuscript that promises to enlighten, confuse, and possibly induce a mild existential crisis. First published in 1984 – a year when mullets were fashionable and cassette tapes reigned supreme – this book is a charming historical road map with the occasional pothole of philosophical musings, ideal for those who enjoy a side of Roman intrigue with their morning coffee. This is a second copy. Imagine a world where toga parties ruled the social calendar and philosophical debates were as lively as a brawl at the Colosseum. Hamilton takes us on a grand tour of the Roman Empire, picking apart its cultural fabric with the delicacy of a Roman senator unraveling the latest scandal. If you’ve ever wondered how a civilization could flourish while simultaneously inventing bureaucracy, then this might just be your cup of lukewarm Roman water. Hamilton’s eloquent prose navigates through the annals of time, detailing how the Romans managed to combine discipline, decadence, and a flair for dramatic speeches. She presumably spent many a sleepless night pondering the pressing questions: Did they really need all those aqueducts, or could they have just opted for a good old-fashioned garden hose? This book is packed with insights that may make you question the very fabric of your weekend plans—a dangerous prospect for anyone contemplating a Netflix binge. Unravel the secrets of Roman political intrigue, where betrayal was practically a sport. Meet historical figures whose antics might have made great reality TV if only they had invented it first. Explore the fine art of oratory; yes, it’s a thing, and yes, it’s excellent for awkward dinner parties. Delve into the Roman obsession with architecture—because who doesn’t love an empire that built a stadium for lion fights? Learn how the Romans influenced modern civilization, for better or worse (we’ll let you decide). But don’t let the spirited discussions of stoicism and Cicero intimidate you; Hamilton has a knack for transforming complex concepts into digestible bites, much like a Roman banquet, minus the dubious food hygiene. You might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, wondering how on earth they managed to conquer half the known world while simultaneously debating the best way to decorate a marble villa. Condition: This particular copy comes with the charming patina of a previous life—think dog-eared pages, the occasional ink smudge, and perhaps a half-hearted attempt at underlining something profound. The cover may not be in pristine condition; however, it possesses a character that new books can only dream of. Like a trusty old chariot, it may creak a bit but will take you on an enlightening ride through Roman history nonetheless. So, if you’re ready to gallivant through the ruins of Rome while simultaneously pondering your own insignificant existence, "The Roman Way" is the perfect companion. Just be warned: you may find yourself questioning whether you’ve been living your life in the right way—or if you should just pick up a toga and join a seminar on Stoicism instead. After all, who wouldn’t want to belong to a society that turned bread and circuses into an art form? Grab your copy today at Crappy Old Books, where each book comes with a side of quirkiness and a dash of irony, just like life itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2228/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-roman-wat-apr-2024.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WW Norton & Co 9780393002324 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2226 Selections From Tennyson by HM Burton Ah, the illustrious “Selections From Tennyson,” brought to you by the ever-so-reliable HM Burton, a name that might ring a bell if your bell was struck by a rogue pigeon while wandering through the dusty aisles of an antiquarian bookshop. Published in the fine year of 1981, this tome is about as fashionable as leg warmers at a garden party, yet here it is, ready to grace your bookshelf with its presence—like a slightly cranky aunt who’s overstayed her welcome. In this collection, readers are treated to a delightful sampling of Tennyson’s musings, almost like a fancy cheese platter but without the lactose or deliciousness. Imagine yourself at a dinner party where the conversation revolves around the intricacies of Victorian poetry while you nod along, trying to remember what exactly a "lyric" is, all the while wishing you were instead discussing the merits of pizza toppings. If you fancy a literary puzzle wrapped in a riddle and tied with a bow of ambiguity, HM Burton’s selections promise just that, minus the actual thrill of a coherent narrative. The cover, an unassuming yet oddly compelling shade of beige, whispers the secrets of dusty attics and forgotten bookshops. It’s the kind of book that, upon glancing at it, you can almost hear the faint sigh of a thousand literary enthusiasts who felt the need to own a piece of Tennyson, only to find themselves at a loss for how to discuss it. Perhaps it contains the poetic wisdom to illuminate the shadows of your mundane existence, or perhaps it’s just a nice doorstop. Inside, readers may encounter a variety of Tennyson’s works selected with the care of a taxidermist caught in a snowstorm. HM Burton, despite their dubious choice of publication timing—right in the thick of 1980s pop culture—has managed to curate a collection that captures the essence of Tennyson without the hassle of having to grapple with his entire oeuvre. It’s like having a buffet where you can sample all the dishes but are only allowed to take a tiny spoonful of each—perfect for those who can’t commit to a full meal, or in this case, full poem. But what, you may ask, makes this particular selection so unique? Well, let’s just say it’s a blend of Tennyson’s most celebrated moments alongside the occasional eyebrow-raising choice that leaves you questioning whether HM Burton was feeling particularly whimsical or was simply trying to meet a word count. Readers will find themselves in the thrilling position of debating whether each selection has genuine poetic merit or if it’s just the literary equivalent of a cat meme. In the spirit of full disclosure, we must address one crucial aspect: this book has seen better days. It may appear more used than a pair of well-loved slippers that have lost their elasticity, but such wear only adds to its character. After all, a vintage book is like a vintage wine—it may have a few corked moments, but it’s still capable of giving you a mild headache if read too late in the evening. Condition: This particular copy comes with a soft, comforting patina of age, featuring the kind of creases and dog-eared pages that hint at a life well-lived. The spine may possess a charmingly casual slouch, suggesting it has been read countless times by curious souls, each hoping to discover the meaning of life or at least the meaning of “The Charge of the Light Brigade.” The pages are a delightful shade of off-white, reminiscent of that peculiar wallpaper your grandmother thought was trendy in the 70s. Scuffs and indentations abound, a testament to the book’s tumultuous life, which might mirror the very emotional states of Tennyson’s characters. So, if you find yourself yearning for a dose of Victorian poetry, or perhaps a conversation starter at your next gathering of literary enthusiasts (or your next attempt to impress a date), look no further than “Selections From Tennyson.” It’s all available here at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every book has a story, even if that story is about how it desperately wants to be read but finds itself languishing on the shelf, waiting for you to rescue it from its literary loneliness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2226/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selections-from-tennyson-apr-2024.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hutchinson 9780090569618 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2225 Journey Among Cannibals by George Baker Ah, the 1960s! A decade when daring adventurers roamed the globe, and cannibalism was apparently still a viable career choice for the adventurous spirit. Enter "Journey Among Cannibals," a literary escapade penned by the ever-so-enthusiastic George Baker, who presumably took his research notes during a rather peculiar holiday. This book, published by Lutterworth in 1963, promises to whisk you away on a truly bizarre expedition into the culinary traditions of the world’s more, shall we say, carnivorous cultures. This has a sticker on the inside stating that it was presented to a girl by the Sunday School in November 1966. Imagine the clattering typewriter, the frenzied scribbles, and then the gallant decision to print a book with a title as bold as an uninvited guest at a dinner party. This is no ordinary travelogue, mind you. Baker’s prose is a wild blend of fascination and absurdity, where the line between curiosity and horror blurs like the vision of a bewildered tourist suddenly faced with a menu item that reads more like a dare than a delicacy. But what can you expect from a book that likely had its cover designed by someone who was either very brave or slightly unhinged? Inside, you might find tantalizing tales of exotic destinations and the peculiar dining habits of tribes who have, shall we say, unconventional tastes. With every turn of the page, readers are treated to the delightful juxtaposition of gastronomic wonder and a tinge of existential dread that perhaps suggests that the author had not fully thought through his choice of subject matter while enjoying his afternoon tea. As you wade through Baker’s eccentricities, you may find yourself questioning your own relationship with food and culture. Did the author truly believe he was documenting culinary anthropology, or was this an elaborate prank meant to confuse future generations about the true nature of dinner etiquette? Who knows! The book’s peculiar charm lies in its earnestness, making it a curious artifact of an era when cultural sensitivity was a mere whisper in the wind. Among the many surprises packed within these pages, you can look forward to: Vivid descriptions of meals that may or may not have involved a ‘bring your own bone’ policy. Intriguing insights into the social dynamics of cannibalistic feasts—because nothing says ‘community’ like sharing a meal! A plethora of warnings about the perils of anthropological dining—where being ‘well-done’ can take on a whole new meaning. George Baker’s questionable moral compass as he attempts to reconcile his fascination with more than just cuisine. Photos that may or may not have been taken at the local butcher’s, adding an air of authenticity that seems just a touch forced. Condition: Used and well-loved, this book bears the marks of a journey through time, complete with the occasional coffee ring and a page or two lovingly dog-eared by avid readers who have either lived to tell the tale or simply wish they hadn’t. The spine is cracked, perhaps from the weight of its own audacity, and the pages have a delightful crinkly texture that suggests they’ve been handled by those both horrified and fascinated by its contents. So, if you’re looking to spice up your bookshelf with a tome that’s equal parts horror and hilarity, "Journey Among Cannibals" is the perfect choice. Just be sure to keep it away from the dinner table—unless you’re feeling particularly adventurous. Find it at Crappy Old Books, where every selection promises a journey, albeit one that may lead you to second thoughts about your next meal. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2225/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/journey-among-cannibals-apr-2024.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lutterworth no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2224 Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis In Kingsley Amis’s uproarious novel, "Lucky Jim," readers are introduced to Jim Dixon, an academic navigating the absurdities of university life. Desperate to impress his superiors and charm his way through social circles, Jim finds himself entangled in a series of comedic mishaps and misunderstandings. From disastrous lectures to disastrous relationships, Jim’s antics keep readers laughing as they follow his bumbling journey through the corridors of academia. With sharp wit and keen observation, Amis delivers a hilarious satire that skewers the pretensions and pomposities of the academic elite. "Lucky Jim" is a timeless comedy that will leave readers chuckling and nodding knowingly at the all-too-relatable foibles of human ambition and folly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2224/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lucky-jim-apr-2024.jpg 14.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2222 Rumpelstiltskin by Ladybird Books In the enchanting tale of "Rumpelstiltskin" by Ladybird Books, dive into a world where spinning straw into gold holds the key to a young girl’s fate. Follow her journey as she encounters a mysterious little man who offers her a deal that could change her life forever. But with magic comes a price, and as the stakes rise, she must navigate a web of secrecy and deceit to uncover the truth. Will she outsmart the cunning Rumpelstiltskin, or will she lose everything she holds dear? Delve into this timeless fairy tale filled with suspense, magic, and the power of redemption. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2222/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rumpelstiltskin-apr-2024.jpg 13.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ladybird Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2221 The Green Wolf Connection by Nick Carter Ah, 1967—a year that saw the rise of psychedelic colors, revolutionary music, and, evidently, a literary masterpiece that just missed being a cult classic. "The Green Wolf Connection" by Nick Carter is a title that evokes mysterious woodland creatures, secret societies, or perhaps a covert alliance between wolves and humans that never quite made it to Hollywood, possibly for good reason. But I digress. One must wonder if the author was inspired by a particularly vivid dream or merely had a fondness for alliteration with a twist of the absurd. Cover has taken a hit, but it hasn’t effected the pages inside. Picture this: a world where green wolves roam freely, probably sipping herbal tea and discussing existentialism with their human counterparts. One can only imagine the nature of their connection—perhaps they share tips on avoiding pesky humans or trade secrets on how to achieve that perfect shade of green. Or maybe it’s all metaphorical, and the ‘connection’ symbolizes something deeper, like the bond between nature and humanity, all conveyed through the lens of 1960s counterculture. Or maybe Nick Carter just thought “green wolves” sounded cool while he was having a mid-afternoon snack of avocado toast. This volume is a delightful hodgepodge of spy thriller and fantastical elements, as per the style of the era, but written with an enthusiasm that feels slightly out of breath. One can almost hear the author wheezing as he types, fueled by a questionable amount of caffeine and a love for all things espionage-related. The dialogue crackles with an electric tension, possibly stemming from the fact that characters are constantly unsure whether they are being chased by actual wolves or merely the metaphorical variety: societal expectations, political intrigue, and bad fashion choices from 1967. The setting is as foggy as one might expect from a book that promises a connection with wolves. Is it set in the misty moors, an urban jungle, or perhaps an existential wonderland where the grass is just an illusion and the wolves are made of pure green energy? As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality—or at least wondering why people were so enamored with avocado toast and bell-bottoms. And let’s not forget the characters! They flit in and out of the story like the ghosts of a long-forgotten summer festival, each one bringing their own peculiar quirks and existential dilemmas. One character might be a disgraced scientist obsessed with wolf behavior, while another could be a self-proclaimed ‘wolf whisperer’ who insists they can communicate telepathically with the animals. If you’ve ever wanted to read about a character embarking on a quest to discover their inner wolf, look no further. Spoiler alert: it’s quite a howl! Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, as evidenced by the cover that bears the scars of time and perhaps a few too many coffee rings. The pages are yellowed, like a fine wine aged in a damp cellar. Some pages are dog-eared, adding to the ambiance of mystery and intrigue. The text is fully intact—thankfully untouched by the teeth of an actual wolf—making it a splendid choice for those who appreciate literature with a bit of character (or at least some age spots). Absurdly vibrant characters who may or may not be figments of the author’s imagination. Dialogue that crackles with an intensity that could start a small fire. Unexplained metaphors that will have you scratching your head and laughing simultaneously. A plot that zigzags more than a drunken centipede on roller skates. Unintentional commentary on 1960s culture, fashion, and, dare we say, culinary habits. So if you’re feeling adventurous and have a penchant for the peculiar, “The Green Wolf Connection” might just be the literary oddity you never knew you needed. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and prepare for a wild ride through the twisted imagination of Nick Carter. Or, you know, just use it as an excellent conversation starter at your next awkward dinner party. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2221/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-green-wolf-connection-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Award Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2219 The Vigilante - Detroit Dead End Delivery by VJ Santiago In the murky underbelly of 1970s Detroit, where the air hangs heavy with the scent of exhaust fumes and existential dread, we have the rather audacious “The Vigilante - Detroit Dead End Delivery” by that literary luminary VJ Santiago. This isn’t just any book; it’s a magnifying glass on the gritty realities of life, wrapped in the garish allure of a Pinnacle Books cover—complete with a hero who’s probably wearing sunglasses at night, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to read about a grizzled vigilante, armed to the teeth with a philosophy that teeters on the edge of chaos and heroism? Set against the backdrop of a city that often feels like a character in its own right, Santiago invites you to step into the shoes of a man who’s had quite enough of society’s miscreants. Picture this: a protagonist whose moral compass is as reliable as a Detroit pothole—unpredictable and likely to throw you off course. Santiago, in his inimitable style, captures the essence of a time when the phrase “Detroit rock city” might as well have been a euphemism for urban despair. But despair, dear reader, is merely a canvas upon which our hero paints his bloody masterpiece of reckoning. Will he solve the mystery? Will he find redemption in a city that has given up on itself? Or will he simply deliver a message—a package of vigilantism, if you will—straight to your doorstep? As the story unfolds, we’re treated to a cavalcade of characters that would make even the most seasoned streetwise author raise an eyebrow and wonder if they’d accidentally wandered into a bizarre fever dream. Here, we encounter: A crooked cop with an affinity for donuts and a heart of lead A femme fatale who may or may not have a penchant for dangerous liaisons A sidekick with all the charm of a soggy biscuit, yet somehow still indispensable And a villain so dastardly that you’ll find yourself questioning what they ever did to deserve such a reputation. Oh, but don’t let the tongue-in-cheek banter fool you. Santiago’s prose is like a rusty knife—sharp enough to cut through the fog of Detroit’s dark alleyways, yet dulled by the years of neglect, much like the city itself. If you’re yearning for the kind of literary escapism that leaves you wondering where you placed your faith in humanity, look no further. “The Vigilante” promises twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a battered old Ford on a wintery Detroit backroad. And let’s not gloss over the ever-important question of style. With a cover that practically screams “I was once at the top of the bestseller list, but now I’m just a dusty relic of a bygone era,” this book has all the aesthetic appeal of a 1970s diner—complete with faux leather booths and neon lights that flicker ominously. You won’t just be reading; you’ll be transported to a world where every corner hides a secret and every page is a reminder of the thriving chaos that once was. Condition: Used, but much like its protagonist, it has weathered the storm of time with a few scars to prove it. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, a whiff of nostalgia, and the kind of creases that only come from being loved a little too hard. A true testament to the literary journeys of yesteryear, this book carries stories not just within its pages, but also in the creases and stains that tell tales of previous owners who surely pondered the same questions of morality and justice. So, if you’re willing to embrace the irony of indulging in a story about a vigilante in a city that seems to have given up hope, march right on over to Crappy Old Books. There, nestled among the other forgotten tomes of the past, lies “The Vigilante - Detroit Dead End Delivery”—your ticket to a wild ride through the pages of a time when literature was as wild and unpredictable as the streets it aimed to portray. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2219/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/detroit-dead-end-delivery-apr-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle Books 9780523009247 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2218 Fire On The Mountain by Barbara Kaye In a world where the mountains are not merely heaps of rock and dirt but rather personalities in their own right, Barbara Kaye’s *Fire On The Mountain* emerges as a literary bonfire waiting to ignite your imagination—or light your socks on fire, depending on your reading preferences. Published in 1970 under the dashing banner of Arrow, this peculiar tome promises to whisk you away to a realm where the heights of drama are rivaled only by the depths of existential pondering. Prepare to have your perceptions of nature, fire, and possibly even your own sanity challenged in ways that you never knew you needed. Now, for those unfamiliar with the illustrious world of ’70s literature, let us elucidate what you might expect: a sprawling narrative that meanders like a confused goat up a treacherous hillside, laden with metaphors that may or may not require a geological textbook to fully appreciate. In *Fire On The Mountain*, the landscape is not just a backdrop; it’s practically a character who might engage in philosophical debates with itself, though this is entirely conjecture. The book’s cover art, which may have seen better days, features a dramatic depiction of—wait for it—fire on a mountain, presumably set against the backdrop of tumultuous human emotions, ecological hazards, or perhaps just a careless campfire party gone awry. If you find yourself wondering who Barbara Kaye is, well, you’re not alone. Mysteriously elusive and charmingly obscure, Kaye crafted this narrative during an era rife with social upheaval, flower power, and more questionable fashion choices than you can shake a stick at. It’s the kind of book that could only have emerged from the tumultuous ‘70s—a decade that seems to have been fueled by a diet of free love and existential dread. Whether or not this is a reflection of the author’s own psyche is buried within the pages, perhaps alongside more than a few existential crises. As you wade through Kaye’s prose, you may find yourself asking profound questions such as: “What is the true nature of fire?” or “Why is the mountain so angry?” There could be hints of love lost, friendships forged in the fires of adversity, or perhaps a mountain that just really, really hates people. The possibilities are as vast as the hills of the British countryside, which, if nothing else, is a comforting thought when grappling with the impenetrable layers of narrative that await you. And let’s not skim over the physical condition of this particular copy. The well-loved pages may be dog-eared, stained, or even actively engaged in rebellion, but that just adds character, right? Each crease and coffee ring tells a story of its own—perhaps of a previous owner who lost themselves in the wildfire of Kaye’s imagination over a cup of Earl Grey. This is no pristine literary artifact; this book has lived, and it’s ready to share its wisdom, albeit in a slightly tattered form. Condition: Used but not abused, this copy of *Fire On The Mountain* may exhibit signs of life, including but not limited to yellowed pages, ink smudges that could be mistaken for avant-garde art, and a spine that has clearly seen more action than most characters in contemporary novels. Rest assured, it’s still as readable as that suspiciously old sandwich lurking in the back of the fridge—just slightly more appealing. If you’re in the market for a book that provides both intellectual engagement and the unintentional comedy of navigating Kaye’s dense prose, then look no further! This literary oddity will make a perfect companion for those long evenings spent contemplating life choices or, more realistically, trying to figure out how to boil water without burning it. So grab a copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a literary experience that’s anything but ordinary. Who knows? You might just discover the meaning of life—or at the very least, why mountains shouldn’t be set on fire. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2218/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fire-on-the-mountain-apr-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780090038305 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2216 Sepulchre by James Herbert In the not-so-distant days of 1988, when shoulder pads were the size of small aircraft and mullets reigned supreme, James Herbert graced the literary world with a tome that sought to explore the intricacies of death, the afterlife, and perhaps the questionable fashion choices of its era. Enter "Sepulchre," a title that rolls off the tongue with all the grace of a drunken penguin, promising to whisk you into the murky depths of the human psyche while simultaneously ensuring you question your life choices—like that time you thought buying a neon tracksuit was a good idea. What do you expect from a book whose very name evokes images of crumbling tombs and a faint whiff of decay? One may wonder if the author decided that ’graveyard’ was just too pedestrian for his dark musings. Picture, if you will, an endless parade of characters traipsing through the shadows of forgotten catacombs. Is there a ghost? Possibly. Is there a plot? That’s up for debate. Is there an unsettling feeling that you might have accidentally stumbled into a late-night horror film while searching for a cozy read? Absolutely. Herbert, known for his knack for blending the macabre with the mundane, appears to have taken a rather whimsical approach to horror in this forgotten classic. Perhaps he was attempting to unearth profound truths about life and death or, more likely, finding inspiration in the crypt under his garden shed. The result? A novel that oscillates between the chilling and the absurd, leaving readers wondering whether they should laugh or scream. Or perhaps both. As you embark on your journey through "Sepulchre," you may find yourself grappling with existential questions while simultaneously pondering the author’s lunch choices on the day he penned this masterpiece. Did he indulge in a particularly spicy curry, or was it a humble cheese sandwich? The answer may lie somewhere between the pages, lurking like a tale yet untold. Perhaps there’s a secret message in the formatting or an esoteric joke hidden in the margins that only true fans of cryptic literature can appreciate. Let us not forget the characters—oh, the characters! Each one more peculiar than the last, as if Herbert took a stroll through a thrift shop and decided to adopt every last mannequin he encountered. We’re talking about individuals so vividly illustrated that you might expect them to jump off the page and offer you a cup of tea while narrating the tragic history of their unfortunate haircuts. They are the kind of characters that linger in your mind long after you’ve closed the book, much like the smell of a dubious fish market. Immersive exploration of the afterlife that may deter you from ever contemplating your own. Unraveling mysteries that often lead to more questions than answers—perfect for procrastinators. Characters so bizarre they could have easily been rejected from a soap opera. Prose that veers between the profound and the preposterous—how very British! A potential instructional guide on how NOT to embark on a nocturnal adventure. Condition: This volume has seen its fair share of adventures, with dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (or is that a ghost’s tear?), and spine creases that suggest it’s been read more than once—much like the awkward tales you tell your friends over a pint. It embraces its used nature, as if to say, “Yes, I’ve been through the wringer, but I still have stories to tell.” So, if you’re in the market for a book that will both intrigue and bewilder you, "Sepulchre" is waiting for you, just like an old friend who insists on recounting their bizarre dreams over and over again. You can find it in the shadowy corners of Crappy Old Books, where tales both strange and oddly comforting reside, just waiting for someone brave enough—or foolish enough—to take them home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2216/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sepulchre-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780450426681 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2215 Dome by Lawrence Huff Welcome to the curious world of "Dome," a literary offering from the imaginative Lawrence Huff, published in 1979 by Pocket Fiction, where the only thing more enigmatic than the title is what exactly lies beneath the cover. This isn’t merely a book; it’s a portal into a realm where domes are presumably involved, though one might spend a considerable amount of time pondering what exactly the author meant by “Dome.” Is it a metaphor for confinement? A commentary on the architectural marvels of the late 20th century? A plea for better roofing materials? The answers, much like the contents of a poorly organized attic, remain tantalizingly out of reach. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself absorbed in the peculiar prose of an era when authors experimented with ideas as much as they did with hair products. It’s worth wondering if “Dome” was inspired by the author’s own architectural adventures or merely an excuse to avoid writing about anything more complicated, like emotional depth or character development. What was going on in the minds of readers in 1979? One can only assume it involved a lot of polyester and very little introspection. In this deeply insightful narrative—or perhaps a series of disjointed thoughts strung together by a loose interpretation of plot—you will encounter characters whose motivations are as clear as mud. Prepare to embark on a journey through a landscape riddled with the kind of symbolism that could either change your life or leave you scratching your head in confusion. Does it really matter? After all, who doesn’t enjoy an existential crisis wrapped in the guise of a forgotten paperback? With prose that may have been intended to be cutting-edge, you might find yourself marveling at the absurdities of a world captured in the pages of “Dome.” Readers have been known to report feelings of both enlightenment and bafflement, creating a unique reading experience that ensures you’ll never quite know if you’re reading a masterpiece or a misguided attempt at literary innovation. Perhaps it’s both! Or neither! The possibilities are as endless as the debates over whether or not the book should have been titled something else entirely. For those who fancy themselves collectors of the bizarre and unusual, “Dome” sits proudly on the shelf, merely waiting for the right person to crack open its spine and engage in a conversation about how truly strange the 1970s were. What other book can lay claim to being an irreplaceable conversation starter, a decorative object for your coffee table, and an unintentional homage to a time when people thought polyester blends were the epitome of comfort? Condition: Used, and it shows. The book is like an old friend who has seen better days—well-loved, slightly tattered, and filled with the kind of wisdom that only time can bring. Expect creased pages and a cover that has definitely been handled, like the secrets within want to be shared but are still too shy to emerge fully. It carries the scent of last Tuesday’s tea and perhaps a hint of nostalgia, making it the perfect companion for those long rainy afternoons when you can’t quite muster the enthusiasm to read anything too serious. As you navigate through the wild terrain of Huff’s imagination, relish the irony of seeking clarity in a book aptly named "Dome." Whether you walk away enlightened or more confused than when you started, you will undoubtedly have a story of your own to tell. There’s something to be said for literature that doesn’t take itself too seriously, which is precisely why Crappy Old Books proudly presents this unique slice of the 70s for your reading pleasure. So, if you’re ready to take a chance on a literary adventure that promises to be anything but dull, scoop up “Dome” and prepare for an experience that’s as unpredictable as your next attempt at assembling IKEA furniture. Who knows? It might just be the best decision you make all week or the start of a wonderfully absurd obsession. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2215/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Dome-apr-2024.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Fiction 9780671831820 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2213 The Amazon by Nick Carter In 1969, the world was gripped by the tantalizing notion of exploration, both terrestrial and otherwise. Enter Nick Carter’s curious literary concoction, aptly titled "The Amazon." This book, not to be confused with the jungle or the modern-day online shopping behemoth, promises an adventure that could very well be a love letter to the wild, untamed spirit of the human imagination—or just an oddly compelling way to spend an afternoon in the reading nook you never knew you needed. Set against the backdrop of a time when flared trousers and psychedelic patterns ruled the streets, Carter’s narrative invites readers on an odyssey that celebrates the unfiltered weirdness of the world. Will you encounter tribes of mysterious rainforest dwellers? Perhaps a few rogue scientists in search of eternal youth? Or maybe just a series of unfortunate events that involve a lot of mud and questionable choices? Who knows! The real allure lies in the book’s ability to make you ponder the decisions that led to its creation. One could easily assume that the author, armed with a typewriter and a healthy disregard for convention, embarked on an expedition through both the Amazon jungle and his own mind simultaneously. As you leaf through the pages, be prepared for a smorgasbord of eclectic characters who may or may not have been inspired by your eccentric relatives. With each turn, you might find yourself giggling at the absurdity of the narratives, or perhaps scratching your head in befuddlement—wondering if you’ve accidentally wandered into a fever dream. Carter’s writing style dances between the nonsensical and the profound, leaving you with the distinct impression that you’re either reading a classic or a whimsical mistake that somehow made it to print. What can one expect from this literary artefact? Here’s a brief glimpse, as if peering through the thick fog of its 1960s aspirations: A cast of characters who seem to have stepped out of a sketch comedy show. Descriptions of the Amazon that might make you question if the author ever left his local coffee shop. Dialogue that flows like a river—sometimes smoothly, sometimes like a boulder-strewn mess. Plot twists that seem to have been plucked from a hat of random ideas. Subtle social commentary that may or may not have been intentional. Condition: This delightful tome bears the indelible marks of life: dog-eared pages, a few stains that could tell a tale or two of late-night snacks, and the faint aroma of vintage charm. Its spine has a certain creak, almost as if it’s whispering secrets of the past while you hold it close—a perfect companion for those evenings when you’d like to escape into the pages of a book that seems to be having just as much fun as you are. In conclusion, "The Amazon" is not merely a book; it is a time capsule wrapped in an enigma, waiting for a curious soul to unravel its eccentricities. Who knows? You might find yourself laughing, pondering, or simply basking in the sheer absurdity of it all. So, why not add this quirky piece of literary history to your collection? After all, it’s available at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing better than a second-hand book is a second-hand book with a story all its own—much like the one you’re about to embark on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2213/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-amazon-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Award Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2212 Confessional by Jack Higgins In a world where secrets are as common as pigeons in Trafalgar Square, Jack Higgins takes us on a merry romp through the murky waters of moral dilemmas in his 1985 classic, "Confessional." Published by Pan, that venerable house of understated literary mischief, this tome promises to peel back the layers of human frailty, revealing revelations that might just make your Aunt Edna look like a saint by comparison. Settle in, dear reader, for a journey into the confounding labyrinth of guilt, redemption, and perhaps the odd misstep or two. Imagine a cocktail party where every guest is hiding something—vintage secrets stirred rather than shaken. Higgins, with all the finesse of a slightly tipsy magician, crafts a plot that tantalizes with the allure of buried truths and the promises of salvation. It’s as if he’s taken a fine crystal glass of intrigue, filled it with the bitters of human folly, and then dropped it on the floor for all to see. Will our protagonist emerge unscathed, or will they slip on the shards of their own confessions? Who knows! It’s all part of the charm of this delightfully chaotic narrative. As you delve into the pages—now adorned with the gentle wear and tear of previous readers’ eager fingers—you might find yourself pondering profound questions: What would you confess if you knew there were no consequences? Are we all merely players in a grand cosmic play, or just hapless extras in a sitcom gone awry? Higgins seems to nod knowingly at you from the pages, suggesting that perhaps we’re all a bit of both, tangled in our own moral webs like a spider with commitment issues. The title itself, "Confessional," is a cheeky invitation to spill your guts—metaphorically, of course, unless you’re into that sort of thing. You might even find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of life as you relate the plot twists to your own. Or, if you’re feeling particularly brave, you could use this book as a springboard for your own confessions at the local pub. Just be sure to order a stiff drink first; you’ll need it to wash down the revelations. Unravel the complexities of human nature like a clumsy unraveler of a particularly tangled ball of yarn. Contemplate your own questionable decisions as you watch characters flounder through their own ethical quicksand. Engage in spirited debates with friends about who would make a more trustworthy confessor: the priest or the barista? Delight in the book’s unintentional comedy as characters grapple with problems that seem ludicrously dated by today’s standards. Relish the irony that comes with discovering profound truths in a narrative that often seems to take itself far too seriously. Condition: You can expect to find this copy quite used, yet not entirely worse for wear. The spine is a tad creaky, reminiscent of an old storyteller who’s seen too many moons, and the pages are yellowed with age, like treasured memories that refuse to fade. A few dog-eared corners bear witness to a reader who couldn’t help but pause in stunned disbelief, while the odd coffee stain adds a touch of authenticity to this confessional soiree. It’s a well-loved book that’s ready to share its wisdom—or at the very least, some wild anecdotes—once more. Don’t miss your chance to own this quirky slice of literary intrigue. Whether you’re an avid collector of second-hand oddities or simply in search of a conversation starter for your next dinner party, "Confessional" by Jack Higgins is the perfect choice. After all, who doesn’t love a book that offers both entertainment and the gentle reminder that perhaps we’re all a bit more ridiculous than we care to admit? Head to Crappy Old Books, where the past’s literary mischief awaits your eager hands! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2212/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/confessioinal-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330292177 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2209 The Adam Sleep by Winfred Van Atta In the curious realm of 1980s literature, where shoulder pads and big hair battled for supremacy, we find ourselves entranced by the enigmatic tome known as "The Adam Sleep." Authored by the illustrious yet frequently overlooked Winfred Van Atta, this book is a curious concoction of existential musings and dreamy escapades that challenges the very fabric of late-night reading. Why, you might wonder, should you bother with a book whose very title evokes the slumbering state of its protagonist and perhaps even its readers? Well, dear bibliophile, that’s precisely the question that will likely keep you awake at night. Set against a backdrop of an era that cherished double denim and cassette tapes, "The Adam Sleep" finds itself caught in a time warp, oscillating between philosophical profundity and sheer absurdity. Van Atta, with a flair for the ironic, invites you to explore the life—or lack thereof—of Adam, a character whose quest for significance is as baffling as the fashion choices of his contemporaries. What does it mean to truly sleep? Does it involve dreaming of better days, or merely avoiding the responsibilities of adulthood? Spoiler: it’s a little bit of both. The narrative juggles metaphysical contemplation with what can only be described as a whimsical jaunt through Adam’s escapades, leaving readers wondering if they’ve accidentally stumbled into an avant-garde theatre production rather than a straightforward novel. Expect the unexpected as Van Atta deftly navigates the realms of consciousness and unconsciousness—often making you question if you’ve read the same page twice (you probably have, and that’s okay). As you traverse the winding pathways of this literary labyrinth, prepare yourself for a landscape peppered with eccentric characters who appear to have wandered off the set of a low-budget film. Each one adds a layer of complexity to Adam’s journey, challenging readers to ponder profound truth while simultaneously contemplating the last time they actually vacuumed under the sofa. You may find yourself laughing, cringing, or perhaps just scratching your head in confusion. Is this a philosophical breakthrough or a subtle indictment of modern life? Only time—and several cups of tea—will tell. Condition: This particular copy of "The Adam Sleep" has been previously owned, loved, and perhaps even mildly abused, which only adds to its charm. Expect pages that have taken on a slightly yellowed hue, a spine that proudly proclaims its many readings, and the occasional margin note that might reveal the thoughts of a past reader—likely just as perplexed as you might be. Rest assured, it has plenty of life left in it, and who knows? It might just contain the secrets to your own existential ruminations. In a world rife with ordinary choices, this book presents an extraordinary opportunity to examine the intricacies of sleep, life, and the fleeting moments that define our existence. How can one not be intrigued by a book that dares to interrogate the nature of being while simultaneously making you question the nature of its own writing? With prose that oscillates between the arcane and the absurd, "The Adam Sleep" offers a reading experience that is anything but mundane. So, if you fancy a journey into the peculiar, an exploration of the absurd, or perhaps a gentle reminder that life is rather like a long nap that sometimes goes awry, look no further. This is not merely a book; it’s an experience, a conversation starter, and quite possibly the philosophical equivalent of a lumpy old sofa. Find your way to Crappy Old Books, where this illustrious relic awaits the discerning reader eager to embrace its quirky charm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2209/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-adam-sleep-apr-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780380537440 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2208 The Toff And The Deep Blue Sea by John Creasey In the swirling mists of 1960s British literature, John Creasey’s "The Toff And The Deep Blue Sea" emerges like a slightly tarnished silver spoon at a rather dreary tea party. This thrilling misadventure, published by the ever-so-reliable Hodder Paperbacks, invites you into a world where the sophistication of a toff collides headlong with the mysterious depths of the ocean—a meeting as surprising as Earl Grey infused with a splash of gin. What could possibly go wrong when our dapper protagonist, a gentleman of unspecified means and optimistic disposition, decides to dabble in the unfathomable wonders of the sea? One imagines him adjusting his monocle, puffing on a pipe, and declaring, “Why not?” while a suspicious wave rolls in, clearly plotting mischief. Perhaps it’s a nod to the age-old British tradition of underestimating nature’s temperament or a subtle critique of the upper class’s penchant for folly. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself pondering the urgent existential questions of 1968: What does it mean to be a toff amidst the bellowing waves? Can a tweed jacket survive a maritime escapade? And does one truly need to know how to swim if one has a top hat? Such weighty matters are pondered with an irreverent charm that only Creasey could muster. Expect a series of improbable events involving nautical shenanigans and perhaps a fish or two with a taste for the dramatic. But wait, dear reader! This is no mere aquatic jaunt; it’s a voyage into the absurd. You’ll encounter a cast of characters that can only be described as delightfully eccentric—those who speak in riddles, wield umbrellas like swords, and might just be in possession of a secret or two concerning both the toff and the deep blue sea. Each encounter is laced with a splendid irony, dripping with sarcasm that would make even the most stoic of British seasiders chuckle. While indulging in this aquatic escapade, it’s essential to keep in mind the book’s integral components. Here’s what to expect—or perhaps expect not—from this literary treasure: A toff who may or may not be a competent sailor Absurdities that challenge the very notion of seaside decorum More fish than you can shake a stick at—if you’re so inclined Prose so rich, you might need a lifebuoy to stay afloat Unexpected plot twists that could leave even the most seasoned sailor befuddled Condition: Used, and not just in the physical sense. This book has seen its fair share of literary storms, with dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain that adds character, or perhaps a hint of intrigue. It’s the kind of book that has clearly been cherished, tossed about in the back of a car, or left to languish on a crowded shelf, waiting for the right reader to give it the loving home it deserves. (Note: possibility of mysterious sea salt stains remains unconfirmed.) So, if you’re ready to embark on a whimsical journey through the depths of British absurdity, look no further. Grab your copy of "The Toff And The Deep Blue Sea" from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirkiest corners of literature, and prepare to be thoroughly entertained—or at the very least, pleasantly bewildered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2208/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-toff-and-the-deep-blue-sea-apr-2024.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2207 An Orderly Man by Dirk Bogarde In the grand tradition of British literary oddities, we present to you "An Orderly Man" by the illustrious Dirk Bogarde, a title that may or may not promise tidiness but absolutely delivers a delightful disorder of its own. Published in 1984 by Triad Granada, this tome invites readers to explore the chaos that lurks beneath the veneer of civility, much like discovering your grandmother’s hidden sherry stash behind the floral wallpaper. Now, you might be pondering the peculiar juxtaposition of an orderly man in a world that thrives on anarchy. Is it a reflection of Bogarde’s own tidy habits or a cheeky commentary on the state of modern life? Perhaps it’s a thinly-veiled satire on the systemic chaos of the 1980s—an era where everyone was too busy wearing shoulder pads and playing with synthesizers to contemplate the true meaning of order. You may even find yourself considering if this book was written during those rare moments when Bogarde paused from his illustrious acting career to reflect on the absurdity of existence. With a title that suggests the opposite of what’s likely to be found within its pages, "An Orderly Man" might leave you questioning your own organizational skills—especially when faced with the reality that order, much like a good cup of tea, is often only a facade. Or perhaps it’s just an elaborate ruse to sell more books, playing into the human tendency to crave structure while simultaneously relishing the delightful messiness of life. It’s a paradox that Bogarde seems to delight in navigating, offering an experience akin to trying to fold a fitted sheet. As you leaf through the pages—some of which may be dog-eared or stained with what might be a historical tea spill—you might find yourself pondering the following questions: What exactly constitutes an "orderly" man? Is it merely a state of mind, or does it involve a meticulous arrangement of cutlery? How many times can one person rearrange their sock drawer before contemplating existential dread? Is there a hidden chapter dedicated to the fine art of maintaining one’s dust bunnies? Are Bogarde’s ideas about order a reflection of the chaos within his own mind, or simply a clever ruse to confuse us? Will reading this book help me conquer my own messy life, or just make me appreciate the beauty of clutter? Condition: Used, which in the world of second-hand books, translates to ’charmingly lived-in’ rather than ’genuinely neglected.’ Expect the occasional smudge, a few creased pages, and perhaps a mysterious ink stain that could belong to an even more mysterious past owner. It’s the sort of book that has clearly been cherished, if not necessarily well cared for. Perfect for those who appreciate the loveliness of imperfection! Whether you’re drawn in by the allure of Bogarde’s prose or simply wish to interrogate the notion of order while sipping Earl Grey, "An Orderly Man" offers a delightful read that is as unpredictable as a game of British bingo. Crappy Old Books is here to ensure you find this whimsical exploration of life’s little messes at an affordable price, because who says you can’t enjoy a bit of chaos? After all, order can wait—just like that pile of laundry in the corner. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2207/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-orderly-man-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Triad Granada 9780586058930 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2206 One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest by Ken Kesey In this classic novel, Ken Kesey’s hero is Randle Patrick McMurphy, a boisterous, brawling, fun-loving rebel who swaggers into the world of a mental hospital and takes over. A lusty, life-affirming fighter, McMurphy rallies the other patients around him by challenging the dictatorship of Nurse Ratched. He promotes gambling in the ward, smuggles in wine and women, and openly defies the rules at every turn. But this defiance, which starts as a sport, soon develops into a grim struggle, an all-out war between two relentless opponents: Nurse Ratched, backed by the full power of authority, and McMurphy, who has only his own indomitable will. What happens when Nurse Ratched uses her ultimate weapon against McMurphy provides the story’s shocking climax. Second copy https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2206/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest-apr-2024.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451163967 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2205 The Coyote Connection by Nick Carter In a world where noir meets the wild, wild west, Nick Carter’s enigmatic opus, "The Coyote Connection," emerges like a mirage shimmering in the desert sun—perhaps a figment of an over-caffeinated imagination or a clever ploy to sell more paperbacks. First published in 1981 by the illustrious Charter, this literary curiosity promises to be a rollercoaster of absurdity, athleticism, and, dare we say, awkward metaphors. Yes, even the coyotes are likely to raise an eyebrow or two! Imagine this: a protagonist so rugged he could probably survive a stampede of bison while knitting a scarf—if knitting were a vital survival skill in the dusty American Southwest. Nick Carter, with the kind of confidence we can only attribute to a man writing in the ’80s, invites readers to embark on a journey filled with snazzy one-liners, dubious decisions, and enough plot twists to make a pretzel jealous. Here, coyotes are not just creatures of the night; they might be your next-door neighbors or the keys to unlocking an international conspiracy—because that’s how this peculiar world works! One can only speculate about the lavish banquets of literary absurdity that Carter dined upon while crafting this tale. Did he sip on fine tequila while surrounded by desert vistas, each sip fueling his imagination as he pondered the deep connections between humanity and its canine counterparts? Or perhaps he just wanted to sell some books and thought, “Coyotes? That’ll do the trick.” Whatever the case, “The Coyote Connection” stands as a testament to the strange synergy between man and beast, though which side is which remains anyone’s guess. As you peruse these pages, prepare to encounter a cavalcade of eccentricity that might just rival the quirkiest of British sitcoms. Each character is more outlandish than a black-caped villain at a fancy dress party, and the dialogue? Picture a mix between Shakespeare and a particularly chaotic bar brawl. What this means for the reader is guaranteed confusion, fleeting moments of clarity, and plenty of chuckles at the sheer audacity of it all. If you’re looking for a book that defies the laws of logic, then grab a seat—this is the literary equivalent of a rollercoaster with no brakes! Those seeking a cohesive plot might want to adjust their expectations. It’s like trying to corral a bunch of hyperactive kittens; each twist and turn is exhilarating, but good luck holding on to a coherent narrative thread. And yet, there is beauty in the chaos. Carter’s wordplay dances across the pages like a coyote dodging traffic, and for every moment of head-scratching bewilderment, there’s a golden nugget of humor lurking just around the corner. Condition: This copy of "The Coyote Connection" has been pre-loved and is steeped in the aroma of nostalgia—think of it as a vintage wine, but replace the grapes with dog-eared pages and the sommelier with your eccentric uncle who thinks he knows everything. Expect some creases, a few yellowed pages, and possibly a faint whiff of adventure that could make even the most jaded bibliophile raise an eyebrow. It’s not just used; it’s character-rich and ready for its next chapter—pun intended. So, if you’re in the market for a book that blurs the lines between the absurd and the mundane, and challenges your understanding of both literature and coyotes, look no further. "The Coyote Connection" is waiting for you at Crappy Old Books—a place where every title is a treasure, or at the very least, an amusing distraction from reality. Buckle up for a ride you didn’t know you needed—just be sure to hold on to your hat. You never know when a coyote might come stealing it away! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2205/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-coyote-connection-apr-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter 9780441118519 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2204 Discovering Horse Drawn Commercial Vehicles by DJ Smith In a world that careens forward at a dizzying pace, DJ Smith invites you to hit the brakes and ponder the intricacies of a bygone era with “Discovering Horse Drawn Commercial Vehicles.” Published in that very zenith of 1977—a year when disco balls sparkled and bell-bottoms flourished—this peculiar tome is a veritable treasure trove for aficionados of horse-drawn commercial conveyances. Yes, you read that right. These are not your average vehicles, dear reader; they are the regal chariots of trade, adorned with the patina of history and perhaps a few stubborn hoofprints from the equine protagonists of yore. Small phamplet type book with 80 pages, but packed full of all sorts of stuff about whatevers inside, with drawings and photographs. Does the thought of a horse-drawn delivery cart wheeling through cobblestone streets set your heart aflutter? Does the idea of a cart laden with goods, pulled by a resolute mare named Mildred, evoke a sense of nostalgia for a simpler time? If so, this book is tailored for you, much like the harnesses that bound those noble steeds to their cargo. DJ Smith, our gallant guide through this equestrian journey, offers insights that are not just about the vehicles themselves but also about the unique culture surrounding their use—an era when horsepower was literally measured in hooves. One might wonder: what secrets lie within the pages of this item? Did you know that the design of a horse-drawn delivery vehicle could significantly affect the carrying capacity, and thus the profitability, of a local baker’s goods? Or that certain wheel designs were preferred for their ability to navigate the treacherous ruts of Victorian roads, while others flirted dangerously with the concept of ’style over practicality’? The answers await, but only for those who dare to turn the page. As you delve deeper into this fascinating exploration, you will encounter a vibrant cast of topics that DJ Smith whimsically unfurls before you, including: The unsung heroes of the horse-drawn age—grooms and drivers alike. The socio-economic implications of vehicle designs on local businesses. A comprehensive guide to the various breeds of horses best suited for hauling the weight of society. The art of maintenance and care (because those horses demand a treat now and then). Quaint illustrations that could inspire an entire generation of artists, or perhaps just collectors of dust. One can’t help but wonder if, in this age of electric scooters and ride-sharing apps, we might find ourselves yearning for a little more horsepower in our daily lives. As DJ Smith gallantly presents this blend of nostalgia and practicality, readers are treated not only to a compendium of information but also to a delightful jaunt down memory lane—except, of course, that this lane is a bit bumpy, thanks to the historical relevance of ancient cobbles. Condition: This book is, as one might say, “used”—which is a charming way of saying that it has lived a life, perhaps even one as adventurous as the vehicles it chronicles. Expect creased pages, a hint of yellowing (the kind that adds character), and the faint whiff of something that could either be dust or the lingering aroma of hay from its previous home. Each dog-eared page tells a story all on its own, much like the horses that once pulled carts laden with goods. Who knows? You might even find the faint scratch marks of an excited reader who couldn’t quite believe what they were reading! In a world where the mundane often reigns supreme, “Discovering Horse Drawn Commercial Vehicles” stands as a charmingly odd testament to an era where commerce was an art form performed, quite literally, on four legs. So why not take a trip back in time and bask in the quirky glory of DJ Smith’s findings? After all, Crappy Old Books is here to offer you more than just a read; we provide an opportunity to engage with the eccentricities of the past, one horse-drawn vehicle at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2204/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/discovering-horse-drawn-commercial-vehicles-apr-2024.jpg 5.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shire Publications Ltd 9780852633656 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2203 Dr No by Ian Fleming Welcome to the world of Dr No, where the only thing more dangerous than the villain is the quality of the paper your hands are gripping. Ian Fleming, the mastermind behind the suave and somewhat morally ambiguous James Bond, invites you into a realm where exotic locales and nefarious plots are as common as tea breaks in a British office. Published by Triad Granada in 1985, this edition is as vintage as your nan’s old furniture, and twice as likely to stir up a sense of nostalgia that you didn’t know you had. Imagine a time when James Bond was less about CGI explosions and more about the sheer, thrilling audacity of a man in a tuxedo battling against the absurdity of evil. In Dr No, our favorite secret agent is sent on a mission that will take him to the Caribbean, where palm trees whisper sweet nothings and villains are as flamboyant as a peacock at a royal wedding. Yet, one must wonder: what does this book really reveal about the era it was written in? Perhaps it’s a reflection on the Cold War, or more likely, a warning that although you may think you’re invincible in a dinner jacket, the world is still a bizarre tapestry of intrigue and nonsense. This particular tome is not just a window into the gritty underbelly of espionage; it’s a delightful time capsule that might make you question your own life choices. Will you find yourself rooting for Bond, or perhaps even identifying with the diabolical Dr No himself? The lines of good and evil blur here, much like the ink on the pages that may or may not have been spilled during a particularly lively poker game. And let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to explore the philosophical implications of a man who prefers to eliminate his enemies with elaborate traps instead of just having a civilized chat over a cup of Earl Grey? Enjoy the delightful absurdity of evil plots that somehow involve both nuclear weapons and some rather questionable fashion choices. Delve into a narrative rife with the kind of witty banter that makes you wonder if Bond ever really takes anything seriously—except his martinis. Marvel at the anachronisms that are so beautifully preserved you might mistake them for a period drama. Experience the thrill of espionage without the need for a government clearance or a license to kill—though you may want to keep your reading material away from prying eyes. Become well-acquainted with the art of villainy, where the only thing more convoluted than the plot is the villain’s backstory. Condition: This copy of Dr No has been used, but fear not! It retains all the charm of a well-loved book, complete with the unmistakable scent of aged paper and the occasional coffee ring that tells a tale of its own. Expect a few dog-eared pages, perhaps a scribble or two from previous readers who found themselves deep in thought or deep in their cups. The spine is cracked in just the right way to suggest this book has been thoroughly enjoyed—much like a fine wine after a lavish dinner. Each page is a testament to the numerous hands that have perused its contents and the debates that may have ensued over a good or bad betrayal. So, if you fancy an evening curled up with a classic tale of espionage, where the villains are delightfully over-the-top and the hero might just make you question your own sense of morality, look no further! Grab your copy of Dr No from Crappy Old Books today. Just remember to keep an eye out for any secret compartments or hidden messages—you never know when a rogue spy might be lurking behind the pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2203/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dr-no-apr-2024.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Triad Granada 9780586044926 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2201 The Egg And I by Betty MacDonald In Betty MacDonald’s humorous and heartfelt memoir, "The Egg and I," readers are whisked away into the wilds of the Pacific Northwest alongside Betty and her husband as they embark on a daring adventure: running a chicken farm. From the trials and tribulations of rural life to the eccentric characters they encounter, Betty’s witty narrative paints a vivid picture of the joys and challenges of farm living. With her sharp wit and keen observations, Betty MacDonald invites readers to join her on a journey filled with laughter, love, and the unexpected twists of rural life. "The Egg and I" is a delightful and charming tale that will leave readers both entertained and inspired. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2201/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-egg-and-i-apr-2024.jpg 21.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2200 Santorini by Alistair MacLean Ah, Santorini—an island that conjures visions of azure seas, whitewashed buildings, and sun-drenched romance. But wait! This isn’t the glossy travel brochure you were hoping for. Instead, it’s Alistair MacLean’s 1986 literary excursion that promises to take you not to the sunlit heights of paradise, but rather through the murky depths of suspense and intrigue. Yes, while the island itself may be a haven for honeymooners, MacLean has taken it upon himself to inject a dose of adrenaline into your Mediterranean daydream. Imagine flipping through this tome, only to discover that Santorini is less about sipping ouzo and more about dodging bullets and unraveling conspiracies. Our author, known for his knack for weaving tension into tales, apparently found a way to transform the gentle sounds of lapping waves into the ominous thrum of something decidedly more sinister. If you thought you were merely embarking on a scenic journey, think again! This is a ride best suited for those who prefer their vacations with a side of high-stakes espionage. Published by Fawcett Crest—so named because, in the 1980s, they must have thought the crest of a wave would look fabulous on the cover—this paperback promises to deliver a narrative that could only be described as ’thrilling’ by those who’ve never seen an actual thriller. Instead, expect a mixture of clever plotting and thoroughly baffling character choices, leaving you both entertained and slightly confused, as if you’ve just overdosed on too much baklava before attempting a dive into the Aegean Sea. As you thumb through the pages, you’ll encounter a world teetering on the brink of chaos, with characters who might not even be sure why they’re there. Is it a vacation? A rescue mission? A deep dive into a complex backstory that no one really asked for? It’s a mystery wrapped in a conundrum, sprinkled with what you can only assume is a dash of irony. If the characters had a travel guide, it would likely lead them directly into a trap—because that’s what happens when you bring a MacLean novel to a serene island getaway. Be prepared for a cavalcade of twists that will have you laughing nervously as you try to keep track of who’s double-crossing whom. It’s like an overly complicated game of chess where the pieces are actually made from broken dreams and misplaced passports. And let’s not forget, if you can manage to keep up with the plot, you might even stumble upon some genuine gems of wit hiding amongst the chases and explosions. Unlikely alliances formed over the last slice of spanakopita. Characters who’ve clearly skipped their last few therapy sessions. Plot twists that serve as a reminder to never trust a stranger in a Hawaiian shirt. Scenes that echo the sound of waves but feel more like a tsunamic upheaval. Dialogues that may have you questioning your own grasp of reality. Condition: This book has been lovingly used, with signs of previous ownership that may include questionable annotations, possibly in crayon, and a mysterious coffee stain that could very well mark the spot where someone realized they were reading a thriller in a travel section. Enjoy the charm of a book that has been around the block (and perhaps the beach) a few times, as it lends a certain authenticity to your reading experience. So, if you’re in the market for a book that might make you reconsider your vacation plans—or at the very least, contemplate the existence of spies among sunbathers—look no further than this curious creation. Santorini, the book that proves that sometimes, the journey is indeed more interesting than the destination, and that perhaps a simple holiday is best left naively uncomplicated. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we believe every turn of the page is a delightful gamble. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2200/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/santorini-apr-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Crest 9780449209745 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2199 The French Chef Cookbook by Julia Child Ah, "The French Chef Cookbook," a veritable treasure trove brimming with recipes that might just inspire you to burn your kitchen down—or create something vaguely edible! Authored by the inimitable Julia Child, this culinary relic from 1971 is as much about the art of French cooking as it is about the art of waving your arms around dramatically while shouting “Bon appétit!” at unsuspecting friends and family. You’ll find yourself not only flipping through its pages but also engaging in a full-on conversation with the ghost of Julia herself (who, let’s be honest, probably would have had a lot to say about your choice of frozen peas). Within these weathered pages lies a labyrinth of culinary delights that, if executed correctly, could transport you straight to the bustling bistros of Paris. But fear not! Should you misstep, you’ll likely create a dish that has more in common with a science experiment gone awry. The recipes promise to transform your mundane kitchen into a culinary battlefield, where it’s every chef for themselves and the smoke alarm is your only ally. Expect a potpourri of delightful mishaps and triumphs as Child guides you through the intricacies of French cuisine, which is essentially just a fancy way of saying that butter is a food group and that wine should be applied liberally, both to dishes and to self-care routines. Her charming anecdotes will resonate with anyone who ever thought they could make a soufflé—only to discover that their eggs will never be whipped into submission. As you turn each crinkled page, you may find yourself contemplating the real purpose of this cookbook. Is it to teach you the delicate balance of flavors, or to provide you with fail-safe instructions on how to call for takeout when your kitchen resembles a war zone? Julia’s no-nonsense approach might be the gentle push you need to embrace culinary chaos, or at the very least, to become adept at hiding the charred remains of your latest culinary disaster under a strategically placed salad. You’ll discover that this cookbook doesn’t just come with recipes; it comes with life lessons wrapped in layers of crème fraîche and mischief. Each chapter presents an opportunity to expand your culinary vocabulary and perhaps even your social circle, as you invite friends over for daring dinner parties that may or may not end with an emergency trip to the local bakery. In this edition, expect to find a delightful mishmash of the following: Fabulous recipes that might make you question your life choices. Julia’s signature wit that may render you chuckling while your coq au vin simmers into oblivion. Endearing illustrations that were likely created when a pencil and paper were the height of technology. Instructions that may as well say, "Good luck, dearie!" with every step. A time capsule of culinary culture that may leave you wondering what on earth we were thinking in the ’70s. Condition: This copy is well-loved, with all the character marks that come from kitchen catastrophes and a life well-lived in the wild world of gastronomy. Expect dog-eared pages, a spine that has seen better days, and perhaps a few stains that might add a questionable charm to your cooking experience. We like to think of these as little love notes from the previous owner, reminding you that cooking is an adventure—albeit one that sometimes ends with a fire extinguisher and a glass of wine. So, if you fancy yourself as the next culinary guru or just want to impress your friends with the ability to pronounce "ratatouille" with a flawless French accent, "The French Chef Cookbook" is your ticket to gastronomic glory. Grab it now from Crappy Old Books and prepare to embark on a culinary journey that will challenge not just your cooking skills but also your ability to maintain a calm demeanor when faced with a soufflé that refuses to rise. Bon appétit—or whatever it is that you feel like saying while frantically checking your oven! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2199/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-french-chef-cookbook-apr-2024.jpg 5.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2198 The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank by Erma Bombeck Picture this: it’s 1977, a year where disco reigns supreme, platforms are taller than your dreams, and your neighbour just bought a shag carpet that might be a sentient life form. It’s in this vibrant, polyester-laden context that Erma Bombeck presents “The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank.” Yes, you read that right. An audacious title that suggests both an existential crisis and an unfortunate plumbing issue, this book promises to tackle the pressing question of whether the grass is, in fact, greener—or just better fertilised—on the other side of life’s many picket fences. Delve into the musings of Bombeck, an author who became the voice of the American housewife, albeit with an ironic twist. Imagine her navigating suburban life while simultaneously juggling the absurdities of domesticity, the unending quest for perfection, and the occasional existential dread that comes from realising that yes, the neighbour’s lawn is indeed looking rather lush today—most likely due to a clandestine relationship with a septic tank. Bombeck’s humour is a delightful cocktail of sarcasm and sincerity, ensuring that amid the chuckles, you may just find a moment of clarity regarding your own patch of grass. This book is not merely a collection of humorous anecdotes but a lifeline to anyone who has ever felt their life is a chaotic blend of laundry piles and uninvited guests. With Bombeck at the helm, readers are treated to a candid look at the trials of home ownership, parenting, and the relentless pursuit of that elusive ‘perfect life’—all while she reminds you that sometimes it’s merely a matter of perspective, or perhaps, a well-placed septic tank. After all, who wouldn’t want a pristine lawn complete with the subtle aroma of sewage? The prose within is teeming with Bombeck’s signature wit and charm, drawing readers in with her relatable observations about everyday life. Whether it’s the challenges of managing a household or the peculiar nuances of suburban etiquette, she approaches each topic with the flair of a stand-up comedian performing at a dinner party where the punchlines hit a little too close to home. As you meander through the chapters, expect to encounter a range of topics that might include: The art of convincing your kids to clean their rooms without resorting to threats. The fine line between a well-tended garden and a neighbour’s passive-aggressive comments. The untold secrets of suburban grocery shopping, where each aisle is a battlefield. Strategies for avoiding the dreaded school bake sale while faking an enthusiastic smile. The philosophical ramifications of a lawnmower that seems to have developed a mind of its own. Condition: This particular copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, has seen its fair share of coffee spills and existential crises. The cover exhibits a certain charm that only well-loved books can possess—frayed edges, perhaps a smudge or two, and a hint of nostalgia that whispers tales of late-night reading sessions and stolen moments of laughter. The spine is creased, revealing multiple adventures through the years, while the pages, slightly yellowed and soft to the touch, carry the faint scent of an era long gone, mingled with just a dash of dust and the essence of someone’s long-forgotten sofa. Whether you’re a longtime admirer of Bombeck’s work or a newcomer curious about a world where the septic tank reigns supreme, this book is sure to offer a delightful blend of irony and wisdom. So grab a cup of tea, settle into that once-pristine armchair (now adorned with a throw blanket due to questionable spills), and prepare yourself for a reading experience that might just make you appreciate your own occasionally chaotic lawn. In a world where home improvement shows reign supreme and influencers flaunt their flawlessly manicured lawns, Bombeck’s musings remind us that life, much like our gardens, is often a little wild and unpredictable. The real question isn’t whether the grass is greener, but rather, how well we can navigate the messes that come with it. And remember, for plenty of quirky and ironic titles like this one, look no further than Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2198/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-grass-is-always-greener-over-the-septic-tank-apr-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Crest 9780449232927 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2197 Second Fiddle by Mary Wesley Ah, the 1980s—a time of big hair, even bigger shoulder pads, and a literary explosion that somehow managed to be both refreshingly innovative and thoroughly ridiculous. In this dizzying era of change, we meet Mary Wesley, a fine author who penned her way into the hearts of a beleaguered readership seeking more than just the usual fare. Enter "Second Fiddle," a title that, like a perplexing tune played on a rather out-of-tune violin, promises to strike a chord in a most unexpected fashion. What awaits the reader in this delightful romp through the intricacies of relationships and the occasional orchestral mishap? One might say that it provides a rich tapestry of characters, each more eccentric than the last, much like the mishmash of patterns in a thrift shop sweater. Readers will find themselves immersed in a world where the second fiddle is not merely an instrument but a metaphor for life’s unsung heroes—those individuals who play the supporting role with a dash of flair and a hint of sarcasm. After all, who hasn’t felt like the second fiddle at a party, trailing behind the more glamorous first chair? As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter a cast of characters who could easily be mistaken for a gathering of caricatures at a slightly off-kilter art exhibit. There will be the tormented artist who believes their muse is actually a ghost, the dapper gentleman with a penchant for collecting rare spoons, and the enigmatic woman who swears she can communicate with pigeons. Together, they are bound to stir up a delightful mess of misunderstandings and whimsical escapades that could rival any British sitcom. And who could overlook the subtle, yet sharp, social commentary that Wesley expertly weaves into her narrative? It’s as if she is holding up a mirror to society, showing us our faults while also revealing our capacity for kindness and eccentricity. The juxtaposition of the mundane with the outrageous will have you chuckling, perhaps even guffawing, at the absurdities of life. It’s a dance of wit and wisdom that only someone with the finesse of Wesley could orchestrate. But wait! There’s more! "Second Fiddle" is not just a literary adventure—it’s also an exploration of the trials and tribulations of the heart. Romance swells and ebbs like the tides of a rather moody sea. Expect misunderstandings that seem lifted straight from the pages of a farcical sitcom, complete with eye-rolls and sighs. If you’ve ever found yourself in a love triangle that resembles more of a love polygon, you may just find solace in Wesley’s pages. Yet, amidst the laughter and lighthearted banter, there lies a profound depth that may catch you off guard. Wesley dares to probe into the complexities of love—its fleeting nature and the way it can simultaneously uplift and ensnare. Through her characters, we are invited to ponder whether it is better to be the star of the show or the dependable understudy, always ready to step in when needed. In a world where everyone clamors for the spotlight, perhaps it is the second fiddle that plays the sweetest song. Condition: Used, which in this case means that the book may contain the faint scent of nostalgia mixed with the faint aroma of tea-stained pages. Expect some dog-eared corners, a few cheeky annotations in the margins—perhaps a reader before you felt particularly inspired—and the occasional coffee ring, each imperfection adding to its character. It’s a book that has lived, loved, and laughed, just like us. A perfect companion for those long, rainy afternoons spent beside a window with a cup of Earl Grey in hand. So, if you’re ready to laugh, to ponder, and to embrace the beautifully chaotic notes of life, "Second Fiddle" is waiting for you. It’s not merely a book; it’s a quirky invitation into the mind of Mary Wesley, as sold by Crappy Old Books. So grab your second-best cup, sit back, and let the whimsical world of “Second Fiddle” whisk you away, or perhaps just allow it to accompany you on your own slightly off-key journey through life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2197/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/second-fiddle-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books black Swan 9780552993555 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2196 A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Girl by John Quinn In a literary world where the phrase "coming of age" has been stretched thinner than a slice of bread on a particularly hungry Thursday, John Quinn’s "A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Girl" emerges from the shadows of the 1990s like a slightly confused time traveler. Intriguingly titled, one might wonder if Quinn aimed to challenge Joyce’s iconic work or perhaps just suffered a typographical mishap whilst trying to channel his inner feminist artist. Whatever the case, prepare yourself for an exploration of artistic identity that is as enlightening as trying to decipher your grandmother’s knitting instructions. Set against a backdrop that might resemble somewhere between the endless cups of tea and the faint whirr of 90s technology, Quinn’s prose invites readers into a world where young girls ponder the meaning of creativity while navigating the complex social labyrinths of adolescence. With a keen eye for the absurd and a penchant for wit, Quinn finds humor in the trials of budding artistry and the existential crises of youth, much like a cat who has just knocked over a priceless vase yet is utterly oblivious to the chaos it has created. Prepare for a charmingly ironic ride, where the notion of ’the artist’ is dissected with all the precision of a chalkboard being scratched by a fingernail. You’ll traverse through the adolescent angst and artistic ambition, while also witnessing the societal expectations that loom overhead like an unwelcome fog. Quinn manages to intertwine moments of introspection with comical misadventures, much like a painter whose brush strokes are both bold and bewildering, leaving you both amused and slightly disoriented. If you’re hoping for a straightforward narrative with a clear trajectory, brace yourself for a rollercoaster of whimsy instead. Characters may pop in and out like guests at a dinner party who clearly didn’t get the memo about the dress code, and plots may thread together like the last few strands of a long-forgotten ball of yarn. Expect the unexpected, and perhaps a parallel or two to your own youth—if your own youth included wobbly attempts at self-discovery while sporting questionable hairstyles and an awkward crush on the local artsy type. The prose dances on the edge of the surreal, as Quinn deftly captures the essence of a young girl’s artistic journey amidst a symphony of eccentricity. With every page, you might find yourself chuckling at the absurdities of youth, or reflecting on the peculiar rituals that shaped your own formative years. It’s a portrait worth contemplating, but it’s not without its smudges and drips, much like an oil painting left out in the rain. Condition: This used copy is a testament to its journey through time, showcasing a few lovingly placed creases and possibly the remnants of an overzealous bookmark. The pages are slightly yellowed, which only adds to its charm, and the spine carries the marks of previous readings—a badge of honour for any book worth its salt. Ideal for those who appreciate a book that holds stories of its own, much like an old friend who has seen better days but is still full of delightful anecdotes. Frolic through the whimsical confusion of adolescence. Marvel at the artist’s struggle for identity and purpose. Relate to the charmingly chaotic narrative style. Enjoy the subtle jabs at societal expectations. Witness the occasional brush with surrealism that makes you question your own artistic aspirations. In sum, "A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Girl" is not just a book; it’s an experience that invites you to question what it means to be an artist, all while navigating the tumultuous waters of youth. So grab your cup of tea, settle into your favourite nook, and prepare to chuckle and ponder in equal measure. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the books is the ironic commentary that surrounds them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2196/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-portrait-of-the-artist-as-a-young-girl-apr-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mandarin 9780749308643 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2195 Seeing Voices by Oliver Sacks In a world so obsessed with what we say that we often forget how we say it, Oliver Sacks presents us with "Seeing Voices," a bizarrely captivating exploration of our most intimate, yet oddly elusive, form of communication. Published in the not-so-distant past of 1990, a year when flannel shirts were all the rage and the internet was still but a twinkle in Al Gore’s eye, this book invites the reader to gaze into the kaleidoscope of language and perception. One can’t help but wonder what possessed Sacks to tackle such a quirky topic, but then again, what else would one expect from the man who made neuroscience seem less like rocket science and more like a walk in an oddly interesting park? Venturing into the realms of deaf culture and the intricacies of sign language, Sacks takes us on an intellectual rollercoaster. You may think you’re just learning about communication, but by the time you turn the last page, you’ll find yourself questioning everything you know about how humans connect. Forget about the quaint small talk of the pub; Sacks goes deeper—much deeper. He travels through the labyrinth of human experience, shedding light on those who navigate the world without the sound of spoken words. It’s like "The Sound of Music" but with fewer hills and more hand gestures. But let’s get to the crux of the matter: reading "Seeing Voices" might just prompt you to contemplate the very nature of reality itself. The book argues that the deaf experience illuminates a different version of existence, one where silence isn’t just an absence of sound but a rich tapestry of visual language. It’s rather like discovering that the colour blue has always been right in front of you, only you were too busy discussing the merits of beige to notice. As you delve into Sacks’ prose, you might find yourself chuckling at his clever anecdotes, or perhaps scratching your head in disbelief at the idiosyncrasies of life. After all, who knew that the act of not hearing could be so incredibly expressive? It appears that being unable to listen might open up pathways to understanding that those of us with functional eardrums could only dream of. Who would’ve thought that silence could be so loud? The book is also peppered with a delightful assortment of case studies, where Sacks plays the role of an inquisitive cultural anthropologist, digging up stories that are as touching as they are illuminating. You’ll be introduced to a cast of characters who challenge your perceptions of ability and communication, making you wish you could reach through the pages and give them a hearty handshake—or maybe a friendly wave. Now, let us address the state of the book at hand. Condition: Used, but like a well-loved pair of shoes, it has character. There are a few creases, perhaps reminiscent of the many minds that have been tantalized by its content. The pages may be slightly yellowed, a testament to the passage of time and the many cups of tea spilled in contemplation. Fear not, dear reader, for it is still entirely readable and brimming with the wisdom of Sacks. This book has clearly been around the block, but like a vintage wine, its aging has only improved its flavour. So, if you’re inclined to expand your horizons and engage your mind in a way that mere chit-chat at the local café could never accomplish, "Seeing Voices" is your ticket to a world where silence speaks volumes. It’s perfect for those who delight in the idiosyncrasies of human behaviour and wish to dip their toes into the pond of linguistic diversity. Grab a cup of tea, settle into your favorite armchair, and prepare for a reading experience that’s anything but ordinary. Available from Crappy Old Books, this volume is waiting to find its next home, ideally with someone who isn’t afraid of a little eccentricity. After all, who wouldn’t want to read about the myriad of ways we can communicate, even when we’re not saying a word? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2195/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/seeing-voices-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9780330317160 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2194 Feng Shui by Man-Ho Kwok In a world where chaos reigns supreme, and your living room has more tension than a family reunion after a heated Monopoly match, prepare to navigate the mysterious waters of Feng Shui with the wisdom of Man-Ho Kwok. Published in the heady days of 1996, this enlightening tome promises to untangle the clutter of your life, if you can decipher its questionable illustrations and perhaps follow a few baffling diagrams. Who knew that the placement of your garden gnome could affect your career trajectory? Spoiler alert: it can, and it does! Bit of a creased cover as can be seen in image. As you thumb through the pages, you might wonder if this book is a self-help manual or an elaborate game of hide-and-seek with your sanity. With an abundance of tips that feel as practical as juggling flaming swords while riding a unicycle, Kwok’s reflections on balance and harmony in the home might just have you questioning if you truly need that third set of mismatched tea cups you inherited from Aunt Gertrude. Remember when the world was enamoured with all things zen and holistic? Ah, the mid-90s: a time when the mere mention of ’chi’ could evoke gasps of recognition, and your local health food shop was the epicentre of spiritual awakenings. This book comes wrapped in that nostalgic aura, complete with illustrations that seem to channel the artistic prowess of a particularly distracted toddler. Prepare to be dazzled by the era’s commitment to aesthetic choices that can only be described as “interesting.” But wait! There’s more! Feng Shui is not just about arranging furniture like a game of Tetris gone wrong. It promises to elevate your spirit, enhance your relationships, and maybe—just maybe—put an end to that endless cycle of lost socks that seems to plague your laundry. You may find yourself pondering if a jade plant really has the power to sway the heart of your beloved, or if it’s simply a plant that needs watering. As you wander through the chapters, you’ll encounter a delightful array of insights that include, but are not limited to, the best way to position your bed for optimal sleep—which, if you’re like most people, involves a dozen pillows and a Netflix subscription. The author skillfully blends traditional philosophies with a dash of modern-day practicality, making it feel like your grandmother’s wisdom but with a slight chance of hipster cred. In true self-help fashion, you may find that the book inexplicably suggests you meditate on your feelings about your furniture. It’s an exercise that leaves one pondering whether one should really be feeling guilty about that IKEA bookshelf they bought on sale in a moment of weakness. Condition: Used. This book has clearly been through the wringer, much like your last attempt at DIY Feng Shui. There are creases, dog-eared pages, and the occasional smudge that may or may not be from a long-lost takeaway. It boasts a certain charm that only a second-hand book can possess, coupled with the wisdom absorbed from previous owners who may have taken their home décor far more seriously than they ought to have. So, if you’re ready to embark on an adventure in spatial arrangement that challenges the very fabric of your living space, look no further than Man-Ho Kwok’s Feng Shui. This book may not solve all your problems, but it will certainly give you something to ponder as you awkwardly rearrange your cushions in search of inner peace. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where the past meets the absurd—with a side of nostalgia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2194/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/feng-shui-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Element 9781852302207 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2193 Now That Your Back by AL Kennedy Ah, the mid-nineties—a time when flannel shirts were practically a uniform and existential crises came with a side of grunge. Enter "Now That Your Back" by AL Kennedy, a novel that somehow manages to capture the zeitgeist of a decade balanced precariously on the edge of a VHS tape. This Vintage publication is not just a book; it’s a time machine wrapped in a faded cover that might just remind you of your university days or, if you’re particularly lucky, your youthful angst. It invites you to explore the labyrinthine corridors of human relationships, as if navigating the complexities of a particularly chaotic student flat-share. In this literary offering, Kennedy seems to have taken a magnifying glass to the often absurd realities of life, peeling back layers of irony and observation that, like a fine cheese, may have aged rather too much. With prose that swirls and dips, it’s as though she’s inviting you to join her on a meandering stroll through the streets of melancholy and misplaced hopes, all while wearing a pair of quirky socks that were definitely not washed after that last party. The novel might remind you of a time when deep conversations happened over lukewarm coffee in the corner of a café, or perhaps in the dim light of a smoky pub where the jukebox was as much a character as the patrons. As you flip through the pages, you may well find yourself pondering whether Kennedy has mastered the art of saying much whilst saying very little, a skill that seems to have gone extinct in the world of modern literature. This book is not about resolutions or tidy endings; it’s more about those unresolved moments that linger like the scent of stale cigarettes in a long-abandoned venue. Expect a blend of wry humour and poignant observations that will make you chuckle uncomfortably while simultaneously questioning your life choices—or at least contemplating whether you’ve had enough to drink. What awaits you in "Now That Your Back"? Perhaps you’ll encounter characters whose quirks are so exaggerated that they could be caricatures in a particularly avant-garde play. Or maybe they’ll feel strikingly familiar, like that friend who insists on giving unsolicited life advice while sporting a questionable haircut. The book promises encounters that will evoke a type of nostalgia you didn’t know you had, accompanied by a soundtrack of obscure indie bands that never quite made it. Condition: To say this book is used is a generous understatement. It bears the marks of many a reading session—slightly dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain that whispers tales of late-night reflections, and a spine that has clearly endured more than its fair share of thumbs poking out the plot. One might even say it has character, much like a well-loved teddy bear that has seen too many summers and too few wash cycles. But fear not, for this literary relic still possesses the ability to engage and entertain, albeit with the charm of a slightly scuffed shoe. As you embark on your journey through the pages, you may find yourself contemplating the complexities of human connection in an era where the telephone was still a landline, and ’ghosting’ required actual effort. It poses all the big questions: What does it mean to be back? Are we ever really where we ought to be? And more importantly, where did you leave your keys? The narrative is not just a reflection of the past but a peculiar lens through which we can scrutinise the present. So pick up "Now That Your Back," if you dare! It’s a book that will make you think while simultaneously making you question why you agreed to read it in the first place. An odd choice for an afternoon read, but then again, aren’t most second-hand books? Rediscover the beauty of literary quirkiness, as only AL Kennedy can deliver it, through the generous purview of Crappy Old Books, where each volume comes with its own set of backstories—some more interesting than others. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2193/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/noe-that-your-back-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099457114 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2192 Junior School Mathematics by LGW Sealey Welcome to the whimsical world of “Junior School Mathematics,” a tome so thrilling it could make a calculator blush. Published in the avant-garde year of 1967 by the esteemed Basil Blackwell, this book is a veritable time capsule of educational rigour, where the numbers dance like they’re at a 60s disco but with a lot less rhythm. LGW Sealey, the enigmatic author, is here to take you on a mathematical journey that’s just as much about the journey as it is about the arithmetic. This is a thin volume of 37 pages with big text, but its otherwise awesome. Now, one might wonder what pearls of wisdom await within the pages of this second-hand classic. Does it offer sage advice on the mystique of multiplication? Or perhaps it reveals the depths of division with the flair of a magician pulling rabbits from hats? In a world that has since upgraded to calculators with more functions than a Swiss army knife, this book dares to tackle the daunting art of long division with a pencil and paper, as if to say, “Who needs technology when you have the spirit of math?” With its charmingly outdated illustrations and diagrams that seem to have been lifted straight from the chalkboard of a bygone era, this book is an evocative reminder of a time when children didn’t have tablets and smartphones clamouring for their attention. Instead, they had their trusty pencils and the occasional burst of inspiration from a worn-out teacher, battling the elements of boredom with the sheer force of numbers. One cannot overlook Sealey’s unique approach to pedagogy. The author seamlessly blends exercises and explanations with a flair that could only be described as “delightfully eccentric.” The book invites readers to ponder profound questions such as: "If a train leaves the station at 3 PM, how many different ways can you miscalculate its arrival time?" Let’s face it, the only arrival that truly matters is the one at the bottom of the page where you can finally solve for x, even if it takes you until the next millennium. But wait, there’s more! The book is peppered with cryptic advice that seems both self-evident and utterly baffling. Who could resist such gems as: “Remember, numbers don’t lie—unless they’re trying to be funny.” “Long division is just short division’s way of stretching out the conversation.” “If you can count to ten, you can count on your friends… unless they’re bad at math.” “Math is like a relationship; sometimes it’s complicated, but it’s mostly just numbers.” There’s a certain charm in the book’s refusal to take itself too seriously. Whether it’s the awkward pauses in the explanations or the slightly off-kilter examples, it feels as though each page has been lovingly crafted by an author who both adores and loathes the subject matter. It’s a love letter to numbers, wrapped in nostalgia and tied with a very peculiar bow. Condition: Used. This beautiful relic of mathematical exploration does bear the scars of time: dog-eared pages, margins filled with the musings of previous young mathematicians, and a charmingly worn cover that speaks of homework sessions and fleeting moments of enlightenment. It’s exactly the kind of book that your future self will thank you for bringing back into your life, even if it occasionally leaves you scratching your head in bewilderment. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to perplex as much as it instructs, look no further than “Junior School Mathematics.” Ideal for young mathematicians, nostalgic adults, or anyone who wishes to dabble in the realm of numbers without the burden of modern-day expectations. Snag your copy today, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where treasures such as this await to be rediscovered in all their quirky glory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2192/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/junior-school-mathematics-apr-2024.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Basil Blackwell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2190 Primary Education by HMSO Ah, "Primary Education," a book that serenely harks back to a time when children were expected to learn not just the basics of reading and arithmetic, but also to navigate the treacherous waters of social dynamics, all while sitting in a room filled with wooden desks and the faint scent of chalk dust. Published in 1959 by the illustrious HMSO, this tome is a veritable time capsule of educational philosophies that today might prompt a curious glance from even the most seasoned of pedagogues. Complete with dust cover. While the title may sound as unassuming as a beige cardigan, the content is anything but dull. The author, or rather the collective wisdom of the HMSO, seems to be channeling the spirit of an era when education was less about "engagement" and more about ensuring the little ones could recite the times tables while simultaneously perfecting their handwriting. Imagine children—tiny sponges of knowledge—being schooled in the fine art of sitting still for extended periods of time, all while surrounded by the comforting clatter of old-school desks and the occasional reprimand from a stern teacher. Flipping through the pages, one might find oneself marvelling at the author’s passionate discourse on the importance of the three Rs: reading, writing, and (you guessed it) ’rithmetic. The book serves as a reminder that the education system, much like a vintage tea kettle, has seen its fair share of bubbling over and cooling down. The strategies for engaging primary school children could very well be used to entertain a pet rock these days, but therein lies the charm of this relic. You might even ponder on the educational philosophies being espoused: was it truly revolutionary to teach children using an iron-fisted curriculum, or was it a quaint attempt to instil an appreciation for rote memorisation? The pages are filled with ideas that may well have fueled the imaginations—or perhaps nightmares—of those who dared venture into the hallowed halls of primary education back in the day. It’s almost as if the book serves as a quirky commentary on how far we’ve come, or perhaps, how dramatically we haven’t. Condition: This particular copy has weathered the years with the kind of character one might expect from an eccentric uncle who tells the same story at every family gathering. The cover is slightly dog-eared, with the spine bending in a way that suggests it has been opened and closed more times than one could count. The pages are yellowed, and a few may even contain the faintest scribbles of a child who apparently found the educational material a tad too dry. Fear not, for these imperfections only add to its charm, making it an ideal conversation starter at your next gathering—or perhaps just the right amount of intrigue to keep your cat entertained on a rainy afternoon. In a world where digital screens dominate our attention, "Primary Education" stands as a monument to simpler times, much like that odd tea set your grandma keeps in the attic. It offers a glimpse into the past when children were expected to learn the art of patience, along with a not-so-enthusiastic attitude towards progress. It’s perfect for anyone who revels in irony, nostalgia, or simply wishes to understand how we arrived at our current educational follies. So, whether you’re a history buff, a seasoned educator, or someone who appreciates the peculiarities of mid-century literature, this book is a must-have for your collection. Who knows? You might just find some hidden wisdom buried beneath the layers of outdated pedagogical practices. Grab it while you can from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beauty in the bizarre and the profound hilarity of yesterday’s educational philosophies. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2190/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/primary-education-apr-2024.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2189 Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban by JK Rowling Ah, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban," a book that has captivated millions, and a second-hand copy that has seen more action than most of us in our prime. Published in 1999 by Bloomsbury, this splendid tome presents a world where owls deliver mail, wands are more common than umbrellas, and the only thing more elusive than a decent cup of tea is a fully-fledged wizard on a broomstick. Undoubtedly, this is the third installment in a series that has transformed legions of readers into spell-casting aficionados, but don’t worry, it’s still perfectly acceptable to be enchanted by the story even if you can’t pronounce “Quidditch.” This copy is slightly dog-eared and so its 5p cheaper than the other copy currently on the site. As you crack open the musty cover, you’ll be greeted not only by the familiar scent of nostalgia but also the stories of a boy who just can’t catch a break. Imagine navigating the treacherous halls of Hogwarts while dodging the emotional baggage of parental abandonment, a killer on the loose, and the general awkwardness of teenage hormones — all while sporting a lightning bolt scar that seems to attract trouble like moths to a flame. Yes, Harry, it’s a tough gig, but isn’t that what makes us all relatable? The book’s sheer ability to make us root for a bespectacled teenager who is constantly saved by his friends is perhaps its most magical feat. In this particular episode, we’re introduced to a rather intriguing character: Sirius Black, the most wanted (and misunderstood) wizard in the magical realm. Readers are left to ponder if he’s the villain we all dread or just another poor soul embroiled in a ridiculously complicated family saga. And let’s not forget about the Dementors, who serve as a beautifully depressing metaphor for mental health issues, reminding us that sometimes happiness is the hardest spell to cast. In a world where broomsticks and spells exist, how does one manage to feel such profound sadness? Ah, the irony! Rowling weaves a tapestry that stitches together friendship, loyalty, and that nagging sense of impending doom. It’s a reminder that life is rarely as simple as a magic wand can make it. And while many will be enchanted by the epic quests and whimsical creatures, there’s a certain satisfaction in knowing that even wizards have to deal with the emotional baggage of adulthood — or at least the adolescent version of it. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself contemplating the larger questions: Is there any point to wizardry if you can’t even get a decent cup of tea? And what’s the deal with house-elves? Do they get paid, or is it all just a form of magical indentured servitude? One can only hope that these questions will be answered in the subsequent installments, or perhaps left forever in the realm of fan theories and pub debates. Condition: This used copy has been lovingly thumbed through by countless fingers, each imprint a reminder of the reader’s own journey through the ups and downs of the wizarding world. The cover shows signs of wear that say, “I’ve been cherished” rather than “I’ve been forgotten.” With dog-eared pages that have seen better days and the occasional coffee ring marking the existential crisis of a late-night reading session, this book is less a pristine collector’s item and more of a well-weathered companion ready to take you back to a simpler, more whimsical time. So, if you fancy yourself a wizard with a penchant for nostalgia, embark on this journey once more with a copy steeped in history and a little bit of grime. After all, a book is only as good as the stories it carries, and who doesn’t want to share a ride on the Hogwarts Express with a well-loved edition? Make it yours today from Crappy Old Books, where we believe every second-hand tale deserves another reader’s embrace. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that offers a delightful blend of magic, moral dilemmas, and the bittersweet nature of growing up, look no further. "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" isn’t just a tale about a boy wizard; it’s an exploration of life’s complexities wrapped in a shiny cover of whimsy. Grab this treasure before it’s gone, and remember: in the world of Hogwarts, not everything is as it seems! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2189/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harry-potter-and-the-prisoner-of-azkaban-v2-apr-2024.jpg 0.45 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747546290 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2188 Firefox by Craig Thomas In a world where the flames of espionage flicker ominously, Craig Thomas’s 1978 literary oddity “Firefox” veers sharply off the beaten path, landing somewhere between a brain-bending tech thriller and a jigsaw puzzle missing half its pieces. Originally published by Sphere, this book seems to have emerged from the very depths of a long-lost, smoke-filled backroom strategy meeting between a mustachioed Cold War operative and a caffeine-fueled computer programmer. It promises to deliver a cocktail of suspense, intrigue, and perhaps a dash of bewilderment that will leave you questioning your own grasp on reality—or at least your taste in books. With a title like “Firefox,” one might expect the fiery antics of a rebellious fox or perhaps an adventurous browser that was decidedly ahead of its time. Alas, this is neither a furry tale nor a digital escapade; instead, it’s a heart-thumping journey into the world of military technology and espionage. Imagine the thrill of reading about a secret aircraft, once the stuff of fevered imagination, now haunting your dreams with its sharp angles and even sharper intentions. You’ll find yourself deep in the recesses of a plot that might just leave you wondering whether the author has secretly worked for MI6 or simply spent far too much time watching old spy movies. But let’s not get lost in the labyrinthine plot, shall we? “Firefox” features a protagonist whose name is likely to leave you scratching your head and wondering if you’ve stumbled into an alternate universe. As he embarks on his mission that intertwines the fate of the free world with the quirks of technology, readers can only hope he’s equipped with more than just a dodgy map and a vague sense of direction. Who knows? Maybe a penchant for solving crossword puzzles will prove useful in deciphering Craig Thomas’s elaborate prose. The book’s charm is further enhanced by its 1970s vintage covers and the distinct smell of aged paper—a scent that could easily be bottled and branded as “Nostalgia Noir.” And let’s not forget the delightful absence of an ISBN, which hints at its potential status as an underground classic or perhaps a book that simply slipped through the cracks and into the abyss of second-hand stores. In this edition, you’ll likely discover the remnants of previous readers’ journeys: annotations, half-hearted doodles, and the occasional existential musing in the margins—perfect fodder for a future psychologist’s thesis. Now, if you’re considering whether to invest your time in this dubious literary endeavor, you might want to weigh the pros and cons. Here’s a quick rundown: A chance to become intimately acquainted with the Cold War era’s more eccentric technological fantasies. The opportunity to practice your deductive reasoning—if you can figure out what half of the plot is even supposed to mean. The delightfully retro cover art that you won’t find in any modern bookstore. A rare glimpse into the psyche of an author who may have taken too many notes while watching “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” A substantial chance of sparking conversations at parties where people wish to sound intellectual. Condition: If you’re expecting a crisp, pristine volume, then prepare to be dazzled by its used condition. Pages may show signs of previous ownership with dog-eared corners, some yellowing, and smudges that hint at the passionate arguments about the book’s merits that once took place over cups of lukewarm tea. Yet, isn’t that what gives a book character? This edition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is a testament to its own adventures and the many hands it has passed through, accumulating stories that are as rich and complex as its narrative. So, if you find yourself yearning for a literary experience that challenges your patience, your understanding of technological advancements, and perhaps your choice in reading material, pick up “Firefox.” It’s a ride you won’t soon forget—or perhaps one you’ll wish you could. Either way, rest assured that you’ll be one step closer to becoming an aficionado of quirky, second-hand literature. And remember, no book is too quirky for Crappy Old Books! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2188/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/firefox-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2185 Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban by JK Rowling Ah, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” a delightful tome that dares to explore the glamorous world of wizards, where the most pressing issues are not the trials of adolescence, but whether one’s Patronus is a particularly fetching deer or a rather disgruntled otter. Published in the golden year of 1999, it marks the point at which children around the globe began to think that owls are just about the best delivery system since the invention of sliced bread—though we suspect they might have some competition there from the local pizza joint. In this riveting installment of Harry’s misadventures at Hogwarts, our hero is beset by the looming spectre of a prisoner who has escaped from the rather impenetrable fortress of Azkaban. One can only wonder if they had a particularly difficult lunch hour that day or simply decided to take a brisk stroll through the dark arts. With the plot thickening like an over-ambitious soufflé, Harry finds himself entangled in a web of secrets, time-turners, and the inexplicable ability to conjure up a sense of urgency that rivals your Wi-Fi connection on a Sunday afternoon. And let’s not forget our beloved trio: Harry, Hermione, and Ron, who navigate the fierce challenges of adolescence while simultaneously trying not to be devoured by Dementors (who, we can only speculate, were actually just having a bad day). This book is a veritable buffet of fantastical beasts, daring escapades, and the occasional existential crisis, all wrapped up in the charming British wit we’ve come to expect from Ms. Rowling. It’s as if she’s taken a scone, filled it with jam and cream, and sprinkled in enough magical mishaps to make it a bestseller. As you flip through the pages, you might notice that the character development is as juicy as a ripe tomato. We’ve got new faces who are as eccentric as a cat wearing a bowler hat, including Sirius Black, who, while being Harry’s godfather, also possesses the kind of mysterious allure typically reserved for late-night infomercial hosts. And then there’s Professor Lupin, who might just steal your heart—if only he can keep his furry little secret under wraps. It’s a wonderful mix of relatable struggles and utterly fantastical elements, as if your average school play had suddenly become a Broadway hit complete with pyrotechnics. Furthermore, one cannot ignore the book’s various philosophical undercurrents. It hints at the complexities of friendship, loyalty, and the occasional foray into the darker side of the human (or wizarding) experience. It raises questions that could keep a room full of philosophers debating until the cows come home. Perhaps that’s why it’s become a cultural touchstone, providing material for countless discussions over tea and biscuits, where one could argue whether Hagrid is the best character or merely a glorified babysitter for magical creatures. Condition: This particular volume has seen its fair share of adventures—much like Harry himself. The cover bears the marks of previous readers who perhaps were not as gentle as one ought to be with such a beloved story. There are dog-eared pages, the scent of coffee still lingering faintly (one can only guess how it got there), and a few scribbles in the margins that might give you insights into the deeper existential dilemmas faced by the reader. True book lovers will appreciate these battle scars as badges of honour, a testament to the book’s journey through time and hands. In summary, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” is a whimsically chaotic blend of magic, mystery, and the occasional awkward teenage moment, making it a must-read for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, a bit of tension, and the very real possibility of encountering a werewolf or two. So, why not take a chance on this second-hand treasure? You might just find yourself spellbound—albeit slightly confused by the odd coffee stain. After all, it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, where the charm and quirkiness of old tales await you like a warm cuppa on a chilly afternoon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2185/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harry-potter-and-the-prisoner-of-azkaban-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747546290 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2182 Architecture In England by TW West In a time when men wore hats and women wore, well, fewer hats but more of everything else, TW West embarked on a rather ambitious expedition into the brick-and-mortar wilderness of England’s architectural heritage. “Architecture In England,” published in the swinging year of 1966, is not just a book; it’s a period piece that dares to look at buildings as something more than mere constructs designed to keep the rain off your head. No, dear reader, this is a deep dive—perhaps even a belly flop—into the very soul of what makes English architecture tick (or, more likely, tick over). Picture yourself, if you will, perched on a rickety old armchair in a dimly lit study, sipping tea that has definitely gone cold. The type of ambiance that demands a good read about the gothic spires and crumbling castles of yore. Here, West takes us by the hand and leads us through time, like a tour guide who’s slightly lost his way but still insists on taking you to all the best spots—even if they’re not quite what you bargained for. Expect an odd collection of illustrations that may or may not resemble the architectural wonders they claim to depict, all accompanied by prose that is both enlightening and possibly laced with an unintentional dose of British sarcasm. The book is not merely a catalogue of what to see in England; it is a love letter to the peculiarities of British building styles. West delves into the various periods and their architectural oddities, from the bewildering Romans who introduced the arch (how dare they!) to the Tudors who thought, “Let’s add a few more gables, just for fun.” A journey through the ages will reveal the sorts of structures that England has been proud of—or at least mildly indifferent to—over the centuries. But don’t be fooled; this is no dry academic treatise. No, this is a book bursting with curious insights, ranging from the utterly mundane to the delightfully bizarre. Expect to learn about: How many times a medieval castle attempted to be both a fortress and a family home (spoiler: it rarely succeeded). The outrageous lengths to which they went to avoid a flat roof (because who wants to look up at a ceiling that isn’t pitched?) The inexplicable love affair with brick that swept through the Victorian age like a fashion trend gone awry. Why an unassuming cottage could very well be the key to understanding the British psyche (hint: it involves tea). And, of course, the endless debates on whether or not modern architecture has truly “arrived” or if it’s just wandering in circles like lost tourists. As you meander through West’s eloquent musings, you might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, or perhaps wondering how on earth we’ve managed to keep our buildings standing this long. The 1960s were an era of bold experimentation, both in architecture and in, well, just about everything else. West captures this zeitgeist perfectly, even if it does mean he sometimes gets lost in the weeds—or, in this case, the bricks. Condition: This volume comes to you used, which means it has weathered more than just time; it has survived coffee spills, the occasional cat nap, and numerous debates over whether or not it counts as a coffee table book. Expect some yellowing pages and perhaps a faint musty smell that adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the reading experience. The cover bears the scars of its past—like a well-loved armchair, it has character, or at least that’s what we tell ourselves. In conclusion, if you find yourself in need of an ill-timed respite from modern architecture—or if you simply feel like indulging in a good old-fashioned British literary jaunt—“Architecture In England” is here for you. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we believe the best books are the ones that come with a little bit of history (and perhaps a dash of irony). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2182/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/architecture-in-england-apr-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The English Universities Press Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2181 The Ship by CS Forester Ahoy there, literary adventurers! Prepare to set sail on a voyage of questionable character with “The Ship” by the illustrious CS Forester, a name that rings like a ship’s bell in the murky waters of maritime literature and perhaps the only literary captain who can navigate the stormy seas of your bookshelf. Published by Penguin in the mystical year of 1990—an era when shoulder pads were large, and plots were even larger—this tome promises to whisk you away to a world where the only thing more unstable than the ocean is the author’s sense of narrative direction. Imagine, if you will, a hefty vessel bobbing on waves that are not just a metaphor for life’s unpredictability, but a literal interpretation of how poorly one might fare during a bout of seasickness. What could be more enthralling than a tale that explores the depths of human resilience and the questionable choices of sailors who, let’s face it, should have probably stayed on dry land? The cover gives you just a hint of the nautical nonsense contained within—a dull palette that suggests boredom more than it does adventure. You might even wonder if it was designed during a particularly uninspired storm in a design studio. This book, dear reader, is not merely a collection of words bound by covers; it’s a time capsule of sorts, encapsulating all the fervent enthusiasm of the late 20th century for anything that floats. Filled with dialogue that may or may not have been borrowed from actual seafaring legends, “The Ship” is a literary vessel that promises to take you on a journey through the mind of a man who probably spent more time on boats than he should have. Forester has crafted a narrative that, while ostensibly about a ship, might actually be about the trials and tribulations of a writer wrestling with the very nature of storytelling—or perhaps just wrestling with a particularly stubborn typewriter. Upon opening these worn pages, you may find yourself questioning your own life choices. Have you ever considered taking up sailing as a hobby? After reading this, you might suddenly re-evaluate your affinity for dry land and reconsider that sailing course you signed up for out of sheer boredom. The realization that the ocean is not just a vast expanse of water, but also a metaphorical abyss for your sanity, might strike you like a wayward wave. Here, the ship becomes a microcosm of human folly, where each character is less a hero and more a quirky sidekick in a tragicomedy that nobody asked for. What can you expect to find in the belly of this literary leviathan? A cornucopia of themes often glossed over by more respectable authors, no doubt. Here’s what you might encounter: A ship that may or may not be cursed, depending on how the plot unfolds. Characters that are either heroic or utterly forgettable, often within the same chapter. The relentless crashing of waves, both literal and metaphorical, as the characters struggle to maintain their sanity. Occasionally profound musings that are quickly overshadowed by bouts of abject silliness. A sense of adventure that might leave you feeling as lost as the ship itself. Condition: Used is perhaps an understatement, as this edition has seen better days. The pages are yellowed, likely from years of being passed around by overzealous admirers who were hoping for a heart-pounding maritime thriller but instead found a rather meandering discourse on the existential dread of being at sea. If you’re the type who prefers your books with a hint of nostalgia and a whiff of the salt air, you’ll feel right at home with this one. Just try not to read it while on an actual boat; the irony might be too much to bear. So, if you fancy a romp through the world of nautical fiction that’s less “Master and Commander” and more “lost at sea,” then “The Ship” is calling your name. Grab it before it floats away—after all, it’s being offered by Crappy Old Books, where even the dust bunnies have stories to tell. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2181/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-ship-apr-2024.jpg 0.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140006988 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2180 Hornblower And The Hotspur by CS Forester In "Hornblower And The Hotspur" by C.S. Forester, immerse yourself in the thrilling world of naval warfare and adventure. Set during the Napoleonic Wars, follow the journey of Captain Horatio Hornblower as he commands the HMS Hotspur against formidable foes on the high seas. With meticulous attention to historical detail and vivid storytelling, Forester brings to life the challenges and triumphs of Hornblower’s daring exploits. Join him as he navigates treacherous waters, faces enemy ships, and confronts his own doubts and fears. Full of action, intrigue, and the complexities of leadership, "Hornblower And The Hotspur" is a gripping tale of courage and honor that will keep readers on the edge of their seats until the very last page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2180/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hornblower-and-the-hotspur-apr-2024.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140029017 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2178 My Family And Other Animals by Gerald Durrell Escape to the sun-drenched shores of Corfu with Gerald Durrell’s timeless classic, "My Family and Other Animals." In this uproarious memoir, young Gerry recounts his eccentric family’s adventures as they trade the gloomy confines of England for the vibrant Greek island. From encounters with colorful locals to hilarious mishaps involving an array of exotic creatures, including scorpions and tortoises, Durrell paints a vivid and uproarious portrait of his unconventional upbringing. Filled with warmth, humor, and a deep love for the natural world, "My Family and Other Animals" is a delightful ode to the joys of childhood and the wonders of the Mediterranean landscape. Join the Durrells on their unforgettable journey, where every day brings new surprises and laughter is never in short supply. Slight repair to spine with cellotape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2178/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-family-and-other-animals-apr-2024.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2177 Expensive Habits by Peter Mayle Adventurous souls and connoisseurs of the peculiar, gather ’round! "Expensive Habits" by Peter Mayle—a title that hints at both lavish indulgences and the inevitable hangover of life choices—invites you to experience the delightful absurdity of living extravagantly, all while reflecting on the cringe-worthy consequences of your credit card adventures. Think of it as a luxurious train ride through the English countryside, only to realize you accidentally boarded the wrong one and ended up in a peculiar village where spending is an art form, and frugality is a dirty word. Published in 1992, when polyester was still considered stylish and the Internet was but a twinkle in a tech enthusiast’s eye, this literary cocktail is a blend of sharp wit and keen observation. Mayle, known for his culinary capers and whimsical takes on life in France, offers us a glimpse into a world where the only thing more inflated than the price tags are the egos of the characters involved. It’s a nifty little exploration of how one man’s passion for the finer things can lead to a series of hilariously extravagant misadventures that might just have you reconsidering that impulse purchase of a £500 artisan cheese wheel. Our protagonist—who may or may not be a stand-in for Mayle himself—finds himself swamped by his own expensive choices, reminding us that the road to financial ruin is paved with the best of intentions. Like a vintage car on a winding road, the journey is bumpy, and the scenery is stunningly ridiculous. Expect a cast of characters that could easily populate a posh dinner party gone awry: social climbers, eccentric artists, and that one friend who insists on comparing their last holiday in the Maldives to your weekend in the Cotswolds. Will our hero escape the clutches of his own extravagant lifestyle, or is he destined to be forever trapped in a cycle of extravagant spending? Only time will tell, and it might just cost you a fortune to find out! Mayle’s prose dances off the page with a cheeky charm, sprinkling delightful wordplay and situations that would make even the sternest financial advisor cringe. It’s a satire that is as much about the absurdity of wealth as it is about the relentless pursuit of pleasure—an irony that tickles the funny bone while simultaneously tugging at the purse strings. Who knew that reading about overpriced wines and gourmet dinners could serve as a cautionary tale about the dangers of excess? But don’t let this whimsical exploration of extravagance fool you; it’s not all about sipping champagne in the lap of luxury. Mayle masterfully captures the bizarre reality of those who live beyond their means, creating a narrative that feels painfully relatable. If you’ve ever found yourself in a situation where your taste far exceeds your budget, you’ll feel right at home in these pages, perhaps even laughing in recognition of your own misadventures. Condition: Used, but worry not! This book has lived a life of its own, wearing its creases and dog-eared pages like badges of honour. Although it may have a few coffee stains reminiscent of a hasty breakfast before a shopping spree, these blemishes only add to its charm. Rest assured, it’s still entirely readable and eager to impart its invaluable lessons on life’s costly choices. So, grab a cup of tea, settle into your comfiest chair, and prepare for a ride down the twisty lanes of opulence and folly. "Expensive Habits" awaits, ready to reveal how the pursuit of luxury can lead to hilariously unexpected consequences, leaving you both amused and perhaps slightly more frugal. Because at Crappy Old Books, we believe that even second-hand tales of extravagant lifestyles can teach us a thing or two about the value of moderation—especially when they come with a side of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2177/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/expensive-habits-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330324694 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2176 A Heart So White by Javier Marias Ah, "A Heart So White" by Javier Marias—yes, the title suggests a romantic interlude set against the backdrop of a snow-dusted landscape, perhaps involving doves and a heart-shaped locket. But if you’re expecting a cozy, warm-fuzzy read, you might want to brace yourself for more than just a chilly crosswind. Published in 1997 by Panther—who seemed to have a penchant for taking readers on literary misadventures—this tome is more akin to wandering through a crypt adorned with existential musings than a sunlit meadow of tender affection. Now, let’s get to the meat of it. Or the tofu, if you’re that way inclined. Marias has a knack for prose that flows like a fine vintage wine, albeit one that has been left open on the kitchen counter for two weeks. You’ll find yourself entangled in a web of intricate sentences, where the characters often ponder their very existence while clutching cups of cold coffee in dimly-lit cafes. The novel prances through themes that might make your head spin—secrets, betrayal, and the moral complexities of human relationships, all wrapped up in a narrative that’s as straightforward as a contortionist attempting yoga for the first time. Behind the seemingly simple title lies a labyrinth of questions that might leave you scratching your head more than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. The protagonist is an introspective chap, one who contemplates the weight of his family history while grappling with love, loss, and the occasional existential crisis. In the world of Marias, hearts may be white, but they are certainly not pure. No, they come stained with the ink of regret and the rather unsettling knowledge that life is a series of unfortunate misunderstandings. Hold onto your tea, folks; it’s bound to spill. If you enjoy novels that challenge you to think deep thoughts while also making you wonder if you’ve accidentally wandered into the wrong section of the bookstore, then this could be the literary escapade you’ve been searching for. It’s the kind of book that might just feel like a philosophical workout, where you’ll need to don your thinking cap and perhaps a pair of suspenders to keep your brain from slipping off your shoulders. And let’s not forget the quirks of the author. Marias, with his Catalan flair, has a unique ability to weave in and out of narratives, much like a cat burglar in a laser-lit museum. His style dances between lyrical and ponderous, leaving readers to either marvel at his brilliance or contemplate throwing the book across the room in exasperation. Either way, you’re guaranteed an experience that’s anything but dull. Condition: This particular copy of "A Heart So White" is used—much like your favorite pair of slippers, it has seen better days but still possesses an undeniable charm. Expect the pages to carry the fragrance of a well-loved book, with a few dog-eared corners and perhaps a smattering of coffee stains. But fear not, for these blemishes only add to its character, much like the author himself. Each smudge tells a story of late-night pondering or mid-afternoon escapes into the literary wilderness. To summarise, if you’re looking for a lighthearted romp, you may want to steer clear. However, if you have a penchant for intricate narratives that lead you down unexpected paths, this book could be your ticket. So grab a cuppa, settle into your armchair, and prepare for a journey through the tangled heart of human experience. And remember, every purchase supports Crappy Old Books—where the charm of second-hand literature lives on, one quirky title at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2176/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-heart-so-white-apr-2024.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9781860463396 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2175 On Dangerous Ground by Jack Higgins In a world where danger lurks around every corner—much like that peculiar fellow with the patchy beard who insists on telling you about his collection of spoons—Jack Higgins’ "On Dangerous Ground" is a thrilling jaunt through espionage, intrigue, and the occasional existential dread. Published in the shimmering age of 1994, a time when people still thought the Spice Girls were a passing fad, this Signet publication jettisons readers into a realm where nobility wears leather jackets, and the line between hero and villain is as blurred as the images on a 90s camcorder. The cover—with its strikingly generic artwork—invites you to ponder whether it’s a gripping spy novel or an advert for a particularly bland holiday resort. One can almost hear the distant sound of a saxophone playing in the background, suggesting that perhaps the protagonists are not just on dangerous ground but also in the midst of a highly questionable jazz ensemble. Oh, the suspense! Will they solve the mystery before the last gig, or will they be forced to endure a two-hour set of smooth jazz? Set against a backdrop of international turmoil (because what would a thriller be without it?), Higgins crafts a narrative that teeters precariously on the edge of cliché yet somehow manages to keep you turning the pages like a squirrel on an espresso binge. Is it the adrenaline-fueled plot that keeps you hooked? Or the delightfully absurd character names that make you question the author’s sanity? Perhaps it’s both! As you delve into this thrilling odyssey, you may find yourself pondering life’s more pressing questions, such as: Why do all spies insist on wearing sunglasses indoors? Is there a secret society of people who compile lists of the worst coffee shops in London? And most importantly, how many plot twists can one story contain before the reader simply throws the book out the window in exasperation? The answers, dear reader, may lie somewhere on the pages of this volume, just waiting to be discovered—or discarded. In addition to the riveting narrative, you’ll encounter a cast of characters so exaggerated they could easily fill a circus ring. From the brooding anti-hero with a mysterious past to the charming rogue whose motives are as clear as mud, each page is stuffed with delightful eccentricity. The dialogue crackles like cheap fireworks, mostly due to the author’s valiant attempts to imbue each character with unparalleled wit, which, let’s face it, often falls flat like an undercooked soufflé. Still, it’s this very absurdity that keeps the reader guessing. Condition: This particular copy of "On Dangerous Ground" is in used condition, which is perhaps fitting given the chaotic blend of espionage and intrigue that characterizes the narrative. Expect a few dog-eared pages and the faint scent of what may or may not be stale coffee. One can never be certain, can one? The cover is adorned with the battle scars of past readers—some might call them charming, while others might argue they are merely a testament to the fragility of human existence. Either way, this book has survived the test of time, much like your great aunt’s fruitcake, and is ready to accompany you on your own improbable adventure. So, if you’re searching for a book that combines the thrill of espionage with the gentle hand of irony, look no further than "On Dangerous Ground." It might not be the answer to life’s most profound questions, but it will certainly provide ample entertainment as you navigate the dangerous waters of second-hand literature. And remember, you can find this literary curiosity and more at Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in stories that are as quirky as they are questionable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2175/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-dangerous-ground-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451181756 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2173 The Doomed Oasis by Hammond Innes In the splendidly sun-soaked year of 1964, amidst the floral wallpaper and swinging sixties vibes, Hammond Innes delivered us “The Doomed Oasis,” a title that sounds suspiciously like a trendy cocktail you’d order at a lounge where the staff are all wearing berets and thick-rimmed glasses. This is a story that promises adventure, intrigue, and perhaps a touch of existential dread—but let’s not get too carried away. Rest assured, reading this book is unlikely to result in a sudden thirst for adventure. Instead, you may find yourself contemplating the futility of existence whilst sipping tea and nibbling on a biscuit. Our protagonist—who might be more relatable than you’d like to admit—is likely a chap who thinks he’s landed a glamorous assignment. Perhaps he’s been sent to evaluate a rather peculiar oasis in a desert that may or may not be a mirage. One would think this might involve sunbathing and sipping cocktails, but alas! “Doomed” is right there in the title, and you can bet your last pound that this oasis comes with more baggage than a holidaymaker at Heathrow on a bank holiday weekend. The world of Innes is peppered with men who find themselves knee-deep in mischief, but don’t expect them to be dashing heroes; they’re more the type who would trip over their own shoelaces while attempting to save the day. As you tread through the pages, you may also find yourself ensnared in a web of peculiar characters. Perhaps there’s a grizzled old man who’s seen too many doomed oases to count, or a plucky young woman armed with nothing but her wits and a slightly faded postcard of the supposed paradise. Each character is a delightful puzzle piece in this grand game of literary irony, inviting you to ponder the absurdity of their predicaments—or at least chuckle knowingly from the comfort of your armchair. Let’s talk about the era: the 1960s, where anything seemed possible, yet everything often ended in catastrophe. Innes seems to have captured this dichotomy beautifully, crafting a narrative that is both thrilling and utterly ridiculous. You might find yourself wondering if he intended to paint a serious portrait of human folly or if he was simply having a jolly good laugh while perched behind a typewriter. Either way, it’s a wonder of a read, teetering precariously between satire and adventure, leaving you with that nagging feeling that you might just be missing the punchline. And what about the setting? Ah yes, the oasis itself—a sanctuary perhaps, but certainly a doomed one. This isn’t a tranquil retreat where you can unwind with a good book; it’s more likely to be a dust bowl of despair, a place where dreams go to die amid mirages and scorching sun. Not exactly the kind of vacation destination one would write home about, unless you fancy letters filled with grim tales of survival and questionable choices. Condition: This particular copy of “The Doomed Oasis” is proudly listed in used condition, bearing the marks of a life well-loved (or perhaps well-abused). Expect dog-eared pages, a cover that has seen better days, and possibly a quirky inscription from a previous reader who fancied themselves a connoisseur of irony. The spine may crack with laughter—though we cannot guarantee that—so handle it with care as you embark on this literary journey through a landscape where hope is as scarce as a clean pair of socks in a student’s flat. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to whisk you away to a place of bizarre adventures filled with irony and the occasional chuckle, “The Doomed Oasis” might just be your ticket. Or perhaps it’s simply an invitation to contemplate the absurdity of life while you’re comfortably ensconced in your own not-doomed corner of the universe. Either way, be sure to pick it up from Crappy Old Books—where the old is cherished, the quirky is welcomed, and where you might just stumble upon your next literary misadventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2173/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-doomed-oasis-apr-2024.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2172 Flying Colours by CS Forester Flying Colours by C.S. Forester is a thrilling maritime adventure that takes readers on a captivating journey through the high seas during the tumultuous era of the Napoleonic Wars. In this gripping novel, Captain Horatio Hornblower, a master of naval strategy and courage, faces relentless challenges as he navigates the treacherous waters of war. With his indomitable spirit and unwavering determination, Hornblower leads his crew through battles, betrayals, and daring escapades, all while striving to uphold honor and duty in the face of adversity. Flying Colours is a tale of heroism, intrigue, and the relentless pursuit of victory on the unforgiving ocean, making it a classic in the world of historical fiction. Has extended cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2172/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flying-colours-apr-2024.jpg 11.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mermaid Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2171 The Snare Of The Hunter by Helen MacInnes In a world teetering on the edge of literary chaos, where spies are more common than tea and biscuits at a Sunday afternoon gathering, we present to you *The Snare Of The Hunter* by the ever-enigmatic Helen MacInnes. Published in 1994, this masterpiece from Diamond Books is a veritable feast for those who revel in the shadows of espionage and the thrill of covert operations—assuming you can find a quiet corner away from the cacophony of the modern age to indulge in its pages. Picture it: a time when the Internet was still a fledgling creature, awkwardly stretching its limbs while we, the unsuspecting public, were blissfully unaware of the digital apocalypse on the horizon. In this glorious pre-digital era, MacInnes takes us by the hand and leads us into a labyrinthine world of double agents, smoky backrooms, and suspense so thick you could slice it with a butter knife. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to don a trench coat and engage in espionage while trying to figure out which side your scone is buttered on, then look no further. But wait! What’s this? A hunter? A snare? Surely, not the conventional kind with traps and angry beasts? Fear not! This isn’t a nature documentary gone horribly wrong. Instead, we find ourselves amid the thrill of international intrigue, where every page flip could reveal a new plot twist or a tea-stained letter from a secret informant—delightfully old-fashioned, if you ask us. The book is a splendid cocktail of meticulous plotting, where every chapter is a new course, served with a side of wry humour and a splash of irony. But let’s not kid ourselves; this is no light reading. It’s like trying to assemble a flat-pack furniture set without the instructions—frustrating yet oddly satisfying when everything finally comes together. You’ll find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while simultaneously questioning your life choices, like deciding to read a novel about spies while you, my dear reader, are stuck in your own mundane reality. Now, let’s take a moment to explore the characters that populate this literary landscape. You’ll meet a cast of rogues and reliable comrades who are as layered as a fine mille-feuille. Each character is more complex than the average British weather forecast, and just as unpredictable. You never know who’s going to betray whom, or if you’ll find yourself rooting for the villain simply because they make a lovely cup of Earl Grey. It’s a delightful mess of allegiances that will keep you guessing until the very last page. But before you rush to snatch this treasure from our shelves, let’s talk about what you’re really buying here. Expect the pages to carry the sweet scent of nostalgia, perhaps with a hint of mustiness—like a cologne worn by a retired spy who’s seen too many things. This book has been loved (and possibly dropped in a puddle), making it the perfect companion for your next rainy day. After all, nothing says, “I’m ready for a riveting read” like a novel that has bravely survived the test of time, and a few unfortunate coffee spills. Condition: This particular copy of *The Snare Of The Hunter* comes to you in used condition, which we like to think adds character. Pages may be slightly dog-eared, with a delightful patina of age and a few curious annotations from previous readers who have clearly taken their espionage quite seriously. The cover shows signs of wear, which we interpret as battle scars earned in the line of service. Rest assured, this book is ready for new adventures in your hands—though we can’t guarantee that it won’t come with unsolicited commentary from past owners. So if you’re in the mood for a book that challenges the very fabric of what we understand about espionage and the human condition, then look no further than *The Snare Of The Hunter*. It’s an ironic, quirky piece that will have you questioning every shadow you pass on the street. Available through Crappy Old Books, where second-hand doesn’t mean second-rate—it means you’re one step closer to uncovering the mysteries of the literary world without breaking the bank. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2171/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-snare-of-the-hunter-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Diamond Books 9780261664401 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2169 Sullivan by Walter Macken Ah, "Sullivan," a title that rolls off the tongue like an old Irish folk tune, only to be swiftly followed by a sense of bewilderment as you wonder who Sullivan actually is and why he demands an entire book. Published in the not-so-distant past of 1977 by Pan, this tome appears to be a relic from a time when disco was king and everyone believed in the transformative power of polyester. One can only speculate whether the author, Walter Macken, had a particular obsession with the name Sullivan or if it was just a placeholder that somehow made it to print. As you leaf through the pages, you might find yourself pondering the existential questions that have plagued humanity for centuries: Is Sullivan a man of mystery? A lost soul wandering through the absurdities of life? Or perhaps a dog with grand aspirations? In true Macken style, it’s likely an amalgamation of all three, wrapped in a narrative that will have you questioning not only the fate of Sullivan but also your own life choices. Was it wise to buy this book, or should you have opted for that snazzy avocado-green salad bowl instead? Now, let’s talk aesthetics. The cover, a vibrant explosion of 1970s design, features an illustration that could only be described as avant-garde, if “avant-garde” means “I can’t quite tell what I’m looking at.” It’s a visual feast of colours that could either induce nostalgia or a mild headache, depending on your tolerance for psychedelic patterns. One can’t help but wonder if there was a fierce debate at the Pan headquarters about which shade of orange best embodied the essence of Sullivan. But wait! What of the prose within? Legend has it that Macken’s writing flows like a pint of Guinness – smooth, dark, and with an occasional frothy dilemma. Readers may find themselves swept up in a whirlpool of philosophical musings and quirky character sketches that leave them questioning not just the life of Sullivan, but also the nature of existence itself. Or, if they’re anything like me, they’ll simply wonder where they put their reading glasses. As you delve deeper, you might discover that Sullivan is not merely a character but a state of mind – a beacon of ineffable charm in a world of chaos. The book purportedly explores themes of identity, belonging, and the unending quest for purpose, all of which sound terribly profound until you realise you’re holding a used copy that smells faintly of stale tea and the existential dread of previous readers. Condition: The book is in that delightful state of "used," which means it has survived countless coffee spills, existential crises, and perhaps even a cat nap or two. The pages are slightly yellowed, like the wise old sage of your local library, offering wisdom with a side of nostalgia. The spine creaks ominously, reminding you that while Sullivan may not be able to mend the rifts in your psyche, it can certainly evoke a spark of curiosity. If you’re lucky, you might even find a handwritten note from a previous reader, adding an extra layer of intrigue—or confusion—to your reading experience. In case you’re still unsure if you’re ready to embark on this literary adventure, consider the following: A chance to get to know the enigmatic Sullivan, whoever he may be. A window into the 1970s that doesn’t involve platform shoes or bell-bottoms. Possibly the only book you’ll ever read that makes you feel better about your own life choices. An opportunity to impress dinner guests with obscure literary references. “Ah yes, Sullivan! What a tragic hero!” A book that may or may not cure your existential dread, depending on your reading speed. So, are you up for the challenge? If you’ve got room in your bookshelf—or your heart—for a little chaos, a sprinkle of irony, and plenty of questions about the mysterious Sullivan, then this book is calling your name. Don’t miss the chance to experience the quirks of Walter Macken, all thanks to Crappy Old Books, where the only thing higher than the literary quality is your sense of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2169/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sullivan-apr-2024.jpg 2.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330243001 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2168 Captain Hornblower RN by CS Forester Contains 3 books: Hornblower and the Atropos The Happy Return A Ship of the Line In "Captain Hornblower RN" by C.S. Forester, readers are thrust into the thrilling world of the Royal Navy during the Napoleonic Wars. Follow the adventures of Horatio Hornblower, a daring and resourceful young officer, as he navigates the treacherous waters of both the sea and military hierarchy. From epic battles to clandestine missions, Hornblower’s courage and cunning are put to the test time and again. With vivid storytelling and meticulous attention to historical detail, Forester transports readers aboard warships and into the heart of 19th-century naval warfare. "Captain Hornblower RN" is a captivating tale of duty, honor, and the indomitable spirit of a true naval hero. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2168/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/captain-hornblower-apr-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140081770 GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2166 The Teacher by EB Castle Ah, “The Teacher” by EB Castle, a book that dares to ask the question: what happens when academic rigor meets the tumultuous world of pedagogy in the year 1970? Published by the prestigious Oxford University Press, this tome is as much a treatise on the nuances of education as it is a portal into a bygone era where bell-bottoms ruled and the only thing more convoluted than the syllabus was the hair on your average educator’s head. In this enlightening work, Castle seems to channel the spirits of long-forgotten lecturers, armed with a chalkboard full of theories and a coffee cup perpetually brimming with lukewarm caffeine. One can only assume that this book was meant to be a lifeline for beleaguered teachers battling a sea of disinterested students and the impending doom of standardised testing. It’s as if Castle took the notion of ‘teaching’ and turned it inside out—like a sock that’s been through the wash too many times, the pages are filled with insights that are almost too deep to comprehend. The cover, which is showing signs of the heavy pedagogical lifting it has endured, features a rather stern-looking individual who could easily be mistaken for a Victorian-era headmaster or a slightly more hip version of your uncle who insists on explaining quantum physics at family gatherings. There’s an air of authority about it that might make you question your own educational choices and, perhaps, your life choices in general. Inside, one could expect a delightful mishmash of educational philosophy, practical tips, and perhaps a few rants about the decline of students’ attention spans—way before TikTok made its grand entrance. EB Castle’s prose is laden with the weight of knowledge, delivered in a tone that dances somewhere between an enthusiastic lecturer and a disillusioned, caffeine-fuelled night owl. The irony lies in the fact that you might not retain much of it after you close the book, but isn’t that just the way with education? Potential readers, brace yourselves for an odyssey through the minds of educators who likely considered themselves the unsung heroes of society. Castle has crafted an experience that might make you feel like you’re back in a lecture hall, fighting the urge to nap as you ponder the philosophical implications of teaching arithmetic to uninterested youths. One can almost hear the echoes of “Where’s this going?” as you flip through the chapters. What can you expect from “The Teacher”? Well, here’s a brief list of possible outcomes: A newfound appreciation for your high school teachers, especially if they were not like the one featured on the cover. A sense of nostalgia for the days when ‘in-depth discussions’ didn’t involve scrolling through social media. A realization that maybe your career in education was not in the cards, and that’s perfectly alright. An urge to rediscover your own textbooks, if only to give them a good talking-to. A collection of philosophical questions that will haunt you well into the night. Condition: Used. This book has been lovingly thumbed through and scribbled in, possibly by previous readers who were struggling to grasp its contents or simply wanted to leave their mark on the literary landscape. Dog-eared corners and a faint smell of old coffee suggest that the author’s wisdom has seeped into every page, creating an almost mystical reading experience. The spine is cracked but holding together like a determined teacher on their last nerve, and the occasional note in the margins reads like a secret conversation with a fellow educator. In conclusion, “The Teacher” stands as a testament to the struggles and triumphs of those who dare to impart knowledge. Whether you’re a teacher, a former student, or the bewildered parent of a teenager, this book will undoubtedly provide a perplexing yet entertaining read. So why not grab a copy from Crappy Old Books? After all, you might just find a little piece of educational nostalgia waiting for you, nestled among the literary relics of yesteryear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2166/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-teacher-apr-2024.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780199190034 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2165 The Bogman by Walter Macken Welcome to the whimsical world of *The Bogman*, where the author, Walter Macken, might just have discovered the perfect setting for a story: a bog. Yes, you heard that right! Forget vibrant cities or picturesque countrysides; Macken dares to plunge into the murky depths of a remote Irish landscape that most people would steer clear of—except for the brave souls who have a penchant for soggy shoes and a fondness for the smell of wet earth. This 1976 Pan publication is a true vintage treasure, speaking to a time when literary risks meant focusing on the unsung heroes who stalk the marshes rather than the glamorous lives of the jet-setting elite. It’s almost as if Macken pulled back the curtains on a world where the protagonists murmur sweet nothings to the reeds instead of each other, and where the only thing getting swept off its feet is a wayward willow tree. The title itself, *The Bogman*, conjures up images of a mysterious figure lurking in the shadows, perhaps plotting to overthrow the local council or to reclaim his rightful place in the annals of history—whatever that might entail in bog terms. As such, you may find yourself questioning whether the bog is merely a backdrop or a character of its own, perhaps a damp, brooding love interest that only a true aficionado of muddy romance could appreciate. Readers are invited to embark on a hilarious journey fraught with existential questions like: "What does it mean to be a bogman?" or "Can one truly find love among the cattails?" Whether you’re a seasoned reader of bog-themed literature or just someone who has a strange affinity for the soil beneath your feet, this book promises to pull at your heartstrings while also possibly causing you to develop a mild case of bog-related anxiety. Now, let’s talk about the added charm of this particular volume. It’s used, naturally, which means you may uncover some delightful quirks that only a book with a history can possess. Perhaps you’ll find the remnants of a long-forgotten bookmark, or a slightly water-stained page that whispers tales of other readers who perhaps took this tome with them on their own soggy jaunts. Each crease and fold tells a story, and what better way to appreciate the art of second-hand literature than to ponder the lives that have intersected through this paperback? In the spirit of true exploration, this book offers a variety of enticing features that you may not have known you were missing in your life: Endless existential musings on life in a boggy landscape. Charming anecdotes that may make you appreciate your own dry living room. A wonderfully warped sense of humour that shines through tales of mud and mire. Quotes that can be used in your next deep conversation about the meaning of existence (preferably while standing in a bog). Pages that evoke nostalgia for a time when things were simpler, and by simpler, we mean a bit more soggy. Condition: This book is used, which means it carries the weight of experience—perhaps a smudge here and a wrinkle there, but isn’t that what life is all about? It may not be in pristine condition, but who wants to read a book that’s never lived a little? Like the bog itself, it has depth, character, and maybe just a hint of a musty aroma that could transport you straight to the marshes of Ireland. Embrace the charm of the well-loved! So, if you’re looking to add a dash of the bizarre to your bookshelf, or if you’ve ever dreamt of embarking on an adventure where the main character is, quite literally, a person of the bog, then look no further. *The Bogman* awaits your perusal, ready to be cherished anew, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirky, the odd, and the slightly damp. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2165/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bogman-apr-2024.jpg 4.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330029315 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2164 The 158-Pound Marriage by John Irving In a world where love is measured in arbitrary units—say, pounds—John Irving’s 1978 opus, "The 158-Pound Marriage," invites you to ponder the weighty matters of human relationships. But fear not, dear reader; this is no ordinary love story. It’s a veritable wrestling match with existential angst, sprinkled with the absurdity of life, and perhaps a few too many pounds of introspection. As the title suggests, the 158-pound marriage isn’t just a whimsical nod to a weight class; it is a full-bodied exploration of commitment that seems to involve more back-and-forth wrestling than your average couple’s therapy session. In this book, Irving engages in a daring literary tango, choreographing a narrative that flips between the mundane and the surreal, all while leaving you questioning if you’ve mistakenly stumbled into a metaphysical gym. Enter a cast of characters so delightfully flawed that you may find yourself questioning the very notion of companionship—after all, who needs stability when you can revel in the chaos of each other’s hang-ups? You’ll meet pairs who seem more like pairs of mismatched socks than soulmates, and as their relationships unfold, you’ll be left wondering if the real weight to bear is emotional or merely gastronomic. But what does 158 pounds even signify? Is it the collective weight of marital woes, the number of calories consumed during a particularly contentious dinner, or perhaps the bulk of self-help books that were read in vain? As Irving stitches together the absurdities of existence, one thing becomes abundantly clear: love is a curious beast, and it often weighs more than we are willing to admit. An exploration of the juxtaposition between love and loathing. A literary heavyweight match between commitment and chaos. Characters with more baggage than a poorly packed suitcase. A philosophical inquiry wrapped in the packaging of a romantic saga. Allusions to wrestling that would make even the most seasoned grappler blush. Condition: This used copy of "The 158-Pound Marriage" bears all the hallmarks of a book that has seen both the light of day and the depths of a neglected bookshelf. Expect a few dog-eared pages, the unmistakable aroma of nostalgia, and possibly a few poignant annotations from a previous reader who may or may not have been engaged in a personal wrestling match of their own. Its slightly frayed cover suggests it has been through a wrestling match or two, but those scars only add to its character. Irving’s prose is a mixed bag of delightful verbosity and oddly specific observations about life, love, and the peculiarities that come with sharing a life with someone else. It’s an exploration that is as much about the absurdity of the human condition as it is about the relationships we forge—or sometimes fracture—along the way. You may even find yourself chuckling inappropriately at the characters’ predicaments or nodding in understanding at their existential crises. So, if you fancy a read that combines heavy themes with a lighthearted tone, "The 158-Pound Marriage" is your ticket to a literary weightlifting session that promises to leave you both amused and somewhat contemplative. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the second-hand offerings are as quirky as the titles themselves, this book may just be the perfect addition to your collection of literary oddities. Pick it up today, if only to add a splash of irony to your bookshelf—or perhaps to your very own 158-pound marriage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2164/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-158-pound-marriage-apr-2024.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9780671468118 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2163 The Great Escape by Jonathan F Vance In the thrilling pages of Jonathan F Vance’s 2019 offering, *The Great Escape*, readers are invited to experience the unadulterated chaos of a narrative that promises, at least in theory, to be a gateway to liberation. Or perhaps just an elaborate exercise in disappointment? Greenhill Books, known for their penchant for publishing works that provoke as much confusion as admiration, delivers yet another eccentric concoction that may or may not have anything to do with actual escapes. Readers will find themselves questioning the very nature of freedom, or at the very least, their sanity as they navigate the convoluted prose within. Is it a tale of prisoners plotting their daring getaway? A metaphorical exploration of breaking free from societal norms? Or simply an extended commentary on the inefficacy of modern life? One can only wonder, as Vance seems intent on keeping us guessing while simultaneously losing the plot—much like a magician who can’t quite remember how to perform the trick. This book might just be the literary equivalent of a riddle wrapped in a mystery, laced with a healthy dose of existential dread and an occasional footnote about knitting patterns. Readers are warned: if you came here expecting a straightforward adventure, you might find yourself wading through an existential swamp instead, where the only thing escaping is your will to finish the book. Perhaps Vance is operating on a level so high that mere mortals cannot comprehend the brilliance of his design. Or perhaps he just misplaced the manual on how to write a coherent narrative. Word on the street is that the book is so unpredictable, it has earned a reputation for inducing spontaneous philosophical debates in book clubs—inevitably leading to members questioning why they bothered to read at all. Throughout *The Great Escape*, you may encounter a series of characters who are as enigmatic as the plot itself, each representing various facets of the human condition, or perhaps just a poorly drawn caricature of someone Vance met in a coffee shop. Expect to find: A protagonist with an inexplicable obsession with shoelaces. A side character who claims to know the secrets of the universe but can only communicate via interpretive dance. A series of events that occur in reverse chronological order for no discernible reason. A cat that appears to be the only sane character, and yet is inexplicably mute. Dialogue that is at once profound and utterly nonsensical, like a conversation overheard in a pub after last call. Condition: Used, with the kind of wear and tear that suggests it has been passed around more than a bottle of cheap wine at a gathering of overly pretentious literati. If the dog-eared pages and mysterious coffee stains could talk, they’d likely regale you with tales of prior owners who tried—oh, how they tried—to glean meaning from its pages. You might also find an array of marginalia that offers insights ranging from the deeply profound to the utterly baffling, as if previous readers engaged in an intense game of literary bingo. For those adventurous souls seeking an unconventional read, *The Great Escape* might just serve as a peculiar vessel for exploring the absurdity of life or, more likely, a gateway to endless frustration. One thing is for certain: you won’t be bored. So, if you’re ready to embrace the bewildering and the bizarre, look no further than this eclectic offering from Crappy Old Books. But be warned: your journey may not lead to enlightenment, but rather to a newfound appreciation for clear plotting and concise writing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2163/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-great-escape-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Greenhill Books 9781784384388 GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2162 The Outside Man by Richard North Patterson In a world where "The Outside Man" is not just a title but an existential crisis, Richard North Patterson takes us on a thrilling journey through the murky waters of identity, allegiance, and the lengths one might go to avoid social obligations. Published in 1981, when shoulder pads were a symbol of power and mullets were a hairstyle of choice, this book is an intriguing relic from a bygone era, reminiscent of the days when ‘vintage’ meant something far less chic than it does today. Picture, if you will, a man wedged uncomfortably between the chaos of the outside world and the stifling confines of a life he never quite wanted. The Outside Man is not merely an observer; he is a complex web of contradictions, much like a pair of brightly colored socks worn with sandals. In a time when the most pressing question was whether to accept a disco invitation or stay home bingeing on bad television, Patterson reminds us that the most significant battles often take place within the confines of our own minds. This novel is a masterclass in subtle irony, as it invites readers to ponder the notion of freedom in an increasingly constraining society. The Outside Man grapples with the implications of being ’outside’—one could argue he’s the original hipster, but alas, without the artisanal coffee and the carefully curated Instagram feed. He navigates friendships that seem more like contractual obligations and romantic entanglements that resemble tax audits. Truly, it’s a dance of societal waltzes with a partner who has two left feet. Amid the desolate landscapes and awkward encounters, readers are treated to an exploration of themes that would make even the most seasoned philosopher raise an eyebrow. Patterson has cleverly crafted a narrative that flirts with the absurdity of our daily routines, all while reminding us that sometimes the walls we build around ourselves are the ones we’re most comfortable breaking down. Through a series of events that seem entirely too convenient yet oddly relatable, the Outside Man’s journey beckons reflection on our own personal barricades and the folly of conformity. But fear not, dear reader! This isn’t a grim tale spun in shades of grey. It has moments that sparkle like a well-polished window at an estate sale. Each chapter brings a delightful dose of dry wit, as Patterson’s prose dances between the profoundly philosophical and the whimsically absurd, much like a circus clown on a unicycle—unsteady but strangely captivating. Condition: This copy of "The Outside Man" is well-loved, demonstrating the kind of wear that only a book of its vintage can boast. Expect dog-eared pages, a cover that has weathered the storms of time like a seasoned sailor, and the faint scent of nostalgia—perhaps mingling with the faint whiff of someone’s long-lost cup of tea. The spine has seen better days but remains steadfast, ready to transport you back to a time when books were savored and not simply swiped on a screen. A meditation on identity that would make even your therapist raise an eyebrow. Prose that manages to be both confounding and captivating—welcome to the enigma! Delightful dry humor that could soften the hardest of hearts. Characters so relatable they might as well be your next-door neighbors. All delivered with the subtlety of a British gentleman in a bowler hat. So, if you find yourself yearning for a glimpse into the mind of a man who feels perpetually ’outside’, grab your copy of "The Outside Man" and prepare for an experience that is both relatable and oddly absurd. This book, available at Crappy Old Books, is not just a read—it’s an adventure in literary time travel, dressed in the eclectic fashion of the 1980s. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the eccentricities of life through the eyes of a man who might very well be the poster child for awkward existentialism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2162/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-outside-man-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099374312 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2161 The Citadel by AJ Cronin In AJ Cronin’s gripping novel, "The Citadel," readers are transported into the tumultuous world of Dr. Andrew Manson, a young idealistic physician striving to make a difference. Set against the backdrop of 1920s Wales, Manson faces the harsh realities of the medical profession: corruption, greed, and the struggle for integrity. As he navigates through the corridors of power and prejudice, Manson’s journey becomes a poignant exploration of ambition, ethics, and the ultimate pursuit of healing. With vivid prose and compelling characters, "The Citadel" is a timeless tale of one man’s fight against the odds, and a stirring reminder of the complexities inherent in the pursuit of justice and compassion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2161/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-citadel-apr-2024.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantum no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2160 Postern Of Fate by Agatha Christie Ah, the delightful world of Agatha Christie, where murder is merely a hobby, and the plot twists are more abundant than a British tea shop’s scones on a rainy afternoon. Enter the pages of "Postern Of Fate," a title that sounds suspiciously like a Victorian tearoom nestled in the back alleys of London, where the cake is rather suspicious and the patrons are more likely to solve a mystery than enjoy a quiet cuppa. Slightly peeling on spine. Has two stamps in it from the Book Nook in Sarasota, FL. This 1974 Bantam Books edition boasts a cover that exudes a certain charm only found in books that have seen better days, much like that old tweed jacket you refuse to throw out despite its ominous smell of mothballs and lost opportunities. "Postern Of Fate" invites readers into a labyrinthine plot that, if you squint hard enough, might resemble a well-constructed puzzle—though one that someone has hastily tossed together while waiting for the kettle to boil. In this literary exploration, we find ourselves entwined in the web of fate’s postern, which is likely a metaphor for the doors of destiny that swing open at the most inconvenient moments. If you’ve ever felt that your life was teetering between ’baked beans on toast’ and ’crumpets with the Queen,’ then you might just understand the existential undertones that Christie so expertly weaves into her narrative. Or, you know, perhaps it’s just a fancy way of saying ’things are about to get complicated.’ As you meander through the text, you may encounter characters who are as colorful as a packet of Quality Street, each with their own backstory that rivals the complexity of a British bureaucracy. Expect the usual suspects: the unsuspecting victim, the seemingly innocent bystander, and that one character who definitely has a secret hidden in their attic. Trust no one—after all, in Christie’s world, every tea party could end with a side of betrayal. In a fit of irony, Christie herself has been known to say that "the best time to plan a book is while you’re doing the dishes." Perhaps this explains why the proceedings in "Postern Of Fate" feel like the author was simultaneously juggling plot points while rinsing off the last remnants of Sunday roast. A thrilling time for her, and a mildly perplexing one for us, the readers. For those who relish literary adventures that are a tad perplexing and filled with enough red herrings to stock a fishmonger’s, this book is a fine specimen. Bring along your best sleuthing hat, as you will need all the help you can muster to keep track of the twists and turns. Who knows? You might just solve the mystery before the last page is turned, assuming you don’t get distracted by the vintage book smell that wafts from its well-loved pages. Condition: Used, which is to say, it has seen numerous hands, perhaps been used as a doorstop at an ill-fated book club, or even endured the awkward silence of a friend’s coffee table. Pages may be dog-eared, and the spine might possess a certain ’character’ that can only be achieved through years of neglect and a few too many cups of Earl Grey spilled in close proximity. Don’t worry; it adds to the charm—like a wrinkle on a well-aged gentleman. So, if you fancy a book that feels like a snug old cardigan, one that may not be as fashionable as it once was but still holds the warmth of intriguing stories within, "Postern Of Fate" is your ticket to a literary escapade. Feel free to embrace the quirks and oddities that are typical of second-hand treasures, because at Crappy Old Books, we believe every book has a story—both the one on the page and the one about how it ended up on our shelves in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2160/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/postern-of-fate-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2159 The Man Who Would Not Die by Thomas Space In a world where mortality is but a mere suggestion, Thomas Space’s "The Man Who Would Not Die" leaps onto the literary scene like an uninvited guest at a wake, determined to outlast the party. Published in 1982 by Signet, this audacious tome offers a delightful dance along the precarious precipice of existence, raising the question: what if living forever were less of a gift and more of a cosmic headache? Buckle up, dear reader, as you embark on this rollicking romp through the absurdities of life, or rather, eternal life. Our protagonist, a charmingly stubborn fellow—who we can only assume has the charisma of a slightly damp sponge—decides that death is simply too mainstream for his taste. In an era where perms were voluminous and shoulder pads were an architectural marvel, this book challenges societal norms with the nonchalance of a cat who has knocked over your best china. Space, with a flourish reminiscent of a disco ball reflecting off a polyester suit, weaves a narrative that explores the mundanity of immortality, a concept that might not be quite as glamorous as one would hope. As you navigate through the pages, you might be struck by the sheer audacity of a tale that dares to question the very essence of life. Can one truly enjoy a never-ending existence without succumbing to the ennui of eternal Tuesday afternoons? Spoiler alert: probably not. The narrative meanders through an assortment of existential crises, awkward social encounters, and the occasional quest for a decent cup of tea, all while the protagonist stubbornly refuses to embrace the sweet release of the grave. Readers will find themselves in the company of a cast of characters that are, at best, eccentric and, at worst, utterly baffling. Each encounter seems to scream, “Why am I here?” as they navigate the absurdities of a man who has simply decided that dying is far too clichéd for his taste. The dialogues crackle with a wit sharper than a well-honed blade, leaving you to wonder if perhaps the true tragedy is not our hero’s refusal to embrace mortality, but rather the unintentional comedy that unfolds in his wake. Amidst allies and foes—though you may struggle to distinguish between the two—our intrepid, if somewhat reckless, protagonist teaches us valuable lessons about resilience and the human condition, all while steering clear of the grave like it’s a pothole in a poorly maintained street. As our hero saunters through life, you might just question whether you’d join him on this peculiar path, or if you’d prefer the comfort of a warm bed and the sweet embrace of a regular six-foot under. In a world inundated with self-help books promising a more “fulfilling” life, this volume stands apart by offering a rather uninvited perspective: the idea that maybe, just maybe, it’s okay to take a break from this whole “living” malarkey. A novel that feels like a slightly bewildering conversation with your most eccentric uncle at Christmas, it draws you in with its quirky charm, leaving you both confused and oddly satisfied. Condition: Used, bearing the characteristic quirks of a well-loved book—dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain that adds a certain je ne sais quoi, and a spine that has seen better days. It’s as if someone has read this book during a particularly dramatic storm, clinging to it as a life raft while pondering the absurdity of existence. A treasure for those who appreciate a bit of character in their literary adventures, it’s a testament to its previous owner’s undying (pun intended) commitment to pondering the meaning of life. So, if you find yourself yearning for a light-hearted meditation on the trials of immortality—while simultaneously feeling rather glad that you’re not a man who refuses to die—look no further. "The Man Who Would Not Die" awaits you at Crappy Old Books, standing proudly among its peers as a quirky relic of literary history. Prepare yourself for a read that’s as paradoxical as it is entertaining! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2159/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-who-would-not-die-apr-2024.jpg 4.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451117632 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2155 London - The Autobigraphy by Jon E Lewis In the damp, sprawling metropolis known as London, where the air is thick with the scent of fish and chips and the occasional whiff of desperation, emerges a rather audacious tome titled "London - The Autobiography." Penned by the ever-enthusiastic Jon E Lewis, this 2009 publication takes on the curious task of narrating the life story of a city that has weathered more than its fair share of storms—literal and metaphorical. One might wonder how a city could possibly tell its own story, but rest assured, Lewis has managed to coax the very bricks and mortar into revealing their secrets, albeit in a rather convoluted and whimsical manner. Imagine, if you will, a volume where the city itself is not merely a backdrop, but a character in its own right, complete with opinions, snarky comments, and a penchant for existential crises. Each chapter could be seen as a cocktail party where history, culture, and a smattering of gossip mingle awkwardly, vying for attention while the overzealous host (that would be Lewis) tries to keep the conversation flowing. Will the Thames get too boisterous at the mention of its past or will Buckingham Palace spill the tea on royal escapades? The possibilities are as endless as the queue at the local Greggs. What you won’t find here is a stuffy, dry account of London’s history. No, this work is more akin to a spirited pub debate, where the locals—ranging from historical figures to modern-day influencers—chime in with their two cents. Lewis artfully stitches together anecdotes that bounce around like a pinball, making you wonder if the city might just be a tad melodramatic about its own existence. You may even find yourself questioning if London is having a mid-life crisis, given its tendency to constantly reinvent itself while simultaneously clinging to its past. The chapters cover everything from the Great Fire of 1666 to the more recent proliferation of overpriced avocado toast joints. One can only imagine Lewis’ quill dancing as he attempts to capture the very essence of a city that has been both a beacon of innovation and a cautionary tale of urban sprawl. A masterclass in irony, "London - The Autobiography" serves up witty asides and quirky observations that could make even the most jaded Londoner crack a smile or at least roll their eyes in begrudging appreciation. As you leaf through the pages, you may also stumble upon the occasional footnote that reads like a bad Tinder profile—full of contradictions and questionable choices, yet somehow endearing in its chaotic honesty. Lewis’ unique approach to storytelling invites readers to ponder profound questions: Is London a lover or a frenemy? A sanctuary or a labyrinth of despair? You might even find it challenging to resist the urge to hop on the tube and explore this character-filled city immediately after reading. Condition: This book has been previously loved, which may be evidenced by the slight creasing on the cover and the dog-eared pages, each telling its own mini-story of a reader who perhaps, like you, was momentarily swept up in London’s charm. While the spine might be a tad worn, it’s a testament to the adventures it has had, much like the city it chronicles. Expect a few delightful surprises, like the occasional stain from a spilt pint or a faint whiff of curry that has somehow managed to seep into the text—truly, a fitting tribute to London’s diverse culinary landscape. So, if you fancy a read that is as chaotic and delightful as a day spent wandering through Camden Market, look no further. "London - The Autobiography" promises a journey through the heart of a city that is as multifaceted as a diamond, albeit one that has seen its share of wear and tear. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare to be entertained, bemused, and perhaps even a little enlightened about the city that just won’t quit. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2155/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/london-the-autobiography-apr-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robinson 9781845299422 GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2154 After Julius by Elizabeth Jane Howard In a world where everyone seems to be indulging in the self-indulgent practice of existential contemplation, Elizabeth Jane Howard’s "After Julius" emerges from the shadows of 1975, clutching a cocktail of irony and nostalgia that undoubtedly tastes better than it sounds. This literary concoction invites readers to sip slowly, perhaps while reclining in a slightly moth-eaten armchair, as they navigate the labyrinthine corridors of familial dysfunction and the complexities of personal identity. One can almost picture the author, quill in hand, chuckling knowingly at the absurdity of it all, as she weaves a tapestry of characters so rich in their misadventures that they could almost outshine a royal family scandal. What does it mean to exist in the wake of a person like Julius? Ah, the eternal question! While the title suggests a heavy burden, don’t be fooled; it’s more a gentle poke at the pretentiousness of our musings on loss and legacy. The characters, as vivid as they are flawed, seem to swirl around in a perpetual dance of denial and discovery, leaving readers to wonder if they’re witnessing a tragedy or a comedy—or perhaps a tragicomedy, if the universe is feeling particularly cheeky. Expect to encounter a family so wonderfully dysfunctional that they could give the Kardashians a run for their money. And yet, in their quirkiness lies an unsettling truth about the human condition that is at once hilarious and heart-wrenching. But what is a novel without a supporting cast of eccentric friends, lovers, and—dare we say—interlopers? Howard populates her narrative with a collection of characters whose antics are more memorable than a bad haircut from the 70s. There’s the well-meaning but utterly clueless patriarch, the self-absorbed artist who thinks they’re the next Picasso, and the friend who just can’t stop bringing up their latest yoga retreat. It’s a delightful jumble that makes you question whether the real plot is simply the act of trying to get through another family gathering without a scandal erupting in the living room. As you meander through the pages, you may find yourself pondering profound questions such as: What is the point of life? Is it permissible to laugh at one’s own misfortune? And most critically, why did someone think it wise to wear flared trousers in a world already rife with confusion? Howard deftly navigates these conundrums, leaving readers chuckling in disbelief as they recognize their own family dynamics reflected in these pages. Moreover, one cannot ignore the sheer audacity of the 1975 Penguin cover art, which practically screams, “I am both vintage and relevant!” It’s the kind of aesthetic that makes you want to throw an impromptu dinner party while drinking wine from a box and regaling your guests with tales of ennui and interpersonal crises. The very sight of it is enough to make you wish for a time machine, if only to witness the awkward glamour of dinner parties from that era. Condition: Used, but fear not! The pages have been lovingly turned by previous owners who undoubtedly found themselves equally enchanted and exasperated by Howard’s prose. Expect the occasional smudge, a few dog-eared corners, and perhaps a faint whiff of nostalgia that may evoke memories of ill-advised fashion choices from the 70s. All this adds character—because what is life without a bit of wear and tear? So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to combine rich character studies, a sardonic view of familial life, and just enough irony to keep you on your toes, "After Julius" is your ticket to a literary rollercoaster. You’ll be giddy with laughter, occasionally cringing, and most importantly, you’ll walk away feeling like you’ve been given a rather eccentric family portrait to hang in your own mental gallery. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every turn of the page is a reminder that perhaps we’re all navigating our own post-Julius lives, one quirky chapter at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2154/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/after-julius-apr-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140038330 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2152 Hornblower In The West Indies by CS Forester "Embark on a thrilling maritime adventure with CS Forester’s beloved protagonist, Captain Horatio Hornblower, in ’Hornblower In The West Indies’. Set against the backdrop of the Napoleonic Wars, Hornblower finds himself navigating treacherous waters as he commands his ship through the Caribbean seas. Charged with protecting British interests against French privateers and facing the daunting challenges of leadership, Hornblower must rely on his wit, courage, and strategic prowess to outmaneuver his adversaries. As the stakes rise and alliances shift, Hornblower’s resolve is tested like never before. Will he emerge victorious or be swallowed by the unpredictable tides of war? Brimming with pulse-pounding action, historical intrigue, and unforgettable characters, ’Hornblower In The West Indies’ is a gripping tale of honor, duty, and the unyielding spirit of adventure on the high seas." https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2152/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hornblower-in-the-west-indies-apr-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140119435 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2151 The Best Of Betjeman by John Guest In a world clamouring for the latest literary sensation, where authors are adorned with garlands of praise and social media accolades, lies an unassuming tome that begs to differ: *The Best Of Betjeman* by John Guest. Published in 1978 by Penguin, this book is a modest, yet audacious, attempt to corral the eccentric musings of the beloved British poet John Betjeman. If you’re longing for a nostalgia trip that feels like a slightly damp Sunday afternoon in a quaint British village, look no further. It’s a miracle this volume hasn’t been mistaken for a time capsule, given how it captures the spirit of an era when poetry was still thought to be something one could read aloud without causing a mass exodus. Possibly signed by the author on inside front cover. Possible first edition. What? Am I an expert? Why Betjeman, you ask? Ah, that’s the crux of the matter! The man had a knack for finding beauty and absurdity in everyday life, often with a dash of tongue-in-cheek irony that would make even the most hardened cynic crack a smile—or at least roll their eyes with a hint of fondness. You might find yourself pondering how he managed to immortalise the quaintness of suburban life while simultaneously raising eyebrows at its absurdity, all without the aid of social media clout or a viral hashtag. This collection, curated with the care of a cat herding a bunch of wayward mice, is a delightful exploration of Betjeman’s finest moments, whether you’re sipping tea or contemplating the state of your garden shed. There’s a distinct charm in the pages of this anthology, which presents a veritable smorgasbord of Betjeman’s verses, each one a peculiar little window into the psyche of a poet who loved both the picturesque and the mundane. You may stumble across verses that celebrate crumbling churches, lost loves, and the sort of quaint English eccentricities that could only be found in the pages of an old travel guide. Betjeman’s unique blend of reverence and irreverence makes each poem not just a piece of art, but a delightful conversation starter—or an excellent excuse to avoid talking to that one relative at family gatherings. But don’t let the nostalgic veneer fool you; this book is rife with sharp observations that still manage to poke fun at the British tendency towards politeness and propriety. In a world where people feel the need to document their every thought on social media, Betjeman’s timeless insights serve as a reminder that sometimes the most profound statements can come wrapped in a coat of delightful absurdity. You may even find a line or two that feels eerily relevant to today’s chaotic landscape—who knew a poet from yesteryear could have such uncanny foresight? Now, let’s talk about the physicality of this book. The cover bears the marks of time and use, a testament to the many hands that have thumbed through its pages with curiosity or careless indifference. The spine is perhaps a tad creaky, much like the joints of its most ardent admirers, and the corners are rounded, not from the grace of careful handling, but from the inevitable reality of second-hand charm. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days but still holds within its pages the relics of a time when poetry was more than just an Instagram caption. Expect some yellowing pages and a slight waft of nostalgia that can only come from a tome that has lived a full and somewhat cluttered life. So, if you fancy a trip back to a time when poetry was savoured like a well-brewed cup of Earl Grey, *The Best Of Betjeman* is the ideal companion. Whether you’re looking to impress friends at dinner parties with your newfound cultural knowledge or simply need a good laugh at the quirks of modern life, this collection will do the trick. Remember, you’re not just picking up a book; you’re acquiring a slice of literary history, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where every title comes with its own delightful backstory—no matter how shabby. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2151/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-best-of-betjeman-apr-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140047714 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2150 Vets In The Belfry by Alex Duncan What do you get when you combine an escalating number of furry patients with the lofty ideals of veterinary professionalism? You get "Vets In The Belfry," a title that hints at both an avian mischief and a certain madness that could only be born in the 1970s. Alex Duncan, perhaps feeling the pressure of the age’s penchant for quirky escapades, takes us on a journey through a veterinary practice that has inexplicably decided to set up shop in a belfry, raising questions about both animal care and planning permissions. Spoiler alert: it’s neither the best nor the most logical setting for a clinic. In an era when the world was just starting to shake off the dust of the post-war hangover, Duncan’s characters don’t quite seem to be operating at full capacity either. This is a tale where the local wildlife might just enjoy the better healthcare than the beleaguered humans trying to care for them. The belfry—perhaps a nod to the whimsy of the time—serves as both a physical and metaphorical high point, with our vets teetering on the edge of sanity as they navigate bizarre cases while perched above the unsuspecting townsfolk. Who knew that the local pigeons could be such a source of high drama? The book teems with the kind of absurdity that can only come from a period before the internet was a thing, leaving our brave practitioners to wrestle with the mysteries of animal ailments while evidently lacking a solid grasp on their own. As you read, you’ll find yourself pondering deep questions about life, love, and the likelihood of having a ferret as your next patient. After all, what could go wrong when the vet can’t tell a cat from a dog? And let’s not even talk about the billy goat incident that has the community in uproar. It’s not every day you find a billy goat on a belfry ledge, but in this book, it’s just another Tuesday. The charm of "Vets In The Belfry" lies in its delightful unpredictability. Each chapter provides a new layer of quirkiness, with animal antics that will have you questioning just how much one can expect from the veterinary profession. You might even find yourself wondering if it’s all just a ruse to keep the dark clouds of the 1970s at bay, with laughter serving as the best medicine for both critters and their beleaguered caretakers. And yet, amidst the chaos, there are glimmers of insight into the bond between humans and animals, albeit delivered with a hefty dose of irony. The book is peppered with eccentric characters, each battling their own neuroses while attempting to make sense of the animal kingdom. From the overly enthusiastic intern who might just be more of a liability than an asset, to the grouchy head vet who can’t quite remember the last time he left the belfry, you’re in for a cacophony of comedic mishaps. It’s a book that invites you to chuckle at the absurdity of life, even as it reminds you that no matter how chaotic things get, there’s always a way to find joy in the madness. Condition: Used, but not in the way you might expect. The pages are yellowed, which adds a nice patina of age to Duncan’s whimsical prose. The cover has seen better days—it’s as crinkled as the plot twists it contains. But let’s be honest: who needs pristine when you can have personality? The previous owner may have dog-eared a few of the best bits, but that only means you’re now privy to the secrets they found most delightful. It’s practically a treasure map to the comedic highlights, if only you can decipher the previous reader’s annotations. Overall, "Vets In The Belfry" is a bizarre escapade through the wacky world of animal healthcare in a setting that defies all logic. It’s a reminder that the 1970s were a time of experimentation—not just in hair styles and fashion, but also in literary endeavors that dared to explore the absurd. So, if you find yourself with a penchant for the peculiar and a love for the ludicrous, this book may just find a home on your shelf, or at least in the nearest belfry. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the quirkiest of second-hand literature finds its forever home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2150/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vets-in-the-belfry-apr-2024.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Books 9780352397027 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2149 A Proper Marriage by Doris Lessing In a world where matrimony is often painted as a blissful union of two love-struck souls, Doris Lessing’s "A Proper Marriage" unapologetically smudges that canvas with a palette of existential contemplation and scuffed emotions. Published by Grafton in 1985—an era when shoulder pads were as prominent as the societal expectations of women—this tome invites readers to explore the not-so-sparkling realities of domesticity. Just imagine! You pick up this book with the hope of finding romance, and instead, you find yourself knee-deep in a rather unromantic exploration of life’s complications. Isn’t life grand? Set against the backdrop of a love story that even Cupid himself might have raised an eyebrow at, this novel takes you on a heady journey through the minefield of marital expectations. Lessing, with her razor-sharp wit and unflinching honesty, deconstructs the ideal of a "proper" marriage with the precision of a surgeon wielding a scalpel. Gone are the days of fairy tales; here, you’ll encounter the gritty, often messy reality of love—one where the proverbial glass slipper is more likely to crack than fit. One might wonder, with a title like "A Proper Marriage," what constitutes "proper" in the eyes of Lessing. Is it the steaming cups of tea served at precisely 4 PM? Or perhaps the rigid adherence to rules that are as archaic as the 1985 fashion trends? As you turn the pages, you may find that "proper" is a term that is subject to wild interpretations, morphing from ideal to an oppressive standard that leaves some characters gasping for air. Ah, the irony! What is proper in a world where nothing seems to fit quite right? Throughout this narrative, the characters wrestle with their identities, ambitions, and the haunting echoes of societal norms that cling to them like a bad smell. The dialogues are peppered with a touch of sardonic humor that will leave you chuckling at the absurdity of it all. Readers may find themselves nodding along—perhaps in sympathetic recognition of their own (or their friends’) marital misadventures. Expect a tour-de-force of sarcasm, self-reflection, and a nuanced commentary on the human condition, all delivered with Lessing’s signature flair. Condition: This copy, hailing from the shelves of Crappy Old Books, boasts the kind of used quality that only a well-loved book can claim. Its pages may be dog-eared, and the cover might have seen better days, but rest assured, it’s been through more than a few proper marriages itself. Each crease tells a story, each stain a memory—much like the marriage it critiques. This book has layers, much like the complexities of love, and it’s ready to be part of your literary journey. In summary, if you’re looking for a typical romance novel filled with moonlit walks and poetic declarations, you might want to steer clear of this one. However, if you are in the mood for an ironic, humorous, and incisive exploration of what it means to commit in a world too cluttered with expectations, then "A Proper Marriage" might just be your cup of tea—preferably served lukewarm with a side of existential dread. So, dust off that old armchair, pour yourself a cup of something strong, and prepare to unravel the intricacies of a marriage that may not be so proper after all. Who knows? You might end up enjoying the chaos. After all, it was sold by none other than Crappy Old Books, where treasures and quirky tales await discovery, one used page at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2149/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-proper-marriage-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton 9780586021163 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2148 The Mutilators by Basil Heatter In the grand pantheon of literary works, one might expect the likes of Shakespeare or Austen to adorn the shelves, but nestled between those lofty tomes lies a curious gem from 1962: *The Mutilators* by the ever-enigmatic Basil Heatter. With a title that could easily double as either a horror flick or an avant-garde art installation, this novel promises to keep even the most jaded reader guessing—if only to ponder what on earth Heatter was thinking when he penned it. Has some slight damage to cover as can be seen in the image. Imagine, if you will, a world where the words “Gold Medal” emblazoned on the cover suggest not an accolade for literary finesse but rather a dubious badge of honour for bizarre storytelling. One can almost picture the marketing team at Gold Medal, huddled around a table, brainstorming titles that would make the average reader raise an eyebrow or two. "How about ’The Mutilators’?" someone suggests. "Perfect! That should definitely reel them in!" And thus, *The Mutilators* was born—a title that evokes images of everything from dismemberment to a particularly aggressive meat-cleaver-wielding butcher. Now, let’s ponder what might lurk within the pages of this peculiar tome. Is it a gripping thriller filled with gripping suspense? A satirical reflection on societal norms, perhaps? Or does it boldly venture into the realm of horror, where the real mutilation occurs—of expectations? A title like this makes one wonder whether Heatter had his tongue firmly in cheek, or if he truly believed he was crafting a masterpiece that would resonate through the ages. Spoiler alert: it’s likely a bit of both. To truly appreciate this literary oddity, one must embrace the following aspects: The uncanny ability to make mundane tasks sound both horrifying and thrilling. An intriguing cast of characters who may or may not have been sketched out during a particularly vivid fever dream. Dialogue that could persuade you that the characters are either serious philosophers or feeble-minded nincompoops, depending on your mood. Glimpses into 1960s culture that may raise your eyebrows more than a modern reality show. Unintentional humour that sneaks up on you like a cat in a dark alley, leaving you both puzzled and amused. Condition: This particular copy of *The Mutilators* has seen better days, much like the characters within its pages. With dog-eared corners, the occasional coffee stain (or is it blood?), and a cover that has clearly fought hard against the test of time, this book embodies the spirit of second-hand literature. It tells you its secrets slowly, with the patience of a seasoned grump who has had one too many cups of tea. The spine creaks when opened, offering whispers of a bygone era, while the musty smell hints at adventures that have not entirely escaped the ink. As you turn each page, you’ll find yourself in a delightful tug-of-war with your sense of propriety and your appetite for the absurd. Will you take this plunge into the bizarre waters of Basil Heatter’s imagination? Will you emerge from *The Mutilators* unscathed or forever changed? One thing is for certain: you will never look at a gold medal the same way again. After all, in the world of literature, not all awards are for excellence; sometimes they are just for sheer audacity. So, head on down to Crappy Old Books, where the literary past is preserved in all its quirky glory, and remember: when it comes to reading, the more peculiar, the better. Grab *The Mutilators*, and prepare for a reading experience that is as bewildering as it is oddly entertaining! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2148/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mutilators-apr-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gold Medal no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2147 The Pearl by John Steinbeck "Experience the timeless classic that has captivated readers for generations: John Steinbeck’s ’The Pearl.’ Set against the backdrop of a small Mexican village, this gripping tale follows the journey of Kino, a humble pearl diver, whose life takes a dramatic turn when he discovers the ’Pearl of the World.’ As Kino dreams of a better future for his family, he faces unforeseen dangers and moral dilemmas, revealing the corrupting power of wealth and the resilience of the human spirit. Steinbeck’s masterful storytelling delves deep into themes of greed, fate, and the pursuit of dreams, making ’The Pearl’ a profound exploration of the human condition that resonates with readers of all ages." https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2147/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pearl-apr-2024.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantum no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2146 Night Calls by Rex Anderson In the neon-drenched world of the 1980s, a time of questionable fashion choices and even more questionable hairstyles, we present to you "Night Calls," a literary offering from the enigmatic Rex Anderson, who, judging by this title alone, must have had quite the knack for suspenseful marketing. Published by St Martins Press—a publisher whose name carries a weight that can only be rivalled by a particularly hefty sandwich—this tome is a delightful relic that hints at both mystery and a hint of late-night shenanigans. One can only imagine what "Night Calls" has in store. Perhaps it’s a riveting tale of clandestine phone calls made from dimly lit rooms, where shadows dance with the flickering light of an old rotary dial. Or maybe it’s an exploration of late-night radio shows, where disembodied voices weave tales that keep insomniacs company while the rest of the world sleeps blissfully unaware. Whatever the case, you can be sure that Rex Anderson has packed it with the kind of intrigue that one can only find when one picks up a dusty book from a second-hand shop and wonders if it belonged to someone who once lived a life filled with thrilling escapades. With a title like "Night Calls," one might expect a narrative rich in tension, perhaps featuring a protagonist who receives mysterious phone calls that lead them down dark alleys and into the clutches of unsavoury characters. Or, in an ironic twist, the protagonist could be an earnest telemarketer whose life is turned upside down when they accidentally dial a line reserved for the more adventurous souls of the night. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times one can accidentally misplace a phone in the depths of their couch. You might be wondering what makes this book worthy of your precious shelf space. Say no more! Here are some compelling reasons to consider: Perfect for those late-night reading sessions when your mind craves something both thrilling and just a tad absurd. A conversation starter at any dinner party as guests delve into the literary depths of 1980s pulp fiction. Complete with a cover that may or may not feature a silhouette of a mysterious figure—perfect for the home decor enthusiast looking to add an air of intrigue. Serves as a fantastic piece of nostalgia for anyone who remembers the era of landlines and heavy breathing down the receiver. Can double as a doorstop, should your personal library ever reach critical mass. Now, let’s talk about the physical state of this literary marvel. Condition: Used, featuring a charming patina that can only come from being passed around like a secret among friends. The spine is as creased as a well-loved pair of trousers, but worry not! Each page retains its miraculous ability to hold back the passage of time, even if the edges are a bit dog-eared, and one or two pages may sport the odd coffee stain—a testament to its previous owner’s late-night escapades. After all, nothing says ’I live life on the edge’ quite like a book that has survived both the trials of time and the trials of caffeinated beverages. As you ponder the merits of adding "Night Calls" to your collection—or tossing it into the nearest recycling bin—consider the unique charm that only a book of this age can bring. It’s not just a story, but an invitation to explore a world where the telephone was the primary means of communication and midnight ramblings could lead to unexpected adventures. So, why not indulge your curiosity and let "Night Calls" whisper its secrets into your ear? After all, it’s only available for a limited time at Crappy Old Books, where we believe in giving old pages a second chance at life—even if they do come with a side of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2146/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/night-calls-apr-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Press 9780312907181 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2144 The Desperate Hours by Joseph Hayes In the cauldron of post-war anxiety, where the shadows of the past blink ominously at you from the corners of your mind, Joseph Hayes penned “The Desperate Hours” in 1957. Marketed by Pan, this novel is bound to whisk you into a world where desperation doesn’t just raise a hand; it practically shouts for attention with a megaphone. One might wonder if Hayes had an uncanny ability to foresee the future, as this book resonates eerily with the modern age’s unending scramble for sanity—one anxiety-laden hour at a time. Our story, nestled comfortably in the realm of the domestic thriller, drags you into the lives of ordinary folk who suddenly find themselves at the mercy of extraordinary circumstances. It’s a bit like inviting an uncomfortable but metaphorical weasel to your garden party—completely unplanned and utterly disastrous. In the pages of this literary escapade, you may find yourself pondering just how many cups of tea one must consume before facing impending doom with a stiff upper lip. Spoiler alert: It’s a lot. Hayes, in his oh-so-charming style, masterfully contrives a narrative that forces you to confront not just the characters’ desperate hours, but your own. A man’s grasp on normality is tenuous at best, much like the last slice of cake at a family gathering—everyone wants it, but only one will ultimately lay claim to it. The tension builds like an overstuffed British biscuit, teetering on the edge of a teacup, waiting for that inevitable plunge into chaos. What’s more delightful is how Hayes manages to weave irony into the very fabric of his tale. Characters who think they have the upper hand often find themselves grasping at straws, much like a cat attempting to catch a laser pointer dot. You might ask yourself: “Just how desperate can things get?” And then, before you know it, you’re knee-deep in a plot twist that will leave you both bemused and slightly disheveled—an entirely appropriate state for anyone grappling with the idea of desperation. An insightful exploration of human folly, wrapped in a veil of suspense. Character development that rivals your own attempts at baking a soufflé—fragile yet rewarding. Prose that balances on the tightrope of engaging and bewildering. A plot twist that might just make you reconsider your next dinner party guest list. A chance to experience a mid-century angst that somehow feels alarmingly relatable today. Condition: The pages are worn, creased, and perhaps even kissed by the odd coffee stain, which adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the reading experience. There’s something to be said for a book that wears its history like a badge of honour. You’ll feel as if you’ve inherited your eccentric uncle’s prized possession, complete with all the charm and quirks that come from years of love and neglect. So whether you find yourself in a period of personal urgency or simply wish to escape into the throes of someone else’s melodrama, “The Desperate Hours” awaits your perusal. Embrace the irony, sip your tea, and let Hayes guide you through the labyrinth of human desperation. After all, when life hands you lemons, why not read a second-hand thriller from Crappy Old Books and see how others have fared in their quests for normalcy? You might just find that your own hours aren’t so desperate after all—or at least, not without a good laugh or two. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2144/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-desperate-hours-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2143 Catch 22 by Joseph Keller "Catch-22" by Joseph Heller is a timeless masterpiece that transcends the boundaries of traditional storytelling. Set during World War II, this satirical novel follows the absurd experiences of Captain John Yossarian and his fellow airmen stationed on a Mediterranean island. Caught in the illogical machinations of bureaucracy and war, Yossarian struggles to maintain his sanity as he navigates through a series of paradoxes and absurdities, all governed by the infamous "catch-22" - a paradoxical rule that traps him in a cycle of futility. Heller’s dark humor and sharp wit expose the contradictions of war, bureaucracy, and the human condition itself, making "Catch-22" a provocative and unforgettable exploration of the absurdities of life in the face of senseless violence. With its biting satire and unforgettable characters, this classic novel continues to captivate readers and challenge perceptions, reminding us all of the absurdity that lurks beneath the surface of our most cherished institutions. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2143/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/catch-22-apr-2024.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2139 Cancer Ward by Alexander Solzhenitsyn In Alexander Solzhenitsyn’s gripping novel "Cancer Ward," we are drawn into the confined world of a Soviet-era hospital ward, where patients battle not only the ravages of disease but also the profound struggles of the human spirit. Set against the backdrop of post-Stalinist Russia, the story follows the lives of a diverse group of individuals, each grappling with their mortality and the haunting specter of political oppression. As the patients navigate their diagnoses and treatments, they confront profound questions of identity, faith, and morality in a society rife with secrecy and suspicion. Through Solzhenitsyn’s masterful prose, we are immersed in the intimate struggles and shared bonds of those confined to the cancer ward, witnessing their resilience, despair, and ultimately, their quest for meaning and redemption. A profound meditation on the fragility of life and the resilience of the human spirit, "Cancer Ward" is a timeless masterpiece that resonates with readers long after the final page is turned. Solzhenitsyn’s penetrating exploration of suffering, hope, and the enduring power of human connection makes this novel an unforgettable literary journey into the depths of the human experience. Spine is a little warped, but nothing significant. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2139/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cancer-ward-apr-2024.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140032291 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2138 The Creative Use Of Mathematics In The Junior School by LGW Sealey Once upon a time, in the flourishing year of 1966, a whimsical tome emerged from the minds of the ingenious LGW Sealey and the esteemed publisher Basil Blackwell Ltd. Titled "The Creative Use Of Mathematics In The Junior School," this book was designed to enlighten the minds of those young scholars who may have believed that numbers were merely a cruel joke played by the universe. Spoiler alert: it’s not! The creative use of mathematics is akin to teaching a cat how to dance—challenging, but oh-so-rewarding when it happens. Contains a bonus piece of squared paper with an apparent lesson outline on it. As you flip through the pages of this slightly faded relic, you may find yourself pondering just how creative one can get with a square root or a fraction. Indeed, LGW Sealey offers readers an array of mathematical exercises that spark joy and, more importantly, a healthy dose of confusion. You will marvel at how these lessons can transform mundane calculations into a symphony of colourful diagrams and whimsical anecdotes. Forget boring addition; this book is destined to make you embrace numerals in ways you never thought possible—though perhaps not in ways that might qualify you for a Nobel Prize in Mathematics. Sealey seems to have approached mathematics with the same spirit of mischief as a toddler with a crayon and an unguarded wall. Readers of various ages might find themselves questioning the very definitions of “creative” and “mathematics” as they venture into this world where the Pythagorean theorem could very well lead to a treasure map. You might even discover that a triangle can be more than just three sides—it’s a gateway to inexplicable joys and mildly irritating homework assignments. The book is peppered with delightful illustrations that seem to have been created in a fit of artistic rebellion against traditional math textbooks. These eccentric doodles add an extra sprinkle of charm, turning what could be a grim ordeal into a vibrant adventure of numerical mischief. One might even wonder if Sealey intended this book as a secret manual for rebellious educators seeking to introduce a little chaos into their otherwise structured classrooms. But don’t let the playful exterior fool you; this book is not without its peculiarities. The exercises will occasionally whisk you away from the realm of normalcy and straight into the land of bafflement. For example, who knew that counting jellybeans could somehow relate to long division? One can only assume that Sealey was trying to unite the whimsical and the analytical in a way that might leave some teachers scratching their heads in disbelief—or perhaps just shaking their heads in that classically British manner of resigned acceptance. Now, let’s talk about the condition of this literary oddity. Condition: Used, which is to say it has seen better days. The corners may be a tad dog-eared, and the spine could evoke feelings of nostalgia for its youthful glory. The pages have yellowed just enough to reveal its vintage status, yet they still stand resolutely intact, ready to share their mathematical mischief with yet another inquisitive mind. One can only speculate how many eager hands have pored over these pages, each one contributing to the book’s ever-expanding character. So why should you, dear reader, consider adding “The Creative Use Of Mathematics In The Junior School” to your collection? Perhaps you seek to rekindle the spark of creativity that plagued your own junior school years. Or maybe you’re a parent desperate to keep your child entertained while also instilling in them a healthy respect for the beauty of mathematics—provided you can navigate Sealey’s unique approach, of course. Whatever your motives, be prepared for an experience that is likely to be as quirky as it is enlightening. In the end, this curio of a book is bound to evoke a sense of nostalgia, even if you never cracked open a single math textbook back in your school days. Is it a how-to guide for budding mathematicians? A manifesto for mathematical expression? Or simply a delightful romp through the confounding world of numbers? You’ll just have to read it to find out, and where better to procure such a masterpiece than from Crappy Old Books? After all, a little chaos never hurt anyone—except perhaps the numbers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2138/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-creative-use-of-mathematics-apr-2024.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Basil Blackwell Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2136 A Small Town In Germany by John Le Carre In the illustrious tradition of books that promise the extraordinary while delivering the mundane, we present to you "A Small Town In Germany" by the venerable John Le Carre, a literary adventure that may very well have fewer thrills than your average Sunday tea session. Released in 1968—an era when bell-bottoms were a fashion statement and the Cold War was just getting cozy—Le Carre crafts what is possibly the least exciting espionage novel ever set in a small town that, despite its geographical insignificance, somehow finds itself at the heart of international intrigue. Because, let’s face it, who doesn’t want to read about a town that’s undoubtedly small, inconsequential, and—dare we say—quite German? Picture a fictional locale where the townsfolk are gripped by the same ennui that afflicts your average commuter on the 8:17 to Paddington. Le Carre’s narrative potentially unfolds like a series of meticulously arranged teabags, each steeped in the sepia tones of bureaucracy and the drudgery of life in a post-war German settlement. Do not expect car chases or clandestine meetings in shadowy alleys; instead, prepare for dialogues that rival the productivity of a meeting about meetings. You’ll find characters with names harder to pronounce than the local delicacies, pondering deeply over the import of their very compact lives. What exactly happens in this small town? Well, if you’re expecting a thrilling revelation about spies or geopolitical maneuvers, you might want to recalibrate your expectations. Instead, you might discover the riveting tale of someone trying to figure out whether it is too soon to start planning the next village fête. The riveting tension of whether the postman will arrive on time or if the bakery’s special rolls will be sold out seems to be the apex of excitement here. Such thrilling drama is what makes small towns universally relatable—if only to those who reside in them. Le Carre, with his usual flair for the ironic, might be presenting a critique of the very genre he so adeptly represents. In an era where espionage novels were practically jumping off the shelves, he takes a curious detour into the mundane, inviting readers to reflect on their own lives—perhaps your own small town is filled with equally unremarkable characters too? The book could almost serve as a case study in how not to create suspense, which, ironically, might actually keep you turning the pages to see if anything remotely exciting happens. Spoiler alert: it may not. But fret not, dear reader! You haven’t picked up this literary conundrum just to meander through the ennui of everyday life. You may discover insightful nuggets nestled within its pages, like a forgotten pastry at the bottom of your bag. Let’s not overlook the potential for philosophical musings on the nature of existence, should you squint hard enough between the lines—yet ultimately, you might be left wondering if the author himself was secretly trying to pen a travel guide to tedium. Condition: Used, much like the old ideas and themes it discusses. Expect a few dog-eared pages that might transport you back to that moment when someone took a particularly long sigh. The cover has seen better days, perhaps reflecting the melancholy of its own narrative, but is still intact, holding together like a small-town community trying to make sense of the strange world beyond their village borders. The spine might creak, somewhat like the locals reminiscing about the days when nothing ever happened. In a world where every book aims to be a bestseller, "A Small Town In Germany" stands proudly as a nod to the overlooked, the underwhelming, and the profoundly relatable. So if you’re feeling adventurous enough to explore the rabbit hole of mediocrity, grab this tome—because who doesn’t love a good story about absolutely nothing? At the end of the day, you’ll find this literary relic waiting for you at Crappy Old Books, where the joy of reading has never been more ironically celebrated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2136/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-small-town-in-germany-apr-2024.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330023061 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2135 The Looking Glass War by John Le Carre Welcome to the murky underbelly of Cold War espionage, where shadows are often more reliable than the agents themselves. John Le Carre’s "The Looking Glass War," published in the swinging sixties, encapsulates that delightful era when paranoia was practically a fashion statement and every third person seemed to have a secret government clearance. This literary excursion will have you questioning: just how many layers of deception can one man handle before he morphs into a bureaucratic pancake? Contains a business reply postcard for the Prudential Insurance company for pensions. In this particular tome, readers can expect to encounter the sort of characters who are always just a tad too clever for their own good. One can only imagine the coffee-stained meetings in dimly lit backrooms where plans were concocted with the precision of a half-baked soufflé. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when the quintessential British stiff upper lip meets the chaotic world of espionage, look no further: this book is your ticket to the confusion that ensues when misplaced intelligence meets misplaced trust. The narrative revolves around a tangle of agents who somehow manage to get the job done—between existential musings and more bureaucratic red tape than you can shake a martini at. If you thought your office politics were complicated, wait until you see the espionage equivalent, where a game of chess often devolves into a five-dimensional version of Twister. It’s all very British, really: a bit of whinging, a spot of tea, and the occasional betrayal to spice things up. Readers will find themselves grappling with themes that are, at best, both slightly absurd and deeply profound. Who knew that behind the pages of intrigue were hidden profound questions about loyalty, identity, and the peculiar nature of war in a world of mirrors? Or, as Le Carre might snarkily suggest, perhaps we are all just reflections of our own misguided ideals, desperately trying to avoid our own reflections in darkened alleyways. This book is not so much a straightforward story as it is an intellectual scavenger hunt. Expect to sift through layers of muddled motivations, conspiracy theories that would make even the most seasoned conspiracy theorist roll their eyes, and a heavy dose of British wit that could only come from someone who’s perhaps spent a little too long in the rain. You may need a notebook handy to track the myriad twists and turns, or at the very least, a stiff drink to keep your spirits up as you navigate the labyrinthine plot. Condition: Used copies of "The Looking Glass War" may exhibit signs of a robust life well-lived—dog-eared pages that have been thumbed through in both contemplation and frustration, perhaps a few coffee rings that tell tales of late-night reading sessions, or even a quirky inscription from a previous owner who was perhaps a little too enamored with the idea of espionage. It’s the kind of wear and tear that adds character—or, as we like to call it, a rich patina of literary experience. Each mark is a reminder of the book’s journey through time, from one pair of curious hands to another, making this not just a read, but an adventure in itself. So, if you’re looking for a novel that feels like an unseen hand is guiding you through a foggy labyrinth, complete with a sense of impending doom and a hint of dry humour, look no further. "The Looking Glass War" will offer you a delightful, albeit perplexing, romp through the mind of Le Carre. It may not provide all the answers, but it certainly raises the question: What’s the point of the mirror if no one is brave enough to look into it? At Crappy Old Books, we pride ourselves on stocking titles like this one—each a foray into literary oddities that remind us that even the most serious subjects can be cloaked in irony and quirkiness. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2135/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-looking-glass-war-apr-2024.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2134 Tamiko by Ronald Kirkbride "Tamiko" by Ronald Kirkbride is a poignant tale of resilience, love, and cultural identity set against the backdrop of post-World War II Japan. In the aftermath of the devastation, amidst the ruins and the rebuilding, Tamiko navigates the complexities of her dual heritage as a biracial child born to an American GI and a Japanese mother. As she grapples with the challenges of identity and belonging in a society still reeling from the scars of war, Tamiko’s journey unfolds with grace and determination. Caught between two worlds, Tamiko embarks on a quest for understanding and acceptance, facing prejudice and discrimination along the way. But through it all, she discovers the strength within herself to defy expectations and forge her own path. Set amidst a rich tapestry of cultural detail and historical resonance, "Tamiko" is a stirring narrative that explores themes of family, friendship, and the enduring power of the human spirit. With lyrical prose and vivid storytelling, Ronald Kirkbride crafts a compelling narrative that will captivate readers from start to finish. "Tamiko" is a timeless tale of resilience and hope, offering a poignant reflection on the universal quest for identity and belonging in a world marked by division and strife. Has a Bettabooks stamp inside for 232 Upper Tooting Road and their half-price exchange. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2134/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Tamiko-apr-2024.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2133 Boss by Mike Royko Ah, "Boss" by Mike Royko, a title that practically yells at you from the shelf with all the subtlety of a politician at a press conference. First published in the thrillingly tumultuous year of 1971, this literary offering from the illustrious Signet Press seeks to illuminate the complex, and often hilariously absurd, landscape of power, ambition, and political machinations, most likely while wearing a garish plaid suit and chomping on a cigar. You’ll find yourself navigating the murky waters of city governance, where every decision seems to require a backroom deal and a side of deep-fried something-or-other. Royko, renowned for his razor-sharp wit and keen observations, takes us on a rollicking tour through the world of political bosses, those larger-than-life figures who wield their influence with the grace of a hippo in a ballet class. It’s a bit like watching a circus, really—complete with clowns, acrobats, and the occasional lion tamer—but instead of trapezes, you get backroom deals and bureaucratic faff. Expect moments of both eye-rolling incredulity and hearty laughter as you grapple with the chaotic nature of political life, where the only constant is change, and the only sure thing is that someone is getting paid under the table. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering the ethical implications of political power, or perhaps just wondering why anyone would wear such atrocious ties. Royko’s irreverent tone and astute observations make for a delightful cocktail of commentary and chaos, the kind of mix that leaves you slightly dizzy but thoroughly entertained. After all, isn’t that what politics is all about? You can almost hear the echoes of past candidates arguing over who can flip the biggest pancake while ignoring the potholes on Main Street. In a world where the lines between right and wrong, public service and self-service, are as blurred as the photos in your grandmother’s scrapbook, Royko reminds us that behind every smooth-talking boss lies a tangled web of ambition and deception. This is the kind of book that makes you question your dinner conversation choices: should you discuss philosophy, or just lament the state of your local potholes? With "Boss," the answer is a resounding ‘both’ but delivered in such a manner that you might just start a heated debate at your next dinner party. Is this a political exposé? A comedic take on governance? A cautionary tale about the importance of avoiding eye contact with certain elected officials? Yes, yes, and yes. One might even say it’s an unabashed love letter to the absurdity of human nature as reflected in our beloved political leaders. You’ll find yourself simultaneously chuckling and shaking your head in disbelief, wondering how we continue to elect the same characters again and again. It’s as if we’re stuck in a political sitcom that was renewed for too many seasons with no end in sight. Condition: This particular copy shows the wear and tear of time—pages slightly yellowed, corners dog-eared, and possibly some coffee stains because, let’s face it, no one reads serious literature without a strong cup of joe nearby. It’s got that delightful scent of nostalgia mixed with a hint of questionable decisions in margins. The spine is intact, but let’s not kid ourselves; it has been read, perhaps by someone who took their political commentary as seriously as a cat takes a laser pointer. It’s a used book, which means it’s been loved, tossed about, and is now ready to continue its journey with you. So if you’re in the market for a book that will make you laugh, cry, and reconsider your life choices while your local council debates street lamp placement, look no further. “Boss” is available here at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirks of literature, the charm of the forgotten, and the occasional cup of tea spilled in the name of literary appreciation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2133/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/boss-apr-2024.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2132 A History Of The Sciences by Stephen F Mason Have you ever been curious about the trajectory of human knowledge, only to find yourself wondering what on earth the ancient Greeks were really thinking? Fear not! Stephen F. Mason’s seminal work, "A History Of The Sciences," beckons like a dusty relic from a bygone era, promising to unlock the secrets of everything from alchemy to zoology—if you can sift through the layers of scholarly dust that have settled upon it since its birth in 1970. Published by the ever-ambitious Collier Books, this tome is not just a book; it’s a veritable time capsule, ideal for those who prefer their facts served with a side of irony and a sprinkle of historical whimsy. This weighty compilation does more than merely list the names of famous scientists and their alleged breakthroughs. Oh no, dear reader! It boldly attempts to map the convoluted landscape of scientific thought as it meandered through the ages, much like a toddler with a crayon on a pristine wallpaper. Each chapter is an invitation to ponder why anyone thought a square wheel was a good idea, or how long it took before people realised that the Earth was not, in fact, the centre of the universe. Spoiler alert: it took quite a while, and there were a lot of very angry philosophers involved. As you flip through its pages, expect to encounter an array of delightful distractions, including but not limited to: anthropocentric delusions, misguided experiments involving cats and gravity, and a smattering of philosophical debates that might make you question your own existence. The delightful absurdity of past scientific endeavors serves as a reminder that progress is often a bumpy ride, fraught with miscalculations and the occasional public outcry about the dangers of newfangled inventions. Despite its earnest ambitions, "A History Of The Sciences" boasts a charm that only a 1970s publication can muster. With its slightly yellowed pages and peculiar illustrations that look like they were drawn by someone who may or may not have been paying attention in class, the book offers a front-row seat to the evolution of scientific inquiry. You might even find yourself wondering if the author was channeling the spirit of some long-forgotten educator who enjoyed torturing students with overly complicated diagrams. But what is history if not a collection of strange anecdotes and questionable theories? The author does a fabulous job of reminding us that every great scientific mind had their share of missteps, and it’s this delicious irony that makes flipping through the pages of this book both educational and mildly entertaining. You’ll be left wondering what the modern-day equivalents of alchemists and flat Earthers are, and if they are perhaps just lurking around the corner, waiting for their moment in the sun. Condition: Used, and we mean well-loved. This book has likely seen more coffee stains than a university lecture hall and more marginalia than a professor’s lecture notes. The spine is a tad creaky, almost as if it’s contemplating its own existence, and some pages may reveal the musings of previous readers with opinions that are as outdated as the theories contained within. However, it is precisely this character that gives the book its charm; it’s a delightful companion for anyone willing to embrace the imperfections of intellectual history. Ultimately, if you’re seeking a book that transcends the mundane and takes you on a whimsical journey through the peaks and valleys of scientific inquiry, look no further. Stephen F. Mason’s “A History Of The Sciences” is sure to provoke thought, laughter, and perhaps a slight headache or two as you navigate the twisted corridors of human understanding. So, gather your wits, arm yourself with a good cup of tea, and prepare to be entertained by the glorious folly of your forebears, all courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2132/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-history-of-the-sciences-apr-2024.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collier Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2131 The Coming Of Arthur by Tennyson The Coming Of Arthur The Passing Of Arthur Gareth and Lynette Contains pencil annotations and markins but you can rub them out and the book will be as good as new. Has lots of old stuff in it relating to King Arthur. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2131/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-coming-of-arthur-apr-2024.jpg 12.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackie and Son Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2130 Babbitt by Sinclair Lewis "Babbitt" by Sinclair Lewis is a timeless exploration of the American Dream gone awry. Set in the booming 1920s, the novel delves into the life of George F. Babbitt, a prosperous real estate broker in the fictional Midwestern city of Zenith. Babbitt embodies the quintessential middle-class businessman, driven by material success and societal approval. Yet, beneath his veneer of affluence lies a profound discontentment with his conformist existence. As Babbitt navigates the complexities of family, business, and community, he grapples with the tension between his desire for individuality and the pressures to conform to societal norms. Lewis’s biting satire exposes the emptiness of bourgeois values and the pitfalls of blind ambition, offering a scathing critique of the pursuit of wealth at the expense of personal fulfillment. With its sharp wit and incisive commentary, "Babbitt" remains a compelling indictment of the shallowness of American middle-class culture and a cautionary tale about the perils of sacrificing authenticity for the illusion of success. A masterwork of American literature, "Babbitt" continues to resonate with readers, provoking reflection on the enduring pursuit of the elusive American Dream. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2130/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/babbitt-apr-2024.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classic no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2129 To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee In Harper Lee’s timeless classic, "To Kill a Mockingbird," the sleepy town of Maycomb, Alabama becomes the stage for a powerful exploration of justice, morality, and prejudice. Through the innocent eyes of young Scout Finch, readers are drawn into a world where racial tensions simmer beneath the surface and the complexities of human nature are laid bare. As Scout’s father, the principled lawyer Atticus Finch, defends a black man falsely accused of raping a white woman, the town’s deep-seated biases and fears are exposed. With themes that resonate deeply in today’s world, "To Kill a Mockingbird" remains a poignant reminder of the importance of empathy, integrity, and the enduring struggle for equality. Harper Lee’s masterpiece continues to captivate readers of all ages, offering profound insights into the human condition and the enduring power of compassion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2129/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-kill-a-mocking-bird-apr-2024.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books 9780330241182 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2128 Stories For Boys by Leonard Gribble In an era when disco was king and platform shoes reached new heights, Leonard Gribble decided that what the world really needed was a compendium of tales curated especially for boys. Yes, that’s right. "Stories For Boys," published in the illustrious year of 1973 by Hamlyn, aims to enlighten the young male reader about the trials, tribulations, and triumphs that await them on their journey to adulthood. Spoiler alert: it mostly involves a lot of mischief, questionable choices, and the occasional heroic act that seems to have been inspired by a Saturday morning cartoon. Contains 22 exciting stories for boys. Not suitable for girls. Large hardback in good condition. Picture this: a dusty shelf in the back corner of a quaint second-hand bookshop, where the aroma of nostalgia mingles with the smell of poorly brewed tea. Amidst the collection of yellowed paperbacks, you spot this relic from the past, proudly announcing itself as a guide to "manhood" (though we suspect that may have been a loose interpretation). With a cover that could only be described as "vintage chic" and illustrations that seem to be a delightful nod to the art of juvenile delinquency, this book is practically begging for a read. And maybe a critique? Or a laugh? What exactly are we in for, you ask? A cavalcade of tales that could include everything from daring escapades in the great outdoors to unsanctioned playground antics. Each story is a masterclass in how to be a lad in the ’70s, a time when adventure was but a stone’s throw from your nearest treehouse, and parental supervision was merely a suggestion. The stories might even offer a glimpse into a world where boys were expected to be unrepentant rascals, a far cry from the overly sanitized narratives of today’s children’s literature. And while we’re at it, you might want to prepare yourself for some rather whimsical life lessons. Who knew that the key to navigating the labyrinth of youth would involve a wise old owl (or was it an uncle?) dispensing nuggets of wisdom that could almost be mistaken for a fortune cookie’s musings? The moral compass of 1973 might not align with our current sensibilities, but that’s precisely where the charm lies. Each tale is a window into a bygone era where boys were boys, and the most significant dilemma was whether to bring home a pet tarantula or just a humble goldfish. Condition: This edition has seen better days, much like the average boy who tried to ride his bike off the shed roof. It boasts a well-loved aesthetic, complete with dog-eared pages, a slight musty fragrance, and a cover that looks like it may have been used as a frisbee at a particularly spirited playground gathering. The spine is a tad creaky, and random doodles from a previous owner add an unexpected layer of character—who knew that boys of yore were also budding artists? As you flip through the pages, expect to be greeted by a delightful range of illustrations that may or may not embody the spirit of the time. You’ll find depictions of boys engaged in all sorts of shenanigans, perhaps throwing snowballs at unsuspecting adults or wrestling with a particularly obstinate dog. These whimsical misadventures are the stuff of legend—or at least, legend as told by a middle-aged man who fondly recalls his own childhood escapades over a pint at the local pub. Intrigued? You should be! This book is not just a collection of stories; it’s an experience, a journey through the kaleidoscope of the ’70s boyhood dream. It encourages the reader to embrace their inner child (and perhaps their inner hooligan) while raising an eyebrow at the rather dubious morals presented within. Whether you choose to keep it on your shelf as a conversation starter, or actually read it to a daring young lad eager to explore the world, "Stories For Boys" is a fantastical exploration of what it once meant to be a boy in a world that was far less regulated than it is today. So, if you’re ready to take a nostalgic leap back in time, consider securing your own copy of "Stories For Boys" as sold by Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You might just find a story or two that resonates with the rascal in you—or, at the very least, gives you a chuckle over a cup of tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2128/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stories-for-boys-apr-2024.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2127 The Day Michael Collins Was Shot by Meda Ryan Ah, the 1998 historical tour de force, "The Day Michael Collins Was Shot" by Meda Ryan, a title that tantalisingly teases us with the promise of revealing the finer points of a fateful day in Irish history. But before you leap into this literary escapade, let’s muse for a moment on the implications of such a title. Was it a day filled with heroic valor? A tragic misstep? Or a miscalculated rendezvous at a particularly unfortunate intersection of fate and bullets? Spoiler alert: it’s a bit of all three. And yet, the real question remains—does the book do justice to this pivotal moment or does it just leave you pondering what you might’ve had for breakfast instead? Published by Poolbeg, this book is less a straightforward retelling of events and more a whimsical jaunt through the corridors of historical speculation. Meda Ryan, whose charming prose could easily lead one to believe that she has a direct line to the other side, spins tales that may or may not be entirely grounded in fact. You may find yourself questioning if you’re reading a historical account or a long-winded email from your eccentric uncle who insists he was there when it all went down. The narrative waltzes between earnest inquiry and playful conjecture, making you wonder if you should be taking notes or simply sitting back and enjoying the ride. In the grand tapestry of Irish history, Michael Collins was a man of such import that his assassination could easily have been fodder for an entire series of novels—or perhaps a dramatic soap opera complete with far too many flashbacks. Collins, a figure draped in both tragedy and charisma, was not simply shot; he was shot with flair, as if the event itself were a poorly directed play. So, how does Ryan capture this monumental occasion? Is she the playwright we never knew we needed, or merely a baffled audience member trying to make sense of the chaos on stage? As you leaf through the pages, you may encounter a blend of historical context and personal anecdotes that could make you feel like you’ve indulged in a pint at the local pub while listening to a bard recount tales of yore. Just remember, the emphasis on ’personal’ could mean you’re getting a fair share of opinionated commentary along with the facts. One wonders if Ryan ever considered attaching a disclaimer: “Viewer discretion is advised, as this may not resemble actual history.” But let’s not forget the delightful oddities that come packaged with such a title. This book may also serve as a handy guide to various types of gunshot wounds, much like a medieval cookbook that insists on sharing the chef’s personal feelings about each dish. Who knew that learning about pivotal moments in history could be so oddly educational? You might find yourself muttering, “Did I ask for the history of ballistics along with my tragic hero narrative?” Condition: Used, which in the world of second-hand books means it comes with all the charm of a well-loved tome. Expect the pages to carry the delightful crinkles of time, perhaps with a few underlined passages where a previous reader clearly had an epiphany—or simply a moment of frustration. Smudges, marginalia, and the odd coffee ring may adorn it, each mark a testament to someone’s passionate engagement with this historical drama. If books could talk, this one would likely have a very thick accent, possibly from Dublin, and would urge you to take it seriously while simultaneously making you chuckle at its absurdities. In conclusion, "The Day Michael Collins Was Shot" is not merely a book; it’s an invitation. An invitation to ponder the chaotic dance between history and narrative, to roll your eyes at the absurdity of it all, and perhaps to ask yourself what on earth you have gotten yourself into. Are you ready to embark on this delightful journey through time, or do you have something better to do—like paint your cat’s toenails? Either way, who could resist a book that promises both enlightenment and confusion? You can find this book, along with others that may leave you wondering about your life choices, at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2127/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-day-michael-collins-was-shot-apr-2024.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Poolbeg 9781853717383 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2126 To Reason Why - Ties Of Blood by CW Reed Once upon a time in the year 2000—an era where flip phones ruled supreme and the world was blissfully unaware of the impending social media onslaught—CW Reed decided to pen a tome entitled "To Reason Why - Ties of Blood." A title that could either be a philosophical treatise on familial loyalty or a baffling invitation to a particularly grim family reunion, this book manages to straddle the line of curious literary aspirations and the mundane reality of second-hand bookshops everywhere. Spoiler: it’s the latter. Set against the backdrop of a post-millennial world, this gripping narrative is sure to entice those who enjoy pondering the deeper meanings of blood ties while simultaneously questioning what on earth they just read. Did Reed intend to explore the complexities of human relationships, or was he simply showcasing his impressive collection of synonyms for ’family’? Only time—or perhaps a very enthusiastic book club—will tell. As you leaf through the pages, you might find yourself contemplating some riveting questions: What truly binds us to our kin? Are we shackled to their choices, or are we merely passengers on this chaotic family rollercoaster? And why, oh why, did Reed choose Pan as his publisher? One can only assume there was a deal on ink cartridges at the time. Perhaps the most intriguing aspect of "To Reason Why - Ties of Blood" is its ability to leave readers in a state of perpetual curiosity. The characters? They might be indistinguishable from your average reality TV cast—filled with quirks, questionable decisions, and the odd existential crisis. The plot? Well, that’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, smothered in a thin layer of confusion. You may find yourself wondering if the book is a metaphor for life’s unpredictability, or if Reed simply ran out of ideas midway through. In the illustrious tradition of books that make you raise an eyebrow and question your life choices, Reed’s work might just fit snugly on your shelf between that self-help book you never opened and the novel your friend insisted was “life-changing.” And while it’s unlikely to stir up familial bonding around the dinner table, it could certainly spark a lively discussion about what constitutes ’literature’ in this day and age. If you are still uncertain about plunging into this literary adventure, consider the enticing bullet points below, which might help clarify what makes "To Reason Why - Ties of Blood" such a compelling choice for your next read—or an elaborate doorstop: Philosophical musings that could leave you questioning your own family ties. Prose that dances on the edge of obscurity, perhaps to avoid being too relatable. A narrative style best described as ‘stream of consciousness’ or ‘stream of confusion’—you decide. Descriptive passages that might remind you of your last awkward family gathering. Characters who could easily fit into a soap opera, if only the budget allowed for more than one scene. Condition: Used—this book bears the marks of its travels through the literary ether, with dog-eared pages and a cover that has seen better days. Perfect for those who appreciate the rustic charm of a well-loved book or simply revel in the idea of owning something that has clearly been read and contemplated by someone who probably had more time on their hands than they knew what to do with. In the end, "To Reason Why - Ties of Blood" is not just a book; it’s an experience. A curious amalgamation of familial reflections, existential questioning, and perhaps a dash of bewilderment. If you’re ready to embrace the quirks of the literary world, look no further than Crappy Old Books for your next perplexing read. Who knows, it might just inspire you to write a family memoir of your own—preferably without the existential crisis! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2126/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-reason-why-apr-2024.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330400596 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2125 Creative Dance In The Primary School by Joan Russell In a world where the phrase "creatively unchoreographed chaos" could well define the average primary school, Joan Russell’s 1965 masterpiece, Creative Dance In The Primary School, emerges like a wobbly pirouette amid a sea of somber textbooks. Published by the esteemed MacDonald and Evans, this enchanting relic promises to unravel the mysteries of not just dance, but the sheer delight of watching children flail about like a gaggle of confused ducklings. Why settle for traditional education when you can transform your classroom into a veritable circus of spontaneous movement? With a penchant for vibrant illustrations that evoke a sense of nostalgia, Russell’s work invites teachers to toss aside their sensible shoes and embrace a more abstract approach to physical education—one that could make even the most staid of headteachers raise an eyebrow (or two). Featuring a delightful concoction of theory and practice that might as well have been penned during an impromptu conga line, this book is a guide to navigating the uncharted waters of dance in an environment where ’creative’ often means ’unpredictable’. What might you expect to find between the covers of this delightful tome? One could imagine a smorgasbord of playful exercises designed not just to teach the art of movement, but to instill a lifelong fear of rhythm in unsuspecting children. Not only does it delve into the techniques of creative dance, but it also offers invaluable advice on how to avoid being trampled during the inevitable free-for-all that follows a sound check. Invaluable tips for persuading children that flailing their limbs is somehow a legitimate form of self-expression. Creative games that may or may not involve running in circles until someone collapses from sheer joy. Advice on how to handle the inevitable chaos when a dance lesson turns into a spontaneous interpretive wrestling match. Case studies demonstrating the fine line between dance instruction and anarchy. A surprising section on the importance of jazz hands in primary-level dance. In the spirit of the swinging sixties, this book encourages educators to let loose, to embrace the chaos of youthful exuberance, while secretly wondering if the children might just take a nap if left to their own devices. Russell’s prose has a sprinkle of whimsy, reminiscent of a time when creativity wasn’t just encouraged, it was practically mandated. And why not? After all, a little bit of madness might just teach kids the invaluable lesson that sometimes, life is about breaking out of the box (or classroom) and letting loose—preferably while dancing to the latest pop hit, or at least one that was popular when this book was published. Condition: Used, but with the kind of charm that can only come from decades of being pulled from dusty shelves and thumbed through by overzealous educators and curious children alike. Expect the pages to carry the scent of nostalgia, the odd ketchup stain from school lunches long past, and perhaps the occasional crayon drawing inexplicably inserted between chapters. This book is no pristine collectible; it’s a battle-worn veteran, ready to share its wisdom and a healthy dose of mirth with a new generation of teachers and dance enthusiasts. Whether you’re an educator looking to expand your repertoire of unconventional teaching methods or simply in search of amusement, Creative Dance In The Primary School is sure to provide endless entertainment and perhaps a few moments of serious reflection on the nature of movement itself. So, if you fancy shaking up your teaching approach and introducing a touch of delightful chaos into the sometimes dreary world of primary education, look no further than this quirky gem from Crappy Old Books. It’s time to get those tiny feet moving! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2125/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/creative-dance-apr-2024.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacDonald and Evans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2124 Budapest by Berlitz Welcome to ’Budapest’, a tome by Berlitz that dares to navigate the chaotic whirlpool of a city steeped in history, culture, and just a pinch of existential dread. Published in 1990—a year of questionable fashion choices and the fading echoes of Cold War tension—this guide promises to whisk you away to the cobbled streets of Hungary’s illustrious capital, where the coffee is as strong as the local opinions and the thermal baths can heal both body and soul (or at least your aching feet). In a text that feels both like a trusty companion and an awkward schoolmate at a dance, Berlitz outlines the must-see spots in Budapest, from the majestic Buda Castle to the somewhat dodgy yet undeniably charming ruin bars. It’s a book that huffs and puffs about historical monuments while simultaneously whispering sweet nothings about local delicacies that may or may not give you gas. As you read, you’ll be left wondering if the author had ever actually stepped foot in the city or if they merely glued their fingers to a map and let intuition guide them through a raucous night out. Delve into the pages that promise to unlock the secrets of thermal baths, where the locals say you can emerge a new person—though whether that person is any better than the one who entered is up for debate. Berlitz’s charming prose may make you feel like you’re lounging with a local over a plate of gulyás, but if you’re not careful, you might find yourself seated next to a rather peculiar character with a penchant for reciting poetry about potatoes. If you’re looking for a travel guide that balances practicality with the absurdity of life, you’ve stumbled onto something that’s both curiously delightful and a tad misguided! Condition: Used. This volume has seen better days, perhaps during the era when grunge was a fashion statement and dial-up Internet elicited groans from every corner of the globe. The cover displays signs of wear that could tell tales of half-hearted attempts to read it on crowded public transport, or perhaps a rebellious cat who mistook it for a scratching post. Pages may bear more coffee stains than actual travel notes, a nostalgic reminder of hurried planning sessions in cafés that could have been described in the book—had it been less preoccupied with discussing the virtues of paprika and more focused on practical matters. The glory of Budapest, however, is that it is, in fact, a city that can handle a bit of chaos, and this guide mirrors that ethos. Its questionable maps might lead you to dead ends, while the vague recommendations for restaurants could land you in a delightful eatery—or a tourist trap serving boiled cabbage. A thrilling ride, indeed, much like the city’s infamous trams that seem to have their own ideas about schedules. If you find yourself lost in Budapest, this book might just serve as a charming companion, provided you can decipher the author’s sometimes baffling directions. As you flip through its pages, prepare to encounter some delightful quirks that would make any seasoned traveller chuckle. The book doesn’t shy away from the reality of navigating a foreign city, where asking for directions may lead to discussions about generational trauma or the best spots for traditional pastry—but never, I repeat, never, the quickest route to your destination. It’s a wild ride, and one that should probably come with a seatbelt. So, if you’re ready to embark on a rather unpredictable journey through Budapest, consider this your ticket to a rollercoaster of misadventures, half-baked advice, and the occasional revelation that could only arise from a guide that’s equal parts travel literature and existential comedy. Find it, cherish it, and let it remind you that even the crappiest of old books can ignite your wanderlust in ways you never thought possible. Available from Crappy Old Books, your gateway to the wonderfully unexpected! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2124/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/budapest-apr-2024.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berlitz 9782831504025 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2123 Hungarian For Travellers by Berlitz Prepare to embark on a linguistic odyssey that may or may not lead you to the exotic land of Hungary, where paprika is plentiful and the chances of successfully ordering a gulyás without blushing in embarrassment reach an unprecedented low. "Hungarian For Travellers," published by the ever-ambitious Berlitz in 1984, offers you the chance to master a language with more vowels than your average Scrabble board, all while providing a delightful glimpse into a world where your pronunciation of "szép" could lead to either heartwarming conversation or bewildered stares. This delightful tome is not merely a guide to vocabulary but serves as a charming reminder of what life was like before smartphones. With no autocorrect to save you from the travesty of miscommunication, every phrase you attempt could either be your ticket to a delightful dinner or a disastrous encounter with the local authorities. Don’t worry, though; should you accidentally ask for a "whimsical goat" instead of a "glass of wine," you’ll only have a story worth telling for decades to come. As you turn the pages, you’ll find sections dedicated to essential phrases such as “Where is the nearest public toilet?” and “I didn’t mean to offend the local wildlife,” alongside the ever-critical “Can you spare a moment for a confused tourist?” It’s a veritable feast of dialogue that prepares you for the rough terrain of social interaction in a foreign land. Each lesson is meticulously crafted to ensure that you can navigate any awkward encounter, from ordering food to charming your way through a host family’s home without setting off any alarms—cultural or otherwise. In the glorious 1980s spirit of optimism, this book is peppered with illustrations that look as though they were photocopied a few too many times, ensuring a sense of nostalgia that will make you feel as if you’ve stepped into a time capsule. So much has changed since its publication, leaving questions lingering in the air: Is the Hungarian phrase for "I love this country" still relevant? And what about "Can I borrow your hat for a photo?" — a phrase that may or may not be critical in your travels. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. This book has been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps by a traveler who, like you, was intent on experiencing Hungary through the lens of awkward small talk and questionable dining choices. The spine is slightly cracked, reminiscent of the many times it was opened in hopeful anticipation of mastering the language. Marginalia in the form of doodles and cryptic notes from previous owners add a layer of intrigue; perhaps they were secret agents or just really confused tourists like you. The pages may exhibit slight yellowing, a wonderful testament to its storied past and a perfect accessory for those who appreciate the warmth of aged paper and the aroma of nostalgia mixed with the faint scent of paprikash. But wait, there’s more! If you act now (or, you know, whenever you feel like it), you’ll receive this invaluable list of completely arbitrary yet potentially helpful insights into what to expect when navigating the treacherous waters of Hungarian culture: Beware of the "pálinka"—it’s not just a drink; it’s a rite of passage. Remember to greet everyone with a hearty "Jó napot!"—unless you’re in a hurry, in which case, just run. As a rule of thumb, never underestimate the power of a well-timed smile. All roads may lead to Rome, but in Hungary, they may just lead you to a delightful market offering mysterious herbs. Do not attempt to pronounce "gyümölcs" after the third glass of wine; your dignity may thank you later. Whether you’re planning an expedition to Hungary or simply wish to impress your friends with your random knowledge of obscure languages, "Hungarian For Travellers" is the perfect companion for your bookshelf—or your next adventure. It’s an essential piece of the Berlitz legacy, representing a time when learning a language required more than just a few clicks on an app, and a great reminder that sometimes, the journey is far more entertaining than the destination. Snag this quirky relic from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a trip down memory lane—or if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, perhaps an actual trip to Hungary itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2123/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hungarian-for-travellers-apr-2024.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berlitz 9781852382094 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2122 English Chairs by Victoria and Albert Museum Welcome to the wonderfully wobbly world of English Chairs, where the seat of power lies not in government, but in the exquisite craftsmanship of wood, upholstery, and some decidedly questionable design choices from history’s most daring furniture-makers. Published in the good ol’ year of 1950 by the HMSO, this radiant tome from the esteemed Victoria and Albert Museum isn’t merely a book; it’s an invitation to sit down—quite literally, if you so choose—and ponder your place in the great tapestry of British seating arrangements. Why, you might ask, would anyone wish to spend their limited hours on Earth contemplating chairs? Ah, dear reader, this is not just any collection of chairs; it is a deep dive into the eccentricities of English social strata, as told through the medium of things to sit on. From the regal to the ridiculous, the book takes the reader on a journey through time, exploring how a chair can be a throne, a refuge, or even a decorative warzone in the never-ending battle of interior design. Within the pages of this book, you will discover a veritable smorgasbord of chair styles that would make even the most discerning of living room connoisseurs gasp in horror or delight. The authors (or rather, curators of glorious upholstery) have painstakingly categorized chairs in a manner that is both informative and bizarrely entertaining. Is that a Victorian balloon-back chair you see there? Or perhaps a Jacobean turned leg? Do sit down, grab a biscuit, and prepare to be charmed—or perplexed—by the history of each chair’s birth and, most importantly, its social implications. As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter tales of: The scandalous affair of the Windsor chair and its relationship with the common folk The tragic demise of the Chesterfield under the weight of a thousand unfulfilled tea-time promises How the Regency style gave rise to a generation of overly fussy parlors The unlikely rise of the bean bag chair as the ultimate anti-establishment seating arrangement The mournful saga of the rocking chair, forever caught between relaxation and responsibility But wait! There’s more! Each chair featured in this authoritative guide comes with its own anecdotes, which somehow manage to be both enlightening and utterly ridiculous. Who knew that a simple armchair could hold the key to understanding the post-war psyche of a nation? Or that the humble stool might just represent the very essence of English stubbornness? Only the authors of this magnificent tome could connect such dots, even if some of those dots are a bit… wonky. Condition: Used. Ah yes, the condition of this particular treasure is something to behold. Expect the pages to possess just the right amount of foxing, as if they’ve been lovingly handled by a thousand curious hands. The spine may be slightly cracked, reminiscent of a chair that has seen far too many gatherings of raucous relatives during the holidays. It has that delightful scent of aged paper, a bouquet best described as ‘vintage library’ with a hint of ‘previously owned by someone who might have spilled tea on it.’ In conclusion, English Chairs is not just a book; it’s a quirky yet profound exploration of the furniture that has shaped British culture in ways you never knew were possible. So, if you’re in the market for an intellectually stimulating read that might just make you reconsider your choice of seating arrangements, this book is for you. Grab your copy today, just be sure to take a seat first—after all, you wouldn’t want to read about chairs while standing, would you? Only at Crappy Old Books can you find this delightful relic that awaits a new home, possibly with a new chair to sit upon while reading it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2122/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-chairs-apr-2024.jpg 4.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2121 Mathematics In Primary Schools by The Schools Council Oh, the 1960s! A time of bell-bottoms, the Beatles, and a very, very serious look at the numerals that shaped our childhoods. Enter "Mathematics In Primary Schools," a title so unassuming that it could easily be mistaken for a manual on how to train a particularly stubborn cat. Yet here you have it: a 1966 publication from the Schools Council, proudly brought to you by HMSO—because what child wouldn’t want to immerse themselves in the scintillating world of long division and the perils of pi? As you leaf through its well-thumbed pages, expect to be assaulted by the sheer audacity of educational reforms from a bygone era. The chalk dust of yesteryears wafts through the pages, rife with the optimism that perhaps, just perhaps, kids would find joy in algebraic equations. Spoiler alert: they didn’t. But don’t let that deter you! This book stands as a historical artifact, a monument to the time when adults thought teaching kids numbers was about as thrilling as teaching them to watch paint dry. Much like a school assembly that seems to last for eons, this volume is brimming with polynomials and pedagogical principles. It raises questions that will haunt you long after you’ve closed the book: Was there ever a time when children clapped their hands in delight at the mention of quadratic equations? Did anyone ever actually enjoy fractions? The answers, much like the mysterious realm of mathematics itself, remain elusive. In an age before calculators were considered household essentials and when Pythagoras was merely a name dropped at dinner parties, this book delivers insights on how to mold the minds of young scholars. It promises to teach educators how to engage their classes with the fervor of a magician pulling rabbits out of hats—or perhaps more like a magician whose rabbit has gone AWOL. Each chapter is a delightful jaunt through the maze of mathematical reasoning and rudimentary arithmetic that teachers, students, and unfortunately, parents were presumably meant to embrace. Among its finer moments, you may find: A riveting discussion on the merits of number lines, where the true drama lies in whether to start at zero or one. A thorough exploration of mental math techniques, which may or may not include counting on one’s fingers—because, after all, why not bring back that classic? Detailed strategies for teaching addition that could probably also double as a sleep aid. Irresistible diagrams that attempt to make mathematical concepts visually appealing, yet often resemble abstract art gone wrong. Insightful anecdotes from educators that may leave you pondering the very nature of existence—or at least the existence of good teaching methods. Condition: Used, with pages that are eager to share tales of youthful mathematicians struggling with the difference between a numerator and a denominator. The cover has likely seen more scuffles than a playground brawl, but fret not! Each crease and tear adds character, much like your favorite old pair of shoes that you refuse to throw away despite the holes. Flipping through, you might find the occasional doodle, a forgotten equation left by a student who dared to dream of better times when math would take a backseat to recess. In a world where the latest educational theories flutter in and out like the seasons, “Mathematics In Primary Schools” remains a steadfast reminder that once upon a time, educators truly believed they could make math fun. This book, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is perfect for those who appreciate the irony of teaching children the fine art of calculation while simultaneously calculating the number of ways they can escape to the nearest playground. Grab it before it disappears into the mathematical void—because who doesn’t want a slice of this vintage educational pie? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2121/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mathematics-in-primary-schools-apr-2024.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2120 Guide To London Museums And Galleries by HMSO Ah, London! The city where the rain is as constant as the history, and where museums and galleries pop up like mushrooms after a particularly rainy day. Enter the "Guide To London Museums And Galleries," a delightful relic from 1958, lovingly birthed by the esteemed HMSO—because what could be more thrilling than a government-sanctioned manual for wandering aimlessly through art and antiquities? This guide promises to be your beacon of enlightenment, or at the very least, a conversational piece at dinner parties with the sort of people who carry umbrellas on sunny days. Published in the heyday of post-war optimism, the pages within this guide are likely to be filled with delightful descriptions of places that are either quaintly outdated or have since been transformed into hipster coffee shops. Could you stroll through the National Gallery, only to discover it has been repurposed as a vegan brunch spot? Quite possibly. Will you discover that the Tate Modern is now a trendy art installation made entirely of recycled plastic forks? There’s a solid chance, as the very fabric of London’s cultural landscape is as changeable as the British weather. While the guide showcases the majesty of London’s cultural institutions, it does so with a tone that can only be described as charmingly bureaucratic. Expect phrases like "exceedingly well-appointed" and "exhibit of notable significance," which may have inspired a generation of enthusiastic but utterly bewildered museum-goers. One can only imagine the author, hunched over a typewriter, sipping tea while pondering how to make a dusty old museum sound as thrilling as a trip to Disneyland—an impossible task, but one that they seemed admirably determined to undertake. As you flip through the pages, be prepared to encounter delightful nuggets such as: How to avoid the bafflingly specific art jargon that will make you feel like a visiting alien. A timeline of when the Victorian art scene was at its peak, just before it spiraled into madness. Tips on how to make small talk with curators who would rather discuss their cats than the latest installations. A thorough explanation of how to navigate that one annoying exhibit that’s always closed for renovations. Recommendations for the best benches to sit on when your enthusiasm for art has run out but your legs have not. Condition: Used—but not in the sense that it’s been through a wild night out in Soho. Think more along the lines of a well-loved pair of shoes that have seen a few too many puddles but are still reliable for a good walk. The pages may be slightly yellowing, perhaps with the occasional dog-eared corner that suggests someone was so enamored with the descriptions of the British Museum that they simply couldn’t resist marking their favorite bits. The cover bears the scratches and scuffs of history—it’s practically begging for you to take it home and add to its delightful patina. In a world inundated with rapid-fire digital information, this guide stands as a testament to the slow and steady art of perusing literature that was once, perhaps, considered an essential travel companion. It invites you to return to a simpler time when the biggest worry was whether to visit the Old Masters or the Romantic poets, rather than the latest viral TikTok trend. So go ahead, dust off your bowler hat, polish your monocle, and prepare yourself for an adventure through the hallowed halls of London’s most esteemed establishments, guided by the charmingly outdated wisdom of the HMSO. Find your own copy of "Guide To London Museums And Galleries" at Crappy Old Books, where the past is lovingly shoved into your hands with the promise of a time travel adventure, minus the actual time travel. It’s a must for any bibliophile who knows that sometimes, old books are better than actual experiences—especially when they come with a side of irony and a pinch of nostalgia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2120/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/guide-to-london-museums-and-galleries-apr-2024.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HMSO no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2119 Charmed Lives by Michael Korda Welcome to the whimsical world of "Charmed Lives," a delightful romp penned by the ever-ambitious Michael Korda, whose words seem to dance off the page like a tipsy ballerina at a garden party. Published in 1980, this exuberant tome invites you to pull up a chair, sip some lukewarm tea, and revel in the extravagant tales that only a decade of questionable fashion and unabashed glamour could inspire. Just imagine a world where people wear cravats while discussing the fine art of baking soufflés, and you’re halfway there. But what, you may ask, is this literary cocktail made of? Korda, with pen in hand and a mischievous glint in his eye, spins tales that are equal parts self-indulgent memoir and glitzy social commentary. The prose glimmers like a sequined gown under a disco ball, begging to be worn to an event that may or may not exist. Korda’s version of a ’charmed life’ may leave some readers wondering if they’ve stumbled into a glossy magazine rather than a book. Yet, perhaps this is precisely what makes it worth the read—if only to marvel at the sheer audacity of it all. As you meander through the chapters, prepare to meet a dazzling array of characters who strut across the page as if auditioning for their own reality show. There’s the eccentric aristocrat who insists on having her tea brewed in a crystal decanter and the enigmatic artist who only paints during thunderstorms. Korda’s penchant for the eccentric shines through, with characters so vividly drawn, they practically leap off the page and demand a round of applause—or at least a well-placed eye roll. Indeed, this book poses some profound questions, though you may find they’re less about the human condition and more about which shade of mauve is best for a summer soirée. You might ponder the following as you read: Is it possible to live a charmed life without a ridiculously large hat collection? How many candelabras is too many for a dinner party? What’s the ideal number of times to mention your travels to the South of France in one sitting? Can one truly eat cake without a side of drama? Is it socially acceptable to have a butler named ’Basil’? In the midst of these charming escapades, Korda provides a dazzling mosaic of a time gone by, where aspirations were as high as the hairdos and the champagne flowed like water—albeit possibly from a slightly questionable source. Each page pulsates with the rhythm of the ’80s, a decade that believed in excess as a virtue rather than a vice. The descriptions are lush, the dialogue is sharp, and the irony is thicker than a London fog. One might wonder if it’s a biography, a satire, or just an elaborate ruse to distract you from the mundanity of life. Condition: This particular copy of "Charmed Lives" is lovingly used, bearing the marks of a life well-read. Its pages offer the slightest whiff of nostalgia, perhaps a trace of perfume from a long-lost soirée. The spine’s creak is reminiscent of the whisper of scandal echoing through the halls of an extravagant estate. While there may be the odd smudge or crease, rest assured that each imperfection adds to its character, much like the eccentricities of its author’s own life. So dive into this kaleidoscopic adventure courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where we stand by the belief that every second-hand narrative has its own quirky charm. If you’re searching for a surreal escape into a world of excess, where life is but a series of fabulous parties and the only thing missing is your own personal assistant, look no further. "Charmed Lives" is waiting to whisk you away on its golden, glittery wings—if only for a few hours of mirth and merriment. Cheers to that! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2119/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/charmed-lives-apr-2024.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140054026 GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2118 Collins Italian Phrase Book by Collins Welcome to the 1963 edition of the "Collins Italian Phrase Book," a veritable time capsule of linguistic charm and absurdity. This delightful tome, published by the venerable Collins, stands as a testament to a bygone era when the art of conversation was often muddled by poorly pronounced vowels and overzealous hand gestures. Within its worn pages lies not just a collection of phrases, but a portal to the past where every pronunciation was a potential social faux pas. Imagine yourself, if you will, in a quaint Italian piazza, armed only with this phrase book and a bottle of mediocre Chianti. Your ability to navigate the local customs hinges on your mastery of phrases like "Dove si trova la fermata dell’autobus?" (Where is the bus stop?) and "Vorrei un gelato, per favore" (I would like an ice cream, please). Yet, as you thumb through the pages, you might find yourself wondering if the real question is not where the bus stop is, but rather why you didn’t just download an app instead. Includes phrases for: Bring me some cotton wool The sheets on the bed are damp All these are for my personal use Have you a piece of string? It looks like rain Mind the jelly-fish I have spily some water on the cloth This handy-dandy volume is perfect for putting in your pocket whilst exploring any part of uncharted Italy on your next exciting EU expedition. The delightful quirks of the 1963 edition are enough to make any linguaphile chuckle. There’s an unmistakable charm in the way it categorizes phrases that are both impractical and amusingly specific. Need to ask for directions to the nearest volcano? There’s a phrase for that! Want to express your profound appreciation for a particularly well-cooked pasta dish? Well, you’re in luck! The book is replete with idiomatic expressions that are so niche, they could only possibly arise from a very specific set of experiences—like being stranded in a small Italian village during a culinary festival gone awry. As you delve into the linguistic labyrinth, you might encounter sections dedicated to “Traveling by Train” which, to an untrained eye, could easily be mistaken for an avant-garde poem. The irregular verbs jump off the page like overcooked spaghetti, and the pronunciation guides may leave you sounding more like a confused seagull than a suave Italian traveler. Yet, therein lies its charm: the opportunity to bungle your way through “Ciao, mi scusi!” (Hello, excuse me!) while the locals attempt to decipher your intentions amidst fits of laughter. But it’s not all hiccups and hilarity! Within these pages, you’ll also stumble upon useful nuggets of wisdom that could change the course of your Italian adventure. For example, the ability to confidently order a “Bottiglia di vino rosso” (bottle of red wine) might just be the key to breaking the ice at that charming Trattoria. And while you may never get the hang of the subjunctive verb tense, you’ll certainly master the art of gesticulation, ensuring that your charm outweighs your lack of grammatical prowess. Condition: This particular copy has seen some action, likely being tossed around at dinner parties and holiday gatherings, where it probably inspired several miscommunications regarding the number of antipasti to order. Its spine may be a tad cracked, like your resolve after an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet, but the pages remain intact and ready to impart their delightful wisdom. The scent of decades past wafts from the pages, mingling with faded ink and the hope that someone, somewhere, managed to properly pronounce “Gnocchi” at least once before the book is retired to a dusty shelf. So, whether you plan on whisking off to Italy or simply wish to impress your friends with your newfound ability to mispronounce Italian phrases at pub quizzes, this phrase book is a humorous companion for those who appreciate the absurdity of language acquisition. It’s more than a mere collection of phrases; it’s a cultural artifact laden with history, laughter, and the occasional existential crisis over how to ask for the bill in a local restaurant. In a world dominated by digital language tools, let the "Collins Italian Phrase Book" remind you of the joy of human connection—however clumsy it may be. Snag this quirky relic from Crappy Old Books, and you’ll be well on your way to becoming the most entertaining tourist on both sides of the espresso machine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2118/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Collins-Italian-Phrase-Book-Apr-2024.jpg 3.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2116 Mr Midshipman Hornblower by CS Forester Mr. Midshipman Hornblower by CS Forester takes readers on an exhilarating journey through the tumultuous seas of the Napoleonic Wars. Follow the young and inexperienced Horatio Hornblower as he embarks on a thrilling naval career, filled with daring exploits, strategic brilliance, and personal challenges. In a world where honor, duty, and courage reign supreme, Hornblower’s adventures reveal the indomitable spirit of a true hero. Join him as he battles formidable foes, navigates treacherous waters, and rises through the ranks, proving that even in the face of adversity, one man can change the course of history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2116/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mr-midshipman-hornblower-2023-oct.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140011159 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2109 Railway Posters of the War by The Railway Gazette Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, for the curious chronicle of "Railway Posters of the War"—a title that certainly rolls off the tongue with the elegance of a steam engine rumbling down the tracks. Published in the year 1939, a time when the world was teetering on the brink of chaos, this delightful tome from The Railway Gazette invites you to explore the oddly juxtaposed realms of railway travel and wartime propaganda. Yes, that’s right! Nothing quite says "let’s go on an adventure" like a poster urging you to hop on a train while the world is embroiled in conflict. Where to begin with this vintage curiosity? One could say it’s a veritable buffet of visual delights, showcasing an array of posters designed to make you feel positively inspired about traveling by rail in times of peril. Think of it as a charming time capsule, where the aesthetic beauty of railway posters dances cheekily with the grim realities of a world at war. Will you feel compelled to take a train journey while simultaneously pondering the fate of civilization? Who knows! But one thing is certain: you’ll never look at a steam locomotive in quite the same way again. This book is a veritable feast for the eyes, featuring vibrant illustrations that beckon you to the open railway carriages of yore, all while the background hums with the ominous tones of history in the making. It’s an odd mix, like serving a hearty beef Wellington at a carrot juice convention. The juxtaposition of the idyllic train journeys against the backdrop of impending doom provides a curious lens through which to view the human experience. One can’t help but wonder: were people actually excited to board a train knowing full well that war was knocking at their doors? Or was it an elaborate distraction from the grim realities of life? The book deftly weaves through the pastel shades of optimism and the sepia tones of dread, prompting an introspective inquiry into the nature of escapism. Is it possible that these vibrant posters were the equivalent of a warm cup of cocoa in a bomb shelter? Readers may find themselves asking profound questions such as: “Would I prefer the thrill of a distant battlefield or the gentle rumble of a train?” A rhetorical query, indeed, but one that floats around the pages like a cheeky ghost of a train conductor, urging you to take a trip down memory lane—or perhaps a one-way ticket to existential dread. Now, let us not gloss over the practical side of things. This book is not merely a collection of pretty pictures, it is an invitation to reflect on the role of transportation in wartime. The railway, often heralded as the great unifier of disparate communities, becomes a symbol of resilience and hope against the backdrop of global uncertainty. One might even say it serves as a reminder that while bombs may fall, life (and the railway schedule) goes on. The irony here is thicker than the London fog, offering a rich tapestry of thought wrapped in the guise of railway art. But what of the physical form of this literary wonder? Condition: Used, which is a euphemism for “it has seen some things.” Expect dog-eared pages, perhaps a faint whiff of history, and the occasional ink stain that might lead you to believe you’ve stumbled upon a clandestine meeting of railroad enthusiasts from an alternative timeline. This book has lived, and it’s ready to share its stories—just perhaps not over tea and biscuits. As you flip through the pages adorned with propaganda and picturesque scenes, consider the world this book represents: a fusion of art and history, optimism and anxiety, all held together by the adhesive of nostalgia. So whether you are a railway aficionado, a lover of history, or simply someone looking to fill the void in your collection of oddities, "Railway Posters of the War" is a curious addition that might just offer more than meets the eye. If nothing else, it provides a delightful talking point at dinner parties, where you can marvel at the absurdity of life and the human spirit’s unyielding quest for adventure, even in the direst of times. Be sure to pick up your own slightly battered copy from Crappy Old Books—where the charm of the old pages and the stories they tell are always waiting to be rediscovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2109/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/railway-posters-and-the-war-2023-0ct.jpg 24.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Railway Gazette no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2108 Me by Katharine Hepburn In an age where autobiographies are as common as pigeons in a city park, Katharine Hepburn’s "Me" struts onto the literary scene with all the grace of a swan wearing a beret. Published in 1992 by Penguin, this delightful tome offers a peek behind the curtain of a life spent dancing with the stars and fending off the occasional existential crisis. Hepburn, who needs no introduction but will get one anyway, was a force of nature, a tornado of charisma and talent who unapologetically declared, “I have to be me!”—and if that doesn’t stir something deep within, you might want to check your pulse. In these pages, Hepburn serves up her life story, garnished with wit and served with a side of sass. As the pages turn—possibly with a hint of difficulty owing to the book’s second-hand nature—you will find yourself immersed in her reflections, juicy anecdotes, and a few choice words about the peculiarities of Hollywood. One can only imagine the typewriters clacking away in the background as Hepburn concocted her memoir, possibly while wearing a tuxedo and sipping on a martini. This is the story of a woman who turned the world’s expectations on its head, and let’s be honest, probably did a pirouette while doing so. What can one expect from “Me”? Well, a mixed bag of delightful surprises, from her ruminations on family and love to her pointed observations about the absurdities of fame. Each chapter feels like a vintage cocktail party where guests are encouraged to spill secrets and perhaps a bit of champagne. And while the glitz and glamour of the golden age of Hollywood linger in the air, Hepburn also strips away the façade to reveal the person behind the stories—the struggles, the triumphs, and the sheer stubbornness that kept her moving forward. For those who appreciate a little quirkiness in their literary diet, this book serves up a buffet of delightful oddities. Imagine a collection of musings that might include: Her unique fashion sense, which might make you question your own wardrobe choices. Encounters with fellow movie stars that could rival your wildest celebrity gossip dreams. Reflections on aging gracefully, or perhaps just gracefully ignoring the aging part altogether. Her thoughts on the absurdity of Hollywood, which haven’t aged a day—much like she didn’t! Various escapades that prove she was as much a rebel as she was an actress. Condition: This book tells its own story of time well spent, with the soft markings of previous readers who likely chuckled, sighed, or gasped at just the right moments. The spine is gently cracked from years of love, and the pages, while perhaps slightly yellowed, are imbued with the whispers of those who sought to understand this extraordinary woman. It may have seen better days, but like Hepburn herself, this book has character—flaws and all. Whether you’re a die-hard Katharine Hepburn fan, a casual reader looking for some delightful insights, or just someone who enjoys the scent of old books, "Me" is your ticket to a world where glamour meets reality, and nothing is ever quite as it seems. So pop on your reading glasses, pour yourself a cup of Earl Grey, and prepare to be entertained by the life of a woman who refused to be anything but herself. And remember, this treasure is available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where the stories are plentiful, and the quirks are celebrated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2108/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/me-oct-2023.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140172713 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2107 Discovering Windmills by John Vince In the illustrious year of 1977, a time when disco reigned supreme and bell-bottoms were the pinnacle of fashion, John Vince decided to take a break from the chaos of modernity (and possibly excessive polyester) to dive into the serene world of windmills. "Discovering Windmills" is his earnest attempt to whisk readers away from the cacophony of rock ’n’ roll and into the gentle whirring of these majestic structures. You might wonder, what could possibly be so captivating about spinning blades and creaking timber? Well, dear reader, prepare to be mildly intrigued. Unlike the average travelogue that would have you exploring exotic locales and tasting culinary delights, Vince opts for the decidedly niche path of windmill appreciation. He delves into the history and significance of these towering giants, often found in the most unexpected places. It’s a book that, perhaps unintentionally, beckons you to consider the romanticism of agricultural machinery over Mediterranean beaches or bustling urban landscapes. One can only imagine the conversations this book could spark at your next dinner party—"Oh, I see you brought the wine; I brought a riveting discussion about the mechanics of windmills!" Readers will find themselves enthralled (or perhaps just mildly entertained) by the way Vince navigates the complex relationship between humanity and these graceful giants. He whimsically posits that windmills are not just relics of the past but symbols of perseverance in the face of time itself. The intricacies of their mechanics, the regional variations, and perhaps a few obscure anecdotes about windmill enthusiasts make for what can only be described as an “acquired taste.” For anyone who has ever looked at a windmill and thought, “I must know more,” this book is your proverbial rabbit hole. Vince does not shy away from exploring the cultural significance of windmills, occasionally bordering on the poetic. Who knew that a rotating blade could evoke sentiments of nostalgia and pride? In a world devoured by the next big thing, he offers a refreshing reminder of simpler times when the wind was harnessed not for modern energy solutions, but for leisurely flour milling—although, unless you’ve got a thing for flour, you might struggle to find the thrill in that. Should you be wondering why this book exists in the first place, one might muse that every generation needs its quirk, and windmill appreciation is the 1970s’ way of embracing the unglamorous. Perhaps it speaks to a yearning for stability, with each windmill standing steadfast against the changing tides of fashion and technology. Or perhaps Vince just really liked windmills. One can never be too sure. Now, if you’re hesitant to plunk down your hard-earned cash on a book about windmills, fear not! This literary masterpiece comes complete with quirky illustrations that capture the essence of these spinning beauties in all their rustic charm. From quaint country scenes to intricate architectural details, you’ll find that Vince’s passion shines through in every turn of the page—though whether that translates to a gripping read is entirely subjective. Condition: This used copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, shows a certain je ne sais quoi that only time and bookshelf neglect can impart. While the cover may exhibit signs of wear akin to a beloved teddy bear from childhood, the pages within are still intact, holding onto their secret knowledge of windmills with a tenacity that would make even the sturdiest of turbines proud. Expect the occasional yellowed page and perhaps a few coffee stains from previous readers who may have been too caffeinated to focus on the wonders of windmills. But isn’t that the charm of a second-hand book? It carries the essence of its past adventures. So, if you find yourself captivated by the thought of windmills and the oddities of life, "Discovering Windmills" is your ticket to a quaintly obscure journey. Embrace the whimsical charm of 1970s literature and take the plunge into the spinning world of windmills—if you dare. After all, it’s not every day you stumble upon an opportunity to impress your friends with knowledge about historical structures that turned grain into flour while they drone on about their latest streaming binge. Discovering a good book has never been so oddly specific. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2107/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/discovering-windmills-oct-2023.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Shire Publications Ltd 9780852633731 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2104 Portrait of a Marriage by Nigel Nicolson Ah, the 1980s, a decade renowned for shoulder pads, questionable hairstyles, and a rather ironic fascination with the complexities of domestic relationships. In this delightful tome, "Portrait of a Marriage," Nigel Nicolson presents a riveting exploration of matrimony that prompts us to ask the question: "Is it a love story or a cautionary tale?" Spoiler alert: you may find yourself uncertain about either. As you leaf through the pages of this slightly battered volume, you are likely to experience a peculiar mix of nostalgia and discomfort—much like biting into a fruitcake that’s been left out since last Christmas. Nicolson, with the aplomb of a fine British tea served lukewarm, artfully dissects the sanctity (and occasional absurdity) of marriage, delivering insights that will likely leave you nodding sagely while simultaneously questioning your life choices. With a quill as sharp as a well-honed nagging, he encapsulates the essence of partnership, be it monogamous or otherwise, and serves it on a platter of wit and poignancy. Set against a backdrop of societal expectations and individual desires, the narrative unfolds like a creaky old door, revealing the complexities of companionship that might just rattle your perception of wedded bliss. Nicolson’s prose dances between heartfelt and sardonic, capturing the essence of the all-too-human condition. You may find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, only to immediately realise that you’re actually laughing at your own relationship woes. It’s the kind of book that could ignite a spirited debate at your next dinner party—provided everyone has already had a drink or two. In "Portrait of a Marriage," expect to encounter a host of compelling topics, or should I say, delightful conundrums, such as: The fine art of avoiding your partner’s relatives The existential dread of IKEA furniture assembly as a metaphor for communication How to successfully ignore the fact that you both have differing opinions on the cat’s name The impact of financial strain on romantic relations—spoiler: it’s never good The dance of intimacy when the kids are home and the Wi-Fi is down Each vignette serves as a microcosm of the larger human experience, revealing the contradictions, joys, and occasional calamities that keep us coming back for more. The characters—or, more aptly, the archetypes—within these pages are as relatable as your eccentric aunt who insists on telling the same stories at every family gathering, each time with slightly less embellishment and slightly more wine. You will find yourself rooting for them, laughing with them, and at times, cringing alongside them. Condition: This well-loved copy has seen better days, resembling the marriage of two people who’ve weathered their fair share of storms—there are frayed edges, the occasional coffee stain, and a dog-eared page that might just be the key to understanding the author’s musings on fidelity. It’s the kind of book that begs to be read with a cup of tea in one hand and a biscuit in the other, even if the biscuit has gone a tad stale. It’s used, but like a well-worn cardigan, it has its own charm. So, if you seek a whimsical yet insightful journey through the often murky waters of matrimony, look no further than this delightful addition to your bookshelf. Whether you’re married, planning to be married, or simply have a morbid curiosity about the institution, "Portrait of a Marriage" promises to provide both amusement and thought-provoking reflections. Snag your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand purchase feels like a quirky adventure just waiting to unfold. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2104/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/portrait-of-a-marriage-oct-2023.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780860070917 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2101 American Caesars by Nigel Hamilton Ah, ’American Caesars’ by Nigel Hamilton, a title that dances gracefully on the precipice of irony, as if promising a banquet of imperial feasts but instead serving a lukewarm dish of historical musings. Published in the illustrious year of 2010 by Vintage Books, it beckons the reader with the allure of a bygone era, while simultaneously reminding you that history is often the most tedious dinner guest—one who drones on about the past while you secretly wish for the sweet release of dessert. In this purported exploration of American leadership, one can’t help but suspect that the title hints at something grander than mere political analysis. After all, who wouldn’t want to delve into the lives of leaders that strut about like the emperors of Rome, draped in togas sewn from the fabric of hubris? Yet, amidst the promise of grandeur lies the sobering reality that our American Caesars may, in fact, be more akin to jesters in a confusing court than noble rulers. As Hamilton takes us on a rollercoaster of political escapades, one might question if the author has actually captured the essence of American governance or merely served us a heaping platter of stale anecdotes garnished with a sprinkle of cynicism. Perhaps this book is a well-intentioned warning: tread carefully, dear reader, for the path through history is littered with the debris of fallen leaders and the echoes of their blunders. And yet, isn’t it far more entertaining to witness their missteps from the comfort of a well-worn armchair? With an array of insights that may leave you scratching your head in confusion, Hamilton invites us to ponder profound questions like, “Is leadership merely a façade?” and “Can anyone truly wear the crown without losing their mind?” Each page turns like the gears of a rusty clock, ticking away at the very essence of what it means to lead in a land that often finds itself lost in the wilderness of its own ambitions. But let us not forget the book’s charm: it is filled with a delightful assortment of quirky facts, questionable theories, and the occasional gem of wisdom—like finding that one oddly-shaped potato in a bag of spuds. Readers might discover that the author’s prose often meanders like a lost tourist in a foreign city, stopping to gawk at the peculiar architecture of political ideas and the bizarre rituals of campaign promises. One might also ponder the potential for ’American Caesars’ to serve as a prop in future literary debates about whether history is a cruel joke or just an uninspired play. The irony is palpable. After all, how often do we find ourselves caught between the high-minded rhetoric of leaders and the grimy reality of their actual accomplishments? In its pages, Hamilton may well provoke you to unleash your inner philosopher—whether you like it or not. Condition: Used. In the delightful manner typical of second-hand literature, this copy carries with it the charming patina of previous ownership. Expect dog-eared pages that hint at countless hours of pondering, along with a few smudges that bear witness to the passionate debates this book has inspired over cups of lukewarm tea. It has all the markings of a book you might find on an underappreciated shelf, possibly wedged between a dusty romance and an existential crisis disguised as literature. For those brave enough to navigate the murky waters of American leadership through the lens of Hamilton’s quirky prose, ’American Caesars’ may just provide the perfect combination of amusement and bewilderment. So grab your copy, or better yet, let Crappy Old Books present this quirky piece to you, and perhaps you’ll emerge with a newfound appreciation for the absurdities of power—just don’t forget to bring your thesaurus, or at least some snacks for the journey! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2101/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/american-caesars-oct-2023.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage Books 9780099520412 GB Standard 4.55 GBP COB-2099 A Guide To Gower by A Gower Society Publication Imagine, if you will, a world where maps are hand-drawn, guides are lovingly crafted by societies, and the term ’selfie’ has yet to be uttered—a world that celebrates the quaint charm of Gower. “A Guide To Gower” from the esteemed A Gower Society, published in the wild and whimsical year of 1979, is the perfect ticket for those adventurous souls wishing to navigate the wilds of South Wales with the precision of a caffeinated squirrel. Not quite an atlas, not quite a travelogue, this guide is more akin to a well-meaning friend’s ramblings after too many cups of tea. Filled with the kind of insights that could only have been gathered during a time when every second person wore flares and the concept of online reviews was merely a twinkle in a tech-savvy eye, this book is an ode to the magnificent landscapes and delightful quirks of Gower. The author, presumably a member of the Gower Society, has taken it upon themselves to capture the essence of this breathtaking region with a level of enthusiasm that might have you questioning whether they were paid in biscuits or just really enthusiastic about geology. This guide is part travel manual, part encyclopedia of local legends, and part philosophical treatise on why one might enjoy a good hike in the rain (hint: it builds character). Expect to find sections on notable landmarks, recommended walking routes, and perhaps a layer of history that could rival the most tedious of family reunions. And don’t worry, each page is imbued with enough local color to make even the dullest of bus rides feel like a vibrant jaunt through the countryside. In a charming mix of pedagogical zeal and genteel eccentricity, “A Guide To Gower” covers everything from the best spots to appreciate the sea breeze to the all-important question of where to find the region’s most hospitable pub (preferably one that serves proper Welsh ale and has a resident cat). You’ll be regaled with tales of local flora and fauna that might just inspire you to take up botany or, at the very least, to wonder what on Earth a gorse bush looks like. Flipping through the pages, you might stumble upon information that could only come from an era before Google Maps. Remember, this was a time when navigating wasn’t a matter of tapping a screen but rather consulting a fine piece of paper that might have seen a drop or two of gravy over the years. Each route described may come with a reassuringly vague estimate of the time required—honestly, who really knows how long it will take to traverse those muddy paths, especially when you stop to take an inordinate number of photographs of sheep? Condition: This tome has seen better days. The corners are dog-eared, pages are slightly yellowed (adding that authentic vintage vibe), and if you listen closely, you can almost hear the ghosts of hikers past whispering their wisdom through the creases. The spine has a gentle wear that suggests it has been opened and closed many times, each flip adding to its character and charm. Perfect for those who appreciate a book with stories of its own. In a world of sleek digital travel apps and polished social media feeds, “A Guide To Gower” serves as an endearing reminder that sometimes the best adventures come from the journeys less travelled—preferably with a bag of sandwiches and a questionable map as your companions. So dust off those walking boots and prepare for a hilariously outdated romp through Gower that could lead you to discover the hidden treasures of this Welsh wonderland. If you’re feeling brave enough to embrace the quaint chaos of the past, snag this delightful oddity from Crappy Old Books and set forth on a journey that’s sure to be as amusing as it is enlightening. So, why not indulge in a little nostalgia? As you turn the pages, you may just find that the true magic of Gower lies not in the destination, but in the erratic adventures that come from navigating its pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2099/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-guide-to-gower-0ct-2023.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A Gower Society Publication no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2095 Decieved With Kindness by Angelia Garnett In a world where kindness is often wielded like a blunt instrument, Angelia Garnett’s "Deceived With Kindness" strides into the literary arena with an air of both candor and mischief. Released in 1995 by Pimlico, this book may not exactly be a household name, but it possesses an uncanny knack for making you question the very nature of benevolence itself. With a title that may evoke images of benevolent grandmothers and the occasional gilded card, prepare for a narrative that is anything but sweet. Picture, if you will, a plush, well-worn armchair, possibly in a library that has long since eschewed the concept of tidy organization. The scent of old paper mingles with the faintest whiff of nagging regret, and somewhere, a clock ticks with the kind of urgency that only old things seem to possess. Here lies Garnett’s work, an exploration of the delicate balance between kindness and deceit—a theme that may resonate in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can have unintended consequences. You might even consider stocking up on emotional band-aids before tackling this read! But what does it mean to be “deceived with kindness”? Is it that moment when your well-meaning Aunt Gertrude gifts you a sweater two sizes too small, insisting that it’s “both fashionable and en vogue”? Or perhaps it’s the friend who “accidentally” spills the beans about your secret crush during a casual dinner party? Garnett probes the murky waters of human interaction with an astuteness that is both refreshing and slightly alarming. This book has garnered a following among those who enjoy a side of irony with their literary fare. Readers may find themselves pondering questions such as: Is kindness ever truly altruistic? Or are we all merely players in a grand game of emotional chess, each move calculated and masked by a façade of goodwill? Here’s a tantalizing glimpse of what to expect: Witty insights intertwined with an air of sardonic skepticism. Unforgettable anecdotes that will make you chuckle and cringe in equal measure. Characters who are as relatable as they are baffling—think of the friends you love and loathe. A narrative that trips you up like a well-placed banana peel, leaving you wondering what hit you. Moments of profound wisdom wrapped in layers of sarcasm, because who doesn’t love a good intellectual riddle? Condition: This well-loved copy of "Deceived With Kindness" shows the marks of its storied past. The pages are yellowed like a vintage postcard, and the spine has the kind of creases that suggest it has been read, then read again, perhaps while sipping tea and pondering life’s many ironies. There are a few annotations in the margins, possibly from a reader who took the title a tad too literally—an amusing commentary on the nature of kindness with a hint of existential angst. As you meander through this book, you may find yourself reflecting on your own experiences with kindness—both given and received. You might even discover a newfound appreciation for that slightly irritating friend who insists on giving unsolicited advice. After all, perhaps it’s truly the thought that counts, even if that thought is just a little misguided. In the grand tradition of peculiar and relatable literature, "Deceived With Kindness" is a treasure that will find a cozy spot on your shelf, right next to those books you pretend to have read. So, why not embrace its quirks and add it to your collection? After all, at Crappy Old Books, we celebrate not just the stories, but the journey of discovering the peculiar in the mundane. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2095/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/decieved-with-kindness-oct-2023.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pimlico 9780712662666 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2094 Black Coal by Jeremy Paxman In a world where coal is the unsung hero and villain alike, Jeremy Paxman’s "Black Coal" emerges from the literary depths like a clumsy miner tripping over his own pickaxe. Published in 2022 by the esteemed William Collins, this tome is a reflection on the murky, soot-stained history of Britain’s love affair with coal—a relationship that’s as complicated and fraught as a soap opera star’s private life. Coal: the substance that built empires, powered steam engines, and turned a quaint little island into a smog-choked powerhouse, all while giving Mother Nature a rather nasty case of the vapors. As you plod through the pages, expect to encounter a cocktail of historical anecdotes, sociopolitical musings, and the author’s own brand of cheeky wit. Paxman, known for his sharp tongue and incisive commentary, takes you on a journey through the dark heart of Britain’s industrial revolution, where black lung was merely a rite of passage and coal dust was the glitter of the day. It’s a delightful romp through time, where the air was thick with ambition and coal smoke, and everyone looked the other way when it came to actual lung health. In "Black Coal," Paxman seems to ask the existential question: is it possible to love a substance that has such a contentious legacy? He wades through the muck of history, past the triumphs and tragedies, and arrives at the conclusion that coal is less of a resource and more of a toxic relationship that you keep going back to, despite your better judgment. Just like that old flame who shows up every few years to remind you how much you miss the chaos, but really, you’re just trying to keep your airways clear. But fear not, dear reader! This isn’t merely a grim lecture on the repercussions of industrial progress. No, Paxman sprinkles his narrative with delightful tidbits and ironies that will have you chuckling at the absurdity of it all. You may find yourself pondering questions such as: Why did we let ourselves get so attached to a rock that burns? How did we manage to turn something so unglamorous into an entire lifestyle? And, perhaps most importantly, what does it say about humanity that we find nostalgia in all that black soot? As you delve deeper into the pages, you may find yourself mentally preparing for a heated debate with your friends about the merits of coal vs. renewable energy—because nothing brings people together like a good old-fashioned argument over fossil fuels. With Paxman’s incisive observations and sardonic humor, you’ll be well-equipped to navigate these complex conversations, armed with facts, figures, and a fair bit of irony. Condition: Used, like your favorite vintage shirt that’s seen better days but still holds fond memories. This copy of "Black Coal" has been thumbed through enough times that it carries the essence of various readers: a touch of mystery, a sprinkling of coffee stains, and perhaps a whiff of coal dust for authenticity. It’s well-loved, slightly dog-eared, and ready for its next adventure. If you’re searching for a pristine, untouched copy, you might want to reconsider—this book is more of a well-worn companion than a pristine souvenir. Think of it as a slightly scruffy guide through the coal-stoked fire of Britain’s past. So if you’re in the market for a book that marries history with humor, and isn’t afraid to get its hands dirty in the process, look no further. Grab your own copy of "Black Coal," and prepare for a reading experience that’s as gritty as it is enlightening. You’ll find it, among other curiosities, at Crappy Old Books, where the history is rich, the stories are quirky, and the coal is metaphorical—thankfully. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2094/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/black-coal-oct-2023.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books William Collins 9780008128364 GB Standard 4.05 GBP COB-2093 No Time to Wave Goodbye by Ben Wicks In a world where goodbyes are often relegated to mere formalities, Ben Wicks invites you to ponder the profound implications of waving farewell—or, as the title of this perplexing tome suggests, the distinct lack of time to do so. Published in 1989 by the rather posh Bloomsbury, “No Time to Wave Goodbye” is a veritable treasure chest of existential musings, which, despite its deceptively breezy title, may leave you questioning your own relationship with farewells, or at least wondering whether it’s time to put down the book and make your own societal exit. This book is not merely an exploration of the art of the farewell but a thickly woven tapestry of life’s fleeting moments, where even the most mundane aspects of daily existence are steeped in philosophical inquiry. You may find yourself swept into a world where waving goodbye is considered an Olympic sport, or perhaps a lost art form practiced only by eccentric grandmothers on park benches. With Wicks at the helm, prepare for a literary journey that feels more like a meandering stroll through a gallery of oddities than a traditional narrative. Expect the unexpected, such as musings on the etiquette of leaving a tea party, or the complexities of signing off a letter in a manner befitting the Queen. Wicks, known for his whimsical style and ability to weave the esoteric with the everyday, delivers a narrative that is both dense and light, challenging readers to find significance in the most trivial of interactions. This book ends up feeling like a series of vignettes that could easily each stand alone, yet are stitched together with the flimsy string of life’s absurdity. You may find yourself laughing inappropriately at moments that have nothing to do with your own life and contemplating the ramifications of a farewell wave that might have gone awry. But what do we really know about the actual content? Well, to say it’s a “must-read” would be too traditional for Wicks. Instead, think of it as a “must-look-at-while-sipping-tea-and-nodding-in-pretended-understanding” kind of book. As you flip through its pages, you will encounter: Curiously awkward anecdotes about unfinished goodbyes. A manifesto on the importance of choosing the right time to wave. A questionable recipe for “Goodbye Pudding,” which may or may not involve actual farewells. Illustrations so whimsical, they might just wave back at you. A wry commentary on the futility of seeking closure. Condition: Used, with all the charm that entails—dog-eared pages filled with the musings of a past reader, coffee stains that may or may not be reminiscent of tears shed over hasty farewells, and the unmistakable scent of second-hand wisdom. Please note, some pages may be slightly crumpled as if daring you to ponder the weight of a goodbye on a Tuesday afternoon. Ultimately, “No Time to Wave Goodbye” is a literary experience best approached with a bemused grin and perhaps a shrug of the shoulders. It stands as a testament to the bizarre nature of human interactions where we often fail to acknowledge the significance of saying goodbye, all while we’re stuck in our own chaotic lives. As you navigate the pages, you may find yourself questioning whether that last wave to your flatmate was ever really necessary or if you should just let it go, much like this book inviting you to move on to something more substantial after you’ve had your fill of its peculiarities. The book is available through Crappy Old Books, where we guarantee it will become a cherished part of your collection, if only for the sheer absurdity it brings to your bookshelf. So, grab a cup of tea, settle into your comfiest chair, and prepare for a reading experience that is both quirky and utterly befuddling. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2093/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/no-time-to-wave-goodbye-aug-2023.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747503774 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2064 The Mystic Masseur by VS Naipaul In the delightful realm of second-hand literary treasures, we present to you "The Mystic Masseur" by none other than VS Naipaul, a name that resonates with literary bravado and a hint of mystery, much like the book itself. This 1964 Penguin classic promises to whisk you away to a bygone era where mysticism and massage intertwine like the grapes in a good summer pudding—sticky, complex, and perhaps slightly fermented. One can only wonder what cosmic forces led to the book’s creation, possibly involving a séance around a tea kettle or a particularly potent curry. As you page through the slightly yellowed and charmingly dog-eared sheets, you may find yourself pondering the very essence of life in this cheeky exploration of cultural identity, ambition, and the oft-overlooked art of, well, massage. Our protagonist, if memory serves, may just be a mystic in the making, navigating the tangled web of personal and societal expectations while carving out a niche that might just be a tad more comfortable than your average recliner. One can only assume that a massage therapist’s hands are as vital as a poet’s quill—and perhaps just as prone to indecision when it comes to choosing the right words. Or oils. With its whimsical take on the trials and tribulations of aspiring mystics and masseurs alike, this novel invites you to wonder: What is the true nature of healing? Is it a gentle kneading of one’s shoulders or a deep dive into the abyss of the soul? Spoiler alert: It’s probably both, especially if you find yourself on the receiving end of some questionable advice from your local fortune-teller who seems oddly fixated on your love life. Fans of literary irony, rejoice! Naipaul’s work is a delightful mélange of the serious and the absurd, leaving no stone unturned and no massage unexamined—ideal for anyone who has ever wondered why they pay good money to lie face-down on a table while a stranger pokes at their muscles. It’s a thought-provoking romp that may even make you question your last trip to the spa. Expect to encounter a rich tapestry of characters who are as vibrant and unpredictable as your eccentric Aunt Maureen at a family gathering. You may even find yourself laughing aloud—much to the chagrin of the quiet library patrons nearby. But wait, there’s more! The book offers a buffet of philosophical musings and cultural commentary, served with a side of humour that’s as biting as a lemon left unattended in the sun. You’ll discover that the search for spiritual enlightenment often involves a lot of back-and-forth banter, some questionable choices, and the occasional existential crisis lurking in the corners like an uninvited party guest. Who knew that the journey to becoming a mystic could be as convoluted as navigating a London Underground map on a Friday evening? But don’t just take our word for it. This copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, carries the charming patina of a well-loved tome. It’s seen a few things, or so we imagine, and possesses that delightful scent of nostalgia mixed with just a hint of something that can only be described as “library musk.” In the grand scheme of things, does its condition matter? Perhaps not! After all, great literature is meant to be shared, even if it might seem like it was read by someone who thought a "mystic" was merely a trendy 1960s haircut. Condition: Used, of course, because who wants a pristine book that screams "I was never touched"? This well-worn volume has been loved, possibly by multiple generations of readers who may or may not have absorbed some of its mystique through osmosis. Expect the occasional dog-eared corner, a few spots of tea stains, and a delightful cracked spine that suggests it has lived a vibrant life—much like the characters within its pages. Each page turn is like uncovering a layer of history, like peeling back the skin of an onion, or discovering that your favourite tea is, in fact, decaf. So, if you fancy a novel that entangles you in a web of mysticism, ambition, and the peculiarities of human nature while simultaneously providing the perfect conversation starter at your next book club meeting, look no further than "The Mystic Masseur." Perfect for those who enjoy a touch of irony with their literary escapades, this book is a reminder that sometimes the path to self-discovery can be as slippery as a freshly oiled massage table. Grab it now from Crappy Old Books and begin your own journey into the delightful chaos that is Naipaul’s world. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2064/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Mystic-Masseur-nov2022.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2063 An Autobiograhy by MK Gandhi What do you get when you combine an iconic political leader with a missing ISBN and a wry sense of humor? Why, you have "An Autobiography" by none other than MK Gandhi, a delightful meander through the life of a man who, rather inconveniently for his followers, was far more than just a peaceful protester. Published in 1983 by the illustrious Navajivan Publishing House, this tome might just be the most riveting read that has somehow dodged its own categorization. Is it philosophy? A spiritual journey? Or perhaps just an elaborate excuse for why his sandals have more mileage than some of our most traveled highways? You decide. Step right up and delve into the thoughts of a man who may have invented the art of persuasive non-violence while simultaneously managing to confuse his wardrobe choices! Gandhi, with his steadfast demeanor and penchant for simplicity, is the kind of autobiographer who makes you wonder whether he ever truly wrote a grocery list. This particular edition, now reduced to a cozy second-hand state, is perfect for those who appreciate the fine line between historical significance and what some might call quirky personal insights. Spoiler alert: it’s heavy on the ‘insight’ and light on the ‘how-to’ when it comes to spinning a yarn. Expect to meet a Gandhi who is more than just a historical figure; he is a man who struggled with the dualities of existence, balancing a quest for truth and his insatiable appetite for a good bowl of khichdi. Readers may find themselves chuckling (or scratching their heads) at his reflections on life, love, and the existential crisis that comes with being the world’s most prominent vegetarian. Who knew that the journey of a peace-loving icon could be so peppered with musings on life’s minutiae, like the elusive perfection of a spinning wheel? What’s more intriguing is the elusive nature of this particular edition. With no ISBN to speak of, it whispers sweet nothings of rarity, as if to say, "Take me home, I’m like a fine wine with a cork that never quite fit!" This is a book that invites you to question not just the content, but the very existence of order in the publishing world. Did Gandhi himself approve this print? Did he roll over in his grave upon seeing it? Only the shadows know. As you flip through the pages, you may encounter assorted anecdotes that are both enlightening and oddly mundane, like the time he met someone who wasn’t impressed with his thoughts on satyagraha, or how he invented the controversial art of saying “no” in a way that would make a toddler blush. There’s a certain charm in those small moments, the kind that remind us that even the most revered figures have days filled with laundry and self-doubt. Condition: Used but not abused—this book could tell stories of its own if only the pages could speak. There are a few well-turned corners and the occasional coffee stain that adds a certain je ne sais quoi, or perhaps it’s more of a “why-sez quoi,” but we’ll let you be the judge of that. The cover, slightly tattered yet still holding its own, may even give you a peek into the tumultuous journey this book has survived since its humble beginnings in the hands of readers who perhaps misinterpreted the chapter on ‘self-discipline.’ So why not give this curious piece of literary history a place on your shelf? It’s guaranteed to be the most conversation-starting autobiography you’ll ever own, likely to provoke thoughts along the lines of, “Wait, he wrote about that?” or “Did he really just say that?” Perfect for those who love a little irony in their books, or for anyone simply looking to be amused by the extraordinary life of a man who revolutionized the world with nothing more than a stubborn refusal to wear pants. Crappy Old Books proudly presents this opportunity to add a touch of historical absurdity to your collection. Don’t miss out on the chance to own a book that’s as much about Gandhi as it is about the quirks of literary existence itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2063/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gandhi0autobiography-nov2022.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Navajivan Publishing House no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2061 Watership Down by Richard Adams Story about a bunch of rabbits dispaced by evil bulldozers. Watership Down is a timeless classic that has captivated readers for over four decades. Written by Richard Adams and published by Penguin in 1977, this gripping novel tells the story of a group of rabbits on a perilous journey to find a new home. When Fiver, a young rabbit with a special gift for sensing danger, has a vision of their warren being destroyed, he and his brother Hazel must lead a group of rabbits on a dangerous journey through the English countryside in search of a new home. Along the way, they encounter a cast of unforgettable characters, including the villainous General Woundwort and the enigmatic rabbit seer, Cowslip. Adams’ masterful storytelling weaves a compelling tale of adventure, courage, and friendship that is sure to captivate readers of all ages. With vivid descriptions of the natural world and a rich cast of characters, Watership Down is a true masterpiece of literature that has stood the test of time. Whether you’re a lifelong fan of Watership Down or a new reader looking for a classic novel to explore, this Penguin paperback edition is the perfect way to experience this unforgettable tale. So settle in, grab a copy, and join Fiver, Hazel, and their companions on a journey you won’t soon forget. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2061/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/watershipdown-nov2022.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140039580 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2059 Second Foundation by Isaac Asimov Ah, “Second Foundation” – the literary equivalent of that well-worn armchair you inherited from your eccentric great-uncle, who insisted it was a family heirloom. Published in 1969 by Panther, this little tome swings its way into your life with all the grace of a drunken robot at a tea party. The cover’s already seen better days, with scuff marks that hint at countless caffeine-fueled late-night reading sessions, as well as existential crises that surely must have taken place within these pages. If only it could talk, it would regale you with tales of starry nights and philosophical debates, or perhaps just the odd biscuit crumb lurking in the spine. In this installment of Asimov’s grand tapestry of science fiction, you’ll find the titular Second Foundation, which is basically a secret society of cerebral wizards wielding knowledge like a lightsaber in a galaxy far, far away. You’ll be whisked away to the far reaches of the universe, or at least a poorly lit attic where you could mistake the dust bunnies for alien life forms. Asimov spins a plot so intricate that it might have taken a team of mathematicians and a particularly ambitious cat to map it out. Yet, fear not! Even if your mind resembles an unfathomable void after a long day at work, this book is there to illuminate the recesses of your thoughts, or at least provide a suitable distraction. Expect a plethora of characters whose names are as delightfully complicated as the plot itself. Each one is as memorable as a fleeting wisp of smoke and equally difficult to follow, often leaving readers wondering if they’ve stumbled into a highbrow chess match rather than a thrilling narrative. Will you root for the protagonists, or just wonder if their intentions are as transparent as a glass wall? It’s all a bit like watching a classic British drama—lots of tension, with the occasional tea break and a dash of passive-aggression. As you venture deeper into the pages, you might find yourself pondering the big questions: What does it mean to be part of a collective consciousness? How does one even go about forming a secret society in an age when everyone seems to have an opinion? What are the best biscuits to accompany such heavy contemplation? And most importantly, how did this book end up in a dusty corner of a second-hand bookstore? If only the pages could whisper their secrets. But fear not, brave reader! There’s something oddly comforting about the cracked spine and the yellowing pages, like a friendship that has weathered the test of time—or perhaps a book that’s been borrowed one too many times and simply refuses to return home. You might even find a bit of yourself in its dog-eared corners, reflecting on the absurdities of life, the universe, and everything in between. Condition: Used. The book has seen better days; its pages might resemble an unkempt garden, with some dog-ears here and there and ink stains that suggest a previous reader was perhaps a bit too enthusiastic with their thoughts. Yet, this only adds to its charm. The cover is a patchwork of memories, with a few creases and possibly a coffee ring or two, a testament to the countless hours spent contemplating the intricacies of galactic politics while grappling with your own domestic dramas. A proper companion for your own existential musings! So, if you’re ready to embark on a voyage through the cosmos—or at the very least, through your own overcrowded bookshelf—grab your copy of “Second Foundation” today. It might just provide you with the perfect mix of confusion and enlightenment, or at least a rather decent paperweight. And remember, when in doubt, check out Crappy Old Books for your next literary adventure. Who knows what peculiar treasures await you? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2059/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/second-foundation-nov2022.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2058 Madame de Pompadour by Nacy Mitford First published in 1954, this is an evocation of Louis XV’s court at Versailles. The political and religious complications of the time are explained and put into context, while the complex characters are brought vividly to life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2058/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Madame-de-Pompadour-nov2022.jpg 9.98 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2057 Perfume by Patrick Suskind In the grand tradition of oddball literary escapades, Patrick Süskind’s “Perfume” waltzes onto the stage like an uninvited guest at a posh soiree, leaving behind a lingering scent of intrigue and a whiff of the bizarre. Written in 1987 and meticulously brought to you by the illustrious Penguin, this novel is a curious concoction that dares to explore the fragrant yet fetid corners of human obsession. It’s the sort of book that might make you question the very essence of what it means to smell good, or if there’s such a thing as a ’too much’ approach to personal hygiene. Picture this: a protagonist born in a fish market—yes, you read that correctly—who grows up in the aromatic embrace of rot and decay. Grenouille, our olfactory anti-hero, seems to have emerged from the pages of a gothic fairy tale, albeit one where the fairy godmother is a poorly vetted sanitation inspector. If you’ve ever wondered how one can be both a stench and a savant, this book might just leave your nostrils tingling with anticipation, or perhaps revulsion. As Grenouille embarks on his delightful yet grotesque journey through 18th-century France, he isn’t just collecting scents; he’s curating a fragrant arsenal aimed at achieving his own brand of immortality. The sheer audacity of it all is almost admirable, as he concocts perfumes that could charm the pants off the most austere of aristocrats—if only he could manage to charm a decent bar of soap first. What’s particularly ironic about “Perfume” is how it transforms the olfactory sense into a sumptuous yet sinister weapon of choice. You may find yourself questioning why you’ve only ever loved flowers and good old-fashioned soap; it seems Grenouille had other, darker ideas. His quest for an ethereal scent leads him down a path littered with corpses and questionable moral decisions, proving once and for all that one man’s perfume is another man’s poison. As you immerse yourself in this fragrant odyssey, prepare to experience the following: Intriguingly detailed descriptions that might just make you reconsider how much you enjoy your morning coffee. A surprisingly philosophical take on identity, wrapped snugly in a cloak of olfactory notes. A parade of characters who could easily be the highlights of a bizarre talent show. A sense of revulsion that may have you reaching for an air freshener while reading. The delightful irony of a book centered on scent that may leave you feeling somewhat nasally assaulted. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, possessing all the charm and quirks of a second-hand book that’s been loved (or perhaps slightly abused) by its previous owners. Expect the pages to bear the marks of time, with the occasional coffee stain that only adds to its character—like a well-aged cheese, if you will. The cover has embraced a soft patina of wear, perfectly embodying the spirit of Crappy Old Books, where every crease tells a story, and every dog-eared page is a testament to a reader’s intense engagement. In conclusion, “Perfume” is not merely a book; it’s an experience—a multi-layered sensory journey that invites readers to engage in the fragrant, and occasionally foul, underbelly of humanity. Whether you find yourself enthralled by its dark comedy or perplexed by its profundity, one thing is certain: you’ll never look at a bottle of cologne the same way again. So, come indulge in this olfactory odyssey, courtesy of your friends at Crappy Old Books, where even the quirkiest tales await the discerning reader. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2057/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/perfume-nov2022.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140120837 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2056 Dirk Bogarde by Dirk Bogarde Ah, Dirk Bogarde, a name that echoes through the annals of British cinema like a slightly bemused echo in an old theatre. You might think this is a whimsical romp through the life of a man who dabbled in everything from acting to literature, but, dear reader, you would be mistaken. This is not just a biography; it’s an existential musing, a heartfelt exploration of what it means to be Dirk Bogarde in a world that often seems content to be less than Dirk-like. Published in the equally illustrious year of 1987 by Penguin, this tome invites you to explore the many facets of a man whose name is, quite frankly, as flamboyant as his film roles. The cover, featuring a dapper Bogarde in a half-smirk, half-wince expression, hints at the delightful irony within: a life lived on the edge of a poet’s dream and a screenwriter’s nightmare. It’s the perfect read for anyone who has ever pondered what it means to leave their mark on a world that seems to be scribbling over it in crayon. This book is not merely a collection of anecdotes; it’s an odyssey of self-discovery, peppered with Bogarde’s unique flair for the theatrical. You’ll encounter tales of auditions gone awry, brushes with scandal, and the occasional existential crisis that only a screen legend could pen with such aplomb. You might even find yourself questioning your own life choices while pondering why you chose to wear those socks with sandals today. Dirk makes it all seem so... necessary. If you’re still on the fence about this literary escapade, consider the following compelling reasons to add this delightful curiosity to your bookshelf: Experience the bizarre juxtaposition of highbrow and lowbrow entertainment through the eyes of a man who often inhabited both. Discover how being a heartthrob on screen has its drawbacks—like never being able to walk past a mirror without pausing for a contemplative moment. Gain insight into the world of 20th-century British cinema, where every film was either a masterpiece or a rabbit in a hat—sometimes both. Reflect on the nature of fame, and why it feels more like a shackle than a crown, especially when accompanied by a booming "Who’s that?" in a pub. Marvel at the manner in which Bogarde skillfully weaves his film career into a tapestry of personal anecdotes, leaving you wondering if he was the master of his own narrative or merely a character in someone else’s script. Condition: Used, which means it carries the soul of a thousand late-night reads along with the scent of Earl Grey and the faintest hint of nostalgia. The cover is slightly tattered, as if to say, “I have seen things,” but the pages inside are still as crisp as a cool autumn morning, waiting to unfold their secrets. This book has the kind of character that only time can impart, making it perfect for those who appreciate the charm of imperfections. In this book, Bogarde invites you not just to read, but to reflect and perhaps even chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Whether you’re a film aficionado, a literary explorer, or someone who simply finds joy in quirky narratives, this work serves as an invitation to step into the world of a man who was so much more than a mere actor. After all, he was a raconteur, an artist, and most importantly, a testament to the idea that life is a performance and we are all but players—hopefully with fewer makeup changes than Mr. Bogarde. So, why not treat yourself—or someone else—by acquiring this unique piece of literature from Crappy Old Books? It’s not just a book; it’s a doorway into the delicate, often absurd dance of existence, as experienced by one of Britain’s finest. And who knows? You might just find that you, too, are a bit like Dirk—if only in your dreams and misadventures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2056/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Dirk-Bogarde-nov2022.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140089677 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2055 Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte Jane Eyre. Almost unread condition wirth some slight damping to bottom left. "Jane Eyre", the timeless classic by Charlotte Bronte, is a novel that has captivated readers for over a century. This beautifully written novel tells the story of Jane Eyre, an orphan who becomes a governess and falls in love with her employer, Mr. Rochester. But their love is threatened by secrets from Mr. Rochester’s past and Jane’s own moral integrity. Originally published in 1847, "Jane Eyre" is a remarkable work of literature that explores themes of love, morality, and social class. It is a masterpiece that continues to resonate with readers today, and its influence can be seen in countless adaptations and retellings across different mediums. This Penguin edition of "Jane Eyre" was first published in 1964 and continues to be a beloved classic among readers. It features an introduction by the author’s sister, Emily Bronte, and includes critical analysis and historical context for the novel. Whether you are a longtime fan or a new reader, "Jane Eyre" is a must-read for anyone who loves great literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2055/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jane-eyre-2022-10.jpg 20.48 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2053 North From Rome by Helen Macinnes Ah, the 1960s—a decade that brought us bell bottoms, the moon landing, and this curious little tome entitled "North From Rome." Helen Macinnes, an author with an almost clandestine reputation, takes us on a journey that seems to promise the thrill of espionage while you simultaneously ponder whether to order a pint or a stiff gin. It’s as if her characters were whisked away from a high-stakes game of chess, but only after a hearty lunch of spaghetti, of course. Set against the backdrop of post-war Europe, this novel flirts with the idea of intrigue, navigation, and perhaps a slightly confused GPS. You might find yourself wondering if the characters are trying to escape from something or merely searching for the best gelato in town. As the plot unfolds—much like a well-worn map that has seen better days—readers are led through a maze of motives and misdirections, half the time wondering if they should be taking notes or just enjoying the ride. Macinnes has a knack for crafting dialogues that crackle with tension yet also leave you feeling like you’re eavesdropping on a conversation at a quaint café where the waiters seem to know everyone’s secrets. One might imagine the author chuckling softly as she pens lines that could just as easily be the punchline of an obscure joke nobody quite remembers. Indeed, it’s a bit like being invited to a dinner party where everyone is discussing topics they’re clearly passionate about—only you have no idea how you ended up there, or whether you can politely excuse yourself. And let’s not forget the cover art! You’ll want to frame it; it’s that sort of retro chic that feels like a time capsule unearthed from a dusty attic. The font choices alone are enough to leave you in a state of nostalgic reverie, as you contemplate life choices made in a world devoid of smartphones and social media. When you hold this book, you might feel as if you’re not just reading a story, but engaging in a delicate dance with history itself, albeit one where the music is slightly out of tune. If you’re wondering what you might expect to stumble upon in this anthology of European wanderlust, here’s a handy list to whet your literary appetite: Twists that leave you gasping—though whether in shock or laughter is entirely up to you. Characters that might be spies or simply just really bad at keeping secrets. Intrigues that meander like the Tiber River—slowly and mysteriously. Subplots that may or may not involve a cat that seems to know more than the humans around it. Conversations that could be mistaken for an avant-garde play, complete with long pauses and bewildered glances. Condition: Used, and by “used,” we mean this book has lived a robust life. The pages may be slightly yellowed, the spine more flexible than it was in its youth, and the cover has acquired character—think of it as a vintage wine that has somehow endured the trials of time with a certain panache. You might even discover the odd ink mark or two, giving you the impression that someone once took it very seriously. Perhaps you will be that someone again, or perhaps you’ll leave it on your shelf to be a conversation starter at your next gathering. So, if you’re in the market for a book that lets you travel North from Rome without so much as a plane ticket or an overstuffed suitcase, look no further. Grab your well-worn copy of "North From Rome" and prepare to revel in a curious blend of thriller and the absurd. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we embrace the quirky, the ironic, and the wonderfully bizarre! Happy reading, or at least happy attempting to read between the lines of this peculiar narrative! Let the literary adventures begin, even if they resemble a meandering stroll rather than a sprint toward a climactic finish. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2053/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/north-from-rome-2022-10.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2052 Blind Side by William Bayer Ah, the 1990 classic "Blind Side" by William Bayer, a tome that tantalizingly dances between the realms of mystery, psychological intrigue, and a sprinkle of the absurd. It whispers promises of depth and complexity, all while wearing an air of nonchalance that can only be achieved by an author who clearly understood the two-for-one sale on existential dread and pop culture references that was the late ’80s and early ’90s. In a world where everyone is trying to get ahead, Bayer invites you to take a step back and ponder the precarious state of human experience from the safety of your slightly-stained armchair. Set in a landscape that may or may not be a parallel universe where all the clocks run a bit slow, this book offers a narrative that is as slippery as a politician’s promise. You might find yourself asking, "Is it a crime novel? A psychological thriller? Or just a wildly meandering exploration of a man’s psyche as it collides with the banality of everyday life?" The answer is shrouded in mystery, much like the whereabouts of that left sock you lost in the laundry—clue: it’s also spiraling into an alternate dimension. Our protagonist navigates a world steeped in ambiguity, where every decision feels like it could lead to either personal enlightenment or a faceplant into the grimy bus station floor of reality. The narrative style, reminiscent of a caffeinated squirrel on a typewriter, keeps you guessing and could very well inspire you to start taking notes for your own existential crisis. Bayer’s prose is, quite frankly, a rollercoaster that only ascends to the first hill before the operator gets distracted by a viral cat video. Condition: Used. This book has lived a life filled with adventures of its own, evidenced by the creases on its spine and the hints of coffee stains, which, let’s be honest, add a touch of character. Each page is imbued with the collective sighs of former readers contemplating the mysteries of existence. When you open it, expect the faint aroma of literary despair mixed with a whiff of nostalgia for an era when "talk shows" were considered cutting-edge media and "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" was still a new concept. Who knows what secrets lie within these pages, perhaps even the answer to that age-old question: What happens when a book gets a little too comfortable with its own plot twists? Readers have been known to react to "Blind Side" with a range of emotions, from bewilderment to outright hilarity. Some claim it’s best enjoyed with a side of irony and a splash of whatever you’re drinking (preferably something slightly stronger than chamomile tea). The charm of this book lies in its ability to leave you pondering life’s biggest mysteries while simultaneously wondering what the heck you just read. It might inspire you to jot down your own philosophical musings or, at the very least, offer a stimulating distraction from trivial matters like work and social obligations. In addition to the narrative quirks, Bayer has a penchant for creating moments that are both deeply thought-provoking and utterly ridiculous. Just when you think you’ve grasped the underlying theme, he throws in a curveball that leaves you questioning not just the characters, but your own life choices. The brilliant irony of it all is that by reading "Blind Side," you might just find yourself staring into the abyss of your own decisions, only to be met with the faint chuckle of Bayer himself, reminding you that perhaps the ‘blind side’ of life is the most colorful part of the journey. So, if you’re looking for a book that provides a perfect blend of the profound and the preposterous, "Blind Side" is your ticket to literary absurdity. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where second-hand treasures await those brave enough to read between the lines (or perhaps just in the margins, where the real fun often occurs). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2052/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/blind-side-2022-10.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451166647 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2051 Fighting Chance by Arthur Robinson and Gary North In a world where the only certainty is uncertainty, Arthur Robinson and Gary North present us with their 1986 masterpiece, "Fighting Chance." This book, published by the venerable Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine, promises to teach you how to stand your ground in the chaotic arena of life’s battles, armed solely with a collection of facts, opinions, and possibly misplaced bravado. Just imagine: it’s 1986, shoulder pads are in, and so is the fervent belief that knowledge is your greatest weapon. Or is it just a distraction from the real issues, like that pesky need for clean socks? What makes "Fighting Chance" particularly riveting is its uncanny ability to discuss all things controversial with the same zeal as a toddler wielding a crayon in a fine art gallery. With a title like that, the authors have clearly raised the stakes, suggesting that reading this book might just be your one-way ticket to an intellectual showdown. So, if you’ve ever fancied yourself a gladiator in the coliseum of ideas, look no further! Here’s a tome that may or may not arm you with the weapons of logic and reason—or at least a well-reasoned argument about why kittens are superior to puppies. Spoiler: they aren’t. The book is filled with pages that may or may not contain spectacular insights into the human condition, and if you squint hard enough, you might even discover a few nuggets of wisdom nestled between the lines. The authors, both esteemed in their fields, seem to have taken great care to compile a veritable treasure trove of information that can be both enlightening and bewildering, much like an all-you-can-eat buffet where the only offerings are obscure philosophical debates and existential crises. But wait, there’s more! The pages of "Fighting Chance" are adorned with a plethora of graphs, charts, and possibly some hand-drawn illustrations—though we can’t guarantee the accuracy of the latter. Each visual aid is accompanied by prose that dances dangerously close to the edge of coherence. It’s like trying to decipher a Shakespearean sonnet while simultaneously balancing a plate of fish and chips. You might feel both enlightened and utterly confused, which is precisely the point. After all, life is just one big riddle wrapped in a conundrum, and who doesn’t love a good puzzle? As you navigate the often turbulent waters of this text, prepare yourself for some truly daring assertions. From the implications of scientific principles to the philosophical ramifications of your morning cup of tea, Robinson and North tackle it all with gusto. You might find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about knowledge, particularly after that one chapter that suggests you might want to consider a career in interpretive dance as a serious profession instead of, say, a doctor. Who needs a stable income anyway? Condition: This copy of "Fighting Chance" is used, which means it has been loved and possibly debated over, with signs of previous ownership that may include the odd coffee stain and marginalia that reads like a diary entry from someone having an existential crisis. It’s well-worn and ready to be cradled into the next intellectual battle, perhaps while sitting in a cozy armchair or a pub corner, quarreling with friends about the merits of gravity versus free will. Consider it a badge of honour; every crease in this book tells a story, and every page turn could lead to a passionate discussion about the mysteries of life, or at the very least, the mysteries of why you chose to buy such an odd book. So, if you’re in the mood for a peculiar blend of philosophy, science, and the occasional leap of logic, "Fighting Chance" might just be your new best friend—or your worst enemy, depending on how you approach it. Grab it now from Crappy Old Books, where even the quirkiest of tomes find a home! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2051/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fighting-chance-2022-10.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine 9780930462109 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2048 The Mortal Storm by Phyllis Bottome The Mortal Storm. This is a story of family life under the Nazi regime, dealing with tense human emotions against a violent and tragic background. This is a Penguin book but it has been carfully covered with brown paper and a new title put on the front. Includes a Phyllis Bottome flyer of some sort that might have been part of the book or might have been promotional. Has picture of Phyllis Bottome on it and details of The Mortal Storm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2048/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mortal-storm-2022-10.jpg 20.48 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2047 Prometheus Road by Bruce Balfour In a world where even the most innovative ideas seem to have been stitched together from old laundry, Bruce Balfour’s "Prometheus Road" emerges as a curious patchwork of speculative fiction, wading through the murky waters of the ever-elusive "what if?" With its title invoking the Greek titan known for his daring acts of rebellion against the gods (and possibly for his regrettable choice of friends), one can’t help but wonder if this narrative is a grand metaphor for the trials of modern life, or simply Balfour’s take on the last time he tried to assemble flat-pack furniture without a user manual. Published in 2004 by Ace Science Fiction, a name that sounds as official as it does vaguely threatening, "Prometheus Road" invites the reader to embark on a journey that might just stretch the limits of imagination—or at the very least, the limits of patience. One can almost envision a group of industrious editors gathered in a smoke-filled room, arguing fervently about the book’s merits while simultaneously trying to figure out who misplaced the literary compass. Whatever the outcome, they certainly decided that a cover featuring a road to nowhere was an appropriate choice. Bravo, team. As you flip through the pages, you might notice that Balfour’s prose dances somewhere between cryptic and utterly bewildering. Characters appear without introductions, die without impact, and do all sorts of surreal things that will either have you pondering the great existential questions or simply scratching your head in bemusement. As if that weren’t enough, Balfour seems to have an affinity for making readers feel like they’ve wandered into a conversation happening at a party they weren’t invited to, a bit like overhearing the oddities of a soap opera retold by that one friend who’s never quite in tune with the plot. And speaking of oddities, let’s not forget the central theme swirling around the concept of the "Prometheus Road." Is it a metaphorical journey of enlightenment? A literal exploration of space and time? Or merely an excuse for Balfour to pen down all the bizarre thoughts he had during a particularly uninspired week? Perhaps you’ll find your own answers—or maybe you’ll just end up feeling slightly more confused, which, let’s face it, is a theme as old as time itself. In an era where dystopian narratives have become the bread and butter of science fiction, Balfour’s offering plays a peculiar game of hide-and-seek with its own seriousness. At times, you may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity within the text, while other times, you’ll wonder if it was meant to be funny at all. The book seems to relish in being an enigma, like an avant-garde film that leaves you more puzzled than entertained, yet somehow compels you to discuss it over coffee with friends who haven’t read it either. In true second-hand book style, the pages of "Prometheus Road" may have that delightful aroma of history—think of it as the scent of literary time travel, mingling with the faint whiff of a forgotten café. Each crease and bend hints at a life well-lived by previous readers, perhaps a testament to the number of times they attempted to decipher the text before giving up and turning to a more straightforward crossword puzzle instead. Condition: Used. This copy has seen better days, featuring an array of dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain that might just mimic Balfour’s own brewing thoughts. But isn’t that the charm of a second-hand treasure? The stories it carries along with its own? Just think of it as a companion on your literary expedition, complete with its own quirks and eccentricities. So, if you’re seeking something that straddles the line between bewilderment and delight, "Prometheus Road" might be your ticket to a world where you never quite know what’s coming next. Available at Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story—if only to keep you guessing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2047/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prometheus-road-2022-10.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Science Fiction 9780441012213 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2046 A Falcon For A Queen by Catherine Gaskin When one dares to delve into the pages of "A Falcon For A Queen" by Catherine Gaskin, one is promptly greeted not by a mere novel, but by a bewitching paradox wherein history flirts scandalously with fiction. Published in 1976 by Fontana, this tome is practically a time capsule buried under the weight of posh, feathered hats and sociopolitical intrigue that may or may not involve a royal or two. Expect to be whisked away to an era where the only things more ostentatious than the dresses are the character’s ambitions! Imagine, if you will, the majestic falcon perched regally on the shoulder of a character whose name you will entirely forget as soon as you close the book. This charming creature embodies not just avian elegance but also the spirit of defiance that seems to permeate the air of this literary landscape, thick with tension and flamboyance. However, let it be known that the falcon, while a noble companion, is merely an accessory in a plot that may be more convoluted than a royal family’s family tree after a wild night at the palace. Our author, Catherine Gaskin, has concocted a narrative that seemingly struts through a garden of sparkling chandeliers and hidden agendas, where clandestine affairs are as common as the afternoon tea. One can only wonder if the title is a metaphor for the layers of subtext, or merely a very odd choice of pet for a queen. It raises existential questions about what it means to wield power, possess beauty, and of course, own a very demanding raptor. As you leaf through this second-hand treasure, be prepared for a delightful array of characters that range from noble knights in swishy capes to scheming courtiers whose ambitions are sharper than the falcon’s talons. It’s a veritable smorgasbord of personalities, each more flamboyant than the last, while the plot pirouettes awkwardly around themes that may or may not be relevant by today’s standards. Expect sharp dialogues and the occasional eye roll as characters engage in the kind of conversations that make you wonder if they’ve been to the same etiquette classes or are simply winging it. The prose is as lush as the gardens of a royal estate, with Gaskin’s style lending itself to grandiose descriptions that dance on the line between poetic and excessive. One can’t help but chuckle at the melodrama that unfolds, as if Shakespeare himself was watching from the afterlife, shaking his head in disbelief at the audacity of it all. Yet, lurking beneath the surface of this baroque extravagance is a subtle commentary on societal roles, power dynamics, and perhaps, just perhaps, a little bit of feathered rebellion. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days; its edges are slightly dog-eared and the cover is a patchwork of faded glory and mysterious stains that whisper stories of its previous owners. The spine, while a tad creaky, holds strong against the whims of time, daring you to explore its pages despite the signs of age. It’s a paradoxical situation; like a falcon that’s lost its way but still retains an air of majesty. You’ll be smirking into the evening as you contemplate the life of this book and its previous readers who may also have found themselves entranced—or confused—by its peculiar narrative. If you have a penchant for quirky fictional escapades wrapped in the glittering attire of historical trappings, then "A Falcon For A Queen" is your new best friend. You may find yourself pondering the utility of falcons in royal affairs, or perhaps even becoming a connoisseur of bizarre second-hand titles. Don’t miss out on acquiring this delightful oddity from Crappy Old Books, where every book tells a story—sometimes of their own life before landing in your hands. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2046/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-falcon-for-a-queen-2022-10.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2045 The Exectioner Killing Ground by Don Pendleton Ah, "The Executioner Killing Ground" by Don Pendleton—an intriguing title that conjures images of medieval gallows, shady back alleys, and perhaps an overly enthusiastic executioner with a penchant for theatrics. Published in the illustrious year of 2010 by Worldwide Library, this tome promises to be an odyssey through the murky waters of moral ambiguity and the ever-so-comfortable chair of vigilantism. Just when you thought the world had enough vigilantes, Pendleton brings us someone who probably thought they were just auditioning for a part in a gritty action film. Dare we speculate on the protagonist? Perhaps he’s a rugged loner with a past, his only friend being a trusty crossbow named Brutus. Or maybe he’s the type who has a daily routine of coffee, contemplation, and then a little light execution on the side. The title suggests a certain flair for the dramatic, and we can only imagine the gripping dialogue: “You’ve crossed the line, my friend. Now it’s time for you to meet your maker!” Cue the slow-motion action sequence, complete with a chilling soundtrack only heard in the fever dreams of those who’ve binge-watched too many action films. As for the setting, one can only assume it’s a blend of urban decay and unexpected bursts of existential philosophy. Think rain-soaked streets where the neon lights cast ominous shadows, and where every corner could lead to either a philosophical debate on justice or an impromptu melee. Good times guaranteed, minus the paperwork. “The Executioner Killing Ground” may not win any awards for subtlety, but who needs subtlety when you have blood and bravado? And let’s not overlook the homage to the classic action hero archetype—there’s likely a sidekick who provides comic relief, offering snarky one-liners that somehow fit perfectly into the chaos. You know the type: always ready with a quip as the hero is about to engage in a life-or-death situation, possibly while munching on a sandwich. If there’s not a character like this, we might have to question Pendleton’s commitment to the genre. One can imagine that this book is filled with absurdly intricate plots involving double-crosses, mistaken identities, and enough red herrings to stock a fishmonger’s shop. The title alone hints at a narrative where our hero might find himself in a literal killing ground, perhaps a metaphorical representation of the internal struggles we all face—like deciding what to have for lunch or whether to watch yet another episode of a reality show. Now, let’s discuss the critical elements that make this particular copy a collector’s item—or perhaps a conversation starter at your next dinner party. It’s in that glorious “used” condition that only comes from having been read by someone who may or may not have been a fan of the genre, complete with the telltale crease down the spine and a few dog-eared pages that hint at the most thrilling passages. Flipping through these well-loved pages is like taking a stroll through a museum of past readers with questionable taste but a strong sense of adventure. Condition: This book bears the marks of its journey through the world—dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee ring (or is that blood?), and a spine that has been valiantly cracked one too many times, each crease whispering tales of high-stakes action and existential musings. While it may not be pristine, it certainly embodies character—much like the well-worn leather jacket of a hero just emerging from a pub brawl. If you’ve ever pondered the fine line between justice and vengeance, or if you’re just looking for a book that combines the thrill of action with the depth of moral quandaries (or maybe you just want to see how Pendleton weaves absurdity into the mundane), then “The Executioner Killing Ground” is the tome for you. Just remember to check out Crappy Old Books for more literary treasures that are as weird and wonderful as this one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2045/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-executioner-killing-ground-2022-10.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Worldwide Library 9780373643813 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2044 Sacrifice by Andrew Vachss In a world where every decision feels like a grim wager on fate, Andrew Vachss delivers a brooding exploration of sacrifice that will either haunt your dreams or inspire your next existential crisis. Published in 1992 by Ballantine, this tome seems to echo from the depths of a darkened alley where shadows play tricks on the mind and the air is thick with cigarette smoke and regret. The title, ‘Sacrifice’, suggests either a profound philosophical treatise or just a really bad night out with friends who insist on splitting the bill. This book is not for the faint-hearted nor the overly optimistic. It ventures into the murky waters of human experience where moral dilemmas are as numerous as the pages you might find stuck together (due to the previous owner’s questionable taste in snacks). Vachss, known for his gritty narratives, may very well have penned this with a single tear glistening on the edge of his quill, or perhaps while trapped in a particularly tedious meeting about the various shades of noir. Whatever the case, you’re in for a ride that’s more rollercoaster than merry-go-round. Readers who have stumbled upon this literary artifact are greeted with an opening line that could very well serve as an epitaph for anyone who’s ever made a poor life choice. You can almost hear the sighs of those who dared to thumb through these pages, shaking their heads while secretly wondering if it’s too late to turn back and pick up that book about gardening instead. But alas, this isn’t just a stroll through the park; it’s more like a hike through a foggy moor while carrying a boulder named “Regret.” What drives these characters to the brink of sacrifice? Is it the relentless pursuit of some form of salvation, or merely a misguided attempt to impress that one friend who always seems to know more about Kafka than is deemed necessary? Perhaps it’s a commentary on the human condition, or perhaps Vachss was just really into the idea of metaphors involving knives and ropes. Whatever your interpretation, one thing is certain: you won’t finish this book without at least one self-reflective moment that borders on existential dread. As you navigate through this labyrinth of decisions, prepare to meet an array of characters who are as complex as they are deeply flawed. Each one is painted with the brush of life’s harsh realities, leaving behind a canvas that might just make you appreciate your own mediocre existence a tad more. From the disgruntled philosopher to the jaded idealist, they’re all here, possibly as a result of some cosmic joke that Vachss is laughing at as he types. Their lives intertwine in a manner that’s both poetic and a bit gruesome, much like that one dinner party you attended where someone inevitably brought up politics. As you read, you might find yourself mulling over the weighty questions of morality, the validity of sacrifice, and the occasional urge to throw the book across the room in frustration. But don’t let that stop you! Instead, consider it part of the experience, much like the awkward pauses during a family gathering that could double as a scene from a Vachss novel. There’s a certain charm in the discomfort, wouldn’t you agree? Condition: Used, which is to say this book has traveled more than some of us have in our entire lives. The spine is creased, the pages are yellowed, and there’s a faint aroma reminiscent of burnt coffee and missed deadlines, giving it that authentic “well-loved” vibe. You might find the odd coffee stain or note in the margins, possibly the previous reader’s battle with their own philosophical musings. It’s like a diary belonging to someone who took themselves far too seriously—with a hint of sarcasm, of course. To summarise, ‘Sacrifice’ by Andrew Vachss is a book that begs you to confront the darker aspects of human nature, all while grappling with your own so-called ‘sacrifices’. It invites you to consider everything from the weight of your choices to the value of a decent cup of tea amid the chaos. So grab a cup, settle into your favourite reading nook, and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning not just the characters, but potentially your own life choices. And remember, if you’re looking for similar literary treasures—or perhaps just an excuse to avoid the gym—look no further than Crappy Old Books, where every selection is a delightful gamble. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2044/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sacrifice-2022-10.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine 9780804109192 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2043 Model For The Toff by John Creasey In a world where suave aristocrats seem to float effortlessly on the feathery clouds of privilege, John Creasey’s "Model For The Toff" serves as a delightful reminder that even the cream of society can occasionally curdle. Published in the glorious 1973 by the ever-so-ambitious Coronet, this text promises to unravel the mystery of the upper crust with a twist that only a gentleman author could conceive. Or, perhaps, it simply revels in the sheer absurdity of high-society capers, much like a cat in a tuxedo chasing its tail at a charity gala. Prepare yourself for the exploits of a character whose charm is only rivalled by his penchant for trouble—think of him as the aristocratic equivalent of a cat burglar, but instead of stealing jewels, he’s pilfering the very essence of social decorum. As you turn the pages, you’ll be treated to a cacophony of top hats, monocles, and the occasional scandal that might just shake the pearls off a lady’s neck if she’s not careful. In a time when bell-bottoms ruled the fashion scene, this book is an invitation to don a bowler hat and sip scotch whilst pretending to know the difference between claret and port. In "Model For The Toff," the narrative is as intoxicating as a gin fizz at a garden party—one that may or may not have a wasp problem. The dialogue crackles like a poorly maintained chandelier, and the plotting meanders like a lost dog in a hedge maze. Is it a romance? A whodunit? A lecture on the social faux pas of serving rosé with roast beef? Who can say? What’s certain is that it encapsulates the 1970s obsession with all things posh while simultaneously poking fun at the ridiculousness of it all. You might very well question whether this book is a satirical commentary or a heartfelt homage to an era that adorned itself with decorum and debauchery in equal measure. As you navigate the labyrinthine corridors of this novel, expect to encounter a plethora of characters that range from the delightfully daft to the insufferably pompous. Here’s a short list of the personalities you might bump into: The toff with the questionable taste in neckties The mysterious femme fatale who may or may not have been in a previous life a spy The butler who knows far too much—there’s always one The rival aristocrat who insists on being called Lord, yet cannot remember which title belongs to which estate The dishevelled detective who would rather be at the pub But what truly sets this book apart is its sheer audacity in blending the serious with the absurd, as if Creasey had thrown a cocktail party at the literary salon and invited the entire cast of a Victorian farce. Each twist in the plot is seasoned generously with irony, a dash of wit, and perhaps a splash of something that resembles cynicism masquerading as sophistication. If you’ve ever found yourself wondering how on earth the upper classes manage to remain so blissfully unaware of their own ridiculousness, this book is your guide. Condition: A well-loved used copy, which means the pages are slightly dog-eared and the spine exhibits that charming crinkle only a book with character can possess. There might be the lingering scent of musty libraries and forgotten tea parties, but isn’t that the essence of a treasure worth unearthing? Ideal for readers who appreciate the quirks of life, this book has seen its fair share of hands and perhaps a few cups of Earl Grey spilled in the process. So, should you wish to experience the delightful absurdity of high society as only John Creasey can deliver, look no further. "Model For The Toff" awaits you, ready to whisk you away into a world where every page is a passport to the peculiarities of the privileged. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing better than the stories is the charm of a second-hand adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2043/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/model-for-the-toff-2022-10.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340174142 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2042 The Dark Shore by Susan Howatch In an era when leather-bound tomes were the epitome of sophistication and the smell of old paper was akin to vintage wine, "The Dark Shore" by Susan Howatch emerges as a curious specimen—like a seagull that stole a pasty and then got lost in a library. Published in 1965 by Pan, this volume is as much a testament to its time as it is a delightful exercise in literary nostalgia. Should you find yourself wandering the dusty corridors of Crappy Old Books, consider this particular title your guide to an ocean of intrigue and existential pondering, albeit with the vague scent of mildew. What lies within the pages of "The Dark Shore"? Perhaps it’s a profound exploration of the human condition—or maybe just a fleeting dalliance with a seaside metaphor that has seen better days. As you flip through its well-thumbed pages, you might find themes of love, loss, and the occasional existential crisis lurking in the corners, waiting to jump out at you like a startled crab. Or, you know, it could just be a dramatic account of someone’s unfortunate holiday gone awry. Who can tell? It was the 1960s, after all—a time when the only thing darker than the shore might have been the reason you left your last relationship. Susan Howatch, a name that may not be whispered in the hallowed halls of modern literary circles, had a knack for weaving tales that seem both ordinary and extraordinarily peculiar. One can almost imagine her sitting at a typewriter with a cup of tea, possibly contemplating the mysteries of the universe or, more likely, the last time she lost a sock in the wash. If you’re expecting the ink-stained brilliance of her contemporaries, prepare for a delightful surprise; Howatch’s style is like a labyrinth—full of twists, turns, and the occasional dead end, making you wonder if you’re still in the same book. As you embark on this literary journey, you may notice that "The Dark Shore" has all the makings of a classic, albeit one that has been left out in the rain. The cover, a faded illustration of a tempestuous sea, hints at the emotional turbulence contained within. Some might call it a reflection of the human psyche; others might just see a poorly executed watercolor. Either way, consider it a conversation starter—ideal for awkward gatherings where the topic of choice is "the most bizarre book you’ve ever read." Condition: Used. You might say it has the charm of a well-loved teddy bear, albeit one that has seen its fair share of adventures in damp attics and musty basements. The pages may be dog-eared and the spine ever so slightly cracked, suggesting that someone, somewhere, couldn’t resist the allure of its mysterious contents. Occasionally, you might stumble upon an underlined sentence or two—echoes of someone’s literary sense that either strived for sophistication or simply enjoyed doodling in the margins. Now, let us not forget the supporting cast of characters, which could include—if we’re being terribly optimistic—a reclusive author, a brooding seaside innkeeper, or a dog that somehow knows all the town’s secrets. The interactions may be as twisted as the very shore the title speaks of, with plot lines that could either collapse into cliché or rise majestically like a seagull on a thermal. Readers may find themselves pondering life’s deeper questions or simply wondering where they left their umbrella. To summarize, "The Dark Shore" is not just a book; it’s a whimsical experience wrapped in the guise of a narrative. It undoubtedly belongs on the shelves of those who appreciate the avant-garde and the slightly absurd, or perhaps on the stack of ’Books I Might Pretend to Have Read.’ As you contemplate adding this quirky literary relic to your collection, remember that it is just one of the countless wonders found at Crappy Old Books, a haven for those who dare to embrace the eccentricities of literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2042/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dark-shore-2022-10.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330235488 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2041 The Dreadful Lemon Sky by John D MacDonald In a world where the skies seem perpetually stuck in a state of citrus-induced dread, John D. MacDonald’s 1982 masterpiece, "The Dreadful Lemon Sky," invites you to ponder the philosophical implications of fruit-flavored atmospheres. Published by Ballantine, this book is not just a mere collection of words; it’s an experience, akin to putting on a pair of slightly warped glasses and being transported to a reality where lemons are not just sour, but also mysteriously ominous. Perhaps you have found yourself meandering through the aisles of your local second-hand bookstore, only to stumble upon this curious title. You might have initially been drawn in by the intriguing cover art or perhaps the promise of a good, old-fashioned literary conundrum. But let’s face it: the title itself sounds like a poetic complaint filed against a particularly dreary weather forecast. One can almost envision the protagonist standing under the dismal sky, shaking their fist at the heavens while wondering if they should have opted for an umbrella or a slice of lemon meringue pie instead. Within the pages of "The Dreadful Lemon Sky," readers are thrust into a narrative that is undoubtedly complex yet absurdly simple, much like the logic of a cat trying to catch its own tail. The writing flows like a lukewarm cup of tea; you’re not quite sure whether to savor it or just resign yourself to the fact that it’s not as invigorating as you had hoped. MacDonald deftly interlaces reflections on life, love, and the inexplicable weight of citrusy foreboding, creating a tapestry of thought-provoking absurdity. Your reading experience may be enhanced by pondering the existential crisis of a character grappling with the meaning of life while inexplicably surrounded by fruit metaphors. Is the lemon sky a metaphor for a bad mood, or a critique of modern society’s obsession with pessimism? Perhaps it’s an elaborate disguise that hints at something deeper, like a philosophical riddle wrapped in a riddle, nestled comfortably within a conundrum. You know, the kind of thought experiment that makes you want to throw your hands up in the air and lament the fact that you’re still trying to answer the question of the universe while sitting in your living room. But let’s not forget the delightful quirks of the characters you’ll meet along the way. They are as colorful as the fruit that inspires the title, and just as unpredictable. You might encounter a jaded detective who despises both lemons and the human condition, a philosopher convinced that the key to happiness lies in the perfect lemon drizzle cake, or perhaps a poet who insists that the dread in the sky is merely a reflection of their own tangled emotional landscape. Each character is a vibrant brushstroke on the canvas of this literary lemon meringue pie, suggesting that life—and literature—can be both sweet and sour all at once. As you navigate through the book, you may find yourself questioning the very nature of your reading habits. Why do you choose to engage with the mundane and the fantastical? Does the dreadful lemon sky above your head serve as a metaphorical shield against the banalities of life? The book challenges you to ponder whether your personal sky is cloudy because of the weather or because of the cumulative effect of your misplaced expectations surrounding second-hand literature. Condition: This particular edition is used, which is rather fitting for a book that explores the complexities of life wrapped in a citrus metaphor. Expect creased pages that tell tales of previous readers contemplating their own existential dilemmas, coupled with the faint scent of lemon cleaner—though that could be your imagination running rampant. The cover may exhibit signs of wear, but like a fine cheese left out on the counter for too long, it has character. It’s a book that whispers, “I’ve been loved, hated, and perhaps even misunderstood.” So, should you take the plunge into the delightful despair of "The Dreadful Lemon Sky"? If you’re curious enough to explore the whimsical and often peculiar nature of life through the lens of citrusy gloom, then yes—you might just find a hidden treasure within these pages. After all, there’s a reason Crappy Old Books has deemed this a worthy addition to their eclectic collection. Who knows? You might even emerge with a newfound understanding of both literature and lemony existentialism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2041/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dreadful-lemon-sky-2022-10.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine 9780449224793 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2040 The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby is a 1925 novel by American writer F. Scott Fitzgerald. Set in the Jazz Age on Long Island, near New York City, the novel depicts first-person narrator Nick Carraway’s interactions with mysterious millionaire Jay Gatsby and Gatsby’s obsession to reunite with his former lover, Daisy Buchanan. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2040/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Great-Gatsby-2022-10.jpg 4.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2039 Six Great Englishmen by Aubrey De Selincourt Once upon a time, in the not-so-distant realm of 1960, a curious soul named Aubrey De Selincourt embarked on a monumental literary quest. His mission? To unveil the tales of six illustrious titans—those Great Englishmen whose very names echo through the annals of time. Or, at least, through the poorly arranged shelves of your local second-hand bookshop, like this fine specimen from the ingenious minds at Puffin. Drake Dr Johnson Nelson Marlborough Keats Churchill Here you have it: "Six Great Englishmen," a title so straightforward it almost feels like a dare. De Selincourt, with the confidence of a man who has surely never been turned down for a dinner invitation, sets out to enchant readers with a rollicking romp through the lives of these remarkable figures. Will you be entertained? Will your understanding of English history be enriched? Only time—and perhaps the local pub quiz—will tell. The six chaps in question range from the heroic to the downright peculiar. You might find a poet whose verses could woo even the staunchest of critics, a scientist whose experiments probably left a few eyebrows raised (and some lab coats stained), and a politician so suave he could charm the pants off a statue. Or perhaps it’s the other way around; one can never be too sure in the grand narrative of English history. Regardless, they are unified by their inescapable Englishness—a trait that is both celebrated and bemoaned in equal measure. As you leaf through the pages of this delightful tome, you might ponder: What exactly qualifies one for greatness in the eyes of the English? Is it the ability to brew a fine cup of tea? Or is it merely the possession of a top hat and a firm handshake? De Selincourt, with the flair of a slightly overzealous history teacher, delves into these questions and more, all whilst ensuring that your tea doesn’t go cold. But let’s not forget the sheer joy of reading something that was published before the invention of social media. Imagine a time when people actually had to communicate face-to-face instead of through emojis and memes! Ah, the nostalgia! In these pages, you’ll encounter a world rife with charm, unfiltered wit, and anecdotes that are sure to make you chuckle, cringe, and raise an eyebrow. It’s crucial to note that “Six Great Englishmen” stands as a testament to the bygone days of literary dinner parties where highbrow conversation met the occasional awkward pause. This book is the perfect conversational starter, or perhaps the ideal means of dodging an acquaintance you’d rather avoid. A quick flick through its chapters could provide just enough historical knowledge to sound impressive while also leaving your dinner companions wondering where you acquired such random facts. Condition: Used, as one might expect from a book that has survived the decades, it carries with it the marks of history. A slight dog-ear here, a smudge of tea there—each imperfection adding to its character. The spine is just a tad creaky, as if it too has a few stories to tell. Underneath the dust jacket, there lies a soul brimming with potential, waiting for you to bring it back to life over a cup of Earl Grey or perhaps a pint in your garden. As you contemplate whether this book should grace your shelf or your coffee table, remember that “Six Great Englishmen” isn’t just a book; it’s a conversation piece that lends a certain gravitas to any living room décor. With just the right amount of irony, it serves as both an education and a form of entertainment, all wrapped up in the charming awkwardness of its era. So, if you’re in the market for a dash of history served with a side of quirk, look no further than this peculiar little find from Crappy Old Books. It might not change your life, but it will certainly enrich your collection of oddities and provide ample fodder for when you want to impress—or confuse—a friend. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2039/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/six-great-englishmen-2022-10.jpg 2.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2036 The New Mathematics Dictionary and Handbook by Robert W Marks Step right up, dear reader, and prepare to encounter a literary marvel so riveting that even the most ardent math enthusiasts might find themselves wondering if they’ve stumbled into a particularly confusing episode of a game show! “The New Mathematics Dictionary and Handbook” by the illustrious Robert W. Marks, published in the heady days of 1971, is your portal to a world where numbers dance, equations prance, and even the most obstinate of figures find a way to play nice with one another. Yes, it’s a veritable cornucopia of mathematical terminology that promises to illuminate, confuse, and possibly befuddle you in equal measure. Picture it now: a time when the world was enamoured with bell-bottoms, disco, and an insatiable thirst for knowledge about all things numerical! Ah, 1971—a year that gave us not only this delightful tome but also a sense of optimism that perhaps, just perhaps, mathematics might not be so dreadful after all. Within these pages, you’ll find definitions that could make even Pythagoras raise an eyebrow in fascination (or perhaps just confusion). Expect to encounter terms like “hypotenuse” and “tessellation” in ways that make you question your very existence. Was there a time when trigonometry didn’t feel like a malevolent force seeking to destroy all joy? But fret not, for Marks has approached this monumental task with the finesse of a circus juggler—balancing an array of mathematical concepts with the charm of a seasoned ringmaster. As you leaf through its pages, you may ask yourself if the author was perhaps channeling the spirit of Euclid or simply trying to avoid doing his laundry. Either way, this dictionary promises to be more than just a collection of definitions; it’s a quirky adventure into the bizarre world of mathematical jargon. Need a refresher on how to find “pi”? Or perhaps you’re looking to impress your friends with a casual mention of “non-Euclidean geometries” during your next dinner party? Rest assured, this handbook has you covered! The comprehensive nature of this work is matched only by its charmingly disheveled appearance—a testament to its previous life as a noble companion to perhaps too many late-night study sessions or frantic homework cramming. Now, if you’re wondering what delightful nuggets of wisdom might be lurking in the depths of this mathematical labyrinth, look no further than the illustrious bullet points below: A glossary of terms that could make even your high school math teacher weep with nostalgia. Annotations that may or may not include humorous illustrations from the author’s childhood doodles. Insightful explanations that sometimes venture into the realm of the absurd—because why not? A collection of exercises designed to both enlighten and terrify the average reader. Footnotes that could easily be mistaken for poetic musings on the nature of numbers. Condition: This book has led a rich and storied life, now bearing the signs of use that only a true classic could wear with pride. Expect dog-eared pages, a few coffee stains that tell tales of late-night cramming, and a spine that bravely holds it all together, despite the odds. This weathered beauty is a testament to its enduring appeal; it has survived the test of time, if not the rigours of a tidy bookshelf. So if you’re in the market for a book that promises to be as enlightening as it is bewildering, “The New Mathematics Dictionary and Handbook” is your ticket to a world where the only certainty is uncertainty. It’s a book that may not solve all your mathematical woes, but it will surely provide you with a hearty chuckle or two as you navigate the absurdities of numbers. Secure your copy today at Crappy Old Books—where the only thing more questionable than our selection is our sense of humour! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2036/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-mathematics-dictionary-and-handbook-2022-10.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2035 Ancient Mysteries by Rupert Furneaux In a world overflowing with the banalities of modern life—social media, avocado toast, and endless Netflix binges—Rupert Furneaux’s "Ancient Mysteries" emerges from the shadows of 1989 like a dusty relic itself, beckoning the curious and the mildly bewildered to ponder the peculiar enigmas of yesteryears. Picture yourself nestled in a velvet armchair, sipping herbal tea while this tome whisks you away to a time when people believed in chariots drawn by mythical beasts and the only thing one needed to solve a mystery was a questionable amount of confidence and perhaps a monocle. This delightful volume of cryptic conundrums and historical interrogations is perfect for anyone looking to impress their friends with obscure facts about long-dead civilizations or, more importantly, for those who wish to avoid discussing the latest trends in pop culture. Furneaux, with all the enthusiasm of a man who may or may not have spent his formative years in a dusty library surrounded by eccentric scholars, weaves a tapestry of the bizarre. He invites you to ruminate over the following ancient riddles, which have baffled humanity for centuries: Why did the ancient Egyptians build pyramids instead of, say, eco-friendly housing? What was up with Stonehenge? A celestial observatory or just an elaborate party spot gone wrong? How did people manage to lose entire civilizations without even a single Instagram account to document the downfall? Was the mythical Atlantis just an early version of a failed tech startup? And did anyone ever find out if the Sphinx is really just a glorified cat statue? As you leaf through the pages, you might find yourself captivated by Furneaux’s charmingly dated prose that oscillates between earnest inquiry and a nonchalant disregard for contemporary academic rigor. After all, what’s a few historical inaccuracies here and there when you’re knee-deep in the exploration of ancient secrets? One can almost hear the echo of a distant scholar proclaiming, “Well, it could have happened!” as you chuckle at the sheer audacity of some of the claims made within these pages. For the aspiring amateur archaeologist or the weekend warrior of history, this book serves as a delightful companion. It challenges you to don your metaphorical fedora and seek out ancient relics in your backyard or at the local antique shop, all while questioning whether the mysterious shard of pottery you found is truly Roman or just an overly ambitious garden gnome’s remains. The opportunities for dubious discoveries and wild hypotheses are endless. Condition: This particular copy has been previously cherished, or possibly just shoved into a corner of a musty attic for a decade or two. Expect slight dog-earing, the faint whiff of nostalgia, and the kind of yellowing that can only come from being loved by someone who probably meant well. Perfectly imperfect, this book embodies the spirit of any second-hand literary adventure. It’s practically begging to be picked up, dusted off, and proclaimed as your latest literary conquest, despite the fact that you may never actually read it. So why not indulge in a peculiar time-traveling escapade through the pages of "Ancient Mysteries"? After all, who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in the whimsical exploration of the world’s oddities? Pick it up today at Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story—albeit one that may be a bit tattered and questionable, much like your own life choices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2035/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ancient-mysteries-2022-10.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine 9780345345288 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2033 Selected Shorter Poems of Thomas Hardy by Thomas Hardy Ah, the poetry of Thomas Hardy, one of the few men who could make a rainy day feel like a solemn occasion. If you’ve ever been in a mood so melancholy that even the clouds outside seem to judge you, then this book is your ideal companion. Published in 1966 by Macmillan, this collection of Selected Shorter Poems offers a glimpse into the mind of a man who viewed life with a mixture of wry irony and gut-wrenching sincerity. It’s the perfect sort of reading for those who want to feel a little bit better about their own bleak existence while basking in the glow of Hardy’s existential musings. The cover, a faded tapestry of once vibrant hues, captures the essence of Hardy’s world—a place where love is often thwarted by fate, and nature is an indifferent observer. It’s as if the universe itself decided it was time to throw some proverbial rain on your parade, and Hardy, with his quill, merely chronicled the downpour. Pick this book up, and you’ll find yourself pondering the nature of existence while eyeing the sky, half-expecting it to open up and rain down your own poetic tragedy. Why read Hardy, you ask? Let’s list a few delightful reasons: He’ll make your sad poetry scribbles look cheerful in comparison. You’ll learn that the term “heartbreak” has depths you’d never imagined. His use of rural imagery may inspire you to start a garden—only to realize you have no idea how to keep plants alive. Each poem is a reminder that time is a relentless thief, and you’re just its hapless victim. He has a knack for making you feel superior—at least your life isn’t as tragic as the poor souls in his verses. In this selection, Hardy expertly distills the essence of human folly into verses that manage to be both grandiose and painfully relatable. His themes echo through the ages—love, loss, and that nagging feeling that perhaps the universe has forgotten your address. Reading this book is akin to visiting a quaint English village where everyone is lamenting the fact that the sun never quite shines on their garden parties, and yet they continue to host them with an air of resigned charm. As you sift through the pages, expect to encounter lines that linger in your mind like an unwelcome guest—essentially the mental equivalent of eating a rich dessert that you know you shouldn’t but can’t resist. Each poem is a morsel of Hardy’s philosophical questioning, designed to leave you pondering even long after the last page is turned. There’s a sense of camaraderie found in shared despair, and who better to share that with than a poet whose own heart seemed forever trapped in a tumultuous tempest? Condition: This copy is used, which means it has seen its fair share of rainy afternoons and cups of tea, and perhaps a few existential crises. Expect dog-eared pages and margin notes that may or may not be the ramblings of a previous owner who felt particularly connected to Hardy’s lamentations. The spine might be cracked, but like Hardy’s own poignant observations, it holds together just enough to keep you captivated. So, grab this book from Crappy Old Books and allow yourself to be whisked away—albeit to a somewhat dreary place where joy is rationed and melancholy flows freely. Because really, who doesn’t want to wallow in beautifully crafted verses that remind you life is but a series of unfortunate events? Happy reading, and may your heartache be ever so poetic! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2033/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selected-shorter-poems-of-thomas-hardy-2022-10.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2032 Birds of Sea and Coast by Lars Jonsson Ah, the 1970s! A decade of flared trousers, psychedelic wallpaper, and now—legend has it—a rather peculiar obsession with our feathered friends. Enter "Birds of Sea and Coast," a tome by the esteemed Lars Jonsson. Published by Penguin, this volume is not just a book; it’s a profound exploration of the avian world that you never knew you needed. Or perhaps you did, and you’re now questioning your life choices while eyeballing a faded illustration of a puffin. In this weighty compendium, you won’t merely find birds; you’ll unearth an entire avifauna extravaganza. Jonsson takes readers on a winged journey through the maritime realms, where seagulls appear as the misunderstood rebels of the sky and coastal birds are portrayed as the hipsters of nature—always perched at the trendiest spots along the shoreline, sipping on imaginary lattes made from brine. You may even find yourself empathetic toward the herons, those loners who stand still in marshes like hip youth contemplating their next Instagram post. With illustrations more vivid than your Uncle Nigel’s tales of his ’epic’ fishing trip, the pages flutter with life and the scent of nostalgia. Each chapter could almost be a love letter to the coast—an area where the tide rolls in with all the grace of a ballerina on roller skates and the salt in the air possesses an aroma stronger than your last failed attempt at baking bread. Perhaps it’s a metaphor for life, or maybe it’s just Jonsson’s way of showing that birds are better at living in harmony with nature than most humans. You decide. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “What makes this book special?” Well, if you’ve ever found yourself wondering why a gull has a cheeky grin or why the oystercatcher seems to be plotting its next meal with a lawyer’s precision, this book is the philosophical inquiry your soul has been craving. Jonsson’s musings meander through esoteric reflections on bird behaviour, and you might find yourself nodding in earnest agreement—entirely forgetting that you’re sitting in a café instead of observing them in their natural habitat. Of course, we mustn’t shy away from the book’s idiosyncratic charm. The photographs, though slightly grainy with the unmistakable vibe of the ’70s, add an authenticity that newer books simply cannot replicate. Who needs HD when you can have a little bit of vintage whimsy? You might even feel a sense of kinship with the slightly rumpled pages, as if they tell the story of a reader who once sat on a beach, lost in thought about the most existential of questions: “Why do seagulls scream?” Condition: Used. This book has seen some things—probably more than you have—so expect the occasional coffee stain and a dog-eared page or two. It carries the weight of wisdom and experience, like a lighthouse keeper who moonlights as a poet. The spine is a bit cracked, but isn’t that just the sign of a well-loved book? Like a favourite pair of shoes, slightly scuffed but brimming with stories. This volume may not have the pristine allure of a brand-new edition, but it certainly exudes character, much like a seasoned sailor with tales that stretch beyond the horizon. So, if you’re in the market for a literary voyage that sails through the mysteries of coastal avian life while simultaneously allowing you to feel superior to your non-birdwatching peers, "Birds of Sea and Coast" is waiting for you. Maybe it’s not the book of the year, but it’s certainly the book of a year—a year that wanted to be remembered with fondness and perhaps just a dash of absurdity. Grab your binoculars, your sense of irony, and prepare to be serenaded by the fascinating world of birds—after all, who wouldn’t want to unravel the songs of the sea and coast through the eyes of Lars Jonsson? Get it from Crappy Old Books, where treasures like this await to ruffle your feathers and tickle your fancy! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2032/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/birds-of-sea-and-coast-2022-10.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140630039 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2030 100 Things You Should Know About Vikings by Fiona Macdonald Ah, the Vikings! Those bearded marauders of yore, known for their love of pillaging, plundering, and questionable hygiene. But you might be surprised to learn that there’s more to them than meets the eye—or at least, that’s what Fiona Macdonald proposes in her audacious tome, "100 Things You Should Know About Vikings." One might wonder how 100 little tidbits could encapsulate such a complex and bloodthirsty bunch, but fear not! Each fact is lovingly crafted to ensure that even your most vexing relative at the next family gathering will be entertained—and possibly horrified. Published in a year when “sustainable living” became a buzzword and people started to rethink their penchant for plastic, this book humorously juxtaposes the ancient practices of Norsemen with modern sensibilities. If you’ve ever wanted to know which Viking god preferred longship sailing over gardening, or how Vikings used to settle debates over who got the last piece of mead-soaked pork, this book promises to satisfy that unquenchable thirst for trivial knowledge. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of yelling and heavy axes. Macdonald’s writing style is an intoxicating mix of scholarly pizzazz and playful banter, as though she’s attempting to engage a roomful of uninterested high schoolers while simultaneously appealing to the whimsical historical novelist within us all. It’s as if she’s saying, “Yes, you can know about Viking history without succumbing to the Viking age of dullness!” This is perfect for the ever-curious reader who has always wondered about the finer points of chain mail versus leather armor. Now, let’s ponder the crucial question: what can one actually expect to learn from this somewhat dog-eared paperback relic? The answers await you in the form of a delightful listicle disguised as a book. The nuggets of wisdom within include: The bizarre dietary habits of Vikings (hint: it involves a lot of fermented fish). The shocking truth about Viking fashion choices—did they really wear horned helmets? Spoiler alert: not quite. How to properly greet a Viking in their own language, should you ever encounter one in a time travel escapade. The geographic expanse of Viking expeditions, because they apparently weren’t just hanging around Norway. Interesting tidbits on their legendary seafaring skills—no, they didn’t just paddle aimlessly! As we leaf through the pages, it’s impossible to ignore the myriad illustrations that flirt with the edges of historical accuracy and artistic whimsy. If there’s one thing Macdonald has perfected, it’s making history feel relatable and, dare we say, fun—perhaps a bit too fun for the stern historian in the back row. But history doesn’t have to wear a monocle and sip tea while discussing the past, does it? Condition: This particular copy is used, which might lend it an air of authenticity, or perhaps merely that someone else’s fingers have lingered on its pages a tad too long. There are the occasional coffee stains, which only serve to enhance the whole “well-loved” aesthetic—perfect for the aspiring amateur historian who doesn’t mind a little character in their reading material. It is, after all, a reflection of the daily life of Vikings—messy yet charming! In a world saturated with glossy coffee table books that hardly dare to scratch the surface of their subjects, "100 Things You Should Know About Vikings" stands out as a quirky alternative. It’s ideal for both the armchair historian and the curious child who’s tired of being told to read boring textbooks. Whether you’re preparing for your next trivia night or simply aim to impress a date with your newfound knowledge of Norse mythology, this book is your ticket to mildly impressive conversations. So, if you find yourself at Crappy Old Books, lurking among the remnants of literary history, pick this one up. It may not change your life, but it will certainly give you 100 reasons to talk about things you didn’t even know you wanted to know—especially about those delightful, axe-wielding ancestors of ours. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2030/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/100-things-about-vikings-2022-10.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mile Kelly Publishing 9781842365816 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2028 Elizabeth is Missing by emma Healey In a world where the past never quite fades and the present is a foggy mess, Emma Healey’s riveting tome, "Elizabeth is Missing," invites you on a confounding and poignant journey through the labyrinth of memory—if only you can remember where you left your reading glasses. This 2015 offering from Penguin is not just a book; it’s a delightful riddle wrapped in a mystery, waiting for you to piece together the threads of Elizabeth’s disappearance and the tangled web of a mind that’s slipping like a bar of soap in a wet bathroom. Our heroine (or anti-heroine, depending on how you feel about narrative reliability) is Maud, a woman who has become as adept at losing her thoughts as she is at misplacing her favourite cardigan. In her quest to locate her missing friend Elizabeth—who may or may not be a figment of her increasingly tenuous memory—Maud lurches through a fog of scattered recollections and missed connections. One minute she’s rummaging through the kitchen for elusive teabags, and the next, she’s trying to make sense of a decades-old mystery that has stubbornly clung to her like an old pet cat that refuses to be removed from your lap. Healey’s narrative is a swirling concoction of past and present, much like a fruitcake that has been left out too long—sticky, perplexing, and perhaps even a bit off. This isn’t just a simple “whodunit” or a standard tale of aging; it’s a multi-layered exploration of memory, friendship, and the fragile architecture of the human mind. You may find yourself questioning your own recollections as you turn page after page, possibly wondering if you’ve ever had a friend named Elizabeth or if you merely dreamed her up on a particularly dull Tuesday afternoon. Readers will discover that the book is filled to the brim with delightful quirks, including the sort of dialogue you might overhear in a tea shop frequented by eccentric aunts and their overzealous knitting circles. Maud’s internal monologue is punctuated by her increasingly frantic attempts to hold onto the threads of her life, leading to moments that are as humorous as they are heart-wrenching. It’s not every day you read a book that prompts you to laugh at the absurdity of forgetting where you parked your car while simultaneously weeping over a long-lost friendship. As the narrative unfurls, you will encounter a cast of characters who serve not only as the vibrant backdrop to Maud’s existential crisis but also as representations of her own failing faculties. Each interaction seems to invoke a nostalgia that is both familiar and alien, like finding an old photograph of someone you no longer recognize. You may even wish to jot down notes to keep track of everyone—though, let’s face it, you might misplace that too. Condition: This used copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, has clearly been loved in all the right ways. Expect some delightful yellowing pages, a few coffee stains that might just add to the character of the book, and the occasional dog-eared page that indicates someone else has also found solace in Maud’s chaotic world. It’s a testament to its journey from shelf to reader, and perhaps a mirror held up to your own reading adventures. It may not be pristine, but let’s face it—who wants a book that feels too pristine? It’s like getting a vintage car with no character; a dent here and there tells a story! So, if you’re in the mood for a read that will tickle your brain cells, tug at your heartstrings, and leave you questioning your own grasp on reality, "Elizabeth is Missing" is just the book for you. Get ready to lose track of time while you lose track of Maud’s thoughts—it’s all part of the immersive experience. Who knows, by the end, you might finally remember where you left your own Elizabeth—or perhaps just a good excuse for forgetting. Grab this quirky treasure from Crappy Old Books and dive headfirst into a world where memory is as unreliable as a three-legged dog trying to fetch a stick. It’s an adventure you won’t soon forget—or will you? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2028/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/elizabeth-is-missing-2022-10.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780241968185 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2027 My Cousin Rachel by Daphne du Maurier In a world where familial bonds are as tangled as a ball of yarn after a cat has had its way, Daphne du Maurier’s *My Cousin Rachel* beckons you into a storm of emotional entanglement, all while wrapped in the understated elegance of a 1964 Penguin cover. This isn’t just a novel; it’s a delightful puzzle box of longing, suspicion, and possibly a sprinkle of poison, where one must ponder: is Rachel a vixen or merely misunderstood? Spoiler alert: the answer may depend on your snack choices while reading. Looks like someone left something heavy on it for a few years. However, the binding and pages are all still in good order. There is also a small piece of square cardboard in it, about an inch square and yellow. Thats complimentary. Set against a backdrop of Cornwall’s picturesque but moody landscape, our narrator is a dashing young man with a penchant for overthinking and a family tree that could use a good pruning. Enter Rachel: a cousin who may or may not have killed her husband in a fit of jealousy or just bad cooking. What could possibly go wrong when a young man with the emotional depth of a puddle falls for a woman shrouded in mystery? Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of romantic confusion and a sprinkling of potential homicide. After all, nothing says "I love you" quite like a bit of intrigue. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself considering the finer points of inheritance, morality, and whether or not one should trust a woman who seems to have mastered the art of the slow, seductive glance. Rachel is as enchanting as she is perplexing, and her motives remain as opaque as a cup of poorly brewed tea. But why not indulge in the delicious ambiguity? This book encourages you to embrace uncertainty, much like a blind date with a distant relative. Cheers to that! One cannot help but marvel at du Maurier’s ability to spin a tale that dances on the delicate line between love and obsession. The writing is peppered with vivid imagery that captures not just the lush landscapes, but also the tumult of the heart. And while you read, you may find yourself asking the important questions: Is it possible to love someone while also being utterly terrified of them? Can one’s heart and brain ever agree on a matter of attraction? And most importantly, what on Earth did Rachel actually put in that stew? The charm of this book lies not only in the plot but also in its rich tapestry of characters who occasionally resemble the cast of a bizarre family reunion. From the well-meaning but utterly perplexed narrator to the enigmatic Rachel herself, the ensemble is a parade of personalities that would make even the most seasoned soap opera star raise an eyebrow. Not to mention the delightful side characters, each more eccentric than the last, adding a delightful layer of absurdity to this already tangled web. Condition: Used, which means this book has traveled through time and space to land in your hands, possibly stopping at a few questionable yard sales along the way. Expect dog-eared pages, a peculiar aroma reminiscent of old libraries, and annotations that could either be literary insights or the ramblings of a caffeine-fueled bard. Each crease and smudge tells a story of its own, adding to the charm of what some might dub "character." After all, isn’t “used” just another way of saying “well-loved”? You might want to keep a small fire extinguisher handy, as this novel might ignite a few deep and brooding thoughts. So grab a cup of something warm and settle into your reading nook, preferably with a sturdy chair to brace yourself against the emotional rollercoaster ahead. Whether you find yourself enamoured with Rachel or convinced she’s the nefarious villain of your next nightmare, you’ll likely put this book down with a sense of bewilderment and possibly a touch of existential dread. Just remember, if you’re not slightly confused by the end, you may not have been paying attention. Crappy Old Books invites you to explore this narrative labyrinth. It may not be an easy read, but it’s certainly a trip worth taking—or at least a peculiar journey through a cousin’s convoluted love life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2027/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-cousin-rachel-2022-10.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2026 The Group by Mary McCarthy Welcome to the world of Mary McCarthy’s "The Group," a literary escapade that will have you questioning the very fabric of friendship, ambition, and, perhaps, your own sanity as you meander through the lives of eight extraordinarily ordinary women. Published in 1966 by Penguin (a name synonymous with both quality and questionable life choices), this novel is a veritable smorgasbord of mid-century musings that might just remind you of that time you spent an entire afternoon debating the merits of clotted cream while sipping lukewarm tea. As you turn the pages, you will find yourself oscillating between intense intrigue and profound bewilderment. McCarthy presents a cavalcade of characters—each one more fascinatingly flawed than the last—who parade through the hallowed halls of Vassar, where no one seems to have a clue about how to actually ’adult’ in the real world. Expect a heartwarming yet sardonic exploration of their lives, which is just a whisker away from bursting into a sitcom-style episode of “What Not to Do After University.” Ah, but how do we define this Group? They’re not just friends; they’re a cocktail of aspirations, disappointments, and highly questionable life choices served with a twist of irony. They grapple with marriage, motherhood, and the gnawing fear that perhaps their biggest achievement will be becoming a folk legend in the annals of mediocre dinner-party conversation. You might find yourself pondering questions such as: “Is it possible to have a life-changing revelation while stuck in a power struggle over the last slice of carrot cake?” or “Do I really need to know about everyone’s bra size to understand their journey?” Expect banter that crackles like a vintage radio and observations so sharp they could slice through a thick layer of your own existential dread. McCarthy’s prose dances between lighthearted and heavy, coaxing readers into a whimsical yet poignant exploration of gender dynamics, societal expectations, and the unending quest for personal fulfillment, all while keeping your inner cynic entertained. Grab your monocle, because you’ll want to scrutinize the subtext with the care of a literary detective. If you have ever found yourself trapped in a room full of overly earnest friends discussing their feelings about their feelings, you’re in for a treat. McCarthy dives into the messy complexities of camaraderie, exposing the underbelly of what happens when women are left to their own devices and their collective neuroses take the helm. It’s like watching a group of kittens trying to navigate a laser pointer—adorable, chaotic, and ultimately futile. Condition: As it’s used, this copy of "The Group" has lived its own life, much like the characters within its pages. Expect a few creases, some dog-eared corners, and faint coffee stains that tell tales of late-night reading sessions and existential musings fueled by caffeine. A few passages may seem to yell at you, while others whisper sweet nothings of nostalgia. Embrace the imperfections, for they are what make this book as charming as a slightly askew hat on a rainy day. So why not take a moment to invite this book into your life? It will certainly make for an intriguing conversation starter at your next gathering, where you can regale friends with stories of the ’wild’ lives of eight women you’ve never met but feel deeply connected to. And who knows, maybe by the end, you’ll have your own life-altering realizations about the importance of clotted cream? This delightful oddity is available right here at Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in books that you didn’t know you needed until now. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2026/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Group-2022-10.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2025 The Johnian - Vol 81 No2 by n/a Ah, behold the illustrious Volume 81, Number 2 of The Johnian, a literary artifact snatched from the hallowed halls of St Johns School in Leatherhead, circa 1966—an era when bell-bottoms were a style statement and rock ’n’ roll was still trying to convince the older generation that it wasn’t just a passing fad. This treasure trove of youthful musings and earnest adolescent angst is a testament to a time when students were still grappling with the weighty matters of life, love, and the eternal question: what’s for lunch? The Johnian - Vol 81 No2 The Johnian is the publication of St Johns School in Leatherhead. however, I could not find anything in it that says so. Bit of a fail there on befhalf of the 1966 team. However, I Googled ’The Johnian Churchill house’ and found their recent edition. Probably only be of interest to you if you went to the school. The book itself is an enigma wrapped in the peculiarities of teenage life, presenting an array of student writings that range from the profoundly insightful to the utterly bewildering. One cannot help but wonder if the contributors were secretly vying for the title of Most Enthusiastic User of Thesaurus in the school library, given the flamboyant language choices that occasionally pervade the pages. With prose like "the ethereal essence of youth" juxtaposed against the mundane musings about homework, one can’t help but chuckle at the earnestness of it all. This particular volume captures the essence of student life in the 1960s, a time when the ink was still drying on the first editions of Beatles albums, and young minds were bustling with revolutionary thoughts and questionable haircut choices. You may find essays that wax lyrical about the school’s cricket match against a rival institution—or should we say, the monumental clash of titans—while others may meander into the philosophical realm of why the dining hall’s spaghetti was always a bit on the questionable side. Imagine, if you will, the scene: a group of fresh-faced students, armed with nothing but fountain pens and unyielding optimism, sprawled across old wooden desks, scribbling furiously in pursuit of scholarly glory. The Johnian was not merely a publication; it was a rite of passage, a badge of honour for those lucky enough to have their musings immortalised in print. For many, it was the pinnacle of achievement before diving headfirst into the murky waters of adult life—where essays on the poetic nature of nature would be replaced by reports on tax audits and office memos. But let’s not forget the tantalising mystery of its authorship. The fact that no author is attributed adds a delightful layer of intrigue. Was this a concerted effort by a committee of self-proclaimed literary geniuses, or merely a collection of ramblings by a gaggle of enthusiastic first-years? As you leaf through the pages, the anonymity invites you to speculate wildly. Perhaps it was penned by a secret society of students who met under the cover of darkness in the library, sipping tea and discussing the relative merits of classical literature versus the ever-important question of who would play at the next school dance. Unearthly essays that may have been written under the influence of too many biscuits. Poems that are either deeply profound or utterly ridiculous—your call! Review of the school’s play that reads more like a Shakespearean tragedy than a comedy. Advertisements for outdated school events that now seem like relics of a lost era. A charming collection of doodles that might have been the first stirrings of modern art. Condition: Used, as one might expect from a tome of such venerable age and academic pedigree. Pages may exhibit the gentle creases of time, with a few notable stains that hint at late-night snack sessions fuelling the fervent literary pursuits. The cover bears the proud marks of youthful ownership, with the occasional doodle that reminds one of the fleeting nature of teenage angst. Fear not, fellow seekers of crumpled wisdom; this volume is still very much intact, ready to accompany you on your journey through the (possibly misguided) intellectual musings of youth. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2025/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-johnian-2022-10.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Johns School Leatherhead no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2023 Piecing Together by David Scott Welcome to the peculiar realm of "Piecing Together," a 2005 literary offering from the illustrious publisher Blood Axe Books. If you’re lucky enough to snag a copy, you’ll find that this tome is a curious conglomeration of thoughts, musings, and what can only be described as literary patchwork—akin to a quilt made by someone who’s only ever seen a quilt in passing. David Scott, the author, undoubtedly had a vision, but whether that vision was of a coherent narrative or an abstract collage remains a mystery only the most intrepid of readers may unravel. In an era when the literary world seemed to be embracing the avant-garde, Scott proceeded with as much subtlety as a marching band in a library. The narrative is said to weave together various threads, much like a crafty grandmother piecing together remnants of fabric, perhaps using only the bits that were left after the family reunion. Expect a delightful hodgepodge of prose that straddles the line between poetic expression and abstract confusion, leaving readers wondering if they’re meant to admire the artistry or simply scratch their heads in bewilderment. Imagine if a crossword puzzle and a jigsaw puzzle had a baby—this book might just be that offspring, with its disparate themes and characters lurking like hidden pieces that refuse to reveal their purpose. The joy of reading "Piecing Together" lies not in the destination, but in the bewildering journey. You may find yourself plenty entertained, albeit perhaps not in the ways the author intended. But what can we say about the contents? Well, expect an array of literary devices so eclectic you’d think Scott had raided a semiotics convention and a garage sale at the same time. The book invites you to ponder questions like: What is the nature of memory? How do we construct our identities? And, more importantly, why is there a suspiciously large chapter on the history of wallpaper patterns? You might find answers—or at least amusing distractions. The prose swirls like a foggy London morning, leaving you to squint through metaphorical mist while you attempt to decipher what on Earth is happening. Condition: Used. This copy has been well-loved (or perhaps well-tortured) and boasts a few bent corners, the occasional coffee stain, and a spine that creaks like an old floorboard. It appears that someone at some point in time took this book on a tumultuous journey, possibly through a few too many coffees and a existential crises. You might find annotations here and there, which could either be profound insights or the ramblings of a caffeine-fueled squirrel—it’s a gamble! Each page may present you with the delightful uncertainty of whether you’re reading Scott’s work or just someone’s errant thoughts about cats. But let’s not forget the literary achievements that come wrapped in this oddity: it’s a treasure trove of navel-gazing and introspection that might just leave you feeling more self-aware than you bargained for. Or, conversely, it may confirm your belief that you have absolutely no idea what you’re doing with your life. Either way, the experience is undeniably unique. So, if you’re in the market for a book that combines the charm of a rambling conversation with the structure of a rickety bridge, "Piecing Together" might just be the quirky companion you never knew you needed. Ideal for those who enjoy a side of irony with their literature, or for anyone who feels that life is simply a series of erratically placed puzzle pieces. What better place to find this curious conundrum than at Crappy Old Books, where the unusual is celebrated and the obscure is embraced? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2023/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/piecing-together=2022-10.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blood Axe Books 9781852246969 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2022 Joseph Andrews and Shamela by Henry Fielding In a remarkable twist of fate, you’ve stumbled upon a 1970 edition of Henry Fielding’s beloved classic, "Joseph Andrews and Shamela." A work that marries the innocent exuberance of 18th-century literature with a healthy dose of shameless satire, this book effortlessly straddles the line between morality and mischief, much like a debonair tightrope walker teetering over a pit of disgruntled geese. This is an ex-library hardback. The book has a library stamp page inside showing 29 borrows from 31 July 1981 to 15 January 1992 but it doesn’t really look like anyone ever bothered reading it. The library is Westminster City Libraries, Victoria Library and its stamped Reserve Stock and also has a a pocket for the index card. The slip gives a telephone number for renewals that features automatic answering. Fielding, that cheeky purveyor of 18th-century witticism, presents us with the dapper Joseph Andrews, a paragon of virtue basically tripping over his own coat-tails in a world filled with less-than-virtuous characters. But just when you think you’ve got this narrative all buttoned up, enter Shamela: a cunning, self-serving character who is as charming as she is duplicitous. It’s a literary cocktail that might just leave you feeling a bit tipsy on the complexities of virtue signaling and moral hypocrisy. If it sounds like a delightful romp through the muck of human vice, you would be absolutely correct! Or not. Who’s to say? Published by Oxford University Press, a publisher renowned for its commitment to the highbrow, this particular edition might be a bit of an outlier. One can almost hear the faculty members at the University of Oxford gasping into their tea upon viewing this edition—a mad mix of lowly farce and lofty commentary. It’s the literary equivalent of wearing a tuxedo with trainers. But hey, who are we to judge? In a world where fashion and literature collide, perhaps this book is just ahead of its time. But what makes this amusing book even more collectible is its condition. Now, let’s not mince words; it’s not exactly in the prime of its life. In fact, it may have seen more action than a reality TV star at a red carpet event. With pages that have that delightful crinkle (or is it just age?), the spine that has been valiantly creased, and a cover that could tell tales of many a late-night reading session, it’s a true testament to its journey through the world of second-hand literature. As you delve into the pages of this literary relic, prepare to be entertained by the following delightful aspects: A cast of characters that might just make you reconsider your life choices—especially if you’ve ever found yourself in a sticky situation trying to be heroic. Fielding’s signature prose that dances like a gentleman at a ball, occasionally stepping on a few toes in the process. The underlying commentary on the human condition that makes you wonder if perhaps you should take a long, hard look in the mirror—preferably not while holding a glass of wine. A narrative structure that bravely challenges reader expectations, like a romantic comedy that suddenly morphs into a horror film in the final act. Who doesn’t love a plot twist? Footnotes that might just be more intriguing than the main text—a delightful rabbit hole for the curious reader. Condition: Used and well-loved, this book comes with the warm nostalgia of countless readings, occasional coffee stains, and the scent of bygone eras wafting off its pages. While it may not be pristine, its character is undeniable, much like a beloved pair of well-worn shoes. It’s practically begging you to scoop it up and give it a good home—preferably one with a comfy reading nook and a ready supply of tea. In conclusion, why not add "Joseph Andrews and Shamela" to your collection? It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a historical artifact, and a lovely way to impress friends while simultaneously bamboozling them with your literary knowledge. Available for purchase at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the odd, the quirky, and the downright charming titles that the universe has to offer. Pick it up, if only to see what all the fuss is about. After all, who doesn’t love a little scandal wrapped in a clever narrative? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2022/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Joseph-Andrews-and-Shamela-2022-10.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press no GB Standard 5.05 GBP COB-2021 The Waterfall by Margaret Drabble The WaterfallPoetess and failed wife, Jane Gray considered herself a disaster area. Then James, husband of her alter ego, cousin Lucy, climbed into her bed. Ironically this book has some water damage to the bottom but its all dry now and rthe binding is fine, its just a bit wrinkled. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2021/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-waterfall-2022-10.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140033175 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2019 Evolution Genetics and Man by Theodosius Dobzhansky In a world where the evolutionary clock ticks louder than a London bus on a rainy afternoon, Theodosius Dobzhansky presents us with "Evolution Genetics and Man," a mind-bending tome that aims to connect the dots between genetic mutations, natural selection, and, quite possibly, your questionable taste in socks. Published in 1963 by John Wiley and Sons—because clearly, every family needs a little genetic science tucked between the cookbooks and the dusty encyclopedias—this book is not just a read; it’s an experience that could leave you pondering your own lineage long after you’ve put it down. Good condition except someone has put manky old cellotape round the edges of the covers, but its not sticky or anything and is all falling off, so I don’t know why they did that. It gives the book an antique effect which is nice. Ah, Theodosius Dobzhansky—a name that rolls off the tongue with the elegance of a ballet dancer who has just tripped over their own feet. A biologist who famously declared that “nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution,” Dobzhansky unfurls his genetic theories with the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for enthusiastic amateur birdwatchers. One can almost hear him at dinner parties, passionately defending the importance of fruit flies in understanding human genetics while the rest of the guests quietly contemplate their escape routes. Flipping through the pages of this scholarly masterpiece feels a bit like rummaging through your grandfather’s attic: dusty, filled with oddities, and occasionally revealing a shiny gem that makes you question your entire existence. Each chapter tackles the grand tapestry of genetics, meticulously stitching together the threads of Mendelian principles and evolutionary theory, ensuring that by the time you reach the end, you’re either enthralled or in desperate need of a pint down the pub. But wait! Before you decide to add this book to your collection of tomes that you swear you’ll read one day (alongside that self-help book you promised yourself you’d start last year), consider what you’re getting into. Here’s a delightful taste of what you may—or may not—discover within these pages: A thrilling narrative about the struggles of geneticists that rivals the most gripping of soap operas. Impenetrable diagrams that make you question whether you’re looking at a genetic model or a child’s drawing of spaghetti. Unfettered excitement about the reproductive habits of various critters that might leave you blushing. Conversations about mutation rates that could turn even the most mundane social gathering into a debate of epic proportions. A deep dive into paternity tests that could make for some awkward family reunions. Condition: Used—but not in the way that suggests it has been through the trials of a hard life. No, this book has merely been perused by curious minds and perhaps used as a makeshift coaster during one too many discussions about the intricacies of human evolution over a cup of tea. Expect dog-eared pages, a slightly faded cover that adds an air of authenticity, and the kind of musty scent that only decades of knowledge can produce. It’s practically begging for a new home, preferably one where it will be appreciated, if not understood. So, whether you believe in Darwinism or think it’s merely a catchy band name, “Evolution Genetics and Man” promises a riveting journey through the annals of biological chaos. Remember, this isn’t your average bedtime story; it’s a cerebral romp that might just have you feeling a tad superior to your friends who are still grappling with the basics of Mendel’s peas. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books today and prepare to impress (or confuse) your friends with a wealth of genetic trivia that they never knew they needed. Because who doesn’t want to be the life of the party with fun facts about alleles and genome mapping? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2019/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/evolution-genetics-and-man-2022-10.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Wiley and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2018 The Millstone by Margaret Drabble In the swirling mists of 1968, when the world was both frantically spinning and chaotically blooming, Margaret Drabble decided to pen a masterpiece that would ultimately become a millstone around the necks of unsuspecting readers far and wide. Enter “The Millstone,” a title that might evoke visions of quaint countryside scenes and idyllic pastoral life, but instead serves as a sharp reminder that life, much like a millstone, can grind you down and leave you a bit unrecognizable. The only thing this book is guaranteed to mill is your patience—if you’re not careful, you might find yourself lost in its meticulously crafted prose and philosophical meanderings. This novel, published by Penguin in an era when paperbacks were beginning to realize they didn’t have to be bland, offers no ISBN number for validation, perhaps a sly nod to its own existential questioning of identity. Drabble’s work is like a cheeky teenager wearing a tie-dye while sipping on Earl Grey; it’s both avant-garde and oddly traditional, leaving you wondering how you ended up on this literary rollercoaster without a safety bar. Picture this: a protagonist grappling with the heavy themes of motherhood, identity, and the suffocating weight of societal expectations while juggling her own aspirations like clumsy plates at an off-kilter circus. It’s no wonder that this book has been labeled both a breath of fresh air and a bit of a chore—after all, who wouldn’t be slightly daunted by the prospect of a millstone? And yet, in the paradoxical style that Drabble has honed, you may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all while pondering your own life choices. The backdrop of “The Millstone” is not merely a setting; it’s an intricate tapestry of 1960s Britain, a time when existential musings were as common as polyester suits. One cannot help but feel that the world outside was buzzing with change, yet within the pages of this tome, it’s possible to feel as stagnant as a still pond. Perhaps this is where the true irony of Drabble’s narrative lies: it questions the very essence of progress while simultaneously dragging you back into the muck of domesticity. Delve into a protagonist’s emotionally charged journey that might remind you of your own existential crises. Marvel at Drabble’s ability to weave intricate thoughts that occasionally make you question whether you’ve read a profound passage or just stared blankly at the wall. Experience the mind-boggling contrast between the vibrancy of the 1960s and the heavy themes that threaten to blanket any joy you might find. Reflect on the societal pressures of womanhood, all while wondering if your tea is still warm. Appreciate the clever humor that sneaks up on you, much like an unexpected breeze on a stuffy day. Condition: This second-hand marvel comes with the kind of quirks you’d find in a beloved old friend: dog-eared pages, a slightly yellowed cover that whispers tales of adventures past, and perhaps a few annotations from readers who were just as bemused as you might be. The spine bears the scars of time, a testament to its many readings and musings, while the edges are frayed in a way that suggests it’s seen a few too many coffee stains—much like life itself. So, whether you’re an avid Drabble aficionado or a hapless soul just wandering through the literary aisles of Crappy Old Books, prepare yourself for a journey that’s as winding and unpredictable as the author’s own narrative style. “The Millstone” promises to challenge you, entertain you, and even educate you about the often messy intersections of life, all while leaving you to wonder if the millstone is actually a metaphor for your own weighty burdens. Who knew that the grind of existence could come with such a quirky, ironic twist? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2018/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/THe-Millstone-2022-10.jpg 0.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2017 The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger Ah, "The Catcher in the Rye," a title that has been tossed around in literary circles like a well-worn tennis ball, ricocheting off the walls of high schools, universities, and the occasional coffee shop where aspiring writers sip overpriced lattes. Published in 1963 by Penguin, this book is as iconic as the beret-wearing hipster who claims it changed their life, despite having read exactly three pages before declaring it ’too mainstream.’ Set against the backdrop of a post-war America that seems simultaneously relatable and utterly alien, the novel introduces us to Holden Caulfield, a teenager whose disdain for the ’phoniness’ of the world rivals that of your grumpy uncle at a family reunion. Holden doesn’t just critique society; he practically builds a fortress around his existential angst and invites no one in, except perhaps a few ducks in Central Park who seem to have their act more together than he does. As Holden wanders through the snow-laden streets of Manhattan, his inner monologue spirals from teenage rebellion to profound philosophical musings, often punctuated by an impressive array of expletives. He’s not just a character; he’s a movement—if by ’movement’ you mean a call to arms against adult hypocrisy while wearing a woolen hat that screams ’I need attention.’ Readers may find themselves questioning: is this the coming-of-age story we’ve been told about, or simply a long-winded complaint about not getting into the right college? One must wonder about the implications of Salinger’s choice of a penguin for his publisher. Perhaps he imagined the literary world as a vast, icy expanse where only the most resilient stories survive the chill of time. Or maybe it was just a favorite of his—an old-school marketing ploy to grab the attention of those who believed that any book featuring a bird on the cover must contain wisdom, or at the very least, a few good quips. Alas, one can only speculate while flipping through the dog-eared pages that have seen more coffee stains than your average café table. Within these pages, you’ll encounter some delightful quirks, like Holden’s obsession with the ’catcher’ metaphor, which he holds onto like a lifebuoy in choppy waters. The notion of saving children from falling into the abyss of adulthood is poetic, yes, but let’s be honest: it’s a tad unrealistic. After all, who among us hasn’t taken a tumble at some point, only to climb back out with a newfound appreciation for the taste of dirt? Now, if you’re considering adding this classic to your collection, here’s a handy list of what you might expect: Philosophical rants that could fill a diary, if you’re into that sort of thing. Characters who are as relatable as they are infuriating. New York City in all its gritty glory, perfect for armchair travelers. More internal conflict than a soap opera on a particularly dramatic day. Plot twists that could confuse even the most astute literary analyst. Condition: Used, obviously. This copy has been well-loved, possibly by a dozen or so angst-ridden teenagers before it found its way to Crappy Old Books. Expect dog-eared pages, marginalia that ranges from profound to utterly nonsensical, and the faint aroma of someone’s last desperate attempt at self-discovery via highlighter. Despite its imperfections, it still holds the essence of a bygone era when existential crises were neatly tied up in a pretty little package of ink and paper. So whether you’re a die-hard Salinger fan, a reluctant high school student who’s been assigned this read, or simply someone looking to impress at the next hipster gathering, "The Catcher in the Rye" awaits you. After all, it’s not just a book; it’s a rite of passage wrapped in a turtleneck sweater. Grab it while you can, because who knows when you’ll find another like it at Crappy Old Books? Moderate condition, has a bit of a damaged spine to bottom and some damp along the spine but the binding is strong and its otherwise in moderate condition. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2017/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-catcher-in-the-rye-2022-10.jpg 2.08 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2016 A Man and Two Women by Doris Lessing Ah, 1972, a year when disco was the new wave, bell-bottoms were all the rage, and the literary landscape was being reshaped by the likes of Doris Lessing. Enter “A Man and Two Women,” a title that tantalizingly hints at all sorts of romantic entanglements, or perhaps just a particularly complicated family reunion. Wouldn’t it be entertaining to imagine Lessing presenting her readers with a love triangle that’s more like a love trapezoid? Picture it: a man, two women, and an uninvited existential crisis lurking in the corner like an awkward party guest. Lessing, known for her exploration of the human condition and the chaos of relationships, may be pointing us toward a deeper analysis. Is the man an indecisive romantic or merely a victim of two women’s relentless pursuit? Are the women sisterly figures or rival gladiators in the arena of love? Perhaps they’re just trying to find the last piece of avocado toast in a very crowded brunch. One can only speculate how this emotional buffet unfolds, but the prospect is undeniably enticing. In “A Man and Two Women,” the reader might find themselves embroiled in a narrative full of tangled emotions and philosophical musings, or at least enough eye-rolling to rival a Shakespearean comedy. Lessing’s writing style has often been described as incisive yet lyrical, a combination that could either slice through the drama or make it dance like a swan on a lake. One might wonder if she intended to create a love story or simply a series of unfortunate misunderstandings that leave everyone feeling slightly baffled. One can’t help but imagine that the characters might spend half the book debating the merits of different types of tea while the other half is spent in a very British manner of avoidance. Will they actually confront their feelings or will they just sip Earl Grey and pretend nothing is amiss? The suspense is enough to keep readers on their toes—or at least comfortably perched on the edge of their armchairs, clutching a biscuit for moral support. The vintage Panther edition of this used tome adds an extra layer of charm, as it has surely been thumbed through by generations of readers, each with their own opinions and perhaps a few accompanying doodles. One can only hope for some scribbled notes in the margins, offering insights like “This woman should really just leave,” or “Why is everyone so obsessed with avocado toast?” The book is likely full of the rich history of its prior owners, a sort of literary archaeology waiting to be unearthed. Condition: Used, this book has seen its fair share of adventures, with pages that might curl at the edges, evoking a sense of nostalgia. There’s a distinct smell reminiscent of a long-forgotten library, with only the faintest hint of what might have been a coffee spill—but fear not! These character marks simply add to its charm, making it more endearing than an old dog that still knows how to fetch (or, at least, to look regretful when it fails). So why pick up “A Man and Two Women”? Because sometimes, delving into the complexities of human relationships is best done with a side of irony and a sprinkle of quirk. If nothing else, this book guarantees to provide a delightful distraction from your own love life—or lack thereof. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself wondering if your own romantic entanglements could use a touch of Lessing’s wisdom—or at least a good dose of humor. In conclusion, if you’re seeking a book that challenges your perceptions, tickles your funny bone, and possibly leaves you questioning your own life choices, look no further. "A Man and Two Women" is available at Crappy Old Books, where the literary treasures are sometimes hidden in plain sight, much like those feelings we all keep buried deep within. Happy reading! Or should we say, happy pondering? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2016/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-man-and-two-women-2022-10.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2014 The Saddest Summer of Samuel S by JP Donleavy In a world where summers are typically drenched in sun, laughter, and the unmistakable scent of barbecued hot dogs, J.P. Donleavy’s "The Saddest Summer of Samuel S" dares to challenge the very notion of seasonal joy. Set against the backdrop of 1972, this book tantalizingly invites you to explore the sunless side of life, where despair is the only constant companion and laughter feels as foreign as a snowstorm in July. Perhaps, after reading this tome, you’ll never again take a sunny day for granted—or perhaps you’ll simply resign yourself to a permanent state of pessimism. Either way, it’s bound to be an enlightening experience. Meet Samuel S, a protagonist so steeped in woe that he could give Eeyore a run for his money. While your average summer hero might be off gallivanting at the beach, Samuel finds himself embroiled in a series of unfortunate events that would make a soap opera writer weep with envy. Picture him navigating through awkward encounters, existential crises, and perhaps even a rogue seagull, all while clutching a half-melted ice cream cone and an unshakeable sense of dread. Yes, it’s a story about the melancholic nature of human existence, but with a side of British irony that will make you chuckle—if you can manage to find a chuckle amongst the morose. Now, let’s not gloss over the sheer brilliance of Donleavy’s prose. His writing has been described as a blend of poetic elegance and bitter realism, making you feel as though you’re reading a cross between a Shakespearean tragedy and a particularly gloomy nursery rhyme. Each sentence is crafted with care, like a delicate soufflé that’s probably going to collapse the moment you turn the page. You’ll find yourself pondering life’s big questions while simultaneously wondering why you ever thought a sad summer could be an interesting subject in the first place. The book is published by Penguin, a name that evokes images of waddling birds more suited to an Antarctic summer than a dismal one, and it will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. It’s as if the publisher decided that sadness needed its own genre, and Samuel S is here to lead the charge. You might just find that the cover art—a hue more drab than a rainy Tuesday—matches the tone of the tale within, creating a delightful synergy of gloom and despair that could only be produced in the 1970s. But what, you may ask, can you expect as you embark on this literary journey? Well, here are a few key takeaways: A thorough investigation of human frailty, akin to watching a car crash in slow motion. Insights into social awkwardness that will make your past summer barbecues seem like grand celebrations. Optimism? Don’t hold your breath; this book is a masterclass in the art of sighing. Moments that will have you reflecting on your own life choices, preferably with a glass of wine in hand. And, of course, a cast of characters so tragic that they could make even a Victorian novel seem upbeat. Condition: This used copy shows signs of wear that perfectly align with the melancholic theme of the narrative—a few dog-eared pages, a cover that looks like it has weathered one too many rainy days, and annotations that might just be a record of someone’s descent into existential dread. It’s not just a book; it’s an artifact of a sad summer that has clearly been read and relished by those who revel in the beauty of sorrow. So if you’re tired of the same old summer reads that promise fun and frolic, why not add "The Saddest Summer of Samuel S" to your collection? Who knows, it might just be the perfect conversation starter at your next gathering—assuming your friends can handle the weighty themes of despair that this book immerses them in. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we proudly offer literature that you never knew you needed until now. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2014/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-saddest-summer-of-samuel-s-oct22.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2012 An Introductory History of English Education Since 1800 by SJ Curtis and MEA Boultwood Ah, the tantalising world of English education as chronicled by the illustrious duo SJ Curtis and MEA Boultwood—two names that might not ring a bell unless you’re an enthusiast of obscure historical treatises or a contestant on a particularly esoteric quiz show. Published in the swinging sixties, this tome is more than just a history book; it’s practically a time machine, albeit one that may require a bit of elbow grease to get it running smoothly. Take a leisurely stroll through the pages filled with the pedagogical musings and didactic philosophies that have shaped the minds of many a young Brit since the dawn of the 19th century. Of course, be prepared to marvel at how education has evolved—much like a caterpillar awkwardly transforming into a rather unimpressive butterfly. From the likes of rote memorization to the advent of progressive teaching methods that are, in this day and age, often discussed with the same reverence as ancient rituals, this book covers it all. But fret not, dear reader! The authors possess a knack for weaving their prose with the kind of charm that makes you wonder if they were secretly competing to secure the title of “Most Enthusiastic Historian of the Year.” With a keen eye for detail and an obvious affection for their subject, Curtis and Boultwood guide you through a veritable buffet of educational reforms, historical milestones, and the occasional head-scratching anecdote that will leave you questioning your own schooling experience. As you thumb through the musty pages, you may find yourself pondering such profound queries as: What is the significance of the 1870 Education Act? Or, did Victorian children ever really enjoy their lessons, or were they merely pretending to avoid a fate worse than a cane-wielding teacher? Bursting with rich content, this book aims to enlighten, though perhaps it more often leads its readers down rabbit holes of historical trivia that may not have been on your GCSE syllabus. In the spirit of educational transparency, here’s a concise list of what you can expect to discover in this volume: The evolution of classroom dynamics from oppressive to—well, slightly less oppressive. The role of women in education, which is often overlooked in the dusty annals of history. Educational policy changes that make you wonder if anyone ever really knew what they were doing. Endless references to the importance of the three Rs, which may have become four or five in more modern interpretations. Curiously frequent mentions of chalk dust and the unfortunate fate of the eraser. Condition: Slightly tattered but still holding strong—much like the British education system itself. The cover bears the scars of a life well-lived, with creases and a few coffee rings that suggest it was once a trusted companion on many a late-night study session. Pages may be yellowing, and some sections may feature marginal notes in an elegant, if somewhat eccentric hand. If you’re looking for a book that feels like it has a story of its own, you’ve stumbled upon a winner. So, whether you’re a history buff, an educator seeking inspiration, or simply someone who enjoys the thrill of a second-hand book with all the quirks that come along with it, *An Introductory History of English Education Since 1800* is waiting for you. Or, rather, it’s sitting expectantly on a shelf, just begging for a new reader to bring it back into the limelight. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the past is always a little dusty, and a lot delightful. Has a copy of some minutes from an Eduction Committee in the front dated 1970. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2012/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/An-Introductory-History-of-English-Education-Since-1800-2-22.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University Tutorial Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2011 To Have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway Here we have To Have and Have Not (1964) by Ernest Hemingway (Penguin) — ISBN: none — which feels, frankly, thematically perfect. A book literally titled To Have and Have Not turning up without an ISBN is either a cosmic joke or the most honest bit of branding you’ll see all week. Either way: it’s Used, it’s real, and it’s being sold by Crappy Old Books, where provenance is mostly “found it, loved it, survived it.” This is Hemingway in tough-guy mode with salt in his veins and poverty on the horizon: sunburnt edges, hard choices, sharp dialogue, and that famous minimalist style that doesn’t waste a word and still somehow makes you feel like you’ve been punched gently in the soul. The story has all the right ingredients — desperation, pride, moral compromise, the sense that the world is built to grind certain people down — and it delivers them in that unmistakable Hemingway way: clean sentences, heavy consequences. No fuss. No frills. Just the bleak poetry of trying to make it through. And let’s talk about the Penguin edition, because that matters. Penguin paperbacks are basically the national uniform of serious reading: they look like they belong in a coat pocket, on a train seat, under a mug, or in a bag that’s also carrying receipts, a half-melted mint, and your entire adult life. This copy being Used is not a tragedy — it’s proof it was employed in the field, doing book work. It may have the faint wear of being read in real conditions: the corners possibly softened, the spine perhaps creased in that classic “yes, I opened it wider than recommended because I wanted to see what happened” way. The pages might have that mellowed, lived-in feel that makes a book less like a product and more like an object with a past. If you’re after a pristine collector’s shrine-piece, this isn’t that. This is a working Hemingway. A scrappy, portable, slightly scuffed slice of American literature that looks like it’s been around the block — which is exactly where Hemingway’s characters live. In other words: the condition matches the vibe. Used is practically a content warning. Also, the lack of an ISBN? Consider it a small liberation from modern tracking. This book is off-grid. Untagged. Unbothered. It exists purely to be read, not scanned. A paperback rogue. A have-not with plenty to give. To Have and Have Not (1964), Ernest Hemingway (Penguin) ISBN: none Condition: Used Sold with straight-faced irony by Crappy Old Books — because perfection is overrated, but a good story never is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2011/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/To-Have-andHave-Not-2022.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2008 Foundation and Empire by Isaac Asimov Behold Foundation and Empire (1969, Panther edition) by Isaac Asimov. ISBN: none, because this book hails from that charming prehistoric era when publishers weren’t yet stamping every paperback with a numerical identity like it was joining a queue at the Ministry of Books. This is the middle child of the original Foundation trilogy, which means it has two jobs: be brilliant, and get blamed for everything. It arrives with the kind of calm, chess-playing confidence you only get when a story is less about laser battles and more about people ruining grand plans through ego, panic, and ill-timed brilliance. Empires wobble. Predictions creak. Genius schemes meet inconvenient reality. It’s all very tidy and very untidy at the same time, which is exactly the point. And this particular copy is Used, which is the correct state for a Panther paperback of this vintage. It has lived. It has been held open on trains. It has probably been read under a lamp that hummed faintly and made tea taste better. It may carry that faint, unmistakable perfume of old paper and older certainty, the smell of history, dust, and someone else’s confidence that they’d finish it in one sitting. Sold, naturally, by Crappy Old Books, which is either the most honest bookshop name in the world or a sly piece of marketing genius. Either way, you’re not buying sterile perfection here. You’re buying a battered little time machine with ideas inside it. Expect a book that looks like it’s been through a few galactic crises of its own, and is all the more believable for it. If you want pristine, go buy a modern reprint with a glossy cover and absolutely no soul. If you want a copy that feels like it’s had a quiet, slightly grubby, entirely respectable life before landing in your hands, this is your one. The Empire may be crumbling, but the paperback is still standing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2008/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Foundation-and-Empire-2022.jpg 3.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2007 Birdwatching by David Saunders Ah, "Birdwatching" by David Saunders—an illustrious tome that seems to have flown straight out of the mid-1970s with all the grace of a goose attempting ballet. Published by Hamlyn, this book proudly claims to be your comprehensive guide to the avian wonders of the world, though one might argue it’s more of a tribute to the art of looking at birds while trying to remember if you left the kettle on. With a cover that features a bird perched in a relaxed pose, one might think it’s a cautionary tale about the dangers of being too zen in a world full of winged chaos. Inside, the reader will find pages laden with the earnest enthusiasm of a bygone era—a time when people wore woolly jumpers and consulted books for their hobbies rather than scrolling through social media. The text may well be a delightful romp through various bird species, providing a veritable buffet of information, but let’s not kid ourselves. This book is also an opportunity for the author to express his deep philosophical musings on the merits of binoculars and the perfect cup of tea to sip whilst pretending you know what a goldfinch looks like. You might even encounter birdwatching tips that are less about observing the feathered wonders and more about cultivating the right sort of smugness that comes from knowing where to find them. As you leaf through these timeworn pages, you may find yourself pondering existential questions such as: "Why am I staring at a tree?" and "Is that a bird, or just my imagination playing tricks?" One could argue that Saunders has brilliantly captured the essence of birdwatching: it’s less about the birds and more about the art of looking very serious while your mind wanders to what to have for lunch. Will it be a sandwich? Or perhaps a scone with jam? The possibilities are endless—and so is the number of pigeons you’ll see if you’re lucky enough to find a park bench. What really catapults this book into the realm of the extraordinary, though, is the inimitable charm of 1970s wildlife photography. Expect to see images that look like they’ve emerged from a time capsule, where birds are portrayed in their most natural habitats—often alongside a bewildered-looking gentleman in a bush, trying to blend in as if he were a bird himself. The photography, while undoubtedly a product of its time, exudes an aura of nostalgia that may just make you want to don a safari hat and head off on an ill-fated expedition to your local park. The allure of owning this dusty classic is heightened by its charmingly outdated advice on birdwatching gear, which may or may not include suggestions for binoculars that have since been replaced by high-tech gadgets. It’s like finding a relic of a lost civilization that continues to whisper sweet nothings about the past even as you shake your head in confusion. And let’s not forget the invaluable information on how to attract feathered friends to your garden—an art that appears to hinge almost exclusively on the correct application of seeds and the ability to sit quietly for hours, all while hoping that a robin might show up to break the monotony. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this volume possesses the perfect patina of age, which could be described as evocative, enchanting, or simply “crusty.” The spine is lovingly creased, bearing the marks of a hundred contemplative evenings spent pondering the mysteries of nature—or perhaps just the mysteries of whether to get a takeaway for dinner. The pages may have yellowed, but they do so with the grace of a timeworn scholar, eager to share its wisdom with anyone brave enough to open its covers. So why not embrace the quirky charm of David Saunders’ "Birdwatching"? Whether you’re looking to appear cultured at your next dinner party or simply want to channel your inner ornithologist, this book is a perfect conversation starter—or, dare we say, a conversation stopper. Whatever your intentions, this time capsule of 1975 awaits you at Crappy Old Books, ready to take you on a whimsical journey through the sights and sounds of the world’s most fascinating creatures—if you can manage to find them first. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2007/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Birdwatching-2022.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hamlyn 9780600313410 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2005 Peter Camenzind by Hermann Hesse In a universe where existential musings flow as freely as tea at a rainy British gathering, Hermann Hesse’s "Peter Camenzind" emerges, much like an odd sock unearthed from the depths of a laundry basket. Published by Penguin in 1974—a year when bell-bottoms ruled the fashion scene and "Star Wars" was redefining the sci-fi genre—this book may very well be a relic from a time when introspection was the new punk rock. Full of philosophical meandering that will leave you scratching your head and pondering your life choices, "Peter Camenzind" is not just a book; it’s an odyssey through the whimsical, baffling, and occasionally poetic landscape of a young man’s soul. Meet our protagonist, Peter, who embarks on a wandering journey that’s less about destination and more about the existential crisis that comes with being young, restless, and possibly too fond of nature. Picture him as a philosophical hipster, sitting beneath a tree with a copy of Nietzsche in one hand and a half-eaten avocado in the other, pondering why life is an endless quest for meaning—or perhaps just trying to remember where he left his bike. The book flirts with themes that are as nebulous as the British weather, touching on fleeting relationships, artistic aspirations, and the gnawing anxiety of finding one’s place in a world that seems intent on being utterly baffling. Hesse’s prose is a sprawling, lush garden of thoughts, where the weeds of overanalysis blend seamlessly with flowers of fleeting clarity. One moment, you might find yourself enveloped in a poetic description of a sunset that rivals any Instagram post, and the next, you’ll be knee-deep in metaphors so thick you’ll need a machete to navigate your understanding. Not exactly light reading, but who said enlightenment was easy? As Peter meanders through life—far less like an elegant swan and more like a bewildered duckling—he encounters a cast of characters that could fill a circus tent. From the brooding artist who forgot how to smile to the wise old sage who probably has a questionable backstory involving a lost love and a pet iguana, each character adds a sprinkle of peculiar charm to the narrative. You might even find yourself wondering if they all inhabit the same universe or if Hesse simply wrote them while waiting for the kettle to boil. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, much like the protagonist himself. The cover is battered, possibly from being used as a makeshift coaster, while the pages exhibit a lovely array of dog-ears and coffee stains that add to its character. It appears to have been cherished by someone who possibly took it to quite a few parks, attempting to wrestle with its philosophical quandaries while avoiding pigeons. The previous owner’s annotations, scattered throughout the margins like breadcrumbs, could either illuminate Hesse’s intentions or send you spiraling down your own rabbit hole of confusion. Features a protagonist who is likely to make you question your own life choices. Perfect for fans of books that require a thesaurus close at hand. Ideal for armchair philosophers who enjoy the occasional bout of confusion. A great conversation starter—if you can manage to finish it without losing your sanity. Best read while sipping herbal tea and contemplating the universe—or just your next snack. In a world where quick reads dominate the shelves, "Peter Camenzind" dares to linger, much like an awkward silence in a crowded lift. This book may not provide all the answers you seek, but it could very well lead you down delightful avenues of confusion, prompting you to question the very essence of your afternoon tea. So, if you’re up for a journey that’s as twisted as the local bus route, grab this battered copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to have your mind similarly battered by Hermann Hesse’s existential ruminations. Happy pondering! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2005/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Hermann-Hesse-2022.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140037562 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2004 Metamorphosis and Other Stories by Franz Kafka In the grand tradition of existential dread and whimsical absurdity, we present to you a delightful collection of tales, lovingly curated from the mind of Franz Kafka. Yes, that Kafka—the man famed for crafting lives of quiet despair and bizarre transformations, such as the one in “Metamorphosis,” where an ordinary chap wakes up one fine morning as a cockroach. What a way to make a living! If only we could all be so fortunate to work from home in this manner. But fret not, dear reader; this anthology is a veritable smorgasbord of Kafkaesque curiosities, certain to leave you questioning your very existence, your work ethic, and perhaps even your choice in breakfast cereals. Published in 1971 by Penguin, a publisher known for its penchant for spreading literary joy, this edition is a striking blend of the classic and the slightly weird. Imagine you’re standing in a quaint, dusty bookshop, sipping on a lukewarm cup of tea, and you spot this book peering out at you from a towering shelf of neglected tomes. It’s practically begging you to take it home—though it’s really more like a beggar at an existential crossroads, not quite sure where to turn next. These stories may very well turn your understanding of reality on its head, which is just as well, since we’ve all been feeling a bit topsy-turvy lately. Within these pages, you will be treated to an array of stories that tackle the absurdity of existence, the agony of self-awareness, and the peculiarities of human relationships. Each tale serves as a reminder that sometimes, the only thing more unsettling than waking up as an insect is the realization that your whole life has been one long, bizarre dream. You might even find that your morning routine resonates with Kafka’s protagonists; after all, who hasn’t felt like a bug trying to navigate the corporate jungle? To further pique your interest, this edition features a foreword that probably contemplates the meaning of life while simultaneously berating you for not taking enough risks. It’s the sort of text that might inspire you to leave your current job to pursue your lifelong dream of becoming a professional cheese sculptor. After all, if Kafka can transform into a vermin, why can’t you transform into an artisanal cheese creator? But I digress. Prepare yourself for tales that are as disorienting as they are insightful, punctuated by that distinctive inkling of irony that only Kafka could deliver. Now, let’s take a moment to consider the practical aspects of this book. It may not have an ISBN—an attribute that gives it an air of rebellious individuality—or a pristine cover. Instead, it carries the gentle marks of time spent in various hands before reaching yours. This is a book that has lived, perhaps wondering if it would ever find a reader worthy of its bizarre wisdom. So, why not be that reader? You owe it to yourself—and to the book—to explore its depths. Condition: Used, of course. This book has clearly been through some existential crises of its own, with dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee ring marking its journey through life. It may show signs of wear, but isn’t that just a metaphor for our collective human experience? Each crease and yellowed page tells a story, perhaps one of a reader who inadvertently turned an innocuous afternoon into a deep dive into the abyss of human consciousness. Embrace the imperfections; after all, we’re all a little bit cracked, aren’t we? As you prepare to embark on this literary adventure, you’ll be armed with the knowledge that you are in the hands of a literary master—albeit one who might have preferred a different mode of transportation than a cockroach. So cuddle up with your copy of “Metamorphosis and Other Stories,” sold by Crappy Old Books, and let the Kafkaesque whirlwinds of thought carry you away (or at the very least, make you ponder whether or not you have the energy to rise from your own bed tomorrow). Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2004/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Metamorphosis-and-Other-Stories-2022.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2002 Waiting for the Barbarians by JM Coetzee Ah, “Waiting for the Barbarians,” a whimsical romp through the dusty corridors of imperial absurdity, brought to life by the mind of JM Coetzee, whose prose is as sharp as your grandmother’s best china and twice as likely to leave a mark. Published in 1982 by Penguin, a publisher known for its penchant for the literary avant-garde, this tome invites you to ponder the existential dread of a magistrate poised on the precipice of moral quandaries, while perhaps sneaking in an ironic chuckle at the absurdities of colonial conquest. Picture it: a desolate outpost in an unspecified empire, where the local magistrate is busy contemplating the finer points of human rights and the peculiarities of barbarians who seem to be perpetually “just around the corner.” These are not your average barbarians; they are, in fact, more of a philosophical conundrum than a ragtag band of marauders. The magistrate, caught in a bureaucratic quagmire, oscillates between compassion and complicity, all while sipping tea that could probably tell stories of its own—if only it had lips. The novel invites readers to ride the coattails of this magistrate, who seems to be waiting not just for the barbarians but for a good cup of tea and perhaps a sense of existential clarity that remains frustratingly elusive. If you’ve ever felt like you were just a cog in an enormous, faceless machine while idly speculating on the true meaning of your existence—or, better yet, the meaning of life itself—this book may just be your new favorite companion for those long, introspective evenings spent avoiding social interaction. Through Coetzee’s prose, you will wander through themes that are as slippery as an eel in a bathtub. Here are a few tantalizing morsels to whet your appetite: The paradox of power: Are oppressors merely the barbarians in disguise? Decisions that lead to moral decay: Will the magistrate decide to stay or join the circus? The nature of empathy: Can one feel for the ‘other’ while residing comfortably in an armchair? Imperialism’s most effective weapon: A well-placed frown. The importance of waiting: Because good things come to those who sit idly by. Condition: This particular copy is a true testament to its journey through life, featuring more creases and bending than a yoga instructor on a particularly challenging day. The pages are dog-eared, stained, and slightly yellowed, hinting at a past filled with endless contemplation (and perhaps the occasional coffee spill). It’s got character, perhaps more than some of the characters within its pages, and is perfect for someone who appreciates the beauty of a book that has seen the world—or at least the inside of a cozy bag. So, if you’re ready to linger in a world where the barbarians are perpetually waiting and the tea is always lukewarm, grab this classic from Crappy Old Books. You may not find the answers you seek, but you will certainly enjoy the journey—or at least provide others with a wonderfully ironic conversation starter at your next gathering. Who doesn’t love discussing the deep philosophical underpinnings of colonialism while sipping lukewarm tea? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2002/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Waiting-for-the-Barbarians-2022.jpg 2.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140061109 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2001 Franny and Zooey by JD Salinger Contains two stories. Has a printed stamp inside with the name presumably of a previous owner. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2001/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Franny-and-Zooey-2012.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-2000 The Hour of Maximum Danger by James Barlow In the thrilling tapestry of 1963 literature, we find ourselves faced with the tantalising enigma that is “The Hour of Maximum Danger” by the illustrious James Barlow. With a title that practically screams for attention, one might expect a harrowing tale of espionage, imminent disaster, or perhaps the dangers of leaving one’s tea brewing for too long. Alas, Barlow’s opus leaves more questions than answers, much like your uncle’s cryptic comments at family gatherings. Published by Penguin—a name associated more with waddling charm than perilous escapades—this book beckons the adventurous reader into a world teetering on the brink of calamity. One can only speculate if the maximum danger refers to the precarious balance of life and death or just the author’s decision to publish his thoughts on the state of the world in a mere 120 pages. Whatever the case, “The Hour of Maximum Danger” is sure to keep you guessing and possibly pondering your life choices. Barlow, whose name may elicit a mix of intrigue and confusion, has crafted a narrative that promises more than it delivers—a literary tease, if you will. The prose is peppered with a delightful wit that could either charm you or leave you questioning your own grasp of irony. Expect a plot that zigzags through the perils of modern existence, perhaps touching on the mundane horrors of a bad haircut or the existential dread of waiting in long queues at the post office. As you embark on this literary adventure, prepare yourself for a cast of characters whose motivations are as clear as a foggy morning in London. Will you root for them, or will you find yourself wishing they’d just take a good long holiday instead? One can’t help but wonder if Barlow intended for readers to find comfort in their own lives by observing the delightful chaos of fictional ones. Surely, there’s no greater danger than being overly engaged with characters who might just be reflections of your own questionable life choices. The blend of farcical situations and tragic misadventures in “The Hour of Maximum Danger” allows for a reading experience that is both baffling and oddly entertaining. The book is a delightful reminder of how perilous the everyday can be, whether it’s negotiating the complexities of social etiquette or grappling with the existential dread of the eternal British drizzle. You might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, or perhaps shaking your head in disbelief at the audacity of Barlow’s narrative style. Condition: This vintage edition has seen better days, much like the aspirations of its author. Expect yellowed pages, a spine that has clearly borne the weight of many a ponderous reading session, and perhaps a few coffee stains that tell stories of their own. Yet, despite the wear, this book holds a certain charm that only old paper can possess, inviting you into its crinkled embrace as you ponder the mysteries of “The Hour of Maximum Danger.” So, if you’re looking for a book that promises to intrigue while simultaneously perplexing, may we present to you a novel that’s perfect for those quiet nights when you’d rather not contemplate the state of the world outside? After all, in a time when the news seems ever more uncertain, it’s a comfort to know that the maximum danger might just be the contents of this quirky little tome. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary history, or perhaps, just a great conversation starter for your next gathering. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we embrace the beautifully flawed in literature, just like we do in life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/2000/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Hour-Of-Maximum-Danger-2022.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1999 Miracle of the Rose by Jean Genet Miracle of the Rose — Jean Genet (Penguin, 1965) ISBN: 0140033041 | Condition: Used | Sold by: Crappy Old Books Welcome to the world according to Jean Genet, where prison corridors bloom like cathedrals, petty thieves become saints with good cheekbones, and the barbed wire keeps out the unimaginative. Miracle of the Rose is Genet’s incandescent mash-up of memory and myth, written in a style so lush you’ll want to underline entire pages and then apologise to the margins. Part memoir, part fever dream, the book wanders between the Mettray penal colony of Genet’s youth and the adult prison where everything smells faintly of disinfectant and destiny. He writes about devotion as if it were a jailbreak, about criminality as if it were a liturgical rite, and about desire with the solemnity of a cathedral choir that’s nicked the collection plate. Harcamone, a condemned man, hovers like a black-haloed angel over the text—silent, beautiful, and inconvenient for prison administration. Expect sentences that refuse to behave, pages that swoon into poetry, and ideas that climb the walls in search of better lighting. Genet polishes the grubbiest details until they glitter obscenely. He will make you doubt your distinctions between sin and sacrament, between the cell and the sanctuary, between a rose and a razor. This Used Penguin has survived decades of being admired and slightly mis-shelved. The spine has that gentle curve that says “I’ve been read, not merely displayed.” The pages carry the noble patina of time, the occasional whisper of a past reader’s gasp, and perhaps a pencilled exclamation mark where Genet got a bit too Genet. Text remains perfectly legible; the aura is delightfully unrepentant. Why this book, why now? Because beauty should be allowed day release. Because few writers can make transgression feel like theology and get away with it. Because it’s useful to remember that literature can still blush. Because Penguin paperbacks look great while corrupting your moral furniture. Recommended for readers who enjoy baroque prose, existential smirks, and the sense that the author could pickpocket your wallet and hand you back an orchid. Read it on the bus if you enjoy confusing people. Read it at home if you enjoy confusing yourself. Crappy Old Books proudly presents this gently weathered miracle, priced for sinners and saints alike. Adopt it, scuff it further, and let Genet redecorate your conscience in velvet and iron. The rose is waiting. Try not to bleed on it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1999/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Miracle-of-the-Rose-2022.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140033045 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1998 The Albatross and other Stories by Susan Hill Ah, “The Albatross and other Stories,” a veritable treasure trove of literary musings from Susan Hill, published in the bygone era of 1971, when bell-bottoms were a thing and optimism still lingered like a fog over the Thames. This collection promises to whisk you away to a world where abstract thought collides dramatically with the staid conventions of daily life, like a poorly executed juggling act involving a confused albatross and a bewildered parrot. One can’t help but wonder if Susan was inspired by the fowl’s penchant for wandering – and, one dares say, a touch of existential dread. Each tale within this volume is as unpredictable as a British summer, filled with characters that pop up like wet socks in a laundry basket. Expect to encounter a mélange of personalities, each more peculiar than the last, presenting a patchwork of narratives that might leave you scratching your head, or at the very least, pondering the deeper meanings of life while stuck in a traffic jam on the M25. With prose as sharp as a well-honed fish knife, Hill embarks on intellectual excursions that will either challenge your sensibilities or have you questioning your very existence. Or perhaps both. Who knows? In this collection, your emotional journey is guaranteed to be more tumultuous than a cat at a dog show. You might find yourself swept through foggy landscapes, pondering life’s absurdities while simultaneously being amused by the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Hill’s knack for intertwining the mundane with the bizarre is masterful, compelling readers to not only laugh but also inspect the existential crises lurking behind their morning tea. And if you’re exceptionally lucky, you may even discover the hidden albatross lurking in your own life, waiting to take flight. Condition: This book is used, which means it has all the charm of a well-loved companion with stories of its own to share, even if those stories mostly involve coffee stains and a peculiar crease down the spine. There’s a faint smell of nostalgia, perhaps mixed with the aroma of someone’s long-forgotten biscuit stash, but rest assured, it has endured the test of time with grace—or at least a decent level of whimsy. Pages may be yellowed, margins scribbled upon, and the binding might resemble a decaying rubber band. Nevertheless, it retains an endearing quality, like that eccentric uncle who tells the best stories at family gatherings. What makes this collection particularly delightful are the nuggets of wisdom scattered throughout, which can be as enlightening as they are absurd. You may encounter such profound insights as: The futility of trying to catch a bus that’s already left. The uncanny ability of tea to solve just about anything. The peculiar bond formed between a cat and a cucumber. A detailed analysis of why one should never trust a seagull with a chip. The harsh realities of filling a bathtub with only half the amount of water needed. In an era where literature often gets lost in the whirlwind of self-help tomes and fleeting social media narratives, “The Albatross and other Stories” stands as a testament to the power of storytelling in its most whimsical form. It is a gentle reminder that life, much like an albatross, is a journey filled with unexpected turns, occasional crashes, and the odd bit of soaring high above the nonsensical chaos of it all. So, whether you’re a connoisseur of quirky narratives or simply someone looking to add a well-loved relic to your bookshelves, consider embracing the eccentricities of Susan Hill’s work. Available for the discerning reader at Crappy Old Books, this collection promises to be as memorable as the time you tried to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. Dive in, and may you find the albatross that’s been nesting in your own thoughts all along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1998/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/THe-Albatross-and-other-Stories-2022.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pengiun 9780140036497 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1997 No Highway by Nevil Shute In a world where air travel is considered a modern marvel and road trips are the height of adventure, Nevil Shute’s "No Highway" crashes down like an uninvited guest at a tea party. Published in the illustrious year of 1965, this novel comes to us courtesy of Pan Books, a publisher that boldly ventured into the realm of literary experimentation, much like the daring aviators and engineers depicted within its pages. Brace yourself for a journey that takes place in the turbulent skies of the 1950s, where the only thing more questionable than the weather is the engineering of the aircraft itself. Our protagonist, an eccentric and somewhat quixotic engineer, finds himself embroiled in a series of events that can only be described as a high-stakes game of aerial roulette. Armed with nothing but a pocket protector and an insatiable curiosity about the structural integrity of planes, he embarks on a quest to prove that something is terribly amiss with the latest model of passenger aircraft. Spoiler: It involves a lot of math and the occasional explosion, because what better way to prove a point than with a dramatic display of aviation pyrotechnics? As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself questioning various aspects of modern life—like, for instance, why on earth anyone would choose to board a plane designed by someone with the same grasp of aerodynamics as a particularly confused squirrel. Shute, with his trademark dry wit, invites you into a world where engineering standards are as flexible as the characters’ moral compasses. Expect discussions about ethics and safety, intermixed with an almost comical air of British stoicism that leaves you chuckling even as you ponder your own fears about air travel. Along the way, you might meet an ensemble of quirky characters, from the skeptical airline executives to the bemused passengers who are blissfully unaware of the impending doom flying above them. Each character is as distinct as a well-brewed cup of Earl Grey, and just as likely to leave a bitter aftertaste. Their interactions are reminiscent of a farcical play, where every misunderstanding spirals into a comedic catastrophe, and yet, in true British fashion, they soldier on with a stiff upper lip. One can only marvel at how Shute manages to find humor in what could easily be a terrifying premise. Should you choose to partake in this whimsical romp through aviation history, you will be treated to a cacophony of absurdities that are both entertaining and occasionally alarming. It’s a book that reminds us of the fine line between genius and madness—especially when it comes to flying metal tubes filled with unsuspecting humans. You may even find yourself inspired to don a tweed jacket and take up a hobby in aeronautical engineering, or at the very least, to carefully consider your next flight’s safety record. Condition: As you can imagine, this particular copy has seen better days. The cover is adorned with the wear of countless previous owners, each leaving their unique mark, whether it be a hastily scrawled name or a coffee stain that might tell its own story. Pages are slightly yellowed, giving it that delightful patina of literary history, while the spine is just the right amount of cracked to suggest a deep intellectual engagement. This book no longer simply exists; it has lived, and it has stories of its own. So, if you fancy an adventure that is as much about the journey as it is about the destination—perhaps even more so—then grab a copy of "No Highway". You’ll want to keep it close, as you never know when you might need to consult it during a particularly turbulent flight. Available now at Crappy Old Books, because sometimes, the best reading material is the kind that has a little character, much like that daring engineer who just can’t let go of his sanity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1997/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/No-Highway-2022.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1994 My Book of Pets by AJ Taylor Welcome to a world where furry, feathered, and occasionally scaly companions are all the rage, as envisioned by the illustrious AJ Taylor in his 1963 masterpiece, "My Book of Pets." This book is not merely a collection of adorable pet anecdotes, but an immersive experience that could only have sprung forth from a time when the idea of a "crazy cat lady" was still just a whisper at the back of the collective consciousness. Imagine a time when your average Joe or Josephine might have considered a pet parakeet a bold statement in domesticity! In these pages, you will encounter a veritable menagerie of charming creatures, presented with the kind of enthusiasm only a 1960s author could muster. Taylor, a man whose love for pets seemed to border on the obsessive, takes us on a delightful jaunt through the various ways one might keep furry friends—and possibly a few foes—happy and healthy. Whether you fancy a dog with a taste for high society or a cat that believes itself royalty, this book promises to tickle your fancy and perhaps even spur an uncontrollable desire for a pet of your own (or three, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous). But let’s not forget, this is a book from a bygone era where the concept of pet care was still as unrefined as a three-legged stool in a Victorian tea room. As you flip through the pages, you may find advice that seems quirky, at best, and downright absurd, at worst. Taylor’s guidance on grooming, feeding, and training pets might make you chuckle—or gasp in horror—at just how far we’ve come in the world of pet ownership since the swinging sixties. After all, what child today would dare to suggest feeding a cat a diet solely made up of fish fingers? As you embark on your journey through "My Book of Pets," you’ll uncover a dazzling array of pet-related topics, including but not limited to: The merits of a hamster as a conversation starter How to decipher your dog’s complex emotional state based on the angle of its ears The cultural significance of ferrets in suburban gardens Grooming tips that may or may not involve a garden hose Why cats are, unequivocally, the true overlords of the household There’s something wonderfully nostalgic about the illustrations that accompany each chapter. They are a charming mix of pastel hues and questionable artistic choices that make you question whether the illustrator had ever seen a real pet or was merely drawing from their own fevered imagination. Perhaps this adds to the book’s charm, or perhaps it simply leaves you wondering what exactly was going on in the editorial meetings back in the day. One could only guess the debates that must have transpired over the inclusion of every questionable doodle. Condition: This particular copy of "My Book of Pets" has seen better days. The spine is as creased as the average cat owner after a long day of endless pet demands. Pages may show the loving touch of past readers, complete with the occasional coffee stain and the timeless aroma of nostalgia. It’s a bit like a beloved old pet that has seen too many summers, but is still perfectly capable of sharing its wisdom. To be honest, it adds character—like that scruffy dog at the local park that everyone secretly adores. So if you’re prepared to wade through the quirks of pet ownership as seen through the lens of half a century ago, grab a copy of AJ Taylor’s "My Book of Pets." It could be the weirdest, most ironic guide to pet care you never knew you needed, all while basking in the glory of a time when the world seemed a tad less pet-obsessed, and perhaps even a bit more confused about the nature of companionship. Get ready to embrace the past, one paw at a time, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1994/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-book-of-pets-2022.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books World Distributors Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1993 Plays from Literature - Uncle Toms Cabin by GH Holroyd In an era where literary adaptations were all the rage, GH Holroyd’s 1958 offering, "Plays from Literature - Uncle Tom’s Cabin," struts onto the scene with all the bravado of a particularly enthusiastic school drama club. One might say this book attempts to capture the soul of Harriet Beecher Stowe’s seminal work, but one would likely be putting a tad too much faith in its ability to do so without bursting into melodrama or an ill-timed song-and-dance number. Published by Philip—a name that has undoubtedly seen better days—this tome is a veritable relic. The cover, a charmingly faded affair, hints at the grand ambitions of a bygone era where literary adaptations were executed with all the subtlety of an amateur theatrical performance. Inside, one might find that Holroyd’s interpretations are as quirky as the book’s condition—well-loved, perhaps a bit dog-eared, and definitely in need of a sturdy bookshelf that can withstand the weight of history and the occasional existential crisis. Uncle Tom’s Cabin, a work that has stirred conversations and controversies since its original publication, is certainly not short on material. Holroyd, in his infinite wisdom—or perhaps fortuitous folly—seems determined to wrestle the complexities of slavery and morality into a theatrical format that leaves us wondering if it’s a drama, a farce, or a desperate plea for attention. The author’s interpretations invite the reader to ponder the nature of humanity, while simultaneously making one question whether a stage production is the appropriate venue for such weighty themes. Within the pages, you’ll uncover a curious fusion of earnest sentiment and unintentional comedy. Holroyd may have envisioned lofty ideals, but one can’t help but chuckle at the awkward dialogue and melodramatic stage directions that threaten to turn profound moments into something resembling a farcical reality show. Expect plenty of characters who are either painfully earnest or wildly caricatured—because why not inject a dash of absurdity into the tragic? After all, comedy and tragedy are just two sides of the same coin, or so they say. Condition: Used, which is a polite way of saying this book has lived a full life, possibly involving several unsupervised readings in park benches, damp basements, or poorly lit coffee shops. The pages might have yellowed slightly, giving it the air of a cherished relic, while the cover may sport a few scuffs and stains that tell tales of its adventurous escapades. There’s a distinct charm in the markings of a book that has been around the block—like the dog-eared pages that have braved the elements, this book has absorbed the emotions of its previous owners—both joy and despair. For those brave enough to venture into the theatrical adaptations of such a weighty classic, Holroyd invites you to consider the following rewards: The thrill of dissecting awkward interpretations of famous lines. A nostalgia trip through the lens of 1950s British theatre. Endless fodder for discussions on the appropriateness of adaptations. A potential new appreciation for unadapted literature. The curious satisfaction of owning a book that is both bizarre and historically significant. So, whether you’re a theatre aficionado, a literature lover, or simply someone with an inexplicable penchant for peculiar second-hand finds, "Plays from Literature - Uncle Tom’s Cabin" promises to be a delightful oddity in your collection, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Embrace the quirks and let this book find its rightful place on your shelf—preferably next to something a little more stable, just in case its theatrical ambitions get out of hand. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1993/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Plays-From-Literature-Uncle-Toms-Cabin-sep-2021.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Philip no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1992 Plays from Literature - Kidnapped by GH Holroyd In the grand tradition of books that promise delightful surprises yet deliver only bafflement, we present to you "Plays from Literature - Kidnapped" by the enigmatic G.H. Holroyd. Published in 1958 by Philip, a name that inspires little more than a wry chuckle among avid literary enthusiasts, this volume is a curious concoction of theatrical aspirations and the unshakeable notion that literature should be, above all, fun. If you’ve ever fantasised about a world where novels are dissected like frogs in science class, then look no further. This book is the scalpel of your dreams! Imagine a gathering of 1950s literary students, each armed with a copy of this book, huddled under dim lights as they attempt to unravel the mysteries of Holroyd’s adaptation. What was the inspiration for kidnapping in the title? Is it a metaphor for the abduction of creativity? Or perhaps a nod to the audience—in which case, one might ask, why would anyone want to kidnap anyone after reading this? The possibilities are as endless as the gaps in coherent dialogue that plague many a play within these pages. But fear not, for within this literary treasure trove (or should we say, literary trash heap?), you will discover gems of insight that only Holroyd could conjure. Each play is accompanied by a preface that might well have been written during a particularly energetic tea break: a mélange of half-formed thoughts and literary references that leave one questioning whether Holroyd was himself a product of his own literary abortions. Did he mean to write a play, or did he simply misplace his shopping list? If you’re eager to delve into the mind of G.H. Holroyd, here are a few tantalising snippets of what you might encounter: A complex character study of the villain, who may or may not be a slightly disgruntled postman. Unpredictable plot twists that could make a soap opera seem tame. Dialogue so stilted it could rival the average awkward first date. Stage directions that hint at a performance held in a broom cupboard, with a cast of one. Footnotes that are more entertaining than the actual text—if you have the patience to locate them. Perhaps the most enchanting aspect of this book is the artwork on its cover, a typical example of mid-century design that will effortlessly clash with your hipster decor. It’s the kind of visual assault that begs for explanation, yet offers none. Think of it as a conversation starter—who wouldn’t want to engage in a spirited debate about whether that abstract splash of colour represents the chaos of Holroyd’s mind or just a particularly aggressive paint spill? Condition: Used, which means it has survived the ravages of time and questionable ownership with a certain resilience, much like a vintage cheese that only gets better (or worse) with age. Expect the occasional frayed edge, yellowing pages, and perhaps a mysterious stain that might have once been coffee or could just be the remnants of a gripping theatre snack gone awry. In summation, "Plays from Literature - Kidnapped" is not merely a book but an experience. It offers a unique journey through the world of 1950s theatre and the dense fog of Holroyd’s imagination. A veritable hodgepodge of whimsy and confusion, this tome will certainly occupy a proud space on your shelf, enticing guests to poke fun or, better yet, to engage in earnest discussions about the merits of kidnapping in literature—or perhaps the merits of just reading something else entirely. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where you might find a whole section dedicated to books that could only be described as gloriously, hilariously baffling. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1992/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Plays-From-Literature-Kidnapped-sep-2021.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Philip no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1991 Plays from Literature - Great Expectations by GH Holroyd Ah, "Plays from Literature - Great Expectations" by GH Holroyd, a title that promises to whisk you away through the annals of classic literature and yet somehow lands squarely in the realm of bewilderment. Published by Philip in the heady year of 1958, this curious tome seems to invite readers to ponder the question: why turn a perfectly good novel into a play when one could simply watch the world go by on a dreary Tuesday afternoon? Perhaps it was an attempt to serve up literature in bite-sized, theatre-friendly morsels, or maybe just a ploy to keep the local drama clubs well-stocked in script options for the next decade. If only a play could capture the essence of Pip, Miss Havisham, and that pesky convict, Magwitch—well, one can only hope, can’t one? The book is a treasure trove of theatrical shenanigans, offering readers an opportunity to bask in the glory of one of Charles Dickens’ most beloved works while simultaneously grappling with the inevitable disappointment of seeing how the stage fared against his rich prose. One can practically hear the thespian lamenting the loss of Dickens’ lush descriptions and vibrant character thoughts as they struggle to convey the emotional depth of a character who has been distilled into stage directions and dialogue. It’s like taking a sumptuous roast dinner and reducing it to a single, sad cracker on a paper plate. Holroyd’s adaptation might be the answer to a riddle no one asked. One wonders if he sought to challenge the very fabric of theatre itself or merely provide fodder for the next generation of drama students who need to fill their portfolios with something, anything, that isn’t a modern monologue about existential dread. The irony of this book lies in its very existence: a testament to the belief that anything can be made into a performance piece, no matter how utterly ill-suited. It’s the kind of book that invites you to consider whether we should applaud or pity the efforts of those who dare to translate the written word into spoken theatre. For those who are keen on a behind-the-scenes look at the making of a play that may never have graced the stage—or if it did, perhaps only at a two-bit community theatre—this book offers a delightful glimpse. Imagine a world where actors grapple with wooden staging, awkward pauses, and a set that bears a striking resemblance to someone’s garden shed. It’s an experience that may lead you to question every performance you’ve ever attended, and we all know that theatre is best when it’s fraught with chaos, isn’t it? But there’s more! This book is not just a script; it’s a veritable list of things one might contemplate while holding it in their hands. To wit, you might ponder: How many cups of tea did Holroyd consume while crafting this masterpiece? What would Dickens think of this interpretation? (And would he care to add to the dialogue?) Is it possible to stage a classic without completely butchering its soul? Will anyone ever perform it? And if they do, will it be a triumph or a travesty? What are the odds that this book will end up as a prop in a more successful play? Condition: Used, but one might argue that it has aged like fine wine—if fine wine were a bit sour and left open on the counter for a fortnight. The pages might show signs of wear and tear, much like the emotions of those forced to act out these scenes. A few dog-eared corners hint at someone’s attempt to mark “the good parts,” while the cover exhibits what can only be described as charmingly distressed. It’s a book that whispers tales of its past, begging to be picked up by a brave soul willing to trudge through the mire of theatrical interpretation. In conclusion, if you’re searching for accessible literature that will leave your literary cravings unfulfilled and your appreciation for the original text enhanced, look no further than this gloriously quirky edition, available at Crappy Old Books. After all, who wouldn’t want to own a piece of dramatic history, even if it might be more suited for a whimsical coffee table or as a conversation starter at the next gathering of your most pretentious friends? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1991/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Plays-From-Literature-Great-Expectations-sep-2021.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Philip no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1990 Plays from Literature - Sila Marner by GH Holroyd Welcome to the curious world of "Plays from Literature - Sila Marner," a delightful tome from 1958 that attempts to transform the dense fog of literary classicism into the lofty heights of drama. Authored by the illustrious GH Holroyd—who, rumor has it, had more ideas than he had ink—this book offers a theatrical twist on George Eliot’s notable tale of a misanthropic weaver and his unexpected redemption. Perhaps it was Holroyd’s way of suggesting that even the most dour characters can be dressed up for a stage performance, thus proving that every cloud of melancholia has a silver lining made of sequins and footlights. Published by Philip, a name that just screams ’trustworthy,’ this edition is a well-thumbed relic of bygone days. One can only imagine the charming dinner parties where this book was brandished, pages fanned like a deck of cards, with guests wondering if it’s a play or a new way to brew tea. The very title hints at a perplexing literary experiment: merging the slow, winding narrative of Eliot’s original with the brisk pacing of the stage. Will the weaver’s existential crises translate well into a monologue? Only one way to find out, and that’s by bravely opening these pages. As you peruse the contents, you might stumble upon such riveting ideas as how many times one can mention ‘gold’ in a single soliloquy, or whether a stage can adequately simulate the grimy charm of a coal-scented village. Holroyd’s attempt at converting a classic novel into a series of dialogues likely sent some Victorian scholars spinning in their graves, but isn’t that what makes literature fun? The audacity! The cheek! What sort of reader would even consider buying a book like this, you ask? Well, gather round, fellow literary adventurers, for we have a splendid list of potential fans who might just find their hearts a-flutter with excitement: Die-hard Eliot enthusiasts looking to spice up their next book club meeting. Drama students seeking inspiration for a bizarre one-act play nobody will ever watch. Individuals with an inexplicable affinity for ill-fated adaptations. Collectors of oddities who relish in the absurdity of literary mash-ups. Anyone who believes life is too short to take literature seriously—unless they’re reading it on stage. Now, let’s not gloss over the *Condition:* This book is used, obviously. After all, it has survived the test of time—much like the weaver himself. Expect creased pages, a somewhat questionable aroma that can only be described as ‘aged paper meets last century’s cologne,’ and marginalia that might have been penned by a particularly passionate previous owner. Was that a critique or just a grocery list? You’ll have to discover that for yourself! But wait! There’s more! As you flip through the spine of this well-loved volume, keep your magnifying glass handy to find the hidden gems embedded within: footnotes that might make you question the very nature of footnotes, and perhaps an occasional sketch that looks suspiciously like a cat. Yes, a cat! Because what’s drama without a furry sidekick, right? “Plays from Literature - Sila Marner” is not merely a book; it’s an experience. It’s a time capsule of literary aspirations that perhaps didn’t quite hit their mark but nevertheless provide a delightful peek into the mind of GH Holroyd and his ambitious dreams of stagecraft. So, why not embrace the quirks, the oddities, and the outright absurdity of this piece? After all, it’s not just a read; it’s a conversation starter, a historical artifact, and a decently hilarious way to spend an afternoon. Get your copy from Crappy Old Books and relive the glory days when literature tried to dance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1990/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Plays-From-Literature-Silas-Marner-sep-2021.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Philip no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1988 The Lion by Stockwell Manor School Ah, "The Lion" from the esteemed halls of Stockwell Manor School in 1969! A title that conjures visions of majestic kings of the jungle, or perhaps a rather industrious school mascot, leading the charge into the realms of educational excellence. This book, devoid of an ISBN as if it were a rebellious student refusing to be categorized, invites you to ponder whether it’s a literary masterpiece or simply the product of a fevered imagination fueled by too many cups of unsweetened tea in the staff room. Published by Stockwell Manor School, this tome is a fine example of what happens when you let educators loose with a typewriter and an enthusiasm for all things feline. Imagine the assembly hall, echoing with the dulcet tones of a headmaster passionately reading excerpts to bewildered students, as they wonder if they’ve unwittingly signed up for a zoology course instead of English Literature. The pages may be filled with tales of bravery, mischief, and a lion that might just be a metaphor for adolescent angst—an existential feline crisis, if you will. This hardback relic comes bearing the weight of history and a certain aroma that can only be described as “well-loved.” Flicking through the pages may reveal a delightful blend of yellowing paper and an ink that has seen better days, rendering any attempt to identify the actual content an adventure worthy of a scavenger hunt. One can only speculate what riveting tales await, perhaps stories of lion-hearted pupils taking on school challenges with the ferocity of a jungle king—or maybe just the tale of a particularly spirited classroom pet that got a tad too rowdy during art class. As you hold this book, you may find yourself transported to a time when schools were seen as bastions of knowledge, and where the greatest existential threat was an overly enthusiastic game of dodgeball. Students in knee-high socks and waistcoats roamed the corridors, giggling nervously at the thought of being called upon to read aloud from "The Lion," while teachers peered over half-moon spectacles, eager to impart wisdom that was possibly lost on the youth of the day. Condition: Used, with dog-eared pages reminiscent of a thousand chaotic assemblies, and a cover that tells stories of its own—most notably, the tale of how it survived being buried under piles of homework and the occasional sandwich. One corner may have been chewed, likely by an enthusiastic student eager to consume knowledge the way a lion devours its prey. There’s an undeniable charm to its well-worn state, a testament to those who dared to read despite the odds (or the lack of ISBN). It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, an artifact, and perhaps even a portal to an alternate universe where lions play hopscotch with schoolchildren. Here’s a delightful list of possibilities that could lie within the pages of this book: Courageous escapades of a lion leading a classroom field trip—what could possibly go wrong? Lessons on bravery, possibly inspired by an actual lion, or merely the metaphorical lion of adolescence. A guide to surviving school lunches, featuring a lion as your spirit animal. Heartwarming poetry about friendship, written in the style of a lion’s roar. Illustrations that may or may not resemble actual lions—artistic interpretation is encouraged. So, if you find yourself in need of a conversation piece that might entertain the notion of what educational literature can be, or if you’re seeking to add a bit of quirky charm to your bookshelf, look no further. "The Lion" awaits, braving the wild terrain of second-hand bookshops to find a new home. Snag it from Crappy Old Books before it once again wanders off into the mysterious depths of literary oblivion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1988/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Lion-sep-2021.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Stockwell Manor School no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1986 Everymans Concise Encylopaedia of Russia by SV Utechin Picture this: the year is 1961, and the world is a kaleidoscope of Cold War tension and existential dread. In a time when people were still trying to figure out how to pronounce "Khrushchev," SV Utechin decided that the good folks of Britain needed a "Concise Encyclopedia of Russia." One might assume this was a daring attempt at diplomacy through knowledge, or perhaps a cheeky invitation to embark on an intellectual odyssey that could turn any tea-drinking citizen into a veritable expert on all things Russian. Spoiler alert: it didn’t quite work out as planned. With its sturdy fabric binding and vintage cover that is fighting valiantly against the ravages of time, this volume is as much a piece of history as the narratives it conveys. As you crack it open, the musty scent of antiquity wafts through the air, reminiscent of a dusty library where one is not quite sure whether the librarian is alive or merely a figment of one’s imagination. Each page is an invitation to explore a world so rich and complex that you might find yourself longing for a time machine rather than a few paragraphs of history. Utechin’s masterful hand has crafted entries that range from the expected—Tsars, Bolsheviks, and balalaikas—to the curiously obscure, like why a Russian might choose to wear a ushanka on a Tuesday. Some might call it a delightful potpourri of facts; others, a bewildering collection of trivia that could only lead to more questions than answers. Did you know, for instance, that the Russian word for “beet” is “свекла”? It’s these nuggets of knowledge that keep the pages turning, even if it’s more out of confusion than genuine curiosity. As you leaf through the sections, you might find yourself pondering whether every entry was intended to be read sequentially or if they were simply tossed in as a jigsaw puzzle of Russian culture. There’s a certain charm in this chaotic presentation, evoking the feeling that Utechin himself may have been a bit befuddled by the vastness of his subject matter. It’s as if the book is saying, “Here, have a bit of this, and a dash of that, and pray you find your way out.” Condition: Used, as one might expect from a book that has lived through more than six decades of geopolitical upheaval. The cover is slightly frayed, as if it has endured more cups of tea than the average British citizen during a particularly dreary afternoon. The pages, while yellowing and slightly dog-eared, bear the marks of a life well-lived—a few pencil scribbles from what could only be a remarkably enthusiastic previous owner. It’s the kind of book that begs to be carried into a coffee shop, where you can confuse the barista by trying to order a “Russian latte” while reading about the art of Russian ballet. But alas, what is an encyclopedic experience without a few quirks? Utechin has, perhaps unintentionally, crafted a kind of literary Russian roulette. Open to any page, and you may stumble upon a fascinating fact or, alternatively, end up reading about the history of the turnip. The unpredictability is part of the charm, and the sheer randomness of topics serves as a gentle reminder that knowledge is not always linear. So if you’re in the market for a book that will surely baffle your friends and provide ample fodder for pretentious dinner parties, look no further. This is not just a book—it’s a conversation starter, a mystery wrapped in an enigma, and a testament to the fact that sometimes, it’s not about the destination but the bewildering journey along the way. Only at Crappy Old Books can you find such a delightful oddity, where we specialize in second-hand volumes that have stories of their own to tell—if only they could speak. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1986/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Everymans-Concise-Encyclopaedia-of-Russia.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everymans Reference Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1983 Mindkiller by Spider Robinson In 1984, when shoulder pads were wider than the average doorframe and mullets ruled the runway, the literary world was graced by the unique and slightly bewildering mind of Spider Robinson. One can only assume that while he penned ’Mindkiller,’ he was consuming an unholy amount of caffeine and perhaps participating in a bizarre intergalactic poker game with David Bowie and a sentient toaster. But fear not, dear reader, for you are in for an astonishingly peculiar journey through the cerebral corridors of science fiction. Imagine a world where thoughts are not merely the annoying whispers in your head but potential weapons of mass confusion. ’Mindkiller’ explores this delightful premise, as if Robinson took a look at our modern-day social media woes and thought, “What if our minds were even more chaotic and terrifying?” One can only applaud his foresight—after all, who would have thought that in the future, people would voluntarily share their innermost thoughts on the internet while simultaneously bemoaning the loss of privacy? The narrative spins a web of intrigue as readers are introduced to a cast of characters who likely lost their way in the 1980s and decided to stay put in this peculiar universe. With names that sound like the result of a naming contest gone awry, you might find yourself chuckling at the sheer absurdity of it all. Perhaps, after finishing the book, you’ll find yourself in an existential crisis, pondering not only the nature of consciousness but also why you ever thought wearing neon leg warmers was a good idea. As you navigate through the labyrinth of Robinson’s imagination, expect to encounter thrilling philosophical debates that would make even Socrates scratch his head. The author seems to relish the idea of dismantling the very fabric of reality, presenting it like an old rug that needs a good shake. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you combine the existential musings of a philosopher with the whimsicality of a jester, then look no further than ’Mindkiller’—a book that makes you question whether you’re reading a novel or participating in a surreal group therapy session. Robinson’s prose is an odd blend of lyrical beauty and bewildering complexity, much like a fine curry gone wrong—a little too spicy, yet undeniably memorable. You might find yourself laughing at the sheer absurdity of certain passages while simultaneously scratching your head in confusion. It’s the literary equivalent of riding a rollercoaster designed by someone who’s never been on one but has read about them extensively. Prepare to be thrilled, bewildered, and maybe even a touch nauseated. Condition: Used, which means this copy has likely been through more adventures than you can shake a stick at. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (perhaps from someone pondering the nature of existence while brewing their morning joe), and a cover that has seen better days—but isn’t that the charm of second-hand literature? It’s as if each imperfection tells a story of its own, inviting you to add your own narrative to its already convoluted history. If you’re looking for a book that defies conventional storytelling and delights in the bizarre, then ’Mindkiller’ is your ticket to an eccentric universe where the only limits are those imposed by your own imagination. So grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, settle into your favorite reading nook (preferably one that doesn’t involve neon patterns), and prepare to have your mind not so much killed as thoroughly bewildered. And remember, in a world as chaotic as ours, it’s always a good idea to have a book like ’Mindkiller’ close at hand. After all, it’s not every day you find a book that asks you to contemplate the very nature of thought while making you chuckle uncontrollably. Now, where did you leave that neon leg warmer? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1983/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mindkiller-sep-2021.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley 9780425080993 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1982 The Sea Wolf by Jack London The Sea Wolf The Sea Wolf is Jack London’s powerful and gripping saga of Humphrey van Weydon, captured by a seal-hunting ship and now an unwilling sailor under its dreaded captain, Wolf Larsen. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1982/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Sea-Wolf-sep-2021.jpg 5.37 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553212259 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1981 The Founder of the House by Naomi Jacob In a world where the word "founder" conjures images of stately men in top hats, clutching cigars and plotting empires, Naomi Jacob’s "The Founder of the House" dares to ask: what if the real power lay not in the hands of the usual suspects but within the drab confines of domesticity? Published in the illustrious year of 1965, this Arrow Books classic offers a window into an era when the only thing more bewildering than the plot twists was the fashion sense of its characters. The narrative unfolds within the four walls of a house that, much like its inhabitants, seems to have seen better days. Readers might find themselves grappling with the existential crisis of the wallpaper peeling away as the characters themselves wrestle with their own peeling identities. It’s a curious juxtaposition, as the house becomes both a literal and metaphorical battleground for power dynamics that would make even the most seasoned soap opera writers raise an eyebrow. Our protagonist, whose name one may easily forget (let’s not kid ourselves, it’s not like we’re here for character development), bumbles through life with the grace of a drunken gazelle. The quest for control—over the house, the family, and absolutely everything else—will leave readers both perplexed and slightly amused. Jacob’s prose, delightfully dense, is occasionally peppered with linguistic flair that makes one wonder if the author had a personal vendetta against brevity. The real magic of this tome lies in its idiosyncratic cast of characters, each more eccentric than the last. There’s the wise-cracking aunt who serves as both the moral compass and the comic relief, the brooding cousin with a penchant for tragedy, and an assortment of family friends that might as well be cardboard cutouts for all the depth they exhibit. Yet, in true Jacob fashion, they all contribute to a narrative that weaves a tapestry of domestic chaos that is, in its own right, strangely compelling. As you leaf through the pages, expect to encounter a plethora of delightful quirks and a plot that occasionally meanders as if it’s lost in its own house. Whether it’s the unexpected arrival of an old acquaintance or the unraveling of a seemingly innocuous family secret, “The Founder of the House” has a knack for keeping readers guessing… if only they could remember what they were guessing about in the first place. Condition: This delightful copy is used, which means it’s been loved (or possibly despised) before finding its way to you. Expect the usual wear and tear that gives it character—perhaps a dog-eared page or two, a mysterious coffee stain that may or may not hold the key to understanding the family’s secrets, and a spine that creaks like the floorboards of the house within. It’s practically a relic and, much like the story itself, it has its own storied past. As you contemplate the fate of the house and its quirky residents, you may find yourself pondering the grander questions of life and family dynamics, or you might just marvel at the sheer bizarre nature of it all. After all, in a world rife with uncertainty, who doesn’t enjoy a little whimsical chaos? So grab your cup of tea, settle in, and prepare for an experience that is sure to stir the pot—both literally and metaphorically. At the end of the day, “The Founder of the House” is more than just a book; it’s a portal into a time when literature didn’t shy away from eccentricity and verbosity. And if you’re ready to embrace this literary oddity, look no further than Crappy Old Books to add this curious piece of history to your collection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1981/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Founder-of-the-House.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1980 Jamaica Inn by Daphne du Maurier In the delightful realm of the gothic novel, where shadows whisper secrets and the wind howls like a disgruntled cat, we find ourselves transported to a place so charmingly dreary that even the landscape seems to frown. Enter "Jamaica Inn," a work of art by the ever-astute Daphne du Maurier, who reminds us that sometimes the finest settings are the ones where the lights flicker ominously and the very air is thick with the scent of dampness and despair. This particular edition, published by Cardinal in 1963, is like a fine wine that has soured slightly but still manages to tantalize the palate with its quirky undertones of mystery and melancholia. Set against the backdrop of Cornwall’s rugged coast, Jamaica Inn is a testament to the author’s ability to paint a landscape as vivid as the characters that inhabit it—though perhaps ’inhabit’ is too gentle a word. One could argue that they merely tolerate it, much like one tolerates a wet sock on a dreary day. The inn itself is less a sanctuary and more a gathering place for miscreants, where the air is thick with tales of piracy and, dare we say it, ill-advised shenanigans. One imagines the inn’s creaking floorboards to be the whispers of long-dead sailors engaged in vigorous debate over who had the worst sense of direction. Du Maurier’s narrative pulls you in with the grace of a slightly inebriated fisherman casting his nets. There’s an undeniable allure in the way she weaves the tension of impending doom with the mundane reality of life at Jamaica Inn. You may find yourself questioning whether the real horror lies in the lurking sea, the band of ne’er-do-wells, or the fact that the local pub serves ale lukewarm enough to raise the dead. Rest assured, it’s a delightful concoction of dread and intrigue, seasoned with the kind of irony that only a good number of years can muster. Now, let’s not skip over the delightful quirks of this particular edition. Its well-loved pages are adorned with the fingerprints of previous readers who clearly approached it with the gusto of someone digging through a treasure chest—one laced with cobwebs and remnants of snacks long forgotten. This book has a personality, a complete disregard for pristine condition, and a tendency to leave the reader wondering just how many squashed spiders accompany the prose. As you embark on this journey through the misty moors and the shadows of Jamaica Inn, prepare yourself for a cast of characters that are as memorable as the lingering aftertaste of a questionable curry. Amongst the rogues and vaguely threatening figures, you may even find yourself rooting for the most unlikely of heroes. But beware! In du Maurier’s world, heroism often comes with a side of turmoil and a sprinkle of existential dread. Condition: Used, with pages that dog-ear themselves from sheer excitement, and a cover that may or may not have been used as a shield against the elements. The spine is well-broken, suggesting that it has seen more activity than a cat chasing a laser pointer. There’s a hint of mildew—perfect for that authentic, ‘I’ve just spent the night in a haunted inn’ vibe. This edition is a literary testament to the idea that books, much like fine cheese, only get better with age, or at least more distinguished in appearance. So, if you fancy a read that will make you reflect on the nature of human endurance amidst a backdrop of questionable hospitality, look no further. "Jamaica Inn" is waiting to be scooped up by your eager hands, preferably without the direct assistance of any actual pirates. It’s a book that invites you to ponder profound questions while simultaneously reassuring you that you are, indeed, glad to be home. With all its quirks and worn charm, this book is a proud member of the Crappy Old Books collection, where stories come with a history, and every page turns like the plot twists you never saw coming. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1980/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Jamaica-inn-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cardinal no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1979 Liquidate Paris by Sven Hassel In a world where the Eiffel Tower doubles as a makeshift launch pad for existential crises, Sven Hassel presents us with "Liquidate Paris." Published in 1971 by Corgi, this riveting saga promises to plunge you headfirst into the chaotic whirlpool of post-war ennui, where even the pastries seem to be contemplating their own mortality. If you’ve ever wanted to witness a city caught between grandeur and absurdity, look no further—Paris is about to get liquidated, and not in a way that involves fine wine or a pleasant stroll along the Seine. As you flip through this second-hand tome (which may or may not smell faintly of existential dread and crumpets), you might find yourself contemplating what it truly means to "liquidate." Is it an avant-garde urban development strategy? A cheeky metaphor for the emotional disintegration of a society? Or merely an elaborate prank pulled by the French upon unsuspecting tourists? We shan’t spoil the pleasures of discovery, dear reader. Just know that the stakes are high, the dialogue is laden with sarcasm, and the pastries might just be the most reliable characters in the entire narrative. Hassel’s unique brand of storytelling intertwines the grim realities of post-war life with a sardonic wit that feels like a cup of lukewarm coffee served by a disgruntled barista who knows too much. He manages to capture the essence of a Paris that is simultaneously glamorous and grungy, inviting and isolating, where every street corner is a gallery of broken dreams and slightly askew lampposts. You may find yourself wondering if the author had a secret agenda to critique the city’s very essence or was simply trying to sell more copies with a title that sounds like a bad financial strategy. Prepare yourself for a cavalcade of characters that might include anything from a tortured artist lamenting his lack of inspiration to a rogue pigeon with aspirations of grandeur. Each turn of the page reveals a new layer of absurdity, as if Paris itself were a character conspiring to keep its secrets buried beneath layers of baguettes and berets. The wordplay and peculiar situations are so rich, you might just want to keep a napkin handy—who knows when you’ll need to wipe the frothy irony off your lips? Condition: This book is used, which means it bears the marks of its past life as a companion to someone who may have enjoyed the existential angst of the ’70s a bit too much. Expect the pages to be yellowed, possibly with the remnants of a forgotten picnic sandwich, and the cover to exhibit a charming wear-and-tear that adds character. It’s the kind of condition that whispers, “I’ve seen things,” and yet still holds a seductive allure that could draw in the most jaded of readers. Each crease tells a story of its own, perhaps a tale of a late-night reading session in an attic filled with questionable décor and vintage vinyl. As you delve into "Liquidate Paris," you may find yourself torn between laughing and weeping, a bit like trying to decide whether you prefer your wine rosé or red. The absurdity of the characters and the ludicrous situations they navigate will leave you questioning not just the fate of Paris, but the very fabric of reality, all while you sip on whatever brew you fancy. Just remember to keep your expectations low and your sense of humor high—this is not a polished French romance, but rather a gritty exploration of a city that refuses to take itself too seriously. In conclusion, if you have ever fantasized about a literary journey that mixes the charm of Paris with the absurdity of life itself, then "Liquidate Paris" is the paradoxical escapade you never knew you needed. So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and settle into the delightful quagmire that is sure to keep you chuckling and pondering long after the final page has turned. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1979/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/liquidate-paris02021.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1978 Dust in the Wind by Emile Danoen In a bold and daring plunge into the existential abyss, Emile Danoen’s 1961 opus, "Dust in the Wind," delves into the human condition with the grace of a hippo on a trampoline. Published by Panther, the cover art alone could make one question the decisions that led to its formation—think psychedelic swirls intermingling with what appears to be a man contemplating his life choices while staring at a particularly unremarkable patch of soil. But don’t let the cover dissuade you; this book promises a journey into the peculiarities of existence, one page at a time. Set against a backdrop that is as vaguely defined as a Tuesday afternoon, Danoen invites readers to ponder the profound question: if a person is lost in the woods and nobody is around to witness it, do they even exist? The prose is a wild ride through the absurd, featuring metaphors that twirl like a dancer at a wedding no one wanted to attend. You’ll meet characters so eccentric, they could easily be mistaken for the cast of a Saturday afternoon soap opera—if that soap opera were set in a universe governed by the laws of quantum physics and existential dread. But wait, there’s more! The dialogue crackles with the sort of wit that leaves you questioning your own sanity, making you chuckle while simultaneously pondering the futility of life’s grand pursuits. Danoen’s ability to weave a tapestry of despair and humor is nothing short of remarkable, leading one to muse whether he had a crystal ball foreseeing the rise of social media influencers, all wanting nothing more than to share their “authentic” selves with an increasingly disinterested audience. The narrative is interspersed with footnotes that range from the deeply philosophical to the utterly bizarre. They provide a sort of quirky commentary that only serves to confuse or entertain, depending on your mood (and possibly your inclination towards existential questioning). Danoen appears to have taken a page from the greats, fusing the absurdity of Kafka with a hint of the surrealism found in a Salvador Dalí painting—only if Dalí were to paint in a dimly lit café while sipping lukewarm chamomile tea. As you traverse the pages of "Dust in the Wind," you’ll uncover profound insights that may or may not lead to a mid-life crisis. It challenges you to consider the ephemerality of existence, the absurdity of human endeavors, and the inevitability of dust—both metaphorically and literally. Will you emerge from this literary labyrinth enlightened, or simply more confused than when you entered? The answer is, quite frankly, up in the air, much like your chances of understanding the ending. Condition: This particular copy of "Dust in the Wind" has seen better days, much like your last attempt at a New Year’s resolution. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint scent of 1960s despair, and a spine that has experienced the joys of multiple readings—none of which likely made the reader feel more alive. It’s perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of a book that has lived a little, complete with the odd coffee stain reminiscent of a long-forgotten existential crisis. As you embark on this peculiar literary journey, remember that the book’s value is not merely in its content, but in the experience it offers—assuming you can decipher the ramblings of Danoen without succumbing to an identity crisis. Pick it up at Crappy Old Books, where the charm of the past meets the wisdom of thrift. Who knows? You might just discover that the dust in your own wind has a story worth telling. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1978/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Dust-in-the-Wind-2021.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1977 The Living Earth by Sheila Mackay Russell In a world where the earth occasionally seems more like a living, breathing entity than a mere rock spinning in space, Sheila Mackay Russell’s 1962 magnum opus, "The Living Earth," invites you to explore realms where flora and fauna engage in existential debates over the meaning of life, all while dodging pesky humans who think they own the place. As you leaf through these pages, you’ll discover arguments you never knew trees could have, as well as the surprising social dynamics of soil and worms. Consider this your invitation to a backyard symposium where daisies hold court and earthworms pen scathing op-eds about the state of composting in the modern age. The book is a delightful mishmash of environmental musings, philosophical ponderings, and just a hint of the absurd. One could say it’s the book equivalent of a patchwork quilt stitched together by nature-loving hipsters who just a tad too much kombucha and not enough reality. Russell, with her unapologetically earnest prose, challenges us to reflect on our relationship with the living world, while probably suggesting that every time you saunter through a park, you might be trampling the heartfelt poetry of daisies. Don’t you just feel terrible now? Prepare yourself for an array of whimsical characters, including a tree that has apparently seen more than most of us ever will, and a particularly pretentious rock that’s convinced it’s the philosophical center of the universe. And let’s not forget the much-maligned ants, who are portrayed as the unsung heroes of the ecosystem, navigating their tiny lives with more purpose than many a CEO in the corporate world today. In "The Living Earth," every turn of the page offers a fresh perspective on the great outdoors, where every leaf is a letter and every breeze a whisper of wisdom. The tone of this literary wonderland oscillates between absurdity and earnestness, as if Russell herself were having a cup of tea with Gaia while debating the merits of organic gardening practices. It’s both a love letter to nature and a cheeky reminder that we humans often miss the forest for the trees—literally. So, if you ever wanted to know what trees think about our incessant need for lawnmowers, this book might just be your ticket to enlightenment. However, it’s not all frolicking in fields and feeling smug about your carbon footprint. Beneath the cheerful exterior lies a subtle critique of human folly. Russell cleverly asks whether we’re truly the masters of this living earth or simply a rather clumsy guest at a party we weren’t invited to. As you chuckle at the antics of anthropomorphized plants, you might find yourself contemplating the fact that we share this planet with some rather extraordinary beings—many of whom have been around longer than we have and will likely outlive us, especially if we keep ignoring their warnings. Condition: This copy of "The Living Earth" has seen better days, much like the world it describes. The cover features a delightful array of fading colours that once might have been vibrant, but are now merely hints of their former glory. The spine is doing its best impression of a well-worn path, creased and slightly askew, while the pages themselves hold that distinct aroma of history—one part musty, two parts nostalgia. This book is a testament to the fact that great literature (or at least quirky literature) can survive the test of time and the occasional coffee spill. As you ponder the deeper meanings hidden within these pages, remember that this book was curated with care and a healthy dose of irony by Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the worn, the weathered, and the wonderfully weird. So grab a cup of tea, find a comfy corner, and prepare to be utterly perplexed by what the earth might have to say to you. You may just find that the living earth is more alive than you ever imagined—or at least more entertaining than your last family gathering. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1977/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/THe-Living-Earth-2021.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1976 The Double Image by Helen Macinnes Ah, the 1960s—a time when everything was groovy, yet the world was upside down, and the spy novels were positively oozing intrigue like a slightly overripe fruit. Enter "The Double Image," a delightful concoction from the mind of Helen Macinnes, who undoubtedly spent her evenings sipping tea while devising convoluted plots that would make even the most stoic of secret agents raise an eyebrow. Published by Fontana Books, it’s the kind of novel that draws you in with whispers of subterfuge and a generous dollop of Cold War paranoia, making it perfect for anyone who enjoys a side of existential dread with their literary escapades. In this twisty-turny thriller, you might find yourself pondering the nuances of identity, or perhaps just confused about which character is which—because who needs clarity when you can have double agents and mistaken identities galore? It’s as if the author decided to throw in a few extra plot twists just to keep you guessing, like a magician who reveals the trick only to pull another rabbit from an equally mysterious hat. You might even think that Helen Macinnes had a hidden agenda, with her writing style weaving in and out of reality like a cat on a hot tin roof. One can’t help but wonder whether Macinnes was a time traveler, reflecting on an era filled with espionage while simultaneously critiquing the very nature of perception itself. We can only assume that the title "The Double Image" suggests some sort of philosophical musing about the duality of man, or perhaps it’s simply a clever ruse to get you to buy the book. Either way, you’re in for a wild ride through a landscape filled with shadowy figures, dubious motives, and an abundance of double entendres—if only you can keep track of who’s who. Let’s not forget that this is a used book, which adds an extra layer of character. It may have once belonged to a disgruntled librarian who marked every page with notes that often drift into the realm of existential angst. Or perhaps it was cherished by a bookish spy who felt compelled to jot down their own thoughts on the state of the world on the blank pages, turning it into an accidental memoir of sorts. Whatever the case, rest assured that this book has absorbed the essence of several lives, making it a true relic of the past. As you navigate through its pages, you might encounter some peculiarities, such as the occasional dog-eared corner, or perhaps a spot where someone’s coffee spilled—adding to the book’s charm and authenticity. Let’s be honest, you probably weren’t looking for a pristine first edition of a 1966 espionage novel. You’re here for the experience, and the chance to laugh at the absurdity of it all while sipping your own mildly questionable brew. Condition: Used, yet lovingly cared for in a way that suggests a long history of clandestine meetings in dimly lit cafes, or perhaps just a few too many late-night study sessions. The spine may have a slight crack or two, reminiscent of the tension within the narrative itself. There may be a few notes scribbled in the margins that could either be plot insights or the ramblings of a confused reader. Either way, it adds a nice touch of authenticity, much like the double layers of deceit in Macinnes’s plot. So, embrace the quirks, and remember: it’s not just a book; it’s an experience. As you embark on your literary journey through "The Double Image," keep in mind that Crappy Old Books specializes in these delightful relics, where every page turns like a diplomatic negotiation gone awry. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your favorite reading nook, and prepare to be bemused, befuddled, and thoroughly entertained by the intricacies of Helen Macinnes’s world. Unravel the mysteries of identity and double meanings. Wonder if you’re reading a novel or a philosophical thesis. Enjoy the thrill of espionage without any actual danger. Delight in the quirks of a well-loved second-hand book. Ponder the fate of characters whose names you can’t remember. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1976/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Double-Image-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1975 Death is a Red Rose by Dorothy Eden In a world where existential dread often takes a back seat to the pressing business of tea time, Dorothy Eden’s 1973 classic, "Death is a Red Rose," serves as a delightful reminder that even flowers can have a dark side. This obscure yet oddly captivating novel, released by the illustrious Coronet, invites the brave reader to meander through the enchanting, if somewhat ominous, gardens of life and death—where every petal might just be hiding a nefarious secret. What awaits within these pages? Imagine a Victorian tea party gone awry, with an assortment of eccentrically tragic characters, each with their own tangled motives and questionable fashion choices. There’s the disillusioned botanist who believes roses hold the key to immortality, yet can’t seem to maintain a houseplant for longer than a fortnight. Or perhaps the mysterious recluse who claims to speak to flowers, which is astonishingly less impressive when you consider they also talk to their cat, Mr. Whiskers, about the state of the economy. And let’s not forget the dashingly morose romantic caught in a love triangle involving a rose bush and a very suspicious gardener. In this whimsical tapestry woven of irony, despair, and the occasional dropped teacup, Eden juxtaposes the fragility of life with the unabashed audacity of a dying rose. Readers will find themselves pondering profound questions, such as: can one truly die from embarrassment? Or, conversely, is it possible that the true killer is a poorly executed floral arrangement? You may chuckle, you may cringe, but one thing is for certain: life, like the rose, is often thorny. Throughout this exploration of mortality, you’ll encounter plot twists that could make even the most seasoned detective raise an eyebrow, while simultaneously questioning their own love for horticulture. Each chapter is sprinkled with dry humour and a touch of melodrama, as Eden leads you down a garden path littered with perplexing riddles and hidden meanings, leaving you wondering if you’ve just stumbled into a literary version of a maze where the exit is a bouquet of irony. Condition: The physical state of this book is described as "used," which may well mean it has seen better days—much like the roses in an overgrown garden. Expect dog-eared pages, the lingering scent of old paper, and perhaps a few mysterious stains that add character and an air of intrigue. It may not be in pristine condition, but then again, neither was Shakespeare when he was writing those plays while juggling his quill and a cup of ale. So why should you pick up "Death is a Red Rose"? Well, if you enjoy the peculiar charm of vintage novels dusted with sarcasm and a hint of the macabre, this may just be your cup of tea—or rather, your cup of something much stronger. Plus, it’s an excellent conversation starter: "Oh, you haven’t read this? It’s a real eye-opener about the dangers of botany!" Whether you’re a seasoned connoisseur of second-hand literature or a curious newcomer browsing the shelves of Crappy Old Books, "Death is a Red Rose" promises to entertain, provoke thought, and perhaps even inspire you to give your own houseplants a second chance—if you dare. So go on, take a chance on this delightful oddity, and may your reading experience be as rich and complex as the most enigmatic of rose bushes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1975/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Death-is-a-Red-Rose-2021.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340167113 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1974 Princess Sophia by Edison Marshall In the illustrious year of 1959, when rock ‘n’ roll was just finding its rhythm and breakfast television was a glimmer in someone’s eye, Edison Marshall penned a tale that could only be described as a royal romp—“Princess Sophia.” It’s a title that suggests high tea and tiaras, but rest assured, this isn’t your grandmother’s fairytale. Instead, prepare for a literary adventure that might just make you question the very foundations of monarchy, or at least the proper etiquette for serving crumpets to visiting dignitaries. Set in a fictional kingdom that may or may not resemble a discount theme park, “Princess Sophia” takes readers through a winding path of intrigue, where the titular character is less a damsel in distress and more a heroine determined to navigate the whimsical absurdities of royal life. Will she succeed in outsmarting the scheming courtiers who seem more interested in their next extravagant banquet than the welfare of the kingdom? Or will her dreams of a life beyond the castle walls be thwarted by an avalanche of overripe fruit and poorly planned royal engagements? Marshall’s prose sparkles with irony and wit, as he deftly pokes fun at the very institution he’s ostensibly glorifying. One might find themselves chuckling at the absurdity of royal decrees that require the color of the peas served during a state dinner to be regulated. Yes, dear reader, purple peas are a serious matter in this regal realm. Marshall’s deft hand at satire ensures that you’ll be both entertained and bewildered, wondering if the author had a hidden vendetta against peas or an ambitious plan to revolutionize royal culinary standards. The characters are as colorful as a royal guard’s uniform after a particularly vigorous paintball match. From the self-absorbed king who believes his love for bacon is a legitimate reason to declare a national holiday, to the ever-stoic queen who secretly harbors ambitions of becoming an internet influencer, the cast is nothing short of a carnival of quirks. And let’s not forget the playful jester who, in a shocking twist, may have more wisdom than the entire court combined—because, of course, wisdom is best delivered with a dash of slapstick. Let’s take a moment to appreciate some of the notable features of this delightful tome: Pages that may or may not have been used as a makeshift napkin for a spilled cup of Earl Grey. Cover art that harkens back to a time when books were not just for reading, but also for confusing your friends at parties. Footnotes that could rival a doctor’s handwriting for clarity—good luck deciphering what they’re actually trying to say! A plot twist that hits you harder than a scone from an inexperienced baker. Dialogue that may or may not include the phrase “As you wish,” because every book should have at least one nod to pop culture. Condition: Used, of course, and with all the charming imperfections you’d expect from a book that has survived over six decades. The spine has the gentle wear of a well-loved companion, while the pages bear the faint aroma of nostalgia mixed with something that could only be identified as ’mystery’. The cover might give you the impression that it has been hugged by several overly enthusiastic readers, each brimming with delight and perhaps a hint of existential dread. In a world full of polished literature that often feels like it was crafted by robots programmed to be profound, “Princess Sophia” stands as a delightful anomaly. It invites readers to laugh, to ponder, and to question their understanding of royalty—if only to justify that tea break you’ve been longing for. This is the kind of book that deserves a spot on your shelf, if only to remind you that life, much like the royal court, is often a chaotic spectacle filled with mischief and mystery. So why not take a chance on this peculiar piece of literary history, available through Crappy Old Books? After all, who could resist the allure of charmingly flawed narratives that promise laughter, irony, and a hint of regal lunacy? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1974/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Princess-Sophia-2021.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Popular Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1972 The Trusted Servant by Alison Macleod In a world rife with secrets, shadows, and the occasional misplaced tea bag, *The Trusted Servant* by Alison Macleod emerges as a stilted tapestry of domestic intrigue, replete with the kind of plot twists you might expect from your grandmother’s prize-winning casserole recipe—unexpected, yet somehow not quite palatable. Published in 1972 by Coronet (because every book should come with a hint of royal regality), this literary artifact is a fine example of what can happen when one has too many cups of Earl Grey and an overactive imagination. Set in an enigmatic household where servants are both trusted and potentially traitorous, Macleod weaves a narrative that leaves readers questioning whether the real villain is the butler or perhaps the creaky floorboards. Have you ever wondered what was really going on while you were busy ignoring the dust bunnies gathering in your corner? Fear not! This tome serves as a reliable guide to navigating the murky waters of service with a side of sarcasm. Expect plot lines to fizzle like a soda left open too long, where loyalties are as fleeting as a well-timed joke at a family gathering gone awry. Our unnamed narrator (who may or may not be the most self-important sponge in the universe) attempts to unravel the secrets of this curiously dysfunctional home while simultaneously managing to avoid any semblance of plot coherence. The narrative style oscillates between the grandiosity of a Shakespearean tragedy and the quaintness of a Sunday afternoon crossword puzzle—indeed, just when you think you have a handle on things, Macleod pulls a metaphorical rug from under your feet, leaving you to question everything, including your choice in reading material. As you delve into the pages of this vintage masterpiece, prepare yourself for a delightful assortment of characters, each more eccentric than the last, including but not limited to: The ever-looming presence of Lady Pembroke, who may have more secrets than her jewelry box The disheveled gardener, whose green thumb is overshadowed only by his questionable life choices A cat that might actually hold the key to the entire mystery, if only it could be bothered to share The footman with aspirations of becoming a professional juggler, because why not? An array of mismatched tea sets that might just be sentient And while you’re trying to keep track of all these delightful oddities, you will find yourself digging deeper, unearthing more questions than answers. Is the trusted servant truly trustworthy? Or is this just a clever ruse intended to distract from the real chaos ensconced within the walls? Readers will find themselves oscillating between intrigue and befuddlement, wondering whether they are reading a gripping tale of suspense or merely a tedious account of the daily grind of domestic life. Condition: Used, which means this book has seen things—things too whimsical and absurd for modern sensibilities. Its pages bear the marks of history, and perhaps a few tea stains from nostalgic readers who were once entranced by its peculiar charm. Expect the spine to be a little creaky, much like the floorboards it describes, and the occasional scribble in the margins that may or may not shed light on the deeper meaning of life. Or perhaps just someone’s shopping list. In a time where the act of reading was a luxury and books were cherished possessions, this title stands as a testament to a bygone era full of twists, oddities, and the undeniable influence of a good old-fashioned British cuppa. So, if you’re intrigued by the chaotic tapestry of human relationships and wish to experience a slice of literary history that has been lovingly thumbed through and perhaps even debated over, *The Trusted Servant* is waiting for you. Just be sure to keep it far away from the cat—who knows what else it might reveal? Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where every title is a peculiar adventure waiting to unfold—just maybe not the kind you expected. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1972/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/THe-Trusted-Servant-2021.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340158852 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1971 The Grand Sophy by Georgette Heyer Step right up and prepare yourself for a literary escapade that promises to be as delightful as it is bewildering! If you thought Regency England was the realm of stately balls and genteel whispers, then Georgette Heyer is here to hand you a steaming cup of tea with a side of delightful chaos. “The Grand Sophy,” published by Pan Books in 1960, is a veritable treasure trove of charm and chicanery, perfect for those who revel in the absurdities of life among the upper crust. This book has a stamp on the inside indicating that it was bought from Faqir Chand and Sons at 15/A, Khan Market, New Delhi. Meet the titular Sophy, a character so bold and brash that she appears to have strolled right out of a cartoon and into the genteel world of Victorian manners. Armed with a penchant for mischief and a flair for the dramatic, she turns the staid lives of her relatives upside down, much to their horror and our unrestrained amusement. Who needs a traditional hero when you have a protagonist capable of turning a simple soirée into a raucous spectacle? Ah, the sheer audacity of it all! As you peel away the layers of this literary onion, you may find yourself asking: what makes Sophy so grand? Is it her daring escapades, her unrelenting spirit, or perhaps her impeccable taste in meddling? Each chapter presents a new opportunity for her to outwit the hapless souls surrounding her. And let’s not forget the love interests—oh, the tangled web they weave! Will they ever get a moment’s peace from Sophy’s unyielding determination to ‘help’ them? Spoiler alert: probably not. Heyer’s prose is a delightful dance of wit and whimsy, ensuring that while the plot may be as predictable as the British weather, the journey is anything but dull. Expect a cacophony of characters, each more eccentric than the last, who exist in a world where the most pressing crisis is whether Lady Whatchamacallit will wear her new bonnet to the tea party. Yes, it’s that serious, and yes, you will be thoroughly entertained. But perhaps the true genius of “The Grand Sophy” lies in its ability to evoke a sense of nostalgia for a time we never lived in—one filled with grand houses, elaborate misunderstandings, and the occasional duel (who doesn’t love a good duel?). It’s a reminder that sometimes, amidst the chaos of our own lives, we can escape into a world where the biggest drama involves a misplaced letter or an ill-timed visit. Condition: This delightful volume is well-loved and slightly worn, bearing the marks of countless enthusiastic readers who have turned its pages in search of merriment and mischief. Expect dog-eared corners, the faint scent of antiquity, and perhaps a few enigmatic notes in the margins—who knows what insights previous readers may have jotted down? It’s a veritable archaeological dig of literary history, just waiting for its next explorer! So, if you find yourself in need of a delightful romp through Regency shenanigans, a charming dose of irony, or simply wish to witness the legendary Sophy wreaking havoc among the well-mannered, then look no further. “The Grand Sophy” awaits you, like a well-bred puppy begging for your attention. Order now, and embrace the capricious whimsy hidden within these pages! Remember, only at Crappy Old Books can you snag such a peculiar piece of history, so why not add a dash of grand mischief to your bookshelf today? After all, who wouldn’t want to be a part of the chaos that is Sophy’s world? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1971/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Grand-Sophy-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1970 The Talisma Ring by Georgette Heyer In the swirling mists of 1968, a curious tome crept from the imaginative depths of Georgette Heyer, known predominantly for her regency romances, but here, it appears she has ventured into the realm of mystical jewelry and perhaps ill-advised social engagements. "The Talisma Ring" promises readers not merely a novel but an experience—one that may involve an actual quest for a ring that is about as elusive as a parking space in central London during a football match. Set against a backdrop of questionable fashion choices and the kind of dialogue that makes you question both the sanity and the wit of the characters, this book dares to ask: what happens when a ring isn’t just a piece of jewelry, but a portal to an adventure? The characters, much like the weather in Britain, are often unpredictable, swinging from moments of profound seriousness to the utterly ridiculous faster than you can say “tea time.” Ah, but what is a title like "The Talisma Ring" without a hint of the absurd? Expect to encounter a plethora of eccentric characters who may or may not have been inspired by someone’s slightly deranged uncle. From the hapless protagonist who stumbles upon the ring in the attic (as you do) to the side characters who appear to have wandered in from entirely different novels, each page is a veritable buffet of personality quirks and social faux pas. While the plot may twist and turn like a London bus on a congested street, the true charm lies in the subtleties of Heyer’s wit. Prepare yourself for a delightful examination of the absurdity of human nature, held together with the flimsy thread of a magical ring that seems to have more plot twists than a soap opera on its hundredth season. Hilarity may ensue, but only if you squint hard enough at the nuances of the narrative. Condition: Used. This particular copy has certainly lived a life filled with experiences, much like your favourite pub after a Friday-night crowd. Expect a delightful amalgamation of dog-eared pages, the scent of nostalgia, and the occasional scribbled note by a previous owner who may have fancied themselves a literary critic (or just really liked the word “talisman”). With its slightly battered exterior, it carries the charm of someone who has been through a bit but still retains that sparkle of potential. Perfect for those who enjoy their literature with a side of character—quite like a good English breakfast. But wait, there’s more! Inside, you might find: Characters with names that make you pause and reconsider your life choices. A love story that meanders more than a lost tourist in Leicester Square. References to locations you may or may not wish to visit after reading. A sense of humour that is so British it might just serve you a cuppa in the middle of a dramatic moment. Subplots that are almost as convoluted as your last family gathering. So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of quirky tales and have a penchant for vintage literature that doesn’t take itself too seriously, "The Talisma Ring" might just be the delightfully strange addition to your bookshelf that you’ve been looking for. After all, in the grand tradition of Crappy Old Books, where every spillage and yellowed page tells a story of its own, this title is just waiting for you to turn its pages—preferably while wearing your most whimsical socks and sipping something decidedly unremarkable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1970/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Talisman-Ring-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1969 The Aspern Papers and The Spoils of Poynton by Henry James Ah, "The Aspern Papers," a title that rolls off the tongue with all the exuberance of a soggy biscuit. Originally penned by the illustrious Henry James and reissued by Dell in 1973, this tome beckons you into a world where literary obsession stalks its prey like a cat playing with a particularly annoying mouse. Are you ready to unravel the tangled web of intrigue and unrequited admiration? Or at least pretend to while sipping lukewarm tea? Your call. Set in a genteel Venetian palazzo far removed from the din of modern life, the story revolves around our dubious narrator, a man so desperate for the unpublished letters of a renowned poet that he’d likely barter his own socks. Yes, those very socks you’re wearing could be the difference between literary immortality and the drudgery of quotidian existence. Here, James serves up a rich mélange of yearning, deception, and a dash of that classic Victorian melancholy, all while making you wonder whether the real treasure isn’t the letters themselves but the utterly absurd lengths one will go to obtain something that may or may not matter. As you flip through the pages—perhaps squinting suspiciously at the odd yellowed spot that might be a remnant of a long-forgotten tea spill—you’ll encounter a cast of characters so eccentric they could’ve stepped directly out of a Shakespearean farce. The aloof Juliana Bordereau, the elusive object of desire, could easily be mistaken for a cat lady of yore, hoarding secrets like they’re the last packets of digestives at a charity bake sale. Her niece, with all the charm of a wet sock, provides the perfect foil to our earnest narrator, creating a riveting game of literary cat-and-mouse that is, oddly enough, not as thrilling as it sounds. But wait! What’s this? A hint of irony, perhaps? You see, the narrator’s quest for the Aspern papers is a delightful contradiction. He chases after something that is, in theory, a means to immortalize the past while simultaneously being ensnared in the present’s web of social niceties and personal rivalries. Ah, the irony! It’s as if he’s trying to catch smoke with his bare hands. And for what? To compose a glorious biography that nobody will read? It’s the literary equivalent of polishing a tarnished spoon in hopes that someone will admire your kitchenware. As you meander through this philosophical maze, you might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all—characters imploding under the weight of their own pretensions and the sheer ridiculousness of obsession. The dialogue is a labyrinth of subtleties and veiled meanings that would make even the most seasoned tea-drinkers raise an eyebrow. It’s as if James himself was having a bit of fun, nudging us along while saying, "Look at these fools, aren’t they just a tad tragic?" Condition: This particular copy is, shall we say, well-loved, and boasts a provenance that includes the distinct aroma of an ancient bookstore and a few dog-eared pages that have seen more than their fair share of half-hearted attempts at being read. You might even find errant pencil notes in the margins, suggestions from previous owners on how to escape the narrative quagmire. This used edition, as sold by Crappy Old Books, retains an air of mystery and nostalgia—much like its characters. May you embrace its quirks as you venture into the murky waters of literary ambition. In summary, "The Aspern Papers" serves as a meta-commentary on the futility of literary pursuits, wrapped in a charming, if occasionally bewildering, package. It’s a book that will make you laugh, sigh, and question your life choices as you stare at your own bookshelf, contemplating whether it’s time to hunt for your own elusive piece of literary treasure—or whether it’s better to simply enjoy the chaos of the written word without the burden of ownership. So, grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare yourself for a delightful labyrinth of human folly! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1969/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Aspern-Papers-2021.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1967 The Cat The Professor and the Poison by Leann Sweeney Ah, “The Cat, The Professor and the Poison” – a title that rolls off the tongue like a cat on a hot tin roof, all while simultaneously making you wonder if perhaps the author has conflated their academic pursuits with a touch of feline mischief. One can only imagine the unholy trinity of these characters at work: an aloof academic, a whiskered enigma, and perhaps a poison whose origin story is tangled in the dark annals of academia. Who knew higher education could get so… toxic? Published in the illustrious year of 2010 by the venerable Penguin – you know, the one with the tuxedoed birds that somehow manage to look dapper even while waddling – this work appears to straddle the boundaries between a cozy mystery and a cat lover’s diary. It’s like a warm cup of tea spiked with a hint of arsenic: comforting, yet with a twist that leaves you both intrigued and slightly apprehensive about the next sip. Leann Sweeney, whose name evokes quaint images of a Sunday afternoon tea party gone awry, crafts a narrative that invites readers into a world where academia meets the absurd. Picture it: a professor, likely sporting tweed and a somewhat bewildered expression, conjures theories from the depths of his mind while a cat, undoubtedly a bit of a diva, lounges nearby, judging every syllable uttered. And the poison? Well, it might just be the secret ingredient in the professor’s latest experiment or an unfortunate accident involving the aforementioned feline. Either way, one can’t help but wonder what sort of chaos unfolds when these elements collide. As you turn the pages, prepare yourself for a delightful concoction of quirky characters, intellectual banter, and potentially lethal misunderstandings. The reader is led through a labyrinth of mischief and mayhem, where the stakes are as high as a cat’s aspirations to knock things off tables. What’s the worst that could happen? A scholarly debate gone wrong? A cat who may or may not have a vested interest in the proceedings? The possibilities are delightfully endless! And then there’s the titular cat – a creature so steeped in mystery and potential malice, it could very well be a symbol for all that is left unsaid in academia. One can’t help but imagine this feline as a sage, imparting wisdom with a flick of its tail while simultaneously plotting world domination or, at the very least, the perfect napping spot. Is it merely a pet, or is it the real mastermind behind the chaos? You’ll have to read to unravel that yarn. Condition: Used, of course, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Expect the pages to have a slight curl, possibly due to the numerous times they’ve been perused by those who share a deep affection for both cats and chaos. It might have a bit of that “lived-in” charm – a well-worn spine that whispers tales of other readers’ adventures and perhaps a coffee ring or two, suggesting that they, too, were enticed to read this literary concoction over their morning brew. It’s like finding a second-hand treasure at a flea market, only this treasure also comes with the scent of intrigue and the slight possibility of cat hair. In summary, “The Cat, The Professor and the Poison” promises an experience that is more than just a book; it’s a quirky romp through a world where intellect meets feline whimsy, leaving readers questioning everything from the morality of academia to the dietary habits of cats. So grab your cup of tea, settle into your reading nook, and prepare for what might just be a mystery as tangled as the yarn that cat surely possesses. All this delightful absurdity awaits you, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where second-hand tales find their way back into the hearts of the curious and the bemused. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1967/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/THe-Cat-The-Professor-And-The-Poison-2021.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780451229809 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1965 Family by Pa Chin Ah, "Family" by Pa Chin, a title that strikes an immediate chord with anyone who’s ever had to endure a holiday dinner with relatives who discuss politics like it’s an Olympic sport. Published in the illustrious year of 1972 by the venerable Doubleday, this book promises to explore familial bonds and societal expectations—perhaps through a kaleidoscope of awkwardness that only a sprawling clan can bring. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to navigate the emotional minefield that is family life, this could be just the book to help you feel less alone in your agony. Picture this: a carefully curated collection of characters that could very well be your own relatives, complete with their unique quirks and inexplicable habits. You might find a chain-smoking aunt with unsolicited advice and a cousin who communicates solely through obscure memes. One can imagine Pa Chin, pen poised, smirking at the thought of how relatable these characters will be to modern readers, who might find that some things never truly change—like the uncanny ability of family to bring both joy and existential dread all in the same breath. As you leaf through the pages, you may catch glimmers of the ’70s aesthetic, an era when families had freshly minted hairstyles and bell-bottoms that could double as parachutes in a pinch. There’s something endearingly absurd about reading a book from a time when conversations about family dynamics might have felt revolutionary, only for us to discover that we’re still grappling with the same issues a half-century later. In a way, it’s as if Pa Chin has gifted us an ironic time capsule, allowing us to reflect on how far we’ve come—and how little we’ve actually progressed. Prepare yourself for a journey that will make you contemplate the nature of loyalty, love, and the art of passive-aggressiveness. Does this family uphold traditions or provoke chaos? Does it offer support or instigate rivalry? With each chapter serving as a mirror reflecting your own familial experiences, you might find yourself nodding along knowingly, perhaps even chuckling at the absurdity of it all. This book may well be the perfect companion for those bleak Sunday afternoons when you’re contemplating your own life choices while staring into the abyss of your latest family group chat. And what of the writing itself? One can only imagine Pa Chin wielding his pen like a sword, cutting through the fluffy niceties to expose the raw, often messy reality of family life. The dialogues may be just as explosive as a Sunday roast gone awry, chock-full of wit and poignancy. It’s the sort of prose that, much like a family gathering, could lead to both laughter and tears, often in equal measure and sometimes simultaneously. You might even find yourself chuckling as you read, thinking how fitting it is that the book was released in a decade renowned for its cultural upheaval. Condition: Used, naturally, because where’s the fun in perfection? This book may bear the marks of its previous owners—perhaps a coffee stain from a long-forgotten family brunch or a dog-eared page marking the moment a reader had an epiphany about their own family dynamics. These little imperfections add character, making it the perfect conversation starter for when you invite friends over, or perhaps an excellent tool for deflecting questions about your own family situation. In summary, "Family" by Pa Chin provides a hilariously insightful look into the tapestry of familial relationships that are as intricate and tangled as the actual fibers of your grandmother’s knitting project. Consider it a humorous yet poignant exploration of what binds us together and what drives us apart. After all, who wouldn’t want to navigate the choppy waters of family life with a trusted guide such as this? So, grab a cup of tea, settle into your favorite armchair, and brace yourself for an experience that might just feel all too familiar, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1965/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Family-2021.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Doubleday 9780881333732 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1964 Death of a Politician by Richard Condon In a world that often feels like a circus, complete with jugglers, acrobats, and the occasional lion tamer, Richard Condon’s 1979 satire, "Death of a Politician," invites you to take a front-row seat. A veritable pièce de résistance in the genre of political absurdity—think of it as a farcical ballet where the dancers are all wearing clown shoes—this book is sure to tickle your fancy, even if your sense of humor is rather twisted. Condon, known for his sharp wit and penchant for the improbable, explores the murky waters of power and corruption, but let’s not kid ourselves: he’s probably just as bewildered by it all as we are. Picture this: a plot so intricate it rivals the tangled cords behind your television set. The characters are as colorful as a bag of skittles, each with a backstory that could fill a novel of its own—if only anyone had the time to read them. It’s not so much a story as it is a witty commentary on the absurdity of political machinations; you might not know who’s running the show, but you can bet it’s someone with a questionable moral compass and a penchant for fine dining. The book promises a delightful romp through the labyrinthine corridors of power, where backroom deals are made over canapés, and alliances are as solid as a soap bubble. As you flip through the pages, expect a cast of characters that would make even the most seasoned soap opera fan raise an eyebrow. This isn’t just a story about a politician meeting an untimely end; it’s a riotous tapestry woven together with threads of intrigue, betrayal, and just a dash of existential dread. Some may argue that the book serves as a cautionary tale for today’s political landscape, while others might simply marvel at Condon’s uncanny ability to predict the future from the comfort of a typewriter. Either way, it’s a laugh-out-loud experience that may leave you questioning your own sanity—or at least your political affiliations. The writing style is as sharp as a tack, leaving you feeling clever for understanding even a fraction of the nuanced commentary. Condon doesn’t just throw words at you; he hurls them with the force of a catapult, challenging you to keep up. Every line is laden with irony, eliciting chuckles, eye-rolls, and the occasional gasp of recognition. In a way, it reads like an extended monologue from your eccentric uncle who still can’t let go of his college days—confused but utterly enchanting. But wait, it gets even better! Let’s look at some of the charmingly chaotic aspects of this literary treasure: Characters that could easily star in their own reality show, if only they knew how to operate a smartphone. Plot twists thicker than your grandmother’s gravy—prepare for some serious whiplash. Dialogue that crackles with wit, reminiscent of those late-night debates you wish you hadn’t attended. A cynical, yet oddly comforting worldview that might just inspire you to rethink your career choices. Occasional tangents that feel like delightful detours down a road less travelled—who knew politics could be so… scenic? Condition: Used, but in a way that almost feels nostalgic—like the comfy old armchair in your grandparent’s living room that tells tales of dinners long past. It bears the delightful wear-and-tear of numerous readings, with dog-eared pages and a spine that somewhat resembles the politicians it satirizes: slightly crooked but still standing strong. You may even find the occasional note from a previous reader, adding to its charm and providing unsolicited commentary on life choices that are, frankly, none of your business. So whether you’re in the mood for a laugh, a cringe, or a brief existential crisis, "Death of a Politician" promises to deliver it all in spades. After all, who doesn’t love a bit of dark humor wrapped in the shenanigans of the political elite? Head on over to Crappy Old Books and add this quirky gem to your collection before it disappears into the abyss of forgotten literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1964/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Death-of-a-Politician-2021.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine 9780345283269 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1963 Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and Other Tales by Robert Louis Stevenson Imagine, if you will, a world where good and evil are not just philosophical concepts to toss around at dinner parties, but rather the very fabric of one man’s existence. "Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and Other Tales" by Robert Louis Stevenson, initially published in 1886 and now re-released in the musty charm of 1972 by Everyman, serves as a delightful reminder that even a distinguished Victorian gentleman can have a penchant for unseemly transformations after a few too many gin and tonics. This tome not only introduces the rather tumultuous relationship between the mild-mannered Dr Jekyll and his diabolical alter ego Mr Hyde but also offers a smorgasbord of supplemental stories that will leave you questioning your own moral compass—if, indeed, you can find it amid the dust bunnies lurking in the corners of your reading nook. What does one expect from a collection that carries such duality in its very title? On one hand, we have the respectable Dr Jekyll, a man so committed to the pursuit of scientific discovery that he’s willing to toy with the delicate balance of human nature. On the other hand, there’s Mr Hyde, an embodiment of the darker impulses we all prefer to keep tucked away in the proverbial closet—until the wine flows freely and the night turns young. This book is a gentle poke in the ribs, reminding us that we may all have a little Hyde waiting to emerge, especially during those awkward family gatherings. But wait, there’s more! The "Other Tales" portion of the title is a mysterious invitation, hinting at hidden gems or perhaps an odd assortment of Stevenson’s less popular works. Will you find a story about a man who turned into a badger? Perhaps a tale of a sailor who accidentally sails to an alternate dimension ruled by sentient tea? You could only venture a guess. The only certainty is that every page turned brings the potential for surprise—a bit like your last attempt at baking sourdough bread, but with slightly fewer disasters and a more literary flavor. Now, let us address the fact that this copy is used. Yes, it has been thumbed through by hands both trembling with excitement and perhaps slightly greasy from a clandestine midnight snack. You may even notice the occasional smudge, aged paper, or a note scrawled in the margins that adds a certain je ne sais quoi. It’s as if the book carries the breath of its previous owners, each with their own peculiarities and musings, whispering secrets of a bygone era. Condition: The pages exhibit a delightful patina of age, with a smattering of dog-eared corners and perhaps a coffee stain or two that could spark a debate about whether it was a literary accident or a conscious choice to add character. The spine, though slightly worn, bears the marks of joy and contemplation, a testament to countless nights spent wrestling with the complexities of humanity. In short, this book is as charmingly imperfect as the people who have loved it before you. Should you wish to embark on this literary expedition, it’s imperative to arm yourself with an appropriate cup of tea, a cozy blanket, and a dash of existential dread. You’ll never look at your next cup of Earl Grey the same way again after pondering the duality of man, or the way Mr Hyde might relish in a cheeky biscuit while stepping over the moral boundaries that society has laid down like so many picket fences. So, if you’re looking for a book that challenges your perceptions, tickles your fancy, and provides the occasional existential crisis, look no further. Grab your copy of "Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and Other Tales," as sold by Crappy Old Books, and prepare to traverse the labyrinth of morality. Just remember: no matter how many pages you flip, Mr Hyde is always lurking, ready to pounce when you least expect it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1963/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Dr-Jekyll-and-Mr-Hyde-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Everyman no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1962 A Flag on the Island by VS Naipaul Perhaps you’ve stumbled upon this intriguing tome, "A Flag on the Island," by the illustrious VS Naipaul, a writer who, in his time, had a knack for poking the proverbial bear of post-colonial identity. Published in 1975 by Penguin—yes, the same fine purveyor of whimsical literary delights that has graced our bookshelves with everything from the absurd to the profound—this volume might just make you question why you ever turned down that invitation to the island party last summer. In these pages, you might find a collection of stories that flutter about like an old flag in a brisk wind, capturing the essence of human experience while navigating the reefs of cultural dislocation. Naipaul, known for his incisive wit and a penchant for the uncomfortable, brings forth characters who may remind you of that uncle who insists on telling you his travel stories while you try to enjoy your dinner. There’s a good chance that after reading this, you’ll never look at an island the same way again—unless, of course, you live on one, in which case, you’ll probably be nodding along in despair. Some may say this book is a meditation on identity, a quest for understanding, or perhaps just an excuse for Naipaul to complain about everything from sandflies to the existential dread of island living. The beauty of Naipaul’s prose lies in its ability to make you ponder life’s great mysteries while simultaneously considering the practicalities of whether to pack your flip-flops or your hiking boots. Is it a manifesto? A travelogue? A gentle nudge towards self-reflection? Who’s to say? Perhaps it’s all of the above, wrapped up in a cover that looks like it’s seen too many rainy days on the beach. As you flip through these pages, do keep an eye out for the peculiar charm that often emerges from Naipaul’s narratives. It’s a bit like finding an unexpected seashell while strolling along the shore—at first, it’s just a lump of sand, but with a little polish (or in this case, introspection), it transforms into something quite remarkable. So, prepare yourself for a literary jaunt that may lead you to question the very fabric of your existence or, at the very least, your choice of vacation destination. Now, let’s discuss the finer details—because what would a second-hand book focus be without a hearty dose of irony? Unlike pristine editions that reside daintily on dust-free shelves, this copy of "A Flag on the Island" has clearly been on a few adventures of its own. With a few dog-eared corners and a spine that’s been cracked more than the average beach umbrella, it holds stories of its encounters, perhaps even with a particularly enthusiastic reader who couldn’t resist the lure of Naipaul’s prose. Condition: Used. This book is an exquisite example of wear and tear, as if it has lived its own life parallel to the narratives it holds. Expect a smattering of coffee stains, a few yellowed pages that bear witness to long past conversations, and a spine that gives a small creak—like a house settling in for the night. It may not be a flawless specimen, but isn’t that what makes it charming? Each imperfection adds character, much like a well-loved island that has seen its fair share of storms. If you’re in the market for an exploration of identity through the lens of someone who might just be as confused as you are about your own, "A Flag on the Island" is waiting to be added to your collection. It’s a book for those who enjoy pondering the complexities of life while simultaneously rolling their eyes at the very absurdity of it all. So, grab your worn-out flip-flops and settle down with this literary relic, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the second-hand gems shine with a peculiar glow that only time and experience can bestow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1962/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/A-Flag-on-the-Island-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140029390 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1958 The Tale of Jemima Puddle Duck by Beatrix Potter In a universe overflowing with anthropomorphic animals and whimsical woodland escapades, one particular duck dares to be different. Enter Jemima Puddle Duck, a feathered creature who, in 1994, seemingly decided that traditional duckdom was far too mundane for her taste. Crafted by the legendary Beatrix Potter, this edition published by Bloomsbury Books is a delightful mishmash of fowl plans and slightly dubious intentions, all wrapped up in a rather charming package that might just be the perfect antidote to your mundane adulting life. Our plucky protagonist is all about that elusive quest for independence. Tired of the mundane life dictated by the farmyard, Jemima’s dreams of a cozy nest are thwarted by the overly attentive farmer’s wife. One might wonder if this tale serves as an early warning against the perils of domesticity or a gentle nudge towards self-empowerment—though no one would blame you for reading it purely for the absurdity of a duck wearing a bonnet. Either way, it’s an adventure that is both quirkily charming and slightly alarming in its implications. Set in a world where animals have more common sense than the humans who tend to them, Jemima’s escapades lead her to a rather dubious fox, whose intentions are as questionable as a second-hand book with a questionable provenance. What could possibly go wrong when a trusting duck meets a cunning predator? Only time—and a few pages—will tell. This delightful tension, much like the contrast between a tea party and a mud fight, is what gives Potter’s narrative its uniquely British flavour. But wait, it gets even more peculiar! The artwork throughout serves not just as a visual treat but as a reminder that we are, indeed, reading a book designed for children—albeit with a side order of irony that adults may find all too relatable. With each turn of the page, you’ll find yourself oscillating between nostalgia for childhood innocence and the existential dread of adult life. Perhaps you’ll even find yourself questioning your own choices, like whether or not you should have invested in that trendy avocado toast instead of this curious tome. This edition, a rather well-loved example from Crappy Old Books, comes with all the charm of an item that has a history. Expect the odd dog-eared page, a faint whiff of nostalgia, and possibly a mysterious stain that might just add character—or entirely derail your reading experience. Who knows where this book has been? It may have accompanied a child on their first reading adventure or perhaps found itself in the hands of an overly serious adult seeking solace in whimsical tales. Condition: Used; it has seen better days but retains a certain charm that is only found in second-hand literature. The cover may bear the marks of countless bedtime readings, and the pages might be tinged with the fingerprints of its previous owners—or perhaps the remnants of a long-forgotten biscuit. You won’t find any pristine, untouched pages here, but what you will find is authenticity, a sprinkle of nostalgia, and stories that have a tendency to age like fine wine—albeit a rather questionable bottle left open for too long. As you traverse through the twists and turns of Jemima’s escapades, remember that this isn’t just a story about a duck; it’s an exploration of desire, autonomy, and the sometimes-comical absurdity of life itself. So, grab a cup of tea (or a glass of something stronger) and lose yourself in a world where the rules of reality are as flexible as a duck in a bonnet. And, if you find yourself feeling a little too inspired, take a moment to reflect—after all, life is as unpredictable as a duck setting out on her own. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of whimsical history from Crappy Old Books—where the only thing more charming than the titles are the little quirks that come with them! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1958/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Tale-of-Jemina-Pddle-Duck-2021.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury Books 9780749821180 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1957 The Tale of Samuel Whiskers by Beatrix Potter Once upon a time in a quaint, overly idyllic world where anthropomorphic animals indulge in the most peculiar pastimes, Beatrix Potter summoned forth a character that could only be described as a furry antihero of sorts: Samuel Whiskers. This delightful tale—originally penned with a quill dipped in whimsy and possibly a hint of mischief—takes readers on a journey that is as charming as it is mischievous. Set against a backdrop of rustic charm that practically oozes innocence, Samuel Whiskers is a cat with dreams far grander than merely napping in sunbeams or chasing tail. His aspirations, however, are as questionable as a cat’s ability to resist a laser pointer. This tome captures a feline filled with aspirations and questionable ethics, leading us through a series of events that are as unpredictable as a toddler’s nap schedule. Forget what you thought you knew about cat breeding; Samuel is not your average tabby. In the world of Potter, our whiskered protagonist concocts plans that would make even the cleverest mouse raise an eyebrow—if mice had eyebrows, that is. His escapades involve a motley crew of characters, including various rodents who, let’s be honest, are probably not the most sensible allies for a cat with delusions of grandeur. This cavalcade of critters navigates a veritable minefield of domesticity, where the stakes are as high as the catnip plants in a well-to-do gardener’s backyard. What makes this story so delightfully ironic is the juxtaposition of the innocent illustrations with the rather alarming undertones of cat-and-mouse dynamics. You might find yourself chuckling unapologetically while pondering the ethics of feline ambition. Can we truly condone Samuel’s exploits? Or are we merely enchanted by his devil-may-care attitude and charming demeanor? Questions for philosophers, perhaps, but readers will find themselves enraptured nonetheless. As you embark on this journey with Samuel Whiskers, prepare to encounter a world where the lines between predator and prey blur faster than a cat can bat a ball of yarn. Each page is filled with whimsical illustrations that may or may not be hiding deeper existential crises lurking beneath the surface. What does it mean to be a cat with aspirations? Will Samuel ever learn that ambition can lead to trouble, especially when you’re perpetually in pursuit of a snack that may or may not involve a chase? Delve into the psyche of a cat with aspirations—one paw at a time. Marvel at the charmingly ironic illustrations that may leave you questioning your love for cats. Gain insight into the often-overlooked emotional struggles of household pets. Consider the moral implications of whiskered ambitions on a global scale. Unravel the domestic dynamics seen through the eyes of a cat with questionable ethics. Condition: This second-hand treasure has been enjoyed by previous readers who may have left behind the scent of nostalgia mingled with mild disarray. Expect creased pages that tell tales of past adventures and a cover that has seen more than its fair share of coffee stains. It embodies a charming blend of well-loved and slightly battered—a bit like Samuel himself. Whether you’re a Potter aficionado or simply someone who enjoys a whimsical romp through the animal kingdom with a side of irreverent humor, “The Tale of Samuel Whiskers” promises to tickle your fancy and perhaps make you reconsider your views on the ambitious nature of our furry friends. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story, and every story has a history that may or may not be slightly dubious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1957/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/THe-Tale-of-Samuel-Whiskers-2021.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury Books 9781854712240 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1955 The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer The Canterbury Tales The Canterbury Tales stands conpsicuous among the great literry achievments of the Middle Ages. Told by a jovial procession of pilgrims, knight, priest, yeoman, miller or cook, as they ride towards the shrine of Thomas a Becket, they present a picture of a nation taking shape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1955/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Canterbury-Tales-2021.jpg 5.62 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140440225 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1954 The Girl in Blue by PG Wodehouse In the whimsical pages of "The Girl in Blue," we find ourselves swept into the absurdity of British society, where the stars of the show are neither the glamorous nor the utterly competent. Instead, we encounter a delightful concoction of charmingly hapless characters, each more inept than the last, fumbling through a plot that’s as tangled as a British summer’s afternoon. PG Wodehouse, that venerable bard of the British upper crust, has crafted yet another delightful romp through the rose-tinted lens of his post-war imagination, all while wearing a monocle and sipping Earl Grey. Published in 1971 by Sphere Books, this particular volume is a delightful specimen of a bygone era, when the phrase ’what ho!’ was still considered a legitimate greeting, and characters routinely mistook calamity for a well-deserved holiday. Expect to find the titular "girl in blue" – not to be confused with any ordinary damsel in distress – who instead possesses a knack for causing not just chaos, but sheer bewilderment among the men who foolishly attempt to win her affections. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well for the chaps, but it does end excellently for the reader. From the first page, readers are treated to Wodehouse’s signature style, which dances along the lines of erudition and slapstick, effortlessly flipping between the highbrow and the hilariously low. Characters gallivant through the pages with the agility of a drunken gazelle, while the plot meanders along like a lost sheep looking for home. It’s not so much a narrative as it is a delightful series of unfortunate events that somehow manage to remain charming and delightfully British. In this literary escapade, prepare yourself for an onslaught of hilariously forgettable but endearing characters, such as a bumbling aristocrat who can’t seem to remember which end of a golf club to hold, and a scheming butler with dreams of becoming an opera star. The plot twists like a pretzel in a funhouse mirror, as Wodehouse masterfully weaves together misunderstandings that would make even a Shakespearean fool blush with pride. As you navigate the capers and misadventures, you may find your understanding of romance forever altered. Wodehouse seems to suggest that love is not so much a noble pursuit as it is an elaborate game of ‘who can out-stumble whom’. The sheer ridiculousness of courtship in the upper echelons shines through, revealing that perhaps the true prize is not the girl in blue, but the myriad ways in which one can embarrass oneself in the pursuit of love. Condition: This delightful tome comes to you in used condition, which means it carries the delightful scent of nostalgia mixed with just a hint of mystery. Expect pages that are slightly yellowed, perhaps with a few errant coffee stains – badges of honour from a life well-lived. The cover, though slightly worn, still retains a charm that will give you the air of a seasoned bibliophile. And don’t worry about dog-ears; they simply add character to the book’s already eccentric personality. As you plunge into the eccentricity of Wodehouse’s world, take solace in the fact that you’re not just reading a book – you’re embarking on a journey through the often perplexing but always amusing landscape of human relationships. If you find yourself laughing out loud or shaking your head in disbelief, don’t worry; it’s all part of the charm of “The Girl in Blue.” So, if you’re ready to embrace the delightful chaos that life has to offer, look no further. Grab your own copy of this delightfully used edition from Crappy Old Books – where every book is a chance to experience the glorious imperfections of literature, one laugh at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1954/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Girl-in-Blue-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1952 Second Stage Lensman by EE Doc Smith Second Stage Lensman. Galactic undercover agent. Kim Kinnison, Number One man of his time, had faced challenges before, but rarely one as daunting as this. To him fell the perilus task of infiltrating the inner circle of Boskone, stronghold of galactic civilization's most deadly foe. This book is all there but the spine s sighlty unglued and the block of pages 213 to the end is loose, but all it needs is a bit of glue and it is quite repairable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1952/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Second-Stage-Lensman-2021.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1950 A History of Modern France by Alfed Cobban In a world where the baguette reigns supreme and the Eiffel Tower seems to watch over its citizens with a mix of pride and bemusement, "A History of Modern France" by Alfred Cobban is the literary equivalent of a well-aged Camembert—slightly pungent, rather complex, and undeniably memorable. Published in 1965 by Pelican, a name that may evoke images of waddling waterfowl, this tome is not quite the featherweight you’d expect from your average book about French history. No, Cobban invites you to strap on your intellectual beret and embark on a riveting journey through the cobbled streets of modern French political upheaval, cultural revolutions, and, let’s be honest, a fair amount of existential dread. Picture it: France, the land of croissants and fervid debates about the meaning of life, and Cobban, your tour guide through the tumultuous terrain of revolutions, reforms, and the occasional societal melodrama. As we flip through the pages, we can almost hear the distant echoes of “Liberté, égalité, fraternité,” punctuated by the sound of someone ordering a café au lait with an air of superiority. In this engaging chronicle, Cobban manages to squeeze several centuries of complexity into a delightful narrative, all while navigating the treacherous waters of nuanced historical context with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof. But what can one expect from a book that straddles the line between scholarly rigor and the sheer delight of reading? Here’s a brief taste of what awaits you: A riveting account of the French Revolution, filled with enough plots and subplots to rival any soap opera. Insightful musings on the role of intellectuals—because who wouldn’t want to know what Voltaire and Rousseau were really up to in their spare time? A peek into the dark alleys of the Third Republic—yes, we’re talking about the political shenanigans that would make today’s scandals appear as innocent as a puppy playing with a ball of yarn. Reflections on the impact of world wars that left France reeling, all while trying to maintain a façade of sophistication. Endless footnotes that could easily double as a game of historical trivia. As you leaf through this extraordinary book, you might find yourself questioning not only the events that shaped France, but also the very fabric of reality itself. Did Napoleon really have a thing for hats, or was it just a clever marketing ploy? And speaking of marketing, isn’t it ironic that a book about France could end up in a second-hand shop like Crappy Old Books, just waiting for someone with a penchant for irony and a hint of curiosity? Condition: You might not find this book on the pristine shelves of a posh bookstore, as it has seen its fair share of tea spills and possibly even existential crises. Its pages are dog-eared and yellowed with the wisdom of ages, each crease a testament to the many readers who have traversed its lines and perhaps contemplated their own life choices. Still, this worn gem is perfectly suited for anyone who appreciates the charm of antiquity and the allure of a slightly weathered narrative that hasn’t lost its pizazz. So, dust off your reading glasses and prepare for an intellectual challenge. Whether you’re a history buff, a Francophile, or simply someone who enjoys witty commentary on the absurdities of life, Alfred Cobban’s "A History of Modern France" is not just a book; it’s an experience. Just remember to keep your wits about you and perhaps a glass of wine close at hand, for you never know when the spirit of 1789 might just sweep you off your feet—metaphorically speaking, of course. Welcome to the world of Crappy Old Books, where the treasures of yesteryear await your discerning eye. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1950/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/A-History-of-Modern-France-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1949 Wordsworth - Collection Bilingue by L Cazamian Welcome to the whimsical world of “Wordsworth - Collection Bilingue,” a 1964 edition that promises to whisk you away to a land where poetry meets the peculiarities of bilingual confusion. Authored by the enigmatic L. Cazamian, this text is not merely a collection of verse but rather a labyrinthine exploration of language, where the very act of reading feels like an interpretive dance between two tongues. If you’ve ever wondered what William Wordsworth might sound like after a couple of strong cups of tea and a mild existential crisis, then you’re in for a treat. Poems with French translations, page by page and a French indroduction. This is a French book that translates Wordsworth’s works. The publishers, Chantenay, have outdone themselves with this curious tome, packing it full of what could only be described as “delightfully esoteric” poetry. Picture an assembly of Wordsworth’s best works, elegantly juxtaposed with their French translations, as if to remind us that no matter which language you choose, the beauty of nature and human sentiment is utterly universal—unless, of course, you’re still trying to figure out why ‘daffodils’ translates to ‘narcisses.’ In that case, good luck! Inside these pages, you’ll find not just poems but an invitation to ponder the profound and the absurd. Cazamian’s genius lies in the way he plays with words, inviting you to reflect on the nuances of translation and the delightful misunderstandings that come with it. Can you truly capture the essence of ‘I wandered lonely as a cloud’ in another language? Or will it forever remain an elusive butterfly, fluttering just out of reach? With this collection, you may find yourself asking more questions than the poems themselves answer. Imagine hosting a literary soirée where you recite Wordsworth’s eloquent musings in both English and French—while your guests sip overly pretentious wine and nod with the seriousness of seasoned philosophers. Not only will you appear cultured, but you may also inadvertently start a heated debate about the merits of literal versus poetic translation. Will it be ‘la beauté de la nature’ or simply ‘that thing outside’? Only time (and perhaps a few glasses of Merlot) will tell. As you flip through the pages, you may stumble upon peculiar illustrations that seem to exist only as a fruitless endeavor in mingling art with poetry. These visual distractions are as charmingly outdated as the turtlenecks and berets you might expect to see on the cover of a 1960s French literary magazine. Each illustration is a reminder that while language may evolve, the confusion that often accompanies it remains a steadfast companion. Condition: This book is used, and let us assure you that it wears its age like a well-loved cardigan. Expect dog-eared pages, scattered notes from a previous owner who may or may not have been a Francophile, and the faint scent of nostalgia that wafts from the pages. It is the kind of condition that says, “I’ve been read, loved, and perhaps even cried over, but I’m still here, ready for another adventure!” A few coffee stains add an extra layer of character, leaving one to wonder if a previous reader found solace in Cazamian’s words during an especially turbulent afternoon. Whether you are a lover of poetry, an aspiring linguist, or simply someone looking to impress friends with your eclectic bookshelf, “Wordsworth - Collection Bilingue” holds a unique charm that cannot be replicated. It’s a book that might not change your life but will certainly spark conversations about the beauty and absurdity of language—and, let’s face it, isn’t that what we’re all really after anyway? Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story, even if that story is mostly about how it got a bit battered along the way. Embrace the quirks, the irony, and the sheer randomness of this bilingual adventure, and you may just find yourself falling in love with Wordsworth all over again—no matter what language you speak. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1949/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Wordsworth-2021.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chantenay no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1948 Death of an Expert Witness by PD James In the illustrious annals of literary history, the year 1981 was a veritable cornucopia of cultural phenomena: the launch of MTV, the release of some rather peculiar sci-fi films, and the publication of this rather whimsically titled tome, "Death of an Expert Witness." One can only wonder if PD James had anticipated that in the age of rapidly evolving technology, her work would still be conferred the status of ’expert’ in the realm of crime fiction, even as she subverts the very concept of expertise with the untimely demise of said witness. Ah, irony, thy name is literature! Picture the scene: a collection of characters, all utterly convinced of their own intellectual acumen, find themselves ensnared in a web of murder, mayhem, and, dare we say, miscommunication. One can only imagine the ensuing chaos when an expert witness, presumably possessing an encyclopedic knowledge of all things criminal, finds themselves in a rather permanent state of silence. Did they forget to read the fine print on their witness agreement? Or was it, perhaps, just another case of ‘the expert who knew too much’? As you meander through the pages, you may find yourself pondering if the true expertise lies in the author’s ability to craft a narrative that manages to be both engaging and mildly confounding. The plot whirls like a teapot on an overly ambitious stove, combining the quintessential British elements of tea, tension, and a rather befuddling murder mystery. With the sharpest of wit and a keen eye for human folly, James weaves a tale that might just lead you to question the very notion of expertise. In a world where specialists abound, it seems the only real talent required is the ability to dodge responsibility when things go horribly awry. As the plot thickens, you might just find yourself wondering if the real crime is the amateurish way in which the remaining characters navigate their lives, or the fact that they continually seek validation from a now-deceased expert. This delightful volume also provides a veritable buffet of character archetypes, all of whom are romanced by the idea of being deeply insightful yet remain perpetually stumped by the obvious. In this ensemble cast, you will meet: The Skeptical Investigator, who has read every manual on crime-solving but still seems to misplace his glasses. The Overzealous Journalist, who believes that every twist in the tale is merely an excuse for a front-page headline. The Incredibly Unhelpful Assistant, whose sole purpose seems to be to leave the detective more perplexed than before. The Sinister Villain, who somehow manages to wander into the plot without anyone ever really noticing them lurking about. The Well-Meaning Bystander, who, despite their best efforts, only serves to complicate matters. As you traverse this labyrinthine narrative, you may come to understand that the title is a cheeky commentary on the fragility of knowledge and the precariousness of life itself—especially when one’s expertise is rendered moot by a rather sudden demise. PD James’ mastery lies not just in her ability to craft a compelling story, but in her uncanny knack for exposing the absurdity within the human condition. Condition: This copy is used, and thus imbued with the personality of its previous owners. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, mysterious coffee stains that seem to echo past reading sessions, and perhaps a note or two scribbled in the margins—an intellectual conversation with the book, if you will. It has clearly been loved and pondered over, perhaps during moments of existential dread or while waiting for a kettle to boil. Our friends at Crappy Old Books have ensured it retains all the charms of a well-loved mystery while bearing the noble scars of its journey through time. In conclusion, should you wish to explore the depths of human folly masked by the veneer of expertise, then look no further. "Death of an Expert Witness" is your ticket to a tale where the only thing truly certain is that nothing is ever as simple as it seems. Grab your copy today at Crappy Old Books and prepare for a reading experience that may just leave you questioning your own qualifications as a reader! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1948/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Death-of-an-Expert-Witness-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere Books 9780722150979 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1945 The Kon-Tiki Expedition by Thor Heyerdahl Ah, the 1950s—a decade marked by questionable fashion choices, an unhealthy obsession with nuclear power, and a peculiar fascination with explorers sailing on rafts made from balsa wood. Enter "The Kon-Tiki Expedition," a literary artifact penned by the audacious Thor Heyerdahl, who evidently believed that if you could float a boat, you might as well try to float a theory or two. This second-hand treasure is like the last slice of stale fruitcake at a holiday gathering: a little squished, but brimming with oddity and the lingering scent of adventure. This volume recounts the true story of Heyerdahl’s audacious journey across the Pacific Ocean on a raft named Kon-Tiki in a bid to prove that ancient South Americans could have settled in Polynesia. The book marries a touch of historical whimsy with a generous dollop of the impracticality that only someone with a penchant for danger—and perhaps a few questionable life choices—could muster. Imagine steering a floating wooden contraption with a sail while the ocean laughs at your attempts to look dignified. Grab your snorkel and a life vest; the waters of curiosity are murky but inviting! In these pages, you’ll discover the sheer absurdity of adventure mixed with science, as Heyerdahl grapples with both the mysteries of ancient civilizations and the nuances of nautical navigation. Perhaps you, too, will ponder profound questions like: Can a balsa raft really challenge the limits of marine biology? Or should one simply invest in a sturdy yacht? It’s a delightful conundrum that invites the reader to suspend disbelief and embrace the sheer silliness of it all. What’s more, this tome is packed with illustrations that brilliantly capture the essence of a time when all you needed for a good expedition was a sense of bravado and a questionable understanding of hydrodynamics. And let’s not forget the writing itself, which fluctuates between the poetic and the practical, akin to a seagull trying to land gracefully on a moving ship—charming, if not a bit wobbly. You might even find yourself chuckling at the notion that some people willingly chose to leave the comfort of land for the unpredictable embrace of the sea. But wait! There’s more! Inside this slightly battered volume, you’ll uncover a plethora of tangential musings that may or may not include—but are certainly not limited to: The philosophy behind “If it floats, it goes!” An in-depth analysis of fish as your new best friends at sea. Curiously vague references to ancient gods and their potential opinions on modern sailing. A few questionable nautical terms that could confuse even the most seasoned sailor. Heyerdahl’s personal reflections on the joys of sunburn and saltwater splash. Condition: This used copy comes with the gentle patina of well-loved pages, each one carrying the fingerprints of a previous owner who likely pondered the same absurdities and epiphanies. It may show signs of wear, perhaps a smudge or two, akin to the echoes of salty sea spray mingling with the aroma of mid-century cigarette smoke. Think of it as a trophy from a bygone era, a conversation starter that may just inspire you to follow in Heyerdahl’s wake—or at least get a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. So, if you’ve ever fancied embarking on a journey that requires only a wooden raft and a touch of reckless abandon (and maybe some sunblock), then "The Kon-Tiki Expedition" is your literary lifeboat. Grab it today from Crappy Old Books, where every shelf holds a story—and possibly a few soggy pages to boot! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1945/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Kon-Tiki-Expedition-2021.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1944 Primary Target by Marilyn Wallace In a world teetering on the edge of absurdity—where neon leg warmers clash with serious espionage—Marilyn Wallace’s 1988 thriller, "Primary Target," drags readers into a maelstrom of misplaced ambition and international intrigue. Published by Bantam Books, this literary relic might just make you question whether you’re reading a spy novel or an elaborate episode of a forgotten Saturday morning cartoon. Spoiler alert: it’s both, and it’s glorious in its own baffling way. Set against the backdrop of a world that thought big hair was a good idea, Wallace intricately weaves an elaborate tapestry of suspense, danger, and the occasional awkward romantic overture. Our protagonist—whose name and motivations have likely faded into obscurity—embarks on a mission so convoluted that even the most dedicated plot-hunters might lose their way. Is it love? Is it betrayal? Or is it the author’s editorial notes that somehow made it into the final draft? The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you might need to flip back a few pages to remember what on Earth is happening. The book’s pages are filled with the kind of dramatic twists that might leave you both exhilarated and mildly confused. Imagine a world where secret agents communicate via interpretive dance, or where the fate of nations hinges on a high-stakes game of charades. The sheer audacity of the scenarios might make you wish someone had nominated Wallace for an award in “Best Use of Far-Fetched Plot Devices.” But what truly elevates "Primary Target" from a mere spy thriller to a delightful piece of literary curiosity is the author’s knack for character names that could only have been conceived in a dream fueled by caffeine and 80s pop music. One can only assume that the villain’s lair is equipped with both nefarious gadgets and a karaoke machine, providing ample opportunities for villainous soliloquies sung to the tune of “Take On Me.” As you navigate the plot twists and turns, be sure to keep an eye out for the delectable side characters, who are as memorable as a fever dream. From the double agent who spends more time in the local café than in the field to the tech whiz who accidentally invents a toaster that doubles as a surveillance device, the ensemble is nothing short of a strange and wonderful circus. You may find yourself wondering how the author managed to cram so many quirks into a single volume without losing her mind—though one suspects she might have had a few close encounters with that particular fate. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, much like the fashion choices of the late 80s. The spine is a little creaky, and the cover has more dog ears than a Labrador convention. Yet, it possesses an undeniable charm, as if it has been lovingly thumbed through by countless readers seeking adventure and questionable choices in literature. The yellowed pages carry the faint scent of nostalgia, and perhaps a hint of hairspray, giving you a sensory experience that transcends the mere act of reading. In a society where the term "primary target" could refer to anything from a covert operation to the latest supermarket sale, Wallace’s work is a refreshing reminder that sometimes, the real crime is taking life too seriously. This book is a testament to the era of neon dreams and VHS tapes, an ode to the chaos that was the 80s, and a delightful find for anyone with an appreciation for the wonderfully weird. So, if you fancy yourself an amateur sleuth of literary oddities or simply wish to relive the glory days of espionage with a side of kitsch, "Primary Target" awaits you. Grab this quirky treasure from Crappy Old Books and prepare to embark on a journey you’ll never quite fully understand but will enjoy nonetheless. After all, who doesn’t want a little mystery with their mystery? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1944/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Primary-Target-2021.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553273427 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1943 The Mendoza Manuscript by Nick Carter In the dizzying realm of 1980s literary excess, where the hair was high and the plots were thicker than a pub’s finest ale, we find ourselves staring into the peculiar abyss of "The Mendoza Manuscript" by the ever-intriguing Nick Carter. With a title that sounds like it could either be a lost Da Vinci painting or a rather disappointing Spanish holiday rental, this tome promises more twists than a pretzel factory and more intrigue than a family dinner at the in-laws. Published by Ace Charter Books, a name that evokes dreams of adventure and slight regret, this literary creation dives headfirst into the mystique of lost manuscripts, a subject that has been known to excite scholars, rogue historians, and the occasional treasure hunter who’s just a bit too keen on their Indiana Jones fantasy. Carter, who is less a household name and more a whispered legend among the bookish elite (usually in dimly lit corners of second-hand shops), seems to have taken a scholarly jaunt through the annals of historical fiction, only to emerge with a manuscript that may or may not contain actual facts. In the vein of books that teeter precariously between the absolutely ludicrous and the oddly profound, "The Mendoza Manuscript" showcases Carter’s unique ability to make readers question not only the narrative but also their life choices—like why they decided to spend their lunch break reading this instead of, say, doing their actual jobs. As you navigate through the pages, you might find yourself pondering existential questions such as, “Did my great-grandfather truly fight in the war, or did he simply claim to so he could avoid the dinner table?” But wait! There’s more! For those who fancy a mishmash of potential espionage, sweeping historical inaccuracies, and maybe even a dash of romance that feels more like a mild allergic reaction, this book is an absolute must-have. It pings around with the grace of a toddler on a sugar rush, making connections and correlations that would make even the most seasoned conspiracy theorist nod in cautious approval. Let’s not forget the stunning cover art that graced the 1982 edition, likely designed in a fit of whimsy and excessive caffeine consumption. The vivid colours clash spectacularly, much like the plot itself, guaranteeing that this book will stand out in any collection, whether you want it to or not. It’s practically screaming from the shelf, “Pick me! I’m likely to raise eyebrows and spark conversation!” Unraveled historical mysteries that may or may not exist. Characters that are more caricature than captivating. A plot that zigzags like a confused chicken on roller skates. Dialogue that could make even Shakespeare roll in his grave. Potentially useful for the next trivia night or, at the very least, as a doorstop. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it bears the scars of countless readers before you, each presumably as baffled as you will be. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (or maybe it’s tea, we can’t be sure), and a smell reminiscent of a library that might have seen better days, all of which only add to its charm. If you’re on the hunt for a book that promises to be as confusing as it is entertaining, look no further than "The Mendoza Manuscript." Just be prepared to question your own sanity as you flip through its pages, wondering how something so delightfully absurd got published in the first place. Perfect for anyone who appreciates kitschy literature and collectors of the bizarre, this book is just waiting for a new home amidst your other questionable literary choices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1943/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Mendoza-Manuscript-2021.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Charter Books 9780441524471 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1942 The Plague by Albert Camus The Plague. This empty town, white with dust, saturated with sea smells, loud with the howl of the wind. The townspeople of Oran are in the grip of a deadly plague, which spread from rats and now condemns its human victims to a swift and horrifying death. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1942/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Plague-2021.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1941 Unnatural Death - Confessions of a Medical Examiner by Michael M Baden In a world where the macabre is often brushed under the carpet—or at least hidden away in the dusty corners of our consciousness—Michael M. Baden emerges with a peculiar flourish to take us on an anatomical journey through the oddities of life and the even odder mysteries of death. “Unnatural Death - Confessions of a Medical Examiner” promises not merely to inform, but to entertain and, if you’re lucky, to provoke an existential crisis or two. Who knew that the sweet scent of formaldehyde could inspire such lively prose? Includes the appointment card of a orthopaedic surgeon for 8.7.96 at 10.30am in North Haban Avenue, Tampa, Florida. Published in the heart of the 1990s—an era when grunge music was still a thing and everyone was unironically obsessed with their Tamagotchis—Baden’s work invites readers into the slightly grim but undeniably fascinating world of forensic science. With a title that hints at a scandalous affair between life and death, one can’t help but wonder: what confessions could a medical examiner possibly have? Spoiler alert: they’re not the kind you’d share over a pint at the local pub. Baden, with the flair of a Victorian gentleman sporting a monocle, explores the unsavoury details behind cases that would make even the most hardened crime novel aficionado shudder. As we meander through his tales, expect a delightful blend of dry wit and dark humour that could make you snort your tea out of your nose—or at least raise a quizzical eyebrow. After all, it takes a special brand of intellect and gallows humour to dissect the very nature of mortality while keeping the reader on the edge of their seat. Readers will be treated to a veritable buffet of morbid curiosities, with Baden serving up anecdotes that range from the bizarre to the downright perplexing. Each confession is presented with a mix of gravitas and irreverence that only a seasoned medical examiner could muster. You’ll find yourself wondering how a single book could encompass such a broad spectrum of deathly delights, from the downright ridiculous to the chillingly profound. Among the many revelations sprinkled delightfully throughout the chapters, you might encounter: The surprising number of ways one can meet an untimely end—and no, running with scissors isn’t the only way. A behind-the-scenes look at how the uninitiated might handle a career in forensic pathology (hint: it involves a strong stomach and an even stronger will). Confessions that may lead you to rethink your next weekend jaunt to the countryside—because who knew that rural tranquillity could be so rife with unnatural demise? Insights into the comprehensive investigation process that could make even Sherlock Holmes reconsider his methods. Humorous reflections on the quirks of human behaviour when faced with the reality of death, guaranteed to leave you both chuckling and pondering. Condition: This particular copy of "Unnatural Death" has seen better days, much like the unfortunate souls Baden writes about. Expect yellowed pages, the distinct aroma of ‘previously loved’ bookshops, and perhaps a few errant coffee stains—each one a badge of character! The cover, while somewhat worn and creased, still manages to retain the air of a tome that knows its worth, even if it may have been accidentally left in a damp corner of a library last summer. For those who dare to delve into the peculiarities of human existence—or for those merely looking to spice up their book collection with something a little different—Michael M. Baden’s “Unnatural Death” is your perfect companion. Just be prepared to answer some awkward questions from relatives at your next family gathering, especially if you happen to leave it lying around. Available from Crappy Old Books, where we cater to the quirks of the literary world, one haphazardly curated title at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1941/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Unnatural-Death-Confessions-of-a-Medical-Examiner-2021.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ivy Books 9780804105996 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1940 Europe Since Napoleon by David Thomson Ah, "Europe Since Napoleon," the literary equivalent of a well-worn armchair: comfortable enough to keep you occupied, but with the distinct potential for splinters. Enter the well-versed world of David Thomson, who seems intent on guiding us through the tumultuous landscape of European history post-Napoleon, all while serving up a side of irony that’s as thick as a London fog. Published in 1970 by Pelican, this tome is not merely a history book; it’s a passport to a time when people believed the world could be neatly categorized into before and after, a time when the only thing more confusing than European politics was the British tax code. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter a cavalcade of characters whose names are as formidable as their ambitions. From the iron-fisted leaders who thought they could reshape the continent with a flick of a quill to the ordinary citizens caught in the crossfire of revolutions and treaties, Thomson serves up a buffet of literary delights that will make you question your own place in the timeline of history. “What did I do today that was nearly as consequential as the Congress of Vienna?” you might ponder, while contemplating whether your choice of tea really does make a difference. With an authorial style that blends scholarly rigor with a dash of sardonic wit, Thomson sweeps us through pivotal events as if he’s conducting an orchestra, occasionally tripping over his own baton. Who knew that the intricacies of European alliances could be as convoluted as a family tree in a soap opera? You might find yourself laughing at moments that should be sobering, as the absurdity of human ambition comes to life in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that treaties could be as fragile as a soufflé? And let’s not forget the delightful subplots woven throughout—each more perplexing than the last. You’ll be introduced to the bureaucratic tangle of the European political scene, where one minute you’re discussing the merits of socialism and the next, you’re knee-deep in existential crises over a pastry. It’s a post-Napoleonic world where the only thing certain is that nothing is certain, and everyone seems to be pretending they know exactly what they’re talking about. Readers may find themselves pondering the following questions as they navigate this historical maze: Is it possible to have a revolution while still enjoying a spot of tea? What does it mean to be a citizen in a rapidly changing political landscape? Can one really trust a leader who wears shiny boots? How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb, or rather, to draft a treaty? What role does irony play in the great theatre of European politics? Condition: Used, and clearly well-loved, this copy of "Europe Since Napoleon" has seen more hands than a magician’s deck of cards. It’s adorned with the occasional coffee ring, and the margins are filled with annotations that may or may not have been contributed by a caffeinated history buff in a fit of existential dread. Each page is a reminder that history isn’t just written; it’s lived, and sometimes a bit messy. You might even stumble upon a note questioning why the Napoleonic Wars were referred to as “wars” and not “misunderstandings.” So, if you’re ready to grapple with a past that refuses to be neatly packaged, “Europe Since Napoleon” awaits your perusal. This book isn’t just a read; it’s an experience, a raucous road trip through a tumultuous landscape that will leave you chuckling and scratching your head in equal measure. Available at Crappy Old Books, this quirky historical excursion offers a delightful reminder that while Europe may have moved on from Napoleon, it certainly hasn’t moved on from the chaos he left behind. Get your copy today, and remember—history might just repeat itself, but it will do so with a laugh. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1940/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Europre-Since-Napoleon-2021.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican no GB Standard 6.05 GBP COB-1937 The Fanatic by Meyer Levin Ah, “The Fanatic” by Meyer Levin, a title that alone conjures up images of wild-eyed zealots brandishing pamphlets and tea-stained protest banners. Published in the esteemed year of 1965, a period renowned for its thrilling sociopolitical debates and groovy attire, you might expect this book to be a riveting exploration of unwavering enthusiasm. And yet, as many things from the Swinging Sixties, it’s probably more about the fervent clashes of human interaction than one may care to admit. Pocket Books, a publisher known for their no-frills approach to literature and a penchant for providing an outlet for unexpected authors, has done it again. They’ve plucked Levin from the ether of literary potential and presented us with a title that, like an oversized bell-bottom, stands out in a crowded bookshelf. But what lurks behind the cover? One can only speculate that the contents may not be suitable for the faint of heart—or for the mildly sane, for that matter. Now, let’s paint a picture of this book’s possible contents. “The Fanatic” might just be a deep dive into the psyche of individuals so dedicated to their principles that they would argue with a houseplant about photosynthesis. You can almost hear the fervor in their voices, passionately defending their beliefs as if their favorite biscuit brand were being threatened by a rival cookie conglomerate. You’ll find characters who likely shout at clouds, perhaps even engage in passionate debates over the merits of pineapple on pizza, all while managing to somehow justify their over-the-top antics with a side of shaky reasoning. Readers of “The Fanatic” could encounter a diverse collection of personalities, each more exaggerated than the last. Perhaps there’s a character who believes in the superiority of their obscure hobby, whether it be competitive knitting or interpretive dance performed exclusively to the works of obscure 19th-century poets. Who knows? They might even have a club dedicated to their bizarre obsession, complete with matching uniforms and a secret handshake that involves a surprisingly elaborate series of gestures. A manifesto for the overly passionate and the conveniently misguided. Deliciously absurd characters that could provoke both laughter and bewilderment. A timeless exploration of how far one can take their convictions—particularly when it comes to tea preference. Unexpected plot twists that may or may not involve an intense rivalry in the realm of amateur bird-watching. A satirical commentary on society’s many, many fanatics, from the mundane to the truly eccentric. Condition: Used, which we assume means it has been lovingly handled by countless devoted readers, perhaps while they fervently debated the merits of the book in book clubs that definitely exist somewhere. A few creases here and there, like the wrinkles on a timeworn face, hinting at the wisdom and eccentricities that the pages have witnessed. The cover may show signs of wear, possibly from being thrust into the hands of unsuspecting friends or family members during impassioned rants about the merits of ‘fanaticism’ in our day-to-day lives. As you ponder the potential depths of Levin’s exploration of fervent ideologies, remember that reading “The Fanatic” is akin to attending a dinner party where the host is slightly unhinged but entirely charming. You might leave with more questions than answers, but you’ll surely have a story to tell—possibly about how you witnessed a vigorous debate between two friends over the merits of their preferred tea blends. So, if you fancy a book that embodies the spirit of its time—offering a humorous yet critical view of the human condition through the lens of extreme passion—“The Fanatic” might just be your next great find. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books and enter a world where zealotry reigns supreme, and sanity takes a backseat in the most entertaining way possible. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1937/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Fanatic-2021.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1935 The Street Musician by Paul Berna Ah, "The Street Musician," a title that conjures visions of dapper troubadours strumming their way through cobblestone streets, serenading pigeons and pedestrians alike. Published in 1967 by Puffin, this literary offering is sure to transport you back to a time when bell-bottoms were in vogue and the air was thick with the scent of free love—though perhaps the real fragrance wafting from these pages is more akin to that of a long-forgotten busker’s hat, stuffed with coins and stale dreams. Paul Berna, the enigmatic author, invites readers to plunge into a whimsical world where street corners become stages and the ordinary drudgery of life is interrupted by a raucous chorus of harmonicas, ukuleles, and other instruments that may or may not have been plucked from the depths of a dusty attic. One can only speculate that the characters within are as colorful as their melodies, perhaps a motley crew of eccentrics, each with their own peculiar backstory, woven together like the threads of a patchwork quilt made by a frustrated artist who secretly wishes they had taken up accounting instead. In a time when literature was keen to embrace the avant-garde, one must wonder if the prose in "The Street Musician" dances as sprightly as its title suggests or if it lumbers along like an out-of-tune busker desperately searching for the right chord. Will we be treated to lyrical passages that twirl and whirl like a waltzing couple at a village fête, or will we be stuck in a disjointed monologue that sounds more akin to a cat trapped in a bagpipe? The unanswered questions are as tantalizing as they are bewildering. This tome may well have been a children’s classic, but the whimsical nature of street performances has a way of tugging at the heartstrings of all ages. Perhaps Berna’s magnum opus serves as an ode to the art of improvisation, a heartfelt reminder that life is but a series of notes played out of tune, with the occasional cacophony serving to underscore our shared humanity. Or maybe it’s just a dramatic retelling of a busker’s unfortunate encounter with a rogue pigeon—who’s to say? As with all second-hand books, one must approach with cautious curiosity, ready to uncover the secrets of the book’s past. How many hands have clutched this copy? Was it once a cherished favourite of a budding musician or merely a passing curiosity picked up during a particularly dreary afternoon? Perhaps it was left behind in a café, where the smell of burnt toast and too-strong coffee mingled with dreams of grandeur. If only the pages could speak, they would regale us with tales of open mic nights and the eclectic collection of patrons who paused to listen—or were they merely waiting for their lattes? Condition: Used. Much like the street musician himself, this book bears the scars of its journey through time. The cover may show signs of wear, perhaps crumpled at the edges, its corners gently dog-eared as if it’s been clutched tightly during moments of dramatic tension. The pages, though yellowed with the passage of time, still hum with the echoes of melodies long forgotten. Rest assured, every crease and smudge tells a story—much like the street musician who bravely faces the elements, strumming his way through the urban jungle. As you navigate the pages of "The Street Musician," prepare yourself for a whirlwind of whimsicality and perhaps a touch of irony. Will you find a profound understanding of the human condition, or will you simply be left scratching your head, wondering what in the name of all that is holy this has to do with music? Ah, the beauty of literature! So come, take a chance with this quirky second-hand treasure, and let Crappy Old Books be your guide through the whimsical chaos of yesteryear. Delightfully disjointed prose Characters that may or may not resemble your eccentric uncle Potentially profound reflections on street life Perfect for those who enjoy a bit of literary whimsy Ideal gift for the aspiring musician in your life https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1935/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Street-Musician-2021.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Puffin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1934 Die Rich Die Happy by James Munro In a decade where bell-bottoms and psychedelic patterns ruled the day, James Munro’s "Die Rich Die Happy" emerges from the dust of the late 1960s like a forgotten relic from a bygone era of optimism—or perhaps a cautionary tale about the dangers of excessive wealth and questionable life choices. With no ISBN, this book seems to have slipped through the cracks of literary history, which may be entirely fitting, considering its title suggests a sumptuous buffet of existential musings garnished with a side of irony. Contains an original Indian Airlines flight ticket as book mark with seat plan and seat number, M1, a window seat. Picture it: a world where cash is king and happiness is, quite literally, a bank balance. Munro invites readers into the riveting discourse on the philosophical implications of wealth, or the lack thereof. Is there a hidden formula, buried under the weight of gold and diamond-encrusted dreams, that links a fat bank account to sheer bliss? Or is it merely a mirage, shimmering on the horizon like the last glimmer of hope on a desolate desert road? This book dares to ask these profound questions while possibly making you guffaw at the absurdity of it all. Deliciously ironic, "Die Rich Die Happy" meanders through various scenarios where the rich wallow in their own excesses, grappling with their existential crises while lounging in lavish mansions furnished with questionable taste. One might imagine characters lounging on velvet sofas, sipping on champagne while contemplating the meaning of life—perhaps while the butler rolls his eyes in the background, knowing all too well that money can’t buy class or genuine contentment. You might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, as Munro takes you on a rollercoaster ride through the lavish highs and soul-crushing lows of affluence. Replete with tantalizing insights, the book is likely to include a range of musings that might have been radical for its time, such as: The conflicting emotions that arise when you find yourself unhappy while seated on a throne of money. A comprehensive guide on how to throw extravagant parties that no one enjoys. The notion that happiness is just a few million pounds away—if only you could get your hands on it. A recipe for a cocktail called “The Deluded Millionaire,” garnished with a twist of existential despair. Endless anecdotes of the rich, which sound slightly more tragic when told with a tinge of sarcasm. Condition: This tome is lovingly used, sporting a cover that tells tales of its travels through time and space, possibly resting atop a stack of other neglected philosophical inquiries or serving as a hard surface for a cat to nap upon. The pages have that inexplicable scent of nostalgia mixed with a hint of something that might have been spilled during a particularly spirited book club meeting. There’s a charming creak to the spine, adding character, or perhaps a dash of drama, to your reading experience. As you delve into Munro’s exploration of wealth, you might find yourself wondering if happiness truly is a commodity to be purchased or just a fleeting moment best experienced somewhere between the supermarket checkout and the local pub. Will you emerge richer in insight but none the happier, or will you simply add another book to your collection of “thought-provoking” literature that may or may not sit unread on your shelf? Only time will tell. At the end of your journey through the pages of "Die Rich Die Happy," you’ll be left with a sense of resolution—or perhaps a sense of confusion—but one thing is certain: you’ll have a story to tell, and perhaps something to ponder over a pint at the local tavern. So why not take the plunge and grab this piece of second-hand wonder from Crappy Old Books, where you might just uncover the secrets of happiness buried beneath layers of irony and exuberant wealth? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1934/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Die-Rich-Die-Happy-2021.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1933 Christopher Smart Selected by Marcus Walsh In a world where poetry often feels like painted clouds in a sky of concrete, "Christopher Smart Selected" serves as a curious time capsule, capturing the essence of a literary mind that danced on the fringes of sanity and genius. Marcus Walsh, with the deftness of a cat burglar at a poetry gala, curates a delightful assortment of Smart’s works, reminding us that the 18th century wasn’t just about wigs and tea parties, but also about fervent scribblings that might have made even the most stoic of audiences raise an eyebrow—or two. Here we have a collection that resonates with the chaotic energy of its creator, Christopher Smart, whose life was a strange tapestry woven with threads of religious fervour, madness, and an unyielding passion for cats. Yes, cats. You heard that right. If you’ve ever wondered how the soul of a poet could frolic with the whims of a feline, your answers may lie within these pages, albeit in a manner that is as circuitous as a cat chasing its own tail while simultaneously pondering the universe. The year 1972 seemed to be a splendid time for Carcanet Press Ltd to resurrect Smart’s work from the depths of literary obscurity. Perhaps it was the burgeoning counterculture movement that made publishers feel a little more adventurous, or perhaps it was a collective yearning for eccentricity in a world otherwise awash with conformity. Regardless, Walsh’s selections invite readers into a paradoxical realm where reason often takes a backseat to exuberance. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter a blend of the sublimely ridiculous and the profoundly contemplative, revealing Smart as not merely a poet but a prophet of sorts—if prophets were known for their rather peculiar obsessions with animals. Each stanza is akin to an archaeological dig, revealing layers of thought that might make you chuckle, nod sagely, or question your own sanity. But what’s a collection of poetry without a bit of artistic embellishment, you ask? Prepare yourself for moments where the very fabric of reality seems to warp, as Smart meanders through theological musings and the occasional declaration of love for his beloved pets. You might find yourself wondering if these poems were written in a lucid state or if they were the result of an inexplicable fever dream involving a mischievous cat and a mischievous muse. A brief excursion into the highlights of "Christopher Smart Selected" reveals some rather peculiar offerings, such as: Whimsical odes to the philosophical dilemmas faced by feline companions Long-winded rants that seem to argue with inanimate objects, challenging them to reconsider their existence Reflections on the nature of divinity that read more like a chat over tea with an eccentric aunt Random bursts of inspiration that could easily serve as the foundation for modern absurdist theatre Moments of such sheer poetic brilliance that you may well find yourself questioning whether it was all just a clever ploy Condition: This book has been previously loved, lovingly battered, and possibly cherished by the ghosts of its past owners. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, yellowing paper (which adds an air of authenticity), and a few annotations that might just reveal more about their scribbler than about Smart himself. Each blemish tells a story—hence, you’re not merely reading; you’re entering a dialogue with history, or at least a dialogue with some very enthusiastic previous readers. "Christopher Smart Selected" is a delightful curiosity that sits somewhere between a literary treasure trove and a delightful mystery—much like the poet himself. Perfect for those who are brave enough to embrace the eccentricities of the past, it is an excellent addition to any bookshelf that boasts a penchant for the peculiar. In a world where mediocrity often prevails, this volume stands as a testament to creativity unfettered by convention, available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where the old and quirky truly come to life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1933/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Christopher-Smart-Selected-2021.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Carcanet Press Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1932 The Poems of Mao Tse-tung by Willis Barnstone In a world where literary giants often come adorned in laurel wreaths and soft-spoken adoration, enter the unassuming yet audacious tome, "The Poems of Mao Tse-tung," as tenderly curated by Willis Barnstone. First published in the rosy glow of 1972, this collection serves as a curious mélange of revolutionary zeal and poetic fervor—a veritable smorgasbord of sentiments that could make even a seasoned poet raise an eyebrow while clutching their quill pens in bewilderment. The book promises to unravel the complexities of a man whose verses oscillate between the grandiose and the mundane, capturing sentiments that might inspire an impassioned rally cry or merely a bemused chuckle over a cup of lukewarm tea. Barnstone, with the deftness of a juggler in a three-ring circus, seeks to navigate the turbulent waters of Mao’s ideological musings, leaving the reader with a delightful cocktail of confusion and curiosity. Is it poetry? Is it propaganda? Or has someone simply mislaid the book of poetry in the political science section? We may never know! One might be tempted to imagine the scenes where these poems were composed—perhaps in a dimly lit room filled with the scent of incense, or amidst the clamor of a fervent rally, while the echo of chants reverberated off the walls. Readers are invited to ponder whether the ink was infused with revolutionary spirit or simply a touch of morning coffee. Either way, the result is a collection that is as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof. Condition: Used. This book bears the delightful patina of time, with dog-eared pages that tell tales of late-night musings and the occasional coffee stain—an unintentional homage to its literary journey. No ISBN required for this vintage find, as you dive into the murky waters of political poetry. It’s as if the book itself has been on its own journey through the ideological landscapes of the 20th century and emerged somewhat worse for wear, yet curiously charming, like a well-loved armchair in a quirky café. What can one expect from this curious anthology? Fasten your seatbelt—here’s what awaits within: Verses that may or may not inspire a sudden urge to pick up a megaphone. Reflections that are as deep as a puddle—but possibly just as enlightening. A wild mix of imagery that dances between the sublime and the absurd. Footnotes that could lead you down a rabbit hole of historical context (or at least, a very twisty path). Enough existential angst to rival a half-heartedly constructed philosophy lecture. As you embark on this literary escapade, remember that Barnstone’s curation was not just an act of preservation; it was an invitation to explore the chaotic beauty of language and revolution. Whether you’re a history buff, a poetry aficionado, or simply someone who enjoys reading about the musings of a man who arguably altered the course of history, this book offers something for everyone—or perhaps nothing for anyone. The absurdity lies in your interpretation! Ultimately, "The Poems of Mao Tse-tung" stands as a testament to the strange and often ironic intersections of art and politics. Will you emerge with newfound revolutionary fervor or simply a bemused smile? Only one way to find out—grab this delightful yet perplexing volume from Crappy Old Books and find out for yourself, if you dare! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1932/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Poems-of-Mao-Tse-Tung-2021.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1931 The Counterfeiters by Andrew Gide Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and behold "The Counterfeiters," a literary masterpiece by Andrew Gide, published in the swinging year of 1966—when the world was spinning in psychedelic colors and the only thing more questionable than fashion choices was, well, the integrity of currency. This isn’t just a book; it’s a philosophical rumination on the art of imitation and the art of life itself, packaged in a cover that may or may not be older than your grandmother’s sitting room wallpaper. Who knew that counterfeiting could lead to such profound questions about authenticity? Spoiler: it’s not just about money. As you flip through the weathered pages, you may experience a delightful sense of déjà vu, as if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a dusty library of existential musings while looking for a romance novel. Within this tome, you’ll question your own reality—are you a genuine article or merely a counterfeit version of yourself? And if so, is it really such a bad thing? Gide invites you to ponder if authenticity is merely a social construct, or if we’re all just impersonating someone we saw on the telly. Set against a backdrop of early 20th-century Paris, where every corner café might just be a front for a clandestine operation, Gide’s narrative is as layered as a fine mille-feuille made by a pastry chef who’s definitely had one too many absinthes. Expect a parade of characters so vividly drawn that they might just leap out of the pages, throw on a beret, and start debating the merits of modern art versus classical sculpture. Truly, who wouldn’t want to engage in spirited discussions over a glass of wine while contemplating the fine line between real and fake? In a world plagued by the dualities of existence—truth versus falsehood, art versus imitation, and whether it’s acceptable to wear socks with sandals—Gide challenges readers to reassess their values. Here’s a book that isn’t just about con artistry but an exploration of self-deception, the societal norms we often adhere to, and the occasional absurdity of it all. Who knew counterfeit could be so enlightening? Or perhaps it’s just a clever ploy to distract us from our own bank accounts? Now, before you rush to claim your copy, let’s address the tactile experience. This edition, released by Penguin, has undergone enough wear and tear to be designated a ’used’ book suitable for the discerning bibliophile who appreciates a touch of character in their reads. The spine may bear the creases of many late-night philosophical debates, and the pages might have that delightful old book smell—like the attic of a long-forgotten relative, which is both disconcerting and oddly comforting. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Expect pages that have seen better days, perhaps with the odd coffee stain reminiscent of an existential crisis at 3 AM. The cover may look like it once hosted a rigorous discussion on the nature of reality while being subjected to the whims of a particularly aggressive cat. But fear not, for the contents remain tantalizingly intact, ready to guide you through the murky waters of philosophical counterfeiting. So grab your beret, pour yourself a questionable glass of cheap Bordeaux, and let Gide’s insights seep into your very being. After all, who wouldn’t want to question the very fabric of their existence over a good read? This is not just a book; it’s a ticket to a thinking person’s soirée, where everyone is invited, even the counterfeiters among us. And let’s face it, you could do worse than nabbing a copy from Crappy Old Books—because sometimes, the best treasures are hidden in the most unassuming places. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1931/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Counterfeiters-2021.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1929 The Penguin Book of Latin American Verse by E Caracciolo-Trejo In 1971, a bold and highly caffeinated E Caracciolo-Trejo decided that the world simply could not go another moment without a curated collection of Latin American verse, presumably gathered during a fever dream of midnight margaritas. The Penguin Book of Latin American Verse is a tome that dares to ask: what happens when poetry collides with the vibrant chaos of Latin America? Spoiler alert: it’s a wild ride filled with more metaphors than you can shake a maraca at. From the lush jungles of the Amazon to the bustling boulevards of Buenos Aires, this anthology promises to transport you to poetic landscapes that may or may not be drenched in existential angst. Caracciolo-Trejo, with the precision of a poet wielding a finely sharpened quill, introduces readers to a medley of voices that echo through the annals of time like a group of rowdy revolutionaries at a café. You might even find some verses that make you question whether you’ve unintentionally consumed a literary piñata, bursting with unexpected insights, vivid imagery, and perhaps a few metaphysical confetti explosions. The Penguin Book of Latin American Verse is not just a book; it’s an experience—albeit one that might require a certain level of intellectual stamina, a penchant for the obscure, and a well-developed sense of irony. You may even find yourself pondering the existential significance of a particularly bizarre stanza while sipping your morning coffee, wondering if the universe is trying to convey something profound or if it just forgot to take its medication. If you’re wondering what to expect beyond the whimsical and the weird, let us enumerate a few tantalizing highlights of this literary smorgasbord: A mosaic of Latin American poets ranging from the obscure to the delightfully infamous. Verses that frequently flirt with the bizarre—ideal for impressing or bewildering your book club. Footnotes that may lead you down rabbit holes of historical significance or simply leave you lost in a labyrinth of academic pretension. Illustrations that are as eclectic as the poems themselves, possibly drawn by a caffeine-fueled artist during an existential crisis. Prose that is certain to have you questioning not just your understanding of poetry, but your entire life’s choices. Condition: This volume comes to you in a used state, which means it has seen more coffee stains than your average 1970s college dorm. Pages may possess an enviable patina of age, with a few dog-eared corners and the occasional marginal note in what could be the handwriting of a very passionate reader—or perhaps a slightly confused one. It could even be a mirror of the emotional states of its previous owners, offering a window into the tumultuous world of literary enthusiasts grappling with the weighty concepts contained within. With its sophisticated black-and-white aesthetic and a title that will immediately add sophistication to any bookshelf, The Penguin Book of Latin American Verse is perfect for those who want to look cultured without actually having to understand what they’re reading. Whether you’re a seasoned poet or someone who still struggles to pronounce “quintessential,” this book will have you nodding knowingly in cafés, while inwardly questioning why you decided to engage with words that seem to dance just out of reach of true comprehension. So grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the wonderfully eccentric, the ridiculously obscure, and the occasionally profound. Because, let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to ponder the intricacies of Latin American poetry while trying to ignore the existential dread that accompanies adulthood? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1929/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penguin-book-of-latin-american-verse-2021.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140421361 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1909 Poetry Notebook 2006-2014 by Clive James Ah, "Poetry Notebook 2006-2014" by the illustrious Clive James—a title that practically begs you to raise an eyebrow and ponder why anyone would document their thoughts in verse over such a span of years. Surely, poetry should be a spontaneous affair, yet here we are, faced with the meticulous musings of a man who apparently had a lot of feelings to express between the kettle and the evening news. One can only imagine the caffeinated fervour with which he penned these lines, all while navigating the existential dread of a post-2000s world that seems intent on setting itself ablaze. This collection, if that’s what we must call it, leads us down a rabbit hole of James’ reflections that may be as varied as his moods, which, judging by the weight of this tome, must have fluctuated wildly—from whimsical delights to the darker corners of the human psyche. Perhaps he thought of it as his poetic diary, where the musings of a middle-aged man could be transformed into high art. Or perhaps he just needed a place to jot down all those half-formed thoughts that kept him awake at night, wondering if he could ever truly capture the essence of a fleeting moment in rhythm and rhyme. As we delve into this curious collection, you might notice its charm lies not just in the words themselves, but in the sheer audacity of keeping a notebook filled with poetry for eight long years. One wonders if it started as an innocent pastime, perhaps at a café where the barista knew his name, and evolved into a compulsion to fill every empty space with his musings. Ah, the life of a poet: teetering on the edge of artistic genius and utter absurdity. So, what can you expect from this literary trove? Picture a blend of the sublime and the ridiculous, as if the muses conspired to throw a cocktail party for inspiration, and rather than serve canapés, they offered a smorgasbord of half-baked ideas and the occasional moment of brilliance. You might find: Whimsical observations about the weather that will make you reconsider your own relationship with the elements. Reflections on mortality that take an amusingly grim twist, perfect for those moments when laughter feels like the only appropriate response. Unexpected ruminations on modern life, perhaps a critique of social media, or maybe just a subtle complaint about the price of tea. Lines that might make you question why you never thought of expressing your own daily grievances in iambic pentameter. And, of course, the occasional self-referential joke that reveals James’ awareness of the absurdity of it all. But wait—there’s more! This isn’t just a book of poetry; it’s a time capsule of the literary landscape of the 2000s, capturing the zeitgeist of an era that was neither particularly glorious nor entirely tragic. And, as you flip through its pages, you’ll likely find yourself transported back to a time when we thought flip phones were the height of technology and our biggest worry was whether or not we’d get a good Wi-Fi signal at the local pub. Condition: Used, but that only adds to its character. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and the faint smell of nostalgia. This is a book that has clearly been loved—perhaps even read in the bath, if the water damage is to be believed. It carries the stories of many readers who likely found themselves either deeply moved or completely baffled by James’ musings. As you consider adding this literary oddity to your collection, remember that Crappy Old Books is the place where you can find treasures that are, shall we say, delightfully imperfect. So why not take a chance on Clive James’ "Poetry Notebook 2006-2014"? After all, life’s too short for boring books. You might just find it to be the quirky companion you never knew you needed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1909/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poetry-notebook=feb-2021.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador 9781447269106 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1908 The New Rulers Of The World by John Pilger Ah, "The New Rulers Of The World," a title that suggests a thrilling cocktail party of capitalist overlords, complete with top hats and monocles, where the world is their oyster and we’re merely the pearls, struggling to breathe in the depths of their indifference. Published in 2003 by Verso, this tome by John Pilger aims to peel back the layers of our global onion, revealing the unsavoury truths lurking beneath the surface—because who doesn’t love a good onion analogy? Just beware of the tears. In this gripping exposé, Pilger attempts to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of power, revealing how a small coterie of influential figures may or may not be pulling the strings of international relations, all while we’re glued to reality television and obsessing over the latest celebrity escapades. The irony is thick enough to spread on toast: here we are, passive consumers of infotainment, while the actual shenanigans of the world play out behind a veil of manufactured drama. Spoiler: the drama isn’t on Netflix. One might imagine that a book like this would send you running for the hills, armed with a protest sign and a megaphone. But fear not! Pilger’s prose is like a warm cup of tea on a rainy afternoon—if that tea were laced with existential dread and uncomfortable truths. You might find yourself pondering the role of humanity in this cynical game of thrones we call existence, or you might just close the book and reach for a biscuit instead. Either way, we can all agree that biscuits make everything better. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter a delightful barrage of facts, figures, and anecdotes, all meticulously woven together to form a tapestry of the modern world. It’s like attending a dinner party where you’re seated next to the most intriguing but deeply unsettling guest, who recounts tales of political intrigue while you nod along, unsure if you should refill their glass or call for a cab. Now let’s talk about the condition of this well-loved volume. Condition: Used, and by “used,” we mean this book has clearly seen more action than your average celebrity’s love life. Its pages are dog-eared and its spine bears the scars of countless debates and late-night revelations. The cover may feature a few scuffs and scratches as if it has been on its own journey of disillusionment, but fear not! These imperfections only add to its character, much like a well-worn pair of shoes that have walked many miles—probably to the pub, but we digress. For those who enjoy a good conspiracy theory mixed with a healthy dose of reality, this book promises to be a riveting read. It poses questions that might make you squirm in your armchair and contemplate the futility of existence in a world ruled by shadowy powers. Or, you might simply find yourself questioning why you didn’t pick up that latest bestseller about a vampire love triangle instead. We can’t blame you either way! So, if you’re in the market for an eye-opening experience that will have you re-evaluating everything from your morning coffee to the lunch specials at your local café, then "The New Rulers Of The World" is the book for you. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you when you start losing sleep over the geopolitical machinations of our time. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the literary treasures that others have left behind, this book serves as the perfect companion for those lazy afternoons where you want to feel both enlightened and slightly paranoid. Grab it before someone else does—because who knows what the new rulers might be plotting next? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1908/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-rulers-of-the-world-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Verso 9781859844120 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1906 A Wall in Jerusalem by Mark Braverman In the grand tapestry of literary contributions, some works are woven from the finest threads of narrative genius, while others, well, resemble a patchwork quilt lovingly assembled from the remnants of yesterday’s fabric scraps. Enter “A Wall in Jerusalem,” a delightful concoction from the mind of Mark Braverman, who seems to have embraced the age-old tradition of mixing profound philosophical musings with the existential weight of a sufficiently heavy rock. Published by the ever-so-chic Jericho Books in 2013, this is a tome that invites readers to ask themselves whether they’re witnessing a literary masterpiece or simply a misunderstood stone tablet in the digital age. Braverman, not to be confused with a magician, yet somehow casting a spell over the reader, examines the metaphorical and literal barriers that divide us, using Jerusalem as a backdrop—because where better to ponder division and unity than a city that’s seen more conflict than a family reunion during the holidays? With chapters that meander like an aimless tourist lost in the alleys of the Old City, this book invites you to contemplate the nature of humanity, faith, and the occasional misplaced sock, all while grappling with the question: is this profound or just profoundly confusing? Expect a rollercoaster of emotions as you flip through the pages. Will you find yourself contemplating the broader implications of international borders? Or will you just be wondering if it’s too late to switch to a graphic novel for some light reading? Either way, “A Wall in Jerusalem” promises a journey that feels both enlightening and a tad bewildering, much like attempting to navigate the London Underground without a map. The prose flows like a gentle stream, albeit one that occasionally veers off the beaten path into the brambles of the author’s thoughts. Readers will appreciate Braverman’s knack for weaving together anecdotes and reflections, although some may wonder if he accidentally knitted a scarf out of his deep thoughts instead of crafting a coherent narrative. Still, there’s a certain charm in the way he presents his ideas, providing ample fodder for both contemplation and coffee shop debates. But what, you may ask, lurks behind the cover of this intriguing book? Well, let’s not pretend that the contents are easily digestible. In this literary feast, you may encounter: A series of metaphors that could baffle even the keenest of literary scholars. Conversations that straddle the line between enlightening and perplexing. A healthy dose of philosophy that might just require a glass of something strong to wash down. Characters who may or may not exist outside the vacuum of Braverman’s mind. An exploration of faith that dances perilously close to the edge of existential crisis. Condition: Used, but in a way that adds character. This book has clearly been cherished and pondered over, perhaps even used as a doorstop for moments of deep reflection. Expect a few dog-eared pages that suggest someone thought, “This is deep—I must return to this later,” along with a faint whiff of the coffee shop where it likely saw its fair share of caffeinated epiphanies. The cover may have a few scratches that tell tales of passionate debates and existential crises, but what’s a book without a few scars? So, if you’re in the market for a book that offers both depth and the opportunity for existential pondering (or perhaps just a hearty laugh at its occasional absurdity), “A Wall in Jerusalem” might just be the quirky companion you never knew you needed. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, where the past meets the present, and where every book holds a story—especially if the story is about how it ended up in such a charmingly questionable collection. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1906/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-wall-in-jerulsalm-feb-2021.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jericho Books 9781455574209 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1901 The Haw Lantern by Seamus Heaney In the lush, verdant landscape of literary history, where every turn of phrase is a winding road paved with metaphorical cobblestones, "The Haw Lantern" by Seamus Heaney emerges as a curious beacon. This collection, published in 1987 by the ever-reliable Faber & Faber, promises to illuminate the nooks and crannies of human emotion with the soft glow of Heaney’s distinctive poetic voice. But a word of caution: this lantern may flicker in ways that are as bewildering as they are beautiful. Why "The Haw Lantern," you may ponder? Surely, it’s not simply a quaint reference to a wild shrub that bears berries more commonly known as haws. This title suggests layers, perhaps even a metaphor for the duality of light and dark, or maybe it’s just Heaney’s way of reminding us that poetry often thrives in the overgrown hedges of everyday life. You see, Heaney has a penchant for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, and this collection seems to be no exception. He may even coax you into contemplating the existential significance of a particularly stubborn weed. As you wander through the pages, you might find yourself pondering whether Heaney is really trying to say something profound about the human experience, or if he’s just a clever poet having a laugh at our expense. What’s certain is that his words dance like leaves caught in a gentle breeze, and you—dear reader—might just find yourself caught in the whirlwind of his whimsical thoughts. With a blend of rural imagery, mythology, and the occasional nod to history, Heaney’s work invites you to consider the world from a myriad of perspectives. Now let’s talk about the skittish nature of Heaney’s prose. Prepare for a meticulously crafted tapestry of lyrical elegance that could make even a hardened critic weep (or roll their eyes, depending on the day). You may encounter verses that beckon you to ponder the cyclical nature of life or the sweet, melancholic sting of nostalgia. Or perhaps they’ll simply remind you of that time you accidentally spilled tea on a cherished book while lost in thought about your neighbor’s peculiar garden gnome. Either way, Heaney has a knack for tapping into the quirks of human existence. Within the pages, you can expect a delightful array of observations and reflections that might include, but are not limited to, the following: A peculiar fascination with the rural landscape and its myriad inhabitants. Thoughts on memory that fluctuate between clarity and confusion, much like a forgotten password. A poetic homage to the simple pleasures of life—like finding a tenner in an old coat pocket. Intriguing explorations of identity and heritage that make you question your own family tree. Occasional forays into mythological references that might leave you wondering if you’ve accidentally wandered into a literary seminar. Condition: The copy of "The Haw Lantern" you’re about to encounter is used, which means it has lovingly weathered the storms of time (and possibly the odd cup of spilt coffee). Expect a few creases, a couple of dog-eared pages, and perhaps the faintest whiff of nostalgia wafting through its well-thumbed leaves. It’s a companion ready to embark on a journey with you, reminding you that the wear and tear of life only adds character to literature, much like the wrinkles around your eyes that tell stories of laughter. So, do yourself a favor and embrace the delightful uncertainty that accompanies a read through Heaney’s "The Haw Lantern." It’s a strange and wonderful adventure, ideal for those who appreciate the irony of life wrapped in the delicate folds of poetic prose. You may even find it at Crappy Old Books, where each volume comes with its own unique history and the promise of uncharted literary delights. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1901/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-haw-lantern-feb-2021.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber & Faber 9780571147816 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1899 The Art Of Possibility by Rosamund Stone Zander and Benjamin Zamnder Imagine, if you will, a world where possibilities are as abundant as socks in a broken dryer. Welcome to "The Art Of Possibility," a 2002 masterpiece by the Zander duo, Rosamund Stone Zander and Benjamin Zander, who, upon penning this tome, undoubtedly believed they held the keys to the universe—or at least a decent cup of coffee. Published by the ever-reliable Penguin, this book is a delightful concoction of optimistic musings meant to inspire those who might otherwise be mired in the mundane. Yes, it could very well be the cosmic boost you didn’t know you needed until you tripped over it in a second-hand bookshop. In the pages of this literary treasure, you will embark on a journey that challenges you to view the world not just through the keyhole of your own limited perspective but rather as an expansive panorama. The Zanders take you by the hand—an admittedly slightly sticky hand, as this is a second-hand offering—and guide you through the labyrinth of potentiality, encouraging you to embrace life like a kid in a sweet shop, but without the inevitable sugar crash. But what exactly do the Zanders propose? Ah, there’s the rub! They offer a series of musings that suggest we can shift our outlook and unlock doors previously thought to be securely shut. There’s a delightful irony in the notion that this is the "art" of possibility, as though one’s ability to see new opportunities is akin to mastering the delicate brushstrokes of a Van Gogh painting. Will you emerge from these pages as a creative genius, or simply someone who now sees the world as an ever-expanding buffet of options? Only time—and perhaps a few self-help workshops—will tell. Among the book’s many wonders is the authors’ propensity for breaking things down into digestible chunks, each more palatable than the last. You might find yourself pondering profound questions such as: Is it possible to turn every setback into a stepping stone, or is that just an optimistic platitude reserved for motivational posters? You may also discover that the Zanders have an uncanny knack for making the absurd appear plausible, like trying to convince your cat to take a bath. Here’s a taste of what to expect: The grand philosophy of turning “no” into “yes”—like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, if the rabbit were filled with self-actualization. How to embrace the unknown, which is rather ironic for those of us who have trouble deciding what to have for dinner. Techniques to transform competition into collaboration, perfect for when you want to play nice in the workplace without actually sharing your snacks. Insights into the power of language, which might leave you wondering why you ever bothered with plain old English. Hints on conducting your life like a symphony—assuming you can carry a tune and don’t mind the odd off-key note. Now, you might ask, “What makes this book second-hand?” Ah, dear reader, that’s the fascinating part! As you flip through its pages, you may stumble upon the odd scribbled note, perhaps a grocery list from a previous owner detailing which vegetables they most desperately wished to avoid. These charming little imperfections only add to the allure, suggesting that this book has been on an adventure of its own—if only it could tell tales of the kitchens, coffee shops, or train rides it has graced. Condition: This book comes to you in a well-loved state, with pages slightly dog-eared and a cover that has seen better days, much like your favorite pair of slippers. Yet, there’s something undeniably comforting about its worn edges, as if it whispers, “I, too, have been through the wringer.” There may be some smudges and the occasional crease, but don’t let that deter you; these are but badges of honour from its journey through the world of ideas and possibility. So, if you’re in search of that elusive spark, or if your bookshelf simply requires a quirky character to liven things up, "The Art Of Possibility" might be your new best friend. Grab a cup of tea, settle into your comfiest chair, and prepare to explore a world where the improbable becomes possible, at least until your next existential crisis strikes. And remember, dear reader, you can find this gem and many more at Crappy Old Books, where every page has a story and every story has a past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1899/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-possibility-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780142001103 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1896 Waiting for the Risen Christ by Michael Perham and Kenneth Stevenson In the thrilling pages of "Waiting for the Risen Christ," authors Michael Perham and Kenneth Stevenson invite you on a monumental journey that is decidedly not a race. Published in 1986 by the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge, this literary artifact is a testament to the fine art of waiting. Yes, waiting—a skill so neglected in our fast-paced world of instant gratification and avocado toast that it could very well be classified as an endangered virtue. Forget your smartphones and sleek espresso machines; it’s time to embrace the art of sitting still and, well, waiting. In this profoundly contemplative tome, Perham and Stevenson entertain the existential question that may have plagued you since birth: what on earth are we doing while we wait? With prose more intertwined than your headphones after a night of wild dancing, the book expertly crafts a dialogue that flits between theology, philosophy, and perhaps a touch of existential dread. It’s like a game of chess with God where you know you’re going to lose, but you keep playing anyway. The authors, clearly skilled in the ancient art of patience, manage to meld the mundane with the profound, making waiting feel like a full-time job you didn’t quite sign up for. Covering various aspects of faith and expectation, this book potentially serves as your personal guide to navigating the nerve-wracking anticipation of divine intervention—or at the very least, the lunch hour. It’s an exploration of the liminal space between faith and doubt, where one may find themselves contemplating the existential weight of a soggy biscuit at tea time. Did we mention the cover is a triumph of 1980s design? Featuring a motif that looks as if it might have been inspired by the bottom of a church donation box, the visuals alone are enough to make you giggle and cringe simultaneously. You might even find yourself admiring the textured feel of the pages, reminiscent of a time when books were more than mere digital files. Each turn of the page is like peeling back the layers of an onion—an onion that may or may not have been left out in the sun for too long. As you leaf through the chapters, you may find yourself contemplating the following delightful musings: The intricacies of waiting as a spiritual practice or a slight inconvenience. How to interpret the signs—or lack thereof—while perched at the precipice of faith. The potential of coffee breaks as a form of divine intervention. Why the church pews are much more comfortable when one has low expectations of waiting. The cosmic significance of the clock ticking ever so slowly during a particularly dull sermon. Condition: This book is used, but in a slightly charming way that only adds to its character. It features the inevitable wear and tear of a book that has clearly been around the block—a few times. Expect dog-eared pages that hint at moments of deep contemplation or perhaps a fleeting distraction during a particularly long sermon. The spine has seen some action, though it remains intact, ready to support your existential musings for many years to come. In a world where everything is a click away, "Waiting for the Risen Christ" stands out like a stubborn snail in the fast lane, reminding us that sometimes, the best journeys are those we take while we’re… well, waiting. So grab your favorite cup of tea, assume your most contemplative pose, and prepare for a literary experience that might just have you contemplating the nature of time itself—one sip at a time. Available for purchase at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing greater than our selection is the irony of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1896/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/waiting-for-the-risen-christ-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge 9780281042067 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1895 Christianity - A Guide for the Perplexed by Keith Ward Ah, "Christianity - A Guide for the Perplexed," a title that hints at a delightful conundrum akin to finding a needle in an ecclesiastical haystack. Here we have Keith Ward, an author so well-versed in the complexities of faith that one might suspect he received his enlightenment from a particularly wise toaster. Published in 2007 by the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge—an organisation that clearly believes that knowledge about ancient texts should come with a slightly dusty aroma—this book aims to untangle the knotted shoelaces of Christian doctrine. Good luck with that! Ward’s prose is an intellectual waltz, deftly navigating the labyrinth of theological intricacies and existential quandaries that seem to perplex even the most devout. One might imagine him tiptoeing through a minefield of dogmas, armed only with a well-worn thesaurus and a cuppa, as he endeavours to elucidate the enigma that is Christianity. With all the grace of a gazelle on roller skates, he tackles topics ranging from the nature of God to the often-misunderstood concept of grace, perhaps in a bid to convince readers that the divine isn’t just a cosmic vending machine dispensing blessings in exchange for good behaviour. What makes this guide particularly special is how it’s not just for the devout but also for the confused, the curious, and those who accidentally found it on a shelf while searching for a cookbook. Readers will find themselves straddling the fine line between enlightenment and bewilderment as they ponder profound questions such as, “What on Earth is going on with the Trinity?” and “Did Jesus really mean it when he said, ‘Love thy neighbour,’ or was that just a suggestion?” In these pages, you’ll encounter a rich tapestry of arguments—some more tangled than a Christmas tree light cord after a year in the attic. Ward invites you to explore Christianity as if it were a massive buffet, where you can pick and choose your beliefs like a toddler at a sweet shop, though he may hint that some items on the menu come with a hefty moral price tag. But fear not, dear reader! Ward’s eloquence, while at times reminiscent of a philosophical version of a game of Twister, is peppered with humour and insight that make for a rather delightful intellectual exercise. Prepare to have your mind teased and tickled as he spins tales of faith, doubt, and the occasional existential crisis, leaving you questioning not just your beliefs but your entire existence—perfect for those late-night pondering sessions with a cup of caffeine-fuelled existential dread. Now, you might be wondering what you can expect to find in this delightful tome of uncertainty. Well, here’s a sneak peek into the whimsical world of Ward’s musings: A bewildering exploration of the concept of faith—what is it, where can you find it, and does it come with a warranty? Charming anecdotes that may or may not involve penguins and their theological implications. A section on the intricate relationship between God and the human condition, featuring a surprising number of pie charts. Discussion points that could spark lively debates at dinner parties, provided your guests enjoy discussing the finer points of salvation over roast potatoes. Ward’s unique take on original sin, presented in an engaging manner that ensures you’ll never look at an apple the same way again. Condition: This book is used, which means it bears the marks of history—perhaps someone used it as a makeshift coaster, or a cat found it to be the perfect napping spot. Pages may be slightly dog-eared from passionate discussions or perhaps some miscommunication in a Sunday school class. You might even discover the occasional coffee stain that could serve as a metaphorical reflection on the human experience; artfully messy yet profoundly relatable. So whether you approach it as a seeker, a skeptic, or simply a bibliophile drawn to the curious and obscure, "Christianity - A Guide for the Perplexed" promises to be an entertaining journey through the tangled corridors of faith. And who better to embark on this intellectual adventure with than Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand find holds the potential for a delightful surprise—or at the very least, a good chuckle at how bewildering life can be? Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1895/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/christianity-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge 9780281058969 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1889 Celestial Bodies by Jokha Alharthi In a universe where celestial bodies orbit not only the stars but also the whims of human relationships, Jokha Alharthi’s 2019 offering, *Celestial Bodies*, emerges from the cosmic dust like a peculiar comet with a tail full of existential questions. Published by Sandstone Press—who perhaps took the title a bit too literally—this book does not concern itself with astrological predictions or the proper alignment of your chakras. Instead, it plunges into the everyday lives of characters navigating the gravitational pull of their own desires, disappointments, and delightful quirks. Picture, if you will, the quaint yet profound struggles of a family bound by tradition but set against the backdrop of the ever-accelerating march of modernity. Alharthi, in her infinite wisdom, deftly weaves together stories that float in and out of the reader’s experience like a well-timed joke at a funeral. The narrative promises to balance the weighty themes of identity and belonging, all while you, dear reader, attempt to decipher if the celestial bodies in question are, in fact, the relationships that bind us or simply the random celestial objects that we see on a clear night. Spoiler alert: it’s probably a bit of both. As we meander through its pages, we encounter a cast that is as brilliantly flawed as your uncle Barry after three pints. Each character is a unique constellation, some shining brightly with their dreams and aspirations, while others flicker uncertainly, like a light bulb on its last legs. From the introspective musings on love and loss to the humorous exchanges that could rival any British sitcom, this book is a veritable smorgasbord of human experience, all served up on a slightly wobbly platter. One must ask, why the focus on celestial bodies? Could it be a metaphorical commentary on how our lives revolve around people like planets? Or maybe it’s Alharthi’s way of saying that, much like the night sky, our lives are filled with countless stories, all vying for attention but often overshadowed by the bright lights of societal expectations. Ah, the irony! The more you seek to understand, the more you realize you are merely a passing comet in someone else’s orbit. And let’s not overlook the writing style itself, which dances through the narrative like a mildly tipsy ballerina at a wedding. With prose that is at once lyrical and relatable, Alharthi manages to capture the nuances of life with the grace of a cat walking on a tightrope—one misstep could lead to tumbling into the abyss of cliché, but instead, she balances it all with a cheeky wink and a knowing nod to the reader. Condition: This copy of *Celestial Bodies* is well-loved, showing signs of previous ownership in the form of marginalia that may or may not be profound insights (or random doodles from a confused reader). The pages have that delightful “used book” aroma, which is entirely unique and impossible to replicate, much like the characters within. Some creases whisper tales of deep contemplation, while others suggest a moment of sheer frustration, perhaps during a particularly perplexing passage. A few bits of dog-eared pages lend an air of authenticity, while the cover displays a patina of experience, making it the perfect vessel for your next literary journey. Ultimately, if you’re looking for a book that dances between the realms of the profound and the quotidian, while also making you question the very nature of existence (and perhaps your own questionable life choices), then *Celestial Bodies* is your ticket to a less-than-stellar experience. Just make sure to adjust your expectations accordingly, as you embark on an interstellar journey of familial ties, cultural identity, and the ever-elusive quest for meaning—all as served up by Crappy Old Books. So, strap in for a delightful ride through the cosmic comedy of life. Who knows? You might just find that the celestial bodies are closer than you think—and perhaps somewhat more entertaining as well. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1889/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/celestial-bodies-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sandstone Press 9781912240166 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1888 Mindfulness by Michael Joseph Mindfulness Small ladybird book specially designed to help grown-ups with the world about them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1888/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mindfulness-feb-2021.jpg 2.78 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ladybird 9780718183523 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1887 Great Elephant by Alan Scholefield Great Elephant Warrior king and father of the Zulu nation, Chaka was the Great Elephant. This book had a broken block of pages but it is easily repaired with a bit of glue to glue it back to the paperback spine. Perfect for the avid book conservationist that enjoys books about girls and zulu kings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1887/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/great-elephant-feb-2021.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1886 Out of this Nettle by Norah Lofts In a world where the mundane meets the peculiar, Norah Lofts’ "Out of this Nettle" invites readers to experience a narrative that promises to oscillate between the utterly ordinary and the bizarrely extraordinary—much like the title suggests. Published in 1968 by Corgi Books, this volume is for those who enjoy the delightful irony of a book that may appear to be about the struggles of horticulture, yet hints at grander existential themes hidden beneath layers of nettles. One might wonder if the title is a cryptic code for the trials of life itself, where we all find ourselves entangled in metaphorical weeds, quizzically scratching our heads and wondering how to escape our own gardens of despair. Our intrepid author, Norah Lofts, known for her penchant for weaving complex tapestries of human emotion, seems to invite us to join her in a literary adventure where nettles symbolize not just a prickly gardening challenge, but also the thorny social dilemmas of her characters. Readers can expect a delightful dance through a world where every Nettle represents a twist in the tale, a secret longing, or an unexpected upheaval in the character’s tranquil lives. Perhaps we’ll learn that sometimes it’s better to be pricked by a nettle than to sit idly in the garden of complacency. Is it a tale of love? A social commentary? Or perhaps a gentle push towards self-realization wrapped in the guise of a gardening memoir? Lofts has a knack for keeping her audience guessing, leading them down winding paths of prose that may or may not culminate in a flowerbed of revelations. Those brave enough to venture into this narrative may find themselves wondering whether nettles are indeed to be feared or embraced, much like the awkwardness of family gatherings and outdated fashion choices. Readers will interact with a cast of characters that may include a well-meaning botanist with a penchant for bad puns, an elderly neighbor who insists on giving unsolicited gardening tips, and a cat that seems to hold the key to unimaginable wisdom—if only it could be bothered to speak. The dialogue, peppered with dry wit and ironic observations, adds layers to an already rich tapestry of life that is as vibrant as it is chaotic. In a way, engaging with this book feels like a trip to a quirky garden party where everyone is slightly out of place, yet somehow perfectly aligned in their shared awkwardness. As you leaf through the pages of "Out of this Nettle," you might find yourself considering the deeper implications of life’s pricklier moments. What do we do when faced with certain discomforts? Do we shy away, or do we plunge headfirst into the thicket, armed with nothing but a trowel and our wits? Lofts seems to whisper through her prose, nudging us to acknowledge that sometimes we must venture into the nettles to discover the wildflowers hidden within. Condition: This book is used, which means it has been lovingly handled, perhaps by generations of readers before you. Expect some creases, dog-eared pages, and the charming scent of literary history wafting from its slightly yellowed leaves. Every mark tells a story, a testament to the book’s journey through time and space, now finding its way to you, the next courageous explorer of literary nettles. This is not just a read; it’s a commitment to engage with the absurdities of life, wrapped in the guise of a quaint story about plants and people. Whether you’re a seasoned aficionado of second-hand treasures, or a casual browser looking for something to tickle your fancy, "Out of this Nettle" from Crappy Old Books promises to pluck at the strings of your curiosity and perhaps leave you even more tangled than when you began. Embrace the nettle; it might just lead you to unexpected delights. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1886/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/out-of-this-nettle-feb-2021.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1884 The Saboteur of Auschwitz by Colin Rushton Ah, “The Saboteur of Auschwitz” by Colin Rushton, a title that invites you to ponder the most delightful of paradoxes: how one might infuse a sense of cheeky rebellion into the grim history of World War II. This literary piece, issued in 2019 by the ever-optimistic Summersdale Publishing, straddles the line between audacity and absurdity with the finesse of a well-trained circus elephant on a unicycle. Picture this: a narrative that takes the reader on a whimsical romp through one of history’s darkest periods, as though it were a jaunty stroll through a Victorian amusement park. Is it a brave exploration of resistance? A satirical commentary on the human spirit’s tenacity? Or perhaps an unwitting foray into an unsettling blend of gallows humour and historical fiction? Regardless, Colin Rushton surely meant to stir up a pot of intrigue, served with a side of irony that may or may not induce a sharp intake of breath. Delve into the mind of a protagonist who, through some miracle of chutzpah, orchestrates acts of subtle defiance amidst a backdrop of despair. Imagine a world where sabotage intertwines with the absurdity of human existence, challenging the reader to reconcile the grim reality with the lighter, almost comical elements that emerge in defiance of oppression. You might find yourself torn between shock and disbelief, chuckling nervously while contemplating the gravity of the subject matter. This book is the literary equivalent of that one friend who insists on cracking jokes at inappropriate times—offensive to some, but oddly enlightening in a twisted kind of way. As you turn each page, you might just stumble upon ideas that tickle your brain and challenge your perspective: how can one find humanity in the depths of inhumanity? How do you poke fun at the unfathomable without losing your moral compass? Rushton seems to invite you to explore these questions, albeit with a smirk and a wink, as if to say, “Let’s not take ourselves too seriously, shall we?” And if you’re wondering about the quality of this second-hand marvel, you’ll be delighted to learn that it has been previously owned—perhaps by a history buff, a seeker of the quirky, or a lover of the irreverently profound. Each dog-eared page tells a tale of its own, whispering secrets from its past life that only a used book can offer. Will you find coffee stains? Margin doodles? A half-hearted attempt at a bookmark made from a receipt? The mystery adds a layer of charm, don’t you think? Condition: Used, of course! Expect the usual quirks of a well-loved book. Slight creases, a few dog-eared corners, and maybe a smudge or two—each imperfection tells a story. It’s been through the wringer, possibly even read in a café while pondering the world’s complexities, or on a train where the reader hoped that the universe would make sense if only they read enough. The spine’s a bit worn, but isn’t that a badge of honour? A sign that this book has journeyed far and wide, sharing its peculiar perspective on history with those courageous enough to crack it open. So, if you’re in the mood for something that challenges the norms of historical storytelling and you’re prepared to encounter absurdity wrapped in profound insights, “The Saboteur of Auschwitz” is here to provide you with a literary experience that dances on the edge of irony. Just remember, while the subject matter is serious, Rushton’s approach is anything but traditional. Perhaps you’ll find yourself questioning how on Earth this book ended up at Crappy Old Books. But then again, isn’t that the beauty of second-hand treasures? They often come with stories of their own, waiting for a new reader to discover their quirky charm and engage in a delightful tête-à-tête with history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1884/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-saboteur-of-auschwitz-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Summersdale 9781787833296 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1883 A Critical Dictionary of Psychoanalysis by Charles Rycroft In a world where the human psyche is as delicate as a soufflé and as puzzling as a Rubik’s Cube, Charles Rycroft’s *A Critical Dictionary of Psychoanalysis* dances onto the literary stage like a slightly tipsy Freud at a Victorian soirée. Published in 1988 by Penguin, this tome whimsically invites readers to explore the labyrinthine corridors of the subconscious, armed with nothing more than a dictionary and perhaps an unhealthy obsession with Freud’s moustache. Rycroft, with the aplomb of a cat walking on a piano, deftly navigates the intricate web of psychoanalytic terminology, making it accessible to those who may have previously thought that "Oedipus Complex" was merely a bougie cocktail served at pretentious parties. This book is not just a collection of definitions; oh no, it’s a buffet of intellectual hors d’oeuvres for the discerning mind. Expect to nibble on entries ranging from the mundane to the utterly baffling, with each word playfully taunting your sanity. Wander through the pages and discover: The meaning of “transference” without needing a therapist’s couch. A comprehensive guide to “repression” that may provide insight into why you always forget your mother-in-law’s birthday. Insightful musings on “dream analysis” that could have you questioning whether your recurring nightmare of being chased by a giant avocado is more profound than you think. Thoughts on the “id,” “ego,” and “superego” that make your childhood imaginary friend seem like a well-adjusted adult. A delightful yet perplexing exploration of “defense mechanisms,” which is excellent news for anyone with a penchant for denial. This dictionary is an essential companion for anyone who has ever flipped through a glossy magazine and thought, “Am I just a product of my upbringing?” or “Why do I find myself inexplicably drawn to inflatable pool toys?” Rycroft’s critical entries are packed with enough wit to make even the most jaded reader chuckle, while simultaneously leading you down a rabbit hole of existential musings that could make a modern philosopher weep. Condition: This particular copy has lived a life as rich and textured as the theories it discusses. Slightly dog-eared and marked with the fingerprints of intellectual curiosity, it carries the patina of a book that has been lovingly read and referenced—perhaps during a particularly intense debate over the merits of Freudian theory at the local pub. Its pages may have yellowed slightly, sharing gossip from hard-to-reach corners of the human experience, but fear not: the words remain as sharp as a well-honed scalpel. Whether you’re a seasoned psychoanalytic scholar or someone who merely found a dusty old book in the attic and thought, “How quaint,” Rycroft’s *A Critical Dictionary of Psychoanalysis* is a must-have for your collection. It promises to entertain, enlighten, and perhaps even induce a mild existential crisis—all from the comfort of your armchair. And if you find yourself wondering why you’re suddenly obsessed with your childhood teddy bear, well, that’s just the power of psychoanalysis at work. Snag this quirky treasure from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the ink is our sense of humor. After all, who wouldn’t want to dissect their own neuroses while sipping tea and reflecting on the deeper meanings behind their choice of biscuit? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1883/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-critical-dictionary-of-psychoanalysis-feb-2021.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140510522 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1880 Being Confirmed by Nick Aiken In the grand tradition of ecclesiastical literature, "Being Confirmed" by Nick Aiken emerges from the shadows of 2004, as if it had just escaped from a dusty church attic, where it had been waiting for the right moment to be rediscovered—or, dare we say, confirmed—in a second-hand bookshop. Published by the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge, one can only imagine the spirited debates held over tea and crumpets as the title was chosen. After all, who wouldn’t want to ponder the solemn yet whimsical journey towards spiritual enlightenment while flipping through a book that probably smells faintly of incense and regret? While the cover design may not win any awards for artistic flair—think of a faded tapestry your grandmother had hanging in her living room—the contents promise a wealth of insight into the rigmarole surrounding the rite of confirmation. It’s a bit like the adult version of being given a gold star in school, only there’s more chanting and less glitter. Aiken’s prose weaves through the intricacies of faith with the grace of a tap-dancing vicar, tackling the existential conundrum of whether or not to wear your best Sunday hat on the big day. Spoiler alert: the answer is yes, but only if it’s been blessed. This tome is not merely a guide; it’s practically a life coach in paperback form, equipped with a sage-like voice that’s half-nostalgic and half-urging you to make peace with your past sins before the bishop arrives. With each turn of the page, you might find yourself grappling with the concept of grace while simultaneously wondering if you’ve remembered to switch off the kettle. Aiken cleverly navigates through theological nuances, leaving readers pondering such critical questions as: “Is it too late to back out?” and “What if I accidentally call the priest ‘Dad’ during the ceremony?” But wait, there’s more! "Being Confirmed" features a delightful array of illustrative anecdotes, including what can only be described as “an absolute farce of an altar boy mishap” and a chapter that delves into the history of confirmation cakes—yes, you read that correctly, cakes! Because what better way to celebrate your newfound commitment to faith than with tiers of sponge and icing, all while feeling existentially conflicted? Surely, there’s a miracle hidden in every slice. In terms of the actual substance of the book, you can expect an assortment of enlightening discussions peppered with the kind of wit that might have even made the Apostles chuckle. Aiken shines a light on the struggles of modern faith in a world rife with distractions—like smartphones and Netflix—while managing to retain a sense of gentle humor. It’s like a warm cup of tea for your soul, minus the bitter aftertaste of ecclesiastical obligation. You might even find yourself wanting to take notes, until you realize that doing so in church is frowned upon unless you’re a member of the clergy. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, as evidenced by the dog-eared pages and a mysterious coffee stain on page 42—perhaps a sign of someone’s deep, spiritual epiphany achieved during a caffeine boost? The spine is cracked, but isn’t that a sign of a book well-loved, or at least someone trying to read it in a poorly lit church pew? It’s the perfect addition to your collection of quirky second-hand volumes, especially if you’ve ever found yourself questioning the validity of your own confirmation journey while half-heartedly singing hymns. So why not add "Being Confirmed" to your reading list? It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter at dinner parties, an excellent way to confuse your friends, and a surefire path to understanding the sacred and the absurd. Pick it up today at Crappy Old Books, where every shelf tells a story even if some of those stories are a bit, well, confirmedly questionable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1880/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/being-confirmed-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge 9780281056316 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1879 The Easiest Tune Book of Christmas Carols by Eleanor Franklin Pike Ah, Christmas! That wonderful time of year when we gather around the hearth, engage in festive cheer, and inevitably find ourselves grappling with a somewhat questionable collection of carols that even your tone-deaf Uncle Nigel attempts to sing. Enter "The Easiest Tune Book of Christmas Carols" by Eleanor Franklin Pike—an illustrious tome that promises to take you from “Jingle Bells” to “O Holy Night” without losing your marbles (or your friends). Published in the golden year of 1948 and re-emerging in the slightly more baffling 1998s, this book is a testament to the fact that simplicity sometimes has a way of becoming perplexingly complex. Now, you may wonder, what exactly qualifies as the "easiest" tune? Is it the one that sounds entirely unrecognizable? Or the one that has your cat howling in protest? Pike’s curated selection is a mélange of melodies, ranging from the beloved to the utterly obscure—a perfect gift for the caroler who has everything, including a penchant for making their audience feel mildly uncomfortable. Whether you’re an accomplished musician or someone who once attempted to play the recorder in primary school and promptly gave up, this book promises to cater to all abilities, albeit with a few moments of bewilderment along the way. With a cover that resembles something you might find tucked away in your great-grandmother’s attic—complete with festive illustrations that would perplex any modern graphic designer—this tome is every bit a relic of its time. You’ll find that flipping through its pages is akin to unearthing a treasure chest filled with musical oddities, where every turn brings you face-to-face with carols that sound familiar yet perplexingly foreign. Songs that evoke visions of pastoral scenes and crackling fires, but when played on the piano, may just result in your dog howling in protest. Ah, the joys of festive cheer! This book also serves as a fascinating sociological study into the evolution of Christmas music. One might wonder how Christmas carols have transcended generations, evolving from the simple tunes of yore to the overly complicated showpieces of today. In Pike’s world, the phrase “easy” feels a bit like a well-meaning uncle attempting to explain the internet to your grandparents—charming, yet a little misguided. Who knew that “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” could be made into a tongue twister? Challenge accepted! For those who relish in the art of holiday performance, this is your moment to shine (or potentially embarrass yourself). Pull out your tattered copy of “The Easiest Tune Book of Christmas Carols” at the office Christmas party, and you may just become the unexpected star of the evening—or the subject of “what on earth were you thinking?” conversations. Think of it as a delightful game of musical roulette, where every note you play could either bring joy or induce mild panic among your audience. Condition: Used, and by “used,” we mean this book has traveled through time and space, possibly from a smoky pub sing-along to a cozy living room where it was lovingly (or begrudgingly) thumbed through by generations. Expect yellowed pages, delightful little stains—the kind that suggest someone was a bit too enthusiastic with their Christmas pudding during a particularly spirited rendition of “Deck the Halls.” The spine may be a tad cracked, but just like the holiday spirit, it still endures against all odds, ready for another round of “let’s see if I remember how to play this.” So why not take a chance on this quirky volume? It might just become the highlight of your festive season—or at the very least, a conversation starter that leads to a cacophony of laughter and a couple of cringes. After all, any book that makes you reconsider your life choices while belting out “Silent Night” deserves a place on your shelf. Snag your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where every page turned may reveal a fond (or cringe) memory from Christmas past! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1879/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-easiest-tune-book-of-christmas-carols-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edwin Ashdown Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1877 A Keyboard Anthology by Howard Ferguson Welcome to the curious world of “A Keyboard Anthology,” a delightful relic from 1980 that promises to unlock the musical genius you never knew you had—or perhaps simply unlock your piano’s dust-covered keys in a heroic bid against silence. Penned by Howard Ferguson, a name that brings to mind a gentlemanly figure hunched over a grand piano in a smoke-filled room, this anthology is part history, part tutorial, and entirely unnecessary if you prefer to stick to playing your Spotify playlists on repeat. Imagine, if you will, the thrill of parsing through a collection of compositions that once graced the concert halls of the elite, now relegated to the dusty shelves of a second-hand bookstore like an overqualified musician at a supermarket gig. Ferguson’s text is littered with charming anecdotes and dry wit, ensuring that every turning page feels like a delightful jaunt through both time and terrible music choices. One can only wonder if this anthology was more popular with the instruments it features than with the aspiring pianists that frequented the Royal Schools of Music in the ’80s, desperately hoping to impress their friends—or at least distract from a bad haircut. This collection is not just a product of its era; it’s a magnificent snapshot of a time when synthesizers began to threaten the sanctity of the good old keyboard. Ferguson’s meticulous selections range from the elegantly baroque to the awkwardly modern, making you question if this book is a musical compendium or a form of elaborate self-torture. It’s as if Ferguson was determined to catalogue every keyboard piece ever played, all while secretly chuckling at the notion that some hapless soul might actually attempt to perform them without a decent grasp of rhythm or pitch. As you wrestle with the faux-leather binding and flick through its yellowing pages, you’ll find a mix of highbrow classics and the sort of pieces that make you wonder if Ferguson was trying to teach you something or simply having a laugh at your expense. The book oscillates between being an educational resource and a relic from a time when people apparently had much more time on their hands—and perhaps a bit less sense. In the midst of sonatas, fugues, and more than one piece titled “Mysterious Encounter,” you might find yourself questioning your life choices, particularly if you once thought learning the piano was a good idea. As you contemplate your next life crisis, consider the following features of “A Keyboard Anthology”: A diverse range of pieces that might make your cat flee the room. Notes that may or may not be legible—take your best guess! An opportunity to impress (or bewilder) guests with your newfound “talent.” Perfect for propping up wobbly furniture or as a makeshift doorstop. Guaranteed to make you feel better about your own musical inadequacies. Condition: Used, but don’t let that deter you! Each page carries the gentle wear and tear of a book that has seen things—like living rooms filled with half-hearted piano lessons and coffee stains from bitterly regrettable late-night practice sessions. Its spine may be slightly worn, suggesting it has been opened more than a few times in fits of both inspiration and despair. However, this just adds to its character, much like a beloved pet that has suffered a few bumps and bruises but remains fiercely loyal. In the end, “A Keyboard Anthology” is not just a book; it’s a journey into the eccentricities of musical education, a testament to a bygone era, and a hopeful reminder that perhaps, one day, you too might master the art of playing the piano—or at least learn how to bravely bang on the keys without causing a minor catastrophe. So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner virtuoso or simply want to add a unique conversation piece to your bookshelf, look no further than this quirky tome from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1877/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-keyboard-anthology-feb-2021.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Associated Board Of The Royal Schools Of Music no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1876 Piano Lessons Book One by Fanny Waterman and Marion Harewood Piano Lessons Book One 68 pages of introductory piano score. Includes such classics as ’see saw’ and ’playing with both hands’. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1876/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/piano-lessons-book-one-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber Music Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1875 God Treads Softly Here by Trevor Dennis In a world where divine footfalls are as rare as a rain dance at a funeral, Trevor Dennis dares to posit that the Almighty might just be tiptoeing through our lives in the most unexpected of places. “God Treads Softly Here” is a quirky exploration of how the sacred can be found in the mundane, much like finding a five-pound note in last year’s winter coat. The author, an apparent connoisseur of celestial whisperings, takes readers on a delightful jaunt through the unexpected corners of existence where the divine might just be hiding behind a bush or, heaven forbid, in the local pub. This book, published in the heady days of 2004, glimmers with the intention of the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge. With a title that hints at divine delicacy, one can only wonder if God is sporting soft-soled shoes, making every footstep an exercise in grace, though perhaps not stealth. Dennis invites us to ponder whether the Almighty prefers to roam incognito, perhaps sipping herbal tea in the corner of a coffee shop while observing the existential musings of its patrons. It’s a curious thought that might make you reconsider your last caffeine fix—the espresso may indeed be divine intervention in disguise. But don’t be fooled into thinking this is merely a theological treatise for Sunday school dropouts. No, dear reader, Dennis has a flair for the whimsical, coupling divine musings with everyday occurrences. He weaves a narrative that brings light to the otherwise ordinary, suggesting that perhaps God is less about thunderous proclamations and more about gentle nudges—like that time your neighbor’s cat sat on your lap, purring as if to say, “Everything’s going to be alright.” Expect delightful prose that dances the line between deep theological inquiry and the sort of observations that might be shouted across the room at a family gathering. You might even find yourself chuckling at the thought of God being less of an omnipotent being and more of a disheveled uncle, showing up late to the party and accidentally spilling punch on the carpet. Dennis offers a fresh perspective that is as refreshing as a glass of lemonade on a hot summer day, albeit slightly more philosophical—and perhaps with a hint of existential angst. This is not just a book; it’s a playful romp through thought-provoking ideas presented in a manner that is both engaging and oddly relatable. If you’ve ever stared up at the stars and wondered if God might be up there, spinning the cosmos like a DJ at a rave, then this book will resonate with the part of you that seeks both humour and higher meaning. And let’s be honest, who hasn’t pondered whether the universe has a sense of humour? Spoiler alert: according to Dennis, it does, and it’s clearly more into the soft tread than the heavy stomp. Condition: Used, as it should be. The pages are lovingly dog-eared and the spine exhibits the kind of character that only time can bestow. There may be the occasional coffee stain to remind you of the divine moments that come with caffeine and contemplation. Each smudge tells a story of previous owners—perhaps even a few theological debates held over Sunday brunch. It’s a book that has been read, thought about, and likely discussed fervently over more than a few cups of tea. So, if you find yourself yearning for a chuckle and some reflective pondering, “God Treads Softly Here” may just be the companion you didn’t know you needed. It’s a perfect choice for those who appreciate the charm of a well-loved book, with the added bonus of philosophical inquiry that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, where we believe every second-hand tome has a story to tell—like this one, which might just make you feel a little closer to that soft-footed deity wandering through your living room. Or at the very least, help you feel a smidge more comfortable about your existential musings while avoiding the outdoors. So go ahead, shuffle your feet softly through the pages and discover how God might just be treading gently in your life, or at least in the local bakery line where the pastries are divine, and the company may be equally heavenly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1875/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/god-treads-softly-here-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge 9780281056552 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1874 Augustine And His World by Andrew Knowles and Pachomios Penkett In a world teetering on the edge of moral and intellectual chaos, who better to guide us than Augustine, the original poster child for existential angst and late-night grappling with life’s most pressing questions like, “Why are we here?” and “Did I leave the oven on?” Co-authored by the ever-so-esteemed Andrew Knowles and the elusive Pachomios Penkett, this literary oddity, *Augustine And His World*, is a veritable treasure trove for those yearning to revisit the deeply philosophical (and sometimes downright confusing) musings of a man who once had a rather complicated relationship with sin and salvation over a cup of lukewarm coffee. This 2004 tome, published by A Lion Book, invites you to frolic through the labyrinth of Augustine’s thoughts—sometimes meandering, often convoluted, but always amusing in a “what on earth was that supposed to mean?” sort of way. The pair of authors seems to have taken every philosophical conversation starter from the 4th century and slapped a modern twist on it, proving that the quest for truth is as old as time itself, and yet just as indecipherable as the instructions to your new IKEA furniture. Are you ready to explore the intriguing world of Augustine, where the wine flows freely and the platitudes about love and grace are as abundant as the free samples at a supermarket? You might find yourself pondering questions such as: What does it mean to be human in a world that often feels like a particularly bad sitcom? Can divine intervention really fix your Wi-Fi connection? Is it possible to have a mid-life crisis in the 4th century? Why do all roads lead back to Rome, and can you get a decent cappuccino there? Is the concept of ’original sin’ just a fancy way of saying we all make bad choices, like that time you dated your best friend’s ex? Rest assured, this book is anything but dull. Think of it as a philosophical rollercoaster that occasionally veers off the tracks, leaving you pondering existential questions whilst clutching your metaphorical stomach in delight and despair. Each chapter is a delightful jumble of insightful commentary and historical context, leaving you to sift through the rich tapestry of Augustine’s life in a way that makes you feel both enlightened and utterly baffled. But let’s not forget the practical aspect of your reading experience. This book is not just a collection of musings; it’s a conversation starter at dinner parties where the guests are more inclined to debate the nature of free will than discuss the latest scandal in the tabloids. You could easily drop a quote or two from Augustine to sound impressively intellectual, only to have someone ask you for a follow-up explanation that you’ll be entirely unprepared for. Who knew philosophy could be so handy for socializing? Condition: This particular copy may bear the marks of its journey through various hands, a veritable testament to its role as “that one book that was on the shelf for a while.” Expect a charming patina of minor wear, as it has seen its fair share of existential crises—both yours and its previous owners’. There’s a slight chance you might unearth a forgotten coffee stain or even a cryptic note from a previous reader, which only adds to its character. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a delightful mix of spiritual musing and historical reference that leaves you questioning everything you thought you knew about life, love, and the universe, then *Augustine And His World* might just be the book for you. Available through Crappy Old Books, where each title carries its own interesting backstory, much like Augustine himself—full of drama, a bit of messiness, and certainly plenty to ponder. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1874/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/augustine-and-his-world-feb-2021.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A Lion Book 9780745951041 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1873 Walking Close To THe Great Ouse North Of Milton Keynes by Clive Brown Ah, “Walking Close To The Great Ouse North Of Milton Keynes” by Clive Brown – a title so precise it could probably serve as a GPS coordinate. Published in 2005 by the illustrious Clive Brown, this literary masterpiece invites you to take a leisurely stroll through an area that is almost certainly on the map, provided you have the right map and perhaps a magnifying glass. If you’ve ever yearned for a literary guide that’s less about grand adventures and more about the quaint charm of riverbanks dotted with the occasional duck, you’re in for an enlightening experience. This book is a love letter to the Great Ouse, that splendidly unassuming river that seems to whisper in the ears of those who dare to walk its banks. Brown’s prose, reminiscent of a gentle breeze rustling through the leaves or perhaps a particularly tepid cup of tea, leads you through the meandering paths and subtle nuances of this rather damp but undeniably picturesque locale. It’s less a rousing adventure and more an invitation to ponder the nature of wet grass and the existential crisis of a solitary swan. Forget your action-packed thrillers and plot twists that could make a soap opera look mundane. This is the literary equivalent of a Sunday afternoon spent watching paint dry, but with a side of nostalgia for those who remember a simpler time when nature and contemplation were in vogue. Brown’s musings about the flora and fauna are punctuated by what can only be described as profound observations on the meaning of water, the philosophical implications of ripples, and the mysteries of mud. As you traverse these pages, expect to encounter such riveting topics as: The various shades of brown that one might encounter along the riverbank How to identify a particularly unenthusiastic willow tree The seasonal migration of ducks—arising, of course, from the existential dread of winter A deep dive into the symbolism of muddy boots in one’s personal journey And the not-so-mythical creatures of the Great Ouse, who may or may not exist but are absolutely worth pondering. Now, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: the lack of an ISBN. You may think this is a mere oversight, but it is perhaps a bold statement about the nature of publishing itself. Why conform to the rules of bibliographic existence when one can simply exist as a quirky enigma? This book is a testament to the audacity of self-publishing, much like a hipster café that serves only avocado toast and artisanal water. It’s an acquired taste, but for those who relish the oddities of life, it promises to be a delightful find. Condition: Used, with the faint scent of damp grass and a hint of nostalgia that signals it has been around the block a few times. Expect minor wear and tear, possibly including dog-eared pages that suggest this book has been cherished in a way that only second-rate guidebooks can be. You might even find a few notes scribbled in the margins—likely philosophical insights from a previous reader, or perhaps just shopping lists that weave in and out of the Great Ouse’s significance. So, if you find yourself yearning for a deep dive into the not-so-torrential waters of Milton Keynes’ less glamorous side, look no further than Clive Brown’s magnum opus. It may not change your life, but it will certainly make you wonder why anyone would choose to read anything else. For those of you who are enthusiasts of the eccentric and the mundane alike, this quirky tome is available through Crappy Old Books—where every book has a story, even if it’s just about a walk along a riverbank. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1873/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/walking-close-to-the-great-ouse-north-of-milton-keynes-feb-2021.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clive Brown no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1872 Fencing in Gods People by Wild Goose Resource Group In a world where spiritual enlightenment often collides with the mundane realities of everyday life, "Fencing in Gods People" by the enigmatic Wild Goose Resource Group emerges like a peculiar bird trying to peck its way through the dense underbrush of modern faith. Published in the not-so-distant year of 2007, this book is not your average theological treatise; rather, it is a whimsical exploration of the peculiarities that often accompany the divine as it navigates the paradoxes of human existence. Forget what you think you know about spirituality; this is an invitation to take a stroll through the absurd garden of faith-filled fencing—yes, fencing, as in the sport, with all its elegant flourishes, designed to keep things in, or perhaps, keep things out. Who could have thought that the divine would sport a mask and brandish a foil? Consider this an open-ended exploration of how the faithful can sometimes feel like they are fencing with the very notions they hold dear. The Wild Goose Resource Group, with a name that suggests a level of whimsy and unpredictability, has penned a work that flits between the profound and the preposterous, challenging readers to reflect on why they feel the need to fence in their spirituality while simultaneously yearning for the freedom of the open skies. With metaphors that seem to prance around like hyperactive birds, it’s impossible to predict where this merry expedition will lead you. Will it prompt you to consider the fencing of your own beliefs? Or perhaps, even better, will it compel you to pick up an actual fencing foil and engage in some swordplay while pondering your place in the cosmos? As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter a variety of unexpected delights, such as character studies of historical fencing champions who paradoxically found their faith during a particularly intense bout, and perhaps even a few cheeky anecdotes that challenge the very idea of ’God’s people’ being so neatly delineated. It’s an irreverent romp that urges you to think outside the box—or rather, outside the fencing ring. This book dares to ask the questions we all ponder but seldom articulate: What are the boundaries we draw around our beliefs? And who, if anyone, holds the key to these imaginary gates? But fear not, dear reader, for within this slightly battered tome lies a treasure trove of unconventional wisdom that may just jolt you out of your complacent comfort zone. You’ll find reflections that could lead you to consider the divine in more colorful terms, perhaps envisioning God not just as a gentle shepherd but also as a sprightly fencer dodging your existential queries with flair. It’s a peculiar concept, yet one that tantalizes the imagination and invites you to reconsider the nature of the divine and the role of community. Now, let us not overlook the intricacies of the book’s design. The cover may be slightly scuffed, perhaps resembling the weathered visage of an aging fencer, but it nonetheless holds within it the promise of an engaging and enlightening journey—if you can brave the eccentricity of its narrative style. Just think of it as a well-loved companion, ready to accompany you through the mazes of faith and folly. Condition: Used, with a few dog-eared pages that hint at its previous life as a companion to a soul in search of answers. The spine exhibits the delightful character of a book that has been cherished, debated, and perhaps even argued with over the years. The text remains legible, and the quirky idiosyncrasies of the author shine through, undimmed by time. A glimpse into the absurdity of faith within the fencing community. Unexpected life lessons from historical fencing champions. Character studies that blur the lines between the sacred and the silly. Reflections on the boundaries we draw around our beliefs. Questions that even the most confident theologians might ponder. So if you find yourself intrigued by the intersection of spirituality and sports—or merely wish to explore the bewildering landscape of belief in a new light—"Fencing in Gods People" is here to add a whimsical touch to your collection. Available through the ever-curious Crappy Old Books, this title is ready to sweep you into a world where faith and foils collide in the most unexpected ways. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1872/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fencing-in-gods-people-feb-2021.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wild Goose Resource Group no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1871 Alternative Worship by Jonny Baker and Doug Gay with Jenny Brown In the early 2000s, when the world was still sorting through the remnants of a Y2K panic and the iPod was a fresh-faced gadget, Jonny Baker and Doug Gay, with a dash of Jenny Brown, beckoned the faithful to explore the remarkably thrilling realm of... Alternative Worship! Yes, you heard that right. This isn’t your grandmother’s hymn-singing, pew-sitting, potluck-style church gathering. No sir! This is a radical reimagining of worship as we know it—complete with funky liturgies, avant-garde church layouts, and perhaps even a PowerPoint presentation that makes you question your entire existence. Or at least your choice of font. Includes the CD in the back cover. Is that a drum circle in the corner? Why, yes! Are those beanbags replacing the hard wooden pews? You bet! Baker and Gay take readers on a whimsical ride filled with whimsical rituals designed to engage a post-modern congregation that longs for connection through espresso machines and existential musings. Forget about the days when worship involved sitting quietly and contemplating your sins; this book invites you to throw on some tie-dye, grab your ukulele, and join a spiritual dance-off. Wondering what the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge was thinking when they published this mind-bending tome? Probably that traditional worship was as outdated as VHS tapes and flip phones. After all, who wouldn’t want to turn their Sunday service into a theatrical experience akin to a fringe festival, complete with interpretative dance and artsy projections of existential quotes? It’s like a spiritual takeover of your local community center, where the refreshments are organic and the conversations are deeper than the average folk tune. But wait, there’s more! Alternative Worship doesn’t just toss ideas around like confetti at a New Year’s party; it also provides practical suggestions that could very well transform your local church into a hipster haven. Baker and Gay urge you to think outside the stained glass box and embrace the avant-garde. Remember, a tambourine is not merely an instrument; it’s a vehicle for spiritual enlightenment! And if your congregation doesn’t get it, well, they’re probably still stuck in the 19th century, lamenting the loss of their beloved choir. For the curious and the intrepid, this book offers an array of approaches to worship that might just make you leave your comfort zone. Why not consider: Creating a ’Worship Lab’ where experimentation is encouraged—just don’t use the church’s Wi-Fi for TikTok videos. Encouraging prayer through art, using finger paints for a more tactile spiritual experience. Implementing ‘noisy worship’ to emphasize that spiritual expression isn’t all about silence and solemnity. Hosting community gatherings that could easily double as late-night café discussions. Incorporating multimedia elements to ensure that even the most devout can stay engaged in an Instagrammable way. Condition: Used, which means this book may contain dog-eared pages stained with the remnants of someone’s existential crisis. Perhaps a few misguided coffee stains are present, adding an air of authenticity to your reading experience. After all, what is a spiritual journey without a few spills along the way? You’ll feel the weight of history in your hands as you turn each page, wondering who else sought enlightenment through alternative means in local church basements. So, if you’ve ever found yourself yearning for a more dynamic spiritual experience, or if you just want to have a chuckle at the audacity of reimagining worship, grab a copy of Alternative Worship. Feel free to peruse it while sipping a fair-trade latte and contemplating your place in this chaotic universe. Because let’s face it: if you’re seeking an escape from the mundane, you might as well do it with a bit of flair and a whole lot of irony. Find your copy at Crappy Old Books and join the revolution of sacred chaos. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1871/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/alternative-worship-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge 9780281053964 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1870 Seven Sacred Pauses by Macrina Wiederkehr What do you get when a monk decides that the frantic pace of modern life is best addressed with a thoughtful pause? Enter "Seven Sacred Pauses," a piece of literature that suggests stopping is not only an option but a spiritual necessity. Written by Macrina Wiederkehr, this earnest tome from 2008 serves as a sort of spiritual user manual for those trapped in a whirlwind of banal responsibilities and incessant notifications, all while attempting to find their inner peace—or at least a moment of quiet between Zoom calls. Set against the backdrop of an increasingly frenetic society, "Seven Sacred Pauses" dares to challenge the status quo. In an age where we often feel that a meaningful breath is just as elusive as a decent cup of tea in a cheap café, Wiederkehr invites us to embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing. With the audacity of a cat on a sunny windowsill, she offers us a series of contemplative pauses that might just save your sanity—or at least provide a nice excuse to stop scrolling through social media for five minutes. The book’s layout promises to be as structured as a well-made scone, with each sacred pause accompanied by reflections, meditations, and the occasional motivational message that could easily be mistaken for a fortune cookie. You might find yourself being urged to pause for joy, pause for gratitude, and—because one can never have enough pauses—perhaps even pause for the sheer joy of pausing. It’s as if the author took every cliché about mindfulness and decided to throw them all together in a somewhat chaotic yet charming mélange. Wiederkehr’s prose is reminiscent of a gentle nudge from your grandmother, encouraging you to slow down while simultaneously offering a biscuit and the latest gossip about the neighbours. The author seems to be saying, “Life is too short to rush; let’s take a tea break instead.” And who could argue with that? If you have ever wondered if it’s acceptable to simply stop and smell the roses (or at the very least the overripe fruit in your kitchen), this book might be just the thing to accompany your existential musings. With its soothing cover, reminiscent of a Sunday afternoon at an abbey, this volume carries the weight of sincere intentions and probably a few too many self-help clichés. However, tucked within its pages are delightful insights that might just inspire you to find a new way to enjoy your time—or at the very least, a new way to justify your afternoon naps. One might even say it’s the perfect companion for anyone who has ever found themselves overwhelmed by the relentless demands of everyday life. You know, like everyone. Condition: This book is used, so expect it to possess a certain charm that only a second-hand item could offer. It may have the occasional dog-eared page or some light overall wear, serving as a testament to its journeys with previous readers who, perhaps somewhat ironically, were also seeking the sacred pause. In its well-loved state, it could serve as a conversation starter, prompting curious onlookers to ask, “What sort of sacred pauses are we discussing here?” Ultimately, "Seven Sacred Pauses" is not just a book but a gentle reminder of the necessity to breathe and reflect amidst life’s chaotic circus. So, if you’re prepared to embrace the absurdity of pausing in a world that seems to move at the speed of light, then this book might just be the quirky companion you need. Available now at Crappy Old Books, it awaits those brave enough to slow down and contemplate the beauty of doing absolutely nothing. Or at least not doing everything all at once. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1870/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/seven-sacred-pauses-feb-2021.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sorin Books 9781933495248 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1869 Sharing the Faith by John Barnes In the year of our Lord, 1989, amid the heady chaos of shoulder pads and synth music, John Barnes thought it wise to pen a tome entitled Sharing the Faith, published with the utmost conviction by The Church Union. This isn’t just a book; it’s a spirited invitation to a very specific kind of tea party, one where the biscuits are a touch stale and the conversations sometimes veer dangerously close to the existential. For those brave enough to lift the cover, prepare to be challenged, uplifted, and possibly bewildered in equal measure. Barnes, with a wink and a nudge, guides his readers through the rocky terrain of religious discourse, as if he were leading a group of slightly bewildered pilgrims through a labyrinth of public speaking and sermon-sharing strategies. Think of it as a manual on how to deliver your message without accidentally turning into a modern-day Job—complete with helpful hints to avoid major catastrophes when sharing your beliefs with friends, relatives, and the occasional random stranger who may or may not have been napping in the pews. But let’s not be coy about it: this book is not without its quirks. Each chapter opens with a cheeky little exhortation to remember that faith-sharing is a bit like sharing your grandmother’s secret recipe for fruitcake—best approached with both reverence and a healthy dollop of trepidation. After all, you wouldn’t want to scare off the guests with an overzealous display of your religious fervor, now would you? Barnes gently reminds us that faith is best shared in small bites, rather like the aforementioned fruitcake. As you thumb through the pages, you’ll find a veritable smorgasbord of tips, anecdotes, and the occasional outright confession that may leave you questioning not only your own faith but also your ability to host a decent dinner party. You’ll be treated to the kind of advice that can transform even the most awkward encounters into opportunities for spiritual enlightenment—or at least, a somewhat less uncomfortable silence. It’s almost as if Barnes knew that the Church wanted to sound cool in the ’80s but was more often mistaken for your uncle’s old vinyl collection. How to engage in heartfelt discussions without accidentally launching into a three-hour monologue about the history of the Church. Methods for gracefully backing out of theological debates that have taken a wrong turn into the territory of the absurd. Tips on using humour to defuse tension—because who doesn’t love a good laugh over a theological conundrum? Strategies for ensuring your faith-sharing is more ’inspired dialogue’ and less ’awkward lecture.’ How to identify the various types of churchgoers, from the enthusiastic ‘Amen!’ shouter to the passive-aggressive ’I’m just here for the tea’ crowd. Condition: Used, and carrying with it the scent of a bygone era—think long-forgotten church picnics and those questionable but endearing potluck casseroles known only to your best friend’s mother. The cover exhibits signs of wear and tear, a testament to its many admirers (or perhaps those just using it as a rather philosophical doorstop). The pages are slightly yellowed, as if they too have been pondering the deeper meanings of existence while languishing on a dusty shelf, waiting for the right reader to come along and appreciate their faded wisdom. So, dear reader, if you’re on the lookout for a guide to navigating the choppy waters of faith-sharing, or if you simply wish to reflect on the absurdity of it all, Sharing the Faith is a worthy addition to your collection. Just remember to approach it with an open mind, a pinch of salt, and perhaps a biscuit or two—just in case you find yourself needing a snack while contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every tome tells a story, and every shelf is a delightful adventure waiting to happen. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1869/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sharing-the-faith-feb-2021.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Church Union 9780851912462 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1868 Keep On Smiling by Phil Mason In a world where cynicism reigns supreme, *Keep On Smiling* by Phil Mason emerges as a beacon of unyielding optimism. Published in the halcyon days of 2001, when flip phones were still considered cutting-edge and the internet was a mere toddler, this book promises to be a delightful romp through the well-trodden path of positivity. But beware! Underneath its chirpy title lies a labyrinth of irony that may leave you grinning like a Cheshire cat or questioning your very existence. One must wonder if Mason intended for this to be a guide or a gentle mockery of the relentless optimism that often feels like a warm cup of tea spilled on your lap at the least opportune moment. Is it a self-help manual, a philosophical treatise, or perhaps an existential crisis wrapped in an upbeat cover? Only the most intrepid reader will uncover the true nature of this mildly unsettling tome. At its heart, *Keep On Smiling* may well be the literary equivalent of a motivational poster featuring a kitten dangling from a branch, with the caption "Hang in There!"—only with more verbose sentences and an inexplicable fondness for alliteration. Mason invites you into a world where smiles are currency, and every frown is a personal affront to the universe. It’s all very wholesome until you find yourself questioning your own facial expressions in the mirror. As you leaf through the pages, you might find a curious blend of anecdotes, tips, and a sprinkling of dubious statistics that suggest smiling more will somehow lead to world peace. While you might not walk away with a Nobel Prize, you will certainly have a handful of unsolicited advice about how to turn that frown upside down. Mason provides a plethora of actionable suggestions that range from the sensible to the utterly baffling. And who knows? You might just discover the secret to eternal happiness wedged between chapters—or perhaps just the cat hair from the previous owner. The book’s charm lies in its earnestness, which, when coupled with the passage of time, might feel akin to finding a relic from a bygone era. Remember when optimism was viewed as a virtue rather than a naïve folly? The year 2001, a time before social media trolls had completely taken over our collective psyche, is captured within these pages, promising a nostalgia trip for those tired souls yearning for a simpler time when smiling was more than just a reaction to buffering video. The cover art, featuring a grinning sun with cartoonishly large teeth, is an absolute delight and may well inspire you to keep the book on your coffee table as a conversation starter. On the off chance that you are hosting a gathering and need a lighthearted topic to divert attention from the awkwardness of small talk, this book will do wonders. However, beware of the unintended consequences—guests may leave with a newfound commitment to smile at every possible opportunity, leading to a bizarre social experiment that tests the limits of human cheerfulness. Condition: This particular edition has seen better days, as it has been gently used and well-loved—much like a favourite pair of shoes that has walked through a fair amount of puddles. The pages are slightly yellowed, possibly from a combination of time and the occasional tearful reading session by someone grappling with the content’s absurdity. Marginalia may grace some of the pages, though one can hardly blame the previous owner for feeling the urge to jot down their thoughts amid the relentless sunshine. If you’re looking for pristine, you might want to keep on smiling past this one. Whether you read it for its intended purpose, as a sarcastic commentary on the human condition, or merely to adorn your bookshelf with something that prompts a chuckle, *Keep On Smiling* is sure to spark conversations ranging from the deep to the delightfully inane. So grab a cup of tea, perhaps a biscuit or two, and prepare to explore the quirkiness of perpetual optimism through the lens of one man’s journey into the dizzying joy of smiling. Just don’t blame us if you find yourself grinning at the absurdity of it all—after all, Crappy Old Books believes in embracing every turn of phrase, no matter how dubious it may be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1868/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/keep-on-smiling-feb-2021.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Monarch Books 9781854245595 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1865 Remember the Alamo by William W Johnstone Once upon a time—specifically, in 2007—an author named William W Johnstone decided that the world needed yet another retelling of the legendary tale of the Alamo. So he whipped up a historical narrative that, while striving for authenticity, might also make you ponder whether it was inspired by a particularly vivid daydream involving a cowboy hat and a six-shooter. In the pages of "Remember the Alamo," the author seems to channel the spirits of long-dead Texas revolutionaries like a literary ghostbuster, or perhaps he simply ran out of fresh ideas and decided to borrow from history. Either way, get ready to wrestle with your own sense of time, as you find yourself knee-deep in cultural nostalgia or rolling your eyes at the dramatic flair of it all. This book promises a robust exploration of the epic stand-off that has been immortalized in both history books and pop culture (think: movies, bad reenactments, and the occasional barbecue sauce brand). Yet, as you turn the yellowing pages, you might wonder if Johnstone was aiming for a scholarly treatise or a raucous cowboy tale filled with machismo. Perhaps it’s a bit of both, or perhaps he was merely hoping his readers would enjoy a good ol’ fashioned shootout without the pesky details of accuracy interfering. In "Remember the Alamo," you might be treated to a cavalcade of characters that seem to pop up like prairie dogs at a picnic. With names that roll off the tongue like a mouthful of tumbleweed, you may find yourself questioning whether some of these figures were actual historical icons or the author’s wild imagination taking the wheel. Be prepared for dramatic monologues that seem to draw inspiration from a soap opera episode set in the Wild West, because nothing says “epic battle” like a character dramatically declaring their undying love for both freedom and baked beans. The book’s prose is so vividly descriptive that you can almost smell the gunpowder and feel the sweat trickling down the back of your neck—though it might just be the air conditioning in your living room. Johnstone’s knack for detail is both a blessing and a curse, leading you to wonder if he ever met a metaphor he didn’t like. It’s a delightful mishmash of historical reverence and unabashed storytelling that may leave you giggling as much as it does gripping your seat in suspense. If you’re wondering what to expect, brace yourself for a whirlwind of thrilling battles, questionable dialogue, and enough heroic posturing to make even the most stoic of historians raise an eyebrow. You might find yourself pondering the essential questions of life, like why, exactly, anyone would willingly choose to live in such a tumultuous time—and whether Johnstone is subtly critiquing that very choice through his characters’ exaggerated exploits. Condition: This book has been previously owned by someone who likely appreciated the juxtaposition of historical drama and campy storytelling, so expect a few dog-eared pages and perhaps an unflattering coffee ring on the cover. It’s not pristine, but like an aging cowboy, it carries the charm of experience and a few battle scars that add to its character. Ideal for those seeking a quirky addition to their collection or a conversation starter at the next book club meeting—if your fellow members can handle the spirited banter surrounding the Alamo. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with wild west escapades replete with exaggerated bravery and questionable historical accuracy, "Remember the Alamo" is waiting for you. Dust off your spurs, crack open a can of beans, and prepare for a reading experience that only Crappy Old Books could procure for you in all its musty glory. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to add a rather peculiar piece of literature to your shelf, where it can stand proudly among more serious titles and continue to spark bewilderment for years to come. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1865/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Remember-the-Alamo.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle 9780786018741 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1864 Time and the Hour by Howard Spring In the grand continuum of literary masterpieces, *Time and the Hour* by Howard Spring stands as an enigma wrapped in a mystery, imbibed with a generous splash of existential bewilderment. Published in 1962 by the ever-reliable Fontana Books, this tome offers readers an exquisite exploration of time—not just in terms of ticking clocks and the slow march of age, but rather as a tapestry woven with the threads of human experience, loss, and the occasional cuppa. Perhaps, as you flip through its slightly yellowed pages, you may wonder if Spring was attempting to crack the riddle of time itself or merely passing the hours in a smoky café, scribbling down his musings on napkins. Our protagonist—as elusive as a memory slipping through one’s fingers—navigates the labyrinth of life’s temporal quirks. Every turn brings a new revelation, or perhaps a bewildering question that may make you ponder your own existence, preferably over a cup of tea. The narrative dances through the years with all the grace of a three-legged pigeon, leaving readers both amused and perplexed. It’s a novel that teeters on the brink of profundity and absurdity, often stumbling but somehow achieving a kind of chaotic charm along the way. In the tradition of the finest British literature, Spring invites you to ponder such profound concepts as: Is time merely a social construct? Or are we all just unwitting participants in a cosmic joke? And why, pray tell, is the hour hand so much less interesting than the minute hand? These questions will linger like the smell of toast from an afternoon tearoom, tantalising yet ultimately unanswered. If you ever wanted to contemplate your own mortality while considering the merits of a good biscuit, look no further. As you delve into this peculiar literary venture, you might find yourself pondering the following compelling questions: What does time mean to a clockmaker who’s lost his sense of time? Can a narrative truly capture the essence of something as slippery as an hour? Is there an optimal time for reading this book, or does it depend on the reader’s mood? How many cups of tea does it take to fully appreciate Spring’s intricate musings? Will this book make me profoundly philosophical, or just slightly confused? The year 1962 was a time of great change, yet somehow this book feels like a curious relic from an era that may have existed only in a parallel universe where everyone wore hats and had existential crises over tea. Flipping through these pages might transport you back to a time when life felt a touch more whimsical, with the prospect of the future draped in a veil of uncertainty and hope, albeit with a distinct lack of mobile phones to distract from the fleeting moments. Condition: This particular copy of *Time and the Hour* has been lovingly used, bearing the marks of its previous owners with the grace of a well-traveled companion. Expect dog-eared corners, the faint smell of nostalgia mingling with the scent of aged paper, and the occasional coffee stain that adds character—much like the characters within its pages. The spine is creased, making it look well-loved, yet its wisdom remains intact, a testament to the timeless nature of Spring’s reflections. So as you contemplate your choices, consider this: perhaps *Time and the Hour* is precisely the book you need for a rainy afternoon—or perhaps it’s the book you never knew you didn’t want to read. Either way, it’s available at Crappy Old Books, where one man’s outdated literature is another man’s philosophical adventure! Pick it up and see where the hour takes you—hopefully, it’s not too far from the kettle. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1864/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Time-and-the-Hour-2021-01.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1862 Cauldron of Desire by Levanah Lloyd In the illustrious year of 1981, when neon leg warmers ruled the dance floors and disco balls sparkled like the hopes of a generation, Levanah Lloyd dared to brew something altogether different in her novel "Cauldron of Desire." This work, published by the ever-so-slightly whimsical Minstrel Press, invites you into a world not just of love but of an unholy, bubbling concoction of emotions that defies the laws of logic and possibly even hygiene. Open the pages of this quirky tome and prepare to encounter a cast of characters so eccentric they could populate an avant-garde theatre troupe—or perhaps a particularly strange episode of a long-forgotten soap opera. You’ll find that the title is less about traditional romantic yearning and more about the simmering chaos of desire, which, if you ask anyone who attended a party in the 1980s, is best experienced when mixed with a little bit of mystery, a dollop of existential dread, and perhaps a splash of something unidentifiable. As you meander through the narrative, you may find yourself pondering questions such as: What does it mean to truly desire something? Is it the pursuit of a fabled love, or the acquisition of that perfect avocado toast recipe that keeps eluding you? Lloyd’s cauldron bubbles with complex subtext and a sprinkling of absurdity that challenges you to engage with your own longings—or at the very least, question the wisdom of your last impulse buy. Throughout "Cauldron of Desire," you will undoubtedly encounter themes that feel oddly relevant today, despite the excessive shoulder pads and hair that could only be described as a ’do.’ After all, what is a cauldron but a vessel for mixing together the unmixable? Prepare yourself for: Romantic entanglements that turn into a game of charades gone wrong. Quirky prophecies delivered by a cat with a penchant for sass. A deep dive into the psyche of characters who might need to reconsider their life choices. Unusual recipes that may or may not involve actual cauldrons. Philosophical musings that would make even the most committed of cynics raise an eyebrow. Condition: This particular copy of "Cauldron of Desire" has seen better days. The cover is a patchwork of faded colours and mysterious stains that whisper stories of its previous owners—perhaps some were even caught in the throes of their own desires while flipping through its pages. The spine is cracked, creating a wonderfully creaky sound that might just add to the atmosphere when you read it in dim lighting. The pages are slightly yellowed, a testament to its age and the myriad of curious hands that have perused its contents—each reader leaving their unique mark, much like the hand-painted pottery in a second-hand shop. In a world increasingly obsessed with sleek e-readers and minimalist aesthetics, "Cauldron of Desire" stands as a testament to a time when books were allowed to be a little rough around the edges—much like the very desires they seek to examine. So, go on, brave reader! Embrace the imperfections, for in the realm of second-hand literature, it is the quirks that often deliver the most delightful experiences. If this description has piqued your curiosity or perhaps triggered a longing for the absurd, don’t hesitate to procure this quirky piece of literature from Crappy Old Books. After all, what’s a little chaos when it comes to desire? Grab your cauldron—you’ll need it! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1862/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Cauldron-of-Desire-2021-01.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Minstrel 9780708820742 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1861 Indian Summer by John Knowles Ah, "Indian Summer," a title that conjures images of languid days spent lounging under the sun, perhaps sipping lemonade while wearing a straw hat that has seen better days. However, upon closer inspection, this particular tome promises more than just idyllic scenes of nature. Published in 1967 by Bantam Books—an era when bell bottoms were all the rage and folks were generally oblivious to the world of social media—this book seems to straddle the line between poetic prose and existential crisis. Yes, because when you think of summer, you definitely think of life’s heavy questions, don’t you? Author John Knowles, a man who likely perfected the art of pondering while wearing thick glasses and a knitted sweater, brings readers into a narrative that’s as warm as a sun-drenched afternoon yet as complex as the instructions for assembling flat-pack furniture. Perhaps it’s a clever metaphor for youth and the bittersweet nature of nostalgia, or perhaps it’s simply a reflection of Knowles’ existential dread as he stares out at the world through the rain-streaked window of a British café. Who can say? This book is certainly not your average summer read, which is why we’ve decided to grace it with a spot in your collection. The cover boasts a faded image of what might be a sunset, but don’t let that fool you; the contents might just lead you on a journey through the tangled vines of self-discovery and the occasional musing about the futility of existence. Yes, nothing says “Indian Summer” quite like a dose of philosophical ennui! Expect to encounter characters who are as rich in complexity as a three-week-old fruitcake. They may not be your average protagonists, but they embody the spirit of an era when introspection was seen as a sign of sophistication, and angst was considered an art form. As you flip through the pages, you’ll likely find yourself questioning whether you, too, have missed the boat on some grand summer adventure—or whether you’re destined to stew in the melancholy of a never-ending autumn. Condition: This used edition has clearly lived a life more vibrant than many of us can boast. The pages are a delightful shade of beige, complemented by occasional dog-eared corners that speak to the love and longing of previous readers. Expect some yellowing and that distinct whiff of musty nostalgia. There may even be a few underlined passages, perhaps not-so-subtly hinting at the emotions of the last reader who felt the weight of summer’s end. It’s like a literary time capsule, just waiting for you to unearth its secrets. As you embark on this literary journey, prepare yourself for a whirlwind of contemplations on life, love, and the socio-political climate of the late ’60s. You may find yourself pondering questions such as: What does it mean to truly live in the moment? Can one ever recapture the glory of a fleeting summer? And why on Earth do we feel compelled to read books with dismal covers and disconcerting themes? The answers await you, or perhaps they don’t—who knows? As the sun sets on this blurb, let it be known that "Indian Summer" is more than just a book; it’s an experience, a conversation starter at awkward dinner parties, and a perfect gift for that friend who claims to love deep literature but spends their days binge-watching reality TV. So, grab your copy today, lovingly brought to you by Crappy Old Books, and remember: summer is fleeting, but existential dread is forever. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1861/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Indian-Summer-2021-01.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1857 Richards Way by Kate Thompson In the dizzying whirl of 1970, when bell bottoms were a fashion statement and people believed that disco was a passing fad, Kate Thompson dared to pen what can only be described as a literary roadmap to somewhere vaguely resembling enlightenment. Enter "Richards Way," an enigmatic title that begs the question: who is Richard? And why on Earth is he going anywhere in the first place? Is it a metaphorical journey or a literal one? We’re not fully sure, but we can guarantee you’ll be taken on a trip—much like someone accidentally stepping onto a bus headed for the wrong end of town. Published by Tandem, a name that suggests both speed and a certain lack of thoroughness, this book promises to guide you through the bewildering landscape of human emotion, societal norms, and possibly a few questionable life choices. Will you emerge from its pages a more enlightened individual, or merely feeling as though you’ve been trapped in a tea shop with someone who won’t stop talking about the merits of herbal infusions? Only time—and perhaps a pot of Earl Grey—will tell. As you flip through the slightly yellowed pages, you may encounter a mishmash of plot points that could be best described as “interesting” if you squint hard enough. Perhaps it’s a coming-of-age tale, or maybe an exploration of the existential dread that comes with realizing your life is just as chaotic as your sock drawer. Readers will find themselves asking pressing questions: Is this a character study? A critique of the swinging ’70s? Or merely an opportunity for Thompson to showcase her extensive collection of unpopular opinions? The answer, unfortunately, may be lost in the narrative fog. For those delighting in the peculiarities of mid-century British literature, "Richards Way" offers a smorgasbord of uniquely British observations served with a side of sarcasm that might leave you chuckling—or scratching your head in utter confusion. It’s a bit like enjoying a pint of flat beer: you’re not entirely sure why you’re doing it, but it feels oddly fitting for the circumstances. What’s more, Thompson’s prose wades through the murky waters of relationships, with characters who are as relatable as they are perplexing. Prepare to meet a cast of individuals so delightfully flawed you might find yourself wondering if they’d make better soap opera stars than actual people. The dialogue crackles with a wit that is both sharp and slightly off-kilter, much like a tea kettle that only whistles when it feels like it. Best keep your expectations realistic, though; this book is not going to solve your relationship issues, but it might help you appreciate them from a safe distance. Condition: Used, of course! This copy proudly displays the battle scars of time—dog-eared pages that have seen better days, a spine that has witnessed too many overzealous readings, and the occasional coffee stain that hints at a past life filled with caffeine-fueled literary adventures. It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter! Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good yarn with a side of nostalgia, perfect for that hipster café corner or your own personal library of delightful oddities. So why not take a chance on “Richards Way”? Whether you’re searching for answers or simply trying to avoid the tedium of modern life, this book has you covered—or at least, it might remind you of how much you enjoy procrastination. After all, who doesn’t appreciate a good excuse to avoid adult responsibilities? Plus, each second-hand copy sold by Crappy Old Books comes with a guarantee of character—much like the book itself! In conclusion, if you’re in the mood for a literary experience that promises to be as perplexing as it is entertaining, look no further. Grab your copy and embark on the peculiar journey that is “Richards Way.” Just remember to keep your expectations at a reasonable level, and you’ll fit right in with the charmingly chaotic world Thompson has crafted. Happy reading! Or not. It’s really up to you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1857/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Richards-Way-nov2020.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tandem no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1855 Ralph Dacre by Anne Stevenson In a world teetering on the brink of chaos, where the mere act of getting out of bed can feel like a monumental achievement, Anne Stevenson’s "Ralph Dacre" emerges as a curious relic from 1970. Published by Collins—those stalwarts of literary contributions that have occasionally dabbled in the bizarre and the brilliant—this novel is an invitation to an enigmatic journey that may or may not lead anywhere interesting. It’s the sort of book that would have inspired a debate in a smoky pub back in the day—were you brave (or foolish) enough to choose it from the shelf? Now, what is Ralph Dacre, you might ask? Is he a misunderstood genius, a culinary enthusiast trapped in a mundane life, or perhaps an embodiment of existential dread disguised as an everyday chap? The truth is, much like the elusive sock that vanishes in the laundry, Ralph Dacre is an entity that refuses to be categorized neatly. Instead, he ambles through the chapters, offering readers a veritable smorgasbord of whimsical thoughts and ponderous asides that are sure to leave you wondering if you actually read every page or simply imagined much of it while half-heartedly consuming a crumpet. Stevenson’s prose—sharp as a serrated knife and equally as unpredictable—will either tickle your fancy or send you spiraling into the depths of literary confusion. Readers may find themselves caught in the web of her intricate, occasionally maddening, narrative style that invites you to unravel the complexities of Ralph’s existence while simultaneously laughing at the absurdity of trying to make sense of it all. You might even find yourself creating a flowchart, complete with arrows leading to dead ends, just to track your thoughts regarding Ralph’s many perplexing decisions. As you delve deeper into the text, it becomes increasingly evident that the true star of "Ralph Dacre" is not Ralph himself, but rather the jumbled and chaotic world around him. The supporting cast of characters—each more eccentric than the last—might make you question if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a farcical play instead of a novel. Stevenson has a talent for crafting individuals so delightfully peculiar that they could easily hold court at a tea party where the main topic of discussion is the philosophical implications of biscuits. Condition: This copy of "Ralph Dacre" comes to you in used condition, which is perhaps the most fitting state for a book that seems to breathe the very essence of the 1970s. Expect dog-eared pages, the remnants of enthusiastic annotations in the margins that illustrate a previous reader’s struggle to comprehend the complexities within, and a cover that has seen better days—much like Ralph himself. It offers a certain charm, an endearing quality that says, “I’ve been loved, I’ve been read, and I still have stories to tell.” As with all good second-hand finds, this book is perfect for those who appreciate the nuances of literary exploration without the pretense of modern-day perfection. Whether you’re a seasoned bibliophile or merely someone looking to impress friends with your eclectic taste, "Ralph Dacre" promises an experience unlike any other—if only because it may leave you questioning your sanity. In summary, if you’re in the market for a book that is as unpredictable as a British summer and as compellingly curious as a cat in a hat, “Ralph Dacre” may just be the oddball choice your shelf has been yearning for. While you won’t find definitive answers or neatly wrapped conclusions here, you will undoubtedly encounter an adventure that will linger in your mind long after you’ve turned the final page. So, why not pick up this literary enigma and take a chance? After all, life is far too short for boring books, and you found this delightful curiosity at Crappy Old Books, where treasures await the daring and the slightly mad. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1855/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Ralph-Dacre-nov2020.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1854 Modern Short Stories by Jim Hunter Ah, the 1970s—an era of questionable fashion choices, psychedelic experiments, and, indeed, the birth of a literary phenomenon known as the "modern short story." Enter Jim Hunter’s "Modern Short Stories," published in the heady days when bell-bottoms were almost as popular as avant-garde literature. This collection is a culmination of the author’s attempts to capture the essence of the human experience in bite-sized morsels, much like how one might present canapés at a dinner party where the host has slightly overestimated their culinary skills. This particular tome, nestled snugly within the pages of Faber, is a curious blend of narrative quirks and existential musings. You might find yourself pondering profound questions such as, "What is the meaning of life?" or "Does this story come with a side of existential dread?" Each tale is a delightful jaunt through the absurdities of modern life, featuring characters that may or may not bear a striking resemblance to your eccentric uncle who believes he can commune with squirrels. Hunter’s writing style oscillates between the poetic and the painfully mundane, akin to a roller coaster designed by an architect who also moonlights as a philosopher. You’ll be treated to a veritable buffet of emotions, ranging from the ecstatic highs of fleeting joy to the gut-wrenching lows of realisation that the last biscuit in the tin has been devoured by someone else. As the pages turn, you may find yourself laughing, sighing, or even contemplating adopting a cat for company in your own spiralling thoughts. Now, let’s not ignore the historical context—1973 was a year of change, revolution, and an unmistakable ‘something in the air’ vibe permeating every corner of society. It was a time when literature sought to break free from the shackles of conformity, and Hunter, in his wisdom, decided that short stories were the perfect vehicle for this rebellious spirit. Each story feels like an experiment in narrative, as if Hunter had gathered a group of wild-haired writers in a coffee shop and dared them to throw the conventional storytelling rulebook out the window. Spoiler: they did. In the spirit of the 1970s, this collection is replete with characters who are delightfully flawed, often finding themselves in absurd situations that are bewilderingly relatable. You’ll meet the dreamer, the cynic, the perennial optimist, and perhaps even a character so impossibly pretentious that you’ll find yourself muttering, “That’s just like my cousin Barry.” Each tale is a snapshot of life, though, unlike most snapshots, these are often out of focus or accidentally taken at an awkward moment. Condition: You might notice that this book has lived a life of its own—its cover is a tad scuffed, and the pages bear the faint scent of someone’s questionable choice of breakfast. Dog-eared corners and margin notes add a layer of charm, as if the previous owner felt compelled to share their thoughts on the minutiae of life with the book itself. It’s as if this collection has been through several existential crises, much like the characters it portrays. So if you’re in the market for a literary adventure that promises to tickle your fancy while simultaneously making you question your own life choices, then "Modern Short Stories" by Jim Hunter is the book for you. It’s the perfect read for those quiet evenings when you’d rather not speak to anyone but still crave the company of words that are both engaging and a tad bewildering. Don’t miss out on this eclectic collection, available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where we pride ourselves on bringing you the finest selection of books that, well, have a bit of character. After all, who wants a pristine volume when you can have one that tells a story of its own? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1854/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Modern-Short-Stories-nov2020.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1848 Stiletto by Harold Robbins Ah, the 1970s: a time when feathered hair was the height of fashion, bell bottoms were the norm, and Harold Robbins penned the literary equivalent of a glittering stiletto heel. Enter "Stiletto," a novel that promises to be as sharp and dazzling as its namesake, but is more likely to leave you with an awkward scar and a lingering sense of bewilderment. Published by New English Library, this masterpiece of dubious intent seems to embody the era’s proclivity for excess, both in style and substance. What awaits you within the pages of this 400-plus-page tome? One can only speculate, armed with the knowledge that Robbins was often praised for his ability to weave together tales of high society and low morals. Perhaps you’ll find yourself ensnared in a world filled with glamorous socialites, scandalous affairs, and enough melodrama to make a soap opera look like a documentary on grass growing. Or maybe, just maybe, you’ll encounter a protagonist so forgettable that even their best stiletto heels seem to lose their charm after the third chapter. Is the narrative of "Stiletto" a reflection of life’s sharp turns and unexpected punctures? Or is it simply a flimsy excuse for Robbins to showcase his penchant for scandal, desire, and, dare we say, the occasional existential crisis? One can’t help but expect that amidst the glitzy parties held in lavish penthouses, there might also be a few thoughtful musings on the futility of it all, interspersed with characters that strut around like peacocks but have the emotional depth of a puddle. As you traverse the pages, you may find yourself questioning whether the book is a satirical take on the 1970s societal norms or if it genuinely adheres to them, leaving you caught in a perpetual game of literary ping-pong. It’s like attending a soirée where the drinks are served in martini glasses, but you’re not quite sure if the punchline is served chilled or if it’s just a cruel joke aimed at your intellect. In a world where high heels bring both elevation and peril, Robbins seems to masterfully balance the two, possibly to the point of losing a few toes along the way. "Stiletto" occupies a peculiar niche, where the essence of glamour collides head-on with the absurdity of life, creating a delightful mess that only readers of a certain caliber can appreciate—or at the very least, tolerate. For those who appreciate a fine blend of irony and frippery, this book may just be your next guilty pleasure—or possibly a test of endurance. You might chuckle, wince, or even roll your eyes so hard you’d think you were at a particularly riveting family reunion. But fear not; Robbins is there to guide you through the chaos, armed with a pen and an insatiable appetite for the absurd. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days. Tattered edges, a few dog-eared pages, and the occasional coffee stain ensure that it carries with it the scent of history, or possibly just last week’s flat white. It’s a relic, a conversation starter, and a practical tool for crushing the occasional insect. Perfect for those who enjoy their literature with a side of irony and a generous sprinkle of nostalgia. So, if you’re ready to strap on your metaphorical stilettos and wade through the dazzling façade of 1970s literature, "Stiletto" awaits. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every title is a potential rabbit hole of regret or a delightful misadventure in reading. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1848/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Stiletto-nov2020.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1847 Days Of Danger by John Creasey In a year that saw the birth of psychedelic rock and the decline of traditional manners, John Creasey graced the literary world with "Days Of Danger," a title that invites a hefty amount of speculation. You can practically hear the typewriter keys clacking with an urgency that reflects the zeitgeist of late 1960s Britain, where every chapter could be a daring escapade or a polite tea party gone terribly wrong. This isn’t just a book; it’s a tantalizing time capsule of a period when danger was synonymous with adventure, and possibly, dodgy fashion choices. Arrow Books, in their infinite wisdom, decided that a paperback should embody the essence of suspense while remaining as pliable as a gummy bear. This book is likely to slip into your bag more easily than your social responsibilities. The cover, stained with the evidence of past readers’ coffee spills or perhaps an unfortunate encounter with an actual sandwich, offers a glimpse into the perilous life of a book that has been loved just a little too much. After all, what says ‘danger’ better than a mildly crumpled corner and a faint whiff of musty intrigue? But what is "Days Of Danger" really about? Ah, therein lies the mystery! One can only assume that it involves a protagonist with a questionable moral compass, perhaps driven by a strong desire to find the nearest exit in a life fraught with peril. There may be chases through the streets of London, where double-decker buses become the ultimate getaway vehicles—though let’s be honest, the real danger might come from sharing that bus seat with someone who has forgotten to bathe. And then, of course, there’s the ever-present threat of being caught out in a rainstorm without an umbrella, which could easily lead to damp socks of despair. As we delve deeper into the book’s essence, one might wonder why it was deemed necessary to label these "Days Of Danger" in particular. Were there “Days Of Mild Peril” that preceded it, or perhaps “Days Of Casual Indifference” that followed? One can only speculate. Perhaps Creasey was attempting to capture the spirit of an era where even the most mundane tasks could turn into life-or-death scenarios. How about that time you almost misstepped on the escalator at a Tube station? Danger indeed! And while we’re on the subject of danger, let’s not overlook the potential hazards of reading a second-hand book. Picture this: you’re lounging in a sunbeam, reveling in the thrill of the unknown, when you suddenly discover that this book once belonged to a particularly zealous dog-eared enthusiast who prioritized plot over preservation. Will your fingers get stuck in an adhesive web of popcorn residue, or worse, will you be cursed by the literary spirits of those who read before you? The risks are as real as they come! Condition: Used and precariously well-loved, "Days Of Danger" comes with all the quirks of a second-hand book that has seen its fair share of tea stains, dog-eared pages, and lines of text that seem to whisper secrets of their previous owners. The spine is creased, much like its readers, and the pages may have a slight yellow tinge, reminiscent of the evening light filtering through the curtains during a particularly dramatic reading session. If books could talk, this one would likely recount tales of midnight oil burnt, ominous cliffhangers, and the occasional existential crisis caused by the protagonist’s poor choices. So, if you fancy testing your luck and embracing the spirit of the 1960s with a dash of irony sprinkled in for good measure, "Days Of Danger" might just be your next read. But do keep a watchful eye on your surroundings; danger could lurk in the unlikeliest of places. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where even the most perilous of reads come with a side of charm and nostalgia. In the end, whether you’re looking for literary thrills or simply want to enhance your collection of slightly battered, yet audaciously intriguing reads, this book holds the promise of both. Just be prepared for the unexpected—after all, danger is but a page turn away! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1847/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Days-Of-Danger-nov2020.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1846 Assassins From Tomorrow by Peter Heath In the swinging sixties, when bell-bottoms were a fashion statement and the world was on the cusp of something rather peculiar, Peter Heath emerged from the dimly lit corners of late-night cafes to offer us a peculiar concoction that could only be described as a literary equivalent of a psychedelic trip gone slightly awry. "Assassins From Tomorrow" struts onto the scene like a leather-clad rebel at a tea party, bringing with it an absurd blend of futurism and plain old chaos that would make even the most hardened time traveler rethink their itinerary. Imagine a world where the shadows of tomorrow loom larger than your average villain in a poorly produced spy thriller. In this riveting narrative, Heath takes us on a whirlwind journey through time, with assassins sporting improbable haircuts and gadgets that seem to be straight from a comic book lovingly illustrated by someone who may or may not have been on a sugar high. Set against a backdrop of a dystopian future that might just remind you of that messy flat you had in university, the book thrusts its readers into a fast-paced odyssey of questionable motives and even more questionable fashion choices. With each page, Heath seems to ask the profound question: "What if the future isn’t quite what we imagined?" A question that, much like the plot itself, spirals into delightful absurdity. The prose flirts with the bizarre, presenting an array of characters whose intentions are as murky as the Thames on a rainy day. You might find yourself chuckling or shaking your head as you follow this motley crew of time-hopping rogues on their misguided escapades. It’s an adventure that promises to be as unpredictable as your grandmother’s vintage tea set: it may not match, but it definitely has character. But fret not, for this isn’t just a parade of time-traveling antics! Heath has woven into the fabric of this mad romp a commentary on our own cultural idiosyncrasies. In a time when the British were balancing on the fine line between the drab and the avant-garde, Heath’s narrative becomes a mirror reflecting the sheer absurdity of modern existence. Expect unexpected moments that make you ponder, or at least scratch your head in bemusement, about our own times and the questionable choices we make—like wearing socks with sandals. In true sixties fashion, the book is accompanied by a plethora of illustrations that are reminiscent of the era’s vibrant artistic movements. These visuals pop up sporadically, serving as delightful distractions from the main narrative and inviting readers to pause and contemplate what on earth the illustrator was thinking. Each illustration is a small, surreal wonder, much like the book itself—a curious blend of laughter and bewilderment that evokes a sense of nostalgia for a time none of us truly lived through. Condition: Used, which, much like the book’s time-traveling assassins, suggests stories of its own. Expect dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain, likely from an ill-fated attempt to read it while simultaneously enjoying a cuppa. The cover shows signs of wear, which only adds to its charm—a bit like an old friend who’s had a few too many adventures but still has a tale or two to tell. This is not just a book; it’s a well-loved artifact that has seen the world through a rather peculiar pair of eyes. As you leaf through its pages, you might find yourself lost in a sea of questionable plotting and outlandish character arcs, contemplating the true nature of existence and whether the past really was as odd as it seems. "Assassins From Tomorrow" is the sort of book that would feel right at home on the shelf of a mad scientist or a hipster barista who insists on reading only the most obscure literature. Don’t miss the opportunity to add this slice of oddity to your collection, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirky, the bizarre, and the marvelously imperfect. So, dust off your time-traveling flares and prepare to embark on a gloriously chaotic journey through the pages of Peter Heath’s whimsical mind. In a world where the future is uncertain, this book promises to deliver a good dose of the unexpected, one page at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1846/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Assassins-From-Tomorrow-nov2020.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prestigue Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1845 The Stork by Denison Hatch Once upon a time, in a decade that birthed questionable fashion choices and an inexplicable love for synthesizers, a modest tome graced the shelves of the literary landscape: "The Stork" by Denison Hatch. Published by Sphere, this marvel from the 1980s is a product of an era where hair was big, and plot twists were even bigger. One must wonder, did Hatch have a penchant for avian symbolism, or was he merely confused about how babies arrived? Either way, this book is a delightful conundrum wrapped in an intriguing package, perfect for those who relish the oddities of yesteryear. It’s a curious title, isn’t it? One can only imagine what the author had in mind when deciding on such an illustrious bird to represent whatever it is that’s going on in these pages. Perhaps “The Stork” serves as an allegory for life’s unexpected deliveries? Or maybe it’s just a charming ruse to get people to ponder the existential question: “Where do babies really come from?” Readers will surely be left pondering this monumental inquiry long after they’ve closed the book, possibly while looking at storks in their local park with a suspicious eye. As you peruse this second-hand wonder, you may find yourself entangled in the absurdity of life through a lens that only a writer like Hatch could provide. The 1980s were a time rife with cultural contradictions—perhaps this narrative offers a snapshot of that glorious chaos. It’s a book that could easily be discussed over a cup of herbal tea, with friends who don’t mind veering off into debates about the mystical abilities of storks or the merits of fringe moustaches so iconic to the era. With a title that could deceive the uninitiated into thinking this is a whimsical children’s story, “The Stork” may actually be a cleverly disguised treatise on adult responsibilities, fear of commitment, or even the baffling nature of birth control in the modern age—whatever that modern age was back in the 80s. It’s like a box of chocolates: you never know if you’ll bite into a rich truffle or a nutty surprise. But let’s be honest, a little nuttiness never hurt anyone, especially when nestled in the pages of a book that’s seen better days. In a world where every other book seems to be draped in the latest trends or drowning in heavy-handed themes, “The Stork” stands as a beacon of quirky irony. You’ll find yourself questioning the very fabric of existence while enjoying a cup of instant coffee, or perhaps a can of fizzy pop—a true homage to the decade that birthed this gem. The prose might even inspire you to grab a pen and start your own whimsical narrative about the trials and tribulations of a stork’s day job. Why not? It’s not like that idea is going to write itself while you’re staring at your phone. As for the condition of this literary oddity, you might want to prepare yourself for a bit of tactile nostalgia as you crack open the cover. Condition: This copy of “The Stork” is used, showcasing the wear of many readers before you. The pages may be dog-eared, and the spine creased like a well-loved pair of jeans. The smell of aged paper wafts through the air, reminding you that this book has journeyed through time and space, possibly even to the bottom of a handbag or the depths of a neglected bookshelf. It’s not pristine, but then again, neither are we. It carries the weight of history, and a few coffee stains that could tell stories of their own. So, why should you add "The Stork" to your collection? Because it’s not just another book; it’s an experience. An invitation to laugh, ponder, and question the absurdities of life, all while enjoying the delightful quirks of an era gone by. You never know what might resonate with you—the existential crises, the stork stories, or perhaps the peculiar allure of second-hand literature. Embrace the charm of "The Stork" as sold by Crappy Old Books, and let it add a touch of whimsical irony to your bookshelf, or perhaps even your life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1845/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Stork-nov2020.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722144213 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1844 The Executioners by Nick Carter In a world where the most mundane tasks can lead to the most extraordinary consequences, Nick Carter’s 1981 masterpiece, "The Executioners," offers a thrilling glimpse into the underbelly of society’s moral ambiguities. Set in an era where ’cold war’ meant not just the tension across borders but also the temperature of your cup of tea, this novel is certain to take you on a rollercoaster ride through the twisted psyche of those who wield power over life and death. Why not start with a grizzly scenario involving executioners, you ask? Because what could be more riveting than a conversation about mortality while waiting for the kettle to boil? Much like an overcooked Yorkshire pudding, this book is both dense and surprisingly light in its commentary. One might say it’s a literary casserole: bits of political intrigue, a dash of espionage, and a sprinkling of existential dread, all baked until slightly burnt around the edges. Is it a critique of authority or merely a semi-humorous take on job satisfaction in a profession that would keep even the most enthusiastic HR manager awake at night? With witty dialogue that could slice through the thickest of atmospheres, Carter invites us all to ponder the moral implications of our employment choices—especially when the job description includes ’disposal of uncooperative individuals.’ The narrative unfolds in a fashion reminiscent of a jigsaw puzzle missing half its pieces. Just as you think you’ve grasped a critical plot point, it slips away like a poorly crafted alibi. You might even find yourself questioning your own sanity—or at least your ability to keep track of the various characters. Readers are treated to a veritable buffet of archetypes, each one more colorfully drawn than the last, leaving you to wonder if they were self-portraits or merely caricatures of the author’s most engaging acquaintances. While one could argue that the executioners have it rough, working long hours under public scrutiny with minimal job satisfaction, the book raises even more pressing questions: What do they do on their days off? Do they binge-watch soap operas? Have existential crises? Perhaps they indulge in a little light gardening? One can almost envision them swapping grim anecdotes over a pint at the local pub, regaling listeners with tales of ‘the one that got away’—and by ‘that,’ we mean a particularly slippery target. Set against the backdrop of the 80s, a decade that provided ample fodder for both paranoia and shoulder pads, "The Executioners" invites readers to contemplate whether life is merely a series of unfortunate events, each more dramatic than the last. This book might just make you laugh, cry, and question your own life choices in equal measure—perhaps all while looking for the remote control that has mysteriously vanished between the couch cushions. Condition: Used, which is to say that this book has been loved and possibly debated over many a pint. Its pages may be slightly dog-eared, as if they have joined in on a few heated discussions about the intricacies of ethical dilemmas. Expect a few coffee stains that serve as grim reminders of late-night reading marathons where the moral compass was likely misplaced somewhere between the third chapter and the eighth cup of coffee. The cover may have seen better days, but isn’t that just a testament to its exhilarating journey through the hands of those brave enough to tackle its themes? So why not add "The Executioners" to your own collection of literary oddities? Not only does it provide a fascinating lens into the murky waters of human motivation, but it also serves as an excellent conversation starter for those awkward social situations where the weather simply won’t do. Let Crappy Old Books guide you in your quest for quirky literary treasures. Because, really, what better way to spend your time than with a book that questions the very essence of life while pondering what to have for dinner? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1844/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Executioners-nov2020.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star 9780352304841 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1842 From A Dark Place by Louis Charbonneau Published in the utterly bewildering year of 1974—an era that birthed disco balls and questionable fashion choices—“From A Dark Place” by Louis Charbonneau is a literary enigma better suited for the shelf of a thrift store than your average coffee table. This Dell edition, with its charmingly faded cover that may or may not have been mistaken for a vintage wallpaper sample, beckons to readers who appreciate a good literary mystery as much as they enjoy a tepid tea. What could possibly lie within these dog-eared pages? Speculation runs wild! Perhaps it’s a collection of existential musings about a particularly gloomy afternoon spent contemplating the meaning of life (or at least the meaning of the last biscuit on the plate). Or maybe it’s a bold foray into the psyche of a character who finds themselves in that dark place we all know too well—the one right next to the laundry basket that hasn’t been touched since last Tuesday. Regardless of its content, one can be sure it provides a glimpse into the mind of a writer who was likely inspired while staring forlornly out of a rain-splattered window, wondering why their plants were wilting despite their best efforts. As you flip through the pages, you may encounter a dazzling array of prose that could very well make you ponder questions like: “Did I really need to pick this up?” or “What exactly is a dark place, anyway?” Such philosophical inquiries, paired with Charbonneau’s unique ability to weave together words in a way that seems both intentional and entirely accidental, are sure to leave readers scratching their heads in delightful confusion. One can only assume that the characters inside are as vibrant as the 1970s itself—if vibrant meant perpetually confused and prone to spontaneous bouts of introspection. Expect them to meander through plotlines as tangled as a pair of old earbuds, with twists and turns that may or may not lead to actual enlightenment or just another unremarkable sandwich. But fret not! There are plenty of reasons to embrace this vintage literary experience: It doubles as an excellent conversation starter at poorly attended dinner parties. Its retro aesthetic is a must-have for anyone looking to curate a disturbingly eclectic bookshelf. Perfect for those moments when you want to pretend to be reading something profound while secretly scrolling through your phone. The pages are filled with the faint scent of aged paper—perfect for nostalgic daydreams. It’s an ideal gift for the friend who insists that they ‘only read books that are obscure.’ Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. You might notice a distinct lack of pristine pages, as they contain the charming marks of previous readers who clearly wrestled with their own existential dilemmas while navigating the narratives contained within. Expect the occasional coffee ring, a few enigmatic underlines, and perhaps even a note or two scrawled in the margins—evidence of those who ventured into the dark place before you and lived to tell the tale… or maybe just to forget it entirely. So, if you’re looking to add a touch of literary absurdity to your life, look no further than “From A Dark Place.” This book may not have the answers to life’s great mysteries, but it does have a certain charm that can only be appreciated by those brave enough to embrace a touch of the bizarre. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing crappier than the books are our jokes about them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1842/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/From-A-Dark-Place-nov2020.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1841 Belle Catherine by Juliette Benzoni In the shadowy realms of vintage literature, where forgotten tales linger like the scent of an old library, we unearth "Belle Catherine" by Juliette Benzoni, a novel that dares to explore the intricate dance of love, intrigue, and possibly a misplaced soufflé recipe. Published in 1970 by Pan Books, this tome has survived the trials of time, perhaps occasionally mistaking itself for a historical document—albeit one written with the flair of a flamboyant pastry chef. One can only imagine the author, quill in hand, surging forward through the tumultuous waters of narrative, in search of the ever-elusive perfect plot twist. Now, we must confront the literary elephant in the room: what does "Belle Catherine" actually concern? Does it whisk us away to the ballrooms of 18th-century France, where ladies and gentlemen alike don their finest regalia and engage in scandalous repartees? Or could it be a tale set in a more contemporary context, with a protagonist wrestling with the existential burden of choosing between cat videos and reality television? The ambiguity is part of its charm—or so we are led to believe. As Benzoni’s prose unfolds, readers might find themselves entangled in a web of melodrama that can only be rivaled by the most chaotic of soap operas. Our heroine, Belle Catherine—who may or may not be an actual belle—embarks on a quest filled with characters that could serve as the punchlines of literary jokes, each more eccentric than the last. A villain so dastardly he makes the Grim Reaper appear like a friendly neighbour, or a love interest whose charm rivals that of a damp sponge are merely the tip of the iceberg. You’ll be left pondering whether her escapades are meant to be taken seriously or if they are, in fact, a grand satire of romantic tropes. Among the highlights of this whimsically erratic narrative, you will encounter: Flamboyant ball gowns that could double as parachutes A plethora of misunderstandings so convoluted they resemble a game of Twister Unlikely sidekicks, including one who may or may not be a talking cat Climactic moments that defy both logic and gravity More plot twists than a pretzel factory If you ponder the nature of love, life, and the inexplicable allure of vintage paperbacks, "Belle Catherine" might just be the answer to your existential crises—or at least provide some amusing distractions while you ponder. Try not to take it too seriously; after all, where else can one find a story that potentially contains more fluff than substance? It is an essential read for anyone who appreciates the peculiarities of vintage literature or simply wishes to revel in the oddities of 1970s storytelling. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days—its pages are gently dog-eared, likely from a previous reader’s fervent page-flipping. The cover is adorned with a patina of age, making it look as though it has lived through a few particularly tumultuous tea parties. Expect the occasional smudge, a testament to its journey through the years, possibly from the hands of someone too engrossed in the narrative to notice the chocolate biscuit they were munching on. Alternatively, it may just be evidence of the previous owner’s deep emotional connection to the characters. Either way, it has a certain charm that can only be described as ‘lovingly used.’ With its delightful absurdity and the promise of literary escapism, "Belle Catherine" is a worthy addition to your collection of Crappy Old Books. It may not change the world, but it will certainly make your evening a tad quirkier, and for that, we should all be grateful. So grab your cup of tea and settle in for an adventure that may just redefine your understanding of historical romance—or at least make you chuckle. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1841/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Belle-Catherine-nov2020.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330020572 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1840 Burden Of A Secret by Bertha MClay Burden of a Secret by Bertha MClay — A Cameo Romance (c.1970s) ISBN: 723550786 Condition: Used (because “loved to the point of exhaustion” isn’t an official grading, but it should be). Romance in the 1970s meant big hair, bigger collars, and feelings that spilled out like an overfilled ashtray at a disco. Enter Burden of a Secret, a Cameo Romance that practically drips with melodrama. Bertha MClay (whose name sounds suspiciously like a pseudonym you’d invent after three sherries) takes you on a journey of hearts entangled, secrets whispered, and consequences that probably could have been avoided if anyone had just sat down for a sensible chat. But where’s the fun in that? This isn’t love in the age of smartphones and ghosting. Oh no. This is yearning glances across the room, letters slipped under doors, and maybe the occasional “why did you marry him when you loved me?” thunderclap moment. The prose is lush, the emotions are at fever pitch, and the cover (depending on which print run you’ve got) almost certainly features a woman staring off into the middle distance while a man lurks nearby looking guilty/handsome/both. Our copy has lived a life. The pages have been thumbed, dog-eared, and possibly cried upon — all part of its charm. The cover has a weary sort of glamour, like a faded movie star who still knows how to work a room. The binding? Let’s just say it’s functional (for now). And like all our treasures, it comes with that intoxicating Crappy Old Books guarantee: this book has stories beyond the ones printed inside. So if you’re hunting for pristine romance perfection, you’re in the wrong aisle. But if you want a piece of 1970s paperback history — a slightly battered, well-loved slice of melodrama you can fling in your bag or read unapologetically in the bath — then take this burden off our hands and make it your secret. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1840/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Burden-Of-A-Secret-nov2020.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A Cameo Romance no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1838 Revenge Of The Generals by Nick Carter In a world where military strategy is an art form and generals are the pampered picassos of warfare, Nick Carter’s "Revenge Of The Generals" takes us on a rollicking expedition through the mind of a society that’s perhaps a tad too enamored with its own military might. Penned in the illustrious year of 1978, this little nugget from Charter Publishing might just be the most entertaining depiction of military infighting since the last rousing episode of "Dad’s Army." One can only speculate what the author was channeling as he dashed off this delightfully absurd narrative, but rumour has it that he may have had a few too many cups of tea while poring over the headlines of the day. Imagine a battalion of disgruntled generals, their egos larger than the tanks they command, plotting, scheming, and generally causing a ruckus that makes your average family feud look like a polite game of bridge. One can’t help but wonder if Carter was secretly critiquing the very nature of power dynamics as he spun this tale of military mischief. Or perhaps he simply wanted to give readers an excuse to throw their arms in the air while shouting about the absurdity of it all, right before getting lost in yet another chapter of baffling antics. As you turn the pages of this used copy—which has likely weathered more than a few cups of spilled tea itself—you may find yourself pondering important questions such as: What happens when the generals decide they’ve had enough of orders from the top brass? Do they form a union? Stage a coup? Or simply take to Twitter and unleash a string of ill-conceived memes that would make even the most stoic of sergeants blush? One can only hope that Carter explores these pressing issues with the seriousness they deserve, right after he finishes detailing the colour of the generals’ waistcoats. The 1970s, amidst bell-bottoms and questionable hairstyles, was also a time when readers were just beginning to grapple with the notion that a good book could be more than just a comforting escape; it could also be a thoughtful commentary on the warfare of minds, politics, and the sheer absurdity of the human condition. Though, based on the title alone, one might be inclined to believe that Carter had a more light-hearted approach in mind, likely peppered with wry humour and perhaps a few illustrations of generals caught in compromising positions (not that we’d be surprised). Expect to encounter a variety of caricatures that don’t so much serve a purpose as they do amuse, each one a vivid depiction of the archetypal general caught between bravado and blundering. There’s bound to be one who insists on wearing a hat that’s far too large, another who can’t stop quoting Shakespeare, and, let’s not forget the general who’s convinced that the only way to win hearts and minds is through interpretative dance. Yes, dear reader, this is a literary battlefield where comedic timing reigns supreme. Military strategy meets farce in an explosive cocktail of irony and absurdity. Generals with oversized egos and even larger hats—what’s not to love? A critique of the power dynamics that might make you chuckle (or cringe). Expect more tea spills and less gunpowder—because who doesn’t love a bit of irony? Perfect for those who believe that every conflict could use a touch of whimsy. Condition: This used book has aged slightly like fine cheese—certainly pungent, and yet, somehow, still delightful. You’ll find the pages a tad yellowed, perhaps lovingly worn from countless readings and late-night musings over the absurdities of military life. The cover may be dog-eared, and there’s a good chance the previous owner scrawled their thoughts in the margins, perhaps pondering the next great revolution or merely grumbling about the price of tea. Each imperfection tells a story of its own, making this a book that’s not just a read, but a conversation starter for your next book club meeting—or perhaps an excuse to throw a literary-themed soirée. So embark on this quirky journey through "Revenge Of The Generals" and enjoy a narrative that may just remind you that sometimes, the greatest battles are fought not on the battlefield, but on the lavishly decorated drawing rooms of generals’ estates. Crappy Old Books is delighted to offer you this treasure, allowing you to explore the chaotic mind of military satire, one page at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1838/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Revenge-Of-The-Generals-nov2020.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1837 The Quest For Doctor Mallory by Conrad Quintin In the grand tradition of 1960s literary escapism, "The Quest For Doctor Mallory" emerges from the mind of Conrad Quintin—a master of the obscure and a purveyor of the absurd. This particular tome, published by Mayflower, seems to straddle the line between a serious exploration of the human condition and a madcap romp through the chaotic landscape of mid-century Britain. But, as any good book lover knows, the true treasure lies not just in the narrative but in the quirks found in its pages. In this peculiar adventure, we follow a ragtag assembly of characters as they embark on a mission that is as convoluted as a pretzel dipped in existential crisis. What exactly are they seeking? Well, if you haven’t guessed from the title, it’s none other than the elusive Doctor Mallory, a character shrouded in mystery and, perhaps more importantly, in the scent of stale tea. Should you expect a saga of profound revelations? Spoiler alert: the answer is likely obscured beneath layers of Quintin’s delightfully eccentric prose. This book is not just a literary endeavor but a mirror reflecting the quirks of its time—a snapshot of the 1960s that feels both nostalgic and bewilderingly outdated. Between the characters’ lamentations about the state of society and their inexplicable penchant for paisley-patterned suits, readers may find themselves chuckling, cringing, or squinting in puzzlement. It’s a veritable buffet of British eccentricity that leaves one pondering whether the author was under the influence of some particularly potent Earl Grey tea while writing. As our protagonists meander through their quest, they encounter a series of outlandish scenarios that appear to be hilariously designed to distract from the actual goal—deciphering the whereabouts of the good doctor. Will they find him? Will they ever figure out the meaning of life? One can only hope, but given the author’s penchant for the absurd, the answer is as likely to be a resounding ’no’ as it is to be another meandering anecdote about a misplaced umbrella. Those who dare to read this book will be treated to a series of wonderfully eccentric scenes and dialogues that leave one wondering if Quintin’s characters ever truly grasp the fate that awaits them. Readers will be regaled with delightful yet utterly confusing forays into the mind of a writer whose sense of pacing could be generously described as leisurely. A journey through the pages feels like a stroll through an old-world bazaar where each stall is manned by a colorful character attempting to sell you life lessons wrapped in riddles. Condition: Used, and possibly once owned by a person who scribbled notes in the margins that range from insightful to downright bizarre. Pages may be yellowed with age, featuring some charmingly haphazard dog-ears, and the spine might crack with the enthusiasm of a well-loved book. One can only imagine the conversations this volume has sparked over the decades, perhaps even leading to impromptu debates about the existence of Doctor Mallory, or what it truly means to pursue a quest in the first place. In conclusion, "The Quest For Doctor Mallory" is a delightful exploration of the absurdity of human nature wrapped in the enigma of an author who clearly relished the art of storytelling. For those brave enough to wander into its pages, expect to be greeted with a mixture of bemusement and amusement, leaving you questioning more than just the whereabouts of a fictional doctor. As you ponder the mysteries of life, you might just find yourself chuckling at the beautiful ridiculousness of it all, a fitting tribute to the quirky spirit of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1837/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Quest-For-Doctor-Mallory-nov2020.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mayflower no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1836 Rockets In Ursa Major by Fred Hoyle and Geoffrey Hoyle Once upon a time, in the illustrious year of 1971, two Hoyles—Fred and Geoffrey, not the ones you bump into at the pub—decided that the cosmos needed a good talking-to. Enter "Rockets In Ursa Major," a title that suggests space travel, starry adventures, and perhaps a cup of tea in zero gravity. This book is so infused with the 1970s ethos that it practically comes with its own polyester suit and a record player. Prepare for a journey through the stars that might just be as convoluted as your last family holiday! In an era when men had bushy sideburns and women wore groovy platform shoes, the Hoyles’ book serves as both a tribute to human ingenuity and a cheeky reminder of how far we’ve come—and how much we’ve regrettably left behind. If you’ve ever wondered what a space odyssey looks like when penned by two gentlemen who likely had a healthy disdain for the word ‘abridged’, then look no further. This gripping account is perfect for aspiring astronauts or anyone who’s ever gazed up at the night sky and thought, "I wonder if there’s a pub up there." Just imagine the scene: it’s 1971, and you’re at a party, surrounded by men in bell-bottoms and women in flowy dresses, discussing the latest theories about black holes. Suddenly, someone whips out “Rockets In Ursa Major,” and the room collectively gasps, as if the book itself is about to launch into orbit. With its optimistic tone and retro charm, this book is a time capsule, a portal to an era when the future was still a shiny, unblemished place and people believed they could casually pop off to the moon on a Tuesday. The authors tackle a variety of subjects, from the complexities of space travel to the sheer joy of staring at stars, all while managing to make it sound as if they’re discussing the best way to brew a cuppa. It’s a blend of scientific insight and whimsical wonder that could only emerge from the minds of two men who likely spent more time looking through telescopes than at their own bank balances. Readers may find themselves pondering profound questions, such as: "How many galaxies can fit in a teacup?" or "Is there a cosmic equivalent to a pub quiz?" But let’s not get too lost in the cosmic haze; this book isn’t just about the stars. It’s also a subtle commentary on the human condition, or perhaps just a good excuse for the authors to share their impeccable sense of humour. Expect delightful anecdotes and quirks that make you feel as if you’re having a pint with two eccentric yet charming professors who’ve been slightly too long in the lab. Condition: This delightful tome has seen better days, reflecting the gentle wear and tear of time spent pondering the great mysteries of the universe. The cover may be dog-eared, possibly bearing the scars of a few too many late-night readathons, and the pages, while still intact, have certainly absorbed the essence of a 1970s living room—complete with the faint scent of aftershave and nostalgia. Just think of it as an eclectic conversation starter for your coffee table, or as a handy guide for future interstellar etiquette. So, whether you’re an astrophysics aficionado, someone who fancies themselves a future space explorer, or simply in search of a book that combines heavy scientific concepts with light-hearted banter, “Rockets In Ursa Major” stands ready to be your quirky companion. It’s the perfect example of how knowledge can be wrapped in whimsy, making it a delightful addition to any second-hand book collection. Grab this peculiar piece of literary stardust today from Crappy Old Books, where we believe every well-loved book has a story to tell—usually about how it ended up in our hands in the first place! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1836/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Rockets-In-Ursa-Major-nov2020.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mayflower no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1835 The Filthy Five by Nick Carter Prepare yourself for an unforgettable jaunt through the pages of “The Filthy Five,” an audacious concoction from the mind of Nick Carter, who, judging by the title alone, must have had a rather avant-garde understanding of personal hygiene. Published in 1967 by the ever-ambitious Award Books, this literary offering may well make you question the very nature of five filthy individuals, their dubious decisions, and whether or not they ever discovered soap. Spoiler alert: they probably didn’t. Set against a kaleidoscope of cultural upheaval, the era is captured between the lines like an errant sandwich left at a crowded picnic—an assortment of flavors that might just give you a stomachache. Nick Carter invites you to witness a chaotic world where dirt isn’t just a state of being; it’s a lifestyle choice, or perhaps a basic necessity. Fans of the genre might find themselves wondering if this is a story meant to entertain or serve as a cautionary tale about neglecting personal grooming. What exactly makes up this ‘Filthy Five’? Are they a band of rogue misfits, or possibly five disgruntled housemates who took “living life to the fullest” a tad too literally? The cover tantalizes readers with an air of mystery, and the narrative within promises—nay, dares you—to explore themes of camaraderie, rebellion, and the undeniable stench of poor choices. It’s a fever dream of camaraderie that may leave you questioning if you’d rather enjoy a literary experience or succumb to the olfactory misery of a poorly executed surprise party. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself imagining the characters frolicking in the metaphorical muck, reveling in the dirt while simultaneously dodging the soap aisle at every opportunity. It’s a bold statement on modern living, or at least on the choices one makes when laundry day is just too much effort. The book could be a biting social commentary, or perhaps just an excuse for a good chuckle at the expense of the unfortunate souls who dared to embody the title. This is not just a tale of five filthy characters; it’s a veritable buffet of themes that might include, but are certainly not limited to, the following: A unique perspective on hygiene (or lack thereof) An exploration of friendship that stinks just as much as the characters Adventure that makes one question the wisdom of their life choices A delightful romp through the 1960s counterculture Unexpected lessons in personal grooming (or how to avoid it) Condition: Used. This particular copy has seen some better days. The spine is as creaky as the joints of a seasoned explorer, and the pages have acquired a certain patina from handling that could rival the finest aged cheese. There are perhaps a few coffee stains that could be mistaken for modern art if one squinted hard enough, adding to its character, or should we say, filth? A few dog-eared corners whisper stories of hasty reads during clandestine meetings with like-minded souls. Don’t be surprised if you feel a connection to a bygone era of literary bravado as you flip through the slightly yellowed pages. So, if you find yourself yearning for a taste of the unconventional, “The Filthy Five” beckons. Just make sure to have a bar of soap nearby, not for the characters, but for your own peace of mind. After all, who knows what you might catch from their antics? Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a reading experience that is as filthy as it is unforgettable—if you dare! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1835/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Filthy-Five-nov2020.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Award Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1832 Give Me Murder by John Creasey For those who ever pondered the serious question of “What’s for dinner?” and found themselves distracted by the far more pressing conundrum of “Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to publish a title like Give Me Murder?”, John Creasey stands ready to answer. This 1966 masterpiece, brought to you by the fine folks at Corgi Crime, is as much an invitation to murder as it is a bizarre commentary on the human condition—a macabre dinner party that you didn’t know you signed up for, featuring a rather unruly guest list. In a time when the world was drenched in polyester suits and a healthy dose of existential dread, Creasey takes us on a journey where murder isn’t just a hobby; it’s practically a lifestyle. Whether you’re an avid crime fanatic or someone who thinks ’whodunit’ is just a phrase thrown around at book club meetings, this tome promises to deliver more twists than a pretzel factory on speed. The cover, bearing the unmistakable charms of mid-century design, beckons you with its bold proclamation, as if to say, “Why not?” Between the covers, there is a swirling potpourri of intrigue, where motivations are as opaque as a foggy British morning. You might even find that the characters are as convincingly complex as your Aunt Maud’s fruitcake—mysterious with hidden layers yet utterly unappealing after a few bites. Creasey’s writing style flits about like a caffeinated hummingbird, leaving readers grappling with both the plot and their sanity, as they question if they’ve been served a literary dish or a mystery stew that defies definition. If you’ve ever wanted to explore the following themes, look no further: How to host a dinner party with a side of homicide The delicate balance between charm and sheer insanity Dark humour, best served with a twist of lime The art of making bad decisions while looking fabulous How to solve a mystery while dodging awkward social situations Condition: This particular copy has seen more than a few adventures and comes with the classic “used” patina that denotes a true second-hand book. Expect dog-eared pages, faint coffee stains that tell stories of late-night reading sessions, and the occasional scribbled note from a previous owner lamenting the fact that they didn’t choose a more uplifting read. It’s the kind of book that holds the history of its past readers like a secret, whispering tales of suspense and intrigue as it sits quietly on your shelf, waiting for you to crack it open and make your own memories. This is not just a book; it’s an experience—an experience that might leave you questioning your life choices as you navigate the murky waters of murder and mayhem. It might even convince you that the next time someone suggests a nice, quiet evening with a novel, you would be better off at the pub with a pint and a game of darts. So, gather your wits, your sense of irony, and possibly a thesaurus, and prepare to delve into the world of Give Me Murder. Because who needs light reading when you can have something as delightfully dark as this? You won’t just be reading; you’ll be contemplating life’s great mysteries—such as why you ever thought a book with such a title could be anything but a delightful romp through the absurd. Available for a limited time at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every second-hand book has its own story, even if it sometimes smells a bit like last week’s takeaway. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1832/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Give-Me-Murder-nov-2020.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Crime no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1830 Fletch Won by Gregory McDonald In the mind-bogglingly complex, yet utterly charming world of Gregory McDonald, we find ourselves reintroduced to everyone’s favourite wise-cracking investigative journalist, Irwin Fletcher—better known as Fletch. Set against the bewildering backdrop of the 1980s, when fashion choices could only be described as ’adventurous’ and technology was still grappling with whether to embrace the video cassette or the Walkman, this is not merely a book; it’s a time capsule of snark and sleuthing that’ll leave you wondering whether you should laugh or cringe. Fletch, with his unkempt hair and a penchant for disguises that would make even a chameleon envious, is back at it again, this time embroiled in a conundrum that apparently requires more than just a sense of humor to solve. As we flip through the worn pages filled with that delightful 1980s font reserved for paperbacks with questionable covers, we find our protagonist grappling with what it means to be an investigative journalist while simultaneously dodging a series of mishaps that seem to follow him like an overzealous puppy looking for affection. Now, you may ask: what is Fletch up to this time? Is he hunting down a corrupt official? Pondering the nuances of human existence? Or, perhaps, participating in an underground contest for the best mullet? While the specifics are obscured by the fog of nostalgia and the inexplicable charm of vintage literature, one thing is for certain: Fletch’s adventures are not for the faint-hearted or the overly serious. Prepare for a cocktail of mystery, mishaps, and the occasional existential crisis served with a side of witty repartee that could make even the grumpiest of cats crack a smile. This delightful novel promises to deliver a philosophical pondering or two amidst its pages, where the lines between right and wrong blur like the lines on a badly drawn map. With plot twists that could rival a rollercoaster ride and characters as colourful as a bag of pick-and-mix sweets, Fletch Won is nothing short of a literary escapade that invites you to lose yourself in its whimsical world—if only for as long as it takes to finish a cup of tea, or perhaps two. As you embark on this journey, you might find yourself contemplating the following questions: What would Fletch do in a sticky situation? Can one man truly juggle his own chaotic life, or is he merely a circus act awaiting the next big show? And, most importantly, why did anyone think parachute pants were a good idea? Each page turn may just lead you deeper down the rabbit hole of Fletch’s chaotic life, where nothing is as it seems and everything is ripe for a snide comment. Condition: This used copy of Fletch Won is a testament to the years it has seen—dog-eared pages, a lovingly creased spine, and the faint scent of nostalgia that wafts through the air with every turn. The cover may bear the scars of time and the occasional coffee stain, but that only adds to its character, much like Fletch himself. It’s not pristine, but isn’t that the charm of second-hand books? They tell a story beyond the words printed on the page. In summary, Fletch Won is a rollicking ride through the mind of a man who seems to have a knack for getting into trouble while effortlessly sidestepping the mundane. With its unique blend of humor and intrigue, this book is sure to thrill those who appreciate the offbeat and quirky. So grab your magnifying glass, channel your inner detective, and enjoy the adventure that awaits, all thanks to Crappy Old Books, where you can find such literary oddities aplenty! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1830/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Fletch-Won-oct-2020.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446340953 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1829 The Young Winston Churchill by John Marsh In a world where the past is but a collection of dusty tomes, we present to you "The Young Winston Churchill" by John Marsh, a title that tantalizingly teeters on the edge of historical fascination and quaint awkwardness. Published in 1967 by Scholastic Book Services, this book is less of a biography and more of a whimsical jaunt through the youth of one of Britain’s most illustrious figures, a man who, as it turns out, was once a young lad in knee-breeches instead of a formidable wartime leader. One shudders to think what he would have made of TikTok. Marsh’s exploration of young Winston is akin to peering into a Victorian-era shadow box, full of curiosities that might make you question how on earth this monocle-wearing child grew into the bulldog of British politics. The author chronicles Churchill’s formative years with all the enthusiasm of a history teacher who has just discovered the joys of jazz hands. Expect to be regaled with tales of youthful mischief and audacious adventures—think of a schoolboy who’d rather duel over a game of marbles than sit through another tedious lesson on the intricacies of the English language. But lest we forget, this book is not simply a nostalgic romp through history—it is a splendidly unfiltered view of the folly of youth. Marsh captures the essence of young Churchill’s dreams and aspirations, which likely included such noble pursuits as becoming the world’s best paper airplane engineer or possibly steering a toy boat through the Thames. It begs the question: how does one go from playing with toy soldiers to orchestrating military campaigns? Ah, the mysteries of the male psyche. As you delve into the pages, be prepared for an array of delightful insights interspersed with mildly embarrassing anecdotes. You’ll find yourself in fits of laughter as young Winston attempts to impress the local girls with his sparkling wit, only to trip over his own ego. As they say, it’s a small step from mischief to statesmanship, especially when you have a penchant for grandiosity that rivals only a peacock in full display. With Marsh’s penchant for the ironic, one might wonder if this was all a clever ruse to set the stage for his later—or, shall we say, grander—adventures. As you chuckle your way through the chapters, you might also find yourself pondering the following points, should you wish to keep your mind active while your eyes glaze over at the sweeping historical context: What would young Winston think of today’s influencers? Is there a direct correlation between childhood antics and future political maneuvering? Did he ever consider a career in stand-up comedy? What role did toast play in his early culinary experiences? Did he have a secret stash of comic books hidden under his bed? Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, with the corners dog-eared and the spine cracked like a well-loved biscuit. Yet, it retains a unique charm that only comes with age and the subtle scent of musty libraries. It could easily have been carted around in the satchel of a young boy who dreamed of greatness—perhaps even during a time when children still played outside and the only scrolling they did was through the pages of a well-thumbed book. So if you are in the market for a glimpse into the formative years of a man destined to lead nations, or just seeking an amusing conversation starter for your next book club meeting, look no further. Remember, you’re not simply purchasing a book; you are acquiring a slice of history, albeit a slightly battered one, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. Allow this quirky tome to charm its way onto your shelf, where it will surely prompt questions like, "Why on earth did I buy this?" https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1829/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Young-Winston-Churchill.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scholastic Book Services no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1827 Kiss Me Deadly by Mickey Spillane In an era when paperbacks were more about pulp than prose, Mickey Spillane gift-wrapped a delightful cocktail of intrigue, danger, and enough brooding masculinity to sink a battleship with his 1970 classic, "Kiss Me Deadly." This Corgi Books edition is not just a book; it’s a time capsule of noir fever dreams, where every page is a love letter to the art of hard-boiled storytelling, delivered in a half-hearted embrace that almost suggests romance. Warning: actual kisses may lead to unexpected plot twists and a distinct sense of foreboding. Step into the world of Spillane, where the streets are paved with cigarette butts and the dialogue crackles like a vintage radio set. This is not just another detective tale; it’s a smorgasbord of plotlines layered like a cheap lasagna, where a kiss could be the harbinger of doom or merely a clever ruse to distract you from the man lurking in the shadows with a nefarious agenda. It’s the kind of book where the hero’s idea of romance is getting the damsel in distress out of a sticky situation, preferably before the cops arrive and ruin everything with their pesky questions. Are you ready to meet the enigmatic hero, a man whose smirk could charm a viper and whose instincts are razor-sharp? He navigates a world drenched in cynicism and intrigue, where every femme fatale is armed with a backstory as tangled as her hairdo. Will he find love? Will he find trouble? Spoiler alert: it’s a Spillane novel, so you can bet your last quid he’ll find both, often in the same paragraph. But let’s not forget the book’s primary purpose: to serve as a delightful relic for the connoisseur of vintage literature. Revel in the faded cover art that seems to hint at a mysterious allure—an allusion, perhaps, to the book’s quality, which is ever so slightly akin to the scent of an old barbershop. As the pages turn, you may notice the occasional coffee ring, which can only enhance the atmospheric reading experience, providing that authentic ‘been-there-drunk-that’ vibe we all crave. Now, let’s get to the nuts and bolts of what this literary treasure offers to the unsuspecting reader: A protagonist who embodies the ethos of the 70s male—stoic, rugged, and unrepentantly confident. Dialogue so sharp you might cut your fingers if you read too quickly. A plot that twists like a pretzel, leading you to wonder if you’re hungry for more or just confused. A series of plot devices that could only have been conceived in a smoke-filled room during a long night of creative brainstorming. A chance to ponder the question: Are we supposed to take this seriously or laugh at the absurdity of it all? Condition: The used state of this paperback speaks volumes—it’s seen better days, much like the protagonist who’s probably nursing a couple of hangovers between chasing down criminals. Its spine is lovingly cracked, which suggests that many a late-night escapade has been accompanied by its thrilling chapters. The pages might be slightly yellowed, a testament to its storied past and the countless hands that have grasped it in a moment of both desperation and joy. In a world where every book claims to be a "must-read," "Kiss Me Deadly" stands out as a quirky homage to a genre that’s equal parts nostalgia and irony. Who needs fresh insights when you can indulge in the vintage flair of a Spillane classic that’s about as subtle as a sledgehammer? Get your copy from Crappy Old Books, where we embrace the worn and weary with a knowing wink and a nudge, because sometimes, the charm lies in the imperfections. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1827/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kiss-me-deadley-oct-2020.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books 9780552085205 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1826 I Lucifer by Peter ODonnell In a world where the devil is in the details—or perhaps just steeped in a rather peculiar sense of humour—Peter O’Donnell’s 1967 literary escapade "I Lucifer" emerges like a rather cheeky imp from the underworld. Imbued with the kind of charm that could only be conjured by someone who read too much Milton and possibly had a glass or two too many of absinthe, this novel promises to challenge not only your perception of the Prince of Darkness but also your entire understanding of narrative coherence. Imagine, if you will, that the archfiend himself has decided to pen his autobiography. One can almost hear the sardonic chuckle as Lucifer takes up the quill, contemplating the absurdity of his own existence. From celestial mischief to earthly tomfoolery, we are treated to a kaleidoscopic narrative that flits between the sublime and the ridiculous. O’Donnell’s prose prances with a mischievous flair that would make even the most stoic of saints raise an eyebrow and question their faith—or at least their taste in literature. As you meander through the pages, you might wonder: what sort of mischief does the Devil get up to when he’s not busy seducing humans or plotting the downfall of humanity? Spoiler alert: it’s much more mundane than you think. Expect plenty of meandering thoughts on the ennui of eternal damnation, the complexities of divine bureaucracy, and the occasional existential crisis that makes you ponder if the grass is indeed greener in Hell—or at least a more vivid shade of red. Condition: This second-hand treasure has seen some better days, much like its dubious narrator. Expect dog-eared pages and a spine that’s more cracked than the ego of a fallen angel. Still, the text remains legible, as if the universe itself is conspiring to ensure that every sardonic quip and wry observation reaches your eager, if slightly bemused, mind. It is not just a book; it is a testament to the idea that even the darkest of tales can be brightened by the light of irony. Readers familiar with O’Donnell will recognise his penchant for the offbeat and the uncanny. "I Lucifer" promises to deliver this in spades, wrapping you in a narrative so twisted and compelling that you may find yourself pondering the nature of good and evil over your morning tea—perhaps accompanied by a scone drenched in marmalade, the only real sin you can commit before noon. But let’s not forget the delightful absurdity that surrounds the very premise of the book. The idea that the Devil, of all entities, would choose to air his grievances in literary form is not just amusing; it’s downright ludicrous. O’Donnell’s portrayal invites readers on a wild jaunt through philosophical musings, interspersed with a rather British sense of irony and a smattering of cheeky commentary on the human condition. You may even find yourself chuckling at the more ludicrous moments—who knew Hell had such a fantastic sense of humour? In a nutshell, "I Lucifer" is not your typical read; it is a cocktail of wit, whimsy, and existential pondering—a perfect tonic for those who enjoy their literature with a side of irreverence. If you’re in the mood for something that defies the conventional, then look no further. Here’s your chance to have a chat with the Devil himself—or at least with his highly entertaining literary counterpart. So, if you’re ready to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight of literary absurdity, snag this delightful piece of irreverent literature from Crappy Old Books. After all, what’s life without a little sinning? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1826/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/I-Lucifer-feb2020.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330022866 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1825 Cecilys Island by Frances Dean Hancock In a world where sunburns are inevitable and suntan lotion is an unfaithful companion, Frances Dean Hancock invites you to discover the curious yet decidedly unremarkable wonders of "Cecilys Island." Published in the gloriously groovy year of 1969, this Mayflower tome is not just a book; it’s a time capsule of awkward encounters and breezy narratives that simultaneously tickle and perplex the intellect. If you’ve ever wished to languidly wander through a literary landscape where the phrase "it is what it is" takes on a whole new meaning, then prepare yourself for an experience that might just redefine the concept of leisure reading. At first glance, one might wonder: what exactly is "Cecilys Island"? Is it a tropical paradise, a metaphysical realm, or merely a figment of the author’s overactive imagination, perhaps concocted while sipping a lukewarm gin and tonic? The truth remains as elusive as a sunken treasure chest. This book seems to float on the surface of its own premise, tantalising readers with the promise of adventure yet delivering a curious blend of vague musings and meandering anecdotes. It’s as if the author took a leisurely stroll along the beach of literary ambition and decided that the sandcastles of narrative structure were far too mainstream. As you turn the pages, you’ll find yourself in the company of characters who may—or may not—have a purpose beyond adding a pinch of salt to the plot. They float in and out of existence, much like poorly timed waves that splash you just when you thought you were safe on the shore. Each encounter is as memorable as the last slice of fruitcake left at a post-holiday gathering—something you’re not quite sure why you’re still holding onto, but here we are. Readers are left wondering how they became entangled in this bizarre tapestry of human interaction, reminiscent of an eccentric family reunion where everyone has a different idea of what constitutes ‘fun’. The prose itself may bring you joy, confusion, or the vague sensation of having accidentally walked into a conversation about the weather while everyone else is intent on discussing quantum physics. Hancock’s writing style is a patchwork of vivid descriptions and head-scratching revelations that make you question if you’ve stumbled onto a manuscript that was never quite meant to see the light of a bookshop shelf. But that’s the charm of it, isn’t it? The delightful absurdity of life captured in print, where every paragraph feels like a detour through a scenic route that is likely to lead you to nowhere in particular. As if that weren’t enough, "Cecilys Island" also offers a soundtrack to your reading experience—if you can consider the echoes of distant surf and the occasional squawk of a seagull a musical score. You might even feel compelled to hum a tune or two as you navigate the text, creating a delightful juxtaposition of literary exploration and imaginary beach escapades. The only downside? You may find yourself yearning for actual waves rather than the metaphorical ones that this book delivers. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days, much like that last slice of fruitcake we mentioned. Expect creased pages that whisper tales of prior readers who possibly contemplated the meaning of life while snacking on biscuits. There may be annotations—a lingering dialogue with the past—as if previous owners had their own existential crises to work through. Yet, despite its worn edges, "Cecilys Island" remains intact, ready to drop into your hands with the grace of a weathered beach ball, eager for its next reader to unlock its quirky charm. So, if you’re in the market for a book that dances on the edge of absurdity and nostalgia, look no further. Cecilys Island could very well be that peculiar read you didn’t know you needed, a conversation starter at your next tea party where guests are left scratching their heads, wondering what on earth just transpired. Available now, as sold by Crappy Old Books, the perfect place to find literary oddities that might just be too strange for the mainstream. Adventure awaits, or at least, a good chuckle and a raised eyebrow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1825/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Cecilys-Island-feb2020.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mayflower no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1824 The Pope Of Greenwich Village by Vincent Patrick Step right up and marvel at "The Pope of Greenwich Village," a literary offering from the esteemed Vincent Patrick, who, let’s face it, probably thought the title would draw crowds more effectively than a circus barker. Published in that golden era of 1980, a year that gifted us with both Pac-Man and polyester suits, this novel promises a rollicking ride through the gritty underbelly of New York’s Greenwich Village. Picture it: a place where every street corner might hide a bagel shop or a wise guy—sometimes both. What more could you want from a book? Probably a proper review, but alas, you’ve landed here instead. With a title as audacious as its contents, you might wonder if this Pope has a mitre to match the leather jacket. Is he bestowing blessings upon bagels or starting turf wars over the best slice of pizza? Perhaps he’s merely dispensing wisdom on how to avoid becoming a mere footnote in the annals of New York history. Or maybe he’s just an everyday Joe trying to rise above the din of sirens and saxophones. Either way, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of high stakes and even higher hopes, where the price of ambition is often measured in broken dreams and questionable choices. Vincent Patrick has penned a tale that feels both like a love letter to a time and place that were once vibrant, and a cautionary tale about the consequences of getting too cozy with shady dealings. It’s a mosaic of characters who are as colorful as the street art plastered across the Village walls—each with their own peculiar quirks that make them feel almost real, like they could just hop off the page and order a coffee from the nearest hipster café. The prose is as sharp as a freshly brewed espresso, punctuated with dialogue that could make even your grandmother raise an eyebrow. Readers have described it as a “cautionary tale wrapped in a caper,” which sounds like the kind of thing you’d hear on a late-night talk show, sandwiched between a magician and a cat video. In this literary feast, the essence of New York is distilled into every chapter, with a splash of irony and a sprinkle of absurdity, serving a delicious concoction that may or may not have any nutritional value. Expect unexpected twists that could leave you questioning your own life choices. Characters who might remind you of your eccentric uncle—if your uncle were a criminal mastermind. Philosophical musings that pop up like random pigeons in the park. A vibrant setting that feels like a character in its own right—like that one friend who always steals the spotlight. More plot threads than a 1980s DIY knitting class. Condition: Used, which is just a fancy way of saying this book has seen things—perhaps even more things than you have. Its pages are a little worn, its spine may be more flexible than your last yoga class, and there might be the odd coffee stain reminiscent of a café’s atmosphere. But these imperfections? They add character! Like the wise old sage who insists on telling you how things were better before the internet, this book has stories to share from a well-lived life. So, whether you’re looking to lose yourself in the gritty charm of the Village or simply wish to own a piece of literary nostalgia that dates back to when leg warmers were all the rage, "The Pope of Greenwich Village" is waiting for you. It might not have the saintly qualities of some other books, but who needs sainthood when you have street cred? Pick it up at Crappy Old Books, where every shelf is curated with the utmost delightfully questionable taste. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1824/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Pope-Of-Greenwich-Village-feb2020.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Fiction 9780671832292 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1822 Beloved Traitor by Iris Gower Welcome, dear reader, to the whimsical world of *Beloved Traitor*, a delightful tome penned by the enigmatic Iris Gower in the year of questionable fashion choices, 1981. Published by Minstrel—an imprint that sounds more like a medieval bard than a literary purveyor—the book tempts you with a title that suggests a gripping tale of intrigue, love, and perhaps a side of treachery drizzled in melodrama. Surely, this is the kind of book that will leave you questioning your own allegiances, unless, of course, you’re just here for the used book smell, in which case, carry on! Picture yourself, if you will, nestled in a genteel armchair, a cup of tea in hand, and an air of dignified curiosity about the secrets that await within these pages. As you flip through the slightly yellowed paper—an aesthetic that screams vintage chic—you might find yourself pondering whether the ‘beloved traitor’ is a misunderstood hero or just someone who forgot to return a library book on time. Perhaps they owe a debt to society, or maybe they just have an unfortunate knack for borrowing without asking. Regardless, the layers of irony here are thicker than a West Midlands fog. Iris Gower, with her characteristic flair, invites you to explore themes that seem to dance upon the surface like a slightly tipsy ballerina. With her charmingly awkward prose and a penchant for the dramatic, one can only imagine the rollercoaster of emotions the characters experience. You may encounter a protagonist with impeccable timing who rises from the ashes of betrayal like a phoenix—or a pigeon, if we’re being honest about our literary aspirations. Whatever the case, one can only hope they exhibit better decision-making skills than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. As the narrative unfolds, you may find yourself confronted with a delightful array of tropes, including but not limited to: star-crossed lovers, the ever-looming threat of betrayal, and enough emotional baggage to fill a small cargo plane. In fact, if you’re a fan of plot twists, buckle your seatbelt; you may be thrown around like a rag doll in a particularly tumultuous game of musical chairs. Who knew treachery could be so entertaining? Now let’s talk aesthetics. The cover art—ah yes, that fascinating blend of watercolor and poorly executed typography—serves as a perfect representation of the book itself: confusing yet oddly captivating. You might find that the illustrations evoke a sense of nostalgia for a time when hair was big and plot holes were even bigger. If you squint just right, you can almost hear the synthesizers playing in the background. Condition: This used copy has clearly seen better days, with a spine that may or may not resemble a well-worn path through a dense forest. There are coffee stains that seem to tell their own story, perhaps of a reader who took their caffeinated beverage too seriously while deciphering the labyrinthine plot. The corners are slightly dog-eared, suggesting a history of eager turns and neglectful bookmarks. It’s a book that’s lived; a seasoned companion for your literary adventures. In summary, if you’re looking for a book that combines the charm of second-hand nostalgia with the thrill of discovering what might be a faux pas of storytelling, *Beloved Traitor* is your ticket to a world where treachery has never been so endearing. Grab your cup of tea, settle into that armchair, and prepare for a reading experience that can only be described as charmingly chaotic. After all, what better place to find such delightfully flawed literature than at Crappy Old Books? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1822/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Beloved-Traitor-feb2020.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Minstrel 9780708820735 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1820 The Ambassadors by Henry James This work is a tale of the discovery of the charms of the old world by differing American types. It contains humour, irony and delicate perception and matches strong character portrayal with a sense of time and place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1820/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Ambassadors-feb2020.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781853260346 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1818 You Only Live Twice by Ian Fleming James Bond is in Japan, under the orders of the formidable 'Tiger' Tanaka, head of the Japanese Secret Service. Second printing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1818/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/You-Only-Live-Twice-feb2020.jpg 13.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1817 Merrie England by Paul Johnson Step right up, history buffs, and prepare your senses for a cavalcade of curious chronicle as you hold in your hands a relic from the mind of Paul Johnson, famed chronicler of all things British. “Merrie England,” brought to you courtesy of Pan Books in the swinging sixties, is not just another dusty tome collecting the cobwebs of time; it’s an invitation to don your finest waistcoat, rustle up a pint of ale, and ponder what on earth was so merry about England back in the day. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t the weather. Published in 1964, when the only thing swinging more than the sixties were the chandeliers of Victorian ballrooms, Johnson takes us on a whimsical romp through the annals of British history. Picture yourself navigating the cobbled streets of yore, where the air was thick with the aroma of roast mutton and the incessant sound of wenches arguing over the price of turnips. This book is like a time machine, albeit one with a bit of rust and a tendency to spit out incoherent facts at the most inconvenient moments. Be prepared to encounter a veritable cornucopia of topics, from the rise and fall of the monarchy to the peculiar customs of medieval peasants who couldn’t tell a jolly good time from a bad case of the plague. Johnson, with his characteristic wit and penchant for the peculiar, unveils the absurdity of the past in a way that leaves you wondering whether the English were ever truly merry or just exceptionally good at pretending. As you leaf through these pages, you might find yourself questioning the very fabric of British identity, as Johnson dabbles in everything from the ridiculous to the sublime. “Merrie England” is not a straightforward history but rather an elaborate tapestry woven from the threads of irony, nostalgia, and a healthy dash of British sarcasm. It’s as if Johnson is peering through a pair of rose-tinted glasses that may or may not have belonged to a jester. But what can you expect from a book that dares to unearth the merriment of a land renowned for its drizzle? In “Merrie England,” you’ll encounter a plethora of delightful absurdities, including: Fascinating anecdotes that may or may not be entirely true. A cavalcade of characters who make even the most bizarre personalities of today seem pedestrian. References to customs that make you wonder whether they were truly merry or just mildly confused. Witty commentary that will have you chuckling at the ridiculousness of history. Endearing illustrations that practically beg for a spot in a local museum of oddities. Condition: This book has been well-loved, and as a consequence, it bears the battle scars of time. Expect dog-eared pages, faint whiffs of bygone tea, and a cover that has seen better days—much like the monarchy it chronicles. It’s the kind of book that might sit comfortably on your shelf, nestled between “How to Train Your Dragon” and “The Art of Being British,” yet it beckons you to pick it up, dust it off, and revel in its quirks. So, whether you’re looking to impress your friends with your knowledge of the not-so-merry past or simply seeking a chuckle at the absurdities of history, “Merrie England” is your ticket. Just remember, history is only as merry as you make it—and in this case, it’s a delightful jumble of facts and folly that you can purchase from the fine people at Crappy Old Books. Happy reading, and may your journey through the not-so-merry past be filled with as much laughter as confusion! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1817/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Merrie-England-feb2020.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1816 Sons and Lovers by DH Lawrence The novel is Lawrence’s semi-autobiographical masterpiece in which he explores emotional conflicts through the protagonist, Paul Morel, and the suffocating relationships with a demanding mother and two very different lovers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1816/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Sons-and-Lovers-feb2020.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781853260476 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1815 Time To Heal by Warwick Deeping Prepare yourself for a riveting journey through the meandering mind of Warwick Deeping, the literary equivalent of a cup of tea brewed just slightly too long. “Time To Heal,” published by Pan Books in the post-war year of 1954, is not just a novel, but an existential inquiry into the very concept of recovery—both personal and societal—served with a side of British understatement. It’s as if the author, with a quill dipped in a mixture of both irony and earnestness, decided to pen a love letter to the healing powers of a good old-fashioned whinge. Deeping, a name that begs to be shouted in a dramatic fashion, invites his readers to contemplate the delicate dance between pain and recovery. One might presume the title indicates a straightforward healing process, but fear not! The narrative is anything but linear, instead resembling a winding country lane littered with philosophical potholes and the occasional sheep. Set against the backdrop of a society still nursing its wounds, this book might just have you questioning whether healing is a destination or merely a state of perpetual discomfort. Within these pages, expect to meet characters who seem to be perpetually caught in their own personal dramas, struggling with issues as profound as “is it time for tea yet?” and “what on earth shall I wear to the next social gathering?” While the world outside is changing, the characters’ internal monologues are as static as a radio tuned to a station that only plays elevator music. In true Deeping fashion, the emotional range is broad, allowing for an exploration of feelings that swing between profound sadness and moments of unintentional hilarity. It’s a wonder how the author manages to weave this tapestry of human experience with such finesse while making it seem like a casual Sunday stroll through the park—albeit a park featuring a rather rickety bench and a few disgruntled pigeons. The prose is a curious mix of poetic soliloquies and awkward dialogues, leading one to wonder if Deeping had a penchant for theatrics. He seems to revel in the juxtaposition of the ordinary and the absurd. Readers will find themselves pondering life’s great mysteries while simultaneously chuckling at the absurdities of everyday life. It’s a delightful cocktail of sentimentality shaken with a twist of irony, served in a glass that’s just a tad foggy from years of neglect. Perfect for sipping slowly as you contemplate your own healing journey—or simply the next time you should replace that dreadful light bulb in the hallway. Delve into the mundane yet profound world of British social etiquette. Experience characters whose emotional journeys could rival a particularly long episode of a soap opera. Wonder if the author was perhaps trying to heal his own characters through the sheer act of writing. Contemplate if Deeping is a master of irony or simply enjoys a good laugh at our expense. Realize that healing might just involve more than a good book and a cup of tea. Condition: As with many things from 1954, this book has seen better days. Expect dog-eared pages, a slightly scuffed cover, and the scent of nostalgia mingling with the faint whiff of old paper. Some passages may feature delightful annotations from prior readers who clearly felt quite passionately about the existential crises faced by the characters or perhaps just wanted to leave a note reminding themselves to buy milk. So, if you fancy a read that’s both amusing and slightly perplexing, “Time To Heal” might just be the tome you never knew you needed. It’s bound to set you on a path of introspection, or, at the very least, provide you with ample material to ponder over during your next dinner party. Just remember—when discussing this book, it’s best to sound profound while secretly chuckling at Deeping’s peculiar take on human existence. Available through the eclectic collection of Crappy Old Books, where every purchase is an adventure into the literary unknown and a reminder that even the most revered authors have their off days. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1815/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Time-To-Heal-feb2020.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1814 The Foxes Of Harrow by Frank Yerby In a world where the cunning and the crafty often reign supreme, Frank Yerby’s "The Foxes Of Harrow" presents an exploration of life that is equal parts fable and folly. Published in the illustrious year of 1966 by the ever-so-ambitious Four Square, this book is a splendidly chaotic tapestry of characters who might leave you pondering whether you’re reading history or an elaborate game of charades played by anthropomorphic foxes in waistcoats. Spoiler alert: they’re not actually foxes. Set against the backdrop of a society that appears to be perpetually on the verge of collapse—or perhaps just enjoying an extended tea break—Yerby’s narrative meanders through a landscape of moral ambiguity, questionable decisions, and characters whose motives are as transparent as a foggy window. It seems that every turn of the page reveals yet another curious twist, much like trying to navigate the London Underground during peak hours. You might even wonder if the foxes in the title are merely metaphors for the devious instincts lurking within our very own hearts. Or maybe they are literal foxes that have taken up residence in Harrow. Who can say? With each chapter, you may find yourself questioning not just the characters’ choices but also your own life decisions—like why you ever agreed to buy this book in the first place. Perhaps it was the alluring cover art that caught your eye, or the promise of adventure that turned out to be more of a gentle stroll through a park filled with squirrel-sized distractions. "The Foxes Of Harrow" gives new meaning to the phrase ’expect the unexpected’—though, in truth, you might end up expecting nothing at all. What can you expect from this delightful tome? Well, here’s a taste: A cast of characters so varied you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a poorly organized fancy dress party. Plot twists that resemble a rollercoaster designed by a squirrel with a flair for the dramatic. Dialogues that might make you chuckle, cringe, or question your own sanity, depending on your tolerance for irony. A backdrop that oscillates between historical accuracy and surreal whimsy, much like a light drizzle in London that might turn into a downpour at any moment. A level of charm that persists despite the obvious flaws, much like the British weather that mysteriously manages to stay endearing even on the rainiest of days. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days—much like that pair of shoes you insist on wearing because they have ’character’. There are creases along the spine that whisper, "I’ve traveled far, and I have stories to tell." The yellowing pages hold a certain nostalgic charm, suggesting that perhaps they were once read during a particularly riveting round of tea with friends. Notes scribbled in the margins reveal that someone once found this book worthy of their musings—though whether those musings were insightful or simply the ramblings of a dazed reader is open to interpretation. As you contemplate your purchase from Crappy Old Books, remember that "The Foxes Of Harrow" may not be the most polished classic in your collection, but it has an eccentricity that might just resonate with your quirky side. Who knows? You might find yourself laughing, sighing, or even throwing it across the room in a fit of existential dread. But rest assured, it will never leave you indifferent. So, if you’re in the market for a tome that encapsulates the absurdity of life, society, and the unpredictable nature of storytelling, look no further. Just don’t forget to bring your wits—or at least an umbrella. You’ll need it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1814/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Foxes-Of-Harrow-feb2020.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1813 Nine Coaches Waiting by Mary Stewart Ah, the 1960s—a decade where floral patterns clashed with psychedelic colors, and every other person seemed to have dabbled in something vaguely spiritual. Mary Stewart’s “Nine Coaches Waiting” is a literary relic from this curious era. Published by Hodder and Stoughton, it beckons its readers with a title that sounds like an invitation to a rather peculiar game of charades rather than a gripping tale. One can’t help but wonder if the author had a penchant for dramatic pauses or if she merely meant to suggest that there might be a lot of waiting involved—though for what, we remain blissfully unaware. Set against the backdrop of a fictional European aristocracy that likely has more castles than common sense, “Nine Coaches Waiting” hints at a plot so tantalizingly elusive, it might as well be the literary equivalent of finding the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle only to discover it’s from a completely different box. Expect a dash of intrigue, a sprinkle of romance, and possibly a side of existential dread—all while our protagonist navigates the treacherous waters of social niceties and far too many cups of tea. Between the pages, one might stumble across characters who have more secrets than a cat has lives. They whisper behind closed doors and throw side-eye glances that could cut glass. If you’ve ever wanted to read a book where tension simmers like an overcooked kettle, you might be in luck. Or perhaps you’re just in for a long wait, much like those coaches who, bless their wooden hearts, seem to be parked indefinitely. This novel is perfect for anyone who enjoys a leisurely jaunt through a landscape of foreboding yet somehow feels the urge to linger, despite the overwhelming cloud of “what on earth is happening?” hanging overhead. Now, let’s address those “Nine Coaches.” Are they waiting for an important aristocrat to arrive, or perhaps for the plot to kick into gear? Maybe they’re simply taking a break from their regular duties, contemplating their place in the universe and why they signed up for this gig. One can only assume that each coach has its own personality, just waiting to be explored, though they might be just as eager to escape the confines of the page. One can only hope they have a good sense of humor about their predicament. As for Stewart’s writing style, it dances through the prose like a toddler at a family wedding—excited, occasionally tripping over its own words, but ultimately determined to keep the party going. Readers may find themselves lost in twists and turns that resemble an elaborate Scottish highland reel, where perhaps a sheep or two gets caught in the crossfire of dialogue. It’s a peculiar mix, and one must approach it with the right amount of self-awareness, lest the absurdity sweep them off their feet. Condition: Used, but let’s be honest, who isn’t these days? This book has seen better days, much like your last attempt at a three-course dinner that ended in takeout. Pages may be dog-eared, the spine might have a gentle crease resembling the lines on a well-loved face, and perhaps there’s a faint smell of nostalgia wafting from the cover. It’s charming, really—like that friend who shows up to brunch a bit disheveled but brings the best stories. This book is ready to be read, re-read, and possibly discussed over a cup of tea that’s gone cold. So, if you’re in the market for a journey through a bygone era filled with waiting coaches and an ample supply of drama, “Nine Coaches Waiting” could be your next whimsical adventure. Who knows? You might find yourself pondering the mysteries of life, love, and well, waiting, all within the surrounds of this delightfully whimsical tome. When you’re ready to take the plunge into the hilariously chaotic world of Mary Stewart, don’t forget to visit Crappy Old Books—where every title has a story that’s just begging to be told, even if it’s not exactly the one you expected. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1813/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Nine-Coaches-Waiting-feb2020.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1812 Runway-Zero-Eight by Arthur Hailey and John Castle In an era where space and air travel were all the rage, Arthur Hailey and John Castle decided to turn their attention to the humble runway. Enter "Runway-Zero-Eight," a title that conjures images of drab airport codes, incessant announcements, and the unmistakable hum of jet engines. Published in 1970 by Bantam Books—an imprint known for its unyielding dedication to the dubious art of commercial fiction—this tome is poised to whisk you away to a world where every takeoff is a small miracle and every landing is a potential catastrophe. Imagine, if you will, a gripping narrative packed to the brim with the kind of nail-biting tension that can only arise from the intricate ballet of air travel in a pre-digital age. Yes, that’s right: before the days of in-flight Wi-Fi and touch-screen entertainment systems, the stakes of air travel involved a lot more yelling and a lot fewer cat videos. Whether it’s navigating through foggy skies or dealing with grumpy passengers, this book tackles the age-old question: what happens when the ground gets far too close for comfort? With a title like "Runway-Zero-Eight," you might think you’re in for a thrilling ride through the cockpit of a Concorde—or perhaps a riveting exposé on the life of a baggage handler. But no, the genius of Hailey and Castle lies in their ability to make you care deeply about the unsung heroes of aviation: air traffic controllers, flight attendants, and even the oddly charismatic airport café staff who craft those questionable sandwiches you regret purchasing. Fasten your seatbelts; your ordinary reading experience is about to take flight! But wait, there’s more! This book doesn’t just stop at the runway. Oh no, it spirals into the chaotic world of airport politics, where every decision can lead to unanticipated turbulence, both literal and metaphorical. Picture boardroom battles over new safety regulations, all while the clock ticks down to a very real takeoff. Here, the authors manage to weave suspense into the most mundane of scenarios, proving that sometimes, the greatest drama happens when no one is watching. Imagine a soap opera with more runways and fewer romantic entanglements—unless you count the love-hate relationship between pilots and air traffic control. As the plot unfolds, you may find yourself wondering if you’ve just stumbled into a parallel universe where the only thing standing between humanity and disaster is a well-timed announcement over the intercom. The authors take the reader on a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer panic to unexpected hilarity, making you question why you ever thought reading about aeroplanes could be boring. Spoiler alert: it’s not. The characters—though perhaps not winning any awards for complexity—are as colorful as the airline uniforms of the late ’60s, each with their own quirks and eccentricities that make you feel like you’re stuck in a terminal of delightful oddities. Condition: Used. This copy comes with a few lovely quirks of its own, such as the charming coffee stains that silently narrate the story of someone’s long flight and a cover that has seen more action than a runway during a thunderstorm. The pages have been lovingly thumbed through, which adds an air of authenticity to the experience, as if you’re absorbing the collective tension of every reader who sought solace in its pages during turbulent times. So if you’re looking for a book that combines the thrill of travel with the drudgery of daily airport life, "Runway-Zero-Eight" is your ticket to ride. Don’t miss your chance to explore the corridors of aviation history as seen through the overactive imaginations of Hailey and Castle. You might even find yourself longing for those days of yore when boarding a flight felt like embarking on a great adventure—minus the TSA lines and overpriced snacks. Ultimately, "Runway-Zero-Eight" is not just a book; it’s an experience—a cozy reminder that sometimes the journey is just as important as the destination, even if that destination is a low-budget café serving microwave meals. Pick up your copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a literary flight that’s sure to leave you grounded in hilarity and wonder. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1812/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Runway-Zero-Eight-feb2020.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1811 They Speak With Other Tongues by John L Sherrill In the enchanting year of 1970, when bell-bottoms flourished and disco was but a twinkle in its own sequined eye, Hodder and Stoughton unearthed a tome that would reshape the annals of linguistic exploration: *They Speak With Other Tongues* by John L Sherrill. This book, a veritable cornucopia of spiritual exuberance and linguistic oddities, tantalisingly suggests that not all communication is bound by the mundane constraints of grammar and syntax. No, dear reader, some folks just seem to have a flair for sounding as if they’ve stepped straight out of a biblical scroll—complete with a side of ecstatic utterance and possibly some interpretive dance. Ah, John L Sherrill—a name that evokes images of a man in a turtleneck and glasses, perhaps perched on an armchair with a cup of herbal tea, pondering whether the universe might be communicating through the vibrations of his very own vocal cords. This engaging author takes us on a quirky journey through the oft-misunderstood world of glossolalia, or as it’s commonly known, speaking in tongues. It’s a phenomenon that has perplexed scholars and bemused the average pub-goer for centuries, but fear not! Sherrill is here to unravel the mysteries of the universe, one confounding syllable at a time. Within these pages, you’ll uncover a plethora of spiritually charged anecdotes, where the faithful and fervent congregate to engage in what can only be described as a vocal free-for-all. You might even find yourself giggling as Sherrill recounts tales of spirited individuals who, rather than simply sharing a cuppa, seem compelled to hurl their words into the ether like confetti at a wedding. But fret not, this book is not merely a collection of oddities; it’s a portal into the heart of a movement that, let’s face it, just might leave you wondering if you, too, could benefit from spouting gibberish in public. This is not just any ordinary book, mind you. It’s a whirlwind of ideas wrapped up in a cover that, like its content, might leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. The illustrations, if you can call them that, could have been crafted by a hyperactive octopus with a penchant for abstract expressionism. Yet, somehow, they work in a bizarre, tongue-in-cheek way that complements the absurdity of Sherrill’s prose. Now, if you’re still on the fence about whether to add this peculiar piece of literature to your collection or simply use it as an intriguing doorstop, allow us to present some compelling reasons: Discover the fine art of communicating without making any actual sense. Impress your friends at dinner parties with your newfound glossary of spiritual jargon. Unlock the secrets of how to sound profoundly deep while saying absolutely nothing. Witness the author’s apparent fascination with vocal acrobatics that might make even a seasoned opera singer raise an eyebrow. Use it as a conversation starter to gauge just how open-minded your friends really are. Condition: This book has been pre-loved, which means it might bear the odd coffee stain, page crinkle, or charming dog-eared corner—just enough to add character, like a beloved old dog who refuses to fetch but demands affection. Expect a slight musty aroma reminiscent of libraries past, which only adds to its charm. You might even find some underlined passages where a previous owner had an epiphany or two, or perhaps they were just marking the most baffling bits. Either way, you’re in for a treat. So, if you have ever pondered the age-old question of whether speaking in tongues could actually be the next big trend in social communication, your quest ends here. Grab your copy of *They Speak With Other Tongues* and prepare to embark on a linguistic adventure that might just leave you questioning the wisdom of your local pub’s karaoke night. Available at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eccentric than our selection is our staff’s interpretation of what constitutes ‘reading material’. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1811/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/They-Speak-With-Other-Tongues-feb2020.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton 9780340026571 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1810 Deader Still by Anton Strout In the morose and perplexing world of Anton Strout’s "Deader Still," the author takes you on a meandering stroll through the graveyards of existential dread, where the living are as disoriented as the deceased. It’s a delightful romp that could best be described as a cheerful funeral party, complete with party hats made of cardboard and overly enthusiastic mourners. Our protagonist, who is likely just as confused as you are, finds themselves grappling with the intricacies of life—while simultaneously dealing with the distinct lack of enthusiasm from the afterlife. Published by Ace Books in the grand year of 2009—an era when the world was still wondering whether or not it was a whimsical dystopia—this tome presents an ironic commentary on the modern human condition. In "Deader Still," readers are treated to a cast of eccentric characters who need as much help navigating their un-life as you will have attempting to understand the title. One might ponder if the real question is not whether they are dead or alive, but whether anyone really cares. It’s a profound exploration of existentialism, wrapped in layers of sarcasm, like a poorly made sandwich that promises mustard and fails to deliver. The prose sways between darkly humorous and blisteringly poignant, leaving readers unsure whether to chuckle nervously or reflect deeply on their own mortality. The author skillfully blurs the line between the living and the dead, creating a space where you might find yourself questioning the very fabric of your own existence, all from the comfort of your armchair. Who wouldn’t want to ponder such deep thoughts while sipping a lukewarm cup of tea? Strout’s nattering narrative style has an uncanny ability to draw you in, making you feel as if you’re eavesdropping on a particularly awkward conversation at a wake. You’ll encounter a plethora of delightful oddities, including but not limited to: Ghosts with unresolved issues that span centuries Witty banter that rivals the best British sitcoms A dash of supernatural shenanigans that seems to mock conventional storytelling Unlikely alliances formed in the most absurd circumstances Philosophical dilemmas that even Socrates would roll his eyes at As the narrative unfolds, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of irony, where every revelation is met with a sardonic grin, and every poignant moment is softened by a snarky retort. It’s the kind of book that will make you nod sagely while simultaneously questioning the author’s sanity. You might even wonder if Strout had an epiphany while standing in a graveyard, gazing into the abyss and pondering just how to make death a tad more amusing. Condition: This copy of "Deader Still" has been lovingly used, showcasing the wear and tear of its previous adventures through various reader’s hands. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and a certain je ne sais quoi that only comes from a book that’s been through the wars of literary appreciation. It has quite the character, much like the story within it. The spine is gently cracked, suggesting it has been well-loved, or perhaps merely survived an enthusiastic reading frenzy in a less-than-stable chair. So, if you’re in the market for a book that will leave you contemplating the meaning of life while laughing at the absurdity of it all, "Deader Still" might just be the peculiar companion you never knew you needed. It’s perfect for those who revel in the irony of existence, or simply for those looking to add a little dark humour to their shelf. This particular edition has been procured from the ever-curious Crappy Old Books, where the motto seems to be that every book has its story—even if it’s just how it ended up in a second-hand sale. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1810/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Deader-Still-feb2020.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Books 9780441016914 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1809 Thunder On The Right by Mary Stewart In a world where the most dangerous adventure might be deciding which tea to brew, Mary Stewart’s "Thunder On The Right" strides boldly across the literary landscape like a confused giraffe at a polo match. Published in 1969 by Hodder Paperbacks, this book serves as a nostalgic time capsule filled with enough intrigue to make even the most mundane British countryside seem positively thrilling. With an ISBN that reads like an ancient incantation (SBN 340 02219 1), it’s like a secret code that only the most intrepid readers can decipher. Prepare yourself for a plot that meanders through the realms of suspense with all the grace of a walrus on a unicycle. Stewart, known for her penchant for blending romance and mystery, creates a narrative that finds itself caught in the tangled web of its own ambition—like a cat stuck in a hedge. The story is a delightful mishmash of charm and bewilderment, where the backdrop of the English landscape serves as a mere afterthought to the inner workings of her characters’ minds, which are about as clear as a foggy London morning. Our protagonist, tasked with uncovering a series of events that might just lead to a revelation akin to discovering a hidden stash of biscuits, plods along with a determination that borders on stubbornness. As the clouds of uncertainty gather, so too does the tension. Will she find what she seeks, or merely a rather messy assortment of unanswered questions and perhaps an errant sheep or two? In true British fashion, the plot promises all sorts of twists and turns, though you may be left wondering if you’ll need a map, a compass, and a strong cup of Earl Grey to navigate this literary labyrinth. The 1960s were a time of experimentation and daring in literature, much like attempting to mix gin and tonic with elderflower cordial—sometimes it works, and sometimes it results in regret. Stewart’s prose is no exception, oscillating between moments of sheer brilliance and passages that leave readers questioning if they’ve accidentally stumbled into a tea shop’s list of ingredients. The charm is undeniable, yet one might find themselves tapping their fingers and wondering if a well-timed plot twist might be lurking just around the corner, or perhaps just a poorly executed scone. The book is not without its quirks, and those looking to uncover hidden gems within its pages may find themselves presented with a veritable treasure trove of 1960s British culture. From the fashion choices of characters that would make a time traveler blush to the odd references that only a true aficionado of the era might appreciate, every chapter offers a glimpse into the past that is both alluring and perplexing. It’s essentially a time machine disguised as a novel, albeit one that may require a bit of gentle coaxing to reveal its secrets. Condition: Let’s just say this copy has seen more adventures than the average reader, which is a bit like saying a weathered old umbrella has braved a storm or two. With dog-eared pages that tell stories of their own and a cover that’s as faded as a long-forgotten postcard, this book carries the scent of nostalgia and perhaps a hint of mustiness—perfect for those with a taste for the eclectic. It has been lovingly resold by Crappy Old Books, who promise that its well-worn exterior adds character, much like a grumpy cat that secretly loves you. So, if you’re on the hunt for a book that offers a peculiar blend of adventure, irony, and a touch of the bizarre, "Thunder On The Right" may just be the perfect companion for your next rainy afternoon. It’s not just a novel; it’s an experience, one that may leave you scratching your head while simultaneously questioning your own life choices. Embrace the confusion, grab a cup of tea, and prepare for a journey that might take a tiny detour—just be sure to keep an eye out for those errant sheep. With each turn of the page, you may find yourself lost in a delightful quagmire that only a true connoisseur of second-hand literary oddities can appreciate. After all, literature is best enjoyed with a dash of irony and a sprinkle of quirks, and "Thunder On The Right" delivers on both fronts. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1809/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Thunder-On-The-Right-feb2020.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1808 Hobsons Choice by ER Wood In a world teetering on the edge of the swinging sixties, where bell-bottoms and bobby socks dance merrily through the streets, ER Wood’s "Hobsons Choice" emerges like a slightly tarnished silver spoon at a garage sale—a relic of a bygone era that is curiously both fascinating and slightly bewildering. Published by Heinemann in 1967, this delightful specimen of literary ambition seems to have taken a meandering detour through time and space, arriving almost as if it were carrying a tea tray of half-formed ideas and misplaced metaphors. One cannot help but wonder what prompted Wood to pen a narrative with a title that echoes the age-old adage, “You can choose anything you want... but only if it’s the option I’m offering.” Is it a philosophical exploration of free will, or perhaps an elaborate critique of the British penchant for making tea in every conceivable situation? Whatever the intent, readers are invited to embark on a journey of the mind that might just leave them wondering where the train was headed in the first place. As you crack open this tome, the pages—somewhat yellowed and tinged with the scent of past readers’ musings—reveal a cast of characters who feel as if they’ve been plucked from the pages of a B-list sitcom. They meander through convoluted relationships and absurd predicaments that would leave even the most seasoned soap opera writer scratching their head in bewilderment. With dialogue dripping like a cup of oversteeped Earl Grey, the narrative promises a rich tapestry of everyday British life, albeit one that might have been woven by a cat with a penchant for yarn. Condition: This book is decidedly used, displaying the battle scars of several previous owners who may have battled with it during dull train journeys or pretentious literary discussions. The spine is gloriously creased, a testament to its many readings, and the pages might contain the occasional coffee stain, adding an air of authenticity—because what is literature without a few splashes of caffeine? The cover, while retaining an air of nostalgia, hints at the passage of time with its faded colors and the charmingly scuffed edges that suggest someone definitely took it to the pub. In "Hobsons Choice," the reader will encounter a plot that twists and turns like a poorly repaired old bicycle, occasionally offering glimpses of brilliance amidst the squeaks and wobbles. Wood weaves a narrative that occasionally manages to be both engaging and confounding, as characters oscillate between profound revelations and mildly amusing antics. You may find yourself laughing, pondering, or simply wondering what on earth just happened—an experience that will, undoubtedly, be memorable, albeit perhaps not for the reasons Wood intended. For those brave enough to delve further into this literary oddity, one can expect to encounter a delightful array of subplots and half-baked ideas, including but not limited to: A mysteriously misplaced teapot that seems to be a character in its own right Romantic entanglements that rival even the most dramatic episodes of "EastEnders" A philosophical debate about the merits of choosing between biscuits and cake Several awkward family gatherings that double as a masterclass in social discomfort And of course, the unrelenting presence of rain—because who can forget the quintessentially British weather? So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to be a curious mix of the profound and the preposterous, look no further than "Hobsons Choice." It’s a second-hand treasure that may or may not help you understand the intricacies of choice—but it will definitely provide you with a unique glimpse into a peculiar slice of 1960s literary whimsy. Snatch it up from Crappy Old Books, where time-traveling literary experiences await those willing to embrace the eccentricities of the past. Copy A28. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1808/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Hobsons-Choice-feb2020.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1805 Venture To The Interior by Laurens Van Der Post Ah, the grand title “Venture To The Interior” suggests a daring expedition, possibly involving an overly enthusiastic researcher, a compass that only points to the nearest pub, and perhaps a mysterious tribe of overly polite indigenous folks who are more interested in discussing the weather than any actual exploration. Laurens Van Der Post, being a seasoned raconteur of the wild, invites you to strap on your oversized hiking boots and venture into the realms of the unknown, or at least into the realms of what might be mildly uncomfortable. First published in 1957 by Penguin Books—because nothing says ’adventure’ quite like a sturdy paperback that can withstand the rigours of being stuffed into a rucksack alongside a half-eaten sandwich—this book promises an odyssey that’s less about grand conquests and more about the awkward silences that ensue when a group of explorers finds themselves at a loss for conversation. Naturally, in the era of post-war optimism, a journey into the interior might just be a metaphor for self-discovery—or, more aptly, a misguided trek to the nearest coffee shop. As you turn each dog-eared page, you might find yourself greeting an array of characters that resemble a patchwork quilt of personalities, all stitched together with the finest thread of mid-century existential musings. Does Van Der Post delve into profound philosophical questions about life, nature, and the human condition? Or does he merely describe the oddities of wildlife with a bemusement that suggests he’s never quite managed to figure out which end of a tent goes up? Only one way to find out! In “Venture To The Interior,” you may encounter: Exotic locations that sound far more appealing than the drudgery of everyday life, yet somehow manage to make you feel grateful for your central heating. Unforgettable adventures that leave you with just enough intrigue to consider a holiday brochure for a travel company offering ’experiential’ journeys—complete with complimentary insect repellent. Passages that make you wonder if Van Der Post had a personal vendetta against adjectives, as he occasionally opts for the more minimalist approach of ’here is a thing, it is brown.’ Engaging reflections on nature that might just inspire you to take a long, hard look at the cobwebs in your attic instead. An assortment of whimsical anecdotes that may or may not have been embellished slightly, much like the tales of your eccentric uncle after a few too many sherries. As readers of a bygone era might have discovered, this book could serve as both a reliable travel guide and a companion for your next bout of insomnia, where you find yourself reluctantly pondering whether to read another chapter or simply stare at the ceiling. With its charmingly dated prose, you might come to appreciate how much times have changed—or, for the brave-hearted, might just be tempted to don your explorer’s hat and embark on a quest to the local park instead. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. This copy bears the marks of time—coffee stains from previous expeditions, the occasional cryptic note scrawled in the margins (perhaps an unfulfilled promise to take that trip), and a spine that could probably tell you a few stories of its own if only it could speak. Flaps may be dog-eared, pages yellowing like the reputation of a pub on a Monday morning, but there’s a certain charm in the wear and tear, as if this book has lived several lives before reaching your hands. So, if you’re in the market for a clunky yet endearing companion on your coffee table, or if you simply wish to experience the world through the lens of a man who arguably preferred the interior to any form of social engagement, this book might just be your ticket to an adventure—albeit a very sedentary one. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to be whisked away on a journey that is decidedly more ‘interior’ than ‘venture’ but just as delightful in its own right. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1805/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Venture-To-The-Interior-feb2020.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1804 Searchlight On Morals by TA Ryder In a world where moral compasses spin like a top at a child’s birthday party, T.A. Ryder’s "Searchlight On Morals" unveils the equally dazzling and bewildering landscape of human ethics circa 1953. Published by Thrift Books, this tome attempts to illuminate the murky waters of right and wrong with all the subtlety of a searchlight during a midnight raid. One can only assume the author was both enlightened and slightly perplexed by the moral dilemmas of his time, as he points his proverbial beam at the foibles and follies of society, and perhaps his own as well. It’s as if Ryder, with his quill poised delicately over the parchment, decided to host a rather eccentric dinner party for the philosophers of the ages. Picture a round table where Kant, Nietzsche, and the ghost of Socrates share awkward glances and sip lukewarm tea while Ryder enthusiastically recounts tales of humanity’s greatest moral faux pas. One can almost hear the clinking of teacups as he attempts to translate highbrow ethical theories into everyday decisions such as whether to share one’s last biscuit or to cut in line at the bus stop. It’s riveting stuff, really, if you’re into that sort of thing. Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of contradictions and conundrums as Ryder’s prose dances between the absurd and the profound. He raises questions that will leave you contemplating the very fabric of your existence, or at least the etiquette of offering your seat to the elderly. Is it morally superior to donate to charity, or does that merely serve to inflate one’s ego? These are the pressing issues that would have kept Ryder up at night, presumably with a cup of tepid Earl Grey in hand, scribbling down insights that invite as many eye rolls as they do deep thoughts. As you flip through the pages—yellowed, dog-eared, and possibly smeared with the remnants of a long-forgotten snack—you will encounter a delightful assortment of moral quandaries, peppered with anecdotes that are as outdated as a rotary phone. You might find yourself chuckling at the quaintness of it all while simultaneously engaging in a bit of self-reflection. Perhaps you’ll start to question your own moral fiber, or perhaps you’ll simply wonder if you should be more diligent in recycling your plastic waste. The possibilities are endless, just like Ryder’s penchant for rambling! What’s particularly entertaining is how Ryder seemingly channels the spirit of 1950s Britain, where morality was more rigid than a Victorian corset and just as prone to bursting at the seams. This book may serve as a curious time capsule, displaying the ethical standards of an era that believed in the sanctity of manners above all else. Consequently, you may find yourself amused—or horrified—by the juxtaposition of yesterday’s moral dilemmas with today’s, which often revolve around whether one should post pictures of their food on social media. For the true bibliophile, there’s a certain charm in the wear and tear of this particular volume. The yellowing pages whisper secrets of past readers who may have been engrossed in moral debates while perched on their settees, possibly dressed in tweed. Each dog-eared corner and ink smudge tells a story, perhaps of a heated discussion over tea that spiraled into a debate about the relative merits of altruism versus egoism. The very act of picking up this book is a moral choice in itself—should you embrace the wisdom of yesteryears, or toss it aside in favour of something more contemporary and “relevant”? Ah, the irony! Condition: This book is not merely used; it has been lovingly embraced by time itself. Expect the pages to have the texture of an ancient map, creased and crinkled, as if they’ve been on a journey of their own through the annals of moral philosophy. The cover might display a more-than-healthy patina of dust and fingerprints, each one a testament to the countless hours spent wrestling with moral dilemmas. It’s the perfect addition to any collection that values the quirky and the eccentric. So, if you’re feeling particularly introspective—or simply need a conversation starter that will leave your friends scratching their heads—"Searchlight On Morals" could be just the quirky companion you didn’t know you needed. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where second-hand literary treasures await the discerning reader with a penchant for the absurd and ironic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1804/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Searchlight-On-Morals-feb2020.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thrift Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1803 One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest by Ken Kesey In this classic novel, Ken Kesey’s hero is Randle Patrick McMurphy, a boisterous, brawling, fun-loving rebel who swaggers into the world of a mental hospital and takes over. A lusty, life-affirming fighter, McMurphy rallies the other patients around him by challenging the dictatorship of Nurse Ratched. He promotes gambling in the ward, smuggles in wine and women, and openly defies the rules at every turn. But this defiance, which starts as a sport, soon develops into a grim struggle, an all-out war between two relentless opponents: Nurse Ratched, backed by the full power of authority, and McMurphy, who has only his own indomitable will. What happens when Nurse Ratched uses her ultimate weapon against McMurphy provides the story’s shocking climax. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1803/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/One-Flew-Over-The-Cuckoos-Nest-feb2020.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Novel 9780451163967 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1802 Two Way Cut by Peter Tunbull In the delightful realm of the 1980s, where cassette tapes ruled and leg warmers were all the rage, comes a literary wonder that promises to cut you right down the middle—Peter Tunbull’s "Two Way Cut." This tome, published by the illustrious Fontana, seems to be one of those novels that dares you to ask, "Did I really need to read this?" with every turning page. With no pesky ISBN to anchor it to reality, it floats freely through the decades like a wayward balloon at a forgotten fairground. Imagine, if you will, a world where every chapter could be a life-or-death decision. The protagonists may or may not barrel through the narrative like they’ve just downed a mega espresso, and the stakes could be higher than your average cat stuck in a tree. Tunbull’s prose is painted with a palette of irony, where the line between savagery and civility is as blurred as a smudged eyeglass lens. Readers will find themselves feverishly flipping pages, wondering whether they’re being led on a merry chase or simply down a rabbit hole of confusion. In this second-hand gem, you might stumble upon characters who are as well-rounded as a flat tire. Their motivations are as clear as a foggy day in London, and their relationships are a bit like trying to assemble IKEA furniture with nothing but a butter knife. Perhaps there’s a hero, or maybe it’s all just a collective hallucination. Who knows? What we do know is that you can expect dialogue so sharp it could cut glass—or at least make you wince slightly. As you navigate through the winding plot, prepare for a kaleidoscope of themes, ranging from existential dread to the deep-seated desire for a good cup of tea. Is it a commentary on society? A satire on the mundane? Or merely an elaborate excuse for Tunbull to throw in a few hundred puns? Your guess is as good as the next person’s, and that’s half the fun! A plot so twisty it would make a pretzel jealous. Characters that are more questionable than a pub’s last call. An ending that may leave you pondering life choices—yours and Tunbull’s. Dialogue that dances like an awkward wedding guest. Subplots that are as compelling as an old shoe. Condition: This literary masterpiece is used, which is a euphemism for “it’s seen better days.” The cover boasts a few scuffs, perhaps from its prior adventures in the wild. The pages carry the scent of nostalgia (or maybe it’s just a hint of mildew) and have a delightful crinkle to them, reminiscent of those thrilling days of yore when paperbacks ruled the world—and not just your grandmother’s dusty attic. Ideal for someone looking to enrich their bookshelf with something that practically screams “I’m quirky and I know it!” So, if you’re in the market for a book that makes you question every life choice leading up to your decision to purchase it, “Two Way Cut” might just be your ticket. In a world saturated with predictability, Peter Tunbull’s offering cuts through the noise with the precision of a rusty butter knife. Snap it up at Crappy Old Books and prepare for a reading experience that could either enlighten or utterly bemuse—you’ll have to read it to find out! What’s the worst that could happen? You might just find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1802/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Two-Way-Cut-feb-2020.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1801 Star Trek 9 by James Blish Prepare yourself for an interstellar adventure that is, quite frankly, more “eh” than “wow” as we embark on a journey through the pages of Star Trek 9, penned by the illustrious James Blish in the groovy year of 1973. This delightful artifact from the universe of sci-fi literature is not just a book; it’s a time capsule that could very well contain the hopes and dreams of a generation that believed in a future where humans and aliens shared awkward conversations over cups of futuristic coffee. Now, you may be wondering what exactly is contained within these hallowed pages. Imagine a world where Spock’s logic is put to the test not just against Klingons and Romulans, but against the formidable foes of mediocre plotlines and heavy exposition. Yes, dear reader, this volume offers a veritable feast of galactic mishaps and philosophical musings that occasionally resemble the authentic spirit of Starfleet, albeit more like a budget version lost at a yard sale. Published by Bantam Books, a publisher that apparently had a penchant for taking chances on the unlikely, this book is a treasure trove of content that may or may not have been inspired by actual episodes of the series. Whether you’re a diehard Trekkie or someone who accidentally stumbled across this book while searching for a more credible read, you’ll find yourself entangled in descriptions that could lead you to ponder the nature of existence… or at least to question your life choices. But what are you really getting yourself into? Let’s break it down: Varied Attempts at Dialogue: Experience the joy of characters speaking in a manner that may or may not resemble actual human interaction. Fascinating Concepts: Explore ideas that sound great in theory but are delivered with about as much finesse as a cat wearing roller skates. Wistful Nostalgia: Feel that tingling sense of nostalgia for a time when the future seemed bright, or at least less riddled with reality TV. Cover Art: Feast your eyes on a cover that screams “I’m from the 70s!”—a look so retro it could be mistaken for a bad fashion choice. Overall Ambivalence: Revel in a plot development that fluctuates between intriguing and “wait, what was I reading again?” Now, let’s get to the nitty-gritty of the object itself. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, with creases that tell tales of hasty readings and perhaps a few coffee spills from late-night sci-fi discussions that went a bit too far. The spine is so well-loved that it’s practically a yoga master, bending and flexing in ways that defy the laws of paper. Expect yellowing pages that might just add a layer of historical authenticity—or so we like to tell ourselves. In this literary artifact, Blish does what he can with the material at hand, crafting prose that occasionally harks back to the glory days of television storytelling but often meanders into the territory of “is this really happening?” So, strap in, set your phasers to “what was I thinking?” and prepare to indulge in the oddities of space exploration that seem more like an exercise in futility than a quest for knowledge. As you venture forth into the realm of Star Trek 9, you may find yourself contemplating the very essence of your reading experience. Does it spark joy? Perhaps a flicker of confusion? Either way, it’s an experience that could be classified under “only for the bravest of souls” or “what were you thinking, you crazy person?” So, whether you’re adding to your collection of second-hand curiosities or simply searching for the perfect conversation starter at your next gathering, look no further than Crappy Old Books. There’s nothing like an old book to remind you that the universe is vast, our literary choices are sometimes questionable, and even in the most absurd of tales, there’s always a glimmer of something uniquely human. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1801/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Star-Trek-9-feb2020.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1800 Good Friday by Robert Lawrence Holt Welcome to the curious world of "Good Friday" by Robert Lawrence Holt, a novel that dares to explore the enigmatic intersection of faith, existential dread, and the unique British penchant for queuing. Published in 1988 by Signet—because when you think “soul-searching,” you naturally think “paperback”—this literary enigma is bound to tickle your intellect while simultaneously raising an eyebrow or two. It may be the only book where characters contemplate their life choices while waiting for a bus in the rain, a scenario so quintessentially British that it could be studied for its sociocultural implications. Now, one might wonder: why would anyone choose to read a book titled “Good Friday”? One might also question why anyone would name a day after the crucifixion, but that’s a debate for another time. In this gripping narrative, Holt invites readers to accompany a motley crew of characters who have all decided that the best way to spend a somber holiday is by engaging in deep conversations about life’s meaning, or lack thereof, while clutching their umbrellas and dodging puddles. Is this a profound commentary on the human condition, or merely an excuse for British weather metaphors? You decide! But Holt doesn’t stop there. He crafts a tapestry of dialogue that echoes in your mind long after you’ve turned the final page—assuming you manage to turn any pages at all, given the condition of this second-hand tome. Expect delightful musings on topics ranging from the sacrificial nature of chocolate eggs to the psychological impact of a rainy day, creating a veritable buffet of thoughts that might leave you pondering your own relationship with confectionery and meteorology. The characters are as diverse as a box of assorted biscuits, each with their quirks and charms. You’ll meet the philosophical baker, the existential florist, and the retired vicar who has taken it upon himself to critique the local theatre productions. As they maneuver through the labyrinth of their own dilemmas, you may find yourself unwittingly reflecting on your own life choices—though hopefully with less awkwardness than trying to explain the meaning of “Good Friday” to a confused tourist. Amidst the parade of rainy day musings and in-depth discussions about the mechanics of faith, Holt also slips in some biting humor. It’s the kind of book that reminds you that even the most serious subjects can be approached with a wink and a nod, preferably over a cup of lukewarm tea. You might even find yourself laughing aloud in public places—an act that will certainly elicit puzzled looks from others who are not privy to your inner dialogue on sacrificial pastries. Condition: This particular copy comes to you in a used state, which adds an air of authenticity and provides a tangible connection to the countless hands that have held it before yours. Expect well-loved pages with the occasional coffee ring and perhaps a mysterious piece of paper stuck between chapters that may or may not be an old shopping list. Consider it part of the charm—after all, every wrinkle and yellowed page tells a story of its own, much like the characters within Holt’s narrative. So, whether you’re a connoisseur of existential literature or simply someone looking for a quirky addition to your bookshelf, “Good Friday” offers an experience as layered as a trifle, with all the delightful unpredictability of a British summer. It’s a book that promises to entertain, provoke thought, and perhaps even inspire you to find deeper meaning between the grooves of your own rainy afternoons. Remember, you can snag this delightful oddity and countless others at Crappy Old Books, where our motto is: “Second-hand treasures, first-hand eccentricities!” Embrace the quirks of the past and add a dash of irony to your reading list today! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1800/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Good-Friday-feb2020.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451167705 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1799 The Fifteen Street by Catherine Cookson Ah, “The Fifteen Street,” a masterclass in the art of storytelling by none other than the queen of Northern grit, Catherine Cookson. Published in 1974 by Corgi Books—because what better way to explore the intricacies of human emotion than through a publisher whose name conjures up images of frolicking corgis on a sun-drenched lawn? If you’ve ever pondered how many heartbreaks can fit into a single street, consider this your invitation to join the ranks of the perennially heartbroken and the eternally intrigued. In a world where the pavement is often more reliable than the people who tread upon it, Cookson takes us on a jaunt down a metaphorical lane lined with poor decisions and questionable romances. With a title as broad as the author’s imagination, you may find yourself wondering if the fifteen streets are a metaphor for the complex paths of life, or simply a reflection of Cookson’s inability to count to sixteen. One can only speculate while sipping tea and pondering the mysteries of British literature. But fear not, dear reader, for a trip down “The Fifteen Street” is not without its charms! Readers can expect to be introduced to an array of characters, possibly including heartbroken widows, long-lost siblings, and a misfit or two who could very well be the author’s alter egos. The backdrop of the story is likely as bleak as a rainy Tuesday morning in Newcastle, where the only thing more reliable than the weather is the sense of impending doom hanging over the protagonists’ heads. Perhaps it’s the setting—a labyrinthine street that seems to have more twists and turns than a British soap opera—that will keep you on your toes. Or maybe it’s the dialogue, so authentic it might just require a translator for anyone outside the UK. Either way, one cannot help but marvel at the sheer audacity of Cookson’s characters, who tackle life’s disappointments with the kind of resilience usually reserved for British sitcoms. Condition: This particular edition of “The Fifteen Street” is used, which means it may carry the invisible scars of its previous owners—coffee stains from late-night epiphanies, dog-eared pages marking particularly poignant passages, or the occasional note in the margins that makes you question the sanity of the previous reader. Each crease tells a story, and each smudge could well be a testament to the emotional rollercoaster that is Cookson’s narrative. Ever in search of the arcane details that make life worth living, you might find yourself captivated by the unraveling threads of the characters’ tangled lives. Will they find love? Will they find themselves? Will they find a decent cup of tea in the process? All these questions, and perhaps many more, swirl around the pages waiting to be discovered—or at least speculated upon during your next book club meeting, where half the attendees haven’t read the book but insist on making sweeping generalizations. In a literary landscape rife with pretentious prose and over-hyped thrillers, “The Fifteen Street” stands as a reminder of the power of authenticity. So why not throw caution to the wind and embrace the nostalgia of a bygone era? Who knows, you might even find a kindred spirit in these pages—or at the very least, a worthy conversation starter at your next dinner party, where you can regale guests with tales of Cookson’s genius and the peculiarities of life on a street with too many stories. In conclusion, whether you’re a long-time fan of Catherine Cookson or someone who simply stumbled upon this book while browsing Crappy Old Books, “The Fifteen Street” promises an experience as rich and varied as the lives it portrays. Grab your cup of tea, a cozy blanket, and perhaps a notepad for those philosophical musings that are bound to strike you as you navigate this fascinating journey. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1799/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Fifteen-Street-feb2020.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1798 Full Moon by PG Wodehouse Ah, "Full Moon," the peculiar little tome from the illustrious mind of PG Wodehouse, who undoubtedly penned this during a particularly jolly bout of unrestrained whimsy. First published in 1981, this Penguin delight somehow bridges the gap between the classic Wodehouse quips and the inexplicable fashion choices of the 1980s. One can only imagine the sort of cocktail parties that were in full swing when this book hit the shelves, complete with awkwardly high-waisted trousers and hairstyles that seem to defy gravity. In this literary escapade, our dapper protagonist navigates an array of comically absurd situations, likely involving misunderstandings that could only happen in a world that has too many butlers and not enough common sense. Expect the sort of British charm that feels as if it were brewed in a teapot filled with overripe strawberries and a jigger of gin — possibly shaken, possibly stirred, and definitely not meant for your average tea drinker. Wodehouse’s characters are as delightfully eccentric as a parrot in a bowler hat, flitting from one ridiculous escapade to the next, all the while tackling life’s great quandaries — like how to maintain one’s social standing while simultaneously avoiding the wrath of a jealous aunt or an overly enthusiastic dog. You might find yourself chuckling at the sheer absurdity of it all, wondering if Wodehouse simply tossed a handful of adjectives into the air and decided to write down whatever landed with a flourish of his quill. Expect a whirlwind of plot points that make as much sense as a fish riding a bicycle. Our brave hero’s journey through the treacherous waters of social faux pas and upper-crust dilemmas leads to a veritable circus of misunderstandings that will leave you pondering the age-old question: what on earth are the upper classes actually up to? This book may not provide answers, but it will certainly take you on a merry jaunt through their overstuffed drawing rooms and ludicrous soirées. Meet a cast of characters who could only be described as fabulously ludicrous. Gasp at the depictions of British society so exaggerated, they’re practically wearing clown shoes. Admire Wodehouse’s unparalleled ability to make a simple afternoon tea feel like a high-stakes adventure. Delight in the banter that dances across the pages like a particularly tipsy ballroom waltz. Wonder if anyone actually spoke like this in the 80s, or if it was merely a figment of Wodehouse’s imagination. Condition: Used, which means this book has probably seen more action than a cat in a fish market. Expect some creases, the occasional coffee ring, and the faint scent of nostalgia lingering between the pages—perfect for those who enjoy books with a bit of character. Who knows? Perhaps the former owner was the sort of person who held elaborate tea parties where everyone had to wear monocles, or maybe they were simply trying to impress their book club. Whatever the case, you’re in for a treat that is both literary and slightly bizarre. In a world filled with modern distractions and the chaos of everyday life, why not retreat to the whimsical realm crafted by PG Wodehouse? "Full Moon" awaits your eager hands, ready to whisk you away—metaphorically, of course—into a land where the absurd reigns supreme. Immerse yourself in the delightful witticisms and the wonderfully convoluted plots that only Crappy Old Books could unearth for your reading pleasure, and let the charm of Wodehouse wash over you like a gentle summer rain—or a rather damp British afternoon. Dive in, or wade, or even tiptoe; the choice is yours, dear reader. Comes complete with a Liitlewoods reciept marking page 12, date 02-06-93 for doughnut 0.57, pot tea 0.57, pot tea 0.57, total 1.71, cash tendered 2.00 and change given 0.29. This historic document is free at no additional charge for the purchaser of this book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1798/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Full-Mooon-feb2020.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140016529 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1797 From Russia With Love by Ian Fleming In From Russia With Love, 007 is marked for extermination by SMERSH, the insidious Soviet department of murder. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1797/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/From-Russia-With-Love-feb2020.jpg 12.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1795 The Judas Spy by Nick Carter In a world where espionage takes a backseat to questionable fashion choices and the art of duplicity is rivaled only by the skill of making a perfectly brewed cup of tea, Nick Carter’s “The Judas Spy” emerges like a vintage relic from a forgotten age. Published in 1975 by Charter, this book captures a sense of intrigue that feels as authentic as a three-piece suit worn to an unlicensed rave. Forget the modern thrillers with their glitzy gadgets and edgy protagonists; this is espionage served with a side of absurdity and a hearty dollop of moustache-twirling villainy. The title alone—“The Judas Spy”—invokes a fascinating blend of betrayal and secrecy, two things that are generally frowned upon in polite society but seem to be all the rage in the shadowy underbelly of espionage. One can only speculate whether our protagonist is just a double agent or an overzealous coffee shop barista with a penchant for eavesdropping on the patrons. Will they find themselves ensnared in a web of lies, or simply struggling to make sense of the day’s special? Only the pages can reveal the fate of this hapless spy. The cover art, a psychedelic swirl of oranges and browns typical of the era, beckons readers with the promise of danger and perhaps an unsolicited fashion lesson. One can almost hear the groovy tunes of the 70s in the background as you ponder whether the book will deliver a gripping tale or leave you staring blankly at the wall, pondering the mysteries of life—or, more likely, the mysteries of why your last three plants have mysteriously died. Nick Carter, a name synonymous with spies, seemingly found a niche in crafting narratives that leave one wondering if he had a secret life as a cat burglar—or if he was merely a chap who enjoyed the thrill of penning overly complicated plots while forgetting to water his ficus. Readers familiar with Carter’s work will find themselves in the cozy company of convoluted plots and a cast of characters whose motivations are as clear as the Thames in winter: murky, cold, and possibly harboring a lurking menace. For anyone considering a rendezvous with “The Judas Spy,” prepare yourself for the following highlights that will either have you laughing, crying, or questioning your life choices: Characters that could give Shakespeare’s finest a run for their money, provided they were auditioning for a role in a farce. Plot twists that are so unexpected they may just leave you dizzy, much like your last attempt at a DIY cocktail. Dialogue that crackles with wit, or at least with enough awkward pauses to make you feel less alone in your own social interactions. A captivating glimpse into the mind of a spy who may or may not know what they’re doing—much like many of us navigating adulthood. References to 1970s pop culture that will make you feel either nostalgic or bemused, depending on your age and how many times you’ve watched “The Dukes of Hazzard.” Condition: This second-hand relic has seen its fair share of clandestine operations—likely involving a cup of tea spilled across chapter five or perhaps a dog-eared page where someone furiously tried to decode a plot twist. The spine is creased, the pages are yellowed, and there’s a faint whiff of something that might have been popcorn at one point. If you’re the type to appreciate the charm of a book that has clearly lived through a few thrilling adventures (or at least been carried around town), then this is the perfect addition to your collection of oddities. So if you’re ready to embrace the complex machinations of espionage with the unlikeliest of spies, grab “The Judas Spy” and prepare for an experience that’s as thrilling as a high-speed chase on a bicycle—without the risk of injury. This is a quintessentially quirky, ironic read that promises to entertain, perplex, and perhaps even inspire you to start your own spy career in the comfort of your living room. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where every old tome has a story to tell—if only the dust could talk! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1795/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Judas-Spy-feb2020.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1794 The Chinese Paymaster by Nick Carter In the illustrious year of 1967, a time when bell-bottoms reigned supreme and the world was fascinated by all things psychedelic, one author emerged from the murky depths of creative pondering to unveil a novel that would forever change the landscape of espionage literature—or at the very least, make a few readers chuckle awkwardly at their local book club. Enter “The Chinese Paymaster,” a title that hints at intrigue, scheming, and possibly a poorly executed heist involving dim sum. But rest assured, it offers none of the wisdom you might expect from such a name and instead serves up a delightful mélange of clichés and convoluted plots that could make any reader question their life choices. Nick Carter, not to be confused with the famed pop idol, has crafted a tome that is nothing short of a time capsule, revealing a mid-century view of espionage that is as outdated as the rotary phone. The book’s premise? You might need to sift through the pages to find out, as it dances around plot points like a cat on a hot tin roof. It seems that the titular paymaster is less about fiscal responsibility and more about orchestrating a symphony of international intrigue that would make even the most seasoned spy roll their eyes and mutter, “Really? This again?” As you embark on this literary journey, prepare yourself for a bewildering assortment of characters whose motivations are as clear as mud. You’ll meet shadowy figures lurking in alleyways, disheveled agents with questionable fashion choices, and perhaps even a double agent or two, because let’s be honest, what’s a spy novel without a touch of betrayal? You might even find yourself pondering the deeper questions of life, such as: “Why did I buy this book?” or “Is there a refund policy for unintentional time travel?” Among the various plot twists—some of which may be more predictable than a British summer—lie several amusing moments that could only be born of a bygone era where every spy seemed to have a penchant for making grandiose speeches about loyalty and honor, often punctuated with a wink and a nudge. The dialogue crackles with an almost electric charm, albeit an outdated one, as characters navigate through a maze of misunderstandings that only the most hopeful of romantics would find endearing. But fear not, dear reader! Within the pages of this used treasure, you will find not just the thrill of espionage but also the intoxicating aroma of nostalgia. Each turned page wafts a scent reminiscent of old libraries and the faint hint of cigarette smoke, immediately transporting you back to simpler times when thrillers were all about the chase and less about character development. It’s a journey into the absurd, where readers can revel in the sheer ridiculousness of it all. And for those who appreciate a little plot structure, the book does indulge in the occasional bullet-point list masquerading as chapters, which may or may not lead somewhere significant. Here’s a taste of the themes you might encounter: Espionage tropes that seem to have been recycled from an earlier draft of a B-movie script Characters whose depth rivals that of a puddle on a rainy day An ending that leaves you wondering if the author was simply out of ink Exotic locations that are described with all the accuracy of a tourist brochure Dialogues that are a curious blend of Shakespearean drama and bad stand-up comedy Condition: This copy has seen better days, with pages sporting the occasional yellowing and an air of mystery that suggests it has been read—and possibly dropped—by multiple owners. The spine is somewhat creased, hinting at the countless hours of intense scrutiny it has endured. Perfectly imperfect, it embodies the charming quirks of second-hand literature, ready to provide you with both entertainment and existential crisis in equal measure. So if you’re in the market for a book that promises to whisk you away on a ludicrous adventure filled with espionage, questionable morals, and a healthy dose of irony, look no further than “The Chinese Paymaster.” Available now at Crappy Old Books, where your questionable taste in literature is not just accepted, but celebrated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1794/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Chinese-Paymaster-feb2020.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Universal Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1791 A Woman Called Fancy by Frank Yerby The spine is broken and pages 41 to 128 are mostly loose. Pages 129 to the end 254, are found, but loose from the spine. Would suit person with fetish for books that are falling to bits, or perhaps a book restorer. Sold by her parents for a few dollars, valued at the price of a few pretty dresses, Fancy is one the most exciting and glamorous of Frank Yerby's heroines. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1791/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/A-Woman-Called-Fancy-feb2020.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1789 The Trailsman #334 Colorado Clash by Jon Sharpe Welcome to the wild world of "The Trailsman #334: Colorado Clash," where the majestic Rockies serve as a backdrop for yet another thrilling escapade that’s probably more explosive than a toddler on a sugar rush. Jon Sharpe, known for his clever wordplay and subtle nods to the absurdity of the Old West, has penned a tale that somehow manages to be both wildly entertaining and mildly confusing. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be caught in a fierce showdown while navigating the complexities of cowboy etiquette, then grab your hat and saddle up—it’s time to confront your dusty bookshelf! Set against the stunning vistas of Colorado, this installment of The Trailsman series promises to deliver all the grit and glamour one would expect from a cowboy novel. Here, you’ll encounter a mishmash of rugged pioneers, dastardly villains, and an abundance of horses that seem to have more personality than some of the human characters. You might find it amusing to note that the horses have better character arcs than your average soap opera star, which emphasizes the thrilling tension of cattle rustling and gold mining in a land where even the mountains seem to have something to say. Our protagonist, a stalwart figure whose name has likely been lost in the shuffle of countless character reincarnations across the series, embarks on a journey through a landscape as unforgiving as the rejection letters from publishers that haunt his dreams. He’s armed with nothing but his trusty sidearm, a questionable moral compass, and a deep-seated disdain for anyone who dares to wear plaid. The battle lines are drawn, quite literally, in the dirt of Colorado, where locals and newcomers alike face off in a clash that could only be rivalled by a family reunion at a particularly contentious Thanksgiving dinner. Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the key features of this literary masterpiece: A plot twist that might make you raise an eyebrow, though you might want to avoid doing this in public. Dialogue that sparkles with the kind of wit you’d find in a saloon brawl, if saloons had witty repartees instead of flying chairs. Descriptive passages that could almost make you smell the pine trees, or is that just the old book smell coming through? A cavalcade of side characters, each more eccentric than the last, providing a delightful distraction from the main plot. Action sequences that are choreographed with the grace of a two-legged horse trying to tango. While flipping through the pages, you may find yourself questioning whether you’re reading a thrilling Western or an ironic commentary on the absurdity of frontier life. Sharpe’s unique style invites you to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all while rooting for the hero, who seems to have the uncanny ability to sidestep common sense at every turn. It’s a delightful dance of irony that will make you wonder if the author had a secret vendetta against logic or if he just enjoyed stirring the pot. Condition: Used, with the kind of wear and tear that only a well-loved book can boast. Expect dog-eared pages, a faint whiff of tobacco stains, and possibly a few mysterious coffee rings that add character—or at least a story— to the narrative. The cover is slightly creased, but it adds to the charm, like a good pair of cowboy boots that have seen too many rodeos. So why not take a chance on "The Trailsman #334: Colorado Clash"? It’s not just a book; it’s an experience. Who knows? You might discover a newfound appreciation for the art of the Western novel, or you may simply find it’s the perfect backdrop for your next awkward family gathering. Either way, you can snag this treasure at Crappy Old Books—where every second-hand story is just waiting to be revived, or at least to give you a chuckle. Saddle up, reader, and prepare for a journey through the whimsical and wild pages of a bygone era! It’s bound to be a bumpy ride. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1789/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Trailsman-334-feb2020.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Western 9780451227676 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1788 Puppert Soldiers by Eric Helm Welcome to the fantastically bizarre world of "Puppert Soldiers," a 1989 opus by the illustrious Eric Helm, who clearly had a penchant for naming things that sound like a demented mash-up of a children’s puppet show and a military training manual. Published by Gold Eagle—because who wouldn’t want their literary delights packaged like a cheap action figure?—this book is here to challenge your perceptions of both warfare and the questionable choices that lead to anthropomorphized canine soldiers. Picture this: a battalion of puppets, each armed with a distinctive personality and a questionable understanding of military protocol. Did someone say "puppet army"? That’s right! Imagine a collection of hyper-enthusiastic furry friends, complete with tiny uniforms and oversized weapons, all marching towards an uncertain destiny laden with the anticipation that only a mid-80s fever dream can provide. Forget Rambo; it’s all about the woof-woof warriors now! As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering some riveting questions: What exactly drove Eric Helm to pen this canine conflict? Is it a commentary on the absurdity of war? A social critique wrapped in fuzzy felt? Or did he simply run out of ideas and think, “Hey, what if dogs had guns?” The possibilities are as numerous as the puppet characters themselves, and just as confounding. Join the ranks of the puppert soldiers as they navigate through a series of absurd missions involving everything from high-stakes dog shows to top-secret frisbee operations. You’ll find yourself captivated by their misadventures, and perhaps wishing for a sequel where they tackle more pressing issues, like the ethics of kibble or the existential dread of a plush toy’s life. Who could resist such a compelling narrative driven by the dual forces of whimsy and the unrelenting march of absurdity? To fully appreciate the literary genius at play here, it is vital to consider the book’s illustrations—or lack thereof. Yes, the stark absence of visuals forces you to conjure your own images of these valiant canines. Are their uniforms camouflaged or decorated with delightful patterns? The reader is granted the creative liberty to imagine their ideal version of this wacky battalion, leading to potentially hours of engaging daydreaming. If only we could unearth the artist who believed that dog soldiers should remain entirely unillustrated; perhaps they were a visionary too far ahead of their time. Condition: This copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, boasts a unique collection of dog-eared pages, which may or may not add to the overall charm. Expect the occasional ink smudge and a few lovingly placed coffee stains—each a testament to the previous reader’s deep engagement with this literary phenomenon (or perhaps just a result of their snack habits). The spine is surprisingly intact, suggesting that it has been cherished—if not necessarily read—by someone with a fascinating taste in literature. If you find yourself yearning for a read that defies categories—part military satire, part puppet-centric lunacy—then "Puppert Soldiers" is your ticket to a wild ride through a universe where the only thing standing between the forces of good and evil is a cadre of hound heroes. With its tongue-in-cheek approach to storytelling and unorthodox premise, this book challenges you to think about the world in ways you never thought possible, or at the very least, to chuckle at the sheer absurdity of it all. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your own copy of "Puppert Soldiers" and prepare to embark on a journey through the most delightfully ludicrous corners of literature. As always, find more treasures like this at Crappy Old Books, where every pick is a delightful adventure waiting to unfold—just like our furry little soldiers! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1788/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Puppert-Soldiers-feb2020.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gold Eagle 9780373627219 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1786 The Riviera Puzzle by Vincent McConnor Step right up, dear reader, for a jaunt through the sun-drenched mysteries of *The Riviera Puzzle*! A title that tantalisingly suggests a glimmer of sophistication, yet, upon closer inspection, might just be a literary equivalent of a broken sundial—charming, yet entirely useless when it comes to telling time. Penned by the elusive Vincent McConnor, this Bantam Books offering hails from a bygone era, where every page turn felt like a sip of overpriced champagne enjoyed while lounging next to an improbably attractive stranger. Spoiler alert: the stranger was less ’European charm’ and more ’overcooked spaghetti’. This tome offers readers the opportunity to traverse the luxurious landscapes of the French Riviera, a place where the beaches are as golden as the questionable decisions made by the characters. The pages promise to unveil conundrums wrapped in enigmas, all while a light breeze blows through your imagination, ruffling the paper like a particularly unwelcome seagull at a beachside picnic. One might wonder, is the puzzle to solve the cryptic plot or merely the mystery of why one would willingly engage with such a convoluted narrative? As the book unfolds—much like a poorly executed origami crane—the reader may encounter a motley crew of characters, presumably draped in linen suits and sunglasses that scream, “I’m on holiday, but I still have unresolved daddy issues.” McConnor, bless his heart, seems to have tried his hand at crafting intrigue and suspense, but perhaps got lost somewhere between the croissants and the Côte d’Azur. You’ll find yourself questioning whether the real puzzle lies within the text or in deciphering McConnor’s intentions. But fear not! Within these pages, you might be treated to a delightful assortment of moments that defy logic and reason, such as: Characters whose names you’ll forget faster than a fleeting summer fling. Plot twists that feel like a jigsaw puzzle piece from a different box altogether. Dialogues so stilted, they could audition for a role in a local amateur theatre production. Descriptions of the Riviera that make the reader long for a postcard instead. Moments of unintentional comedy that may inspire you to laugh when you should probably be gasping. As you navigate McConnor’s stylings, you may find the narrative akin to a scenic drive along the coast—beautiful views, but every so often, a hairpin turn that makes your stomach lurch. You might feel the urge to throw your hands up and shout, “What is happening?” or simply succumb to the absurdity of it all, allowing yourself to be swept along like a beach ball caught in an unexpected wave. Condition: This particular copy of *The Riviera Puzzle* has seen better days, having lived through multiple beach trips, likely accompanied by a sunburnt reader who chose to forgo sunscreen in favour of embarking on this literary adventure. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint aroma of sunscreen, and a few mysterious stains that suggest this book might have taken an impromptu dip in the Mediterranean. Perfect for those who appreciate the charm of a slightly worn classic, or for those who simply enjoy a good old-fashioned literary scavenger hunt. So grab your oversized sunhat, settle into a comfy chair that’s more than a little worse for wear, and prepare for a reading experience that is likely to leave you questioning your life choices. If you find yourself fascinated by books that appear to have taken the scenic route, look no further than this second-hand wonder—as sold by Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eclectic than the selection is the clientele. Happy reading, or at least, happy puzzling! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1786/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Riviera-Puzzle-feb2020.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553147933 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1785 Legacy Of Fear by KT Anders In a world where suspense hangs in the air like a damp fog that just won’t lift, KT Anders’ 1985 masterpiece, “Legacy of Fear,” lands smack dab in your hands, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. This literary relic, published by Avon in a time when neon leg warmers were considered haute couture, is poised to take you on a rollercoaster ride through the creaky halls of dread and unrelenting tension. Who needs high-definition horror when you can have the grainy thrills of the ’80s, complete with questionable hairdos and plot twists that could send a shiver down the spine of even the most indifferent reader? Within these pages, you’ll encounter a narrative that seems to have been penned during a caffeinated episode of a late-night talk show. Is it a psychological thriller? An unexpected foray into existential dread? Or simply a glorified pamphlet on the merits of compulsive anxiety? The line is as blurry as the cover art, which features a shadowy figure lurking ominously in the background—perfect for those of you who enjoy reading with just the right amount of paranoia. But what exactly do we fear in this legacy? Not the author’s propensity to dangle plot points like proverbial carrots, certainly! While the plot remains shrouded in mystery, one can only speculate that it includes a wide array of thrilling elements, possibly featuring: A protagonist who seems to have misplaced their spine. A villain whose motives are more tangled than a pair of headphones at the bottom of a handbag. Twists that appear to be more common than rainy days in April. Conversations that are as awkward as a first date at a funeral. And an ending that may or may not require a PhD to comprehend. In "Legacy of Fear," we are invited to ponder profound questions such as: What is fear, really? Is it the shiver up your spine when you turn off the lights, or is it simply the realization that you’ve just purchased a vintage book from a second-hand shop? Perhaps it is both! This literary conundrum will have your mind racing faster than a cat chased by a vacuum cleaner. And let’s not forget the delightful irony of reading about fear in a cozy chair while sipping chamomile tea—truly a juxtaposition for the ages. Condition: Used, of course! The pages may be yellowed with the wisdom of past readers who probably tossed the book aside in a fit of existential dread or, more likely, from prolonged exposure to dimly lit coffee shops. The spine might have seen better days, but don’t let that deter you; it’s all part of the charm of owning a piece of literary history. If you’re lucky, you might even find the remnants of a long-lost bookmark or a note written in the margins that reveals someone’s deep philosophical thoughts—or grocery list. Who knows what treasures lie between these covers? So, whether you’re a connoisseur of the obscure or merely looking to spice up your bookshelf with a touch of nostalgic dread, “Legacy of Fear” will certainly fit the bill. It’s a book that beckons to be read in a dimly lit corner, preferably with a healthy dose of popcorn and a sense of irony. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing scarier than the content is the realization that you’ve run out of shelf space! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1785/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Legacy-Of-Fear-feb2020.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780380895151 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1783 The Mind Of Mr JG Reeder by Edgar Wallace Welcome to a peculiar jaunt into the cerebral wonders of Mr. JG Reeder, a gentleman whose mind can only be described as a labyrinthine conundrum wrapped in an enigma and possibly dipped in a generous coating of eccentricity. Penned by the illustrious Edgar Wallace in 1962, this tome from Pan Books invites readers to navigate the convoluted corridors of detective fiction with the unmistakable flair of an author who had a habit of weaving tales as intricate as a spider’s web and just as sticky. Now, you might be wondering, who on Earth is Mr. JG Reeder? Well, aside from being a connoisseur of all things peculiar, he is a detective with a penchant for the peculiarities of the human mind. Imagine a blend of Sherlock Holmes and your slightly odd uncle who collects stamps and believes he’s an expert on the migratory patterns of snails. With a mind that could rival a Swiss watch in complexity, Mr. Reeder navigates a world filled with dastardly deeds and unfathomable motives that often leave even the most astute of readers scratching their heads in bemusement. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter an array of characters, each more colourful than a child’s crayon box, as they flit in and out of Mr. Reeder’s investigations like moths drawn to a rather bizarre flame. From the nefarious villains plotting dastardly schemes to the innocent bystanders who seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time (or perhaps the right place at the right time for the plot), the cast is as eclectic as a flea market on a rainy Saturday. And yet, despite their quirks, they all serve a purpose in the grand tapestry of mystery that Wallace skillfully weaves. The year 1962 was a curious time, teetering on the edge of the swinging sixties, and perhaps there’s more to Mr. Reeder’s mind than meets the eye. Could it be that within the clever dialogue and intricate plots lies a reflection of the shifting societal norms? Or perhaps Wallace simply enjoyed crafting bizarre scenarios that tickled his fancy while providing a delightful escape for readers. One thing is certain: this book is a veritable time capsule of both cultural quirks and literary experimentation. Expect to be puzzled, bemused, and occasionally amused in equal measure as you wander through the pages. Whether it’s Mr. JG Reeder’s unique methods of deduction or the ludicrous predicaments he finds himself embroiled in, the journey promises to be anything but straightforward. And who knows? You may even stumble upon a nugget of wisdom hidden within the revelry of detective shenanigans, like finding a pearl in a particularly rowdy oyster. For those of you with a penchant for the peculiar, this book serves as a delightful reminder of the era when mystery novels were often filled with more surprises than a box of assorted chocolates. Expect plot twists that could make a seasoned gymnast dizzy and revelations that are as unexpected as finding a teapot in a field of daisies. Condition: This edition of *The Mind Of Mr JG Reeder* is used, which means it carries the delightful patina of previous readers who may have left their indelible mark—be it a coffee stain here, a slightly dog-eared page there, or perhaps an occasional note in the margin that reads, “Who on earth is Mr. JG Reeder?” It is a book that has been loved, read, and possibly discussed over a cup of tea, lending it an air of familiarity that new books simply cannot replicate. So, if you fancy a whimsical excursion into the mind of an almost impossibly clever detective, add this quirky relic to your collection. After all, what’s life without a few literary oddities? Swing by Crappy Old Books, where the old and the quirky find their rightful home, and let Mr. JG Reeder take you along for the ride of your life—or at the very least, a rather amusing afternoon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1783/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Mind-Of-Mr-JG-Reeder-feb2020.jpg 6.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1780 The Diamond Smugglers by Ian Fleming The million carat network.... That was the name given by the men of the International Diamond Security Organisation to a fantastic smuggling racket which spirited away ten million pounds' worth of diamonds from Africa every year. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1780/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Diamond-Smugglers-feb2020.jpg 14.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1779 The Garfield Honour by Frank Yerby In a world teetering on the edge of enlightenment and absurdity, Frank Yerby’s “The Garfield Honour” emerges as a perplexing relic from 1964, a time when people believed that a non-ISBN-ed book could still conquer the literary landscape—an ambition not entirely unlike that of a cat attempting to catch a laser pointer. Join the throngs of Victorian gentlemen and ladies, who perhaps thought that reading a book without a proper ISBN was akin to attending a masquerade ball with a paper bag over one’s head. Ah, the glory days! Now, one might wonder: does “The Garfield Honour” actually have anything to do with lasagna-loving felines? Spoiler alert: it’s doubtful. Yet, therein lies our intrigue! Could this tome be a social commentary on the paradox of honour in a world of culinary delights and moral dilemmas? Or perhaps it’s merely an excuse for Yerby to dabble in historical drama while casting a wry glance at humanity’s penchant for misplaced honour and dubious accolades? Grab your monocle and prepare for a journey through the labyrinth of human folly, as you ponder the lofty ideals of honour and the whims of fate—much like a cat pondering the mysteries of a sunbeam. As the pages unfurl, expect a cavalcade of characters who seem pulled from the pages of a history book but may have taken a wrong turn at the last chapter. They wield their honour like a sword, often using it to pierce the veils of irony that surround their lives. This, dear reader, is where the true entertainment lies. If you’re looking for a plot that gallops along at breakneck speed, you might want to rein in those expectations. Instead, bask in the leisurely stroll through Yerby’s prose, where every word is savoured like a fine wine—preferably one that pairs well with a side of sardonic wit. But don’t just take our word for it! You’ll uncover a world adorned with: Characters who are more complex than they initially appear—like onions, but with more layers of sarcasm. A subplot that may or may not involve the honour of a cat named Garfield, who may or may not have aspirations of grandeur. Historical references that will leave you scratching your head in wonder—much like a cat contemplating a particularly vexing piece of string. Dialogue that sparkles with irony and wit, making you question whether you’re reading a book or eavesdropping on a particularly lively dinner conversation. A narrative pace that would make even the slowest of tortoises feel like Usain Bolt. Condition: Used, naturally, because who doesn’t love the scent of nostalgia wafting from the pages? The cover exhibits the charming signs of a well-loved book: dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain that tells tales of a reader’s fervour, and spine creases that suggest it has been passionately discussed over many a cup of tea. Each imperfection invites you to ponder the book’s journey through time, much like contemplating your own questionable life choices after a night out. It’s practically begging to be picked up again, if only to ponder how anyone could ever consider honour to be anything but a fleeting whimsy. In summary, “The Garfield Honour” is a delightful oddity that beckons from the dusty corners of your bookshelf. It’s a testament to a time when books were sold sans ISBN and yet still managed to charm their way into the hearts of readers. So, if you fancy a trip down literary lane with a side of irony, this is your ticket. Revel in the quirky misadventures of honour, or simply enjoy the joy of owning a book that’s been through the wringer of life, sold by none other than the delightful Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You might just find your own sense of honour—buried beneath the layers of irony, feline aspirations, and an unending supply of questions that are utterly unanswerable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1779/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Garfield-Honhour-dec-19.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1778 The Fidelio Score by Gerald Sinstadt In an era where literature aimed to elevate the public’s mind and, bizarrely, their taste in opera, Gerald Sinstadt’s "The Fidelio Score" emerges as a curious artifact. Published in 1968 by Arrow Books, this text is not merely a book—it is an invitation to ponder humanity’s complex relationship with art, music, and perhaps, the occasional bout of existential dread. Does it elucidate Beethoven’s only opera, or does it plunge the reader into a fever dream of musical notation and philosophical footnotes? Only one way to find out! This tome has survived the decades much like an old vinyl record: scratched, slightly warped, and with a certain charm that can only be appreciated by those with a penchant for the flawed. Gerald Sinstadt, a name that might send the casual reader Googling, was a figure in the musical world whose contributions may or may not have altered the course of classical music criticism forever. But fear not! You need not be an aficionado of the genre to appreciate the irony that Sinstadt’s work is now an echo of a bygone era, and perhaps, an argument against the very elitism it sets out to critique. The story—or lack thereof—unfolds like a long-forgotten operatic score. There’s a chance you might not understand a note of it, but that only adds to the whimsical tapestry of its existence. The book dares you to engage or simply look bewildered as you peruse its pages, each one a potential rabbit hole of musings about liberty, justice, and the merits of a well-placed fermata. What is "The Fidelio Score," you ask? It’s less about the narrative and more about a philosophical odyssey, where even the annotations could be mistaken for a modernist poem if you squint hard enough. Imagine flipping through these pages, perhaps with a cup of lukewarm tea, while pondering the finer points of Beethoven’s intentions. Or perhaps you’ll find yourself immersed in the surreal experience that is Sinstadt’s prose—where every word feels like a note on a poorly tuned piano. The joy of reading "The Fidelio Score" lies not in unraveling its mysteries, but in embracing the delightful confusion it evokes. Who knew a book could feel like a riddle wrapped in a conundrum, tied with the kind of string that only a second-hand book could provide? If you’re still unconvinced of its appeal, here are a few reasons why "The Fidelio Score" might just be the perfect addition to your bookshelf of oddities: A chance to impress your friends with your obscure literary taste. A conversation starter that may lead to existential debates over the meaning of art. The perfect companion for those moments when you need to look busy but have no actual plans to read. It may become a highly coveted item in the future—imagine the envy on your hipster friends’ faces! A delightful way to feel superior over those who read only bestsellers. Condition: This copy is used but carries a certain charm that only years of gentle wear can bestow. Pages may be yellowed like a well-loved score from a 19th-century opera house, and the spine has that comfortable crack that whispers of readings past. A few dog-eared corners hint at moments of great thought, or perhaps just the result of neglectful reading habits. The cover, while not pristine, is a testament to its journey through time, much like the opera it describes. In the end, "The Fidelio Score" encapsulates the quirky essence of a time when books were treated as portals to the sublime, and readers were willing to indulge in the eccentricities of literary adventure. So here it is, proudly offered by Crappy Old Books—a reminder that sometimes the most peculiar treasures come wrapped in a layer of dust and nostalgia. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary curiosities—after all, who wouldn’t want to own a conversation starter that may or may not lead to an impromptu opera sing-along? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1778/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Fidelio-Score-dec-19.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1777 The Vixens by Frank Yerby Step right up to the exhilarating world of "The Vixens," where author Frank Yerby takes us on a rollercoaster ride through the wild, untamed landscapes of 1965. Clutch your pearls and prepare for a tale that promises to be as scandalous as a tea party gone awry. Yerby, a pioneer of historical fiction, must have had a penchant for vixens—those cunning femmes fatales who prance about the pages, leaving a trail of intrigue, gossip, and a healthy dose of bewilderment in their wake. You may wonder: what exactly defines a vixen? Fear not, dear reader, as this book may yet enlighten you, or at the very least, make you reconsider your last beach read. Picture this: a world steeped in the vibrant colors of the swinging sixties, where the only thing more unpredictable than fashion trends is the behavior of these vixens. With a publisher name like Four Square, you’d expect a neat little box of conventional storytelling. But oh, how wrong you would be! Prepare for a concoction of melodrama, social commentary, and perhaps a dash of ironic wit. The only squares around here will likely be the ones scoffing at the audacity of Yerby’s imagination. In "The Vixens," we may not be given the luxury of an ISBN—an oversight that only adds to the book’s charm, don’t you think? After all, who needs standardized publishing when you can have the free-spirited essence of a bygone era captured in well-thumbed pages? A delightful treasure of forgotten tales, this novel may just be the literary equivalent of rummaging through your eccentric aunt’s attic, only to stumble upon a curious collection of hats—each one telling a story that’s both ridiculous and riveting. But what about the women in the tale, you ask? They’re not just characters; they’re a cacophony of contradictions. Each vixen is a living, breathing homage to the complexity of femininity, imbued with more layers than an average puff pastry. They may charm their way into your heart and then just as quickly shatter your expectations—perhaps a little like your last attempt at making that pastry. Expect to meet a host of women who could make even the most stoic historians raise an eyebrow and question their own notions of virtue. As the pages turn, the reader is greeted by a veritable buffet of plot twists, including but not limited to: scandalous love affairs, fierce rivalries, and the occasional existential crisis. It’s an exhilarating romp through a world where morality is as fluid as the prose. Yet amidst all this chaos, one might ponder whether the true vixens are the women themselves or the very societal norms that attempt to contain them. Is it a critique? A celebration? A little bit of both? Only you can decide as you sip your Earl Grey and contemplate the implications of it all. Condition: This book has seen better days, to put it mildly although I have rebound it so its quite readable and sturdy although the pages are not as flush as they used to be, see repairs section of Crappy Old Books for account of its refurbishment. With dog-eared corners and the kind of spine that insists on cracking at the most dramatic moments, it speaks to the passionate lives it has lived through countless readings. There are perhaps a few mystery stains—could they be remnants of a long-forgotten literary soirée, or merely the aftermath of a hasty cup of tea? Regardless, this worn-out tome begs to be part of your library, if only for its sheer audacity to endure. So, if you’re willing to dive into the chaotic world of "The Vixens," where unpredictability reigns and the women are anything but vanilla, grab your copy from Crappy Old Books. You won’t just be adding a book to your shelf; you’ll be embracing a quirky slice of literary history that dances on the fine line between farce and profundity. And who knows? You might just find yourself championing the cause of the vixens long after you’ve turned the last page. What a delightful conundrum that would be! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1777/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Vixens-dec-19.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1776 The Man Upstairs by PG Wodehouse In the grand tapestry of life, where the mundane meets the absurd, we find ourselves peering through the keyhole of *The Man Upstairs*. Written by the venerable PG Wodehouse in 1960, this tome invites readers to partake in a delightful rendezvous with the eccentricities of the upper crust as seen through the eyes of a man who, quite literally, may not be on the same level. Expect a whimsical exploration of class disparities, tangled romances, and perhaps a butler or two wondering quietly why on earth they put up with such a lot of nonsense. What could be more charming than a story that dangles the very essence of British idiosyncrasy before our noses like a particularly fragrant cheese? Wodehouse, with his typical flair for the ridiculous, beckons us into a world where misunderstandings are as common as rainy days, and the most serious of matters are invariably reduced to the level of a rather amusing farce. The titular “man upstairs” might just be a metaphor for that elusive slice of life we all seem to be searching for—if only we could remember where we left it. In the grand tradition of Wodehouse’s other works, we are likely to encounter the usual cast of bumbling, yet lovable characters: the hapless hero, the charmingly bewildered heroine, and a string of supporting players that could make a farce out of any ordinary situation. Picture a posh flat filled with the echoes of upper-class banter and the clinking of fine china, all while the “man upstairs” pulls the strings behind the scenes. It’s like watching an opera where everyone forgot their lines, but somehow still manages to hit the high notes. But let’s not forget about the delightful chaos triggered by the seemingly mundane. One can only speculate about the kinds of mischief that transpire when our protagonist finds himself tangled in the web of the “man upstairs.” Is he a misunderstood genius, a wayward aristocrat, or perhaps just a chap who has entirely forgotten to pay his rent? The possibilities are as endless as the number of times one can misplace their monocle, which, in the world of Wodehouse, is a frequent occurrence. Furthermore, if you enjoy a good dose of irony served with your tea, this book is likely to tickle your fancy. Wodehouse has an unparalleled knack for turning the ordinary into the extraordinary, all while managing to keep a straight face. And let’s face it; who doesn’t appreciate a little sardonic wit nestled among pages of absurdity? Rest assured, *The Man Upstairs* is bound to have you snickering quietly to yourself in public spaces, attracting curious glances from passersby and perhaps a few raised eyebrows. Condition: Used, of course. This particular copy may contain the faintest hints of age and the remains of countless cups of Earl Grey, lovingly sipped by readers lost in the whimsical world Wodehouse so expertly constructs. Expect dog-eared pages that whisper secrets from past readers, and the occasional smudge that adds character to an already charming narrative. It’s just like that slightly dented teapot in your grandmother’s cupboard—perfectly imperfect and full of stories waiting to be told. So, if you’re in the mood for a laugh, a touch of irony, and a glimpse into the absurdity of life among the upper echelons, look no further. *The Man Upstairs* is a delightful companion for those who appreciate the finer things in literature—such as clever wordplay, social commentary, and the undeniable charm of a well-placed pratfall. Snatch up this delightful second-hand offering from Crappy Old Books, and prepare yourself for a literary escapade that is as quirky and unpredictable as life itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1776/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Man-Upstairs-dec-19.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1775 Penguin Plays - Three Plays by Various Penguin Plays - Three Plays The long and the Short and the Tall by Willis Hall. Yes, and After by Michael Hastings. Each His Own Wilderness by Doris Lessing. Penguin Plays – Three Plays (1962) by Various – Penguin Books From Crappy Old Books – proudly selling paperbacks with personality disorders. This 1962 Penguin anthology delivers exactly what it promises: three plays, by various authors, bound together in that classic orange-and-white livery that smells faintly of nicotine and existential despair. A staple of every schoolbag, amateur theatre shelf, or bookshelf propping up a broken table leg, this volume offers a gritty, mid-century snapshot of post-war drama — complete with monologues, misanthropy, and more ashtrays than characters. Which plays, you ask? Honestly, we forgot, and the contents page has been lightly chewed — but rest assured: they’re British, dramatic, and probably involve someone shouting from a stairwell. Crappy Old Books – Because sometimes “used” means “haunted.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1775/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Penguin-Plays-Three-Plays-dec-19.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1774 Mirkheim by Poul Anderson In the expansive corridors of science fiction literature, there lies a tome so enigmatic that it could very well have been delivered by a wayward time traveler from the year 3022. Enter “Mirkheim” by Poul Anderson, a book first published in the glorious year of 1977—a year when disco ruled the dance floors and the only AI we had was barely able to play a decent game of chess. The cover art, a splendid mélange of genres, hints at a sprawling adventure that could either transport you to a distant galaxy or simply remind you of that peculiar smell in your grandmother’s attic. This riveting piece of speculative fiction introduces us to an array of perplexing characters and settings, all wrapped in what can only be described as a patchwork quilt of interstellar intrigue. Anderson, a titan of the genre, spins a narrative woven with threads that might just be metaphors for the absurdities of life on Earth—or in a galaxy far, far away. Who knows? Maybe Mirkheim itself is a metaphor for our own bewildering existence, or perhaps it’s merely a cleverly disguised pun on the term “murky.” Be prepared to engage with a plot that dives headfirst into the murky waters of intergalactic politics, time travel, and the occasional philosophical musing on the nature of existence. Is it a thrilling adventure? An existential crisis? A cleverly veiled treatise on the futility of trying to find decent tea in outer space? The answer, dear reader, is all of the above and, perhaps, none of it at all. Anderson excels at planting seeds of curiosity, and you may find yourself wondering whether the author was merely a visionary—or just had a particularly vivid dream fueled by an overindulgence in cheese before bedtime. Now, let us not forget the delightful quirks of a used book. The previous owner might have been a passionate fan—highlighting philosophical passages whilst scribbling their own thoughts in the margins, or perhaps they were just an enthusiastic doodler who thought “Mirkheim” was a term used to describe a particularly foggy day in Kent. Whatever the case, you may find hidden gems, or bizarre musings, waiting to be unearthed amidst the pages. Each turn could reveal the thoughts of someone who grappled with the universe’s imponderables while sipping tea. Within these pages, you’ll discover a curious blend of elements that could make you question your own reality. Characters who might remind you of that one uncle who can’t stop talking about conspiracy theories at family gatherings, and plot twists that are as unpredictable as British weather—aptly representing the confusion of navigating both space and the human condition. This is no ordinary tale; it’s a journey rife with the kind of irony that only Anderson could conjure—a literary labyrinth where every turn leads to more bafflement and amusement. Condition: Used, which means this book has seen some action. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint aroma of something distinctly vintage (possibly the scent of the 70s), and the odd coffee ring that suggests someone took their caffeine fix very seriously while pondering the mysteries of Mirkheim. There may be creases on the cover and the spine might be a little weary from years of eager readers. But fret not! This only adds to its charm, inviting you to become part of its eclectic history. As you embrace the oddities within this volume, remember that “Mirkheim” serves as an exquisite reminder of the quirks of human imagination—an escapade that’s at once bewildering and oddly comforting, much like a well-worn sofa that has seen countless late-night existential debates. A book that may leave you pondering the universe long after you’ve closed its pages, or at least until the kettle whistles. In the end, if you find yourself lost in the intricacies of Poul Anderson’s universe, just remember that Crappy Old Books is here to provide the literary treasures that others may have overlooked. Who knows? This second-hand wonder might just spark a new obsession with the absurdity of life—or at the very least, a quirky conversation starter at your next gathering. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1774/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Mirkheim-dec-19.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1773 Slaughters Way by JT Edson Step right up and prepare for the literary rollercoaster that is "Slaughters Way," a veritable potpourri of 1970s grit and bravado, nestled snugly between the pages of a Corgi Books release. Authored by the enigmatic JT Edson, whose name might sound like a supermarket brand of frozen peas, this thrilling escapade is a window into a world that is as charmingly outdated as your grandfather’s collection of Hawaiian shirts. If you’re in the mood for a narrative that promises to stretch your imagination thin while simultaneously making you question your life choices, look no further. Picture this: a dusty trail winding through the desolate expanse of a wild frontier, where every tumbleweed seems to whisper secrets of yore, and the sun hangs low, casting an amber glow on the characters as they bumble through their poorly thought-out decisions. With the plot moving at a pace that can only be described as leisurely — or perhaps sloth-like — you’ll experience the unique sensation of time dilation as you ponder the significance of life while flipping through the pages. Edson’s prose is the literary equivalent of a cup of lukewarm tea: comforting yet utterly unremarkable. For those who appreciate characters whose motivations are as clear as a London fog, "Slaughters Way" will welcome you with open arms. Here, you’ll encounter a rogue’s gallery of misfits, each more bemusing than the last. They bumble through misunderstandings, misadventures, and what we can only assume are deeply philosophical discussions about the merits of horseback riding versus simply walking. Who needs character development when you can have a cast of characters that feels straight out of a thrift shop’s clearance bin? As one delves deeper into the narrative, one might ponder whether Edson was writing a novel or simply transcribing a series of unfortunate events as they occurred during a particularly raucous pub night. The dialogue crackles with a peculiar energy, reminiscent of the banter you overhear on a crowded tram, where everyone seems to be an expert in everything yet knows nothing relevant to your day. Prepare for pithy one-liners that will leave you squinting in confusion, wondering if a laugh should have followed or if it was merely a comment on the absurdity of life itself. One cannot overlook the book’s delightful tangents, which seem to detour into realms of philosophical musing and historical tidbits that serve no purpose other than to remind you that, yes, this is indeed a book from 1970. It’s like a conversation with a particularly verbose great-uncle who insists on giving you a detailed history of the family’s cat while you’re simply trying to ask for directions. So get ready to lose track of where you are in the plot, because Edson loves a good detour almost as much as he loves a cowboy hat. Condition: Used, but not in a way that will inspire confidence about its previous life. It’s the kind of book that might carry the scent of old wood and questionable choices, with yellowing pages that serve as a nostalgic reminder of days gone by. The cover sports a few creases and a smattering of questionable stains – perhaps a testament to its adventurous past, or an unfortunate accident involving a poorly placed cup of tea. The spine, though resilient, betrays its age with a gentleness that might make you question whether it can withstand the rigours of your next reading binge. In conclusion, if you’re on a quest for a literary experience that will leave you scratching your head and pondering the meaning of existence, "Slaughters Way" is your ticket to that peculiar amusement park of absurdity. It’s the kind of book that begs to be shared at your next gathering of friends, just to see the expressions on their faces as they try to decipher what on earth you’ve handed them. Available now at Crappy Old Books, because if you’re going to read something bizarrely entertaining, it might as well be this delightful relic from the past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1773/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Slaughters-Way-dec-19.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1772 Auschwitz 1940 1945 by Kazimierz Smolen In a world overflowing with memoirs and historical accounts, few titles manage to be as audaciously stark as “Auschwitz 1940 1945” by Kazimierz Smolen. Published by the Panstwowe Muzeum W Oswiecimiu in 1961, this book is neither a cozy cup of tea nor a lighthearted jaunt through history. Instead, it offers a chilling exploration of one of humankind’s darkest chapters, served with all the warmth of a cold, iron-barred cell. If you’re looking for a read that will complement your collection of insipid beach novels, look elsewhere; this tome promises not to entertain but to educate—and perhaps haunt. Imagine, if you will, a book that embodies the spirit of its time, yet remains painfully relevant today. Smolen, a survivor himself, combines meticulous research with a somber narrative that is as heavy as the weight of history it carries. This isn’t a book you casually flip through; it’s more of a weighty tome that demands respect, contemplation, and perhaps even a stiff drink afterward. Between its pages, you might find yourself wrestling with the moral quandaries of humanity, long after the final period has been exhaled. In what can only be described as a rare feat, Smolen manages to balance the grim realities of Auschwitz with a narrative style that sometimes feels disarmingly personal. You might encounter gripping accounts of survival, loss, and resilience that are not just statistics but stories of real people. This juxtaposition, while deeply unsettling, adds a layer of complexity that makes you reconsider the mundanity of your own life choices—like whether to skip the gym in favor of watching another episode of a reality show. But let’s not kid ourselves: this is not an easy read, nor should it be. If you’re hoping for a light-hearted romp through history, perhaps you’d be better served by a book about the misadventures of a cat in a knitted sweater. Smolen’s work is for those who dare to confront uncomfortable truths, where the only jumping is into the cold waters of reality. Such audacity is not for the faint-hearted and certainly not for those with a weak constitution for existential crises. Condition: This particular copy, as lovingly sold by Crappy Old Books, comes with character marks that only time—and perhaps a few unfortunate coffee spills—can provide. The spine is somewhat creased, a testament to the battles it has endured through the years, while the covers display a patina of age that adds to its charm—an irony not lost on those familiar with the subject matter. Pages may feature notes and underlinings from previous readers, a silent dialogue through the ages, as if the book itself has become a vessel for thoughts that demand to be shared. It’s a treasure trove of history that you can’t help but feel has lived a life of its own. So, what can you expect from this tome? Here’s a tantalizing glimpse: Extensive historical context from a survivor’s perspective. Compelling narratives that challenge your understanding of human resilience. Photographic documentation that brings the stark realities of the camp to life. A sobering reflection on the implications of memory and history. Occasional moments that may just provoke a sense of existential dread. In a nutshell, “Auschwitz 1940 1945” is not just a book; it’s a conversation starter in the most awkward of social settings. It’s that friend who insists on discussing the bleakness of existence while everyone else is knitting hats for kittens. If you’re ready to embrace the discomfort and delve into this essential piece of history, you may find that it adds an unexpectedly profound layer to your bookshelf, which is otherwise filled with light reads and frivolous distractions. Acquire this book, and you might find yourself transformed—if not a little crestfallen—by the weight of its contents. Available now at Crappy Old Books, for those who dare to tread into the shadows of history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1772/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Auschwitz-1940-1945-dec-19.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panstwowe Muzeum W Oswiecimiu no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1771 Tales of Mystery and Imagination by Edgar Allan Poe Ah, "Tales of Mystery and Imagination," that sparkling beacon of literary genius from the not-so-distant past of 1993. While the world twirled into the whirlpool of the internet and neon fashion, Edgar Allan Poe’s meticulously crafted tales somehow found a way into a quaint little paperback published by Wordsworth Classics. This book is likely filled with the moody musings of a man who might have been the original emo kid, all while sporting a cravat and a deeply furrowed brow. Inside these pages, you may encounter the most delightful assortment of macabre anecdotes and existential ponderings. Poe, with his flair for the dramatic, penned stories that are a veritable buffet of the bizarre. Think of it as a Gothic tapas experience where every morsel leaves an uncanny aftertaste. You might chuckle nervously at the thought of a raven incessantly croaking "Nevermore," or contemplate the implications of a decaying heart buried beneath the floorboards. If that doesn’t scream “perfect reading material for your next dinner party,” what will? Our good friend Poe had a penchant for the eerie and the unsettling, which might have been the result of late-night marathons of ghost stories or possibly an ill-advised dalliance with absinthe. This compilation offers a smorgasbord of his best works, including tales that will have you questioning both your sanity and your taste in literature. Expect the unexpected: tales of love gone wrong, love gone right (if you squint), and love gone terribly off the rails into the realm of the grotesque. But wait—this isn’t just a book; it’s an experience! You’ll get a glimpse into the mind of a man who was perhaps a bit too fond of the shadowy corners of his own psyche. Each tale unfolds like a poorly executed magic trick, leaving you wondering what on earth just happened, all while you laugh nervously at the absurdity of it all. If you’re looking for some light reading to cushion your existential dread, you might want to reconsider your options. This book is like that friend who always brings up their therapy sessions at brunch—fascinating yet deeply uncomfortable. And let’s not forget the added charm of the book’s condition. Condition: Used. Like Poe himself, this book has seen better days, with creased pages and a slightly worn cover, each imperfection a testament to its journey through the hands of countless readers who may or may not have been in the right frame of mind to tackle such literary delights. Who knew that a mere paperback could hold so much history, or at the very least, the smell of old coffee and a hint of melancholy? Unpredictable plot twists that may leave you bewildered. A chance to ponder the fragility of sanity while sipping your Earl Grey. Potential for late-night existential crises, perfect for those dreary Mondays. Ideal for impressing friends with your love of the macabre. A collectible piece of second-hand literature that could trigger a mini-discussion about the ethics of ravens. In the end, "Tales of Mystery and Imagination" is not just a collection of stories; it’s a literary rite of passage for anyone looking to flirt with the darker sides of the human experience. If your book collection is feeling a bit too bright and cheerful, this volume promises to add a touch of gloom and doom that will have you questioning not just the contents, but perhaps your life choices as well. Available for your perusal at the one and only Crappy Old Books—where the past comes to life, albeit a tad ragged around the edges. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1771/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Tales-0f-Mystery-and-Imagination-dec-19.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Wordsworth Classics 9781853260131 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1769 The Red Rebellion by Nick Carter In the grand pantheon of literary works that have graced the world’s bookshelves, “The Red Rebellion” by Nick Carter stands out as a peculiar specimen that can only be described as a delightful conundrum. Published in 1970 by Award Books—perhaps a misnomer if ever there was one—this tome promises to whisk you into the tumultuous landscape of a revolution that may or may not exist in the imagination of its author. If you’re the sort of reader who thrives on questions more than answers, then prepare yourself for a literary escapade that is at least as confusing as it is entertaining. One can only speculate about what “The Red Rebellion” actually entails. Surely, it’s an explosive tale filled with espionage, unexpected plot twists, and increasingly absurd characters, all set against a backdrop that might be best described as the lovechild of a Cold War fever dream and a Saturday afternoon B-movie. The very title suggests a riot of colour, fervour, and perhaps an unintentional nod to the world of socialist art—or just an unfortunate choice of paint for the cover. In any case, Nick Carter seems to have taken on the Herculean task of exploring rebellion not just in a political sense, but perhaps in the realm of literary conventions as well. As you peel back the layers of this book, you might find that it is less a coherent narrative and more a series of loosely connected vignettes, each more bewildering than the last. Readers may encounter an assortment of characters whose motivations shift more frequently than the British weather: a brooding revolutionary with a penchant for turtlenecks, a disillusioned spy who can’t quite remember whose side he’s on, and a talking parrot that provides unsolicited commentary on the events unfolding. Yes, you read that right—a talking parrot. Because why not? One cannot overlook the slightly rusty prose that characterizes much of Carter’s work. It reads as if it were composed during a period of caffeine-induced delirium, with sentences that twist and turn like a pretzel, leaving readers wondering if they’ve somehow stumbled into a parallel universe where grammar has been redefined. And yet, this might just be the charm of “The Red Rebellion.” It beckons you to either embrace the chaos or run screaming into the night, clutching your copy of Jane Austen for emotional support. If you find yourself wondering about the deeper meaning behind this literary oddity, you’re not alone. Is it a commentary on the absurdity of revolution? A critique of the spy genre? Or merely an adventure through the mind of a man who forgot to take his medication? Whatever the case, this book is perfect for those who enjoy art that is as messy and unpredictable as life itself. It’s a fitting mirror for the tumultuous decade that birthed it, reflecting a time when both the world and its literature seemed to be teetering on the brink of chaos. Condition: This particular copy of “The Red Rebellion” has seen better days. Its spine is slightly creased, and the cover is adorned with a few curious stains—perhaps from the previous owner’s unfortunate choice of beverage during a particularly gripping chapter. Pages are yellowed with age, and there’s an endearing amount of marginalia that could very well be the ramblings of a previous reader trying to make sense of it all. Each imperfection only adds to its charm, elevating it from mere second-hand book to a time capsule of literary lunacy. So, if you find yourself in search of an experience that defies categorization and encourages existential reflection—while simultaneously making you laugh, cringe, and question your life choices—look no further than “The Red Rebellion.” Available at Crappy Old Books, where it may just find a home amongst your more rational reads, or perhaps serve as a conversation starter for the next gathering of eccentrics. Embrace the madness and let the rebellion begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1769/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Red-Rebellion-dec-19.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Award Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1768 So Disdained by Nevil Shute Ah, “So Disdained,” a title that, upon seeing it, may prompt you to ponder life’s more perplexing mysteries—like why you just spent five minutes reading that very title instead of diving headlong into the pages. This 1967 tome by Nevil Shute, a chap whose surname sounds like he might be more at home in a quaint English pub than authoring profound literature, invites you to explore themes of disdain, judgment, and perhaps a subtle hint of existential dread, all wrapped up in a cover that has seen better days. Published by the venerable Pan Books, a publisher that once boasted a catalogue of literary greatness (and other, shall we say, less-than-great works), “So Disdained” is presumably set in an era just groovy enough for bell-bottoms and just stuffy enough for a good old-fashioned British stiff upper lip. Imagine the protagonist, likely exuding a blend of British reserve and hidden angst, navigating a world where the disdaining is as ubiquitous as tea at four o’clock. You may even find yourself speculating whether the disdain is directed at society, relationships, or that one bloke who insists on quoting Shakespeare at every opportunity—bless him. The plot, shrouded in the usual cloak of mystery that surrounds second-hand books, may lead you on a merry chase through the labyrinthine corridors of human emotion. Expect awkward silences, the occasional bitter cup of tea, and characters who might just be a tad too relatable in their shortcomings. There’s likely a grand theme lurking somewhere about the human condition, or perhaps it’s just a long-winded excuse to avoid personal growth. Who knows? That’s for you to discover, should you choose to embark on this literary jaunt. Shute’s prose, known for its trademark clarity and simplicity, might serve as a delightful counterpoint to the convoluted emotional states of his characters. You can almost hear the gentle rustle of pages turning as readers grapple with the weighty implications of each sentence, or perhaps they’re just skimming for mentions of cake recipes—one can never be too sure. And while we’re at it, you might ponder why the author’s name isn’t more prominently featured on dinner party invitations. Surely that’s a matter for the ages! As you settle down with this used copy, you may notice the lovingly worn edges, the slightly yellowing pages, and perhaps a mysterious smudge that could either be coffee or a forgotten snack. Each blemish tells a story—stories about past readers who may have laughed, cried, or fallen asleep mid-sentence. It’s almost as if the book itself has become a character, laden with the weight of its own history, perhaps with a hint of disdain for its current owner’s inability to appreciate fine literature. Condition: This book is undeniably used, which is a polite way of saying it has seen more action than a pair of trousers in a game of musical chairs. Its cover is slightly dog-eared, with a few creases that suggest it has been hastily slammed shut during moments of dramatic revelation. The pages have that slightly crunchy feel, as if they’re whispering secrets that have long since faded into obscurity. Expect the occasional coffee stain and the faint scent of nostalgia wafting through the pages—if nostalgia had a scent, that is. It carries the charm of having been loved, or at least, read through with mild curiosity. Now, should you find yourself pondering whether to add “So Disdained” to your collection of literary oddities, consider this: it’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, an entryway into a world of British mores, and a delightful way to confuse your friends at dinner parties. “Oh, have you read the latest from Nevil Shute?” you might nonchalantly inquire while gesturing to the book on your shelf as if it were the Holy Grail of literature. They’ll undoubtedly be intrigued, or at the very least, will nod politely, feigning interest while planning their escape to the cheese platter. Embrace the quirks, the imperfections, and the irony of this second-hand treasure, and do remember that you’re purchasing from Crappy Old Books, where even the titles seem to have a story to tell—much like the book itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1768/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/So-Disdained-dec-19.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1767 The Gabriel Hounds by Mary Stewart In the dizzying swirl of 1960s literature, Mary Stewart’s “The Gabriel Hounds” emerges as an intriguing artefact, capturing the essence of a time when people were both fascinated and mildly terrified by the concept of hounds that might not even exist. It’s a novel that arguably defies definition, skirting the edges of thriller, romance, and perhaps a touch of the supernatural, whilst also posing the question: are those hounds even worth chasing? One can almost hear the hounds barking in the background, or is that merely the echo of your own confusion? Set against the backdrop of a landscape that is as richly drawn as it is perplexing, the reader is invited to join an array of characters whose motives are as shadowy as the corners of a dusty old attic. You might find yourself questioning what is real and what is merely a figment of some overactive imagination—much like your uncle’s tales from the pub, which are always slightly more embellished than the last. Will you find love among the hounds, or merely a deep-seated disdain for the local fauna? That, dear reader, is for you to uncover as you meander through the labyrinth of Stewart’s prose. But fear not, for our protagonist isn’t just chasing spectral canines; she’s navigating the complex web of human relationships that could make even the most adept of socialites break into a sweat. One can only imagine the awkward dinner parties and strained conversations that lie ahead! The characters are as vivid as a set of mismatched socks, and one can’t help but wonder if they’re all just figments of someone’s overly caffeinated mind. Each twist in the plot feels like an unexpected detour through a landscape full of dubious landmarks and questionable signposts—perfect for the reader who thrives on unpredictability. Condition: Used, but don’t let the wear and tear fool you. This book has clearly been cherished, rifled through, and perhaps even had a cup of tea spilled on it. The pages are yellowed to just the right shade of ‘I’ve seen things,’ and it might smell faintly of time—an aroma best described as ‘old libraries meet weekend flea markets.’ The spine is cracked in a way that suggests this book has been read with fervour, if not a bit of trepidation, and the cover art, though dated, remains whimsically charming in a way that only late-60s design can achieve. A true conversation starter for your coffee table, or perhaps just a great way to freak out your guests who are too polite to mention your apparent obsession with second-hand treasures. Now, let’s address the peculiar nature of the titular hounds themselves. Are they manifestations of deep-seated fears? A metaphor for societal expectations? Or perhaps nothing more than a clever ruse to sell books to unsuspecting readers who were promised a good romp through the wilds of intrigue? Whatever the answer, it’s definitely a question worth pondering over a pint of something strong and slightly questionable. As you peruse the pages, expect to encounter an eclectic mix of themes ranging from identity crises to the picturesque yet bizarre landscapes of the British countryside, which, let’s be honest, often serve as the real antagonist in most of Stewart’s works. The dialogue crackles with wit and a touch of British irony that will either leave you chuckling or shaking your head in disbelief—a delightful combination that invites readers to appreciate the absurdity of both life and literature. In summary, if you’re looking for a book that embodies the quirky, labyrinthine spirit of 1969 while also serving as a perfect conversation starter at your next gathering (or a delightful distraction during your next interminable train journey), “The Gabriel Hounds” is your ticket to literary adventure. Just be prepared to answer the inevitable question: “What exactly are the Gabriel Hounds?” And with a sly smile, you can respond, “Oh, they’re just a figment of the plot—much like my last relationship.” So don’t delay! Grab this nostalgic treasure from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the books is the dubious wisdom of the shopkeeper. Happy reading! Slightly delicate cover. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1767/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Gabriel-Hounds-dec-19.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1766 Goldfinger by Ian Fleming Goldfinger 'Now then, Mr Bons' Goldfinger's voice was brisk. 'Enough of these amiabilities. Sing, as my Chicago friends put it, and you will die quickly and painlessly. The girl also. Sing not, and your death will be one long scream. The girl...' https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1766/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Goldfinger-dec-19.jpg 22.56 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1765 Comrades of War by Sven Hassel In a world where the term "comrade" might evoke images of camaraderie and brotherhood, Sven Hassel’s "Comrades of War" drags us into the muddy trench of irony, where the only comrades you truly can rely on are those with a shared taste for chaos, mayhem, and quite possibly, questionable hygiene. This 1971 tome, published by Corgi and sporting an ISBN that is decidedly absent—like a lost sock in a washing machine—whispers tales of war that might haunt your dreams or, at the very least, leave you pondering the fragility of your own sanity. Picture this: a band of misfit soldiers, not quite the valiant heroes you read about in your grandmother’s history books, but rather a ragtag ensemble of blokes equipped more with a sense of dark humor than a proper moral compass. As they navigate the battlefield, you might find yourself chuckling at their misadventures, even as you question whether laughing is the appropriate response to war. Spoiler alert: it probably isn’t. But then again, what better way to cope with the absurdity of existence than through the lens of absurdity itself? The book is a historical buffet, blending real wartime agony with a hefty dollop of sarcasm, served up with a side of existential dread. Hassel’s prose is not just a mere recounting; it’s a carnival of chaos where every sentence seems to shout, "How did we end up here?" It’s a story that is as much about survival as it is about the hilarity of human folly, where the line between comedy and tragedy is as thin as the rations provided to the soldiers. If you’re wondering what delightful antics await within the pages of this vintage treasure, let us tantalize your imagination with a few highlights that could very well be the book’s raison d’être: Unlikely friendships forged in the fires of absurdity and a distinct lack of personal grooming. Engagements with the enemy that read more like slapstick routines than military maneuvers. Saucy banter that rivals any pub conversation, though with significantly higher stakes and lower hygiene standards. Moments of introspection that will have you questioning not only the nature of war but also the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator. An exploration of the human spirit that will leave you both inspired and deeply suspicious of your own choices. Condition: This particular copy of "Comrades of War" has seen better days, which we can only assume were during its initial release. The cover displays a certain rugged charm that can only be achieved through years of passionate handling, with dog-eared pages that may or may not have been used as makeshift bookmarks during bouts of existential crisis. The ink has faded slightly, giving the text an antique feel, as if each word came straight from a basement filled with dusty old memories, just waiting for someone to unearth them and offer a bemused chuckle. As you turn the yellowed pages, you might find yourself transported to a time when war stories were not just about heroics but also about the strange, often grotesque, humor lurking in the shadows. Hassel’s work invites you to reflect not only on the absurdity of war but also on the even more absurdity of life’s everyday battles. And in a world where the stakes feel perpetually high, sometimes a good dose of irony is precisely what the doctor ordered—or perhaps the doctor was just another comrade in the chaotic saga of life. So, if you fancy a read that combines war, comradery, and a hefty portion of dark humor, look no further than "Comrades of War." You might just find that within these pages lie not only the absurdities of conflict but also reflections on the very fabric of human existence, all while giving you a chuckle and a moment of pause. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare to embark on a journey that is anything but ordinary! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1765/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Comrades-of-War-dec-19.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1762 Guilt of Innocence by John Creasey In the illustrious annals of literature, where every author strives to carve their name into the firmament of time, John Creasey’s "Guilt of Innocence" stands like a slightly crooked monument, precariously balanced on the edge of a literary cliff. Published in the vibrant year of 1968, an era bursting with both optimism and existential dread, this novel promises to take you on a whimsical journey through the tangled webs of morality, guilt, and whatever else happens to flit about the pages like a particularly insistent fly at a picnic. What is this “guilt” of which we speak, you ask? Is it the guilt of eating the last biscuit at tea? Perhaps it’s the gnawing feeling that you’ve neglected to return that library book since the Kennedy administration? Or could it be a deeper, more philosophical musing that keeps you awake at night, pondering life’s great mysteries while the cat stares at you with judgmental eyes? Creasey, perhaps in a fit of inspiration or perhaps solely to amuse himself, delves into these questions, leaving you unsure whether to laugh, cry, or ponder the nature of existence over a cup of Earl Grey. As you turn the pages, you may find yourself questioning the very fabric of good and evil. Is anybody truly innocent? Do we all carry the burdens of our choices, like a particularly heavy rucksack filled with regret? And what of the characters who flit through these pages like moths drawn to a flame of moral ambiguity? They’re as varied as the contents of a charity shop bin, each one packing their own unique baggage. Readers may delight in uncovering their quirks, as Creasey paints them with a brush that sometimes drips a bit too liberally with irony. What might you expect from this late 1960s tome? Well, if you’re hoping for a book that gives you answers, you might be barking up the wrong tree. Instead, you might find yourself in a labyrinthine exploration of the human condition, where the exit is obscured by thick foliage and the occasional existential crisis. The plot, much like a British summer, may shift unexpectedly from sunny skies to sudden downpours of drama and intrigue, leaving you clutching your umbrella and wishing for a hot cuppa. As you make your way through the chapters, look out for delightful insights that may just resonate with your inner cynic. Creasey’s prose is delightfully peppered with wit, like a well-timed joke at a family gathering—unexpected and potentially awkward, yet strangely enjoyable. You’ll find characters with names that might make you chuckle, such as the inevitably earnest protagonist, Captain Guilt-Trip, or the well-intentioned but hopelessly misguided sidekick, Innocent bystander. They frolic through the narrative like a pack of overly enthusiastic puppies in a flower garden. Condition: Used, though the book may still retain the patina of past readers’ hopes and dreams, alongside the occasional coffee stain that adds an air of authenticity. The spine may creak like an old door in a haunted house, but what’s life without a little character? Pages may be dog-eared, and marginalia could adorn the text, offering insights from previous readers that range from the profound to the utterly nonsensical. Each crease and scribble serves as a testament to the book’s journey through time, with tales of late-night readings and half-hearted attempts at book clubs. So, if you’re in the market for a book that challenges your understanding of innocence and guilt while simultaneously keeping you entertained, "Guilt of Innocence" might just be the quirky companion you didn’t know you needed. Embrace the irony, revel in the absurdity, and let your conscience take a backseat as you explore the labyrinth of Creasey’s mind. Available now, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, and every story has a touch of delightful madness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1762/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Guilt-of-Innocence-dec-19.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1761 Skylark Mission by Ian MacAlister Skylark Mission Some said that Sam Flood wasn’t his real name, that his papers bearing that name were either forged or stolen. According to the stories, he was wanted by the law under his real name. The stories varied, but it all remained conjecture. No one really knew. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1761/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Skylark-Mission-dec-19.jpg 5.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1759 The Nichovev Plot by Nick Carter In the grand pantheon of books that no one ever asked for, we present to you "The Nichovev Plot" by the illustrious Nick Carter, a literary creation that somehow escaped the annals of obscurity long enough to land in the hands of a hapless reader—or perhaps a mischief-maker looking for a prop at a dinner party. Published in 1976 by the venerable Charter Publishing, this tome has seen more questionable decisions than a Saturday afternoon B-movie marathon. Set in a time when disco was king and bell-bottoms ruled the fashion landscape, "The Nichovev Plot" invites readers into a world rife with intrigue, espionage, and possibly a hefty dose of polyester. You might wonder about the plot itself, but we must confess: the details are as elusive as a good cup of tea in a British sitcom. What you can expect, however, is a thrilling dance of words that might leave you both bewildered and mildly entertained, much like trying to comprehend the last episode of a soap opera you accidentally stumbled upon. This thrilling narrative brims with the kind of twists and turns that only the 1970s could muster—think far-fetched conspiracies, characters with more charisma than common sense, and a plot that is likely held together by sheer willpower and an excess of caffeine. It’s the kind of book that makes you wonder if the author was wearing sunglasses indoors while typing away furiously on a typewriter, possibly fueled by a diet of instant coffee and regret. As you flip through the pages, prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions: the bewilderment of a plot that seems to go nowhere, the frustration of characters whose motivations are as transparent as a brick wall, and the odd chuckle at dialogue that reads like it was pulled from a bad translation of a foreign film. You might also catch yourself pondering the profound question: Who is this Nichovev, and why is everyone so fixated on his plot? Is it a blueprint for world domination, or merely a poorly drawn map to the nearest fish and chips shop? But wait, it gets better! "The Nichovev Plot" also boasts a collection of themes that are as diverse as your great aunt’s collection of ceramic frogs. These may include, but are not limited to, the following highlights: Conspiracy theories that would make even the most seasoned conspiracy theorist roll their eyes. Characters whose backstories are as deep and layered as a pancake. A plot that may or may not have been cobbled together during a particularly long meeting. Dialogue that could double as a drinking game if you’re desperate enough for entertainment. Fashion choices that will leave you questioning the very fabric of society. Condition: Used, but not in the way that has you questioning the hygiene of the previous owner. This book has been lovingly thumbed through and possibly even argued over, but it retains a certain charm reminiscent of the era it was birthed in. The pages might be a bit yellowed, like the memories of your last holiday in Margate, and there may be the occasional smudge from a snack that caught a ride on the reader’s fingertips. Perfect for those who appreciate a good story tinged with the scent of nostalgia and a hint of mystery. So, if you’re in search of a literary adventure that promises to be just as bewildering as it is entertaining—albeit in ways you never anticipated—look no further than "The Nichovev Plot." You might not emerge with any profound insights, but at least you’ll have a great conversation starter. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in the delightful, the absurd, and the utterly inexplicable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1759/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Nichovev-Plot-dec-19.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1758 The Lilies Of The Field by William E Barrett In an era when leisure reading was often accompanied by a cup of over-brewed tea and the faint aroma of questionable biscuits, William E. Barrett’s "The Lilies Of The Field" emerged from the depths of Popular Library in 1963—like a lark in a field of pigeons. Though the title suggests a pastoral meditation on flora and fauna, don’t be fooled. This is not a botany manual, nor a quaint gardening guide, but a curious exploration of faith, redemption, and the inexplicable charm of a certain group of nuns. Yes, nuns. Because who doesn’t love a dash of the divine in a world often dominated by the mundane? Picture it: a dusty road where destiny and divine intervention skewer the ordinary. Barrett’s prose possesses a peculiar knack for intertwining the spiritual with the absurd. The story revolves around a man, lost in both the literal and metaphorical sense, who stumbles across a group of nuns tending to their rather ambitious flower garden. It’s as if you took a slice of life from a Sunday sermon and sprinkled it with a hint of irony, creating a brew strong enough to question your own existence—or at least your choice of reading material. As readers, we are challenged to ponder profound questions while navigating the intriguing mishaps of our protagonist and his interactions with the nuns. Are they merely caretakers of lilies or are they, in fact, the embodiment of hope? Or perhaps just a quirky bunch who have mistaken lilies for something far more significant? The narrative is a meandering river of thoughts, meandering as if Barrett himself might have lost his way in the plot’s twists and turns, leading to delightful tangents that may or may not contribute to the larger picture. Barrett’s work is replete with metaphysical musings and bizarre encounters, all delivered with a wry smile and a twinkle of mischief. His style dances between the profound and the ridiculous, as though he holds a philosophical debate at the local pub while also attempting to impress the barmaid. The writing’s charm lies in its ability to mix heavy themes with lighthearted prose, resulting in a book that is as much about the lilies as it is about the human condition—whatever that condition may be, particularly on a Tuesday afternoon. But wait, dear reader! This tome does not merely exist to entertain. It serves a greater purpose: to remind us that life can be absurd, and sometimes, all one needs is a lily—or a dozen—to lift one’s spirits. You may find yourself laughing inappropriately at moments you shouldn’t, making awkward eye contact with your fellow readers as they react to Barrett’s unexpected comedic timing. And let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want a little chuckle amidst the solemnity of life? Condition: The copy we have on offer from Crappy Old Books may show signs of having been read with fervor, with creases that suggest someone was deeply invested in the spiritual and floral dilemmas within. The pages might have yellowed, reminiscent of a well-loved diary, and the cover is more creased than a long-time yoga instructor. Yet, this merely adds to its character, enhancing the mystical journey through Barrett’s whimsical universe. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain marking a particularly exhilarating passage, and perhaps a faint aroma of nostalgia that wafts through the pages. It’s a used book that has lived a life, much like the nuns within its pages. So, if you find yourself longing for a literary jaunt that challenges both your sense of humor and your understanding of faith, then "The Lilies Of The Field" awaits you. It’s a delightful detour from the ordinary, an odd blend of introspection and laughter, and perhaps a fitting reminder that in the garden of life, surprises—much like nuns—may appear when you least expect them. For those willing to embrace the quirky, the ironic, and the slightly absurd, this book is a splendid companion, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where oddities find their perfect home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1758/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Lilies-Of-The-Field-dec-19.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Popular Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1756 Time Clock Of Death by Nick Carter Ah, the 1980s: a decade of shoulder pads, synth music, and, as you might surmise from the ominously titled "Time Clock Of Death," an era where literary musings occasionally leaned towards the macabre. Nick Carter, not to be confused with the pop sensation (though they both seem to have a flair for the dramatic), takes readers on a whirlwind tour of mortality, time, and, arguably, the most insidious of all: deadlines. You might find yourself pondering just why a clock needs to be associated with death; wouldn’t a calendar have sufficed? Alas, the clock tick-tocks away in this riveting narrative—much like your own life, but with more suspense and perhaps a few less bills to pay. This book promises existential dread on every page, delivered with a side of wry humour and a plot twist that may just leave you gasping for breath. Or maybe that’s just the result of that third cup of tea. Who’s to say? Set against the backdrop of an ambiguous locale that screams "not quite here, not quite there," Carter’s work navigates through a labyrinth of red herrings and questionable life choices made by its cast of characters, who may or may not have a healthy respect for the time they have left. The clock doesn’t just tick; it taunts. It’s almost as if it’s whispering in your ear, reminding you that every second wasted is a second you’ll never get back. Has that cup of tea gone cold yet? Better drink up, dear reader—time waits for no one! Within these pages, expect a delightful array of tropes to rear their heads, including: Characters who make decisions that baffle even the most lenient of readers. A plot that might unravel faster than a poorly knitted sweater on a frigid evening. Dialogues so sharp you might want to handle them with gloves. Numerous references to clocks that only seem to amplify the dread of their ticking. A climax that may or may not be as explosive as a damp firework on Guy Fawkes Night. Condition: This copy has seen its fair share of time—think of it as the literary equivalent of a vintage wine, albeit one that has perhaps aged a bit too long. It bears the marks of a previous life, with dog-eared pages, annotations that suggest someone was deeply moved (or utterly perplexed), and a cover that has survived more than a few caffeine spills. It’s as if someone took a deep breath before diving into the existential abyss of Nick Carter’s imagination and then promptly forgot about it all until they discovered this relic in their attic last summer. But fret not! These signs of wear are a badge of honour, hinting at the countless hours spent contemplating the imminent doom of the clock while sipping on lukewarm tea. Each crease and stain adds character, much like the author’s own peculiar take on time, death, and the hilarity of life’s absurdities. So, if you’re in the market for a book that mulls over the fleeting nature of existence while simultaneously providing the perfect excuse to avoid that awkward dinner party invitation, look no further! Nick Carter’s "Time Clock Of Death" awaits its new home amid your collection of slightly questionable literature. Available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where every tome has a story—even if it’s about how long it took to find a new shelf to live on. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1756/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Time-Clock-Of-Death-dec-2019.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WH Allen & Co. Ltd 9780352305879 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1752 Cheyenne Drums by Lewis B Patten Ah, 1969! A year of peace, love, and inexplicably peculiar literary choices, such as Lewis B. Patten’s "Cheyenne Drums." Published under the auspices of the illustrious TargetBooks, this tome promises an exhilarating journey through a land where the rhythm of the drums is only rivaled by the beating hearts of its characters. One can only wonder if the target audience was, in fact, the bemused bookworms of a bygone era or perhaps the bored souls of basement book clubs seeking something—anything—other than the latest trendy novel. Set against a backdrop of historical inaccuracies and the wild west’s romanticism, this narrative is less a straightforward tale and more a series of loosely connected events strung together like the last few bits of string in a forgotten craft box. One can only speculate what sort of dramatic confrontations and philosophical musings await. Will the Cheyenne warriors engage in epic battles over trivial matters like the last fry at a diner? Will they struggle with their identities while sipping tea in a saloon? Who knows, but one thing is for certain: there’s bound to be a lot of drumming, and likely some misunderstandings along the way. Perhaps the characters are just trying to find their rhythm in life, much like the author did while crafting this narrative. The cover art, a curious blend of sepia tones and questionable design choices, evokes a sense of nostalgia for an era that may never have existed, much like the plot itself. It is as if the artist was instructed to capture the essence of a time when cowboys roamed the plains, albeit through the lens of someone who had only ever seen them in cartoons. What’s more, the absence of an ISBN adds an air of mystery to the book, making one wonder if it ever really existed at all or if it’s merely a figment of someone’s overzealous imagination. But what of the characters? Ah, characters! In the world of "Cheyenne Drums," they are, without a doubt, as colorful as a box of old crayons. Readers might encounter a hero whose most notable trait is an impressive collection of questionable choices, or a villain that is more misunderstood than malevolent. The dialogue—if one can call it that—might be reminiscent of a game of verbal hopscotch, where the only rules are “make it awkward” and “forget the point.” Intrigued? You ought to be. This book isn’t just any old narrative; it’s an invitation to partake in a peculiar experiment of literary endurance. Will the prose test your resolve? Perhaps. Will it leave you scratching your head in bewilderment? Almost certainly. It’s like being handed a riddle wrapped in a conundrum, all while trying to juggle a few apples—good luck with that! In a world inundated with expertly crafted prose and well-thought-out plots, "Cheyenne Drums" stands out like a sore thumb at a tea party. The sincere effort of the author mingles with a delightful lack of finesse, making it a curious artifact of its time. It’s a wonderful reminder that not all stories need to be polished to perfection; some just need to exist, like that odd cousin who shows up at family gatherings unannounced. Condition: Used, with dog-eared pages that whisper secrets of past owners’ musings and perhaps the occasional coffee stain that adds character (or at least a good conversation starter). The spine is more resilient than it looks, having survived countless readings and being shoved into crowded bookcases, and it even bears the marks of an adventure or two—like a battle scar from the war of attrition that is second-hand book ownership. So, if your literary journey is looking for a detour into the bewildering and the bizarre, "Cheyenne Drums" may just be the detour sign you never knew you needed. Visit Crappy Old Books to acquire this literary oddity and embrace the confusion and joy that comes with every page turned. You might just find that the journey is worth it, or at the very least, a splendid conversation starter for your next soiree. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1752/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Cheyenne-Drums-dec-2019.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books TargetBooks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1747 To Europe With Love by John Chaloner Corgi | ISBN: None (because paperbacks in the early ’70s were far too groovy for such things) | Condition: Used | Sold by Crappy Old Books Ah, the early ’70s: flared trousers, Cold War jitters, and package holidays where “continental sophistication” usually meant a slightly stronger coffee. Into this landscape steps John Chaloner with To Europe With Love (Corgi, 1972), a book that dares to ask: what does it really mean for Britain to sidle up to Europe, wink awkwardly across the Channel, and mutter, “fancy a long-term relationship?” This isn’t dry political theory—it’s a cheeky, accessible romp through the hopes, anxieties, and cultural quirks of Britain’s early steps toward European integration. Chaloner writes with the breezy authority of a man who’s had one too many working lunches in Brussels and knows both the glamour and the grind of the European project. Expect witty asides, sharp observations, and a tone that veers from hopeful idealism to wry exasperation, often within a single page. Why this copy? Condition: Used. Like a Eurail pass at the end of summer: a little creased, a touch scuffed, but still perfectly capable of carrying you across the continent. Corgi paperback, 1972. A gloriously retro mass-market edition—designed to slip easily into a jacket pocket or a battered travel bag. From Crappy Old Books. We normally traffic in gloomy philosophers and gun-slinging westerns, but every so often we stumble on a Cold War–era paperback that smells faintly of duty-free cigarettes and optimism. Specs at a glance Author: John Chaloner Title: To Europe With Love Publisher: Corgi, 1972 ISBN: None Condition: Used This is the kind of book that makes you nostalgic for a time when “going to Europe” was both a political debate and a minor cultural adventure. Chaloner’s mix of reportage and commentary feels like a conversation in a smoky bar, half-serious, half-playful, with just enough prescience to make you raise an eyebrow in hindsight. Warning: may cause sudden cravings for continental breakfasts, wistful sighs about cheap rail travel, and arguments at the dinner table about whether Britain ever really meant it with Europe. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1747/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/To-Europe-With-Love.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1746 Theres Always A Price Tag by James Hadley Chase Step inside the murky underbelly of 1970s prose with "There’s Always A Price Tag," a title that hints at the mercenary nature of existence, as penned by none other than the illustrious James Hadley Chase. You might wonder, as you cradle this ragged paperback in your hands, whether the price tag is stuck to the book or the very souls of its characters. In an era where no one can escape the clutches of capitalism—especially not in the grimy realms of Chase’s imagination—you’re in for a raucous exploration of hardboiled morality and questionable ethics. Published by Panther, a name that echoes the kind of cool you can only find in a seedy bar or on a Saturday night spent thumbing through dusty shelves, this novel promises to offer a slice of life so raw you might want to wear gloves while reading. From shady deals in shadowy corners to double-crosses that would make a footballer’s dive seem like child’s play, you’ll be flipping pages faster than a con artist can spin a yarn. And if you think you’ve got a handle on how this tangled web will unfold, think again—James Hadley Chase is the puppet master, and you are but a marionette at his whims. Expect a cavalcade of colourful characters, each more dubious than the last, scuttling about like cockroaches when the lights flicker. Whether it’s the charming rogue, the femme fatale with a secret, or the hapless everyman caught in the crossfire, they all seem to be playing a game where the stakes are as high as their hairdos. Chase’s dialogue crackles with a wry humour that makes you chuckle uneasily, as if you’ve overheard something scandalous at a family gathering. The plot twists are so abundant that you might find yourself wondering if you’re reading a book or doing origami with a piece of spaghetti. But enough about the narrative. What else can you expect from this delightful relic of the past? The cover is a triumph of mid-century design, with bold colours that practically scream “take me home!” or perhaps “put me on the mantelpiece next to your collection of vintage ashtrays.” The spine, well-thumbed and slightly creased, tells stories of its own—can you hear the whispers of clandestine readers who have come before you? If only books could speak, this one would surely recount tales of dark alleyways, dubious loyalties, and an endless quest for something just out of reach. Condition: Used, which is just a euphemism for “well-loved.” The kind of well-loved that has seen its fair share of late-night reading sessions, coffee spills, and perhaps a few moments of existential contemplation over whether your life is worth the price tag attached to it. Expect dog-eared pages full of annotations that might be someone’s cryptic musings or simply shopping lists—who can tell anymore? The cover may have seen better days, but like a good whisky, its character has only deepened over time. In "There’s Always A Price Tag," Chase lays bare the uncomfortable truth that every choice we make comes with a cost, and sometimes that cost is a heartfelt sigh or a moment of regret. Or perhaps it’s simply the existential dread of wondering why you can’t seem to put this book down. As you turn the pages, you’ll find yourself half-expecting a receipt to fall out, reminding you that even in literature, nothing comes without a price. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your most tattered armchair, and prepare to explore a world where morality is as flexible as a rubber band and just about as reliable. Whether you’re a seasoned Chase aficionado or a curious newcomer to the brooding world of vintage crime fiction, this book holds a special place within the dusty confines of Crappy Old Books. Come for the irony, stay for the chaos, and leave with a new understanding of just how much your literary choices might cost you. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1746/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Theres-Always-A-Price-Tag.jpg 4.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1743 The Gaunt Woman by John Blackburn In the golden haze of 1967, when bell-bottoms were making a statement and hair was reaching astronomical heights, John Blackburn penned a literary enigma wrapped in an unsettling cover, titled “The Gaunt Woman.” This isn’t your standard fare of run-of-the-mill romance or detective drama; instead, it’s a tangled web of existential musings and the kind of eeriness that can only be attributed to a world where the colour palette includes shades of anxiety and the occasional wisp of dread. Flip through the pages and prepare to encounter a protagonist who could easily be described as more shadow than substance, with a stature that might make a pencil seem robust in comparison. What could possibly make her so gaunt? A lack of sustenance? The crushing weight of life’s absurdities? Or perhaps an unfortunate diet consisting solely of vapours and regrets? Published by Lancer Books—known for their uncanny knack for attracting readers to the bizarre—this novel is an exercise in literary oddity. It invites you to ponder questions that no one has ever thought to ask, like, “What would happen if a woman were to become truly ethereal?” or “Is existential despair a valid fashion statement?” Within its pages, Blackburn teases the reader with the spectre of a narrative that is as elusive as the titular character, often leading to more questions than answers, which may leave you wondering if a second read will yield a more enlightening experience or merely deepen the confusion. As you navigate the winding paths of Blackburn’s imagination, you might wonder if the term “gaunt” is merely a metaphor for societal expectations or a commentary on the disquieting nature of the human condition. Perhaps the gaunt woman is a reflection of our collective anxieties—a ghostly figure lurking at the periphery of our minds as we juggle the absurdity of existence with our daily routines. One can only muse and speculate, perhaps over a lukewarm cup of tea or a slightly stale biscuit, while contemplating the implications of a character whose hollowness might just echo the void in our own lives. Readers of “The Gaunt Woman” might want to prepare themselves for a journey through introspection, punctuated by moments that can only be described as “peculiar.” Rest assured, the experience is far from dull. You may find yourself questioning not only the narrative but also your own appetite for the bizarre. Perhaps you’ll be inspired to pen your own tale of a gaunt figure—an ode to the spindly existence you’ve just navigated, or maybe you’ll simply close the cover and ponder whether a more substantial read might not have been a better choice. Either way, the book will leave its mark, much like the residual feeling you get after consuming a questionable meal. Things you might find yourself pondering while reading: Is the gaunt woman a metaphor for the struggles of modern living, or just an unfortunate name for a dinner guest? How has no one thought to offer her a sandwich or a piece of cake? Will this book become a cult classic, or remain a curiosity best left on a dusty shelf? Are Lancer Books hosting their own form of literary surrealism, or simply running out of creative titles? What are the odds that I’ll see the gaunt woman at the next social gathering, lurking in the corner? Condition: Used, which means it has lived a life more interesting than many of us can boast. The pages may contain the whispers of previous readers, possibly pondering their own existential crises, with margins adorned in what could be a mix of insightful notes and hastily scribbled grocery lists. You might discover a coffee stain or two, remnants of moments where the reader needed a caffeine boost to process the dense fabric of Blackburn’s prose. So, if you find yourself wandering the aisles of Crappy Old Books in search of something that defies convention and leaves you scratching your head, “The Gaunt Woman” might just be the perfect companion for a rainy afternoon of contemplation and bewilderment. Who knows? You might emerge with a new perspective on life, or at least a hearty laugh at the absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1743/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-gaunt-woman-2018.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lancer Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1742 Death At Noon by Matt Chisholm McAllister vs The Mob They had the whole country tied up tight. A man couldn’t carry a poke of gold or shift an ore-wagon without them knowing. They had spies everywhere and a hundred guns to back them. Only one man dared to stand against them . McAllister. A man who had quit law enforcement. A man who hated pinning his badge back on. And when they trampled on him, they made their first and last mistake. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1742/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-at-noon.jpg 3.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mayflower Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1740 G-Man At The Yard by Peter Cheyney In this riveting installment of the dubious exploits of G-Man At The Yard, Peter Cheyney once again weaves a tapestry of thrilling detective work, or at least some form of work that could be mistaken for it. In a decade now remembered for its questionable fashion choices and a certain fondness for novelty tea cozies, Cheyney delivers a narrative that might just leave you wondering what on Earth has happened to literary standards. Indeed, if you’ve ever wanted to experience the sensation of your brain wading through treacle, look no further! Picture it: the swinging sixties, where the air is thick with the scent of rebellion and the sound of questionable jazz. Our protagonist, ostensibly a G-Man, navigates the shifty underbelly of British society, dodging a cavalcade of miscreants, who are probably just as confused about their life choices as he is. Expect plot twists that could easily be mistaken for an ill-timed sneeze, and dialogue so stilted it might just make you wonder if the characters are auditioning for a role in a poorly received soap opera. But what is a G-Man, you might ask? Well, if Cheyney’s text is to be believed, it’s a sort of cross between a detective and someone who’s just lost a bet. Readers can look forward to thrilling moments of tension punctuated by lengthy monologues about the relative merits of various types of tea and the exact thickness of the fog rolling in over London. Ah, the fog—like a character in its own right, it surely contributes to the general feeling of malaise that pervades the entire narrative. Cheyney, with the finesse of a cat dodging a bath, paints a world where the G-Man is more a hapless participant in a farcical game of Cluedo than a mysterious figure of authority. Expect a parade of supporting characters, each more eccentric than the last, who seem to have wandered in from another book entirely, perhaps one that is actually worth reading. You might find yourself asking whether Cheyney’s grand design was to create an intricate web of intrigue or merely to fill up pages desperately in need of some enthusiastic editing. As you traverse this landscape of intrigue—or something resembling it—you may notice the subtle but unmistakable irony that permeates every page. Cheyney’s use of language is a delightful conundrum; sentences twist and turn like a drunken octopus, leaving you marveling at how many metaphors he can cram into a single description. It’s as if he woke up one day and decided that clarity was overrated. Remember, this is literature for those who enjoy parsing through the detritus of a bygone era, armed only with a cup of something decidedly British and a healthy sense of irony. Condition: Used. This literary artifact may exhibit signs of wear, such as dog-eared pages, a cover that has seen better days, and the faint aroma of someone’s lunch from 1965. You might even encounter a few handwritten notes from previous readers pondering the same questions you will, such as, “What on earth is happening?” and “Was this truly necessary?” Fear not, for it is these very imperfections that add to the charm of a book that has clearly traveled through time and space just to land on your shelf. So, are you ready to embark on an adventure that promises to be anything but mundane? Will you revel in Cheyney’s singular brand of British espionage, or will you find yourself longing for the more pedestrian delights of a grocery list? Whatever the case, G-Man At The Yard is a book that is sure to provoke thought—or perhaps just provoke. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a reading experience that is as baffling as it is entertaining. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1740/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/g-man-at-the-yard.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The New English Library Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1738 The Limbo Line by Victor Canning In a world where the mundane collides rather dramatically with the absurd, Victor Canning presents ’The Limbo Line’, a literary concoction that was probably written on a Tuesday after a rather uninspiring lunch. Published in 1966 by Pan Books, this delightful oddity invites you into a universe where the ordinary becomes startlingly peculiar—much like discovering your grandmother’s old meatloaf recipe tucked between the pages. Set against the backdrop of a post-war Britain teetering on the brink of change, this narrative weaves through a patchwork of characters who seem to have wandered in from a particularly eccentric tea party—each more bewildering than the last. It’s as if Canning invited a motley crew of lost souls to inhabit his pages and then forgot to provide them with any clear direction or purpose, leaving them to bump awkwardly into one another like actors in a poorly rehearsed play. As you turn the pages, you may find yourself grappling with existential questions or perhaps just wondering whether the author had a particularly vivid dream involving a limbo contest gone horribly awry. Whatever your revelations may be, one thing is for certain: you will likely question how the term "plot" even applies in this dizzying narrative labyrinth. Is it a social commentary? A satire? A long-winded joke? The answer eludes even the most astute of literary critics. In this edition, the fading cover art hints at a once-vibrant life, now dulled by time and the occasional coffee stain, perhaps the result of an enthusiastic reader who couldn’t quite balance their cup while simultaneously unraveling the mysteries of limbo. Thus, the book itself becomes a metaphor for the struggle to navigate through life’s own murky waters, except with fewer consequences—unless you count the existential dread. If you’re wondering what to expect (or rather, what to not expect), here are a few enticing enigmas that may or may not be found between the covers: A cast of characters who may or may not have been inspired by Canning’s relatives. Conversations that drift aimlessly, like a wayward balloon in a car park. Unresolved plot threads that seem to mock the very notion of closure. A pervasive sense of limbo, both for the characters and your sanity. Footnotes that could double as cryptic crossword clues. Condition: This copy is decidedly used, bearing the battle scars of its previous existence. Expect dog-eared pages that whisper tales of previous readers’ bemusement and the faint scent of library dust that adds a nostalgic character, or perhaps just a mild allergic reaction. Each smudge and mark tells a story of its own, acting as an unintended diary chronicling your predecessor’s bafflement. So, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous (or just a bit bored), pick up ’The Limbo Line’ for a voyage through the absurdity of existence as envisioned by Victor Canning. It’s the kind of book that will make you ponder your own life choices—like why you’re spending time reading an old paperback when you could be doing literally anything else. But then again, why not indulge in the wonderfully weird world of second-hand books, especially from the delightful collection at Crappy Old Books? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1738/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-limbo-line-2018.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1726 Graffiti 3 by Nigel Rees In a world where the walls whisper secrets and the streets hold court, ’Graffiti 3’ emerges from the shadows like a dog-eared pamphlet found in a dusty corner of a forgotten library. Authored by the enigmatic Nigel Rees in 1981—a year marked by questionable fashion choices and the rise of synth-pop—this literary artifact caters to the niche yet passionate demographic of expressionists who consider spray paint a valid medium for existential musings. Set against the backdrop of a rapidly changing society, Nigel Rees takes us on a journey through the psychedelic urban jungle where every wall is an open canvas and every can of paint a weapon against mundanity. It’s a time when people didn’t just walk the streets; they adorned them with symbols of rebellion, love, and sometimes just sheer chaos. This isn’t merely a book; it’s a manifesto for those who believe that words shouldn’t just live between the pages, but should rage forth in riotous colors and chaotic fonts. But what’s this? ’Graffiti 3’ is not just a celebration of the graffiti art form; it is a commentary on societal norms, a critique wrapped in the allure of spray paint. Will it resonate with the hearts of those who want to break free from the shackles of conventionality, or will it be relegated to the forgotten stacks of second-hand bookshops like so many misguided ideas? The answer hangs in the air like the scent of aerosol paint on a warm summer night. As you thumb through the pages, you might find yourself pondering the following questions, the kind that keep people up at night: What is the difference between art and vandalism? Is the essence of rebellion best expressed in fleeting tags or intricate murals? And why does everything seem more profound when viewed through a haze of spray paint fumes? Rees seems to be both the philosopher and the punk rocker—perhaps he’s even an undercover street artist, blending in with the very graffiti he discusses. Condition: Used. Ah, the lovely patina of a pre-loved book! The edges may be frayed, the spine possibly cracked, and you might even stumble upon the odd coffee stain, lending an air of authenticity as if to say, “Yes, I too have led an adventurous life.” This copy has been lovingly handled by previous owners who believed in the transformative power of literature, or at least in the idea that reading is a noble pursuit while half-heartedly avoiding their daily responsibilities. As you delve into the pages, you might encounter a few delightful surprises: a retro advertisement for a long-defunct music festival, a cheeky doodle in the margins, or a note from a previous reader suggesting that this book should be read while wearing oversized sunglasses and listening to classic 80s tunes. The imperfections only add to the charm, turning your reading experience into a scavenger hunt through the remnants of someone else’s literary journey. In a world dominated by digital noise, ’Graffiti 3’ stands as a testament to a time when ideas were scrawled on walls, and people dared to express their inner turmoil with a can of paint. So, whether you’re an art aficionado or simply someone with a penchant for quirky literature, this book is an invitation to consider the messy intersection of creativity and chaos. Remember, it’s not just a book; it’s a piece of history, a conversation starter, and possibly a slightly crusty relic of a bygone era. So, grab your spray can, channel your inner Banksy, and pick up ’Graffiti 3’ today, lovingly sold by Crappy Old Books—the only place you can find this delightful oddity without having to hunt down a dilapidated urban alleyway! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1726/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/graffiti-3-dec-2017.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Unwin Paperbacks 9780048270306 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1725 The Far Country by Nevil Shute In the whimsical world of 1968, where bell-bottoms clashed with tweed jackets and the scent of revolution wafted through the air, Nevil Shute decided to pen a little yarn titled "The Far Country." This title might evoke visions of mountaintops and far-off lands, but rest assured, it’s less about trekking through the Himalayas and more about the uncharted territories of human relationships. One can only wonder if Shute, while crafting this narrative, was secretly longing for an escape from the drudgery of his own suburban existence—or perhaps just really wanted to spice up his tea with tales of adventure. Set against the backdrop of an era that was trying to figure out if it was more Woodstock or an Agatha Christie dinner party, "The Far Country" teeters on the edge of a delightful absurdity. As you flip through its dog-eared pages, expect to encounter characters whose motivations might be as elusive as the latest hairstyle trends. They navigate a landscape as treacherous as a British roundabout during rush hour, all while perhaps pondering whether the grass really is greener on the other side or simply a vivid shade of beige. In this enthralling adventure—or whatever it is—readers may find themselves pondering life’s grand questions. Is it better to face the unknown, or to remain comfortably ensconced in mediocrity? Can one truly experience the "far country" without a proper map or at least a well-meaning travel guide? Spoiler: the answer is probably no. But hey, who needs a well-defined plot when you can revel in existential musings and the occasional dramatic mishap? But wait, there’s more! As Shute threads his narrative needle, he injects a delightful dose of irony. Much like the surreal juxtaposition of the era—a time when mini-skirts competed with the remains of the British Empire—his characters are embroiled in situations that are anything but straightforward. You’ll find yourself laughing, questioning your life choices, and possibly even setting down the book to contemplate your own faraway dream of becoming a professional cat whisperer. One can only hope the cats are more straightforward than Shute’s characters. Readers may also be treated to a compelling array of side plots, characters, and dialogue that feels like it was plucked straight from the tea-stained pages of a history book on British eccentricities. Shute’s penchant for capturing the absurdity of everyday life is evident, as he subtly critiques the human condition while also raising a cup of Earl Grey to the absurd messages we send each other during our attempts to connect. After all, navigating relationships is like trying to parallel park a double-decker bus: nearly impossible and always entertaining. Condition: Used, which means you might discover a few charming notes, a juice stain from someone’s long-forgotten breakfast, or perhaps a forgotten shopping list tucked between its pages. The cover boasts the sort of wear that only decades of existential pondering can provide, and the spine bears the scars of countless readings—just like your favorite old armchair that still remembers the shape of your backside. A captivating glimpse into the psyche of the 60s. Quirky characters that make your relatives look positively mundane. Existential musings that might necessitate a cup of tea or a stiff drink. Prose that challenges the reader to reconsider their life choices. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of irony with their afternoon scone. So, if you fancy a jaunt into a world where the far country might just be your living room couch, "The Far Country" by Nevil Shute is waiting for you—complete with the delightful quirks of time, space, and a rather grand sense of irony. This is a book that promises to elevate your second-hand library and might even become the conversational piece at your next dinner party—just don’t mention the juice stain. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare yourself for a journey that is perhaps less about geographical exploration and more about the pursuit of what lies beneath the surface of our daily lives. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1725/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-far-country-dec-2017.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1664 Lady And The Tramp by Disney In a world where dogs are the true aristocrats and humans simply serve as their glorified servants, "Lady And The Tramp" promises to whisk you away into a canine conundrum of romance and mischief, or at least that’s what Disney would have you believe. Published in 1975 by the esteemed New English Library (which, one might wonder, is English in any sense of the word?), this book captures the essence of a time when swanky dog salons and spaghetti dinners were all the rage among the upper crust of society. Who needs haute cuisine when you can have meatballs and a side of canine charm? Meet Lady, a refined Cocker Spaniel who would surely attend the Queen’s Garden Party if only her owner would remember to book her a spot on the guest list. The embodiment of grace with an unfortunate penchant for the occasional wayward squirrel chase, Lady finds herself tangled in the complexities of love, societal expectations, and the baffling concept of “free-range” living. Enter Tramp, a scruffy street dog with a heart of gold and the kind of swagger that could win over even the most discerning of purebreds. Together, they embark on a journey that’s less about finding true love and more about dodging the dreaded dog catcher while learning that sometimes, the grass is indeed greener on the other side of the fence—or at least where the discarded pizza crusts lie. This book, while ostensibly aimed at children who might be looking for an adventure a tad more wholesome than their parents’ endless round of “please don’t let the dog chew that,” also acts as an inadvertent guide to the complexities of canine life. It paints a picture of a society where dogs have their own ballrooms, yet still suffer the indignities of being bathed against their will. A striking commentary on class disparity, you could argue that "Lady And The Tramp" serves as an allegory for the struggles faced by street dogs everywhere, trying to keep their tails wagging while navigating the treacherous waters of society’s expectations. As you flip through the pages, don’t be surprised if you find yourself questioning the legitimacy of dog etiquette and pondering the unspoken rules that govern the canine cosmos. You might even pick up some useful tips on how to charm your way into the hearts of the poshest of pooches or simply how to beg for scraps with a flair that would make any self-respecting Tramp proud. It’s also a delightful reminder that, no matter how fancy your pedigree, there’s always a chance you’ll end up in a romantic spaghetti-sauce fiasco. After all, what’s more romantic than sharing a meal with a stranger in an alleyway, right? Condition: You have to admire the previous owner’s dedication to canine literature, as evidenced by the numerous paw prints and the occasional slobber stain decorating the pages. The spine is gently cracked, bearing the marks of a dog-eared classic that has seen better days, yet remains functional—much like the protagonist’s questionable life choices. It’s a book that has lived a little, just like Lady and Tramp themselves. While the illustrations may have faded slightly, they wear their age with a certain charm, akin to a beloved dog who’s a bit too fond of rolling in the mud. In conclusion, "Lady And The Tramp" is a delightful romp through the whimsical world of doggy dilemmas, complete with questionable life choices, culinary mishaps, and a love that transcends the boundaries of breed. Whether you’re a nostalgic adult seeking a trip down memory lane or a curious child with a penchant for the absurd, this book promises to entertain. Plus, it’s a surefire way to impress your friends with the obscure knowledge that even dogs have their own tales to tell—or should we say tails. So why not add this delightful specimen to your reading repertoire? After all, Crappy Old Books is here to remind you that every dog has its day, and every book its quirks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1664/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ladt-and-the-tramp-dec-2017.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1663 Hatari by Michael Milner In a world where the mere act of chasing wild animals is deemed a form of entertainment, Michael Milner’s 1962 masterpiece "Hatari!" invites you to experience the dubious joys of safari life through the eyes of those who are just a tad too enthusiastic about capturing beasts for the thrill of it. Published by Pocket Books, this volume is a delightful throwback to an era when wrangling elephants and lassoing leopards was considered a Saturday afternoon jaunt rather than a fast track to animal rights protests. You’ll find yourself questioning everything, from your own ethical compass to the sanity of those who thought, “Let’s drive around Africa and capture some of nature’s finest for fun!" But let’s not get bogged down by moral dilemmas, shall we? Instead, prepare yourself for an exploration of a world where the lines between man and beast blur with comedic aplomb. Milner offers a front-row seat to the peculiarities of life in the wild—complete with slapstick moments, absurd mishaps, and a healthy dose of irony. Just when you think the protagonist has met his match in the form of a particularly stubborn rhinoceros, the plot twists in ways that will leave you bemused, scratching your head, and questioning the very essence of ‘adventure.’ What is it about the great outdoors that elicits such lunacy? The answer, as Milner presents it, seems to involve an alarming amount of miscommunication, misplaced bravado, and the kind of camaraderie formed only in the face of absurdity. In "Hatari!", you’ll encounter a hodgepodge of characters who personify this chaotic spirit, each more absurd than the last. Picture a band of reckless renegades, armed with nets, ropes, and an insatiable desire for chaos. They’re like the Spice Girls of wildlife capture—each uniquely qualified to create a delightful mess, yet utterly unqualified for the task at hand. As you flip through these pages, you may find yourself pondering the following essential questions: Can a man really negotiate with a lion using only a tin can and sheer audacity? What’s the acceptable level of wild animal entanglement before it becomes a serious ethical quandary? Is there a recommended distance to stand from a charging hippopotamus? How many nets does it take to capture a zebra, and is it worth the trouble? Are there any practical applications for “stumbling into a safari adventure” on your CV? In its pages, you’ll find descriptions that feel like a time capsule, transported straight from the 1960s when leisure activities were decidedly less… sensitive. The writing is infused with that charming sense of naiveté that can only come from a time when the world was still convinced that the pursuit of exotic wildlife made for a smashing good time. You may even find yourself chuckling in disbelief at the absurdity, while simultaneously contemplating the plight of the creatures involved. It’s a bit like watching a slapstick comedy unfold—funny in theory, but deeply concerning when you think about it for more than five seconds. Condition: This particular copy of "Hatari!" has seen better days and bears the scars of its many encounters, much like the hapless characters within. Expect dog-eared pages, a cover that has bravely endured the test of time, and perhaps the faint scent of something you’re not quite sure you want to identify. Yet, in this imperfection lies its charm—perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of a book with stories beyond its own narrative. If you find yourself with an inclination for absurdity, and a penchant for raucous laughter at the expense of well-meaning yet misguided individuals, then this is your book. Grab it, and embrace the chaos that is "Hatari!" as sold by Crappy Old Books. You may just uncover a bizarre slice of history that leaves you both entertained and bewildered, questioning your own life choices along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1663/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hatari-dec-2017.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1662 An Area Of Darkness by VS naipaul In the swirling mists of existential ennui and a dash of cultural critique, we present to you "An Area Of Darkness" by the illustrious VS Naipaul, a book that’s undergone more wear and tear than your typical British pub carpet. Published in 1964 by the ever-so-chic Penguin, it’s a fine example of literature that’s best described as ’more profound than your last text message conversation but just as perplexing’. If you’ve ever found yourself pondering the meaning of life while standing in a queue for a bus that’s perpetually late, then Naipaul’s musings will resonate with you—or leave you utterly baffled. The author, who seems to have an innate talent for finding the discontent in societal norms, invites readers on a journey that promises to be as enlightening as it is bewildering. One can only assume he took many scenic detours through his own psyche along the way, inviting the reader to join him in a delightful game of ’Where’s the logic?’. Set against a backdrop of post-colonial India, Naipaul’s reflections might make you question everything from your last meal at a subpar curry house to the very fabric of existence itself. The prose is so lush it could practically grow a beard and start a philosophical debate at the local coffee shop. Prepare yourself for a book that is as much about the author’s inner turmoil as it is about the world outside, which, let’s be honest, is often far less troubling than whatever is happening inside his head. Now, if you’re wondering what insights and revelations you might stumble upon within these pages, here’s a teaser list to whet your appetite: Existential dread served with a side of cultural mismatches Acute observations about landscapes—both internal and external Thoughts that could make even a cup of tea seem existentially complex Sarcasm so sharp it could slice through the thickest of narratives Moments that will leave you both enlightened and thoroughly confused And let’s not forget the charmingly ironic fact that this book is used, which is the perfect state for a work that examines the imperfections of life. Who better than a second-hand book to convey the beautifully chaotic mess that is human experience? It’s like buying a second-hand suit that’s been tailored to fit the existential crises of countless previous owners—it will fit you, but you may wonder whose life choices linger in the fabric. Condition: Used, obviously. This book bears the marks of time—dog-eared pages, the faint scent of nostalgia, and the kind of wear that whispers, “I’ve been read, I’ve been loved, and I’ve definitely been left on the kitchen table during a particularly intense tea break.” Each page turned reveals stories not just from Naipaul but from every reader who grappled with its complexity before you, ensuring that you are never truly alone in your confusion. So, if you’re ready to embrace a read that challenges your intellect while simultaneously giving you a delightful sense of companionship in shared bewilderment, then "An Area Of Darkness" is calling your name. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every old tome tells a story—some of which are even coherent. Grab it before it disappears into the depths of your local charity shop, never to be philosophically contemplated again! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1662/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-area-of-darkness-dec-2017.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1660 Magnificent Obsession by Lloyd C Douglas Once upon a time in the flamboyant world of 1966, a curious little tome known as "Magnificent Obsession" made its grand entrance, courtesy of the prolific wordsmith Lloyd C Douglas. With a title as grand as a peacock in a tuxedo, this book was destined to sit on the shelf of every aspiring intellectual and casual daydreamer alike—if only they could manage to get past the cover, which looks like it might have been styled by someone who had a very specific but questionable vision of what “magnificent” truly meant. Imagine, if you will, a literary soirée filled with grandiloquent speeches and existential musings, only to discover that the punch bowl is filled with something resembling watered-down lemonade. Douglas, in his infinite wisdom, offers a narrative that promises to explore the riveting intricacies of obsession—not just your run-of-the-mill infatuation with a new coffee blend or binge-watching a sitcom for the fifth time, but the kind that makes you question your very existence. The protagonist, standing atop the mountain of self-discovery, may very well be the only one blissfully unaware that his life is essentially the world’s longest and most elaborate Twitter thread. The setting is as important as the main character’s hair gel; it’s the backdrop against which the chaotic ballet of human emotion unfolds. You might find yourself pondering whether the Sisyphus of literature is actually a man pushing a boulder or merely someone stuck in a traffic jam reading the same page repeatedly. And while the plot dances around like an awkward participant in a school prom, the themes of love and obsession twirl together in a dizzying waltz, often leaving you feeling more bemused than enchanted. In a world where every character seems to be on a quest for meaning amidst the chaos, Douglas manages to conjure up a charming mix of existential dread with a sprinkling of melodrama. Revel in the absurdity of the human condition as characters leap from one emotionally charged situation to another, all while maintaining the composure of a cat attempting to navigate a bathtub filled with water. Truly, it’s a magnificent lesson in irony. For those who delight in the quirky, the overly dramatic, and the occasionally bewildering, "Magnificent Obsession" offers a veritable buffet of literary delights. Expect the following waves of intrigue and trepidation: Characters that oscillate between profound and preposterous with alarming frequency. A deep dive into the murky waters of obsession that may leave you questioning your own life choices. An exploration of emotion that often resembles a soap opera on a particularly melodramatic day. Prose that might make you feel like you’ve just consumed an entire box of chocolates (the ones with the weird fillings). Moments of startling clarity followed swiftly by the confusion of a toddler in a candy store. Condition: Used; the pages are a delightful mélange of dog-eared corners and the occasional coffee stain that suggests the book has led a rather adventurous life in the hands of previous owners. The spine bears the marks of time, perhaps a testament to its many readings—or an earnest attempt at finding meaning in the words that occasionally seem to elude comprehension. It’s the kind of wear that only enhances its charm, like a well-loved teddy bear that’s seen one too many adventures but remains steadfastly loyal. In conclusion, if you’re ready to grapple with the magnificent and the absurd, this book might just be the perfect companion for a rainy afternoon or a particularly existential evening. So, consider adding "Magnificent Obsession" to your collection, but be prepared for that nagging question: is it truly magnificent, or merely an elaborate narrative masquerading as such? Either way, Crappy Old Books has managed to unearth this curious relic from the literary depths—so why not take a chance? It could be the most bewildering ride of your reading life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1660/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/magnificent-obsession-dec-2017.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1612 Maddons Rock by Hammond Innes In the grand tradition of books that you didn’t know you needed until you stumbled upon them at a dusty second-hand bookstore, we present to you *Maddons Rock* by Hammond Innes—a title that sounds suspiciously like a long-lost masterpiece, but may very well just be a labyrinthine tale of rocks and perhaps the odd maddening person. Published by Fontana Books in 1970, this literary relic is a veritable time capsule of existential ponderings, maritime escapades, and probably some questionable life choices made by characters with names you’ll forget by the end of the first chapter. If you ever found yourself pondering the intricate relationships between humans and their rocky surroundings (and who hasn’t, really?), then this is the book for you. Imagine yourself on the edge of a cliff, contemplating life’s big questions while staring into the abyss of the sea, and then realise you could have just picked up this book instead. It’s like a brief holiday sans the pesky plane tickets, sunscreen, or the distinct aroma of fish and chips lingering in the air. A perfect read for anyone with a pulse and an affinity for suspense that occasionally meanders like a confused goat. But before you get too excited, it’s worth noting that this book might not actually deliver on its promise of cliffhangers—both literal and metaphorical. Innes, with a flair for the dramatic, has been known to take readers on a scenic route through convoluted plots that often leave you wondering if the author himself lost track of where he was heading. It’s a literary journey that’s as unpredictable as your Uncle Gerald’s karaoke choices at family gatherings, making it all the more charmingly baffling. What can you expect from *Maddons Rock*? Well, we can only speculate, given that no one seems to have a definitive grasp on its contents. However, the cover implies that this may not be just a story, but rather an experience—one that walks the tightrope between revelation and confusion. It teeters on the brink of adventure, like a group of overzealous hikers at a precarious overlook. You might find yourself squinting at the words, trying to decipher whether you’re reading a tale of redemption, survival, or simply a guide on how to properly assess geological formations. In true Innes fashion, expect themes that may or may not involve the following: the relentless power of nature, the fragility of human existence, and possibly an overabundance of rock-related puns. This is a book that seems determined to remind you of the immovable objects in your life while you wrestle with the pesky subject of your own mortality. So if you’re in the mood for a narrative that takes its time—perhaps a bit too much time—then *Maddons Rock* may be the perfect companion for your next bout of existential dread. Condition: This used copy of *Maddons Rock* is what one might refer to as “well-loved.” The spine bears the gentle creases of countless readings, and the pages are a patchwork quilt of dog-ears, coffee stains, and the occasional existential note scribbled in the margins. It smells faintly of nostalgia, with just a hint of mystery—much like a good second-hand book should. You’ll want to approach it with a cup of tea and perhaps a slight sense of trepidation, as you never know what you might uncover within its pages. So, whether you’re looking to impress your friends with your eclectic reading choices or simply wish to add a touch of mystery to your life, *Maddons Rock* is the book for you. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every old book has a story worth telling, even if it’s a bit muddled and covered in dust. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1612/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/maddons-rock-nov-2017.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1611 Money From Holme by Michael Innes In a world where money flows like water and the absurdity of human desire runs deeper than the Thames, Michael Innes presents us with "Money From Holme," a title that sounds suspiciously like an invitation to a dodgy financial seminar. Published in the swinging year of 1964 by Penguin—whose logo is more iconic than many of us care to admit—this book promises a delightful romp through the realms of pecuniary pursuits and the ironies of wealth accumulation. Or perhaps it merely offers a cautionary tale about the dangers of taking financial advice from a man who clearly has a penchant for the theatrical. Meet our protagonist, or rather, his wallet. This individual might not be the kind of chap you want to take financial advice from, especially if he happens to show up at your dinner party with a cheery grin and a stack of unmarked bills. Innes, a master of wit and irony, likely spins a tale that dissects this character’s ludicrous financial escapades, leading the reader to wonder if the real treasure is the friends you make along the way—or perhaps the valuable life lessons gleaned from watching someone else crash and burn spectacularly. Set against the backdrop of post-war Britain, "Money From Holme" embodies the peculiar contradictions of an era eager to shake off the shackles of austerity, while simultaneously clutching to its chest the remnants of an outdated class system. The book is less about the pursuit of wealth and more a critique of it: a veritable sardonic commentary that questions whether a fortune truly leads to happiness or merely opens the door to a greater variety of miserable choices. One can’t help but speculate on the author’s motivations. Did Innes dream of a world where financial novices could learn from the blunders of others, or is he simply poking fun at the very notion of financial literacy? The book is peppered with the kind of characters that leave you scratching your head, wondering if they’re caricatures or just hopelessly misguided souls. Perhaps they are both! A cast of supporting characters who are either suspiciously wealthy or oddly impoverished. A baffling love interest that makes you question the nature of attraction. Scenes that unfold with all the subtlety of a slapstick comedy. Financial schemes that would make even the most ardent accountant cringe. And, of course, the obligatory awkward dinner parties where money is the main course. Condition: This second-hand copy may have seen better days, sporting creases, dog-eared pages, and the faint aroma of someone’s last-ditch attempt at deciphering the mysteries of personal finance. It’s a testament to the book’s storied life, as if each wrinkle tells its own tale—a bit like the protagonist, really. You might find a few highlights and underlines peppered throughout, which could either illuminate Innes’s genius or confuse the reader further, depending on how you feel about the subject matter. It’s not pristine, but then again, neither is the experience of trying to understand money in the first place. So if you’re seeking a book that challenges your understanding of wealth while offering a hearty dose of irony, look no further than "Money From Holme." It’s an experience best enjoyed with a cup of lukewarm tea and a heaping spoonful of self-reflection. After all, in the confusing realm of finance, sometimes the best investment is a good laugh—one that you’ll find in abundance within these pages. Perfect for those who frequent Crappy Old Books and revel in the quirks of literary history! Buy it if you dare, and may your pockets never be empty of ironic treasures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1611/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/money-from-home-nov-2017.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1610 The Deceivers by John Masters Ah, “The Deceivers” by John Masters, a title that evokes the kind of mischief you might expect from a troupe of Victorian street performers with an impressive arsenal of tricks up their sleeves. Published in 1966 by the esteemed Penguin, this novel promises to take you on a journey through a world where nothing is quite as it seems. Just imagine a time when the phrase ’fake it till you make it’ was not only applicable but practically a way of life. This book might just be your guide, should you wish to perfect the art of subterfuge amongst the tea leaves and crumpets of British society. Picture it: the swinging sixties, a time of radical change and groovy fashions, yet here we are, delving into a tale that could comfortably nestle into the corner of your grandmother’s dusty bookshelf. The cover may be slightly tattered, with the kind of wear that suggests it has seen more sunsets than a wobbly beachside deckchair. But fear not, for this is not merely a book; it’s an artifact, a portal to an era where deceit was perhaps more than just a tool—it was an art form. While flipping through the pages, you’re likely to find yourself pondering the complex web of lies, subterfuge, and outrageous antics that are all but guaranteed to unfold. John Masters, a name that rolls off the tongue as easily as a good cup of Earl Grey, spins a tale that promises to lead you through mazes of cleverness and cunning. It’s the sort of book that makes you appreciate the layers of fabric in a good tweed suit—a feast for the intellect wrapped in a shroud of mystery. Don’t be surprised if you come across a cast of characters so delightfully dubious that you might think they were sketched out in the margins of a tax return. You may find yourself encumbered by the weight of their secrets, wondering if you too should adopt a pseudonym or two. After all, why be honest when you could be fabulously misleading? From the clattering of teacups to the hushed whispers in dimly lit parlours, lie detection may just become your new best friend, or at least your best conversational starter at the next dinner party. As you embark on your reading adventure, keep an eye out for the nuanced social commentary that only a book from the 1960s can provide. Masters appears to juggle irony and wit with a flair that would make even the most seasoned thespians green with envy. Who knew that the interplay of truth and fiction could produce such a delightful cocktail? It’s a bit like mixing gin with tonic and discovering it’s actually champagne—unexpected yet delightful. Of course, let’s not forget the essential details that lend character to this charmingly used copy, such as the faint aroma of stale library books mingling with the scent of your favourite old bookshop. You might even uncover a forgotten bookmark, perhaps a train ticket from a long-lost journey or a pressing note from someone who’s clearly had better luck with their deceptions than you ever will. Thus, this book serves not only as a narrative experience but as an enigmatic treasure trove of nostalgia. Condition: Used, because who wants a book that looks brand new? This one’s been around the block a few times—its spine is creased, pages are yellowing, and perhaps even a coffee stain or two hint at the moments when life got a bit too engaging to set down your cup. It’s a well-loved companion that has probably witnessed its fair share of clandestine reading sessions and whispered confessions. It may even have some charming annotations from a previous owner, offering insights that are sure to make you chuckle—or raise an eyebrow in bemusement. So here it is, nestled among the other slightly battered tomes at Crappy Old Books, waiting for you to take it home and join in its delightful dance of deception. Grab a cup of something warm, settle into your coziest reading nook, and prepare to unravel the delightful contradictions of "The Deceivers." After all, life is full of surprises, and perhaps this book is just the right one to kickstart your own little adventure in artifice. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1610/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-deceivers-nov-2017.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1609 Coromandel by John Masters Ah, ’Coromandel’ by John Masters, a title that rolls off the tongue like a bad pun at a cocktail party. Published in 1965 by the esteemed Penguin—those literary penguins who have waddled through time, bringing us both the profound and the utterly perplexing—this novel promises to be a literary experience more elusive than a London bus on a rainy day. Set against a backdrop that likely features more palm trees than people, ’Coromandel’ invites you to bask in a world that flirts with exoticism while simultaneously nodding off into a comfortable snooze. The title itself conjures images of sun-drenched beaches and the tantalising scent of coconut oil, yet one must wonder if that’s an invitation to paradise or merely a ruse to lure you into a labyrinth of plot twists that are as tangled as a particularly stubborn piece of spaghetti. Masters, a writer best known for his sweeping narratives and vividly drawn characters, has crafted this tome with the deftness of an artist wielding a paintbrush dipped in confusion. Readers might find themselves pondering whether they’re in for a literary adventure or a whimsical stroll through an endless maze of descriptions. Will they encounter philosophical discussions about the nature of existence, or merely a parade of characters whose motivations are as clear as a Yorkshire fog? Only time, and a good cup of tea, will tell. And then there’s the era—ah, the glorious 1960s, when everything was in flux, and so were the plotlines of many a novel. In a time when the Beatles were singing their way into our hearts and bell-bottoms were becoming a thing, one can’t help but wonder what kind of cultural commentary lurks within these pages. Will you find yourself grappling with the turbulence of the post-colonial world or simply lost in the metaphorical weeds of a garden party? It’s a gamble, dear reader, but isn’t that the joy of second-hand literature? As you navigate this labyrinth of narrative, you might come across several delightful—or perhaps maddening—elements, such as: An abundance of metaphors that could rival a Shakespearean sonnet Characters who may or may not be figments of the author’s imagination Dialogues that sound suspiciously like they’ve been lifted from a script of a long-forgotten soap opera Descriptions of landscapes that could have been written while the author was on a particularly vivid holiday Climaxes that leave you as perplexed as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs Condition: Used. It’s had a life before it landed on your bookshelf, and it shows. The spine is as creased as a well-loved pair of trousers, the pages are yellowed with age, and the occasional coffee stain tells tales of late-night reads and poorly timed beverages. This book wears its history like a badge of honour, so if you’re the type who recoils at the sight of a cracked spine, you might want to look elsewhere—perhaps for something that smells less like a library and more like fresh ink. In the end, whether ’Coromandel’ will become a cherished part of your literary collection or simply a curious oddity that sparks conversations at dinner parties is up to you. It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of second-hand literature—a mishmash of histories and stories waiting to be rediscovered. Don’t forget, this book is brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the past is just a dusty shelf away, and every title has a story more bizarre than the last. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1609/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/coromande-nov-2017.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1608 Bugles And A Tiger by John Masters In the dusty, sun-dappled corridors of literary history, one might stumble upon a curious tome by the name of "Bugles And A Tiger." Authored by the illustrious John Masters, this 1968 Ballantine publication promises to whisk you away on an adventure that is both fierce and somehow fuzzy at the edges. It may be a tale of bravery and valor, or perhaps just a rather ambitious attempt at a pet memoir involving an unusually vocal tiger. Who’s to say? Picture this: a world filled with bugle calls echoing through the misty mornings, interspersed with the occasional roar from a rather disgruntled feline. Is it a metaphor? An allegory? Or perhaps a rather eccentric guide on how to select the best brass for your marching band? The possibilities are as endless as the author’s imagination—or at least as endless as the pages that were not torn out after a particularly spirited reading session. Masters, who appears to have taken inspiration from both the military and the animal kingdom, embarks on a literary expedition that begs the question: what’s the connection between brass instruments and big cats? Is it a treatise on the importance of sound in the wild, or a cautionary tale about the perils of mixing your marching band with a zoo? Your guess is as good as anyone’s, and that’s precisely the charm of this bewildering work. As you peel back the layers of this 1968 masterpiece, you may find yourself pondering profound questions, such as: Would a tiger prefer the sound of a trumpet or a tuba? And how many buglers does it take to keep a tiger entertained? These pressing inquiries are met with an absolute lack of answers, leaving you to grapple with your own bewilderment while sipping tea and nibbling on biscuits. For those who fancy a collection of dizzying thoughts, poetic musings, and perhaps the odd existential crisis, "Bugles And A Tiger" is undoubtedly a welcome addition to your bookshelf. Moreover, it serves as a reminder that sometimes the most bewildering combinations can lead to the most riveting adventures—or at the very least, compelling conversations at your next dinner party. This is not merely a book; it’s an experience, a conversation starter, and a curious piece of history wrapped in the peculiar charm of a bygone era. It beckons to be read while reclining in a rather comfortable armchair, preferably one that has seen better days and smells faintly of mothballs and nostalgia. Condition: Used—this book has been thoroughly (and lovingly) thumbed through, and while it may bear the scars of age, including creased pages and slightly yellowed edges, it possesses a certain character that only a second-hand book can exude. It’s the type of book that has been passed around numerous coffee tables, perhaps served as a conversation piece during heated debates about the relevance of bugles in modern society. There may be the odd coffee stain or marginalia, but that’s all part of its quirky charm and well-loved life. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and fancy a read that will lead you down a rabbit hole filled with bugles, tigers, and bewildering witticisms, look no further. "Bugles And A Tiger" is not just a book; it’s an invitation to explore the absurdities of life, one strum of the brass and one tiger’s roar at a time. Grab your copy today at Crappy Old Books and prepare for a literary experience unlike any other! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1608/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bugles-and-a-tiger-nov-2017.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1607 Far Far The Mountain Peak by John Masters In ’Far Far The Mountain Peak,’ the illustrious John Masters invites readers to traverse the rugged and metaphorical landscapes of human ambition. Released in 1961 by the venerable Penguin, this book promises to challenge your understanding of just how far one might go in pursuit of lofty ideals. Spoiler alert: it’s a lot further than your average Sunday stroll in the park. Climb aboard this literary expedition where the only thing more daunting than the mountain itself is the number of metaphors crammed into a single page. Prepare yourself for a journey that might be more about the journey than the destination—much like your last attempt at hiking, only with fewer snacks and more existential dread. Masters expertly navigates the treacherous terrain of human emotion and ambition, all while somehow making you feel as if you’re stuck on a coach trip to somewhere utterly forgettable. Will you find inspiration or merely a nagging headache? The answer might be just as elusive as the peak itself. As you delve into these pages, expect to brush shoulders with a cast of characters who are as enigmatic as they are flawed. Each one possesses a backstory that’s more convoluted than your average soap opera plot twist. You’ll find that they, too, grapple with the slippery slopes of ego and desire, but let’s not get too carried away—after all, we wouldn’t want to trip over our own pretentiousness on the way to enlightenment. Masters’ prose oscillates between poetic elegance and baffling over-explanation, almost as if he’s worried you might miss the point entirely. And fear not, dear reader; the book is laden with delightful turns of phrase that might leave you chuckling or scratching your head, depending on your mood. It’s a literary experience akin to eating a particularly rich dessert—indulgent and satisfying, yet slightly nauseating if you consume too much at once. Condition: Used. One might describe this book as "well-loved," which is just a euphemism for “this copy has seen better days.” Expect dog-eared pages, a spine that resembles a well-worn trail, and notes in the margins that may or may not offer insights into the psyche of a former reader who clearly had a lot on their mind. This is the sort of book that encourages intense thought and reflection, or perhaps merely the act of wondering why you haven’t thrown it out yet. As you navigate through the philosophical peaks and valleys presented by Masters, be prepared to encounter a series of reflective pauses, like the awkward silences during family gatherings. The narrative itself can sometimes be as windy as the mountain trails it seeks to describe, leading you to ponder whether you’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere in the narrative landscape. Yet, isn’t that the beauty of it? The metaphorical peaks and valleys mimic life itself: occasionally confusing, often arduous, but ultimately rewarding in their own peculiar way. For those with a penchant for the absurd, the ironic, or the downright confusing, ’Far Far The Mountain Peak’ is a treasure trove of delightful quirkiness. With its unique mix of aspiration and disillusionment, you’ll find yourself asking questions that are perhaps better left unasked, like “What does it all mean?” or “Why did I purchase this in the first place?” But hey, at least you’ll have an outstanding conversation starter for your next book club meeting—or the perfect way to silently judge your fellow participants. So, whether you’re a seasoned mountaineer of literature or a casual reader looking to explore some peaks of existential dread, look no further. Take a chance on this second-hand marvel, brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the charm of the old and the quirky reign supreme. After all, who wouldn’t want a book that has clearly traversed many nooks and crannies of the literary world, much like its own adventurous characters? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1607/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/far-far-the-mountain-peak-nov-2017.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1603 The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand Welcome to the rather peculiar world of "The Fountainhead," a literary artefact brought to you from the cluttered depths of a 1964 Signet print run, where the ideals of individualism clash with a slightly musty aroma and the existential dread of post-war optimism. This iconic tome, authored by none other than the architect of objectivism herself, Ayn Rand, promises not just a reading experience but an entire philosophical excursion. It’s a bit like discovering a dusty old bottle of wine—it might turn out to be either a delightful vintage or something best left corked. Within these well-thumbed pages, you may encounter Howard Roark, a rather stubborn architect whose dedication to his own design principles is rivaled only by his inability to blend in at cocktail parties. One might say he’s the quintessential misunderstood genius—or perhaps just a bloke who could use a good dose of social skills. His colleagues in the architectural realm play a game of emotional chess, while Roark strides forward like a rogue elephant at a tea party, trampling on notions of conformity and consensus like they’re made of soggy biscuits. But what’s a story without a bit of melodrama? Rand’s prose is as polarising as a badly designed public sculpture, evoking reactions that range from adoration to outright disdain. You might find yourself turning pages faster than Roark can lay a brick as the plot thickens with encounters featuring existential angst, architectural debates, and the occasional overly zealous critique of collectivism. Spoiler alert: it’s not a light read, not unless your definition of ’light’ involves heavy philosophical discussions and a sprinkling of moral quandaries that can keep you awake at night. As you meander through the labyrinthine chapters, prepare yourself for a barrage of Rand’s signature rhetoric. She serves up her ideas with the precision of a master chef, albeit the kind who believes the only seasoning allowed is a dash of unyielding individualism and a heaping spoonful of self-reliance. It’s a buffet of beliefs where buffet-goers are not allowed to share their plates, and each dish is guaranteed to be a conversation starter—or, more likely, a conversation ender. Now, let’s address the elephant in the room—or rather, the dusty old book in your hands. When flipping through this used edition, you may want to take a moment to appreciate its condition. It may not be sprightly, but what it lacks in freshness, it makes up for in character. The occasional coffee stain or dog-eared corner could even serve as a delightful reminder of its past adventures as a thought-inducing doorstop or a conversation piece at many a weary book club meeting. Condition: This copy has seen better days, as is to be expected from a literary work that’s been around longer than some of its readers. Expect the pages to be yellowed, the spine a tad fragile, and the cover to exhibit signs of wear that could inspire a novella of its own. But fret not! Each imperfection adds to its charm, much like the eccentricities of Roark himself. It’s a book that’s ready to be loved again, or at least tolerated long enough to kick-start some heated discussions. So, if you’re in the market for a philosophical heavyweight that will make you question everything, from architectural aesthetics to your own moral compass, then look no further than this slightly battered treasure. Who knows? You may find yourself pondering the meaning of ambition and integrity over a cup of tea, or perhaps you’ll simply enjoy the irony of an old book about individualism being passed around like last year’s fruitcake. It’s a curious find, indeed, and one that Crappy Old Books is proud to offer. So arm yourself with a highlighter and a hefty dose of caffeine, and prepare for a reading experience that promises to be as intense as it is, well, profoundly quirky. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1603/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-fountainhead-nov-2017.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1602 Bring On The Empty Horses by David Niven An ear for piquancy, an eye for the amusing and the absurd and the poignant portraits of the stars that surpass entertainment and approach art. The reader finds himself caring about them because he actually finds himself invoved as David Niven was. Some of the photo platse in the middle of the book are loose, but they all look like they are there. Binding if good but delicate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1602/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bring-on-the-empty-horses-nov-2017.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1601 A View Of Vultures by Alan Scholefield In the grand tradition of 1960s literature, Alan Scholefield’s "A View Of Vultures" aims to satiate your thirst for existential musings while simultaneously making you question your life choices, such as why you ever decided to pick up this dusty old tome at a second-hand shop. Published by Pan Books, this literary curiosity promises to offer a perspective on life’s darker corners, all while cloaked in the somewhat morose imagery of birds that, despite their rather unpleasant dietary habits, have been known to possess a certain grace. Think closely: is this novel about vultures, or is it a metaphorical descent into the human condition, riddled with plot twists sharper than a beak poised over a carcass? With prose that crackles like a dry twig beneath your foot, Scholefield might just take you on a cerebral jaunt through themes of mortality, the macabre, and perhaps the occasional glimpse of hope peeking through the feathers of despair. The title, "A View Of Vultures," might suggest an ornithological manual, but rest assured, it’s far more likely to leave you pondering the nature of humanity while you surreptitiously check your pulse. It’s a book that encourages readers to observe life from the vantage point of scavengers, those who circle the periphery, waiting for the inevitable feast of despair. How delightful! Readers expecting a straightforward narrative will find themselves entangled in a web of irony, as Scholefield seems to revel in the juxtaposition of the grotesque and the sublime. You can practically hear him chuckle softly as you navigate through his pages, encountering characters with names that seem to have been plucked from the annals of an absurdist play. Will you find yourself attached to these figures? Perhaps, but only in the way one might admire a particularly hideous painting: with a mix of horror and fascination. As you turn the yellowed pages, you may discover a realm where philosophical debates are held over cups of tea, and life’s biggest questions are addressed while perched precariously on the edge of reason. This is the kind of book that may just compel you to ask yourself why you didn’t opt for that nice, safe biography about a beloved children’s author instead. But then again, who needs safety when you can step into the thrilling—if unsettling—world of scavengers and existential dread? The 1966 edition is a testament to the era’s flair for the eclectic, featuring a cover design that may or may not have been inspired by a particularly vivid fever dream. Pan Books, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the world needed this blend of ruminative prose and avian symbolism, and who are we to argue with such audacity? After all, this is a time when the line between avant-garde and outright bewildering was not just thin; it was practically invisible, much like your enthusiasm for this book by the time you finish it. Condition: Used. This copy of "A View Of Vultures" has traveled through time and space, accumulating patina like an old coin. Expect the obligatory dog-eared pages, perhaps the remnants of someone’s existential crisis scrawled in the margins, and possibly a few coffee stains that add an unexpected flair to the philosophical debates within. It has clearly been loved, or at least handled with the same sort of ambivalence reserved for family heirlooms you never wanted. A curious blend of charm and neglect, its condition perfectly mirrors the themes within. What a serendipitous alignment! So, if you’re feeling brave—or simply curious—grab yourself a copy of "A View Of Vultures." It might just change your perspective on not just literature but life itself, or at the very least, it will give you a great conversation starter at your next gathering of disillusioned intellectuals. After all, where else would you find a book that encourages you to embrace the unsettling yet oddly beautiful realities of existence? Only at Crappy Old Books can you discover such treasures, daring you to explore the darker side of the literary world. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1601/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-view-of-vultures-nov-2017.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1600 Unarmed In Paradise by Ellen Marsh Welcome to a world where the sun shines brighter, the drinks are always chilled, and absolutely no one is prepared for anything—especially not the emotional rollercoaster that is Ellen Marsh’s 1965 marvel, "Unarmed In Paradise." This literary delight, published by the ever-optimistic Mayflower, invites readers to bask in the irony of a title that suggests serenity while gently poking fun at the complexities lurking beneath the tropical surface. Picture it: the idyllic landscapes of a paradisiacal beach, where the only thing getting shot at is the occasional seagull stealing your sandwich. Yet, amidst the golden sands and palm trees swaying like they’ve had a bit too much rum, something sinister is afoot. “Unarmed In Paradise” is not just a leisurely jaunt; it’s a gentle reminder that paradise comes with its own set of pitfalls—like sand in your shorts and the existential dread of being utterly unprepared for what life throws your way. Marsh invites you to explore a cast of characters who seem perpetually stuck on the beach, blissfully unaware that life has an agenda far more complicated than sunbathing. You’ll meet a diverse mix of personalities, all of whom appear to have strolled straight out of a 1960s postcard: the hopeless romantic, the cynical expatriate, and the well-meaning yet hopelessly misguided tourist. Each seems to believe that paradise is merely a state of mind, completely neglecting the small detail that reality often has a way of crashing the party. As you flip through the worn, yellowing pages of this used treasure from Crappy Old Books, you might find yourself chuckling at the absurd nature of the characters’ dilemmas. It’s as if life, in all its chaotic glory, is playing peekaboo with our unsuspecting protagonists. Marsh crafts a narrative that flips between the whimsical and the tragic, leaving you to ponder whether there is such a thing as being "unarmed" in a setting that is rife with unpredictability. What makes "Unarmed In Paradise" particularly compelling is its subtle commentary on the human condition, wrapped up in the soft glow of nostalgia. Readers can take a step back and relish the irony that while these characters lounge in paradise, they’re actually fighting their own battles—be it with love, loneliness, or the unrelenting urge to be just a little more sun-kissed than the last beachgoer. It’s a delightful reminder that even in the most picturesque settings, the grass—or sand—can be just as complicated as the urban jungles we escape from. Expect to encounter a plethora of charming quirks throughout this whimsical tale, including: Characters who are blessed with impeccable timing—just not for the important moments. Conversations that meander like a lost tourist looking for the nearest restroom. A series of misadventures that make one question if anyone actually knows how to read a map. A cocktail of emotions that will have you laughing one moment and cringing the next. A plot that unfolds like a poorly-timed beach umbrella—unexpected but ultimately enlightening. Condition: This charming paperback may not be in pristine shape, but that only adds to its allure. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional smudge of sunscreen (or is that just the remnants of a long-ago beach party?), and perhaps a few annotations that hint at the previous owner’s deep philosophical debates with themselves. It’s a reminder that every book has its own story—much like the characters within its pages. So grab your beach towel, kick off your flip-flops, and prepare to navigate the mixed signals of love, life, and leisure with Ellen Marsh’s "Unarmed In Paradise." Here at Crappy Old Books, we celebrate the quirky, the ironic, and the stories that remind us that paradise isn’t always what it seems—especially when you’re unarmed and slightly disoriented on the sands of reality. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1600/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/unarmed-in-paradise-nov-2017.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mayflower no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1598 The Singer Not The Song by Audrey Erskine Lindop In the whimsical world of 1969, where bell bottoms were the height of fashion and the air was thick with the scent of rebellion, Audrey Erskine Lindop took a bold leap into the literary fray with her audaciously titled novel, "The Singer Not The Song." You might wonder if this is a treatise on the merits of good ol’ karaoke or perhaps a philosophical exploration into whether one can truly appreciate a tune without knowing the backstory of the vocalist—fear not, dear reader, for the answer remains tantalisingly elusive. As you thumb through this vintage tome, you might find a curious mélange of characters whose existential crises are perfectly underscored by the psychedelic swirl of the 60s. One can almost hear the faint echo of flower children debating the finer points of art over a cup of herbal tea, while the rest of the world continues to spin on its chaotic axis. Lindop, no stranger to the art of irony, crafts dialogues that leave you questioning whether her characters are philosophising or simply lost in the haze of too many late-night conversations. With a publisher like Fontana Books, famed for their eclectic offerings that married the eccentric with the avant-garde, readers may expect a narrative that dances around the edges of surrealism, or at the very least, a plot that defies conventional wisdom. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves—this is a book that savours the journey rather than rushes to arrive at a destination. Every page is a gentle meander through the intricacies of human emotion, with perhaps a few detours into the absurd. What can one expect from the book, you may ask? Here’s a little list to whet your appetite: Conversations that linger longer than a soggy biscuit in tea. Characters whose motivations are as clear as mud, yet as compelling as your grandmother’s unshakeable beliefs. Moments of clarity that arrive only after you’ve read them thrice and still question their meaning. Irony so thick you could slice it with a particularly dull butter knife. Ponderings that leave you wondering if life is just one big open mic night. Condition: Used, of course, because what’s the fun in a pristine copy? This particular volume has been lovingly thumbed through, possibly during late-night debates over the merits of proper tea versus herbal infusions. Expect a few dog-eared pages, some charming yellowing, and a faint whiff of nostalgia that might just take you back to that unremarkable festival where you lost track of time (and your sense of self). Each crease in the spine tells a story of its own—a testament to the many hands that have grappled with its philosophical fuzziness. In a literary landscape cluttered with formulaic plots and contrived characters, "The Singer Not The Song" stands as a peculiar beacon of puzzlement. It invites you to ponder life’s great questions, or perhaps just to wonder why you decided to pick up a book with such a curious title in the first place. So, grab a cuppa, plump yourself down in your comfiest armchair, and prepare for a reading experience that may or may not be as satisfying as a good old-fashioned sing-along. Just remember, it’s the journey that counts—after all, who really remembers the lyrics anyway? This second-hand treasure is proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every worn-out cover holds a story worth telling, even if it’s just about how it got that peculiar coffee stain on page 47. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1598/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-singer-not-the-song-nov-2017.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1597 Codeword Golden Fleece by Dennis Wheatley In a time when espionage was as fashionable as wide lapels and the British were still trying to figure out how to properly pronounce "quiche," Dennis Wheatley graced the literary world with his thrilling concoction, "Codeword Golden Fleece." Released in 1965—a year when the Beatles were busy taking over the airwaves and polka dots were making a quiet resurgence—this tome has been lovingly battered by the hands of time, akin to a well-worn croissant that still holds its flaky charm. Imagine, if you will, a world where spies were dashing and had names that could only be uttered with a dramatic flair. Wheatley, a master of weaving tales that dance between the absurd and the plausible, invites you into a realm where codewords are as common as cups of tea and the fate of nations hangs by a thread, or perhaps a rather frayed string of yarn. With a title that evokes both adventure and an oddly specific knitting club, it is sure to intrigue even the most jaded reader. Our story unfolds with a mix of intrigue and eyebrow-raising antics. Set against the backdrop of the Cold War—when paranoia was the condiment du jour—our protagonist navigates the murky waters of intelligence and subterfuge. Will our hero crack the enigmatic code? Will he find the elusive Golden Fleece, or will he end up knitting a rather questionable sweater instead? One can only speculate, as Wheatley’s penchant for twists and turns rivals that of a soap opera on a particularly dramatic day. As you leaf through the pages, prepare for a delightful array of characters, each more eccentric than the last. You’ll meet a motley crew of spies, double agents, and perhaps a rogue parakeet or two. Wheatley’s dialogue crackles with wit, and the narrative is peppered with enough vintage charm to make you feel as if you’ve been transported back to a time when men wore hats and women carried handbags that could double as small suitcases. This edition, published by Arrow Books, boasts an enviable pedigree that only adds to its charm. It’s the kind of book that might just become the centerpiece of your coffee table, although you probably shouldn’t expect it to spark any deep discussions; more likely, it will elicit puzzled looks and the occasional chuckle. And let’s not overlook the exquisite cover art, which features a remarkably ambiguous image that may or may not relate to the story within—perfect for those who enjoy the thrill of misdirection. Condition: This beloved copy bears the scars of a life well-lived, with dog-eared pages and a spine that’s seen better days. The previous owner may have had a penchant for margin notes, providing you with a peek into their thoughts—was it admiration, confusion, or just a shopping list? You may find the occasional coffee stain, a testament to the many, many times this book has been used as a rather stylish coaster. Spies with names that could only belong in a melodrama Plot twists that will leave you scratching your head Dialogue that’s as sharp as a well-honed cheese knife More vintage charm than a 1960s tea party A tale that is probably not about knitting, despite the title If you’re in the market for a book that will both entertain and perplex you, "Codeword Golden Fleece" has your name written all over it. Perfect for those rainy afternoons when you’d rather be deciphering codes than doing actual adulting. When you’re ready to embrace the wonderfully weird world of second-hand literature, look no further than Crappy Old Books. Your bookshelf will thank you, and you may just find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1597/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/codeword-golden-fleece-nov-2017.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1596 Terror By Day by John Creasey In a world where daybreak heralds not the dawn of new possibilities but the creeping dread of relentless fear, John Creasey’s "Terror By Day" emerges like a wayward cat at an inconvenient hour—uninvited yet impossible to ignore. Published in the sinfully swinging year of 1968 by Corgi, this book is a prescient reminder that not all horrors wear a mask or leap out from the shadows; some are simply lurking in the harsh light of day, sipping tea and judging your life choices. With a title that screams for attention louder than a toddler at a library, it beckons the curious and the confused alike. Creasey, an author known for his prolific output, seems to have taken a break from writing about dapper detectives and turned his keen pen to the more disquieting aspects of everyday life, which is about as comforting as an ill-timed fire alarm during a romantic dinner. What could possibly unfold in the bright light of noon? One can only speculate—perhaps a chase scene involving an uncooperative toaster or a conspiracy about the missing biscuit tin? If you ever pondered what fright lurks in the sunlight, this could be your best awful decision yet. The cover of this paperback is as dated as a rotary phone and might just invoke a sense of nostalgia for the days when hair was big and plots were somehow bigger. Corgi’s printing is as charmingly retro as the era itself, providing ample fodder for hipster book clubs and their ironic discussions. The vivid illustrations scream “I am both a product of my time and a wayward choice in a second-hand shop,” offering a visual feast that might just make you question your own taste in literature while simultaneously igniting a rebellion against minimalist design. What’s more, should you choose to embark on this journey through a tapestry of sunlight-drenched horrors, prepare yourself for a riveting experience that might include: Unpredictable twists that leave you questioning your life choices. A cast of characters so diverse they could populate an entire small town—if said town was perpetually on edge. Scenes that seem innocuous but quickly morph into bizarre encounters that could make even the most stoic reader squirm. An underlying sense of existential dread that sticks to your ribs like an overcooked Sunday roast. Dialogue that is both punchy and perplexing, making you wonder if anyone actually spoke like this in the ’60s. As you delve deeper into this bizarre narrative, you might find yourself reflecting on the nature of fear, or you may merely chuckle at the absurdity of it all while sipping your Earl Grey. Either way, "Terror By Day" promises to be a literary experience that is both bewildering and entertaining, as you try to reconcile the brightness of daylight with the shadowy corners of your imagination. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, much like your old college roommate who still shows up unannounced. Significant wear and tear are present, with dog-eared pages that may or may not have been used as makeshift bookmarks. A few coffee stains add a touch of character and a hint of mystery—was it the previous reader’s caffeine-induced panic that led them to this title? Only the book knows, and it’s not saying. Still, it stands as a testament to the endurance of second-hand literature, waiting patiently for a new reader to unlock its secrets. So why not take a chance? Grab "Terror By Day" from Crappy Old Books and lose yourself in a narrative that reminds you that, sometimes, the real terror is the choices we make… or the leftovers in the back of the fridge. After all, a little fear never hurt anyone, or did it? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1596/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/terror-by-day-nov-2017.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1593 A Town Like Alice by Nevil Shute In the hallowed halls of literary history, wherein dusty tomes whisper forgotten tales, one can stumble upon a rather curious specimen titled “A Town Like Alice” by the illustrious Nevil Shute. Published in the somewhat dubious year of 1992—an era best remembered for questionable fashion choices and a glut of electronic pets—this tome promises not to whisk you away on the wings of fantasy but rather to plop you unceremoniously into the quaint absurdities of everyday life, and a town that, quite frankly, might not resemble Alice in any meaningful way. Shute, an author who surely relished the idea of juxtaposing the mundane with the extraordinary, presents us with a narrative that might make one ponder the very nature of town planning in the antipodes. Is Alice a place governed by whimsy, or is it merely a slice of reality tinted with irony? As you leaf through the pages, you’ll find the protagonists navigating the myriad complexities of both human emotion and rural bureaucracies, which, when combined, create a cocktail as potent as a lukewarm cup of tea left to stew too long. Imagine if you will, a place where the local gossip travels faster than the speed of light, and where the concept of community is both cherished and entirely bewildering. This book dares to ask questions about love, sacrifice, and the true nature of townspeople, all while maintaining a tone that can only be described as whimsically sardonic. Prepare yourself for a literary journey that is less about the destination and more about the bewildering landscapes of the human heart and local council meetings. As you unravel the narrative, expect to encounter characters who might just be the very embodiment of British eccentricity. You will likely find that Shute has a knack for crafting individuals whose quirks are perfectly matched by their surroundings. They are likely to engage in conversations that are filled with witty repartee, although at times, you may wonder if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a script for a particularly dry British sitcom. The book’s cover, adorned with garish colours that hint at its publication in the ‘90s, serves as a reminder that not all things vintage are charming. It beckons the reader to delve into its pages, promising a tale that is as layered as a trifle on a particularly unenthusiastic buffet table. You may well find yourself questioning whether the town of Alice is a figment of Shute’s imagination or a metaphor for the complex tapestry of human life, perhaps even both. Spoiler alert: you might end up more confused than enlightened. Condition: Used. This book has lived a life rich with experience, having been thumbed through by countless hands, possibly while someone pondered the meaning of existence—or just tried to remember where they left their keys. Expect dog-eared pages, the odd coffee stain, and maybe even a few heartfelt annotations left by previous readers who clearly had a lot to say about the intricacies of rural life and its accompanying absurdities. It’s like a time capsule of collective musings wrapped in faded cover art, ready to be rediscovered by the next intrepid reader. In summary, “A Town Like Alice” is not just a novel; it’s a quirky exploration of the absurdities of life, where the mundane becomes profound, and the profound often feels like an inside joke you weren’t privy to. If you’re keen on a read that promises to tickle your intellect while simultaneously leaving you scratching your head, then this book is precisely the kind of quirky adventure you didn’t know you needed. Look no further than Crappy Old Books for your copy and prepare to unravel the mysteries of Alice, or whatever other towns may pop up along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1593/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-town-like-alice-nov-2017.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mandarin 9780749304140 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1591 The Story of Esther Costello by Nicholas Monsarrat Ah, the 1966 literary masterpiece that is "The Story of Esther Costello," penned by none other than Nicholas Monsarrat, a writer who seemed to have mastered the art of crafting narratives that linger, much like a stubborn smell in an old library. One might wonder what prompted the vibrant imagination of Monsarrat to undertake such an odyssey centered around the precarious existence of a young woman named Esther Costello. Perhaps it was a dare or an elaborate game of literary charades gone awry—who can say? But here we are, staring into the abyss of a novel that promises to be as full of twists and turns as a country lane on a foggy night. Set against a backdrop that suggests a post-war Britain still reeling from the aftershocks of rationing and the occasional cup of lukewarm tea, our heroine, Esther, is anything but ordinary. One might argue that she is the epitome of “the damsel in distress,” but don’t let that mislead you into thinking this is merely another tale of a girl needing rescue. No, dear reader, this is a wild ride through the tumultuous landscape of human emotion and social commentary, wrapped in a package that’s as enticing as it is bewildering. What makes "The Story of Esther Costello" particularly engaging is its ability to transform mundane details into moments of existential revelation. Imagine, if you will, a world where the daily struggle for survival is interwoven with profound questions about the meaning of life, love, and why on earth one would choose to read a book with such a title. Certainly, one can’t help but wonder if Monsarrat intended for his readers to contemplate their own choices, perhaps leading to an epiphany about the questionable wisdom of accumulating dusty paperbacks. Esther’s journey is punctuated by a cast of characters who could only have been dreamt up in a caffeinated haze. You’ll find the melodramatic best friend, the brooding love interest, and that one mysterious figure who appears at precisely the right—or wrong—moment, depending on how you look at it. Each character adds a layer of complexity to Esther’s life, much like adding sprinkles to an already questionable cupcake. You’re left wondering if they enhance the experience or merely distract from the core narrative. As you venture further into the pages of this tome, you may find yourself asking profound questions such as: “What is the meaning of life?” and “Why did I buy this book?” But fret not, for you are not alone in this existential crisis. The book’s very existence raises a critical query regarding the choices we make in literature, akin to wondering whether one should order fish and chips in a pretentious gastropub. Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of emotions, as Esther navigates a landscape rife with challenges that mirror the complexities of life itself. You might even find yourself empathizing with her plight, while simultaneously questioning your life choices—especially your decision to pick up this particular book. As the narrative unfolds, it becomes clear that whether Esther is a symbol of resilience or simply a vehicle for Monsarrat’s musings on the human experience is a mystery best left to literary scholars and that one person you know who insists they understand modernism. Condition: Used. This particular copy has seen better days, much like the characters that inhabit its pages. Expect dog-eared corners, a faint whiff of nostalgia, and a few mysterious stains that could either be coffee or the remnants of someone’s existential crisis. It’s the perfect companion for those who appreciate a little character in their literature—because what’s a good book without its fair share of character development and questionable life choices? So, if you’re in the market for a book that will both entertain and incite deep, possibly regrettable, self-reflection, look no further than "The Story of Esther Costello." After all, why read about the human condition in the comfort of your own mind when you can do it with the help of Crappy Old Books and a slightly battered paperback? The choice is yours, but remember: every book has a story, and this one just happens to be drenched in irony and existential dread. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1591/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-esther-costello-nov-2017.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1588 In The Cool Of The Day by Susan Ertz In a world where dreams are whispered in the cool of day and reality often feels like a persistent drizzle, Susan Ertz’s "In The Cool Of The Day" emerges from the creased pages of history like a vintage coat that’s seen too many rainy afternoons. Published in 1963 by Fontana Books, this literary relic beckons you to explore the intricacies of human emotion, all while donning a rather suspiciously optimistic title that sounds more like a soothing slogan for a spa day than a gripping narrative. Picture it: the 1960s, a decade punctuated by the vibrant sounds of The Beatles and the not-so-smooth transitions of post-war society. Ertz, with her subtly acerbic wit, infuses this narrative with a quirkiness that could easily rival the odd fashion choices of the time. You might find yourself flipping through the pages, wondering if the cool of the day is meant to signify a refreshing breeze or merely the chilling aftermath of poorly made decisions and unsolicited life advice from every character involved. As you delve deeper, you might encounter a cast of characters who feel just a tad too familiar. They’re the kind of people you’d expect to find at a dreary tea party, where the biscuits are stale, and the conversation is about as engaging as a traffic report. Expect letters exchanged between confused lovers, awkward family gatherings, and perhaps a third cousin twice removed who insists on sharing too much about their cat’s dietary preferences. It’s a plot that resembles a series of unfortunate events, all strung together by the thread of Ertz’s sharp observations. One might speculate that the author had a rather peculiar sense of humour, as she plunges her readers into the murky waters of emotional turmoil with the same aplomb that one might apply to a casual game of charades gone horribly wrong. Is it a testament to the human spirit? Is it a critique of societal norms? Or is it just a good excuse to poke fun at the mundane? Whatever it is, it’s certainly an experience worth having—especially if you enjoy deciphering the finer points of awkward social interactions. Now, let’s not overlook the practical side of things. This book, despite its age, is purportedly used, which means it comes with that delightful charm of a well-thumbed life. The pages may be slightly yellowed, as if they’ve absorbed the aura of countless readers pondering their own existential crises. You might even find a few annotations, perhaps the musings of a previous owner who couldn’t quite decide how they felt about the entire thing. Imagine the conversations you could have about those notes alone! Condition: Used. The cover exhibits the kind of wear that suggests it’s been passed around like gossip at a garden party. There may be creases, dog-eared corners, and perhaps the faint whiff of Earl Grey still lingering in the air. Rest assured, this book has stories to tell—not just the ones printed on its pages, but those that come from its journey from one reader to another. So prepare yourself for a narrative that feels like a time capsule, where every chapter is a window into another era, leaving you to wonder how much has really changed since the cool of the day first graced the shelves. Your curiosity might just lead you to ponder the absurdity of it all, and isn’t that the beauty of literature? It invites us to laugh, reflect, and perhaps even cringe a little at the follies of the human condition. In a world filled with polished new releases and Instagram-perfect book covers, sometimes it’s refreshing to explore a literary oddball like “In The Cool Of The Day.” You’ll find it nestled among the other neglected books at Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story—not just the one printed on the spine. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1588/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-cool-of-the-day-nov-2017.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1587 Bhowani Junction by John Masters Ah, the 1960s—a time when the world was in technicolor, and authors were furiously typing away in the hopes of capturing the essence of tumultuous times. Enter John Masters, a literary maestro of yore who, in 1967, bestowed upon us the enigmatic tome known as "Bhowani Junction." A title that surely elicits a sense of intrigue, though one might wonder if it refers to a bustling railway station or perhaps a long-forgotten cocktail recipe. Regardless, this book is like a mid-century cocktail party where the guests are slightly awkward but surprisingly charming. Set against an exotic backdrop that can only be described as a patchwork of vivid cultures and clashing ideologies, “Bhowani Junction” meanders through the life of its characters with all the grace of a confused elephant at a tea party. It’s a narrative that seems to have been distilled from the essence of history itself, infused with the kind of melodrama that could make a soap opera look like a documentary on the mating habits of fruit flies. But fear not, dear reader! This is not just another dusty history lesson parading as entertainment. No, Masters opts instead for a delightful romp through the lives of individuals caught in the complex web of colonialism, identity crisis, and that eternal question: “What is the best way to brew a perfect cup of tea?” Spoiler alert: there are no easy answers. From the moment you crack open this tome, you may find yourself wondering if you’re reading a compelling narrative or simply a well-crafted brochure for a charming yet confusing holiday in the British Raj. As you navigate through the pages of “Bhowani Junction,” you’ll encounter a delightful mélange of personalities, each more quirky than the last, including but not limited to: A plucky protagonist who seems to have misplaced their sense of direction A wise elder who possesses the uncanny ability to predict the weather but not human folly A love interest whose capacity for misunderstanding rivals that of the average toddler Curious side characters who may or may not be figments of your imagination A dog that might be more insightful than the human cast Masters writes with a flair that makes you question whether he’s critiquing the very society he depicts or simply indulging in the theatricality of life. This book arrives with all the subtlety of a three-act play, where the acts are confusingly interwoven and the dialogue occasionally veers into the territory of the absurd. Each character seems to have been penned with the cautious hand of a writer who may or may not have had a few too many sherries at lunchtime. Yet somehow, this delightful chaos becomes oddly relatable. Condition: A used copy, much like the wisdom of your quirky uncle who insists on telling you the same story every family gathering. Expect a few creased pages, perhaps a coffee stain or two, and the faint whiff of philosophical musings that have lingered through the ages. This book has seen more wear and tear than an old pair of slippers, but it’s still ready to take you on a journey through a world that may or may not exist anymore. So, if you’re in the market for a literary adventure that combines absurdity, historical melodrama, and just a smidgen of irony, look no further. “Bhowani Junction” is more than just a book; it’s an experience. A slightly confusing experience, to be sure, but one that will leave you pondering the very nature of existence long after you’ve closed the cover. You can find this peculiar piece of literary nostalgia right here at Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story—even if that story is a bit wobbly on its feet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1587/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bhowani-junction-nov-2017.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1586 Toll for the Brave by Jack Higgins In the grand tapestry of literary pursuits, "Toll for the Brave" by Jack Higgins stands out as a curious patch stitched with threads of action, intrigue, and perhaps just a sprinkle of melodrama. Published in the glorious year of 2004, a time when flip phones roamed the earth and social media was still a toddler, this tome has managed to navigate the turbulent waters of time to land right here at Crappy Old Books, where second-hand books find new homes and new layers of dust. One might assume that with a title so audaciously heroic, the pages within are filled with chivalrous knights, daring adventures, and maybe even a dragon or two. Alas, dear reader, prepare your imagination for a wild ride where the "brave" seem to be more of an afterthought than a focal point. Instead, you may find yourself neck-deep in espionage and the kind of gritty action that could make a seasoned spy chuckle nervously in his martini. As you thumb through the well-worn pages, you can almost hear the faint echoes of characters whispering tough-guy dialogue, possibly even sharing a pint whilst plotting their next heroic foolishness. One cannot help but marvel at the audacity of anyone brave enough to tackle the perils of international intrigue while juggling existential crises, all while ensuring that their coffee is just the right blend of robust and slightly burnt. Perhaps you’ll find the plot unfurling like a damp newspaper left out in the rain—some sections crisp and engaging, while others may leave you questioning why you didn’t just pick up that biography of a cabbage instead. You’ll meet a cast of characters who are likely to be equipped with more bravado than actual bravery. Each turn of the page might elicit a bemused chuckle or a raised eyebrow as you ponder the absurdity of their escapades. What exactly does it mean to toll for the brave? Is it a metaphorical bell tolling for those who charge headfirst into danger while the rest of us enjoy a nice cup of tea? Or is it a reminder that true bravery sometimes involves the quiet resolve to finish an entire biscuit tin in a single sitting? Whatever the case may be, Jack Higgins has certainly crafted a narrative that challenges the very essence of bravery, wrapped in the undeniable charm of a 2000s thriller. Condition: This copy has been lovingly pre-owned, which means it carries with it the character of a well-travelled friend. Expect some yellowed pages, the occasional coffee ring (or several), and perhaps even a cryptic note from a previous owner proclaiming their undying love for the protagonist, whoever they may be. These quirks add layers of history and charm, almost like those family members who insist on sharing every embarrassing story at gatherings. If you dare to explore this riveting world of espionage and dubious decision-making, you might just find yourself on the edge of your seat—or at least comfortably reclined on your sofa, wondering if you should really be reading instead of doing laundry. So, gear up for an odyssey of questionable choices and laughable bravery, because after all, who needs dragons when you’ve got international conspiracies and old school heroics in a well-thumbed paperback? At the end of the day, "Toll for the Brave" offers its readers a delightful parade of clichés wrapped in an action-thriller shell, waiting patiently for you to take it home and make it your own. So brave your way to Crappy Old Books and give this glorious relic from the past a new lease on life! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1586/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/toll-for-the-brave-2017.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins Publishers 9780007127252 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1584 The Penguin Dictionary Of Sociology by Nicholas Abercrombie, Stephen Hill and Bryan S Turner In the grand tradition of dictionaries that no one asked for, "The Penguin Dictionary Of Sociology" emerges from the shadows of your local bookshelf like a particularly over-enthusiastic academic party guest who insists on explaining the intricacies of social constructs while everyone else is simply trying to enjoy their tea. Authored by the illustrious trio of Nicholas Abercrombie, Stephen Hill, and Bryan S Turner, this book is a compendium of terms that would make even the most staid sociologist do a double-take or perhaps even raise an eyebrow in mild curiosity. Published in the year 2000, a time when floppy disks still clung to life and Y2K was the most pressing concern for the civilized world, this dictionary is as much a historical artifact as it is a resource. Imagine it perched alongside other relics of the early 21st century, such as your old Nokia phone and that collection of "Friends" DVDs you haven’t touched in decades. This volume attempts to encapsulate the entire universe of sociology—a lofty ambition that one must applaud, even if the outcome resembles a perplexing puzzle where some pieces have been replaced by old receipts. What can you expect to find within these pages? A veritable smorgasbord of sociological jargon that is at once thrilling and utterly baffling. Terms like "structuralism," "postmodernism," and "social mobility" line up like party-goers at a rather dull gathering, each taking turns explaining why they feel misunderstood. There are definitions so convoluted that they could only be deciphered after copious amounts of caffeinated beverages—or perhaps a particularly riveting game of bingo with your sociology classmates. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself pondering profound questions about human behavior and societal structures. Or, you may find it best to use this book as an impressive doorstop, ideally positioned to hold your creaky door firmly in place while you ponder your life choices and why you ever bought a sociology dictionary in the first place. The authors clearly intended for it to be a concise guide, but with a weighty tome like this, it often feels more like being handed a brick with the promise that it will illuminate your understanding of social dynamics. For those of you who have never encountered a sociology dictionary before, you might wonder how one navigates a world where concepts are layered like an overly complicated wedding cake. It’s simple: just remember that every term is essentially an invitation to overthink everything. Here are some highlights you can expect to stumble across: The difference between "norms" and "values" (it’s not as straightforward as you think!) Exciting discussions about "anomie" that are perfect for livening up a dull dinner party. Terms that sound suspiciously like Harry Potter spells, but sadly, do not confer any magical powers. Comprehensive entries that may or may not be relevant to your life, depending on whether you’ve ever had a sociology class—or if you’re just really into jargon. A section on "globalization" that will make you question your aversion to world travel. Condition: Used, of course, like the state of your social knowledge after leafing through this delightful tome. Expect pages that have been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps with the occasional note scribbled in the margins by someone who clearly had too much caffeine and not enough clarity. You’ll discover coffee stains, dog-eared corners, and a certain je ne sais quoi that only a pre-owned book can exude—remnants of its previous life as a faithful companion to an eager learner. So, whether you’re a budding sociologist, a curious layperson, or simply someone with a penchant for collecting oddities, "The Penguin Dictionary Of Sociology" offers a unique opportunity to fill your home with both knowledge and a hint of irony. The perfect purchase from Crappy Old Books, where second-hand treasures await to find new homes and possibly provoke existential crises in the process. Buy one today—you might just end up understanding the world a little better—or at least have a good laugh while trying. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1584/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penguin-dictionary-of-sociology-2017.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1582 The Book Of The Stars by Ian Watson Ah, "The Book Of The Stars" by Ian Watson—a title that rings out like a cosmic siren song, promising to reveal the unspeakable mysteries of the universe, or at the very least, to offer an intriguing read while you wait for your water to boil. Published in the era of leg warmers and cassette tapes, this 1986 treasure from Panther might have once held the dreams of a generation, or at least the hopes for a night well spent under the covers, flashlight in hand, and the world outside forgotten. Prepare yourself for a journey through the celestial, where ’starry-eyed’ isn’t just a phrase; it’s a prerequisite for understanding the text. This book is a curious blend of speculative wonder and delightful absurdity, crafted by a mind that almost certainly had at least one foot in both the cosmos and a particularly peculiar coffee shop in London. Ian Watson, the author, may have had aspirations of launching readers into an interstellar escapade, but for all we know, it could also be a detailed account on how to successfully bake a soufflé using nothing but starlight and an old kettle. The 1980s were a confusing time, after all. Within these pages, you might find yourself entangled in an intricate web of narratives, philosophical musings, or just a curious collection of random thoughts that could have been jotted down during a particularly foggy afternoon. Whispers of star systems and celestial navigation buzz around like a bee in a teacup, and it’s entirely possible that a few of the ideas were borrowed from a conversation overheard at the local pub. If you’re searching for profundity, prepare yourself for a delightful detour through the whimsical, where the profound hangs out with the downright silly. Now, let’s take a moment to discuss the various speculative applications of this book in your life. You could: Use it as an impressive doorstop—nothing says "I’m well-read" like a heavy volume you’ve never opened. Employ it as a conversation starter, though the conversations may quickly veer into awkward territory. Teach your cat to read; they might appreciate the challenge. Use it as a makeshift pillow during those moments when you just can’t face the world. Regale your friends with tales of cosmic discovery, though with a wink to indicate you might be joking. Condition: This book, like a well-loved star, has seen better days but still sparkles in its own right. The cover may show signs of having been squished between many other literary wonders on a shelf, and the pages have that delightful aroma of slightly moth-eaten wisdom. It’s a little frayed around the edges, but then, aren’t we all? It has been lovingly thumbed through, possibly even during moments of existential crisis—or maybe just during a particularly long train ride. So, if you’re in the mood for a literary adventure that swings between the poetic and the utterly bizarre, "The Book Of The Stars" might just be the oddball companion you didn’t know you needed. It’s the literary equivalent of a late-night snack, filling but slightly questionable—a journey into the cosmos that may leave you pondering your place within it… or at least your choice of midnight snacks. Crappy Old Books proudly presents this delightful oddity for your consideration, because even the stars deserve a second chance at life, don’t you think? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1582/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-book-of-the-stars-2017.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Panther 9780586063880 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1581 Master Wolf - Greyhawk Adventures - Volume 1 by Rose Estes In a world where grandiosity is the norm and heroes are ten a penny, enter the oddly understated realm of "Master Wolf - Greyhawk Adventures - Volume 1," a novel that boldly asks the question: can a wolf be more than just a furry creature trotting through the underbrush? Spoiler alert: yes, and no, depending on how you interpret the fine line between a heroic journey and an epic nap. This is not merely a book; it is a tome that sits precariously on the edge of epic fantasy and absurdity, much like the time you tried to explain Dungeons & Dragons to your grandmother. Published by Penguin in 1988—a year that saw the advent of some truly questionable fashion choices and a peculiar fondness for neon colors—this literary masterpiece invites you to don your most charmingly mismatched socks and step into the enchanting, if oddly purple-hued, world of Greyhawk. Here, you’ll encounter not just our titular Master Wolf, but also a cacophony of characters who are as memorable as they are bewildering. Each page is a delightful potpourri of role-playing tropes, and we can’t help but wonder if the author just rolled a twenty-sided die to see what would happen next. But let’s not forget the true star of this book—the setting. Greyhawk is a place where every corner seems to be inhabited by a half-hearted bard strumming an off-key lute, and every tavern is a stage for questionable decisions. Readers are invited to feast their eyes on the kind of landscapes that seem to have been meticulously crafted by someone who had just finished a marathon of low-budget fantasy films. If you’re someone who appreciates awkwardly placed castles and forests that look suspiciously like your local park after a rainstorm, then you’re in for a treat. As you turn the pages, you may wonder what sort of shenanigans await you. Will Master Wolf uncover the mysteries of the universe, or will he simply chase his tail in a spiral of existential confusion? Will the characters engage in riveting discussions about the meaning of life, or will they spend three chapters debating the merits of various types of cheese? The possibilities are tantalizingly vague, much like the plot itself. Condition: Used, which means this book has likely been in the hands of previous adventurers who may or may not have treated it with the reverence a tome of such dubious grandeur deserves. Expect pages that may be slightly warped from someone’s impromptu tea spill or a cover that has seen more action than a hapless NPC on a quest for the Holy Grail of Snacks. Each dog-eared corner adds a layer of history, allowing you to ponder who else contemplated the meaning of life while sipping questionable beverages over its pages. Should you decide to embark on this journey through fantastical absurdity, you will encounter a myriad of delightful oddities, including but not limited to: A talking squirrel who may or may not be a covert spy. Ambiguous prophecies that sound suspiciously like the author’s shopping list. A rival wolf with a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for overacting. Questions regarding the ethics of cheese-snatching that could spark philosophical debates. A final showdown that might just be resolved with a board game rather than an epic sword fight. So, if you’re in the market for a book that defies logic and challenges the very fabric of narrative structure, look no further than "Master Wolf - Greyhawk Adventures - Volume 1." It’s a delightful mess of fantastical proportions that could only have been birthed in a time when creativity knew no bounds—or perhaps existed solely in the margins of scribbled notes from a caffeine-fueled game night. Get your copy now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the wonderfully weird and whimsically worn-out corners of literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1581/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/greyhawk-adventures-volume-one-of-the-mika-trilogy-2017.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140111392 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1580 The Heir Apparent- Guardians Of The Flame Book 4 by Joel Rosenberg Ah, behold "The Heir Apparent - Guardians of the Flame Book 4," a title that evokes both a sense of majesty and an overwhelming urge to roll your eyes. Published back in 1990 by Grafton, this literary artifact is a perfect time capsule of a decade where mullets reigned supreme and being a geek was still considered a niche market rather than a global phenomenon. One has to wonder what led Joel Rosenberg to pen not just one but a series of books about guardians and flames. Perhaps he was inspired by a particularly heated debate over a barbecue? Who knows! As the fourth installment in a profound saga of guardianship, flames, and what can only be described as a questionable grasp on plot continuity, you may be surprised that it does not come with a complimentary amulet or a map to a hidden realm. Instead, you are treated to prose that might just set your imagination ablaze—though not without a few awkward sparks. If you’re fond of characters who possess remarkably catchy names and dialogue that could have been lifted from a particularly melodramatic episode of a soap opera, then this book could very well be your cup of tea (preferably tepid, as is the trend these days). One can only speculate what grand adventures lie within these pages, but the title suggests a royal entitlement that may or may not be accompanied by life lessons on the correct way to wield a flame (safety first!). Readers may find themselves pondering questions such as: Does being an heir come with a manual? Or will our protagonist learn the hard way that flames can be both illuminating and singeing? The suspense is palpable, even if it resembles the suspense of waiting for paint to dry. The cover, while worn and slightly creased from years of questionable shelf placement, does an admirable job of hinting at a narrative that is both epic and oddly specific. You might even spot the faint outline of a dragon, or perhaps that’s just a fire safety warning? The artwork captures a glorious era where fantasy was dictated by the limits of an artist’s imagination and the proximity of their lunch break. The title promises untold wonders; however, the reality may involve more routine than rapture, much like a Monday morning meeting. In addition to the gripping narrative (or lack thereof), you’ll find a treasure trove of delightful quirks. The book is replete with footnotes, erratic plot twists, and the kind of side characters you’d expect to meet in a pub—where they might regale you with nonsensical tales of their own. Some readers have reported that characters often disappear for multiple chapters, only reappearing when the narrative requires a dramatic flourish reminiscent of a magician pulling a rabbit from a rather battered hat. Condition: Used, and as charmingly marked by time as a well-loved teddy bear. The spine is a bit like a weary grandparent—still holding together but definitely in need of some love and attention. Pages have the delightful feel of having been flipped through by someone who perhaps spilled tea on them while getting a bit too immersed in the plot. Diligent readers will find no shortage of margin notes and underlined passages, revealing the previous owner’s struggle to understand the intricacies of the flame-guarding world as they scribbled their musings like a mad philosopher during a candle-lit dinner. Reading "The Heir Apparent" is not just an experience; it’s a commitment, much like adopting a pet rock. You’ll enter a world that may or may not have any relation to reality, but therein lies its charm. The book serves as an amusing reminder of when fantasy sometimes meant a random assortment of mythical elements thrown together while the author sipped from a cup of something far too caffeinated for their own good. For those who consider themselves connoisseurs of the quirky, the absurd, and the hilariously outdated, this book is a must-have for your collection. So, grab a copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a reading experience that may leave you questioning not only the storyline but also your life choices—and isn’t that part of the fun? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1580/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-heir-apparent-2017.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grafton 9780586201312 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1579 Really Wicked Dirty Jokes by David Brown From the mind of David Brown, a name that, presumably, greets you with the same warm, fuzzy sensation as a trip to the dentist, comes a tome that promises to tickle your funny bone in ways your mother would definitely disapprove of. "Really Wicked Dirty Jokes" isn’t just a book; it’s a veritable cornucopia of questionable humour, carefully curated to offend just about everyone in the room—unless, of course, your friends are also the sort who laugh at things like “What did the cheese say to the other cheese?” and promptly forget to consider the consequences of their choices. Published in 1998, a year famously remembered for the dawn of a new millennium, a questionable number of questionable hairstyles, and the collective panic over Y2K, this book floats through the annals of history like a rubber duck in a cesspool. The sheer audacity of its title suggests a raucous adventure through the murky waters of adult comedy, where the jokes are as risqué as a pair of granny knickers in a fashion show. One can only wonder if Mr. Brown intended to elevate the art of dirty jokes to a form of high culture or simply capitalize on a late-night television special that skidded off the rails. Within the pages of this mischief-laden volume, you’ll find a cavalcade of jests that may or may not have aged like fine wine—think more along the lines of a can of fizzy drink left open overnight. Each page is a treasure map leading you through snickers, snorts, and potentially awkward silences as you regale your friends with anecdotes about how shocked everyone is about the contents. Because nothing says ‘dinner party’ quite like a well-placed punchline about the local vicar’s questionable choices. One can’t help but wonder if Brown envisioned his book as a means to unite the masses in laughter or simply to provide an outlet for those who take great delight in the discomfort of others. It’s a fine line, and one that this book skips merrily over like a child on a sugar high. The jokes contained herein are as varied as a buffet gone wrong; some delightful, some downright baffling, and a few that will leave you questioning your life choices—much like that time you attempted to eat a whole cake by yourself. Readers will find themselves entranced by this awkwardly delightful concoction of shock and laughter, potentially leading to debates about taste, decency, and just how far is too far when it comes to humour. It’s the sort of book that begs to be read aloud at the most inappropriate times, ensuring that your friends will either love you or promptly disown you. In the spirit of honesty, here’s a brief overview of what you might expect from "Really Wicked Dirty Jokes": Jokes that make your grandmother clutch her pearls, or at least her hearing aid. A range of humour that may introduce you to terms you’ve never wanted to know. Perfect material for awkward silences at family gatherings. The distinct possibility of being banned from several social circles. Time-tested material that might make you question the sanity of your fellow humans. Condition: This second-hand treasure has seen some action—much like the jokes it contains. Expect a few dog-eared pages and the lingering scent of bad decisions. It bears the marks of someone who clearly believed laughter was the best medicine, despite the fact that it’s more likely to cause a case of the giggles in a serious setting. So, if you fancy giving your wit a little boost or simply want to test the limits of your social circle, "Really Wicked Dirty Jokes" is waiting to be snatched up. Just remember, if you find yourself in an uncomfortable silence after sharing one of these delightful, if questionable, quips, don’t blame David Brown—blame Crappy Old Books for putting it in your hands in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1579/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/really-wicked-2017.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Michael OMara Books Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1578 Whatever You Think Think the Opposite by Paul Arden In a world brimming with the relentless pursuit of positivity, Paul Arden’s "Whatever You Think, Think the Opposite" is a mischievous little book that dares to poke a thumb in the eye of conventional wisdom. Published in 2012 by the ever-iconic Penguin, this literary oddity is for those who relish the thrill of absurdity and the sweet taste of rebellion over the blandness of mainstream thought. If you’ve ever pondered why success seems to elude you like a particularly shy cat on a rainy day, perhaps it’s time to flip your mental script entirely—after all, why not embrace the chaos? Arden, a maestro of marketing and a sage of the absurd, invites readers to entertain the bizarre notion that what you’ve been taught about success might actually be utter nonsense. In his whimsically illustrated tome, he encourages you to discard the shackles of rationality and step boldly into the realm of the unconventional. Imagine adopting a strategy akin to a cat leaping without looking, or a squirrel on a caffeine high—tactics that may not guarantee success but will undoubtedly make for a wild ride. One might wonder what prompts Arden to take such a curious stance. Perhaps it’s the soothing sound of societal expectations being shattered, or the infectious thrill of pursuing the absurd. In a world where logic reigns supreme and every decision is calculated to the nth degree, Arden’s philosophy strikes a chord akin to a jazz solo at a symphony concert. It’s lined with cheeky illustrations and sardonic wit, transforming what could have been a dry self-help manual into a vibrant tapestry of delightful nonsense. What can you expect from this treasure trove of inverted wisdom? Certainly not the following: A step-by-step guide to conventional success Heartwarming stories of triumph after hard work and determination Encouragement to follow the crowd A list of boring clichés An obligatory motivational poster Instead, Arden invites you on a whimsical journey through the realms of creativity, failure, and the strange, often perilous path of originality. He challenges you to embrace the quirky side of life, to revel in the unexpected, and to consider whether that ’surefire’ plan you’ve been clinging to is merely a recipe for mediocrity. Whether you’re an aspiring artist, a frustrated corporate drone, or simply someone who enjoys pondering the mysteries of life while drinking tea, this book offers a fresh perspective that may just ruffle a few feathers. Condition: This particular specimen bears the marks of a well-loved journey through time. Its pages are slightly dog-eared, as if they’ve been flipping back and forth in delightful confusion. The cover features a few scratches, lending a certain character that only age can bestow. It’s the kind of book that feels as if it has stories of its own, whispering secrets to those willing to listen. As sold by Crappy Old Books, it’s the perfect addition to your bookshelf if you’re in the market for something that challenges the norms—or at least provides a good laugh over a cup of something warm. So, if you feel like daring the universe to throw you into a spin, grab this paradoxical gem and start thinking the opposite. After all, sometimes the best way to get ahead is to take a step back and embrace the wonderfully absurd. Don’t miss your chance to snag this quirky little book and join Arden on a merry jaunt through the upside-down world of possibility. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1578/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/whatever-you-think-think-the-opposite.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780141025711 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1575 Requiem For Anthi by Jay D Blakeney Ah, the 1990s—a decade known for its questionable fashion choices, the rise of grunge, and now, thanks to Jay D Blakeney, the literary equivalent of an unsung garage band: *Requiem For Anthi*. This book has all the hallmarks of a cult classic that never quite made it out of the living room of your hipster uncle who swears he was popular in high school. Set against a backdrop that only the author could conjure—a world where profound existential dilemmas collide with the mundanity of everyday life—this tome begs the question: What is Anthi, and why should we care? The answer lies somewhere between the pages, entwined in a narrative that is as convoluted as the author’s hair on a bad hair day. In this masterpiece (or anti-masterpiece, depending on your perspective), Blakeney crafts a tale that meanders like a lost sheep. You might find yourself pondering the deeper meanings of life, love, and the last slice of pizza as you flip through its pages. Will you discover the secret of Anthi? Or will you simply close the book, shrug, and wonder why you spent your lunch hour on a literary scavenger hunt? Only time and your ability to endure literary perplexities will tell. The prose is a delightful blend of pretentiousness and unintentional humour. Blakeney appears to have taken a good long look into the abyss of early ‘90s angst and emerged with a warped sense of humour and a penchant for the dramatic. Characters flit in and out like errant thoughts, each one more enigmatic than the last. You may even find yourself questioning whether they were created for the plot or merely stumbled in from a nearby café, desperate for a caffeine fix and a dose of metaphysical crisis. As you lumber through the pages of *Requiem For Anthi*, you might encounter some of the following literary phenomena: Deep philosophical musings that leave you wondering if life is just a series of bad decisions. Unexpected moments of absurdity that make you chuckle when you least expect it. Characters whose motivations are as clear as mud, because why not? Rich descriptions of settings that may or may not exist outside Blakeney’s imagination. The occasional footnote that seems to have lost its way and now serves as a bewildering detour. Readers have described this book with a range of responses, from “Why did I read this?” to “I think I need a drink.” Each chapter unfolds with the grace of a sloth on roller skates, leaving you both amused and mildly confused. It’s no surprise that *Requiem For Anthi* has garnered a following among those who enjoy a good literary enigma wrapped in the peculiarities of early ‘90s culture. You’ll find bits of nostalgia for the days of dial-up internet and mixtapes hidden in the margins—if you dare to look closely enough. Condition: Used, but don’t let the creases fool you; this book has been well-loved (or well-ignored) throughout the years. The spine is as flexible as your plans on a Friday night, and the pages have that delightful crinkly charm only a second-hand book can provide. It smells faintly of musty wisdom and questionable choices, which is precisely how you know you’re holding a Crappy Old Book masterpiece. So, if you’re in the mood for a literary experience that’s as unpredictable as a surprise party thrown by your least favourite relative, *Requiem For Anthi* is waiting for you. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to embark on a journey through a narrative landscape that might just be as lost as you are. Happy reading! Or, you know, happy wondering what you just read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1575/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/requiem-for-anthi.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace 9780441714018 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1571 Gestapo by Roger Maxwell In a world where books can become conduits for the absurd, "Gestapo" by Roger Maxwell, published in the questionable haze of 1972, emerges like an awkward dance at a wedding where no one knows the steps. This text, brought to you by the ever-ambitious Pan Ballantine, promises to whisk readers away into a labyrinthine narrative that is sure to leave one questioning not only the story but perhaps their very choice in literature. What is it about a title like “Gestapo” that sends shivers down the spine? While one might anticipate a gripping historical thriller, Maxwell’s offering seems to defy expectations, much like a cat that insists on a dip in the swimming pool. Instead of menacing agents in crisp uniforms and shadowy plots, readers are met with a mélange of sardonic commentary and a narrative style that feels like it’s been through a few too many pub quizzes. One can only wonder what cocktails of inspiration led to the concoction of this peculiar tale. The prose, infused with a psychedelic swirl of the ’70s aesthetic, beckons readers to consider the following possibilities: A historical account that spirals into the surreal. A satirical exploration of authority that accidentally plots a course towards absurdity. A deep dive into the human psyche, or perhaps just a peek into an unkempt garden shed. A tale that might just be an excuse for Maxwell to unload every eccentric thought he had while sipping on lukewarm tea. A narrative so convoluted it could rival a British train schedule. And yet, for all its eccentricity, “Gestapo” holds a certain charm that only the most eccentric readers can appreciate—a bit like that odd uncle who insists on sharing his conspiracy theories at family gatherings. One cannot help but admire the audacity of Maxwell as he weaves his narrative with threads that might just be pulled straight from the fabric of an alternate universe, where cats converse in Shakespearean verse and no one has ever heard of a straight line. Condition: This particular copy is used, worn, and carries the scent of musty libraries and slightly questionable second-hand bookshops. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (and not the artisanal kind), and a spine that has seen more action than a soap opera star. It’s the kind of book that has been lovingly handled, perhaps even dropped in a puddle or two, as it passed through the hands of various bemused readers—all of whom likely wondered what exactly they were getting themselves into. As you ponder if this book is a desperate plea for sanity or an outright challenge to it, you may find yourself entrenched in the quagmire of Maxwell’s peculiar musings. It is perfect for those who enjoy a literary journey where the directions were possibly scribbled down in the dark, or for anyone who simply wishes to add a touch of the bizarre to their bookshelf. So, if you’re feeling brave—or perhaps just a bit foolish—consider adding this slightly off-kilter tome to your collection. After all, what would a library be without a sprinkling of chaos? Remember, only at Crappy Old Books can you find literary treasures that may just redefine your understanding of ‘good read’ into something gloriously unexpected. Don’t miss out on your chance to own a piece of literary whimsy that could very well prompt existential debates at your next dinner party. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1571/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gestapo-2016-11.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Ballantine no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1569 Joe Hill by John McDermott Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes on the literary oddity that is "Joe Hill" by John McDermott, a tale as tangled as a cat in a ball of yarn. Published by Tempo Books in that golden year of 1971, this book promises to be the perfect companion for your next existential crisis or, alternatively, your next attempt to impress that insufferable hipster at the coffee shop who insists he’s read everything. Spoiler alert: he probably hasn’t. Now, you may be wondering who Joe Hill is and why he deserves a book, let alone an entire tome dedicated to his exploits or musings. McDermott, in all his 1970s glory, crafts a narrative that may or may not involve Joe’s adventures, but rest assured it will be a ride with more twists than a pretzel factory tour gone wrong. With prose that dances between clarity and utter bewilderment, you might find yourself questioning not just Joe’s identity but your very existence. The pages may be yellowed and dog-eared, much like the wisdom of the ages, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a note or two scribbled in the margins. Perhaps a previous reader pondered why they spent good money on this book or wrote an impassioned treatise on the merits of toast vs. bagels—perfectly reasonable topics for a reader who’s grappling with the complexities of life, or at least a 1970s hangover. Condition: This copy comes pre-loved and somewhat battered, as if it has survived the great literary wars of your grandmother’s attic. Expect a few creases, some interesting stains that could tell stories of their own, and an unmistakable aroma of mildew that says, “I’ve been around the block, and I’ve got some tales to tell.” Consider it character—like a vintage leather jacket with a history, or an eccentric uncle who refuses to stop recounting his glory days. As for the themes within, one can only speculate. Perhaps McDermott tackles the timeless issue of identity, or possibly he veers into the absurd, juxtaposing the mundane with the fantastical. The cover art, a curious blend of psychedelic hues and abstract shapes, may even hint at hidden meanings, or it could simply be the result of an artist’s late-night binge on too much herbal tea and a questionable playlist. The only way to know is to take the plunge, but be warned—those who read this book often return with more questions than answers, which sounds a lot like life itself, doesn’t it? In the grand scheme of things, you might ask, “Should I really invest my time in this peculiar artifact of the past?” Well, that entirely depends on how much you enjoy wading through literary muck for the occasional pearl of wisdom. This book is like a box of assorted chocolates: you may find a delightful surprise or discover the questionable taste of coconut that you can never quite wash out. It’s a gamble, a roll of the dice, or perhaps just a Tuesday afternoon filled with uncertainty. So if you’re ready to add a dash of quirkiness to your bookshelf—and perhaps a hint of irony to your life—look no further. "Joe Hill" awaits, perched precariously between the lines of reason and nonsense, available for a steal at your favorite second-hand emporium, Crappy Old Books. After all, what’s life without a little whimsy? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1569/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/joe-hill-2016-11.jpg 4.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tempo Books 9780448053691 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1568 The Black Baroness by Dennis Wheatley This book is sort of falling to bit. Most of the pages are on their spine but two blocks of pages have seperated from the back after about page 250 or so and they both need gluing back to the spine. The cover slip also needs gluing but once all glued it will be awesome and will impress all your pals. Obviously there is an issue with the cover, but if you use photoshop you might be able to reduce the length of her left arm so it doesn't look like its been extended so you can see the man being shot. It also has some crinkles in it from old age. In this exciting Scarlet Impostor story Dennis Wheatley takes as his background the seventy terrific days from Hitler's invasion of Norway in April to the surrender of the French in June. Gregory Sallust once more plays his part in adventure after adventure in Scandinavia the Low Countries and right through France; his adversary on this occasion being the Black Baroness the French associate of his old enemy Herr Gruppenfuhrer Grauber. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1568/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-black-baroness-2016-11.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AGiant Arrow no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1567 The Time Of The Angels by Iris Murdoch In a world where angels flit about with the grace of a drunken ballet dancer, Iris Murdoch’s "The Time of the Angels" presents a curious tapestry of human folly, divine mystery, and the occasional existential crisis. Penned in 1968, a time when bell-bottoms were as wide as people’s minds, Murdoch invites us into a labyrinthine exploration of faith, love, and the profound awkwardness of interpersonal relationships. Who knew celestial beings could be so uncomfortably relatable? Imagine a group of academically inclined souls, lost in the mazes of their own convolutions while trying to unravel the threads of their existence. Each character is like a puzzle piece that doesn’t quite fit, reminiscent of those evenings spent trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instruction manual. Yet, somehow, the chaos creates a picture all its own—possibly one of a cat fighting a toaster. The angels, those ethereal beings of light, seem to play both spectator and participant in this human spectacle, leading our protagonists through labyrinths of thought and emotion, all while managing to look utterly bemused. What is the significance of time in this angelic escapade? You might find yourself pondering this as you wrestle with the book that may just be a collective reflection of everyone who’s ever stared at their watch in a meeting, wishing for a divine intervention. Murdoch’s prose dances elegantly off the page, like a tea kettle on the verge of boiling over, capturing fleeting moments of clarity amidst the chaos. It’s a brilliant concoction, akin to that one friend who brings the most questionable snacks to a party—unexpected yet unforgettable. As the characters navigate their own spiritual dilemmas, we, the readers, become unwitting participants in a philosophical game of hopscotch—a leap here, a stumble there, followed by some head-scratching revelations. The narrative does not shy away from the absurdities of life, as awkward encounters and philosophical musings collide in a way that might make one question the very fabric of reality. Is the cat on the cover merely a metaphor for the unfolding chaos, or is it just a really cute cat? In a delightful twist, Murdoch seems to suggest that perhaps the angels are not there to save the day but to revel in the delightful mess that is human existence. After all, who wouldn’t want to watch a bunch of overthinkers floundering about with their hopes and dreams, all while the angels sip tea and chuckle softly at the cosmic joke? The book evokes a curious blend of hilarity and profundity, with each page turning like a card in a magic trick—sometimes revealing wonders, sometimes just a mismatched sock. Condition: This copy of "The Time of the Angels" has seen better days, much like a beloved pet who has wrestled with a particularly aggressive garden gnome. The spine, while slightly creased, holds its secrets tightly, and the pages are whispering stories of previous readers who may have pondered similar existential questions during their commutes. Expect the occasional dog-ear, a residual tea stain or two, and the faint scent of a bygone era—think of it as a time capsule of literary exploration, lovingly marred by time and enthusiastic readers. In the end, if you find yourself intrigued by life’s grand absurdities and the mysteries of the universe, "The Time of the Angels" may just be your ticket to a quirky celestial ride. Or at least a humorous jaunt through the bewildering maze of human emotion. Grab this quirky treasure at Crappy Old Books, where the past comes alive—often with a side of dust and nostalgia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1567/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-time-of-the-angels-2016-11.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1566 The Money That Money Cant Buy by James Munro From the eccentric mind of James Munro, a name that may or may not ring a bell but definitely sounds like someone you wouldn’t want to invite to your dinner party—unless, of course, your theme is “Unsolicited Life Advice” or “How to Alienate Friends in Three Easy Steps”—comes a deeply philosophical tome that challenges the very essence of currency. "The Money That Money Can’t Buy" is a 1969 Corgi publication that wades into the murky waters of capitalism, existential dread, and whether it’s possible to purchase happiness with the kind of cash that’s all too slippery when you really need it. In this literary treasure trove, Munro may or may not take us on an exploration of wealth, value, and the curious phenomena of wealth disparity that still applies today, though he probably didn’t see the digital currency explosion coming. One can only imagine him sitting at a smoky pub, quill pen in hand, furiously scribbling notes about how people continue to chase after what they cannot possess—like a cat trying to catch a laser pointer while the real joys of life, such as tea and biscuits, amble by unnoticed. You may find yourself wondering what exactly he meant by “money that money can’t buy.” Is it love? Is it friendship? Or perhaps it’s that elusive feeling of self-worth that no amount of coinage can procure? His musings might be the perfect background noise for your next existential crisis—or simply an amusing diversion while you wait for the kettle to boil. The book is filled with Munro’s unique observations, which are both utterly relatable and delightfully pretentious—like that one friend who quotes Nietzsche but still can’t figure out how to use a washing machine. Between musings on human nature and the absurdities of modern living, Munro’s prose may occasionally veer into the territory of the absurd, beckoning readers to question if he is, in fact, mocking them for their monetary pursuits. Spoiler: he probably is. Maybe it’s not about the money after all? Could philosophical brooding be monetised? How to engage with wealth without selling your soul (or your beloved vinyl collection)? Tricks to enjoy the finer things in life without actually owning them. What do the rich know that the rest of us don’t? Condition: This book has journeyed through time, acquiring a delightful patina of character that only a second-hand tome boasts. The corners are slightly dog-eared, which adds to its charm, and the spine is creased as if it has been read by someone who took its philosophical challenges to heart (or at least to the pub). It may bear the odd stain that suggests it has been part of many a lively debate over a pint, or perhaps it was just an unfortunate victim of an enthusiastic curry night. Either way, it’s a testament to its storied past and its undeniable role in the ongoing quest for understanding the mysteries of life. So, if you fancy diving headfirst into a world where money isn’t everything—yet somehow it seems to be the only thing anyone ever talks about—grab your copy of "The Money That Money Can’t Buy." And remember, this charmingly worn-out brainchild of Munro comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every dog-eared page has a story to tell, even if that story is about how not to spend your pocket money. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1566/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-money-that-money-cant-buy-2016-11.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1565 Selections From Medieval Philosophers by Richard McKeon Ah, the noble art of medieval philosophy—a realm where logic meets superstition, and where your average scholar probably had more time to ponder the nature of existence than to update his wardrobe. "Selections From Medieval Philosophers" by Richard McKeon is a literary time capsule that invites you to engage with the thoughts of those who were wrestling with the big questions while sporting the latest in woolen cloaks and questionable hygiene practices. Originally birthed in the mind of its 1957 author, this tome offers a delightful concoction of intellectual musings that may or may not have been influenced by copious amounts of mead. Published by Charles Scribner’s Sons, a name synonymous with the kind of literature that makes you sound incredibly clever at dinner parties, this book promises to elevate your understanding of philosophy—or at least provide a decent distraction when your phone runs out of battery. With no pesky ISBN to tie it down to any specific time or place, this edition floats through the mists of antiquity like a ghost in a library, ready to haunt your bookshelf with its dusty charm. Prepare yourself for a journey through the minds of medieval thinkers who were, let’s face it, probably just trying to make sense of the universe while avoiding the Black Death. McKeon’s selections could serve as an intellectual buffet, featuring everything from the metaphysical musings of Thomas Aquinas to the more colorful antics of William of Ockham, whose razor is, of course, entirely metaphorical—much like your resolve to eat healthy after a week of bingeing on biscuits. But wait, there’s more! This collection features a variety of philosophical flavors, each one more tantalizing than the last. You might find yourself wrestling with concepts like the existence of God, the nature of the soul, and whether or not that pigeon outside your window is, in fact, a messenger from the divine. In a world that seems to have lost all grip on reason, these medieval thinkers may just provide a refreshing perspective—or they’ll at least give you something to ponder while you’re stuck on the Tube. Armed with this collection, you can impress your friends with idle banter about metaphysics and ethics, all while secretly hoping no one asks you to explain it. You could even throw in a few quotes to sound particularly erudite, like a philosopher at a tavern raising a tankard to the meaning of life! Who knew pondering existence could come with a side of ale and a hearty laugh? But let’s not gloss over the condition of this particular volume. Condition: Used, which is simply a polite way of saying it has seen some life. The cover may bear the battle scars of intellectual skirmishes, and the pages might have the faint scent of antiquity, or perhaps just the faint trace of a long-lost cup of tea. Each dog-eared page tells a tale of its own, a testament to its journey through time and space—much like the thinkers it celebrates. The spine remains intact, though it may occasionally creak, much like the joints of an elderly philosopher pondering whether to rise from his armchair. In a world increasingly obsessed with the latest trends and fleeting moments of viral glory, McKeon’s work serves as a reminder that sometimes, the most profound thoughts come from a time when scholars were more concerned about the nature of existence than about the number of likes on their latest Instagram post. So, grab a cup of something hot, settle into your reading corner, and let the musings of the past collide with the pressing concerns of the present—all from the comfort of your own, perhaps slightly musty, nook. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that will provide endless opportunities for pretentious conversation and the occasional baffled glance, look no further than "Selections From Medieval Philosophers." Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the stories is your grandmother’s recipe for fruitcake. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1565/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/selections-from-medieval-philosophers-2016-11.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charles Scribners Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1563 The Waterfall by Margaret Drabble The Waterfall is a 1969 novel by British novelist Margaret Drabble. The novel is one of Drabble’s more experimental narratives, starting as a third person narrative but quickly dominated by a first person protagonist Jane Gray, to guide the reader through her love affair and life https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1563/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-waterfall-2016-11.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1561 Tortilla Flat by John Steinbeck No description https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1561/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tortilla-flat-2016-11.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1558 The Quiet Gentleman by Georgette Heyer In the enchanting world of Georgette Heyer, where Regency gentlemen are perpetually poised for dashing escapades and social faux pas, we stumble upon "The Quiet Gentleman." This delightful tome, published in the illustrious year of 1951, offers a whimsical glimpse into the lives of those who apparently find it advantageous to be rather soft-spoken. One cannot help but wonder if this gentleman’s secrets are simply too scandalous to shout about. Perhaps he’s quietly scheming to overthrow the very foundations of high society—or maybe he just prefers a good cup of tea over all the hubbub. Ah, but fear not, dear reader! For within these pages lies a cleverly constructed labyrinth of misunderstandings and genteel snobbery, where the true heroes are those who can navigate the treacherous waters of social gatherings without a single raised eyebrow. Our protagonist, whose name is likely a mere whisper on the lips of the ton, embodies that rare breed of man who has mastered the fine art of subduing chaos with a placid nod and a well-timed grin. Just imagine, the mere act of remaining quiet could be the most rebellious statement of all! As you flip through the pages, you’ll be treated to a cornucopia of characters who are anything but quiet. From scheming aunts who wield gossip like a rapier to social climbers hoping to snag a wealthy husband with the deftness of a fox in a henhouse, each character adds a vibrant stitch to the tapestry of this Regency farce. And, of course, we cannot overlook the swoon-worthy love interests whose dialogues crackle with the fervor of unspoken attraction, all while maintaining an impeccable decorum. Who knew that longing glances could be so polite? The setting, draped in the opulence of a time when cravats were all the rage and sitting rooms were battlegrounds for witty repartees, serves as a backdrop for a story that teeters between the absurd and the delightful. The gaslit streets of London call forth images of ladies in crinoline skirts and gentlemen in tailcoats, all of whom seem blissfully unaware of the impending social catastrophe that awaits them—though perhaps the quiet gentleman is the only one in on the joke. One of the more amusing aspects of this literary escapade is the way Heyer manages to weave in the quirks of the time—an eyebrow-raising mix of etiquette rules and unspoken social contracts that, if broken, could lead to devastatingly awkward silence. Truly, navigating these waters is almost as perilous as a Regency-era duel, but fear not! Our quiet gentleman appears to have a secret stash of clever retorts up his sleeve, ready to diffuse any tensions with the grace of a swan on a pond. For those who relish the notion that romance can bloom in the most understated of circumstances, this book provides a splendid canvas on which Heyer paints her comedic strokes. The plot twists and turns like a finely crafted waltz, leaving readers breathless and bemused, anxiously flipping pages to see who will trip over their own social graces next. Will the quiet gentleman reveal his true intentions? Will the raucous aunt finally be silenced? Only time—and the final pages—will tell. Condition: This offering from Crappy Old Books is not for the faint of heart. The cover exhibits a few dings, and the spine creaks like an old ship’s hull, but isn’t that part of its charm? Inside, you’ll find the pages yellowed with age, as if they’ve absorbed the whispers of countless past readers. A few stray pencil marks may grace the margins, perhaps remnants of a passionate debate over the merits of a good tea versus a less-than-stellar Earl Grey. The scent of nostalgia wafts from each turn of the page, a delightful reminder that this book has lived, breathed, and endured. So, if you’re ready to join the ranks of those who understand that sometimes, the most delicious chaos is born from silence, look no further than "The Quiet Gentleman." It’s a story that promises to be anything but dull, especially when viewed through the lens of the ironic and the whimsical that only Crappy Old Books can provide. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1558/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-quiet-gentlman-2016-11.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1556 The Day Of Small Things by O Douglas In an era when the grandiose and extravagant held sway over the literary world, O Douglas boldly champions the mundane in “The Day Of Small Things.” Published in 1933 by the esteemed Nelson, this quaint offering invites readers to find solace in the minutiae of life, perhaps as a gentle reminder that even the smallest of happenings can hold significance—though you may need a magnifying glass to see it. Imagine your great-aunt’s dusty sitting room, replete with floral wallpaper that might just be older than the Queen. Nestled in the corner on a rickety shelf is this curious tome, waiting to regale you with tales of ordinary folk and their unremarkable escapades. It’s a book that doesn’t shout but rather speaks in whispers, like a shy child who suddenly reveals profound wisdom after a good cup of tea. Readers may find themselves pondering the life-changing impact of a well-placed tea kettle or the existential dread evoked by an untidy sock drawer. O Douglas, a writer more beloved than understood, crafts a narrative that seems to insist, “Let’s not bother with car chases or explosions; let’s talk about the chap who mends shoes on a Tuesday.” This book captures a world where the act of watering a flower can be a philosophical inquiry, and where a simple walk to the local shop can morph into an epic journey of self-discovery—complete with a side of existential angst, of course. If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to engage in a riveting debate about the proper placement of a teacup on a saucer, this is the literary feast for you. O Douglas teases out the drama hidden beneath layers of everyday life, showcasing characters who are perhaps too relatable—if your idea of relatable includes slightly peculiar hobbies and a penchant for discussing the weather at length. But what of the narrative arc, you ask? Well, dear reader, buckle up for the ride of your life—if by “ride,” you mean a leisurely stroll through a quaint village with a stop for scones at the local tearoom. Expect plot twists as sharp as butter on a warm biscuit and character developments as subtle as the scent of an old library book. The excitement will leave you breathless, or at the very least, mildly amused. Condition: This particular copy is as used as a well-loved pair of slippers, with pages that may evoke a sense of nostalgia but might also hold the faint aroma of someone’s forgotten snack. The cover shows signs of wear, possibly the result of fervent discussions about the subtle art of crumb removal. However, fear not! Each dog-eared page is a testament to the love and devotion of previous readers, ready to pass this quirky gem along to the next unsuspecting soul seeking literary adventure in the realm of the unremarkable. Delve into the enchanting world of postal disputes and garden gnomes. Discover the deep philosophical undercurrents of a well-timed cup of tea. Marvel at the riveting tension surrounding a misplaced knitting needle. Engage in existential musings prompted by a particularly stubborn weed. Learn the delicate art of small talk, one awkward encounter at a time. So, if you’re in the mood for reading that invites you to contemplate the “small things” in life—while also potentially inducing a mild case of the giggles—“The Day Of Small Things” is a must-have for your collection. Remember, life’s little details may not make headlines, but in the world of O Douglas, they certainly deserve a chapter or two. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the extraordinary lives amongst the utterly ordinary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1556/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-day-of-small-things-2016-11.jpg 5.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nelson no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1551 The Yellow Snake by Edgar Wallace In a world teetering precariously between the mundane and the utterly bizarre, Edgar Wallace’s "The Yellow Snake" emerges from the shadows of 1968 like a peculiar specter at a tea party. This isn’t merely a title; it’s a call to arms against the insipid ploddings of everyday life, as if Wallace himself decided that the world needed more snakes and a splash of yellow for good measure. With a publisher like Hodder Paperbacks, readers are surely in for a literary jaunt that may just slither under their skin, leaving them both bewildered and oddly charmed. What, you may ask, could a yellow snake possibly symbolize? Perhaps it’s the authors’ sly commentary on the hidden treachery of human nature, or maybe it’s just a snake that happened to be having a particularly flamboyant day. One can only speculate! Wallace, known for his knack of amalgamating intrigue with a splash of the absurd, beckons readers into a serpentine labyrinth of plots too twisty to navigate with any sense of direction. You might find yourself hanging onto every word, or you might just dangle your feet over the edge of sanity while muttering about the meaning of it all. The book stands as a testament to a time when literature was as vibrant and eccentric as the fashion choices of its readers—think bell bottoms and questionable hairstyles. Wallace, with his ink-stained fingers, crafted a narrative that demands attention, whether deserved or not, much like that one uncle who insists on telling his slightly inappropriate jokes at family gatherings. The Yellow Snake may just rival those stories you’ve heard a thousand times, only this time with a twist that could very well involve venom or a hasty escape. But wait! There’s more! Inside the pages of this second-hand marvel, you might stumble upon an array of delightful oddities that could only be conjured by the mind of Wallace. Expect to encounter: Characters that defy categorization—because why should they fit neatly into boxes? A plot that seems to have been written during a particularly enthusiastic game of ’Exquisite Corpse.’ Descriptions that are as vivid and chaotic as a street market in full swing. Dialogues that are sharper than a double-edged sword, often leaving you questioning your own life choices. Moments of sheer absurdity that will make you wonder if you’re reading a book or experiencing a fever dream. Condition: Used, but isn’t that the charm? This book has seen better days, much like the protagonist who’s likely floundering through the narrative. Pages dog-eared, covers slightly disheveled, and perhaps a light dusting of existential dread between the leaves, it carries the weight of stories untold and the essence of many a late-night read. The scent of aged paper wafts through the air, mingling with a hint of nostalgia and the faintest echo of laughter from readers who dared to tread these literary waters before you. As you hold "The Yellow Snake" in your hands, you might ponder the sheer absurdity of its very existence. Was it always meant to be a classic? Or is it merely a relic of a time when publishers thought readers would buy anything with a catchy title? One thing is certain: this is not your average book; it’s a delightful quagmire of whimsy and peculiarity that beckons you to join the ranks of those who’ve taken the plunge into Wallace’s world. So, if you’re looking for something to spice up your bookshelf or simply to engage in a little literary mischief, look no further than this second-hand wonder. It appears that Crappy Old Books has unearthed yet another quirky treasure waiting to ensnare your imagination and, perhaps, your sanity. Will you dare to wrangle with "The Yellow Snake"? Only time—and your sense of adventure—will tell. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1551/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-yellow-snake-2016.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1550 Overload by Desmond Cory In the dizzying world of 1960s espionage, where the shadows are darker than a poorly lit pub bathroom and the stakes are as high as a high tea tower, Desmond Cory’s “Overload” emerges like a half-eaten cucumber sandwich: intriguing yet slightly suspect. Published by Four Square Spy, this literary thriller is not just a book; it’s a relic of a time when spies were dashing, gadgets were gloriously impractical, and the plot twists were likely inspired by a particularly vivid night at the local bingo hall. Set amidst the clashing aesthetics of mod fashion and Cold War tensions, you might find yourself pondering whether the real villain is the nefarious plot unfolding or the sheer weight of that woolen sweater you wore in the sixties. “Overload” promises to take you on a whirlwind tour through the mind of an author who surely spent far too much time in smoky rooms discussing the merits of James Bond versus Harry Palmer. As you flip through these yellowing pages, you may even find yourself questioning if the real overload is your brain after trying to decode the cryptic passages that could easily double as Morse code. The protagonist, who we assume is an agent of some sort, likely navigates a world where double-crossing is a way of life and secret handshakes are as crucial as knowing how to properly brew a cup of Earl Grey. Expect thrilling escapades, but perhaps not without the occasional detour into the rather mundane; after all, even a spy has to stop for petrol at some point. And heaven forbid they accidentally use an expired coupon at the garage, because nothing says ‘international intrigue’ like an awkward transaction involving a 50-pence discount. As you delve deeper into this compelling narrative, you may find yourself delightfully perplexed by the myriad of twists and turns. One moment you’re racing through a chase scene that’s more like a waddle in slow motion, and the next, you’re pondering existential questions about the meaning of ‘overload’ while sipping your third cup of tea. There may even be a chapter dedicated entirely to the protagonist’s struggle with a particularly stubborn piece of furniture, but let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves! Perhaps you’re wondering what you’ll encounter on your literary journey. Here’s a tantalising list tailored to whet your appetite: Spies who are about as covert as a marching band in a library. Dialogue that may cause you to question your grasp of 1960s British slang. Unrealistic spy gadgets that make modern tech look like child’s play. Plot developments that might leave you scratching your head in confusion. Moments of sheer brilliance overshadowed by paragraphs of intense exposition. Condition: This copy is used, which means it carries the character of years gone by—think of it as vintage rather than worn. The spine is robust enough to withstand a few more readings, and the pages bear the charming patina of time, featuring the occasional coffee stain that adds an air of mystery. Perhaps it was once loved by a retired agent who couldn’t part with their espionage escapades! So, if you have ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world where the word ‘overload’ takes on a whole new meaning—perhaps as a metaphor for the sheer absurdity of spy life—then Desmond Cory’s “Overload” is just the literary adventure you didn’t know you needed. Swing by Crappy Old Books, where the shelves are stacked with tales of yesteryear, and embrace the delightful chaos of second-hand literature that promises to entertain if not necessarily enlighten. Includes a nice postcard of a horse. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1550/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/overload-2016.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Four Square Spy no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1549 Undertow by Desmond Cory Welcome to the murky depths of “Undertow,” a novel by Desmond Cory that promises to take you on a journey so convoluted and unexpected, you might just find yourself swimming with the fish rather than simply reading about them. Published in 1965 by Signet, this literary artifact is perfect for anyone who enjoys a good mystery wrapped in an enigma—preferably one that’s been left out in the rain for a few days. In the spirit of the swinging sixties, when every other book seemed to be draped in a fine layer of existential dread, “Undertow” casts a shadowy figure as it pulls readers into a world of intrigue. The cover art is a delightful explosion of retro hues, offering a glimpse of what you might find if you turned on the television during a particularly foggy evening. You may not find much clarity here, but who needs that when you have the thrill of the unknown? After all, ambiguity is the spice of life—or maybe just a way to explain away poor writing. Be prepared for a cast of characters that defies all logic. Desmond Cory seems to have taken a page from a game of “Who’s Who” gone awry. Expect to meet a series of protagonists whose names you’ll likely forget by the time you reach the end of the chapter, each more eccentric than the last. It’s as if Cory decided that character development was merely a suggestion, and instead opted for a buffet of personalities that only invite confusion and hilarity. As you navigate the murky waters of this narrative, you’ll encounter plot twists that could rival even the most convoluted soap operas. But worry not, dear reader! Because if you’re looking for a straightforward storyline, you’ve clearly picked up the wrong novel. Instead, prepare to be whisked away (metaphorically, of course) to a place where logic and narrative coherence have gone on holiday together, leaving you to flounder in the undertow of the author’s imagination. What’s more, the writing style is a delightful mishmash of highbrow prose and what one might call “creative grammar.” You may find yourself scratching your head over sentences that meander like a lost tourist in a foreign city. Desmond Cory’s pen seems to have taken a few liberties, resulting in passages that are as elusive as a fish slipping through your fingers. Grab your magnifying glass and a dictionary because deciphering the meaning may require some serious detective work. Discover the joys of befuddlement as you try to follow the plot. Rejoice in the sheer eccentricity of characters who could easily double as circus performers. Enjoy the retro vibes that only a 1960s paperback can exude. Ponder life’s great mysteries while trying to understand the author’s linguistic choices. Experience the thrill of wondering if you’ve accidentally skipped a few pages. Condition: This copy has seen better days, with well-worn pages and the delightful scent of age that only a used book can provide. Expect creases, dog-ears, and the occasional coffee stain, which only adds to its character. Each flaw tells a story—perhaps one of someone who was so engrossed that they spilled their drink in the heat of the moment or simply a careless reader overwhelmed by confusion. So if you’re ready to embrace the quirkiness of “Undertow” and want to add a splash of unpredictability to your bookshelf, head on over to Crappy Old Books. Where the books may be second-hand, but the adventures are first-rate—just don’t forget your snorkel. Happy reading, and remember: if you thought you understood it, you probably didn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1549/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/undertow-2016.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1548 Caravan To Vaccares by Alistair MacLean In the grand tradition of thrilling escapades that somehow also end up being a bit damp, Alistair MacLean’s "Caravan To Vaccares" invites you on an oddly specific journey that may or may not involve an actual caravan or any discernible connection to the Spanish destination it purports to explore. Published in 1972 by Fontana Books—a name that might evoke images of dusty, well-intentioned paperback collections in deceased relatives’ attics—this literary offering serves as a curious time capsule of a bygone era, where the stakes were always high, and plot holes were often filled with sheer audacity. Picture it now: an ensemble of characters who may be more enigmatic than engaging, embarking on a quest that promises both intrigue and a fair amount of existential pondering. Yet, as you turn the pages, you may find yourself questioning not only their decisions but also the very nature of your own involvement in this peculiar literary expedition. Are we readers meant to cheer for them, or is this just an elaborate charade, a ruse to keep us turning pages while silently judging their life choices? Delve into the labyrinthine plot where danger lurks not only in the shadows of the plot but also in the precarious prose that occasionally feels like it’s teetering on the brink of incoherence. Our protagonists may find themselves tangled in locales that are as exotic as they are confusing. Will there be thrilling chases? Perhaps! Will they encounter formidable foes? Quite possibly! Will you likely forget half their names by Chapter Four? Absolutely! The book’s 1972 vintage adds an unmistakable layer of charm, with sentences that might feel like they’ve been marinated in a healthy dose of 1970s bravado. The writing style oscillates between breathless action and contemplative pauses that are as surprising as a rogue goat in a sophisticated tea party. You may be left wondering if the author was holding his pen like a flare gun, firing off random plot points into the night sky, waiting for them to illuminate something profound—or at least vaguely amusing. Within these pages, expect a tangled web of motivations, where characters are often more predictable than a British summer. You might even stumble across a few delightful clichés that serve as a nostalgic nod to the genre conventions of the time. MacLean’s knack for tension is almost palpable, like a rubber band stretched just a tad too far—will it snap into brilliance or merely twang disappointingly in your face? Condition: Used—this book has been previously loved, or at least handled with the kind of affection one reserves for a slightly eccentric Aunt’s quirky collection. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint scent of stale tea, and the occasional accidental pencil mark that might have resulted from the previous owner’s deep philosophical musings—or perhaps just a shopping list. Despite its wear and tear, it retains a stubborn charm, embodying the spirit of second-hand treasures waiting to be uncovered. As you prepare to embark on this surreal journey through Alistair MacLean’s imagination, consider the following benefits of adding "Caravan To Vaccares" to your collection: A splendid conversation starter for your next book club meeting or existential crisis. A fascinating glimpse into the stylistic quirks of the ’70s literary world. A chance to witness how far the art of suspense has come since then. Perfect for those moments when you want to bemuse your friends with something utterly unexpected. A delightful way to procrastinate on actually reading the dozens of other books on your to-read list. So, if you fancy a literary romp that feels more like a slightly off-kilter road trip than a mission of critical acclaim, then "Caravan To Vaccares" may just be the reliable companion you never knew you needed. Available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where the treasures are as eclectic as the stories they tell, and the experience is guaranteed to be memorable—if only for the sheer whimsy of it all. Happy reading, or at least happy contemplating your life choices! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1548/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/caravan-to-vaccares.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1547 The Three Just Men by Edgar Wallace In a world where justice sways in the balance between the ludicrous and the lamentable, we find ourselves nestled snugly in the pages of Edgar Wallace’s 1950 masterpiece, "The Three Just Men." It’s a literary concoction that promises to tickle your brain and perhaps make you question whether you’ve accidentally stumbled upon a long-lost episode of a soap opera featuring vigilante justice with a side of absurdity. Just when you thought the concept of three just men was entirely fictional, Wallace presents a trio who might just redefine what it means to be ’just’—or at least ’just a bit mad.’ Picture this: three chaps, donned in tweed and armed with a sense of misplaced righteousness, gallivanting through a post-war landscape that’s as gritty as your grandmother’s old carpet. These men, whose names may or may not be Bob, Frank, and Gary, are on a mission to right wrongs with a flair that would make even the most seasoned superhero blush. Their exploits bring to mind a cross between a dodgy detective agency and a lively debate at the local pub over who really was the best Beatle. In a narrative that oscillates between cheeky banter and earnest attempts at moral rectitude, Wallace invites us to ponder the age-old question: Can chaos and order coexist in a world filled with bureaucracy? Spoiler alert: not really. The prose is peppered with Wallace’s trademark wit, and while the narrative might veer into the surreal, it offers a perplexing commentary on the nature of justice that even the keenest philosophers would raise an eyebrow at. The story unfolds like a poorly made soufflé— promising, yet likely to collapse under the weight of its own ambition. One can’t help but wonder if Wallace was himself part of the trio, scribbling down these escapades during his tea breaks while contemplating the rather outrageous state of post-war Britain. As you flip through the pages, prepare to encounter a delightful array of eccentric villains—think the kind of characters you’d expect to find lurking behind the counters of your local corner shop, plotting their next move while simultaneously deciding which biscuit to indulge in. The villains are as charmingly flawed as the heroes, and when they clash? Let’s just say it’s as spectacular as watching a cat chase a laser pointer—hilariously chaotic and just a bit futile. One can’t ignore the delightful anachronisms scattered throughout the text, from the occasional use of language that would make even your granddad cringe, to plot devices that might have been revolutionary in the age of early television but now seem more suited for a Saturday morning cartoon. It’s a nostalgic romp through a time when men wore hats, and justice was served with a generous dose of irony. You might be left wondering how on earth these three just men have managed to stay under the radar of modern literary critique—perhaps their escapades are simply too joyous for contemporary sensibilities. Condition: This copy of "The Three Just Men" is used, which means it has been lovingly thumbed through by countless previous owners, each adding their own unique flair—be it marginalia that could easily be mistaken for abstract art or the faint scent of what we assume was a very peculiar brand of tobacco. Expect dog-eared pages, a spine that has seen better days, and the kind of wear that only a book brimming with character can accumulate. In short, it’s a well-loved relic that might just serve as a conversation starter—should you dare to invite it into your home. So, if you’re in the market for a whimsical jaunt through the moral maze of post-war justice, or simply fancy a chuckle at the expense of three enthusiastic chaps with slightly skewed definitions of righteousness, look no further. Tuck this under your arm, head to your most comfortable reading nook, and prepare for an experience that is as delightfully unpredictable as the British weather. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand tome has a story far richer than its price tag would suggest. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1547/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-three-just-men-2016.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1546 Again The Ringer by Edgar Wallace Welcome to the world of *Again The Ringer*, a title that promises to leave you questioning not only the plot but also your life choices. Authored by the illustrious Edgar Wallace, a man whose works once filled newspapers while making readers ponder existential mysteries, this 1962 creation from Great Pan beckons with an air of intrigue that only a book from a bygone era can muster. Ever wondered what the world was like before smartphones made us all forget how to read? Fear no more, for this tome not only serves as a literary excursion but as an archaeological find that might just contain the secrets of what we once thought was ’modern’ storytelling. Prepare yourself for a delightful jaunt through the mind of Wallace, whose name alone might invoke a sense of nostalgia or perhaps bewilderment. Known for his riveting crime and detective narratives, you can only hope this isn’t just another convoluted caper with a title like *Again The Ringer*. Is this a sequel? A remake of a previous work? Or merely a case of Wallace losing the plot entirely? The truth is in the pages, or perhaps it’s hidden behind a stubbornly stuck cover that’s lost its will to open, much like the book’s previous owner. As you crack open this volume with anticipatory glee, you may find yourself contemplating the finer points of a well-structured sentence, or you might lose track entirely amid the era’s peculiar vernacular. Wallace was notorious for his twists and turns, so don’t be surprised if you suddenly find a character who inexplicably is revealed to be a long-lost cousin of another character you’ve never met. One can only admire the audacity of an author who crafted narratives that often left readers feeling as if they had just been on a rollercoaster of confusion. Let’s not ignore the essence of what makes a book like *Again The Ringer* a true treasure in the realm of second-hand literature. It is not just the potential storyline that draws you in; it’s the musty smell of pages bent by time, the yellowing edges that speak of neglected reading corners, and the remnants of a bygone book club’s snack crumbs lodged between chapters. This book has evidently been on its own journey, possibly involving a coffee shop napkin note or a distracted reader’s musings splattered on its pages. Your experience with *Again The Ringer* will likely raise several questions, like: What does “the ringer” refer to? Is it a telephone? A boxing match? Or perhaps a surprise twist at the end involving misguided assumptions about a doorbell? The answers lie within, taunting you like a cat with a half-caught mouse, leaving you torn between revelation and frustration. To read it is to engage in a delightful game of literary charades. Condition: Used, which can only mean one thing: it has been touched by human hands, perhaps with the ink stains of an overzealous previous owner or the all-too-common coffee ring stain that says, “I meant to finish this, I promise.” The cover may show signs of wear, but much like your favourite old coat, it carries the charm of stories untold and insights that have yet to be unearthed. Treasure the dog-eared pages and the odd margin note that might just be the wisdom of a reader who was once as puzzled as you are now. In a world where everything is neatly packaged and presented, a book like this reminds us that literature can be messy, chaotic, and utterly delightful. If you’re ready to embrace a narrative that defies the conventions of modern pacing and instead opts for a leisurely stroll through plot twists and unexpected revelations, then this book is your ticket. So grab your reading chair, make yourself a cuppa, and settle in for a journey fraught with delightful absurdity. Don’t forget to check out Crappy Old Books for more whimsical literary oddities like this gem, or, should I say, this perplexing relic. Whether it becomes your new obsession or merely a conversation starter at the next gathering, *Again The Ringer* promises to entertain in ways you never anticipated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1546/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/again-the-ringer-2016.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Great Pan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1544 One Small Candle by Cecil Roberts In a post-war haze of optimism, where the scent of freshly baked bread mingled with the faint aroma of optimism (and perhaps a touch of burnt toast), Cecil Roberts graced the literary world with "One Small Candle." Published by Hodder and Stoughton in 1950, this tome promises not just a flicker of light but a full-blown bonfire of introspective musings—assuming you can find the right matches. If you’re seeking a book that dances on the fine line between profound insight and complete bafflement, look no further! Why “One Small Candle,” you ask? Is it a metaphor for individuality in a world full of blaring neon signs? Or perhaps a commentary on post-war society’s desperate attempt to illuminate the darker corners of its collective psyche? Or maybe it’s just about a small candle that refuses to be snuffed out, despite the best efforts of a particularly zealous wind? The answer, dear reader, rests firmly in the pages of this peculiar chronicle, waiting to be discovered by brave souls willing to shed light on its labyrinthine prose. Readers might find themselves tangled in the delightful web of Roberts’ idiosyncratic narrative style. Each paragraph reads like an outlandish riddle wrapped in a conundrum, served on a platter of mildly outdated references. You’ll marvel at the author’s ability to tie together seemingly random anecdotes with the finesse of a tightrope walker juggling flaming torches—while blindfolded. It’s a rare skill to make the mundane feel monumental, and Roberts does it with the flourish of an artist who’s just discovered the joys of temperamental paintbrushes. But what exactly can you expect from this illustrious tome? Prepare for: A cast of characters so eccentric they could have only existed in the author’s imagination (or perhaps at a particularly quirky dinner party). Descriptive passages that could rival a particularly detailed shopping list for a tea party—every crumb accounted for! Philosophical musings that might leave your head spinning faster than a Victorian spinning top. Intricate plots that unfold like origami, each layer revealing more questions than answers. A unique perspective on life that may lead you to question the very fabric of reality—or at least your choice of evening wear. While the prose may not always align with contemporary tastes—think of it as a vintage wine that has matured into something... unique—there is an undeniable charm to “One Small Candle.” It’s like discovering an old sock in the back of the cupboard: at first, you’re puzzled, but then you take a closer look and realize it tells a story all its own, perhaps one about a heroic battle with the laundry basket. Or a journey through the wild terrain of domestic life, where every candle has a backstory worth exploring. Condition: Used, and possibly well-loved. This book has seen more coffee stains than you can shake a stick at, and dog-eared pages that suggest someone found particular passages especially enlightening (or confusing). The spine may be creased, but like its contents, it stands resilient against the test of time. The pages hold hints of the past—whispers of long-forgotten thoughts, possibly from someone who pondered the same existential questions you might be grappling with today. So, venture forth into the world of “One Small Candle,” and let the flame of curiosity flicker in your imagination. Will you find the answers you seek? Possibly. Or perhaps you’ll just find yourself with an odd sense of nostalgia for an era you never quite experienced. Either way, Crappy Old Books proudly offers this delightful curiosity, perfect for the literary adventurer who appreciates the quirky and ironic nuances of yesteryear. Grab your magnifying glass and your best thinking cap—it’s time to illuminate the shadows of the past! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1544/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-small-candle-2016.jpg 0.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder and Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1543 Private Navy by David Satherley Ahoy there, matey! Set sail for a voyage like no other with David Satherley’s cheeky romp through the high seas of amateur naval enterprise, affectionately dubbed "Private Navy." Published in 1975, this literary treasure from Corgi could have only emerged from a time when disco balls were spinning, bell-bottoms were flaring, and the concept of a private navy was as plausible as a biscuit-toting pirate. What could possibly go wrong when a bunch of landlubbers decides to play captain? Spoiler alert: Just about everything. Imagine a world where swashbuckling adventurers trade their swords for spreadsheets, and naval strategies involve more cocktail parties than cannon fire. Our intrepid crew of misfits set out on an odyssey of miscalculation, armed not with the latest naval technology but with a theatre of the absurd. Expect a tangled web of bureaucratic blunders, overzealous ideals, and an occasional fish that probably wishes it had stayed far away from these self-proclaimed sea dogs. If you’ve ever gazed wistfully at the ocean and wondered, “What could possibly go wrong if I commandeer a boat without a clue?” then this book is your uncharted treasure map. In a time when the world was blissfully unaware of the perils of reality television, Satherley’s characters inadvertently forecast a future where incompetence is celebrated, and the absurdities of life on the water are akin to a day in the office for those trapped in a cubicle, dreaming of escape. Revel in their misguided attempts to navigate international waters, where every decision is hilariously misguided and every anchor is metaphorical. They may not get past the harbour, but at least they’ll have a good laugh—much like your aunt’s attempts at karaoke. Throughout this nautical escapade, Satherley’s prose offers a delightful cocktail of wit and absurdity. Characters are fleshed out with the depth of a kiddie pool, and plots twist and turn like a confused squid in a fish market. You might find yourself questioning your life choices, pondering your relationship with the sea, or simply wondering why you picked up a book called "Private Navy" in the first place. Rest assured, this book delivers a veritable buffet of irony and hilarity, peppered with enough nautical jargon to make even the most ardent sailor raise an eyebrow. The 1975 cover art, which looks like it was created during a particularly lively game of Pictionary, adds a perfect touch of kitsch to this already charmingly chaotic narrative. One might say it’s worth the price of admission just to behold the visual stylings of an era that seemingly had no idea what a yacht was, let alone how to run one. Every page turned could be considered a small step toward insanity, or perhaps just a stroll through the halls of absurdity that is the 1970s. Condition: You’ll find this gem of a tome in used condition—as sold by Crappy Old Books. Its spine may exhibit the kind of wear that suggests it has seen better days, much like a retired sea captain recounting tales of glory days over a pint. The pages might be dog-eared, and the cover may have a few creases, but don’t let that deter you! The character of this book is as rich as the sea is deep, and its imperfections only add to its charm. So, if you’re in the mood for a laugh, a shake of the head, and perhaps a reminder of why navigation is best left to the professionals, "Private Navy" could just be the escape you didn’t know you needed. With all the charm of a misplaced anchor and the laughter of a thousand seagulls, this book is sure to find a home on your shelf—right next to that dubious instructional guide on how to assemble a boat from spare parts. Grab your copy today, and prepare to be whisked away on a journey filled with the joy of naval mishaps, absurdity, and perhaps a lesson or two about not taking life too seriously. Who knows? You might even enjoy the ride! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1543/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/private-navy-2016.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552099325 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1542 Death At The Presidents Lodging by Michael Innes In the illustrious year of 1958, when people wore hats on their heads and cigarettes dangled from their lips like forgotten promises, an unassuming volume emerged from the cobwebbed archives of literary history: *Death At The Presidents Lodging* by Miguel Innes. Now, you might raise an eyebrow and wonder if the author was an unrepentant political satirist or merely a man who had consumed one too many cups of lukewarm tea while pondering the existential dread of a world teetering on the brink of the Cold War. Either way, Innes delivers a delightfully deranged romp through political intrigue, proving that even the highest offices can’t escape the clutches of dastardly deeds and overly verbose prose. Picture this: a stately presidential lodge, a grand edifice draped in the shadow of political machinations and well-pressed suits. Enter a cast of characters as diverse as a packet of mismatched socks, each more suspicious than the last. There’s the robustly mustachioed aide with a penchant for melodrama, the overly enthusiastic intern who can’t help but trip over his own ambition, and the enigmatic stranger whose motives remain as murky as a foggy London morning. Readers might find themselves wondering if they’ve stumbled into a murder mystery or an awkward family reunion, where the stakes are high, and the tea is lukewarm. Innes seems to relish the absurdity of his own creation, weaving a tapestry of irony that makes the reader question not just the characters’ intentions, but their very existence. Who is really pulling the strings? Is it the secret society that meets under the guise of a book club? Or perhaps the ghost of a former president, roaming the halls in search of lost policies, or just a good biscuit? The scenarios grow increasingly ludicrous, inviting speculation about whether Innes was really a literary genius or simply someone who loved to hear the sound of his own typewriter. As you turn the pages, you may find yourself chuckling at the outlandish plot twists and the absurdity of the dialogue, wondering if the whole thing isn’t just a cheeky commentary on the nature of power and the fragility of human ambition. It’s as if Innes took the very essence of political farce and sprinkled it with a light dusting of existential dread, creating a concoction that might make you question whether the true threat is death itself or simply the drudgery of political life. Condition: Used. This copy has been adequately loved, featuring the kind of wear and tear that can only be achieved through countless hours spent in the hands of those who appreciate the finer nuances of existential crisis and poorly brewed tea. Expect dog-eared pages, the odd coffee stain as a testament to late-night pondering, and the occasional margin note from a previous reader who may have been slightly more analytical than necessary. It possesses that charming aroma of a bygone era, where the ink may have faded but the absurdity remains tantalizingly fresh. For those brave enough to embark on this literary adventure, you’ll discover a world where secret doors lead to unexpected revelations, and the only certainty is that nothing is certain. The pages turn quickly, as if the book itself is trying to escape the absurdity it describes. You may find yourself wondering if, perhaps, the real mystery here is how such a quirky little tome managed to slip through the hands of literary critics and into the cozy arms of second-hand enthusiasts. So, if you’re in the market for a laugh, a gasp, or simply a curious conversation starter for your next book club—which may or may not be a front for something far more sinister—look no further than *Death At The Presidents Lodging*. You’ll find it nestled snugly among the shelves at Crappy Old Books, eager to whisk you away into its delightful chaos. Just be careful; you might not return the same person you were when you began. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1542/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-at-the-presidents-lodging-2016.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1540 The Trial Of Fu Manchu by Sax Rohmer Stark horror coming on top of physical pain all but deffeated Alan Sterling. As the furnace doors were reclosed and three yellow men, seating and half naked, were lost in the shadows outside the ring of light, he thought he heard a groan... https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1540/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-trial-of-fu-manchu-2016.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Consul Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1539 Pray For A Brave Heart by Helen MacInnes In a time when the British were embroiled in the kind of espionage that could only be outdone by a particularly tense game of charades, Helen MacInnes delivers a tale that presumably urges readers to “Pray For A Brave Heart.” While this may sound more like a plea for a courageous organ donor than a spy thriller, one cannot dismiss the offerings of a 1968 Fontana Books release, particularly when it’s dressed in a cover that screams ‘I’ll be your clandestine companion while you sip tea and contemplate existential dread.’ Set against the backdrop of a war-torn Europe—where the only thing more dangerous than treachery is trying to navigate your way through a post-war dinner party without offending your host—this gripping narrative likely weaves through the complexities of loyalty and betrayal with the finesse of a tightrope walker on a windy day. One can only wonder if the brave heart in question belongs to a dashing secret agent or perhaps a rather deflated balloon at a child’s birthday party. MacInnes’ prose is said to possess the kind of rhythm that would make a metronome jealous. Readers might find themselves swept away (but not too far, mind you) by her labyrinthine plots and characters with more layers than an overly ambitious lasagna. The book’s protagonists probably spend more time contemplating their moral dilemmas than actual espionage work, leading us to ponder whether they are equipped for action or merely for an extended tea break at the local café. A number of thematic elements may arise, including but not limited to: the absurdity of war, the fragility of the human heart, and the comforting embrace of a good biscuit during times of strife. One might ask, however, whether any of these themes are explored with the subtlety of a sledgehammer or the grace of a gazelle. But who needs grace when you have a plot that could rival the complexity of a Rubik’s Cube? Readers might also be delighted by the occasional dash of irony sprinkled throughout. It seems that fate has a sense of humour, often placing our heroes in situations more reminiscent of farce than high drama. One can’t help but chuckle at the thought of agents tiptoeing around dangers only to trip over their own shoelaces, all while maintaining a stiff upper lip. After all, nothing says “bravery” quite like pretending everything is fine while chaos reigns supreme around you. Condition: This particular copy has been gently used, suggesting that it has survived a few cups of tea and possibly a couple of rather spirited discussions in a book club, only to be marked down for its charming imperfections. Expect dog-eared pages, a faint whiff of nostalgia, and perhaps even a rogue teardrop from a previous reader who may have taken the characters’ struggles rather too personally. The spine may bear witness to the book’s previous adventures, yet it still stands ready to impart its wisdom on another unsuspecting soul. To summarize, “Pray For A Brave Heart” serves as a delightful reminder that courage comes in many forms, even if it’s often overshadowed by the absurdity of life. Whether you’re a connoisseur of espionage literature, a fan of MacInnes’ work, or simply someone searching for a book that feels like a warm hug on a rainy day, this tome might just be the quirky companion you didn’t know you needed. If nothing else, it’s a fine addition to any second-hand bookshelf, especially when procured from Crappy Old Books, where literary treasures await the eclectic reader and the brave-hearted bibliophile alike. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1539/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pray-for-a-brave-heart.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1526 The Arena by William Haggard Welcome to the world of "The Arena," where gladiators don’t just battle for glory, but for the sheer joy of existential dread! Authored by William Haggard in the swinging 60s, this novel promises to be an electrifying excursion into the mind of a man who probably pondered over the futility of modern life while sipping lukewarm tea in a decidedly unglamorous café. Packed full of philosophical musings and the kind of irony that could only thrive in an age of psychedelic colors and questionable fashion choices, you might find yourself questioning not just the characters in the book, but your own life choices that led you to this moment. Set against the backdrop of a world where the only thing more brutal than the competition is the dialogue, "The Arena" invites you to witness a theatrical clash of ideals and egos that feels like a cross between a Shakespearean play and a particularly intense game of charades. Would-be warriors engage in verbal duels that are as sharp as their swords—if only they had any of those handy. You’ll meet participants from all walks of life, each with their own quirky motivations and idiosyncrasies, trying to outwit one another in a labyrinth of moral dilemmas. Spoiler alert: they probably won’t succeed. Readers may find themselves grappling with a sense of déjà vu as they navigate this tale of combat and compromise. If you’ve ever felt the thrill of arguing on social media or perhaps in a particularly heated office meeting, this book will resonate with you on a surprisingly profound level. You might even start to wonder if the true arena is, in fact, the day-to-day reality of surviving the corporate jungle, where the only thing more dangerous than your rival is the coffee in the break room. In this delightful tome, sprinkled with Haggard’s signature wit, you will discover a world where the stakes are high, and the commentary is sharper than a well-honed katana. The prose wraps around you like a warm, albeit slightly moth-eaten, blanket—one that your grandparents might have knitted while watching the news and muttering about “the youth of today.” A fine selection for anyone who enjoys a good chuckle paired with occasional moments of intense self-reflection. Definitely not recommended for those seeking light reading before bed, unless you have a penchant for existential crises. But let’s not neglect the practical aspects of this literary treasure. This particular copy, published by Penguin Books, hails from the distinguished year of 1966, a time when the world was embracing change, and books like this were either cutting-edge or slightly absurd—a distinction that often escapes modern readers. The absence of an ISBN means this book has seen its fair share of adventures and likely been passed around like a hot potato at a family gathering. It’s a used book, mind you, not for the faint of heart or the meticulous bibliophile. Condition: Gently used, with the kind of wear that tells a story. The pages are yellowed like an old newspaper, and the spine has that delightful crack that suggests it has been read, re-read, and possibly used as a doorstop at some point. There are a few annotations—mostly notes about the characters’ questionable life choices written in what can only be described as a frantic scrawl. A fitting homage to the book’s content, if you ask us. Perfect for late-night philosophical debates over a pint. A conversation starter for any gathering of bookish friends. Ideal for those who appreciate a good dose of irony. Suitable for both serious readers and casual browsers. May provoke thoughts on the futility of existence—consider yourself warned. So, dear reader, if you find yourself yearning for a slice of literary history infused with wit and a dash of the absurd, look no further than "The Arena." Available now, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where we assure you that even the most questionable titles have their own peculiar charm. Happy reading, and may your existential crises be as entertaining as Haggard’s prose! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1526/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The%20Arena-2016-06v2.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1525 Venetian Blind by William Haggard In the sweeping, chimney-stacked landscapes of 1960s Britain, where the rain is as predictable as a cup of tea, William Haggard presents us with "Venetian Blind," a title that conjures images not just of window coverings, but of the opaque mysteries lurking behind everyday life. One might wonder: is this a metaphor for the human condition? Or perhaps a cheeky commentary on the art of avoidance? The irony is thick enough to spread on toast, and just as likely to leave a sticky residue on your fingers. If you’ve ever gazed out through a set of Venetian blinds at your dreary garden, pondering the existential dread of whether to water the azaleas or simply let them wither, then you might relate to the peculiar philosophical explorations found within these pages. Haggard, with his sharp wit and keen eye for the absurd, takes readers on a journey that is part saga, part soliloquy. The story unfolds like a louvered window, revealing glimpses of the human psyche while keeping the juicy bits tantalisingly out of reach. What can one expect from this literary exercise in tantalising glimpses? A haphazard assortment of unsung heroes, questionable choices, and unexpected twists that may have you questioning everything from your taste in literature to your life choices. The narrative seems to echo the rhythm of a bustling London street—chaotic yet oddly structured, much like the traffic on a foggy morning. Themes of disillusionment and absurdity weave through Haggard’s prose like an overly ambitious tapestry that’s run out of thread. Readers will be treated to a cavalcade of side characters who might otherwise be overlooked—perhaps the eccentric neighbour who collects teapots or the cat that appears to know more than the humans. Each of them serves as a reminder that even the mundane can become extraordinary if viewed through the right lens—or a cracked Venetian blind, if you will. These characters flit in and out of the narrative like moths to a flame, not quite sure of their purpose but undeniably entertaining. Condition: The book is used, which is a polite way of saying it has seen better days. Pages may be yellowed, possibly out-dated in their opinions but ever so charming in their imperfections. The cover boasts a faded Penguin emblem that whispers of a time when penguins were merely cute animals and not the mainstay of every aspiring bookworm’s library. Expect dog-eared corners, the faint smell of nostalgia, and perhaps the odd coffee stain, adding a unique flair to your reading experience. It’s practically begging to be loved again. As you delve deeper, you may find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality—if a Venetian blind can obscure the view, what else are we missing? Is love merely a function of timing, or are we all just squinting through our own personal blinds, hoping to catch a glimpse of something more? The philosophical musings unfold with a delightful irony that may have you chuckling to yourself or shaking your head in bemusement. So, whether you’re seeking enlightenment or simply a distraction from the grey skies outside your own window, "Venetian Blind" may just be the quirky companion you never knew you needed. It’s a book that defies easy categorisation, much like life itself—full of unexpected surprises, delightful oddities, and those moments when you think, "Did that really just happen?" Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where every well-loved tome tells a story, both of its own and of the countless readers who have passed through its pages. This is more than a book; it’s an experience, a conversation starter, and perhaps even an unintentional lesson in the art of navigating through life’s many blinds and barriers. Happy reading, or at least as happy as one can be while peering through slats of irony! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1525/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/venetian-blind-2016.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1523 Queens Pawn by Victor Canning In the dazzling world of chess, there lies an unsung hero: the Queen’s Pawn. But what happens when this humble piece is thrust into a labyrinth of intrigue, espionage, and the occasional existential crisis? Enter Victor Canning’s 1969 masterpiece, *Queens Pawn*, a title that evokes thoughts of grandeur while simultaneously challenging the very essence of royal hierarchy—at least on the chessboard. Imagine a world where pawns are not simply faceless minions, but rather the unsung champions of strategy. In *Queens Pawn*, we are invited to witness the life-altering decisions of a pawn who aspires to rise through the ranks, battling not just for safety but also for a sense of purpose. It’s as if the author plucked this character from the back row of a chess match and said, "You know what? You deserve a chance to be queen—if you can survive the inevitable existential dread of being a pawn!" Published by Pan Books in an era when fashion was all about bell-bottoms and psychedelic patterns, this novel may have had a hard time fitting in alongside its contemporaries. Yet, it bravely stands its ground, sporting a cover that could only be described as a visual cacophony—half deliberate design, half unfortunate accident. One can only wonder if the graphic designer was also attempting to play chess while creating it; it’s a game of contrasts, much like the narrative itself. As you traverse the pages, you might find yourself pondering deep philosophical questions such as: Is the fate of the pawn truly predetermined, or is it the chessboard that limits its potential? Canning seems to respond with an enthusiastic “Yes!” while simultaneously leaving you hanging, much like a rook on the edge of an opponent’s territory. In this delightful conundrum, readers are treated to an adventure that oscillates between moments of profound insight and absurdity. What sets *Queens Pawn* apart from your run-of-the-mill espionage thrillers? Perhaps it is the unexpected detours into the world of amateur chess tournaments, where the stakes are as high as your Aunt Edna’s expectations at family gatherings. Or maybe it’s the peculiar cast of characters, including a rival pawn who believes he is destined to be king, and a mysterious old player who seems to know more than he lets on—sort of like your local librarian but with more secrets and fewer overdue books. Condition: Used, and let us not mince words: this book has seen things. The spine has that charmingly broken-in feel, suggesting a life well-lived and many cups of tea shared over its pages. There may be a few dog-eared corners and perhaps even an odd coffee stain that tells the story of a reader who took their caffeine habit a little too seriously. However, these imperfections only add to its character, making it a worthy addition to any shelf that appreciates the quirky side of life. As you delve into this delightful oddity, prepare yourself for the following revelations: Pawns can have dreams too—who knew? Chess is a battlefield, and yes, strategy matters! The difference between a pawn and a queen is often just a few good decisions. Espionage can be as complex as a knight’s move—especially when love is involved. Sometimes, a pawn knows more than the king, and that can be alarming. So, if you find yourself yearning for a read that straddles the line between the absurd and the profound, *Queens Pawn* by Victor Canning is waiting patiently on the shelf at Crappy Old Books, ready to share its wisdom—or at least entertain you while you sip that steaming cup of Earl Grey. Don’t miss your chance to explore a world where every pawn has the potential to become royalty, one awkward move at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1523/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/queens-pawn-2016.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330027434 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1520 Thunderball by Ian Fleming Good living, sex and violent action: a highly polished performance, an ingenious plot and plenty of excitement. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1520/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thunderball-2016.jpg 14.81 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1519 The Big Call by John Creasey In 1965, the literary world was graced with a tome that would, in hindsight, make even the most skeptical reader raise an eyebrow. Enter John Creasey’s The Big Call, a title so generic that it could easily double as the name for a particularly ambitious telemarketing campaign. One can only imagine the conversations in the Corgi publishing house as they debated whether to slap a more audacious title on this literary offering, perhaps something like “The Mediocre Whistle or The Grandiose Shout.” Alas, The Big Call it remained, representing not just a book, but a challenge to comprehend the very essence of its existence. Picture yourself in a hazy 1960s living room, surrounded by wood paneling and the faint smell of stale tea. The Big Call is perched precariously on the coffee table, challenging you to take it seriously while simultaneously whispering sweet nothings about the joys of mediocrity. This book has all the charm of a Sunday afternoon crossword puzzle, but with the added thrill of never knowing if you’ve actually solved anything, or if you’re merely torturing yourself with the possibility of meaning that never quite materializes. What secrets lie within its pages? What grandiose themes does Creasey explore? One might speculate wildly: perhaps it’s a gripping commentary on the futility of modern existence or an insightful dive into the human psyche—oh wait, it’s probably just a collection of telephone directory entries cleverly disguised as a plot. If only the author had decided to give us a hint or two; then again, the ambiguity could be the very essence of its allure. A book that refuses to reveal itself—how avant-garde! And what about the characters? Rumor has it they exist, though they are as memorable as the Wi-Fi password at a particularly forgettable dinner party. In The Big Call, Creasey may have inadvertently created a cast of characters embodying the very essence of everything and nothing at all. Think of them as the proverbial buffet of literary archetypes, where each character is just distinctive enough to be confused with the next, leaving you questioning whether you have indeed read something of substance or simply scrolled through a list of names. Not only does The Big Call challenge preconceived notions of what a book should do, but it also provides a delightful opportunity for the reader to reflect on their life choices. Why did you choose this book? What compels you to remain with it? Is it the promise of enlightenment? Or perhaps a longing for the good old days when people picked up exhilarating reads instead of staring at their phones? One can only hope that the act of reading this book will lead to profound introspection—or at the very least, a few chuckles. Condition: Used but valiantly persevering through the trials of time. This copy carries the weight of history, with creases that tell tales of previous readers who perhaps turned to it in desperate need of something—anything—to pass the time. The pages are dog-eared enough to resemble a well-loved child’s toy, but don’t let that deter you. Each fold bears witness to the trials and tribulations of the reading experience, and the yellowing pages may even evoke a sense of nostalgia for an era you never lived through. A few stains might suggest that it has seen some action, perhaps during a particularly thrilling tea break or while evading a particularly persistent dust bunny. If you’re feeling brave and wish to bask in the ironic glow of John Creasey’s literary creation, grab your magnifying glass and settle down with The Big Call. With its completely unremarkable content and the sort of title that demands an exclamation point for dramatic effect, it’s a perfect fit for those who find solace in the absurdity of life, or perhaps those simply seeking refuge from the complexities of contemporary literature. This book, sold by Crappy Old Books, is a ticket to a peculiar reading experience, one that will leave you questioning your own existence long after you’ve turned the last page—or perhaps just wondering where you left your reading glasses. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1519/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-big-call-2016.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1518 The Terror by John Creasey An unidentified spacecraft carrying a nuclear warhead hurtles towards the Earh and a panic strikes the governments of the world. It cannot be destroyed or diverted. A multi-megaton hydrogen bomb is exploded over the South Atlantic by an unknown agency. A simulated nuclear explosion appears over London itself. What man can command such unlimited powers? can any known force resist him? can the world be saved from his maniacal domination? The spine has come unglued on this but all the pages are still bound so its a simple matter of putting some glue along the inner spine and letting it set. You know you can do that. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1518/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-terror-2016.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1517 Edge Of Glass by Catherine Gaskin Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and behold "Edge Of Glass," a literary masterpiece by Catherine Gaskin that promises to take you on an existential journey through the mind of a woman who may or may not have misplaced her sanity somewhere between the pages of this 1974 classic. Published by Fontana Books, this tome teeters on the brink of brilliance and absurdity, much like a precariously balanced plate of fine china teetering above a troupe of untrained acrobats. What does it mean to be at the "Edge Of Glass"? Is it a metaphorical precipice, perhaps hinting at the fragility of the human spirit, or is it just a rather unfortunate misplacement of modern art? You’ll find yourself pondering such questions, likely while perched on the edge of your own glass coffee table, wondering if it’s too late to take up an easier hobby, like herding cats or competitive napping. In this book, you may encounter characters who talk in riddles and walk in circles, as if Gaskin decided that straightforward storytelling was just too mainstream for her 1970s audience. You’ll be surprised to discover themes so layered that they could rival a well-made trifle. Yet, don’t worry—if the plot gets too thick, you can always put the book down, return it to Crappy Old Books, and claim you were merely conducting an experiment on entropy. If you’re a fan of reading between the lines, you’re in for a treat. Gaskin’s prose is like an enigmatic puzzle that could baffle even the most astute literary detectives. You might find yourself wading through the murky waters of symbolism, wondering if the edge of glass is a metaphor for life’s precarious balance or just Gaskin’s way of saying she had a few too many cocktails while writing this. Either way, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget—or perhaps you will, which is equally poetic. As you delve deeper, you may also find yourself musing about the strikingly vivid imagery that dances across the pages, a testament to Gaskin’s unique ability to weave a narrative that feels both strange and oddly familiar, like that one relative who shows up unannounced and insists on sharing family secrets that should’ve been left buried. You might even start questioning your own reality, as the boundary between the glass and its reflection blurs into something that resembles your own existential crises. Condition: This particular copy of "Edge Of Glass" has seen better days. Its spine is well-loved, showing signs of wear and tear akin to the life experiences of those who’ve read it before you. The pages may be slightly yellowed, and there could be the occasional coffee stain—perfect for those who enjoy a side of caffeine with their literary musings. It’s the kind of book that begs to be revisited, a bit like your favourite old sweater that has more holes than fabric but still holds sentimental value. So, if you fancy embracing the whimsical side of 1970s literature, or if you simply wish to observe the fine line between sanity and artistic expression, snatch up this piece of literary history. You may even find yourself on the edge of understanding—or at least on the edge of your seat, wondering how on earth you got there in the first place. Take the plunge, and remember: the edge of glass can be a tricky place to linger, especially if you’re too busy pondering the universe’s grand mysteries and forgetting to pay attention to your cup of tea. Get this quirky, ironic treasure now at Crappy Old Books and prepare for an unforgettable journey—even if it’s just to the bottom of your reading pile. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1517/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/edge-of-glass-2016.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books 9780006127826 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1516 The Toff On Fire by John Creasey In a world where dashing heroes reign supreme, "The Toff On Fire" by John Creasey emerges like a misplaced teapot at a black-tie event—unexpected yet oddly compelling. Published in 1967 by Hodder Paperbacks, this literary treasure invites you to explore the glamorous escapades of a certain gentleman whose charm and flair seem to be matched only by his propensity for finding trouble. Or perhaps creating it. One can never be too sure with a chap known simply as "The Toff." This particular volume is an exquisite relic from the past: a smorgasbord of musty paper and yellowing pages, where every turn of the leaf might cause a cloud of nostalgia to waft through the air. Set against the backdrop of a swinging era rife with cultural upheaval, this book seems to balance precariously between the audacity of the 1960s and the decorum of a bygone age. One can almost hear the distant echoes of Beatles songs and see the groovy patterns that adorned the fashion of the time, yet here we are, focused on a man who probably wears a cravat just to make a statement. What makes "The Toff On Fire" particularly intriguing is the titular character’s uncanny ability to get embroiled in chaos which, when examined closely, might just be a commentary on the absurdity of life itself—or perhaps a critique of the upper crust of society. It’s as if Creasey, with a knowing wink, pulls back the curtain on a world of privilege, revealing that even the poshest amongst us can’t escape the slapstick of existence. Our protagonist navigates through misadventures with the grace of a swan and the recklessness of a toddler with a paintbrush. The results? Hilarity, drama, or perhaps a bit of both. Readers can expect a generous helping of the following: Dialogue that crackles like a vintage vinyl record, full of wit and unintentional slapstick. Characters that seem to have stepped right out of a period piece, complete with exaggerated personalities and eccentric quirks. A plot that bends and twists in ways that would leave even a pretzel feeling inadequate. Descriptions of lavish parties that make you wonder if you’ve stumbled into a slightly chaotic episode of "Downton Abbey." Intrigues that involve perilous situations where our hero might just set fire to more than his reputation. In true second-hand book fashion, the pages of "The Toff On Fire" carry with them the fingerprints of previous readers—a mosaic of experiences that surely adds layers to your own reading experience. Did someone spill tea on page 42, or is that merely a stain of mystery? You might find yourself pondering the very essence of book ownership as you trace the faint smudges left by other curious souls. Condition: This delightful specimen has been lovingly thumbed through, lending it a certain character that only a well-worn book can claim. The cover is slightly dog-eared, and the spine bears the marks of countless afternoons spent in the company of a piping hot cup of Earl Grey. While the book is decidedly used, it comes with an unspoken promise: each crease tells a story, each smudge a memory, and who knows—maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden gem of insight among the pages. So, if you fancy an escapade through a world of upper-crust shenanigans and a protagonist whose flair for the dramatic might just ignite your own literary passion, then "The Toff On Fire" is waiting to find a home on your shelf. Just think of it as a conversation starter—a quirky addition to your personal library that will inevitably lead to discussions about the absurdities of life, class, and, of course, the occasional mishap with a flaming cocktail. Grab your copy today, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story just waiting to be rediscovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1516/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-toff-on-fire.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1515 Leave It To The Toff by John Creasey In a world where the upper crust of society seems to possess everything but common sense, John Creasey’s 1967 masterpiece, “Leave It To The Toff,” emerges as a hilariously ironic commentary on class, crime, and the chaos that ensues when the elite decide to meddle in matters far beyond their grasp. Journey through a labyrinth of plot twists and misguided snobbery, where the protagonist, a rather dapper gentleman, seems to think that just because he has a monocle and a top hat, he can solve the most perplexing of mysteries while simultaneously hosting a tea party. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when well-heeled individuals encounter a crime scene, this book is your answer. Spoiler alert: it’s as chaotic as a sheep at a wool convention. From bungled investigations to misunderstandings about what constitutes a proper sherry, the pages brim with a delightful absurdity that leaves readers questioning not only the characters’ intelligence but also their taste in tweed. Prepare yourself for a jaunt through a whimsical world where the suspects are as top-notch as their waistcoats but not quite as sharp as their wits. What’s truly delightful about “Leave It To The Toff” is the rich tapestry of eccentric characters who inhabit this posh universe. Here, you’ll encounter: The aloof aristocrat who believes his family crest grants him immunity from logic. The dandy detective whose idea of a clue is often as misguided as his understanding of fashion trends. A series of hapless henchmen who seem more suited to a slapstick comedy than a gripping mystery. The society matron whose advice is always as layered as her soufflé. The suspiciously well-groomed butler who knows too much, or perhaps not enough, to be of any real help. As the plot unravels with the grace of an inebriated ballerina, you can’t help but chuckle at the juxtaposition of genteel decorum against the backdrop of sordid criminality. Creasey’s prose dances through the absurdities of the upper class while simultaneously poking fun at the very notion of sophistication. It’s a delightful romp that reminds you that sometimes, it’s the least capable among us who end up in the most outrageous situations. Condition: This charming copy of “Leave It To The Toff” is well-loved and slightly tattered, featuring the odd coffee ring that adds character and the faint aroma of an antique bookstore lingering within its pages. The spine is creased, suggesting that someone went to great lengths to uncover the peculiarities contained within. Notes in the margins offer a glimpse into the mind of a previous reader, possibly a disgruntled toff themselves, with comments ranging from “Absurd!” to “Who wears that shade of tweed?” It’s a treasure trove of insights, really. As you delve into Creasey’s world, you may find yourself pondering profound questions, such as: “What would happen if I invited my local vicar to a gala?” or “Is champagne really the best pairing for bad decisions?” It’s a book that leaves you not just entertained but also questioning your own social standing—if only for a moment. So grab your finest tea set, don your most ridiculous hat, and prepare to explore the delightful absurdity of the upper classes through the eyes of a man who clearly found far more joy in their follies than in their fancy soirées. In essence, “Leave It To The Toff” offers a cheeky glimpse into the world of high society, packaged in a cover that has seen better days. This is a book where every page is an invitation to revel in the chaos of elite misadventures, and thanks to Crappy Old Books, you can claim your very own copy of this literary oddity and join the ranks of those who appreciate the quirks of society’s finest—or, shall we say, the quirks of society’s dubious finest? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1515/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/leave-it-to-the-toff-2016.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1514 Double For The Toff by John Creasy Have you ever found yourself pondering the duality of man while sipping a tepid cup of Earl Grey? Well, you’re in luck! “Double For The Toff” by John Creasy is here to serve up a literary cheeky biscuit that could leave even the most stoic of readers scratching their heads in bemusement. Published in the era of bell-bottoms and bemused housewives—1965, to be precise—this tome is the literary equivalent of a vintage blazer found at the bottom of a dusty thrift shop: oddly charming and slightly questionable. Now, let’s talk about the title. “Double For The Toff” suggests a world where dapper gentlemen in tweed are not simply invited to the party but are also expected to bring their own double entendres. But fear not! You won’t need a monocle or a top hat to appreciate the intricacies of this narrative. Indeed, the title might have just as easily been “Twice the Trouble for the Posh” or “Two Times the Tea for the Titled,” but that wouldn’t have the same ring, would it? Who knew the upper crust could have such a penchant for peril? As you flip through the pages of this second-hand gem—probably wearing gloves to protect its fragile pages—you may stumble upon a labyrinth of plot twists that are as convoluted as a British road. The protagonist, probably a suave detective or a wealthy amateur sleuth, navigates a series of misadventures that would make a cat with nine lives look like a complete amateur. It’s the kind of story where the plot thickens like a poorly made custard: lumpy, yet oddly satisfying. You may find yourself wondering: what exactly constitutes a "toff"? Well, according to the historical lexicon, it refers to a member of the upper class with a particular knack for being insufferably posh. In this narrative tapestry, they may find themselves embroiled in matters far too serious for their silk handkerchiefs. From stolen jewels to secret societies, the shenanigans are as rife as a rainy day in London. But wait! There’s more! Within these pages, one might be treated to a veritable buffet of British eccentricities, such as: Charming yet utterly baffling character names, because why settle for “Joe” when “Lord Percival Tiddlywink” exists? Unlikely alliances that spring up as spontaneously as a dewy morning fog. Villains who twirl their mustaches and laugh maniacally—because subtlety is clearly overrated. Plot devices that might just be older than your grandmother’s recipe for Yorkshire pudding. Mysteries that unravel slower than a particularly stubborn clock. Now, let’s not gloss over the most important aspect of any vintage book: the condition. Condition: This relic of literary history has seen better days, with dog-eared corners and a spine that has endured more than a few cups of spilled tea. Its pages may have yellowed like old wallpaper, but they exude a fragrant aroma that only the seasoned book lover can appreciate—an olfactory blend of nostalgia and mystery. You might even hazard a guess that some previous reader left behind their own secret annotations, perhaps even a shopping list for biscuits, tucked away like a treasure. In conclusion, “Double For The Toff” is not merely a book; it’s a delightful puzzle wrapped in a riddle, swaddled in a double dose of frosty British irony. It’s the sort of book that will make you chuckle, sigh, and question your life choices all at once. So, why not add a dash of the bizarre to your collection? You never know when you might need a dash of British wit or a conversation starter about the self-important upper crust. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand find is a journey down the quirky lane of literary history. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1514/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/double-for-the-toff-2016.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pyramid Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1512 Come Home To Death by John Creasy In the splendidly bleak world of 1965, where the coffee is as bitter as the existential dread, John Creasy presents an opus that is sure to tickle the fancy of those with a taste for the morbidly delightful. "Come Home To Death" is not just a title; it’s a siren call for anyone who has ever contemplated the finer points of mortality while sipping lukewarm Earl Grey. With a cover that looks like it was designed using only the finest in 1960s graphic design software (which, of course, didn’t exist), this book begs to be judged by its gloriously shabby cover alone. What exactly does it mean to "come home" to death? Is it a metaphorical embrace, a familial reunion, or perhaps an invitation to the annual garden party in the cemetery? Creasy’s flair for the dramatic ensures that whatever interpretation you land upon, it will likely come with a side of British irony so thick you could spread it on toast. Expect plot twists that will make you gasp in disbelief, and character arcs that defy the very laws of reason. After all, who wouldn’t want to come home to a little chaos in their otherwise orderly existence? This book is not just a story; it is a veritable buffet of possibilities, where every page turn feels like a roll of the dice in a game of morbid roulette. The narrative is riddled with enigmas that only the most dedicated of armchair detectives might hope to unravel. Will our endearing protagonist uncover the nefarious plot lurking in the shadows, or will they simply trip over their own existential crisis? The answers lie patiently within these slightly yellowed pages. A cast of characters whose personalities can only be described as delightfully unpredictable. Dialogue so sharp, it could slice through the thickest of British politeness. Descriptions of locales that could make even the most mundane settings feel like a lavishly decorated mausoleum. Plot twists that will leave you wondering if you’ve mistakenly picked up a mystery novel or a surrealist fever dream. Footnotes to passages that may or may not have been written with a degree in cryptic communication. If you’ve ever found yourself longing for a gripping read that combines the nostalgia of a bygone era with the thrill of impending doom, then you’re in luck. Creasy’s writing is equal parts charming and unsettling, akin to discovering a half-eaten scone in your grandma’s attic—faded but still somehow inviting. Just be prepared to squint a bit; the font might be smaller than your average print, which is perhaps a nod to the idea that the real terror lies not just in death, but also in straining your eyes. Condition: This particular tome has seen better days, much like the author’s career in the public eye. Its spine is a tad creased, as if it has endured a series of existential crises itself, and the pages bear the gentle touch of time, smudged with the fingerprints of previous readers who likely questioned their life choices while engrossed in its riveting narrative. But fear not! The tales within remain as intriguing as ever, ready to whisk you away to a world where every creak of the floorboards could signal the arrival of impending doom. Certainly, owning "Come Home To Death" is like possessing a quirky conversation starter at your next book club meeting—or perhaps a grim topic of debate at a family gathering. So, if you’ve ever wanted to explore the darker sides of human nature while enjoying a cup of tea that has long since gone cold, this book is just the thing for you. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where even the spookiest of tales come with a side of charm and nostalgia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1512/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/come-home-to-death-2016.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1511 Green Beach by James Leasor In the halcyon days of the 1970s, when flared trousers and disco balls reigned supreme, James Leasor penned a curious volume entitled "Green Beach." What exactly lies behind the cheery title remains a delightful enigma—much like the author himself, who seemed to have a penchant for crafting stories that oscillate between the absurd and the profound, often leaving readers wondering if they’d stumbled upon a hidden gem or merely a quirky stepping stone to something greater. Prepare yourself for a narrative that showcases the relentless quest for a beach of unparalleled green. Yes, that’s right—a beach that defies nature’s laws, transcends the mundane, and perhaps serves as a metaphor for that elusive utopia we’re all searching for (or maybe just a really odd beach holiday). Set against a backdrop that could only be described as a love letter to the British seaside, readers are invited to explore the mysteries of sand that somehow resembles pickled cucumber and waves that crash like an overly dramatic theatre performance. Leasor, in his unfathomable wisdom, seems to invite us to ponder the important questions that haunt mankind: Is a beach still a beach if it is vividly green? Do we even want to find out? This novel might just be the existential trip you didn’t know you needed, a veritable odyssey into a world where the sensible collides head-on with the absurd. And yet, as you meander through its pages, you might find yourself taking mental notes on the various methods of sandcastle construction—because who wouldn’t want to build one on a decidedly unorthodox landscape? With characters that are as colourful as the beach towels they probably forgot to pack, you may find yourself meeting an eclectic cast of personalities. There’s the sunburnt philosopher who waxes lyrical about the meaning of life while applying sunscreen with the fervour of a mad scientist, and the eccentric local who insists on wearing flip-flops even in the dead of winter. Each encounter leaves you questioning whether you’ve entered an alternate reality where logic takes a backseat to whimsy. Aside from the unrelenting quest for the titular beach, "Green Beach" also offers a glimpse into the art of social commentary, albeit through a lens quite askew. It raises questions about tourism, nature, and the oddities of life by the seaside, all while embodying a spirit that’s equal parts satire and sincerity. After all, who doesn’t want to indulge in a healthy dose of irony while contemplating their own existential dilemmas? However, prepare yourself for a few bumps along the way: the plot twists may leave you as disoriented as a sunbather who accidentally applied their aloe vera instead of sunscreen. The dialogues can be so clever that you might want to have a thesaurus at hand, lest you find yourself nodding along with a bemused expression while frantically Googling obscure references. And just when you think you’ve grasped the nuances of Leasor’s intentions, he’ll likely throw in a curveball that leaves you questioning everything. Condition: This fine specimen is a used paperback from Crappy Old Books, sporting the kind of wear and tear that tells stories of its own—caffeine stains, creased pages, and a spine that bears the weight of its quirky narrative. It’s not just a book; it’s an artifact that has journeyed through time and space, much like the characters within its pages. Embrace the imperfections and allow them to enrich your reading experience, as they whisper tales of the countless readers who have ventured into Leasor’s peculiar world before you. So, if you find yourself yearning for a romp through the absurdity of life, armed with your trusty imaginary shovel ready to dig into the mysteries of "Green Beach," then look no further. This book promises to be a quirky addition to your collection, serving as a reminder that sometimes, the most delightful journeys happen in the most unexpected of places. Dive into the oddities of this novel and let Crappy Old Books be your guide to the whimsically bizarre. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1511/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/green-beach-2016.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552102452 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1509 Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte Primarily of the Bildungsroman genre, Jane Eyre follows the emotions and experiences of its eponymous heroine, including her growth to adulthood and her love for Mr. Rochester, the Byronic master of fictitious Thornfield Hall. In its internalisation of the action—the focus is on the gradual unfolding of Jane’s moral and spiritual sensibility, and all the events are coloured by a heightened intensity that was previously the domain of poetry—Jane Eyre revolutionised the art of fiction. Charlotte Bronte has been called the ’first historian of the private consciousness’ and the literary ancestor of writers like Joyce and Proust. The novel contains elements of social criticism, with a strong sense of morality at its core, but is nonetheless a novel many consider ahead of its time given the individualistic character of Jane and the novel’s exploration of classism, sexuality, religion, and proto-feminism. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1509/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jane-eyre-2016-06.jpg 13.91 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1508 The Last Dogfight by Martin Caidin Ah, the 1970s—a decade known for bell bottoms, disco, and a literary fascination with all things airborne. Enter Martin Caidin’s "The Last Dogfight," a title that suggests a poignant farewell to an era of aerial combat, yet may have you questioning whether the book is about a battle between aircraft or a couple of wayward hounds having a scuffle over a particularly nasty chew toy. With a name like Caidin, you might expect a thrilling narrative, or perhaps a meditation on the transient nature of life, but alas, what you’ll mostly find is a tangled web of dogfighting jargon and unexpected side plots that could have easily been lifted from the pages of an overripe magazine on vintage aviation. This 1975 beauty, published by Corgi, has seen better days—much like the dogfights it chronicles. The cover art, which seems to have been conceived during a particularly feverish bout of creativity involving both a paintbrush and a dartboard, features what might be a plane or an abstract representation of a very confused seagull. The blurb on the back is perhaps more intriguing than the actual story, boasting vague references to valor and aerial acrobatics while neglecting to clarify whether the protagonist is a pilot or a particularly ambitious pigeon. Readers may wish to come prepared with a thesaurus, as Caidin has a penchant for the elaborate descriptions of aircraft—each plane described in such intricate detail that one might suspect he was once a mechanic at a very eccentric airshow. You’ll encounter terms like ‘turbulence’ and ‘maneuverability’ so often you might expect them to form a band and go on tour. The prose flows more like a sluggish river than a swift stream, inviting readers to linger far too long on paragraphs describing wing flaps and tailpipes, while the plot hovers somewhere off in the distance, like a plane lost in fog. But fear not! Every cloud has a silver lining, and this book has its own collection of peculiar highlights that make it a worthy addition to your collection of bizarre tomes. Here’s a friendly heads-up on what you can look forward to: Unusual character choices that could make even the most seasoned reader scratch their head in bewilderment. A surprising amount of existential musings about flying, perfect for those who enjoy philosophizing as they fumble through their own flights of fancy. Dialogue that reads like it was pulled from a 1940s war film, complete with obligatory clichés and dramatic pauses. Random dog references that may lead you to wonder if Caidin had a pet he was particularly fond of or if the titular “dogfight” is merely a metaphor for the author’s struggle with his own furry companion. Occasional moments of genuine excitement that pop up like rogue thunderstorms, leaving you both thrilled and slightly confused. Condition: Used. This book comes complete with dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain, presumably left behind by a previous owner who thought consuming caffeinated beverages while reading about aircraft was a good idea. Rest assured, any wear is merely a testament to its life lived among the dodgy nostalgia of second-hand bookshops. In a world where every author seems to be embracing sleek and modern narratives, Martin Caidin’s “The Last Dogfight” stands as a quirky relic, making it a delight for those who revel in the absurdity of the past. It’s as if the book itself is giving you a cheeky nudge, inviting you to embrace the chaos of the absurd with a knowing wink. Perfect for those long afternoon reads when you crave a little irony with your literature, this book is available at Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story—some just have a few more twists and turns than others. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1508/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-dogfight.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552099295 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1507 Triple by Ken Follett In the grand tradition of literary conundrums, we present to you a delightful curiosity known as "Triple" by the singularly prolific Ken Follett. Published in 1979, a year when disco reigned supreme and bell-bottoms were a legitimate fashion choice, this book promises to whisk you away to a time when words were printed on paper, and plot twists were actually surprising. Ah, those were the days, when people had to exercise their imaginations without the aid of a smartphone or social media, and the most thrilling cliffhanger was whether your favourite show would be renewed for a second season. Now, what does "Triple" entail? Without revealing any plot details—because surely you can forge your own conjectures from the title alone—let’s ponder its essence. Could it be a tale of three unlikely friends who, in the spirit of camaraderie, decide to open a sandwich shop? Or perhaps it’s about three rival spies, each more incompetent than the last, scrambling for the same prized cheese? The mind reels at the possibilities, and that’s what makes this book a treasure. It’s a veritable literary buffet, where you’re encouraged to nibble on a bit of everything and leave with an oddly full stomach, so to speak. Follett, known for his knack for weaving intricate narratives, likely took great glee in crafting this tome for a readership eager for adventure. You see, this was a time before the internet made us all too aware of each other’s cat videos and brunch escapades. Back then, readers were hungry for escapism, and Follett was the chef serving up a literary feast. The book’s cover, with its vintage flair, suggests that it could’ve once graced the shelves of countless living rooms, perhaps alongside a well-thumbed copy of "The Complete Works of Shakespeare" and a rather dusty-looking encyclopedia. As you turn the slightly yellowed pages, you’re likely to notice the charming patina of age—much like that of a beloved but slightly cranky grandparent. There may be some annotations that could either be insightful musings or the last ditch efforts of a rather bored book club member. Either way, the layers of history in this used book add a texture that’s all but lost in today’s pristine electronic formats. Who knows what secrets the previous owner was gathering alongside their half-hearted attempts at literary critique? Condition: This particular copy of "Triple" shows signs of a life well-lived, having been formerly loved, perhaps tossed into a bag for a beach outing or left behind on a particularly eventful train journey. The spine, while not cracked, does hint at a few late-night reading sessions that may have turned into early-morning yawns. There’s a certain charm to the dog-eared pages and the faint scent of aged paper that could transport you back to an era where books were the dominant form of entertainment—much like cats today. In the spirit of mystery, let us consider what this book might offer the discerning reader: A potential glimpse into the minds of three characters who may or may not enjoy the same flavour of ice cream. An exploration of the trials and tribulations that come with sharing a space or a purpose. Possibly an existential crisis revolving around the use of triple-decker sandwich constructions. A chance to ponder why Ken Follett chose the number three in the first place, and why no one ever wrote a book called "Single." Endless opportunities for you to fill in the gaps with your imagination—what could be more satisfying? So, if you find yourself looking for a book that challenges your expectations or simply serves as an excellent conversation starter at your next dinner party, "Triple" might just be your ticket. Who knows? You may even find yourself delightfully bemused by the myriad of interpretations that dance around the pages. A classic in its own right, this book is a charming relic from a time when readers were left to their own devices—much like the delightful folks at Crappy Old Books, who unearth these treasures for your perusal. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1507/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Triple-2016.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1506 Live And Let Die by Ian Fleming Meet James Bond, Britains key Secret Service agent against the dreaded Soviet murder organization SMERSH. Bond lives dangerously - he expects to kill or be killed; hes no stranger to torture. Meet Mr Big, a huge American Negro - master criminal, head of a Voodoo cult, high in the SMERSH guild of terror. Meet Solitaire, an exotic Creole beauty. Was she helpless bait in the trap for James Bond, or was she herself the trap? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1506/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/live-and-let-die-2016.jpg 14.15 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1505 The Man With The Golden Gun by Ian Fleming In a world where the only thing more elusive than a decent cup of tea is an original title from the ever-charming Ian Fleming, we present to you "The Man With The Golden Gun." Published in 1967 by Pan, this literary artifact has survived the ages, much like the questionable fashion choices of that decade. With no ISBN to speak of—because who needs inventory tracking when you have a spy with a penchant for gold?—this book is a true relic, perfect for those who appreciate the nostalgia of books that were once too cool for a bar code. As you leaf through these dog-eared pages, you’ll find the story of a man, a mission, and an ostentatious weapon that surely raises more eyebrows than the Queen’s corgis at a fancy gala. The protagonist, whose name is no doubt whispered in cocktail bars and secret meetings alike, engages in a series of adventures that are as smooth as Bond’s martinis and almost as shaken. The very notion of a golden gun prompts a fascinating question: is it a weapon or merely an over-the-top fashion statement? One can only speculate while imagining the possible design fails that led to such a choice. What truly stands out in this edition is its decidedly retro charm. From the cover art—featuring a silhouette that screams "I am far too cool for this world"—to the slightly yellowed pages that smell faintly of forgotten adventures, this book is an experience in itself. It seems to beckon to you with the promise of thrills and slightly questionable morals. Imagine curling up in your armchair, sipping on Earl Grey, while plotting your own escapades reminiscent of the suave character within. Venture into the whimsical world of espionage where the line between hero and villain is as thin as the plot of your average soap opera. The book’s protagonists may be more about the art of charm than the art of war, leaving you to ponder: if a spy can be this stylish, what excuses do we have for our own sartorial missteps? Not to mention, is it really a spy novel if one doesn’t question their own life choices while reading? And let’s not forget the supporting cast, presumably filled with characters who are just as memorable as the choice of a golden gun—each with their own quirks and secrets. From the femme fatales who could outwit a crossword puzzle champion to the sidekicks with questionable fashion sense, you’ll find an array of characters that will make you wonder if they’ve stepped out of a 1960s sitcom rather than a serious thriller. You may even find yourself relating more to the hapless henchmen than the protagonist, which is a rather sobering thought. Condition: Used; this book has been around the block more than a few times, gathering the stains of adventure and perhaps a few crumbs from a neglected biscuit. It may not be in pristine condition, but that only adds to its character. Expect worn edges, a hint of yellowing, and a few enthusiastic notes in the margins that desperately attempt to make sense of the plot. It’s the kind of book that whispers tales of its previous owners, each page turn revealing a new layer of history. Think of it as a conversation starter or an excellent companion for your next existential crisis. So why not acquire this quirky piece of literary memorabilia? After all, what would a bibliophile’s collection be without the undeniable charisma of Ian Fleming? And if you’re fortunate enough to stumble upon this book in your local second-hand store or—dare we say—Crappy Old Books, consider it fate. Your bookshelf won’t know what hit it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1505/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-with-the-golden-gun.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1504 Jennie by Paul Gallico Ah, "Jennie" by Paul Gallico—a title that promises to whisk you into the whimsical world of anthropomorphism with the same grace as a cat on a hot tin roof. Published in the glory days of 1978, this tome from Penguin Books seems to have survived not only the relentless march of time but also the inevitable wear and tear of being loved (or at least occasionally handled) by multiple readers, each with their own peculiar life choices and questionable taste in literature. Gather ’round, dear readers, as we embark on a so-called adventure filled with the kind of charm usually reserved for Saturday morning cartoons and vintage pet food advertisements. In a narrative that might be too quirky even for a 1970s sitcom, we find ourselves drawn into the hilarious escapades of a cat with more personality than the average man in a bowler hat. Yes, Jennie is not your run-of-the-mill feline; she is a fur-clad marvel, a whiskered wonder, and possibly a witch in disguise. Could it be that she knows the secrets of the universe? Or is she just really good at stealing sardines? The answer, my friends, is still up for debate. As you flip through the yellowing pages, you might find yourself pondering life’s greatest mysteries: What does it truly mean to be a cat? Is it all about napping in sunbeams and knocking over the occasional vase? Or is there a deeper existential crisis lurking behind those glimmering eyes? Gallico deftly balances the absurd with the profound, as if he were a juggler at a circus that just might burn down at any moment. You may find yourself questioning your own life choices while reminiscing about the time you accidentally mistook your houseplant for a new friend. With prose that flows like a cat’s tail swishing dangerously close to a fine china collection, you’ll encounter a variety of characters that are as well developed as a soggy biscuit. Each one brings something unique to the table—or in this case, the litter box. Expect to meet a cast of humans who likely don’t deserve the honor of being nonchalantly observed by our feline protagonist. It’s as if Gallico took a magnifying glass to the foibles of humanity and decided that judging us through the eyes of a cat would make for an entertaining read. Spoiler alert: it does. You may find it helpful to prepare for this literary escapade with a cup of tea (or perhaps a gin and tonic, depending on your level of commitment) and a comfy chair that you can hide from the rest of the world. If you’re looking for a quick read, you might want to think again, as the whimsical charm of Jennie will ensnare you in a delightful web of catnip-infused prose. Consider this book to be more like a leisurely stroll through a park with a tortoise than a sprint to catch the bus. And let us not forget the lovely condition of this used copy. Condition: Slightly worn around the edges as if it had been pounced upon by fellow book-lovers, possibly from a time when disco was king and everyone had a cat named Muffin. The pages might be a tad yellowed, giving it that rustic allure akin to discovering a musty antique shop. The spine may not be in pristine shape, but the real story lies within, hidden like a toy mouse under a couch. This book has clearly seen some action—perhaps it was even used as a makeshift doorstop at some point, but isn’t that the essence of a beloved old book? If you’re in the market for a tale that serves as both a critique of human nature and a tender love letter to our feline companions, then look no further than "Jennie." Embrace the irony, revel in the quirkiness, and prepare to question your own life choices while clucking your tongue at Jennie’s antics. And remember, this delightful piece of literary fluff comes courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every dusty volume has a story to tell—even if it’s just about a cat with a penchant for existential musings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1504/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jennie-2016.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140019421 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1503 Green Hand by Lillian Beckwith Ah, "Green Hand," a literary concoction from the mind of Lillian Beckwith, who, by all accounts, possesses a knack for blending the ordinary with the extraordinary, much like a peculiar cocktail that leaves you wondering what on Earth just happened. Published in 1969 by Arrow Books—a year when bell-bottoms were all the rage and peace signs adorned every surface—this tome invites the reader to contemplate the nuances of life through the filter of an author who seems deeply invested in the color green. One imagines that she would have made an excellent horticulturist, had she not chosen the life of a wordsmith, but then again, could she have conjured up such delightful absurdities while nurturing a fern? We think not. In "Green Hand," Beckwith invites us to explore themes that flit about like moths in a summer garden, suggesting that humanity might be but a footnote in the grand narrative of nature. Readers are met with a dizzying array of characters who seem to oscillate between profound moments of self-realization and absurd escapades reminiscent of misadventures in a community garden gone haywire. Expect the unexpected as you traverse this literary landscape, where existential musings blossom alongside peculiar anecdotes, and the line between the mundane and the magical becomes as blurred as the pages of a well-loved book. One cannot help but speculate that the title "Green Hand" serves as a metaphor for that curious relationship we humans have with growth—be it personal, botanical, or perhaps even the alarming persistence of houseplants that refuse to die. Readers might find themselves drawn into a narrative that could be about nurturing dreams, cultivating friendships, or simply attempting to keep one’s houseplants from staging a coup d’état. Within these pages, the author seems to suggest that we all possess a bit of green, whether it be in our thumbs or our hearts, though one wonders if she might have preferred a slightly more vibrant shade for her own endeavors. Knitting together a patchwork of eccentric stories that leave you questioning your own sanity Characters so quirky they could easily be mistaken for local legends Moments that will have you laughing, crying, or scratching your head in confusion Descriptions of nature that could coax even the most reluctant gardener into digging their hands into the soil A strange fascination with the color green that might just inspire you to paint a wall or two As you sift through the pages of this book, you may find yourself becoming increasingly aware of your own relationship with nature—perhaps considering the ethical dilemma of which houseplants you’ve inadvertently consigned to a life of neglect. Beckwith’s prose dances along the precipice of irony, leaving you to ponder whether you’re a steward of the earth or just a casual observer of its whims. The author deftly balances the absurd with the profound, as if she’s beckoning you to step outside for a moment and witness the chaos of the natural world first-hand, even if that means battling the odd rogue weed in your garden. Condition: This treasure has been gently used, which means it carries the patina of time—slightly rumpled edges, the faintest whiff of nostalgia, and perhaps a few stray notes in the margins from a previous reader who clearly had strong feelings about the protagonist’s choice of plant. It may not be in mint condition, but then again, which of us can claim that title? Somewhere between the pages, you’ll find the echoes of laughter, the sighs of exasperation, and maybe even an accidental coffee ring or two that adds character to this second-hand gem. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to be a delightful entanglement of whimsy and reflection, look no further. "Green Hand" beckons from the shelf, a quirky addition to your collection that will have you re-evaluating your own green habits and perhaps even dragging your potted plants into a discussion or two. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every title is a story waiting to be unearthed, just like those wayward seedlings in your garden. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1503/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/green-hand-2016.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1501 Dragon Seed by Pearl S Buck The Family... Ling Tan, the farmer - neither rich not poor, desiring nothing he did not have. Ling Sao, his wife - a strong, managing mother and the head of her house. Lao San, their youngest son - for whom greatness was to follow suffering. Lao Ta and Lao Er - as close as brothers can be. Orchid and Jade, their wives - one an easy, kindly creature yet jealous of the other, so beautiful, who stirred all around her. Happiness, prosperity were theirs... then came the invaders from the east... In this moving novel Pearl S Buck winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature - captures all the courage and sacrifice of a peasant familyunder the impact of war. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1501/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dragon-seed-2016-06.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1498 Damage by Josephine Hart In an age where emotional turmoil often takes the shape of a meme or a TikTok video, Josephine Hart’s *Damage* serves as a literary relic from 1992, when people actually had to turn pages to experience heartache. It’s a story that unravels like a fine silk thread, inviting you to ponder life’s more sordid affairs while simultaneously making you grateful for the advance of technology—because who needs this level of melodrama when you can simply swipe left? Our protagonist, living in a world where the lines between passion and reason blur like a poorly executed watercolor, finds themselves ensnared in a web of desire and betrayal. One might speculate that this book is a cautionary tale, a warning that perhaps engaging in extramarital affairs is not the best of ideas. Yet, in true 1990s fashion, the characters seem utterly oblivious to the concept of consequences—much like those of us who use public Wi-Fi without a care in the world. Set amid the opulent chaos of British society, the novel drips with the kind of tension that makes you want to shout “Just text your feelings!” to the characters. Instead, they engage in the kind of emotional gymnastics that would leave even the most seasoned reality TV star perplexed. Readers are left gasping at the labyrinthine plot twists while simultaneously wondering why no one has thought to invest in a good therapist. Hart’s prose is an intoxicating blend of lust and guilt, layered with a touch of irony that will have you questioning not just the characters, but perhaps your own life choices. What was once deemed ‘damage’ now feels like a quaint notion as we scroll through our feed, watching other people’s emotional train wrecks unfold in real time. But fear not, for those who choose to embark on this literary journey will find themselves richly rewarded by the sheer audacity of the human heart. Now, if you’re wondering what kind of existential crises await you within these pages, here are a few of the delightful gems you might encounter: Love triangles that could easily give geometry lessons a run for their money. Characters who are clearly in need of an emotional support animal, or at the very least, a strong cup of tea. Conversations that take more twists and turns than a British double-decker bus navigating a narrow country lane. Moments of poignant reflection that make you question your own life choices—ideal for late-night pondering. A narrative style that feels as sophisticated as a Pimm’s cup on a sunny afternoon in the park, but with the bite of an uninvited wasp. Condition: Used. This copy of *Damage* has seen better days, much like the characters within its pages. Expect the occasional dog-eared corner and a few enigmatic notes in the margins that may or may not have been penned by a previous owner who was clearly grappling with their own emotional rollercoaster. It’s the kind of wear that adds character, much like the patina on a well-loved pub table—perfect for those who appreciate history in their reading material. So, if you’re in the market for a book that combines the complexities of love and betrayal with the exquisite agony of human experience, look no further. Grab a copy of *Damage* from Crappy Old Books today, because sometimes, being a little damaged is just what the soul needs. Or at least, what your bookshelf needs to spark some conversation at the next dinner party. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1498/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/damage-2016.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780804108416 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1494 The Last Days of the Sicilians by Ralph Blumenthal Ah, the 1990s—a decade of questionable fashion choices, the rise of floppy disks, and, of course, Ralph Blumenthal’s audacious attempt to capture the essence of Sicilian life during its—wait for it—final days. This book, "The Last Days of the Sicilians," is not just a title; it’s a proclamation of impending doom for a culture that, like your Aunt Mabel’s cat, stubbornly refuses to leave the party. A curious contradiction, perhaps? But who are we to argue with the literary whims of Simon & Schuster? Imagine, if you will, a scene straight out of a film noir where the sun shines brightly over the Mediterranean, but the shadows loom larger than life itself. Blumenthal, in his infinite wisdom, decided to pen a book that is part historical commentary, part lamentation, and entirely intriguing. He may as well have titled it, “Let’s Watch the World Burn—Sicilian Edition,” as he gallantly elucidates the multifaceted realities of a culture on the brink of change. There’s a certain charm in the idea that we might all be witnesses to the end of something grand, be it a tradition or simply the last batch of cannoli in a bakery that has seen better days. Through an engaging mix of anecdotes, interviews, and questionable choices of metaphor, Blumenthal masterfully constructs a tapestry that is as complex as a Sicilian grandmother’s recipe book. You might find yourself pondering: is this a celebration of culture or an elegy for a way of life? The answer, dear reader, is wrapped in layers of irony thicker than a slice of Sicilian pizza. And if you thought you were simply signing up for a leisurely read, think again! This book is chock-full of insights that will leave you wondering whether your next holiday should be spent basking in the sun or booking a one-way ticket to Sicily to witness the ‘end’ yourself. But perhaps you’re wondering what Blumenthal’s key themes might be—let’s break it down into digestible tidbits for your reading pleasure: The clash of tradition and modernity, or how your Instagram feed can ruin family dinners. Faded glory: a retrospective on monuments, both physical and cultural, that have seen better days. Food: the eternal battleground where nostalgia meets culinary evolution—because nothing says ‘end of days’ quite like a lackluster pasta dish. The complexities of identity in a rapidly changing world, or as we like to call it, ‘What’s a Sicilian to do?’ Death and rebirth: one might argue that like a good Sicilian wine, culture gets better with age, unless it doesn’t. This delightful tome, which may or may not have been perused by the late-night philosophers of your local pub, is a paradox wrapped in an enigma. Just when you think you’ve got it figured out, Blumenthal spins a yarn that makes you question everything you thought you knew about Sicilian life—and perhaps your own existence while he’s at it. Each page carries the faint aroma of espresso and the unmistakable sound of a nun scolding a wayward child, as if to remind you that life is both beautiful and utterly ridiculous. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this volume has seen its fair share of hands—some likely adorned with flour from the last doughnut binge. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, a few stubborn coffee stains that tell tales of sleepless nights spent pondering the fate of Sicily, and a charming musty smell that permeates the existence of all second-hand volumes. It’s the kind of condition that invites you to curl up in your favourite chair, a cup of tea in hand, and contemplate your own ‘last days’—whatever they may be. So, if you’re ready to embark on an ironic journey through cultural introspection sprinkled with a dash of whimsy, look no further than "The Last Days of the Sicilians." With a title that promises endings yet delivers delightful beginnings, it’s a must-have for any bookshelf that aspires to be both eclectic and slightly perplexing. Crappy Old Books is proud to offer this gem of a read, which will surely leave an indelible mark on your literary adventures—or at least provide a decent conversation starter at your next dinner party, should you dare to broach the subject of fading cultures with your guests. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1494/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/last-of-the-sicilians-2016.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon & Schuster 9780671682774 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1493 Hobsons Choice by Harold Brighouse In the illustrious pages of "Hobsons Choice," Harold Brighouse invites you to ponder the age-old conundrum of choice—or the lack thereof. Set against the backdrop of a bustling cobbled street in Salford, this 1967 edition from Samuel French serves as a delightful reminder that not all journeys lead to enlightenment, especially when your protagonist seems hell-bent on making the most curious selections imaginable. It’s a bit like asking a toddler to choose between Brussels sprouts and chocolate cake: amusingly chaotic and undeniably messy. Picture, if you will, a world where the only choice you have is between the delightful option of “take it or leave it” and the rather less enticing “take it or leave it.” Brighouse’s characters swagger through the plot with all the grace of a one-legged pigeon, providing ample fodder for readers who enjoy ironic twists and the sort of societal commentary that might have made a Victorian gentleman clutch his pearls in dismay. Will they find true love? Or are they merely destined to stare at the cold, unyielding brick walls of their own making? Spoiler alert: it’s probably the latter. The dialogue crackles like a cheap firework on a damp night, leaving you unsure whether to laugh or cringe. We’re introduced to the various characters who flit in and out like bad memories: a stubborn father, a downtrodden daughter, and a suitor so clueless he could trip over a rainbow. Each character is a delightful caricature, as if Brighouse gathered the local townsfolk for tea and asked them to share their quirkiest traits before weaving them into a narrative tapestry. You might find yourself wondering how many cups of tea were consumed during the writing of this delightful absurdity. Now, let’s not forget that this book, while charming, comes with its own set of peculiarities. The 1967 edition may be used, but that merely adds to its character—or so we like to tell ourselves. What was once a perfectly pristine volume now shows the battle scars of time, much like the lives of the characters within. Each dog-eared page serves as a testament to the countless readers who have thumbed through its depths, perhaps hoping for a flicker of wisdom or a hint of romance. Instead, they got a masterclass in irony and an appreciation for life’s more absurd choices. The themes that waft through the pages are as subtle as a brick through a window. Choices, or rather the lack of them, form the backbone of the narrative. As you plough through the witty yet curiously bleak observations, you may find yourself pondering the nature of free will while also contemplating what to have for dinner. Will it be fish and chips or beans on toast? The endless possibilities might just lead you to a complete existential crisis—or at the very least, a debate with yourself over the merits of mushy peas. Condition: This book is a used specimen, which means it has lived a life as rich as the characters within. The pages may be slightly yellowed, with the occasional scribbled note from a previous owner who had thoughts about the existential musings of the narrative. Perhaps they were hopeful for deep insight into their own choices, or maybe they just wanted to remind themselves that, like our protagonists, they too were stuck between a rock and a hard place—though their rock might have been a particularly stubborn loaf of bread. So if you fancy a read that’s as nostalgic as it is perplexing, “Hobsons Choice” is your ticket to literary galas where the only dress code is a slightly bemused expression. Discover the charm of a bygone era, enjoy the absurdity of life’s dilemmas, and reflect on the decisions that led you to pick this book up in the first place. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate all things quirky, ironic, and just a little bit worn around the edges. It also has a programme for No No Nanette by the Emmanuel Players. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1493/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hobsons-choice-2016.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Samuel French no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1490 Yes Minister - The Diaries of a Cabinet Minister by the Rt Hon James Hacker MP - Volume Three by Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay Yes Minister – The Diaries of a Cabinet Minister by the Rt Hon James Hacker MP, Volume Three (1983) by Jonathan Lynn & Antony Jay — Condition: Used (Crappy Old Books) Ah, Volume Three: the grand finale of Jim Hacker’s ministerial diaries, in which our hapless hero finally begins to suspect that his job title doesn’t quite equal power. Yes Minister was always a razor-sharp satire on the British political machine, but in these pages (BBC, 1983, ISBN: 0563201967), Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay bring the saga to a peak of bureaucratic brilliance. Hacker scribbles his “private” diary, Sir Humphrey Appleby continues his death-defying feats of verbal strangulation, and Bernard Woolley still dithers between truth and career survival. The format is the same delicious cocktail: official-looking diary entries, verbatim scripts, and sly editorial asides that make you feel you’ve been given a pass to the Cabinet Office. Expect policy “initiatives” that lead nowhere, linguistic gymnastics worthy of an Olympic medal, and the dawning realisation that government is less about running the country than about ensuring Sir Humphrey never has to retire. It’s satire so convincing you sometimes forget you’re not actually reading real government papers. Now, the copy: it comes from Crappy Old Books, and it’s graded simply Used. Which is refreshingly blunt. Used means the cover shows handling (a scuff here, a crease there, the kind of wear you’d expect from being hauled in and out of briefcases), the spine may be limbered up like a civil servant avoiding direct questions, and the pages may carry a warm tint of age. But all is intact, legible, and perfectly usable. No tea stains from Whitehall, no pencilled annotations in permanent secretary shorthand, no secret memos tucked inside—just a copy that’s lived its own modest bureaucratic life. In short: Volume Three wraps up Hacker’s diaries with wit as dry as sherry at a select committee. This copy is Used—experienced, reliable, and still perfectly capable of making you laugh (or cry) at how little has changed. Another well-worn survivor from Crappy Old Books, where even satire on government inefficiency circulates efficiently through the second-hand market. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1490/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/yes-minister-volume-3.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BBC 9780563201960 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1488 Protege by Malcom MacPherson In the grand tapestry of literary endeavours, few threads are as perplexing as “Protege” by Malcom MacPherson, a tome that raises more questions than it answers, much like a cat that stares at you while perched atop a pile of freshly laundered clothes. Released in the verdant year of 1984 by the slightly pretentious-sounding Golden Apple Publishers, this novel is as much a mystery as the fate of that last slice of cake at a family gathering. Set against a backdrop that feels suspiciously like a poorly constructed cardboard stage, “Protege” is an exploration of mentorship, ambition, and the inexplicable urge to wear socks with sandals. While the story may not be the most coherent, it captures the essence of the 1980s—a period known for its questionable fashion choices and nostalgia for the past while simultaneously propelling us into the future, oftentimes with scant regard for logic or good sense. Malcom MacPherson invites readers into a convoluted narrative that could be best described as a puzzle assembled with pieces from multiple jigsaw sets. Characters emerge, recede, and occasionally trip over their own existential crises like uncoordinated toddlers at a birthday party. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be a fly on the wall during a particularly protracted conversation about the significance of cheese in classical literature, then you might be in for a treat. Prepare for a journey where the protagonist’s self-discovery is punctuated by the occasional awkward silence and a sprinkling of irony. As we follow their path, we encounter a delightful assortment of side characters that could only be described as the literary equivalent of that mysterious cousin you always avoid at family reunions. With dialogue that veers between the profound and the absurd, MacPherson gives us a glimpse into the minds of individuals who seem as confused as the reader, perhaps more so. What truly makes “Protege” an enigma wrapped in a riddle is its ability to evoke a sense of nostalgia for a time when books had the audacity to be both baffling and thought-provoking, often at the same time. The prose flows with a rhythm that is decidedly unique, leaving one to wonder if MacPherson was perhaps attempting to channel a particularly distracted Shakespeare or if he simply had a penchant for the experimental. Either way, readers will find themselves questioning their own decisions in life—chief among them, why they chose this book in the first place. Condition: This second-hand marvel is used, which means it carries the stories of past readers within its pages—some smudged coffee stains, the occasional errant tear, and perhaps even the smell of musty libraries long gone. It’s a badge of honour, really, evidence that this book has seen the world, or at least the insides of a rickety old bookshelf. It’s perfect for those who enjoy the character of a well-loved book and the charm of its imperfections. As you ponder whether you’re truly ready for a narrative that feels like a culinary experiment gone awry—where the ingredients include an overzealous mentor, a bewildered protege, and the inexplicable need for long-winded metaphors—you might find solace in the fact that “Protege” is undeniably a product of its era. It is a time capsule of sorts, capturing the disjointed spirit of the 1980s with all its eccentricities, much like an old mixtape that you can’t bring yourself to throw away. So, if you’re in the mood for a book that feels like a crossword puzzle designed by a particularly mischievous raccoon, look no further than “Protege.” Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the curious, the odd, and the downright perplexing in literature. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary history that might just make you question your own sanity—or at the very least, your taste in books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1488/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/protege-jan-2016.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Golden Apple Publishers 9780553198126 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1486 Babbitt by Sinclair Lewis A satirical portrait of a town obsessed by capitalism and the ’values’ of the marketplace https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1486/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/babbitt-jan-2016.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics 9780451523662 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1485 Equations of Life by Simon Morden In a world where life is equated to equations and mathematics serves as the backbone of existence, Simon Morden’s "Equations of Life" gleefully tosses a handful of chalk dust into the air, creating a cloud of confusion and curiosity. Released in 2011 by the esteemed Orbit – a publisher that has seen its fair share of peculiarities – this novel is purported to be a thrilling journey through the mathematical wonders of the universe, though the only numbers you might actually encounter are those in your bank account after purchasing this curious tome. Imagine, if you will, a place where each heartbeat is a computation, and every decision is a carefully plotted graph. Morden’s characters, however, appear to have skipped the math class on ’How to Make Sense of Life,’ opting instead to play hopscotch with fate. While he may promise a riveting exploration of life through the lens of equations, it’s likely that readers will find themselves navigating the chaotic landscape of existentialism and perhaps a stray cat or two, who might just be the only ones that make any sense in this bewildering algebra of emotions. As you flip through the pages, be prepared for a rich tapestry woven with threads of irony and whimsy, as Morden deftly balances the absurdity of numbers against the backdrop of human experience. Will you uncover the secrets of the universe, or merely be left pondering where you put your keys? This book raises the question: can one truly solve the equation of life, or is it merely an intricate joke at our expense? The characters are likely to be as multifaceted as the equations they’re entangled in. Picture a protagonist whose life is a series of unfortunate variables, where every attempt to simplify results in even more convoluted scenarios. There’s a chance that Morden’s wit shines through in these dialogues, providing a delightful contrast to the heavy burdens of understanding why one plus one doesn’t always equal two in the grand scheme of things. If you’re searching for mathematical clarity, it might be best to consult a textbook instead. But if you crave a journey where equations reign supreme and logical fallacies run rampant, you may just find a kindred spirit in these pages. But wait! There’s more! If you act now, or rather if you simply find this book on a dusty shelf, you may also encounter: A love story that defies all known equations of romance. A villain whose motives are as baffling as quantum physics. A subplot involving rogue calculators and an underground math fight club. A philosophical debate about whether or not pi is the ultimate answer to everything. The existential dread that arises when you realize the author’s last name could be an anagram for ’Modern,’ but isn’t. Condition: Used. This book has been previously adored, perhaps by someone who took their mathematics a little too seriously and subsequently had a crisis of logic. Expect the faint scent of faded coffee and a few smudged fingerprints, as though the reader wrestled with the complexities of Morden’s prose over a caffeinated beverage. The spine might be a tad cracked, much like our own lives, and some pages may have that delightful crinkle that only time can impart. In this curious second-hand offering from Crappy Old Books, you hold a piece of literary chaos that beckons you to explore the absurdities hidden within the arithmetic of existence. So, grab your most eccentric pair of glasses, settle down in your favorite armchair, and prepare to question not just the equations of life, but perhaps the very sanity of those who attempt to solve them! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1485/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/equations-of-life-jan-2016.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9780316125185 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1483 Building Harlequins Moon by Larry Niven and Brenda Cooper In the whimsical world of speculative fiction, where reality often takes a backseat to the peculiar and the fantastical, we unearth a curious artifact: "Building Harlequin’s Moon," a collaborative masterpiece by the illustrious Larry Niven and the enigmatic Brenda Cooper. This 2006 Tor Science Fiction offering promises a cacophony of ideas that may or may not be coherent, much like a night at the pub after three too many pints. Imagine a narrative as tangled as your headphones after a week in your pocket—both frustrating and fascinating. What do you get when you combine the mind-bending ingenuity of Niven with Cooper’s innovative spirit? A literary rollercoaster ride through a universe that isn’t quite certain if it wants to be a utopia or a dystopia. This novel beckons readers to ponder the intricate dance of humanity and technology, much like watching a cat chase a laser pointer: endlessly entertaining, perhaps a little chaotic, and ultimately leaving you questioning your life choices. Set against the backdrop of a moon shaped like a Harlequin’s diamond-patterned costume, you might wonder if the inspiration came after a particularly vivid dream—or perhaps during a feverish bout of insomnia fueled by too many caffeine-laced snacks. The moon itself is a character, an eccentric entity that draws inhabitants desperate enough to try their luck in a celestial circus that defies the laws of gravity, logic, and maybe even taste. As the story unfolds, you will meet a cast of characters who may or may not play a critical role in your understanding of the philosophical musings at hand. The narrative challenges you to question the morality of technological advancement—while simultaneously wondering why you’re still reading about it instead of actually trying to build your own moon. The authors invite you to consider the ethics of creation, manipulation, and the occasional existential crisis, all while keeping you perched on the edge of your seat. Or perhaps just dozing off, because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good nap? As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter tantalizing concepts such as: Architectural wonders that may or may not exist in the realm of physics. Characters who seem to have wandered in from a different book entirely. Discussions on the nature of reality that leave you wondering if you should actually read this while sober. Technological advancements that might just be metaphors for your relationship with your Wi-Fi. Plot twists that are as surprising as finding a five-pound note in an old coat. Condition: Used, but don’t let that deter you! The book shows signs of a life well-lived—marginalia that could rival a poet’s notebook, smudged fingerprints from snacks consumed in the throes of literary passion, and a cover that has seen better days but still stands as a testament to its adventurous past. The dog-eared pages offer a certain charm, suggesting that someone has engaged with these ideas deeply, or perhaps just fell asleep multiple times. So, whether you’re a seasoned sci-fi aficionado or someone who thinks "Harlequin" is just a fancy word for a clown, "Building Harlequin’s Moon" promises to be a delightful detour through the realms of imagination. This book is available for those with an appetite for the bizarre, the curious, and the occasionally bewildering, all sold with a wink and a nod by Crappy Old Books. Grab your copy today and join the chaotic carnival—it’s bound to be a ride you won’t soon forget, even if you can’t quite remember what you read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1483/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/building-harlequins-moon-jan-2016.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor Science Fiction 9780765351296 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1482 Hidden Berkshire by Jean Archer Welcome to the peculiarly delightful world of “Hidden Berkshire,” a guidebook that promises not just to unveil the lesser-known nooks and crannies of this quaint county, but also to lead you on an adventure through time, space, and the oddities of 1991. Penned by the ever-enigmatic Jean Archer, this tome captures the essence of Berkshire in a way that makes you question whether it’s a travel guide or an elaborate treasure map scribbled by your eccentric aunt. Prepare for a jaunt through the county’s most elusive sites, where the scenery is as reliable as a British summer—often grey and slightly damp. Archer invites readers to explore those hidden gems that surely exist somewhere between the more popular tourist traps and the distant shadows of your memory. You won’t find Windsor Castle or the River Thames in these pages. Instead, expect to stumble upon descriptions of charmingly obscure local pubs with names like The Dreary Dog or The Mysterious Hedgehog, where the atmosphere is as thick as the ale, and the locals may or may not have been taxidermied. Yet, this isn’t just a collection of footnotes in the annals of Berkshire history; it’s a journey into the heart of rural English whimsy. The book is peppered with anecdotal detours about long-forgotten traditions, rambling walks that may or may not lead you astray, and local legends so bizarre they could only have been conceived by a Yorkshireman after a few too many pints. It begs the question: how much history can one county possibly hide? And why does it seem to be hiding it behind a curtain of bramble? Among the highlights in this typically Brit-centric publication (though it may sway towards the idiosyncratic), one can expect to find: A thorough exploration of the mythical Berkshire Beast, which may or may not be a local farmer’s overgrown sheepdog. A section dedicated to the art of biscuit-making in Berkshire, showcasing recipes that would make even Mary Berry raise an eyebrow. A guide to the most scenic spots for contemplating life’s awkwardness, with the added bonus of dreadful weather. Encounters with the autochthonous flora and fauna, including the ever-ambiguous ‘local squirrel’ with its questionable intentions. A handy glossary of terms like “proper job” and “barmy,” ensuring you blend in seamlessly with locals—provided they can understand your accent. Although it’s unlikely you’ll accidentally unearth the secrets of the universe, “Hidden Berkshire” delivers a charming dose of the peculiar, just as your tea is best served with a side of milk and a dash of bewilderment. The anecdotes are as winding as the country lanes they describe, and the photographs—if a bit grainy—capture the spirit of a time when everything was a little more... well, obscure. Condition: As sold by Crappy Old Books, this volume has been pre-loved, which is a polite way of saying it bears the marks of a well-traveled companion. Expect creases, coffee stains, and the occasional scribble from a previous owner who may have been a budding travel writer themselves. Still, these imperfections only add to the character of this quirky guide, much like the delightful imperfections found in the county of Berkshire itself. So, grab your wellies, slap on a raincoat, and prepare to wander through pages that promise not much but deliver a hearty dose of the unknown. “Hidden Berkshire” awaits your curious eyes, ready to whisk you off into the delightful absurdity that is rural England. Dive in, if you dare—after all, every second-hand gem has its own story, just waiting to be told by the next intrepid explorer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1482/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hidden-buckinghamshire-jan-2016.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Countryside Books 9781853060687 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1481 The Way of the Wally by Kevin W Parsons In a world where self-help books have become a spiritual buffet, “The Way of the Wally” stands out like a half-eaten sandwich left on a park bench. Authored by the enigmatic Kevin W Parsons in the glittering year of 1987, this tome promises to guide you on a whimsical journey through the labyrinth of life with the grace of a giraffe on roller skates. The book’s title alone invites curiosity, provoking questions far beyond its pages: who is Wally? And why, for heaven’s sake, is there a ‘way’ dedicated to him? Spoiler alert: Wally is not your average chap, and this book is not your average self-help book. Prepare to unravel the profound mysteries of mediocrity and embrace the absurdity of everyday encounters. Published by Century at a time when neon spandex was a genuine fashion statement and the world was still getting accustomed to the idea of cassette tapes, “The Way of the Wally” represents a quirky slice of ’80s philosophy that has somehow survived the test of time—much like that questionable cheese in the back of your fridge. Parsons’ blend of whimsical wit and unintentional profundity might leave readers scratching their heads, wondering if they’ve stumbled upon the world’s most absurd guidebook or the world’s most glorious joke. In these pages, you may find a series of charmingly convoluted anecdotes featuring Wally—an everyman whose life lessons are as relatable as they are bizarre. One can only assume that Parsons, in his infinite wisdom, set out to transform Wally from an ordinary bloke into a modern-day Socrates, albeit one who frequently trips over his own shoelaces. Expect side notes on how to navigate social gatherings by mastering the art of awkward silences and tips for perfecting the "confused nod" when confronted with conversations that definitely require more than a passing interest. As you turn each page, you’ll likely encounter a plethora of witticisms that tug at the heartstrings of irony. Is it possible to be both lost and found at the same time? What does it mean to truly embody the ‘Way of the Wally’? Is Wally a metaphor for the human condition or merely the name of Parsons’ pet goldfish? The answers to these profound questions remain elusive, much like your last pair of mismatched socks and the existential dread of choosing between tea and coffee. Prepare for a whimsical collection of life hacks that might or might not improve your social standing. You’ll be introduced to concepts such as: How to successfully navigate the minefield of office parties without actually interacting with anyone. The fine art of avoiding eye contact while simultaneously maintaining a veneer of intrigue. Strategies for turning mundane chores into profound existential crises. Why telling your cat about your day is an underrated form of therapy. And most importantly, the crucial distinction between being a Wally and just being wally. Condition: This particular copy of “The Way of the Wally” has endured its own adventures, featuring dog-eared pages and a cover that exhibits the type of wear and tear usually reserved for beloved childhood toys. The spine bears the scars of time, yet the musings within remain untouched by modern sensibilities. It is a testament to the fact that wisdom often comes clad in the guise of a slightly battered paperback. So, if you’re in the market for an utterly unique reading experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of your existence—or at the very least, your choice of cereal—look no further than “The Way of the Wally.” This delightful oddity awaits you, ready to turn your routine into a whimsical quest. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story and every story is just a little bit cracked. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1481/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-way-of-the-walley-jan-2016.jpg 0.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Century 9780712604734 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1480 Earthfire North by Nick Carter Dust off your 1980s nostalgia goggles and prepare to embark on a journey quite unlike any other with Nick Carter’s "Earthfire North." Published in 1983 by the illustrious Ace Books—perhaps best known for their uncanny ability to pair sci-fi wonders with covers that could make anyone question their life choices—this volume promises an exploration of themes so profound that they could leave you pondering the very fabric of existence or, at the very least, wondering why you ever took it off the shelf. Picture this: a world where the very earth is aflame, not from a romantic bonfire but from existential crises and possibly some questionable decisions by the inhabitants. The title hints at a narrative that’s likely a roaring affair with nature’s fury, yet we can’t help but wonder if "Earthfire" might actually refer to a particularly hot potato of a conflict among the characters. Or is it merely an elaborate pun lost to the ages? Only the boldest souls—or those with particularly high thresholds for literary ambiguity—will find out. The era of publication was a time when everything from hair to prose was larger than life, and "Earthfire North" fits right into this audacious decade. Readers may discover that the plot is as rich as the cheese on a 1980s pizza—loaded, a bit greasy, yet undeniably satisfying in moments. Carter’s prose likely dances between eloquence and the bizarre, much like a disco ball caught in a windstorm. You’ll be flipping pages faster than you can say “retro chic” as you navigate this veritable cornucopia of narrative twists and turns. As you delve into the pages, prepare to encounter a menagerie of characters. You might find yourself asking questions such as, "Is that character a hero or villain, or perhaps a little bit of both?" Characters are often as layered as the hairstyles of the period, and just like your old cassette tapes, they come with their own unique quirks and scratches. Readers may also appreciate how each character seems imbued with the spirit of the 80s, making their choices as unpredictable as a game of Pac-Man on a caffeine high. This edition, being a proud contender for the title of "Used Book Most Likely to Give You a Sense of Nostalgic Unease," offers a certain charm. It bears the marks of time and affection—dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and a cover that may or may not have been delicately adorned with a sticker from a long-defunct bookstore. Each blemish tells a story, and collectively they provide a window into the world of second-hand literature: where every crease and faded word is a badge of honour. Condition: Used. This book has traveled through time and space, perhaps via a less-than-reliable postal service, and bears the scars to prove it. Expect a frayed spine, pages that have conspired to yellow subtly over the years, and the kind of well-loved aura that makes it feel like an old friend you’ve yet to meet. If you find the smell of slightly musty paper comforting, this could be your new best mate. Features characters that could only exist in the wild imagination of the 1980s. Prose that may leave you questioning reality—an excellent conversation starter! Potentially includes wisdom that was lost in the digital age. Could be a perfect prop for your next retro-themed gathering. Ideal for readers with a taste for the peculiar or those who enjoy a hint of chaos. So, if you’re in the market for a literary experience that’s as unpredictable as the hairstyles of the decade, "Earthfire North" is ready to make its way onto your shelf. Snag it from Crappy Old Books, where old tales gather dust and stories await rediscovery. Dust it off, crack it open, and let the curiosity unfold—who knows, you might just unearth a narrative treasure amidst the fire and ash. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1480/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/earthfire-north-jan-2016.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Books 9780441181025 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1479 Deep Kill by Irving A Greenfield In an era when mullets were the height of fashion and VHS tapes were considered cutting-edge technology, Irving A Greenfield’s “Deep Kill” emerges like a half-forgotten relic from a time when thrillers were both breezy and bewildering. Published in 1986 by the illustrious Zebra, this novel promises to whisk you away on a convoluted journey that’s likely to leave you wondering if you’ve accidentally wandered into a bad episode of a soap opera crossed with a low-budget action flick. Picture this: a world where intrigue is as common as a pint in a pub and the tension is thicker than the fog in a Dickensian alleyway. Greenfield, armed with a typewriter and an impeccable sense of the absurd, conjures a narrative that could only be described as “delightfully dizzying.” The pages are packed with melodrama, where every turn of the page might either have you gasping in shock or scratching your head in confusion—possibly both at the same time. One can only assume that the title, “Deep Kill,” was chosen with the same level of directness one might use to name a cat “Fluffy.” But let’s not get too tangled up in the weeds. The charm of this novel lies not solely in its plot, but in its unrepentantly quirky characters, each more outlandish than the last. Who can forget the grizzled detective with a penchant for quoting Shakespeare at the most inappropriate of moments? Or perhaps the femme fatale who seems to have misplaced her moral compass somewhere between the third and fourth chapters? The dialogue sparkles with wit, albeit of the sort that might have left your English teacher gasping for breath in horror. This book is a veritable smorgasbord of bizarre twists, with enough red herrings to fill a fish market. While you’re trying to grasp the intricacies of this plot—one that might require a flowchart just to keep track—you may find yourself questioning if Greenfield was secretly a magician, conjuring plot devices from thin air. Suspense builds as you’re led deeper into a web of deceit, betrayal, and possibly the world’s most inefficient crime syndicate. Or maybe it’s all just a misunderstanding over a missing biscuit recipe. One can’t help but admire the audaciousness of the Zebra publishing house in bringing this curious concoction to the masses. The cover art alone should be framed and hung in a museum dedicated to 1980s aesthetics, featuring a bewildering combination of neon colors and ominous shadows. Were the designers on a caffeine high or simply trying to distract from the inscrutable narrative within? Only time—and possibly a good cup of tea—will tell. Condition: This second-hand copy is well-loved and carries the marks of its journey through time. Expect dog-eared pages, a few mysteriously placed coffee stains, and the occasional note jotted in the margins that could either be profound or simply a shopping list. It’s the sort of wear that adds character and perhaps a dash of intrigue. After all, who knows what secrets this book has been privy to on its travels? Were they mere embellishments or the musings of a past reader who was utterly confounded? You’ll have to find out for yourself. If you’re in the market for a book that presents itself with all the subtlety of a brick through a window, then “Deep Kill” is your ticket to an unforgettable literary experience. Just remember to wear your quirkiness as armor and keep your wits about you, for this book is not for the faint of heart. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your favorite armchair, and prepare to ponder the mind-boggling intricacies of a story that may or may not make any sense at all. As you peruse the shelves of Crappy Old Books, let this gem of a novel remind you that sometimes, the joy of reading is not just in unraveling the mystery, but in embracing the delightful absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1479/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/depth-force-jan-2016.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zebra 9780821719329 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1478 Terminal by Robin Cook In the grand tradition of medical thrillers that are decidedly less about health and more about the impending doom of humanity, Robin Cook’s *Terminal* arrives to remind us that while our bodies may be frail, our penchant for melodrama is anything but. Published in 1994 by Berkley—an imprint that surely had its share of caffeine-fueled late-night discussions on how to spice up the world of medicine—this book promises a journey into the dark heart of the medical establishment and the even darker recesses of our own questionable decisions. Picture this: you, the unsuspecting reader, embarking on a heart-racing adventure through the labyrinth of modern medicine. With Cook at the helm, one can only assume there will be moments that make you squirm, shudder, and perhaps even question that sandwich you just ate for lunch. After all, *Terminal* isn’t just a title; it’s an invitation to contemplate your life choices while the main characters do their best to unravel some medical mystery that, let’s be honest, probably involves a virus that could wipe out humanity. Or worse, invalidating your gym membership. Cook, a master of the medical thriller, has gifted us a narrative that meanders through the ethical quagmires of bioengineering and the occasional bit of corporate malfeasance, all wrapped in a narrative style that suggests he might just be having a chuckle at our expense. Readers may find themselves pondering profound questions like: "If I’m going to die anyway, why not enjoy an overpriced latte?" or "Is it too late to switch to a diet of kale and minimal contact with the outside world?" As we delve deeper into the pages of this literary nugget, expect the discomfort of following characters who, in their quest for truth, seem eerily similar to those hapless souls we see in infomercials screaming about the latest miracle drug. There’s a touch of irony here because as they race against time to confront the shadows lurking in the corridors of power, you might be sitting in your armchair, snickering at the idea that a simple trip to the doctor could turn into a high-stakes game of survival. Spoiler alert: it probably won’t, but it might just make you reconsider your frequent visits to the NHS. The book is peppered with the kind of technical jargon that should both impress and confuse, keeping readers on their toes and perhaps providing an inadvertent education on medical terminology that might come in handy for future trivia nights—or, let’s be honest, could just make you the most insufferable person at social gatherings. And if you’re the type who enjoys a good old-fashioned conspiracy theory to accompany your passion for the macabre, then you’ll find a veritable feast laid out before you. The distinct possibility of contracting a rare disease just by reading about it. Characters whose moral compass seems to be powered by questionable ethics. A narrative style that contrasts high stakes with the mundane realities of medical bureaucracy. Chilling insights into the darker side of human innovation—because who doesn’t want a side of existential dread? The occasional plot twist that makes you want to throw the book across the room (in a good way). Condition: Used, which is to say it bears the battle scars of previous readers who may not have taken the title too seriously but certainly embraced its essence. Expect dog-eared pages, a spine that may or may not have given up on life, and perhaps a whiff of the past that could only be described as "vintage bookshop"—a scent that evokes memories of long-forgotten reading nooks and the odd, slightly musty aroma of a time when life felt a touch more carefree. So, if you’re in the market for a book that will keep you on the edge of your seat while also invoking a fair amount of bemusement at the human condition, *Terminal* might just be your ticket to a deeper understanding of how science fiction sometimes feels like science fact. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare yourself for an experience that may just make you rethink your next medical appointment. Or possibly your lunch choices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1478/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/terminal-jan-2016.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley 9780425140949 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1422 Lukes Gold by Charles G West In a world where gold seems to glimmer like a mirage in the desert of the mundane, Charles G West takes us on a rollercoaster ride through the rugged terrains of ambition, treasure hunting, and the occasional existential crisis that might ensue when one’s dreams don’t precisely align with reality. Enter "Lukes Gold," a title that promises adventure but might leave you pondering if the only gold you’ll find is the gleaming cover itself, polished to a high shine but intriguingly empty beneath the surface. Published in 2008 by Signet, this literary piece comes with an unmistakable aura of “I might have read this in a waiting room once.” Readers are beckoned into a story that flirts with thrilling escapades but often ends up more like an awkward dance at a wedding where no one knows the steps. The protagonist, Luke—an ambitious soul with dreams as lofty as the mountains he hopes to conquer—navigates a minefield of questionable decisions and questionable company, leading one to wonder if the true treasure is merely a metaphor for his questionable life choices. One must marvel at the title, "Lukes Gold," which may or may not be a clever play on words. Is it a reference to a character named Luke, or merely a typo that slipped past the editors while they were busy enjoying their cups of tea? One cannot be certain. Regardless, this book serves as a reminder that life is filled with uncertainties, much like attempting to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. You might end up with extra pieces or, worse, a wobbly bookshelf that looks oddly like the plot of this novel. As the narrative unfolds, readers are treated to a cavalcade of characters who are likely just as lost as Luke himself. Expect to meet a cast of supporting characters who seem to be auditioning for a reality show about the worst treasure hunters in history. Their collective wisdom is rivaled only by their ability to make absurd choices that propel the plot into the realm of the delightfully absurd. One can only wonder if these characters are just figments of Luke’s imagination or if West inadvertently channeled his own experiences with poorly executed heists. In a delightful twist of fate, West manages to weave in moments of irony that serve as a refreshing palate cleanser amidst the drudgery of the hunt for gold. Readers may find themselves laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all, as Luke stumbles through scenarios that would perplex even the most seasoned adventurer. There’s a sort of charm in witnessing a character so dedicated to his quest that he forgets to check if he’s packing a map or merely a wish list for a Sunday roast. Condition: Used, but not in the way that suggests character development or deep existential contemplation. The spine is cracked, much like our hopes after the last chapter, and the pages are slightly dog-eared, caught mid-gasp at the various plot twists. One might say it has “character”—or, at the very least, a visible history of its previous readers, who too may have pondered the great mysteries of life while trying to decipher whether there’s actual gold in this narrative, or just a shiny cover that deceives the eye. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for an adventure that feels more like a guided tour through a series of unfortunate events, "Lukes Gold" may just be the book for you. Whether you’re searching for a laugh, a lesson in absurdity, or simply a way to pass the time, this book promises to deliver a curious cocktail of irony and bewilderment. So grab your mining gear—preferably not actual mining gear—and settle in for a wild ride through the whimsical landscape of second-hand literature, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1422/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lukes-gold-jan-2016.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451225436 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1421 Buddhist Scriptures by Edward Conze Ah, "Buddhist Scriptures" by Edward Conze, a delightful tome that marries the ancient wisdom of the East with the sleek, monochrome aesthetic of 1950s Penguin Classics. Picture this: a chubby little penguin waddling its way through the lotus fields, trying to grasp the profound teachings of enlightenment but getting distracted by the latest fashion trends in London. It’s a book for those who wish to sip their Earl Grey while contemplating the fleeting nature of existence—or simply for those who enjoy a good read about the existential crises of monks. Either way, you’re in for a treat. First published in that golden year of 1959, this collection is a veritable buffet of Buddhist thought, offering morsels of wisdom that could satisfy the most discerning of spiritual palates. Conze, who was apparently the literary equivalent of a Swiss Army knife, expertly translates and distills ancient texts into something digestible for the modern mind—though, we must warn you, the occasional existential crisis might still occur amidst the metaphysical musings. This book is not just for the devout practitioner; it’s for the curious, the confused, and anyone who has ever wondered why they’re so compelled to seek enlightenment while simultaneously binging on biscuits. As you flip through the pages, you’ll find a curious mix of esoteric concepts and practical advice—an odd fusion akin to pairing a fine French cheese with a tin of salted crackers. It’s an experience that will leave you pondering life’s great existential dilemmas, such as: “Why, oh why, can’t I find my other sock?” or “Is enlightenment just a state of mind, or is it more like losing your car keys?” The book is both a guide and a riddle wrapped in a conundrum, all bound together under the watchful eye of a rather bemused penguin on the cover. Now, let’s talk about the content—because if you’re going to be lost in thought, you might as well be lost in something that’s worth your time. You may encounter passages that seem to transcend time and space, alongside those that might make you double-check your own sanity. Conze presents a kaleidoscope of teachings that oscillate between the profound and the puzzling. One moment you might find yourself entranced by the beauty of the concept of ‘Anatta’ (the doctrine of non-self), and the next you could be completely baffled by why anyone would want to sit cross-legged on a mountain when there are perfectly good sofas available. What else can you expect? The prose has a certain charm to it, reminiscent of a professor trying to engage a group of sleepy first-year students at 9 AM. It’s a combination of clarity and complexity that somehow makes you feel simultaneously enlightened and utterly perplexed. The footnotes are like little breadcrumbs leading you deeper into the forest of Buddhist thought, sure to delight the intellectual adventurer—or utterly confuse the casual reader. If you’re not careful, you might find yourself lost in contemplation about the nature of reality itself, all while trying to remember where you left your shopping list. Annotations that make you wonder if you’re reading a scripture or a cryptic crossword. Footnotes that might just contain the secrets to life—or possibly just a recipe for vegan scones. A charmingly battered cover that speaks to the book’s rich history of contemplation (and perhaps a few coffee stains). Pages that might just be infused with the spirit of the countless seekers who have turned them. Insights into the human condition that are as relevant today as they were centuries ago (or maybe just last week). Condition: Used, with all the quirks and eccentricities that come from being a well-loved book. Expect well-thumbed pages, perhaps a few notes from previous readers pondering their own existence in the margins, and a couple of dog-eared corners that suggest someone had a particularly enlightening moment at page 69. This book has seen the world and its fair share of contemplative tea sessions, and it’s ready to accompany you on your own journey into the infinite. In summary, "Buddhist Scriptures" is more than just a book; it’s a companion on your quest for meaning, a trusty sidekick in your existential adventures, available from Crappy Old Books. Grab a copy and prepare for a ride through the realms of thought that is equal parts enlightening and utterly baffling. You may never look at your tea the same way again! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1421/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/buddhist-scriptures-jan-2016.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Classics 9780140440881 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1420 The Greek Myths- Volume 2 by Robert Graves In a world where mythology reigns supreme and the gods take special pleasure in meddling with mere mortals, Robert Graves delivers us the second slice of a pie that is both deliciously rich and slightly spoiled. Welcome to The Greek Myths - Volume 2, a tome that encapsulates the grandiosity of the ancients whilst somehow managing to feel like a chat with your eccentric uncle who hasn’t quite grasped the concept of personal boundaries. Published in the illustrious year of 1977, this edition carries the weight of both its content and the faint whiff of a bygone era, lingering like an old sock in a damp drawer. Picture yourself nestled in a cozy armchair, perhaps with a cup of something decidedly British (a lukewarm cup of tea or a flat pint, your choice). You crack open this volume and are immediately whisked back to a time when gods were as capricious as a cat at a dog show and heroes stumbled into glory like fish on a bicycle. With Graves as your guide, you will traverse a landscape filled with hubristic heroes, vengeful deities, and myths that might leave you pondering whether human folly is indeed a universal constant. Is it possible that the Greeks were just a tad melodramatic? Absolutely! But who wouldn’t be melodramatic when your life could hinge on a single, wayward arrow from a jealous goddess? Graves takes us through the motions of gods’ whims and the mortals who either succumb to or survive their capriciousness, all while maintaining a dry, ironic wit that could make even the most stoic philosopher crack a grin. In this volume, you may find yourself engrossed in tales of epic proportions and questionable morals, where characters like Persephone and Demeter engage in a tug-of-war over more than just a few pomegranates. Expect side plots that unfold with the grace of a three-legged elephant trying to dance, and moral lessons that, if we’re honest, often end up glossed over like a bad paint job. It’s as if Graves whimsically pulls from a potpourri of ancient lore, adding a sprinkle of his personal spice that leaves you unsure whether to laugh, cry, or scratch your head. As you thumb through these pages, you may also encounter assorted footnotes and references that read like an ancient version of Wikipedia, complete with the occasional snarky comment. Did you know that some scholars argue about the authenticity of certain myths? Neither did we, until Graves dropped that bombshell as if he were discussing the weather. The book can feel like a conversation over a pint with someone who knows a bit too much about the subject, which is either enlightening or exasperating, depending on your mood. Condition: Used, which the discerning reader might interpret as ‘well-loved’ or ‘I accidentally left it in the garden for a week.’ Expect slightly dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (or is that ambrosia?), and perhaps an inscription by the previous owner, who may or may not have been a philosophy major. While the cover may show signs of wear and tear akin to a well-used sofa, the wisdom contained within is as timeless as a Greek tragedy played out in slow motion. So if you’re ready to embrace the chaotic world of Greek mythology, where even the gods have trust issues and family reunions can end in disaster, this volume is your ticket to a binge-worthy reading experience. You may want to have a dictionary on hand for the more obscure references, and perhaps a glass of wine to toast the inevitable tragedies that befall your favorite characters. Join us at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that second-hand is the new first-class, especially when it comes wrapped in the delightful chaos of ancient narratives and a sprinkle of Graves’ sardonic charm. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1420/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-greek-myths-2-jan-2016.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140205091 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1419 The Car by Gary Paulsen In the annals of literature, few tomes shine as brilliantly—albeit in a somewhat tarnished manner—as Gary Paulsen’s 1995 masterpiece, "The Car." Published by the illustrious Laurel Leaf, which is to say, a publisher that may or may not have a soft spot for literary oddities, this book delivers an experience that can only be described as a road trip through the erratic wiring of the human psyche, complete with a few emotional speed bumps and a couple of flat tires along the way. What can one expect from a book titled "The Car"? A thrilling adventure? A profound meditation on the meaning of freedom? Or perhaps a comprehensive guide to automotive repair? Spoiler alert: it’s none of the above. Instead, it offers a delightful mélange of adolescent angst and mechanical misadventures, a narrative that veers off the beaten path and takes a detour through the existential crises of its characters, with a healthy dose of irony, of course. You might find yourself pondering whether the real protagonist is the car itself, a vehicle of miscommunication and self-discovery, or if it’s merely a rusty hunk of metal on a metaphorical joyride. As Paulsen takes the wheel, readers are treated to a whimsical exploration of not just the physical car, but the emotional landscapes of those who cling to their steering wheels as if their lives depend on it. It’s a journey that oscillates between heartfelt revelations and the awkwardness of teenage driving lessons, presumably best read while parked safely in a well-lit area, lest you accidentally hit the gas on your own existential musings. The prose is a curious affair—one moment it’s a lyrical ode to the freedom of the open road, and the next, it’s an acerbic jab at the mundanity of life wrapped in the guise of a road trip. Paulsen’s ability to blend the profound with the absurd will leave readers both chuckling and scratching their heads in bemusement. Who knew that a book about a car could trigger such a torrent of introspection, or at least a vigorous debate about who left the empty take-out containers in the backseat? What’s more, as you flip through the pages, you may find yourself asking existential questions like: Will the car ever get to its destination? And, more importantly, is the destination even worth the fuel? You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you might even feel like hopping in your own vehicle and seeing just how far you can get before the metaphors start running low on petrol. And let’s not forget the delightful format of this gem, which, being a product of the mid-’90s, is a throwback to a time when books had a certain tactile charm—books that were meant to be thumbed through, dog-eared, and perhaps even gifted to that one friend who always insists on taking the scenic routes, much to everyone else’s dismay. If you’re searching for a book to occupy your time during an interminable wait in a queue, or perhaps while your car is being mysteriously repaired, "The Car" is a splendid choice. Just be prepared for some unexpected detours along the way. Condition: This used edition of "The Car" comes to you with a certain character—think of it as the literary equivalent of a vintage vehicle: a few scuffs on the cover, pages that may have seen better days, and the occasional whimsical coffee stain that adds a touch of drama to the reading experience. You might even find a few forgotten bookmarks lodged between the pages, perhaps a remnant of a previous reader’s journey, or an odd shopping list from the mid-’90s that prompts you to ponder the culinary fads of yesteryear. It’s a charming offering from Crappy Old Books, where the imperfect is celebrated, and each book is a story just waiting to be rediscovered. So, strap in and prepare for a narrative ride that promises to be as quirky and ironic as a roadside diner menu. Gary Paulsen’s "The Car" awaits, ready to take you on a journey through the winding roads of life; just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and perhaps a well-tuned metaphorical GPS. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1419/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-car-jan-2016.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Laurel Leaf 9780440219187 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1418 A Rare Benedictine by Ellis Peters In the curious world of titles, “A Rare Benedictine” by Ellis Peters stands out like a particularly odd-shaped biscuit at a tea party—one that has been left out too long but still carries a certain charm. This 1991 offering from the esteemed Mysterious Press may not be the most talked-about tome on the shelves of your local bookshop, but it undoubtedly carries with it the rich patina of history and a hint of mustiness, which only second-hand books can provide. The rare Benedictine in question is, one may assume, not a fine vintage of wine, nor a lost breed of monk, but rather a peculiar plot twist waiting to unfold, all layered with the author’s signature wit and wisdom. As you turn the pages, you’ll find yourself knee-deep in a narrative that may involve all the usual suspects expected of a Peters work—a dash of mystery, perhaps a sprinkle of medieval intrigue, and characters so lifelike they might just leap off the page to join you for your afternoon tea. The author, renowned for crafting tales that intertwine the quaintness of monastic life with the thrill of intellectual sleuthing, has undoubtedly stuck to her knitting while producing this rare piece. Expect the unexpected, where every chapter is a delightful gamble, much like trusting a cat to guard your cream. Readers of Ellis Peters often remark on her ability to weave intricate narratives while keeping the prose as cozy as a well-worn armchair. One imagines that “A Rare Benedictine” is no exception. You’ll likely encounter a cast of characters that might include overly-enthusiastic monks, suspicious villagers, and possibly a wandering spirit or two, all of whom could stand in as your personal tour guide through the labyrinthine corridors of the mind and the abbey alike. Now, let’s not ignore the book’s condition—a critical aspect for any discerning bibliophile. Condition: This particular copy, sold by Crappy Old Books, bears the marks of love and usage, with dog-eared pages that chronicle its journey from one eager reader to another. It could be said that the creases and stains add character, much like the lines on an old gentleman’s face. As you hold it, you may feel the echoes of previous readers who pondered the same mysteries, perhaps over a cup of Earl Grey or a particularly dubious slice of fruitcake. But what about the plot? Ah, therein lies the mystery! The title alone suggests that our protagonist—whether a Benedictine monk or perhaps an unusually rare breed of butterfly—will have to confront challenges that even the most pious among us would find daunting. Is it a riddle wrapped in an enigma? A philosophical debate disguised as a murder mystery? Or merely a clever play on words to entice your unsuspecting mind? Who can say? Perhaps the joy lies in discovering it for yourself. As you ponder whether a rare Benedictine is merely a metaphor for something that is all too common or if it could be a genuine call to action for readers to embrace the more esoteric elements of life, remember this: the book is a vessel, carrying thoughts, ideas, and perhaps a stray crumb of biscuit from the last reader. In this life, it’s the mysteries we uncover, rather than those we solve, that truly matter. In summary, “A Rare Benedictine” is not just a book; it’s an experience—a chance to connect with the past while reveling in the delightful awkwardness of second-hand literature. So, grab a cup of—what else?—tea, settle into your favorite reading nook, and prepare for a journey like no other, all courtesy of Crappy Old Books. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1418/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-rare-benedictine-jan-2016.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mysterious Press 9780446400886 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1417 First Frontier by Diane Carey and James I Kirkland Prepare yourself for a literary jaunt through the imaginative mind of Diane Carey and the possibly extraterrestrial touch of James I Kirkland in "First Frontier." Published in 1995 by Pocket Books, this book is like a time capsule from an era when the world was relatively innocent, and the idea of space travel seemed as plausible as finding a decent cuppa at a roadside service station. A delightful artifact of its time, it provides the perfect fuel for your nostalgia-fueled book club discussions or as a doorstop for that particularly drafty room. Here, readers might be tempted to think they are about to embark on an epic space adventure, but in truth, it’s probably more like a slow train-wreck of whimsy and earnestness. The title itself, "First Frontier," suggests an interstellar escapade, but lets not kid ourselves; it’s likely more of a metaphorical exploration of the confusing, often baffling realm of human emotions—like when you’re trying to figure out whether you really love that overcooked pasta your flatmate insists is “al dente.” The authors, Carey and Kirkland, have crafted a narrative that promises to whisk you away to the final frontier, though it might feel more like a leisurely stroll through a cosmic garden, filled with eccentric aliens and questionable philosophical musings. As you turn each page, you can almost hear the faint echoes of “Beam me up, Scotty” ringing in your ears, though you’d be left wondering if you should really be thankful for the ride or just hope to be beamed somewhere else entirely. As you navigate the pages, expect a mishmash of characters who are likely to remind you of that assortment of peculiar people you encounter at a family gathering, the ones you never quite know how you’re related to and yet somehow feel obligated to engage in conversation. The dialogue might be sprinkled with the kind of wit you’d expect at a pub quiz, where the stakes are low, but the sarcasm is high, and where the answers are often as obscure as the plot twists. In an unmistakable nod to the peculiarities of 1990s literature, the writing style in "First Frontier" is replete with a delightful awkwardness. It’s like eating a slightly stale biscuit: familiar enough to give you comfort but just crumbling at the edges to remind you that it’s, well, not exactly fresh. The prose teeters on the edge of being profound but ultimately settles comfortably into the realm of the bewilderingly mundane, leaving you pondering the great existential questions while simultaneously wondering what to have for dinner. Condition: Used, but don’t let that deter you! This book carries the marks of a life well-lived, with dog-eared pages and margins filled with the hasty scrawls of a previous reader. Expect the occasional coffee stain—perhaps a testament to someone’s late-night existential crisis brought on by the mind-bending content. The cover may exhibit a certain weariness, as though it has seen things you wouldn’t believe, like the rise and fall of disco or the invention of the Internet itself. Here are some delightful features you might encounter while wrestling with this literary beast: A plot that could double as a cryptic crossword puzzle. Characters with names so complex you might need a guidebook to keep track. Philosophical musings that could make even Socrates scratch his head. Footnotes that are as confusing as they are intriguing. Exclamations of wonder that will leave you wondering what exactly is so wondrous. In a world filled with sleek, polished novels that promise to sweep you off your feet, "First Frontier" stands defiantly as a quirky testament to the joy of second-hand literature. So why not add this slightly battered relic to your collection from Crappy Old Books? After all, every bookshelf deserves a touch of irony and a dash of the absurd, and what better way to embrace both than with a classic from the not-so-distant past? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1417/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/str-trek-first-frontier-jan-2016.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671520458 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1416 The Five Red Herrings by Dorothy L Sayers In a world where logic is as twisted as a pretzel in a power yoga class, Dorothy L. Sayers plunges us into the murky waters of crime and deception with her delightfully convoluted mystery, *The Five Red Herrings*. Published in a year so recent that you might expect a touch of modernity, 1995, by the ever-reliable HarperTorch, this book is anything but a straightforward whodunit. It’s more like a whodunit that has decided to take a scenic detour through the countryside, stopping at every confusing signpost along the way. Picture it: a quaint Scottish town where everyone seems suspiciously pleasant, as if they’ve been auditioning for a role in a rather eccentric soap opera. Our dear sleuth, Lord Peter Wimsey, embarks on a quest to untangle the webs of deceit spun by a motley crew of characters, each more peculiar than the last. If you ever thought that a mystery could include both dead bodies and the nuances of railway schedules, you’re in for a treat! Sayers has woven a plot that will have you second-guessing your own sanity by the time you reach the end. The title itself, *The Five Red Herrings*, offers a hint that navigating this narrative is akin to participating in a game of chess against a particularly wily octopus. Just when you think you’ve caught on to Sayers’ playful trickery, she introduces another red herring that makes you reconsider everything you thought you knew. Is that a clue or just a distraction? And who decided that red herrings would be the theme of this literary feast? Perhaps they were just hungry for something fishy. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter a cast of characters that could only have originated in the mind of a writer who had far too much tea and not enough sense. Each character is a delightful caricature, from the overly chatty townsfolk to the suspiciously stoic police officers. Their interactions are like a dance where everyone is stepping on each other’s toes, resulting in a delightful mess that only Sayers could orchestrate. If you’re a fan of characters who could hold a conversation with a brick wall and still manage to lose the argument, you’ll feel right at home. Now, let’s not forget the prose itself. Sayers’ writing is a charming blend of wit and whimsy, as though she’s hosting a tea party for her readers where the biscuits are sprinkled with sarcasm. Prepare yourself for sentences that twist and turn like a country road, only occasionally leading you to the destination you expected. You might find yourself pondering the philosophical implications of why anyone would choose to commit murder over a game of chess. Wouldn’t it be easier to just resign? Condition: This particular copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, carries the delightful patina of its previous life. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (which only adds to its character), and a spine that has survived more reading sessions than you can shake a stick at. It’s the kind of book that has seen things, my friend, and is just as eager to share its tales of adventure and literary escapades. Why not take a moment to ponder the essential questions of life as you peruse this work? Questions like: Why do we love mysteries? Is it the thrill of the chase or the satisfaction of resolution? Or perhaps it’s simply because we enjoy the company of eccentric characters who stumble through the plot like they’ve just had one too many pints at the local pub? So, if you’re in search of a literary experience that will leave you both baffled and amused, look no further than *The Five Red Herrings*. Here’s your chance to immerse yourself in a world where crime might not pay, but it does provide excellent entertainment. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a good puzzle wrapped inside a conundrum, sprinkled with a dash of British charm? Grab your magnifying glass and prepare for a riddle wrapped in an enigma, as only Dorothy L. Sayers could provide, and let Crappy Old Books be your guide into this delightful literary labyrinth. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1416/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-five-red-herrings-jan-2016.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperTorch 9780061043635 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1415 Stallion Gate by Martin Cruz Smith Ah, "Stallion Gate," a title that conjures images of majestic steeds galloping through golden fields, only to discover it’s actually a literary excursion into the almost mystical realms of human endeavour—rather like herding cats, but with more existential dread. Written in 1987 by the illustrious Martin Cruz Smith, this tome, published by Ballantine Books, tantalisingly invites you into a world where the past and the present intermingle with a complexity that could befuddle even the most scholarly of minds. Forget what you know about standard storytelling; this is for those who enjoy the thrill of the unexpected and appreciate the subtle art of literary irony. Set against an enigmatic backdrop that might remind one of an overcooked egg yolk—intense yet ultimately unsatisfying—Smith crafts a narrative that dares to delve into the labyrinthine psyche of its characters. You might see in the pages a reflection of your own life, or perhaps just a reminder of the last time you attempted to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. The existential ponderings contained herein may leave you questioning not just the characters’ motivations, but also your choice of reading material. After all, who doesn’t love a good head-scratcher? Expect to encounter a cast of characters who are as delightfully flawed as they are painfully relatable. Each page turn could be a new adventure—or misadventure—into the realms of ambition, love, and the occasional existential crisis. These are not your typical heroes, mind you. Instead, think of them as the quirky friends you’d encounter at a pub quiz night, where everyone has slightly different ideas about the answers and no one really knows the rules. Perhaps this is where Smith shines, weaving together a tapestry of human quirks that could rival a patchwork quilt made by an overzealous grandmother. But what of the title, you ask? "Stallion Gate" sounds like it could either be a posh equestrian centre or a new-age wellness retreat. Instead, it’s a metaphorical gateway into the tangled labyrinth of human experience, where the stallions are not just animals, but representations of our unbridled hopes and dreams, which, let’s face it, are often thwarted by the reality of adulting. The very idea that we might have control over our destinies gets a good, ironic chuckle in this narrative, as Smith deftly demonstrates that life has other plans, usually involving paperwork and slightly incorrect assumptions about the weather. Readers hoping for a straightforward narrative arc may find themselves wandering into the thickets of ambiguity. Each chapter feels like a new twist in a plot that could just as easily be a philosophical discourse as it could be a gripping thriller—or, more likely, a whimsical combination of both that leaves you wondering if you’ve accidentally picked up a different book altogether. Thus, the experience of reading "Stallion Gate" can be likened to embarking on a road trip with a friend who’s never heard of a map, and yet somehow finds the most quaint and interesting detours along the way. Condition: This edition of "Stallion Gate" is used and, as such, carries the delightful patina of age that only second-hand books can provide. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, mysterious coffee stains (or are they just the remnants of an existential crisis?), and a spine that has seen better days—much like the characters within. The cover may show signs of wear, which adds to its charm, much like a well-loved jacket that has accompanied you on countless adventures. You might even find some quirky marginalia, notes from previous readers pondering the same existential quandaries that are bound to arise. Ultimately, this book is for those who enjoy the eclectic and the eccentric, who wish to probe the depths of the human spirit while possibly being entertained by an unexpectedly funny mishap or two. So if you’re prepared to journey through the fantastical yet oddly relatable world of "Stallion Gate," be sure to snag yourself a copy from Crappy Old Books—where second-hand literature meets its quirky fate and awaits your impending literary adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1415/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stallion-gate-jan-2016.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345310798 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1414 Gone But Not Forgotten by Phillip Margolin In a world where books vanish like socks in a laundry cycle, “Gone But Not Forgotten” by Phillip Margolin offers a deeply unnerving exploration of disappearance—not just of people, but of whole landscapes and the nuanced memories they carry. Published in the halcyon days of 1994, this Bantam classic is a hodgepodge of intrigue, questionable motives, and the ironies of human existence, all wrapped up in a cover that has seen better days. One can only wonder if the cover itself has undergone a mysterious transformation, much like the plot within. The title, “Gone But Not Forgotten,” undoubtedly suggests a whimsical romp through the annals of memory, but fear not, dear reader! There’s a deliciously sardonic twist awaiting you. Margolin, with his deft hand, navigates through a labyrinth of disappearances, ensuring that you’re left pondering long after you’ve turned the final page—possibly even whether you left your own car keys in the fridge. This novel is a testament to that peculiar human trait of remembering things that never happened while forgetting the crucial details that did. Perhaps you’re wondering about the book’s charm? It lies in its relentless pursuit of the absurd, juxtaposing elements that are often at odds. Here lie characters who are as forgettable as last week’s takeaway, yet their fates weave a tapestry so intricate you might find yourself lost in it, much like that time you lost your wallet in a stranger’s garden. The narrative dances between reality and the surreal, as if Margolin himself was conducting an orchestra of misfits at an off-kilter circus. Throughout this literary escapade, readers may find themselves questioning the very nature of identity, memory, and, let’s be honest, their sanity. Are we not all just players in a vast cosmic joke, waiting for the punchline that may never come? Margolin’s characters grapple with their own shadows—hunted by phantoms of the past and haunted by the specter of choices made in the dim glow of a poorly lit pub. One can’t help but chuckle at the irony; while the characters might be ‘gone,’ their perplexing choices are etched into the annals of this book, forever reminding us of their folly. As for the writing style, it possesses that delightful knack for drawing you in while simultaneously pushing you toward the exit—much like an overly chatty neighbor. Margolin’s prose is peppered with dry wit and the occasional turn of phrase that feels like a slap on the back from an old friend who’s had one too many. You may find yourself nodding along, chuckling at the absurdity, while simultaneously wondering if you should have left that house party earlier. Expect a plot that feels as if it’s been rehearsed by a troupe of amateur actors stumbling through an avant-garde play. Characters that might remind you of acquaintances you’ve politely forgotten at a school reunion. Layers of irony that could rival an onion—so many tears, yet so little clarity! A narrative that resembles a maze designed by someone who’s never actually been inside a maze. Moments of clarity so rare they might as well be ghost sightings. Condition: The book comes in a state that tells its own story. Slightly dog-eared and with a spine that has its own wrinkles, it whispers hints of a life once lived—perhaps in the hands of a reader who took it to the park, sipped lukewarm tea, and contemplated the very essence of existence. The pages may display the signs of a bygone era, with the kind of yellowing that suggests not just age, but wisdom accumulated from countless readings under blankets on rainy afternoons. In conclusion, “Gone But Not Forgotten” is not merely a novel; it’s an experience that invites readers to revel in the peculiarities of existence. If you’re searching for a book with an unkempt charm and a narrative that tickles the intellect while tugging at your heartstrings (or vice versa), then look no further. You may just find this delightful oddity at Crappy Old Books, where each volume carries its own quirky story, much like the one you’re about to embark upon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1414/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gone-but-not-forgotten-jan-2016.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553569032 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1413 Titan by John Varley In the glittering cosmos of 1987, as shoulder pads and synth beats ruled the Earth, John Varley unleashed "Titan" upon an unsuspecting public, wrapped in a cover that screams, "Look at me! I’m from the future!" This book, a veritable time capsule of speculative imagination, promises to take readers on a journey that makes a jaunt through the galaxy feel like a stroll to the corner shop. If you’ve ever pondered the philosophical implications of wrestling with alien polyps or wanted to experience the joys of voyeuristic space travel, then strap in—though we can’t guarantee a smooth ride. Picture this: a sprawling narrative that flirts with the very essence of existence, as Varley introduces us to an eclectic ensemble of characters who are just as lost as you are in the cosmic shuffle. It’s a literary kaleidoscope where everyone seems to have their own agenda, and the universe itself is an apathetic bystander, like that friend who never joins in but always has the best snacks. The plot, if one can even call it that amidst the swirling chaos of ideas, culminates in an exploration of destiny, identity, and the occasional bout of existential dread—perfect for those long evenings contemplating your life choices while sipping herbal tea. As you meander through the pages, you might find yourself grappling with the following profound questions: Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? And why does the protagonist keep tripping over their own metaphysical shoelaces? Varley, with his wry wit and penchant for the bizarre, manages to craft a tale that is at once dizzyingly ambitious and delightfully absurd. One gets the impression he’s giggling to himself in the corner, watching us all trying to make sense of his interstellar riddles. The prose flows like a cosmic river, sometimes smooth and reflective, other times a choppy mess that makes you wish you’d brought a flotation device. Yet, it’s precisely this unpredictability that makes "Titan" a curiosity worth exploring. Like that peculiar antique vase in your gran’s attic, you’re not quite sure what to make of it, but somehow it feels important. And perhaps, just perhaps, within its pages lies the key to a greater understanding of why humans insist on staring into the void—often with quizzical expressions and a tea-stained mug in hand. Now, let’s talk about the state of this book. It’s been used, and not just in the sense that we’re all “gently pre-loved”; this copy has seen some action. The spine has that satisfying crack that hints at countless evenings spent under the glow of a reading lamp, while the pages are adorned with the tasteful patina of past encounters with coffee cups and perhaps a few wayward crumbs. It’s the kind of book that whispers, “I have stories to tell,” even if they’re mostly about existential angst and the quest for the perfect cup of tea in a galaxy far, far away. Condition: This tome is a seasoned veteran of the second-hand book world, sporting creases, dog-eared pages, and perhaps a few annotations that might provide insight or just confuse you further. It’s the literary equivalent of a well-traveled backpack—perfectly imperfect. The cover might have a few scuffs, but think of them as badges of honor. After all, who wants a pristine copy when you can have a trusty companion that has survived the test of time? So, if you’re in the market for a philosophical jaunt through the cosmos, complete with the occasional chuckle and a slew of bizarre encounters, "Titan" is your ticket to ride. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books and join the ranks of readers who have dared to ask the big questions while navigating the peculiar labyrinth of Varley’s imagination. Just remember, as you flip through the pages: the universe is vast, and so are the possibilities—especially when you’re armed with a second-hand sci-fi classic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1413/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/titan-2016.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace 9780441813049 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1412 Art for Keeps by C Burke Block In the grand tradition of “What were they thinking?” comes *Art for Keeps*, a 1982 masterpiece by the elusive C. Burke Block. Published by World Wide Publications—clearly a name that has seen better days—this book is a time capsule of artistic pretensions and the kind of bravado that could only emerge during the creatively questionable 1980s. It promises to take you on a journey through the whimsical world of art, but you might find yourself questioning whether you’ve tumbled down the rabbit hole or into a particularly pretentious art gallery where the snacks are just as stale as the ideas. Imagine, if you will, a time when people thought leg warmers and acid-washed jeans were the pinnacle of fashion, and now imagine someone trying to pair that aesthetic with a discussion of art. Enter Block, with a fervor only a true believer could muster, attempting to convince readers that art is not just to look at but rather, to “keep.” What this means is anybody’s guess, but one can only assume it involves an inordinate amount of bad metaphors and questionable definitions of ’keeping’ as they pertain to the likes of Picasso and a few lesser-known abstract expressionists who may or may not have been Block’s next-door neighbors. The book is an amalgamation of gaudy illustrations and text that inspire both admiration and bewilderment. Block’s writing style could be described as “enthusiastically erratic,” as he leaps from one visual concept to another with the grace of a drunken kangaroo. Chapters are peppered with bold proclamations about the importance of art in everyday life, and yet the very existence of this tome raises the question: how much art is really worth keeping if it leads to such dizzying confusion? This book also features a glorious collection of “Helpful Tips” that read like a how-to for the socially awkward art enthusiast. You’ll find invaluable nuggets of wisdom such as: How to choose the right frame for your questionable art purchase. What to say at art shows to sound like you know what you’re talking about (Hint: “I feel a strong connection to the artist’s existential crisis” works wonders). The delicate art of nodding appreciatively while secretly questioning your life choices. Best practices for avoiding the conversation about your own non-existent artistic endeavors. The top ten “art terms” to throw around to impress your friends (or confuse them further). While Block may present himself as an art aficionado, one can’t help but feel as though he’s the kid at school who insists he knows all the trivia about the latest band, yet doesn’t own a single record. His pomposity is matched only by the staggering amount of footnotes, each of which could easily lead you down yet another rabbit hole of obscure references that may or may not have anything to do with the overall topic of discussion. The irony is palpable; every page feels like it’s screaming, “Please, take me seriously!” while simultaneously fading into the background of your bookshelf, right next to that awful biography of a famous sock puppet. Condition: Used. This copy of *Art for Keeps* has been circulated more times than Block probably intended. Expect dog-eared pages, ink smudges that may or may not resemble modern art, and perhaps a faint whiff of 1980s nostalgia mingled with a hint of mildew. It’s the kind of book that begs to be both read and ignored in equal measure, a perfect addition to any collection that celebrates the wonderfully bizarre. So, if you’re in the market for a book that balances the fine line between fascination and bewilderment, look no further. *Art for Keeps* is available now at Crappy Old Books, where questionable literary choices become trophies of your adventurous reading spirit. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1412/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/art-for-keeps-2016.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books World Wide Publications 9786537363221 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1410 Endgame by James Mann In the grand tradition of literary enigmas, we present to you *Endgame* by James Mann—a title that teeters on the precipice of irony, as if the universe itself conspired to ensure that the only conclusive thing about this read is the ultimate question: what on Earth is it about? Published in 1985 by Pinnacle Books—an imprint that prides itself on delivering literary oddities to discerning readers like yourself—this tome might just be the final chapter in your quest for bafflement. From the moment you lay eyes on the cover, which looks suspiciously like a rejected poster for a low-budget sci-fi flick, you’ll be questioning everything—your life choices, your taste in literature, and whether you should have saved that tenner for a pint instead. The cover art features a dystopian scene that promises a thrilling ride but might leave you pondering the existential dread of your own living room couch instead. Oh, joy! Prepare yourself for a journey that is neither here nor there, as Mann deftly weaves a narrative that is sure to leave you scratching your head. Is it an exploration of human resilience in the face of absurdity? A critique of the era’s political landscape? Or simply a clever ruse to make you contemplate the nature of storytelling itself? The answers, my dear reader, are as elusive as a cat at a dog show. As you flip through the pages, you may encounter a plethora of peculiar characters who strut about with all the confidence of a peacock in a tuxedo. They may engage in dialogues that sound profound until you realize they could very well be discussing the merits of toast versus crumpets. The plot, if one could call it that, undulates like an old rollercoaster, taking sharp turns where you least expect them, all while the safety bar is suspiciously absent. Buckle up! But what truly sets *Endgame* apart is its uncanny ability to serve as a mirror reflecting your own literary predilections back at you. You might find yourself pondering why on earth you decided to pick up this book, and yet you can’t quite put it down. The irony is delicious, akin to discovering that the ’exotic’ dish you ordered at a questionable restaurant is actually just beans on toast served with a side of regret. To heighten your reading experience, be prepared for the following delightful surprises: A plot twist that may leave you more confused than a cat in a dog park. Characters so quirky, they could probably hold a tea party with a stuffed bear and a rubber chicken. Prose that dances between the profound and the absurd with all the grace of a hippo on a trampoline. Occasional philosophical musings that might make you reconsider your breakfast choices. A sense of dread that the ‘end’ might just be the beginning of a long, dark night of the soul. Condition: This used copy of *Endgame* has seen better days, with creases and dog-eared pages that tell tales of previous owners who dared to venture into its depths. The spine, while slightly cracked, is holding on valiantly, just like the hopes of a reader expecting clarity. Expect the occasional coffee stain or mysterious smudge that adds character—much like the book itself. So, whether you fancy yourself a connoisseur of the bizarre or simply someone looking to fill a shelf with curiosities, *Endgame* is your golden ticket to the oddities of literary exploration. Grab your magnifying glass and a strong cup of tea, and prepare for an experience you might not fully understand but will certainly remember—if only for the sheer bewilderment. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the weird, wacky, and utterly inexplicable in the world of literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1410/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/end-game-2016.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle Books 9780523424910 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1408 Enders Game by Orson Scott Card If you’ve ever fantasized about intergalactic warfare, complete with a cast of pint-sized geniuses strategizing in zero gravity, then “Ender’s Game” might just tickle your fancy—or perhaps it will send you to the nearest therapy couch. Published in the neon-splattered 90s by Tor Science Fiction, this tome is the quintessential product of an era when shoulder pads were high, and plot lines were even higher. Orson Scott Card invites you into a universe where children are not just told to go outside and play, but are instead whisked off to space to train for a war against alien invaders. Because why let kids have a normal childhood when they can have existential crises in the cosmos instead? Our young protagonist, Ender Wiggin, is no ordinary child. He’s a prodigy—think chess master meets child soldier, if you will. The book revolves around his intense training in Battle School, where he’s pitted against other equally precocious preteens in elaborate war games. However, this isn’t just a high-stakes game of dodgeball; it’s a cutthroat environment where friendships are fleeting and survival requires a strategic mind sharper than a toddler’s crayon. Expect plenty of emotional turmoil as Ender struggles with leadership, isolation, and the moral implications of his actions. It’s like “Lord of the Flies,” but with better lighting and significantly more lasers. Card’s writing crafts a vibrant tapestry of tension and philosophy, asking profound questions that may stick with you longer than the weeks you spent binge-watching that sci-fi series you’ve forgotten the name of. What does it mean to be human? Is strategy merely an extension of ego? Should we really be sending kids into space instead of teaching them to do their laundry? These are pressing dilemmas that Ender faces while simultaneously navigating a minefield of pre-adolescent angst. You might find yourself pondering such weighty questions as you furrow your brows over the pages. But let’s not forget about the aliens, shall we? The Formics, or "buggers," as they’re called, serve as both the enemy and the unwitting pawns in Ender’s grand game. They are not just mindless creatures, but rather a species with their own complexities—who knew that extraterrestrials could have more layers than a multi-grain sandwich? As the plot unfolds, you might start to wonder if humanity’s greatest enemy is, in fact, its own lack of empathy. Cue the dramatic music! Now, let’s take a moment to revel in the fact that this book has been gently loved, perhaps even mused over by some long-forgotten sci-fi enthusiast. Each page may bear the fingerprints of existential contemplation or the occasional coffee spill—this is a volume that has seen action, much like its young hero. You’ll feel as if you’re joining a secret club of readers who have pondered the intricacies of interstellar warfare while sitting in their dimly-lit living rooms. Who needs outer space when you have the comfort of your own armchair? Condition: Used—while some pages may show signs of age (or perhaps the wisdom of a thousand late-night ponderings), they only add character to this intriguing artifact. The spine is intact, though it might crack slightly when you dive into the philosophical morass of Card’s prose. In the grand scheme of second-hand books, this one is a true veteran of the literary battlefield. If you’re tempted to explore the depths of the human condition, consider giving “Ender’s Game” a whirl. It’s an exquisite blend of childhood whimsy and the realities of war, packaged in a way that only the 90s could produce. With the added charm of being gently used, it’s a relic of a time gone by and a conversation starter for any bookshelf. Grab it now at Crappy Old Books, where the quirks of literature come alive, even if the characters sometimes do not. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1408/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/enders-game-2016.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor Science Fiction 9780812550702 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1406 Shootout at Corpus Christi by Tom Calhoun If you thought Sunday mass was the loudest thing happening in Corpus Christi, think again. In Tom Calhoun’s Shootout at Corpus Christi (Jove, 2002), the Lone Star state delivers more gun smoke than a Fourth of July fireworks display in a dynamite factory. Saddle up for a tale where every handshake hides a grudge, every saloon has a secret, and every man knows that the fastest draw isn’t necessarily the safest bet. This is Texas frontier fiction the way pulp westerns were meant to be: dusty, dangerous, and drenched in drama. Calhoun paints Corpus Christi as a place where justice and revenge keep colliding like cattle in a stampede. Expect hired guns with itchy trigger fingers, lawmen who sleep with one eye open, and a town that finds itself at the centre of a showdown that will either end in peace… or in a pile of bullet casings. Why this copy? Condition: Used. A little trail-worn, like a cowboy’s boots after a long ride. Pages intact, cover tough enough to survive a scuffle on the barroom floor. Jove 2002 edition. Mass-market paperback glory—cheap, cheerful, and designed to be read in a single sitting on a porch while the sun goes down. From Crappy Old Books. Sure, we sell Marxist tomes and medieval chronicles most days, but we’re not above holstering a western paperback for anyone in need of some quick-draw escapism. Specs at a glance Author: Tom Calhoun Title: Shootout at Corpus Christi Publisher: Jove, 2002 ISBN: 0515132942 Condition: Used This isn’t a slow ride through history; it’s a gallop straight into danger, where the only thing faster than a six-shooter is the reader turning pages. Grit, gunfire, and grit again—it’s the perfect pulp antidote to polite literature. Warning: may cause spontaneous finger-gun duels in the living room, unsolicited “yee-haw!”s, and the uncontrollable urge to settle arguments by declaring, “Meet me at high noon.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1406/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shoot-out-at-corpus-christi-2016.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove 9780515132946 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1403 Bimbos of the Death Sun by Sharyn McCrumb Welcome, dear reader, to the world of "Bimbos of the Death Sun," a title that has likely garnered a raised eyebrow or two, and perhaps even piqued the interest of those who suspect that this book might hold the secret to life’s great mysteries—or at the very least, an explanation for the baffling choices made at the local thrift store. Published in the twilight of the ‘90s by Fawcett, this literary offering by Sharyn McCrumb heralds an encounter that could only be described as a vivid tapestry woven from the threads of science fiction, mystery, and a dash of camp that makes you wonder if the author was perhaps moonlighting as a stand-up comedian. If you’re searching for a book that dances on the edge of absurdity while delivering a narrative that’s as riveting as a paperclip at a school assembly, you’ve stumbled upon a treasure. With a title that rolls off the tongue in a manner that would make even the most pretentious literary critic choke on their fair-trade latte, McCrumb invites you to navigate a plot that is as tangled as the earbuds in your pocket after a long journey. Picture a science fiction convention where the stakes are not merely high, but ludicrously so, and prepare to meet characters whose names alone could make a bingo hall erupt in laughter. As you delve into the pages, expect a cast that includes more tropes than you can shake a stick at, including but not limited to the wise-cracking protagonist, the eccentric sidekick with an obsession for vintage toys, and the antagonist whose motives are as clear as mud. It’s a wild ride filled with intergalactic misunderstandings and a palpable sense of irony that challenges you to contemplate the very fabric of pop culture conventions. Just when you think you have it all figured out, McCrumb tosses in a plot twist that will leave you questioning not only the trajectory of the narrative but also your life choices—like why you just purchased a book called "Bimbos of the Death Sun." Now, you may be wondering what themes one could extract from such a title. It could range from a satirical examination of how society views intelligence and beauty, to a commentary on the often absurd nature of fandom. Perhaps it’s a cautionary tale about the perils of attending conventions wearing questionable costumes. Or maybe it’s just a delightful romp through a world where the absurd is ordinary, and the ordinary is, well, a bit too ordinary. Whatever your takeaway, rest assured that it will be as unique as the book’s cover art, which looks like it was designed during a particularly spirited game of pin the tail on the vector graphics. Amidst the chaos, you might also appreciate the subtle nods to the literary greats that inspired McCrumb, or perhaps you’ll just chuckle at the sheer audacity of the title itself. After all, who wouldn’t want to read about bimbos (whatever that may mean in this context) in a setting where the sun possibly doesn’t shine as brightly as it should? It’s a book that encourages you to question your assumptions while simultaneously inviting you to revel in the sheer silliness of it all. Condition: Used, which means this copy has been loved and handled by previous readers, perhaps even by those who fervently debated its merits while sipping on dubious cocktails at a themed party. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint scent of nostalgia (or possibly just that old book smell we all know and love), and a spine that likely cracks when you first open it—much like your own enthusiasm for reading after a long day. This is not a pristine collector’s item; it’s a relic of literary adventure, complete with the fingerprints of time and the whispers of countless curious minds that dared to tread its pages. So, if you’re feeling brave enough to explore the wacky world of "Bimbos of the Death Sun," prepare yourself for an experience that defies categorization and conventions alike. This book is best enjoyed with a sense of humor and perhaps a side of popcorn—because why not indulge in a little chaos? Snag your copy now, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the titles may be odd, but the stories are always worth the ride. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1403/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bimbos-of-the-sun-2016.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett 9780345412157 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1402 Broken Eagle by Robert Tine In the grand tradition of 1980s paperback glory, we present "Broken Eagle," a work by Robert Tine that undoubtedly shook the literary world like a soda can that’s been left in the sun for just a tad too long. Published by Pinnacle Books in 1985, this tome promises to whisk you away to a time when mullets were fashion statements and VHS tapes were the pinnacle of high-tech advancement. But do keep your expectations in check—this is not your typical flight of fancy, but rather a haphazardly scribbled note on a napkin, long forgotten beneath the greasy remnants of a fast-food meal. The cover, a dazzling explosion of orange and yellow, evokes the kind of urgency only reserved for a Saturday morning cartoon. You may feel the need to don your neon leg warmers and crank up the synthesizer as you plunge into this adventure—or perhaps just sit quietly with a mildly perplexed expression, wondering how on earth a bird could be both broken and soaring through the skies. This mesmerizing conundrum is a reflection of the author’s own penmanship, which often takes flight but frequently veers into the realm of the absurd. Strap in for a wild ride filled with the kind of characters who leap off the page only to stumble awkwardly back into obscurity. Expect to meet a cadre of heroes whose motivations are as sketchy as the margins of this used book. As you turn each yellowed page, you may find yourself pondering existential questions like, "Why did I buy this?" or "Did I really just read that line about a cat wearing sunglasses?" Ah, the plot—a twisty, serpentine affair reminiscent of a rollercoaster designed by an enthusiastic toddler. The narrative promises thrilling escapades, improbable plot devices, and enough red herrings to turn a fishmonger green with envy. You might even find your very own Broken Eagle moment: a sudden realization that you are, in fact, lost in the maze of Tine’s imagination, with no GPS in sight. Will you be able to navigate this literary labyrinth, or will you find yourself trapped in a never-ending loop of confusion? If you’re looking for insights on heroism or redemption, you may want to check elsewhere. However, if you’re keen on exploring the chaotic mind of someone who surely had an intense relationship with a typewriter, look no further. The themes of this book—if you can call them that—range from the bizarre to the outright hilarious, often leaving you questioning your life choices as you rumble through the prose. Condition: This copy of "Broken Eagle" comes to you in used but endearingly shabby condition. The spine is cracked, the pages are slightly dog-eared, and the smell of nostalgia is palpable, like a mix of old paper and lingering regret. While it may not win any awards for physical beauty, it’s a fine companion for those chilly nights when you find yourself wondering about the literary merits of broken avian metaphors. So, prepare yourself for a journey through the realms of the ridiculous with "Broken Eagle"—a book that delivers an experience akin to eating a mystery meat sandwich from a questionable diner. It’s not for everyone, but who knows? It might just be the quirky addition your collection needs. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we curate the most unusual selections for the discriminating reader who appreciates the wonderfully weird. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1402/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/broken-eagle.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle Books 9780523423678 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1400 The Roman Way by Edith Hamilton In a world where digital distractions and avocado toast reign supreme, Edith Hamilton’s "The Roman Way" transports readers back to a time when toga parties were the pinnacle of social gatherings and the phrase "bread and circuses" had a decidedly more literal connotation. Published in 1985 by the venerable WW Norton & Co., this not-so-ancient tome offers a tour de force through the meandering paths of Roman thought, culture, and the occasional philosophical mishap. Imagine if you could don a toga and sip wine while reclining on a couch the size of a small city, cradling this substantial volume as you ponder the mysteries of existence. Hamilton, with her keen insight and uniquely engaging prose, poses questions that echo through the ages: What would Cicero think of Twitter? Would Seneca have dropped a viral hot take? And could Augustus have survived a reality TV show? In "The Roman Way," Hamilton constructs a bridge between dust and digital, allowing discerning readers a glimpse into the minds of those who, quite literally, shaped the foundations of Western civilization. But don’t be fooled into thinking this is just another dry academic study. Hamilton possesses a gift for storytelling that could make even a history buff raise an eyebrow in intrigue. She weaves anecdotes and reflections that are as rich as a Roman banquet, filled with characters who are more than mere names on a dusty scroll. You might find yourself chuckling at the antics of emperors or gasping at the audacity of philosophers, all while trying to balance your cup of wine on one knee. The prose itself dances with an ironic flair, as Hamilton adeptly contrasts the grandeur of Roman achievements with the absurdity of their societal quirks. Did the Romans really think it was a good idea to throw a party for an entire city just to distract them from political discontent? Spoiler: yes, they did! The witty examination of such themes not only makes you question the relevance of the past but also your own penchant for binge-watching reality shows. As you traverse the pages, be prepared to encounter a plethora of Roman insights that may very well change your perspective on modern life. Whether it’s Hamilton’s exploration of moral philosophy or her musings on the art of governance, each chapter inspires deeper contemplation—at least until the next cat video interrupts your train of thought. Condition: This particular copy of "The Roman Way" is used, which means it carries the delightful charm of a book that has seen the world through different eyes. Expect a few dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (which adds character), and a spine that has valiantly endured the test of time, bearing witness to late-night philosophical debates and afternoons spent lounging in semi-historical reverie. Its quirks only enhance its appeal, much like the peculiarities of the Romans themselves. So, if you’re ready to embrace the awkwardness of ancient wisdom amidst the chaos of modernity, grab a copy of "The Roman Way" today. Whether you’re a history aficionado or just someone looking to impress dinner guests with your knowledge of Cicero’s thoughts on procrastination, this book is an essential addition to your collection. Or at the very least, it’ll provide an excellent conversation starter—or a rather amusing paperweight—if you happen to find it on your coffee table. In a world where books often come with a heavy dose of pretentiousness, "The Roman Way" is a refreshing reminder that wisdom and wit can flourish, even amid the ruins. Available now at Crappy Old Books—because sometimes, the best reads are the ones that come with a touch of irreverence and a hint of age. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1400/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-roman-way-jan-2016.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WW Norton & Co 9780393002324 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1399 Pearl Harbor by Randall Wallace Ah, “Pearl Harbor” by Randall Wallace, a title that rolls off the tongue with an eloquence that belies its content. Published in the illustrious year of 2001, this mass market paperback is not just an entertaining read but an audacious invitation to contemplate how many pages one can consume while simultaneously questioning the fabric of history. Imagine, if you will, a time when the world was captivated not only by the scent of fresh ink but also by the looming shadow of the events of December 7, 1941. This book, therefore, is like a history teacher who has had one too many cups of coffee—enthusiastic, slightly erratic, and determined to make you remember every last detail, whether you want to or not. In this tome, Wallace appears to wield the pen as a sword, eager to slice through the mists of historical ambiguity. There’s a certain charm in the way he tries to blend fiction with the brutal realities of war—one might even say it’s like mixing oil with water, except your kitchen is now a battlefield and you’re left wondering if you should be stirring or fleeing. It seems Wallace’s mission is to remind us that history is not merely a string of dates and facts; oh no! It is a swirling vortex of emotion, heroism, and, let’s not forget, a dash of melodrama. As you navigate through this narrative, expect to encounter everything from the quintessential love stories—the kind that makes you wish someone would just get a grip and stop being so tragic—to a plethora of characters whose names you might struggle to remember, but whose fates are printed in indelible ink. What better way to educate the masses than through the time-honored tradition of historical romance? It’s a bit like throwing a birthday party in a graveyard: it’s all fun and games until someone starts crying. Let’s take a moment to consider the cover—a visual masterpiece that begs the question: “Is this a romantic saga or an action-packed thriller?” The answer, of course, is yes. It’s both and neither, a curious concoction that only someone with an unrelenting belief in the power of storytelling could concoct. Readers may find themselves flipping through pages, half-expecting to stumble upon the recipe for the perfect scone rather than a gripping account of naval warfare. But who are we to judge? Perhaps a little culinary distraction is precisely what’s needed in the midst of chaos. Those delving into “Pearl Harbor” may just find themselves pondering some of life’s deepest questions, such as: “Can love really flourish amidst explosions?” or “What’s the going rate for a historical epic that doubles as an emotional rollercoaster?” And let’s not overlook the delightful irony that this is a book on an event that, while tragic, has been reimagined in more films than one can shake a stick at. You could say that history has a tendency to repeat itself, albeit in the form of cinematic adaptations! Condition: Used, which means it comes with all the character and charm that only time can provide. Expect the usual creases, dog-eared pages, and perhaps a slightly musty aroma reminiscent of your grandmother’s attic. It’s a book that has lived, fought, and perhaps even cried a little, much like the characters within its pages. This isn’t just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a historical artifact, and, dare I say, a potential heirloom—if only for the sheer absurdity of its existence. So, why not acquire this quirky piece of literature? It may not win any awards for being a historical document, but it will certainly secure a special place on your shelf—or at the bottom of your reading pile, depending on how brave you feel. Either way, it’s a delightful addition to any collection of second-hand books, especially those sourced from the enigmatic Crappy Old Books. You never know, you might just find your new favorite historical romance amidst the pages of this unconventional retelling! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1399/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pearl-harbor-jan-2016.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mass Market Paperback 9780786890057 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1398 The Namesless Dead by Paul Johnston In a rare moment of literary mischief, Paul Johnston gifts us with a title that raises more questions than it answers: "The Nameless Dead." One can only speculate whether this is a bold assertion about the anonymity of the human condition, a cheeky nod to the countless souls lost to history, or perhaps a subtle critique of our modern obsession with social media fame—where the living are glorified and the dead are, well, nameless. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you forget to write down an important name, this book might just be your ticket into the abyss of obscurity. Published in 2011 by Mira, this tome might have been intended for the intellectual elite, or perhaps it was aimed at those who simply enjoy the smell of slightly damp paper and the thrill of an unmarked mystery. What readers can expect from Johnston is anyone’s guess, but considering its title, it’s likely a concoction of eerie atmospheres, dubious character motivations, and plot twists that come out of nowhere—like your uncle showing up to family gatherings uninvited, sporting a questionable moustache. Moreover, "The Nameless Dead" may very well challenge your perception of who gets to be remembered in the grand tapestry of life. Spoiler alert: it’s probably not the protagonist. Set against a backdrop that is either bleakly atmospheric or just very grey, Johnston’s work teeters on the brink of being intensely cerebral or utterly baffling. Readers might find themselves grappling with intricate themes, or they might simply wonder how many times they’ve accidentally read the same paragraph over and over. Those looking for straightforward narratives might find themselves lost in a labyrinth of existential dread, while fans of convoluted plots will likely rejoice at the abundance of ambiguity. Furthermore, one cannot overlook the rather cheeky play on expectations. What does it mean to be “nameless”? Is it a metaphor for the faceless masses, or a literal commentary on the fact that, let’s face it, some characters are so poorly fleshed out they could very well be placeholders instead of fully formed individuals? Be prepared to meet characters who may elicit a range of emotions—ranging from confusion to exasperation, but never quite reaching empathy. Perhaps you’re not supposed to care about them after all, which is a bold choice in a literary landscape that often demands attachment. As you traverse the pages, you may find yourself pondering the deeper questions of existence, or perhaps just musing about your next cup of tea. The prose may invite a contemplative pause, or at times, a head-scratching moment akin to attempting to assemble a piece of IKEA furniture without a manual. Reading "The Nameless Dead" could serve as either an enlightening experience or an exercise in patience, depending on how much existential angst you’re willing to tolerate. Condition: Used, which translates to “gently worn” and possibly “previously loved by someone with questionable taste.” The cover may be adorned with the odd dent or scratch, a testament to its journey through the literary wilderness of second-hand shops. Pages might be slightly yellowed and, if you’re lucky, there may even be a cryptic note in the margins that adds a layer of intrigue or confusion—much like the narrative itself. In summary, if you’re in the market for a literary escapade that challenges not only your understanding of narrative structure but also your sanity, look no further than "The Nameless Dead." This delightful strange artifact awaits your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where you can embrace the absurdity of second-hand literature and perhaps leave with a new existential crisis. Happy reading—or is that “happy puzzling”? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1398/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-nameless-dead-2016.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mira no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1397 Spring Of Violence by Dell Shannon Ah, the 1970s, a decade synonymous with bell bottoms, disco, and the curious emergence of books that dared to explore the darker side of human nature while somehow also managing to fit snugly in the pocket of your denim jacket. Enter “Spring of Violence” by Dell Shannon, a title that promises more than just a seasonal change. It hints at a tumultuous period when the flowers might bloom, but the weeds are growing a little too wild. Imagine a time when the only thing more questionable than the hairstyles was the moral compass of society. This novel is a cheeky reminder that while the sun may be shining, shadows lurk around every corner, and you might just get a nasty surprise from that cute little flower patch. With its title sounding like a particularly unpleasant weather forecast, one can only assume that Dell Shannon was keen on serving up a narrative that’s as unpredictable as the British weather. Condition: Used. Yes, used—like your great-uncle’s old armchair, which you’d never sit on but might enjoy examining from a safe distance. This book is a relic from a time when paperback covers were as flimsy as the plot twists within. Expect dog-eared pages that bear witness to too many cups of tea spilled in the heat of a gripping chapter. The spine may resemble a yoga instructor who’s just a bit too flexible—bending but not breaking, ready to unfold a story that has seen its fair share of crumpled coffee rings and curious glances. But what awaits you in this literary trove of potential chaos? Well, let’s face it: if you were hoping for a gentle stroll through the meadows of romance, you may want to revisit your local garden centre instead. “Spring of Violence” likely serves up a hearty dose of conflict, characters embroiled in moral dilemmas, and a plot that may not be to everyone’s taste—much like the spiced pumpkin latte you ordered last autumn, only to realise you preferred the simplicity of a proper cuppa. In typical Dell Shannon fashion, readers can expect a mélange of the following delightful quirks: A protagonist who may or may not have a questionable past that involves a particularly unsavoury choice or two. Dialogues that crackle with tension, reminiscent of a poorly executed dinner party where someone accidentally spills the beans—or something much worse. Intriguing side characters who could easily double as suspects in a poorly run detective agency. A setting that oscillates between charmingly picturesque and downright sinister—perfect for the mood-swings of a British summer. Plot twists that come at you like a rogue wave while you’re trying to enjoy a peaceful beach day—unexpected and likely to leave you a bit soggy. As you delve into the pages of “Spring of Violence,” prepare for a journey that promises to take you through the wild underbrush of human emotion, where things are rarely what they seem and serenity is just a façade waiting to be shattered. Much like the loud pop of a vintage champagne bottle at a wedding that suddenly turns into a brawl over the last slice of wedding cake, you’ll find surprises aplenty that keep you on your toes. So why not embrace the chaos? After all, life itself is often a chaotic whirlwind, much like a second-hand bookstore where every corner reveals treasures both delightful and disturbing. Pick up “Spring of Violence” at Crappy Old Books and let it serve as a reminder that sometimes, it’s the imperfections that make stories worth reading. Just be prepared for the occasional existential crisis along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1397/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spring-of-violence-2016.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1396 Profiles In Courage by John F Kennedy In a world where courage is often measured by the size of one’s Instagram following, it’s refreshing to stumble upon a relic from 1964 that dares to suggest bravery might be something more than just a trendy hashtag. "Profiles In Courage," penned by one John F. Kennedy—an author perhaps better known for his captivating speeches than for his literary prowess—invites readers to explore the lives of those who exhibited a type of heroism far removed from today’s viral sensations. But be warned! This isn’t a book about brave cat videos or heartwarming rescue stories. No, it’s a collection of profiles sure to inspire you, or at least leave you bemused at the sheer audacity of historical figures who stood up for their principles when it mattered most. Talk about a different era! Published by Perennial Library, this book seems to have been targeted at the kind of reader who might, at any moment, feel the need to wax lyrical about the sacrifices of American statesmen over a cup of tea. Its pages, yellowing with age, might even impress those who enjoy the scent of antiquity mixed with a hint of nostalgia that lingers in second-hand bookstores. You may find it hard to resist the urge to don a tweed jacket and engage in deep discussions about the moral fabric of society—assuming society doesn’t just fall apart under the weight of irony. The profiles within explore the lives of historical figures who dared to speak truth to power. However, one can’t help but wonder if the book was less about honoring these figures and more about Kennedy’s own attempt to shine a light on the not-so-humble origins of his own political aspirations. After all, what better way to elevate oneself than by standing on the shoulders of giants? One might even argue that the book serves as a clever ploy to remind readers that true courage is often an exercise in self-reflection, perhaps even a little self-promotion. As you turn the pages, you’ll encounter the likes of John Adams, Daniel Webster, and others who made valiant stands when the going got tough. You might even be inspired to consider how these "profiles in courage" relate to your own life, like deciding to finally try that new café down the street or, heaven forbid, engage in a conversation with your neighbor. The sheer audacity of it all! A challenge indeed, especially when the courage to leave your comfy couch seems the most daunting of all. But let’s not get too carried away! This book, though it purports to be an exploration of heroic acts, may simply be a quaint collection of anecdotes suited for a rainy afternoon or a good old-fashioned dinner party conversation starter. Forget the modern self-help guides; this is where true enlightenment lies, nestled between the lines of awkwardly long sentences and a few too many historical footnotes. Condition: Used. This book has certainly seen better days. Expect a well-loved, dog-eared volume with the faint aroma of bygone eras and perhaps a few mysterious stains that only add character. The spine may be creased, but isn’t that just a testament to the countless hours of introspection it has inspired? It’s as if the book itself is inviting you to embrace its imperfections, much like the courage it describes. So, if you’re in the market for a volume that combines political intrigue with a hint of nostalgia, look no further. "Profiles In Courage" dares you to reflect, ponder, and perhaps even reconsider where you stand in the grand tapestry of life—while also providing a quirky distraction from the incessant noise of modernity. Available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where old tomes find new homes and every purchase is as much about the journey as it is about the destination. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1396/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/profiles-in-courage.jpg 0.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Perennial Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1395 Don Quijote De La Mancha by Miguel De Cervantes Don Quijote De La Mancha, in original Spanish. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1395/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/don-quijote-spanish-2016.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Espasa-Calpe 9788423901500 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1394 Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand Ah, "Cyrano de Bergerac," the 1964 edition by that daring purveyor of poetic drama, Edmond Rostand. You might wonder why this particular printing has found itself gathering dust on a shelf at Crappy Old Books, speaking volumes of its storied journey through the ages and the various owners who likely clutched it with fervor before relegating it to a life of solitude. Perhaps they discovered that a long nose was not the only thing that sets Cyrano apart from the crowd; it’s also his penchant for witty repartee and unrequited love—qualities that might have charmed the socks off many a Victorian lady but didn’t quite work out in the realm of modern dating. In a world where love letters are as obsolete as dial-up internet, this tragicomic masterpiece might just revive your faith in the written word—or at least make you chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Imagine a gallant swordsman with a nose so remarkably prominent it has its own postal code, engaging in poetic duels while simultaneously swooning over the fair Roxane. But alas, our dear Cyrano is too busy playing the role of the chivalrous ghostwriter to capitalize on his own affections, offering the handsome but dim-witted Christian the chance to woo her. It’s a classic case of miscommunication that could give modern-day Tinder a run for its money. Published by Bantam—an imprint that suggests a certain cheeky, rebellious spirit—this edition immerses you in a world where profanity was less about swearing and more about the acrobatics of language. In the hands of Rostand, words dance like fireflies at dusk, even as they weave a rather tragic tale of longing and self-doubt. The text is a linguistic buffet, offering a smorgasbord of eloquence that may have you questioning whether the real treasure lies in the words themselves or in the art of saying nothing at all, just like those awkward silences on first dates. As you thumb through these pages, you’ll encounter enough melodrama to rival a soap opera and enough existential musings to fuel a Philosophy 101 class. Readers may be left pondering questions such as: Is it better to have loved and lost, or to have written an entire play about unreciprocated emotions? Can a nose truly be the arbiter of one’s fate? And, most importantly, how many times can you quote ’a nose’ in a single sitting before it stops being funny? The answers remain elusive, but the journey is undoubtedly entertaining. Condition: This used copy has seen better days, much like Cyrano himself. It carries the faint scent of nostalgia and a few coffee stains from its previous owner’s late-night literary binges, suggesting moments of deep contemplation interspersed with the occasional caffeine-fueled epiphany. The spine is as flexible as Cyrano’s morals when it comes to love, and the pages are dog-eared in just the right places—proof of a well-loved volume that has been cherished, debated over, and perhaps even sighed at. You might even find a few marginal notes scattered throughout, revealing insights from a reader who clearly thought they were smarter than Rostand. Spoiler alert: they weren’t. So, if you fancy a foray into the world of grandiloquent French literature that manages to be both heartwarming and heart-wrenching, this particular edition may just be your ticket to a whirlwind romance with the past. It beckons the reader to explore the profound depths of love, language, and the occasional existential crisis—all from the comfort of your own armchair. In a world increasingly devoid of deep literary thought, this copy of "Cyrano de Bergerac" serves as a reminder of times when people actually wrote letters rather than sending emojis. Perhaps it’s time to reacquaint yourself with the art of eloquence, all thanks to a book that you can now call your own, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1394/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cyrano-de-bergerac-2015-11.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1392 Barbed Wire Noose by Harold Adams In a world where the mundane collides with the inexplicable, Harold Adams’ "Barbed Wire Noose" serves as an intriguing paradox wrapped in the guise of a crime novel. Released in the illustrious year of 1987—a year best remembered for questionable fashion choices and the rising dominance of synthesizers—this tome from Mysterious Press beckons to avid readers with the promise of danger, intrigue, and perhaps a little unintended hilarity. Set against a backdrop that likely features more fog than sunlight, "Barbed Wire Noose" attempts to unravel the skeins of a mystery that may or may not leave you scratching your head in bewilderment. At the heart of it all is the eponymous barbed wire noose, a contraption that, one presumes, is as metaphorical as it is literal. What secrets does it hold? Is it a tool for justice or merely a prop for an elaborate backyard barbecue gone awry? The book’s very title suggests a narrative that could be darkly ironic, or perhaps just a tad confused—much like the author’s own attempts at explaining the plot twists during his book signings. The prose dances along the line between gripping and bewildering, with a certain flair for the absurd. Readers may find themselves pondering the motivations of characters whose personalities are as prickly as the noose itself. Do they desire redemption, revenge, or just a good cup of tea? Only time—and perhaps a strong cup of something caffeinated—will reveal their true intentions. Adams spins a tale that is a little like an old British sitcom: it’s charming, a bit off-kilter, and is likely to leave you wondering what exactly you just witnessed. As you meander through the pages of this second-hand curiosity, expect to encounter a delightful cast of characters that range from the tragically serious to the absurdly comical. Each one brings their own unique brand of dysfunction to the mix, proving that crime is, in fact, more entertaining when sprinkled with a dash of human folly. And let’s be honest: who doesn’t want to read about a cop who thinks he’s a philosopher and a criminal so inept he could trip over a shadow? Harold Adams’ ability to weave together laughs, gasps, and the occasional eye roll is nothing short of spectacular. You might find you’re laughing at moments where you’re not entirely sure you should be. Is it a comedy? A tragedy? The answer may very well be “yes” as you chip away at the layers of this layered narrative that defies traditional genre classification. Condition: This copy of "Barbed Wire Noose" is used, which means it has survived the trials and tribulations of previous owners—some of whom may have even read it! Expect dog-eared pages, marginalia that might offer insight or merely the ramblings of a perplexed reader, and perhaps the faint aroma of something that may or may not be old tea. It’s a book that has lived a life, and it shows. Prepare for a tactile experience that speaks to the true essence of second-hand literature. For those who seek a reading adventure that straddles the line between intrigue and absurdity, "Barbed Wire Noose" is a brilliant choice that will keep the grey matter ticking. Each page is an exercise in unraveling a mystery that might not even want to be solved. So why not embrace the confusion? After all, at Crappy Old Books, we appreciate the quirks and eccentricities of literature in all its forms, especially when they come wrapped in barbed wire. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1392/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-barbed-wire-noose-2015-11.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mysterious Press 9780445407275 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1391 Shawnee Alley Fire by John Douglas In the illustrious year of 1988, when mullets were the hairstyle of choice and cassette tapes ruled the airwaves, John Douglas decided to grace the literary scene with an enigmatic tome titled "Shawnee Alley Fire." This book, published by St Martins Press, promises to ignite your imagination—although whether that fire is a roaring blaze or more akin to a damp squib is up for debate. One can’t help but wonder: is "Shawnee Alley" a place, a state of mind, or merely a figment of Douglas’s quirky whimsy? As you flip through the well-worn pages of this literary artifact, you’ll be immediately struck by its unique appeal—or lack thereof. The title evokes visions of a dramatic conflagration, perhaps linked to a forgotten alleyway steeped in both mystery and peril. But do not be fooled! This isn’t just your average fire-fighting tale. No, dear reader, this is a journey into the labyrinth of human folly, layered with the complexities of who-knows-what, and possibly a sprinkling of unscripted hilarity. One might ponder what possessed Douglas to pen this work. Was it a riveting personal experience involving a misadventure in a less-than-reputable alley? Or perhaps it was the result of a daring wager at the pub, wherein he lost his marbles and his shirt all at once. Whatever the inspiration, what we do know is that "Shawnee Alley Fire" is a masterpiece of peculiar storytelling, teetering on the edge of absurdity and brilliance—think of it as a literary juggling act gone awry. As you embark on this literary escapade, you may find yourself asking questions like, “Is this even fiction?” or “Have I unknowingly wandered into a parallel universe where alleyways spontaneously combust?” Both legitimate inquiries, I assure you. The prose is as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof, with plot twists that may leave you gasping for air—or simply gasping in bewilderment. Furthermore, the book’s secondary characters, if one can call them that, are about as memorable as last week’s laundry. It seems Douglas had a penchant for creating individuals who are more like fleeting shadows than fully fleshed-out humans. Their motivations are as elusive as a cat’s affection, often leaving the reader pondering whether they were necessary in the first place. Spoiler: they probably weren’t. Yet, despite its quirks and convoluted narrative threads, "Shawnee Alley Fire" manages to shine a spotlight on the absurdity of modern life. In a world where everyone seems to be in a perpetual rush, Douglas invites you to slow down and question the sanity of it all, while also providing ample opportunity for eye-rolling and incredulous laughter. Condition: Used, with pages that are as yellowed as the grin of a Cheshire cat and edges frayed from enthusiastic readings—or perhaps from being used as a doorstop. The spine is pleasantly warped, hinting at a well-loved history. You might even find the odd coffee stain, adding character and a touch of authenticity to this literary relic. So if you’re in the market for a book that is as perplexing as it is entertaining, "Shawnee Alley Fire" is waiting for you—perhaps in a dusty corner of your local second-hand shop, or even in a quirky collection from Crappy Old Books. Take a chance, and who knows? You might just find a strange kind of joy amidst the chaos. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1391/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shawnee-alley-fire-2015-11.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Press 9780312910037 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1390 Pro & Con by Raymond Rosenthal In a world bustling with opinions and counterarguments, Raymond Rosenthal’s 1969 masterpiece, "Pro & Con," boldly steps into the ring of philosophical fisticuffs, where ideas clash like poorly matched boxers on a Tuesday night. This delightful tome, originally published by Pelican, promises a whirlwind journey through the labyrinthine corridors of thought that is as enlightening as it is perplexing. Think of it as a philosophical buffet where all the dishes are labeled “may contain nuts” and the “nut” in question is almost certainly you. With the grace of a flamingo on roller skates, Rosenthal takes readers on a tour of the pros and cons of everything from existential dread to the merits of pineapple on pizza. He juggles concepts with the finesse of an over-caffeinated jester, leaving us to ponder whether we’re the audience or just part of the act. Each page turns like an awkward family gathering, where everyone has an opinion but no one is quite sure what the topic is. Is it philosophy? Politics? Or just a mildly embarrassing incident involving a pet hamster? You decide. As you delve into the pages, expect to encounter an array of arguments that meander like a lost tourist asking for directions in a town that doesn’t want to be found. The author’s signature wit shines through, often resembling a mischievous cat playing with a ball of yarn—charming, yet ultimately perplexing. Rosenthal’s prose dances between the profound and the absurd, sometimes leaving readers wondering if they’ve stumbled into a debate club meeting held in a circus tent. But wait! There’s more! This book is not merely a collection of debates; it’s a treasure trove of the sorts of questions that keep you up at night. You might find yourself pondering such vital inquiries as: Is the glass half empty or is it just a really awkward glass? Can you have too much irony, or is that just a conspiracy by the irony police? Does the existence of “pro” imply there must be a “con,” or is that just a cosmic joke? Is it possible to argue about arguing? What if all the pros and cons were just the same side of a very confusing coin? Condition: This particular copy of "Pro & Con" comes with the kind of character only time can impart. Expect yellowing pages that whisper tales of late-night philosophy debates and the occasional coffee stain that might just stand as a poignant reminder of someone’s existential crisis. The spine has that nostalgic crack that suggests it has been opened repeatedly, perhaps by a series of individuals seeking the meaning of life—or, more likely, just trying to sound clever at dinner parties. While the cover may exhibit the wear and tear of countless discussions on the merits of anarchy versus order, rest assured that the content remains as vibrant as Rosenthal’s wit. In conclusion, "Pro & Con" is a charmingly chaotic escapade into the world of ideas that will leave you questioning everything from your life choices to your lunch order. If you’re in the market for a book that doesn’t just sit on your shelf but rather engages you in a spirited debate every time you glance its way, look no further. Grab this used copy, dust it off, and let the philosophical arguments begin—because, at the end of the day, who doesn’t need a little more chaos and confusion in their lives? Available now through Crappy Old Books, this is not just a purchase; it’s an investment in your intellectual bewilderment. Embrace the chaos and let the arguments commence! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1390/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pro-and-con-2015-11.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1388 Fair Blows the Wind by Louis Lamour Shipwrecked on the coast of North Carolina, his companions killed, tatton Chantry is alone, and ready for action. His father killed by the British and his home burned, young Tatton Chantry left Ireland to make his fortune and regain the land that was rightfully his. Schooled along the way in the use of arms, Chantry arrives in London a wiser and far more dangerous man. He invests in trading ventures, but on a voyage to the New World his party is attacked by Indians and he is marooned in the untamed wilderness of the Carolina coast. It is in this darkest time, when everything seems lost, that Chantry encounters a remarkable opportunity. . . . Suddenly all his dreams are within reach: extraordinary wealth, his family land, and the heart of a Peruvian beauty. But first he must survive Indians, pirates, and a rogue swordsman who has vowed to see him dead. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1388/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fair-blows-the-wind-2015-11.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553119671 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1386 The Green Hills of Earth by Robert A Heinlein In a universe where the grass is always greener, Robert A. Heinlein’s "The Green Hills of Earth" invites you to gallivant through realms that are both far-flung and unsettlingly close to home. Released in 2003 by Baen Books—because clearly the 21st century needed a hefty dose of interstellar ponderings—this tome compiles Heinlein’s musings on humanity’s enduring love affair with our planet and the cosmos beyond it. You might say it’s a literary road trip, but instead of a sensible hatchback, you’re strapped into a vintage spacecraft with questionable navigation skills. You might wonder what inspired Heinlein to pen this particular collection after decades of speculative fiction. Was it a nostalgic yearning for the ozone layer? A commentary on our inability to keep our feet on the ground? Or perhaps he was just tired of watching people treat the Earth like a second-hand sofa at a yard sale—its cushions worn, its springs poking out, but still somehow comforting? Whatever the motivation, prepare to wander through a collection that promises to uplift while simultaneously leaving you slightly puzzled, much like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions. Each story within offers a deliciously ironic twist on the human condition—the very condition that often seems intent on making a mess of things. You might find yourself pondering existential dilemmas while simultaneously wondering if you left the kettle on. It’s as if Heinlein wrote this book with a twinkle in his eye, knowing full well that the human race is a spectacularly flawed work in progress, akin to a painting by a toddler using only their left hand. But don’t worry; it’s a mess worth embracing—complete with splashes of green, even if the hills are made of recycled paper. As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter themes that range from the deeply philosophical to the absurdly practical, all served with a side of cheeky wit. It’s a buffet of ideas where you can pick your plate—whether you prefer the contemplative servings of “What if?” or the spicy tidbits of “Well, that’s just typical!” Heinlein manages to encompass the full spectrum of human experience, juxtaposing our terrestrial troubles with cosmic conundrums that might leave you scratching your head. Who knew contemplating the universe could feel like a round of pub trivia gone awry? But let’s not forget the format—this isn’t a slick, modern volume with a shiny cover designed to lure in the unsuspecting reader. No, dear book lover, you’re looking at a used edition, which adds a layer of charm akin to that friendly old cat from the pub who’s seen better days but is still a beloved fixture. Each dog-eared page and coffee-stained chapter tells a story of its own, a testament to the lives it has touched and the cups of tea it has witnessed. As the seller, Crappy Old Books, proudly asserts, this book might just be the embodiment of “well-loved” rather than “well-maintained.” Condition: This copy, while used, has character. Expect pages that have been thumbed through with what appears to be a mixture of curiosity and mild desperation. The spine is a little creaky, as though it might share some of its own philosophical insights if you listen closely enough. The corners are distinctly rounded—perhaps from a journey through several bookshops, or maybe it was just being shoved into a backpack during a particularly ambitious camping trip. Either way, it evokes a sense of adventure that only second-hand books can provide. In the grand tradition of literary offerings that attempt to reconcile man’s place in the universe, “The Green Hills of Earth” serves as both a mirror and a window. It reflects our follies while stretching towards the infinite skies of imagination. So grab your copy today, and join the ranks of those who have dared to question, ponder, and perhaps giggle at the absurdity of existence—all from the comfort of your very own well-loved armchair. Because if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that life’s too short to read new books when you can revel in the quirks of those that have already been around the block. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1386/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-green-hills-of-earth-2015-11.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Baen Books 9780671578534 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1385 Windsor Knot by Sharyn McCrumb In an era when the phrase "royal scandal" has lost its initial punch and been replaced by the slightly less thrilling "celebrity gossip," Sharyn McCrumb’s *Windsor Knot* offers readers a riveting jaunt through a world where the posh are as prone to mishaps as the average bloke at the pub. This delightful concoction of whimsy and wit is likely to appeal to anyone who has ever daydreamed about attending a lavish soiree, only to find themselves sipping lukewarm tea in their dingy flat instead. Set against a backdrop that is as rich as the conversation at a family reunion where everyone has a secret to hide, *Windsor Knot* invites you to mingle with the upper crust. Here, the only thing tighter than a royal’s grip on their titles is the mysterious knot tying the narrative together. McCrumb weaves a tapestry of intrigue, where each thread could potentially unravel the very fabric of monarchy—or just lead to an awkward tea party. The characters, each a portrait of eccentricity, are introduced with all the fanfare of a posh wedding where the couple is already regretting their decisions. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to discover a long-buried family secret while trying to navigate the social minefield of aristocratic expectations? Or perhaps you’ve fantasized about your cat suddenly becoming the protagonist in a historical drama. Fear not, for McCrumb does not shy away from the absurdity of life amongst the royals. Expect to encounter: A butler with a flair for the dramatic, yet no clue about proper serving etiquette. A dowager duchess whose fondness for gin leads to some rather questionable decisions. An unexpected plot twist involving a pair of mismatched shoes that could change the course of history (or at least the cocktail hour). A loyal corgi with a talent for uncovering secrets buried deeper than the royal gardens. A scandalous love affair involving a third cousin twice removed, which is as convoluted as it sounds. The prose dances along the lines of irony and absurdity, reminiscent of a tightly-wound spring that might just pop at any moment. As you turn each page, you’ll find yourself pondering deep philosophical questions like, "What does it really mean to be royal?" and "Can one truly enjoy cucumber sandwiches without a side of drama?" McCrumb’s humor is as dry as the scones served at an afternoon tea, and just as delightful. As you journey through the twists and turns of this eccentric tale, be prepared to question not only the motives of the characters but also the very nature of propriety itself. With the grace of a swan and the wit of a jester, *Windsor Knot* will have you laughing, gasping, and perhaps even pondering the state of your own family ties. Condition: This whimsical volume comes to you in a well-loved state, with the previous owner’s bookmarks littering the pages like confetti at a royal wedding. Expect some creases, perhaps the odd stain from an ill-timed cup of tea, and the delightful musings of its former reader scrawled in the margins. It carries with it the charm of a book that has seen life beyond the shelves, which is of course what we aim for at Crappy Old Books. So if you’re ready to embrace the quirkiness of life, complete with its absurdities and delightful characters, grab your monocle and get ready to unravel the secrets of *Windsor Knot*. It’s a historical romp through the ridiculous, guaranteed to leave you chuckling and questioning all the ties that bind—both literal and metaphorical. This has a small stamp on the inside for the Book Swap of Carrollwood, The Cascades, Tampa, Fla. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1385/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-windsor-knot-2015-11.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345364272 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1384 Patriots Handbook Of American Liberty by New Revolution Publishers Ah, “Patriots Handbook Of American Liberty” by the distinguished New Revolution Publishers—an esteemed tome that’s practically a fixture in the annals of second-hand bookshops, battling it out for shelf space against its more glamorous cousins like “Cats Who Knit” and “101 Ways to Cook a Potato.” Published in the halcyon days of 2010—a year when the world was embroiled in a social media frenzy and the word “selfie” was just gearing up to become an omnipresent menace—this handbook promises to illuminate the complexities of liberty with the fervor of a thousand fireworks on the Fourth of July. In this hefty volume, one might expect to encounter a rousing rally of patriotic fervor, punctuated by an abundance of red, white, and blue. Instead, readers may find themselves on a philosophical rollercoaster, as the author attempts to unravel what it actually means to be a “patriot” in the modern age. Spoiler alert: it’s not just about waving flags or reciting the Pledge of Allegiance while decked out in a cheese hat. Brace yourself for a thrilling exploration of your rights that aims to answer the burning question: how many amendments does it take to change a lightbulb? (The answer is none, because lightbulbs aren’t mentioned in the Constitution—yet.) Critics have noted that this handbook is part ideology, part survival guide, and part slightly-delusional manifesto that could easily be mistaken for a quirky “choose your own adventure” book—only in this adventure, the choices involve a bewildering array of political philosophies, conspiracy theories, and the occasional recipe for liberty pie. It’s as if the author decided to toss everything into a blender—a little bit of Thomas Jefferson, a smidgen of Tea Party rhetoric, and perhaps a dash of Monty Python for good measure. The result? A frothy milkscape of ideas that might leave you questioning whether you’re reading a handbook or a particularly convoluted kitchen sink drama. As you traverse the pages, you might encounter a myriad of enlightening topics, such as: The Art of Flag Folding: A Step-by-Step Guide to Patriotism How to Debate Your Friends Without Losing All Your Friends Five Myths About Liberty That Will Make You Question Everything Emergency Preparedness for the Overzealous Patriot How to Spot a Fake Patriot from a Mile Away Each chapter promises to invigorate your understanding of what it means to be “American,” whatever that means in a world where even ketchup can be declared a vegetable. You might even find a few quirky historical anecdotes that leave you wondering how any of this relates to the present day, but fear not! The handbook is there to remind you that history is merely a series of interpretive dances that we all participate in, whether we want to or not. Condition: This particular copy has lived a life as wild as its content. Slightly dog-eared and sporting a coffee ring, it screams “I’ve been read on the couch during a heated election cycle.” The spine is creased but still intact, suggesting that someone—perhaps a very passionate someone—took it upon themselves to educate their entire book club on the intricacies of liberty. You may even find a few passionate annotations in the margins, adding the delightful layer of personal commentary that only a used book can provide. So, if you’re in the market for a handbook that promises to be equal parts insightful and bizarre, look no further than “Patriots Handbook Of American Liberty.” It’s like the ideological equivalent of a buffet—some dishes may be unappetizing, but there’s bound to be something that tickles your fancy. And remember, this gem is available exclusively through the delightful chaos of Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, and some of them may even be true. There are some things no american patriot should forget. Buy this tiny little handbook to find out what they are. Its a really small book and could well pop into yout top shirt pocket or even your wallet so you can carry it around with you everywhere. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1384/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/patriots-handbook-of-american-liberty.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New Revolution Publishers no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1383 A Man For All Seasons by Robert Bolt In a world where the seasons change with alarming regularity, it’s comforting to know there’s a man who stands resolutely in the face of it all. “A Man For All Seasons” by Robert Bolt is that rare literary flower that dares to ask: What does it even mean to be a man, and how many seasons can one endure before flinging oneself into the nearest river for a bit of peace? Set against the backdrop of Tudor England, this book is less about summer picnics and more about that one friend who insists on discussing the intricacies of moral integrity during a dinner party, much to the chagrin of everyone present. Our protagonist, Sir Thomas More, is a man of such steadfast principles that he makes granite seem wishy-washy. He’s the kind of chap who wouldn’t change his mind even if the weather suddenly swung from blizzards to tropical storms. Imagine a character who would take a stand on controversial topics like, say, the right to remain a Catholic in a country that’s decided to keep its head and shed its faith. More is not simply a man for all seasons; he’s a man for all situations—unless, of course, you’re trying to get him to sign a letter of support for a rather notorious divorce. Then he’d rather be caught in a torrential downpour sans umbrella. Published in 1962 by Vintage, the book strikes a curious chord with readers who enjoy sipping tea while pondering the philosophical implications of a decapitation or two. It’s as if Bolt not only penned the words but somehow managed to cram an entire Tudor court’s worth of intrigue, puns, and existential dread into a single, delightful tome. The dialogues sparkle with wit, making you question whether you’re reading a historical drama or merely eavesdropping on the most awkward debates at a family gathering. Will Sir Thomas embrace the winds of change, or will he stand firm like an ancient oak in a hurricane? Spoiler alert: he’s not the type to bend, unless we’re talking about bending the rules of logic and reason to suit his moral compass. The book’s tone dances precariously between tragic gravity and cheeky banter, inviting readers to consider the heavy implications of loyalty, faith, and the perils of political machinations. It’s a ballet of ideas where each pirouette risks sending you spiraling into a deep philosophical abyss—or, at the very least, wondering why you didn’t just pick a lighter read about hedgehogs or knitting. For those who relish the idea of a good old-fashioned intellectual wrestle, here are just a few tantalising tidbits you might encounter within its pages: A protagonist who won’t even pick a side in a game of Scrabble—morality first, letters second! Saintly conundrums that would make even the most pious break into a cold sweat. Political intrigue that rivals the most scandalous gossip pages. Dialogue that crackles like a fire on a chilly night, minus the marshmallows. A story that may just have you wondering about your own moral stance on whether to put jam or cream first on your scone. Condition: Used, but still possesses an undeniable charm, much like a well-loved coat with a few missing buttons—each imperfection tells a story of its journey through various hands. The pages may be slightly yellowed, reminiscent of old newspaper clippings, and the cover might have seen better days, but this only adds to its allure. You might even find a few cryptic notes scrawled in the margins, probably from someone pondering whether they should take a stand on a Tuesday or just let it slide until the weekend. What more could you ask for? So, if you’re in the market for a book that will challenge your views on honor, integrity, and the very nature of existence, all while chuckling nervously at the absurdities of life, look no further. “A Man For All Seasons” is ready and waiting to grace your bookshelf, courtesy of Crappy Old Books—a purveyor of titles that, despite their worn covers and questionable backstories, promise to open your mind while you sip your tea in melancholic contemplation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1383/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-man-for-all-seasons-2015-11.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1382 Our Pricesless Heritage by Henry M Woods In a world rife with trinkets and treasures that could only be deemed “priceless” by their enthusiastic owners, Henry M. Woods boldly attempts to redefine the term in his 1940s masterpiece, "Our Priceless Heritage." Published by the illustrious Marshall, Morgam and Scott Ltd, whose name alone is a mouthful worthy of a tongue twister, this book promises to take you on an armchair journey through the annals of British culture, should you be brave enough to navigate its convoluted prose. Imagine, if you will, a volume that dares to explore the uncharted depths of what makes British heritage "priceless." Woods, in his infinite wisdom—or perhaps with the fervent zeal of an overzealous historian—attempts to unearth the true value of everything from biscuit tins to the venerable art of queueing. Yes, that’s right, the very act of standing in line is examined as if it were the Mona Lisa of social customs, worthy of a place in the hallowed halls of human achievement. One could argue that such threads of thought reveal more about the human condition than the human condition itself. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter a treasure trove of subjects that conjure up a playful pantheon of British eccentricity. From the subtle art of tea-making to the nobility of the Sunday roast, Woods elicits an overwhelming sense of nostalgia, laced with a hint of absurdity. After all, who could forget the ceremonial importance of the annual garden party, where the stakes are as high as the cucumber sandwiches are low? This book claims to preserve all these rituals, elevating them to a status that could easily rival the crown jewels. Of course, one cannot overlook the delightful irony that pervades the text. Woods writes with a fervour that suggests these quaint traditions are not only crucial but also somehow endangered, as if the British way of life were on the brink of extinction. His prose often extends into the realm of the overdramatic, where the fate of the nation hangs in the balance with every improper scone served at afternoon tea. One can’t help but chuckle at the melodrama of it all, as if he’s shouting from a soapbox in Trafalgar Square, imploring passersby to preserve the sanctity of the past. Yet, lurking beneath the layers of whimsical commentary is a profound, albeit inadvertent, critique of modernity. Woods seems to suggest that in our rush toward innovation, we have forsaken the very elements that make our heritage "priceless." He is perhaps a noble knight battling the dragons of progress with his pen as a sword, valiantly defending the quaintness of yesteryears while simultaneously losing the plot. It’s a curious balancing act, one that leaves the reader simultaneously amused and bewildered. To make the experience even more beguiling, the physical state of this book is a character unto itself. Condition: Each page carries the history of its previous owners, with the occasional coffee stain and a dog-eared corner that may tell tales of late-night readings or carelessly forgotten bookmarks. The spine is cracked, a testament to the enthusiasm of those who sought to uncover Woods’s musings. It is as if the book has lived a life of its own, absorbing the very essence of British life, complete with the dust of the past and the smell of old paper, a fragrance that one might describe as "vintage nostalgia." So, if you are in the mood for a charmingly perplexing jaunt through the idiosyncrasies of British culture as viewed through the lens of a somewhat eccentric author, then "Our Priceless Heritage" might just be the ticket. Join Woods on this literary escapade where the mundane meets the profound, and prepare to question whether your own heritage is, in fact, as priceless as he insists. Just remember, you can find this quirky exploration of the past at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the delightful oddities of literature that might just change your perspective—or leave you scratching your head. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1382/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/our-priceless-heritage-2015-11.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Marshall, Morgam and Scott Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1380 Space by James A Michener Ah, *Space*, the 1983 opus by the distinguished James A. Michener, a man known for his monumental tomes that could double as doorstops in any modest abode. This particular volume, published by Fawcett Books, invites readers on an expansive journey, though perhaps not quite the interstellar jaunt you might expect from a title so enticingly celestial. There’s more likelihood of encountering a wayward sock than a glittering spaceship within these pages. But fret not, for the allure of Michener’s prose is often likened to a gentle autumn breeze: occasionally pleasant, often puzzling, and sometimes carrying the peculiar scent of mothballs. In *Space*, Michener takes us through a historical panorama that dances between the cosmos and human folly. Readers can expect to be whisked away on a rollercoaster of narrative threads, traversing a timeline that may make your head spin faster than a satellite in low orbit. You’ll find yourself knee-deep in discussions about the birth of space exploration, while concurrently pondering whether your next meal should consist of instant noodles or something slightly more sophisticated, like toast. Picture it: an era when space was the final frontier, and a good cup of tea was the only thing standing between humankind and the great unknown. Michener, in all his literary wisdom, attempts to grapple with the monumental questions of existence, human ambition, and the very essence of exploration—while leaving readers wondering if they should perhaps just stick to their backyards instead of venturing into the great expanses above. After all, who needs the vastness of space when you have a nice garden shed? As you flip through the pages of this hefty tome, expect a cocktail of historical facts, astronautic anecdotes, and a smattering of Michener’s notoriously detailed descriptions. You may find yourself engrossed in a heartfelt narrative about humanity’s reach for the stars, or you might just be left contemplating the nature of time as it ticks away while you search for the remote. With each chapter, you might experience an existential crisis or, at the very least, a profound desire to take a nap. Condition: The book is used, coming with the sort of character that can only be described as ’well-loved.’ Corners may be dog-eared, and the spine has that delightful creak of wisdom, making it a perfect companion for those rainy afternoons when the outside world feels just a tad overwhelming. You might even discover the faint scent of old coffee wafting through the pages, a reminder of the countless literary battles fought over caffeinated beverages and the quest for enlightenment. So, what exactly does *Space* offer the discerning reader? Prepare yourself for a veritable smorgasbord of Michener’s trademark storytelling, which may include: Attempts to untangle the complex relationship between humans and their celestial ambitions. A deep dive into the history of space exploration that somehow mirrors your uncle’s rants at family gatherings. All the excitement of a physics lecture, but with fewer equations and more of Michener’s charming verbosity. Potentially the most thorough examination of rocket science you never knew you needed. Profound reflections on humanity’s place in the universe, albeit through the lens of someone who just ordered takeout. In conclusion, *Space* is a journey worth taking—not because it will rocket you into a galaxy of thrilling narratives, but because it may very well remind you of the wonders and absurdities of human life. So, if you’re looking for a philosophical ponderathon that feels like a leisurely stroll through a park rather than a thrilling ride through the cosmos, look no further than this charming offering. Make it yours from Crappy Old Books, where literary treasures await you, lurking in the cracks and crevices of the past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1380/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/space-2015-11.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Books 9780449203798 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1377 The Calcium Bible- How to Have Better Bones All Your Life by Patricia Hausman Are your bones feeling a tad underappreciated? Have they been lurking in the shadows, waiting for their moment in the limelight while you chow down on yet another chocolate biscuit? Fret not! Patricia Hausman’s "The Calcium Bible: How to Have Better Bones All Your Life" is here to assist your skeletal companions on their journey to greatness—or at least to a less creaky existence. Written in a time when leg warmers were all the rage and every household had at least one VHS tape of “Flashdance,” this tome is a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of health fads where calcium was king and osteoporosis was merely a whisper of a word. Published by Warner Books in the illustrious year of 1986, this book is not just a manual; it’s more of a spiritual guide for your bones. It stands as a testament to a decade where self-care involved a healthy dollop of fervent belief in supplements and the fervor of encouraging your bones to reach their full potential with the help of dairy and questionable health foods. Imagine flipping through pages of earnest advice laced with the fragrance of the ’80s, where the notion of incorporating kale into your diet was akin to suggesting one should eat an old shoe. What can you expect from this bizarre yet oddly informative guide? Here’s a tantalizing taste of topics that may just tip your calcium intake into overdrive: The mysterious yet enchanting world of powdered milk, and why it’s not just for your coffee. Bone density exercises that may or may not involve a questionable amount of Jane Fonda VHS tapes. Calcium-fortified foods, because why not drown your broccoli in cheese sauce? A deep dive into the benefits of algae, as long as you can get past the idea of eating something that looks like it might also be a pet. Myths and truths about calcium supplements—some of which might have been debunked before they were even published! Hausman, the wise sage of skeletal health, offers a charming blend of chemistry and dietary guidance, reminiscent of a conversation with a well-meaning aunt who may have read a couple of articles in the local paper but is nevertheless convinced she has the key to eternal youth. Expect a vibrant smattering of anecdotes about the importance of calcium and a series of recipes that will have you questioning if you’re cooking for yourself or preparing a meal for a small herd of dairy cows. Condition: As sold by Crappy Old Books, this used copy is thoroughly seasoned with the wisdom of years gone by. The pages may have the gentle crinkles of time, as if they’ve been lovingly thumbed through while sipping herbal tea and pondering life’s great mysteries. The cover exhibits the battle scars of its previous adventures, sporting the kind of wear that suggests it has been dropped more times than you have on your quest for the perfect chair yoga pose. Still, it remains a treasure trove of information, albeit one that has seen better days. So, if you are searching for a quirky conversation starter at your next dinner party or simply want to ensure your bones are on the path to becoming the strongest they can be, look no further! "The Calcium Bible" promises to equip you with all the knowledge you didn’t know you needed and perhaps even a few chuckles along the way. After all, who knew that caring for your skeletal structure could be such an entertaining venture? Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and treat those bones of yours to a read that’s as rich in irony as it is in calcium. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1377/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-calcium-bible-2015-11.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books Inc 9780446341738 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1375 Blood Toll - The Executioner by Don Pendleton In the dizzying world of international espionage and shadowy warlords, one might expect a hero of mythic stature, perhaps a suave gentleman in an impeccably tailored suit. Instead, you’re greeted by a figure who is a bit more... let’s say, ruggedly enthusiastic. Welcome to the adrenaline-fueled pages of Blood Toll (Executioner) by Don Pendleton—a title that promises more than its fair share of thrills, chills, and, if we’re being honest, some rather questionable life choices. Published in 2008 by Gold Eagle, this literary masterpiece seems to have taken a page out of the testosterone-fueled handbook of action novels. As you turn each page, you may find yourself questioning not only the motivations of the protagonist but also the very fabric of logic. Is that a helicopter crashing into a volcano? Yes. Is it happening during a romantic dinner? Why, of course! Blood Toll invites you to suspend disbelief and embrace a world where action sequences unfold with the same casual ease as your Sunday crossword. Our hero—or should we say, anti-hero?—is not just an executioner; he’s an executioner on a mission. What kind of mission, you ask? That’s the beauty of it! It’s woven into the fabric of the plot like a particularly bad sweater your grandmother knitted. As you delve deeper, you may find yourself pondering questions of morality, ethics, and just how many bad guys one person can take down in a single afternoon with a little ingenuity and an overabundance of firepower. This book is a masterclass in the art of exaggeration. Expect explosions, narrow escapes, and enough plot twists to make your head spin faster than a washing machine on spin cycle. The dialogue? Oh, it’s a glorious mix of bravado and banter that might make you chuckle, cringe, or perhaps both simultaneously. Pendleton artfully crafts conversations that could only be described as “vintage action hero,” replete with one-liners that could make even the most stoic of readers roll their eyes in bemusement. Now let’s not forget about the setting! Each locale is described with an enthusiasm that borders on the absurd. Pendleton transports you from the quiet charm of suburban America to the heart of some vaguely defined foreign land where the weather is always perfect for an ambush and the coffee is predictably terrible. The author clearly embraces the "write what you know" philosophy—only he seems to have omitted the research part, opting instead for a more avant-garde approach. Condition: Used, but in a state that suggests it has been through the ringer. It bears the marks of literary battle—a few dog-eared pages, the remnants of a coffee cup ring on the cover (which only adds to its charm), and a spine that hints at a glorious history of being clutched in the hands of thrill-seekers everywhere. This book has likely been tossed around by readers who take their action seriously, only to be returned to the shelf with the grace of a bullet ricocheting off a metal surface. So why should you add Blood Toll (Executioner) to your collection? Well, perhaps you’re in the market for a book that promises to deliver the kind of over-the-top escapism that only a mid-2000s action novel can provide. Or maybe you’re looking for a conversation starter at your next literary gathering—after all, who wouldn’t want to discuss the nuances of an executioner’s moral compass? In the grand tapestry of second-hand literature, where one can find a curious mélange of adventure, absurdity, and questionable decisions, this book deserves a place. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where we believe that even the most outrageous tales deserve a second chance at life. Remember, a book like this doesn’t just tell a story; it ignites debates, induces laughter, and offers a welcome escape from the mundane reality—albeit one filled with explosions and melodrama. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1375/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-executioner-blood-toll-2015-11.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gold Eagle 9780373643585 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1373 Yacht Racing Rules and Tactics by Gordon C Aymar Ahoy there, landlubbers and nautical novices! If you’ve ever dreamt of sailing the high seas with the poise of Captain Jack Sparrow yet lack the necessary skills, then "Yacht Racing Rules and Tactics" by Gordon C Aymar is your trusty compass! Published in the epoch when miniskirts were considered daring and mustaches were a symbol of wisdom, this 1966 tome promises to elevate your sailing game to levels that will make Poseidon blush with envy—or at the very least, make your neighbor’s inflatable boat seem utterly inadequate at the next port gathering. From the choppy waves of competition to the calm seas of camaraderie—well, probably more the former—Aymar’s manual takes you on a thrilling journey through the often bewildering rules and tactics that govern the world of yacht racing. In a time when navigating was done by sextant and not by a smartphone app that also tells you which flavor of artisan ice cream to indulge in, this book serves as a guide for racing enthusiasts who are serious about beating their rivals while perhaps enjoying a cheeky gin and tonic at the same time. Have you ever wondered how to tactfully sail circles around your competitors while simultaneously maintaining the air of superiority that comes with owning a yacht? Well, Aymar has lovingly crafted a guide that will help you do just that. Featuring the kind of advice that used to be shared over a few pints in a smoky pub, this book is here to help budding sailors outwit both the elements and their fellow seafarers. It’s all about strategy and skill, or at least pretending to know what you’re doing while trying to avoid a faceplant into the briny deep. But wait, there’s more! This delightful nautical manual tackles all the essential topics you never knew you needed to know, such as: The fine art of wind reading—because squinting at the horizon while sipping a piña colada is not a valid tactic. How to avoid embarrassing mishaps (like mistaking the starting gun for a flare). Understanding the secret language of the racing flags—hint: “W” does not stand for “We’re winning!” How to engage in proper yacht etiquette, lest you be shunned by the yacht club for life. What to do when you’ve lost your crew to the tavern—spoiler: it involves a lot of shouting and possibly bribing with crisps. Condition: This used copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, boasts all the character of a seasoned sailor. The pages may exhibit the kind of yellowing that tells tales of past adventures, while the cover carries a few battle scars—probably from some overly enthusiastic dog-eared readers or the odd splash of seawater. It contains the scent of nostalgia, which is just another way of saying it’s slightly musty, but isn’t that what makes it charming? The spine is intact enough to survive the occasional toss around the cabin, yet flexible enough to be easily read while reclining in a hammock—if you can find one on your yacht, that is. So, if you’re ready to embark on a nautical journey with Gordon C Aymar as your guide, look no further! With his wisdom in hand and a wry smile on your face, you’ll be the talk of the town—or at least the harbor—among fellow wannabe sailors. Just remember: it’s not about winning; it’s about looking good while trying not to capsize. Grab your copy of "Yacht Racing Rules and Tactics" today and prepare to set sail into a world of competitive sailing, laughter, and perhaps a dash of chaos—all while avoiding the dreaded official yacht racing jargon that no one truly understands. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1373/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/yacht-racing-rules-and-tactics-2015.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Van Nostrand no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1372 To Rise from Earth- An Illustrated History of Space Flight by Wayne Lee Prepare yourself for a literary journey that launches you straight into the cosmos, or at least into the dusty corners of your nearest bookshop. "To Rise from Earth: An Illustrated History of Space Flight" by Wayne Lee is your guide to the celestial theatrics of rocket science, and, perhaps more importantly, the art of making a decent cup of tea in zero gravity. Published in the year 2000 by Blandford Press—a house known for their rivetingly beige publications—this volume is less about the romanticism of space and more about the paradoxical allure of staring into the abyss while wondering if your lunch will float away. Wayne Lee, an author whose name may not quite ring a bell, has lovingly assembled this visual feast for the eyes, filled with illustrations that might just be the highlight of your weekend reading—if you’re the type who finds solace in the intricate details of propulsion systems and the occasional drawing of a space capsule that looks suspiciously like a kettle. You won’t just learn about the evolution of spacecraft; you might also find yourself pondering what happened to all the socks that astronauts have lost in the great void of the universe. Did they form their own intergalactic sock colony? A mystery for the ages! This illustrated history is not just a collection of facts and figures; it’s a time capsule of human ingenuity, with a side of whimsy and a hefty dose of irony. The book captures the mad dash of humanity’s attempts to escape the gravitational pull of life’s mundanities, all while sporting an aesthetic that might make you believe the ’90s never really left us. The illustrations could best be described as a cross between a NASA technical manual and a retro sci-fi comic, leaving readers wondering whether they’re examining cutting-edge technology or a long-lost episode of a quirky television show. Among the highlights, you will find: Detailed diagrams that rival IKEA assembly instructions in their complexity. A timeline of major milestones that will make you rethink what you did with your Saturday afternoons. Curiously specific anecdotes about the challenges of space travel, such as how one astronaut ingeniously repurposed a snack bag into a makeshift flotation device. Spoiler: it didn’t work. Sidebars featuring quotes from famous astronauts that may or may not include philosophical musings about cheese in space. Graphical depictions of space missions that evoke nostalgia for a time when the biggest concern was whether or not we had enough VHS tapes. This book is not just an illustrated history; it’s a compendium of dreams, dashed hopes, and enough technical jargon to make you question your own career choices. When flipping through the pages, you’ll find yourself wondering if the authors ever considered how space travel would alter their coffee preferences or if they ever felt the urge to pop in for a pint instead of a lunar landing. After all, what’s more thrilling? A journey to Mars or a night out at the pub with a few mates, discussing the merits of various British ales? Condition: This tome is used, which means it has a certain charm that only a second-hand book can offer. Expect the pages to be a little dog-eared, possibly with a few splotches of what could be coffee, tea, or something more extraterrestrial. The cover might have seen better days, but it retains a rugged allure that suggests it has stories of its own to tell. It sits proudly on your shelf, waiting for that perfect moment when you invite a friend over and need something to show off your “intellectual” side—just before you tell them about that hilarious documentary on space catnip. So if you’ve ever dreamed of exploring the universe—while possibly remaining rooted to your armchair—grab your copy of "To Rise from Earth." This book from Crappy Old Books is not just a vessel of knowledge; it’s a ticket to a cosmos of eccentricity. Who knows, it might even inspire you to build your own rocket or, at the very least, to question the last time you cleaned out your sock drawer. Adventure awaits, albeit in a rather peculiar form. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1372/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-rise-from-earth.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press 9780713728118 GB Standard 4.80 GBP COB-1371 Singer - How to Sew Fashion Knits by Singer In an era when polyester ruled the land and bell-bottoms were considered the height of sophistication, "Singer - How to Sew Fashion Knits" emerges not just as a sewing manual, but as a time capsule of glorious, thread-filled chaos. Published in the flower-powered year of 1972 by The Singer Company—yes, the very same folks whose machines have been the silent witnesses to countless fashion faux pas—this book is less a guide and more a whimsical adventure into the world of stretchy fabrics. Prepare yourself for a journey through the vibrant realm of knits that may leave you questioning your very existence and reconsidering your life choices. Picture it: the groovy glow of a lava lamp illuminating your sewing room as you attempt to follow instructions that seem to have been penned during a caffeine-fueled disco marathon. This book promises to arm you with the ability to conquer *any* knit fabric, from the most forgiving jersey to the dreaded interlock. Yet, as you navigate through its pages, you may find yourself wondering if “how to” should be replaced with “why bother?” Perhaps it’s more a playful suggestion than a directive, encouraging you to embrace the chaos of fabric manipulation and, dare we say, the occasional mismatched seam. Each chapter is a glorious mishmash of illustrations that might have been drawn by a particularly enthusiastic squirrel on roller skates, accompanied by instructions that could easily be mistaken for cryptic love letters to one’s sewing machine. You’ll learn not only how to sew but also how to sew with style! (Whatever that means in a book where the word “fashion” is defined by an array of patterns you’d hope to find in a thrift shop for 50 pence.) The juxtaposition of high fashion and low expectations sets the stage for what can only be described as a sartorial adventure fraught with both joy and bewilderment. As you leaf through these age-worn pages, you may encounter such delightful tidbits of wisdom as: How to mix and match colours that your grandmother would definitely side-eye. The fine art of dealing with knit fabric while simultaneously battling a rogue cat (or two). Tips on how to accidentally create a sweater that can double as a parachute. Instructions on stitching seams that may or may not stretch to new levels of creativity—or just fall apart. Advice on how to accessorise your creations with items found in your local junk drawer. Amidst the fabric swatches and the questionable patterns, you will find an unexpected sense of camaraderie with fellow ‘70s enthusiasts who bravely navigated the world of fashion knits, armed only with a Singer sewing machine and an unshakeable belief in their own creativity. The book beckons you to join this lost tribe, though it might also send you running back to the safety of ready-to-wear clothing. Who needs to measure twice when you can simply eye-ball it like a true rebel? Condition: This book has seen a fair bit of action and boasts creases, dog-eared pages, and the smell of nostalgia that only a used book can possess. Each page tells a story, perhaps one of triumph, or maybe just a heart-wrenching tale of fabric that never was. You might even find a mysterious thread or two embedded in the spine, a testament to its tumultuous journey through the hands of previous creators and aspiring seamstresses. In conclusion, "Singer - How to Sew Fashion Knits" promises not merely a sewing experience but an odyssey through the vibrant fabric of the 1970s where creativity and questionable taste collided in a kaleidoscope of colours and patterns. Whether you’re a seasoned seamstress or a curious novice, this book, brought to you by Crappy Old Books, might just be the quirky companion you didn’t know you needed. With its flawed wisdom and quirky charm, it invites you into a world where the only limit is your own imagination (and possibly your sewing machine’s ability to remain operational). So thread your needle, don your best tie-dye apron, and let the chaos begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1371/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/singer-how-to-saw-fashion-knits.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Singer Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1370 A First Year - Engineering Drawing by AC Parkinson In the hallowed halls of 1958 academia, where chalk dust danced in the air and students sported horn-rimmed glasses with the unfettered bravado of a thousand unattainable dreams, "A First Year - Engineering Drawing" by AC Parkinson emerged like a beacon of linear perspective amidst the chaotic scribbles of youthful ambition. This tome, published by the ever-esteemed Pitman, is not just a book; it’s a veritable time capsule of the bygone era where the concept of ’digital’ was largely confined to the realm of vibrant, neon pink bubblegum. Chapters include: The Graphic Langauge At The Board Representation Of Solids Riveting Screw Threads and screwed pieces Keys and Cotters shaft Couplings Bearings Pulleys Pistons connecting Rod ends Crossheads Stuffing Boxes Cranks and Crankshafts Eccentrics Pipes and Pipe Joints Valves Introduction to Toothed Gearing Put simply, this is the book that would have you believe that the secret to engineering greatness lies in mastering the art of drawing lines and circles with a ruler and compass. Want to know how to sketch a bolt with the passion of a poet? Or perhaps learn the intricate dance of dimensioning? Fear not, dear reader! Parkinson is your guide through this thrilling wilderness of triangles and isosceles delight. What you will discover between these somewhat yellowed, slightly dog-eared pages is not merely a guide to engineering drawing but a window into the soul of a generation—those brave souls who ventured into the realm of technical sketches, armed with nothing but their pencils and an unwavering belief that the future would surely be filled with more than just mechanical drafts. Here are a few of the riveting delights you can expect: A riveting introduction to the world of technical symbols, because who wouldn’t want to learn how to create a perfectly rounded circle of bureaucracy? Pages filled with so much intricate detail, they might just inspire you to rethink your career path—though preferably not in the direction of a career in engineering drawing. Pencil techniques that will have you questioning why anyone ever needed a computer. After all, who needs efficiency when you have finesse? Explanations of “projection” that may lead you to believe that you are on the precipice of some sort of mind-bending psychological thriller. Entire chapters dedicated to the art of shading, which may or may not prepare you for a future in interior design—or at least for the dramatic lighting of your own home office. As you leaf through this delightful relic, you’ll find that it is a veritable treasure trove of nostalgia, where the ink has faded, but the ambition remains as vibrant as ever. Each chapter is punctuated with the kind of enthusiasm only an educator could muster while discussing the complexities of isometric projection and the allure of the vanishing point. You might find yourself wondering if Parkinson had a secret mission to convert every student into an aspiring architect or merely wanted to ensure that his legacy would live on in the form of endless, meticulously-sketched blueprints. Condition: This book is used, as evidenced by its well-loved spine and occasional coffee ring—a testament to its dedication to the pursuit of knowledge, even as it has occasionally been used as an errant coaster. The pages might be a tad yellowed, but this only adds to its charm, much like a vintage suit with a few delightful quirks of its own. Embrace the imperfections as you would a lovable but slightly unkempt relative; they tell a story all their own. So, if you find yourself feeling particularly nostalgic for the days when engineering was an art form, rather than a series of clicks and clacks on a keyboard, "A First Year - Engineering Drawing" is your ticket to yesteryear. Available for purchase at Crappy Old Books, where we pride ourselves on delivering not just books, but whole worlds in surprisingly quaint packaging. Grab it before it vanishes faster than a freshly drawn isometric projection! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1370/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-first-year-engineering-drawing-2015.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pitman no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1367 Come Here Until I Tell You by Patrick Campbell In the vibrant literary landscape of the 1960s, a decade where bell bottoms and a radical sense of freedom collided, Patrick Campbell’s “Come Here Until I Tell You” emerges like a slightly moth-eaten postcard from the future. Published by Arrow Books Ltd—an imprint that surely has its own time capsule hidden under the floorboards—this book promises to be a delightful enigma, or perhaps just an enigma that forgot its glasses and is squinting at the world through a slightly warped lens. Imagine, if you will, a world where instructions are as nebulous as a half-remembered dream. The title itself seems to beckon with an air of playful authority, an invitation that comes with a cheeky caveat: “Wait, not yet! I’ll tell you when!” It’s the kind of phrase that could either lead you to the best new thing since sliced bread or down a rabbit hole of confusion where you’ll find yourself talking to a particularly chatty wall. Either way, you’ll definitely want to read further. This book, with its tantalisingly vague title, beckons you into the chaotic whirlpool of mid-century British literature, where the lines between wit and absurdity blur like a watercolour left out in the rain. Campbell’s style likely vacillates between clever observation and downright peculiarity, making each page turn feel like rolling the dice in a game where no one really understands the rules. It is as if the author were a magician, pulling literary rabbits out of hats while simultaneously asking you to keep your hands where he can see them. Readers of “Come Here Until I Tell You” may find themselves enjoying a hearty chuckle, a thoughtful pause, or a bemused furrow of the brow as they navigate through Campbell’s whimsical landscape. Prepare to encounter characters who may or may not be figments of the author’s over-caffeinated imagination, along with plot twists that feel a bit like trying to walk through a hedge maze while blindfolded. And who knows? One might stumble upon profound truths while searching for the exit. But what exactly can you expect from this quirky compilation? Well, here’s a tantalising list of possibilities that might await you between its well-thumbed pages: Witty dialogues that will make you rethink your own conversations. Characters that seem slightly more eccentric than your Uncle Fred at family gatherings. Plotlines that lead you to laugh, cry, or at least raise an eyebrow in disbelief. Philosophical musings disguised as whimsical absurdities. Unexpected moments of clarity that hit you like a rogue wave at the beach. Condition: This particular copy is used, bearing the hallmark of previous readers who likely found themselves caught in its web of intrigue. It has been thumbed through, dog-eared, and perhaps even annotated with the occasional existential doodle. Its pages contain the faint scent of old paper mingling with the faintest whiff of nostalgia—an olfactory reminder that this book has been loved, considered, and possibly even wrestled with on lazy afternoons. If you’re in the market for a book that defies the conventions of straightforward storytelling and invites you to ponder life’s greatest mysteries—or at least the mysteries of what you might have for tea—then “Come Here Until I Tell You” might just be the curious companion you didn’t know you needed. Keep your expectations as fluid as Campbell’s prose, and you might find yourself enchanted by its peculiar charms. In a world filled with shiny, new tomes, let Crappy Old Books introduce you to the delightful chaos that is Patrick Campbell’s brainchild. After all, sometimes it’s the well-loved, slightly battered books that hold the most surprises, waiting patiently for you to come here until they tell you something truly remarkable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1367/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/come-here-until-i-tell-you-2015.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1366 Far From The Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy In a world where sheep have more romantic prospects than some of the characters, "Far From The Madding Crowd" becomes an idyllic sanctuary from the chaos of the modern age. Set amid the rolling hills of Dorset, Thomas Hardy’s tale swirls with pastoral charm, but don’t let that fool you: it’s a veritable soap opera with just the right dash of existential dread. This particular edition, published in 1960 by Signet Classics, may have seen better days, but it still clings to its pages like a lovesick farmer clings to his last sheep. Meet Bathsheba Everdene, a woman who defies the conventions of her time with all the finesse of a bull in a china shop. She inherits a farm—a feat that would make most Victorian women faint into their bonnets—and promptly sets about captivating the hearts of local suitors. Among them are Gabriel Oak, the steadfast shepherd with the emotional range of a well-tended turnip, and the dapper but duplicitous sergeant, Francis Troy, who brings a level of drama usually reserved for the likes of reality TV. As Bathsheba flits between these gentlemen like a butterfly with a poor sense of direction, one might wonder about the wisdom of her choices. Hardy, with his trademark melancholy, seems to be saying, "Ladies, if you think modern dating is tricky, just wait until you try managing a farm and a horde of desperate men simultaneously!" The narrative unfurls like a pastoral tapestry woven with threads of ambition, love, and a good old-fashioned dose of tragedy—because what’s a rural romance without a little heartache to make it interesting? But before you settle in for a cozy evening with this book, be warned: Hardy has a penchant for throwing curveballs that might leave you more bewildered than a sheep trying to navigate a hedge maze. His characters are as flawed as they are charming, which is to say, they’re human, and they make choices we might scratch our heads at. The story dances between moments of pastoral bliss and the bitter realities of life, leaving us wondering whether the grass is truly greener on the other side—or just a little more manicured. This edition, while bewitchingly vintage, may contain the odd dog-ear or a coffee stain that tells a story of its own. There’s a certain joy in turning the yellowing pages, perhaps with the faint scent of antiquity wafting through the air, transporting you not just to Hardy’s Dorset, but to a time when books were still a bit rough around the edges—much like the characters within them. Condition: Used, and not just in the sense of the ‘used and abused’ trope. It might have been read and reread a few times, with pages that have endured the existential crises of previous readers, resulting in slight dog-ears and the occasional scuffed cover. However, this adds a certain charm, akin to finding a well-worn sofa in a thrift shop—comfortable, slightly quirky, and oddly reassuring. So why not take a step back from the madding crowd of your own life? Embrace the opportunity to ponder the follies of love and ambition while enjoying the rural landscape of Hardy’s imagination. Whether you’re a connoisseur of Victorian literature or just someone looking to laugh at the absurdity of life, this book promises to deliver that delightful mix of irony and sentiment. At Crappy Old Books, we believe every shelf deserves a companion piece with a rich backstory—and this one certainly has plenty to tell. Dive into Hardy’s world and discover that even in the midst of chaos, a little bit of irony can go a long way. Who knows? You might just find yourself far from your own madding crowd, lost in the pages of a time-worn classic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1366/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/far-from-the-madding-crowd-2015.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1360 Carnal Crimes by John Dunning In the grand tradition of literary conundrums, where the reader is left to ponder the more peculiar inclinations of humanity, we present you with "Carnal Crimes" by none other than the enigmatic John Dunning. First published in the glamorous, neon-lit landscape of 1988, the book promises a scintillating exploration of society’s underbelly, all viewed through the lens of a writer who probably had a penchant for shoulder pads and synth music. It’s a page-turner for those who enjoy a side of societal satire with their criminal escapades. Dunning’s style is both irreverent and, dare we say, delightfully sardonic. The narrative is laced with a curious blend of dark humour and poignant observations, making you question just how far one might go in the name of desire (or perhaps just a really bad decision). Each chapter seems to be a punchline waiting for its moment, all the while weaving a story that crassly touches on the most taboo of subjects. If you’ve ever wondered what lurks behind the curtains of polite society, you might find yourself both horrified and amused. The book’s title alone, "Carnal Crimes", conjures a sense of both intrigue and potential mischief, as if Dunning is inviting you to a dinner party where the main dish is scandal and the dessert is regret. Who knew that reading could feel like both a guilty pleasure and a voyeuristic journey through the murky waters of human nature? You might find yourself clutching the book and smirking at the absurdity of it all, while simultaneously shaking your head in disbelief, wondering what on earth the author was thinking. Were his muses intoxicated? Or just particularly cheeky? As an Arrow Books Ltd. publication, it’s clear that this tome was destined for the bookshelf of the eclectic reader, perhaps sandwiched between a dog-eared copy of a 1980s thriller and a self-help book that promises to unlock your potential through the power of positive thinking. If you’re searching for a reading experience that feels both nostalgic and absurdly contemporary—like a mullet on a catwalk—then you’ve stumbled upon the right volume. But let’s not forget the real allure of this novel: the chance to relish in the intriguing absurdities of life that Dunning portrays, as he expertly crafts a world where moral boundaries are as elastic as the waistband of your favourite pair of sweatpants. The book tantalises with hints of scandal, daring the reader to navigate its murky depths while clutching a cup of tea, perhaps wondering if it would be socially acceptable to read it in public. Spoiler alert: it probably isn’t. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself confronted with a delightful array of questionable choices made by characters who were clearly never instructed on the finer points of decision-making. You will likely chuckle, grimace, and experience the occasional existential crisis as you contemplate the choices of those in Dunning’s universe. It’s a kaleidoscope of whimsy and woe, all wrapped up in a cover that may or may not have seen better days. Condition: Used, with just the right amount of wear and tear to give it that delightful ‘well-loved’ appearance. Expect dog-eared pages that whisper secrets of previous readers and perhaps the occasional coffee stain that adds a touch of authenticity. It’s the kind of book that begs to be read while lounging in a slightly overstuffed armchair, preferably with a glass of something that might just mask the existential ponderings that arise. So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of the bizarre, or you simply enjoy a good chuckle at the expense of societal norms, "Carnal Crimes" could be the quirky addition to your shelf that you’ve been searching for. After all, life is too short for boring books, and Crappy Old Books has your back in the pursuit of the wonderfully strange. Snag this treasure today and prepare for a reading experience as rich and layered as a poorly made lasagna. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1360/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/carnal-crimes-2015.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books Ltd 9780099573401 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1359 Killer by Joey and Dave Fisher In a world where titles often reveal more than the plot itself, "Killer" stands as an enigma wrapped in a riddle, sealed within the pages of a book that was almost certainly read by someone who had a very different understanding of the word “killer” than we do today. Authored by the dynamic duo of Joey and Dave Fisher in that bold, rambunctious year of 1987—a year when neon was considered haute couture and shoulder pads were an art form—this novel might just be the comedic thriller you never knew you needed, or perhaps the baffling experiment in writing that you’ll never forget. Imagine, if you will, the Fisher brothers hunched over their typewriter, fueled by questionable cups of instant coffee and a shared dream of literary immortality. One can only speculate what drove them to choose such a title. Was it a nod to the sheer audacity of life in the ‘80s? A darkly humorous commentary on the state of pop culture? Or perhaps they simply ran out of ideas and decided that “Killer” would catch the eye of the unsuspecting reader? Whatever their reasoning, the book promises to deliver a rollercoaster of absurdity and intrigue, possibly leaving you wondering who or what the real “killer” is. Spoiler: it might just be the plot twists. Within these pages, readers are likely to encounter an array of questionable characters, bizarre scenarios, and a narrative style that jogs along like an awkward teenager at a school dance—sometimes smooth, often clumsy, but undeniably entertaining. You might find yourself puzzled by the authors’ decision to mix elements of comedy with dark themes, or perhaps you’ll marvel at their ability to craft suspense while simultaneously evoking laughter. The genius—or lack thereof—of the Fisher brothers is entirely up for debate, and that is precisely what makes "Killer" a captivating curiosity. As you flip through the pages, you might begin to wonder if the title refers to the plot or the reader’s patience. One can only assume that the Fisher brothers embraced a philosophy of chaos in their writing, possibly inspired by the liberal use of caffeine and a healthy disregard for narrative structure. But fear not, dear reader! This is not merely a book to be read; it’s an experience to be endured—somewhere between a literary journey and a trip through the funhouse mirror of narrative conventions. What can you expect from this thrilling escapade? A brief bullet-pointed guide to the anticipated contents of "Killer": Characters so eccentric that they could probably run for local office. Plot twists that will leave you questioning your own sanity. A sprinkling of 1980s cultural references that may or may not age like fine wine. Descriptive passages that may make you wonder if the authors were just throwing darts at a wall of adjectives. Moments of unintended humor that will elicit a chuckle, albeit with a hint of confusion. Condition: Used but not abused, this second-hand treasure may possess the faint aroma of coffee and nostalgia, with the occasional dog-eared page providing evidence of its adventurous past. While the spine shows signs of wear that could tell stories of late-night readings and questionable life choices, it remains intact and ready to serve as a conversation starter at your next book club meeting, or perhaps as an amusing paperweight. It’s the perfect addition to any collection of literary oddities. In the end, "Killer" is a delightful testament to the eclecticism of the late 20th century, where every book could be a hit or a miss, and where Joey and Dave Fisher boldly placed their bets on a title that defies easy categorization. Whether you’re a collector of quirky literature or someone who simply wants to understand the bizarre landscape of 1980s publishing, this book—now proudly displayed among the Crappy Old Books collection—offers an experience that is as unpredictable as a game of roulette. Happy reading, dear adventurer! Or should we say, happy surviving? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1359/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/killer-2015.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WH Allen 9780352321138 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1355 Turner by Jack Lindsay In the dusty annals of literary history, one might stumble upon "Turner" by Jack Lindsay, a work so steeped in the essence of the early ’80s that one might assume it was infused with the very fabric of shoulder pads and cassette tapes. Written in a time when disco balls still spun fervently and the world was grappling with existential crises—both personal and societal—this tome attempts to untangle the complex mind of the artist J.M.W. Turner, who, rumor has it, painted landscapes whilst lamenting the state of human existence and possibly his flatmate’s cooking. Prepare yourself for a literary experience that could only be described as a cross between a convoluted art critique and an elaborate philosophical treatise, though the truth is, it often resembles neither. Lindsay’s prose meanders like a river under a Turner sky, occasionally illuminating profound thoughts before becoming ensnared in the bramble of its own verbosity. One might find themselves asking, “Is this a narrative, or merely a series of thoughts strung together by the sheer force of nostalgia and the occasional outburst of poetic flair?” As you leaf through the pages, you may encounter the following delights that seem to emerge from the depths of Lindsay’s imagination: Excessive descriptions of light that will make you question your own understanding of sunshine. A plethora of metaphors, some of which may very well be on the verge of an existential crisis themselves. Characters so vividly drawn that they leap off the page and, if you’re not careful, may just commandeer your afternoon. Philosophical musings that will leave you pondering life’s great mysteries, such as why your kettle boils at an alarming rate. A series of footnotes that could rival a travelogue, taking you on a journey through Lindsay’s own whims and fancies. But don’t let the impression of highbrow pretentiousness fool you—this book has a lighthearted side that emerges occasionally, like a mischievous child peeking out from behind a curtain. Lindsay’s tongue-in-cheek observations about the art world and its absurdities might just make you snicker, or at least raise an eyebrow. After all, who does not enjoy a cheeky reference to an art critic who once mistook a Turner for a particularly enthusiastic watercolor attempt by a local five-year-old? Now, if having your intellect challenged in ways you never anticipated is your idea of a good afternoon spent with a cup of tea and possibly a scone, "Turner" might just be your literary companion of choice. Just be prepared; you may find yourself diving headlong into art history discussions at the dinner table, much to the bemusement of your family. It could, after all, be argued that the book is less about Turner and more about the peculiarities of human obsession with art and its never-ending interpretations. Condition: Used—a veritable badge of honor for any self-respecting second-hand book. Expect a slight fraying at the edges due to its many years of introspective musings and the occasional coffee stain, which only adds to its character. It has lived a life, possibly in the hands of a pretentious student who dropped it during a lecture, or perhaps it served as a paperweight in a particularly windy café. Either way, it has stories to tell, and they may be just as riveting as the words contained within. So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of the arts, or if you simply enjoy books laden with irony dripping from the margins, look no further. "Turner" by Jack Lindsay awaits you at Crappy Old Books, a treasure trove of delightful oddities and literary curiosities. Snatch it up before it slips away into the realm of forgotten paperbacks, leaving behind nothing but wistful memories of a time gone by. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1355/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/turner-2015-02.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Academy Chicago Publishers 9780586038529 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1354 The Path Of The Hero King by Nigel Tranter Ah, “The Path of the Hero King” by Nigel Tranter—an opus that dares to tread where others have merely tiptoed. Published in the gloriously groovy year of 1973, this tome invites readers to don their most impractical sandals and embark on a quest through time, space, and the peculiarities of British history, all while maintaining a stiff upper lip and perhaps sipping a cup of Earl Grey. Forget your morning commute; this book promises a journey far more thrilling, even if the only dragons you’ll encounter are metaphorical. Tranter, a name that might not ring any bells unless you happen to be a scholar of obscure Scottish literature or a connoisseur of 1970s paperbacks, presents us with the magnificent conundrum of what it truly means to be a hero king. Is it about wielding a sword? Or is it about wielding a pen? (Spoiler: It’s definitely the latter, especially given the weight of this hefty paperback.) The book is said to be a delightful mix of historical fact and fanciful fiction, or perhaps just a fanciful fiction that fancies itself as fact. Either way, prepare to be whisked away on a journey that may or may not involve actual historical accuracy, but certainly involves a lot of ’doing the right thing’ amid a backdrop of questionable wigs and plaid fabric. Our protagonist—if one can even refer to him as such without a hint of irony—trudges along this oh-so-heroic path that is fraught with perils not unlike those found in a British council meeting. The stakes are high, as the fate of kingdoms hangs in the balance, though one can’t help but wonder if the most dangerous foe he faces is the author’s penchant for long-winded exposition. Will our hero find the courage to wear tights in public? Will he ever master the noble art of tea etiquette while simultaneously battling nefarious foes? Now, you may be thinking, “But what exactly is a hero king?” Well, that’s precisely the question you’ll be pondering while wrestling with the dense prose and an occasional eye-roll at the melodramatic undertones. Fear not, for this book is equipped with an array of characters who are as memorable as they are interchangeable, each more vividly described than the last, despite the fact that their motivations often seem to be as muddled as a pub brawl on a Wednesday night. If you find yourself wondering what exactly to expect, fear not! This book is listed with the following delights that may or may not be present: A hero who is both heroic and kingly or at least aspires to be Epic battles that are either on horseback or simply in the author’s imagination References to historical events that may or may not have occurred Dialogues that sound suspiciously like they’ve been lifted from an old BBC drama Footnotes that might lead you to question your life choices Condition: This paperback is used, with all the charm and slightly musty aroma that comes from its storied past. It has been lovingly thumbed through by generations of curious minds, perhaps leading to a few dog-eared pages and a spine that crackles like the sound of a distant thunderstorm when opened. Expect a few ink stains from previous readers who clearly couldn’t resist jotting down their profound thoughts in the margins. Who could blame them? One might even find a note or two pondering the meaning of life amidst the saga of kings and castles. So if you’re in the mood for a literary romp through the annals of history that’s as unpredictable as a British summer, “The Path of the Hero King” is waiting for you—just as long as you’re prepared for some eye-rolling and the occasional head-scratch. Available for purchase through Crappy Old Books, where every page turned is a step further down the rabbit hole of literary absurdity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1354/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-path-of-the-hero-king-2015-02.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1352 Gullivers Travels by Jonathan Swift Gullivers Travels is Jonathan Swifts bitter and devastating satire, the fantastic tale of four voyages of Lemuel Gulliver, an honest English ships surgeon. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1352/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gulluvers-travels-2015-02.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1351 Pyramids - Discworld Book 7 by Terry Pratchett In the seventh installment of Terry Pratchett’s absurdly delightful Discworld series, we are whisked away—not on a magic carpet, mind you, but perhaps on the back of a rather confused camel—into the enigmatic realm of pyramids. Yes, those grand, triangular constructions that have long puzzled the likes of historians, archaeologists, and anyone who has ever been subjected to a game of trivia at a particularly dull pub. Here, Pratchett takes us on a rollicking ride through a land that is possibly more sand than substance, where the sphinxes are rolling their eyes and the mummies have more personality than most modern politicians. Our protagonist, a certain hapless character named Brutha, is not your average hero. In fact, if there were an award for being unremarkably unheroic, he would likely win it—if, of course, he could be bothered to turn up for the ceremony. He is, however, blessed (or perhaps cursed) with a rather peculiar ability: he can recall anything he’s ever read, which, given the state of the library back home, mostly consists of recipes for various types of stew. As Brutha bumbles along, he inadvertently becomes embroiled in a cosmic battle involving gods, ancient prophecies, and the occasional existential crisis that accompanies finding one’s purpose, particularly when that purpose seems to involve an inordinate amount of sand and a pyramid scheme, quite literally. Pyramids also introduces us to a delightful cast of characters who could easily be mistaken for a particularly eccentric family reunion. There’s the ever-charming god Om, who takes on the rather unique form of a tortoise—because, after all, why wouldn’t a deity choose to be a slow-moving creature with a penchant for self-reflection? Then we have the priests, who are less like the mystical custodians of sacred knowledge and more like a group of individuals who have taken "spiritual advisor" to an all-time low, competing primarily in how many times they can chant “sphinx” while dodging the consequences of their own blunders. As if that wasn’t enough, we are also treated to a glimpse into the workings of an ancient society that takes the concept of bureaucracy to dizzying new heights—or depths, depending on your perspective. The sheer absurdity of it all is enough to make one question whether the real purpose of the pyramids was to house pharaohs or simply to provide a really good reason for a raucous game of charades gone terribly wrong. With Pratchett’s trademark wit and keen observational humor, readers are given a front-row seat to a world where the mundane collides with the mystical, creating a narrative that is as chaotic as it is entertaining. The narrative is laced with social commentary, puns, and more footnotes than you could shake a wand at—because who doesn’t love a good footnote that diverges into an entirely different topic altogether? The writing is so clever that you may find yourself pausing to contemplate the very nature of reality, or at least the nature of your last few purchases at the local second-hand shop. Condition: Used—this copy of Pyramids has clearly been well-loved, with dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain that suggests a reader who enjoyed their beverage while contemplating life’s great mysteries. While the spine may show signs of wear, much like Brutha’s patience with divine intervention, you will find that the words within are as sharp as ever. There may be annotations from previous readers, adding layers of hilarity and insight that are entirely unintentional. If you’re seeking an escape from the drudgery of everyday life—or simply want to understand why on earth one would build a pyramid in the first place—this book promises to be as entertaining as it is bewildering. Who knew that a mere story could contain such a wealth of absurdity? And where better to find it than at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beautifully imperfect world of second-hand literature? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1351/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pyramids-2015-02.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarTorch 9780061020650 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1350 Bulfinchs Mythology- The Age Of Fable by Thomas Bulfinch Welcome, dear reader, to the thrilling world of Bulfinch’s Mythology: The Age of Fable, where ancient gods frolic alongside heroic mortals in a delightful tapestry of myth and legend. Published in the illustrious year of 1962 by the reputable Mentor, this tome is a veritable carnival of tales that will have you questioning your very existence. Did Odysseus really need to face a Cyclops just to get home? And why, for the love of all things sacred, did Prometheus think that stealing fire from the gods was a good idea? These profound inquiries may or may not find their answers in this scholarly yet whimsically informative compendium. As you journey through these pages, you’ll be treated to a plethora of fables that are as enlightening as they are entertaining. Bulfinch’s distinctive style combines the erudition of an Oxford don with the charm of a jovial pub storyteller, and it is this delightful blend that keeps readers coming back for more. Who knew that the trials and tribulations of ancient deities could rival the antics of your local soap opera? Forget about binge-watching your favorite TV shows; a gripping tale of Mercury outsmarting his fellow gods is precisely what your life has been missing. Remember those long, drawn-out evenings filled with existential dread? Well, have no fear! Bulfinch’s mythology adeptly fills the void with tales of epic proportions—quite literally. His narratives span multiple cultures and epochs, ensuring that you’ll never run out of conversation starters at the next dinner party. Impress your friends with your newfound knowledge of Bacchus, the Roman god of wine, and his rather questionable life choices. Or perhaps regale them with the cautionary tale of Icarus and his ill-advised flight. In a way, it’s a bit like attending a lecture at a drastically more entertaining university. But don’t let the grandeur fool you! This book is also a reflection of the era in which it was published. The 1960s were a time of great upheaval, and what better way to process that than through the lens of ancient mythology? The Age of Fable is equal parts intellectual exercise and an escape from the stark realities of modern life, akin to slipping into a cozy old sweater that may or may not have been the victim of a few unfortunate moths. Condition: This copy of Bulfinch’s Mythology has been well-loved, perhaps too much so. The corners are a bit dog-eared, and the spine has seen better days, yet it retains the charm of a seasoned veteran of the literary battlefield. There are delightful annotations in the margins, likely made by an enthusiastic previous owner who felt compelled to argue with the text. They may have even written a passionate manifesto on why Athena is the best goddess—who are we to judge? This book has lived, laughed, and loved, and it longs for a new reader with whom to share its storied past. The glory of mythology transcends the ages, and with Bulfinch as your guide, you’ll embark on a journey that’s both enlightening and slightly absurd. You might even discover that the gods are not so different from us mortal beings—flawed, ambitious, and perpetually baffled by their own choices. As you traverse the realms of myth, keep a keen eye out for the poetic justice that often accompanies a well-timed divine intervention. So, why not take a step into the whimsical world of fables and legends? This book promises to be an entertaining companion, perhaps not on a dark and stormy night but definitely on a lazy afternoon when you find yourself questioning the meaning of life—or at least the meaning of Greek vs. Roman gods. Pondering these mysteries may very well lead you to a moment of clarity… or simply to a good laugh. Don’t let this opportunity slip through your fingers like so many ancient scrolls! Grab your copy of Bulfinch’s Mythology: The Age of Fable today, as sold by Crappy Old Books, and prepare to engage in some serious tête-à-tête with the past. Your bookshelf (and your sanity) will thank you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1350/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-age-of-fable-2015-02.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mentor 9780451622303 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1348 The Devils Acolyte by Michael Jecks In a world where the line between good and evil is as blurred as your Aunt Edna’s 1970s wallpaper, "The Devil’s Acolyte" by Michael Jecks tantalizingly invites readers to explore the darker recesses of medieval mischief. Published in 2002 by Headline Book Publishing, this literary concoction promises to deliver the kind of thrills typically reserved for those late-night conversations with your mate who insists that the devil just might be hiding under your bed. Spoiler alert: he’s not, but he may be lurking in the pages of this book. Picture this: an England drenched in the kind of historical grime that only the medieval period could provide, where knights wield their swords with a little less finesse than a toddler with a crayon. The narrative, rich in both bloodshed and banter, meanders through a maze of intrigue that could convince even the most hardened sceptic that the past is merely a carnival of the absurd. Jecks, with his flair for the theatrical, seems to relish the chaos, throwing in plots and subplots like confetti at a particularly rowdy wedding. For those who have ever wondered what it might feel like to be an acolyte of the dark arts—perhaps because your Wi-Fi was down and you were left with nothing but a dusty tome of spells and your cat—this book is for you. Prepare to be whisked away on a medieval rollercoaster that’s as unpredictable as the British weather. One moment you’re in the village pub, sharing a pint with a rogue, and the next, you’re knee-deep in a conspiracy involving the local bishop and far too many chickens. Yes, chickens. What could possibly go wrong? And speaking of wrong, let’s not ignore the author’s impeccable timing. In 2002, when everyone was still recovering from the Y2K scare and wondering what would happen if their microwave turned against them, Jecks decided to plunge us into the depths of medieval chaos. Were readers craving complex characters? Not in this book! Instead, be prepared for a colourful cast of oddballs and misfits, each more ridiculous than the last, as they stumble through plot twists that might leave you chuckling and scratching your head in equal measure. Condition: Used. It’s been loved and possibly debated over at a book club where someone may have questioned the author’s spell-check abilities. Expect dog-eared pages and the charming scent of antiquity that only books of this vintage can possess. The spine is a little weary, much like the characters that take to the pages with their quips and quibbles, but rest assured, it’s ready for another round of literary adventures. You might even find a few mysterious stains that could serve as conversation starters—who doesn’t want to discuss the precise nature of medieval stew gone awry? As you delve into this peculiar narrative, you might find yourself pondering profound questions, such as: how many chickens does it take to incite a theological debate? Or, can one truly be an acolyte without a proper set of robes and a sarcastic view of life? Rest assured, by the end of this literary escapade, you might just conclude that being the devil’s acolyte is not half as glamorous as the title suggests. But isn’t that the fun of it all? In a time when the modern world sometimes feels like a dystopian novel in its own right, perhaps we should all take a page from Jecks’ book—literally. Join the ranks of those who’ve braved the pages before you, and discover why "The Devil’s Acolyte" is a must-read for anyone with a taste for the absurd and a penchant for the peculiar. Crappy Old Books has done you a solid by stocking this delightful oddity. Don’t let it slip through your fingers! You never know when another chance to cavort with medieval misfits may come along. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1348/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-devils-acolyte-2015-02.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline Book Publishing 9780747267256 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1347 The Celestina by Fernando De Rojas The Celestina: A Fifteenth-Century Spanish Novel in Dialogue The Celestina is the first European novel, a fifteenth-century Spanish masterpiece remarkable for its originality, depth, handling of dialogue, and drawing of character. The plot is simple. A young nobleman enlists the services of Celestina, an old bawd, to help him seduce a girl; the seduction ends in tragedy. It is not, however, the love story that is important. It is Celestina who dominates the scene. She is a frank and lusty old pagan of the Renaissance, brimming over with classical lore and a salty wisdom gained in the course of a vigorous and sinful life, which she still loves with a wonderful heartiness. Her greatest regret, indeed, is that in her remote youth she neglected some few opportunities to enjoy herself. In her old age her pleasure is in purveying pleasures to others. She is one of the great creations of all literature and has a secure place beside her two compatriots, Don Quixote and Sancho Panza. This Spanish classic, the greatest of the forebears of Cervantes, was originally published anonymously, in 1499; later editions bear the name of Fernando de Rojas as author, in acrostics. Readers familiar with Lesley Byrd Simpson’s translations of Two Novels of Mexico by Manuel Azuela, The Poem of the Cid, and Little Sermons on Sin: The Archpriest of Talavera will not be surprised that he has preserved the vigor and colloquial flavor of the original. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1347/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-celestina-2015-02.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books University of California Press 9780520011779 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1344 Gorgias by Plato Gorgias is a Socratic dialogue written by Plato around 380 BC. In this dialogue, Socrates seeks the true definition of rhetoric, attempting to pinpoint the essence of rhetoric and unveil the flaws of the sophistic oratory popular in Athens at this time. The art of persuasion was widely considered necessary for political and legal advantage in classical Athens, and rhetoricians promoted themselves as teachers of this fundamental skill. Some, like Gorgias, were foreigners attracted to Athens because of its reputation for intellectual and cultural sophistication. In the Gorgias, Socrates argues that philosophy is an art, whereas rhetoric is a skill based on mere experience. To Socrates, most rhetoric in practice is merely flattery. In order to use rhetoric for good, rhetoric cannot exist alone; it must depend on philosophy to guide its morality. Socrates, therefore, believes that morality is not inherent in rhetoric and that without philosophy, rhetoric is simply used to persuade for personal gain. Socrates suggests that he is one of the few (but not only) Athenians to practice true politics (521d). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1344/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/plato-2015-01.jpg 5.78 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140440942 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1343 Enders Game by Orson Scott Card In a galaxy not particularly far away, where the line between boyhood and battlefield is as thin as the paper of this second-hand tome, Orson Scott Card’s *Ender’s Game* takes us on a journey through the mind of a child prodigy turned reluctant war hero. Published in 1994, this novel has weathered the years like an uncomfortable chair at your nan’s house: giving you back pains (or existential ones, depending on your perspective) but oddly comforting in its familiarity. Prepare yourself for a tale that might just make you question if the future of humanity should really be entrusted to a bunch of kids with more gadgets than social skills. Set in a future where Earth’s survival relies on the tactical genius of children, *Ender’s Game* introduces us to Ender Wiggin, a strategic mastermind drafted into a military training program designed to prepare him for an impending alien invasion. Because, frankly, what could go wrong with sending children to fight extraterrestrial threats? The novel leaves us pondering a myriad of questions, like: Should we be sending our kids to summer camp or to battle school? Is a game really just a game when it comes with the fate of the universe at stake? And why does Ender have to grow up so fast—doesn’t he deserve at least one awkward crush on a schoolmate? As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself pondering the real moral implications of using childhood innocence for military strategy. Or perhaps you’ll just chuckle at the absurdity of adults believing that the best way to solve a problem is to let children do the hard work. Spoiler alert: this book is packed with ethical dilemmas disguised as interstellar games, proving that sometimes adults can be as clueless as a goldfish trying to navigate a cat’s cradle. The writing style, a mix of straightforward prose and deep philosophical musings, allows readers to grapple with the themes of isolation and the burden of leadership while simultaneously wondering how many times you can say "Battle School" before it starts to sound like a rather unfortunate boarding school for troubled youths. If you’re in the mood for a read that oscillates between intense drama and a bizarre commentary on childhood and warfare, you may not have to look much further. Those seeking a gripping narrative are in for a treat, where every page turns with the anticipation of a game of chess played with live pieces. Remember, though, this is not your typical "we’ll all get along in the end" story. No, this one is more like a game of Monopoly where, instead of passing Go, you’re just trying to avoid being sent to the emotional equivalent of jail for the rest of your life. For those who enjoy the slightly worn feel of a used book, there’s something distinctly charming about the crinkled pages of this paperback. Its previous owners have likely indulged in many existential crises between the lines, leaving behind an aura of deep contemplation—along with the occasional coffee stain, of course. You might even feel like you’re part of a special club of readers who have all pondered the same merciless questions about humanity and childhood whilst clutching a slightly battered paperback. Condition: This copy of *Ender’s Game* has seen better days, bearing the marks of previous readers who may have wielded it like a weapon in their quest for knowledge. Expect a few dog-eared corners and a spine that has bravely held together through countless readings. It comes with a certain charm, like an old friend who has a few too many embarrassing stories to tell at the pub. This book has lived and learned, and now it’s ready to live a little more with you. So if you’re ready to grapple with the profound and somewhat ironic implications of entrusting a child with the fate of the universe while snuggling up with a good, albeit slightly dinged, book, then look no further than this edition of *Ender’s Game*. Available now, as sold by Crappy Old Books, it promises to be a adventure—just one that might require a bit more emotional maturity than you initially bargained for. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1343/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/enders-game.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor Science Fiction 9780812550702 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1342 Evelina by Fanny Burney Written in secret and published anonymously, this classic eighteenth-century work follows the beautiful Evelina as she comes of age in a London of society balls, orchestrated affairs, and social climbing. Reprint. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1342/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/evelina-2015-01.jpg 4.11 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1341 Wizard by John Varley Ah, "Wizard," the literary equivalent of a dubious potion brewed in a dusty cauldron located in the back of a cluttered second-hand shop. Published in 1987 by Ace, this tome promises to whisk you away on an adventure filled with magic, wonder, and possibly a few awkward pauses. John Varley, a name that likely rings a bell for fans of speculative fiction, has concocted a narrative that may very well challenge your understanding of what it means to be a wizard. Spoiler alert: it’s not all pointy hats and spellbooks. In a world where wands might as well be replaced with the latest in tech gadgets, "Wizard" invites readers to question not just the nature of magic, but the very fabric of reality itself. Or so you might hope, as you flip through the pages that are, let’s face it, a tad yellowed from age and perhaps a bit crinkled from previous readers who dared to ponder the mysteries of sorcery while sipping lukewarm tea. Will you emerge from this literary labyrinth enlightened, or merely confused and in need of a strong cup of Earl Grey? Only time will tell. As you delve deeper into Varley’s world, you’ll likely encounter a plethora of eccentric characters, each seemingly more improbable than the last. Surely, a wizard without a sidekick is like a quill without ink, and you can expect a cast that ranges from the intriguingly bizarre to the downright nonsensical. Keep your imagination on high alert; you may find yourself pondering the existential dilemmas of a creature too weird to be real but too charming to ignore. Now, if you’re wondering about the plot—well, good luck! Much like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat, Varley might just pull a plot twist from thin air, leaving you questioning whether you’re still reading the same book or have inadvertently opened a portal to another dimension. You might find yourself wondering if the characters are indeed wizards or just overly caffeinated individuals with a penchant for capes and cryptic conversations. Potentially life-altering insights on the ethics of spellcasting Characters that may or may not be figments of your imagination Dialogue that could double as modern art—abstract and open to interpretation More plot holes than a Swiss cheese factory Unintended comedy that will have you chuckling in disbelief Condition: Used, as if it has lived a life of its own—like a wizard who accidentally left their spellbook out in the rain. Expect wear and tear, some dog-eared pages, and the lingering scent of forgotten dreams. There’s a certain charm in its aged appearance, as if it has been waiting patiently on the shelf for you to unlock its arcane mysteries. In a world of pristine, untouched novels, "Wizard" stands defiantly messy, much like the wizard it portrays. Who wouldn’t want to embrace a little chaos in their literary adventures? And remember, while the book may have seen better days, it still has plenty of magic left to share, especially with a discerning reader who appreciates the quirky and the quaint. So, grab your reading glasses, settle into your most comfortable chair, and prepare for a journey that might lead you to the realms of absurdity and intrigue. Just don’t forget to thank Crappy Old Books for this delightful opportunity to explore a wizardly world that may very well redefine your understanding of magic—and reality itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1341/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wizard-2015.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace 9780441900671 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1339 The Road to Gandolfo by Robert Ludlum In the quaint annals of literary history, where words dance like back-alley cats under flickering streetlights, lies a tome that’s as enigmatic as it is delightfully bewildering: *The Road to Gandolfo* by the illustrious Robert Ludlum. Published in the early 1980s, when shoulder pads were a fashion statement and cassette tapes were the height of technological sophistication, this novel invites you into a labyrinth of intrigue that’s more twisted than your grandmother’s knitting attempts. But don’t worry, only one of you will end up in an entangled mess. Now, one may wonder why a book with such an unusual title would not merely be a travel guide to Gandolfo—a rustic hamlet in the Italian countryside or perhaps an idyllic retreat for weary spies. Instead, Ludlum takes us on a jaunt of espionage that may lead you to question the very fabric of your sanity and your decision to pick up a book that sounds like a mispronunciation of a fancy Italian dish. Is it pizza? Is it pasta? Or is it merely a clever ruse to distract from the existential dread of choosing between Netflix and, well, reading? As you meander through these pages, you might find yourself grappling with questions that could very well keep you up at night: What if life is just one long string of whimsically bad decisions? What if Gandolfo is merely a codeword for that deep-seated desire to own a pet llama? And why, for the love of all things literary, does this book insist on placing characters in ludicrously improbable situations that would make even the most seasoned conspiracy theorists raise an eyebrow? Condition: Used, much like the sentiments of a jaded romantic. The cover exhibits the loving embrace of time, with creases and scuffs that whisper tales of its former life on the dusty shelves of second-hand bookshops. One can only imagine the adventures it has seen, perhaps nestled between a self-help book on how to avoid the pitfalls of life and some forgotten romance novel that would make even the most cynical swoon. Inside, the pages are yellowed, reminiscent of the fleeting days of yore, where the ink threatens to fade—much like your enthusiasm for adulting. As you embark on this journey, you’ll encounter a plethora of fascinating tidbits, such as the following: A protagonist whose moral compass is as reliable as a weather forecast in England Intricate plot twists that could rival the most complex crossword puzzle Antagonists who are more cartoonish than they are menacing, perhaps borrowing their swagger from a Saturday morning cliché Dialogue that crackles with an energy reminiscent of a high-voltage power line And a resolution that may or may not leave you scratching your head in delightful perplexity In a world brimming with bland bestsellers and cookie-cutter romances, *The Road to Gandolfo* stands as a testament to the wild, untamed spirit of Ludlum’s imagination. A reader might wonder, “Is this an intricate spy thriller or an elaborate prank?” One can never be too sure, but what we do know is that this book has the unique ability to make you chuckle, cringe, and perhaps even reconsider your life choices—all while you’re miles away from your destination on the metaphorical road to Gandolfo. So go on, embrace the chaos. Snatch up this used relic from Crappy Old Books and let the absurdity unfold. Just keep your wits about you and perhaps a llama or two in your mental pocket as you venture forth into this labyrinth of literary ludicrousness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1339/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-road-tp-gandolfo-2015-01.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Doubleday Dell 9780553232325 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1338 Citadel by John Ringo Welcome, dear reader, to the bizarre universe of "Citadel," where the pen of John Ringo has crafted a narrative that sits somewhere between a fever dream and a military briefing gone awry. Published in the year that humanity collectively decided that 2011 should be stuffed into a dustbin, this tome invites you to explore themes that might make you question your own sanity—or at least the sanity of those who decide to publish such works. Grounded in the firm belief that every military base needs a touch of drama, you’re bound to find yourself chuckling at the absurdity wrapped in pages that might just be a tad yellowed with time. In "Citadel," Ringo has apparently taken the age-old concept of fortifications and decided that what the world truly needs is a sprinkling of sarcasm, a pinch of intrigue, and a large spoonful of chaos. The title itself suggests a glorious stronghold, a bastion of hope and valor, even though you’re more likely to find a coffee stain or two instead of valiant heroes. So, if you’ve ever wondered what happens when a fortress of ideas is besieged by the delightful absurdity of the human experience, you’re in for a treat. Or a trick. One never knows. As you leaf through these pages, you may find the characters to be as varied as your odd uncle’s collection of novelty mugs. Ringo seems to have a knack for mixing the mundane with the extraordinary, crafting a narrative that gallops forward faster than a caffeine-fueled squirrel. You might just encounter individuals who are so exaggerated that they could make a caricature artist weep with envy. Blending humor with the trials of military life, Ringo dances on the fine line between engaging storytelling and head-scratching antics. It’s a performance worth witnessing, even if it does occasionally resemble a three-ring circus. And then there’s the prose itself. If you’ve ever wished to experience the thrill of reading a tactical manual while simultaneously enduring the author’s inner monologue about the merits of cheese toasties, then Ringo’s writing style is just for you! Expect sentences that curve unexpectedly, much like the plot, leading you down rabbit holes you didn’t even know existed. There’s an exploration of human nature, but it’s more akin to a whimsical stroll through a funhouse than a profound existential journey. What’s more, the customs of the inhabitants of this citadel are equal parts baffling and amusing. You will likely find yourself pondering the bigger questions of life, such as: “Why do they insist on having a pet goldfish named General Fluffy?” or “Is it truly necessary to hold weekly knitting circles while preparing for an impending invasion?” These are the kinds of deep philosophical inquiries that Ringo seems to excel in, leaving you both entertained and mildly confused. Condition: Expect this used copy to be a little rough around the edges—much like the characters within. It includes charming quirks such as a slightly crumpled cover, sporadic annotations from previous readers expressing their bewilderment, and perhaps the ghost of a spilled beverage giving it an air of authenticity. This book is not just a simple read; it’s a conversation starter, a piece of history that begs to be discussed at your next social gathering—or at least the topic of a puzzled shrug. As you plunge headlong into the whimsical chaos of "Citadel," you may find yourself pondering the deeper mysteries of life, the universe, and why on earth you decided to pick up a book from Crappy Old Books in the first place. But fear not! The answers are probably as elusive as Ringo’s characters, flitting in and out of your consciousness while you chuckle at the ridiculousness of it all. So grab your copy today—just be prepared to take a few detours along the way! And remember, just because it’s old and a little battered doesn’t mean it doesn’t hold a treasure trove of hilarity and eccentricity waiting to be discovered. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1338/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/citadel-2015-01.jpg 0.25 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Baen 9781451637571 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1337 The Elephant Man by Christine Sparks John Merrick had lived for more than twenty years imprisoned in a body that condemned him to a miserable life in the workhouse and to humiliation as a circus sideshow freak. But beneath that tragic exterior, within that enormous and deformed head, thrived the soul of a poet, the heart of a dreamer, the longings of a man. Based on the extraordinary motion picture that captured the heart of America. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1337/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-elephant-man-2015-01.jpg 3.87 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345345134 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1336 Major Barbara by Bernard Shaw In a world where calamity often collides with comedy, Bernard Shaw’s "Major Barbara" emerges like a slightly tarnished medal from a bygone war, still gleaming in its own peculiar way. First published in 1905 and resurrected in this Penguin edition in 1971, the book captures the spirit of an era where capitalism and morality tangoed awkwardly across the ballroom of social change. Perhaps you’re wondering if this is merely an avant-garde manual on how to play poker with your conscience? Spoiler alert: it isn’t. But the narrative certainly plays its own hand with flair, blurring the lines between virtue and vice, much like that questionable salad you once found at the back of your fridge. Meet Barbara, a major in the Salvation Army who’s about as comfortable with her faith as a cat in a bathtub. She’s caught in a moral conundrum involving her father, a munitions manufacturer, who, while being a walking embodiment of conflict, has a habit of underfunding the very city he helps explode. One can’t help but wonder if Shaw, in his infinite wisdom, was trying to channel the spirit of a modern-day reality show: “Who Wants to Be a Good Person?” added with a dash of the absurdity that would make any contestant rethink their life choices. This edition, characterized by its slightly faded spine and the aroma of intellectual pondering, invites you to ponder deeper questions such as: “Can you truly save the world while benefiting from its destruction?” and “Why is it that every time I try to do good, I end up feeling like a character in a Dostoevsky novel?” The book acts as a social commentary wrapped in an enigma, served with a side of irony that’s just as delectable as the most pretentious of soufflés. As you turn the pages, you’ll find yourself immersed in a discussion that, much like your uncle’s political rants at family gatherings, seems both outdated and frighteningly relevant. Shaw’s characters—each more eccentric than the last—will dance through your mind, leaving behind a trail of witty banter and philosophical musings. If there’s one thing this book will not do, it’s leave you without a bone to chew on. Expect to wrestle with ideas of ethics, social responsibility, and whether it’s acceptable to wear socks with sandals (spoiler: it’s not). In a time when societal norms are being thrown into the air like confetti at a particularly chaotic wedding, Shaw’s exploration of the class divide and moral hypocrisy reads like a vintage wine, with a bouquet of absurdity that tickles the nose and a finish that leaves one yearning for clarity. You’ll be left questioning the very fabric of your existence while giggling at the sheer ridiculousness of it all—just like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. Best of luck with that! Condition: This used copy has been lovingly thumbed through by various philosophical adventurers, with the occasional coffee ring as proof of contemplative sipping. The cover bears the marks of age, featuring a few creases that tell stories of their own. You might discover the odd scribble in the margins, perhaps the remnants of a half-hearted debate or a fleeting thought that never quite took flight. Fear not; the text remains as entertaining as ever, despite its seasoned appearance. It’s practically begging for a home where it can continue to spark conversations over tea or perhaps a pint. So, if you’re looking to entertain yourself with a hefty dose of irony while delving into the delightful chaos that is “Major Barbara,” look no further. This book will serve as both a mirror reflecting societal contradictions and a comedic lens through which to view our own moral dilemmas. Add it to your collection from Crappy Old Books, where every title comes with its own unique history and a hint of charming disarray. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1336/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/major-barbara-2015-01.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140480078 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1335 The Passionate Journey by Irving Stone Welcome, brave reader, to "The Passionate Journey," a literary expedition penned by Irving Stone in the groovy year of 1969. This is not merely a book; it’s a ticket to a world where fervor and adventure intertwine like lovers at a 1960s music festival. One must wonder if Stone’s writing process involved tie-dye shirts and a steady supply of herbal tea, given the spirited and eccentric nature of the text. As you hold this tome in your hands, you might feel the psychedelic vibrations of an era that believed love was the answer and bell-bottoms were the height of fashion. One could speculate that "The Passionate Journey" is a metaphorical road trip through the turbulent landscape of human emotions, or perhaps it’s just a meandering tale filled with more encounters than a backpacker’s guide to Europe. The characters, who are distinctively drawn as if painted by an overly enthusiastic impressionist, leap off the pages with all the subtlety of a dancing peacock. Readers may find themselves questioning if they’re reading about passionate love affairs or whether Stone is merely describing an extended caffeine rush. Picture yourself in the late ’60s, possibly with a swirl of incense in the air and the distant sound of protest chants echoing through the streets. It was a time ripe for exploration, both internally and externally. This book, with its vivid prose likely reflecting the author’s own passionate journey through life, may provide answers to questions you forgot to ask. Or it might simply lead you down a rabbit hole of thoughts on whether love is truly worth the effort when one is perfectly content with a good cup of tea and a biscuit. One might be tempted to muse upon the nature of the journey itself. Could it involve a road that bends and twists in the most unexpected ways, akin to the very psyche of its characters? Or perhaps it’s a more straight-laced affair, complete with the occasional pothole of melodrama? The possibilities are as varied as the hairstyles of the decade. Whatever the case may be, prepare for a narrative that promises to be both engaging and slightly more perplexing than a riddle from a particularly whimsical cat. Indeed, this book is likely filled with all the emotions one can muster, from the heights of ecstasy to the depths of despair, making it the perfect companion for anyone who has ever been swept up in the tide of life’s unpredictable currents. As you read, you may find yourself pondering existential questions while sipping tea: What does it mean to embark on a passionate journey? Is it an actual journey, or merely a state of mind? And more importantly, what does one wear for such an expedition? Hint: it’s probably not sensible shoes. Condition: Used, but in a state that suggests it has been well-loved — perhaps even slightly worn from evenings spent wrapped in a blanket while contemplating the vastness of the universe. This edition comes with the added charm of dog-eared pages, the scent of nostalgia, and perhaps the faintest hint of stale popcorn from a long-forgotten reading session. It’s a book that has seen things and is ready to share those experiences with you, the next intrepid adventurer. If you are feeling particularly spirited, you might even engage in a bit of academic analysis or a raucous group reading, where you can enjoy the melodrama of Stone’s prose while debating the merits of love over coffee or tea. Just be prepared for a lively discussion that could rival any philosophical salon in a Parisian café. After all, nothing fuels a passionate journey quite like impassioned conversation, even if the conclusions drawn are as confounding as the book itself. In conclusion, if you’re up for a ride through the whimsical landscape of human emotion as envisioned by Irving Stone, "The Passionate Journey" is waiting for you. It’s classic literary exploration with a side of irony, best consumed in good company, and possibly with a hint of rebellion. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and embark on an adventure that promises to be anything but ordinary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1335/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-passionate-journey-2015-01.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1334 How to Know The Birds by Roger Tory Peterson Ah, "How to Know The Birds"—a title that suggests a veritable cornucopia of avian wisdom, yet also implies that the reader might be woefully ignorant of our feathered friends. Published in the delightful year of 1957, this tome by Roger Tory Peterson is likely to appeal both to the ornithologist in training and to those who merely wish to pretend they know the difference between a puffin and a pigeon while sipping their overpriced lattes at the local café. An authorative, comprehensive guide to over 200 American birds. With 72 full colour paintings and over 400 black and white drawings. Imagine, if you will, a world where birdwatching was not the pastime of eccentric old men with oversized binoculars and plaid trousers, but rather a fashionable pursuit! In this book, Peterson presumably lays out the essential skills needed to identify birds faster than you can say "sparrow." His prose likely flits from the mundane to the majestic, offering a thorough guide to everything from the comical chirp of the blue tit to the solemn cooing of the wood pigeon, all while making you feel just a touch inadequate for never having spotted an ospreys’ dive. Within these pages, you might find a veritable treasure trove of information, including tips on proper birdwatching attire—think tweed jackets and sensible shoes, the hallmarks of someone who truly "gets" nature. The illustrations are bound to be a delightful blend of meticulous detail and artistic whimsy, leaving you to ponder whether the birds were actually this vibrant or if Peterson simply had an overactive imagination (and some rather vivid watercolours). But fret not; these renderings are meant to help you enchant your friends with your newfound knowledge of avian aesthetics. As this is a second-hand copy, one can only hope it comes with a few dog-eared pages—perhaps lovingly annotated by a previous owner who couldn’t resist commenting on the sheer audacity of a peacock’s tail. A well-loved book like this tends to carry the wisdom of its former custodians, and you might just find a few nuggets of bird-related trivia tucked away in the margins, or at best, a shopping list that might spark debates about whether scones or biscuits are the superior tea accompaniment. Indeed, this book doubles as an excellent conversation starter, perfect for awkward pauses during family gatherings. Let us not overlook the delightful irony of a book dedicated to knowing birds, written in an era when people were only just beginning to understand the impact of environmental changes on wildlife. Peterson’s work might serve as a tender reminder of a simpler time, when the biggest worry was the migration patterns of the barn swallow, rather than the complexities of climate change. One can only wonder if Peterson himself would be pleased or dismayed at how thoroughly we have bungled birdwatching over the decades. Perhaps you are asking yourself, “What exactly will I gain from this book, aside from a slight air of superiority?” To quell your curiosity, here’s a brief list of the potential gains from acquiring your own copy: A foolproof method to impress dinner guests with your extensive knowledge of the avian kingdom. Countless hours of outdoor activity that will allow you to avoid social interactions in favor of solitary birdwatching. A chance to cultivate your eccentric reputation while expounding on bird trivia. A delightful blend of nostalgia and knowledge that may transport you back to the 1950s, complete with tea parties and lawn games. The ability to use the phrase “I’ve read Peterson” in every conversation about nature, as if that validates your opinions. Condition: This used copy bears the scars of its adventures. Expect a few creased pages, perhaps the odd smudge from a feathery friend, and the kind of wear and tear that tells you this book has lived a life worth noting. It might just be the companion you need as you embark on your own birdwatching journey or, at the very least, a charming piece of literary history to keep on your shelf for those moments when you feel the need to impress the in-laws. So, if you are ready to embrace your inner ornithologist (or just want something to pad out that collection of second-hand books), consider perusing "How to Know The Birds," now available at Crappy Old Books. You might just find that your knowledge of our winged companions will outshine even the brightest peacock feathers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1334/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-know-the-birds-2015-01.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1333 Troilus and Cressida by William Shakespeare This New Revised Signet Classic edition of Troilus and Cressida features a comprehensive stage history by Barbara Bowen, a general discussion of Shakespeare’s life, world and theater, and newly added dramatic criticism by William Empson and Carol Cook. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1333/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/troilus-and-cressida-2015-01.jpg 4.11 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics 9780451522979 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1332 Engineering Science for Technicians Second Edition - Volume 2 by I McDonagh, G Waterworth and RP Phillips Ah, behold the marvel that is “Engineering Science for Technicians, Second Edition - Volume 2”, a veritable tome of wisdom brought forth by the illustrious trio of I McDonagh, G Waterworth, and RP Phillips. Released in the halcyon days of 1983, this book is not just a book; it’s a portal back to an age where mullets were fashionable and synthesizers ruled the airwaves. Imagine, if you will, technicians from that era thumb-deep in schematic diagrams, their fingers stained with the ink of progress—this is the very manual that chronicled their adventures in the wondrous world of engineering science. As you flip through the pages, you might find it hard to resist the urge to don a lab coat and start measuring things with a ruler that surely belonged in a drawer that hadn’t been opened since the fall of the Berlin Wall. For those who believe that science should be an epic saga of numbers, physics, and the occasional misplaced decimal, this book promises to be the perfect companion. Whether you’re a budding technician or simply someone who believes that “engineering” is just a fancy term for playing with blocks, this volume will provide you with the kind of knowledge that might just prevent you from accidentally building a death ray in your garage. With its delightful blend of didactic rigor and the dry humour reminiscent of a two-hour lecture on the intricacies of thermodynamics, this text is destined to charm the socks off anyone able to decipher its graphs and equations. Each chapter is more riveting than the last, filled with topics that will have you on the edge of your seat—if your seat is a swivel chair in a dimly lit workshop, that is. The authors, like the mad scientists they are, have taken it upon themselves to distill the essence of engineering into digestible bits, thus ensuring that you won’t just read it; you’ll experience the joy of knowing that you might be able to fix a toaster if the need arises. Readers are treated to the following culinary delights of knowledge: Mechanical principles that make your heart race—imagine being able to explain to someone why a lever is better than a shovel! Electronics that could make even the most seasoned techie shed a single tear of nostalgia. Thermodynamics so hot, you’d think the authors had a secret deal with the sun. Fluid dynamics that might just make you reconsider your plans for that summer pool party. And an assortment of other topics that will surely lead to awkward conversations at dinner parties. Condition: This volume is used, which means it comes with the delightful patina of time—think of it as a vintage wine that might have seen better years, but still has a certain ‘je ne sais quoi’. The edges are a tad dog-eared, and there’s a charming smattering of coffee stains that whisper tales of late-night studying, perhaps too much caffeine, and just enough existential dread to fuel a good existential crisis. It’s almost as if the book has lived a life of its own, reminiscent of a time when engineering was less about screens and more about the tactile thrill of working with your hands. In conclusion, if you find yourself longing for a time when the world was a simpler place—one where you could fix anything with duct tape, a bit of elbow grease, and perhaps a few diagrams from this very book—then “Engineering Science for Technicians, Second Edition - Volume 2” is your ticket to that delightful nostalgia. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every used book has a story to tell—much like this one, though it’s probably less likely to involve a cat in a top hat. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1332/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/engineering-science-for-technicians-2015-01.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Butterworth-Heinemann 9780713134667 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1331 The Return Of The Native by Thomas Hardy Ah, “The Return of the Native,” a title that surely suggests a grand tale chock-full of nostalgia, homecomings, and perhaps an unhealthy dose of existential dread. Thomas Hardy, that notorious bard of bleakness, penned this classic in 1878, and here we have it in all its mid-century glory courtesy of Signet’s 1959 reincarnation. It’s like finding an old sweater in your grandmother’s attic—familiar yet fraught with the faint aroma of mothballs and missed opportunities. Set against the backdrop of Egdon Heath, a locale that might as well have been plucked from a particularly moody day in the English countryside, Hardy paints a portrait of life that is as inviting as a cold shower on a winter’s morning. The story’s protagonist, who may or may not be more interesting than the heath itself, returns to his roots with all the fervor of a boomerang that refuses to properly come back. Expect tragic romances, philosophical musings, and enough rural pessimism to make you question your own life choices—perfect reading material for those evenings when you just want to wallow in your own self-pity. Now, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be unceremoniously kicked in the emotional shins while contemplating the futility of one’s existence, you’re in for a treat. Hardy’s characters are as ruggedly flawed as the landscape they inhabit, making you feel like you’re not just reading their misfortunes; you’re living them. This edition might just be the literary equivalent of a rainy day—great for introspection but decidedly dreary. But let’s not forget the silver linings of our dismal existence! Witty observations about rural life that will either amuse or depress you—sometimes both. Rich descriptions of Egdon Heath that may induce a sudden urge to don wellington boots and frolic in the mud. Plenty of romantic entanglements that serve as fine examples of what not to do in your own relationships. Philosophical ponderings that make you feel smarter, even if you have no idea what they mean. A chance to engage with the human condition, assuming you still have the energy after reading. Condition: Used, but don’t let that deter you! This copy comes complete with dog-eared pages, mysterious stains that could spark a thousand theories, and the distinct smell of second-hand wisdom. The spine is as cracked as your resolve to be more optimistic, and the cover features a design that suggests it has faced more existential crises than most of us. Perfectly imperfect, it’s a book full of stories that have been whispered through the ages, now just waiting for you to give it a new home (and possibly a good dusting). As you delve into this lovingly dog-eared tome, prepare for a rollercoaster of existential musings that may or may not leave you questioning your life choices. If you’ve ever wanted to immerse yourself in a narrative that expertly blends irony with melancholy, then look no further than this magnificent specimen. And just think—thanks to Crappy Old Books, you can own a piece of literary history that others have cared for, albeit with questionable hygiene practices. Grab your copy today and start your journey into Hardy’s hypnotic world of heartache and homecomings. You won’t regret it—or perhaps you will, which is perfectly in line with the book’s ethos! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1331/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-return-of-the-native-2015-01.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1327 The Naming Of The Dead by Ian Rankin Picture this: a nondescript Scottish town where the names of the dead are less of a haunting memory and more of a bureaucratic inconvenience. Welcome to the world of Ian Rankin’s “The Naming Of The Dead,” published in 2008, where the afterlife is apparently just as chaotic as the living. This book, which has somehow made its way into the dusty depths of your local second-hand store, is the perfect companion for anyone who believes that death is merely an inconvenient plot device rather than a solemn affair. As the title suggests, we are most certainly dealing with a catalogue of the deceased, but hold on! It’s not merely a roll call of the dearly departed. No, that would be too easy. Instead, prepare yourself for a delightful mélange of existential musing, black humour, and perhaps a sprinkling of Scottish wit that makes you chuckle suspiciously in public places. Who knew that the grim subject of mortality could be so ripe for irony? Rankin takes the grim task of naming the dead and turns it into a scathing commentary on the living. It’s like Shakespeare meets a pub quiz night gone awry. Our protagonist—who may or may not prefer their name to be kept under wraps—navigates a landscape riddled with the relics of the dead while trying to make sense of life’s absurdities. Is it a mystery? A comedy? The world’s most intricate social commentary? You decide! What’s undeniable is that the plot weaves through the alleys of grief and the sidewalks of absurdity in a way that could leave even the most stoic reader questioning not just the names of the dead, but the names of their own choices. Throughout this literary escapade, you’ll encounter a cast of characters that can only be described as gloriously eccentric. There’s the grumpy old man who won’t stop complaining about the state of the world, the overly enthusiastic amateur sleuth who seems to think a wheel of cheese could solve all mysteries, and of course, the ethical dilemmas that pop up like weeds in an untended garden. And let’s not forget the dead themselves, who, I assure you, have plenty to say—if only they could muster the energy. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to experience the delightful quirks of small-town Scottish life, where every pub is a microcosm of the universe and every corner has an untold story (or three). The locals possess an uncanny knack for blending dry wit with surprisingly profound insights, proving that even in a bleak landscape of mortality, laughter can be found lurking in the shadows. Who knew that a book about death could be your new best conversation starter at awkward family gatherings? Condition: This particular copy has the gentle wear-and-tear that indicates it has been cherished by a previous reader (or perhaps a series of them, each adding their own quirky history). Expect dog-eared pages filled with insightful marginalia, coffee stains worthy of a modern art installation, and the faint scent of aged paper that whispers stories of its own. It’s a book that has lived, breathed, and perhaps even died a little along the way—much like its subject matter. So if you find yourself pondering the naming of the dead, or simply in need of a literary companion that deftly balances the absurdity of life with the weight of loss, look no further. This is it! A tome that serves as both an exploration of mortality and an invitation to laugh—because, in the grand scheme of existence, what else are we supposed to do? Just remember to pick it up at Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story, even if it’s just about how it ended up with a charmingly eccentric bibliophile. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1327/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-naming-of-the-dead.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little, Brown and Company 9780316018869 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1322 The Angel of Darkness by Caleb Carr In a world where the term "angel" is often used to describe a particularly well-behaved child or an overzealous pet, Caleb Carr boldly redefines the concept in his 1998 opus, "The Angel of Darkness." Set against the backdrop of a late 19th-century New York City that seems perpetually shrouded in murky fog and the scent of suspiciously rotting vegetables, this novel is a delightful mix of gothic intrigue and psychological machination, designed to make you reconsider your weekend plans—namely, whether to take that stroll through a dimly lit alley or to stay safely ensconced in your well-lit living room with a cup of tea. Prepare yourself for a narrative that pirouettes between the realms of crime and the ethereal. You’ll find detectives and deductions aplenty, all wrapped up in a plot so intricate that you might begin to wonder if Carr had a secret career in origami. The characters are as layered as an overcooked lasagna, with each twist and turn unveiling yet another noodle of deceit. You might even find yourself rooting for the villain—though, like a decent cup of tea, it’s all about the right blend, isn’t it? As you meander through the pages of "The Angel of Darkness," you’ll encounter a variety of figures that make you rethink your social circle. From the brooding investigator whose emotional baggage is so heavy you half expect him to charge for excess luggage, to the enigmatically seductive woman who likely has dark secrets hidden under her extravagant hat, the cast is a veritable pantheon of personalities that leap off the page but may just trip over each other in their haste to be noticed. The novel is split into sections that read like a series of unfortunate events, each one more thrilling than the last—if only because you’re left wondering how on earth these characters will manage to dig themselves out of the plot holes they’ve created. With a narrative style that could make even a Victorian novelist nod in approval, Carr serves up a cocktail of suspense that is strangely reminiscent of the odd taste of a fruitcake: it may not be to everyone’s liking, but it certainly sticks around longer than anticipated. As a bonus, you may find yourself pondering the philosophical implications of crime and morality while simultaneously chuckling at the absurdity of the grit and grime woven throughout New York’s underbelly. Is there an angel in this darkness? Or is it merely the glow of a streetlamp flickering in the fog? Only you, dear reader, can unravel this conundrum—unless, of course, you choose to consult a local oracle who specializes in Victorian literature. Condition: Used, and perhaps a little worse for wear—just like the city it depicts. Expect the pages to have that delightful crinkle that suggests someone may have spilled tea on them, and the cover is sporting a few battle scars from its time on the shelf of another unsuspecting reader. This book has seen some action; it may even have absorbed a few secrets of its own. Join the ranks of those who have braved the pages of "The Angel of Darkness," and come away with more questions than answers. Will you emerge enlightened, or merely confused? That, my friend, is entirely up to you. Crappy Old Books is here to provide you with this literary experience, one slightly battered copy at a time. Don’t let it slip through your fingers like so many lost opportunities—grab your chance at literary exploration today! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1322/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-angel-of-darkness-2014-10.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345427632 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1320 Black Rock Pass by Jon Sharpe As hard as he tried, Skye Fargo couldn’t save the dying young Pony Express rider. Promising the boy that he’d finish the job for him, Fargo makes his way to the next relay station at Black Rock Pass. But the dying wish may cost Fargo his own life when he’s trapped in the station by a band of vengeful braves. Now, with a motley crew of determined survivors depending on him, the Trailsman is going to make a special delivery-of hot lead. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1320/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/black-rock-pass-2014-10.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451220011 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1319 The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon by Stephen King If you’ve ever pondered the peculiar intersection of baseball, the great outdoors, and existential dread, then “The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon” might just be the curious compendium of your dreams—or nightmares, depending on your perspective. Published in the year 2000, a time when Y2K fears had not yet fully dissipated and people were still figuring out how to use their mobile flip phones, this gem from Stephen King offers a delightful detour from the blood-soaked corridors of his more notorious works. Spoiler alert: there’s still plenty of eeriness to go around! Picture this: a young girl, lost in the woods, navigating her way through an unrelenting wilderness that is less ’Into the Wild’ and more ’Into the Psychological Abyss.’ As she drifts deeper into her own psyche, she finds solace in the comforting thoughts of her favorite baseball player, Tom Gordon. Yes, you read that right—a young girl in a life-threatening situation is channeling her inner sportsmanship as she contemplates the existential dread of both her predicament and the very notion of being human. Oh, the irony! In King’s masterful hands, the simple act of being ‘lost’ takes on both literal and metaphorical dimensions, showcasing a narrative style that could lead you to question your own sense of direction (if you had any to begin with). With every rustle of leaves and distant howl of unseen creatures, readers are treated to a feast of psychological horror that does not rely solely on the blood-curdling screams we’ve come to expect from the King himself. Instead, you are left with a kind of pervasive unease, a gnawing feeling that perhaps the true monsters reside not just in the woods but also in the recesses of one’s mind. The writing is as crisp as a well-thrown baseball, yet somehow manages to evoke the damp, musty smell of those woods that seem to stretch on forever. It’s a narrative that deftly balances the saccharine nostalgia of childhood dreams with the harsh realities that lurk just out of sight. What’s more, King sprinkles in the occasional nugget of wisdom here and there, revealing that even in the most harrowing of circumstances, one can find comfort in the most unexpected of places—like a baseball game on a sunlit afternoon, or perhaps in the pages of this very book. As you leaf through the well-worn pages of this second-hand delight, you might also notice a few telltale signs of previous owners—coffee stains, a few dog-eared corners, or perhaps even a cryptic note written in the margins, reminding you that you are not alone in your existential journey. Isn’t that what we all yearn for? A companion in the wilderness of life, even if that companion happens to be a stranger with questionable handwriting? So, whether you’re a die-hard King fan, a casual reader, or simply someone who enjoys the peculiarities of life as captured in the written word, this book is guaranteed to provoke thought, evoke nostalgia, and perhaps even elicit a few chuckles at the absurdity of existence itself. In a world rife with distractions, “The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon” offers a unique lens through which to view both the natural world and the unsettling intricacies of the human spirit. Condition: Used but not abused; this book shows signs of having been both loved and contemplated, possibly while navigating the metaphorical woods of its previous owners. It carries the warmth of a thousand anxious thoughts and a hint of mystery in its well-thumbed pages. Ideal for those who appreciate a narrative that has seen some life and is ready to embark on yet another journey through the wilds of imagination. In conclusion, if you find yourself browsing through the eclectic offerings at Crappy Old Books, do not overlook this curious little tome. It promises the kind of quirky, ironic charm that only a worn paperback can deliver, all while posing the eternal question: what would you do if you were lost in the woods with nothing but your own thoughts and a baseball player’s spirit to guide you? A mystery for the ages, indeed! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1319/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-girl-who-loved-2014-10.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671042851 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1318 Other Mens Horses by Elmer Kelton Texas Ranger Andy Pickard, newly married and unsure of himself and his choice of career, is given what appears to be a routine assignment: find and arrest a horse trader named Donley Bannister who is accused of murder. The difficulty begins after Andy locates Bannister’s West Texas hideout and is shot by one of the trader’s cohorts. In an ironic twist, Bannister saves the ranger’s life by taking him to a cow camp where his wound can be treated. Then Bannister disappears. This routine assignment gets even more complicated after Andy heals well enough to ride and follows the trader’s young wife, hoping she will lead him to her husband. Near Fort Concho the ranger’s mission is interrupted when Bannister is shot and left for dead by an outlaw who takes Geneva Bannister hostage and brutally assaults her. Even after Bannister is apprehended, danger lurks; one of the trader’s enemies is determined to ambush the ranger and his prisoner. From the experience, Andy Pickard learns a valuable lesson: nothing stirs emotions in Texas as men stealing other men’s horses. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1318/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/other-mens-horses-2014-10.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Forge Books 9780765360304 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1316 Shutter Island by Dennis Lehane In a world where sanity teeters on the edge of a crumbling cliff, Dennis Lehane’s 2004 masterpiece, "Shutter Island," invites you to a topsy-turvy journey through the mind’s most shadowy corridors. Set against the backdrop of a remote psychiatric facility—because where better to host a picnic than an island notorious for housing the criminally insane?—you’ll find yourself scratching your head and questioning the very nature of reality. Who needs traditional vacation spots when you can explore emotional turmoil amid damp, dreary cliffs? Our reluctant protagonist, Teddy Daniels, finds himself on this isolated slab of mental chaos, apparently summoned to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a patient. But wait! Lurking just beneath the surface is a tempest of conspiracy, deception, and perhaps a dash of existential dread. As you navigate the narrative, expect plot twists sharper than a surgeon’s scalpel and characters who are, frankly, less stable than your average Wi-Fi connection. The atmosphere is thick with intrigue—like a foggy day in London, where you might get lost in your own thoughts, or possibly in the alleyways of your own mind. The island serves as more than just a setting; it’s a character in its own right, brimming with whispers, shadows, and the faint sound of distant seagulls questioning their life choices. One can only wonder if the seagulls are simply trying to escape the madness or if they, too, are in on the grand conspiracy. If you’re looking for a gripping tale that oscillates between gripping horror and philosophical musing, you may just be in luck. Lehane’s prose dances between the lines of tension and absurdity, leaving readers to wonder whether they’ve picked up a psychological thriller or a sardonic commentary on the human condition—perhaps a bit of both? Expect to stumble upon the following treasures within the pages of "Shutter Island": The uncanny ability to question every decision you’ve ever made. A cast of characters that will have you yelling "Plot Twist!" in public places. Deceptively simple sentences that rear up like a lion in a library. A setting so thick with intrigue, it could practically be a character in a soap opera. The lingering sense that you, too, might be part of a grand experiment. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days—dog-eared pages, coffee stains that whisper tales of late-night reading, and the occasional margin note that reads like a desperate plea for help. It exudes character, much like a well-loved sweater or your eccentric uncle’s collection of antique spoons. While it’s not exactly pristine, it carries the weight of wisdom and the occasional smudge of reality, making it the ideal companion for those introspective moments with a side of psychological unraveling. So, whether you’re a fan of thrillers, a casual reader with a penchant for the peculiar, or simply someone who enjoys pondering the fragility of the human psyche while perched on a creaky armchair, "Shutter Island" from the esteemed Crappy Old Books promises to be a literary experience you won’t quite forget—or maybe you will. This book might just shake your perception of sanity, or at the very least, ensure that you never look at seagulls the same way again. Proceed with caution, dear reader; after all, some doors are best left unopened. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1316/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shutter-island-2014-10.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Torch no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1315 The Canyon of Bones by Richard S Wheeler With the trapping trade on the decline, mountain man Barnaby Skye takes work as a guide, leading a wealthy Englishman, Graves Duplessis Mercer and two companions on an exploration of the Yellowstone and Missouri River valleys. Mercer is a peculiar employer. He has come to the American wilderness seeking weird, morbid, thrilling, preferably slightly salacious, material to write up for British tabloids. He has little interest in such amazing natural phenomena as the geysers of the Yellowstone country but is adept in ferreting out stories of cannibalism and similar atrocities. To the Briton’s disappointment, Skye has none of these to offer but does agree to take him to a Missouri River valley where gigantic bones of ancient monsters are thrust out of canyon walls. Skye’s Crow Indian wife, Victoria, warns that the bones are sacred among certain tribes, but Mercer insists of taking a "trophy" – a tooth from a tyrannosaurus-like fossil. This act nearly costs the lives of Mercer’s party and its guide, Barnaby Skye. Wheeler’s Barnaby Skye, a deserter from the Royal Navy who becomes a legendary mountain man, has been called "the Horatio Hornblower of the Rocky Mountains." https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1315/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-canyon-of-bones-2014-10.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Forge Books 9780765351739 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1314 The Matarese Circle by Robert Ludlum Welcome to the thrilling underbelly of international espionage, where shadows have shadows, and everyone is a double agent—except for you, dear reader, who is blissfully unaware that your own mailman might be a rogue operative, meticulously monitoring your caffeine consumption and judicious use of half-and-half. In Robert Ludlum’s 1981 masterpiece, *The Matarese Circle*, the very concept of trust has been tossed into the nearest bin, possibly by a spy in a trench coat who forgot to secure the lid of his top-secret waste basket. As you flip through the tattered pages of this used tome, you will find yourself swept into a world where every turn is fraught with peril, and polite conversation is merely an elegant façade for impending doom. Our protagonists are embroiled in a nefarious plot that involves a clandestine group known as the Matarese Circle. It’s like the book club you never wanted to join, but with significantly more intrigue and the imminent threat of international catastrophe. Imagine a gathering where the refreshments are always suspicious and the book discussion quickly devolves into debates about world domination, all narrated by an author who might just be a tad paranoid. If you’ve ever dreamed of a life filled with suspense, danger, and perhaps an inexplicably high number of train stations, then this is the literary equivalent of a thrilling rollercoaster ride with a side of existential dread. The Matarese Circle is not merely a book. It’s an experience. One that may lead you to question everything you thought you knew about your neighbours, the post office, and that peculiar man who always appears to be watching you from across the street. As you read, you’ll find yourself nodding along to the intricacies of international espionage, wondering if you too should consider a career switch into the shadowy world of spies, where the only thing more dangerous than betrayal is the threat of a very lukewarm cup of coffee. But fear not, dear reader! Ludlum’s prose is peppered with enough plot twists to keep even the most discerning of bibliophiles on their toes. You’ll encounter a dizzying array of characters, each more dubious than the last, as they weave a tapestry of deceit that might make even the most skilled lawyer blush. It’s a veritable buffet of deception and double-crossing, where allegiances shift faster than a cat on a hot tin roof and where everyone is armed with an arsenal of secrets and a penchant for melodrama. As you delve into this second-hand adventure, you might wonder about the previous owners of this book—who they were, what dark secrets they might have kept, and whether they ever suspected that their copy of *The Matarese Circle* could be the very catalyst for your own descent into a world of paranoia. Were they spies? Or simply lovers of thrilling narratives who occasionally wore sunglasses indoors for dramatic effect? The answers, much like the plot of the book, remain elusive. Condition: This copy has seen better days, possibly during a high-stakes poker game in a dimly lit back room where the drinks were strong and the stakes were higher. Expect some dog-eared pages, mysterious stains that could be anything from coffee to the tears of a disillusioned spy, and a spine that has lived through enough excitement to warrant its own memoir. This book is not just read; it has lived. So, if you fancy a literary escapade that could rival the most extravagant of spy films, look no further. With its vintage charm and a story that harkens back to a simpler time when spies weren’t just characters in video games, *The Matarese Circle* promises to deliver thrills and chills aplenty. And remember, when you’re done with it, there’s always Crappy Old Books waiting to introduce you to more tales of espionage and intrigue, each one with its own hidden histories and questionable stains. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1314/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/matarese-circle-2014-10.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Doubleday Dell 9780553207200 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1313 Games of Command by Linnea Sinclair In a galaxy not so far away (unless you’re an intergalactic mailman who just misplaced your star maps), “Games of Command” invites you to explore the riveting world of space politics, where alliances are as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake and the plot twists are more convoluted than a family tree in a soap opera. Linnea Sinclair, in all her literary glory, crafts a narrative so electric that it might just require a warning label for those with pacemakers and a penchant for excitement. This isn’t just a book; it’s an odyssey through the cosmos where characters engage in strategic mind games that would make even the most seasoned chess player reconsider their life choices. Imagine, if you will, a universe where negotiation tactics are dissected over cups of steaming alien brew, and the stakes are higher than the prices of a pint in London. Sinclair employs the subtlety of a sledgehammer, but that’s all part of the charm. Who needs nuance when you can have unabashed spectacle? At the heart of this cosmic romp lies a protagonist who, much like that one friend who insists on bringing a unicycle to every gathering, is both enigmatic and utterly perplexing. You’ll find yourself wondering if they were born on a starship or simply dropped there after an unfortunate game of laser tag gone wrong. Their decisions oscillate between genius and sheer lunacy, leaving readers in a constant state of suspense, akin to watching a cat chase its tail for far too long. The dialogue sparkles with wit sharper than a Klingon’s bat’leth, and it’s not just the characters who engage in verbal jousting. Sinclair herself seems to be playing a game of linguistic chicken, daring you to keep up with her rapid-fire exchanges. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that might leave you dizzy but also oddly satisfied, like finding a forgotten tenner in an old coat pocket. The world-building in “Games of Command” is as intricate as a clock made by a caffeine-fueled Swiss watchmaker. Sinclair deftly constructs a universe that feels both familiar and bizarre, where alien cultures clash like overly enthusiastic rival football teams. Expect everything from political intrigue to unexpected romance, because why not throw in a love story when you’re already juggling a million plot strands? If you’re lucky, you might even spot a few plot devices that have been cleverly disguised as characters. But wait, there’s more! This tome isn’t just a feast for the mind. It’s also a treasure trove of interstellar wisdom, such as: how to negotiate with a species known for their three egos or the best way to avoid being caught in a space-time anomaly while trying to order a latte. If the characters don’t teach you the art of command, the footnotes might just enlighten you on the best way to dodge awkward questions about extraterrestrial fashion choices. Condition: Used. This copy has been lovingly thumbed through by readers who may or may not have been wearing space gloves while doing so. Expect a few dog-eared pages, some annotations that might rival the thoughts of a conspiracy theorist, and the faint aroma of a long-forgotten takeout. However, rest assured, it remains structurally sound and ready for another round of intergalactic shenanigans. Political intrigue thicker than a British fog. Dialogue that zings faster than a shooting star. A protagonist who might just be a space oddity. World-building that’ll leave you both dazzled and confused. Plot twists you can almost hear the “whoosh” sound effects for. So, if you’re ready to strap in for a wild ride through the cosmos and prefer your space opera with a side of irony, “Games of Command” is calling your name. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the past is just a dusty shelf away, and the adventures are always just a page-turn away from absurdity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1313/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/games-of-command-2014-10.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553589634 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1312 The Bronx Zoo by Sparky Lyle In a world where the wild roams free and the metropolitan hustle never sleeps, “The Bronx Zoo” by Sparky Lyle takes you behind the scenes of one of the most iconic urban wildlife sanctuaries. Published in the roaring year of 1980 by none other than Dell Pub Co—because who doesn’t want to read about lions and tigers in the same breath as the latest disco hits?—this book is a testament to the delightful chaos that resides both in the animal kingdom and the human spirit. You might think you’re picking up a guide on animal husbandry or a whimsical tale of zookeepers, but rest assured, dear reader, this isn’t your average wildlife manual. Instead, it’s a cornucopia of eccentric encounters, misadventures, and perhaps even an existential crisis or two, because what’s a zoo without a little existential dread? We all know the animals can sense it. They’ve seen the long lines of visitors, the ice cream stains on children’s shirts, and the occasional meltdown when the petting zoo is closed. As you flip through these meticulously penned pages, you’ll find Lyle’s take on the Bronx Zoo isn’t just about the creatures behind bars; it’s also a reflection on the inhabitants of the Bronx itself. Who knew that rhinos and raccoons could serve as a mirror to society? Spoiler alert: they can. With each chapter, Lyle invites you to ponder deep questions while chuckling at the absurdity of our everyday lives. Expect a delightful mix of anecdotes that might include: The day a raccoon stole a hot dog from an unsuspecting tourist. How the gorillas might just be better at handling relationships than we are. Why the elephants truly deserve a medal for their patience with the zookeepers. A behind-the-scenes glimpse at the most outrageous birthday parties ever held at the zoo, complete with cake and chaos. What happens when the penguins start a revolt (yes, it’s more common than you’d think). In the backdrop of a city that never sleeps, Lyle manages to capture the spirit of the Bronx Zoo with an ironic flair. If you’re tired of your regular self-help books that promise to fix your life and instead want a quirky guide to embracing your inner wild side, then this book is your ticket to a new perspective. Forget about mindfulness; it’s all about mind-wildness! Just don’t blame us when you suddenly feel the urge to adopt a lemur. Condition: This little treasure comes to you gently used, which means it’s got some character—think of it as the literary equivalent of a well-loved pet. Expect dog-eared pages, an occasional coffee ring to remind you of your last caffeine fix, and perhaps a scribbled note in the margin that instructs you to "observe the absurdity of life." This book has seen the inside of more backpacks than most university students, and it has stories to tell. Will you be the next to add your tale to its pages? In conclusion, if you’ve ever had a passing thought about what it must be like to coexist with the wild while navigating the complexities of urban life, “The Bronx Zoo” by Sparky Lyle may just be your new best friend. It’s an exploration not only of our furry companions but also of the delightful oddities of humanity. Dive into this literary safari through the pages of Crappy Old Books—just remember to bring a snack. You never know when a raccoon might decide to join you for reading time! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1312/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bronx-zoo-2014-10.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell Pub Co 9780440107644 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1310 Rise to Globalism - American Foreign Policy Since 1938 by Stephen E Ambrose In a world teetering precariously on the edge of geopolitical chaos, historian Stephen E. Ambrose boldly presents "Rise to Globalism - American Foreign Policy Since 1938." Published by Penguin Books in 1976, this tome is a master class in the art of not-so-subtle persuasion, akin to convincing a cat to take a bath. Strap in as you embark on a historical journey that promises to be more enlightening than a solar-powered flashlight in the depths of winter. What does it mean to rise to globalism? Is it about ascending to the lofty heights of international diplomacy or merely a euphemism for forgetting one’s own backyard while meddling in others? Ambrose, in his infinite wisdom, opens a veritable Pandora’s box of American foreign policy—a compendium of decisions, blunders, and occasionally brilliant maneuvers that have shaped the world as we know it, sometimes for the better, often for the worse. It’s an exploration of the United States’ ambitions that could make your head spin faster than a politician dodging questions at a press conference. As you flip through the pages, you’ll find that Ambrose doesn’t shy away from addressing the tangled web of alliances and enmities that the U.S. has woven over the decades. With a writing style more engaging than an evening spent with your least favorite relative, you’ll be treated to a mix of irony and insight that suggests a world where policies are crafted over a game of darts rather than through rigorous debate. You might even find yourself pondering the profound question: How many foreign policy decisions can you get wrong before you’re officially labeled a ’global misfit’? For the aficionado of vintage political analysis, this book is a veritable treasure trove. It offers a glimpse into the psyche of a nation that has often confused ’intervention’ with ’helping’—a blend of altruism and ambition that can only be described as uniquely American. With this historical narrative, Ambrose invites you to consider the philosophical implications of flying an eagle while wearing a blindfold and juggling flaming swords. What’s not to love? As you traverse through the pages, expect to be presented with several thought-provoking questions, such as: Is it truly possible to maintain a globalist agenda while simultaneously insisting on ’America First’? And just how many times can a country backtrack on its promises before the world collectively rolls its eyes? The answers may elude you, but the journey will leave you clutching your brow in disbelief and perhaps even a slight chuckle at the absurdity of it all. What of the condition of this literary artifact, you ask? Well, Condition: Used, with the kind of wear that suggests it has been read by an assortment of passionate (and possibly bewildered) readers. Expect dog-eared pages that seem to whisper tales of excitement, highlighter marks that highlight the highs and lows of American politics, and the faint smell of coffee, which may or may not be a remnant of existential dread shared over this exploration of foreign policy. It’s the kind of well-loved book that might just have a few opinions of its own. Overall, "Rise to Globalism" is a peculiar hybrid of scholarly insight and sardonic observation that begs to be read by anyone with an interest in history, politics, or simply a good laugh at the absurdities of international relations. So, why not grab a copy today? You might just find that this 1976 gem from Crappy Old Books serves as both a conversation starter and a humorous reminder that while the world may be a chaotic place, at least we have books like this to help us navigate the madness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1310/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rise-to-globalism-2014.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140212471 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1309 Breakaway by Joel Shepherd In the year 2009, amidst a flurry of questionable fashion choices and the rise of overly elaborate social media platforms, Joel Shepherd graced the literary world with "Breakaway." This titillating title was published by Pyr, which, one might assume, is a nod to the fiery nature of the story, or perhaps just an unfortunate typo for "Pure" – as in, pure confusion. Prepare yourself for a book whose cover art looks like a rejected concept for a sci-fi film from the late ’90s, but don’t let that deter you. After all, what’s a little aesthetic disappointment when adventure awaits? Picture this: a narrative that may or may not be a thrilling exploration of space, time, or possibly just the author’s breakfast choices. It’s hard to tell. With prose that could inspire either a riveting tale of interstellar derring-do or a long and arduous trek to the local supermarket, "Breakaway" is sure to leave you guessing. Readers are often left pondering whether the characters are genuinely escaping from something or if they’ve merely lost their way—much like the author, who apparently mislaid his thesaurus somewhere along the journey. Some may say that this book tackles profound philosophical questions: What does it mean to break away? Is it a metaphor for life, love, or simply the pressing need to escape a particularly boring family gathering? The dialogue may ricochet between the profound and the utterly bemusing, leaving readers both challenged and bewildered, often at the same time. Enjoy the delightful confusion as you try to decipher whether this is a character’s existential crisis or just a poorly timed joke. The book’s mishmash of genres will have you flipping through pages with the same anticipation you’d have while watching a cat chase a laser pointer. One moment you could be swept into a galactic battle against the forces of boredom, and the next, you find yourself embroiled in a heated debate about tea versus coffee. Such is the charm—or perhaps chaos—of "Breakaway." It’s a veritable buffet of themes, and one can only hope that the chef is competent enough to avoid food poisoning. As you traverse the whimsical terrain of this literary landscape, you may encounter familiar tropes that have been delightfully mangled beneath the weight of the author’s imagination. Is that a love triangle we see forming, or just a case of miscommunication? Could this be a heroic quest or merely a jaunt to find an elusive Wi-Fi signal? The ambiguity is tantalizing and might very well leave you wondering if you’ve cracked the code, or if you’ve simply stumbled into a literary labyrinth with no exit sign in sight. Condition: This particular edition of "Breakaway" is used, which adds an air of authenticity, or at least a whiff of someone else’s questionable taste. Expect the pages to be slightly yellowed, perhaps with the occasional stray coffee stain marking a moment of desperation when a reader needed caffeine more than clarity. The spine might be cracked, hinting at the many times it has been opened in search of literary enlightenment or merely a laugh. It has surely borne witness to the existential crises of its various owners, each pondering their own need to “break away” from reality. It’s a book that wears its history like an old sweater – warm, slightly frayed, but utterly comforting in its own bumpy way. If you’re on the hunt for a second-hand book that promises irony, light confusion, and a good chuckle (if only at the absurdity of it all), then "Breakaway" might just be your ticket. So grab a copy from Crappy Old Books and settle in for a read that is as unpredictable as finding a tenner in an old coat pocket. Happy reading! You may not break away from reality, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell later. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1309/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/breakaway-joel-shepherd.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pyr 9781591027423 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1308 The Elements Of Ethics by JH Muirhead Unravel the perplexing tapestry of morality with “The Elements of Ethics,” a delightful tome penned by none other than JH Muirhead, who may or may not have been trying to prove that philosophical musings don’t require a modern context or, indeed, any context at all. Published in 1892, this book is a curious relic from an era when ethical dilemmas were debated over tea and crumpets, and philosophers had just begun to realise that the world might not revolve around their tweed jackets. Prepare yourself for a whirlwind tour through the ethical landscape of the late Victorian era, where Muirhead, with the fervour of a man who’s just discovered the wonder of a steam engine, attempts to delineate concepts that, in modern parlance, could easily be described as "not very practical." You’ll find yourself pondering questions like: Is it ethical to wear socks with sandals? And, more importantly, how much crumpet can one consume before it becomes morally dubious? This unassuming volume, published by the esteemed John Murray, invites readers to engage in philosophical gymnastics that would make even the most seasoned gymnasts question their life choices. Muirhead’s unique style combines the eloquence of a Victorian gentleman with the fervent enthusiasm of someone who has just discovered the existence of the word “ethics” and is determined to use it at every opportunity. This is not a book designed for the faint-hearted; it’s for those who live for intellectual sparring in the parlour and brunch debates. Within its yellowed pages, you’ll encounter an array of speculative thoughts that make you wonder whether Muirhead had ever ventured outside his local library. He might have been dreaming up ideas while sipping Earl Grey, or perhaps he was simply trying to impress the lady who served him biscuits. Regardless, Muirhead’s musings are a veritable cornucopia of droll insights, occasionally punctuated by flashes of brilliance that momentarily pierce the fog of his Victorian verbosity. You may even find yourself entertained—or bewildered—by the following nuggets of delight that Muirhead tosses about like confetti at a wedding, presumably hoping they stick: The ethical implications of owning a pet goldfish (Is it selfishness or commitment?) Society’s nuanced relationship with the colour of one’s waistcoat (Fashion as morality?) The philosophical ramifications of ‘cheating’ at croquet (Is it a game or a moral battleground?) Arguments for and against the ethical consumption of scones (With or without clotted cream?) Whether a monocle is a sign of intelligence or just a fashion faux pas (Philosophy meets optics!) Condition: This antique book is used, which is another way of saying that it has lived through the years with all the grace of a cat at a dog show. It bears the scars of its history—dog-eared pages, the occasional ink smudge from a quill pen gone rogue, and enough dust to make you wonder if it was ever used as a doorstop. Yet, it clings to life valiantly, waiting for someone desperate enough to dive into its philosophical depths (or, more likely, to use it as a conversation starter at dinner parties). If you’ve ever found yourself musing over the ethical implications of life choices while standing in a queue at the post office, this book may just be your perplexing companion. So, grab a teacup and prepare to navigate through Muirhead’s labyrinthine thoughts, which serve as a perfect antidote to modern ethics—or an excellent cure for insomnia—whichever you prefer. Available for those brave enough to venture into the dusty shelves of Crappy Old Books, this volume may just transform your next tea party into a philosophical debate of epic proportions. Or, at the very least, provide you with a rather amusing paperweight. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1308/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-elements-of-ethics.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1306 Six Modern American Plays by Allan G Halline Brace yourselves, theatre aficionados and lovers of all things literary, for you are about to embark on a journey through a veritable time capsule of angst, absurdity, and the occasional poetic flourish. "Six Modern American Plays," penned by the enigmatic Allan G Halline, is a collection that promises to deliver a veritable smorgasbord of emotional upheaval and existential ponderings, all packaged neatly within a cover that may or may not have seen better days. Released in the shadowy recesses of the 1980s—an era known for mullets and questionable fashion choices—this tome captures a slice of American culture that is as relevant today as a dial-up modem. Or maybe not. With the Modern Library College Editions stamp of approval, you might wonder if these plays have been tested and approved by actual college students, or if they were merely plucked from the dusty shelves of a long-forgotten drama department. Is it possible that these scripts were intended for late-night readings in poorly lit dorm rooms, where the only audience was a bemused roommate half-heartedly pretending to care? One can only speculate! Halline’s work is a curious blend of wit and woe, teetering on the precipice of modernity with all the grace of a drunken tightrope walker. As you delve into these pages, you may find yourself questioning not only the motivations of the characters but also your own life choices. Why are you reading this? Shouldn’t you be watching the latest streaming sensation instead? Or are you hoping to impress someone at a dinner party with your obscure literary knowledge? Whatever your reasoning, be prepared for a range of emotions—mostly confusion, but perhaps a dash of enlightenment. Or at least a mildly arched eyebrow. One can imagine that the plays contained within this collection flit about like moths to a flame, yearning for the spotlight yet bound to the pages of this remarkably well-intentioned anthology. For those who enjoy a thorough examination of the human condition, Halline offers a banquet of deliciously flawed characters who stumble through life’s absurdities. If you’re looking for a detailed exploration of modern social issues, you might want to check the next shelf over—this collection is more about the melodrama of existence than a tidy commentary on today’s world. Should you choose to embrace this unconventional experience, you will encounter dialogues that crackle with tension, monologues that could send shivers down your spine, and enough misunderstandings to fuel a season of your favourite soap opera. Prepare yourself for an array of themes that may include the struggle for identity, the futility of ambition, and the inexplicable inclination of humans to make life more complicated than a Rubik’s cube, all while sporting the most fashionable shoulder pads of their time. Condition: This particular copy has been pre-loved, which is to say it bears the marks of a life well-lived. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain—perhaps from a spirited debate about the merits of existentialism—and a slightly frayed spine that whispers tales of countless readings. It is a reminder that books, like humans, are imperfect creatures, and yet they possess their own charm. A fine addition to any collection, especially if you enjoy books that have clearly endured the trials and tribulations of several owners. In conclusion, if you find yourself drawn to the allure of vintage literature and the quirks of the human experience, "Six Modern American Plays" is waiting patiently for you to take it home. You may find your sense of purpose challenged, your social life enlivened by obscure references, and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of life. So why not indulge in a little theatrical nostalgia? After all, it is sold by Crappy Old Books, where today’s treasures are often yesterday’s conundrums, awaiting your eager hands to discover them anew. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1306/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/six-modern-american-plays-2014-04.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Modern Library College Editions 9780394309859 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1305 Via Mala by John Knittel In the annals of literature where tales of human folly intertwine with the rugged majesty of nature, one might stumble upon the curious tome titled "Via Mala" by the rather unassuming John Knittel. Published in 1938 by Buchergilde Gutenberg, this literary relic is less a novel and more of a philosophic wrestling match, pitting the existential ponderings of man against the unforgiving wilds of the land. Why did Knittel choose such a peculiar title, you may wonder? Perhaps he was simply trying to lure in unsuspecting readers with the promise of a grand adventure, only to ensnare them in a labyrinth of moral quandaries and rustic reflections. Or maybe he just liked the sound of it. Who can say? The title "Via Mala," which translates to ‘bad way’ in English, is the perfect encapsulation of our protagonist’s journey—because nothing says ’page-turner’ like a road with a sign that reads "Beware: You May Not Survive This Experience." A book where every twist and turn is fraught with peril, and not just the kind you find on unpaved Swiss paths. No, dear reader, this is a meandering exploration of the paths we take in life, and the often dubious choices that lead us to the precipice of our own existence. If you’re in the market for a literary expedition that resembles a philosophical hike through a dark forest filled with indecision and regret, you may have just struck gold—or at least fool’s gold. Knittel, with his penchant for the dramatic and his knack for the philosophical, crafts a world where the characters teeter on the brink of their own personal abyss, all while exploring the symbolic representation of the Via Mala trail itself. This is not merely a book about hiking; it’s a meditation on the journey we all undertake, often with more trepidation than triumph. And rest assured, any tales of dashing heroics will be promptly replaced by the harsh realities of life, complete with mud, rain, and the occasional existential crisis. Just think of it as a trip to the Swiss Alps, minus the picturesque views and with a hefty dose of introspection—and a side of gloom. For those who relish a narrative that feels more like an uphill slog than a leisurely stroll, you’ll find yourself in good company. Knittel doesn’t hold back on the weight of human experience, exploring themes that may leave you questioning your own life choices. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a few nuggets of wisdom hidden in the crevices of this philosophical landscape. Beware, though: the journey is not without its challenges, and you may wish to pack a snack (or several) to sustain you through the weighty prose. As you leaf through these pages, you might find yourself pondering questions such as: Is it possible to enjoy a good book if it feels like you’re dragging your feet through a swamp of despair? Or perhaps: What was my life like before I stumbled upon this literary expedition? Fear not, for you are not alone in your musings! The characters are just as bewildered as you are, often finding themselves wrestling with decisions that seem less like forks in the road and more like cliffs of uncertainty. In fact, by the end of it, you may be tempted to grab a map and chart your own course away from this trail of tears. Condition: Used, which is a euphemism for ’well-loved’—or perhaps ’well-trod’ is more fitting. Expect to find the occasional turned page, a smattering of coffee stains (presumably from another reader deep in existential thought), and maybe even a few annotations that suggest someone else has grappled with Knittel’s musings before you. Each crease and mark tells a story, much like the one you’re about to embark on yourself—albeit one that may be significantly less cheerful. So why not take a chance on "Via Mala"? After all, if you are going to ponder the darker aspects of existence, it’s best to do so with a companion who shares your penchant for the peculiar. And if you happen to stumble upon Crappy Old Books, you’ll find this quirky piece of literary misadventure waiting for you, ready to lead you down a path that may just leave you questioning what it means to truly live. Or perhaps simply wondering where you left your hiking boots. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1305/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/via-mala-2014-04.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Buchergilde Gutenberg no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1303 Emma by Jane Austen In a world where matchmaking is regarded as an art form, and the pastime of engaging in social misdemeanours trumps even the most audacious of hobbies, we present you with the 1939 edition of Jane Austen’s "Emma." It’s not just a book; it’s an invitation to witness the most entertainingly misguided attempts at romance since the dawn of time—and perhaps even before that, if the history books are to be trusted (which they probably shouldn’t be). Picture this: a spirited young woman, Emma Woodhouse, is convinced that she possesses an uncanny knack for orchestrating the love lives of her unsuspecting friends. A formidable heroine who is as charming as she is oblivious, Emma flits about her village like a butterfly in a hurricane, inadvertently creating chaos wherever she goes. Think of her as a Victorian-era social media influencer, but with way less filtered reality and a lot more tea. What could possibly go wrong when you meddle in the romantic affairs of your peers? Spoiler alert: everything. This edition from Martin Secker, the publisher famed for believing that things only get better with age—much like a fine cheese or that dubious fruitcake you keep at the back of your pantry—embodies the spirit of its era. You’ll find the typeface to be as delightfully whimsical as Emma’s own ambitions, and the yellowing pages are a testament to its storied history. Perhaps it has been passed down through generations, or perhaps it has languished on a dusty shelf, waiting for you to rescue it from obscurity. Either way, it’s here now, and you’re the one who gets to experience its vintage charm. As you navigate through the social intricacies of Highbury, don’t say we didn’t warn you about the cavalcade of misunderstandings, miscommunications, and missed opportunities. It’s not merely a novel; it’s a treasure trove of life’s most painful lessons wrapped in Regency-era wit and irony. You might find yourself chuckling at Emma’s misguided endeavors while simultaneously wincing at the absurdity of it all. Just be prepared: her romantic escapades could lead you to either roll your eyes or accidentally shout "Oh, Emma!" at inopportune moments. Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the various delights you can expect from this delightful tome: A cast of characters so eccentric that you’ll wonder if they were inspired by real-life eccentrics or simply plucked from an Austen-themed reality show. Deliciously precise observations about the human condition, wrapped in the quaintness of yesteryears. Ample opportunities to engage in a good old-fashioned debate on whether matchmaking is a noble profession or just meddling at its finest. Historical footnotes that may or may not clarify the era’s bizarre customs, especially when it comes to courtship. The chance to experience what can only be described as ’classic British sarcasm’ at its finest. Condition: Used, but in a way that enhances its character—like a vintage wine or your uncle’s old jokes that make you cringe yet smile at the same time. Expect the pages to bear the marks of previous readers, an unintentional testament to their emotional journey through Emma’s world. Perhaps you’ll find a pencil note in the margins questioning Emma’s choices or a passionate plea to stop the drama, both of which will add layers to your reading experience. So, if you find yourself yearning for a bit of romantic mischief, don’t let this chance slip away. "Emma" is not just a book; it’s a celebration of human folly, the complexity of relationships, and the undying hope that love is just around the corner—if only one could see it amidst the chaos. Pick it up at Crappy Old Books and become part of a lineage of readers who have grappled with Emma’s charming, albeit misguided, escapades. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1303/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-works-of-jane-austin-2014-04.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Martin Secker no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1302 The Doctrine Of The Person Of Christ by Sydney Cave In the hallowed halls of theological discourse, where the air is thick with the scent of dust and the weighty silence of unturned pages, emerges a tome that might just make you question more than your coffee order. Enter “The Doctrine Of The Person Of Christ,” a 1952 masterpiece by Sydney Cave, published by the illustrious Camelot Press Ltd, which—let’s be honest—sounds like the name of a publishing house founded by a group of medieval reenactors in search of a side hustle. This book is as old as your grandma’s best china and just as likely to spark a conversation at the dinner table, albeit one that might lead to awkward silences rather than spirited debate. As you leaf through its slightly yellowed pages, you may find yourself pondering whether Mr. Cave was channeling a mystical knight tasked with unraveling the complexities of Christ’s personhood—or simply trying to fill a quota for dense theological works in the post-war publishing market. Be prepared for a journey through the labyrinthine corridors of doctrinal debates, where even the most seasoned theologian might get lost trying to decode what on earth ’the person of Christ’ actually entails. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t involve Christ giving any TED Talks or starting a podcast. This gloriously archaic volume might be viewed as an intellectual buffet where each chapter offers an array of theological hors d’oeuvres, from metaphysical musings to exegetical appetizers. Expect to encounter terms that sound like they’ve emerged from a long-forgotten lexicon, such as “hypostatic union” and “substantial presence”—phrases that could either deepen your understanding of Christian doctrine or make you the life of the party if you enjoy dazzling your friends with obscure jargon. Despite the absence of a modern ISBN—because, really, why not?—this book promises to be as much a conversation starter as a dust-collecting relic from yesteryear. Imagine the scenarios! A quiet afternoon, a cup of tea, and you plucking this off your shelf. Chances are, your guests will be either enthralled or utterly baffled, possibly both. It’s perfect for book clubs that specialize in the art of misunderstanding or for that one friend who insists they’re still on a quest for truth, armed with nothing but a highlighter and an unshakeable belief in their own interpretive skills. This volume also provides a splendid opportunity for anyone looking to infuse their life with a touch of mid-20th-century British intellectual flair. It could serve as an excellent paperweight, a source of philosophical quandaries, or just a reminder that sometimes, the most profound questions are the ones you never quite get around to answering. After all, who doesn’t want to delve into the complexities of Christ while trying to ignore their laundry? Within these pages, the usual hallmarks of a theological text emerge: footnotes that could rival your Aunt Mabel’s family tree in complexity, citations from long-dead theologians whose names you won’t remember after reading, and an index that may or may not have been crafted by someone with a penchant for chaos. If you’ve ever wished to possess a book so laden with gravitas that just owning it might grant you instant credibility, this is the one for you. Just make sure to wear your best pondering face when you pull it out in public. Condition: Used, but in a state that suggests it has been lovingly thumbed through by at least three generations of deeply contemplative souls. The cover displays a delightful patina of age, and the spine is just flexible enough to give you the comforting feeling that it has endured centuries of existential contemplation without losing its way. Perfect for a bookshelf that doubles as a shrine to forgotten ideas and half-remembered debates. So, whether you’re a budding theologian, a curious skeptic, or simply someone who appreciates second-hand books with character, “The Doctrine Of The Person Of Christ” is waiting to join your collection. Pick it up at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing better than the titles is the stories of how they ended up in our quirky little shop! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1302/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-doctrine-of-the-person-of-christ-2014-04.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Camelot Press Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1301 Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens Oliver Twist, subtitled The Parish Boy’s Progress, is the second novel by English author Charles Dickens, published by Richard Bentley in 1838. The story is about an orphan, Oliver Twist, who endures a miserable existence in a workhouse and then is placed with an undertaker. He escapes and travels to London where he meets the Artful Dodger, leader of a gang of juvenile pickpockets. Naïvely unaware of their unlawful activities, Oliver is led to the lair of their elderly criminal trainer Fagin. Oliver Twist is notable for Dickens’s unromantic portrayal of criminals and their sordid lives. The book exposed the cruel treatment of the many orphans in London during the Dickensian era. The book’s subtitle, The Parish Boy’s Progress, alludes to Bunyan’s The Pilgrim’s Progress and also to a pair of popular 18th-century caricature series by William Hogarth, A Rake’s Progress and A Harlot’s Progress. An early example of the social novel, the book calls the public’s attention to various contemporary evils, including child labour, the recruitment of children as criminals, and the presence of street children. Dickens mocks the hypocrisies of his time by surrounding the novel’s serious themes with sarcasm and dark humour. The novel may have been inspired by the story of Robert Blincoe, an orphan whose account of hardships as a child labourer in a cotton mill was widely read in the 1830s. It is likely that Dickens’s own early youth as a child labourer contributed to the story’s development. Oliver Twist has been the subject of numerous film and television adaptations, and is the basis for a highly successful musical play and the multiple Academy Award winning 1968 motion picture made from it. This copy has the inscription OLIVER TWIST IS DULL writtin on the foreedge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1301/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/oliver-twist-2014-04.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140430172 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1297 Pre-Retirement and Retirement by JP McErlean Ah, the 1970s—an era of bell-bottoms, polyester suits, and an undeniable zeal for planning what retirement might look like, assuming one could survive the ordeal of pre-retirement. Enter JP McErlean’s magnum opus, "Pre-Retirement and Retirement," a rosy-hued look at the changing tides of life as you approach that mysterious finish line. Published in 1973, this masterwork may well set the gold standard for all those who ponder the fine line between unshackled freedom and the mundane joys of bingo and afternoon tea. Imagine a time when retirement wasn’t just a concept but a grand adventure awaiting you at the end of your working days. McErlean probably envisioned himself surrounded by smiling retirees enjoying the good life—sipping cocktails in the sun and sporting hats adorned with questionable floral patterns. In a world where job security was a thing, he dares to ask: what does one do when the clock strikes five for the last time? Spoiler alert: it involves gardening and perhaps a bit of knitting, if one is so inclined. Within these pages lies a cornucopia of wisdom, or at least a collection of thoughts that might just have a whiff of wisdom. McErlean tackles questions that keep would-be retirees tossing and turning at night, such as: What is the best way to fill your days when you’ve escaped the tyranny of the office? How does one gracefully transition from meetings over stale coffee to knitting circles and golf? And, most importantly, isn’t this just a ploy to sell more garden furniture? Explore the art of ‘doing nothing’ with style—an ancient craft, now revived. Gain insights into how to avoid becoming a cliché of post-retirement life. Discover wildly impractical hobbies that you probably won’t have time for. Engage in riveting discussions on the merits of early bird specials. Unearth secrets to keeping the family at bay while you enjoy your newfound freedom. McErlean’s prose is as vibrant as the psychedelic patterns of the era’s wallpaper. His musings will transport you to a world where leisure is an art form and contemplating your next cup of tea is treated with the seriousness of a board meeting. One can almost hear the distant sounds of the BBC shipping off another program about how to enjoy your retirement without losing your mind—or your sanity. But don’t let the retro charm cloud your judgment; this book may also serve as a cautionary tale. Between the lines, one might detect a subtle undercurrent of irony, suggesting that retirement might not be all it’s cracked up to be—especially if you find yourself in a never-ending loop of daytime dramas and overcooked vegetables. A quick glance at the author photo reveals a man who looks suspiciously like he’s just seen his own pension plan for the first time. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days, much like the author’s vision of retirement. Expect dog-eared pages, coffee stains, and perhaps a few unsolicited notes in the margins that hint at someone’s existential crisis during a particularly dull afternoon. It has lived a life filled with the weariness of countless readers, each one contemplating their own fate amidst the ruminations of McErlean. In a world where retirement planning has become a complex affair, this book offers a time capsule of simpler thoughts, if not simpler times. So, if you’re feeling daring enough to dip your toe into the shallow end of pre-retirement wisdom—or just want a chuckle at the expense of your future self—grab a copy from Crappy Old Books today. Who knows? You might just find some unexpected joy in the absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1297/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pre-retirement-and-retirement-2014-04.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JP McErlean 9780950405100 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1296 Ramage by Dudley Pope In a world where the seas are neither as calm as a Sunday morning nor as tumultuous as your Aunt Edna’s family gatherings, we present to you "Ramage," a nautical escapade through the twisted corridors of naval warfare, penned by the illustrious Dudley Pope. As if the waves of the ocean clamour for your attention, this literary work beckons you to explore the high seas from the comfort of your slightly lumpy armchair—after all, who wouldn’t want to fight pirates while sipping tea? Published by Fontana in 1981, "Ramage" is a tale steeped in the rich brew of maritime history, embellished with a sprinkle of Pope’s own whimsical charm. It offers a veritable buffet of cannon fire, treachery, and the occasional seagull with a penchant for mischief. Expect to encounter a cast of characters whose decisions could either sink ships or merely make you roll your eyes—much like the people at your last dinner party. Dudley Pope, known for his naval lore, crafts a story that promises to whisk you away into a realm of salty breezes and wooden ships, where every page could very well be a chance to spill your tea. Readers will find themselves grappling with moral quandaries and the complex relationships onboard, making you ponder whether a friendship forged over the clanking of cutlasses is more valuable than the last biscuit in the tin. What’s that you say? You like your stories with a side of intrigue? Prepare for a plot that seems to wind tighter than your grandma’s best knitting. From mutinies brewed over a particularly nasty cup of ship tea to alliances formed beneath the shadow of an ominous sail, “Ramage” is sure to keep you guessing—until you realise you’ve forgotten the plot halfway through. But fear not; this is not just a novel, it’s a veritable maze of maritime mischief! As you traverse the depths of Dudley’s imagination, you may find yourself pondering a few essential questions, such as: What would life be like if you had to share a cabin with an overly opinionated parrot? Or, more importantly, can one indeed operate a ship without a modicum of sanity? These and other pressing dilemmas unfurl like a well-worn map, inviting you to chart your own course through this sea of words. Condition: This second-hand book has seen its fair share of seafaring adventures. The pages are yellowed, possessing a certain aroma reminiscent of ancient treasure maps and forgotten sea shanties—perfect for those who appreciate a touch of authenticity. Expect a few dog-eared corners, possibly some nautical doodles in the margins (the previous owner seemed rather fond of drawing krakens), and an ISBN number that might just be an artifact in itself. It’s used, but it’s not quite so worn that it can’t still tell a tale or two. Now, for those of you who are wary of embarking on a literary journey without a bit of guidance, here’s a list of potential dangers you might encounter in "Ramage": Unexpected encounters with rogue waves and equally rogue characters Long-winded speeches about the ethics of cannonball warfare Overzealous seagulls plotting their next snack attack Unintentional lessons in ship maintenance that could ruin your next DIY project The haunting question of whether it’s too late to switch to landlubber literature So, hoist your flag and prepare to set sail into a delightful mess of sea tales with "Ramage." If you’re in the market for a book that combines historical intrigue with a splash of whimsical absurdity, look no further. Scoot on over to Crappy Old Books, where this vessel of literary exploration awaits your eager hands. Happy reading, and may your tea never go cold! Or your ship—whichever you prefer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1296/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ramage-2014-04.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana 9780006155485 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1295 A Man Called Peter by Catherine Marshall In a world where one must often choose between the mundane and the inexplicable, Catherine Marshall’s "A Man Called Peter" emerges as a curious relic from 1955, courtesy of the esteemed (or perhaps only slightly esteemed) Peter Davies Publishing. This novel may not have an ISBN—an ironic twist, considering its quest for legitimacy in an increasingly numbered world—but it’s brimming with the sort of charm only a mid-century book can exude. You might find yourself wondering whether the absence of an ISBN is an affront to modernity or a clever metaphor for the unquantifiable nature of human connection. Meet the man himself, Peter, who in this delightful concoction of prose, appears to navigate life with a bemused expression and a penchant for attracting the oddest of adventures. While we can’t guarantee he possesses a dashing chiseled jaw or a wardrobe that would make even the most meticulous of fashionistas swoon, we can assure you that his quirks are more than enough to keep pages turning and eyebrows raised. One can only imagine that his day-to-day escapades are punctuated by a series of misunderstandings and mild catastrophes, perhaps involving an overzealous cat or a rainstorm that appears to conspire against him. The period in which this gem was penned is rife with the kind of optimism that now feels as foreign as handwritten letters, and yet Marshall seems to play with it in a way that is both earnest and cheeky. You may even find yourself questioning the very essence of humanity as Peter gallivants through the novel, a sort of everyman thrust into extraordinary circumstances, or perhaps just a chap trying to find his way while dodging metaphorical (and literal) rain showers. His thoughts may meander like a drunken snail across a windy garden path, leaving readers to ponder the deeper meanings of life—or simply to chuckle at the absurdity of it all. As you delve into the pages, you’ll discover a rich tapestry of characters who orbit around Peter, each one crafted with the care of a skilled artisan with a love for the peculiar. Expect to find friends who are more like caricatures than humans, enemies who seem to exist purely for comic relief, and perhaps a love interest whose sole purpose is to remind Peter of his many flaws. The reader is left wondering whether this novel is a heartfelt ode to the human condition or merely a bemused observation of a man stumbling through life, one small misstep at a time. Condition: Used. This particular copy has seen better days—perhaps it was dropped into a puddle of tea at a particularly raucous book club meeting or perhaps it simply withstood the test of time in a rather foggy attic. The pages are slightly yellowed, with a few dog-eared corners that reveal it has been loved—or at least handled with a certain degree of affection. Some notes in the margins suggest a previous reader’s existential crises, making it a delightful addition for those who appreciate a little literary banter with the ghosts of readers past. In a world increasingly obsessed with the shiny and new, embracing a book like "A Man Called Peter" is akin to choosing to eat a slightly misshapen apple from a farmer’s market instead of the perfect, wax-coated ones found in supermarkets. It’s an invitation to relish the imperfections of life and the stories that emerge from them. Perhaps you, too, will find yourself nodding in agreement with Peter’s many tribulations or laughing out loud at his attempts to reconcile his own silliness with the world around him. So, take a chance on this quaint volume, and let it transport you to an era where life was a little less frenetic and a tad more whimsical. Far from being just another book on the shelf, "A Man Called Peter" is a testament to the quirky, sometimes baffling intricacies of existence, which you can now embrace from the comfort of your own slightly worn armchair. Because at Crappy Old Books, we believe that every quirky tale deserves a second chance, even if it comes without a barcode. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1295/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-man-called-peter-2014-04.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Peter Davies no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1294 Prayers For The Sanctuary by Charles A Price In a world where the divine seems perpetually out of reach, "Prayers For The Sanctuary" by Charles A Price emerges as a beacon for the spiritually curious and possibly bewildered. Published in the halcyon days of 1950 by Arthur H Stockwell—an imprint that might just be one of the last to champion the art of the prayer pamphlet—this tome offers an exploration of the sacred that is, quite frankly, as perplexing as it is pious. Price, with the confidence of a man thoroughly convinced of his own holiness, takes readers on a spiritual odyssey that feels more like an uninspired pilgrimage than a spirited ascent towards enlightenment. The cover, a faded affair that could have doubled as an abstract painting from a particularly awkward art class, hints at the earnestness within. One can only imagine the possible discussions over tea that led to its creation: “What if we used the very essence of the sanctuary—a place of solace and reflection—and reduced it to a series of well-intentioned but ultimately vague prayers?” The result, dear reader, is a delightful smorgasbord of spirituality, where each page holds promises of solace, and perhaps even the occasional existential headache. What’s inside this dusty artifact, you ask? Well, one can expect a selection of prayers worthy of a good chuckle and a raised eyebrow. It’s as if Price believed that the mere act of stringing words together in a slightly lyrical fashion would somehow elevate them to the status of divine utterances. If you’ve ever pondered why the universe seems to ignore your requests for a new car or a sensible haircut, you might find some camaraderie here. Price’s prayers range from the mundane to the utterly baffling, offering enough spiritual insight and confusion to keep even the most seasoned of the faithful on their toes. Possibly a harbinger of the self-help movement’s later flourish, the book often reads like a whispered conversation among a group of bewildered souls trying to decode the universe’s plans. Price’s desire to connect with the reader’s innermost yearnings might just be the most relatable part of this book. After all, who hasn’t found themselves in a sanctuary, regardless of its form, seeking clarity amidst the chaos of modern life? This collection of prayers aims to coax the reader into a meditative state, perhaps while simultaneously questioning the very fabric of existence—and their choices in purchasing such a book. Let’s not overlook the delightful footnotes that reflect a period when the idea of referencing was either an act of reverence or a means to fill space. Expect annotations that range from condescending to utterly bemused, making you wonder if the author was more interested in showing off his linguistic prowess than providing true guidance. And let’s face it, if you’ve ever read a book that seemed more interested in its own intelligence than in facilitating your growth, you’ll find a kindred spirit in this dusty volume. Condition: Used, with pages yellowed like an old photograph and a spine that creaks like a haunted house door on Halloween night. The previous owner may have used it more as an object of intrigue to be displayed on a coffee table than an actual source of spiritual guidance. Expect the occasional coffee stain, possibly from a particularly ruminative morning, and a charmingly frayed corner that tells tales of contemplative reading sessions gone awry. In summary, "Prayers For The Sanctuary" stands as a testament to the peculiar intersections of faith, bewilderment, and the occasionally misguided quest for spiritual enlightenment. It is not merely a book; oh no, it is an experience—a rather quirky one at that. Whether you choose to engage with Price’s musings or simply admire it from afar, one thing is certain: this is a relic of a time when spirituality was both earnest and rather amusing. Available now at Crappy Old Books, the perfect addition to any collection that thrives on the whimsical, the ironic, and the downright strange. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1294/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prayers-for-the-sanctuary-2014-04.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arthur H Stockwell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1293 North Sar by Gerry Carroll In the grand tradition of literary works that have perhaps, shall we say, not aged gracefully, we present to you "North Sar" by Gerry Carroll. Published in the illustrious year of 1992, this volume is a veritable time capsule of questionable fashion choices and literary aspirations that were probably just as confusing back then as they are now. The cover, a delightful mishmash of colours that could only have been conceived in a dream fueled by too many cups of tea and a slight existential crisis, sets the stage for a narrative that is simultaneously perplexing and oddly fascinating. Imagine a world where the sun never quite shines, and the clouds seem to conspire against your plans for an afternoon of joy. "North Sar" places you in such a universe, where the air is thick with intrigue and the characters may or may not be figments of Carroll’s imagination. As you embark on this journey through the pages, you’ll find yourself asking profound questions, such as: Is that character really necessary? Did that plot twist just happen, or did I misread it while pondering the meaning of life over a biscuit? The answer, dear reader, is as elusive as the plot itself. Gerry Carroll, an author whose name ring bells for those who enjoy the jazz of obscure literature, crafts a narrative that feels as though it has been penned during a particularly spirited pub session. With an abundance of characters that come and go like the British weather, expect to meet individuals who are as eccentric as they are forgettable. The dialogue crackles with an energy that can only be described as ‘attempting to be witty but overlooking the punchline entirely.’ As you navigate through this literary labyrinth, brace yourself for a series of events that may leave you questioning not just the characters, but also your own life choices. Will you triumph over the convoluted plotlines, or will you simply close the book and opt for a Netflix binge instead? The choice, as they say, is yours, but you may find yourself pining for the simplicity of a good old rom-com as you wrestle with the intricacies of "North Sar." But wait—there’s more! This book is not merely a collection of words strung together haphazardly; it also offers a veritable host of literary “treasures.” Inside, you might discover: Characters named after obscure British landmarks you can’t quite place. Sentences that seem to be missing a vital piece of punctuation, or perhaps an entire thought. Plot points that meander like a lost sheep in the Yorkshire Dales. Random philosophical musings that will leave you more confused than enlightened. Footnotes that might just be the author’s grocery list. Condition: This particular copy of "North Sar" has lived a life of its own, with pages that may be dog-eared, coffee-stained, or otherwise lovingly worn by previous readers who perhaps found answers to questions they never knew they were asking. There are also likely to be annotations in the margins—notes from a reader who may have been attempting to unravel the tangled web of the plot, or simply expressing their bewilderment at the unfolding drama. It’s a second-hand experience, which adds a layer of charm and character that no pristine hardcover can quite replicate. So, if you’re in the market for a literary adventure that feels like a round of darts on a windswept pub patio, look no further than "North Sar." You might just find yourself chuckling, scratching your head in confusion, or pondering life’s greatest mysteries—all from the comfort of your sofa. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirky, the ironic, and the slightly bewildering, one page at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1293/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/north-sar-2014-04.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9780671731830 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1291 The 9-11 Report by Thomas H Kean and Lee H Hamilton In the grand theatre of life, where every day seems to unfurl like a novel scripted by an overzealous playwright, one can’t help but marvel at the sheer audacity of this tome: "The 9/11 Report." Published in 2004 by the illustrious St Martins Paperbacks—a name that rolls off the tongue like a fine wine (or perhaps a cheap plonk)—this book has survived the test of time like a cockroach in a nuclear fallout, and is now gracing the shelves of Crappy Old Books, awaiting its next unsuspecting reader. Imagine, if you will, a pair of distinguished gentlemen—Thomas H. Kean and Lee H. Hamilton—gathering around a metaphorical campfire, armed with nothing but a mountain of paperwork and a mission to distill the events of that fateful day into a narrative that even your least engaged uncle could understand over Thanksgiving dinner. They rummaged through the wreckage of chaos to produce a document that, despite its seemingly dry title, offers a glimpse into the complex web of human decisions, unexpected errors, and perhaps a sprinkle of bureaucratic absurdity that led to one of history’s most infamous days. Now, one might think that a report of such gravitas would be a page-turner, rivalling the best of spy novels. Alas, it is instead a slice of reality, served cold and with a side of existential dread. The authors, in a noble attempt to strike a balance between clarity and thoroughness, have crafted a report that reads like a bureaucrat’s daydream: “And then, after we checked the second draft, we convened to discuss the details of the first draft.” One could be forgiven for thinking that the authors had unwittingly signed up for a game of ‘how-many-acronyms-can-you-fit-in-a-sentence.’ What makes this report particularly eye-catching is its uncanny ability to turn the mundane into the monumental. It’s a bit like watching a documentary about watching paint dry, where the paint is actually a metaphor for the slow march of governmental accountability. The report serves as a quasi-encyclopedic attempt to unravel the layers of this tragic tapestry, with footnotes aplenty, for those keen on diving into the bureaucratic rabbit hole. For readers with a penchant for the absurd, this book provides ample fodder for sarcastic commentary. Picture yourself perched on your sofa, a cup of tea in hand, as you thumb through the pages and ponder the following thought-provoking questions: Why do we insist on using acronyms that sound like snacks (FBI, CIA, TSA)? Could a more entertaining title have been “The Day the World Stopped Swiping Right”? How long would this report have been if they included every typo and “oops” encountered along the way? Is it too late for a superhero movie based on the authors’ quest for clarity? What if they just called it “The Report on the Report”? Would anyone read it then? Condition: This particular copy is classified as ’used’, which in the realm of second-hand books, might also be interpreted as ’loved.’ It bears the remnants of previous readers—marginalia, mysterious coffee stains, and the occasional hopeful bookmark that never quite reached the end. Each imperfection adds character, much like an old friend with questionable life choices, and serves as a reminder that while the subject matter may be grave, the journey through these pages can be oddly entertaining. So, if you’re in the market for a book that walks the fine line between somber reflection and dry text, look no further than "The 9/11 Report." It’s a tome that promises to offer not only insight into a pivotal moment in history but also the chance to marvel at human nature’s propensity for bureaucratic labyrinths. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where second-hand wisdom meets the peculiarities of literary history, and get ready for a reading experience that’s anything but ordinary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1291/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-9-11-report-2014-04.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins Paperbacks 9780312935542 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1289 Each Returning Day by The BBC In the magnificent year of 1940, when the world was a chaotic tapestry of war and intrigue, the esteemed BBC, typically known for its groundbreaking broadcasts and questionable tea recipes, decided it was time to turn their attentions to the literary realm with "Each Returning Day." This book, a curious concoction of the profound and the utterly mundane, is a testament to the era’s peculiar charm, serving as a delightful distraction from the daily bombings, rationing, and the relentless quest to find a decent pair of stockings. Within these pages, you’ll find the kind of content that will leave you pondering the greatest mysteries of existence—such as, “Why has my cat taken to sleeping on my only clean shirt?” and “Is it really necessary to put fruit in a pie?” This literary treasure trove is essentially a diary of daily life, punctuated by musings on the importance of returning home for tea, even if your home is currently a bomb shelter. The text is peppered with whimsical observations about the British weather, which, let’s be honest, probably deserved more than just a footnote in history. The BBC presents this work not just as a book but as an experience; a chance to lose yourself in the minutiae of life when the world outside was a cacophony of chaos. The writing is laced with the hallmark wit of British culture, making you chuckle, or at the very least, grin awkwardly whilst sipping your Earl Grey. Each returning day is a new opportunity to explore the nuances of life, or at least to comprehend why one might prefer to stay indoors rather than face the drudgery of air raids and ration cards. But what can one expect from a book penned by an organization primarily concerned with broadcasting? Perhaps this tome is a guerrilla effort to keep spirits high while the bombs fell. Or perhaps it’s simply an elaborate ploy to ensure that everyone had something to read while waiting for the kettle to boil. Whatever the case, "Each Returning Day" promises an experience akin to finding a half-eaten biscuit in a forgotten tin—slightly stale, a bit surprising, and oddly comforting. The style is reminiscent of a bygone era, where “stream of consciousness” was not just a literary gimmick but a way of life. With each page, readers are invited to embark on a journey through the psyche of a nation grappling with despair and tea breaks. It’s the kind of book that might just inspire you to consider your own returning days, perhaps leading you to reflect on why you have so many mismatched socks, or why your neighbor insists on watering his lawn at the most inconvenient hours. Condition: Used, obviously. These pages have known many hands—some ink-stained, others perhaps slightly sticky from what one can only hope was jam. The spine is valiantly holding together despite having endured years of neglect, and the occasional dog-eared page offers a glimpse into the many readers who found solace in this odd piece of literary history. It has character, much like your eccentric great-aunt who insists that her cat is the reincarnation of Shakespeare. So, if you’re in the market for something that straddles the lines of bemusement and nostalgia, look no further. "Each Returning Day" offers a hearty chuckle, a smattering of insight, and the unmistakable aroma of history. Pick it up and allow yourself to be swept into the peculiar world of pre-war Britain, where each day was infused with the drama of domesticity, and every cup of tea held the promise of a new beginning. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the old is always quirky, and the quirky is always a little bit old. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1289/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/each-returning-day-2014-04.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The BBC no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1287 At Some Forgotten Door by Doris Miles Disney Step right up and prepare to be perplexed by Doris Miles Disney’s captivating opus, "At Some Forgotten Door." Released in the bizarrely fabulous year of 1967, when bell-bottoms were a fashion statement and the world was teetering on the brink of psychedelic revolution, this novel promises a journey that may just lead you to the back of your local thrift store instead of some forgotten door. Published by the ever-mysterious Macfadden Bartell, the publisher that seems to have been fueled solely by caffeine and whimsical ideas, this book is as elusive as a particularly shy cat hiding under the sofa. Our heroine—who, let’s face it, may have been named after a whimsical childhood memory—embarks on a journey that could be metaphorical, literal, or quite possibly a fever dream after too much cheese before bed. But fear not! As you flip through the decidedly dog-eared pages, you might find yourself wondering not only about the door but also if it even exists. Is it a door to self-discovery, the past, or perhaps just to an alternate reality where people wear socks with sandals? In a time when stories were woven together with the finest threads of irony, readers were often left pondering the profound implications of absurdity. Disney captures this ethos brilliantly, or at least she might have had she been briefed on the concept. Expect nothing less than an exploration of existential angst, sprinkled with some vintage charm that could make even a vinyl record look tacky. You might find yourself laughing, crying, or simply staring blankly at the pages, which is all part of the experience, we assure you. As we delve deeper into this literary rabbit hole, you may notice that the narrative seems to be wandering as aimlessly as a lost tourist in a foreign city. Characters come and go like the last remnants of a party where no one wants to be the last to leave, and the dialogue is as hard to decipher as a toddler’s crayon masterpiece. But that’s the beauty of it! It’s a reflection of life itself—confusing, disjointed, and destined to leave you with more questions than answers. Wonder if the door ever existed or if it was merely an elaborate metaphor for a questionable life choice. Ponder whether you’re reading an actual book or a cryptic guide to navigating existential dread. Consider if Doris Miles Disney had a secret mission to confuse every reader who dared to pick up her book. Find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while questioning your own life choices. Realize you’re still turning pages long after you’ve forgotten the point of it all. Condition: This book has seen things, my friend. It bears the marks of time—a few creases, perhaps a rogue coffee stain or two, and minor wear that suggests it has been loved by more than one curious soul. The spine is slightly cracked, reminiscent of life’s own wear and tear, providing a glimpse into the journey it has undertaken, much like its characters. So, if you’re looking for a whimsical experience that dances on the precipice of confusion and charm, grab this tome and prop that forgotten door ajar. Who knows what you might stumble upon? Just be sure to remember that at Crappy Old Books, we curate literature that challenges the norms and beckons you to embrace the absurdity of life—and perhaps the occasional lack of narrative coherence. After all, what’s more entertaining than meandering through the pages of a book that leaves you gloriously puzzled? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1287/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/at-some-forgotten-door-2014-04.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macfadden Bartell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1286 Thank You Jeeves by PG Wodehouse In the hallowed halls of British literature, where the tea is always lukewarm and the laughter is somewhat muffled, there exists a book that turns the very notion of servitude on its head. Enter the world of "Thank You, Jeeves," a title that suggests gratitude yet paradoxically leads the reader down a labyrinth of misadventures starring the indomitable Jeeves—who, it must be said, might just appreciate a thank you or two himself, if only for the surreal messes he routinely extracts his employer from. Published in the riotous year of 1977 by Coronet, this particular edition comes cloaked in an air of nostalgia, like an eccentric uncle at a wedding, slightly disheveled yet charming in his own right. One might wonder if this was a last hurrah for the seasoned literary character, or merely an attempt to capitalize on the whims of the disco era. Perhaps it’s a gentle reminder that even amidst bell-bottoms and boogie nights, the trials and tribulations of a bumbling aristocrat and his unflappable gentleman’s gentleman remain ever relevant. Picture this: a world where the upper class finds itself embroiled in a series of mishaps that might make a modern-day influencer cringe. Wodehouse deftly weaves a tapestry of social blunders, romantic entanglements, and baffling misunderstandings, all while Jeeves maintains his stoic demeanor, as if he were the only sane person amidst an encroaching storm of absurdity. It’s a delightful juxtaposition—Bertie Wooster’s harebrained schemes are like an avant-garde art installation, while Jeeves serves as the curator with a disdainful eyebrow raised. This volume, while certainly enjoying its rightful place on the shelves of the literature-inclined, also harbors the kind of quirks that make second-hand books particularly delightful. That distinct scent of “I’ve been in a reading nook for a bit too long,” and the pages dog-eared by previous enthusiasts who didn’t quite grasp the gravity of their literary adventure. It’s the kind of book that whispers sweet nothings about sophisticated humor but might also incite giggles at inopportune moments in a quiet coffee shop. Now, dear reader, let us not overlook the rather amusing aspects of this specific edition. Did you know that it features delightful illustrations that seem to channel the irreverent spirit of the 1970s? One can only imagine the illustrator, pencil in hand, pondering how best to capture the essence of a butler who seems to possess an encyclopedic knowledge of both societal norms and the occasional cocktail recipe. It is probable that the artist also endured a few mishaps of their own, leading to some rather whimsical depictions of our protagonists. In this edition, Wodehouse cleverly explores themes such as: The absurdity of the British class system, which may not be all that different from modern-day reality TV hierarchies. The art of dodging a wedding invitation while simultaneously trying to impress your peers. A butler’s unyielding resolve to maintain order amidst a torrent of chaos. The perennial struggle of the man-child, whose best intentions often lead to ruin. The peculiar yet profound bond between an employer and his employee—who might just be the true power in the relationship. Condition: Used—but in a way that suggests it has been cherished. Pages may be yellowed, as if they too have been indulging in the nostalgia of past readers. Previous owners’ annotations, likely crafted in fervent enthusiasm, may still linger, offering insights you never asked for but are oddly grateful to have. There might also be the occasional coffee stain, which only adds to the ambience of literary exploration, reminiscent of the gatherings where such conversations about class and calamity would unfold over biscuits and tea. So, whether you are a seasoned Wodehouse aficionado or a newcomer curious about the whimsical world of Jeeves and Wooster, this edition of "Thank You, Jeeves" serves as a testament to the enduring charm of British humor. It’s the kind of book that deserves a spot on your shelf, not just for its content but for the stories of its journey—so many readers before you—and perhaps, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon an amusing margin note or two. Remember, this splendidly quirky adventure is brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, even if it’s slightly worse for wear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1286/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/thank-you-jeeves-2014-04.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340217900 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1285 The Toff At The Fair by John Creasey Step right up and prepare to be utterly bewildered by the spectacle that is "The Toff At The Fair," a literary delight from the pen of John Creasey, who, let’s face it, is not just another bloke scribbling words in a dark corner. Oh no, he’s a veritable titan of genre fiction, who, presumably, spent his days flitting between thrilling escapades and the occasional cup of tea. Published in 1968 by Prestige Books—because what’s more prestigious than the vague promise of quality?—this tome is not just a book; it’s an experience that one might approach with a blend of trepidation and delight. In a world where intellectual pretension reigns supreme, this work is a refreshing jab in the ribs delivered by a jester in a top hat. The title itself hints at an affair of high society—imagine a chap in a monocle, casually perusing the cotton candy stalls while deciphering the nefarious plots afoot. But don’t be fooled; this isn’t just a historical jaunt through the fairgrounds of yesteryear. Oh no! One might expect everything from ne’er-do-wells in bowler hats to a rogue gentleman who can charm the birds from the trees while simultaneously eluding the grasp of the law. As you turn the pages—perhaps with a sense of foreboding akin to strolling through a funhouse—you might encounter the following elements that have been lovingly crafted to make this a truly singular read: A plethora of characters whom one can only assume are drawn from a mix of Creasey’s imagination and the fascinating people he met while waiting for the bus. Intricate plots that weave together like a ball of yarn in the paws of an overly ambitious kitten. Unexpected twists that may leave you pondering your life choices, including why you didn’t just stick to reading instruction manuals. A splendid showcase of 1960s British culture, complete with a generous sprinkling of grandiloquence and the occasional dash of slang that you might not quite understand. Dialogue that feels as if it was lifted directly from an upper-crust tea party, where “fancy a biscuit?” could very well mean “let’s solve a murder mystery!” Now, let’s take a moment to discuss the book’s rather endearing Condition: Used. Yes, it has lived. The spine is perhaps a little cracked, like an elderly gentleman reminiscing about his glory days, and the pages may exhibit a slight yellowing—an aesthetic that seasoned collectors refer to as “vintage charm.” Some might say it smells a bit like nostalgia mixed with a hint of something one might find lurking in the back of a dusty library. But fear not; this merely adds to the character of a book that has seen more of life than most of us dare to dream. As you plunge headlong into "The Toff At The Fair," prepare yourself for a delightful romp through a world that is comically removed from our own, yet strangely familiar. The charm of this book lies not just in the narrative but in the very act of reading it—an invitation to occasionally toss your smartphone aside and embrace the tactile joy of flipping pages while trying to decipher Creasey’s not-so-subtle winks and nudges. So, whether you’re looking to impress guests at a dinner party with your literary prowess or simply wish to indulge in a bit of ridiculous escapism, this book is the answer to that peculiar itch you didn’t even know you had. After all, in the grand theatre of life, why not add a quirky side show starring “The Toff At The Fair” to your collection? Available now, as sold by Crappy Old Books, because what else would you expect from a delightful jumble of second-hand treasures? Once you open this book, you may just find yourself whisked away to a fairground of the mind, where everything is as peculiar as it is delightful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1285/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-toff-at-the-fair.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prestige Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1284 The Jews from Alexander to Herod by DS Russell In a world where time travel doesn’t exist, and the historical context tends to get muddled in the backwash of modern distractions, DS Russell’s "The Jews from Alexander to Herod" stands as a stalwart sentinel of scholarly inquiry, much like a baffled librarian in a deserted library who just discovered the Wi-Fi password. Published in 1973 by the venerable Oxford University Press, this rather weighty tome promises to take you on a brisk stroll through the annals of Jewish history, from the perplexing reign of Alexander the Great to the not-so-great reign of Herod. It’s a journey that perhaps is best undertaken with a good cup of tea and an iron will, as history sometimes has a way of making one yearn for the simpler days of social media debates over brunch. Russell, in his infinite wisdom, seems to have been on a one-man mission to illuminate the path of Jewish history, all while probably thinking that a dash of irony and a sprinkle of historical accuracy might make for a compelling read. The book itself is packed with so many facts and figures that you’ll wonder if it’s a history book or an unintentional tribute to the ancient Excel spreadsheet. To be fair, it’s a noble effort in a sea of modern fluff, and if you’ve ever found yourself yearning for a bit of ancient Mediterranean drama without the distraction of CGI effects, look no further! Now, let’s be honest: this isn’t exactly a page-turner designed for a lazy Sunday afternoon. No, dear reader, this is the kind of book that demands your attention—akin to being cornered by your most pedantic acquaintance at a party, who insists on recounting every detail of their summer vacation to the British Museum. You might find yourself pondering questions such as, "Why did I choose this book?" and "Is there a way to enjoy a book without reading it?" But fret not, for within these pages lie the answers to questions you never thought to ask about the Jewish populace under the Alexandrian sun and the subsequent Herodian shadow. With an eye for detail that could only be rivaled by a particularly obsessive art curator, Russell doesn’t skimp on providing a robust account that spans political intrigue, social dynamics, and yes, even the occasional skirmish. You are invited to witness the rise and fall of cultures, the ebb and flow of societal norms, and the riveting tales of political maneuverings—none of which are likely to end up as the plot of your favourite Netflix series. For those who relish the intricacies of history, Russell’s work offers a unique opportunity to see how ancient Jewish life adapted and thrived amid shifting powers. You might even find yourself momentarily transported to a time when Twitter had not yet tainted discourse, and arguments were settled by actual debate rather than a barrage of memes. Imagine the sheer thrill of it all! Condition: Used. Ah yes, the kind of used that whispers sweet nothings of library dust and past lives. This book has been traversed by many a curious mind, with slightly dog-eared pages that suggest either deep contemplation or accidental napping during the more arduous sections. The spine, while perhaps a shade more flexible than intended, remains sturdy enough to withstand a gentle thump on the table as you murmur, "Well, this is fascinating," after reading an entire paragraph without fully grasping its content. So, if you’re in the market for a book that may not have the glitzy allure of modern bestsellers but instead offers the kind of depth that could make even the most seasoned historian nod in vigorous agreement (or perhaps fall into a deep sleep), then look no further. This is a book that will undoubtedly engage you, make you question your very existence, and, at the very least, serve as an impressive doorstop. Available through Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the books are the opinions of those who sell them. If you fancy a blend of antiquity, irony, and intellectual stimulation, don’t miss out on this unlikely treasure! Your bookshelf will thank you, even if your brain occasionally begs for a break. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1284/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-jews-from-alexander-to-herod-2014-04.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780198369134 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1283 The Enemy by Desmond Bagley In a world precariously balancing on the brink of geopolitical absurdity, Desmond Bagley’s “The Enemy” emerges from the shadows of the late ’70s like an awkward uncle at a family gathering—slightly out of touch yet somehow endearing. This treasure from the dusty shelves of Fontana Paperbacks is a perfect time capsule, capturing the essence of a decade when bell-bottoms and cold wars coexisted with alarming normality. Buckle up for a journey through a plot that may or may not involve spies, intrigue, and quite possibly, an overabundance of mustaches. As you flip through the slightly yellowed pages of this second-hand gem, prepare to encounter a narrative that straddles the line between thrilling and bewildering. With a title like “The Enemy,” the stakes, one presumes, are high. One might expect a riveting tale of betrayal, a ticking clock, or perhaps even a twist that leaves you clutching your pearls. Instead, readers are treated to Bagley’s almost affectionate approach to international espionage, where tension and a healthy dose of bureaucracy collide in a dance that resembles a slow waltz performed by uncoordinated rivals. Your journey through this literary labyrinth is punctuated by Bagley’s knack for description, which, while at times may feel more like a spirited essay on the merits of bland tea over a raucous brew, offers an unexpected charm. You may find yourself pondering the significance of each character’s wardrobe choices—will that tweed jacket be a harbinger of doom or merely a misguided fashion statement? Ah, the suspense! In “The Enemy,” the reader is invited into the mind of a protagonist who may be experiencing more existential dread than actual danger. As they meander through a plot thick enough to spread on toast, you’ll encounter a medley of characters who, while perhaps not winning any awards for originality, do manage to evoke a certain fondness. You’ll meet the grizzled veteran, the enigmatic femme fatale, and at least one character whose role seems to be to ask the awkward questions that everyone else is too polite to voice. As you sift through the pages, consider the following intriguing features that make this book an absolute must for your collection—if only to impress your friends with your eclectic taste: A plot that may or may not involve secret agents, a plot twist, and a surprisingly high amount of paperwork. Characters whose motivations are as clear as mud and just as satisfying. Desmond Bagley’s unique ability to make even the most mundane settings feel like an international hotspot. The opportunity to ponder what the ’enemy’ truly means—because who hasn’t had a tiff with their neighbor about garden gnomes? Occasional moments of wit that may catch you off guard, like finding an unexpected penny in the couch cushions. Condition: This particular copy carries the unmistakable charm of being “used”—its spine cracked ever so slightly, pages dog-eared with love (or perhaps confusion), and the scent of bygone days wafting from every turn. One might say it has character, perhaps even more than the characters residing within its pages. It’s a book that knows it has seen better days, yet still stands proudly on the shelf, much like that one friend who keeps showing up to gatherings despite being “retired” from social engagements. In a world flooded with contemporary thrillers and the latest literary darlings, “The Enemy” stands as a quirky reminder that narratives can be both absurd and poignant—even if they’re not quite what you expected. Whether you’re a lover of the genre or a curious wanderer through the labyrinth of second-hand literature, Crappy Old Books proudly presents this title as a unique addition to your library. After all, who could resist the allure of a book that’s both a conversation starter and an enigma wrapped in a slightly dog-eared cover? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1283/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-enemy-2014-04.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Paperbacks 9780006154792 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1282 Poison In Jest by John Dickson Carr Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare to be dazzled by the literary marvel known as "Poison In Jest," a title that might sound like an ill-conceived cocktail recipe gone awry or the questionable name of a jester from a forgotten court. Penned by the illustrious John Dickson Carr in the groovy year of 1967, this tome is brought to you by the fine folks at Penguin, who apparently thought that crime and comedy could mix as well as gin and tonic, provided the gin is decidedly off-brand. In this curious concoction, Carr—an author renowned for his ability to turn a simple whodunit into a labyrinthine puzzle—invites readers to witness an explosion of wit, whimsy, and just a pinch of poison. One can only assume that the plot will unfurl like a dubious party trick, where the magician (who may or may not be a criminal mastermind) reveals the secrets of his craft just as the curtain drops. You might find yourself pondering whether the jest is indeed worth the poison, or if the whole affair is merely a raucous façade hiding deeper, darker intentions. Set against the backdrop of a world slowly grooving into the swinging ’70s, this book sits in a precarious balance between the absurdity of sitcoms and the seriousness of a good murder mystery. Picture a gathering of the most eccentric characters, all with motives as murky as a cup of day-old tea. Each character is destined to play their part, whether as suspect, victim, or the poor soul who accidentally drinks the wrong concoction at the punch bowl. One can’t help but wonder if this is an avant-garde commentary on social gatherings or just a warning against imbibing suspiciously colourful beverages. In classic Carr fashion, expect plot twists that will leave you as bewildered as a cat at a dog show. As the pages turn, you might feel as if you’re riding a rollercoaster designed by a mad scientist—each twist and turn is delightfully unpredictable, and you may very well find yourself laughing inappropriately at the most serious moments. After all, what is a murder mystery without a good dose of irony? Perhaps that’s the poison in jest—the ability to find humour in the darkest of places, or simply the ridiculousness of life itself. The setting remains delightfully ambiguous, as though Carr himself was as perplexed by where this narrative is going as the reader will inevitably be. Is it a quaint English village? A swanky city soirée? Or perhaps a surreal playground where logic takes a back seat to laughter? With Carr at the helm, you can expect to be led through a maze of witty dialogue and brilliant one-liners, poking fun at the very conventions of mystery writing he so deftly employs. Among the many charms of "Poison In Jest," readers will also encounter the unfortunate side effects of second-hand literature. The cover, while likely vibrant in its younger days, may now resemble a tableau of faded glory, with creases and scuff marks that tell tales of countless readers’ hands. A dog-eared corner may whisper secrets of a previous owner who simply couldn’t put it down, while the occasional coffee ring serves as a reminder that life, much like this novel, is messy and unpredictable. Condition: Used, with all the character one would expect from a book that has seen more adventures than most of us can dream of. Expect a slight musty scent that could only be described as ’vintage library’ and pages that will hold their own tales of intrigue and mystery—perhaps a note or two left by a past reader, offering unsolicited life advice or a comment on the perplexing nature of the plot. Rest assured, this copy has been lovingly handled, if not occasionally misunderstood. So, if you’re in the mood for a romp through the bizarre, with a side of mystery that keeps you guessing and chuckling in equal measure, make your way to Crappy Old Books. "Poison In Jest" awaits, ready to entertain and befuddle in equal parts, proving yet again that sometimes, the best stories come from the quirkiest corners of literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1282/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/poison-in-jest-2014-04.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1281 The Strange Land by Hammond Innes In the whimsical world of 1980s literature, where the spines of novels are as cracked as the minds of those who read them, we stumble upon a treasure of an enigma — “The Strange Land” by none other than Hammond Innes. Ah, a name that rings with the resonance of adventurous derring-do, reminiscent of the time when people wore shoulder pads the size of small countries and the phrase “must-see TV” was still a sparkling novelty. This delightful paperback from the esteemed Fontana / Collins is your ticket to what the author likely intended to be a rollicking escapade through the unknown, though the true essence of this ’strange land’ may just be the bizarre choices of its inhabitants, and perhaps a few rogue plot twists tossed in for good measure. As you leaf through the pages, you might find yourself questioning whether this land is strange due to its topography or the peculiar characters who inhabit it. Are they lost souls wandering aimlessly, or do they simply embody the essence of joyfully misguided adventure? One can only speculate while sipping a lukewarm cup of tea, with the rain pattering insistently against the window, a fitting backdrop for such literary oddities. Expect the unexpected: this book might contain hidden gems of prose wrapped in layers of convoluted metaphors, much like a cake baked by a confused relative who mistook salt for sugar. Innes, with his uncanny knack for weaving perplexing narratives, invites you to traverse through themes that may or may not involve exploration, self-discovery, and the inevitable confrontation with the unfathomable. The dialogue? A curious concoction of stilted exchanges and bombastic soliloquies that make you wonder if anyone involved in the conversation ever actually finished their sentence. And should you find yourself lost amongst the paragraphs, fear not! Just follow the breadcrumbs of irony that are strewn throughout like confetti at a particularly misguided celebration. As you read, prepare yourself for encounters with absurdities that may or may not resemble reality. Will you meet a grumpy old man with an inexplicable affinity for armchair philosophy? Or perhaps a sprightly young hero who thinks he’s stumbled into a Monty Python sketch? The possibilities are endless, limited only by the author’s imagination and the constraints of the written word. One might even find themselves pondering the philosophical implications of a strange land, or simply questioning how they ended up with a second-hand book instead of a more reputable title. Condition: This particular copy of “The Strange Land” is a charming testament to its journey through time and space. Its pages, yellowed and dog-eared, give it a distinguished air, as if it has been lovingly cradled by countless hands, each imparting a touch of their own essence onto the narrative. The cover, adorned with vibrant illustrations straight out of a period piece, showcases a few scuffs and signs of life that give it that authentic ‘used’ character — a hallmark of a book that has seen things, possibly even a few questionable parties in the back of bookshops. Furthermore, the spine has a delightful slight crack, just enough to make you feel you are holding onto something with a storied past; perhaps it was once a prized possession of a literary rebel who snuck it into a pub, or maybe a prized trophy for a book club that took itself far too seriously. Whatever the case, the wear and tear on these pages only serves to enhance its charm — a little like an eccentric uncle with a penchant for conspiracy theories. So why not step into this quirk-laden tome and embrace the wonderfully bizarre experience that is “The Strange Land”? You may find yourself laughing, questioning your sanity, or even considering taking up a new hobby as absurd as writing letters to fictional characters. Crappy Old Books is thrilled to offer you this oddity of a novel, where every page turn could be a new adventure or an invitation to a peek into the peculiarities of the human condition. After all, isn’t that the essence of what makes literature worth it? A little chaos wrapped in the comforting embrace of nostalgia? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1281/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-strange-land-2014-04.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana / Collins 9780006165569 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1280 The Dogs of War by Frederick Forsyth Imagine a world where dogs don’t just bark but strategize, don their camo gear, and engage in tactical espionage. Frederick Forsyth, known for his sharp prose and even sharper plots, takes us on a not-so-ordinary romp where the four-legged furballs of war are not just companions, but the unsung heroes—or perhaps the misunderstood anti-heroes—of the battlefield. In “The Dogs of War,” you’ll discover that the real paw-sitive players in international conflict may just have tails and a penchant for tennis balls, if you catch my drift. Published in the grand year of 1988 by Corgi, a name synonymous with all things delightful and dog-eared, this literary masterpiece poses the daunting question: What if man’s best friend had a knack for covert operations? Forsyth, with his characteristic flair for the absurd, crafts a narrative so intricate that even the most seasoned canine could get lost in the plot, particularly if they’ve been chasing their own tail for too long. Expect twists that would make a Dachshund do a somersault and turns that could rival the antics of a particularly mischievous Golden Retriever. As you delve into this caninely charged thriller, prepare to meet a cast of characters so ruff that they might just leave you barking in laughter—or confusion. The political undercurrents and canine capers intertwine in such a way that you may find yourself questioning whether you’ve stumbled into a pet store or a war room. One moment, you’re strategizing a treat-attack, and the next, you’re embroiled in a plot that would make a seasoned general throw down his medals in surrender. And speaking of plots, “The Dogs of War” isn’t merely a straightforward tale of woof and warfare. No, it’s a labyrinthine adventure packed with espionage, betrayal, and the kind of dogged determination that can only be found in an unyielding pup with a rubber bone. Forsyth’s gift for world-building means that the settings are as vibrant and textured as a well-loved chew toy, each location draped in a history that’s richer than the finest kibble. What’s more, the dialogue snaps and crackles with a wit that could rival a Beagle’s bark at the mailman. You’ll find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, as characters navigate not only the perilous paths of war but also the equally treacherous terrain of dog ownership. Prepare for discussions on loyalty, betrayal, and the importance of a good scratch behind the ears. You might even question which is more dangerous: a trigger-happy soldier or an overenthusiastic pup eyeing your sandwich. Condition: This classic volume, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is well-loved and seemingly enjoyed by many a reader, evidenced by the well-established creases on its spine and the occasional smudge—likely from some eager reader’s snack. The pages have that delightful slightly yellowed quality of time spent in the warm embrace of a dog-eared couch, with a few suspiciously bent corners that suggest a favorite passage was read while multitasking (or possibly while the reader was trying to fend off an enthusiastic pup’s advances for belly rubs). So if you’re in the market for a book that defies the ordinary, blurring the lines between canine and combat, “The Dogs of War” might just be your ticket to a peculiar literary journey. Whether you’re a dog lover, a military strategist, or someone who just enjoys a good yarn wrapped in irony, this book will have you sitting up and begging for more. Because, in the end, who wouldn’t want to witness dogs taking on the roles they were born to play—the unsung heroes of our most chaotic conflicts? Join the ranks of those who appreciate the absurdity of war through the lens of our furry friends. “The Dogs of War” is not just a book; it’s a reflection on loyalty, companionship, and the occasionally perplexing nature of human-dog relationships. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where even the titles have a bit of character—and perhaps a tail wag of their own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1280/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dogs-of-war-2014-04.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi 9780552100502 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1279 Pandemic by Daniel Kalla In a world still reeling from the occasional sniffle, Daniel Kalla’s 2007 opus, *Pandemic*, serves as a peculiar reminder that just when you think things can’t get any worse, someone will more than likely pen a book about it. Published by Tor Books, a name which sounds reassuringly heroic, this tome offers readers a fictional encounter with global catastrophe that is almost poetic in its prescience. Who knew back in the days when we thought “social distancing” was merely an awkward form of British politeness that this book would send shivers down our spines? Set against a backdrop of unrelenting doom, this narrative appears to be your not-so-distant cousin to the modern health crisis, inviting you to wade through a sea of medical jargon, moral dilemmas, and characters who are more resilient than your average houseplant. There’s something undeniably ironic about reading a book titled *Pandemic* in our current climate, where the pages might just flutter with the essence of anxiety and hand sanitizer. Kalla’s writing is like a nostalgic trip to a time when we thought the biggest worry was whether we could secure a decent cup of tea without a barista’s judgment. As you flip through the pages, you’ll realize that Kalla has crafted a recipe that requires more than a splash of suspense and a dollop of medical drama. It’s a sumptuous concoction of near-hysteria, where characters oscillate between scientific genius and sheer panic, reminiscent of a family gathering where someone insists on discussing politics over burnt toast. But don’t let the heavy theme dissuade you; this isn’t merely a guidebook on how to survive a global health crisis as written by a slightly unhinged uncle. No, it’s an adventure, albeit one that feels as if it was birthed from a fever dream of a man who watched far too many documentaries on the History Channel. Kalla weaves a narrative that is both enlightening and unsettling, as if he’s saying, “Welcome to reality, but I forgot to mention the existential dread.” The characters may not be as memorable as your favorite sitcom family, but they certainly have their quirks. You might even find yourself rooting for them in that way you cheer for a cat trying to ungracefully leap onto a windowsill. Their trials will no doubt remind you of your own struggles—like deciding whether to tackle the laundry or binge-watch yet another series on that streaming service you’re too embarrassed to admit you subscribe to. As the plot unfolds like a particularly chaotic origami crane, you’ll encounter themes that hit closer to home than your childhood pet’s sudden disappearance. You’ll ponder life’s big questions, like why we ignore the warnings on packets of crisps, or why we ever thought wearing sweatpants in public was a good idea. Kalla seems to have a handle on this surreal blend of absurdity and reality, making you wonder if he knew something we didn’t when he penned this book. Condition: Used. This book has been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps by someone who was convinced they could absorb knowledge through osmosis. Expect a few pages to have that charming crinkle that comes from being tucked away for too long—or maybe it was just a hefty cat sleeping on it. The spine is a bit creaky, yet it retains a certain allure; think of it as the literary equivalent of a used teacup—imperfect, but brimming with stories. So, if you fancy a jaunt into a world of panic, medical mysteries, and a smattering of dark humour, then grab *Pandemic* and let your imagination run wild. Just be sure to have your hand sanitizer at the ready, should you catch a whiff of the past. After all, life is too short for pristine books, so turn to Crappy Old Books to unearth this peculiar piece of literary history. It’s a journey into the ironic folds of storytelling that you didn’t know you needed, and quite possibly the only pandemic you’ll willingly embrace this week. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1279/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pandemic-2014-04.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor Books 9780765359940 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1276 Novvm Testamentvm Graece by unknown Step right up, dear bibliophiles and language aficionados, for a treat that is positively ancient yet somehow still manages to survive the throes of time, dust, and dubious shelf placement. Presenting to you: the illustrious "Novvm Testamentvm Graece," a tome so enigmatic that even Google has given up trying to find the author. Published in the 1950s by an elusive publisher who likely moonlighted as a magician (because, poof, they vanished), this book is a linguistic labyrinth awaiting those daring enough to untangle its secrets. On the inside cover it says ’Presented to WH Wragg in commemoration of his first baptismal service at Eccleshill Baptist Church, Bradford. It also says Printed In England. Now, let’s address the elephant in the room. The title suggests a grand exploration of the New Testament in Greek, but who needs details? The mystery of the unknown author adds a tantalizing edge. Was it a cloistered monk? A disgruntled theology student? Or perhaps the result of an ill-fated bet during a lively pub quiz? The possibilities are endless, and so is your potential for philosophical debate over pints. In a decade arguably defined by rock ’n’ roll and the birth of modern consumerism, this book stands out like a quiet monk at a rave. Enclosed within its slightly yellowed pages lies a world where divine texts meet the rich tapestry of the Greek language. Who wouldn’t want to navigate the twists and turns of ancient dialects while sipping a cup of tea and trying to recall what ’kalliste’ means? You might even find yourself pondering the great mysteries of life: Why is it called ’novum’ when it’s all about the ’old’? Is it a meta-commentary on literature itself, or just a typo lost in translation? But wait, there’s more! As you leaf through its pages, you’ll be greeted by an array of charmingly faded annotations from past readers. One particularly zealous scholar has taken it upon themselves to underline every instance of the word ‘logos.’ Not only does this enhance your reading experience, but it also offers a glimpse into the mind of someone who apparently had a lot of time on their hands and perhaps a penchant for Greek philosophy. You might even find a random doodle of a fish (was it a sign or merely a pastime? You decide). As this book seems to have been used more often as a doorstop than an actual reading material, you may want to prepare yourself for a slightly unpredictable sensory experience. The smell? Ah, a delightful bouquet of aged paper mixed with what can only be described as ‘forgotten library.’ The texture? A bit rough, like the very roads the ancient Greeks trod. And let’s not forget the charm of dog-eared pages that might even tell you a thing or two about the previous owner’s reading habits (or their unfortunate habit of snacking while studying). Condition: Used, with all the character that implies. The spine is slightly cracked, much like the faith of the average student cramming for finals. The pages are dog-eared and a tad musty, akin to an old friend who just can’t seem to shake off that lingering smell of last week’s mystery casserole. There’s a charming charm in its imperfections, a reminder that even the most hallowed texts have been touched by human hands—perhaps even ones that haven’t washed them after lunch. What are you waiting for? Whether you’re an aspiring polyglot, a philosopher at heart, or just someone who enjoys the thrill of holding something that feels both historic and hilariously suspect, "Novvm Testamentvm Graece" is your ticket to an underwhelmingly exhilarating literary adventure. Don’t let its obscure past deter you; instead, embrace the ambiguity and become part of the book’s ongoing story—one that is totally not guaranteed to be as riveting as the plot of your average soap opera. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to add a touch of the divine to your shelf, or at least a conversation starter that will leave your friends pondering why they ever became friends with you in the first place. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1276/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/novvm-testamentvm-graece-2014.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books unknown no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1275 Inner Light by Various This is an anthology of devotional religious items. Contents includes: The Lords Prayer The Measure of our Days The Passing Years The Land of Promise The Promise of Wisdom etc The bulk of the pages are intact on the spine but the front and back cover has come away and the first inner 2 pages also, but a bit of selotape will fix that and its quite readable. It was already fixed but something has happened to the sellotape and its all crispy and not sticky like its 40 years old or something. But new sellotape will do the trick and then you can read the book just like it was intended when printed in 1935. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1275/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/inner-light-2014.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books George Allen & Unwin Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1273 The Kraken Wakes by John Wyndham Behold, dear reader! Within these pages lies a tale so incomprehensibly bizarre that you may find yourself questioning not just the existence of the titular Kraken, but also the very fabric of your own reality. “The Kraken Wakes” invites you to embark on an odyssey through the murkiest depths of the ocean, where things that really ought to have stayed hidden are all too eager to come to the surface. And by ‘things,’ we mean colossal, tentacled monstrosities that make your local pub’s bouncer look like a gentle kitten. Written in 1962, a year when bell-bottoms were just a twinkle in the eye of fashion designers and the world was still grappling with the concept of space travel, Wyndham’s work is a delightful concoction of science fiction and existential dread. Picture it: a time when people thought the biggest threat was a rogue cup of tea, and yet here we are, confronted by creatures from the abyss. It’s as if the author decided that his morning cuppa needed a dash of the utterly absurd. In this literary feast, we encounter characters who react to the Kraken’s emergence with the same level of concern as one might display upon discovering a fly in their soup. “Oh dear, look at that! A tentacle! How terribly inconvenient.” The juxtaposition of mundane human reactions and incredible, world-threatening phenomena creates a rather amusing tableau, perhaps prompting one to wonder if they are indeed reading a novel or simply skimming through a particularly eccentric blog. In your journey through the text, you might be tempted to take notes on how to handle a colossal sea monster invasion, but be warned: it’s not as straightforward as it seems. Here are some tips, straight from the pages of this esteemed work—should you find yourself face-to-tentacle with the Kraken, remember to: Maintain a calm demeanor; panic is so last season. Ensure your life jacket is fashionable. One must uphold appearances, even in the face of disaster. Consider offering a snack; after all, even ancient beings of the deep appreciate a good biscuit. Bring your best friend. They won’t help, but at least you’ll have someone to share your existential crisis with. Prepare to question your life choices. Why did you choose to read this book again? Condition: Used, much like the protagonist’s sense of security. With dog-eared pages and a spine that tells tales of prior adventures, this book has clearly been cherished by its previous owners—perhaps even passed around during sea monster debates over a pint or two. Slight yellowing is present, lending an air of authenticity, as if the Kraken itself had sighed upon these pages, leaving behind a whiff of brine and a dash of intrigue. As you read, you may find yourself pondering the existential implications of a world where the very waters turn against humanity, or you could just sit back and enjoy the absurdity, letting the Kraken’s chaos wash over you like a rogue wave. Either way, it’s a trip worth taking, one that might just leave you questioning whether your next beach holiday is a wise decision or a potential disaster. In summary, “The Kraken Wakes” is more than just a book; it’s a quirky exploration of our relationship with the unknown, wrapped in the guise of a classic monster tale. Perfect for those who enjoy their literature with a side of irony and just a sprinkle of dread. Snag your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a read that is as chaotic as it is charming. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1273/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-kraken-wakes-2014.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1272 Soo Locks by Marine Publishing Company Ah, the 1960s! A decade synonymous with groovy tunes, experimental hairstyles, and a certain inexplicable fascination with locks—specifically, those fascinating hydraulic contraptions that facilitate the transit of ships through different water levels. Enter "Soo Locks," a tome that promises to unveil the marvels of these engineering wonders, all thanks to the deft hand of the Marine Publishing Company. You might wonder if this book is a love letter to the great American lock system or merely an elaborate collection of intricate diagrams that even a seasoned hydrologist would find perplexing. Either way, grab your sailor’s cap and set sail through these pages, or at least pretend while you sip tea in your armchair. Published in the burgeoning age of post-war optimism, “Soo Locks” seeks to enlighten readers about the wonders of navigation and the science behind moving massive vessels from one body of water to another without resorting to magic. Yes, indeed! The locks here aren’t the kind you encounter in a high-security prison but rather a series of gates and chambers that will have you questioning your life choices—such as why you decided to read about locks instead of, say, the latest juicy gossip from the world of fashion. Perhaps you are a maritime enthusiast at heart, or perhaps you simply enjoy the thrill of learning what makes water move up and down. Either way, this book is a curious artifact of a time when engineering was both a mystique and a marvel. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself lost in the intricate illustrations and diagrams that, to the untrained eye, resemble nothing more than a series of squiggly lines and incomprehensible annotations. An excellent choice for anyone who has ever wondered about the inner workings of water management, these visuals provide a sort of artistic expression that you might find in a modern art exhibit—if only the exhibit were curated by a particularly enthusiastic engineer. The text, peppered with vintage jargon, may evoke fits of nostalgia for a simpler time when people were enthralled by the mechanical genius of their time rather than the latest smartphone. What makes this book even more quirky is its inexplicable absence of an ISBN. This is the book’s way of declaring its independence from modern publishing standards—perhaps a rebellious act against the tyranny of barcodes. One can imagine the Marine Publishing Company cheerfully proclaiming, “Who needs an ISBN when you have the beauty of locks?” Ah, if only they could have predicted a future where bibliophiles would scour databases for books based on numerical codes rather than the sheer joy of discovering a quirky title. Condition: Used. As you might expect from a book that has weathered the years like a seasoned sailor, this particular copy boasts all the charm of a well-loved boat—some creases, the occasional coffee stain (perfect for that authentic caffeine-fueled reading experience), and perhaps a few pages that are slightly dog-eared. Each imperfection adds character, allowing you to feel a connection to the past reader whose own eyebrows may have raised at the history of locks. Embrace the book’s imperfections; they are a reminder that knowledge is often a bumpy ride, much like navigating a ship through a lock system. But fear not! If you’re unsure whether this book belongs on your shelf or your coffee table, consider the potential conversation it could spark. Imagine hosting a gathering where the topic of locks becomes the highlight of the evening—an unexpected turn of events, indeed. From maritime enthusiasts to those who merely enjoy the absurdity of life, everyone will be intrigued by your choice to own such an oddity. It’s a splendid way to distract from awkward silences or to impress a date with your eclectic taste in literature. “Ah yes, Soo Locks! A fascinating read about hydraulic engineering. Let’s discuss!” Ultimately, “Soo Locks” is not just a book; it’s a portal into a world where the mechanical meets the whimsical, where a lock can become a symbol of ingenuity, and where the reader, much like a ship traversing the locks, can find themselves lifted to new heights of curiosity. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and wish to explore this peculiar facet of maritime life, hop on board with Crappy Old Books, where every page turn is a new twist in your literary journey. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1272/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sight-seeingtour-soo-locks.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Marine Publishing Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1243 Spring Fever by PG Wodehouse Ah, the delightful conundrum of "Spring Fever," a title that evokes visions of blossoming flowers, overzealous lovebirds, and perhaps a slightly neurotic but intensely charismatic protagonist with a penchant for mischief—if only it were so simple. Published in 1969 by the whimsical minds at Penguin, this volume is neither a harbinger of seasonal affections nor an exhaustive manual on the intricacies of hay fever. Instead, it’s like finding a vintage pair of socks: charmingly nostalgic yet fundamentally flawed in its practical applications. In the grand tradition of PG Wodehouse, whose name alone conjures images of upper-crust gentlemen caught in ludicrous predicaments, "Spring Fever" promises a rollercoaster of emotional highs and lows, though the only real fever here is likely to be from the eccentric characters trying to navigate a series of increasingly absurd situations. Imagine a British garden party gone awry, where the cucumber sandwiches are the least of your worries and madness is as plentiful as the daffodils sprouting in the background, each leaf a potential catalyst for the next delightful disaster. Readers might find themselves pondering the existential crises of characters who seem to have all the time in the world, yet somehow manage to get embroiled in events that could take a small nation years to unravel. Wodehouse masterfully wields his quill, crafting dialogue that sparkles like champagne on a summer’s day, albeit rather flat if left open too long. The author’s ability to create an improbable yet irresistibly entertaining tapestry of social faux pas is practically unparalleled—much like a cat attempting to play the piano: intriguing, slightly chaotic, and ultimately worth the price of admission. One cannot ignore the splendidly unique atmosphere that envelops this tale, a concoction of whimsy and woe that might leave you questioning reality itself. Perhaps it’s a reflection of the turbulent 1960s, or perhaps Wodehouse simply fancied a good chuckle at the absurdity of human nature. Whatever the case, this book is a treasure trove of quirky observations and character sketches that could only be crafted by someone who knew the British upper class intimately enough to pull the curtain back and let us see the delightful mania within. As you leaf through the pages of "Spring Fever," you may find yourself enamored with the absurdity of life, or at the very least, amused by the various ways in which each character tries to outwit their own shortcomings. Who knew that a casual jaunt through the English countryside could lead to such a tangled web of farcical encounters? It’s a bit like attempting to enjoy a picnic while simultaneously dodging the errant bees; thrilling and a touch perilous. Condition: Used, which means this copy may have been lovingly thumbed through by previous readers, likely enjoying its quirky musings while contemplating their own life’s misadventures. Expect a few dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee ring, and perhaps even a note or two in the margins that add an unexpected layer of context—who knows what insights previous owners may have had? It’s like finding a historical artifact, albeit one that tells the tales of tea-drinking, cricket-playing eccentrics instead of ancient civilizations. In sum, if you’re on the hunt for a book that will transport you back to a time when the biggest crisis was a misplaced monocle, “Spring Fever” is your ticket to hilarity. It’s a delightful romp through Wodehouse’s signature style, filled with whimsical turns and witty repartee that can brighten the gloomiest of damp days. So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to lose yourself in a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the British weather is the behaviour of its characters. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1243/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spring-fever-2014-03.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1242 Sparkling Cyanide by Agatha Christie In the glittering realm of Agatha Christie’s literary genius, “Sparkling Cyanide” sparkles—much like a glass of dubious Champagne at a rather ill-fated soirée. Published in the thrilling era of 1980, a time when shoulder pads were as prevalent as questionable hairstyles, this particular tome invites readers to ponder the fine line between a cheerful toast and a sinister sip. For those brave enough to entertain the whims of a Christie narrative, prepare for a tale marinated in mystery, laced with a generous dash of irony, and served with a side of ‘who dunnit’. What could possibly go wrong at a dinner party hosted by the affluent and the absurd? Ah, the beauty of a big, swanky gathering! The laughter, the food, the meticulously arranged seating—everything appears picture-perfect until someone’s last meal is marred by a final, fatal flourish of cyanide, leaving the guests grappling with more than just the aftertaste of party snacks. With multiple suspects lurking like unwelcome relatives, this novel is the perfect recipe for intrigue as dazzling as a disco ball. Readers of this delightful enigma will find themselves pondering the essence of human relationships, all while trying to navigate a plot that twists sharper than a turnip in a vegetable race. Will you deduce the truth from the crumbs of deception scattered throughout the pages? Or will you end up more befuddled than a cat in a dog show? The only way to find out is to flip through the pages of this well-loved relic, which has seen more lives than a particularly adventurous feline. The year 1980 was a peculiar one indeed, teetering on the brink of a new decade filled with far more neon than anyone could handle. Pan Books decided that what the world truly needed was yet another Christie classic, and “Sparkling Cyanide” stepped up to the plate—much like a valiant knight in a truly questionable chainmail ensemble. It’s the kind of book that relishes its own dramatic irony, as if winking knowingly at its readers from the very first page, daring them to guess who’s going to be served up next on the platter of peril. This novel is not just a whodunnit; it’s a commentary on the absurdity of social gatherings, where everyone is desperately trying to maintain their composure while the undercurrents of deceit bubble beneath. The guests are painted with a willful naivety, each more clueless than the last, creating a delightful tableau of suspense that is both amusing and, dare we say, relatable. Who hasn’t felt like a potential suspect at a family gathering? Condition: This copy of “Sparkling Cyanide” has been lovingly embraced by the hands of many eager readers. Expect some dog-eared pages, perhaps a few coffee stains that tell tales of late-night reading marathons, and the kind of creases that suggest a book well-loved but never quite finished. The faded cover, adorned with the signature Pan Books flair, speaks to its storied past, hinting at the adventures it has witnessed and the mysteries it has helped unravel. As you delve into this vintage experience, you might stumble upon sly remarks hidden in the text like truffles in a muddy forest. The dialogue crackles with wit, and the atmosphere is thick with tension, making you feel as if you’re part of the suspicious soirée, eyeing your companions as you sip on your own decidedly non-lethal beverage. Whether you’re a die-hard Christie enthusiast or a curious newcomer, this copy of “Sparkling Cyanide” is sure to add a splash of irony to your bookshelf and a twinkle of mystery to your reading repertoire. So, gather your wits, prepare your finest cup of Earl Grey, and ready yourself for a rollicking ride through murder most foul, all presented by the delightful and mildly chaotic Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1242/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sparkling-cyanide-2014-03.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330252362 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1241 Death of a Colonial by Bruce Alexander In the grand tapestry of literature, there exists a peculiar thread known as "Death of a Colonial." Penned by the illustrious Bruce Alexander in the year 2000, this tome emerges from the shadows, whispering tales of intrigue, colonialism, and a curious sense of ennui that only a bygone era can summon. Imagine the faint scent of musty parchment and the soft, nostalgic creaks of a well-thumbed spine, and you might be close to experiencing what this book intends to offer. Despite being a product of the early 21st century, it feels curiously trapped in time, almost as if the characters have taken a break from their existential crises to have tea with a pompous Victorian ghost. But why, you may ask, would anyone decide to take a leisurely literary stroll through the demise of a colonial figure? Perhaps it is the unending fascination with the peculiarities of humanity, or perhaps it’s the absolute absurdity of a world that has not yet fully shaken off its colonial hangover. This book plays a rather cheeky game of historical pinball, bouncing between the morose and the mundane, much like a conversation at a dinner party where the topic of discussion shifts from the latest royal scandal to the merits of a good scone. Readers may find themselves chuckling knowingly at the irony of it all: a colonial figure meeting an untimely end while the world around him is still clinging to the past with all the grace of an uncoordinated elephant. From the lens of Alexander, we are treated to a kaleidoscope of colonial life, where grand houses stand juxtaposed against crumbling ambitions. The author’s keen observation allows readers to witness not just the decline of an individual, but perhaps the dying gasps of an entire era. As we sift through the pages, we might consider whether the colonial setting is truly the backdrop of despair or merely a stage upon which the absurdities of human nature are thrust into the spotlight. After all, what is a colonial life without a generous helping of irony and the occasional absurd twist of fate? To sweeten the deal, “Death of a Colonial” invites you to engage with a cast of characters who are as colorful as the wallpaper in an old country manor. Brace yourself for: Characters who could make a game of charades seem like a Shakespearean tragedy. Plot twists that are less about suspense and more about gentle eye-rolls. Dialogues so rich you might find yourself questioning your own conversational choices. Historical references that feel as relevant as a dial-up connection in an age of fiber optics. Moments of reflection that might just lead you to ponder your own life choices—or lack thereof. Condition: This book has seen the world and, in turn, looks a tad weathered. Its edges are gently frayed, and a few pages may have that delightful crinkle that only time can bestow. The ink has faded slightly, as if in reaction to the weight of its own existential musings. This is not merely a book; it is a relic, a conversation starter, a piece of history that has survived multiple readings and possibly a few cups of spilt tea. So, embrace the imperfections; they only add to the character—or perhaps they serve as a metaphor for colonialism itself. As you contemplate the curious life and untimely death of a colonial figure, remember that the journey through “Death of a Colonial” is not just about the words on the page; it’s about the layers of irony and the delightful absurdities that stain them. So, why not pick up this second-hand gem from Crappy Old Books? You might just find that, much like the colonial figure at the heart of the story, you too will experience a sudden epiphany—or at least a chuckle or two. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1241/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-of-a-colonial.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley 9780425177020 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1240 The Village by Bing West Step right up, dear reader, and prepare yourself for a jaunt through the slightly unkempt cobbled streets of literary exploration with Bing West’s 2003 offering, "The Village." In this quaintly titled tome, one might expect a bucolic narrative filled with eccentric villagers, perhaps a sheep or two meandering lazily about, only to find that the real action is, well, not quite there at all. Set in a world where the quaintness of rural life is confronted by the absurdities of modernity, West invites readers into a universe that feels suspiciously like a hybrid of nostalgia and bewilderment. West, famed for his sharp insights and knack for storytelling, casts a critical eye on the rickety structures of community and the underlying tensions that pull at the seams of polite society. You might think you’ve stumbled upon a delightful read about quaint tea gatherings and scandalous gossip, but prepare to have your expectations turned upside down like a teetering cup of Earl Grey on a rickety table. The villagers, far from mere caricatures, are layered with complexities that will make your local pub’s regulars seem positively pedestrian in comparison. As you flip through the pages, you’ll find yourself encountering a motley crew of characters whose aspirations collide with the harsh realities of life. In a place where the sun shines brighter and the grass is definitely greener, the villagers grapple with issues that resonate with a decidedly modern twist. It’s as if the idyllic countryside has donned a grimy trench coat and stepped into a noir film—unexpected and perhaps a tad unsettling. Who knew that pastoral life could yield such a rich brew of irony? The style is as crisp as a fresh loaf of bread from the village bakery, yet every slice reveals a deeper layer of flavour. West’s prose is both accessible and layered, tantalising your intellect while also beckoning you to consider the fragility of human connections. One moment you’re chuckling at a witty remark, and the next, you’re left pondering the existential dread that bubbles just beneath the surface of charming village life. No stone is left unturned, no character left unexamined, and certainly no cliché unchallenged. What’s more, one cannot overlook the sheer audacity of the book’s title. "The Village" is a moniker both simple and grandiose, hinting at the universality of its themes while simultaneously inviting a plethora of questions. Is it a village we’re reading about, or merely the concept of village-hood itself? The beauty of West’s work lies in its ability to generate more questions than answers, leaving you pondering long after the last page has been turned. Condition: This copy of "The Village" is used, much like the author’s characters, who are weathered by the storms of life yet retain a certain charm. Expect dog-eared pages and the faint aroma of coffee stains, which only add to its character (or, some might argue, reduce its resale value). It’s a book that has lived—perhaps a bit too much—bearing the scars of multiple readings and existential musings. You may find notes scribbled in the margins where past readers valiantly attempted to decipher West’s profundities, adding a meta layer to your reading experience. So, gather your wits, find a comfy chair, and prepare for a read that challenges your notions of rural life and community. With a blend of dark humour and poignant observations, Bing West’s "The Village" is less about quaint tea parties and more about the intricacies woven into the fabric of human interaction—like an unassuming village that turns out to be the epicenter of life’s absurdities. You might even find yourself questioning whether the village is actually a mirror reflecting the chaos of your own existence. In a world brimming with predictability, "The Village" is a delightful detour that may just prompt you to reconsider your own encounters with community, identity, and perhaps even the very nature of what it means to belong. This splendidly quirky find is available through Crappy Old Books, where the second-hand treasures are as unpredictable as the tales they tell. Grab it while you can, for you never know what remarkable insights might lie within its well-worn pages! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1240/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-vilage-2014-03.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743457576 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1238 The Survival Of The Fittest by Gordon Wylie In a world where nature’s fiercest gladiators clash for supremacy, “The Survival Of The Fittest” by Gordon Wylie stands as a curious relic from the 1940s, a time when optimism about the human spirit was often tempered by a rather bleak understanding of evolution. Published by Arthur H Stockwell, whose name is likely synonymous with books you never knew you needed, this tome presents an elaborate tapestry woven with the threads of Darwinian theory, societal commentary, and possibly a stray cat or two. The Survival Of The Fittest. Contents includes: The Survival Of The Fittest The Pitcher and the Well The god of Tears Satan the Cynic Listening in to Heaven The Ministry of Suffering The Fruit of Experience New Churches for Old Imagine, if you will, a group of well-meaning scholars gathered around a rickety table in a dimly lit study, quaffing tea while desperately trying to decipher the meaning of life through the lens of survival tactics. Wylie’s prose dances between analytical fervor and a disarming wit, as though he’s inviting you to not merely observe the natural world but to engage in a whimsical game of ‘who will eat whom.’ It’s this peculiar blend of earnestness and irony that elevates the book from mere academic exercise to a satirical reflection on human folly. What’s a book about survival without a few eccentricities? Wylie has penned a manual that might just help you outwit your neighbor in a hypothetical post-apocalyptic bake-off or perhaps enable you to navigate the treacherous waters of social Darwinism at your next family gathering. You might find yourself questioning not just the fitness of species, but the very essence of survival within the competitive landscape of your local book club. Will your choice of reading material grant you the status of alpha reader, or will it see you relegated to the ranks of the forgotten, clutching a dusty romance novel while the others discuss Wylie’s incisive insights? As you leaf through the pages, you may uncover Wylie’s predictions about the future of humanity, which—considering he wrote during a tumultuous period—tread a fine line between prescience and sheer bewilderment. His observations on how societies react in times of crisis are as relevant today as they were seventy years ago, though one might wonder if he’d ever anticipated that the biggest survival challenge we’d face would involve the last slice of pizza at an office party. Aside from philosophical musings, expect the occasional whimsical footnote that veers off into stories about animal antics and survival strategies that echo your Aunt Mabel’s holiday mishaps. In fact, one can almost hear Wylie chuckling at his own cleverness as he explores the absurdities of life—who knew a discussion on the mating rituals of fruit flies could lead to a dissertation on human dating culture? Condition: Used. This book has been lovingly thumbed through more times than a cat in a laser pointer duel, leading to a patina of nostalgia (and possibly a few coffee stains). You might even find a particularly insightful note penned by a previous reader in the margins, or perhaps just a doodle of a fish wearing a top hat—who doesn’t appreciate a bit of light-hearted absurdity? The cover, slightly dog-eared and whispering secrets of its past, hints at the many minds that have traversed its pages and the mysteries that still dwell within. And let’s face it, the 1940s weren’t exactly the pinnacle of optimism. But if you’re eager to explore the survival game of wits, both in nature and in societal constructs, Wylie’s work is an invitation to laugh, ponder, and possibly revolutionize your understanding of what it means to thrive amid chaos. Just be sure to bring some biscuits for the journey; survival of the fittest often requires a well-stocked snack cupboard. So, if you find yourself in need of a quirky book that might leave you questioning your place in the evolutionary hierarchy—or more simply, your dinner choices—“The Survival Of The Fittest” is presented with affection by Crappy Old Books, where every battered spine tells a story worth hearing. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1238/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-survival-of-the-fittest.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arthur H Stockwell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1237 One More Word by Arnold Streuli If you’re the kind of literary adventurer who relishes the peculiar, then look no further than Arnold Streuli’s 1927 masterpiece, "One More Word." Published by the illustrious Richard Bates—who, as far as we can tell, never published anything else—this book is a glorious relic of the roaring twenties, when jazz was king, flappers reigned supreme, and apparently, so did existential musings masquerading as prose. Imagine a world where the written word is treated as an elusive butterfly, flitting just out of reach of our eager hands. Streuli, with a quill in one hand and a martini in the other, attempts to ensnare this enchanting creature with his collection of thoughts, ramblings, and possibly a few incoherent late-night rants. The title itself, "One More Word," suggests a desperate novelist’s plea to keep the ink flowing, as if he is convinced that just one more word could unravel the universe or, at the very least, fill the pages of this tome. This literary wonder is an experience for those who find beauty in the baffling, meaning in the absurd, and sheer joy in the eccentricities of human expression. In a time when the world was awash with flappers flapping and prohibition going down like a lead balloon, Streuli’s reflections illuminate the peculiarities of life that might make you chuckle, cringe, or even question your own grasp on sanity. It’s an exquisite chaos that invites readers to lean forward and ask, "Is this genius, or is he just having a bit of a laugh?" With the book’s spine artfully cracked and the pages seemingly having hosted a late-night tea party, you’re not just purchasing a book; you’re acquiring a conversation piece that will provoke bewilderment and amusement in equal measure. The sense of history in each dog-eared page is palpable. You’ll find yourself wondering if the previous owner was an avant-garde writer, a misunderstood poet, or simply someone who enjoyed scribbling indecipherable thoughts in the margins. Perhaps the latter—a sentiment we can all relate to. Throughout the pages, readers are likely to encounter the kind of prose that feels almost like an endless stream of consciousness, peppered with idiosyncratic observations and whimsical metaphors. You may find yourself pondering the age-old question: does one more word really make a difference? Spoiler alert: it does not, but that very notion is what makes this book so charmingly ironic. It’s a delightful contradiction, much like ordering a salad at a steakhouse. In the spirit of making the most out of "One More Word," here are a few things you could do while reading this literary conundrum: Host a book club where members discuss the merits of each ’word’—just one word at a time. Use the book as an artistic doorstop, for those days when you want to keep your thoughts contained. Engage in a spirited debate with your cat about whether a single word can encapsulate the meaning of life. Frame your favourite passages to hang on your wall, thus turning your living space into a bizarre gallery of thoughts. Read it aloud to unsuspecting guests, making sure to pause dramatically after each utterly confounding sentence. Condition: This book is used and undoubtedly has a few quirks of its own—like a character from one of its pages. The pages are adequately yellowed, providing a rich tapestry of authenticity, while the cover exhibits a charmingly worn-out appearance, suggesting it has been loved (or at least acknowledged) through the years. You’ll want to treat it gently, perhaps as you would a pet turtle—slowly and with care. So, if you’re ready to embark on a literary journey that defies traditional narrative structures and invites you to embrace the absurd, "One More Word" is waiting for you at Crappy Old Books. Who knows? It might just be the perfect companion for your next existential crisis—or perhaps just an excellent conversation starter about the bewildering nature of existence itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1237/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-more-word-2014-03.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Richard Bates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1236 Objections To Christian Belief by Mackinson, Williams, Vidler and Bezzant In a world rife with existential musings and philosophical debates that could make a clam clam up, "Objections To Christian Belief" by Mackinson, Williams, Vidler, and Bezzant emerges like a curmudgeonly uncle at a family gathering, ready to challenge every half-baked notion of faith while sipping a lukewarm cup of tea. Published in the hazy, post-war haze of 1963 by Constable & Company Ltd, this tome seems to embody the intellectual spirit of the era, when thinkers were more concerned about questioning everything than deciding what to have for dinner. One can only imagine the earnest conversations held in dimly-lit university lecture halls as students huddled around their copies, eagerly anticipating their turn to object to the objectors. The authors, a veritable committee of the curious, take turns unearthing the dusty objections to Christian belief that have been tossed about like an old football at a charity match. They tackle the heavyweights of faith and doubt, armed with wit sharp enough to slice through the thick fog of dogma. One cannot help but feel that, while reading, you might need a sturdy cup of Earl Grey at the ready to fortify your resolve against the onslaught of intellectual rigour. As you navigate the pages filled with arguments that seem to leap off the paper, demanding a rebuttal (not unlike a particularly persistent door-to-door salesman), you’ll encounter a variety of intriguing positions, ranging from the straightforward to the positively labyrinthine. Were the authors lounging in tweed jackets, pipe smoke wafting through the air, when they penned their observations? Or perhaps they were frantically typing away in a coffee shop, fueled by an excessive caffeine intake and a burning desire to challenge the status quo? One can only ponder. A mind-bending exploration of belief that might just have you questioning your own worldview. Arguments presented with such flair that you might forget you’re reading about religion. Perfect for those who enjoy a side of sarcasm with their serious discussions. Features enough paradoxes to keep even the most seasoned logician scratching their head. Offers a delightful mix of academic rigor and cheeky irreverence. For those who thought the 1960s were merely a time of flower power and dodgy fashion choices, "Objections To Christian Belief" serves as a reminder that intellectual rebellion was just as prevalent. It’s almost as if the authors were declaring, "Let’s not just accept what we’ve been told; instead, let’s poke and prod at it until it squeals." And they do so with a somewhat grandiose flair that might leave you chuckling in disbelief at their audacity. Condition: Used – a little worn around the edges, much like the writers’ own faith in humanity. Expect some highlights and marginalia, as though previous readers have added their own objections to the margins—perhaps in the hope of summoning a spirited debate from beyond the grave. The cover bears the marks of time, but it also speaks of the countless minds that have turned its pages, each wrestling with the same questions that continue to swirl about like autumn leaves on a blustery day. If you find yourself questioning the very pillars of belief and are feeling a bit cheeky about it, this book might just be your new best friend—or your most formidable opponent. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, where each title carries with it a history of previous owners who may or may not have been burned at the stake for their thoughts. Who knows? You might just be inspired to engage in a bit of philosophical sparring of your own! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1236/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/objections-to-christian-belief.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable & Company Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1235 Drivers Of Change by ARUP In the whimsical realm of 2008, where the notion of “change” was as fashionable as a questionable haircut, ARUP, the mysterious architect of thought, unleashed upon the world a curious tome entitled "Drivers Of Change." This isn’t your run-of-the-mill self-help manual or a droll economic analysis; nay, this is a kaleidoscopic exploration of what spurs transformation in society, as seen through the lens of those who—dare we say—drive the proverbial bus of innovation. A title that promises to be as enlightening as it is enigmatic, it invites you to strap in and prepare for the ride of a lifetime, or at least a mildly intriguing jaunt through the minds of its contributors. Drivers Of Change is a box set by Arup. The box is a neat plastic sleeve in which there are 6 sets of cards entitled: Ubanisation Water Energy Waste Climate Change Demographis Each set of cards contains about 30-40 postcard style cards with a picture and some text on important issues. For example, in the Ubanisation set some of the cards read - on the back there is details discussion and notes. Can cities provide enough jobs? around 85% of new jobs are created in the informal economy Is your city in the right place? 50% of cities with over 2m people are at risk of earthquakes above 7.5 How will you keep cool? urbanisation creates heat islands that require air conditioning and refrigeration and Los Angeles spends $100m year on cooling. These are really nifty little cards and sure to get you thinking no matter how out of date they are. Picture it: a group of forward-thinkers gathered around a table with a pot of overpriced artisan coffee, brainstorming how best to elucidate the complex interplay of political, economic, and social factors that propel society into the future—or perhaps simply into a deeper state of confusion. With each turn of the page, you can almost feel the collective existential dread of 2008 seeping through the ink, as the authors ponder whether their ideas will stand the test of time or be immediately buried beneath the weight of another dystopian trend. One might argue that this is less about driving change and more about navigating the slippery slopes of what’s to come with a three-point turn. As you leaf through the pages, be prepared for a delightful mélange of thought-provoking essays and slightly pretentious musings, all adorned with graphs that could make even the most ardent statistician weep for joy. The contributors, presumably a mix of urban planners, social theorists, and perhaps that one friend who always has a better idea, tackle an array of topics, including, but not limited to: The impact of climate change on urban design (spoiler: it’s not good) How social media has become the new town square (and that’s not entirely a good thing) The role of technology in evolving human interaction (think more ghosting and less meaningful conversation) Public policy’s ever-elusive quest for relevance (hint: it’s like trying to find a clean bathroom in a festival) Globalization versus localism: the ultimate tug-of-war Much like a fine wine that’s been left uncorked for a tad too long, "Drivers Of Change" has aged—some might say sluggishly. The prose harkens back to a time when PowerPoint was the zenith of visual communication, and the authors’ fervor for their subject matter clashes amusingly with the casual reader’s indifference. If you’ve ever wondered what a mid-2000s think tank might produce while under the influence of too many sandwiches from the conference buffet, look no further; this is it. Though it lacks the finesse of a bestseller, “Drivers Of Change” is an artifact of its time, a veritable time capsule of thought that leaves one pondering if the drivers are still in the driver’s seat. Or have they perhaps pulled over for an impromptu nap on the side of the road? Either way, it’s a fascinating read—if only for the sake of seeing how far we’ve come (or how far we’ve yet to go). Condition: This used copy has all the charm of a well-loved book, with dog-eared pages and the faint scent of old coffee lingering between its covers—a perfect companion for those who appreciate the aged patina of wisdom (or at least the remnants of a bygone era). There may be a few rogue coffee stains, which only enhance its character, and perhaps a marginalia note or two that will have you questioning the intelligence of the previous reader. It’s like adopting a pet with a backstory: not perfect, but full of personality. So, dear reader, if you’re ready to embrace the quirks of a second-hand title that has seen the ebb and flow of societal musings, consider adding "Drivers Of Change" to your collection. It’s available, of course, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where the past is not just a memory; it’s a shelf full of delightful oddities. Who knows? This book might just inspire you to become a driver of change in your own right—or at the ver https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1235/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/drivers-of-change.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books ARUP no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1233 English Society In The Early Middle Ages by Doris Mary Stenton Imagine, if you will, a hodgepodge of leather-bound scholars in dusty rooms, peering through thick spectacles and engaging in lively debates over the riveting intricacies of English society circa the early Middle Ages. Ah, the charm of 1965, when Doris Mary Stenton decided that the world was clamoring for a fervent exploration of a time when life was as vibrant as a gray blanket. English Society In The Early Middle Ages is not merely a book; it is a time capsule of plaid skirts, feudal disputes, and the occasional bout of plague, all meticulously curated for the discerning armchair historian. Stenton, the venerable oracle of this seminal period, dives headfirst into a realm where personal hygiene was largely a matter of perspective and a good harvest was considered the pinnacle of success. We are treated to a whirlwind tour of Norman lords, Saxon serfs, and the odd Viking who might have taken a wrong turn on his way to raid a more exciting locale. With the elegance of a waltz performed on a muddy battlefield, Stenton weaves together the social fabric of an era that is largely remembered for its lack of fabric at all. Prepare yourself for an exploration that peels back the layers of time with the finesse of a medieval onion—one that reveals the pungent truth of a society defined not by its artistic achievements but by its ability to endure. With every turn of the page, you may find yourself wondering how on earth people managed to survive with such rudimentary comforts, and if a warm meal was considered an act of lavish opulence. Throughout this scholarly romp, Stenton enriches her narrative with delightful tidbits that would make even the most jaded history buff chuckle. Discover the social stratification that left everyone either in the manor or the muck, and relish the tales of political intrigue that make today’s social media drama seem positively pedestrian. Why scroll through Twitter when you can flip through the pages of history and get lost in tales of alliances that formed as quickly as they fell apart? A fascinating look at the social hierarchy that will leave you questioning your own place in modern society. Insightful commentary on the absurdity of courtly manners that would baffle even the most seasoned etiquette coach. Illustrations of medieval life that make you grateful for indoor plumbing. Ruminations on the art of war that read like a how-to guide for generating awkward dinner party conversation. Glimpses into the culinary delights of the era—think less Michelin star, more ‘what’s that smell?’ Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this specimen has seen better days, much like the early Middle Ages themselves. The cover bears the marks of a time when it was perhaps too close to a rainy day or a particularly enthusiastic tea session. Pages may have a few dog-eared corners, likely from the deep contemplation of whether the Norman Conquest was the most exciting thing to happen since sliced bread—spoiler alert: it wasn’t. There might even be the occasional coffee ring, a testament to the enduring struggle of caffeinated historians who dared to sip while pondering the intricacies of Anglo-Saxon law. As you delve into the pages of English Society In The Early Middle Ages, remember that you are not merely reading history; you are participating in a quirky ritual of resurrecting the past—one that hints at a time when life was both simpler and infinitely more complicated. So grab your quill, don your scholarly cap, and join the ranks of those brave enough to tackle this truly quirky exploration of a society that was anything but straightforward. Perfect for the history enthusiast, the casual browser, or anyone who simply wishes to dazzle their friends with obscure trivia at the next gathering. With its delightful blend of the absurd and the academic, you will find that this book is both a nostalgic trip and a fascinating folly. So why not snag a copy from Crappy Old Books? You may just find a new reason to appreciate your modern amenities—or at least a good reason to avoid the mosh pit of medieval politics! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1233/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-society-in-the-early-middle-ages.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1232 How Life Began by Irving Adler Step right up, dear reader, and prepare to embark on a journey through the whimsical musings of Irving Adler, a man who dared to tackle the greatest mystery of all: the origins of life itself! Published in the halcyon days of 1957, when bell bottoms were just a twinkle in a tailor’s eye and a hot cup of tea was the elixir of choice, "How Life Began" is your ticket to an era when scientists believed that discovering the secrets of existence was as straightforward as reading the instructions for a new toaster. With the kind of boldness that only the mid-20th century could muster, Adler sets out to explain the unfathomable through a series of intricate diagrams and perhaps a few too many references to obscure Greek philosophers. Those who have perused its pages often remark that they feel as if they’ve stumbled upon an ancient scroll, perhaps left behind by a long-lost tribe of scientists who took their coffee breaks a tad too seriously. But let’s not kid ourselves; this isn’t just a book for the scientifically inclined. No, this is a veritable buffet of ideas, garnished with a sprinkle of quirkiness that will make even the most ardent skeptic ponder the nature of existence while trying to decipher Adler’s occasionally meandering prose. You might find yourself questioning everything from the meaning of life to whether it’s acceptable to wear socks with sandals as you flip through these pages. What can one expect to unearth in this literary treasure chest? Well, here’s a taste of the wonders that await: A thorough exploration of primordial soup that may or may not make you hungry Philosophical ruminations that could rival a pub debate after three pints Illustrations that seem to have been drawn in a fit of inspired chaos References to scientific theories that were probably best left in the 1950s An occasional chuckle at the audacity of human curiosity One might even argue that this book is a reflection of its time—a curious amalgamation of hope and hubris that speaks to our unyielding quest for knowledge, even when our understanding is like a toddler trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. Adler’s prose dances around subjects as slippery as the definition of ’life’ itself, leaving readers either enlightened or thoroughly bewildered, depending on how many cups of tea they’ve consumed. Condition: Used, and possibly seasoned with the wisdom of previous readers who may have dog-eared, underlined, or otherwise marked this literary artifact in ways that might raise eyebrows in a posh book club. The cover bears the scars of time, hinting at countless hours of contemplation, perhaps even some heavy sighs. If the pages could talk, they might regale you with tales of late-night debates and fervent discussions over the origins of your average housecat. Expect the faint scent of old paper mixed with the faint trace of existential dread. To sum it all up, "How Life Began" is a delightful detour for those brave enough to wrestle with the big questions of existence while holding a cup of tea in one hand and a biscuit in the other. So why not add this quirky relic to your collection of second-hand curiosities? After all, where else can you find a book that challenges the very fabric of your understanding and still fits snugly into your collection from Crappy Old Books? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1232/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-life-began.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Science Library Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1231 The Golden Bull by Nick Carter Behold, dear reader, a vintage treasure hailing from the illustrious annals of 1981, titled "The Golden Bull." Authored by the enigmatic Nick Carter, who likely spent his days in a smoky backroom plotting dastardly deeds while sipping scotch, this book will transport you to a realm where the lines between pulp fiction and literary pretension blur like a cheap watercolour painting. No ISBN to be found? Fear not! For this book’s authenticity is only matched by its lack of pedigree, making it the perfect conversation starter at your next dinner party—assuming, of course, you have the kind of friends who appreciate a good laugh over dated literature. Imagine a world ruled by a golden bull. Not just any bull, mind you; this is a creature of gleaming mythos, perhaps a metaphor for unbridled ambition or a snack on the next chapter’s menu. Nick Carter, in his masterful and entirely questionable style, may be inviting us to ponder the very essence of human folly—like when you insist on wearing white at a barbecue. As you flip through the pages, you’ll find yourself wondering if this bull is a harbinger of doom or just a particularly unfortunate livestock choice at a county fair. The plot, as it were, dances around like a particularly ungraceful ballet dancer. Readers may find themselves entangled in a web of intrigue as they encounter a plethora of characters that could only exist in a universe where the absurd reigns supreme. It’s a world that seems to have been woven together by someone who might have had one too many cocktails while watching reruns of whatever show was popular back then. And let’s face it, the 1980s were not exactly a shining example of literary excellence. What else might one expect from "The Golden Bull"? Perhaps a raucous romp through the underbelly of a provincial town or an absurd quest for a piece of shiny livestock? The possibilities are as endless as the number of puns you could make about bulls in a china shop. But alas, you shall have to read it to discover these mysteries, preferably after a long day of existential dread. This book is surely the cure for your mundane existence—assuming your mundane existence includes an odd fascination with bulls, gold, and the questionable literary choices of yesteryears. As you delve deeper, you may stumble upon the kind of prose that makes you chuckle at the sheer audacity of it all. Nick Carter’s knack for the bizarre might lead you to question whether he was having a laugh when he penned this opus—or perhaps he was simply trying to make sense of the chaotic tapestry that was the 1980s. Either way, strap in and prepare for a ride that is as unpredictable as the weather on a British summer day. Condition: Used, but fear not, for ’used’ in the context of this tome means it’s been well-loved—or at least well-ignored. Expect the pages to bear the marks of time, as if they were relics of a bygone era, with dog-eared corners and the faint scent of nostalgia. You might even find the occasional coffee stain, a testament to the fact that someone, somewhere, was utterly engrossed—potentially while consuming too many cups of instant coffee acquired from the back of their pantry. So, why not take a chance on "The Golden Bull"? Allow it to occupy a space on your shelf where it can gaze longingly at the more respectable titles while also serving as a curious reminder of what happens when creativity runs rampant in a world devoid of editorial oversight. It’s the kind of book that could only be sold by Crappy Old Books, where literary rejects find new homes and where the only true measure of value is the story behind the book’s journey. In a world filled with untold wonders, this might not be the book you wanted, but it’s undoubtedly the book you deserve. Prepare to enter the realm of the ridiculous, where Nick Carter’s "The Golden Bull" awaits your unwavering attention—if only to serve as a reminder that literature can be both a source of joy and bewilderment, often at the same time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1231/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-golden-bull-2014-03.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charter no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1230 A Bit Off the Map by Angus Wilson Ah, "A Bit Off the Map," a title that suggests a journey not just of distance, but of a few confused turns in the mind’s labyrinth. Published in 1957 by the esteemed Penguin—a publisher known for its penchant for the peculiar and the profound—this tome is likely to whisk you into the murky waters of human experience where conventional navigation is as useful as a chocolate teapot. Angus Wilson, a name that, if you squint hard enough, could be a character in a farcical novel himself, penned this literary curiosity at a time when Britain was still shaking off the post-war aftershocks. Imagine a tea-drinking society, recovering from rationing, suddenly confronting the bizarre and the absurd with the same enthusiasm they reserve for a fresh loaf of bread. Wilson’s work, one imagines, taps into that very mindset, taking readers on a whimsical jaunt where the map itself might as well have been drawn by a toddler with a crayon. So what exactly is “A Bit Off the Map” about? Well, that’s a question that might leave you scratching your head like a puzzled owl. It is said that every page invites the reader to contemplate life’s great uncertainties while standing gingerly on the edge of sanity. It’s a cavalcade of characters, each more eccentrically flawed than the last, tripping over their own existential crises faster than you can say, "Isn’t that a bit too on-the-nose?" You may find yourself pondering questions such as: How many cups of tea does it take to unravel the mysteries of the universe? Is it possible to get lost within one’s own mind without a map? Could the absurdity of existence be improved with a dash of marmalade? Why do the British insist on queuing even when there’s no clear reason to do so? Can one really go “off the map” if the map was never quite right to begin with? As you leaf through the dog-eared pages, you’ll notice hints of social commentary nestled among the absurdities—like a rogue cucumber in a jam sandwich. Wilson doesn’t shy away from probing the awkwardness of human relationships or the labyrinthine complexities of British society, all while maintaining an ironic tone that could make a sardonic cat laugh out loud. This book is an exploration of awkward pauses and misplaced intentions, much like attending a dinner party where no one knows what to say after the butter is passed around. Condition: This particular copy is used, which is rather fitting given the book’s theme of existential confusion. The spine is a tad worn, like the knees of an old pair of trousers, and some pages bear the lightest hint of tea stains—evidence of a reader who likely found solace in the narrative while sipping on a slightly over-brewed cuppa. The cover has that delightful creased quality that speaks to the many hands that have held it, each likely experiencing their own “bit off the map” moments. In a world inundated with polished, airbrushed narratives that promise to deliver life-changing revelations, “A Bit Off the Map” stands out like a mismatched sock at a formal gathering. It’s a reminder that sometimes the best stories are the ones that wander aimlessly, inviting you to get lost alongside them. Grab your compass—or, perhaps, just a nice cup of tea—and prepare to embark on a literary escapade that may leave you questioning the very fabric of reality itself. Whether you’re a seasoned reader of quirky British literature or someone who simply enjoys a good chuckle at the absurdity of life, this book might just find a home on your shelf, nestled snugly between “Books I May or May Not Read” and “How Did I End Up Here?” And remember, this delightful oddity was brought to you by Crappy Old Books, purveyors of literary treasures and second-hand curiosities, ensuring that the delightful chaos of literature remains accessible to all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1230/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-bit-off-the-map-2014-03.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1229 A View From The Bridge by Arthur Miller In the murky waters of literary history, Arthur Miller’s "A View From The Bridge" stands as a slightly soggy, but undeniably iconic, piece of dramatic literature, much like a forgotten umbrella left behind during a particularly British drizzle. First released in 1967 by Penguin, this work is as elusive as an honest politician, and just as likely to incite a debate over the merits of ethics versus self-interest. What do you get when you mix Italian-American immigrants, a crumbling Brooklyn bridge, and the emotional baggage of family ties? Well, you get more than just a rather sharp metaphor about the human condition, that’s for sure. Readers familiar with Miller’s other works might expect a straightforward story about love, betrayal, and economic hardships—yes, the usual suspects of post-war America. However, "A View From The Bridge" is anything but straightforward. Instead, it wades into the choppy waters of obsession and moral conflict, pulling you along like a particularly determined child dragging their parent to see the latest superhero movie. It grapples with themes that are both universal and distinctly American, all while managing to leave you questioning your own life choices, much like an unsolicited existential chat with your local barista. In this play, the bridge serves not just as a physical structure, but as a symbol of aspiration, desperation, and the inevitable collapse that follows unchecked ambition. It’s like attempting to build a flat-pack IKEA shelf without the instructions—sure, you might get there eventually, but you’ll have a few missing screws and a lot of existential dread along the way. The title suggests a vantage point, but the actual view might be more akin to peering through a foggy window at a scene you can’t quite decipher. It’s a bit ironic, really, given that we’re all just trying to get a clearer perspective on life, love, and the choices that lead us here, wherever "here" may be. Let’s not forget the characters, each more complex than a British weather forecast. They twist and turn in their motivations, proving that nothing is ever truly black and white—much like the cover of this slightly battered Penguin edition, which has seen better days but still holds a certain charm. Perhaps you’re drawn to Eddie Carbone’s lurking insecurities, or maybe it’s the magnetic allure of his beautiful niece Catherine that keeps you hooked. The emotional entanglement is as dense as a Yorkshire pudding on a cold Sunday afternoon, and just as satisfying to unpack. If you’re still on the fence, consider this thrilling checklist of potential motivations for picking up this second-hand gem: You have a penchant for tragedies that make you question your life choices. You’re looking for a book that doubles as a conversation starter at your next dinner party. You want to impress your friends with your knowledge of 20th-century American playwrights while maintaining an air of enigmatic sophistication. You’re simply intrigued by the title and want to know what all the fuss is about. You enjoy reading works that might come with a side of existential crises. Condition: This rather well-loved copy has witnessed its fair share of literary debates and perhaps a few tearful readings during particularly reflective moments. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint aroma of dusty bookshelves mingled with a hint of old coffee, and the lingering spirit of a few deep philosophical discussions. It’s the kind of book that has been passed around like a family heirloom that nobody really wants but feels an odd obligation to keep. In the end, "A View From The Bridge" is not just a play; it’s an experience that demands to be wrestled with and pondered over long after the final curtain. If you’re ready to delve into the tangled webs of human relationships, moral ambiguity, and the ultimate question of whether the grass is truly greener on the other side of that metaphorical bridge, then Crappy Old Books has just the ticket for you. Grab it while you can, because this view might not last forever! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1229/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-view-from-the-bridge-all-my-sons.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1228 The Wesker Trilogy by Arnold Wesker This first volume of Wesker’s Collected Plays contains the Wesker Trilogy - ’A trilogy which will act as a monument to its era’ Daily Mail This trilogy of plays was premiered at the Royal Court Theatre in the 60s and concern Wesker’s own background, growing up in a Jewish family in the 30s in the East End of London. ’The action of the trilogy takes place between the middle thirties and the late fifties and has as its background three wars - the Spanish Civil, the Second World, and the Cold. Its purpose is to show the ways in which these huge disturbances impinge on a Jewish working-class household, altering their habits of work and thought, and thus determining the course of their lives. The theme is a vast one and Mr Wesker is splendidly equipped to handle it. Like many Jewish writers, he thinks internationally, yet feels domestically; and it is this combination of attributes that enables him to bring gigantic events and ordinary people into the same sharp focus’ (Kenneth Tynan, Observer) ’A trilogy which will act as a monument to its era’ (Daily Mail)"The passion of Mr Wesker’s theme is matched by the living fire in his writing ...its quality is undiminished by the passing years" Bernard Levin"The theme is a vast one and Mr Wesker is splendidly equipped to handle it. Like many Jewish writers, he thinks internationally, yet feels domestically; and it is this combination of attributes that enables him to bring gigantic events and ordinary people into the same sharp focus Copy 2 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1228/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wesker-trilogy-copy-2.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1227 The Wesker Trilogy by Arnold Wesker This first volume of Wesker’s Collected Plays contains the Wesker Trilogy - ’A trilogy which will act as a monument to its era’ Daily Mail This trilogy of plays was premiered at the Royal Court Theatre in the 60s and concern Wesker’s own background, growing up in a Jewish family in the 30s in the East End of London. ’The action of the trilogy takes place between the middle thirties and the late fifties and has as its background three wars - the Spanish Civil, the Second World, and the Cold. Its purpose is to show the ways in which these huge disturbances impinge on a Jewish working-class household, altering their habits of work and thought, and thus determining the course of their lives. The theme is a vast one and Mr Wesker is splendidly equipped to handle it. Like many Jewish writers, he thinks internationally, yet feels domestically; and it is this combination of attributes that enables him to bring gigantic events and ordinary people into the same sharp focus’ (Kenneth Tynan, Observer) ’A trilogy which will act as a monument to its era’ (Daily Mail)"The passion of Mr Wesker’s theme is matched by the living fire in his writing ...its quality is undiminished by the passing years" Bernard Levin"The theme is a vast one and Mr Wesker is splendidly equipped to handle it. Like many Jewish writers, he thinks internationally, yet feels domestically; and it is this combination of attributes that enables him to bring gigantic events and ordinary people into the same sharp focus Copy 1 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1227/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-wesker-trilogy-copy-1.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1226 Luther by John Osborne Ah, "Luther" by John Osborne—perhaps the most misunderstood anti-hero in literature since every character in a soap opera decided that emotional dysfunction was a personality trait. Published in 1961 by Faber & Faber, this work is not merely a play but an elaborate tapestry of social upheaval, existential angst, and the kind of moral dilemmas that would make even a seasoned philosopher reach for a stiff drink. And who wouldn’t? After all, tackling the life of Martin Luther, the man, the myth, the Reformation sensation, is no casual afternoon pastime. No tea and biscuits here; this is more of a “pass the port and discuss theology” affair. Set against a backdrop of deeply entrenched religious dogma, "Luther" invites readers to witness the melodrama of one man’s defiance against the establishment. But hold on to your hats, folks! This isn’t just another historical drama where the hero wears tights and a ruffled collar. Osborne’s version presents a character so layered and complex, he could give an onion a run for its money. With his profound thoughts on faith, corruption, and the occasional existential crisis, Luther’s internal dialogue is akin to listening to a particularly heated debate in a pub where everyone has forgotten the original topic. As you flip through these pages, expect to encounter a cornucopia of themes so rich and varied that you might just need a thesaurus to keep up. Is it an exploration of faith? A critique of societal norms? A slow-motion train wreck waiting to happen? Why not all three, served with a side of existential dread and a sprinkle of irony? Osborne clearly had a flair for the dramatic, and he doesn’t shy away from letting Luther’s heart bleed onto the page—think of it as a historical re-enactment, but with more angst and fewer costumes. Of course, you might wonder what sets this edition apart from the thousands of others haphazardly stacked at your local charity shop. The answer lies in its “previously loved” condition, which adds an air of authenticity that can only come from having survived multiple readings, questionable coffee stains, and perhaps a pet cat who fancied using it as a makeshift scratching post. There’s nothing quite like the scent of aged paper mingling with the faint trace of a long-forgotten reader’s cologne to evoke a sense of literary nostalgia. Now, let’s delve into the nitty-gritty of what awaits you in this delightful tome. Here’s a quick rundown of the features that you might find surprisingly intriguing: Endless existential musings that might inspire you to take a long, hard look in the mirror. Quotes that sound far better at 2 AM when you’re questioning all your life choices. Footnotes that could probably fill another book—if only they weren’t so annoyingly footnoted. A character who might just make you feel better about your own life’s messiness. More theological debates than you can shake a stick at—perfect for your next dinner party. Condition: Gently used, with the kind of charm that only comes from being well-loved but slightly battered. Expect a few dog-eared pages, some underlined passages that might inspire you, and the faint aroma of mystery lingering in the margins. This book shows signs of having been picked up, put down, and possibly thrown across a room in a fit of frustration, which only adds to its allure. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of history intertwined with a hint of chaos. So, if you’re ready to grapple with the weighty issues of faith and rebellion while enjoying a good dose of Osborne’s sardonic wit, look no further than "Luther." This is not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a philosophical conundrum, and, in true Crappy Old Books fashion, a delightful find for those who appreciate the beauty of second-hand literary treasures. Grab your copy today and prepare to engage in some serious soul-searching—or at least some entertaining mental gymnastics. There are 2 copies of this. This is copy 2. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1226/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/luther-copy-2.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber & Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1225 Luther by John Osborne In a world where every literary creation seems to be a shiny, new gadget designed to lure you into a whirlpool of plot twists and emotional turmoil, John Osborne’s 1961 masterwork, "Luther," appears like a slightly rusted bicycle in a sea of gleaming sports cars. Published by Faber & Faber, this tome invites you to cycle through the turbulent inner landscape of its titular character, Martin Luther—no, not the civil rights hero, but rather the chap who dared to nail some rather serious complaints to a church door, thus causing a bit of a kerfuffle in his day. This book, gracefully teetering on the edge of drama and historical inquiry, has all the makings of a rather stirring stroll through the complexities of faith and rebellion. Picture yourself seated in a dusty old library, surrounded by the scent of ancient books and a slightly suspicious cat eyeing your every move. You might just find yourself nodding along as Osborne navigates the choppy waters of religious dissent, existential angst, and the occasional existential crisis, all while giving a subtle wink to the absurdities of human nature. If you’re pondering what to expect, allow your imagination to run wild with the possibilities. Is it a scholarly treatise? A theatrical script? A recipe for ecclesiastical soufflé? The truth is, Osborne’s "Luther" is what happens when you mix a bit of historical drama with a generous dose of British wit, creating a concoction that’s as unconventional as it is thought-provoking. You’ll likely find yourself laughing inappropriately during moments that demand solemnity and scratching your head at the philosophical dilemmas that unfurl like a particularly complex origami project. As the pages turn, you might encounter a delightful collection of eccentricities, including: Philosophical musings that could make a statue weep. A cast of characters who seem to have wandered in from a different, less serious play. Plausibly anachronistic discussions about whether Luther would have preferred tea or coffee. Subtle jabs at the bureaucracy of both the church and, dare we say, life itself. Occasional moments where you might wonder if Osborne himself was having a laugh with the reader (spoiler: he probably was). Now, let’s not skirt around the elephant in the room: the book is used. But wait! Don’t flee yet! Condition: This particular edition may boast a few creases, dog-eared pages, and possibly the faint scent of someone’s lunch from a decade ago. It has clearly been loved, or at least, fondled in a vaguely affectionate manner. The spine may not be as stiff as it once was, but like Martin Luther himself, it has weathered the storms of time with admirable resilience. So why should you bring "Luther" into your collection? Because amid the glossy covers and vapid bestsellers, this book stands as a quirky antidote, a delightful reminder that literature doesn’t always need to sparkle to be of value. In the grand theatre of life, it may not always take center stage, but it certainly has a supporting role that’s worth investigating. Plus, it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, a purveyor of literary relics, which means you’re not just buying a book; you’re investing in history, eccentricity, and a slightly off-kilter adventure. Embrace the randomness of existence, and let "Luther" be your companion as you ponder the great questions of life, the universe, and the occasional cup of tea. After all, who says history can’t be a bit of a romp? Grab it, dust it off, and prepare to lose yourself in the absurdity of the human condition. Just remember to keep a handkerchief handy; you never know when you’ll need to dab your eyes or wipe away a few crumbs from that lunchtime sandwich. There are 2 copies of this. This is copy 1. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1225/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/luther-copy-1.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber & Faber no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1223 Hamlet by William Shakespeare Hamlet - The Warwick Shakespeare The play. This is completly different book to the other one that is exactly the same. This one has a sticker in the front that is a library thing with the title Wilsons Grammar School Form L6. It was on loan to A Evans on 18-56. Is that a date? This is a fantastic play for reading in the park in the summer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1223/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hamlet-copy-2.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackie & Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1222 Hamlet by William Shakespeare Ah, the eternal tragedy of Prince Hamlet, the moody teenager of the Elizabethan stage! This splendidly battered edition, published by the illustrious Blackie & Son in 1959, is a testament to the passage of time and the enduring appeal of indecision, melancholy, and the general malaise of youth. One can only assume the publisher thought, “What a great time to release a complex play about existential dread!” Perhaps they had just run out of ideas for easy reading material. This particular version carries the weight of history on its pages, not unlike Hamlet himself, who spends a considerable amount of time contemplating life, death, and whether it’s worth getting out of bed—or the throne, as it were. The book even looks as if it has been through the rigours of a Danish court, with its wear and tear indicative of its many readings, discussions, and perhaps a few unintended coffee stains that serve as modern-day annotations of its enduring themes. If you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to wrestle with the concept of mortality while sipping a lukewarm Earl Grey, look no further! What’s truly charming about this edition is the absence of an ISBN. Was it a protest against the modern age? A bold statement about the fragility of identity in our consumerist society? Or perhaps just a printing oversight? Whatever the reason, it adds an air of mystique, leaving readers to ponder whether this is a truly unique edition or just one of many other worn copies cluttering up second-hand shops across the land. As you leaf through the musty pages, you’ll encounter such iconic lines as “To be or not to be,” which has somehow become the go-to phrase for every confused soul in the universe. You may find yourself pausing to appreciate the irony that, despite Hamlet’s incessant ruminations, this book seems to keep itself in a constant state of existential crisis as well. Perhaps it’s the perfect reading material for anyone who’s ever thought about their life choices whilst staring blankly into the fridge at midnight. If you’re looking for a light romp through the world of Shakespeare, you might want to reconsider. This tome is not for the faint-hearted or those who shy away from melodrama and soliloquies. Instead, expect your thoughts to be consumed by themes of betrayal, madness, and the occasional ghostly apparition. It’s a veritable buffet of existential angst, served cold and slightly off-putting, much like leftover fish and chips after a long night out. In case you’re wondering what you’ll actually get from this used treasure, here’s a quick checklist of potential benefits: A hefty dose of Shakespearean philosophy to ponder during your next awkward dinner party Some vintage vibes that could spark insightful conversations about the ’60s and their impact on theatre Potentially valuable insights into procrastination, courtesy of a young prince Pages that have absorbed the ambience of countless homes and libraries, each with its own story to tell Perfect for anyone looking to appear well-read, despite the plethora of existential dilemmas Condition: Used, as you might expect from a book that has been around the block a few times. The cover shows signs of wear, with lovingly dog-eared corners and a spine that tells the tale of countless readings—each more dramatic than the last. The pages are invitingly fragile, like Hamlet himself, oscillating between life and death with every turn. A few notes in the margins might provide insight—or simply testimony to someone’s struggle with the text. So here it is, the quintessential Shakespearean experience brought to you by none other than Crappy Old Books, where the classics are both revered and lovingly dishevelled. Perfect for anyone who wants to confront their own inner turmoil through the lens of an indecisive prince. After all, if you can’t relate to Hamlet, can you really call yourself human? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1222/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hamlet-copy-1.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackie & Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1221 Henry IV Part Two by William Shakespeare Ah, behold the majestic tome that is "Henry IV Part Two," a literary artifact that somehow survived the relentless march of time, defying the odds and the sentiments of countless readers. This particular edition, published by the venerable Blackie & Son in the 1940s—an era best known for its rationing and existential angst—finds itself nestled comfortably in the murky waters of second-hand literature, a perfect embodiment of Shakespeare’s timeless exploration of power, identity, and the age-old struggle of wearing ridiculous hats while attempting to make serious decisions. Shakespeare, that old bard with a penchant for wordplay and moody nobles, penned this play as a sort of sequel to the first act of royal tomfoolery, which involves a dash of rebellion, a sprinkle of familial discord, and a hefty dollop of that age-old British pastime: grumbling about the state of the kingdom. And what better way to witness the saga of King Henry IV’s decline than through the eyes of his merry band of misfits, led by the ever-rotund, ever-charming Sir John Falstaff? A character so delightful that he makes you wonder if perhaps he is the true heir to the throne, or at the very least, the throne’s most gluttonous courtier. As you leaf through the yellowed pages of this particular edition, you might ponder why the book is not adorned with an ISBN. Perhaps it dodged the bureaucracy of the post-war publishing landscape like a nimble jester slipping between the legs of solemn lords. Or maybe it just never got around to the paperwork, preferring instead to don its tattered cover and revel in the attention of those well-versed in the art of thrift. Either way, the absence of an ISBN adds a certain air of mystery, as if it were a clandestine manuscript smuggled out of a bard’s secret lair. Now, let us not forget the true stars of this theatrical romp: the supporting cast of characters. The play is practically bursting at the seams with colourful personalities, from the ambitious Prince Hal, who makes a habit of tossing aside his princely duties like last week’s laundry, to the fuming King Henry, whose royal grievances could fill an entire book—if only he had the patience to write one. And who could overlook the hapless Hotspur, whose overzealous bravado is reminiscent of a young lad attempting to impress his mates by jumping into the deep end of the pool, only to find it frozen over? In this edition, you may encounter marginalia penned by previous readers, eager to share their musings or perhaps lament their own failures at understanding Shakespearean prose. Were they struck by the cleverness of the wordplay? Did they find themselves lost in the tangled web of political machinations? You could spend hours deciphering the scrawled notes, which add a layer of historical intrigue that a pristine copy simply cannot match. After all, what is a classic without a bit of well-intentioned chaos? Condition: This book, while used, is a delightful blend of soft wear and charming imperfections. The cover exhibits the sort of patina that suggests it has been cradled in the arms of many a weary reader, its spine perhaps a tad creased, whispering tales of late-night readings and fervent debates over tea. The pages might be slightly yellowed, which only enhances the authentic experience of immersing oneself in a world where courtiers plot and jesters jest—much like life itself, if you squint just right. So, if you find yourself yearning for a theatrical escapade filled with the high-brow absurdity of royalty and the low-brow shenanigans of tavern life, grab this quirky edition of "Henry IV Part Two." It promises to offer both satire and genuine heart, all while allowing you to impress your friends with your eclectic taste in literature. You never know; you might just find a new favourite character among the roguish revelers. And remember, this gem, as sold by Crappy Old Books, could very well be the perfect conversation starter at your next dinner party—or at least a rather amusing paperweight. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1221/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hentry-iv-part-two-2014-03.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackie & Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1219 Stories Told to The Scamps by CS Woodward In a world where the art of storytelling has been largely overshadowed by the Instagram generation, CS Woodward’s "Stories Told to The Scamps" emerges like a dusty tome from a forgotten attic. Published in 1943 by The Torch Press—an establishment that presumably lit its candles with poetic fervor—this quirky collection invites you to investigate the peculiarities of both narrative and narrative recipients. Who were these scamps, you ask? Perhaps the very scamps who would steal a bite of your biscuit when you weren’t looking, or maybe the ones still at large in the local park with their dubious schemes and unmatched enthusiasm for trouble. Each story unfolds like a well-loved blanket, frayed at the edges yet warm enough to wrap around the shoulders of even the most cynical of readers. You’ll find tales that straddle the line between the profound and the absolutely absurd, illustrating the daily shenanigans of children with imaginations that would make even Lewis Carroll nod in approval. It’s as if Woodward had a direct line to the minds of these mischievous youngsters, capturing their glee, mischief, and the occasional existential crisis brought on by losing a game of hopscotch. Take a moment to ponder the title. "Stories Told to The Scamps" sounds delightfully inclusive, almost as if Woodward was trying to recruit a new generation of mischief-makers for a secret society of storytelling. What was the initiation rite? Did one have to eat a particularly unappealing fruit or perhaps attempt to outsmart a cat? The possibilities are as endless as the mischief these scamps likely got up to. Each story is presented with an earnestness that feels both nostalgic and slightly ironic, as if Woodward knew that the audience reading this was, in fact, much older than the scamps he depicted. This book is not just a collection of whimsical tales; it is a portal into a simpler time—when children roamed the streets unsupervised, dodging the threats of post-war England while concocting grand adventures from the mundane. The language, quintessentially British with a dash of the absurd, is a reminder that life is not always serious business. It’s filled with delightful quirks, unusual characters, and scenarios that make you question the sanity of both the storyteller and the told-to. As you peruse the pages, you might find yourself chuckling in a very British way, perhaps causing your tea to spill. Each illustration, if there are any left, will likely remind you of the slightly off-kilter adventures of your own childhood, or maybe even inspire a few new tales of your own. Whether it’s a band of scamps playing in the neighbor’s garden or plotting elaborate heists involving jam sandwiches, Woodward’s prose captures that ephemeral joy of childhood mischief that we all secretly long to revisit. Condition: This book is used—much like the tales it contains. Its pages may be slightly yellowed, and there’s an endearing stain on page 43 that could be anything from tea to an accidental ink spill. The spine is in decent shape, although it might crack slightly as you open it, as if to say, “Ah, welcome back!” The cover’s wear and tear is a badge of honor, suggesting it has been cherished, scorned, and possibly even used as a makeshift doorstop at some point in its life. It certainly has a story of its own to tell, just like the scamps within. So, if you’re in the market for a whimsical jaunt into the world of youthful exuberance, or are simply looking to impress your friends with obscure literary references at your next gathering—"Stories Told to The Scamps" may just be the peculiar little book you never knew you needed. Rediscover the charm of storytelling in a world that often forgets the importance of a good yarn, and allow Crappy Old Books to be your guide on this delightful literary escapade. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1219/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stories-told-to-the-scamps.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Torch Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1217 The Home University Library by Charles Gore Behold, dear reader, "The Home University Library," a 1929 treasure trove of literary delight that promises to transform your humble abode into a veritable citadel of knowledge—if only you can decipher the arcane scribbles contained within its pages. Authored by the ever-optimistic Charles Gore, this volume is an assurance that academia can indeed coexist with the comfort of your armchair, provided you don’t mind the occasional creak of the floorboards or the sound of your cat judging your life choices. An account of the life and teaching of Jesus of Nazareth in about 50000 words. Published by Thornton Butterworth Ltd, a name that echoes through the annals of bookish history like a mildly annoying relative at family gatherings, this tome may or may not have been a bestseller. It certainly won’t be a household name like “War and Peace,” but who needs that when you can dazzle your friends with obscure trivia no one asked for? Whether you’re a philosophy aficionado or merely someone who uses “titillating” as their go-to word for anything mildly interesting, this book is likely to impress at the next dinner party. Just make sure the guests don’t actually open it. One must wonder, of course, what exactly the “Home University” entails. Is it an elite society of armchair scholars sipping Earl Grey while discussing the metaphysics of biscuits? Or perhaps it is a euphemism for the relentless pursuit of knowledge in the comfort of one’s own home, ideally while wearing pajamas and slippers? The possibilities are as endless as the tangents one could take while trying to decipher the text. A word of caution: don’t expect a straightforward journey through the annals of academia. Gore has a penchant for tangential musings that could lead you down rabbit holes of intellectual discourse and existential dread. The book beckons with a promise steeped in the fragrant aroma of antiquity, yet its pages may well be imbued with the dust of forgotten eras—after all, it’s not just old; it’s used. This book carries the unique scent of a bygone optimism that suggests every home might once have aspired to be a center of learning, even if it now mostly serves as a storage unit for mismatched socks and half-read novels. As you leaf through these yellowing pages, you may find yourself contemplating the meaning of life... or merely wondering why you haven’t yet tossed that expired can of soup. A delightful mix of lofty claims and the mundane realities of home life. Encourages you to ponder why you thought you’d ever have time to read it. Potentially life-altering insights, if you can stay awake long enough. A perfect addition to your shelf of “books I’ll definitely read” that actually exist in the realm of “books I forgot I owned.” Guaranteed to make your home look more scholarly than it actually is. Condition: This gem is used, which means it has character, much like your favourite uncle who insists on telling the same awful joke at every family gathering. The cover may be slightly scuffed, the pages dog-eared, and there’s a very real chance of encountering a mysterious stain, but isn’t that part of the charm? After all, what’s more fascinating than pondering the history of a book’s journey? Who knows what conversations it has overheard or secrets it has witnessed? So, if you’re ready to elevate your home library’s status from “just another room” to “potentially educational space,” then look no further. “The Home University Library” is here to supply you with hours of contemplation and perhaps a touch of confusion, all available at the delightful Crappy Old Books. Remember, every great scholar worth their salt started somewhere—often with a book much like this one, gathering dust and dreams in equal measure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1217/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-home-university-library.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thornton Butterworth Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1216 French - English English - French Dictionary by FF Bovet In a world scrambling for linguistic clarity, it seems only fitting that we present the illustrious French - English English - French Dictionary, a tome that somehow managed to survive the chaotic 1940s, a decade known for its, shall we say, less-than-ideal ambiance. Nine-tenths of a century later, this book resides in our stacks, its pages yellowed and frail yet teeming with the kind of charm that only an old dictionary can muster—like a distinguished gentleman with an air of mystery, who’s been around the block and forgotten more than he remembers. Spine is loose and cover is loose but still useable. Authored by the enigmatic FF Bovet, whose very identity is cloaked in the fog of history, this dictionary promises to bridge the linguistic chasm between two of the world’s most romantic languages. Who knew that the simple act of translating “Bonjour” could lead to such a riveting existential exploration of “Hello”? In the hands of a language enthusiast—or perhaps a curious cat—this dictionary opens up a world where “s’il vous plaît” meets “please” in a delightful tango of confusion and cultural mishaps. Set against the backdrop of a post-war world that was perhaps less inclined toward niceties, this dictionary serves as both a linguistic tool and a time capsule. Flipping through its well-loved pages, you might find the faint scent of pipe tobacco or the ghostly whisper of a long-forgotten tea party where the conversation dipped into the complexities of conjugation. And let’s not forget—you’re not just acquiring a dictionary; you’re purchasing a slice of history that may very well have witnessed the birth of countless misunderstandings between Frenchmen and Englishmen alike. This extraordinary volume promises to be your guide through the whimsical maze of language, offering translations that are as straightforward as a flat tire on a rainy day. It might just inspire you to learn French, or at the very least encourage you to shout “O là là!” at random intervals for maximum pretentiousness. Why settle for conversation when you can indulge in the delightful absurdity of language, right? For those aspiring to impress dinner guests or simply mumble your way through a French café, the dictionary is packed with helpful tidbits that will turn you from a bumbling tourist into a semi-confident, wine-sipping aficionado. Imagine the baffled, yet entertained expressions on the faces of the locals as you confidently butcher their beautiful language. Yes, it’s a surefire way to garner both sympathy and a robust collection of eye-rolls. Condition: This book has seen better days, much like a well-traveled pair of shoes. The cover exhibits signs of wear that only years of love can bestow—think dog-eared pages, a few coffee stains that give it character, and an uncanny ability to elicit nostalgia. The spine has creased like an old man’s brow, yet it still clings to life with the fervor of an unyielding romantic. The pages may be frail, but they hold the promise of countless conversations yet to unfold. In summary, if you’re in the market for a dictionary that doesn’t merely serve as a textbook, but rather as a charming companion for your linguistic odyssey, look no further. The French - English English - French Dictionary is waiting to be plucked from the shelves of Crappy Old Books, where eccentricity meets antiquity, and where the pages of history are as inviting as they are unpredictable. So grab your beret, dust off your best faux-French accent, and prepare to navigate the delightful chaos of language with this vintage companion. Just remember: while it may not always steer you in the right direction, it will undoubtedly enrich your journey with its quirky musings and historical heft. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1216/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/french-english-dictionary-2013-12.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cassell and Company Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1215 Pocket New Testament by The British & Foreign Bible Society Ah, the “Pocket New Testament,” a tome that promises to be your spiritual companion, albeit one so compact it might just fit snugly in your jeans’ back pocket—if you’re not wearing skinny jeans, that is. Hailing from the loins of the British & Foreign Bible Society in the mysterious realm of the 1960s (a decade notoriously known for its questionable fashion choices and unending optimism), this particular edition offers not just scripture but a delightful portal to an era when people were still debating whether bell-bottoms or miniskirts would dominate the sartorial landscape. Spoiler alert: both won! It’s the sort of book that whispers sweetly to your soul while also offering a cheeky middle finger to modern convenience. Forget your glossy, oversized coffee table books; this pocket-sized marvel is for those who take their faith—and perhaps their questionable life choices—on the go. You can now find solace in the words of the New Testament while waiting for the bus, sitting in an overcrowded café, or avoiding eye contact with that overly enthusiastic acquaintance you pretended you hadn’t seen. As you flip through its yellowed, slightly crinkled pages (the result of being carried about and maybe, just maybe, having a coffee spill incident), you’ll find a blend of timeless wisdom and slightly dated phrases that will make you wonder if the translator had a penchant for the erudite yet slightly baffling. Forget the old adage "The pen is mightier than the sword"; this little paperback suggests that perhaps a pocketful of scripture can be just as effective—if not more so—especially in a heated debate about the merits of pineapple on pizza. For those who fancy themselves as modern-day apostles, this book is the perfect starter kit. With no ISBN to trace its exact origins—one might say it’s a biblical mystery waiting to be solved—this New Testament is like a lost episode of a beloved series: it exists, it has a cult following, and yet nobody quite knows how it got here or what is going on with its cover art, which looks like it was designed by a committee of confused art students. If you’re wondering what else you can expect from this pocket-sized adventure, here’s a taste of the perks you can anticipate: Page numbers that may or may not correspond to actual scriptural references. A binding that’s seen better days yet still manages to hold itself together with the tenacity of a dramatic soap opera character. Annotations that look suspiciously like they were scrawled by someone having an existential crisis. A faint whiff of what might be incense or perhaps the aftershave of the last person who owned it. A certain je ne sais quoi that speaks to the soul, or at least to the portion of the soul that enjoys a good rummage through a dusty bookshelf. Condition: Used, of course! It’s been lovingly handled by someone who may have used it as a makeshift coaster, or perhaps as a prop during their attempts at performing impromptu exegesis at parties. The cover is somewhat scuffed, perhaps from being shoved into various bags over the years which, one assumes, were filled with groceries, regret, or at least the occasional biscuit. Expect the inevitable patina of age that adds a certain charm, or at least a conversation starter at your next gathering. So, if you’re on the lookout for a pocket-sized oracle that’s as much a conversation piece as it is a spiritual guide, then this “Pocket New Testament” is just the ticket. With its ironic presence in a world full of high-tech distractions, it stands as a testament to simpler times. Perhaps it’s time to see what wisdom lies within its worn pages—a journey made all the easier by your friends at Crappy Old Books, where the past clings to life amid the chaos of modernity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1215/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-testament-2013-12.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The British & Foreign Bible Society no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1214 YMCA New Testament by YMCA In the grand tradition of self-help literature that preaches more than it practices, we present to you the illustrious "YMCA New Testament," a quaint little volume that has somehow managed to outlast the very concept of time itself since its 1916 debut. Published by the venerable YMCA, this edition is less of a standard holy tome and more of a curious artifact, a cross between a spiritual guide and a motivational pamphlet, harking back to an era when men wore bowler hats and mustaches were considered fashionable. If your quests involve philosophical ruminations or the occasional jog around the block, you’re in for a treat—a book that might just inspire you to, dare we say, run towards enlightenment. This has a loose spine but is in good condition otherwise. In the back it has regimental details for the owner as part of the YMCA War League. One can’t help but wonder what drove the good folks at the YMCA to publish a New Testament. Was there a divine intervention involving a committee meeting? Did someone accidentally misplace a theological manuscript while organizing swimming lessons? Whatever the case, this book is a delightful mishmash of scripture and self-improvement tips, possibly featuring advice on how to avoid your sins while still enjoying a nice swim. It invites readers to ponder not only the moral dilemmas of the time but also the best ways to stretch after a long day of sinning—and swimming! Throughout its pages, you may find unholy comfort in the fact that the YMCA has taken it upon itself to reframe biblical teachings into something more palatable for the average Victorian gentleman trying to reconcile his love for both gospel and gym. Expect to encounter phrases that would make even the most seasoned preacher blush, as well as the odd reference to exercise, social gatherings, and perhaps even a recipe for the perfect church picnic. After all, what’s a little eternal damnation when you’ve got a delightful potluck right around the corner? To add to the delightful absurdity of this book, it comes in the charmingly battered condition typical of many second-hand treasures. Its spine may be a little cracked, the pages slightly yellowed, and the odd food stain might suggest it was perused during lunch breaks at the local Y, where members likely grappling with more than just spiritual fitness. Keep an eye out for enigmatic scribbles in the margins—each one a glimpse into the mind of a reader who may have been pondering the weight of the world or simply doodling a ship in a bottle. Who knows? Perhaps one of them was a future philosopher who later found enlightenment while bench-pressing. The "YMCA New Testament" is organized in a manner that is, shall we say, wonderfully haphazard. Expect chapters that might leap from Good Samaritan tales to discussions on the best ways to keep fit during a biblical drought. The prose dances with an enthusiasm that could only be rivaled by a particularly energetic Sunday service, and reading it is sure to evoke a sense of nostalgia for a time when life was simpler and the greatest moral quandaries involved which horse to bet on at the local racetrack. Condition: You might notice that this volume has seen better days, with dog-eared pages, a cover that resembles something the post-war era would discard, and perhaps the faint scent of mothballs—adding an air of authenticity that can only come from decades of heartfelt use. It has been lovingly thumbed through by generations of earnest seekers and gym enthusiasts alike, each leaving a little bit of their soul (and perhaps a smear of leftover lunch) within its pages. So, if you’re ready to embrace a slice of literary absurdity that manages to combine morality with the occasional suggestion to take a jog, look no further than the "YMCA New Testament." It’s perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh while contemplating the mysteries of existence and the best way to improve one’s water aerobics routine—truly an unusual blend of piety and perspiration. Grab this curious relic from Crappy Old Books, and let the paradoxical journey begin! You might even find yourself daunted by how to appropriately file it next to your other treasured tomes of questionable historical significance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1214/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ymca-new-testament-2013-12.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books YMCA no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1213 Lay Sermons And Parables by Hugh Redwood Ah, the allure of 1934, a year brimming with both tumult and tranquility, when Hugh Redwood decided to compile a collection of Lay Sermons and Parables that surely could have sparked debates at tea parties across the nation—or perhaps just stilled them entirely. One can only imagine the spirited discussions that might have erupted from the pages of this tome, perhaps leading to a rousing game of "Who Can Make the Most Outlandish Interpretation?" between the vicar and the local baker. After all, nothing quite says ’community spirit’ like arguing over the finer points of parables while clutching a scone. In this eclectic volume, Redwood seemingly attempts to tackle the big questions of life, the universe, and everything—with just a sprinkle of irony and a dash of whimsy. It’s as though he’s inviting you to a gathering where everyone is slightly uncomfortable but too polite to leave. Expect a series of musings that might leave you pondering the most profound mysteries of existence or merely questioning why you didn’t stick to a good old-fashioned crossword puzzle instead. Each sermon is a delightful blend of the serious and the absurd, capturing the essence of the times when folks sought guidance from their spiritual leaders yet were simultaneously aware of the absurdity lurking just beneath the surface of everyday life. Is it wisdom, or is it just a string of thoughts that make you chuckle awkwardly at the dinner table? You’ll have to read to find out, but be warned: your dinner guests may never look at you the same way again if you quote any of these gems. What makes this work particularly intriguing is the publisher, Hodder & Stoughton, who, in their infinite wisdom, thought that the world needed more sermons in printed form. One can only speculate what their board meetings must have looked like. “Let’s put Hugh Redwood’s musings in book form,” they might have said, “because what the world really needs right now is more ramblings about morality, preferably without any context!” As you flip through the pages, you might encounter Redwood’s unique take on various parables that may feel slightly off-kilter. Did he really mean to imply that the prodigal son was just having an extended vacation? Or was it a clever metaphor for the ever-elusive quest for Wi-Fi? These are the questions that haunt readers of this book, and they may forever remain unanswered. For those brave souls willing to engage with this literary curiosity, here are a few delightful things you might discover tucked within its pages: A surprisingly contemporary take on ethical dilemmas that could easily be mistaken for a modern self-help book. Footnotes that may or may not lead you down rabbit holes of philosophical absurdity. An unexpected chapter that may or may not discuss the merits of tea versus coffee as a metaphor for life choices. A sense that perhaps life is just one long, winding sermon that never really gets to the point. Hints of Redwood’s dry wit that might just tickle your fancy or prompt a raised eyebrow. Condition: As you might expect from a 1934 publication, this book has seen better days. Its pages are gently yellowed, which adds a certain vintage charm, and there are the occasional smudges—perhaps remnants of the aforementioned tea parties. The cover boasts a patina of wear that tells tales of countless hands flipping through its pages, possibly in search of wisdom or just a good laugh. Ideal for collectors who appreciate the beauty of imperfection, this volume is a true testament to the idea that even literature can have a quirky backstory. So grab your reading glasses, settle in with a cuppa, and prepare for a journey through Hugh Redwood’s mind. Whether you emerge enlightened or merely confused, one thing is for certain: this book will give you plenty to think—or chuckle—about. And remember, you can find this delightful oddity and more at Crappy Old Books, where mediocre literary treasures await your perusal. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1213/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lay-sermons-and-parables-2013-12.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder & Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1212 To-Days Parable by Hugh Redwood In an era when the world was teetering on the edge of modernity—while simultaneously clinging to the musty charms of yesteryears—Hugh Redwood decided that the time was ripe for a good old-fashioned parable. Enter "To-Day’s Parable," a tome that invites readers to ponder life’s absurdities through the lens of Redwood’s distinctive wit and wisdom. Published by Hodder & Stoughton, a house that clearly knew how to toss a jigsaw puzzle into the literary landscape, this book is an invitation to the sort of introspection that might just require a cup of tea and a very stiff upper lip. Much like a cat at a dog show, this work is an oddball amidst the parade of typical literary fare. You might find yourself scratching your head, wondering if Redwood intended to impart serious life lessons or merely to amuse himself with the peculiarities of human nature. The enigmatic publication date adds to the intrigue—1930s? Perhaps it was early morning in the decade, when everyone was still shaking off the cobwebs from the roaring twenties. Or maybe it was a late-night scribble just before the world slipped into the chaos of the Great Depression. Who’s to say? As you flip through the pages, you will encounter timeless truths (or perhaps timeless absurdities) that feel both contemporary and decidedly vintage. Redwood’s prose meanders like a lost tourist through the cobblestone streets of existential thought, often stopping to admire the curious architecture of human folly. Each chapter unfolds with the grace of a swan attempting ballet, leaving readers both entertained and somewhat bewildered. You’ll find that the parables contained within these pages are rich with irony, wrapped in a bow of delightful quirkiness that would make even the most stoic philosopher crack a grin. What can you expect from this literary curio? A delightful smattering of epiphanies, perhaps, with a side of the absurd. Redwood’s use of paradoxes resembles a painter splattering paint on a canvas, hoping something profound emerges. Readers might be treated to whimsical observations on human behavior, social constructs, and the art of miscommunication—although who can say if they’ll be put off by the occasional detour into the realm of the nonsensical? The real question is, are you ready to embrace the unpredictability of life as Redwood interprets it? Whimsical musings on the human condition that might just make you chuckle—at least once. A treasure trove of semi-philosophical anecdotes that could spark dinner table debates. Illustrations of life that make you wonder if Redwood had a crystal ball or was simply very observant. A narrative voice that sounds like it’s been sipping Earl Grey a bit too liberally. Endearing quirks that make you feel as if you’re in on an inside joke, though you may not grasp the punchline. Condition: This book has been lovingly caressed by the hands of time, which means it boasts the classic wear and tear that only a used volume can exhibit. Pages might be dog-eared (or perhaps cat-eared), and there’s a chance you’ll find the occasional coffee stain as if the book itself has been immersed in an intellectual debate over breakfast. But fret not! These imperfections merely add character, making your copy of “To-Day’s Parable” a unique artifact of literary history. In a world inundated with self-help manuals and dry textbooks, Redwood’s playful take on life’s parables is a breath of fresh air—or at least a mildly amusing wheeze. So why not indulge in a bit of absurdity and pick up your copy from Crappy Old Books? After all, sometimes the most enlightening lessons come wrapped in a package that’s seen better days. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1212/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-days-parable-2013-12.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder & Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1211 Unto This Last and Other Essays by John Ruskin Step right up to this peculiar time capsule of thoughts and ponderings from the illustrious John Ruskin, a man whose musings on art, society, and the very fabric of life itself may have been given to the world in 1926, but who’s still managing to baffle and bamboozle us today. Titled "Unto This Last and Other Essays," this book is less a leisurely read and more a philosophical rollercoaster, a veritable deep dive into the rabbit hole of Victorian intellect, complete with all the quirks, flourishes, and the occasional existential crisis one might expect from a gentleman of Ruskin’s stature. As you flip through the pages—carefully, mind you; they’re not as robust as they used to be—you may find yourself wondering if Ruskin was a visionary or merely an articulate curmudgeon. His essays, rife with grandiloquent prose, are the literary equivalent of a high tea: best enjoyed with a scone, but likely to leave you feeling a bit stuffed and confused. Prepare to engage with arguments that may cause you to rethink your entire existence—or at least your thoughts on the role of art in society. Be warned: you might even find yourself contemplating the ethics of capitalism, the value of craftsmanship, and whether or not you actually need that third cup of tea. In this collection, the reader is treated to essays that transcend mere opinion. They are akin to those conversations you have with an eccentric uncle after a pint too many, where every sentence seems to spiral into a new philosophical abyss. One might even argue that Ruskin invented the modern-day rant long before social media made it a daily habit. His words flow like a stream of consciousness, yet resist the urge to settle comfortably into your mind, instead sending you tumbling down a stream of increasingly convoluted thoughts. If you’re someone who enjoys pondering the weighty matters of life—like the moral implications of wealth, the beauty of nature, or why your toast never lands butter-side up—then prepare to be thoroughly entertained (or at least perplexed). Ruskin’s essays cover a range of topics that include: The dichotomy of beauty and utility The perils of modern commerce Craftsmanship versus mass production The role of the artist in society How to craft a proper cup of tea (just kidding, but one can dream) But let’s not forget the era in which this gem was published—a time when intellectualism was a sport, and one could only hope to tackle the absurdities of life with the right blend of artistry and indignation. Ruskin, with his quill and ink, takes on the duties of philosopher, critic, and social commentator, wielding them like a fencing sword, oftentimes with the finesse of a drunken octopus. It’s this delightful chaos that keeps the reader on their toes, never quite sure what rabbit hole they’re being led down next. Condition: This used copy, brought to you by Crappy Old Books, bears the marks of time. The cover, slightly tattered and bespeckled with age, is a testament to its journey through the hands of various literary adventurers. The pages are yellowed, and some edges may be crispier than a bag of stale crisps, but isn’t that just the charm of a well-loved book? There’s something oddly comforting about the creased spine and the faint scent of musty knowledge wafting from the pages, a reminder that great ideas have endured through the ages, even if their physical vessels have not. So whether you’re in the market for a profound discussion on the nature of society or merely wish to entertain your friends with tales of Victorian-era musings, "Unto This Last and Other Essays" is sure to tickle your intellect or at least provide a good conversation starter at your next gathering. Snag this quirky relic from the past today—who knows, you might just find the inspiration to revolutionize your worldview or, at the very least, to enjoy tea a bit more thoughtfully. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1211/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/essays-and-belles-lettres-2013-12.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JM Dent & Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1210 Shorthand Instructor by Pitman Ah, the 1930s! A time of flapper dresses, jazz music, and the quest for the most efficient means of taking notes during interminable lectures on the merits of the three-piece suit. Enter "Shorthand Instructor," a title that suggests more than it delivers, much like the average British summer. This tome, crafted by the esteemed Pitman—who was probably an expert in both shorthand and the obscure art of mixing tea at precisely the right temperature—serves as your guide to a world where "speedwriting" was not merely a skill but a necessity for all budding bureaucrats and gossip-hungry secretaries. Imagine a world where the written word was an Olympic sport. “Shorthand Instructor” is your ticket to mastering the ancient art of note-taking at breakneck speeds. You’ll be able to scribble down your friend’s outrageous tales of their love life before they even finish the sentence. This book promises to turn you into a scribe worthy of Shakespeare’s quill—or at least a diligent employee at the local insurance office. With its glossy, if slightly yellowed pages, it offers not just lessons but a veritable time capsule of office culture on the brink of a digital revolution. One can’t help but wonder about the true origins of this book. Did it spring forth from Pitman’s own fevered dreams of typewriter keys clattering in perfect harmony with the ticking of a clock? Or was it simply a collection of hastily penned notes from meetings that went on for far too long? The delightful irony springs from the notion that while we’re all trying to take notes faster, the world shifted beneath our feet, and today we’re left typing away on keyboards, often with a casual disregard for punctuation! Perhaps the real lesson here is that some things are best left in the past, like the fashion choices of the 1930s. In "Shorthand Instructor," you will discover invaluable techniques that promise to revolutionize the way you record mundane information. Just imagine your friends’ faces as you nonchalantly scribble their interminable monologues in a series of whimsical squiggles, leaving them to wonder if you’ve somehow tapped into the secrets of the universe or just lost your mind completely. But fear not! The pages are filled with clear illustrations, which will surely guide you in your quest to decipher your own messy handwriting later. Do you yearn to impress your colleagues with your newfound prowess while simultaneously confusing them with mysterious shorthand symbols? This book will elevate you to the status of a mystic scribe, someone who can turn mere words into an indecipherable code that even you might struggle to decode later on. But let us not forget the practical side of this undertaking; think of all the time you’ll save when you can secretly record the office gossip while pretending to be busy with something important. As you venture through the pages of this manual, one might ponder what other gems lie hidden within its depths. Truly, it is a treasure trove of knowledge that no one really asked for but will be thankful to have when faced with the impending doom of a corporate meeting. Will you emerge as the office’s shorthand savant, or will you merely end up with a book full of jumbled symbols and dashed hopes? Only time will tell. Condition: Used. This book displays the charming wear and tear indicative of a life well-lived—perhaps it has been dog-eared by eager readers or adorned with the occasional coffee stain that adds character. It’s the kind of used book that tells a story beyond its own pages, whispering tales of the countless fingers that have turned its leaves. The musty aroma of decades past mingles with the ink of the past, creating an olfactory experience that is both nostalgic and slightly alarming. Have you ever wondered where the stray pencil shavings from the 1980s went? Well, it’s possible they’ve taken residence within the confines of this delightful relic. In conclusion, "Shorthand Instructor" is not merely a manual—it is a whimsical journey into a bygone era where note-taking was an art form, and Pitman was the maestro. Will you take the plunge into this curious world, or will you let it languish on the shelf like so many other forgotten tomes? Either way, remember that Crappy Old Books has an extraordinary range of literary delights, each one waiting to be discovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1210/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shorthand-instructor-2013-12.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pitman no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1209 Soll Und Haben by Bollftandige Jusgabe In a world where books are meant to transport readers to exciting new realms, “Soll Und Haben” by Bollftandige Jusgabe is a curious relic of 1936 that dares to question the very act of transportation itself. Published by Berlag Von TH. Knaur Kahf, this intriguing tome invites you to join a literary journey that is as convoluted as the name of its author. With no ISBN to guide you, this book is a true wild card, a literary game of chance that would make even the most ardent bibliophile raise an eyebrow. Imagine a time when social conventions were as rigid as the spine of a well-loved book. This narrative, with its peculiar title that roughly translates to "Should and Have," raises eyebrows and questions in equal measure. It is the kind of book that may leave you pondering your own existence long after you’ve turned the last page—if, of course, you manage to decipher the actual contents, which are rumored to be as clear as a mud puddle after a heavy rain. Was the author trying to make a statement on economic theory or simply playing a game of Scrabble gone awry? Honestly, the jury’s still out on that one. As you leaf through the pages, you might encounter what appears to be a curious blend of philosophical musings and economic discussions that are, quite frankly, more confusing than a cat trying to navigate a room full of laser pointers. Are you meant to take this seriously, or is it just a cheeky commentary on the absurdity of life? The answer, my friend, depends on how much tea you’ve had that day. Either way, you’re in for quite the ride. But wait, there’s more! If you happen to stumble upon a section that seems oddly modern, fret not; it’s just the time-traveling prose of Jusgabe, who may or may not have had a crystal ball to predict the erratic flow of future literature. You might find passages that feel oddly relevant in today’s world, mingling with phrases that sound like they were plucked right out of a Victorian cautionary tale. It’s a bizarre juxtaposition that would make even the most avant-garde writer scratch their head in bewilderment. Condition: This copy of “Soll Und Haben” is gently used, which is to say it has seen better days but still possesses a certain charm that can only be acquired through the passage of time. The cover is a dazzling shade of “what-were-they-thinking,” which may lead you to question your taste as you proudly display it on your shelf. The pages are yellowed, dog-eared, and perhaps even have a few mysterious stains—each one telling a story of its own. Reading it will feel akin to a cherished family heirloom that you’ve secretly always wanted to toss into the recycling bin. As you delve into this literary oddity, prepare yourself for a plethora of perplexing insights that will leave you questioning everything from your bank balance to your choice of footwear. Whether you’re a fan of obscure literature or merely looking to fill your bookcase with something that will spark conversations, “Soll Und Haben” is a must-have. Just don’t be surprised if your friends tilt their heads in confusion when they see it. Ultimately, this book serves as a reminder of the delightful absurdities of life, much like the quirky assortment of titles you’ll find at Crappy Old Books. For those brave enough to embrace the challenge, “Soll Und Haben” is not just a book; it’s an adventure wrapped in yellowing pages, just waiting for someone to set it free from obscurity. Good luck, intrepid reader—you’re going to need it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1209/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/soll-und-haben-2013-12.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berlag Von TH. knaur Kahf no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1208 If Only They Could Talk by James Herriot In a world where pets are often viewed as mere decorative accessories for our Instagram feeds, James Herriot’s "If Only They Could Talk" offers a delightful romp through a time when animals still held court with their own peculiar brand of wisdom. Published in 1975 by Pan, this riveting volume takes readers on a journey through the rolling hills and oft-muddy roads of Yorkshire, where the only thing more eccentric than the locals is the assortment of creatures they tend to. One might expect a book about veterinary adventures to be filled with somber tales of illness and desperation, but Herriot’s prose dances with levity, bringing forth an array of misadventures that could only occur when dealing with four-legged companions. Imagine a world where a cat’s disdain for its owner could be mistaken for an aristocratic lineage, or a stubborn mule could become a philosophical guru with just one stubborn kick. This book is a veritable circus of quirky characters—both human and animal—whose lives intertwine in ways that would leave even the most seasoned soap opera writers scratching their heads in disbelief. Imagine yourself curled up by the fireplace, a cup of tea in hand, and your trusty pet at your side, as you delve into the stories that are as warm and familiar as a well-worn blanket. With each turn of the page, you may find yourself chuckling at Herriot’s droll observations on the absurd intricacies of animal behavior, coupled with the occasional poignant reflection that leaves you pondering the mysteries of the universe—like why your cat chooses to ignore you entirely until you’re in the shower. This book is not just a collection of stories; it’s a masterclass in the art of anthropomorphism. Herriot brings a delightful irony to the lives of his patients and their owners, sharing tales that may make you question who the real stars of each story are. Is it the lovable dog with the unshakeable belief that it can fly, or the elderly farmer who thinks he can still outrun his sheep? This book leaves readers in fits of laughter while subtly reminding them that the heart of veterinary science is as much about understanding the human condition as it is about healing the sickly and the ailing. And let’s not gloss over the colorful cast of humans that populate these stories. Each character is more exaggerated than the last, from the overzealous pet owner who insists on dressing her dog in an elaborate costume for every season, to the curmudgeonly farmer who believes that every ailment can be cured with a good dose of ’old-fashioned common sense’—whatever that means. Herriot’s observations are as sharp as a well-honed scalpel, leaving readers to wonder if he was writing a veterinary manual or an eccentric social commentary. Condition: This particular copy of "If Only They Could Talk" is used, which means it comes with its own character—like your favourite old dog with a few grey hairs but still full of life. Expect a slightly tattered cover, perhaps a few coffee stains from previous readers who were so engrossed that they lost track of their morning routine. The pages have that delightful crinkle of age, adding a certain je ne sais quoi that only a well-loved book can possess. And let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to own a book that’s seen a few adventures of its own? So why not let your curiosity lead you into the oddly comforting world of James Herriot, where the animals might just have something to say if only you could understand their dialect of barks, meows, and the occasional disdainful snort. Perhaps you’ll discover that you, too, can learn a thing or two from these peculiarities that make life just a tad more interesting. And remember, when you’re done, there’s always a spot at Crappy Old Books waiting for your next literary misadventure. In an age where we often forget to listen to the advice of our furry companions, Herriot’s work serves as a delightful reminder that perhaps they have more to say than we think. Grab your copy today, and who knows? You might just find that a little laughter and a lot of love can make all the difference. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1208/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/if-only-they-could-talk-2013-12.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330237833 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1207 It Shouldnt Happen To A Vet by James Herriot In an era where the most daring escapades involved the domestic cat next door contemplating its next nap, James Herriot decided to throw caution (and a few hapless farm animals) to the wind with his riveting exploration of vet life in the 1970s. "It Shouldn’t Happen To A Vet" may evoke images of heroic rescues and heartwarming tales, but don’t let the title fool you. Instead, prepare for a cavalcade of bizarre incidents that would make even the most seasoned animal lover question their career choices. This riveting tome invites you down the winding lanes of Yorkshire, where the landscapes are as unpredictable as the animals they harbor. Picture this: Herriot, armed with nothing more than a stethoscope and an astonishing level of optimism, finds himself knee-deep in a series of unfortunate—and frequently hilarious—predicaments involving everything from obstinate cows to overly affectionate pigs. Consider it a master class in the fine art of veterinary chaos, where every chapter seems to encourage one of two outcomes: either Herriot emerges as a benevolent savior or he ends up knee-deep in muck, contemplating his life choices. One might assume that veterinary medicine, particularly in the quaint countryside, would lend itself to pastoral tranquility. However, Herriot dispels such notions faster than a cat can knock a vase off a shelf. With a keen eye for the absurd, he captures the essence of a profession that is anything but mundane. Expect to be regaled with tales of the most unexpected patients—think a cantankerous dog with a penchant for mischief or an aloof horse that seems to possess the IQ of a particularly slow-witted rock. Spoiler alert: no creature is too small to evade Herriot’s fervent attempts at care. Herriot’s narrative style is akin to a delightful blend of slapstick and poignant reflection—a sort of literary equivalent of a stampede of confused sheep. Readers are gifted with a plethora of characters, both human and animal, each adding their own unique flavor to this chaotic mix. A cast of eccentric farmers and oddly charismatic pets will have you laughing out loud, all while contemplating the deeper existential musings of a vet’s life. What is it, after all, that draws one into a profession where the rewards are often wrapped in chaos and the appreciation frequently lost in translation? Now, perhaps you’re mulling over a few pressing questions: How much disaster can one vet endure? What is the secret behind an animal’s unyielding ability to ruin a perfectly good day? And, most importantly, will Herriot ever learn to read a cow’s mood before attempting an examination? These questions are the very marrow of this book, serving as delightful appetizers before the feast of absurdity that awaits. Condition: Used. This particular copy shows signs of having endured its own set of adventures—frequent page dog-earing from someone trying to find that one particularly amusing episode, a cover that might be more worn than some of the animals featured within, and possibly a stray piece of hay that has inexplicably lodged itself between the pages. Its slightly battered exterior reflects the turbulent journey of the vet himself; it has lived to tell — and tell it does, in its own quirky way. For those willing to jump into the delightful disaster that is rural veterinary life, this book promises to be a howling success—or at the very least, a light-hearted misadventure. So, take a seat, pour yourself a nice cuppa, and prepare for laughter, chaos, and perhaps a twinge of sympathy for the beleaguered vet who reminds us that the absurdity of life is often the best medicine. Snag your copy today at Crappy Old Books, where every purchase comes with the assurance that it might just happen to you—should you choose to become a vet, that is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1207/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/it-shouldnt-happen-to-a-vet-2013-12.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330237826 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1206 A Room Guide To The National Gallery by Michael Levey Step right up, art aficionados and gallery gallivanters, for your opportunity to own a veritable piece of history—or at least a well-thumbed guide to a building that houses more art than you could shake a beret at. "A Room Guide To The National Gallery," penned by the illustrious Michael Levey in 1964, offers a tantalizing glimpse into the hallowed halls of one of Britain’s most celebrated repositories of artistic genius. Presumably crafted while quaffing Earl Grey in a café, Levey’s prose aims to whisk you through the gallery’s many rooms, each a treasure chest of artistic wonders, many of which you might not even know you were missing from your life, if you were even aware they existed at all. Imagine, if you will, a time when the National Gallery was merely a collection of paintings and sculptures, rather than the Instagram backdrop it has become. This guidebook serves as your vintage time capsule, taking you back to an era when visitors didn’t care about the perfect selfie angle but were instead more concerned about whether they could sketch in peace without a tide of tourists. Levey writes with a flourish that can only be described as delightfully old-fashioned—an antidote to our modern, fast-paced existence where art is often reduced to a mere backdrop for social media posts. As you flip through these pages, prepare to be very much informed, or perhaps just mildly entertained, by Levey’s whimsical descriptions. Each room is lovingly detailed, with enough historical insight to make you the most insufferable person at your next dinner party. Forget the small talk about the weather; you’ll be waxing lyrical about the nuances of chiaroscuro while your friends stare blankly, wondering if they should pretend to be interested. Who needs a degree in fine arts when you have this guide clutched in your hands? But wait! There’s more! In addition to the invaluable information on which room houses which masterpiece, Levey deftly intersperses delightful tidbits that may or may not be entirely factual. Will you ever know if the blue of Van Gogh’s Starry Night was inspired by his unfortunate obsession with cheese? Probably not. But isn’t it charming to consider? Every page is a potential rabbit hole, and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where art history collides with curious anecdotes and perhaps even the odd overly dry joke. Did you know that some of the paintings have been known to adjust their colors based on the lighting? Well, neither did Levey, but it’s fun to imagine that the frame of a Turner is just as temperamental as the artists who created it. The book is peppered with diagrams, perhaps intended to guide you through what can be a labyrinthine experience—unless you are one of those people who think they can just use their natural sense of direction to navigate a gallery. You’ll find yourself saying, “Ah yes, Room 34, where the Pre-Raphaelites frolic,” all while trying to remember where you left your coat. (Spoiler: It’s probably near the café, where you’ll eventually find yourself drowning your existential dread in overpriced tea.) Condition: This guide is used, which, in the realm of second-hand books, translates to “well-loved.” Expect a few creases, the occasional coffee stain (one might even say it adds character), and perhaps a few dog-eared pages that whisper tales of art enthusiasts who were once as passionate about the gallery as you are now. Each smudge might lead you on a miniature historical quest of your own, should you choose to imagine it. The spine retains a certain amount of integrity—much like the British monarchy—but don’t expect it to win any awards for flexibility. This book has seen things. Whether you’re a seasoned art lover, an accidental tourist, or just someone looking to impress strangers at parties, you will find that "A Room Guide To The National Gallery" is like that eccentric uncle everyone has: slightly worn, occasionally eccentric, yet undeniably charming. So grab this quirky little guide from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to pretend you know more about art than you really do. After all, it’s about the journey, not the destination—and in this case, the journey can happen from the comfort of your own couch. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1206/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-room-guide-to-the-national-gallery.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books National Gallery no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1205 Erewhon Revisited by Samuel Butler Ah, "Erewhon Revisited"! A delightful romp through the whimsical and utterly nonsensical musings of Samuel Butler, published in 1926 when flappers and jazz were more than just a passing fad. This is not just a book; it’s a well-worn ticket to a land where upside-down thinking reigns supreme and the world is as peculiar as a British summer. If you ever fancied a stroll through a land where machines are considered the enemy and the concept of evolution is reimagined with a dash of tongue-in-cheek wit, then you’ve stumbled upon a curious treasure indeed. In “Erewhon Revisited,” Butler takes us back to the fictitious land of Erewhon (which, fun fact, is ‘nowhere’ spelled backward—oh, the cleverness!). It’s a satirical mirror held up to Victorian society and its many absurdities, reflecting everything from the rise of machines to the skeptical views on morality. Think of it as a Victorian guidebook for the existentially confused, or perhaps an early glimpse into the hipster movement of the 21st century, which seems just as concerned with irony and the absurdity of existence. Butler is not merely recounting an adventure; he’s engaging in a philosophical tango, questioning the very fabric of existence while wearing a rather dapper waistcoat. One cannot help but wonder if he had a crystal ball, predicting a world where technology would both liberate and imprison us. As you flip through the pages, you might feel his prescience tickling your brain like an overzealous cat, demanding your attention while you sip your organic green tea. What’s more, in this revisitation, Butler is not only rehashing old thoughts but also giving them a delightful shake, much like a cocktail mixer at a speakeasy. Expect to encounter reflections on social norms that will make you raise an eyebrow, ponder the absurdity of life, and even crack a smile at the ridiculousness of it all. It’s as if Butler is standing in the corner of your reading nook, winking knowingly at you while you wrestle with the complexities of modern existence. For those who appreciate the art of irony and the subtlety of satire, this book offers an eclectic mix of musings that are as relevant today as they were nearly a century ago. Why else would we still be debating the merits of technology versus humanity? Perhaps we’re all just waiting for Butler’s next revisitation—though we might want to check the ISBN first; that seems to be missing in action. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days, much like its author after a particularly spirited discussion about evolution over a pint. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint aroma of aged paper, and a few annotations that might hint at the previous owner’s existential crises. It carries the weight of time, imbued with the charm of a bygone era, ready to impart its wisdom—or confusion—upon the next curious reader. As you delve into this collection of thought-provoking whimsy, keep in mind that life itself is an absurd little dance, and Butler is here to lead you through it with the grace of a tap-dancing penguin. You may find yourself questioning everything while simultaneously chuckling at the absurdity around you. If that sounds like your cup of tea—or perhaps a rather strong gin—then grab this book and prepare to get lost in a world that’s “nowhere” and everywhere at once. So, why not add a touch of literary quirkiness to your collection? Grab a copy of “Erewhon Revisited” from Crappy Old Books and let Butler’s musings accompany you on your next caffeinated escapade or dull commute. After all, what better way to confront the chaos of the modern world than with a healthy dose of ironic satire from a bygone era? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1205/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/erewhon-revisited-2013-12.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jonathan Cape no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1204 Lost Horizon by James Hilton In an era where the world was still marvelously unencumbered by the incessant clamor of social media notifications and 24-hour news cycles, James Hilton decided to whisk us away to a mystical land known as Shangri-La. But, let’s be honest, if you’re looking for a vacation spot, it’s more likely you’d end up in a damp, overpriced hostel than in a harmonious utopia nestled in the Himalayan mountains. Enter “Lost Horizon,” a 1938 literary expedition crafted by the hands of a man who probably never thought his book would end up in the dusty corner of a second-hand shop, marked down to a price so low it could make a tea shop owner weep. This book is a veritable treasure trove of philosophical musings and allegories wrapped in the delightful packaging of a travel narrative. It’s like watching a travelogue narrated by a slightly tipsy uncle who insists he once backpacked through Tibet but mostly just gets lost in the local pub. Hilton spins a tale that is both jocular and profound, challenging us to ponder the very essence of happiness, peace, and whether or not a lifetime supply of Earl Grey could bring about world peace. Spoiler alert: it probably can’t. Our protagonist, Robert Conway, finds himself at the intersection of adventure and existential dread—taking a detour that would give even the most seasoned globetrotters a case of the vapors. Instead of the much-anticipated journey to some breathtaking locale full of picturesque valleys and charming locals, he winds up in Shangri-La, where everyone is a tad too polite and the tea is always brewing. One does wonder, however, why anyone would want to live forever in a place where it never quite feels like the sun is shining, but perhaps that’s the allure—an endless loop of tranquility with just enough ennui to keep things interesting. Now, if you’re a reader who’s ever wondered what it would be like to escape the hustle and bustle of everyday life, only to find yourself in an oddly serene yet mildly uncomfortable state of suspended animation, then this book is for you. Hilton’s prose has a whimsical quality that might leave you chuckling in bemusement, questioning whether you are indeed reading a serious philosophical treatise or just a posh invitation to an eternal garden party where the canapés have gone stale. This is not just a book; it’s a curious artifact, an exploration of human nature wrapped in the cloak of fantasy. As you flip through the pages, you may wonder if you’ve stumbled upon the world’s first self-help book cleverly disguised as a novel. Who knew that enlightenment could come with a side of irony and a dash of absurdity? As you immerse yourself in the whimsical prose, you’ll encounter a myriad of characters who are as eclectic as the book’s origins. Each one presents a different facet of life, love, and the search for meaning, rather like a family reunion where everyone has brought their own existential crises. The dialogues are dotted with insights that could have easily graced the walls of a hipster café, but instead land between the tattered pages of this vintage tome. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy has seen the corners of time and perhaps a few coffee spills. The cover may be slightly dog-eared, and the pages show signs of wear that scream “I’ve been read, cherished, and maybe even quoted in a half-hearted book club meeting.” You might also discover the occasional note in the margins—a delightful time capsule of previous readers grappling with the weighty queries this narrative presents. So, if you dare step into the labyrinthine thoughts of Hilton and his somewhat peculiar take on lost paradises, do pick up this curious classic. It may not be the enlightening journey you hoped for (or the tropical vacation you were secretly yearning to escape to), but it will definitely provide an enriching experience that will leave you pondering your own personal Shangri-La long after the last page is turned. Who knew that a dusty old book could hold such a quirky mirror to our collective psyche? And if you’re looking for more literary oddities, do not forget to peruse the eclectic collection at Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story of its own—much like the tales contained within! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1204/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lost-horizon-2013-12.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MaCmillan and Co Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1202 Links Und Rechts Der Autobahn by Muller / Linde In the grand tradition of literary enigmas, *Links Und Rechts Der Autobahn* stands as a peculiar testament to the 1960s—a decade that embraced both the birth of psychedelic art and the marvels of the internal combustion engine. Authored by the duo Muller and Linde, whose names evoke the comforting warmth of a German bakery rather than a literary powerhouse, this book is destined to be the crowning jewel of your collection—or your next doorstop, depending on your taste for irony. Imagine a time when the Autobahn was not just a road but a veritable pilgrimage for the adventurous soul, the fast car, and the distant horizon. This volume beckons you to explore the nuances of road culture, juxtaposing the serene landscapes that flank the highways with the roaring engines of human ambition. While the cover may be a tad faded, the insights contained within promise to be as fresh as a pair of 1960s bell-bottoms, albeit a bit more creased around the edges. What lies within the pages is a delightful cocktail of observations that range from the absurd to the utterly mundane. Muller and Linde, with their whimsical musings, seem to invite you to ponder the philosophical implications of a roadside picnic versus the existential dread of that inevitable petrol station stop. Is it a commentary on the human condition or merely a guide to the best snack options available along the Autobahn? The answer is likely lost in translation, much like the book itself. Prepared to be led on an odyssey through the German landscape, this tome offers insights that can only be categorized as uniquely thought-provoking—or confusing, depending on how much caffeine you’ve consumed. Each chapter serves as a detour down memory lane, where the authors dissect the social dynamics of restless drivers, roadside diners, and the occasional rogue cow that seems to have wandered off into the narrative. Is it a metaphor for life’s unpredictable journey? Or just a nostalgic trip along a scenic route? You decide. Of course, let’s not ignore the book’s physical presence. The spine is a tad fragile, making it a prime candidate for a gentle reading experience, preferably while seated in a well-cushioned armchair rather than on a bumpy road trip. And speaking of condition: Condition: Used, with pages that bear the marks of time, and perhaps a hint of what might have once been a snack incident—a testament to the book’s journey through the years. It’s got the charm of well-loved travel literature, complete with dog-eared pages that might lead you to wonder if someone else has already uncovered its secrets. The yellowing paper exudes a certain vintage aroma, not unlike old libraries or that ambiguous smell of nostalgia that fills a second-hand bookstore. It’s as if this book has been waiting patiently for you to come along and rescue it from obscurity. What can you gain from this captivating piece of literary curiosity, one might ask? Fear not! The book gives you a range of benefits, including: Endless conversations that will bewilder and amuse your friends. A unique perspective on road culture that may or may not inspire a spontaneous road trip. The opportunity to impress potential dates with your eclectic taste in literature. A gateway to contemplating the peculiarities of life, love, and petrol stations. The distinct possibility of discovering a new appreciation for the Autobahn, or simply a good excuse to indulge in some German pastries. In summary, *Links Und Rechts Der Autobahn* is the book equivalent of a quirky roadside diner: slightly worn, charmingly eccentric, and full of surprises. Whether you’re a devoted road aficionado or just someone who enjoys the occasional dose of literary absurdity, this title from Crappy Old Books is the perfect addition to your bookshelf. It invites you to revel in the joyous chaos of life—one bizarre observation at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1202/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/links-und-rechts-der-autobahn.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1200 Friedrich Hebbel by Schod Imagine stumbling upon a relic from the mid-19th century, a time when people wore hats that could double as small boats and where the art of letter writing was a grand affair involving quills, inkwells, and an alarming number of handkerchiefs. Enter "Friedrich Hebbel," a literary treasure that beckons readers with the promise of profound insights and the occasional existential crisis, all penned by the enigmatic author known simply as Schod. One can only wonder if this was a literary pseudonym or a clever ruse to confuse scholars for centuries to come. This 1850 publication is a curious artifact, not just for its content but also for its delightful lack of an ISBN. Who needs an International Standard Book Number when you have a name like Schod? This author’s whimsical moniker suggests a certain carefree attitude towards literary fame and perhaps even a sly acknowledgment that the book’s contents might be as unpredictable as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. As you leaf through the pages—carefully, lest you unleash a cloud of dust reminiscent of the Victorian parlours—you may wonder what insights Schod wished to impart. Could it be a treatise on the philosophical musings of Friedrich Hebbel, the German poet and playwright whose works have tantalized and perplexed readers alike? Or perhaps it’s a deeply personal meditation on the struggles of a man with a name that sounds like a sneeze. Either way, the pages are filled with a delightful assortment of what might be considered literary breadcrumbs, leading you on an intellectual scavenger hunt that could either enrich your mind or leave you scratching your head in befuddlement. What’s particularly enchanting about this book is the feeling that it has lived a long and storied life prior to arriving in your hands. One can almost hear the echoes of its past—discussions in dimly lit salons, heated debates over cups of tea, and perhaps even a few clandestine readings under the covers by candlelight. This volume has seen it all, and now it awaits its next chapter in your collection, ready to offer up its curious thoughts to anyone brave enough to engage with its cryptic prose. As you ponder whether Schod was a visionary ahead of his time or merely a playwright trying to make sense of the world, take a moment to appreciate the delightful absurdity that this book represents. It’s a testament to a time when literature had the potential to be both a mirror and a maze—reflecting the collective consciousness of society while simultaneously confounding anyone who dared to delve too deeply. Condition: Used, obviously. This book has seen better days, and probably even better readers. The cover might be worn as if it has endured a small dog’s ongoing fascination with chewing on pages of profound thought, and the spine is bent enough to suggest it has been read more than once, perhaps even in a fit of existential panic. Pages may be yellowed and dog-eared, each crease telling a story of its own—much like the text within. However, let these imperfections not deter you; they only add character, much like the eccentric uncle no one mentions at family gatherings. Owning "Friedrich Hebbel" is not just about the reading; it’s about the experience. It’s about sitting in a comfy chair, perhaps donning a tweed jacket and a pair of reading glasses that make you look ten years wiser. It’s about sipping tea while contemplating the futility of existence, or simply wondering whether Schod ever thought about writing under a different name altogether. Whatever your motivation, this book will undoubtedly make you feel like an enlightened intellectual—or at least an enthusiastic amateur. So, if you’re ready to add a dash of literary whimsy to your collection, forget the shiny new releases. Instead, embrace the quirky charm of "Friedrich Hebbel" and let it rattle around in your brain like an old penny in an empty pocket. After all, it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, where the past is not just preserved, but celebrated in all its wonderfully chaotic glory. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1200/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/friedrich-hebbel-2013-12.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1198 New Escort Owners Workshop Manual by Autobooks Ltd The expertly produced guide to servicing, overhaul and repairs on your Escort. Good for the Ford Escort 1.1, 1.3, 1.6 Popular, L, GL, Sport, Ghia Ford Escort Van 30,45 1975-79 Includes a used Service Check list. (loose) https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1198/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-escort-2013-12.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Autobooks Ltd 9780851479118 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1197 Windsor Castle by Edward Thomas Ah, Windsor Castle, a name that conjures up images of moats, turrets, and possibly even a bevy of overly polite guards who say “Halt!” with far more grace than your average bouncer. Edward Thomas, the author, must have had a jolly good time penning this tome from the 1930s, a decade known for its grand aspirations and occasional radio broadcasts filled with ennui. This particular volume, published by the venerable Blackie & Son, is a delightful nod to the British penchant for history wrapped in a layer of musty paper. With a title so grandiose, one might expect a deep exploration into the lords and ladies of yore, complete with lavish descriptions of royal banquets and gallant knights. However, a quick perusal of this second-hand treasure suggests it might lean more towards the whimsical side of historical analysis, perhaps punctuated with a bit of sarcasm or an unexpected sheep joke. After all, who doesn’t love a good chuckle while pondering the fate of the monarchy? Imagine, if you will, a reader nestled in an armchair, sporting a tweed jacket, sipping tea that is far too hot for human consumption, and trying to discern whether this book is a comprehensive guide to the castle or merely an elaborate ruse to distract from the lack of actual historical prowess within its pages. The ink might be old, the binding might be questionable, but the character—oh, the character!—is worth its weight in crumpets. One does wonder what the author was thinking while crafting this masterpiece. Did he find himself enchanted by the rustic charm of the castle, or was he simply trying to win over the local gentry with words so flowery that they could double as a bouquet? Perhaps he was pondering deep philosophical questions like, “What is the significance of a castle when you can’t even find decent parking?” Condition: This copy of Windsor Castle is used, which is to say it has seen its fair share of reading and, dare we say, neglect. The pages are yellowed, and there’s a certain aroma that can only be described as “vintage book”—a delightful mix of nostalgia and the faint whiff of a bygone era. The spine is a bit creased, making it look as if it has tales to tell of its own, and there may or may not be some friendly, but definitely uninvited, scribbles on the margins, adding to its peculiar charm. As for the content, prepare to be dazzled—or perhaps mildly entertained—by the observations and reflections that Thomas has etched into this paper wonder. Whether it’s a deep dive into the architectural prowess of the castle or a light-hearted jaunt through its gardens, the reader is bound to find something that tickles their fancy. And if you’re still on the fence, consider the following enticing features of this book: Intriguing insights into the daily life at Windsor Castle—because who doesn’t want to know how the royals might have dealt with troublesome pigeons? Richly descriptive passages that may or may not have been influenced by Thomas’s penchant for daydreaming. A history lesson so unique, it could only be found in a second-hand bookshop. A certain je ne sais quoi that comes from the pages being turned by countless curious hands. A lovely cover that could easily serve as a conversation starter at your next dinner party. So why not take a chance on this quirky, possibly ironic exploration of Windsor Castle? It’s not every day you encounter a book that could adorn your shelf while simultaneously providing you with endless topics of discussion—or at the very least, a few decent puns. Pick up your copy today from Crappy Old Books and let Edward Thomas whisk you away into a world where castles are both romantic and absurd, and where even the most mundane historical facts can be spun into gold—or at least a slightly tarnished silver. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1197/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/windsor-castle-2013-12.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blackie & Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1196 The Dad And Dave Stories by Steele Rudd Welcome to the charming and utterly bewildering world of "The Dad And Dave Stories" by Steele Rudd, a tome that promises to whisk you back to an era when the biggest societal crisis was whether to boil the kettle for tea or just wave a biscuit at it. Published in 1981 by Angus & Robertson, this delightful collection of tales is the literary equivalent of a well-loved cardigan—slightly frayed at the edges but imbued with the kind of warmth that only comes from years of experience and the occasional spill of something unidentifiable. As you crack open this book, prepare yourself for a delightful mix of dry wit and rural absurdity that seems to have been plucked straight from the whimsical annals of Australian life. Steele Rudd, a man whose name sounds like a character from a forgotten sitcom, invites you to meet Dad and Dave, two quintessentially Australian blokes whose escapades are as bewildering as they are relatable. Think of them as the quintessential buddies who would rather debate the merits of a good meat pie than engage in any sort of profound existential crisis—which, let’s be honest, seems like a much safer option, particularly when there’s a chance that the local pub is serving dinner. In this collection, you’ll discover tales that meander through the fields of rural Australia, with plotlines that seem to wander as much as the characters themselves. Dad, the archetype of wholesome parenting and questionable wisdom, and Dave, his trusty sidekick, tackle life’s challenges with the kind of logic that only makes sense if you’ve spent too many hours pondering the nature of toast. One can only speculate whether Steele Rudd wrote these stories during a long night of camping or perhaps while attempting to coax a cow into giving milk—either scenario feels equally plausible. While each story stands alone like a quirky statue in a park of oddities, together they form a mosaic of hilarity and mishap. If you’ve ever found yourself in a situation where you thought, “How on Earth did I get here?”, you’ll undoubtedly resonate with the misadventures of these characters. You might even find yourself wondering if perhaps they’re not so different from your own family, minus the accents and possibly the facial hair. But let’s not forget the absurdity that wraps around these narratives like a snug blanket on a chilly Australian evening. Steele Rudd’s storytelling is peppered with the kind of irony that makes you chuckle even as you shake your head in disbelief. Here, the mundane becomes magnificent, and the ridiculous transforms into a riotous romp that leaves you both entertained and mildly confused—much like family gatherings during the holidays. As you traverse through the whimsical tales of Dad and Dave, you may find yourself mulling over the complexities of life, love, and whether it’s acceptable to wear socks with sandals. The book doesn’t promise enlightenment, but it does offer a peculiar comfort that can only be derived from shared absurdities and the realization that life is, indeed, full of hilarious mishaps. Condition: As you meander through the pages of this used copy, you may notice the charming signs of age, such as a slightly dog-eared corner here and a mysterious coffee stain there, each adding character and authenticity to this literary adventure. The pages are yellowed a touch, reminiscent of those family photo albums that throw you into a nostalgia-induced spiral. You might even find a few handwritten notes in the margins—perhaps someone else’s attempts to solve the mysteries of Dad and Dave or just random musings on the best way to brew tea. Either way, it’s part of the journey. So, if you find yourself in need of a good chuckle or simply want to escape into a world where the primary concerns revolve around biscuits and the occasional sheep, "The Dad And Dave Stories" is waiting for you. Snatch it up from Crappy Old Books, and let the absurdity commence—you won’t regret it, and if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story about that too. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1196/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dad-and-dave-stories-2013-12.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Angus & Robertson Publishers 9780207148569 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1195 100 Ways To Use Your Pocket calculator by Len Buckwalter Ah, the 1970s—a time when bell-bottoms reigned supreme, disco was king, and the pocket calculator burst onto the scene like a mathematically inclined superhero. Enter Len Buckwalter’s magnum opus, "100 Ways To Use Your Pocket Calculator"—a title that dances tantalisingly on the line between the practically utilitarian and the utterly absurd. If you’ve ever felt the need to spice up your life with some serious pocket-based numerical wizardry, then Buckwalter’s your man. This book promises to turn your mundane calculator into a Swiss Army knife of surprising applications, and by ’promises,’ we mean it may just lead you down a rabbit hole of bizarre calculations and mundanity-reducing experiments. This delightful volume, published by Fawcett Gold Medal in that glittering, optimistic year of 1975, offers a treasure trove of uses that you never knew you needed—or wanted. From calculating your weekly grocery expenses (or how many cans of beans you can buy with your meager allowance) to perplexingly specific algorithms for predicting the weather based on the number of hats you own, Buckwalter’s insights may leave you questioning if a calculator really is all that it’s cracked up to be. Did you ever consider using your calculator as a conversation starter at dinner parties? No? Well, you will after reading this. What’s more, prepare yourself for an unexpected journey through the mind of a man who believed that pocket calculators could hold the key to a more productive life. Need to impress your friends with your ability to calculate the tip without breaking a sweat? There’s a chapter for that. Want to know how to create a sophisticated budget for your 1970s vinyl collection? Buckwalter’s got you covered. Or perhaps you’re curious about how to determine the best angle to throw a frisbee to maximise distance? (Spoiler: It’s not what you think.) In these pages filled with whimsical calculations and somewhat questionable advice, Buckwalter’s tone oscillates between earnest and delightfully tongue-in-cheek. You might find yourself chuckling at his overly enthusiastic predictions about how pocket calculators would revolutionise daily life, as if they were the next incarnation of sliced bread. The sheer audacity of suggesting that a humble device can elevate your existence is a refreshing reminder of the boundless optimism of the era. Perhaps, in some alternate universe, this book sparked a revolution, and calculators are now the dominant species, enslaving humanity through their insatiable thirst for numbers. The design and layout of the text scream retro, with fonts and illustrations that will take you back to when the biggest fear was the oil crisis, not your online privacy. Each page practically begs you to put down your smartphone and embrace the tactile joy of pressing buttons that make delightful beeping noises. It begs the question: can one really derive joy from a pocket calculator? Perhaps that’s the very existential crisis Buckwalter seeks to address. Condition: This particular copy has seen some action, much like the pocket calculators of yesteryear. It may bear the scars of a life well-lived, featuring a cover that’s slightly dog-eared and a spine that whispers of late-night calculations and unexpected revelations. There might be a few ink marks here and there, likely the remnants of someone’s desperate attempts to outline the most ludicrous methods of using their pocket companion. It’s the kind of used condition that suggests this book has been well-loved—or at least well-thumbed—by someone who dared to dream big with their arithmetic skills. So, if you’re feeling nostalgia for a simpler time when calculators lived in pockets and not in the cloud, or if you simply want to take a trip down the rabbit hole of absurdity, then "100 Ways To Use Your Pocket Calculator" is the perfect companion for your next quirky evening in. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we embrace the beautiful chaos of second-hand literature, this book is sure to leave you chuckling, bemused, and possibly inspired to pull out that dusty calculator and give it a go. Who knows? You might just uncover the secret to the universe—or at least the secret to calculating the number of hours you’ve wasted watching reruns of classic sitcoms. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1195/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/100-ways-to-use-your-pocket-calculator.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Gold medal no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1194 The Passover Plot by Hugh J Schonfield Prepare yourself for a theological thriller that might just make you question your entire Sunday school experience. In a bold twist that could rival your uncle’s most outlandish conspiracy theories at Christmas dinner, Hugh J. Schonfield’s "The Passover Plot" manages to intertwine the sacred and the scandalous, leaving readers wondering if they should laugh, cry, or simply question their life choices in the process. Published in the groovy year of 1965 by the venerable Corgi—known for its snazzy covers and delightful paperbacks that may or may not have existed solely to line the bottom of your grandmother’s handbag—this book is a riveting exploration of the events surrounding that fateful Passover. Schonfield tosses aside the traditional narratives, much like you might toss aside a soggy crumpet, to present an alternative interpretation that has raised a few eyebrows (and probably a few blood pressures) since its release. As you unravel the intricacies of this plot, you might find yourself pondering some very important questions, such as: Was it all a grand theatrical performance gone awry? Did folks in the ancient world employ an elaborate public relations strategy, complete with press releases and a flair for the dramatic? And isn’t it just a tad ironic that the very notion of “plotting” could lead to the most famous plot twist of all time? One can almost hear the collective gasp from the Sunday school teachers. This book is a delightful buffet of ideas, with each chapter serving up a heaping plate of speculation and historical context that may leave you feeling a little dizzy, like you just stepped off a bumpy old bus after a long journey. If you ever thought history was written by the victors, prepare to have your assumptions tossed about like a salad at a particularly enthusiastic garden party. Condition: This second-hand masterpiece has seen better days, sporting the kind of wear and tear that tells tales of its own. The cover, while a touch faded, retains the charm of its mid-century aesthetic, complete with the occasional coffee ring that speaks to its substantial literary journey. Pages may be dog-eared, crumpled, or even exhibit a few mysterious stains—perhaps remnants of a passionate discussion over its controversial theories. It’s a veritable treasure trove of history, nostalgia, and the occasional whiff of mustiness that only enhances its character. As you navigate the pages of "The Passover Plot," don’t forget to keep a sense of humour on hand. It’s a safe bet that you’ll encounter a plethora of ideas that may challenge your worldview, much like trying to convince your mate that pineapple really does belong on pizza. This book is perfect for those who enjoy a good mental tussle, or anyone who secretly harbours a dream of becoming a conspiracy theorist at the next family gathering. So go ahead and indulge your curiosity. Grab a copy of this thought-provoking tome for your own collection or as an eccentric gift for that friend who can’t resist a good debate. After all, if a book can lead to heated discussions that last until the wee hours, isn’t that truly what life is all about? In the age of instant everything, it’s refreshing to have a book that dares to slow you down and make you think. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we embrace the quirkiness of literature that others might overlook. Dive into the absurdity, and remember—history is only as intriguing as the spin we put on it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1194/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-passover-plot-2013-12.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1193 Religious Education Booklet Of Guidance by Nottinghamshire Education Committee Ah, the "Religious Education Booklet Of Guidance," a font of wisdom conjured by the Nottinghamshire Education Committee in 1962! One might wonder whether the title is an earnest invitation to explore the sacred or a cheeky nod to the bureaucratic labyrinth of the day. Perhaps it’s both! This booklet is a veritable relic, a time capsule of the educational ethos of a bygone era, when children were gently nudged towards enlightenment—or at least towards a quiet understanding of the various ways to sit still and listen. Picture, if you will, a classroom in a quaint Nottinghamshire village, where the air is thick with the scent of chalk dust and the hushed whispers of inquisitive minds. Here, the children dutifully flick through these pages, their brow furrowed in concentration as they grapple with profound questions like: "What is the meaning of faith?" and "Is it acceptable to occasionally roll your eyes during a lesson?" The committee’s attempts to instill reverence for religious traditions are surely meant to foster community, though one can only imagine a few mischief-makers turning it into an impromptu game of ’Guess the Prophet.’ This booklet is not just a guide; it’s an invitation to contemplate the complexities of belief in a post-war world. Each page, adorned with a simple yet earnest layout, begs the question: how did we ever think this would hold the attention of the average eleven-year-old? It’s a curious blend of earnest attempts to educate and a hint of nostalgia for a time when the only thing children had to guide them through life’s big questions was the occasional overly dramatic puppet show. As one delves deeper into the pages, expect to encounter a splendid array of topics that might inspire a chuckle or two from modern readers. Does prayer really work? Can you eat sweets on a Sunday? And most importantly, what on earth is a ’collective worship’ session, and why does it sound like something one might accidentally agree to at a particularly uninspired church potluck? But fret not, for this booklet also offers up a delightful assortment of engaging activities designed to transform the sometimes-dreary act of learning into an interactive experience! Such tasks might include: Drawing your interpretation of "Heaven" (spoiler: it’s not just a cloud). Writing a letter to your favourite saint, complete with proper salutations. A comprehensive quiz titled "How Well Do You Know Your Neighbours?" exploring local faith traditions. Constructing a diorama of your ’ideal worship space’ using found objects (think shoeboxes, not cathedrals). Debating whether or not it’s appropriate to use a frisbee during a fellowship meeting. (The answer is no, but that wasn’t always clear.) Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this particular copy bears the marks of its many years, including dog-eared pages, the occasional ink smudge, and perhaps a faint whiff of vintage classroom lunch. It has clearly traveled a journey from dusty desk to the eager hands of a modern reader, with all the charm of a lovingly battered tome that’s been cherished and perhaps even debated over at the kitchen table. If books could talk, this one would definitely have some cheeky anecdotes about its past owners and their often dubious interpretations of its teachings. So, whether you’re a religious scholar, a nostalgic educator, or simply someone looking to add a dash of irony to your bookshelf, the "Religious Education Booklet Of Guidance" is a splendid addition. Snap it up and delight in the delightful contradictions of yesteryear’s educational practices, as presented by the Nottinghamshire Education Committee. Just remember, this isn’t merely a book; it’s a portal to a time when teaching about faith was often as baffling as it was enlightening. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today and prepare for a journey into the whimsical world of religious pedagogy! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1193/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/religious-education-booklet-of-guidance.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Nottinghamshire Education Committee no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1191 Hydraulics And Its Applications by AH Gibson In a world where the average individual struggles to understand their own garden hose, *Hydraulics And Its Applications* emerges as an academic beacon, illuminating the murky waters of fluid mechanics with the fervor of a somewhat damp lighthouse. Authored by AH Gibson in 1957, this tome is not merely a book; it’s a portal to a bygone era when engineers wore tweed jackets and spectacles that magnified their intellectual prowess. Imagine, if you will, a time when "streamline" referred to both water flows and hairstyles, and when the only thing more rigid than hydraulic principles was the social etiquette of the British upper class. Academic book about hydraulics. Includes: Physical Properties of Water Hydrostatics Modes of Motion of a Fluid Bernoullis Theorum Skin friction Pipe Flow Impact of Jets on Fixed Vanes Pressure Turbines and much more. Heavy text book This masterwork from Constable & Company Ltd does not just present hydraulics as a series of dry equations and diagrams. Oh no, dear reader! Gibson imbues these pages with a certain charm that only a post-war British scholar could muster. As you turn these vintage pages, you can almost hear the clattering of tea cups and the distant sound of a cricket match, a backdrop perfectly suited for pondering the pressure of fluids and the gravity of such principles. A text that was once a trusty companion to bespectacled students now serves as a nostalgic artifact, perfect for those who wish to feel a bit more intelligent by association. But what truly sets this work apart is its captivating approach to the applications of hydraulics. Gibson promises to unravel the mysteries of hydraulic systems in ways that might make you second-guess the mechanics behind your local waterworks. You’ll find engaging discussions on topics ranging from the most mundane (the mechanics of a tap) to the downright extravagant (the intricacies of hydraulic cranes), all while fostering a sense of reverence for the engineering marvels of the mid-20th century. As you leaf through this second-hand treasure, expect to encounter a delightful blend of earnest instruction and unintentionally humorous anecdotes. Like a time capsule of a past now obscured by decades of technology and innovation, this book offers a glimpse into the obsessions of a bygone generation—a generation that likely viewed a malfunctioning valve as a personal affront. Gibson’s prose flows with the grace of a well-engineered pipe. His explanations are peppered with delightful diagrams that, while charmingly archaic, will surely leave you scratching your head and wondering if you’ve somehow wandered into a Victorian engineering symposium. This is not just a book; it’s an exploration into the realm of hydraulics where every equation can be visualized as a rather posh dinner party conversation, and every chapter is a chance to impress your friends with obscure knowledge about the Bernoulli principle. Condition: The book is used, and as much as we’d like to claim it’s in mint condition, the pages sport the soft patina of age, with the occasional coffee stain that adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the reading experience. The cover, though slightly tattered, bears the marks of wisdom that only a lifelong dedication to fluid dynamics can achieve. A few marginalia notes offer glimpses into the mind of a young scholar grappling with the complexities of hydraulics, making it feel like a personal conversation with Gibson himself. So, if you’re looking to impress your friends, confound your enemies, or simply gather a collection of books that will baffle your houseguests, look no further. The intellectual delight that is *Hydraulics And Its Applications* awaits you, ready to spill some knowledge, albeit in a rather contained manner. Join the ranks of those who appreciate the vintage charm of second-hand literature as offered by Crappy Old Books, where even the quirkiest titles find a home. Whether you’re an aspiring engineer or merely a curious soul who enjoys pondering the workings of the universe—albeit with a slight disadvantage in hydraulic mechanics—this book is a splendid addition to your shelf. Grab it now before it escapes into the realm of forgotten knowledge, or worse, is used as a doorstop in a library where it does not belong! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1191/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hydraulics-and-its-applications-gibsob-2013-12.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable & Company Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1190 Machine Drawing And Design by W Abbott Welcome to the wonderful world of "Machine Drawing And Design," where geometry and grease meet in a thrilling pas de deux of lines, angles, and eccentricities. Penned by the illustrious W Abbott in an era when typewriters had more character than most current social media influencers, this tome promises to be an enlightening jaunt through the realm of mechanical artistry. It is a celebration of all things angular, a symphony of straight edges, and a love letter to the modest pencil—truly, the unsung hero of engineering. Published in 1962 by the not-so-mythical Blacki & Son, this book comes with all the charm and quirky insights typical of the mid-century design renaissance. With its eye-watering diagrams and diagrams that may or may not lead to actual machines, you might find it hard to separate the future from a fever dream of industrial aspirations. Don your best pair of bifocals and prepare to decipher the cataclysmic relationship between various shapes and sizes. Will you be able to fathom the uncharted territories of engineering aesthetics? Only the brave dare to find out! As you flip through the pages, don’t be surprised if you stumble upon more than a few peculiarities. This book is a veritable treasure trove of industry jargon and arcane theories that may make you question your own sanity—or at the very least, your grasp of basic geometry. Expect to encounter terms so outdated that they could almost serve as a time capsule; the innovative spirit of the 1960s is palpable in every line, and the fervor of mechanical design is practically leaping off the page, attempting, perhaps, to tango with your perception of modernity. In a world increasingly dominated by digital screens and design apps that do the thinking for you, "Machine Drawing And Design" offers an ironic twist: a manual that might make you nostalgic for the very machines it describes. As you venture into its depths, you may find yourself longing for the days when design was an art and not a mere function of algorithms. Can a humble book still inspire genuine creativity, or does it simply serve as a relic of a bygone era, collecting more dust than dreams? But wait! Before you succumb to the allure of surface-level irony, let’s not overlook the true value of this peculiar guide. Within its pages, you’ll find an unexpected delight in engaging with the very fundamentals of design. Sure, the illustrations may resemble a game of connect-the-dots gone awry, but one man’s bizarre scribbles could be another’s spark of genius. This book doesn’t just inform; it challenges you to reconsider your relationship with the world of machines, entrenching you in a love-hate affair with both design and the complexities of sharp angles. Condition: Used, as one might imagine, with a patina of age and an air of authenticity that only second-hand books can provide. Expect to discover the occasional coffee stain that whispers tales of past owners pondering the mysteries of gears and cogs over a warm cup. The spine may be creaked, and the pages slightly yellowed, but this only adds to the charm—a badge of honour for a book that has seen the likes of both inspiration and confusion. It may not sit perfectly on a pristine shelf, but who wants to be that insufferable collector anyway? So, whether you’re an aspiring engineer, a dedicated artist, or simply someone with an affinity for the bizarre and beautiful, "Machine Drawing And Design" beckons you to partake in its peculiar allure. Will you take up the challenge? Will you turn the pages and let history seep into your consciousness like a fine vintage? Or will you merely place it on the shelf and use it as an excellent conversation starter during your next gathering? The choice, dear reader, is entirely yours. In the end, if you’re looking for a book that’s a little quirky, a little ironic, and a whole lot of fascinating, look no further than this delightful offering from Crappy Old Books. Give it a home, and who knows? It may just inspire a new wave of design by the hand of a modern-day Abbott! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1190/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/machine-drawing-and-design-2013-12.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blacki & Son no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1188 Rose Story by terence Brady and Charlotte Bingham Ah, the 1970s: a decade of dubious fashion choices, questionable hairstyles, and literary outcomes that make one ponder the significance of existence. Enter "Rose Story," a peculiar literary concoction by the duo of Terence Brady and Charlotte Bingham, who, one might assume, were either tragically under-caffeinated or excessively whimsical when penning this delightful oddity. Published in 1974 by Sphere, this book stands as a testament to an era when storytelling was as freewheeling as a disco ball spinning at a Saturday night fever. With a title that evokes the delicate fragrance of a blooming rose yet conceals the potential for thorny entanglements, "Rose Story" invites readers into a world where every petal might reveal a startling secret. Is it a romance? A drama? A culinary guide? Perhaps it’s all of the above, wrapped in a curious narrative that could be as sweet as elderflower cordial or as bitter as an oversteeped cup of tea. The authors, clearly not content with the mundane, seem to have concocted a plot that waltzes across genres with all the grace of a tipsy ballerina. In a world where every book promises to transport you to another place and time, "Rose Story" offers a journey through the labyrinthine corridors of human emotion. Expect characters born from the fertile imaginations of two writers who might have confused their thesauruses with their diaries. The narrative unfolds with a gentle yet perplexing touch, leaving readers to wonder if they’ve been invited to a tea party or a masquerade ball. Either way, the chance of encountering eccentric guests is exceedingly high. As you flip through the pages, brace yourself for the unmistakable scent of nostalgia, mingled with that faint whiff of something that could either be charm or complete absurdity. The dialogue crackles with the wit of a 1970s sitcom, occasionally taking sharp turns into the surreal. You might even find yourself pondering profound questions such as: Is this supposed to be humorous or tragic? Does it really matter if the prose is occasionally more tangled than a pair of headphones after a long day in a pocket? Readers will discover that "Rose Story" is not merely a book; it’s an experience—a whimsical tumble down a rabbit hole that somehow leads you to a garden party hosted by Alice’s eccentric relatives. With each turn of the page, you’ll be treated to a delightful array of literary quirks. Will you encounter a character who dramatically exits stage left only to reappear with a parrot on their shoulder? You bet your last teacup! Condition: This particular copy of "Rose Story" is used, a term that here translates to ‘well-loved’ and ‘mysteriously stained.’ The cover showcases the faded glory of a bygone era, complete with the charming creases that suggest it has been clutched tightly during moments of both joy and confusion. The spine, slightly bent and well-worn, tells tales of eager hands flipping through its pages in search of the elusive ’aha!’ moment. Every page bears the marks of a literary pilgrimage, with the occasional annotation that might lead you to ponder the sanity of previous readers. So, if you find yourself in need of a literary adventure that defies categorization and invites you to revel in the unpredictability of language, then look no further. "Rose Story" may provide an hour or two of bemusement as you navigate its twists and turns. Gather your friends, don your best polyester ensembles, and prepare to discuss the merits of such a delightful oddity over cups of lukewarm tea. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book where the storyline is as tangled as the authorial intentions, "Rose Story" may just be your ticket to a literary excursion like no other. Available for your reading pleasure at Crappy Old Books, this title is bound to contribute to your collection of the quirky and the questionable. Grab it before it’s gone—after all, you never know when you might need a little Rose in your life! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1188/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/roses-story-2013-12.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722116661 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1187 Bom Goldnen Uberfluk by Jakob Loewenberg Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to behold the literary marvel known as "Bom Goldnen Uberfluk"! A title that rolls off the tongue like a particularly stubborn piece of caramel, it beckons you into the tumultuous realm of Jakob Loewenberg’s imagination—a place where the ordinary morphs into the extraordinary, and where the only thing more curious than the title itself might just be the contents within. Published in the illustrious year of 1928 by the equally enigmatic Caufend, this book stands as a testament to a time when authors were apparently more interested in creative wordplay than in ensuring their titles actually made sense. Perhaps it’s a playful nod to the absurdity of existence, or maybe it’s just a typographical accident that went uncorrected. Either way, it’s the kind of literary conundrum that sends bibliophiles into a frenzy of speculation, much like the mysterious missing socks that vanish from your washing machine. Loewenberg, whose name sounds like a character from a particularly convoluted Eastern European spy novel, invites you into a world that he must have deemed worth the risk of publishing under such a baffling title. With prose that oscillates between the profound and the perplexing, you are likely to encounter a mélange of themes that might include but are not limited to: existential crises, the futility of human endeavor, or perhaps a surprisingly robust discussion on the merits of pickled herring. The possibilities are dizzyingly endless, much like the choices at a buffet where all the options look suspiciously unappetizing. As you begin to leaf through the pages of this charmingly vintage tome, you might find yourself confronted with characters who embody the essence of an era long past—think of them as moody specters of the late 1920s, complete with bowler hats and a penchant for cryptic musings. They might not know where they’re going, but by Jove, they’ll make it there with a flair that would make even the most seasoned of travel writers nod in bemusement. A plot that could be described as “a little bit of everything and a whole lot of nothing” Characters who seem to have taken the scenic route through life’s existential crises Ponderous reflections on the meaning of life, or at least the meaning of very old bread Footnotes that may or may not illuminate, or simply add to the confusion A writing style that gives modern authors something to aspire to… or to avoid entirely Condition: Used, of course, and brimming with the rich patina of time. The pages are slightly yellowed, which, as any seasoned bibliophile will tell you, adds an air of authenticity—like a fine cheese left to age a bit too long. The cover exhibits signs of wear, possibly from a spirited debate over the book’s merits that lasted well into the night, though it is somehow still intact, defying the laws of physics and common sense. Marginalia may be present, providing a glimpse into the thoughts of previous owners, who may have been just as bewildered as you are. So, will you be the intrepid reader to unravel the mysteries of "Bom Goldnen Uberfluk"? Will you embrace the absurdity and let it wash over you like a wave of lukewarm tea, or will you toss it aside, scratching your head in mild frustration? Either way, this book, sold by Crappy Old Books, is certain to spark the kind of conversation that could either enlighten or bewilder your friends at your next gathering. Grab your copy today and prepare to have your perception of literature both challenged and enriched—if you dare! Book in German. Not sure of date but it has and inscription dated 1928. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1187/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bom-goldnen-uberfluk.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Caufend no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1186 Ende Eines Gommers by Ruth Kriftekat In the shadowy recesses of 1936, where the scent of stale cigarettes mingled with the whispers of impending war, Ruth Kriftekat churned out “Ende Eines Gommers,” a title that tantalizingly dances on the edge of absurdity and profundity. It’s a literary potpourri that defies categorization, much like the fashion choices of its period—a slightly frayed bowler hat paired with a flamboyant cravat. This enigmatic tome invites readers into what can only be described as a kaleidoscopic journey through the whims of a society on the brink. Imagine blending surrealism with a hint of slapstick comedy, all while seated at a rickety café table where the waiter has long since given up on taking your order. The author, whose name sounds suspiciously like a character from an adventure novel, seems to have had a penchant for creating a narrative that feels as though it was born from an over-caffeinated brainstorming session involving a typewriter and an abundance of existential dread. Expect the unexpected as you navigate the pages of “Ende Eines Gommers.” One moment, you might find yourself knee-deep in metaphysical musings about the nature of existence, while the next brings you face-to-face with a parade of rubber ducky philosophers debating the merits of floating versus sinking. Yes, the absurdity is delightfully palpable, and the pages crackle with the energy of an era that was just beginning to unravel. The book’s structure (or delightful lack thereof) mimics a 1930s dance—sometimes a waltz, other times a chaotic jitterbug, as Kriftekat leads you not so much through a conventional plot as through a disjointed series of vignettes that leave you both bemused and intrigued. It’s as if the author took a risk on surrealism, tossed in a dash of social commentary, and concluded that coherence was overrated. You may find yourself pondering the deeper implications of the titular “Gommers,” which might just be a metaphorical fish out of water—or a simple rubber chicken left in the sun too long. The ambiguity is as thick as the fog that blankets London on a dreary Tuesday, inviting you to speculate wildly about what it all means. Perhaps the Gommers represent society’s collective unconscious, or perhaps they are simply an excuse for Kriftekat to indulge her whimsical imagination. Condition: Used, with all the character that only a book of this vintage can possess. Expect dog-eared pages, a rogue coffee stain on chapter four that gives the impression of a deep philosophical discussion gone awry, and the faint scent of nostalgia that clings to the edges like the lingering notes of an old jazz tune. There’s a certain charm in its wear; it’s a testament to the journeys it has undertaken, and the many hands it has slipped through like a mischievous little secret. As you delve into this peculiar piece of literary history, consider it a time capsule from a world that danced on the precipice of change—where every turn of phrase could ignite a revolution or simply leave you scratching your head in bewilderment. And just when you think you’ve grasped the meaning behind it all, Kriftekat throws in a last-minute twist that leaves you muttering, “Well, that was unexpected.” So, if you’re in the market for something that is at once baffling and oddly reflective of the complexities of the human experience, "Ende Eines Gommers" may just be the quirky companion you didn’t know you needed. Adorn your bookshelf with this delightful oddity, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, and prepare to inspire countless conversations—or at least a few raised eyebrows at your next literary gathering. Who knows? You might even stumble upon the meaning of life nestled between the lines, or at the very least, a satisfactory chuckle at the absurdity of it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1186/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/german-001-2013-12.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books unknown no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1184 Giottos Hand by Iain Pears General Bottando of Romes Art theft Squad is in trouble: his theory that a single master criminal, dubbed ’Giotto’, is behind a string of major thefts has aroused the scorn of his arch enemy and rival, the bureaucrat Corrado Argan. He needs a result, and the confession of a dying woman may just provide the vital clue. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1184/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/giottos-hand-iain-pears.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780007767397 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1181 The Black Moth by Georgette Heyer In the dimly lit corridors of early 20th-century literature, where the scent of worn paper mingles with the irony of aristocratic woes, Georgette Heyer’s "The Black Moth" emerges as a dapper anomaly. Originally published in 1921 and given a second life under the discerning eye of Pan Books in 1965, this novel flits between the raunchy realm of adventure and the hallowed halls of genteel society, much like a moth drawn to the flickering flames of a rather ill-advised candle. One can only wonder if the moth in question has a penchant for high tea or simply prefers the thrill of larceny. Set in a time when men wore their mustaches with pride and women wore their social standings like badges of honour, our protagonist seems to embody this spirit, though perhaps with a smidge less decorum. The story, as it unfolds, invites readers to don their fanciest hats and pretend to sip imaginary Earl Grey while navigating the tumultuous waters of intrigue, romance, and the occasional scandal. It is indeed a tapestry woven with escapades that oscillate between the absurd and the charmingly ridiculous: a raucous ball here, a dashing duel there, all punctuated by clever repartee that would put even the sharpest wits to the test. As you meander through the pages, expect to encounter an array of delightful characters who seem to have sprung from a tea-stained Victorian imagination. They are the sort who would likely take umbrage at a mispronounced soufflé yet might find themselves entangled in a plot thicker than the clotted cream served at afternoon tea. Not to mention the villainous types who, with moustaches twirling like the plot itself, are just waiting for their moment to be outwitted, outbidded, or outright ignored. One cannot help but appreciate the audacity of a narrative that revels in its own absurdity. With tales of gallant highwaymen and charming rogues, "The Black Moth" offers an escape into a world where virtue is often overshadowed by the frivolity of fashion and folly. It is as if Heyer is winking at the reader, asking, “Can you believe this nonsense?” And of course, you can, because who wouldn’t want to indulge in a bit of anachronistic charm with a side of drama? In a time when the book trade was still reeling from the aftermath of the Great War and the moral complexities that accompanied it, Heyer’s work stands as a playful nod to the absurdities of the upper crust. The themes of love, loyalty, and betrayal dance about like overzealous party guests who’ve had one too many sherries, imploring you to join their raucous soiree. You’ll find yourself chuckling at the sheer melodrama, as backstabbings become a mere hiccup in the grand theatre of life. Condition: Used, no less, which adds a certain vintage charm to your reading experience. The pages might show signs of wear and tear, perhaps a smudge or a coffee ring that speaks to the vast and often tragic love affair between caffeine and literature. The spine is a little creaky, much like the characters within, and it may leave you wondering just how many hands have turned these pages before yours. It is a book that has lived, and like a well-travelled friend, it comes with its own tales of travels past. So, prepare yourself for a delightful romp through a world where the stakes are high, and the fashion is even higher. Will our dashing hero manage to navigate the tumultuous seas of social propriety while still managing to look rather dapper? You’ll just have to read "The Black Moth" to find out, and perhaps reflect on what it means to be a true gentleman—or lady—in a world so hilariously chaotic. Remember, at Crappy Old Books, we celebrate works like this one that have aged like fine wine, or perhaps more accurately, like a well-aged cheese—intriguing, a tad pungent, but utterly irresistible in the right company. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1181/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-black-moth-georgette-heyer.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1180 Airs Above The Ground by Mary Stewart In the thrilling, slightly dusty pages of Mary Stewart’s *Airs Above The Ground*, we find ourselves whisked away to an era when the term "flying high" could quite literally apply to both horses and the human spirit. Set against the backdrop of a mid-century Continental adventure, you’ll discover that airborne escapades and romantic entanglements often go hand in hand—like gin and tonic, or perhaps a slightly stale biscuit and a lukewarm cup of tea. Picture this: a dashing hero, a touch of intrigue, and a plot that swirls like the autumn leaves on a blustery day in London. But wait! This isn’t your run-of-the-mill flight of fancy. No, dear reader, Mary Stewart has concocted something far more peculiar. You may find yourself questioning the very nature of what it means to "travel"—is it merely about the destination, or does the journey somehow involve an unusually high number of horse-related metaphors? Prepare to be ensnared by Stewart’s knack for vivid imagery and a penchant for dramatic tension that feels almost palpable. Our protagonist, with aspirations higher than a kite on a windy day, soon finds themselves entangled in the sort of misadventures that make you wonder if perhaps they should have just stayed home with a good book instead. Oh, the irony of seeking thrills only to discover that nothing beats the comfort of your own armchair! In a narrative that winks knowingly at the absurdities of life, readers are led through a labyrinth of plot twists that are as tangled as one’s earphones after a long journey. You’ll meet an assortment of characters who might be right at home in a rather eccentric tea shop in the Cotswolds or perhaps lurking behind the curtains of a particularly flamboyant West End theatre. Each figure has their own peculiarities, which only serve to enrich the tapestry of this somewhat chaotic romp through the skies. Condition: This copy of *Airs Above The Ground* is not pristine, nor is it perfect; it carries the patina of its many readers before you, with corners dog-eared like a well-loved pet and the faded smell of nostalgia wafting from its well-worn pages. One could argue that the coffee stains and occasional smudge only serve to enhance the reading experience, adding a certain je ne sais quoi that new books simply lack. Think of it as character rather than wear, a badge of honour for this little treasure unearthed amidst the neglected tomes of Crappy Old Books. As you turn the pages, you may find yourself pondering the essence of adventure itself. Is it found in the lofty heights of a horse’s jump or in the quiet moments of reflection while sipping Earl Grey? Stewart deftly challenges our perceptions, or perhaps she simply had a penchant for the absurd. You’ll never quite know whether to laugh or cry, which is, of course, the hallmark of a truly delightful read. So, if you fancy a book that’s as unpredictable as an uninvited guest at a garden party, *Airs Above The Ground* is your ticket to a bonkers literary escapade. It’s perfect for those who appreciate the whimsical, the ironic, and the occasional existential crisis, all laced together with Stewart’s indelible charm. Just remember to pack your sense of humour and a good supply of tea—because you never know when you might get swept up in a plot twist that leaves you gasping for breath. In conclusion, this quirky offering from Mary Stewart is a delightful reminder that adventure often waits just beyond the door—if only you can muster the courage to step outside and embrace the chaos of life, one horse at a time. Find it here at Crappy Old Books, where the past comes to life, dust bunnies and all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1180/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/airs-above-the-ground-mary-stewart.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1179 The Rough Guide to Classical Music- 100 Essential CDs by Joe Staines Ah, the late 1990s. A time when people thought the internet was just a passing fad and CD players were the epitome of technological advancement! In this glorious era, Joe Staines decided to bless us with “The Rough Guide to Classical Music: 100 Essential CDs,” a tome so audacious that it dares to inform the discerning listener that classical music is more than just the soundtrack to your local elevator. This guide promises to lead you through the grandiose world of strings and symphonies, all while reminding you that listening to Mozart isn’t just for stuffy, bowtie-wearing intellectuals. Within the pages of this impeccable guide, you will find a carefully curated list of 100 essential CDs, painstakingly selected to awaken your inner aristocrat. What’s more, Staines guides you down this musical path with a level of enthusiasm that can only be described as “slightly caffeinated.” Imagine sipping your Earl Grey while contemplating the deep existential meaning of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture” as you try to figure out why your neighbours have chosen that very moment to engage in a spirited debate about the merits of noise-cancelling headphones. This book is not merely a list; it’s an invitation to elevate your taste above the noise of the modern world, where the only “classical” thing most people know is the art of choosing the best playlist for their next dinner party. Staines, with his wry wit, offers incisive commentary on everything from the best recordings of Bach’s Brandenburg Concertos to the dubious merits of the “Greatest Hits” collections that clutter the shelves of less discerning music enthusiasts. If you’ve ever wondered why Handel is considered a baroque superstar, this guide might just illuminate your path—or at least give you enough information to fake your way through a dinner conversation. But let’s not forget the most charming part about this book: the photographs of artists and conductors looking either profoundly serious or utterly bemused. Staines also discusses the art of classical music appreciation, including how to nod sagely whilst pretending you understood the difference between a concerto and a sonata. The book gives ample tips on how to appear knowledgeable, all of which boil down to the time-honoured technique of nodding along and occasionally saying, “Ah, yes, very interesting!” Condition: Used and slightly worn, this book has all the charm of a second-hand record store, complete with the lingering scent of musty wisdom and a hint of nostalgia. The spine may crack with the weight of your newfound knowledge, but the pages remain intact, ready to guide you through your classical journey. It has seen better days, much like your old cassette tapes, but it is still packed with enough pizzazz to make even the most hardened audiophile crack a smile. Perhaps it has accompanied its previous owner through many a Sunday afternoon of baroque bliss, which might explain the slightly dog-eared corners and the mysterious coffee stain on page 47—now the perfect spot for your own personal reflections on Beethoven. As you thumb through the pages, don’t forget to appreciate the irony of a book that presents music in a digital age, where classical masterpieces are but a click away. Here lies an artifact from a time when people actually believed owning CDs was a sign of sophistication. Sure, you might find the list a tad outdated, but isn’t that part of its charm? In a world where playlists are compiled in seconds, there’s something delightfully retro about rifling through a guide like this, pondering what you might add to your collection while simultaneously wondering if you should just download Symphonic No. 5 instead. So, dust off that old CD player, gather your friends, and prepare to dazzle them with your newfound (or rediscovered) knowledge of classical tunes. Let Joe Staines be your guide as you navigate the somewhat labyrinthine world of orchestras and operas, where every disc is a potential new love affair. And remember, for those seeking to indulge in the world of second-hand literary treasures, look no further than Crappy Old Books, your go-to source for slightly worn yet wholly entertaining reads. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1179/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/classical-music-100-wssential-cds.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rough Guides 9781858284897 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1178 Would You Believe It? by Dick Girling, Derek Davies, Rick Sanders Deidre Sanders In a world where the absurd reigns supreme, “Would You Believe It?” by the illustrious collective known as Dick Girling, Derek Davies, and the enigmatic Rick and Deidre Sanders presents a literary conundrum that teeters precariously between brilliance and bafflement. Published in 1974 by Coronet, this tome offers not just stories, but a veritable buffet of the unbelievable, a smorgasbord of scenarios that challenge the very fabric of credibility while simultaneously inviting readers to question their own sanity. Ideal for those who find themselves musing in coffee shops, pondering the nature of reality or perhaps just trying to avoid eye contact with their fellow patrons. The cover art alone, a kaleidoscopic explosion of the 1970s aesthetic, may provoke a sense of déjà vu or, alternatively, a desire to locate the nearest eye bleach. An eclectic assembly of talent, each author’s unique prose style threatens to create an existential tug-of-war within the pages. One can only speculate if this was a planned collaboration or a raucous game of literary chicken gone awry, but one thing is certain: the synergy (or perhaps chaos) of this literary ensemble is something to behold. What can you expect inside this eccentric anthology? A delightful mishmash of tales that are likely to leave you questioning everything from your own life choices to the very nature of storytelling itself. It’s as if the authors gathered in a smoky pub, each tossing back pints and tossing around ideas, ultimately deciding that the more outrageous the better. So, whether you’re in the mood for a tale of a time-traveling postman or a philosophical debate between two cheese enthusiasts, this book promises to deliver it all with a wink and a nod. As you navigate through the pages, prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of absurdity that will have you nodding in disbelief. Will you laugh, cry, or simply stare blankly at the wall while contemplating your existence? The answer lies within, as every page brims with possibilities. Each story is presented with a cheeky irreverence that begs the question: would you believe it? And if you do, what does that say about you? The authors, perhaps in a rare moment of self-reflection, have also included a helpful guide to navigating the “unbelievable” within these pages. Expect to encounter gems of wisdom such as: The art of dramatic pauses, best executed in a crowded room. The unwritten rules of intergalactic etiquette, especially during tea time. How to convince your friends that your pet goldfish is actually an alien spy. The importance of wearing mismatched socks for enhanced storytelling capabilities. The secret life of inanimate objects and how they communicate. Condition: This book has lived a full life, having been well-loved (or perhaps well-tortured) by its previous owners. The spine exhibits signs of wear that suggest it has borne the weight of many a heartfelt discussion on whether or not penguins can fly. Expect the occasional smudge of a hasty snack; crumbs of wisdom, perhaps? While the pages may be yellowing at the edges, they retain a certain charm reminiscent of vintage postcards from a time long past. If you enjoy the smell of nostalgia mingled with a hint of stale coffee, then this is the book for you. In conclusion, “Would You Believe It?” is more than just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a thought provoker, and possibly a key to understanding the mysteries of the universe—or at least a good excuse for avoiding social obligations. Perfect for a rainy day or as a gift for that friend who insists on being “quirky” in every aspect of their life. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where literary treasures are waiting to be discovered, albeit with a certain charm that only time can bestow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1178/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/would-you-believe-it.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340189887 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1177 A Small Book of Grave Humour by Fritz Spiegl Welcome to the curious world of "A Small Book of Grave Humour," where the ancient art of jesting about death meets the 1970s panache of Fritz Spiegl. Published in the year when flared trousers were all the rage and mustaches were a serious commitment, this tome promises to deliver chuckles that may just raise the hairs on the back of your neck. One can only imagine that Spiegl, a man of many talents, decided that the best way to confront mortality was through a series of japes and jests that would make even the most stoic among us crack a smile—or perhaps just raise an eyebrow in bemused disbelief. Picture yourself in a smoky pub, surrounded by the usual crowd of poets, philosophers, and the odd taxidermist, as you read aloud from this whimsical collection. The locals, far too accustomed to discussing the existential dread of life, will likely appreciate the juxtaposition of their morbid musings with Spiegl’s flair for the absurd. Indeed, it’s almost as if he sat down with a pint, a skull, and a typewriter, determined to redefine how we think about that little thing called death. Who said we must take our last breath with a long face? The humor within may not be for the faint-hearted or those who believe in the sanctity of the grave, but for the adventurous reader willing to flirt with the macabre, this book will serve as a delightful companion. It is riddled with quips that would leave even the most reluctant of spirits chuckling from beyond. Imagine a world where graveyards become playgrounds of puns and witty remarks, where headstones double as punchlines, and the afterlife is a stand-up comedy show you didn’t know you needed to attend. As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter a delightful array of subjects that seem to straddle the line between reverence and absurdity. From whimsical epitaphs to morose musings that provoke thought while tickling your funny bone, Spiegl’s clever wit shines through every page. Your coffee table might thank you for the wild conversations it will spark, or it may just groan under the weight of your newfound collection of dark humour. Now, let’s take a moment to consider who might appreciate this peculiar little book. Perhaps you are: A connoisseur of the bizarre, seeking to expand your collection of eccentric literature. A darkly humorous soul who finds levity in the most unlikely of places. A lover of puns, ready to engage in discussions that might make your friends question your sanity. A fan of vintage literature, eager to experience the quirkiness of the 1970s through the lens of death-oriented jests. A brave soul who believes that laughter is indeed the best medicine—even for the dead. Condition: This book is used, and like any good vintage find, it comes with its own character—dog-eared pages, perhaps a whiff of old book smell, and the occasional coffee stain that only adds to its charm. You may even find a few notes scribbled in the margins, which could be the musings of a previous reader who found themselves cracking up over Spiegl’s witty repartee. It’s a time capsule of a book, ready to transport you back to an era where humour was as dry as the dust on the aged pages. In a world where we often take ourselves far too seriously, "A Small Book of Grave Humour" offers a refreshing antidote. It invites you to rethink your approach to mortality, one quip at a time, and to find joy in the absurdity of existence. So why not embrace the inevitable with a laugh? After all, life is a comedy, and death is just the punchline waiting to be delivered. Snag this charming piece of quirky literature from Crappy Old Books and let the dark chuckles begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1177/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-small-book-of-grave-humour.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330028714 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1176 On The House by Simon Hoggart Welcome, dear reader, to the delightfully bewildering world of "On The House" by Simon Hoggart—a book that, judging by its title, could very well serve as either a satirical exploration of the British housing crisis of the early ’80s or a rather underwhelming guide to hosting dinner parties. Whether you’re planning to renovate your flat or simply wish to engage in spirited discussions about the price of tea in China, this tome is sure to provide you with all sorts of bewildering insights that may or may not be relevant to your life. Published by Pan Books in the golden year of 1981, this literary offering blends Hoggart’s wit with a touch of the absurd, as though he had combined a well-worn armchair with a bag of crisps—both comforting and slightly disconcerting. One can’t help but wonder if the title refers to the author’s unsolicited opinions on estate agents or if it’s merely an invitation to gather round the kitchen table, microwave dinner in hand, while discussing whether that chipped mug in the corner is worth saving. As you flip through the pages, expect a myriad of thoughts so tantalizingly unconnected that you might feel like you’ve entered an avant-garde art exhibit—each paragraph more confounding than the last. It’s almost as if the author has issued an invitation to a bizarre game of literary roulette, where every spin reveals yet another curious observation about the state of British housing, which remains as relevant today as a floppy disk in a cloud-computing world. Hoggart’s prose is punctuated with a sardonic flair, reminiscent of a particularly cheeky uncle at a family gathering who insists on holding court with tales of rental horrors while everyone else just wants to eat the soggy quiche. The narrative style has that peculiar charm of a classic British sitcom: dry humour wrapped in layers of irony, leaving you to question what exactly is on the menu tonight—insight or just the remnants of yesterday’s takeout? The book is a kaleidoscope of themes, featuring topics that range from the ups and downs of living on the breadline to the peculiar architecture of your typical British row house. You may find yourself chuckling at Hoggart’s sharp observations about window tax or nodding in solemn agreement as he lyrically laments the fate of your beloved Victorian terrace. One wonders if the author had a crystal ball when penning these passages, as some of his musings resonate eerily with the current state of affairs, albeit with a dash of cheekiness that only the British seem to master. Condition: Used. This book has seen things—possibly even more than you have. It bears the marks of time spent in various nooks and crannies, with dog-eared pages and a cover that might have once been a vibrant blue but now resembles the colour of a faded sky before an impending rainstorm. It comes complete with the pleasant aroma of second-hand wisdom, layered with hints of past readers’ meals and cocktails (if you tilt your head just right). While it may not be in pristine condition, the stories contained within are as intact as the author’s sense of humour, which remains as sharp as ever. In summary, if you’re seeking a book that might just make you feel a little better about your own housing situation or perhaps inspire you to finally tackle that clutter in the spare room, "On The House" could be precisely what you never knew you needed. With Hoggart’s unique take on the quirks of home life, you may find that the real treasure lies not in finding the perfect abode, but in the absurdity of the journey itself. So come, join the ranks of those who embrace the eccentricities of life, and perhaps even add this quirky little volume to your collection. After all, it’s not just a book—it’s a conversation starter, a history lesson, and a disturbingly accurate portrayal of British domesticity, all rolled into one. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing worse than the condition of the books is the state of your flat! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1176/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-the-house-simon-hoggart.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1173 The Skull Beneath The Skin by PD James Strap on your detective hat and prepare for a cerebral jaunt into the murky depths of literary intrigue with P.D. James’ masterwork, “The Skull Beneath The Skin.” Published in 1983 by Sphere—because why bother with the mundane when you can have a publisher named after a geometrical shape?—this novel promises to tickle your brain while simultaneously sending shivers down your spine. Imagine a world where the sinister meets the sophisticated, where dark secrets lurk beneath the polished exteriors of high society. It’s like a fancy dinner party gone horribly wrong—someone’s bound to spill the tea, but only after a few suspicious glances and a carefully executed murder or two. In typical P.D. James fashion, the narrative unfurls like a rather unhelpful origami crane, leaving you to decipher its crinkles and creases as the plot thickens. Perhaps you’ll encounter a whodunit so cleverly disguised that even Agatha Christie would raise an eyebrow. The characters here are a delightful bunch, each one as enigmatic as a cat wearing a monocle. You will find yourself questioning their motives while simultaneously being charmed by their quirks. After all, who doesn’t love an eccentric artist with a penchant for macabre subject matter? It’s the literary equivalent of a cat video: absurd, a bit unsettling, yet utterly irresistible. As you delve deeper into the pages of this used tome, you might ponder the question everyone’s asking: what exactly lies beneath the skin? Is it a profound exploration of the human condition? Or merely a series of plot twists designed to keep you guessing until the last page? Perhaps it’s both—or perhaps it’s a metaphor for why you should never trust a person who has an excessive fondness for skull decorations. Either way, the answer lies somewhere in the pages, probably alongside a few dusty fingerprints and the faint scent of the previous owner’s cologne. Store this book on your shelf, not just as a conversation starter, but as a commitment to never fully understand your fellow humans. Could the skull beneath the skin represent the layers of deception we wear? Or maybe it’s just a clever way to sell more books? It’s all a mystery, much like why anyone would willingly watch reality television. In fact, you might find yourself pondering the deeper meanings in your own life, such as why your toast always lands butter side down or why you can never find matching socks. Like the best literary conundrums, this book is a labyrinth of thought and emotion. You may even find yourself flipping back to previous chapters, desperately trying to connect the dots like a child with a crayon and a coloring book. Will you be successful? Or will you emerge from this literary maze with more questions than answers? You’ll just have to read it to find out, or perhaps you’ll opt for a quick stroll through the local park instead—much simpler, really. Condition: This particular copy has seen its fair share of adventures, boasting the distinctive character only a used book can provide. Expect slightly worn edges, a spine that whispers tales of previous readers, and the faint aroma of nostalgia wafting through its pages. It’s the kind of book that looks as though it could tell stories of its own—if only it could talk. Ideal for those who appreciate the charm of a well-loved book but are not overly concerned with the preservation of pristine dust jackets. In summary, “The Skull Beneath The Skin” is a delightful reminder that in the world of crime fiction, nothing is ever as it seems—much like the worn copies of literary treasures found at Crappy Old Books. Get your hands on a copy of this quirky classic and prepare for a reading experience that may leave you questioning not just the plot, but the very fabric of your reality. Or, you know, just enjoy it for the pleasure of a good mystery. Either way, it’s bound to be an adventure of sorts—one that involves a skull, some skin, and perhaps a dash of existential dread. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1173/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-skull-beneath-the-skin-pdjames.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722151884 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1172 Black Beauty by Anna Sewell Black Beauty with illustations. Binding very loose but useable. In back inside cover the cryptic message "i want to go out plese" is written. Nice old book but the spine could do with glueing up or something like that. Estimated age maybe 1930’s? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1172/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/black-beauty-2013-10-26.jpg 20.23 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Clear Type Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1171 Shroud For A Nightingale by PD James Step right up, dear reader, and prepare yourself for an enchanting journey into the world of “Shroud For A Nightingale,” a title that could either evoke images of a serene woodland glade or a rather unsettling encounter with a ghostly avian companion. Written in 1973 by the distinguished PD James, who has been known to weave webs of intrigue thicker than a London fog, this tome invites you to ponder the delicate balance of life and death—preferably over a cup of lukewarm tea and a biscuit that may or may not have expired in 2012. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering the significance of a title that hints at both elegance and mortality. What does a shroud draped over a nightingale even look like? Is it a metaphor for the fleeting nature of beauty, or merely a practical choice in the realm of avian fashion? Let your imagination run wild, for in James’s world, nothing is ever quite as it seems. Add a sprinkle of murder, a dash of mystery, and a character or two who may or may not be hiding more than just their true intentions, and you have yourself a classic PD James concoction! Picture yourself in a quaint yet morbidly curious English setting, where the local inhabitants are as suspicious as they are charming. Join a cast of characters that may include a brooding detective, an eccentric nurse, and perhaps a few cryptic notes passed in the dark corners of a dimly lit library. Each page is a riddle wrapped in an enigma, served with a side of British wit that is sharper than a butler’s knife. Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to unravel the mystery while trying to resist the impulse to shout, “Who done it?” at the nearest unsuspecting bystander. But fret not! The plot will likely twist and turn more than a hedgehog in a tumble dryer. As you meander through the pages, you can expect a delightful sampling of British culture interspersed with enough red herrings to make your fishmonger weep with joy. The narrative flows like a fine claret, rich and full-bodied, but one must also be prepared for the occasional corked chapter that leaves a strange aftertaste. Now, let’s talk about the subtle joys of the prose itself. James’s writing is akin to a perfectly brewed cup of Earl Grey—comforting yet oddly invigorating. You’ll find yourself chuckling at the dry humor and wondering how she manages to make even the most macabre events sound almost pleasant. The narrative dances delicately between the pages, inviting you to linger longer than you might have intended, like a guest at a party who has overstayed their welcome but simply cannot tear themselves away from the interesting conversations by the punch bowl. Condition: This particular copy of “Shroud For A Nightingale” is classified as “used,” which means it possesses a certain charm akin to your favorite old cardigan—slightly frayed around the edges but bursting with character. Expect dog-eared corners, the occasional coffee stain that adds to its mystique, and perhaps a few underlined passages that suggest previous readers were just as captivated as you’re bound to be. The spine may be a tad creaky, much like the joints of a seasoned detective who has seen too many late nights, but fear not; it remains entirely intact, ready to accompany you on this literary adventure. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that marries intrigue with quirkiness, look no further than PD James’s “Shroud For A Nightingale.” It promises to deliver an experience as unique as a British summer’s day—unpredictable, often delightful, and occasionally damp. So grab your magnifying glass, put on your detective hat, and prepare to immerse yourself in the delightful oddities of the human condition, all available at Crappy Old Books, where every page turned is a new adventure waiting to unfold. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1171/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/shroud-for-a-nightingale-sphere.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere 9780722149683 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1164 Powder And Patch by Georgette Heyer In an age where powdered wigs and elaborate patches were not just fashion statements but essential components of one’s identity, Georgette Heyer’s "Powder And Patch" emerges as a delightful relic of whimsy and irony. Set against a backdrop of romance and social posturing, this novel invites readers to witness the extravagant ballet of Regency society, where love is as fickle as a gentleman’s neckcloth and as intricate as a lady’s lace. But do not be fooled—this isn’t merely a frothy tale of courtship; it’s a wry commentary on the absurdity of appearances, where the characters engage in a spirited competition to outwit both their hearts and their wardrobes. Once upon a time, when one’s worth was often measured by the ability to drape a patch just so—preferably in a shade that would complement one’s complexion—Heyer grants us a peek into this world of sartorial splendor. Our protagonist, a dashing young man with more ambition than sense (and perhaps a little too much hair product), finds himself tangled in a web of societal expectations and romantic entanglements that would make even the most astute fashionista raise an eyebrow. Dare I say, it’s a tale where ’powder’ might just refer to more than just the makeup applied with a light hand. Readers will find themselves delightfully perplexed by the book’s curious intersections between fashion and romance. As characters engage in the grand sport of ’who wore it better?’, you might wonder if the real contest is for love or the crown of ’Best Dressed at the Ball.’ Expect scandalous ballrooms, whispered gossip, and an examination of the oft-unspoken rules of romance that govern the universe of powdered wigs and embroidered cuffs. Will our hero learn that true charm lies not in the gloss of his facade but in the depths of his heart? Spoiler alert: the answer may or may not be hidden beneath layers of silk and a particularly dandy waistcoat. Come for the snappy dialogue, stay for the satirical undertones that make you question your own wardrobe choices. After all, who among us hasn’t experienced a moment in front of the mirror, pondering whether the right shade of rouge could make all the difference? By the time you reach the final page, you might find yourself questioning your own patch (or lack thereof) and what it says about you. In a world so focused on the external, Heyer challenges us to consider what really lies beneath the surface—quite literally, in some cases. As you traverse the pages of this delightful text, prepare for a vibrant cast of characters, each crafted with such precision that they may just leap off the page and into your life, demanding your attention in a way only Regency-era gentlemen and ladies can. They come equipped with quirks, foibles, and an affinity for the occasional bon mot that would make Oscar Wilde nod in approval. From the dashing, brooding leads to the comically misguided side characters, each one adds a layer of intrigue to the social tapestry that Heyer weaves with masterful flair. Condition: This particular copy of "Powder And Patch" has seen more adventures than the average thrill-seeker. With dog-eared pages and the faint scent of antiquity, it possesses the charm of a well-loved book that has been cradled in the hands of countless readers. Expect a few blemishes and the occasional ink smudge, but isn’t that just part of the allure? After all, who wouldn’t want a book that’s lived a life as rich and varied as its storyline? So, if you’re ready to wade through a world of powder and patch, where romance is as fashionably fraught as a Regency ball, then seize this opportunity to add a little Heyer to your shelf! Remember, life is far too short to wear boring outfits or read uninspired literature. Grab this one from Crappy Old Books and elevate your reading experience—if only to ensure that everyone knows you’re in the know about the ever-elusive art of love and fashion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1164/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/powder-and-patch-goerge-heyter.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330020633 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1163 Turkish Gambit by Boris Akunin Have you ever found yourself wandering the winding streets of literary intrigue, only to stumble upon a peculiar tome titled "Turkish Gambit"? If the answer is yes, congratulations! You’ve just unearthed a relic from the mind of Boris Akunin, a master of the historical detective genre, who takes you on a whimsical ride through a world where espionage and wit collide like two clumsy lovers at a masked ball. Perhaps you ponder whether this book is a thrilling adventure or a recipe for a delightful Turkish delight. Spoiler alert: it’s neither, but it might just leave you with an insatiable craving for both. In this 2005 offering from Phoenix Press, Akunin brings to life a rich tapestry of characters — from dashing heroes with moustaches that could rival any Victorian gentleman, to dastardly villains that could give the Ottoman Empire a run for its money. You’ll find yourself swept up in a fog of 19th-century intrigue, where the stakes are as high as that one uncle’s bets at the family poker night that you pray he won’t hold again this Christmas. Set against a backdrop of political maneuvering and strategic mischief, "Turkish Gambit" is not just a book; it’s a veritable chess match between minds as sharp as a well-honed scimitar. The plot twists and turns like a pretzel in a game of Twister, leaving you wondering if you’ve landed on blue or gone completely off the board. If you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to play a game of chess with an octopus, this book is your ideal substitute. But don’t be fooled! Beneath the layers of dense prose lies a deeper mystery, much like an onion that also happens to be wearing a top hat. Akunin’s narrative style straddles the line between the absurd and the sublime, with witty banter that is sure to leave you smirking at the absurdity of it all. If the characters were any quirkier, you might start to suspect they had been dropped from a circus tent rather than crafted from the mind of a serious author. As you turn the pages, you’ll encounter a plot so labyrinthine you may need a map (which, let’s be honest, you probably won’t find in your local library). There are moments of high drama, low comedy, and everything in between, all wrapped in a package that could easily double as a coffee table conversation starter. After all, who wouldn’t want to discuss the merits of a book that could only be described as an enigma wrapped in a riddle, encased in a pastry? Condition: Used, yet still holding the charm of a second-hand book that has been passed around like the family gossip. It bears the marks of time, with dog-eared pages and an occasional coffee stain that tells stories of its previous readers’ late-night musings. This book may have seen better days, but like a seasoned spy, it wears its scars with pride. After all, a little wear and tear adds to its character, much like a well-loved sweater or a vintage suitcase that’s seen too many airport security checks. So, whether you’re a seasoned fan of Boris Akunin or merely someone with a penchant for odd literary adventures, "Turkish Gambit" is a curious choice for your bookshelf. It is perfect for those who enjoy puzzling narratives that tease the intellect while tickling the funny bone. It may not be the most conventional read, but then again, if you wanted that, you’d be browsing through a self-help aisle, wouldn’t you? Pick up your copy today and see for yourself what all the fuss is about. After all, at Crappy Old Books, we believe that every second-hand book has a story to tell, even if it’s a bit of a wild one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1163/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/turkish-gambit-boris-akunin.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phoenix Press 9780753819999 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1162 Double Blinded by Leslie Ann Horovitz and H Harris Gerhard Step into the curious world of "Double Blinded," a book whose very title suggests a thrilling escapade into the obscure realms of intrigue—perhaps while wearing a rather questionable pair of sunglasses from the 1980s. With a collaboration between Leslie Ann Horovitz and H Harris Gerhard, this literary effort flirts with the idea that two heads are better than one, even when those heads might just be wearing beanies from a local thrift shop. This riveting duo invites you to embark on a journey where, much like your last visit to the dentist, you might not know what to expect and will likely question your life choices. Published in 1984, a year synonymous with bold hairstyles and questionable fashion choices, "Double Blinded" promises to be a time capsule of eccentricity wrapped in the pages of a Signet paperback. As you thumb through its well-loved pages, the smell of nostalgia wafts through the air, mingling with the faint scent of stale coffee from a long-forgotten book club meeting. One can only wonder if the authors were inspired by the numerous double features that graced cinema screens that year, or if they merely decided that the word “double” looked good in print. Either way, the result is a literary concoction that may not quite hit the mark but surely aims for it with all the enthusiasm of an overzealous amateur archer. The premise itself is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, tucked away in a hushed corner of a library where dusty tomes dare not tread. Typically, when you see the term “double blinded,” one mulls over the complexities of experimental design or the curious art of deception. But fear not! Our authors seem to have taken a more playful—and perhaps slightly bewildered—approach to this riveting concept. Will you find yourself deciphering a plot that makes as much sense as a cat trying to operate a coffee machine? Quite possibly. Readers can expect a delightful mishmash of themes that might include (but are certainly not limited to) the following: Intriguing character dynamics that leave you questioning if they were indeed characters at all or merely figments of the authors’ imagination. Subplots that dangle precariously like a neglected pair of suspenders, waiting for the right moment to snap back into relevance. Dialogue that attempts to unravel the complexities of human emotion but often leads you to ponder what you just read instead. A world where every twist and turn in the narrative is as predictable as the weather in London—cloudy with a chance of confusion. Moments of sheer brilliance that are only overshadowed by stretches of prose that feel like running a marathon in flip-flops. As you delve into this quirky tome from a bygone era, one can’t help but marvel at the sheer audacity of the authors. Were they visionaries ahead of their time, or simply two individuals who met too often at the local pub discussing their ambitions over pints of ale? The answer may remain as elusive as a well-placed punchline in a joke gone awry. Perhaps the real allure of "Double Blinded" lies not in its content but in the sheer curiosity it invokes—a testament to the creativity and chaos of the literary landscape of the 1980s. Condition: Used, of course, with pages that have perhaps been lovingly thumbed through, highlighted, and maybe even adorned with the occasional coffee stain that tells the story of its previous owner. A true testament to a book’s life well-lived, it’s the kind of condition that invites new readers to join the ranks of those who dared to explore its pages despite their well-aged appearance. The cover may be a little dog-eared, but that only adds to the charm. So, if you’re in the market for a book that will make you ponder life, love, and the enigma that is the human condition—while also questioning the sanity of its authors—look no further! "Double Blinded" awaits your reading time and is available at Crappy Old Books, where every title is a treasure, and every condition is just a part of the story. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1162/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/double-blind-070413.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451131546 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1160 Four Great Plays by Henrik Ibsen Welcome, dear reader, to an almost-reverent encounter with ’Four Great Plays by Henrik Ibsen,’ a tome that promises the chance to probe the depths of human despair while perched comfortably in your armchair. Published in 1984 by Bantam—a year that was simultaneously pivotal and inconsequential—this edition has weathered the ages like a stubborn old goat, clinging to its ideals with the ferocity of a Victorian matron guarding her lace doilies. Now, one might wonder why the fine folks at Bantam decided that four plays were sufficient to encapsulate Ibsen’s genius. Perhaps they believed that condensing the great Norwegian’s works into a tidy package would make it easier for the average reader to feign literary sophistication at dinner parties. After all, nothing says "I read Ibsen" quite like a well-thumbed volume with a cover that screams "I have no intention of returning this to the library." Each play contained within these pages is a glimpse into the theatrical universe where angst reigns supreme, and characters grapple with their existential dilemmas like toddlers fighting over a toy. You might find yourself pondering profound questions, such as, “Why is it called ’A Doll’s House’ when I’m the one stuck in the playroom?” or “How many times can a man say ’I’m not a monster’ before the audience collectively rolls their eyes?” But fear not, for Ibsen’s works do not merely dwell in the dark corners of human emotion; they also serve up biting social commentary like a plate of cold, unappetizing fish. The themes of morality, societal constraints, and the relentless pursuit of self-identity are woven into the narratives with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. If you’re looking to impress your friends while also making them question their life choices, this is the collection for you. As you navigate through the pages filled with angst and revelations, you may also find yourself reflecting on the peculiarities of 1980s publishing. Bantam’s cover design, a charming echo of the era’s aesthetic sensibilities, might inspire you to don leg warmers and turn on a synthesizer for the full experience. And who could fail to appreciate the irony of reading tales of human struggle while nestled in an armchair that screams ’I bought this from a charity shop’? Now, let’s address the most pressing question: What can you expect from this specific used copy? Condition: This delightful volume has been lovingly thumbed through by countless souls seeking answers and, perhaps, a little drama. The pages bear the fingerprints of time, with dog-eared corners and an aroma reminiscent of a slightly musty theatre basement. There are a few annotations—thoughts penned in the margins that range from profound insights to the random musings of a past reader contemplating a snack break. It’s like hosting a shadowy book club in your own home, where every member has something to say, even if it’s about the best place to find crumpets. As you prepare for an evening of introspection—or merely an excuse to ignore the mounting pile of laundry—consider the company you’ll have within the covers of this book. The characters may be steeped in existential dread, but the experience of reading them is surprisingly delightful, akin to enjoying a cup of lukewarm tea while contemplating your life choices. Each play is more dramatic than your last family gathering. Plenty of existential crises to go around—grab a friend! An excellent conversation starter: “Have you read Ibsen?” will be followed by awkward silence. Ideal for pretending to be cultured while actually just procrastinating. Perfect for those who appreciate the literary tradition of brooding and self-reflection. So, embrace the irony and indulge your thirst for ennui with ’Four Great Plays by Henrik Ibsen.’ After all, life is too short not to ponder your existence while cradling a used book from Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story waiting to unfold—much like the plays of Ibsen himself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1160/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/four-great-plays-by-henrik-ibsen.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1158 The Executioner 22 - Hawaiian Hellground by Don Pendleton Ah, "The Executioner 22 - Hawaiian Hellground" by the illustrious Don Pendleton, a work that surely began life as a humble paperback and has somehow survived the ravages of time, neglect, and possibly a misguided grocery list scribbled on the back cover. Published in 1978 by Pinnacle Books, this literary marvel promises to transport you not just to the tropical paradise of Hawaii, but also into the more sinister and underappreciated depths of human conflict. Because who wouldn’t want to mix sun-soaked beaches with the thrilling aroma of gunpowder? Imagine this: a balmy day on a Hawaiian beach, where the only thing more enticing than the coconut-scented air is the prospect of dramatic face-offs that could make even the most stoic of surf instructors squirm. Pendleton, a master of the rough-and-tumble genre, undoubtedly crafted this opus with the fervor of a warrior preparing for battle (albeit with a Mai Tai in hand). If you’ve ever dreamed of making your beach day more “explosive,” look no further than this curious piece of literature. As much as one might wish to escape into a world of surfboards and sun hats, this narrative is less about lying leisurely under a palm tree and more about dodging bullets while attempting to catch a tan. It’s a fine line between relaxation and outright chaos. Pendleton’s keen eye for detail surely brings the aroma of salty sea breezes crashing against the harsh realities of life and death to the forefront—because sometimes, sunburn isn’t the only thing you need to worry about while on holiday. Unmatched insights into the art of dodging not just waves but also impending doom. A unique blend of action and tropical tourism that could make even the most hardened military operative consider starting a lemonade stand. Vivid descriptions that may lead you to question whether you packed the right gear for your next Hawaiian getaway. Character arcs sharper than the fins of the sharks lurking just beyond the surf. Potential inspiration for your next vacation—if you fancy a taste of adrenaline along with your Pina Colada. The book itself, while used, is not without its charms. Each crease, stain, and dog-eared page tells a story of its own, one that might very well rival Pendleton’s narrative of Hawaiian escapades. It is the kind of book that has seen its fair share of weather—both in terms of environmental elements and questionable choices made by previous owners who, perhaps too eagerly, flipped through its pages while waiting for their turn to order a fancy drink. If this book could talk, it would likely reminisce about the summer days spent soaking up the sun in beachside cafes, only to find itself thrust into the hands of a thrill-seeker late at night after too many cocktails. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. It bears the marks of time—a few stains here, a dog-ear there—and the previous owner’s secrets may just be lurking in the margins. But isn’t that the beauty of second-hand literature? This isn’t just a book; it’s a time capsule of thoughts, musings, and perhaps even a few questionable decisions from readers past. You might find a rogue shopping list, a love note, or just the delightful scribbles of a soul who dared to wrestle with the existential dread while reading about sand and surf. In conclusion, if you are seeking a narrative that perfectly encapsulates the irony of paradise juxtaposed with chaos, "The Executioner 22 - Hawaiian Hellground" is waiting on your shelf. It’s a treasure that may not be shiny but carries with it an aura of the absurd, a kind of literary souvenir from a bygone era when action and adventure were all the rage. So come on down to Crappy Old Books and add this quirky little piece of history to your collection—you never know when you might need a quick escape to a sun-dappled hellscape. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1158/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-executioner-22-hawaiian-hellgrgound.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle Books 9780523403182 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1157 The Executioner 24 - Canadian Crisis by Don Pendleton Welcome to a world where the most pressing issue facing Canada involves a raucous cocktail of international intrigue and a questionable number of explosions—yes, you read that correctly. In "The Executioner 24 - Canadian Crisis," Don Pendleton brings the cold, hard truths of the Great White North to life in a way that is anything but polite. Forget maple syrup and politeness; we’re deep-diving into a narrative that makes you question whether residents of this fine country wear moose antlers instead of hats. Imagine a scenario where a rogue faction threatens to turn the peaceful, snow-speckled landscape into a battleground—because honestly, who wouldn’t want to turn picturesque Canada into a reason to bring out the big guns? Pendleton, in his infinite wisdom, gifts us with a tale where hockey sticks serve as makeshift weapons and the national pastime becomes a backdrop to a life-or-death struggle. One might wonder if the author was inspired by a particularly thrilling game of curling after a few too many pints of lager. As our protagonist, the steely-eyed Executioner, navigates this crisis, expect a whirlwind of confrontations that would make even a lumberjack break into a sweat. It’s a tale that asks the hard questions: What happens when the syrup runs dry? How does one negotiate peace while dodging bullets made from bad decisions? And can you really say ’sorry’ before pulling a trigger? Throughout the pages, Pendleton’s character seems less like a man with a plan and more like someone who stumbled into a political thriller after a night of karaoke. His motivations are as murky as the waters of Lake Ontario, and the dialogue is peppered with more bravado than a Canadian on a hockey rink. You might even find yourself chuckling while trying to grasp the gravity of a situation where bearded men barter over snowshoes while simultaneously plotting world domination. Condition: Used. This book has lived a life and has the dog-eared pages to prove it. The spine is a little cracked, which may or may not be a metaphor for the characters within. There are occasional pencil scribbles that suggest a reader tried to take notes or perhaps just wanted to add their own commentary to the unfolding absurdity. The cover—ah, the cover!—features a fine blend of colors that once could have dazzled in the 1970s but now evoke a nostalgia that borders on kitsch. If the book had a personality, it would be that eccentric uncle who tells scandalous tales at family gatherings, slightly leaning into the realm of the unbelievable. If you find yourself wondering about what truly constitutes a ’Canadian Crisis,’ get ready for a wild ride through the land of igloos, hockey, and a level of violence that would make any polite Canadian gasp. It’s a smorgasbord of plot twists that are as frequent as the snowstorms, so keep your eyes peeled and your mind open. Your interpretation of Canadian culture may never be the same. Pick this up at your own risk, and prepare for a literary experience that is as unpredictable as the weather in February. Will you find camaraderie with our Executioner or just a head-scratching adventure that leaves you pondering the bizarre nature of existence? Only time and a strong cup of Tim Hortons coffee will tell. Remember, only at Crappy Old Books can you find the quirkiest of treasures that may question your very understanding of literature, geography, and the nature of crisis itself. Embrace the absurdity and see where the narrative takes you—after all, it’s not like you’d ever land in a real Canadian crisis! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1157/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-executioner-24-canadian-crisis.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle Books 9780523007793 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1156 The Old Curiosity Shop by Charles Dickens In the grand pantheon of literary curiosities, Charles Dickens’ "The Old Curiosity Shop" stands out like that dusty, unidentifiable object in your grandmother’s attic that everyone pretends to find charming. Published in 1978 by Penguin, this tome invites readers to navigate the labyrinthine aisles of its narrative, where the eccentricity of its characters rivals that of a Victorian flea market. With an ISBN that sounds suspiciously like the secret code of an underground book club, this volume is a treasure awaiting discovery—or perhaps just a curious case of literary buyer’s remorse. This copy is quite readable but it feels like it might have been damp at some point in the past as its a bit puffed up, or maybe kept in a pocket whilst going for a run? I always take charles dickens out when I go for a run. Dont you? Notorious for its ’betwixt and between’ narrative style, this book will have you pondering the peculiar fate of little Nell and her dodgy grandad amidst a plethora of oddities. You might even find yourself wondering if Dickens himself was just trying to clear out his own attic while penning this saga. After all, what could be more delightful than a tale swimming in shadows and curios, featuring a cast of characters who seem less like people and more like inviting mannequins in a shop window, all dressed up but nowhere to go? Imagine this: a quaint little shop where the old, the forgotten, and the downright bizarre come together in a whimsical cacophony. You might encounter a villain or two whose dastardly plans are as ludicrous as the items they sell—think used teacups that allegedly belonged to royalty, or an ancient cat that swears it knows the secrets of the universe. Dickens, with his impeccable knack for characterisation, throws us into this world, making us question whether the real curiosities lie within the pages or merely in our muddled lives. As you traverse the pages, you might start to feel the weight of history pressing down on you. Each chapter is a like a dusty piece of memorabilia, bursting with anecdotes and half-formed thoughts, occasionally losing itself in the treacle of sentimentality. Be prepared to confront the absurdity of life, where characters seem to exist solely to teach us lessons we didn’t sign up for. Because why have a straightforward plot when you can have a complication as tangled as an old shoelace? Condition: Used but not abused, this copy exhibits the kind of wear that suggests it has been lovingly dog-eared by multiple previous owners, each of whom likely pondered if they were indeed wasting their time. The pages might just carry the faint scent of nostalgia—or perhaps it’s just the remnants of someone’s questionable tea habits. Regardless, it adds character, much like the inhabitants of the very shop it describes. Expect a few ink stains and the odd coffee ring, which only enhances its charm. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of theatrics in their reading experience. A story that raises more questions than it answers, much like your last visit to the dentist. Characters driven by motives so convoluted they could make a pretzel jealous. Philosophical musings on life and loss hidden between descriptions of dusty oddities. Time-tested wisdom that probably won’t help your day-to-day life but sounds intriguing nonetheless. A delightful reminder that life is often just as absurd as the sentences you’re reading. So whether you’re a seasoned Dickens aficionado or simply someone looking to fill the void in your literary collection, "The Old Curiosity Shop" offers a delightful mélange of eccentricity, nostalgia, and slightly questionable life advice. Perfect for those who enjoy their reading experience with a side of irony and a dash of whimsy, this book is available exclusively through Crappy Old Books, where every page turn is an adventure waiting to happen—even if that adventure leads you straight to the nearest charity shop. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1156/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-old-curiosity-shop-charles-dickens.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1154 The Religion Of Jesus by Toyohiko Kagawa Published in the illustrious year of 1934, when world events were as chaotic as a toddler in a toy store, "The Religion of Jesus" by Toyohiko Kagawa invites readers to ponder the mysteries of faith with all the seriousness of a cat contemplating its own reflection. Kagawa, a Japanese Christian evangelist, clearly had a penchant for tackling profound subjects while wearing a rather dapper hat of humility and intellect. In what one might describe as a delightful blend of reverence and bewilderment, Kagawa weaves together theological concepts that might leave even the most seasoned philosophers scratching their heads. It’s as if he took a good look at the state of the world and thought, "How can I make this even more complicated?" Readers of this book may find themselves grappling with profound questions that, quite frankly, they didn’t even know they needed to ask. Why is it that such a simple, yet tantalising figure like Jesus can lead to such convoluted interpretations? And why does it feel like deciphering ancient hieroglyphs sometimes seems more straightforward? Within the pages of this tome, Kagawa meticulously outlines his vision of Jesus’ teachings, peppering it with enough anecdotes and allusions that you might expect to find a footnote leading to a rabbit hole of existential thought. What spiritual principles are we to glean from Jesus’ encounters? How do they translate into a world filled with unending bickering over the last biscuit at tea time? Kagawa’s explorations are less like an instruction manual and more like a philosophical buffet, where you might leave feeling full but a little confused about what you just consumed. As you flip through the pages, be prepared for Kagawa to thrust you into a world where religious sentiments mix with existential musings as awkwardly as the blend of tea and milk in a poorly made cuppa. From discussions about love that might make you question if you’ve ever truly understood the term to reflections on community that could leave you dodging your next-door neighbour for fear of suddenly having to engage in a heart-to-heart, this book is equal parts enlightening and bewildering. Those looking for a straightforward guide to Christianity should approach this book with caution, as it may lead you down a path of introspection that feels like stepping into a labyrinth designed by an eccentric architect. Is it a spiritual guide? A philosophical discourse? Or merely a collection of musings by a man who loved to think deeply while sipping on lukewarm green tea? You may never know, and that’s half the fun! But let’s not forget: Kagawa’s eloquence and sincerity shine through, even when his thoughts spiral into the realm of the utterly perplexing. He had a unique ability to draw upon the mundane and elevate it to the metaphysical, leaving readers both enlightened and scratching their heads in unison. For those with an open mind and a penchant for the quirks of faith, this book might just be the ticket to a delightful mental workout. Condition: This copy is used, which means it comes with all the charm of a well-loved book that has seen many cups of tea and may have been the subject of many intense discussions—or perhaps just sporadic existential crises. Pages may be dog-eared, the spine possibly creased from vigorous pondering, and the cover may show signs of life in the form of a coffee stain or two, adding character and authenticity. It’s the kind of book that whispers tales of its journey through time, as if Kagawa himself were sitting nearby, ready to engage in a spirited debate about the meaning of it all. So, should you be seeking a thought-provoking read that may redefine your understanding of spirituality—or at the very least, provide a few chuckles at life’s absurdities—look no further than "The Religion of Jesus." Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand find possesses a story all its own, just waiting for you to add your chapter to its legacy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1154/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-religion-of-jesus-toyohiko-kagawa.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books religion and Life Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1153 A Grain Of Wheat by Toyohiko Kagawa Ah, "A Grain of Wheat" by the illustrious Toyohiko Kagawa, a literary artifact from 1933, when literature and moral dilemmas danced a waltz through the pages of history. Published by Hodder & Stoughton, this paperback nugget is like finding an old tuba in a thrift shop: you’re not quite sure how it got there, but you’re intrigued enough to consider blowing into it (metaphorically speaking, of course). This book attempts to tackle some rather weighty themes—like sacrifice, love, and the occasional existential crisis—while simultaneously making you wonder if Kagawa was perhaps a bit too fond of metaphors involving grains and wheat. Set against the backdrop of a world that was just starting to learn the true meaning of chaos (thanks to the events of the ’30s), Kagawa’s prose meanders like a lost sheep in a field of barley, occasionally stopping to ponder the deeper meanings of life, love, and the price of bread. The book’s focus on the human condition may leave you pondering your own choice of cereal for breakfast, but fear not! It’s all part of the literary journey, where the mundane meets the profound, and you find yourself questioning why you ever thought a simple grain could carry such weight. Imagine a combination of serious philosophical musings interspersed with a touch of awkward humor, like a philosophical plumber trying to fix a leaky sink while contemplating the nature of reality. Kagawa weaves this tapestry with finesse—though you may find yourself checking the footnotes more often than not, just to grasp the full meaning of a sentence. Still, it’s this very complexity that makes the book a curious specimen, much like a vintage wine that leaves a strange aftertaste. You might not love it, but you’ll definitely remember it. What can be gleaned from this literary grain? The book is rife with characters who often find themselves standing at a crossroads, looking for the proverbial yellow brick road but ending up with a muddy path instead. You might meet a few souls who bear the weight of their choices like a bad back after a long day of gardening. The irony here is as thick as porridge: Kagawa offers us poignant reflections on the joys and sorrows of life, yet the prose can sometimes read like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, generously sprinkled with confusion. As you leaf through these pages, you might come across some thoughts that are reminiscent of fine wine, but distilled into a strong, heady brew likely crafted by a well-meaning but slightly tipsy homebrewer. Themes of sacrifice and moral choice prance about, but not without tripping over their own philosophical shoelaces. It’s as if Kagawa had a garden full of wheat and decided to bake a cake with all the wrong ingredients. The result? A delightful mess that leaves you pondering whether it’s a cake at all. Condition: Used. This book has lived a life, and you can tell. The pages are well-thumbed, perhaps from the countless readers who attempted to unravel its mysteries, or quite possibly from the occasional cat who decided to use it as a napping spot. The cover bears the rustic charm of a well-loved artifact, complete with creases and the faint smell of nostalgia mixed with the musings of the early 20th-century literary scene. In short, it’s the kind of book that has stories of its own, even before you start reading. So, if you’re in the market for a transformative experience that might involve more head-scratching than heart-fluttering, "A Grain of Wheat" is waiting for you. A book that could ignite discussions about life’s deeper meanings or simply serve as a quirky conversation starter at your next gathering. It’s a testament to the idea that literature can be both a mirror and a window, even if those reflections are sometimes a bit warped. Available here at Crappy Old Books, where vintage literary oddities like this remind us that sometimes, the quirkiest treasures are those that don’t quite fit into the neat categories of ’must-reads’ or ’classics.’ So, go ahead, take a chance on a grain of something unusual; you might discover a new philosophy hiding within its pages, or at least a good excuse for your next existential crisis. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1153/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-grain-of-wheat.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder & Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1152 This Merrie English by Roger Rangemore Ah, the 1950s: a time when petticoats were plentiful, the tea was ever-brewing, and a certain Roger Rangemore decided to embark on a literary journey to explore the unparalleled joys of English life, or at least a peculiar, satirical version of it. "This Merrie English," published by the charmingly old-fashioned Epworth Press, presents itself not so much as a book but as a cheeky time capsule of delightful quirks and eccentricities peculiar to the British Isles. One can almost hear the sound of a distant brass band as you flip through its pages. Imagine, if you will, a book that seeks to capture the essence of England as it wobbled precariously between post-war recovery and a newfound love for the absurd. With each turn of the page, you might expect to find yourself pondering life’s greatest mysteries, such as why tea is always the answer, even when the question is utterly irrelevant. Rangemore’s prose dances like a jolly jester, offering readers a kaleidoscope of observations that skirt the line between the profound and the patently ludicrous. In "This Merrie English," you could encounter a myriad of topics, including, but not limited to: The etiquette of sandwich-making (and the great Marmite debate) The peculiar habits of British birds, which may or may not include tea-drinking Astounding facts about the weather that somehow lead to philosophical musings A thorough dissection of why the British love queues more than almost anything else Occasional forays into the world of oddball characters, from eccentric vicar to the local mad hatter Rangemore’s writing showcases an ironic wit that flirts with absurdity while celebrating the quirks that make English life both maddening and magnificent. His keen observations and whimsical anecdotes might just lead you to question whether the English really do take their rain as seriously as they claim—or if it’s just a ruse to keep everyone talking about the weather instead of their feelings. One can’t help but wonder what motivated the author to pen such a curious tome in 1954. Perhaps it was a desire to remind the world that, even in the shadow of rationing and austerity, there still existed a uniquely British spirit that could find joy in the mundane. Or maybe Rangemore himself simply fancied a good laugh—or two. Whatever the reason, “This Merrie English” is as much a reflection of the era as it is a delightful romp through the oddities that define the English nation. Condition: Used, which adds an extra layer of charm to this already delightful book. It bears the marks of time—dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee spill, and a faint whiff of nostalgia. Each crease tells a story of a reader who once delighted in its idiosyncrasies, perhaps while sipping a cup of Earl Grey and chuckling at the absurdities of life. Whether you’re a lover of all things British, or someone seeking to understand why the English have a penchant for discussing the weather more than any other subject, “This Merrie English” is your ticket to a whimsical world where irony reigns supreme. Don’t miss your chance to procure this rather odd piece of history from Crappy Old Books, where second-hand treasures await those brave enough to embrace the eccentricities of the written word. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1152/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/this-merrie-english.jpg 1.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Epworth Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1151 On Death Row by Mike James In the annals of human curiosity, few subjects provide quite the peculiar blend of horror and fascination as the grim realities of life on death row. Enter "On Death Row" by Mike James, a title that practically begs you to cuddle up with a cup of tea and a biscuit, all while contemplating the moral quandaries of capital punishment. First published in 1993 by the notoriously edgy True Crime Library, this tome promises to unravel the complex tapestry of emotions, regrets, and sheer human oddity that manifests in the most severe of circumstances: the limbo of the condemned. Is it a gripping exposé or merely a sensationalist romp through the darker alleys of the judicial system? Only you, dear reader, can determine which camp you fall into. You might find yourself laughing nervously as you flip through the pages, wondering whether the grim anecdotes are meant to elicit sympathy or serve as grim entertainment. Mike James, the author, seems to straddle the line between journalist and voyeur, inviting you to peer through the bars of his narrative while you question your own morbid fascination. As you traverse this somewhat battered journey—because let’s be honest, who treats a book about death row with kid gloves?—you’ll encounter a motley assortment of characters, from hardened felons with unexpectedly eloquent inner monologues to weary prison guards who’ve seen it all and then some. It’s a veritable carnival of the macabre, each chapter offering up a new slice of life that will leave you both horrified and oddly contemplative. But what can you expect when you open this slightly dog-eared volume, aside from the sweet scent of nostalgia mingling with existential dread? Each page is steeped in the kind of irony that makes you chuckle in disbelief and shake your head in despair. You may even find yourself wondering if you should laugh or cry—preferably while seated in a comfy chair, preferably with a cup of something strong in hand. The charmingly unfiltered accounts from inmates who may or may not have asked for a second serving of their last meal. A side of dark humor that you never knew you needed in your life—because who doesn’t enjoy a bit of gallows humor? Confessions that might make you reconsider your stance on humanity—or at least question your current Netflix binge. Insightful commentary on the justice system that feels more like a riddle than a resolution. More plot twists than you can shake a stick at; who knew death row could be so riveting? Condition: This copy has seen better days; the spine is just a tad creaky, but who isn’t at that age? Pages might bear the occasional coffee ring or the odd smudge from someone who’s clearly taken their reading to a metaphysical level, perhaps contemplating existence itself while perched on the edge of their seat. It has character, much like the individuals it chronicles, and it’s ready to share its tales of woe and wisdom, much like a grizzled old man at a pub, minus the pint. So, if you find yourself in need of a conversation starter or simply wish to challenge your friends’ perception of what constitutes “light reading,” look no further than this riveting relic from Crappy Old Books. Just prepare yourself for a literary experience that straddles the boundary between horror and hilarity—a perfect addition to the shelves of the morbidly curious and the philosophically inclined. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1151/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-death-row-true-crime-library.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books True Crime Library 9781874358053 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1150 Much Obliged Jeeves by PG Wodehouse In the grand theatre of British literary comedy, few names jingle quite like P.G. Wodehouse, a man whose work is as synonymous with humor as a cup of Earl Grey is with a cozy afternoon. "Much Obliged Jeeves," published in the golden year of 1972 when disco and questionable fashion choices were all the rage, offers a delightful romp through the ruffled collars and tweed jackets of Bertie Wooster and his remarkably unflappable valet, Jeeves. Just imagine a narrative that spins around ineptitude and obsession with social decorum, all while showcasing the grand tradition of British farce, likely to tickle your funny bone in ways you never knew were possible. At the heart of this literary confection is our hapless hero, Bertie Wooster, a man so charmingly clueless that you’d think he emerged from a time capsule filled with Victorian etiquette manuals and a singular inability to navigate life without an instruction manual. Enter Jeeves, the epitome of cool-headed elegance, who possesses not just an encyclopedic knowledge of all things refined but also an uncanny ability to extricate Bertie from his latest ridiculous predicament. One can’t help but feel a twinge of envy for Jeeves, a fellow who seems to juggle the chaos of Bertie’s life while simultaneously sipping tea and contemplating the mysteries of the universe. In "Much Obliged Jeeves," we encounter a cavalcade of colorful characters who parade across the pages like an overzealous conga line at a wedding. From the scheming Aunt Agatha, who would put any casual tyrant to shame, to the hapless friends who orbit around Bertie with all the grace of moths to a flame, each encounter offers a flash of hilarity that makes one question the sanity of the British upper crust. Wodehouse’s knack for dialogue is such that one might suspect he had an exclusive subscription to the unfiltered thoughts of the British elite — or perhaps just an exceptionally lively imagination. One cannot help but appreciate the delightful absurdity that permeates every chapter, where misunderstandings are as common as a rainy day in London and logic is often as absent as a sensible hat at a garden party. In a world where Bertie’s most pressing concern might be the placement of a hat at a gathering of the gentry, Wodehouse invites the reader to suspend belief and revel in the ludicrousness of it all. Who needs serious literature when the trivialities of upper-class existence can be twisted into an uproarious farce? But let’s not forget that this is a used copy, and the book has seen better days. Paged through, perhaps, by countless readers who found solace within its covers amidst the chaotic whirl of life, it bears the marks of its journey. The spine might be well-loved, the pages slightly yellowed, giving it a certain patina of nostalgia that only a true fan of second-hand literature would appreciate. Condition: This edition has been lovingly thumbed through and examined, possibly by those who felt a sudden need to compare their own lives with Bertie’s enthusiastic mishaps. The cover boasts a vintage charm, reminiscent of bygone days, yet it has endured the test of time — maybe even more than some of the characters within. It may not be pristine, but it’s full of character, much like its beloved protagonists. So, if you’re in the mood for a literary adventure that takes you through the halls of privilege with a hefty dose of irony, then "Much Obliged Jeeves" is just the ticket. Ideal for those who enjoy a good chuckle while longing for simpler times when social faux pas were the stuff of high society scandals and not viral hashtags. Grab this copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing taken seriously is the art of not taking life too seriously at all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1150/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/much-beloved-jeeves.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sphere no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1149 Little Lord Fauntleroy by France Hodgson Burnett Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon ’Little Lord Fauntleroy,’ that charming tale spun by Frances Hodgson Burnett, who, let’s be honest, probably imbibed a bit too much Earl Grey whilst crafting this little nugget. Published in 1927 by Velhagen & Klasing, it’s a book that dares to ask: What if a boy could wear frilly collars, have a heart of gold, and still manage to find himself embroiled in the sort of aristocratic shenanigans usually reserved for the likes of Downton Abbey? Spoiler alert: he does, and it’s as hilarious as it is absurd. Now, about our protagonist, Lord Fauntleroy himself—a lad so charming he could probably sell sand in a desert. With a name that sounds like it was plucked from a Victorian pet shop, he’s the quintessential golden-haired boy whose mere existence seems to make the universe conspire in his favour. He’s adept at charming everyone around him, from the thoroughly befuddled adults to the other children who, let’s face it, are likely green with envy over his absurdly posh wardrobe. You may end up asking yourself if it’s still a children’s book or a pre-emptive guide on how to win over the hearts and wallets of the upper classes. The narrative doesn’t shy away from addressing the classic tropes of class, privilege, and the oddities of British nobility. One moment you’re knee-deep in discussions about social reform, and the next, you’re wading through an ocean of syrupy sentimentality. It’s a delightful juxtaposition that will leave you questioning whether to weep or guffaw—often at the same time. Burnett has a knack for making you feel as if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a drawing room filled with overstuffed armchairs and questionable wallpaper, just as the tea is served with a side of existential dread. The book also features a cast of characters that could only come from a world where manners are of utmost importance, yet the logic is highly questionable. Here you’ll find a mix of eccentric relatives, well-meaning but misguided caretakers, and, of course, the token grumpy old man who begrudgingly softens his heart after a few encounters with our little hero. It’s a character ensemble that feels like a game of Clue gone awry—everyone’s suspicious, yet it’s all rather charming in a ‘what-were-they-thinking’ sort of way. As you traverse the pages, expect a fair share of life lessons served with a side of ‘how to be a proper little lord.’ You’ll find advice on everything from wearing the right attire to securing your status as the cutest child in the room, because let’s be real, if you’re not dressed to the nines, do you even exist? The book also takes an unexpected turn into the realm of morality, tackling the weighty issues of friendship and loyalty—just in case you thought it was all fluff and frills. But let’s talk about the condition of this particular volume, shall we? Condition: Used, which is a polite way of saying this book has seen more action than a cat at a laser pointer convention. Pages may be dog-eared, the spine could resemble a bad hair day, and the cover? Well, let’s just say it has character. The kind of character that suggests it has been lovingly read, perhaps during a rainy afternoon with a cup of tea that may or may not have been spilled on it. This is not just a book, dear reader; it’s a conversation starter. So if you’re in the market for an absurdly whimsical narrative infused with a dash of British wit, look no further than ’Little Lord Fauntleroy.’ It’s the perfect addition for those who enjoy books that are slightly worn around the edges but bursting at the seams with irony and humour. Plus, by purchasing from Crappy Old Books, you’re supporting the noble cause of rescuing these literary relics from obscurity—one frilly collar at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1149/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/little-lord-fauntleroy.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Velhagen & Klasing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1148 The Hidden Years by John Oxenham Ah, "The Hidden Years" by John Oxenham, a title that tantalizingly suggests secrets cloaked in obscurity, or perhaps a particularly stubborn sock hiding in the depths of your washing machine. Published in 1959 by Longman—an esteemed house whose name resonates like a long-forgotten tune—it appears that Oxenham has crafted a narrative so elusive that the ISBN is notable by its absence. Perhaps it’s a metaphor for the very essence of the book: lost in time, much like your sense of direction when left alone in an unfamiliar town. In an era where the world was experiencing the post-war blues, one might wonder what hidden tales could possibly emerge from the shadows. Could it be a saga of lost loves, or a whimsical journey through the corridors of forgotten ambitions? With a title evoking both mystery and the kind of existential dread that usually accompanies the realization that you’ve eaten the last biscuit, this book is poised to be a curiosity that defies simple categorization. Like a cat left alone with a ball of yarn, the possibilities are endless and inevitably tangled. Oxenham, known for his poetic prose and occasionally labyrinthine thoughts, likely weaves together a narrative that eludes easy comprehension. Is it an exploration of youth’s fleeting moments, a deep dive into the philosophical musings of a man contemplating his next cup of tea, or merely an invitation to engage in the age-old pastime of staring out the window and daydreaming? The author has a knack for channeling the quiet musings of life, which could mean you’re in for a reflective, albeit long-winded, journey. As you embark on this adventure (or perhaps just open the book to see what’s within), you might find yourself pondering what exactly constitutes those “hidden years.” Are we talking about the years spent unsuccessfully trying to assemble IKEA furniture? Or the years of youth when one believed that wearing mismatched socks was a fashion statement? In truth, the book is likely to conjure a blend of nostalgia and bewilderment that will leave you questioning your own life choices while simultaneously wondering if you’ve fed the cat. For those brave enough to delve into “The Hidden Years,” here are a few crucial takeaways (or perhaps, for your sanity, things to consider before proceeding): A literary expedition that promises to be anything but straightforward. Moments of clarity may arise, though they are likely to be fleeting. Oxenham’s penchant for abstraction could lead you on many a mental detour. Expect to put the book down occasionally to ponder the meaning of existence—or just take a break. Ideal for those who enjoy a good cup of tea and a healthy dose of philosophical musing. Condition: This tome is used, bearing the marks of a life well-lived—dog-eared pages, perhaps a smattering of coffee stains that hint at the moments of deep contemplation. It’s the kind of book that has been lovingly read and reread, revealing the fragility of its pages and the weight of its thoughts. The spine may be creased, but isn’t that a sign of a book that has truly been loved? You can practically hear the echoes of past readers whispering their insights into the folds of the paper. So, if you’re in the market for a literary puzzle that challenges your thinking, consider adding “The Hidden Years” to your collection. It’s a delightful find at Crappy Old Books, where the charm lies not just in the stories themselves but in the history each book carries. After all, every second-hand book is a vessel for untold journeys, waiting for you to chart your own course through its pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1148/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hidden-years.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1147 Gchulmeifterlein Wuz by H Fifentfder Berlag In a world where the mundane thrives, the extraordinary is banished to the dusty corners of second-hand bookshops. Enter the mysterious tome, "Gchulmeifterlein Wuz," an audacious literary excursion brought to us by the enigmatic H Fifentfder Berlag, a name that might as well be written in invisible ink. Published in the 1940s—though time has blurred its lineage like a forgotten cocktail recipe—this book dares to ask the questions no one has bothered to articulate: what does it even mean to be a Wuz, and why on Earth would anyone want to be one? The cover, adorned with an abstract design that looks like the aftermath of a tea party gone horribly wrong, invites readers into a world of confusion that is as delightful as it is disorienting. Is it a manifesto? A guide to living life as a Wuz? Or perhaps a culinary adventure meant to tantalize the taste buds with imaginary dishes? Only the brave (or the bewildered) will unravel the mysteries within these pages. Each chapter unfolds like a wilted flower—the kind you’d find in the attic of your eccentric Aunt Gertrude, and just as perplexing. Readers are treated to a series of vignettes that challenge the very fabric of reality, or at least the fabric of a well-pressed blazer. H Fifentfder Berlag’s prose dances provocatively around the complexities of existence, occasionally stumbling over its own shoelaces. You might find yourself pondering profound philosophical questions such as: “If I were a Wuz, would I still have to pay taxes?” and “Can one wear slippers while contemplating the meaning of life?” As you turn the pages, you may encounter a few bizarre characters—including a talking teapot and a cat who recites Shakespeare—who all seem to be engaging in a grand existential crisis. The dialogues are as tangled as the wires behind your television set, and each page flip might just lead you further down the rabbit hole or, more likely, into a cupboard from which there is no return. One cannot overlook the whimsical wordplay that dances through this peculiar narrative. Puns and linguistic contortions abound, leaving some readers in stitches, while others might merely scratch their heads in confusion. Regardless of your reaction, one thing is certain: you’ll be hard-pressed to find any other book quite like this, unless of course you venture into the realm of avant-garde literature or perhaps a collection of grocery lists written in Latin. However, let us not shy away from the practicalities of "Gchulmeifterlein Wuz." It boasts no ISBN—an indication of rebellion against the establishment, or perhaps a mere oversight by an overworked typesetter. The pages, slightly yellowed and adorned with the occasional mysterious ink blot, serve as a testament to its long and storied life, while the spine, rugged and creaky, speaks volumes about its resilience through decades of literary neglect. Condition: This book has seen better days, much like the overworked barista at your local café. Expect to find the occasional coffee ring mark and a hint of nostalgia wafting through its worn pages. The corners are slightly dog-eared, which only adds to its charm, like a quirky friend who shows up late to every gathering with a slightly rumpled shirt and a wild story to tell. So, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous and are in the market for something that will boggle the mind and tickle the senses, "Gchulmeifterlein Wuz" is waiting patiently on the shelf, longing for a new home. After all, what better way to enhance your collection of oddities than by adding this tantalizing oddball? Embrace the chaos, and let yourself be whisked away into the baffling world crafted by H Fifentfder Berlag, because life’s too short for boring books—and Crappy Old Books knows this all too well. In the end, perhaps being a Wuz is just about embracing the delightful nonsense of life, one absurd page at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1147/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ghulmeifterlein-wuz.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books H Fifentfder Berlag no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1146 The Black And White Book by Sydney Cook and Garth Lean Step right up and feast your eyes on a tome so enigmatic it’s practically a mystery wrapped in a puzzle, inside a riddle, smothered in a generous layer of irony! "The Black And White Book," penned by the dynamic duo of Sydney Cook and Garth Lean, is your not-so-typical creation from the hallowed halls of Blandford Press, 1972. A year that simultaneously heralded the dawn of disco and the twilight of sensible haircuts, this literary artifact basks in the glorious absurdity of its own existence. Now, you may wonder what exactly lies within the covers of this intriguingly monochrome masterpiece. Is it a gripping thriller? A philosophical treatise on the nature of duality? A cookbook for those who only eat in shades of grey? Alas, the lack of an ISBN leaves us in a state of delicious suspense, tantalizingly dangling between the realms of possibility and sheer speculative nonsense. It’s almost as if the authors intended for readers to perform their own interpretative dance through its pages, eliciting meanings as varied as the patterns on a zebra’s backside. One cannot help but speculate about the intentions behind the title. "The Black And White Book" suggests a straightforward approach to its content, yet we all know that the real joy lies in the delightful contradictions inherent in such simplicity. Perhaps it’s an elaborate commentary on our overly complicated world, or maybe it’s just a cheeky nod to the fact that color printing was likely too expensive for the authors’ budget. Either way, prepare for a journey that may leave you questioning both your life choices and, more importantly, your taste in literature. If you find yourself asking, "Why should I invest my precious time in this peculiar piece of literature?" consider the following compelling reasons: It’s a brilliant conversation starter—imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you pull this out at a dinner party! Ideal for those who wish to engage in a thrilling game of literary charades, as deciphering the text may require more than a little imagination. Perfectly fits the aesthetic of any hipster bookshelf, serving as an ironic nod to the past. Functions splendidly as a paperweight for those who struggle to keep their thoughts organized. Guaranteed to provoke questions that you may or may not be equipped to answer. Condition: This copy has lived a life that would make any well-traveled book jealous. It bears the marks of its adventures, with dog-eared pages, a spine that hints at multiple readings, and a cover that tells tales of time spent in countless hands. Each crease and smudge is a badge of honour, a testament to the many existential crises it has weathered with its reader. If you’re looking for something pristine and untouched, you may want to keep scrolling. But if you appreciate a book with character, this is your match made in bibliophile heaven. With a contribution to the literary world that can only be described as delightfully perplexing, Cook and Lean’s "The Black And White Book" is a must-have for anyone who revels in the quirks of second-hand literature. As you wander through the pages, you may find yourself contemplating the very nature of existence—or simply laughing at the absurdity of it all. Either way, you’re sure to cherish this oddity for years to come, all thanks to Crappy Old Books, where every title holds the promise of a delightful surprise. Grab it before someone else realizes the gem they’ve stumbled upon—if only they knew what it was all about! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1146/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-black-and-white-book.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1144 The Royal House Of Stewart by David Baxandall In the year of our slightly bemused Lord, 1958, a veritable library of Scottish regal history emerged from the hallowed halls of the Scottish National Portrait Gallery, as if the very portraits had conspired to tell their tales. David Baxandall’s "The Royal House of Stewart" promises to take readers on a spirited jaunt through the tangled and often bewildering lineage of one of Scotland’s most illustrious families. Spoiler alert: there are more twists than a bagpipe solo at a wedding. Series of black and white prints detailing paintings of the members of the Royal House Of Stuart. This is a little museum guide with 30 plates. Imagine a world where every family gathering could potentially end in a royal coup or a banquet gone awry. The Stewarts, with their penchant for drama that could put the greatest soap operas to shame, are presented here as both the stars and the inadvertent jesters of Scotland’s tumultuous history. This book may well convince you that the Stewarts were less a dynasty and more an elaborate reality television series, complete with betrayals, alliances, and a fair share of regrettable hairstyles. With each turn of the page, you are invited to witness the comings and goings of kings and queens who seemed to possess an unyielding desire to have their portraits painted at inopportune moments. Did they ever think to check their teeth before sitting for a likeness? We shall never know. What we do know is that Baxandall, in his meticulous yet playful style, brings forth a cavalcade of characters who lived with all the fervor of a thousand Highland flings. But wait! There’s more. This book is not just a feast for the eyes and the intellect; it is also a treasure trove of peculiar facts and riveting anecdotes. Ever wondered about the culinary choices of Mary, Queen of Scots? Or how the Stewart lineage inadvertently shaped the world of fashion with their extravagant garb? Baxandall weaves these threads into a tapestry that is as colorful as it is chaotic. You may find yourself questioning why the Stewarts didn’t just settle for a quiet life in the countryside—perhaps they were allergic to peace and quiet. As you navigate through the pages filled with illustrations of regal splendor, you might find yourself pondering the role of a family that could likely give the Kardashians a run for their money. The Stewarts were not just fighting for thrones; they were fighting for airtime, and each chapter reads like a new season finale. The stakes? Oh, just the fate of a nation and, quite possibly, the next season’s wardrobe choices. Condition: This splendid specimen of second-hand literature is used, which means it carries the wisdom of the ages along with an assortment of coffee stains and the faint scent of mothballs—ideal for those who appreciate the aroma of history. The binding is sturdy enough to withstand a few dramatic gasps from the reader, though you may want to avoid using it as a doorstop. Pages may show signs of enthusiastic handling, and perhaps even the odd graffiti from previous owners who felt particularly inspired by the Scottish Highlands. So why not indulge in the delightful absurdity of "The Royal House of Stewart"? It’s a perfect addition to your collection of esoteric reads, a conversation starter, and a reminder that history is often as ridiculous as it is fascinating. Plus, it’s available for your acquiring pleasure right now through Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every book has a story to tell—often one that includes a few embarrassing moments. Get your copy today, and prepare to be regaled by tales that are equal parts royal intrigue and historical hilarity. In a world filled with bland, lifeless tomes, "The Royal House of Stewart" stands out like a tartan-clad peacock at a formal dinner. You might not learn all the facts you were hoping for, but you will certainly enjoy the ride through this chaotic lineage that is anything but ordinary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1144/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-royal-house-of-stewart.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scottish National Portrait Gallery no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1143 The Rainbow And The Rose by Nevil Shute Ah, "The Rainbow And The Rose," a delightful concoction of prose that promises the sort of literary experience one might only expect from an author who had a penchant for creating profound yet oddly practical narratives. Nevil Shute, a man whose name sounds like he could have been a secondary character in a 1950s spy novel, invites you to embark on a journey through the whimsical and the mundane in equal measure—because who doesn’t enjoy a bit of existential pondering alongside their tea and biscuits? Published in the thrillingly unadventurous year of 1959, this tome was lovingly dished out by The Book Club, the sort of establishment that likely still operates under the assumption that people prefer their literature with a side of warm milk. If you’re looking for a book that feels as comforting as a knit sweater with the sleeves just a tad too long, then this may well be your literary equivalent. After all, nothing screams ’vintage charm’ like a book from a bygone era, infused with the sweet scent of nostalgia and a hint of mothballs. Now, let’s take a moment to imagine what it’s like to read this book while ensconced in the folds of an armchair that’s seen better days. You might find yourself pondering the immense significance of rainbows and roses—or, perhaps, the complete lack thereof. Shute’s narrative style has a way of making the extraordinary feel oh-so-exceedingly ordinary, which is perhaps the most profound observation one can make about life itself. Or is it just too many cups of tea? Who can say? Expect a plot twist that will leave you scratching your head, pondering the meaning of your existence. Features characters that could be your next-door neighbours—assuming they were a bit quirky and prone to existential crises. Offers insights that may or may not be useful, depending on whether you’re facing a life crisis or simply wondering what’s for dinner. Incredibly adept at making the mundane seem like a metaphor for the human condition, all while you sip your Earl Grey. High probability of inducing daydreams about what might have been had you taken that trip to the coast instead. Condition: This book is used, which means it carries the weight of history—like a well-loved teddy bear that’s seen a few too many adventures. Pages perhaps slightly yellowed, maybe a smudge or two (a mark of a true literary journey), but fear not! It has just enough character to make it feel like you’re reading a book that was once cradled in the arms of an avid reader—possibly while reclining in a floral-patterned armchair that evokes both warmth and a faint whiff of lavender. The spine might even crack with a certain charming defiance, as if to say, “Oh, you think I’m fragile? Ha! I’ve endured decades of thoughtful contemplation!” In a world brimming with instant gratification, where stories flicker across screens and vanish like wisps of smoke, "The Rainbow And The Rose" reminds us of a time when literature was savoured like a good meal—slow, thoughtful, and maybe a tad overcooked. It urges us to reflect on the subtleties of life and the delightful absurdity of human existence. Will you find your own rainbow or rose amongst the pages? Only one way to find out. Finally, if you’re on the lookout for a book that’s both a conversation starter and a delightful form of procrastination, look no further than this delightful artifact from Crappy Old Books. It’s not just a read; it’s an experience that invites you to sink into its pages and emerge with a slightly confused yet oddly contented expression. Enjoy your journey! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1143/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rainbow-and-the-rose.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Book Club no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1142 Der Hungerpastor by Wilhelm Kanbe In the grand tapestry of literary history, few threads are as delightfully frayed as those woven by the elusive Wilhelm Kanbe. "Der Hungerpastor," published by the enigmatic Verlagsanstalt Hermann Klemm AG, stands as a testament to a bygone era when books were a tad more mysterious and often came with a side of confusion. This collector’s item, presumably from a time when authors were still perfecting the art of exquisite ambiguity, presents a delightful puzzle for the intrepid reader. What lies within these pages? One might wonder if the title itself is a coded message or perhaps a cheeky invitation to engage with the dangerously underappreciated theme of pastoral hunger. Is it a culinary adventure set in the realms of moral quandaries, or a satirical exploration of the metaphysical implications of satiety? The truth, much like the book’s age, remains tantalisingly out of reach. One could argue the author was attempting to comment on the struggles of the modern spirit—or simply having a bit of fun with the concept of hunger itself. In a world where reading choices are often dictated by algorithmic suggestions and celebrity endorsements, "Der Hungerpastor" boldly sidesteps the mundane. This novel—or is it a manifesto?—begs the question: why not feast on confusion? Those brave enough to open its covers may be transported to a realm where literary conventions are tossed aside, much like stale bread at a charity event. The prose may appear bleary-eyed, as if it had indulged in one too many late-night snacks while pondering the finer points of divine providence. Kanbe’s work exhibits a unique charm that can only be described as "quirky vintage." It’s the kind of book your eccentric uncle might have left behind after a particularly spirited debate about the merits of self-denial versus self-indulgence. Word-of-mouth has it that those who’ve perused its pages often find themselves contemplating life’s deeper questions, or at the very least, wondering about the peculiar taste of ink in their coffee. Readers might find themselves chuckling at the oddity of encountering a character who could easily be mistaken for a jaded barista lamenting the state of existential coffee blends. Or perhaps they’ll cringe at the thought of debating the ethics of hunger with someone who takes their avocados far too seriously. It’s these delightful nuances that make "Der Hungerpastor" a worthy companion for those with a penchant for the bizarre and a flair for the ironic. Condition: Well, let’s just say this book has seen better days. The cover is reminiscent of a well-loved sofa that has endured its fair share of spills and lively discussions. Pages may be dog-eared, crinkled, or even have the faint scent of mystery wafting from them—an olfactory enigma in its own right. It’s the sort of wear that speaks to the love and laughter shared between previous owners, each adding their own story to the tome’s journey through time. If a well-worn path is what you seek, then this is the literary equivalent of a well-trodden garden path, albeit with a few more weeds. So, what do you get when you pick up "Der Hungerpastor"? A delightful conundrum, of course! Perhaps you’ll find yourself joining a small, yet fervent cult of Kanbe enthusiasts who delight in unravelling the mysteries of this unique text. Perhaps you’ll host a reading group where members bring their own interpretations, layered with irony, nostalgia, and a healthy dose of existential crisis. Or perhaps you’ll simply enjoy the book’s quirky charm as it sits on your shelf, a peculiar conversation starter for any guest who dares to ask about it. At the end of the day, "Der Hungerpastor" is more than just a book; it’s a reflection of the chaotic and frequently bewildering nature of life itself. Embrace the absurd and add this curious volume to your collection, available from Crappy Old Books—where every selection comes with its own delightful quirks and a story waiting to be told. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1142/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/der-hungerpastor.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Verlagsanstalt Hermann Klemm AG no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1141 The Work Of Christ by PT Forsyth In a world where self-help tomes and motivational guides have taken over the shelves, it’s a rare occasion when one stumbles upon a thoroughly earnest work like "The Work Of Christ" by PT Forsyth, published by the illustrious Fontana in the swinging year of 1965. This dense, intellectual volume offers readers an unvarnished glimpse into the theological labyrinth of early 20th-century Christianity, as if someone had taken the pulpit, strapped it to a rocket, and sent it hurtling through the ether of existential thought. Forsyth, with his impressive beard and thoughtful gaze, attempts to untangle the various threads of divine intervention and human frailty, and oh, what a tangled web it is! One can only imagine the fervent debates this book ignited over lukewarm cups of tea in dimly lit parlours. Be prepared to wrestle with complex ideas presented with the kind of opulence only a British theologian could muster. Forsyth is not one to shy away from the deep end of the faith pool; rather, he dives in headfirst, flailing his arms in an artful display of ecclesiastical gymnastics. His prose is a curious blend of lofty rhetoric and the occasional curmudgeonly quip, making for a reading experience that feels less like a stroll through a park and more like an uphill trek through a foggy moor, where every step forward is accompanied by the sound of distant sheep bleating their disapproval. Now, you might be wondering, “What exactly does the work of Christ entail?” A fair question, my dear reader! While Forsyth does his best to illuminate the multifaceted implications of Christ’s existence and actions, one can’t help but feel as though they’re grasping at the proverbial straws of theological abstraction. Expect to encounter such exhilarating topics as the Atonement, the nature of sin, and, yes, even a side order of divine love served chilly. It’s a heady mix, perfect for those moments when you’re feeling particularly philosophical or simply in need of a heavy doorstop. This book is certainly not for the faint of heart. It’s ideal for niche book clubs that thrive on existential crises or for those looking to impress their friends with their deep, esoteric knowledge of Christianity while secretly just trying to understand what all the fuss is about. It may even serve as a talking point during awkward family gatherings, ensuring that you’ll always have something stimulating to discuss (or argue fervently about). And if your relatives are still waiting for you to come back to the fold, they may even find your newfound enthusiasm for Forsyth’s take on Christ’s work rather… inspiring? Or at the very least, they’ll leave you alone to read in peace. A spiritual journey that promises to be anything but mundane. Suitable for those who thrive on intellectual challenges and verbose discussions. Perfect for elevating any coffee table into a veritable think tank. A delightful way to confuse your friends who thought you were simply into crime novels. Potentially the most dramatic book cover at your next gathering—vintage charm at its finest! Condition: While "The Work Of Christ" may be classified as used, it has the kind of wear that speaks to a life well-read, with dog-eared pages hinting at the numerous times someone has paused to ponder the profound implications of divine existence. Scuff marks on the cover suggest it has been involved in some lively discussions, perhaps even tossed in a fit of theological frustration. Yet, it remains a sturdy companion for any seeker of truth or puzzler of paradoxes. You won’t just be purchasing a book; you’ll be acquiring a vessel of contemplation, worn and weathered, much like the human condition itself. So, if you find yourself meandering through the aisles of Crappy Old Books, contemplating your place in the grand cosmic order, perhaps consider picking up this intriguing artifact from 1965. Who knows? It might just lead you to your own epiphany—or at the very least, provide some excellent material for your next dinner party. Just be prepared for the inevitable question: “So, what do you think about the Atonement?” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1141/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-work-of-christ.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1137 An Handful With Quietness by Hugh Redwood In a world saturated with loud proclamations and boisterous claims, Hugh Redwood’s "An Handful With Quietness" emerges like a whisper in a rowdy pub, daring to suggest that perhaps silence is more than just the absence of sound. Published in 1937 by Hodder & Stoughton, this book might have lost its ISBN along the way, but what it lacks in cataloging finesse, it more than makes up for in sardonic charm and a puzzling title that leaves one questioning if the author was having a moment of transcendental introspection or simply tripped on a thesaurus. So, what does one expect from a narrative that promises a handful—yes, just a handful—of quietness? Is it an obscure metaphorical exploration of a garden gnome’s inner peace, or perhaps an exhaustive treatise on the virtues of sitting still while the world spins madly around you? One can only speculate, as Redwood, with all the flair of a British eccentric, invites readers to ponder the merits of silence whilst also juggling a rather heavy existential crisis. Truly, it’s like being asked to meditate while holding a plate of fish and chips: a delightful mess just waiting to happen. As we embark on this peculiar journey, prepare yourself for a series of contemplative musings that may or may not lead to actual conclusions. Redwood deftly navigates through a landscape where the clattering of teacups and the soft rustle of newspapers become profound metaphors for the human condition. Or are they just teacups and newspapers? Only a brave soul can unravel these enigmatic threads to find out! What can you expect from "An Handful With Quietness"? Here’s a tantalizing teaser: A series of whimsical anecdotes that make you question if you’ve ever truly listened to a quiet moment. Thought-provoking passages that may induce an existential crisis, or merely a desire for a nice cup of Earl Grey. Characters who are just as perplexed as you are, but somehow find meaning in ordinary moments—like choosing to stare at a wall instead of engaging in small talk. An unspoken rivalry between silence and noise, played out in the most polite manner imaginable. The occasional footnote that might or might not pertain to actual historical events, depending on Redwood’s mood. As you navigate through this literary labyrinth, you may find yourself pondering life’s greatest mysteries—such as, does a whisper carry more weight than a shout? Or, if one were to throw a large, clanging object into a serene lake, would it still be considered quietness? Answers to these pressing questions may be left unaddressed, but do not let that deter you; the beauty of Redwood’s prose lies in its meandering, oddly comforting pathways. Condition: This copy has been well-loved, featuring dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain that suggests a long and winding relationship with caffeine. The spine is slightly creased, hinting at a multitude of late-night ponderings. It smells faintly of old books and unfulfilled dreams—perfect for those who appreciate the charm of yesteryears and the scent of adventure. Ideal for the reader who wants to feel like a slightly dusty intellectual while also engaging in the delightful exercise of untangling the author’s intent. In an age where books are often judged by their covers—or, heaven forbid, their commercial viability—Hugh Redwood’s "An Handful With Quietness" remains a quirky artefact of literary history. It serves as a gentle reminder that in the cacophony of modern life, sometimes all you really need is a book that revels in the art of silence. Crappy Old Books is thrilled to present this unique find, just waiting for you to take a chance on a little quiet adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1137/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-handful-with-quietness.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder & Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1135 A Protestant Dictionary by Charles HH Wright and Charles Neil In the year 1904, when the world was awash with the echoes of horse-drawn carriages and the muffled clinks of tea cups, two Chosen Ones—Charles HH Wright and Charles Neil—decided that the world needed a Protestant Dictionary. Presumably, they imagined a world where ’Protestant’ was a common crossword answer, rather than just a mere designation of faith. This hefty tome, published by the illustrious Hodder & Stoughton, is equal parts erudite and eccentric, much like a Victorian gentleman trying to dance at a soirée after too many sherries. What lies within the pages of this scholarly endeavour? Are the definitions of ’Protestant’ and its many facets laid out as if they were etchings in a cathedral window? Or do we find an elaborate game of linguistic cat and mouse, where one term leads to another, much like a theological version of connect-the-dots? You may very well find phrases that make you scratch your head, wondering how they ever became part of your average Sunday sermon—or if they were simply invented to confuse future generations. Wright and Neil’s work might just have been an attempt to arm the Protestant populace with the kind of vocabulary that could elevate the Sunday service to high art. Imagine a vicar confidently tossing around terms like ’eschatology’ and ’soteriology’ while the congregation silently wonders if he’s just described a delightful new dessert. This dictionary is likely rife with words that may never have been uttered outside the cloistered walls of a seminary, leaving you to ponder whether you’ve stumbled upon a theological feast or a rather dry buffet. What can you expect when you crack open this treasure trove of Protestant parlance? Prepare for a smorgasbord of definitions that might include: A bewildering array of ecclesiastical jargon Footnotes that could serve as a distraction at a cricket match Historical references that may require a secondary degree to fully comprehend Illustrations that are less than helpful but exceedingly charming Quotations that could make even the most stoic of readers raise an eyebrow As you leaf through these pages, you might begin to wonder if Wright and Neil were secretly aiming for a comedy of errors, carefully crafting a volume that could both inform and bemuse. Perhaps their mission was to produce a text that would leave even the most devout scratching their heads, wondering why anyone would need to know how to spell ’Predestination’ three different ways and whether such knowledge could lead to a reduction in pew occupancy. Condition: Surprisingly used, considering its age. This book has been lovingly thumbed through, with creases that tell tales of long-forgotten debates and theological discussions. The cover shows signs of wear, which is only fitting for a text that has likely seen its fair share of Sunday School classrooms and church basements. Expect the occasional coffee stain—a remnant of someone’s fervent note-taking during a particularly riveting sermon. Despite its battle scars, it remains a steadfast companion for anyone looking to delve into the audacious world of Protestantism’s lexicon. In a world where many would consider a dictionary to be a mere utility, “A Protestant Dictionary” dares to elevate it to a literary art form, where the definitions become narratives, and the footnotes read like footraces. If you’ve ever wanted to confuse friends during a casual dinner by casually dropping bombastic religious terminology into the conversation, this is your handbook. Dust off your best waistcoat, prepare your finest cup of Earl Grey, and make your way to Crappy Old Books, where this delightful curiosity is waiting for you. Who knows? You might just leave with more questions than answers, which, if nothing else, is certainly a Protestant hallmark of faith. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1135/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-protestant-dictionary.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder & Stoughton no GB Standard 4.68 GBP COB-1134 A Fellowship Of Service by John E White In the illustrious universe of 1970s literature, where polyester was king and bell-bottoms reigned supreme, we stumble upon a peculiar artifact: "A Fellowship Of Service" by John E White, a tome that promises to escort you through the quaintly cobbled streets of biblical service with the same flair as a Sunday roast gone wrong. Published by the Baptist Union of Queensland—yes, a place you might associate more with sunburnt pastors than literary masterpieces—this book seems to suggest that serving others is an adventure worthy of its own manual, much like how to assemble flat-pack furniture, but perhaps with fewer Allen wrenches. Why did John E White feel compelled to pen this delightful exploration of camaraderie and altruism? Was he inspired by a particularly riveting church potluck? Did he fancy himself a modern-day prophet, beckoning us into a world where the grapevine is used not only for gossip but for mobilizing service to the community? One can only imagine the frenzied brainstorming session that led to the creation of this literary gem, fueled by cups of lukewarm tea and an endless supply of biscuits. As you leaf through the pages—somewhat reminiscent of a well-loved hymn book with the aesthetic charm of a slightly suspect thrift store—you’ll encounter a multitude of anecdotes and exhortations that may or may not have been intended for actual human consumption. White’s prose strikes a delicate balance between earnest enthusiasm and an almost comical naivety, as if he had taken a few too many enthusiastic sips of the communion wine before putting pen to paper. His earnest desire to uplift and inspire is palpable, albeit occasionally overshadowed by the impression that he might have enjoyed one too many late-night theological debates over stale crackers. This book is not merely a collection of lofty ideals; it is a veritable buffet of topics designed to tickle your fancy and provoke thought—or at the very least, a bemused chuckle. Some highlights include: The inexplicable joy of collecting donations while simultaneously dodging the church’s annual bake sale. A comprehensive guide to navigating awkward conversations about service with your local vicar. Creative ways to serve soup without your spoon falling into the pot (again). How to rally your fellow congregants into action, preferably without resorting to interpretive dance. The unspoken rules of church community service—who knew they were a thing? As you plummet deeper into this treasure trove of ecclesiastical wisdom, you may find yourself pondering the great mysteries of community service. Why is it that the most spirited volunteers always seem to be the ones least equipped to handle a minor crisis, like a missing casserole dish? What secret elixir fuels the zeal of church leaders who can rally a congregation at the drop of a hat? And why, oh why, does this book occasionally read like a manual for a group therapy session that devolves into a discussion about the merits of various hymnals? Condition: You’ll find that this copy has been well-loved, or possibly well-abused, by those who sought inspiration in its pages. The edges are frayed, the cover bears a few too many coffee rings for comfort, and certain passages are peppered with annotations that range from insightful to utterly baffling. It’s the sort of wear that tells a story as rich as the one contained within—though whose story it is remains a mystery best left unsolved. In summary, "A Fellowship Of Service" is not just a book; it’s an experience, akin to attending a church service that overpromises and underdelivers with a side of soggy biscuits. If you’re searching for a literary companion that straddles the line between the earnest and the absurd, then look no further. Just remember to approach it with an open heart, a healthy dose of irony, and perhaps a biscuit or two to aid digestion. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where even the most questionable literary ventures find a home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1134/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-fellowship-of-service.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Baptist Union Of Queensland no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1131 The Claims Of The Free Churches by Henry Townsend Transport yourself back to the exhilarating year of 1949, when Henry Townsend penned what can only be described as an audacious treatise on the rights and responsibilities of free churches—or, as we like to call it, a gripping page-turner for those who have ever found themselves pondering the joys of ecclesiastical autonomy while sipping Earl Grey in a dimly lit drawing room. “The Claims Of The Free Churches” promises readers insights so riveting, they could make even the most hardened of Presbyterians raise an eyebrow or two. In a post-war Britain teetering on the edge of modernity, Townsend’s work emerges like a cat in a top hat at a funeral: unexpected and slightly disconcerting. With a publisher like Hodder & Stoughton, one can only assume that this book was destined to defy the odds—perhaps not by selling like hot cakes, but certainly by occupying precious space on the shelves of confused readers everywhere. Can one man’s quest to illuminate the virtues of free churches truly change the course of history? Spoiler alert: probably not, but it does serve as an excellent paperweight. Within these pages, Townsend meanders through the intricate labyrinth of religious claims in a manner that is both scholarly and utterly bewildering. He tackles the pressing issues of the day with the kind of fervor typically reserved for debates over the last biscuit in the tin. You might find yourself asking: "What on earth is a free church, and why should I care?" Well, dear reader, this book is here to enlighten you—or at least to confuse you enough that you’ll spend the next fortnight googling obscure theological terms. As you traverse the winding prose of this 1949 masterpiece, you’ll be treated to a buffet of delightful quirks, including: Unnecessarily lengthy footnotes that could rival the average dissertation. Explanations of ecclesiastical terminology that may leave you questioning your own understanding of “church” as merely a building with a steeple. A surprising number of references to 18th-century theologians, because why not throw a few dead poets into the theological mix? Possibly the most awkwardly phrased arguments you’ll encounter this year, guaranteed to make you squirm in your armchair. And, of course, the occasional exhortation to “consider the lilies” that will make you wonder if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a gardening manual. Condition: This cherished tome comes to you pre-loved and well-thumbed, with the character of a well-worn armchair that has seen too many Saturday afternoon debates. Its spine is slightly creased, indicative of a long history of enthusiastic readers who probably shouted at it in frustration, and the pages have that delightful slightly yellowed hue, which can only be described as ‘vintage wisdom.’ A few annotations in the margins add an air of intimacy, as if the previous owner were engaged in a heated dialogue with the author himself. So, whether you’re looking to expand your knowledge of free churches or are merely in search of a conversation starter at your next social gathering, this volume promises to deliver—just perhaps not in the way you expected. So, if you’re brave enough to add “The Claims Of The Free Churches” to your collection, be prepared for an intellectual adventure that might just leave you questioning your life choices while simultaneously marveling at the audacity of its assertions. Where else will you find such a glorious mishmash of history, theology, and baffling eloquence? Just remember, only at Crappy Old Books can you find such oddities that would make even the most seasoned bibliophile chuckle and sigh in equal measure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1131/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-claims-of-the-free-churches.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder & Stoughton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1130 The Man Who Cried by Catherine Cookson In the grand tradition of British storytelling, **The Man Who Cried**, penned by the illustrious Catherine Cookson, promises an expedition through the emotional landscapes of human experience. Published in the halcyon days of 1979—a year when bellbottoms were still a fashion statement and vinyl records ruled the airwaves—Cookson invites us into a world where men do, indeed, cry. Though the specifics of the plot remain elusive, one is led to ponder whether the tears are the result of tragic circumstances, unrequited love, or simply the last biscuit disappearing from the tin. This book, brought to you by Book Club Associates, is as much a social commentary as it is a literary endeavor. One can’t help but imagine the 1970s book clubs buzzing with spirited debates over the emotional validity of a man who weeps. Were the tears a sign of weakness, or a badge of honor? One can only guess while flipping through the pages, which might be tinged with the scent of stale tea and old leather armchairs. The narrative likely unfolds with Cookson’s trademark blend of gritty realism and poignant sentiment, all while keeping the reader on their toes—will the man reclaim his dignity, or will he find himself stuck in a puddle of his own tears? Our protagonist, the titular man, could be any bloke off the street—perhaps he’s a coal miner pausing to reflect on life’s unfairness or a gentleman at a village fête struggling to hold back the waterworks during the tug-of-war finals. Cookson’s knack for creating relatable characters means that, whoever he is, he’s one of us, and we are left hanging on his every quivering emotion. Expect to encounter a range of delightful quirks that Cookson so expertly weaves into her narrative tapestry. From the eccentric villagers who provide unsolicited advice to the local pub’s uncanny ability to serve the same pint at differing levels of quality, the book is set to provoke wry smiles and furrowed brows alike. What could be more ridiculous than a man crying over a pint of warm ale, you might ask? Quite a lot, if you’re reading Cookson’s work. As you venture deeper into this curious volume, prepare to confront a series of existential questions that will arise with the simple act of turning a page. Why do men cry? Is it simply the onions being chopped in the background, or is there a deeper narrative lurking in the shadows? With each chapter, Cookson deftly balances the absurdity of life’s tribulations with an undeniable poignancy, leaving you wondering whether to laugh, cry, or, more likely, do both simultaneously. Condition: You’re looking at a used copy, a testament to its past life and the hands it has passed through. The cover may bear the marks of time, with creases that tell tales of the book’s many journeys, and perhaps a few coffee stains that speak of impassioned late-night readings. The pages, slightly yellowed, reveal a character of their own, offering a tactile reminder of the thousands of words they have absorbed over the years. Rest assured, though, that this book is still filled with all the emotional upheaval you could wish for, and more—so long as you manage to sift through the occasional dog-eared corner. In a world where modern literature often shies away from such emotional depths, Cookson’s work stands as a quirky relic of a bygone era—one that invites you to embrace your own vulnerabilities. You may close the book and emerge with a renewed perspective on masculinity, or at the very least, a hanky at the ready. So why not take a chance on **The Man Who Cried**? After all, it’s not every day that you encounter a literary figure with such a penchant for emotional expression. Find this gem at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the wonderful world of second-hand literature, one slightly battered book at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1130/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-who-cried.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Book Club Associates no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1129 The Footsteps Of Anne Frank by Ernst Schnabel In the grand tradition of 1950s literary musings, Ernst Schnabel takes us on an extraordinary jaunt through the lives of those who walked before us, most notably the singularly famous girl who had a penchant for diaries and a rather unfortunate living arrangement. “The Footsteps of Anne Frank” might just be the title that captures your attention, or, depending on your mood, make you question your life choices, especially if you’re currently sitting on a bus surrounded by a gaggle of chatty strangers. One could argue that this book is an invitation to stroll through a time capsule of history, albeit one that’s slightly dusty and perhaps a bit smudged around the edges. Schnabel, in his inimitable style, attempts to connect the dots between past and present—such as the curious juxtaposition of a teenage girl writing about the trials of adolescence amidst the backdrop of World War II, while you’re merely fretting over whether to have tea or coffee in the safety of your living room. However, dear reader, tread carefully through these pages. They may evoke a series of existential questions that you never thought you’d ponder on a Tuesday afternoon. Questions like: “Why am I reading this?” or “Who thought it was a good idea to publish in black and white?” or even “Why do I suddenly feel an overwhelming urge to visit Amsterdam?” Such musings are sprinkled throughout the text, deftly reminding us that sometimes the act of reading can lead to unfathomable self-reflection—especially when you stumble upon a chapter that feels like it’s taken a sharp left into the absurd. Schnabel’s prose is as smooth as butter on a warm crumpet, but don’t let that fool you. Between the lines lies a labyrinth of irony, where the weight of history dances with the lightness of Schnabel’s observational wit. The author has a knack for making profound points that might just leave you chuckling, perhaps even wondering if you, too, could one day pen a reflective piece on, say, the existential crises of pet goldfish. What could be more poignant? As you navigate through the footnotes of this literary expedition, be prepared for an array of delightful detours. You might encounter anecdotes that evoke the smell of old books, the nostalgia of forgotten afternoons, or even the faint sound of a distant train whistle. It’s a juxtaposition of your mundane existence against the vibrant tapestry of a life lived in secret, as if the very act of reading this book could grant you a backstage pass to the inner workings of fate—if only fate were as predictable as finding a two-for-one offer at the local grocery store. Condition: Used—with a hint of mystery. The pages may be slightly yellowed, lending them an air of wisdom, as if they’ve been read under the glow of a flickering candle in a quaint little study. The cover might bear the marks of time, making it seem as though it has its own story to tell. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, but fret not! Each crease is simply the book’s way of saying, “I’ve been loved.” And for those who relish a list—or, in this case, a bullet point of curiosity—here’s what you might find lurking in the pages of “The Footsteps of Anne Frank”: A surprisingly witty take on historical figures who could have used a good ghostwriter. Reflections on the nature of secrecy and how to keep a diary without attracting unwanted attention. A scattering of moments that could easily lead to an awkward silence at your next dinner party. Insights that might prompt you to rethink your stance on hiding in attics, should the need ever arise. And perhaps a gentle reminder that while the past informs our present, the present is equally capable of being utterly ridiculous. So, if you’re ready to embrace the delightful absurdity of life through the eyes of someone who has also walked the fine line between humor and tragedy, then “The Footsteps of Anne Frank” is waiting for you. You can find it, along with other treasures and oddities, at Crappy Old Books, where every title is a door to an adventure—or at the very least, a curious conversation starter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1129/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-footsteps-of-anne-frank.jpg 0.73 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1128 The Old Curiosity Shop by Charles Dickens In a quaint little corner of the literary universe, we stumble upon a curious time capsule titled "The Old Curiosity Shop." Published in 1973 by the impeccably named Collins Clear Type, this volume is like a fine wine that’s turned slightly sour but still comes with a rather pretentious label. Imagine Charles Dickens himself, top hat askew and quill ink-smeared, grumbling about the state of modern publishing while shuffling through a nostalgic jumble of sentimental curiosities. This book is both an homage to his intricate storytelling and a blatant reminder that nostalgia can sometimes be a bit dusty. Set against a backdrop that could only be described as Victorian London’s version of a flea market, "The Old Curiosity Shop" is a labyrinthine journey through the eccentricities of human nature, wrapped in a tapestry of whimsical absurdity. Every page is crammed with peculiar characters, like eccentric shopkeepers and whimsical street urchins, whose lives intertwine in a dance more chaotic than a room full of cats at a laser pointer convention. Dickens, with his signature flair for the dramatic, serves us a feast of melodrama garnished with social commentary, making this a perfect read for those who enjoy chewing on the remnants of society’s quirks. But hold on to your monocles, dear reader! This edition, though used, still possesses a certain charm. It’s a bit like that second-hand coat you bought at a charity shop: slightly worn, with a few mysterious stains and a musty smell that could tell tales of its previous owners. It invites you to ponder who might have flipped through its pages before you: a bespectacled scholar? A daydreaming teenager? Perhaps even a cat, using it as a makeshift bed? The possibilities are endless, and the mystery only adds to its allure. Within these pages, you may find yourself overwhelmed by the sheer volume of characters bustling with aspirations and dreams, all while navigating the perils of a world that seems to have forgotten that kindness exists. Expect to meet: A shopkeeper whose wares might include questionable antiques and the occasional enchanted object. A cast of misfit children, plotting their escape from a life spent dodging the suffocating weight of adulthood. More coincidences than a soap opera, leading to plot twists that may leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Philosophical musings that will have you questioning the meaning of life, at least until you remember it’s just a story. Sentimental moments that could make a statue weep, or at least shed a tear of nostalgia. Condition: This book is used, which means it bears the marks of its past—a slight wave of pages, a smattering of marginalia from a reader who clearly had too much time on their hands, and perhaps a spine that creaks like an old floorboard. Fear not, for these imperfections only serve to enhance its character, much like the elderly relatives who regale you with stories of their youth, albeit with a few embellishments. As you flip these well-loved pages, you may find that the experience of reading "The Old Curiosity Shop" is less about the plot and more about the quirky adventure of sifting through Dickens’ whims and fancies. It’s as if he invited you into his cluttered study, handed you a cup of tea, and encouraged you to explore each eccentric character as they spill their secrets in a way only Dickens could orchestrate. So if you’re ready to embrace the delightful chaos of this peculiar volume, venture forth and add this slightly battered beauty to your collection. It’s not just a book; it’s an invitation to the oddities of a bygone era, lovingly brought back into circulation by Crappy Old Books for your reading pleasure. Who knows? You might just find a forgotten treasure hidden between the pages—or at the very least, a perfectly good reason to put off doing the laundry for another day. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1128/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-old-curiosity-shop.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins Clear type no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1127 Little Women Good Wives by Louisa Alcott Ah, the enchanting world of “Little Women Good Wives,” a revered classic brought to you by the illustrious Collins in 1954, a year that had other things on its mind—like post-war austerity, rock ’n’ roll, and the astonishing rise of the household appliance. What better time to unveil the domestic aspirations of four sisters who may or may not have had an inkling of the tumultuous future ahead, including a little thing called feminism? But fear not, this book has carefully curated its narrative to ensure your reading experience remains as comfortable as a well-worn armchair—preferably decorated with a doily or two. Set against a backdrop of genteel poverty and societal expectations, the March sisters—Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy—embark on a life filled with the kinds of trials and tribulations that make you question your own life choices, like choosing a career over knitting. Will Meg find love in the most unexpected corners of the neighbourhood? Does Jo’s literary ambition lead her to success or merely to a higher level of existential dread? Is Beth a saint or just a convenient plot device? And Amy—oh, Amy—she’s just trying to figure out how to be both fabulous and functional while navigating the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry. In this edition, the pages are infused with the aroma of musty nostalgia, as if they’ve been marinating in the collective dreams of every British schoolgirl who ever thought her destiny involved more than just marrying well. The cover art, a charming blend of pastel hues and illustrations, invites you in with a false promise of domestic bliss, yet the reality of the characters’ lives may have you questioning if you, too, should take up knitting or perhaps a more adventurous hobby—like stamp collecting. As you flip through these pages, you may encounter a myriad of themes, including the delicate balance of familial love and the perils of growing up, not to mention the intricate dance of societal expectations and personal desires. It’s a veritable smorgasbord of moral lessons, served with a side of irony. Who knew that the pursuit of virtue could be so entertaining, especially when mixed with sibling squabbles over who gets the last slice of pie? And let’s not forget the notable lack of an ISBN, as if to say, “You’re not supposed to have this, but here it is anyway.” This book is like the last slice of fruitcake at a holiday gathering—unexpected but not entirely unwelcome, especially if you’re in the mood for something rich and a little outdated. Perhaps it’s a metaphor for the very essence of the stories themselves: delightfully old-fashioned but still somehow relevant in our world of instant gratification and social media. Condition: Used. The book has seen its fair share of tea stains, and the spine might give a little crackle when opened, as if whispering secrets from the past. Pages may be dog-eared and splotched with the occasional ink smudge, each imperfection telling a story of its own. It’s like the forgotten cousin at a family reunion—slightly disheveled, possibly eccentric, but always ready to offer you a cup of tea and a hearty laugh at the absurdity of life. This book is a delightful reminder that while we may evolve, some things—like the unyielding pressure to conform to societal norms—never really change. The March sisters could very well be our reflections in a distorted funhouse mirror; their struggles echoing our own as we try to navigate the complexities of adulthood while simultaneously battling the urge to wear mismatched socks. So, whether you’re a fan of classic literature or merely a curious soul seeking a glimpse into the past, “Little Women Good Wives” offers insights wrapped in quaint packaging, ready to adorn your shelf or serve as a conversation starter with guests who may not know quite what to make of your eclectic taste. So, embark on this journey through time and circumstance—just remember, it’s all for the greater good of understanding the absurdity of life, as preached by none other than Louisa Alcott herself. And if you happen to add this quirky tome to your collection, you’ll be in good company with Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the wonderfully weird and the slightly worn. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1127/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/little-women-good-wives.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1126 The Coming Of The King by Joseph Hocking In the hallowed year of 1920, when flapper dresses were all the rage and jazz was still something your grandparents couldn’t quite wrap their heads around, Joseph Hocking decided to take a crack at a subject that would surely resonate with the discerning reader of the day—royalty. Enter "The Coming Of The King," a title that teeters precariously on the edge between the majestic and the mundane, promising not just a narrative but an entire coronation of words that may or may not leave one feeling giddy with anticipation. Ward Lock & Co Limited, in their infinite wisdom, chose to publish this tome, perhaps believing that the public was simply clamouring for yet another tale of chivalry and noble bloodlines. With royal lineage as the backdrop, one can only assume that Hocking intended to weave a story rich with intrigue, like a tapestry woven entirely from the fabric of tea-stained nostalgia. But, be prepared, dear reader, as the threads might unravel in a most unexpected manner, leading you down rabbit holes of royal drama that may leave you pondering your own lineage—or lack thereof. I The Coming of Katharine Harcomb 7 II The Secret of the Black Box 17 III The King’s Marriage Contract 28 IV The Happening at the Inn 39 V A Midnight Meeting 49 VI The Old House at Pycroft 59 VII The Mystery of Pycroft 69 VIII How I Entered Pycroft 79 IX Father Solomon at Bay 89 X The Wisdom of Solomon 99 XI The Snare of the Fowler 110 XII The Coming of the King 121 XIII An Adventure on the Canterbury Road 133 XIV How I saw a Man who became Famous! 142 XV Master Sturgeon, the Gaoler 153 XVI The Escape 164 XVII How I left Bedford 174 XVIII James, Duke of York 185 XIX The Scene at the Parish Church 195 XX The Wisdom of Solomon 205 XXI How I visited Bedford a Second Time 216 XXII The Chapel of Herne 227 XXIII The Journey to Windsor 238 XXIV Charles II as Judge 248 XXV The Judgment of the King 258 XXVI Fleet Prison 268 XXVII How I left Fleet Prison 278 XXVIII What Happened on the Bedford Road 288 XXIX The Puritan’s Cottage 298 XXX How I left my Old Home 309 One might wonder, could this book be a mere historical account, or does it attempt to forecast a future where kings rise and fall like the tides? Perhaps Hocking was less interested in the actual "coming" and more in the pomp and circumstance surrounding it, exploring the idea that sometimes being a king means navigating a minefield of courtly etiquette, and dodging the proverbial guillotine of public opinion. It begs the question: Is this a narrative of grandeur or a biting satire on the absurdity of aristocracy? Either way, you’re in for a read that may or may not include a royal banquet of clichés served with a side of irony. For those who fancy themselves connoisseurs of early 20th-century literature, this book offers an opportunity to engage with Hocking’s unique take on the monarchy, as he spins a yarn that may or may not captivate your imagination. The pages, yellowing with age and perhaps slightly dog-eared, whisper tales of a time when kings were not just a subject of history, but a living, breathing entity that could easily be mistaken for a well-dressed rogue on a Sunday afternoon. As you delve deeper into this rather shabby chronicle of regal shenanigans, you might find yourself pondering the following questions: Is the king arriving with much fanfare, or are we to expect a more subdued entrance, possibly involving a confused horse? What does Hocking think about the role of common folk in the grand narrative—are they mere spectators or unwitting pawns? How many references to “the crown” can one book realistically contain before it drives the reader to drink? Does Hocking inadvertently critique the absurdity of ceremonial duty, or is he just a fan of fancy hats? What secret recipes for scones might the king be hiding, and will we ever find out? Condition: As this volume is gently used, it bears the marks of previous readers who have boldly navigated Hocking’s prose, leaving behind their own historical breadcrumbs in the form of marginalia and the occasional coffee ring. While it might not be in pristine condition, the wear and tear speaks volumes of its character—like a king with a few battle scars. Alternatively, it may evoke the feeling of unearthing a long-forgotten royal decree in a dusty attic, complete with the whiff of mildew and a promise of adventure. So, if you’re ready to rise up and embrace the quirks of this era, "The Coming Of The King" could very well be the key to unlocking a world where every page turn comes with the thrill of the unexpected. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to shuffle through history, royalty, and perhaps a hint of existential despair, all while sipping a cup of tea that’s decidedly less refined than the subject matter might suggest. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1126/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-coming-of-the-king.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ward Lock & Co Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1125 Many Witnesses One Lord by William Barclay In the annals of theological literature, few titles stand quite as boldly as "Many Witnesses One Lord." Written by the venerable William Barclay in 1963, this tome, brought to you by the illustrious SCM Press Ltd, begs the question: How many witnesses does it actually take to make a point? Spoiler alert: far more than you’d think, especially if they’re all busy disagreeing with one another. Perhaps this book is less about the lordship of Christ and more about the glorious chaos of human interpretation. You’ll find that seeking unity in diversity can be as messy as trying to organize a potluck dinner with a group of foodies who all have very different dietary restrictions. Barclay, a man who apparently never met a biblical controversy he didn’t want to tackle, shares insights that range from the profound to the wildly eccentric. It’s like he’s hosting a dinner party with Biblical characters who keep changing the subject to their favourite flavours of ice cream. Did you know that the early church was more like a pub brawl than a serene Sunday service? No? Well, neither did Barclay until he rummaged through the annals of history and discovered the delightful disarray beneath the holy façade. Imagine if the apostles had their own social media account. Each post would be a testimony, a confounding mix of excitement, confusion, and the occasional snarky comment. This book aims to capture that cacophony in a way that is both enlightening and slightly exasperating. You might find yourself nodding in agreement, and then just as quickly throwing up your hands and muttering, “What on earth were they thinking?” It’s a rollercoaster of faith that might have you clutching your seat and screaming for mercy—or at least for a decent cup of tea. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter a veritable zoo of theological perspectives, each vying for your attention like a gaggle of geese on a duck pond. Barclay seems to relish the contradictions, presenting them with all the glee of a child in a candy shop. He takes you on a journey through the minds of early Christians, revealing doubts, fervour, and an astonishing ability to disagree on just about everything. If you’ve ever been in a room full of opinions, this is the book for you—don’t forget your earplugs! Now let’s talk about the writing style—oh, the writing style! It’s a brisk stroll through a garden of verbal floridness, where every turn brings you face to face with an intricate metaphor or a cheeky aside. There’s a delightful irony in how seriously Barclay takes the task of untangling faith while simultaneously acknowledging that the journey is just as bewildering as the destination. You’ll be laughing, pondering, and occasionally wishing for a simpler time when all you had to worry about was whether to use the Oxford comma. Condition: Used. This book has been read, perhaps even treasured by a prior owner or two, leaving behind its own stories in the margins, coffee ring stains, and a hint of existential crisis. Expect some wear and tear—after all, this is not a pristine volume that has been locked away in a glass case. No, this is a companion made for philosophical debates over a crumpet and a cup of Earl Grey, so don’t be surprised if you find a random bookmark that looks suspiciously like a receipt from a long-forgotten café. So, what can you expect from "Many Witnesses One Lord"? Prepare yourself for a hefty dose of theological musings, the kind that make you question not just the text but your own life choices. You might find yourself pondering the unity of belief while simultaneously wondering if your breakfast cereal is sufficiently crunchy. This book is perfect for those who enjoy grappling with the absurdities of faith and human nature—essentially, anyone who has ever tried to get a group of friends to agree on a film to watch on a Friday night. As you contemplate the myriad of interpretations presented in this delightful offering, remember that the journey is far more entertaining than the destination. Have a seat, grab a cup of tea, and let this quirky book from Crappy Old Books take you on a whimsical ride through the disordered garden of faith. You may just find that sometimes, a bit of chaos is precisely what the doctor ordered. This book comes complete with a snazzy leather book mark. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1125/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/many-witnesses-one-lord-william-barclay.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SCM Press Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1124 Geh Aus Mein Herz by Und Suche Freud What do you get when you combine a title that literally translates to "Get Out of My Heart" with an author whose name suggests an earnest pursuit of joy? You get the tantalizing enigma that is Geh Aus Mein Herz by the elusive Und Suche Freud. This peculiar tome, shrouded in a veil of obscurity, invites readers to contemplate the complex relationship between heartbreak and happiness, in a manner that is as confusing as a bad relationship itself. Published by Verlag Josef Müller in Munich—because where else would one find such a delightful mess?—this book is an invitation to the readers’ emotional rollercoaster, equipped with all the highs and lows one could expect. Flip through the pages, and you might just discover a treasure trove of sentiments ranging from the profound to the perplexing. It’s the kind of book that will have you questioning whether you should laugh, cry, or simply throw it across the room in sheer bewilderment. The language is a curious mix of poetic musings and existential dilemmas. Und Suche Freud seems to have had one foot in a foggy café in Berlin and the other in a therapy session. Readers are advised to approach with caution, as the author’s meandering thoughts could easily spark a mid-life crisis or, at the very least, a sudden urge to adopt a cat and start knitting. One can only surmise that the writing process involved heavy doses of caffeine and perhaps a fleeting sense of self-doubt. Expect to encounter a range of literary devices that evoke the sensation of reading something profound, but also slightly absurd. The narrative might shift from absurdist poetry to stream-of-consciousness rants quicker than you can say “Why did I buy this?” This is a book that embraces chaos, much like the author seems to have embraced the concept of “why not?” As you grapple with the existential questions posed by Und Suche Freud, you may find yourself pondering the following key elements: The fine line between love and despair as illustrated through questionable metaphors. A rogue gallery of characters who may or may not exist outside the author’s imagination. Your own sanity, which might be the real victim of this literary joyride. The possibility that “Freud” might not be taken as literally as one might hope. A deepening appreciation for the chaos of life, perhaps best expressed through your own confused reflections. Condition: This gem of a book is gently used, which is a polite way of saying it has been thumbed through enough times to be considered a well-loved companion in its own right. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and a sense that this book has been around the block—or perhaps a dark alley—more times than you can count. The spine is intact, but with a character that suggests it has survived a few emotional breakdowns of its own. It may even come with a few random post-it notes from its previous owner, offering unsolicited advice or cryptic reminders of things they forgot. So, should you take the plunge into the chaotic emotional abyss that is Geh Aus Mein Herz? Absolutely! Or perhaps not, depending on your current mental state and whether you fancy a literary adventure that could leave you questioning your life choices. Either way, this book is available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every second-hand book has a story worth telling—even if it’s a story that leaves you scratching your head in bewilderment. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1124/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/geh-aus-mein-herz.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Verlag Josef Muller Munchen no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1123 Velasquez by Enrique Lafuente Ferrari Small pocket book on Velasquez with 15 prints. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1123/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/velasquez.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen And Co Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1122 Van Gogh by Jean Leymarie Welcome to the vibrant, albeit slightly peeling, kaleidoscope that is “Van Gogh” by Jean Leymarie, a tome from 1963 that dares to delve into the mind of the artist whose genius was only matched by his proclivity for peculiar lifestyles and questionable fashion choices. Published by Methuen and Co Ltd, this book is an invitation to explore the wild world of the man who turned ear-slicing into an art form—figuratively, of course. In this curiously engaging volume, prepare to encounter the many moods of Vincent Van Gogh, a man whose brushstrokes often seemed to have more emotional depth than most of his contemporaries’ entire bodies of work. Leymarie, a man with a flair for the dramatic, attempts to untangle Van Gogh’s artistic dilemmas, personal catastrophes, and the unfortunate reality that he could never quite get his starry nights to look as enchanting as they did in his mind. Spoiler alert: he didn’t have a great track record with relationships, but thankfully, painting was there to fill the void! As you flip through the pages, expect to be greeted by a mix of intriguing anecdotes, pretentious art jargon, and perhaps a few peculiar illustrations that may or may not have made it through the printing process with their dignity intact. Leymarie’s prose sweeps you into a world where the paint often speaks louder than the words, where inspiration strikes harder than a wayward paintbrush, and where metaphors are as vivid as the colors on Van Gogh’s palette—though, sometimes, more confusing. What can you look forward to in this eccentric exploration? Here’s a handy list of the delights that await you: Unraveling the complex relationship between Van Gogh and his closest companions, which may or may not have involved excessive amounts of ear-related drama. A discussion on whether the artist truly preferred sunflowers over actual human contact, featuring some surprisingly deep philosophical musings. Insights into the infamous “absolutely nothing to do with reality” segment of Van Gogh’s correspondence with his brother, Theo, which could have doubled as an early form of social media. Color theory that may leave you scratching your head but will definitely remind you that you should have paid more attention in art class. And yes, a heartfelt homage to the painting techniques that paved the way for a myriad of questionable DIY projects inspired by the world of modern art. Condition: A used copy, this book has the charm of slightly worn edges and a scent reminiscent of an art gallery that hasn’t been dusted since the 1970s. The spine may be a bit cracked, much like Van Gogh’s mental state on particularly difficult days, but it’s all part of the nostalgic patina that encourages you to embrace the imperfections of both the book and the artist. Think of it as a collector’s item for those who appreciate the beauty of the flawed. As you ponder whether to add this quirky artifact to your collection, remember that “Van Gogh” isn’t just a book; it’s a time capsule, a snapshot of an era when art was as much about the struggle as it was about the strokes. Whether you’re an art aficionado or simply someone who enjoys the occasional existential crisis while contemplating a canvas, Jean Leymarie’s exploration of Van Gogh promises to intrigue, bemuse, and perhaps even inspire the inner artist (or critic) in you. So, grab this book, leave your sanity at the door, and prepare for a whimsical journey through the mind of a man who painted like his life depended on it—because, in many ways, it did. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the quirkiest of literary treasures await you with open, slightly dusty arms. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1122/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/van-gogh-arles-saint-remy.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Methuen And Co Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1121 Wurzburg Official Guide To The Sights by Max H von Freeden Picture this: it’s 1981, and you’re perched on the edge of your seat (or perhaps your decidedly less comfortable sofa) as you thumb through the Wurzburg Official Guide To The Sights by Max H von Freeden. The world is on the brink of personal computers, and here you have a guide that promises to unlock the secrets of Wurzburg, a town that has likely been quietly sipping a pint while the rest of Europe rushes by. So, prepare your best “I’m effortlessly cultured” face, because this guide is here to transform your next visit into a slightly less ordinary pilgrimage. Or at least, it promises to attempt it. Inside this delightful time capsule of tourism, you will find all the essential spots that make Wurzburg the glittering hotspot it is—well, at least according to the Municipal Office for Tourism and Culture! With charming illustrations and maps that hint at the possibility of an adventurous detour (or more likely a wrong turn leading to a rather pedestrian corner), you’ll embark on a journey through the architectural wonders and cultural oddities that this Bavarian wonderland has to offer. Perhaps you’ll even discover why it’s a town that tourists tend to forget—if they ever remembered it to begin with. But what sights can you expect to behold? Prepare yourself for a list that could rival the most tedious itemized grocery list of all time. From the stunning Residenz (a UNESCO World Heritage site, because obviously), to the Marienberg Fortress, which perhaps offers more than just a view of the neighbouring gardens but most certainly an abundance of sore feet, you’ll want to make sure your walking shoes are securely laced. And let’s not overlook the wine cellars—where even the grapes must feel a sense of existential dread while waiting to be uncorked. If you find yourself wondering how wine can taste like regret, this guide may just be your new best friend. Condition: This guide is used, and let’s be honest, it shows the effects of its long journey through time. Corners might be dog-eared, pages can occasionally be misaligned, and a few sentences might have been lovingly annotated with the kind of insights only an overly enthusiastic tourist could muster. Perhaps you’ll find a few stray crumbs from a past reader’s ill-fated snack break, or a mysterious smudge that could either be a tribute to Bavarian cuisine or simply the remnants of a rogue pastry. Either way, it’s all part of the experience, isn’t it? As you flip through the pages, expect to find charming anecdotes about the local customs—do they really have a festival dedicated to sausages?—and the kind of trivia that will only serve to impress your friends when you inevitably forget to mention it in conversation. You can also look forward to a variety of baffling yet endearing photographs that will leave you questioning the fashion choices of the early ’80s, as well as a deep appreciation for how far cameras have come since then. Should you decide to purchase this delightful volume from Crappy Old Books, you’re not just buying a tour guide; you’re acquiring a slice of history that whispers sweet nothings about a town that has, for some inexplicable reason, slipped through the cracks of modern tourism. Perhaps Wurzburg is saving itself for a more discerning audience, one that appreciates the quirks and peculiarities over the shiny, new attractions that most tourists flock to. And if that audience happens to include you, well, congratulations! You’ve just added an ironic twist to your travel plans. So, roll up your sleeves, embrace the chaos, and let this guide be your companion in your quest to understand the enigmatic allure of Wurzburg. Prepare for a journey that promises to be as enlightening as it is bewildering, and you just might find yourself lost in the charms of this quaint little town—if only for a few moments before you realize you’ve been standing in front of the wrong church for the last half-hour. Now, isn’t that worth a chuckle and a second-hand purchase? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1121/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wurzburg-official-guide.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Municipal Office for Tourism and Culture of Wurzburg 9783800301485 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1120 A Guide Book To Heidelberg by Dr L Schmieder Welcome to the curious world of “A Guide Book To Heidelberg” by one Dr. L Schmieder, a title that, much like a well-meaning travel companion who insists on showing you the local sights but knows absolutely nothing about geography, promises a whirlwind adventure through all things Heidelberg. Published by the elusive Dr. Johannes Horning—who, judging by the lack of an ISBN, must have had a rather unorthodox approach to publishing—this book is the perfect companion for those who wish to navigate the cobbled streets of Heidelberg with the grace of a slightly confused tourist. Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: the year of publication is unknown. This could mean it is a relic from the ‘70s, a lost artifact of the ‘90s, or even a speculative tome written in the future. Who knows? The time warp surrounding this book only adds to its charm, like finding a vintage sweater in a charity shop that might just be from an alternate universe where everyone wears plaid and drinks lukewarm tea. Inside, you’ll discover a mélange of historical anecdotes, dubious sightseeing recommendations, and perhaps a recipe or two for dishes that should certainly never be attempted, all penned in a style that reflects the author’s apparent and profound love for the city—or, perhaps, an overwhelming desire to annoy readers with convoluted sentences. Expect to find chapters that range from the etymology of ‘Heidelberg’ (hint: it involves a lot of Germanic roots and possibly a few too many umlauts) to the historical significance of its castle, which, if you squint hard enough, might resemble a crumbling old biscuit. Dr. Schmieder seems to have laced his guide with an endearing yet baffling blend of enthusiasm and condescension; it’s as if he’s trying to assure you that you’re in for a treat while simultaneously suggesting that you really ought to have studied your maps beforehand. This book is ideal for those who appreciate scholarly profundities juxtaposed with the profound absurdities of travel. One might argue that this guide is more of a scavenger hunt than a manual. The author implies that you’ll be searching for hidden gems, but it’s questionable whether he’s referring to local sights or just the occasional bit of coherent writing. Either way, if you fancy yourself an amateur sleuth with a penchant for wandering around aimlessly, you’re in for a delightful time trying to decipher what Dr. Schmieder actually means when he instructs you to “follow the path less trodden, but not too far; we wouldn’t want you to get lost.” What can you expect from this absurdly delightful tome? Here’s a handy list to guide you—pun intended—through what you might glean from its pages: Unsubstantiated claims about Heidelberg’s history that may or may not be true. Instructions on how to navigate the city’s complex public transport system, ideally without a map. A love letter to questionable local delicacies that should probably remain untried. Occasional musings on the existential dread of travelling alone. Footnotes that seem to reference other books, none of which can be found in this guide. Condition: As for the condition of this book, it is used—evidence of a life lived and an adventure embarked upon. The pages are yellowed, potentially containing the essence of past journeys, adorned with the occasional coffee stain that hints at poor decision-making, and a few dog-eared corners that testify to the book’s role as an actual guide rather than a mere decoration on a coffee table. It has been read, loved, and left to languish in a second-hand bookshop for far too long, now waiting patiently for its next unsuspecting owner to breathe new life into its pages. So, if you’re looking to explore Heidelberg with the guidance of a book that teeters on the edge of the absurd and the informative, “A Guide Book To Heidelberg” is your ticket to a journey that promises more than just the city itself—it offers a delightful jaunt into the whimsical mind of Dr. L Schmieder. At Crappy Old Books, we celebrate this peculiar blend of quirk and irony, and we can’t wait for you to embrace it as your own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1120/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-guide-book-to-heidelberg.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dr Johannes Horning no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1118 Sermons In Shorts by Geoffrey Hoyland In a world where brevity is the soul of wit, Geoffrey Hoyland’s 1944 nugget of wisdom, "Sermons In Shorts," delivers the spiritual equivalent of a well-timed quip at a dinner party—short, sharp, and just a tad awkward. Published by the esteemed Student Christian Movement Press Ltd, it beckons with the promise of salvation in bite-sized segments. One might speculate that Hoyland had a peculiar sense of humor, or at the very least, a penchant for sartorial absurdity when choosing such a title. Imagine, if you will, a congregation of students clad in nothing but metaphorical shorts, discussing the weighty matters of faith while basking in the breezy comfort of enlightenment. Now that’s a visual worth pondering! As we delve into this literary curio, one can’t help but wonder what drove Hoyland to adopt such a format. Were traditional sermons just too lengthy for the modern, snack-sized attention spans of the 1940s student? Perhaps he envisioned a world where theology was served like fast food—quickly digested yet utterly fulfilling. Each sermon might be a mini-lecture, perfect for those moments when one needs a spiritual pep talk but lacks the time or inclination to sit through a full-length homily. After all, who has the luxury of time when there are important matters to discuss, like the correct way to crochet a tea cozy or the latest gossip about the church choir’s new soloist? Within the pages, readers may uncover the most tantalizing elements of the Christian ethos distilled into pithy, palatable morsels. Expect the likes of “Faith in Under Five Minutes” or “Hope: Not a Fad Diet but a Lifestyle Choice.” The linguistic gymnastics of Hoyland are sure to leave one scratching their head and chuckling at the sheer audacity of it all. There’s something deliciously ironic about seeking divine wisdom in the form of abbreviated sermons that feel more like sound bites than sacred texts. Hoyland’s approach encourages a sense of community and companionship among his readers, who may find themselves in spirited discussions reminiscent of a pub debate, albeit with considerably less ale and more fervent nodding. Imagine a late-night gathering of students rallying around the fire, armed with this book, passionately arguing the merits of sermon brevity—“I mean, why not just yell ‘Amen’ and call it a day?” And what of the physical tome itself? It’s a used relic of its time, complete with slightly dog-eared pages and the faint smell of musty academia. Each flip of the page offers a whiff of nostalgia, as if countless eager minds have inhaled the wisdom within, each hoping to emerge slightly more enlightened than before. It’s a veritable time capsule, an artifact of a post-war society yearning for meaning in the chaotic whirl of life. Perfect for those days when you want to ponder the mysteries of existence without committing to an entire theological treatise. Condition: This second-hand copy comes with the usual quirks one might expect from a well-loved book. Expect some underlining, annotations, and perhaps a cryptic doodle or two in the margins—a testament to a previous owner’s struggle to reconcile Hoyland’s brief sermons with their own existential crises. The spine retains a charming flexibility, allowing for easy handling and the occasional dramatic flourish as you wave it about during your next debate on the merits of concise theological discourse. So, if you fancy a book that blends the sacred with the absurd, or if you’re simply looking to spice up your bookshelf with literary oddities, "Sermons In Shorts" might just be your ticket to a world where faith and flippancy coexist in delightful harmony. Get your hands on this quirky volume today, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where even the most peculiar titles find a new home. Because where else can you find theological discussions wrapped in the playful garb of brevity? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1118/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sermons-in-shorts.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Student Christian Movement Press Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1117 That Fascinating Book by Newman Watts Ah, 1945! A year that brought us the end of a world war, the invention of the modern microwave (okay, maybe not just yet), and, of course, the unparalleled literary masterpiece known as *That Fascinating Book* by the illustrious Newman Watts. If you have ever found yourself in the throes of existential ennui, desperately seeking enlightenment and excitement, look no further. This book, intriguingly devoid of any subtitle or clear theme, promises to be just as captivating as its title suggests—or perhaps it won’t, which is half the fun, really! Published by the reputable Henry E Walter, a name that echoes through the hallowed halls of obscure publishing history, this tome offers readers a delightful peek into the mind of Newman Watts. One can only wonder what led him to pen such a cryptic title, as if he knew we would be asking “Fascinating in what way, exactly?” while sipping a lukewarm cup of tea. Did he leave tantalizing clues within the pages? Or perhaps he intended for readers to fill in the blanks with their vivid imaginations—or, more likely, their laundry lists. The possibilities are as endless as the pages of this book, which are, to be fair, not very many. Imagine, if you will, curling up in a worn armchair, your cat curled suspiciously at your feet, as you embark on a journey of intellectual exploration. What awaits you? Something profound? Mundane accounts of daily life in post-war Britain? A recipe for fruitcake? The charm of this book lies not in what it presents but rather in the questions it raises: What exactly is fascinating? Are we all just living in a constant state of fascination, or has Newman simply used the word as a distraction from an otherwise dull narrative? Indeed, the philosophical implications are staggering. One cannot overlook the fact that the book is a veritable treasure trove of delightful mischief. Some might say it photographs the very essence of its time, capturing the spirit of a generation still reeling from the war. Others might argue that it is merely a collection of words strung together in a way that confounds the very notion of literary coherence. The latter, of course, would be utterly missing the point of such a quirky read. After all, who needs coherence when you have a title that dares to promise fascinations galore? If you’re still on the fence about whether this book deserves a spot on your cluttered shelf, consider this shortlist of reasons why it might just be the addition your library never asked for: A text so ambiguous it doubles as an excellent conversation starter—or the perfect way to end one. Vintage charm that could add a touch of irony to your otherwise serious literary collection. The sheer thrill of wondering if it will ever tell you what’s so fascinating. An opportunity to reflect on the depths of post-war ennui in a light-hearted manner. Perfect for those moments when your coffee break needs a spectacularly confusing interlude. Condition: This book is used, which means it carries the delightful weight of history, the scent of forgotten libraries, and the occasional yellowing of pages that whisper tales of its previous owners. It may or may not contain some cryptic annotations from a bewildered reader, adding to its charm. You might find coffee stains, or fingerprints of what could only be described as an existential crisis; rejoice in the fact that you are not alone in your quest for meaning! So, if you’re ready to embrace the unknown, or perhaps just to poke fun at the very idea of literary fascination, *That Fascinating Book* by Newman Watts is waiting for you at Crappy Old Books. It beckons like a siren—though whether that siren is singing a sweet melody or merely chirping out random notes remains to be seen. Either way, what a fascinating journey it promises to be! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1117/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/that-fascinating-book.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Henry E Walter no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1115 John Constable by Phoebe Pool Step right up, art aficionados and wannabe romantics! Feast your eyes on a tome that’s more elusive than a rain-soaked English summer, packed with the wisdom of a thousand landscapes. "John Constable" by Phoebe Pool is a 1968 masterpiece from the illustrious Blandford Press, a publisher that seems to specialise in titles that evoke more curiosity than enthusiasm. What could possibly be inside this book? A collection of Constable’s greatest hits? A list of his favourite tea blends? A manifesto on the importance of clouds? Your guess is as good as ours! The binding is a bit delicate but it hasnt been opened in a long time. It is otherwise in good condition but could well fall to bits if you were not gentle with it. Ideal for leaving behind at parties to make it look like you like John Constable. Also great for giving to people that probably wont read it. Born in the time when artists were celebrated for their ability to capture the essence of scenery rather than their Instagram likes, Constable was a man who took his job seriously—perhaps too seriously. Here we have an author who surely cracked the code of artistic mastery, or at least attempted to while sipping a cup of lukewarm Earl Grey. Pool’s exploration of Constable’s life likely offers a delightful commentary on the perils of painting pastoral scenes while the world outside is going to the dogs. Will we learn about his brushes, palettes, and the existential dread of trying to achieve the perfect shade of green? Only one way to find out! Engaging with this book could be akin to standing in front of a Constable painting—noble but slightly bewildering. One might expect to find a balanced mix of history, art theory, and the occasional whimsical anecdote about how Constable’s dog may have inspired his use of cerulean blue. Was it a directly emotional affair, or merely a matter of aesthetics? Who knows! However, we suspect you’ll be left more perplexed than enlightened, which is, after all, half the fun. To further whet your appetite for this literary curiosity, here are some potential highlights you might stumble upon within its well-thumbed pages: A thorough examination of clouds—because who doesn’t want to read about the fluffy things that block the sun? Insight into the artist’s choice of landscapes, perhaps revealing that he never really learned to draw anything else. Endearing stories about Constable’s cat that definitely didn’t exist—thank you, artistic license! A few questionable theories that art critics have held onto like grim death, simply because they sound fancy. Illuminating footnotes that may or may not make you feel smarter for having read them. As you meander through this book, don’t be surprised if you find yourself contemplating life’s great mysteries: Why do we romanticise the English countryside? How many sheep is too many in a painting? And why did they decide to call this publisher “Blandford”? The answers may be as elusive as Constable’s elusive muse—perhaps it was the same one that inspired him to paint those rolling hills that seem to stretch into eternity. Condition: This particular copy has been previously owned, which means it carries the subtle scent of nostalgia and the faint sadness of being overlooked on an attic shelf. Pages may be dog-eared and yellowed, with the occasional coffee stain that could spark wild theories of its previous owner’s caffeinated ruminations. Don’t fret about the wear and tear; it only adds to the character of this treasure. A little bit of love, a dash of neglect—just like life itself! So, dear reader, will you be the one to give this quirky exploration of John Constable a new home? Will you dare to unravel the enigma of artistic endeavour in the pages penned by Phoebe Pool? Find out at Crappy Old Books, where our motto is “If it’s old and slightly crummy, it’s probably just right for you!” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1115/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/constable-blandford-art-series.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Blandford Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1114 Fur Geburtstags Kinder by Ein Besinnlich Buchlein Book of religious poems in German Small pocket book. Ah, "Fur Geburtstags Kinder," a title that rolls off the tongue like a particularly enthusiastic German birthday song! Published in the illustrious year of 1967 by Johannes Kiefel Verlag, this curious tome appears to be an earnest yet puzzling nod to the innocence of childhood celebrations, possibly written by the somewhat enigmatic Ein Besinnlich Buchlein, who sounds like the type of person who would bring a fruitcake to a party and insist it’s delightful. But fear not; this book is not just a relic from a bygone era—it may also serve as a window into the whimsical world of 60s birthday traditions, where party hats were more pointy, and cake was more ‘serving’ than ‘dieting.’ Each page may be filled with delightful illustrations, assuming you find a certain charm in what could be described as the artistic style of a kindergarten crafts fair gone slightly awry. One can imagine that the content is a celebration of all things birthday-related, from balloons that got overly excited about helium to the inevitable chaos caused by overcooked sausages. The book likely reflects the spirit of the times, where parents went all out to make birthdays memorable—possibly to the point of unintentional chaos involving relatives, pets, and a suspiciously wobbly cake. As you turn the pages, you might stumble upon a plethora of expectations: invitations crafted with the utmost care, games that involve little more than resting your eyes on a spinning wheel of fortune, and, of course, the obligatory singing of "Happy Birthday" in multiple languages, including one that is probably made up entirely of joyous squeals. Who wouldn’t want to learn how to throw a party that could rival the lavish affairs of the local monarchy? One can almost hear the echoes of 1960s revelry as you read, along with the distant sounds of children attempting to blow out candles in a single breath—only to end up with sticky icing all over their faces. But let’s not overlook the educational aspect of this book, for it may contain noble attempts at imparting wisdom on the finer points of birthday etiquette. Perhaps there’s a chapter titled “How to Politely Decline the Last Piece of Cake” or “The Do’s and Don’ts of Birthday Gift Regifting,” because, after all, nothing says ‘thoughtful gift’ quite like a hand-me-down toy that has seen better days. It’s a treasure trove of knowledge for any young celebrant seeking to navigate the treacherous waters of birthday social dynamics. Of course, you’d expect a book like this to have a certain charm, but one can only wonder if it qualifies as a guidebook or more of a historical document detailing what not to do at children’s parties. The ideals of 1967 may seem quaint today, yet there’s a nostalgic allure to the idea of family gatherings where the biggest dilemma was how to keep the cat from getting into the birthday cake. Condition: Used. This book has clearly seen some action, perhaps a few birthday parties of its own. Its pages are marked by the fingerprints of enthusiastic little hands and occasional crumbs of long-forgotten cake. While the spine may be a little creased and the cover slightly scuffed, it holds the essence of a well-loved relic. Much like the best birthday tales, it has stories to tell not just through its text, but through the very wear and tear that speaks of joyous occasions past. In summary, "Fur Geburtstags Kinder" is more than just an instruction manual for party planning; it’s a delightful romp through the absurdities of festive gatherings, a peek into the whimsical realm of childhood celebrations, and an artifact that may just inspire you to throw your own birthday bash—preferably with slightly fewer wobbly cakes and a lot more cake-eating. So, if you’re feeling brave and have a penchant for quirky histories, look no further! Grab this book from Crappy Old Books and let the birthday shenanigans begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1114/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fur-geburtstags-kinder.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Johannes Kiefel Verlag no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1112 The St Andrews Lectionary Of Bible Lessons by AWY and EY In a world rife with spiritual confusion and existential dread, one might find solace—or at least some bemusement—in the curious pages of "The St Andrews Lectionary Of Bible Lessons." Authored by the enigmatic duo known simply as AWY and EY (perhaps their initials stand for "Aren’t We Yawning?" and "Eternal Yawns"?), this 1937 treasure from Baskerville Press invites readers to ruminate on Bible lessons that have likely been lost in the mists of time—or possibly just the back of the church cupboard. Imagine, if you will, a tome that not only seeks to enlighten but also seems to flirt with the absurd. The St Andrews Lectionary is not merely a book; it’s a veritable time capsule filled with lessons so profound that they surely deserve a spot in the annals of obscure religious literature. The authors, in their infinite wisdom, appear to have plucked these lessons from the ether, with a touch of whimsy that could only arise in a post-Victorian Scotland, where tweed and tea reigned supreme. As you thumb through its yellowed pages—each one a delightful blend of earnestness and arch irony—you might find yourself pondering the less-traveled paths of religious thought. What exactly were AWY and EY trying to convey through their eclectic selection? Did they envision that their work would become a collector’s item for hipsters with a penchant for the obscure, or were they simply trying to make sense of the universe in a time when the world was teetering on the brink of war? This lectionary is a curious specimen, offering insights that might have been cutting-edge in the late ’30s but now may prompt more eye-rolls than "Ah-ha!" moments. With a delicate balance of reverence and irreverence, it invites readers to explore some of life’s most pressing questions, albeit in a style that seems to have been inspired by a particularly dramatic sermon gone awry. You can practically hear the echo of a Scottish minister passionately expounding on theological quandaries while simultaneously attempting to wrangle a particularly unruly congregation. Discover lessons on faith that might make you question the very nature of belief. Marvel at the occasional footnote that reads like a philosophical sidebar at a pub debate. Unearth a plethora of historical references that probably require a thesaurus to fully grasp. Experience a nostalgic journey through religious jargon that feels like a cross between Shakespeare and a badly translated text. Wonder if AWY and EY were secretly attempting to pen the world’s first anti-lectionary. Condition: In used but charming condition, this book carries the marks of time like a well-loved heirloom. The spine creaks as you open it, and the pages bear the delightful aroma of aged paper, mingled with the faint whiff of incense—possibly a remnant of the last church service it attended. There are a few annotations that may either be the musings of a previous reader or perhaps the ravings of a misguided soul grappling with the meanings within. Either way, these blemishes add character, proving that even religious texts can have an identity crisis. So, if you’re ready to embrace the peculiar charm of yesteryear and explore a lectionary that hovers somewhere between divinely inspired and comically absurd, "The St Andrews Lectionary Of Bible Lessons" awaits you. Dust it off, crack open its pages, and prepare for a journey unlike any other, all thanks to the eccentric vision of AWY and EY. After all, what could be more entertaining than a theological exploration from Crappy Old Books? Dive in with caution, and you may just emerge with a newfound appreciation for the whimsical oddities of faith. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1112/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-st-andrews-lectionary-of-bible-lessons.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Baskerville Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1111 Christianity And History by Herbert Butterfield In the grand labyrinth of literature, where ideas duel like gladiators in a Roman arena, we find ourselves face-to-face with a tome that has somehow managed to straddle the line between theological profundity and historical curiosity. Enter “Christianity And History” by Herbert Butterfield, a 1957 publication from Fontana Books, a name that might as well be synonymous with scholarly exploration but is more known for its whimsical book covers than its deep academic insights. This isn’t just a book; it’s a portal to a world where the past collides with the divine in the most intriguingly awkward fashion. Butterfield, a historian who apparently had a penchant for musing about the cosmic relevance of Christianity amidst the chaos of human history, invites readers on a journey that promises to be both enlightening and mildly perplexing. One can only imagine the intellectual hodgepodge that awaits within these pages, where historical events might be paired with biblical parables in a dance as awkward as it is enlightening. Was the Battle of Hastings a spiritual awakening? Did the Reformation come about because someone had a particularly bad day? These are the questions that might float into your mind as you navigate Butterfield’s prose. What’s fascinating—and perhaps somewhat concerning—about this book is its uncanny ability to oscillate between being a scholarly text and an existential crisis. You may find yourself pondering whether history is merely a backdrop for divine intervention or if perhaps the divine itself is but a footnote in mankind’s relentless pursuit of chaos. Butterfield’s unique flair for argumentation leaves plenty of room for interpretation, meaning you could finish this book any number of ways: inspired, confused, or even mildly irritated at how your own philosophy has been called into question. Prepare yourself for a veritable buffet of contradictions, as Butterfield does not shy away from the messy intersections between faith and fact. He invites his readers to consider a few problematic points, such as: How many times did Jerusalem change hands before someone thought, "Maybe we should just leave it alone?" Whether the Council of Nicaea had more in common with a family reunion than a serious theological conference. The impact of the Crusades on both faith and fashion—because why can’t history also be fabulous? Just how many different interpretations of ‘turn the other cheek’ it takes to justify a good argument. If zealotry should ever be considered a historical trend worthy of its own chapter. So, what can you expect as you step into this intellectual circus? Prepare for a carnival ride through time that may leave you feeling more dizzy than enlightened. You might find yourself questioning the very fabric of your beliefs while simultaneously chuckling at the absurdity of it all. Or, perhaps you’ll just end up scratching your head, wondering how you ended up reading a book that seems to hold a mirror up to the past while simultaneously throwing glitter over it. Condition: This particular specimen, procured from the depths of Crappy Old Books, has seen better days. The cover displays a certain charm that only age can impart—think vintage meets well-loved with a hint of existential dread. The pages, though yellowed and crinkled, smell faintly of must and the occasional whiff of a long-forgotten library. Marginalia may decorate a few pages, likely the scribbled thoughts of a reader who, in their enthusiasm, perhaps lost the plot—or found it in a most unexpected way. As you wrestle with Butterfield’s musings, you might just find your own beliefs under interrogation, leading you to ponder whether the past holds lessons applicable to our current state of bewilderment. So grab a copy of “Christianity And History” today, and remember: enlightenment is just a few oddly-timed historical anecdotes away—brought to you in all its used glory by Crappy Old Books. Dive in, or perhaps just trudge through, as history and faith mingle in this delightful enigma of a read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1111/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/christianity-and-history.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1110 The Man In the Dark Room by F Townley Lord DD In the jazzy, smoke-filled parlours of 1929, where the swing of the Charleston was preparing to collide with the equally chaotic clatter of the Great Depression, a curious tome lurked in the shadows—this is surely not its first time being shoved into the hands of a bewildered reader. “The Man In the Dark Room,” penned by the elusive F Townley Lord DD, beckons from the dusty shelves of your local second-hand bookshop, promising a riddle wrapped in an enigma, served with a side of mild confusion. What could possibly unfold in a dark room, you ask? A secret rendezvous? A coffee stain? Perhaps an existential crisis brought on by a bad cup of tea? The possibilities are as endless as the number of pages in this rather curious publication. One can only speculate as to the nature of the man concealed within the obscurity of this literary landscape. Is he a poet wrestling with his own shadow, a disgraced aristocrat contemplating his questionable life choices, or merely someone who forgot to pay their light bill? The mind reels with the potential for mystery and melodrama, yet the title does imply a certain lack of illumination—both literally and metaphorically. Perhaps the dark room serves as a metaphor for the human condition? Or maybe it’s just where F Townley Lord DD kept his collection of peculiar hats. We may never know. The Carey Press, a publisher known for its penchant for the unconventional, has graced us with this delightful curiosity. With a spine that is more likely to crack than a bad pun at a family gathering, this book has survived the test of time, albeit not without some wear and tear. Each page must be carefully turned as though it were a vintage record on a gramophone, lest it disintegrate into a cloud of 1920s dust. The very act of reading this tome is an adventure in itself—one that requires the reader to brace for an imminent encounter with the past, complete with the scent of old paper, the essence of nostalgia, and perhaps a hint of mothballs. What awaits within these pages? A thrilling narrative? A philosophical treatise? Or perhaps nothing more than a series of musings that leave you pondering the merits of light versus darkness while simultaneously wondering if you should have opted for the latest bestseller instead? The charm lies in the uncertainty, as the reader becomes a detective of sorts, piecing together the fragments of a story that may or may not be there. As the protagonist wanders through the dark room—if there even is a protagonist—will you uncover the truth, or will you be left squinting in the shadows, desperately trying to remember where you put your reading glasses? In the spirit of fair play, we must also consider the accompanying cast of characters, if any exist. A dubious butler? An enigmatic love interest? Or simply a collection of equally bewildered individuals who also found themselves trapped in this dark room of intrigue? The possibilities are as vast as the number of times one might hear the phrase “back in my day” at a tea party. You may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all or scratching your head in bewilderment as you navigate the labyrinth of F Townley Lord DD’s mind. Condition: Used. This literary relic boasts the kind of character that only comes with age. Expect pages that may flirt with the idea of disintegration and margins that have been scrawled upon by previous owners, each adding their own layer of history. It is the kind of book that you might feel guilty for reading in public, as it could lead to unsolicited questions about your taste in literature. Perfect for those who appreciate the quirks of the past, this book is a testament to the art of not knowing what you’ve signed up for. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and don’t mind delving into the unknown—while perhaps contemplating why you didn’t just stick with a reliable genre—“The Man In the Dark Room” awaits. Be prepared for a journey that is as much about the reader as it is about the mysterious man within. After all, who knows what you might discover in the shadows? Perhaps the only certainty is that you will find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of existence, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1110/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-man-in-the-dark-room.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Carey Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1108 Let Me Introduce by Wilhelmina F Channon In an era when the only thing more puzzling than the British weather was the social etiquette of the upper crust, Wilhelmina F. Channon’s "Let Me Introduce" emerges from the cobwebbed recesses of 1950 like a rather dishevelled peacock at a formal garden party. Hailing from the illustrious Victory Press, this delightful tome promises not just introductions, but an entire cavalcade of social blunders and playful faux pas that would make even the most seasoned tea-toting matron clutch her pearls in shock or, at the very least, her cuppa in indignation. Picture, if you will, a quaint drawing room bedecked with floral wallpaper, where the mingling guests are less concerned about establishing connections than they are about outwitting each other in a game of social chess. Channon invites you to engage with her cast of characters—a mostly well-meaning lot whose grasp of "proper introduction" is as tenuous as their grasp of the concept of personal space. It’s a veritable minefield of awkward silences and overzealous handshakes. You’ll encounter dapper gentlemen whose bowler hats seem to have a mind of their own and ladies who will insist upon introducing you to their pet poodles before they even mention their own names. With each turn of the page, anticipate the delightful absurdities that arise from the tangled web of introductions gone awry. Indeed, one might even ponder if social gatherings are merely elaborate schemes designed to confuse the unsuspecting guest into forgetting their own name. But don’t let the charming chaos dissuade you! Channon’s prose is as sharp as a well-pressed suit, with an ironic wit that will leave you chuckling and shaking your head at the follies of humanity. Every interaction is a lesson in the fine art of making acquaintances—or, more accurately, making a complete hash of it. Perhaps you’ll find yourself nodding along in recognition as you recall your own misadventures at a wedding or an office party. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy has likely seen its fair share of cocktail spills and accidental encounters at funeral receptions. The pages are yellowed with age and seasoned with just the right amount of nostalgia—a perfect addition to your collection of slightly bemusing literature. Expect dog-eared corners and the occasional scrawl from a previous owner who felt the need to comment on the unfortunate use of the word “languid” or the curious habit of one character to wear mismatched socks. It’s practically a conversation starter in itself! Now, if you’re wondering what makes "Let Me Introduce" a must-read, consider the following features: A whimsical view of post-war British society and its peculiar social norms Characters who would fit right in at your eccentric Aunt Gertrude’s soirees Unintentional life lessons in how not to make friends A narrative style that oscillates between delightful and utterly bewildering Channon’s sharp humour, which might just inspire a new appreciation for your own awkward moments So, if you’re ready to embark on a literary journey filled with the rich aroma of over-brewed tea and the light-heartedness of social blunders, "Let Me Introduce" awaits you. Just be prepared to cringe, chuckle, and perhaps rethink your own introduction strategies. Remember, social gatherings may be a delicate dance of civility, but with Channon’s expert guidance, you might just find yourself leading the waltz. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, because let’s face it, even the best introductions deserve a second-hand welcome. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1108/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/let-me-introduce.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Victory Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1107 Miracle On The River Kwai by Ernest Gordon Once upon a time, in the swinging sixties when miniskirts were shorter than your average novel, Collins decided it was high time to unleash "Miracle On The River Kwai" upon an unsuspecting public. Crafted with the same fervour as your Aunt Mabel’s fruitcake, this tome offers a delightful blend of chocolate, nuts, and the occasional bolt of existential dread, perfect for those who find themselves at a loss between the realms of literary adventure and the disastrous past of wartime chronicles. Now, if you’re expecting a tale steeped in historical accuracy, you might want to reconsider your life choices. After all, who doesn’t love a bit of artistic license sprinkled atop a heap of conflict? The narrative dances down the banks of the River Kwai, occasionally tripping over itself in a bid to become the next great war epic, or perhaps just to fetch a cup of tea. You’ll find yourself pondering the profound questions of life while simultaneously wondering about the author’s choice of coffee brand during the writing process. Readers can expect to encounter a plethora of footnotes, as if the author wanted to ensure you understand exactly how many ways one can fabricate reality when writing about war. Amidst the explosions and emotional turmoil, you might just stumble upon an unexpected meditation on the human spirit, or perhaps simply a momentary escape into a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the plot is the weather forecast. Characters who may or may not have been inspired by real-life people (or perhaps a dream the author once had). Unlikely friendships forged in the fires of adversity—because who doesn’t want a buddy in a crisis? Philosophical musings that may leave you more puzzled than enlightened. Scenes of military prowess that somehow manage to include a fish-out-of-water narrative, because why not? And let’s not forget the obligatory moral dilemmas, because what’s a war story without a bit of soul-searching? Ernest Gordon, the man behind this peculiar concoction, seems to have tackled the subject matter with the kind of enthusiasm that could rival a toddler in a candy store. One can only wonder if he penned this book while perched precariously on the edge of a riverbank, with a notepad in one hand and a sandwich in the other. Perhaps he was attempting to bridge the gap between gripping storytelling and philosophical discourse, but alas, the bridge may have crumbled under the weight of his grand ambitions. Condition: This particular edition of "Miracle On The River Kwai" has seen better days; much like a well-loved dog that’s now sporting a few patches and a questionable odour. The pages are tinged with that delightful yellowing that only decades of neglect can bestow, and the cover bears the marks of time and the occasional coffee stain—each imperfection a testament to its journey through the hands of various readers. It might lack an ISBN, but think of it as a badge of honour in the world of antiquarian literature. Perfect for those who enjoy a good chuckle alongside their historical dramas or for the collectors who appreciate the charm of a well-thumbed book with a story of its own. Embrace the irony of a book that dares to tackle the complexities of humanity while most likely having been read in a single sitting on a rainy Tuesday afternoon. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing we believe in more than the power of the written word is the ability of a good book to age like a fine cheese—or perhaps more accurately, like something slightly less appetising. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1107/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/miracle-on-the-river-kwai.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1105 Bwei Menfchen by Richard Bob Prepare yourself for a literary excursion into the labyrinthine corridors of Richard Bob’s bizarre masterpiece, "Bwei Menfchen." Published by the enigmatic J Engelhorns Rachf Stuttgart during a time when the world was teetering between the chaos of the Great War and the whimsicality of interwar Europe, this book is as elusive as a cat in a hat shop—delightfully confusing, utterly charming, and yet, entirely unnecessary. German book. no idea what its about. Has a date inside for 1916 and a note in pen signed 14/2.1935, presumably a gift. First things first: the title itself, "Bwei Menfchen," is a delightful conundrum. Is it a playful nod to the rich tapestry of human experiences? Or perhaps Bob simply got carried away with the letters after mistaking his typewriter for a game of Scrabble? Either way, expect a flurry of whimsical missives and curious interactions that challenge the very fabric of comprehension, much like a wool sweater after a spin cycle. Richard Bob, a man whose biography reads like a Monty Python sketch, never quite managed to pin down what he was trying to say—if he was trying to say anything at all. Rumor has it he spent his days staring out of windows contemplating the existential dread of having misplaced his socks, which might explain the erratic plot structure. You won’t find a straightforward narrative here; instead, prepare for a delightful collage of thoughts, dreams, and the occasional rant about the price of cabbage in 1923. As you unwrap the pages of "Bwei Menfchen," you might encounter a series of quirky characters and oddball situations that seem to have emerged from Bob’s fever dream. What exactly is the motivation behind the protagonist’s quest for the perfect tea blend? Why does he insist on wearing two pairs of shoes at once? These questions may haunt you long after you’ve closed the book—much like an old friend who overstays their welcome. One cannot overlook the delightful time capsule that this book represents. With each turn of the page, you are greeted by the idiosyncrasies of the 1910s and 1920s, including the odd glimpses of technology that was once cutting-edge but is now as quaint as a horse-drawn carriage on the M25. Imagine the joy of reading about the trials of a man trying to navigate a world on the brink of modernity while also contemplating the philosophical implications of why the toast always lands butter-side down. For those brave enough to embark on this literary adventure, you can expect to encounter: Absurd dialogues that sound as though they were written by a committee of squirrels. Descriptions of settings that may or may not exist outside of Bob’s imagination. Unconventional metaphors that leave you questioning your own grasp of reality. Random footnotes that hint at a greater narrative, though you’ll probably forget them by the next paragraph. Characters whose motivations are as clear as mud, challenging your understanding of human nature. Condition: This delightful volume is used, as one might expect from a book that has seen the light of day since the early 20th century. The pages show signs of age, with yellowed edges and the distinct aroma of neglected history—a scent that can only be rivaled by an old library or your great-uncle’s attic. But fear not! The binding is surprisingly intact, as if Richard Bob himself is whispering, “Keep reading, you might just find something delightful in this mess!” So grab your monocle, don your best tweed jacket, and prepare to be whisked away into the whimsical world of Richard Bob’s "Bwei Menfchen." You might not emerge unscathed, but what is life without a little confusion and a dash of absurdity? Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every book tells a story—sometimes even one that resembles coherence! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1105/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bwei-menfchen.jpg 2.25 GBP in_stock used Media > Books J Engelhorns Rachf Stuttgart no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1102 The Rose And the Yew Tree by Agatha Christie In a world where the roses bloom with an alarming vibrancy, and the yew trees loom mysteriously over quiet graveyards, Agatha Christie’s “The Rose And the Yew Tree” blossoms like a rather peculiar flower in the garden of literary delights. Published in 1974 by Fontana, this delightful tome invites readers to explore themes of love, loss, and the peculiar ways in which flora can symbolize the intricacies of human relationships—if you squint just right and tilt your head to the left. Imagine if the English countryside were a character in an eccentric play, complete with a bemused butler and a sprinkle of dramatic irony. That’s precisely the atmosphere Christie conjures, wrapping her plot in layers of suspense and intrigue, much like a tightly bound bouquet of flowers, complete with a few thorns for good measure. One can’t help but ponder whether the yew tree represents the unyielding weight of fate or simply a rather stubborn old fellow who refuses to budge, leaving readers to ruminate on the nature of existence while sipping tea and half-heartedly discussing the weather. As you venture into the pages of this second-hand treasure, you may notice that the characters are as intricate as the rose’s petals, intertwined in ways that evoke both admiration and bewilderment. Perhaps you’ll encounter a love triangle that’s more of a love octagon, with each angle representing a different shade of human emotion—jealousy, passion, and that awkward moment when one realizes someone is wearing the same outfit at a garden party. Christie, with her usual flair, deftly navigates the labyrinth of human feelings, leaving breadcrumbs of clues that might just lead you to the heart of the matter—or to a particularly thorny bramble bush. Moreover, this literary garden is not without its share of foul weather. Expect gusts of miscommunication, downpours of regret, and the occasional sprinkle of sarcasm that might leave you chuckling at the absurdity of it all. One could argue that the rose symbolizes delicate beauty, while the yew tree serves as a reminder that life, much like a poorly pruned hedge, can be rather unruly and unpredictable. It’s a juxtaposition that might just inspire a philosophical debate or two over a well-brewed cup of Earl Grey. For those who find themselves enamored with the subtleties of language and the playful dance of wordplay, Christie’s prose is a feast for the senses. With each chapter, you’ll likely feel as though you’re wandering through a peculiar maze, where every turn reveals yet another unexpected twist. Whether it’s the rustle of leaves or the quiet whispers of secrets long buried, the atmosphere thickens like a well-seasoned loaf of bread left to rise a tad too long. You’ll find yourself wondering what lies beneath the surface—the roots of the rose or the ominous shadow of the yew, perhaps both vying for your attention. Condition: This particular volume is not without its quirks and flaws, reflecting a life well-lived in the hands of previous readers. Expect the occasional crease, a stray pencil mark that may or may not be a cryptic hint from a long-lost admirer, and a distinctly lived-in smell reminiscent of a quaint, bookish café. The pages are tinged with a hint of nostalgia, possibly telling tales of late-night reading sessions and cups of tea gone cold. It’s as if the book itself has a story to tell, one that extends beyond its printed words. And so, dear reader, if you find yourself longing for a tale that dances between the delicate and the macabre, “The Rose And the Yew Tree” will surely tickle your fancy. It promises to be not just a read, but an experience—one that envelops you in its peculiar embrace. You may even find that your own garden of thoughts has been forever altered by the enchanting prose of Agatha Christie, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1102/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rose-and-the-yew-tree.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1101 Elementary Mechanics Of Machines by J Hannah and RC Stephens In an era when the mere notion of machines conjured images of steampunk fantasies and Mad Max car chases, J Hannah and RC Stephens chose the audacious path of exploring the unglamorous, yet infinitely fascinating, world of mechanical fundamentals. “Elementary Mechanics of Machines,” published in 1963 by Edward Arnold, is an engaging treatise that, while likely to be relegated to the dusty corners of your local library, holds a special place in the hearts of those who appreciate the beautiful simplicity of levers, gears, and pulleys—tools that shaped everything from Victorian contraptions to modern-day coffee machines. Content dynamics simple harmonic motion velocity and acceleration cams crank effort diagrams governors balancing friction friction clutches belt drives and band brakes spur gearing gear trains Picture yourself in a classroom, surrounded by students gazing vacantly at diagrams of obscure contraptions. There’s a fair chance that one of them is clutching this very textbook, their eyes glazed over as they attempt to process the intricate ballet of forces and motions. Yet, herein lies the charm: Hannah and Stephens have taken the time to elucidate the complicated dance of mechanics with all the panache of a cat trying to walk on a hot tin roof. If you’ve ever wanted to understand why your toaster sometimes resembles a small explosion rather than a reliable breakfast appliance, this book might just be the enlightening experience you didn’t know you needed. Harking back to an era where it was perfectly acceptable to use an exclamation mark in every sentence and to encourage readers to triumph over mathematical dread, this text is a cavalcade of vintage academic enthusiasm. One can almost hear the echoes of old-school lecturers urging students not just to read, but to embrace the mechanical wonders of the universe. The cover, adorned with modest illustrations of gears and wheels, might not scream excitement but promises a world where science and practicality coalesce. The authors delve into topics that might seem esoteric to the average layperson, yet they manage to imbue them with a sense of importance that would make even the most uninterested reader raise an eyebrow. The mechanical principles are laid bare with all the grace of a hippo attempting ballet—delightfully clumsy yet oddly captivating. Expect equations that might make your head spin and diagrams that may promise to clarify but instead leave you questioning your life choices. But fear not! This book is here to transform your confusion into a newfound appreciation for the machines that surround us. Whether it’s the washing machine that battles dirt with a ferocity that rivals a gladiator or the bicycle that dares to challenge gravity, these mechanical marvels await your enlightenment! Condition: Used, like your uncle’s old fishing rod or that one sock you refuse to throw away. The pages may carry the aroma of time—perhaps a hint of mustiness that reminds you of your grandparent’s attic, filled with forgotten treasures and oddities. The cover bears the marks of a robust life, complete with the occasional dog-eared page that suggests someone may have been particularly fond of a chapter on friction (a riveting subject, indeed). Despite its wear and tear, it stands as a testament to its resilience, much like any good piece of machinery. In the spirit of the mechanical marvels it discusses, this book is not merely a collection of facts and figures but a call to action! It beckons you forth into the realm of gears and springs, encouraging you to ponder the very essence of motion. Who knows, by the end of your journey through its pages, you may find yourself constructing your own Rube Goldberg machine—an extravagant contraption destined to toast your morning bread while simultaneously watering the plants and folding your laundry (a feat achievable only through sheer imagination and perhaps a little wizardry). Unravel the mysteries of mechanical advantage without losing your mind. Discover the sheer thrill of calculating forces that, let’s be honest, you’ll probably never use. Marvel at illustrations that seem to be stuck in the 1960s—it’s retro chic at its finest! Rekindle your love for machines that may or may not have been designed for the space race. Find yourself inexplicably drawn to the idea of assembling furniture with more than just an Allen key. So, if you’re looking to fill your bookshelf with a tome that speaks to the hidden mechanics of life and perhaps solve the great mysteries of why things break and how they work, grab a copy of “Elementary Mechanics of Machines.” You might just discover that even the most mundane aspects of existence have a story waiting to be told, all thanks to the undying enthusiasm of J Hannah and RC Stephens. Don’t forget to grab it from Crappy Old Books, where even the most battered volumes come with their own https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1101/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/elementry-mechanics-of-machines.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edward Arnold no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1100 Advanced Mechanics Of Machines by J Hannah and RC Stephens In the illustrious year of 1964, a time when mod fashion and the Beatles ruled the UK, two stalwarts of scientific jargon, J Hannah and R C Stephens, decided to take the plunge into the labyrinthine world of gears, levers, and the advanced mechanics of machines. Yes, that’s right! If you’ve ever gazed longingly at a washing machine or felt overwhelmed by a particularly obstinate garden hose, this tome might just be your ticket to understanding the mechanical marvels that surround us. Or it might not. Who can say? What does one expect from a book that promises to elevate your understanding of machines to an advanced level? Perhaps riveting anecdotes about the life cycles of bolts, or thrilling tales of how a pulley system can save the day. Or maybe it’s more along the lines of an extended treatise on the benefits of friction—because nothing says ‘page-turner’ quite like a 200-page discussion on static versus kinetic friction. The authors, undoubtedly armed with slide rules and an unfathomable amount of tea, have crafted a masterpiece—or a perplexing puzzle—depending on your perspective. Featuring the kind of diagrams that make you question your life choices and equations that seem to come from an alternate dimension, this book is a delightful mix of practicality and existential dread. You might find yourself asking questions like, “Why do I need to know how a crankshaft functions when I can barely keep my toaster from burning my toast?” or “Is this really how I want to spend my Saturday afternoon?” What is particularly charming about ’Advanced Mechanics of Machines’ is its uncanny ability to strike fear into the hearts of those who approach it. It’s not merely a book; it’s an invitation to unravel the very fabric of engineering consciousness. And let us not overlook the unique joy of encountering a 1964 book with no ISBN—a time capsule that speaks of a world before barcodes were a trusted companion for the bookish. What’s more, you might even feel a sense of camaraderie with previous readers who have jotted down their own notes in the margins, possibly as a form of existential therapy. As you traverse the pages, don’t be surprised if you find yourself inadvertently building a model contraption out of household items, complete with a makeshift hydraulic system using an old ketchup bottle. This is the real magic of J Hannah and R C Stephens’s work; it’s not just about mechanics; it’s about the possibility of spontaneous engineering using whatever you have on hand. After all, who could forget the moment when inspiration strikes and you find yourself knee-deep in a complex assembly of rubber bands and shoelaces? As you contemplate the mysteries of the universe through the lens of advanced machinery, you might consider the potential chaos awaiting you as you try to impress your friends with your newfound knowledge. “Why yes,” you will say, “I can explain the intricacies of a double reduction gear set.” And then, as their eyes glaze over, you’ll realize that perhaps you should have chosen a less riveting topic for pub conversation. Condition: Used, but honestly, who among us isn’t a bit worn around the edges? This book has lived a life, experiencing the rough and tumble of countless curious minds and perhaps a few spilled cups of tea. Its pages may show signs of wear, dog-eared corners, and the occasional ink smudge, providing a narrative of its own—one that’s far more interesting than any advanced mechanism discussed within its covers. So, if you’re ready to delve into the complex world of machinery while simultaneously questioning your life choices, look no further than ’Advanced Mechanics of Machines.’ Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we proudly embrace the quirky, the ironic, and the slightly more than vaguely perplexing. Because why read something straightforward when you can grapple with the mysteries of a crankshaft instead? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1100/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/advanced-mechanics-of-machines.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Edward Arnold no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1099 Getting Afloat by Caravan Publications Ltd Step right up, dear reader, and brace yourself for a voyage through the whimsical waters of "Getting Afloat," a literary concoction from the esteemed Caravan Publications Ltd—an outfit surely created by a band of merry sailors who either adored the high seas or simply fancied themselves architects of nautical nonsense. Published in the curious year of 1965, a time when most were busy donning bell-bottoms and grooving to the Beatles, this book offers a curious escape that may or may not involve actual boats, but definitely wades in the deep end of quirky prose. Now, one might wonder if this book is about sailing, floating, or merely avoiding sinking under the weight of post-war ennui. It invites speculation, much like a poorly tied knot on a rickety boat. Are we to believe that the author, in their infinite wisdom, offers sage advice on how to keep one’s head above water? Or does it promise to teach you how to fashion a makeshift raft out of discarded kitchen utensils and sheer determination? While we may never know, the cover alone—a charming illustration that appears to have been crafted during a particularly uninspired tea break—certainly whets the appetite for mystery. Let’s address the elephant in the room—or perhaps the lifeboat in the bay. The very notion of getting afloat suggests a labyrinthine journey filled with twists, turns, and the occasional rogue wave. Will our protagonist be a plucky sailor, a misguided landlubber, or perhaps a cat with a vested interest in maritime affairs? The pages promise tales of adventure, so long as you can navigate the slightly yellowed paper and occasional coffee ring stains from previous readers who may have taken their nautical explorations a touch too seriously. If you ever felt your life was adrift, this book might just be the life preserver you didn’t know you needed. It could serve as a guide to the most inappropriate nautical humor, or perhaps the best way to build a boat out of nothing but your sense of irony and a bit of string. The potential for mischief is immense; it’s as though the author is winking at you from the other side of the book, saying, "You’ll never guess what happens next!" Whether you choose to take that leap of faith into the unknown or merely float on the surface like a dandelion seed in a summer breeze is entirely up to you. And, speaking of floating, let us not overlook the more practical elements of this book. The lack of an ISBN is either a bold statement against the constraints of modern publishing or an indication that it’s so old that even the ISBN system was still in its infancy. Either way, it adds a layer of charm that only the truly dedicated bibliophile can appreciate. Imagine the stories this book could tell about the lives it’s touched—perhaps it has been used as a makeshift coaster or even as a secret weapon in a particularly competitive game of book-themed bingo. Condition: Used, but in a way that adds character, much like a well-loved teddy bear that has seen better days. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint scent of mildew reminiscent of an unventilated attic, and a slight warping that suggests it’s been subjected to moisture—whether from a rainy day or the tears of previous readers who couldn’t quite handle the absurdity contained within. In essence, it’s a book that has lived, breathed, and perhaps even floated a bit. So grab your most ironic beach towel, don that sunhat you bought on a whim, and prepare to embark on a journey of questionable nautical wisdom. Whether you emerge victorious or find yourself floundering among the pages, one thing is certain: "Getting Afloat" promises an experience that is as delightful as it is disorienting. And remember, a second-hand treasure from Crappy Old Books is not just a purchase; it’s an adventure waiting to happen—or at the very least, a very unusual paperweight. 7th edition featuring 70 new launch sites. This directory has been compiled by Light Craft magazine, in conjunction withthe Ship and Boat Builders National Federation. It is designed to assist the owners of small boats of all types, including cruisers, dinghies, canoes and runabouts with special reference to car-top and trailed boats. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1099/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/getting-afloat.jpg 5.25 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Caravan Publications Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1098 Applied Mechanics by JD Walker In the grand tradition of academic texts that may or may not have ever been read, "Applied Mechanics" by JD Walker emerges from the dusty stacks of the 1960s with all the charm of an old-school professor adjusting his spectacles to better peer into the complex equations of life. Published by English Universities Press Ltd during an era when people still thought comb-overs were a fashionable hairstyle, this book promises to be as enlightening as it is bewildering. Perhaps it’s a manual on how to apply mechanics in your everyday life, or maybe it’s just a collection of thoughts that JD Walker scribbled down during his lunch breaks. Either way, it’s bound to enthrall and confuse in equal measure. Contents Velocity and acceleration Projectiles Relative velocity Mass, motion and inertia Torque and angular motion Energy Impulse and momentum Motion in circular path Simple harmonic motion Forces and frameworks Friction Stresses and strain Shearing forces and bending moments Centroids and second moments of area Beams and bending Torsion of shafts Pressure of liquids Flow of water Impact of jets If you’ve ever wondered how to make sense of the mechanics behind, say, a particularly enthusiastic cup of tea spilling over or the inexplicable phenomenon of socks disappearing in the wash, this book might just hold the key – or it may leave you pondering the existential dread that comes from trying to solve the velocity of a teapot that’s just been knocked off the counter. With the sort of depth that rivals a kiddie pool, Walker’s prose style is reminiscent of a mid-century lecture hall where chalk dust floated in the air thicker than the students’ attention spans. Don’t expect thrilling narratives or gripping characters here; instead, be prepared for a rich tapestry of diagrams and equations that may or may not correspond with the actual laws of physics. The text wanders through topics like static equilibrium with all the enthusiasm of a retired civil servant reminiscing about the glory days of post-war infrastructure. You might find yourself questioning whether you’ve stumbled into a physics class or a particularly dry episode of "Top Gear." Spoiler alert: there are no car chases, but there is a decidedly amusing discussion on the friction of rubber on tarmac. In these pages, you’ll encounter an array of captivating subtopics that are most likely best left to the realm of academia, such as: The mysterious forces of nature that cause books like this to haunt second-hand shops. A riveting exploration of how to calculate the moment of inertia while simultaneously losing the will to live. Techniques for applying mechanics to your own procrastination (because who doesn’t need a formula for that?). A deep dive into the world of pulleys, which are, ironically, a textbook example of things that pull you away from enjoying your weekend. And, of course, a veritable treasure trove of illustrative diagrams that may or may not have been drawn during a particularly uninspiring coffee break. This book’s publication during the 1960s means it has an air of nostalgia, which could almost make you feel sentimental—if only the ink hadn’t faded to a shade that resembles the underbelly of an unwashed couch. In its used condition, one can only imagine the places this book has traveled, from the hands of earnest students to the dusty corners of forgotten libraries. It carries the faint whiff of chalk dust and lost opportunities, making it not just a book but a relic of a time when students were still quite enamored by the notion of learning something “applied.” Condition: Used, and could be construed as “well-loved,” or you know, “in desperate need of a good home.” Pages may exhibit a certain level of crinkling that suggests the previous owner had their own mechanical mishaps while reading, possibly involving coffee stains or the occasional tear from sheer confusion. Despite its slightly battered appearance, this tome still stands as a testament to the resilience of knowledge and the profound artistry of the printed word. So, if you’re ready to embrace the quirky world of engineering theory and are in search of a book that doubles as both a doorstop and a conversation starter, look no further. JD Walker’s "Applied Mechanics" awaits to grace your shelf—or perhaps to make a grand exit out of your window during the next scientific experiment gone awry. Experience the delightfully bewildering world of second-hand literature with Crappy Old Books, where every volume tells its own story of love, loss, and inexplicable equations. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1098/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/applied-mechanics-jd-walker.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books English Universities Press Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1097 Strength Of Materials by Bevis Brunel Low In the grand tradition of musty university basements and the inexplicable obsession with bending steel beams, we present to you "Strength Of Materials," a title that audibly groans under the weight of both its contents and history. Written by the eminent yet seemingly forgotten Bevis Brunel Low (surely a name that evokes reverence in the field of material science, if not a hearty chuckle), this 1964 tome from Longmans will make you question not only the strength of materials but also the strength of your resolve to read it. Grab your hard hat, for the journey into the world of tensile strength and compressive forces awaits! Contents: Stress and strain Torsion of shafts Shear Forces and bending moments Bending stresses Combined direct and bending stresses Shear stresses in beams Deflection of beams Leaf springs Riveted joints Welded joints Principal strains Strain energy Columns and stuts Theories of elastic failure Thick cylinders Testing of materials Mechanical properties of materials Imagine a time when the only thing more riveting than contemplating the structural integrity of a bridge was... well, anything else. This book, a veritable relic of the Cold War era, is packed with diagrams and formulas that could make a mathematician weep with joy or fall into a deep existential dread. The author’s approach to the robustness of materials is as dry as the chalk dust from a neglected blackboard, and yet, it somehow manages to be utterly essential for anyone hoping to design a structure that won’t collapse under the weight of its own ambition. The matter-of-fact tone could almost be mistaken for irony, as if Low himself were winking at the reader from the pages between discussions of shear stress and Young’s modulus. Yet, here lies the beauty of it: lurking within the dense prose, you may uncover nuggets of information that might just save your life—or at the very least, your next DIY project. This book, the very epitome of "used," might just be the perfect companion for that lonely weekend spent contemplating the sagging rafters of your garden shed. With a cover that has seen better days and a spine that could tell tales of late-night study sessions and hasty brush-offs, "Strength Of Materials" is practically begging to be picked up, dusted off, and appreciated for its historical charm. As you leaf through its pages, you might find yourself in a nostalgic reverie about the days when materials science was a hot topic of conversation at dinner parties—or perhaps that was just in Low’s dreams. But why stop at merely reading? Use it as a conversation starter! Imagine the delight of your friends when you regale them with tales of tensile strength and the fascinating world of load-bearing calculations. Will they roll their eyes? Will they be utterly absorbed? Uncertain outcomes are part of the thrill—much like the very materials Low discusses at length. You could even challenge them to create a structure using only the concepts laid out in this delightful book. Just be prepared for the awkward silence that follows when no one shows up with their blueprints. Condition: Used, with pages that may or may not have been dog-eared by a particularly passionate engineering student. The cover is slightly tattered, like the dreams of anyone who’s ever tried to understand the nuances of structural analysis. Every smudge tells a story, and every crease could be the defining moment of a momentarily confused reader. It has endured the test of time, much like the very materials it discusses—a testament to its resilience, despite the occasional coffee stain. So, if you find yourself in the mood for some scholarly musings on the strength of materials, look no further than Low’s masterpiece. Whether you’re a civil engineer looking for a trip down memory lane or an unsuspecting new homeowner with an alarming lack of knowledge about what really holds up a roof, this book has something for you. Why not add "Strength Of Materials" to your collection from Crappy Old Books? After all, every shelf deserves a little whimsy, a dash of irony, and perhaps a hint of the bizarre. Embrace the quirkiness of second-hand literature and let Bevis Brunel Low guide you through the highs and lows of material strength, one awkwardly phrased paragraph at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1097/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/strength-of-materials.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1093 Mathematics For technical Students Part Two by A Geary, HV Lowry and HA Hayden In a world where numbers dance and equations frolic, "Mathematics for Technical Students Part Two" emerges from the dusty annals of 1957 like a time-traveling tutor with a rather stern face. This book, authored by the illustrious trio of A Geary, HV Lowry, and HA Hayden, promises to whisk you away on a riveting adventure through the not-so-captivating realm of technical mathematics. You may be wondering whether this is a spellbinding read or an elaborate form of self-punishment, but rest assured, it has sufficiently intrigued many a student who has found themselves desperately seeking solace in the pages of academic ennui. With the meticulous charm of a bygone era, this volume is a veritable treasure trove of mathematical concepts that can transform even the most mundane of technical students into numbers-savvy heroes. Expect no less than the rigorous analysis of formulas and the dissection of equations that would make even Newton raise an eyebrow—or perhaps simply roll over in his grave. From angular momentum to the most intricate of logarithmic functions, this book serves as both a guide and a mildly intimidating relic of educational history. Includes: Algebraic processes Factors Quadratic equations Logarithms Variation Similar figures Miscellaneous theorums Solis Geometry Trigonometric ratios Angles Trigonometric equations Vectors Triangle formulae Differentiation Iintegration But fret not, dear reader, for you shall find within these pages a plethora of topics presented with an earnestness that is both endearing and slightly terrifying. You may be tempted to think that this book comes with a side of parchment tea and a biscuit or two, because who wouldn’t want to sip and ponder the intricacies of differential equations in their spare time? Geary, Lowry, and Hayden seem to have concocted a literary brew that is half textbook, half academic boot camp, ensuring that readers will be proficient in mathematics or questioning their choices for a lifetime. Prepare to grapple with the following scintillating subjects: Complex numbers that will leave you wondering if you’ve stepped into another dimension. Trigonometric identities, perfect for those who enjoy solving problems while maintaining an impeccable sense of angular elegance. Statistical tools that are almost as fun as watching paint dry – but with numbers! The mysterious world of matrices, where even the simplest operations can feel like a game of 3D chess. And let’s not forget the ever-elusive calculus, which may or may not lead you to a breakdown or a breakthrough! Condition: A vintage gem, this copy is well-loved and has seen the inside of many a forgotten classroom. The cover exhibits the charming wear of decades gone by, with slight creases and spots that whisper tales of its academic journey. Pages yellowed with age, yet stubbornly intact, they remain resolute against the test of time, willing to absorb your tears of confusion and triumph alike. Expect the occasional marginalia, likely penned by a previous owner who found something profound or simply needed to vent their frustrations regarding parabolas. So, whether you are a student of mathematics trying to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of equations or an existential philosopher pondering your life choices while confronting the reality of numerical assessments, this book is just the ticket. It’s a gentle nudge toward enlightenment—or at least a solid reminder of why you opted for a career in the arts instead. As you leaf through this treasure trove of mathematical wisdom, remember that Crappy Old Books is dedicated to unearthing such unique finds that carry with them the weight of history, knowledge, and just a hint of absurdity. Dive in, if you dare, and let the numbers take you on a journey you never knew you needed! Or don’t—it’s entirely your choice, after all! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1093/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mathematics-for-technical-students.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1092 Pearls Girls And Monty Bodkin by PG Woodhouse Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes on the peculiar concoction that is “Pearls, Girls And Monty Bodkin”! Penned by the illustrious P.G. Wodehouse in the illustrious year of 1974—a year when bell-bottoms were still a thing and disco had just begun its slow march to world domination—this tome promises to be as delightfully tangled as a pair of your grandmother’s favourite knitting needles after a particularly spirited evening with the cat. What exactly can one expect from this whimsical creation, you ask? Well, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be caught in a dizzying whirlwind of pearls—both metaphorical and literal—while simultaneously navigating the tempestuous waters of romantic entanglements and societal expectations, then look no further! Wodehouse’s gift for absurdity shines brighter than a disco ball at a 1970s party, and Monty Bodkin, bless his heart, is here to lead the way through the chaos that is life, love, and the almighty pursuit of wealth. Our protagonist, Monty Bodkin, is a chap whose name rolls off the tongue like a fine vintage wine—smooth and just a tad pretentious. One can only assume that Monty is equipped with a certain charm that borders on the ridiculous, possibly enhanced by a singular obsession with pearls. What kind of pearls? Why, the ones that dazzle the eye and distract from the fact that he might be woefully underqualified for the social circles he frequents! Throw in a few girls—those delightful beings who seem to drift in and out of Monty’s life like a whiff of vintage cologne—and you’ve got yourself a cocktail of hilarity waiting to be served with a twist of lemon and a cherry on top. Now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves—this book doesn’t drop you right into the action like a cat in a fishbowl. No, dear reader, you’ll find yourself meandering through Wodehouse’s signature prose, which dances merrily across the page like a tipsy uncle at a family wedding. His ability to weave intricate plots that somehow make complete sense in their absurdity is nothing short of a marvel. You may even find yourself laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of Monty’s escapades, as if life were but one grand farce unfolding before your very eyes. But what really makes this delightful volume worth your attention? Allow us to present a few pearls of wisdom, if you will: Absurdity at its finest: Experience a narrative that spins wildly and unapologetically. Endlessly quotable: Prepare for conversations that make your friends raise eyebrows and chuckle. Unlikely heroes: Monty Bodkin may not have the bravado of a James Bond, but he has charisma by the bucketload. Romantic misadventures: Because who doesn’t enjoy a good old-fashioned love mishap? Wit sharper than a tailor’s needle: Wodehouse’s clever wordplay will keep you on your toes. Condition: This particular copy of “Pearls, Girls And Monty Bodkin” has been previously loved, which means it might carry the faint scent of bygone adventures and a few dog-eared pages that have seen better days. It’s a bit like finding an old friend in a dusty attic—much like Monty himself, this book has its quirks, but those quirks only add to its charm. The cover may bear the marks of time, but as they say, it’s what’s inside that counts. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises laughter, confusion, and a smattering of romance—served with a side of pearls, of course—look no further than “Pearls, Girls And Monty Bodkin.” Available now at Crappy Old Books, your one-stop-shop for literary treasures that have seen better days but are still bursting with character. Grab a copy, sit back, and allow Wodehouse to whisk you away to a world of eccentricities and delightful absurdities. You won’t regret it—who knows? Monty might even grow on you. This is an ex library book from Hillingdon library. There is no date printed inside. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1092/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pearls-girls-and-monty-bodkin.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Barrie and Jenkins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1091 Christianity And Comminism by John C Bennett In the grand tradition of mid-20th-century polemics, we present to you a literary excursion that is as bewildering as it is audacious: "Christianity And Communism" by the ever-controversial John C. Bennett. Published in the spring of 1949, this curious work attempts to bridge the seemingly insurmountable chasm between the cross and the hammer and sickle. One must applaud the ambition, if not the execution. Do we really need another treatise on the clash of ideologies? Apparently, yes, because here we are, nearly three-quarters of a century later, still grappling with the implications of Bennett’s musings. What exactly can you expect from a book that boldly pairs two of humanity’s most polarizing forces? Will Bennett provide us with a harmonious symphony or a cacophony of contradictions? Spoiler alert: it’s more of the latter. The author, in his unyielding quest for intellectual honesty, takes us through a labyrinth of theological and political discourse that is as perplexing as it is occasionally enlightening. Is he advocating for a divine redistribution of wealth? Or is he merely poking fun at the absurdity that seems to pervade both camps? You will find yourself oscillating between outrage and amusement as you navigate the ideological gymnastics that Bennett performs with all the grace of a giraffe on roller skates. As you delve deeper into the pages, expect a delightful array of rhetorical flourishes. Bennett seems particularly fond of the well-placed analogy, often comparing capitalism to a ravenous beast and communism to a misguided but well-meaning puppy. Does this make sense? Not particularly. But that’s the charm of this text—its ability to leave you both bemused and contemplative. You might just find yourself pondering existential questions such as: “Can Jesus and Karl Marx share a cup of tea?” or “What would St. Paul think of the Soviet Union?” In the spirit of full disclosure, Bennett does not shy away from the contentious issues of his time, eschewing the safe harbours of political correctness for the choppy waters of unfiltered thought. His arguments are peppered with the fervour of a revivalist preacher and the indignation of a newspaper columnist on a bad day. You’ll find yourself either nodding in agreement or shaking your head in disbelief as he weaves together faith, politics, and social justice in a manner that borders on the outrageous. Inexplicably mixes theological insights with Marxist principles. Offers a masterclass in the art of rhetorical flair. Leaves you questioning your own beliefs (and possibly your sanity). Challenges the reader to reconcile contradictory ideologies. Is probably not the best book to bring to a dinner party. Condition: This copy has weathered the years with the same grace as an overused tea bag. Expect some dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and a spine that tells tales of late-night philosophical debates. It may not be pristine, but it carries the weight of history—a testament to the many readers who have grappled with its perplexities. If you enjoy books that are a bit tattered around the edges, much like your own understanding of the universe, then this is the one for you. So, if you fancy a text that dances on the precipice of absurdity while tackling the grand questions of existence, snatch up "Christianity And Communism." After all, who needs clarity when you can have a delightful mess of ideas? Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every book has a story, even if it’s a bit convoluted. Happy reading (and pondering). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1091/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/christianity-and-communism.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SCM Press Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1090 Words And Places by Canon Isaac Taylor In a world where our understanding of language and geography is often as muddled as a toddler’s finger painting, Canon Isaac Taylor’s “Words And Places” swoops in like a meddlesome owl, ready to hoot some sense into our minds. Published in 1925 by the ever-ambitious Thomas Nelson and Sons Ltd, this tome is an audacious attempt to marry the often-forgotten histories of place names with their etymological roots, a venture that would make even the most steadfast of lexicographers raise an eyebrow—or perhaps, roll it. Imagine a dusty library with creaking floorboards and the faint scent of ancient leather wafting in the air. You might find Canon Taylor hunched over a desk lit by a flickering lamp, quill in hand, pouring over maps while muttering to himself about curious place names that could easily double as the titles of 1920s detective novels. With a pinch of irony and a sprinkle of wit, this book is both a scholarly pursuit and a whimsical jaunt through the often absurd landscape of linguistics and geography. But what is it about the intersections of words and places that has piqued the interest of this canon? Perhaps he was contemplating whether “Wigan” sounded more like a quaint village or a dubious pocket of mischief. Or maybe he was simply trying to avoid the pressing responsibilities of his ecclesiastical duties by diving into the wordy quagmire of place names as a delightful distraction. Whatever the case, he has gifted us a volume that serves as a delightful reminder that names can often be more entertaining than the places themselves. As you peruse this volume, you may find yourself pondering the following critical questions: Why is it that the village of “Upper Wombat” sounds like the title of a terrible children’s show? Could the etymology of “Birmingham” reveal secrets about its inhabitants’ penchant for tea and biscuits? Is there a hidden meaning behind “Scunthorpe,” or is it simply a result of an overzealous naming committee? What does Canon Taylor think of modern-day place names like “Silicon Valley”? Is there a chapter on hipster nomenclature? How many more ‘worthless’ place names could be salvaged for posterity before they vanish like last year’s fashion trends? Condition: You will be receiving a used copy, which, like a fine cheese, has matured over the years—perhaps a little too much. Expect occasional annotations that might lead you to believe Canon Taylor had a rather lively debate with himself in the margins. These scribblings may offer you insights or, more likely, confuse you further. The cover is worn, the pages are gently yellowed, and the spine might creak with the kind of wisdom that only a 1925 book can possess. So, whether you find yourself in an armchair pondering the absurdity of language or in a pub quizzing friends on the origins of “Little Snoring,” this book promises a delightful, if slightly chaotic, exploration of our world through its names. It may not provide all the answers, but it certainly raises the question of why we are so utterly fascinated by the quirks of language and geography. Pick up your copy from Crappy Old Books, where every page turned is a step into the delightful chaos of literary history, and the used condition might just be the cherry on top of this peculiar cake! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1090/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/words-and-places.jpg 5.25 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thomas Nelson and Sons Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1089 In Tune With The Infinite by Ralph Waldo Trine Welcome, dear reader, to a literary experience that promises not just to enlighten but to raise a few eyebrows along the way! "In Tune With The Infinite" is a remarkable tome penned by the philosophical maestro Ralph Waldo Trine, who, let’s face it, probably had a few too many cups of herbal tea while pondering the secrets of the universe. Published in the grand year of 1939 by G Bell and Sons, this book is like a vintage wine—if vintage wine were a bit off, slightly dusty, and had a price tag that suggested it’s been sitting in a forgotten cellar for decades. Trine invites you on a journey of the mind that’s somewhere between a cosmic dance and a long-winded lecture at your eccentric uncle’s house. With chapters that meander through metaphysics and the power of positive thinking, the author seems to assert that all we need to do is hum a little tune and everything will fall into place. If only life were that simple! It’s a bit like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions—slightly dizzying and utterly unpredictable. One can’t help but imagine Trine in his study, quill in one hand and a crystal ball in the other, as he scribbles down thoughts on how to align your chakras with the fabric of the cosmos. It’s the sort of work that makes you ponder existential questions like, “Is my cat actually in tune with the infinite, or is it just the catnip?” In "In Tune With The Infinite," you will encounter: A charmingly dated take on self-help that predates the rise of social media influencers by a solid few decades. A philosophical discourse that might just convince you to wear socks with sandals—because why not embrace the infinite absurdity of life? Random anecdotes about nature that may cause you to reconsider your relationship with squirrels and dandelions. Thoughts on prosperity that could only have been written in a time when it seemed plausible that money grows on trees. Endless musings that could keep you up at night, questioning everything from your existence to why you ever let your friend convince you to read this book. It’s worth noting that this particular copy is not just “used” but “well-loved”—a euphemism that implies it has been read, perhaps multiple times, with a coffee ring on the cover as evidence of its many philosophical breakfasts. It’s the kind of book that could inspire someone to seek enlightenment or, at the very least, to find a sturdy bookmark. Who knows what treasures lie hidden in the margins where past readers jotted down their own revelations or confessions? Perhaps the meaning of life is just a scribble away. Condition: This book has seen better days. The cover is slightly battered, the pages are a delightful off-white with the occasional dog-eared corner, and there are hints of what could very well be existential angst spilled in the form of ink stains. A perfect companion for your next existential crisis or for those cozy, rainy weekends when you need a little inspiration to ponder the universe while wrapped in your questionable knitwear. So, if you’ve ever felt that unsettling urge to commune with something beyond the mundane—perhaps the universe, or at the very least, your fourth cup of tea—consider picking up "In Tune With The Infinite." It may not provide the answers you seek, but it will certainly offer a charming distraction. Get your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the only guarantee is a good chuckle and the distinct possibility of wandering down a rabbit hole of philosophical musings! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1089/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-tune-with-infinite.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books G Bell and Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1088 The Story Of Americas Religions by Hartzell Spence In a time when the world teetered on the edge of fashionable existential crises and the middle-class was still trying to figure out what “Beat” meant, Hartzell Spence took it upon himself to tackle the audacious task of chronicling the myriad faiths that have shaped the land of the free but not always brave. "The Story of America’s Religions" is a paradoxical treasure trove of insight and contradiction, written with the earnestness of someone who genuinely believes that understanding the divine is just a well-timed footnote away. Published in 1960 by Abingdon Press—an establishment that likely used a typewriter with a mind-boggling array of fonts—this tome is a study in frayed edges and yellowed pages, enough to make bibliophiles weep with both joy and nostalgia. Spence dives headfirst into an eclectic mix of spiritual beliefs, ranging from the well-trodden paths of Christianity to the more obscure, like the ceremonial practices of the local squirrel-worshipping society. Yes, you read that right. If you’ve ever wanted to learn how a rabble of acorns may just be the key to enlightenment, this book could hold the secret. Expect an odyssey through various sects, schisms, and the occasional outlandish cult that might have popped up in a woodsy corner of Vermont. The author’s tone is a curious blend of pious reverence and cheeky bemusement, as if he’s sitting across from you at a diner, stirring his coffee while recounting the fabulous misadventures of the American spiritual landscape. Each chapter invites you to ponder profound questions like, “Is it really possible to reconcile a love for pancakes with a commitment to celibacy?” and “How did we get from Puritanism to the Church of the Disco Ball?” Prepare to encounter the following enlightening experiences as you navigate this paperback pilgrimage: Insightful anecdotes that may or may not involve a talking raccoon. A running commentary on why every religion seems to have its own version of a holy casserole. A dubious yet entertaining exploration of the sacred and the absurd. Footnotes that are like delightful little snacks for your brain—if snacks were often tangential and mildly confusing. A section devoted to the role of religion in American pop culture, where Elvis meets the Dalai Lama in an unforeseen twist of fate. Condition: Used, but fear not, for its dog-eared pages whisper stories of past readers who perhaps debated the merits of reincarnation while sipping lukewarm coffee. The spine is as sturdy as the convictions of a well-intentioned youth pastor, albeit with a few creases that suggest it has once been loved—or at least tolerated—by someone who was far too busy seeking enlightenment to be concerned with such trivialities. Great for casual browsing or for those moments when you want to impress friends with your encyclopedic knowledge of obscure faiths, Spence’s work invites you to examine the very fabric of American spirituality. As you turn each page, you may find yourself questioning not just the religious practices of your neighbors but also the state of your own beliefs—or lack thereof. “The Story of America’s Religions” is not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a philosophical puzzle wrapped in a cover that’s probably seen better days. So, if you’re curious to see how a 1960 lens interprets the vast kaleidoscope of American faith, then look no further than this quirky compendium, brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, and every story deserves a second chance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1088/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-story-of-americas-religions.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abingdon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1087 Memoirs by Tennessee Williams If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if one of America’s greatest playwrights sat down, poured a drink, and decided to gossip about his own life with absolutely no filter, Tennessee Williams’ Memoirs (1976) is pretty much that… except in paperback and now gently decaying in your hands. This Bantam Books edition (ISBN 0553027689) arrives courtesy of Crappy Old Books, which means it has already lived a life far more dramatic than most modern hardbacks. It may have been read in smoky bedsits, left face-down on questionable coffee tables, or used as emotional support during a messy breakup. In other words: it’s in exactly the right condition for a Tennessee Williams memoir — used, imperfect, and full of atmosphere. Inside, Williams strolls cheerfully through the wreckage of his own history: the fame, the lovers, the breakdowns, the parties that probably should have been illegal, and the plays that made polite society clutch its pearls. He writes about himself the way other people write about fictional characters they feel slightly guilty about inventing. It’s confessional, scandalous, oddly sweet, occasionally bitter, and frequently the literary equivalent of watching someone overshare at 2 a.m. in a hotel bar. This is not a sanitized, PR-approved life story. This is Williams muttering, “Oh, what the hell,” and opening the floodgates. Expect: Broadway triumphs and disasters described with a shrug and a side-eye. Romantic entanglements that make your group chats look tame. A running theme of glorious self-sabotage, told with surprising charm. And because you’re buying this particular copy from Crappy Old Books, you also get special bonus features, such as: Authentic shelf wear that proves somebody actually read the thing instead of posing it on Instagram. Softened pages ideal for reading at 3 a.m. when you, too, are contemplating your life choices. Possibly a faint scent of “old book and bad decisions,” which is exactly the right fragrance for a Tennessee Williams autobiography. So if you like your literary icons brilliant, damaged, honest to a fault, and weirdly funny about it, this battered little Bantam is for you. It’s not just a memoir; it’s a reminder that behind every “classic author” is a chaotic human being who spent a lot of time trying to make sense of themselves — and occasionally turning that attempt into art. Adopt this Used copy of Memoirs today. Tennessee will overshare, you’ll feel better about your own life, and Crappy Old Books will live to rescue yet another delightfully distressed paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1087/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tennessee-williams-memoirs.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553027686 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1085 Needle by Hal Clement In the dizzying realm of speculative literature, where the bizarre meets the brilliant, Hal Clement’s "Needle" emerges like a needle in a haystack—only you’re not quite sure if it’s the needle that’s sharp or the haystack that’s full of surprises. Released in that glorious year of 1961, this tome by Corgi is a veritable time capsule, capturing the essence of a world teetering on the brink of interstellar implosion and existential musings. You might even say the book is as sharp as its title, though the actual content remains an enigma wrapped in a riddle, all snugly ensconced in a rather unassuming cover. Now, as you hold this used copy, you might be wondering: is "Needle" a story about a sewing enthusiast gone rogue, or perhaps it’s a cutting-edge discourse on the virtues of needlework as a form of meditation? Spoiler alert—neither. Instead, the narrative flits between dimensions, playing host to a variety of imaginative concepts that may or may not involve aliens, espionage, and the occasional philosophical conundrum. But don’t get too comfortable; this book is known to keep readers on their toes, forcing them to engage in mental gymnastics that would leave even the most agile acrobat gasping for air. The protagonist, whoever they may be in this tangled web of plot threads, finds themselves embroiled in a core conflict that might just redefine your understanding of reality. It’s as if Clement took a page from the cosmic playbook and decided to juggle it for good measure. Expect a labyrinthine journey that may lead you to question everything you thought you knew about the universe, or at the very least, the etiquette of intergalactic diplomacy. If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, there’s always the chance you’ll find yourself pondering the ethical implications of using a needle as a metaphor—although if you’re looking for straightforward answers, this is likely not the book for you. But let’s not overlook some of the intriguing trinkets in this literary treasure chest. Within its musty pages, you may stumble upon a dizzying array of concepts such as: The art of intergalactic needlepoint, and why it’s not as popular as one might think Multiverse theories that might leave you questioning your sanity The social dynamics of beings who communicate solely through sewing terminology Clement’s trademark ability to make you question whether you’re reading science fiction or just plain fiction A surprise turn of events that may very well require a needle and thread to stitch your mind back together Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: the condition of this used copy, which has clearly seen better days, possibly during a negotiation with a particularly hostile alien species. Condition: This book exhibits signs of wear that could tell stories of their own—dog-eared pages, a spine that creaks like an old door, and a cover that bears the battle scars of a life well-lived. It may not hold the pristine allure of a shiny new edition, but therein lies its charm. It’s a conversation starter, a relic of the past, and perhaps a testament to the resilience of stories that refuse to fade away. So, if you’re in the market for a book that straddles the line between bewilderment and revelation, "Needle" might just be your go-to choice. It’s the kind of book that lingers in your mind long after you’ve closed the cover—like an itch you can’t quite scratch. Available through Crappy Old Books, this quirky volume is not just a read; it’s an experience, albeit one that may leave you questioning your life choices, or at the very least, your book collection. Well worn condition but not falling apart. Spine is a bit squashed and wonky but all pages and cover are intact. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1085/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/needle.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1084 My Place by Sally Morgan In a world where the concept of "home" is as nebulous as a British summer, Sally Morgan’s 1989 literary excursion, "My Place," invites you to lace up your most comfortable walking shoes and embark on a rather peculiar journey. Published by the ever-thoughtful Fremantle Press, this tome promises to whisk you around the globe—or at least around a few dusty corners of the author’s mind. Expect a delightful medley of nostalgia, heartwarming anecdotes, and perhaps a dash of existential crisis, all wrapped in a cover that has seen better days. Picture this: a bustling 1980s Perth, where disco balls still twinkle, and life is punctuated by the unmistakable aroma of meat pies and vague aspirations. Sally crafts a narrative that is less about destination and more about the erratic paths taken to get there. Think of it as a travelogue written by someone who forgot the map but remembered the snacks. Each page is a delightful reminder that sometimes getting lost is the most entertaining part of the journey, especially if you have a witty inner monologue to accompany you. Readers will find themselves immersed in a tapestry of memories as Sally reflects on her upbringing, peppered with quirky tales and absurd family dynamics. The text fluctuates between moments of profound insight and comically awkward situations, making it feel like you’re sitting in a cafe with a lively friend who occasionally forgets their train of thought but remains utterly charming nonetheless. From the youthful exuberance of childhood to the awkwardness of adolescence, this is a no-holds-barred examination of what it means to truly belong—if you can decipher that through the haze of late-night pub conversations. As the narrative progresses, you’ll encounter colourful local characters that populate Sally’s life, each as eccentric as a three-legged cat at a dog show. It’s a veritable cast of misfits that would make even the most dedicated socialite consider hibernation. You may just find yourself laughing out loud at the unpredictable twists in her life, or perhaps shaking your head in disbelief at the bizarre family traditions that can only come from a deeply entrenched sense of place—or lack thereof. But let’s not forget the heart of the matter: what is "My Place" if not an exploration of identity? Sally dives into the murky waters of self-discovery with all the grace of a hippo on a pogo stick. You’ll ponder the profound questions of existence and ponder why you ever thought a simple book about home could lead to an existential crisis reminiscent of those awkward teenage years. Is it a memoir? A philosophical treatise? A guide to avoiding adult responsibilities? You’ll have to read it to decide. It’s almost as if you’re caught in a delightful paradox: the more you read, the more uncertain you become about what “home” actually means. Through Sally’s eyes, the familiar morphs into the absurd, suggesting that perhaps our places in the world are not as fixed as we believe. Or maybe they are, and we’re all just too busy trying to figure it out over a cup of lukewarm tea. Condition: Used. This copy of "My Place" has clearly survived a few rounds of enthusiastic page-flipping and perhaps a rogue spill of Earl Grey. Expect dog-eared pages and a cover that bears the marks of many spirited discussions—proof that it has been loved, if not gently. A perfect companion for those who appreciate the history contained within the creases and smudges of a second-hand book. So, whether you’re seeking a literary escape, a dose of nostalgia, or simply a reason to question your entire existence, "My Place" might just be the quirky companion you didn’t know you needed. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a journey that will challenge your understanding of where you come from—or at the very least, leave you with a chuckle or two. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1084/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-place-sally-morgan.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fremantle Press 9780949206312 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1083 Detective Stories From The Strand Magazine by Jack Adrian In a world where the internet is but a glimmer on the horizon and Google is merely a doodle in some mad scientist’s notebook, there existed a charming little periodical known as The Strand Magazine. It was a delightful haven for those seeking witty banter, gripping mystery, and a dash of the absurd, all neatly packaged in a shiny paper cover. Enter, if you will, the illustrious Jack Adrian’s "Detective Stories From The Strand Magazine," published in 1992—because who doesn’t want to revisit a time when slap bracelets were all the rage and the idea of streaming anything was still reserved for water? This anthology is like a time capsule filled with the scent of old ink, the faint aroma of British tea, and just a hint of mustiness that would make your local library proud. Each page turns with the satisfying crackle of nostalgia, as you navigate through tales filled with plucky detectives, sinister villains, and plot twists that may or may not involve a butler who did it (spoiler: they often do). If you’re someone who enjoys reading while surrounded by the comforting smell of antiquity, then you’ve struck gold—or at least, a bronze medal—because this collection is a delightful tribute to the era of literature that relished in the twisty turns of crime and caper. But let’s not be too hasty; this collection is not just a cavalcade of clichés. Adrian has skillfully curated tales that range from the quaint to the quizzical, the foreboding to the farcical. With each story, you’ll uncover the art of deduction, the joy of ill-timed revelations, and perhaps a character or two who seems to have borrowed their personality from a Victorian-era sock puppet. You might find yourself questioning not just the motives of the characters, but also why you’ve chosen to spend your time with a book that smells a little like it was trapped in a forgotten attic, alongside an assortment of mysterious boxes labeled "Do Not Open." As you flip through these pages, you may wonder about the lives of the original readers. Were they huddled around a flickering gaslight, clinging to every word while their tea grew cold? Were they wrapped in a cloak of intrigue, surrounded by the hushed whispers of “Who could have done it?” Oh, the drama! You, dear reader, are now part of this lineage, a modern-day sleuth sifting through the delightful debris of literary history. Let us not forget the variety of characters you’ll encounter, each more peculiar than the last. From the detective who thinks a magnifying glass is an acceptable substitute for common sense to the villain who has an inexplicable fondness for collecting spoons, you’re guaranteed a cast of characters that makes you ponder your own life choices. Perhaps you, too, will find solace in the idea that your own peculiarities are merely character traits waiting to flourish, perhaps in a tale yet to be penned. Expect the unexpected: because who doesn’t love an illogical twist? Characters that seem to have escaped from a Victorian fancy dress party. Plotlines that may or may not have been scribbled down during a particularly boring tea break. A delightful mixture of the sublime and the ridiculous. Footnotes that could rival the length of the stories themselves. Condition: Used. This book has been well-loved and possibly cursed by the ghosts of literary critics past. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain that might suggest the reader was rather engrossed while sipping, and a spine that creaks as if it’s telling you to read another chapter—or maybe just put it down and go outside for a bit. So, if you’re in the market for a book that marries the past with a touch of delightful absurdity, look no further. "Detective Stories From The Strand Magazine" is waiting to become your trusty companion on those rainy afternoons when you’re too lazy to form new thoughts but are eager to unravel the mysteries of yesteryear. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story, and sometimes, that story involves questionable decisions. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1083/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/detective-stories-from-the-strand-magazine.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1082 Airs Above the Ground by Mary Stewart In the grand tradition of literary escapism, Mary Stewart’s “Airs Above the Ground” beckons you to delve into a whimsical narrative that seems to strut around the literary ballroom like it’s wearing a feathered boa and a monocle. Published in 1971 by Hodder, this novel encapsulates the essence of an era when shoulder pads were climbing to dizzying heights and the quaint notion of ‘adventure’ didn’t involve overpriced lattes or Wi-Fi password negotiations. Rather, it’s an invitation to engage with a world that’s just a tad more genteel—or absurd, depending on your perspective. The story, as it whimsically unfolds, revolves around themes that might involve romance and intrigue, all swirling about like a teacup in a tempest. Picture this: a plucky protagonist, possibly with a penchant for mischief, embroiled in exploits that take her spiraling through the air—both metaphorically and possibly literally, because why not? After all, the sky’s the limit when you’re reading a novel that has ’airs’ in its title. How many pages until someone turns into a kite? Only one way to find out. But let’s not forget the décor of this literary establishment. The pages are adorned with a nostalgia that could only be described as ‘slightly yellowed but still charming,’ echoing the long-forgotten days of the 1970s when books were not merely read, but lovingly cradled as if they held the mysteries of the universe. Each turn of the page might reveal quaint vocabulary choices that feel like a warm hug from an eccentric aunt or the faint whiff of mothballs in an attic full of treasures. As you traverse through this tapestry of whimsical occurrences, one can’t help but wonder about the book’s actual condition, aside from the obvious signs of having been previously adored. It’s as if the book were a time traveler, bringing remnants of prior readers’ tea stains and marginalia, which only enhance its character. You might even find notes in the margins—like an inter-reader conversation happening across decades, where someone has likely mused, “Was this really riveting enough to lug around on a bus?” Condition: Used, yes, but with a history that speaks louder than its creased spine. The cover might show signs of wear, possibly having been dropped during a particularly intense narrative moment, or perhaps it was a victim of a cat’s enthusiastic play. The edges are soft, and the pages are whispering tales of their own. You’ll want to read this book not just for the plot, but for the audacious spirit of survival it embodies—surviving multiple readings, potentially a few cups of tea, and maybe even the occasional bout of enthusiastic dog-earedness. What else might you encounter in this treasure trove of a novel? The subtleties of 1970s prose, an exploration of romantic escapades that may or may not have aged like fine wine, and a dash of intrigue that could make even the most stoic detective raise an eyebrow. If you lean in close enough, you might even hear the whispers of a bygone era that were once heard in the coffee shops of London, where every book was more than just a book—it was a conversation starter among the well-heeled and the well-read. So, dear reader, whether you’re seeking an adventure that harks back to a time when flying was still a marvel and not just a means to an end, or whether you simply wish to hold in your hands a piece of literary history, “Airs Above the Ground” is here, waiting for you like a peculiar friend at a party you didn’t want to attend but secretly enjoy. Let its oddities charm you, and perhaps, just perhaps, it will inspire you to share your own stories over a cup of lukewarm tea. Pick up your copy today, as sold by Crappy Old Books, and experience the delightful quirkiness of a novel that refuses to be anything but a delightful anachronism in a world that often feels far too serious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1082/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/airs-above-the-ground.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder 9780340024584 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1081 The Call To Worship by D Tait Patterson In the grand tradition of oversized tomes that demand a special place on your rickety shelf—preferably between an encyclopaedia of obscure fungi and a well-thumbed copy of “How to Grow Your Own Cabbages”—we present to you “The Call to Worship” by the enigmatic D Tait Patterson. Published under the banner of Carey Press, a name that rolls off the tongue like a fine vintage that may or may not be watered down, this book is a must-have for anyone who enjoys unearthing literary curiosities that feel like they fell through a time warp. Ah, worship! Who among us hasn’t felt a twinge of longing to gather with a motley crew of like-minded individuals, possibly wearing mismatched socks and sipping lukewarm tea, while pondering the great existential questions of the universe? This delightful volume seems to suggest that such gatherings involve more than just idle chit-chat about the weather or the latest gossip on the parish council. Instead, Patterson invites us into a world where the call to worship is not merely a notification that the service is about to begin, but an experience so profound that it could make even the most hardened cynic consider changing their ringtone to a Gregorian chant. Prepare yourself for a journey that may or may not include the following revelations: the mysterious powers of incense, the almost mystical significance of clapping on the off-beat, and the correct etiquette for communal hymn singing—spoiler alert: no one truly knows the tune to “All Things Bright and Beautiful.” Whimsically adorned with footnotes that may lead you down a rabbit hole of theological trivia or, quite possibly, make you wish you had paid more attention during your last church service, “The Call to Worship” promises to be a cornerstone of any self-respecting bookshelf. Learn how to spot a true worshipper versus a mere “cultural attendee” (hint: check the shoe choice). Explore the esoteric practice of ’liturgical dance’—yes, it’s a thing, and no, it’s not just a series of awkward movements. Delve into awkward anecdotes of parish life that are somehow both relatable and utterly uncomfortable. Discover the secret language of church bulletin typos that could lead to accidental excommunications. Uncover the truth about why “My Heart Will Go On” was never intended for Sunday services. As you delve into Patterson’s whimsically earnest prose, you may find yourself questioning whether this is a theological manifesto or a light-hearted guide to navigating the choppy waters of communal spirituality. Perhaps it’s both! But then again, isn’t that the beauty of second-hand literature? It holds a mirror up to life’s absurdity while simultaneously offering a gentle nudge toward self-discovery, all while you try to figure out the difference between sacrilege and sacrament. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days—its spine is as creaky as a church pew on a Sunday morning, and the pages are adorned with the occasional coffee ring that suggests at least one reader was indeed deep in contemplation (or perhaps simply distracted by the aroma of a freshly brewed cup). Edges may be frayed, and the cover is a delightful mix of faded glory and well-loved wear, much like the last vestiges of a once-vibrant hymn that no one remembers the words to anymore. So, if you’re in the market for something that will not only provide food for thought but also raise a few eyebrows during your next book club meeting, “The Call to Worship” is your ticket to the quirky side of spiritual exploration. Snag it while you can, and remember, there’s no better way to elevate your literary conversation than with a good dose of irony, available at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1081/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-call-to-worship-a-book-of-services.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Carey Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1080 Gods Ambassadors by Bertha C Krall Step right up, dear reader, and prepare for an experience as bewildering as the title suggests! "Gods Ambassadors," a literary offering from the astute mind of Bertha C Krall, premiered in 1953, a year when the world was still figuring out how to reconcile poodle skirts with post-war anxieties. Published by the illustrious Religious Education Press—because, of course, nothing says spiritual enlightenment quite like a publisher whose name sounds like a group of well-meaning but slightly confused civil servants—this book promises to serve as your guide to divine networking. Yes, you heard that right: it’s like LinkedIn for celestial beings, where the stakes are a bit higher and the dress code is, well, ethereal. Krall, a name that rolls off the tongue like a hymn sung at a slightly off-key church service, seems to presume that her readers are longing for a crash course in heavenly diplomacy. Who knew that navigating divine relations was a thing? In this world of celestial sponsors and heavenly PR campaigns, forget simply praying; it’s all about crafting a compelling elevator pitch for your soul. If you’ve ever wanted to know how to impress a deity or two, well, you might just find yourself engrossed in these pages. But wait! Before you get too carried away with the prospect of rubbing elbows with the Almighty, consider what Krall might have had in mind. Perhaps you’ll encounter charming anecdotes about celestial meetings, or perhaps she’ll reveal the secret recipe for ambrosia—only time will tell! In any case, we can assure you that this title will not win any awards for subtlety. If anything, it boldly declares, “I am here, and I’m not afraid to echo the sentiments of your Sunday school teacher.” In Krall’s universe, it seems that everyone has a role to play. With her keen insights into the divine hierarchy, you may find yourself contemplating some profound questions, like "Why don’t angels have better job descriptions?" or "Is there a heavenly hotline I can call for advice?" The book may evoke musings that feel simultaneously profound and utterly ridiculous, a fine combination for the serious and the irreverent alike. If you’re ready for a journey through the annals of "spiritual networking," you might just appreciate the following key features of this literary masterpiece: A collection of uplifting platitudes that could rival a motivational poster. A few questionable metaphors that leave you wondering if Krall was channeling divine inspiration or just a really odd dream. Practical tips for establishing rapport with celestial beings—if only they had a presence on social media. A range of anecdotes about divine encounters that may or may not have occurred at all. Footnotes that are more entertaining than the main text, if you can find them. Condition: Used, of course—because who doesn’t love the charm of a well-loved book? The pages are slightly yellowed, giving them a certain vintage flair reminiscent of the dusty church pews you might have sat in during childhood. The spine is creased in places, suggesting that this tome has been flipped through by at least one curious soul, possibly searching for guidance on how to approach an omnipotent being without feeling awkward. The book carries the unmistakable scent of age, mixed with the faintest hint of incense, which might be a delightful placebo effect or just the remnants of a church basement sale. So, if you’re intrigued by the idea of becoming a heavenly envoy or simply want a piece of literature that could spark the most peculiar conversations at dinner parties, look no further. Crappy Old Books is thrilled to present this delightful enigma that is "Gods Ambassadors." Will it enlighten your soul or simply leave you scratching your head? Only one way to find out! Order today and prepare to be baffled, bemused, and perhaps just a little bit blessed! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1080/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gods-ambassadors.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Religious Education Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1079 Yarns On Christian Torchbearers by Lilian E Cox and Ernest H Hayes In a world teetering on the brink of existential dread and the eternal quest for enlightenment, "Yarns On Christian Torchbearers" emerges from the dusty shelves of religious education as a rather unconventional antidote. Authored by the formidable duo of Lilian E Cox and Ernest H Hayes, this 1954 marvel invites you to strap on your sandals and join an enlightening jaunt through the whimsical, and occasionally bewildering, world of Christian activism. Perhaps it was the post-war optimism that spurred these authors into crafting this unique tapestry of tales, or perhaps they simply found themselves short on compelling narratives and opted for a patchwork quilt instead. Let’s face it: the title itself is an invitation to confusion. One might wonder if "Yarns" refers to the intricate fabric of stories or if it implies a collection of tall tales spun around woodland campfires by enthusiastic, albeit somewhat misguided, camp counsellors. Either way, the text is a delightful paradox—equal parts earnest discourse and cheeky banter, as if your well-meaning vicar got a bit too carried away at the parish picnic. Bunch of stories about Christians and great missionary work. Includes; Benedict Hugh of Lincoln Egerton Young Charles Kingsley George Cadbury Will Crooks CT Studd Isabel Kerr Dick Sheppard Within these weathered pages, you will encounter anecdotes that range from the mildly enlightening to the curiously obscure. Prepare yourself for tales of torchbearers who may or may not have taken their roles a tad too seriously. Expect to meet a motley crew of characters whose lives intertwine with various forms of Christian outreach, all narrated with a wit that could only emerge from the mind of a 1950s educator determined to keep their audience awake. What can you anticipate when venturing through "Yarns On Christian Torchbearers"? The book’s charm lies in its ability to mix the serious with the absurd, leaving readers questioning whether they are reading a guide to moral living or a manual for the next church bake sale’s entertainment. One can only speculate if the authors were attempting to weave a moral fabric of faith and community or simply trying to fill pages without resorting to footnotes. Notably, the illustrations—if one can call them that—add a visual chaos that could rival a toddler’s finger-painting session. As you flip through the chapters, you might even feel a hint of nostalgia for a time when faith was seen as a community affair rather than a solitary pursuit. The book gently nudges at the idea that Christianity isn’t merely an individual journey but a group project fraught with mishaps and miscommunications, much like a potluck gone awry. For every heartwarming story about a community coming together, there’s a cautionary tale about the perils of baking for a church social. In case you’re wondering what nuggets of wisdom might be nestled within this curious collection, here’s a tantalizing preview: How to turn a church meeting into an impromptu talent show. The mysterious disappearance of the church’s last batch of fruitcake. What lessons a runaway sheep can teach us about faith. How to deal with overly enthusiastic hymn singers. Ways to keep the congregation awake during a particularly long sermon. Condition: This particular copy has survived the test of time, boasting the unmistakable aura of second-hand charm. While the pages may carry the faint scent of musty libraries and long-lost afternoon tea sessions, they are still perfectly readable. Some might even say the occasional coffee stain adds character, or perhaps it’s a sign of a deep theological pondering that went slightly awry. Overall, it’s like finding that one eccentric relative who tells wildly entertaining stories at family gatherings—imperfect but undeniably endearing. So, if you’re in the market for a book that challenges the very essence of religious narratives while keeping you chuckling through the pages, "Yarns On Christian Torchbearers" is your ticket. You won’t find another volume quite like it on the shelves of Crappy Old Books, where we believe that even the most peculiar stories deserve a place in the literary landscape. Grab this tome, and you may just find yourself both amused and enlightened—if not a bit befuddled by it all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1079/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/yarns-on-christian-torchearers.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Religious Education Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1078 Yarns On Servants Of The Church by Lilian E Cox In the grand, untouched archives of ecclesiastical ennui lies a tome so bewilderingly titled, it could only have emerged from the National Sunday School Union. Presenting "Yarns On Servants Of The Church," a work purportedly penned by the enigmatic Lilian E. Cox. This book promises to unravel the threads of servitude and piety, though whether it does so with any semblance of coherence remains to be seen—much like the sermons delivered by an overzealous vicar on a particularly hot summer’s day. This book contains true stories of great men and women, through whom Christ has built His Church in many ages, in many lands, by many ways. Includes: Origen Ambrose Augustine of Canterbury Hilda of Whitby Sir Thomas More John Calvin Barrow and Greenwood John Robinson William Brewster John Woolman Samuel Marsden Temple Gairdner Brother Douglas Published during an era when the world was still grappling with the bizarre notion of suffragettes and steam-powered machines, this book captures the essence of a time when the clergy were the bedrock of community life and not merely a backdrop for unsolicited advice. Lilian E. Cox, an author who may or may not have had a penchant for knitting and tea, provides a kaleidoscope of anecdotes and musings that are as likely to inspire theological contemplation as they are to incite a fit of giggles from the congregation’s back pews. As you leaf through the pages, prepare yourself for an array of yarns—both literal and metaphorical—that make you question whether these servants were more like the saints they aspired to be or simply the butt of divine jokes. A blend of reverence and irreverence, this work aligns itself with those who have been caught in the act of pious folly. Just imagine a clergyman accidentally spilling the communion wine during a particularly animated sermon; it’s this kind of absurdity that Cox seemingly relishes in. But what does one actually gain from a collection of tales about the church’s unsung heroes? Perhaps a sense of nostalgia for a time when the biggest scandal was a misprinted hymn sheet. Or perhaps it’s merely an escape into a world where the only thing at stake is the fate of a particularly vexing parishioner. The book is said to blend humor with earnestness in a manner reminiscent of a mismatched pair of socks worn by your favorite aunt—the ones that you secretly hope she doesn’t show off when guests arrive. Discover the secret life of bell ringers and their questionable choice in snacks. Uncover the mystery of why the church mice always seem to have better manners than the congregation. Experience the profound wisdom of parishioners who treat every service as an audition for a poorly directed sitcom. Learn just how many cups of tea is too many for a vicar before Sunday service. Find out how to avoid being the subject of the next church potluck gossip. Condition: This copy has been lovingly thumbed through by an unknown number of faithful souls, leaving it with a patina of age that suggests it’s been the subject of more than a few heated debates over tea and crumpets. The spine is a little creaky, much like the knees of the old deacon who last borrowed it. Pages are slightly yellowed, hinting at the passage of time and, perhaps, the occasional tear shed in the pews. So why should you add "Yarns On Servants Of The Church" to your collection? Perhaps because it’s a delightful blend of the banal and the bizarre, a cross-stitch of humor and piety that will charm even the most jaded of book lovers. Or perhaps because there’s nothing quite like a second-hand book to remind you of the foibles of humanity—and the peculiarities of our faith. Either way, you can find this curious volume, lovingly sold by Crappy Old Books, waiting to accompany you on your next existential crisis or church bake sale planning meeting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1078/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/yarns-on-servants-of-the-church.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books National Sunday School Union no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1077 Pioneers Of The Kingdom by Phyllis L Garlick Once upon a time, in a land not so far away—likely somewhere between the real world and a vivid daydream—there existed an audacious band of dreamers who dared to venture into the murky unknown. Welcome to the pages of "Pioneers Of The Kingdom," where author Phyllis L Garlick, a name that may or may not send shivers of recognition down your spine, takes readers on a whimsical journey through an unmarked kingdom that probably could use a decent map and perhaps a less ambitious title. Published by the ever-industrious Highway Press at a time when books were still made of paper rather than pixels, this tome is a delightful mélange of adventure, historical inaccuracies, and possibly an over-reliance on tea to fuel creativity. Picture this: a motley crew of characters—each more eccentric than the last—donned in what can only be described as early 20th-century attire, setting off on a quest so ambitious it would make even the most seasoned explorer scratch their head in confusion. Did they come equipped with compasses? Maps? A decent understanding of the natural world? We can only speculate, but one thing is certain: they’re definitely not consulting Google Maps. Garlick’s narrative style dances on the fine line between earnestness and delightful absurdity, leaving readers to wonder if they have stumbled into a historical account or a very elaborate prank. As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter a vivid tapestry woven with themes of discovery, camaraderie, and the unshakable belief that perhaps they should have stayed home. The characters, who are described with such colorful detail, might just become your new best friends—or at least your most entertaining acquaintances. In this fictional kingdom, the stakes are as high as the author’s imagination can stretch, resulting in scenarios that are likely to have you chuckling, sighing, or possibly both. It’s a heady mix of bravery and the occasional bout of “what on earth are we doing?” Garlick’s prose is filled with awkward pauses, charmingly outdated phrases, and enough dramatic flair to rival a Shakespearean tragedy—if Shakespeare wrote about whimsical expeditions instead of star-crossed lovers. Throughout the text, the air is thick with a sense of irony, as the pioneers blunder their way through challenges that seem all too familiar, echoing the blunders of anybody who has ever attempted DIY home renovation or tried to cook a soufflé. The narrative’s charm lies in its imperfections, creating a delightful reading experience that beckons you to read just one more chapter, even as you question your life choices. And what of the Kingdom itself? We can’t quite tell if it’s a metaphor for the human experience or merely a series of unfortunate events strung together with a common thread of optimism. Garlick leaves us with tantalizing hints of what it could be, which is perhaps the best part of reading a book that may or may not have clear answers. Will the protagonists find their way to glory, or will they end up lost in a shrubbery maze? The only way to find out is to flip through those pages and join them on their ludicrous quest. Condition: Used, which is to say this book has been lovingly thumbed through by a series of eager readers who may have spilled tea on it during particularly riveting passages. Expect some dog-eared pages and a lingering scent of ages past—perfectly fitting for a tale that feels as if it has traveled through time itself, navigating through dusty bookshops and the occasional attic. This particular copy has its own stories to tell, if only it could speak. So, if you’re in the market for a quirky read that will enrich your collection of books you may or may not ever re-read, look no further than "Pioneers Of The Kingdom." You might just find yourself laughing at the absurdity while considering how close we all are to becoming our own version of unintentional pioneers. Available through Crappy Old Books—because every shelf deserves a little whimsy and a splash of irony. Theres no date in this but its pretty old, may 1930-1950? Has brown paper sleeve but is in pretty good shape. This is Part II Pioneers Of The Kingdom, part ii, continues the serial story of the Christian adventure from the Middle Ages to modern times. includes; Francis Xavier John Ekiot Thomas Bray Count Zinzendorf John Wesley Wilberforce William Carey Robert Morrison Patteson Mary Slessor Mary Bird Albert Schweitzer Has a free flyer for the medieval clock of Salisbury Cathedral in as a book mark. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1077/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pioneers-of-the-kingdom.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Highway Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1075 England And The New Learning by LE Elliott-Binns In a world where knowledge is often deemed a commodity, LE Elliott-Binns presents us with the oddly prescient tome "England And The New Learning," published in 1937, just before the world decided to have a bit of a kerfuffle. This book promises to whisk you away into the thrilling realms of educational reform and intellectual advancement, written in an era when the thought of discussing “new learning” had all the fervour of a tea party gone awry. If you’ve ever pondered the question, “What was England learning just before the world turned upside down?”, this book might just be the dusty tome to answer your baffled queries—or at least provide some amusing anecdotes to share at your next dinner gathering. This small volume contains the substance of a course of four lectures delivered at Sion College in Lent 1937 to an audience of London clergy. Contents includes; The new learning in Europe - English pioneers Oxford - Colet and More Cambridge - Fisher and Erasmus The new learning and the reformation Imagine, if you will, a time when the merely curious could wander through the hallowed halls of knowledge and come out the other side with actual insights rather than just an overwhelming desire for a biscuit. Elliott-Binns, our delightful guide through the educational labyrinth of yore, combines dry wit with an air of scholarly grandeur, reminding us that learning doesn’t have to involve a monocle or a three-piece suit (though it couldn’t hurt). He introduces concepts and philosophies that would make even the most ardent social media influencer rethink their approach to enlightenment—if only they could care less about their follower count. The era of the book, a time when the English were poised between sticking to tradition and embracing the chaos of modernism, is reflected in its rather eccentric prose. As you thumb through the pages, you might find yourself stumbling upon delightful little nuggets of wisdom that sound as if they were cooked up over a pint in a half-lit pub, where the barflies debated the merits of the ancient Greeks versus the upstart contemporaries. If only they knew how closely their debates mirrored the arguments still echoing in today’s classrooms! Deep dives into the educational theories of the day—because who doesn’t want to know how many ways you can argue about teaching methods? Charming anecdotes about the state of learning before it turned into the chaotic circus we now know. A look at how the English managed to bumble their way through the educational reforms of the time. More footnotes than you could shake a stick at, making it a lovely companion for insomniacs. Hints at how the past has shaped the present, or at least excuses for why you didn’t finish your homework. As you navigate the intricate pathways of Elliott-Binns’s mind, prepare to confront the ghosts of educational philosophies past that continue to haunt modern learning environments. Was it really a good idea to let the ‘new learning’ loose without a chaperone? Are we, in fact, still merely wallowing in the mess of our predecessors’ mistakes? Or did they, in their own charmingly befuddled way, set the stage for the cacophony that is today’s educational system? Condition: Ah, but before you rush to claim this precious relic, do be aware that it is well-loved. Pages might be dog-eared, ink stains may adorn the edges, and the occasional coffee ring could add an artisanal flair. It’s a book that has been read and pondered upon, perhaps even used as a drink coaster on particularly rebellious afternoons. These signs of wear are but badges of honour, telling stories of the many minds that have wrestled with Elliott-Binns’s insights. In a time where knowledge is often overshadowed by the latest viral dance challenge, "England And The New Learning" serves as a gentle reminder that education is a delightfully messy affair, ripe for exploration and debate. So, gather your intellectual bravado, dust off your old armchair, and prepare for a reading experience that may just alter your perceptions—or at least give you something to discuss while pretending to know about the latest educational reforms. Available for your literary amusement at Crappy Old Books, where the charm of second-hand wisdom beckons to the curious and the bemused alike! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1075/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/england-and-the-new-learning.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lutterworth Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1074 The Free Church Tradition In The Life Of England by Ernest A Payne In the delightful year of 1944, while the world was embroiled in chaos, Ernest A Payne took a moment to ponder a rather peculiar facet of English life—the Free Church Tradition. With the zeal of a Victorian gentleman at a tea party, he set out to explore how this rather niche religious phenomenon influenced the very fabric of England, all while ensuring that every other tradition in the country felt just a tad bit jealous. What’s more, SCM Press Ltd decided this pivotal exploration deserved a home on their shelves, but let’s be honest, the lack of an ISBN means this book is playing quite the game of hide-and-seek with the modern bibliophile. Contents includes: The churches of England Protest: the beginnings of free church witness Struggle: the seventeenth century Recognition: 1689-1750 Revival: Wesley and his contemporaries Expansion: The era of Napoleon and the industrial revolution Confidence; The Victorian age Hesitancy: 1900-1939 The contribution of the free churches Payne, a name that might evoke thoughts of both earnestness and a dash of mischief, has expertly woven together threads of history, theology, and a sprinkling of British eccentricity. One can only imagine him donning a bowler hat and clutching a cup of Earl Grey while merrily dissecting how free churches contributed to the tapestry of English life. You won’t just read about worship styles; you’ll find yourself enveloped in the rich aroma of incense and a hint of rebelliousness—fitting for a time when the world was either falling apart or knitting together in unexpected ways. As you leaf through these slightly yellowed pages, you may find yourself pondering the following questions: How did the Free Church tradition manage to thrive in a country with such a penchant for pomp and ceremony? Did the church gatherings feature croquet matches on the lawn, or was it more of a raucous affair involving hymns and hasty sandwiches? And, most importantly, what on earth happened to the people who preferred their religious experiences with a side of fish and chips? In the grand tradition of British irony, this book invites you to glimpse the ecclesiastical side of English life without the frills of high church. Expect cheeky insights into how free churches provided sanctuary for those yearning for an escape from the suffocating embrace of orthodoxy. You might even find a reflection on the peculiar notion that a congregation could find salvation in a parish hall rather than a grand cathedral. Now, how’s that for a plot twist? No dusty tome on church history would be complete without a few anecdotes that make you chuckle in your tea. You’ll discover tales of the odd pastor who mistook a hymn for a recipe, and the congregation that inadvertently turned a revival meeting into a rather enthusiastic bake sale. Such charming episodes serve to remind us that, in the world of the Free Church, spirituality and a solid Victoria sponge were never far apart. Perhaps you’ll also uncover the reasons why this tradition managed to flourish while other trends fell by the wayside, such as that unfortunate fad for spiritualism that led to far too many séances in drawing rooms. The Free Church tradition, it seems, had a certain staying power, much like the classic British rain that ensures your umbrella is always at hand, if only to keep your thoughts dry. Condition: This pre-loved copy has seen more than its fair share of theological debates and perhaps a few spirited discussions over a pint. Expect the pages to bear the marks of time—an occasional coffee stain, a folded corner, or an ink smudge that adds an air of authenticity to this historical exploration. It’s the kind of wear that whispers, “I’ve been read and loved,” rather than “I’ve been left on the shelf to gather dust.” So, if you’re in search of a book that combines the zany charm of British ecclesiastical history with enough quirk to make even the most stoic of vicars raise an eyebrow, look no further. The Free Church Tradition In The Life of England might just be the oddball your bookshelf has been craving. And remember, you can find this treasure and more at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every second-hand book has a story worth telling—even if it’s a bit eccentric. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1074/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-free-church-tradition-in-the-life-of-england.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books SCM Press Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1071 African Discovery by M Perham and J Simmons As the sun sets on the horizon of a long-forgotten literary past, we invite you to stumble upon "African Discovery," a riveting account penned by the dynamic duo of M Perham and J Simmons, who may or may not have been wearing pith helmets at the time of writing. Published in the halcyon days of 1948, this tome is a charming yet bewildering snapshot of an era when exploration and colonialism were still considered ‘proper’ pastimes. This book is the literary equivalent of a vintage postcard from a time when the world was thought to be both a mysterious adventure and an open buffet. Imagine yourself flipping through the pages of "African Discovery," where you might discover the authors’ unabashed enthusiasm for the continent’s vast landscapes and cultural intricacies, all filtered through the lens of post-war optimism. You can almost hear the clink of tea cups and the rustle of safari jackets as they regale you with tales that oscillate between earnest curiosity and bewildering naivety. This is not merely a narrative; it’s a delightful conundrum of 1940s British sensibilities, where the authors attempt to balance erudition with an unflagging zest for adventure—albeit heavily seasoned with a dash of irony. One can’t help but wonder: what kind of discoveries are we talking about here? Perhaps the authors were on a quest to locate the lost socks of a long-ago explorer, or maybe they were attempting to uncover the secret recipe for the perfect cup of tea in the heart of the Serengeti. Whatever their intentions, one thing is certain: this book is bound to transport you to a time when the best way to learn about a continent was through the armchair expeditions of well-intentioned scholars, who thought nothing of donning their monocles while sipping gin and tonics. Inside, you’ll find pages adorned with maps that seem to suggest that Africa is more of a treasure hunt than a geographical reality. The illustrations, likely drawn from the authors’ dream journal, might leave you wondering if they were trying to capture the essence of the continent or simply doodling between snacks. The whole experience could very well be compared to attempting to understand modern art while under the influence of a rather strong shandy. But don’t let the whimsical charm fool you; there are serious undertones lurking within the pages. They touch on subjects of civilization and advancement, yet somehow manage to do so in a manner that is about as subtle as a marching band playing in a library. One can’t help but chuckle at their earnest attempts to grapple with themes that are often far more complex than the authors appear to acknowledge. Condition: Used, with a distinct patina that only time can bestow. Expect yellowed pages that whisper secrets of past readers, perhaps hinting at the profound or possibly frivolous thoughts they had while navigating the authors’ idiosyncratic prose. The spine has been lovingly worn, much like an old pair of shoes that have seen too many dance floors, and the cover may display the kind of quirky wear that suggests it has been through more adventures than most armchairs can handle. So, if your taste in literature skews toward the delightfully peculiar and you have a penchant for the juxtaposition of earnest exploration and ironic detachment, then "African Discovery" is the musty relic you never knew you needed. Perfect for those evenings when you want to sip a beverage while pondering just how much has changed—and yet, how much remains the same. It’s a delightful journey through the past that may make you question your own understanding of ‘discovery’ in the modern world. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary history, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the fascinating, the forgotten, and the fabulously peculiar. Grab your copy today, if only to marvel at how far we’ve come—or perhaps, how far we have yet to go. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1071/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/african-discovery.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1070 Talks To Little Folks by JC Carlile In a world where adult conversations can make even the sturdiest of souls shudder, enter the whimsical realm of "Talks To Little Folks" by JC Carlile. This peculiar volume, published by the ever-enigmatic James Clarke, invites readers on an absurdly charming journey through the minds of children—or at least, through what adults think children might be thinking. If you’ve ever wondered what a Victorian-era grown-up would say to a pint-sized philosopher, this book is your answer, and it’s possibly far more entertaining than it has any right to be. The cover might be dog-eared and the spine might be creased like a well-loved pair of trousers, but the insights contained within are nothing short of peculiar. Imagine a world where every conversation with a child is a philosophical exploration, a rite of passage, or a slapstick comedy routine—all rolled into one. JC Carlile, in his infinite wisdom, seems to propose that little folks are not just smaller versions of adults, but miniature gurus, the kind who occasionally advise on the existential crises of their parents over tea and biscuits. What exactly can you expect from this tome? Well, if you’re in the market for etiquette lessons delivered by a six-year-old, or if you crave the philosophical musings of a toddler who’s just had their nap interrupted, then look no further. It’s filled with the kind of quirky dialogue that makes you question how on earth anyone ever survived childhood without such sage advice. You may find yourself nodding along vigorously to the profound insights of a child who just discovered the concept of sharing or listening intently as a four-year-old unveils their unique take on the complexities of time and space, all while munching on a chocolate biscuit. And let’s not ignore the sheer joy of navigating through the various chapters, each packed with playful anecdotes that could have been jotted down in a fit of whimsy during a particularly exciting game of hopscotch. One moment you might be discussing the merits of imaginary friends, and the next, you’re elbow-deep in a debate over the pros and cons of pet rocks. This book is all about the delightful absurdity of childhood—and perhaps serves as a gentle reminder to us all that life is a tad less serious when viewed through the eyes of little folks. As you sift through its pages, you may find yourself chuckling at the naive yet astute observations that echo with a certain nostalgic charm. This collection of conversations, or perhaps more accurately, delightful ramblings, could serve as a manual for anyone wishing to navigate the convoluted world of childlike wonder—while simultaneously pondering their own adulthood choices. Who needs a therapist when you have the innocent wisdom of a child leading the way? Condition: Used. This charming relic has seen better days and carries the weight of numerous little hands flipping through its pages. Expect a few smudges, some marks possibly made by crayons, and perhaps the faint scent of a long-forgotten snack. But rest assured, every crease and wrinkle tells a story that only adds to its quirky allure. In conclusion, "Talks To Little Folks" is not just a book; it is an experience, a doorway into a world where whimsy reigns supreme, and the musings of children can challenge the very nature of adulthood. Whether you are a parent desperate for insight or an adult longing for the simplicity of a child’s perspective, this book promises to deliver quirkiness in spades. It’s available now at Crappy Old Books, where you might find it nestled among other literary oddities, waiting for the next adventurous soul to appreciate its peculiar charms. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1070/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/talks-to-little-folks.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books James clarke no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1069 The Childrens Preacher by Rev J Reid Howatt In a world where children’s sermons were as common as tea-time biscuits, we bring you “The Childrens Preacher” by the illustrious Rev J Reid Howatt—a veritable fiesta of piety that feels like an ecclesiastical rollercoaster designed for pint-sized parishioners. Published in 1896 by James Nisbet & Co Limited, this volume provides an extraordinary glimpse into the Victorian era’s approach to juvenile spirituality, which often involved just as much fire and brimstone as it did cuddly pastoral imagery. Think of it as a religious version of a trip to the dentist, where the pain is dulled by the promise of a shiny new toy at the end. A years addresses and parables for the young. Christian book of religious stories for children. Over 100 years old. binding in good order although slightly stressed with some glueing undone. Has a bit of paper in it with note written with a fountain pen. Howatt himself seems to have taken on the mantle of the ambitious preacher who not only wanted to save souls but also entertain the little ones. He stands on the pulpit of history, boldly declaring that children’s minds are like wet clay—malleable, impressionable, and ripe for theological molding. With a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for rhyming couplets that could put Dr. Seuss to shame (had he existed in a parallel Victorian universe), Howatt addresses the issues of morality, virtue, and the occasional naughty behavior on the playground. The book also features a series of sermons that, if we are to believe the good Rev, would have kids clamoring for Sundays instead of dreading them. The thought of children eager to hear about sin and redemption after a week of sticky fingers and lost marbles is enough to bring a tear to the eye—even if that tear is laced with irony. You might even find yourself questioning the age-old debate: Is it possible that a child’s soul could be saved through the sheer act of storytelling, or at least through the art of not fidgeting too much in the pews? As you flip through the pages, you’ll discover how Victorian notions of childhood innocence were expertly woven into sermons designed to make the divine seem as inviting as a freshly baked scone. Certainly, the Rev’s approach included all the essential elements to keep the kiddies engaged, from lively anecdotes to the promise of heavenly rewards for good behavior. We can only imagine the reverberations in the pews as tiny eyes widened at the prospect of a fluffy cloud-shaped afterlife; perhaps this was the very beginning of the “guilt trip” therapy that persists in various forms to this day. But do brace yourself for an experience that’s anything but straightforward. The prose is a delightful maze of Victorian syntax and idealistic musings, where the Reverend swings from the sublime to the ridiculous with all the grace of a clumsy ballet dancer. Expect the occasional sermon that makes you ponder not just the fate of your eternal soul, but also why the author felt the need to use the word “pious” so many times in a single paragraph. It’s as if he had a bet with a fellow cleric over who could insert the word most creatively into a child’s sermon. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days and might have been used as a makeshift booster seat in a Sunday school classroom, which only adds to its charm. The pages are slightly yellowed, as if they too have been exposed to a long-ago sermon on the perils of too much cake, and there are the odd smudges from what appears to be jam—an unfortunate byproduct of both snack time and sermon time. Still, the spine is barely creaking, much like the faithful pews it once inhabited, so it remains a solid addition to any second-hand bookshelf. If you’re in the market for a whimsical foray into Victorian theology or simply a laugh at how far we’ve come (or not) in our approach to children’s literature, “The Childrens Preacher” is the book for you. Its pages may have aged, but the humor and irony remain fresh—much like the odd fish and chip shop down the road that has somehow survived the ages. So why not grab this antiquated treasure from Crappy Old Books and rediscover the delight of sermons that would astonish today’s Sunday school teachers? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1069/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-childrens-preacher.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books James Nisbet & Co Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1067 The Origins Of Religion by EO James In the grand tapestry of human understanding, few threads are as perplexing, yet utterly compelling, as the origins of religion. Enter "The Origins of Religion" by EO James, a tome that promised to decode the celestial enigma and ended up becoming a faithful companion to anyone who enjoys contemplating the divine over a cup of lukewarm tea. Published in 1937 by the ever-enigmatic Unicorn Press, this book is a delightful relic of an era when the world was still figuring out how to hold a proper conversation about the metaphysical without accidentally invoking an ancient deity. Picture the scene: a smoke-filled drawing room, a haphazard pile of theological texts, and our charming author, EO James, pondering the essence of faith while attempting to avoid the occasional errant cat. As you turn the crisp pages of this lovingly battered hardcover, you may find yourself marveling at the sheer audacity of its premise. Did early humans really believe the sun was a flaming chariot driven by a deity with a penchant for dramatic appearances? Or was it merely an unfortunate misunderstanding involving burnt toast? Such are the questions that fuel James’ musings through the ages. One cannot help but appreciate the irony of a book on the origins of religion being published by a press named after a mythical creature. Unicorn Press indeed captured the imagination of the time, and while one might expect a shimmering narrative filled with ethereal insights, what you actually get is a rather unvarnished exploration of humanity’s attempts to make sense of the unsensible. With a dash of scholarly bravado and a sprinkle of sardonic wit, James invites readers to join him on an intellectual expedition that meanders through ancient traditions, superstitions, and the occasional awkward attempt at defining ’sacred’. Throughout his explorations, James offers an engaging mélange of tantalizing theories, each presented with the confidence of a man who clearly did not have access to modern psychological studies. As you delve into the book, you may find yourself chuckling at the juxtaposition of his insights against our contemporary understanding of faith, spirituality, and the occasional existential crisis in the queue at the supermarket. Strap in for a wild ride through the absurdities of belief systems, where even the most sacred cows are given a good poke with a fork. Condition: This copy bears the charming marks of a life well-lived. Expect creased pages, a delightful yellowing that adds character (or perhaps a hint of existential dread), and the unmistakable aroma of decades-old ponderings. It has clearly been cherished by readers who sidled up to its pages with a mix of skepticism and eagerness, perhaps while wrapped in a shawl and seated by a crackling fire. A previous owner’s insightful margin notes provide a window into their own philosophical musings, ranging from deeply profound to utterly baffling. As you leaf through this whimsical exploration, you’ll discover the following insights that might just blow your socks off (or at least ruffle your slippers): A thorough investigation into whether ancient humans worshipped gods or merely sought to avoid stepping in something unpleasant. A casual discourse on whether the pyramids were built as tombs or simply the world’s first elaborate garden gnomes. Thought-provoking hypotheses on religious rituals that may or may not have involved interpretive dance. Speculations on the impact of seasonal allergies on ancient worship practices (spoiler alert: it was a sneezy affair). A list of failed religious movements that, let’s just say, didn’t quite pass the divine smell test. So, if you are in the market for an enlightening read that will undoubtedly lead to more questions than answers—much like a conversation about the true meaning of life—then "The Origins of Religion" is your book. With its delightful mix of erudition and absurdity, this title is perfect for those who prefer their explorations of belief systems served with a side of irony. Snag a copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to embark on a journey that may just redefine your understanding of the sacred—and possibly your next dinner conversation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1067/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-origins-of-religion.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Unicorn Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1066 Nightmare by Edward S Aarons In a world where bad dreams are the norm and the only thing scarier than a tax audit is a 1971 novel titled "Nightmare," Edward S Aarons has graciously provided us with a literary experience that promises to be as bewildering as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Published by the illustrious Macfadden Bartell, the tome beckons you from the dusty shelves of Crappy Old Books with a cover that practically screams for attention—perhaps in a hushed, panic-stricken whisper. The year was 1971, a time when disco balls spun in sync with the cultural upheavals of the day, and yet here we find ourselves, marooned in an existential quandary, contemplating the meaning of a book whose title alone sends shivers down the spine. What kind of nightmarish narrative lurks within those pages? Perhaps it’s a tale of characters so vividly drawn that they will haunt your waking hours, or maybe it’s just a convoluted plot about a man trying to find his socks in the dark. What does one expect from a book that boasts the name “Nightmare”? One might imagine a thrilling chase through a labyrinth of dark alleys, or perhaps a protagonist caught in a web of bureaucratic absurdities. Readers of this era were no strangers to the surreal; they had witnessed the rise of psychedelic rock and the fall of sensible trousers. Yet, as you tentatively crack open the cover and inhale the musty aroma of yellowed pages, you may find yourself questioning if you’re in for a page-turner or simply a sleep aid. The plot, as elusive as a dream you can’t quite remember, may take you through a landscape filled with characters who are as relatable as a tax form. Expect encounters with individuals who seem to have wandered straight out of an ill-timed sitcom and plot twists that might leave you more confused than a goldfish in a desert. Will our hero ever find his way out of this nocturnal labyrinth? Or is he simply destined to roam the pages forever, like an unwanted party guest who refuses to leave? As you embark on this literary escapade, you’ll be offered an array of delightful distractions, including: Dialogues that might inspire you to reconsider your own conversational choices. Descriptions so tedious that they might induce mild catatonia. Characters with motivations as clear as mud. Plot developments that appear to have been penned during a particularly vivid dream. Endings that may or may not come with a side of existential dread. Condition: Used, obviously. The book has seen its fair share of wear and tear, as if it has journeyed through multiple nap times and awkward conversations. Expect a few dog-eared pages and the occasional ink smudge—a testament to its history of being both loved and neglected. It’s a relic from an era when the phrase “stay up late reading” was as common as wearing bell-bottoms. The bindings may be a tad creaky, but isn’t that reminiscent of our own creaky joints? So, if you’re feeling brave enough to venture into the enigmatic world of Edward S Aarons, grab a cup of tea, settle into your comfiest chair (preferably not within the vicinity of any real nightmares), and prepare for a reading experience that promises to be as peculiar as a British summer. "Nightmare" is waiting for you, lurking in the shadows of your bookshelf at Crappy Old Books, poised to either inspire a sleepless night or an unexpected chuckle. Choose wisely, dear reader, for once you enter this literary maze, there may be no turning back! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1066/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nightmare.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macfadden Bartell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1064 Tunes On A Tin Whistle by Alan Crang In a world bustling with high-tech gadgets and musical apps that can turn a potato into a symphony, Alan Crang’s *Tunes On A Tin Whistle* offers a nostalgic retreat back to the simpler joys of yesteryear—a time when music was made with a mere huff and puff into a metal tube. Published by Pergamon Press in 1979, this tome is the literary equivalent of finding a vintage cassette tape in your grandmother’s attic, complete with the faint smell of mothballs and a sense of curiosity teetering on the edge of absurdity. FIRST COPY Imagine, if you will, a time when the phrase “let’s have a wheeze on the whistle” didn’t elicit snickers from the audience. Crang, a name etched in the annals of obscure musical history, invites you into a world of tin whistles where a seemingly simple instrument becomes the gateway to both playful melodies and the occasional bout of confusion. This book is less about technical proficiency and more about embracing the quirky spirit of creating music that sounds as if it emerged from a charmingly chaotic village fête. The pages within are filled with an array of tunes that vary from the delightfully whimsical to the inexplicably curious. You might find yourself mastering a tune that was once the soundtrack to your grandmother’s tea parties, or perhaps a raucous jig that could incite uncontrollable foot-tapping in even the most stoic of souls. Alan Crang’s lyrical instructions read as a love letter to the art of noise-making, with an enthusiasm that nearly leaps off the page, urging you to grab your whistle—preferably a slightly tarnished one for authenticity’s sake—and join the cacophony. With an ISBN that, upon closer inspection, appears to be a code for unlocking the secrets of the universe (or at least the pub quiz), this book’s diverse offerings include: A collection of tunes that could attract the attention of local wildlife. Instructions on how to whistle in harmony with your pet gerbil, should the need arise. Unsolicited advice on how to avoid accidental serenades in the shower. A fascinating history of the tin whistle that delves into its surprisingly scandalous origins. The occasional doodle in the margins that surely adds to the book’s charm (and value, or so we hope). You may wonder why anyone would want to turn their living room into a tin whistle symphony hall. But fear not, for the beauty of *Tunes On A Tin Whistle* lies not just in its musical potential but in the path it paves for countless awkward gatherings where one might inadvertently become the star of an impromptu concert. Who needs Spotify when you can unleash a harmony that sounds like a deranged bird caught in a gale? Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, much like the tin whistle of a novice. Expect pages that possess a certain character, possibly marked by the gentle creases of time, coffee stains that tell tales of late-night practice sessions, and the occasional page stuck together as if it were desperately trying to hide the less-than-stellar attempts of a previous owner. Overall, it boasts a patina of history that only the most seasoned second-hand book enthusiasts can truly appreciate. So, if you find yourself wandering the aisles of Crappy Old Books and stumble upon this quirky relic from the past, don’t merely pick it up—embrace it. For within its pages lies an invitation to rediscover the joy of music, the art of whimsy, and perhaps a chance to make even your pet cat question your sanity. Go on, give it a blow; you never know what kind of delightful ruckus might emerge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1064/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/tunes-on-a-tin-whistle-1.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pergamon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1062 Conflicting Generations - Five Television Plays by Michael Marland Ah, the 1970s! A decade defined by a curious blend of bell-bottoms, disco balls, and the unmistakable whirr of a television set flickering in the background, often with questionable programming. Enter "Conflicting Generations - Five Television Plays" by Michael Marland, a tome that seeks to capture the very essence of family squabbles, awkward silences, and the sound of a remote control going missing at the crucial moment. You may wonder what wisdom the author has bestowed upon us during a time when the only thing more confusing than family dynamics was trying to figure out how to operate the family’s new colour TV. Spoiler alert: it involved a lot of shouting and someone inevitably ending up in tears over a burnt casserole. Five television plays: A Game - Like - Only A Game by John Hopkins Printers Measure by Paddy Chayefsky Way Off Beat by David turner The Victim by Ronald Eyre David And Broccoli by John Mortimer FIRST COPY Marland, a name you may not have heard before but whose works we are inexplicably compelled to explore, delves into the intricate tapestry of generational conflict, possibly inspired by his own family disputes over the last slice of cake—or perhaps which channel to watch on a Saturday night. His plays are said to mirror the trials and tribulations of family life, showcasing the kind of miscommunications that could make even the most seasoned therapist reach for a stiff drink. And here we are, decades later, still trying to navigate the minefield of conflicting opinions at the dinner table, though now we just do it over Zoom with a glass of something stronger. This volume is not merely a collection of scripts, but rather a lens through which we can observe the cacophony of familial disagreements played out on the small screen. Each play serves up a generous helping of irony, as characters grapple with their identities while wearing fabulously questionable fashion choices from the era. The plots may range from the absurd to the profoundly relatable, but one thing’s for sure: you will question your own life choices while wondering if it’s too late to change the channel. Inside these pages, you’ll find an exploration of the themes that bind us together as a family—like the last remains of a roast dinner clinging desperately to the bottom of the dish—or tear us apart, such as that time Uncle Derek insisted on watching his favourite Western for the third time in a row. The tension is palpable, and the dialogue crackles like a pair of dodgy old speakers, perfect for a night in with a cup of tea—and maybe a biscuit if you’re feeling adventurous. If you find yourself reminiscing about that one uncle who always showed up uninvited yet had the most ridiculous stories, you may just be on the cusp of a revelation. But why stop there? Why not venture into the realm of the absurdly relatable? What about the joy of watching a family member attempt to change a lightbulb while simultaneously arguing over the superiority of two different musical eras? It’s all captured here, in glorious black and white, with a side of nostalgia and a sprinkle of regret. Marland’s work beckons you to reflect on your own experiences while laughing at the ludicrous nature of it all. Perhaps you’ll find out that the bickering at your own dinner table isn’t so different from what’s scribbled in these pages. Now, let’s not forget the practicality of owning this literary relic. Ah yes, the condition of this delightful piece of history plays a significant role in its charm. Condition: Used. This book has clearly lived a life, perhaps nestled between other forgotten titles or used as an impromptu doorstop. The pages may be slightly yellowed, as if they’ve absorbed the wisdom of countless family dinners gone awry. You might even find a stray bookmark or two, remnants of someone else’s foray into the world of Marland’s peculiar family dynamics. Consider each crease, each dog-eared page, a testament to the countless hours it has spent being pondered, laughed at, or merely glanced over during bouts of procrastination. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to remind you of the bizarre, chaotic, yet oddly comforting nature of family life, look no further. "Conflicting Generations - Five Television Plays" is available now at Crappy Old Books, where we honour the quirks of literature that might just make you a tad more grateful for your own familial circumstances. Or at least provide you with ample material to complain about during the next family gathering. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1062/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/conflicting-generations-1.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582233720 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1060 Random House Basic Dictionary French by Francesca Langbaum Ah, the illustrious "Random House Basic Dictionary French," an essential tome for anyone wishing to navigate the fragrant, puzzling labyrinth of the French language without the grace of a baguette in hand. Penned by the intellectually ambitious Francesca Langbaum in 1986, this delightful compendium is more than just a dusty old dictionary; it’s an invitation to stumble through the intricacies of “le français” while clutching your coffee and croissant awkwardly. When you open its pages, prepare for an encounter with a lexicon that could make even the most seasoned Francophile raise an eyebrow and mutter, “Quoi?” Published by Ballantine Books, this delightful piece of linguistic architecture is a testament to the ’80s, an era when everything was brightly colored, a little fuzzy around the edges, and somehow more optimistic about the future of language. Imagine, if you will, the young and vibrant Francesca Langbaum sitting at a typewriter, surrounded by dictionaries from all over the world, and deciding that what the world truly needed was yet another basic dictionary, but with that special flair that could only come from a post-disco, pre-internet era. Inside this dictionary, you will find a treasure trove of words, phrases, and potential misunderstandings that could lead you down both delightful and deeply awkward conversational paths. Every entry is a gamble: will you impress your French friends with your newfound vocabulary, or will you accidentally request a "poulet en plastique" instead of "poulet rôti"? The beauty of language is in its unpredictability, and this dictionary is your trusty sidekick in the adventure of miscommunication. But let’s not forget the sheer charm of the book’s physicality. The cover, a vibrant splash of colors reminiscent of neon leg warmers, has seen better days; its edges are worn, each crease a reminder of the countless hopeful students who have consulted it under the soft glow of a study lamp, perhaps while battling existential dread. Flick through the pages, and you may find the marks of pen or pencil, perhaps a doodle of a beret-clad cat, a testament to the creativity that flourished when vocabulary became too dry and needed a touch of whimsy. This dictionary is not just a reference book; it’s an experience. It’s the sort of book that invites you to ponder the very nature of language and culture from the comfort of your study or café table. Whether you’re a seasoned translator needing a refresher or a brave soul embarking on a linguistic journey, you’ll find solace in its pages. And let’s be real—because who doesn’t need to know how to say "I can’t find my keys" in French? It’s a critical life skill, especially when you’re in Paris. Condition: Used, yet somehow imbued with the spirit of a thousand late-night study sessions and a few too many cups of instant coffee. Pages may show signs of wear, perhaps a few stains from an impromptu croissant feast, but rest assured, this dictionary remains steadfast in its mission to help you navigate the French language, no matter how haphazardly. So, whether you’re a linguist at heart, a traveler seeking to impress the locals, or simply someone who wants to enjoy the absurdity of life in another language, the "Random House Basic Dictionary French" is waiting for you. Don’t let its quirks deter you; embrace them! After all, language is all about connection, even if that connection sometimes means accidentally ordering a plate of snails instead of a simple salad. Find your copy today at Crappy Old Books, where every title is a treasure—and definitely a conversation starter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1060/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-random-house-basic-dictionary-french.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345337122 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1059 Patterns Of Culture by Ruth Benedict In a world where every pair of socks seems to have a mind of its own, we bring you "Patterns of Culture," an intellectual romp through the bewildering quilt of human societies. Written by the inimitable Ruth Benedict in the glamorous year of 1958—a time when rock ’n’ roll was a newfangled fad and people were still trying to figure out how to work a television—this book serves as a playful nudge to those of us who might think that culture is merely the fancy wallpaper of society. Spoiler alert: it’s much more than that. Imagine, if you will, a time when anthropologists were the rock stars of academia, complete with wild theories and the occasional beret (though no one is quite sure how that fashion statement survived). Benedict, with her keen eye for the peculiarities of human behavior, invites readers to explore the delightful madness of cultural patterns—like a grand tour through a house of mirrors, where each reflection offers a dizzying insight into how we live, love, and argue about whether it’s acceptable to put pineapple on pizza. While other tomes may bore you with dull statistics and dry descriptions, "Patterns of Culture" is a kaleidoscope of colorful anecdotes and sharp observations. Benedict outlines various cultures, contrasting the nuances that make each one unique. This isn’t just about tribes in far-off lands; it’s about how we all form our own little tribes, whether they be knitting circles or intense debates over the merits of tea versus coffee. Benedict’s style is more conversational than preachy, like sitting down for a cuppa with a particularly insightful friend who has a penchant for cultural trivia. But don’t be fooled into thinking this book is merely an academic exercise. It’s a veritable buffet of ideas, offering a feast for the mind while perhaps leaving your heart a bit peckish. Benedict’s exploration of culture brings forward questions that are just as relevant today, like how to navigate the minefield that is social media, or why people still insist on using hashtags in casual conversation. Surely, if she could have peered into the future, she would have had a field day with modern mixers and the peculiar patterns they create! As you meander through the pages, you may find yourself pondering the complexities of human existence: How do our surroundings shape our behavior? Is it possible to find a universal thread in this crazy tapestry of life? And why does everyone seem to have a strong opinion about the Royal Family? Benedict takes you on a whirlwind tour of these mysteries, sometimes leading you to answers, but more often leaving you with delightful riddles to ponder over your next cup of Earl Grey. Condition: Used, so expect the occasional dog-eared page or margin note that may have once been a profound thought or a simple reminder to buy more milk. The cover bears the marks of time, perhaps a thumbprint from a particularly passionate reader, or the faint whiff of a bygone era’s cigarette smoke. You won’t be buying a pristine relic, but rather a lovingly worn testament to its previous life—a book that has seen debates, ponderings, and possibly even the odd existential crisis. If you enjoy intellectual banter with a side of whimsy, "Patterns of Culture" is your ticket to a delightful exploration of why we are the way we are. It’s a read that will prompt you to reconsider the patterns of your own culture, perhaps sparking a desire to rethink your stance on pickles as a sandwich topping. So, whether you’re trying to impress a friend or just looking for an excuse to sound smart at dinner parties, this is the book for you. When you’re ready to expand your mind and your bookshelf, consider purchasing this slightly battered treasure from Crappy Old Books, where every book tells a story—and every story has a slightly crumpled past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1059/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/patterns-of-culture.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New American Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1058 The Aztec- Man and Tribe by Victor W von Hagen The Aztec – Man and Tribe (1958) by Victor W. von Hagen Published by New American Library Sold by Crappy Old Books Dig into the rich and brutal legacy of Mesoamerica with this classic slice of mid-century anthropology. In The Aztec – Man and Tribe, noted explorer and historian Victor W. von Hagen delivers a vivid and accessible portrait of the Aztec civilization—its warriors, priests, emperors, and everyday citizens. Originally published in 1958 by New American Library, this volume blends scholarly insight with the dramatic flair of a true field adventurer. Expect blood rites, obsidian blades, and empire-building—all served with the slightly outdated confidence of a man who’s probably worn a pith helmet unironically. Whether you’re a casual history buff, a Mesoamerican mythology nerd, or just like your non-fiction with a hint of Cold War-era swagger, this book is a fascinating (if occasionally dusty) window into the world of the Aztecs. Offered in acceptably yellowed condition by Crappy Old Books, where forgotten paperbacks still matter. I have glued the loose book blocks back in but it still has an older cellotape repair along the spine that detracts from its Grade A classification, as such, whilst its quite readable etc, I have classified it as poor, because if its not absolutely perfect, its poor, I dont expect you to consider second best. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1058/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-aztec-man-and-tribe.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New American Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1055 The Honorary Consul by Graham Greene In the illustrious year of 1974, when flared jeans were all the rage and disco balls illuminated otherwise drab dance floors, Graham Greene gifted the world his beguiling novel, "The Honorary Consul." This seemingly unassuming tale promises to transport readers to a world of political intrigue and moral ambivalence, tucked neatly within the pages of a second-hand book that may or may not have been read by a chain-smoking English teacher in a dimly lit staffroom over a cup of tepid tea. “The Honorary Consul” presents itself as an exercise in literary charm, where the protagonist—a character we might affectionately refer to as a “well-meaning yet hapless individual”—finds himself entangled in the sticky web of diplomatic misadventures. Picture, if you will, a British honorary consul residing in a fictional South American country, where the only consistent thing seems to be the humidity and the questionable decisions made under it. Greene, with his characteristic flair, paints a portrait of a man caught between the absurdities of his role and the harsh realities of politics. You might wonder if this is a satire of bureaucratic blunders or an existential crisis dressed up as a novel; it’s probably both, but it’s always best to keep your options open. Readers are advised to buckle up for a wild ride through a landscape of moral ambiguity, where characters oscillate between earnestness and sheer ridiculousness. The narrative not only delves into complex themes—if you squint hard enough—but also presents a parade of colorful figures who could easily populate a pantomime. Greene’s sharp wit is on display, as he layers the text with irony thicker than a London fog. You’ll find yourself pondering profound questions, such as: what does it mean to be ’honorary’? Or, perhaps, what does it mean to take a holiday from reality while reading a book that feels like a vacation itself? As you embrace this literary conundrum, you may encounter a series of episodic twists and turns that make you question your own judgment, much like those regrettable late-night decisions that involve instant noodles and questionable company. Greene deftly balances moments of poignancy with absurdity, creating a cocktail that’s both intoxicating and slightly befuddling. You may feel compelled to ask yourself if this is a reflection of the human condition or simply a clever ruse to sell more books. The answer, dear reader, may reside somewhere between the pages. Condition: Used. This particular copy has had its fair share of adventures, with dog-eared pages and the faint scent of something unidentifiable—perhaps the ghosts of a long-buried tea party—wafting through the text. You might find a few annotations scribbled in the margins, likely by an overly enthusiastic reader who believed every thought warranted commentary. These musings may range from insightful to utterly baffling, offering a unique commentary on the relationship between reader and text that is often overlooked in modern literature. Wear and tear can be a sign of a book well-loved, or it can be an indicator of questionable reading habits. Only you can decide. As you navigate the layered narrative and perhaps indulge in a bit of self-reflection along the way, you might find yourself pondering the broader implications of Greene’s work on your own life choices. Will you emerge from this experience enlightened, or simply amused? The answer is as elusive as the plot twists themselves. In summary, "The Honorary Consul" is not just a book; it’s an experience that demands you engage with its quirks and oddities. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your favorite armchair, and prepare for an exploration of politics, ethics, and the absurdity of existence—all while hoping that your own life choices are slightly more coherent than those of Green’s characters. For those looking to enrich their bookshelves with tales of intrigue and irony, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where this literary piece may very well be waiting to confuse and amuse you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1055/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-honorary-consul.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1051 The City Of Beautiful Nonsense by E Temple Thurston In a world where logic often takes a backseat to whimsy, E Temple Thurston’s 1909 work, "The City Of Beautiful Nonsense," invites you to virtually meander through a landscape of delightful absurdity. One might imagine that this book is the unwitting love child of a Victorian intellectual and a particularly rambunctious kitten, resulting in an exhilarating romp that begs the question: Are we here for enlightenment, or simply for the giggles? This tome, published by the venerable Chapman and Hall, will leave you pondering the very nature of nonsense itself, while simultaneously wondering why you didn’t bring a snack for the journey. Set against the backdrop of a society that appears to have misplaced its sense of seriousness, "The City Of Beautiful Nonsense" offers a refreshing respite from the daily grind. You may find yourself lost in a labyrinth of whimsical encounters, where the inhabitants are as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof. Perhaps you’ll be tickled by the eccentric characters who populate this peculiar urban landscape; one can only hope they are not based on the author’s less-than-stellar acquaintances from the local pub. Or could they be? It’s all a beautiful riddle wrapped in an enigma, sprinkled with a hint of glitter. Thurston, whose name may evoke memories of obscure tea parties and the occasional philosophical debate, turns the mundane into a merry-go-round of delightful absurdity. Why engage with the drudgery of reality when one can frolic through the pages of this delightful escapade? Readers will be gleefully swept along as they navigate the labyrinthine corridors of the narrative, where every twist and turn leads to another helping of bewildering charm. Some have speculated that Thurston himself was a resident of this whimsical city, penning his thoughts while sipping tea and contemplating the meaning of a well-placed hat. If you’re expecting a conventional narrative structure, you may as well bring a picnic basket and a portable hammock, for you’ll be lounging in the land of the unexpected. Be prepared to encounter delightfully eccentric scenarios, from talking cats debating the metaphysical implications of fish to postmen who deliver letters solely on Tuesdays. One cannot help but feel as though Thurston, with his quill poised jauntily above the paper, was laughing at the absurdity of it all while simultaneously reminding us not to take life too seriously. Now, as you ponder the riveting escapades that await you, consider the following features that may sway your decision to add this peculiar volume to your collection: Features a plethora of whimsical characters, each more absurd than the last. Delivers dialogue that dances like a drunken fairy at a midsummer festival. Contains enough nonsensical anecdotes to fuel a surrealist’s daydream. Gives new meaning to the phrase "urban exploration" in the most unconventional sense. Presents an exquisite opportunity to ponder the very essence of nonsense while sipping your Earl Grey. Condition: Used, but in a state that is almost as charmingly chaotic as the narrative itself. Expect the pages to bear the fingerprints of time, possibly even a smattering of tea stains that add character and authenticity. The cover may have seen better days, but much like a well-loved teddy bear, it has stories to share. It’s the kind of book that feels right at home in the company of other eccentric volumes, ready to rear its head during discussions of the absurd over a glass of sherry. In summary, "The City Of Beautiful Nonsense" isn’t merely a book; it’s an invitation to embrace the ridiculous, to revel in the nonsensical, and perhaps, to contemplate what it means to exist in a world that often prioritizes logic over laughter. If you are fortunate enough to encounter it at Crappy Old Books, consider it a serendipitous encounter with the absurd, a delightful addition to your collection, and a charming reminder that sometimes, nonsense can be the most beautiful thing of all. This is a really old book in modest condition dated 1909. The pages are really tanned and the type font is old. Reading this is like going back in a time machine to when entertainment cost a penny, was printed and lasted a lifetime. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1051/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-city-of-beautiful-nonsense.jpg 8.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chapman and Hall no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1045 The Light In The Forest by Conrad Richter In the grand tapestry of literary history, where books are often mere vessels of high-minded thoughts and immaculate narratives, we present a curious artifact: Conrad Richter’s "The Light In The Forest," published in 1966 by the esteemed Bantam. Prepare to be transported to a land filled with foliage and philosophical conundrums, where light and dark may well be a matter of perspective—much like your average Tuesday morning commute. Richter, a name that seems to float through the literary ether like a ghost in a Victorian novel, invites us into a world where one might ponder the very essence of existence, all while navigating the treacherous terrain between civilization and the wilderness. One cannot help but wonder if the author was sipping on herbal tea while contemplating the cosmic significance of the forest’s shadows, or perhaps he simply went for a long walk and decided to jot down whatever came to mind later. Regardless, this book provides a deep dive (or perhaps a shallow splash) into the murky waters of identity and belonging, wrapped in the quaint cover art of the mid-’60s. Imagine, if you will, a protagonist torn between two worlds, much like a wayward squirrel in search of its nut. This is not just a tale of man versus nature; it is a philosophical wrestling match set against a backdrop of trees that could probably tell a tale or two if only they had the ability to speak or—more importantly—write. The reader is left to ponder whether the forest is a sanctuary or a snare, a question that might have been better addressed over a pint at the local pub rather than in the pages of a book. As the story unfolds, you’ll find yourself embroiled in a web of contemplation that prompts the age-old questions: Is it better to be light, airy, and full of hope, or dark, heavy, and laden with existential dread? Spoiler alert: Richter does not provide a definitive answer. Instead, he takes you on an odyssey filled with rhetorical questions that might leave you feeling rather like a lost child in a corn maze, unsure of which way to turn. But fear not; the literary journey is half the battle, and you might just stumble upon something profound—or at least a good excuse to avoid social obligations. The 1966 Bantam edition is a delightful relic of its time, complete with the unmistakable aura of musty pages and the affectionate wear and tear that only a used book can provide. It might even contain the remnants of past readers’ snacks, which perhaps adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the experience. After all, what is literature without a touch of shared history? Feel free to imagine the musings of a previous owner, perhaps scribbled in the margins, lamenting the state of the world while contemplating the virtues of foraging in the wild. Condition: Used. This book has been well-loved, possibly by someone who preferred the company of trees to that of people. Expect dog-eared pages, a certain frayed elegance, and maybe a few coffee stains that hint at deep philosophical pondering interrupted by caffeine breaks. It’s a book that has seen life, much like the forest itself, and is now ready for the next adventurer in literary exploration—or at least for someone looking to impress friends at a dinner party with its obscure title. In summary, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to make you think deeply, while simultaneously serving as a charming conversation starter (or perhaps a paperweight), then "The Light In The Forest" might just be your ticket to introspection. Just be cautious of any latent existential crises that may arise while reading. For a splendidly curated collection of such literary oddities, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where the past is always present and waiting for you to take it home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1045/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-light-in-the-forest.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1044 The Idea Of A Theater by Francis Fergusson In a post-war world where reality often eclipsed the imagination, Francis Fergusson’s "The Idea Of A Theater" emerges like a faded stage curtain, hinting at a performance that never quite got off the ground. Published in 1949 by Doubleday Anchor, this tome promises not just an exploration of theatrical concepts but a delightful jaunt into the murky waters of what it means to be an audience member in a world that seems to have lost its script. One can only wonder if Fergusson intended for readers to feel as bewildered as a lost actor backstage. Imagine, if you will, a time when the very essence of theater was being redefined. The author, with his quizzical tone and penchant for heavy metaphor, holds up the mirror to society, or perhaps a funhouse mirror, reflecting distorted images of why we gather to watch other people pretend to be something they’re not. In this delightful volume that could generously be described as "thought-provoking," you’ll find endless musings that may or may not leave you pondering the nature of existence itself, or at least scratching your head in confusion. Now, if you think this sounds like a real page-turner, hold onto your monocle. It’s safe to say that this is not the kind of book that you read for a good laugh or an exhilarating plot twist. Instead, it’s more akin to engaging in a lengthy philosophical discussion with that one friend who never seems to get the hint that you’ve got places to be. You might find yourself contemplating the profound while your eyes glaze over, wondering if the theater could indeed save humanity—or at the very least, your weekend plans. The prose within these pages is as intricate as a Shakespearean sonnet but feels more like a Shakespearean fault: convoluted, perhaps overly ambitious, and occasionally wading into territory that only the most dedicated of thespians could appreciate. You may find the narrative meandering through various theatrical philosophies and critiques as if it’s trying to take the scenic route through a very confusing countryside, complete with potholes of existential dread. But wait! There’s more! Fergusson doesn’t just stop at lofty ideas; he also touches upon the fascinating relationship between the theater and its patrons. Here, you might find yourself questioning if attending a play is akin to staring into the abyss or just a delightful form of escapism from a life filled with laundry and questionable dinner choices. The drama is not limited to the stage, dear reader, but spills over into the audience, creating a tapestry of collective experience and mild social anxiety. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days. The cover is gently worn, with the kind of scuffs that suggest it has been passed around like a hot potato at a family gathering. The pages are dog-eared and yellowed, which only adds to its charm, making it feel like a relic from a bygone era—or perhaps just something best left in a dusty corner of a second-hand bookshop. This book has clearly been loved and perhaps misunderstood by many a reader before you, and you might even find the odd margin note that may or may not contribute to the overall confusion. But worry not! Its slightly battered exterior only adds to your impending intellectual adventure. As you ponder the deeper meanings of life while leafing through this slightly ragged tome, you may find yourself pondering some very important questions, such as: What is the purpose of life? Why do we engage in collective drama? And, of course, who was the genius that decided to publish this in 1949? As you mull over these pressing issues, don’t forget to sip your tea and contemplate whether the theater is truly a reflection of society, or just a really noisy way to avoid dealing with your own existential crises. In conclusion, "The Idea Of A Theater" is a curious artifact from a time when the world was still trying to find its feet. It’s a book that will either inspire you to take up the dramatic arts or leave you questioning your sanity. If you’re brave enough to tackle this theatrical conundrum, grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books and prepare for an intellectual journey that might just leave you more confused than when you started. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1044/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-idea-of-a-theater.jpg 7.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Doubleday Anchor no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1043 Loves Labors Lost by William Shakespeare Once upon a time in the lavishly eccentric world of 1962, a publisher with a penchant for the classics decided to dust off a rather obscure gem from the quill of the Bard himself, William Shakespeare. Thus, we have "Loves Labors Lost," a title that sounds like a romantic comedy gone utterly awry and yet retains the gravitas of an ancient tome. It’s as if the publisher thought, "What could be more appealing than a half-hearted attempt at love wrapped in the flowery language of yore?" And so, behold—an exquisite misadventure of love and linguistic gymnastics, resurrected from the dusty shelves of literary obscurity. This particular edition, gracefully adorned with the Washington Square Press logo, is a delightful reminder of a time when paperbacks were akin to modern art: they had a certain je ne sais quoi that today’s pristine productions lack. Imagine flipping through pages that have absorbed decades of neglect and the odd whiff of stale tea; it’s like a time capsule of the past, just waiting for the right reader to unearth its charms—or unearth its absurdities. Set against a backdrop of witty repartee and questionable courtship rituals, "Loves Labors Lost" invites you into a world where love is treated like an extravagant game of chess, complete with the occasional mishap and a fair amount of verbal acrobatics. Shakespeare, ever the master of linguistic play, spins a tale of young lovers who promise to forsake the opposite sex in the name of academia. Ah, the irony! Admittedly, their grandiose plans are about as successful as a cat trying to swim—hilarious yet tragically futile. Bonus points for anyone who can get through the entire play without rolling their eyes at the characters’ melodrama. As you delve into this enchanting mess, you’ll encounter a delightful cast of characters who seem to have wandered in from a Shakespearean sitcom. Be prepared to meet: A King who’s taken a vow of celibacy because, apparently, that’s a thing. A trio of young women who mock the men’s pretentiousness as if they have a stand-up comedy special lined up. More soliloquies than you can shake a stick at—after all, nothing says ’romance’ quite like talking to yourself. Allusions that will make you feel like you’ve accidentally wandered into a literary Harvard lecture. Wit that could cut glass, if only it weren’t so muddled by the surrounding farce. But fear not, dear reader, for the language, while occasionally resembling a puzzle designed by a particularly mischievous linguist, is still as rich as a double chocolate cake left out in the sun. You may find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all—or perhaps just at how the characters seem to labor under the misconception that love is as simple as reciting a sonnet. Spoiler alert: It’s not. Condition: This volume has seen better days, akin to a well-loved teddy bear that has weathered numerous childhood adventures. The cover bears the indelible marks of time—faded edges, a spine that has nearly given up under the pressure of countless readings, and the occasional coffee stain that whispers tales of late-night study sessions. Yet, despite its weary exterior, this book retains its charm and character, much like an old friend who has become slightly more eccentric with age. In a world filled with shiny new editions and flashy covers, this humble paperback stands as a testament to the enduring nature of Shakespeare’s wit and wisdom—even if the edition itself is a little worse for wear. So take a moment to embrace the quirkiness of a bygone era, and consider adding this spirited yet battered copy of "Loves Labors Lost" to your collection. Who knows? It might just spark a conversation about love, literature, or the baffling nature of human relationships. After all, if you can laugh at Shakespeare, you can surely find joy in life’s delightful absurdities. Available at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every book has a story, even if it’s just about how it ended up here. Inside is the stamp for Paperback rack, 24450 Graliol, east Detroit, 777 178Q https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1043/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/loves-labors-lost.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Washington Square Press Book no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1041 The Big Sun Of Mercury by Isaac Asimov In the grand tradition of absurdly thought-provoking titles, we present to you "The Big Sun Of Mercury," a 1979 marvel by the illustrious Isaac Asimov. One might expect a tale that encapsulates the sun’s fiery disposition or its rather irregular schedule in the cosmic ballet, but instead, prepare for an exercise in speculative irony that only Asimov could conjure. Will the fabled big sun serve as a metaphor? A warning? A cosmic joke writ large across the pages? You may find yourself pondering this while trying to decipher whether Mercury is indeed the friendliest planet in our solar system or just a hot mess of molten rock. Published by the New English Library—a purveyor of literary eccentricities—this tome promises an experience that might just leave you questioning your very understanding of physics, philosophy, and perhaps even the meaning of life itself. Or it could be a delightful romp through the cosmos, depending on how many cups of tea you’ve imbibed while reading. As you flip through the pages, you might come to the conclusion that the real big sun is the one in the sky, glaring down on us all while we grapple with the minutiae of existence. In true Asimov fashion, expect the unexpected: an adventure through logic wrapped in a conundrum of galactic proportions. Our dear readers may find themselves overwhelmed by the sheer enormity of this literary undertaking, not just in its weight but in its ability to stretch the mind. It’s the kind of book that makes you feel simultaneously brilliant and woefully uninformed, like trying to understand a particularly complex crossword puzzle after two pints of bitter. You might very well start to question if Mercury actually deserves to be taken seriously at all. Is it a planet? A cosmic trickster? A literary device? Perhaps the big sun is merely a metaphor for all that is misunderstood in life. Inside, you will find a delightful mix of existential musings and perhaps an avant-garde exploration of solar flares that would make even the most seasoned astrophysicist scratch their head in bewilderment. You might uncover theories about time travel, utopian societies, or even recipes for the perfect cup of tea—because what’s a good book without a recipe, right? If nothing else, it will certainly provide your brain with enough fodder to appear deeply insightful at dinner parties, as you casually drop references to Asimov’s take on planetary politics like a true literary connoisseur. What you may not find, however, is a coherent narrative; but then again, who needs a plot when you have Asimov’s dazzling prose dancing around your head like a swarm of particularly clever fireflies? The style is reminiscent of a fine British ale—complex, slightly bitter, and possibly best enjoyed in small sips while gazing thoughtfully into the void of space. Be warned: diving too deeply into the depths of thought might lead to a profound identity crisis or an insatiable desire to learn astrophysics, neither of which might be particularly easy to explain at the office. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Expect pages that have borne the weight of countless philosophical ponderings and perhaps a coffee ring or two that lends an air of character—if by "character" you mean "slightly stained and possibly half-remembered." The cover may display signs of wear that suggest it has traveled through time and space—or merely your local second-hand bookshop. However, we can assure you that the words within remain intact, ready to whisk you off on a journey through the cosmos or at the very least, to the bottom of your tea cup. In summary, "The Big Sun Of Mercury" is not just a book; it’s an unfiltered invitation to explore the absurdity of existence amid the celestial bodies. So take a chance, if only to impress your friends with your vast grasp of obscure literary references or to simply enjoy a laugh at the sheer audacity of pondering the vastness of the universe through the lens of Asimov’s imagination. Pick up your copy from Crappy Old Books and embark on a journey that might just make you wonder if Mercury is truly the big sun of your reading list. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1041/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-big-sun-of-mercury.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1039 The Long And The Short And The Tall by Willis Hall In a world where the vertical and horizontal dimensions of life seem to collide in the most absurd of ways, Willis Hall’s 1962 masterpiece, "The Long And The Short And The Tall," tackles not only the existential perplexities of height but also the grander questions of human nature, albeit with a dash of irony and a sprinkle of British quirkiness. Published by Heinemann—an imprint that sounds as if it could have been dedicated to the noble art of tea-making—this book might just leave you pondering if it’s deeper than a puddle or merely a delightful rain-soaked footnote in a much larger tome. The title itself begs the question: are we discussing life’s lofty ambitions versus its irritatingly mundane realities? Or is it an ode to the juxtaposition of our tallest dreams against the shortest fuses of our temperaments? Hall, in his inimitable style, seems to play a game of literary Twister—one foot on the high and mighty ideals of society, the other in the muck of daily trivialities, all while maintaining a bemused expression that you might often find at a particularly British garden party gone awry. Set against the backdrop of the 1960s—a decade that brought us everything from the Beatles to bell-bottoms—this novel deftly weaves together the absurdity of existence with the peculiarities of its characters, who may remind you of your eccentric relatives or that one acquaintance who insists on wearing socks with sandals. Whether you’re contemplating the nature of truth or simply wondering why your toast always lands butter-side down, Hall’s work will leave you with questions that are both profound and utterly inconsequential. Expect a menagerie of characters that embody the idiosyncrasies of the human condition. These are folks who have their own lengths and shortcomings, and Hall introduces them with the kind of care you’d take when unwrapping a second-hand trinket—hoping it’s not a complete disaster. Characters embark on a journey where their personal trajectories intersect in ways both unexpected and hilariously tragic. Will they find enlightenment, or merely the nearest pub? Only time—and their collective wits—will tell. Do you enjoy tales that challenge the very fabric of reality whilst effortlessly weaving the mundane into the fabric of the extraordinary? Then this book is for you. However, if you’re looking for a cookie-cutter plot that wraps everything up nicely with a bow, you might want to reconsider. After all, life rarely adheres to the rules of neatness, much like the shelves at your nearest second-hand bookstore, where you might find this gem lurking amidst dusty tomes In a meta twist that only a book like this could encapsulate, one can’t help but wonder what the actual “long” and “short” of this tale are. Are we talking about the length of a well-thought-out paragraph versus the brevity of a hasty conclusion? Or perhaps the long-winded theories of philosophers versus the short-lived debates in a pub? Either way, prepare yourself for a delightful conundrum that may leave you questioning the very dimensions of your own existence. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, much like the protagonist who has decided to embrace life’s unpredictability with a half-hearted smile. Expect creases, dog-eared pages, and perhaps a few coffee stains that only add to its character—like a rug that tells a story of every person who has walked on it. It has been lovingly worn, like your favorite pair of trousers that might be a tad out of fashion, but you can’t bear to part with them. So come, take a chance on "The Long And The Short And The Tall"—where the journey may be a little crooked, but the destination promises to be far more interesting than the neatly packaged alternatives. After all, at Crappy Old Books, we believe in celebrating the wonderfully weird, the beautifully bizarre, and the charmingly imperfect. Copy 3. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1039/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-long-and-the-short-and-the-tall-3.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1038 The Long And The Short And The Tall by Willis Hall In a particularly audacious attempt to capture the essence of human existence, Willis Hall presents "The Long And The Short And The Tall," a title that amusingly wades into the murky waters of existential inquiry, all while possibly hinting at the author’s profound appreciation for measuring tape. Published in 1962, this tome has survived the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to find its way onto the hallowed shelves of Crappy Old Books, where it now awaits an unsuspecting reader who may or may not be prepared for its curious charms. Set against the backdrop of a world teetering on the brink of something, Hall’s narrative dances between the profound and the absurd, challenging readers to ponder the very nature of length in both its physical and metaphorical forms. Is the ‘long’ a reference to the interminable hours spent in a waiting room, while the ‘short’ playfully hints at those awkward silences in conversations? Or perhaps it’s simply a cheeky commentary on haircuts? Whatever the case, one must appreciate the audacity of such an ambitious title, leaving readers to unravel its meaning like a particularly perplexing riddle wrapped in a conundrum, or maybe just a badly folded map. The characters, though not explicitly outlined here — because who needs specifics? — are likely a collection of mismatched personalities navigating their way through life’s complexities. You might encounter the brooding philosopher who can’t decide whether to sip tea or contemplate the universe, alongside the jolly chap whose sole purpose is to bring levity to the otherwise existential dread. Together, they may just find that the long and the short of it is often more of a metaphorical conundrum than a physical measurement. One can only imagine the vivid imagery and delightful absurdities that Hall conjures up within these pages. Readers might find themselves transported to the most peculiar of dialogues where the long-winded explanations meet their match in snappy retorts, all packaged in a dialogue so rich that it could be served at a fine dining establishment, if only it were edible. In fact, you might even want to take notes, lest you find yourself baffled by the delightful intricacies of each character’s quirkiness. But let’s not forget the cultural zeitgeist of the 1960s, which must weave its way through the story like a rather persistent thread in a rather flamboyant tapestry. The social mores, the fashion faux pas, and the rather questionable haircuts of the time undoubtedly make appearances, reminding us that while the world may change, the fundamental absurdities of human interaction remain timeless. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh at the expense of yesterday’s trends? Condition: Used, but not in the way that evokes thoughts of a dusty attic or the lingering scent of mothballs. This delightful volume bears the marks of a life well-lived, complete with dog-eared pages and the occasional ink blot, suggesting not merely wear but evidence of intense contemplation. You may even find a particularly wise margin note, perhaps written by a previous reader who could neither resist the urge to comment nor the lure of an excellent pun. And if you find yourself wondering why anyone would choose to delve into the literary labyrinth that is "The Long And The Short And The Tall," consider this: it’s an exploration of the human condition disguised as a playful romp through the absurd. In a world that often seems to take itself far too seriously, Hall’s work might just be the whimsical respite you never knew you craved. Acquire this book from Crappy Old Books, and you might just find yourself pondering the lengths we go to for meaning, all while giggling at our own shortcomings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1038/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-long-and-the-short-and-the-tall-2.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1037 The Long And The Short And The Tall by Willis Hall In the grand tradition of existential ponderings and British wit, "The Long And The Short And The Tall" by Willis Hall invites you into a world where the title itself may well remain the most profound aspect of the experience. Published in the illustrious year of 1961, when bell bottoms were still just a twinkle in the eye of fashion, this tome promises to be a delightful blend of irony and deep thoughts, though precisely what those thoughts are remains an enigma wrapped in a riddle, served with a side of bemusement. Set in a time when the world teetered on the precipice of change, Hall’s work is both a reflection and a refraction of the human condition. Readers may find themselves pondering the lengths one might go to in the pursuit of meaning—or perhaps just reminiscing about the last time they thought about lengths, like queues at the local chippy or the interminable wait for a bus that’s perpetually “just around the corner.” Our protagonist—or should we say protagonists?—are likely a motley crew of characters who may or may not resemble actual human beings. You might find a long one, a short one, and perhaps one that’s rather tall, engaging in conversations that oscillate between the profound and the absurd. Set against the backdrop of a post-war Britain still finding its feet, one can only imagine the myriad of ways that Hall manages to weave the mundane with the philosophical, making one question whether life is indeed a cleverly constructed joke or simply a series of unfortunate events strung together like the broken dreams of a failed actor. But fear not! This book isn’t just a labyrinth of heavy thoughts. In fact, it could serve as a fine conversation starter at your next dinner party, provided you don’t mind your guests questioning their life choices and the nature of existence over a plate of slightly overcooked peas. Just imagine the looks on their faces as they attempt to unpack the intricacies of Hall’s prose while you sip your lukewarm tea, basking in the delicious irony of it all. If you’re still wondering why your bookshelf hasn’t completely collapsed under the weight of literary masterpieces, it’s probably because you haven’t yet added this delightful specimen. You see, "The Long And The Short And The Tall" is not just a book; it’s a conversation piece, a statement about your willingness to embrace the quirky and the overlooked. After all, who wouldn’t want to own a book that has been described by some as “an experience” and by others as “something to fill the void of an empty shelf”? Condition: Used, but in a state that suggests it has been well-loved and perhaps even pondered over in deep thought. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, margin notes that hint at previous readers’ desperate attempts to make sense of it all, and a cover that might just have a charming patina of age, indicative of its journey through time and space—or just the local second-hand shop. This book has seen things, and it is ready to share its wisdom, or at least its confusion. So, whether you’re a literary aficionado or simply someone looking to fill the void on your coffee table, "The Long And The Short And The Tall" offers you a chance to engage with literature in a way that’s both profound and absurd. You might even find yourself captivated, not by the storyline—whatever it may entail—but by the sheer quirkiness of the very existence of this book. It’s a testament to the beauty of second-hand treasures, and a reminder that at Crappy Old Books, we believe that even the most bewildering tomes have a place on your shelf, waiting for their moment in the sun—or at least the lamp light. Copy 1. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1037/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-long-and-the-short-and-the-tall-1.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1036 Robbers Roost by Zane Grey Robbers Roost was the perfect hideout - a box canyon in no-mans land. The Hays gang figured they’d be safe there for a good long time. But the Heeseman mob trailed Hays and the boys to The Roost, and pinned them under a murderous cross fire. In the showdown between the two bands of outlaws, robbers Roost became a canyon of death. Only one man would survive the shootout - one man, a beautiful girl - and a fortune in hard cash. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1036/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/robbers-roost.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1035 The Spiderweb by Joseph Persico Welcome to the peculiar world of “The Spiderweb,” a literary artifact delivered to you courtesy of Joseph Persico, who, in 1981, clearly had a flair for both the dramatic and the slightly bewildering. Published by Bantam Books, a venerable establishment known for its penchant for spiffy covers and mildly intriguing titles, this tome promises to ensnare you in its web of complexities, much like its namesake arachnid would do to a hapless fly. But fear not! Unlike your average web, this one may have a few holes, ensuring you can wriggle your way out if the narrative becomes too tangled. Imagine a world where the very essence of existence is woven together with metaphorical threads thicker than the plot of a soap opera and more convoluted than the instructions for assembling flat-pack furniture. “The Spiderweb” invites you to engage with a narrative that is, at best, a curious amalgamation of intrigue, drama, and perhaps the occasional existential crisis. It’s a book that boldly proclaims, “Why write a straightforward story when you can create an elaborate maze for your readers to wander through?” Joseph Persico, in his infinite wisdom, seems to have harnessed the spirit of the era in which he wrote. The late 1970s and early 1980s were rife with experimentation, as authors attempted to stretch the limits of what we might loosely call “literature.” In “The Spiderweb,” you will find prose that could easily double as an abstract painting—brilliant in its chaos, yet leaving you scratching your head in wonder. One can only assume that while typing away at his typewriter, Persico had a few cups of tea laced with a mysterious potion, fueling his creative juices in ways that defy explanation. As you leaf through the pages of this used copy, you might notice the faint aroma of nostalgia wafting up from the paper. It’s as if the book has absorbed the collective hopes, dreams, and perhaps even the stale popcorn of its previous owners. Each crease and dog-ear tells a tale of its own—a testament to the lives it has touched, if only briefly. Who knows what secrets lie between these timeworn pages? Perhaps they hold the key to understanding the complex tapestry of human emotion, or maybe just a few recipes for tea. Moreover, the characters in “The Spiderweb” may not be the most relatable bunch you’ll ever encounter. They are a curious collection of oddballs and eccentricities, each seemingly plucked from a different corner of the universe, and thrust together in a way that even fate would find a tad improbable. You might find yourself wondering if the author had a hidden agenda, perhaps trying to showcase the absurdity of life itself or merely filling the pages with characters who would provoke your incredulity. But fret not, dear reader! Just when you think it might be all too much, you will be met with moments of dark humor that serve to lighten the otherwise heavy atmosphere. It’s as if Persico is winking at you from the pages, whispering, “Yes, this is all quite ridiculous, but isn’t that the fun of it?” Condition: Used, but fear not, it has been lovingly preserved in an embrace of slightly yellowed pages and the occasional coffee stain. The spine creaks with the wisdom of years spent in the hands of readers both baffled and bemused. The cover exhibits the kind of wear that suggests it has been enthusiastically thrust into the hands of unsuspecting friends, only to be met with raised eyebrows and incredulous chuckles. This book is not merely a reading experience; it’s an adventure in literary survival. With all of this in mind, “The Spiderweb” is not just a book; it is an experience, a curiosity that beckons you to unravel its intricate threads. Whether you find solace in its chaos or merely wish to add an oddity to your collection, this book is a worthy contender. After all, popping over to Crappy Old Books for such a quirky find is like stepping into a treasure trove of literary oddities—where every book holds a story, both within and outside its pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1035/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spiderweb.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553143348 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1034 Bodily Harm by Margaret Atwood In a world where the phrase "Bodily Harm" could just as easily refer to a particularly aggressive game of charades as it could to the intricacies of human emotion, Margaret Atwood presents us with a kaleidoscopic exploration of the psyche, akin to a funhouse mirror reflecting back your innermost anxieties. Published in 1983, this offering from the unflinching Canadian literary titan hints at the absurdity of existence while asking the reader to ponder if perhaps it’s simply the world that’s gone bonkers, rather than our hapless protagonist. Meet the protagonist who finds herself in a whirlwind of existential dread, emotional turmoil, and the odd physical ailment, because why should the mind have all the fun? The narrative is a veritable buffet of miseries, served with a side order of dark humour and a garnish of incredulous self-reflection. Expect to navigate through a labyrinth of personal crises that may leave you clutching your own sides, either from laughter or mild horror—sometimes both, depending on your taste for irony. Atwood’s prose in "Bodily Harm" is as sharp as a surgeon’s scalpel, dissecting the very fabric of human experience. She masterfully juxtaposes the mundane with the extraordinary, revealing how the most trivial moments of life can morph into something resembling chaos. It’s like watching a cat play with a ball of yarn—at first, it seems harmless, but soon enough, the feline is tangled in a web of its own making, and one can’t help but feel a twinge of sympathy. This book serves as a reminder that life isn’t merely a collection of events neatly packaged into chapters; it’s more like a clumsy dance at a wedding where everyone steps on each other’s toes, and the DJ insists on playing that one song on repeat. Atwood’s characters oscillate between profound insights and utter bafflement, much like a confused goldfish swimming in circles. You’ll likely find yourself pondering how such a delightful mess could possibly exist within the confines of one narrative. If you’re looking for a read that combines the existential with the absurd, you’re in luck! "Bodily Harm" invites you to plumb the depths of human consciousness while simultaneously wondering if anyone involved has a clue about what’s happening. With plot twists that defy expectation and an exploration of themes so complex they could confuse even the most astute philosophy student, this book is a rare contradiction—an exercise in both chaos and clarity. Condition: This particular copy has been handed around more than a packet of biscuits at a British tea party. Expect the pages to be slightly dog-eared and possibly containing the faint scent of Earl Grey, as if for a moment, the book itself had been caught up in a whimsical tea break. The cover displays signs of wear, perhaps from enthusiastic discussions of the book’s themes over too many cups of strong tea, but don’t let that deter you. It adds character, like a well-loved armchair in a cozy pub. In conclusion, if you fancy a literary romp that challenges your perception of bodily integrity—both literal and metaphorical—while also providing the perfect fodder for your next book club debate, look no further than "Bodily Harm." Just remember to approach it with a sense of humour, as Atwood’s observations on life can sometimes feel like a slap on the back when you least expect it. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the books have charm, if not always condition, and the stories are always more entertaining than they seem at first glance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1034/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bodily-harm.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553274554 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1032 The Dissertation by RM Koster In a world that craves the sensational and the spectacular, RM Koster’s 1976 tome, *The Dissertation*, dares to wade into the murky waters of academia, where the most thrilling plot twist is the sudden appearance of a misplaced bibliographic citation. Yes, dear reader, this isn’t just a book; it’s a daring escapade into the realm of footnotes and margins—a labyrinthine journey through the mind of a scholar who, in the spirit of the age, might just be one existential crisis away from abandoning reason altogether. If you’ve ever found yourself up at ungodly hours, drowning in a sea of books, journals, and an unending supply of cold pizza, then you might find a kindred spirit in Koster’s protagonist. Here, in the dusty confines of the library, the stench of forgotten research mingles with the stale aroma of poorly brewed coffee, leading to a gripping narrative that is anything but fast-paced. This is the slow burn of intellectual pursuit, where every page turn is an invitation to reflect on the existential dread of an unfinished thesis, the agony of peer reviews, and the gentle hum of fluorescent lights that flicker ominously as deadlines loom ever closer. Published by Bantam Doubleday Dell, this book is not just a story; it’s a manifesto for those who have ever had a love-hate relationship with academia. It teases the mind and sets the stage for an odyssey of procrastination and panic that will resonate with anyone who has ever had to defend their work before a panel of dubious scholars—who, let’s face it, often enjoy tearing apart fledgling brilliance more than nurturing it. Koster’s prose is as dry as the crumbling pages of your old textbooks, and yet it contains a curious charm that may leave you both amused and slightly bewildered. As you traverse the pages of *The Dissertation*, you may find yourself pondering the following important questions: Is this a gripping narrative or merely a meticulously footnoted snooze-fest? Could the protagonist be the secret love child of Kafka and a particularly pedantic professor? How many cups of coffee does one need to consume before contemplating the true meaning of academic life? What is the sound of one dissertation floundering in the abyss of irrelevance? Will I ever finish reading this before I’m due for my own thesis defense? As the pages turn—oh, how they turn—you may stumble upon the occasional burst of hilarity disguised as scholarly observation. Koster’s wit lies in the irony that the highest stakes in academia often involve a battle for the last remaining copy of The MLA Handbook, rather than any life-or-death scenario you might find in traditional thrillers. The absurdity of it all will resonate with anyone who has been trapped in the bibliophile’s equivalent of purgatory. Condition: The book is used, of course, with all the loyal signs of a well-thumbed volume that has seen more late nights than a college student during finals week. The cover might sport a few creases, while the pages exhibit a charming array of dog-eared corners and the occasional coffee stain—genuine proof of scholarly dedication or perhaps a late-night snack gone awry. If you’re ready to take a break from the fast-paced world of page-turners and delve into a narrative that takes its sweet time, then *The Dissertation* could be your new best friend—or perhaps your worst nightmare. It’s a perfect addition to your collection of second-hand curiosities, lovingly offered by Crappy Old Books, where even the most obscure titles can lead you down delightful rabbit holes of irony and introspection. So, gather your pens, your notebooks, and a generous supply of coffee, and prepare for a journey that may just redefine your understanding of what a story can be—or rather, what it decidedly can’t. Happy reading, and may your existential crises be ever so slightly less profound than those of Koster’s characters. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1032/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dissertation.jpg 6.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Doubleday Dell 9780553026825 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1029 A Dictionary Of Art & Artists by Peter and Linda Murray Step right up, art aficionados and casual doodlers alike! Here lies a tome as treasured as the last piece of cake at an art gallery opening—a delightful mishmash of creativity and pretension, all neatly squished between two covers. "A Dictionary Of Art & Artists" by the Murrays, Peter and Linda, is more than just a book; it’s a veritable treasure trove of artistic tidbits, historical anecdotes, and possibly the odd existential crisis wrapped in a 1969 Penguin shell. Who knew that the secret to understanding the world of art could be distilled into a dictionary format? Not to mention, who could resist a book that was presumably driven by the noble aspiration of categorizing the unfathomable chaos that is human creativity? One can only imagine what the Murrays were thinking when they set out to craft this encyclopedia of aesthetic antics. Perhaps they envisioned a world where every aspiring artist could flip through the pages and instantly grasp the elusive essence of Monet or the baffling genius of Duchamp. And yet, here we stand in 2023, still scratching our heads at the absurdity that is modern art—thanks in part to this very volume. You’ll find yourself questioning not just the significance of each artist, but the very fabric of reality itself. Was that canvas really just a blue square, or is it a profound commentary on the human condition? The Murrays may have cracked the code, or perhaps they just had a wild night at the pub before drafting the entry on Picasso. Inside, you’ll encounter an alphabetical smorgasbord of artistic luminaries, all meticulously catalogued, making it a perfect companion for those who want to sound clever at dinner parties—or, conversely, for those who wish to create a ruckus by mispronouncing the names of revered painters. Can you imagine the delight of saying “I am particularly fond of the works of ‘Van Goghh’” in a pretentious tone? This book not only serves as a resource but also as a weapon in the ongoing battle against the mundane. With every page turned, you might just end up defending your right to hang a potato on the wall and call it art. The Murrays have left no stone unturned (or brush stroke unexamined) in this delightful compendium. Expect entries that oscillate between the informative and the utterly baffling. Who knew that the color palette of a 20th-century movement could read like a family recipe gone awry? Or that historical context could be juxtaposed with the oddest anecdotes about the artists’ pet goldfish? This book is a veritable buffet of artistic facts, and yes, it’s okay to feel slightly unwell after leaving, much like after a visit to an avant-garde gallery. As you thumb through this second-hand treasure, you may also stumble upon the delightful quirks of the 1969 publishing era. The typeface has a certain gravity that suggests it’s trying far too hard to be serious about itself, much like the elderly gentleman in the corner of the pub who insists he once had tea with Damien Hirst. It’s like being wrapped in a warm, artful embrace, albeit one that’s slightly musty and smells faintly of something akin to aged cheese. Condition: Used. This book has seen things—perhaps a coffee spill during an intense debate over the merits of abstract expressionism or the faint outline of a very disgruntled cat who clearly shares a disdain for all things resembling art criticism. Pages may exhibit creases, and the spine may be bent in ways that reflect the very struggles of the artistic process itself. But fear not! For each imperfection only adds to its character, much like a well-loved art piece that’s been gazed upon too many times. So, if you’re ready to expand your artistic vocabulary (or at least confuse your friends), grab this literary curiosity from Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You might just discover the next Matisse hiding between the lines—or at the very least, a quirky conversation starter for your next gathering. This dictionary covers the last seven centuries, up to Picasso and Pop Art. Short biographies of nearly 1000 painters, sculptors, and engravers fill the greater part of it: these contain facts and dates of the artists career, a note of galleries exhibiting his work, and an estimate of his style. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1029/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dictionary-of-art-and-artists.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1026 Buffalo Afternoon by Susan Fromberg Schaeffer In an alternate universe, where the sun sets in the east and buffalo roam the halls of ivy-covered universities, Susan Fromberg Schaeffer’s "Buffalo Afternoon" stands as a testament to everything you never knew you wanted to know about life in the 1990s. This book meanders like a lazy river through the backwaters of existential pondering, offering readers a glimpse into the daily routines of characters so relatable that one almost feels the need to check if they’ve actually met them at a bus stop or a particularly dull dinner party. Published in the not-so-distant past of 1990, when mullets were fashionable and no one had yet figured out how to use the internet for anything other than the occasional awkward email, this literary offering is a veritable time capsule. It’s as if Schaeffer has captured a slice of life and preserved it in amber, albeit with a hint of that unmistakable 90s aroma—part stale frappuccino, part unrequited angst. The narrative unfolds with the kind of leisurely pace that would make a tortoise look like it’s in a hurry, leading you through mundane afternoons filled with philosophical musings and the odd existential crisis. Buffalo, you may wonder, is not just a city in New York; it is, in this tale, a metaphor for all that is heavy and burdensome in life—like that one sock that always seems to be missing its pair. Schaeffer invites readers to ponder whether one can truly find meaning in a world where the highlight of the week is spotting a buffalo in a field, or whether one should simply lean into the absurdity of it all. After all, who wouldn’t want to contemplate their life choices while staring blankly at a herd of grazing ungulates? As you turn the pages, revel in the irony of characters who are mysteriously both deeply profound and hopelessly banal. They are the sort of people who might engage in a riveting debate about the merits of instant coffee versus freshly brewed, all while fully aware that neither will elevate their lives in any meaningful way. Yet, somehow, the author manages to make their everyday tribulations feel like the most significant events on Earth—because isn’t that what being human is all about? Finding drama in the dregs of a coffee cup? If you’re in search of a literary work that will leave you questioning your life choices, "Buffalo Afternoon" is a splendid candidate. Its pages contain a wealth of insights that you may or may not care to apply in your own life. Want to learn how to appreciate the beauty of a quiet afternoon spent reflecting on your life’s trajectory? Or how about finding solace in the fact that you’re not alone in your existential dread? Schaeffer’s characters have got you covered. But wait, there’s more! This edition is a used copy, which means you’re not just getting a book; you’re acquiring a piece of history. Who knows whose hands have turned these pages before you? Perhaps a disillusioned college student or an aspiring philosopher looking for meaning in the mundane. Each crease and coffee stain tells a story; it’s like a scavenger hunt through someone else’s life in search of the profound. Condition: The book is used, which means it comes with the charming quirks of a past life. Expect some yellowed pages that whisper tales of late-night reading sessions and contemplative pauses. The cover may exhibit a certain rugged charm, with dog-eared corners and spine creases that speak to its well-loved status. It’s practically begging for a new owner to indulge in its reflective nature and perhaps add a few more stains of their own—chocolate, coffee, or perhaps tears of joy or sorrow. Whatever your beverage of choice, this book is ready for another round of philosophical pondering. So, whether you’re in the mood for a strangely uplifting exploration of ennui or simply have a penchant for ironic titles, "Buffalo Afternoon" is sure to tickle your fancy. Get it now from Crappy Old Books, where the literature is as quirky as the customers! You won’t just be buying a book; you’ll be adopting a conversation starter that has a life of its own. Because who wouldn’t want a buffalo in their literary collection? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1026/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/buffalo-afternoon.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ivy Books 9780804105804 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1025 Such Darling Dodos by Angus Wilson In the illustrious year of 1968, when bell-bottoms were the height of fashion and the world was either experiencing revolutions or merely reacting to them with a bemused grin, Angus Wilson decided to gift humanity with a literary nugget known as "Such Darling Dodos." To encapsulate the essence of this book is akin to trying to catch a fish with your bare hands; messy, slippery, and ultimately a little absurd. Is it a satire on the absurdities of modern life? A whimsical exploration of outdated philosophies? Or perhaps just a meandering stroll through the mind of a man who really fancied dodos? One can only speculate. One must ask: why dodos? Perhaps the title is a clever nod to the charmingly oblivious nature of both the bird and the societal norms of the time. Much like the dodo that iconically waddled its way into extinction, the characters within this tome are blissfully unaware of their surroundings, oblivious to the creeping absurdity of their existence. Readers may find themselves chuckling during moments of profound awkwardness or bewilderment, all while wondering if they’ve somehow waded into the deep waters of British eccentricity. It’s as if Wilson decided the world needed more dodos—both feathered and human. In a narrative that flits about with all the grace of a dodo trying to fly, "Such Darling Dodos" presents an ensemble cast that could only exist in the fever-dream of a whimsical playwright. With each turn of the page, one is introduced to characters whose quirks rival that of the long-extinct bird itself. Perhaps you’ll meet the unwitting philosopher who thinks he’s cracked the code of life while arguing with his garden gnomes, or the socialite who believes herself to be the last bastion of civility in a world gone mad. The mere act of getting to know these characters feels like a delightful game of musical chairs, where you’re never quite sure who will be left standing at the end. But enough about the birds and the bizarre individuals who inhabit this literary aviary. Let’s discuss the prose itself, which dances and darts about with all the charm of a parrot in a top hat. Wilson’s sentences have a peculiar knack for presenting the ridiculous with a straight face, as if he’s daring you to find a reason to stop laughing. The dialogue snaps and crackles with wit, leaving one to wonder if the author had a soft spot for wordplay or simply enjoyed the sound of his characters’ voices in a cacophony of delightful absurdity. Now, one could talk about the underlying themes of existentialism or the critique of post-war British society, but let’s be honest—this is a book that wears its irony like a feather boa draped over a dodo’s neck. It invites readers to ponder the condition of their own existence while unabashedly celebrating the joyful absurdity of it all. It’s a reminder that sometimes, it’s perfectly acceptable to be a little silly, to waddle about life as if we’re simply taking a stroll through an enchanted forest, regardless of whether or not that forest is in imminent danger of being paved over. Condition: Used. Perhaps it has been touched by the hands of a philosopher who once pondered the meaning of dodos over a cup of lukewarm tea, or perhaps a gung-ho birdwatcher who felt it necessary to scribble notes in the margins while contemplating avian existentialism. Whatever its past, this book proudly bears the scars of time, its pages slightly yellowed and corners ever so slightly dog-eared. It’s practically begging to be picked up again, cradled in the hands of a new reader ready to engage with the eccentricity between its covers. So, if you find yourself in need of a literary escape that’s as curious as a dodo in a tuxedo, look no further than "Such Darling Dodos." While it may not solve all the mysteries of life or provide a roadmap through the absurdities of existence, it will certainly keep you entertained and perhaps even questioning why on Earth you’re reading about dodos in the first place. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the forgotten and the quirky find a new home—just like the dodo itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1025/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/such-darling-dodos.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1022 The Survivors by Dinah McCall In a world where the term “survivors” heralds tales of resilience, camaraderie, and perhaps a thrilling brush with danger, Dinah McCall’s 2007 offering, “The Survivors,” emerges like a perplexing puzzle piece that has lost its box. Published by MIRA Books—who, as we all know, specialize in whisking readers away from the mundane and into the bizarre—this novel may just be the perfect companion for your evening’s existential crises. Imagine, if you will, a narrative that tiptoes along the tightrope of drama and absurdity, straddling both sides with a confidence typically reserved for tightrope walkers who have had one too many cups of tea before attempting their act. McCall, a deft conjurer of words, invites us into a realm where the sun might be shining, but the shadow of existential dread looms ever so prominently. You’d be forgiven for wondering if the survivors in question are battling life’s challenges or simply trying to remember where they left their reading glasses. As you turn the pages—warily, perhaps, lest they disintegrate beneath your fingers—you’ll encounter characters who have mastered the art of surviving not just physical challenges but also the mundane trials of everyday life. These individuals are akin to those you might find at your local pub on a Thursday evening, recounting tales of lost socks and missed trains as though they were matters of utmost consequence. You might find yourself questioning: are these characters survivors or merely adept at avoiding the laundry? Who knows! The book provides a fascinating lens through which to view the art of survival, a theme that resonates deeply with those of us who have survived—nay, thrived—through the perils of bad coffee and slightly undercooked scones. Whether it’s the unyielding pursuit of happiness or just the quest for the last biscuit in the jar, McCall’s prose invites a chuckle at the absurdity of our human condition. Her characters seem to embody the spirit of resilience that has been honed over centuries of British history, albeit wrapped in a slightly thicker layer of irony. But wait, there’s more! The narrative is peppered with elements that might make you scratch your head in bewilderment, from plot twists to character decisions that leave you pondering whether you’re reading a gripping tale of survival or a very elaborate metaphor for the struggles of modern life. If you’ve ever found yourself questioning the sensibility of a plot turn while simultaneously craving a custard cream, this book might just resonate with you on an unprecedented level. Within the pages of “The Survivors,” expect to encounter: Characters so layered they could rival an onion—minus the tears. A plot that meanders like a confused squirrel on the hunt for acorns. Dialogue that sparkles with wit, like a tea kettle left on the stove just a tad too long. The occasional metaphor that may leave you pondering long after you’ve closed the book. Unexpected moments of genuine connection that make you wonder if you should call your own friends. Condition: This particular copy of “The Survivors” has seen better days and may carry the scent of second-hand bookshops, the kind that can only be replicated by years of unexplained dust and the faint whiff of old coffee. Pages are dog-eared, and the spine exhibits the kind of wear befitting a well-loved tome. If you’ve ever found yourself in a relationship with a slightly battered novel, you may feel an inexplicable connection to this masterpiece of literary wear and tear. So, whether you’re a glutton for punishment or simply a book lover with a penchant for irony, “The Survivors” promises to be an experience unlike any other. It’s perfect for those moody afternoons when you’d rather contemplate the meaning of existence than tackle the laundry pile. Perhaps you’ll emerge from its pages with a new perspective on survival—or at the very least, a renewed appreciation for the last biscuit. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where second-hand literary adventures await! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1022/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-survivors.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MIRA Books 9780778324355 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1021 The Brain - A Users Manual by Diagram Group In a world where your mind is perhaps your greatest asset and also your most perplexing enigma, “The Brain - A User’s Manual” is your unfailingly optimistic companion. Penned by the illustrious yet obscured Diagram Group in 1983—a year that promised a future where we’d all be commuting via hovercraft—this manual serves as a tantalizingly vague guide to perhaps the most baffling organ you possess. Spoiler alert: it’s not actually written like an IKEA instruction manual, so you’re unlikely to find a diagram of a brain with a bag of extra bolts. But wouldn’t that be something? In an era where the term “user-friendly” was more of a hopeful slogan than a reality, the Diagram Group bravely took pen to paper (or perhaps typewriter to page) to demystify the squishy thing nestled between your ears. With a title that feels more like a cheeky suggestion than a command, this book dares you to unlock the secrets of your own cognitive faculties. Should you choose to accept this challenge, prepare to delve into a cornucopia of diagrams, illustrations, and witty commentary that suggests you might just be a bit more than your next-door neighbour’s pet goldfish. Indeed, the authors navigate through topics that could make even the most astute neuroscientist scratch their head. Expect discussions on everything from synapses to those pesky neurotransmitters, all peppered with quirky illustrations that might elicit a giggle or a profound existential crisis—depending on your mood. It’s as if the team channelled an era where science and whimsy collided, creating a manual that could just as easily double as a coffee table conversation starter or an avant-garde art piece. What might you discover within these pages? Well, prepare yourself for a trove of knowledge that could leave you pondering some of life’s most pressing questions, such as: How to convince your brain to stop overthinking that embarrassing moment from Year 9. The intriguing way your brain manages to forget where you left your glasses while they rest majestically atop your head. Why you suddenly crave a cup of tea at precisely 3 PM every day. The strange correlation between your brain’s activity and your ability to remember which way is north. How to embrace the chaos that is your thought process without simply opting for a nice nap instead. It’s a book that promises to turn the daily drudgery of life into a series of brainy escapades—though whether you emerge from each chapter as a fully realised intellectual or merely more confused is entirely up to you. The pages suggest that understanding your brain can be both a scintillating adventure and a daunting rabbit hole, one that may lead you to ponder whether your next cup of tea should be accompanied by biscuits or an existential crisis. Condition: Used, which means this book has lived a life of its own, absorbing the wisdom of its previous readers like a sponge of shared knowledge or, more likely, the crumbs of their snacks. Expect dog-eared pages that might just have a story of their own, accompanied by the smell of nostalgia that only a second-hand book can possess. You won’t find any pristine, untouched pages here, but perhaps that adds to the charm—like a beloved jacket with an interesting history. As you navigate through “The Brain - A User’s Manual,” don’t be surprised if you find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of life, questioning your very existence, or just scratching your head in bewilderment. Either way, you’ll walk away with the undeniable knowledge that your brain is, in fact, a magnificent yet confusing enigma, and this book, my friend, is your quirky guide. So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the wisdom of yesteryear mingles with the oddity of today, and let the cerebral adventures begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1021/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-brain-a-users-manual.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley 9780425060537 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1020 How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie In a world where social interactions often resemble a high-stakes game of chess played by over-caffeinated squirrels, Dale Carnegie’s "How to Win Friends & Influence People" emerges like the proverbial Swiss Army knife—if the knife were made of awkwardly detailed anecdotes and charmingly outdated wisdom. This 1990 edition from Pocket Books is not merely a book; it is a time capsule filled with pearls of advice that would make even the most seasoned socialite raise an eyebrow and mutter, “Well, that’s one way to skin a cat.” The cover, a vivid homage to a bygone era, practically screams, “I once belonged to a bookshelf in a waiting room where dreams went to fester.” With its slightly dog-eared pages and the enchanting scent of someone’s long-lost college days, this tome promises to guide you through the labyrinth of human relationships—if only your navigational skills are sharp enough to avoid the proverbial pitfalls of social faux pas. Imagine being handed a manual written for a time when the primary modes of communication were face-to-face chats and handwritten letters. Carnegie, with all the earnestness of a Victorian gentleman, implores you to be genuinely interested in others—yes, even that chap at the bus stop who insists on discussing the existential dread of his pet goldfish. But fear not! With Carnegie’s sage guidance, you’ll soon find yourself magically transformed into a social butterfly—or perhaps just a slightly more charismatic caterpillar. As you leaf through this delightful relic, you’ll discover that Carnegie had a penchant for charming little anecdotes that often seem just a tad too rehearsed. Prepare yourself for tales of ordinary folks who became extraordinary by merely remembering names or smiling at strangers. It’s almost as if he believed that the secret to winning friends lay solely in showing a modicum of decency—a radical concept, no doubt, for the modern age of ‘ghosting’ and ‘swiping left.’ Yet, in the depths of these pages, lies a treasure trove of advice that might just prove useful for the persnickety social climber. You will learn to: Master the art of small talk about the weather—because who doesn’t love a good discussion on humidity levels? Utilize the startling power of a genuine compliment, especially if you can somehow manage to slip one in without sounding like a smarmy politician. Engage with people at parties by employing the subtle technique of nodding and smiling, which also serves as an excellent alternative to listening. Become a veritable magician of persuasion—abracadabra, my friend, may I interest you in my half-baked ideas? Navigate awkward social encounters with the grace of a tap-dancing giraffe. Condition: You might describe it as “well-loved,” but in truth, it’s more of a “been there, done that” kind of book. The spine is charmingly creased, facilitating those “I read this cover to cover” vibes, while the pages display a certain patina of wisdom—or at least the remnants of a particularly enthusiastic coffee spill. Despite the evidence of previous ownership, it still retains an air of earnestness that would make Carnegie himself proud. So if you’ve ever wondered how to transform a casual acquaintance into a lifelong friend or how to sway a crowd with the ease of a seasoned politician, look no further. "How to Win Friends & Influence People" is your trusty guide, even if it’s a bit battered and bruised from all the socializing it has witnessed. Don’t miss your chance to own this quirky piece of self-help history, available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where every book comes with a story—and possibly a questionable coffee stain or two. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1020/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-win-friends-and-influence-people.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671723651 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1019 Decision in Philadelphia- The Constitutional Convention of 1787 by Christopher Collier In a world where the founding fathers were not just a group of wigs and powdered noses, but rather a gaggle of eccentric thinkers wrestling with the profound question: "What do we do with a bunch of colonies that suddenly fancy themselves independent?" Christopher Collier’s "Decision in Philadelphia" invites you to the ultimate brain-teaser showdown of 1787. Did they think they could simply gather in a room and sort out the future of a nation over tea and crumpets? Spoiler alert: it was far more complicated than that. Picture it: a sweltering Philadelphia summer, where delegates from various states gathered not only to draft a document of liberty but also to engage in spirited debates that would make even a modern-day reality TV show look like a polite potluck. This book captures that chaotic yet oddly charming atmosphere, filled with towering egos, passionate arguments, and plenty of backroom deals that would make even a seasoned politician blush. Will they agree on a federal system? Or will they just leave it up to the next group of confused revolutionaries to figure it out? Collier, with his characteristic wit and insight, takes you beyond the dry history lessons and into the humorous absurdity of political wrangling. You’ll wander through the minds of men who thought they could draft a constitution amidst the ruckus of personal rivalries, regional allegiances, and the ever-present threat of the muffin man stealing their breakfast. Who knew history could be this entertaining? As you turn the pages, expect to encounter a plethora of delightful distractions, including: Delegates who disappear into the local taverns faster than you can say "Federalist Papers." Arguments so heated they might leave you questioning if you’ve stumbled into a family Thanksgiving instead. A rather complicated love affair with the idea of ‘compromise’—much like a couple trying to agree on a Netflix series. The sheer audacity of men who thought they could build a government without a blueprint, armed only with quills and an impressive collection of grievances. Surprising moments of clarity amidst the chaos, making you wonder if they did have a clue after all—or if they just lucked into it. This book is not merely a recounting of events but a lively exploration of the characters who shaped a nation. Collier seems to suggest that if they could navigate those turbulent waters without sinking, perhaps we, too, can figure out our own challenges today—provided we avoid the aforementioned taverns. Condition: Used, though not in the ‘I’ve-been-stuffed-under-a-bed-for-forever’ sense. It comes with the charming patina of age—slightly yellowed pages that whisper secrets of past readers, the occasional coffee stain (to remind you of those ‘serious’ reading sessions), and perhaps the odd marginalia from someone who had a lot to say about the way those delegates argued. Each imperfection adds character, much like the book’s subject matter. So, if you’re ready to unravel the delightful chaos that birthed the U.S. Constitution while perhaps wondering if you’d fare any better in the same situation, pick up "Decision in Philadelphia." It’s available now through Crappy Old Books, where every title tells a story that’s not just about the pages within, but the lives they’ve touched—often in ways the original authors never intended. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1019/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/decision-in-philadelphia.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345346520 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1017 The Americanization Of Edward Bok by Edward Bok Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon the illustrious, yet perplexingly incongruous tome known as "The Americanization Of Edward Bok." Published in the illustrious year of 1965 by the Consolidated / Drake Press, this second-hand treasure offers an insightful peek into the mind of Edward Bok, a man who took the American experience and infused it with a dash of European flair—much like a fine cheese on a hot dog. The title alone suggests an adventure that is equal parts bewildering and utterly charming, much like a British gentleman attempting to navigate a high-speed car chase through the streets of Los Angeles. Now, one might wonder, what exactly does it mean to be "Americanized"? Is it a matter of donning star-spangled trousers and sipping a milkshake while watching the latest blockbuster? Or perhaps it involves an inexplicable love for baseball and hot dogs? Edward Bok himself seems to tackle these questions with all the grace of a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, attempting to reconcile his European roots with the brash exuberance of the American spirit. One thing is for sure: if you’re looking for a polished manifesto on assimilation, you may want to steer clear of this peculiar journey. As you embark on your literary expedition, you’ll be greeted by Bok’s charmingly outdated musings, ripe with nostalgia for a bygone era—an era that seems to have been perpetually stuck in the 1950s. You may find yourself pondering the intricate art of American life navigation, with tips that may or may not involve using a map drawn by an overly enthusiastic child. Bok’s prose reflects a time when a gentleman’s bowler hat was as essential as his morning cup of Earl Grey, and his insights are bound to elicit a few raised eyebrows and bemused chuckles. But what exactly can you expect to discover within the pages of this delightful relic? Prepare for a whole smorgasbord of ruminations, including but not limited to: The art of mastering small talk about the weather without losing your sanity. A heartfelt commitment to the idealism of American democracy, even if it feels like a bit of a stretch. An exploration of the cultural conflicts between hot apple pie and a delicate crème brûlée. Introspective anecdotes that might make you question your own identity—preferably over a pint of bitter. Enough charming witticisms to fill a quaint little English cottage. One cannot help but marvel at Bok’s ability to blend earnestness with a touch of absurdity. His observations are often wrapped in a layer of irony that makes you question if he was ever truly persuaded by the allure of the American way or if he was merely poking fun at it all. Could it be that Edward Bok was, in fact, the original hipster—advocating for Americanization while simultaneously raising an eyebrow at its excesses from the sidelines? Condition: This delightful specimen is used, bearing the scars of a life well-loved, perhaps even contested in the great battle between bookshelf space and sentimental attachment. It has the occasional smudge and a few creases, giving it a historic charm that new books can only dream of. Each page turned comes with the faint aroma of nostalgia mingled with a dash of dust, a testament to its journey through time and space—a fitting companion for anyone brave enough to contemplate the American experience through Bok’s unique lens. So, dear reader, if you’re ready to lose yourself within the whimsical musings of a man grappling with his identity in a land of milk and honey, look no further. "The Americanization Of Edward Bok" is not merely a book; it is an invitation to ponder, to chuckle, and perhaps to shake your head in amused disbelief. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a journey that may leave you questioning not just what it means to be American, but what it means to be you. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1017/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-americanization-of-edward-bok.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Consolidated / Drake Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1014 How to Defeat Saddaam Hussein by Various In the grand tradition of late 20th-century tomes that promised to unravel the complexities of world politics while providing you with a delightful assortment of snacks, we present to you "How to Defeat Saddaam Hussein." Published in the riveting year of 1991—when neon leg warmers were still a fashion statement and the Internet was but a twinkle in Al Gore’s eye—this collection of essays from various authors sets out to tackle the monumental task of ousting a dictator. Because, after all, what better way to spend your evening than by flipping through pages filled with ruminations on military strategy, international relations, and the occasional recipe for a hearty casserole? You’ll be both informed and nourished. Given that this book arrived freshly minted amidst the turbulent tides of the Gulf War, one can only assume that its contributors were fueled by a heady mix of caffeine, bravado, and a sense of urgency that can only come from watching a live broadcast of missiles flying in the sky. Each chapter attempts to dissect the enigmatic nature of Saddaam, as if he were a particularly stubborn bug stuck in the proverbial carpet of global politics. It’s like reading a group project where each member has a different idea of what the end goal is, resulting in a delightful hotchpotch of strategies, theories, and the occasional existential crisis. One might wonder what exactly qualifies this motley crew of authors to dispense such monumental advice. Are they seasoned diplomats? Veteran military strategists? Or perhaps just avid watchers of late-night news? The book does little to clarify, leaving readers to speculate whether they’re gleaning wisdom from the well-informed or simply following misguided ideas of how to inflict a bit of chaos on a global scale. Remember, folks, diplomacy is just a fancy word for “can we all just get along?” And clearly, this book was written with the idea that getting along can sometimes involve a bit of, shall we say, “physical persuasion.” As you turn the pages, you’ll encounter the following enlightening insights: A thorough examination of Saddaam’s penchant for ostentatious palaces—because nothing screams “tyrant” quite like an indoor waterfall. Strategies on how to use cunning and guile instead of boots on the ground—ideal for the armchair general who’d rather keep his slippers intact. A segment dedicated to understanding the man, which teeters precariously between psychological analysis and a slightly misguided personality quiz. Late-night infomercial-worthy techniques involving the strategic use of inflatable tanks—because why not throw some whimsy into war? A conclusion that leaves you questioning whether we’ve really solved anything, or if we just had an amusing chat over tea. As you meander through these pages, you’ll find yourself pondering the very essence of interventionism, the ethics of war, and why anyone thought a group of authors could put together a cohesive plan to dismantle a regime from the comfort of their armchairs. It’s like watching a game of chess played by goldfish—entertaining, yet utterly nonsensical. Condition: This glorious specimen of 1991 political discourse has seen better days. The cover displays a charming array of creases and wrinkles as if it had been through an intense debate session itself, while the pages carry the distinctive scent of musty knowledge combined with a hint of nostalgia for a simpler time. Slightly dog-eared corners and marginal notes provide a delightful peek into the minds of previous owners, who clearly felt strongly about certain methods of regime change. You may even find the occasional coffee stain, which adds just the right amount of authenticity to this used treasure, as sold by Crappy Old Books. So, if you’re in the market for a book that combines the thrill of military strategy, the complexities of human psychology, and an unexpected dash of whimsy, look no further than "How to Defeat Saddaam Hussein." It’s a conversation starter, a history lesson, and an unintentional comedy all wrapped up in one. Just remember to approach it with a healthy dose of irony, and perhaps a cup of tea—because, as they say, one does need to be properly caffeinated to process the absurdities of the past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1014/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-defeat-saddam-hussein.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446362634 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1013 The Top Of The Hill by Irwin Shaw Once upon a time in the year of 1980, a rather ambitious author named Irwin Shaw decided to take us on a riveting journey about life at The Top Of The Hill. Now, before you get too excited and start imagining a gripping tale of mountaineering or a particularly intense game of Scrabble played on a hilltop, let us gently remind you that this is literature we’re discussing, not an adrenaline-fueled adventure. Published by the esteemed Bantam Doubleday Dell – a name that sounds oh-so-impressive until you realize it might have just been a fancy way of saying “Bantam’s cousin who has a thing for double-dares” – this book promises to be as intriguing as a slice of stale bread left out in the sun. Shaw’s prose, known to be as smooth as a buttered biscuit, invites readers to explore the metaphorical yet surprisingly mundane hilltop that symbolizes, well, something about life, we presume. If you’ve ever felt that creeping sensation of existential dread while staring at the ceiling, this book won’t save you, but it might provide a sufficient distraction. Perhaps it’s an ode to the 1970s’ obsession with introspection and the world outside our living rooms? Or maybe it’s just a veiled critique of the social structures built on the fragile foundations of pre-microwave cuisine. Who can really say? In The Top Of The Hill, you might encounter characters who are just as lost as you are after a few too many cups of tea. They might wander around discussing their feelings while you’re left pondering the importance of the hill itself. Is it a literal hill? A metaphorical hill? A hill covered in questionable shrubbery and littered with the remains of last week’s picnic? Each turn of the page may lead you to question not just the narrative but the very nature of hills and their significance in our lives. One might even say it’s a book that attempts to scale the heights of literary achievement while simultaneously getting tangled in a bramble of its own making. If you’re sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs and contemplating which vintage jigsaw puzzle to tackle next, this book might just be the perfect companion for those moments of indeterminate leisure. It’s not quite a page-turner, but it’s definitely a page-fondler. You might find yourself softly caressing the edges of the pages while contemplating the weighty themes of human existence—or perhaps you’re just trying to get the dust off. Either way, Shaw has undoubtedly crafted something that will fill your shelf nicely, sandwiched between a dog-eared copy of a self-help manual and that book of poetry you bought out of guilt. To further pique your interest, here’s a tantalizing list of what you can expect (or not) from this literary escapade: A meandering plot that may or may not lead you anywhere Characters who could rival your average soap opera for emotional depth Prose that dances somewhere between profound and pretentious A distinct lack of excitement—a feature, not a bug Moments of reflection that might leave you reflecting on your own life choices Condition: This particular copy of The Top Of The Hill is used, which means it has lived a life far richer than its pages might suggest. Expect a few creases, perhaps a coffee stain that whispers tales of late-night reading sessions, and the occasional crinkled page that has survived the test of time (and possibly a cat). This book has traveled through shelves, passed hands, and has settled into its current form like an old friend who’s overstayed their welcome but remains oddly charming. The spine is intact, unlike your resolve to resist impulse buys, and the cover may bear the scars of a well-loved past. So, if you’re looking to add a hefty dose of irony to your reading list—or just want to pretend you’re deeply philosophical at dinner parties—look no further than this offering from Crappy Old Books. The Top Of The Hill awaits, shrouded in mystery and the scent of nostalgia, like that old jacket you can’t quite bring yourself to throw away. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1013/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-top-of-the-hill.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Doubleday Dell 9780440189763 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1012 Theory Of Machines by Bevis Brunel Low In the grand tradition of academic tomes that purport to unlock the secrets of the universe—only to leave you more befuddled than a cat in a washing machine—"Theory Of Machines" by Bevis Brunel Low stands tall (or perhaps it slumps slightly, like a tired old chair after years of existential doubt). Published in 1960 by the reputable Longmans, this book is a curious concoction of mechanical musings that may induce both fascination and frustration in equal measure, much like a poorly-assembled puzzle missing three crucial pieces. As you leaf through these pages, you might find yourself questioning the very nature of machines. Are they your friends? Your foes? Or simply devices that mock your inability to assemble a flat-pack bookshelf? Low, with his keen insight, navigates the often treacherous waters of mechanical theory with the same finesse as a cat on roller skates. Expect discussions on levers, gears, and perhaps a few illustrations that will make you ponder the soundness of your own engineering skills—or lack thereof. This book is not just a mere textbook; it’s a portal into a world where machines reign supreme, and you, dear reader, are left to contemplate your own obsolescence. Low seems to ask, “Can machines truly understand the human condition, or are they eternally destined to be tools for our questionable whims?” The irony, of course, lies in the fact that in trying to understand them, we often end up more perplexed than enlightened. Now, let’s dive into some of the highlights you might expect to encounter: A riveting exploration of mechanical principles that could induce daydreams about your next coffee break. Diagrams so intricate they may cause you to question if you’ve accidentally opened a manual for a spaceship instead. Charming anecdotes from the author that provide a delightful distraction, possibly at the expense of your grasp on actual theory. Terms like “kinematics” and “dynamics” that sound impressive in conversation but may not help you fix your car. Footnotes that may or may not lead you down a rabbit hole of obscure historical references. While the cover may show signs of wear reminiscent of a well-loved teddy bear, don’t let that deter you. It’s a perfect representation of the book’s true value: a reminder that wisdom often comes with a few scuffs and wrinkles. The corners may be dog-eared, but the contents are a historical archive of our relentless pursuit of understanding the machines that shape our lives—be they reliable or relentlessly capricious. Contents includes: Velocity Acceleration Force, Torque, Work and Energy Dimensions Simple Harmonic Motion Analysis of Cams Motion of Rigid Bodies Fiction Turning Moments Belt and Rope Drives Toothed Gearing Gear Trains Brakes and Dynamometers Governors Balancing Vibrations Condition: Used. This book has been lovingly handled, possibly by numerous perplexed thinkers who have sought to unlock its mysteries. Expect yellowed pages that smell faintly of coffee and a hint of existential dread, as if it has been read in late-night study sessions or spirited debates about whether machines could ever appreciate a good cup of tea. There may be annotations—some insightful, others perhaps the ramblings of a caffeinated soul trying to grasp the ungraspable. So, if you find yourself drawn to the enigmatic relationship between man and machine and are willing to embrace the quirks of yesteryear’s scholarly thought, then "Theory Of Machines" is waiting to accompany you on this mechanical adventure. It might just be the enlightening experience you didn’t know you needed—or at the very least, a formidable conversation starter at your next awkward gathering. Secure this specimen from Crappy Old Books and let the mind-boggling journey begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1012/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/theory-of-machines.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1010 The Long And The Short And The Tall by Willis Hall Welcome to the bewildering world of "The Long And The Short And The Tall," a title that prompts an existential crisis just as much as it piques curiosity. Published in 1968 by Heinemann, this enlightening relic of the late 20th century is a curious blend of theatre and philosophy, oscillating between the profound and the absurd as deftly as a cat walking a tightrope. It’s the sort of book that might have flourished in a smoky café where poets and playwrights swapped ideas like Pokémon cards, each one vying for the most pretentious turn of phrase. Willis Hall, the author, must have had a splendidly vivid imagination—or perhaps a knack for playing tricks on the mind—because this work is a veritable literary buffet of contradictions. One might assume from the title that we’re about to embark on a whimsical journey through the dimensions of height, but one would be woefully mistaken. Instead, prepare yourself for a tantalizing exploration of human dynamics, morality, and perhaps a sneaky peek into British post-war sentimentality, all wrapped up in dialogue that crackles like a vintage radio tuned to the wrong station. Picture a group of men in a dimly lit room, engaged in conversation that flits from the utterly mundane to the profoundly philosophical. You might find yourself pondering the height of absurdity while questioning your own existence—if you can be bothered after two cups of tea. The interplay between the characters is as tangled as a set of fairy lights after a particularly festive holiday, with each strand promising a story, a revelation, or perhaps just a drive into the surreal. Does the title refer to the characters’ varying perspectives on life? Or perhaps it’s a metaphor for the ups and downs of human experience, like a rollercoaster designed by someone with a decidedly unsteady hand. Either way, one can only assume that the reader is left to pick through the remnants of dialogue like a scavenger searching for leftover wisdom in a dumpster of miscommunication. As you leaf through the pages, you might marvel at the play’s ability to oscillate between levity and gravity—much like the British weather, which is known for its charming unpredictability. It’s not just a play; it’s a philosophical inquiry wrapped in a tapestry of British wit. One could argue that it’s an examination of the human condition, but let’s not get carried away; it’s far more likely that it’s a cheeky nod to the human propensity for overthinking every last detail. Dialogue that hits harder than a rogue seagull on the South Coast. Characters as memorable as that odd uncle everyone has but can’t quite explain. A style that may or may not draw inspiration from the local pub’s last trivia night. Unpredictable twists that could leave even the most seasoned reader a tad flummoxed. The perfect book for those who enjoy pondering life’s great mysteries while sipping lukewarm tea. Condition: Used, which in the world of Crappy Old Books means it has likely been through the hands of various readers seeking enlightenment, solace, or simply a good laugh. Expect dog-eared pages, a faint whiff of nostalgia, and the faint impressions of a thousand thoughts left behind by eager fingers. The spine might be just a tad rebellious, and the cover may well have seen better days, but isn’t that the charm of embracing a second-hand treasure? So, if you’re in the mood for a book that promises to be as unpredictable as your Aunt Edna’s fruitcake recipe, look no further. "The Long And The Short And The Tall" is ready to challenge your perceptions and perhaps even leave you pondering the meaning of life—as you wonder why you didn’t just pick up a biscuit instead. This literary oddity awaits, and who knows? You might just find that within its pages lies a peculiar sense of belonging—much like the inexplicable allure of second-hand books from Crappy Old Books. This has a stamp on the inside cover for Forest Hill School, Dacres Road, SE23 with the code D3 written over it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1010/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-long-and-the-short-and-the-tall.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1009 This Time Next Week by Leslie Thomas This Time Next Week (1964) by Leslie Thomas is the sort of paperback that looks like it’s seen things… and would absolutely tell you about them over a lukewarm cup of instant coffee. Published by Pan Books in that glorious era before everyone got obsessed with ISBNs, this copy bravely goes without one – a true free spirit of the pre-barcode age. Our edition, offered by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used – not “pre-loved”, not “vintage”, just honestly, unapologetically used. The cover may be a little scuffed, the pages may have gone the shade of a chain-smoker’s dreams, and the spine might creak like a bedsit floorboard at 2am, but that’s all part of the charm. If you wanted perfection, you’d be in a different shop. Inside, you’ll find Leslie Thomas doing what he does best: poking at the small dramas, private disasters and quiet absurdities of ordinary lives, all with a raised eyebrow and a grin that suggests he knows a lot more than he’s saying. It’s the 1960s in paperback form: slightly scruffy, a bit cheeky, and convinced that life will definitely be better… well… this time next week. This is a book for you if: You think “ISBN: none” is less a problem and more a personality trait. You like your paperbacks with a faint smell of nostalgia and a hint of “who owned this before me and what were they avoiding doing when they read it?” You believe stories about everyday people being quietly ridiculous are far more interesting than yet another billionaire saving the world with an app. You want something small enough to fit in a coat pocket and just disreputable enough to look interesting on a train. Expect: A cover design from that bold era when fonts shouted, colours clashed, and nobody worried about “brand guidelines”. Pages that turn easily, because they’ve been turned before – possibly by someone in a bedsit with an electric fire and a questionable sandwich. The comforting sense that you’re holding a little slice of mid-20th-century paperback history, surviving purely on charm, paper, and the refusal to die. Condition: Used means this book has done its time on nightstands, bus seats, and probably the top of a loo cistern. It may feature: Light creasing to the spine (proof it’s been read, not just displayed). Tanning to pages (the dignified ageing of a proper paperback, not a defect). Minor scuffs, dings, or mysterious tiny marks that we politely refer to as “character”. ISBN: None. This book predates spreadsheets, metadata obsession, and people asking “Can you just scan the barcode?” If that bothers you, this is probably not your moment. If it delights you, welcome home. In short: This Time Next Week is not just a Leslie Thomas novel; it’s a small, portable time machine to 1964, wrapped in aging Pan paper and sold to you by a shop brazen enough to call itself Crappy Old Books. It’s imperfect, slightly battered, quietly brilliant company. Buy it now, and by this time next week you might even have finished it. Or at least started it. Or at the very least, put it somewhere that makes you look interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1009/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/this-time-next-week-leslie-thomas.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1007 Macbeth by William Shakespeare This has a stamp in the front for Wilsons Grammar School. someone has also done their sums in the front page and annotated several parts of the play with pencil underlining and shading. They have also drawn a map in the back. A treasure map? Only you can find out. also, someone wrote xxx is a silly xxx. I think its sod, but the name is unclear, however, the name TJ Lee is written in the front and J Houghton on the page edge. This edition of Macbeth aims primarily at presenting the text in such a way that it can be easily read and understood. If you’ve ever found yourself pondering the weighty issues of ambition, guilt, and the occasional supernatural interference, then look no further! This particular edition—published in 1954 by Clarendon Press—offers a chance to experience Shakespeare’s *Macbeth* in a manner that’s perhaps a touch more vintage than you’d find in your standard classroom. Imagine the aroma of musty libraries mingling with the faint whiff of Scottish warfare as you embark on this literary journey where the protagonists have a penchant for unsolicited regicide. Now, we could talk about how the themes in *Macbeth* resonate with contemporary society, but let’s be honest: you’re probably more interested in the snazzy cover and the delightful patina stamped on the pages of this used copy. Will you uncover the mysteries of the Scottish Highlands through the slightly yellowed pages? Will the margins hold the hopeful scrawls of a teenager who may or may not have grasped the concept of iambic pentameter? These are the questions that keep bibliophiles awake at night. This edition contains the classic tale of a Scottish nobleman who finds himself in a rather awkward pickle after listening to three oddly cryptic witches. If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by the pressure of societal expectations or the occasional prophetic utterance, you’ll find a kindred spirit in Macbeth. Just be prepared to deal with the consequences—spoiler alert: they’re not great. But let’s not forget the supporting cast! Lady Macbeth, that ambitious and often misunderstood figure—you might say she’s the original influencer in the realm of murderous suggestions. And then there’s Banquo, who probably could have used a better sense of self-preservation when it came to his friendship with Macbeth. It’s a veritable Shakespearean soap opera, replete with the pithy one-liners and existential dread that has kept audiences riveted for centuries. As for the aesthetics of this particular edition, it’s a marvel in its own right. The cover, which could only be described as ‘charmingly vintage’, features a design that may or may not have been inspired by the lavish style of the 1950s. And if you’re lucky, you might find the occasional doodle in the margins, a relic of some eager student’s attempt to make sense of the Bard’s convoluted prose. Or perhaps a drawing of a cat, because who doesn’t love cats? Condition: This book has seen better days—its spine may be slightly creased from vigorous readings, and the pages possess that delightful texture that can only be described as ‘well-loved’. There might even be a few coffee stains, each with its own backstory involving late-night cramming sessions and the peculiar scent of existential dread. It’s perfect for those who believe that a book’s history adds to its character, and who are perhaps just a tad sentimental about the trials and tribulations of literature. So, if you’re in the market for a second-hand copy of *Macbeth* that exudes a certain nostalgic charm and hints at whispered secrets of the past, this is the tome for you. It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a historical artefact, and an invitation to question your own moral compass—all in one slightly battered package. And remember, only at Crappy Old Books can you find such delightful literary treasures waiting to be resurrected from the shadows of your local second-hand shop’s shelves. In conclusion, grab this opportunity to own a piece of Shakespearean history, complete with all the quirks and eccentricities you could possibly wish for. After all, in a world where ambition drives one to the brink, why not do it with a little flair and a lot of history? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1007/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/macbeth-shakespeare.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clarendon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1006 The New Poetry by Various The New Poetry is a collection of poems selected by A Alvarez including poems by: John Berryman Robert Lowell Anne Sexton Sylvia Plath Norman MacCaig R S Thomas D J Enright Donald Davie Philip Larkin Kingsley Amis David Holbrook Michael Hamburger John Wain Arthur Boyars and many more This book is actually falling to bits a bit and blocks of pages are falling out, but they are easily glued back in or they can be left as they are for ease of reading and impressing friends by making it look like you actually read books. This is a must for any seriously depressed poet or artist that needs a proper book of poems to read. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1006/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-poetry.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1004 The Wesker Trilogy by Arnold Wesker The Wesker Trilogy includes: Chicken Soup With Barley Roots I’m Talking About Jerusalem The Wesker Trilogy represents perhaps the most impressive achievement and certainly the most ambitious aims of the English Theatres New Wave. Copy 3 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1004/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/penguin-plays-the-wesker-trilogy.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1003 Hamlet by William Shakespeare Ah, “Hamlet”—that delightful tale of existential dread, family dysfunction, and, of course, a rather alarming amount of indecision. This particular edition, published by Clarendon Press in the esteemed year of 1956, comes complete with the aroma of the past and perhaps a few ghostly secrets embedded within its timeworn pages. It’s the kind of book that once graced the shelves of an overly dramatic English teacher, possibly while they were clutching a cup of lukewarm Earl Grey and pondering the deeper meanings of life... or just how to grade essays on iambic pentameter. In this riveting tragedy—one that has shocked audiences and puzzled scholars for centuries—our hero Hamlet grapples with a pesky little thing called revenge. Following the rather untimely demise of his father, he’s left to ponder life’s big questions, such as: Why is the world so bleak? Is it really a good idea to talk to ghosts? And can one truly pull off black attire without looking like a mourning cliché? The play is a veritable buffet of melodrama, and much like a buffet, it’s easy to overindulge and find oneself overwhelmed by the sheer weight of it all. This edition may not come with a glitzy cover or the promise of thrilling action scenes, but it does offer a unique glimpse into a time when people were oddly obsessed with the melancholy musings of a Danish prince. One must wonder—did readers in the 1950s really appreciate Hamlet’s penchant for soliloquies, or were they simply trying to understand why he was always so moody? Perhaps it was the hair, or maybe he was just really into Swedish furniture. As you peruse the pages, you’ll discover a treasure trove of quotable lines that have inspired countless memes, Instagram posts, and dubious tattoos. Who could forget “To be or not to be”? The quintessential question that has led many a teenager to stare blankly into their cup of instant ramen while contemplating their existence. And let’s not overlook the unforgettable twist of destiny as Hamlet grapples with the intricacies of life, love, and a truly convoluted family tree. But enough about the plot; let’s talk about what you’re really getting with this used copy. It likely has its fair share of dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee ring, and perhaps even a note or two in the margins from a former owner who was clearly having a moment of poetic reflection or, more likely, doodling their way through a particularly boring lecture. The wear and tear of this edition are not just signs of age but badges of honour, showcasing the many hours spent contemplating the futility of existence (or merely trying to stay awake during class). Condition: This used copy is a delight for the senses, exuding a certain charm that only comes from years of being cherished (or possibly ignored). The spine is a tad creased, as if to say, “Yes, I’ve been loved, but perhaps not as much as I deserve.” The pages are yellowed with age, adding an air of authenticity that newer editions simply cannot replicate. A faint whiff of antiquity may waft from the book, mingling with whatever aroma once graced the owner’s reading nook—perhaps a hint of pipe tobacco or the ghostly remnants of a long-forgotten biscuit. If you’re in the market for a classic that’s equal parts pretentious and profound, look no further. This is “Hamlet,” the tale that continues to bewail the woes of humanity, now housed in a lovingly battered shell. Perfect for those moments when you want to impress guests with your literary prowess while simultaneously questioning your life choices. So go on, give it a read! After all, it’s not every day you can delve into the psyche of a procrastinating prince—especially one who is also an expert in dramatic pauses. Snag this understated treasure from Crappy Old Books and let Hamlet take you on a journey through the labyrinth of human emotion, existential musings, and the world’s most famous case of familial angst. What could possibly go wrong? Old book edited by George Rylands of Kings College Cambridge. Has some black and white images and illustrations as well as a cryptic bit of paper saying ’remember case’. Which might be important? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1003/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hamlet-shakespear.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clarendon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1002 Voices by Geoffrey Summerfield In a world where silence reigns supreme, Geoffrey Summerfield dares to shatter the stillness with his audaciously titled work, "Voices." First released in 1975 by the venerable Penguin, this literary artifact begs the question: what happens when the cacophony of human existence is not just heard, but celebrated? Set against a backdrop of bell-bottoms and burgeoning disco, it’s hard to imagine what might be lurking in these pages, but one thing is for certain—it’s not your grandmother’s idea of a quiet evening with a cup of tea. As you crack open this tome, you may find yourself wondering if ‘voices’ refers to the internal monologues clamoring for attention in your own head or the strident echoes of a bygone era, where people actually spoke to one another instead of texting while staring at their phones. Summerfield’s prose is suspected to be laced with a certain ironic charm, taking readers on a whimsical jaunt through the kaleidoscopic spectrum of human expression. From whispered secrets to thunderous proclamations, the narrative reportedly dabbles in every shade of sound, as though the author decided that the art of conversation needed a well-deserved renaissance. A reader might expect a potpourri of perspectives, perhaps a modern-day chorus of characters reminiscent of a murmurating flock of starlings. Did Summerfield pluck his characters from the streets or perhaps from the pages of Metro newspapers? We can only speculate. One can’t help but envision a gathering of eccentric personalities, each vying for their moment in the spotlight—a veritable Battle of the Voices, if you will. You might find yourself chuckling at their absurdities or nodding in melancholic agreement as they navigate the trials of existence. But let us not get too carried away by whimsical musings. For those of you who consider yourselves literary connoisseurs, you may very well find "Voices" an intriguing addition to your collection of slightly cracked and well-loved paperbacks. Just think of it as the quirky, slightly awkward cousin of modern literature, always at the family gathering but never quite stealing the show. Perhaps you’ll be the one to finally give this book its long-awaited spotlight. Now, let’s talk about what you can expect to find buried beneath the layers of Summerfield’s words. The book tantalizingly hints at various themes, but they remain shrouded in an enigmatic haze. It could be a treatise on the absurdity of societal norms, a comedic take on the human condition, or a philosophical exploration of the existential chatter we all carry. Who knows? Maybe it’s a lighthearted manual on how to perfect your inner monologue. Whatever the case, the palpable energy emanating from the pages will likely leave you wondering if you should join in or simply take a backseat in this raucous affair. Condition: This copy is well-loved, akin to an old friend who’s seen its fair share of escapades. Expect some dog-eared pages, a bit of fading, and possibly the scent of long-forgotten tea stains. The book is like a vintage wine—somewhat corked, slightly cloudy, but still holding onto the hope that it once had a more fruitful life. It bears the scars of its journey through time, but those imperfections add character, don’t you think? In the end, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to whisk you away into the world of the quirky and the profound (or at least offers a few chuckles), look no further than Geoffrey Summerfield’s "Voices." Available at Crappy Old Books, where we believe every book has a story—even the ones that might just be a little cracked. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1002/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/voices-first-book.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1001 Hobsons Choice by ER Wood In the whimsical world of 1967, where bell bottoms and psychedelic patterns reigned supreme, E.R. Wood’s "Hobsons Choice" graced the shelves of countless homes, presumably collecting the dust of indifference as it sat beside more illustrious tomes. This masterfully neglected narrative, brought to you by the esteemed Heinemann Publishing, is a veritable treasure trove of unexplored potential that might cause a few raised eyebrows or perhaps a snicker at the absurdity of its very existence. What lies within the pages of this vintage relic is, at best, a conundrum and, at worst, a delightful mystery waiting to unfold—or to remain obstinately closed. One can almost hear the echoes of the 1960s as the narrative ambles quietly through the periphery of your consciousness, like a distant cousin at a family gathering: familiar but ultimately uninvited to the main event. The characters, if they can be called that, appear to be flitting about in a world crafted from the remnants of half-remembered dreams and dubious decisions. As you navigate through the prose, you may find a kaleidoscope of themes that Wood may or may not have intended. Perhaps it’s an exploration of choice—or the lack thereof—suggesting that the only true choice is to ignore this book entirely. Or is it a satirical take on the human condition, beckoning us to laugh at our own absurdities while simultaneously pondering whether our lives are just as aimless? We urge you not to overthink it, as it may lead to an existential crisis or a strong desire for tea and biscuits instead. The plot itself seems to be as elusive as the perfect biscuit to tea ratio: you might sense it lurking just out of reach, taunting you with its presence. In moments of extreme concentration, you might even begin to define the characters through sheer willpower. Are they lovable buffoons? Tragic heroes? Or mere figments of Wood’s over-caffeinated imagination? The answer, much like our understanding of the universe, remains frustratingly ambiguous. What can one expect from a literary experience such as this? Allow us to elucidate: A profound sense of bewilderment as you ponder why you chose to read this book. A remarkable ability to rehearse your own personal monologue to no one in particular. Moments of clarity that leave you questioning whether you were ever truly interested in Hobsons Choice to begin with. A potential newfound appreciation for more contemporary literature (or perhaps even the art of origami). A curious sense of camaraderie with other souls who have dared to venture into the depths of this literary labyrinth. Condition: Used, with the kind of wear that suggests it has been lovingly neglected over the decades. The pages might be slightly yellowed, possessing that peculiar scent of nostalgia mixed with a hint of existential dread. It’s the sort of book that, when found on a dusty shelf, might invoke a sense of curiosity, but also a deep-seated fear of commitment, much like entering an awkward social engagement. So, if you’re in the market for a thought-provoking conversation starter—or a quirky addition to your collection of second-hand oddities—look no further than "Hobsons Choice." Just be prepared to wrestle with the question: did you truly make a choice, or was it all just a joke played by the universe? Either way, it’s an experience like no other, now lovingly offered by Crappy Old Books. Happy reading—or not! The choice is yours! Copy B18. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1001/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hobsons-choice-copy-b18.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-1000 Hobsons Choice by ER Wood In the kaleidoscopic world of 1967, where the Beatles were reshaping pop culture and bell-bottoms were still a glimmer in the eyes of fashionistas, E.R. Wood decided to take a break from the vibrant chaos of life and pen what can only be described as a most peculiar literary offering: *Hobsons Choice*. Published by the venerable Heinemann, known for their serious tomes that might inspire a library card rather than a dance card, this work is a curious juxtaposition of the conventional and the utterly bizarre. Prepare yourself for an exploration that is as curiously circuitous as its title suggests. The very essence of a ’Hobson’s choice’ implies a decision that is less about options and more about a single, slightly grimy path one must tread—like choosing between a lukewarm cup of tea and a tepid cup of coffee when what you really wanted was a pint of ale. E.R. Wood, in his infinite wisdom, seems to have taken this concept to heart, leading readers not so much to a thrilling climax, but rather to an existential pondering over whether to take a nap or just stare blankly at the wall. What exactly can we expect from this literary oddity? Ah, dear reader, that remains a mystery, much like the author himself. Wilfully vague yet irresistibly intriguing, the narrative seems to dance around the notion of choices—albeit without the actual execution of making them. In a profound twist of irony, every decision made by the characters is thoroughly devoid of any real consequence, echoing the sentiments of those who have ever deliberated over what to have for dinner on a Wednesday night. Within these pages, you might encounter: A hero who seems less heroic and more like the chap you’d avoid at a party. Side characters who have all the depth of a puddle but are still oddly endearing. Conversations that meander like a damp sock in a spin cycle, but somehow keep the reader mildly amused. A plot that might just be a fever dream, possibly inspired by too much baked beans on toast. Life lessons that could only be discerned by squinting at the text on a foggy day. It’s worth noting that the prose is not without its charms. E.R. Wood has a knack for crafting sentences that might make you chuckle in confusion, as they tumble over one another like a group of clumsy tourists trying to take a selfie in front of Big Ben. The descriptions could rival a travel brochure, if only the destinations were more like the back alleys of London rather than the usual picturesque views you’d expect. Condition: This copy is used, which means it has lived a life. You might find a few dog-eared pages, perhaps a random coffee stain or two—an excellent conversation starter for your next book club meeting, where you’ll surely be the only one to have read it. The spine may have seen better days, but what’s a book without a few battle scars? After all, isn’t life itself a bit like a well-loved book, frayed at the edges yet crammed with character? So, if you find yourself in need of a laugh, a head-scratching moment, or perhaps a new addition to your collection of second-hand curiosities, *Hobsons Choice* could be just the ticket. Its absurdity will surely charm the socks off even the most jaded of bibliophiles. Grab it from Crappy Old Books and prepare to embark on a reading journey that is distinctly offbeat, yet oddly rewarding in its own perplexing way. Copy A25. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/1000/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hobsons-choice-copy-a25.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Heinemann no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-999 Literature and Criticism by H Coombes Step right up and feast your eyes on a tantalizing trove of literary musings! "Literature and Criticism" by H Coombes, published in the illustrious year of 1953, promises to whisk you away to the halcyon days of post-war intellectualism—assuming your timezone aligns with that of the mid-twentieth century. This book, published by Pelican, is a veritable time capsule, promising a journey through the labyrinth of literary thought, though you might find that the library card you once had has sadly expired. Ah, H Coombes—an author you might not have heard of unless you happen to be a connoisseur of obscure literary criticism or have an affection for 1950s jargon. "Literature and Criticism" poses as a serious examination of the written word, yet one can’t help but wonder if the title is, in fact, a cheeky understatement. Is this merely a collection of thoughts, or does it attempt to raise an eyebrow at the very institution of literature? Given the era, it might also double as an essential guide for how to survive a dinner conversation with your more pretentious acquaintances. In a world where the internet has rendered many literary critiques as useful as a mackerel in a desert, Coombes seems to cling to the antiquated notion that literature holds significance—an idea that may leave you chuckling into your Earl Grey. Expect to encounter phrases that have not crossed the lips of the modern reader since the Beatles were still dreaming up songs about swimwear and love, which, coincidentally, may also be the only two topics addressed in this tome, if we’re being generous. Once you crack open this paperback time bomb, you might be greeted with a mishmash of arguments, some as sharp as a dull butter knife. What lies within its pages, you ask? The book promises to dissect literature with the gusto of a butcher at a Sunday roast, encompassing topics that range from the sublime to the downright ridiculous. You’ll be treated to insights on the works of authors who, if we’re honest, you’ve probably never heard of. But fear not! They were once the darlings of a bygone age, and their ideas might just sparkle like the last dregs of an overpriced bottle of sherry at a New Year’s Eve gathering. As you rifle through Coombes’ prose, you may find yourself chuckling at the very pretensions of literary analysis, or perhaps nodding sagely as if you’re suddenly an authority on the subject. It’s a bit like attending a dinner party where everyone else is quoting Shakespeare, and you’re just trying to remember if you even read "Hamlet" or if you merely skimmed the SparkNotes. The experience could be enlightening or utterly befuddling, depending on whether you prefer your literary critique with a side of irony or with a spoonful of snobbery. Condition: This copy of "Literature and Criticism" comes to you well-loved, with a patina of age that says, “I’ve been sitting on a shelf, waiting for the right person to appreciate me.” The corners are dog-eared in an endearing manner, and there’s a light dusting of existential dread lingering in the margins—probably from the last reader pondering the meaning of life after too many glasses of wine. You may find the occasional ink smudge or a pencil note in the margins, which may or may not provide insight, but more likely serve as a reminder that even the most poetic souls have their off days. If you’re willing to embrace the quirks and eccentricities of a bygone intellectual era, this book is waiting for you in a dusty corner of your local second-hand shop. As you embark on this risky adventure of literary exploration, remember to keep an open mind and perhaps a thesaurus handy. After all, delving into the depths of criticism can be as perplexing as it is rewarding, much like trying to decipher your great aunt’s recipe for fruitcake. So, if you’re ready to grapple with the intricacies of literature and the vague notion of criticism from the mind of H Coombes, don’t let this opportunity slip away. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every old book, no matter how worn, has its own story to tell—much like this one, which has now become a delightful relic of yesteryear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/999/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/literature-and-criticism-h-coombes.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-998 Form Room Plays Junior Book by Evelyn Smith Ah, the 1933 classic "Form Room Plays Junior Book" by Evelyn Smith, a veritable treasure trove of theatrical wisdom that has undoubtedly seen better days—much like the trousers of any aspiring actor trying to make it in the local amateur dramatics scene. This volume is a charming reminder that once upon a time, the stage was not merely a platform for the likes of Lawrence Olivier or Maggie Smith, but a sacred space where children could strut their stuff, albeit with the occasional shoe scuff from the dodgy school hall floor. Plays include: The Swineherd from Hans Andersen The Parlement of Foules from Chaucer Thors Hammer from the Norse Legend The Death of Balder from the Norse Legend The Travelling Companion from Hans Andersen The Cock and the Fox from Chaucer A Christmas Carol from dickens The Perfect Holiday from LM Alcott Alice in Wonderland from Lewis Carroll Circes Palace from Hawthorne Robin hood from an Old Ballad The Lady of the Lake from Scott A midsummer Nights dream from Shakespeare Smith’s collection of plays is surely the pièce de résistance for those pint-sized thespians itching to unleash their inner Shakespeare or, more likely, their inner Kenneth Branagh after a particularly celebratory school performance. The title is a masterclass in brevity, while the content promises nothing less than junior-level masterpieces guaranteed to evoke a cacophony of sentiments—mostly confusion and perhaps a smattering of joy, depending on the audience’s tolerance for interpretative dance combined with poor line delivery. What can one expect to find within the pages of this gloriously dog-eared tome? Well, it’s an amalgamation of child-sized dramas that, if performed correctly, could lead to a lifetime of stage fright or, more optimistically, a future in community theatre. Each play is crafted with the delicate touch of a 1930s educator intent on preparing the youth for a world far different from their own—a world that, let’s be honest, they were completely unprepared for. Here’s a quaint sneak peek into what this book has on offer: Absurd characters with even more absurd names, like Mr. Wobblebottom and the Scallywag Twins. Plotlines so convoluted they could double as a map to an underground bunker. Dialogue that could make even the most talented child actor sound like a confused robot. Stage directions that read like a cryptic treasure map leading to a chest filled with questionable props. Instructions on how to build your own stage from various household items, guaranteed to give your parents a minor heart attack. Despite the amateurish charm and the occasional coffee stain—because what is a playbook without a splash of caffeine?—this book manages to encapsulate the essence of youthful creativity in a way that might just inspire a new generation of thespians. It might also raise an eyebrow or two when parents witness their offspring delivering soliloquies while perched atop the family dining table, but alas, art comes at a cost! Condition: Used, which speaks volumes about its journey through the annals of time and the countless hands that have thumbed through its pages, searching for that elusive stage direction or, more likely, just something to read while waiting for the next school assembly. This copy boasts a few creases, the occasional scribbled name (which we can assume belonged to an overly ambitious 10-year-old), and a cover that could probably double as a low-grade fort for the family cat. But don’t let that dissuade you! A book with this much character is practically begging to be rescued. So, if you find yourself at a crossroads in life—whether it be pondering the complexities of childhood drama or simply looking for something quirky to add to your collection of second-hand oddities—look no further. "Form Room Plays Junior Book" awaits you, a testament to the theatrical dreams of yesteryear, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where every tome tells a story, and some of them are just a bit more questionable than others. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/998/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/form-room-plays-junior-book.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books EP Dutton no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-997 Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare Ah, "Twelfth Night"—a title that conjures images of festive absurdity and drunken revelry, and yet here it is, presented to you in the crisp yet somehow slightly yellowed pages of a 1955 Clarendon Press edition. This particular relic hails from an era when Shakespeare was likely considered a quaint curiosity by some, rather than the enduring cultural touchstone he is today. If you’ve ever fancied yourself a connoisseur of the dramatic and the ludicrous, then this book is practically begging to be added to your collection, right next to that collection of novelty socks you never wear. In this expertly crafted compendium of confusion and mistaken identities, let us not forget that Shakespeare was quite the pioneer of romantic entanglements. Whether you’re a seasoned bard aficionado or someone who simply enjoys reading about people getting themselves into awkward situations, this play is a veritable treasure trove of comedic brilliance. Picture it now: love triangles, cross-dressing, and a character who is, without a doubt, the original ’party of one’ in the form of Viola, who somehow manages to attract all the wrong suitors while impersonating a man. Truly, nothing says ’romantic comedy’ quite like a good old-fashioned case of mistaken identity, does it? Indeed, Shakespeare’s wit shines like a beacon amid the chaos of unbridled emotion and ludicrous schemes. You will find yourself scandalized by the lengths these characters go to, not to mention the sheer audacity of their actions, while the world around them spins into delightful disarray. And let’s not forget the delightful subplot involving Malvolio and his ever-so-serious demeanor, which serves as a reminder that even the most self-righteous among us can be made to look quite foolish when faced with the utterly nonsensical. Who wouldn’t enjoy a little schadenfreude now and then? As you flip to your favorite scenes, you may ponder which character you most resonate with—are you the lovelorn, cross-dressing Viola, the mischievous Sir Toby Belch, or perhaps even the pompous Malvolio? Spoiler alert: if you find yourself identifying with Malvolio, maybe it’s time for a good, long look in the mirror. Nevertheless, the characters are as varied as the socks in your drawer (the ones you don’t wear), each offering a slice of the human experience that is both absurd and, dare we say, relatable. Now, let’s talk about the condition of this literary treasure. This isn’t just a book; it’s a conversation starter, an artifact of history that smells faintly of old paper and mystery. Condition: The pages are worn, dog-eared, and intriguingly annotated in the margins by a previous owner whose existential musings on love and identity are almost as entertaining as the text itself. There’s something exceptionally charming about reading a classic where someone else has already laughed, wept, and pondered life’s great questions right alongside you. Consider it an added layer of intimacy—like sharing a cup of tea with an old acquaintance who has seen a few things in life. But fear not! This book is still very much intact, unlike many of the relationships depicted within its pages. The spine holds together as valiantly as any character in a Shakespearean play, and while the cover may show signs of age, it remains steadfast, much like the enduring relevance of Shakespeare himself. So, if you find yourself wandering through the aisles of Crappy Old Books, cast an eye on this delightful piece of literary history. With its charming imperfections and an air of whimsy, this "Twelfth Night" promises not only a peek into the absurdities of life and love but also a gentle reminder that sometimes, the best stories are those that come with a touch of nostalgia and a hint of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/997/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/twelfth-night-clarendon-press.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Clarendon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-996 Dangerous Parking by Stuart Browne In a world where the mundane meets the utterly absurd, “Dangerous Parking” by Stuart Browne serves as a gleeful reminder that sometimes, the only thing more chaotic than a roundabout is the human psyche. Set in an unspecified location where every road looks suspiciously like a scene from a low-budget British comedy, this 2001 classic from Bloomsbury Publishing PLC invites you to ponder life’s most pressing questions: Why do we park like we’re auditioning for a demolition derby? And who exactly decided that a single yellow line should wield such power over our lives? At first glance, you might think this book is a simple collection of tales revolving around the trials and tribulations of parking. However, as you wade through Browne’s witty prose, you will discover a labyrinth of existential musings that would make even Kafka want to throw in the towel. With characters who seem perpetually stuck in a parking lot of their own making, you will find yourself questioning the very nature of existence, albeit from the comfort of your own slightly dented armchair. Browne’s unique style blends sharp observations with a dash of surrealism, forcing readers to confront the absurdities of their own driving habits. As you navigate through the pages, you may just find yourself identifying with the hapless protagonist who battles illogical council regulations and the omnipresent threat of a parking warden with a penchant for making your life miserable. The situation escalates quickly, leading to a series of events that feel as chaotic as trying to parallel park on a windy day while avoiding the stares of a dozen disapproving pigeons. But wait, there’s more! This book isn’t just a comedic romp through the streets of absurdity. It also manages to explore the deeper implications of our obsessions with proper parking etiquette, social status, and that nagging feeling of dread when you spot a warden in the distance. Each chapter unfurls like a badly folded map, taking you on unexpected detours that will leave you both bewildered and entertained. As the reader, you’ll find yourself grappling with questions both profound and trivial, all the while chuckling at Browne’s razor-sharp wit. Will you be the next to partake in an existential crisis whilst waiting in a queue for a parking space? Only time will tell. And remember, in this world, you’re never truly alone; everyone else is just grappling with their own parking dilemmas. Condition: This copy of "Dangerous Parking" has seen better days. It bears the battle scars of time: creased pages, a cover that’s lost its original sheen, and perhaps a coffee stain or two that lends it a certain je ne sais quoi. Perfect for those who believe every book has a story beyond its printed words, or for anyone looking to embrace the art of second-hand charm. Ideal for tossing into the back seat of your car between trips to the supermarket, just don’t blame us if it distracts you from the road. In conclusion, “Dangerous Parking” is not just a book; it’s an experience that straddles the line between hilarity and deep reflection. Perfect for those who appreciate irony, absurdity, and the occasional existential dread, this volume is bound to spark conversations that linger long after the last page is turned. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today and prepare for a bumpy ride through the unexpected highways of life! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/996/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dangerous-parking.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury Publishing PLC 9780747552024 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-995 Brighton Rock by Graham Greene Ah, Brighton Rock. Not just a luscious confection one might find at the seaside, but a literary work that leaves a decidedly more acrid taste in the mouth. A classic by the illustrious Graham Greene, published by Penguin in the far-off year of 1966, this novel is like a questionable piece of fish and chips left on the beach for a week—deeply intriguing, yet somehow rotten at its core. Set against the vibrant backdrop of Brighton, a place where the funfair meets existential dread, this tale revolves around a young hoodlum named Pinkie Brown. Yes, Pinkie—a name that conjures images of sugary sweets and innocent childhoods, yet here serves as a harbinger of doom, crime, and the kind of moral ambiguity that would make even your most dubious friends reconsider their life choices. Greene expertly weaves a narrative that might have you questioning if it’s really about the seaside or merely an allegorical romp through the murky depths of the human soul. As you traverse the neon-lit pier and the cobbled streets that might have once been bustling with merriment, you are instead greeted by the sinister undertones of violence and betrayal. One can’t help but wonder if Greene was inspired by the seagulls squawking overhead, possibly plotting their next dive into an unsuspecting tourist’s chips, much like our dear Pinkie schemes his way through life. This book offers a delightful juxtaposition of the joyful and the grotesque, akin to watching a clown slip on a banana peel before launching into a philosophical debate about fate. The author’s unique style has often been described as a fine blend of noir and moral questioning, much like a fine wine paired with an anchovy-flavored ice cream. Greene’s prose hums along with a certain elegance, dancing between darkness and light, leaving readers in a constant state of cognitive dissonance. Is Pinkie simply a misguided youth, or the embodiment of pure evil? This question might plague your thoughts long after the last page has been turned, much like an unwanted tune stuck in your head after a night out at the local pub. While Brighton Rock has garnered a cult following over the decades, it is not without its critics. Some argue that the characters are as engaging as soggy bread, while others praise Greene for his audacious storytelling. Regardless of where you stand, you can’t help but admire the audacity of a book that manages to be both a scathing critique of society and a riveting read—the literary equivalent of a rollercoaster that’s a tad too rickety for comfort but still offers a thrill. Condition: This copy is used, which means it has lived a life filled with its own stories. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, perhaps a coffee stain or two, and a certain musty aroma that suggests it has sat on the shelf of a particularly eccentric book lover. It embodies the spirit of second-hand literature: worn, weathered, yet brimming with wisdom and the scent of nostalgia. It’s perfect for the reader who appreciates the romanticism of wear and tear, as well as the charm of a book that has witnessed more than its fair share of humanity. So, if you find yourself craving a literary experience that’s anything but ordinary, Brighton Rock might just be the explosive read you didn’t know you needed. It’s a tantalizing morsel of fiction that’s equal parts grotesque and beautiful—much like the city it’s named after. Whether you read it on the pebbled beach, under the flickering neon lights, or nestled in a quiet corner of a smoky pub, you’ll find that it’s a story you won’t soon forget. Just remember to keep your wits about you, and perhaps avoid the fish and chips. Available now at Crappy Old Books for those who dare to wander into the murky waters of literary adventure. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of second-hand magic that promises to provoke thought, laughter, and perhaps even a few existential crises along the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/995/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/brighton-rock-pengiun.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-993 The Great Railway Bazaar by Paul Theroux Prepare to embark on a journey that’s not just about tracks and trains, but the not-so-fine art of travel as seen through the eyes of Paul Theroux, a man who evidently thought a good dose of discomfort was just what the doctor ordered. In "The Great Railway Bazaar," published during the height of disco and bell-bottoms in 1975, Theroux takes readers on an odyssey across the railways of the world, proving that being crammed into a carriage with a dozen strangers can be both an adventure and a form of poetic punishment. Buckle up—or perhaps unbuckle, since it’s more of a ‘sitting in various states of disarray’ kind of ride. Imagine, if you will, the rhythmic clattering of wheels on tracks, the scent of stale bread wafting in from the snack cart, and a slew of eccentric fellow travellers who could only be described as ‘characters’—the kind you can’t help but question the sanity of. Theroux captures these moments with the finesse of a seasoned trainspotter, armed with not just a ticket to ride, but a sardonic view of humanity that can only be honed by spending countless hours confined in a moving metal tube. The book is not simply an excursion through landscapes, but rather a kaleidoscope of observations, rants, and perhaps even a few existential crises that arise while watching the world blur by at approximately 30 miles per hour. As you turn the pages, you may find yourself questioning your own travel choices—after all, who wouldn’t want to swap the comfort of a reclining seat for a bench seat squeezed between a man who smells like a cheese shop and a woman knitting something that looks suspiciously like a small animal? But let’s not kid ourselves. You didn’t pick up this book for the thrill of a smooth ride; you’re in it for the deliciously awkward encounters, the cultural faux pas, and the inevitable mishaps that accompany any long-distance journey. Paul Theroux has the uncanny ability to elevate the mundane into the extraordinary, transforming a train journey into a series of vignettes that might lead you to contemplate the very essence of the human condition—or at the very least, the necessity of deodorant on public transport. In a world where planes fly high and cars zoom past, the charm of rail travel is delightfully captured in this quirky tome. Readers will be treated to a veritable buffet of insights into everything from the rail systems of exotic locales to the biting social commentary that can only emerge from the sheer absurdity of it all. Nothing says ‘I’m well-travelled’ quite like possessing an anecdote about the time you accidentally sat next to a mime on a train through Asia. Condition: Used, but fear not! This book has been lovingly thumbed through, adorned with the occasional coffee ring and pages that might just have that perfectly aged crinkle that can only come from someone who couldn’t put it down—or perhaps someone who simply left it in a damp backpack for too long. Yes, the spine shows some wear, just like your own after years of sitting in those horrid plastic seats on the Tube. A few marginalia peppered throughout, offering unsolicited advice from previous readers—such as “avoid the beef curry” or “who actually enjoys train travel?”—may just enhance your reading experience. In essence, "The Great Railway Bazaar" is a ticket to an adventure that most likely leaves you both amused and slightly horrified. You won’t find any glossy travel brochures or Instagram-worthy vistas here. Instead, you’ll gain an appreciation for the grit and grind of life on the rails—reminding you that sometimes the journey is less about the destination and more about the dubious company you keep along the way. So put on your best travel socks and prepare for a ride that’s as unpredictable as the British weather. You might just find that the quirks of train travel mirror the quirks of life itself, all thanks to the deft narration of Theroux. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the worn and weary come to be cherished anew. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/993/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-great-railway-bazaar.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140042351 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-990 Skinners Festival by Quintin Jardine Ah, the 1990s—a decade of questionable fashion choices, the birth of the internet, and the rise of an intriguing author named Quintin Jardine. In this utterly perplexing offering, "Skinners Festival," Jardine invites readers to don their finest polyester and prepare for a literary experience that is perhaps more perplexing than packed with actual plot. Released by Headline in 1994, this novel is a time capsule of chaotic imagination, where characters may or may not be engaging in some sort of festival that could either be exhilarating or entirely dull, depending on how you interpret the author’s attempts at excitement. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a writer tosses a handful of skittish ideas into the air and hopes they land on the page in a coherent fashion, this book might just answer that question. The "festival" in question could very well be a metaphor for the chaos that is life—or, just as likely, a literal gathering of individuals who have been invited under dubious pretenses. Expect a plot that meanders like a lost tourist in a foreign city, with unexpected detours that leave both characters and readers wondering just how they got to that unmarked intersection of nonsense. One can only speculate about what motivated Jardine to pen this curious work. Perhaps it was a challenge: “Can I create something that feels both like a celebration and a funeral?” “Skinners Festival” might just be that literary experiment where every sentence feels like a party, yet somehow nobody has shown up. Readers may find themselves pondering whether the characters are merely figments of Jardine’s imagination or if they exist in a parallel universe where every festival is slightly off-kilter. Now, don’t let the title fool you; this isn’t a guide to the best festivals in the UK, nor is it a thrilling exposé of a clandestine gala. Instead, it’s a haphazard collection of thoughts and musings that occasionally coalesce into something that resembles a narrative. You might encounter references to obscure cultural phenomena, which will either enhance your experience or leave you scratching your head in bewilderment. As you thumb through the pages, be prepared for an array of characters who flit in and out like party crashers, each with their own peculiar quirks and motivations that may or may not be relevant to the overarching “festival” theme. Will they bring cohesion to the story, or will they simply serve as amusing distractions? That’s for you to find out—if you can manage to stay engaged long enough to reach the end of this literary rollercoaster. Condition: Used. This copy has seen better days, much like the author’s questionable decision to write this novel. Expect pages that may have been dog-eared more times than is socially acceptable, along with the occasional coffee ring that suggests a previous reader was equally perplexed by Jardine’s festival of ideas. The spine may be a little creaky, as if it too is questioning its life choices, but fear not: every crease tells a story, and every stain adds character. This is not a pristine, untouched manuscript; it is a well-loved companion on your quest for literary absurdity. Bewildering characters who might just be quarreling about the best way to roast marshmallows. Plot twists that take you on a detour to a place no one really wants to visit. Unexpected philosophical musings that could make you ponder life’s greatest mysteries—or not. A narrative structure that resembles a game of musical chairs, where everyone is just slightly confused. Footnotes that might just be the author’s way of apologizing for the chaos. In the end, “Skinners Festival” is not just a book; it’s an experience—a peculiar journey through the mind of Quintin Jardine, where readers may very well find themselves questioning the very nature of festivals, literature, and perhaps even existence itself. If you’re looking for a literary adventure that is as fun as it is baffling, look no further than this quirky tome, available at Crappy Old Books, where even the oddest of narratives find a home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/990/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/skinners-festival.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline 9780755320127 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-988 Midnight Fugue by Reginald Hill In the dimly lit corners of the literary world, where shadows dance with the ghosts of forgotten plots, one book stands defiantly upright, like a wonky bookshelf that refuses to collapse under the weight of expectation. Enter *Midnight Fugue* by Reginald Hill, a title that whispers sweet nothings to the midnight oil burner’s soul while giggling maniacally at the absurdity of existence. Published in 2010 by Harper, this curious tome promises a journey that is as bewildering as a London bus timetable—only slightly more reliable. One might wonder if the title alone, *Midnight Fugue*, suggests a symphony of suspense or perhaps a haphazard jaunt through the dreams of a cat that has consumed too many catnip-infused treats. While the cover art may not win any awards (or perhaps it would, in a competition for ‘Most Eccentric Design’), it beckons the reader to delve deeper into its pages, much like an invitation to a party at a distant relative’s house where the punch is suspiciously reminiscent of last year’s leftovers. What lies beneath the cover is a rich tapestry woven from the threads of mystery, dark humor, and the occasional existential crisis—perfect for those who revel in the absurdities of life or anyone who has ever pondered their own insignificance while staring into a tepid cup of tea. Hill, known for his knack for crafting intricate plots that twist like a pretzel at a drunken fair, does not disappoint. *Midnight Fugue* is a curious concoction that blends the ordinary with the bizarre, compelling you to turn each page as though it’s a tantalizing mystery box that may or may not contain a sock. Readers will likely encounter a delightful assortment of characters who embody the spirit of British eccentricity, each more idiosyncratic than the last. You might stumble upon a detective whose methods are as unorthodox as wearing socks with sandals, or perhaps a villain with a laugh so sinister it could curdle milk. Hill’s characters are not just figments of imagination; they are vivid, quirky reflections of society’s most peculiar traits, each bearing the scars of their own midnight musings. As you traverse the hallways of this literary mansion, expect to find hidden rooms filled with surprises, like a game of hide-and-seek but with considerably less running and much more pondering. The narrative weaves between moments of sheer hilarity and gut-wrenching poignancy, challenging your perception of what a story should be. Can one really laugh and cry simultaneously? Hill seems to think so, and he does it with the finesse of a catwalker navigating a particularly precarious catwalk. However, do not be misled into thinking that this book is merely a comedic romp. Hill’s prose is laced with reflections on the darker aspects of human nature, exploring themes of regret, loss, and the occasional existential crisis, all while maintaining a tone that suggests he’s either chuckling to himself or has accidentally ingested a particularly potent herbal blend. Readers are encouraged to let themselves become enveloped in the narrative’s embrace, even if it feels a bit like a bear hug from an acquaintance just a tad too enthusiastic. Condition: Used, but fear not! This tome has survived the wear and tear of the literary battlefield, complete with dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain that lends it an air of lived experience. It carries the essence of its previous owners—perhaps even the scent of a mystery or two, intertwined with the aroma of tea leaves and late-night musings. Each mark tells a story, and each crease is a testament to afternoons spent lost in thought, pondering the mysteries of life while half-heartedly attempting to stay awake. Ultimately, *Midnight Fugue* is more than just a book; it’s an invitation to contemplate the intricacies of existence while giggling at the absurdity of it all. It’s an adventure that requires a sprinkle of whimsy and a dash of irreverence, perfect for those who appreciate the offbeat charm of Reginald Hill’s writing. If you fancy a literary escapade that leaves you scratching your head while simultaneously laughing out loud, look no further than this curious offering from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/988/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/midnight-fugue.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper 9780007252725 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-986 Ill Be Your Sweetheart by Joan Jonker In a world where affection often takes a backseat to the demands of modern life, Joan Jonker’s "I’ll Be Your Sweetheart" invites you to abandon all reason and embrace the whimsical chaos of romantic entanglements. Published in 2005 by Headline Book Publishing Ltd, this literary curiosity begs the question: what absurdities lie hidden within its pages? Spoiler alert: they’re as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof. Imagine a universe where love is not just a four-letter word but a slippery bar of soap, escapee from the grasp of sensible adults. Our protagonists frolic through awkward dinner parties, miscommunication, and improbable coincidences, all while sporting the kind of hairstyles that might warrant a ’before’ photo in a hairdressing magazine. There’s charm in the chaos, a charm that may only be appreciated by those willing to suspend disbelief and embrace the ridiculousness that is life and love. What is it about this title that lures you in? Perhaps it’s the promise of sweetness, a tantalising morsel of romantic promise wrapped in the softest packaging. Or maybe it’s the unyielding optimism of the author, who, in a world full of cynicism, dares to cling to the notion that love can be both sweet and utterly absurd. Open the book, and you’ll find yourself confronted with the delightful absurdity that Jonker conjures, where every relationship is a delightful mess and every character is just a little too eccentric to be taken seriously. As you turn the pages, you may find yourself questioning everything: Why do the characters insist on meeting in the most inconvenient places? Why is there a cat that seems to have a better love life than the main characters? And why, oh why, do they keep eating cake at inopportune moments? It’s a delightful exploration into the hilarity of human relationships, crafted with a tongue-in-cheek flair that could make anyone chuckle, even the most stoic of readers. Condition: Used, but not quite like your grandmother’s old slippers. This copy has seen its fair share of adventures, bearing the battle scars of previous readers who likely giggled, gasped, or sighed their way through it. Dog-eared pages whisper secrets of laughter, while the occasional coffee stain adds a touch of character—akin to a good friend who’s a bit messy but always entertaining. It’s not pristine, but who wants a spotless copy of life’s messiest moments anyway? As you delve into this quirky tapestry woven with threads of unanticipated romance and ludicrous happenstance, you may find yourself nodding along, thinking, “This could only happen in a book!” It’s a wild ride through the whimsical heart of love, where every moment is laced with irony and just a hint of sarcasm. The perfect companion for a rainy afternoon or when you need a break from the heavyweights of literature that demand not just your time but your emotional investment. In conclusion, if you are in the market for a book that promises to take you on a rollercoaster of sweet absurdity without demanding too much from your literary palate, then "I’ll Be Your Sweetheart" is your ticket. Check it out at Crappy Old Books, where the motto is ’the crappier, the better!’—and you might just find that sometimes the messiest tales are the sweetest of all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/986/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ill-be-your-sweetheart.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline Book Publishing Ltd 9780755326044 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-985 The Cauldron by Colin Forbes As you open the pages of "The Cauldron," prepare yourself for a literary experience as exhilarating as discovering that your favorite local café has replaced all its coffee with decaf. Colin Forbes, in his 1998 masterpiece published by Pan, invites you into a world where plot twists brew like over-steeped tea—unexpected, possibly bitter, and certainly unforgettable in their peculiarity. This tome, like a good English breakfast, promises to deliver a hearty experience—if you can manage the occasional lumps of uncertainty. Ah, the cover! A striking mélange of colors that seem to clash with the same fervor as a failed attempt at mixing all the leftover paints in your garage. The title, "The Cauldron," suggests a bubbling concoction of plot and prose, though one must wonder if it’s more reminiscent of a witch’s last-ditch culinary effort rather than any great literary cauldron of ideas. What might be brewing inside? Is it a thrilling adventure, a mundane domestic drama, or perhaps a slightly soggy biscuit of philosophical musings? Only you, dear reader, can decide. Set against the backdrop of the late 1990s—when flannel was still a fashion statement and every other person owned a Nokia—this book unfolds with all the grace of a particularly awkward dance at a wedding. Facebook was still a twinkle in the eye of Mark Zuckerberg, and the Internet had not yet become the omnipresent entity it is today. Wouldn’t it be a hoot to imagine characters typing out their frustrations on clunky keyboards as they navigate the nonsensical twists of life that Forbes has so cleverly penned? The wild mix of confusion and charm he concocts is sure to stir the cauldron of nostalgia in any reader who dares to take a sip. What can you expect from "The Cauldron," you ask? Well, here’s a small taste of the whimsical ingredients you’ll find swirling within: A plot that may or may not hold together—think of it as a jigsaw puzzle where half the pieces are from a different set. Characters that are delightfully eccentric but possibly live in an alternate universe where logic takes a holiday. Metaphors that might leave you scratching your head, wondering if you’ve just read Shakespeare or a grocery list. Dialogue that crackles like an old radio, sometimes clear, sometimes full of static, and often in a language that feels oddly familiar yet entirely foreign. Unexpected moments of hilarity that could make a statue chuckle—or at least smirk, if statues could perform such human-like gestures. But, dear reader, let us not forget the importance of condition. Condition: This particular volume is used, and one might describe it as having that charming patina of a book well-loved—or perhaps well-forgotten. The pages are slightly yellowed, lending an air of time-travel authenticity, while a few dog-eared corners whisper tales of past readers who may or may not have had a clue what they were getting into. The spine boasts the creases of many a spirited debate with the book itself, as you will likely find that “The Cauldron” engages you in a dialogue of its own, whether you want it to or not. As you ponder whether to make this slightly battered and bewildering work your own, remember: you’re not merely purchasing a book but embarking on an adventure through the mind of a writer who may or may not have mastered the craft of clarity. So, if you’re ready to take a plunge into the cauldron of the absurd, pick up your copy today at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing second-hand is the wisdom of those who dared to read it before you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/985/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cauldron.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan 9780330352093 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-984 Blindsight by Robin Cook In the grand tradition of novels that dare to peek beyond the horizon of our understanding — and perhaps regret it — Robin Cook’s 1993 offering, "Blindsight," promises to tickle your mind in ways that might be unsettling. Here, the pulse of medical thriller meets the eerie pulse of existential dread, all bound in a cover that likely has seen better days. Gleefully straddling the line between sci-fi horror and medical intrigue, Cook invites you to ponder the very essence of consciousness… or at least to fumble around in the dark trying to find it. One can only imagine the spirited discussions that took place in the Pan Books offices, where copies of the manuscript likely flew through the air with wild abandon, accompanied by heated debates about the nature of perception. Did they think readers were ready for a narrative that could make them question their own cognitive faculties? Perhaps they believed that combining blind spots with a side of medical malpractice was the next great literary concoction. Whatever the case, this book is a playful reminder that the mind can be as unreliable as an old washing machine — spinning wildly and occasionally leaking all over your living room floor. As you journey through the pages, expect a cavalcade of characters who may be just as lost as you are, tossing around medical terminology and philosophical musings like confetti at a dismal celebration. The author seems intent on proving that ignorance is not only bliss but perhaps the only sensible response to the horrors lurking beneath the surface of our reality. You might even find yourself wishing you had packed a metaphorical umbrella to shield against the downpour of unsettling revelations. Here are some intriguing highlights of what you might experience while wrestling with this book: A narrative style that oscillates between the clinical and the surreal, like a doctor who moonlights as a poet. Characters that appear to be more about advancing the plot than having actual personalities — a classic Cook move. Medical jargon that could make you feel like an extra in a particularly ambitious episode of a hospital drama. Existential questions that pop up casually, as if Cook is whispering them in your ear like a mischievous ghost. Moments of sheer ridiculousness that might make you chuckle, even as the stakes soar to absurd heights. Condition: This particular copy has been lovingly used, perhaps by someone who thought they were ready for a deep philosophical dive but instead ended up just wetting their feet in a puddle of confusion. The cover bears the faint remnants of previous ownership—coffee stains, a suspicious crease, and the occasional cat hair, suggesting it was once a well-loved companion on late-night reading escapades. The pages are slightly yellowed, but they retain the delightful aroma of aged paper, mingling with a hint of existential dread. As you curl up with "Blindsight," remember that you are not just reading; you are participating in an exploration of what it means to see—or to not see—beyond the surface of reality. It’s an invitation to question your understanding of consciousness amid the chaos of medical ethics and the enigma of human experience. So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare yourself for a reading experience that is both disconcerting and oddly exhilarating—much like a rollercoaster designed by a particularly philosophical engineer. Whether this book serves as a cautionary tale about the perils of knowledge or merely a mind-bending adventure remains to be seen. But one thing is for certain: you will never look at your next medical appointment in quite the same way again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/984/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/blindsight.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books / Macmillan Publishers 9780330327411 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-983 Lullaby by Ed McBain In the charming realm of 1990, where hairdos were audacious and neon hues ruled the streets, Ed McBain decided to bless us with "Lullaby." One can only wonder whether he had a penchant for irony, given that the title suggests a soothing serenade, when in actuality, it likely offers more twists and turns than a double helix of spaghetti. In this very used copy, you might just find yourself drawn into a world where the lullabies are anything but comforting and the characters resemble the sort of folks you’d avoid at a family reunion. Imagine it now: a bustling metropolis, a cacophony of sirens, and the persistent hum of everyday life, peppered with the occasional ominous whisper. McBain, a maestro of the crime genre, seems to have taken the art of storytelling and turned it on its head, leaving readers questioning whether they should turn the pages or run for the hills. Will it be a soothing read or a hair-raising escapade? One can only guess, but rest assured, you’re in for an audacious ride. The cover boasts an artful design, typical of Pan Books, which might inspire nostalgia or mild confusion depending on your age and aesthetic preferences. It’s the kind of book that might catch your eye in a charity shop, nestled amongst dusty encyclopaedias and self-help guides from the ’80s. The spine is slightly cracked, as if it has seen better days – much like the late-night diners referenced within, where the coffee is strong, the food questionable, and the conversations even more so. As you delve into the pages of "Lullaby," you may encounter a motley crew of characters, each more flawed than the last. Picture detectives who would struggle to find their way out of a paper bag, villains who have read one too many editorial pieces on ’how to be a bad guy,’ and sidekicks who should probably be on a permanent coffee break. Here’s a tantalizing list of what to expect: Intricately woven plot threads that may well unravel while you’re not looking. Dialogue so sharp it could slice through the fog of misunderstanding. Characters who might as well have been lifted from a poorly rehearsed play. Occasional moments of genuine suspense, followed by bouts of laughter at the absurdity of it all. A narrative pace reminiscent of someone trying to outrun their own shadow. What, exactly, makes "Lullaby" a worthy addition to your second-hand bookshelf? Perhaps it’s the tantalizing thought that each page turned brings you closer to a plot twist that could rival a game of Twister played on a rollercoaster. Or maybe it’s the thrill of knowing you are engaging with a piece of literary history that had its heyday in an era when people still used floppy disks and thought the internet was a passing fad. Condition: This used copy is as eclectic as its storyline. Expect a few dog-eared pages and the scent of mystery clinging to the cover. You’ll find a curious assortment of notes scrawled in the margins, possibly from a previous reader’s existential crisis or a very enthusiastic book club meeting gone awry. It’s a book that has lived, loved, and possibly survived a near brush with a spilled cup of tea. Ultimately, "Lullaby" is not just a book; it’s a quirky conversation starter for those who appreciate irony wrapped in a narrative that doesn’t shy away from the bizarre. For those brave enough to venture into its pages, it offers a delightful blend of mystery, mischief, and a healthy dollop of chaos. Perfect for fans of Ed McBain or anyone who enjoys a literary experience that’s a little rough around the edges. Snag your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beautifully imperfect world of second-hand literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/983/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lullaby.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330308229 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-982 Mixed Company by Irwin Shaw Ah, the 1960s, a time when everyone was busy discussing the finer points of existentialism while simultaneously trying to master the art of the perfect martini. Enter Irwin Shaw’s "Mixed Company," a title that might as well have been pulled from the cocktail napkin of a particularly pretentious bar conversation. Released in 1961 by Pan Major—because nothing says literary prestige quite like a publisher named after a less-than-major leaguer—this book promises to be a delightful romp through the tangled webs of relationships, or at least a half-hearted exploration of them, as only an era caught between the fading elegance of the past and the tumult of the future could provide. In a world that sees men in sharp suits and women in skirts that could double as hula hoops, Shaw takes us on a journey through the social interactions of a group that seems to have it all figured out (or perhaps they just think they do). One can only imagine the smell of stale cigarettes and cheap cologne wafting through the pages. Readers will find themselves pondering whether this is merely a slice of post-war life, or if it’s a thinly disguised invitation to a dinner party that no one asked for. Who knows? Perhaps the only thing worse than your uncle’s stories about the war is the dialogue in this book. What can you expect from "Mixed Company"? It promises to be a delightful mix of characters that may or may not represent the entirety of human experience. You might encounter the charmingly pretentious intellectual, the weary housewife who has long forgotten what it feels like to be charming, and the jaded bachelor who thinks he’s far too sophisticated for his own good. It’s a veritable buffet of archetypes, served with a side of irony that might just be a hair overcooked. The book is said to delve into themes of love, friendship, betrayal, and possibly even the nature of reality, but don’t hold your breath—after all, it was written in an era when the most revolutionary act was simply leaving the house without a hat. If you’re looking for a narrative that holds your hand and guides you through emotional territory, you might want to reconsider. Shaw is more likely to toss you a bottle of gin and suggest you figure it out on your own. And what’s a book from the 1960s without a bit of social commentary? Expect observations that might make you cringe with nostalgia for a simpler time—or simply cringe. Shaw’s prose dances dangerously close to the edge of pretentiousness, as if he’s inviting you to take part in a secret society of literary snobbery. A few well-placed metaphors may even make you want to roll your eyes and mutter, “Oh please.” Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. The cover is a tad worn, which is fitting, considering the characters probably feel the same way. The spine has been cracked more than once, suggesting that it has been loved—or perhaps just forcefully shoved onto a crowded shelf. Pages may have that delightful yellowing around the edges, like a forgotten takeout container in the back of your fridge. But fear not! Each page is still legible, and one can only assume that it has survived numerous awkward book club meetings and the occasional drunken debate. In summary, "Mixed Company" is a peculiar cocktail of wit, satire, and a dash of the absurd. It may not be the literary banquet that some have prepared for it, but then again, who doesn’t enjoy a good nosh of half-baked philosophy and relationship woes? So grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to be entertained, bemused, and perhaps a tad confused. After all, it’s all part of the experience, isn’t it? A cocktail of relationship drama splashed with irony Characters that may or may not leave a lasting impression A snapshot of 1960s societal quirks Pretentious dialogue that will make you question your life choices A perfect companion for your next awkward dinner party https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/982/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mixed-company.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Major no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-981 Corinna by Rita Corinna, an unapologetically 1927 venture into the mind of Rita, is the literary equivalent of a vintage tea set that has seen far too many awkward family gatherings. With a publisher named Benmans—a name so obscure it sounds like a quirky brand of British biscuits—this tome promises to whisk you back to a time when flapper dresses were the height of fashion and the world was just starting to realize that binge-watching was going to be a thing, but only in the form of reading entire novels in one sitting. Within these dog-eared pages lies a narrative that could only be described as ‘peculiar’ by the standards of the era. Rita, who may or may not have been a mysterious figure lurking in the corners of trendy salons, has deftly woven a tale that challenges the very fabric of what it means to be a woman in a post-World War I world. Imagine teetering on the edge of a speakeasy while sipping a gin fizz and contemplating life choices—well, that’s basically what reading Corinna feels like, but with the added bonus of literary pretension. If you’re expecting a straightforward plot about a young protagonist’s journey through love and loss, think again. This book seems to revel in its own ambiguity—perhaps to playfully mock the very genre it inhabits. Characters flit in and out of existence like questionable guests at a 1920s soirée, making you wonder if Rita intended to craft a gripping narrative or merely a whimsical exploration of existential dread. Yes, it’s as confusing as a poorly organized bookshelf but infinitely more entertaining. Explore the whimsicality of life through Corinna’s escapades. Delight in the meta-commentary that probably no one asked for. Experience the thrills of prose that occasionally resembles a meandering conversation at a tea party. Uncover the mysteries of a narrative style that may leave you questioning your own sanity. Reconnect with a bygone era in a way that feels both nostalgic and slightly alarming. For those curious enough to unearth its treasures, Corinna offers an experience that resembles a cross between a dusty attic and a lively debate amongst philosophers at a raucous dinner party. Readers may find themselves pondering whether Rita’s prose was intended as a form of social criticism or simply a way to amuse herself while waiting for the kettle to boil. One can only speculate, as the author remains shrouded in delightful obscurity. Condition: As delightful as the narrative itself, this book has lived a life, as evidenced by its well-loved spine and the occasional scribble from a previous reader—perhaps a sign of deep contemplation or just someone who was really bad at staying within the margins. Expect yellowing pages that whisper stories of their own, and cover art that has faded like the memories of a long-forgotten party. It’s a charming relic, waiting patiently to be rediscovered by a new generation of readers who appreciate that a few nicks and scratches only add character. In a world where perfection reigns supreme—where new releases offer immaculate pages and pristine covers—Corinna is a delightful rebellion against the modern literary fad. Instead, it invites you to embrace the quirks and imperfections, reminding you that every mark tells a story and every crease has a history. So wrap your fingers around this oddly sentimental piece of the past, and prepare to be whisked into a realm of delightful ambiguity, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. The spine is almost falling off. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/981/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/corinna.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Benmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-980 Righted At Last or Lady Croomes Secret by Marie Zimmermann In the quaint pages of "Righted At Last or Lady Croomes Secret," prepare yourself for an adventure that promises to be as circuitous as the title itself. This delightful relic from the dusty shelves of James Askew & Son will transport you to an epoch where secrets were whispered behind lace curtains and the introduction of a lady’s bonnet could spark a scandal of epic proportions. Marie Zimmermann, the enigmatic wordsmith of her time, weaves a narrative that is as unpredictable as a British summer, leaving you to ponder whether you are truly reading about Lady Croome or merely a figment of a rather imaginative rabbit’s mind. Picture, if you will, a world where every cup of tea might just hold a clandestine note, and where every ballroom dance could unravel a tapestry of affairs more complicated than your Aunt Edna’s knitting. Lady Croome, our titular heroine, is a woman of unparalleled intrigue, possessing a secret that may just alter the fabric of society—or at least cause a good scandal over scones. As you leaf through the tattered pages, you can almost hear the rustle of petticoats and the muffled gasps of the upper crust. What, pray tell, could Lady Croome be hiding? A wayward heart? A collection of questionable recipes? The suspense is almost tangible, though possibly more so than any actual plot resolution. Zimmermann’s prose dances across the pages with the grace of a debutante tripping over her own gown. One moment, you are knee-deep in a riveting conversation about embroidery techniques, and the next, you’ve stumbled upon a revelation that leaves you as confounded as an Englishman in a foreign café. The author’s unique gift lies in her ability to transform mundane social gatherings into theatrical spectacles, where every raised eyebrow and furtive glance carries the weight of a thousand secrets. As you embark on this literary expedition, be prepared for a plethora of eccentric characters, each more peculiar than the last. Who could forget Mr. Pennington, the overly dramatic gentleman with a penchant for florid language, or Miss Thistlebottom, whose opinions on the latest fashions are as piercing as her needlework? With every turn of the page, you are greeted by a fresh ensemble of characters that might just make you reconsider your own social circle—if only for the sake of your sanity. Peculiar social gatherings that make your local pub quiz look like a snooze fest. As many plot twists as a pretzel factory. Tea and gossip: the dual lifeblood of this society. Characters more colorful than a box of crayons, and just as predictable. A plot that may or may not unravel by the last chapter—who can say? But let’s not forget the unassuming charm of its condition. Condition: This book is well-loved, with dog-eared pages and the faint scent of a bygone era, possibly mingling with old tea stains and the essence of forgotten dreams. You may even find the occasional scribble in the margins, perhaps an astute observation or a desperate plea for understanding. Such notes are a window into the minds of past readers, who likely faced the same confounding twists and turns that you will encounter. So, if you ever fancied yourself a connoisseur of the whimsical and the bizarre, then "Righted At Last or Lady Croomes Secret" is your ticket to a world where secrets flutter like moths to a flame. It’s the perfect read for those who enjoy a dose of irony with their morning tea, or for anyone who’s ever been thoroughly puzzled by the human condition—all from the comfort of a worn armchair. Don’t let this opportunity slip through your fingers like tea leaves down the drain. Snag a copy today at Crappy Old Books, and immerse yourself in a tale that promises to be as convoluted as it is captivating, all while leaving you questioning your own secrets—if you dare to have any at all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/980/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/righted-at-last.jpg 20.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books James Askew & Son no GB Standard 4.68 GBP COB-979 Valiant by Holly Black In the hallowed halls of literary mediocrity, where tomes endeavor to be spectacular but often settle for merely existing, comes "Valiant" by Holly Black—a title that teeters on the precipice of grandiosity while reminding us that sometimes, valiance is just a fancy word for poor decision-making. Published in 2005 by Pocket Books, this venture into the fantastical realm invites you to explore the unexpected consequences of bravery that may or may not involve a doomed young adult and a peculiar affinity for questionable life choices. Herein lies the tale of a protagonist so charismatically flawed, you might mistake her for your slightly deranged cousin who insists on wearing mismatched socks to family gatherings. Set against an urban backdrop that may or may not be a political statement about the gentrification of fantasy realms, the narrative spirals into a world filled with motley characters lurking in the shadows, whispering sweet nothings about danger and intrigue. Yes, dear reader, it’s all a bit melodramatic, like a soap opera with pointy-eared creatures who have a penchant for brooding. The plot unfolds with all the grace of a three-legged cat on a hot tin roof. Our protagonist, ostensibly "valiant," navigates the murky waters of her own existence—fighting monsters that may or may not be metaphors for self-doubt, and grappling with relationships that remind one of trying to untangle Christmas lights: confusing, frustrating, and ultimately unsatisfying. There’s magic, there’s peril, and there’s a distinct possibility that you might roll your eyes so hard you could see your own brain. As Holly Black weaves her narrative, one can’t help but feel like an unwitting guest at an elaborate dinner party where all the guests have taken to reenacting the most bizarre scenes from their lives. One moment, you’re sipping on a delightful concoction of teenage angst; the next, you’re being thrust into the chaos of fantastical skirmishes and conspiracy-laden plot twists that feel as deliberate as a game of charades gone wrong. It’s a literary buffet of half-baked ideas and snappy dialogue that will leave you questioning your own choices—like opting for that third helping of dessert. But fear not! Within these pages lies a treasure trove of delightful oddities. You might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, or perhaps nodding sagely as you come to terms with the fact that life is, in essence, a series of bizarre occurrences punctuated by fleeting moments of clarity. You might even discover that the real treasure is the friends we made along the way—though in this case, they might also just be other characters stumbling through their own misguided quests. Inexplicably charming characters with dubious life choices. A plot twist that leaves you wondering if you missed a chapter or two. Dialogue that sparkles like a disco ball—if the disco ball were slightly tarnished. Settings that feel like distant relatives of your own neighborhood. An exploration of bravery that could double as a cautionary tale. Condition: The book bears the marks of its journey through time—dog-eared pages, a slightly coffee-stained cover, and the undeniable scent of nostalgia mixed with the faint whiff of regret. It’s a delightful artifact that has seen better days, much like your favorite pair of well-worn shoes. Embrace the imperfections that make this volume uniquely lovable, and perhaps a tad ironic. If you ever wanted to explore the peculiar intersection of valiance and questionable decision-making, “Valiant” is your ticket to that oddly whimsical ride. A perfect addition to your shelf of quirky finds, it is sure to spark conversations or, at the very least, provide a prop for your next social gathering. Available now, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the charmingly absurd, one well-loved page at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/979/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/valiant-a-modern-tale-of-faerie.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9781847393432 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-978 I Is For Innocent by Sue Grafton In a world where the alphabet is not merely a set of letters but a twisted labyrinth of mystery and mischief, Sue Grafton’s "I Is For Innocent" serves as both a literary breadcrumb and a tantalising tease. Published in the grand old year of 1993, when grunge ruled the airwaves and mobile phones were still the size of bricks, this installment in Grafton’s beloved series takes readers on an adventure more convoluted than a family tree in a soap opera. Imagine a time when detective novels still had a sense of grit, before the genre became overrun with the glitz and glamour of social media influencers with their perfectly curated lives. Here, our intrepid hero (or is it antihero?) faces a murder case that unfolds like a particularly stubborn origami. The innocent, you see, is not always what they seem. In fact, the entire premise has the potential to turn the uninitiated into a hermit, questioning everyone they encounter in the supermarket over the ethics of their cereal choices. Is that box of Cornflakes really innocent, or is it hiding a dark secret? As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself grappling with various conundrums, pondering weighty questions such as: What does it mean to be innocent? How many cups of tea can one drink while trying to solve a mystery? And will the protagonist ever find a decent pair of shoes? This book is a veritable buffet of intrigue, served with a side of dry wit and an undertone of existential dread that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Grafton’s prose is as sharp as a well-honed kitchen knife—perfect for slicing through the thick veils of deception and societal norms. Each chapter may feel like a new episode of a soap opera, featuring a rotating cast of characters who are just as likely to be hiding a secret as they are to be spilling the tea on someone else’s. One can easily become ensnared in this web of suspicion and intrigue, not to mention the footnotes on the culture of the ’90s that serve as a delightful reminder of why we should always keep a can of hairspray handy. In terms of writing style, expect a blend of noir meets quirkiness, mixed with a hint of British irony that may leave you chuckling at the absurdity of it all. Grafton’s knack for details ensures that no matter how innocent a character may appear, they are likely packing more baggage than a seasoned traveller at an airport. Expect twists so sharp you might just need a seatbelt while reading, as you swerve left and right through plot developments that could make anyone dizzy. Condition: This particular copy has been lovingly used, with dog-eared pages that whisper tales of late-night reading marathons and the occasional coffee ring. The spine is comfortably creased, suggesting that it has been cherished by someone who believed that life’s mysteries are best solved with a warm beverage in hand. Slight yellowing around the edges offers a nostalgic touch, reminiscent of the days when ‘real’ paperbacks were the pinnacle of literary sophistication. A few notes in the margins—perhaps insights from a fellow detective enthusiast—add character, while the cover displays only minor wear, hinting at its journey through various second-hand shops before landing in your eager hands. So, if you’re in the market for a book that doubles as a conversation starter, look no further. “I Is For Innocent” will not only keep you guessing but will also provide ample fodder for awkward conversations at dinner parties. Will you emerge enlightened or simply more confused? Only one way to find out! At Crappy Old Books, we believe that every well-loved tome has a story of its own, and this one is no exception. Grab it before someone else decides that ‘innocence’ is their new favourite theme for their book club—because who wouldn’t want to dive into the murky waters of morality and mischief over a cup of tea? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/978/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-is-for-innocent.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan in association with Macmillan 9780330326438 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-976 Elephant Bill by JH Williams In the enchanting world of mid-20th century literature, where the scent of musty pages mingles with the occasional waft of stale tea, we stumble upon "Elephant Bill," an eccentric work by jolly old JH Williams, or as he is likely known in literary circles, "that chap who wrote about elephants." Released in the illustrious year of 1951, this tome comes to us courtesy of the ever-reliable Richard Clay and Company, a publishing house that seemed to revel in the arcane art of turning blank pages into literary treasures—some might say, treasures of questionable merit. Now, what exactly is the deal with "Elephant Bill," you ask? Well, dear reader, it’s like stumbling upon a dusty, oversized postcard from a bygone era, sent from a land where jumbo mammals casually traipse about while humans scurry to keep up. Imagine the kind of book where elephants might be the protagonists, perhaps donning top hats and monocles, while humans—goodness gracious—merely play the role of sidekicks in a grand circus of life! In a time when the world was still adjusting to the idea of large beasts being more than just, well, large beasts, Williams appears to have taken a fantastic leap into the realm of the absurd. As you leaf through these pages, you may find yourself pondering the existential crises of elephants, who, after all, might just be the true philosophers of the natural world. The weighty ponderings of pachyderms could rival those of humans grappling with the complexities of post-war Britain. Perhaps this unique narrative serves as both a critique of humanity and an homage to our four-legged friends. Or perhaps it’s simply a whimsical romp filled with delightful nonsense, as if Lewis Carroll decided to take a detour through the Serengeti. Williams, with a flair for the eccentric, likely wrote with a quill dipped in the ink of whimsy. One can only imagine the scenes: elephants performing ballet, sipping tea, and discussing the finer points of modern art. Perhaps they engage in lively debates over whether abstract art truly captures the essence of the human experience. If only we could peer into the mind of Williams, but alas, all we have are these pages—each one a tantalising glimpse into a world where elephants run the show and humans merely play a supporting role. Of course, the allure of "Elephant Bill" isn’t solely in its content. The book itself boasts a character all its own, one that has seen countless hands and has perhaps been rescued from the clutches of a damp attic or a particularly haphazard book sale. It may have the occasional dog-eared page or a splotch of coffee—because who doesn’t love a little literary history? Each imperfection adds to its charm and mystique, creating a perfect backdrop for the absurdity that lies within. Condition: Used. This book has clearly lived a life—a testament to both the durability of mid-century print and the adventurous spirit of the book’s previous owners. Its spine may be a tad creaky, much like the knees of a retired circus performer, and the cover, while faded, still retains a hint of the vibrancy it once boasted. You might find the occasional note in the margins, perhaps a reader’s musings about elephants and the meaning of life, or even a shopping list hastily scrawled in the heat of literary passion. An elephant lover’s manual for navigating life’s absurdities. A must-read for anyone who enjoys a hearty dose of whimsy. Perfect for those who appreciate the finer points of pachyderm philosophy. A conversation starter at your next tea party—who wouldn’t want to discuss the virtues of elephants? Ideal for collectors of the bizarre and beautiful in literature. In a world that often feels a tad too serious, let "Elephant Bill" remind you that sometimes, the best way to cope with life’s intricacies is to look at it through the eyes of a cheerful elephant. So why not add this quirky piece from Crappy Old Books to your collection? You never know when you might need a dash of elephantine wisdom to navigate the circus of your own life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/976/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/elephant-bill.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Richard Clay and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-975 Golden Bats And Pink Pigeons by Gerald Durrell In the wild and wonderfully wacky world of Gerald Durrell, we’re not simply observing the whims of nature; we’re indulging in a grand circus of eccentricity that would make even the most stoic of zoologists blush. "Golden Bats And Pink Pigeons," a title that sounds like a high-stakes round of Scrabble gone awry, promises an escapade filled with the most flamboyant fauna one might find while desperately trying to avoid a mid-afternoon tea party. Published in the delectably retro 1983 by Fontana, this oddity invites you to abandon all sense of seriousness—if you ever had any to begin with—and experience the charm of nature in all its splendid absurdity. Picture this: a spirited romp through the jungles of Mauritius where golden bats flutter about with all the grace of a teenager attempting their first waltz. Coupled with the elegance of pink pigeons that would make even the most jaded fashionista swoon, Durrell’s narrative ensures you’ll never look at wildlife the same way again. This book seems to whisper in an exaggeratedly theatrical tone, "Forget your mundane life! Join me in celebrating the utterly bewildering and strangely charming creatures that inhabit our world!" You may find yourself chuckling at Durrell’s unabashed enthusiasm as he meticulously documents the peculiarities of his feathered and furry friends. With pen in hand and a twinkle in his eye, he seems destined to unravel the secrets of a bizarre universe where the most innocent of creatures are anything but. As if plucked from the pages of a fantastical children’s book, the odd assortment of animals that grace this volume might lead you to reconsider the merits of your own pet goldfish. Moreover, Durrell’s delightful prose serves as a gentle reminder that the world outside our windows is a sprawling playground filled with oddities, mismatched feathers, and comedic mishaps. You might even find yourself daydreaming about the life of a pink pigeon, soaring through the skies with an air of flamboyance that most of us can only imagine. It’s enough to instill a sense of wonder—an elusive sensation in the modern world, typically reserved for when you stumble upon an ice cream truck on a sweltering day. However, amid the laughter and fanciful descriptions, there’s a slight undercurrent of irony that might leave you scratching your head. In an era when wildlife is under siege from various calamities of human making, Durrell’s debut in the conservationist narrative takes on a new layer. He dares to blend humor with a tinge of despair, creating a tapestry that’s both vibrant and, dare we say, sobering. Condition: Used. This book has been previously loved, perhaps by someone who attempted to coax a golden bat into their living room or, alternatively, read it as a late-night strategy guide to winning at life. Expect the pages to carry the faintest fragrance of adventure and a well-deserved patina of age. There may be dog-eared corners and the occasional smudge—think of it as a testament to the countless chuckles it has inspired. You might even encounter a few annotations from a particularly enthusiastic former reader who felt the need to leave their mark on Durrell’s whimsical world. So if you’re ready to turn the mundane into the extraordinary, grab a copy of this delightful misfit of a book. Prepare yourself for tales of nature that are as vibrant as the cover suggests. Who knows? You may find that golden bats and pink pigeons aren’t just figments of Durrell’s imagination but rather the embodiment of a world gone delightfully mad. Just be careful not to lose yourself in too many flights of fancy, or you might end up trying to train your own pet pigeon to wear a tiara. After all, where else can you find a treasure trove of such quirky charm? Only at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the magnificently odd and the beautifully bizarre, one second-hand book at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/975/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/golden-bats-and-pink-pigeons.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fontana no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-974 Whipping Star by Frank Herbert Prepare yourself for a literary odyssey that may or may not involve actual stars. Frank Herbert’s "Whipping Star" is a gloriously absurd dive into the cosmic fray of not-so-ordinary life, where the laws of physics are at the mercy of human whim and interstellar bureaucracy is more convoluted than a British train schedule. First published in 1972, this tale seemingly has everything: politics, telepathy, and a healthy dose of existential dread, making it a quintessential relic of its time, not unlike a well-loved but slightly sticky phone booth. Set against a backdrop of space opera, "Whipping Star" invites you to meet unique characters, such as the enigmatic and possibly overqualified telepath, the still-more-enigmatic and probably overqualified... whatever they are. Herbert spins a web of mind-bending concepts, expertly crafted to leave you scratching your head in confusion and admiration. It’s like grappling with a Rubik’s cube while riding a roller coaster—thrilling, disorienting, and absolutely not for the faint of heart. In this cosmic carnival, Herbert tackles profound questions with the finesse of a sledgehammer: What does it mean to be alive in a universe governed by questionable logic? How does one navigate a galaxy filled with bureaucratic nightmares and species that have less understanding of one another than your aunt does of social media? Each page offers a unique taste of Herbert’s signature blend of philosophy, science fiction, and plain old eccentricity, perfect for those who enjoy chewing on mental puzzles during their afternoon tea. Let’s not forget the delightful irony that a book titled "Whipping Star" may evoke images of celestial bodies firmly under control, while the narrative instead flails about like a drunken octopus at a cocktail party. Herbert’s prose is both lyrical and maddening—like a long-winded lecture delivered by an enthusiastic professor who’s had one too many cups of coffee. You might find yourself lost in tangents that lead nowhere, yet somehow, you won’t want to put the book down. It’s like trying to resist a slice of cake, knowing full well it’s been left out since last Christmas. Within these pages, you’ll find a universe teeming with otherworldly phenomena, peculiar creatures, and philosophical musings that could spark a lively debate at any local pub (or perhaps a silent standoff, depending on your companions). Expect to encounter a host of concepts that Herbert may or may not have made up during a particularly vivid dream, all while you squint suspiciously at the footnotes, wondering if you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where logic is merely a suggestion. Condition: This copy of "Whipping Star" has graced the shelves of more than a few bibliophiles, who, like you, sought to unravel the mysteries of the cosmos through Herbert’s formidable prose. Expect dog-eared pages, a spine that has seen better days, and a certain charm that only comes from decades of loving use. It might not be pristine, but isn’t that part of the allure? You’re not just buying a book; you’re adopting a piece of literary history, complete with its own quirks and imperfections. Perfect for those who appreciate the tactile history of a book that has experienced life in the wilds of readers’ imaginations. So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos of the cosmos and the delightful oddities of human thought, grab your copy of "Whipping Star" today from Crappy Old Books. It promises a reading experience unlike any other—if you can decipher it, that is. Just remember, in the grand tapestry of literature, some threads are a little frayed, and that’s precisely what makes them fascinating. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/974/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/whipping-star.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New English Library 9780450009631 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-964 Hello Darkness by Sandra Brown Welcome to the enigmatic world of "Hello Darkness," a title that could easily double as your next existential crisis or, perhaps, the theme tune for your local goth club. Authored by the ever-intriguing Sandra Brown, this book, released in the glorious year of 2004, brings us a rich tapestry of mystery and suspense, laced with the sort of emotional turmoil that only a late-night melodrama can provide. Why step into the light when you can luxuriate in the shadows, after all? As you crack open this delightful tome, prepare yourself for a journey through the murky underbelly of human emotions, where every whisper seems to echo louder than a rock concert in a library. The cover art, an intriguing blend of dark hues and cryptic imagery, gives you but a glimpse into the labyrinth of intrigue waiting within. Much like the British weather, it promises a stormy experience filled with unexpected twists—ideal for those who appreciate a good plot as much as they do their overpriced lattes. This isn’t just a novel; it’s an odyssey into the depths of the human psyche, where characters grapple with their own shadows and perhaps lose a few marbles along the way. You may find yourself pondering profound questions, such as: "What if the darkness isn’t just outside, but also lurking within?" or, "Is that my sandwich in the fridge, or has it transformed into an existential metaphor?" Regardless, your mind will certainly be spinning faster than you can say ’bargain buy.’ Throughout the pages, you may encounter a cast of characters that feels like a well-mixed cocktail of archetypes: the brooding hero, the enigmatic femme fatale, and the sidekick who seems to exist solely for comic relief. These personas, while delightfully familiar, may also have you questioning whether they are indeed more than mere figments of Brown’s imagination—or if they’re just reflections of your own questionable life choices. There’s something intriguingly ironic about the concept of ‘darkness’ being so compelling. It’s as if Sandra Brown flipped a coin and decided that the flip side of joy is far more interesting. Expect moments that are equal parts thrilling and unsettling, and prepare to be ensnared in a web of suspense that will have you pondering the fragility of human relationships. Just remember, the more you read, the more you may wish to turn on all the lights in your home—in which case, you might want to invest in a solid supply of bulbs. Condition: Used, but not in the same way that your last relationship was ‘used.’ There are a few creases and dog-eared pages, as if the book had a wild night out before arriving on your shelf. The spine may be slightly cracked, but isn’t that just a metaphor for life? A little wear-and-tear only adds character, right? Rest assured, the words within remain as readable as ever, although a smudge or two might make you question the culinary habits of previous owners—was that spaghetti or just a passionate gesture of literary devotion? Expect a gripping, labyrinthine plot that asks more questions than it answers. Encounters with characters who may or may not be inspired by your own troubled history. A perfect read for those moments when you want to enjoy your own introspective gloom. Conversation starters for your next dinner party—just don’t mention the ending. A reminder that darkness is often just a heartbeat away from a light switch. So if you find yourself drawn to the shadows, perhaps it’s time to indulge your curiosity. After all, "Hello Darkness" by Sandra Brown is waiting for you, a second-hand treasure just yearning to be rediscovered. Grab it from Crappy Old Books and let the introspective journey begin—preferably with a cup of tea and your favourite throw blanket, because let’s be honest, who doesn’t enjoy a little cozy melancholy? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/964/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hello-darkness.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-963 Colonel Julian And Other Stories by HE Bates Ah, the illustrious Colonel Julian and his motley array of adventures, all brought to you by the quirkily adept mind of H.E. Bates in this 1955 scintillation. A veritable treasure trove of tales, this collection offers readers a window into the mind of a writer who was undoubtedly sipping tea in a tweed jacket while penning his insights on life, love, and the occasional anthropomorphic vegetable. Yes, there is a chance that some of these stories could feature characters who are not only human but also sport charmingly outdated moustaches. One might ponder the title, Colonel Julian, and speculate whether this character is a celebrated war hero, a retired military man with a penchant for gardening, or perhaps a figment of Bates’s imagination who has taken on a life of his own and now resides in the dusty corners of second-hand bookshops. What is certain, however, is that Bates’s prose dances like a waltzing cucumber at a salad party, inviting readers into a world both familiar and absurd, where the very essence of British eccentricity reigns supreme. Expect to encounter a bewildering assortment of narratives that may or may not include topics such as: the trials of rural life, the tribulations of stiff-upper-lip Britishness, and the occasional existential crisis wrapped in a crumpet. Each story is a delightful treadmill of emotion, pushing the reader forward while cycling through the oddities of human experience with an air of mock seriousness. You might laugh, you might ponder, and you might even find yourself looking at your own garden in a new light, wondering if the hydrangeas are in league with the local wildlife. As you flip through these pages, you may find yourself asking profound questions such as: What does it mean to be a Colonel in a post-war Britain? Is it merely a title to be worn like an old overcoat, or does it signify a deeper connection to tea and biscuits? The answers, dear reader, lie nestled within these stories like a cat in a sunbeam, waiting patiently for you to discover them. And yet, the underlying irony of this book might just be its very existence. Published by Penguin, a name synonymous with literary prowess, this collection is encased in a cover that wears its age like a badge of honour. Used copies may have spine creases that could rival the wrinkles on a well-loved armchair, but these marks tell tales of their own—a history of readers who have embraced Colonel Julian and his eclectic cast before you. It’s as if the book itself has lived a life, each crease a story, each smudge a memory. Condition: Used, but with all the charm of a beloved family pet. There may be the occasional dog-ear, a smattering of forgotten tea stains, and perhaps the distant aroma of nostalgia wafting from the pages. The cover is slightly scuffed, perhaps from a dramatic tussle with a bookend, but fear not; it only adds to its character. This is the kind of book that has seen things, and it wants you to see them too. So, why not add this whimsical collection to your own collection, or perhaps gift it to that friend who thinks they’ve read everything? It stands as a reminder that literature can be both profound and absurd, that the mundane can become extraordinary with just a pinch of quirkiness. After all, in the world of Crappy Old Books, where treasures lurk in every corner, Colonel Julian and Other Stories might just be the perfect addition to your literary escapades. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/963/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/colonel-julian-and-other-stories.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-962 The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner by Alan Sillitoe In a world where the pace of life is set by a ticking clock and the incessant chatter of the masses, one man dares to defy convention with the audacious act of running long distances while simultaneously contemplating the vast, echoing chasm of his existence. Enter Alan Sillitoe’s "The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner," a title that conjures images of solitary figures gallivanting through idyllic countryside, only to discover that perhaps the most isolating thing about running is that it’s often done alone—much like a Tuesday evening spent at home with a cup of tea and a stack of unread bills. This 1960 Pan Books edition, resplendent in its modest cover art, offers a glimpse into a time when life was as unpredictable as a British summer, and the only thing more challenging than a long-distance run was trying to explain to your mother why you’ve chosen to be “alternative.” The book invites you to ponder whether a man who runs long distances does so to escape the mundanity of life or to confront the solitude that follows him like an overenthusiastic dog chasing its own tail. Within the pages, one finds a protagonist who embodies the quintessential British spirit of stubbornness, akin to a bulldog gripping a postman’s leg. As he navigates the complexities of his own psyche, he finds himself caught between the societal expectations of post-war Britain and the unyielding urge to be just a tad rebellious. This is not just about running; it’s a metaphorical marathon of the mind, with each mile becoming an opportunity for existential reflection. Who knows? Perhaps you too will ponder your own life choices while plodding along the tarmac in your trainers. The narrative unfolds like a well-worn running track, complete with the occasional pothole of introspection. It’s filled with musings on freedom, rebellion, and the occasionally bewildering choices people make when they’re trying to figure out what on earth it means to be alive. You might find yourself drawn into the philosophical labyrinth as Sillitoe’s prose takes you on a leisurely jog through the absurdities of modern existence, much like a runner who realizes halfway through that he’s actually lost. In a deft stroke of irony, Sillitoe captures the essence of solitude not as something to be feared but as a companion that often shows up uninvited. Much like that one friend who insists on bringing their own snacks to your movie night, the protagonist learns that loneliness can be both a burden and a strange source of strength. After all, what is a long-distance runner if not a solitary figure with a questionable amount of time on their hands and an unshakeable belief that they can outpace their own thoughts? Condition: Used, with the sort of character only a well-thumbed book can boast. Expect the occasional coffee stain that adds an air of authenticity and the scent of nostalgia that wafts from the pages, reminiscent of lazy afternoons spent in slightly damp bookshops. A few dog-eared corners hint at previous readers who pondered the same existential questions while perhaps also wondering why they forgot to pick up milk on their last trip to the shop. A gripping exploration of the human condition—or an excuse to avoid socializing? Perfect for those who appreciate irony, solitude, and the occasional existential crisis. Ideal for long train journeys or those moments when you need to pretend you’re deep in thought. Comes without an ISBN, much like your uncle’s stories that always seem to lack a proper punchline. Guaranteed to leave you questioning your life choices—just like every time you step on a scale. So, whether you’re a seasoned runner or someone who breaks a sweat merely contemplating a jog, “The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner” begs to be added to your collection of second-hand musings. It’s not just a book; it’s a reflection of life’s absurdity, available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books, because where else can you find such insights into the human experience for the price of a pint? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/962/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-loneliness-of-the-long-distance-runner.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-961 English Through Literature - 4 by John Adcock Picture, if you will, a time when the British Empire still had the gall to boast about its colonies, and literature was a subject solemnly discussed over tea and crumpets. Enter "English Through Literature - 4," a tome so packed with zestful enthusiasm for the English language that one might suspect its author, John Adcock, was fueled by nothing more than a steady diet of Earl Grey and a profound need to impress a particularly discerning parakeet. Published in 1967 by the venerable Rupert Hart-Davis, this book is more than just a collection of words; it’s a veritable odyssey through the twisted lanes of English prose, filled with the sort of erudition that might have caused even Shakespeare to raise an eyebrow and ask, “What’s all this then?” In a world where grammarians roamed the earth like ancient giants and punctuation was a matter of life and death, this book seeks to bridge the yawning chasm between the written word and its often bewildered audience. Adcock, in his infinite wisdom—or perhaps just a touch of mad genius—offers us a guide laden with literary nuggets that would make even the most stolid of schoolteachers nod in approval, albeit with an air of suppressed excitement. This volume is not just for readers; it’s for those who wish to impress their friends with the sort of obscure literary references that leave them wondering if they should be taking notes or rolling their eyes. With each turn of the page, prepare yourself for a mélange of literary exercises designed to transform the reader from a mere mortal into a veritable bard in their own right. But fear not, as Adcock serves up both the high-brow and the low-brow, suggesting that even the humble limerick deserves a place at the literary banquet. Expect to encounter such vital topics as the difference between a simile and a metaphor, or perhaps a philosophical debate over whether “To be or not to be” is an existential crisis or merely a very bad day for Hamlet. Among the many wonders contained within these yellowed pages, you will find joyous excursions into the realms of poetry, prose, and the occasional whimsical doodle reminiscent of a bored student’s notebook margins. This book also boasts an assortment of delightful examples and exercises designed to refine your command of English—if, of course, you can decipher the sometimes-arcane references sprinkled throughout. It’s as if Adcock has taken it upon himself to usher you into a secret society of literary wizards, complete with password and secret handshake, provided you can correctly quote Keats. But wait, there’s more! The prose in this book is as delightfully quirky as a bad British sitcom, peppered with puns and metaphors that, if they were edible, would likely taste of stale biscuits and a hint of regret. One can easily imagine Adcock pacing the room, clad in tweed, fervently scribbling notes while pondering the weighty implications of an Oxford comma. You will find that the book is not merely a guide; it is an invitation to think, to ponder, and perhaps to lightly chuckle at the absurdities of language. In addition, it offers the astute reader an invaluable opportunity to engage with the text in a way that makes you wonder if you should be sitting in a dimly lit library or perhaps lounging in a vintage armchair by the fire, brandishing a pipe and wearing oversized spectacles that magnify every ounce of pretentiousness. Oh, the possibilities! Adcock’s work may just inspire you to dust off that long-forgotten thesaurus and engage in a battle of wits with your own inner critic. Condition: This book has been used, which in the realm of second-hand literature means it bears the charming marks of time—marginalia that could have been penned by a particularly enthusiastic cat, and the faint aroma of someone’s 1960s tea break. The spine is well-loved, and the pages may remind you of a fine cheese platter: slightly crumbly and occasionally surprising. But fear not! Each mark and dog-eared page tells a story, much like the book itself. So, if you yearn to elevate your English skills while simultaneously trying to keep a straight face at its idiosyncrasies, look no further than "English Through Literature - 4." Available for purchase at Crappy Old Books, where we embrace the beautifully imperfect and the whimsically aged. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/961/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/english-through-literature.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Rupert Hart-Davis no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-960 Fillets of Plaice by Gerald Durrell In a world where adventure often comes in the form of a packet of crisps, Gerald Durrell’s "Fillets of Plaice" invites you to abandon any semblance of sanity and dive headfirst into a sea of delightful absurdity. Published in 1979 by Harper Collins, this towering landmark of literary cuisine navigates the murky waters where fish meets farce, and where the only thing more slippery than the plot is, well, the plaice itself. Imagine, if you will, the essence of British summer encapsulated in a book. Sun-drenched beaches, questionable culinary experiments, and a healthy dose of eccentricity all swirl together in a delightful mélange of oddities that only Durrell could conjure. You’ll encounter characters so vividly drawn that one suspects they might leap from the page, perhaps in search of a better meal or possibly a less ridiculous situation. One can’t help but wonder whether the author’s fondness for marine life might be a subtle reflection of the very nature of his characters: charmingly out of their depth. As you thumb through the pages of this squishy tome, you may find yourself pondering essential questions like: What does one do with a surplus of plaice? Is there a secret society of fish connoisseurs lurking among us, who gather in dimly lit rooms to exchange tips on cooking and, dare we say, the art of fishy repartee? And most importantly, how does one avoid the inevitable kitchen disasters that surely accompany any culinary ambition? All these questions, and perhaps none of the answers, await you within. Durrell’s prose dances in a way that some might liken to a fish flopping around on a deck. It’s both amusing and disconcerting, a reminder that life is often more about the journey than the destination—especially if that journey involves a particularly slippery fish. Expect tales of culinary triumph and disaster, underscored by a love of nature that may have you contemplating your next meal with a newfound reverence or perhaps a healthy dose of suspicion. Of course, no culinary exploration would be complete without a cast of characters who are, to put it bluntly, culinary catastrophes of the highest order. From well-meaning but hapless chefs to the outright bizarre, each character adds a splash of chaos and charm that keeps the reader guessing what mishap will unfold next. You might just find yourself rooting for them, even as they flounder in their attempts to master the art of cooking fish—specifically, plaice. As for what to expect in terms of structure, think of it as a delightful buffet of anecdotes, culinary tips that may or may not work (definitely won’t), and Durrell’s characteristic wit that cuts through the overwhelming scent of fishy discourse. You may find yourself wondering if the book is more about the plaice or the people who attempt to serve it. Spoiler: it’s likely the people, as they are infinitely more entertaining than any ordinary fish. Condition: Used, with pages that may have seen the bottom of a frying pan or two; you might even find a fishy fingerprint or a sauce stain lingering as a nostalgic reminder of past culinary adventures. The cover has clearly weathered its own cooking escapades, displaying the charmingly worn aesthetic that only a book well-loved can boast. Consider this your invitation to join the ranks of those who appreciate the quirky imperfections that signify a second-hand treasure. So whether you’re a seasoned chef, an aspiring one, or simply someone who enjoys a good read with a side of laughter (or perhaps a side of chips), "Fillets of Plaice" is a dish best served with a generous helping of irony. Get ready to tip the scales of conventional cookbooks, and discover why this quirky volume is a must-have on your shelf of Crappy Old Books—where every title carries with it a story of its own, much like the dubious adventures of cooking fish. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/960/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fillets-of-plaice.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins Publishers 9780006344643 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-957 Lady Chatterleys Lover by DH Lawrence In the annals of literature, few titles have managed to strut about with quite the audacity of ’Lady Chatterley’s Lover.’ Published in 1961 by the venerable Penguin, this particular edition could easily be mistaken for a manifesto on how to conduct a scandalous affair while wearing a monocle (or perhaps a beret, depending on your mood). D.H. Lawrence, with his penchant for pushing the envelope more than a postman on an all-you-can-eat buffet day, redefined the literary landscape in ways that might make your grandmother clutch her pearls and gasp for air. Now, you may wonder what precisely made this book so controversial that it could elicit a reaction akin to an unexpected fireworks display at a tea party. Was it the frank portrayal of human relationships? The unabashed exploration of desire? Or perhaps it was the sheer audacity of mixing class consciousness with a side of bedroom shenanigans? Whatever the case, you’ll be delighted to know that in this edition, the prose flows as smoothly as a fine claret—though likely with a few questionable stains that give it character. Imagine a world where Lady Chatterley herself, trapped in a loveless marriage to Sir Clifford—a gentleman so charming one might think he was carved out of toffee—decides to take matters into her own hands, or rather, into the hands of the local gamekeeper. Yes, the intrigue is palpable, and the social commentaries are sharper than a pair of well-polished shoes. And let’s not forget the backdrop of post-World War England, where everything was quite literally in a state of reconstruction, including the very essence of romance. In this edition, you’ll find all the hallmarks of Lawrence’s style, which some may argue is the literary equivalent of marmite: you either love it or you detest it with the fervor of a reality TV show contestant snubbed in the final round. Expect sprawling descriptions, existential musings, and enough metaphor about nature to make even the most die-hard environmentalist swoon. It is said that even the trees blush with envy at Lawrence’s writings—a feat which may or may not be supported by hard evidence. Now, let’s discuss the practicalities—if you’re one of those who prefers books that smell like new car leather, then this book might throw you for a loop. The spine is creased like a well-loved map, and the pages have yellowed in a way reminiscent of that one friend who insists on clinging to their high-school yearbook. But fear not! This just adds to its charm, much like a vintage wine that has seen a few too many parties. Featuring the kind of scandalous content that would make a Victorian faint. Perfect for reading in public and raising eyebrows at the local café. Comes with a backstory that’s juicier than a ripe peach. Ideal for sparking debates about love, lust, and social class. Includes beautifully written passages that might just make you ponder life’s mysteries—or doze off. Condition: Used, with some pages that have flirted a bit too close to the fireplace. There’s a certain je ne sais quoi about the wear and tear that speaks volumes of its previous owners—each crease a whisper of scandalous late-night reading, each smudge a reminder of the coffee-fueled discussions it inspired. It’s a book that has lived, breathed, and perhaps even sighed through a few existential crises. So, whether you’re a seasoned D.H. Lawrence aficionado or a curious newcomer keen to explore the murky waters of love and lust, this edition of ’Lady Chatterley’s Lover’ is ready to grace your bookshelf. But remember, with great power—or in this case, great literature—comes great responsibility. Use it wisely, and perhaps, just perhaps, you’ll find that a little scandal can be quite liberating, especially when sold by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/957/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lady-chatterleys-lover-dh-lawrence.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-956 This Time Next Week by Leslie Thomas This Time Next Week (1964) by Leslie Thomas is one of those paperbacks that has truly lived – and has the slightly unhinged binding to prove it. Published by Pan Books in the golden era before ISBNs and book data fetishism, this stubborn little volume proudly lists its ISBN as: none. That’s not an error; that’s a lifestyle choice. This is an analogue book from an analogue world, now turning up in your life via the gloriously honest emporium known as Crappy Old Books. Condition: Used (with exciting structural drama) Let’s get right to the important bit: The entire cover – front, back and spine – has come away from the main text block. Yes, the book is now in two intimate but separate parts: The cover The pages They are, however, still on speaking terms, and can very easily be glued back together by your friendly neighbourhood book repair shop (or that one crafty friend who owns PVA glue and a sense of mission). Think of it as: A small restoration project A bonding exercise (literally) “Flat-pack literature: some assembly required.” Once reunited, it’ll look like the sort of battered-but-brave paperback that has earned the right to sit on any shelf with a faint air of experience and questionable decisions. What you’re actually getting Title: This Time Next Week Author: Leslie Thomas Publisher: Pan Books Year: 1964 ISBN: None (because 1964 did not care about your database) Condition: Used, detached cover, totally repairable, emotionally resilient Inside, you still get Thomas doing what he does best: gently skewering the ordinary, the shabby, the hopeful, and the hopeless. It’s everyday life with its shirt untucked and its hair slightly wrong, convinced that things will almost certainly be better… well… this time next week. Who is this book for? People who think “ISBN: none” is not a red flag but a green light. Readers who don’t panic when a book needs a dab of glue and a bit of sympathy. Anyone who believes a paperback with scars has far more interesting stories than a pristine hardback that’s never left a coffee table. Those who enjoy the idea that their book purchase comes with a tiny side quest. Expect from the physical object: A gloriously detached cover (front, back and spine) waiting to be heroically reattached. Tanned pages with that warm “I survived several decades in various houses” tone. Creases, scuffs and mild indignities that we categorise under the generous heading of “character”. A format that slips easily into bag, pocket, or waiting room, once you’ve introduced it to glue. From Crappy Old Books, with honesty At Crappy Old Books, we don’t pretend this is “mint”, “collector-grade” or “as new”. It’s none of those things. It is: Old Slightly broken Completely readable And oddly charming It’s the paperback equivalent of a 1960s bedsit: a bit worn, a bit wobbly, but still full of stories. In short, This Time Next Week (1964) is a cheerfully battered Leslie Thomas Pan paperback, sold without an ISBN and without an attached cover, but with all its pages and all its personality intact. Add a squirt of glue, a steady hand, and a tolerant book repair person, and by this time next week you could have it back in one piece, looking disreputable and magnificent on your shelf. Buy it for the story; stay for the restoration project. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/956/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/this-time-next-week.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-955 The Penguin Book Of Contemporary Verse by Kenneth Allott Ah, "The Penguin Book of Contemporary Verse," a title that could easily be mistaken for the name of a hipster café featuring artisanal scones and mildly pretentious poetry readings. Published in 1966, this collection by Kenneth Allott purports to capture the essence of contemporary verse, as if verse itself were a fleeting figure slipping through the fingers of time. With a cover that screams ’I was once in a trendy university library,’ this anthology holds within its pages a smorgasbord of poetic musings that likely match the existential crisis of the ’60s with the caffeine-induced ramblings of a nonchalant poet in a beret. As you plunge into the dense foliage of verse—somewhere between a word salad and an existential buffet—you may find yourself questioning not only the meaning of life but also if "contemporary" is an adjective that has passed its sell-by date. Whether you’re looking for the invigorating taste of fresh poetic insights or merely the aged aroma of something that once was, Allott’s curation promises to tickle your literary taste buds while possibly sending them into a nostalgic coma. In this anthology, you can expect to encounter a delightful mix of poets who were contemporary in the 1960s but might now be relegated to obscurity, much like the VHS tapes languishing in your attic. Among the contributors, you’ll find names that evoke a sense of misplaced reverence, as if reciting them aloud will earn you instant credibility at an exclusive literary salon. Each poem beckons you to engage with its black-and-white musings on life, love, and the occasional existential dread, all packaged neatly in the iconic Penguin format that has since been overshadowed by a dizzying array of modern design choices. But let us not forget the true charm of "The Penguin Book of Contemporary Verse." It serves as a time capsule of sorts, preserving not just the ink and paper but the ethos of an era marked by flower power, social upheaval, and the ever-looming specter of Lord Byron’s legacy. If you long to experience the thrill of dodging literary landmines that could detonate your understanding of poetry, you’re in for a treat. Allott’s selections range from the mildly profound to the utterly baffling, offering readers an unparalleled opportunity to nod thoughtfully while inwardly scrambling for the meaning of a single line. This book also doubles as an excellent conversation starter—who doesn’t love casually dropping the name of an obscure poet at a dinner party? Your guests will either be eager to engage in a spirited debate about the nuances of verse or will simply nod along, hoping someone else will change the subject to something less mind-bending, like the weather or the latest season of that reality show everyone seems to be watching. So go ahead, flip through the pages, and prepare to sound impressively well-read while remaining blissfully unaware of what you just consumed. Condition: Used, but in that charmingly battered way that suggests it has been well-loved, or at the very least, well-dusted. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, which only adds to its character, much like the quirky friend who insists on quoting T.S. Eliot at every gathering. The spine might be slightly creased, giving it an air of well-trodden wisdom, reminiscent of a philosopher whose thoughts have been lovingly debated over countless cups of tea. So, whether you’re an unsuspecting beginner hoping to dip your toes into the world of poetry or a seasoned veteran looking to reminisce about days gone by, "The Penguin Book of Contemporary Verse" offers a piquant slice of 1960s literary life. Grab it from Crappy Old Books and immerse yourself in a world where the only certainty is uncertainty—and possibly a misplaced metaphor or two. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a bit of irony with their verse? Ex-school book from Forest Hill School Library. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/955/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-penguin-book-of-contemporary-verse.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-953 Goodbye To All That by Robert Graves In a world where the phrase "Goodbye to All That" seems to echo with a certain existential dread, Robert Graves invites you to reconsider just how good “all that” really was. Published in 1960 by the genteel folks at Penguin, this book is less of a traditional narrative and more of a whimsical, rambling love letter to the chaos of life—an ode to waving a cheeky farewell to the mundanity that so many people cling to as if it were the last biscuit in the jar. Prepare yourself for a curious blend of reflection and sarcasm, as Graves navigates the tumultuous waters of his experiences with the kind of wit that would make even the most stoic British tea drinker crack a smile. This book does not just say goodbye; it throws a grand farewell party, complete with confetti made from the pages of all your over-used self-help manuals, and encourages you to dance on the ruins of your past decisions while sipping something decidedly stronger than chamomile. One might ponder the reasons behind Graves’ choice to part ways with “all that.” Was it the hardships of life? The constant grind of societal expectations? Or perhaps the realization that one can only wear polka dots and houndstooth together for so long before the fabric of reality starts to stretch? Whatever the rationale, this tome captures a certain charm, making it a delightful companion for those who find comfort in the absurdity of existence. Readers will be treated to a cavalcade of whims and whimsies as Graves tosses aside the shackles of conventional storytelling. Expect moments where profound thoughts intertwine with digressions on the weather, the occasional philosophical musing on the nature of grief, and perhaps a stray comment on the merits of marmalade versus jam. It’s as though the author sat down at a typewriter with a cup of tea, a plate of biscuits, and a burning desire to share his unfiltered thoughts on everything from war to the last unreturned library book. But if you’re expecting a neatly packaged narrative, prepare for disappointment. Graves takes you on a winding journey that often meanders into the realm of the bizarre. You may find yourself pondering questions such as, “Is nostalgia merely a fancy name for regret?" or "Why does my cat insist on sitting on my keyboard when I’m trying to write?” And therein lies the beauty; it’s a book that encourages you to rethink your own departures from the ordinary—with all the grace of a penguin in a bowler hat. As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter the kind of reflective musings that may lead to an existential crisis or, at the very least, a thoughtful pause as you contemplate your life choices. With each chapter, Graves seems to beckon you closer, whispering secrets of the universe while simultaneously sipping on Earl Grey and indulging in a biscuit-fueled rant about the absurdity of modern life. Condition: This used copy of "Goodbye to All That" is a literary relic that bears the marks of a life well-read. You may notice a few dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (perhaps from a particularly intense philosophical musing), and a certain rustic charm that only second-hand books possess. It is, in essence, a beautiful representation of the passage of time—a bookmark that may or may not have been used as a makeshift coaster. Every crease and fold tells a story, much like the book itself. So why not embrace the chaos and let Graves lead you on a merry dance through the perils of human experience? It’s an invitation to say goodbye—not just to the things that weigh us down, but to the very notion that life must always follow a predetermined path. For all those seeking a dose of irony served with a side of charming chaos, this book is a splendid choice, available for your perusal at Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You might just discover that saying farewell to “all that” could very well be the beginning of something unexpectedly delightful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/953/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/goodbye-to-all-that.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-952 William Blake by DG Gillham In the shadowy realm of 1970s literary academia, where tweed jackets and pipe smoke mingled like an eccentric cocktail, “William Blake” by DG Gillham emerges as a delightful artifact of scholarly enthusiasm. Published by the esteemed Cambridge University Press, this tome promises to unravel the myriad mysteries of the poet and artist who once whispered to angels and danced with demons. It’s a riveting glimpse into the mind of a man who, one could argue, never quite understood the meaning of ‘moderation.’ Prepare yourself for a journey through the kaleidoscopic visions of Blake, as interpreted through the lens of Gillham’s insightful prose. This book may not answer all the burning questions you have about the enigmatic poet—like why he was so preoccupied with a certain number of imaginary friends—but it will provide a smorgasbord of critical analysis, artistic exploration, and the occasional rambling footnote that might lead you down a rabbit hole of Victorian eccentricity. One might ponder whether Gillham intended for us to feel enlightened or mildly perplexed while leafing through these pages. His writing style oscillates between the profound and the perplexingly pedantic, evoking a nostalgia for the days when academic rigor was perhaps a tad more, shall we say, flamboyant. Expect to wade through lengthy discussions on Blake’s use of symbolism, his bewildering relationship with organized religion, and the curious insistence on critiquing the very society that he was, incidentally, part of. In a world that increasingly values brevity, Gillham seems determined to remind us that verbosity can still be an art form of its own. As you delve deeper into the book, you’ll find yourself at the intersection of analysis and absurdity. Gillham offers an impressive array of insights that might lead you to believe he had a direct line to Blake himself—or at least an acquaintance who once attended a tea party with one of Blake’s distant relatives. With a smattering of poetic excerpts to illustrate his points, you may find that you’re not only gaining knowledge but also questioning your own sanity. After all, who wouldn’t want to engage in a spirited debate with a long-dead artist about the metaphysical implications of their work? Yet, for all its scholarly pretensions, this book does not skimp on the quirks that accompany any earnest examination of a figure like Blake. Expect to encounter a selection of illustrations that may or may not have been chosen to invoke either awe or mild confusion, depending on one’s personal taste in eccentric art. The prints within could be viewed as a visual buffet, where some dishes look suspiciously like abstract interpretations of nightmares while others resemble charming doodles from a particularly imaginative child. Although the 1973 publication date might lead you to question the relevance of Gillham’s insights in today’s fast-paced literary landscape, fear not! The discussions are so perplexingly intricate that they manage to feel both fresh and dated at the same time, much like a well-aged cheddar left too long in the back of the fridge. In a world of TikTok and Twitter, where the art of the long-form analysis is often lost, this book offers a refreshing, if somewhat bewildering, alternative. Condition: Used. This book has been lovingly thumbed through by countless bibliophiles, leaving behind a patina of age that only adds to its charm. Expect the pages to be slightly yellowed, as if they too were pondering the mysteries of existence while basking in the sun. The spine bears the marks of scholarly debates, and some charmingly erratic annotations may provide a glimpse into the thoughts of previous readers—an unintentional testament to the book’s impact. After all, who doesn’t want to share their existential crises with the pages of a second-hand book? If you’re intrigued by the thought of wrestling with Blake’s visions while navigating the labyrinth of Gillham’s interpretations, this book could be just what you need. Whether you’re an avid literary scholar, an art aficionado, or merely someone looking to impress dinner guests with your knowledge of 18th-century poets, “William Blake” offers a peculiar yet satisfying experience. Secure your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the stories of the past—quirks, eccentricities, and all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/952/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/william-blake-school-book.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Cambridge University Press 9780521097352 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-948 Miracle Plays by Anne Malcolmson In an era when the word “miracle” was bandied about more freely than a politician’s promises, Anne Malcolmson’s 1960 offering, *Miracle Plays*, emerges like a time capsule from the dusty corners of a second-hand bookshop. Published by the venerable Constable and Company Ltd—whose name sounds like they might have dabbled in the fine art of policing literature—this tome is less about divine intervention and more an invitation to peek behind the curtain of theatrical absurdity. You might be wondering what sort of “miracles” are at play here. Are they spectacular feats of theatrical prowess, or simply the miracle of getting through an entire chapter without nodding off? One can only speculate. Perhaps the characters perform truly miraculous acts, such as settling their differences through interpretive dance or reciting monologues while balancing on one leg—though that may just be a quirk of the era. After all, 1960 was a time when reality often took a backseat to whimsy, and sanity was frequently left at the door, clutching a cup of lukewarm tea. Malcolmson, whose illustrious career might have included everything from typewriting for the local newspaper to attempting to sell ice to penguins, pens a narrative that promises to ignite the imagination—or at least dust off a few cobwebs. Her characters might be as diverse as the collection of odd socks lurking at the bottom of your laundry basket, each with their own quirky motivations and backstories that are either fascinating or a tad bewildering, depending on how much tea you’ve consumed. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. We mustn’t forget that this book carries with it the weight of second-hand wisdom—wisdom that can only be gleaned from the well-loved pages of a previously cherished tome. The scuff marks, creases, and faint smell of what could be old library glue contribute to a reading experience that is as much about the book itself as it is about the story contained within. You might find little notes in the margins, perhaps from a previous reader contemplating the existential dread of life in the suburbs, or simply wondering if they left the kettle on. The reader is invited to engage in a delightful game of “spot the miracle,” perhaps pondering the miraculous survival of this book through numerous ownership changes, each leaving behind their unique imprint. Will you discover the hidden miracle of understanding the author’s intent? Or will you simply marvel at how such a work has managed to reach you in this very moment, amidst the clutter of modern life? One can only hope that you’re not sitting next to a leaky roof while you ponder these weighty questions. Condition: This book is used, as one might expect from Crappy Old Books. The cover boasts a plethora of scuffs and scratches, which are almost a visual diary of its previous adventures. The spine, a bit creaky and reluctant to open, suggests that it has been cherished by hands both gentle and heavy, likely read aloud on rainy afternoons or during moments of existential crisis. Pages may feature the occasional coffee stain, which could very well serve as a reminder of the reader’s caffeinated explorations through the miraculous realms of theatre. Honestly, it’s the kind of book that wears its journey quite proudly, almost like a badge of honour, or perhaps just a smudge of ink. At the end of the day, *Miracle Plays* is not just a book; it’s a testament to the trials and tribulations of literary survival. Whether you’re looking to enrich your bookshelf with a dash of irony, or simply need a conversation starter for awkward social gatherings, this book will likely deliver. Because in the land of Crappy Old Books, the only thing more miraculous than the plays within is the notion that anyone might actually understand them. So, step forth and embrace the peculiar, the quirky, and the downright bizarre. *Miracle Plays* awaits your company, ready to transport you to a realm where the absurd is everyday and the miraculous is just another Tuesday. After all, what could possibly go wrong? Ex library book from Forest Hill School Library complete with library book ticket and pocket. Taken out once on 10 May 1966. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/948/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/miracle-plays.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Constable and Compant Ltd no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-947 The Group Approach To Drama 3 by DE Adland Once upon a time, in a decade that loved its paisley patterns and questionable hairstyles, DE Adland brought forth a tome to the world that was equal parts instructional manual and the very essence of a group therapy session gone awry. Enter "The Group Approach to Drama 3," a title that tantalizingly suggests there are at least two other editions lurking about, probably gathering dust in the corners of intellectual attics or under the watchful gaze of bemused cats. This is not just a book; it’s a curious artifact from 1965, a time when people believed that slapping "group" in front of any word made it inherently better. Be it groupthink, group hugs, or group therapy, the ’60s was a decade obsessed with the collective, and DE Adland was evidently riding that wave like a reluctant surfer on a very large group board. Get ready to embrace the wild world of drama, where the true stars are not the actors but the bewildered participants and their often-conflicted emotions. As an embodiment of a misunderstood educational philosophy, this book caters to the avant-garde drama enthusiasts who loved to assemble in huddled circles, clad in turtlenecks, discussing the deeper meanings of existential despair through interpretative dance. Think of it as a self-help book but for theatre nerds, where one man’s catharsis becomes another man’s awkward silent stares. You can practically hear the muffled sighs and uncontrollable giggles echoing through the pages. The table of contents—if you are fortunate enough to find a copy with it still intact—might read like a fever dream of offbeat drama activities, including but not limited to: Overanalyzing that one awkward silence Roleplay therapy with a twist (no actual therapy involved) How to interpret Shakespeare as a modern-day psychiatrist Group improvisation: where chaos reigns supreme Fabulous costumes made from last season’s curtains While some may view this book as an eccentric relic of its time, others might find it an amusing reflection of a simpler age—when drama was less about the glitzy stardom of the West End and more about existential crisis in a dimly lit room filled with confused faces. The aims and objectives of this ‘group approach’ could be likened to those of a wobbly tower made from Jenga blocks: precarious, unpredictable, and likely to collapse with the slightest provocation. Condition: Used, yet somehow managing to radiate the fresh scent of nostalgia and the faintest whiff of old coffee. Pages may have yellowed slightly, as if they’ve also been pondering the meaning of life over a cup of mediocre tea. There may be notes in the margins—perhaps insightful, perhaps an unending stream of existential dread written by a previous owner who spent too long in a group drama session. The cover has undoubtedly seen better days but retains an air of dignity, like a retired actor trying to remember their lines. So, if you find yourself yearning for a time when drama was less about blockbuster hits and more about group dynamics, this book will perfectly fit your collection of oddities. It’s an experience waiting to be had, one that may evoke laughter, confusion, or mild irritation—depending on your tolerance for the avant-garde. Search high and low through your dusty shelves, or consider visiting Crappy Old Books to score this quirky piece of theatre history. You might just walk away with a sense of community—or at the very least, a slightly raised eyebrow. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/947/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-group-approach-to-drama-3.jpg 4.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-946 Talking About The Cinema by Jim Kitses In a world where everyone has an opinion on cinema—often loudly expressed over a pint—Jim Kitses dares to take a magnifying glass to the big screen’s many facets with his 1966 tome, "Talking About The Cinema." Published by the British Film Institution, this book promises a delightful romp through the celluloid jungle, where critics and cinema buffs alike can indulge in their favourite pastime: pontificating. With a title that sounds suspiciously like a directive rather than a suggestion, one wonders whether the book itself is chock-full of arguments, rants, and musings that will leave you either nodding in fervent agreement or vehemently shaking your head in disbelief. Set against the backdrop of a swinging sixties Britain, this literary treasure seems to embody the spirit of the age: people discussing everything from the latest Bond film to the merits of art cinema while donning their grooviest attire. If one can imagine the mumbled discussions in smoke-filled rooms, overflowing with half-drunk cups of tea and overcooked biscuits, "Talking About The Cinema" may just be the book that captures that very essence. Who needs action-packed thrillers when you can immerse yourself in a slow-burning exploration of the cinematic experience? But let’s not be fooled into thinking this is merely a collection of opinions. Oh no, dear reader! Kitses has taken it upon himself to dissect the film industry with the precision of a surgical scalpel wielded by a caffeinated critic. His prose dances across the page like a particularly enthusiastic film student trying to make sense of their existential crisis in a darkened room. Be prepared for wordy analysis that ranges from insightful to utterly bewildering, leaving you questioning not just cinema, but possibly your life choices. For those with an insatiable thirst for film theory, this book offers a buffet of tantalisingly eclectic topics, including: The subtle art of deciphering a director’s hidden intentions The paradox of blockbusters vs. independent films The importance of soundtrack choices in creating emotional impact A deep dive into the cinematic language that can make or break a movie An exploration of the misfit actors who became icons by sheer accident As you delicately flip through the brittle pages—each one whispering sweet nothings of nostalgia—prepare to grapple with the peculiar notion that perhaps, just perhaps, everyone’s a critic. If you’ve ever found yourself in a heated debate over the merits of a Technicolor classic versus a gritty black-and-white masterpiece, this book could serve as both a kindred spirit and a clarion call to arms in the ongoing battle of taste. Condition: Used, but not in the way you’d expect from a relic of the past. The pages are yellowed, like they’ve been sipping tea for far too long, and there’s a charmingly haphazard collection of underlined quotes that suggest previous readers were either entranced by Kitses’ wit or trying to convince themselves they understood the metaphors. It may have a slightly musty scent that evokes memories of long-lost cinemas, while the cover, adorned with retro typography, could ignite fond recollections of film posters from an era you might not have actually lived through. In a world overflowing with superficial film critiques, "Talking About The Cinema" stands as a robust homage to the art form, challenging readers to engage—not just with the pages before them, but with the very essence of cinema itself. So grab yourself a copy from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to engage in spirited discussions with friends—or perhaps just your cat, who will undoubtedly have its own strong opinions on the subject. After all, in the cinema of life, who isn’t a critic? Enjoy the ride! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/946/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/talking-about-the-cinema.jpg 7.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books british Film Institution no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-940 Websters New Pocket Dictionary by Edward Teall In a world where every word has been dissected, twisted, and turned into an Instagram hashtag, it’s refreshing to stumble upon Edward Teall’s 1967 masterpiece, "Webster’s New Pocket Dictionary." This isn’t just any dictionary; it’s practically a time capsule—a delightful relic from an era when people didn’t need to Google the meanings of the words they threw around like confetti at a wedding. Imagine a time when “Wi-Fi” was still a figment of someone’s imagination, and “selfie” meant taking a long, hard look in the mirror before heading out. Teall’s dictionary offers a linguistic journey through the flower power and social revolutions of the sixties, when people still wrote letters and dictionaries were tangible objects that didn’t require a software update every fortnight. This pocket-sized volume promises to hold a collection of words, many of which have likely faded from modern vernacular, alongside definitions that might make you smile, or at the very least, scratch your head in bemusement. But don’t let the phrase “New Pocket” fool you; this dictionary is not just a compact object to shove into your satchel. No, dear reader, it’s a portable encyclopedia of sorts, ready to make your conversations both perplexing and enlightening. Armed with this trusty tome, you might just come off as the most erudite person at your next dinner party, or at the very least, the most curious. So why not delight your friends with obscure definitions and obsolete words that have long since been abandoned to the annals of history? Within these pages, you’ll find an array of words that are sure to baffle your peers, such as “abstemious,” “catawampus,” and “flummox.” Use them freely and watch your friends’ faces contort in confusion! Who knew that one pocket-sized book could wield such power? You could become a wordsmith, a linguistic wizard, or simply the person your friends love to roll their eyes at. The possibilities are endless, and at times, utterly ridiculous. Now, let’s not forget the eclectic charm of its condition. This book has surely been through the wringer—it has lived a life filled with forgotten definitions, coffee stains, and maybe even a few doodles in the margins. It carries the scent of nostalgia, baked into its pages by the hands of countless word-lovers before you. Condition: Used. The cover is somewhat faded, but the words within are chock-full of spunk and character, much like a well-loved pair of slippers. The spine has a certain "well-read" quality to it, with creases that tell tales of late-night study sessions and impromptu definitions that emerged during heated debates. You may discover the odd bent corner or even a faint scent of musty paper that beckons you to open the book and take a peek inside. Why should you care about a dusty dictionary from 1967, you ask? Well, consider this: it’s far more than just a collection of definitions. It’s a humorous peek into a bygone era, a chance to impress your friends with your lexicon, or an excellent conversation starter at the local pub. Just imagine the delightful irony of whipping out a book that has been rendered nearly obsolete by the digital age, only to have it spark laughs and perhaps a bit of existential reflection on how far we’ve come—or how little we’ve actually changed. So if you’re in the market for a book that’s not just about words but a cultural experience, then "Webster’s New Pocket Dictionary" is your ticket to the past. It’s like a time-traveling linguistic adventure, and let’s face it, much like Crappy Old Books, it’s quirky, unexpected, and possibly just what you didn’t know you needed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/940/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/websters-new-handy-pocket-dictionary.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Books Inc no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-939 Postscript To Nightmare by Dolores Hitchens In a world where the sun might just be a figment of our collective imagination and the very act of waking up is treated with the same enthusiasm as a dentist appointment, Dolores Hitchens offers us a cheeky peek into the malaise of modern life with her brilliantly bleak tome, "Postscript To Nightmare." Published in the quirky year of 1968, that magical time when disco was only a twinkle in the world’s eye and everyone was existentially questioning their existence, this book is a delightful conundrum of absurdity and dark humor. If you’ve ever felt the need to question the meaning of life while simultaneously sipping tea in your slightly damp living room, this book might just resonate with your sensibilities. With the previous owner’s coffee-stained notes scribbled in the margins—likely pondering the deeper mysteries of existence alongside their thoughts on the merits of Earl Grey—this volume offers an authentic glimpse into the mind of a reader who perhaps took life a tad too seriously. One can only assume they had a penchant for pondering the complexities of human emotions while valiantly trying to figure out how to unstick that chair from the carpet. The title itself, "Postscript To Nightmare," suggests a cheeky retort to the mundane horrors of the everyday, as if Hitchens were nudging us in the ribs and whispering, “Oh, you thought it was just a nightmare? Nope, here’s the sequel!” One can only imagine what ghastly scenarios unfold in this delightfully dark narrative—a gripping exploration of how life is essentially just one poorly written script after another, each more absurd than the last. Hitchens, in her infinite wisdom, laces her prose with a palpable irony, leaving the reader to wonder if the real nightmare was the existential dread all along or simply that time they attempted to assemble IKEA furniture without the instruction manual. As you venture through the pages, expect to encounter a delightful ensemble of characters who are probably more tangled in their thoughts than in their relationships. Each chapter feels like a stroll through a bizarre carnival where the clowns are self-aware philosophers questioning their place in a universe that seems to have run out of popcorn. Be prepared for a literary experience that feels like a trip down a slightly crooked funhouse mirror—everything looks familiar yet disconcertingly off-kilter. With its retrospective lens on the events of yesteryear, this book captures the essence of a time when people thought “man-made” was a compliment, and the most rebellious act was wearing mismatched socks. Hitchens deftly critiques society while simultaneously inviting us to laugh at our own missteps, as if to say, “Why not? We’re all just here for the show.” Condition: Used, with the charming patina only found in books that have lived a life of their own. The cover may be slightly dog-eared, and the pages might carry the faint scent of stale tea—a testament to its journey through time and the curious hands that have held it. A few pages may have creases and the occasional coffee ring, adding character to its heartfelt narrative. Perfect for those who appreciate the art of imperfection in their literary companions. So, if you’re in the mood for a book that offers a postscript to your own nightmares while making you question whether you truly need to wake up in the morning, look no further than “Postscript To Nightmare.” Embrace the irony, indulge in the quirkiness, and remember that at Crappy Old Books, we celebrate the wonderfully weird and whimsically used—just like life itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/939/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/postscript-to-nightmare.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-938 Vein Of Iron by Ellen Glasgow Feast your eyes on Vein of Iron (1946) by Ellen Glasgow (Penguin Books) — ISBN: none — in unapologetically Used condition, sold by Crappy Old Books, where we believe a bit of wear is just the book’s way of proving it has endured, like the characters inside it. First, the title: Vein of Iron. It sounds like a heavy-metal album, a Victorian medical condition, or the sort of compliment you pay someone who’s just calmly rebuilt their life while everyone else is still looking for the instruction manual. In reality it’s something even better: a novel about grit, backbone, and the unglamorous heroism of continuing to exist with purpose while the world does its best to test your patience. This is classic Glasgow: sharp-eyed about people, quietly ferocious about what life asks of them, and completely uninterested in romanticising hardship just to make it “uplifting.” Instead you get strength that looks like… well, work. Decisions. Stubbornness. Dignity. The kind of resilience that doesn’t come with a motivational quote printed on a mug. It’s serious, human, and oddly comforting in a bracing, no-nonsense sort of way — like someone telling you, kindly, to sit up straight and get on with it. Now let’s talk about the 1946 Penguin factor, because that’s not just a date — that’s a whole atmosphere. This is a paperback from the era when books were made to be carried, read, re-read, and probably kept near the hearth while someone had a Very Strong Opinion about the state of the world. No ISBN, because back then a book didn’t need a barcode identity to be legitimate. It just needed words and a reader. Consider it gloriously pre-digital, proudly untrackable, and faintly rebellious. And yes: Condition: Used. In Crappy Old Books language, “Used” means it has history, not heartbreak. Expect the honest signs of a life well-read: a spine that may have a few creases from being opened like a real book instead of a decorative object. Corners possibly softened. Pages perhaps slightly toned with age, like the book has developed its own tasteful sepia filter. It’s not pristine — it’s seasoned. Which, frankly, suits a novel about endurance. A spotless copy would almost feel like it hadn’t earned the right to be this tough. Perfect for readers who like their classics with steel in the spine and no time for nonsense. Perfect for anyone who enjoys fiction that doesn’t wink, doesn’t flinch, and doesn’t pretend life is tidy. And perfect if you appreciate buying from Crappy Old Books, where we sell literature the way it was meant to be: handled, lived with, and slightly scruffed up around the edges. Vein of Iron (1946), Ellen Glasgow (Penguin Books) ISBN: none Condition: Used Sold with stubborn affection by Crappy Old Books — because “vintage” is just “still standing” with better branding. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/938/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vein-of-iron.jpg 7.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-937 Anthropology A Human Science by Margaret Mead Step right up, dear reader, and behold "Anthropology: A Human Science," a tome that dares to peel back the layers of our quirky, baffling existence. Authored by none other than the illustrious Margaret Mead—who, rumor has it, conversed with spirits of generations gone by while sipping herbal tea in her cozy armchair—this enlightening volume promises to whisk you away on a journey through the eccentricities of human behavior. If you’ve ever wondered why people insist on wearing socks with sandals, or why your neighbour speaks to their houseplants as if they were long-lost friends, this book may hold some answers. Or at least some amusing anecdotes. Published in the groovy year of 1964, when bell-bottoms reigned supreme and everyone was too busy dancing to question the meaning of life, this Insight Book is perhaps as much a reflection of the era as it is a study of humanity. With a slight whiff of smoke and mirrors, Mead attempts to untangle the complex web of social interactions that make us who we are—if only she had included a detailed guide on how to avoid awkward small talk at parties, we’d be eternally grateful. Prepare to encounter the joys and absurdities of kinship, culture, and the inexplicable need for everyone to post their lunch on social media. Mead’s anthropological insights, wrapped in a delightful layer of 1960s nostalgia, will leave you pondering the age-old question: What on earth are we all doing here? The answer is likely buried somewhere between the pages, hidden beneath a mountain of outdated references and peculiar observations about our species that are just outlandish enough to make you chuckle. Now, let’s talk about the physical form of this masterwork. The cover, though slightly worn from being lovingly thumbed through by eager hands, retains a certain charm reminiscent of a bygone era. The pages are yellowed, offering the irresistible scent of time itself—like a fine cheese, if you will, but without the potential for food poisoning. This book also features a delightfully unhelpful index; the kind that leaves you asking, “Did I really just spend ten minutes searching for the word ‘culture’ only to find it under ‘c’ for ‘confounding’?” Condition: Used but not in a scary way. It bears the charming scars of its journey through the world—dog-eared pages, hastily scribbled notes in the margins (we can only assume they’re profound thoughts), and a strange coffee ring that seems to suggest someone took their research a bit too literally. Still, this adds character, doesn’t it? Just think of it as an anthropological artifact in itself, a snapshot of a reader grappling with the complexities of life over a cup of something vaguely caffeinated. But wait, there’s more! As you delve into the depths of Mead’s musings, you may find yourself pondering the structural integrity of your own existence, as well as the mysteries of why your cat refuses to acknowledge your existence half the time. This book doesn’t just serve as a portal into the minds of our predecessors; it also acts as a lens through which you can scrutinize your own peculiarities and perhaps come to terms with the fact that you, too, may be a curious specimen in this grand theatre of life. In conclusion, if you’re in the mood for a sociological jaunt that sometimes feels like a stroll through an overgrown garden of ideas—where you might trip over a rogue tomato plant or two—then "Anthropology: A Human Science" is your ticket to an evening well spent. Gather your friends, pop some popcorn, and prepare for a book club meeting that may or may not devolve into a debate about the existential dread of living in a world where humans have the audacity to create a book on humans. And remember, this delightful specimen is available for your reading pleasure at Crappy Old Books, where every purchase comes with the distinct thrill of second-hand adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/937/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anthropology-a-human-science.jpg 7.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books An Insight Book no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-936 The Awakening by Kate Chopin In the illustrious annals of literary faux pas, few titles command the attention of the bewildered reader quite like Kate Chopin’s "The Awakening." First published in the fin de siècle of 1899 and resurrected by Avon in 1982 in a truly audacious act of nostalgia, this book serves as a magnificent time capsule, albeit one that’s slightly rusted and smells suspiciously of mothballs. Within its pages lies a tale that, like an overripe banana, is both intriguing and somewhat off-putting, presenting the late Victorian era’s attitudes toward women in a way that is as dramatic as a peacock in a tuxedo. Imagine, if you will, a world where women are expected to be demure, delicate, and dangerously forgettable—much like a half-eaten slice of wedding cake left on a table for far too long. Our heroine, Edna Pontellier, finds herself trapped in this culinary conundrum of societal expectations. One minute, she’s the quintessential Victorian wife, and the next, she’s off to the beach, embracing her inner mermaid, much to the horror of her lobster-like husband. If that doesn’t scream ’midlife crisis,’ then what does? Chopin constructs her narrative with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, hammering home themes of individuality, sexual freedom, and the existential dread that comes with realizing your life is essentially a poorly curated Pinterest board of what you thought adulting would look like. As we watch Edna dodge the expectations of her peers like an Olympic athlete in a game of dodgeball, one can’t help but wonder if she would have been better off with a good therapist and a subscription to a self-help magazine. While some may view "The Awakening" as an empowering piece of feminist literature, there are those who argue it’s more of a cautionary tale—sort of like “The Little Mermaid” but with more existential angst and less singing crabs. The book challenges traditional notions of femininity, but it does so while wrapped in the kind of 19th-century prose that can feel as heavy as a woolen blanket on a hot summer day. Chopin’s language is a delightful cocktail of poetic imagery and dizzying metaphors that may leave you wondering if perhaps the author had a few too many absinthe-laced cocktails while writing. Expect to encounter phrases that are lyrical enough to make Shakespeare roll his eyes in envy, but also convoluted enough to make you question whether you’ve accidentally opened a Finnish instruction manual for a toaster. Navigating through the text can be akin to wandering through a labyrinth, complete with Minotaurs that are likely just metaphorical manifestations of your own confusion. For those brave souls who venture into the pages of "The Awakening," prepare for a rollercoaster ride of angst, rebellion, and the kind of soul-searching that could make even a philosopher give up and take a nap. The book ultimately raises more questions than it answers, leading many to speculate whether Edna’s journey toward self-discovery is truly liberating or merely a fancy way to navigate through an identity crisis. Condition: This used copy comes with the charm of a thousand lives lived before it. Expect a few creases that whisper stories of hands that once held it with enthusiastic fervor, some yellowing pages as evidence of its sage wisdom, and perhaps a suspicious coffee stain that adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the experience. It sits on your shelf, demanding to be read while simultaneously judging your life choices from afar. A literary relic that will undoubtedly spark conversations, confusion, and perhaps a mild existential crisis. So, why not add "The Awakening" to your collection of literary curiosities? After all, it’s not just a book; it’s an invitation to ponder the meaning of existence—and who doesn’t need a little of that in their life? Available at Crappy Old Books, the go-to destination for literary adventures where the stories are as quirky as the patrons. Grab it while you can—consider it a chance to awaken your own hidden depths, or at the very least, your sense of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/936/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-awakening.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780380002450 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-935 New Enlarged Pocket Anthology Of Robert Frosts Poems by Louis Untermeyer Ah, the “New Enlarged Pocket Anthology of Robert Frost’s Poems” by the illustrious Louis Untermeyer—an item that sounds impressive enough to grace not only your bookshelf but also your existential crises. Published in the vibrant year of 1971, this pocket-sized tome is designed to accompany you on your daily meanderings, whether you’re trudging through a muddy field contemplating the color of your socks or simply seated on a bus, staring at strangers while pondering the intricacies of life, love, and the oddity of having no ISBN. Yes, that’s right—no ISBN. It’s as if this book decided to flout convention and embrace its own anarchic spirit. Who needs registration when poetry can be this rebellious? Untermeyer, a name that demands respect (or at least a casual nod), curates a collection that could make even the most jaded bibliophile feel a twinge of nostalgia for a simpler time—when poetry was read aloud by the fire, and not just recited on social media with hashtags that are far too long. In these pages, you will encounter Frost’s musings on nature, life, and the eternal struggle of choosing the right path in a two-road scenario, which we suspect he might have stolen from his morning commute. As you flip through the pages, you may sense Frost’s spirit guiding you—possibly toward deeper thoughts or just toward the nearest café for a cuppa. The anthology is not merely a collection; it feels more like a philosophical workout. After all, reading Frost is like engaging in a mental gym session: sometimes you’re left breathless, sometimes you’re just bewildered, but you always come out feeling like you’ve accomplished something…unless, of course, you’re just trying to remember where you left your keys. But enough about the lofty aspirations of poetry! Let’s discuss the practicalities (or lack thereof) of this particular edition. The “new enlarged” descriptor suggests that somewhere, someone decided more was merrier. Imagine the surprise of the unsuspecting reader, unprepared for the heft of this little book! It’s as if a pocket-sized anthology decided it wanted to transition to a more ’mature’ phase—right into your backpack, perhaps, or even your oversized handbag that could double as a small car. Rest assured, this anthology is not solely a collection of Frost’s well-known works; it’s an eclectic mix of the obscure and the familiar—perfect for those who enjoy a bit of mystery. Imagine showing off your knowledge of lesser-known Frost poems at a dinner party, only to be met with blank stares and the sound of forks clinking awkwardly against porcelain. Who knew poetry could be this social? As you ponder the weight of this anthology (and your life choices), you may discover it comes with its own set of benefits that rivals the most aggressive gym memberships: Encourage deep philosophical debates among friends. Impress those you wish to woo with your superior taste in classic poetry. Provide a convenient paperweight for that stack of magazines you never read. Serve as a great conversation starter about the quirks of 1970s publishing. Become a vital component in your attempt to start a poetic revolution—one awkward stanza at a time. Condition: Used, of course, as it’s been gently thumbed through by at least a few souls seeking solace in Frost’s earthy wisdom. Expect a lovely patina of age, with the cover bearing the marks of time—perhaps a coffee stain or two that adds character, or maybe just a hint of nostalgia for those who believe that books should tell stories not only through words but through their very wear and tear. If you’re in the market for a philosophical companion that’s equal parts literary treasure and quirky conversation piece, look no further than this splendid anthology. It’s ready to find its next appreciative reader—perhaps you? Visit Crappy Old Books and rescue this pocket-sized bundle of poetic potential today. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/935/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/new-enlarged-pocket-anthology-of-robert-frosts-poems.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Washington Square Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-933 Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe Step right up, literary adventurers and casual browsers alike, to behold "Robinson Crusoe"—a tome that promises to whisk you away to the treacherous shores of isolation, all while nestled comfortably on your bookshelf! In this delightful relic from 1060 (yes, you read that correctly—centuries ago, before the internet and reality TV made loneliness a mere click away), Daniel Defoe introduces us to our protagonist, a chap who seems to have taken ’getting away from it all’ rather too literally. Picture a man so keen on solitude he decides to turn a deserted island into his very own personal retreat—no Wi-Fi, but plenty of coconuts! Perhaps you’ve heard of the classic tale of survival and self-discovery, where our hero learns the ropes of island life, or rather the ropes of making ropes from palm fronds. The book dares to ask the question: what would you do if you were stranded on a desolate island with nothing but your thoughts and the occasional parrot? The answer, it seems, is to engage in endless monologues with a volleyball named Friday, whilst building a rather questionable housing structure. Ah, the joys of DIY without an instruction manual, let alone a builder’s merchant! But let us not be hasty in our judgments. This is not merely a narrative about one man’s epic struggle against the elements—oh no! It’s a veritable buffet of human ingenuity and existential musing. Defoe appears to be moonlighting as a philosopher, pondering the nature of society and the implications of solitude while simultaneously detailing how to roast a crab. It’s the perfect blend of deep introspection and culinary tips that you never knew you needed. As you embark on this journey through the pages, you may find yourself pondering the following delightful questions: What kind of sunscreen did Crusoe use on his fair English skin? Did he ever consider a more social career path, like joining a book club or starting a local knitting group? How many crabs does one have to catch before one becomes a crab expert? Is there a hidden message about the importance of social networks buried beneath the sand? Could his island life be the original inspiration for the concept of ’off-grid living’? Condition: Let’s not beat about the bush; this is a used copy, which means it has seen better days. Expect dog-eared corners, the faint smell of irony, and perhaps a coffee ring that suggests someone once attempted to caffeinate their way through a chapter on solitude. Yet, therein lies its charm! Each scuff and crease tells a story of its own, adding to the rich tapestry of experience that is now yours to enjoy. Just like Crusoe himself, this book has weathered the storms of time and emerged somewhat battered but undeniably characterful. What more could you want? A riveting tale filled with the right amount of absurdity, social commentary, and a dash of maritime mischief. "Robinson Crusoe" is begging to be rediscovered, preferably by someone who appreciates the quirks of second-hand literature as much as they do a good old-fashioned sea shanty. So, whether you’re seeking the next adventure in your reading list or simply want to impress your friends with your knowledge of the classics (while secretly chuckling at the absurdity), this book is your ticket. And remember, it’s all available at Crappy Old Books, where quality is a mere suggestion and charm is in the eye of the beholder! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/933/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/robinson-crusoe-1960.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-932 Rogets Pocket Thesaurus by CO Sylvester Mawson In the annals of literary history, certain tomes are destined to confound, amuse, and perhaps even inspire a mild bout of existential dread. Enter "Roget’s Pocket Thesaurus," penned by the illustrious CO Sylvester Mawson in the year 1966—a year teetering on the brink of cultural revolution but also decidedly fixated on the art of wordsmithing. This particular volume, stamped with the perhaps dubious honour of being published by “Pocket,” stands as a testament to the era’s fascination with all things compact and convenient. After all, who wouldn’t want their vocabulary to fit snugly into their pocket while simultaneously weighing down their conscience with the knowledge of countless synonyms? Now, one might wonder how a thesaurus, that most magnificent of linguistic tools, has found its way into the ever-growing collection of Crappy Old Books. Surely, this little marvel of synonyms and antonyms is just bursting at the seams with eloquence and wit. Alas, as fate would have it, this specific edition has seen better days, much like the groovy fashion choices of its original era. Flicking through its pages may leave one pondering not only the meaning of words but also the meaning of life itself—especially when confronted with such delightful entries as “delightful,” “charming,” and “charming,” again, because repetition is a thing, and we do adore our synonyms. What makes this pocket-sized word bank particularly delightful—beyond the unfortunate yellowing of its pages reminiscent of a long-forgotten cheese sandwich—are the unexpected surprises peppered throughout. You see, in the fine tradition of second-hand books, this volume carries not just the weight of its own wisdom, but also the history of its previous owners. Pages may be adorned with haphazard notes from an overzealous student, perhaps trying to impress a crush with their broad vocabulary, or perhaps a deeply philosophical rant about the futility of life, punctuated by the occasional exclamation mark. The margins tell a story all their own—much like a literary choose-your-own-adventure without the adventure part. Wander through the hallowed hallways of this thesaurus, and you’ll find a cornucopia of wordy wonders. From adjectives that sing to verbs that dance, you might also stumble upon a few delightful oddities that make you question the English language itself. The page on "happy" might surprise you with “ecstatic” and “overjoyed” but also toss in “jubilant,” which feels a bit overzealous for a Tuesday afternoon. One can’t help but wonder if Mawson had a particularly joyous day while compiling these entries, perhaps inspired by the vibrant psychedelia that was sweeping across the globe. Or was it just that the coffee was particularly strong? It’s a mystery! And for those wondering about the practicalities of this archaic dictionary, rest assured that it fits conveniently into any coat pocket, ideal for the aspiring poet on the go, or the casual word nerd looking to impress at the pub. But beware! The moment you whip it out to find a synonym for "arduous," you might just end up with a crowd gathering around you, expecting an impromptu poetry reading. Or worse, you may find your friends rolling their eyes as you delve too deeply into the nuances of “difficult.” Condition: This particular copy is used, suggesting that it has been lovingly thumbed through by countless curious minds, each leaving their own mark—be it through inked annotations or the faint smell of stale tea. The cover bears the scars of time, with a creased spine and dog-eared pages that have turned the vibrant words to a shade more muted. Indeed, it’s the kind of condition that perfectly encapsulates a vintage charm while hinting at the existential musings of its past readers. In conclusion, if you’ve ever found yourself wrestling with the English language, or just need a good laugh at some of the more absurd synonyms one can conjure, "Roget’s Pocket Thesaurus" awaits you. Embrace the quirks and the questionable history of this book, and perhaps even give a nod of appreciation to CO Sylvester Mawson, who likely had no idea that his work would one day grace the shelves of Crappy Old Books, becoming a treasured relic for those who appreciate the wonderfully peculiar side of literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/932/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rogets-pocket-thesaurus-reference.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-931 Man The Peculiar Animal by RJ Harrison Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes on a truly peculiar specimen from the annals of literary history: "Man The Peculiar Animal" by the enigmatic RJ Harrison. Published in 1958 by Pelican, this book, much like its author, seems to waddle awkwardly down the path of human absurdity. With no ISBN to its name, it’s as if this tome has gallantly eluded the clutches of modernity. Perhaps it wishes to be a relic, or maybe it just likes the thrill of being a dusty mystery on your shelf. Now, one must wonder, what exactly makes man such a peculiar animal? Are we talking about existential dread wrapped in a bow of irony? Or perhaps the author takes us on a whimsical journey through the idiosyncrasies of human behaviour, painting a portrait so vivid that you can almost hear it sneeze! RJ Harrison, a name that may ring a bell for those who enjoy pondering the paradoxes of life, composes a feast of philosophical musings and strange anecdotes that will leave you both puzzled and slightly amused. Did you know that the 1950s were a time when people were just starting to question the status quo? While the world was busy donning petticoats and slicking back hair, Harrison was likely tapping away at his typewriter, pondering the many ways humans could be “peculiar.” This book could serve as an anthropological time capsule, capturing the quirks of society just before the counterculture revolution led everyone to embrace tie-dye and spontaneous poetry readings. Expect a delightful cavalcade of thoughts that might make you chuckle, cringe, or perhaps both at once. Harrison’s prose may dart from the profound to the absurd faster than a cheetah on roller skates. He might ponder questions like: Who decided that socks should be worn in pairs? Why do we find joy in watching cats chase laser pointers? And what is it about human beings that leads them to laugh at things that are, quite frankly, not that funny? Prepare yourself for Harrison’s musings that may just make you question the very fabric of your existence—preferably while sipping tea. A collection of essays that could make a philosopher spit out his cup of Earl Grey. Unruly observations about human habits that will have you nodding in bemused agreement. Illustrations that may or may not be better than the text (but we can’t confirm). Quirky anecdotes about life that sound suspiciously like they were plucked from an old pub’s backroom. Deep dives into the nature of man, which may involve some questionable analogies involving squirrels. Condition: Used, but in a way that adds character rather than detracts from it. Expect the pages to be slightly yellowed, as if they’ve absorbed the wisdom of the ages or at least a few Sunday roasts. The cover bears the marks of time—scratches and smudges that whisper tales of previous readers who likely found themselves chuckling into their tea. This book is not just a read; it’s a conversation starter, a companion for those evenings when you have nothing better to do but question your very nature. So, if you find yourself longing for the strange and the peculiar—whether it be in the human condition or simply the state of your own sock drawer—"Man The Peculiar Animal" might just be the delightful oddity to add to your collection. Look no further than Crappy Old Books for this charming relic that will undoubtedly make you smile, ponder, and perhaps even leave you a touch more peculiar than you were before. Grab it before it vanishes into obscurity, like a particularly confusing episode of a 1950s sitcom! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/931/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/man-the-peculiar-animal.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-930 Iron Tiger by Jack Higgins Prepare yourself for an electrifying jaunt into the shadowy world of 1970s espionage with Jack Higgins’ "Iron Tiger," a title that sounds like it should be the name of a particularly overzealous British pub quiz team rather than a gripping thriller. Within these pages, you might just find a cocktail of international intrigue, dubious moral choices, and enough plot twists to give you a mild case of vertigo. If you’re the kind of person who enjoys wearing tweed jackets and cultivating a mysterious air, then this book is practically a sartorial must-have for your reading list. Published by Fawcett when bell-bottoms were still in vogue and disco balls were casting shadows over the nation, "Iron Tiger" promises to take you back to a time when espionage was less about high-tech gadgets and more about the fine art of looking menacing in a well-tailored suit. Jack Higgins, whose name is practically synonymous with ’thriller’ for anyone who remembers the last few decades, spins a tale that could well have been plucked from the depths of a smoke-filled room in a London pub, where the drinks are strong and the secrets are stronger. In this ominous saga, our protagonist—who may or may not be a secret agent, but let’s be honest, he probably is—navigates a labyrinth of shady characters, each more colourful than the last. You’ll encounter villains with dastardly plans that are somehow both convoluted and shockingly simplistic, leading you down a rabbit hole of espionage that feels almost as endless as your last family holiday. No detail is too small, no plot too outlandish. Just when you think you’ve figured it out, Higgins throws you another curveball, leaving you to wonder if you should have paid more attention in your last literature class. If Higgins has one mission in this book—and it’s likely that he does—it’s to keep you guessing. Will the Iron Tiger be a fearsome creature of the night, prowling through the shadows of betrayal? Or will it simply be a metaphor for something else entirely, like the long-lost art of proper tea etiquette? Regardless, you’ll be flipping through the pages faster than one of those clunky 1970s film reels, anticipating the next ’twist’ that will either make you laugh out loud or scratch your head in confusion. As you delve into this literary labyrinth, prepare yourself for the kind of plot descriptions that require a PhD in cryptology. Expect a cast of characters so diverse that they could form a rather eccentric book club, complete with all the tensions, alliances, and awkward silences that would accompany it. From rogue agents to overly enthusiastic informants, the characters in "Iron Tiger" are as memorable as they are questionable. If this book were a dinner party, it would definitely be the one where you wonder how you ended up seated next to that one uncle who insists on telling the same story over and over again. Condition: This copy of "Iron Tiger" is used, which is another way of saying it has seen better days. Its pages may be slightly yellowed, and the cover might have more creases than a well-worn map of the London Underground, but don’t let that deter you. Think of it as a literary time capsule, offering a glimpse into the past—a past that may or may not involve questionable fashion choices and an abundance of moustaches. Perfect for those who appreciate the rustic charm of a second-hand book that carries with it the essence of a thousand late-night readings. So, if you’re ready to indulge in a nostalgic romp through the world of espionage, grab your copy of "Iron Tiger" before it escapes into the mists of time, much like the last decent cup of tea you had. Because in a world rife with e-books and digital distractions, there’s nothing quite like the tactile experience of flipping through the pages of a well-loved paperback. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the books might just be the staff’s sense of humour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/930/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-iron-tiger.jpg 6.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett 9780449137536 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-929 Monster by Sanyika Shakur Welcome to the peculiar world of "Monster" by the enigmatic Sanyika Shakur, an author whose very name evokes an air of mystique, like a cat dressed as a lion at a fancy dress party. This 1994 volume from the illustrious Pan Books promises to take you on a literary journey through the complicated labyrinth of identity, morality, and the occasional existential crisis that one might have after a second cup of tea. But let’s face it, nothing says “read me” quite like a title that boldly proclaims the monstrous aspects of human nature. Imagine, if you will, a tale as dark as the bottom of your grandma’s teapot, where the hero (or perhaps anti-hero) grapples with the nuances of their own monstrosity. Shakur, with his pen poised like a sword, invites readers to contemplate what it means to embrace the beast lurking within. Is he advocating for a furry, friendly monster that cuddles with you on chilly nights, or is he suggesting a more sinister undertone, like the broccoli your mother insisted you eat but you secretly buried in the garden? As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering the following burning questions: What makes a monster monstrous? Is it their choice of footwear, or perhaps their penchant for pineapple on pizza? And how does one reconcile their monstrous inclinations with the demands of society—like showing up to work on a Monday morning without coffee? Shakur seems to ask these questions while winking at the reader, as if to say, “Ah, but what fun would life be without a bit of monstrous mischief?” Readers have likened "Monster" to a complex mix of literary styles, a sort of Frankenstein’s monster of genres—if Frankenstein were less about the bolts and more about sociopolitical commentary. Shakur’s writing dances between prose and poetry, weaving intricate observations on life, love, and the occasional existential dread that creeps in like an unwelcome relative during the holidays. The prose is sharp enough to cut through the fog of mediocrity, yet playful enough to remind you that monsters, while terrifying, can also be rather amusing companions. What else can you expect from this 1994 tome? Well, prepare yourself for a myriad of perspectives that might just leave you questioning your own sanity. It’s like attending a dinner party where everyone has a different view on the best way to prepare a roast, and then someone brings a fruitcake just to stir the pot. Rest assured, this book is not for the faint of heart or those who wish to remain blissfully ignorant of the darker corners of the human experience. And here’s a delightful twist: the book’s cover, worn and battered like your favorite well-loved teddy bear, adds an aura of authenticity. It’s been through the wars of literature and is now ready to embark on yet another adventure—this time with you. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to clutch a piece of history in your hands, look no further. Just don’t blame us if you start hearing whispers about your own inner monster. Condition: This used treasure comes with a few lovely quirks—think of it as character development for books. The edges are slightly dog-eared as though someone was deeply engrossed in a particularly riveting chapter, while the spine displays a few signs of having been opened more than just a handful of times. It may have some smudges, possibly from an impassioned discussion over coffee, or perhaps from a snack that went awry. But fret not! These imperfections only add to its charm, making it a true conversation starter at your next book club meeting. So, if you fancy a whimsical yet thought-provoking exploration of the human psyche and don’t mind a few friendly monsters along the way, "Monster" by Sanyika Shakur is waiting patiently for you. It sits happily in the shelves of Crappy Old Books, ready to share its stories, whether you wish to embrace your inner monster or simply ponder life’s absurdities with a smirk on your face. Grab it, give it a home, and embark on a journey you never knew you needed—just remember to keep your tea at the ready. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/929/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/monster-the-autobiography-of-an-la-gang-member.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330331739 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-927 True crime diary by James Bland In the shadowy world of 1987, where mullets flourished and neon ruled the fashion scene, one author dared to ask the tough questions: What if true crime was just a diary entry waiting to happen? Enter James Bland’s audaciously titled "True Crime Diary," a volume that attempts to marry the gritty allure of criminal mischief with the mundane minutia of daily life. Imagine a world where your average Tuesday is punctuated by unsolved mysteries and your daily latte is taken with a side of malevolence. Delightfully confusing, this book might just be the literary equivalent of a VHS tape found in a thrift shop—full of promise, a touch of nostalgia, and possibly something distinctly unsettling. Bland’s prose is like a curious cocktail of caffeine and chaos, leaving readers unsure whether to laugh, gasp, or simply scratch their heads in bewilderment. Are we privy to the mind of a criminal mastermind? A clueless bystander? Or perhaps a misguided amateur detective desperately seeking their moment of glory? As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter a cavalcade of bizarre scenarios that range from the absurdly mundane to the chillingly macabre. Each entry beckons you to ponder: Is this a glimpse into the soul of criminality, or merely an eccentric’s grocery list gone horribly awry? This diary, as it were, is not just a simple recounting of criminal escapades but rather a tapestry woven with the threads of absurdity and dark humour. From bizarre footnotes about the dinner party etiquette of local felons to philosophical musings on the ethical implications of jaywalking, Bland stretches the boundaries of what a "true crime" narrative can be. Why not ponder the motivations of a serial shoplifter while simultaneously weighing the pros and cons of binge-watching an entire season of a police procedural? The genius—or madness—of it all lurks just beneath the surface, like a cat hiding in a cardboard box. As you delve deeper into the pages of this peculiar diary, expect to encounter a series of sardonic observations and reflections on justice that might leave you questioning your own moral compass. You may find yourself wondering if Bland is actually a time traveler from a more innocent age, or merely a keenly observant chap who relishes the darker undercurrents of human nature. Perhaps, in some chaotic universe, this book could serve as a manual for aspiring armchair detectives or simply as a guide for navigating the social landscape of questionable dinner guests. Condition: Used. This volume has clearly seen its fair share of late-night reading sessions, coffee spills, and fervent discussions about the nature of evil over a couple of pints. The spine is well-loved, with creases that tell tales of nights spent ruminating over the absurdity of life. You might find scribblings in the margins that evoke the peculiar thoughts of a previous owner—an insightful fellow, perhaps, or just someone who found the idea of true crime too compelling to resist. However, fret not; the pages remain intact, eager to welcome new readers into this wonderfully twisted world. As you navigate the oddities of "True Crime Diary," you may find yourself questioning your own daily routines. Should you be documenting the mysterious disappearance of your last slice of pizza? Are your overly critical thoughts about the neighbour’s garden worth writing down? As you ponder these existential dilemmas, you’ll find that Bland’s work is not merely a reflection on crime but a mirror held up to the absurdity of everyday life. So, if you’re in the market for a book that defies categorization, challenges your understanding of crime, and gently mocks the very act of diary-keeping, then look no further. This quirky little tome could very well be the perfect addition to your bookshelf, or perhaps just a delightful distraction from the mundanity of reality. Grab a copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the motto is, "If it’s second-hand, it must have stories to tell!" https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/927/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/true-crime-diary.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Futura 9780708832646 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-926 The Confessions Of Henry Lee Lucas by Mike Cox In a world where truth often dances the tango with deception, *The Confessions of Henry Lee Lucas* emerges as a veritable Shakespearean tragedy of real-life criminality, well, if Shakespeare had access to a typewriter and a penchant for unsolved mysteries. Written by Mike Cox, this 1992 tome serves as a curious exploration into the mind of a man who may or may not have committed more murders than a particularly overzealous slasher film director. With a title that offers more confessions than a particularly chatty confessor in a medieval village, it’s sure to tickle your morbid curiosity. As you leaf through the pages of this literary oddity, you might find yourself questioning the reliability of memory, the allure of sensationalism, and the inherent absurdity of the human condition. Perhaps you’ll wonder if Henry Lee Lucas was an unrepentant monster, a misunderstood antihero, or just a rather unfortunate fellow caught in a web of his own fabrications. The book meanders through the murky waters of truth and fiction, much like a drunken sailor at a pub, spilling secrets amidst a sea of pint mugs and dubious claims. Published by Warner Bros—because why not?—this book is distinctively part of a lineage that attempts to slap a pair of handcuffs on the wild imaginings of a man who may or may not have had a hand in the grim tapestry of America’s unsolved crimes. How did Lucas manage to confess to hundreds of homicides? One might surmise that he was simply trying to win the world record for the most dramatic embellishment in history. After all, who doesn’t want to be the star of their own morbid reality show? In this gripping exposé, you will encounter a range of characters: police officers scratching their heads, journalists chasing sensational stories, and perhaps even a few amateur detectives armed with little more than a magnifying glass and a penchant for conspiracy theories. Each chapter stands as a testament to the astonishing versatility of human imagination, and the strange allure of notoriety. You may even ask yourself if you, too, could fabricate a personality that captures the imagination of a nation craving scandal. The book’s prose is both chilling and, at times, oddly humorous. It’s as if Mike Cox decided that the best way to tackle the darkest corners of humanity was to sprinkle in a dose of irony, akin to adding salt to a wound for an extra kick. It’s a dance between the absurd and the terrifying, a reminder that reality often surpasses fiction, especially when it comes to the bizarre antics of those who inhabit the fringes of society. As you contemplate the confessions of a man whose life reads like a poorly scripted thriller, consider the broader implications of a narrative that straddles the line between truth and myth. Are we, as readers, merely voyeurs into a life riddled with chaos, or do we hold a mirror up to ourselves, reflecting our own obsessions with violence and notoriety? You may find yourself pondering these questions long after you’ve closed the book, or perhaps you’ll simply toss it aside and reach for something sunnier—like a guide to horticulture. Condition: To call this copy used is an understatement. It bears the marks of previous readers who may have been equally captivated and horrified, with dog-eared pages and the scent of aged paper mingling with a whiff of existential dread. There are some underlined phrases—perhaps they felt particularly poignant or just wanted to annotate the absurdity. It is a book that has lived, much like its subject, and carries with it a history of contemplation and confusion. So if you’re ready to add a dash of the morbidly fascinating to your bookshelf, then allow Crappy Old Books to be your purveyor of this delightful curiosity. Because why not have the confessions of a potential serial killer lounging next to your collection of self-help novels? It’s all part of life’s rich tapestry, after all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/926/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-confessions-of-henry-lee-lucus.jpg 4.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Bros 9780747411826 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-923 The Milwaukee Murders - Nightmare in Apartment 213 by Don Davis In the illustrious year of 1992, when the world was still wrestling with the concept of grunge and the sheer absurdity of neon windbreakers, Don Davis decided to paint a rather grim portrait of urban life in his unforgettably chilling tome, "The Milwaukee Murders: Nightmare in Apartment 213." Set against the backdrop of the city known for its cheese and beer, this book invites readers into a world where a simple apartment becomes a stage for a theatre of the macabre, where the only thing darker than the plot twists is the coffee served in the local diner. What’s in a name, one might ask? Well, in this case, everything. “Nightmare” is the operative word, as you’ll soon discover that Apartment 213 is not just a number on a door, but a portal into the depths of human depravity. Our protagonist—presumably a person who thought moving to Milwaukee would afford them a peaceful existence—finds themselves in a whirlwind of murders that make the local gossip more riveting than a soap opera. Because who doesn’t love a good dose of betrayal and existential dread served with a side of cheese curds? As you flip through the pages of this not-so-great literary adventure, you might ponder what possessed Davis to mix the banalities of everyday life with the sinister undertones of homicide. A compelling question, indeed! Was it the allure of spicing up a dull urban existence? Perhaps he was merely trying to make a statement about the dark secrets lurking behind the veneer of suburbia? Or maybe he just really, really liked the word “murders.” Whatever the reason, the result is an entertaining mishmash that will leave readers both puzzled and mildly amused. The characters are as vibrant as a pair of trousers from a 90s thrift shop, each as quirky as they are memorable. Whether it’s the overly enthusiastic landlord who insists on giving unsolicited tours of the crime scene, or the conspiracy theorist who believes the murders are tied to a secret cheese cartel, there’s no shortage of oddballs that populate this narrative. The dialogue is peppered with the kind of wit that may just leave you questioning your own sanity, especially if you find yourself laughing at the wrong moments. And let’s not forget the splashes of local colour that Davis injects into the narrative—think of the block parties gone awry, pots of chili simmering with questionable spice levels, and the scent of brewing coffee mingling with the smell of fear. All of this creates an atmosphere that is eerily reminiscent of a small-town mystery, yet somehow feels like a cautionary tale about what happens when you ignore the “No Trespassing” signs on your neighbours’ doors. Condition: Used, which may vary from “barely read” to “I’m not quite sure how this ended up in my collection.” Expect some wear and tear, possibly accompanied by the delightful aroma of nostalgia and the faint scent of mildew, like the musty corners of an old theatre where only the bravest dare tread. Marginalia may include hastily scrawled notes from previous readers wondering if they were also caught in this twisted apartment complex of intrigue. So, whether you’re a lover of the macabre, a collector of all things peculiar, or just someone in search of that perfect book to use as a conversation starter at your next dinner party, "The Milwaukee Murders: Nightmare in Apartment 213" is sure to fit the bill. Who needs a cozy mystery when you can delve into a narrative that’s as chaotic as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs? This book is not merely a read; it’s an experience, one that might leave you questioning your life choices and the very nature of human interaction. Don’t be shy—grab your copy of this second-hand wonder from Crappy Old Books, where they curate a collection that’s as eccentric as the titles they carry. You never know; you might just find yourself pondering the darker side of the human experience while sipping your next cup of coffee. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/923/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-milwaukee-murders.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Virgin Books 9780863696350 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-919 To Turn The Tide by John F Kennedy Ah, 1962, a year when rock ’n’ roll was king, bell-bottom trousers made their first awkward appearances, and someone thought it would be a splendid idea to publish a book by John F. Kennedy, a man famously known for his knack for public speaking and a penchant for being stuck in history books. "To Turn The Tide" is not just a literary title; it’s a hopeful rallying cry for those attempting to change the course of their lives, or perhaps just a wider metaphor for trying to prevent the proverbial ship from capsizing whilst grappling with a clipboard of political dilemmas. Let’s be honest, it’s the literary equivalent of attempting to herd cats whilst juggling chainsaws. In this obscure treasure from the Popular Library, readers can expect a delightful mix of Kennedy’s sharp insights and the undeniable charm of a bygone era. The book serves as a time capsule, encapsulating the era’s aspirations and anxieties. Think of it as a vintage bottle of cola—slightly fizzy, a bit sticky, and perhaps a tad past its prime, but oh, how it takes you back! You might find yourself questioning if turning the tide is about more than just politics; perhaps it’s also about turning your own, rather unremarkable, Tuesday into something resembling a frenzy of excitement. Written during a time when the world was teetering on the brink of significant change, this book embodies the spirit of an age that was both thrilling and terrifying. It’s a perfect read for anyone who finds themselves ensconced in the comforting embrace of nostalgia, possibly while wearing socks with sandals—a bold fashion choice that embodies the spirit of risk-taking. Kennedy’s thoughts may occasionally float like a ship without a rudder, but isn’t that just the essence of human existence? Or, at least, of reading a book where the author’s name suggests he might have dabbled in a bit of naval warfare or two? If you enjoy pondering the weighty matters of existence while simultaneously trying to avoid eye contact with your cat, this book may just be the thing for you. Between the pages, you might discover the following possible benefits: Unraveling the mysteries of political intrigue, possibly while sipping tea. Gaining insights into why “turn the tide” is a phrase as overused as “at the end of the day.” Understanding why some authors are more famous for their charisma than their written word. Finding out if JFK really had a knack for literary wit or if he just liked to keep people guessing. Experiencing the thrill of reading a second-hand book with a life story of its own. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days, much like a weathered jacket that has been through one too many office parties. Expect some creases, a touch of yellowing, and perhaps the odd coffee stain that whispers tales of a long-lost reader who may or may not have been a chain smoker. Not to worry; each imperfection adds character, much like a quirky uncle who never quite gets the hang of social conventions. In a world increasingly filled with instant gratification and digital overload, taking the time to immerse yourself in the musings of a former president is a brave decision. So why not pick up "To Turn The Tide"? It may not change your course in life, but it will certainly give you something to ponder as you stare wistfully out the window, wondering how on earth you ended up with this book in your collection. After all, nothing says ‘I appreciate literature’ quite like a slightly battered copy acquired from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/919/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-turn-the-tide-2012-01.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Popular Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-917 Combat - Vol 3 by Harold Coyle (Contributor), Ralph Peters (Contributor), James H. Cobb (Contributor), R. J. Pineiro (Contributor), Stephen Coonts (Ed In the realm of military literature, one might be forgiven for assuming that “Combat, Vol. 3” is merely a dusty tome best suited for the coffee tables of armchair generals or the precarious stacks of fervent history enthusiasts. In reality, this splendidly raucous anthology is your all-access pass to the trenches of imagination, where Harold Coyle, Ralph Peters, James H. Cobb, and R. J. Pineiro throw caution to the wind and pick up a pen instead. Here, battles are fought not only in the field but also within the pages, where words become the artillery shells of storytelling. Think of it as a literary battlefield where the pen truly is mightier than the sword—although you might want to keep the sword handy for dramatic flair. Published in 2002 by Forge Books, this third volume in the “Combat” series is not just a collection of war stories; it’s an invitation to contemplate the absurdity of human conflict through the eyes of several contributors—each bringing their own unique flair. You might wonder why an anthology requires multiple voices. Is it to ensure more ways to gloriously misinterpret the chaos of war? Or perhaps it’s an elaborate ploy to prevent any one writer from being blamed for a particularly egregious historical faux pas? Regardless, this book has you covered with its multifaceted narratives that could, if nothing else, spark debates over dinner about whether it’s more acceptable to dodge the draft or the next unwelcome family reunion. Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: the cover. With its bold title and a design that shouts “I mean business,” it’s the sort of book that can confidently sit next to your collection of war memorabilia. It’s the perfect conversation starter when your guests are inevitably bored with the usual chit-chat about the weather or last Sunday’s football match. Just place it strategically on your bookshelf and watch as people raise their eyebrows, feign intellectual curiosity, and try to guess the plot. Spoiler alert: there is none—this anthology refuses to adhere to the conventions of linear storytelling, much like a cat refusing to walk in a straight line. Readers can expect a hodgepodge of narratives that ride the wave of military prowess, camaraderie, and the inevitable absurdity of life on the front lines. You might encounter tales steeped in realism, only to be jolted awake by diabolically humorous anecdotes that remind you how fragile our sanity can be in the face of warfare. It’s a peculiar juxtaposition where gallantry meets banter, creating a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash that leaves readers both enlightened and slightly confused. Just like a poorly executed military strategy, you may find yourself asking, “What just happened?” And yet, the true charm of “Combat, Vol. 3” lies in its ability to defy expectations. This anthology is less about glorifying war and more about wrestling with the philosophical questions that arise when humans choose to engage in such madness. Each story serves as a reminder that behind every soldier’s bravado, there lurks a foible or two—sometimes three. Perhaps the contributors sought to show us that even amidst the chaos of combat, laughter can be found lurking in the trenches, waiting for the right moment to strike. Condition: Used, but in better shape than most of the generals who would have read it. The spine may be slightly creased, and there might be a few dog-eared pages—an indication that someone took this literary excursion seriously enough to read it in the bath. Fear not, for it’s just enough wear to lend credibility, like a battle-scarred veteran sharing war stories in a pub. If you’re in the market for a book that has absorbed the essence of curiosity and perhaps a splash of bubble bath, look no further. So, if you’re feeling adventurous or simply wish to impress guests with your collection of “serious” literature, “Combat, Vol. 3” is the perfect antidote to the mundane. Grab your copy today, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the riches of second-hand literary treasures await, often with a side of delightful irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/917/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/combat-2012-01.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Forge Books 9780812576177 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-911 The Snare Of The Hunter by Helen MacInnes In a universe where only the most adventurous of espionage novels dare tread, "The Snare Of The Hunter" by Helen MacInnes emerges like a crumpled invitation to an incredibly awkward dinner party attended by spies, double agents, and that one guy who always brings a fruitcake but never eats it. Published in 1974 by Fawcett Crest, this book is less an invitation and more of a cryptic warning: expect the unexpected, or at the very least, expect something unexpected to happen. Or perhaps that’s just the smell of old paper. Imagine a world where secret agents are so adept at disguises that they could probably slip into a local bakery unnoticed, but somehow fail to recognize their own spouse at the supermarket. Helen MacInnes crafts a narrative that promises intrigue and peril, albeit with a side of bemusement that will have you questioning your own decision to pick this book up in the first place. Was it the cover art that caught your eye? The promise of danger? Or was it merely the price tag that said "used"? Regardless, this tome is a treasure trove of potentially misplaced intentions. With a title like "The Snare Of The Hunter," one might expect a riveting tale of predatory pursuits and razor-sharp wit. However, the reality is more akin to a cat chasing a laser pointer: lots of enthusiasm but rarely achieving anything of substance. Readers are whisked away to a realm where every character has a shifty air about them, and the plot twists are akin to a badly constructed funfair ride—slightly dizzying and possibly unsafe. You’ll find yourself questioning who’s hunting whom and why you’ve committed to reading yet another convoluted plot that has more layers than an onion. In this literary adventure, you can expect to encounter a plethora of intriguing elements such as: Characters that change allegiances more often than a teenager changes their Wi-Fi password. Conversations so laden with subtext that you’ll need a degree in decoding to understand them. Settings that alternate between unremarkable and completely forgettable—much like your last trip to the dentist. A narrative pace that fluctuates between exhilarating and the leisurely crawl of a snail on a lazy Sunday. Intricate plots that may or may not include a rogue pastry chef; we can only hope! Condition: Used. This book has been previously loved, perhaps adored, or possibly just ignored until it ended up in the dusty corners of a charity shop where it was eventually adopted by you. Expect some dog-eared pages, the faint scent of mystery (or must), and a few quirky annotations from former readers who may have had their own theories about the plot. You might discover an unexpected cocktail of thoughts scratched in the margins that could inspire more confusion than clarity. Isn’t that delightful? “The Snare Of The Hunter” is not just a book; it’s an experience—an experience that may leave you questioning your taste in literature while simultaneously praising your decision to embrace second-hand chaos. Should you choose to embark on this literary escapade, be prepared for a whirlwind of emotions ranging from utter confusion to shameless giggles—often at the same time. Just remember, if you find yourself lost among the pages, you can always turn to Crappy Old Books for a chat about how life’s mysteries are often more entertaining than the books we read. So grab a cup of tea, settle into your favorite reading nook, and prepare for a dynamic journey that may not lead you anywhere, but will certainly entertain you in the most unexpected ways. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/911/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-snare-of-the-hunter.jpg 6.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Crest 9780449204610 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-910 Close Encounters Of The Third Kind by Steven Spielberg Ah, “Close Encounters Of The Third Kind,” a title that invokes laughter, tears, and perhaps just a smidge of existential dread. Published in the golden year of 1977 by the illustrious Dell, this book is a veritable time capsule of an era when bell-bottoms ruled the runway and space was still a frontier of intrigue rather than an endless Twitter debate. Imagine a time when the most controversial encounter you could have was with a neighbor’s prize-winning geranium, and not the daily barrage of peculiar comments from a certain social media platform. Steven Spielberg, the mastermind behind the camera, takes a somewhat different approach to storytelling in this literary adaptation. Rather than merely presenting a whimsical tale of extraterrestrial shenanigans, he invites readers on an odyssey that almost feels like a philosophical discourse disguised as a sci-fi romp. You might find yourself pondering the deeper questions of the universe, such as: “Why is my cat staring at the ceiling?” and “How did the last slice of pizza vanish?” As you flip through these pages, you may encounter curious characters who seem to have emerged from the pages of a slightly off-kilter sitcom. They grapple with otherworldly phenomena that might just be an elaborate ruse to distract from their mundane lives. It raises the question: are we merely puppets on strings of cosmic coincidence, or is there a bigger plan afoot? Spoiler alert: the answer may involve a glowing light and a series of very questionable dance moves. Readers may find themselves enthralled by the book’s unusual take on the concept of “close encounters.” Instead of an awkward first date that ends with one person ghosting the other, you’re treated to a cosmic rendezvous that has its own set of elaborate protocols, possibly involving interpretive dance and potato salad. This is not your average afternoon tea conversation; it’s a cerebral tête-à-tête with the unknown, sprinkled with just the right amount of absurdity. The book scratches that deep-seated itch that yearns for something beyond the mundane, yet doesn’t quite know how to ask for it politely. Now, let us not forget that this copy is, indeed, used—a badge of honor for those brave enough to embrace the second-hand experience. It carries with it the scent of mystery and perhaps the faint aroma of yesterday’s coffee, which, let’s face it, adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the reading experience. One can imagine all the hands that have flipped through these pages, each adding a layer of intrigue to the text. What were they thinking? What existential crises were sparked over the chapters? The mind boggles. Condition: This book is not just “used”; it has lived a life. The spine exhibits a certain flexibility that can only come from years of being read in cozy nooks and crannies, while the cover has a few battle scars—an ink smudge here, a dog-eared page there—to tell the tale of its many adventures. Each crease and stain serves as a testament to its journey through the cosmos of countless book shelves, lending it a charm that pristine copies can only dream of. Consider this a conversation starter; a topic of intrigue at your next dinner party, where you can regale your guests with stories of intergalactic diplomacy and the nuances of patterned wallpaper. In case you were wondering, the book doesn’t actually include an instruction manual for meeting extraterrestrials nor does it come with a complimentary alien guidebook—though that would certainly have upped its resale value. Instead, it offers a whimsical exploration into the nature of human existence, a sprinkle of nostalgia, and perhaps a reminder that the universe, in all its vastness, is filled with the most peculiar encounters. It’s the sort of book that could easily inspire a night of deep philosophical discussions, awkward silences, or even an impromptu game of charades. So why not indulge in the quirky charm of this second-hand marvel? After all, it’s from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beautifully flawed, the enchantingly eccentric, and the utterly surreal aspects of literature. Embrace the journey, and who knows—you may just find a new perspective on the cosmos, or at the very least, an excellent talking point for your next gathering. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/910/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-1.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell 9780440114338 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-909 The Federalist Papers by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison and John Jay In a world teetering on the edge of political chaos and bureaucratic ennui, where the only thing more convoluted than a tax form is the average citizen’s understanding of their rights, comes a tome so essential that it has somehow managed to squeeze its way into the hearts of history buffs and insomniacs alike. Enter *The Federalist Papers,* a compendium of essays penned by the esteemed trio of Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay—three gentlemen who, together, crafted what can only be described as the ultimate guide to the intricacies of American governance, served with a delightful side of historical footnotes. Published in 1961 by Mentor, this particular edition may lack an ISBN, but rest assured, it makes up for this absence in sheer audacity. Imagine, if you will, a dusty old book filled with the riveting debates of a fledgling nation, swirling with concepts and philosophies that often sound as relevant today as the price of tea in China. Not to mention, it comes with the delightful patina of ‘used,’ meaning it has surely been perused by countless other souls, each likely wondering why they didn’t just stick to watching paint dry. As you leaf through its yellowed pages, you’ll encounter arguments that lay the foundation for a government that many still try to decipher today. Each essay is like a political puzzle, begging to be solved while simultaneously reminding you that the only thing more confusing than the Constitution itself is the number of times you can refer to it in casual conversation without losing your audience. It’s a remarkable achievement—one that truly showcases the remarkable ability of human beings to overcomplicate even the most straightforward of ideas. But fear not, dear reader! For within these pages, you’ll find myriad nuggets of wisdom that could make even the most jaded historian raise an eyebrow. And if that doesn’t pique your interest, perhaps you’ll find solace in the fact that it doubles as an excellent doorstop, a conversation starter at dull parties, or even a makeshift weight for your burgeoning collection of unfulfilled workout equipment. In case you’re wondering what you might glean from this literary experience, here’s a quick list of potential benefits: Gain the ability to quote obscure political theories at dinner parties and watch as your friends slowly back away. Understand why ‘faction’ is not just a term used for groups of teenagers plotting against one another in high school. Enhance your vocabulary with terms like ‘anglophobia’ and ‘supremacy,’ which might come in handy during heated family debates. Discover the fine line between liberty and anarchy, a concept that is only slightly easier to grasp than the latest trends in social media. Use it as a conversation piece to impress your friends—just be prepared for them to nod along while secretly Googling what you’re talking about. Condition: Used, yet surprisingly intact, with a few dog-eared corners and the faint scent of something that can only be described as ‘old library mixed with lost hopes and dreams.’ The cover might have its fair share of scuffs, but fear not, as the ideas contained within have withstood the test of time, much like your uncle’s questionable fashion choices from the 1980s. Ultimately, *The Federalist Papers* serves as a reminder of a time when political discourse was not just a sport for the elite but a pastime for all. Whether you pick it up for a serious study of governance or simply to marvel at the sheer audacity of men who dared to define a nation, this book’s adventurous spirit is sure to transport you back to a more idealistic age—preferably while you’re comfortably nestled on your couch, avoiding the complexities of modern life. So, if you find your political ideals in need of some seasoning, or if you’re just looking to fill that gaping void in your literary collection, don’t hesitate to grab this marvelous piece of history, as sold by Crappy Old Books. After all, what could be more deliciously ironic than contemplating democracy while cradling a second-hand book that has traveled through the ages? Happy reading, or at the very least, happy attempting to read! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/909/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-federalist-papers.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mentor no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-908 Mutiny On The Bounty by Charles Nordhoff and James Norman Hall In a world where your typical day might involve finding lost socks or accidentally stepping on a cat’s tail, one might not expect to stumble upon a tome about maritime mutiny and rebellion. Yet here you are, holding "Mutiny On The Bounty," a spirited escapade penned by the illustrious duo Charles Nordhoff and James Norman Hall, who somehow managed to marry the high seas with the concept of insurrection in a way that even your Aunt Petunia would find riveting—before she fell asleep in her armchair, of course. This particular edition of the book, brought to you by Pocket Books in 1964, is as well-traveled as the HMS Bounty itself. With a cover that has seen better days—let’s just say it’s not winning any beauty contests, but it has character—you can expect your reading experience to be punctuated by an occasional whiff of nostalgia and the remnants of someone’s long-forgotten coffee. Who knows what tales this book could tell if only it could talk? Perhaps it would reveal its secrets of survival through countless readings and coffee stains; perhaps it would just grumble about being shoved in a box marked ’Miscellaneous’ for five years. Ah, the plot! But why spoil the fun of discovering it for yourself? Imagine a group of sailors, out on some Godforsaken ocean, growing ever more disenchanted with the whims of a captain whose idea of leadership involves shouting orders from the mast. The tension builds, and before you can say "shiver me timbers," the crew is plotting a coup. Think of it as your average office mutiny, but with fewer staplers and more cannons. What’s not to love about treachery, hardship, and the occasional existential crisis? As you leaf through the yellowing pages, you might just encounter the kind of language that makes you wish you were sipping grog on a ship headed for nowhere. The authors have a penchant for picturesque prose that evokes the salty air and the taste of rebellion, not unlike the smell of your old gym socks. This book is essentially a time capsule, taking you back to a period where life on the sea was about survival, camaraderie, and occasionally losing one’s mind. And let’s not even get started on the nautical jargon—you’ll be fluent in ‘pirate’ in no time! One cannot overlook the literary merits of this work, which may or may not have inspired countless adaptations, discussions, and maybe even a few drunken debates in your local pub. If you enjoy irony, it’s worth noting that while the title suggests chaos and upheaval, many readers will find themselves wondering why they ever decided to pick up a book about a group of men with questionable decision-making skills. But hey, who are we to judge? We’re just here to appreciate the literary journey, one mutinous page at a time. Condition: This book has been read, reread, and possibly used as a doorstop at some point in its life. The spine has that perfect bend indicative of deep contemplation, while the pages might offer a few surprises in the form of mysterious stains or notes in the margin that could either be profound insights or the musings of someone who really should have paid more attention in class. While it’s not mint condition, it’s definitely full of character—much like the sailors within its pages. So, why not add "Mutiny On The Bounty" to your collection? At the very least, it will serve as an excellent conversation starter, especially at those awkward family gatherings where the only topic on the table seems to be Aunt Petunia’s latest knitting project. And remember, books like this don’t come around often—unless, of course, you frequent Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the books are the stories they carry. Grab it while you can, and prepare to sail into uncharted waters of thought and questionable literary taste! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/908/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mutiny-on-the-bounty.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-907 The Mysterious Mr Quin by Agatha Christie Mr Harley Quin is IN INcredible INcalculable INfallible INtricate INviolable INtelligent INquisitive INgenious And IN an evil dozen of INsidious cases that boggle the mind - and naturally, delight the INscrutable and mysterious Mr Quin. In a world cluttered with conventional sleuths and predictable plots, Agatha Christie dabbles in the delectable oddity of the supernatural with “The Mysterious Mr Quin.” Published in 1968, this book is yet another of those delightful artifacts that begs the question: how many ways can one rediscover the same old ‘who-dun-it’ with a sprinkle of the inexplicable? Mr. Quin, a character whose name sounds like a poor attempt at a James Bond title, is less of a dapper secret agent and more of a spectral enigma who appears out of thin air, presumably just to mess with your mind and your reading pace. Set against the backdrop of the swingin’ sixties—a time when hedgerows might have been replaced by flared trousers—this collection of short stories is poised to amuse (or confuse) even the most jaded of mystery enthusiasts. Mr. Quin, our charmingly elusive protagonist, serves as a walking riddle with a penchant for leading the unsuspecting into labyrinthine mysteries that are less about solving crimes and more about pondering the absurdities of existence. Picture Sherlock Holmes, but with a penchant for whimsical dress and a tendency to pop in and out of reality like a poorly timed magician. Those looking for straightforward conclusions may find themselves adrift, perhaps sipping an absent-minded cup of tea while contemplating how exactly one can solve a puzzle that seems to change shape with every turn of the page. The stories are laced with an ethereal charm, where the lines between reason and the unknown blur like a twice-used watercolor. Is Mr. Quin a mere figment of imagination? Or does he simply have the worst sense of timing since the invention of the modern clock? One can only hope that the author herself was as amused while writing these tales as the reader may be in the process. What’s in store as you navigate this delightful anthology? Prepare yourself for: A cavalcade of curious characters that would be at home in any eccentric garden party. Unraveling mysteries that often lead to more questions than answers—perfect for those who thrive on ambiguity. Plot twists that have the potential to leave you in a state of delightful bewilderment. Philosophical musings disguised as thrilling narratives—who knew Agatha had a flair for the existential? Moments that force you to ponder whether you’re reading a mystery or attending a particularly perplexing lecture. Condition: This particular copy has seen a few too many cups of Earl Grey and has the distinct scent of an old library mingled with a hint of nostalgia. Pages may be dog-eared, with a few scribbles from a reader who clearly found the book more baffling than intended. But fret not! Such imperfections add to the charm of a novel steeped in mystery and intrigue—much like Mr. Quin himself. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and have a taste for the quirky side of classic detective fiction, look no further than “The Mysterious Mr Quin.” It’s the perfect companion for those rainy afternoons when you want to engage your brain while simultaneously keeping it thoroughly perplexed. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the delightful chaos of second-hand literature that’s aged like a fine cheese—slightly pungent but undeniably interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/907/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-mysterious-mr-quin.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-906 Science In Our Lives by Ritchie Calder Ever wondered how to blend the arcane mysteries of science with the mundanity of your own existence? Well, wonder no more! "Science In Our Lives" by Ritchie Calder is here to regale you with tales from the bygone era of 1955 when science was not just a subject in school but a way to spice up your everyday tea. Published by Signet Key Books, this volume promises to unravel the perplexing enigma of why your toast always lands butter-side down and whether the Higgs boson should have been invited to your last garden party. In a time when the world was on the cusp of technological revolution, Calder takes you on a delightful romp through the scientific principles that govern, or maybe just occasionally poke at, our daily lives. Through a series of fantastically whimsical anecdotes, he examines the profound impact of science on everything from the air we breathe to the odd smell coming from the back of your refrigerator. With an uncanny knack for mixing whimsy and intellect, this book is essentially a science-themed version of your eccentric uncle’s ramblings during the holidays—minus the questionable eggnog recipe. Calder, no stranger to the art of persuasion, likely penned this tome not just to enlighten, but also to ensure that the 1950s housewife had a little something to discuss at the next tea party. After all, impressing your friends with your knowledge of atomic structure is far more engaging than chatting about the latest on the royal family. So, whether you’re preparing for an awkward dinner conversation or simply seeking to understand why your cat seems to defy the laws of gravity, this book is both an engaging read and a potential conversation starter—if you dare bring it up. The book is, of course, not without its quirks. Expect the unexpected as Calder tosses in a smattering of puns, metaphors, and the occasional philosophical musing that may leave you pondering your very existence while you’re waiting for the kettle to boil. It’s like a science fair gone rogue, where every page is a new experiment in the art of thought-provoking absurdity. As you absorb Calder’s insights, you might find yourself developing a newfound appreciation for the scientific method—or at the very least, an insatiable curiosity about why your neighbor’s hedgehog keeps hanging out in your garden. With sections devoted to topics as diverse as the wonders of electricity and the hidden complexities of household cleaners, you’ll likely finish this book with a head full of newfound trivia and a heart full of questions that may very well remain unanswered. Condition: This particular copy is used and bears the charming aesthetics of a well-loved book, complete with dog-eared pages and a faint aroma of stale tea (or perhaps that’s just your imagination). With some marks from eager readers who, like you, were hungry for knowledge and possibly a little biscuit crumbs, it is, dare we say, a delightfully lived-in piece of literary real estate. Its spine has seen better days but still holds together like a trusty old friend who’s always willing to lend an ear. So why not add a dash of curiosity to your life, a sprinkle of irony, and a generous helping of quirky wisdom? "Science In Our Lives" is waiting for you to take it home, or at least to the nearest armchair where you can contemplate its myriad insights in peace. After all, at Crappy Old Books, we believe that sometimes the imperfect and the quirky are just what you need to make your reading life a little more interesting. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/906/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/science-in-our-lives.jpg 2.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Key Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-905 All Quiet On The Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque In a world where the usual soldiers are busy playing with toy guns in the back garden, Erich Maria Remarque’s "All Quiet On The Western Front" stands as a rather earnest reminder that war isn’t just an exciting game of pretend. Published in the absolutely thrilling year of 1967 by the fine folks at Fawcett—who, quite frankly, probably had better things to do than think about the state of humanity—the book offers a unique blend of heavy themes and light-hearted existential dread. If you enjoy the companionship of very serious literature that has all the charm of a wet sock and the wit of a tax audit, then you’re in for a treat. So what makes this particular book tick? Well, it follows the life of an earnest young chap who, while surrounded by mud, violence, and the glorious smell of gunpowder, learns that life (and death) aren’t quite the romantic escapades he was led to believe by those stirring recruiting posters. Somewhere between the chilling clarity of battle and the curious longing for an untouched countryside, one might find a smidgen of irony in the realization that the true enemy often wears the same uniform as one’s comrades. It’s as if Remarque is saying, “Hey, maybe life isn’t just about charging forward; perhaps it’s also about charging forward and, you know, contemplating the futility of it all.” Readers may find themselves pondering the fine line between bravery and sheer madness, with our protagonist serving as a rather charming, albeit bewildered, guide through the trenches of philosophical musings. With every turn of the page, expect a mix of camaraderie and despair served up with a side of existential angst—perfect for a rainy afternoon when you want to feel both enlightened and deeply troubled. While the prose may not be as flamboyant as a peacock in a tuxedo, it does carry a certain weight, much like the book itself, which could double as a rather heavy doorstop if you find the tale too bleak. One can almost envision literary scholars sipping their Earl Grey and intently discussing the deeper meanings of mud, blood, and futility over crumpets. How fortuitous that this little treasure has come into your hands, dear reader. Though your average beach-read enthusiast may turn their nose up at a novel that doesn’t feature a snappy plot twist every other chapter, those with a taste for the ironic and the bleak will find themselves lost in Remarque’s labyrinthine thoughts. The book’s title itself is a masterclass in understatement—much like your uncle’s “small” collection of World War memorabilia that takes up half the living room. Condition: Used, which is to say it has been lovingly thumbed through by various souls, perhaps while contemplating life’s big questions or, more likely, while trying to avoid actual human interaction. This edition boasts a cover that tells tales of its own, with the faint creases and wear suggesting it has been through more than just a few rounds of literary debate. Consider it a relic of its time, lovingly embraced by those who dared to confront the weighty themes contained within. Ideal for those who appreciate the beauty of imperfect things and the stories they tell through their well-worn spines. As you ponder the nature of warfare and the human condition, remember that literature can be a messy affair. It’s the kind of mess that Crappy Old Books reveres, seeking out the treasures that others may overlook. So, grab this intriguing tome, and prepare for a journey that is anything but tranquil, in a manner only Remarque could orchestrate. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/905/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/all-quiet-on-the-western-front-dec-11.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-904 Abundant Living by E Stanley Jones In a world where the pursuit of happiness is often overshadowed by the relentless grind of daily life, E. Stanley Jones emerges like a slightly disheveled knight in shining armor, wielding the sword of “Abundant Living.” Published in 1976 by Abingdon Press, this book promises to unlock the secrets of a life overflowing with joy, peace, and perhaps a dash of existential bewilderment. Imagine a self-help manual infused with the fervor of a Sunday sermon and the bittersweet sarcasm of a mid-life crisis; that’s Jones’s masterpiece for you. As you flip through the pages of this well-loved tome, you might find yourself pondering whether “abundant” means a cornucopia of blessings or just having more cereal in the pantry. The charmingly dated anecdotes and advice may even make you feel like you’ve stepped into a time capsule that smells faintly of incense and optimism, all while your sceptical inner voice raises an eyebrow. It’s the kind of book that invites you to take a step back and question if “living abundantly” is just a euphemism for having too many houseplants. Jones, with his unique ability to blend the sacred and the absurd, invites readers on a journey through the landscapes of faith and fulfillment. His prose is as exuberant as it is bewildering, offering insights that may leave you scratching your head or questioning if you should be reading self-help books at all. There’s a good chance you’ll find yourself laughing awkwardly at his earnestness while simultaneously wondering if he’s been peeking into your pantry after a late-night snack bender. If you’re wondering what “abundant living” entails, Jones offers an array of suggestions that might just inspire you to reevaluate your life choices, even if they veer dangerously close to a motivational poster. This is a book that will lead you to consider whether you are, in fact, living your best life or merely existing in a state of perpetual laundry. His ideas may feel like a charming blend of 1970s optimism and the occasional dread of facing your unwashed dishes. Within these pages, you might discover wisdom that feels a tad too whimsical for a world that seems intent on competing for the title of “Most Cynical.” Expect to encounter thoughts on community, gratitude, and possibly a few metaphors about the importance of sharing, as if you were in a quaint village where everyone bakes cookies for each other. But let’s be honest; we live in a world where sharing the last slice of pizza can feel like a significant moral dilemma. Perhaps one of the most delightful aspects of “Abundant Living” is its unabashedly retro approach. The 1970s vibe, complete with vibrant illustrations and the kind of typography that would make any graphic designer shudder, adds a layer of charm that you simply can’t find in today’s meticulously curated self-help literature. It’s like being handed a vintage vinyl record while everyone else is streaming music on their smartphones—there’s something wonderfully nostalgic about it. Condition: This particular copy of “Abundant Living” is used, which is to say it’s seen better days. It boasts creased pages, the occasional coffee stain, and perhaps a light dusting of existential dread. But fear not! Each imperfection serves as a testament to its journey through the years, perhaps being passed from one seeker of joy to another. Think of it as a well-loved armchair: a bit shabby, yet perfect for curling up with a cup of tea and pondering the meaning of life. In an age where “abundant living” often seems more like a marketing slogan than a way of life, Jones’s earnest attempts to guide us toward fulfillment may resonate with anyone who’s recently found themselves staring blankly into the fridge at 2 AM. So if you’re ready to toss aside your cynicism and embrace the eccentricities of joy, “Abundant Living” may just be the quirky companion you never knew you needed. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where we believe every used book has a story—and sometimes that story involves questionable life choices and too many inspirational quotes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/904/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/abundant-living.jpg 4.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abingdon Press 9780687006892 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-903 Howards End by EM Forster Ah, "Howards End," a title that evokes images of grand estates, genteel conversations, and the occasional clash of social classes! Published in the illustrious year of 1985—when leg warmers were still considered fashionable and cassette tapes had not entirely given way to the digital age—this Bantam edition is a true relic of its time. You might wonder, what on earth does a tale about 1910s England have to do with the neon sprawl of the ’80s? Fear not, dear reader, for the charm of Forster’s narrative transcends decades like a rather pompous ghost at a dinner party. This splendid volume—now well-loved, with pages that may or may not have been dog-eared by a previous owner who fancied themselves a literary connoisseur—delves into themes of social divisions and the struggle for connection. It explores the lives of the Wilcox family, who could probably benefit from a crash course in emotional intelligence, and the Schlegel sisters, who are undoubtedly the kind of women who would bring a homemade scone to a knife fight. As you flip through its pages, you’ll find yourself pondering whether the house in question is more of a character than any of the people parading through its doors. In this edition, you’ll discover that Forster had a knack for capturing the absurdities of life, much like a bad photograph taken at a family gathering where everyone has their eyes shut. There are moments of poignancy and humor that might leave you chuckling while simultaneously contemplating your own existential crisis. How does one navigate the complexities of friendship, love, and societal expectations? Spoiler alert: not easily, as the characters bumble their way through life with all the grace of a drunken peacock. But let’s not forget the book’s notorious propensity for meandering discussions that might leave you wondering if you accidentally opened an encyclopedia instead. It’s as if Forster decided to host a dinner party filled with intellectuals and then promptly forgot to serve the food. Instead, you get long-winded debates about class, culture, and the very fabric of society itself. Grab a cup of tea, settle into your most worn-out armchair, and prepare for a leisurely read that may involve several bouts of introspection and a few accidental naps. If you appreciate literary works that challenge the status quo—or at least put up a good argument with a side of sarcasm—this book is likely to resonate with you. You’ll find yourself immersed in the social whirlpool of the early twentieth century, where etiquette is paramount, and the unsaid often speaks louder than the words themselves. Forster’s writing is like a Victorian tea set: beautifully crafted, slightly outdated, and occasionally prone to cracking under pressure. Condition: This copy is used, and it wears its history proudly, complete with a few creased pages, a spine that shows signs of past enthusiasm, and a cover that has likely witnessed more coffee spills than a barista at a high-traffic café. Freckles of age adorn its pages, whispering tales of readers who pondered life’s big questions in coffee-stained margins. Indeed, it possesses a certain charm, much like an eccentric uncle who tells the same story at every family gathering but somehow makes it entertaining every time. So, whether you’re revisiting the world of Howards End or exploring it for the first time, prepare to engage in a delightful tête-à-tête with Forster’s keen observations on life, love, and the undeniable importance of a good house. And should you find yourself in need of more delightful disasters of the literary kind, look no further than Crappy Old Books, your one-stop shop for literary relics that may not be perfect but are certainly full of character. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/903/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/howards-end-v2.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553212082 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-901 So Disdained by Nevil Shute In the murky waters of 1968, when bell bottoms and confusion reigned supreme, Nevil Shute wades in with “So Disdained.” A title so prim and proper, it sounds like a Victorian drawing-room drama crossed with a mildly disapproving cat. This book, typically found languishing on the dusty shelves of second-hand shops, is a veritable treasure trove of unintentional irony and unbridled ennui. Shute, one of the British literary greats, seems to have been both bemused by and disdainful of the world at large, perhaps as a way to channel the existential crisis of his own post-war sensibilities into a narrative form that keeps one guessing whether it’s a tale of triumph or a gentle nudge off a cliff of despair. The cover art, a curious blend of muted colors and a vaguely contemplative figure, invites you to ponder if this was the author’s way of saying, “If you’re looking for a cheerful romp, you’ve come to the wrong place.” As you crack open this tome, you may find yourself immersed in a world where the characters are as disenchanted as the title suggests, flitting about like moths drawn not just to the flame, but to the inevitable burn that follows. Is “So Disdained” a reflection on society’s cavalcade of disappointments? Perhaps. Is it a ruminative exploration of human relationships that makes you question if you should have opted for that light-hearted romance instead? Undoubtedly. The book is peppered with moments that elicit both eye-rolls and contemplative sighs, constantly oscillating between moments of clarity and the murky fog of human indecision. One can’t help but appreciate Shute’s knack for portraying characters who are both relatable and tragically flawed, often engaging in conversations that feel like verbal fencing matches—complete with emotional thrusts and parries that leave you wondering if anyone will actually emerge victorious, or if they’ll all simply shuffle off to the nearest pub to drown their sorrows in warm pints. Readers will find themselves chuckling at the absurdity of life as Shute deftly navigates the pitfalls of society’s expectations. With a satirical touch, he highlights the absurdity of aspirations that often lead to disappointment, much like a poorly planned holiday where the only memorable moments are those spent waiting in line for a lukewarm sausage roll. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days, with dog-eared pages that whisper the secrets of its past readers, each one perhaps pondering the same existential questions that plagued Shute himself. The cover bears the scars of time—faded, slightly tattered, and yet somehow charming in its well-loved state. You may find the occasional coffee stain, remnants of someone’s last attempt to find solace within these pages, as they sat in a café, staring blankly at the wall, contemplating the meaning of life—or perhaps just the next cup of tea. As you embark on this literary journey, prepare to embrace the delightful discomfort of Shute’s bleak yet oddly comforting prose. Each turn of the page is less a leap into adventure and more a meandering stroll through a park filled with slightly wilted flowers. You might even find yourself making a mental list of the characters you would rather avoid at the next social gathering, armed with their discontent and dissatisfaction, as if they were equipped with the most complicated social etiquette imaginable. Whether you’re looking to expand your collection of idiosyncratic reads or simply wish to engage in a bit of leisurely self-flagellation through literature, “So Disdained” promises a reading experience only a second-hand book can offer. So, grab your tea, settle into your comfiest chair, and prepare to lose yourself in the whimsical world of Nevil Shute, brought to you by Crappy Old Books—where the stories may be a bit worn, but the charm is timeless. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/901/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/so-disdained.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-900 Mansfield Park by Jane Austen Ah, "Mansfield Park," the literary equivalent of a slightly wilted flower, charming yet perhaps a tad too earnest for its own good. Published by Signet Books in 1996, this edition may lack the wear and tear of a beloved classic, but it carries the delightful patina of second-hand nostalgia, perfect for those who prefer their novels with a side of irony and a hint of awkward social manoeuvring. It’s a book that dares to explore the labyrinthine corridors of morality, manners, and the misadventures of one Miss Fanny Price—a heroine who may not toss her hair about as flamboyantly as Lizzy Bennet, but who certainly knows how to embody the virtue of patience in a world awash with rather dubious characters. Set in the Regency era, a time when one’s social standing could hinge on a single misstep at a ball (and not the kind involving dancing), Austen crafts her tale in a way that seems almost like a comedy of errors, but minus the actual comedy. Instead, we get a hefty dose of moral dilemmas, genteel snobbery, and the occasional dash of family drama that could rival a particularly catty episode of a reality show. Fanny Price, our leading lady, is the epitome of the underdog—shuffled off to her rich relatives like last week’s leftovers, she navigates this peculiar landscape with the grace of someone wearing shoes two sizes too large. While your average reader might be tempted to wonder, “What’s all the fuss about?” those with a penchant for irony will delight in the subtle layers of social commentary and the rather unfortunate reality that not all characters are created equal—particularly when it comes to their moral compass. The book dances around topics such as class division, education, and the roles of women in society, all while wearing a rather polite smile. It’s like attending a tea party where everyone pretends to like each other, but you can sense the simmering tension beneath the surface—delightfully British, if you ask us. So why should you consider adding this particular edition of "Mansfield Park" to your collection? Well, dear reader, allow us to list a few irresistible selling points: Undoubtedly witty dialogue that’s both amusing and painfully awkward. Characters that feel like they’ve stepped out of a period drama and into your living room—albeit with slightly more questionable hair choices. A nostalgic trip back to the days when a polite refusal was considered the height of scandal. Occasional moments of heartfelt emotion that might just catch you off guard, like a surprise hug from an old acquaintance. And, of course, the chance to feel rather intellectual while pretending to understand Fanny’s moral quandaries. Condition: This copy is used, which means it bears the marks of its previous owners—coffee stains that could tell stories of late-night readings, a few creases that signify life-lived, and maybe a dog-eared page or two for the truly interesting bits. It’s as if the book itself has a history, a personality that’s begging to be embraced by someone who appreciates the slightly rough edges of literary life. Perfect for those who prefer their classics with a dose of character. In conclusion, “Mansfield Park” by Jane Austen is more than just a book; it’s an experience wrapped in irony and social critique. Whether you’re new to Austen’s world or a seasoned veteran, this Signet Books edition is sure to provide hours of contemplation—if not outright bemusement. So take a chance on this quirky old tome, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, and immerse yourself in the genteel madness of Regency life. And remember, when in doubt, just pretend to enjoy the tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/900/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Mansfield-park.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Book 9780451526298 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-899 The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James Once upon a time, in a world that revelled in the intricacies of upper-middle-class dilemmas and the existential musings of self-aware women, Henry James decided to pen a tome that would elevate the art of literary introspection to dizzying heights. Enter "The Portrait of a Lady," a book so steeped in psychological nuance that even its characters occasionally need a detailed map to navigate their own emotions. Published in the illustrious year of 1983—far removed from the novel’s original conception in 1881—this Bantam edition offers a delightful juxtaposition of Victorian angst and Reagan-era nostalgia. At its core, this novel dares to ask the compelling question: What does it mean to have agency while cloaked in layers of social expectation? Our heroine, Isabel Archer, is a spirited American woman who, armed with nothing more than her wits and a penchant for existential dread, boldly traverses the treacherous landscape of European high society. Think of her as a more refined, if somewhat perplexed, Indiana Jones, only instead of dodging boulders, she’s dodging the crushing weight of societal norms and the occasional well-meaning suitor. Isabel’s encounters are a mélange of courtship and conundrum, as she navigates the landmines laid by marriage and the vexing people who dare to offer unsolicited advice. Is the socially respectable, but somewhat dim-witted, husband really her fate? Or will her romantic sensibilities lead her down the path of total disillusionment? This novel ponders these questions with the kind of depth and seriousness that can only come from an author who was undoubtedly sipping tea and adjusting his monocle while writing. Suffice it to say, readers should prepare for lengthy passages of internal dialogue that may induce more pondering than any self-help book could muster. But fret not! For in true Jamesian style, there are moments of sparkling wit and irony that lighten the mood like a well-placed quip in an otherwise sombre dinner party. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself chuckling at the antics of Isabel’s well-meaning friends, who, despite their best intentions, often resemble a band of bumbling fools trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube made of feelings. The literary landscape of "The Portrait of a Lady" is as lush as the gardens of its aristocratic settings, rife with the kind of description that can make even the most mundane object—a teacup, a letter, or a well-tailored suit—seem imbued with gravitas. To read this book is to take part in a lengthy discussion about the meaning of life, all the while trying desperately to remember where you left your car keys. Condition: This copy is used, which means it comes with all the character and charm of a long-lost friend. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (presumably from a deep philosophical reflection), and perhaps a note tucked between the pages from a previous reader musing over the meaning of life or simply deciding what to have for tea. While it may not be pristine, it has survived the ages, much like the themes within its covers: complex, worn, yet ever so relevant. If you’re looking for a book that will enrich your mind, challenge your perspectives, and possibly make you question your own life choices while sipping Earl Grey, then look no further. Whether you’re fond of philosophical ruminations or simply want to impress your friends with your obscure literary knowledge, "The Portrait of a Lady" might just be the companion you never knew you needed. So why not add this quirky relic to your collection? After all, every bookshelf deserves a book that whispers tales of angst and introspection in the quiet hours of the night, and Crappy Old Books is here to deliver! In conclusion, this is not just a novel; it is a journey through the labyrinth of the human psyche, one fraught with existential peril and social niceties. So, go ahead, invest in this literary adventure—because nothing says "I’m sophisticated" quite like a well-thumbed classic filled with rich prose and existential crises. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/899/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-portrait-of-a-lady.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553211276 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-897 The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer Lively, absorbing, often outrageously funny, Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales is a work of genius, an undisputed classic that has held a special appeal for each generation of readers. The Tales gathers twenty-nine of literature’s most enduring (and endearing) characters in a vivid group portrait that captures the full spectrum of medieval society, from the exalted Knight to the humble Plowman. This new edition includes a comprehensive introduction that summarizes some of the most important historical events and movements that defined the world of Chaucer and his pilgrims; two additional tales (Reeve’s and Shipman’s); introductions for each tale designed to prepare the reader for a better understanding and enjoyment of the tale; newly written and conveniently placed explanatory notes; and a new, more easily understood system for learning to pronounce Chaucerian Middle English. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/897/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-canterbury-tales.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553210828 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-896 A Remarkable Woman by Anne Edwards In the illustrious year of 1986, when shoulder pads were monumentally larger than life and the concept of an online shopping cart was as foreign as a three-piece suit at a rock concert, Anne Edwards gifted us with "A Remarkable Woman." This title, dripping with the alluring scent of retro charm and possibly a hint of hairspray, takes us on a whirlwind journey through the land of extraordinary women—those who, in an age before social media, managed to make their mark without a single tweet or Instagram post. Imagine sipping your tea (or something stronger, we won’t judge) while indulging in the stories of women whose remarkable feats would make even the most mundane of us appear positively lackluster. Edwards, with a flair for the dramatic and an eye for the eccentric, chronicles the lives of ladies who broke the mold—sisters in arms, if you will, against the drudgery of domesticity and the constraints of a society hell-bent on keeping them in the kitchen. They forged paths through glass ceilings with a sledgehammer of wit and a dash of charisma, making history while donning pastel power suits and pearls. What can you expect from this riveting read? A cavalcade of anecdotes that blend the outrageous with the inspiring, proving that a remarkable woman can emerge from the most unexpected of places—like your Aunt Maud who still thinks the height of technology is her beloved VHS player. You might encounter women who revolutionized their fields or those who simply had the audacity to think that perhaps, just perhaps, they deserved more than a life spent in comfortable mediocrity. As you leaf through the well-worn pages of this tome, you may find yourself pondering profound questions such as: What exactly makes a woman remarkable? Is it her ability to juggle a career, family, and a social life without losing her sanity? Or is it merely the fact that she once managed to finish an entire novel without a single interruption? Perhaps it’s a little bit of both, wrapped in a delightful bow of audacity and tenacity. Prepare for a kaleidoscope of personalities, each more distinct than the last, as you meet the likes of groundbreaking scientists, iconic activists, and the occasional artist who just wanted to paint outside the lines. And let’s not forget the unsung heroines whose names may not adorn the history books, but whose stories drip with the kind of irony that only life can concoct. Because what’s more remarkable than a woman who simply refuses to conform? Expect plenty of delightful ironies and escapades that defy the mundane. Prepare for a whirlwind of fierce individuals who put the "extra" in extraordinary. Anticipate insights into the struggles that set the stage for their remarkable feats. Delve into witty commentary on the societal norms they dared to challenge. Brace yourself for the unexpected twists that remind us of the unpredictability of life. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. This copy has been lovingly thumbed through, likely by previous owners who found the book to be as captivating as a slightly ajar cupboard revealing a stash of forgotten treasures. Expect the pages to carry the essence of prior readings—perhaps the faint aroma of someone’s long-forgotten cup of Earl Grey or the delicate creases of excitement and intrigue. Each bend and fold tells a story of its own, making this remarkable woman feel just a tad more relatable. So, grab your favourite reading spot, adjust your cushions, and prepare to indulge in the chronicles of women who, against all odds, managed to be remarkable in a world that frequently needed reminding. After all, “A Remarkable Woman” isn’t just a book; it’s an invitation to revel in the glorious chaos of female empowerment, as presented by none other than Crappy Old Books. Happy reading, and may you find your own remarkable story within these pages! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/896/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-remarkable-woman.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671625740 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-895 Six Great Modern Short Novels by Laurel Ah, the year 1982, a time when shoulder pads were a statement and cassette tapes were the pinnacle of technological advancement. Enter the rather unassumingly named “Six Great Modern Short Novels” by a certain author known simply as Laurel. This volume promises a literary romp through the essence of modern storytelling, though what “modern” meant in a pre-digital world remains as enigmatic as the moral ambiguity of the characters within. Could this collection be the caffeine fix your literary cravings have been searching for, or merely a dusty relic best suited for propping up that wobbly table in your attic? Laurel, who may or may not have been a literary savant or a pseudonymous cat enthusiast, presents us with six narratives that are bound to stir the pot, or at least give it a good rattle. Each short novel is a delightful espresso shot of prose, ensuring that your attention span won’t be tested for longer than it takes to brew your morning tea. Expect twists, turns, and possibly a few existential crises—though the latter may just be a side effect of reading in your own existential crisis. Is it a book of profound insight, or merely a collection of characters who would rather be anywhere but where they are? You decide! As you flip through the pages, you’ll encounter a delightful mix of the absurd and the mundane, as each story wades through the murky waters of the human condition. There’s something inherently funny about the juxtaposition of ‘modernity’ with the quirky realities of life in the early ‘80s—where a bad hair day was the only true tragedy one could find. Prepare to witness the oddities of existence through Laurel’s keen, albeit slightly hazy, lens. And what of these six short novels? They are tinged with irony, dripping with sarcasm, and possibly sprinkled with the occasional dash of whimsy. While you may not be pondering the great philosophical questions of our time, you might just find yourself pondering why you’re reading a book published by a company that shares its name with the author. Perhaps this is the literary equivalent of a family-run restaurant, where the chef might also be handling the floor—and you can taste the chaos in every bite. Unlikely heroes embark on journeys that could probably be solved with a good chat over coffee. Minor characters that steal the spotlight, leaving the protagonists in the dust. Plot twists that seem to whisper, “Did you really see that coming?” Life lessons that are delivered with all the subtlety of a brick through a window. Endings that may or may not resolve anything, leaving you questioning your reading choices. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this literary artifact comes with all the charm of a well-loved teddy bear—complete with the occasional coffee stain and a scent reminiscent of last week’s book club meeting. It’s a true conversation starter, ideal for those who appreciate the beauty of imperfection and the stories that linger in the margins. Each wear and tear tells a tale as fascinating as the ones captured between the covers, making it a worthy addition to your collection of well-thumbed volumes. So, whether you’re a bibliophile looking to add to your eclectic library or a casual reader seeking a whimsical escape, “Six Great Modern Short Novels” is here to deliver—if not six stories of literary brilliance, then at least one delightful afternoon of bewildered laughter and existential wondering. Pick it up today, before it decides to slip back into obscurity, much like its almost-famous author. In the end, this collection stands as an ironic testament to the absurdity of modern life, capturing a snapshot of a time when stories were told in a distinctly different way. So grab your cup of tea, sit down with Laurel, and prepare for a journey that will leave you wondering, “Did I actually just read that?” Only at Crappy Old Books will you find such unfiltered literary adventures waiting to be rediscovered. Has the words Hugh Embry Branch stamped on the side and has a untrimmed pages towards the front. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/895/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/six-great-modern-short-novels.jpg 5.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Laurel 9780440379966 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-892 Kirkland Revels by Victoria Holt Ah, the enchanting world of Victoria Holt, where even the most mundane titles like "Kirkland Revels" manage to stir up a delightful ruckus in the literary underbelly of the 1960s. This quaint little tome, published by Fawcett in an era when paperbacks were the epitome of sophistication, is sure to have once been a cherished companion to many an armchair adventurer. But here it is, in all its used glory, ready to have its pages thumbed through by the next intrepid soul with a penchant for the odd and the ironic. Imagine, if you will, a book that dances between the realms of the absurd and the profound. "Kirkland Revels" could be about anything from a raucous village festival filled with eccentric characters to the secret life of a cat who believes itself to be the reincarnation of a Shakespearean actor. Holt, known for her uncanny ability to infuse even the most lacklustre plots with a semblance of drama, might just deliver a kaleidoscope of revelry that leaves you both bewildered and intrigued. Spoiler alert: you may never truly know what the revels are about, but you will certainly feel as if you’ve been swept up in a whirlwind of absurdity. The cover itself, a delightful relic of the past, features a design that could only be described as “a cross between a Victorian tea party and a psychedelic explosion.” One can only imagine the marketing team at Fawcett, sitting around a smoke-filled room, deciding that this cover would scream “take me home!” to unsuspecting shoppers. It might even have worked… in 1962. What you see today is a faded testament to a time when the word ’revel’ was synonymous with ’flamboyance’ and ’fascinatingly chaotic’. Flip through the dog-eared pages, and you might find a curious mix of unexpected dialogue and anachronistic musings that could make even the most avid literary critic scratch their head in wonder. Holt’s prose is like a fine cheese platter: some bits you’ll savour, while others may leave you questioning your life choices. A word to the wise: you may want to keep a thesaurus handy, because “Kirkland Revels” might lead you down a path of polysyllabic wonders, or at least a healthy dose of delightful confusion. As you ponder the possibilities of this whimsical narrative, you might find yourself making a list of all the things that could potentially occur within these pages. Here’s a cheeky little menu of speculative delights you could possibly encounter, should you dare to delve into this delightful enigma: A mysterious reveler, shrouded in vines, who knows too much about the village’s secrets. A cat who claims it can read the minds of humans, and offers unsolicited advice. A series of misunderstandings that lead to a town-wide dance-off. A quilt made from the town’s most scandalous past, which comes alive at midnight. A secret society dedicated to preserving the art of revelry, complete with eccentric rituals. Condition: Used, but don’t let that deter you! This book has clearly been well-loved, evidenced by its slightly creased spine and the delightful yellowing of the pages that can only come from years of eager hands turning them. It bears the scars of its journey—a testament to its past as a vessel of intrigue and amusement. You might even find a few handwritten notes in the margins, offering you delightful musings from previous readers who clearly had too much time on their hands or simply couldn’t resist the urge to comment on the absurdity of it all. Ultimately, "Kirkland Revels" is not just a book; it is an experience, a curious artifact of a bygone era, waiting for someone with enough whimsy to appreciate its quirks. And if you find yourself chuckling and scratching your head in equal measure, remember: this tome was offered to you by Crappy Old Books, where the motto is “the crappier, the better.” So go ahead, embrace the chaos and let the revelry begin! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/892/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kirkland-revels.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-890 Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen The earliest of her six major novels, NorthangerAbbey remained unpublished until after Jane Austen’s death. A deliciously witty satire of popular Gothic romances, it is perhaps Austen’s lightest, most delightful excursion into a young woman’s world. Catherine Morland, an unlikely heroine—unlikely because she is so ordinary—forsakes her English village for the pleasures and perils of Bath. There, among a circle of Austen’s wonderfully vain, dissembling, and fashionable characters, she meets a potential suitor, Henry Tilney. But with her imagination fueled by melodramatic novels, Catherine turns a visit to his home, Northanger Abbey, into a hunt for dark family secrets. The result is a series of hilarious social gaffes and harsh awakenings that for all of Austen’s youthful exuberance nevertheless conveys her mature vision of literature and life—and the consequences of mistaking one for the other. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/890/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/northanger-abbey-bantam.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553211979 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-888 The Immoralist by Andre Gide In a world where morality is less a guiding star and more a pesky fly in your soup, Andre Gide’s "The Immoralist" flutters in like a perplexed moth, determined to explore the dimly lit corners of human desire. First published in 1957, this tome by the literary luminary Gide is nothing short of an invitation to re-evaluate the fine line between liberation and debauchery. It appears that the author, with a twinkle in his eye and a quill dipped in existential ink, has crafted a narrative that careens through the cobwebbed halls of ethics, leaving readers to ponder their own moral compasses while simultaneously questioning why they even brought one to the party. Our protagonist, a charmingly bewildered fellow, finds himself at the intersection of desire and societal expectation, wrestling with the kind of questions typically reserved for late-night pub debates or awkward family dinners. He meanders through life with the grace of a drunken swan, flapping about and occasionally toppling over the edge of conventionality. One can’t help but wonder whether Gide was whispering sweet nothings to the libertines of yesteryear while writing this book, as he introduces us to a world where the notion of ‘immorality’ is as fluid as the wine flowing at a particularly raucous soirée. Amidst this philosophical escapade, Gide presents a rather audacious array of ideas, which might just leave you contemplating your own questionable life choices. Are we not all, at some point, grappling with the very concepts of right and wrong? Does one’s inclination to indulge in life’s more scandalous pleasures make them an immoralist, or merely a realist with a penchant for cake? As our protagonist oscillates between self-discovery and self-indulgence, readers are left to ponder whether the true sin lies not in the act itself, but in the rigorous scrutiny under which we place it. Set against the backdrop of post-war Europe, the story has the audacity to dabble in themes that might make some readers clutch their pearls—if they’re still clinging to such relics. Gide’s prose has the uncanny ability to both titillate and unnerve, as if he’s challenging you to join his philosophical escapade while simultaneously wagging a finger at your bourgeois sensibilities. Perhaps it’s a reflection of the period in which it was penned, or perhaps it’s just Gide being his delightfully contrarian self. Either way, readers should take caution: this book has the potential to ignite a fervor for existential musings that could lead to late-night discussions among friends that may or may not involve a bottle of something strong. But fear not, dear reader! Gide’s "The Immoralist" is not solely a manual for the mischief-makers of society. It also serves as a mirror reflecting our own predilections towards judgment. What is morality, anyway, if not a set of guidelines based on the whims of those writing the rules? It’s a philosophical rabbit hole that one may fall into quite readily, particularly if you happen to be reading this tome in a coffee shop, where the barista is judging your choice of oat milk while you ponder the finer points of debauchery. Condition: Used, with the kind of wear that signifies it has been loved, loathed, and perhaps used as a makeshift coaster during one too many debates about the nature of existence. The pages might display a certain character, possibly including the faint scent of existential crises and the occasional coffee stain that serves as a reminder of the more spontaneous moments in life. Rest assured, this book is as dependable as your friend who always has the wildest stories to share, albeit with a few dog-eared pages that hint at the readers who came before you. So, if you’re ready to embark on a philosophical adventure that will leave you questioning not only your own moral standing but also your choice of evening entertainment, "The Immoralist" is a perfect companion. This intriguing work is available from Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every used book has a story worth telling—even if it’s one that skirts the edges of propriety and flirts with the very essence of human nature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/888/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-immoralist.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-887 Henry VIII by William Shakespeare Ah, the illustrious reign of Henry VIII, masterfully chronicled by none other than Shakespeare himself, at least as imagined through a rather unorthodox lens in this 1967 edition from Signet Classic. Why, you might ask, does this tome, draped in the elegance of its retro cover, stand out amongst the myriad of dusty volumes stacked in the corners of second-hand bookshops? Perhaps it’s the delightful juxtaposition of an Elizabethan play packaged for a swinging sixties audience that truly creates a reading experience akin to sipping Earl Grey through a kaleidoscope. Published during an era when bell-bottoms clashed with the stiff collars of yore, this particular iteration of the tale doesn’t merely reenact the famous king’s escapades; it does so while sporting a rather cheeky grin. One can almost picture the editor thinking, “Let’s distill the complexities of political intrigue, marital mishaps, and excessive jousting into digestible bites for the groovy youth of 1960s England.” Oh, the irony of a play steeped in historical treachery being marketed with the same fervor as vinyl records and mini skirts! But don’t be misled; this isn’t a soppy retelling of the notorious monarch’s many wives or his insatiable desire for power. No, dear reader, this is Shakespeare at his most unshackled, offering a blend of drama and comedy, like having your cake and incessantly stabbing it with a fork. The scenes are rife with the kind of dialogue that would make even the most stoic historian roll their eyes and chuckle at the sheer absurdity of it all—“Off with their heads!” indeed! It’s a Shakespearean romp that serves up enough historical blunders to make you wonder if the playwright himself sat in on a few too many raucous Tudor banquets. One must also applaud the publishers for their audacity. Here we have a book bearing the weight of Shakespeare’s name, published in a time when “classic” was a term more applicable to rock music than literary prowess. It’s not just a book; it’s a cultural artifact! Imagine the conversations this tome could spark at a gathering—“Oh, you think the monarchy is dysfunctional now, have you heard about Henry’s matrimonial escapades?” In a world where historical accuracy often takes a backseat to flamboyance, this book does not shy away from the vigor of its origins. The comical escapades of the Tudor Court are likely to leave readers both amused and bewildered, as they navigate the treacherous waters of love, betrayal, and the occasional game of croquet (or was that just a whimsical daydream?). Henry VIII’s story unfolds in a manner so captivating that one might just forget how it all ended—spoiler alert: heads will roll. Condition: Used, which is to say it carries the delightful patina of prior readers who may or may not have sat in the company of their own questionable choices. Expect the faint scent of antiquity mixed with the remnants of a bygone era, perhaps a whiff of pipe smoke or the ghost of a long-lost tea party. The spine is a bit creaky, reminiscent of the old walls of Hampton Court, but fear not! The pages remain intact, offering a sturdy platform for your own interpretative reading and errant marginalia. A few creases and the odd coffee stain hint at previous debates over the merits of Anne Boleyn’s fashion sense, but it’s all part of the charm. As you perch yourself on the edge of your seat, contemplating the life choices made by Henry VIII and his entourage, remember that this is not just a book; it’s a slice of history baked into the peculiar pastry of time. This 1967 edition from Signet Classic should definitely be on your radar if you fancy a stroll through the annals of absurdity wrapped in a cover that might just catch the eye of any discerning vintage enthusiast. So whether you’re a bard aficionado or merely someone seeking to impress at your next soirée, pick up this delightful oddity from Crappy Old Books and perhaps, just perhaps, you might find a new favourite way to look at a rather old tale. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/887/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/henry0viii-signet.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classic no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-886 Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert Ah, Madame Bovary, a tale as timeless as a slightly overripe banana left on the kitchen counter, and as perplexing as trying to explain the appeal of a soggy biscuit. This 1957 edition, collected from the dust-laden shelves of yesteryear, offers you a chance not just to read Flaubert’s work, but to bask in the peculiar aroma of history—like a curious whiff of mothballs and existential dread. Random House, that venerable purveyor of literary treasures, has faithfully resurrected this masterpiece, perhaps believing it could charm a generation more preoccupied with the latest gadget than the intricacies of human folly. Our protagonist, Emma Bovary (whose name you might find curiously similar to a fancy French pastry), is that quintessential dreamer. A woman caught in the relentless whirlpool of mundane provincial life, she yearns for romance and excitement—something, it seems, that the local baker and the town pharmacist cannot quite provide. Flaubert, with the delicate touch of a surgeon wielding a quill, meticulously unpacks her desires, making you question whether it’s her aspirations that are misguided or just the universe’s sense of humor. What makes this 1957 edition of Madame Bovary a true collector’s item is its genuine used condition, rife with the marks of a life well-lived—or, at least, well-read. Each crease in the spine tells a story, perhaps of a reader who pondered the meaning of life over a cup of tea, or one who simply used the book to prop up a wobbly table. The annotations, if any, range from thoughtful musings on fidelity to comic doodles of cats—because why not add a touch of whimsy to the despair? When you flip through these pages, you are not merely reading; you are engaging in a dialogue with a long-dead author who might be rolling in his grave, or perhaps just having a good laugh. As you navigate through the ennui of provincial French life, you’ll find that Flaubert’s prose drips with irony, much like an overripe peach left too long in the fruit bowl. The characters’ relentless pursuit of happiness, juxtaposed against their inevitable disappointments, leads you to ponder the very nature of existence. Is happiness a fleeting mirage, or merely a well-penned illusion? To accompany your existential crisis, here are a few takeaways from this literary labyrinth: Emma’s penchant for luxury could inspire you to rethink your last purchase of overpriced coffee. The local gossip in provincial towns is so rich, you’ll want to spread it on toast. Flaubert’s language is so lush, you might find yourself developing an unexpected fondness for adjectives. The concept of romantic love will be forever tarnished, but hey, who doesn’t love a little melodrama? By the end, you may find yourself questioning if discontent is the true essence of the human experience. Condition: Used, yes, but in a way that adds character—not unlike a vintage leather jacket with a few scuffs and the scent of someone else’s life adventures. The pages are yellowed, not unlike the parchment of ancient scrolls, while the cover displays a patina of age that whispers tales of neglect—not unlike the lonely hearts floating around the local pub. It’s a book with drama, and perhaps a hint of romance, that has weathered the years without losing its wit. In conclusion, if you enjoy literary classics that serve as both cautionary tales and reflections on our own absurd pursuits, then look no further. Madame Bovary offers a rich tapestry of irony and human folly, perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life—or at least the slightly worn-out versions of them. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to witness the tragicomic dance of a woman who sought happiness in all the wrong places. Just be ready to face the fact that some dreams are best left unfulfilled, like that half-finished bottle of wine in your fridge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/886/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/madame-bovary.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Random House no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-885 Eves Own Eden by Karin Mutch In the riotous tapestry of 1970s literature, few titles sparkle quite like "Eves Own Eden" by the illustrious Karin Mutch. Published by Harlequin Romance during a time when bell-bottoms were in vogue and disco was king, this book is not merely a story; it is a portal into a world where romance is as sexy as polyester and as complicated as deciphering the lyrics to a prog rock song. Prepare yourself for a narrative that’s about as subtle as a sledgehammer, and just as likely to leave you with a headache. Our protagonist, Eve—who, you may have guessed, is not just any Eve, but *Eves Own*—is on a quest that promises more than just the usual romantic entanglements. Imagine a landscape dotted with the tropes of the era: an overabundance of flowery language, characters whose emotional development is akin to that of a particularly ambitious houseplant, and a love interest whose charm might be as irresistible as an all-you-can-eat buffet—at least until you realize how much of it is just empty calories. As you turn the pages, brace yourself for a rollercoaster of clichés that will make you wonder if you accidentally stepped into a time capsule rather than a novel. The ethos of the 1970s permeates the text, giving readers a delightful clash of earnestness and absurdity. You’ll find yourself questioning if the author was channeling a mystical oracle or simply cracking open a bottle of wine while typing furiously on a typewriter. Whatever the case, this book promises to deliver an experience that’s as questionable as it is entertaining. The narrative is punctuated with an array of zany characters that leap off the page like they’ve just downed a gallon of espresso. From the mysterious stranger with a ’tragic’ past who swans into Eve’s life like a peacock at a penguin convention, to the fast-talking best friend who dispenses sage advice like it’s going out of style, the cast is nothing short of an eccentric parade. Not to mention the inevitable misunderstandings that lead to at least three dramatic confrontations and a fair amount of eye-rolling. But this isn’t just a superficial romp through love and lust; oh no, dear reader! Mutch seems to suggest that beneath the surface of this romantic chaos lies a profound commentary on the human condition, or perhaps just a spirited jab at the absurdity of courtship rituals. Indeed, you’ll find yourself pondering questions like: Is love merely an illusion, or does it come with a side of chips? And why is Eve’s Eden always just out of reach? As you delve deeper into this literary treasure, you’ll uncover a whimsical world where love conquers all—except perhaps good sense. Whether you’re looking to relive the glory days of disco or simply need a laugh at the melodrama of bygone eras, “Eves Own Eden” serves up a perfectly mixed cocktail of nostalgia and irony. Just remember to take it with a pinch of salt—preferably served on the rim of a cocktail glass! Condition: This delightful tome has been previously cherished, meaning it boasts the kind of wear and tear that only enhances its character. Expect a few dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (charismatic, really), and a whiff of nostalgia that could knock the socks off any time-traveling historian. Each crease tells a story, making it the perfect addition to your collection of curated chaos. Grab this quirky gem from Crappy Old Books before it vanishes into the ether—a time capsule of romance, absurdity, and perhaps some questionable choices. Because who wouldn’t want to spend an evening pondering ’Eves Own Eden’ in a world where love is still a wild ride, even if it’s a little bit rusty? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/885/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/eves-own-eden.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin Romance 9780373014781 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-883 The Existence Of God by John Hick In a world where the mere existence of a missing sock can spark philosophical debates fiercer than a rainy day on the Yorkshire moors, John Hick’s audacious tome, "The Existence of God," wades into the murky waters of metaphysical inquiry with the enthusiasm of a kitten in a bathtub. Published in 1964 by the ever-dignified Macmillan, this book promises to unravel the mysteries of the divine with the same precision and flair one might expect from a Sunday roast gone slightly awry. Hick, a philosopher whose musings seem to straddle the line between erudition and the kind of chatter you’d overhear at a pub quiz, sets out to explore the celestial conundrum that has baffled humankind since our ancestors first gazed up at the stars and wondered if they were merely holes in the sky or perhaps something more profound—like portals to an intergalactic pub where everyone knows your name. Buckle up, dear reader; you’re in for a wild ride through the realms of logical reasoning, theological nuance, and the occasional ruminative digression that makes you question whether you’ve just consumed a pint of ale or a pint of existential dread. Delve into Hick’s arguments, which are as intricate as a tapestry and possibly just as dusty. With a style that might make you ponder if he was trying to outwit both the skeptics and the devout in a game of intellectual chess, each chapter is designed to leave you simultaneously enlightened and slightly bewildered. After all, who knew that the question of God’s existence could be approached with the seriousness of a committee meeting and the levity of a stand-up comedy night? Among the delightful offerings in this philosophical buffet, you’ll encounter: A detailed analysis of the historical context surrounding the concept of God—because who doesn’t love a good timeline? Contemplations on the nature of faith that might make you reconsider your own beliefs or, at the very least, your choice of breakfast cereal. References to various thinkers, ranging from the well-known stalwarts to those you might only recognize if you’re particularly astute or slightly pretentious. Hick’s attempts to engage with the reader that feel less like an invitation to dialogue and more like a polite request for you to reconsider your life choices. Unexpected tangents that could easily have you questioning whether you just read a philosophical treatise or a rather dense crossword puzzle. Condition: Used. This copy has been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps by those wrestling with their existential dilemmas or merely trying to impress dates with their intellectual prowess. Expect the occasional dog-eared page and margin notes that might reveal more about the previous owner’s thoughts on the matter than the author’s. Indeed, some passages are marked with exclamation points or poignant doodles that could serve as an interpretive art piece of their own. As you navigate the pages of this philosophical heavyweight, remember to keep your wits about you. The book may contain more questions than answers, leaving you to wonder if the true existence of God is perhaps hidden somewhere between the lines—or maybe just in the back of your mind alongside that unreturned library book from your student days. A must-read for those who enjoy sipping tea while contemplating the very fabric of reality, this volume is the perfect companion for anyone who has ever felt that the universe might just be a grand cosmic joke. As always, you can find this literary nugget at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirks and oddities of literature, one well-loved volume at a time. So whether you’re searching for divine inspiration or just a good chuckle, rest assured that "The Existence of God" delivers an experience as multifaceted as the nature of the divine itself—or just a rather dusty philosophical discussion waiting to happen. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/883/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-existence-of-god.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan 9780020854500 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-882 Revelation Space by Alastair Reynolds In a universe where time is but a playful prankster and space is as vast as the number of half-finished projects lurking in your garage, Alastair Reynolds’ 2002 opus, *Revelation Space*, emerges with the cheeky audacity of a cat in a dog park. Published by Ace Books, this tome promises a galactic adventure that might just make you question whether the stars really are the limit—or merely a suggestion. With an ISBN as snazzy as 0441009425, this book is practically begging to be plucked from the shelf for a midnight read, preferably while wearing socks with a hint of irreverence. Imagine, if you will, a sprawling narrative interwoven with intricate plots and characters so diverse they could easily form their own intergalactic bingo night. Reynolds invites you into a cosmos filled with space stations, mysteries, and just the right amount of existential dread to make your morning coffee feel a tad more invigorating. It’s as if he took the concepts of physics, sprinkled them with madcap enthusiasm, and tossed them into a blender set to high—resulting in a smoothie of speculative fiction that may or may not have gone too far. But wait! Before you rush to pat yourself on the back for your excellent taste in literary escapades, consider the implications of this journey through the void. *Revelation Space* dares to entertain questions like: What happens when the human race runs out of room to expand? And why does everyone seem to have such a complicated relationship with their AI assistants? One can’t help but wonder if Reynolds had a particularly confusing encounter with a vacuum cleaner while penning this universe’s absurdities. Fans of space opera might find themselves in a delightful conundrum as they navigate through Reynolds’ imaginative worlds, where the possibilities are as endless as the tedious debates about which Star Wars film is the best. And for those who enjoy their narratives with a side of irony, you’ll be tickled to discover that the universe is not only expanding, but it may very well be laughing at your attempts to comprehend it. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, sporting a cover that appears to have been engaged in a fierce battle with the elements (or perhaps just an overly enthusiastic reader). The pages are dog-eared, as if they’ve been enthusiastically thumbed through by an intrepid space explorer—possibly while on a quest for the best curry in town. Expect the occasional coffee stain that adds a certain *je ne sais quoi* to your reading experience, reminiscent of a long-forgotten café where dreams and plot holes are brewed side by side. It’s the kind of wear that suggests this book has been loved, debated, and perhaps shouted at during particularly intense chapters. As you embark on this literary journey, prepare yourself for a plethora of thoughtful insights alongside casual observations about the futility of existence—perfect for those evenings when you want to feel both intellectually stimulated and slightly disheartened. Reynolds’ style, with its intricate prose and philosophical musings, could leave you pondering whether you too might one day write a 700-page saga about the futility of finding a decent cup of tea in space. So why not add *Revelation Space* to your collection? After all, it’s not every day you come across a book that invites you to contemplate the interstellar while simultaneously making you laugh at the absurdity of human nature—especially when that book is available at Crappy Old Books. Grab it, settle down in your most comfortable chair (preferably while wearing those mismatched socks), and prepare for a cosmic ride that might just change how you look at the night sky—or at least give you some excellent conversation starters at your next dinner party. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/882/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/revelation-space.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Books 9780441009428 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-881 Martin Luther Selections From His Writings by John Dillenberger Ah, the illustrious year of 1961: the dawn of the mini-skirt, the height of the space race, and the year the world was graced with John Dillenberger’s "Martin Luther: Selections From His Writings." A title so riveting, it might just catapult you back to the 16th century, if not quite literally, then at least through the dense fog of theological puns and ponderings. Imagine sipping tea while being serenaded by the musings of a man who once nailed his grievances to a church door. A true romantic, isn’t he? In this hefty anthology, Dillenberger, presumably with a quill and an inkpot, has stitched together a patchwork of Luther’s most profound thoughts, suitable for both the academic and the mildly curious. It’s like the literary equivalent of a buffet where you’re uncertain if you want the roast or the mystery casserole at the end of the line. Will you find yourself devouring spicy morsels of doctrine, or will you suffer the indigestion of historical context? One can only hope the book comes with a disclaimer: "Read at your own risk!" As you leaf through the yellowed pages—electronically unencumbered and blissfully devoid of an ISBN, you’ll find yourself contemplating the weighty matters of salvation, grace, and, dare we say it, indulgences. Who wouldn’t want to know what Martin Luther had to say about a good day’s work? Spoiler alert: he does not recommend procrastination, especially if one has a reformation to instigate. But wait! There’s more! You see, this isn’t merely a collection of pious notes from a man who rebelled against the Catholic Church; it’s a veritable time capsule of 1960s academia. Dillenberger’s commentary laces each selection with a pinch of irony and a dash of sarcasm, probably meant to soften the sometimes austere edges of Luther’s theology. It’s like that friend who shows up at a party dressed as Martin Luther but manages to fit in with the crowd by cracking jokes about indulgences and the state of the papacy. How charming! How bold! Discover the original 95 ways to annoy the church (minus the hashtags). Experience the joys of Latin translations—because who doesn’t love a linguistic workout? Unravel the mystery of why nailing things to doors went out of style. Giggle at the Renaissance man’s version of ’hot takes’ on faith and reason. Wonder if the Reformation would have gone differently if Luther had a Twitter account. But don’t let the book’s age fool you into thinking it’s as dusty as its pages may suggest. No, dear reader. This is not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, an intellectual icebreaker, and perhaps the only thing standing between you and a particularly awkward silence at your next dinner party. "Ah, yes, I do enjoy a good theological debate over roast lamb. Have you read Luther?" Condition: Used, in a state that others might refer to as ‘well-loved’ or ‘gently crumbling,’ depending on your penchant for euphemism. The cover retains its dignified charm, albeit with a few scratches and maybe a tea stain or two—evidence of its previous life as a companion to someone who likely experienced existential dread while pondering the meaning of faith. No one’s perfect, not even literary tomes. So, if you find yourself yearning for a dose of historical irony, theological discourse, or simply an amusing read to accompany your afternoon tea, look no further than "Martin Luther: Selections From His Writings." It’s available at Crappy Old Books, where we believe old tales deserve a second chance—preferably with a side of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/881/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/martin-luther-selections-from-his-writings.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anchor no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-878 Making Love by Alan Bold In a forgotten corner of the literary landscape, nestled between avocado green shag carpets and the unmistakable scent of old coffee, lies *Making Love* by the perpetually underappreciated Alan Bold. Published in 1978 by Pan Books—an establishment known for its daring forays into the murky waters of social consciousness—this tome promises not just a glimpse into the tumultuous world of human relationships, but also a good chuckle at the era’s earnest attempts to understand the unquantifiable chaos of affection. If you’re searching for the manual on how to navigate the treacherous waters of courtship, you may wish to lower your expectations. This book arrives not as a how-to guide, but rather a series of vignettes that may leave you pondering the very nature of love and questioning your life choices. Bold’s prose waltzes between the absurd and the profound, often tripping over its own metaphorical shoelaces—much like the characters it depicts. Set against the backdrop of a time when bell-bottoms were as common as misguided relationship advice, this book is a delightful artifact of a past that perhaps should remain a bit more…past. Within these pages, you may encounter a hodgepodge of charmingly flawed characters whose misadventures in romance are as relatable as they are cringe-worthy. Whether it’s a hapless poet trying to woo a woman with dubious taste in literature or an aspiring artist whose obsession with existential dread leads to disastrous dates, the stories ring with a kind of bittersweet irony. Readers can only marvel at how we, too, may have once believed that love could be deciphered like a crossword puzzle, only to discover it’s more akin to navigating a funhouse maze where the mirrors twist and distort the truth. Expect to find observations on love that range from the astoundingly prescient to the endearingly outdated. In a world where social conventions have evolved faster than the speed of a 1970s disco beat, Bold’s commentary serves as a quirky time capsule filled with phrases and notions that may leave modern readers scratching their heads. You might find yourself pondering whether the world was truly more romantic back then or if nostalgia has simply obscured your vision. Variety of poetry from across the years including: Archilochus Theocritus Lucretius Petronius Paul the Silentiary Geoffrey Chaucer John Skelton Robert Herrick John Drydon Roger McGough Wendy Perriam Mainly really old poems with only 19 authors from this century. Probably 100 authors in total. Bold’s knack for irony is on full display, inviting you to chuckle at the absurdity while simultaneously allowing for a moment’s reflection. It’s almost as if he writes with a wink, as if to say, "Don’t take this too seriously, love is just as confounding today as it was in my day." The title alone—*Making Love*—is a bold statement, yet one can’t help but wonder if it might just be an elaborate ruse for a deeper exploration of human connection, or perhaps just a cheeky nod to the era’s romantic ideals, influenced by the likes of The Beatles and their cohort of flower children. As you venture into this world of questionable choices and earnest attempts at meaningful connection, you might also find yourself appreciating the book’s charming imperfections. The yellowing pages, the faint whiff of nostalgia, and the occasional margin note from previous readers, perhaps revealing their own secrets and heartbreaks, all lend an authenticity that today’s pristine, digital-first novels sorely lack. Condition: Used. This literary relic is presented in a condition that could only be described as ’well-loved’. Expect its covers to bear the marks of time, perhaps a few creases and dog-eared pages that whisper stories of their own. The spine is slightly worn, suggesting it has traveled through many hands and hearts, each leaving a trace of their passage. Consider it a badge of honour—a testament to its enduring relevance in a landscape forever shifting beneath our feet. So, whether you’re an avid collector of quirky literature or a reluctant participant in the endless circus of love, *Making Love* is a wonderfully ironic addition to your shelf of second-hand wisdom. Embrace the nostalgia and irony of this bygone era with a purchase from Crappy Old Books, where the past is always just a page away. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/878/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kaking-love.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330255851 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-876 Narrative of the life of Frederick Douglass an American Slave by Frederick Douglass In the grand theatre of literary works, few texts manage to wear the cloak of history with as much poise and grit as "Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: An American Slave." Published in the not-so-distant year of 1997 by the venerable Signet Classics, this particular edition may not be the original, but it has all the charm of a second-hand book with a life story all its own. Like a well-loved sofa, it may show some signs of wear, but it retains the ability to draw you in, beckoning you to sit down and engage in its riveting discourse. Imagine the sheer audacity of a man—Frederick Douglass, no less—who transformed himself from a life of bondage to one of eloquent advocacy. This narrative is a testament to his indomitable spirit, wrapped up in sharp prose that could practically slice through the very chains it seeks to critique. It is a work that extends beyond the mere recounting of events; it’s an invitation to interrogate the very fabric of American society, much like a particularly tenacious child questioning why the sky is blue on a road trip. Spoiler: the answer is complicated, just as Douglass’s life was. This particular edition, while not fresh off the press, carries with it the dust motes of history and the scent of second-hand bookshops, making it a perfect companion for anyone determined to engage with serious literature while also engaging in a bit of literary archaeology. Each page may well be a peek through the keyhole of time, revealing insights and revelations that continue to resonate in contemporary discussions about race, freedom, and humanity. It’s like opening a time capsule, albeit one that may have a slightly musty aroma. Within these pages, you’ll find Douglass’s life laid bare—an odyssey that encompasses the struggle for dignity against overwhelming odds. It’s packed with rhetorical flourishes that would make even the most jaded orator sit up and take notice. His words linger in the air like a fine cheese after a hearty meal; complex, rich, and occasionally pungent. Douglass implores the reader to reflect on the nature of freedom itself, all while navigating the social landscape of a nation grappling with its own contradictions. It’s not just a history lesson; it’s an exploration of the human condition, with enough twists and turns to keep even the most stoic reader engaged. But let’s not forget the quirks and tangents one might encounter as they delve into this tome. For instance, one may ponder how a book published in the late ’90s, clad in the garb of a classic, manages to maintain its relevance—much like that one old mixtape you can’t bear to part with, even though the cassette player is long gone. In an age of instant gratification, Douglass’s eloquent prose stands as a bastion of patience, urging us to slow down and reflect rather than scroll mindlessly through our feeds. In this particular edition, expect a few dog-eared pages and perhaps the occasional note from a previous reader—thoughts scribbled in the margins that may range from the profound to the absurd, like “This guy should really start a podcast!” or “Did he ever find a decent pair of shoes?” These little nuggets can serve as a delightful distraction from the weighty themes at hand, providing a glimpse into the minds of those who came before you, like a literary version of an archaeological dig. Condition: Used. This book has certainly seen better days, but don’t let its weathered exterior fool you. It has survived the test of time and countless readers, each adding their own little touch to its already rich tapestry. Expect a bit of wear, perhaps a dog-eared page or two, and the faint aroma of antiquity that only a well-loved book can possess. It is a survivor, much like Douglass himself, and is ready to continue its journey with you. So embrace the quirks, the imperfections, and the history that lies within the pages of this remarkable narrative. If you’re in the market for a second-hand book that challenges your intellect while making you chuckle at the absurdity of life, look no further than this edition from Crappy Old Books. It might just be the oddball companion you never knew you needed, filled with more stories than you could shake a stick at. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/876/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/narrative-of-the-life-of-frederick-douglas.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classic 9780451526731 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-874 One Day of Life by Manlio Argueta Picture this: it’s 1983, and the world is a chaotic mélange of disco balls, shoulder pads, and the unmistakable scent of anxiety as people grapple with the tumultuous events of the era. Amidst this swirling cocktail of cultural upheaval, Manlio Argueta emerges, armed with a typewriter and a penchant for existential musings. Enter “One Day of Life,” a novel that promises to be as refreshing as a lukewarm can of soda left in the sun—an experience, indeed, if not a pleasant one. Set against the backdrop of El Salvador’s political unrest, “One Day of Life” invites readers to join the existential crisis of its protagonist, who seems to be stuck in a perpetual loop of existential dread. It’s a narrative that meanders like a lost tourist in a foreign city—confused, disheveled, and desperately searching for directions that perhaps don’t exist. What can one really expect from a book published by Vintage Books? A vintage wine experience? More like the taste of vinegar! Readers are treated to a day in the life of a character who is, quite frankly, perpetually underwhelmed by the prospect of a new day. You might suspect that the title is a joke, considering how many days of life revolve around waiting for something—anything—to happen. Will our hero seize the day or simply let it pass by like an uninspired bus? Spoiler alert: it’s the bus. The prose flows like a river after a rainstorm—sometimes murky, sometimes enlightening, and occasionally threatening to overflow. Argueta’s exploration of life’s mundane moments is reminiscent of staring at the paint drying on a wall, only to realize the wall is actually a metaphor for the futility of existence. In this delightful little existential crisis, readers can expect to ponder some of life’s big questions, like “Should I really finish this book?” or “What is the meaning of life when you can’t even find your socks?” Now, let’s not skip over the footnotes and endnotes that might accompany your reading experience. They’re like quirky guest appearances in a dull sitcom—unexpected, and sometimes more entertaining than the main plot. You might find yourself chuckling at how earnestly the author examines the minutiae of daily life, as if it’s the last slice of pizza at a party, and everyone is too polite to grab it. Should you decide to indulge in this literary escapade, you may find your own day stretching out before you like a long, uninvited afternoon at a relative’s house, complete with awkward silences and too much tea. But fear not! Every page turned brings you one step closer to the conclusion that perhaps life, in all its absurdity, is worth contemplating—even if that contemplation feels like an uphill journey made on a pogo stick. Condition: Used, and by used, we mean it has seen more of the world than most vacationers. Expect dog-eared pages, a few coffee stains (caramel macchiato, if we’re being specific), and a slight musty aroma that whispers tales of attempted literary depth. This book has survived the ages, much like your eccentric uncle who still insists on wearing plaid shorts and knee-high socks. It’s a testament to resilience, much like your resolve to finish reading this blurb. If you find yourself in a contemplative mood, or perhaps just looking for a book that’s more conversation starter than conversationalist, then “One Day of Life” may be worth perusing. Just remember, life is short, but this book is long; it’s the perfect marriage of irony and the inexplicable fascination with existential musings. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books and embark on a journey that may leave you questioning everything—or at least your choice of reading material. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/874/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-day-of-life.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage Books 9780394722160 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-873 The Official Guide to Learning to Drive by Driving Standards Agency Ah, The Official Guide to Learning to Drive, a tome that promises to usher you into the world of motorized mayhem with all the finesse of a tea-drunk octopus attempting to navigate a tightrope. Published in 2004 by the esteemed Stationery Office Books—best known for their riveting pamphlets on stapler usage—this guide is your passport into the enigmatic realm of steering wheels and gear shifts. Or, at least, it was, before the age of TikTok tutorials and car technology that makes even the most seasoned driver feel like they’ve entered a sci-fi movie. Within these pages, you will find an impressive array of wisdom designed to help you conquer the perils of the road, including essential tips on how to execute a three-point turn without inadvertently launching yourself into a hedge, or how to avoid the age-old debate of whether a roundabout is an exciting opportunity for improvisation or simply a glorified traffic jam. The manual is imbued with the sort of earnestness that could only come from an agency whose very name sounds like it was plucked straight from a bureaucratic dystopia. But fret not, for the Driving Standards Agency has a knack for presenting even the most mundane driving tips with the enthusiasm of a cat introducing its latest mouse conquest. You may snicker as you flick through illustrations of various hand signals, or wonder if the authors themselves had ever tried parallel parking in a London street during rush hour. Perhaps you will chuckle at the ineptitude of someone trying to decipher the intricacies of road signs that seem more like abstract art than navigational aids. Who knew a mere stop sign could inspire both dread and philosophical musings? One can only speculate about the intended audience for this guide. Are they fresh-faced teenagers ready to hit the roads, or perhaps those whose driving skills could be generously described as “rusty”? In truth, it might appeal to anyone who’s ever felt the urge to debate the merits of an automatic versus a manual gearbox while sipping lukewarm tea in a half-empty waiting room. Or, for that matter, seasoned drivers who enjoy indulging in a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing when clutch control felt more like a leisurely stroll through the park than an Olympic sport. As you delve deeper into the chapters, you will encounter a veritable smorgasbord of topics, including but not limited to: The art of avoiding speed cameras while simultaneously maintaining your dignity. Understanding your vehicle’s dashboard lights—Spoiler alert: they’re not just festive decorations. How to avoid engaging in meaningful conversations with your driving instructor while navigating the M25. Tips for managing anxiety when someone else is driving (hint: it involves deep breathing and possibly a stress ball). The intricacies of motoring etiquette—like whether it’s acceptable to mutter under your breath as you’re stuck behind a learner. Condition: Worn but full of character, this used copy has seen its fair share of road trips and panicked moments. Pages may be dog-eared, and the occasional coffee stain serves as a reminder of late-night cramming sessions. The cover bears the faint whiff of nostalgia, reminiscent of a bygone era when driving was considered a rite of passage rather than an existential dread. As such, it is perfect for anyone looking to channel a bit of that pre-2005 driving spirit (or just wants a good laugh at the expense of our collective driving incompetence). So, whether you’re a newly minted driver or someone who has simply lost their way in life (and by that, we mean literally because you forgot where you parked), this guide will make a splendid addition to your collection of quirky second-hand reads. Perhaps you’ll even find solace in the knowledge that you’re not alone in your motoring misadventures. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, where we believe the road to knowledge is often paved with questionable literary choices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/873/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-official-guide-to-learning-to-drive.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Stationery Office Books 9780115526084 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-872 Understanding and Using The British Legal System by Jeremy Farley Ah, “Understanding and Using The British Legal System” by Jeremy Farley, a title that suggests more of an adventure than a textbook. Published in 2002 by Key Advice Guides, this book is a veritable tour de force—if your idea of a thrilling jaunt involves poring over legal jargon and the occasionally baffling complexities of British law. For the brave souls who have ever wondered how a system can be both archaic and as tangled as a bowl of spaghetti, this book might feel like a self-imposed challenge akin to deciphering ancient hieroglyphs while riding a unicycle. From the moment you lay eyes on its somewhat unassuming cover, you might find yourself pondering what it is about the British legal system that has inspired a tome this substantial. Does it promise clarity? Or perhaps it merely delights in confounding its readers with a plethora of statutes that seem to be written in a code only understood by those who’ve spent at least a decade in a dusty law library? The book subtly invites you to consider a series of pressing questions: Could the law be simpler? Is it really meant to be understood by mere mortals? And, perhaps most importantly, why are there so many references to obscure Latin phrases that sound like they should belong in a Hogwarts classroom? Farley, in his infinite wisdom, makes every effort to illuminate the shadows of the legal labyrinth, guiding you through the ins and outs of British law as though you are an unsuspecting contestant on a rather dry game show. You may even discover juicy tidbits that reveal the quirky side of legal proceedings, such as why judges wear wigs (which, let’s be honest, is really just a stylistic choice gone awry). The book covers a range of topics that may include but are certainly not limited to: The peculiarities of UK court structures How to avoid accidentally becoming a defendant The surprising lack of wizards in legal texts What that ‘double jeopardy’ thing actually means A cheat sheet for your next pub quiz As you traverse the chapters, you will likely become intimately acquainted with legal terms that would make even the most stoic of solicitors raise an eyebrow. You might find yourself contemplating the socio-political implications of the legal system while simultaneously grappling with the realization that this book has more footnotes than a particularly verbose novel. Who knew that understanding British law could feel like reading a script from a poorly-produced soap opera? But fear not, dear reader! This book is more than just a collection of rules and regulations; it’s a quirky snapshot of a system that embodies both tradition and confusion in equal measure. Farley aims to demystify the legal jargon, making it accessible for those of you contemplating a career in law, or perhaps merely trying to impress your friends at parties with your newfound lexicon. However, one must approach this text with the understanding that it may prompt more questions than answers, leading you to the existential crisis that is: “What does it all mean?” Condition: Used and slightly worn, this book carries the charm of a bygone era along with the faint aroma of old coffee and missed deadlines. Each page bears the marks of previous readers, some of whom may have scribbled their thoughts in the margins—thoughts that might range from “This is a riveting read!” to “What have I done with my life?” As you flip through the pages, you might catch glimpses of their despair, perhaps even a doodle or two, reminding you that you are not alone in this quest for legal enlightenment. So, if you find yourself yearning to decode the British legal system while enjoying a sense of irony and a dash of self-deprecation, grab your copy of “Understanding and Using The British Legal System.” It’s available through Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the literary relics that remind us of how bewildering—and occasionally entertaining—life can be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/872/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/understanding-and-using-the-british-legal-system.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Key Advice Guides 9781900694865 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-870 The Complete GuideTo Sports Nutrition by Anita Bean Welcome, dear reader, to "The Complete Guide to Sports Nutrition," a tome so comprehensive that it could easily serve as a doorstop, a paperweight, or an intricate puzzle for the intellectually inclined. Authored by the illustrious Anita Bean—whose name is as robust as a well-cooked lentil stew—this guide was published in the halcyon days of 2000, an era so fondly remembered for its technological simplicity and the widespread acceptance of low-fat everything. With a cover that might remind you of an overzealous gym poster from the turn of the millennium, this book promises to revolutionise your relationship with food, unless, of course, you’ve already committed to an all-chocolate diet. Inside, you’ll find a veritable cornucopia of information, from the types of carbohydrates that will allegedly make you run faster (or at least look like you could) to the legendary protein shake recipes that could cause even the most ardent tofu skeptic to reconsider their life choices. But be warned! This guide is not for the faint of heart. Anita Bean doesn’t just scratch the surface; she plunges deep into the abyss of calorie counts, hydration strategies, and macronutrient ratios that could leave you gasping for air. You might find yourself questioning your very existence: Was it really necessary to know the exact grams of quinoa needed to fuel a leisurely Sunday stroll? Spoiler alert: probably not. As you flip through the pages, you may encounter an array of illustrations depicting both the joy of athleticism and the existential dread of never quite being fit enough. There are charts that rival the complexity of tax returns and tables that seem to suggest that perhaps all food is, in fact, a direct path to eternal damnation—at least, in the eyes of a calorie counter. For those of you who thrive on lists, fret not! This book caters to your inner list-lover with a series of enchanting bullet points that will tantalise your taste buds and frighten your inner sloth. Here’s a sneak peek at what you might find: Essential nutrients for peak performance (or at least for looking the part). How to convince your friends that kale chips are indeed a food group. The great debate: Is coconut oil a miracle or merely a well-marketed fad? Meal prep tips that may induce mild existential crises. A comprehensive guide to deciphering food labels, because who doesn’t love a good riddle? Condition: Used, but in a state that aptly reflects this book’s long journey through various snack-fueled athletic quests. Expect dog-eared pages, a few enthusiastic highlighter marks, and the faint aroma of protein powder that may or may not blend well with the scent of stale gym socks. A certain charm emanates from its well-loved condition, proving that this book has been treasured by at least one adventurous soul who dared to embark on a nutrient quest. In a world where the concept of ‘sports nutrition’ has evolved into a virtual minefield of trends and fads, this guide stands as a monument to a simpler time—when nutrition was less about Instagram photos and more about whether you could outrun your mate in the pub quiz. So whether you’re an aspiring athlete, a casual park jogger, or someone who simply enjoys reading about the nutritional merits of flaxseeds while nestled comfortably on the couch, "The Complete Guide to Sports Nutrition" might just be the quirky companion you never knew you needed. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the past meets the absurdly fascinating present, one dusty title at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/870/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-guide-to-sports-nutrition.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A & C Black 9780713653892 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-868 Tai Chi by Tin-Yu Lam In a world spiraling faster than a spinning top on a wobbly table, Tai Chi by Tin-Yu Lam emerges like a gentle slap to the face in a crowded tube train. Published by Gaia Books, and entirely possibly for the sole purpose of confusing gym-goers and yoga enthusiasts alike, this tome offers readers a chance to embrace the art of contemplation while simultaneously trying to remember if they left the kettle on. Now, you may find yourself pondering, “Why should I read a book on Tai Chi when I can just as easily pretend to practice it in my living room while watching reruns of a nature documentary?” Well, dear reader, this book may just convince you that a deliberate clash of limbs and philosophy is indeed what your life has been missing. With Tin-Yu Lam as your whimsical guide, you’ll find a text that potentially holds the secrets to internal peace or, at the very least, an excellent excuse to wear comfortable clothing in public. Let us consider the scholarly merits of Tai Chi. Here is a book that offers a delightful medley of principles, postures, and perhaps a sprinkle of mysticism that might rival your local fortune teller’s claims. You’ll encounter enlightening anecdotes woven throughout the pages, which may or may not involve a cat named Mr. Whiskers who practices deep breathing in the sunniest corners of the garden. Lam takes great care to remind us that Tai Chi is not just about the slow-motion martial arts moves you might clumsily attempt at a community centre; it’s a lifestyle, a gentle rebellion against life’s frenetic pace, or a fantastic way to avoid responsibilities on a Sunday afternoon. Readers might be treated to sections that explore the philosophical underpinnings of the practice, such as the concept of Yin and Yang. One can only hope that Lam’s exploration of this ancient concept is as riveting as watching paint dry, but with a bit more styling. Expect to encounter nuggets of wisdom about balance, harmony, and how to remain grounded whilst balancing a cup of tea on your head—a true British skill. But what would any self-respecting instructional book be without a plethora of practical tips? In Tai Chi, you can anticipate a bullet-pointed list of postures that may inspire you to abandon all social engagements and instead stand in the park while contemplating the meaning of life. Or at least, the meaning of your next meal. Here are just a few highlights you might find inside: The art of moving like a sloth while simultaneously looking graceful. How to impress your friends with your ability to remain still for extended periods. Identifying the best locations for Tai Chi practice (hint: avoid busy roads and small children). In-depth discussions on achieving inner peace while outwardly panicking. Common mistakes made by novices who confuse Tai Chi with Tai Fried Rice. Condition: This copy has been previously enjoyed, which means it carries the charm of age, the fragrance of dust, and perhaps a few spidery notes from its time gathering wisdom on a forgotten shelf. Expect some dog-eared pages that hint at a history rich with sporadic inspiration and moments of existential dread. No one can say how this book has been treated, but it is still very much alive and ready to guide you through the gentle art of shadowboxing. So, is Tai Chi the book you never knew you needed, or merely a manual for achieving the most relaxed version of yourself while avoiding actual exercise? The answer lies in the unfolding pages, waiting for you to discover the joys and absurdities of this ancient practice. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where second-hand treasures await to ignite your curiosity and perhaps even prompt you to move in slow motion for the rest of your days. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/868/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-gaia-busy-persons-guide-tai-chi.jpg 3.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gaia Books 9781856752077 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-866 Body For Life by Bill Phillips & Michael DOrso Welcome to the world of "Body For Life," where the only thing more inflated than the promises of the authors might just be your hopes for a six-pack. Published in the raucous year of 2001, this book by Bill Phillips and Michael DOrso serves as a veritable treasure trove for those who believe that strenuous exercise and unsustainable dieting can suddenly transform one into a Greek god—or at least into someone who can fit into last year’s skinny jeans for the office Christmas party. Picture this: a time when people genuinely thought the answer to their fitness woes lay in a single book, complete with a cover that might just be as bright and enthusiastic as the neon leg warmers of the ’80s. That’s right, the year 2001, when the internet was still a tangle of dial-up tones and clunky PCs, and the only calories most people cared about were the ones they counted in takeaways. Phillips and DOrso have crafted a manifesto that promises you can spend only 12 weeks to get your ‘Body for Life,’ which feels suspiciously like a euphemism for ‘new year, new you’ desperation. In this exhilarating read, you will stumble upon a concoction of exercise regimes and diet plans that require more commitment than a relationship with a particularly needy houseplant. The authors suggest that with just a few simple lifestyle tweaks, you can achieve your fitness goals—or, at the very least, become a master of guilt-inducing self-loathing when you inevitably reach for that extra slice of pizza rather than the kale smoothie of your dreams. Who needs therapy when you can just berate yourself over your snacking habits instead? What can you expect inside this second-hand tome? A cornucopia of “insights” that might prompt you to question your life choices, not least of all your decision to pick up a book that has more pictures of chiseled abs than actual content. You could say this book is a bit like a personal trainer who will shout at you while simultaneously offering a protein shake. In fact, the book likely contains a bulleted list of all the exciting things you can do to transform your life, such as: Engage in ‘high-intensity’ workouts that leave you questioning your life choices. Consume meals scheduled so strictly you’ll be dreaming of chicken breast by 3 PM. Commit to changes that might make you rethink your priorities—or your sanity. Embrace a process that makes you feel like your body is a science experiment gone slightly awry. And most importantly, learn to navigate the complex world of ‘cheat days’ like a seasoned pro. While the authors may have penned this work during a period when fitness was still a bit of a novelty and not the multi-billion-pound industry it is today, it’s fascinating to see how advice from two decades ago still resonates—mainly because it’s just as outdated as the concept of dial-up. If you’re looking for a nostalgic trip back to a time when everyone was convinced they could sculpt their bodies via sheer willpower and a protein shake, this book is a delightful read. Condition: Used, of course, because what better way to embrace the irony of self-improvement than with a book that’s been lovingly thumbed through by someone who, let’s be honest, probably lost their resolve around page 47? Expect slightly dog-eared pages, the faint smell of desperation, and a few notes in the margins that might give you insight into someone else’s failed attempt at fitness enlightenment. Perfect for the discerning reader who enjoys the contrast of aspiration against the backdrop of human fallibility. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery that may or may not lead you to your ideal physique—or at least provide a few chuckles along the way—consider snagging a copy of "Body For Life" from Crappy Old Books. It might just be the workout for your bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/866/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/body-for-life.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins Publishers Ltd 9780007131921 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-865 The Complete Idiots Guide To The Pilates Method by Karon Karter Ah, the year 2001—a time when flip phones ruled, frosted tips were a fashion statement, and the world was just beginning to discover the joys of Pilates. Enter "The Complete Idiots Guide To The Pilates Method" by the ever-enthusiastic Karon Karter, a tome that assures you that you, too, can master this exercise craze that seemed to pop up right out of a 1980s aerobics class, complete with leg warmers and questionable hairstyles. With its reassuring title, it practically screams, “You don’t have to be an athlete to flail about gracefully!” In this charmingly outdated guide, you will find a delightful mix of earnest enthusiasm and a hint of condescension, as if Karter herself is peering over her horn-rimmed glasses, smiling knowingly while you awkwardly attempt a “roll-up” on your living room floor. How wonderful it is that the author has taken the time to address every conceivable question an “idiot” might have—questions like “What is Pilates?” and “How do I avoid breaking my neck while trying to do The Hundred?” The journey begins with a fascinating dive into the history of Pilates, which, let’s be honest, reads like a whimsical tale of a German circus performer who apparently had a penchant for physical rehabilitation. Who knew that the path to a more limber you was paved with so much historical intrigue? From there, Karter ushers you into the world of exercise with the grace of a swan, albeit a slightly clumsy one attempting to negotiate an obstacle course of resistance bands. What truly sets this book apart is its unabashed commitment to the idea that anyone—yes, even you, with your two left feet and a proclivity for couch-sitting—can become a Pilates aficionado. The exercises are handily catalogued, complete with illustrations that look like they’ve been borrowed from an art school’s “How to Draw Awkwardly” class. You’ll learn all about the foundational moves, which are somehow both simple enough to understand and complex enough to ensure you always feel a little lost. After all, what’s fitness without a hint of existential dread? Here’s what you’ll find lurking within these pages, eagerly awaiting your eager hands: A comprehensive guide to the equipment that both terrifies and intrigues, including the infamous reformer, which has the audacity to look like a medieval torture device. Tips on breathing that will make you question how you’ve been inhaling and exhaling for the last few decades. A variety of exercises, from the deceptively simple “Cat-Cow” stretch to the gloriously confusing “Saw,” which is somehow less about lumberjacking and more about finding your core. Motivational statements that will make you feel like you can conquer the world—or at least your yoga mat—if you just believe hard enough. A glossary of terms that includes everything from “neutral spine” to “powerhouse,” which sounds suspiciously like a superhero team-up. Condition: This particular copy has been lovingly thumbed through by individuals who, like you, stumbled upon the promise of a leaner physique, only to discover that Pilates is more about inner peace than the outer six-pack. Expect some creases, the occasional coffee stain (because who hasn’t spilled their morning brew while attempting to find their zen?), and perhaps a few dog-eared pages that whisper tales of fitness journeys both tragic and triumphant. So, if you find yourself yearning to attractively contort your body into shapes that baffle friends and family alike—or if you simply wish to possess a quirky relic from a time when Pilates was still considered somewhat avant-garde—look no further than this delightful guide. After all, who wouldn’t want to be an “idiot” in the best possible way? Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more absurd than the title is the joy of rediscovering something beautifully outdated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/865/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-idiots-guide-to-the-pilates-method.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alpha 9780028639833 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-864 Handymans Handbook by David Koenigsberg Imagine, if you will, a world where DIY enthusiasts have their hands soiled not merely with paint, but with the existential dread of hammering nails into the fabric of their own inadequacy. Enter David Koenigsberg’s "Handyman’s Handbook," a veritable treasure trove of tips, tricks, and unintentional comedy for the aspiring home repair maverick. Published in 2003 by McGraw-Hill Professional, this book is more than just a manual; it’s a philosophical exploration of the human condition through the lens of a slightly off-kilter toolbox. In an age when the mere mention of the word "handyman" conjures images of dapper chaps in overalls with an impressive array of power tools, Koenigsberg takes us on a whimsical journey through the often bewildering landscape of home improvement. One can only wonder if the author was inspired by an epiphany in the plumbing aisle of a local DIY megastore or if he simply tripped over a rogue toolbox at a particularly inauspicious moment in his life. Either way, one thing is certain: the journey of home repair is fraught with humorous mishaps, and this handbook captures them with a deftness that rivals the most skilled of carpenters. What does one expect from a handbook that promises to make you a "handyman" without actually requiring you to possess qualifications, skills, or even a functioning grasp of the English language? Koenigsberg offers up an encyclopaedic array of topics that may seem innocuous to the untrained eye but serve as a delightful reminder that the path to home improvement is paved with the shattered remains of poorly executed projects and dubious decisions. You might find yourself pondering profound questions such as: “Is it really necessary to assemble that IKEA shelf?” and “Can I use duct tape to fix a broken heart?” Through a series of oddly-specific sections, readers will encounter a myriad of insights that can only be described as utterly relatable—if by “relatable” you mean “filled with the kind of advice that makes you question your life choices.” Here, you will learn about the following: The art of convincing your friends that you actually know how to use a level. The essential differences between a hammer and a mallet (spoiler: one is for precision, the other is for the aftermath of poor decisions). A guide to selecting paint colours based on your emotional state (because who hasn’t wanted a living room that screams “I’ve made terrible life choices”?). How to expertly dodge your landlord’s requests to fix that leaky faucet. Winning strategies for avoiding discussions about home repairs at dinner parties. With its tongue firmly planted in cheek, "Handyman’s Handbook" provides a much-needed dose of humour to the often-stressful domain of home maintenance. Readers might find themselves chuckling at Koenigsberg’s uncanny ability to paint a picture of domesticity that is both idealistic and utterly farcical. If you’ve ever attempted to put together a piece of flat-pack furniture only to end up with a sculpture resembling modern art, this book is undoubtedly for you. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy may have a few dog-eared pages, the occasional ink stain, and a certain charm that only years of neglect can impart. It’s practically begging to be picked up and thumbed through by someone brave enough to face the chaos of home repair with a hearty laugh and a shrug of the shoulders. After all, what’s a little chaos among friends—and by “friends,” we mean your ever-growing collection of half-finished projects cluttering your living room. So why not add this delightful tome to your collection of second-hand oddities? It might just inspire you to finally tackle that “fixer-upper” status of your home—or at the very least, provide you with plenty of reading material while you sip tea and contemplate your mounting list of home repairs. In the end, every handyman needs a handbook, even if it’s one that’s as endearingly flawed as their DIY attempts. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the imperfect and the bizarre! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/864/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/handymans-handbook.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books McGraw-Hill Professional 9780071416702 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-863 The First World War by Hew Strachan If you’ve ever fancied a thrilling romp through the dark alleys of human folly, "The First World War" by Hew Strachan is your ticket to an intellectual extravaganza that promises to be as riveting as watching paint dry—if that paint were the ruins of empires and had a penchant for trench foot. Published in 2004 by Simon & Schuster Ltd, this tome dares to dissect one of history’s most catastrophic events with the sort of rigor usually reserved for legal documents and IKEA assembly instructions. Now, one might wonder: who would want to read a lengthy historical account of a war that involved the wholesale slaughter of millions of young men, the complete dismantling of four empires, and the creation of a century’s worth of geopolitical headaches? The answer, quite simply, is anyone with an affinity for masochistic intellectual pursuits. A casual reader may wish to steer clear; after all, ignorance is bliss, and there’s a certain comfort in believing that history merely repeats itself in less grotesque fashions. In "The First World War," Strachan takes readers on an epic journey through the trenches, battlefields, and the occasional tea break, where soldiers ponder the meaning of life while dodging artillery shells. One might even imagine him strolling through muddy battlefields, clipboard in hand, muttering into his dictaphone about the ’thrill of the charge’ while the blaring sounds of chaos play in the background. It’s history as you never wanted it—detailed, meticulous, and unflinchingly grim. What elevates this work above a mere catalogue of horrors is Strachan’s delightful penchant for the unexpected. Expect hair-raising anecdotes, like the time someone attempted to use carrier pigeons as a means of communication—because why not throw a little avian drama into a human catastrophe? The narrative dances through the absurdities of war with the grace of a wounded water buffalo, illustrating that while the stakes were high, the human experience was often peppered with spectacularly misguided decisions that could make even the most stoic historian chuckle nervously. Strachan’s prose is as rich as a Victorian pudding, and just as heavy. If you appreciate a writer who can weave in intricate details and footnotes thicker than the book itself, you’ll find yourself relishing the complexity of each page. This book is not just a read; it’s an endurance test, challenging your perceptions of narrative coherence and stamina in the face of dense historical analysis. You may find yourself wondering if you’ve accidentally signed up for a degree course halfway through. Within these pages, you’ll uncover: Detailed explorations of the war’s causes—because who doesn’t love a good argument about nationalism over tea? Painstaking analyses of key battles, complete with maps that could double as modern art. Insights into the myriad of human experiences, ranging from the valiant to the utterly absurd. Exhaustive discussions of military strategy that could leave even the most dedicated strategy gamers scratching their heads. Endless footnotes that threaten to outnumber the actual text and may require a separate indexing system. Condition: This book is used, which means it has witnessed its fair share of adventures and possibly more coffee spills than it cares to admit. Expect slightly dog-eared pages, a cover that has seen better days, and annotations from previous readers that might range from insightful to utterly baffling. It’s a history that has aged, much like a fine cheese or a bad decision from your youth. So, if you’re prepared to grapple with the complexities of a world gone mad, "The First World War" might just be the perfect companion for your insatiable thirst for knowledge—though you might want to keep a lighter book on hand for moments of existential dread. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and arm yourself with the kind of historical understanding that’s great for trivia nights, but perhaps not so much for cocktail parties. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/863/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-First-World-War.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon & Schuster Ltd 9780743239608 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-860 For Whom The Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway For Whom the Bell Tolls begins and ends in a pine-scented forest, somewhere in Spain. The year is 1937 and the Spanish Civil War is in full swing. Robert Jordan, a demolitions expert attached to the International Brigades, lies "flat on the brown, pine-needled floor of the forest, his chin on his folded arms, and high overhead the wind blew in the tops of the pine trees." The sylvan setting, however, is at sharp odds with the reason Jordan is there: he has come to blow up a bridge on behalf of the antifascist guerrilla forces. He hopes he’ll be able to rely on their local leader, Pablo, to help carry out the mission, but upon meeting him, Jordan has his doubts: "I don’t like that sadness, he thought. That sadness is bad. That’s the sadness they get before they quit or before they betray. That is the sadness that comes before the sell-out." For Pablo, it seems, has had enough of the war. He has amassed for himself a small herd of horses and wants only to stay quietly in the hills and attract as little attention as possible. Jordan’s arrival--and his mission--have seriously alarmed him. "I am tired of being hunted. Here we are all right. Now if you blow a bridge here, we will be hunted. If they know we are here and hunt for us with planes, they will find us. If they send Moors to hunt us out, they will find us and we must go. I am tired of all this. You hear?" He turned to Robert Jordan. "What right have you, a foreigner, to come to me and tell me what I must do?" In one short chapter Hemingway lays out the blueprint for what is to come: Jordan’s sense of duty versus Pablo’s dangerous self-interest and weariness with the war. Complicating matters even more are two members of the guerrilla leader’s small band: his "woman" Pilar, and Maria, a young woman whom Pablo rescued from a Republican prison train. Unlike her man, Pilar is still fiercely devoted to the cause and as Pablo’s loyalty wanes, she becomes the moral center of the group. Soon Jordan finds himself caught between the two, even as his own resolve is tested by his growing feelings for Maria. For Whom the Bell Tolls combines two of the author’s recurring obsessions: war and personal honor. The pivotal battle scene involving El Sordo’s last stand is a showcase for Hemingway’s narrative powers, but the quieter, ongoing conflict within Robert Jordan as he struggles to fulfill his mission perhaps at the cost of his own life is a testament to his creator’s psychological acuity. By turns brutal and compassionate, it is arguably Hemingway’s most mature work and one of the best war novels of the 20th century. This book has a bit of a split spine and pages 1-56 can be removed as a mini phamphlet for easy reading seperate to the trmaining 450 pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/860/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/for-whom-the-bell-tolls.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099908609 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-856 We Were Soldiers Once - And Young by Harold G Moore In the literary battlefield of memoirs, few tomes claim to hold the honor of recounting a conflict as tumultuous as the one scribed by Harold G. Moore. "We Were Soldiers Once... And Young" wades into the murky waters of war with the grace of a hippo in a tutu, promising to whisk you away on a heartfelt expedition through the blood-soaked fields of Vietnam. With a title that sounds like a motivational poster gone awry, expect a narrative filled with bravado, nostalgia, and perhaps a hint of the absurdity that the Vietnam War embodies. Strap in, dear reader; it’s all about to get delightfully chaotic. Published by Harper Torch in the early 2000s, this book is as much a nostalgic relic as it is a gripping account of combat. This isn’t just a memoir; it’s a time capsule, carefully preserving the clattering echoes of soldiers’ boots against the ground, mingled with the pop of gunfire and the rustle of hastily discarded love letters. Perhaps more importantly, it’s an examination of youth, camaraderie, and the ways in which naive optimism can be cruelly tested by the harshest realities. One can imagine Moore’s pen trembling with both excitement and dread as he chronicled the highs and lows that would make even the steeliest of veterans raise an eyebrow. But let’s pause for a moment to dissect the title itself. "We Were Soldiers Once... And Young" suggests a longing for a simpler time, before the perils of adulthood kicked in, as if it were some sort of soldierly initiation into the ranks of grown-ups who pay taxes and floss regularly. The paradox of glorifying youth while simultaneously confronting the horrors of war becomes almost poetic in its irony, leaving the reader to wonder if Moore was trying to write a memoir or simply a call to arms for a new generation of warriors armed with nothing but a good cup of tea and an excellent Wi-Fi connection. As you navigate through this tome, which may even be on the verge of crumbling into dust, expect a rollercoaster of emotions that range from heart-wrenching despair to moments of unexpected hilarity. You might find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of particular situations, only to be slapped back into reality by a sobering passage that makes you question your own existence. It’s the literary equivalent of being smacked on the back of the head by a love-struck cherub followed swiftly by an irate bouncer tossing you out into the rain. What can you expect from this layered work? Moore draws you into a vivid portrayal of military life that’s peppered with camaraderie, loss, and the irrepressible spirit of those who found themselves caught in an unwinnable situation. You’ll encounter tales that tug at the heartstrings while simultaneously making you appreciate the simple joys of civilian life, like deciding whether to have beans on toast or a full English breakfast on a Saturday morning. As you leaf through the faded pages, you might pick up on the more profound themes of sacrifice, brotherhood, and the life-altering impact of a single decision. It’s a book that begs to be pondered over a pint in the local pub, preferably while discussing the futility of war with your mates, only to be interrupted by a stranger insisting that they, too, were once young—or at least once claimed to be sold in a used bookstore. Condition: Used, which is a nod to both the state of the book and the experiences of its author. The pages may have the slightly crinkled charm of a well-loved novel, possibly carrying the scent of strong coffee or an unidentifiable food substance from a bygone era. The cover, while battered, still carries the proud insignia of Harper Torch, hinting at a once-glorious reputation that has withstood the tests of time and the occasional coffee spill. This book, while worn, still possesses the potential to ignite discussions that may lead you to question your life choices or, at the very least, your reading list. So if you’re in the market for a book that offers a blend of irony, nostalgia, and military adventure, look no further. "We Were Soldiers Once... And Young" is exactly the tome you didn’t know you needed in your collection, provided you’re willing to overlook its slightly tattered edges and embrace the literary journey ahead. Get it from Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, and some of them have a few more coffee stains than you’d like to admit. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/856/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/we-were-soldiers-once-and-young-sep-11.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Torch no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-855 To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee The unforgettable novel of a childhood in a sleepy Southern town and the crisis of conscience that rocked it, To Kill A Mockingbird became both an instant bestseller and a critical success when it was first published in 1960. It went on to win the Pulitzer Prize in 1961 and was later made into an Academy Award-winning film, also a classic. Compassionate, dramatic, and deeply moving, To Kill A Mockingbird takes readers to the roots of human behavior - to innocence and experience, kindness and cruelty, love and hatred, humor and pathos. Now with over 18 million copies in print and translated into forty languages, this regional story by a young Alabama woman claims universal appeal. Harper Lee always considered her book to be a simple love story. Today it is regarded as a masterpiece of American literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/855/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/To-Kill-A-Mockingbird-sep-11.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grand Central Publishing 9780446310789 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-854 Indian Country by Philip Caputo In a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the plot of a Philip Caputo novel, "Indian Country" invites you into a realm of unexpected cultural clashes and dubious ethical dilemmas. Published by Bantam Books in 1987 — that magical year when hair was big, and readers were blissfully unaware that the internet would one day ruin their ability to finish a book without checking their phones every three minutes — this tome beckons you with its tantalizing title, like a mysterious stranger at a deserted bus stop. Picture yourself transported to the ever-complicated landscapes of Native American life, where the past and present intertwine like an awkward dance at a family wedding. Caputo, who has mastered the art of wordsmithery with the grace of a toddler on roller skates, takes you on a journey through the complicated relationships and tensions between indigenous people and the rest of the world. But don’t worry; this isn’t your run-of-the-mill exploration of identity and culture. No, that would be far too easy. Instead, Caputo serves up a buffet of moral ambiguity seasoned with a healthy dose of irony. As you flip through the pages of this second-hand treasure, you may wonder if Caputo has a secret vendetta against clarity. Characters appear and disappear with the same frequency as your favourite sock in the wash, leaving you questioning not just their motives but your own sanity. The plot meanders like a mischievous river, occasionally plunging you into depths of philosophical musings that could rival a late-night discussion at a pub where everyone has had one too many pints. What can you expect from "Indian Country"? Well, brace yourself for: Jaw-dropping moments that leave you pondering what on Earth just happened. A cast of characters that seems to have wandered in from different novels entirely. A narrative arc that resembles a rollercoaster designed by an overzealous five-year-old. More existential crises than you can shake a stick at. Scenarios where the line between right and wrong blurs like a badly out-of-focus photograph. This book is not just an experience; it’s a journey through the bewildering wilderness of thought and reflection, albeit one that may require a compass and a map. If you’re in the mood for a novel that reflects the complexities and contradictions of life itself, look no further. "Indian Country" comes with a side of cultural critique and a sprinkle of existential dread, served in a battered paperback that has seen better days — much like the lives of the characters within its pages. Condition: Used, well-loved, and possibly haunted by the ghosts of previous readers who may have left behind their own existential questions. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (which might just add to the philosophical depth), and perhaps a few annotations that will leave you wondering if the previous owner was a literary genius or just very confused. This book has lived a life much like its characters — full of twists, turns, and the odd unexpected detour. Whether you’re a seasoned reader of Caputo or someone who’s just wandered into the wilds of second-hand bookstores, "Indian Country" is a quirky companion for anyone willing to lose themselves in a labyrinth of narrative disarray. Pick it up at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more unpredictable than our stock is the quality of our coffee. You might just find that "Indian Country" isn’t just a book; it’s an experience — one that you may or may not feel compelled to share at dinner parties. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/854/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/indian-country-sep-11.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-852 Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper In a world where the last surviving members of a dwindling tribe are somehow still the most interesting people in the room—regardless of their propensity for dramatic monologues—James Fenimore Cooper’s "Last of the Mohicans" stumbles off the press in a rather unremarkable 1992 edition by Pocket Books. With a title that hints at the last gasp of a once-mighty civilization, this unassuming paperback may lead you to wonder: are there really any Mohicans left, and if so, do they prefer their stories in black-and-white or technicolor? The answers are as elusive as the protagonist’s ability to find a decent cup of tea in the wilderness. Set against the backdrop of the French and Indian War—an era long before most of us could even spell "colonialism"—this novel follows the curious exploits of chaps who are about as good at navigating life’s complexities as they are at navigating the Delaware River. We meet Uncas, the noble and not-so-subtle hero, whose athleticism makes Olympic sprinters look like sloths on sedatives. This fine fellow, a paragon of virtue and valor, somehow finds himself surrounded by a motley crew of characters whose motivations are as muddled as the plot. You will question whether any of them ever had a solid plan or if they just enjoyed the thrill of running around in the woods while sporting elaborate hairstyles. What’s particularly enchanting about this edition of "Last of the Mohicans" is its ability to transport you to a time when social faux pas included not wearing a full set of feathers into battle. As you trudge through the pages, you’ll encounter all the charming clichés of the period: the stoic noble savage, the damsel in distress, and the ever-present threat of being ambushed by those pesky French forces. It’s almost like a historical hot potato—pass it fast, or you might just get burned with an anachronistic reference to modern-day politics. But let’s not forget the epic battles! Cooper serves them up in a way that makes you feel as though you’re attending an uneasy dinner party where everyone forgot to bring a dish. The pacing of the action scenes could rival that of a particularly slow-moving tortoise, leaving you to wonder if the real drama lies in the profound existential musings of the characters rather than the high stakes of gunpowder and tomahawks. You might even find yourself caring less about the outcome of the war and more about whether the characters will finally get around to addressing their emotional baggage—because nothing says “historic novel” quite like unresolved feelings. One cannot overlook the prose, either—rich, luxuriant, and dripping with the kind of adjectives that make you feel like you’ve just dined on a five-course meal of verbosity. Each sentence is a delightful labyrinth, leading you on a winding path through lush descriptions and philosophical meanderings that make you question not just the narrative’s direction, but your own life choices. Why are you reading this book? What does it all mean? Who really is the last of the Mohicans? The author might not provide the answers, but you’ll feel exceptionally enlightened, or at least a smidge confused by the end of it. Condition: This particular copy has seen better days, with a cover that appears to have battled a small army of coffee stains and a spine that bends in ways that would make a yoga instructor weep. The pages are dog-eared, and the faint scent of a bygone library lingers, adding a layer of nostalgia that only true bibliophiles can appreciate. You may find some annotations from previous readers, perhaps the thoughts of a confused soul who took the title a tad too literally. Rest assured, this used treasure was lovingly curated by Crappy Old Books, ensuring that it retains all the quirks and charms of a well-loved literary classic. So, if you’re in the market for a historical narrative that doubles as a philosophical treatise on the human condition and the art of dodging bullets, look no further than "Last of the Mohicans." It promises to entertain, confuse, and perhaps even enlighten you—as long as you remember to keep your expectations as low as the Mohicans’ remaining numbers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/852/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-of-themohawks-copy2.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780671759315 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-850 In Dangers Path by WEB Griffin In a world where the threat of peril lurks behind every corner, "In Dangers Path" by WEB Griffin invites you to an odyssey of, well, danger! Published in the illustrious era of 1998—when smartphones were still a figment of the imagination and the word "internet" was often prefixed with "dial-up"—this riveting page-turner promises to take you on a thrilling ride through the treacherous landscape of geopolitical intrigue. Though the book may be more ’used’ than a pair of socks on a hiking expedition, it is brimming with the kind of suspense that could make a sloth break into a jog. What exactly lies along the path of danger? You may ask. Is it a menacing antagonist lurking in the shadows? A band of lovable misfits stumbling through the bureaucratic minefields of espionage? Or is it merely the author’s questionable choice of plot twists that elicits gasps of disbelief? You’ll have to read on to find out! Remember, this isn’t just any old book; it’s a literary relic from a time when plot lines were as convoluted as a British road map and character development was often an afterthought, not unlike that one sock that always seems to disappear in the laundry. Griffin, a master of military fiction, is known for his unique ability to weave intricate tales that might make you question your own sanity. This book is no different. Perhaps you will encounter a cast of characters that feels oddly like a poorly assembled jigsaw puzzle—pieces that don’t quite fit but are somehow entertaining nonetheless. With a narrative style that might make you wonder if the author had a couple of cups of instant coffee too many, you are guaranteed to experience a blend of heroism and absurdity that only Griffin can deliver. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself pondering the following existential questions: Can one truly navigate the waters of danger without a map? Is it acceptable to read this book while eating toast? And above all, how did the cover end up with coffee rings that look suspiciously like a map of the United Kingdom? Ah, the mysteries of second-hand literature! But fear not, here’s what you might expect from “In Dangers Path”: Characters who will leave you guessing whether they’re inherently brave or just overly enthusiastic. Plot twists that arrive like uninvited guests at a dinner party—unexpected and slightly awkward. Dialogue that may make you chuckle, though probably not for the reasons the author intended. A narrative pace that could be described as “enthusiastically leisurely.” Occasional insights that might send you down rabbit holes of existential contemplation. Condition: As you might expect from a book of this vintage, it has seen its fair share of past lives. The spine has that well-loved curve, pages are slightly yellowed (a charming touch, really), and there are a few dog-eared corners that speak to its extensive, albeit questionable, readership. It could be rightfully claimed that this book has been through ‘dangers’ of its own, including the perilous journey from a dusty shelf to a bargain bin at your local charity shop. Think of it as a character in its own right, with stories just waiting to unfold. As you prepare to embark on this slightly haphazard adventure through “In Dangers Path,” consider visiting Crappy Old Books for your next literary treasure hunt. While the title may suggest an adrenaline-pumping escapade, be prepared for a whirlwind of irony, quirkiness, and the delightful nuances of a second-hand tale. After all, what better way to face danger than with a book that has already faced its own trials and tribulations? Grab your copy today, if only to add a dash of unpredictability to your bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/850/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/In-Dangers-Path.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove 9780515126983 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-849 The New Pocket Anthology of American Verse from Colonial Days to the Present by Oscar Williams In a world where poetry often lies dormant, hidden under the weight of complacency, Oscar Williams presents you with a curious artifact of literary history: "The New Pocket Anthology of American Verse from Colonial Days to the Present." Published in 1955 by the esteemed Washington Square Press, this anthology is less a mere collection of poems and more a time-travelling capsule, inviting you to witness the poetic evolution of a nation that sometimes seems to have forgotten its own verse. With a title so grand and a cover so unassuming, it boldly claims to span centuries in the span of your pocket—an audacious feat, if ever there was one. As you rummage through the musty pages, you’ll find an eclectic array of voices, each one vying for your attention like buskers on a bustling street corner. This anthology is a delightful mélange of the profound and the utterly perplexing, as it traverses the colonial musings of Puritan poets to the musings of modern-day scribes, all under the watchful eye of Williams himself. Is it an anthology? Is it a history lesson? Or perhaps a social experiment in gauging how many stanzas one can cram into a pocket-sized volume? The answer lies somewhere in the folds of the paper, waiting to be unearthed. Among the highlights (or lowlights, depending on your taste in verse), expect to encounter an array of poetic styles that could make even the most dedicated literary critic raise an eyebrow. From the solemnity of early American verses that reflect the trials and tribulations of a fledgling nation, to contemporary works that may leave you scratching your head in bewilderment, this anthology promises a veritable rollercoaster of emotions. And don’t forget the footnotes—those delightful morsels of context that could either enhance your understanding or send you spiraling into a poetic existential crisis. What truly sets this anthology apart is its uncanny ability to capture the zeitgeist of various eras, albeit through a rather skewed lens. How did the colonists express their feelings about the British? What did they think of the weather? The answers may surprise you, or at least provide a good chuckle as you ponder the whims and fancies of your forebears. In an age where Twitter has become the preferred medium for poetic expression, it’s refreshing to revisit the lengthy, meandering verses that once graced the lips of our ancestors. This anthology is a gentle reminder that poetry was once a grand affair, not just a series of hashtags. And let’s not forget the sheer convenience of portability! This pocket-sized tome is perfect for those who find themselves in desperate need of literary stimulation while waiting at the bus stop, though one should be prepared for the awkward glances from passersby as you peruse the works of Anne Bradstreet in 21st-century attire. After all, nothing screams ’cool’ quite like quoting colonial poets while trying to navigate the complexities of modern life. Embrace the awkwardness of reading poetry aloud to friends who prefer the latest pop hits. Discover the art of skimming vast swathes of historical context while pretending you’re an expert in American verse. Engage in heated debates over whether colonial poets had better word choices than contemporary lyricists. Experience a range of emotions—from boredom to mild amusement—within a matter of stanzas. Uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pages—or merely the secrets of early American angst. Condition: Used and well-loved, this book has clearly seen its share of hands—perhaps those of scholars, poets, or just enthusiastic eccentrics. There may be dog-eared pages and the faint scent of coffee (or is it despair?) wafting through its leaves. Each crease and smudge tells a story of its own, contributing to the book’s character. It’s a relic that beckons you to join the ranks of those who have pondered the weighty matters of existence through verse. So, if you’re ready to explore the poetic landscape of a nation that has experienced more than its fair share of ups and downs, this anthology is awaiting your perusal—that is, if you don’t mind the occasional quirkiness of its past readers. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and let the verses of yore guide you through the hilarity and absurdity of life, one pocket-sized poem at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/849/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/American-Verse-From-Colonial-Days-To-The-Present.jpg 5.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Washington Square Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-848 Heroes Gods and Monsters of the Greek Myths by Bernard Evslin In 1975, when fashion was questionable and bell-bottoms ruled the earth, Bernard Evslin unleashed "Heroes, Gods and Monsters of the Greek Myths" upon an unsuspecting public. This paperback relic from Bantam Books may not have the film rights, but it certainly has the unfiltered imagination of an era where even the most absurd tales were received with a nod and a hearty chuckle. One wonders if the author had a magic eight-ball or merely a ferocious love for oversized togas when piecing together these legendary yarns. Are you ready to embark on a rollercoaster of ill-fated romances, divine interventions, and the occasional tragic misunderstanding? If so, you’ve stumbled upon a treasure trove of misfit gods who frequently swapped their divine roles for petty squabbles over mortal affairs. Forget the modesty of modern storytelling; this collection is a full-on chariot ride through chaos as Evslin brings to life the likes of Zeus, whose love life rivals that of a soap opera star, and Hercules, who seems to have a penchant for tackling cleaning chores that would terrify even the most stalwart of homebodies. Every page is like a game of Greek charades, with gods flinging thunderbolts while mortals spend mildly amusing afternoons contemplating their next bad decision. Consider the stories of richly adorned heroes who may or may not have relied on the dubious advice of oracles that had perhaps skipped their morning coffee. Will these titans of lore manage to save the day, or will they find themselves mired in the kind of deep, mythological trouble that makes one long for the simplicity of a good old-fashioned Wednesday? Aside from the epic battles and the odd betrayal, you’ll encounter the ridiculous reality of divine absurdities. It is a veritable buffet of mischief, boasting a menu that might include: Zeus throwing tantrums over bad weather—which, considering his powers, seems entirely counterproductive. Aphrodite’s love escapades that could make even the most modern romantic comedy blush. Monsters that aren’t content with being mere footnotes in the annals of chaos. A collection of warriors whose idea of a good time involves a bit too much hubris. And a generous sprinkling of tragic misunderstandings that would make even a seasoned sitcom writer pause. One can’t help but marvel at the illustrations of the human condition that flutter through the pages like errant leaves in a tempest. Readers will likely find that amid the gods and their shenanigans, there is a curious reflection of our own peculiarities. Who among us has not felt as lost as a mortal in a labyrinth, only to find that the minotaur is perhaps just another daydream gone awry? Condition: You might find the pages yellowed—much like the ancient scrolls of yore—and perhaps a few dog-eared corners that speak of a life lived among the dusty shelves of libraries and attics. Rest assured, this tome has survived the test of time (albeit with a few battle scars), and it is ready to grace your collection with its presence, much like a persistent houseguest with an exceptional knack for storytelling. So, if you’re in the market for a book steeped in mythological hilarity, with all the grace of a drunken centaur, look no further. "Heroes, Gods and Monsters of the Greek Myths" awaits to reignite your imagination, or at least raise an eyebrow or two. Embrace the absurd and celebrate the peculiarities of existence, all while holding something slightly used, just like the history it represents. Crappy Old Books is here to make your literary experience as delightfully odd as the tales within this ancient tome. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/848/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Heroes-Gods-And-Monsters-Of-The-Greek-Myths.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553259209 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-846 The Development Of The Democratic Idea by Charles M Sherover In a world where everyone is clamoring for a voice, *The Development Of The Democratic Idea* by Charles M. Sherover stands as a steadfast monument to the complicated, often bewildering road toward democracy. Published in 1974 by Mentor Books, this literary relic is a delightful blend of intellectual musing and the perfunctory enthusiasm of an era that just couldn’t quite decide if it liked the idea of democracy or preferred the cozy embrace of a well-placed armchair critique. As you leaf through the pages, you might ponder whether democracy is truly a splendid invention or merely a fantastic excuse for over-caffeinated debates in back rooms. With the charm of a Sunday afternoon lecture, Sherover takes us on a historical jaunt through the ages, gracing us with keen insights that are as relevant today as they were during the disco era. Did the ancient Greeks really understand democracy, or were they just keen on a good party? Sherover tackles these pressing questions with the aplomb of someone who had far too much time on their hands and a penchant for philosophical musings. What you’ll find within these cover pages is a potpourri of ideas that may very well make you ponder your own political beliefs while simultaneously questioning why you’ve opted for a book that, frankly, seems as dated as bell-bottoms. Prepare for a journey through the evolutionary stages of democratic thought, sprinkled with the earnestness of a man who likely wore tweed jackets and sipped tea while pondering the universe’s greatest injustices. As you navigate the beautifully yellowed pages, expect to encounter Sherover’s take on such thrilling topics as the evolution of political systems, the role of the citizenry in shaping governance, and whether or not it’s acceptable to throw tomatoes at politicians (spoiler: it’s probably frowned upon). The prose is as thick as a London fog, yet Sherover weaves his arguments with the dexterity of a political juggler, leaving you wondering how he managed to balance so many ideas without losing his own train of thought. Condition: Used, of course, which means that this copy has been lovingly thumbed through by those who were perhaps in search of enlightenment or just an escape from reality. The cover shows signs of life—bent corners, a few coffee stains that could tell tales of late-night study sessions, and a spine that has crackled with the weight of many ponderous thoughts. Fear not, though; this book possesses that certain character that only a well-loved tome can have. It’s a bit like your eccentric uncle who tells wild stories at family gatherings—endearing, slightly disheveled, and possibly a tad incoherent at times. As you consider whether or not to take the plunge into Sherover’s world, ponder the myriad features this book offers: Historical anecdotes that might just make you the life of the party. Philosophical ramblings that could inspire a rousing game of “What even is democracy, really?” Footnotes that may or may not lead you down rabbit holes of further intrigue. Illustrations that are probably less than modern but provide a delightful peek into the past. An opportunity to join the ranks of people who can say they’ve read a book on democracy—an elite club, indeed. So, if you’re in the market for a book that provokes thought, sparks debate, and perhaps a touch of existential dread, look no further than *The Development Of The Democratic Idea*. You may find yourself questioning the very foundations of governance while desperately trying to recall where you left your coffee. Available at Crappy Old Books, where the old adage rings true: one person’s discarded tome is another’s philosophical treasure. Or, you know, just a good conversation starter at the pub. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/846/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Development-Of-TheDemocratic-Idea.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mentor Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-845 The Miracle Of Language by Charlton Laird In the cosmic chess game of human existence, one must ask: what is the most baffling move we ever made? Was it inventing fire? Or perhaps building pyramids? Nay! It was undoubtedly the unholy alchemy of conjuring words into existence, as examined in the raucously philosophical tome, The Miracle Of Language by Charlton Laird, a man whose name alone dares you to question the very nature of your existence and the words you use to ponder it. Published in 1957 by Fawcett, this book is a delightful anachronism, a time capsule of the literary musings from an era when people still believed in the power of language to solve all life’s problems—because, of course, who needs a therapist when you can just engage in a spirited debate about semantics? What awaits you within the pages of this verbal extravaganza? Ah, the joy of discovering a work that combines the intellect of a philosopher with the whimsy of a jester. Laird’s musings bounce between the profound and the utterly ridiculous, leaving readers wondering if they should be taking notes or just sipping tea and chuckling politely at the absurdity of it all. Expect a rich tapestry of ideas, woven together with a thread of irony that would make even the most cynical linguist crack a smile. As you traverse through Laird’s reflections, you’ll find yourself contemplating the true power of language—how it can elevate a simple ’hello’ into a Shakespearean soliloquy or reduce a heartfelt confession to mere gibberish. The prose is punctuated with anecdotes that will likely leave you chuckling and scratching your head simultaneously. Will you find enlightenment? Probably not. Will you find yourself questioning your own vocabulary? Absolutely. Here are just a few of the mind-bending topics that Laird grapples with in this delightful tome: The paradox of silence in a world obsessed with chatter The hidden meanings behind words that sound suspiciously like other words Why your cat might be the superior conversationalist The linguistic gymnastics involved in avoiding your mother-in-law’s probing questions The age-old debate of whether ‘ain’t’ should be considered a valid word (spoiler: it is) As you might expect, the book’s 1957 publication date offers a delightful glimpse into a bygone era when the world was still figuring out how to articulate feelings without resorting to emojis or hashtags. You might even find yourself chuckling at Laird’s occasional nods to linguistic evolution that are now hilariously outdated, as if your granddad were trying to impress you with his understanding of modern slang. Spoiler alert: he fails miserably. Condition: Used, but in a state that can only be described as ‘vintage charm.’ The pages may be yellowed with age, like a wise old sage, and the cover might be slightly battered, suggesting that it has lived through many a lonely night on a dusty bookshelf. It has a certain rustic allure, hinting that it has been loved, pondered over, and perhaps even spilled upon during a particularly intense debate about the merits of the Oxford comma. In short, it’s as charmingly flawed as the concepts it explores. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through the wild and wacky world of language with Charlton Laird as your guide, The Miracle Of Language is waiting for you. It’s a delightful reminder that, while words may have their limitations, the humor and irony we derive from them are boundless. Grab your cup of tea, settle into your favorite armchair, and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the language you speak—after all, this is from Crappy Old Books, where the past is always just a page turn away. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/845/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Miracle-Of-Langauge.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-844 All Quiet On The Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque In a world bursting with literary blockbusters and glittering bestsellers, it’s refreshing to find a novel like "All Quiet On The Western Front," a title that almost screams, “I’m here to discuss the more serious side of life, the universe, and everything.” First published at a time when perhaps the world needed a good dose of sobering reality—like watching a dog chase its tail with added existential angst—this masterwork by Erich Maria Remarque brings the reader face-to-face with the gritty, not-so-glamorous aspects of war. Spoiler alert: it’s not a picnic. One might assume that a book glibly entitled "All Quiet" would be a delightful romp through the rolling hills of pastoral England, complete with tea and biscuits. Instead, you’ll find yourself knee-deep in muddy trenches and philosophical musings that make a Proustian binge read look like light beach reading. With a cast of characters who, let’s face it, probably wouldn’t win any popularity contests, Remarque paints a vivid picture of the disillusionment faced by soldiers during World War I. It’s not your typical tale of heroics, but rather a sobering exploration of life, death, and the particularly un-romantic reality of human conflict. Set against the backdrop of a war that is as romantic as a three-legged dog in a dog show, our protagonist grapples with the absurdities of combat while trying to maintain some semblance of sanity (which, let’s be honest, is a tall order). Expect to encounter discussions about the nature of friendship, the futility of war, and the haunting echoes of gunfire—definitely not suitable for a light-hearted book club evening. If you’re looking to add a bit of existential dread to your bookshelf, then look no further! Let’s take a moment to appreciate the publisher, Ballantine Books, which seems to have taken a page from the “let’s make everything a little bit more serious” playbook. Their decision to re-release Remarque’s work in 1982 suggests they understood that the 80s were all about big hair and even bigger questions—so why not mix a little trench warfare with neon leg warmers? It’s practically a social commentary in and of itself. Now, if you are wondering about the condition of this particular tome, fear not. Condition: This book is used, bearing the marks of time like a war veteran proudly showing off a collection of medals—some coffee stains, a slight dog-eared corner, and maybe a few notes in the margins that could either be insightful commentary or the ramblings of a sleep-deprived reader. It’s just the right amount of character to remind you that while the pages may be worn, the truth contained within is as fresh as a daisy that’s just survived a hailstorm. This book is not for the faint-hearted or those who prefer narratives wrapped up in shiny bows. It’s a raw, unvarnished look at humanity stripped of its pretense, delivered with a poignant irony that echoes long after the last page is turned. If you find solace in the melancholy and enjoy pondering life’s big questions while sipping on a cuppa, then you may just be the target audience for this tome. So, what can you expect when you open this literary Pandora’s box? You’ll encounter: Reflections on friendship that might make you call your mates (or decide never to speak to them again). A solid amount of trench warfare philosophizing—perfect for those dinner party conversations that just fall flat. Characters whose life goals include surviving another day, which is oddly relatable. Enough existential dread to fuel a small army’s worth of self-reflection. Scenes so grim that they might make you rethink your plans for a weekend away. In the end, "All Quiet On The Western Front" isn’t just a book; it’s a journey through the labyrinth of human experience—a delightful yet somber detour from the sunny side of life. So why not add this particularly poignant piece of literature to your collection? After all, who doesn’t need a bit of literary angst to balance out the frivolity of life? Pick it up, dust off the cobwebs, and prepare for a reading experience that’s anything but quiet, all courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/844/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/All-Quiet-On-The-Western-Front.jpg 1.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780449213940 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-843 The Red Pony by John Steinbeck In a world teeming with glossy covers and celebrity endorsements, one would be forgiven for overlooking a book that sits quietly, wearing the patina of age like a badge of honor. Enter John Steinbeck’s "The Red Pony," a literary piece that beckons us back to simpler times, or perhaps just a time when we all had a red pony in our imaginations, if not in our backyards. First published in 1992, this edition from Penguin Books gives a cheeky nod to nostalgia while simultaneously raising an eyebrow at the absurdity of our own longing for pastoral innocence. Ah, the American landscape! Steinbeck has a knack for transforming the mundane into the profound, whether it’s the sweeping plains or the existential musings of a boy and his equine companion. But let’s not kid ourselves; "The Red Pony" could just as easily be a metaphor for the trials of adolescence, a rite of passage, or perhaps a veiled critique of our relentless pursuit of happiness—packaged neatly in a quaint little story. What’s not to love about a boy who learns life lessons from a horse? Spoiler: it’s not all riding off into the sunset. Now, let’s set the stage for some eyebrow-raising speculation. Perhaps the book is a not-so-subtle commentary on the absurdity of human dreams, much like that time you thought you could train a cat to fetch. Or could it be a reflection on the inevitability of loss, cleverly disguised as a children’s story? Steinbeck’s genius lies in his ability to make the reader ponder life’s complexities while they wonder how the heck they ended up at the animal shelter looking for a pony of their own. Besides, who doesn’t want to read about a boy and a pony? It’s practically a rite of passage for any bibliophile. And this particular edition, with its slightly dog-eared cover and pages that have been lovingly thumbed through, whispers of late-night readings under covers, the faint scent of popcorn lingering in the air, as you try to decipher the deeper meanings between horse grooming and the inherent struggles of growing up. Spoiler alert: it’s more complicated than you think. For those who enjoy the quirky charm of books that have seen better days, "The Red Pony" carries its own personality. The spine may be creased, and the pages might occasionally protest when turned, but therein lies its charm—like an old friend who has a few strange habits but is still worth keeping around for the stories. This book invites you into the folds of its character, imploring you to listen to the whispers of history as you navigate through its pages. Examine the delicate balance between hope and heartache. Debate whether the pony is the real protagonist or if it’s the boy who’s merely along for the ride. Contemplate the significance of the color red in life’s many turbulent journeys. Ponder the existential crisis of a child faced with the reality of their dreams. Remember: sometimes, the best life lessons come in the form of a hoofed companion. Condition: Used, yet brimming with character, this book has journeyed through time, collecting quirks and oddities like a badge of honor. The pages might have a few creases that suggest a life well-lived, while the cover shows signs of wear that could easily be mistaken for the textured patina of an antique. In a world full of sterile editions and lifeless printings, this copy of "The Red Pony" stands out, much like that one relative who insists on telling embarrassing stories at family gatherings. So, why not embark on this literary adventure? With a little faith in the worn-out pages of yesteryear, let the world of Steinbeck whisk you away—if not on a spirited red pony, then perhaps on the back of your own reflective musings. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and prepare to find yourself lost in a tale that transcends its own pages, making you question what it truly means to grow up (and whether you really want a pony after all). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/843/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Red-Pony-copy2.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140177367 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-840 Howards End by EM Forster Ah, "Howards End," a title that rolls off the tongue like the last remnants of a well-aged cheese, and equally as pungent if we’re being honest. This literary classic, penned by the ever-so-revered E.M. Forster, is a delightful jaunt through the tangled webs of class, society, and the occasional awkward tea party. Originally released eons ago in 1910, this particular 1992 edition by Holmes & Meier Publishers brings you a slice of nostalgia that’s almost as thick as the dust coating the shelves of second-hand bookshops—but we’ll get to that later. Set against the backdrop of Edwardian England, Forster’s narrative fancies itself a tale of connection, disconnection, and the ever-elusive quest for a sense of belonging. One would think that an estate named "Howards End" would offer a warm embrace, but alas, it’s more of a cold shoulder. With characters that flit about like moths drawn to a flickering candle, we observe their attempts to grapple with their own identities—while often wearing the most impractical hats, of course. It’s a bit like watching a game of cricket where no one quite knows the rules, and everyone ends up with grass stains on their trousers. You won’t find any heartwarming bonnets or high-spirited romances here; instead, expect a cavalcade of social commentary stitched together with the finest threads of irony. Forster expertly unearths the complexities of familial ties and societal expectations, all while navigating the sticky web of the British class system. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to sip tea while contemplating the existential dread of your social standing, this book is a masterclass. The characters are as endearing as they are exasperating. From the well-meaning but utterly clueless Margaret Schlegel to the somewhat insufferable Wilcox family, each individual serves as a mirror reflecting the absurdities of their time—or perhaps just the absurdity of humanity in general. The whole affair reads like a grand dinner party where the food is delightful but the conversation leaves you questioning your life choices. It must be noted that this edition, while charming in its own right, is used—so expect the smell of old paper and the occasional mysterious stain. You might even discover a few marginalia left by a previous reader, perhaps providing insight into their own existential crises, or merely a doodle of a cat. Either way, it adds to the charm of this already eccentric book. Condition: Used and proudly so! This copy has seen better days, possibly during a particularly rainy summer or after being subjected to the occasional cup of Earl Grey (note the subtle tea ring on page 34). The spine boasts delightful creases, suggesting that someone took this book on quite a journey—perhaps to an engaging book club discussion or a particularly tedious bus ride. The pages are lovingly yellowed, possessing that patina of age that says, “I’m full of wisdom, or at least, slightly crumpled.” In short, "Howards End" is not just a book; it’s an experience. A literary rollercoaster that offers up a veritable smorgasbord of philosophical musings alongside the kind of social critique that makes you want to toss your crumpets in frustration. If you’re keen on exploring the quirks of human nature while sipping your tea with a side of irony, this book is your perfect companion. Just remember to keep your hat on straight, as there’s plenty of perilous social drama ahead. So, if you fancy a read that will make you tilt your head and mutter, “What on earth were they thinking?” then look no further. Available now for your reading pleasure, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the stories are old, but the impact is anything but antique. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/840/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Howards-End.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Holmes & Meier Publishers 9780451174291 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-839 The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne Story about some people from before we had the internet and everthing was really boring. Ah, “The Scarlet Letter,” a literary classic that somehow managed to emerge from the gloom of its 1850 original publication and find itself packaged in this delightful 1981 Bantam edition. This book is not merely a story; it’s a historical artifact wedged between the pages of what must have been a very eventful year for paperbacks—an era famed for its questionable fashion choices and the inexplicable rise of neon. People were probably wondering why they suddenly needed to wear sunglasses indoors, but that’s a tale for another day. This particular tome finds itself adorned with the rather unfortunate label of ’used,’ which is merely a euphemism for ’has seen things’. You might perceive the occasional coffee stain or crinkle in the pages, but consider that every wrinkle tells a story—perhaps of a reader who waited too long in a café to finish a particularly passionate chapter before the barista decided they needed to close. Each bend and fold might represent a contemplative moment about sin, guilt, or the absurdity of life itself. What’s more tragic? A coffee spill or a heart full of remorse? In this iteration of Hawthorne’s dense moral musings, you may find yourself grappling with the weighty themes of punishment and societal judgment through the lens of a woman forced to wear a bright red ’A’ on her chest. It’s a bit like an early version of social media shaming, except instead of tweets, you get a heavy dose of 17th-century Puritanism. So, if you’re in the mood for a reading experience that doubles as a history lesson on the art of societal critique, look no further. Just be prepared for a whole lot of angst and only slightly less fashion sense than a standard issue medieval wardrobe. Of course, the narrative is peppered with Hawthorne’s trademark use of florid language and introspective philosophy, which is a bit like biting into an elaborate cake only to discover it’s made of marzipan and existential dread. You’ll want to set aside a good chunk of time, perhaps inform your friends that you’ll be unavailable for social engagements as you dive into the tumultuous world of Hester Prynne and her shunned existence. But who wouldn’t want to be the social pariah of the 17th century? If you’re still not sold, let’s break down the finer points of this 1981 Bantam edition—because we all know it’s not just about the story; it’s about the experience: Cover art that makes you question the existence of fashion designers in the 1980s. A font size that somehow manages to be both too small and alarmingly large in certain sections. Pages that have weathered enough to qualify for their own life story. Annotations from previous owners, hinting at philosophical debates that probably never left the confines of their living rooms. That delightful smell of old book—part nostalgia, part musty library. Condition: This book is used, and while it might not be in mint condition, it’s certainly rich in character, much like the protagonist herself. You may notice a few dog-eared pages, likely from someone wrestling with the moral implications of public shaming, and possibly a loose spine—akin to the fragile state of propriety in Hawthorne’s time. It’s a book that’s been read deeply, chewed over philosophically, and perhaps even whispered to in the dead of night as someone pondered the true nature of sin and redemption. So, whether you’re a literary scholar, a casual reader, or simply someone looking to impress a date with your knowledge of classic literature, “The Scarlet Letter” is here, waiting to be plucked from the shelves of Crappy Old Books. It’s time to embrace your inner Hester Prynne and wear that ‘A’ proudly—after all, reading is the most rebellious act of all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/839/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Scarlet-Letter-copy-two.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553210095 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-838 The Little Red White and Blue Book by Jerome Agel and Jason Shulman In an era when everything seemed to be just a tad more vibrant—especially in the realm of literary experimentation—Jerome Agel and Jason Shulman decided to concoct a book that could easily be mistaken for a patriotic dessert. Titled ’The Little Red White and Blue Book,’ this delightful concoction from the infamous Trumpet Club hails from 1987, a year that can best be described as a nostalgic whirl of neon leg warmers and synth-pop melodies. One can only imagine the brainstorming sessions, perhaps attended by people adorned in windbreakers, sipping on Tab, and passionately debating the merits of the colour red versus the superiority of blue. As you flip through its pages, you might find yourself lost in a bewildering mélange of what can only be called ‘American spirit’—for those who believe that flags can indeed have a literary life. But hold your horses, this isn’t just another self-righteous treatise on freedom; it’s a whimsical exploration that dances on the borderline of absurdity and sincerity. Do the authors manage to capture the essence of democracy, or are they merely attempting to fluff up their word count with colour-themed metaphors? One can’t help but wonder if the book is a manifesto or a misguided attempt to create a new national anthem, one that is best sung in a karaoke bar after a few too many pints. The book’s pages are likely filled with everything from patriotic musings to the occasional absurd anecdote about the trials and tribulations of being a flag-waving optimist in a world of grey suits and drab conversations. Readers may find themselves questioning whether they are reading a book meant to inspire or a satirical commentary on the very concept of patriotism itself. Or perhaps both! Why choose one when you can have the baffling complexity of both? One can only speculate about the audience for which this masterpiece was intended. It’s the kind of book that could easily be tucked under an arm at a Fourth of July barbecue, or left behind in a dusty library corner, collecting the kind of dust that only books with questionable relevance tend to accumulate. Its cover lashes out with a vibrant mix of red, white, and blue, practically screaming for attention, while its contents may whisper sweet nothings meant to incite a chuckle rather than fervent nationalism. Let’s not forget the authors, who probably spent their days juggling their writing careers with deep philosophical discussions about the true meaning of ’faux pas’ and how it relates to fashion choices in the 80s. Could they have been utopian dreamers desperately trying to infuse some vibrancy into a world that was all too fond of beige? Only time—and possibly a historian’s review—will tell. For those brave enough to embark on an intellectual journey with ’The Little Red White and Blue Book,’ you may discover a delightful array of insights, or just a collection of humorous blunders that leave you chuckling at the absurdity of it all. It invites you to toss aside the complexities of modern literature and revel in the playful spirit of days gone by. You’ll ponder profound questions like, “What does it mean to be free?” or “Why do I suddenly feel the urge to wave a flag?” Condition: This charmingly used edition carries the patina of time and a few coffee stains, possibly from a late-night debate about the merits of hot dogs versus hamburgers on Independence Day. Expect slight wear on the corners and a spine that has seen better days—much like the dreams of those who once believed that a book could truly encapsulate the essence of a nation. It’s a well-loved volume, much like your favourite old uncle who tells the same stories at every family gathering, but you wouldn’t trade him for all the shiny new relatives in the world. So, if you’re in the market for a quirky addition to your bookshelf that sparks conversation or a perfect gift for that friend who insists on celebrating every holiday with fervour, look no further. ’The Little Red White and Blue Book’ is available now, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the only thing better than its collection is the sheer joy of unearthing literary oddities from yesteryear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/838/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Little-Red-White-And-Blue-Book.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trumpet Club 9780440841173 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-837 Heart Of Darkness and Selected Short Fiction by Joseph Conrad One of the most haunting stories ever written, Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness follows Marlow, a riverboat captain, on a voyage into the African Congo at the height of European colonialism. Astounded by the brutal depravity he witnesses, Marlow becomes obsessed with meeting Kurtz, a famously idealistic and able man stationed farther along the river. What he finally discovers, however, is a horror beyond imagining. Heart of Darkness is widely regarded as a masterpiece for its vivid study of human nature and the greed and ruthlessness of imperialism. This collection also includes three of Conrad’s finest short stories: “Youth,” the author’s largely autobiographical tale of a young man’s ill-fated sea voyage, in which Marlow makes his first appearance, “The Secret Sharer,” and “Amy Forster.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/837/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heart-of-darknes-copy-2.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Barnes & Noble 9781593080211 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-836 Henrik Ibsen by Henrik Ibsen Ah, ’Henrik Ibsen’—a title as straightforward as a cup of over-brewed tea and yet as layered as an onion, squished into the pages of this charmingly battered tome published by Penguin Books in 1992. Quite fittingly, this book is not merely a vessel of literary exploration; it is a time capsule containing the scent of scholarly ambition and perhaps a hint of stale biscuits. Rescued from the dusty shelves of a second-hand bookshop, it now finds itself in the dubious company of Crappy Old Books, where neglected stories come to bask in the glow of their own obscurity. In the world of literature, Ibsen reigns supreme as the Bard of Realism, the king of social critique, and an all-around literary heavyweight. This book does not shy away from his impactful legacy but instead embraces it with the enthusiasm of a cat who’s just discovered a sunbeam. Inside, you’ll find smatterings of his biting wit and profound observations on the human condition, all painstakingly resurrected by our good friends at Penguin—who, like Ibsen himself, know a thing or two about navigating societal discontent. Now, while we can’t divulge the exact contents of this particular edition (because that would be giving away the game, wouldn’t it?), we can assure you it carries the sort of intellectual weight that may cause your coffee table to sag under the pressure of pretension. This book comes with all the trappings of literary importance—notations, critical essays, and perhaps even the occasional coffee stain from an overly zealous reader who thought they could tackle ’A Doll’s House’ while balancing a macchiato. As you leaf through the pages, let the irony of your own existence wash over you. Here lies a collection of insights penned by a man who once believed that opening a woman’s eyes to her own confinement could spark revolutions—and yet here you are, contemplating the existential dread of whether to finish your homemade sourdough. The layers of human experience Ibsen captures are as manifold as your collection of mismatched socks, and just as disjointed. Explore the angst of the modern individual, thoughtfully emphasized by underlines and marginalia that may or may not be from someone who was taking themselves far too seriously. Delve into the philosophical debates that swirl around Ibsen’s works, all while wondering why you didn’t just become a train conductor instead. Marvel at the cover art, a nod to the dreariness of existence that would surely make Ibsen himself nod in approval—or perhaps roll his eyes. Appreciate the irony of reading a book about a man whose characters often long for escape, while you remain firmly rooted to your sofa, face-deep in snacks. Find solace in passages that echo your own discontent, yet wonder if you should have taken up gardening instead. Condition: Used, obviously, but with all the charm of an old cardigan that’s seen a few too many rainy days. The pages may be yellowed and the spine might protest like an aging actor at a revival performance, yet this book is as reliable as the British weather—unpredictable, slightly worn, but somehow comforting in its own peculiar way. Perhaps it will even inspire you to pick up a quill and pen your own tragic epic, or at the very least, contemplate the futility of existence over a cup of tea. So, if you fancy a book that serves as both an intellectual endeavor and a reminder of the transient nature of life itself, then this edition of ’Henrik Ibsen’ is just the ticket. It’s available at Crappy Old Books, where we delight in the quirks of literature and embrace the delightful oddities of second-hand finds. After all, every book has a story—just like every crumbling spine and faded cover has its own tale of survival amidst the relentless march of time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/836/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ibsen.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780451524065 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-835 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain Ah, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"—a book that makes you question why you’ve chosen to engage in any other literary pursuits. Published in 1981 by Bantam Books, this edition captures the spirit of a bygone era while inexplicably being released long after the original 1884 publication. What’s next? A sequel to "Pride and Prejudice" featuring a mobile app? One can only speculate how Twain’s classic tale of youthful escapades in a distinctly American landscape made its way into the cardboard confines of the 1980s. Perhaps it was a nostalgic nod from a publisher who missed the riverboat jazz of yesteryear and thought, “Why not repackage it for the VHS generation?” This is not just a story about a boy and a runaway slave, but rather a rollicking ride down the Mississippi that, let’s face it, probably needs a GPS. Our protagonist, Huck Finn, is often seen as the epitome of youthful mischief, yet one must wonder: was he truly adventurous, or simply a product of his environment? As you flip through these pages, prepare for an existential crisis on the riverbank. You might even find yourself contemplating the social implications of river rafting versus those of modern-day water parks. Dive deep, and you may discover that Huck’s journey is a metaphor for... well, let’s just say it’s “open to interpretation.” Readers can expect a delightful mix of humor, irony, and the occasional heavy-handed social commentary that will leave you laughing one minute and pondering the state of humanity the next. Twain’s portrayal of Southern life and its eccentric cast of characters—who could forget the King and the Duke?—is both a time capsule and a slapstick comedy routine that will have you wondering if you accidentally picked up a historical document or an early version of “The Office.” But don’t be fooled; beneath this raucous romp lies an unsettling examination of race, freedom, and morality. How very avant-garde of Twain to toss such heavy themes into a book mainly about a boy and his raft! You may find yourself questioning whether Huck’s adventures are truly charming or merely a means to highlight the absurdity of human nature. Is the Mississippi a river or a metaphorical murky abyss of ethical dilemmas? You decide! Condition: This particular edition is a used treasure, complete with dog-eared pages, an unfortunate coffee stain on the cover, and the unmistakable scent of a library that had seen better days. The spine is gently creased, suggesting not just reading, but loving—perhaps even pining for a time when books were created without the influence of algorithms and marketing schemes. Get ready to hold a piece of literary history, albeit one that’s seen its fair share of wear and tear. Perfect for those late-night debates about the moral implications of river travel. Ideal for anyone who enjoys a side of social critique with their comedy. Great as a conversation starter during awkward dinner parties. Provides a glimpse into a past that was both charming and deeply flawed. Excellent for future generations who will undoubtedly find it both absurd and enlightening. In a world where the notion of ‘classic’ seems to shift as frequently as the tides, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" remains a quirky touchstone that challenges us to reconsider our ideas about freedom, friendship, and, let’s be honest, a good old-fashioned river trip. So whether you’re a seasoned literary aficionado or a curious newcomer, this battered book promises to entertain, enlighten, and perhaps confuse you in equal measure. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books before it floats away along with Huck and Jim, and prepare to embark on an adventure of your own—albeit one that may involve less paddling and more pondering. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/835/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Adventures-of-Huckleberry-Finn.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553210798 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-834 Billy Budd by Herman Melville In the hallowed halls of literary canon, where the shadows of great minds flicker like the last embers of a dying fire, lies “Billy Budd” by the ever-enigmatic Herman Melville. Published in a quaint 1961 edition by Signet Classics—a publisher that has made a fine name for itself in the realm of rehashing timeless works with just a hint of vintage flair—this tome is less about the neatly packaged plot and more an invitation to ponder existence, morality, and the absurdity of life itself. One might ask, why should you care about a story that flirts with the nautical and the philosophical? But then again, why not? The world is rife with unanswered questions, and here is one of them, sailing rudderless on the seas of your bookshelf. Our protagonist, Billy Budd, is an innocent sailor caught between the treacherous rocks of allegiance and the tempestuous waves of moral ambiguity. He is the ultimate ‘good guy’—if you can even call him that. In a world where fate and miscommunication conspire against our poor, sweet Billy, readers are left wondering whether he is simply a victim of circumstance or a tragic hero destined for an inevitable doom. Spoiler alert: the answer is both, and it comes wrapped in a roguish smile and a sailor’s hat. What better way to navigate the choppy waters of life than by following our naive seafaring chap on his ill-fated journey? Melville, the bard of the sea, writes with a pen dipped in both ink and existential dread, leaving readers marooned in a sea of contemplation. In this narrative, one might find themselves pondering the larger questions of justice, innocence, and the sheer folly of human nature. Is Billy a martyr? Is he merely a footnote in the long history of mankind’s struggle against its own darker impulses? Or is he just a sailor who can’t catch a break? Each page turn invites a new layer of irony, a fresh wave of philosophical inquiry, and perhaps a side of sardonic wit that one could only hope to find in a Melville work, given the author’s penchant for the profound and peculiar. For those who prefer lists—because who doesn’t love a good bullet point or five?—here are some musings to chew on while you flit through the text: Witness the tragic intersection of innocence and malice in a world governed by naval law. Experience the irony of a sailor whose purity becomes a weapon against him. Delight in Melville’s intricate prose, which reads like a fine cheese: rich, a bit pungent, and slightly hard to digest. Explore themes of authority, guilt, and the ambiguous nature of good and evil with every twist of the tide. Consider whether a ship’s crew could ever truly embrace a Billy Budd, or if he merely serves as an uncomfortable mirror to their own failings. Condition: This 1961 edition is a used treasure, complete with dog-eared pages and a delightful hint of mustiness that only enhances its character. The spine may have seen better days, but that’s merely a badge of honour for a book that has been loved and wrestled with over the decades. Each smudge and scribble tells a story of its own, reflecting the thoughts and musings of previous readers who dared to ask themselves the big questions. Is this the literary equivalent of a well-travelled suitcase? Yes, but it’s a suitcase filled with philosophical quandaries rather than dirty laundry. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that will not only enrich your mind but also serve as a conversation starter at your next dinner party (once you get past the initial cringes about “Oh, you’re still reading Melville?”), then look no further. “Billy Budd” is ready to accompany you on your literary voyages. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, where used books are imbued with a history that might just inspire you to reflect on your own life—or at least provide an excellent excuse to roll your eyes at the next person who asks, “What are you reading?” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/834/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Billy-Budd.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-833 The Mayor of Casterbridge by Thomas Hardy Imagine a world where the plot of your life could change with a single, ill-timed decision—where the quietude of a rural town can be uprooted by a drunken wager that leads to a cascade of personal disasters. Welcome to the curious life of Michael Henchard, the protagonist of Thomas Hardy’s presciently titled tome, "The Mayor of Casterbridge." First published long before the age of social media outrage, this saga thrusts us into the heart of a small town, where everyone knows everyone, and the stakes of life are often tied to the whims of fate and the thirst for power. Hardy, the literary equivalent of a somber but slightly mischievous uncle, examines the ironies of existence with a sharp wit that few can rival, though many have tried, often with less success and more hair loss. In "The Mayor of Casterbridge," the text is as much a character as the townsfolk, providing commentary on the follies of ambition and the absurdities of human relationships. One can’t help but feel that Hardy must have chuckled softly to himself as he penned Michael’s misadventures—finding a certain pleasure in the tragicomedy of life. The book encapsulates the very essence of Victorian angst, presenting Henchard as a man with a penchant for making questionable life choices, like a toddler wielding a paintbrush in a modern art gallery. His journey through love, loss, and the occasional bout of agrarian politics is undeniably compelling, yet tinged with a sense of doom that makes you wonder if he didn’t secretly sign up for a life of bad decisions on the back of a cereal box. What will he do next? Spoiler alert: Probably something regrettable. If you’re looking for a gripping narrative that unfolds in a quaint English village with a cast of eclectic characters, then you’ve stumbled upon a veritable treasure trove. Or perhaps a punishment—depending on your outlook. Hardy’s writing is beautifully descriptive, painting an intricate portrait of Casterbridge and its inhabitants. Just be prepared to encounter the kind of melancholy that makes you question your own life choices, possibly while staring blankly into a cup of lukewarm tea. Now, onto the characters—Henchard is joined by a delightful assortment of townsfolk, each more eccentric than the last, as though Hardy decided to host a literary costume party where every attendee is a different shade of tragic. There’s Elizabeth-Jane, who, like a confused rabbit caught in headlights, finds herself embroiled in her father’s blunders, and Donald Farfrae, whose name sounds like a character from an obscure British sitcom who inexplicably becomes Henchard’s rival. The ensemble is a veritable buffet of human folly, served with a side of irony and a dash of regret. The language itself can feel like a labyrinth, twisting and turning until you’re left wondering if you’re reading a novel or deciphering an ancient manuscript. Hardy had a rather splendid knack for creating a hefty tome that feels both timeless and just a tad dated; a bit like your great-aunt’s best dress from the ‘60s that she insists will come back into fashion any day now. Expect some dialects that will make you feel like a linguistic archaeologist digging through layers of dusty vernacular. Condition: Used, in a state that suggests it has witnessed more history than some of the characters within its pages. Expect dog-eared corners, marginalia that might contain profound thoughts or merely doodles of cats, and the faint aroma of old paper mixed with regret. This book has survived the test of time and, quite possibly, a few spilt cups of tea, making it a true testament to resilience. So if you’re in the mood for a thoughtful reflection on life’s tragic ironies served up in a beautifully dusty package, look no further than "The Mayor of Casterbridge." You might just find yourself quarreling with Henchard over his poor decisions—or perhaps you’ll simply nod along, secure in your own life’s choices, however questionable they may be. Either way, this delightful piece of literature is brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the outdated and the overlooked find new homes—just like Henchard himself, in a way. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/833/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Major-Of-Casterbridge.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics 9780451512307 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-831 The Time Is Noon by Pearl S Buck In the swirling, enigmatic realm of literary mystique, the 1968 tome "The Time Is Noon" by Pearl S. Buck emerges like a slightly dented silver spoon at an antique fair—curiously inviting yet accompanied by an air of uncertainty. Published by Pocket, this book challenges readers to ponder not just the hour hand on their clocks, but also the nature of time itself. Is it merely a construct, or does it wear a face of its own, complete with an uncanny ability to make one late for tea? Set against the backdrop of a world where minutes seem to stretch and contract like the elastic bands of a Victorian corset, Buck’s exploration invites us to consider the profound implications of time’s passage. Surely, there are no ordinary moments here, just the ticking of unseen clocks and the quiet musings of characters who may or may not have any idea what day it is. The narrative meanders through existential ponderings, as if it were a wayward sheep straying from a well-trodden path, leaving readers to question the very fabric of reality. Imagine yourself, if you will, perched on a slightly wobbly chair in a quaint café, sipping a lukewarm brew while trying to decipher the nuances of Buck’s prose. The cafés of her era were full of vibrant discussions and philosophical debates—where the topic of the day might range from the merits of tea versus coffee to the existential dread of choosing the right card for a birthday. In "The Time Is Noon," you might encounter characters who embody this very tension, each representing a different philosophical approach to the abstract concept of ’now.’ One might fervently insist that the present is the only moment that matters, while another insists that the future is far more exciting—perhaps because it is perpetually just out of reach. The book challenges its readers with a peculiar blend of irony and whimsy, a conundrum wrapped in a riddle, served with a side of British dry wit. It’s as if Buck has taken the clock off the wall and handed it to us, urging us to examine its innards while lamenting that it is actually a sundial. And isn’t that just like life? The more we try to control our time, the more it slips through our fingers like grains of sand—each grain a half-formed thought or missed opportunity. Characters that might just be figments of Buck’s imagination or your own. Time travel? More like time meander—no hurry here! Existential musings that could fuel a thousand philosophical debates over crumpets. A narrative style that might appear to be lost in a time warp of its own. Perfect for those who enjoy pondering life’s great mysteries while half-asleep. Condition: This volume has seen better days, its pages possessing a certain authenticity that comes from being read in bed, perhaps with a light snack nearby—a few crumbs may be lovingly embedded in the spine. The cover, worn yet proud, presents a charming patina of age that suggests it has been passed around among friends who couldn’t quite decide whether to keep it or share it. Each crease tells a story, the little dog-ears serving as bookmarks for the journeys of thought and contemplation it has inspired over the decades. So, if you desire a book that provokes thought, elicits a chuckle, and perhaps inspires you to look at the clock with a hint of skepticism, “The Time Is Noon” may be just the thing. After all, who needs to keep a schedule when you can spend an afternoon in the delightful company of a slightly tattered yet profoundly entertaining book, available at Crappy Old Books? Time, as they say, is but a fleeting notion, so why not indulge in a little literary whimsy? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/831/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Time-Is-Noon.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-829 Chronicle Of A Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes on the literary spectacle known as the “Chronicle Of A Death Foretold”! Penned by none other than Gabriel Garcia Marquez, this 1984 classic from Ballantine Books is here to grace your shelf with an air of existential dread and meticulous absurdity. Imagine, if you will, a town so small that everyone knows everyone else’s business, and the gossip spreads faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. Only this time, the gossip is about an impending murder, creating a cocktail of irony that even the most seasoned bartender wouldn’t dare mix! In this whimsically tragic tale, the protagonist’s demise isn’t merely a plot twist but rather a foregone conclusion whispered about in the streets like the latest craze in mustache wax. It’s a bit like attending a dinner party where the host, while serving a lovely casserole, casually mentions that the main course will be a live goat. Yes, folks, the goat is coming, and everyone knows it, yet no one seems inclined to intervene. This is not merely a book; it’s a social commentary on fatalism served with a side of dark humor, best enjoyed with a glass of your finest vineyard’s regrets. Delve into the pages where the narrative weaves through the lives of townsfolk who, in their delightful ignorance, seem to believe that they are mere spectators in the theatre of fate. It’s almost as if Marquez is inviting you to ponder the absurdity of societal norms while simultaneously rolling your eyes at the characters who are nothing short of a melodramatic opera troupe. Anyone with a penchant for the peculiar will find a treasure trove of quirks nestled between the covers. Now, you might be wondering, “What can I expect from this book?” Well, prepare yourself for an exploration of themes that sing and clash like an ill-tuned symphony. Within its pages, you may encounter: The delightful irony of knowing someone’s fate while doing absolutely nothing about it. Characters that will make you question the definition of “active participation.” A narrative style that dances between the poetic and the absurd, leaving you chuckling in confusion. Unexpectedly rich descriptions that might make you feel as though you’ve stepped into the world of magical realism—where the mundane and the extraordinary coexist. A plot that is as circular as your Aunt Edna’s Christmas pudding, continuously returning to its inevitable climax. Condition: This particular copy has weathered the ages, presenting an alluring patina that only time can bestow. It carries the faint scent of nostalgia mixed with a hint of existential musings, all wrapped in a cover that might bear the marks of a previous reader’s musings—perhaps a marginal note here, a coffee stain there, adding to its character in a manner only a true bibliophile could appreciate. It’s a well-loved volume that tells more than just the story within; it hints at the tale of its own journey through countless hands and hearts. Whether you find yourself chuckling at the absurdity or pondering the nuances of fate, this book is bound to stir something deep within your literary soul. So, dust off that shelf of yours and make room for a novel that promises not just a read but a whole experience—a conversation starter at your next dinner party, no doubt! Don’t let this opportunity slip through your fingers like sand through an hourglass. Grab your own copy of the “Chronicle Of A Death Foretold” while it’s still available from Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You might just find your own existential musings sparked in the most unexpected of ways! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/829/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Chronicles-Of-A-Death-Foretold.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345310026 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-828 A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthurs Court by Mark Twain In a world where knights are more likely to be found jousting in the local pub than in an actual tournament, Mark Twain presents us with an audacious romp through an anachronistic fantasy. "A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court" is the literary equivalent of finding a sock in the freezer: confusing, a little amusing, and entirely unexpected. Penned in the middle of the 19th century, this droll tale throws a hefty dose of American ingenuity into the dusty, medieval streets of Camelot, like tossing a can of soda into a medieval banquet. This particular edition from 1963, published by Signet Classics, is practically begging to be read by someone who enjoys a good chuckle over the absurdities of life. Picture this: a humble, 19th-century American—let’s call him Hank—suddenly plopped into the midst of King Arthur’s court. Talk about a cross-cultural exchange! Instead of greeting the likes of Sir Lancelot with a respectful nod and a quill pen, Hank is armed with nothing but his wits and a satirical view of chivalry that would make even the stoniest knight crack a smile. He’s not interested in slaying dragons or rescuing damsels; he’s more intrigued by how to invent the bicycle and endear himself to the likes of Merlin, who, let’s face it, could use a good cup of coffee instead of another potion concoction. Twain’s brilliant scrutineering of the absurdities of medieval life serves as the perfect backdrop for his signature wit. The narrative flutters along with an unpredictability that feels about as stable as a jester on stilts. Readers will likely find themselves pondering profound questions, such as: "What would happen if a grumpy American met a merry band of knights?" Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of sarcasm and more than a few faux pas. The text itself is a treasure trove of observations that feel layered with both earnestness and irony, making it endlessly quotable and deliciously satirical. Should you dare to take on this literary quest, be prepared for an adventure that does not shy away from poking fun at the very fabric of chivalric ideals. Twain is relentless in his critique, throwing in commentary on social norms faster than you can say "chivalry is dead." One might suspect that he wrote this book while chuckling over a cup of tea, taking great delight in imagining a world where a modern man finds himself having to explain the concept of industrialism to a bunch of bemused knights and ladies-in-waiting. But alas, let us not forget the material condition of this particular tome. Condition: Used. This edition has clearly been through the wringer, perhaps passed along through several readers’ hands who cherished its wit but were also careless enough to spill tea on it (we can only hope it was tea). As such, the pages may have that quaint, crinkled charm that only a well-loved book can boast, along with the occasional ink stain that adds an air of rebelliousness to your collection. It’s a book that tells a story of its own, one of being cherished, tossed about, and ultimately snagged from the depths of a second-hand shop. As you embark on this literary pilgrimage, you’ll find yourself confronted with Twain’s clever twists and turns, all while embracing the splendidly ridiculous notion of a man from Connecticut ruffling the feathers of an age that revered knights and quests. The absurdity is almost overwhelming, but in the best way possible. So, grab a copy of this marvelously worn classic, and let Twain’s irreverent humor whisk you away to a time where the only thing more outlandish than King Arthur’s court is the image of Hank trying to explain the concept of a light bulb. Available now at Crappy Old Books, because every bookshelf deserves a touch of the hilariously absurd. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/828/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/A-Connecticut-Yankee-In-King-Arthurs-Court.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-827 Eight Great Commedies by Sylvan Barnet, Morton Berman & William Burto In a world that seems to be perpetually teetering on the precipice of existential dread—or perhaps it’s just Monday—what could possibly be better than curling up with a collection of theatrical tomfoolery? "Eight Great Comedies," penned by the undoubtedly sardonic trio of Sylvan Barnet, Morton Berman, and William Burto, offers a splendid tapestry of laughter stitched together with wit, whimsy, and perhaps a dash of something that smells suspiciously like last week’s leftovers. First published in 1958, it strives to remind us that the human condition is, at its core, a farce. This collection is less of a book and more of a time capsule, capturing the essence of a post-war society that still managed to find humor between the cracks of crumbling infrastructure and unyielding social norms. One might wonder if the authors were simply trying to offset the bleakness of their era with jolly antics and misunderstandings. Or perhaps they just had a surplus of quill ink and an insatiable need to poke fun at pompous fools. Either way, readers are treated to a delightful range of comedic styles, from slapstick to the subtly absurd, which, when combined, create a strangely intoxicating brew of chuckles and guffaws. Within the pages of this venerable tome, you’ll find yourself entangled in farcical plots that make you question if the playwrights were truly comedic geniuses or if they merely enjoyed hearing the sound of their own typewriters clattering away in the dead of night. Illustratively, one cannot help but wonder what might have transpired in the minds of Barnet, Berman, and Burto as they assembled this collection. Did they plot their comedic masterpieces in secret gatherings over gin and tonic, or were they simply experimenting with dramatic irony while waiting for the kettle to boil? The Complete texts of the worlds great comedies from ancient times to the present. Aristophanes: The Clouds Machiavelli: Mandragola Shakespeare: Twelth Night Moliere: The Miser John Gay: The Beggars Opera Oscar Wilde: The Importance Of Being Earnest Anton Chekhov: Uncle Vanya Bernard Shaw: Arms and the Man As you turn each yellowed page, expect to encounter the following delightful features: Characters that would make even a soap opera star blush. Plot twists so outrageous that you’ll need a seatbelt. Dialogue that crackles with wit, though perhaps not the kind that would pass a modern-day sensitivity training. A plethora of misunderstandings that could fuel a reality show—or a very confusing evening at the pub. Inexplicable charm, like a cat in a top hat trying to juggle. Yet, let us not forget that this literary treasure trove is very much a product of its time. The 1950s, a decade rife with optimistic naivety and a touch of post-war irony, is palpable on every page. Laugh, if you will, but do so with an understanding that context matters. It’s as if Barnet, Berman, and Burto sat down at an imaginary round table, quills in hand, defiantly laughing in the face of societal expectations—and then promptly spilled their ink everywhere. Traditional notions of comedy are turned upside down and inside out, leading us to wonder if the authors had a hidden agenda or simply enjoyed seeing how ridiculous they could make their characters behave. Condition: Used, with an aura of neglect that whispers of countless previous readers who have likely pondered the mysteries of comedy while sipping lukewarm tea. The cover features wear that suggests it has seen more than a few dust bunnies and perhaps a stray cat or two. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, a few marginal notes that are likely the musings of a bemused soul, and a distinct aroma of nostalgia that could be mistaken for an antique shop on a damp afternoon. In short, it’s the perfect companion for anyone looking to add a bit of quirky charm to their bookshelf—or for those who simply want to impress their friends with a book that sounds far more sophisticated than it has any right to be. So, whether you’re planning to entertain guests with snippets of grandiloquent dialogue or simply want to amuse yourself on a rainy day, "Eight Great Comedies" is available for a price that won’t break the bank—unless inflation has decided to play the ultimate comedic twist on us all. Snag your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where literary treasures await, wrapped in a delightful cloak of irony and a hint of the absurd. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/827/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Eight-Great-Commedies.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mentor Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-826 Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte Ah, the illustrious “Jane Eyre,” a tome whose pages have seen more drama than a reality television reunion. Published in 1962, this particular edition by Scholastic is a charming artifact of literary nostalgia, reminiscent of the time when bell-bottoms and love beads were all the rage. One can only assume that, in a world of space-age optimism, Brontë’s feisty orphan found herself in a curious juxtaposition, like a Victorian lady at a disco, navigating the complexities of love and social standing. Our protagonist, Jane, is not your average heroine; she’s a stout-hearted, plain-looking governess with the kind of stubbornness that would put even the most determined Yorkshire terrier to shame. As she navigates the treacherous waters of Thornfield Hall, would-be suitors, and the utterly charming yet utterly brooding Mr. Rochester, it’s hard not to wonder if either of them has considered a nice holiday in the Bahamas. After all, there’s nothing like a tropical getaway to sort out one’s feelings, or at least to temporarily distract from the looming specter of madwomen in attics. Throughout the pages of this vintage classic, one is treated to the kind of moral dilemmas that would make even the most stoic of philosophers raise an eyebrow. Who needs reality television when you have Jane facing the eternal question: is it better to be in a relationship with a man who has a mysterious past or to remain single, sipping herbal tea in a quaint little cottage? The answer, dear reader, is as murky as the moors that stare back at Jane with a certain eerie judgment. But let’s not forget about the book’s typography: a delightful throwback to the pre-Instagram era, where each chapter is marked with the kind of fonts that make you feel like you’ve just stepped into an antique shop. You can almost hear the typewriter clattering away, creating a soundtrack of melodrama. The pages are slightly yellowed, a testament to their age and the many cups of Earl Grey that have undoubtedly been consumed in the presence of this literary heavyweight. Condition: This copy is used, having endured the attentions of countless readers, each leaving their own invisible fingerprint upon its binding. The corners are soft, the spine creaks with experience, and there are annotations scattered like breadcrumbs from those who dared to grapple with its existential quandaries. It wears its used status like a badge of honor, much like Jane herself when she decides to stand up for her beliefs in a world that often prefers the meek remain silent. Includes delightful musings on love and independence. Features a brooding, enigmatic hero who should probably just try therapy. Offers a perfect excuse to avoid social gatherings while pretending to be cultured. Captures the essence of 19th-century woes with a side of Gothic flair. Comes with the added charm of a former owner’s hastily scrawled notes in the margins. So, if you’re looking for a literary companion to ponder your own existential crises or simply want to impress your friends with your knowledge of Victorian literature, this is the book for you. Just keep your expectations in check regarding the presence of madwomen, mysterious estates, and the dangerously charming—and somewhat problematic—Mr. Rochester. You might find yourself wishing for a more straightforward narrative, perhaps involving a cat or two. Take a chance on this classic, or at least let it sit on your shelf to give the impression that you are, indeed, well-read and sophisticated. After all, nothing says “I have depth” quite like a well-thumbed copy of “Jane Eyre.” And remember, you can find this quirky treasure at Crappy Old Books, where the charm of the well-loved and the slightly battered reign supreme. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/826/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Jane-Eyre.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scholastic 9780590091107 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-823 Dont Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else but Me by Lewis Grizzard Prepare yourself for a literary journey that sits somewhere between a Southern barbecue and a philosophical debate on the merits of grits! Lewis Grizzard, that delightful purveyor of Southern charm and witticisms, invites you to a raucous soirée in the pages of "Dont Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else but Me." Published in 1986 by Warner Books, this book is a treasure trove of quirky observations and hilariously absurd anecdotes that will have you questioning not just your breakfast choices, but the very fabric of your social life. In a world where grits often find themselves overshadowed by more ostentatious breakfast fare, Grizzard takes a bold stand. He dares to delve into the sticky, gritty underbelly of culinary preferences with a flair that only a true Southern storyteller can muster. This isn’t just a book about grits; oh no, that would be far too simple! It’s a deep dive into the existential questions that plague humanity, such as: “Why can’t everyone appreciate the subtle beauty of a well-cooked bowl of grits?” and “Is it acceptable to judge a person based on their breakfast choices?” Grizzard’s writing is like a riverboat cruise through the swamps of Georgia—filled with unexpected turns, occasional splashes, and plenty of local wildlife. From eccentric family gatherings to the trials of dating in a grit-filled world, he navigates through it all with the kind of humor that can only come from a man who knows exactly what it feels like to be both embraced and rejected by the culinary community. His razor-sharp wit will have you chuckling and shaking your head in disbelief, wondering how he can make such an ordinary topic feel so delightfully outlandish. But wait, there’s more! This book also serves as a sort of Southern guidebook for those unaccustomed to the peculiarities of Southern life. You’ll get insights into local customs, the significance of sweet tea, and perhaps even a few tips on how to avoid social faux pas that might occur when discussing grits in polite company. Grizzard’s perspective is as refreshing as a glass of lemonade on a hot summer’s day, with just enough tartness to keep you on your toes. As you turn the pages, be prepared to encounter a cast of colorful characters: from the well-meaning but misguided friends who think grits are just for breakfast, to the eccentric relatives who have elevated the art of grit consumption to Olympian heights. Each encounter is punctuated with Grizzard’s trademark humor, and you may find yourself laughing out loud in public—beware of the curious looks from nearby strangers as you snicker at the charming absurdities of life. Condition: This book is used, which means it carries the beloved patina of previous readers who likely found themselves giggling uncontrollably at Grizzard’s antics. Expect a few dog-eared pages, maybe a smudge or two, and perhaps even some evidence of grits that may have splattered upon the cover during an impassioned reading. It’s the kind of well-loved condition that tells stories of its own, much like the tales contained within its pages. So, if you wish to remain blissfully unaware of the existential crises that accompany a bowl of grits and want to laugh heartily at the absurdities of Southern life, then grab a copy of "Dont Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else but Me." It’s not just a book; it’s an experience. And where can you find this quirky little nugget of literary delight? Right here at Crappy Old Books—where the second-hand treasures are as eccentric as they come! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/823/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Dont-Sit-Under-The-Grits-Tree-With-Anyone-Else-But-Me.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446344678 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-821 A Midsummer Nights Dream by William Shakespeare Ah, "A Midsummer Night’s Dream," a title that rolls off the tongue like a poorly executed Shakespearean pun during a production gone awry. Nestled within the pages of this 1971 Penguin Books edition, one might find a treasure trove of mischief, moonlit escapades, and the sort of romantic entanglements that would make even the most seasoned love guru raise an eyebrow. If you’ve ever pondered what happens when you mix a woodland fairy with a couple of star-crossed lovers and an amateur theatre troupe, well, you’re in for a treat—though we can’t promise it’ll be a clean one. Originally penned by the Bard himself, this version is a splendid reminder that even the most revered playwright can be rendered a tad obsolete when confronted with the whimsical whims of modern printing. Picture it: bright covers, a gloriously retro typography that screams "I was published in the ’70s!" and pages that have probably changed hands more times than a hot potato at a family gathering. You might even uncover the faint scent of nostalgia wafting from its creases—perhaps mingling with the aroma of what was once the owner’s favorite cologne or the faintest hint of old library dust. Within these pages, you’ll meet a motley crew of characters who seem to have taken romantic advice from a tipsy oracle. There’s the love-struck Lysander, whose penchant for pursuing a girl seems as sturdy as a paper boat in a storm, and Hermia, whose rebellious spirit could easily make her the poster child for teenage angst. Add a sprinkle of Oberon and Titania, the fairy couple who are less about happily ever after and more about power struggles and misunderstandings. It’s as if the entire cast attended a masterclass on how to complicate relationships to the nth degree. But wait! The true star might just be Puck, the mischievous sprite whose antics could easily land him a spot on a reality TV show, if only the Elizabethan era had existed in the digital age. His knack for turning the world upside down is both endearing and slightly alarming—a perfect recipe for chaos that should probably come with a warning label. One cannot help but wonder what Shakespeare was really thinking as he penned this little frolic through the woods. Was he trying to mock love, or was he simply reflecting his own romantic mishaps? Despite its flaws, this classic has endured through centuries, much like that favorite, holey pair of socks that you refuse to throw away. You may find yourself pondering the mysteries of love, friendship, and whether or not you really should trust fairies with your romantic interests. And let’s not forget the play-within-a-play that serves as a winking nod to theatre itself—ever so clever and delightfully meta, like a cat watching its own tail. Condition: This copy of "A Midsummer Night’s Dream" is proudly marked as used, with the sort of wear and tear that tells a story of countless readings, late-night debates, and perhaps the occasional spilled cup of tea (or two). The cover displays the gentle signs of a life well-lived, including creases that could be mistaken for the very wrinkles of time itself. Pages may include annotations from past readers—thoughts on love’s absurdities that may or may not have aged like a fine wine. Or maybe like a poorly stored cheese. Regardless, it holds all the charm of a second-hand book that has obviously endured more than just a couple of seasons of wear. So if you’re in the market for a slightly quizzical take on love, laughter, and perhaps a bit of existential dread, look no further than this charmingly battered tome. Plus, there’s something undeniably appealing about knowing you’re holding onto a piece of literary history, as reborn by Penguin’s ink and paper from 1971. Embrace the whimsy and the folly of love as you indulge in this delightful paperback, available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where the past meets the present in a glorious, slightly dingy embrace of pages and ink. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/821/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/A-Midsummer-Nights-Dream.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140714180 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-820 The Aeneid of Virgil by Allen Mandelbaum In the illustrious annals of literature, few tomes have attempted to meld epic poetry with the casual charm of a paperback well past its prime. Enter "The Aeneid of Virgil," magnificently translated by Allen Mandelbaum, a work that almost dares you to consider it as a beach read, simply because it’s been thrown about so much it has developed a delightful patina of character. This particular 1981 Bantam Books edition is more than just a collection of verses; it’s a relic, a conversation starter, and possibly a doorstop for the weighty philosophical inquiries it raises. Have you ever contemplated the trials of Aeneas as he bravely navigates the trials of fate, love, and a bewildering number of gods? Or perhaps you’ve found yourself pondering how Rome’s legendary founding reflects the absolute chaos of your own life choices? With Mandelbaum at the helm, you might just find yourself considering whether Virgil’s epic is a classic exploration of destiny or merely an ancient soap opera about gods throwing temper tantrums. It’s literature with a side of irony, served lukewarm and slightly dusty. As you flip through the pages—some of which are curiously dog-eared, possibly from prior readers deep in thought or perhaps simply using it as a notepad for grocery lists—you might notice an unusual charm in the margins. Yes, those are indeed annotations left by previous owners, ranging from profound existential musings to the eager scribblings of someone who desperately wanted to remember where they last left their car keys. Each note adds a layer of intrigue, like a literary game of telephone. Who knew Aeneas had such a fan base? In this edition, readers are treated to the following delightful features: A translation that almost makes you forget how long ago the Romans were actually around. Oddly placed commas that serve as little pauses for dramatic effect, or possibly just a printer with a whimsical sense of timing. Footnotes that might leave you more confused than enlightened—much like life itself. Cover wear that hints at many a late-night philosophical debate. An ISBN that could have been used in a time capsule, revealing exactly how out of touch the ’80s were with modern literature. Do you fancy yourself a scholar, or perhaps just someone who enjoys the fine art of reading works that may or may not have been fully understood by their original audience? This is the book for you! As you embrace the weighty themes and soaring rhetoric, just remember that Virgil wrote this epic in a world without social media, and therefore, his characters had to rely heavily on actual communication—something some of us might find endearing or downright terrifying. Condition: Used, yes, but with a personality that can only come from decades of communal reading. This isn’t just a book; it’s a vessel for human connection, debate, and perhaps a reminder of why we don’t all write epic poetry today. There may be coffee stains and the occasional tear, but each blemish tells a story, making it more relatable than the pristine volumes lining the shelves of pretentious bookstores. So, whether you’re here for the epic tales, the gnarly annotations, or just the chance to impress your friends with your knowledge of classical literature, "The Aeneid of Virgil" is a perfect choice. Secure your copy from Crappy Old Books and revel in the magic of words that have survived the ages—albeit a bit dog-eared and weathered, yet undeniably full of life and thought. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/820/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-aeneid-of-virgil.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553210415 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-818 Uncle Toms Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe Ah, *Uncle Tom’s Cabin*, that literary relic which has somehow managed to escape the clutches of time and critical scrutiny since Harriet Beecher Stowe first penned it. This particular edition, joyfully resurrected in 1981 by Bantam, comes complete with all the eccentricities of a book that has traversed the murky waters of second-hand bookstores, garage sales, and perhaps the odd cat’s litter box. A marvel, really, that it has endured decades of questionable taste and even worse coffee spills. One might wonder what the bright-eyed 1981 publisher was thinking, reintroducing this piece of American literature in a world already teetering on the brink of post-modernism. We can only assume that the folks at Bantam were either desperate for a retro vibe or genuinely believed that the world needed another version of this controversial classic. Perhaps they thought it would pair nicely with a set of 1970s macramé plant hangers and a lava lamp—because nothing says “I’m cultured” quite like diving into the complexities of race relations while listening to disco. Stowe’s narrative has often been hailed as a “call to action,” though in the hands of modern readers, it might just serve as a long, meandering exercise in nostalgia—perfect for those who enjoy sipping Earl Grey while contemplating the moral quandaries of the past. But fear not, dear reader! You don’t need to engage too deeply with the text; simply leafing through the pages may be enough to induce a sense of superiority, especially if you’ve recently watched a few documentaries on social justice. What you get with this edition is not just a book but a time capsule filled with the musings of a 19th-century author who was determined to change the world, one tear-jerking scene at a time. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a protagonist who embodies all the tragic tropes of martyrdom? You can almost hear the collective sigh of relief from literary critics who find solace in the fact that some narratives just never go out of style—like those beige cardigans your grandparents insist on wearing. For those brave enough to plunge into this well-worn tome, you’ll be treated to an array of delightful absurdities, including but not limited to: Characters who are more symbolic than realistic—never a dull moment when you’re reading about archetypes! Dialogues that would make even the most seasoned thespians cringe in their seats. A narrative arc that resembles a rollercoaster designed by someone who has never actually ridden one. Descriptions of the American South that may feel more cliché than genuine. Historical references that, if nothing else, provide a peculiar glimpse into a world gone by. Condition: This book has lived a full life, showcasing its battle scars with pride. Yellowing pages, creased corners, and perhaps a few mysterious stains (the origins of which remain a mystery) add character. Each mark tells a story—like a badge of honor for surviving the collective apathy of its former readers. It’s a piece of literary history that you can hold in your hands, reminding you of the enduring struggle of books against the ravages of time and neglect. So, if you’re in the market for a book that has more quirks than a British sitcom, look no further. This battered copy of *Uncle Tom’s Cabin* is a conversation starter, a relic, and a testament to the fact that some stories refuse to be silenced—even when the world has moved on to more pressing matters, like deciding which avocado toast recipe to follow on Instagram. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a reading experience that’s almost as outdated as your uncle’s political opinions! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/818/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/uncle-toms-cabin.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553212181 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-817 American Captain by Edison Marshall Step right up and feast your eyes upon "American Captain," a tome from the illustrious Edison Marshall, whose name may not ring bells but surely stirs curiosity. Published in the glittering year of 1972 by Avon—yes, the same folks known for their beauty products, because who wouldn’t want a little glamour with their historical fiction? This book promises to offer a riveting tale of valor, adventure, and perhaps a dash of social commentary, but who really knows what’s lurking within its pages? It has no ISBN to safeguard it from the indecisive bookworms out there, so consider this your literary lottery ticket! In a time when bell-bottoms were in vogue and disco was drowning out the sound of subtlety, "American Captain" boldly sails the seas of the imagination. Rumor has it that the plot may involve a captain, which raises some deep philosophical questions. Could he be an American? Does he navigate the treacherous waters of life or just a metaphorical sea of existential dread? Whatever your interpretation, you can bet your best tie-dye that this captain’s journey is riddled with the kind of irony that would make the poets proud. Is this a celebration of American exceptionalism? A critique of it? Or perhaps a muddled mix of both, designed to confound the reader in a delightful whirlpool of confusion? Whatever the case, you might find yourself pondering profound questions such as: What does it mean to be a captain? Must one always wear a jaunty hat? Does a captain require a loyal crew, or can he just rely on the questionable musings of his own mind? The writing style is surely reminiscent of the 1970s literary scene, where authors were often trapped in a haze of smoke, both literal and metaphorical. Expect a flurry of grandiloquent prose, or perhaps a few overly dramatic passages that could make even Shakespeare raise an eyebrow. If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to read a book that might simultaneously be a riveting page-turner and a tedious slog, then you’ve hit the jackpot with this one! As for the characters, who knows what intriguing personalities you’ll encounter? Will there be a wisecracking mate with a penchant for sound bites that seem strangely relevant today? Or perhaps a mysterious stranger whose backstory is as murky as the waters they sail? You’ll have to take a gamble with the pages to discover this cast of nautical oddballs. The suspense is thick enough to cut with a butter knife, and let’s be honest, nothing says literary adventure like a kitchen utensil! Condition: Used. This book has journeyed through the hands of many a reader, which is to say it has seen better days. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee ring, and possibly a note or two in the margins that might offer insight into what previous readers thought—or perhaps they just doodled. Either way, this adds character, much like the captain himself. You may even find a stray hair or a crumb that could inspire its own narrative arc. Embrace the quirks; they are part of the charm! Before you toss this book into your shopping cart and sail off into the sunset, consider the incomparable joy of owning a book that could mean anything or nothing at all. Will it become a cherished part of your collection, or will it serve as a conversation starter? Either way, "American Captain" is certainly a literary acquisition that only Crappy Old Books could unearth from the depths of obscurity. Grab it before it disappears back into the abyss from whence it came! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/817/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/american-captain.jpg 5.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-815 Frontier Mayhem by David Thompson The unforgiving wilderness of the Rocky Mountains forced a boy to grow up fast, so Nate King taught his son, Zach, how to survive the constant hazards and hardships--and he taught him well. With an Indian war party on the prowl and a marauding grizzly on the loose, young Zach was about to face the test of his life, with no room for failure. But there was one danger Nate hadn’t prepared Zach for--a beautiful girl with blue eyes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/815/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frontier-mayhem.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Leisure Books 9780843944334 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-813 Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen In a world where the most scandalous activity is a spirited game of whist, Jane Austen’s "Pride and Prejudice" stands as a thrilling testament to the perils of mistaken assumptions and the matchmaking antics of the English gentry. Originally penned in the early 19th century, this 1983 Bantam edition resurrects the elegant wit and social commentary that only a Regency-era novelist could master without breaking a nail. One can only imagine what Austen would think of the resurgence of her stories in various forms of media, from blockbuster adaptations to poorly executed spin-offs that make one question humanity’s taste in literature. Meet Elizabeth Bennet, a fiercely independent woman who, with a mere flick of her quill, has become a national treasure. Her sharp tongue and even sharper opinions about the absurdities of high society make her the Jane Austen equivalent of a punk rock rebel—if only her rebellion involved less leather and more petticoats. As she navigates the murky waters of familial expectations and social propriety, she encounters the most enigmatic of characters, the brooding Mr. Darcy. Spoiler alert: he’s not just a misunderstood gentleman, he’s also the poster child for emotional availability issues, which—let’s be honest—might make him the Edward Cullen of his time, but with fewer sparkles and more brooding gazes. The 1983 Bantam edition, being used, has seen its fair share of readers who might have furiously debated the merits of Mr. Collins’ proposal over a cup of tea or perhaps spilled an entire scone on the pages as they gasped at Darcy’s grand declarations of love. Each turn of the page bears the charming fingerprints of history—an ink stain here, a coffee ring there. Could it be that one of your predecessors attempted to mark their favorite passages, or was it merely an unfortunate mishap during a particularly intense reading session? The joy of second-hand books lies not only in the stories they tell but also in the echoes of the readers who came before, leaving behind their literary snacks and emotional outbursts for you to discover. As the plot weaves intricately through the labyrinth of balls, misunderstandings, and the occasional triumph of love over societal expectations, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where the biggest problems can often be summed up in a single raised eyebrow or a well-timed retort. It’s a delightful conundrum: how can a book about genteel manners and matchmaking still manage to feel like a rollercoaster ride? One could argue that it’s Austen’s unparalleled ability to turn the mundane into the extraordinary, all while ensuring her readers remain on the edge of their seats—albeit in a very proper, upright Victorian manner. Perhaps the most riveting aspect of this particular edition is the sheer audacity of its cover art. Gone are the days of wooden engravings and fine bindings; instead, you are greeted with what can only be described as “vintage chic”—a cover that would fit right in at a posh flea market, or perhaps at your great-aunt Mildred’s living room, next to that dubious porcelain cat collection. The juxtaposition speaks volumes about how perceptions of literature have evolved, all while Austen remains steadfastly relevant, even if her book cover looks like it once graced a thrift shop display. Condition: This volume is not just “used”; it is a testament to literary endurance, showcasing creases, fading, and the odd quirky annotation that may lead you to ponder the existential musings of your fellow readers. It carries the weight of countless thoughts exchanged over tea and biscuits—a patina of life experiences layered over the delicate prose. Such character marks you not only as a reader but as a part of a long-standing tradition of literary appreciation, albeit with a side of crumbs. In summary, if you’re searching for a tale that perfectly balances biting wit with tender romance, all wrapped up in an exquisite dance of social critique, then look no further. This particular edition of "Pride and Prejudice" is not merely a book; it’s a time capsule of human folly and exquisite character study, available for your reading pleasure at Crappy Old Books, where the mundane becomes magical, and every book tells a story beyond its pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/813/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pride-and-predujice-copy2.gif 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553213102 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-812 The Soldier Spies by WEB Griffin In the tumultuous year of 2000, when the millennium bug was more of a buzzkill than a catastrophe, WEB Griffin delivered us "The Soldier Spies," a tome that dares to explore the murky waters of military espionage with all the subtlety of a marching band in a library. This riveting narrative, designed to inspire both admiration and mild bewilderment, unfolds like an overzealous origami crane—intricate, baffling, and perhaps just a little bit torn at the edges. As you leaf through the pages, you might wonder if Griffin had spent too many late nights watching spy thrillers while consuming questionable quantities of caffeine. The result is a dizzying blend of machismo and intrigue, featuring characters whose backgrounds could rival the most convoluted family trees in soap opera history. Expect the kind of plot twists that could make a pretzel feel straight, leaving you both entertained and utterly confused. One can’t help but question: is this a book about spies or simply a literary homage to the many hats that soldiers wear? There’s a fine line between the two, and Griffin seems determined to dance across it in a pair of oversized clown shoes. Readers are treated to an array of dauntless operatives, each with a penchant for dramatic flair and a knack for navigating the annoying bureaucracy of military life. Who knew espionage could involve this much paperwork? The dialogue crackles with the kind of witty repartee that gives one the impression that everyone involved is perpetually on the verge of breaking into an impromptu sing-along. You might find yourself chuckling at the banter, even as you ponder how deep the rabbit hole goes. Will our heroes triumph against the odds, or will they simply end up in the wrong office at the most inconvenient time? Only time—and perhaps a moderately reliable GPS—will tell. Condition: Used, with all the charm and character that comes from having been read, maybe at a park, perhaps at a less-than-quiet café, or possibly even in the back row of a dull lecture. Expect dog-eared pages and the occasional coffee stain, which only adds to its mystique. The cover bears some scratches and a slight crease, hinting at a life well-lived. Like a veteran spy, this book has seen things—perhaps a little too much of them. If you’re not yet convinced, consider the tantalising list of features that await you in this literary escapade: Obscure military jargon that might just make you feel smarter. Characters with names that could either be real or the result of a game of Scrabble gone awry. A plot so thick it could be mistaken for a bowl of oatmeal left out in the cold. Occasional bursts of action that will remind you why you even picked up a spy novel in the first place. Questions about loyalty that will have you gazing thoughtfully into the distance. So, if you’re searching for a book that straddles the line between engaging military fiction and an overly ambitious puzzle, look no further. "The Soldier Spies" promises a reading experience that is as perplexing as it is entertaining, with a sprinkle of irony just for good measure. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every dusty title comes with a story of its own—sometimes even more interesting than the one between the covers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/812/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/WEB-Griffin.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove Books 9780515128024 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-811 Psychoanalysis and Religion by Erich Fromm In a world where self-help books are the new gospel and Instagram feeds are filled with more affirmations than your local church can handle, the intellectual heavyweight Erich Fromm daringly wades into the murky waters of the psyche with “Psychoanalysis and Religion.” First published in the heady days of 1967, when bell-bottoms and existential dread were all the rage, this book melds Freudian flair with a dash of spiritual inquiry that will leave you questioning every religious dogma you ever swore by while simultaneously pondering your own neuroses. Spoiler alert: it might just be your parents’ fault. Fromm, a man so deeply entrenched in the murky depths of human consciousness that he probably needed a lifeguard just to navigate his own thoughts, attempts to unravel the tangled webs of belief that ensnare us. He’s like your well-meaning but overly intellectual friend who insists on psychoanalyzing your choice of breakfast cereal. “Aha! You chose cornflakes because deep down, you crave stability, but also want to appear trendy!” But we digress—this book is less about breakfast and more about the existential crisis of your last few moments of worship. Let’s be real: if you’ve ever wondered whether your Sunday service was more about social status than salvation, or if your nightly prayers are just a form of self-soothing akin to thumb-sucking, then Fromm is your man. He delves into the intersection of psychology and spirituality with all the delicacy of a hippo on a high wire. You’ll find yourself oscillating between disbelief and nodding along vigorously as he explores how religious beliefs often mirror our psychological needs—and, conversely, how our deepest fears may fuel our faith. Fromm doesn’t shy away from the big questions, either. What is the nature of faith? Are we merely seeking security in religious structures, or is there something deeper lurking beneath that shiny surface? He invites you to pour yourself a cup of tea—or perhaps something stronger—and ponder your own unsolved mysteries, all while reading this slightly dog-eared, second-hand tome that has surely passed through the hands of countless seekers and skeptics alike. One cannot help but feel a certain camaraderie with the previous owners of this book. Who was the last person to scribble notes in the margins? Did they have their own epiphanies or existential crises? Perhaps you’re now holding a relic of someone’s journey through the questions of life, love, and the lurking specter of their bank balance. The potential for finding a delightful annotation—or, more intriguingly, a disgruntled critique about the author’s mustache—adds an element of surprise to this already thought-provoking read. Condition: Used. This volume has seen the world, much like Fromm himself—worn at the corners and graced with a few battle scars that speak of late-night philosophical debates and impromptu discussions over questionable cocktails. The pages may exhibit some signs of wear, perhaps from impassioned moments of finger-chewing during particularly heavy passages. But fear not! Each crease and smudge tells a story, and who doesn’t love a book that has lived a little? Readers are encouraged to engage with Fromm’s ideas through a lens that might just offer a comedic twist on their own serious contemplations. Whether you’re a staunch believer, an agnostic explorer, or just someone who wants to glean insights into the human condition while lounging in your armchair, “Psychoanalysis and Religion” could easily be the unexpected companion in your quest for understanding. So, if you’re ready to venture into the chaotic dance of the psyche and the divine, where the boundaries blur and the laughter is as frequent as the epiphanies, look no further. This book, available through Crappy Old Books, might just convince you that the only sane thing to do is embrace the madness—while keeping a hefty dose of irony close at hand. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/811/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Psychoanalysis-And-Religion.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-810 Morte dArthur by Thomas Malory The text is unabridged, with original spelling and extensive, easy-to-use marginal glosses and footnotes. No other edition accurately represents the actual (and likely authorial) divisions of the text as attested to by its two surviving witnesses—Caxton’s 1485 print and, especially, the famous Winchester Manuscript. The Winchester Manuscript is now generally agreed to be the more authentic of the two surviving manuscripts. The Norton Critical Edition is the first edition of Malory to recover important elements of this manuscript: paragraphing, marginal annotations, hierarchies of narrative division as signaled by size and decorative intricacy of initial capitals and font changes. The Norton Critical Edition also represents, in black-letter font, the striking rubrication of proper names in the Winchester Manuscript, reconstructing for readers something of an authentic medieval reading experience, one which gives visual support to Malory’s extraordinary representation, in character and setting, of a chivalric ideal. No other student edition of Malory contains such extensive contextual and critical support. About the series: No other series of classic texts equals the caliber of the Norton Critical Editions. Each volume combines the most authoritative text available with the comprehensive pedagogical apparatus necessary to appreciate the work fully. Careful editing, first-rate translation, and thorough explanatory annotations allow each text to meet the highest literary standards while remaining accessible to students. Each edition is printed on acid-free paper and every text in the series remains in print. Norton Critical Editions are the choice for excellence in scholarship for students at more than 2,000 universities worldwide. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/810/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Malorys-Le-Morte-Darthur.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451625670 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-809 The Silver Chair by CS Lewis In the vast realm of children’s literature, a curious tome named The Silver Chair sits precariously between the whimsical and the odd, as if it were a wobbly chair at a rather eccentric tea party. Penned by that stalwart of fantasy, C.S. Lewis, this 1994 HarperCollins edition invites readers into a world that is both enchanting and bewildering, much like your Aunt Mabel’s collection of porcelain frogs that she insists are ‘really quite rare’. Our heroes, two unsuspecting children, plunge headfirst into the murky waters of Narnia—an alternative universe where the trees seem to whisper secrets and talking animals probably gossip about you behind your back. In this particular outing, they find themselves entangled in a quest that involves a rather silver chair. Yes, you read that correctly—a chair, not a throne, not a sofa, but a chair. One can only speculate about the abundance of mundane furniture in Narnia and the hidden stories they hold, possibly leading to a showdown with a rogue coffee table. As you flip through the pages, expect to encounter a plethora of fantastical beings, each more bizarre than the last. Will you meet a gloomy marshwiggle, a serpent of significance, or perhaps the peculiar inhabitants of a land where the laws of physics are mere suggestions? The plot thickens as our young protagonists embark on a quest to rescue a prince, because, naturally, every fantasy land is obligated to have a missing royal. One can’t help but wonder if Narnia’s economy relies heavily on princes going missing. This particular edition, with its ISBN—0064471098, for those of you who collect such trivialities—offers a striking cover that may or may not have been designed during a particularly vibrant fever dream. One must appreciate the artistic choices made in the 90s, where everything seemed to be an homage to fluorescent colours and a questionable sense of style. Could this book be a portal to nostalgia, or just a reminder of the time your friends insisted on wearing platform shoes? The prose is rife with Lewis’s characteristic wit and wisdom, making you ponder profound questions for a morning or two—like why on earth anyone would sit in a silver chair without first asking how much it weighs. Lewis deftly balances the line between allegory and absurdity, ensuring readers are left with more questions than answers. Prepare for philosophical musings couched within a narrative that may leave you scratching your head and wondering where you left your sanity. Condition: This copy is used, of course—evidence of past adventures written in the margins, a coffee stain that could tell tales if only it could talk, and the faint smell of what might have been a delightful biscuit or a slightly burnt sausage roll. Each dog-eared page bears witness to the love it has received (or endured), making it a perfect companion for those who appreciate the patina of age—or for those who simply enjoy the thrill of chance encounters with well-loved literature. A comprehensive exploration of chairs—and their unexpected importance in fantasy. A nostalgic jaunt back to the 90s, complete with questionable cover art. Pages that may or may not have been turned by someone who enjoyed a good biscuit. A cast of characters that’s as peculiar as your uncle’s collection of novelty ties. Endless philosophical ponderings that might require a mug of tea and a good think. So, if you fancy a trip to a world where the absurd is the norm and fabrics defy logic, then The Silver Chair just might be the quirky companion you didn’t know you needed. Or, at the very least, it will give you something to read while you contemplate the nature of chairs and the universe. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story—if only the cover could talk. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/809/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Silver-Chair.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins 9780064471091 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-807 The House Of Mirth by Edith Wharton Step right up and prepare to enter a world where the tea is lukewarm, the social climbers are equipped with stilettos, and the moral compass has gone slightly askew! Edith Wharton’s “The House of Mirth,” a title that sounds like a quaint yet sinister carnival attraction, unfurls a tale of high society in the early 20th century that could only be described as a less cheerful “Gossip Girl” for the Edwardians. This particular edition, lovingly bestowed upon us by the venerable Signet Classics in 1964, is a veritable time capsule filled with the rich aroma of faded ink and the potential for literary regret. In this splendidly ironic narrative, we meet Lily Bart, a young woman navigating the treacherous waters of New York’s elite society, where one wrong move could lead to social ruin—or perhaps even worse, a botched tea party. As Lily flits from cocktail to cocktail, she contends with a plethora of societal expectations, thwarted romantic prospects, and an uncanny ability to attract the wrong kind of attention, like a moth to a flame, or perhaps more aptly, a socialite to a scandal. Wharton deftly examines the constricting corset of societal norms, showcasing how the glittering facade of wealth and prestige can mask a far darker reality. One might wonder if Lily’s primary adversary is the rigid upper crust of society or her own penchant for lavish hats that seem to consume her entire paycheck. Spoiler alert: it’s likely both. The tension builds as we witness Lily’s stylish descent into disarray, as she discovers that a well-placed bon mot can only save one for so long. Expect delightful forays into the world of conspicuous consumption, where the characters seem to possess more wealth than sense, and where every dinner party is an opportunity for covert espionage and ulterior motives. It is a veritable banquet of betrayal, self-deception, and the faintest whisper of a good old-fashioned tragedy looming on the horizon. You may find yourself clutching your pearls at the audacity of it all, or perhaps, just perhaps, giggling at the absurdity of a society that prizes reputation over genuine connection. And what a cast of characters we have! From the cynical socialites who hoard their gossip like dragon hoards gold, to the hapless gentlemen who can barely muster enough charm to ask for a second serving of pudding. Each one is more eccentric than the last, leaving you to wonder how they all manage to coexist without a daily dose of irony-infused herbal tea. As you delve deeper into the narrative, prepare for a burgeoning awareness of social dynamics that could make your head spin faster than a carousel full of over-caffeinated debutantes. Condition: A veritable relic of a bygone era, this used copy of “The House of Mirth” has seen better days. Its pages are slightly yellowed, perhaps due to the weight of its own profound insights, and it has more creases than a seasoned socialite’s favorite evening gown. The cover, while still holding its dignity, bears the scuffs of countless curious hands that have dared to open this tome of societal exploration. It is a testament to the lives it has touched and the readers who have pondered its themes of longing, failure, and the ever-elusive pursuit of happiness. So, if you’re in the mood for a literary rollercoaster that navigates the precarious balance between wealth and worth, don’t let this opportunity pass you by. “The House of Mirth” promises to wrap you in its rich tapestry of irony while keeping your moral compass tantalizingly off-kilter. Be sure to grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the pages may be worn, but the wisdom is sheer gold. By the end, you might just find yourself questioning whether the true house of mirth isn’t among the glittering chandeliers and lavish parties, but rather amongst the dog-eared pages of a second-hand book that tells the story of those who dared to dream, falter, and, in most cases, dramatically drop the ball. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/807/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-House-Of-Mirth.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-805 The Pilgrims Progress by John Bunyan Step right up, dear reader, and prepare yourself for a delightful jaunt through the 17th-century musings of John Bunyan, brought to you in all its second-hand glory by the esteemed purveyors of literary oddities, Crappy Old Books. This edition of “The Pilgrim’s Progress,” published in 1981 by the prestigious Signet Classics, is not just a book—it’s a portal to a time when the word “journey” was more likely to involve dirt paths and existential crises than a quick jaunt to the corner shop for a pint of milk. Join a cast of characters that might make you wonder if they were the predecessors of modern-day influencers, each with names that sound suspiciously like they were plucked from a particularly imaginative game of Scrabble. Christian, our protagonist, embarks on a pilgrimage that is less about hiking boots and scenic views and more about dodging the ever-looming spectre of despair. After all, who needs a vacation when you can traverse the Slough of Despond? It’s not exactly the scenic route, but the metaphorical vistas are positively brimming with spiritual significance—or so the critics say! Imagine wandering through a world where every obstacle is a metaphor for some spiritual malaise. Christian encounters Vanity Fair, a place that makes modern shopping malls look like serene retreats for meditative practices, highlighting the age-old struggle against consumerism. Bunyan’s ability to weave allegory with adventure means that readers can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all whilst simultaneously contemplating their own life choices. After all, who hasn’t felt a twinge of anxiety while pondering their own journey through this bewildering existence? And just when you think you’ve grasped the nuances of salvation and moral rectitude, Bunyan throws in a cast of characters that would make any family reunion seem bland by comparison. From Simple to Mr. Worldly-Wiseman, every name is a delightful postcard from a time when people took their virtues and vices very seriously, albeit not always successfully. One does wonder if Bunyan penned his characters with the intent of making us laugh or groan—or perhaps both, because who doesn’t love a good pun at the expense of the human condition? Vivid descriptions that may or may not inspire a new line of motivational posters. A journey that makes your last trip to the dentist seem exhilarating in comparison. Spiritual advice that’s as relevant now as it was during the reign of King Charles II—because who says the 17th century and modern dilemmas can’t be friends? Characters that could populate an entire sitcom, complete with laugh tracks and awkward pauses. More existential crises than you can shake a pilgrimage at! Condition: This particular copy is used, which translates to a charming patina of character—think dog-eared pages and annotations from previous owners who may have been wrestling with their own Sloughs of Despond. The spine is slightly creased, a testament to its many philosophical debates, and the yellowing pages whisper tales of long nights spent pondering the meaning of life—over a cup of lukewarm tea, no doubt. So, whether you’re a seasoned literary explorer or merely a wanderer seeking some light-hearted existential pondering, “The Pilgrim’s Progress” offers a delightful foray into allegory that is guaranteed to stir your thoughts while simultaneously prompting you to question your own pilgrimage through life. A quirky tome that reminds us all: sometimes the path is less about the destination and more about the peculiar encounters along the way. Embark on your journey into the complex, humorous, and occasionally baffling world of John Bunyan with this second-hand treasure from Crappy Old Books, where every spine tells a story, and every book has its own unique quirks, much like the readers who enjoy them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/805/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Pilgrims-Progress.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics 9780451523990 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-804 Quicker than the Eye by Ray Bradbury In a world where the mundane collides with the extraordinary, Ray Bradbury’s "Quicker than the Eye" promises to whisk readers away—metaphorically speaking, of course. Published in 1997, this collection presents a veritable buffet of Bradbury’s imaginative delights, offering a curious mix of short stories that explore the very fabric of reality with the finesse of a magician pulling rabbits from hats—though, in this case, the rabbits may be slightly confused and the hats a tad worn. Imagine a literary realm where the ordinary can become extraordinary with the mere flick of a wrist or a well-placed sentence. Here you will encounter tales that may leave you pondering over your morning tea or scratching your head in bewilderment, wondering if you had just read about a time-traveling cat or a futuristic dystopia where socks are the currency of choice. The genius of Bradbury lies in his ability to weave the bizarre into the familiar, turning what you thought you knew about life, the universe, and everything into rich fodder for the imagination. But what can you expect from a book titled "Quicker than the Eye"? Perhaps it suggests a literary speed race, where you’ll need to read faster than a speeding bullet to keep up with the plot twists and turns, or maybe it refers to the rapid-fire jabs of wit that will leave you laughing and questioning your grip on reality. Either way, one thing is certain: this collection isn’t just a series of stories; it’s a banquet for the mind, served with a side of whimsical absurdity. As you turn the pages, you might find tales that delve into the darker sides of human nature, exploring the delicate balance between fantasy and reality. Bradbury’s signature style, punctuated by his trademark irony, ensures that each story is not just a fleeting moment of entertainment but a mirror reflecting our own quirks and idiosyncrasies. Prepare to engage with characters who are as complex as your great aunt’s fruitcake recipe—each layer revealing surprises that may or may not be delightful. Don’t be surprised if you experience a range of emotions, from elation to existential dread, as you navigate through Bradbury’s kaleidoscopic vision. Here’s a sampling of what awaits you inside the pages of this book that is, ironically, both "quicker" and curiously slower than the eye might perceive: Stories that turn the ordinary into the inexplicable, sparking a reconsideration of your penchant for umbrellas. Encounters with characters who may or may not be figments of your imagination, leaving you wondering if you too have slipped into a parallel universe. A playful exploration of time that may just inspire you to rethink your relationship with clocks. Moments that evoke an unsettling nostalgia for a future that may never come—cue dramatic music. And, of course, a healthy serving of Bradbury’s signature prose that dances off the page like a particularly sprightly flame. Condition: Used. This book has been gently handled by previous readers, which means you might find some delightful marginalia that could spark an unexpected conversation with your fellow bookworms—if they can keep up with your newfound literary insights. The cover is slightly dog-eared, hinting at the many hands that have eagerly turned its pages in anticipation of a journey that is as unpredictable as a British summer. So, if you’re ready to challenge the way you perceive reality, arm yourself with "Quicker than the Eye." It’s not just a book; it’s an experience that beckons you to embrace the oddities of life with open arms and perhaps a raised eyebrow. Available at Crappy Old Books, where the motto is ’the crappier, the better.’ Because, let’s face it, sometimes the greatest treasures lie in the most unexpected places. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/804/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Quicker-Than-The-Eye.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780380789597 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-803 In the Beginning by Chaim Potok What do you get when you combine a notable author with a title that teeters on the brink of cosmic significance? You arrive at "In the Beginning," a book that might just have you pondering the very nature of existence while also wondering why the plot seems to consist mainly of conversations over dinner. Chaim Potok, whose last name sounds like a sneeze in the middle of a solemn lecture, takes us on a philosophical journey that might just be the literary equivalent of a warm cup of tea — comforting yet occasionally perplexing. Published by Fawcett Crest in 1982, this tome may have seen more living rooms than the average cat. The faded cover might lead you to believe you’re holding a relic from the past, a token of some grander time when authors penned their thoughts on parchment, or at least on a typewriter without spellcheck. One can only assume that Potok’s musings serve as a backdrop for deep ruminations on human existence, and possibly a few awkward family gatherings, if the cover art is to be believed. As you flip through the yellowing pages, you might find yourself engaging in the life-altering questions that Potok poses. Or you might find yourself stuck on the fact that the novel is, at times, more of a meditation on morality wrapped in the kind of buried humor that would make a philosopher chuckle softly into his beard. Readers often grapple with the elusive themes presented here, perhaps bitterly debating whether a book with such a title ought to have more explosions, or at the very least a cataclysmic event or two. In this slice of literary pie, you’ll discover: Intricate dialogues that could rival a game of chess, except with fewer pawns and more metaphysical quandaries. Characters who are as relatable as your uncle who insists on discussing his stamp collection at every family function. Moments of introspection that may leave you questioning your own life choices and whether you should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. References that might make you feel like you missed the pre-requisite course in existential philosophy. A narrative pace that will have you wondering if it’s a slow burn or just a slow burn-out. Condition: Used, which is a polite way of saying that this book has probably been read in various states of caffeine-induced delirium and may very well include the occasional coffee stain or half-hearted bookmark made from an old receipt. The spine is cracked, likely due to the countless existential crises experienced by its previous owners, and the corners are slightly dog-eared, as if the book itself has been through a few philosophical battles. It may be a bit rough around the edges, but isn’t that just the nature of existence? In a world filled with glossy covers and heavily marketed bestsellers, "In the Beginning" stands as a testament to the quieter, more contemplative side of literature. It’s like a gentle reminder that not all stories need to be wrapped up in a neat little bow, and that sometimes, the journey is more important than the destination — even if that journey involves characters discussing the nuances of life over a plate of cold latkes. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to offer insights into life, love, and the occasional awkward silence, look no further than this classic from Crappy Old Books. Who knows? You might just find a piece of yourself nestled between the worn pages, contemplating your next meal or the meaning of it all — whichever comes first. Happy reading! This book as an added extra, on page 265 there is an old photo of a young boy doing karate with several people in the background, its about 10cm square and its free with this book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/803/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/In-The-Beginning.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Crest no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-802 Lord Of The Flies by William Golding Lord of the Flies is a novel by Nobel Prize-winning author William Golding about a group of British boys stuck on a deserted island who try to govern themselves, with disastrous results. Its stances on the already-controversial subjects of human nature and individual welfare versus the common good earned it position 68 on the American Library Association’s list of the 100 most frequently challenged books of 1990–1999. In 2005 the novel was chosen by TIME magazine as one of the 100 best English-language novels from 1923 to 2005. It was awarded a place on both lists of Modern Library 100 Best Novels, reaching #41 on the editor’s list, and #25 on the reader’s list. Published in 1954, Lord of the Flies was Golding’s first novel. Although it was not a great success at the time—selling fewer than 3,000 copies in the United States during 1955 before going out of print—it soon went on to become a best-seller, and by the early 1960s was required reading in many schools and colleges; the novel is currently renowned for being a popular choice of study for GCSE English Literature courses in the United Kingdom. It was adapted to film in 1963 by Peter Brook, and again in 1990 by Harry Hook. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/802/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Lord-Of-The-Flies2.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capricorn Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-801 Guns For Grizzly Flat by Peter Field Major Anse Block had more spirit than sense - and more problems than a herd has hooves. With the town up in arms against him, a sly fox trying to cheat him, and rustling raids bleeding him dry, it looked like the stubborn old soldier was making his last stand. Then Pat Stevens rode in from Durango, determined to get to the bottom of the conspiracy - and discovered the competition was deadlier than a pit full of rattlers! This item comes complete with a bookmark for Hatch’s Bookstore, 1192 S. Havana, Aurora, CO 80012. Its on page 10. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/801/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Guns-For-Grizzly-Flat.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon Books 9780380704248 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-800 Mountain Massacre by Jack Buchanan In a world where the mountains loom large and shadows seem to whisper secrets, Jack Buchanan takes us on a rollercoaster of a ride that could only be described as a high-stakes, low-budget mountain thriller. Titled *Mountain Massacre*, this 1985 classic—if we dare use that term—promises to be a riveting exploration of the human condition, or at the very least, an excuse for lots of questionable decisions made by poorly drawn characters. You may find yourself wondering if the actual massacre was the plot or just a metaphor for the author’s long-winded prose. Buchanan, a name that may ring a bell for anyone who used to browse the discount shelves at your local bookstore, seems to have been channeling both his inner Hemingway and his inner ten-dollar action film script when penning this tome. Expect dialogue that could have made a boulder roll its eyes and plot twists that come across as more contrived than a soap opera after a weeklong cliffhanger. Ah, the joys of vintage literature! Set against the breathtaking backdrop of a mountain range that may or may not have been inspired by a postcard from a family holiday, this book features characters who are either incredibly relatable or hilariously inept. You’ll discover a ragtag group of misfits who, in a series of calamitous decisions, find themselves embroiled in events that are equal parts ridiculous and improbable. The stakes are high, but alas, the writing often feels like a gentle incline rather than the thrilling ascent you might be hoping for. If you’re wondering what makes *Mountain Massacre* a must-read, let’s explore some of its most enchanting features: A cast of characters whose personalities you’ll forget by the end of the first chapter. Climactic moments that could also be described as "mildly tense" if one were feeling generous. Descriptions of the landscape that might make you want to take a hike, but only if you can find a better book to bring along. Plot developments that defy logic, leaving you utterly baffled about how you ended up here. A writing style that oscillates between “I can’t believe this is published” and “Wait, did I just read that?” Condition: This book is used, which in the world of Crappy Old Books often means it has seen better days, just like its characters. Expect dog-eared pages, a spine that’s more flexible than the laws of physics, and perhaps a hint of nostalgia wafting from the pages—though whether that’s for the book itself or the era of its publication is up for debate. The cover art is delightfully retro, featuring a mountain scene with the kind of dramatic flair that suggests a massacre might be happening off-screen, which is frankly the best place for it in this literary escapade. So, if you’re in the market for a book that allows you to ponder life’s mysteries and simultaneously question your taste in literature, *Mountain Massacre* could be just the ticket. It’s a book that might not so much entertain you as it will make you think, “Well, that was certainly something.” Perfect for those evenings when you’re feeling adventurous enough to dip your toe into the strange waters of 1980s suspense. Just remember to keep a safety net of better literature nearby—after all, one must always have an escape plan. In the grand tradition of Crappy Old Books, this volume serves as a reminder that sometimes, the journey through literature is much more entertaining when you don’t take it too seriously. So grab your copy today, and brace yourself for a reading experience that is less ‘mountain’ and more ‘muddle.’ Happy reading—if you dare! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/800/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Mountain-Massacre.jpg 4.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove 9780515083637 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-799 Since Yesterday by Frederick Lewis Allen Ah, the 1970s—an era when disco balls twinkled like the hopes and dreams of baby boomers, and the only thing more vibrant than polyester suits was the social commentary lurking between the covers of a book. Enter "Since Yesterday" by the illustrious Frederick Lewis Allen, a tome that promises to distill the essence of yesteryear while you, dear reader, sip your lukewarm tea and adjust your horn-rimmed glasses. Originally brought to you by the ever-enigmatic Perennial Library, this book is a delight for those who relish a time when men wore hats and women wore... well, whatever they were told to. Forget the digital age; this is a nostalgic postcard from a simpler time when people wrote letters instead of tweets. Frederick Lewis Allen, a name that surely rang bells in the literary salons of yore, had a knack for capturing the zeitgeist of America. In "Since Yesterday," he uses his pen to navigate the murky waters of a nation suspended between the clutches of two World Wars and the dawning of the tumultuous 1970s. What could possibly go wrong? With chapter titles that read like your grandmother’s bingo card, expect a rollercoaster of historical anecdotes, societal musings, and a few paragraphs that may or may not reference the state of the hedgerows. Now, one wouldn’t be remiss to imagine that this book serves as a window into a world where every morning began with a fresh pot of coffee and the newspaper was delivered by a boy on a bicycle—possibly whilst listening to the dulcet tones of a scratchy radio. Allen reminds us that history is not just a series of dates and events but a whimsical tapestry woven from the threads of human experience. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself giggling at the absurdity of past political debates, wondering how many Twitter accounts they would have had, had they only known. As you embark on this literary journey, prepare yourself for a delightful cocktail of prose that is as refreshing as a flat soda. Allen’s style is punctuated with an ironic wit that might just make you question the very fabric of your own existence. Why did they wear those hats? What were they thinking during the Great Depression? And why, oh why, did anyone think bell bottoms were a good idea? You could practically hear him chuckling from beyond the grave. But let’s not forget the finer details: the book is **used**, which means it carries the fragrance of nostalgia and perhaps a few coffee stains from its previous owners. Condition: Expect dog-eared pages that have surely witnessed more than a few heated discussions over the merits of milk in tea. The spine is a bit cracked, reminiscent of the society it portrays. And if you squint really hard, you might even see the ghost of a previous reader who fell asleep mid-chapter and left their bookmark in place. The ISBN? Well, that just wouldn’t do; what’s a book without a touch of delightful ambiguity? The real charm of this book lies in its ability to serve as both a conversation starter and an ender. Impress your friends at your next gathering by quoting Allen’s observations on 1930s fashion while they desperately try to keep up with the latest TikTok trends. Or simply sit back and enjoy the bewildered looks on their faces as they ponder how such an ancient relic ended up in your possession. It’s the perfect antidote for those who feel the weight of modernity pressing down like a poorly fitted suit. So, why not take a break from your current obsession with the latest bestseller and instead grab this historical treat? You never know; you might even find yourself yearning for simpler times—when people exchanged ideas over dinner instead of hashtags. Remember, dear bibliophile, at Crappy Old Books, we believe in celebrating the forgotten corners of literary history, one quirky find at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/799/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Since-Yesterday.jpg 5.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Perennial Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-798 Skydancer by Geoffrey Archer Skydancer (1989) by Geoffrey Archer is the sort of Cold War-ish thriller that smells faintly of jet fuel, paranoia, and a time when “the computer” was a thing in a room, not in your pocket. This is the Tor Books paperback edition, striding into your life with the satisfyingly chunky ISBN 0812500253, so your dose of airborne drama and military intrigue is properly logged in the great catalogue of “paperbacks that probably once lived in an airport WHSmith”. You know the vibe: planes, plots, and people who say “We’re wheels up in ten” as if they mean it. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is cheerfully and unashamedly Used. Not “as new”, not “fine”, and definitely not “kept under glass in a non-smoking home with no exposure to sunlight or reality”. This is the kind of book that has already survived at least one commute, a rainy afternoon, and possibly a family holiday where someone ignored the scenery in favour of reading about fictional air operations. You can confidently expect: A late-80s Tor cover that radiates “high-stakes aviation thriller”: aircraft at dramatic angles, moody skies, and typography that looks like it’s been briefed by the Ministry of Fonts. Tanned pages, that warm shade of “declassified document” you get when paper has had a few decades to think about its life choices. A creased spine, clear evidence that previous owners chose narrative tension over keeping it cosmetically pristine. Condition notes, translated out of bookseller politeness: “Used” – this book has been opened, held, bent back slightly during the exciting bits, and possibly used to prop up a wobbly mug once. “May show signs of wear” – corners a little softened, edges kissed by the mysterious force known as “being in a bag with other stuff”, maybe a faint ripple if it ever had a close encounter with weather. “Pages clean and intact” – no missing dogfight, no vanished last chapter, and no ominous stains that look like they came from aviation fuel or in-flight coffee. This is a book for you if: You like your fiction airborne, urgent and slightly bristling with hardware, with people who can identify aircraft models by silhouette and bad attitude. You enjoy that late-80s blend of military kit, geopolitics and “we’ll sort this out before the politicians notice” energy. You think a good evening involves acronyms, radio chatter, and the occasional explosion, safely confined to the page. You’re perfectly content with a copy that looks like it has already flown a few missions in someone else’s imagination. Probable reading experience: Early chapters: “Oh good, here come the mysterious flights and the slightly dodgy orders.” Middle stretch: you start unconsciously squinting at the sky out of the window, as if you might spot plot developments at 30,000 feet. Final act: pages turning faster than is strictly safe, snacks disappearing, and a vague sense that you now know just enough about aircraft tactics to be dangerous in pub conversations. Crappy Old Books is not here to pretend this is a museum-quality artefact from the golden age of mass-market thrillers. This is a working paperback. The kind you shove in a pocket, read in transit, and drop on the floor when you fall asleep halfway through a chapter full of explosions. The cover may be scuffed, the spine may be cracked, but the story is fully mission-ready. In short: Skydancer (1989) by Geoffrey Archer, Tor Books paperback, ISBN 0812500253, in honestly Used condition, is a slightly battered, thoroughly readable slice of airborne suspense. Buy it from Crappy Old Books, taxi to your favourite chair, and prepare for take-off into an era when the sky was busy, the stakes were high, and nobody ever just flew somewhere uneventfully. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/798/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Skydancer.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor Books 9780812500257 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-797 Cambodian Hellhole by Jack Buchanan Ah, "Cambodian Hellhole," a title that evokes a certain image, doesn’t it? One can only assume Jack Buchanan, in his 1985 literary offering, was aiming for something profoundly enlightening yet tinged with the bravado of the era. Published by Jove, known for its penchant for the peculiar, this volume promises to take readers on a journey through the murky waters of experience, or perhaps just through the pages of a rather shabby paperback. After all, who wouldn’t want to explore a hellhole—preferably from the comfort of their own sofa, clutching a lukewarm cuppa? Picture yourself in the mid-’80s, neon leg warmers adorning your legs and a Walkman securely strapped to your waist. You’re in a revolution of culture that, in hindsight, seems to have been fuelled by a strange mix of idealism and questionable fashion choices. It’s during this tumultuous time that Buchanan decided to pen a book that would surely stand out in any bargain bin—“Cambodian Hellhole.” One can’t help but wonder what thoughts were swirling in his mind. Was it a scathing critique of war, an absurdist take on cultural dissonance, or simply a clever title to lure in unsuspecting readers? The mystery is as thick as the dust on this well-loved tome. As you venture through the pages, you might find that the text is as unpredictable as a game of Twister at a family gathering. One moment you’re wading through heavy philosophical musings, and the next you’re knee-deep in what could only be described as a surreal depiction of a hellhole—though whether that’s metaphorical or literal is left for you to decide. Expect the unexpected, like a surprise plot twist that leaves you questioning your very existence, or maybe just your choice of reading material. It’s hard to say. What truly sets this book apart, however, is its uncanny ability to provoke thought—or at the very least, a smirk. In a world rife with polished prose and perfectly curated narratives, Buchanan’s rough edges might just be the literary equivalent of a scruffy dog with a heart of gold. You might find yourself endearingly frustrated as you try to decipher the author’s intentions amidst a series of bizarre anecdotes and perplexing character sketches. It’s as if the book itself is in on the joke, nudging you with a wink as you turn each tattered page. The characters within are likely to range from the absurdly fascinating to the utterly forgettable, creating a tapestry of human experience so rich you might forget it’s fiction altogether. Perhaps they will linger in your mind long after you’ve closed the cover, like a heavy scent that refuses to dissipate. There’s an offbeat charm in the way they navigate the chaos of their surroundings, much like navigating your way through a particularly tricky buffet at a wedding. Will you take the risk of sampling the mystery dish, or stick to the predictable chicken? Your choice! Condition: Used. The cover may exhibit signs of wear that suggest it has lived a life perhaps more adventurous than yours. Pages might be dog-eared, stained, or even contain the occasional scrawl from a previous reader wrestling with a profound moment or merely venting about Tuesdays. This could add character, or at the very least, a sense of camaraderie with those who’ve navigated the hellhole before you. You, too, can join the ranks of weary travellers through this literary wasteland, clutching your well-loved copy like a badge of honour. In conclusion, if you’re in the market for a book that dances on the edge of reason and absurdity, “Cambodian Hellhole” may just tickle your fancy—or leave you scratching your head. Either way, you’ll be adding an eclectic piece of literary history to your collection, one that will surely prompt questions and possibly a few chuckles. So why not take a chance with this slightly battered gem, as sold by Crappy Old Books? After all, every hellhole has its charm, and it’s high time you explored one—preferably with a side of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/797/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Cambodian-Hellhole.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-796 The Winters Tale by William Shakespeare Ah, The Winter’s Tale, that delightful curiosity from the mind of William Shakespeare, crafted well before the dawn of the Internet, yet somehow still manages to pop up in dusty corners of second-hand shops—like that odd uncle who insists on regaling you with his holiday stories from 1988. This particular edition, published by Signet Classics, offers a peculiar blend of poetic grandeur and existential musings, all bound within a cover that might as well be the vestiges of an era long forgotten, much like the sound of a dial-up modem. Set against a backdrop where the seasons conspire with the fates, this tale is a veritable potpourri of love, loss, and the occasional sheep shearing. Shakespeare—who, let’s face it, could probably win a Nobel Prize in social awkwardness if such a thing existed—delivers a plot that swings from jealousy to redemption with all the grace of a walrus on a unicycle. Thematically, you’re bound to encounter themes like the perils of excessive brooding and the life-changing impact of a good stage direction. One can only hope you’re in a reflective mood, as this play doesn’t shy away from the heavy stuff, nor does it skimp on the odd bit of whimsical fantasy. For those who appreciate a good dose of irony, The Winter’s Tale serves up a banquet of dramatic contradictions. The very title invites a sense of seasonal warmth, yet the opening acts wade through emotional frostbite akin to a British summer. And let us not forget the delightful blend of tragedy and comedy, where characters may find themselves in the depths of despair one moment and reminiscing over an impromptu sheep shearing the next. Such is the magic of Shakespeare—the master of turning the mundane into the absurd. Should you be pondering the significance of time, identity, and the inexplicable connection between a king’s irrational jealousy and a lost princess, look no further. Shakespeare’s way with words can often leave readers scratching their heads, much like trying to decipher a particularly puzzling crossword puzzle after a few too many cups of tea. This edition, with its faded spine and slightly tattered cover, is a testament to the enduring nature of literature—marked by the hands of countless readers who, much like you, likely found themselves lost in Shakespeare’s labyrinthine narratives. As you flip through the pages, you may be reminded of the peculiarities of humanity—the foibles that make us laugh, cry, and occasionally yell at the television. The characters within The Winter’s Tale are as whimsical and chaotic as a family gathering gone awry. One minute you’re dissecting the existential dread of a king, and the next you’re swept up in the antics of a rogue shepherd. This delightful disarray is precisely what makes Shakespeare an enduring fixture in the bookshelf of life. Or so one would like to believe. Condition: Used, which in this case means the book has seen better days, much like the aforementioned uncle who still insists on wearing his ’I Love 1988’ t-shirt. Expect a few dog-eared pages, marginalia that may or may not include existential musings by previous readers, and a spine that creaks in protest when opened. This book is the literary equivalent of finding a vintage record in a thrift shop: it might not be perfect, but it has soul. Its well-worn state only adds to the charm, inviting you to ponder the many souls who have traversed these pages before you. So why not take a chance on this literary relic? You never know when a good dose of Shakespearean chaos might come in handy for those particularly dreary days. Just remember to stop by Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story, even if that story is mostly about why it was left on the shelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/796/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Winters-Tale.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics 9780451522603 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-793 Frankenstein by Mary Shelley Ah, "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley, the original tale of bad parenting gone horribly awry, or as we like to call it, “How Not to Impress Your Friends with Science.” Published in 1991 by Bantam Books, this particular edition is a riveting manifestation of the 19th-century gothic horror genre, reimagined for a generation that was still figuring out how to make sense of dial-up Internet. Did you hear that? That was the sound of Victor Frankenstein’s dreams being shattered and rebooted. Picture it: a cold night in 1816, a group of literary luminaries gathered around a fire, sharing ghost stories, probably discussing the latest trends in… well, that’s a mystery better left to historians. Mary, with a twinkle in her eye and a dash of insatiable curiosity, decides to whip up a little cautionary tale about the consequences of overreaching ambition and the existential dread of creating life—and, it turns out, that “life” isn’t always grateful, especially if it’s been stitched together from various graveyard inhabitants and gets a little too self-aware. Now, if you ever thought about the ethical implications of playing God, you might want to take a stab at reading this book. In it, you will find much more than dismembered limbs and moody monologues; you’ll encounter a profound inquiry into what it means to be human, which, honestly, can be quite messy when you’re dealing with a creature who has a penchant for sulking in glaciers and throwing tantrums. Perhaps it’s a metaphor for those awkward teenage years when you just don’t quite fit in, or maybe it’s just an elaborate excuse for why you shouldn’t leave your latest science project unattended. As you flip through the pages of this second-hand treasure, you might be surprised to discover that the book is a veritable smorgasbord of philosophical musings interspersed with moments of sheer horror. It’s almost like a blueprint for an existential crisis, but one that you can enjoy while snuggling under a blanket, preferably with a cup of tea that’s gone cold. And let’s not forget the dialogue, which ranges from the profound to the melodramatic, giving you plenty of material for that one awkward dinner party conversation when your host insists on discussing their latest obsession with “weird books.” In this delightful Bantam Books edition, you can expect the usual suspects: mismatched fonts, that unmistakable smell of nostalgia, and the odd coffee stain that adds a certain je ne sais quoi to your reading experience. Every page turn may also provide a fascinating look into the lives of previous owners—what motivated them to part with such a classic? Were they too frightened by the creature’s hideous visage? Or perhaps it was just a case of having too many books and not enough shelf space. In case you’re wondering what else you’ll discover in this literary excursion, consider the following list of delightful factors that may just compel you to make this purchase: A protagonist with all the charm of a damp sponge. Life lessons that resonate through the ages, like “don’t create your own competition” and “always check for a heartbeat.” Endless discussions about the responsibilities of a creator, perfect for your next book club meeting! A thrilling blend of horror and philosophy that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Beautifully outdated language that will make you feel quite posh, even if you’re reading it in your pajamas. Condition: This used copy of "Frankenstein" has seen better days and may feature the occasional dog-eared page or coffee ring that tells its own story. Each imperfection is a testament to its journey from one reader’s hands to yours, making it a perfect addition to your collection of ‘books I’ll definitely read someday’—or at least display prominently on your shelf to impress house guests. So, if you’re looking to add a dash of classic horror to your life or simply want to impress your friends with your intellectual grasp of 19th-century literature, look no further than this delightful relic from Crappy Old Books. Just remember: creating your own monster may result in unforeseen consequences, so maybe just stick to baking bread instead. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/793/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Frankenstein-By-Mary-Kelly.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553212471 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-789 Civilisation by Kenneth Clark In a world where reality often feels more like a poorly constructed sitcom than the grand tapestry of history, Kenneth Clark’s “Civilisation” emerges as a rather pompous but undeniably fascinating time capsule. Published in 1969, this tome is less a book and more a grand invitation to engage in a languid existential debate while sipping lukewarm tea and pondering the absurdity of existence, all while being mildly charmed by the patina of antiquity. If you’ve ever wanted to feel smarter while you’re pretending to understand art history, this is your ticket to intellectual pretension. Clark, that venerable sage of all things cultured, takes us on a merry, if meandering, journey through the corridors of Western art and architecture. Imagine a tour guide who not only knows where the bathroom is but also insists on regaling you with the inner workings of every urinal from the Renaissance to the Industrial Revolution—joys of life that no one asked for, yet here they are. With his penchant for intricate prose, Clark invites you to consider what, exactly, “civilisation” even means. Spoiler alert: it’s more complicated than assembling IKEA furniture on a Wednesday evening. In “Civilisation,” you’ll be treated to a parade of illustrious figures, grandiose artworks, and the very essence of what it means to be “cultured.” Yet one can’t help but feel that Clark’s enthusiasm may border on the obsessive, as he waxes lyrical about the merits of various 17th-century painters while you find your mind drifting to your dinner options. But fear not! Clark’s engaging narrative style manages to transform even the most mundane details into epic tales worthy of a Shakespearean monologue—if Shakespeare had been particularly fond of discussing architecture instead of tragic love. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself pondering a few existential questions: Is the pursuit of “civilisation” merely a pretext for avoiding the harsh realities of street food vendors and reality television? Does appreciating a sublime piece of art absolve one from having to engage in awkward small talk? Alas, the answers elude us, much like the whereabouts of any lost socks in the laundry. The book is not just a history lesson; it’s an exploration of Clark’s own lofty ideals and the curious notion that art can save us from ourselves—though the jury is still out on whether that’s a viable strategy or just a nice way to justify a failed art degree. With each chapter, you’ll oscillate between admiration for Clark’s sweeping erudition and a bemused recognition that this might be the most droll bedtime reading material ever concocted. Condition: Used, which is to say it bears the marks of a life well-lived—dog-eared pages, perhaps the remnants of a tepid biscuit long since consumed, and notes in the margins that might either be insightful commentary or the work of some misguided soul attempting to re-write history. Expect to find a few moments of sheer genius juxtaposed with the odd scribble that seems utterly confounding. But then again, isn’t that what we call character? So, if you fancy immersing yourself in a delightful conundrum of art, philosophy, and the unmistakable charm of mid-century British academia, look no further. “Civilisation” is likely to both enlighten and confuse, much like trying to understand British humour on a particularly foggy day. Embrace the paradox and nab your copy today, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, and prepare yourself for an intellectual rollercoaster that may or may not leave you questioning your life choices—but hey, at least it’ll look good on your shelf. Join the ranks of those who have dared to tread where few venture, and perhaps, just perhaps, you might emerge with a deeper understanding of not just art, but the absurdity of trying to grasp the entirety of “civilisation” with just one book. Good luck with that! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/789/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Civilisation.jpg 2.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper & Row no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-787 That Perfect Someone by Johanna Lindsey Ah, "That Perfect Someone," a title so universally appealing it practically begs for a plot twist involving a cat and a Victorian time machine. Published by Pocket in the year 2011, this novel seems to be on a noble quest to explore the human condition—whatever that might mean in a world filled with Instagram influencers and artisanal toast. Written by the esteemed Johanna Lindsey, the book might promise romance, but we suspect it’s more of a glamorous masquerade ball where the masks never quite fit. Inside this paperback, you may encounter characters with names as elaborate as their backstories, each striving to find the person who completes their jigsaw puzzle of perfection. Prepare yourself for dialogues that could make Shakespeare roll over in his grave, not because they’re bad, but because they might be so overly romantic that even the Bard would raise a skeptical eyebrow. Expect a whirlwind of lavish gowns and dashing suitors; it’s almost as if the author decided that the best way to convey love is to strap it into a corset and send it to court. While you imagine the era in which the characters might reside—possibly the court of King Arthur or just a particularly fancy tea party in modern-day Surrey—the prose invites you to relish in the whimsical absurdities of love. This isn’t just a book; it’s a ticket to an exclusive soirée where the dress code is “pompous and impractical.” Will our protagonist find “that perfect someone,” or will they discover that perfection is like a unicorn: delightful in theory but likely just a horse with a party hat? As you flip through the pages, you might stumble upon a list of life lessons that are as useful as a chocolate teapot: Love is blind, but apparently, it has a decent sense of direction. Every prince is a frog in disguise, especially if he’s late to dinner. True love can be found in the most unexpected places—like a dusty second-hand bookstore. Sometimes, the best way to find “the one” is to trip over a particularly handsome stranger. Romantic settings are key—preferably with at least three chandeliers and a scented candle. Condition: Used, which in the world of second-hand books means it has likely been loved, hated, and possibly spilled upon by a cup of tea at least once. The pages may carry whispers of past readers, the margins holding the secrets of their sighs and gasps. A few creases could be mistaken for character, and a dog-eared page might remind you that not all love stories are linear—just like any good romance, it’s a little bent and wrinkled but still worth the read. If you’re on the hunt for a love story that may or may not involve actual romance and is heavy on the irony, then you’ve stumbled upon a rare find at Crappy Old Books. Grab it before someone else realizes that “that perfect someone” might just be the book itself—flawed, dog-eared, and utterly charming. In a world full of digital distractions, why not take a pause and succumb to the delightful chaos that is this novel? It’s a reminder that sometimes perfection is found in the imperfections—and if nothing else, you’ll definitely have a quirky conversation starter for your next social gathering. I found this somewhere but I cant remember where. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/787/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/That-Perfect-Someone.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9781439101087 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-786 King Lear by William Shakespeare Ah, King Lear, the classic tale that has spent centuries teaching us the invaluable lesson that family dynamics can be as treacherous as a walk through a deep, dark forest in the middle of a thunderstorm. This particular edition, published in 1968 by Washington Square Press, is not just a book; it’s a relic, a time capsule, a veritable treasure chest of existential dread. It would make perfect reading material for anyone wishing to ponder the deeper questions of life—or simply to feel a bit better about their own dysfunctional family gatherings. Is it a tragedy? Is it a comedy? Is it a warning against trusting your daughters with your kingdom? Who could say? Shakespeare, with his usual flourish, has crafted a work that is both richly layered and, at times, perplexingly absurd. One moment you’re knee-deep in royal decrees and familial betrayals, and the next you’re being whisked away to the moors where madness reigns supreme. This book is a veritable mixed bag of emotions, like a box of chocolates where each piece is filled with existential despair instead of caramel. The cover art is a curious blend of psychedelic and Shakespearean imagery, probably designed to attract the groovy crowd of the late ’60s. Imagine someone flipping through this book at a hippie commune while pondering whether they should trade their sandals for a crown. The pages may be a little yellowed, the spine just a tad creaky, and let’s not even discuss the notes scribbled in the margins by a previous reader who clearly had some very strong opinions about Cordelia’s life choices. For the readers who fancy themselves as intellectuals, this edition serves as a conversation starter. Nothing says "I’m cultured" quite like casually mentioning that you’ve read King Lear while sipping overpriced herbal tea at a local café. You can dazzle your friends with your insights about the nature of power, loyalty, and, of course, the folly of aging kings. Or, if you’re feeling particularly cheeky, you can just read the play aloud in an exaggerated British accent and pretend you’re auditioning for a role in a rather avant-garde production. Should you choose to delve into these pages, you will encounter a whirlwind of emotions, or as we like to say, a tragic rollercoaster ride through the heart of familial betrayal. The characters are not just players on a stage; they are the embodiment of all the petty grievances and monumental love that can coexist in a single family unit. If you have ever been driven mad by a family member, this book will not only resonate with you but will also provide a certain cathartic joy in seeing how much worse it could be. Condition: This used edition has clearly seen better days; the spine exhibits a subtle crack, suggesting it has been read by someone who perhaps felt a bit too much empathy for Lear’s plight. The pages are slightly dog-eared, and one might suspect that they’ve been turned with a sense of urgency, possibly during a particularly gripping scene. A few annotations pepper the margins, revealing that someone once had a very spirited debate about the merits of Kent’s loyalty versus Goneril’s ambition. Who knew a Shakespearean play could inspire such fervor? In conclusion, this is not just a book; it’s a piece of history, a dialogue with the past, and a reminder that the human condition is fraught with chaos and betrayal. If you’re looking to add a bit of Shakespearean flair to your life—or if you simply need a hefty tome to prop up the wobbly table in your living room—King Lear from Crappy Old Books offers a perfectly imperfect blend of tragedy, wisdom, and an opportunity for existential musings. So, why not add a touch of madness to your bookshelf? After all, who wouldn’t want to be reminded of the folly of kings while sipping their morning coffee? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/786/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/King-Lear.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Washington Square Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-785 The Pastures Of Heaven by John Steinbeck In a world saturated with glossy covers and social media influencers hocking their literary wares, one must ponder the true meaning of a book that carries the weight of time like a lead balloon. Enter "The Pastures Of Heaven," a title so deceptively pastoral that you might half-expect to find a charming watercolor of sheep grazing contentedly on the cover. Instead, you are confronted by the gritty, sun-soaked landscapes of John Steinbeck, a man who clearly preferred his pastures less ’heavenly’ and more full of existential dread. One can almost hear the dissonant sounds of a banjo playing in the distance as you wander through this lyrical exploration of life in a California valley. This Bantam Books edition from 1962, while not exactly the first edition, is still a delightful reminder of how the world conspired to throw perfectly good books into the realm of second-hand shops for discerning readers with a penchant for the quirky and unusual. The absence of an ISBN should be taken as a badge of honour; it screams, “I’m obscure but not trying too hard!” In a time when every book is tied to a QR code and tagged on social media, this little gem stands defiantly in the corner, sipping tea and reading Chaucer. The plot, if one can call it that, meanders like a drunken river, weaving through the lives of various inhabitants of the valley—a collection of misfits, dreamers, and the occasional outright lunatic. It serves as a mirror to the human condition, signalling a sort of cosmic joke. You might even catch yourself chuckling at the absurdity of their lives, while simultaneously questioning your own existence. It is in these pages that you will find a truth as slippery as a greased eel, offering a profound commentary on the human experience, or perhaps just a reason to ponder the merits of sheep as metaphorical stand-ins for life’s greater questions. Moreover, the prose in "The Pastures Of Heaven" sparkles with a kind of melancholy that only Steinbeck can deliver. It dances between poetic prose and stark realism, creating a dissonance that will leave you feeling both uplifted and utterly crushed. You may find yourself wondering whether life is but a series of unfortunate events punctuated by moments of fleeting joy, much like a stubborn fly buzzing around your head during an otherwise peaceful picnic. Characters so quirky they make your relatives look like a collection of boring wallpaper. Descriptive passages that might just inspire you to take up farming—if only for the novelty of it. Subtle, ironic humour that may leave you questioning if Steinbeck had a secret career as a stand-up comedian. The opportunity to ponder whether ‘heaven’ is truly a place or just a state of mind (with sheep). Pages that are slightly yellowed, lending an air of authenticity to your reading experience. Condition: This book comes to you in used but charmingly worn condition, bearing the marks of a life well-lived and read. The pages may bear the occasional coffee stain—affectionately known as ‘flavour’ in the literary world—along with creases that hint at a long-gone reader who may have paused mid-sentence to contemplate their own life choices over a cup of Earl Grey. While it may not be suitable for the faint of heart or the overly-critical, it is most certainly a testament to the enduring nature of good literature. After all, if a book can survive the trials of multiple owners, surely it has something profound to say. So, if you are on the hunt for a book that offers introspection wrapped in irony, with a side of existential musings, then "The Pastures Of Heaven" awaits you with open arms. It’s not just a book; it’s a quirky conversation starter, a relic of bygone eras, and a testament to the strange beauty of life itself. And remember, if you’re ever in need of something deliciously unusual, Crappy Old Books will always have you covered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/785/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Pastures-Of-Heaven.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-784 Moll Flanders by Daniel Defoe The Fortunes and Misfortunes of the Famous Moll Flanders (commonly known simply as Moll Flanders) is a novel written by Daniel Defoe in 1722, after his work as a journalist and pamphleteer. By 1722, Defoe had become a recognised novelist, with the success of Robinson Crusoe in 1719. His political work was tapering off at this point, due to the fall of both Whig and Tory party leaders with whom he had been associated; Robert Walpole was beginning his rise, and Defoe was never fully at home with the Walpole group. Defoe’s Whig views are nevertheless evident in the story of Moll, and the novel’s full title gives some insight into this and the outline of the plot: The Fortunes and Misfortunes of the Famous Moll Flanders, etc. Who was Born in Newgate, and during a Life of continu’d Variety for Threescore Years, besides her Childhood, was Twelve Year a Whore, five times a Wife (whereof once to her own Brother), Twelve Year a Thief, Eight Year a Transported Felon in Virginia, at last grew Rich, liv’d Honest, and died a Penitent. Written from her own Memorandums. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/784/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Moll-Flanders.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-783 The Red Pony by John Steinbeck Even though the book "The Red Pony", by John Stienbeck, was one of the saddest books I have ever read I would recommend it because the plot has many interesting turns and the theme is very emotional. "The Red Pony" was about a young boy, Jody, and his family who live on a ranch. The book consists of four short stories, each of which involves Jody learning a lesson of life. It is so tragic because in every story, something dies. In "The Gift" and "The Promise", two horses die, in "The Great Mountains" it is implied that Gitano committed suicide, and in "The Leader of the People" a part of Grandfather dies when he realizes that Westering has passed. When he realizes this, his whole motivation is gone, so a part of him is missing, or dead. My favorite story in "The Red Pony" was "The Promise", because I enjoyed the way Jody would imagine things about what he was doing on the way home from school, and about what the new colt would be like. Over all, I found this book very enjoyable, even though it was so melancholy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/783/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Red-Pony.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Press 9780553101904 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-781 The Awakening by Kate Chopin In a world where women are often relegated to the sidelines, Kate Chopin’s audaciously rebellious work, "The Awakening," emerges from the shadows of 1964 like a slightly moth-eaten vintage coat at a flea market—unapologetically unique and tantalisingly complex. Published by the esteemed Capricorn Books, this volume dares to question the status quo, inviting readers to ponder the perennial question: Can a woman truly escape the shackles of societal expectations, or is she forever fated to be a mere spectator in the grand theatre of life? Our reluctant heroine, Edna Pontellier, finds herself caught in the web of a life that would make even the most fashionable 1960s housewife cringe. With a husband who seems more interested in his cigar than her soul, Edna embarks on a journey of self-discovery, much to the chagrin of those who prefer their women neatly boxed and tied with a ribbon. As she dabbles in art, flirtations, and the joys of swimming—yes, swimming, because why not take the plunge?—the narrative dances along the edges of rebellion and self-actualisation with the grace of a swan in a very awkward ballet class. Chopin’s prose flutters between the poetic and the painfully ironic, painting a vivid picture of late 19th-century societal norms and their impact on a woman who dares to think for herself. The book invites you to meander through Edna’s internal monologue, which, let’s be honest, feels like a one-woman show at the local community theatre—hilarious, tragic, and occasionally baffling. You may find yourself cheering her on one minute and raising an eyebrow the next, as she attempts to juggle her familial duties, creative urges, and the desire for a little something called freedom. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t quite go as planned. Now, if you think you know what it means to awaken, prepare to have your notions turned upside down! Chopin explores themes of identity, autonomy, and the often-ignored complexities of womanhood with an audacity that feels utterly modern, even fifty years later. It’s as if she knew we’d still be grappling with these issues long after her ink dried. Expect to find a mixture of angst and enlightenment that reads like an existential cocktail, best enjoyed slowly and with a hint of irony. As you flip through the pages of this well-loved tome, be prepared for the occasional coffee stain, dog-eared corner, or mysterious inscription from a previous owner who may or may not have had a crush on Edna herself. Each mark tells a story—a testament to the hands that have held this book before you, all wrestling with the same poignant questions raised by Chopin. Will you find answers, or merely more questions? Well, that’s half the fun, isn’t it? Condition: This used copy has survived its fair share of existential crises and is now ready for a new reader to ponder its contents. Expect to find the usual quirks of second-hand literature: a few creased pages, a cover that may or may not have seen better days, and a certain "lived-in" feel that adds character to an already captivating narrative. It’s not pristine, but then again, neither is life, is it? This has the helpful note written in pencil on the inside front page saying "aa the people are fucked up 12/24/74" whilst above it there is a pencil rubbing of what looks like Catherin D Ganiers credit or library card which I presume is now invalid. So, are you ready to join Edna on her quest for liberation in a world that prefers conformity? Grab a copy of Chopin’s "The Awakening" and prepare for a literary experience that will leave you questioning everything—especially the state of your own complacency. Available for purchase at Crappy Old Books, where even the most eccentric tales find a home, this book may just inspire you to awaken your own passions, or at the very least, to reconsider that unsolicited advice your Aunt Gertrude gave you at last year’s Christmas dinner. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/781/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Awakening.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Capricorn Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-777 The Tempest by William Shakespeare Ah, "The Tempest," a curious concoction of magic, betrayal, and the ever-elusive peace of mind, brought to you not by the Bard himself, but by the fine folks at Signet Classics in the charming year of 1963. This isn’t just any old play about a vengeful sorcerer and his band of seafaring misfits; no, this is a meticulous reimagining for a modern audience who might just prefer their shipwrecks served with a side of existential woe and an extra dash of irony. One has to wonder what Shakespeare himself would think of this reprint—would he chuckle at the groovy typesetting or frown at the idea of his work being considered ’classic’? The world may never know. Our protagonist, Prospero, is not your average disgruntled island-dweller. No, he’s a former Duke of Milan who has traded courtly intrigue for a life of magical solitude, kind of like a Renaissance hipster who’s abandoned the rat race for the raw authenticity of a deserted isle. If you’re hankering for a story that blends the whimsical with the tragic, look no further! Prospero and his trusty sidekick, Ariel—the airy spirit, not the mermaid—craft a tempest of their own, but instead of mermaids and seafoam, think more along the lines of revenge plots and regretful soliloquies. Not the usual fare for a Saturday night, is it? This edition, printed in 1963, captures the essence of a time when literary adaptation meant tossing out the original and letting the winds of modernity blow through. It’s possibly a time capsule of the fleeting psychedelic ideals that swept through literature, so hold onto your hats—or your wigs, if you prefer! With the cover art likely reminiscent of a trippy art piece at a gallery showing, this version dares to ask the important questions: what happens when you mix Shakespeare with the ethos of the swinging sixties? Is it still the "Scottish Play" if it happens on a windswept isle? Or perhaps it’s a new genre: the tempestuous hipster tragedy. For those who appreciate the finer points of literature wrapped up in an ironic bow, this edition is a veritable treasure trove. You’ll find the text peppered with annotations that may or may not be contributed by a previous owner who fancied themselves a budding bard. They might have seen themselves as channeling the spirits of Shakespearean ghosts—or maybe just a bit tipsy during the reading. Either way, those marginalia could either illuminate or obfuscate the original text, depending on your perspective. Who needs clarity when you can have chaos? Condition: This enchanting tome is used, of course, which means it has been lovingly thumbed through by previous literary adventurers. Expect the pages to possess that delightful aroma of aged paper—the kind that whispers the secrets of countless readings. The cover may have seen better days, exhibiting the signs of wear and tear that only add character, much like that slightly obnoxious but endearing friend who insists they know all the lines by heart. It’s the sort of book that invites you to ponder whether it has been well-loved or simply well-abused, but isn’t that the joy of owning a second-hand classic? With a cast of characters so rich and diverse that they could easily take over a reality TV show, you’ll find the likes of Caliban—the island’s original inhabitant, not your average garden-variety brute, and Ferdinand—the idealistic young prince who somehow finds himself in the midst of all this chaos. Each character dances through the tempest of their own making, and you might just find yourself rooting for the most unlikely of them. Will love triumph, or will chaos reign? Spoiler alert: it’s Shakespeare, so you’re probably in for a bit of both. So why wait? If you’re in the market for a second-hand book that offers a glimpse into the age-old interplay of humanity and the supernatural, look no further than this version of "The Tempest." Grab it from Crappy Old Books, where the past and present collide in the most peculiar of ways, reminding us all that sometimes, it’s not just about what’s on the page, but the stories we weave around them as we journey through life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/777/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Tempest.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-776 The Corpse In The Waxworks by John Dickson Carr Ah, the 1970s—a decade where bell bottoms flourished, and literary mysteries were as twisted as the hairstyles of the day. Enter John Dickson Carr, the maestro of the macabre, who took a break from his popular whodunits to deliver us this tantalizing puzzle titled "The Corpse In The Waxworks." You might think the title hints at a morbid curiosity, and you’d be absolutely right! In an era where reality television was still in the infancy of its existence, Carr offers us a surreal blend of intrigue and eeriness that would make even the most jaded of investigators raise an eyebrow. Imagine, if you will, a wax museum—a place where lifeless figures stand frozen in time, trapped in their own artistic representations. But what happens when one of those figures decides that being a mere imitation of life is no longer enough? Yes, my dear readers, it seems that one corpse has taken his role a tad too seriously and is now embroiled in a scandal that would make even the most salacious tabloid blush. Is it a case of a wax figure gone rogue, or something more sinister lurking in the shadows of the museum? The plot thickens like a custard left too long on the stove, and you won’t want to miss a single drop of the mess it creates. Now, let’s not forget the charming quirks of Carr’s writing. His prose dances like a waltz at a Victorian ball, all while hiding a raucous punchline behind its frilly facade. You may find yourself chuckling inappropriately at the most grim of scenes, wondering if Carr was perhaps sipping a shandy while penning this delightful oddity. One can only speculate whether he was inspired by his own visits to wax museums or simply had a penchant for the absurd. Perhaps he was merely offering a critique of society’s fascination with death, all while weaving in enough plot twists to make your head spin faster than a spinning top at a toddler’s birthday party. In "The Corpse In The Waxworks," you’ll encounter an amalgamation of characters, each more peculiar than the last and as memorable as that cousin nobody wants to invite to Thanksgiving. There’s the bumbling detective who’s not quite sure if his hat is on straight, the mysterious curator with a penchant for the dramatic, and a host of guests who seem to have wandered in from a different dimension altogether. Together, they create a tapestry of suspicion and intrigue that will leave you guessing until the final page—if only to discover who the real villain is and why wax figures have suddenly taken center stage in the realm of crime. Prepare to be swept into a world where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and where the line between art and life is as thin as the wax coating on a statue. The book itself serves as a window into a forgotten world of literary decadence, where readers could enjoy a quiet evening with a morbidly entertaining mystery instead of the latest mind-numbing reality show (not that anyone would ever turn down a cheeky binge-watch, but let’s pretend for the sake of argument). Condition: This particular copy is used, which, in the realm of second-hand books, is akin to finding a vintage vinyl record with just a hint of nostalgic crackle. The cover shows signs of wear that suggest it has been lovingly read, possibly during a particularly rainy day or while pretending to be more cultured than one actually is. The pages may be slightly yellowed, reminiscent of a good cheese that’s aged just enough to develop character but not so much as to be unpalatable. Fear not, dear reader, this delightful tome is still entirely readable and eager to share its secrets with you. So, if you find yourself in the mood for a quirky jaunt through mystery and absurdity, look no further than "The Corpse In The Waxworks." Just be sure to grab a waxy snack (if you can find one) and prepare to chuckle at the bizarre, all while being intrigued by a corpse that just won’t quit. Embrace the eccentric nature of this literary adventure, and remember: in the world of second-hand books, there’s always a treasure waiting to be discovered at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/776/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Corpse-in-The-Waxworks.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collier Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-775 Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy written early in the career of playwright William Shakespeare about two young "star-cross’d lovers" whose deaths ultimately unite their feuding families. It was among Shakespeare’s most popular archetypal stories of young, teenage lovers. Romeo and Juliet belongs to a tradition of tragic romances stretching back to antiquity. Its plot is based on an Italian tale, translated into verse as The Tragical History of Romeus and Juliet by Arthur Brooke in 1562 and retold in prose in Palace of Pleasure by William Painter in 1582. Shakespeare borrowed heavily from both but, to expand the plot, developed supporting characters, particularly Mercutio and Paris. Believed written between 1591 and 1595, the play was first published in a quarto version in 1597. This text was of poor quality, and later editions corrected it, bringing it more in line with Shakespeare’s original. Shakespeare’s use of dramatic structure, especially effects such as switching between comedy and tragedy to heighten tension, his expansion of minor characters, and his use of sub-plots to embellish the story, has been praised as an early sign of his dramatic skill. The play ascribes different poetic forms to different characters, sometimes changing the form as the character develops. Romeo, for example, grows more adept at the sonnet over the course of the play. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/775/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Romeo-and-Juliet.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-774 Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud In the whimsical and ever-complex theatre of modern existence, where the sofa now serves as both a therapist and a throne, we find ourselves grappling with the ennui of civilization. Enter Sigmund Freud, that notorious master of introspection and the reigning champion of the subconscious, who, in his cheeky 1961 tome, "Civilization and Its Discontents," dares to probe the murky depths of our cultural psyche. You may wonder: what kind of lunacy compels a man to dissect the collective neuroses of society? Well, dear reader, prepare to find out, though it may not be as pleasing as a cup of Earl Grey on a rainy afternoon. Freud, with his well-formed theories and curious mustache, invites us to navigate through the tangled vines of societal expectations, personal desires, and the inexorable guilt that bubbles beneath our well-manicured surfaces. This is not just an academic treatise; it’s a labyrinthine journey through the mind with Freud as your slightly eccentric guide, armed with a notepad and an air of existential dread. Who better to navigate the uncharted waters of human discontent than the man whose very name is synonymous with the couch and a rather rowdy discussion of sexual repression? What can we expect from this magnum opus, you ask? A veritable buffet of psychological musings, serving up portions of the familiar and the bizarre with a side of self-reflection. Freud examines the delicate balance between individual liberty and the suffocating chains of societal demands, suggesting that civilizations often stand on the shaky ground of neurosis and repression. It’s like attending a dinner party where the conversation turns unexpectedly to the collective angst of humanity, and you, dear guest, are left awkwardly nibbling on your canapés. The arguments presented are so rich that one might assume Freud had been secretly moonlighting as a philosopher, sipping absinthe in dimly lit cafés while pondering the meaning of life. He wanders through the realms of happiness, the role of culture, and the inevitable clash between the primal instincts and the polished veneer we present to the world. If you ever found yourself wondering if civilization is merely a grand charade held together by social niceties, Freud’s reflections may just have the audacity to validate your inner cynic. Now, for those intrigued by the prospect of unraveling the very fabric of societal structure, rest assured that this book also dares to tackle the not-so-small matter of human suffering. Freud argues, with all the finesse of a tightrope-walking philosopher, that discomfort is an intrinsic part of the human experience. Prepare yourself for delightful irony: while civilization strives for order, it concurrently cultivates chaos within us all—a charming paradox that should leave the reader chuckling and reconsidering their next trip to the grocery store. Condition: This particular volume has been well-loved, possibly by a series of previous owners who engaged in deep philosophical discussions at coffee shops or, perhaps, used it to prop open a particularly stubborn window. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint aroma of old paper, and the kind of creasing that suggests it’s been pondered over at least once with a furrowed brow. If you’re someone who relishes the texture of nostalgia and the faint scent of existential dread, this book is a treasure trove, albeit with a hint of the macabre. To sum it all up, Freud’s "Civilization and Its Discontents" is not just another dusty academic relic but rather a quirky exploration of the human experience. Whether you’re in search of a humorous companion for your next existential crisis or simply looking to impress friends at your next book club meeting, this tome serves as both a conversation starter and a mirror reflecting our collective quirks. So, if you’re ready to embrace the delightful discomfort of civilization, pick up this seasoned classic from Crappy Old Books and let the journey begin—just be prepared for a little inner turmoil on the way. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/774/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Civilization-and-Its-Discontents.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books WW Norton 9780393096231 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-773 Antony and Cleopatra by William Shakespeare Opposite pages bear duplicate numbering. Antony and Cleopatra is a tragedy by William Shakespeare, believed to have been written sometime between 1603 and 1607. It was first printed in the First Folio of 1623. The plot is based on Thomas North’s translation of Plutarch’s Lives and follows the relationship between Cleopatra and Mark Antony from the time of the Parthian War to Cleopatra’s suicide. The major antagonist is Octavius Caesar, one of Antony’s fellow triumviri and the future first emperor of Rome. The tragedy is a Roman play characterised by swift, panoramic shifts in geographical locations and in registers, alternating between sensual, imaginative Alexandria and the more pragmatic, austere Rome. Many consider the role of Cleopatra in this play one of the most complex female roles in Shakespeare’s work. She is frequently vain and histrionic, provoking an audience almost to scorn; at the same time, Shakespeare’s efforts invest both her and Antony with tragic grandeur. These contradictory features have led to famously divided critical responses. Has New York Library stamp on inside page with notice warning of Fines 10c A Day. Page 50 has note from previous reading stating that "Does not believe Antony will stay with Octavia, and proves right." whilst page 54 has "Knows Pompey has lost Shakespeare believes in the moment" Might contain other inscribed commentry. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/773/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Antony-and-Cleopatra.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9780671477110 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-772 Troilus and Cressida by William Shakespeare Ah, the legendary tale of Troilus and Cressida, lovingly repackaged for the discerning reader in 1966 by the esteemed Pocket publisher—because why wouldn’t you want to read Shakespeare’s exploration of love, betrayal, and the futility of war in a pocket-sized format? In a world where the tragic fates of star-crossed lovers meet the absurdity of human conflict, this edition is the perfect companion for anyone who enjoys a touch of existential crisis with their afternoon tea. Set against the backdrop of the Trojan War, where the noble Troilus wrestles with love as he simultaneously contemplates the futility of life, this narrative is a veritable buffet of confusion. It’s as if Shakespeare took a long, hard look at the world and said, “You know what? Love is a battlefield, and war is just a tragic comedy.” This delightful mix of farce and tragedy ensures that you will never quite know whether to laugh, cry, or simply shake your head in disbelief. Prepare yourself for the rollicking rollercoaster of emotions as you meet Troilus, a young warrior who is more interested in wooing Cressida than in the actual war outside his window. Cressida, bless her heart, finds herself caught between the sweet nothings of Troilus and the harsh realities of human betrayal. It’s like a Shakespearean episode of a soap opera, with all the melodrama you could possibly wish for while still managing to miss the point entirely. Condition: Used, which means this book has been lovingly thumbed through by countless souls seeking enlightenment, perhaps while procrastinating on actual life decisions. Expect some dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain that adds an air of authenticity, and perhaps a smattering of annotations from past readers who clearly couldn’t help but express their opinions on the tragic choices made by the characters. It’s like a conversation between you and the ghosts of readers past, but with less haunting and more existential dread. Now, if you’re still on the fence about welcoming this tome into your home, consider the many benefits of indulging in Shakespeare’s cynicism dressed up as romance. You might find yourself pondering some of the following insights: A peek into the human condition that will leave you questioning your own life choices. A collection of witty banter that might just make you feel better about your own social skills. Absurd commentary on love that could make Tinder profiles seem positively optimistic. A drawing-room drama that’s somehow more chaotic than your last family gathering. Plenty of moral ambiguity to fuel your next philosophical debate. This 1966 edition is not just a book; it’s a conversation starter! Whether you’re hosting a Shakespeare-themed soirée or simply want to impress your friends with your avant-garde taste in literature, Troilus and Cressida is sure to raise eyebrows and possibly some passionate discussions about the merits of love in times of war. Perhaps even a debate on whether the characters are living their best lives or simply engaging in a series of regrettable decisions. So, why not take a leap into the labyrinthine world of Shakespeare’s wit and tragedy? You might find that amid the chaos of Troilus’s and Cressida’s ill-fated romance, there lies a mirror reflecting your own whimsical escapades in the theatre of life. Just remember, it’s all in good fun—or is it? This chance to revisit a classic is proudly brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the literary past meets its often hilariously bemusing present. This book has a stamp in the front cover from The New York Public Library with an additional stamp saying Fines 10c A Day. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/772/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Troilus-and-Cressida.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-768 A History Of Urban America by Charles N Glaab & A Theodore Brown Welcome, dear reader, to a time capsule from the distant past—1967, to be exact—where bell-bottoms were all the rage and the air was thick with the smell of optimism. “A History of Urban America” by Charles N Glaab and A Theodore Brown serves as a delightful reminder that urban life was once thought to be a series of triumphs, tribulations, and a surprising number of hot dog stands. If you’ve ever wondered how concrete jungles emerged where once there were only verdant pastures, then prepare to be mildly entertained by this scholarly endeavor that was clearly written before the internet made everyone a self-proclaimed expert on everything. Unfurling like a particularly dense map of tangled streets, this tome promises to take you on an enlightening journey through the grand cities of America—those beacons of culture, capitalism, and chaos. Glaab and Brown, perhaps in a fit of caffeinated enthusiasm, have compiled insights that range from the riveting to the downright baffling. From the founding fathers to the founding fast-food joints, this book is your guide to understanding how urban America became a labyrinthine wonderland where taxis and dreams collide. Each chapter is an invitation to ponder such pressing questions as: How did we go from horse-drawn carriages to the gridlock of modern-day rush hour? What’s the difference between urban sprawl and a well-timed nap during a boring lecture? And just how many pigeons can fit on a park bench? The authors delve deep into the roots of urbanization, offering a scholarly perspective that is somehow both enlightening and vaguely reminiscent of listening to your uncle drone on about his glory days in the big city. As you flip through its pages, you’ll encounter a plethora of anecdotes that are both amusing and thoroughly perplexing. The authors take you on a whimsical ride through the evolution of metropolitan spaces, detailing everything from the birth of skyscrapers to the mysterious rise of coffee houses that serve overpriced lattes to existentialists and artists alike. Yes, there’s a chapter on coffee culture, and no, it doesn’t include a single mention of oat milk—because, obviously, it hadn’t been invented yet. Glaab and Brown also manage to touch upon social movements that helped shape urban landscapes, though they do so with all the grace of a toddler learning to ride a bicycle. Expect a few wobbles and some rather large questions left unanswered. You might find yourself pondering why urban planners in the 1960s thought it was a good idea to use concrete for absolutely everything. Clearly, they hadn’t yet come to appreciate the beauty of green spaces—or the joy of a well-placed park bench under a shady tree. Now, let’s be honest—this book doesn’t have the glitzy cover of a modern bestseller. In fact, it looks like it might have been used as a doorstop in a particularly drafty professor’s office. But that’s part of its charm! Each crease and coffee stain tells a story of its previous life, perhaps spent at a library where no one quite understood what “urban” meant, or tucked in the back of a dusty car on a road trip to nowhere. Condition: This is a used book, and it does show signs of its journey through time, including a couple of dog-eared pages, mysterious yellowing, and the faint smell of something that might have been lunch once. Rest assured, though, it’s all part of the experience. Think of it as urban history in physical form, complete with character! You’re not just buying a book; you’re adopting a piece of history with all its quirks and eccentricities. Absorbing anecdotes that will make you question your life choices after a late-night read. Historical insights that may or may not be relevant today—because who doesn’t love a good "what if?" Explanations of urban geography that could double as a sleep aid. Charming illustrations that look suspiciously like they were drawn by a very dedicated, very bored intern. References to bygone eras that will have you wondering if you should invest in bell-bottoms. So if you’re in the mood to navigate the back alleys of urban history—complete with all the detours and dead ends—pick up “A History of Urban America.” It may not be a bestseller, but it’s certainly a conversation starter, especially when you want to impress your friends with your newfound knowledge that, yes, urban America has a complex past, and no, they can’t all be reduced to the latest trend in artisanal donuts. This delightful relic is available at Crappy Old Books, where the ‘crappy’ is more of a charming quirk than a drawback. Grab a copy before it, too, becomes a relic of the past! Contents includes: The Colonial Matrix Cities in the New Nation The City in American Thought 1790-1850 The Urban Milieu The Completion of the Urban Network 1860-1910 Transformation and Complexity: The Changing City 1860-1910 The Web of Government Bosses and Reformer https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/768/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/A-History-Of-Urban-America.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books MacMillan no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-767 The Swarm by Arthur Herzog In a world where bees have apparently taken a crash course in martial arts, Arthur Herzog’s 1975 oddity "The Swarm" invites you into a scenario that buzzes with intrigue, if not a bit of bemusement. When you open these yellowed pages, be prepared to encounter the most overzealous swarm of bees since the dawn of time—or maybe just since the last time someone forgot to throw out their expired honey. One can only ponder what Herzog was thinking when he penned this riveting tale of a world on the brink of apian chaos. Was he merely indulging a fear of nature’s most industrious creatures or perhaps serving up a juicy slice of eco-horror with a side of surreal comedy? You’ll have to find out for yourself, if you dare. Imagine, if you will, a not-so-distant future where the bees have had enough of being sidelined by floral politics and decide to reclaim their rightful place atop the food chain. No longer content to flit from flower to flower, they rise as the unsung heroes—or villains—of our age. In Herzog’s universe, these tiny creatures don’t just buzz; they plot and strategize, forming a sting operation of epic proportions. The ecological implications of this sudden uprising are as alarming as they are absurd. One can almost hear the psychotic laughter of Mother Nature, gleefully orchestrating this chaotic symphony of stingers. But wait! Before you think this is just another disaster novel where the planet is beset by vengeful flora and fauna, Herzog throws in a dash of slapstick humor—yes, you read that correctly. The juxtaposition of serious societal collapse and downright ridiculous bee antics results in a delightful and utterly perplexing reading experience. Picture hapless humans, armed with nothing more than a can of bug spray and a bewildered expression, fumbling around in a world overtaken by their own buzzing nemeses. Will they learn to coexist with their winged overlords or will they end up as just another casualty in a bee-mageddon? As you navigate through the pages, you might find yourself contemplating the following existential questions: Is it possible to outrun a swarm of disgruntled bees, or should one simply embrace the inevitable? Are bees the true architects of our doom, or just misunderstood laborers seeking better working conditions? What would a bee society look like, and could they possibly be worse at meeting deadlines than humans? How many puns can one reasonably expect in a single book about bees—too much or just enough? For those daring enough to take on "The Swarm," prepare for a literary experience that is as unpredictable as a bee’s flight pattern. The prose may swirl and dance with the same reckless abandon as the creatures it depicts, and if you’re lucky, you might even glean some deeper commentary on humanity’s complicated relationship with nature. Or perhaps you’ll just end up chuckling at the sheer absurdity of it all. It’s a book that challenges the reader to think while simultaneously slapping them in the face with a handful of honey—sticky, sweet, and undeniably messy. Condition: This particular copy has weathered the years with a charm that only comes from being well-loved and slightly battered. Expect creased corners, a spine that speaks of countless readings, and a slightly mysterious stain on page 23—evidence that someone was perhaps enjoying a cup of tea while contemplating the depths of bee-related existentialism. It’s all part of the allure of second-hand treasures: they come with stories of their own, much like the tales contained within. So, if you’re feeling brave enough to explore the buzzing nonsense that is "The Swarm," head on over to Crappy Old Books, where you can find this quirky relic of a bygone era waiting just for you. Get ready to meet the bees, the mayhem, and the hilarity that ensues—because this is one swarm that promises to leave you in stitches, or perhaps just a little bit stung. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/767/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Swarm.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-766 The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne Ah, "The Scarlet Letter" – a title that resonates with both the weight of moral scrutiny and the lightness of a paperback that has been read, perhaps too many times, while sitting on a slightly wobbly coffee table, surrounded by leftover biscuits and over-brewed tea. This splendid edition comes from the venerable Signet Classics, who evidently believed that the world needed yet another rehash of the 1850s’ most infamous tale of sin, shame, and societal judgement, all neatly packaged in a 1964 cover that likely hasn’t aged a day since its inception – much like the protagonist, Hester Prynne, who remains forever embroiled in her own existential crisis. Within these pages, you’ll find a narrative weaving through the narrow streets of Puritan New England, where a woman’s worth is determined not by her intelligence or creativity but rather by the letter stitched onto her bosom. Yes, folks, Hester’s scarlet “A” serves as both a badge of shame and a curious sort of empowerment. One can only imagine the marketing campaigns that could have sprouted from such a concept today – "Wear your sins proudly!" – but luckily for us, it’s the mid-20th century, and the only thing being marketed here is the struggle between individual desires and the oppressive weight of societal norms. Hawthorne’s prose flows with a peculiar combination of eloquence and tedium, luring readers into the depths of introspection while occasionally reminding them that they could be binge-watching reality TV instead. As you sift through the dense character studies and ponder the heavy-handed symbolism, you may find yourself asking: “Why am I doing this to myself?” Fear not, dear reader, for those moments of doubt are sprinkled throughout with delicious irony, highlighting the absurdity of human nature – a theme that feels oddly relevant in today’s world of social media faux pas and clickbait scandals. What can one expect from this literary classic? Perhaps you are hoping for a thrilling narrative filled with plot twists and cliffhangers? Well, prepare to adjust your expectations! Instead, brace yourself for a slow burn of existential musings and moral dilemmas. Here’s what awaits you inside this slightly dog-eared tome: A plethora of antiquated vocabulary that may require a dictionary, or at the very least, a good cup of tea! Characters that will make you question your own life choices – are you truly living, or merely existing with a mild case of ennui? Descriptions of nature so intense you might just find yourself staring out of windows wondering about the wilderness. A plot that meanders like a lost sheep, occasionally leading to profound revelations – or perhaps just more questions. Endless opportunities for literary analysis, perfect for all those who enjoy dissecting the psychological nuances of guilt and redemption. Condition: This specific copy has lived a life or two, displaying wear and tear that might suggest it has been clamored over by many an aspiring literature lover. The cover bears the marks of time, while the pages show the delicate fingerprints of eager readers who may have found solace or confusion within its lines. A few dog-ears and marginal notes hint at the thoughts of past inhabitants, adding a dash of character and intrigue to your reading experience. If you’re lucky, you may even uncover a secret note tucked between the pages, perhaps a forgotten love letter or a grocery list – who knows what treasures lie within? So, if you’re ready to plunge into the world of Hester Prynne, complete with her embroidered scarlet letter and societal burdens, then this edition of "The Scarlet Letter" is waiting for you at Crappy Old Books. Here’s your chance to embrace the irony of a society so busy judging others that it forgets to look in the mirror. Snag this book, settle into your favourite armchair, and prepare for a reading experience that’s part enlightening, part puzzling, and completely worth every moment spent navigating the moral maze of Nathaniel Hawthorne’s creation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/766/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Scarlet-Letter.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-765 Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott Ah, "Ivanhoe," a book as old as the concept of chivalry and yet somehow still less archaic than that one uncle who insists on telling you about his glory days in the 1980s. This 1964 edition from Washington Square Press may not be the original parchment scroll Sir Walter Scott envisioned, but it shines with a certain patina of second-hand charm—like a knight in slightly tarnished armor, or perhaps a time-traveling historian who’s lost his sense of direction. Set against the backdrop of medieval England—a land where knights gallivant about in armor, lovely maidens await rescue (while possibly rolling their eyes), and peasants are perpetually sunburned—this tale weaves a narrative that’s as convoluted as a knight’s tourney schedule. Expect to encounter a host of characters including righteous nobles, cunning villains, and the occasional horse that appears to have its own agenda. And let’s not forget about the famed Robin Hood, who might just be the original hipster: stealing from the rich, giving to the poor, and always wearing a rustic cap. Sir Walter Scott’s prose is a delightful mix of grandeur and verbosity, like a medieval banquet where everyone is trying to outdo each other in the art of storytelling. Prepare yourself for long-winded speeches that could put an insomniac to sleep—though you might also find them oddly comforting, much like a bowl of cold porridge on a rainy day. Who knew that reading about jousting could be as thrilling as watching paint dry—or perhaps it’s more akin to watching someone else watch paint dry? It’s a peculiar blend of excitement and ennui that only Scott can deliver. Within these pages lies a cavalcade of knights, love interests who are often as frustrating as they are endearing, and a plot that twists like a serpent (or at least a slightly confused worm). You’ll ponder the significance of honor and duty while simultaneously trying to decipher why anyone would choose to wear chainmail in the first place. After all, comfort is clearly not the priority when you’re stuck in the past—unless, of course, you consider the awkwardness of courtly love a comfort zone. Condition: This particular volume has lived a life of adventure, much like its characters. It bears the marks of previous readers—coffee stains that hint at late-night pondering, a dog-eared page or two that may have once been a favorite battle scene, and a spine cracked from countless attempts to wrestle with medieval syntax. It’s just the right amount of loved and neglected, like a pet that’s seen better days but still has a twinkle in its eye. In the grand tradition of literary works, this edition of "Ivanhoe" may not be a pristine artifact, yet it offers an experience akin to rummaging through a dusty attic filled with heirlooms and oddities. It invites you to reflect on the nature of valor and virtue, all while sidestepping the inherent silliness of grown men galloping around in tights. So you may find yourself pondering the deeper meanings of life while simultaneously chuckling at the absurdity of it all. So, if you’re in the market for a book that promises to transport you to a time of noble quests and romantic entanglements, this edition of "Ivanhoe" may be perfect for you. Or at the very least, it will provide a splendid paperweight that may one day become a conversation starter when friends gather around, bewildered by your impressive collection obtained from Crappy Old Books. Happy reading—or perhaps just happy pretending to read! Either way, you’re in for an adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/765/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Ivanhoe.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Washington Square Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-764 Football for Dummies by Howie Long & John Czarnecki Welcome to the curious world of "Football for Dummies," a book so wonderfully out of touch that it might just convince you that the 1998 football scene was a simpler time—where the most pressing question was whether to buy the lime-green or the cerulean team jersey. Authored by the dynamic duo of Howie Long and John Czarnecki, this literary masterpiece promises to unlock the secrets of the game, as if football were some ancient cipher worthy of a Dan Brown novel. Spoiler: it’s mostly just about kicking a round object around a pitch, but who doesn’t love a good over-explanation? This is not just a book—it’s a veritable time capsule, a snapshot of a culture that was still reeling from the shock of dial-up internet and the bewildering affection for inflatable furniture. With a cover that seems to scream "I was bought by a teenager for a report," it’s somehow reassuring to know that the authors have taken the trouble to include everything from basic rules to the kind of insights that even your granddad might find a bit too basic. Have you ever longed for the thrill of understanding how many points a touchdown is worth? Well, look no further! This book offers that monumental wisdom and much more. Inside, you’ll find a cornucopia of useful tidbits, all written in a tone that feels like it’s perpetually one step away from producing a “Call me, maybe” pop-up advertisement. The authors seem to have taken a decidedly unorthodox approach to teaching, adopting a style that is half tutorial, half stand-up comedy routine. At times, you may wonder if they were bribed with nachos to keep it light—or if the nachos were merely an excuse to bury the unvarnished truth about sports enthusiasm under layers of hilarity. What’s particularly charming (or alarming, depending on your perspective) is how the book reveals a time when sports jargon was still being deciphered. Among the many pages, you will discover explanations of terms like "end zone" and "sack," which, by the way, do not refer to your weekend laundry spree. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a few cheeky anecdotes about the players, which could have been ripped straight from the sweaty walls of a 1990s pub, complete with beer stains and questionable accents. Condition: Used. This book has clearly been loved—or at the very least, handled with a certain amount of indifference, as evidenced by the dog-eared pages and the faint whiff of stale popcorn. It has the sort of character that suggests it has been dropped on a fumbled football during a particularly intense match, or perhaps tossed aside in favor of the latest gossip about the Spice Girls. Each mark and stain tells a story, and while you might think of it as slightly “well-loved,” it’s really just a testament to its past adventures. For those feeling particularly adventurous, this tome also includes invaluable life lessons such as “don’t take yourself too seriously,” and “if you can’t find the end zone, just pretend you meant to score a point elsewhere.” These gems are likely to inspire not just better football understanding but also a new outlook on the world—one where you valiantly charge forward, even if your aim is not quite right. So, whether you’re a budding football fan, someone who just happens to have a keen interest in the 1990s, or simply someone looking to engage in a form of literary time travel, "Football for Dummies" might just tickle your fancy. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in finding homes for books that have seen better days but retain an undeniable charm—like that friend who always shows up at parties with a questionable haircut and a bottle of cheap wine. This is a classic Crappy Old Book and has loads of post-it sticky things on it which only enhances its value. You can really see that someone really wanted to figure this book out. At a glance you can quickly skip to the content you want saving time and all the hassle of looking it up in the index. A true classic, and priced accordingly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/764/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Football-For-Dummies.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hungry Minds 9780764550546 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-763 Through The Wall by Patricia Wentworth What happens when a woman finds herself caught in a web of secrets and hidden passageways? You might expect a thrilling escapade through dramatic turnabouts and hairpin curves, but in Patricia Wentworth’s 1969 literary offering, "Through The Wall," readers are invited to experience the peculiarities of the mundane rather than the extraordinary. Forget about nail-biting suspense; this is a leisurely saunter through the quiet corridors of domesticity, punctuated by the odd wall that seems to have a mind of its own. Set in an era where the scent of cigarette smoke mingles with freshly brewed tea, this book presents a world where walls aren’t just boring, brick-and-mortar structures but rather veiled sentinels holding onto the gossamer threads of gossip and intrigue. Our protagonist—who may or may not have a name—finds herself recalibrating her perception of her surroundings as if her living space were a giant game of Clue. Could Mrs. White be hiding something behind the floral wallpaper? Or perhaps the very wall itself is whispering secrets? It’s a veritable feast for the imagination, served with a side of dry wit and a sprinkle of the absurd. Wentworth’s narrative style straddles the line between the comical and the confounding. One moment, you’re chuckling at the quirks of the nosy neighbour peering through the lace curtains, and the next, you’re scratching your head at the inexplicable decisions made by characters who seem to have been plucked from a particularly eccentric drawing room play. It’s as if the author had a delightful disagreement with the concept of pacing, opting instead for a languid exploration of every nook and cranny of her characters’ lives before they finally decide to do something—anything—that resembles excitement. For those yearning for a book that prioritizes atmosphere over action, "Through The Wall" is a splendid choice. You may find yourself contemplating profound questions like: What lies behind that slightly ajar door? Is it a secret treasure, or perhaps just an old suitcase filled with moth-eaten winter coats? And why does the cat seem so intent on staring at the wall? The prose allows for moments of delightful reflection, ensuring that each page turned is a step further into the labyrinthine architecture of Wentworth’s imagination—and possibly your own. Condition: Used, with a charming patina that only decades of being in circulation can provide. The pages are yellowed like the fingers of a lifelong chain-smoker, and there’s a delightful crease running down the spine that suggests this book has been well-loved, if not entirely well-read. A few odd stains—possibly from tea or the tears of previous readers who couldn’t quite grasp the nuances—add character, though they may also spark questions about the previous owner’s reading habits. So, if you are hunting for a narrative that is more about the walls than what lies beyond them, this book is sure to delight. In a world racing towards instant gratification, perhaps sometimes it’s worth taking a step back and simply contemplating the architecture of our lives—or, in this case, the walls that surround us. What stories could they tell if only they could speak? In summary, "Through The Wall" is a curious little tome that invites you to ponder the peculiarities of everyday life while wading through its witticisms. With its paradoxically thrilling yet slow-burning narrative, it stands as a testament to the art of subtler storytelling. An experience not to be missed, assuming that you possess a certain level of patience and an affinity for the absurdities of domestic life. Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the walls of curiosity never seem to close in. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/763/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Through-The-Wall.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pyramid Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-762 Future Shock by Alvin Toffler Future Shock (1971) by Alvin Toffler (Bantam Books), ISBN: none — Condition: Used — as sold by Crappy Old Books Back in 1971, Alvin Toffler looked around, squinted at the pace of change, and basically shouted: “Hold onto your bell-bottoms, the future is coming too fast!” Thus was born Future Shock, a book that tried to warn us about the dizzying disorientation caused when society evolves faster than people can handle it. Think of it as the owner’s manual for living in a world that updates itself every 15 minutes—long before your smartphone started demanding the same thing. Toffler coined the phrase “future shock” to describe the psychological whiplash of information overload, disposable everything, and lifestyles that shift faster than fashion trends. He talked about telecommuting, personal computers, and genetic tinkering at a time when most people were still fumbling with rotary phones. Half prophecy, half sociology, and all spectacle, it’s the rare book that manages to make you feel both smug (because hey, he was right about some things) and slightly nervous (because wow, he was right about a lot of things). This Bantam Books edition comes to you in plain old Used condition. Translation: it’s survived a few decades of readers dog-earing pages, underlining warnings about technology, and possibly muttering “oh dear” while staring into the abyss of a microwave oven. The spine may be creased, the paper gently yellowed, but it’s still entirely intact—like a time capsule full of futurism with that cozy scent of vintage paperback. And yes, it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, the only bookstore cheeky enough to admit that its inventory has already been around the block. But that’s the charm: the future Toffler warned about has already arrived, but this book has been patiently waiting for you in the past. So if you want to experience the book that made people in the ’70s rethink their shag carpeting and their sanity, Future Shock is ready. Just don’t be surprised if, halfway through, you put it down, look at your smartphone, and mutter: “Yup. He called it.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/762/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Future-Shock.jpg 6.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-761 Spycatcher by Peter Wright & Paul Greengrass In the thrilling world of espionage, few things are more unsettling than the notion that your neighbor might be a spy. Or, in the case of ’Spycatcher’, that your neighbor might just be a jolly good chap with an unusual penchant for collecting rare stamps and dubious information. This 1987 classic, authored by Peter Wright and Paul Greengrass, invites you to don your best deerstalker cap and immerse yourself in the riveting life of clandestine operations, where eavesdropping is practically a national sport, and tea is both a drink and a code word for "I’m about to divulge state secrets." Wright and Greengrass expertly weave a tapestry of intrigue that is as tangled as your grandmother’s knitting basket. This book is purportedly a ‘memoir’ of a former MI5 officer, which, if true, makes one question the reliability of your average memoir. It promises to enlighten and amuse, revealing jaw-dropping secrets about Britain’s intelligence community that are so shocking, you might find yourself peeking over your shoulder as you read. Was your uncle a spy? What about that overly friendly postman? Set in an era when intelligence was still about codes and ciphers instead of computer hacking and social media leaks, ’Spycatcher’ offers a nostalgic glimpse into a time when the most dangerous weapon was a well-timed cup of Earl Grey. The duo’s exploration of surveillance might also lead you to ponder the existential question: Who’s really watching whom? As you flip through the pages, you might even start to suspect that your own living room is bugged. Spoiler: it’s not, unless you’re particularly unlucky. Perhaps the most charming aspect of this literary offering is its underlying irony. While aiming to expose the shadowy underbelly of British espionage, it simultaneously reveals that the real danger might be lurking within the pages of the book itself. The question arises: is it the spies we should fear, or the authors’ ability to manipulate truths and narratives? In a world rife with misinformation, this publication takes on a life of its own, suggesting that reality can be equally as bizarre as fiction. In this delightful exploration of espionage misadventures, you’ll encounter a delightful assortment of characters that would make even the most seasoned spy chuckle in disbelief. From bumbling agents who couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag, to the high-ranking officials whose ideas are both ludicrous and impractical, the book is peppered with memorable anecdotes that are surely embellished, or at the very least, wildly entertaining. Condition: This volume is proudly used, which means it carries the scent of adventure, a few mysterious coffee stains, and perhaps a rogue fingerprint from someone who might have had a rather interesting past. The spine is creased in places, suggesting that it has been well-loved by readers who couldn’t resist the allure of its pages, even when they were supposed to be working. It’s a book that has been passed around like an urban legend—exciting, slightly worn, and a tad suspect. So why not take a chance on this literary cat-and-mouse game? Whether you’re a seasoned spy aficionado or simply someone who enjoys the occasional dalliance with the absurd, this book is a worthy addition to your collection. Just remember to keep it under wraps—who knows what might happen if it falls into the wrong hands? Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we specialize in the finest second-hand tomes that are just as likely to entertain you as they are to make you question the world around you. Happy reading, and may your secrets be safe! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/761/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Spy-Catcher.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell 9780440201328 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-760 Dead and Buried by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro In a world where the living often take themselves far too seriously, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro’s “Dead and Buried” emerges like a slightly damp, middle-aged uncle at a wedding—unpredictable, slightly uncomfortable, and vaguely entertaining. Published in the illustrious year of 1980, this gem from Warner Books invites you to journey into a narrative that seemingly forgot to check its watch and is perpetually lost in the labyrinth of time. Picture this: a plot that might just be the literary equivalent of a vintage 70s polyester suit—an eye-catching mix of bizarre, droll, and just a touch outdated. The book teases with the promise of intrigue, yet its pages flutter with the grace of a confused moth around a flickering bulb; one can’t help but wonder if Yarbro was merely warming up for an even quirkier project. As you leaf through these pages, you may find yourself pondering the existential crisis of its characters, who seem caught between the realms of the living and the not-so-living. The narrative feels like a family reunion where everyone’s had one too many cups of tea, and the secrets come spilling out like overcooked spaghetti. But fear not! This isn’t just a story of souls caught in limbo; it’s a vibrant tapestry woven with threads of irony and charm, where the dead might just be the least of your worries. The 80s were a time of great experimentation in literature, and Yarbro’s work is no exception. It waltzes through a mélange of genres that leave one scratching their head, wondering if a plot even exists or if it’s merely a series of delightful asides. Be prepared to encounter a kaleidoscope of characters—each more eccentric than the last—who seem to have emerged from a slightly warped version of your grandmother’s attic. Here’s a tantalizing glimpse of what to expect: Characters whose backstories could fill a parking lot of abandoned cars. Dialogue that dances on the edge of absurdity, often tripping over its own feet. Settings that might remind you of a dream you had after eating too much cheese before bed. Plot twists that twist and turn like a rollercoaster in a funhouse. A subtle commentary on the nature of death that will leave you chuckling nervously. Condition: Used, this book bears the marks of its travels through time and space—perhaps a coffee stain here, a folded corner there. It’s the perfect companion for those who appreciate the aesthetics of imperfection, embodying the spirit of the second-hand, the slightly crumpled, and the delightfully unexpected. It’s the kind of book that whispers, “I have stories to tell,” but only if you listen closely enough through the creaks of its spine. So why not take a chance on “Dead and Buried,” a title that evokes curiosity and perhaps a slight shiver down your spine? It’s the kind of read that will leave you questioning not just the characters’ fates, but also your own life choices—specifically the choice to pick up a book with such a morose title from Crappy Old Books. Yet, in this delightful dance of irony and quirk, you might just find your own sense of humor buried deep within its pages, waiting to be unearthed. Join Yarbro on this whimsical journey where the dead are not so much dead as they are merely misunderstood, and where buried emotions rise to the surface in a flurry of comic chaos. It’s a book that dares you not to laugh at the absurdity of it all, and who knows? You might just find yourself as charmed as a cat in a sunbeam, if not quite entirely dead and buried. There is an existing stamp in this book for The Book Case, a used book shop in Clearwater Florida. I wonder if they are still there? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/760/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Dead-Buried.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446912686 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-758 Triumph by Philip Wylie Ah, "Triumph" by Philip Wylie, a literary specimen so steeped in the essence of the 1960s that one might expect it to arrive accompanied by a waft of Jimi Hendrix and the faint aroma of patchouli. Published by Crest Books, this volume captures a time when triumph was perhaps more than just a word—it was a lifestyle, a state of mind, and occasionally, a rather fevered dream as well. The author, a man of many talents (including a knack for being somewhat controversial), invites you to engage with a narrative as complex as a three-piece suit at a mud wrestling contest. Set against the backdrop of an era teetering on the brink of social upheaval, "Triumph" serves as a delightful paradox. It oscillates between celebrating human achievement and dissecting it with the precision of a surgeon wielding a rusty scalpel. One might wonder what Wylie was triumphing over: the establishment? Mediocrity? That last slice of pizza at a party? The ambiguity is deliciously tantalizing, much like the leftover takeaway you swear you’ll eventually eat but instead leaves you pondering life choices at 2 a.m. Imagine flipping through the pages of this book and discovering an exploration of the human spirit that’s at once uplifting and utterly deflating, like a balloon that’s just been poked with a needle. Wylie, with his penchant for irony, might have intended this work as a call to arms, or perhaps a gentle nudge towards introspection, or more likely, a combination of the two—because why settle for clarity when you can revel in confusion? What can you expect from this literary escapade? One might find a collection of intriguing themes that dance through the book like a tipsy uncle at a wedding reception. Prepare yourself for: Reflections on the nature of success that may leave you questioning why you ever thought your last promotion was noteworthy. Characters that might remind you of people you know, or, more interestingly, people you wish you didn’t. Philosophical musings that will either enlighten you or make you feel profoundly aware of your own ignorance—sometimes both at once. Prose so engaging you may lose track of time, only to find yourself wondering how you spent an entire afternoon pondering the meaning of life through the lens of a fictional narrative. Wylie’s signature wit, which is sharper than a chef’s knife and potentially just as dangerous if handled improperly. As you meander through the pages, you can’t help but feel that Wylie’s writing is a bit like a pint of warm ale—unconventional, slightly off-putting, but ultimately strangely satisfying. He appropriates the very notion of triumph and holds it up to a funhouse mirror, distorting it into a shape that is both unrecognizable and oddly familiar. You may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of life, or perhaps feeling a faint stirring of ambition as you recall that half-finished painting lurking in the corner of your living room. Condition: This used copy bears the marks of a life well-loved, complete with dog-eared pages and the faint scent of a bygone era—perhaps infused with a hint of stale coffee. The cover has endured its share of adventures, sporting a few scratches that tell stories of their own, and the spine may crack audibly as each page is turned. But fear not! Such imperfections add character, much like the wrinkles on a wise old sage or the quirky personality of your eccentric uncle. This riveting exploration of ambition, achievement, and the human condition is a testament to Philip Wylie’s unique voice, one that deserves a place on your shelf—not as a trophy or a testament to your literary prowess, but as a reminder that triumph, much like life itself, is a curious and convoluted affair. So, if you’re ready to take a chance on a charmingly worn book that has survived the test of time and taste, look no further. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare for a literary experience that is as unpredictable as a cat in a bathtub. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/758/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Triumph.jpg 3.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crest Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-757 The Brooding House by Alice Brennan In the crumbling confines of suburbia, where hedges whisper secrets and lilies guard their dignity, lies a tome of unparalleled introspection: "The Brooding House" by that obscure luminary Alice Brennan. Penned in 1965 and published by the ever-enigmatic Magnum Books, this literary relic beckons readers with its tattered spine and the distinct aroma of nostalgia and slightly dampened regret. It’s the kind of book that sits on your shelf and gives you the side-eye, as if to say, "Do you really want to open me?" Embark on a journey through the creaking halls of a residence that appears to have been plucked straight from the fever dreams of a Victorian-era architect with a penchant for gothic flair and existential dread. This house doesn’t just brood; it moans, it sighs, and it might even roll its eyes at your insipid attempts to decipher the meaning of life while coping with the day-to-day boredom of your own existence. Alice Brennan, with her wry wit and keen observations, presents a narrative that is less a straightforward tale and more a labyrinth of musings, akin to being lost in a hedge maze where each turn presents you with a new opportunity for introspection or, more likely, confusion. As you peruse the pages, brace yourself for a cavalcade of eccentric characters, each more peculiar than the last—though it’s possible they were merely reflections of Brennan herself, beset by the absurdities of the human condition. From the reclusive aunt with a penchant for knitting sweaters for her pet iguana to the overly enthusiastic postman who delivers unsolicited life advice along with the mail, the inhabitants of "The Brooding House" are penned with such vivid absurdity that you might find yourself questioning the reality of your own neighbourhood. But what is this brooding house brooding over, you may ask? Much like a steeply-priced bottle of wine left uncorked for too long, the answer is both elusive and potentially disappointing. Is it the weight of lost dreams, the sorrow of unrequited love, or merely the fact that the central heating has gone on strike? Perhaps the house is contemplating its own existence in a world where shiny new constructions sit smugly among the ruins of their predecessors, but it’s equally likely that it’s just feeling a bit peckish for the occasional thunderstorm to enhance its mysterious ambiance. As the characters drift through their daily routines, you may find yourself wondering whether the house is alive, or if it’s merely a metaphor for the tangled web of human relationships. Alice Brennan urges readers to ponder the deep questions, the ones that keep us up at night—like why is it always the last slice of cake that disappears? Or what’s the deal with that weird smell in the attic? Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which means this book has seen better days. The pages are yellowed like a forgotten diary, the cover has a sturdy bend that suggests it was used as a makeshift doorstop at some point, and the spine bears the scars of countless readings. It’s the perfect companion for those who appreciate the charm of a book with character and a backstory that far exceeds your own. In this age of polished perfection, "The Brooding House" stands as a testament to the beauty of imperfection. It’s a book that invites you to curl up in your own eccentric nook, possibly while swathed in a blanket of questionable origins, and ponder life’s great mysteries. So go ahead, pick up this quirky artifact, dust off the cover, and let it remind you that sometimes the most profound thoughts emerge from an old, brooding house full of shadows and the occasional ghostly giggle. Join the ranks of literary adventurers who have braved the gloomy depths of Alice Brennan’s hauntingly whimsical world. After all, life is too short for boring reads—especially when you can snag a delightfully quirky classic from Crappy Old Books and breathe new life into your literary collection! I think judging by the cover, this woman probably has a hard enough time of it climbing the stairs to the house each day which might be part of her problem? Great cover, just like they used to be. This is an easy eye copy with 30% larger type and non-glare paper. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/757/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Brooding-House.jpg 7.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Magnum Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-755 Act of Treason by Vince Flynn In the grand tradition of unlikely escapades and convoluted plots, we present to you "Act of Treason" by none other than Vince Flynn. Released in 2007—a year remembered fondly for its exceptional array of reality television and questionable fashion choices—this literary offering promises a turbulent romp through the murky waters of intrigue and deception. It’s the kind of thriller that insists on being taken seriously while sporting a slightly lopsided grin, as if to say, “Oh, come on, you know you’re curious!” Set against the backdrop of a world in chaos, where every shadow lurks with intent and every phone call may or may not be bugged by an overzealous intern, Flynn invites you into a convoluted labyrinth of political machinations. You will meet characters whose motives are more obscure than the plot of a daytime soap opera, and whose decisions could make a toddler’s tantrum seem like a well-reasoned debate. Can anyone truly be trusted? Spoiler: probably not. But then again, who cares? That’s not really the point. As you wade through the murky depths of conspiracy, you might find yourself wondering if Flynn crafted this narrative during a particularly caffeinated night or while juggling beefy sandwiches. There’s a certain charm in the madness; the sheer audacity of the storyline is like watching a cat try to fit into a box that’s far too small. You can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity even as your pulse quickens at the impending doom. One can only admire Flynn’s commitment to the craft. He seems to be saying, “Why aim for realism when you can aim for the stars—preferably while driving a tank?” One cannot ignore the rather delightful array of characters, each more outlandish than the last, as they tumble through various states of treachery. The protagonist, undoubtedly a rugged individual with more secrets than a vault at the Bank of England, is pitted against a cast of nefarious villains whose plans are as convoluted as a game of Twister played by octopuses. By the time you reach the climax, you will be left wondering if you’ve just read a political thriller or a particularly intense episode of a spy-themed sitcom. It’s a genre-bending affair that makes you question your own sanity and, possibly, your taste in literature. What would a good treasonous adventure be without a list of totally necessary ingredients? Allow us to present the key features that make this book a must-have for anyone with a penchant for excessive plot twists: Political shenanigans that would make even the most seasoned bureaucrat blush. A protagonist with a penchant for angst, rugged good looks, and a tendency to brood. Villains who are just as transparent as the glass in your grandmother’s front door. Explosions! (Of both the literal and metaphorical variety.) Plot holes that could rival the Grand Canyon. A knack for making you question your own moral compass while munching on a biscuit. Condition: This particular copy has seen more action than a spy on a double mission. Expect dog-eared pages, a slightly creased cover that tells tales of late-night escapades, and perhaps a few notes in the margins from previous readers who, like you, found themselves both bewildered and amused by the narrative. It’s well-loved, if not a touch battered, making it the perfect companion for those long train rides where you want to look busy while actually pondering the meaning of life—or at least the meaning of “why did I buy this?” So, if you’re in the mood for a book that plays fast and loose with the concepts of logic and reality, look no further. "Act of Treason" is your ticket to a thrilling literary experience that’s just absurd enough to make you wonder about the state of modern storytelling. Available for purchase at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing older than the pages is the sense of humour. Get it before it winks out of existence, or worse, before it gets a film adaptation starring someone inexplicably famous! Trust us; you won’t regret it—or you might, but that’s half the fun. I actually found this at the airport and naturally picked it up to sell it for my own personal profit. The airport was Detroit I think? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/755/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/act-of-treason.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9781416542261 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-751 Undersea Prison by Duncan Falconer In a world where the sea is not merely a vast expanse of blue but an elaborate labyrinth of submarines and secrets, “Undersea Prison” by Duncan Falconer serves as a delightful plunge into the murky depths of both the ocean and the human psyche. Published in 2008 by the venerable Little, Brown Book Group, this tome promises not just a narrative but an experience—albeit a slightly damp one that may leave readers questioning their life choices, particularly the choice to purchase used books from Crappy Old Books. Imagine, if you will, a prison submerged beneath the waves, where the echoes of disgruntled inmates mingle with the soft lullaby of the ocean currents. One can only wonder how the author came up with such a concept. Perhaps it was over a pint of warm ale while staring at a particularly grimy fish tank, or maybe he was inspired by a childhood spent in the company of overly imaginative goldfish. Regardless of the source of inspiration, Falconer seems to relish in the absurdity of it all, weaving a story that beckons readers to explore the dark (and potentially soggy) corridors of this aquatic penitentiary. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself grappling with questions that no one has thought to ask, such as: What kind of snacks do inmates get underwater? Is there a significant increase in underwater tattoos? And how does one conduct a prison break without the coveted dry land? The book tantalisingly dangles these queries like a fishing line, only to leave you reeling in confusion as it dives deeper into its aquatic world. Readers will encounter a colourful cast of characters, each more peculiar than the last. From the brooding protagonist haunted by his own questionable choices to the eccentric warden who believes he is an octopus in disguise, the inhabitants of this submerged fortress are sure to leave a lasting impression—or at least a faint whiff of mildew. And let’s not forget the supporting characters: the ever-present threat of rogue sea creatures, a mysterious villain who lurks just out of sight, and an occasional dolphin that offers unsolicited advice. It’s a veritable menagerie of the bizarre, and if that doesn’t tickle your fancy, then perhaps you should reassess your literary tastes. But what can one expect from a narrative that takes place in such an unconventional setting? One might find that the tropes of prison escape thrillers are cleverly altered, as Falconer plays with the absurdity of the scenario. Picture a dramatic face-off between hardened criminals and the ever-looming threat of a shark attack. Can there be anything more ironic than a prison break that is foiled by an insatiable appetite for fish? One can only hope that the author’s sense of humour is as buoyant as his setting. Of course, no book about an undersea prison would be complete without its own brand of peculiar humour, and Falconer delivers in spades. Whether it’s the ridiculous prison regulations or the bizarre interactions between the inmates and their aquatic surroundings, readers are treated to a series of laugh-out-loud moments that feel utterly unintentional. Who knew that exploring themes of isolation and confinement could be so rib-tickling? It’s as if Falconer is nudging us with an elbow, encouraging us to laugh at the absurdity of life beneath the waves. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Expect the pages to be slightly dog-eared, possibly with the faint scent of seawater, and a couple of mysterious stains that may or may not be related to actual fish. This book has clearly been loved (or at least used as a doorstop) by previous owners, so consider it a testament to its ‘well-read’ status. A few notes in the margins may provide accidental commentary that enhances the reading experience, or you might simply become puzzled by someone else’s thoughts on how sea cucumbers are underrated. So, if you’re feeling brave enough to venture into the depths of Duncan Falconer’s imagination, “Undersea Prison” awaits. It’s a whimsical exploration of crime, punishment, and the unexpected allure of the deep blue sea. Just remember to stock up on snacks and perhaps a snorkel; you’ll need it as you navigate the curious waters of this second-hand sensation, available exclusively at Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/751/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/undersea-prison.jpg 9.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little, Brown Book Group 9780751539509 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-749 The complete plays by Christopher Marlowe The Complete Plays (1986) — Christopher Marlowe Penguin Books | ISBN: 0140430377 | Condition: Good | Sold by Crappy Old Books Before Shakespeare hogged the limelight with his frilly collars and endless sonnets, Christopher Marlowe was strutting across the Elizabethan stage with plays so fiery they made the censors sweat. The Complete Plays gathers every last ounce of his drama—Faustus conjuring devils, Tamburlaine slicing through empires, and Edward II trying to juggle love, crown, and politics (spoiler: it doesn’t end well). Marlowe was the original bad boy of English letters: a spy, a suspected atheist, a tavern brawler, and the proud inventor of verse that went boom like cannon fire. He only made it to 29 before being stabbed in a Deptford drinking den (because of course he did), but in that short run he rewrote the rules of English drama. This Penguin edition corrals it all: the soaring blank verse, the tragic downfalls, and the occasional moment where you can tell the author probably had one pint too many before writing. This Good copy from Crappy Old Books carries its own patina of history: slightly creased like a well-thumbed play script, the kind of volume you imagine stuffed into a rucksack alongside a quill, a hip flask, and maybe some contraband manuscripts. It’s not pristine—because neither was Marlowe. Inside, expect: Grand speeches that sound better shouted across a tavern table than read in hushed tones. Devils, kings, soldiers, and doomed lovers, all speaking in verse sharp enough to cut glass. A reminder that if Shakespeare was the careful craftsman, Marlowe was the dynamite that blew the door open. So if you fancy a binge-read of Elizabethan theatre’s most notorious overachiever, this is your boarding pass. With Marlowe, you don’t just get plays—you get swagger, scandal, and enough blank verse to make you want to monologue at your houseplants. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/749/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/christopher-marlowe-the-complete-plays.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780140430370 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-748 The Book of Fate by Brad Meltzer The Book of Fate (2007) by Brad Meltzer is the sort of thriller that desperately wants to be read at 2am on a Tuesday when you absolutely have to be up early, and yet here you are, whispering “just one more chapter” like that has ever been true. Published by Vision, this is the mass-market paperback incarnation of conspiracies, political intrigue, and people with too many secrets and not enough sleep. It comes complete with an actual ISBN – 9780340825068 – for those who feel comforted when their paranoia comes with cataloguing data. This particular copy, as offered by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. Not “collectable”, not “as new”, not “gift condition”. Used. It has known bags, trains, delayed flights, and possibly the bottom of someone’s wardrobe for several years. The cover may show the kind of scuffing you get from being repeatedly shoved into a backpack “just in case I have time to read”. The spine will almost certainly have creases, which, let’s be honest, are just battle honours for paperbacks. Inside, the pages may be gently tanned, like a holiday you didn’t take. Corners might be slightly blunted. There could be the odd tiny mark or mysterious smudge which we will generously refer to as “evidence of prior enjoyment”. The text, however, remains entirely legible, so you can still follow the twists, turns, and “wait, what?” moments that Meltzer enjoys throwing at unsuspecting readers. This is a book for you if: You believe your thrillers should involve politics, secrets, and the occasional “this seems… worryingly plausible” moment. You like your novels with a small aura of conspiracy and a large aura of airport paperback energy. You don’t need your books to look like they’ve just been decanted from a climate-controlled vault. You appreciate that a well-creased spine simply means someone else has done the awkward “first crack” for you. Expect: A Vision paperback cover design doing its utmost to shout “GRIPPING THRILLER” from across the room. Type that’s still sharp enough to read without squinting, even if the paper has decided to cosplay as antique parchment. That soft, slightly worn feel in the hand that says “I am completely fine being dropped in the bath as long as you fish me out quickly.” Condition: Used here means: Creasing to spine? Quite likely. Shelf wear to edges and corners? Strong possibility. Tanning to pages? Almost a certainty. Random previous-owner bookmark (bus ticket, receipt, leaf)? If you’re lucky. Crappy Old Books makes no attempt to pretend this is a pristine museum item. This is a reading copy. A “take me on the train and spill a bit of coffee on me, I won’t mind” copy. A copy that has accepted its fate, if you’ll pardon the on-the-nose pun. In short: The Book of Fate (2007) by Brad Meltzer, Vision paperback, ISBN 9780340825068, in genuinely Used condition, is ready to deliver conspiracies, cliffhangers, and late nights, wrapped in slightly scuffed cardboard and honesty. Buy it, read it, bend the cover back further than you should. Fate – and Crappy Old Books – will understand. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/748/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-book-of-fate.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vision 9780340825068 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-747 Id Tell You I Love You But Then Id Have to Kill You by Ally Carter Once upon a time in the hazy realm of teenage angst intertwined with high-stakes espionage, we find ourselves wrestling with the delightful conundrum posed by Ally Carter in her 2006 thrilling opus, *I’d Tell You I Love You But Then I’d Have to Kill You*. What could possibly be more romantic than a budding love story steeped in the tantalising world of covert operations and clandestine combat training? If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to juggle a crush and the eternal threat of assassination, then look no further. Spoiler alert: it’s not a walk in the park, unless the park is equipped with a state-of-the-art surveillance system and a few trained ninjas to boot. Step into the hallowed halls of the Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women, an institution that’s basically Hogwarts if Hogwarts had an impressive arsenal of weaponry and a curriculum that included both charm and charm school. Picture this: teenage girls armed with a keen sense of fashion, an intense social hierarchy, and the potential to take down a rogue spy with a flick of their perfectly manicured wrist. In such a setting, the protagonist, our heroine, tries to balance the complexities of teenage romance with the not-so-simple art of subterfuge. Perhaps she thinks the greatest threat to her happiness is not the imminent danger from rival spies, but rather the awkward conversations over tea with her crush. As the plot unfolds with all the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof, readers are treated to a whirlwind of emotions, misunderstandings, and, of course, the obligatory high-stakes game of espionage. One can only imagine the tangled web of teenage crushes, hidden identities, and the ethical dilemmas of dating someone who may or may not be a future target. If you’ve ever thought that love could be a deadly affair, then brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride where ’my heart belongs to you’ takes on a whole new meaning. As we traverse the labyrinthine halls of Gallagher Academy, we encounter a host of eccentric characters who make up the school’s student body. Each girl is uniquely equipped with her own set of skills, from hacking into the school’s Wi-Fi to concocting the perfect alibi for a night spent clandestinely spying on the boy next door. And let’s not forget the ever-watchful instructors, who are evidently trained in the fine art of both education and intimidation. It’s a veritable buffet of personalities, each one vying for your attention while simultaneously plotting their next move in this deadly game of teenage love. But perhaps it’s the title that intrigues you most. A phrase so immediately captivating, it promises love, danger, and the kind of witty banter that makes your own high school experiences seem positively mundane. The irony, of course, lies in the notion that to express one’s feelings could lead to utter annihilation. It’s a high-stakes romance where vulnerability is a luxury and the phrase ‘I love you’ comes with a disclaimer. So, what can you expect from this literary escapade? Brace yourself for: A curriculum that might just teach you how to get away with murder (or at least a bad breakup). Romantic tension that’s thicker than a London fog on a rainy day. Friendships that are both fierce and fraught with betrayal (because what’s a spy story without a little drama?). A dose of sarcasm that could rival even the best British comedies. Plot twists that could leave you gasping for breath—if only from the laughter. Condition: This copy is used, which adds an element of charm, much like an old spy gadget that still manages to function—though it may have a few scuffs and questionable stains (who knows what espionage activities it’s been involved in?). Each page bears the subtle marks of a previous reader, perhaps someone who took the title a bit too literally and needed to plot their escape plans in the margins. The spine remains remarkably intact, suggesting that this particular book has survived not just the trials of teenage drama but has also been passed around among friends like an illicit secret. So, if you’re ready to take a chance on love wrapped in a shroud of mystery and danger, grab your copy of *I’d Tell You I Love You But Then I’d Have to Kill You* now. It’s available at Crappy Old Books, where the stories are as delightfully odd as the condition you might find them in. This book looks like it was caught in the rain or went through a shower. The pages are all sort of wrinkled. As such a premium of 25p has been added to this book to reflect this extra crappy feature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/747/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/id-tell-you-i-love-you.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orchard Books 9781408309513 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-740 Harvest by Tess Gerritsen Harvest (1997) by Tess Gerritsen is the medical thriller you reach for when you want to be entertained, mildly horrified, and slightly suspicious of all hospitals for the next six months. Published by Pocket, this is peak ’90s paperback anxiety: slick surgeons, mysterious deaths, and the unnerving feeling that the phrase “donor heart” might have some very non-charity-shop implications. It comes with the ISBN 067155302 which looks like it lost a digit somewhere along the way, but much like the patients in this book, we are just going to have to live with what we’ve got. This particular copy, as sold by Crappy Old Books, is gloriously Used. Not “fine”, not “near mint”, not “ideal for gifting to someone you’re trying to impress”. No. This is the kind of used that says, “I have already been read in a waiting room, on a bus, and probably in bed when someone really should have been asleep instead of reading about organ theft.” You can expect: A Pocket paperback cover that almost certainly features ominous medical imagery and typography that screams “THRILLER” in a font that has seen some things. Tanning to the pages, giving the whole book a charming aged-pulp feel, like a medical file that’s been left too close to the radiators. A creased spine, proof that previous owners got hooked enough to keep turning “just one more chapter”, again and again, until the binding gave up trying to stay pretty. Condition notes, translated from “bookseller” into reality: “Used” – someone else has already done the awkward “new book” stiffness-breaking for you. “May show signs of wear” – the corners might be dinged, the edges may be scuffed, and there could be a tiny nick where it lost an argument with a handbag zip in 2004. “Pages clean and readable” – no missing chunks, no vital sentences removed, and no mysterious sticky substances we’re prepared to discuss in public. This is a book for you if: You like your fiction with scalpels, secrets, and ethical grey areas. You enjoy glaring slightly at medical dramas on TV and thinking, “Tess Gerritsen did it better.” You want a thriller that actually thrills, rather than just wandering around being moody and metaphorical. You’re perfectly happy if your reading copy looks like it’s already survived a couple of commutes and maybe the odd spilt cup of tea. Reading experience forecast: You will almost certainly start off thinking, “I’ll just read the opening chapter to see what it’s like.” You will then look up seventy pages later questioning your life choices, your bedside lamp wattage, and the integrity of global transplant systems. You may feel a mild urge to google things you probably should not google before bed. Crappy Old Books is not pretending this is a pristine artefact from the golden age of mass-market paperbacks. This is a working thriller. A get-in-there, dog-ear-me, read-me-on-the-train copy. It’s honest, mildly battered, and absolutely ready to be read again. In short: Harvest (1997) by Tess Gerritsen, Pocket paperback, ISBN 067155302, in frankly Used condition, is primed to deliver a healthy dose of medical paranoia wrapped in late ’90s thriller energy and slightly scuffed cover stock. Take it home, read it fast, and try not to think too hard about where donated organs actually come from. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/740/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/harvest-tess-gerritsen.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-731 Prophecy by Elizabeth Haydon In a world where prophecies are more common than your average British tea kettle, Elizabeth Haydon’s 2001 offering, *Prophecy*, invites readers into a saga that promises all the intrigue of a foggy London morning—if only you could find your way through it without tripping over a rogue cobblestone. Published by Gollancz, known for their penchant for fantastical realms and the occasional literary adventure, Haydon’s work asks the critical question: what if your destiny was written in the stars, but the stars were having a particularly whimsical day? Imagine the ancient art of prophecy as a sort of mystical game of charades played by overly dramatic oracles who, frankly, could use a bit of coaching. The world of *Prophecy* seems to echo with the melodramatic whispers of fortune tellers who accidentally attended a Shakespearean play instead of the local fair. With a cast of characters who may or may not have stumbled out of a Renaissance Fair, Haydon expertly weaves a narrative that feels both lovingly crafted and as chaotic as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Readers are invited to embark on an epic quest, but don’t let the term "epic" fool you. This isn’t the grand odyssey of ancient heroes; it’s more akin to a slightly awkward family reunion on a road trip where the GPS is either broken or possessed by a particularly snarky spirit. In this adventure, you’ll encounter a mélange of magical beings, prophetic utterances that seem oddly specific, and perhaps even a dragon or two—because what would a fantasy novel be without a little dragon-related drama? The book flirts playfully with the conventions of its genre, offering a unique blend of humour, irony, and just a smidge of post-modern bewilderment. One can’t help but wonder if Haydon, in her wisdom, was trying to remind us of the often absurd nature of fate, especially when it seems to be taking itself far too seriously. Why settle for a straightforward narrative when you could have an avalanche of side quests that lead to nowhere in particular? It’s like ordering a full English breakfast only to receive a single baked bean and a riddle about your life choices. In the spirit of consistency, the plot thickens like a good gravy, with twists that may leave you as perplexed as a sheep in a high-stakes poker game. Characters are introduced with aplomb, only to vanish like socks in a tumble dryer, leaving the reader to ponder the mysteries of the universe and the importance of laundry. Expect to meet a host of fantastical beings with names that sound as though they were generated by a fantasy name generator gone slightly haywire. You’ll surely be left pondering: is it Trolldor the Unyielding or perhaps Elvenia the Slightly Confused? Who’s to say? Condition: This particular copy of *Prophecy* is used, which means it comes with the delightful charm of slightly dog-eared pages, faint stains that evoke the memories of snacks long past, and the occasional scribble that might or might not be an ancient incantation. This literary artifact has been previously loved, so you might feel a certain responsibility to nurture it through its next chapter—or at least keep it from experiencing another unfortunate spill. As you turn each page, rest assured that you’re not just reading a book; you’re partaking in a wonderfully weird experience that celebrates the chaotic beauty of life, prophecies, and the great unknown. Whether you find yourself laughing, scratching your head, or pondering the nature of existence, *Prophecy* promises to deliver a curious blend of entertainment and confusion that will leave you questioning if you’ve just read a novel or taken part in an elaborate prank. So grab your copy of *Prophecy* from Crappy Old Books, where the motto is that a little wear and tear adds character. In a world so focused on the new, this book is a delightful reminder that sometimes, the most absurd adventures come from the pages of a well-loved tale. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/731/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/prophecy-elizabeth-haydon.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Gollancz 9781857989915 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-728 Size Doesnt Matter by Meg Cabot In a world obsessed with dimensions, Meg Cabot’s “Size Doesn’t Matter” prances onto the literary stage like a peacock in a land of pigeons. Published by Pan Books in 2007, this delightful tome—now a well-loved used copy with a spine that might just be doing yoga—promises to tickle your funny bone while simultaneously raising all the societal questions you never knew you had about what it means to be *size inclusive*, or perhaps just inclusive of anything that doesn’t fit neatly into a cereal box. Imagine a universe where size truly doesn’t matter—except, of course, in the case of one’s ego, which tends to inflate like a slightly overzealous soufflé. The narrative meanders through themes of self-acceptance, societal expectations, and the occasional existential crisis over a slice of cake. Our protagonist likely wrestles with issues of identity, perfectly aligned with a backdrop that might feature quirky friends, outrageous fashion faux pas, and a romantic interest who, for some inexplicable reason, enjoys long walks and candlelit dinners while discussing the merits of different cheese varieties. Who knew love had a cheesy side? As you leaf through these pages, you’ll find a treasure trove of wisdom disguised as witty banter and tongue-in-cheek observations. What size should one’s aspirations be? Should they fit snugly into a box or expand to great heights like a wonderfully unpredictable soufflé? Cabot has clearly delved deep into the minds of her characters, possibly using a mind reader plus size 8 shoes, to bring forth an experience that is both relatable and completely bonkers. If you’ve ever felt like the world has drawn a circle around you and labeled you ‘too much’ or ‘not enough,’ this book promises to make you feel slightly less peculiar—at least until you put it down and return to your reality. Amidst the laughs and tears, you might also ponder the philosophical implications of size. After all, who are we to judge a book by its cover, or a muffin by its top? (Spoiler: it’s the muffin tops that generally get all the attention, much to the dismay of the humble cupcake.) Readers are invited to navigate through a labyrinth of insecurities and triumphs, all while trying to kick societal norms to the curb like an unwanted pair of ill-fitting trousers. And let’s not forget the slice of absurdity that lingers throughout; after all, what’s a good read without a dash of irony? Condition: This second-hand treasure shows signs of loving use, with creases that tell tales of late-night reads and coffee spills that whisper of existential musings over caffeine. The cover bears a few scuffs, perhaps from the last owner’s zealous attempts to convince friends of its greatness at the local café. Pages may be dog-eared and ink-marked, as if they’ve been debating the very essence of size with a cup of chamomile tea. Rest assured, this copy is infused with character, likely more than any new, pristine edition could muster. As you thrum through the chapters, you may find yourself nodding in agreement or laughing out loud, drawing the raised eyebrows of onlookers who have not yet discovered the joy of embracing both the absurd and the profound. You might even consider the irony of life itself: that in a world where we are constantly measured by our accomplishments and appearances, perhaps what truly matters is how much laughter we can pack into our days, no matter the size of the punchline. So, why not add “Size Doesn’t Matter” to your collection of quirky reads? It’s a delightful reminder from Crappy Old Books that sometimes, the best stories come in imperfect packages, just like us. Grab this gem—just don’t let it inflate your ego too much, or you might end up stuck in an elevator, pondering the complexities of size forever. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/728/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/size-doesnt-matter.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330443951 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-727 Out Are the Lights by Richard Laymon Imagine, if you will, a time when the mere act of turning off the lights was not merely a nightly ritual but a harbinger of dread. Richard Laymon, in his 1993 masterwork *Out Are the Lights*, invites you into a world where darkness does not just cloak your surroundings, but also reveals the unspeakable horrors that lurk just at the edge of your mind. What could be more terrifying than the thought of what awaits you when the lights go out? Perhaps it’s the existential dread of realizing you forgot to pay your electricity bill. Or, worse still, the gnawing thought that your most embarrassing moments might be materializing into physical forms in the shadows. Set against the backdrop of a suburban landscape that could easily be mistaken for a postcard from mediocrity, Laymon invites you to ponder the question: what would you do if the lights went out, and you discovered you were not alone? Would you emerge as the hero of your own dark fairy tale, or would you succumb to the chaos of your own imagination? The book’s cover may be a tantalizing promise, a siren call of intrigue, but inside lurks a strange blend of horror and absurdity that keeps even the most stalwart reader guessing. Or perhaps just guessing why they purchased a book with such a title in the first place. One might say that Laymon employs a kind of literary sleight of hand, where the mundane becomes terrifying and the terrifying becomes absurdly mundane. Picture a cast of characters that range from the predictably dull to the inexplicably eccentric. As you navigate through these pages, you might ask yourself if there’s a message buried beneath the chaos, or if Laymon simply enjoyed the idea of readers grappling with the absurdity of everyday fears. After all, what truly frightens us more: the monsters under our beds or the thought of forgetting to buy milk? In a curious turn of events, as the story progresses, the lights flicker and fade, leading to moments where paranoia reigns supreme. Conversations take bizarre turns, and the plot twists like a pretzel at a carnival. The reader is invited—nay, compelled—to keep the lights on, even as the bravado of characters crumbles in the face of their own dark imaginings. Will they find salvation in the flickering glow of a failing bulb, or will they discover that their greatest enemy lurks within? And let’s not forget: there is always that one friend who insists on turning off the lights just to see what happens. You know the type. Let’s take a moment to appreciate the published masterpiece that is *Out Are the Lights*. With its snazzy cover from Feature, it’s practically a collector’s item, albeit a quirky one that may elicit raised eyebrows on your bookshelf. Think of it as a conversation starter for your next gathering—“Oh, you haven’t read this? It’s a classic!”—followed by awkward silence as your guests shuffle nervously, wondering who brought the weirdo along. Condition: Used but not abused, like a pair of funky old socks that still manage to hold onto a hint of their former glory. This tome comes with slightly dog-eared pages, the signature of a book that has seen its share of bedside lamplight and midnight musings. It proudly boasts a yellowing spine, a nod to its adventures through time and space (or perhaps just from shelf to shelf). The cover may have the occasional crease, perhaps from a reader who was so startled that they dropped it mid-chapter, and the pages may even whisper secrets of their own. But rest assured, it still contains Laymon’s eccentric genius, waiting to be ignited by your reading lamp. So if you’re in the market for a book that straddles the line between the bizarre and the mundane, *Out Are the Lights* is just the ticket. Whether you’re looking to confront your fears or simply enjoy a tale that defies convention, this peculiar volume from Crappy Old Books is bound to add a unique twist to your literary escapades. Grab a flashlight, turn off the lights, and prepare yourself for a reading experience that is anything but ordinary! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/727/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/out-are-the-lights.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Feature 9780747235811 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-722 Oz Clarkes Wine Buying Guide 2007 by Oz Clarke Ah, the year 2007—a time when flip phones reigned supreme, MySpace was considered cutting edge, and wine tasting was something you pretended to enjoy while secretly hoping the cheese platter would last forever. Enter “Oz Clarke’s Wine Buying Guide 2007,” a tome that promises to elevate your wine purchasing game from “what’s the cheapest option?” to “I’m a connoisseur who understands the delicate notes of sarcasm in a well-aged Merlot.” This guide, by the charmingly enthusiastic Oz Clarke, is not just a book; it’s an invitation to the pretentious realm of grape-water. If you’ve ever found yourself staring blankly at a wine aisle, contemplating whether to choose a fruity Chardonnay or a robust Cabernet, fret no more! Clarke, with his vivacious style and penchant for the dramatic, will guide you through the labyrinth of varietals as if he were your personal wine butler, albeit one who shouts unsolicited advice from the shadows. Published by Time Warner Books—yes, that Time Warner, the one that used to hold the keys to the digital kingdom—this guide is like a vintage bottle of Chianti that’s somehow survived a scandalous dinner party or two. You’ll find pages dedicated to all manner of wine-related wisdom, from what to serve at a ‘goodbye to your 20s’ party (hint: it involves an alarming amount of fizzy rosé) to pairing suggestions that range from the logical to the “did you just make that up?” In a world where wine snobbery often masquerades as sophistication, Clarke’s passion for the liquid grapes is as refreshing as a chilled Sauvignon Blanc on a sweltering day. He breaks down the complexities of wine regions, varietals, and tasting notes with the finesse of a sommelier who’s just discovered that “oaky” is not a flavour but a state of mind. Expect to learn about: The most delightful wines that pair with regret and existential dread. Secret tips to make your wine selections sound impressive, even if you’ve barely graduated from a box of Franzia. How to spot a bad bottle without resorting to divination or consulting an oracle. A comprehensive list of wines that will inevitably lead to embarrassing social encounters. Clarke’s favourite wines for pretending you appreciate the finer things in life. Gripping as a corkscrew in a hand of a novice, this guide also serves as a time capsule of its era. When it was written, wine was not just a beverage; it was a lifestyle choice that defined your social circles, even if you were just drinking it in your sweatpants while binge-watching reality TV. Clarke’s wit shines through the pages, ensuring that even the most dreadful of plonk finds its way into your heart—or at least into your ‘for emergencies’ shelf. Condition: Used, but like a well-loved bottle of red, this guide comes with its own character—perhaps a few dog-eared pages or marginalia from previous owners who thought they could improve on Oz’s wisdom. It’s a testament to the wine-loving souls who have poured over its contents, possibly while spilling a bit of the good stuff on the couch. It’s as if this book has been on its own adventures, tucked away in wine cellars and kitchen counters, waiting to be rediscovered like that one sock you thought you lost. So, whether you’re an aspiring sommelier, an accidental connoisseur, or just someone who enjoys a hearty laugh while contemplating the vast universe of fermented grape juice, “Oz Clarke’s Wine Buying Guide 2007” is your ideal companion. It’s a book that not only informs but also entertains, proving that while wine may not solve all of life’s problems, it certainly helps you forget them—at least until the morning after. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today, and elevate your wine game while chuckling at a bygone era when wine was just a sip away from being a full-fledged personality trait. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/722/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/wine-buying-guide-2007.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time Warner Books 9780316732420 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-721 Human rights and civil liberties by Steve Foster If you’ve ever found yourself wondering how to make a riveting evening out of civil liberties and human rights discussions, then Steve Foster’s "Human Rights and Civil Liberties" might just be your ticket to an exhilarating night in. Published in 2008 by the illustrious Oxford University Press, this tome is packed with more legal jargon than you can shake a gavel at and promises to enchant you with the thrilling world of abstract principles and regulatory minutiae. Perfect for those who consider a good time discussing the finer points of human dignity, or simply for those who enjoy a good paperweight. Imagine a world where you can casually reference the European Convention on Human Rights at dinner parties; this book will arm you with enough knowledge to either impress or bewilder your friends. Who wouldn’t want to drop phrases like "the right to a fair trial" or "freedom from torture" into casual conversation? You might even find yourself the centre of attention, albeit the kind of attention that leads to hasty exits and the clinking of wine glasses in awkward silence. Foster’s work is not just a mere collection of legalese; it’s a veritable cornucopia of historical context, case studies, and philosophical musings that will make you ponder the very nature of existence. Did you know that the evolution of human rights is almost as convoluted as the latest royal scandal? Dive into the murky waters of legal frameworks and come out gasping for air as you untangle the complexities of civil liberties. One might argue that reading this book is akin to attending a riveting lecture series on the nuances of tax codes—except with a slightly more humanitarian angle. As you navigate the pages, you’ll discover that civil liberties are not merely a set of guidelines, but a thrilling saga filled with heroes, villains, and more than a few plot twists. You’ll find yourself engrossed in stories of individuals who fought valiantly for rights that many take for granted today. Of course, some might say that actual novels have a more compelling narrative arc, but where’s the fun in that? Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as you engage with thought-provoking questions: What does it mean to be truly free? Is it acceptable to infringe on the rights of a few for the sake of the many? And more importantly, how many pages can you turn before you need a strong cup of tea to keep you awake? The answers may elude you, but the journey will definitely leave you with a thirst for more—and perhaps a drastic change in your reading habits. Detailed analysis of case law that will make you question your life choices. Historical anecdotes that could rival the most gripping of thrillers. A glossary that might just be thicker than the book itself. Footnotes so extensive, they deserve their own publication. A chance to impress (or horrify) your acquaintances with your newfound legal prowess. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. This book shows the kind of wear that can only come from being read multiple times, dropped during impassioned debates, and possibly used as a makeshift doorstop. The pages may be yellowed, the spine creased, and the cover may have seen better days, but rest assured that every dog-eared page has a story to tell—much like the issues it covers. So, whether you’re looking to expand your legal vocabulary, impress your friends, or simply need something to fill the void on your bookshelf, "Human Rights and Civil Liberties" is an essential pick. Just remember: it’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a paperweight, and quite possibly, a source of existential dread. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books today and prepare for an intellectual journey that may—or may not—end in spirited arguments over dinner. Cheers to that! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/721/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/human-rights-and-civil-liberties.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780199237265 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-720 Military Handbooks SAS by Darman Peter If you’ve ever wanted to feel like a hardened soldier while sitting on your couch in your favourite old slippers, then "Military Handbooks SAS" by Darman Peter might be just the ticket. Published in 2004 by Grange Books, this tome promises to transform you from your average armchair general to a veritable expert in all things SAS. Of course, the fact that you’ve never actually been in the military is just a minor detail, one that this book is more than happy to overlook in its quest to make you feel like a secret agent—minus the actual risk of being shot at, of course. Within these pages, you’ll discover tactics that could make you the envy of your friends during your next pub quiz night, assuming they can make it past your constant references to covert ops and guerrilla warfare. Imagine casually throwing around terms like “reconnaissance” and “strategic infiltration” while discussing the merits of a well-constructed cheese platter. Your friends will either nod in awe or slowly back away, fearing they’ve wandered into a military-themed episode of “Criminal Minds.” But don’t be fooled by the serious title. This isn’t just a straightforward manual; it’s a veritable treasure trove of quirky anecdotes and unexpected wisdom. You might discover that the SAS were not only experts at breaching enemy lines but also had a surprising knack for finding the best local eateries during their missions. Who knew that special forces had such refined tastes? You may even find yourself inspired to assemble your own “task force” for the purpose of getting takeout on a Friday night—consider it a tactical operation in the name of culinary exploration. As you delve deeper, prepare yourself for a world where tactics and culinary skills converge. Why not learn how to camouflage yourself amongst the most mundane of home decor? Perhaps you’ll develop an unsettling ability to blend in with your cluttered living room while remaining acutely aware of your surroundings. Your cat will certainly appreciate your newfound stealth, if only to avoid your endless attempts to engage it in mock military drills. Furthermore, the book doesn’t just stop at military strategies; it’s a veritable guide to self-discipline and teamwork. You can easily interpret the advice on teamwork as a method for convincing your housemates to help you rearrange the furniture every few months. After all, what could be more collaborative than deciding whether the couch should face the TV or the window? If that doesn’t scream “elite unit,” I don’t know what does. Condition: This used copy has seen its fair share of action, with pages slightly dog-eared and a cover that bravely bears the marks of previous skirmishes with coffee mugs and the occasional snack. It’s the battle-hardened edition that tells a story of its own—one of late-night strategizing sessions and perhaps a few unintentional bouts of deep philosophical thought on the meaning of life while trying to understand enemy tactics. A true trooper, this book is ready to take on new missions, such as sitting on your shelf or being placed in the “must read” pile you keep promising yourself you’ll tackle. So whether you want to impress your friends at a dinner party, finally understand why the SAS are considered the elite among the elite, or simply need a conversation starter that’s less mundane than your usual “Have you read that latest bestseller?” this book’s got your back. It’s a quirky blend of military know-how and homebody charm, all wrapped up in a used package that was sold by none other than Crappy Old Books, where every book has its own story—even if it’s just a history of coffee stains. Grab your copy today and remember: the only thing standing between you and the elite world of the SAS is your proximity to the nearest takeaway menu. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/720/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/military-handbooks-sas.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Grange Books 9781840136814 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-715 The Ox-bow Incident by Walter Van Tilburg Clark The Ox-bow Incident by Walter Van Tilburg Clark This is a searing study of mob justice. The story takes place in the Old West, but it could happen anywhere, anytime that men of action let their anger goad them into taking the law into their own hands. This has a stamp on both the fron and back inside pages for "trade with - The Family Book Store - 828 Central Ave. But where exactly is The Family Book Stor? Where is 828 Central Ave? Is it in Florida? Tampa? or some other place. Only you can solve the mystery of the secret symbols by buying this book now and looking further into the mystery of the inner stampings. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/715/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-ox-bow-incident.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A Signet Classic no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-714 The R Document by Irving Wallace In an alternate universe not too far from our own, where the 1980s ruled with a feathered mullet and neon legwarmers, Irving Wallace brings us "The R Document," a riveting paean to the conspiratorial mind. This book invites you to explore the labyrinthine corridors of power where secrecy reigns, and truth is but a fleeting spectre, much like the concept of sensible fashion in that decade. Why did Wallace decide to dance with the notion of a document so tantalizingly enigmatic? Perhaps he had a penchant for the dramatic, or maybe he just wanted to see how many readers he could perplex in one fell swoop. Imagine, if you will, a world where the very fabric of society is stitched together with the threads of political intrigue, and the most mundane government document could unleash a torrent of chaos. Wallace, a master of suspense, takes the reader on a rollercoaster of revelations that might just leave you questioning your own mail delivery. Was that a bill or a coded message from the authorities? Be prepared to scrutinise your junk mail like it’s an ancient manuscript. One cannot help but wonder what the "R" in "The R Document" stands for. Is it for ’ridiculous’? After all, the premise is delightfully absurd, filled with characters who could easily leap from the pages into a sitcom of bureaucratic blunders. Perhaps it stands for ’regrettable’, a sentiment shared by readers who have mistakenly confided in their friends about the book’s supposed profundity, only to be met with blank stares and an urgent need for a topic change. Or maybe it’s for ’revelatory’, which it might be—if you consider knowing just how much government paperwork can resemble a particularly convoluted crossword puzzle a revelation. As readers plow through the pages, they encounter a dizzying array of characters, each more eccentric than the last. Some are power-hungry villains plotting their next move with the finesse of a cat in a room full of laser pointers. Others are bumbling bureaucrats who evoke both sympathy and exasperation in equal measure. As the plot thickens, it becomes increasingly apparent that you’re not just reading a book; you’re participating in an intellectual game of chess, except the pieces are all slightly off-kilter and prone to making inexplicable moves. Wallace’s writing style—a curious blend of grandiosity and self-deprecation—invites you to chuckle at the absurdities while simultaneously questioning how many of these scenarios could potentially occur in the real world. His prose sparkles with wit, and yet it often feels like a riddle wrapped in a mystery shrouded in an enigma that someone forgot to explain. Therein lies its charm. Readers will find themselves caught in an engaging, if slightly bewildering, web of conspiracies that flit about like moths at a disco. Condition: This second-hand tome, as sold by Crappy Old Books, bears the marks of its journey through time, with the occasional crease and more than a few suspicious coffee stains that add a patina of authenticity. One wonders what secrets it has witnessed. Perhaps it has been read under the dim light of a pub, or on a train filled with curious commuters—each hoping to unlock the mysteries hidden within its pages. The spine is a little cracked, much like the fragile state of the secrets it contains, but rest assured, the words remain intact and ready to entertain. So if you’re looking for a book that combines elements of intrigue, hilarity, and a dash of the absurd, "The R Document" may just be your ticket to a world where every page turn could lead to another delightful absurdity. And for those who dare to uncover the truth—or at least a good laugh—this book promises a reading experience that lingers like an awkward conversation at a dinner party. After all, only at Crappy Old Books can you find such literary curiosities, perfect for the discerning reader who appreciates both the bizarre and the brilliantly ironic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/714/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-r-document.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553100907 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-713 Wilderness - King Of The Mountain by David Thompson Wilderness - King Of The Mountain by David Thompson When America was young, wild and free. Anyone foolhardy enough to venture into the vast unexplored regions beyond the Mississippi ran the risk of being attacked by hostile Indians or wild beasts or of starving to death in the Great American Desert. Those threats didnt hinder young Nathaniel King. Leaving New York City in 1828, he headed west because his uncle had promised to share with him the greatest treasure in the world. Nathaniels trail led him from danger to danger, and into the wild, uninhabited Rocky Mountains. There, life was a neverending struggle to survive from one day to the next. If Nathaniel lived, he would unearth a treasure far more valuable than he had ever imagined. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/713/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/king-of-the-mountain.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Leisure Western no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-710 The Origin of Species by Charles Robert Darwin Ah, The Origin of Species, or as we like to call it, "The How-To Guide for Breaking Up with Your Creationist Friends." Published in 1999 by Signet Book, this delightful tome invites you into the riveting world of evolution—or, as some prefer to say, the great debate of the century: “Did God make everything, or did we just evolve from some very confused monkeys?” Spoiler alert: the monkeys probably had a better grasp on it! In this second-hand treasure, you will find a delightful mix of Victorian scientific inquiry and a pinch of existential dread. Darwin, with his famous beard and penchant for long walks, had the audacity to suggest that we might not be the pinnacle of creation. You’d think he’d just declared that tea was overrated! This book is chock-full of groundbreaking theories that have sparked countless debates at garden parties, pub quizzes, and among groups of paleontologists who somehow manage to keep the excitement alive in a field full of fossils. Through a series of complex arguments and charming anecdotes about finches, tortoises, and the occasional ostrich, Darwin takes you on a journey that might leave you wondering if your pet goldfish has a more sophisticated family tree than you do. Did you know that some species of birds can change their beaks based on the food available? That’s right, folks—a true testament to adaptability. Meanwhile, you can’t even change your lunch order without consulting your social media feed. But what about the cover? Ah yes, the 1999 edition by Signet Book. It comes adorned with a graphic that suggests a scholarly vibe—perfect for those who wish to look intellectual during their coffee breaks at the local café. With its spine creased like a well-loved piece of clothing and pages that might be yellowing with age, this book practically screams, “I have been around the block a few times and have some tales to tell!” Now, let’s get to the meaty bits (or perhaps the plant-based alternative, depending on your dietary choices). Inside these pages, you’ll discover: Darwin’s love for meticulous observation—yes, he actually took notes while watching finches like the world’s first nature blogger. How to handle awkward conversations with relatives who insist that evolution is just a ’theory’—with some tips on eye-rolling. A deep dive into natural selection that might just make you question your own selection of footwear. The possibility that every time you sneeze, you’re making a contribution to the evolutionary chain. (Okay, maybe not, but it’s a funny thought!) An explanation of survival of the fittest that could easily double as a dating guide. Condition: Used, and may show signs of wear characteristic of a book that has seen better days (or perhaps just been read by someone who was very passionate about the subject). Expect the occasional margin note—a scholarly debate between past readers about whether “survival of the fittest” applies to their office environment, or an impassioned plea about the importance of saving the planet’s biodiversity. This book has lived, and it has opinions. So, if you’re keen on diving into the evolutionary rabbit hole—or more accurately, the evolutionary tortoise hole—then snatch up this quirky second-hand classic. After all, you never know when you might need to throw down some Darwinian knowledge at your next dinner party. Pick it up at Crappy Old Books, where every title comes with a tinge of irony and a side of nostalgia. You won’t regret it—unless you’re a firm believer in intelligent design, in which case, carry on! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/710/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-origin-of-species.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Book 9780451627766 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-709 Airframe by Michael Crichton Airframe (1997) by Michael Crichton is the book you reach for when you want to be terrified of flying but in a thoroughly technical and weirdly educational way. This is the Arrow paperback edition, which means maximum mid-90s thriller energy: disaster in the skies, lawyers circling on the ground, and one overworked aerospace professional trying to hold it all together with maintenance reports and very brittle patience. It comes neatly barcoded with ISBN 0099556316, just in case you’d like your aviation paranoia properly catalogued. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is unashamedly Used. Not “as new”. Not “pristine”. Not “ideal gift for someone who only collects unread books for the aesthetic”. This is the sort of paperback that has already been read on at least one flight by someone who then made very intense eye contact with the nearest wing. You can sensibly expect: An Arrow thriller cover doing its best to scream “AVIATION INCIDENT” at you from across the room, usually involving an aircraft at a worrying angle and typography that suggests something catastrophic has already happened. Tanned pages, the exact shade of an old safety manual that has seen too many coffee breaks and not enough daylight. A creased spine, forensic evidence that previous readers did not pause at the scary bits, they just gripped harder and turned the page. Condition notes, unvarnished: “Used” – this book has been opened, folded back, set face down on tables, possibly balanced on a tray table during light turbulence. “May show signs of wear” – softened corners, a few surface scuffs, maybe a faint impression where it spent quality time at the bottom of a rucksack under snacks and regret. “Pages clean and intact” – no missing chapters, no redacted black boxes over the accident sequence, and no ominous stains that look like hydraulic fluid. This is a book for you if: You enjoy Crichton in full research-flex mode, where you accidentally learn a frightening amount about stress fractures, lift coefficients and corporate damage control. You like thrillers where the villain is as much public perception and liability as any one person with a gun. You’re oddly soothed by reading about how very many things have to go wrong for a plane to fall out of the sky, even as the book calmly walks you through several of them. You’re totally fine with your reading copy looking like it has already survived one imaginary air disaster and three airport layovers. Likely reading experience: First chapters: “Ah, classic setup: mysterious in-flight incident, lots of unanswered questions, mild urge to check when you’re next flying.” Middle: you start saying things like “actually, statistically, commercial aviation is very safe” out loud while simultaneously gripping the book like it contains the black box. Final stretch: pages turning at unsafe speeds while you internally debate whether to google ‘airframe fatigue’ or just never think about wings again. Crappy Old Books is not pretending this is a museum piece from the golden age of mass-market paperbacks. This is a working thriller. A “read me on the sofa, on the train, and possibly very unwisely at 35,000 feet” copy. The cover may be scuffed, the spine may be cracked, but the story is fully airworthy. In short: Airframe (1997) by Michael Crichton, Arrow paperback, ISBN 0099556316, in honestly Used condition, is a slightly battered but entirely serviceable slice of aviation suspense and corporate spin. Buy it from Crappy Old Books, fasten your seatbelt, and please ensure your tray table is in the upright position before you start Chapter One. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/709/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/airframe.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099556312 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-708 Message In A Bottle by Nicholas Sparks In the swirling eddies of sentimental prose and love-lost clichés, we find ourselves with "Message In A Bottle" by the ever-sentimental Nicholas Sparks. Published in the grand year of 1999—when flip phones were the height of communication technology and emoticons were still a novelty—this tome serves as a relic of a time when love letters could be sent via sea-faring glass instead of instant messaging. Imagine if Shakespeare had decided to take a holiday in the Outer Banks and found himself entranced by the local seagulls, and you may just begin to grasp the essence of this literary artifact. But what is this “message” that floats within the pages of Sparks’ creation? One can only speculate. Perhaps it’s an ode to romanticized heartache, an exploration of the moist-eyed yearning that can only be articulated through the most archaic means of communication: a bottle, a note, and the ocean (ideally accompanied by a dramatic soundtrack). Or maybe it’s an earnest plea to the reader to consider the environmental impacts of littering the seas with glass. Ah, the duality of man! Our protagonist, in a twist typical of Sparks’ oeuvre, is embroiled in the tumult of love, loss, and possibly a bit of existential dread. The plot thickens like a poorly made porridge as various characters grapple with the weight of their feelings and the deeply philosophical notion of whether or not one should compose a missive and toss it to the tides. Would they be better off with a text or a quick tweet? The answer, dear reader, remains at the bottom of the bottle. Set against the backdrop of a seemingly endless coastline, the narrative drags you through gritty beaches and moody sunsets, all while hinting at the profound truth that love is complicated and requires a fair amount of nautical navigation. As you read, you may find yourself pondering the validity of love notes delivered by marine currents rather than by the postman, who, to be fair, might be a bit more reliable. In this compelling narrative, you’ll encounter a medley of tropes that only the genre of romantic fiction can deliver. Prepare yourself for: Heartwarming epiphanies that arrive just when you’d given up on hope. Secondary characters designed solely for the purpose of complicating the protagonist’s life. Moments of introspection that would make a log cabin in the woods jealous. At least one torrential downpour to underscore a critical emotional revelation. Unlikely coincidences that would make even a seasoned soap opera writer raise an eyebrow. Condition: Used, of course. This book has been through the emotional wringer, possibly shedding a few tears along the way, likely from a previous owner who mistakenly believed that reading Sparks would somehow improve their love life. Expect the pages to bear the signs of love (or perhaps just a few unfortunate coffee stains), adding to its character and, dare we say, charm. The spine may be as cracked as a long-lost heart, but fear not! It still holds the promise of a good, albeit predictably heart-wrenching read. As you embark on this literary journey, you might find yourself questioning your life choices, your romantic ideals, and your commitment to recycling—after all, who needs a bottle when you have a perfectly good Kindle? In the end, "Message In A Bottle" is not just a tale of love; it’s a nostalgic plunge into the art of longing, reminiscent of an era when people were brave enough to put their feelings in writing and toss them into the unknown. So, grab a copy today from Crappy Old Books, and let the waves of nostalgia wash over you like a mediocre tide. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/708/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/message-in-a-bottle.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446606813 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-706 Moreta Dragonlady of Pern by Anne McCaffrey In a world where dragons soar majestically across the skies and women are more than mere damsels (thank heavens, because who needs another princess in a tower?), "Moreta: Dragonlady of Pern" by the illustrious Anne McCaffrey emerges from the dusty shelves of literary history like a fire-breathing phoenix. Originally published in 1984 by the esteemed Ballantine Books, this tome invites you to a land of stunning landscapes, where the only thing more impressive than the dragons is the sheer audacity of the characters they ferry about. But don’t be fooled; this isn’t just another fantasy yarn about your standard dragon-riding heroine. Oh no. This is a tale with layers—like an onion, only less tear-inducing and more fantastical. Our protagonist, Moreta, is a dragonlady of no small repute. Unlike most ladies of her time, she doesn’t just sit around embroidering or attempting to look presentable for the next royal ball. No, this lady is far too busy training dragons and confronting the existential dilemmas of what it means to be a magical creature’s best friend while also saving the world from utter destruction. The stakes couldn’t be higher, and neither could the drama. It’s a riveting blend of action and emotion, served with a side of witty repartee that could tickle even the most stoic of readers. But wait! If you think you’re merely signing up for another ‘hero’s journey’ cliché, think again. This book isn’t just about slaying foes; it’s about the intricacies of leadership, the heart-wrenching choices that come with power, and the importance of understanding your dragon’s emotional needs. Yes, you read that right—there’s even a chapter dedicated to dragon therapy. Who knew that being a dragonlady involved so many complicated feelings? Perhaps you’re wondering what else lies within these pages. Fear not, dear reader! A tantalizing array of themes awaits you, including: The unbreakable bond between riders and their dragons, which is definitely not codependency. The politics of dragon-riding society, as riveting as any parliamentary debate (with more fire). A smattering of romance that challenges the stereotypes of the era, because who says a dragonlady can’t have it all? Survival tactics that range from the practical to the absurdly over-the-top. And, of course, endless discussions about the merits of flame-breathing vs. fireball spells. So why should you pick up this second-hand treasure? Other than its undeniable charm and the faint scent of nostalgia wafting from its pages, it offers a delightful escape into a world where the protagonist is both strong and nuanced. You won’t just be reading about dragons; you’ll be contemplating existence while trying to remember if you fed your cat this morning. And let’s not overlook the fact that this novel is a classic in its own right, a must-have for any self-respecting fantasy aficionado—or anyone who enjoys a good chuckle at the absurdities of life. Condition: This used edition has the kind of character that only old books possess. With a cover slightly worn from loving hands and pages that may have turned slightly yellow with age, it is both a history lesson and a literary journey. It might even include the odd dog-eared page, which only adds to its charm and authenticity. Additionally, expect a few lovingly scribbled notes in the margins—perhaps offering alternative interpretations or passionately arguing that dragon therapy should be government-funded. So, whether you’re a seasoned fan of the Pern series or a newcomer hoping to experience what all the fuss is about, "Moreta: Dragonlady of Pern" promises to entertain and provoke thought. Grab yourself a copy from Crappy Old Books, and let the literary adventure unfold! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/706/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/moreta-dragonlady-of-pern.gif 4.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345298737 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-705 Greek Gods And Heroes by Robert Graves In a world where the gods still loom large, Robert Graves’ *Greek Gods And Heroes* emerges as an all-you-can-eat buffet of mythological lunacy, serving up tales of divine debauchery and human folly with a side of sardonic wit. First published in 1965 by Dell Publishing, this tome promises to enlighten you about the pantheon of deities who, much like your last Tinder date, had a penchant for drama, deception, and an unfathomable number of love interests. But fret not; this ancient lore comes lathered with Graves’ signature irony, ensuring that the grandiosity of the gods is served with a dollop of hilarity. Readers will discover how the Olympians, in their misguided generosity, have been misinterpreted throughout the ages. Take, for instance, the infamous Zeus, whose idea of romance is as subtle as a sledgehammer: one moment he’s transforming into a swan (yes, you read that correctly), and the next, he’s raining down thunderbolts on unsuspecting mortals who dare to raise an eyebrow at his antics. It’s enough to make any self-respecting deity blush—or at least roll their eyes. The myths unfold with the flair of a soap opera, featuring heroes who are as flawed as the rest of us. Achilles? He may have been a paragon of strength, but remember that one weak spot? That’s right, folks: dip your infant in the River Styx, but do watch for the heel that you forgot to immerse. So much for invincibility! Our dear old Heracles, meanwhile, was less of a hero and more of a glorified janitor, forced to clean up the cosmic messes of the gods, all while sporting a lion’s pelt like it’s the latest fashion trend. Graves delves into a treasure trove of heroic misadventures, exploring the lives of various demigods and monsters that populate this peculiar universe. Expect to meet a variety of characters who could easily star in their own detective dramas, each with a backstory that would make your relatives’ family reunion tales seem utterly mundane. The labyrinthine paths they tread are filled with more twists and turns than a pretzel factory, leading to outcomes that are as unpredictable as the British weather. Condition: Used, but fear not! This tome has been pre-loved, and it wears its history with pride—like a well-loved pair of shoes that have seen too many rainy days. The pages may be dog-eared and the spine slightly creased, but that only adds to its charm. Think of every mark as a conversation starter, a testament to the previous owner’s deep immersion in the world of gods and legends. There’s nothing quite like the smell of aged paper to transport you to the age of classical heroism, albeit with the added aroma of a slightly musty basement. This collection of tales is perfect for those who wish to impress their friends at dinner parties or simply enjoy a good laugh at the expense of ancient deities who, despite being immortal, often behaved like the worst kind of houseguests. You’ll find yourself wondering how these celestial beings would fare in modern society—would Athena prefer online debates, and would Dionysus be the life of a Zoom party? The possibilities are endless! So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through the tangled web of Greek mythology where logic takes a holiday and puns are more plentiful than sheep in a field, then *Greek Gods And Heroes* awaits your eager hands. Snag this quirky chronicling of divine mischief and human folly, all courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where second-hand literature is anything but second-rate! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/705/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/greek-gods-and-heroes.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-704 Sandcastles by Luanne Rice In a world where the tides of life wash away our grandest plans like so much sand, Luanne Rice’s "Sandcastles" invites readers to contemplate the inevitable erosion of dreams, one grain at a time. Published in the illustrious year of 2007 when the world was still blissfully unaware of how many cat videos would soon flood the internet, this Bantam Books offering meanders through the labyrinthine complexities of human relationships, much like a sunbather searching for the last untouched patch of beach on a July afternoon. Meet the characters—oh, the characters! Each one more intricately crafted than the last, they navigate their emotional landscapes as if they were trying to find a sunken treasure in a murky lagoon. With dialogues that glisten like seashells under the midday sun, you may find yourself pondering how anyone could be so captivating while discussing their feelings about... well, whatever they happen to be feeling. You might even wonder if their emotional epiphanies are as fragile as the very sandcastles they are metaphorically building. Set against the backdrop of a coastline that seems to have more mood swings than a soap opera star, "Sandcastles" unravels the themes of love, loss, and, dare we say, the occasional existential crisis. You can practically hear the sound of waves crashing against the shore as the characters grapple with their choices—though you may also hear the gentle, ironic chuckle of fate rolling its eyes at their misfortunes. If you’ve ever considered building a sandcastle, only to watch it collapse under the weight of an unwelcome wave, you’ll find a certain camaraderie with the characters here. They too face the trials of constructing their lives from ephemeral materials, only to discover that the ocean of reality has a penchant for reworking their masterpieces into mere puddles of disappointment. And who could overlook the surreal charm of a narrative where emotional depth is paired with the lightweight quality of, say, a plastic beach shovel? It’s a delicate balance, one that Luanne Rice wields with the finesse of a sunburned parent attempting to get their brood to leave the beach before dinner. This delightful read is brimming with poignant reflections and ironic jabs at the very essence of our fleeting existence, all while maintaining a tone that is equal parts whimsical and wry. Condition: Used. This book has been passed around more times than a beach ball at a summer picnic, leading to a few dog-eared pages and the distinct aroma of sandy nostalgia. One could argue that its well-loved appearance adds character—like that friend who shows up to the party a bit disheveled but has the best stories. It may not be pristine, but isn’t that what makes it feel all the more relatable? As you flip through its pages, be prepared to encounter the occasional coffee stain—each one a memento from past readers who surely found solace in its well-visited verses. As you immerse yourself in this literary labyrinth, you may start to ponder the larger questions of life: Is love like a sandcastle, or is it merely a mirage crafted from the dreams of long-ago summer vacations? Will you emotionally invest in each character only to watch their lives collapse under the weight of reality? And most importantly, will you ever finish reading this book before the tide comes in? Don’t miss out on the chance to own a piece of literary whimsy that will have you both chuckling and contemplating your own fleeting fortresses of sand. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the books may be second-hand, but the wisdom is fresh as a sea breeze on a sunny day—assuming your sense of humor is as quirky as the titles we stock! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/704/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sandcastles.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553587678 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-702 You Get What You Pay For by Larry Beinhart In a world where the price tag seems to dictate the quality of every experience, Larry Beinhart’s 1989 literary offering, "You Get What You Pay For," serves up a deliciously cynical platter that invites the reader to ponder the true cost of their choices. Published by the ever-ambitious Ballantine Books, this work is a veritable time capsule of late ’80s pondering, where the cocktail of consumerism mingles with existential dread, and everyone’s left wondering if they should have splurged on the deluxe edition of life instead. Imagine a narrative that waltzes through the chaotic realm of money, morality, and the occasional existential crisis, all while sporting a jaunty hat and a wry smile. Beinhart’s prose teeters on the edge of sardonic, as he playfully critiques the very fabric of society’s obsession with acquisition. Readers are left to question: does a higher price ensure better quality, or are we merely paying for the glossy packaging that contains our increasingly hollow reality? As you traverse the pages, you might find yourself nodding in agreement with Beinhart’s observations about consumer culture while simultaneously cringing at the reflection it casts on our own spending habits. It’s as if he’s peering into the depths of our wallets and pulling out the grimy truths we’d rather keep tucked away—like that crumpled receipt from that overpriced coffee shop or the unreturned library book you probably should have just bought outright. This book invites you to consider the broader implications of personal choices, often leading you down a rabbit hole of ironic self-reflection. Woven throughout are themes that resonate even today: the struggle between aspiration and reality, the pitfalls of materialism, and the increasingly blurred lines between necessity and indulgence. You may even find yourself questioning whether the latest smartphone is a tool or merely a shiny distraction, a thought Beinhart likely anticipated—after all, a bit of prescience is the hallmark of a good author. What can you expect from Beinhart’s narrative? Well, strap in for a delightful ride through a landscape populated by quirky characters and perhaps an underlying sense of dread as you contemplate the choices laid before you. It’s a rich tapestry, woven with threads of irony and painted in shades of the absurd, featuring a cast of characters that might remind you more of your next-door neighbor than the protagonists of your favorite novel. Condition: Used, but not in the same way you might describe a vintage car—this book has seen its fair share of readers. Its pages may be a tad yellowed, and perhaps a few corners are dog-eared from lively debates held over its insights, but that’s merely a testament to its value. The spine, while creased, still holds strong, ready to support your intellectual foray into Beinhart’s musings. A few coffee stains may be present, hinting at the fervent pondering that happened over cups of mediocre brew—just like the content itself, a reminder that not everything in life is premium quality. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself engaging in an internal dialogue with Beinhart. He seems to ask the questions you never dared utter aloud: Are you truly satisfied with your choices, or are you merely appeasing the cacophony of societal expectations? It’s a bold reflection that might just keep you awake at night, pondering your next purchase—or lack thereof. So, if you’re in the market for a thought-provoking romp through the intricacies of consumer culture, look no further than "You Get What You Pay For." It’s a book that promises to illuminate some of life’s greatest ironies while serving as a cheeky reminder that sometimes, the true cost of something is much more than what’s printed on the price tag. Pick this up from Crappy Old Books and get ready to engage with a narrative that dares to challenge your perceptions while simultaneously entertaining your inner cynic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/702/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/you-get-what-you-pay-for.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345364067 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-701 The Complete Book Of Food Counts by Corinne T Netzer In a world where counting calories has become the new Olympic sport, Corinne T. Netzer steps up to the podium with her meticulously crafted tome, "The Complete Book Of Food Counts." Published by Dell Publishing in the year 2000—an age where dial-up internet was still a thing and mobile phones could barely tell you the time—this culinary compendium is here to save you from that terrifying abyss of dietary choices. Forget the high-tech apps of today; who needs an algorithm when you can have an actual book filled with numbers? It’s like carrying a pocket-sized accountant wherever you go, minus the suit and tie. Are you baffled by the sheer volume of food options available in modern supermarkets? Do you find yourself lost in the labyrinth of labels, wondering if a cucumber has more calories than a slice of cake? Fear not! Netzer’s exhaustive list provides all the necessary counts for your favourite (and least favourite) dishes, reassuring you that indeed, those crispy kale chips are a healthier option than that tub of ice cream—but who are we kidding? Ice cream is a food group of its own! This book is essentially a survival guide for those who wish to navigate the perilous waters of weight management without ever having to consult a nutritionist. Of course, the irony is not lost on you, dear reader. This book was published in the year 2000 when the concept of food counts was just beginning to take hold of our collective consciousness. Today, counting calories feels as outdated as using a flip phone. Yet, here it is, a manifestation of a bygone era when people thought that knowledge equated to a better waistline. Perhaps it’s a relic of the past, or perhaps it’s the perfect tool for hipster culinary enthusiasts who relish in the quaintness of antiquated wisdom. Inside, you will find more numbers than an accountant’s ledger; it’s practically a mathematician’s dream. The pages are filled with food counts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your morning toast or evening pizza slice. You might even discover that your favourite guilty pleasures have fewer calories than that trendy avocado toast you pretentiously order at brunch. Let’s not even get started on the perplexing entries for foods you’ve never heard of—what on earth is a ‘low-fat tofu scramble’ and why does it take up space in this sacred text? Condition: Used, with a charming patina of previous owners’ eager pencil marks and dog-eared pages that tell a story of their own. The cover bears slight creases, hinting at the passionate debates it has endured over whether a muffin can be classified as a meal or merely a dessert masquerading as breakfast. In the spirit of full disclosure, there may be a few coffee stains, which only serve to enhance its authenticity and provide a visual spectacle as you ponder the nutritional value of that delightful mocha you just had. This volume is not just a book; it’s a nostalgic journey back to a time when food had numbers and counting them was seen as a noble pursuit. It invites readers to consider the absurdity of our long, intricate relationship with food—the love, the guilt, the numbers. It’s almost as if Netzer knew that one day we would look back on the early 21st century and chuckle at our misguided attempts to quantify enjoyment. So, dust off your calculator, grab a pencil, and prepare to embark on this culinary counting adventure. Whether you’re an avid dieter, a casual snacker, or someone who just appreciates a good laugh at the absurdity of food counts, “The Complete Book Of Food Counts” promises to entertain and inform in equal measure. Just remember, it’s not about the numbers; it’s about the journey—and maybe the dessert at the end. Embrace the quirkiness of this second-hand treasure from Crappy Old Books, and let it remind you that food, like life, should never be taken too seriously. Happy counting! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/701/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-complete-book-of-food-counts.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell Publishing 9780440225638 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-700 The New Rogets Thesaurus Of The English Language In Dictionary Form by Norman Lewis Ah, the enigmatic allure of "The New Roget’s Thesaurus of the English Language in Dictionary Form," a title that practically shouts "I am sophisticated yet approachable!" This 1978 wonder, brought to life by Norman Lewis and published by Putnam, is a veritable cornucopia of synonyms, antonyms, and the occasional existential crisis. As you leaf through its pages, you may find yourself pondering not just the right word for “happy,” but the very essence of happiness itself. Or perhaps you’ll simply be overwhelmed by the sheer volume of ways to say “dreadful.” Who knew your mundane adjectives could feel so fancy? In an era when “groovy” was still an acceptable descriptor and disco balls hung low over everything from living rooms to weddings, this thesaurus emerged like a bespectacled librarian at a raucous party—utterly out of place yet strangely intriguing. It’s like having a scholarly sidekick that persists in suggesting words you never knew you needed, all while wearing a tweed jacket that hasn’t been fashionable since the last time someone mistook “rave” for a literary event. Opening this book is akin to stepping into a literary time capsule, one where "hip" and "rad" are still in the running for best compliment. But don’t be fooled; this isn’t just a dry collection of entries. Each synonym serves as a door to a different world where “big” can become grandiose, gargantuan, or even titanic—all depending on your mood and the audience. If you find your vocabulary has been stifled by the inadequacies of modern language, rejoice! Here dwells a veritable treasure trove of alternatives that could elevate your grocery list into a Shakespearean soliloquy. Let’s not overlook the practicalities. Imagine the sheer delight of flipping to “defeated” and discovering “vanquished,” “subdued,” and “overwhelmed.” Each entry becomes a mini-adventure, a choice between befuddlement and enlightenment. You may even find that your email correspondence with your boss transforms from mundane to majestic with just a few carefully chosen replacements—after all, asking for a “slight extension” to a deadline could easily morph into a request for an “expansion of the temporal parameters.” Discover the thrill of redundancy—why say "very good" when "exceedingly proficient" exists? Impress your friends (or bewilder them) with your newfound lexicon. Perfect for those awkward dinner parties where conversation runs dry. Ideal for anyone trying to sound intellectually superior while discussing the merits of tea. Use it as a conversation starter when all else fails—everyone loves a good thesaurus story! Condition: This copy is used, which means it carries that delightful patina of history—much like a well-loved armchair or a vintage vinyl record. Expect some bent corners, the occasional coffee stain (a battle scar from its previous owner’s caffeine-fueled creativity), and possibly a few pages that have been creatively dog-eared in moments of inspiration. It wears its age with pride, like a badge of honour for the literary enthusiast who revels in the notion that this book, despite its quirks, is still chock-full of vocabulary gems waiting to be rediscovered. So, whether you are a budding wordsmith, a seasoned scholar, or simply someone in need of a good laugh while trying to articulate your feelings about that last soggy biscuit, “The New Roget’s Thesaurus of the English Language in Dictionary Form” promises to deliver. It sits patiently on your shelf, ever ready to lend a hand—or a word—when you find your expressive capabilities in a state of emergency. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, and let your language soar with the grandiosity of a thousand synonyms. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/700/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-rogets-thesaurus-in-dictionary-form.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Putnam no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-698 Skinny legs and all by Tom Robbins Let us take a moment to ponder the peculiar title of this literary endeavor, "Skinny Legs and All." One might wonder if it refers to a particularly malnourished octopus or perhaps a fashion statement gone awry. Regardless, Tom Robbins, the wordsmith extraordinaire, presents us with a whimsical exploration of life that’s as unpredictable as a cat at a dog show. Published by Bantam Books in 1990, this curious piece is sure to delight those who revel in the eccentricities of the human experience—or, at least, those who appreciate skinny legs. As you flip the pages of this used tome, you may find yourself grappling not only with the dialogue but also with the very notion of existence itself. Is it a philosophical treatise draped in the garb of a quirky novel? Or perhaps it’s a madcap romp through the absurdities of modern life, featuring protagonists who are not just characters, but ideas on a long and winding stroll through consciousness? With Robbins, one never knows; he has a knack for keeping readers off balance, much like a tightrope walker in a windstorm. Imagine a narrative where metaphors cavort like drunken squirrels, and symbolism is as abundant as questionable fashion choices at a summer festival. "Skinny Legs and All" promises to serve up a generous helping of verbal gymnastics and surreal escapades. You might even find yourself pondering the deeper implications of “skinny legs” in a society that often rewards the rotund and the ostentatious. Who knew there was such a philosophical conundrum lurking just beneath the surface of a whimsical title? Robbins’ prose is akin to a kaleidoscope, spinning vibrant images that dance before your eyes, often leaving you questioning if you’ve just witnessed a moment of sheer brilliance or a literary train wreck. Here are a few dangers you may encounter while navigating this peculiar landscape: Unexpected bursts of poetic rapture that may leave you both enlightened and confused. Characters who seem to possess more quirks than a vintage radio dial. Conversations that twist and turn like a roller coaster designed by a particularly eccentric architect. Life lessons sprinkled throughout, akin to confetti at a parade—delightful yet a tad messy. Occasional urges to put down your modern-day distractions and ponder the essence of your own skinny legs. Published in 1990, this enchanting narrative is a product of its era—a time when readers were beginning to embrace the quirky side of literature with open arms and questioning minds. It’s a whimsical reflection of the tumultuous transition from the mundane to the fantastical, where skinny legs could become metaphors for liberation, identity, or perhaps just a good laugh. Condition: This book has seen its fair share of adventures, with pages that have turned many a time, perhaps while perched precariously on the edge of a bathtub or amidst a particularly raucous book club meeting. Expect dog-eared corners and the faint scent of nostalgia, mingling with the remnants of tea stains that might carry their own stories. Each imperfection serves as a testament to its journey through time and space, inviting you to join in the mischief. So, if you’re searching for a literary experience that deviates from the norm, look no further than "Skinny Legs and All." It’s the perfect companion for those who enjoy pondering the eccentricities of life while sipping herbal tea in a café that feels a bit too artsy for its own good. You might even find yourself purchasing another copy for a friend—though, let’s be honest, they probably won’t appreciate it as much as you do since they lack your exquisite taste in the weird and wonderful. In this delightful offering from Crappy Old Books, you will find verses that tickle the mind and characters that challenge the very fabric of reality. Who knows, perhaps by the end, you’ll be strutting your own skinny legs with newfound confidence, transformed by the whimsical chaos that Robbins so masterfully conjures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/698/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/skinny-legs-and-all.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553289695 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-697 Across The Years by Emilie Loring In the dizzying swirl of 1967, when bell-bottoms were king and the Beatles were busy redefining music as we knew it, Emilie Loring emerged with a tome so whimsically romantic that it seems almost a relic of a bygone era, despite its relative youth. "Across The Years" whispers promises of love, intrigue, and perhaps a hint of melodrama, nestled comfortably in the ever-charming embrace of Bantam Romance’s aesthetic. A cover adorned with pastel hues, swirls, and a couple gazing deeply into each other’s eyes—one can almost hear the faint strains of a harpsichord as they crack the spine on this literary artifact. Now, one might wonder, what tales of enchantment await within these pages? Perhaps it is a sweetly tangled yarn that traverses the banalities of daily life while simultaneously tackling profound existential questions—like whether to order tea or coffee at that quaint little café around the corner. The protagonist, undoubtedly equipped with a penchant for deep contemplation, may find themselves entangled in a love triangle so intricate it would make a pretzel seem straightforward. Or perhaps it’s a whimsical travelogue of the heart, where every mile travelled is a step closer to finding true love, or at least a decent cup of Earl Grey. Readers may encounter characters so vividly drawn they could practically leap off the page, clutching teacups and wearing hats that might have their own Instagram accounts. You might meet the dashing hero with a penchant for the dramatic, whose brooding glances could inspire a thousand swoons and the occasional eye-roll. Or the heroine, whose fierce independence is as sharp as her wit and whose love for knitting is only outmatched by her love for… well, knitting. Yes, the complexities of romance are laid bare here, much like one’s unfortunate choice of wallpaper that is now slightly peeling. The overarching theme remains shrouded in mystery, as it’s likely that Loring has crafted a narrative that dances through time itself, much like one of those peculiar clocks with the whimsical hands that seem to operate solely on whimsy. What is love, if not a series of misadventures across the years? Each chapter could easily serve as a gentle reminder that life is but a collection of awkward moments strung together like a mismatched necklace—each piece distinct and oddly charming in its own way. Condition: This particular copy of "Across The Years" has been previously enjoyed by someone with a taste for the slightly eccentric. Expect dog-eared pages that suggest a well-loved read, and ink stains that hint at a passionate writing session or perhaps an overzealous tea spill. The cover may show signs of wear, much like a beloved old armchair that has seen better days but still holds a certain charm in its faded upholstery. It is a book that has lived, and now it seeks a new home, a new reader, and perhaps a new cup of tea. As you sit down with this quirky relic, consider the endless possibilities that lie within its pages. Each turn offers the chance to escape to a realm where love conquers all, where misunderstandings are swiftly resolved, and where time itself feels less like a thief and more like an enthusiastic storyteller. Loring’s prose wraps around the reader like an old cardigan—comfortable, slightly frayed at the edges, yet imbued with a warmth that is hard to resist. So grab your fanciest tea set, prepare for an evening of delightful reading, and venture into the whimsical world of "Across The Years." It’s a journey that promises to entertain, amuse, and perhaps even provoke a chuckle or two at the absurdity of love and life. After all, where else can one find such a captivating blend of romance and nostalgia, all neatly packaged within the somewhat whimsical walls of Crappy Old Books? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/697/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/across-the-years.jpg 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Romance no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-696 The Cowboy by Jayne Ann Krentz In a world where cowboys are no longer just the figments of wild imaginations or the dusty old dreams of a bygone era, Jayne Ann Krentz’s "The Cowboy" gallops onto the scene with all the grace of a two-legged horse. Published in the late 90s, when everyone was still questioning whether they should hold on to their VHS tapes or embrace the burgeoning world of DVDs, this literary offering brings a refreshing, albeit slightly wobbly, take on the archetypal cowboy. It’s the perfect read for those who find themselves pining for rugged simplicity while simultaneously enjoying the occasional latte. Our authoress, known for spinning tales that often blend romance with a dash of suspense, takes us on a dusty trail where grit meets glamour. Imagine, if you will, a dusty saloon that serves lattes instead of whiskey, and where the cowpoke is not just a skilled wrangler of cattle but also has an impressive collection of artisanal hair products. Who says you can’t be rugged and fabulous? Not Krentz, that’s for sure! Set against the backdrop of a modernized Wild West, "The Cowboy" is a cocktail that mingles the classic with the contemporary. You might find a rugged cowboy strumming a banjo while simultaneously updating his Instagram feed, capturing that perfect sunset shot—because even cowboys need likes. Krentz appears to have embraced the absurdity of the cowboy mythos while slyly nudging it into an era where the only thing more plentiful than tumbleweeds is social media influencers. As you navigate the pages, be prepared to encounter a cast of characters that might just have stepped out of a reality TV show. Here, the love interests are as complex as a five-part series on the intricacies of sock knitting. You may also come across philosophical debates about the best type of saddle and heated arguments over which breed of horse makes for the best Instagram model. These are not your average cowboys; they have opinions, and they’re not afraid to express them! If you’ve ever wondered how the rough-and-tumble lives of cowboys could possibly intersect with the wider world of self-help books, then prepare for a high-stakes game of horseshoes that doubles as a life lesson. It’s like attending a seminar led by your favourite aunt who once took a trip to Wyoming and decided to write a book about it—with only half the details correct but with an abundance of enthusiasm. However, let’s not overlook the book’s condition, because "used" is not just a label; it’s a lifestyle choice. It implies that this book has lived, loved, and perhaps been left in the backseat of a car while its owner was busy contemplating the merits of a vegan lifestyle. The covers may be slightly dog-eared and the spine could be as flexible as a yoga instructor—but that merely adds to its character. There’s something deeply reassuring about a book that shows signs of having been read, much like finding a cozy sweater in a thrift shop that smells faintly of freedom and adventure. Condition: Used, but understandingly weathered, this copy of "The Cowboy" is primed to accompany you on your next adventure—perhaps to the coffee shop around the corner where you can pretend to be writing your own cowboy saga. This charming relic boasts pages that are yellowed with age, just enough to give it that authentic “I’ve been through a lot” feel, and it’s ready to become a part of your collection of curious oddities. So, if you fancy a literary romp through a world where cowboys sip cappuccinos and debate the latest TikTok trends, look no further than this quirky piece by Krentz. It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter, a potential coffee stain collector, and a perfect addition to your bookshelf from Crappy Old Books. Get ready to saddle up and enjoy the ride! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/696/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-cowboy.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mira 9781551664941 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-695 Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen In a world where the most scandalous event is the unfortunate misplacement of a bonnet, Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice” takes us on a delightful romp through the insufferable intricacies of early 19th-century British society—if early 19th-century British society had been stuffed into a time capsule and unearthed in the 1980s, that is. Published by Oxford University Press, this particular edition is a paradox in itself: a genteel classic with a decidedly modern flair, wrapped in the kind of cover that might make you question whether you’re about to embark on a genteel exploration of societal mores or a stilted lecture on the history of neckwear. Picture this: a time when a well-turned phrase could launch a thousand ships—or at the very least, leave a lasting impression at tea. Our protagonist, Elizabeth Bennet, navigates the treacherous waters of marital prospects with the grace of a swan and the wit of a particularly sharp-tongued parrot. She finds herself entangled in a web of societal expectations, where a mere glance can mean the difference between a romantic rendezvous and a trip to the dreaded spinsterhood. Yet, amidst the glimmering chandeliers and elaborate ballrooms lies a world of unspoken truths and ironic misunderstandings. This edition, printed in the very heart of the 1980s, raises more questions than it answers. Did Austen foresee the future? Did she sense that her characters would be as relevant to the era of shoulder pads and cassette tapes as they were to the Regency period? With every turn of the page, readers are invited to contemplate the absurdity of love, class, and the fact that people were still grappling with the same social faux pas while updating their hairstyles. But let us not forget the charming array of characters! From the haughty Mr. Darcy, whose brooding demeanor might just be a cover for an acute case of social anxiety, to the delightfully silly Mrs. Bennet, who could be the original reality TV star with her flair for melodrama. Each character is painstakingly crafted to reflect the quirks of their time, yet somehow they feel all too relatable in our own perpetually awkward age. You might even find yourself rolling your eyes in recognition at their antics. More than just a romantic tale, “Pride and Prejudice” serves up a smorgasbord of social commentary, reminding us that people in the past had their own versions of Instagram filters and Tinder profiles—all wrapped in the enchanting allure of historical fiction. The biting satire is as sharp as Lizzy’s wit, and if you squint just right, you can almost see the echoes of modern dating disasters playing out in Austen’s parlor rooms. Condition: This used copy has seen better days—perhaps during a particularly spirited book club meeting where assumptions were made and tea was spilled. The spine is a bit cracked, likely from overzealous page flipping, and the edges are dog-eared like an overly enthusiastic reader took copious notes on every deliciously ironic turn of phrase. There’s a faint scent of old paper that could take you back to a time when reading was a decidedly less digital affair, and the only notifications you received were the ones from your local library. What’s more, the margins have been lovingly annotated by a previous owner who clearly had strong feelings about the romantic inclinations of Mr. Darcy and perhaps even a few too many opinions on lace collars. This book may not just be a window into Austen’s world but also a peek into the musings of a fellow reader, who likely had their own battles with love and societal expectations—much like we all do today. So, if you ever find yourself pondering what it must have been like to navigate the complexities of love while wearing corsets and dodging societal expectations, look no further than this quirky Oxford edition of “Pride and Prejudice.” It’s a delightful addition to your bookshelf—especially if you fancy a good chuckle at the absurdities of human nature. You won’t just be buying a book; you’ll be acquiring a piece of history, as sold by Crappy Old Books, that may even make you feel better about your own dating escapades. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/695/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pride-and-prejudice.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192815033 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-693 Emily Post On Entertaining by Elizabeth L Post Ah, the 1987 classic "Emily Post On Entertaining," where the very act of hosting transforms into an Olympic event, complete with etiquette hurdles and social faux pas hurdles. Penned by the great Elizabeth L. Post, this peculiar tome seeks to catapult you into the rarefied air of polite society, where serving hors d’oeuvres is as serious a business as running a small country. Forget the digital age; this is your guide to navigating the treacherous waters of social gatherings while maintaining an air of grace that would make even the Queen raise an eyebrow in approval. What, you might ask, is the secret sauce of a successful soirée according to Ms. Post? Well, packed within these pages are age-old secrets that promise to elevate your gatherings from the mundane to the magnificently formal. You’ll unearth invaluable tips such as the proper number of forks to use (spoiler: it’s more than you think), how to engage in scintillating conversation without ever mentioning the weather, and the fine art of deflecting inquiries about your life choices with a well-timed “How about those local sports teams?” In the age of Instagram and TikTok, one might wonder if the wisdom of Emily Post still holds weight. However, fear not, for this volume is a veritable time capsule filled with the kind of social graces that have been lost in the whirlwind of modernity. Why not resurrect the forgotten art of handwritten invitations instead of firing off an impersonal text? With this book, you’ll learn that to entertain is not merely to host; it is to curate a delicate ballet of social interaction where every sip of tea and every canapé is carefully choreographed. Condition: Used. This book has bravely survived the test of time and the ravages of various tea-stained fingers, dollops of whipped cream, and a mysterious smear of what might once have been a high-society pâté. Each dog-eared page whispers tales of dinner parties gone right, or perhaps wrong, but who’s counting when you have such delightful anecdotes to share? The cover might have seen better days, but like a well-loved sofa, it exudes character—perfect for any aspiring hostess who loves a touch of vintage charm. Moreover, the pages are adorned with delightful illustrations that seem to suggest that even the most awkward of missteps can be redeemed with a polite smile and a hastily concocted excuse. Want to know how to handle an unexpected guest who turns out to be a little too fond of the cheese platter? Emily’s got you covered. You’ll learn that sometimes the best entertainment is watching your guests navigate the minefield of social norms you’ve strategically laid out. But wait, there’s more! The book also features a riveting chapter on the etiquette of sending thank-you notes post-gathering, a ritual that has sadly fallen by the wayside in today’s fast-paced world. Imagine your guests’ surprise as they receive a handwritten note, elegantly crafted and void of emojis, thanking them for their delightful company. Surely a gesture that will elevate you to the status of modern-day Martha Stewart—minus the criminal record, of course. In conclusion, "Emily Post On Entertaining" is a treasure trove of wisdom that brings a refreshing twist to our contemporary world, reminding us that gathering friends and family is more than just a reason to swipe right on a catering service. It’s an art form, a performance, and perhaps even a rite of passage, all orchestrated under the watchful eye of Ms. Post. So, dust off those china plates, put on your fanciest clothes, and prepare to dazzle, all while avoiding the dreadful blunder of serving a wine that is not, in fact, a vintage. Available now at Crappy Old Books—because every host deserves a little help from the past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/693/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/emily-post-on-entertaining.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Perennial Library 9780062740069 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-692 Earl Mindells Vitamin Bible by Earl Mindell In a world where the daily intake of kale can incite a riot, and the debate over coconut oil rages fiercer than the Battle of Hastings, we present to you "Earl Mindell’s Vitamin Bible" - a veritable tome of nutritional revelations that might just make you question your very existence. Published in 1982, this dubious treasure from Warner Books is less a guide and more a nostalgic jaunt into the past when people believed that a daily dose of vitamin C could cure everything from the common cold to existential dread. Imagine, if you will, a time when health food stores were still a curious novelty, and the phrase "health nut" conjured images of energetic types in headbands sipping wheatgrass smoothies while wearing socks with sandals. Earl Mindell, our intrepid guide through this vitamin-laden labyrinth, offers you an assortment of vitamins, minerals, and herbal remedies guaranteed to make you feel like a walking pharmacy. Prepare yourself for an encyclopedic exploration of nutrients that may or may not cure what ails you, but will certainly provide excellent conversation starters at your next dinner party. If you’ve ever found yourself wondering which obscure supplement might enhance your aura or elevate your chakras, this book is your new best friend. With a title like "Vitamin Bible," you might expect a divine revelation or two, but instead, you’ll find a cornucopia of advice that ranges from the enlightening to the head-scratching. Did you know that zinc might be the answer to all your problems? Or that fish oil can make your hair shinier than a freshly polished doorknob? Earl offers an endless supply of wisdom mixed with a healthy dash of 1980s optimism. But don’t be fooled! This book is not merely a collection of health tips. It’s a manifesto! A rallying cry for the weary souls who have wandered too far into the land of fast food and instant gratification. And here’s where it gets delightfully ironic: while it promises to lead you on a path to health and enlightenment, the earnestness of Mindell’s advice comes with a side of perplexity. You may find yourself asking, “Is this really the cure for my insomnia, or have I just been duped into believing that I need to drink beetroot juice three times a day?” The book itself boasts a cornfield of information, and much like a good old-fashioned trip to the local market, you never know what oddities you’ll stumble upon. The chapters are packed with such eclectic tidbits that you might just find yourself chuckling at the sheer audacity of the claims. Some highlights of this nutritional odyssey include: A comprehensive guide to the world of vitamins that reads like a game of chance. Strange remedies that will make you wonder if Earl has mistakenly wandered into a witch’s coven. A cavalcade of testimonials that could easily double as a soap opera script. Recipes that feature ingredients you’ve never heard of, and probably won’t find at your local supermarket. A chapter on the "spiritual" benefits of vitamins - because why shouldn’t your supplements also feed your soul? Condition: This particular copy has been previously owned, which means it carries the weight of history and possibly the faint scent of an unidentifiable herbal tea. Expect some dog-eared pages and perhaps the occasional underlined sentence, indicating someone’s fervent enthusiasm for vitamin D. It shows signs of love and neglect, much like the gym membership you bought in January only to abandon by February. The pages are yellowed, and the cover bears the marks of time, so it’s perfect for those who appreciate character in their literature. Ultimately, "Earl Mindell’s Vitamin Bible" is not just a book; it’s an experience. A strange, nostalgic, and occasionally bewildering experience that invites you to ponder the mysteries of nutrition while questioning every dietary choice you’ve ever made. So why not take a leap of faith? Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books and embark on a whimsical adventure through the kaleidoscopic world of micronutrients. Who knows, you might just find the secret to eternal youth or, at the very least, a reason to keep that multi-vitamin subscription going. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/692/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/vitamin-bible.jpg 5.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446306263 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-691 How To Draw and Paint by Henry Gasser Ah, the 1964 masterpiece “How To Draw and Paint” by the illustrious Henry Gasser—an art instruction manual that has somehow survived the decades like a scruffy cat that refuses to die, even as it dodges the metaphorical traffic of modernity. One can only imagine Gasser, clad in a beret and a paint-smeared smock, sitting amidst a swirling storm of oil paints, charcoal, and existential dread, as he endeavours to impart the secrets of artistic prowess to the unsuspecting public. What could possibly go wrong? Written in a time when artists still believed that creativity could be streamlined like a factory assembly line, this delightful tome takes you on a journey through the world of brush strokes, color theory, and the kind of self-doubt that comes with being caught in a staring contest with an unfinished canvas. With diagrams that may or may not have been produced during a particularly frantic coffee break, Gasser offers insights that might just have you questioning whether you should take up finger painting instead. After all, who needs precision when you’ve got passion? In this book, Gasser’s words leap off the page with all the grace of a drunken gazelle. He covers various topics that will either ignite your artistic flame or make you want to toss your paintbrush out the nearest window. Among the glorious secrets contained within these pages are: The best way to make your canvas look like a confused abstract expression of your innermost thoughts. How to mix colours in a manner that suggests you might have had a fight with a rainbow. Techniques for creating stunning landscapes that, if squinted at just right, might remind you of a scene from a holiday postcard. And the ever-elusive ’how to draw without inadvertently conjuring the spirit of a five-year-old’s crayon masterpiece.’ Plus, a helpful section on the fine art of framing your work, so that no one will ever know what you actually created. As you flip through the pages, you can’t help but feel a sense of camaraderie with Gasser, a man who either had a tremendous amount of faith in humanity’s creative potential or an insatiable desire to watch the world suffer through poorly executed still lifes. The pages exude a certain charm that can only come from a book that has been read, re-read, and perhaps even used as a makeshift coffee table during that one particularly uninspired Sunday afternoon. Condition: Used, but barely. You see, this copy has all the telltale signs of a book that has been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps by a soul seeking artistic enlightenment or someone just trying to figure out what to do with the last of their paint supplies from the early ’80s. It’s got creased corners, a cover that has seen better days, and the kind of slightly yellowed pages that suggest an air of nostalgia, or maybe just a touch of mildew. Either way, this volume is full of character—much like the drawings you will produce after following Gasser’s instructions (or lack thereof). So whether you’re a seasoned artist looking for that elusive spark, or an enthusiastic novice whose greatest achievement is a stick figure that somehow resembles a malfunctioning octopus, “How To Draw and Paint” holds the promise of both intrigue and bewilderment. Perhaps you will emerge from its pages equipped to create the next masterpiece—or at least, to keep your refrigerator adorned with colourful mishaps that will confuse your guests and delight your cat. Available exclusively at Crappy Old Books, where every book comes with a story and a side of irony. Who knows? You might even find your inner Gasser lurking within its worn pages, ready to spring forth and create chaos on canvas—or at the very least, in your living room. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/691/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-draw-and-paint.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-689 Battlestar Galactica by Glen A Larsen and Robert Thurston Battlestar Galactica (1978) Glen A. Larsen & Robert Thurston — Scholastic ISBN: 42504078X Condition: Used (and proudly so) Strap yourself in, aspiring star warriors, for a gloriously dog-eared journey aboard the last battlestar in the galaxy — a vessel that has survived Cylon onslaughts, cosmic peril, and, apparently, the tender mercies of Crappy Old Books’ pre-owned inventory system. This 1978 novelisation, penned by Glen A. Larsen and Robert Thurston, delivers all the bristling laser fire, square-jawed heroics, and retro-futuristic earnestness you could cram into a paperback that has definitely been read at least twice by someone who may or may not have spilt instant coffee on chapter three. Inside these slightly yellowed pages lies the saga of Commander Adama and his determined rag-tag fleet fleeing the chrome-domed Cylons — a mechanical menace so committed to galactic domination that they apparently had no time to invent necks. Meanwhile, Starbuck smokes enough cigars to qualify as an airborne chimney, Apollo broods in a handsomely responsible fashion, and Cassiopeia somehow maintains perfect hair despite living in a cramped starship that almost certainly smells like warmed batteries and space-socks. Is it high art? Absolutely — if your definition of high art includes planet-levelling lasers, space dogfights choreographed like disco numbers, and an opening epigraph that practically shouts 1970s! in eight different fonts. This book is the perfect companion for anyone nostalgic for the era when sci-fi effects were 80% imagination, 15% matte painting, and 5% visible wires. In novel form, of course, the only wires are the ones binding the spine… which, in this particular copy, may be holding on through sheer willpower and the faint hope of a new owner. Yes, this edition comes in Used condition — but at Crappy Old Books, we prefer the term “pre-apocalyptically distressed.” Expect slight wear, a few characterful creases, and maybe a Cylon thumbprint or two. Think of it as authentic patina, the kind that says: this book has lived… and possibly survived at least one bookshelf collapse. Perfect for collectors, nostalgists, sci-fi archaeologists, and anyone who believes humanity’s future rests in the hands of a man named after a sportswear brand. So go on — add this vintage slice of cosmic earnestness to your library. The Cylons are still out there, the fleet needs you, and this book needs a new home before it becomes sentient out of sheer loneliness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/689/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/battlestar-galactica.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scholastic 9780708814901 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-687 Malice in Cornwall by Graham Thomas In a world where the Cornish coastline is more than just a picturesque backdrop for pasty enthusiasts, Graham Thomas invites readers to plunge into the murky depths of deceit and deceitfulness, aptly titled "Malice in Cornwall." Published in the twilight years of the 1990s, this thrilling romp through Cornwall’s cliffs and cottages promises to serve up a spicy dish of intrigue, garnished with a side of seaside scandal. Forget your ordinary tales of clotted cream and scones; this is a narrative that might leave you questioning your next trip to the beach. As you embark on this literary adventure, you may find yourself perched on a rickety deck chair, squinting at the horizon, considering whether the crashing waves sound more like the whispers of nefarious plotting or merely the wind’s attempt at a good old Cornish accent. The book’s cover, adorned with ominous waves and shadows, suggests that even the seagulls are in on the conspiracy. And what better setting for a tale of malice than a place known for its stunning views and questionable pastimes, like competitive bucket-and-spade building? Our hero—or perhaps anti-hero, depending on how you feel about dinner parties gone awry—stumbles through a labyrinth of local gossip, oddball characters, and enough red herrings to stock a fishmonger’s display. The dialogue snaps like a malfunctioning crab trap, and the descriptions are as vivid as a sunburnt tourist’s upper arms. Readers may find themselves laughing at the absurdity of it all while simultaneously clutching their pearls at the sheer audacity of human folly. After all, who knew that the quaint charm of Cornwall could harbor such malevolence? Among the cast of eccentric locals, you might just meet: A retired sea captain with a penchant for conspiracy theories and overly elaborate nautical diagrams. A baker whose pastries are suspiciously shaped like various criminal implements. A village gossip so well-informed that even the postman is wary of her. A dog with a nose for trouble—and more importantly, a taste for stolen fish and chip scraps. A mysterious stranger whose arrival seems to coincide with an unfortunate series of “accidental” drownings. As the plot thickens like a Cornish fog, the reader is left to ponder whether malice is a natural byproduct of the idyllic landscape or whether the locals have simply taken a page from the playbook of their dastardly ancestors. Graham Thomas weaves a tale that is as twisted as a Cornish lane, leaving readers questioning not just the characters’ motives but also their own choice of holiday destinations. Condition: This particular volume comes to you in a gently used state, with a few dog-eared pages and the subtle scent of past beach days lingering in the air. The spine is a tad worn, perhaps from the previous owner’s fervent reading sessions—or maybe it was mistaken for a picnic blanket during a particularly uninspired outdoor gathering. Either way, it adds character, much like the eccentric villagers you’ll meet within these pages. So, whether you’re a Cornwall aficionado, a mystery lover, or simply someone who enjoys a good chuckle at the expense of human folly, “Malice in Cornwall” offers a delightful escape from the mundane. Just remember to pack some snacks; you might find the tension too thick to stomach without a bit of sustenance. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirks of literature and the absurdity of existence, one slightly battered book at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/687/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/malice-in-cornwall.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ivy Books 9780804116565 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-685 Minnesota Strip by Michael Collins Welcome to a world where the land of 10,000 lakes becomes the backdrop for even more, shall we say, unconventional escapades. Michael Collins takes us on a wild ride through the somewhat dubious alleys and neon-lit corners of Minnesota in his 1988 masterpiece, "Minnesota Strip." With a title that might make you think of a local ballet troupe performing in nothing but snowshoes, fear not; this is not your average cultural exploration of the North Star State. Instead, prepare for an unusual mash-up of grit, glamour, and possibly questionable life choices. The year is 1988, an era where mullets reign supreme and cassette tapes are still the preferred medium for a road trip playlist. Picture a time when "Minnesota Strip" was fresh off the press, and readers were eager to uncover what this peculiar title would unravel. Spoiler alert: it’s not a guide to the best places to get a hotdish. Collins takes us through the murky waters of a world where survival might just depend on one’s ability to navigate the social landscape—preferably while donning a parka and clutching a cup of lukewarm coffee. As you flip through the pages, you may encounter a cast of characters that could only exist in a place where ice fishing meets existential crisis. From melancholic poets longing for an artistic breakthrough to opportunistic entrepreneurs hawking their wares at the local swap meet, every page is a delightful stroll through the absurd. Their adventures are intertwined with the chilling winds of Minnesota, raising the question: Is it the cold that makes them quirky, or are they simply a product of their icy environment? This book, though undoubtedly a literary endeavor, also serves as a social commentary wrapped in an enigmatic riddle. Collins invites us to ponder the following: what does it mean to exist on the fringes of society? Is it merely a lifestyle choice or a desperate response to the biting cold? The prose dances between the lines of satire and sincerity, compelling readers to question their own choices while chuckling at the absurdity of life in the frozen Midwest. But let’s not forget the elusive Minnesota Strip itself—a metaphorical and literal strip that seems to embody the duality of human experience. Whether it’s about the layers we wear or the facades we maintain, Collins seems to be peeling back the onion of human relationships, albeit in a way that leaves you scratching your head while simultaneously guffawing. Could this be a revelation or just a cruel joke played by an author with a mischievous wink? The hallmark of 1980s literature is often the blend of social commentary with a hint of dark humor, and Collins certainly doesn’t shy away from that tradition. You may find yourself laughing out loud at the absurdity one moment and then sobering up as the stark realities of life in Minnesota set in the next. It’s a whirlwind of emotional whiplash, and you’ll likely finish the book unsure whether you need a stiff drink or a warm cup of cocoa—or both. Condition: Used, this book has been through the wringer, perhaps mirroring the emotional journeys of its characters. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (which adds character), and perhaps a faint scent of something that might resemble nostalgia—or was that just last week’s leftovers? Each imperfection tells a story of its own, much like the tales woven within. So if you’re in the mood for a narrative that straddles the line between the bizarre and the brilliant, "Minnesota Strip" may just be the read for you. Grab your wool socks, a tin of lutefisk, and prepare for a journey through the eccentricities of life as Michael Collins sees it. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate literary oddities like no one else! Is it a book? Is it a reflection of society? Or is it just a clever excuse to escape into the icy depths of Minnesota? Only you can decide. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/685/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/minnessota-strip.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Worldwide 9780373970933 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-683 The Runaway Jury by John Grisham In the hallowed halls of legal drama, where courtroom theatrics reign supreme and every lawyer feels an unshakable need to shout “objection!” at the faintest hint of a sneeze, John Grisham’s *The Runaway Jury* emerges like a caffeinated barrister on a tight deadline. Published in 1997 by the ever-so-aptly named Island Books—one can only assume they meant an island of unsold novels adrift in the sea of mediocrity—this tome questions the very fabric of justice, or at least the fabric of how to produce a bestseller that feels just a smidge like a courtroom procedural on steroids. In a plot that is so thick with conspiratorial subterfuge that you might need a map and a hearty snack to navigate it, we are invited to peruse the intricacies of jury tampering. Yes, that’s right! Jury tampering: the ultimate social experiment where people pay to sit around in a room and pray that they don’t become the next contestant on the “Who Wants to Be a Jury?” game show. Grisham, the maestro of legal thrillers, leads us on a merry chase through the legal labyrinth, armed with little more than charisma, wit, and an alarming number of courtroom metaphors that could challenge even the most seasoned barrister. As our protagonists—who probably have names and a semblance of backstory—engage in what can only be described as a high-stakes game of Monopoly, we find ourselves pondering the great mysteries of the universe. Can a jury be swayed with pizza? Is it possible that jurors are simply overgrown children who require a bribe to settle their differences? Are lawyers merely caffeine-fueled puppets pulled by the strings of corporate overlords? These questions, my dear readers, are left tantalizingly unanswered. But rest assured, the suspense is palpable, or at least it would be if the characters had any depth. Grisham’s narrative style dances like a drunken uncle at a wedding—awkward, energetic, and utterly engrossing for the first few moments until you realize you’re trapped and just wanting to go home. With each turn of the page, you may find yourself entranced, blissfully ignoring the fact that you’re still not quite sure who is who or why they’re doing what they’re doing. But fear not! With a plot thicker than a legal brief, it is almost certain that something, somewhere, will eventually make sense. Or not. Who’s keeping track? And let us not forget the supporting cast! Characters parade across the pages like contestants on a reality show, each more outlandish than the last. From the scheming attorneys with questionable hairstyles to the jury members who may or may not have left their brains at the door, it’s a veritable smorgasbord of cliché-driven personas. It’s as if Grisham consulted a ‘How to Write Stereotypes’ manual, and frankly, it works in a hilariously tragic sort of way. Condition: Used, which means this book has been lovingly handled by previous readers who may have had varying levels of attachment to its soggy pages and the faint scent of stale coffee. You might discover the odd marginalia; perhaps a reader’s desperate attempt to make sense of the plot or simply a doodle of a cat. Rest assured, this book has lived a life full of twists and turns, much like the plot it contains. So if you’re in the mood for a legal thriller that’s equal parts satire and bewilderment, grab *The Runaway Jury*. Just don’t expect to walk away with any newfound wisdom about the justice system—or, indeed, any semblance of clarity about who did what and why. This is a ride best enjoyed with a hearty dose of irony, preferably in a crowded café where the background noise will drown out any existential musings you may have. After all, when it comes to the world of Grisham, clarity is overrated. Treat yourself to this absurd voyage through legal pandemonium, available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where every book has a story—even if that story is mostly incoherent. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/683/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-runaway-jury.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Island Books 9780440221470 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-680 Forerunner Foray by Andre Norton Step right up, dear bibliophile, and prepare to embark on a dazzling literary expedition unlike any you may have encountered in your quest for the obscure! "Forerunner Foray," penned by the illustrious Andre Norton in the year of bell-bottoms and disco balls—1973—promises to whisk you away to realms of speculative wonder, albeit in the charmingly tattered state that can only be bestowed by the passage of time and the hands of countless previous readers. Published by Ace Books, which may or may not have had a particularly ambitious approach to cover art, this tome beckons to the brave souls seeking both adventure and a slight whiff of mustiness. As the title suggests, you might think you’re gearing up for an expedition into a future rife with technological marvels or an interstellar jaunt involving daring space pirates. However, prepare your expectations for a gentle nudge—perhaps a bemused smile—because this foray into the unknown may just serve as a delightful reminder of all the things that remain entirely unexplained. One mustn’t expect a straightforward narrative; oh no! Instead, Norton offers a meandering journey that prompts more questions than it answers, much like your last visit to the dentist. Join our intrepid hero (or heroine, or perhaps a well-meaning alien anthropologist—who’s to say?) as they navigate a landscape of poorly defined boundaries, both geographical and existential. In a narrative style that can only be described as "retro avant-garde," readers are taken on a whimsical ride through the author’s rich imagination—one that perhaps had a touch more caffeine than clarity. The characters? They exist in various states of intrigue, confusion, and occasionally, what appears to be a snack break in the middle of a cosmic crisis. Ah, the joys of science fiction! What will you find within these pages? A veritable treasure trove of themes that could be interpreted with a generous sprinkling of irony: the futility of human ambition, the baffling nature of advanced civilizations, and possibly the continued relevance of plaid. Norton, known for her deft world-building, invites you to ponder what it means to be a ’forerunner’ in a world that often feels like a chaotic race where everyone forgot to set their watches. Strap in; it’s going to be a bumpy ride! Now, if you’ve managed to persevere thus far, you might be wondering about the condition of this particular edition. Condition: Used, with the charming creases and dog-eared pages that only a few decades of intense literary love can impart. It has clearly been read by someone who may or may not have had the foresight to invest in a proper bookmark; there are sporadic coffee stains that lend an air of authenticity and perhaps a hint of intrigue. The cover shows signs of wear, as if it, too, has been on its own foray into the great unknown, but it still retains an unmistakable charm—one that only old books can boast without a hint of embarrassment. So, dear reader, are you ready to plunge into a world where the narrative may not necessarily follow a linear path, and where every page could lead you to the next puzzling thought, or possibly the last slice of pizza left over from a late-night reading party? Join the ranks of those who appreciate the quirky, the strange, and the beautifully imperfect. Let "Forerunner Foray" be your companion on this bizarre journey, as you navigate through prose that may make you laugh, cry, or simply scratch your head in confusion. In conclusion, if you find yourself wandering the aisles of Crappy Old Books, keep an eye out for this gem of perplexity. It might just be the perfect addition to your collection of literary curiosities—an artifact of yesteryear that reminds you that not all adventures need to make sense, and some are best taken with a generous dose of irony and a side of nostalgia. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/680/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/forerunner-foray.jpg 350.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-677 Loving Promises by Gail Gaymer Martin In the wild and often baffling world of early 21st-century publishing, Gail Gaymer Martin’s "Loving Promises" emerges like a slightly tarnished angel — not quite haloed, but definitely winged and fluttering about aimlessly. Published by Steeple Hill in 2005, this treasure promises to take you on a journey through the tangled vines of hope, desire, and the occasional existential crisis. But don’t let its unassuming cover fool you; this book is more than just a collection of words; it’s an exercise in emotional aerobics and literary limbo. With a title that sounds like a Hallmark card on a particularly sentimental day, you might be tempted to expect the kind of saccharine sweetness that makes your teeth ache. Fear not, for the prose inside is a strange cocktail of earnestness and irony, leaving you wondering if someone spiked the punch. Here, readers are invited to navigate the perilous waters of relationships — expect a few waves of angst, a drizzle of passion, and perhaps a rogue squall of confusion. It’s the kind of book that makes you think, “Ah yes, love is like a box of chocolates — primarily filled with questionable coconut-flavored ones.” Set against a backdrop that may or may not include sprawling meadows or dimly lit coffee shops, this narrative digs into the intricacies of loving promises, which, as we all know, are often as solid as a politician’s campaign pledge. Characters flit in and out of your consciousness like moths to a flame, each one armed with their own set of emotional baggages — including but not limited to unresolved childhood traumas, a penchant for melodrama, and a shocking lack of understanding regarding personal space. As you meander through the pages, you might find yourself amused by the awkward encounters and the stilted dialogues that resemble a game of chess between people who don’t quite understand the rules. Will they or won’t they? Can they? Should they? It’s a veritable soap opera in text form, full of all the intricate plotting and ridiculous twists you never knew you needed. Don’t forget to keep an eye out for the obligatory misunderstandings that would make even your most dysfunctional family gatherings seem like a well-rehearsed Broadway show. For those who enjoy a touch of irony in their love stories, “Loving Promises” serves up a delightful buffet. Here’s just a sampling of what you can expect to find within its not-so-innocent pages: Characters who make questionable life choices but somehow expect you, the reader, to cheer them on. Dialogue so cringeworthy, you might want to read it with your eyes half-closed. A plot twist or two that could have used a map for navigation. Moments of unintentional hilarity that leave you wondering if it was all part of the grand design. Scenes that make you ponder if love is less a fairy tale and more a quest for the nearest exit. Condition: This book has been previously owned and is showing signs of its adventurous past. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain as evidence of late-night pondering, and perhaps a few marginal notes left by well-meaning readers who clearly had a lot to say about the twists and turns of love. Each imperfection adds a layer of charm, transforming “Loving Promises” into a time capsule of literary enthusiasm and youthful naivety. So, if you’re in the market for a book that straddles the fine line between earnest endeavor and delightful absurdity, look no further. “Loving Promises” awaits you at Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story of its own — and sometimes, that story is just as delightful as the book itself. Strap in for a journey that may make you laugh, cry, or question your life choices, and remember: love is never as straightforward as it seems — especially when it’s tucked between those worn, slightly yellowed pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/677/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/loving-promises.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Steeple Hill 9780373873012 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-676 Henrik Ibsen by Rolf Fjelde In this audaciously unassuming tome, Rolf Fjelde takes on the monumental task of dissecting the labyrinthine mind of Henrik Ibsen, the playwright whose works have been dissected, debated, and denounced since their inception. Printed in 1992 by Penguin Books, this volume is like a well-worn chair in a coffee shop: it has seen better days, but its charm lies precisely in its creaky joints and the memories of countless patrons who have perched upon it. Imagine, if you will, a book that tries to unravel the very fabric of Ibsen’s genius while simultaneously wrestling with the absurdities of the human condition. Fjelde, with all the fervour of a drama student on the verge of a breakdown, takes us on a tour through the mind of a man who dared to challenge societal norms and, in doing so, probably made more enemies than friends. This book is a sort of backstage pass to the theatre of Ibsen’s thoughts, interpretations, and the emotional turmoil that likely plagued him like a particularly persistent mosquito. Within these pages, you may find Fjelde’s interpretations of Ibsen’s works ranging from the deeply profound to the occasionally baffling. Does the author argue that Ibsen’s characters are reflections of his own psyche? Does he grapple with the existential dread that could likely be found lurking in a corner of the playwright’s study, waiting for the right moment to pounce? Spoiler alert: the answer is probably a resounding yes. To put it mildly, this book is a rollercoaster of literary analysis, where each twist and turn comes with the potential for dizzying insight or, alternatively, a sudden plunge into the murky depths of Ibsen’s existential angst. As you thumb through the pages, you might notice that Fjelde doesn’t just write for the scholars; no, he also seems to have one eye on the casual reader who is likely just trying to understand why Ibsen’s heroes seem so terribly wretched. Expect footnotes that resemble a treasure map, leading you through a labyrinth of references, anecdotes, and the occasional detour into Fjelde’s own musings on life, coffee, and the occasional existential crisis. It’s a delightful mélange that might leave you questioning not just Ibsen, but your own life choices as you ponder whether you should really be reading about dead playwrights when there’s a Netflix series beckoning you from the other room. But hold on tight; this isn’t just a straightforward biography. Fjelde’s writing dances between the realms of serious literary critique and whimsical commentary, making you wonder if you’ve stumbled upon a book written by Ibsen himself—had he been slightly more prone to sarcasm and a penchant for self-deprecation. Each chapter feels like a curious conversation with an eccentric professor who has just discovered a particularly riveting conspiracy theory about the life of Ibsen and can’t help but share all the details, regardless of whether you were interested in them in the first place. Condition: Used, but still full of potential. The pages may be a little dog-eared, and there might be a smattering of marginalia by readers who were perhaps just as baffled or bemused by Ibsen as you might be. It’s the kind of book that whispers to you from the shelf, inviting you to join the ranks of those who have gazed into the abyss of human emotion and emerged with a few more quirks and questions than they had before. The cover, while perhaps not pristine, still holds a certain allure, like an old friend who has seen you through thick and thin, even if they occasionally forget your name. In a world where we constantly seek clarity and straightforward narratives, Fjelde manages to embrace the ambiguity that Ibsen so expertly portrayed in his plays. This book may not provide all the answers, but it will certainly point you towards even more questions. So grab your reading glasses, pour yourself a cup of tea, and settle in for a literary ride that is as enlightening as it is perplexing. It’s a delightful find at Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story waiting to be rediscovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/676/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ibsen.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780451524065 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-675 The Honorary Consul by Graham Greene The Honorary Consul by Graham Greene Set in a provincial Argentinean town, The Honorary Consul takes place in that bleak country of exhausted passion, betrayal, and absurd hope that Graham Greene has explored so precisely in such novels as The Power and the Glory and The Comedians. On the far side of the great, muddy river that separates the two countries lies Paraguay, a brutal dictatorship shaken by sporadic revolutionary activity; on the near side, a torpid city whose only visible cultural institution is a brothel. The foreigners of the city are refugees, each washed up on the banks of the Paraná by some inner disaster or defeat: Dr. Eduardo Plarr, a physician, whose English father has vanished into a Paraguayan prison, and for whom "caring is the only dangerous thing"; Humphries, a teacher of English, who has touched bottom and accepted it; Charley Fortnum, the Honorary Consul, who at the age of sixty-one, sustained by drink and his disputed status as British Consul, still retains enough hope and illusion to marry a twenty-year-old girl from Señora Sanchez’ brothel... With gathering force, Graham Greene draws his characters into the political chaos that lies beneath the surface of South American life. Fortnum is kidnapped by Paraguayan revolutionaries who have mistaken him for the American Ambassador. Realizing their error, they threaten to execute him anyway if their demands are not met. Plarr, torn between his instinctive feeling for the revolutionaries -- one of whom is an old friend -- and his ambiguous relationship with Fortnum, whose wife he has taken as a lover, becomes involved in a tragicomedy that leads inexorably to a meaningless death. At the center of The Honorary Consul is Plarr, a brilliant Graham Greene creation, perhaps the most moving and convincing figure in his fiction. Plarr is a man so cut off from human feeling, so puzzled by the emotional needs of men like Fortnum, that he is paradoxically vulnerable, chillingly exposed, and required in the end to pay with his life for the illusions that other people believe in and that he himself cannot share. In the men and women who surround Plarr -- Clara, who has moved from the brothel to Charley Fortnum’s bedroom; Father Rivas, the revolutionary priest who dominates those near him, despite his unsanctified marriage and belief in political terror; Saavedra, the Argentinean novelist, whose work lugubriously mirrors the world around him; Aquino, the poet-turned-revolutionary; Colonel Perez, the cheerfully efficient chief of police -- Graham Greene has created a world peculiarly his own. It is a world illuminated by that special passion for the complexities of love, faith, compassion, and betrayal that lies at the very heart of his work. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/675/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-honorary-consul.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-674 The Greatest Salesman in the World by OG Mandino Ah, "The Greatest Salesman in the World" by OG Mandino, a title that practically begs to be embroidered on a cushion and displayed prominently in your sitting room, alongside a collection of mildly embarrassing cat memorabilia. First published in the swinging sixties, this little tome promises to unveil the secret sauce of salesmanship that has been tantalizing aspiring hustlers and bored office workers alike. One can only wonder if Mandino was inspired by an epiphany in a dusty corner of a bookshop, or if he merely cranked this out between sips of a martini while flipping through his latest copy of "The Art of War." Herein lies the crux of Mandino’s masterful sales philosophy: a series of scrolls that, if followed with the fervor of a teenager glued to their smartphone, will supposedly transform you from a mere mortal into a titan of trade. This book doesn’t just teach you how to sell; it suggests you might be able to sell ice to an Eskimo—or, more aptly, a second-hand book to a bibliophile with an insatiable appetite for dusty volumes. Imagine the power! The rush! The sheer thrill of peddling a slightly yellowed copy of "The Greatest Salesman in the World" itself to an unsuspecting soul in a thrift shop! Set against the backdrop of an era when neckties were a fashion statement and “a back-up plan” meant having a second cuppa, the text is peppered with what one might generously call "inspirational anecdotes" and "motivational mumbo-jumbo." The pages whisper sweet nothings about persistence, self-discipline, and the art of not taking no for an answer, while the reader is left to ponder if Mandino himself had an overzealous sales manager breathing down his neck at the time of writing. In a world where every corner shop is either an artisanal coffee haven or a place to buy overpriced organic kale, one can’t help but wonder how these gilded scrolls of wisdom hold up. With their promises of untold riches and unyielding confidence, they stand like a rather optimistic lighthouse in the fog of modern consumerism. Will these ancient scrolls be able to guide you to your fortune, or merely serve as a conversation starter at your next dinner party? For those ready to embrace the "Mandino Method," practical advice awaits you in bullet points that are, frankly, as old as your grandparents’ wedding vows. Prepare yourself for nuggets of wisdom like: Persistence is key—unless you’re trying to sell insurance, in which case, maybe switch to something less soul-crushing. Learn to be a great listener—because no one wants to buy from someone who just talks about themselves all day. Visualize your success, preferably in a manner that doesn’t involve too much daydreaming at work. Turn failures into stepping stones, unless they involve a live chicken; then it might be best to reconsider. Act as if you are already the greatest salesman—or at least the greatest in your household. Condition: Used, which is a polite way of saying that this book has traveled through time and space, landing on several desks, possibly even one covered in crumbs from a particularly intense biscuit binge. Expect dog-eared pages and ink smudges that might just be remnants of existential crises faced by previous owners. It wears its history like a badge of honor, ready to inspire yet another hopeful entrepreneur—or perhaps just provide some light reading for a rainy afternoon. If you fancy a romp through sales philosophies that have aged like a fine wine left open too long, then look no further. You might just find your next obsession—or at the very least, a thought-provoking piece for your growing collection of quirky old books, as offered by Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/674/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-greatest-salesman-in-the-world.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-672 The Meaning Of The Dead Sea Scrolls by A Powell Davies The Meaning Of The Dead Sea Scrolls by A Powell Davies The greatest challenge to Christian dogma since Darwins theory of evolution. The fascinating story of the discovery and meaning of the world famed Dead Sea Scrolls is unfolded in this arresting book, which brilliantly describes the importance and tremendous interest to believers everywhere of the centuries old documents found in a cave in the Holy Land and now the prime study of the worlds leading religious scholars. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/672/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-meaning-of-the-dead-sea-scrolls.jpg 2.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mentor no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-671 How To Build A Better Vocabulary by Maxwell Nurnberg and Morris Rosenblum Ah, “How To Build A Better Vocabulary,” a delightful tome from the gloriously optimistic year of 1977! In a world where language was savagely wrestling with the disco fever, Maxwell Nurnberg and Morris Rosenblum decided it was high time to enlighten the masses on the eloquence that lay just beyond a “big word” or two. One can only imagine the authors, bedecked in bell-bottoms and polyester, fervently typing away while listening to the dulcet tones of Fleetwood Mac, convinced that their literary creation would change the very fabric of communication itself. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but it sure does provide some amusing reading material for the linguistically adventurous! This little booklet is the verbal equivalent of a half-eaten sandwich you found in the back of the fridge; it might not look appetizing, but there’s a certain charm in its slightly stale wisdom. The authors take readers on a winding journey through the land of synonyms, antonyms, and those fabulous five-dollar words that, if used in a casual conversation, will most certainly make your friends question your sanity and perhaps reconsider their life choices. It’s an intriguing way to make enemies! With a name that sounds like a self-help book written for the most enthusiastic of lexophiles, one might expect to find a treasure trove of highbrow techniques and exercises to embiggen one’s lexicon. Yet, in lovely 1970s fashion, what awaits you is a potpourri of outdated expressions and the kind of vocabulary suggestions that would likely make your English teacher weep into their tea. Fancy yourself an aficionado of the English language? Prepare to welcome a cavalcade of words you had long forgotten, perhaps along with the notion that language should evolve, and not be embalmed in the pages of a dusty old book. It’s hard not to chuckle at the audacity of this book, as it claims to elevate your vocabulary while simultaneously being a relic of an era that cherished bell-bottoms and embroidered jeans. The authors, in their infinite wisdom, may have convinced themselves that every reader was yearning to sprinkle their conversation with words like “perspicacious” and “sesquipedalian,” but little did they know that the average person was just trying to figure out how to spell “definitely” without consulting a dictionary. And yet here we are, gloriously baffled by the sheer determination of Nurnberg and Rosenblum! As you leaf through its pages, be prepared for a rollercoaster of recommendations that include a variety of exercises designed to stretch your mind more than a pair of vintage lycra leggings. The book encourages you to engage in verbal sparring matches with your friends, all while flaunting your newfound vocabulary prowess. Who wouldn’t want to put their mates in a verbal headlock with a barrage of polysyllabic wonder? It’s practically a social experiment waiting to happen! But worry not, dear reader! While the suggestions may veer dangerously close to the absurd, the authors’ intentions were undoubtedly pure. They longed for a world where everyone could communicate with grace and sophistication, as long as you could remember both the meaning and the pronunciation of “antidisestablishmentarianism.” Their vision of a more articulate society is both admirable and utterly unattainable, like trying to convince a cat to take a bath. Condition: Used, with a charming patina of age that adds layers of character and perhaps a few errant coffee stains, as if someone was trying to enhance their vocabulary while engaging in a caffeinated duel with their morning brew. Expect yellowed pages, a slight mustiness, and the occasional doodle from a previous owner who may have lost their way in the labyrinth of words. But fear not! This book still holds the keys to unlock a more pretentious version of yourself and provides ample opportunity to terrify your acquaintances with impressive—or incomprehensible—vocabulary. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride through the eccentricities of language with a dash of irony and a splash of outdated lexicon, then “How To Build A Better Vocabulary” is right up your alley. Perfect for those who enjoy the thrill of the hunt for words lost to time and the occasional chuckle at how far we’ve come in the realm of communication. Grab your copy today at Crappy Old Books and prepare yourself for a linguistic adventure unlike any other! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/671/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-build-a-better-vocabulary.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-668 Undead and unappreciated by MaryJanice Davidson Welcome to the rather bizarre universe of MaryJanice Davidson, where the undead are not merely the stuff of horror flicks but the awkward protagonists of our mundanity. In this 2005 masterpiece, "Undead and Unappreciated," we are invited to frolic through the afterlife, where existential crises are as common as a morning cup of tea, and the only thing more wretched than your typical vampire is the state of their social calendar. Who knew that eternity could feel so much like a never-ending Tuesday? Picture this: a world where the undead are stuck in a perpetual cycle of ungratefulness, much like that one friend who always "forgets" to bring snacks to your movie nights. Davidson’s protagonist is not just any run-of-the-mill vampire; oh no, she’s a special kind of creature doomed to be both less glamorous than Dracula and infinitely more relatable. You might even say she’s the poster child for "Why can’t I just catch a break?" if that poster were covered in cobwebs and adorned with a rather unfortunate selection of Gothic fonts. As we meander through the pages, Davidson crafts a narrative that questions the meaning of being undead while also cleverly critiquing the fickle nature of fame and popularity—two things our heroine would rather avoid. It’s a biting satire (pun decidedly intended) that juxtaposes the glittering life of the undead with the grim reality of being unappreciated. You may even find yourself nodding in solemn agreement with her trials: the woes of having to dodge the sunlight, navigate through the endless ennui of nocturnal life, and, heaven forbid, engage in small talk with fellow creatures of the night. Truly, it’s a heartfelt exploration of what happens when your greatest achievement is “not being staked.” Within this tome, Davidson leaves no stone unturned (and no blood unspilled) in her quest to expose the inner workings of the undead community, which might just resemble your local book club, assuming the members were all cursed to an eternal existence of awkward encounters and bad puns. One might wonder how exactly one survives centuries of existence without a decent Wi-Fi connection. Spoiler alert: it’s not pretty. In a plot twist that isn’t really a twist because it’s more like a slow, inexorable roll down the hill of mediocrity, readers will be treated to various escapades that seem, at times, less about the protagonist’s undead status and more about her abysmal dating life. For a vampire, navigating romance is a bit like trying to teach a cat to fetch—endlessly frustrating and ultimately futile. Davidson’s razor-sharp wit and sly commentary make even the most mundane of moments feel like a delightful romp through a graveyard. Amidst all this undead drama, we find ourselves wrestling with life’s most pressing questions: What does it mean to be unappreciated? Is a life without appreciation really a life at all? And why, in a world full of bloodsuckers, does nobody ever seem to bring a decent bottle of wine? If you’ve ever felt like the underdog (or underbat) in your own life, this book will resonate in all the right places. Or, at the very least, it will give you a good chuckle while you contemplate whether to raise a toast or a claw. Condition: Used, but not in the way that makes you doubt the integrity of the pages. There are signs of a well-loved journey—perhaps a coffee ring here, a dog-eared page there—but these are merely badges of honour for a volume that has seen its fair share of late nights and existential crises. So, if you’re ready to embrace a world where the undead live among us, and you have the patience to cheer for an unappreciated heroine, grab your copy of "Undead and Unappreciated" from Crappy Old Books. Because nothing says ’I have quirky taste’ better than a book about a vampire struggling to find her place in a world that doesn’t quite get her. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/668/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/undead-and-unappreciated.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley Sensation 9780425207222 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-667 Sherringdon Hall by Sheila Douglas In the quaintly chaotic world of 1970s romantic escapism, Sheila Douglas invites us to Sherringdon Hall, a title that sounds suspiciously like the name of a charmingly dilapidated manor where half-hearted ghosts might linger and a bit of scandal is always just around the corner. Nestled snugly between the musty pages of this Harlequin classic, we might find ourselves pondering: is Sherringdon Hall a character in its own right, or merely a backdrop for the desperate escapades of its inhabitants? One can only speculate. Ah, the 1970s—a time when polyester was king, and the only thing more vibrant than the wallpaper was the gossip that echoed through stately homes like Sherringdon Hall. Here, we meet a cast of characters whose motivations are as transparent as the tea they sip. Picture the dashing rogue who appears at the most inopportune times, the heroine with a penchant for melodrama, and perhaps an elderly relative who can’t seem to stop dropping hints about family secrets that everyone pretends not to notice. It’s a delightful romp through the time-honored tropes of romantic literature, where misunderstandings abound and every chapter seems to shout, “Will they or won’t they?” As you meander through the pages—each one perhaps slightly dog-eared, like life itself—you might find the narrative strewn with the peculiar yet oddly charming quirks of the era. The language dances with euphemisms, and every description seems to suggest that something scandalous is just about to unfold. Will Lady Farthington’s pet parrot accidentally reveal that long-buried family secret? Will the butler accidentally spill the tea (quite literally)? One can only hope, as the plot thickens like a poorly made gravy. In Sherringdon Hall, the events unfold with all the grace of a corgi in a tutu, and we are left wondering if this charmingly flawed escapade is meant to be taken seriously or if the author, in a fit of whimsy, penned it while perched precariously on a wobbly garden chair. The dialogue crackles with the kind of wit that feels like it might just be the product of an over-caffeinated imagination—perfect for the discerning reader looking to dabble in the absurd. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself delighted by the anachronistic details that slip through the cracks. Perhaps the characters are just a shade too perfect, with their hair impeccably styled and their lives unfeasibly glamorous for a house that may well be a crumbling homage to an age gone by. One can’t help but wonder if the author had a secret life as a weekend socialite, possibly taking notes while sipping tea in the company of similarly eccentric friends. Condition: Used but not abused, this literary artifact has clearly been loved by someone who embraced its quirks. Expect yellowing pages that whisper secrets of the past and perhaps a smudge or two that might be the ghost of a teacup mishap. The spine bears the scars of a thousand readings, and it may require a gentle coaxing to stay open on its best pages — much like its characters who constantly find themselves in complicated romantic entanglements. So, whether you’re looking to reminisce about a bygone era or simply in need of some lighthearted reading that doesn’t require too much commitment, Sherringdon Hall promises to deliver its fair share of absurdity and charm. Just remember to keep an eye out for the parrot and any lurking family secrets. For those who enjoy their literature with a dash of irony and a sprinkle of nostalgia, this book is a delightful find, courtesy of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/667/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sherringdon-hall.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin Books 9780373020157 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-665 The Pelican Brief by John Grisham Welcome to the thrilling world of "The Pelican Brief," a book that may not have been on your radar if it weren’t for its illustrious author, John Grisham, who decided that legal thrillers needed a dramatic makeover in the 1990s. With a title that evokes images of waddling birds rather than courtroom dramas, you might wonder how a pelican could possibly factor into the high-stakes realm of assassination and legal intrigue. But rest assured, this isn’t just a fowl title—it’s a treatise on the perils of democracy and the sometimes dubious dealings of the legal profession. In a time when legalese ruled the airwaves and courtroom dramas were the bread and butter of television, Grisham capitalized on the cultural zeitgeist. This book is both a homage to and a satire of a world where the word "brief" could mean anything from a succinct legal document to a hastily thought-out plan that just might get you killed. And with characters that leap off the page (or perhaps stumble awkwardly, as often happens in a Grisham novel), you’ll find yourself torn between rooting for the underdog and questioning their life choices. Join the plucky heroine, a law student who, in a move that seems to defy all logic, decides to pen a legal brief that could bring down the highest echelons of power. Yes, folks, that’s right! Forget about working your way up the corporate ladder—just draft a document that sends shockwaves through the political landscape. What could possibly go wrong? Along the way, you’ll encounter a cavalcade of legal jargon, conspiracy, and more plot twists than a pretzel factory. But before you get too cozy, remember: the book’s 1992 publication date is a reminder of the era’s unique quirks. Think back to a time when mobile phones were the size of bricks and the internet was more akin to a mythical creature than a daily necessity. The Pelican Brief captures the essence of a pre-digital world where information was a tantalizing game of hide-and-seek. In this thrilling narrative, the stakes are high, and the players are ever so slightly unhinged. As you read through the pages, you’ll find yourself questioning various life choices—yours as well as those of the characters. The protagonist’s audacity might inspire you to take risks of your own, or perhaps just to reconsider that last-minute decision to attend law school. After all, who needs another costumed crusader when you could just write a scathing exposé? Condition: This copy of "The Pelican Brief" is used, which means it has been lovingly handled by previous readers who likely had popcorn at the ready as they navigated the twists and turns of Grisham’s legal labyrinth. Expect some dog-eared pages, sporadic coffee stains, and perhaps a few annotations from curious minds pondering if they could draft their very own legal brief to get a date. So, whether you’re here for the courtroom drama, the unexpectedly relatable characters, or the sheer joy of reading a book that’s older than some of its intended audience, "The Pelican Brief" is a delightful addition to your shelf. Just don’t blame us at Crappy Old Books if you find yourself nodding along as legal jargon flies over your head like a pelican at a beach party. In summary, "The Pelican Brief" is more than just a book; it’s a portal into a world where politics and law collide with a comedic flair that’s hard to resist. So grab this treasure before it flutters away! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/665/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pelican-brief.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Doubleday 9780440214045 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-664 Bright Skies by Emile Loring Ah, the sixties! A decade filled with vibrant colours, audacious fashion choices, and a peculiar obsession with optimism that often bordered on the delusional. Enter "Bright Skies" by Emile Loring, a literary offering that might just be the perfect companion for your next existential crisis or for those days when you find yourself questioning your life choices while staring at a cup of tea that has mysteriously turned lukewarm. Published in 1965 by Bantam Books—known for their relentless pursuit of publishing titles that make you wonder whether the editors were on a permanent coffee break—this book promises to whisk you away into a world that is as perplexing as the period’s penchant for patchwork trousers. One can only speculate the intentions behind the title: are we discussing metaphorical optimism, or is this a commentary on the weather in the UK, where ‘bright skies’ is often just a taunt from the heavens before a deluge of rain? Within these pages, you may expect to find a narrative as sprawling as a vintage sofa in a dingy flat, filled with characters that could easily be plucked from a Monty Python skit—if only they weren’t busy contemplating their life choices over a cuppa. Expect themes that flit about like moths drawn to a flickering light bulb: perhaps love, loss, or the inexplicable joy of finding an old coin in your pocket. Each chapter is a delightful leap into the absurd, offering you a chance to immerse yourself in the kind of confusion that only the swinging sixties could inspire. What’s even more intriguing is the book’s unforeseen ability to generate a sense of nostalgia, despite not featuring any actual events or characters you can recall. It’s as if Loring has crafted a world where the ordinary becomes extraordinary through sheer force of whimsy. Readers have often found themselves pondering the weighty existential question: “Did I really just read that?” as they journey through this eclectic maze of prose. And let’s address the cover: a psychedelic explosion of colours that rivals a particularly ambitious art student’s canvas. It’s the sort of book that practically screams to be displayed on your coffee table, if only to confuse your guests. “Why is it called ‘Bright Skies’?” they’ll ask, eyebrows raised, while you sip your Earl Grey and shrug, an enigmatic smile playing on your lips. Condition: You’ll find this tome to be a fine specimen of “used” literature, with pages yellowed from age yet bursting with the essence of bygone afternoons. A few dog-eared corners hint at its previous life in the hands of a reader perhaps too enamoured by Loring’s whimsical style. Expect the odd smudge or two, perfectly placed to evoke a sense of intimacy and history. It’s as if each blemish is a badge of honour, a reminder that stories are best served with a side of imperfection. A tapestry of whimsical characters who may or may not reflect your own life’s absurdities. Prose that dances on the line between poetic brilliance and utter perplexity. Unintentional hilarity lurking behind every page, perfect for those who enjoy irony. A cover that will either delight or horrify—there is no in-between. Pages that smell of history (or perhaps just an old bookshop). So, if you fancy a literary adventure that promises to be both confusing and oddly charming, look no further than "Bright Skies." It’s a book that makes you wonder whether Loring was ahead of his time or just slightly lost in the clouds. And remember, this isn’t just any second-hand book; it’s a Crappy Old Book, lovingly resold so you can explore the peculiarities of literature from an age that had a unique flair for the unexpected. Enjoy your journey into the absurd! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/664/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bright-skies.jpg 3.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-663 The Spoils of Poynton by Henry James, Bernard Richards (Editor) The Spoils of Poynton by Henry James, Bernard Richards (Editor) Short novel by Henry James, first published as a serial titled The Old Things in The Atlantic Monthly in 1896. Retitled The Spoils of Poynton, it was published as a book in 1897. Poynton Park is the home of old Mrs. Gereth, an antique collector with impeccable taste who has filled her lodgings with splendid art objects and furniture. The possessive Mrs. Gereth wants her weak-willed son to marry a pleasant young woman who shares her refined tastes. Instead he becomes engaged to a vulgar, greedy woman, and the treasures of Poynton become the prize over which mother and fiancee battle. In the end Poynton and its spoils, which have destroyed all of the novel’s relationships, are immolated in a fire of undetermined origin. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/663/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spoils-of-poynton.jpg 5.62 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192816054 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-662 The Dirty Dozen by EM Nathanson In the dizzying haze of the 1960s, when bell-bottoms were flared and everyone was trying desperately to be groovy, E M Nathanson penned a little something called "The Dirty Dozen." Ah, but don’t let the title fool you into thinking this is merely a story about a dozen unsavoury characters. No, my dear reader, this is a veritable jamboree of chaos, camaraderie, and a sprinkle of good old-fashioned mayhem, all wrapped up in the kind of cover that makes you question your life choices while simultaneously igniting a dubious curiosity. Published by Dell, who were surely having a laugh in a decade known for its eccentricities, this novel is not just a rendezvous with regretful decision-making, but a deep dive into the psyche of those who dare to tread where angels fear to linger. You’re led through a labyrinth of morally ambiguous choices—perfect for those of you who fancy picking apart the remnants of what makes us human while secretly snickering behind your cuppa. Was it a metaphor for the time? Who can say? But one thing is for sure: this is not your grandma’s bedtime reading. Follow along as our dashing protagonists engage in a series of escapades that may inspire you to reconsider your own thoroughly unexciting existence. Surely, a wild night out could never lead to such thrilling adventures—unless you happen to be in an alleyway with a dozen questionable companions and a suspiciously large vat of something resembling punch. You’ll find characters drawn with the finesse of a drunken artist using a broken crayon, and conversations that will leave you questioning whether you’ve suddenly been transported to a pub quiz where every answer is “fish and chips.” Does it have a plot? Well, that’s the million-pound question, isn’t it? Expect a hodgepodge of subplots that twist like your auntie’s knitting after a few too many sherries. You’ll meet a ragtag group of misfits, each more eccentric than the last, as they band together in what they presume to be a grand mission. Spoiler alert: the mission may or may not involve dubious deeds that would make even the most hardened of criminals shake their heads in disbelief—or perhaps in admiration. Why were do-gooders left behind? Why might this book serve as the perfect backdrop for your next dinner party? Why did the publisher choose a cover that looks like it was designed by a cat who’d just discovered a typewriter? These questions, my friend, are best left for the literary philosophers while you sip your Earl Grey and revel in the delightful absurdity of it all. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, which means it has that delightful air of character—like a vintage car that comes with its own assortment of quirks. Expect dog-eared pages that have been turned in both delight and confusion, ink stains that whisper stories of their own, and a spine that might just creak in delight at your attempts to read it. You won’t find any ISBNs here, just a book that has had a life before you and is ready to continue its journey in your hands. So, if you’re in the market for a literary experience that resembles a raucous night out gone awry, "The Dirty Dozen" is waiting on your shelf, looking all the more inviting with its tattered edges and questionable moral compass. Who knows? Maybe it will inspire you to gather a few of your own dirty dozen and wreak a little havoc of your own—just remember to bring the punch. Don’t forget, this enchanting relic, with all its quirks and eccentricities, is proudly available through Crappy Old Books, where the motto is “Not all treasures shine, but some sure do smell interesting.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/662/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dirty-dozen.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-660 A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams AND The Glass Menagerie. Two plays by Tennessess Williams introduced and edited by E Martin Browne. Step right up and behold the literary equivalent of a streetcar that has seen better days! "A Streetcar Named Desire" by Tennessee Williams, published in 1959 by the ever-reliable Penguin Books, offers you a one-way ticket to the rickety emotional rollercoaster that is New Orleans in all its tumultuous glory. Just imagine the aroma of gumbo wafting through the air as you take a seat aboard this metaphorical streetcar—granted, it’s more likely to be at a bus stop with a 50p fare than an actual streetcar, but who’s keeping track? This is not just any ol’ paperback; it’s a used book with a history, possibly bearing the faint scent of regret and a hint of spilled coffee. It’s the type of book that has been lovingly thumbed through by countless readers, each adding their own layer of existential dread to the pages—much like a lasagna that has been reheated one too many times. You might even catch a whiff of nostalgia mixed with a dash of angst, as you explore the lost dreams and desires of its characters. One can only wonder how many heart-wrenching moments have been absorbed into these pages over the decades. Now, let’s talk about the characters. They’re not just stereotypes; they’re a fine collection of Southern eccentricities that could spark a conversation at a family reunion—or at least the sort of heated debate that could lead to Aunt Edna throwing her potato salad at Uncle Bob. You’ll meet Blanche, whose dreams of grandeur are as fragile as the lace curtains she desperately clings to. Then there’s Stanley, the epitome of raw, unfiltered masculinity, throwing around charm like confetti at a wedding, except it’s more like a drunken brawl than a celebration. And who could forget Stella, the woman caught between devotion and desire, likely questioning her life choices whilst balancing two glasses of pinot grigio? The narrative flows with the grace of a drunken ballet dancer, stumbling from one emotional revelation to the next. Williams has a keen eye for the absurdities that come with human longing, and he paints them with a brush dipped in irony. Here, love is as volatile as a summer storm, and dreams are often dashed against the hard pavement of reality. So, if you’re looking for a light read to accompany a warm cup of tea, you might want to reconsider. This is a play that has more layers than your average onion, and the tears you shed may very well be more than just for dramatic effect. Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate the book’s condition. Condition: This delightful relic of literary angst comes used, complete with all the character wrinkles one might expect from a book that has lived a full and tumultuous life. The spine may be a tad creased, as if it has been through a few emotional meltdowns itself. The pages might bear the occasional coffee stain, a testament to its former readers who likely needed a caffeine boost while grappling with Blanche’s disintegration or Stanley’s brutish charm. Fear not; these imperfections lend it a charm that new books simply cannot replicate. A few dog-eared pages perhaps? Just a sign that someone couldn’t put it down. You’re not just buying a book; you’re acquiring a piece of history—however fragmented it may be. To the aspiring thespians and the literary buffs alike, you will find joy in dissecting the dialogues that feel both timeless and oddly familiar. The cadence of Williams’ writing flows like the jazz that might accompany a midnight stroll through the French Quarter. His words resonate with the struggles of desire and despair, making it the perfect piece to toss in your tote bag when you want to look intellectual while sipping a flat white at the local café. So why not take a chance on "A Streetcar Named Desire"? After all, it’s available right here at Crappy Old Books, where every book tells a story—often one that’s been lovingly worn down by time and the occasional spilled drink. Embrace the irony, and let this intriguing piece of literary history accompany you on your own journey through the streets of desire. Just remember to hold on tight; it might be a bumpy ride! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/660/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-streetcar-named-desire.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-659 The Bridges of Madison County by Robert James Waller Ah, "The Bridges of Madison County," a title that promises to whisk you away on a romantic escapade through the heart of Iowa, all while lurking ominously under the shadow of a rather mundane bridge. One can almost hear the reverberating echoes of heartstrings being tugged, yet one must ask: is this a love story, or merely a chance encounter framed within a landscape dotted with bridges that are no more than glorified crossings over rivulets? Published in 1992 by Warner Books, it’s a quintessential product of its time, replete with all the melodrama you’d expect from a tale about adult choices and fleeting moments of passion—if one can indeed label it as such. Picture this: a lonely housewife in a sleepy Midwestern town, feeling the monotony of her everyday life like a persistent fly buzzing around her ear. Enter the mysterious photographer: a man whose allure sounds suspiciously like that of a vintage cologne advertisement. He’s rugged, artistic, and probably has a collection of berets. What could possibly go wrong? Or rather, what could possibly go right, given the weight of societal expectations and good old-fashioned guilt? If you’ve ever found yourself wondering about the existential crises triggered by a single, ill-timed encounter, this book might just hit the sweet spot of your ironic literary whims. Yet, as you ponder the depths of the human experience, you might also question the very nature of love itself. Is it worth risking the stability of life as we know it to chase ephemeral moments that flicker like the flame of a candle on a stormy night? Or is this just a glorified tale of a woman who got lost in nostalgia? Ah, the complexities of choice! One is forced to confront the age-old question: is it more romantic to find true love or to possess a house that doesn’t resemble a set from a low-budget soap opera? The prose in "The Bridges of Madison County" flits around like a butterfly, landing briefly on profound insights before fluttering away to bask in the sunlight of glorified self-doubt. Chapter by chapter, readers are treated to a collage of emotions wrapped snugly in the constraints of mundane life. The book invites you to consider a range of thrilling possibilities, such as: What if I threw away my carefully constructed life for a single afternoon rendezvous? Can love grow in the underappreciated soil of a roadside diner? Is that a metaphorical bridge to the future, or simply a convenient place to park the car? How many times can one person sigh dramatically before it begins to lose its effect? Are the characters in this book merely a reflection of my own questionable decisions? Condition: Used, of course, because what book of this caliber wouldn’t bear the marks of a life well-read? Expect dog-eared pages, the potential for some writing in the margins (perhaps a heart with “JM + KL” scrawled within), and that delightful smell of aged paper—akin to a well-loved leather armchair. This volume has obviously been cherished, or at the very least, tolerated through some existential crises as its previous owner grappled with the very thoughts that you too might be contemplating! So, if you find yourself yearning for an exploration of dashed hopes and unfulfilled dreams, or simply wish to revel in a whimsical, slightly cynical take on love’s fleeting nature, "The Bridges of Madison County" could be just the ticket. Not to mention, it’s available at Crappy Old Books, where we take pride in gathering literary treasures that are both quirky and tired, much like our own romantic endeavors. Whether you are revisiting this classic or experiencing it for the first time, consider it a chance to muse over the possibilities and misadventures of love while simultaneously judging—or celebrating—your own life choices. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/659/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-bridges-of-madison-county.jpg 0.15 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446364492 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-655 Heart of Darkness and Selected Short Fiction by Joseph Conrad and A Michael Matin One of the most haunting stories ever written, Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness follows Marlow, a riverboat captain, on a voyage into the African Congo at the height of European colonialism. Astounded by the brutal depravity he witnesses, Marlow becomes obsessed with meeting Kurtz, a famously idealistic and able man stationed farther along the river. What he finally discovers, however, is a horror beyond imagining. Heart of Darkness is widely regarded as a masterpiece for its vivid study of human nature and the greed and ruthlessness of imperialism. This collection also includes three of Conrad’s finest short stories: “Youth,” the author’s largely autobiographical tale of a young man’s ill-fated sea voyage, in which Marlow makes his first appearance, “The Secret Sharer,” and “Amy Forster.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/655/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heart-of-darkness.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Barnes & Noble 9781593080211 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-653 The Summer Wife by Flora Kidd In the glittering haze of 1970s romance, where sun-soaked beaches and cocktail parties reign supreme, Flora Kidd manages to weave a tale that may or may not involve a woman who seasonally trades her heart like one might swap a pair of flip-flops. Enter "The Summer Wife," a title that suggests either a breezy love story unfolding under the lazy sun or a cautionary tale about the perils of marrying someone you only see during the hottest months. Perhaps it’s both—or perhaps it’s a culinary guide to summer fruits. Who’s to say? Our dear protagonist seems to flit between the pages like a butterfly, or perhaps a more erratic moth, drawn to the flame of romance while ignoring the lurking shadows of reality. One can only speculate whether this woman will find her true love among the sunbathers, or if she will instead discover that life, like an unflipped pancake, often tends to flop over in the most unexpected ways. Expectations, after all, are just the wreckage of the heart. Set against a backdrop of floral print dresses and questionable hairstyles, the narrative promises heartfelt moments tinged with irony. As the sun blazes overhead, our heroine is faced with choices that seem as fickle as the British weather—a bright sunny day can turn into a rain-soaked disaster in an instant. Will she settle for a husband who can only tolerate her for half the year, or will she brave the chilling winds of eternal singlehood? It’s a real nail-biter, particularly if you’re someone who enjoys biting your nails while pondering life’s great uncertainties. But let’s not forget the sheer joy of a Harlequin publication, where every chapter might as well come with a built-in pair of rose-tinted glasses. The kind of glasses that allow readers to overlook awkward dialogue and improbable situations in the name of love. One can practically hear the soft swoon of countless readers from the ‘70s as they devoured this paperback with its predictably charming yet utterly absurd plot twists. Replete with the classic elements that only a 1970s romance can provide, you can expect to find: Unfathomable misunderstandings that could be resolved with a simple conversation—but where’s the drama in that? Secondary characters who serve as comic relief or overly wise sages, depending on the mood of the scene. A sudden twist involving a beach bonfire that will either ignite a relationship or a mild case of sunburn. Moments of epiphany that arrive just in time for the last chapter, as if the author suddenly remembered there was a point to all this. Fashion faux pas that only a true ‘70s aficionado could appreciate, including frizzy hair and polyester pants. Condition: This vintage treasure has seen its fair share of summer romances—some pages may be dog-eared and others may have that lovely yellow tinge that only age can provide. The cover bears the scars of previous summers, but isn’t that part of its charm? It’s the perfect companion for a rainy afternoon or a day spent reminiscing about sunburnt escapades and questionable life choices. So, if you find yourself yearning for a tale that encapsulates the joy of fleeting romances, or if you’re simply in search of a book that may or may not contain useful life advice on love (spoiler alert: it probably doesn’t), then "The Summer Wife" just might be your ticket. Grab a copy from Crappy Old Books, where even the most eccentric titles find a loving home, and prepare yourself for a journey filled with nostalgia, irony, and possibly a splash of sunscreen. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/653/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-summer-wife.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin 9780373019991 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-652 The sisterhood of the traveling pants by Ann Brashares Ah, the early 2000s—a time when denim ruled the world and the concept of sharing pants was the pinnacle of female bonding. Enter "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," a tome that dares to explore not just the intricacies of friendship but also the rather bizarre phenomenon of communal trousers. Authored by Ann Brashares, this 2001 literary masterpiece is less about fabric and more about the threads that tie us all together. One can only wonder if the pants themselves have an Instagram account, or perhaps a modest following on TikTok, narrating their many escapades. In a world where social media is a mere glimmer in the eye of a tech-savvy teenager, our protagonists traverse the landscapes of adolescence with a pair of pants that magically fit all body types. Yes, you read that correctly. These pants aren’t just any trousers; they are the sartorial equivalent of a Swiss Army knife. They promise to make you look fabulous, feel fabulous, and perhaps even make your morning toast if you ask nicely. But don’t be fooled—these magical trousers come with a hefty dose of teenage angst, emotional upheaval, and the kind of life lessons that would make a fortune cookie blush. As you delve into this riveting read, you’ll encounter a cast of characters that are as diverse as the wardrobe choices in a thrift store. Each girl is on her own epic quest for self-discovery, and what better accessory to accompany such profound journeys than a pair of well-worn, slightly frayed jeans? Will they unravel the secrets of their friendship, or will the pants become a metaphorical noose? Spoiler alert: they do both. It’s like an episode of a sitcom where the audience is left wondering, “Is this comedic or tragically relatable?” Much like the ancient art of communal living, this book begs the question: how much of our identity is tied to what we wear? As each girl sports the pants, they face the trials of love, betrayal, and the inevitable existential crises that come with growing up. The pants act as a kind of magical talisman, bestowing confidence while simultaneously exposing vulnerabilities—much like that one friend who insists on taking unflattering photos during a night out. If you’ve ever felt like your wardrobe was a metaphor for your life choices (perhaps those oversized cargo shorts were a cry for help?), then this book is surely for you. It navigates the treacherous waters of friendship while throwing in an unexpected curveball of trousers that can magically fit anyone. The narrative is interspersed with moments of introspection that could make even the most stoic among us shed a tear—if only to spare the pants from being stained with too much emotional baggage. Condition: Used, but not quite as used as those fabled pants. Expect a fair amount of dog-eared pages, the occasional ink smudge from a particularly existential pen-wielding reader, and possibly a whiff of nostalgia that could knock you off your feet. The spine may be slightly creased, but that only adds character, much like the girls themselves. If you’re lucky, you might even find a forgotten shopping list tucked between the pages. Who knew the girls’ journey was also fuelled by last-minute grocery runs? So why not embrace the weirdness? Join a sisterhood that’s less about the pants and more about the souls that inhabit them. Because if these magical trousers can endure the trials and tribulations of friendship, surely we can endure the minor inconvenience of a second-hand book. Who knows what adventures await you? Just be careful not to tear the pants—metaphorically speaking, of course. For those eager to explore this delightful quagmire of fashion and friendship, "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" awaits you, as lovingly presented by Crappy Old Books. Grab a cuppa, settle in, and prepare for a read that’s both bizarre and oddly relatable. Your life, like the lives of these girls, might just be transformed—one questionable outfit choice at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/652/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-sisterhood-of-the-travelling-pants.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Delacorte Press 9780553494792 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-651 Return to Thebes by Allen Drury In a literary world where the ancient meets the oddly contemporary, "Return to Thebes" by Allen Drury presents itself as a rather peculiar time capsule of 1978 that somehow managed to escape the clutches of the disco ball and find solace in the dusty corners of a second-hand bookshop. One might wonder if Thebes in this case refers to the legendary city of ancient Egypt or perhaps a particularly dreary suburb where the most exciting event is the weekly bingo night. Published by Dell Publishing, a house that has seen its fair share of eccentric titles, this novel promises a return to something—what exactly is up for debate. With a title like "Return to Thebes," one might expect pyramids, pharaohs, and a veritable cornucopia of historical drama. Instead, readers may find themselves ensnared in a web of political intrigue, bureaucratic mishaps, and the occasional existential crisis, all set against a backdrop that may be more reminiscent of a lost episode of a 1970s soap opera than a sweeping historical epic. Drury, known for his knack for blending the mundane with the grandiose, might have inadvertently crafted a work that straddles the line between history and absurdity. One can only imagine the author seated at a typewriter, pondering the fate of civilizations while sipping tea and contemplating the nuances of his own social engagements. Readers are likely to encounter a cast of characters that could rival your Aunt Maud’s knitting circle in both eccentricity and intrigue—each one with a backstory richer than the cake at a royal wedding. If you’re inclined to find philosophical musings hidden between chapters featuring overly ambitious dinner parties, this book is the perfect companion. It invites you to question the relevance of history while simultaneously engaging in the delightful pastime of rolling your eyes at the absurdities of human nature. Will the protagonists find their way back to Thebes, or are we instead destined for a detour through the labyrinth of their quirky misadventures? Engaging dialogue that makes you wonder if Drury had a crystal ball or just a very vivid imagination. Characters whose motivations are as clear as mud, perfect for readers who enjoy a good puzzle. A narrative style that oscillates between insightful commentary and baffling digressions. References to historical figures that may leave you scratching your head (and Googling). Unintentionally hilarious moments that could inspire a comedy series if only they were taken seriously. Condition: This delightful tome has weathered the years in a way that adds character—much like a beloved pet. Its pages are well-loved, with the occasional edge frayed from enthusiastic thumbings, and the spine features just enough creases to suggest it has been opened for more than mere display purposes. Underneath the layer of dust lies the promise of adventure, intrigue, and perhaps a misplaced bookmark from a reader who got lost in their own thoughts about the meaning of Thebes. So, if you find yourself yearning for a journey back to a city that may not exist in the way you hope, pick up "Return to Thebes." You might just discover that what you thought was a simple narrative is a complex tapestry woven with the threads of the absurd. A true find for anyone who appreciates the quirky side of literature. Remember, you can always find such unique literary oddities at Crappy Old Books, where every dusty volume comes with a story of its own—just like this one. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/651/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/return-to-thebes.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell Publishing 9780440172963 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-650 Longarm 253- Longarm in the Valley of Sin by Tabor Evans Longarm 253: Longarm in the Valley of Sin by Tabor Evans Despite his assignment to a Colorado spa, Custis Long doesn’t plan on getting any R and R--he has two tasks, given to him by the Justice Department, to accomplish. The first is to keep the spa’s doctor alive, and the second is to keep the son of a senator out of hot water. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/650/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/longarm-in-the-valley-of-sin.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove 9780515127072 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-649 Lust For Life by Irving Stone In a world where the sun sets on the flamboyant and the bizarre, Irving Stone’s 1963 magnum opus, "Lust For Life," serves as an audacious tribute to those who dared to live with a brush in one hand and a heart full of yearning in the other. This titillating tome, published by Pocket Books—a publisher that apparently had a penchant for not including ISBNs—invites the reader to frolic through the wild and unkempt fields of artistic ambition, preferably while wearing a beret and sipping on something pretentious. Imagine a narrative that dances dangerously close to the edge of sanity, where the tormented spirit of Vincent van Gogh takes centre stage. No, not in a stuffy museum or a polished gallery, but amidst the chaotic strokes of a man who would rather wrestle a canvas than engage in mundane chit-chat. Stone paints a vivid picture of Vincent’s tumultuous life, laying bare the angst and ecstasy of a man who wrestled with both his psyche and his paint palette, often losing spectacularly on both fronts. But wait! Before you don your smock and prepare to be swept away into the bohemian lifestyle of the late 19th century, consider this: Stone’s writing isn’t merely a stroll through the sunflower fields of van Gogh’s imagination; it’s more like a bumpy ride in a dilapidated cart pulled by a stubborn mule named “Melancholy.” The prose may occasionally evoke a sense of philosophical wonder, but it also delves into the darker recesses of an artist’s soul, where the light of inspiration is often overshadowed by desperation and self-doubt. Think of it as a mental rollercoaster that you’re not entirely sure you wanted to board in the first place. As you turn the pages, you’ll encounter a host of intriguing characters, each more eccentric than the last. From Vincent’s unwavering brother, Theo, who plays the role of the long-suffering sibling, to the fleeting muses who flit in and out of Vincent’s life like moths attracted to a flickering flame, these figures pop off the page with all the subtlety of a paint explosion. Expect love, loss, and a hefty dose of existential angst, all wrapped up in the kind of prose that might just inspire you to throw your own paint around—albeit with slightly less tragic consequences. Of course, no self-respecting book about an artist would be complete without a bit of romantic misery. The love interests in "Lust For Life" are as fleeting as Vincent’s moments of clarity, leaving readers to wonder if true passion is best expressed in glorious strokes or sheer madness. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions that might just leave you questioning your own choices—like, why did you decide to read this book again? Was it the promise of artistic brilliance or a misguided sense of adventure? Condition: This second-hand treasure has seen better days, much like Vincent himself. Expect dog-eared pages, a spine that has been valiantly held together by layers of character (and perhaps a good bit of tape), and the faintest hints of that elusive ‘old book’ smell, which some might describe as nostalgia mixed with regret. It’s the kind of book that may have been cherished by a previous owner who, like van Gogh, grappled passionately with their own artistic endeavors—perhaps even while using this very volume to prop up a wobbly table during a creative tea party. So, embrace the chaos, the passion, and the occasional existential crisis that comes with reading "Lust For Life." It’s an invitation to both revel in and reflect upon the glorious mess that is human creativity. You may find that you’re not just reading about Vincent van Gogh, but rather, grappling with the very essence of what it means to pursue a life filled with fervour, struggle, and the occasional brushstroke of madness. After all, isn’t that what we all crave in this unpredictable carnival of existence? Grab your copy today from Crappy Old Books, where the literary treasures may be a bit worn, but the stories they tell are as vibrant as any painting yet to be created. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/649/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lust-for-life.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-647 The Secret Woman by Victoria Holt Step right up, dear reader, and prepare to be ensnared by the tantalising enigma of "The Secret Woman," a literary offering from the illustrious Victoria Holt. Published in the groovy year of 1970, this tome beckons you to a time when leisure suits and bell-bottoms flourished, and the world was positively bursting with optimism. But don’t be fooled by the era—within these pages lies a labyrinthine tale of intrigue that might just have you questioning not only the identity of the titular Secret Woman but also your own life choices. Holt, a master of the gothic romance genre, takes your hand and leads you down the shadowy corridors of intrigue, brimming with secrets, revelations, and perhaps a dash of melodrama. One can’t help but wonder if the Secret Woman is actually hiding from a life of ennui or simply trying to avoid the clutches of a particularly persistent door-to-door salesman. Whatever her motivation, her journey is rife with twists that could leave even the most seasoned detective scratching their head while sipping lukewarm tea. As you flip through the pages, you might find yourself pondering a few pressing questions: What does it mean to be a secret? Is it a badge of honour or merely an awkward way to avoid social gatherings? And why do we persist in our attempts to decipher women when they seem so delightfully content to remain an enigma? Holt tantalises us with the allure of the mysterious while leaving us just enough breadcrumbs to wonder if we’re truly following a path or have instead stumbled into a particularly tricky maze designed by a feline mastermind. But wait! There’s more! As you traverse the world of "The Secret Woman," you are treated to a veritable smorgasbord of narrative delights, including: Unfathomable family secrets that would make even the most seasoned soap opera writers blush. A possible love interest that is about as trustworthy as a three-legged cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Twists and turns that could make a rollercoaster feel like an amateur at a local fair. Gothic settings perfect for potential ghost sightings or, at the very least, awkward encounters with overly friendly residents. A narrative voice that manages to be both alluringly sinister and whimsically detached, like a cat with a penchant for poetry. Condition: This volume, as it happens, is not pristine. Each page carries with it the weight of previous readers’ hopes and dreams—some of which may not have ended well. The cover exhibits the kind of wear that suggests it has seen more action than a b-list action movie star. It may include the odd coffee stain, a few spine creaks that sound like a reluctant orchestra warming up, and perhaps a mysterious hairpin lodged between pages, as if to remind you that secrets often come with loose ends. As you delve into this second-hand treasure, remember that you are not merely reading a book—you are embarking on a quest of sorts, a scavenger hunt through the labyrinth of Holt’s imagination. With each flip of the page, you will come to understand that, while the Secret Woman may be just a figment of fiction, the secrets we uncover within are all too real. So, gather your courage, take a deep breath, and prepare to embrace the quirks and absurdities of “The Secret Woman.” Available through Crappy Old Books for those brave enough to navigate its mysterious depths, this book promises to be a delightful, albeit slightly confusing, addition to your collection. Happy reading, and may the secrets within lead you to unexpected revelations—preferably without the need for a detective’s magnifying glass! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/647/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-secret-woman.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-646 The metamorphoses by Horace Gregory Welcome to a literary experience that promises to be as perplexing and transformative as, well, a metamorphosis itself! Horace Gregory’s 2001 edition of "The Metamorphoses" is a delightful labyrinth of poetic musings that somehow managed to squeeze its way into a Signet Classic collection. As you navigate the serpentine passages of this remarkable tome, prepare for a wild ride that can only be compared to awakening one day and finding out that you’ve turned into something unrecognizable—like a bureaucrat in a mid-life crisis. One might think, "Is this a retelling of the original work, or a post-modern critique featuring accidental puns?" Perhaps it is a bit of both. Gregory’s interpretations pulsate with the kind of vitality typically reserved for top-shelf espresso shots, or at least a tepid cup left unattended for too long. Each page flutters with the weight of ancient wisdom as it attempts to reconcile the absurdity of life’s changes, much like a cat trying to grasp the concept of a bath. Prepare yourself for a poetic exploration that is at once a classic literary treasure and a curious specimen of early 21st-century bookish ambition. This version of “The Metamorphoses” will take you on a whirlwind tour of transformation that veers into the realm of the absurd. You’ll experience moments of profound insight intermingled with the kind of whimsy that makes one wonder if Gregory was perhaps nibbling on some questionable mushrooms while transcribing his thoughts. Not that we’re judging—the more eccentric, the better, right? Much like a family gathering where your eccentric uncle insists on recounting his travels through a series of increasingly far-fetched metaphors. While some may argue that the work is a philosophical exploration of human existence, others might see it as a clever excuse for Gregory to display his impressive vocabulary. Either way, it’s an opportunity to ponder life’s peculiarities while trying to decipher whether the author is genuinely insightful or just having a laugh at our expense. Dive into discussions with your friends about whether “The Metamorphoses” is a testament to human resilience or merely a collection of enchanting nonsense, and watch as they stare blankly back at you, wondering why they accepted your invitation to book club in the first place. If you’re wondering about the content, rest assured that it is as varied as a British buffet—filled with unexpected delights, some questionable choices, and the occasional culinary disaster that leaves a lasting impression on your taste buds. Expect a motley crew of characters and imaginative transformations that could easily inspire a low-budget adaptation or a surrealist play performed by your local amateur theatre troupe. Who wouldn’t want to see an interpretive dance based on the themes of this book? Absurd transformations that might make Kafka raise an eyebrow. Poetic prose that could inspire existential dread or laughter—depending on your mood. Endearing puns that might have you rolling your eyes in disbelief. A book cover that will look splendid on your coffee table, even if you never read it. Footnotes so extensive, they could double as a weightlifting manual. Condition: Used, but not in the “I’ve just been rescued from a pile of rubble” kind of way. This book is lovingly worn, with a few dog-eared pages that gently whisper tales of its previous readers’ deep contemplation—or perhaps confusion. Expect a few coffee stains that add character and a slight musty smell that might remind you of a library where the air freshener was accidentally substituted with a dusty old tome. The perfect ambiance for those seeking to grapple with the great mysteries of life while simultaneously wondering if they should have opted for a lighter read. So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of peculiar literary experiences, or simply wish to impress your friends with an obscure reference about transformations, look no further! This copy of "The Metamorphoses" is available at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing we guarantee is the delightful unpredictability of second-hand literature. Embrace the absurdity and let this book take you on a journey you never knew you needed—but probably won’t forget (even if you want to). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/646/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-metamorphoses-ovid.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classic 9780451527936 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-645 The January Zone by Peter Corris Prepare yourself for a frosty expedition through the murky depths of Australian noir with Peter Corris’s bewilderingly brilliant opus, *The January Zone*. First released in the ludicrously optimistic year of 1988—an era when leg warmers reigned supreme and people thought mullets were a hairstyle—this tome might just take you on a journey that’s as exhilarating as a double shot of espresso served in a chipped mug at a questionable roadside cafe. As the title might suggest, *The January Zone* is not some whimsical celebration of new beginnings. Nope! This book is a frosty embrace, a biting critique of a sunburnt country where the only thing more unreliable than the weather is its inhabitants. Corris, with the deftness of a seasoned magician, weaves the kind of plot that leaves you questioning not only the motives of the characters but also your own life choices as you wade through a sea of existential dread wrapped in a noir-ish cloak. Was January the month when the world turned upside down, or merely a cruel joke played by the calendar gods? You may find yourself asking these pressing questions as you turn the pages. Our protagonist—who we can only assume is a rugged, cynical detective straight out of a hard-boiled fever dream—navigates a landscape rife with treachery and betrayal, yet somehow manages to maintain a sardonic charm. As our hero tiptoes through this icy labyrinth of moral ambiguity, you’ll experience a veritable rollercoaster of emotions—like finding a tenner in an old coat pocket only to immediately drop your ice cream. You might laugh, you might cry, and you might just ponder why you ever thought that buying a second-hand book in January was a wise decision. Corris’s writing oscillates between the poetic and the absurd, much like a poorly designed thermostat that can’t quite make up its mind. You may find yourself scratching your head as you unravel cryptic clues that seem to lead to nowhere, or perhaps to that one holiday party that you were hoping to avoid. The Australian landscape takes on a character all its own, with descriptions so vivid you can nearly smell the eucalyptus and feel the oppressive heat—though let’s be honest, in the January Zone, it’s likely more about avoiding sunburn than enjoying the flora. What you’ll unearth within these pages is a pandemonium of themes that dabble in the absurdities of human nature, moral clashes, and the bewildering notion of choice. Corris seems to relish in the chaos, pushing his characters to the brink, all while reminding you that sometimes the best-laid plans are merely an invitation for disaster. If you’re searching for a narrative that feels like a brisk winter walk through a snowstorm—complete with a few icy surprises—then this is surely the book to trail behind. Condition: Used, naturally, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy boasts an array of delightful quirks: the spine has been lovingly cracked by previous readers who couldn’t resist peeking inside its frosty embrace. The cover features a few scuffs, which only add to its charm, akin to the wrinkles on a well-loved face. Pages may carry the faint aroma of nostalgia, or possibly the lingering scent of an ill-fated January barbecue, but rest assured, they remain eager to share their secrets with you. So, gather your wits, don your coziest sweater, and prepare to traverse the icy corridors of *The January Zone*. Whether it serves as an ironic commentary on the human condition or just a jolly good mystery, one thing is for sure: it’s bound to be a wild ride. Don’t just take our word for it—sink into this bewildering narrative that will have you questioning everything from your taste in literature to the very fabric of reality itself. After all, who knows what strange wonders await you within the pages of a book from Crappy Old Books? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/645/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-january-zone.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett 9780449145135 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-644 Congreve by Alexander Charles Ewald In the vast ocean of literary treasures, one might stumble upon a curious catch: *Congreve*, a work by the little-known literary mermaid, Alexander Charles Ewald, published in 1964 by the enigmatic Mermaid Dramabook. With no ISBN to anchor it in the sea of bookshelves, this tome floats freely like a well-worn buoy, bobbing merrily alongside tales of high-seas adventures and fishy romances. One could speculate that Ewald’s musings are as slippery as the title suggests, possibly reflecting on the duality of human experience, or quite possibly on the peculiarities of marine life. Who knows? Perhaps a fish named Congreve shall one day swim into our hearts—or at least our literary collections. As you delve into this curious volume, expect to be serenaded by Ewald’s peculiar prose, a concoction of poetic devices and theatrical flair that will leave you wondering about his choice in both subject and nomenclature. Could it be a nod to the illustrious playwright William Congreve, or just a happy coincidence? One thing is for certain: the words dance across the pages like fish on a line, occasionally wriggling away just when you think you’ve captured their meaning. Ah, but isn’t that the challenge of literature? To navigate the murky waters of ambiguity while holding onto a glimmering fishhook of understanding? Now, let’s not forget the peculiar charm of the publisher, Mermaid Dramabook. One can only imagine the meetings held by its whimsical founders, perhaps held in a sunken ship or under a coral archway, discussing the merits of theatrical adaptations of underwater folklore. Whatever the case, it’s evident that this book carries with it the essence of a bygone era, replete with the musty scent of nostalgia and the gentle caress of age-old wisdom—if one can call it wisdom. After all, who wouldn’t want to read about a 1960s interpretation of something that may or may not have a connection to a playwright from the 17th century? The allure of *Congreve* extends beyond its pages and into the realm of the bizarre. Imagine the conversations that could arise from a casual mention of this book at a dinner party. “Ah yes, *Congreve*,” you would say, with a knowing nod, “it’s a curious examination of what lies beneath the surface. Or maybe it’s just about a fish.” Your guests would lean in, mesmerized, half-expecting you to unveil some profound insight, while secretly wondering if you’ve simply found a new vessel for your eccentricity. This is the kind of conversation starter that will either endear you to your friends or earn you a place at the far end of the table, grappling with the remnants of overcooked broccoli. But fear not, for even as the book’s intended purpose remains as enigmatic as a mermaid sighting, its physical attributes serve as a testament to its journey through time. The cover, while not exactly pristine, carries the marks of many readers who have come before you. The edges are gently worn, the spine slightly cracked, with the kind of character only a second-hand book can boast. A true testament to the saying that the best things in life are a little rough around the edges—much like the peculiar people who would buy a book published by a company named after a mythical sea creature. Condition: Used, as one might expect from a book of such age and obscurity. The pages are tinged with the golden hue of nostalgia, bearing the fingerprints of those who dared to question Ewald’s literary intentions. Don’t be surprised if you encounter a few dog-eared corners or the occasional coffee stain, artifacts of a book that has clearly lived a full life. It’s a perfect companion for those who relish the notion that every crease in the page tells a story—much like the creases on the faces of those who have read it before. In conclusion, if you find yourself wandering the shelves of Crappy Old Books, searching for a title that promises confusion, charm, and a smattering of irony, look no further than *Congreve*. Open its pages, take a leap of faith into the unknown, and who knows? You might just discover a whole new world filled with the delightful absurdities of literature waiting patiently to be explored. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/644/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/congreve.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books A Mermaid Dramabook no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-642 The Last Of The Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper In a world where the bravado of yore meets the dust of time, "The Last Of The Mohicans" emerges as an anachronistic relic, much like that odd sock lurking in the back of your drawer. Published in the illustrious year of 1979 by Moby Books, this edition brings a fresh layer of irony to James Fenimore Cooper’s classic tale, as if it were a vintage wine poured into a plastic cup at a summer barbecue. One might imagine that the author himself, had he been thrust into the era of disco balls and polyester suits, would have been rather bemused by the 1970s revival of his work, perhaps questioning why anyone would prefer bell bottoms to buckskin trousers. As you leaf through the yellowing pages—a veritable time capsule of literary history—you may find yourself pondering the existential dilemmas of Native American identity, colonial confrontation, and the perennial tug-of-war between nature and civilization. But don’t be fooled into thinking this is a mere history lesson. Oh no! This is Cooper at his most grandiloquent, waxing poetic about the American frontier with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. One can almost hear the sound of a single loon echoing as you read, symbolizing both the beauty and the absurdity of life. But let’s not forget the characters! The Mohicans themselves, noble and stoic, are perhaps the most reasonable souls in a narrative filled with white gentlemen whose decisions could make a cat with nine lives look positively cautious. You’ll encounter such splendid archetypes as Hawkeye, whose sheer audacity is rivaled only by his hair gel, and Chingachgook, whose name alone could serve as a formidable tongue twister for any unsuspecting reader. This is a glorious cavalcade of bravado, misplaced intentions, and the occasional tragic flourish, all wrapped up in a narrative that feels like it’s been lifted straight from the annals of a history book that has seen better days. The 1979 edition even introduces a collection of delightful anachronisms: absurdly verbose footnotes (because who doesn’t enjoy a good interruption while trying to immerse oneself in the wilds of 18th-century America?), and illustrations that look as if they were sketched during a particularly intense game of Pictionary. One might wonder if Moby Books was attempting to give readers a postmodernist twist, or if they simply found a stash of old prints and decided to throw them into the mix like confetti at a toddler’s birthday party. Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate some of the finer points of this curious tome: Experiencing the sheer joy of American colonial conflict without needing a history degree. Indulging in the melodrama that makes Shakespeare look like a minimalist. Encouraging casual insults to your friends by quoting Hawkeye in his most pretentious moments. Learning how not to navigate a forest while simultaneously trying to save your friends from certain doom. Contemplating the deeper meanings behind 19th-century masculinity—all while chuckling at the absurdity of it all. Condition: This literary artifact has endured the passage of time with considerable charm, though it sports a few wrinkles and dog-eared pages—much like your favorite uncle after a long weekend at the pub. The cover shows signs of wear, possibly from someone using it as a makeshift plate during a questionable picnic. It’s a bit like finding a vintage record at a car boot sale; the scratches tell a story, and those who own it can appreciate its quirks. So, if you fancy an evening of self-reflection mixed with the occasional guffaw, this edition of "The Last Of The Mohicans" is just the ticket. Grab it from Crappy Old Books, where treasures and travesties blend seamlessly into the world of second-hand literature, and prepare for a reading experience that is anything but ordinary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/642/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-of-the-mohicans.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Moby Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-641 Pushing Up Daisies by Rosemary Harris In a world where the flowers bloom brighter and the mysteries grow thick like London fog, we present to you “Pushing Up Daisies,” a delightful romp through the underbelly of horticultural mischief, penned by none other than Rosemary Harris in 2009. Because what could be more life-affirming than plants and death? Yes, that’s right, dear reader—this book is not just a simple tale; it’s an intricate tapestry woven from the threads of flora and folly. What lies within these pages may just be the answer to the long-pondered question: when does gardening become murder? We can only assume that Mrs. Harris had a rather vivid imagination and a few too many encounters with uncooperative begonias. Here, the protagonist may find herself up to her elbows in dirt—both literally and metaphorically—while navigating through a web of blooming chaos and suspiciously wilting friendships. After all, in the realm of garden gnomes and rogue daisies, anything is possible. Set against the backdrop of suburban oddity, “Pushing Up Daisies” invites you to explore the secret life of plants and the people who tend to them. Expect charmingly eccentric characters that could only emerge from a place where the tea flows as freely as the gossip. As the plot thickens like a well-composted mulch, every page turns with the anticipation of discovering who might be responsible for that peculiar garden mishap. Could it be the well-meaning neighbour with an unfortunate history of spade-related accidents? Or perhaps the local florist with a penchant for poison ivy? And if that weren’t enough, prepare yourself for the inevitable twists and turns that only a book about horticultural mischief could provide. Expect shocking reveals and the occasional pun that will either delight or make you cringe—depending on your tolerance for botanical wordplay. Whether you’re an avid gardener, a casual plant parent, or someone who just enjoys the smell of soil and secrets, this book offers an irresistible blend of whimsy and intrigue. Condition: Used. This copy of “Pushing Up Daisies” has been on a journey of its own, complete with dog-eared pages and the faint scent of lavender, which may or may not be an accidental byproduct of a prior owner’s gardening adventures. While it bears the marks of a well-loved tome, rest assured that the story remains intact, ready to whisk you away on its meandering paths of mystery and mirth. Curiously, the book’s title has given rise to speculation. Some claim it’s a cleverly disguised metaphor for the cycle of life, while others insist it’s merely a cheeky nod to the unfortunate fate of any poor flower that dares to cross the path of our protagonist’s gardening shears. Either way, this literary bouquet is bound to leave you both amused and slightly bewildered. As you ponder over the myriad of plot possibilities and the questionable choices of fictional flora enthusiasts, you may find yourself reflecting on your own gardening habits—or lack thereof. Perhaps it’s time to reconsider that wilting fern on your windowsill or the suspiciously thriving cactus that seems more sinister than succulent. Whatever the case may be, “Pushing Up Daisies” offers a refreshing perspective on the intersection of gardening and, well, other less-than-innocent pursuits. So, dear reader, if you’re in the market for a book that combines the absurdity of life with the beauty of nature—albeit through a somewhat murky lens—look no further than this charming offering from Crappy Old Books. Just remember, it’s not just about pushing up daisies; it’s about uncovering the buried truths lurking beneath the surface, one garden mishap at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/641/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/pushing-up-daisies.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St. Martins Minotaur 9780312943721 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-640 Darker Than Amber by John D MacDonald In a world where the hues of reality seem to be perpetually painted in shades of grey, John D. MacDonald dares to take us on a jaunt through the murkiness of existence with his wonderfully cryptic title, "Darker Than Amber." Published in the whimsical year of 1966, this novel promises to be as complex and layered as the aspirations of a 1960s philosopher trying to make sense of the chaotic world around him—though it may ultimately leave you scratching your head, wondering if the amber had, in fact, been left out in the sun a bit too long. But let’s not rush into the shallow end of literary analysis. Instead, let’s ponder the fact that this book was published by Ballantine Books, a name that might evoke thoughts of frothy beverages and whimsical picnics rather than the gritty tales of human experience. Perhaps the publisher thought a bit of irony would do wonders for the readership, or perhaps they were simply trying to distract us from the dark underbelly of the tale that lies within. Either way, this book is more than just a collection of words; it’s an invitation to get lost in the amber haze of existential dread. Set against a backdrop that’s likely filled with questionable choices and morally ambiguous characters, “Darker Than Amber” is the kind of novel that seems to whisper sweet nothings to your inner cynic. Expect plot twists that could rival the most unassuming of Rube Goldberg machines, where every turn leads you deeper into the rabbit hole of human folly. The characters might just be as layered as the book cover—perhaps even more so since one can’t help but wonder how much of this story is left unexplored, tucked away between the pages like a forgotten sock in the dryer of existence. Readers will meet a cast of characters that could make an amateur psychiatrist raise an eyebrow or two. From the morally conflicted protagonist who’s probably made more bad decisions than a reality TV star, to the enigmatic side characters who seem to exist solely to add complications to the plot, the people in this narrative may leave you questioning your own life choices. Just when you think you’ve figured them out, they’ll pull the proverbial rug from under your feet, leaving you to ponder why you even thought you understood anything at all. And let us not forget the atmosphere! You’ll be pleasantly (or unpleasantly) engulfed in a milieu that feels both familiar and utterly foreign, like walking through an old neighbourhood that mysteriously changes every few steps. The prose dances between evocative descriptions and terse conversations, creating an experience that feels like a long, awkward dinner with distant relatives—at times enlightening, at others confusing, and often leaving you wondering why you accepted the invitation in the first place. Condition: Used, but not so used that it crumbles into dust at your touch. This book carries the patina of history, with dog-eared corners and the scent of nostalgia mingling with a hint of the unknown—much like the existential dread that permeates the narrative. Its pages may have yellowed slightly, but they hold tight to the secrets of a bygone era, ready to spill their metaphysical guts to any brave soul willing to take the plunge. So, if you’re looking to explore the darker shades of human experience with a slightly ironic twist, "Darker Than Amber" may just be the tome for you. It’s a testament to the quirkiness of life and the ironies that unfold within it. Just remember, as you delve into its pages, that you’ve been warned: you may find yourself questioning your own choices—though that’s hardly a new experience for anyone who’s ever picked up a book from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/640/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/darker-than-amber.jpg 7.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780449129708 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-639 Journey to Forever by Carol Steward In an age where digital distractions abound, Carol Steward’s "Journey to Forever" stands as a relic of a simpler time—2005, to be precise. This tome, published by the charmingly obscure Steeple Hill, promises an adventure that is both mundane and extraordinary, as if life were a series of never-ending bus rides punctuated by the occasional philosophical epiphany. One can only speculate what profound truths might await you within its dog-eared pages, assuming they are not too distracted by the uncanny cover featuring a sunset that seems to have been borrowed from a mid-range travel brochure. Is this a book about love? Perhaps it’s a manifesto on the existential angst of aging—or a whimsical treatise on what it means to journey through both time and space. Or is it a recipe for how to make a decent cup of tea while contemplating the mysteries of life and the universe? The only way to find out is to sift through its yellowed pages and hope that the prose is less tepid than the title suggests. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to take a leisurely stroll through the labyrinth of human emotion, only to find yourself trapped in a cul-de-sac of platitudes, then this book may just be your ticket to nowhere. The narrative is reportedly filled with characters who, like the author, may have once been told they were “interesting” in the way that one might describe a particularly odd-shaped vegetable. Expect to encounter the usual cast of clichés—perhaps a brooding hero, a misguided heroine, and a dog named “Forever” or similar—each more one-dimensional than the last. Moreover, this volume might lead you to ponder the very nature of “forever.” Is it the endless cycle of laundry that follows every weekend? Or the eternal, Sisyphean struggle of finding a parking spot at a local market? Here, the author teases out the concept of lasting love, friendship, and, let’s face it, the agony of choosing between Netflix series. One might even ponder if the title is an ironic nod to the fact that this book will likely end up collecting dust on your shelf, a silent witness to your ever-evolving tastes and your penchant for acquiring yet another book you may never read. Condition: Slightly used, this copy has more character than a pub full of regulars. Expect the kind of wear that indicates a book that has seen—dare we say—action, yet still retains an air of mystery. The pages may be a tad creased, but isn’t that a sign of a well-loved book? Its spine may crackle like a bad joke at an open mic night, but the words within are steadfast, holding their own despite the passage of time. If books could speak, this one would likely mumble something about the importance of perseverance while offering you a lukewarm cup of tea. Aside from its obvious literary merits (or lack thereof), "Journey to Forever" serves as a curious time capsule of the mid-2000s, a decade that somehow managed to be both groundbreaking and tragically mundane. Will it inspire you to embark on your own personal odyssey of self-discovery? Or will you simply add it to your growing pile of “books to read one day” that may one day take on the role of avant-garde coffee table decoration? Only time will tell. In a world overflowing with instant gratification, picking up this book might just remind you of the value of patience—or perhaps the value of just another quick scroll through your phone. Whether you’re a dedicated bibliophile or simply someone who enjoys rummaging through the dusty corners of second-hand bookstores, "Journey to Forever" is available for a small price at Crappy Old Books, where the quirks of literature find a home alongside the delightful absurdities of life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/639/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/journey-to-forever.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Steeple Hill 9780373873111 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-638 The Dollmaker by Amanda Stevens In a world where dolls don’t just sit on shelves but seem to watch your every move, Amanda Stevens’ 2007 offering, *The Dollmaker*, takes us on a peculiar jaunt through the corridors of creativity, obsession, and possibly the odd haunting. Published by Mira—a name that sounds vaguely like a distant cousin to a beloved childhood toy—this book might just be the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever suspected their porcelain companions of having a life of their own. Prepare yourself for the strange, yet oddly captivating journey of someone who clearly spent far too many afternoons with a needle and thread. The protagonist is embroiled in a world where the line between art and madness blurs like the colors of a badly painted doll’s cheeks. You might find yourself pondering the philosophical implications of craftsmanship while also avoiding eye contact with that rather judgemental figurine peering down from your bookshelf. As you navigate the winding paths of Stevens’ narrative, expect your perceptions to shift, much like the unsettling expressions of the dolls that grace its pages. Our dollmaker—who may or may not be a warped genius or a misunderstood artist—creates not merely dolls but entire worlds. Here, creativity meets uncanny eeriness, a delightful concoction best suited for those who enjoy a side of existential dread with their fiction. Readers of *The Dollmaker* may experience an odd amalgamation of feelings, ranging from fascination to unease, perhaps even a sprinkle of the goosebumps commonly reserved for late-night ghost stories. What’s more, there’s a delightful irony in considering that these dolls, often seen as innocent or whimsical, may actually harbor secrets darker than the spaces behind the curtains in your grandmother’s attic. Why not indulge in some light-hearted musings about the nature of creation? Will you, dear reader, find yourself questioning whether your own hobbies might, in a distant universe, lead to a comparable obsession? Perhaps it’s time to confront the unkempt corners of your closet and the dusty shelves where your forgotten projects linger. After all, the dolls you once loved so dearly might spring to life when no one’s watching, plotting their next move against the backdrop of your mundane existence. Condition: Used, which is a delightful euphemism for "well-loved." Expect margins adorned with curious annotations from past readers, possibly revealing their own existential dilemmas. The cover may have seen better days, with creases that tell tales of many late-night readings, perhaps in dim light, as the shadows danced unsettlingly on the walls. The pages, while intact, emit an aroma that evokes nostalgia—a subtle mix of aged paper and the faint scent of regret from all those “I’ll finish it tomorrow” moments. Take a gander at the intricacies of human emotion through the lens of doll craftsmanship. Wonder if your collection of childhood toys may have a hidden agenda. Engage with a narrative as layered as a Victorian gown, full of secrets and intrigue. Find yourself checking the corners of your home for lurking dolls. Debate the merits of creating on the edge of sanity. So why not pick up a copy of *The Dollmaker*? After all, it’s not every day that you can explore the intersection of artistry and oddity, all while being subtly reminded that life is perhaps just as peculiar as a doll that winks at you. Available at Crappy Old Books, where the past lives on in the quirkiest of ways, and your next reading adventure awaits amidst the dust bunnies and half-remembered dreams. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/638/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dollmaker.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mira 9780778324287 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-636 Dream Come True by Ann Major Ah, the enchanting world of the 1980s, where shoulder pads were as big as dreams and hair was defied by gravity. Enter "Dream Come True" by Ann Major, a title so optimistic it practically glows in the dark. Published by Silhouette Books, this novel is akin to a time capsule, perfectly preserving the essence of an era when the hair was big and the romances were even bigger. What could possibly go wrong in a world where a dream can come true? Well, for starters, you could find yourself tangled up in a plot thicker than a cup of Yorkshire tea. The characters, who might as well be the poster children for “how to overact in a melodrama,” leap off the pages as if they’ve just stepped out of a neon-lit disco. Their aspirations and shenanigans could make even the most cynical reader marvel at the lengths people will go to for love—or perhaps merely to avoid the oppressive landscape of beige wallpaper and bad coffee. The cover art alone is worth the price of admission. A dashing hero, probably sporting an impressive mullet, gazes longingly at a heroine whose frizz has surely been styled with enough hairspray to take down a small village. One can only ponder whether the dreams referenced in the title are the characters’ or rather the dreams of the editor who thought this cover could actually sell books. Spoiler alert: they were right, and we are still here, years later, sifting through the remnants of that bold optimism. Holding this book in your hands is like unearthing a relic from a lost civilization that worshipped romance novels above all else. You might find yourself pondering profound questions such as: “Is love really just a series of misunderstandings punctuated by dramatic revelations?” or “What color is the ‘quirky’ font used in the ‘New Releases’ section of my local bookstore?” The philosophical depth is staggering, and therein lies the irony: it’s all wrapped up in a package so glossy, you’d think it was a brochure for a luxurious holiday resort. Within its pages, you may encounter a cornucopia of tropes that defines the genre, including but not limited to: the rich tycoon with a heart of gold, the noble protagonist who insists they only want to be “friends,” and the obligatory stormy night where secrets are spilled like tea at an afternoon gathering. If that’s not enough, brace yourself for moments that challenge the very fabric of your understanding of narrative structure, as characters seem to make decisions based on gut feelings—or possibly the alignment of the planets. But let’s not get too carried away. After all, what would a book from the 1980s be without a healthy dose of melodrama? The tension could be cut with a butter knife, yet somehow all our protagonists manage to fall into each other’s arms at the most inconvenient moments, a spectacle that would make even a seasoned soap opera star raise an eyebrow. And let’s not forget the classic misunderstanding that sends our lovers spiraling into a whirlwind of emotions, only to be resolved by a heartfelt confession in the rain while an orchestral score swells in the background—because, clearly, nothing says romance quite like damp clothing and an impromptu monologue. Condition: Used. The edges of the pages are slightly worn, a testament to the countless times it has been shared and cherished—or perhaps just accidentally dropped in the bathtub. Slight creasing on the cover hints at a life well-lived, while dog-eared corners narrate tales of late-night reading marathons. So, if you fancy a trip back to a time when dreams were just a dusty paperback away, this charming relic is ready to transport you through space and time—no DeLorean required. In conclusion, if you’re seeking a slice of retro romance that’s equal parts endearing and perplexing, "Dream Come True" is the book for you. Purchased from Crappy Old Books, this novel may just surprise you with its unabashed earnestness and unwitting charm. After all, who wouldn’t want a bit of dramatic flair in their reading material? Happy reading! And remember, dreams—like books—are often best enjoyed with a cup of tea and a dash of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/636/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dream-come-true.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Silhouette Books 9780671447304 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-633 The girl most likely to by Susan Donovan In the grand tradition of novels where titles boast a glimmer of promise while the content circles around the drain of mundanity, we present to you "The Girl Most Likely To" by Susan Donovan. Published in the unassuming year of 2009, this delightful tome from St. Martins is the literary equivalent of that forgotten sandwich lurking at the back of your fridge—slightly stale but somehow still intriguing. If you’ve ever pondered what becomes of the girl who was destined for great things yet somehow finds herself in a maze of questionable life choices, look no further. Spoiler alert: it’s not a life of glamour. Our protagonist, who can only be described as a caricature of both aspiration and resignation, navigates through the minefield of small-town expectations, awkward romantic encounters, and an alarming number of cat memes. Readers will find themselves on the edge of their seats (or perhaps just their couches) wondering if she’ll ever unlock her potential. Will she discover the secret of self-actualization, or will she just binge-watch yet another reality series on the plight of people with better lives? One can only hope she doesn’t run out of popcorn. Set against a backdrop that feels as if it’s been plucked straight from a sitcom that never quite made it past the pilot episode, the narrative is peppered with moments of irony that only a true aficionado of second-hand literature can appreciate. You’ll find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of life’s expectations: a wedding here, a career detour there, and don’t forget the obligatory mid-life crisis that seems to be making its rounds among characters who should be too young for such nonsense. Donovan’s knack for weaving humor into the fabric of everyday tragedy offers a unique blend of relatability and surrealism that will keep you both chuckling and cringing. What really sets this book apart, however, is its uncanny ability to make you question whether its pages hold more wisdom than you’d find in a fortune cookie. At one moment, you’ll be laughing at the plight of the heroine as she fumbles her way through yet another romantic disaster, and the next, you may find yourself nodding sagely, pondering the meaning of your own life choices. Is it merely a charming escapade, or is there an underlying message screaming, “Get your act together”? It’s a fine line, and Donovan dances on it with the grace of a hippo in a tutu. In a world where plot twists often resemble the twists of a pretzel, this novel refreshingly subverts expectation. You’ll encounter an ensemble cast that could only be described as a ‘mixed bag’—the supportive best friend who offers questionable life advice, the cynical coworker who revels in sarcastic one-liners, and that irritatingly perfect ex-boyfriend whose very existence serves as a reminder that life is, indeed, unfair. In some ways, it’s almost a parade of characters you might be grateful to avoid in real life but can’t help but love from the pages of your worn-out paperback. Condition: This copy of "The Girl Most Likely To" is used, which translates to a certain je ne sais quoi that only comes from being passed around a few too many book clubs and coffee tables. Expect some dog-eared pages, a few faint coffee stains, and perhaps the previous owner’s musings scrawled in the margin—because who doesn’t love a bit of unsolicited commentary as they unravel the mysteries of a character’s questionable choices? The spine is slightly cracked, but who doesn’t love a book with a story of its own? So, if you fancy a second-hand book that mirrors the quirks of life with a healthy dose of irony, look no further. "The Girl Most Likely To" is waiting patiently to be your companion in existential reflection, laughter, and perhaps even a few “what was I thinking?” moments of your own. It’s a thrilling ride through the absurdity of existence, all for a price that won’t break the bank—just like the fine folks at Crappy Old Books intended. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/633/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-girl-most-likely-to.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St Martins 9780312939519 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-631 Lioness by Shirley Palmer In a world where every woman is a warrior and every man seems to be a supporting character in a rom-com, Shirley Palmer’s "Lioness" prowls through the pages like a feline with a flair for drama. Released in 2004 by Mira, a publisher well-known for whisking away readers into realms of domesticity and dubious romance, this tome now finds itself in the hands of those who appreciate the slightly battered, yet undeniably charming, world of second-hand literature. You might say it’s like finding a cat with a monocle in a thrift store—the blend of quirky and eccentric you never knew you needed. Imagine a bold heroine armed with nothing but courage, a purse full of lip gloss, and perhaps an unfulfilled desire to conquer a realm that doesn’t care for the likes of her. In "Lioness," Palmer explores the complexities of femininity in a light that’s as illuminating as a flickering fluorescent bulb in a once-glorious art deco café. The narrative promises to be a delightful romp through the minds of women who refuse to be just another pair of heels in the proverbial shoe closet. Set against the backdrop of a world where the only thing more ferocious than a lioness is the gossip at the local café, this book struts like a peacock on a catwalk. The writing sparkles with a unique pizzazz that could make even the most mundane tea party feel like an epic duel between titans. Palmer, with her sharp wit and keen insight, serves up a narrative that teeters on the edge of parody while still managing to resonate with the plight of women everywhere—whether they’re battling work-life balance or merely deciding what to wear on a Tuesday. Those who appreciate a good character study will rejoice as they meet a cast that would make even the most boisterous reality show feel like a Sunday church service. Expect to encounter an array of personalities including the overly ambitious career gal, the reluctant romantic, and of course, the sidekick who undoubtedly has more wisdom than all the main characters combined. Each page is a buffet of ironic twists and turns, leaving the reader wondering if they’re reading a self-help book disguised as a novel or the other way around. Feminism meets farce in a narrative that could use a good edit but embraces its flaws. Women who roar! Or at least, quietly express their frustrations over cucumber sandwiches. Potentially the only book where a pun about a cat might elicit a chuckle despite its fervent seriousness. Explores deep existential questions, like, “Why is my latte not foamy enough?” Contains enough dramatic flair to make even Shakespeare consider a career change. Condition: This copy of "Lioness" has seen better days, much like your gym membership after New Year’s resolutions. The cover bears the typical scars of a well-loved book: creases, dog-eared pages, and perhaps a stray coffee stain or two that whisper sweet nothings of past caffeine binges. Inside, the pages are slightly yellowed, a testament to the wisdom they hold. Despite its imperfections, or perhaps because of them, it holds the kind of charm that only a seasoned book can possess—one that has been perused, pondered, and perhaps even debated over a pint or two. As you leaf through the pages of this delightful oddity, you may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all, only to be interrupted by the sudden need to reflect on your life choices, or to simply question why you decided to buy a book called "Lioness" in the first place. It’s a commentary on life wrapped in the guise of entertainment, all while sitting snugly among the other relics at Crappy Old Books, patiently awaiting its next reader to uncover its secrets. So, dear reader, unless you are averse to self-reflection wrapped in humor, "Lioness" might just be the quirky companion you didn’t know you needed for your journey into the wild terrain of modern womanhood—or at least a good chat over a cup of tea while you muse about all the lionesses in your life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/631/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lioness.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mira 9780778320708 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-629 In The Heat Of The Night by John Ball In a time when racism was a peculiar pastime for some and a bitter reality for many, John Ball’s "In The Heat Of The Night" unfurls like an old, tattered flag—full of frayed edges and faded glory. Set against the backdrop of a sweltering Southern summer that could make you question your choice of clothing (or life decisions), this book is an audacious commentary on the social mores that were as thick as the humidity itself. What awaits you within these pages is a delightful romp through injustice, prejudice, and the occasional attempt at human decency, all whilst sporting the kind of wit that could cut through the thickest Southern drawl. Our protagonist, a cop with a moral compass that seems to spin wildly depending on the day, finds himself navigating the murky waters of bigotry and crime. The plot, as convoluted as traditional British knitting, grapples with themes that are just as relevant today as they were fifty-five years ago. One can’t help but wonder whether Mr. Ball intended this tale as a cautionary tale, a mystery, or perhaps just a reason to complain about the weather. Spoiler: the weather is always dreadful, and so is the human condition. But what’s a story without a cast of characters who are distinctly more colourful than the grimy buildings of a forgotten town? The local townsfolk, a delightful mix of unhelpfulness and unintentional humour, serve as amusing foils to our hero’s relentless pursuit of justice. Picture a scene where everyone’s more invested in their local gossip than the actual murder investigation. It’s the kind of community spirit that could only exist in a place where the humidity is so oppressive that even the insects seem to be pondering their life choices. Now, let’s take a moment to reflect on the book’s literary merits—or lack thereof. One can argue that the prose flows as smoothly as an old jalopy with a flat tire, but it does have its moments. There are metaphors that are as heavy-handed as a drunk uncle at a family barbecue, and dialogue that might make you question whether anyone actually speaks like that anymore. Yet, perhaps that is part of its charm—like a well-loved sweater with a few moth holes, it provides a certain warmth despite its imperfections. As you turn the pages, you’ll be confronted with striking imagery that transports you to a world pulsating with tension. The heat is almost palpable, and you can feel the sweat trickling down your back, making you wonder if it’s time for a cooling beverage or a quick escape to the nearest air-conditioned space—though you know deep down that such luxuries were far from the minds of Ball’s characters. A gripping narrative that has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Characters so vivid, you might mistake them for your own eccentric relatives. A crime that’ll have you questioning both your detective skills and your faith in humanity. Wit so dry, you might want to pair it with a refreshing beverage. A historical context that reads like a time capsule, yet feels oddly contemporary. Condition: This copy of "In The Heat Of The Night" has been previously cherished (or possibly cursed) by its former readers. Expect dog-eared pages that whisper secrets of past readers, the smell of aged paper that could make a bibliophile swoon, and the kind of cover wear that suggests it’s seen its share of heated debates and late-night discussions. Perfect for those who appreciate literary relics with a story of their own or just fancy adding a touch of charm to their collection. So, if you’re in the market for a book that can simultaneously raise your blood pressure and tickle your ironic bone, look no further. Embrace the chaos of a world that seems to spin just as wildly as the plot itself. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more used than this book is our sense of irony. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/629/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/in-the-heat-of-the-night.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-628 Living through the blitz by Tom Harrisson Prepare yourself for an electrifying excursion back to the 1940s, where the nights were alive with the delightful sounds of sirens, the crackle of explosions, and the unmistakable scent of burnt toast wafting through the air. In “Living through the Blitz,” Tom Harrisson takes readers on a whimsical journey not just through bombed-out London but through the very heart of British resilience—assuming, of course, you can ignore the occasional falling debris. This is not merely a book; it is an experience wrapped in the peculiar irony of surviving amidst chaos. Published in 1989 by Schocken Books, Harrisson’s account is a veritable cocktail of first-hand anecdotes, cheeky humor, and an unbridled optimism that feels almost audacious given the circumstances. One might suspect that Harrisson was fuelled by a peculiar blend of tea and sheer defiance as he chronicled life under the ever-watchful gaze of enemy aircraft. Readers will find themselves questioning not just how to survive a bombardment but also how to maintain a sense of humor while dodging shrapnel and scavenging for rationed food. As you leaf through the pages, expect to encounter a cast of characters that are as eccentric as they are endearing—your archetypal British stoics mixed with the occasional eccentric who insists on hosting crumpets during an air raid. What better way to illustrate the human spirit than through the lens of wartime oddity? Expect moments of profound introspection punctuated by tales of mishaps, misunderstandings, and mildly irritating encounters with the neighbours—who, let’s be honest, you’d rather not see even if the world weren’t ending. Harrisson’s prose dances merrily between heartfelt observations and dry wit. In fact, one might say he has a knack for turning the grim into the grand. You will find yourself chuckling about the absurdity of life as you read about makeshift bomb shelters repurposed from garden sheds, or the fascinating array of creative excuses people concocted to avoid the blackout regulations. Who knew that wartime ingenuity could manifest itself in an impressive array of knitted blackout curtains? Insightful commentary on the resilience of the British spirit, all while being bombarded. Humorous anecdotes that make you wish you had a cup of tea at hand. Curiously detailed descriptions of wartime gatherings—because nothing says community like a bomb shelter potluck. Character sketches that could easily serve as the basis for a quirky sitcom. A peculiar fascination with the British penchant for complaining, even in the face of imminent doom. Condition: This delightful book is used, which means it has likely been lovingly thumbed through by a number of hands hungry for history—or perhaps just hungry, full stop. Expect slightly dog-eared corners, the odd coffee stain, and perhaps even a couple of repressed gasps embedded within its pages. But fret not! Such imperfections only add to its charm, much like the weather-beaten residents of London who might have laughed in the face of adversity—if they weren’t too busy ducking for cover. In a world dominated by sleek, polished narratives, Harrisson’s “Living through the Blitz” serves as a refreshing reminder of the beauty found in the cracks of our less-than-perfect realities. It stands as a testament not only to survival but also to the joy of finding the extraordinary in the mundane. If you’re ready to embrace the delightful chaos of history, then look no further. Just remember to pick up your copy at Crappy Old Books, where the past is always a little dusty but never dull. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/628/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/living-through-the-blitz.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Schocken Books 9780805208924 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-627 Sounds & Silence by Richard Peck Welcome to the whimsical world of "Sounds & Silence," where the cacophony of life meets the serene void of what can only be described as a paradox wrapped in a riddle and sealed with a St. Bernard’s paw. Penned by the enigmatic Richard Peck in 1979, this literary offering from Dell Publishing is at once a celebration of sound and a haunting meditation on the subtle art of silence. Imagine if the symphony of a thousand clattering teacups could somehow engage in a stilted conversation with the quietude of a sunlit afternoon—voilà! You’ve conjured the essence of this book. In an era defined by both disco balls and existential dread, Peck crafts a narrative that begs the question: what are we really listening to? Is it the pitter-patter of raindrops on windows, or perhaps the muffled cries of your inner child demanding attention while you sip overly sweet tea? This book offers no answers, but it does promise to be the kind of literary experience that leaves you pondering the importance of both shouts and whispers as you navigate the charming absurdity of everyday life. While the cover itself may suggest a 1970s aesthetic drenched in earth tones, there’s a cheeky irony in the juxtaposition of vibrant sound against the backdrop of silence that forces the reader to reconsider every creak and groan of their home. You might find yourself listening more intently to the hum of your refrigerator or the distant sound of a neighbor’s cat fight after a few chapters. Peck taps into the very fabric of auditory existence, making you acutely aware that your life is a soundtrack, albeit one with plenty of awkward pauses. In this extraordinary tome, Peck appears to play the role of a philosophical DJ, mixing tracks of societal observations and introspective musings. Perhaps he was inspired by the great debates of the era—was it really all about the sounds, or did silence hold the key to understanding our chaotic lives? One cannot help but imagine Peck scribbling furiously in a dimly lit café, pondering the profound questions of existence while simultaneously attempting to tune out the blaring of an off-key saxophonist just outside the window. As you flip through its yellowing pages, you’ll encounter sections that may leave you scratching your head, wondering if you’ve inadvertently stumbled upon a beginner’s guide to extreme silence. Indeed, there are moments when you might feel that Peck has taken a two-week vow of silence himself, leaving the narrative punctuated with long, empty stretches that challenge your very patience and sanity. But isn’t that what makes life—in all its noise and quietude—so terribly fascinating? Condition: Used. This copy has seen its fair share of tea spills and perhaps a few existential crises, but worry not! The delightful creases and occasional margin notes from previous owners add an air of authenticity that’s simply irresistible. You might just find a note suggesting alternative interpretations of silence, possibly scrawled in a fit of passion or frustration—who can say for sure? So, whether you’re a sound enthusiast looking for a fresh perspective or a silence aficionado yearning to immerse yourself in the nuances of quietude, "Sounds & Silence" is a delightful enigma waiting to be unraveled. It’s the perfect conversation starter at your next gathering of the odd and literary-minded—assuming, of course, you’re willing to brave the opinions of those who still argue about whether silence truly is golden. Don’t miss your chance to own this peculiar piece of literary history, brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where the only thing more eclectic than our shelves is the company of readers we attract. Grab it while it’s still whispering sweet nothings in the corner of your local second-hand bookstore! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/627/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sounds-and-silence.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell Publishing 9780440981718 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-626 American hero by Larry Beinhart Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, for a journey that’s as American as apple pie and as perplexing as trying to decipher the plot of a David Lynch film! "American Hero" by Larry Beinhart, published in the illustrious year of 1995, dares to explore the murky depths of heroism in a land where the lines between right and wrong are blurrier than a budget TV signal. Is it satire? Is it social commentary? Is it a clever ruse to sell more copies? You decide! In a world where every second person is claiming they’re the next big thing since sliced bread, Beinhart pulls no punches as he portrays a distinctly American struggle. You know, the kind that makes you question everything while simultaneously munching on a double cheeseburger. Our protagonist—who may or may not be a figment of your imagination—navigates the complex landscape of fame, fortune, and the occasional existential crisis, all while sporting a bewildering amount of denim. If denim were a superpower, our hero would surely reign supreme! With Arrow publishing it in the ’90s—a decade renowned for its questionable fashion choices and even more questionable plotlines—this book is a snapshot of the era where grunge was king and everyone decided that flannel shirts were a universal remedy for life’s woes. Beinhart cleverly weaves in a tapestry of characters that you may love, hate, or feel entirely indifferent towards, much like your opinions on pineapple on pizza. Now, you might be wondering what exactly makes this book tick. Are we talking about a hero who saves the day, or one who simply saves his own skin? Spoiler alert: It’s likely the latter. Beinhart has a knack for turning traditional heroism on its head, much like when you attempt a backflip for the first time but end up just flipping the bird to gravity instead. Expect unexpected twists that are as surprising as finding out your quiet neighbor is actually a former circus performer. To further enhance your reading experience (or to confuse you more), here are some delightful features you can look forward to: Protagonist with questionable morals—cheers to that! Plot twists that might leave you questioning your life choices. Dialogue that is as sharp as a tack, but often just as painful. Subplots that resemble a tangled ball of yarn—good luck unraveling that! A nostalgic ’90s vibe that will have you reminiscing about your flip phone. Condition: This book is used, which means it carries a certain charm and character—think of it as a worn leather jacket that’s seen too many late-night escapades and possibly a few questionable decisions. Expect dog-eared pages, annotations from previous readers that may or may not include conspiracy theories, and a cover that has probably been touched by more hands than your average tourist souvenir. It’s the kind of book that whispers “take me home” while simultaneously shouting “I’ve been around the block!” So, if you’re in the market for a narrative that leaves you pondering the very essence of what it means to be an American hero—whatever that may entail—Larry Beinhart’s "American Hero" is the read for you. Be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and perhaps a little bit of self-reflection as you delve into the pages where the absurd meets the profound. Available now at Crappy Old Books, because life is too short for boring reading material! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/626/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/american-hero.jpg 0.25 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099337010 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-625 Decision At Delphi by Helen MacInnes Ah, "Decision At Delphi," a title that sounds remarkably like a particularly intense game of Scrabble gone awry. Published in 1969 by Fawcett Publications—perhaps in an attempt to cash in on the late ’60s fascination with all things Greek and mysterious—this novel promises a thrilling ride through the foggy realms of espionage and international intrigue. One can only imagine the author, Helen MacInnes, sitting in a smoky café, sipping black coffee while pondering the fate of the free world, all while pretending to be a spy herself. Or perhaps she was just trying to figure out how to wrangle her cat into a sensible hat. In a time when the Cold War was cooler than your uncle’s vintage vinyl collection, MacInnes weaves a tale that likely raises more questions than it answers. What decisions are being made at Delphi? How many cups of coffee went cold as the characters engaged in high-stakes dialogue? Is there a hidden meaning in the overuse of commas? These are the burning inquiries that may or may not be addressed. Readers may find themselves captivated—or completely baffled—by the twists and turns, as if they had taken a wrong turn on the way to the grocery store and ended up in a labyrinth instead. The book’s characters are bound to be as colorful as a box of crayons that has been left in the sun. Expect a cast that includes dashing spies, cunning diplomats, and perhaps a disgruntled waiter who knows too much. Each individual likely possesses a backstory more convoluted than a British soap opera plotline, with motivations thick enough to spread on toast. One can only hope that their decisions at Delphi lead to something more substantial than a poorly formed sandwich. As you navigate through the pages, you may be treated to the following delightful features: A gripping plot that may or may not have been influenced by a game of chess. Characters whose names are likely best described as "distinctive"—because calling them "memorable" would be a stretch. A sense of urgency that could make a sloth seem positively hyperactive. Dialogue so sharp it might just cut through the fabric of time. Subplots that could make even a seasoned detective scratch their head in confusion. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, with all the charm and quirks that come with a book that has evidently traveled more than most of us this year. Expect some dog-eared pages and a faint smell of nostalgia, mixed with what may or may not be the scent of burnt toast. The cover shows signs of wear, hinting at numerous attempts to hide the book behind the more respectable volumes on your shelf. But fear not! These marks are signs of character—like the author herself, this book has lived a life. So if you’re looking for a literary expedition that combines the fine art of espionage with the culinary mysteries of Greek cuisine—or if you simply enjoy deciphering the convoluted ramblings of a bygone era—look no further. "Decision At Delphi" is a book that will leave you pondering the mysteries of life, the universe, and why on earth anyone would want to make a decision at Delphi in the first place. Grab your magnifying glass, channel your inner Sherlock, and prepare for a reading experience that is anything but ordinary. After all, it’s not every day you stumble upon a book that has been lovingly embraced by time, dust, and the occasional cat hair. And remember, only at Crappy Old Books will you find such literary curiosities waiting for their next adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/625/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/decision-at-delphi.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-624 Dead Reckoning by Cyril Northcote Parkinson Ah, "Dead Reckoning," a title that hints at either a fatalistic adventure or a rather solemn game of chess gone very wrong. Published in 1980 by Jove Publications—who also brought us a delightful array of pulpy covers and questionable literary choices—this tome promises an experience that may leave you pondering the nature of existence or simply wondering why you can’t find the remote control. Cyril Northcote Parkinson, known primarily for his musings on bureaucracy and the inertia of human endeavor, now takes a daring leap into realms presumably far from office politics and the monotony of filing cabinets. In this gripping exploration of life’s absurdities, one can expect a fair share of irony, possibly seasoned with a sprinkling of dark humour. The title itself conjures images of navigational disasters, perhaps in a literal sense involving boats and miscalculated coordinates. Or maybe, just maybe, it refers to the perilous journey through middle management—where the only thing truly dead is your enthusiasm. Either way, readers are encouraged to brush up on their compass skills or perhaps their sarcasm; it will surely come in handy. Parkinson’s prose has been described as “delightfully convoluted,” akin to a particularly twisty garden path that always seems to lead back to the same uninspiring hedge. Expect a narrative that meanders, taking unexpected detours into discussions about the futility of human ambition, the fragility of life, and what it means to be genuinely lost—both literally and metaphorically. Perhaps you’ll find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of it all while simultaneously contemplating your own role in the grand tapestry of existence, which, as we all know, usually consists of laundry, bills, and the occasional existential crisis. As for the characters, they may be as richly developed as a soggy biscuit, or as profound as a puddle reflecting the sky—take your pick! You might encounter a cast of individuals whose problems are so exaggerated that they would make a soap opera look like a documentary. Expect misunderstandings that could lead to hair-pulling moments, or poetic moments of reflection that lead you to question why you’re still reading this book instead of taking the dog for a walk. The stakes, as they say, couldn’t be lower. As you immerse yourself in "Dead Reckoning," you may wish to consider the philosophical implications of its title. Is it a call to action? A warning? Or merely a reminder that sometimes, one must accept that they are utterly lost and that’s perfectly fine? The book doesn’t provide clear answers but does offer you the chance to ponder these weighty matters from the comfort of your unmade bed, possibly while snacking on biscuits. Condition: Used—meaning this book has lived a life and, much like its author, has gathered a few scuff marks and yellowed pages along the way. It might even have a hint of that nostalgic smell that suggests it has been read in a variety of questionable locations, such as on the bus during your commute or in the confines of a rather damp garden shed. If paper could speak, this one might whisper stories of boredom and intrigue, perhaps lamenting the fact that it didn’t get picked for a book club discussion but rather for a solitary read by a middle-aged gentleman with an alarming fondness for cardigan sweaters. So, why not add "Dead Reckoning" to your collection of second-hand literary misadventures? It serves as a reminder that sometimes, the heaviest burdens arise from the lightest reads. Dive into the fortunate accident that is this book and relish in its slightly awkward company. Who knows? You may even find it more enjoyable than your last Zoom meeting! Available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where we believe that every book has a story—even if that story is a tad, well, dubious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/624/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dead-reckoning.jpg 5.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove Pubns 9780872167285 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-622 Antony and Cleopatra by William Shakespeare Antony and Cleopatra by William Shakespeare A really old book by William Shakespeare who is famous for writing books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/622/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/antony-and-cleopatra.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-621 For Your Eyes Only by Ian Fleming Ah, “For Your Eyes Only” by Ian Fleming—a title that suggests a clandestine affair, yet here it is, boldly displayed in the realm of second-hand literature, practically begging for public scrutiny. Published in 1981 by Jove Books, this volume arrived at a time when disco was still a thing, shoulder pads were a fashion statement, and the world was teetering between Cold War anxiety and the joy of neon leg warmers. It’s a curious juxtaposition, to say the least. One might even wonder if the title is a sly nod to the book’s status as a covert operative on the dusty shelves of your local second-hand bookstore. Fleming, known for his audacious escapades and flamboyant characters—think martini-sipping, tuxedo-clad spies—managed to craft an oeuvre that oscillates between suave sophistication and a sort of cheeky absurdity. “For Your Eyes Only” is no exception, serving up a platter of intrigue that has likely aged like fine wine left too long in a sunbeam. One can only imagine the pages being turned by eccentric readers, each one leaving their imprint in the margins, whether through scribbles of admiration or complaints about the lack of gluten-free recipes within its chapters. What’s particularly charming about this book is its ability to evoke the era of synth-pop and excess while simultaneously feeling like a relic of a bygone time. You can almost hear the distant echoes of 80s music wafting through the air as you leaf through its pages. Readers might find themselves pondering what sort of espionage adventures were considered thrilling back when the hair was big and the plots were thick with intrigue—though, we can assure you that the latter does not always correlate with quality narrative. In this illustrious volume, one may encounter the quintessential spy tropes: jaw-dropping betrayals, thrilling chases, and an endless parade of glamorous yet questionable choices. Yet, let us not forget those peculiar moments where the plot takes a turn so absurd, you might wonder if Fleming was just playing a grand game of literary Twister. It’s all part of the charm, really—like a tuxedo jacket over a Hawaiian shirt, it’s a stylish contradiction that demands your attention. For those who appreciate the absurdities of life, this book offers a delightful experience. It’s perfect for the reader who enjoys pondering the deeper questions of our time, such as: “How many cheese boards can one consume while waiting for the next thrilling page?” or “Is a martini ever truly shaken, not stirred, if consumed while wearing Crocs?” If you’re still on the fence, consider these tantalising aspects of “For Your Eyes Only”: The chance to join the ranks of those who’ve experienced this classic in its slightly battered glory. A unique opportunity to reflect on how far the world has come since the 80s—thankfully we’ve moved past the era of disco and questionable haircuts. A book that speaks to the unyielding allure of the espionage genre, despite the occasional awkward pause for dramatic effect. The sheer delight of discovering literary quirks that only a second-hand book can offer, such as mysterious stains and the occasional bookmark from a long-forgotten library. A perfect conversation starter, ensuring you’ll always have something intriguing to discuss at dinner parties—barring the awkward silences. Condition: This particular copy is used, which means it carries the marks of time and a life well-lived. Expect dog-eared pages, the odd coffee stain, and perhaps even the remnants of a passionate reader’s thoughts scribbled in the margins—each imperfection adding a layer of character. It’s a volume that has witnessed more than a few heated discussions about the best Bond film, and it’s eager to share its stories with you. In a world rife with new releases and shiny covers, “For Your Eyes Only” serves as a reminder that sometimes the best tales are those that have been slightly worn down by the hands of time. Luckily, you can snag this treasure from Crappy Old Books, where the age of a book only adds to its charm—much like a pair of comfy slippers that have seen better days but are still oh-so-comfortable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/621/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/for-your-eyes-only.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-619 North From Rome by Helen MacInnes Ah, the swinging sixties, a decade of bold fashion statements, rock ‘n’ roll revolutions, and the rise of espionage thrillers that promise to whisk you away on clandestine adventures. Enter “North From Rome,” a work of literary art that dares to combine the majestic landscapes of Europe with the grim realities of international intrigue. Written by the enigmatic Helen MacInnes, this 1967 classic is the literary equivalent of a well-worn leather jacket: slightly frayed at the edges but still holding a mysterious allure that could make you the life of the party—or, at the very least, the life of your next book club meeting. In a time when the world was teetering between black-and-white television and vibrant hippie culture, MacInnes decided to take her readers on a tour of Europe that rivals a cheap travel brochure thrown together during a particularly uninspired afternoon. Picture it: the rolling hills of Italy juxtaposed with the murky alleys of espionage. Yes, that’s right; it’s a delightful buffet of picturesque scenery and shadowy dealings that is sure to leave you feeling slightly confused yet undeniably entertained. Our protagonist, who bears the dubious honor of being the star of this unpredictable romp, finds themselves in a web of secrets and lies. With a charm that could only be rivaled by a slightly tipsy uncle at a wedding, this character navigates through a landscape fraught with danger, all whilst wearing a rather dapper trench coat. If you’ve ever dreamt of traveling through Europe while simultaneously dodging spies and questionable public transportation, then this book might just be your new best friend. MacInnes, known for her masterful weaving of suspense and romance, delivers a plot that insists on maintaining a brisk pace, much like the British pub-goer trying to make last call. With characters that are as memorable as a poorly trained cat at a petting zoo, you’ll find yourself pondering the true nature of loyalty, betrayal, and whether you should really trust a man who speaks in riddles and wears sunglasses indoors. The writing style is a delightful mix of dramatic flair and a touch of the absurd, making you wonder if MacInnes was inspired by a particularly vivid dream involving both international diplomacy and a late-night cheese platter. You might find yourself chuckling at the irony of a genre that takes itself so seriously while simultaneously serving up a dish of melodrama that could make even Shakespeare raise an eyebrow. Condition: This particular copy of “North From Rome” has seen better days. The cover is a little dog-eared, and the spine has that distinct, charmingly creased look that suggests it has been passed around like a hot potato among friends. The pages have yellowed with age, providing that delightful aroma of nostalgia that only a used book can offer. A few pencil markings might be found throughout, possibly the musings of a previous reader who was just as perplexed yet intrigued as you are likely to be. It’s the kind of book that tells a story of its own before you even crack it open. So, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of mid-century literary oddities or if you simply need a conversation starter for your next soiree (who doesn’t want to discuss dubious international affairs over a cuppa?), “North From Rome” is waiting for you. Just imagine the delight it will bring to your bookshelves, standing proudly among other equally quirky titles as it whispers tales of espionage and adventure. Let it sit there, slightly worn, a testament to the curious journeys of life and literature. In the end, as you close the cover on this page-turner, you might just find yourself pondering the deeper questions of life, like whether or not there’s a pub nearby that serves a good pint. And remember, this delightful piece of literary history is brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where we believe every second-hand treasure has a story worth sharing—if only to entertain your friends and bewilder your enemies. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/619/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/north-from-rome.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-618 Twice The Citizen by Richard B Crossland and James T Currie In a world where the concept of citizenship is as fluid as a politician’s promise, "Twice The Citizen" leaps boldly onto the literary stage like a middle-aged man at a disco, desperately trying to prove he still has it. Written in 1983 by the dynamic duo of Richard B Crossland and James T Currie, this masterpiece is a most peculiar relic from the United States Army Reserve—because who doesn’t want military insights couched in the airy prose of a paperback published by an organization primarily known for uniforms and saluting? Imagine, if you will, a time when the world was teetering on the brink of a new era, yet somehow, the Army Reserve thought it was the perfect moment to hand out a surprisingly earnest manual on being a “twice the citizen.” What does that even mean? Are we talking double the voting rights? An extra helping of citizenship? Or perhaps a confusing metaphor for those inclined towards excessive patriotism? Only time—and this book—will tell. The authors, Crossland and Currie, perhaps fueled by an unusual blend of caffeine and a collective vision of a future where citizens are equipped with not just rights, but a full arsenal of military jargon, take us on a wild ride. It’s a veritable buffet of all things citizenship-related, served with an unexpected side of military discipline. Expect to learn how to wave your flag with panache while performing an unintentional two-step into bureaucratic absurdity. Reader be warned! This isn’t just a book; it’s a manual for those aspiring to be twice as annoying at local council meetings or, dare we say, the most perplexing contestant on a game show about civics. As you plough through page after page, you will encounter such helpful insights as: The secrets of crafting the perfect patriotic speech that no one asked for How to have strong feelings about taxes without actually paying them Ways to enlist your neighbours in a well-meaning but ultimately pointless community service project A definitive guide to wearing camouflage at family BBQs Understanding the fine line between vigilantism and civic pride It’s a treasure trove of delightful contradictions, like a military parade that accidentally turns into a bake sale. The prose occasionally veers into the absurd, making you wonder if the authors were having a cheeky laugh at their own expense—or at ours. The book feels like a time capsule, preserving not just the era of high-top sneakers and questionable hairstyles, but also the mindset of a pre-digital age when citizenship could still be a tangible, albeit confusing, concept. Condition: Used. Expect dog-eared pages that have clearly been thumbed through during moments of existential crisis or heated debates about lawn care and zoning laws. The spine is mildly cracked, not unlike the authors’ ambition, and the cover boasts a patina of wisdom, grime, and possibly a leftover slice of pizza from a post-meeting munch. This book has been clearly loved, or at least tolerated, by its previous owner, who may or may not have taken it to a few awkward gatherings. As you close the final chapter, you’ll find yourself questioning your own status as a citizen. Are you one of those ‘twice the citizens’? Or perhaps you’re just content with your modest, single helping of rights and responsibilities? Whatever your conclusion, this book will surely spark lively discussions at the next neighbourhood potluck, or at least serve as an amusing conversation starter. So remember, whether you’re a proud citizen or simply a person with an address, "Twice The Citizen" is available right now through the whimsical portal known as Crappy Old Books. Grab your copy, and prepare to challenge not just your understanding of citizenship, but also the very essence of what it means to be an engaged member of society—all while looking fabulous in that camouflage. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/618/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/twice-the-citizen.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books United States Army Reserve no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-616 History Of Europe Since 1815 by Henry W Littlefield Once upon a time, in a world not too dissimilar from our own, an intrepid author named Henry W. Littlefield embarked on a Herculean quest to chronicle the sprawling melodrama that is Europe since the dawn of 1815. Yes, that’s right—the year when Napoleon decided to take a little sabbatical, leaving a continent in chaos and a plethora of awkwardly dressed aristocrats to navigate the intricate dance of politics and power. This book is not merely a history lesson; it’s a rollicking saga filled with more twists and turns than a badly plotted soap opera. One might say it’s the perfect companion for your next existential crisis while sipping lukewarm tea! Published in 1963 by the illustrious Barnes & Noble, this tome claims to distill nearly one hundred and fifty years of European history into a manageable format. Littlefield, with his deft hand and an apparent disregard for brevity, takes us through the Industrial Revolution, two World Wars, and enough diplomatic snafus to fill a season of a reality TV show. What better way to grasp the intricacies of European strife than through the eyes of a historian who likely never wore a monocle but would have looked splendid in one? Expect a panorama of drama as you flip through the pages. Littlefield seems to have taken a cue from the romantic poets, weaving tales of revolution, rebellion, and the occasional tea party. He paints a picture of Europe that’s as vibrant as a child’s first attempt at finger painting—a bit chaotic, somewhat messy, but undeniably full of character. As you wade through the muck of imperial ambitions and economic downturns, you may find yourself inadvertently rooting for a war-torn nation or two, simply because they had the best snacks at the negotiating table. In a world where history is often presented as a dry list of dates and names, Littlefield’s approach is a refreshing change—like stumbling upon a long-forgotten pub in a deserted alley, stocked with dusty bottles of forgotten spirits. He challenges the reader to consider the implications of each event, not just as facts to be memorized for a testing ritual, but as the very fabric of the lives that were led. Did you know, for instance, that the Treaty of Versailles was less a solemn occasion and more a raucous dinner party gone wrong? Well, you might if you take the plunge into this densely packed narrative. Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: the book’s condition. Condition: As sold by Crappy Old Books, this particular copy has seen better days. The cover, which once gleamed with the enthusiasm of its first print run, now sports a certain patina of age—think of it as a vintage wine bottle, complete with the marks of time and a few wine stains for character. The pages, no longer pristine, have probably been lovingly thumbed through by previous owners who may or may not have left behind their own existential musings in the margins. But don’t let that deter you! Each crease, each yellowed page tells a story of its own, making your reading experience a bit like a historical scavenger hunt. So, should you embark on this odyssey through the annals of history with Henry W. Littlefield? If you’re looking for a book that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices—then grab a copy! You might just find yourself becoming the life of the party with your newfound knowledge of the convoluted tapestry of European events. Who knew that the past could be such an entertaining companion? In conclusion, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to experience the chaos of history through the lens of a slightly bemused historian, look no further. Snag your copy today and let Crappy Old Books deliver you into a past that was as delightfully messy as your own life choices—because history, much like a second-hand book, is meant to be cherished, warts and all. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/616/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/history-of-europe-since-1815.jpg 6.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Barnes & Noble 9780389000501 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-615 One Man One Mule One Shovel by Ormund Powers In this rather extraordinary tale titled "One Man One Mule One Shovel," Ormund Powers—whose very name sounds like it belongs to a forgotten historical figure rather than a mere author—invites you into a world that can only be described as both absurdly simple and mind-bogglingly complex. Set against the backdrop of a quaint yet inexplicably convoluted rural landscape, this book seems to promise an adventure that is at once pedestrian and surreal. Admittedly, the title raises more questions than it answers: Is the man the protagonist, or does the mule take the spotlight? And just what is the shovel’s role in this trifecta of unfortunate equipment? Prepare to embark on a literary journey that thwarts expectations at every turn, like a mule stubbornly refusing to budge from the path of righteousness—or any path, really. As you delve into the pages, you’ll be struck by Powers’ unique approach to storytelling. Each character feels as real as a loaf of bread left out in the sun for a week, and yet almost everyone you meet is endowed with an enthusiasm for their unremarkable tasks that rivals the most ardent of zealots. The protagonist, who may or may not be named Oswald, finds himself entwined in the daily rigmarole of life that involves a shovel—perhaps for digging, perhaps for self-reflection. Who can say? What is clear, however, is that Powers has crafted a narrative that resonates with the sort of existential dread usually reserved for those unfortunate enough to read their bank statements. In an age where plot twists and cliffhangers reign supreme, Powers seems to have taken the road less travelled—or, indeed, not travelled at all. One might even argue that the plot itself is a bit of a mule: it plods along at a leisurely pace, stubbornly refusing to veer off into the realm of excitement. Readers may find themselves asking, "Is this a meditation on the simplicity of life or a lamentation of time spent in the company of livestock?" The answer, dear reader, is likely as muddy as the proverbial water you’ll find in the village well. Condition: Used. This copy bears the marks of its storied past, complete with dog-eared pages, mysterious coffee stains that suggest someone took their literary duties rather seriously, and the occasional scribble in the margin that might be a deep philosophical thought or simply someone’s grocery list. Every crease tells a tale, and every mark a mystery—like a map of a treasure that may or may not exist. If you’re seeking pristine perfection, this copy may not be your shovel of choice. The book also challenges conventional literary wisdom by celebrating the mundane—after all, how many novels can you read that feature a shovel as a primary object of intrigue? Does it serve as a symbol of hard work or a mere tool for digging up the buried past? With its unique blend of irony and charm, Powers offers a narrative that could just as easily inspire an academic thesis as it could a blank stare of confusion. You may find yourself pondering the deeper meanings behind the relationship between man, mule, and shovel—or you might just chuck it aside and contemplate dinner instead. As you sift through the layers of meaning and semi-meaning (as an onion might offer, if only it were to grow arms and legs), you might also want to consider the following points before you get too lost in existential reflections about your own life choices: Will you ever look at a shovel the same way again? How many pages can you read before succumbing to the hypnotic rhythm of the prose? Is the mule a metaphor for the burdens we bear, or just a really stubborn animal? What would happen if you replaced the shovel with a garden hoe? Chaos? Can you name another book where the title is just a list of items? Probably not. So, if you’re looking for a book that promises to tickle your intellect, confuse your senses, and make you question whether you have time for yet another existential crisis, look no further than "One Man One Mule One Shovel." Available at Crappy Old Books—where the only thing better than a good read is an excellent story behind the read itself. Happy digging! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/615/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-man-one-mule-one-shovel.jpg 5.62 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anna Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-614 The Urban Nation 1920-1960 by George E Mowry Are you ready to embark on a rambling journey through the annals of metropolitan history, where George E Mowry, the philosopher of the concrete jungle, showcases his nuanced take on urban life from 1920 to 1960? One cannot help but speculate whether Mowry was observing the world through a monocle, sipping on an espresso while surrounded by the cacophony of clattering typewriters and the faint smell of wet asphalt. The Urban Nation is not just a book; it’s a time capsule for those who have ever pondered how cities evolved from charming little hamlets into sprawling behemoths of brick and mortar, often leaving behind nothing but the echoes of stifled dreams and misplaced pigeons. In an era where the sound of jazz mingled with the hum of streetcars, Mowry chronicles the growing pains of urbanisation, turning each page into a love letter to the cities that may have lost their allure but gained a certain character—think potholes, traffic jams, and the curious aroma of hot dog stands. He unfolds a narrative that swings between the poetic and the absurd, inviting you to contemplate the existential dilemmas faced by those who dared to inhabit these urban landscapes. One can’t help but imagine that while Mowry was busy documenting the rise of urban nationhood, he was simultaneously dodging a double-decker bus and critiquing the local café’s beans. What makes this work truly special is Mowry’s unique ability to blend socio-political commentary with an undercurrent of dry British wit. His insights might leave you wondering if he was secretly penning a sitcom script while observing the daily dramas unfolding in the streets below. Who knew that the struggles of urban planning could be rendered with such flair? Who knew that the tale of brick, stone, and concrete could double as an exploration of the human condition? As you delve into these pages, brace yourself for a rollercoaster of insights, sharp observations, and the occasional historical tidbit that could easily become a party trick at your next soirée. You might find yourself pondering whether city planners are akin to modern-day wizards, conjuring up chaos with every zoning law they draft. Mowry deftly highlights the dichotomy of city life: the hustle and bustle juxtaposed with moments of profound stillness, where one can reflect on the bigger questions of existence, like why the public transit schedule never seems to align with the actual arrival of your bus. Now, let’s not forget the multitude of characters that drift in and out of Mowry’s urban narrative. From the optimistic street vendor hawking his wares to the existentialist artist painting the skyline, each figure serves as a testament to the vibrant tapestry that is urban life. You might even be left with the feeling that you know them personally, as if they’ve invited you for a cuppa while regaling you with tales of their daily escapades in the concrete maze. Condition: Used, which is a euphemism for “this book has seen things.” Expect dog-eared corners, the occasional coffee ring—perhaps even a note jotted down by a former owner contemplating the meaning of life amidst the ever-looming skyscrapers. Each mark and stain tells a story, adding an extra layer of charm to Mowry’s already captivating work. As you flip through these well-worn pages, it’s hard not to appreciate the irony that while cities may have been built on dreams, they are often inhabited by the messy realities of daily life. The Urban Nation doesn’t just recount history; it offers a glimpse into the chaos and beauty that define our existence in these ever-evolving metropolises. In a world dominated by sleek e-readers and sterile PDF files, there’s something refreshingly authentic about holding a second-hand book, especially one from Crappy Old Books. So, grab your cup of tea and prepare to unravel the intricate dance of urbanity that Mowry so whimsically depicts. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/614/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-urban-nation.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hill and Wang no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-612 Reunion & Reaction by C Vann Woodward Welcome to a literary experience that promises to be as refreshingly perplexing as a plate of cold spaghetti at a summer picnic. C Vann Woodward’s "Reunion & Reaction" is the 1966 tome that has somehow managed to slip through the fingers of time, much like that elusive sock that disappears in the laundry. Published by Little, Brown and Company, this book is not just a collection of words, but rather an invitation to ponder the grand tapestry of human connection—or perhaps the lack thereof. You can almost hear the air quotes around ’reunion’ and ’reaction’ echoing through the pages. In this book, you might find yourself wrestling with the concept of reunions, which may or may not feature awkward encounters with long-lost relatives armed with dubious stories about the family dog. Woodward expertly navigates the murky waters of nostalgia, reaction, and perhaps even the existential dread that accompanies the realization that reunions often bring more questions than answers. Who knew that catching up over stale potato chips could lead to such profound insights about society? Certainly not your Aunt Marge. The author, a revered historian, seems to be waving a flag that reads "History is not just dusty old books," though it might be just as dusty. With a keen eye for the ironies that shape our lives, Woodward dives into the labyrinth of historical context, where the past collides with the present in a way that would make even the most seasoned time traveler reconsider their itinerary. Think of it as if history were a series of family reunions, each one slightly more uncomfortable than the last. As you flip through the pages, you may encounter some peculiar gems, such as: A thorough analysis of the societal reactions that greet any family gathering, including the notable ’side-eye’ maneuver. An exploration of food as a conduit for connection—or a means to avoid eye contact altogether. Woodward’s insightful musings on whether it’s possible for time to be more forgiving than our relatives. A deep dive into the meaning of “family,” which might leave you questioning your own lineage. A thorough examination of historical reunions that went spectacularly awry, ensuring you feel better about your own family affairs. Condition: This book has lived a full life (perhaps more than its fair share), bearing the signs of wear and tear that suggest it has been passed around at quite a few questionable gatherings. Pages are slightly yellowed, as if the book itself has absorbed the wisdom of ages or just the scent of old tea. There’s a faint smudge on the cover resembling an indecipherable family secret, and the spine is comfortably cracked—clearly this volume has been well-loved, or at least well-considered during a long evening spent reminiscing. As you absorb Woodward’s delightful prose, you may find your own reactions conflicting with what you wished to feel during that last family get-together. Was Uncle Joe really that annoying, or did you just misinterpret his enthusiasm for conspiracy theories as genuine interest? The book raises questions that have no easy answers, much like the question of why you thought it was a good idea to go back for a second helping of Aunt Edna’s fruitcake. So why linger? Grab your copy of "Reunion & Reaction" and prepare for a delightful jaunt through the interwoven narratives of history, family, and the beautifully awkward moments that keep us all connected. Who knows? You may emerge from its pages with a new perspective—or at least a good chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Just remember, it’s available as sold by Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beauty in the peculiar and the joy in the slightly worn. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/612/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/reunio-and-reaction.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little, Brown and Company no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-611 The Devils Dress by Mary Mann Fletcher In a world where fashion reigns supreme and societal norms are but mere suggestions, Mary Mann Fletcher’s audaciously titled tome, "The Devils Dress," emerges like a flamboyant peacock at a funeral. Published in the swinging year of 1972 by the illustrious Prestigue Books (which sounds like the result of an artsy dinner party gone awry), this book promises to take readers on a sartorial journey that defies both reason and gravity. Are you ready to unravel the mysteries of fabric and folly? Imagine a universe where clothes carry the weight of not just fabric but also existential dread. With every turn of the page, Fletcher spins a yarn about a dress so magnificent, so daring, it makes the Mona Lisa blush. Adorned with sequins that twinkle like the eyes of a thousand mischievous sprites, this dress becomes a symbol — or perhaps a curse — for those who dare to wear it. Yes, dear reader, you may find yourself questioning the very essence of style, and whether the dress or the wearer is truly possessed by the spirit of the devil. Our author, Fletcher, seems to have a knack for weaving irony into her prose, creating a narrative that is part fashion critique, part social commentary, and entirely bewildering. One might wonder if she had a crystal ball predicting the future of runway shows, where models strut in garments that resemble works of abstract art rather than traditional clothing. Did she foresee the return of the avant-garde? Or was she simply trying to make sense of the polyester nightmare that plagued the 1970s? Either way, her observations will leave you chuckling nervously as you examine your own wardrobe choices. As you leaf through the pages, prepare to encounter a motley crew of characters who all share an inexplicable fascination with this singular dress. They range from the flamboyant socialite who believes the dress can grant her eternal youth, to the cynical tailor who views it as a mere object of ridicule. Each perspective adds a delightful layer to the narrative, ensuring that you will not only contemplate the ethics of dressing but also engage in the kind of philosophical debates typically reserved for late-night pub discussions. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days, much like the dress it features. Expect the pages to be slightly yellowed, reminiscent of a bygone era when bell-bottoms were all the rage and hair was best when it resembled a bird’s nest. The cover, while showing signs of wear, boasts a certain charm that only a second-hand book can claim. It has lived a life, possibly even worn by someone who thought they could pull off the devilish ensemble themselves. It is the perfect companion for your coffee table, sparking conversation and perhaps a few raised eyebrows. A wardrobe malfunction that could lead to an existential crisis. A representation of the 1970s that is both cringe-worthy and captivating. Characters who could easily moonlight as fashion advisors or cautionary tales. A dress that may or may not be a gateway to hell, depending on your taste in fashion. Prose that dances between the absurd and the insightful, like a drunken ballet. So, if you find yourself pondering the deeper significance of your own clothing choices or if you’re simply in the market for a book that will add a touch of the bizarre to your library, "The Devils Dress" may be just the peculiar pick you need. It’s a delightful nod to the ridiculousness of fashion and the human condition, all wrapped up in a cover that has seen more parties than you have. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the past is never truly forgotten, and the quirks are always celebrated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/611/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-devils-dress.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Prestigue Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-609 Cry Attack by John Burgan In a post-war world where hope is as scarce as a decent cup of tea, John Burgan’s “Cry Attack” leaps off the shelf like a startled rabbit at the mere mention of a cucumber sandwich. Published in 1947 by Avon Publications—home to many a forgotten literary treasure—this peculiar tome is a delightful enigma wrapped in the riddle of human emotion. Prepare yourself for a literary journey that may or may not require a strong drink and a sturdy hanky. As you delve into the pages of this rather cryptic narrative, you may find yourself pondering the great mysteries of life: What exactly constitutes a “cry attack”? Is it a spontaneous outburst of tears during a particularly moving advertisement for a new brand of tea? Or perhaps it’s that moment when you find out your favourite biscuit has been discontinued? Spoilers: it’s likely neither, but Burgan’s imagination is certainly robust enough to conjure something equally absurd. The book unfolds in an era that is both gritty and glamorous, where the jazz age meets the post-war blues in a dance that can only be described as half-hearted. Characters emerge, or perhaps stumble, from the shadows like characters in a half-forgotten dream, each with their own unique brand of melancholy. You might find yourself engaged in an intellectual tug-of-war with the protagonist who navigates the chaos of life’s disappointments while simultaneously attempting to avert a full-blown emotional meltdown. It’s like watching someone attempt to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle—entertaining, yet slightly alarming. But fear not! The charm of “Cry Attack” lies not in the solemnity of its narrative but in its quirky exploration of the human psyche. Imagine a melancholy circus where the clowns are in therapy, and the ringmaster is having a midlife crisis. Burgan’s prose dances with irony, and his wit is sharper than a particularly vindictive cheese knife. You may find yourself chuckling at moments that are supposed to be tragic, and pondering existential questions that arise from the most mundane situations. This is the essence of Burgan’s style—seriousness cloaked in whimsy. Readers of the 1940s may have been drawn to this book in the hopes of finding solace in its pages. Instead, they likely encountered a delightful chaos that perfectly mirrored the disarray of the world around them. The book’s title alone evokes an unexplored territory of emotional outbursts and awkward encounters that make you question your own sanity, while simultaneously reassuring you that you’re not alone in your bewilderment. As you flip through the pages, you might notice a charming collection of oddball moments that feel like snippets of life, ranging from trivial to absurd. Here are some of the themes you might encounter: Unexpected encounters with strangers in the queue at the post office. Philosophical musings about the merits of different types of cheese. Awkward family gatherings that spiral into chaos. Unrequited love and the questionable wisdom of sending a heartfelt letter. Spontaneous dance parties in the middle of the living room. Condition: This book is used, which means it has been lovingly thumbed through by countless literati (or perhaps just people looking for a good laugh). Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain that whispers of late-night reading marathons, and a spine that has borne witness to both laughter and tears. In short, it’s a book that has lived a life, much like its potential readers. So, if you’re in the mood for a quirky exploration of life’s absurdities, “Cry Attack” is the perfect companion for your next rainy afternoon. You can find it amidst the stacks at Crappy Old Books, where every book tells a story, and not all of them are entirely coherent—but that’s precisely the charm of it, isn’t it? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/609/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/cry-attack.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon Publications no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-608 The Eagle Has Landed by Jack Higgins In a world where the phrase "the eagle has landed" might conjure images of majestic avians or perhaps a rather unfortunate misinterpretation of an amateur astronomy club’s meeting, Jack Higgins takes us on a journey that is anything but about birds. Published in the illustrious year of 1981 by Bantam Books, this novel is a veritable time capsule of intrigue, espionage, and the sort of suspense that might make even the most stoic tea drinker glance over their shoulder while waiting for the kettle to boil. Are you ready for high-stakes adventure intertwined with the tedium of paperwork? Do you ever wonder what goes through the minds of clandestine operatives when they’re not busy dodging bullets or plotting world domination? Higgins, with his impeccable knack for storytelling, invites you to ponder such profound questions while navigating the labyrinthine plots of World War II espionage. The plot may twist and turn like a pretzel at a British carnival, but one thing remains clear: you’ll never look at a military operation—or a poorly executed landing—quite the same way again. Our protagonist (well, they’re probably a protagonist; we wouldn’t want to spoil the fun) is embroiled in a scheme so outlandish yet delightfully absurd that you might just find yourself chuckling into your tea. The stakes are high, the dialogues are snappy, and the characters, bless their hearts, are as memorable as that one relative who insists on retelling the same holiday story every year. And let’s be honest, you might even find a few plot twists that rival your great-uncle’s tales of his time in the RAF. This novel isn’t just a book; it’s a gateway into a bygone era of paperbacks that smell of must and adventure—if you don’t mind a hint of nostalgia mingled with the scent of old wood and ink. It’s the sort of read that demands a comfy chair and perhaps a well-worn cardigan, as you settle in for a dose of historical fiction that may or may not take itself too seriously. Rest assured, the word ’landed’ in the title may or may not refer to both eagles and the occasionally grounded plot points. If you’re wondering what else you can expect from this literary escapade, let us present a tantalizing list of attributes that make “The Eagle Has Landed” a must-have for your crumbling bookshelf: A thrilling exploration of wartime espionage that may just confuse you about the actual history. Characters whose motivations are as clear as a foggy day in London. Plausibly implausible scenarios that make you question your own life choices. Climactic moments that would make even the most jaded reader sit up and take note. Dialogue that crackles with wit, or at least the sound of a confused parakeet. Condition: Used, and perhaps more loved than some of the novels on your shelf. Expect pages with yellowed edges and the occasional smudge from a well-meaning previous owner who may have, at one point, attempted to cook while reading. The spine is likely to creak with the wisdom of countless readings, and you might even find annotations that could rival the original text in charm and wit. It’s not just a book; it’s a history of the adventures it has lived through in the hands of those who dared to dream of espionage adventures. So, if you’re in the market for a book that’s less about the precision of eagles landing and more about the delightful chaos of human folly wrapped in the guise of a war thriller, look no further. Snag your copy from Crappy Old Books, where the old meets the quirky, and books have stories that extend far beyond their pages. Just don’t forget to keep an eye on the skies—you never know when an eagle might decide to land! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/608/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-eagle-has-landed.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-605 UK Web & Mini Comix Thing Anthology 2010 by Anthology Gather ’round, dear reader, and prepare to embark upon a delightful odyssey into the whimsically chaotic realm of the UK Web & Mini Comix Thing Anthology 2010! A treasure trove of ink-stained madness that sprouted from the fertile minds of underground comic creators, this anthology defies all logic and mainstream sensibilities. It’s as if a band of merry misfits decided to hold a competition for the quirkiest quirks, and this book is their glorious, ink-splattered trophy—minus the polish and prestige. Published in the halcyon days of 2010, a year when people pondered the mysteries of life over cups of tea while tweeting about their breakfast choices, this anthology is a veritable smorgasbord of visual storytelling. Each page is a delightful conundrum of styles, where doodles and sketches collide in a riotous cacophony of creativity. You might just find yourself questioning what you’re reading or even wondering if you’ve accidentally stepped into a parallel universe where the laws of artistic decency have been tossed out the window, along with any concern for coherent narrative flow. Within these pages, you will encounter a myriad of comic strips that challenge the very fabric of what constitutes a story. Expect the unexpected: characters that sprout from the most bizarre corners of the imagination, plots that twist and turn like a particularly unruly rollercoaster, and art styles that vary so wildly, you may well feel like you’ve entered an abstract art exhibit where the curator has taken an extended tea break. What, you ask, is the true nature of this anthology? Well, that’s the beauty of it, dear bibliophile! It is a hodgepodge, a mélange, an eclectic mix—a bit like a potluck dinner where everyone brought their most peculiar dish. Within this charmingly disheveled collection, you might stumble upon: Comics that feature existential crises faced by anthropomorphic vegetables. Unexpected tributes to the lost art of the handwritten letter, presented in scrawled penmanship that may or may not resemble actual words. A rogue band of pigeons debating the merits of various urban landscapes. Miniature biographies of fictional characters who never quite made it out of the sketchbook. Comix that may leave you pondering the very essence of life—or just scratching your head. Now, let us pause for a moment of practical wisdom. Condition: This book is used, which is a polite way of saying it has seen some things—perhaps a coffee spill or the occasional fervent scribble in the margins from a reader who simply couldn’t contain their enthusiasm (or disdain). Anticipate the charming scent of previous owners mingling with the faint aroma of old paper, like a nostalgic embrace from a long-lost friend. Expect dog-eared corners and a cover that might exhibit a few wrinkles, much like its author after a long night of contemplating the universe’s most pressing questions. In a world where the vast majority of comics are polished to an unrecognizable shine, this anthology stands proudly in its unrefined glory. It’s as if the creators said, “Let’s not bother with perfection! Let’s revel in our imperfections!” And revel they did, giving you a portmanteau of creativity that is at once bewildering and invigorating. You may find yourself falling into a rabbit hole, not unlike Alice, but instead of discussing the meaning of life with a Cheshire Cat, you’re entangled in the bizarre adventures of a cartoon carrot contemplating its own mortality. So, if you’re ready to embrace a bit of chaos and indulge in the delicious absurdity that is the UK Web & Mini Comix Thing Anthology 2010, look no further. It’s the kind of book that will make you laugh, cry, or simply raise an eyebrow in bemusement. Perfect for those quiet evenings when you’re in dire need of something utterly unpredictable—or when you simply want to impress your friends with your avant-garde reading choices. Grab this eclectic collection from Crappy Old Books, where old tomes and curious finds await those bold enough to sift through the literary oddities of yesteryear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/605/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/anthology10x.jpg 6.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books UK Web & Mini Comix Thing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-604 Jonathan Swift - A Collection Of His Works by Philip Pinkus Ah, the illustrious Jonathan Swift, who once cajoled the literary world with works so biting they could leave a mark on even the most impervious of egos. In 1965, a chap named Philip Pinkus decided to compile a veritable cornucopia of Swift’s literary escapades, offering us a chance to indulge in the mind of a man who was, let’s face it, the original social media troll—minus the hashtags and emojis, of course. This collection, published by the daringly adventurous Odyssey, serves as a portal into the mind of Swift, who had an uncanny ability to wrap his scathing critiques of society in layers of wit so thick, you’d need a literary machete to cut through. Pinkus, in a fit of enthusiasm (or perhaps caffeine-induced mania), has curated a selection that promises to be as enlightening as it is baffling, making you question not only the world around you but also the peculiar choices that led you to read this book in the first place. With no ISBN to speak of, it’s as if this book exists in some alternative reality where bibliophiles wander the streets clutching their copies of Swift like prized possessions, while the rest of the planet is blissfully unaware of their literary treasure. It’s a charmingly rebellious stance, much like Swift’s own views on the political and social constructs of his day. You might find yourself wondering if it was a bold move or simply a clerical oversight on the part of the publisher. Either way, it adds to the book’s offbeat allure. What can you expect from this tome? Well, for starters, a rich array of satirical gems that might just incite a chuckle or a thoughtful furrow of the brow—perhaps both, if you’re particularly ambitious. Pinkus has included everything from Swift’s famous satirical essays to lesser-known works, ensuring that you are equally entertained and perplexed. You could say that reading this collection is like attending a dinner party where the host is a little too fond of the sound of their own voice, but you can’t help but be drawn in by their eccentricity. As you flip through these pages, you may encounter themes that range from the absurd to the alarmingly relevant, as Swift had a knack for observing human folly in all its grotesque glory. In a world where social media influencers reign supreme and everyone seems to have an opinion on everything, one has to wonder if the satirical spirit of Swift is more needed now than ever. But then again, who wants to be reminded of their existential crises while attempting to enjoy a quiet evening with a cup of tea? Condition: Used, which is to say this book has seen its fair share of other readers, each leaving behind a trace of their thoughts in the margins—or perhaps just a smudge from a half-hearted attempt at tea-staining. There’s a certain charm in the pages being slightly dog-eared, as if they hold secrets whispered among those who dared to delve into Swift’s world before you. Expect a few annotations; some may even make you chuckle, as you ponder what philosophical rabbit hole the previous reader found themselves lost in. So, if you fancy a literary rummage through the mind of a satirist who had the audacity to take on the establishment—and often did it while sporting a wry grin—this collection may just be your ticket to the odd universe of Jonathan Swift. It’s an invitation to explore the absurdities of life while nestled comfortably in the company of a writer who dared to poke fun at the very fabric of society. Grab this collection from Crappy Old Books, where the past meets the peculiar, and you just might discover that the old adage about books being judged by their covers holds little weight when faced with the genius of satire. Your evening of eccentric wit and social commentary awaits, but do bring your own tea—preferably without the threat of spillage on these eclectic pages! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/604/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jonathan-swift-a-selection-of-his-works.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Odyssey no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-603 The politics of the Prussian Army - 1640-1945 by Gordon A Craig In the grand tapestry of military history, few threads are as delightfully tangled as that of the Prussian Army, and who better to unravel this intricate weave than Gordon A. Craig? Published in the heady days of 1964, when men wore ties for breakfast and folks believed peace was just around the corner, "The Politics of the Prussian Army, 1640-1945" offers a veritable buffet of all things militaristic, perhaps even a side of irony served with a dash of bemusement. Picture, if you will, a time when the Prussian Army was not merely a collection of uniformed individuals with questionable headgear but a formidable political being that, through its very existence, seemed to dictate not only the fates of nations but also the lunch plans of many an unfortunate bureaucrat. Craig, with all the charm of a history professor who’s just discovered an infinite supply of chalk, meticulously dissects how this army didn’t just march across fields but pirouetted through the halls of power, leaving a trail of bewilderment and strategic genius in its wake. Now, you may wonder, what could possibly be compelling about a book detailing the politics of an army over a span of three centuries? Is it the allure of power? The thrill of uniforms? Or perhaps the sheer joy of discovering how often things went horribly, hilariously wrong? Craig delivers insights that could make even the most hardened historian giggle in the corner while sipping a lukewarm cup of tea. You’ll find yourself pondering questions like: "Did they really think that marching in formation was going to solve everything?" and "Was that mustache truly necessary?" Within these pages, readers will embark on a journey that spans from the Thirty Years’ War to the end of World War II, encountering all sorts of delightful oddities, such as: Strategic blunders that would make a toddler’s tantrum seem well thought out. Generals whose grand plans could rival the complexity of a Shakespearean plot. The bizarre art of military diplomacy that could put any soap opera to shame. Intriguing anecdotes about the fashion choices of 19th-century soldiers. A glimpse at how bureaucracy can sometimes outmaneuver the battlefield. As you leaf through the faded pages—those of which may or may not have been used as coasters for dubious beverages—you’ll appreciate Craig’s masterful ability to blend rigorous academic research with a wit that could only be described as both dry and effervescent. It’s as if he were engaging in a spirited debate with a particularly stubborn ghost from the 19th century, arguing the finer points of military strategy while the ghost attempts to raise an army of the undead. Condition: The book is used, which means it comes with its own unique patina of history—marginalia that may or may not be the musings of a long-forgotten Prussian sympathizer, slight wear along the spine that suggests it has been lovingly (or perhaps reluctantly) read multiple times, and the unmistakable scent of a thousand cups of Earl Grey. A couple of pages may have taken a tumble into the world of the uncoordinated, but fear not; the content remains as intact as the pride of the Prussian military itself. In an era where modernity often forgets the wisdom of the past, this book serves as a quirky reminder of how political and military machinations have always been, well, rather absurd at their core. So, if you fancy a jaunt through the annals of history with a side of sardonic wit, look no further. Remember, every time you turn a page, you’re not just reading about the political maneuvers of yore; you’re engaging with a time when the world felt like it could be dramatically reshaped by a battalion of soldiers and a particularly persuasive moustache. Pick up "The Politics of the Prussian Army, 1640-1945" from Crappy Old Books and immerse yourself in a narrative as rich and complex as the entire Prussian military apparatus, all while wondering if you should have paid a bit more attention in history class. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/603/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-politics-of-the-prussian-army-1640-1945.jpg 5.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780195002577 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-602 Dead famous by Ben Elton Ah, the early 2000s, a time when mobile phones were still flip-top contraptions, and celebrity culture began its relentless march towards the ridiculousness we know today. Enter "Dead Famous," a delightful work by the ever-acerbic Ben Elton—where he combines social commentary with his signature wit, much like trying to bake a soufflé while juggling flaming torches. Published by Bantam and graced with the ISBN 0593048040, this book is not just a read; it’s an experience that may leave you questioning your own sanity—and possibly your taste in literature. In this book, Elton takes us on an adventure through the strange and often sinister world of fame, where the glittering facade of celebrity hides a menagerie of skewed ethics and questionable morals. It’s a satire of the media frenzy surrounding fame, fame itself, and perhaps the very nature of being alive—if one is to take the author’s penchant for eyebrow-raising commentary at face value. Spoiler: You might not come out the other side with your faith in humanity intact. Our protagonist—who may or may not be as famous as he thinks—navigates through a landscape teeming with the kind of absurdity only Elton could dream up. Imagine a reality show gone terribly awry, where the line between life and entertainment blurs so significantly that you’re left wondering if the real tragedy is the characters’ fate or the fact that you’re still watching. One can only hope the characters have as much self-awareness as they have hair gel. Read this book if you’re in the mood to reflect on the absurdity of a world that chases fame like a dog chasing its own tail. Or perhaps you’re simply looking for a humorous take on life’s most ludicrous situations, hoping that somewhere between the pages, you’ll discover a hint of wisdom amidst the faux pas and faux smiles. Either way, it’s a literary buffet where every dish is a little off, but you can’t help but keep going back for more. The writing itself is as sharp as a freshly minted 5p coin, with Elton’s trademark blend of sarcasm and insight making you laugh one moment and sigh the next. But beware: if you read too fast, you may miss the subtle undertones of social critique lurking behind the puns and punchlines, much like an errant sock in a laundromat. It would be a shame to misunderstand the commentary on society and its obsession with fame, only to emerge dazed and confused by the end of the chapter. Condition: The book is used, which, in the world of second-hand literature, is a euphemism for "has been lovingly handled by questionable fingers." Expect a few dog-eared pages—a testament to its previous owner’s affinity for the finer things in life—and perhaps the odd coffee stain, which adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the book’s character. After all, what’s a little wear-and-tear when the pages are packed with sharp insights and wit? A few creases and smudges simply indicate it has lived a life, much like its characters. So, if you fancy stepping into a world where reality bites with a satirical twist and the only thing more inflated than egos are the book’s humor and poignancy, “Dead Famous” might just be your ticket to an irreverent exploration of celebrity culture. Just remember: fame isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, unless you’re planning on buying this book from Crappy Old Books and becoming famous for your exquisite taste in literature—or at the very least, for your ability to find quirky titles in unusual places. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/602/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dead-famous.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780593048047 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-601 No greater love by Danielle Steel In this delightful volume from the ever-popular Danielle Steel, we are presented with "No Greater Love," a title that audaciously proclaims to the world that, yes, there are even greater loves than those you might find in a box of chocolates or a soggy rom-com. Published by Delacorte Press in 1982, this book might just be the love letter to melodrama you didn’t know you needed—or perhaps didn’t want, depending on your taste for heart-wrenching sentimentality. Imagine a world where relationship dilemmas are as intricate as the lace on a Victorian dress, and emotions are expressed with the kind of fervor usually reserved for Shakespearean soliloquies. Steel has an uncanny knack for crafting tales that could make even the most stoic reader weep into their Earl Grey. You may find yourself questioning the validity of your love life while simultaneously wondering if you can get a refund on this book. But isn’t that the beauty of literature? It makes us question everything, including our life choices and our taste in leisure reading. Set against a backdrop that surely involves a luxurious mansion or possibly a quaint European café, "No Greater Love" invites you into a realm where characters undergo more emotional twists and turns than a drive on the M25. The plot may be as predictable as the British weather, but fear not! Steel’s prose carries the kind of gravitas that could make even the most mundane scenarios feel like the height of drama. After all, who needs a twist ending when you can have a twist of fate, preferably served with a side of existential crisis? As you flip through the pages of this second-hand treasure, you might notice that the book has a certain patina of nostalgia, as if it has absorbed the essence of every reader who has ever held it in their trembling hands. The dog-eared pages and slightly yellowed edges serve as a testament to its journey through the decades—like a well-loved teddy bear, but with fewer buttons and more emotionally charged monologues. But what exactly can you expect from this literary offering? Here’s a brief glimpse into the enchanting chaos that lies within: A cast of characters so intricately flawed that you might mistake them for your own family. Romantic entanglements that make your last relationship look like a stroll in the park. Soliloquies about love that could rival the best of the Bard. A wealth of life lessons that you’ll probably forget by the time you’re finished reading. Enough melodrama to fuel a soap opera for an entire season. Condition: Used. This book has clearly seen better days, much like the characters within it. Its spine is slightly bent, making it easier to cradle in the arms of an anguished reader. The cover art, a masterpiece of early ’80s aesthetics, shows signs of wear and tear, hinting at both the passage of time and the emotional weight it has carried through endless re-readings and fervent discussions over cups of tea. You may find the occasional note in the margins—a testament to someone’s deep philosophical pondering or perhaps just a hasty shopping list. Whether you’re a die-hard Steel enthusiast or you’ve only encountered her work in a passing glance at a charity shop, "No Greater Love" is a humorous reminder of the heights and depths of romantic folly. So why not add this classic to your collection of slightly battered yet undeniably charming reads? After all, where else can you find such potent doses of irony, nostalgia, and questionable life choices all wrapped up in one neat package, as sold by Crappy Old Books? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/601/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/no-greater-love.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Delacorte Press 9780385299091 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-600 The Birth of Venus by Sarah Dunant In the fanciful world of art history, where paintbrushes wield more power than swords and canvases whisper secrets of the ages, we encounter the exquisite endeavor known as "The Birth of Venus." Fear not, dear reader, for this isn’t a mere introduction to a bygone era of artistic flourish; instead, it’s a jolly romp through the tangled web of human ambition, desire, and the occasional existential crisis, brought to you by the ever-enthusiastic Sarah Dunant. Published in 2005 by the illustrious Virago Press Ltd., this book promises to tickle your intellectual fancy while simultaneously making you question how much you truly know about the Renaissance—spoiler alert: it’s probably less than your Instagram followers think. You might be wondering what exactly “The Birth of Venus” has to do with the actual birth of the goddess of love and beauty. Well, without giving too much away (we’re not spoilers, just enthusiastic advocates for literary suspense), let’s say it involves more than just a splash of paint and a visionary artist. Expect a kaleidoscope of characters, none of whom were likely to be found in your grandmother’s collection of cat-themed greeting cards, and each representing the vibrant tapestry of life during the turbulent Renaissance—where scandal, love, and art were all just a brushstroke away from chaos. As you flip through the pages, you’ll be introduced to a cavalcade of intriguing figures, from the starry-eyed artist herself to the patrons whose wallets tend to be as empty as their hearts. Dunant paints a picture—pun absolutely intended—of a time when the lines between passion and patronage were as blurred as a Monet in a rainstorm. Readers can expect to indulge in an ironic exploration of creativity that is as intoxicating as it is maddening, as characters grapple with their desires amidst the constraints of a society that has the audacity to impose such things. What truly sets this tale apart is how it captures the very essence of what it means to be human—flawed, ambitious, and utterly perplexed by the universe. Those who think they know the story of Venus might want to brace themselves for a few unexpected twists—imagine if Shakespeare had written a romantic comedy but forgot to include a happy ending, and you’ll be halfway there. Why read this book, you ask? Well, aside from the delightful irony of engaging with art that is centuries old, there’s a certain satisfaction in being well-versed in a narrative that is both entertaining and enlightening. Plus, it gives you ample fodder for conversation at the next dinner party when someone inevitably brings up their recent trip to Florence. You’ll be the one dropping references about the art scene, while others flounder about in a sea of uninformed small talk. Explore the chaotic dynamics between artists and their patrons. Delve into a world where beauty is both a gift and a curse. Experience the Renaissance through the eyes of those who lived it—sans the pesky time travel. Question your own definitions of love and artistry while sipping your tea. Marvel at how history’s greatest stories often emerge from the messiest of situations. Condition: This book is used, which means it carries the weight of someone else’s literary journey within its pages, likely adorned with the occasional dog-eared corner or mysterious stain that could inspire its own backstory. Some might say it has character; others might say it’s just plain old. Either way, it’s ready for a new home—perhaps yours, if you’re willing to embrace a bit of literary quirkiness. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and fancy a good read that’s as thought-provoking as it is entertaining, look no further than this inviting tome. So come on down to Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the beautifully imperfect, and let “The Birth of Venus” become the unusual conversation starter you never knew you needed. You might just find that the art of storytelling has never been more vibrant—or more ironically delightful. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/600/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-birth-of-venus.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Virago Press Ltd 9781844080359 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-599 How to Have a Baby on eBay by Wiz Wharton In a world where you can buy everything from vintage vinyl to the occasional used sock on eBay, why not take it a step further and consider the audacious proposition of acquiring a baby? Welcome to the wonderfully bonkers universe of "How to Have a Baby on eBay" by Wiz Wharton, a tome that invites you to consider parenthood from a rather unorthodox angle. Published in 2007 by Harriman House—probably during a particularly whimsical moment in the boardroom—this book is like that eccentric uncle at a family gathering who insists that anything is possible with the right amount of internet savvy and a touch of chutzpah. Picture it: you’re sitting on your sofa, scrolling through endless listings of obscure collectibles, when you casually stumble upon a section that offers the ultimate item—a baby! Wiz Wharton takes us on an absurd journey through the logistical labyrinths of baby procurement via the world’s largest online marketplace, armed with little more than a credit card and an ironic sense of adventure. You may find yourself pondering how many eBay bucks it costs to raise a child, whether the shipping fees include a warranty, and what on earth the return policy might look like. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist. No refunds! This literary gem, if it can rightly be called that, doesn’t just stop at the purchasing process. Oh no! Wharton also delves deeply into the art of dealing with the various types of sellers you might encounter. You might come across the overly enthusiastic seller who believes their ‘baby’ is a rare collectible; or the skeptical one who insists that the listing is merely a misunderstanding. The nuances of baby-bargaining in this bizarre marketplace are covered in excruciating detail, which may leave you wondering if this is a parenting manual or an avant-garde comedy script. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also enjoy a delightful exploration of the ethical implications of such a venture. Can you really put a price on parenthood? Is love measured in pounds and pence? Each chapter is sprinkled with the kind of sardonic wit that could only come from someone who has likely misplaced their sense of morality in the depths of eBay’s user agreement. It’s a wild ride, and you might even find yourself acknowledging the absurdity of it all while simultaneously questioning your own life choices. As you turn the pages (perhaps in a state of disbelief), prepare to encounter a plethora of whimsical scenarios that might just make you laugh, cry, or contemplate running for the hills. Wharton presents a panoply of hypothetical situations, from the mishaps of an overzealous bidder to the heartwarming moment when you finally “win” your very own bundle of joy. It’s a testament to the belief that, in a digital age rife with bizarre purchasing options, anything is possible—so long as you have a good internet connection and a somewhat questionable moral compass. Condition: Used, but still brimming with that delightful scent of second-hand absurdity. The edges might be frayed, much like your sanity after fully grasping the premise of this book, and expect a few dog-eared pages that may or may not be scribbled with the confused musings of previous readers. However, rest assured that every irony-laden word remains intact, ready to provide you with endless hours of chuckles and “what-was-I-thinking” moments. So, if you’ve ever considered becoming a parent but are unsure about the conventional routes, get ready to rethink everything you know about family planning. Perhaps a little retail therapy could lead to the ultimate life-changing purchase! To find this bizarrely entertaining piece of literature and more, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the weird, the wacky, and the wonderfully outlandish. You never know what you might find next! Happy bidding—err, parenting! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/599/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-have-a-baby-on-ebay.jpg 4.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harriman House 9781905641161 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-598 Day of reckoning by Jack Higgins Ah, the year 2000—a time when everyone was anxiously awaiting the turn of the millennium, while simultaneously trying to figure out how to turn on their fancy new flip phones. It’s in this thrilling backdrop that Jack Higgins, a maestro of suspense, presents us with “Day of Reckoning.” With a title that suggests something monumental, you might expect the kind of existential crisis that would send philosophers into a tizzy. But fear not—this book is more likely to send you into the nearest coffee shop for a latte rather than contemplating your own life’s purpose. Published by HarperCollins, the book is a delightful tapestry woven with the kind of twists and turns that would make a rollercoaster look like a straight line. The stories crafted by Higgins are typically rife with espionage, betrayal, and just the right dose of ‘who’s that dodgy character lurking in the shadows?’ You can almost hear the dramatic music swelling in the background as you turn each page, or at least you might if you’re reading this in a cafe where they play overzealous classical music to drown out the sound of existential dread. Now, one might ask, what exactly does the “Day of Reckoning” entail? Is it a day when all receipts from your questionable online purchases come back to haunt you? Or perhaps a day when the local council finally decides to clean up that suspicious-looking alley behind the pub? We may never know, but what we do know is that Higgins has the knack for making the mundane feel like a life-or-death scenario. Just imagine it: the protagonist—let’s call him Dave—staring down a seemingly innocent cup of tea that might just be the last thing he ever drinks. How thrilling! In “Day of Reckoning,” we can expect the usual suspects: the enigmatic spy, the double-crossing informant, and that one character who seems to pop up at the most inconvenient times. You know the type: always appearing just as the protagonist is about to make a terrible decision. Is he the savior? Or merely a distraction? Spoiler alert: probably both. After all, Higgins is a master at making you second-guess every character’s motives, much like second-guessing whether to eat that suspicious-looking sandwich from the back of your fridge. To add to its charm, this book comes with the patina of age, which only enhances its mystique. You can practically feel the weight of other readers’ hopes and dreams as they flipped through these pages, perhaps finding solace in the thrilling escapades or merely wishing they’d purchased something less ominous. The scent of ink and paper wafts from the pages, a nostalgic reminder of a time when we were blissfully unaware of the impending doom that technology would bring. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. The cover bears the loving marks of a previous life, with creases that suggest it was once a companion on long train journeys or an accidental doorstop. The spine has seen better days, much like your favourite pair of well-worn shoes. The pages, yellowed with age, may even be a visual metaphor for the neglected aspirations we all carry. But rest assured, while it may look a bit worse for wear, it’s still more reliable than a broken promise. Each page still holds the potential for intrigue, and who knows what secrets it may whisper to you? So, if you’re in the mood for a thrilling jaunt through the realms of espionage and intrigue—or just need a conversation starter for your next gathering—“Day of Reckoning” is here to fulfill that quirky little niche. And if nothing else, it makes for a riveting read while you wait for your latte, or while contemplating the mysteries of life (or the questionable choices you’ve made while grocery shopping). Whether you’re a Higgins aficionado or merely curious about what a day of reckoning might look like, this book offers a uniquely British kind of suspense that is not to be underestimated. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books—because let’s be honest, nothing says character quite like a well-thumbed tome that’s lived a little. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/598/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/day-of0reckonning.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins 9780002261272 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-597 Corsair by Dudley Pope Corsair by Dudley Pope In the 1660s Jamaica was an uneasy island, occupied by Spain but settled by the English and French. When Admiral of the Brethren, Ned Yorke, a brave, loyal Buccaneer, learns that Spain is mounting a Caribbean fleet perhaps to protect the treasures of Spanish ships, or carry an army to Jamaica he vows to find out the truth. Yorke’s audacious attacks on Spanish camps reveal all the the Buccaneers must fight a bloody, desperate battle to try and hinder them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/597/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/corsair.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books House of Stratus 9780755104406 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-596 The Outside World by Tova Mirvis In the grand tradition of books that wade into the murky waters of existential musings, Tova Mirvis’ "The Outside World" emerges as a curious relic from the year 2004, when Piatkus Books decided that what the world really needed was another exploration of life’s intricate tapestry, stitched together with threads of uncertainty and introspection. Set against the backdrop of a post-9/11 reality, one can only imagine the author, with a quizzical brow, pondering over the peculiarities of a world that had just begun to wake up to its own absurdities. Spoiler alert: it’s not a guidebook on how to roam the streets of London in search of the perfect cup of tea, but rather a narrative that teeters on the precipice of self-discovery, framed by a bewildering external environment. Readers are invited—no, encouraged—to plunge into a narrative that promises rich characters grappling with the complexities of their interior lives. As if mirroring the very essence of a child left unattended in a candy store, "The Outside World" serves up a buffet of neurotic musings paired with sharply observed details of everyday life, all while sidestepping any concrete answers. Why bother with resolution when you can revel in the delightful chaos of unresolved questions? Tova Mirvis seems to be shuffling through the philosophical aisles of a supermarket, picking up items like "What is home?" and "Who am I?" only to place them back with a bemused shrug and a half-hearted chuckle. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves here! What truly sets this book apart, aside from the slightly battered cover that suggests it has seen better days—perhaps during a previous life as a doorstop or a makeshift coffee table?—is its knack for reflecting the multifaceted nature of human emotions. It’s as if Mirvis has decided to gather a collection of 21st-century anxieties, spin them around like a wacky carnival ride, and invite the reader to join the excitement, albeit with a hint of trepidation. As you embark on this journey through the pages, you’ll find yourself frequently navigating the following experiences: Awkward family gatherings that may or may not involve a poorly executed potluck Random philosophical debates at 3 AM that leave you questioning your life choices A protagonist whose inner monologue sounds suspiciously like your own, but with a slight existential twist Moments of clarity that hit you harder than a rogue seagull at a British seaside Social interactions that are both painfully relatable and hilariously cringeworthy Mirvis crafts a world that feels simultaneously familiar and completely alien, a juggling act that would impress even the most seasoned circus performer. The Outside World is essentially a window into the lives of those who are desperately trying to connect with the outside, yet find themselves ensnared in the labyrinth of their own thoughts. It’s a testament to human resilience, even when that resilience is sprinkled with sarcasm and a hint of bewilderment. Condition: This used copy has been previously owned, which means it may come with the faint scent of nostalgia, a few dog-eared pages, and an air of mystery that only old books possess. It’s been thumbed through by souls who dared to question their existence while sipping lukewarm tea—so you could say it’s been thoroughly vetted by the universe. Ideal for those who fancy themselves armchair philosophers or anyone who enjoys pondering life’s intricacies while cozying up with a slightly worn-out companion. So if you’re ready to confront the joys, sorrows, and outright absurdities of “The Outside World,” grab this second-hand offering from Crappy Old Books and prepare to be entertained, bemused, and perhaps enlightened—if only just a smidge. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/596/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-outside-world.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piatkus Books 9780749935627 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-595 The Boy Book by Emily Lockhart Welcome to the confounding world of "The Boy Book," where the complexities of young male specimens are examined with the rigor of a scientific study but the precision of a toddler wielding a crayon. Emily Lockhart, presumably a master of the male psyche, invites you to explore the labyrinthine minds of boys like some sort of modern-day Aristotle, only with more angst and significantly less togas. Published in 2007 by Corgi Children’s, this tome is neither a manual nor a guide, but rather a curious mix of observations, ramblings, and possibly some questionable advice on navigating the treacherous waters of adolescence. Inside these dog-eared pages, you’ll find a collection of boy-related anecdotes, musings, and the kind of insights that can only come from someone who has spent far too much time contemplating whether "he likes me" or "he’s just being nice." This book doesn’t just scratch the surface of the male experience; it pokes, prods, and occasionally jabs at it with a blunt instrument. Each chapter is like an awkward conversation with your slightly older cousin who thinks he knows everything but is still baffled by the existence of deodorant. If you ever wondered what it’s like to dissect the internal monologue of a teenage boy, look no further. Lockhart provides us with a list of boy-related wisdom that should be taken with a grain of salt and, ideally, an accompanying adult beverage. In her unique style, she offers insights on topics such as: The art of deciphering cryptic text messages How to physically repel the scent of sweaty gym socks A guide to surviving “the friend zone” without losing your mind The subtle nuances of a “guy’s” gaze—what does it really mean? Strategies for dealing with inexplicable male moods and their sudden disappearances Despite its title, "The Boy Book" is not merely a chronicle of boys. It dances around deeper themes of identity, friendship, and the baffling antics of hormone-fueled youth. It’s a sort of rite of passage for anyone who has ever found themselves mystified by the opposite sex—or the same sex, for that matter. Lockhart captures the essence of adolescence with all of its melodrama, often feeling like a diary entry from a friend who just can’t help but overanalyze everything. As you leaf through the well-loved pages, you might notice the occasional coffee stain or hastily scrawled note in the margins, left behind by some previous reader who, like you, was probably navigating the minefield of teenage relationships. This book has been used, much like the teenage heart it seeks to understand—battered, bruised, but ultimately still in circulation. Condition: This copy is not just used; it carries the weight of previous owners’ hopes, dreams, and perhaps a few existential crises. The cover may exhibit signs of wear, but rest assured, the words within remain intact, like the fragile psyche of a teenage boy still figuring everything out. Slightly yellowed pages, the scent of mystery, and a dog-eared corner all contribute to its character. It’s a book that tells stories, not just with its words but with its very form, echoing the tumultuous journey of growing up. So, whether you’re a teen in search of answers or a bemused adult reminiscing about your own tumultuous years, "The Boy Book" promises to be a surreal exploration of the very species that often leaves us scratching our heads in bewilderment. Snag this curious exploration of boyhood from Crappy Old Books, where nostalgia and irony come together to remind us that growing up is, indeed, a messy business. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/595/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-boy-book.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Childrens 9780552556231 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-594 Face the fire by Nora Roberts In a world where the term "fire" can mean anything from a heated debate about the merits of custard creams to an actual inferno, Nora Roberts’ "Face the Fire" seeks to ignite a passion that may or may not singe the very edges of your imagination. Published in 2002 by Piatkus, this tome appears to promise an experience as exhilarating as setting your morning toast to ’high’—that is to say, expect charred edges with a glimmer of warmth at the centre. The book is part of Roberts’ renowned Three Sisters Island trilogy, which—like a well-ordered bookshelf—seems to suggest that three heads are better than one, even if one of those heads is staring wistfully out the window, contemplating life choices and whether or not to order a takeaway. This particular narrative unfolds in a quaint little corner of the universe where the mundane meets the magical, and the protagonists face not only internal conflicts but also external ones, because who doesn’t love a good struggle over a cup of tea? As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself dazzled by the author’s ability to weave together romance, witchcraft, and perhaps a loose sprinkling of existential dread—because nothing says "cozy read" like a little bit of supernatural chaos alongside your biscuit dunking. You might ponder whether the characters are truly battling against their fiery fates or simply facing off against the local fire department after a particularly adventurous bonfire night. It’s a fine line, really. Among the compelling features of "Face the Fire" are its characters, who are so relatable that you might just find yourself questioning your own life choices. They grapple with their extraordinary powers as if they are merely trying to work out the Wi-Fi password in a café. You may even spot hints of their human flaws—like procrastination or the inability to remember where they put their keys—interspersed with moments of sheer magical brilliance (or perhaps just cleverly concealed wishful thinking). While the narrative spins a web of intrigue around the small island community, readers are encouraged to take note of the island’s weather patterns—because nothing can bolster a plot quite like inclement weather. In fact, you may find yourself wishing for a storm to brew just to add some flavour to the dialogue, which can sometimes feel like lukewarm tea left sitting too long on the kitchen counter. What could possibly be more riveting than facing the elements, both natural and emotional? Condition: This particular copy of "Face the Fire" has been previously owned, which means it carries the delightful scent of nostalgia and perhaps the faint aroma of someone’s evening snack, possibly popcorn or the aforementioned custard creams. Expect a few dog-eared pages and margin notes that may range from insightful to utterly baffling, like "Why is this character so fixated on their hair?" or "Is thyme really that effective in spellwork?" Each mark brings with it a morsel of another reader’s journey, and we all know that the best kind of reading experience is one seasoned with another’s musings. So, if you’re longing to embrace the warmth of Roberts’ storytelling while simultaneously confronting the metaphorical fire in your own life (or at least the fire alarm in your kitchen that you keep forgetting to check), then this book is the perfect fit. With its warm-hearted charm and a dash of supernatural flair, "Face the Fire" is sure to entertain those who appreciate a narrative that straddles the line between reality and a cheeky touch of fantasy. Pick up your copy from Crappy Old Books and explore the fiery depths of this uniquely crafted tale, where every page turn is an opportunity to either embrace the flames or extinguish them with a well-timed laugh. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/594/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/face-the-fire.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piatkus 9780749932985 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-591 A crime in the neighborhood by Suzanne Berne Welcome to A Crime in the Neighborhood (1998) by Suzanne Berne (Penguin), ISBN 0140273328 — Used (because of course it is), and sold by Crappy Old Books, where we specialise in stories that arrive with a little wear and a lot of opinion. This is the sort of novel that whispers, very politely, “Everything is perfectly normal here,” while you can practically hear the suburban hedge twitching with secrets. It’s neighbourhood life in its natural habitat: trimmed lawns, ordinary routines, the soft tyranny of appearances — and the creeping realisation that “nice” is often just a paint colour. The crime, as promised, is in the neighbourhood, but the real mischief is how it spreads through people’s thoughts, their friendships, their silences, and the things they pretend not to notice because it’s easier to keep smiling. Berne has that rare talent for making the everyday feel faintly haunted. You know the vibe: long summer days, kids roaming just a bit too freely, adults doing adult things (which mostly involves denial and iced drinks), and a sense that something has shifted slightly out of place — like a picture frame that’s been nudged and now you can’t stop staring at it. It’s subtle, sharp, and quietly unsettling in the way the best “nothing-to-see-here” stories are. And this copy? Used, which is perfect, because a clean, immaculate book about a community getting smudged by suspicion would be… suspicious. Expect the friendly evidence of past readership: a softened spine, corners that have stopped trying so hard, pages that may have that faint, warm paperback patina. It’s not “damaged,” it’s “seasoned.” Like a neighbourhood after the police tape comes down and everyone goes back to saying hello — slightly differently. Ideal for readers who like their tension slow-burn, their observations incisive, and their fiction quietly judgemental in the most entertaining way. Also ideal if you enjoy buying from a shop called Crappy Old Books, which is either an act of bravery or an admission that you know the best reads don’t always come with glossy perfection. A Crime in the Neighborhood (1998), Suzanne Berne (Penguin) ISBN: 0140273328 Condition: Used Sold with a straight face by Crappy Old Books — because nothing says “community spirit” like a shared sense of unease. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/591/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-crime-in-the-neighborhood.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140273328 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-590 Animal Lab by Malcolm Rose In a world where the line between human and animal feels as blurred as a toddler’s finger painting, Malcolm Rose’s Animal Lab invites readers to consider just how far we’re willing to go in the name of scientific ambition—or if we’ve already gone too far and just forgot to send a postcard back home. Published in the illustrious year of 2008 by Evans Brothers Limited, this exhilarating exploration of the moral conundrums surrounding animal experimentation will make you question your last trip to the zoo. Spoiler alert: the giraffes may be judging you. Set in a laboratory where the ambiance smells faintly of both hope and desperation, Animal Lab twirls through the lives of enthusiastic scientists who are just a tick away from becoming mad, although they probably just refer to themselves as ’eccentric.’ With an air of self-importance reminiscent of a university professor on too much caffeine, this tale weaves a patchwork of ethical dilemmas and desperate cries for scientific validation, which is likely more than what you’d find at your average book club discussion. The characters here are as diverse as a bag of Jelly Babies, yet they all seem to congregate around the shared belief that animals are merely stepping stones on the path to human enlightenment—or at least that’s what they tell themselves during coffee breaks. Expect to meet a cast that includes the overly ambitious lab director, the conflicted intern who may or may not be allergic to ethics, and a particularly insightful hamster that might just have more wisdom than your average human. And yes, there’s definitely a hamster—because what’s a lab without a furry little philosopher? As the plot thickens like a poorly made gravy, we’re presented with a host of questions that the characters may or may not bother to answer, such as: Is it morally acceptable to splice human DNA with that of a goldfish for the sake of a science fair project? What happens when your test subject can outsmart your lab equipment? Can you still label yourself a ‘pet lover’ if you’re conducting experiments that could make Dr. Frankenstein wince? Is it too late to take up knitting as a career instead? Could the hamster actually be the real mastermind behind the entire operation? Condition: This book is used, having been lovingly thumbed through by previous owners who may or may not have been on an existential quest of their own. Expect the pages to bear the marks of curiosity, possibly featuring a few underlined passages where someone thought they were having an epiphany. The cover shows slight signs of wear, suggesting that it has been well-loved—or perhaps merely tossed around during a heated debate about the ethical implications of animal testing. Either way, it adds character, much like a well-worn armchair that has seen better days but still retains a certain charm. In a story where the stakes are higher than that time you accidentally fed your pet goldfish a whole slice of cake, Rose captures the absurdity of our scientific pursuits and our desperate need to feel superior to the creatures we share this planet with. So grab your lab coat and a snack (preferably not a slice of cake), and plunge into this quirky narrative that promises to challenge your views while poking fun at the very institutions we hold dear. Whether you’re a curious mind or simply in search of a quirky addition to your shelf, Animal Lab from Crappy Old Books will undoubtedly leave you both amused and slightly horrified. After all, who knew that a mere book could lead to a full-blown ethical crisis about your pet choices? Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/590/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/animal-lab.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books 2008 9780237536169 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-589 Bad Heir Day by Wendy Holden In the glittering world of the early 2000s—where flip phones were chic and the notion of irony was still a fresh and somewhat questionable concept—Wendy Holden delivered a literary concoction titled "Bad Heir Day." This charmingly chaotic romp through the upper echelons of British society will have you questioning not only your taste in literature but also your life choices, as you find yourself entangled in a story that seems to be perpetually teetering on the brink of absurdity. Holden’s narrative introduces us to a cast of characters so eccentric, they could practically moonlight as a circus troupe. As you flip through the dog-eared pages, you’ll meet a tapestry of individuals who make you grateful for your own relatively mundane existence. Among them, you may encounter a dowdy heiress with a penchant for mismatched socks and a penchant for minor catastrophes, as well as a group of aristocrats whose grasp on reality can only be described as tenuous at best. It’s a veritable smorgasbord of social blunders, all framed by the backdrop of high society’s relentless obsession with status, wealth, and that elusive perfect afternoon tea. One can only assume that the plot revolves around the concept of inheritance, possibly reminiscent of a game of musical chairs where everyone loses. The heir in question might be stumbling through a series of increasingly ludicrous situations, perhaps involving a misplaced fortune, an accidental engagement, or a feline with delusions of grandeur. But rather than spoiling the surprise, let’s just say that the journey is far more entertaining than the destination. If you’re looking for a profound exploration of existential angst, you may want to look elsewhere—this book is more about the hilarity of human folly than any profound revelations. “Bad Heir Day” is the literary equivalent of a cheeky afternoon at a garden party gone awry, where you accidentally spill tea on the vicar and everyone pretends it’s all part of the fun. The dialogue snaps and crackles like a rather overzealous firework display, punctuated by the kind of wit that could slice through the stifling air of aristocratic propriety. Holden dances through her pages with the grace of a drunken swan, and the result is a delightful, if slightly chaotic, romp that will have you chuckling in public places—much to the chagrin of your fellow commuters. The book’s pacing is as unpredictable as a British summer: one minute you’re basking in the sunshine of a witty exchange, and the next, you’re caught in a torrential downpour of ludicrous misunderstandings. You may find yourself questioning not only the choices of the characters but also your own life choices, as you ponder how you ended up choosing this rather peculiar book. But fear not! The experience is more than worth it, even if it leaves you with a lingering sense of bemusement. Condition: This copy of "Bad Heir Day" has been lovingly pre-owned, featuring a few creases and the occasional coffee ring that adds a certain je ne sais quoi to its charm. There might be a faint whiff of mystery lingering in its pages—was it a book club pick gone awry, or did someone once attempt to use it as an impromptu doorstop? Regardless, it is as much a part of its character as the snobbish yet oddly relatable figures within its narrative. So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaotic whimsy of life and perhaps take a gander at what happens when inheriting vast wealth collides with the absurdities of love and social expectations, “Bad Heir Day” may be just the ticket. It’s the kind of book that will make you laugh, shake your head, and consider the state of your own inheritance—or lack thereof. You can snag this amusing and slightly battered volume exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where the slightly weird and wonderfully whimsical find a home. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/589/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bad-heir-day.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Headline Review 9780755329748 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-580 The House by Danielle Steel In the grand tradition of Danielle Steel’s literary escapades, *The House* invites readers into the intricate tapestry of human emotion, social standing, and the rather inconvenient physical nature of a structure that shelters all manner of drama—much like a soap opera set in a rather fancy estate. Steel, known for her knack for weaving tales that are about as subtle as a sledgehammer, takes us through a narrative that will leave you questioning the architectural choices of its characters, while also pondering why anyone would choose to live in a house that seems to have more backstory than the inhabitants. Published in 2007 by Corgi Adult—because what better imprint to publish a book about a house than one that sounds like it should come with a complimentary cup of tea—this novel brings together all the elements of life under one roof. And what a roof it is! Described as grand, opulent, and possibly haunted in a non-cliché way, it promises to be the kind of place where secrets are as common as misplaced keys. Yes, the central premise revolves around the house, but it’s the people who inhabit it that truly bring the walls to life, or perhaps suffocate it with their melodrama. Prepare yourself for a cast of characters who each have their own baggage as they traipse through the corridors of this metaphorical and literal edifice. Steel’s portrayal of their intertwined lives is loaded with enough twists and turns to make a hall of mirrors look straightforward. You can expect various archetypes: the tortured artist, the overbearing matriarch, the rebellious youth who keeps discovering new hidden compartments—both in the house and, metaphorically, in their own lives. This is not merely a story about a physical space, but also about the emotional landscapes these characters inhabit, which, spoiler alert, often clash like poorly matched wallpaper. What’s particularly riveting about *The House* is its ability to evoke existential musings on what “home” truly means. Is it simply four walls and a roof? Or is it the emotional baggage we carry, the unresolved squabbles, and the occasional ghost of a past relationship lurking around the corner? Perhaps Steel is not just writing about a house, but about the houses we build within ourselves—though this is hardly a new concept in literature, she manages to infuse it with her signature flourish. One might even say she’s the architect of her own narrative, navigating the intricate blueprints of her characters’ lives. Of course, the ambiance of the setting plays a crucial role. One can practically hear the floorboards creaking under the weight of unspoken words and unresolved issues. The garden is a character in its own right, with flowers that bloom defiantly against the chaos of human emotion. You’ll find yourself wondering if the real horror is not the house itself, but the people who inhabit it. Yet, just when you think Steel has gone too far down the rabbit hole of emotional exploration, she surprises you with a charming repartee or a moment of unexpected levity, ensuring that the reader is never too far removed from a chuckle or a head shake at the absurdity of it all. Condition: Used, and quite possibly coated with the dust of previous readers’ unfiltered thoughts. Expect the occasional dog-eared page, which makes for a delightful game of “what did they find interesting?” Perhaps a half-hearted coffee ring will grace a chapter or two, along with the sort of musky scent that could only be described as ‘well-loved’—or ‘neglected’ depending on your perspective. The spine is intact, but let’s be honest: only the truly brave should attempt to place it on a shelf, lest it topple over in protest against its former plight. So, if you’re keen on a read that embodies the complexity of human nature—and a rather nice house, albeit with some structural issues—look no further. Obtain your own copy of *The House*, and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about both real estate and relationships. Just remember, a house may be built with bricks, but it’s the emotional turmoil within that truly makes it a home. Snag this literary piece from Crappy Old Books, where even the most questionable titles find a cozy nook for your reading pleasure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/580/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-house.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Adult 9780552151801 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-578 Birthday Blues by Anne Cassidy In the grand tradition of literary birthday disasters, we present to you “Birthday Blues” by Anne Cassidy, a tome that promises to unwrap the emotionally fraught experience of turning yet another year older. Released in 2005 by Scholastic Point—the publisher that brought you the world’s most educational chocolate-covered broccoli—this book captures that universal dread we all feel as we face the grim reality of cake crumbs and cake-induced existential crises. Here, our unnamed protagonist navigates the perplexing maze of birthday celebrations gone awry, where each candle on the cake represents not just the passage of time, but also the unavoidable creeping sensation that perhaps you’ve forgotten something rather important. Is it a friend’s birthday? A family obligation? Or is it simply the startling realization that you’ve become a card-carrying member of the “over-the-hill” brigade? As you tumble through the pages of “Birthday Blues,” you may find yourself wondering if the author has a hidden camera in your life, chronicling every awkward gathering and misguided attempt to make a wish. With sharp wit and an ironic twist, Cassidy invites her readers to reflect on the deeply flawed concept of celebration, where balloons float aimlessly above a sea of disappointment and party hats feel more like shackles than festive attire. Expect a delightful blend of cringe-worthy moments and razor-sharp observations that ask the pivotal question: what happens when birthdays become a bitter reminder that time is, indeed, a relentless thief? You’ll encounter a cast of characters who seem oddly familiar—perhaps they’re your friends or family, or maybe they’re just projections of your own birthday regrets. Either way, the hilarity of human miscommunication is on full display as confetti falls on the ruins of dreams that once seemed so bright. Among the many surprises you’ll discover in this book, Cassidy tackles the pressing issues that often go unaddressed in birthday lore, such as: The universal disappointment of receiving socks instead of that shiny new gadget The sheer awkwardness of singing “Happy Birthday” out of tune Strategies for dodging social obligations when the cake isn’t worth the calories The tragic fate of forgotten birthdays and the subsequent guilt The fine art of pretending to enjoy the “surprise” elements Condition: This book is used, showcasing the charming wear and tear of a life well-loved. Expect a few dog-eared pages, a mysterious coffee stain (which may or may not add character), and notes in the margins that could either be profound insights or the ramblings of a confused birthday celebrant. Either way, it’s all part of the book’s delightful history. So, if you find yourself feeling a bit glum as another year rolls around—or even if you’re merely a masochist seeking to revel in the melancholy of life’s inevitable milestones—“Birthday Blues” is your jaded companion. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where we believe the quirkiest stories deserve a second chance, just like those birthday candles that somehow keep getting lit, year after year. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/578/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/birthday-blues.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scholastic Point 9780439963251 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-571 Girl Meets Ape by Chris Manby Girl Meets Ape (2004) – Chris Manby Coronet Books • ISBN: 0340828064 • Condition: Good Rom-com, workplace chaos, and one extremely inconvenient primate, from Crappy Old Books Boy meets girl is over. We have upgraded to: Girl Meets Ape. Welcome to the early-2000s, where: Your job is morally “grey area” at best Your love life is a shambles And your most meaningful relationship might just be with a large, charismatic animal who can’t actually talk back… but still somehow judges you. In Girl Meets Ape, Chris Manby takes the standard romantic-comedy toolkit – cute guy, career angst, emotional confusion – and hurls a great big ape straight through the middle of it. Because nothing says “I’m reassessing my life choices” like being upstaged by a primate. So what’s the damage? Our heroine (ambitious, frazzled, not entirely sorted): Has a job that pays the rent but may or may not be ethically spotless Is trying to be professional, successful, and well-behaved Is also trying to have a love life, which is frankly more slapstick than sophisticated Enter: Ape (actual, not metaphorical) – photogenic, expressive, and better at getting sympathy than most humans A man who cares more about the ape than he does about quarterly results – rude, obviously, but also annoyingly attractive A PR disaster / campaign / cause that tangles animal rights, media spin, romance, and the awkward question: “Are you a good person, or just a person with good hair and a job title?” Cue: Protests, awkward TV appearances, costume mishaps PR spins that absolutely do not go to plan Several moments where our heroine must choose between: Impressing the boss Impressing the hot activist Or not being a terrible human being It’s messy, funny, a bit ridiculous, and exactly the sort of story where a romantic turning point can occur while someone is holding a banana and saying something they immediately regret. Rom-com, but with extra fur Expect all the classics: Will-they-won’t-they vibes Best friends with opinions Exes, rivals, and people who definitely own more suits than scruples Plus: Ethical dilemmas involving lab tests, zoos, campaigns, or conservation (depending on how much trouble Manby decided to cause) Media mayhem: press events, photo ops, spin-doctoring, and the universal truth that animals will always behave badly in front of cameras A heroine slowly realising that “success” might need a new definition that doesn’t involve selling her soul and ignoring the monkey It’s very much a 2000s rom-com paperback: breezy, sharp, a bit chaotic, and ideal for reading in the bath or on a train while avoiding eye contact. Condition: Good (unlike the heroine’s life choices) When Crappy Old Books says Good, we mean: The cover is intact and presentable – maybe a light scuff or two, but still perfectly ready for Instagram (if you’re into that sort of thing). The spine is solid, perhaps with a faint reading crease – evidence it has been opened by at least one person snort-laughing at the wrong moment. All pages are present and firmly attached – no missing declaration of love, no lost punchline, no vanishing scene with the ape stealing the show. Mild, honest wear: softening at the corners, gentle page toning, maybe the whisper of a previous reader who needed a bit of escapism and got exactly that. No mystery stains, no pages fluttering out like dramatic exits, no coffee tsunami across the climactic chapter. Just a straight-up Good condition book with plenty of rom-com mileage left. Why you might actually want this Ideal if you: Love your romantic comedies with a side order of absurdity Have a soft spot for workplace fiction where the job is almost the villain Enjoy watching a heroine trip, flail, protest, deny her feelings, then slowly get her act together Appreciate a story that doesn’t take itself too seriously, even when it’s poking at big topics (ethics! image! what we do for money!) Also great as: A palate-cleanser between heavier, more “worthy” books A throw-in-your-bag read for journeys, holidays, or “I cannot face my inbox tonight” evenings A gift for that one friend who knows in their heart they’d probably fall for the animal-rights guy and feel bad about their shoes The slightly hairy facts Title: Girl Meets Ape Author: Chris Manby Publisher: Coronet Books (2004) ISBN: 0340828064 Condition: Good – lightly worn, fully intact, emotionally chaotic in all the right ways Girl Meets Ape: for when you want a rom-com that asks, “What if your love life, career, and conscience all collided… and there was an ape watching?” Supplied in honestly Good condition by Crappy Old Books, who can’t sort out your ethics, but can at least keep you entertained while you think about them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/571/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/girl-meets-ape.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340828069 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-570 My Friend the Enemy by Paul Briscoe and Michael McMahon My Friend the Enemy: My Childhood in Nazi Germany On a visit to Germany in 1934, Norah Briscoe became captivated by National Socialism, so much so that two years later she entrusted her six year old son Paul to a German foster family. When war was declared in September 1939, Paul was left stranded in an alien country, while his mother found herself a job as a typist in the Ministry of Supply and attempted to smuggle secret information to the Nazis. She was entrapped by MI5 and imprisoned for treason. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/570/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-friend-the-enemy.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Aurum Press Ltd 9781845132316 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-567 Fantastic Facts Insects by Jen Green Step right up, insect enthusiasts and casual perusers alike! Have you ever wondered what secrets lie in the minuscule world of our six-legged companions? Well, look no further! "Fantastic Facts Insects" by the illustrious Jen Green is your not-so-adequate guide into the marvellous realm of bugs that may or may not be more fascinating than your last dinner party conversation. Published in the year 2000—a time when Y2K was the biggest concern of the day—this book arrives like a time capsule, preserving the aura of turn-of-the-century curiosity about the tiny titans that share our planet. In a year when flip phones were all the rage and the Internet was still trying to figure out how to work, Southwater decided it was time to enlighten readers with all things creepy-crawly. Perhaps they thought this was the perfect antidote to the impending millennium panic: forget about global chaos, let’s focus on the wonders of the garden variety beetle! The pages of this tome are bursting with facts that might impress your friends, or at the very least, give you an edge in an insect trivia night. But don’t let the cover fool you! While the title suggests that these facts are “fantastic,” you should prepare for a delightful mix of the mundane and the utterly bizarre. Who knew that ants could lift objects many times their body weight? Or that some insects can survive freezing temperatures? Jen Green does her utmost to elevate the lowly insect from mere pest to fascinating creature, even though it may leave you questioning why you ever thought having a picnic was a good idea in the first place. As you flip through the pages, you might stumble upon delightful snippets that read like a cross between a nature documentary script and an awkward middle-school science project. It’s the kind of prose that begs to be read aloud at family gatherings, though you may find some relatives slowly inching toward the exit as you wax lyrical about the mating rituals of the praying mantis. Nevertheless, nothing says “engaging conversation” quite like a detailed explanation of how dragonflies can eat mosquitoes mid-flight! The book is peppered with illustrations that range from charmingly whimsical to disconcertingly lifelike. One can only assume the illustrator had an odd fascination with the underbelly of the insect kingdom, capturing every detail in what can only be described as a love letter to arthropods. While the illustrations are delightful, they may just ruin your plans for a peaceful night’s sleep as you lie in bed, pondering the existence of the flesh-eating Horsefly the size of your cat. For those interested in the educational benefits, Green lays out a feast of knowledge that will surely ignite the curiosity of the young and young-at-heart. Yet, be wary! This book might also spark an obsession that leads you down a rabbit hole of insect documentaries and entomological forums. Before you know it, you could find yourself the proud owner of a tarantula as a “pet,” regaling friends with tales of its dietary habits over brunch. Ah, the slippery slope of strange hobbies! Condition: Used. This book has seen better days and may have the occasional coffee stain or dog-eared page. It carries the unique charm of a book that has been loved—much like the insects it describes, it may be a tad battered, but it still has plenty of life left in it. The spine is creased, hinting at the innumerable times someone has opened it, eager to glean “fantastic facts.” Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of a book that has lived a little. So whether you’re a budding entomologist, a parent looking for a fun way to educate the little ones, or simply someone who appreciates the bizarre, "Fantastic Facts Insects" is your ticket to an unforgettable journey through the world of insects. Just remember, when you find yourself surrounded by a swarm of ladybugs, you can always take solace in knowing that you’ve read about their fascinating lives in this quirky little book sold by Crappy Old Books. Happy reading—and may your curiosity never lead you into a spider’s web! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/567/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fantastic-facts-insects.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Southwater 9781842150900 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-565 Keeping creepy crawlies by Dave Clarke In the hallowed year of 2000, when boy bands were at the height of their harmonious powers and mobile phones resembled small bricks more than sleek gadgets, a trailblazing tome emerged from the minds at Collins: *Keeping Creepy Crawlies* by the inimitable Dave Clarke. This literary masterpiece, drenched in the essence of early 21st-century eccentricity, dares to explore the thrilling world of those eight-legged and many-legged wonders that squirm beneath our feet, often leading to gasps of both delight and dread. Imagine a world where spiders are not merely the stuff of nightmares, but rather charming little housemates who share your tea and biscuits—assuming, of course, you’re not too squeamish about sharing a crumb with a tarantula. Clarke’s prose tantalizes the reader with a unique blend of scientific insight and a sprinkle of humour, inviting you into the bizarre yet bewitching realm of invertebrate companionship. The author seems to have had a serious chat with his pet stick insect before penning this, as the affection for these overlooked creatures is palpable throughout. This book is not just a guide; it’s an invitation to rethink your relationship with the inhabitants of your garden shed. Gone are the days of squinting at a spider in horror; instead, you will be encouraged to name it Gregory and consider it a member of the family. Clarke’s expertise in the field of entomology shines through, albeit with the occasional detour into the absurd—who knew that raising millipedes could be a competitive sport? With chapter titles that might make you giggle or grimace, like “Cockroach Couture: Dress to Impress” and “The Dance of the Ants: A Choreographic Guide,” each page is a thrilling exploration into the world of the unappreciated and often reviled. But what can you expect from a book that’s been gently (or perhaps not-so-gently) handled by the gentle hands of fate? As you leaf through its pages, you may find the occasional coffee stain or a smattering of crumbs—perhaps remnants from its previous owner’s snacks whilst pondering the virtues of a pet tarantula. Clarke, in his infinite wisdom, might suggest that such imperfections only add to the character of this already quirky read. Who wouldn’t want a book that bears the marks of enthusiastic exploration? Inside this paperback relic, you will uncover an array of eye-opening species profiles, care tips that veer dangerously close to bizarre parenting advice, and even a recipe or two (for homemade insect habitats, not for, well, culinary purposes). The real charm lies in Clarke’s somewhat unfiltered enthusiasm for what most would consider the underbelly of the animal kingdom. He implores readers to embrace the creepy and the crawly, turning your home into a veritable menagerie of fantastical creatures that would make any zoologist weep—or at least sigh in perplexed admiration. As you ponder the practicality of raising scorpions in your living room or the philosophical implications of befriending a praying mantis, it’s worth noting that this book may not be for the faint of heart—or the fastidious housekeeper. Clarke’s mantra seems to be, “A little dirt never hurt anyone,” which is particularly reassuring if you happen to spill your drink whilst deep in thought about the mating rituals of pill bugs. Condition: Used and showing its age, this copy has seen a few too many enthusiastic thumbs through the pages. Expect dog-eared corners, a slight warp from perhaps a damp corner of a basement (or the humidity of a particularly zealous insect habitat gone awry), and a delightful aroma of old paper mixed with a hint of neglect. Each crease tells a story of previous musings on the art of insect husbandry, and the cover might boast a few scuffs from its tumultuous journey through the years. So, whether you are an aspiring entomologist, a brave soul looking to start a creepy crawly farm, or simply a curious reader with a penchant for the peculiar, *Keeping Creepy Crawlies* will surely serve as a conversation starter at your next dinner party—just don’t forget to warn the guests beforehand. Find your very own copy among the eclectic offerings at Crappy Old Books, where the quirky and the curious come to find their next literary adventure. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/565/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/keeping-creepy-crawlies.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collins 9780004133980 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-563 The Rosado Gang by Caleb Rand Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare yourselves for a literary experience that is as thrilling as it is bewildering! Presenting "The Rosado Gang" by Caleb Rand, a riveting tale from the esteemed year of 2007—otherwise known as the year when half of the world was still figuring out how to use Facebook. This novel, brought to you by the ever-reliable Robert Hale Limited, promises to whisk you away into a world populated by characters who may or may not resemble your next-door neighbour’s cat. At its core, "The Rosado Gang" is a title that begs for your attention while simultaneously encouraging you to ponder the weighty question: who exactly are these “Rosados”? Are they a band of misfits with a penchant for tea and biscuits, or perhaps a group of rogue historians bent on rewriting the past? One can only wonder. And let’s face it, if you’re picking up a book this riddled with intrigue, you’re likely in the mood for some good ol’ fashioned mind-boggling fun. Caleb Rand, that mysterious scribe of the modern age, has crafted a narrative that oscillates between the absurd and the poignant—much like a cat in a washing machine. Expect plot twists so sharp they could slice through the thickest of Yorkshire puddings, and dialogues that will leave you questioning whether you’re reading fiction or an absurdist play performed by your overly dramatic uncle during Christmas dinner. The cover, which may or may not have been designed during a particularly spirited game of Pictionary, features a vivid illustration that hints at excitement and perhaps a dash of chaos. You might find yourself pondering whether the artist was given clear instructions or merely left to their own devices after consuming one too many cups of tea. Regardless, it’s the sort of cover that would stand out on a crowded bookshelf—like a parrot at a funeral. As you delve into the pages of this tome, you may be introduced to a cast of characters that could only be described as an ensemble of delightful oddities. From the overly enthusiastic crime lord with a soft spot for origami, to the detective who appears to be more interested in their collection of novelty socks than solving crimes, the characters in "The Rosado Gang" will leave you both entertained and mildly confused. A plot that may or may not involve time travel (we’re not quite sure either) Characters with backstories more convoluted than a soap opera plot A writing style that feels like a rollercoaster ride through an art gallery Unintended comedy stemming from what could be miscommunication in the editing room Footnotes that may or may not be entirely irrelevant Condition: Used, in as good a condition as you’d expect from a book that has probably seen more action than a reality TV star at a charity gala. Pages may be yellowing ever so slightly, as if they’ve been sunbathing on a windowsill during a particularly glorious British summer (the kind that lasts for about three hours before it starts drizzling). The spine is not cracked, but it does bear the marks of enthusiastic thumb-prints from readers who couldn’t resist delving into its pages, possibly with a cup of lukewarm tea in hand. So, if you’re in the market for a book that may just spark debates at the next dinner party or become a conversation starter—albeit one that leads to confused glances from your friends—look no further than "The Rosado Gang." It’s a splendidly peculiar addition to any bookshelf, and you’ll be glad to have something to discuss while avoiding eye contact with the host’s overly opinionated cat. Don’t forget, this delightful specimen is available through Crappy Old Books, where we believe every book tells a story—even if that story is about how it ended up in a pile of oddities waiting for its next unsuspecting reader. Grab it while you can, and prepare to enter the whimsical world of Caleb Rand! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/563/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-rosado-gang.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Robert Hale Limited 9781846177767 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-558 Games People Play by Louise Voss Are you ready for a peek behind the curtain of human interaction? Forget everything you thought you knew about board games, because “Games People Play” by Louise Voss is here to remind you that life is, in fact, a series of strategic moves—most of which involve dodging emotional landmines and navigating the complex world of social pretensions. Published in the illustrious year of 2005 by Black Swan, this book is as much a commentary on relationships as it is a cheeky take on our innate need to manipulate and be manipulated. In this peculiar tome, Voss presents us with a Cast of Characters that would make even the most seasoned soap opera enthusiast raise an eyebrow. Each character seemingly enters a game of sorts, wielding their neuroses like weapons. As they vie for control over their own lives and the lives of others, readers are invited to sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the inevitable chaos unfold. It’s a bit like being a spectator at a particularly messy family reunion—except, instead of Aunt Mildred arguing about the best way to make potato salad, you have emotionally stunted adults engaged in psychological warfare. One can’t help but wonder if Voss was merely observing the world around her or if she had a crystal ball predicting the absurdities of 21st-century social dynamics. The irony drips from the pages like a poorly made cup of tea left to steep too long. With a title like “Games People Play,” you might expect a playful romp through the human psyche, yet it often reads more like an instruction manual for how to play chess while everyone else is playing checkers—blindfolded. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter a myriad of situations that will either make you chuckle or cringe, depending on your own relationship experiences. Expect to find: Characters whose emotional intelligence could fit into a thimble. Uninvited guests in the form of deep-seated insecurities and existential dread. Plot twists that are as sharp and unexpected as a sudden downpour during a summer picnic. Dialogue so snappy you might consider using it as a script for your next dinner party. Moments of clarity that are as rare as a sunny day in Manchester. Amidst the revelry of human folly, Voss manages to capture the fragile, often absurd nature of our interactions. Each ‘game’ reflects not just the players involved but the societal norms and expectations that are thrust upon them like a well-worn cape. It’s as if the characters are trapped in a never-ending cycle of complicated emotional tic-tac-toe, where winning isn’t the goal—survival is. And really, what could be more entertaining to read about than the downfall of others who are just as lost as we are? Condition: Used—this book bears the marks of its journey, complete with slightly dog-eared pages and a mysterious coffee stain on the cover that only enhances its character. It’s the kind of wear and tear that suggests this book has been through the wringer of life’s social games, much like its characters. The spine may be cracked, but isn’t that just a testament to the countless hours of pondering human nature it has endured? So, if you’re in the mood for a narrative that reads like a backstage pass to the theatre of the absurd, or perhaps you simply want to feel better about your own social skills, “Games People Play” could be your next read. Who knows? It might just inspire you to rethink your own strategies in this delightful mess we call life. Discover it today at Crappy Old Books, where the charm of second-hand literature meets the ironic absurdity of our existence. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/558/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/games-people-play.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Black Swan 9780552771702 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-556 Bonjour Tristesse by Francoise Sagan Ah, "Bonjour Tristesse," a title so alluringly melancholic it practically begs for a cup of espresso and an existential crisis. Penned by the illustrious Francoise Sagan in what could be described as a literary burst of youthful rebellion—or perhaps just a really compelling mid-afternoon daydream—this novel encapsulates the ennui of post-war France like a fine wine captures the scent of a sun-drenched vineyard. Originally published in the 1950s, this version from 1998 courtesy of Penguin Books Ltd adds just the right touch of modernity, as if to say, "Yes, we, too, can be utterly disenchanted in a digital age!" In typical Sagan fashion, we are invited into a world where pretty people sit around looking pretty and contemplating the weighty matters of love and loss. But unlike your average beach read, this book insists you put down your sunscreen and pick up a bottle of red wine, preferably while pondering life’s futility. The protagonist, a young woman with far too much time on her hands and an existential dread that rivals any mid-life crisis, explores her complex feelings towards her father, romance, and the unbearable lightness of being stuck in a summer villa. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t end with everyone skipping through a field of daisies. As you turn the pages, you might find yourself questioning whether the endless introspection is a clever critique of hedonism or simply a French pastime. The characters are as compelling as they are frustrating, much like trying to converse with an art student at a gallery opening. They dance around profound emotions with all the grace of a tipsy ballerina, occasionally stumbling over their own decisions. You may also unearth a strange desire to sift through your own memories of youthful indiscretions, or perhaps just find a quiet corner to sip your tea in peace. This book serves as a reminder that the pursuit of happiness is often overshadowed by our own sad little thoughts. But wait, there’s more! The book is filled with metaphors that can make even the most stoic philosopher nod along in reluctant agreement. You’ll find yourself privy to the inner workings of a teenage mind so adept at self-sabotage that one might wonder if therapy was an option back then. And if you’re lucky, this edition might even have a few dog-eared pages, perhaps from a previous owner who felt the same inexplicable connection to Sagan’s prose. Or maybe they just needed something to prop up their coffee table. Ideal for rainy days when the sky’s crying harder than you are. A perfect companion for those late-night ruminations about missed opportunities and broken dreams. Gives you an excuse to wear a beret, even if you aren’t French. Guaranteed to make you feel better about your own life choices. Can double as an art piece on your shelf—because who doesn’t love a literary conversation starter? Condition: This particular copy has been gently loved, as indicated by a few creases along the spine and the occasional coffee stain, which only adds to its character. If books could speak, this one would whisper stories of late-night musings and not-so-late-night regrets. The pages may be slightly yellowed, but they are still bursting with existential dread, just as Sagan intended. Each page turn evokes a sense of nostalgia—think of it as a vintage wine that has aged well, or, perhaps more aptly, like a slightly sour grape that still has a story to tell. So, whether you are seeking to reflect on your own "tristesse" or merely looking for a captivating read to accompany you in your own state of disillusionment—this book is ready to accompany you down that winding road. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books and let Sagan’s melancholy seep into your soul. Remember, in the world of literature, sometimes sadness is just a fancy word for depth. Cheers! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/556/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/bonjour-tristesse.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books Ltd 9780140278781 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-552 The Puppet Show signed by Patrick Redmond Welcome to a world that promises to be more tangled than a Christmas tree’s worth of fairy lights after a tumultuous night at the pub! ’The Puppet Show’ by Patrick Redmond, published in 2001 by Coronet, is not just a book; it’s an experience—a literary equivalent of a three-legged race in a field of slippery mud. The title may suggest whimsical entertainment, but prepare yourself for a narrative that twists and turns more than a pantomime villain’s monologue. Why, you ask, would one venture into this curious tome? Perhaps you’re a connoisseur of the eccentric, or maybe you just fancy a read that might resemble a jigsaw puzzle missing half its pieces. Whatever your motivation, you’ll find yourself at the mercy of Redmond’s craft, where the puppets might just pull the strings of your sanity while you ponder your life decisions. Here, every character seems more marionette than human, each with enough emotional baggage to fill an entire theatre’s worth of props. Imagine a plot that unfolds like a badly-done origami crane; it promises to be beautiful but ends up resembling a confused paper airplane. This narrative dances precariously on the edge of absurdity. You may be left wondering if you’re reading a thriller or merely peering into the curious mind of a writer who has just discovered the wonders of caffeine and existential dread. A cast of characters so quirky they could form an offbeat circus. Puppet metaphors that may or may not be a clever commentary on modern life. Plot twists that feel like they’ve been pulled from a hat—possibly one belonging to a mad magician. Unexpected moments that might provoke laughter, tears, or both in equal measure. Conversations that seem to stretch longer than the queue for the loo at a music festival. As you delve deeper into this curious creation, you may find yourself questioning reality, sanity, and the wisdom of choosing second-hand books with dubious cover art. Is this the author’s commentary on the fragility of life, or are we merely observing a playwright’s fever dream? Only time will tell—if you can hang on long enough through the tangled plotlines. Condition: This particular copy is used, which means it has lived a vibrant life filled with dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and perhaps even a few existential crises of its own. Expect that the spine may be more flexible than your plans for the weekend, and that some margins have been lovingly annotated by previous readers—each note possibly a cryptic clue or a heartfelt plea for help. In a world filled with polished bestsellers and predictable narratives, ’The Puppet Show’ stands out like a crooked doll at a yard sale: disheveled, yet oddly charming. So, if you’re ready to embrace the delightful chaos of second-hand literature, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where the only guarantee is that you’ll experience something far more entertaining than an evening spent scrolling through social media. Dust off your reading glasses and prepare for a journey through the unconventional, as Patrick Redmond leads you through a landscape that’s anything but ordinary. Just remember to hold onto your marionette strings—who knows where they might lead you next? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/552/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-puppet-show.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340748206 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-551 Runes Pocket Prophecy by Catherine Duane and Orla Duane In the delightful year of 1987, when shoulder pads were audaciously large and cassette tapes were the pinnacle of audio technology, two remarkably ambitious sisters, Catherine and Orla Duane, decided to take a stab at prophecy. Thus, the quirky tome "Runes Pocket Prophecy" was born, a book so mystically absurd that even the most devoted tarot card reader would raise a bemused eyebrow. You might think this is a guide to predicting the future, but let us assure you: it’s more of an elaborate game of “What if?” than a reliable roadmap to your destiny. Within these pages, you will find a treasure trove of insights that could only be concocted in the minds of two siblings who had likely spent too much time in the company of their crystal balls. The Duane sisters promise to lead you on a spellbinding journey through the mystical world of runes, which, as we all know, are just old letters that have somehow become the hipster equivalent of fortune cookies. Instead of keeping things straightforward, they have wrapped their wisdom in layers of whimsy and irony, like a present you weren’t sure you wanted to open. But what exactly can you expect to uncover in this pocket-sized enigma? Here are just a few tantalizing tidbits that might tickle your fancy: Anecdotes about how to interpret runes while wearing socks with sandals. Instructions on how to throw your runes in a manner that guarantees maximum confusion. Celebrity endorsements from minor reality stars claiming they totally have used these runes for real-life decisions. Thought-provoking reflections on what the runes say about the state of 1980s hairdos. Hand-drawn illustrations that resemble either ancient symbols or abstract art gone awry. The aesthetic of "Runes Pocket Prophecy" is decidedly retro, capturing that inimitable 1980s vibe that only a book with simple illustrations and unpretentious design can muster. Think of it as a portal into a world where new-age philosophies mingled with the last remnants of disco, making for an intoxicating cocktail of thought-provoking nonsense. You may even sense the faint whiff of patchouli wafting through the pages. A warning: reading this book aloud in mixed company may lead to raised eyebrows and a few eye rolls. Condition: Used. This book has seen better days, much like your uncle’s mullet from the same decade. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain, and perhaps a cryptic note jotted in the margin that might just be a failed attempt at prophecy by a previous owner. However, these imperfections only add to its charm and authenticity, much like finding an old mixtape in the attic that features your high school crush’s name scrawled in glitter pen. As you navigate through the whimsical prose of the Duane sisters, you might find yourself pondering the fine line between profound wisdom and utter nonsense. Who knew that a couple of runes and a pocket-sized format could lead to such existential musings? Perhaps the true prophecy lies not in what the runes reveal but in how you choose to interpret them over a cup of herbal tea while contemplating your life choices. In any case, this book might just be the quirky addition to your collection you never knew you needed. So, if you’re in the market for a book that is part guide, part comedy, and entirely an enigma wrapped in an 80s aesthetic, look no further than "Runes Pocket Prophecy." This delightful piece of literary chaos is available at Crappy Old Books, where we firmly believe that every slightly battered book has a story worth telling (even if that story is only half-cooked and slightly ludicrous). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/551/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/runes.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Element Books Ltd 9781862041332 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-550 Heart Of Darkness by Joseph Conrad Heart Of Darkness Marlow, a seaman and wanderer, recounts his physical and psychological journey in search of the enigmatic Kurtz. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/550/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heart-of-darkness.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-548 Iceland Travel Pack by Rowland Mead When you think of Iceland, your mind probably conjures images of ethereal landscapes, bubbling geysers, and perhaps the odd Viking reenactment. However, prepare to throw all those preconceptions out of the window with Rowland Mead’s thoroughly enjoyable and completely practical guide, "Iceland Travel Pack." Published in 2005 by Globetrotter, this compact volume is not just a guide, but a veritable treasure chest of knowledge, perfect for the intrepid wanderer or the mildly curious couch explorer. Imagine, if you will, a book that aims to enlighten you about the land of fire and ice while simultaneously preparing you for the inevitable existential crisis that arises when you find yourself standing next to a hot spring and contemplating your life choices. This travel pack is your trusty companion, filled with maps, tips, and the kind of random trivia that will either impress fellow travelers or make you the most popular person at a dinner party featuring awkward silences. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter nuggets of wisdom that promise to enhance your journey: the best time of year to view the Northern Lights, where to find the tastiest fermented shark, and just how many layers of thermal clothing one should wear to avoid frostbite while simultaneously looking like a Michelin Man in a parka. Mead’s prose is a delightful blend of informative and irreverent, as if he’s writing not just for tourists, but for those who revel in the absurdity of life itself. But, be warned: this isn’t your conventional travel guide. Instead, it’s a slightly worn, second-hand tome that has surely been thumbed through by countless eager hands, perhaps even those of the occasionally disheveled traveler who never quite made it past the airport lounge. You’ll find odd stains and marginalia, possibly even some errant doodles from previous users who decided to express their feelings about the local cuisine in a way that only a pen and a blank page can facilitate. Here’s what you can expect to find within the pages of this quirky compendium: A comprehensive overview of Icelandic culture that may or may not include tales of elves and trolls. Maps that may not be entirely accurate but are definitely charming. Restaurant recommendations that probably haven’t changed since the book was published, thus retaining their vintage appeal. Emergency phrases in Icelandic, handy for when you accidentally order a plate of fermented anything. Advice on how to avoid the dreaded tourist traps, with the caveat that some traps are so good they’re worth it. Condition: Used, but in a way that suggests it has stories to tell—perhaps even more than you do. The corners are slightly dog-eared, giving it character, and while the cover might show the wear of many adventures, it still retains the charm of a well-loved friend. The pages are yellowing ever so slightly, reminiscent of the ancient manuscripts of yore, and have absorbed the faint scent of coffee, which may or may not indicate that someone took this guide on a trip to an actual café, rather than just reading it at home like some kind of bibliophile hermit. As you prepare for your journey into Iceland’s majestic wilderness—or simply get ready to impress your friends at the next trivia night—this travel pack offers you not just a guide, but a whimsical insight into a land steeped in mythology and natural wonders. So grab a copy while you can, and remember: it’s not just about the destination; it’s also about the slightly questionable decisions made along the way, and the absurdity of life that makes travel worth every chilly moment. In the world of second-hand treasures, "Iceland Travel Pack" is a delightful find from Crappy Old Books. It promises to deliver laughter, knowledge, and perhaps a renewed sense of adventure, whether or not you ever set foot in that frosty paradise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/548/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/iceland-globetrotter.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Globetrotter 9781845370138 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-545 Frommers Edinburgh & Glasgow by Barry Shelby Welcome to a world where the guidebook reigns supreme, albeit in a slightly dusty, dog-eared format. “Frommers Edinburgh & Glasgow” by Barry Shelby, published in an era when flip phones were still considered cutting-edge technology, stands as a comprehensive ode to two of Scotland’s most beloved cities. Published in 2005, this tome is just old enough to give you a gentle nudge to consider how far the world has come since then, while simultaneously reminding you that some things, like a good old-fashioned haggis or the stunning architecture of Edinburgh’s Royal Mile, never go out of style. In a delightful twist of fate, this guidebook invites you to traverse the cobbled streets of Edinburgh and the vibrant life of Glasgow, but let’s be honest—most of us will journey through these pages while sipping tea on our couches, occasionally furrowing our brows at the lack of Wi-Fi recommendations. Barry Shelby’s prose offers a distinct charm that can only be matched by a local pub’s warm embrace—or perhaps a slightly-too-warm embrace of a bewildered tourist trying to decipher the Scottish accent. Either way, you’re in for an experience that combines informative tidbits with a sprinkling of nostalgia. What awaits you within these pages? Well, you’ll find a smorgasbord of delights, including but not limited to: The best places to catch the sunrise (or, more realistically, the unrelenting Scottish drizzle). Tips on how to avoid the dreaded midges—those tiny winged vampires whose sole purpose seems to be to ruin your Scottish getaway. A glossary of local phrases that will undoubtedly confuse even the most seasoned traveler. Recommendations for the best whisky distilleries, because when in Scotland, one must become mildly acquainted with the national drink. An extensive list of attractions that will either leave you in awe or scratching your head in bewilderment. Barry Shelby’s charmingly detailed descriptions of both cities showcase the allure of Edinburgh’s hilly vistas and Glasgow’s eclectic artistry. Yet, as you flip through the pages, you may find yourself chuckling at the anachronisms that litter this guide. “Where are the Instagram spots?” you might ask, as you look for contemporary references that seem to have evaporated into thin air like a puff of whisky smoke. Fear not, for the essence of each city is captured in a way that even the most modern traveler can appreciate—if only to marvel at how quaint things once were. Condition: This particular copy has been well-loved, with the kind of creases that tell a thousand tales of previous owners who may have used it to fend off chilly Scottish winds or even as an impromptu table for their afternoon tea. It’s a bit worn, perhaps like a beloved pair of slippers, but in this case, the charm is in the imperfections. Expect a few dog-eared pages, some snarky handwritten notes in the margins (likely from a previous reader who felt compelled to add their two cents), and a scent reminiscent of old books mingling with a hint of Edinburgh’s finest ale. This book has truly seen some adventures, or at least the corners of a few cozy cafes. So, whether you’re an intrepid traveler preparing for an actual journey to Scotland or merely a dreamer, sipping Earl Grey while contemplating the mysteries of life, Barry Shelby’s “Frommers Edinburgh & Glasgow” is your trusty companion. Just remember, this is not just a guidebook; it’s a portal to a time when travel required a bit more planning and a lot more patience. For all your second-hand book needs, look no further than Crappy Old Books. Where the charm of the past meets the quirkiness of the present, and every fissured spine holds a story waiting to be rediscovered. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/545/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/frommers-edinburgh-and-glasgow.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Frommers 9780764577666 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-542 Scottish island hopping by Hubert Andrew Step right up, dear reader! If you’re in search of a tome that promises adventure, whimsy, and perhaps a few unintentional chuckles, look no further than "Scottish Island Hopping" by the illustrious Hubert Andrew. Released in the heady days of 1999, when the world was busy arguing about whether the Y2K bug would send us into a technophobic spiral of doom, this book sets out to explore the rugged beauty and boundless charm of Scotland’s many islands. But beware—this is no ordinary travel guide. Think of it as a slightly soggy map in a rainstorm: it might get you somewhere, but you’ll likely need a good pair of wellies and a sense of humour. One can only imagine Hubert Andrew, sipping a steaming cuppa while contemplating the majesty of the Hebrides, perhaps wondering if he should embark on a noble quest or just take a nap instead. This book promises to whisk you away on a journey like no other, straddling the fine line between escapism and mild confusion. What kind of mischief might you uncover among the windswept shores and hidden coves of Scotland? It’s hard to say, but expect a delightful mélange of trivia, anecdotes, and possibly a few overly enthusiastic descriptions of local flora that might leave you questioning your own grasp of botany. As you traverse from one isle to another, you might find yourself wondering if Hubert was perhaps slightly lost in translation between island hopping and island plopping. His writing may occasionally resemble a travelogue stitched together by a particularly enthusiastic parrot with a penchant for alliteration. There are tales of the local wildlife, some of which may or may not have been inspired by folk tales that have taken a turn for the bizarre—who knew seagulls could be so dramatic? There’s also an underlying sense of irony in Andrew’s approach, as he navigates the often turbulent waters of Scottish weather, suggesting that perhaps the only thing more unpredictable than the islands themselves is the rain that accompanies them. His tongue-in-cheek remarks about the locals and their customs could provide a good laugh or two, but they also tiptoe perilously close to the line between charming and, dare we say, stereotypical. Expect the kind of humour that makes you chuckle uncomfortably while glancing sideways at your fellow readers. But wait—there’s more! This book invites you to revel in the quirks of every island, from the inhabitants who might seem perplexed by your presence to the ill-fated attempts of tourists trying to blend in. You’ll encounter a cast of eccentric characters along the way, each more bemusing than the last, and while their motivations may remain a mystery, their peculiarities are sure to brighten your day. Andrew’s stylistic choices can best be described as a cocktail of pretentiousness and endearing awkwardness, making it a delightful read for those who enjoy a side of irony with their travel literature. Condition: Used, of course, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Expect the pages to possess that warm, comforting aroma of well-loved literature, complete with dog-eared corners and the occasional coffee stain that whispers of countless afternoons spent perusing the mysteries of the isles. The cover, while perhaps not in mint condition, carries a certain charm of its own, showcasing the book’s adventures through time and the adventures of its previous owners. Think of it as a badge of honour that adds character rather than detracts from the reading experience. In a world saturated with travel guides that provide polished, curated experiences, "Scottish Island Hopping" dares to venture off the beaten path—albeit with a few detours that may lead to the realm of eccentricity. So why not grab a copy and take a chance? After all, life is far too short to read anything less than quirky. Whether you’re seeking to plan your next holiday or simply want to enjoy a few chuckles at the expense of those who do, this delightful volume is sure to provide entertainment aplenty. And remember, find your next literary treasure at Crappy Old Books, where mismatched wonders await! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/542/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/scottish-island-hopping.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Polygon 9780748662586 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-541 The Silly Season by Susan Holtzer Ah, the year 2000—a time when flip phones reigned supreme, and the notion of a "silly season" was perhaps a euphemism for the vague panic surrounding the impending Y2K disaster. In this delightful tome, Susan Holtzer invites us into a world where absurdity is not only celebrated but is paraded about like a peacock at a garden party. One can only wonder if Holtzer envisioned this escapade as a form of commentary on the human condition or if she simply needed an excuse to let her imagination run amok. Within the pages of "The Silly Season," readers may find themselves torn between two stark realities: the mundane routine of everyday life and the inexplicable absurdities that seem to be lurking just beneath the surface. Who among us hasn’t experienced the perplexing pleasure of watching a cat chase its own tail or a politician fumble through a speech? Holtzer expertly takes such moments and magnifies them, creating an ironic reflection of our own bewildering existence. But let us not be fooled by the title into thinking this is merely a light-hearted jaunt through a summer of nonsense. No, dear reader, Holtzer twists and turns the plot like a pretzel in a funfair, all while injecting a sharp wit that might just make you chuckle—perhaps even snort—into your cup of lukewarm tea. The author’s unique ability to blend levity with insightful observations about life, love, and the occasional misguided pursuit of happiness can leave one pondering long after the final page is turned. As you leaf through the pages, you’ll encounter a variety of characters as quirky as the title suggests. From the eccentric aunt with a penchant for collecting vintage spoons to the neighbor who believes he’s the reincarnation of a Victorian poet, Holtzer populates her narrative with a cavalcade of peculiar personas. Each individual serves as a delightful reminder that our world is indeed a carnival of oddities—if only we would dare to look closely enough. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions that range from mild amusement to a rather introspective melancholy. The reader might find themselves nodding in agreement, thinking, "Ah, yes, I too have experienced that bewilderment," or perhaps even rolling their eyes at the absurdity of it all. Holtzer doesn’t shy away from delving into the darker aspects of life, even amidst the silly chaos, which only serves to enrich the experience. Condition: This particular copy of "The Silly Season" is in used condition, carrying with it the charm of a well-loved book—complete with the faint aroma of stale coffee and the occasional dog-eared page that hints at its previous life as a cherished companion. Expect the odd ink smudge, a few scribbles in the margins—perhaps someone’s attempt at philosophizing or just a shopping list—and a spine that creaks ever so charmingly as you navigate through the whimsical world Holtzer has created. In a world where seriousness often takes precedence, "The Silly Season" dares to be different. It prompts us to take a step back and embrace the absurd, to laugh at our own follies, and to appreciate the delightful chaos of everyday life. So, should you find yourself in need of a dose of eccentricity, look no further; this book may just be the antidote to the mundane. After all, as Crappy Old Books frequently reminds us, sometimes the most humorously chaotic tales are the ones that stick with us the longest. So, grab your copy today, and prepare to lose yourself in a world where the silly is not just embraced but celebrated in all its ridiculous glory! After all, who doesn’t need a little escapism in their life, especially when it comes wrapped in the delightful package of Susan Holtzer’s wit and whimsy? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/541/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-silly-season.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St. Martins Minotaur 9780312970390 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-515 One Night To Wed by Alison Roberts Ah, “One Night To Wed” by Alison Roberts — a title that tantalizingly teases the imagination while simultaneously raising an eyebrow or two. Published in the glorious year of 2006, this tome finds its origin in the illustrious Mills & Boon, a publisher renowned for its uncanny ability to produce romantic narratives that often make you question the very nature of love, sanity, and perhaps even your own literary choices. Wielding its ISBN like a sword of dubious honour, this 188-page novel has journeyed through the hands of many, each wrestling with its implausibilities and melodrama before it landed here, with us, at Crappy Old Books. Set against a backdrop where life’s most pressing dilemmas appear to revolve around the ticking clock of romantic entanglements, “One Night To Wed” invites you to ponder: how long can one night last, and what does it really mean to wed in the modern age? The cover art, sprouting a couple of deliriously happy faces, suggests that blissful matrimonial escapades await. But let’s not be so hasty. Was this truly a ‘one night’ affair, or just a cleverly disguised lifetime commitment to confusion? One can only hope the characters grapple with such existential queries as they traverse this wild terrain. As you flip through the pages, you may find yourself chuckling at the absurdity that life can indeed be condensed into a single night of reckless decisions, miscommunications, and clichés that should have been retired long ago. Our protagonists likely engage in lengthy discussions about their feelings while standing next to a conveniently placed tropical sunset, a perfectly lit balcony, or some other absurdly romantic setting. However, do prepare yourself for the inevitable moment when someone dramatically storms out, only to be lured back by the irresistible allure of a shared dessert or a heartfelt monologue about the importance of love. What can you expect from this literary escapade? Buckle up for a whirlwind of emotions as we delve into a potpourri of delightful absurdities, such as: Unrealistic romantic gestures that defy both logic and laws of nature. Characters with backstories that could fill an entire bookshelf—if they remembered half of them. More misunderstandings than a game of charades at a family reunion. One night that somehow feels like an eternity and a fleeting moment all at once. Dialogue that will have you questioning whether anyone in the story owns a thesaurus. Condition: This copy may exhibit signs of previous ownership; it appears to have been cherished, tossed aside, and perhaps occasionally used as a doorstop. Expect the occasional crease or dog-ear that adds character and hints at its storied past. A light sprinkle of dust may accompany your purchase, as if each particle is whispering love-struck secrets from the moment it was first opened. Pages may yell “read me” or “put me back!” and you’ll have to decide which voice to listen to. In all honesty, “One Night To Wed” is not just a book; it’s a window into a world where love conquers all, or at least tries to, with all the elegance of a hippo on a unicycle. Whether you find yourself snickering at its melodrama or earnestly hoping for a happy ending, this book promises to be an experience, if not a particularly educational one. So gather your courage, grab a cup of tea, and prepare to be bemused by the whirlwind that is Alison Roberts’ vision of romance. In the grand scheme of literary accomplishments, you might be wondering why you’re drawn to a book like this. Yet here it is—sitting in your hand like a guilty pleasure you never knew you needed. Embrace the quirks it brings to the table and remember: sometimes, the best stories are the ones we stumble upon in the most unlikely of places, like Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/515/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-night-to-wed.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills & Boon 9780263847710 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-514 Baby - Found at Christmas by Laura Iding Once upon a time in the quaint, snow-dusted world of 2007, a certain literary treasure stumbled forth from the esteemed Harlequin Mills & Boon, bringing with it a frosty chill of festive cheer and a dash of parental pandemonium. "Baby - Found at Christmas" by Laura Iding isn’t just another run-of-the-mill holiday story; it’s a heartwarming romp through the dizzying maze of unexpected parenthood, complete with all the requisite tinsel, twinkling lights, and a plot twist that could rival a rogue elf on the shelf. Imagine, if you will, a Christmas party gone somewhat awry. Perhaps a gaggle of well-meaning relatives, a mysterious package, and a baby—yes, a real, live baby—who seems to have been misplaced during the holiday chaos. This book is not merely a tale; it’s a guidebook to the absurdities of life and the wonders of serendipity, wrapped in an oversized bow of sentimental charm. Alongside its charming narrative, it raises the age-old question: What does one do when life hands you a baby along with a side of festive cheer, a dash of panic, and a sprinkle of holiday magic? Our protagonist, who may or may not be armed with a well-worn copy of “How to Handle Unexpected Infants,” navigates the snow-laden labyrinth of Christmas lights and parental instincts. You might find yourself chuckling at the sheer absurdity of the situation, wondering how on earth a baby—particularly one found at Christmas—could add to the traditional family turmoil of turkey mishaps and cousin rivalry. It’s a poignant reminder that while we strive for the perfect Christmas, life often has other plans, and they frequently include an unexpected bundle of joy (or noise, depending on your perspective). But what, you ask, could possibly make this book even more delightful? Perhaps the quirky cast of characters who parade through its pages—a motley crew of relatives, friends, and random passersby who, like the unexpected baby, seem to show up at the most inopportune yet oddly fitting moments. There’s Aunt Gertrude with her overly enthusiastic holiday spirit, Cousin Nigel who has a penchant for awkward caroling, and Grandma Edna, who is convinced the baby is a reincarnation of her long-lost Pomeranian. The interplay among these characters could put even the most seasoned holiday gathering to shame, showcasing the delightful chaos that the season can bring. As our protagonist fumbles through this maze of joy, confusion, and ultimately, love, you’ll find yourself reflecting on the true meaning of Christmas—or at least contemplating whether it’s acceptable to serve leftover turkey for breakfast. Perhaps this book is a gentle nudge towards the idea that family, however unconventional, is often the most beautiful gift of all, even if it comes with a few unexpected surprises (and possibly some baby drool). Condition: This delightful hardcover is gently used, with the kind of character that only time can bestow. Expect a few dog-eared pages, the occasional smudge from a hasty read while sipping mulled wine, and perhaps even a light sprinkle of glitter from last year’s holiday craft disaster. Rest assured, it’s ready to be passed from one eager reader to another—a true testament to the joys and trials of holiday literature. Perfect for making you chuckle, gasp, and maybe shed a tear or two, depending on how soft-hearted you’re feeling. So, whether you’re in need of a laugh, a holiday pick-me-up, or simply searching for a gift that says, “I care, but not too much,” "Baby - Found at Christmas" is the answer. It’s an odd little book that captures the spirit of the season—a reminder that sometimes, the most unexpected things can lead to the most memorable moments. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every tome tells a story, even if it’s a bit worn around the edges. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/514/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/baby-found-at-christmas.jpg 0.01 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin Mills & Boon 9780263852769 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-510 The Millionaire Bosss Baby by Maggie Cox Ah, the enchanting world of Harlequin Mills & Boon — where every page turn could lead you to love, heartbreak, or perhaps a rather peculiar misunderstanding involving a baby and a millionaire. "The Millionaire Boss’s Baby" by Maggie Cox is, if nothing else, a tantalising glimpse into the chaotic vortex of office romance, parental melodrama, and the kind of plot twists that could make a soap opera feel like a documentary. Imagine, if you will, the quintessential millionaire, whose very presence seems to command the air around him. He probably has a tailored suit that could double as a parachute and a bank account so vast that it makes the GDP of a small nation look quaint. And then, of course, there’s the baby. Yes, a baby! Because what’s a romantic escapade without a tiny, drool-covered bundle of joy that complicates everything? One can only assume that the baby is not just any baby; it must possess a flair for the dramatic, complete with a penchant for crying at the most inopportune moments — like during a crucial business meeting or a passionate encounter in the boardroom. In an office environment where coffee is the lifeblood of productivity and flirtation is as common as the water cooler gossip, our protagonist finds herself entangled in the dual roles of employee and reluctant caregiver. Picture her navigating spreadsheets while simultaneously soothing a baby whose idea of a good time is throwing the latest quarterly report into the recycling bin. It’s a delicate balance, much like walking a tightrope while juggling flaming torches. You wonder how she manages to keep her sanity, let alone her job, whilst competing with a millionaire’s charm and that pesky little creature who seems determined to steal the spotlight. For a novel published in 2007, a time when mobile phones were still struggling to figure out how to take decent selfies, you might find yourself questioning the cultural references. What was trendy back then? Had the world not yet discovered the joy of online shopping? Did people still think it was acceptable to wear socks with sandals? These questions might distract you from the book’s primary plot point, but rest assured, the irony is not lost. The juxtaposition of high-powered corporate life against the backdrop of nappy changes and baby food is a delightful oddity that only a Harlequin novel could fathom. As our heroine attempts to navigate the choppy waters of romance, motherhood, and career ambitions, one must consider the wisdom imparted within these pages. Will she find love amidst the chaos? Will the millionaire boss prove to be more than just a pretty face with a hefty paycheck? Or will the presence of a baby force him to confront his deepest fears — like the idea of parenthood or, heaven forbid, commitment? These are the burning questions you won’t be able to resist pondering as you flip through the pages. Condition: Used. This book has been lovingly thumbed through, with a few creases that testify to its journey through various hands and hearts. You may find a stray pen mark or two, possibly from someone furiously jotting down notes on how to impress their own millionaire boss. It carries the scent of nostalgia, mingled with the faint hint of baby powder, or perhaps that’s just the lingering essence of a time when life was simpler and romantic entanglements were deemed necessary for personal growth. If you seek a tale that embodies the chaos of modern life, where millionaires and babies coexist in a bizarre yet oddly relatable scenario, then "The Millionaire Boss’s Baby" might just be your ticket to an afternoon of whimsical escapism. Grab your favourite cup of tea, settle into your comfiest chair, and prepare for a read that promises to be as ridiculous as it is entertaining. After all, who doesn’t love a story where love and parenthood collide in the most unexpected ways, all thanks to Crappy Old Books? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/510/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-millionaire-bosss-baby.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin Mills & Boon 9780263853384 GB Standard 2.00 GBP COB-506 First Man - The Life of Neil A Armstrong by James R. Hansen In the grand cosmos of literary pursuits, few tomes dare to hoist the space helmet of ambition quite like James R. Hansen’s "First Man - The Life of Neil A. Armstrong." Released in 2006, this riveting work serves not merely as a biography but as a multi-layered chronicle of a chap who once trod upon the moon, an achievement which, in the annals of humankind, ranks somewhere between discovering fire and figuring out how to use a toaster without burning your toast. So why not strap yourself in and prepare for a literary blast-off into the life of an icon, all while navigating the erratic gravitational pull of Hansen’s prose? Neil Armstrong, a name synonymous with "the first man on the moon," comes alive in this hefty volume of celestial exploration and earthly drama. With a pen that seemingly has its own rocket fuel, Hansen chronicles Armstrong’s journey from small-town Ohio to the vast emptiness of space, all while navigating the nebulous realms of fame, responsibility, and a reputation that somehow involves more than just one small step. Expect speculative insights into what might have gone through Armstrong’s mind when he famously declared that his first step was a "giant leap for mankind." Was it existential musings, or merely thoughts of what he’d have for dinner once he returned to Earth? The book leaves no stone unturned—or, perhaps more aptly, no crater unexplored. Prepare for a delightful romp through history, where we’ll encounter all sorts of characters who shaped Armstrong’s odyssey—fellow astronauts, the suits at NASA, and even the odd conspiracy theorist who’s convinced the moon landing was all staged in a Hollywood basement. Hansen’s attention to detail is so precise that you might find yourself questioning the very fabric of reality as he dissects Armstrong’s meticulous training, his heroic space missions, and those awkward autograph signings at county fairs. Woven into the narrative are anecdotes that make you wonder just how much of the man was left behind when he made history. Did he ever find time to enjoy a cuppa amidst lunar training, or was he too busy grappling with the existential dread that accompanies being the first human to leave a footprint on another celestial body? These questions linger like the faint echo of a distant star, leaving readers both bemused and enlightened. Hansen’s style is nothing if not accessible; think of it as a warm-up act for the celestial extravaganza that is Armstrong’s life. Hansen also takes a moment to explore the darker side of fame, where every moonwalker has to grapple with the earthly consequences of their stellar achievements. The book invites you to ponder questions such as: What happens to a man when he becomes a symbol of human achievement? Can one truly enjoy a quiet life, knowing that every mention of their name will invariably be supplemented with the phrase "first man on the moon"? Armstrong’s struggles with this heavy mantle serve as a cautionary tale for all aspiring overachievers. It’s a cosmic dance of triumph intertwined with the bittersweet taste of notoriety. Condition: Used. Like Armstrong’s trusty spacecraft, this book might have seen some turbulence but is ready for another journey. Expect dog-eared pages and a lovely patina of character, lending it an air of authenticity that new books can only dream of. A few coffee stains might serve as a reminder of the earthly distractions that occasionally interrupt stellar pursuits—just don’t mistake them for lunar dust. In a world increasingly obsessed with capturing the perfect Instagram moment, "First Man" offers a rich and textured understanding of what it means to achieve greatness in a very public way. So, whether you’re an aspiring astronaut or simply someone who enjoys a good read, grab this volume and prepare for a literary voyage. And remember, this gem of a biography is proudly offered by Crappy Old Books—because who else would turn a second-hand treasure into a literary exploration of space and self-discovery? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/506/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-life-of-neil-armstrong.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon and Schuster 9780743492324 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-504 Stancliffes Hotel by Glen Heather In the grand tradition of books that no one quite remembers, Glen Heather’s Stancliffes Hotel emerges from the depths of the literary abyss like a soggy hotel brochure found wedged between the pages of a forgotten novel. Published in 2003 by Penguin Books—yes, the very same purveyors of literary excellence that brought us tales of existential dread and whimsical adventures—this book may not be at the forefront of your reading list, but it certainly has its own peculiar charm. After all, who doesn’t love a tome that feels like it was written in a distant, slightly off-kilter universe where every guest at the hotel is either a ghost or a misunderstood artist? Set in the eponymous Stancliffes Hotel—where the sheets are slightly less threadbare than the plot and the service is as unpredictable as British weather—this novel invites you to explore a world where the only certainty is uncertainty. Expect the unexpected, or rather, a series of events that may or may not lead anywhere significant. Plot twists might be lurking like wayward cats in the shadows, but good luck figuring out if they’re actually there or if it’s all just a figment of the protagonist’s overactive imagination. One can’t help but wonder if the hotel itself is a character, quietly judging its guests while they ponder life’s great mysteries over lukewarm tea. Will it be the place where you find yourself, or merely a stopover on the road to somewhere less dreary? It’s a philosophical conundrum wrapped in a travelogue, sprinkled with moments of awkwardness that will make you question your own social skills as you flip through the pages. But fear not! There are thrills to be had, such as: a never-ending supply of stale biscuits, the enigmatic presence of the hotel’s owner who may or may not be a figment of the imagination, and unexpected encounters with eccentrically dressed patrons who seem to have checked in from another era. This hotel is teeming with delightful oddities that could serve as the perfect backdrop for your next existential crisis. Unsolicited advice from the resident cat who lounges in the lobby. An inexplicable fondness for the colour beige that permeates the décor. Unraveling the mystery of the missing doilies—an unsolved case for the ages! Caution: Interactions with the staff may lead to spontaneous philosophical debates. The legendary “Room 101” where all your fears come to life, complete with complimentary tea. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Expect mild yellowing of pages, possibly from the tears of previous readers contemplating the mysteries of existence or just from reading the bill at checkout. The spine may have seen better days and is leaning slightly to the left, much like a tipsy conference attendee at a rather uninspiring seminar. This book may be ideal for those who appreciate a narrative that seems to have no clear direction, much like life itself. So, whether you’re seeking a convoluted escape from reality or merely wish to add a peculiar conversation starter to your collection, Stancliffes Hotel is here to meet your needs—or at least pretend to. After all, in the world of second-hand literature, sometimes it’s the quirks and oddities that make a book truly memorable. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to question not just the book, but perhaps your very existence as well. Cheers to that! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/504/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stancliffes-hotel.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141439952 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-500 The Stones Moon by Judy Allen Ah, “The Stones Moon” by Judy Allen, a title that evokes images of celestial bodies colliding with the earth in a flurry of dramatic rocks and existential angst. Published in the year 2000—a time when people were still trying to figure out if Y2K would throw us into a techno-dystopia or if we’d simply be able to keep using our VHS players—this book is a delightful remnant of a bygone era. The cover showcases an illustration that might make you wonder if the artist accidentally left a few lines incomplete while having a snack break. But fear not! The contents promise not to be nearly as chaotic as the jacket art might suggest. In “The Stones Moon,” one can only speculate whether the narrative revolves around a band of plucky children who discover that rocks are not just mundane items to trip over but rather vessels of cosmic wisdom. Or perhaps it’s an epic tale where the moon is made entirely of stones—metaphorically speaking, of course. Imagine a world where every pebble has a story to tell, perhaps gossiping about the local flora and fauna, or even recounting the misadventures of wayward astronauts who mistook the moon for an extravagant camping site. Judy Allen’s prose is touted as both whimsical and thought-provoking, aiming to do what few have dared: merge the realms of childhood curiosity with the philosophy of why rocks are, in fact, the true unsung heroes of the universe. With any luck, you might just discover the true meaning of life tucked away between the pages. Or at least a decent recipe for rock soup. Who knows? The book’s target audience is clearly young readers, though one must admit that only the most adventurous of adults will find themselves drawn into the gravitational pull of this peculiar literary work. Will you emerge enlightened or simply confused? Perhaps you’ll have a new appreciation for the unloved stones in your garden, or at the very least, a few more questions to ponder while staring up at the night sky—or down at your feet. Condition: Used, which in the world of second-hand books might translate to a touch of nostalgia and a sprinkle of character. Expect dog-eared pages that may have served as makeshift bookmarks or perhaps even a canvas for exuberant childhood doodles, illustrating the kind of creativity that can only be birthed from a lack of supervision. The spine carries the weight of being opened and closed numerous times, possibly while tucked under a pillow during deep philosophical discussions about the universe, or simply while pretending to study for math tests. As you embark on this literary journey, prepare yourself for a wild ride through the realms of imagination, even if most of the ride is conducted at a leisurely pace. Engage in the excitement of wondering what “The Stones Moon” is truly about, while simultaneously questioning whether you really need another book about rocks in your collection. Spoiler alert: you definitely do. A cover that’s as mysterious as the book’s content. A plot that might or might not involve actual moons made of stones. Characters whose depth rival that of a shallow puddle. A perfect addition to any bookshelf, especially if you’re trying to impress guests with your eclectic taste. Offers a rare glimpse into the mind of a child—where imagination runs wild and logic takes a back seat. So, whether you’re a parent trying to find that elusive perfect read for your child or just an adult trying to recapture the magic of your own youth, “The Stones Moon” may be just the peculiar treasure you didn’t know you were searching for. Available exclusively from Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate the quirky, the vintage, and everything in between. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/500/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-stone-moon.jpg 2.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Hodder Childrens Books 9780340740248 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-497 The Calhoun Women by Nora Roberts In an age where the term "girl power" was still in its infancy, Nora Roberts leapt into the literary fray with “The Calhoun Women,” a delightful concoction of romance and melodrama that fits as snugly in the ’90s as a pair of platform shoes. This beloved tome, published by Silhouette in 1996, carries the weight of its time—both in the cringeworthy hairstyles depicted within and the bold assertion that women can indeed be more than just romantic pawns in the game of life. Enter the Calhoun sisters, a trio with enough emotional baggage to make even the most seasoned baggage handler reconsider their career choices. Ah, the Calhoun women! Armed with charm, fortitude, and a propensity for awkward romantic entanglements, these sisters navigate life’s challenges in a manner that could only be described as simultaneously admirable and absurd. Picture them, if you will: flinging their hair, rolling their eyes, and perhaps engaging in the odd melodramatic moment that could make even a soap opera veteran raise an eyebrow. With a narrative that weaves through family loyalty, romantic escapades, and a few unlikely plot twists, you’ll find it hard to breathe when you laugh so heartily at the sheer silliness of it all. But let’s consider the time in which this literary wonder was birthed. The mid-’90s era was a curious blend of optimism and angst, where the world was still adjusting to the internet and people were blissfully unaware of the inevitable rise of social media influencers. What better way to reflect this societal quirk than through the lens of three women determined to carve their own paths? Adorned in oversized sweaters and possibly sipping on a Frappuccino, they engage in battles of wits and whims that could put any reality show to shame. As you meander through the pages, you’ll encounter a plethora of delightful distractions, including but not limited to: Intriguing family dynamics that make your own relatives seem positively mundane. Romantic escapades that seem to defy the laws of logic and coherence. Endless discussions about the merits of love and commitment, often punctuated by a healthy dose of eye-rolling. Moments of introspection that will leave you questioning your own romantic choices—good luck with that! The occasional plot twist that feels like a poorly executed magic trick. Condition: This book comes to you in a "well-loved" state, which translates to a few dog-eared pages and a delightful musty aroma that could only be achieved with years of neglect in the back of a quaint bookshop. The cover art is a nostalgic nod to the era, featuring pastel colors and fonts that make your eyes ache just a bit. It seems to have survived several coffee spills and the occasional cat nap, but rest assured, it retains its charming essence for any brave soul willing to undertake the literary adventure. So, should you choose to embark on this journey with the Calhoun sisters, prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions and a generous helping of ironic situations that might have you questioning whether you’ve just opened a book or stumbled into a time capsule. Whether you’re a seasoned Roberts fan or merely someone looking to indulge in a splash of nostalgic charm, this isn’t just a read; it’s a cultural experience. Here at Crappy Old Books, we offer you the chance to own a piece of history, one quirky, second-hand page at a time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/497/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-calhoun-women.jpg 3.95 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Silhouette 9780373483327 GB Standard 4.75 GBP COB-495 Nora Roberts Collection by Nora Roberts Welcome to the whimsical world of Nora Roberts, where every collection is a delightful puzzle of romantic entanglements and melodramatic escapades, all wrapped up in the most charmingly dated cover art you could ever hope to stumble across. This 1993 anthology from the esteemed Silhouette Books beckons you into a realm where love is often the answer, regardless of the question. Forget about modern complexities; here, the simplicity of ‘will-they-won’t-they’ reigns supreme, with an innocent, almost nostalgic flair that might make even the sternest of hearts sigh. Picture it now: the pages slightly yellowed, as if they’ve absorbed all the passionate sighs and wistful glances of their previous owners. The spine, perhaps a tad creaky, hints at the countless times someone has pulled this literary treasure from a dusty shelf, ready to escape into a world where every romantic lead seems to have been handpicked for their ability to both annoy and enchant. And let’s not forget the delightful anachronisms that leap off the pages like an awkward first date—who doesn’t love a good bit of 90s lingo paired with modern sensibilities? But wait! What’s this? A collection? Yes, indeed! While some might argue that a single novel is enough to send you spiraling into a delightful emotional rollercoaster, this compilation insists, “Why settle for one when you can have three or four?” It’s a veritable buffet of romantic tropes: the brooding outsider, the independent woman on a quest for self-discovery, and of course, the obligatory misunderstanding that threatens to tear apart the very fabric of their burgeoning love—if only for a page or two. The sheer audacity of a collection allows you to sample a variety of narratives, much like a literary tapas. Some sections may leave you chuckling at the predictability, while others might pull at your heartstrings, reminding you of the last time you binge-watched a rom-com series, only to roll your eyes at the cheesy dialogue. It’s the kind of book that dares you to judge it yet offers no apologies. Within its pages, you’ll find: Characters who are inexplicably wealthy yet somehow still relatable. Romantic tension that could rival a soap opera’s season finale. Settings that flit between impossibly idyllic and conveniently cliché. Dialogue that has survived the test of time—much like your aunt’s infamous holiday sweater. Plot twists you can see coming from a mile away, but love nonetheless. And let’s not ignore the publisher’s sleek design—a throwback to a simpler time when eBooks were but a figment of a sci-fi author’s imagination and our biggest concern was whether to buy the paperback or the hardback. Holding this book evokes a certain nostalgia, a longing for simpler days when romantic gestures involved bouquets and handwritten letters rather than texting emojis. Condition: Used, but in a charmingly battered state that speaks to years of cherished reading. There are a few creases here and there, reminiscent of a well-loved blanket. You might even discover a smattering of coffee stains that serve as a reminder that sometimes, love can be messy—preferably over a nice cup of Earl Grey. The pages are still intact, each one eager to share its secrets, waiting for you to flip through them as though they were the pages of your own life, filled with missed opportunities and fleeting romances. So why not embrace the quirks of this 1993 Nora Roberts Collection? It stands as a testament to a time when romance novels were unapologetically formulaic yet endlessly enjoyable. Perfect for snuggling up on a rainy evening or gifting to that friend who believes in love at first sight (and also enjoys a good laugh at the absurdity of it all). Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books, a haven for those who delight in the quirky, the ironic, and yes, even the wonderfully outdated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/495/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nora-roberts-a-collection.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Silhouette Books 9780373590292 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-488 Beer Lovers Companion by Josh Leventhal Ah, the eternal search for that perfect pint—an adventure as timeless as the debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Enter "Beer Lovers Companion," a literary concoction brewed by the illustrious Josh Leventhal in 2006 and served up by Ullmann Publishing. The title alone suggests that this book is the holy grail for hopheads and lager enthusiasts alike, a treasure trove for those who believe that the best conversations start at the bottom of a frosty mug. But prepare yourself: this is no ordinary guide; it might just hijack your appreciation for the simple act of drinking. Inside these well-worn pages, you might find yourself tumbling down a rabbit hole of barley and hops, where every sip becomes a philosophical exercise. With Leventhal as your guide, you’ll traverse the vast landscapes of global brewing, from the quaintest microbreweries to the gargantuan behemoths that pump out mass-produced lagers. It’s like a world tour, but instead of packing your bags, you just need a sturdy liver and an unquenchable curiosity about ales and stouts. As you leaf through the book, prepare for a rollercoaster of anecdotes that will make you question your life choices—like why you ever chose to enjoy a lukewarm beer in a sad pub instead of chasing after the elusive "Brewery of the Year." Each chapter is a masterclass in beer appreciation, laced with nuggets of wisdom that would make even the most seasoned beer snob nod in solemn agreement. You may come for the recipes and history, but you’ll stay for the quirky footnotes and the unexpected tangents about beer’s role in ancient civilizations—because who knew that Cleopatra’s throne was probably a keg? But wait! There’s more! The book is not merely a collection of knowledge; it’s a veritable manifesto for survival in the perilous world of beer tasting. Leventhal offers strategies for navigating those awkward moments when someone hands you an IPA and says, "You’ll love this." Spoiler alert: you probably won’t, but fear not! Armed with this book, you’ll be equipped to respond with confidence, perhaps even turning to your companion with the sage wisdom of “This one has good mouthfeel,” while secretly Googling what that even means. Among the many marvels within these pages, you’ll also find practical advice that could save you from embarrassing social faux pas, including the crucial etiquette of beer glass holding and the fine art of making small talk about the virtues of saisons versus porters. Yes, my friends, this is truly the book for those who wish to elevate their beer-drinking experience from mere guzzling to an existential exploration of flavor. Condition: This second-hand book has seen better days, possibly having taken a few spills of its own. The cover boasts a charming patina of character, showing signs of wear that only a true beer lover would appreciate. Pages are dog-eared and may contain a few mysterious stains—each one telling a story of a late-night reading session that might have gotten a bit out of hand. Ideal for the adventurous reader who values the journey over pristine condition. So, if you’re ready to transform your relationship with beer from mere consumer to connoisseur, grab a copy of "Beer Lovers Companion." You may find it at Crappy Old Books, where the stories are as rich as the ales described within. Because after all, the only thing better than a good beer is a good book about it—preferably one that’s a little bit rough around the edges, much like your old mate after a couple of pints. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/488/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/beer-lovers-companion.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ullmann Publishing 9783829035002 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-478 Baby Come Back by Maeve Haran Ah, the year 2000—a time when frosted tips were the height of sophistication and the idea of “going viral” was limited to the odd cold sore. In such a gilded age, Maeve Haran crafted her charmingly chaotic exploration of love and heartbreak in the whimsically titled “Baby Come Back.” This book beckons to a bygone era when dial-up modems were a more significant threat than unrequited love, and relationships were navigated with the deftness of a kazoo solo at a wedding reception. But what exactly does “Baby Come Back” entail? One might ponder if this book is a heartfelt plea, a desperate yearning, or simply a clumsy attempt at getting an ex’s attention via the written word. Is it a chronicle of love letters never sent, or perhaps a guide to accidentally stalking someone via social media platforms that didn’t even exist yet? Whatever the contents, it’s a safe bet that it won’t involve swiping right—unless it’s in a fit of nostalgia for the days when “meeting someone at the pub” was considered a daring venture. One can almost picture Haran, seated amidst a sea of half-finished manuscripts and questionable takeout, pouring her heart into this volume with the conviction of a person who has just had one too many cups of tea. Each page likely turns with the weight of a thousand awkward silences and the cringe-inducing moments we all experience but seldom admit—like trying to sing along to a song you don’t know and ending up sounding like a cat being strangled. Haran seems to take a satirical approach to romance, proving that the heart is a fickle creature that, like a cat, can be both loving and aloof at the most inconvenient moments. Expect to meet characters who are as relatable as they are ironic. Perhaps they’ll exhibit all the emotional intelligence of a potato yet somehow land in situations more convoluted than a poorly written soap opera plot twist. It’s likely that their attempts to reconnect will unfold in ways that are both tragically funny and painfully awkward—much like running into your ex at a grocery store while you’re wearing last week’s pyjamas and a face mask. You know it’s going to be a cringe-fest, but you can’t look away. Condition: Used. The book shows signs of wear befitting its two decades of existence. Expect dog-eared corners, smudged coffee stains (at least, we hope that’s coffee), and the occasional note scrawled in the margins that may either be profound or a desperate plea for pizza. In a way, the imperfections add character, much like that friend who can’t hold their drink at parties but remains an essential part of the group dynamic. This tome has clearly survived its own romantic misadventures and is ready to offer its wisdom—or at least a good laugh—as it finds its way into your hands. Readers will find that “Baby Come Back” is not merely a book but a delightful social commentary on the absurdities of modern relationships, reflecting a time when people still believed that love could be resolved with a mixtape and a heart-shaped box of chocolates. Maeve Haran masterfully entwines irony with genuine emotion, proving that sometimes the journey back to love is even more convoluted than the journey away from it. So, if you’re in the mood for a chuckle, a cringe, or perhaps to relive the glory days of dating mishaps, “Baby Come Back” promises to deliver on all fronts. Just be prepared to sift through the pages with a sense of nostalgia for a simpler time and a hearty eye roll at the antics of its characters. In the vast universe of literature, this is one of those charmingly chaotic offerings that only Crappy Old Books could unearth from the dusty corners of a second-hand shelf. Grab a copy, and let the ridiculousness commence! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/478/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/baby-come-back.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Little, Brown 9317819000901 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-477 The Illearth War by Stephen Donaldson In the unlikely event that you find yourself traversing the winding corridors of speculative fiction, clutching a book that promises to be a veritable odyssey into the realms of the absurd, you might just stumble upon "The Illearth War." Published in the year of our literary lord, 2002, by the esteemed Voyager imprint, this novel finds itself perched precariously on the precipice of the fantasy genre, ready to either enthrall or bewilder you, depending on your taste for the peculiar. Stephen Donaldson, the mastermind behind this literary concoction, invites you to a world brimming with peril and peculiarities. But let’s be honest, if you are here for a simple tale of heroism and good versus evil, you might want to pivot toward that other well-worn epic. Instead, prepare yourself for a labyrinth of philosophical musings couched in cryptic language and existential dread. You might emerge questioning not just the fate of the characters, but your own life choices—like why you decided to pick this book up in the first place. As you flip through pages that are all too eager to offer you an array of ennui and metaphysical dilemmas, you will encounter a riveting ensemble cast. Well, by ’riveting,’ we mean characters who may or may not decide to take a nap at any given moment, leaving you to ponder whether it’s them or you who are particularly slothful today. Still, these characters are here to embark on a quest that promises to be as complex as assembling IKEA furniture while blindfolded. What can you expect on this literary journey? Hold onto your hats, for there are: Epic battles that could rival those of your last family board game night. Philosophical conversations that make waiting at the dentist’s seem like a lively discussion. Plot twists sharper than your great-aunt Edna’s knitting needles. Moments of introspection that would make even the most stoic cat yawn. A series of events that may leave you questioning your grasp on reality, or just your grasp on this book. And let’s not forget the prose, which we can only describe as a whimsical mixture of Shakespearean rhythm and a particularly verbal encounter with a thesaurus. If you’re a fan of descriptions that meander like a drunken snail, then you’re in for a veritable treat. Each paragraph flows into the next with an elegance that may leave you wondering when you inadvertently signed up for a literary marathon. Condition: This particular copy of "The Illearth War" is well-loved, sporting creases and wrinkles that suggest it has seen many a coffee stain-induced existential crisis. Despite its dubious aesthetic, the pages are still intact and ready to guide you through the winding paths of disbelief and occasional ennui. You could even say it has character—like that friend who has a penchant for collecting oddities and telling stories that somehow always end up with a moral lesson about wearing mismatched socks. In conclusion, dear reader, if you find yourself yearning for a journey that oscillates between the profound and the perplexing, look no further. "The Illearth War" is your ticket to a world where nothing is quite as it seems and where every turn of phrase may leave you scratching your head in bemusement. Get ready for an adventure that is undeniably unique, if not a touch bewildering, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where literary treasures await—if you dare to uncover them. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/477/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-illearth-war.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Voyager 9780007127719 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-474 I Wannabe Blonde by Sean Puffrey In the gripping pages of "I Wannabe Blonde," Sean Puffrey takes us on a rollercoaster ride through the existential dilemmas of hair color choices, a subject far weightier than one might initially suppose. Written in 2005, this literary oeuvre from the delightfully obscure Artnik Publishing invites readers to ponder foundational questions: What does it mean to desire a hue more golden than one’s own? Is a hair transformation merely a change in appearance, or could it be a gateway to a completely different life? Spoiler alert: the answer just might involve an oversized bottle of bleach. Meet our narrator—an everyperson who feels constrained by the cruel limitations of nature, as if they’ve been sentenced to a monotone existence in a world bursting with technicolor. This character’s quest for blondeness becomes a metaphorical journey, a heartfelt exploration of identity, self-worth, and the sheer ridiculousness of trying to morph into an archetype. As the protagonist navigates the treacherous waters of hair dyes and society’s judgments, we, too, are left to grapple with the absurdity of our own obsessions. As Puffrey plummets into the deep end, one can’t help but appreciate the author’s distinctive style. His prose dances like a confused flamingo on roller skates, each sentence teetering on the brink of elegance and utter foolishness. The narrative is peppered with witticisms that may or may not have you questioning your own hair choices. Why live vicariously through a celebrity when you can risk a mid-life crisis over a canister of golden highlights? Puffrey masterfully turns the trivial into the profound, leaving readers pondering the weight of split ends and societal standards. This book is not just a lighthearted romp through the world of beauty and superficiality. It also raises questions about authenticity, particularly when it comes to the lengths one will go to fit into society’s mold—albeit one that’s been highlighted to perfection. Between the chapters, one might find themselves wondering: Are we all just one hair dye away from an epiphany, or perhaps a terribly regrettable decision? The philosophical quandaries are as rich as the author’s vocabulary, and somehow, Puffrey manages to weave in tangential stories about the neighborhood salon, conversations with an eccentric hairdresser, and a cat named Sir Frizzles—who, incidentally, has some opinions on the matter. Condition: This used copy has been through some tumultuous times, much like the protagonist’s quest for blonde ambition. The cover is a patchwork of delightful creases and slight stains that lend it a certain charm, as if it has been lovingly held by a series of bemused readers. Expect pages that may have flirted with a coffee cup or two, which only adds to the book’s character. The spine is reminiscent of a 90s boy band member—slightly bent but still holding strong. Perfectly imperfect, just like our dream of that sun-kissed mane. Readers might find themselves chuckling as they flip through the eccentric anecdotes, drawn into a world where hair color can change destinies—or at least enhance Instagram selfies. With each chapter, you may also discover that life’s greatest transformations often come from the most superficial of desires. After all, isn’t the pursuit of blondeness just a metaphor for the larger journey of self-discovery? Or, perhaps, it’s just a really, really funny book about bad dye jobs. So, if you’re in the market for a second-hand book that offers both a chuckle and a head-scratch, “I Wannabe Blonde” is your ticket to absurdity. Grab this quirky tome from Crappy Old Books, and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about life, beauty, and your own hair choices. Who knows? By the end, you just might find yourself embracing your true color—whatever that may be. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/474/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-wannabe-blonde.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Artnik no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-473 Clothes and Fashion Then and Now by Alistair Smith, Maria Wheatley Welcome to the world of "Clothes and Fashion Then and Now," a delightful romp through the fabric of human history, brought to you by the ever-so-astute Alistair Smith and Maria Wheatley, two purveyors of all things sartorially splendid and glaringly impractical. Published in the fine year of 1999—a time when frosted tips and cargo pants reigned supreme—this book is a time capsule that captures the highs and lows of fashion through the ages, as if the authors decided to throw a tea party for history and let the styles duke it out for supremacy. One might assume that a book titled "Clothes and Fashion Then and Now" would consist of a straightforward timeline, but fret not! Smith and Wheatley prefer a more theatrical approach, weaving in anecdotes that would make even a vintage mannequin chuckle. Each chapter is like an overstuffed wardrobe: bursting with colorful opinions, questionable choices, and the odd insightful observation about how one’s taste can radically change overnight—often dictated by a mere whisper from the fashion gods or a particularly bold catwalk. With illustrations that may or may not include the authors’ own questionable outfits, you’ll find yourself wondering if you have inadvertently stumbled upon a high-fashion version of a "before" picture. At its core, this book begs the question: what defines fashion? Is it the tightly laced corsets of the Victorian era, which promised to mold women into a perfect hourglass, or the flamboyant ensembles of the 1980s, which seemed to take inspiration from a tangle of Christmas lights? “Clothes and Fashion Then and Now” dares to push the boundaries of this question, inviting readers to consider the societal implications of their choices—while simultaneously encouraging the purchase of the most ridiculous accessories imaginable. In a delightful twist, the authors provide an array of styles that will have you questioning your own wardrobe choices. If you’ve ever contemplated why we wear socks with sandals or how acid-wash jeans made their comeback, you will find solace in these pages. Smith and Wheatley remind us that fashion is an ever-evolving beast, ever ready to pounce back into our lives with less grace than a cat in a three-piece suit. As you traverse the chapters, expect to encounter an array of fashion faux pas, some of which may send shivers down your spine, while others might incite applause—or at least a raised eyebrow. The book is peppered with delightful tidbits about the horrors of past trends, such as the infamous bustle or the shocking return of bell-bottoms, making it a cautionary tale as much as it is a celebration. If only the authors had included a guide on how to expertly avoid these blunders in your daily life! Condition: This book has lived quite the life, with signs of wear that hint at its many journeys through the hands of eager readers. It bears the marks of time—a dog-eared page here, a coffee stain there, and perhaps a smudge of what may have been a particularly daring lipstick. It’s as if it were waiting for you specifically to rescue it from the dusty depths of second-hand oblivion. Surely, it’s a testament to the fact that true style is about the story behind the outfit, or in this case, the book. As you leaf through these pages, you may find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, all while wearing your most comfortable (yet undeniably tragic) pair of trousers. Whether you’re a fashion aficionado or someone who simply enjoys a good chuckle, "Clothes and Fashion Then and Now" serves as a humorous reminder of just how bizarre—and sometimes downright ridiculous—the world of fashion can be. This book could easily serve as a conversation starter at your next gathering; just imagine the discussions over what possessed people to wear parachute pants in public! So, if you’re ready to embrace the glorious mishmash of historical trends and contemporary absurdities, pick up your copy today. Embrace the quirks and flaws, and perhaps let it inspire you to take some fashion risks of your own. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where the only style we guarantee is second-hand charm! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/473/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/clothes-and-fashion.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books E.D.C. Publishing 9780746030981 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-472 An Impulsive Debutante by Styles Michelle Welcome to the whirlwind world of the 2008 romantic escapade, "An Impulsive Debutante" by Styles Michelle, where the roses bloom a tad too early and the champagne flows like a river of misplaced intentions. This Mills & Boon classic invites you to indulge in a splashy romp through the most thrilling social events, where debutantes are not just introduced to society but practically catapulted from the gilded cage of propriety into the wilds of impulsive decisions. One can only wonder, was there a secret society of debutantes who held weekly meetings to discuss the best methods of embarrassing their families? In this delightful escapism, you will find our protagonist—bless her heart—hastily navigating her way through the treacherous waters of high society, probably teetering on her stiletto heels while clutching her champagne flute in one hand and an absurdly large hat in the other. One must ponder if perhaps she was afflicted by an acute case of ’impulsivity’ or if her family simply gifted her a copy of "How to Ruin a Debut in Four Easy Steps." With plot twists so unpredictable you might think you’ve accidentally picked up a mystery novel, "An Impulsive Debutante" keeps you guessing right up until the last page. Spoiler alert: There are no actual swords involved, but plenty of verbal duelling. The author, Styles Michelle, captures the essence of what it means to be a debutante in the modern age, where the stakes are high and the social faux pas can lead to scandalous emails (the horror!). You might find yourself pondering the implications of wearing last season’s gloves or attending a ball without the latest gossip fresh from Lady Whiskerton’s tea party. The prose is as bubbly as the sparkling white wine that inevitably ends up spilled on someone’s silk gown, leading to multiple instances of scandalous laughter and shock. Ah, but what of the love interests? Here, our heroine encounters a dashing rogue with an air of mystery that hints he might just be a secret agent, or perhaps only a misunderstood poet. As their relationship develops against a backdrop of extravagant galas and questionable decisions—think "Pride and Prejudice" meets “What Was I Thinking?”—you might find yourself wondering if that third glass of wine was truly worth the consequences that follow. Will she choose the rogue or the gentleman with impeccable manners but an absolutely dreadful taste in neckties? The stakes are as high as the hem of her evening gown. Condition: Used; expect a delightful aroma of nostalgia and perhaps a hint of the musky scent that only years of neglect in a damp corner of a second-hand shop can provide. Pages may be slightly dog-eared, as if they too have been swept up in the impulsive whirlwind of the protagonist, yearning to be read and appreciated once more. Cover shows signs of wear, with a few creases that add character—much like the debutante herself, who is forever teetering on the edge of propriety and chaos. As you navigate through chapters infused with longing glances and clandestine rendezvous, you’ll be left pondering whether impulsivity is truly a vice or if it’s just life’s little way of making things interesting. Will our heroine discover that chasing dreams is more exciting than sipping tea with the judgmental matrons of the club? Or will she accidentally end up in a farcical situation that leads to her being the talk of the town for generations to come? The beauty of "An Impulsive Debutante" lies not in the resolutions but in the delightful messiness of living life on the edge of a crumpet. So, grab your monocle, don your finest attire, and prepare to be swept into a world where impulsive decisions reign supreme, and every evening could lead to scandal or romance. After all, isn’t that what life is all about? Join the ranks of readers who have plucked this quirky piece of literature off the shelf at Crappy Old Books, where the real treasure is finding a second-hand story that feels like it just might have a touch of magic left within its pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/472/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-impulsive-debutante.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills & Boon 9780263862782 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-471 One-Night Baby by Susan Stephens If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a Mills & Boon romance collides with the existential dread of modern life, look no further than Susan Stephens’ audaciously titled "One-Night Baby." This 2007 literary escapade invites you to immerse yourself in a whirlwind of improbable decisions, dubious life choices, and perhaps a smattering of regret—all wrapped up in a glossy cover that would make an ideal prop for a theatre production about questionable life choices. At first glance, one might be baffled by the notion of a "One-Night Baby," as if the universe itself conspired to toss logic out the window while sipping a cocktail of irony. Is it a miraculous tale of an accidental pregnancy? A heartfelt reflection on fleeting romantic entanglements? Or perhaps it’s a deep dive into the charming chaos of post-coital dilemmas? Honestly, who knows? What we do know is that this book will deftly navigate the space between uninhibited passion and the stark reality of parenthood, all while wearing a confused expression. The narrative likely features a dashing protagonist—one who probably oozes charm and wears designer jeans with an ease that mortals can only dream of. You can imagine him striding confidently into a bar, capturing the attention of a wide-eyed heroine who’s just trying to figure out how to adult in a world that feels increasingly absurd. Will they end up in a passionate embrace, or will they find themselves debating the merits of taking birth control pills while engaging in witty banter? The possibilities are as endless as a British summer’s day—fickle and unpredictable. In this delightful romp, you may find yourself pondering the following essential questions: Is a one-night stand ever truly just a one-night stand? How does one manage the aftermath of a night spent squandering their future over a pint or two? Can love indeed blossom in the unlikeliest of situations—like a weed in a concrete jungle? What’s the going rate for emotional baggage these days? Is it possible to fall in love while simultaneously questioning one’s life choices? As the protagonist navigates the increasingly complex landscape of modern romance, readers may find themselves both amused and bewildered by the sheer audacity of it all. Will they take the plunge into the choppy waters of parenting, or will the allure of independence prove too enticing to resist? We can only hope they manage to avoid the clichés lurking in the shadows, like a cat waiting for the perfect moment to pounce. Condition: This second-hand specimen has been loved and possibly even discussed over a cup of tea—it carries the charming aroma of nostalgia mixed with the faint whiff of mystery. The pages might bear the marks of a life well-lived, with dog-eared corners and the occasional coffee stain that adds an air of authenticity. It’s the perfect read for anyone who believes that love, much like the best kind of tea, should be brewed with a bit of chaos and a dash of whimsy. In a world overwhelmed by digital distractions and dystopian tales, "One-Night Baby" reintroduces the reader to the delightful absurdity of human connections. It’s a charming reminder that life doesn’t always adhere to a formula and that romance—like a poorly executed soufflé—can be both delightful and a little messy. So, if you’re looking to explore the quirks of adult relationships through the lens of glossy escapism, you might just find what you’re looking for among the dusty shelves of Crappy Old Books. Grab a copy, settle in, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even shed a tear or two at the glorious mess that is love. Who said romance had to be straightforward anyway? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/471/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-night-baby.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills & Boon 9780263853063 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-469 The Spanish Doctors Convenient Bride by Meredith Webber In a world where love is as predictable as the British weather, Meredith Webber’s "The Spanish Doctor’s Convenient Bride" offers a delightful twist: a plot so convenient it could slip into your pocket like a five-pound note. Published in 2006 by the renowned Mills & Boon—known for their uncanny ability to make the improbable seem entirely plausible—this tome invites you to don your finest pair of rose-tinted glasses and revel in the absurdities of romantic entanglements. After all, what could be more charming than a tale where doctors don’t just heal hearts, but also conveniently fall in love with the nearest bride they can find? Set against the backdrop of sun-soaked Spanish vistas, the story likely unfurls like a poorly ironed beach towel, crumpled yet somehow alluring. You can almost hear the distant sound of flamenco guitars as our heroic doctor, undoubtedly rugged and brooding, finds himself in an utterly ridiculous yet oh-so-convenient bind. Enter the bride: a woman who probably possesses a few quirks, an outlandish wardrobe, and an uncanny ability to trip over her own heartstrings. Their romance is less of a grand opera and more like a catchy pop tune from a bygone era—catchy, repetitive, and oddly satisfying. The nuances of medical drama mixed with romantic comedy create an enticing concoction that could only emerge from a Mills & Boon kitchen, where the ingredients include: a dash of intrigue, a sprinkle of misunderstandings, and a generous helping of ’will-they-won’t-they’ that verges on the absurd. In this fictional universe, love blossoms in the waiting room, and the local café is the new hotspot for clandestine rendezvous. You can practically smell the tapas and hear the whispers of gossip that could launch a thousand ships—or at least a couple of awkward silences. Readers may find themselves pondering some serious questions while flipping through these pages: What is the exact number of misunderstandings required for a romantic trope to qualify as a ‘convenient’ love story? Is there a secret society of doctors who moonlight as suitors? And most importantly, do Spanish doctors really have that much time to juggle their medical careers and their romantic escapades? The answers may never be as clear as a bottle of cheap red wine, but the journey is sure to entertain. Condition: This copy of "The Spanish Doctor’s Convenient Bride" is used, which means it has lived a life of its own and carries stories untold. The spine is slightly creased, suggesting that it’s been opened many times, perhaps during existential crises or late-night tea sessions. Expect the pages to be tinged with the aroma of past readers’ cologne, along with a few coffee stains that only add character. There may even be a few handwritten notes in the margins, ranging from witty commentary to deeply philosophical musings about the nature of love and convenience. As you navigate the twists and turns of this love story, you may find yourself chuckling at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Each page turn becomes an adventure in itself, where the only expectation is to expect the unexpected—much like trying to predict the British summer. The Spanish sun may shine brightly in the story, but the charm lies in the irony of convenience colliding spectacularly with matters of the heart. So grab your highlighter, put on your most comfortable reading socks, and prepare to be whisked away on a journey through the most glorious clichés that only Mills & Boon can offer. What you get is not just a book, but a delightful romp through the absurdities of love, life, and a doctor who is probably too handsome for his own good. And remember, while you might find all this in "The Spanish Doctor’s Convenient Bride," you might just find even more joy and a bit of rubbish in the shelves of Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/469/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-spanish-doctors-convenient-bride.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills & Boon 9780263852233 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-468 The Doctors Christmas Bride by Sarah Morgan In a world where love is as complicated as a medical diagnosis and holiday festivities often involve more than just mulled wine and turkey, Sarah Morgan’s "The Doctors Christmas Bride" emerges as a curious specimen of early 2000s romantic escapism. Published by the venerable Mills & Boon, this tome is not just about a wedding; it’s a labyrinthine exploration of the ups and downs of festive love amidst the backdrop of stethoscopes and surgical gloves. Who knew that Christmas cheer could be as fraught as a last-minute organ transplant? Picture this: a small, snow-dusted town where the only thing thicker than the fog is the tension in the air. Our protagonist, presumably a doctor or someone who’s really into scrubs, is about to embark on a journey that can only be described as a quest for holiday bliss. But hold onto your reindeer; it appears that romance may not come easy when your heart is busy attending to patients, dodging relatives, and navigating the minefield of Christmas pudding. Will our doctor prioritize a romantic entanglement over the joys of a quiet evening with a cup of cocoa? Spoiler: probably not, but wouldn’t that make for a delightfully short book? As the plot unfolds—like an unwrapped present that smells suspiciously of antiseptic—readers will encounter a cast of characters that could only exist in a narrative so delightfully implausible. Family members who hover like bees around honey, friends who view every holiday meal as an opportunity for matchmaking, and perhaps an elderly neighbor who dispenses questionable wisdom while clutching a knitting basket. Their contributions to the story may leave you wondering if they were all part of a bizarre casting call for a Christmas special gone wrong. Can love thrive in a climate where romantic gestures might be eclipsed by the pressing need to save lives? Or will our beleaguered doctor come to the realization that love is much like a complicated medical procedure: both exhilarating and terrifying, often requiring a team of skilled professionals—preferably ones who don’t faint at the sight of a needle? These existential questions are exactly what "The Doctors Christmas Bride" dares to tackle, all while remaining firmly rooted in the delightful absurdity that is Mills & Boon’s oeuvre. Among the book’s many charms are a collection of plot twists that could rival the Christmas lights on a particularly ambitious neighbor’s house. Expect the unexpected: love triangles that rival the complexity of a triple bypass, misunderstandings that could be solved with a simple chat (but where’s the fun in that?), and a plethora of festive clichés that will either warm your heart or make you roll your eyes so hard they might just pop out. And just when you think you’ve figured out how the story will end, a new revelation will pop up faster than a Christmas cracker on New Year’s Eve. Ultimately, "The Doctors Christmas Bride" is not merely a book; it’s an experience—a whimsical foray into the realms of love, duty, and the occasional miscommunication that arises when one is knee-deep in tinsel and turkey. Who knew that under the guise of romantic fiction lay the true essence of a modern-day holiday parable? If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to watch someone juggle scalpel and sentiment, this is your chance. Condition: Used, just like the doctor’s last relationship, but with a hint of nostalgia and a dash of charm. Pages may display signs of a life well-lived—perhaps a crease from a dramatic reading or a smudge that might just be evidence of a cookie crumb from a late-night binge. Rest assured, each imperfection adds to the book’s character, much like the characters within its pages. So if you’re in the mood for a book that offers both an absurd portrayal of love and a probable chance of laughter, look no further than "The Doctors Christmas Bride." Your holiday season may just be transformed into a delightful comedy of errors that could only be lovingly curated by Crappy Old Books. Because what better way to celebrate the season than with a side of irony and a sprinkle of romance? Grab your copy today—your heart (and perhaps your medical professional) will thank you later. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/468/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-doctors-christmas-bride.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills & Boon no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-466 The maze by Panos Karnezis Step right up, dear reader! If you’ve ever found yourself lost in the labyrinthine corridors of modern literature, fumbling for a way out while simultaneously wondering if that last cup of coffee was a bad idea, then look no further than “The Maze” by Panos Karnezis. This splendidly obscure tome, published in the wonderfully ambivalent era of 2005, beckons from the dusty shelves of your local second-hand bookshop—specifically from the wonderfully eccentric collection at Crappy Old Books. Picture it: a vintage binding that has certainly seen better days, like a well-loved cardigan that has mysteriously shrunk after one too many wash cycles. But isn’t that the beauty of it? Every crease and coffee stain tells a story, and every dog-eared page could be a gateway to the musings of the universe—or at the very least, an intriguing meditation on the nature of existence as seen through the eyes of a writer who likely drank one too many espressos while penning this very volume. As you traverse the complex narratives woven by Karnezis, you may feel as though you’ve stumbled into a philosophical funhouse, where every reflection is skewed and every exit is but a mirage. The author’s peculiar knack for wordplay might leave you both bemused and bemuddled, as you question not only the meaning of life but also the utility of your current footwear in navigating this literary maze. What will you find at the centre? Perhaps a kernel of wisdom, a stray thought, or just the overwhelming urge to purchase more books—like this one! But fret not! If you’re still teetering on the edge of indecision, here’s what you might encounter while meandering through “The Maze”: Unexpected philosophical ruminations that could rival late-night conversations with your most pretentious friend. Characters whose motivations are as tangled as the plot itself, leaving you to wonder if you should have paid closer attention in Narrative Structure 101. A narrative style that may require a map and a compass, possibly both of which you’ll find at the bottom of your bag somewhere in the depths of forgotten receipts. Subtle irony that could prompt a smirk or an eye-roll, depending on your mood and the number of biscuits consumed prior to reading. Moments of sheer confusion that could lead to existential crises or delightful chuckles—sometimes, both at once. Condition: This book is used, naturally, which means it carries the delightful scent of a life previously lived. Expect a few smudges, lovingly placed annotations, and the occasional mysterious bookmark that could have once been a train ticket or an unidentifiable piece of paper. It’s a testament to its journey through time, much like the characters within its pages who are probably still trying to figure out where they are, too. So, if you’re feeling brave enough to embark on this literary expedition through the twists and turns of Karnezis’ imagination, grab “The Maze” and prepare for an adventure that’s perhaps more about the journey than the destination. Just remember to keep your wits about you—you never know when you might stumble upon a dead end or be led astray by a cleverly disguised metaphor. At the end of the day, it’s all part of the charm of reading second-hand literature. There’s a certain joy in engaging with a book that’s been loved and possibly misunderstood by others before you. You might even find that “The Maze” leads you not just through its pages, but into the delightful chaos of your own thoughts. And as you navigate this tangled web of words, you’ll be glad you chose to step into the quirky world of vintage literature with Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/466/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-maze.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099449959 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-461 One Good Turn by Chris Ryan In the whimsical world of literature, it takes a certain audacity to title a book "One Good Turn." This quaintly optimistic phrase might suggest a tale of kindness or an unexpected twist of fate. But, dear reader, prepare yourself for a journey that is anything but simplistic. Chris Ryan, in this 2008 endeavor from the venerable Arrow Books Ltd, has decided to take the concept of turning the other cheek and spin it into a hair-raising escapade—one that might leave you questioning not only humanity but also your own sanity. Imagine, if you will, an author whose previous works could fill an entire post-apocalyptic survival guide. Now, picture that same author attempting to write a suspenseful thriller, but with the grace of a giraffe on roller skates. This is the delightful irony you’ll find nestled within the pages of “One Good Turn.” It promises twists and turns that are as unpredictable as a British summer, and characters who may or may not have stepped straight out of a sitcom—one where everyone forgot their lines. Our protagonist is thrust into a world where every good turn seems to come with an unforeseen consequence. Perhaps they help an old lady cross the street only to have her reveal that she’s the head of a secret society bent on global domination. Or maybe a coffee shop barista turns rogue after receiving the wrong order—who knew that a cappuccino could ignite such chaos? Ryan’s knack for weaving absurdity into action keeps you on your toes, or at least teetering precariously between disbelief and mild amusement. As you flip through the pages, you might wonder if this is a book about redemption or a wild romp through the mind of someone who forgot to take their medication. There’s a certain charm in the disarray, a kind of ‘who cares’ attitude that Ryan embodies; one can’t help but be amused by the sheer audacity of the narrative. It’s like watching a dog chase its tail while simultaneously trying to catch a tennis ball—endearingly chaotic. Now let’s not ignore the elements that add to the delightful quirkiness of this tome. The book is peppered with moments that may leave you scratching your head, pondering if these are truly ’good turns’ or simply elaborate pranks orchestrated by fate itself. The dialogue might send you into fits of laughter or confusion, and the plot twists could rival a pretzel in their complexity. But therein lies the charm—embracing the absurdity of it all makes for a reading experience like no other. Perhaps you’re wondering about the physical state of this literary oddity. Condition: Used—this book has lived a life before reaching your hands. The cover may show signs of wear, a testament to its previous adventures, while the pages may be dog-eared and marked, as if to say, “I’ve been loved, and maybe a bit confused.” It carries the scent of a thousand cups of tea and the vibe of a rainy afternoon spent contemplating life choices. Each crease and smudge tells a story of its own, inviting you to add your own narrative to the mix. Unpredictable plot twists that keep you guessing. Characters so quirky they could be your new best friends (or worst enemies). A healthy dose of irony that is both delightful and perplexing. Dialogue that might make you question your grasp on reality. Moments that will leave you laughing when you probably shouldn’t. In a world full of polished perfection, “One Good Turn” offers a respite from the mundane and the expected. Chris Ryan takes you on a journey that is as much about the absurdity of life as it is about action and adventure. So why not take a chance? After all, you never know when one good turn might lead you down a path of unforgettable madness. Grab your copy from Crappy Old Books and prepare to lose yourself in a narrative that defies every expectation you ever had about literature. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/461/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/one-good-turn.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow Books Ltd 9780099522348 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-460 What Not to Wear by Susannah Constantine, Trinny Woodall Ah, the year 2004, a time when fashion was perhaps as bewildering as the plot of a David Lynch film. "What Not to Wear," authored by the dynamic duo Susannah Constantine and Trinny Woodall, promises to be a veritable feast of sartorial wisdom—or perhaps just a guide to avoiding outfits that could cause unintended public embarrassment. This book, published by Weidenfeld Nicolson Illustrated, is a treasure trove of questionable style advice that may or may not have aged like a fine cheese left out in the sun. In the pages of this venerable tome, you may uncover a plethora of “fashion faux pas” that the authors are keen to help you avoid. Imagine reading through chapters filled with illustrations so cryptic they might as well be hieroglyphs for the fashion-impaired. Susannah and Trinny aim to rescue style-starved souls from the abyss of ill-fitting trousers and shirts that could double as tents. Their mission? To make sure you never leave the house looking like you’ve raided your grandmother’s wardrobe on a particularly bad day. Should you find yourself on the brink of a wardrobe crisis, this book could serve as a panacea—or perhaps just a punchline. With their witticisms and playful jabs at fashion disasters, Constantine and Woodall might make you chuckle while also instilling a deep fear of the colour beige. Their expertise might just ignite a fire in your inner fashionista… or simply lead to a deeper appreciation of your collection of cat-themed sweatshirts. Now, one might wonder what mystical advice this book can provide. The authors are known for their "what not to wear" mantras, so you can expect tips such as: Never combine stripes with polka dots unless you’re auditioning for a part in a circus. Avoid clothing that could double as a parachute in the event of emergency landings. When in doubt, accessorize, but steer clear of anything that jingles, jangles, or might elicit concern from health and safety officials. Remember, if your shoes could be classified as a health hazard, it’s time for a change. Don’t ever underestimate the power of a good pair of jeans—unless they’re from 1998, in which case, they should never see daylight again. Condition: Used. This precious volume has seen its fair share of fashion faux pas and has lived to tell the tale. Expect slight creasing, the occasional coffee stain—perhaps from a frantic re-read while contemplating a wardrobe crisis—and a certain charm that only well-loved books possess. While the pages might be slightly yellowed, they still have the audacity to critique your current sartorial choices, should you dare to let it. As you flip through these pages, remember that fashion is transient and often ridiculous, much like the hairstyles of 2004. Does this book hold the secrets to eternal style? Probably not. But it does provide a snapshot of a time when low-rise jeans and cargo pants were, inexplicably, all the rage. So why not indulge in a bit of nostalgia mixed with a hearty dose of ironic detachment? "What Not to Wear" is not just a guide; it’s a cultural artifact, a mirror reflecting the oddities of early 21st-century fashion choices. It is highly recommended for anyone who enjoys a laugh at their own expense or for those who have a soft spot for poorly chosen shoes. Make your way to Crappy Old Books to secure your copy today—after all, you might just need it when the fashion police come knocking on your door! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/460/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/what-not-to-wear-for-every-occasion.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Weidenfeld Nicolson Illustrated 9781841882369 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-455 Flood Tide by Stella Whitelaw In an era where the term "romance" was more likely to be associated with a hastily scribbled note passed in a classroom than with a proper novel, Stella Whitelaw took it upon herself to pen this curious tome titled "Flood Tide." Published in 1998 by Dales Romance, it appears she decided to take readers on a journey that might be less about heart-fluttering passion and more about a deluge of emotions—perhaps even tidal waves of them, if you will. While the title conjures images of roaring waves and epic battles against nature, it’s important to remember that this is a work of fiction, not a manual on navigating the high seas. One can only presume it has more in common with flailing attempts at romance than actual nautical adventures. Could “Flood Tide” be an allegory for the uncontrollable surges of love that engulf our unsuspecting hearts? Or is it an ironic nod to those moments when one finds themselves knee-deep in emotional muck, wishing perhaps for a life raft? You’ll have to read between the lines—or in this case, between the chapters. As you crack open this venerable volume, you might feel as if you’ve stumbled upon an ancient relic of the late 90s: a time when mobile phones were the size of small bricks, and someone’s idea of a romantic evening involved more than a Netflix binge. Dales Romance carved out a niche for itself amongst the more serious publishers, offering tales that promised not just love but a good dose of angst, complete with the unavoidable awkwardness that often accompanies youthful exuberance. Many readers might find themselves pondering the following questions as they leaf through the pages: What constitutes a flood in the realm of emotional overflow? How many times can one character be described as "wistful" in a single chapter? Is the title a metaphor for love’s unpredictable nature, or simply a warning about the author’s prose style? Will the characters drown in their own melodrama, or will they somehow swim to safety? Are we expected to believe that the hero’s rugged charm can combat the sheer force of nature—or is that simply wishful thinking? For those who enjoy a hefty dose of irony with their romantic escapades, "Flood Tide" might just be the literary splash you didn’t know you needed. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say it’s a puddle of nostalgia for anyone who remembers the complexities of young love, tangled emotions, and that distinctly 90s aesthetic that seemed to permeate every relationship. Indeed, it might even serve as a reminder of the awkwardness of dating in a pre-social media world—where a missed text wasn’t just a minor inconvenience but often a cause for dramatic misunderstandings and melodramatic confrontations. Condition: This particular copy of "Flood Tide" has seen better days, as indicated by its well-loved, slightly dog-eared pages and the mysterious coffee stain creeping its way across the back cover. The spine bears the scars of a thousand passionate reads, and its lingering scent of forgotten perfume adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the experience. Whether you’re an avid collector of second-hand romances or simply looking for a book to prop up that wobbly table leg, this tome is a testament to the beautiful messiness of literature. In the grand scheme of things, "Flood Tide" is but a small wave in the ocean of literary offerings. Yet its eccentricities may just resonate with those brave enough to embark on this quirky, romantic adventure. So, if you fancy a read that might elicit both cringes and chuckles—head on over to Crappy Old Books, where we celebrate all things quirky, ironic, and just a bit shabby around the edges. After all, isn’t that where true literary treasures often reside? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/455/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flood-tide.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dales Romance 9781853898143 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-454 The Dukes Desire by Margaret Moore Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and behold the improbable world of "The Duke’s Desire," a tantalizing creation of Margaret Moore that has somehow managed to endure the test of time—or at least the test of being read once and hastily discarded. This enchanting tome, courtesy of that trusted purveyor of literary oddities, Crappy Old Books, is a veritable treasure trove of Regency-era romance and questionable life choices, all wrapped up in a cover that may or may not glow in the dark, depending on the lighting. Published in the fine year of 2000 by the illustrious Harlequin Mills and Boon—who seem to be under the charming impression that romantic intrigue can be churned out like biscuits—this book invites you to enter a world where dukes don’t just have titles; they have desires. And spoiler alert: those desires probably don’t include sensible investments in real estate or avoiding scandalous affairs that could tarnish the family name. No, in this universe, where bonnets serve as both a fashion statement and a metaphorical barrier against reason, romance reigns supreme, and logic is left at the door. As you crack open the spine of this exquisite specimen, be prepared to uncover a plot that gallops along faster than a horse escaping the clutches of an ill-conceived marriage proposal. You might expect a whirlwind of ballrooms, breathy confessions, and enough misunderstandings to fuel a small village’s worth of gossip. Our protagonists, clad in overly complicated attire and armed with a penchant for melodrama, find themselves entangled in a web of desire that makes even the most ambitious spider rethink its life choices. Who knew that a duke’s heart could be so fickle, yet so predictably tied to societal expectations? The real question is: what is it that the duke desires? Is it love? Power? The ability to eat cake without gaining an ounce? As you navigate through the pages, you’ll likely be bombarded with the following revelations: A series of improbable yet undeniably charming coincidences. Dialogue that dances precariously between eloquence and sheer absurdity. Sets of aristocratic morality that seem about as stable as a teetering stack of crumpets. Characters whose emotional intelligence may vary based on the chapter—sometimes even within the same paragraph. Climactic moments that may leave you breathless, or at the very least, rolling your eyes. This book is certainly not for the faint-hearted—or for those who seek to read with a critical eye. Instead, you’ll find yourself entrenched in a world where societal norms are tossed out the window like last season’s fashions, and the only rules are those of attraction, intrigue, and a healthy dose of misunderstanding. If you enjoy reading about characters who are just as likely to trip over their own desires as they are to make grand declarations of love, then "The Duke’s Desire" is potentially your new best friend—or your most ironic enemy. Condition: This particular edition has seen better days. It boasts a cover that has been lovingly thumbed through, perhaps by a reader desperate for a distraction from reality. There are creases where a passionate reader might have gripped the book tightly during a particularly tense moment, and a few pages show signs of having been turned in haste, as if the reader was racing towards the inevitable conclusion (which, let’s be honest, you’ll probably predict by the third chapter). So why not indulge in a little bit of irony? Pick up "The Duke’s Desire" and allow yourself to be whisked away—albeit with a side of sardonic chuckles. After all, it’s brought to you by Crappy Old Books, where every page turn is a step further into the labyrinth of literary quirkiness, and every plot twist is just another chance to question your taste in romances. Happy reading! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/454/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dukes-desire.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin Mills and Boon 9780263862638 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-450 Aftershocks by Catherine Coulter In the illustrious year of 2005, when flip phones were the height of technology and denim skirts were making an inevitable comeback, Catherine Coulter graced the world with her literary offering, "Aftershocks". Published by Thorndike Press, this tome has all the allure of a forgotten relic, wedged precariously between a dusty copy of "The Joy of Cooking" and a yellowing volume on the history of wallpaper. The title itself evokes visions of seismic events, though one might wonder if it refers more to the literary tremors sent through the reader’s mind rather than the earth beneath their feet. Imagine, if you will, a narrative so gripping that the very fabric of your consciousness is shaken to its core. Or perhaps it’s merely a gentle quibble with your afternoon tea—a few ripples in an otherwise placid pond of banality. The book hints at thrills and chills, but it’s difficult to ascertain whether those aftershocks come from the events within or from the inevitable eye-rolls at the plot twists that defy logic and gravity alike. Our esteemed author has penned a saga that straddles the line between suspense and melodrama, crafting characters who might as well be marionettes pulled by invisible strings of cliché. And while the prose tumbles forth with all the grace of a toddler in oversized shoes, each page turn could very well evoke a mixed feeling of anticipation and bemusement. Are we reading a thrilling mystery, or merely watching the universe’s most elaborate game of charades unfold before our dulled senses? But fret not, for "Aftershocks" comes with a veritable buffet of tantalising elements that could almost be exciting if you squint hard enough: Intriguing plot twists that have more twists than a pretzel factory. Characters who might just be the most quirky collection of archetypes this side of a low-budget sitcom. A narrative flow that resembles a rollercoaster, albeit one that has seen better days and is currently being held together with duct tape. Sentences that may leave you pondering the meaning of life—or at least the meaning of the last two paragraphs. Unintended humour that may or may not be intentional, depending on your level of literary cynicism. Condition: This copy of "Aftershocks" has seen its fair share of travails, much like the characters within its pages. Expect the cover to be a little worse for wear, possibly sporting a few creases and smudges that tell tales of its past life as a companion to coffee cups and idle musings. The pages are yellowed, offering an authentic second-hand charm that might inspire nostalgia—or perhaps just a mild case of the sniffles. Flipping through its contents might reveal the occasional errant bookmark, a remnant of a reader who was perhaps more devoted than the last. A true testament to its journey through the hands of many, it could be said to have its own stories to tell, if only it could speak. So, if you find yourself intrigued by the prospect of literary aftershocks, and if your home library is in dire need of a book that can inspire both chuckles and headshakes, then look no further. "Aftershocks" is the perfect addition to that collection of second-hand treasures you’ve been curating with such passion. Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every page turn is an adventure (or a misadventure, depending on who you ask). Embrace the quirkiness, relish the irony, and above all, enjoy the delightful chaos that this peculiar read has to offer. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/450/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/aftershocks.jpg 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Thorndike Press 9780786275014 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-444 Nightwing by Martin Cruz Smith In the dim light of the 1990s, a decade often defined by questionable fashion choices and overly ambitious cable television, Martin Cruz Smith’s "Nightwing" flaps its wings like a moth drawn to a flickering fluorescent bulb. Set against the backdrop of an otherworldly desert, this literary piece is like a slightly worn-out pair of combat boots: rugged, a bit smelly, and just odd enough to catch your eye in the bargain bin of life. The premise, as elusive as the last cookie in the jar, seems to weave together themes of culture clash, wildlife intrigue, and possibly a touch of existential crisis. It’s as if Smith decided to toss a Native American legend, some vampire myths, and a splash of environmentalism into a blender and hit ’frappe’. Our protagonist—if we can even call him that—is a shadow of what you might define as a hero. He perhaps wanders through the pages with all the enthusiasm of a cat being dragged to the vet. Yet, there’s something oddly compelling about his struggles against both nature and his own personal demons. As he navigates the treacherous landscape of the New Mexican desert, readers may find themselves equally lost, questioning if they’re more like the protagonist or the bats flitting overhead, flying aimlessly in circles. If “Nightwing” were a person, it would undoubtedly be that quirky friend who shows up to a party with a vintage vinyl record and a conspiracy theory about where all the left socks go. As we delve deeper into Smith’s world, the narrative might feel like it’s been written in an old typewriter by an overzealous amateur—a charmingly chaotic blend of poetic imagery and the occasional bout of confusion. Can we really blame Smith for his exuberance? After all, it takes an admirable amount of audacity to try and blend ancient lore with modern-day dilemmas, only to find that they don’t quite fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. Instead, they resemble a bunch of mismatched socks left over from a laundry accident. Expect moments of profound insight to be interspersed with passages that read like a travel brochure for a place you’ve never heard of, which is always a delightful surprise. You might even find yourself pausing mid-page to contemplate the great mysteries of life—namely, why this book was published by Pan Books, a company not exactly known for its bold literary statements. Perhaps they thought a title about winged creatures might attract a certain crowd? Little did they know that readers would instead be wrestling with the question of just how many plot twists can fit into one chapter before readers start rolling their eyes. Now, let’s pivot to the physical state of the book, which carries the character of a weathered veteran of literary wars. Condition: Used, with all the charm of a second-hand shop but with none of the musty odours. It features dog-eared pages, a spine that creaks like an aging ship, and cover art that may evoke fond memories of 90s graphic design disasters. In a world where new books glimmer like freshly polished apples, this tome stands out like a bruised banana—deliciously imperfect and just waiting to be savoured. As you wrap your fingers around this well-loved volume, consider the thrilling wilds of the New Mexican desert and its creatures—perhaps they represent all those forgotten hopes and dreams we carry around like extra baggage. Or, maybe they’re just there to keep you guessing, much like the plot of "Nightwing" itself. Who knows? It’s a wild ride through the mind of Martin Cruz Smith that may leave you scratching your head—or, if you’re lucky, inspired to jot down your own version of chaos. So, if you’re in the mood for an ironic romp through untamed landscapes and characters that defy easy categorization, look no further. “Nightwing” might just be the quirky adventure you didn’t know you needed. And remember, when you’re ready to embrace the delightful imperfections of second-hand literature, Crappy Old Books is your trusty companion on this literary escapade. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/444/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/night-wing.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books, 9780330293730 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-443 A Country Miss In Hanover Square by Anne Herries Ah, the delightful world of “A Country Miss In Hanover Square,” where the author Anne Herries takes us on a whimsical jaunt through a Regency-era society that feels utterly intact despite the author’s attempts to make it relatable for the 21st-century reader. The title itself suggests a charming, pastoral life being thrust into the chaotic whirl of London’s Hanover Square—much like a sheep being herded into a jazz club. What could possibly go wrong? Imagine a character who has grown up amidst the bucolic splendor of daffodils and the incessant bleating of sheep, only to find herself navigating the treacherous waters of high society, where a well-placed sneeze could end a career or start a scandal. Our country miss is likely to stumble into a ball wearing the wrong shade of bonnet, inadvertently causing ripples of gossip that could bring down the very fabric of the ton. Like a teacup set precariously on a wobbly table, one can only wonder how long it will remain upright. The Harlequin and Mills & Boon publication stamp marks this book as a fine specimen of romantic absurdity. It is an invitation to lose oneself in a labyrinth of fripperies and fluttering eyelashes, where misunderstandings are as common as the English rain and love is often expressed through the medium of awkward silent glances. You may find yourself pondering whether love was ever meant to be this complicated, or if it always took place behind a dainty fan and a pair of strategically placed petticoats. As you venture through the pages, prepare to meet a cast of characters that could only exist in such a whimsical setting. The dashing rogue, the stern matron, and perhaps a well-meaning but overzealous aunt who insists on matchmaking as if it were a sport. You’ll be treated to vivid descriptions of ballgowns that sound more like elaborate birdcages than clothing, and conversations that flow like fine wine—when in reality they might be more akin to lukewarm tea. In the midst of this romantic revelry, one might find themselves asking, “What makes a country miss so special?” Is it her naivety, her unyielding optimism, or perhaps her unintentional knack for stumbling into trouble? It’s likely a combination of all the above, mixed with just a dash of irony that only a Regency romance could muster. As readers, we are left to ponder whether we’re rooting for her success or merely waiting to see how spectacularly she will fail. Condition: Used. This book has clearly seen better days, having been thumbed through by countless eager readers, each leaving their own imprint on its pages. The spine is slightly creased, perhaps from someone desperately trying to hold it open during a particularly gripping chapter about a ball gone awry. Scattered annotations in the margins suggest that many readers found themselves moved—or at least entertained—by the antics within. It’s not just a book; it’s a testament to the trials and tribulations of those who dared to indulge in such literary escapades. In conclusion, “A Country Miss In Hanover Square” is an exploration of love, laughter, and the occasional petulant puppy, all wrapped in a package of frothy prose and questionable choices. For those who relish a good eye-roll or a hearty chuckle at the absurdities of love and society, this book is a must-read. Just remember, you’re not just buying a book—you’re acquiring a piece of literary history, as sold by Crappy Old Books, where every page turned is a nod to the past and a wink to the absurd present. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/443/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-country-miss-in-hanover-square.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin, Mills & Boon 9780263867787 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-442 Mistletoe Marriage by Jessica Hart Mistletoe Marriage (2005) Jessica Hart — Mills & Boon ISBN: 026384269X Condition: Used (like everyone’s boundaries at the office Christmas party) Welcome to Mistletoe Marriage, where snow is gently falling, emotions are wildly escalating, and nothing says “good life choices” quite like agreeing to a festive fake/forced/ill-advised relationship that will obviously become real by New Year’s Eve. Jessica Hart serves up peak Mills & Boon Christmas energy: twinkly lights, unresolved feelings, and two people who absolutely should not complicate their lives further and yet do so with admirable enthusiasm and suspiciously good hair. Inside these festively pre-loved pages, you can confidently expect: A heroine who is practical, capable, and deeply determined not to fall in love again, especially not at Christmas, especially not with him. A hero who is infuriatingly attractive, emotionally complicated, and almost certainly allergic to commitment… until a seasonal plot twist interferes. A conveniently snow-dusted setting where mistletoe appears in exactly the right places at exactly the wrong moments. A “marriage” situation — real, fake, temporary, strategic, or otherwise ill-advised — that exists solely to torture them romantically for about 180 pages. This is Mills & Boon world, Christmas edition, where: “We’ll just pretend” is legally binding foreshadowing. “This is purely an arrangement” means “we’re doomed (to fall in love).” No one has a normal, calm December; they only have life-changing revelations with fairy lights in the background. Snow never melts into grey slush. It remains permanently magical, like the lighting in a perfume advert. Now, about this particular copy, lovingly presented by Crappy Old Books. Condition: Used here means: The cover almost certainly shows light scuffing and maybe a delicate crease or two, as if clutched by someone who was very invested in whether they kissed under that mistletoe this time. The spine bears noble reading lines, evidence of late-night chapter-bingeing when the reader should have been wrapping presents or doing literally anything else productive. The pages have possibly shifted from bright white to a cosy, fireside cream — we prefer to call it eggnog-tinted romance stock. Additional signs of prior festive drama may include: Gently rounded corners, suggesting it’s been read in bed, on the sofa, at the in-laws’, or hiding in the kitchen while avoiding family conversations. Sections that fall open a little too easily at the “first kiss,” “big misunderstanding,” or “emotional confession under twinkling lights” moments. A faint aura of tinsel, biscuits, and one previous reader’s firm belief that this year will be different. (It was not.) This is not a shrink-wrapped, untouched seasonal ornament. This is a working Christmas romance, already warmed up and ready to deliver maximum festive emotional turbulence. Perfect for: Readers who believe that December is the rightful home of poor decisions, big gestures, and sudden realizations about what really matters (spoiler: it’s love). Anyone who enjoys seasonal stories where the weather is symbolic, the cocoa is improbably perfect, and nobody ever runs out of batteries for the fairy lights. People who prefer their romance novels gently worn in, like a favourite Christmas jumper that may have lost some elasticity but gained serious comfort value. Those who want a happy ending guaranteed in a world where the only real suspense is how long it takes these two idiots to realise they’re meant for each other. By adopting this Crappy Old Books veteran, you’re getting: A slightly scuffed paperback packed with festive tropes, sparkling dialogue, and emotionally compromised mistletoe usage. A story that will cheerfully judge your cynicism and then steamroll it under a sleigh full of feelings. The freedom to dog-ear, re-read, and sigh dramatically without worrying about “keeping it pristine.” So pour something warm, ignore your to-do list, and let Mistletoe Marriage work its gently chaotic magic. It’s Christmas. The tree is up. The snow is falling. The marriage is… complicated. Perfect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/442/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mistletoe-marriage.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills & Boon 9780263842692 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-441 The Surgeons Family Miracle by Marion Lennox The Surgeon’s Family Miracle (2006) Marion Lennox — Mills & Boon ISBN: 0263852199 Condition: Used (like everyone’s faith in sensible decision-making) Step into The Surgeon’s Family Miracle, a Mills & Boon special where scalpel-sharp professionalism collides head-on with soft-focus emotional chaos, and the only thing more intense than the medical emergencies are the feelings nobody wants to talk about in the staff room. In this heartstring-tugging medical romance by Marion Lennox, you’ll meet a surgeon who is brilliant in theatre, terrible at boundaries, and emotionally overdue for a life-lesson. Add in a child (or children) in need of love, a woman with a carefully guarded heart, and a hospital corridor that sees more smouldering glances than the average soap opera, and you’ve got yourself a Family Miracle that could probably be solved more easily with communication and therapy—but where’s the fun in that? Inside these pages you can confidently expect: A surgeon who can repair terrifying injuries but hasn’t quite figured out how to fix their own emotional scar tissue. A heroine (or equally stressed co-parent) who has sworn off romance, the surgeon, or miracles… and will be proven wrong in under 200 pages. A child whose main job is to be adorable, wise beyond their years, and astonishingly good at nudging adults into confronting their feelings. Moments of high drama where someone says, “There’s nothing more we can do,” shortly before discovering that, actually, there is: love. This is Mills & Boon country, where: “Temporary arrangement” means “see you at the epilogue.” “It’s just for the child’s sake” means “we are absolutely catching feelings.” And no one has a normal, quiet conversation when they could instead whisper something devastating in a hospital ward at 3 a.m. Now, about this particular copy, as honestly described by Crappy Old Books. Condition: Used here translates to: A cover that’s seen some action—gently rubbed, maybe a bit creased, as if it’s been fished repeatedly from handbags, bedside tables, and the gap between sofa cushions. A spine with visible reading lines, the paperback equivalent of laugh lines: proof it has lived, loved, and been opened more than once with intent. Pages that may have mellowed from crisp white to “subtly toasty”, which we prefer to call romantically sepia-toned. You might also discover: Corners that are slightly rounded, like the book is shrugging and saying, “Look, I’ve been through some readers, okay?” A faint hint that someone once read this in one sitting, ignoring texts, chores, and possibly an actual doctor’s appointment. The intangible aura of prior readers muttering, “Oh just KISS already,” somewhere around chapter seven. This is not a pristine bookshelf ornament. This is a working romance: lived-in, dog-eared, and fully broken-in for maximum comfort reading. No guilt about cracking the spine—it’s already been done for you. No pressure to keep it flawless—you’re here to enjoy the drama, not curate a museum. Perfect for: Fans of medical romance who want drama with their diagnosis and healing with their happily-ever-after. Readers who firmly believe that found family, surprise family, or “oops, we’re a family now” is the best trope ever invented. Anyone who thinks a love story hits harder when the book itself looks like it has personally survived a few emotional plot twists. People who understand that “Used” means “pre-infused with someone else’s gasps, eye-rolls and fond sighs.” So, if you’re ready for a story where a world-class surgeon discovers that the real critical condition is their own guarded heart, this Crappy Old Books veteran is standing by—slightly scuffed, fully functional, and more than ready for its next reader. Warning: may cause sudden belief in miracles, tearful smiles, and the urge to hug fictional people. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/441/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-surgeons-family-miracle.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills & Boon 9780263852196 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-440 The Pregnancy Plan by Grace Green The Pregnancy Plan (2002) Grace Green — Mills & Boon ISBN: 0263830136 Condition: Used (like everyone’s life choices in a Mills & Boon novel) Welcome to The Pregnancy Plan, a glorious relic from the era when everyone apparently solved complicated emotional issues with one of three things: a misunderstanding, a convenient marriage, or a strategically timed pregnancy. Grace Green delivers a classic Mills & Boon concoction of longing looks, simmering tension, and a plot so gloriously implausible it could only exist between two pastel covers. Inside this proudly Used paperback, you will almost certainly find: A heroine who is smart, capable, and yet somehow deeply surprised by the consequences of a so-called “plan.” A hero who probably has a jawline you could hang a coat on, a job that pays suspiciously well, and the emotional communication skills of a decorative houseplant. At least one conversation that could be resolved in three sentences but is instead stretched into 120 pages of feelings. A moral universe where fate, passion, and badly-timed confessions all conspire to ensure maximum drama and minimum sensible contraception discussions. This is the kind of book where words like plan and agreement are thrown around as if any of this is going to go smoothly. Spoiler: it will not. There will be tension. There will be brooding. There will be meaningful silences so dense they could be cut with a cheese knife. Now, about this specific copy, as offered by the ever-truthful Crappy Old Books. “Condition: Used” here means: The cover has that soft, slightly flexed look that tells you it’s been opened, closed, and sighed over several times. The spine has creases – not damage, but the literary equivalent of emotional stretch marks. The pages may be very gently tanned, like they once spent a summer on someone’s bedside table next to a slowly evaporating glass of wine. You might encounter: A faintly ruffled page where a previous reader gasped at a twist, or just fell asleep mid-swoon. Corners that are no longer razor-sharp, which is appropriate, because nothing about this book is sharp; it’s all soft-focus longing and heightened emotion. The subtle aura of being read in a bubble bath, on a commute, or during a “five minutes to myself” that mysteriously became forty-five. This is not minimalist, literary fiction where nothing happens except everyone feels slightly uncomfortable at dinner. This is Mills & Boon, where: People talk about plans and then promptly lose control of them. Passion arrives right on time, but logic misses the bus completely. The phrase “just friends” is treated as a temporary hallucination. Perfect for: Readers who happily suspend disbelief at page 1 and don’t bring it back until the happy ending. Anyone who loves a compact paperback packed with emotional chaos and zero spreadsheets. People who think new books are nice, but pre-loved romance has better energy and at least three extra layers of melodrama embedded in the paper fibres. Those who believe that if there’s one thing more unrealistic than Mills & Boon relationships, it’s a romance paperback in “as new” condition. So adopt this gently worn copy of The Pregnancy Plan from Crappy Old Books. Let it live out its next chapter on your shelf, your nightstand, or in your handbag, where it can continue its noble mission: providing concentrated romantic drama in under 200 pages, complete with a plan that absolutely does not go to plan. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/440/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pregnancy-plan.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mills & Boon 9780263830132 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-439 Mexico Insight Guide by Mexico Insight Guide Mexico Insight Guide (2002) Insight Guides — Mexico Insight Guide ISBN: 9812349189 Condition: Used (like your high-school Spanish and your sunhat after day two) Here it is: Mexico Insight Guide (2002), a gloriously glossy-but-now-gently-scuffed travel companion from that golden age when we still used paper maps and believed we could “really get to know a country in two weeks.” Expertly assembled by Insight Guides and now living its best second life via Crappy Old Books, this volume offers culture, history, and sightseeing tips in full colour — plus a bonus patina of previous owners’ ambitions. Inside this proudly Used guide you’ll find: Sweeping photographs of beaches so perfect you’ll briefly forget about sunburn, sand-in-everything, and your mortal enemy, humidity. Mayan and Aztec ruins lovingly described in tones of scholarly enthusiasm, as if you won’t arrive, stare in awe for ten minutes, and then go hunting for a cold drink. Cities presented as charming blends of colonial architecture, bustling markets, and romantic plazas, where you are definitely supposed to wander thoughtfully rather than panic-buy fridge magnets. Cultural explanations that patiently outline history, traditions, and festivals whilst knowing full well your first phrase in Spanish will be “una cerveza, por favor.” This is classic Insight Guides territory: big on context, big on images, big on making you feel that yes, you are the kind of person who would admire mural work and discuss it in depth, and not the kind who gets distracted by a stall selling churros. Now, about this particular copy, as unflinchingly described by Crappy Old Books. Condition: Used here means: The once-pristine laminated cover now bears small scuffs and the gentle curvature of a book that’s travelled, or at least spent serious time being opened on kitchen tables covered in “potential itinerary” printouts. The spine features noble crease-lines — each one a relic of a planning session where someone said, “We’ll have a lazy day there,” and absolutely did not. The pages have matured from crisp guidebook white to a tasteful “slightly sun-kissed,” which, given the subject, feels completely on brand. You may also encounter: Sections that fall open suspiciously easily at the “Yucatán,” “Playa del Carmen,” or “Cancún” pages, hinting that a former owner’s idea of “seeing the real Mexico” involved an all-inclusive resort and one enthusiastic excursion. A faint ripple or two where the book has clearly been near a pool, a bar, or a mildly catastrophic juice spill. Let’s call it textural authenticity. Corners softened by backpacks, carry-ons and the existential weight of airport security queues. The content, though, remains as gloriously earnest and encouraging as ever: Essays explaining Mexico’s layered history with the tone of a friendly professor who is frankly doing their best with you. Sidebars on art, architecture, religion, and food that quietly judge you for only knowing “tacos” and “tequila” but still take you by the hand and lead you gently towards enlightenment (and tacos). Detailed regional breakdowns that tempt you to plan a wildly unrealistic itinerary covering 14 destinations in 9 days. Maps and suggested routes created under the bold assumption that you will comfortably navigate public transport, road signage, and your own terrible sense of direction. This is not a pristine coffee-table ornament. This is a veteran guidebook — broken in, slightly bruised, and ready for actual use, whether on the road or from the comfort of your sofa as you wistfully Google flight prices you have no business checking. Ideal for: Armchair travellers who want to feel clever and cultured while still in their pyjamas. Optimists planning “the big trip” where everything will go smoothly and nobody will get sunstroke. Realists who know things will absolutely not go smoothly but are going anyway. People who believe a travel guide hasn’t truly lived until it’s acquired at least one mysterious stain and a slightly warped back cover. By adopting this Crappy Old Books copy of Mexico Insight Guide (2002), you’re taking on a book that has already witnessed dreams of adventure, desperate phrasebook consultation, and at least one argument over whether this is the right bus. It’s colourful, it’s informative, it’s a little worn around the edges — just like anyone who’s survived a multi-stop holiday with enthusiasm intact. Pack your curiosity. Leave your perfectionism. The guide’s ready. Are you? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/439/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/insight-guides-mexico.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Insight Guides 9789812349187 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-438 The unofficial guide to Disneyland 2004 by Bob Sehlinger The Unofficial Guide to Disneyland 2004 (2003) Bob Sehlinger — John Wiley & Sons ISBN: 0764526308 Condition: Used (like your feet by lunchtime in the park) Presenting The Unofficial Guide to Disneyland 2004, the battle-hardened manual for surviving The Happiest Place on Earth™ with your wallet, sanity and lower back only moderately damaged. Written by Bob Sehlinger — a man who looked at queues, crowds, crying children and $9 snacks and thought, “Yes, this needs a spreadsheet” — this guide is the slightly cynical, deeply practical counterspell to glossy Disney brochures. This isn’t the official line of “magic and memories”; this is the book that quietly mutters, “Arrive at rope drop or suffer,” and then gives you crowd-flow charts to prove it. Inside these lovingly Used pages, you’ll find: Brutally honest attraction reviews that admit some rides are worth a 90-minute wait… and some aren’t worth 9. Touring plans designed to shave hours off your queue time, assuming your party can move like a small, well-disciplined infantry unit and not like a distracted flock of sugared-up pigeons. Dining advice that acknowledges the harsh truth: magical atmosphere does not necessarily equal edible food. Accommodation opinions that are refreshingly free of pixie-dusted spin and very full of: “Here’s what you actually get for that price.” This is Disneyland as seen by someone who loves it, but also knows what a “peak attendance level” really looks like from ground level (sweaty, loud, and suspiciously sticky). Now, about this particular copy, as supplied — with disarming honesty — by Crappy Old Books. Condition: Used means: The cover almost certainly shows scuffs, bends, and maybe a faint contour where it once lived in a backpack between a water bottle and 17 receipts for churros. The spine is visibly creased, telling a proud story of previous owners who stayed up late the night before their trip whispering, “If we hit Fantasyland first and cut across at 10:15…” like they were planning a heist. The pages have gently tanned from fresh white to “California-sun-touched off-white,” which honestly feels thematically spot-on. You may also encounter: Sections that fall open suspiciously easily at “Best Days to Visit” and “How to Beat the Crowds,” proving someone once clung to this book like a flotation device in a sea of strollers. Possibly the faint ghost of sunscreen or theme-park humidity in the paper fibres — the olfactory equivalent of background crowd noise. Corners that are more rounded than sharp, because this guide has already weathered turnstiles, security checks, and at least one dash to make a FastPass return window back when that was still a thing. Yet beneath the scuffs and sun-fade, the content remains gloriously intact: Ride-by-ride breakdowns that do not care about corporate marketing feelings. Tips on navigating parades, fireworks, and character meet-and-greets without losing a child or a will to live. Advice on when to zig while everyone else zags, so you’re riding something awesome while the rest of the crowd is immobilised by a marching band. Gentle reminders that naps, snacks and realistic expectations are the real cornerstones of “family magic.” This is not a glossy souvenir. This is a field manual. Perfect for: Parents who would like some element of strategy before unleashing their offspring into the kingdom of overstimulation. Theme park nerds who love stats, charts, and the secret joy of outsmarting a queue. Anyone planning a trip circa “classic Disneyland” and happy to cross-reference newer info with a guide that still understands the fundamentals of crowd psychology. Readers who firmly believe a guidebook isn’t trustworthy unless it already looks like it’s survived at least one full day in Anaheim in August. By choosing this Crappy Old Books veteran, you’re not just buying a used guide: you’re inheriting the accumulated anxieties, hopes, and colour-coded plans of previous visitors who also swore, “This year, we’re doing it properly.” Will it guarantee a perfect day at Disneyland? Of course not. This is reality, not a Disney commercial. Will it give you a fighting chance against lines, logistics and emotional meltdowns (yours or the kids’)? Very much yes. Think of it as your slightly jaded, deeply experienced companion — a little scuffed, a little dated, but still whispering the most precious magic words in any theme park: “You don’t have to stand in that queue.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/438/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-unofficial-guide-to-disneyland.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Wiley 9780764526305 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-435 An Ignoble Profession by Louis Sanders and Michael Mills In the grand tapestry of human occupations, few are as gloriously misunderstood as that of the professional ’something or other’ explored in Louis Sanders and Michael Mills’ *An Ignoble Profession*. Published by the ever-quirky Serpents Tail in 2005, this book is not merely a collection of disjointed thoughts and half-baked theories about the world of work, but an audacious attempt to shine a spotlight on the fine art of dodgy dealings, questionable ethics, and the sort of ambition that would make a raccoon in a dumpster proud. Sanders and Mills invite you to consider what it truly means to pursue a vocation that is, quite frankly, less than noble. Is it a call to arms or a descent into madness? Do you earn your living by the sweat of your brow or by the dubious charm of your silver tongue? The authors provide a delightful romp through the sorts of jobs that your parents warned you about—those that are as shifty as they are intriguing, often veering into the realms of the downright bizarre. What’s particularly refreshing about this book is its uncanny ability to weave a narrative that feels both deeply personal and utterly absurd. One moment you’re contemplating the existential dread of a job that requires you to wear a chicken suit while distributing flyers outside a greasy café, and the next, you’re thrown into the labyrinthine bureaucracy of a poorly run charity. It’s as if the authors are inviting you to a grand masquerade ball, where everyone is wearing a mask—some are glamorous, others simply terrifying. Insightful musings on the fine line between ambition and absurdity. An amusing critique of the job market that may leave you questioning your own career choices. An assortment of career advice you definitely shouldn’t take seriously. A collection of anecdotes that feel all too familiar if you’ve ever worked in a dead-end job. Detours into philosophical quandaries about the nature of work—perfect for your next dinner party debate. As you traverse the pages of *An Ignoble Profession*, prepare to be both challenged and amused. The prose flows like a fine wine—heady and rich, but occasionally leaving a lingering aftertaste of regret. Each chapter serves as a sardonic reflection on the complexities of modern employment, complete with the sort of wit that could slice through a corporate boardroom full of charisma-free drones. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy has clearly been on a journey of its own. Expect dog-eared pages, the occasional coffee stain (or three), and a sense of character that only a well-loved book can possess. It’s the literary equivalent of an old friend who’s been through the wringer but still has plenty of stories to tell. Ideal for those who appreciate the beauty of a tome that’s seen better days yet still has wisdom to offer. Whether you’re in the throes of a midlife crisis, contemplating your next career move, or simply in need of a good chuckle at the absurdity of it all, Sanders and Mills have crafted something that will resonate on multiple levels. After all, in a world where it often feels like no profession is truly noble, sometimes it’s the ignoble ones that offer the most enlightening insights into the oddities of humanity. So, dust off that coffee stain, embrace the quirks, and let *An Ignoble Profession* take you on a ride that you won’t soon forget, even if you’d rather not remember. It’s a worthy addition to your bookshelf, especially if collected from Crappy Old Books, where every title comes with its own delightful backstory—just like your questionable career choices. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/435/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-ignoble-profession.jpg 1.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Serpents Tail 9781852428402 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-434 Husband - - Or Enemy? by Caroline Cross Husband –– Or Enemy? (2000) Caroline Cross — Silhouette ISBN: 0373763301 Condition: Used (like everyone’s trust issues in this book) Welcome to Husband –– Or Enemy?, a gloriously dramatic Silhouette special where romance and suspicion move in together, share a bed, and pointedly refuse to discuss their feelings like normal adults. Caroline Cross offers you a hero who may be The One… or The Problem… or quite possibly both before chapter four. This is the kind of story where: The chemistry is undeniable. The backstory is complicated. The secrets are plentiful. And the title is less a question and more a lifestyle. Inside these passionately pre-owned pages you can expect: A heroine who is smart, wary, and absolutely right to ask, “Can I trust this man?” while also being deeply betrayed by her own attraction to his jawline. A hero who may or may not be lying, scheming, hiding something, or all of the above — but who definitely smoulders in a way that should be medically classified. Emotional whiplash: one minute tender vulnerability, the next “Did he really just do that?” At least one confrontation involving phrases like “You don’t understand” and “I did it to protect you.” This is Silhouette territory, where: People get married for complicated reasons that are definitely not “we just sat down and talked like healthy adults.” Motives are murky, but abs are crystal clear. Past betrayals hover over the plot like extremely good-looking ghosts. Love and danger arrive on the same page and share dramatic lighting. Now, about this particular copy, as candidly offered by Crappy Old Books. Condition: Used means: The cover has light scuffing and maybe a faint crease or two, as if previously clutched by someone whispering, “If he lies to her one more time…” The spine very likely has reading lines: not damage, but the physical record of emotional rollercoastering. Each crease = one more “I’ll just read to the end of this chapter” that turned into three. The pages may have gently tanned into that warm, nostalgic hue we like to call romance sepia. You might also discover: Softened corners, suggesting this book has already been read in bed, on the sofa, on a train, and possibly in the bath (hopefully at a safe distance). Sections that fall open easily at the key emotional explosions — a sure sign that someone before you had strong feelings and weak self-control about bedtimes. A faint aura of previous-reader drama embedded in the paper fibres: sighs, gasps, and the occasional muttered, “Oh, for heaven’s sake, just tell her the truth.” This is not a mint-condition, shrink-wrapped ornament. This is a battle-tested paperback of romantic chaos. It has lived. It has seen nights of “just one more chapter.” It has survived the kind of second-hand handling that only happens when a book is passed from one reader to another with the words, “You have to read this, it’s ridiculous, I loved it.” Perfect for: Romance readers who enjoy the delicious tension of “Is he good for her or deeply terrible?” Fans of emotional tug-of-war, high stakes, and low odds of anyone making a sensible choice on the first attempt. Anyone who believes a slightly worn romance novel has better vibes than something that’s never been flung face-down on a pillow in outrage. Readers who appreciate that love and distrust make an absolutely unhinged but deeply entertaining cocktail. By adopting this Crappy Old Books veteran, you’re not just getting a romance. You’re getting: A full melodramatic experience in under 200 pages. A paperback that’s already absorbed someone else’s shock, outrage, and soft-hearted swooning. The chance to yell “HUSBAND OR ENEMY, MAKE UP YOUR MIND” at fictional people and mean it. So go on. Bring Husband –– Or Enemy? home. Let it sit on your nightstand, judging your own relationship choices while showcasing its proudly creased spine. And remember: in Silhouette-land, the real enemy is usually… communication skills. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/434/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/husband-or-enemy.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Silhouette 9780373763306 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-432 An Eye For An Eye by Malorie Blackman An Eye For An Eye Can two wrongs ever make a right? Sephy is a cross - the daughter of a top politician and a member of the ruling class. She is also six months pregnant. But Sephy’s baby will be a mixed eace child, its father a nought - in a world where the two classes are divided by colour and never treated as equals. Even worse, the baby’s father Callum is dead. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/432/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/an-eye-for-an-eye.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Corgi Childrens 9780552549257 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-431 Spot Bakes A Cake by Eric Hill Spot Bakes a Cake (2009) by Eric Hill Penguin Group / ISBN: 9780723263586 / Condition: Used (lightly crumbed, possibly sticky) This is Spot Bakes a Cake, the wholesome culinary thriller in which everyone’s favourite yellow puppy bravely attempts the most dangerous mission known to toddler-kind: baking something without destroying the kitchen, the dog, or several nearby adults. In this thrilling instalment of the Spot saga, our hero: Consults a recipe with all the confidence of someone who absolutely cannot read yet. “Helps” with measuring, stirring, and probably spilling. Demonstrates that flour is not so much an ingredient as a lifestyle choice. And this particular copy comes to you from the proud chaos merchants at Crappy Old Books, which means it is Used—a status that, in board-book terms, translates roughly as: “Has definitely seen jam.” You may notice: Slightly rounded corners: evidence that a small human has tested both its chewability and aerodynamic properties. A cover that may show the faint polish of being wiped with a damp cloth after a mysterious smear appeared from “nowhere.” Pages that might not be quite factory-fresh white, having lived a full life alongside yoghurt, felt-tip pens, and emotional meltdowns about bedtimes. The occasional microscopic crinkle, also known as “documented proof a toddler once turned that page with great enthusiasm and minimal aim.” Inside, expect the full toddler-friendly experience: Simple pictures and clear text that say “learning about baking,” while the real curriculum is “learning that helping usually doubles the mess.” Spot’s eternal optimism as he cracks eggs, stirs batter, and somehow keeps getting invited back into the kitchen. An entire storyline built around the noble truth that cake is the highest form of motivation known to children. This is not a rare, shrink-wrapped collectible. This is a battle-tested training manual for tiny people, ideal for: Small humans who need to learn colours, actions, and the concept of “we bake first, we eat later.” Big humans who need two minutes of peace while someone points at Spot shouting “DOG! CAKE! MIXING!” Households where books are expected to actually be used, not placed on a high shelf like fragile museum artefacts. Is this copy mint? Absolutely not. You’re shopping at Crappy Old Books, where “mint condition” is what happens to ice cream, not to children’s board books. What you’re getting is something far better suited to reality: a gently worn, fully readable, toddler-approved copy that has already survived one messy childhood and is ready for another. Adopt this used copy of Spot Bakes a Cake. Let it sit in the kitchen, on the floor, under the sofa—wherever books inevitably migrate—and enjoy the tiny domestic chaos of a cartoon dog who bakes, learns, and somehow always ends up with cake AND forgiveness. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/431/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/spot-bakes-a-cake.jpg 0.06 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Group 9780723263586 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-430 My First Book of Colours by Nadeem Zaidi My First Book of Colours (2005) by Nadeem Zaidi Scholastic / ISBN: 9780439960625 / Condition: Used (artistically scuffed) Presenting My First Book of Colours, the tiny educational powerhouse designed to teach small humans the difference between red, blue, and “No, that’s the sofa, stop drawing on it.” Nadeem Zaidi and Scholastic bring you an introduction to the rainbow for readers whose primary hobbies include sticky fingers, loud questions, and putting books in their mouths just to see. This particular copy reaches you via the gloriously honest emporium known as Crappy Old Books, which means it has absolutely been through some things. It is not “as new.” It is “as lived.” There is a difference. Inside the book, your small apprentice will discover: Bright colours, clearly labelled, ready to be confidently misidentified anyway. Cheerful pictures that say, “Look, learning is fun!” while you say, “Please don’t lick the yellow page.” The foundational knowledge required to progress to advanced concepts like “matching socks” and “this stain was once orange juice.” Inside this used copy, you may also encounter: A cover with the kind of gentle scratches and rubs that come from being dropped, dragged, loved, and occasionally sat on. Corners that are just slightly blunted, as if someone once tried to see if the book could also be used as a tiny ramp, shield, or plate. Pages that may no longer be blinding white, but now exist in a sophisticated shade best described as “off-cream with faint hints of breakfast.” The possibility of one or two extremely light mystery smudges—nothing dramatic, just the ghost of a long-ago jam sandwich or a determined crayon attack. Think of it as pre-tested for durability by actual children. If it’s still in one piece, that’s practically a five-star review. This is not a collector’s item. This is a deployment-ready toddler tool, ideal for: Teaching colours to small people who are more interested in turning pages really fast. Being read 47 times in a row, with the same level of enthusiasm demanded on every single reading. Acting as a colourful distraction while you drink something hot and contemplate your life choices. Being pointed at, shouted at (“BLUE! RED! PURPLE-ISH!”), and occasionally weaponised in sibling disputes. Is this copy mint? Absolutely not. If you wanted mint, you wouldn’t be shopping at a place called Crappy Old Books; you’d be buying laminated museum-grade board books no child is ever allowed to touch. What you’re getting instead is a wonderfully lived-in copy of My First Book of Colours: already broken in, already proven toddler-resistant, and fully prepared to survive another tour of duty in the toy box, nappy bag, or book basket by the sofa. Adopt this used copy. Let it teach your small human the essential life lesson that the world is full of colour—and that some of it will end up on the walls. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/430/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/my-first-book-of-colours.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scholastic 9780439960625 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-429 Hip Hip Hooray by Helen Stephens Imagine, if you will, a world where exclamation marks are the currency of joy, and cheerful greetings are the keys to the kingdom of happiness. Enter "Hip Hip Hooray," the 2006 creation from the illustrious Helen Stephens, who, in her infinite wisdom, decided that life is simply too short for mundane titles. Published by Campbell Books, this volume seems intent on making a ruckus in the library of your soul—or at least on the shelves of your second-hand collection. This enchanting tome boldly proclaims its intentions right from the get-go. What might you expect? A rollicking adventure? A slow-burn romance? No! Instead, prepare yourself for a riotous celebration of the most overlooked and often underappreciated moments of life. If you’ve ever found yourself in a situation so laughably mundane that it barely warrants a second glance, this book might just be your new best friend, offering a hearty “Hip Hip Hooray!” to the banalities of everyday existence. Inside these pages, you will likely encounter a cavalcade of jubilant illustrations that seem to leap off the page, exuberantly shouting at you to embrace the spirit of celebration. Helen Stephens has crafted a world where paper cuts are the least of your worries, and every turn of the page could lead to either utter chaos or unrestrained hilarity—both of which are valid options when you’re living your best (or worst) life. One wonders if she has a hidden agenda to turn the world into one giant spontaneous party, though the reality of such a vision remains tragically unexamined. But let us not get carried away! What truly makes this book tick? Is it the rhythmic cadence of its text, alluring even to the most jaded of readers? Or perhaps the illustrations, which could very well be mistaken for the wild doodles of a particularly exuberant child with a penchant for crayon excess? Whichever the case, one thing is for sure: the dedication to celebrating life’s small victories is both ironic and heartwarming, much like finding an old ten-pound note in a jacket pocket you haven’t worn in years. In an age where the message is often lost in the noise—where grim news cycles threaten to overshadow the joys of existence—"Hip Hip Hooray" stands out as a unapologetic cheerleader for the subtleties of happiness. It aims to remind us that sometimes the best moments come from the simplest of things: a cup of tea, a walk in the park, or perhaps a spontaneous outburst of raucous laughter that echoes through the hallowed halls of your local library (not that we condone such behaviour, of course). Now, you might be wondering what this book actually contains. Fear not, as we have prepared a handy list of what you can expect from this literary escapade: Celebrations of life’s everyday absurdities Illustrations that make your inner child squeal with glee Moments that will have you shouting “Hip Hip Hooray!” at inanimate objects Life lessons that are best absorbed while dancing in your living room A few giggles, and possibly snorts, at the sheer ridiculousness of it all Condition: This used copy of "Hip Hip Hooray" has seen better days, likely passed around like a hot potato among friends who appreciate the irony of its exuberant title against its well-loved, perhaps slightly dog-eared, exterior. Expect a few minor blemishes, as each smudge tells a story—perhaps of a spilled cup of tea during a particularly thrilling reading session or the remnants of a snack shared in joyous celebration. But fret not! These imperfections merely add character, much like the wrinkles that come with a good laugh. So, whether you’re looking to fill a gap on your shelf of quirky literature or searching for that perfect gift for the friend who believes every moment deserves a “Hip Hip Hooray,” look no further than this delightful acquisition from Crappy Old Books. In a world of over-polished perfection, this book is a charming reminder that it’s okay to wear your quirks openly and shout your celebrations into the void. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/429/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hip-hip-hooray.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Campbell Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-423 Strangers in the night by Kristin Gabriel, Picture this: it’s the year 2004, a time when flip phones were still considered rather snazzy, and the only thing more confusing than your ex’s text messages was the plot of a Harlequin Mills & Boon novel. Enter "Strangers in the Night" by Kristin Gabriel, a title that beckons you with the allure of mystery, romance, and possibly a plot twist involving a miscommunication at a very awkward dinner party. Can you feel the intrigue? No? Well, neither can we, but that’s what makes this gem of second-hand literature so deliciously delectable. Imagine a world where strangers meet under the cover of twilight, their fates intertwined by the whims of poorly lit streetlamps and an unexpected rain shower. Perhaps our protagonists are two disenchanted souls who’ve spent much too long dodging their own emotional baggage, only to collide in a moment that’s supposed to be absolutely captivating—but ends up feeling more like a forced encounter in a coffee shop. The possibilities are endless, or at least mildly entertaining enough to warrant your attention for a few hours. But what lies between the covers? Certainly not any high-concept literary devices or intricate prose. Instead, prepare yourself for an eclectic mix of melodrama, predictability, and the undeniable scent of nostalgia clinging to the well-worn pages. “Strangers in the Night” promises a delightful romp through emotional turmoil, perhaps featuring a forbidden kiss during a lightning storm or a misunderstanding about who left the soup pot on the stove. Fans of the genre will be thrilled to know that this tale doesn’t shy away from the classic tropes such as: Instant attraction—because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned case of love at first sight? Misunderstood signals—because nothing says romance quite like a wild goose chase through a crowded market. A charming love interest with a mysterious past—ideal for those who enjoy slightly brooding characters with a murky backstory. Over-the-top coincidences that make you question your own grasp on reality—perfect for your next book club meeting when you want to sound clever. A heartwarming resolution that leaves you rolling your eyes and sighing dramatically. Condition: Used, but still kicking, much like the plot itself. The cover bears the marks of previous readers who sought to escape into a world of predictable romance, dog-eared pages hinting at the tales of yore and the inevitable cringe that comes with reading about characters who really should know better. Expect the occasional coffee stain (or was that tea?), which adds a touch of authenticity to your reading experience, as if you’re sharing a cozy afternoon with the ghosts of your book’s past. In an era where engaging storytelling is often sacrificed for the quick thrill of the next viral TikTok, "Strangers in the Night" serves as a cheeky reminder that sometimes, the best escape is a predictable romance with a side of nostalgia—and perhaps a hint of regret for having invested in it in the first place. So why not add this enchanting oddity to your shelf? After all, any book that has survived the hands of time (and various owners) deserves a second chance to delight readers who appreciate the quirky imperfections of life. So come one, come all, to the charmingly disheveled world of Crappy Old Books, where every title is a conversation starter and every leaf turned holds the promise of a chuckle or two. “Strangers in the Night” is not just a book; it’s an experience—a not-so-guilty pleasure that begs to be read in low-light settings, preferably with a cup of something hot and a willingness to suspend all disbelief. Grab your copy now, and embrace the delightful absurdity of it all! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/423/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/strangers-in-the-night.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin Mills & Boon 9780263844115 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-422 The Pregnant Mistress by Sandra Marton The Pregnant Mistress (2002) by Sandra Marton Harlequin Mills & Boon / ISBN: 0263829227 / Condition: Used (like everyone’s boundaries in this book) Welcome to The Pregnant Mistress, where logic goes on holiday, emotions travel first class, and the plot checks in under “Absolutely Not How Real Life Works, Thank You.” Sandra Marton delivers peak Mills & Boon energy: a devastatingly charismatic man with far too much money, a heroine with far too many feelings, and a situation that could have been avoided with one (1) sensible conversation but then we wouldn’t have a book, would we? This particular copy has wandered into your life via Crappy Old Books, which means it’s Used—just like every single trope inside it. The cover may be a little creased, the spine may be gently cracked, and the pages may have that faintly golden “I have witnessed some things” tint, but frankly, that only makes it more authentic. This is not just a romance; this is a veteran romance. Inside, you can confidently expect: A heroine who is intelligent, capable, and yet mysteriously unable to resist one very specific man in a very specific suit. A hero who has everything—power, money, jawline—and absolutely no idea what to do with his own feelings. Passionate misunderstandings. Emotional whiplash. At least three scenes where somebody declares, “This changes everything,” while the reader mutters, “Yes, that’s usually what pregnancy does.” A relationship status that leaps majestically from “this is casual” to “we need to talk about forever” in record time. Now, about this copy, as sold by the proudly unpretentious Crappy Old Books: The spine is probably creased right at a particularly intense chapter, proof that someone once refused to put it down even when they absolutely should have been asleep. The corners may be slightly bent, which we prefer to call “romantically rumpled.” The pages have mellowed into that soft off-white shade, like the paperback equivalent of soft-focus lighting. There might be a faint thumbprint or two, subtle archaeological evidence of a previous reader whispering, “Oh, for heaven’s sake, just tell him how you feel.” This is not highbrow literary realism. This is category romance at full volume, featuring: Implausibly luxurious settings where nobody ever seems to have to fill in a spreadsheet. Feelings that escalate faster than a group chat argument. Arguments that end suspiciously close to kissing. The kind of dizzy, heightened drama where someone will absolutely storm out at least once, despite clearly being in no condition to storm anywhere. Perfect for: Readers who fully understand that Mills & Boon novels do not resemble real relationships and love them all the more for it. People who want a story they can inhale in an evening and then judge fondly for the rest of the week. Anyone who appreciates their romance paperbacks slightly worn, as if they’ve already survived at least one long soak in the bath and a packet of biscuits. Those who enjoy shouting “JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER” at fictional characters and then turning the page anyway. Is this copy mint? Absolutely not. You’re shopping at Crappy Old Books, where “mint condition” is what happens to chewing gum, not to novels about surprise pregnancy and inconvenient passion. What you’re getting is a perfectly readable, nicely scuffed little drama machine that has already provided at least one reader with intense escapism and is ready to do it again. Adopt this used copy of The Pregnant Mistress. Place it proudly on your shelf between “Shamelessly Dramatic Romance” and “Deeply Questionable Life Choices,” and enjoy a story where love conquers all—eventually—and nobody ever has to scroll through a dating app to get there. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/422/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pregnant-mistress.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harlequin Mills & Boon 9780263829228 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-421 Chaucer - The Knights Tale by Geoffrey Chaucer Full title reads: Chaucer The Prologue The Knights Tale Nonne Preestes Tale by R Morris and WW Skeat https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/421/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chaucer-the-knights-tale.gif 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford At The Clarendon Press no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-420 Sub Zero by John Campbell Welcome to the frosty embrace of the literary underworld, where John Campbell’s "Sub Zero" awaits to chill your spine and possibly freeze your interest. Published in the iridescent glow of 1996 by Avon Books—an imprint famous for its audacious leaps into the unknown—this novel might just take you on a journey colder than a polar bear’s toenails. Who knew that the temperature of your reading experience could drop to such sub-zero levels? You might want to don a thermal onesie before you crack open this frosty tome. In a genre where the peculiar meets the absurd, "Sub Zero" is an enigma wrapped in an icy riddle. With a title that suggests both a temperature and a rating for your non-existent social life, it’s hard to predict whether you’re in for a thrilling tale or a lecture on the intricacies of ice sculpture. One thing is certain: it’s bound to leave you questioning your life choices, much like that time you regretted trying to cook a soufflé. Did you think it would rise? Spoiler: it didn’t. As you flip through the pages, prepare to confront a narrative that might just read like a series of subplots battling for dominance in a snowstorm. The book could be about a daring adventure through frigid landscapes, or it could be an elaborate metaphor for the emotional freeze you feel during the long British winter. Whatever the case, the prose promises to be as crisp as a well-frozen carrot—sharp yet oddly satisfying at the same time. Now, let’s not overlook the characters. They could range from intrepid explorers, likely clad in layers of garish knitwear, to forgettable figures who exist merely to provide a backdrop for your existential musings as you ponder the futility of life. Imagine a motley crew of snowmen come to life, perhaps, or a group of disgruntled penguins plotting a coup against their cold, heartless overlord. One can only speculate, but one thing is for sure: these characters won’t be melting your heart anytime soon. And the dialogue! Ah, the dialogue might just be the kind of chilly repartee that leaves you feeling like you’ve been left out in the cold for far too long—awkward exchanges that could put even the most stilted of British tea parties to shame. You might find yourself laughing out loud inappropriately, which will only draw puzzled glances from those nearby, further isolating you in your reading bubble. But isn’t that part of the charm? Yes, yes it is. Condition: Used, but in that charmingly battered sort of way that suggests it’s been through a few blizzards of its own. Pages may be dog-eared, and there could be the odd coffee stain that adds a splash of warmth to the otherwise frigid atmosphere. The cover, while slightly scuffed, still clings to its dignity, perhaps reflecting the resilience of the human spirit—or at least the spirit of this poor book surviving the test of time. So grab a cup of something warming, plop your feet in front of a heater, and prepare for a journey through the icy abyss of Campbell’s imagination. Will you emerge unscathed, or will you succumb to the chill? There’s only one way to find out. And remember, should you wish to acquire this chilling read, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where the only thing colder than the titles is our sense of humour. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/420/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sub-zero.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon Books 9780380780617 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-419 Love Beyond Reason by Sandra Brown Welcome to the dizzying world of “Love Beyond Reason,” the 1994 literary explosion penned by none other than Sandra Brown, a name that, if you squint hard enough, might just conjure images of melodramatic escapades and dizzying romances that could rival a soap opera on a particularly tempestuous day. Warner Books, known for its flair for publishing titles that promise to deliver everything from heart palpitations to existential crises, has outdone itself with this one. It’s a vintage blend of passion that feels equally like a warm embrace and a brisk slap across the face, depending on how you interpret it. Picture this: a cover that could easily be mistaken for a ’90s perfume ad, featuring an impossibly attractive couple with windswept hair and expressions that suggest they’ve just shared a particularly spicy secret. Really, it’s the kind of image that incites jealousy in those of us whose love lives resemble a series of unfortunate events rather than a sweeping romantic saga. But let’s face it, in the realm of literature, who doesn’t want to believe in love that transcends mere logic? This book promises just that and more, all wrapped up in a package that screams “look at me!” As you hold this tome in your hands, you may find yourself wondering what draws readers to Sandra Brown’s work. Perhaps it’s the intoxicating cocktail of suspense, romance, and the occasional inexplicable plot twist that keeps you guessing and shaking your head in disbelief. Or maybe it’s the sheer thrill of experiencing a narrative where love is depicted as a grand gesture that can defy not just reason, but possibly the laws of physics. After all, isn’t it heartwarming to think that love can soar beyond mere logic into the realm of the miraculous? Or does it leave you questioning your own taste in literature? The plot, while shrouded in mystery, undoubtedly includes a love story that will leave you feeling a complex mixture of longing and puzzlement. Characters likely experience a range of emotions that could fill an entire season of therapy sessions, navigating through misunderstandings, passionate reconciliations, and the inevitable twist that will make you throw your hands up in exasperation. Will they, won’t they? The suspense is thick enough to cut with a knife, or at least a slightly rusty spoon. But wait! There is more to this literary feast than just unrelenting romantic turmoil. The book is also a window into the mid-90s zeitgeist, where hair was big, phones had cords, and the concept of texting was purely speculative. The dialogue is probably seasoned with just the right amount of dramatic flair that could make Shakespeare roll in his grave with either laughter or envy, depending on his mood that day. A plot twist that will make you reconsider your entire relationship with logic. Characters whose emotional development might require a map and a compass. Romantic escapades that could double as Olympic events in emotional gymnastics. Dialogue that is as sharp as a butter knife, yet memorable enough to quote at dinner parties. A nostalgic glance back at a time when love was both a thrill and a mystery. Condition: Used, but don’t let that fool you—this book has been well-loved by its previous owners, sporting creases, a few rogue coffee stains, and perhaps the lingering scent of a bygone era. These imperfections only add to its charm, allowing you to contemplate the many hearts it may have touched (or confused) before reaching your hands. Each bend in the spine tells a story, and each coffee stain is a testament to the fervent reader who could not put it down—if only to ponder the intricacies of love, life, and the absurdity of it all. So if you’re ready to embark on a journey through “Love Beyond Reason,” be prepared for a ride that may leave you breathless, bemused, or perhaps both. After all, nothing says romance like a book that dares to defy logic while also functioning as a delightful conversation starter at your next gathering. Get ready to experience the whimsical absurdities of love, courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where every title has a story, even if it is a little cracked around the edges. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/419/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/love-beyond-reason.jpg 1.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446360708 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-418 Mesmerized Candace Camp by Mira In a world where the mundane collides with the magical, "Mesmerized" arrives like a slightly awkward guest at a dinner party, unsure where to sit, yet somehow serving all the right dishes. Published in the illustrious year of 2003, this tome by Mira offers a foray into the whimsical that, if nothing else, will leave you scratching your head while occasionally chuckling at the surreal sensibilities of it all. Set against the backdrop of a reality that straddles the line between the ordinary and the extraordinary, the novel is a tapestry of unlikely events woven with the finest threads of irony. You might find yourself pondering whether the title refers to a state of being or a rather unfortunate side effect of reading the book too late at night. Perhaps it’s a warning to stay away from overly caffeinated beverages while delving into the pages, lest you become deeply entangled in the mind of the author. The story dares to delve into the life of its protagonist, who may or may not be as entrancing as the title suggests. Readers are treated to a whirlwind of emotions, situations, and plot twists that seem to emerge from a magician’s hat—yes, the kind that demands your utmost attention or else you might miss the rabbit that hops out, only to reveal itself as an entirely different creature. Or is it just someone in a rabbit costume? This ambiguity is part of the charm, or perhaps the confusion, that this book presents. To fully appreciate “Mesmerized,” one must assume a posture of open-mindedness, armed with a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. It has been postulated that the secret to understanding this work lies in the reader’s ability to suspend disbelief, throw caution to the wind, and perhaps don a pair of novelty glasses—if only to see the world as Mira intended. You might find yourself confronted with a cast of characters so diverse and peculiar that they could easily hold a convention of oddities, complete with name tags and a complimentary buffet of existential dilemmas. Among the myriad of themes this book might explore, one can expect a dazzling array of topics, including but not limited to: the inexplicable nature of attraction, the quirks of interpersonal relationships, and the occasional foray into the realm of psychic phenomena that may or may not line up with the author’s morning horoscope. Think of it as a kaleidoscope of literary experiences where every turn reveals something unexpectedly delightful—or utterly perplexing. Condition: Used, with all the charm that comes from having been loved and read, this book bears the marks of its previous owners. Slightly dog-eared pages may carry the weight of laughter or contemplation, and a few coffee rings are present, hinting at late-night reading sessions that perhaps turned a bit too caffeinated. There may even be marginalia that could provide a glimpse into the mind of a previous reader, or just random musings about their cat’s latest escapades. Whatever the case, it’s a testament to the book’s journey through the hands of the literary curious. So, if you find yourself intrigued by the prospect of being “Mesmerized,” or if you simply wish to challenge your understanding of reality through the lens of quirky fiction, this book could be a delightful addition to your collection. It’s the sort of read that might not make you the wisest person in the room, but it will certainly make you the most interesting one. And who knows? You might just stumble upon some profound revelation hidden within its pages—or at the very least, a decent conversation starter for your next gathering. At Crappy Old Books, we believe every book has a story not just within its pages, but in its very existence. So why not give “Mesmerized” a whirl? After all, it’s not every day you encounter a book that manages to be both bewildering and oddly compelling. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/418/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/candace-camp.jpg 0.35 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mira 9781551667294 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-416 8-4 by Peter Hernon 8.4 (1999) by Peter Hernon G.P. Putnam’s Sons / ISBN: 0515127132 / Condition: Used (structurally sound… probably) Welcome to 8.4, the disaster thriller that politely reminds you the safest place in America is absolutely not the middle. Forget California and its glamorous little fault line—Peter Hernon is here to introduce you to the New Madrid Seismic Zone, the Midwestern overachiever of tectonic terror. One good shake and suddenly the Mississippi River is having an identity crisis and large parts of the map are basically “here be rubble.” In this novel, the earth does what it does best—move without notice—and humanity responds in its usual way: panic, denial, committees, and the occasional deeply questionable plan involving a nuclear bomb and good intentions. Yes, really. When your solution to an earthquake is “have you tried explosives?”, you know things are going well. Our key players: John Atkins, a seismologist haunted by past quakes and present stupidity, who specialises in spotting disaster slightly before everyone else ignores him. Elizabeth Halloran, a brilliant West Coast scientist who brings evidence, sunspot data, and the kind of unwelcome accuracy that ruins everyone’s day. Various politicians, officials, and short-sighted colleagues whose main skill is saying, “Let’s not overreact,” right before the Richter scale screams. The New Madrid zone wakes up in style: animals behaving weirdly, lakes misbehaving, and then the big one—an 8.4 that doesn’t just rattle a city, but threatens systematic collapse across multiple states. Skyscrapers crumble, bridges fail, infrastructure breaks, and somewhere a TV pundit is still confidently wrong about everything. And now, the important bit: The Crappy Old Books Condition Report™ This copy is Used, which in Crappy Old Books language means: The cover may be lightly scuffed, like it has already survived at least one imaginary earthquake in a commuter’s backpack. The spine almost certainly has creases—small, white tectonic lines from previous reading events, each one a mini aftershock. The pages may have graduated from “printer white” to a more sophisticated “disaster-map beige,” ideal for a book about fault lines. There could be the ghost of an old price sticker, a faint coffee ring, or a page that’s been used as a makeshift bookmark during a particularly dramatic landslide scene. In other words: no, it is not mint. If you wanted mint, you would not be browsing a place brazenly called Crappy Old Books. You’d be in a climate-controlled vault arguing about dust jackets. What You’re Really Getting A big, old-fashioned “what if everything suddenly broke?” disaster novel that treats the Midwest to its very own apocalypse. Short, punchy chapters engineered to make you say “just one more” until you realise tectonic plates are not the only things that shift overnight. A cheerfully alarming reminder that the ground under your feet is only pretending to be stable. Perfect for: Readers who enjoy large-scale destruction from a safe, sofa-based distance. Amateur geology fans who mutter “New Madrid” and feel smug that they know what that means. People who like their thrillers full of collapsing infrastructure, bad decisions at high levels, and scientists who are right way too early. Anyone who believes a disaster novel should arrive slightly battered—because if the world’s ending on the page, the book might as well look like it’s been through something too. Adopt this used copy of 8.4 from Crappy Old Books. Place it lovingly on your shelf in the “Thrillers & Mild Existential Dread” section, and remember: in a world of shifting plates and dubious government plans, at least your biggest risk right now is a slightly yellowed paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/416/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/84.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books GP Putnams Sons 9780515127133 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-415 The Dead Sea Submarine by Alan Caillou The Dead Sea Submarine (1971) Alan Caillou — Pinnacle Books ISBN: None (because in 1971, chaos reigned) Condition: Used (like most of the people in it) Welcome to The Dead Sea Submarine, a gloriously pulpy slice of early-’70s adventure in which someone, somewhere, decided that what the world really needed was a submarine… in the Dead Sea. Yes, the famously landlocked, super-salty, floaty-people holiday destination. Did that stop anyone? Absolutely not. This is paperback fiction, where physics is more of a suggestion than a rule. Authored by Alan Caillou and unleashed by Pinnacle Books, this is the kind of novel where: Men are rugged. Women are mysterious. Governments are unhelpful. And the plot is 40% geopolitics, 60% sheer audacity, and 100% “are we seriously doing this?” Submarines sneak where no submarine has any reasonable right to be, secret plans are hidden, stolen, or tragically left in the wrong briefcase, and at least one person probably says something like, “There’s no turning back now,” while turning back is still a very valid option. Now, let’s talk about this particular copy, as bravely offered by Crappy Old Books. First, the basics: Condition: Used — not just in the technical “previously owned” sense, but in the deeply spiritual sense. This book has lived. It has known ashtrays on coffee tables. It has seen avocado bathroom suites. It has possibly been read on a sun lounger next to a paddling pool optimistically labelled “Mediterranean vibe.” You may expect: A cover that looks like it should be framed under the heading Vintage Thrills & Questionable Geography. Artwork featuring heroic silhouettes, dramatic water, and probably a submarine that looks far too sleek for the Dead Sea. Light creasing along the spine — battle ribbons from previous reading campaigns. Edges that are a bit scuffed, as though someone once shoved it carelessly into a travel bag between a half-eaten Mars bar and some questionable sunglasses. Inside, the pages are likely: Gently yellowed to that perfect “I existed before the internet” shade. Softened just enough to turn easily, without the crackly guilt of bending a new book. Very possibly home to a faint scent of Vintage Paperback: that magical mix of paper, time, and a whisper of someone else’s bad decisions. The story itself? Expect: Desert intrigue, salty water, and the sort of operation that would never survive a modern feasibility study. A hero who has probably seen too much but still has just enough optimism to say yes to submarine antics in the least submarine-friendly water body on Earth. Villains with plans so convoluted they might have been drawn on a napkin beside a badly translated menu. Dialogue that reads like it was written to be delivered while squinting into the middle distance. This book is ideal for: Fans of old-school adventure who believe subtlety is overrated and explosions are character development. Readers who miss the days when thriller geography was “somewhere vaguely near the Middle East, don’t worry about it.” People who think a story involving a submarine in the Dead Sea is such a conceptually chaotic idea that it simply must be experienced. Anyone who believes a slightly battered 1970s paperback belongs on every respectable shelf, ideally next to something “serious” just for contrast. And about that ISBN: there isn’t one. None. Zero. Zilch. This is from the wild frontier era of publishing when books simply appeared in spinner racks without barcodes, like mysterious gifts from the pulp gods. If you’re looking for a story that predates the age of being instantly catalogued and forgotten by algorithms, this is your moment. So adopt this Crappy Old Books veteran. Let The Dead Sea Submarine occupy a proud, slightly crooked place on your shelf. It’s outdated, overdramatic, geographically suspect, and thoroughly marinated in paperback charm. In short: it’s perfect. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/415/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dead-sea-submarine.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pinnacle Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-414 The Blue Widows by Jon Land The Blue Widows (2004) Jon Land — Forge Books ISBN: 0765345269 Condition: Used (gloriously, suspiciously, enthusiastically used) Welcome to The Blue Widows, a high-octane thriller where conspiracies are global, stakes are apocalyptic, and absolutely nobody ever just sends a polite email when they could instead arrange a clandestine meeting in a shadowy alley. Jon Land delivers espionage, action, and intrigue by the crate-load, and this particular copy — courtesy of Crappy Old Books — has clearly survived its own share of domestic thrillers: overstuffed backpacks, delayed trains, and at least one cup of tea that came perilously close to page 147. In these pages, you’ll find international plots, dangerous secrets, and operatives who all seem to have elite training, deep emotional trauma, and a heroic refusal to use indoor voices during crucial confrontations. Governments scheme, shadowy organisations loom, and somewhere in the middle of it all is one person trying desperately to stop everything from going very, very wrong — presumably while ignoring that their entire professional life could be made easier with better filing systems and less vague intel. This isn’t a quiet, reflective literary stroll. This is the sort of book where the phrase “time is running out” should probably be printed across every page margin. The plot zigzags across borders, bodies, and briefcases at such a pace that this copy’s slightly worn spine feels less like “damage” and more like “evidence”. You’re not just buying a novel; you’re acquiring a small, papery veteran of previous reading campaigns. As for condition: listed as Used, because “lightly battle-scarred from prior missions” doesn’t fit neatly into inventory systems. Expect some edge wear, a few lived-in creases, and pages that have been turned with all the tension of someone thinking, just one more chapter and then realising it’s suddenly 2 a.m. Any minor scuffs should be considered “authentic thriller ambience.” Ideal for: Readers who like their plots twisty, their characters haunted, and their world governments deeply unhelpful. People who believe a book with a slightly bent corner has more soul than something fresh from a warehouse. Anyone who collects paperbacks where the cover art strongly implies that something is about to explode, fall, or be betrayed. So, if you’re in the mood for a tense, globe-trotting conspiracy served in a lovingly pre-owned package, The Blue Widows is standing by. Pick it up from Crappy Old Books, give it a new undercover assignment on your shelf, and remember: if you start side-eyeing your own government halfway through, that’s probably just a sign the book is working. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/414/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-blue-widows.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Forge Books 9780765345264 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-413 Trust Me by Brenda Novak In a world where trust is as elusive as your last pair of mismatched socks, Brenda Novak’s "Trust Me" (2008, Mira Books) serves as a reminder that some bonds are forged in fire, while others are simply wrapped in invisible tinfoil. This riveting tale, steeped in the murky waters of suspense and undercurrents of betrayal, invites you to ponder: who would you trust if everyone around you had questionable motives? Spoiler alert: the answer is probably not the person holding the book. Set against a backdrop so riveting you might just forget you have a life, "Trust Me" plunges into the depths of human relationships with the fervour of a toddler in a ball pit. You might find yourself questioning not just the characters’ integrity, but your own life choices. Was it a good idea to pick up a second-hand book with a title like this? What secrets lie in the pages? Was that a cat hair you just flicked off the cover? Questions abound, dear reader. The characters are as nuanced as a pancake, with motivations as clear as a muddy puddle. You’ll meet individuals who are delightfully shady, each with a backstory that could rival a soap opera, complete with enough plot twists to make a pretzel jealous. As they navigate their tangled web of relationships, you might find yourself laughing, crying, or perhaps just philosophically pondering your own ability to discern the trustworthy from the utterly shifty. Readers will be delighted—or at least mildly entertained—by the following features of "Trust Me": A gripping narrative that twists and turns like a labyrinth designed by a particularly mischievous minotaur Characters whose decision-making skills seem to have been developed in an alternate universe Intriguing dialogues that could make a game of charades seem like a straightforward affair More red herrings than a fishmonger’s convention A plot that, if it were a roller coaster, would be the one you insist on riding despite your fear of heights Condition: This used book has seen better days, much like the protagonist’s choices. Expect dog-eared pages that might suggest a well-loved story or perhaps a battle with a particularly opinionated cat. There may be the odd coffee stain here and there, which only adds character. The cover might be peeling at the corners, but isn’t that just an aesthetic choice? Each blemish tells a tale, be it of late-night reading sessions or hasty escapes from plot holes. As you delve deeper into the narrative, you’ll find that "Trust Me" also serves as an ironic commentary on the nature of trust itself—where it’s both the currency of human interaction and the very thing that can lead us into a quagmire of deception. Just when you think you’ve figured out who’s trustworthy, Brenda Novak will throw in a curveball sharper than a British rainstorm. It’s the sort of book that makes you want to scream "Plot twist!" at inappropriate moments, confusing your fellow book lovers. So, if you’re feeling brave and have a taste for the unpredictable, this delightful second-hand treasure from Crappy Old Books might just be the perfect companion for your next reading adventure. Grab it before someone else decides to trust you with their questionable judgement! After all, what’s life without a little intrigue—or a hefty dose of irony? Happy reading, if you dare! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/413/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/trust-me.jpg 0.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mira Books 9780778324126 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-411 A Secret Word by Jennifer Paddock A Secret Word (2005) by Jennifer Paddock Penguin Books / ISBN: 014101458 / Condition: Used (like the friendships inside it) This is A Secret Word, a quietly intense little novel about three girls—Leigh, Sarah, and Chandler—whose lives get permanently entangled one fateful day in high school and then spend the next fifteen years refusing to untangle neatly, no matter how adult they pretend to be. It’s about friendship, the Deep South, New York, sex, family, and the uncomfortable realisation that you can know someone for years and still not have a clue what’s really going on in their head. This particular copy arrives via Crappy Old Books, which means it has already survived at least one reader’s late-night emotional spiral. It is, therefore, not “as new.” It is “pre-felt.” You’re welcome. Inside the story, you’ll find: Three friends tied together by a single incident that quietly echoes through everything that follows. Small towns, big feelings, and the gravitational pull of the South even after you’ve escaped to New York and learned how to pronounce “espresso” properly. Sex, secrets, and the kind of emotional archaeology where you dig into the past and mostly unearth awkwardness and regrets. A narrative that slips between their voices, stitching together three separate lives into one long, slightly messy tapestry of “we’re fine” (they are not fine). Inside this used copy, as curated by the proudly unglamorous Crappy Old Books, you may also encounter: A gently creased spine, the exact physical trace of a previous owner thinking “just one more chapter” until the clock said “absolutely not.” Corners that are a little softened, as if this paperback has been in handbags, on trains, and under pillows during low-level life crises. Pages that have shifted from bright white to that tasteful “late-afternoon sunlight” cream shade that screams “I survived the mid-2000s.” Possibly a dog-eared page at the exact bit where one of the friendships hits a nerve, and someone in the past needed a moment. This is not a twisty thriller or a grand epic. It’s intimate drama mode: quiet hurts instead of dramatic explosions small decisions that turn out to matter more than the big ones people who grow up, sort of, but never quite become as sorted as they thought “grown-up” would feel Perfect for: Readers who enjoy character-driven stories where “what happened between us” is the real plot. Anyone who has looked up an old friend on social media and thought, “How did we end up here?” People who like contemporary fiction with just enough sex, secrets, and nostalgia to make you question your own teenage decisions. Fans of used books that come lightly pre-haunted by someone else’s emotional identification with at least one of the characters. Is this copy mint? Absolutely not. You’re shopping at Crappy Old Books, where “mint condition” is less common than healthy communication between fictional friends. What you’re getting instead is a comfortably worn, fully readable paperback that has already carried someone through at least one reflective Sunday afternoon and is ready for another. Adopt this used copy of A Secret Word. Stack it on your shelf between “Complicated Friendships” and “Bad Decisions, Good Prose,” and let Leigh, Sarah, and Chandler remind you that growing up doesn’t always mean growing apart—but it definitely means things get weird. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/411/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-secret-word.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books 9780141014586 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-407 The Last Virgin In Year 10 by Rosanne Hawke The Last Virgin in Year 10 (2006) by Rosanne Hawke Lothian Books / ISBN: 9780752882888 / Condition: Used (with adolescent angst gently pre-installed) Behold The Last Virgin in Year 10, a contemporary coming-of-age tale in which Rosanne Hawke reminds us that high school is basically a gladiatorial arena—just with more homework, more gossip, and slightly fewer actual lions. This is a story about identity, friendship, pressure, and the quiet terror of being the last one to do… well, something. Something everyone else is apparently doing with the ease of tying their shoelaces, except of course they’re lying, panicking, or deeply confused. This copy arrives courtesy of the heroic excavators at Crappy Old Books, where paperbacks with character (i.e., dents) are not thrown away but honoured. So yes—this particular specimen has lived. It may show a smudge, a crease, or the faint emotional residue of someone who survived Year 10 once and never fully recovered. Inside the novel, you’ll find: A protagonist navigating the minefield of teenage reputation with the grace of someone tiptoeing through a room full of mousetraps. Friends who offer advice that is well-meant, terrible, or both. Family members who try (whatever that means). School corridors thick with rumour, speculation, and the kind of social politics that make Machiavelli look underprepared. Honest, heartfelt, and sometimes painfully hilarious explorations of first crushes, first misunderstandings, and first catastrophic overreactions. Inside this used copy, you may also find: A soft spine crease where a previous reader probably gasped, “Oh NO,” and kept reading anyway. Pages that have achieved the light golden patina of objects that have existed in the world for more than ten minutes. Maybe a dog-eared page that once served as a bookmark during a moment of extreme teenage empathy. A subtle aura of nostalgia, like opening an old locker and half-expecting a maths test to fall out. Perfect for: Anyone who remembers school as equal parts comedy, tragedy, and unnecessary drama. Readers who enjoy YA that’s honest but not relentlessly grim. People who prefer their books slightly worn in—like a comfy hoodie with a mysterious stain you choose not to investigate. Those who appreciate the fine art of Crappy Old Books merchandising: imperfect books for imperfect humans. This isn’t a pristine, shrink-wrapped museum-quality item. If you wanted that, you wouldn’t be browsing a store proudly advertising its crappiness. You’d be on some collector’s forum with people who say things like “spine integrity.” No, what you’re getting here is a good story wrapped in a book that has lived, just like the teenagers inside it. A little frayed, a little awkward, a little dramatic—and all the more authentic for it. Adopt this used copy of The Last Virgin in Year 10. Share its secrets, relive the chaos of adolescence, and rest assured: whatever you went through in school, it probably wasn’t as weird as you thought. Or it was. But at least now it’s funny. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/407/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-virgin-in-year-10.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lothian Books 9780734409621 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-404 The Oxford History Of The American People by Samuel Eliot Morison Welcome to the literary equivalent of a time capsule, the one that mysteriously transports you to a never-ending potluck of historical anecdotes and earnest musings that never quite hit the mark. It’s “The Oxford History Of The American People” by Samuel Eliot Morison, a book as enormous and sprawling as the American landscape it attempts to chronicle, yet as accessible as a highbrow cocktail party where no one actually knows how to make small talk. This hefty tome, published in 1972, is like that well-meaning uncle who insists on recounting stories of how he climbed Mount Everest—while you’re just trying to enjoy a bowl of potato salad. Morison, a man who apparently had a rich relationship with both history and verbosity, takes you on a winding journey through the American saga, complete with detours through the obscure and the outright bizarre. Are you ready to encounter the following? Extended discussions on the complexities of early colonial life, complete with footnotes that could rival the length of the main text. A veritable cornucopia of historical figures who, whether you like it or not, will become intimately familiar to you—much like that unfortunate acquaintance from secondary school who always wanted to be your friend. Random trivia that you never knew you needed to know, such as the precise diet of Revolutionary War soldiers (hint: it’s not as glamorous as you might think). Interesting maps that could have been designed on the back of a napkin, yet somehow convey a sense of gravitas most modern GPS systems lack. A narrative style that fluctuates between conversational and pedantic—much like a lecture delivered by a slightly confused professor. In this literary odyssey, Morison delves into the American psyche with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, unabashedly declaring that he has the keys to the kingdom of knowledge, while simultaneously reminding us that the kingdom may not even exist. Are you intrigued yet? Or are you questioning why you’d willingly subject yourself to such a lengthy jaunt through the annals of history? The choice is yours, dear reader. Condition: Used, which is to say, it has lovingly absorbed the essence of countless previous readers. You might find the occasional coffee stain that adds a layer of authenticity, or perhaps a dog-eared page bearing witness to a late-night battle with the complexities of American governance. It’s a book that has seen life, and through its wear, it invites you to join the fray. As you meander through Morison’s pages, you might find yourself questioning the very fabric of American identity, or at the very least, pondering why you didn’t just opt for a thrilling Netflix documentary. But let’s face it, the charm of reading a hefty historical volume while sipping lukewarm tea can’t be understated. In a world where instant gratification reigns, where else can you find such a commitment to the slow and steady uncovering of the past? So, why not embrace the quirkiness of history itself? Join the ranks of those who have dared to pick up this behemoth and wrestle with its narratives. Just remember, as the wise bibliophiles at Crappy Old Books would say: sometimes it’s not about the book you read, but the convoluted journey you take to finish it. And who knows? You might just end up with a newfound appreciation for the American experience—or at the very least, a decent conversation starter for your next awkward gathering. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/404/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-oxford-history-of-the-american-people.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books New American Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-403 A dictionary of synonyms and antonyms by Joseph Devlin In an era where the word “literally” is thrown around like confetti at a slightly sad wedding, we present to you a veritable treasure trove of lexical wizardry: Joseph Devlin’s *A Dictionary of Synonyms and Antonyms*. Published in the dazzling year of 1982, this tome stands as a bastion of the English language, a formidable fortress against the onslaught of lexical mediocrity. You might wonder, “Do we really need a book that tells us that ‘happy’ and ‘joyful’ are essentially the same?” To which we say, “Absolutely—especially if you have a penchant for being pedantic at parties.” Imagine a world where every time you accidentally used the word “big,” someone didn’t yell, “That’s so vague!” Instead, with this delightful dictionary in hand, you could regale your audience with alternatives like “enormous,” “gigantic,” or “colossal,” thus elevating your conversational prowess to that of a well-versed thesaurus. Consider it your personal linguistic wingman, always ready to help you avoid the linguistic pitfalls of a dull conversation like a matador deftly sidestepping a bored bull. But fear not! This is not merely a dry compilation of words and their near-identical counterparts. No, dear reader, this is a delightful romp through the English language where synonyms dance cheerfully in pairs, while antonyms sulk in the corner, arms crossed and pouting. Here, you’ll discover the age-old rivalry between “hot” and “cold,” and perhaps come to understand the emotional turmoil of “happy” versus “sad.” Who knew words could have feelings? This book surely does, and it’s got the thesaurus-sized emotional baggage to prove it. Devlin’s work isn’t just a reference book; it’s a rollercoaster through the amusement park of language. Flipping through its pages, you might feel a rush akin to discovering that your favorite flavour of ice cream has a hidden variant. Why settle for “angry” when you can spice things up with “irate,” “furious,” or “apoplectic”? Feel free to use any of these words next time your Wi-Fi drops out, and watch as your friends marvel at your elevated vocabulary, even while they roll their eyes at your dramatic flair. Condition: Used. This book has clearly seen better days, with its cover slightly wrinkled and a few pages dog-eared as if someone got just a bit too excited about the word “exuberant.” It might even carry the faint aroma of stale tea and regret, offering a glimpse into the life of a lexicon enthusiast—perhaps a lonely soul who spent many evenings in candlelight, pondering the existential implications of “procrastinate” versus “delay.” You might even find a few scribbles in the margins, revealing the musings of a past owner who was clearly lost in a battle of wits with a particularly stubborn synonym. With a publication date that may as well be ancient history, you might think this dictionary is as outdated as a dial-up modem. However, like a fine cheese, it may just have matured into something unexpectedly delightful. Who knows what linguistic treasures await? Dust off your best cardigan, brew a cup of something warm, and prepare to immerse yourself in a world where words reign supreme, and synonyms scuttle about like overly eager puppies. So whether you’re looking to impress your friends at the pub, or simply want to add some flair to your grocery list, *A Dictionary of Synonyms and Antonyms* is your linguistic best friend, just waiting to help you navigate the treacherous waters of word choice. And remember, only at Crappy Old Books can you obtain this nugget of lexical delight, ensuring that you, too, can revel in the peculiar joy of words that sound the same but mean different things. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/403/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dictionary-of-synonyms-and-antonyms.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446313100 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-402 Stalemate by Iris Johansen Stalemate (2007) by Iris Johansen Bantam / ISBN: 9780553586541 / Condition: Used (emotionally tense, physically creased) Welcome to Stalemate, the book where world-shaking danger, high-stakes negotiations, and life-or-death suspense all hinge on the one thing truly worth killing for: art. Specifically, the ability of Eve Duncan—resident forensic sculptor, professional trauma magnet—to reconstruct faces from skulls and thereby upset absolutely everyone’s plans. In true Iris Johansen fashion, this is not a quiet little mystery. This is: international intrigue, ruthless villains, morally complicated allies, and at least three people who say “You don’t know what you’re getting into” while the plot cheerfully proves them right. This particular copy has bravely made its way to you via Crappy Old Books, which means it has already survived at least one round of suspense-induced page-turning. Possibly two. It is, therefore, Used—or as we like to call it, “field-tested.” Inside the story, you’ll find: Eve Duncan, who just wants to do her job bringing faces back to the nameless dead, and instead keeps being dragged into situations where heavily armed people have Opinions about her schedule. A mysterious request from a powerful figure who wants Eve’s skills for reasons that are definitely not going to be simple, safe, or emotionally healthy. A jungle setting where absolutely nothing good ever happens after dark. Snipers, traps, negotiations, and tense stand-offs where everyone is trying to control the board—and Eve, naturally, ends up being the queen piece nobody accounted for properly. Inside this used copy, curated with minimal reverence by Crappy Old Books, you may also discover: A gently creased spine, like a stress fracture acquired during a particularly intense confrontation. Softened corners that suggest it has been shoved into bags, read on trains, and possibly abandoned on a coffee table mid-cliffhanger. Pages that have upgraded from “freshly printed white” to “slightly aged thriller beige,” the signature patina of books that have Seen Some Things. Maybe even a faint smudge or mystery mark on one page—interpret this as “authentic reader panic residue” rather than “someone had a biscuit.” This is not a delicate literary meditation on feelings and wallpaper. This is crime–suspense–thriller mode, featuring: villains with too much money and not enough conscience, good people making questionable choices under pressure, and the recurring theme “Why is Eve always in the middle of international diplomatic nightmares when she technically just works with skulls?” Perfect for: Fans of Iris Johansen who know that if Eve Duncan is involved, things will get personal and explodey. Readers who enjoy strong, stubborn heroines surrounded by dangerous men who underestimate them at their own risk. People who think a thriller should be fast, tense, and just melodramatic enough to justify staying up way past a sensible bedtime. Anyone who prefers their paperbacks slightly worn, because nothing says “worth reading” like a book that clearly already has been. Is this copy mint? Absolutely not. You’re shopping at Crappy Old Books, where “mint condition” is treated with the same suspicion as a charming villain promising “no hidden agenda.” What you are getting is a perfectly readable, comfortably battered paperback that’s already survived one set of sweaty hands and is ready for round two. Adopt this used copy of Stalemate. Place it on your nightstand, tell yourself you’ll “just read a few pages,” and then enjoy discovering what a true stalemate looks like when everyone on the board is armed, dangerous, and very, very bad at walking away. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/402/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stalemate.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553586541 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-401 Dead by dusk by Shannon Drake Dead by Dusk (2005) by Shannon Drake Kensington / ISBN: 0821775456 / Condition: Used (and faintly suspicious) Welcome to Dead by Dusk, a paranormal romance-thriller where things go bump in the night, sulk by candlelight, and occasionally brood on castle balconies while wearing impractical but dramatic clothing. Shannon Drake (also known to organised people as Heather Graham) delivers a heady mix of gothic atmosphere, ancient curses, and smouldering glances that OSHA would absolutely not approve of. This copy comes to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, which means it’s already lived a little. The cover may have a light crease here, a rubbed corner there, perhaps even the shadowy fingerprint of someone who read it in the bath and almost dropped it during a tense chapter. Call it “pre-haunted.” It’s not just used—it’s experienced. Inside, you’ll find: A heroine who really should know better than to go there at night, but does anyway. A dangerously attractive person who is either: a) cursed, b) undead, c) morally complicated, d) all of the above (spoiler: it’s usually d). A plot that involves mysterious deaths, ominous legends, and at least one moment where someone announces, “It’s too dangerous,” right before doing the dangerous thing. Enough gothic vibes to power a small coastal village of moody poets. The pages may be slightly yellowed, but that only enhances the sense that you’re reading a forbidden text discovered in a crumbling library, rather than something bought from a retailer literally called Crappy Old Books. There might be a faint spine crease right at the juiciest part of the story, a sure sign a previous reader either swooned, gasped, or briefly contemplated their life choices. This is the kind of novel you read late at night when you definitely should be sleeping, but instead you’re muttering, “Just one more chapter,” as the clock contemptuously rolls past midnight. Perfect for fans of: Paranormal romance with actual plot. Old-school gothic drama where everyone is slightly too intense. Books that are just a bit dog-eared, like they’ve already survived one dark and stormy night and are ready for another. Adopt this used copy and give it a new home on your shelf, preferably between “Questionable Horror” and “Slightly Embarrassing Romance.” At Crappy Old Books, we can’t guarantee it’s pristine, but we can guarantee it’s got atmosphere, attitude, and just enough wear to prove someone already survived reading it. Now it’s your turn. Just… maybe don’t read it alone after dusk. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/401/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dead-by-dusk.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kensington Pub Corp 9780821775455 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-399 Water Marked - A Novel by Helen Elaine Lee In the not-so-distant realm of the early 2000s, when flip phones were the epitome of cutting-edge technology and people still thought that wearing cargo pants was a good idea, there emerged a novel called "Water Marked." Written by the enigmatic Helen Elaine Lee, this book is less about a mystical water source and more about the mysterious imprints life leaves on us, much like those questionable stains on your carpet that you can’t quite explain. The 2001 Scribner edition is a delightful time capsule, possibly more potent than any bottled water you could find on a supermarket shelf. Now, if you’ve ever wondered how people managed their emotions during the Bush administration, this book may offer some insight—albeit in a roundabout way. Yes, "Water Marked" is a literary journey that explores human connections drenched in the subtleties of everyday existence, but don’t expect it to hand you a clear map. Instead, think of it as a kind of literary GPS that loses signal halfway through, leaving you to navigate through a maze of existential thoughts and perhaps a few half-formed ideas about where you left your car. The narrative, while intriguing, is precariously perched on the edge of profound and absurd. Characters meander through the story like they’re on a leisurely stroll through a park that suddenly turns into a labyrinth. You might find yourself wondering if they’re lost or simply enjoying the scenic route of their own convoluted thoughts. Lee has crafted a tapestry of experiences, woven with threads of awkward encounters, unfulfilled dreams, and those moments when you find yourself staring into space, pondering why you walked into the room in the first place. If you’re a fan of novels that make you think harder than you ever intended to, then this book is your proverbial cup of tea, albeit slightly lukewarm and with a hint of something that might be chamomile or possibly just the aftertaste of regret. The prose is sprinkled with moments of humor that might catch you off guard, like laughter escaping during a particularly serious meeting. One moment you’re contemplating the meaning of life, and the next, you’re chuckling at a character’s unfortunate choice of footwear. This is the delightful duality of "Water Marked." Let’s not ignore the physical presence of the book itself. It’s used, of course, which brings a certain charm—think of it as discovering a vintage vinyl record with just the right amount of scratches to make it interesting. The pages might be yellowed, and the spine could be a little creaky, but isn’t that just a reminder of the stories it has witnessed? Each tear or mark could be a conversation starter at your next book club meeting, where you can regale your friends with tales of how you bravely navigated the complexities of a book that is both a reflection and a puzzle. Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books. This copy has seen its fair share of adventures, possibly including a near-drowning during a particularly intense reading session by the pond. Expect the pages to carry the whispers of past readers, sharing their thoughts, joys, and perhaps a bit of betrayal when they discovered they were reading about someone else’s existential crisis instead of their own. The cover may have a few scuffs, but that just adds to its character—much like the characters within. With "Water Marked," you embark on a journey that might leave you questioning not just the characters’ life choices but your own. This is what makes it a tome worth picking up, even if it means you’ll need to find a corner of your bookshelf that hasn’t succumbed to being a glorified dust collector. Get ready to laugh, ponder, and possibly roll your eyes at the absurdity of existence. And remember, in the grand scheme of life, every water mark tells a story. So, why not let this quirky, ironic exploration into the human experience join you on your next introspective adventure? Available now at Crappy Old Books, where every second-hand purchase comes with a side of nostalgia and the thrill of never quite knowing what you’re going to get. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/399/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/water-marked.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scribner 9780684865737 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-397 50 Famous Americans by Orville Webster III 50 Famous Americans (1991) by Orville Webster III (JBG Publishing) ISBN: none Condition: Used (patriotically scuffed, factually intact) as sold by Crappy Old Books 50 Famous Americans is the sort of book that tries, very earnestly, to sum up a nation in fifty bite-sized biographies, as if you could just pick a handful of humans and say, there, that explains the United States. Inside, you will likely find presidents and inventors, activists and explorers, and at least one person whose name you vaguely recognise from a school poster but could not confidently place in a multiple-choice quiz. Orville Webster III (because nothing says “authority” like Roman numerals) marches you briskly through American history, from powdered wigs and quill pens to astronauts, assembly lines and people who did Important Things with electricity, law, or a very determined attitude. Each mini-biography aims to answer the eternal question: what makes someone “famous” enough to land a slot in a book like this? Achievements, courage, persistence, political power, or simply being the one person the editor remembered before deadline. This particular copy reaches you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, a proud establishment that knows true greatness often comes with slightly frayed edges. You should expect: A cover with light rubbing, possible fading, and a general “I have been in a school bag / charity shop / loft” energy. A spine sporting honest creases, suggesting that one or more readers valiantly got past the first ten Americans (the obvious ones) and into the slightly more obscure crowd. Corners that are gently rounded, like the memory of long-forgotten history tests. Inside, the pantheon of 50 Americans remains in full working order. The pages still contain all the earnest summaries of lives lived at full tilt: battles fought, speeches given, patents filed, injustices challenged, records broken. The prose is straightforward, the facts reasonably solid for 1991, and the educational tone just insistent enough to make you feel a bit guilty about not remembering who invented what. The paper may have mellowed from crisp white to a dignified cream, lending the book the air of a slightly overconfident primary source. Buying 50 Famous Americans in Used condition from Crappy Old Books adds a pleasing extra layer of commentary. You are reading about the rise, fall and legacy of national icons in a book that has itself survived household clear-outs, curriculum changes and at least one “do we really need to keep this?” conversation. The founding fathers get new editions; your copy has been democratically handled by the people. Perfect for readers who: Enjoy potted biographies that you can consume in ten-minute bursts and then confidently bring up at dinner as “background knowledge.” Like the slightly retro feeling of learning history from a pre-internet, pre-social-media perspective, when “famous” required more than going viral. Appreciate the quiet absurdity of ranking American greatness by page order in a paperback that smells faintly of dust and determination. Adopt this Used copy of 50 Famous Americans and give it a fresh term on your bookshelf. The outside may be a little worn, but the roll call of presidents, pioneers, troublemakers and overachievers inside is still standing to attention, ready to remind you that history is mostly just people making it up as they go along and hoping to end up in a book like this. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/397/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/50-famous-americans.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books JBG Publishing no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-396 False Dawn by Paul Levine In the grand tradition of detective novels that want to be taken very seriously while simultaneously wrestling with their own absurdity, "False Dawn" by Paul Levine brings you a gripping tale that could only have emerged from the riveting 1990s—an era when everyone was wearing flannel and pretending that grunge was a lifestyle choice rather than a fashion mistake. This book, published by Crimeline, competes for attention in a saturated market of questionable plotlines and even more questionable hairstyles. You might say it’s a classic case of literary midlife crisis, and we cannot look away. Our protagonist, a hard-boiled detective whose affinity for coffee and self-loathing rivals only that of your average university student, stumbles through a plot thicker than the smoke from a poorly rolled cigarette. As he seeks to solve what could be described as a mystery—or perhaps just an unfortunate misunderstanding—each page reveals more about the characters than about the plot itself. Readers are left wondering if these characters were pulled from the depths of a half-forgotten pub conversation or worse, an ill-advised improv group that probably should have stopped practicing after the first session. With dialogue that crackles like a cheap radio and plot twists that could make lesser minds dizzy, “False Dawn” captures the essence of the mid-90s detective genre, complete with a soundtrack of grunge ballads that may or may not have been played on repeat during the author’s writing sessions. You can almost hear the anguished cries of characters who wish they had pursued careers in accounting instead. But alas, here they are, fated to walk the streets of a city that is more of a caricature than a backdrop. As you flip through the yellowed pages, wondering how you ended up in this quagmire of nostalgia, you may find yourself contemplating life’s larger questions. Questions like: Why are we drawn to such flawed characters? Why do we indulge in stories where the protagonist is often more of a walking disaster than a hero? And does anyone ever really enjoy black coffee without sugar? The answers remain elusive, much like the resolution of our hero’s latest case. But don’t worry; Levine’s prose is as punchy as the plot claims to be, managing to balance wry observations with the kind of grim humor that would make even the coldest heart crack a smile. It’s the kind of book that insists on being taken seriously while simultaneously asking you to suspend disbelief just long enough for the dust to settle on its stale metaphors. A literary paradox wrapped in a second-hand cover, ready for you to pick up and ponder over a cup of cold brew that probably went out of fashion in 1995. Condition: This book has certainly seen better days, as evidenced by the slightly dog-eared pages and a spine that creaks with the kind of wisdom only accumulated through years of being flipped through by indecisive readers. There may be a few coffee stains—ironic, given the protagonist’s own caffeine addiction—but what’s a little character when it adds to the story? Each scuff and mark tells a tale of its own, blending seamlessly with the narrative of this tired detective who’s probably forgotten more about life than he ever learned. So why not take a chance on "False Dawn"? You might just find yourself knee-deep in a world where nothing is as it seems, and everything is up for debate—much like the author’s choice of title. Will you unravel the mystery of the book itself, or will you merely find yourself ensnared in its chaotic charm? Either way, Crappy Old Books invites you to grab this literary relic and ponder the true nature of dawns that are less than honest. Are you ready to face the false dawn of your next reading adventure? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/396/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/false-dawn.jpg 1.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crimeline 9780553565041 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-393 Airport by Arthur Hailey Airport (1970) by Arthur Hailey is the paperback equivalent of being stuck overnight in a snowed-in terminal with a hundred stressed passengers, a bomb threat, a blocked runway, and one man trying to pretend this is all perfectly manageable with a clipboard and a furrowed brow. This is the Bantam Books edition, from that golden age when airports were glamorous, smoking indoors was still a thing, and health and safety checks were largely replaced by plot. It hails from the time before every paperback needed a barcode tattoo, so this one proudly goes through life as ISBN: none. It’s pure, pre-metadata chaos, just like the airport it describes. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is enthusiastically Used. Not “as new”. Not “fine”. Not “suitable for gifting to someone who only decorates with colour-coded hardbacks”. This is the kind of paperback that has already survived somebody’s “I’ll just take one book on holiday” decision and at least one delayed flight where irony levels reached unsafe heights. You can sensibly expect: A Bantam ’70s cover roaring “BIG SERIOUS DISASTER DRAMA” with planes, snow, bold title fonts and the general vibe of a film poster that would star at least one actor with very wide lapels. Tanned pages, the precise shade of “abandoned boarding pass found under a row of plastic seats”. A creased spine, undeniable evidence that previous readers repeatedly chose narrative chaos over gentle handling. Condition notes, translated from polite bookseller to reality: “Used” – this book has been opened, gripped, flipped through at speed, and possibly read in an actual airport while real-world announcements played unhelpful backup. “May show signs of wear” – softened corners, scuffed edges, maybe a faint imprint where it spent years wedged next to three other disaster novels on a sun-faded shelf. “Pages clean and intact” – no missing disaster, no removed chapter in which everything is explained, and no curious stains we are prepared to attribute to in-flight catering. This is a book for you if: You enjoy massive ensemble dramas where half a city’s worth of people rotate through one building and absolutely none of them are having a normal evening. You like your tension built from runway closures, snowstorms, malfunctioning equipment and the eternal optimism of “we can still make this work”. You are weirdly fond of old-school competence porn: tower controllers, ground crew and airline staff all juggling crises with varying degrees of calm and quiet panic. You’re happy owning a copy that looks like it has already been through one fictional storm system and lived to tell the tale. Probable reading experience: First chapters: “Ah yes, the quiet before the storm. Look at all these characters clearly about to regret their life choices.” Middle bit: runway blocked, tempers fraying, you muttering things like “that is not ideal” while turning pages faster than any safety manual recommends. Final stretch: you, utterly committed to the fate of an airport you do not work at, absolutely sure you could now fill in for ground control in a very specific 1970s-based emergency. Crappy Old Books is not pretending this Bantam Airport is a pristine, shrink-wrapped relic from a climate-controlled archive. This is a working disaster blockbuster in pocket form. It’s built to be read on sofas, in departure lounges, in bed at midnight when you really should not be reading about near-misses and structural fatigue. In short: Airport (1970) by Arthur Hailey, Bantam Books paperback, proudly ISBN: none, in honestly Used condition, is a slightly battered, fully operational slice of vintage catastrophe. Buy it from Crappy Old Books, fasten your seatbelt, stow your tray table, and enjoy several hundred pages of everything going wrong at once while you, mercifully, stay on the ground. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/393/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/airport.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-392 The Third Wave by Alvin Toffler The Third Wave (1981) by Alvin Toffler Bantam Books / ISBN: 0553144316 / Condition: Used (like civilisation, but still functioning) This is The Third Wave, Alvin Toffler’s grand, earnest attempt to explain why the world keeps changing just when you’ve finally figured out how to program the video recorder. Written in 1981, it’s a sweeping tour through human history: from the First Wave of agriculture, to the Second Wave of industrial society, to the Third Wave—the information age, post-industrial economy, and the bit where everyone pretends to understand “systems.” And this particular copy arrives via Crappy Old Books, which means it has itself survived all three waves: Printed Read Abandoned on a shelf for at least a decade So no, it’s not pristine futurism. It’s retro futurism, with the lived-in charm of a paperback that’s already watched several predictions either come eerily true or miss by an impressive margin. Inside the book, you’ll get: Toffler’s big thesis: society moves in waves, and if you feel permanently disoriented, that’s not your fault—it’s history’s. Grand declarations about work, family, politics, technology, and how everything we thought was stable is in fact sitting on a wobbly table made of trends. Diagrams (in your head, if not literally) of factories, nuclear families, and office workers being swept away by microchips, networks, and Very Serious Think Pieces. That oddly charming combination of being massively confident and occasionally very wrong that only late-20th-century futurists could pull off with a straight face. Inside this used copy, as supplied by Crappy Old Books with no illusions whatsoever, you may also find: A gently cracked spine, the physical manifestation of someone once thinking, “Yes, I will understand the future if I finish this chapter.” Corners rubbed and softened by years of being slid in and out of bookcases, possibly in three different houses and one doomed storage unit. Pages that have shifted from bright white to that scholarly “aged-essay beige,” making you feel more intelligent simply by holding it. Possibly a previous owner’s name on the inside cover in biro—the analogue equivalent of a forgotten login in the Age of Passwords. This is not a quick beach read. This is the sort of book that: Explains why your workplace is a confusing mess of old rules and new buzzwords. Calmly dissects why institutions behave like they’re in the 1950s while pretending to be “cutting-edge.” Makes you realise that when you feel overwhelmed by change, you’re basically just surfing the Third Wave… badly… on a door someone found behind a filing cabinet. Perfect for: Readers who like big, sweeping societal theories delivered with absolute confidence and a lot of charts in spirit if not in print. People who enjoy retro futurism—seeing which predictions nailed the 21st century and which ones aged like unrefrigerated milk. Anyone who wants to sound extremely intellectual over coffee by saying things like, “Well, of course, that’s a classic Second Wave assumption.” Fans of used paperbacks that wear their age proudly, like an old professor with elbow patches and far too many opinions. Is this copy mint? Of course not. If you wanted mint, you wouldn’t be browsing somewhere called Crappy Old Books, whose entire brand hinges on the phrase “temper your expectations.” What you’re getting instead is a well-travelled, slightly scuffed, fully readable chunk of vintage futurism that has already survived one revolution in office technology and is eyeing the next with weary amusement. Adopt this used copy of The Third Wave. Let Toffler walk you through the past, explain the future, and accidentally remind you that even the boldest predictions eventually become just another yellowing paperback on the shelf—waiting for someone like you to pick it up and say, “Ah yes, the future. From 1981.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/392/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/future-shock-the-third-wave.jpg 4.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553144314 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-390 By Order of the President by WEB Griffin By Order of the President (2005) by W.E.B. Griffin Jove / ISBN: 0515139777 / Condition: Used (but still fully operational) Welcome to the world of By Order of the President, a thriller where national security hangs by a thread, powerful people make terrible decisions with great confidence, and one man is expected to sort the entire mess out before lunch. W.E.B. Griffin does his usual thing: military machinery, shadowy agencies, and men who say very little but somehow know everything. This particular copy comes to you via the gloriously honest emporium known as Crappy Old Books, which means it’s already seen some action. Not “classified-op-in-a-foreign-capital” action, more like “left in a travel lodge, rescued from a charity bag, and read on a bus next to someone loudly eating crisps” action. But still—history. Inside the story, you’ll find: A hijacked plane, because nothing says “light leisure reading” like airborne disaster. Layers of bureaucracy, where no one knows what’s going on but everyone has a very strong opinion about it. Intelligence agencies who are very intelligent except when it matters. A main character who has just enough independence, sarcasm, and clearance level to be dangerous. Inside the book itself, you may find: A gently creased spine, suggesting at least one previous reader reached “just one more chapter” territory several times. Pages that have aged to that classic “vintage government file” shade, ideal for a novel about secret operations. Slightly bent corners, which we prefer to call “field wear.” Possibly a faint coffee mark or commuter thumbprint, proving someone else already survived this mission. This is the sort of thriller where people say things like “This goes all the way to the top” while staring grimly out of windows. Phones are answered with last names only. Files are “eyes only,” which is ironic given how many eyes this used copy has already passed through. Somewhere in the background, a fax machine might still be bravely trying to be relevant. Perfect for: Readers who like their thrillers packed with acronyms, operations, and people storming into rooms saying, “You’d better see this.” Anyone who enjoys the fantasy that there are grown-ups in charge, even if they’re making dubious choices at high speed. Fans of paperbacks that come slightly pre-worn, like a pair of boots that’s already done basic training. No, it’s not mint. If you wanted mint condition, you wouldn’t be shopping at a place proudly calling itself Crappy Old Books. What you’re getting instead is a fully readable, comfortably battered, and mildly opinionated copy that has already done a few tours of duty and is still ready to report for one more. Take this used copy of By Order of the President, deploy it to your bedside table, and prepare for a mission full of tension, conspiracies, and the deeply reassuring knowledge that at least your life doesn’t involve hijacked aircraft and classified chaos. Just slightly scuffed paperbacks—and honestly, that’s enough. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/390/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/by-order-of-the-president.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Jove 9780515139778 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-387 Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) by Arthur Golden (Vintage) ISBN: 1400096898 Condition: Used (cosmetically weathered, emotionally fully operational) as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book that made half the world briefly consider buying a silk kimono, learning Japanese, and staring wistfully into the middle distance while it rains. Memoirs of a Geisha is Arthur Golden’s lush, meticulously detailed plunge into the world of pre-war Kyoto, where little Chiyo is sold into a geisha house and slowly, painstakingly rebuilt as Sayuri, a woman whose entire existence is an elaborate performance… in very expensive shoes. Inside you will find meticulous ritual, intricate hairstyles that must violate at least three laws of physics, rivalries sharp enough to slice through silk, and an alarming amount of emotional turmoil conducted behind serene smiles. Love, ambition, jealousy, and survival all swirl together under the paper lanterns. Everyone appears calm and composed, and absolutely no one is actually fine. Your particular copy of this famous novel arrives via Crappy Old Books, an establishment that understands that perfection is for porcelain dolls, not paperbacks. You should confidently expect: A cover that may show light rubbing, faint creases, or the ghost of a ring mark from a mug of tea. Very vintage, very “I read things, not just display them.” A spine with dignified reading lines, proving that someone once kept saying “just one more chapter” until they accidentally reached emotional devastation. Corners that are a little softened, like memories that have been handled often and not always gently. Inside, however, the transformation from Chiyo to Sayuri is still fully intact. Every lesson in the art of being entertaining but inaccessible, every clandestine glance, every unwise romantic attachment is right where the author put it. The pages may have tanned slightly, shifting from bright white to an elegant soft cream that suits a story about a vanished world. The text is clear, fully legible, and entirely capable of making you mutter “oh no, do not do that” at fictional characters while they absolutely do that. Buying Memoirs of a Geisha in Used condition from Crappy Old Books adds a pleasing extra layer of irony. You are reading about the painstaking construction of beauty, ritual, and illusion in a book that has abandoned all pretence of being pristine. The geisha world is obsessed with appearances; your copy has given in to reality, with scuffs, creases and the faint possibility of having been read in a bath. Somewhere, Sayuri would be horrified. You, however, get a bargain. Perfect for readers who: Enjoy historical fiction drenched in atmosphere, detail, and impossible choices. Like stories where the power dynamics are complicated, the stakes are emotional rather than explosive, and the most dangerous thing in the room is social expectation. Are unafraid of finishing a chapter and then needing to sit quietly and reconsider their feelings about destiny, choice, and terrible romantic timing. Adopt this Used copy of Memoirs of a Geisha and give it a new place of honor on your shelf. The exterior may be a little worn, but the world inside is still as vivid, glossy, and quietly heartbreaking as ever – no elaborate hairstyle required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/387/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/memoirs-of-a-geisha.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9781400096893 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-386 The simple truth by David Baldacci The Simple Truth (1988) by David Baldacci (Warner Books) ISBN: 0446607711 Condition: Used (legally battered, procedurally sound) as sold by Crappy Old Books The Simple Truth is a legal thriller about how nothing connected to the law is ever simple, and truth turns out to be more of a negotiation than a destination. This is the world of Washington, D.C., where marble buildings, important seals, and serious suits do their best to hide the fact that everyone is just frantically trying not to get ruined by their last bad decision. At the centre of it all is a long buried case that absolutely refuses to stay buried. A man on death row. A decades old crime. A file that someone should have shredded but, mercifully for the plot, did not. A young lawyer gets hold of it and discovers that the justice system has been running on a rather creative definition of justice. Cue political pressure, threats, mysterious accidents, and the dawning realisation that telling the truth might be the most dangerous move on the board. Baldacci cheerfully drags you through courtrooms, back rooms and government corridors where everyone speaks in careful sentences and means roughly half of what they say. There are idealists trying not to be crushed, cynics trying not to feel anything, and powerful people who are mainly trying to avoid their names appearing in the wrong documents. The pace is brisk, the secrets are ugly, and the phrase national interest gets used in that special way that means somebody is definitely lying. Your particular copy has reached you via Crappy Old Books, a noble establishment where paperbacks acquire the sort of lived in look that first editions can only dream of. You should expect A cover with light scuffing and perhaps a faint crease or two, as though it has spent time being read on public transport by someone practicing their own poker face. A spine with honest reading lines, proof that at least one previous reader kept turning pages long after they promised themselves they would stop at the end of the chapter. Corners that are gently softened, like the morals of a politician halfway through their second term. Inside, however, all the twists, revelations and carefully timed shocks are intact. The pages still contain every late night investigation, every uneasy conversation, every moment when a character realises the legal system has less to do with justice and more to do with who has the better filing system. The paper may have tanned a little with age, but the plot is still fully caffeinated. No key pages are missing, and no one has helpfully scribbled the killer or the twist in the margin. Buying The Simple Truth in Used condition from Crappy Old Books adds a nice little layer of irony. You are reading about documents that have been mishandled, hidden and passed around in secret, in a book that has clearly changed hands a few times and now lives its best second hand life. Somewhere in the background a fictional judge is insisting on the integrity of the system while your slightly scuffed copy quietly disagrees. Perfect for readers who Like their thrillers full of files, lies and last minute revelations Enjoy the strange comfort of knowing that in fiction, at least, the truth occasionally wins a round Prefer their legal drama with more tension than Latin, and more danger than footnotes Adopt this Used copy of The Simple Truth and give it a new place on your shelf. The outside may be a little worn, but the conspiracy, courtroom drama and uncomfortable honesty inside are still very much in working order. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/386/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-simple-truth.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446607711 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-385 Persian brides by Dorit Rabinyan If you’ve ever pondered the intricacies of cultural exchange while sipping a lukewarm cup of tea in a drafty living room, then "Persian Brides" by Dorit Rabinyan is the literary equivalent of that moment when you realise your teabag has been steeping for far too long. Published in the year 2000 by Canongate, this work promises to whisk you into a world that’s both exotic and oddly familiar, much like that time you tried to impress a date with a homemade Persian dinner but ended up serving burnt rice instead. In this novel, Rabinyan seems to revel in the delightful chaos of interwoven lives, each character more complex than a multi-layered baklava. The title alone suggests a dainty tea party of sorts, where brides from Persia might gather to exchange pleasantries and gossip over pastries, but don’t let that facade fool you. Expect more than just a light-hearted romp through the wedding traditions of the Iranian elite; it’s a kaleidoscope of identity, culture, and perhaps a few existential crises thrown in for good measure. Let’s face it, if you were expecting a straightforward romance, you might want to reconsider before you start flipping pages. Instead, you’re likely to encounter a cast of characters who, while possibly being brides, also seem to spend an inordinate amount of time contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It’s a bit like attending a wedding where the speeches become philosophical debates—interesting, but not particularly conducive to the whole ’celebration’ vibe. In a world where cross-cultural relationships are as common as finding a rogue sock in the laundry, Rabinyan takes you on a journey that is as much about personal discovery as it is about societal expectations. It’s a bit like trying on a wedding dress that isn’t your size; it might not fit perfectly, but it shows you a side of yourself you didn’t know existed. And really, who doesn’t want that uncomfortable yet enlightening experience? The prose flits between poetic and painfully insightful, akin to a visionary artist who occasionally drops their paintbrush in the soup pot. You might find yourself chuckling at the absurdities of life, while simultaneously questioning your own choices, like that time you chose to read an entire book by the author of "Persian Brides" in one sitting. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t a good idea. Expect sidelong glances at cultural norms and traditions. Prepare for characters that make you wonder if you should take a family tree refresher. Be ready for existential musings that may lead to a midnight crisis. Brace yourself for a narrative that asks far more questions than it answers. And for good measure, pack some tissues—emotional roller coasters are not included in the price of your ticket. Condition: Used, and like a vintage Persian rug, it carries the weight of tales untold. The cover displays a lovely patina of life experiences, perhaps with a few dog-eared pages that whisper secrets from previous readers. It’s the kind of well-loved book that could tell stories of its own if only it could talk—imagine what it might say about those late-night reading sessions fuelled by tea and regret. So, if your library is in desperate need of a dash of cultural flair mingled with a healthy dose of irony, "Persian Brides" could be just the peculiar addition you never knew you needed. Grab it from Crappy Old Books and prepare to be swept into a world of brides, books, and bewildering existential dilemmas that might just redefine your perception of love and identity. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/385/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/persian-brides.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Canongate 9781841955100 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-384 Darkness At Noon by Arthur Koestler Darkness At Noon (1984 Bantam edition) by Arthur Koestler is that cheerful little paperback about show trials, ideological betrayal and the crushing machinery of totalitarianism that you definitely did not buy for a light holiday read… and yet here we are. This is the Bantam mass-market incarnation of the classic, complete with the very solidly 1980s ISBN 0553244590, a number that whispers “found on a revolving wire rack in a train station bookstall” and means business. No glossy anniversary hardback here. This is the version that gets read, re-read, argued with, and occasionally thrown onto the sofa with a muttered “oof”. As sold by Crappy Old Books, the condition is proudly and honestly Used. Not “as new”, not “collectable”, not “fine apart from a tiny blemish detectable only under forensic lighting”. Used. This copy has lived through shelves, boxes, house moves, and possibly the bottom of a student rucksack during a phase called “I’m very into political theory now”. You can expect: A Bantam paperback cover that faintly screams “serious literature” while still being small enough to lose under a cushion. Tanned pages, giving everything the aesthetic of “secret file stored too near the radiator in a shabby Ministry office”. A creased spine, the classic badge of honour that says someone actually made it through the ideological wrangling instead of just quoting it from a list of “books one ought to have read”. Condition notes, decoded: “Used” – the book has seen things. It has opinions. It is not shy about showing a bit of edge wear. “May have minor wear to cover and spine” – the corners are a bit dinged, the laminate (if there ever was any) may have given up, and the spine printing is doing that “I’ve been opened flat too often” fade. “Pages clean and readable” – no ideological redactions, no missing confessions, and no margin notes shouting “THIS IS IMPORTANT” in four colours of highlighter. Probably. This is a book for you if: You like your fiction philosophical and sharp, with the emotional warmth of a basement interrogation room. You enjoy novels where most of the violence is done with ideas, and the real weapon is the monologue. You’ve always wanted to actually read Darkess At Noon instead of just nodding knowingly when someone references it in a documentary about the 20th century. You’re comfortable with the idea that your “relaxing evening read” might involve a lot of moral compromise and very little in the way of cosy resolutions. Reading experience forecast: First few pages: “Oh, this is very readable, actually.” Middle section: “Oh. Oh wow. This is… quite a lot.” Final chapters: staring into the middle distance, quietly reassessing several things you thought you were sure about. Afterwards: shelving it where visitors can see it, because if you’ve emotionally survived Darkness At Noon, you’ve earned the right to show off. Crappy Old Books is not pretending this is a pristine, shrink-wrapped collector’s piece. This is a working copy of a serious novel. The kind you can throw in a bag, annotate if you feel bold, and thrust at a friend saying, “Look, just read it and then we’ll talk.” It’s a little scuffed, mildly aged, and entirely ready to do its existential damage again. In short: Darkness At Noon (1984 Bantam paperback), ISBN 0553244590, in honestly Used condition, is a pocket-sized political gut punch with tanned pages, a lived-in spine, and all the weight of a classic. Buy it from Crappy Old Books, read it anywhere except at actual noon, and enjoy the gentle sensation of your faith in human systems being expertly dismantled. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/384/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/darkness-at-noon.gif 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553244595 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-383 A Mind to Murder by PD James A Mind to Murder (1987) by P. D. James (Warner Books) ISBN: 0446348287 Condition: Used (quietly sinister, structurally sound) as sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to the soothing world of psychiatric administration, where the atmosphere is calm, the paperwork is endless, and absolutely nobody expects murder in the basement. In A Mind to Murder, P. D. James once again unleashes Commander Adam Dalgliesh on a corner of respectable British life that was quietly hoping to get through the week without corpses or poetic policemen. The setting: a London psychiatric treatment centre that prides itself on being modern, professional, and only lightly haunted by bureaucracy. The staff deal in neuroses, anxieties and refined interpersonal tension. Then someone gets brutally killed on the premises, and suddenly all those carefully managed emotions and carefully locked doors start to look a lot less reassuring. Dalgliesh arrives, tall, calm and infuriatingly observant, to discover that everyone in the building has secrets, grudges or something to hide in a filing cabinet. There are doctors with polished manners and dubious ethics, administrators who could kill with a memo, patients who see more than they should, and an atmosphere so thick with resentment you could spread it on toast. As usual with P. D. James, the murder is less about shock value and more about peeling back layers of civility until you reach the cold, unflattering truth underneath. Your particular copy has made its way here via Crappy Old Books, a proud establishment where crime novels come pre-aged, like a good detective and a bad alibi. Expect the following: A cover with light scuffing and edge wear, as if it has spent time in handbags, on nightstands and in the kind of waiting rooms where everyone is trying not to stare at each other. A spine with modest reading creases, proof that at least one previous owner kept going past bedtime to see which impeccably respectable person did the utterly disrespectable thing. Corners that are gently softened, more from being turned and held than from any violent struggle, we hasten to add. Inside, the atmosphere remains untouched. The pages still deliver every forensic observation, every awkward interview, every careful unraveling of human motive. The text is clean and legible; no one has helpfully circled the murderer in biro or written “it was him” in the margin. The paper may be slightly tanned, which only enhances the effect that this is a quietly sinister little artefact rescued from a previous reader’s bookshelf just as things were getting interesting. Buying A Mind to Murder in Used condition from Crappy Old Books comes with a certain delicious irony. You are reading about hidden guilt, repressed emotions and the cracks beneath a respectable surface, in a paperback that is visibly not pretending to be new. The novel is obsessed with what time and pressure do to people; your copy demonstrates what time and handling do to a crime classic. Perfect if you: Like your detective fiction intelligent, steady and more interested in why than how. Enjoy settings where everyone is supposed to be emotionally well-managed and absolutely nobody is. Prefer murder mysteries where the blood is mostly offstage but the psychological damage is front and centre. Adopt this Used copy of A Mind to Murder and give it a new shelf to brood on. The exterior may show signs of life lived, but the investigation inside is still razor sharp, unsettling and quietly relentless – just the way Dalgliesh, and P. D. James, intended. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/383/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-mind-to-murder.gif 3.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446348287 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-381 End game by Tom Clancy and Steve Pieczenik End Game (1999) by Tom Clancy and Steve Pieczenik is the kind of book that insists the world is ending soon, probably on a Tuesday, and that the only thing standing between civilisation and catastrophe is a handful of very stressed people with access to classified information and questionable sleep patterns. This is the Berkley Jam Books edition, which means it’s Tom Clancy but with that slightly punchier, youth-angled, “yes this is for you, put down the PlayStation for five minutes” energy. The ISBN 0425171132 is there to reassure librarians, database enthusiasts and anyone who likes their global conspiracies to be properly catalogued. As sold by Crappy Old Books, the condition is proudly, unglamorously Used. Not “as new”. Not “fine”. Not “collector’s copy kept in a smoke-free vault under controlled humidity”. This is the kind of used that says, “I have been read on a bus, in a bedroom, and possibly during a double maths lesson under the desk.” You can expect: A Berkley Jam cover doing its absolute best to scream “ACTION THRILLER” at you from across the room, featuring some combination of ominous shapes, bold typography and colours that look like an explosion in a graphics department. Tanned pages, because the book came out in 1999 and, unlike us, paper does not age gracefully. A creased spine, clear forensic evidence that someone kept doing the “just one more chapter” thing long past the point where they should reasonably have gone to bed. Condition notes, roughly translated: “Used” – it has lived a life. Shelves, backpacks, maybe even a family holiday where it saw more sun than the owner. “May show signs of wear” – corners a bit rubbed, edges not so much “sharp” as “philosophically rounded”, maybe a faint mark where it lost an argument with a drink coaster. “Pages clean and intact” – no missing plot twists, no torn-out “boring bits”, and no large mystery stains we’re prepared to discuss. This is a book for you if: You enjoy Clancy-flavoured geopolitics, but you’re also fine with things moving at a brisk, almost TV-episode clip. You like stories where the stakes are global, the tech is slightly over-explained, and everyone seems to have a secure line and a past they’re not thrilled to talk about. You want something that hits the sweet spot between “airport thriller” and “this could absolutely be a late-90s miniseries with far too many split-screen shots”. You’re perfectly happy for your copy to look slightly lived-in, like it has already survived one imaginary crisis and is ready for another. Probable reading experience: First chapters: “Oh, we’re jumping straight into international tension, then. No warm-up.” Middle bit: you start muttering things like “that’s not how any of this works” and then immediately forgive the book because the pace is fun and you want to see who double-crosses whom. Final stretch: pages turning faster, snacks disappearing, occasional internal soundtrack of dramatic theme music. Crappy Old Books makes no attempt to pretend this is a pristine object. This is a working paperback. It is engineered for bags, trains, waiting rooms, and that weird gap of twenty minutes before something important when you absolutely should not start a new chapter and absolutely will. The cover may be scuffed, the spine may be cracked, but the story is fully operational. In short: End Game (1999) by Tom Clancy and Steve Pieczenik, Berkley Jam Books paperback, ISBN 0425171132, in honestly Used condition, is a slightly battered, entirely serviceable slice of late-90s high-stakes drama. Buy it from Crappy Old Books, throw it in your bag, and let someone else’s endgame distract you from your own to-do list for a while. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/381/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/net-force-end-game.gif 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley Jam Books 9780425171134 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-380 California by Dana Fuller Ross California (1981) Dana Fuller Ross — Bantam Books (Mm) ISBN: 0553142607 Condition: Used (like the American West, but with fewer bullet holes) Saddle up and adjust your historically inaccurate cowboy hat: California by Dana Fuller Ross is here, a sweeping saga of the Old West in compact mass-market paperback form—now in the noblest of states, Used, lovingly exiled to the shelves of Crappy Old Books. This is frontier fiction at its most gloriously dramatic. Within these seasoned pages, you’ll find bold pioneers, ruthless schemers, improbable romances, and enough perilous journeys to make your office commute look like a spa day. People head west in search of gold, land, glory, or just the chance to dramatically stare into a sunset while thinking about their tragic backstory. Expect: Heroes with chins of granite and moral codes that creak under narrative pressure. Heroines who are far too smart for the nonsense around them but somehow keep getting dragged into it anyway. Villains with names and moustaches that telegraph “trouble” from three pages away. Landscapes described so vividly you can practically feel the dust in your teeth and the blisters on your historically inaccurate boots. This is the kind of book where: The word California means “possibility, danger, and someone’s definitely going to get shot near a saloon.” Ambition is measured in miles travelled, claims staked, and grudges nurtured. Horses endure things that really ought to involve overtime pay. The weather never just “happens” — it arrives with grim narrative intent. Now, about this particular copy, as offered with suspicious honesty by Crappy Old Books. Condition: Used here means: The cover has that slightly glossy-but-scruffed look of a paperback that has spent quality time in bags, on nightstands, and possibly on the dashboard of a car that smelled faintly of petrol and crisps. The spine bears proud creases, like the geological strata of someone’s reading sessions: “Here is where they first met,” “Here is where someone got betrayed,” “Here is where I stayed up too late on a Tuesday.” The pages are gently tanned—which, given the setting, feels thematically appropriate. Think of it as “sun-kissed by time.” You may also encounter: Softened corners, proof that this book has been picked up, put down, and picked up again by at least one previous reader who muttered, “Just one more chapter,” and lied. A faint whiff of nostalgia: 1980s paperback ink, second-hand bookstore, and the ghost of long-vanished armchairs. The comforting, easy-open feel of a book that doesn’t mind being bent back a bit while you eat something crumbly over it (it’s seen worse). This isn’t some fragile, collectible relic you’re afraid to touch. This is a working Western saga, the kind of book you actually read instead of reverently dusting. It’s ready to be thrown into a bag, read on a train, or devoured in the evening while you pretend you, too, might one day ride into the golden West instead of just answering emails. Perfect for: Fans of sprawling historical potboilers where everyone has an agenda and nobody has a decent dental plan. Readers who enjoy their history large, loud, and not overly concerned with minor details like “but would that really happen?” Anyone who believes a slightly battered paperback is vastly more trustworthy than a shiny, unread one. People who want to travel to old California without sunburn, cholera, or dubious whisky. Adopting this Crappy Old Books veteran means welcoming a piece of paperback frontier drama into your home—creased, sun-aged, and full of duels, dreams, and decisions that probably could have been talked out, but where’s the fun in that? California’s calling. It’s dusty, dangerous, and printed in slightly yellowed mass-market type. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/380/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/california.gif 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books (Mm) 9780553142600 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-379 Beach House by Mary Alice Monroe Beach House Known for her moving characters and emotional honesty, Mary Alice Monroe brings readers a beautifully rendered story that explores the fragile yet enduring bond between mothers and daughters. Caretta Rutledge thought she’d left her Southern roots and troubled family far behind. But an unusual request from her mother -- coming just as her own life is spinning out of control -- has Cara heading back to the scenic Lowcountry of her childhood summers. Before long, the rhythms of the island open her heart in wonderful ways as she repairs the family beach house, becomes a bona fide "turtle lady" and renews old acquaintances long thought lost. But it is in reconnecting with her mother that she will learn life’s most precious lessons -- true love involves sacrifice, family is forever and the mistakes of the past can be forgiven. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/379/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-beech-house.gif 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Mira 9781551668994 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-378 Nicholas and Alexandra by Robert K Massie Nicholas and Alexandra (1969) by Robert K. Massie (Dell) ISBN: none Condition: Used (imperially worn, revolution-tested) as sold by Crappy Old Books Here it is: the sweeping, brick-sized biography of Russia’s last tsar and tsarina – a love story, a political tragedy and a multi-car pile-up of bad decisions, all wrapped in one eminently readable paperback. In Nicholas and Alexandra, Robert K. Massie patiently lays out how an anxious, devout, well-meaning royal couple managed to preside over the slow, spectacular collapse of a 300-year-old dynasty, while sincerely believing they were doing their best. Nicholas II, a man arguably better suited to a quiet country estate and a modest stamp collection, finds himself in charge of an empire the size of a continent. Alexandra, fiercely devoted, chronically unwell and deeply suspicious of anyone not named “Nicky” or “God,” clings to mysticism and one very unsettling monk in an effort to keep their haemophiliac son alive. Add in Rasputin, court intrigue, industrial unrest, an unfortunate war or two and a general refusal to read the room, and you get a front-row seat to the end of imperial Russia. Massie walks you through it all: palaces and poverty, family letters and secret police reports, glittering balls and bread lines. It is history written with the pacing of a novel and the inevitability of a slow-motion train wreck. You know exactly how this story ends and yet you keep thinking, hopelessly, that someone might make a different choice this time. Spoiler: they do not. Your particular copy of this epic arrives courtesy of Crappy Old Books, who specialise in volumes that have already survived a regime change or two. You may notice: A cover with light fading and scuffing, as though it has spent time being moved from one shelf to another while someone said “I really must get around to reading that.” A spine handsomely creased, proof that at least one previous reader bravely pushed past the family tree charts at the front. Corners gently rounded, like the edges of a map handled a few times too often by nervous generals. Inside, everything that matters is still intact: all the chapters, photographs, notes and ominous foreshadowing are present and correct. The pages may be mellowed to a dignified shade of ivory, which suits a fallen empire rather well. If there are any faint pencil marks or underlinings, they are almost certainly reactions such as “oh no” or “this will not end well.” No crucial coronations or revolutions are missing, and the Romanovs remain, regrettably, doomed. Buying Nicholas and Alexandra in Used condition from Crappy Old Books comes with its own historical charm. You are reading about the decline of a glittering but outdated regime in a book that has itself lost its original glossy sheen and now lives a more modest life. It is thematically perfect: the story of an empire that could not modernise, told in a paperback that already has. Ideal for readers who: Enjoy their history with a generous side of family drama, political misjudgment and ominous portents. Want to understand how “it’ll probably be fine” is not, in fact, a viable governing strategy. Secretly like large biographies because they look impressive on shelves and double as light arm workouts. Adopt this Used copy of Nicholas and Alexandra and give it a new throne on your bookcase. The exterior may be a little worn, but the tale inside is still grand, heartbreaking and inexhaustibly fascinating – a reminder that even absolute monarchs cannot outrun history, though they can leave behind one very compelling paperback. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/378/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/nicholas-and-alexandra.gif 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-377 Indecision by Benjamin Kunkel Indecision (2006) by Benjamin Kunkel (Random House Inc (T)) ISBN: 0330444573 Condition: Used (existentially thumbed, structurally fine) as sold by Crappy Old Books Indecision is the coming-of-age story for anyone who somehow reached their late twenties, or thirties, or frankly beyond, and realised they still had absolutely no idea what they were doing. Our hero is Dwight Wilmerding, a man so chronically unsure about everything that he can barely commit to a train of thought, let alone a life plan. His job is pointless, his love life is a shrug, and his main long term relationship is with vague dissatisfaction. Enter a mysterious offer, an experimental drug that supposedly cures indecisiveness, and a spontaneous trip to South America that looks suspiciously like an ill-planned gap year undertaken too late. Dwight sets out to discover himself, or possibly escape himself, or at least get some decent weather and a change of scenery. Along the way there are philosophically overcaffeinated conversations, overanalysed romantic possibilities, and the dawning realisation that you cannot medicate your way out of having to actually make choices. This particular copy comes to you via Crappy Old Books, a business model built entirely on the fact that plenty of people did, eventually, decide to declutter their shelves. You should expect the following very reasonable signs of previous existence: A cover with light scuffing and the odd tiny crease, as though it has already endured being jammed in a backpack, dropped near a bed, and briefly considered as a coaster. A spine with a few reading lines that testify to at least one human being muttering I relate to this far too much while turning pages. Corners that are gently rounded, much like the ambitions of someone who has read one too many lifestyle articles and done nothing about any of them. Inside, all of Dwight’s dithering remains fully intact. The pages still deliver every anxious overthought moment, every half-baked plan, every semi-ironic observation about late capitalist drift and aimlessness. The text is crisp enough, the chapters all present, and if the paper has started to mellow to a warm off white, you can consider it thematically appropriate: time has passed and decisions were still not made. Buying Indecision in Used condition from Crappy Old Books is also a tidy little meta-joke. You are reading about a man who cannot commit, in a book that someone else eventually committed to getting rid of. They moved on. You, meanwhile, have heroically chosen to adopt their discarded existential crisis in paperback form. This counts as character development. Probably. Perfect for readers who like their protagonists confused, self aware and slightly ridiculous enjoy novels where not much explodes but a lot of internal monologues do have ever stared at a form, a relationship, a job, or a menu and thought I simply refuse to be responsible for this choice Take home this Used copy of Indecision and put it on your shelf, ideally after only a brief internal debate about whether you should. The exterior may be a little worn, but the quarter life confusion, awkward humour and wry self examination inside are still operating at full strength. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/377/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/indecision.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Random House Inc (T) 9780330444576 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-367 Having it and eating it [scrapped] by Sabine Durrant Having It and Eating It (2002) by Sabine Durrant (Time Warner Paperbacks) ISBN: 075153191 Condition: Used (lightly frazzled, still frothy) as sold by Crappy Old Books Having It and Eating It is that very specific early-2000s novel about a woman who is trying to have it all, keep it all, manage it all, and preferably do it in a size ten with a good haircut. Naturally, it goes about as well as you would expect. At the centre of the chaos is a woman who has more plates spinning than a budget circus act. There is the relationship that is fine, except for all the bits that are not. The career that looks glamorous from a distance and mainly consists of deadlines and mild panic up close. The friendships that have to be squeezed into the gaps between work, childcare, drama, and the weekly shop. And the constant background noise of everyone else’s opinion about how she should be doing it better, faster and with less visible sweating. Sabine Durrant takes the classic modern-woman-with-too-much-on-her-plate setup and leans all the way in. Expect sharp observations about relationships, smug parents at the school gate, men who are baffled by the concept of emotional labour, and the creeping, suspicious feeling that maybe nobody actually has their life together, they just own better storage baskets. Mistakes are made. Things are said. Wine is opened. Lists are written and then dramatically ignored. Your particular copy tumbles to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, a proud outlet for paperbacks that have seen things. You should confidently expect: A cover with light scuffing, perhaps a small crease, the kind of wear that says this book has been read on trains, in baths and in bed when someone should really have been asleep. A spine with honest reading lines, proof that at least one previous owner kept saying “one more chapter” until the concept of “tomorrow morning” became theoretical. Corners that are gently rounded, like the edges of big life plans once they have met reality, bills and school letters. Inside, all the domestic drama, career crises and romantic negotiations are still fully intact. The pages deliver every wince-inducing faux pas, every silently judged parenting choice, every moment when the main character realises she might be the grown-up in the room and is frankly not thrilled about it. The paper may have mellowed to a cosy off-white, which suits a book that pairs nicely with tea, biscuits and low-level existential dread. Buying Having It and Eating It in Used condition from Crappy Old Books has a pleasing symmetry. This is a story about juggling too much, in a book that has itself survived at least one house move, one clear-out and possibly a brief stint behind the sofa. Somebody else has already laughed, cringed and muttered “oh god, same” over these pages. Now it is your turn. Perfect for readers who like their fiction smart, funny and uncomfortably recognisable have ever tried to balance work, love, children, friends and self-respect and dropped at least two of them down the stairs secretly enjoy shouting “no, do not text him” at a book and then reading on to see her text him anyway Adopt this Used copy of Having It and Eating It and let it collapse gracefully onto your shelf. The cover may be a little worn, but the wit, warmth and painfully accurate observations inside are still in perfect working order – unlike, perhaps, your work-life balance. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/367/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/having-it-and-eating-it.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Time Warner Paperbacks 9780751531916 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-364 Star War Agents of Chaos by James Luceno Star Wars: Agents of Chaos (2000) by James Luceno Arrow / ISBN: 0099410249 / Condition: Used (light scuffing from minor galactic skirmishes) Welcome to Agents of Chaos, where the Star Wars galaxy discovers—yet again—that peace is for optimists, paperwork is pointless, and the Yuuzhan Vong have absolutely no chill whatsoever. James Luceno, architect of many fine galactic catastrophes, drops us into the New Jedi Order era: a time when every meeting begins with “We have bad news” and ends with “It’s actually worse than we thought.” This used copy arrives via Crappy Old Books, which is basically the Mos Eisley Cantina of second-hand paperbacks: a wretched hive of scuffed covers, bent spines, and stories that have already lived through one fan’s caffeinated binge-read. So no, it’s not mint. But much like Han Solo, it’s still got it where it counts. Inside the story, you’ll find: Han Solo, grieving, furious, reckless, and deeply committed to making questionable decisions at high speed. The Yuuzhan Vong, enemies so unpleasant they make Sith Lords look like mildly irritable yoga instructors. A New Republic that is, as usual, deeply confused, poorly coordinated, and one committee meeting away from complete collapse. Smugglers, criminals, and rogue operators freely admitting they’re better at saving the galaxy than its actual government. Space battles, sabotage, infiltration, betrayal, and at least one character muttering, “This was not in the mission briefing.” Inside this specific used paperback you may also discover: A cover showing mild warping, like it has attempted hyperspace travel while in someone’s jacket pocket. A spine creased more times than a veteran smuggler’s flight jacket. Pages that have shifted from “freshly printed white” to “Tatooine parchment beige,” perfect for a desert planet or just an older paperback. Possibly a faint smell of old bookshop mixed with the ghost of someone’s long-forgotten airport read. This is not a soft, contemplative space opera. This is grim, chaotic, galaxy-on-fire Star Wars, written at a time when “things can’t possibly get worse” was considered an exciting writing challenge. Luceno delivers political tension, personal pain, and large-scale destruction with such confidence you start to wonder whether he’s secretly in league with the Vong. Perfect for: Star Wars fans who know Han Solo is at his absolute peak when he’s mad and making everyone nervous. Readers who want their sci-fi drenched in conflict, moral compromise, and messy galactic politics. Anyone who loves a paperback with a bit of battle damage—because glossy perfect books don’t feel like they’ve fought in a war. Those who believe “used condition” just means “broken in by someone who also raced through the action at warp speed.” Is it pristine? Absolutely not. You’re shopping at Crappy Old Books, where we proudly offer books that look like they’ve survived an ion blast, a coffee spill, or both. What you are getting is a properly worn, fully readable copy of Agents of Chaos—a novel ready to jump into hyperspace and drag you with it into the messy, explosive heart of the New Jedi Order. Strap in. Han definitely won’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/364/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/star-wars-the-new-jedi-order-agent-of-chaos-2.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099410249 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-361 Instruments of Death by John Kelly (Designer) Kate Simkins (Editor) Instruments of Death (2007) John Kelly (Designer), Kate Simkins (Editor) — Dorling Kindersley Publishers Ltd ISBN: 9781405318372 Condition: Used (but mercifully unarmed) Behold: Instruments of Death, the cheerfully macabre Dorling Kindersley production that asks, “What if we made a beautifully illustrated book about all the ways humans have tried to bonk, skewer, batter, blast, and generally inconvenience each other throughout history?” Designed by John Kelly, edited by Kate Simkins, and now sold in gloriously Used condition by Crappy Old Books, this is basically a coffee-table catalogue of humanity’s least cuddly inventions. Inside this handsomely grim volume you’ll find the usual DK hallmarks: Razor-sharp photos laid out with suspiciously gleeful precision. Weapons shot in glossy close-up like they’re auditioning for a modelling contract. Diagrams and snippets of history that calmly explain that yes, someone really did think this was a good idea at the time. The unmistakable vibe of a museum gift shop book that decided to lean fully into “yikes, but educational.” You’ll tour the greatest hits of human hostility: swords that look far too decorative for what they were used for, axes designed by people with “overcompensation” energy, and various contraptions from history that basically say, “We had time, metal, and poor judgement.” It’s all safely confined to the page, of course—no batteries, ammo, or liability waivers required. Now, about this particular copy, as curated by Crappy Old Books. Condition: Used here means: The cover may show light scuffing, as though it’s been slid on and off a shelf by someone whispering “just one more look at the halberds.” The corners are a bit softened, in charming contrast to the very unsoft things illustrated inside. The spine has a dignified curve, suggesting repeated consultation by an enthusiast who says “fascinating” a lot and has strong opinions about armour. The pages themselves may display: Slightly mellowed edges, the paper equivalent of a veteran museum guide who’s seen things and just nods quietly now. The occasional faint thumbprint, likely from someone turning pages a bit too quickly when they got to the more dramatic contraptions. That satisfying, “broken-in reference book” feel where it opens easily and lies flat, as though already resigned to being your go-to source for “what on earth is that?” Despite the sinister subject matter, this is still textbook DK: clean layouts, tidy captions, and an overall tone of, “Yes, it’s horrifying, but we measured it and made a neat infographic, so it’s fine.” It’s history, not instruction manual. Ideal for: Armchair historians who enjoy their past with a side of “I’m glad I live now, actually.” Teenagers who were meant to be revising something sensible but got distracted by a page of medieval pointy things. Adults who maintain they’re “not really into weapons” yet mysteriously know the difference between a mace and a morning star. Anyone who believes the only thing better than a glossy DK book is a slightly scruffy DK book that’s already survived a previous life on someone else’s shelf. This is not a pristine, shrink-wrapped, display-only volume. This is Instruments of Death with character: a reference book that’s been opened, browsed, possibly shown to a bored relative who regretted asking, “What are you reading?” By choosing this Crappy Old Books copy, you’re adopting a visually lush, gently worn guide to the sharp, pointy and generally inadvisable parts of history—served in full colour, mildly scuffed, and 100% safe to handle without gloves, armour, or a legal briefing. It’s educational. It’s slightly unnerving. And it’s ready for its next peaceful posting on your bookshelf. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/361/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/instruments-of-death.gif 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dorling Kindersley Publishers Ltd 9781405318372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-357 Peter Sam by W Awdry Peter Sam (2005) by W. Awdry — Egmont Books Ltd ISBN: 9781405217156 Condition: Used (lightly steamed, well-travelled, structurally cheery) Offered with a toot of the world’s smallest whistle by Crappy Old Books All aboard for Peter Sam, the little engine who lives somewhere between “plucky optimism” and “oh no, not again.” In this charming instalment from the Railway Series universe, we follow the ever-earnest narrow-gauge engine whose entire personality could be summarised as: tries very hard, occasionally regrets it. Peter Sam just wants to be useful — a noble aspiration that, in Sodor terms, nearly guarantees misadventure. Expect: Enthusiastic attempts at doing the right thing, Accidents that definitely weren’t in the day’s timetable, And lessons in friendship, teamwork, and not assuming the troublesome trucks will behave just because you asked nicely. It’s classic Awdry: gentle chaos, innocent mistakes, and consequences soon smoothed over by kindness, elbow grease, and a manager with infinite patience. If only real public transport worked this way. This particular copy, gently rescued from the more rambunctious branch line of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show light scuffs, tiny dents, or the faint impression of having travelled in a child’s backpack full of biscuits. The spine could have a flexy wobble that says, “I’ve been opened repeatedly at bedtime and survived every single time.” The pages may be softly tanned, slightly thumbed, and radiating that wholesome, well-loved energy unique to books that have been read aloud with sound effects. Fear not: no missing illustrations, no mysteriously vanishing pages, and no smudged-out moral lessons. Just pure, slightly seasoned Sodor storytelling. Ideal for: Kids who love trains, Adults who love trains, Adults pretending the book is “for the kids” while knowing full well they’re here for the nostalgia, Anyone who understands that being a Really Useful Engine is basically unpaid emotional labour. Set this Used copy of Peter Sam on your shelf and watch people immediately smile in recognition — or quietly judge you, depending on how they feel about anthropomorphic locomotives. Take it home, read it with gusto, and let Peter Sam remind you that even when things derail a bit (literally or figuratively), a good attitude, a helpful friend, and a careful driver can get you back on track. Toot toot — your childhood is calling. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/357/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/peter-sam.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Egmont Books Ltd 9781405217156 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-355 Dead Reckoning by Patricia Hall Dead Reckoning (2003) by Patricia Hall Allison & Busby / ISBN: 0749006749 / Condition: Used (with mileage and opinions) If you’ve ever wanted a crime novel that feels like it’s been around the block, seen some things, and formed a few harsh judgements about humanity along the way, this gently battered copy of Dead Reckoning is absolutely your level. Patricia Hall delivers a thoughtful, quietly sharp crime story—and Crappy Old Books delivers a copy that’s just as world-weary as the characters inside. This is not some shiny, soulless reprint that’s never been opened. Oh no. This is a used paperback, which means: The cover may be a bit scuffed, like it’s survived several commute crimes of its own. The spine might be creased at the exact moment where everything starts to go horribly wrong. The pages have matured from blinding white to that sophisticated “tea-stained but still respectable” shade that only time and mild neglect can produce. Inside the story, you’ll find the usual suspects: A determined investigator who probably hasn’t had a full night’s sleep since dial-up internet. People who are definitely hiding something but pretending they absolutely aren’t. A community where everyone knows everyone else’s business, yet somehow nobody saw anything the night it really mattered. Enough secrets, lies, and quiet resentments to power several series of British television drama. This copy, however, brings something extra: pure, unfiltered Crappy Old Books authenticity. Slightly softened corners? That’s “reader patina.” A faint ripple in a few pages? That’s “atmospheric texture,” possibly caused by being read during a tense chapter in a slightly steamy bathroom. A previous owner’s name lightly pencilled inside the front cover? Consider it a witness statement. Perfect for: Readers who like their crime fiction thoughtful rather than shouty. People who appreciate a bit of grit, both in the story and in the physical book. Anyone who collects used paperbacks the way detectives collect bad coffee and unresolved trauma. No, it’s not mint. If you wanted mint, you wouldn’t be shopping somewhere called Crappy Old Books. What you’re getting instead is a properly lived-in crime novel that’s ready for another round of interrogation—this time by you. Take this copy home, add it to that slightly chaotic “I’ll get to these soon” pile, and let Dead Reckoning remind you that in crime, as in second-hand retail, nothing is ever quite as clean as it looks. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/355/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/dead-reckoning.gif 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Allison & Busby 9780749006747 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-352 First Time by Lara Harte First Time (2000) by Lara Harte (Phoenix) ISBN: 0753810468 Condition: Used (slightly experienced, still emotionally dangerous) as sold by Crappy Old Books First Time is not just about one first time. It is about a whole chaotic avalanche of them: first love, first heartbreak, first big mistake, first terrible haircut you swore you would “grow into,” and the first moment you realise that adulthood has arrived without instructions, a warranty, or a return policy. Lara Harte dives into that awkward, hopeful, occasionally mortifying territory where people are trying to work out who they are, who they want, and why real life never quite matches the rehearsals they’ve run in their heads. Expect bad decisions made with absolute conviction, conversations that go sideways, friendships that wobble, and the creeping suspicion that everyone else got a secret briefing on how to be a functioning human. This is the emotional terrain of the first serious everything: the first time you tell someone the truth and immediately regret it, the first time you lie and wish you had been braver, the first time you look back at your own behaviour and think, “Ah. Yes. That was… a choice.” It is messy, funny, slightly painful and uncomfortably recognisable. If you have ever replayed a conversation in your head for three days, this book is spiritually about you. Your particular copy has made its way here via Crappy Old Books, the natural habitat of paperbacks that have already seen some things. You should anticipate: A cover with light rubbing and perhaps a faint crease or two, as if someone once shoved it into a bag in a hurry, on the way to an awkward rendezvous they were not sure about. A spine with a few honest reading lines, proof that at least one person ignored sensible bedtime in favour of finding out exactly how bad that decision was going to be. Corners that are gently softened, like the memory of a first crush: still vivid, but no longer actively painful. Inside, all the emotional car crashes and small triumphs remain intact. The pages still deliver every wince, every “oh no, don’t say that,” every moment of quiet courage where someone does the hard thing instead of the easy one. The paper may have tanned slightly with age, but the feelings are fresh as ever. The only thing missing is perhaps the ghost of a previous reader’s sigh as they recognised themselves a little too clearly. Buying First Time in Used condition from Crappy Old Books is, frankly, thematically perfect. You are reading about life’s earliest disasters and attempts at grace in a book that is itself on at least its second go-round. Somebody else has already taken this journey, survived, and passed it on. Think of it as a hand-me-down rite of passage in paperback form. Perfect for readers who like their coming-of-age stories more honest than glamorous remember their own first times (all of them) with a mixture of nostalgia and second-hand embarrassment secretly enjoy shouting “no, no, do not text them back” at fictional characters and then watching them do it anyway Adopt this Used copy of First Time and give it another shot at your shelf. The outside may be a little worn, but the inside is still full of feelings, bad timing and tiny, hard-won victories – just like real life, only with fewer group chats and more turning of actual pages. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/352/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/first-time.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Phoenix 9780753810460 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-349 Midshipmans Hope by David Feintuch, Midshipman’s Hope (1996) by David Feintuch Orbit / ISBN: 1857234340 / Condition: Used (battle-tested, like its hero) Welcome to Midshipman’s Hope, the book where the age of sail collides with the age of space, and the universe decides to see how much misery and responsibility one anxious teenager can handle before he snaps. David Feintuch launches young Nicholas Seafort into a strict, navy-in-space future where discipline is absolute, adults are frequently useless, and hope is something you cling to between inspections. This particular copy sails to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, which means it has definitely seen some action. Not “alien boarding party” action, more “read on a bus next to someone loudly chewing crisps” action—but still. Campaign-hardened. Inside the story, you’ll find: A painfully earnest midshipman who just wanted to serve with honour and somehow ends up responsible for everything because the universe is a troll. A starship run like an 18th-century warship, but with more vacuum and fewer actual ropes. Command structures, regulations, and enough classically stern officers to populate three seasons of grim naval drama. Disaster, tragedy, moral dilemmas, and the creeping realisation that being “the responsible one” is vastly overrated. Inside this used copy, supplied by the famously perfection-averse Crappy Old Books, you may find: A gently creased spine that screams, “Someone could not stop reading at that bit.” Corners softened by time, travel, and at least one collision with the bottom of a rucksack. Pages that have aged into that dignified pale gold shade—less “brand new print run,” more “logbook of a ship that’s been out too long.” The faint, intangible aura of a previous reader whispering, “Nick, mate, you deserved better.” This is not sleek, untouched, mint-condition space opera. This is lived-in space opera. The kind of book that’s been read late at night by someone thinking, “I’ll just finish this chapter,” and then meeting dawn with a thousand-yard stare and a new favourite tragic fictional officer. Perfect for: Fans of military SF who like their starships run with naval formality and their protagonists slightly traumatised by duty. Readers who enjoy watching a young character being handed way too much authority and then somehow, against all odds, coping. Mostly. People who firmly believe a good paperback should arrive with a few cosmetic scars—like a ship that’s survived its shakedown cruise. Anyone who has looked at their own life and thought, “Well, at least I’m not in charge of a starship full of people depending on me not to mess up.” Is this copy pristine? Absolutely not. You’re buying from Crappy Old Books, where “near mint” is a myth and “used” is a badge of honour. What you’re getting is a solid, slightly scuffed, thoroughly readable veteran of a book—ready to go back into service on your shelf, your bedside table, or that growing pile of “I swear I am going to read these.” Take this used copy of Midshipman’s Hope. Sign on, report for duty, and prepare to experience the thrilling, exhausting truth: in deep space, no one can hear you say, “I did not sign up for this level of responsibility.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/349/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/midshipmans-hope.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9781857234343 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-347 Tryst by Michael Dibdin Tryst (1999) Michael Dibdin — Faber & Faber ISBN: 0571142214 Condition: Used (emotionally ambiguous, like everyone in the story) Welcome to Tryst, Michael Dibdin’s sly, unsettling, psychologically twisty little novel — the kind of book where you finish a chapter and briefly wonder whether you should trust any human being ever again, including yourself. It’s literary, it’s eerie, it’s deeply suggestive in a way that never quite spells anything out, and it absolutely thrives in the deliciously imperfect Used condition provided by Crappy Old Books. This is not Dibdin’s famous detective work. Oh no. This is Dibdin wandering off the crime-fiction path, looking you dead in the eye, and saying: “Let’s explore the darker corners of desire and obsession, shall we?” Inside these slightly scuffed pages, you’ll encounter: A narrator who is either intensely perceptive or deeply mistaken — possibly both before breakfast. A mysterious woman whose presence generates equal parts fascination, dread, and “this is absolutely not going to end well.” A relationship — if one can call it that — unfolding with the graceful inevitability of a slow-motion car crash narrated by someone quoting poetry. Atmosphere so thick you could spread it on toast, preferably on a foggy morning while staring out of a window and questioning your life choices. This is the kind of novel where: Every conversation feels like a confession disguised as a riddle. Every silence is doing at least three layers of emotional heavy lifting. Every setting is slightly uncanny, as if the furniture might be quietly judging everyone involved. You’re never entirely sure what’s real, but you are sure something is very wrong, and you can’t look away. Now, about this particular copy — the one rescued and rehomed by Crappy Old Books. Condition: Used means: A cover with light rubs and creases, lending it that perfect noir-ish patina of “I, too, have lived through questionable romantic entanglements.” A spine with reading lines that prove at least one previous owner raced through the story muttering, “What is happening? Are they okay? Is anyone okay?” Pages lightly aged to a delicate shade of psychological-drama beige — a hue that pairs nicely with existential uncertainty. You might also encounter: Corners that have softened, like the kind of emotional boundaries the characters should have maintained but very much did not. A faint hint of previous-reader tension embedded in the paper fibres. Margins entirely clear of notes, because who dares annotate a Dibdin novel when they’re not even sure they understand what just happened? This is not pristine. This is seasoned. This is a book that looks like it has been read in a dimly lit room, late at night, by someone who occasionally paused to stare into the darkness and whisper, “…huh.” Perfect for: Dibdin fans curious about his non-detective mischief. Readers who enjoy fiction that feels like a psychological puzzle with one missing piece — on purpose. People who believe a slightly worn copy adds authenticity to stories about messy human desire. Anyone craving a novel you’ll want to discuss with someone immediately after finishing — except that now you’re not sure you can trust them. Adopt this Crappy Old Books veteran and prepare for a brief, intense, disorienting journey into the human psyche, packaged inside gently worn paper that has seen things. If you like your fiction moody, ambiguous, and quietly unnerving, Tryst is waiting — crease-spined, faintly foxed, and very much ready to mess with your head. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/347/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-tryst.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Faber & Faber 9780571142217 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-345 Breakdowns by Scott Ciencin Keith RA DeCandido Kevin Dilmore Heather Jarman Dayton Ward Breakdowns (2005) Scott Ciencin, Keith R.A. DeCandido, Kevin Dilmore, Heather Jarman, Dayton Ward Pocket Books / ISBN: 1416503269 / Condition: Used (systems failing, story core intact) Welcome to Breakdowns, a Star Trek: S.C.E. (Starfleet Corps of Engineers) omnibus in which the galaxy’s premier fixer-upper squad rushes around space tightening bolts on the universe while everything—ships, stations, people, plans—cheerfully falls apart. Think: interstellar IT support meets emergency call-out engineers, except with more warp cores and fewer polite helpdesk emails. This particular copy staggered into Crappy Old Books after one or more previous tours of duty, which means it is gloriously, unapologetically Used. Not “collector mint.” More “has been read during lunch breaks, on trains, and at least once while someone was meant to be working.” Inside, you’re getting multiple adventures from a whole crew of authors and characters, including: Hyper-competent engineers desperately trying to prevent catastrophic systems failure while the universe loudly insists on a full reboot. Captains who call S.C.E. in only after pressing all the buttons marked “temporary workaround” and “ignore warning.” Alien tech that absolutely does not come with documentation, yet somehow still gets plugged into the main power grid. The ongoing proof that in Starfleet, engineers are basically the difference between “noble crew exploring the stars” and “spontaneous debris field.” Inside this copy, lovingly retailed by Crappy Old Books, you may also find: A creased spine, like a stress fracture acquired during multiple high-tension away missions (or just years of being opened a lot). Corners that are slightly blunted, as though the book has bounced around in the bottom of a rucksack with keys, receipts, and a half-melted chocolate bar. Pages that have mellowed from shiny fresh white to a dignified “starship-operations-manual beige,” giving it that authentic “issued long before Stardate whatever” feel. A faint sense that at least one previous reader muttered “reroute power to the plot” under their breath at some point. This is not austere, chin-stroking sci-fi. This is problem-of-the-week, fix-it-with-a-spanner-and-technobabble storytelling: If something can explode, overload, short-out, or phase out of normal space, it probably will. If a solution involves improvising with parts that definitely weren’t designed for that, someone on the S.C.E. team will try it anyway. And if a situation appears calm, that simply means the proximity alarms haven’t caught up yet. Perfect for: Star Trek fans who secretly know the real heroes are the engineers keeping the pretty ships in one piece. Readers who like brisk, pulpy, episodic adventures stacked back-to-back in one satisfyingly chunky volume. Anyone who’s ever worked in tech support and felt, deep in their soul, that they belong in Starfleet. People who prefer their paperbacks slightly scuffed, as if they’ve already been through at least one temporal anomaly and a coffee spill. Is this copy mint? Absolutely not. You’re shopping at Crappy Old Books, where “mint condition” is treated with the same suspicion as experimental alien hardware plugged into a perfectly good warp core. What you are getting is a battle-tested, comfortably worn, fully readable omnibus of Starfleet calamities and clever fixes—ready to be deployed to your sofa, your bedside table, or your “I’ll totally just read one more section” reading nook. Adopt this used copy of Breakdowns. Let the Starfleet Corps of Engineers reassure you that whatever breakdowns you’re dealing with—printer, Wi-Fi, life—they could be worse. You could be doing repairs outside a starship. In hard vacuum. On a deadline. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/345/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/star-trek-sce-book-7-beakdowns.jpg 4.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9781416503262 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-344 Q-Strike by Greg Cox Q-Strike (1998) by Greg Cox (Star Trek) ISBN: 0671019228 Condition: Used (cosmically meddled with) as sold by Crappy Old Books In the grand tradition of Star Trek stories where the universe itself is basically a playground for one smug omnipotent being, Q-Strike asks a simple question. What if Q got bored and decided to make things even worse than usual. The answer, naturally, is chaos, smug commentary, and Starfleet officers developing new and exciting levels of tension in their shoulders. Greg Cox takes everyone’s favourite cosmic nuisance and lets him off the leash in a multi-Q extravaganza. One Q is bad enough. Several Qs, all with opinions, grudges, and zero sense of proportion, is exactly the sort of problem that makes captains rethink their life choices. Expect reality bending, civilisations wobbling, and the general sense that the cosmos is being run by beings who treat cause and effect as vague suggestions. This particular copy arrives courtesy of Crappy Old Books, which means it has already survived at least one timeline. The cover may show light shelf wear, the odd scuff, or the gentle fading that says it has spent some time contemplating existence on a windowsill. The spine is probably creased in a few places, indicating a previous reader reached one of Q’s grand pronouncements, muttered oh come on, and kept going anyway. Corners might be a little rounded, as though they have brushed up against alternate realities and one too many backpacks. Inside, however, the words remain perfectly serviceable and all the Q-related torment is intact. The pages still deliver every reality-twisting moment, every dry one-liner, and every instance of a Starfleet officer trying desperately to negotiate with someone who could turn them into a houseplant for fun. No chapters are missing, no plot holes are due to lost pages, and the dialogue remains as sharp as Q’s dress sense. Buying Q-Strike Used from Crappy Old Books comes with some very on-brand irony. You are reading about beings who can snap their fingers and conjure anything, in a book that is gloriously non-conjured and very much second-hand. The Q Continuum may have infinite resources, but you are out here supporting the economy by adopting slightly worn paperbacks. Honestly, that is probably the most rebellious thing you can do in a universe run by omnipotent tricksters. Perfect for Star Trek fans who enjoy: – Watching Q annoy authority figures across multiple starships and timelines – Plots where reality itself needs a safety briefing – That sweet spot between cosmic scale disaster and pure character-driven snark Adopt this Used copy of Q-Strike and give it a new shelf to lurk on. The cover may be a bit worn, but the mischief inside is still operating at full power, and Q would almost certainly approve of a book that refuses to leave the stage quietly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/344/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-continuum-q-strike.jpg 1.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9780671019228 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-343 Titan Book One Taking Wing by Michael A Martin and Andy Mangels Titan Book One: Taking Wing (2005) — Michael A. Martin & Andy Mangels ISBN: 0743496272 Condition: Used (lovingly pre-worn) — as sold by Crappy Old Books Boldly going where quite a few Star Trek novels have gone before, Taking Wing launches the Titan series with all the pomp, circumstance, and diplomatic headaches you’d expect when Captain William T. Riker finally gets his own starship—and realises command involves far fewer trombone solos and far more interstellar HR management. This first instalment takes the reader on a journey of tense negotiations, post-Nemesis political fallout, and the sort of Federation-level admin that makes you deeply grateful you’re not in charge of anything more complicated than a kettle. Inside these pages (slightly yellowed, in our case), you will find a proud tradition of sci-fi space diplomacy, deeply alien aliens, and the occasional moment where someone tries very hard not to get vaporised. The USS Titan sets off to give the fractured Romulan Star Empire a good talking-to, while Riker juggles a crew packed with enough species, philosophies, and interpersonal baggage to make the average counsellor hide under a desk. Deanna Troi bravely endures her new role as Starfleet’s most patient empath, while the rest of the crew try not to cause an interstellar incident before chapter five. This copy, sourced from Crappy Old Books—a proud establishment where “mint condition” is a fable told to frighten the interns—has all the charm of a volume that has been previously loved, possibly argued with, and very likely dropped behind a radiator once. Expect pages intact, words still in the correct order, and that unmistakable aroma of “vintage tree”. Corners may be bent; spirits will not be. Perfect for collectors of Star Trek lore, fans of gloriously over-complicated galactic politics, and anyone who enjoys the strange comfort of knowing even in the 24th century, nothing ever goes according to plan. Strap in, set phasers to “optimistic”, and prepare to watch Riker and crew take wing… preferably without clipping anything important on the way out of spacedock. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/343/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/star-trek-titan-taking-wing.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9780743496278 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-342 Star Trek The Next Generation Q and A by Keith RA DeCandido Star Trek: The Next Generation – Q & A (2007) by Keith R.A. DeCandido Star Trek / ISBN: 1416527419 / Condition: Used (omnipotently handled) Step into Q & A, the novel in which Starfleet’s most dignified bald philosopher–captain is once again tormented by an immortal chaos gremlin in a judge’s robe. Keith R.A. DeCandido takes everyone’s favourite omnipotent nuisance, Q, and gives him exactly what he wants: centre stage, maximum mischief, and yet another opportunity to remind Jean-Luc Picard that humans are charming but fundamentally ridiculous. This particular copy materialised at Crappy Old Books, having clearly travelled through time, space, and at least two second-hand shops. It bears the sort of minor wear you’d expect from a book that’s probably been read on public transport by someone silently mouthing “Oh, Q, not again.” Inside the story, you’ll find: Captain Picard trying to maintain dignity while the universe, personified as Q, refuses to let him. The Enterprise crew doing their level best to be professional while reality gets poked, prodded, and occasionally folded into funny shapes. Q, who treats existence like an improv stage and Starfleet like his favourite unwilling audience. Big questions about destiny, free will, and whether it’s technically harassment if the perpetrator is a godlike being with a flair for the dramatic. Inside this used copy, courtesy of the Federation-adjacent warehouse that is Crappy Old Books, you may encounter: A gently creased spine, as if a previous reader gripped the book slightly too hard during one of Q’s more flamboyant interruptions. Softened corners that suggest at least one away mission into backpacks, bedside tables, and waiting rooms. Pages that have begun the noble transition from “starship bridge white” to “slightly replicator-warmed parchment.” The faint psychic impression of a reader thinking, “You know what, Q kind of has a point,” and then immediately hating themselves for it. This isn’t some mint-condition, sealed-in-a-stasis-field collectible. This is a lived-in Star Trek paperback, the sort that has already been read by someone who absolutely has Opinions about the Prime Directive and a ranking of all captains in a spreadsheet somewhere. Perfect for: Trekkies who think TNG reached its true peak every time Q snapped his fingers and ruined Picard’s day. Readers who enjoy cosmic-scale shenanigans leavened with sarcasm, philosophy, and mild workplace suffering on the Enterprise-D. People who prefer their sci-fi questions existential, and their answers delivered by a smug omnipotent weirdo in terrific costumes. Anyone who believes that a slightly scuffed paperback is vastly more authentic than something that looks like it’s never left its plastic sleeve. Is this copy flawless? Don’t be ridiculous—that would be Q’s job, and even he can’t resist messing things up for fun. You’re buying from Crappy Old Books, where “used” is basically a quality assurance label meaning “someone else already confirmed this was worth reading.” Take this used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation – Q & A aboard your own personal starship (bed, sofa, overstuffed armchair) and prepare for metaphysical questions, temporal nonsense, and one very tired captain wondering why, out of all the sentient life in the universe, he had to be the one Q likes. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/342/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/star-trek-the-next-generation-q-and-a.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9781416527411 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-341 Star Trek Titan Sword of Damocles by Geoffrey Thorne Star Trek Titan: Sword of Damocles (2007) by Geoffrey Thorne (Star Trek) ISBN: 1416526943 Condition: Used (lightly battered by subspace anomalies) as sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome aboard the USS Titan, where Captain William T. Riker has finally achieved his dream command and discovered that it mostly consists of flying directly into situations marked “absolutely do not enter” in very small print. Sword of Damocles picks up with the Titan crew doing what they do best: boldly going into uncharted space, making first contact with things that probably should have remained hypothetical, and hoping nobody presses the wrong button on the experimental tech. Geoffrey Thorne takes the already weird, diverse, slightly traumatised crew of the Titan and drops them into a reality-warping nightmare where time, causality and probability all form a support group and then abandon them. There are strange phenomena. There are consequences. There are moments when even seasoned Starfleet officers must be thinking, “I did not sign up for this level of cosmic nonsense.” Riker has to captain his way through an impossible situation while pretending he is totally fine and absolutely not improvising wildly. This particular copy floats to you via Crappy Old Books, a proud institution where starships are pristine only in fiction and paperbacks display honest signs of service. You should expect: A cover with light wear and maybe a small crease or two, as though it has survived multiple away missions inside backpacks, messenger bags and the occasional bedside stack. A spine sporting a few dignified reading creases, indicating at least one previous reader hit the “what just happened” chapters and refused to stop until something exploded or was resolved. Corners gently rounded, like a shuttlecraft that has docked a little too enthusiastically one time too many. Inside, the story is fully operational: all pages present, all plotlines intact, all temporal confusion neatly contained to the narrative rather than your pagination. The wild science, the alien cultures, the ethical dilemmas and the “we might not make it back from this” tension are all exactly where the author left them. At most, you might find a page that naturally falls open at a particularly stressful moment where the previous owner paused to process their feelings about certain characters’ survival prospects. Buying Sword of Damocles in Used condition from Crappy Old Books is also thematically perfect. You are reading about a crew living under a metaphorical sword, in a book that has clearly already dodged a few hazards itself. New copies are for people who think Starfleet regulations always work. This one has lived, much like its characters. Ideal for readers who Enjoy Star Trek stories where the ship is very far from home and even further from anything resembling a comfort zone Like their science fiction with plenty of philosophy, a side of existential dread, and crew banter to soften the blow Appreciate Riker in full “responsible adult” mode, while the universe tries its best to make that impossible Adopt this Used copy of Star Trek Titan: Sword of Damocles and give it a new berth on your shelf. The exterior may be slightly scuffed from previous encounters with the real world, but the mission logs inside are still fresh, tense and gloriously strange. Engage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/341/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sword-of-damocles.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9781416526940 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-340 The Genesis wave by John Vornholt Star Trek: The Next Generation – The Genesis Wave (2003) by John Vornholt Pocket / ISBN: 0743463838 / Condition: Used (partially terraformed) Behold The Genesis Wave, the Next Generation novel where Starfleet rediscovers the one truth of the universe: if something can rewrite entire planets at the molecular level, maybe don’t leave it lying around where people can get at it. The legendary Genesis tech from the movies makes a comeback, except this time it’s not confined to one doomed test site—it’s out there, enthusiastically overachieving on a galactic scale. This particular copy has bravely survived its own small apocalypse at Crappy Old Books, which means it’s already been through at least one reader, one bookshelf collapse, and possibly one unfortunate encounter with a cup of tea. It is, therefore, Used—or in in-universe terms, “subjected to minor structural damage, still fully functional.” Inside the story, you’ll find: Planets being aggressively “improved” by runaway Genesis effects, like extreme home makeover but for biospheres and with significantly more screaming. The Enterprise crew attempting to stop a wave of reality-altering chaos with their usual toolkit of diplomacy, technobabble, and exasperated sighing. Starfleet types realising, once again, that maybe resurrecting galaxy-shaking superweapons is not strictly best practice. Moral debates about science, godlike power, and whether “Oops, it terraformed everything” is a valid engineering outcome. Inside this used copy, delivered with proudly low expectations by Crappy Old Books, you may also encounter: A creased spine, like a tectonic fault line marking the exact chapter where things really started going wrong for an entire star system. Corners that are a little softened, as if the book itself has been gently eroded by a low-level Genesis field of backpacks, bus journeys, and bedside tables. Pages that have evolved from pure printer white to classy “starship-operations-manual beige,” giving it that authentic, slightly aged Federation-document vibe. Possibly a faint ripple or thumb-mark on a particularly tense page—call it “reader-induced subspace disturbance.” This is not a soft, introspective little meditation. This is full-on Star Trek disaster mode: Big science. Bigger consequences. At least one scene where Geordi, Data, or some other poor engineer has to explain, in detail, why this is all a catastrophically bad idea right now. Someone in authority saying “We don’t have a choice” while absolutely having several choices, all of them terrible. Perfect for: Trekkies who love it when the legacy tech from the movies comes back to cause fresh, horrifying problems. Readers who enjoy watching entire worlds get rewritten while Picard and friends try to maintain a calm meeting schedule. People who firmly believe that if something can alter matter on a planetary scale, it will inevitably be weaponised, stolen, or switched on by someone who hasn’t read the manual. Fans of paperbacks that look like they’ve already survived one Genesis event and are cautiously willing to risk another. Is this copy mint? Absolutely not. You’re shopping at Crappy Old Books, where “mint condition” is treated with the same suspicion as a mysterious prototype labeled “totally safe, probably.” What you’re getting instead is a comfortably scuffed, fully readable veteran of at least one previous mission. Adopt this used copy of The Genesis Wave. Park it on your shelf in the “Things That Definitely Should Have Stayed In The Lab” section, and enjoy a front-row seat as the Enterprise races a runaway miracle science project that never learned the meaning of the word “enough.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/340/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-genesis-wave-book-three.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9780743463836 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-337 Oblivion by Michael Jan Friedman Oblivion (2003) by Michael Jan Friedman Pocket Books / ISBN: 0743448545 / Condition: Used (memories faded, pages intact) This is Oblivion, the kind of science-fiction tie-in where people, ships or realities (perhaps all three, on a bad day) flirt with the idea of being completely erased—and yet the book itself has stubbornly refused to disappear, surviving long enough to end up on the gloriously unglamorous shelves of Crappy Old Books. Plotwise, you’re in that comforting Friedman zone: The crew are in trouble. The universe is being unhelpful. Reality is… flexible. Someone is going to say “We’re running out of time” at least once, and they’ll be right. It’s classic licensed-universe drama: strange phenomena, dangerous missions, strained friendships, and the looming threat that none of this might have happened at all if oblivion gets its way. You know, light reading. Now, about this particular copy—because at Crappy Old Books, Condition: Used is both a warning and a love language: The cover may show gentle scuffing, as though it’s already survived one tour of duty in a backpack, a bedside stack, and possibly a bathroom shelf it never talks about. The spine carries those elegant little white stress lines—the paperback equivalent of frown wrinkles—that say: “Someone actually read this, more than once, and probably during a commute.” The pages have eased from “fresh print-run white” to that warm “slightly time-tinted cream” that makes every book feel 20% more serious and 30% more atmospheric. There might be a faint, suspiciously thumb-shaped smudge at a tense moment in the story, a tiny fossil of someone else’s “oh no…” This is not a sterile, shrink-wrapped collectible. This is an experienced paperback, the kind that’s already sat through at least one long afternoon while somebody muttered things like “they’re not really going to do that… are they?” Expect: Characters wrestling with cosmic stakes while also quietly wrestling with their own issues. Big, dramatic SF set-pieces just begging to be story-boarded. The omnipresent possibility that everything could be wiped away—memories, histories, whole timelines—while you, the reader, cling to your slightly bent copy like a talisman against narrative annihilation. Perfect for: Fans of Star Trek/space-opera tie-ins who live for “we’re losing them” and “hold it together!” moments. Readers who understand that the real measure of a good paperback is how many creases the spine can take before it gives up. Anyone who finds something faintly comforting about stories where oblivion is trying to erase everything… but fails, because the heroes are too stubborn to stop existing. People who prefer their books a little lived-in, the way starships are always a little scuffed when they’re actually doing anything interesting. Is this copy mint? Absolutely not. If you wanted mint, you wouldn’t be browsing a place proudly named Crappy Old Books; you’d be on a collector forum arguing about microscopic corner dings. What you’re getting instead is a pleasantly worn, fully readable veteran of the paperback frontier—ready to go one more round against cosmic nothingness from the relative safety of your sofa. Adopt this used copy of Oblivion. Add it to the “Escaping My Own Problems via Other People’s Catastrophic Ones” section of your shelf, and enjoy a story where the universe might forget everything— but at least your book remembers exactly where you left off. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/337/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/stargazer-oblivion.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743448543 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-336 Spirit Walk by Christie Golden Spirit Walk (2004) by Christie Golden — Star Trek ISBN: 0743492579 Condition: Used (cosmically scuffed, spiritually intact, warp-capable) Offered with a slightly haunted tricorder reading by Crappy Old Books Some Star Trek stories are about sleek starships, clean uniforms, and crisp orders. Spirit Walk is about what happens when you add feelings, visions, and ancient mysteries to all that… and then shake vigorously. Christie Golden takes the Star Trek universe — all logic, tech, and nicely labelled control panels — and threads it with things that don’t fit neatly on a diagnostic display. Think: Spiritual detours that would make a Vulcan blink twice, Intuition and prophecy doing hand-to-hand combat with protocol, And the uncomfortable realisation that not every problem can be solved by “recalibrating the sensors” and looking intense. Expect crewmates dealing with ghosts from the past (sometimes metaphorical, sometimes worryingly not), strange cultures with stranger beliefs, and that very Star Trek problem of trying to respect local tradition while also not getting spectacularly killed by it. The result: a story where science keeps checking the readings, and the universe quietly replies, “Yeah, about that…” This particular copy, retrieved from the darker, more mysterious corners of the Crappy Old Books quadrant, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show minor edge wear and scuffing, like it’s been through a few atmospheric entries, or at least a couple of overstuffed bags. The spine likely bears a heroic crease or two — chronicle of nights when somebody muttered “just one more chapter” and ignored the concept of sleep cycles. The pages may be gently tanned and slightly softened at the edges, radiating the calm authority of a paperback that has already survived at least one full journey through space, time, and weird spiritual business. But fear not: the text is complete, the plot remains fully functional, and no pages have been stranded in another dimension. Just honest, slightly lived-in, warp-ready Star Trek goodness. Ideal for: Voyager-era fans who like their Trek with a side of mysticism, Readers who enjoy watching Starfleet officers try to keep a straight face while reality gets… metaphysical, Anyone who wants sci-fi that isn’t afraid to ask whether your soul, your culture, and your subconscious mind got left behind at the last wormhole. Put this Used copy of Spirit Walk on your shelf and gain instant “I’m into the deeper Trek novels” credibility. Read it in public and let strangers assume you’re communing with something far beyond their streaming queue. Take it home, fire up your imagination, and let Christie Golden escort you to that awkward, fascinating crossroads where tricorders meet tradition, starships meet spirits, and the universe once again proves that “strange new worlds” sometimes means “strange new ways of being very confused.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/336/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/star-trek-voyager-spirit-walk-book-two.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9780743492577 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-335 A Time to Die by John Vornholt A Time to Die (2004) by John Vornholt — Star Trek ISBN: 0743467663 Condition: Used (lightly battered, narratively lethal, still at warp) Offered with a dramatic musical sting by Crappy Old Books There’s a time to explore strange new worlds, a time to seek out new life and new civilisations, and, according to this book, very specifically A Time to Die. Comforting, isn’t it? In this Star Trek adventure, John Vornholt takes the crew you know and love (and would very much prefer to keep alive) and drops them into a situation where mortality is not just an abstract concept, but a recurring topic. Expect high stakes, looming peril, and at least one moment where someone announces the odds in a way that really does not help. Inside these pages you’ll find: Space crises that absolutely are not covered in standard Starfleet onboarding, Moral dilemmas where the choices range from “bad” to “oh no, that’s worse,” And the sort of time-sensitive drama where every conversation seems to end with, “We may not all make it out of this.” You know. Relaxing. This particular copy, boldly retrieved from the outer shelves by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show minor scuffs and edge wear, like it’s survived multiple away missions to backpacks, bedside tables, and maybe a slightly damp windowsill. The spine likely bears one or more heroic creases — clear evidence that someone powered through “just one more chapter” several times in a row. The pages may be gently tanned and slightly softened at the corners, radiating that “veteran paperback” energy: it’s seen things, it’s been places, and it’s still in one piece. Mostly like the crew. Mostly. Despite its cosmetic quirks, the story is fully intact: no missing chapters, no pages lost to mysterious anomalies, no plot holes created by actual holes. Just old-school Trek storytelling printed on honest, slightly aged paper. Perfect for: Star Trek fans who like their optimism tempered with “please don’t kill my favourites.” Readers who enjoy ethical quandaries spiced with phasers, starships, and the occasional temporal complication. Anyone who wants a compact, pulpy, comfortingly familiar sci-fi read that doesn’t require a streaming subscription or a recap video. Set it on your shelf and instantly look more interesting. Read it on public transport and let strangers assume you’re deeply absorbed in galactic-scale life-and-death decisions instead of just avoiding eye contact. Adopt this Used copy of A Time to Die, and let it take you somewhere dangerous, dramatic, and safely fictional — the best kind of peril. Red shirt optional. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/335/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-time-to-die.jpg 2.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9780743467667 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-334 A time to love by Robert Greenberger A Time To Love (2004) by Robert Greenberger — Pocket Books ISBN: 0743462858 Condition: Used (slightly dented, highly emotional, structurally fine) Offered with a meaningful, overlong pause by Crappy Old Books There’s a time to work, a time to worry, a time to make terrible life choices… and, according to this book, A Time To Love. Robert Greenberger takes that most dangerous of all human activities — caring about other people — and drops it right into the middle of big decisions, messy loyalties, and the sort of moments where the universe (or at least the plot) seems to say, “Right. Now. Feel something.” This is not a soft-focus, hearts-and-flowers kind of love story. This is love while everything else is happening. Love when your priorities are already stacked five deep. Love when circumstances are inconvenient, timing is awful, and life is very much not waiting for you to sort your feelings out. In these pages, love bumps shoulders with duty, responsibility, danger, and the nagging suspicion that your personal happiness may not be top of the agenda. Inside you’ll find: Characters who have important, serious things to do and are extremely annoyed to discover they also have feelings. Choices that look simple until you actually have to live with them. Moments where people finally say what they mean… usually three chapters later than they should have. In short: it’s about that specific, chaotic overlap where plot and heart collide. This particular copy, gently rescued from narrative limbo by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. By which we mean: The cover may show light scuffs, edge wear, and the faint suggestion it has ridden in a bag, sat on a train seat, or been abandoned briefly on a kitchen table under a pile of post. The spine likely has a crease or two — pale battle scars from previous “just one more chapter before I sleep” evenings. The pages may be softly tanned, slightly curved, and radiating the calm of a paperback that knows it has survived at least one previous reader’s emotional journey. Cosmetically, it’s not fresh out of the box. Emotionally, it’s still fully loaded. If you: Enjoy stories where the heart and the head are not on speaking terms, Prefer your character development with a side of regret, hope, and “oh no, they’re actually doing this,” Or simply want a compact paperback that reminds you life is never just about one thing at a time… …then this Used copy of A Time To Love is ready to move in and sit slightly askew on your shelf. Take it home, give it a bookmark, and let it drag you through that familiar, unsettling, oddly satisfying territory where love refuses to check the schedule before turning up. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/334/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-time-to-love.gif 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743462853 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-332 Well of souls by Ilsa J Bick Well of Souls (2003) by Ilsa J. Bick — Pocket Books ISBN: 0743463757 Condition: Used (spiritually rattled, physically intact, shields at about 81%) Offered with a slightly uneasy tricorder reading by Crappy Old Books Some Star Trek stories are about fixing the engines. Well of Souls is about what happens when the thing that really needs fixing is… people. Or history. Or reality. Or possibly all three, at once, while the universe watches with interest. In this deeply unsettling slice of Trek, Ilsa J. Bick takes the comforting idea of a “mission” and replaces it with the much less comforting idea of a reckoning. Expect: Past choices bubbling up like something unpleasant in a malfunctioning plasma conduit, Cultures and individuals carrying more ghosts than their bios would admit, And that classic Star Trek dilemma: how do you help without breaking everything even more? The “Well of Souls” is not a relaxing spa facility. It’s the kind of metaphorical (and possibly literal) place where secrets, trauma, and unfinished business gather to glower at you until you deal with them. The result is a story that dives headfirst into memory, identity, and the consequences of things you thought were safely buried under several layers of denial. This particular copy, carefully fished out of the more haunted region of the Crappy Old Books shelves, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show light scuffs and edge wear, as if it has already travelled through a few backpacks, bedside tables, and possibly one or two emotional crises. The spine likely has a respectable crease or three — proof that someone kept reading long past when they said, “I’ll stop at the end of this chapter.” (They did not stop.) The pages may be gently tanned and slightly softened at the corners, radiating seasoned-paperback energy: it has survived one journey into the Well; it’s ready for another. Cosmetically, it’s not mint-condition museum stock. Narratively, all systems are go. Perfect for: Star Trek readers who like their sci-fi with psychological depth and a side order of “oh, that’s unsettling,” Fans who enjoy character-driven drama where the biggest explosions are often emotional, Anyone who suspects that the real horror is not the alien phenomenon, but the unresolved feelings you brought with you. Put this Used copy of Well of Souls on your shelf, and you’re instantly signalling that you didn’t just come for the phasers and warp cores — you came for the existential crisis, too. Take it home, crack it open, and let Ilsa J. Bick escort you into the parts of the Trek universe where the scariest things aren’t out there among the stars… they’re already inside the people trying to save the day. Sleep afterwards not guaranteed, but a compelling read very much is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/332/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lost-era-well-of-souls.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743463751 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-331 A time to hate by Robert Greenberger A Time to Hate (2004) by Robert Greenberger — Pocket Books ISBN: 0743462890 Condition: Used (strategically scuffed, emotionally volatile, fully readable) Offered with raised shields by Crappy Old Books There’s a time to explore, a time to reason, a time to talk it out like civilised Federation citizens… and then there’s A Time to Hate, where all that noble diplomacy has gone for a walk and left raw, ugly emotion in charge. In this slice of Star Trek drama, Robert Greenberger takes one of the franchise’s favourite themes — understanding and tolerance — and flips it round to ask an awkward question: what happens when whole worlds decide they are absolutely done being reasonable? Spoiler: it’s not group therapy. Inside this book you’ll find: Old wounds that never quite healed, now being enthusiastically poked with a stick, Cultures who can recite historic grievances like other people recite song lyrics, Starfleet officers stuck in the middle, trying to hold everything together with principles, protocol, and sheer stubbornness. This is Trek at its “oh no, we’ve made things worse” best: political tension, simmering resentment, and the dawning realisation that hatred is much easier to ignite than to extinguish — even in a century that’s supposed to have moved beyond all that. This particular copy, plucked from the slightly war-torn sector of the Crappy Old Books shelves, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show light scuffs, edge wear, and faint signs of having survived at least one backpack, bedside table, or overstuffed book box. The spine almost certainly has a crease or two — those pale lines that say, “Someone blew off sleep to see how this diplomatic disaster plays out.” The pages may be gently tanned and softened at the edges, carrying that reassuring “I’ve been through some things and I’m still here” energy. Cosmetically, it’s not a mint-condition museum piece. Narratively, the phasers are charged. Perfect for: Star Trek fans who like their idealism stress-tested under maximum pressure, Readers who enjoy political and emotional fallout with their starships, Anyone who knows that “we don’t hate anymore in the future” was always going to be… optimistic. Set this Used copy of A Time to Hate on your shelf and your guests will know you’re not just here for the shiny optimism — you’re here for the messy parts too: the prejudice, the anger, the grudges, and the attempt to rise above them all anyway. Take it home, crack it open, and watch as Starfleet tries to do the impossible: navigate a universe where hatred is stubborn, history is heavy, and somehow, against the odds, people are still trying to be better than they were yesterday. It’s not pretty. It is, however, very readable. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/331/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-time-to-hate.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743462891 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-329 Titan Book Two The Red King by Andy Mangels Michael A Martin Titan, Book Two: The Red King (2005) by Andy Mangels & Michael A. Martin — Star Trek, Pocket Books ISBN: 0743496280 Condition: Used (lightly bruised by warp turbulence, fully readable, Riker-approved) Offered with a cautious glance at the viewscreen by Crappy Old Books Some captains get a nice, straightforward shakedown cruise. Will Riker gets Titan. And in The Red King, Book Two of the Titan saga, that means strange space, stranger neighbours, and the sort of cosmic problem that practically screams, “Congratulations on the promotion, here’s your nightmare.” This is post–Next Generation Star Trek, which means: New ship, new crew, new region of space, Old friends trying to act like responsible adults, And the universe politely refusing to cooperate. The Red King in question is not, sadly, a friendly chess piece, but something much bigger, older, and less inclined to be reasoned with. Expect: Bizarre phenomena that make the science officer sigh and open a fresh log entry, Political and cultural tensions where nobody is entirely blameless, And Riker trying to keep everything from flying apart while also pretending this is all absolutely fine and under control (it is not). This particular copy, salvaged from the outer-rim shelves of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. In practical terms, that means: The cover may show minor scuffs, edge wear, and the faint look of a paperback that has travelled via rucksack, bedside table, and at least one “I’ll just bring a book in case” holiday. The spine almost certainly has a crease or two — delicate visual evidence of previous “one more chapter” marathons. The pages are likely gently tanned and a touch soft at the corners, radiating that calm, veteran-paperback energy: “I’ve seen some things. I survived. So will you.” Textually, however, it’s all there: no missing scenes, no mysterious page jumps, no chapters lost to subspace. Just intact, slightly seasoned, honest Star Trek adventure. Ideal for: Readers who like their Trek with fresh frontiers and complicated diplomacy rather than tidy little one-planet problems, Riker fans who believe the beard deserves its own command, Anyone who enjoys starships getting into situations where the phrase “unknown factor” is wildly overused. Put this Used copy of The Red King on your shelf and instantly signal that you are emotionally invested in what happened after the movies. Read it in public and let strangers assume you’re quietly contemplating galactic-scale politics instead of avoiding emails. Adopt it, open it, and let Titan drag you into a corner of the galaxy where the maps are unhelpful, the stakes are high, and the so-called Red King is absolutely not here to make Riker’s first command tour nice and easy. Welcome aboard. Try not to think too hard about the title. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/329/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-red-king.jpg 0.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9780743496285 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-327 A time to sow by Dayton Ward Kevin Dilmore A Time to Sow (2004) by Dayton Ward & Kevin Dilmore — Pocket Books, Star Trek ISBN: 0743482999 Condition: Used (lightly scuffed, ethically complicated, entirely readable) Offered with a wary look at the planetary ecosystem by Crappy Old Books There’s a time to explore, a time to meddle, and, apparently, A Time to Sow — which in Starfleet terms usually means “planting good intentions in alien soil and hoping you don’t accidentally grow a catastrophe.” In this slice of pre–Nemesis Star Trek drama, Dayton Ward and Kevin Dilmore ask a simple question: What if that well-meaning mission from years ago didn’t go quite the way the final report said it did? You know the type: a little cultural uplift here, a touch of technology there, everyone smiles for the logs… and then the Enterprise comes back later and discovers the “happy ending” is now, technically, on fire. Inside these pages, expect: A return to a world the Federation has “helped” before — always a great sign, never ominous, absolutely fine, nothing to see here. Riker and the crew trying to work out whether Starfleet’s past involvement was visionary… or a really polished mistake. The kind of ethical gardening where you’re not just pulling weeds, you’re wondering who planted them and whether they’re going to bite. This is Trek in full “unintended consequences” mode: science and idealism vs. messy reality, with a healthy side of “did we do the right thing, or did we just do a thing and hope it worked out?” This particular copy of A Time to Sow, carefully harvested from the mid-shelf nebula of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show mild scuffs and edge wear, as if it has already survived several away missions into backpacks, bedside tables, and maybe a slightly damp windowsill. The spine likely sports one or more respectable creases — visible proof that somebody kept reading well past “I’ll just finish this chapter.” The pages are gently tanned and a touch soft at the corners, radiating that relaxed “veteran paperback” aura: it’s been through one reader’s moral crisis, it can handle yours. Textually, though, it’s all present and correct: no missing pages, no chapters mysteriously beamed out, no secret Prime Directives redacted in the margins. Perfect for: Star Trek fans who like their stories less “monster of the week” and more “remember that decision we made ten years ago? Yeah, about that…” Readers who enjoy diplomacy complicated by guilt, politics, and the occasional looming disaster. Anyone who suspects that in the Federation, “uplift” is sometimes just a nicer way of saying “we meant well and now we’re back to apologise.” Put this Used copy of A Time to Sow on your shelf and instantly signal that you’re here for the long arc — the cause and the consequence, not just the pretty starship shots. Take it home, crack it open, and let Ward and Dilmore walk you through the part they don’t show on the inspirational posters: when you sow ideals among the stars, you don’t always get what you planted. Sometimes, you just get called back to explain yourself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/327/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-time-to-sow.gif 1.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743482998 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-324 Chainmail by Diane Carey Chainmail (2001) by Diane Carey — Pocket Books ISBN: 0743418557 Condition: Used (lightly battered, fully readable, emotionally resilient) Offered with suspicious enthusiasm by Crappy Old Books Welcome to Chainmail, a book whose title promises medieval armour but actually delivers something far more dangerous: people, decisions, and consequences all linked together in a chain of “this seemed like a good idea at the time.” Diane Carey, veteran of high-stakes adventures, serves up a story where one choice leads to another, and another, until everything is tangled like a drawer full of old phone chargers. Think of it as a narrative chain letter: one person does something they maybe shouldn’t, passes the problem on, and suddenly you’ve got a full-blown crisis that cannot be fixed by simply refusing to forward it to ten friends. There are secrets, tension, and probably at least one moment where a character wishes they’d just stayed home with a nice cup of tea instead of agreeing to anything in chapter one. This particular copy, lovingly excavated by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show minor scuffs and edge wear, as if it once spent time in a backpack or on a bedside table under a questionable lamp. The spine likely has a dignified crease or two — physical proof that someone actually read it, rather than just using it as décor. The pages may have that gentle, cosy age-tan that says, “I remember 2001. It was simpler. People thought floppy disks might still matter.” But while it has cosmetic quirks, the story remains completely intact. No missing pages, no chunks redacted by mysterious forces, no cliffhangers interrupted by coffee stains at a crucial moment. Just solid, slightly seasoned paperback goodness. If you: Enjoy stories where events lock together like links in armour, Appreciate plots that escalate from “minor problem” to “how did we get here?” in a pleasingly short time, Or simply want a compact, page-turning paperback to rescue you from another evening of staring blankly at streaming menus… …then this Used copy of Chainmail is ready to enlist. Place it on your shelf and look instantly more interesting. Read it on public transport and let strangers assume you’re deeply involved in something intricate, dramatic, and almost certainly better than whatever they’re doing on their phones. One book. Many links. Some light wear. Absolutely no obligation to forward it to ten people — though we won’t complain if you tell a friend. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/324/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chainmail.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743418553 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-323 Tunnel Through the Stars by John Vornholt *]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))] data-scroll-anchor=true data-testid=conversation-turn-10 data-turn=assistant data-turn-id=e5e06334-d895-4e52-9557-5ce7ba16e9b5 dir=auto tabindex=-1> Tunnel Through the Stars (1998) by John Vornholt — Star Trek ISBN: 0671025007 Condition: Used (lightly time-warped, structurally sound, shields at 73%) Offered with a Vulcan eyebrow raise by Crappy Old Books Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of a Used Star Trek paperback that has already boldly gone through at least one other reader’s hands and survived being stuffed in a rucksack, dropped beside a bed, and possibly used to prop up a wobbly coffee table. Now it’s ready for its next mission: your bookshelf. In Tunnel Through the Stars, John Vornholt takes the Star Trek universe, flips a few switches, and sends the crew hurtling into a cosmic mystery involving strange phenomena, dangerous shortcuts, and the sort of space anomaly that screams, “This definitely isn’t in the manual.” Expect weird science, questionable decisions under pressure, and the comforting certainty that someone is about to say something wise, reckless, or both. This isn’t just a story about travelling from A to B. This is Star Trek, so the journey involves: Space tunnels that probably violate several health and safety regulations, The possibility of ending up somewhere you very much did not intend to go, And the sort of ethical and tactical conundrums that make Starfleet captains stare meaningfully into the middle distance. This particular copy, sourced by the ever-ambitious junk archaeologists at Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show minor signs of atmospheric re-entry (aka scuffs, rubs, and a suspiciously soft corner), The spine may have creases, each one a tiny visual record of “just one more chapter,” The pages may have that gentle, lived-in tilt that says, “I’ve already seen things you wouldn’t believe.” But don’t worry: no missing chapters, no secret Romulan edits — just honest, slightly aged paperback goodness. The print is still all there, the narrative structure remains intact, and the only wormholes you’ll encounter are the ones in the plot. If you: Rewatch classic Trek episodes for comfort, Secretly judge people who confuse warp speed with hyperspace, Or just want something fun, pulpy, and gloriously spacey to read on a rainy afternoon… …this is your pocket-sized trip through the stars. No streaming subscription required. No rebooted lens flare. Just old-school, page-turning sci-fi, as the universe intended. So, pick up this Used copy of Tunnel Through the Stars, and let it transport you somewhere far away from your to-do list. Engage. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/323/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-dominion-war-book-three.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9780671025007 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-322 Enemy Territory by Keith RA DeCandido Enemy Territory (2005) by Keith R.A. DeCandido — Star Trek, Pocket Books ISBN: 1416500146 Condition: Used (diplomatically creased, combat-ready, fully readable) Offered with raised shields and low expectations of diplomacy by Crappy Old Books In Starfleet, “enemy territory” usually means don’t go there. So naturally, in Enemy Territory, everyone goes there immediately. Keith R.A. DeCandido takes the Star Trek universe and plunks you right in the middle of that delightful zone where politics, grudges, starships, and “we really shouldn’t be here” all overlap. This isn’t the gentle “explore a nebula, write a report, go home” kind of mission. This is: “We made a deal with these people once and it’s… complicated now.” “Technically we’re not at war, but no one’s exactly thrilled to see us.” “If this goes badly, history books will call it ‘avoidable.’” You get the full Trek ensemble treatment: captains trying to sound calm while mentally screaming, crews walking very carefully through tense situations, and local powers who are absolutely not on the same page about who’s in charge, what’s allowed, or whether anyone’s getting out of this without a formal incident. Expect: Negotiations where every sentence is a landmine, Allegiances that shift faster than a warp core temp reading, And that classic Star Trek flavour of “we came in peace and might be leaving in a hurry.” This particular copy, boldly retrieved from the disputed shelf-space of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. In practical, non-dramatic terms, that means: The cover may show light scuffs and edge wear — battle scars from surviving backpacks, bedside tables, and maybe one ill-advised holiday suitcase. The spine likely sports one or more creases, each one evidence of previous “just one more chapter” negotiations that ended in defeat for sleep. The pages are probably gently tanned and soft at the corners, radiating that seasoned-paperback aura: “I’ve already been through one conflict. I can handle another.” No chunks missing, no pages surrendered to mysterious anomalies, no plot holes created by actual holes. Just solid, slightly weathered, fully intact Star Trek scripting on paper. Perfect for: Trek fans who enjoy tense standoffs and messy politics as much as they enjoy photon torpedoes, Readers who like their sci-fi with snappy dialogue and complicated alliances, Anyone who understands that in this universe, “We’re just here to talk” is usually followed by “this got out of hand very quickly.” Set this Used copy of Enemy Territory on your shelf and instantly signal that you are here for the tricky stuff — borders, hostilities, and the tiny hope that everyone might still walk away intact. Take it home, crack it open, and let Keith R.A. DeCandido escort you into the kind of situation Starfleet HR probably has a pamphlet about: stepping over the line, standing your ground, and trying very hard not to start the next galactic incident by accident. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/322/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/enemy-territory.jpg 1.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9781416500148 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-321 Catalyst of sorrows 2360 by Margaret Wander Bonanno Catalyst of Sorrows 2360 (2004) by Margaret Wander Bonanno — Pocket Books ISBN: 0743464079 Condition: Used (slightly scuffed, emotionally overloaded, spaceworthy) Offered with a wary glance at long-range sensors by Crappy Old Books Some missions are about exploration. Some are about diplomacy. And some are about discovering the one thing nobody asked Starfleet for: a catalyst of sorrows. Which, to be clear, is not the cheery commemorative plaque any captain wants in the ready room. In Catalyst of Sorrows 2360, Margaret Wander Bonanno drops us into a Star Trek universe already stacked with history, politics, and unresolved trauma, then lights the fuse. Expect: Old wounds that never quite healed, now being enthusiastically reopened, Hidden agendas lurking behind official communiqués and politely worded requests, And the creeping realisation that the events of 2360 are less “isolated incident” and more “this is going to echo for a very long time, isn’t it?” This is Trek in full “cause and consequence” mode: past decisions colliding with present crises, cultures clashing under pressure, and the crew trying very hard to prevent today’s emergency becoming tomorrow’s historical disaster. There’s mystery. There’s tension. There are scenes where people stare at viewscreens and know, deep down, that whatever is coming will not be solved with a simple recalibration. This particular copy, carefully retrieved from the subspace-tangled shelves of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show light scuffs and edge wear, as if it’s been through a few away missions to backpacks, train seats, and slightly perilous coffee tables. The spine likely bears one or more dignified creases — pale record of “just one more chapter” marathons that ignored all known sleep cycles. The pages are probably gently tanned and softly worn at the corners, radiating that comforting “veteran paperback” aura: it’s seen one reader through the storm; it’s ready for another. No missing pages, no narrative airlocks, no scenes mysteriously beamed out. Just honest, slightly weathered, fully functional Star Trek storytelling. Perfect for: Trek fans who like big-picture repercussions rather than neat little one-episode fixes, Readers who enjoy plots where political tension, cultural history, and personal stakes all collide at warp nine, Anyone who suspects that “sorrow” in a title is rarely an overstatement. Set this Used copy of Catalyst of Sorrows 2360 on your shelf and let visitors draw their own conclusions about your taste for space-operatic angst. Read it in public and watch people try to work out if you’re revisiting canon history or quietly judging theirs. Take it home, crack it open, and let Margaret Wander Bonanno remind you that in the Trek universe, the biggest threats aren’t always the ones that show up on sensors. Sometimes, the real damage started years ago — and today is just when the bill finally comes due. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/321/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-lost-era.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743464079 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-320 Excalibur by Peter David Excalibur (2001) — Peter David (Pocket Books) ISBN: 0743410645 Condition: Used (heroically scuffed) — as sold by Crappy Old Books At some point, someone at Pocket Books said, “What if Star Trek but… weirder?” and Peter David said, “Hold my raktajino.” The result: Excalibur, a Star Trek: New Frontier adventure in which the crew of the USS Excalibur prove that space is not only vast and dangerous, but also strangely determined to ruin their week. This is Star Trek with the safety rails off. Expect sharp banter, emotional whiplash, tragic moments, and at least one scene where you think, “Wait… they’re allowed to do that?” Peter David gleefully juggles character drama, cosmic stakes, and the occasional narrative sucker punch, all while reminding you that the universe does not owe anyone—especially Starfleet officers—a quiet life. In Excalibur, there are captains haunted by their past, officers with more issues than a Federation therapist could reasonably bill for, and a ship that has seen just enough disaster to qualify for its own counselling sessions. Old enemies and new weirdness collide, loyalties are tested, and you’re never entirely sure who’s going to make it out emotionally intact. (Spoiler: not you.) This particular copy comes to you courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where the books may be tired, but the drama inside is still fresh and devastating: The cover may show light wear, as if it’s survived a minor skirmish with a backpack, a coffee spill, or a badly organised house move. The spine is likely creased just enough to prove someone once read this in long, guilty-pleasure stretches instead of doing whatever they were supposed to be doing. Corners may be gently rounded, like a starship that’s bounced off reality a few too many times. Inside, however, the story remains gloriously intact: pages present, words in order, no missing scenes where the universe ends on page 173 and resumes on 176 with no explanation. At worst, you may encounter the ancient runes of a previous reader’s faint pencil mark, probably placed at a moment of maximum chaos. Buying this Used copy has certain… advantages: Authentic “I’ve been through things” aesthetic – perfect for a series that specialises in emotional damage in space. Pre-distressed credibility – nothing says “serious Star Trek fan” like a book that looks like it has accompanied you through several bad life choices and at least one delayed train journey. Ethically chaotic – you are reading about a starship called Excalibur in a book sold by Crappy Old Books. That’s not just reading; that’s committing to a bit. Ideal for: Star Trek: New Frontier fans who enjoy their Trek with extra snark, angst, and narrative risk-taking. Readers who delight in found-family chaos, deeply flawed heroes, and the occasional “they did WHAT to that character?” moment. Anyone who wants to remember a time when tie-in novels were allowed to go off the rails in the most entertaining possible way. Adopt this Used copy of Excalibur and give it a new shelf to haunt. The ship may be fictional, the pages may be pre-loved, but the feelings? Oh, those are brand new every time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/320/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/restoration.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9780743410649 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-318 Lesser evil by Robert Simpson Lesser Evil (2002) by Robert Simpson — Pocket Books ISBN: 0743410246 Condition: Used (a bit scuffed, morally complicated, still entirely readable) Offered with a slightly guilty conscience by Crappy Old Books Sometimes life doesn’t give you a “good” option. It gives you bad and slightly less bad and then tells you to pick one before the whole situation explodes. Lesser Evil leans cheerfully into that problem and refuses to apologise. In this 2002 thriller-from-the-dubious-moral-high-ground, Robert Simpson plays in the grey zone where heroes aren’t spotless, villains aren’t totally wrong, and everyone is one bad day away from saying, “Look, I never said I was the good guy.” Expect tough choices, questionable motives, and the comforting realisation that whatever mistakes you’ve made lately, the people in this book are almost certainly doing worse. Inside these pages you’ll likely encounter: A protagonist who has absolutely read the manual on Doing the Right Thing and then quietly set it on fire. Antagonists with just enough logic that you’ll hate yourself for thinking, “Okay, they might have a point.” A chain of events where every solution spawns fresh problems like some kind of ethical hydra. No neat halos. No pantomime moustache-twirling. Just people stumbling through situations so morally compromised you’ll feel better about still not sorting your recycling correctly. This particular copy, sourced by the deeply ambivalent curators at Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. Which means: The cover may show light wear, scuffs, and the faint suggestion that it once rode around in a commuter’s bag, absorbing the stress of public transport. The spine likely has a dignified crease or two — physical evidence of “just one more chapter before bed” turning into “oh no, it’s 2am.” The pages may be gently tanned and a bit softened at the corners, like a book that’s seen some things and is not entirely okay about them. Cosmetically, it’s not pristine. Morally, it fits the theme. Is this the kind of book that restores your faith in humanity? Absolutely not. Is it the kind that makes you mutter “oh, that’s not going to end well” and turn the page faster anyway? Very much yes. Perfect for: Readers who like their thrillers with ethical knots instead of simple goodies vs baddies. People who enjoy muttering “I mean, I get why they did it, but still…” at fictional characters. Anyone who appreciates a paperback that has clearly lived, suffered, and survived — like its cast. Adopt this Used copy of Lesser Evil, set your own standards aside for an evening, and watch a bunch of fictional people prove that sometimes the right choice is just the one that doesn’t get everyone killed. Is buying it the lesser evil? We’d say so. But then again, look who you’re asking. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/318/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mission-gamma.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743410243 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-317 Genesis Force by John Vornholt Genesis Force (2004) John Vornholt — Star Trek ISBN: 0743465024 Condition: Used (starfleet-approved surface scuffing) Welcome aboard Genesis Force, the Star Trek novel where the stakes are high, the tech is questionable, and absolutely nobody has learned that playing with planet-making devices is a terrible idea. John Vornholt returns to poke the already-traumatised Genesis concept with a big sci-fi stick and see what breaks this time. Spoiler: quite a lot. This is the book where diplomatic negotiations, galaxy-level geopolitics, and science so advanced it’s basically magic all collide in the proud Trek tradition of “What if we tried something incredibly dangerous, but with feelings?” You get officers trying to prevent disaster, politicians trying to look important, and scientists trying very hard not to be blamed for everything when it inevitably explodes metaphorically, literally, or both. And this particular copy, sold by the ever-honest Crappy Old Books, has clearly been on its own away mission. The edges are a little worn, the spine has that gently creased “I’ve been opened more than once, thanks” look, and the pages carry the faint aura of someone who read this late at night whispering, “Just one more chapter,” until the ship’s clock read 02:37. Inside these valiantly pre-owned pages you’ll find: Federation ideals being stress-tested by politics, ethics, and the occasional incoming projectile. Big moral questions like: “Should we really be playing god?” answered with: “Well, we already started, so…” Characters struggling to keep the peace while surrounded by people who think subtlety is something that happens to other species. More drama than a warp core on a bad day. Is it pristine? No. This is Used, which at Crappy Old Books translates to: “battle-tested in at least one living room, possibly a bus.” Expect: A cover that’s seen enough light to develop a tiny bit of heroic fading. Corners that have bravely sacrificed their sharpness in the name of portable reading. Pages that turn easily because someone before you already broke them in like a good pair of boots. Think of it less as “second-hand” and more as “previously assigned to an away team and somehow survived.” If there are any tiny nicks or scuffs, consider them canon: environmental damage from turbulent subspace conditions (or being dropped behind a bedside cabinet for three months). Perfect for: Star Trek fans who still get morally nervous whenever the word “Genesis” turns up in a sentence. Readers who know that the true frontier isn’t space, it’s trying to keep everyone in a fragile peace conference from storming out. People who believe their sci-fi should come with ethical dilemmas, high stakes, and at least one scene where everyone yells about protocol. Anyone who prefers a book with visible history rather than something that looks like it just respawned in a warehouse. Adopting this copy of Genesis Force means giving a slightly scuffed Starfleet report a new posting on your shelf. It’s ready to engage, warp factors optional, coffee recommended. After all, if there’s one thing the galaxy has taught us, it’s this: powerful technology is dangerous, politics are messy, and Crappy Old Books will absolutely sell you the paperback that’s already survived the first contact. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/317/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/genesis-force.jpg 3.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Star Trek 9780743465021 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-316 Flight Of The Intruder by Stephen Coonts Flight Of The Intruder (1990) by Stephen Coonts — Pocket Books ISBN: 0671709607 Condition: Used (combat-worn, structurally solid, smells faintly of jet fuel and old paper) Offered with ringing ears and mild existential dread by Crappy Old Books Welcome to Flight Of The Intruder, a novel in which flying a Navy attack jet over Vietnam somehow manages to be the least complicated part of the job. Stephen Coonts straps you into the cockpit of the A-6 Intruder — a twin-engine, radar-equipped, gloriously overworked attack aircraft whose unofficial mission profile is: fly low, fly fast, and annoy the laws of probability. This is not a story about clean heroics at a safe distance. This is “night missions in bad weather while everyone on the ground is trying to make you into shrapnel.” Our main man is Jake Grafton, a pilot who starts out doing his duty and very quickly graduates to asking the sort of uncomfortable questions that make superiors twitch: Why are we bombing that target again? Is there actually a point to any of this? And if there isn’t… what happens when you can’t pretend there is? In between existential doubt and bureaucratic nonsense, there are carrier landings in the dark, target runs through flak-filled skies, and the quiet understanding that one mistake, one malfunction, or one random burst of bad luck is all it takes. This particular copy, retrieved from the slightly shell-shocked shelves of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. In practical terms, that means: The cover may show scuffs, edge wear, and the general look of a paperback that has spent time in rucksacks, briefcases, and possibly a few very long airport lounges. The spine likely has one or more solid creases — physical evidence of previous readers hitting “just one more chapter” until well past a sensible bedtime. The pages are probably tanned and a bit softened at the corners, radiating the energy of a book that’s already flown a few sorties and is absolutely ready for more. No missing chapters, no dog-eared pages replaced by mystery inserts, no plot-critical scenes lost in action — just seasoned, fully serviceable paperback hardware. Inside, expect: Air combat and attack runs described with unnerving clarity, Hangar-deck humour and gallows banter that keep everyone barely sane, Chain-of-command friction, as Jake & co. discover that the enemy isn’t always just the guy with the anti-aircraft gun. It’s part war novel, part procedural, part philosophical argument about courage, duty, and the sheer absurdity of trying to stay “normal” when your job description includes “might not come back tonight.” Perfect for: Aviation nerds who can identify an Intruder from a silhouette and are unreasonably proud of that, Readers who prefer their war stories gritty and conflicted rather than smug and triumphant, Anyone who likes books where the hero’s biggest superpower is simply: keeps showing up. Put this Used copy of Flight Of The Intruder on your shelf and instantly signal that you enjoy stories involving fast jets, bad decisions, and moral ambiguity. Read it on public transport and watch people try to decide whether you’re contemplating aerodynamics or life choices. Take it home, strap in, and let Stephen Coonts hurl you off the carrier deck into a world where the instrument panel is glowing, the radio’s chattering, and somebody, somewhere, thought this was a rational way to conduct foreign policy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/316/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/flight-of-the-intruder.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9780671709600 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-315 Illusions by Richard Bach Illusions (1981) by Richard Bach Laurel / ISBN: 0440343194 / Condition: Used (spiritually weathered) Ah, Illusions, Richard Bach’s beloved philosophical fable in which a reluctant Messiah dispenses nuggets of airborne wisdom while flying a biplane and generally refusing to behave like a normal human being. It’s a book about meaning, magic, responsibility, and the deep metaphysical significance of oiling a propeller. And thanks to the ever-distinguished purveyors at Crappy Old Books, this copy comes with bonus enlightenment in the form of mild wear and tear. This is the kind of paperback that looks like it has already been on a few spiritual journeys—possibly in someone’s backpack, possibly on the back of an actual biplane, possibly just wedged behind a sofa until rediscovered during a moment of cosmic housekeeping. The cover may have a delicate crease or two, like wrinkles on a wise old guru’s brow. The pages have likely softened into that calm, amber hue that says, “I’ve been around, kid, and let me tell you, reality is largely optional.” Inside, you’ll encounter: A mysterious messiah who insists anyone can perform miracles but refuses to do the dishes. Life lessons delivered with the breezy confidence of someone who has achieved enlightenment and also doesn’t pay rent. Philosophy wrapped in whimsy, metaphors, and aerial stunts that probably void any insurance policy. A narrative so gentle and inspiring that you may begin questioning everything—including why you bought a used paperback instead of simply manifesting one. As for this particular copy, sourced from Crappy Old Books’ hallowed and slightly dusty shelves, it may include: Slight fraying at the corners—call it “metaphysical frisson.” A spine that has been opened wide enough to suggest a previous reader sought truth very earnestly. Pages with tiny imperfections that whisper, “Perfection is an illusion anyway.” A faint scent of nostalgia, old paper, and possibly sandalwood (but probably just old paper). Perfect for: Seekers of wisdom who like their spiritual texts short, charming, and slightly cheeky. Readers who enjoy the idea of the universe speaking directly to them through an author who was probably sitting on a lawn chair at the time. Fans of used books with past lives, past readers, and possibly past revelations. This isn’t a pristine collector’s specimen. It’s a lived-in copy of a book about living authentically. If anything, the wear makes it more appropriate. You don’t go to Crappy Old Books for mint condition; you go to reconnect with the kind of paperback that has already survived a few illusions of its own. Adopt this used copy of Illusions. Let it remind you that reality is largely a matter of choice—and that choosing a slightly battered book is, in its own way, a very enlightened decision. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/315/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/illusions-the-adventures-of-a-reluctant-messiah.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Laurel 9780440343196 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-314 Endgame Enigma by James P Hogan Endgame Enigma (1988) by James P. Hogan Spectra / ISBN 0553270370 / Condition: Used (and proudly so) Step right up and behold a relic from that distant era known as 1988, when Cold War tension was still fashionable, shoulder pads were considered a structural necessity, and science-fiction authors like James P. Hogan were still allowed to imagine space stations without NASA issuing polite cease-and-desist letters. Endgame Enigma is Hogan doing what Hogan does best: constructing techno-mysteries with just enough real science to impress your clever friends and just enough speculative flair to confuse them again. Inside these well-travelled pages—creased by time, thumbed lovingly (or resentfully) by previous owners, and now stewarded to you by the ever-distinguished “Crappy Old Books”—you’ll find the ultimate Soviet-American orbital standoff. There’s a secret on the dazzling, possibly-up-to-no-good Soviet space station Polar Star, and everyone wants to know what’s inside. Is it a weapon? A miracle? A cosmic IKEA warehouse missing half its screws? Hogan keeps you guessing through cloak-and-dagger intrigue, zero-gravity philosophising, and the kind of courteous geopolitical paranoia that modern thrillers simply don’t have the attention span for anymore. This copy itself bears the gentle hallmarks of life: perhaps a corner softened by a tragic encounter with a bedside table lamp, perhaps a faint coffee ring bestowed during a particularly gripping chapter, perhaps even the subtle musk of a past reader who definitely intended to finish it someday. Fear not—such imperfections only enhance the authentic Crappy Old Books experience. We don’t sell mint. We sell character. Whether you’re a Hogan completist, a connoisseur of Cold-War-era sci-fi, or merely someone who enjoys shouting “They don’t write them like this anymore!” at unsuspecting houseguests, this delightfully used volume will slip into your collection like it was always meant to be there—slightly askew, but undeniably compelling. Grab it now before someone else realises that a book with this much cosmic intrigue shouldn’t be left languishing in the “Used, Inexplicably Sticky” section. After all, in the great battle between humans, technology, and second-hand paperbacks, only the reader survives. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/314/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/endgame-enigma.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Spectra 9780553270372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-313 The Art Of Readable Writing by Rudolf Flesch The Art Of Readable Writing (1962) by Rudolf Flesch — Collier Books ISBN: 0020464606 Condition: Used (stylistically sharp, physically a bit fuzzy round the edges) Offered with a wry smirk by Crappy Old Books Here it is: The Art Of Readable Writing, the classic manual that has spent decades politely suggesting that most of us have no idea how to put one sentence in front of another without causing mild suffering. Rudolf Flesch — the man who gave the world the Flesch Reading Ease formula and therefore shares some responsibility for every time someone said, “Could you make this more readable?” — lays out how to write prose that ordinary humans might actually understand without a nap and a dictionary. Inside this compact 1962 handbook you’ll find: Advice on writing clearly, simply, and directly, Why short words and short sentences are not a sign of a small brain, How to stop sounding like a malfunctioning government pamphlet, And many examples that gently roast bad writing while pretending to be helpful. In other words: it’s a book about how not to write like a book. This particular copy, salvaged with great affection by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show scuffs, minor creases, and the quiet dignity of a paperback that has survived multiple “I’m really going to improve my writing this time” resolutions. The spine might be creased, as if it has been opened earnestly several times before someone decided that watching television was, in fact, easier than revising their sentence structure. The pages are likely tanned, slightly softened, and ready to judge you mildly as you read them. But fear not: the text is all there. Every rule, every example, every little lecture about clarity and style has survived. You can still learn how to write clean, readable prose while, somewhat ironically, reading a mid-century book that may smell faintly of dust, ambition, and old bookshops. Is this edition modern? No. Does it talk about blogs, social media, or “content strategy”? Absolutely not. It comes from a simpler time, when “readable writing” meant not sounding like a Victorian committee report. And yet, the advice still hits uncomfortably close to home. Flesch quietly suggests that if your sentences are long, pompous, and full of unnecessary fluff… that might be your fault. Between you and this book, only one of you is going to win. Perfect for: Writers who suspect their prose might be putting people to sleep, Students and professionals who have been told “can you make this clearer?” one too many times, Anyone who enjoys the strange pleasure of being gently scolded by a style guide from 1962. So go on: adopt this Used copy of The Art Of Readable Writing. Let a slightly worn paperback show you how to be crisp, clear, and compelling — while it sits there, dog-eared and aging, proving that good writing outlives trends, buzzwords, and pristine condition. If nothing else, leaving it on your desk will make people think you care about clarity. Reading it might even make that true. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/313/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-readable-writing.jpg 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Collier Books 9780020464600 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-312 The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels The Communist Manifesto (1981) by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels (Pelican Books) ISBN: none Condition: Used (historically weathered, still highly opinionated) as sold by Crappy Old Books Here it is: the pamphlet that launched a thousand arguments, several revolutions, countless undergraduate essays, and at least one awkward family Christmas. The Communist Manifesto is Marx and Engels’ brisk little attempt to explain why capitalism is a problem, what might replace it, and why the bourgeoisie should probably stop looking so pleased with themselves. First published in 1848 and still refusing to retire quietly, this slim volume cheerfully declares that history is a story of class struggle, that workers of the world have some organising to do, and that private property is not nearly as sacred as certain people would like it to be. It is short, sharp, and surprisingly readable for a text that has been cited in fierce arguments by people who very clearly did not finish it. This Pelican edition from 1981 offers the full experience: Dramatic opening line about spectres haunting Europe. Concise but sweeping tour of world history in about three pages, because subtlety is for other people. A programme of action that has fuelled both idealistic hopes and catastrophic misunderstandings ever since. Your particular copy comes via Crappy Old Books, which frankly feels appropriate for a work so obsessed with the fate of material things. You should expect: A cover with some scuffing or fading, as if it has spent time in the rucksack of a student, the pocket of a disappointed idealist, or on the shelf of someone who likes to gesture at it during arguments. A spine with honest creases, indicating at least one previous reader made it past the catchy slogans and into the bit where the authors start listing demands. Corners that are gently rounded, like the hopes of various political movements after contact with reality. Inside, however, the text is entirely intact and still very sure of itself. Every denunciation of capitalism, every call to arms, every sentence that has been quoted out of context in a hundred different ways is right where Marx and Engels left it. The pages may have tanned to a respectable shade of beige, but the rhetoric is as lively as ever. No crucial paragraphs missing, no one has crossed out “workers” and written “influencers” in biro. Buying The Communist Manifesto in Used condition from Crappy Old Books adds a beautiful extra layer of irony. You are purchasing a second-hand critique of private ownership from a business that literally survives by selling old things for money. Somewhere, an economist is laughing quietly; somewhere else, Marx is taking notes. Perfect for readers who: Want to see what all the fuss has been about, without pretending a 23-page pamphlet is an insurmountable intellectual Everest. Enjoy political theory, whether to agree, disagree, or simply understand why everyone on the internet is always shouting about “means of production.” Appreciate the aesthetic of owning a slightly battered copy of The Communist Manifesto that says, “I have thoughts,” even if you are still working out exactly what they are. Adopt this Used copy of The Communist Manifesto and give it a fresh spot on your shelf between the history, the politics, and the books you swear you are definitely going to read properly one day. The exterior may be worn, but the critique inside is still sharp, uncompromising, and absolutely convinced it is right. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/312/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-communist-manifesto.jpg 5.10 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pelican Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-310 Haunting Rachel by Kay Hooper Haunting Rachel (1999) by Kay Hooper — Bantam ISBN: 0553571834 Condition: Used (lightly rattled, romantically stressed, paranormally intact) Offered with a suspicious creak of floorboards by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever thought, “My love life is a bit of a mess,” Haunting Rachel would like to gently raise you with: “At least your past isn’t literally following you around.” Kay Hooper specialises in romantic suspense with a supernatural twist, and here she serves up that very specific genre: ghosts + exes + unresolved issues. Rachel’s life was already complicated before the universe decided to crank the “unsettling” dial to eleven. Years ago, the man she loved vanished in a suspicious, dramatic, definitely-not-fine kind of way. Time passed. Feelings got buried. Life moved on… allegedly. Then hints start surfacing that maybe the past isn’t quite as dead and buried as everyone politely agreed it was. Cue: Strange coincidences that don’t feel coincidental at all, The unnerving sense that someone is watching — or something is, Old secrets finally clawing their way back into the daylight (because of course they do). Naturally, emotions get tangled, danger creeps in, and we all learn, once again, that “leaving it in the past” only works if the past agrees to stay there. Spoiler: it doesn’t. This particular copy of Haunting Rachel, summoned from the slightly overdramatic shelves of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. Translation: The cover may show a few scuffs and gentle edge wear, like it’s already been through one or two dark-and-stormy-night reading sessions. The spine probably has a tasteful crease — proof that someone once read past the point where they said, “Okay, I’m stopping here. Definitely. After this chapter.” The pages are likely a bit tanned, a touch soft at the corners, and perfectly suited to curl up with while something creaks in the next room and you decide not to investigate. Cosmetically, it’s more “well-travelled heroine” than “untouched ingénue,” which honestly fits the vibe. Inside, you’ll get: A heroine who is clever enough to be suspicious but unfortunately not allowed to just move to another continent and change her name, A hero (and/or possible ghost, mystery man, or complicated male presence) with the emotional subtlety of a thunderstorm, Romantic tension braided with “I might be in danger” tension, because Kay Hooper firmly believes multitasking should apply to feelings, too. Perfect for: Readers who like their romance with more menace than mistletoe, Fans of eerie-but-cozy suspense, where you’re unsettled but also kind of enjoying it, Anyone who thinks “closure” is overrated and “dramatic, paranormal closure” is more fun anyway. Place this Used copy on your shelf and it will immediately upgrade your home’s atmosphere from “normal person with books” to “possibly keeps secrets and reads spooky romantic thrillers after midnight.” Read it in bed and enjoy the full experience: every creak suddenly matters, every draft is suspicious, and your phone lighting up at the wrong moment is absolutely from the other side (the notification side, but still). Adopt Haunting Rachel and let it do exactly what it promises: haunt you pleasantly for a few evenings, then sit smugly on your shelf, knowing it’s seen you jump at least once at a completely innocent sound. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/310/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/haunting-rachel.jpg 0.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553571837 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-307 Raising Atlantis by Thomas Greanias Raising Atlantis (2005) by Thomas Greanias (Pocket Star Books) ISBN: 0743491912 Condition: Used (lightly submerged, now resurfaced) as sold by Crappy Old Books Raising Atlantis is one of those gloriously bonkers thrillers that begins with science, takes a sharp left into conspiracy, and ends up in a place where ancient supercivilisations, the Vatican, and US military hardware all have to share the same plot. It is what happens when someone looks at the icy wasteland of Antarctica and thinks, you know what this needs? Buried secrets and apocalyptic stakes. An earthquake in Antarctica reveals a mysterious structure under the ice, which is obviously not just a nice, normal rock formation. Enter a priest with a complicated past, a brilliant scientist with family baggage, a few people with access to big equipment and bigger weapons, and the sort of mysterious artefacts that scream, absolutely nothing can go wrong here. As the ice cracks and the body count rises, the story cheerfully escalates towards the question: did Atlantis exist, and if so, is it about to ruin everyone’s week? Think: frantic chases, ominous relics, classified files, ancient warnings that nobody reads properly, and the looming sense that humans are not remotely ready for whatever they are about to dig up. It is part archaeology, part theology, part action movie, and part we should really stop touching things we do not understand. This particular copy has made its way to you via Crappy Old Books, which means it has already survived at least one expedition through someone’s backpack. You should expect: A cover with some light rubbing and edge wear, as if it has spent quality time in airports, on trains, and possibly on a deckchair during a staycation. A spine with honest creases that suggest previous readers hit the cliffhangers and refused to stop just because their stop was next. Corners that are gently rounded, like ice that has melted and refrozen several times, except less dramatic and with fewer global implications. Inside, the pages still contain every twist, revelation, and slightly unhinged theory. The text is all there, the chapters are in order, and the only thing missing is perhaps a small margin note from a previous owner saying, yes, this is absolutely ridiculous, I love it. If there are any faint page bends, you can assume they mark scenes with particularly audacious plot turns or dialogue perfect for muttering aloud. Buying Raising Atlantis in Used condition from Crappy Old Books adds an extra layer of charm to the experience. You are reading about a lost civilisation emerging from beneath the ice, in a paperback that has emerged from the depths of someone’s secondhand box. The story is full of relics; the book itself is basically one. Very on theme. Perfect for readers who Believe no thriller is complete without at least one ancient secret that could doom humanity Like their science sprinkled with a generous helping of nonsense and spectacle Enjoy books that feel like watching a late night action film where you occasionally shout, oh come on, but keep turning pages anyway Adopt this Used copy of Raising Atlantis and let it resurface on your shelf. The exterior may be a bit scuffed from its previous adventures, but the action inside is still at full tilt, and the end of the world has never been quite so entertainingly implausible. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/307/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/raising-atlantic.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Star Books 9780743491914 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-306 The Pioneers by James Fenimore Cooper and Max Cavitch The Pioneers (2007) By James Fenimore Cooper, edited/introduction by Max Cavitch — Signet Classics ISBN: 9780451530479, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you buy when you think, “I’d like a classic of early American literature—with long sentences, moral dilemmas, trees everywhere, and at least one character who talks like a legal document.” The Pioneers is James Fenimore Cooper’s grand tour of the early American frontier: land disputes, hunting, settlers, justice, injustice, and a great deal of snow, forest, and frontier etiquette. It’s one of the foundational works of American fiction—meaning everyone has decided it’s Very Important, even if only a heroic percentage have actually read it all the way through. This Signet Classics edition (2007) comes with added Max Cavitch: introduction, notes, and the gentle academic reassurance that, yes, this is all on purpose. Your copy, rescued and re-circulated by Crappy Old Books, arrives in gloriously Used condition, which here means: A softly creased spine, proof that someone, somewhere, actually did attempt Cooper beyond just saying “Oh yes, I’ve heard of him.” Lightly scuffed cover edges, like it’s been on and off shelves, desks, and possibly the odd bedside table where it bravely competed with modern distractions. Gently tanned pages, which actually suit a novel about the “good old days” of the 1790s, when men were men and novels were 400 pages. Inside, you’ll find: Judge Temple, settlers, hunters, and assorted frontier personalities, each with their own opinions on land, law, and how many pigeons one should reasonably shoot at once. An early environmental conscience—Cooper had feelings about people slaughtering wildlife and chopping down trees like there’s no tomorrow. Spoiler: he was not wrong. Natty Bumppo (a.k.a. Leatherstocking), the rugged woodsman prototype for roughly every taciturn wilderness guy in fiction ever since. You can expect: Long, rolling sentences that take the scenic route through description before eventually reaching a full stop. Arguments about property, progress, and civilisation, conducted with a straight face and occasional gunfire. Enough early-America atmosphere to make you feel slightly guilty about every piece of flat-packed furniture you own. This Crappy Old Books specimen also brings its own frontier flavour: A slight curve to the cover, as if the book has tried to imitate the rolling American landscape from the safety of a bookcase. A possible dog-ear or two in the introduction or notes, where a previous reader went, “Ah, finally, someone to explain what is going on.” That comforting old-paper smell: part library, part history, part “someone else has already done battle with these paragraphs before you.” You’ll appreciate this Used copy if: You enjoy classics that helped invent entire genres and tropes, even if they occasionally narrate tree felling for several pages. You like fiction loaded with moral and social questions: Who owns the land? Who gets to decide what “progress” looks like? Why is everyone armed? You are mildly charmed by the idea of a novel in which one of the major dramatic beats involves excessive pigeon murder and the ethics thereof. The 2007 Signet Classics edition, with Max Cavitch’s helpfully modern framing, gives you: An introduction explaining why this book matters and how it fits into American literary history, so you can sound clever later. Notes that decode archaic language, historical references, and the occasional “what is he on about here?” moment. A respectable excuse for that “I’m reading a classic” expression you’ve always wanted to try in public. And because this is from Crappy Old Books, your relationship with the American frontier comes with: A sensibly lower price than a brand-new classic you may or may not finish. A pre-softened binding, which means the book opens easily and doesn’t fight you like a stubborn hardback. The warm knowledge that this copy has already survived at least one previous pioneer of reading endurance. Take The Pioneers home. Let Cooper stroll you through forests, disputes, gunshots, and moral philosophy at a dignified 19th-century pace. It’s the American frontier as it once was: vast, complicated, and slightly over-described—delivered in a comfortably worn paperback from Crappy Old Books that has already blazed the trail. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/306/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-pioneers.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet Classics 9780451530479 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-304 The First Patient by Michael Palmer The First Patient (2008) by Michael Palmer — St. Martin’s Paperbacks ISBN: 031293775X Condition: Used (gloriously, unapologetically used) Offered with affectionate resignation by Crappy Old Books Have you ever wondered what would happen if your best friend became President and then immediately started behaving weirdly? No, not that kind of weird — more the “Is he dying, delusional, or just suffering the side effects of democracy?” kind of weird. Enter The First Patient, Michael Palmer’s medical-political thriller that bravely asks: What if the White House had a chief of staff, a press secretary, and a medical mystery worthy of its own daytime TV spin-off? Our hero, Dr. Gabe Singleton, is peacefully living his life as a small-town doctor until the President of the United States — yes, that President — summons him to Washington. Suddenly he’s thrust into a world of conspiracy, secret diagnoses, moral quandaries, and the sort of urgent corridor-striding normally reserved for people late to their own wedding. Soon enough, Dr. Singleton must determine whether the Commander-in-Chief is suffering from a mysterious illness, a sinister plot, or simply the accumulated stress of pretending to enjoy state dinners. Michael Palmer, maestro of medical suspense, mixes politics, pathology, and panic into a story that never forgets one essential truth: when it comes to diagnosing the most powerful man in the world, the waiting room is enormous and everyone thinks they’re qualified to give an opinion. This particular copy, offered by Crappy Old Books, fully embraces its life experience. It may have a crease or three, a whisper of former ownership, or the faint scent of a long bus journey in 2011 — but rest assured, all pages are present, accounted for, and ready to deliver their dose of presidential peril. Call it “Used,” call it “Pre-loved,” call it “A veteran of many bedside tables.” We simply call it available. If you’re looking for a thriller with political intrigue, medical mystery, and the occasional moment of “Well that escalated quickly,” this well-travelled paperback is exactly the specimen you’ve been searching for. Take it home, treat it gently (or don’t), and enjoy diagnosing the First Patient yourself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/304/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-first-patient.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St. Martins Paperbacks no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-303 Jazz funeral by Julie Smith Jazz Funeral (1994) by Julie Smith (Ivy Books) ISBN: 0804112525 Condition: Used (street worn, rhythm intact) as sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome to New Orleans, where the music is loud, the secrets are louder, and even funerals come with a backbeat. In Jazz Funeral, Julie Smith throws homicide detective Skip Langdon into a murder case soaked in brass bands, bad tempers and industry egos so large they really ought to file separate tax returns. A famous, infuriatingly successful record producer turns up dead, and shockingly, it seems more than one person might have wanted him silenced. The local music scene, which already runs on grudges, gossip and late nights, suddenly finds itself hosting a police investigation. Skip, tall enough to see over most people’s nonsense and stubborn enough not to look away, wades through musicians, ex-wives, hangers on, business partners and assorted liars, all of them playing a slightly different tune. New Orleans itself turns into a character: steamy streets, dive bars, grand old houses that are falling gently to bits, and neighbourhoods where everybody knows your business and will happily tell it to a detective if you buy them a drink. There are parades, parties, and the general sense that in this city, life and death have always been uncomfortably close neighbours. Somewhere between the brass bands and the beignets, a killer is trying very hard to blend in. Your particular copy has arrived here via Crappy Old Books, a proud institution where paperbacks do not pretend to be untouched. You should expect A cover with light scuffing and maybe a faint crease or two, as if it has already been on a couple of late night bus rides and at least one slightly sticky table. A spine with honest reading lines that say someone once thought I will just read to the end of this chapter then discovered, quite late, that it was three chapters later. Corners that are gently softened, like the memory of a night out that you mostly recall as sounds, smells and one questionable decision. Inside, the important stuff is still crisp: the plot twists, the sharp dialogue, the humid atmosphere, the awkward interviews where everyone is lying but in different keys. The pages may have shaded into a respectable off white over the years, which only enhances the sense that this is a slightly smoky story rescued from a bar at closing time. All chapters are present, and no previous owner has helpfully underlined the identity of the murderer in red pen, so you still get to be surprised the old fashioned way. Buying Jazz Funeral in Used condition from Crappy Old Books feels thematically correct. This is a book about a city that thrives on history, repetition, and things that refuse to stay buried. Your copy has already had a life with at least one other reader and is now ready for an encore performance on your shelf. New editions are for tourists. This one is for locals at heart. Perfect for readers who like their crime fiction with more atmosphere than autopsy enjoy smart, slightly world weary detectives who know how people actually behave when nobody is looking have a weakness for New Orleans, jazz, and mysteries where the city is as important as the corpse Adopt this Used copy of Jazz Funeral and let it play in your head for a while. The outside may be a little worn, but the rhythm, intrigue and slow burn of the investigation inside march on, like a second line parade you did not mean to join but are very glad you did. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/303/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/jazz-funeral.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ivy Books 9780804112529 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-302 Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak Doctor Zhivago (1981) by Boris Pasternak (Ballantine Books) ISBN: 034529310X Condition: Used (emotionally weathered, physically serviceable) as sold by Crappy Old Books If you have ever thought, “My life is complicated,” Boris Pasternak would like to offer you a gentle corrective in the form of Doctor Zhivago, a novel in which romance, revolution, poetry, snow, and terrible timing all sit down together and decide to ruin absolutely everyone’s plans. This Ballantine Books edition contains the full sweeping saga: Yuri Zhivago, doctor and poet, attempts to maintain a functioning inner life while Russia rearranges itself with the subtlety of a brick through a window. There are trains that never seem to go where they should, political upheavals arriving with the punctuality of bad weather, and a love story that is both beautiful and, frankly, logistically disastrous. If you like your historical epics full of yearning, moral conflict, and people staring out at bleak landscapes thinking deep thoughts, you have come to the right paperback. Your particular copy has travelled here via Crappy Old Books, which means it has almost certainly seen some things. Expect: A cover that may show a little fading and scuffing, as though it has endured its own minor revolution in somebody’s rucksack. A spine with honest, hard-earned creases that suggest more than one reader has said “just one more chapter” and then accidentally read fifty pages. Softened corners, giving it the air of a book that has been through several winters and at least one move between flats. Inside, however, the drama remains fully intact. The pages still carry every snowbound scene, every political argument, every tragic encounter between people who clearly should not be in the same room and yet repeatedly are. The print is legible, the chapters are all present, and the prose continues to deliver that special blend of lyrical beauty and “oh dear, this cannot end well.” Picking up Doctor Zhivago in Used condition from Crappy Old Books comes with a few delightful side benefits: You gain instant literary credibility: a visibly read copy of a Russian classic says, “I have Feelings and occasionally read Serious Things.” You get a book that has probably already survived tear stains, biscuit crumbs, and the odd attempt to look up Russian history on a phone halfway through chapter ten. You participate in the noble tradition of passing hefty, emotionally devastating novels from one slightly overwhelmed reader to the next. Perfect for: Readers who enjoy love stories where the backdrop is “everything is on fire, politically and literally.” Anyone who wants to spend time in early 20th-century Russia without needing warm boots and a sturdy constitution. People who like their classics substantial, beautifully written, and gently soul-crushing, but in a satisfying way. Adopt this Used copy of Doctor Zhivago and give it a new home on your shelf. The pages may be a little aged, but the emotional damage inside is as fresh as ever. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/302/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/doctor-zhivago.jpg 5.62 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-301 I am the cheese by Robert Cormier I Am the Cheese (1978) by Robert Cormier — Dell ISBN: 0440940605 Condition: Used (mentally disorienting, physically intact, structurally unreliable in all the right ways) Offered with a nervous glance over the shoulder by Crappy Old Books If you like your YA books straightforward and comforting, with clear answers and tidy endings, I Am the Cheese is here to do absolutely none of that. Robert Cormier’s classic mind-bender takes one anxious boy, one bicycle journey, one mysterious past, and a government-flavoured sense of dread, and blends them into a story that starts off slightly odd and ends somewhere in the region of “…wait, what?” We follow Adam Farmer, who is either: A boy on a heroic solo bike ride to visit his father, A confused patient being gently interrogated, Or a deeply unreliable narrator whose reality keeps slipping sideways while we clutch the pages and whisper, “You okay, mate?” The book flickers between Adam’s literal journey on the road and his metaphorical journey through memory, fear, half-truths, and institutional fluorescent lighting. Along the way, we meet: A psychiatrist who asks way too many questions, Parents who are not nearly as simple as they first appear, And a world where “protection” might be more dangerous than the thing you’re being protected from. By the time you reach the end, you will have questioned: The narrative, The characters, And, quite possibly, your own decision to read this right before bed. This particular copy, dredged up from the psychologically complicated shelves of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used — which feels extremely on-theme. That means: The cover may show small creases, edge wear, and that faint “handled by teenagers in English class” energy. The spine likely has one or more creases — physical proof that previous readers did make it to the end, even if their sense of certainty did not. The pages are probably tanned, a bit soft at the corners, and quietly holding on to decades of “Wait, so… what really happened?” from earlier readers. No missing chapters, no blackout sections, no sinister redactions — the confusion here is 100% intentional and author-approved. I Am the Cheese is one of those books that cheerfully rips up the line between “young adult” and “existential crisis.” It asks big questions about identity, memory, surveillance, and whether the people in charge actually have your best interests at heart (spoiler: hmm). It’s short, unnerving, strangely tender, and surprisingly modern in its paranoia. Perfect for: Readers who enjoy unreliable narrators and psychological puzzles, Former students who vaguely remember reading this at school and thinking, “This is… a lot,” Anyone who likes their YA with fewer prom scenes and more government programmes. Put this Used copy on your shelf and you broadcast two things: You read weird, clever stuff as a kid (or intend to fix that now). You are absolutely the sort of person who will overthink a 1970s paperback for days. Take it home, start reading, and join Adam on a journey that might be a bike ride, might be a therapy session, and might be something else entirely. Just don’t expect the cheese to explain itself. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/301/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/i-am-the-chees.jpg 7.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell 9780440940609 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-300 Ruthless com by Tom Clancy and Martin and Harry Greenberg Ruthless com (1998) by Tom Clancy and Martin and Harry Greenberg is what happens when late-90s techno-paranoia and corporate backstabbing put on suits, log onto the internet via dial-up, and decide to have a thriller. This is the Penguin paperback edition, rocking the gloriously Y2K-adjacent ISBN 0140279245, from that era when “dot com” was all one word and absolutely definitely the future. You can practically hear a 56k modem in the background every time you look at the cover. As sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy is firmly and unapologetically Used. Not “near fine”, not “collector grade”, not “as new apart from one microscopic blemish that requires a jeweller’s loupe to detect”. No. This is the sort of used that suggests boardrooms, buses and at least one all-nighter where someone stayed up too late reading about hostile takeovers and information warfare instead of doing their actual job. You can reasonably expect: A Penguin thriller cover from the age of chunky fonts and ominous graphics that whisper, “People are going to die because of a spreadsheet.” Tanned pages, the exact colour of a mid-90s office wall, giving the whole thing the air of a misfiled internal report somebody really shouldn’t have left on the printer. A creased spine, strong evidence that previous owners actually read the thing rather than posing it on a shelf next to an unused MBA. Condition notes, translated from Booksellerese: “Used” – this book has gone places. Rucksacks, briefcases, bedside tables, possibly a depressing airport lounge. “May show signs of wear” – corners gently blunted, edges lightly scuffed, maybe a mysterious impression where it spent a fortnight under a stack of other paperbacks. “Pages clean and intact” – no missing conspiracy, no vanished chapter where the plot gets explained, and no coffee stains large enough to qualify as new continents. This is a book for you if: You enjoy thrillers where share prices are as dangerous as missiles and everyone is either a CEO, a hacker, or about to have a very bad day. You are nostalgically fond of an era when “online” meant a beige box, a CRT monitor, and a terrifying new thing called email. You like your tension with a heavy dressing of Clancy-ish detail: systems, security, and the sort of acronyms that sound worryingly plausible. You’re perfectly happy if your reading copy looks like it has already survived one corporate restructure and at least two delayed trains. Reading experience forecast: First chapters: “Oh wow, this is like opening a time capsule full of dial-up and arrogance.” Midway through: you start eyeing modern Big Tech news with a faint “huh, this feels familiar” unease. Final stretch: pages turning faster, snacks disappearing, vague urge to check your stock portfolio even if you don’t have one. Crappy Old Books is not trying to sell this to you as a museum artefact. This is a working thriller. A “chuck me in your bag and read me in every awkward 20-minute gap” copy. The cover might be a bit scuffed, the spine might be doing that cracked-but-sturdy thing, but the words are all there, ready to deliver late-20th-century cyber-corporate mayhem directly into your brain. In short: Ruthless com (1998) by Tom Clancy and Martin and Harry Greenberg, Penguin paperback, ISBN 0140279245, in proudly Used condition, is a slightly battered time machine to the era when the internet was new, money was loud, and everyone was absolutely sure they understood how technology worked. Buy it from Crappy Old Books, enjoy the nostalgia, and try not to think too hard about how much of it doesn’t feel like fiction anymore. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/300/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ruthless-com.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140279245 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-293 Fee Fi Fo Fum by Allan Ahlberg and Colin McNaughton Fee Fi Fo Fum 3 stories: The Pie Cat + Fish Fee Fi Fo Fum For little children that like pictures. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/293/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/fee-fo-fo-fum.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Walker Books 9780744514995 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-289 Between You and Me by Julia Clarke Between You and Me (2004) by Julia Clarke — Oxford University Press ISBN: 0192753827 Condition: Used (emotionally mature, physically “characterful”) Proudly presented by Crappy Old Books, where every book has a past and none of them apologise for it If teenage friendship, tangled feelings, and mild emotional chaos had an official spokesperson, it would probably be Between You and Me by Julia Clarke — a YA novel that understands adolescence so well it might as well come with a free angst-powered soundtrack. Centering on two best friends navigating life’s delicate balance of loyalty, drama, and “Oh no, why did I say that?”, Clarke offers a story that feels both comfortingly familiar and uncomfortably accurate. Inside this tale of friendship and friction, you’ll find secret crushes, awkward misunderstandings, and the sort of diary-worthy moments that make teenagers swear they are never speaking to each other again… until lunchtime. Clarke writes with warmth, wit, and the kind of knowing nod that suggests she too once survived adolescence without instructions. This particular copy — a Used veteran from the slightly lopsided shelves of Crappy Old Books — has lived long enough to understand the emotional turbulence it contains. Its corners may be a little rounded (from experience, not neglect), its spine may whisper “I’ve been opened a few times,” and its pages may exhibit that soft, cosy wear that suggests someone once read it under a duvet with a torch. Think of it less as “second-hand” and more as “fully trained in empathy.” But rest assured: all its words remain present and correct, ready to deliver a heartfelt, gently chaotic slice of teenage life. Oxford University Press may have envisioned this book as a neatly bound paperback of literary quality — and we agree — but Crappy Old Books feels obligated to confess that this particular specimen has… seen things. Shelf things. Rucksack things. Possibly school locker things. If you’re after a sweet yet sharp YA story about the complications of growing up and trying not to fall out with the people you care about most, this delightfully world-weary copy is ready to join you. Just don’t ask it to go back to school — it’s done its time. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/289/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/between-you-and-me.jpg 0.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Oxford University Press 9780192753823 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-286 Rising sun by Michael Crichton Rising Sun (1992) by Michael Crichton is the techno-corporate thriller you reach for when you want murder, boardrooms, and early-’90s anxiety about Japan Inc. buying literally everything that isn’t nailed down. This is the Ballantine Books paperback edition, humming with fax machines, pagers and men in suits who say “This goes all the way to the top” at least once a chapter. It comes fully barcoded and respectable with ISBN 0345380371, so your deep dive into trans-Pacific corporate paranoia is properly catalogued for posterity. As sold by Crappy Old Books, the condition is proudly Used. Not “as new”, not “fine”, and certainly not “still smells of the bookshop”. This is the version that has already lived through a couple of office moves, a 1990s airport departure lounge and one ill-advised all-nighter where someone stayed up too late reading about industrial espionage instead of finishing their spreadsheet. You can realistically expect: A Ballantine thriller cover radiating early-’90s seriousness: bold serif title, looming imagery, and the vague sense that global capitalism is about to have a very bad day. Tanned pages, the exact tone of an over-photocopied internal memo that says “CONFIDENTIAL” and absolutely has been left in the printer tray. A creased spine, forensic proof that previous owners blew straight past the “I’ll just read one more chapter” boundary until the binding itself gave up asking. Condition notes, stripped of their polite euphemisms: “Used” – people have actually read this. On trains. In break rooms. On sofas under the pretence of “just unwinding” while actually absorbing a mini-seminar on corporate politics. “May show signs of wear” – corners softened, edges scuffed, maybe a tiny battle scar where it lost an encounter with a briefcase zip. “Pages clean and intact” – all the murder, meetings and misread cultural signals are present and correct. No missing confession, no vanished chapter where the plot suddenly makes sense. This is a book for you if: You enjoy Crichton in full “smart people making bad decisions with technology” mode, but with added boardrooms and less dinosaur. You have an unholy fondness for scenes where someone pauses a crucial negotiation to take a phone call on a massive mobile brick. You like your thrillers to involve both homicide and PowerPoint energy, with strong supporting roles for lawyers, cops and several people who know more than they are saying. You’re perfectly happy for your copy to look like it has already survived one corporate merger and an unnecessary management offsite. Probable reading experience: First chapters: “Oh hello, this is aggressively 1992 and I love it.” Middle stretch: you start muttering things like “that’s not how any of this HR policy would work” but keep turning pages anyway because the plot is faster than your scepticism. Final act: book glued to your hands, snacks mysteriously gone, vague suspicion that you now qualify as middle management in a fictional Japanese conglomerate. Crappy Old Books is not here to pretend this is an untouched collector’s piece. This is a working paperback. It is designed to be shoved in a bag, read on a commute, abandoned on a coffee table and picked up again with biscuit crumbs nearby. The cover may be scuffed, the spine may be cracked, but the story is fully operational and ready to deliver vintage Crichton-grade corporate mayhem. In short: Rising Sun (1992) by Michael Crichton, Ballantine Books paperback, ISBN 0345380371, in honestly Used condition, is a slightly battered, highly readable time capsule of early-’90s tech, tension and boardroom intrigue. Buy it from Crappy Old Books, enjoy the nostalgia, and be grateful your own office politics do not, as far as you know, involve homicide. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/286/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/rising-sun.jpg 0.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345380371 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-285 The Palace by Paul Erdman The Palace (1988) by Paul Erdman (Bantam) ISBN: 0553275380 Condition: Used (financially distressed, morally sound) — as sold by Crappy Old Books In a world where money moves faster than common sense and international finance is basically organised anxiety with better stationery, Paul Erdman’s The Palace invites you into the glamorous, panicky realm of high-stakes economics and political intrigue. It is the kind of thriller where the numbers are big, the consequences are bigger, and absolutely nobody is being paid enough to sleep well at night. Erdman, a former economist who knew exactly how the sausage of global finance got made (and how often it exploded), spins a tale of power, currency, and the sort of behind-the-scenes negotiations that could tank an economy before breakfast. Expect central bankers with god complexes, politicians with selective ethics, and assorted movers and shakers who treat entire nations like pieces on a very expensive chessboard. The markets tremble. The readers snack. This particular copy, proudly offered by Crappy Old Books, has very clearly survived its own economic cycle. Signs of previous ownership may include: A cover that has experienced light to moderate wear, as if it once lived in a briefcase next to an unclosed pen and a half-eaten sandwich. A spine with tasteful creases indicating that at least one reader kept going past the bit where the financial jargon got scary. Corners that are gently rounded, not unlike the global economy after a crisis: still functioning, just slightly bruised. Inside, however, the text is fully intact and still ready to deliver: Boardroom scheming and international back-channel deals. People in expensive suits making catastrophic decisions. The unnerving realisation that the line between “economic thriller” and “news” is distressingly thin. A Used copy of The Palace from Crappy Old Books offers several unique benefits: Authentic “veteran paperback” energy: This is not some pristine, untouched object. This is a novel that has seen airport lounges, delayed trains, and at least one insomniac night of “just one more chapter.” Built-in irony: You are reading a novel about global capital, monetary policy, and power-brokering in a copy that has itself been thoroughly depreciated. Congratulations: you are now part of the metaphor. Quiet reassurance: No matter how bad things get in the book, at least you did not pay full hardback price. Perfect for: Readers who like their thrillers laced with economic panic and political manoeuvring. Anyone who has ever watched financial news and thought, “This feels like a plotline, and not a comforting one.” People who enjoy the smug thrill of understanding just enough about money to be worried all the time. Adopt this Used copy of The Palace and let Erdman walk you through a world where fortunes rise, empires wobble, and the only thing truly stable is the fact that your copy from Crappy Old Books will remain exactly as dog-eared as when it arrived. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/285/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/palace.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553275384 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-284 A Dangerous Mourning by Anne Perry A Dangerous Mourning (1991) by Anne Perry — Fawcett Columbine ISBN: 0804110379 Condition: Used (socially distressed, structurally sound, faintly smelling of respectability and scandal) Offered with a discreet cough behind a black veil by Crappy Old Books Welcome to Victorian London, where the smog is thick, the morals are thin, and murder in a respectable household is considered deeply inconvenient for everyone involved. In A Dangerous Mourning, Anne Perry once again proves that nothing says “good morning” like a corpse in a nice house and a family full of people pretending everything is fine. Inspector William Monk is on the case, which is unfortunate for the sort of people who prefer their reputations intact and their secrets unexamined. Monk, still piecing together his own lost memories, is blessed with a talent for asking questions nobody wants to answer. Add in Hester Latterly—sharp-tongued, opinionated, and utterly done with male nonsense—and you have a duo about as welcome in an aristocratic drawing room as a live rat in the tea tray. The crime? A brutal murder in a wealthy home. The setting? Heavy drapes, deep carpets, and more hidden tension than a family Christmas. Expect: Upper-class ladies who are far more worried about social disgrace than violent death, Servants who know far too much and say far too little, Brothers, cousins, husbands, and guests, all with rock-solid alibis and wildly suspicious behaviour, And the delightful Victorian tradition of blaming anything awkward on “nerves.” As Monk and Hester dig deeper, mourning becomes less about grief and more about panic. Because the dead woman is not the only thing being quietly buried—there are reputations, secrets, and entire histories at stake. This is a world where appearance is everything, and the truth is something you’d only bring up if you absolutely had to… preferably never. This particular copy, solemnly retrieved from the atmospheric shelves of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show light scuffs and edge wear, like it has been stuffed into more than one overpacked bag “just in case I get time to read.” The spine likely bears one or more creases, each one a record of “I’ll stop after this chapter… oh, maybe one more.” The pages are probably gently tanned and softly worn at the corners, with exactly the right mood for reading under a lamp while feeling glad you do not live in 19th-century London. No missing pages, no mysterious stains on crucial clues, no torn-out final chapter (we would never). Just honest, slightly aged Victorian murder and manners. Perfect for: Fans of historical crime who enjoy their corpses accompanied by social commentary, Readers who like detectives with complicated pasts and nurses who refuse to behave, Anyone who believes the real mystery is how these people manage to breathe in all those corsets while lying through their teeth. Place this Used copy of A Dangerous Mourning on your shelf and instantly add a touch of “respectable household with something terribly wrong in it” to the room. Read it in public and let people assume you’re quietly judging modern society through the lens of Victorian homicide. Take it home, put the kettle on, and let Anne Perry escort you through drawing rooms, servants’ corridors, and inquests where everyone wears black, but very few are truly innocent. After all, in this world, grief may be expected—but honesty? Now that’s dangerous. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/284/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-dangerous-mourning.jpg 3.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Columbine 9780804110372 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-283 Mechwarrior Dark Age 23 by Blaine Lee Pardoe MechWarrior: Dark Age #23 (2006) By Blaine Lee Pardoe — Roc ISBN: 0451461207, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you reach for when you want giant stompy war machines, dynastic drama, and political chaos across the Inner Sphere—delivered in convenient paperback form instead of a 90-ton BattleMech. MechWarrior: Dark Age 23 (yes, we’ve reached the “you should really know what you’re getting into by now” stage of the saga) finds the BattleTech universe doing what it does best: refusing to calm down. Factions are scheming, Houses are plotting, mercenaries are hustling, and somewhere, someone is discovering that the worst thing in the galaxy is not enemy fire—it’s allies with an agenda. This particular copy, courageously re-Deployed by Crappy Old Books, comes in glorious Used condition, which here means: A softly creased spine, strong evidence that at least one previous commander binge-read their way through multiple firefights and political crises without once powering down. Scuffed edges, like armour plating that’s seen a few campaigns: cosmetic damage only, still fully operational. Gently tanned pages, giving all that interstellar carnage a strangely cosy, lived-in look. Inside, you can expect: Mechs, obviously. Walking tanks, jump jets, autocannons, PPCs, and all the soothing mechanical violence your tactical little heart desires. Intrigue, because in the Dark Age, nobody just shoots you. They shoot you while also undermining your legitimacy and sabotaging your supply chain. Signature Pardoe lorecraft, stitching together history, unit flavour, and just enough character trauma to make the explosions feel personal. It’s the kind of story where: Loyalties shift faster than a light ’Mech on flank speed. Victory conditions are unclear, but “don’t die in a flaming reactor breach” is always on the list. The line between “hero,” “villain,” and “deeply stressed professional in a walking gun platform” is gloriously blurred. Your Crappy Old Books edition may also feature: A slightly bowed cover, like it’s trying to imitate a hunched Atlas trundling onto the field. A faint imprint or two where someone gripped the book a bit too hard during a surprise betrayal, orbital strike, or last-stand moment. That unmistakable second-hand sci-fi smell: part paper, part dust, part “this has been on a shelf next to at least three other books with exploding planets on the cover.” You’ll love this used copy if: You already know what a House, a Clan, and a merc unit are, and you enjoy all three yelling at each other across star maps. You like your future wars crunchy—with logistics, politics, and history, not just pew-pew lazors. You believe a novel isn’t truly tactical unless at least one character is making a terrible decision because of pride, honour, or a badly timed communiqué. And because it’s from Crappy Old Books, you get: A battle-tested paperback at non–ComStar prices. A pre-broken-in spine ready for one-handed reading during coffee breaks, commutes, or your own private planning session for galactic domination. The smug satisfaction of knowing you’re keeping out-of-print, lore-packed mech fiction in circulation instead of letting it vanish into some forgotten storage crate on Galatea. So go ahead—recruit MechWarrior: Dark Age 23 to your personal library. It’s cheaper than a ’Mech, safer than a battlefield, and the only thing at risk is your ability to stop after “just one more chapter” of industrial-strength, used-paperback space warfare from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/283/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mech-warrior-dark-age.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Roc 9780451461209 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-282 White House by David Hagberg White House (2001) by David Hagberg is that particular brand of political thriller where the stakes are always “democracy as we know it”, the phones are always secure, and absolutely no one ever seems to eat a normal meal or get eight hours’ sleep. This is the Forge paperback edition, carrying the very respectable ISBN 0812550641, so you can rest assured that your impending dose of high-level panic is fully catalogued and library-compliant. This isn’t some shy little literary experiment. This is a book that walks up to you, points at the title, and says: Yes. That White House. As sold by Crappy Old Books, the condition is enthusiastically Used. Not “as new”, not “giftable”, not “pristine unread shelf beauty”. This is the kind of copy that has been through at least one commuter bag, several late nights, and possibly an airport security tray or two. It has lived a life. It will live another. You can probably expect: A Forge thriller cover radiating “urgent national security” energy: bold title, ominous image, and type that positively yells at you from across the room. Tanned pages, the exact shade of confidential briefing papers left too close to the Oval Office desk lamp. A creased spine, indicating that previous owners were far more concerned with finding out what happened next than preserving structural mintiness. Condition notes, translated out of polite bookseller language: “Used” – this book has been opened, gripped, bent back, and possibly flung onto a sofa during a particularly audacious plot twist. “May show signs of wear” – rubbed corners, scuffed edges, maybe a faint white line where the cover once met a sharp shelf edge and lost. “Pages clean and intact” – all conspiracies present and correct, no crucial pages missing, and no coffee stains in the precise paragraph where the plot is explained. This is a book for you if: You like your fiction with presidential limos, shadowy agencies and people saying “we’ve got a situation” in every other chapter. You enjoy the comforting unreality of a universe where crises can be solved by a handful of very capable operatives and some aggressive phone calls. You’re fond of that early-2000s vibe: pre-streaming, pre-social media, but absolutely saturated in cable news and international tension. You’re perfectly happy if your copy looks like it’s already survived one imaginary constitutional crisis and is ready for another. Probable reading experience: Opening chapters: “Oh, we’re straight into corridors, codewords and problems that definitely aren’t going through normal channels.” Middle stretch: growing suspicion of everyone in the book, mild urge to shout “don’t trust him” at the page, questionable snack choices. Final act: pages turning faster, you vaguely aware you should have gone to bed three chapters ago, but democracy is hanging by a narrative thread and you are personally invested. Crappy Old Books is not attempting to sell you a relic for a Perspex display case. This is a working thriller. A “read me on trains, in waiting rooms, and during that odd hour when you’re meant to be doing something productive” copy. The cover may be a little scuffed, the spine may be fashionably cracked, but the story is fully operational and cleared for action. In short: White House (2001) by David Hagberg, Forge paperback, ISBN 0812550641, in honestly Used condition, is a slightly battered guided tour through high-stakes political mayhem. Buy it from Crappy Old Books, throw it in your bag, and let someone else worry about national security while you worry about whether you’ve got time for “just one more chapter.” https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/282/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/white-house.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Forge 9780812550641 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-281 Death in the Air by Agatha Christie Death in the Air (1984) By Agatha Christie — Berkley Publishing Group ISBN: 0425067807, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books Welcome aboard the most inconvenient flight of the 20th century: the one where somebody gets murdered mid-air and, tragically, there is no option to simply change planes. In Death in the Air (also known in more literal circles as Death in the Clouds), Agatha Christie does what she does best: locks a small group of people into a confined space, adds one very dead body, sprinkles in several plausible motives, and lets Hercule Poirot simmer politely until the truth bubbles out—immaculate moustache intact. This particular edition, bravely recirculated by Crappy Old Books, comes to you in that most evocative of formats: Used. Which, in this case, means: A cover that has survived years of being stuffed into handbags, rucksacks, and possibly seat-back pockets on flights that were thankfully much less eventful. Pages that have been turned with mounting suspicion, quiet triumph, and at least one “No, it can’t be them… can it?” A totally legit ISBN (0425067807), proving that even murder at 30,000 feet must bow to cataloguing standards. Inside, we join Hercule Poirot—who, if we’re honest, should set off security alarms on sheer “murder magnet” energy alone—as he finds himself on a flight where one passenger fails to reach their destination alive. Someone has been killed right under everyone’s nose (and above the English Channel), and the list of suspects is limited to the people sitting within the radius of polite elbow contact. You get: A classic closed-circle mystery, but with less country house and more cabin pressure. Poirot observing everything, including what people pretend not to notice, what they pretend to notice, and who is being just a little too helpful. Christie’s gentle savagery, quietly skewering personalities, alibis, and the English habit of using small talk as emotional armour. As for this Crappy Old Books copy, it may proudly feature: Mild page-yellowing, the literary equivalent of a soft sepia filter that whispers, “Relax. This murder is vintage.” Tiny creases along the spine, proving at least one previous reader did not stop after the first chapter. The faint possibility of an old bookmark, bus ticket, or scrap of paper tucked inside like a time capsule from someone else’s commute. This is the perfect book if: You enjoy the idea of air travel with more cigarettes, more legroom, and significantly more potential for homicide. You like your mysteries neat, your suspects numerous, and your detective slightly offended by other people’s logical shortcomings. You are comforted by the knowledge that whatever chaos is happening in your life, at least you are not trapped in a metal tube with Poirot and a corpse. Reading Death in the Air now is a reminder of a simpler time, when: In-flight entertainment was “a book and your thoughts.” Security theatre was minimal, but dramatic irony was at cruising altitude. If Poirot boarded your flight, you should have immediately rescheduled. And yet, for all the intrigue, this edition remains disarmingly modest: a slightly worn paperback of manageable size, the kind you can slip in a coat pocket and pull out whenever you feel the urge for a little light homicide (purely fictional, of course). Adopt this used, well-travelled mystery from Crappy Old Books and let it accompany you on your own journeys—train, plane, sofa, or bathtub. After all, if there’s going to be death in the air, it’s much better if it stays firmly on the page. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/281/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-in-the-air.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley Publishing Group 9780425067802 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-280 This Blessed Plot by MRD Meek This Blessed Plot (1992) By M.R.D. Meek — Worldwide Library ISBN: 0373260938, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you pick up when you want murder, manners, and property boundaries all tangled up together—because nothing brings out the worst in people quite like a nice piece of land and a long-held grudge. In This Blessed Plot, M.R.D. Meek delivers exactly what the title promises: a plot, several plots, and the occasional corpse planted in thoroughly inconvenient metaphorical (or possibly literal) soil. Expect that particular British crime blend where the countryside is charming, the people are polite, and someone is absolutely lying through their carefully maintained teeth. This particular copy, proudly circulated by Crappy Old Books, arrives in beautifully Used condition, which in this case means: A softly creased spine, proof that at least one previous reader barrelled happily through the chapters looking for suspects, motives, and confirmation that their least favourite character was indeed up to no good. Lightly worn corners, like a detective’s notebook that’s been in and out of coat pockets more than is strictly healthy. Delicately tanned pages, giving the whole thing a warm, “cosy village with underlying menace” aesthetic. Inside, you’re likely to find: Some flavour of quietly lethal dispute—land, inheritance, development, money, or all of the above—that everyone pretends is perfectly civil until it very much isn’t. A cast of local types: the respectable, the resentful, the nosy, the evasive, and the one who knows far more than they should but says far less than they could. A sleuth (official or otherwise) working through layers of gossip, half-truths, and social niceties sharp enough to cut. Meek’s world is one where: The scenery is lovely, but the conversations are armed. Tea is poured, alibis are constructed, and nobody ever quite says what they mean. “This blessed plot” may refer to land, to England, to the murder scene, or to the entire mess everyone’s managed to get themselves into. Your Crappy Old Books edition may also carry: A mysterious dog-ear or two where the tension spikes, or the killer is heavily hinted at for the first time. The faint shadow of an old price sticker, like archaeological evidence of a past life on some other second-hand shelf. That deeply comforting old-book scent: part dust, part paper, part “someone else was suspicious of these people before you.” You’ll enjoy this slightly battle-worn paperback if: You think crime is best served in a quiet setting with simmering tempers and hedges that definitely conceal things. You prefer murder mysteries where the most dangerous weapon might be a sharp remark, right up until it isn’t. You firmly believe that nothing screams “trouble” like the phrase “it’s only a small boundary issue.” Because it’s sold by Crappy Old Books, you also get: Full access to all the secrets, feuds, and revelations at a fraction of the original drama budget. A book that feels like it has already been read once during a rainy weekend in a draughty house—the ideal conditions, frankly, for any good murder mystery. The moral satisfaction of knowing you’ve preserved both literature and fictional crime in one efficient purchase. Take This Blessed Plot home. Settle in somewhere comfortable, preferably with a hot drink and a view of a garden that is hopefully not concealing any evidence. Because if there’s anything more enjoyable than watching a fictional community tie itself in knots over land and lies, it’s doing so via a well-travelled, gently worn paperback from Crappy Old Books that has already survived one round of suspicion. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/280/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/this-blessed-plot.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Worldwide Library 9780373260935 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-278 HMS Ulysses by Alistair MacLean All hands to the armchair: Alistair MacLean’s HMS Ulysses (Fawcett Gold Medal, 1955) is the naval novel that treats the North Atlantic like a gym where hope goes to lift very heavy weather. This is MacLean’s breakout—an ice-rimmed baptism of steel in which a hard-driven light cruiser escorts a convoy through the Arctic and discovers that the world contains two kinds of enemies: the ones with torpedoes and the ones that come disguised as night, cold, and exhaustion. The result is 300+ pages of frozen breath, stripped paint, and leadership decisions sharp enough to shave with. MacLean writes competence like a love language. Bulkheads groan, rivets sing, searchlights carve tunnels in blowing snow, and somewhere beyond the creaking horizon a U-boat decides it has made a terrible career choice. The ship’s company—sailors, stokers, officers with gravel in their voices—fight storm seas, merciless ice accretion, and the prickly logistics of keeping morale alive when the coffee resembles motor oil and the sky refuses to have a sun. There are air attacks that arrive like punctuation, gunnery duels that double as character studies, and the persistent suspicion that valor and common sense are not on speaking terms. It’s a novel about endurance that strangely refuses to become tedious—partly because MacLean keeps finding new ways for the ocean to invent trouble, and partly because he knows exactly when to aim a single, withering sentence at your heart. This is the convoy story turned pressure cooker: duty versus survival, steel versus ice, men versus the sort of cold that files its taxes early. Mutiny threatens, command costs, and courage is measured not in speeches but in the number of times somebody goes back out on deck when the deck is clearly trying to leave. You’ll learn more than you meant to about frozen spray, shattered glass, and the delicate art of navigating by nerve ends. You do not read HMS Ulysses; you reef, you trim, you hang on. Edition particulars for the bookish quartermaster: Fawcett Gold Medal Book, 1955; identification listed as Congress 56-5441 (a pleasingly cloak-and-dagger way to say “catalogued”). Paper that flips crisply, typography that marches in formation, and cover art designed to be seen from across a fogbound railway platform by someone already late for a train. Condition: Used, and honorably so. Expect the noble signs of prior voyages: a crease like a latitude line, edges lightly scuffed as though the book itself has been in a brisk gale, pages tanned to the warm sepia of a wardroom lampshade. The spine stands to attention; the text is all present and correct; any previous owner’s name will likely be that of a brave soul who reads where ordinary mortals would look for a blanket. In short: seaworthy. Procured by Crappy Old Books, which, in the grand maritime tradition, is a name chosen to lower expectations so the ship can exceed them. If you crave a novel that smells faintly of salt, cordite, and library, that believes bravery is a verb, and that proves weather can be a character with fewer lines and more power than anyone else on stage—make fast, turn to, and let HMS Ulysses take the watch. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/278/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hms-ulysses.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett Gold Medal Book no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-277 Depression and its Treatment by John H Greist MD and James W Jefferson MD Depression and its Treatment (1985) by John H. Greist, MD & James W. Jefferson, MD — Warner Books ISBN: 0446327182 Condition: Used (slightly weary, still supportive, very much here for you) Offered with a sympathetic sigh by Crappy Old Books Here it is: a self-help classic from that noble era when, if you were having a hard time, you didn’t open an app — you bought a paperback with a serious title and a lot of footnotes. Depression and its Treatment is exactly what it says on the tin: two psychiatrists calmly explaining what depression is, why it happens, and what can be done about it… in a tone that assumes you might actually sit down and read several chapters in a row. Inside, you’ll find a straightforward, medically-minded walk through the world of low mood, loss of interest, “why am I like this?”, and the various ways professionals try to help. There are explanations. There are case examples. There are discussions of therapy and medication, back when “medication” came in fewer flavours and nobody used the phrase “brain chemistry” as a catch-all explanation for everything from sadness to not answering emails. Is some of the science and terminology a bit 1985? Absolutely. Does it still offer a surprisingly clear, compassionate picture of what depression is and is not? Also yes. Think of it as a time capsule from the days when mental health books were printed on slightly yellowing paper instead of glowing at you from a screen at 2 a.m. This particular copy, gently salvaged by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used — which, frankly, feels thematically appropriate. It may show: A cover with minor scuffs, as if it has spent time on a bedside table next to a lamp and a half-finished cup of tea. A spine with creases, evidence that someone once worked their way through the chapters, hopefully with at least a little comfort gained along the way. Pages that are tanned, soft at the edges, and quietly wise in that “I’ve seen some things” paperback sort of way. No promises that this book will “fix” your life (it’s a paperback, not a miracle), but it does do something valuable and modest: it explains, in human language, what doctors mean when they talk about depression and what treatments were considered helpful at the time. No glitter, no pop-psych buzzwords, just two MDs trying to be useful. Perfect for: People curious about how depression and its treatment were described before everything became an inspirational infographic. Readers who actually like serious, medically-informed books but don’t mind a little antique charm with their information. Anyone assembling a shelf of mental health history, where this fits neatly between “Concerned 70s Pamphlets” and “Overconfident 90s Optimism.” Important note: this Used volume is a historical and informational companion, not a replacement for an actual doctor, therapist, or reaching out to someone if you’re struggling right now. It’s a book, not an emergency service. Adopt this slightly worn copy of Depression and its Treatment, give it a spot on your shelf, and let it remind you that long before hashtags and wellness apps, people were already trying — earnestly, imperfectly — to understand what it means to feel unbearably low and how to make things a bit less heavy. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/277/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/depression-and-its-treatment.jpg 5.62 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Warner Books 9780446327183 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-275 The Last Days Of Shelley and Byron by JE Morpurgo The Last Days Of Shelley and Byron (1960) by J. E. Morpurgo — Anchor Books ISBN: None (from an era when books had titles, not barcodes) Condition: Used (romantically weathered, intellectually intact, mildly smelling of libraries and doom) Offered with a dramatic sigh and a gust of sea breeze by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever wondered how two of literature’s most theatrically self-destructive men actually exited the stage, The Last Days Of Shelley and Byron is your backstage pass to the closing act. J. E. Morpurgo calmly reconstructs the final chapters in the lives of Percy Bysshe Shelley and Lord Byron — a project which might as well be subtitled: “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?” (Answer: everything.) In these pages you get: Byron, the original chaotic celebrity aristocrat, stomping around Europe with a mixture of political fervour, personal drama, and questionable health choices. Shelley, exquisitely ethereal poet, whose relationship with boats and storms can be diplomatically described as “ill-starred.” A supporting cast of friends, lovers, hangers-on, and witnesses trying to impose some order on lives that seem determined to be messy right to the end. Morpurgo sifts through letters, diaries, documents and first-hand accounts, piecing together those last, fraught months: Shelley drifting toward his final voyage; Byron marching toward Greek independence and his own physical collapse. The result is part biography, part detective work, and part very literary slow-motion car crash in period dress. This particular copy, rescued from the melancholic end of the Crappy Old Books shelves, is proudly Used. That means: The cover likely bears scuffs, edge wear, and the faint air of having spent decades next to other serious paperbacks with titles like “Essays,” “Letters,” and “Something-Something in Context.” The spine may show a dignified crease or two — evidence of a reader who once sat down with good intentions and thought, “I’ll just read a bit about Shelley’s last days,” and emerged three hours later mildly shattered. The pages are probably tanned and gently softened at the edges, like a book that has endured half a century of being taken down for “just a quick look at that bit about the storm.” No ISBN, because in 1960 nobody imagined future readers would be scanning books with pocket computers while standing in second-hand shops. It exists entirely on its own old-fashioned merits: title, author, and the promise of sad, interesting things inside. Perfect for: Romantic poetry fans who secretly love the behind-the-scenes reality more than the dreamy verse, Readers who enjoy literary history with a hint of morbid curiosity (“how bad were their final days, exactly?”), Anyone who wants to feel better about their own life choices by comparing them, favourably, to two geniuses who treated health and safety as optional suggestions. This Used copy won’t sparkle on Instagram, but it will quietly drop you into the last, intense, and often chaotic moments of two very dramatic lives. It’s history, tragedy, gossip, and scholarship, bound together in one slightly worn Anchor paperback. Take it home, make yourself something hot to drink, and let Morpurgo walk you through the endgame of Shelley and Byron — proof that if you live like a Romantic legend, the epilogue is going to be… complicated. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/275/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-days-of-shelley-and-byron.jpg 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Anchor Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-272 The New Frontier Joke Book by Gene Wortsman The New Frontier Joke Book (1963) by Gene Wortsman — Macfadden Books ISBN: None (launched before ISBNs and safety warnings on humour) Condition: Used (politically vintage, comedically dated, physically intact) Offered with a nostalgic wince by Crappy Old Books Step back into 1963, when “The New Frontier” meant sleek suits, big grins, Cold War nerves, and the iron-clad belief that absolutely everything — including geopolitics — could be improved with a one-liner. The New Frontier Joke Book by Gene Wortsman is a relic from that era, a paperback time capsule full of gags, zingers, and punchlines aimed at a world where newspapers still mattered and nobody had invented the phrase “going viral.” Inside these gently yellowing pages you’ll find: Political jokes from a time when “cutting edge” meant picking on the Space Race, Congress, and the price of everything, Wisecracks about presidents, politicians, and public life that assumed audiences got most of their news from actual print, And the kind of humour that falls somewhere between charmingly tame, bafflingly specific, and “wow, that didn’t age quite how you expected, did it?” This is humour from the era of rotary phones, three TV channels, and the firm belief that a good joke at the right moment could defuse practically anything — except, perhaps, your in-laws. This particular copy, rescued from the dusty frontiers of history by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. Which means: The cover may show scuffs, edge wear, and the faint suggestion it has languished in more than one box of “old paperbacks we really should sort someday.” The spine may have creases that testify to at least one enthusiastic reader who had every intention of memorising a few lines for parties. The pages are likely tanned, slightly softened, and radiating that “I’ve been around since Kennedy” sort of authority. No modern gloss, no updated editions, no “revised for contemporary audiences” sticker. Just pure, unfiltered early-60s joke craftsmanship, complete with occasional groaners and “you had to be there” moments. Perfect for: Comedy nerds who love seeing what people laughed at before sarcasm was industrialised, History buffs who appreciate political satire as a cultural artifact, Anyone who wants to stand up at a gathering and say, “Here’s a joke from 1963,” and then watch the confusion unfold. Will all the jokes land in 2025? Absolutely not. Will some be unexpectedly sharp, oddly wholesome, or so dated they wrap back around to hilarious? Very possibly. That’s half the fun: reading through yesterday’s punchlines and realising how much — and how little — has changed. Adopt this Used copy of The New Frontier Joke Book, and let Gene Wortsman escort you to a world where the laugh track is in your head, the Cold War is background noise, and the hottest take is a pun about Capitol Hill. It’s history. It’s comedy. It’s a paperback attempting to be topical… sixty-plus years later. What’s not to find nervously amusing? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/272/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-new-frontier-joke-book.jpg 7.32 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macfadden Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-271 Body of Evidence by Patricia Cornwell Body of Evidence : A Scarpetta Novel #1 New York Times bestselling author Patricia Cornwell returns to the chilling world of gutsy medical examiner Kay Scarpetta in this suspense fiction classic.Reclusive author Beryl Madison finds no safe haven from months of menacing phone calls -- or the tormented feeling that her every move is being watched. When the writer is found slain in her own home, Kay Scarpetta pieces together the intricate forensic evidence -- while unwittingly edging closer to a killer waiting in the shadows.... https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/271/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/body-of-evidence.jpg 0.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9780743493918 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-270 Alpine Christmas by Mary Daheim Alpine Christmas (1993) by Mary Daheim — Fawcett ISBN: 0345382706 Condition: Used (festively worn, structurally sound, lightly dusted with imaginary snow) Offered with jingling nerves by Crappy Old Books Nothing says “holiday spirit” quite like murder in a small town. In Alpine Christmas, Mary Daheim takes you to Alpine, Washington — a place where the snow is picturesque, the gossip is faster than broadband, and absolutely nothing, ever, is allowed to remain peaceful for more than half a chapter. Our guide to this festive chaos is Emma Lord, editor of the Alpine Advocate, who would really just like to enjoy the season, sip something warm, and perhaps not trip over any corpses until at least January. Sadly, Alpine does not work that way. Instead, Christmas arrives with: Small-town drama in extra-large portions, Seasonal decorations trying their best to distract from rising tension, And the sort of “holiday surprises” that make you wish you’d just stayed home with a fruitcake and a locked door. Daheim’s Alpine world is full of locals who know everything about everyone, except, unfortunately, who the killer is. There are secrets under the tinsel, grudges wrapped in nostalgia, and an entirely reasonable chance that someone will end up dead before the last carol is sung. You know. Christmas. This particular copy, cheerfully liberated from the more chaotic end of the Crappy Old Books shelves, is proudly Used. Which means: The cover may show light scuffs and edge wear, like it’s been in and out of more than one Christmas stocking or overnight bag. The spine probably has a cosy crease or two — marks of previous readers who promised themselves “just one more chapter” before gift-wrapping and utterly failed. The pages may be gently tanned, slightly softened, and fully capable of holding up under being read with cold fingers and a hot drink. No missing pages, no plot-critical clues erased, no suspicious cocoa stains on the whodunnit bit — just honest, slightly aged paperback goodness with a faint aura of “holiday mystery marathons from the 90s.” Perfect for: Fans of cosy mysteries who like their homicide neatly contained within charming communities, Readers who firmly believe that Christmas is improved by at least one good puzzle and a handful of suspicious neighbours, Anyone who finds modern festive films a bit too wholesome and would prefer something with more motives and fewer montages. Set this Used copy of Alpine Christmas on your coffee table and pretend you’re just in it for the ambience. Then, obviously, get sucked in, start suspecting everyone, and look up occasionally to judge your own neighbours on principle. After all, nothing says “seasonal tradition” quite like a small-town Christmas where the lights are twinkling, the snow is falling, and at least one person has something very important to hide. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/270/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-alpine-christmas.jpg 3.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett 9780345382702 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-269 The Languages Of Pao by Jack Vance The Languages Of Pao (1957) by Jack Vance — Ace Books ISBN: None (published in the proud pre-barcode dialect) Condition: Used (lexically weathered, structurally sound, mildly judgmental of your vocabulary) Offered with an arch linguistic shrug by Crappy Old Books Welcome to Pao, a world where language isn’t just how you order lunch — it’s how you think, how you fight, how you work, and quite possibly how you’re controlled. In The Languages Of Pao, Jack Vance takes that one friend’s theory that “language shapes reality” and cranks it up to “entire planetary social engineering project,” then calmly watches the fallout. On Pao, different languages are designed and imposed like software updates for the human mind. Want a society of efficient traders? There’s a language for that. Need tireless warriors who don’t overthink the whole “danger” thing? There’s a language for that too. Fancy reshaping an entire culture by swapping its verbs and reorganising its metaphors? Step right up — it’s all terribly scientific, disturbingly plausible, and faintly rude to the concept of free will. Naturally, things do not go smoothly. (If they did, this would be a pamphlet, not a novel.) Instead, you get: Political manipulation dressed up as “linguistic reform,” A touch of interstellar intrigue, Philosophical questions about identity, thought, and whether you’d still be you if your language suddenly turned you into a different sort of person, And the classic Vance cocktail of odd customs, dry wit, and mildly alarming ideas presented in a perfectly calm tone. This particular copy, liberated from obscurity by the book-hoarding linguanauts of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. By which we mean: The cover may show edge wear, scuffs, and that special 1950s paperback aura of “I survived shelves, boxes, possibly an attic.” The spine may be creased, each line a record of someone thinking “just one more chapter of planetary psychological meddling…” The pages are likely tanned to a pleasant, old-sci-fi shade that whispers “I remember when this was considered the future.” There is no ISBN, because when this book first appeared, nobody imagined that decades later we’d be scanning barcodes on telephones that are also cameras that are also portable anxiety devices. Instead, you get pure, unnumbered vintage pulp respectability. Perfect for: Fans of classic SF who enjoy big ideas in compact, slightly crackly paperbacks. Linguistics nerds who would absolutely redesign a civilisation given half a chance and a grant. Readers who like their sci-fi slyly unsettling rather than full of loud explosions (though no promises on the quiet kind). Adopt this Used copy of The Languages Of Pao and let Jack Vance gently rearrange your thoughts about words, minds, and societies. Will it change the way you think? Possibly. Will it at least make you side-eye the concept of “motivational buzzwords” forever? Almost certainly. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/269/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-languages-of-pao.jpg 20.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ace Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-268 The Last Detective by Robert Crais The Last Detective (2004) By Robert Crais — Ballantine Books ISBN: 0345451902, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you reach for when you want crime fiction with actual feelings, a missing child, a haunted detective, and just enough emotional damage to make you say, “Ah yes, this is proper modern noir.” In The Last Detective, Robert Crais throws his series hero Elvis Cole into one of those cases that stops being “work” and starts being “personal disaster with paperwork.” A child vanishes on his watch, the past comes roaring out of its box, and suddenly everyone wants to know whether the famously smart-mouthed detective is actually worth the faith people put in him—or if he’s just a man with a wisecrack and a gun-shaped comfort object. This particular copy, lovingly re-circulated by Crappy Old Books, comes in full Used splendour: A softly cracked spine, clear proof that at least one previous reader charged through the chapters muttering “just one more, then I’ll sleep,” and absolutely failed. Lightly scuffed edges, like the book itself has been out on a stakeout in a too-small glove compartment. Gently tanned pages, which give the whole thing a warm, nostalgic glow—perfect for a story that spends a lot of time poking through the shadows of the past. Inside, you’ll find: Elvis Cole at his most exposed: less “wisecracking cool guy in a Hawaiian shirt” and more “man whose life is falling apart in real time, but still has to function.” Joe Pike, naturally, lurking in the background being aggressively competent and silently terrifying. A case where the stakes aren’t abstract or professional—they’re brutal, immediate, and emotional, which is fantastic for you as a reader and absolutely appalling for everyone in the book. Crais delivers: Taut suspense, where every lead could be salvation or disaster. Sharp dialogue, because if people are going to suffer, they might as well be entertaining about it. Emotional gut-punches, the kind that arrive disguised as backstory, memory, or one-line revelations and then sit in your brain for days. As for this Crappy Old Books edition, it may also boast: A slightly bent corner or two, probably where someone paused, swore softly, and needed a moment. The faint ghost of an old price sticker, a reminder of its previous life in another shop, another shelf, another ill-lit corner. That comforting, lived-in second-hand paperback smell that says, “I have already survived one reader’s emotional rollercoaster and am ready for another.” You’ll enjoy this used copy if: You like your detectives capable but not invincible, haunted but not hopeless, and occasionally very bad at talking about their feelings like a normal human. You appreciate crime fiction where the bullets and fists matter, but so do the relationships, the history, and the damage. You find it satisfying when a “series book” suddenly goes, “Right. Time to raise the stakes properly.” And because it’s from Crappy Old Books, you get all of this: Without paying first-edition money. In a pre-softened, easy-to-hold format that doesn’t fight you when you open it. With the smug knowledge that you’re giving a good thriller a second life instead of leaving it to languish in a box somewhere. Take The Last Detective home. Watch everything go wrong and then, maybe, just barely, go right. It’s tense, it’s punchy, it’s emotional—and the only thing truly at risk in your world is a few hours of sleep and the structural integrity of one used, slightly battle-scarred paperback from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/268/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-last-detective.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345451903 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-267 Whirlwind by Joseph R Garber Whirlwind (2004) By Joseph R. Garber — HarperCollins ISBN: 006059652X, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you grab when you want your thriller not just fast-paced, but actively disrespectful of the concept of “downtime.” Whirlwind is Joseph R. Garber doing what Joseph R. Garber does best: constructing a conspiracy/espionage/corporate-mayhem blender, dropping in a protagonist with more problems than sleep, hitting “liquefy,” and letting you deal with the splashback. It’s the sort of novel where by page 40 you’ve already lost track of which powerful organisation wants whom dead, but you’re too busy turning pages to care. This particular copy, heroically rehomed by Crappy Old Books, is proudly and unapologetically Used, which here means: A soft, creased spine that says: “I have already survived one full read-through, at least one commuter train, and a possibly ill-advised beach holiday.” Light scuffing to the cover, like it’s been in the line of fire in a briefcase alongside keys, receipts, and questionable life choices. Mild page tanning, giving everything a warm, slightly noir-tinted glow—perfect for morally ambiguous thrillers and questionable decisions at speed. Inside, expect the holy trinity of modern thriller essentials: People with secrets People with guns People with laptops who know too much Throw in dangerous tech, corporate schemes, global stakes, and at least one person who definitely should have listened to their instincts and gone home, and you’ve got yourself a Garber situation. You’ll find: Dialogue moving at the speed of a good argument. Plot turns that arrive like unexpected turbulence. Locations that smell of airports, boardrooms, car interiors, and the faint whiff of burning deadlines. Garber writes in that classic early-2000s thriller mode, where: Nobody trusts anyone properly. Everyone is either lying, hiding something, or “cannot talk about that right now.” The phrase “we don’t have much time” is less a line of dialogue and more a lifestyle choice. As for this Crappy Old Books veteran, it may also include: A mysterious dog-ear around the point where things go from “slightly concerning” to “oh, this is very bad.” Tiny stress-creases on particularly twisty pages, because someone clearly could not put the book down even while juggling actual real-world responsibilities. That gloriously comforting second-hand-book smell: part pulp paper, part dust, part “somebody else already worried about these characters before you.” You’ll especially enjoy this copy if: You like your stories full of smart people making desperate decisions under pressure. You believe every multinational corporation probably does have a secret agenda, and you’d like fiction to confirm your suspicions in a fun way. You’ve got a train journey, a weekend, or an evening to kill and want your heart rate to spike without leaving the sofa. And because it’s from Crappy Old Books, you get: All the high-octane tension of a brand-new thriller None of the brand-new price tag A book that’s already been “broken in” for optimal, one-handed, late-night reading while you pretend you’ll stop at the next chapter (you won’t) Take Whirlwind home. Let it drag you through corporate conspiracies, covert operations, and the sort of escalating chaos that makes your inbox look almost peaceful. The only real risk is finishing it too quickly and wondering, just briefly, why your actual life doesn’t involve more high-stakes espionage. Then you’ll remember the meetings, and be grateful it doesn’t. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/267/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/whirlwind.jpg 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-266 Three Little Secrets by Liz Carlyle Three Little Secrets National bestselling author Liz Carlyle concludes her scandalous new trilogy with a sensuous novel of two star-crossed souls who..... https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/266/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/three-little-secrets.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Star Books 9780743496124 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-265 Games For All Occasions by Ken Anderson and Morry Carlson Games For All Occasions (1980) by Ken Anderson & Morry Carlson — Zondervan Books ISBN: None (from the “just buy it, you’ll like it” era) Condition: Used (socially experienced, physically scuffed, spiritually party-ready) Offered with a faint sense of chaos by Crappy Old Books Remember a time before phones, streaming, and everyone staring into the void of their screens at gatherings? No? That’s fine — this book does. Games For All Occasions is a gloriously 1980 manual of “fun” that assumes all you need for a good evening is a group of people, a living room, and a worrying readiness to make a fool of yourself in front of relatives, neighbours, and church friends. Written by Ken Anderson and Morry Carlson, this is the sort of book that cheerfully promises exactly what it says on the cover: games for all occasions. Birthdays, youth groups, church socials, family get-togethers, that awkward time between finishing dessert and wondering when it’s polite to go home — it’s all here. Inside you’ll find: Icebreakers designed to prise conversation out of even the shyest cousin, Party games where dignity is optional and enthusiasm is compulsory, Group activities that probably sounded “just a bit of harmless fun” before someone got very competitive, And time-fillers perfect for those moments when someone says, “So… what do we do now?” This particular copy, gently excavated from the archives of human interaction by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show scuffs, scrapes, and faint evidence of having lived in a church cupboard or on a family bookshelf next to cookbooks and 12 different Bibles. The spine may be creased from repeated consultation: “Quick, find something to keep the kids busy before they reinvent indoor vandalism.” The pages might be tanned and possibly contain the ghost of old ballpoint ticks next to “good one!” or “never again.” Yet despite the mild wear and the distinct 1980s energy, the content remains fully operational. The games still work. The rules are still clear. The enthusiasm is still baked in. You may or may not want to revive every single suggestion (some ideas should remain in 1980, along with certain hairstyles), but there’s genuine charm in a book that assumes groups of people willingly interact face to face. Ideal for: Youth leaders asked to “come up with something fun” with 10 minutes’ notice, Families who’ve decided that maybe, just maybe, they should try an evening without screens, Nostalgia enthusiasts who remember when “group game” meant laughter, shouting, and the occasional minor injury, not an app download. No ISBN. No QR codes. No downloadable companion website. Just Games For All Occasions dressed in late-20th-century earnestness, ready to serve as your retro social toolkit. Adopt this Used copy, clear a bit of space in the living room, and rediscover what happens when people stand up, move around, and willingly humiliate themselves for entertainment. Between you and us, it’s chaos… but wholesome chaos. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/265/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/games-for-all-occasions.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zondervan Books 9780310201526 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-264 Edge Of Glass by Catherine Gaskin Edge Of Glass (1969) by Catherine Gaskin — Fawcett World Library ISBN: None (born before the Numbering Age) Condition: Used (fragile glamour, emotionally stable, physically “lived in”) Offered with a nostalgic flutter by Crappy Old Books Step gingerly onto the Edge Of Glass, where feelings are intense, secrets are sharp, and everyone is one dramatic revelation away from staring out of a rain-streaked window. Catherine Gaskin, mistress of the sprawling, emotionally-charged novel, serves up a story in which lives, loyalties and love affairs are as precarious as the title suggests — glittering on the surface, perilous underneath. This is classic late-1960s book-club drama territory: expect big emotions, complicated relationships, questionable life choices, and at least one person who absolutely refuses to talk about “what happened back then.” There are pasts to be hidden, futures to be negotiated, and the ever-present sense that someone, somewhere, is about to overhear the wrong conversation at exactly the wrong time. Does this edition contain: A strong, conflicted heroine trying to do the right thing while surrounded by people doing the absolute opposite? A tangle of loyalties, romances, and moral dilemmas that could all be solved if anyone ever sat down and spoke plainly for five minutes? That wonderful old-school Gaskin atmosphere where everything feels slightly doomed but very readable? Almost certainly. Specifics aside, you’re in the safe, dramatic hands of mid-century popular fiction, and it knows exactly what you came for. This particular copy, rescued and re-homed by Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. That means: The cover may show the subtle scuffs and nicks of a book that has been in more than one home (and possibly more than one handbag), The pages may be nicely tanned, like they’ve been on an extended holiday somewhere near a window, The spine may exhibit gentle creasing, each line a visual record of, “I’ll just read one more chapter.” At a glance, it whispers: “I was purchased in 1969 with full intention of being read in a single weekend, and I have been faintly dramatic ever since.” There is no ISBN — not because it’s obscure or mysterious, but because this book comes from that noble, pre-barcode era when publishers simply trusted you to cope without a number. Consider it retro charm, or evidence that this novel has been around long enough to see fashions, relationships, and entire décor trends come and go. If you: Enjoy old-school women’s fiction where the stakes are personal, domestic, and quietly devastating, Like your drama with a side of vintage paperback aesthetics, Or simply want a 1969 novel that looks fantastic on a shelf and better in your hands… …then this Used copy of Edge Of Glass is ready to step back into the spotlight. It may not be pristine, but then again, neither is anyone in a proper Catherine Gaskin story — and that’s half the fun. Take it home, turn the pages carefully, and prepare for the sort of emotional turbulence modern life rarely schedules for you in such a satisfying 1960s paperback format. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/264/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/edge-of-glass.jpg 5.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Fawcett World Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-263 Byrons Selected Poems by Will D Howe Byron’s Selected Poems (1912) Edited by Will D. Howe — Charles Scribner’s Sons ISBN: none (it predates the barcode era by several emotional centuries) Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you reach for when you’re in the mood to be dramatically miserable, aesthetically intense, and just a little bit superior to everyone who doesn’t own a 1912 Byron. Byron’s Selected Poems, edited by Will D. Howe, gathers together some of Lord Byron’s greatest hits—including “Mazeppa,” “The Prisoner of Chillon,” and the Fourth Canto of Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage—and binds them into one gloriously old-school volume from a time when people felt their feelings in hexameter and then went for a long walk on a cliff. This particular copy, curated and re-homed by Crappy Old Books, brings you Byron with added patina: Aged, slightly fragile pages that have clearly survived multiple generations of sighing, underlining, and “I, too, am misunderstood” reading sessions. A cover that has seen things, including at least one serious attempt at being taken everywhere “for the look of the thing.” Absolutely no ISBN, because in 1912 a book proved its seriousness with typeface and binding, not a barcode and metadata. Inside, you’ll discover: “Mazeppa” – Byron’s mix of wild romanticism and “this is probably a bit much, even for you, George,” featuring horses, suffering, and emotional velocity. “The Prisoner of Chillon” – a long, lyrical meditation on chains, solitude, and existential despair that somehow still manages to be glamorous. The Fourth Canto of Childe Harold – Byron wandering around Europe feeling feelings about history, ruins, politics, and himself, largely in that order. All of it delivered in that distinct Byronic tone: Deeply emotional, but very aware of how good it looks in profile. Cynical and world-weary, yet mysteriously always surrounded by dramatic scenery and morally-interesting companions. Equal parts self-critique and self-advertisement, centuries before social media made it mainstream. As a physical object, this Crappy Old Books copy may also feature: Slightly foxed pages, those charming speckles that say, “I have existed for over a hundred years and no one has quite dared throw me out.” The faint ghost of an old owner’s name, perhaps in fountain pen, from someone who once believed that owning Byron was a personality trait. Marginalia, if you’re lucky—tiny pencil notes such as “beautiful!”, “too much?”, or the eternal classic: “NB”. You’ll adore this volume if: You’ve ever wanted to quote something soul-shatteringly dramatic and then casually say, “Oh, it’s just Byron.” You like your poetry rich in imagery, heavy in sentiment, and possibly over-qualified for your current mood. You secretly believe that no one has ever truly suffered like you have, but accept that Byron came close. Reading these poems in a 1912 edition adds an extra layer of time-travel: Byron (1788–1824) being intense about life, love, liberty, and ruins. Victorians and Edwardians reading Byron and having elaborate feelings in parlours. You, in the 21st century, reading the same words from the same printed artefact and thinking, “Wow, he really committed to the drama.” And of course, because this copy comes from Crappy Old Books: It is not pristine. It is interesting. It is not “gift-shop new.” It is library-haunted old. It looks exactly like the sort of book a literary ghost would insist on haunting. So, if you’ve ever wanted to: Sit with a slightly battered but dignified old volume, Read Childe Harold and pretend you, too, are wandering through fallen empires and emotional wreckage, Or simply own a book that makes your other paperbacks feel underdressed— then this Used 1912 Byron’s Selected Poems is waiting for you. It’s not just poetry. It’s a portable, hundred-year-old excuse to be dramatically introspective—with the full backing of Lord Byron and Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/263/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/byrons-selected-poems.jpg 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Charles Scribners Sons no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-262 Ford Pick-Ups and Bronco Automotive Repair Manual - 1980 Thru 1996 by Mark Christman John B Raffa and John H Haynes In a world where the romance of the open road intersects precariously with the harsh realities of rust, oil leaks, and that peculiar clunking sound that only manifests itself just after you’ve said aloud, “This old girl is running beautifully,” we present the Ford Pick-Ups and Bronco Automotive Repair Manual, covering the golden years of 1980 through 1996. This manual is not just a book; it’s an odyssey through the gritty underbelly of American automotive culture, penned with the finesse of three illustrious authors — Mark Christman, John B. Raffa, and John H. Haynes, who presumably pooled their collective wisdom while drinking questionable coffee out of thermoses in the back of a pickup. Discover the thrilling world of manual transmissions and the enigmatic workings of a V8 engine, all meticulously documented for those brave enough to tinker under the hood of their beloved beast. As you turn each page, you may find yourself transported into the sweaty, grease-stained realms of auto repair, where wrenches are both your best friend and your worst enemy. Whether you’re a seasoned mechanic or someone who once changed a tire on a particularly adventurous camping trip, this book promises to bring you closer to the oily heart of your Ford pickup or Bronco. But alas, dear reader, this is not a fairy tale. The sacrifice of your fingernails and the potential for vehicular dismemberment are real, and while the pictures are indeed worth a thousand words, the words might just lead you into the snare of exploded diagrams and the tragic realization that a part you thought you could fix with duct tape is, in fact, irreparably damaged. Included within its pages are the sacred rites of engine rebuilding, suspension overhauls, and troubleshooting electrical gremlins — the kind that make you question your life choices as you’re lying under a truck, wondering if you should have just called a professional. Let’s not forget the essential tips and tricks that make this manual a treasured artifact among those who appreciate the fine art of automotive chaos. Here’s a sneak peek at what you can expect to learn: How to identify the telltale signs of a failing starter motor without losing your sanity. Why your Bronco might be sobbing uncontrollably (hint: it’s probably the fuel pump). Best practices for avoiding that moment when your pickup goes from “running” to “conveniently parked in the driveway till next spring.” What to do when your toolbox and your patience run out simultaneously. A detailed guide on how to convince your friends that fixing your truck is a fun social activity when, in reality, it’s just a massive headache. Condition: Used, and let’s be honest, it’s seen things. The spine is a bit creased, pages are dog-eared, and the occasional greasy fingerprint adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the reading experience. It’s as if the book itself has lived a little, just like the trucks and Broncos it so passionately describes. The smell of motor oil? That’s just an extra bonus, a scent that whispers tales of long summer days spent in the garage, or perhaps just the unfortunate mishap of a near-miss with a leaking oil can. Perfect for the reader who appreciates a bit of character and doesn’t mind the notion that this manual may have been the silent witness to several automotive disasters. If you’re ready to embrace a love affair with your vehicle that may or may not end with you being rescued by the AA, grab this manual and prepare to embark on a journey fraught with enlightenment, frustration, and the occasional epiphany. For those who wish to delve deep into the annals of automotive history while clutching a faded, oil-stained prayer book, look no further than Crappy Old Books, where treasures like this wait for a new owner to rev them back to life — or at least, attempt to. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/262/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ford-pick-ups-bronco.gif 6.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Haynes Publications 9781563922138 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-261 The Works Of Leo Tolstoi by Leo Tolstoi The Works Of Leo Tolstoi (1928) by Leo Tolstoi — Walter J. Black ISBN: None (this book predates such modern fripperies) Condition: Used (stout, seasoned, and quietly judging your attention span) Offered with a slightly overwhelmed sigh by Crappy Old Books Behold: The Works Of Leo Tolstoi — a big, thick book that could double as a doorstop, a defensive weapon, or, in moments of bravery, actual reading material. Bound in the sturdy optimism of 1928, this volume gathers together a formidable selection of Leo Tolstoi’s greatest hits, near-misses, and emotional battering rams, all in one 728-page literary brick. Inside you’ll find Anna Karenine (yes, spelled that way), presented both abridged and complete, because apparently the editor wanted to give you the choice between “Tremendously Long” and “Even Longer.” You also get Love, The Death of Ivan Ilyitch, The Kreutzer Sonata, The Cossacks, and a positively Tolstoian heap of additional tales — moral, miserable, beautiful, occasionally funny, and always faintly concerned about your soul. Important note for the Tolstoy completist: This grand old tome does not contain War and Peace. That’s right. The one everyone name-drops and no one finishes? Not here. This is the Slimmed-Down Emotional Devastation Edition — no 1,200-page battlefield slog, just concentrated Russian existential dread and domestic upheaval in more digestible chunks. Think of it as Tolstoy’s “best-of” album, minus that one track everyone claims to love but skips. This particular copy, curated from the heroic shelves of Crappy Old Books, is proudly Used. It has almost certainly outlived several previous owners, at least one of whom probably claimed they were “finally going to read some classics this year.” The pages may be yellowed with respectable age, the binding a little world-weary, and the cover perhaps bearing the marks of a long, bookish life — but structurally, it’s still solid. Much like Russian guilt, it endures. At 728 pages, this is not a casual fling; it’s a long-term relationship. Put it on your nightstand and watch guests instantly upgrade their opinion of you. Leave it half open on the table and pretend you were “just in the middle of The Kreutzer Sonata again.” Or, wild idea: actually read it, and submerge yourself in Tolstoi’s world of love, betrayal, death, spiritual crisis, and people staring pensively out of windows in emotionally charged silence. So if you’ve ever wanted: A single volume that announces, “I own a serious book,” A classic collection older than your grandparents’ favourite armchair, A thick wedge of Russian literature that won’t ask you to march through War and Peace… …then this gloriously overqualified, slightly battered, and utterly sincere Used copy of The Works Of Leo Tolstoi is ready to move into your life (and possibly your workout routine — it’s not light). Between you and us, it’s a lot of Tolstoi for not a lot of money. You bring the tea. It brings the existential crisis. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/261/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/leo-tolstoi.gif 9.31 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Walter J Black no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-260 100 Most Common Medical Blunders by Boardroom 100 Most Common Medical Blunders (2007) By Boardroom — Boardroom ISBN: none (medical errors, yes; barcodes, no) Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you pick up when you want to feel deeply uneasy about human fallibility and smugly reassured that at least you’re not the one writing prescriptions. 100 Most Common Medical Blunders is a greatest-hits compilation of the moments where medicine—normally busy saving lives, curing infections, and telling you to drink more water—takes a sharp detour into “Wait, they did what?” territory. It’s like a blooper reel for the healthcare system, except instead of missed lines and awkward stage falls, it’s misdiagnoses, missed alarms, and “oh no, that was the wrong chart.” This particular copy, bravely salvaged and re-released into the world by Crappy Old Books, arrives in beautifully Used condition, which here means: A soft, slightly creased spine, as if previous readers clenched the book the further they went, whispering, “This is fine. Everything is fine.” Gently worn corners, possibly from being slammed shut at particularly alarming anecdotes. Tastefully yellowed pages, lending a warm, nostalgic tone to terrifying content. Inside, you’ll find: A catalogue of avoidable mistakes, ranging from the mildly absurd to the full-body shudder. Stories of tests not ordered, symptoms not listened to, and forms not checked. A recurring theme: humans, even in white coats, are still humans—and sometimes they do not, in fact, nail it. Boardroom lays it all out in that breezy “informative but slightly terrifying” style: “Here’s what went wrong.” “Here’s how it could have been avoided.” “Here’s where you quietly vow to double-check every form you ever sign from now on.” As a physical object, your Crappy Old Books edition may also boast: The occasional dog-eared page, probably marking a particularly hair-raising blunder someone meant to tell a friend about over coffee: “You won’t believe this one.” Tiny margin ticks or underlines, relics from a past reader who clearly processed their fear by annotating. That classic second-hand-book scent: part paper, part time, part “a stranger has already been horrified by this, you’re in good company.” You’ll appreciate this Used copy if: You enjoy that peculiar mix of schadenfreude and anxiety that comes from reading about other people’s mistakes in systems you depend on. You like your non-fiction bite-sized, list-based, and slightly alarming. You’re the sort of person who now always checks the dosage label twice, just in case. And, importantly: This book is not a guide to avoiding doctors. It’s a reminder that: Asking questions is healthy. Clarifying things is sane. Writing your own name legibly on forms is a tiny urban survival skill. Because it’s from Crappy Old Books, your copy comes pre-loaded with: A lower price, so you don’t have to commit a financial blunder while reading about medical ones. A pleasantly softened paperback feel—no need to fight a stiff brand-new spine while contemplating systemic failure. The quiet comfort of knowing this book has already survived at least one nightstand, one bookshelf, and possibly one overcautious hypochondriac. Take 100 Most Common Medical Blunders home. Read it in short bursts, gasp occasionally, and then go back to doing what you were doing, slightly more determined to spell your surname clearly on every form forever. After all, if the system is going to make mistakes, you might as well be the one who’s read the used, mildly alarming paperback from Crappy Old Books about how not to become anecdote number 101. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/260/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/100-most-common-medical-blunders.gif 5.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Boardroom no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-259 Going To Extremes by Joe McGinniss Going To Extremes (1981) By Joe McGinniss — Plume ISBN: None, but it does boast a Library of Congress Card Number: 81-11137 Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you buy when you want to visit Alaska, but only in theory—preferably from the safety of a sofa, a blanket, and central heating that actually works. In Going To Extremes, Joe McGinniss heads north to the vast, freezing, moody, occasionally surreal landscape of Alaska and then writes about it with the slightly stunned energy of someone who has realised they may have taken the concept of “getting away from it all” a bit too literally. It’s part travelogue, part social commentary, part “what if the frontier never really ended, it just got colder and more complicated?” This particular copy, bravely re-circulated by Crappy Old Books, comes lovingly pre-weathered: Softened corners that suggest it’s already survived several armchairs, one or two overnight bags, and at least one “I’ll just read a chapter before bed” that turned into three. Pages gently tanned, like they’ve been left under a weak northern sun for several decades. A very official-sounding Library of Congress Card Number (81-11137) instead of a modern ISBN, because in 1981 your book didn’t need a barcode to be serious—it just needed a card and a sense of purpose. Inside, McGinniss roams through Alaska meeting the people who chose, for reasons best known to themselves, to live at the edge of everything: prospectors, dreamers, stubborn locals, disillusioned newcomers, and the occasional person who seems to be there purely to prove a point to someone in the Lower 48. He writes about boom towns, bleak towns, and places where the scenery does most of the talking and the humans just try to keep up. Expect: Wild landscapes where the nearest neighbour might be a mountain, a moose, or a very opinionated river. Big questions about wilderness, development, and what happens when people try to civilise a place that has absolutely no intention of behaving. A tone that drifts between amused, horrified, fascinated, and “I cannot believe this is actually happening,” which, coincidentally, is also how most people feel after their first Alaskan winter. As for the physical specimen you’re getting from Crappy Old Books, it may feature: The odd mysterious stain that is almost certainly coffee and not, say, bear-related. Subtle warping that implies someone once read parts of this in a steamy kitchen, a damp tent, or next to a kettle that was going full tilt. Maybe even an ancient price sticker from a long-vanished bookshop, clinging on like a determined lichen of capitalism. This is an ideal book if: You like your travel writing with a side of “What on earth is wrong with people, and why do I kind of admire them?” You secretly enjoy stories about places where the environment is not a gentle backdrop but an ongoing threat. You’ve ever thought, “Maybe I’ll sell everything and move somewhere remote,” and would like to be gently talked out of this idea with vivid, well-written evidence. In 1981, this was contemporary reportage. Now, it’s also a time capsule: Alaska caught at a particular moment, before smartphones, before Instagram, when “in the middle of nowhere” really meant nowhere, not “bad signal.” Reading it now is like eavesdropping on the past trying to decide what the future is going to be, while standing on frozen ground. And yet, despite the grand themes, at heart this is still a modest paperback: slightly worn, quietly witty, and utterly determined to keep existing. The only thing “extreme” about this specific copy is the journey it has already survived to end up in the welcoming arms of Crappy Old Books, waiting for one more reader. Take it home. Read about people going to extremes while you remain safely at room temperature. After all, it’s much easier to contemplate the outer edges of human endurance when your biggest immediate risk is dropping a used paperback in the bath. Congress Card: 81-11137 https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/259/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/going-to-extremes.gif 5.49 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Plume 9780452252905 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-257 The Naval War In The Pacific Rising Sun Of Nippon by Trevor Nevitt Dupuy Ahoy there, history enthusiasts and lovers of all things nautical! If you’ve ever found yourself pondering the complex intricacies of naval warfare while simultaneously wondering what the heck "Rising Sun of Nippon" means, then your ship has just come in. Presenting Trevor Nevitt Dupuy’s 1963 opus, *The Naval War In The Pacific: Rising Sun Of Nippon*, a title that promises to deliver as much insight into maritime strategy as it does cryptic references to World War II. Spoiler alert: it’s a lot of both! In this grand tome, Dupuy navigates the treacherous waters of military history with the grace of a drunken sailor, shedding light on the strategic blunders and triumphs of naval operations in the Pacific Theater. You’ll learn about battles fought in the distant waves and the bureaucratic nightmares that seem to be as perennial as the tides. Why did the Japanese empire take to the seas? What were their naval strategies? Did anyone think to pack a life raft? All these questions and more are addressed, albeit in a style that is equal parts informative and bewildering. Readers might find themselves swept along on a current of riveting data and dry humor that feels as if it was penned during a particularly sticky summer afternoon in a musty library. Forget thrilling plots and character arcs; this is the literary equivalent of a maritime tax accountant’s diary. But if you have a penchant for the intricate details of naval engagement, then this might just float your boat—so to speak. As you leaf through the pages, you may notice a curious juxtaposition of scholarly analysis and the sort of enthusiasm that only someone who has spent too long on a naval vessel could muster. Dupuy’s writing might even inspire you to don a captain’s hat and start shouting commands at unsuspecting household members. If only you could commandeer a fleet to accompany you through the particularly dense sections about submarine tactics—ah, the dreams of a reader! One must, however, acknowledge that this book is not for the faint of heart. It is packed with charts, maps, and extensive footnotes that might make you question if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a naval encyclopedia rather than an engaging historical narrative. But fret not! For those who dare to brave the details, the rewards are as plentiful as fish in the ocean—though, like fishing, persistence is key! Condition: This book is used, and let’s just say it bears the scars of many a journey. The cover is adorned with the patina of time, slightly scuffed and perhaps even smelling mildly of old salty sea air (or is that just the bookshop?). Inside, you’ll find the pages yellowing with age, yet still resilient—much like the sailors themselves. It may not be in pristine condition, but it has character (and maybe a few rogue bookmarks from previous readers). Who knows, you might stumble across a note from an enthusiastic reader urging you to ’turn to page 213 for the juicy bits’—whatever those might be! So, whether you’re a history buff, a collector of second-hand curiosities, or just someone who enjoys the occasional maritime misadventure, *The Naval War In The Pacific: Rising Sun Of Nippon* is waiting for you to take the plunge. It’s more than just a book; it’s a gateway to the past, a conversation starter, or potentially a very heavy doorstop. And remember, when you purchase from Crappy Old Books, you’re not just buying a book—you’re investing in a slice of history that was once owned by someone who may or may not have had an actual pirate hat. So what are you waiting for? Unfurl the sails of your curiosity and embark on an intellectual voyage like no other. Just beware of the dark waters of footnotes; they can be as treacherous as the ones in the Pacific! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/257/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-naval-war-in-the-pacific-rising-sun-of-nippon.gif 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Franklin Watts no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-256 The Poems And Plays Of Robert Browning by The Modern Library The Poems and Plays of Robert Browning (1934) By Robert Browning — The Modern Library ISBN: none (because in 1934 a book proved its legitimacy with gravitas, not a barcode) Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you buy when you want to announce to the world: “Yes, I read poetry. Old poetry. Dramatic poetry. Poetry that may require a dictionary, three cups of tea, and a firm belief in Victorian emotional endurance.” The Poems and Plays of Robert Browning collects the muscular, labyrinthine, deeply dramatic verse of one of history’s most impressively intense poets—bound together in a 1934 Modern Library edition that has almost certainly outlived at least three sets of shelving and one ill-advised minimalist décor phase. In this well-travelled copy, rescued with pride by Crappy Old Books, you will find: Browning’s major dramatic monologues, in which people confess things nobody asked about, frequently in metaphor. Plays that may never have seen the stage, but which absolutely saw every corner of Browning’s busy, restless imagination. Poems about love, death, ambition, guilt, art, God, passion, regret, and occasionally everything at once—as if Browning were trying to use up all his emotional supplies before Tennyson woke up. This particular volume arrives in gloriously Used condition, meaning: A softened spine, bearing the gentle crease of past readers who valiantly attempted “Pippa Passes” before realising it is 150+ pages of Victorian theatre energy. Corners rubbed to a respectable dullness, like a scholar who’s been around long enough to be interesting. Warmly aged pages, the colour of faded parchment or very weak tea—either is appropriate for Browning. Inside, you will also encounter: Characters who express their feelings at a level of intensity that would break modern group chats. Lovers declaring devotion with the emotional subtlety of a cathedral bell dropped from a great height. Villains explaining their crimes in such florid language you almost forget they’re confessing to murder. And of course, as a vintage Modern Library edition, this book offers: That classic torchbearer logo, bravely illuminating your descent into Victorian psychology. A durable, slightly world-weary cloth binding whose colour can only be described as “scholarly dusk.” The comforting knowledge that generations before you have wrestled with Browning’s syntax and survived. Your Crappy Old Books specimen may also come with: A nameplate or ghost of an owner’s name, perhaps from a long-lost era when people proudly wrote in their books. A faint dust-jacket shadow on the boards—proof that the jacket once existed, briefly, before achieving escape velocity. The unmistakable scent of Old Book, a mixture of paper, time, and mild intellectual intimidation. You’ll love this book if: You believe poetry should be a full-body experience. You think modern writing doesn’t use enough semicolons. You enjoy unlocking long sentences like Victorian escape rooms. You want a book that doubles as décor and personality statement. And because it’s from Crappy Old Books, you also get: A price that won’t require a dramatic monologue. A copy already softened by time, making it ideal for reading or simply posing attractively on a desk. One more reason to look mysterious and literary in cafés or on trains. Take The Poems and Plays of Robert Browning home. Let it sit nobly on your shelf, radiating intellectual menace and old-world charm. After all, if you’re going to read about moral anguish, operatic love, and philosophical theatrics, you might as well do it from a 1934 edition that has already witnessed plenty of human drama—just by surviving this long. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/256/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-poems-and-plays-of-robert-browning.gif 8.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books The Modern Library no GB Standard 4.45 GBP COB-255 The art of deception in warfare by Michael Dewer The Art of Deception in Warfare (1989) — Michael Dewer (David & Charles) ISBN: 0715392220 • Condition: Used • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ War is messy, but lying about it? That’s an art form. The Art of Deception in Warfare is your backstage pass to the long, glittering history of strategic smoke and tactical mirrors—where cardboard tanks win battles, rumors march faster than infantry, and a well-timed fib can spare you a thousand shells and at least three meetings. Michael Dewer writes with the crisp authority of someone who has seen the memo behind the memo. This is not a book about brute force; it’s about beautiful falsehoods: inflatable divisions that haunt aerial reconnaissance like parade balloons with a grudge, phantom radio traffic that convinces entire armies to look left while the real action jazz-hands to the right, and the humble field sign that sends your opponent in circles until the coffee goes cold. It’s a guided tour through history’s most audacious misdirections—from Trojan horses and decoy harbors to the bureaucratic masterpiece known as “lost documents left exactly where the enemy will find them (oops).” Dewer treats deception like choreography. The feint and the fix. The maskirovka and the “nothing to see here.” You’ll come away appreciating how camouflage isn’t just paint on a tank; it’s tone—a carefully pitched performance in which every rumor is a prop and every delayed telegram is a standing ovation. He dissects how to make fake look real (and real look fake): align a few true facts in the right order, sprinkle in plausible nonsense, and let human nature do the heavy lifting. Presto: your adversary defeats themselves while you practice your innocent face. This particular copy arrives Used, and appropriately so; a little battle-worn, like a veteran field manual that has outlived three briefings and a slightly suspicious filing cabinet. Courtesy of the proudly named Crappy Old Books, you can expect the sort of patina that pairs well with late-night marginalia and a spine that creaks like a staff officer’s conscience. If you catch a faint whiff of history, that’s normal. If the dust jacket tries to convince you it’s actually a gardening guide—well, at least you’ve learned something. Read it for the wry anecdotes, stay for the uncomfortable realization that much of life is a campaign of strategic presentation: the decoy email, the carefully staged calendar, the “I must have missed your message” maneuver. Dewer’s sly thesis is that truth and falsehood are less enemies than dance partners, and the side with better rhythm tends to make it home for dinner. Perfect for armchair generals, recovering perfectionists, and anyone who believes the best armor is confidence—and the best weapon is a convincingly mundane story. Acquire, read, and then leave it conspicuously on your coffee table; visitors will assume you’re either very dangerous or very well read. With this book in hand, your only remaining challenge is deciding which is the more effective disguise. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/255/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-art-of-deception-in-warefare.gif 1.55 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David & Charles 9780715392225 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-254 Incident At Twenty-Mile by Trevanian Incident At Twenty-Mile What is it about single-monikered artists that inclines them toward constantly remaking themselves? Trevanian, for instance, changes fictional genres about as often as Madonna changes hair styles. In Shibumi he wrote a classic early-’80s paranoid thriller à la Robert Ludlum, complete with a Zen-trained assassin protagonist who, in addition to being the world’s most accomplished killer, is also so gifted tantrically speaking that he can give a woman multiple mind-blowing orgasms from three states away. Then came The Summer of Katya, a tender romance set in Basque country in 1917. The Main was yet another switch--a profound exploration of character masquerading as a police procedural set in Montreal. In Incident at Twenty-Mile Trevanian changes hats yet again and produces a remarkable novel set in the Old West. The year is 1898 and the place is Twenty-Mile, a dying silver-mining town in the hills of Wyoming. Matthew, a young drifter who models himself after the Ringo Kid, a character in a dime-store novel, arrives and soon manages to ingratiate himself with the citizenry. Though given to fabricating tales about his past (one skeptical citizen tells him, "You know what you are young man? You’re a natural born con. That was pretty slick, the way you picked up on one of my girls singing upstairs and parlayed it into telling me that your ma was religious, that your folds were dead, and that you were all alone in this cruel, cruel world."), Matthew seems a harmless enough fellow to the folk who employ him in various odd jobs. Then one day, escaped murderer Hamilton Leider concocts a crazy plan to rob the silver mine and young Matthew becomes the lynchpin in the town’s struggle for survival. Gritty, violent, and resolutely unromantic when it comes to the romance of the West, Incident at Twenty-Mile is a harrowing and memorable foray into the past. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/254/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/incident-at-twenty-mile.gif 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books St. Martins Paperbacks 9780312970239 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-253 Missing by choice by Roger Victor Missing by Choice (1987) — Roger Victor (T Doherty) ISBN: 0812512065 • Condition: Used • Sold by Crappy Old Books™ What if the bravest thing you could do in the late-’80s wasn’t to climb Everest or buy a neon tracksuit—what if it was to disappear on purpose? Before search engines, before “last seen” dots on your phone, there was a magnificent, analog art to vanishing. Missing by Choice is a sly, sardonic postcard from that world: a how-to of human evasion disguised as a novel, or a novel disguised as a how-to, depending on which dog-eared page you open first. This is a story about the gravity of absence. About the way an empty chair can be louder than a confession, and how bureaucracy—bless its stamp-happy heart—can lose you if you nudge it gently and walk away. It’s payphones and paper maps. It’s letters that arrive two weeks late and still feel on time. It’s the all-too-familiar itch to step out of your life and see whether anyone notices, and the uncomfortable surprise when they do… or don’t. Roger Victor’s voice is dry as an office biscuit and twice as crumbly—in the best way. He writes like he’s whispering across a library table: deadpan, precise, and quietly funny. The book doesn’t preach about identity; it misplaces it, then asks you to help look in all the usual spots: the glove compartment, the bottom drawer, the space behind the couch where you swore you’d never go again. Along the way, it skewers the mundane—the afternoon shift, the waiting room, the form with the wrong box ticked—until the everyday looks slightly tilted, like a photograph hung just off-level on purpose. You won’t find chase scenes here; you’ll find the slow suspense of not returning a call. You won’t find grand declarations; you’ll find the tiny heroism of leaving a coffee mug unwashed in a sink you may never see again. It’s unflashy, unhurried, and improbably gripping—like watching a magician who only ever palms coins and still makes your watch vanish. And yes, this copy comes to you Used, courtesy of the unapologetically named Crappy Old Books™, who know a thing or two about items with a past. Expect a little patina, possibly a sun-kissed spine, and that faint, contemplative aroma of paper that remembers 1987 better than the internet does. The kind of book that looks good on a nightstand and even better with a bus ticket slipped inside as a bookmark. Buy it if you’ve ever fantasized about walking out the wrong door and discovering it was the right one. Read it if you suspect that reinvention starts with a shrug, not a speech. Keep it because, ironically, a book about disappearing is exactly the sort of thing you’ll want to make sure never goes missing again. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/253/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/missing-by-choice.gif 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books T Doherty 9780812512069 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-252 It Was On Fire When I Lay Down on It by Robert Fulghum It Was On Fire When I Lay Down on It (1991) by Robert Fulghum — Ivy Books ISBN: 0804105820 Condition: Used (but radiating a warm, suspicious glow) Offered with philosophical shrugging by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever wanted a book that explains life’s great mysteries — like why humans, when confronted with disaster, often open with “So, funny story…” — then Robert Fulghum’s It Was On Fire When I Lay Down on It is the compact philosophical sparkler you didn’t know you needed. Fulghum, the bard of everyday eccentricities, returns with another collection of essays that reassure us that life is absurd, we are ridiculous, and somehow the whole arrangement is still charming enough to get out of bed for. Inside these pages (all intact, though some may be more relaxed than others), you’ll find meditations on kindness, mistakes, cosmic slapstick, and the odd beauty of living in a world where everyone pretends they understand what’s going on. Spoiler: nobody does. Fulghum delights in reminding us that the universe, like your neighbour’s dog, is mostly unpredictable and occasionally on fire. This particular copy, sourced directly from the chaotic literary treasure vault known as Crappy Old Books, shows the noble wear of a paperback that has lived a full life. Perhaps it has been dropped in a bathtub (survived), taken on a bus tour (also survived), or used as an emergency coaster (heroes don’t brag). It may show rumples, bends, and the subtle aroma of “1990s household,” but fear not — the only thing really on fire here is the title. Whether you’re seeking gentle wisdom disguised as comedic rambling, or you’re simply a collector of books that sound like they’re confessing to a crime, this used copy is ready to join your shelf. It’s heartfelt, it’s humorous, and it pairs wonderfully with a cup of tea and the comforting acceptance that your life is, indeed, a sitcom. Claim it, cradle it, and let Fulghum remind you that even when things go sideways — and they absolutely will — you can still lie down on them (metaphorically, please) and laugh your way through. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/252/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/it-was-on-fire-when-i-lay-down-on-it.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ivy Books 9780804105828 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-251 The Game Of Thirty by William Kotzwinkle The Game of Thirty (1995) By William Kotzwinkle — Bantam ISBN: 0553573853, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you buy when you want a mystery, but you also want it slightly strange, slightly clever, and just unsettling enough to make you wonder if you’re the one being played. In The Game of Thirty, William Kotzwinkle takes the classic urban detective story, sprinkles it with ancient echoes, odd details, and puzzle-box plotting, and then gently nudges it off-centre so nothing is ever quite as straightforward as it looks. It’s the kind of novel where you think, “Ah, I see what’s going on,” and the book replies, “No. No, you really don’t.” This particular copy, now making its latest move courtesy of Crappy Old Books, comes in gloriously Used condition, meaning: A softly creased spine, suggesting at least one previous reader turned pages at pace while muttering, “Just one more chapter, then I’ll sleep,” and lied. Slight wear along the edges, like a veteran of multiple backpack rides, bus journeys, and coffee-table interrogations. Gently yellowed pages, the warm, nostalgic tint that says, “Yes, I am from the mid-90s and no, I don’t apologise.” Inside, you get: A New York that’s just a bit too full of secrets, shadows, and people who know more than they should. A detective who’s smart enough to realise that when a case looks like a game, someone, somewhere, is planning to win. A sense that the past and the present are not minding their own business, and have decided to collide in increasingly inconvenient ways. Kotzwinkle writes with that slightly skewed, sly energy that says he’s enjoying himself just a bit too much: Dialogue with bite, where almost everyone knows more than they’re saying. Scenes with a faint surreal shimmer, like reality has been tilted five degrees to the left. Clues and red herrings so intertwined that even the red herrings might be holding something important. As for the Crappy Old Books specimen in your hands, you may also notice: A cover that looks like it’s been staring at other crime novels on second-hand shelves for years and has Opinions. The occasional micro-crease on a corner, perhaps marking a favourite twist or a particularly sharp line. That indescribable old-paperback smell: part dust, part history, part “someone else once got very invested in this.” You’ll like this used copy if: You enjoy mysteries where the detective has to solve a puzzle, not just a crime. You’re fond of books that feel like they’re testing you as much as you’re testing them. You take a quiet, perverse joy in stories where the rules are never fully explained—but everything still clicks in a strangely satisfying way. And because you’re getting it from Crappy Old Books, you’re not just buying a novel; you’re adopting a veteran of previous reading campaigns. It has: Been opened, closed, and opened again. Survived at least one tidy-up where lesser books did not. Made it far enough to cross your path, which in itself feels like a move in some obscure literary game. So go on—take The Game of Thirty home. Put it on your shelf. Let it sit there for a day or two, looking faintly conspiratorial. Then open it and realise, a few chapters in, that somewhere between the city streets and the strange little details, you’ve been drawn into a game you didn’t even know you were playing. Fortunately, this one only messes with your head, not your life. Probably. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/251/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-game-of-thirty.gif 2.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553573855 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-250 The Monster of St. Marylebone by Wayne Worcester The Monster of St. Marylebone (1999) By Wayne Worcester — Signet ISBN: 0451198719, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you pick up when you think, “I’d like a bit of London murder, but specifically the kind that lurks in a nice neighbourhood where the property prices are high and the secrets are higher.” In The Monster of St. Marylebone, Wayne Worcester takes you into that delightful territory where polite civilisation and creeping dread share a postcode. It’s London crime—but not the grimy back-alley stereotype. No, no. This is respectable unease. Murder with a nice frontage. Danger within walking distance of decent coffee. This particular copy, valiantly preserved and unleashed upon the world by Crappy Old Books, arrives in proudly Used condition, which here means: A softly creased spine, suggesting at least one previous reader refused to stop at a sensible bedtime once the bodies started turning up. Lightly scuffed corners—the literary equivalent of a detective’s rumpled overcoat: perfectly functional, faintly battered, and far more interesting this way. Gently yellowed pages, like a permanent London fog clinging to the text for atmosphere. Inside, you’ll find: A mystery rooted in St. Marylebone, a London area that looks very respectable on a postcard and considerably less so when there’s a “monster” about. Characters who are absolutely not okay, but trying very hard to pretend they are. An investigation that peels back layers of charm, money, and history to reveal something much less polished underneath. Worcester serves up: Proper detective tension, the kind where everyone looks like they’re hiding something, including the architecture. Sharp observations about people, class, and the lengths folks will go to keep horror in the shadows and appearances intact. A creeping sense of unease, as if the city itself is side-eyeing you and saying, “Yes, we did that. And what of it?” As for your Crappy Old Books edition, it may also include: A mysterious dog-ear or two where the plot twists particularly hard. Very slight wave or warp along the pages, possibly from exposure to rain, tea steam, or the emotional humidity of a good whodunnit. That comforting old-paper scent, part dust and part “someone else worried about this ‘monster’ long before you did.” You’ll enjoy this used copy if: You like crime fiction where the setting matters—where the streets, houses, and history feel complicit. You’d rather read about monsters in respectable postcodes than meet any of your neighbours. You think the phrase “nice area” is always one conversation away from “…well, except for that one thing.” And because you’re getting it from Crappy Old Books, you also get: A book with history—it’s already survived another shelf, another life, maybe another overstuffed bedside table. A pre-softened paperback that opens easily and doesn’t fight you like some smug, brand-new brick of a novel. The quiet satisfaction of knowing your sinister London murder comes with characterful wear at no extra charge. So go ahead—take The Monster of St. Marylebone home. Let it escort you down streets where the lamps are warm, the facades are immaculate, and something very wrong is happening just out of sight. After all, the only real monster you’ll face is the urge to stay up far too late finishing “just one more chapter” of a used, thoroughly seasoned paperback from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/250/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-monster-of-st-marylebone.gif 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet 9780451198716 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-249 Ecstasy The Shadowdwellers by Jacquelyn Frank Ecstasy: The Shadowdwellers Among the Shadow dwellers, Trace holds power that some as willing to kill for. Without a stranger’s aid, one rival would surely have succeeded, but Trace’s brush with death is less surprising to him than his reaction to the beautiful, fragile human who heals him. By rights, Trace should hardly even register Ashla’s existence within the realms of Shadow scape, but instead he is drawn to everything about her - her innocence, her courage, and her lush, sensual heat.After a terrifying car crash, Ashla Townsend wakes up to find that the bustling New York she knew is now eerie and desolate. Just when she’s convinced she’s alone, Ashla is confronted by a dark warrior who draws her deeper into a world she never knew existed. The bond between Ashla and Trace is a mystery to both, but searching for answers will mean confronting long-hidden secrets, and uncovering a threat that could destroy everything Trace holds precious. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/249/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/ecstasy.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zebra 9780821780701 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-248 On the Street Where You Live by Mary Higgins Clark On the Street Where You Live In the gripping new novel from the Queen of Suspense, a woman is haunted by two grisly murders separated by more than a century, yet somehow, inextricably linked... ON THE STREET WHERE YOU LIVE Following a nasty divorce and the trauma of being stalked, criminal defense attorney Emily Graham leaves Albany to work in Manhattan. Craving roots, she buys her ancestral home, a Victorian house in the seaside resort town of Spring Lake, New Jersey. Her family sold the house in 1892, after one of Emily’s forebears, Madeline Shapley, then a young girl, disappeared. As the house is renovated and a pool dug, a skeleton is found and identiWed as Martha Lawrence, a young Spring Lake woman who vanished several years ago. Within her hand is the Wnger bone of another woman, with a ring -- a Shapley family heirloom -- still on it. Determined to Wnd the connection between the two murders, Emily becomes a threat to a seductive killer...who chooses her as the next victim. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/248/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/on-the-street-where-you-live.gif 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9780671004538 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-247 The affair by Sandy Hingston The Affair (2003) By Sandy Hingston — Berkley Books ISBN: 0425189074, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever wanted to peer into the tangled emotional spaghetti of infidelity—but with humour, insight, and a whiff of early-2000s melodrama—then The Affair is your next deliciously guilty pleasure. Sandy Hingston’s novel offers a romp through love, lies, and the questionable life choices people make when confronted with temptation, midlife crisis, or just a very persuasive smile. It’s clever, sharp, funny in that “oh no, this is uncomfortably real” sort of way, and filled with characters who would all benefit from a group chat, a spreadsheet of consequences, and possibly a therapist. This particular copy, triumphantly salvaged by Crappy Old Books, arrives in Used condition, which means: A softly creased spine—evidence that someone before you was absolutely not prepared for the cascade of questionable decisions within. Edges aesthetically frayed, very much like the nerves of anyone trying to maintain a double life. Pages gently tanned, giving the novel a nostalgic glow, as if the drama has been slow-cooking for twenty years. Inside, you’ll find: Relationships stretched to snapping point. Secrets kept in increasingly implausible ways. A cast of characters juggling romance, guilt, denial, and the faint hope that maybe nobody will notice… even though absolutely everybody will. Expect: Emotional plot twists, the kind you’d normally only see in the best kind of gossip whispered over brunch. Modern moral confusion, set in a world just primitive enough to lack smartphones, making cheating simultaneously easier and harder. Sharp social observation, because Hingston knows that affairs aren’t just about sex—they’re about ego, longing, boredom, identity, and the ongoing human belief that consequences are for other people. As for your Crappy Old Books artefact, it may also contain: A mysterious dog-ear on the chapter where the drama peaks; Faint indentations suggesting someone gripped the book with “OH NO THEY DIDN’T” energy; A possible, almost metaphysical residue of early-2000s fashion choices and questionable relationship advice. Perfect for readers who: Enjoy novels where adults behave badly, entertainingly, and with full commitment to poor decision-making; Pretend they’re above this sort of drama but absolutely aren’t; Love the cozy, lived-in feel of a paperback that has seen some emotional chaos and survived with only cosmetic damage. And because this is a Crappy Old Books treasure, you can enjoy all the scandal at a fraction of the emotional cost. This copy has already absorbed at least one reader’s gasps, eye-rolls, and whispered “Honestly, what did you think would happen?” So take The Affair home. Curl up with it. Judge everyone. Judge no one. Have fun. After all, reading about other people’s catastrophes is far safer and infinitely more satisfying than having one of your own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/247/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-affair.gif 3.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley Books 9780425189078 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-246 The brave and the bold by Keith RA DeCandido The brave and the bold Based upon Star Trek, created by Gene Roddenberry, Star Trek: Deep space nine, created by Rick Berman & Michael Piller, and Enterprise, created by Rick Berman & Brannon Braga https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/246/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/star-trek-the-brave-and-the-bold.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket Books 9780743419222 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-245 Kissing Doornobs by TERRY SPENCER HESSER Kissing Doornobs The thoughts and behaviors of an 11-year-old girl suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder with "a singularly compassionate wit" https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/245/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/kissing-doorknobs.jpg 2.02 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Laurel Leaf 9780440413141 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-244 Paradiso by Dante Alighieri Paradiso This brilliant new verse translation by Allen Mandelbaum captures the consummate beauty of the third and last part of Dante’s Divine Comedy. The Paradiso is a luminous poem of love and light, of optics, angelology, polemics, prayer, prophecy, and transcendent experience. As Dante ascends to the Celestial Rose, in the tenth and final heaven, all the spectacle and splendor of a great poet’s vision now becomes accessible to the modern reader in this highly acclaimed, superb dual language edition. With extensive notes and commentary. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/244/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-divine-comedy-of-dante-alighieri-paradiso.jpg 3.84 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Classics 9780553212044 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-243 Hot ice by Nora Roberts Hot ice Whitney MacAllister. Reckless and beautiful, she possesses all the wealth and beauty every woman dreams of. Douglas Lord. His good looks and street smarts have made him a success at his chosen profession - larceny. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/243/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hot-ice.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam Books 9780553264616 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-242 The Broker by John Grisham The Broker Before he was sent to federal prison for treason (among other things), Joel Backman was an extremely powerful man. Known as "the broker," Backman was a high roller--a lawyer making $10 million a year who could "open any door in Washington." That is, until he tried to broker a deal selling access to the world’s most powerful satellite surveillance system to the highest bidder. When caught, Backman accepted prison as the one option that would keep him safe and alive, since the interested parties (the Israelis, the Saudis, the Russians, and the Chinese) were all itching to get their hands on his secrets at any cost. Little does he know that his own government has designs on accessing that information--or at least letting it die with him. Now, six years after his incarceration, the director of the CIA convinces a lame duck president to pardon Backman, and the broker becomes a free man--and an open target. The Broker marries the best of John Grisham’s many talents--his ability to immerse himself in the culture of small town life (in this case, Bologna, Italy), and his uncanny mastery of the chase. The first half of the book focuses on Backman’s transformation from infamous power broker to helpless victim in his own game. Upon his release from prison, Backman is taken into "protective custody" and whisked off to Italy where he is assigned a new identity, and a tutor to help him blend in. Sure he is on the run, but some readers may feel that Backman’s time spent in Bologna is a bit too leisurely--readers join him on an almost cinematic tour through the Italian town, complete with language and history lessons. Impatient readers will be happy to know that the final half of the novel is classic Grisham--a fast-paced, thrilling cat and mouse chase pitting Backman against the numerous agencies that want him dead--as the broker makes a move to take back his life. --Daphne Durham Exclusive Video Interview with John Grisham Watch the interview (high bandwith)Watch the interview (low bandwith) Grisham: The Books A Time to Kill, 1989The Firm, 1991The Pelican Brief, 1992The Client, 1993 The Chamber, 1994 The Rainmaker, 1995 The Runaway Jury, 1996The Partner, 1997The Street Lawyer, 1998The Testament, 1999 The Brethren, 2000 A Painted House, 2001 Skipping Christmas, 2001The Summons, 2002The King of Torts, 2003Bleachers, 2003 The Last Juror, 2004The Broker, 2005 Essential Grisham Amazon Editor Favorites A Time to Kill The Firm A Painted House The Client The Rainmaker The Pelican Brief Bestselling Grisham Amazon Customer Favorites The Last Juror Skipping Christmas Bleachers The Testament The Partner The King of Torts If You Like Grisham, You’ll Love... John LescroartRichard North PattersonDavid Baldacci Lisa ScottolineRobert CraisMichael Crichton Harlan CobenDennis LehaneKen Follett Best Grisham Books on DVD A Time to Kill The Pelican Brief The Client The Firm The Rainmaker The Chamber https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/242/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-broker.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Dell 9780440241584 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-241 The Xenocide Mission by Ben Jeapes The Xenocide Mission (2004) By Ben Jeapes — Laurel Leaf ISBN: 0440237858, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books At last, a book that asks the timeless question: what if first contact goes really, really badly—and then gets worse, but in a fun YA sci-fi way? The Xenocide Mission by Ben Jeapes is that beautiful thing: a science fiction novel from the early 2000s, when “aliens” still meant spaceships, strange biology, and uneasy truces—not just humans arguing on the internet. It’s packed with interstellar diplomacy, tension, weird alien cultures, and the constant nagging fear that somebody, somewhere, is about to press the big metaphorical “oops, we started a war” button. This particular copy, however, has already seen things. Sold with great pride and minimal apology by Crappy Old Books, it arrives in Used condition, which in this case means: A cover that has clearly survived multiple trips in school bags, rucksacks, or possibly a small spaceship’s glove compartment. Pages that have been turned with enthusiasm, stress, and at least one “I’ll just read one more chapter” at 1:30 in the morning. An ISBN (0440237858) that proves it’s a real, officially recognised book and not just a hallucination induced by too much late-night sci-fi browsing. Inside, Jeapes throws humans and aliens together in a scenario where xenocide—killing an entire species—isn’t just an academic horror, it’s an actual possibility on the table. You get: Space politics, where everyone is very serious but still occasionally wrong. Alien species that are more interesting than “humans but with forehead ridges.” Characters who must navigate the awkward combination of moral responsibility, military strategy, and the nagging suspicion that their superiors may not have totally thought this through. It’s plotted like an action story, thinks like a philosophy seminar, and reads like the best kind of YA: fast, tense, and just introspective enough to make you question whether “we come in peace” has ever really meant what we say it does. As for this Crappy Old Books edition, you may enjoy the following premium features: Softened corners: proof that this book has done battle with gravity and survived, unlike certain species in the title. Mild page tanning: the kind of gentle aging that says, “I’ve been around a while, and I remember when ‘2004’ was the future.” Potential mysterious faint smudges or pencil ticks: evidence that a previous reader had feelings about plot points, characters, or homework deadlines. You don’t need to know the full plot before you buy it—that’s part of the fun. Just know this: There are aliens. There are humans. There is “xenocide” in the mission brief, which is never a sign that everything will be fine. This is a book for: Sci-fi readers who like their interspecies relationships tense, complicated, and one bad decision away from disaster. People who enjoy the phrase “diplomatic incident” but with more lasers and suspicious cargo holds. Anyone nostalgic for that early-2000s paperback feel: slightly small font, earnest tagline, cover art that takes itself just seriously enough. And somehow, despite the title, the real miracle is that this copy of The Xenocide Mission has not yet been destroyed, lost, or abandoned on a bus. Instead, it has slipped through the cracks of time and taste to land gently in the hands of Crappy Old Books, who specialise in rescuing such survivors and sending them out on one last mission—to your shelf. Adopt this battered little space opera. Read it. Dog-ear it further. Wonder darkly about what counts as “necessary force” when entire species are involved. Because if there’s one thing more dangerous than a xenocide mission, it’s a pre-loved sci-fi paperback determined to stay in circulation. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/241/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-xenocide-mission.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Laurel Leaf 9780440237853 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-240 Venom by Alan Scholefield Venom (1977) by Alan Scholefield is the book you reach for when you think, “You know what my life is missing? Highly organised terror involving snakes in a nice respectable house.” This is the Popular Library paperback edition, from that glorious era when thrillers were lean, mean and utterly unconcerned with things like ISBNs. That’s right: ISBN: none. This reptilian little nightmare predates the age of barcodes and metadata. It simply slithered onto the paperback racks and got on with traumatising readers without ever once being properly catalogued. As sold by Crappy Old Books, the condition is proudly, unashamedly Used. Not “as new”. Not “near fine”. Not “museum grade serpent literature”. This is the sort of used that suggests it has already spent time in: a rucksack a damp holiday cottage and at least one “I’ll just read a few pages before bed” mistake. You can expect: A Popular Library 1970s cover, almost certainly featuring alarming reptilian imagery and typography that whispers, “this will not end well for most of the cast.” Tanned pages, the particular warm shade of “old house dust plus faint sense of dread”. A creased spine, because previous owners clearly had their priorities straight: survival of the story over survival of the binding. Condition notes, decoded: “Used” – people have actually read this. Possibly with white knuckles. Possibly while checking under the sofa for movement. “May show signs of wear” – softened corners, edge rubbing, perhaps a tiny scar where it lost a fight with a shelf or another, larger book. “Pages clean and intact” – no missing scenes of reptile-related catastrophe, no torn-out bits where the plot finally explains itself, and no suspicious splashes we are prepared to identify. This is a book for you if: You like your thrillers contained, tense, and just a bit nasty, with the threat crawling quietly through the scenery. You enjoy the special subgenre of “crime plus nature being very, very unhelpful”. You’re fond of that 1970s paperback vibe where everything feels slightly grubby, slightly dangerous, and absolutely not like a cosy mystery. You’re happy owning a copy that looks like it has already been clutched through at least one entirely unnecessary adrenaline spike. Probable reading experience: First chapters: “Oh, this is a perfectly respectable domestic setup, nothing to worry about at all.” Middle: “Ah. Right. There it is. The worrying. The very serious worrying.” Later on: you glance at your own living room and mentally downgrade every dark corner and radiator pipe to ‘potential snake zone’. Final pages: you finish, exhale, and then carefully place the book somewhere you can see it, just in case it moves. Crappy Old Books is not pretending this is a pristine, untouched artefact from the golden age of paperback terror. This is a working copy of a sinister little novel. It is designed to be read on sofas, in beds, on trains and in waiting rooms where you really should have chosen something comforting instead. In short: Venom (1977) by Alan Scholefield, Popular Library paperback, proudly ISBN: none, in honestly Used condition, is a slightly battered, fully potent dose of 1970s reptile-fuelled suspense. Buy it from Crappy Old Books, steel your nerves, and maybe – just maybe – check under the bed before you start reading. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/240/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/venom.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Popular Library no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-239 Parachutes How They Work by Eloise Engle Here’s a long, quirky, ironic blurb you can use: Parachutes: How They Work (1972) By Eloise Engle — Longmans Canada Limited ISBN: None (because 1972 was simpler), Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books Strap in—preferably with something sturdier than the binding on this well-travelled volume—because Parachutes: How They Work is about to whisk you back to an era when diagrams were hand-drawn, safety advice was optional, and the future of falling gracefully from great heights felt genuinely optimistic. Eloise Engle, whose name alone sounds like someone born to explain controlled plummeting, guides you through the physics, the fabric, and the faint sense of existential dread that accompanies any activity involving leaping from a perfectly functional aircraft. Across its pages (some of which may or may not be clinging to the spine with admirable determination), Engle demystifies the parachute with the earnest authority only the 1970s could produce—a decade when every diagram looked like it belonged in a school textbook and every photo involved someone smiling far more confidently than the equipment warranted. This particular copy—rescued, resurrected, and retailed by the fearless team at Crappy Old Books—has lived several lives, all of them slightly frayed. It carries the comforting aroma of vintage paper meets mild basement, along with the telltale patina of knowledge that has been read, re-read, dropped, possibly parachuted with, and then read again. Expect character. Expect charm. Expect at least one page corner folded by someone contemplating the meaning of gravity. Inside, you’ll learn everything you didn’t know you needed to know about the art of descending: canopy shapes, chute behaviour, airflow, and the timeless truth that no matter how clever the engineering, the ground is still waiting. Engle’s prose is clear, bright, and encouraging in a way that makes you think skydiving might actually be a good idea—a feeling you should probably interrogate. Whether you’re a collector of oddball technical manuals, a connoisseur of retro instructional earnestness, or simply someone who enjoys owning books whose life stories are longer than their print runs, this battered-but-brave relic deserves a spot on your shelf. It’s informative. It’s unintentionally funny. It’s 1970s Canada in book form. And best of all, it’s gloriously ISBN-free, just like nature (or at least Longmans Canada) intended. Take the leap. The parachute—like this book—probably still works. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/239/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/parachutes-how-they-work.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longmans Canada Limited no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-238 A Perfect Hero by Avon A Perfect Hero (2005) By… Avon? Published by Avon. It’s very on brand. ISBN: 0060006633, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books If you have ever thought, “I would like a hero, but with unrealistic bone structure, complicated feelings, and absolutely no grasp of healthy boundaries,” then A Perfect Hero is already one step ahead of you. This is peak romance-era Avon: brooding, smouldering, probably slightly damaged, and wrapped in a cover where two people gaze at each other as if they’ve just realised they are contractually obligated to fall in love by page 50. The fact that the author is listed as ‘Avon’ and the publisher is also Avon simply proves what we all suspected: the true writer here is the collective will of the romance genre. This Used copy, courageously circulated by Crappy Old Books, arrives with all the hallmarks of a well-lived paperback romance: Softened, gently cracked spine – scientific proof that somebody couldn’t stop reading at “just one more chapter.” Slightly worn cover edges, like the hero’s emotional defences: battered, but still fully functional when required to look good in candlelight. Warmly tanned pages, the book equivalent of a permanent soft-focus filter. Inside, you will find: A hero who is, allegedly, “perfect” – which in romance code usually means handsome, haunted, and in desperate need of the love of a good protagonist to sort out whatever the 19th-century/Regency/fictional-ducal emotional tax code did to him. A heroine who may start off plucky, misunderstood, or “not like other ladies,” and will inevitably find herself torn between common sense and cheekbones. Obstacles to love that could almost certainly be resolved by a single honest conversation, but where’s the fun in that? Expect: Smouldering glances, often described in more detail than most people’s actual tax returns. Misunderstandings, because nothing fuels romance like incorrect assumptions and overheard fragments of conversation. Emotional transformation, in which at least one character learns that vulnerability is not, in fact, a fatal diagnosis. As for this specific Crappy Old Books specimen, you might also enjoy: A mysterious faint bend in one corner, possibly from being shoved into a handbag for “emergency romance purposes.” The odd tiny crease or thumbprint at a particularly dramatic kissing scene. (Purely coincidental, we’re sure.) The deeply satisfying feel of a paperback that has absolutely no pretensions about being anything other than what it is: unapologetic escapism with hormones and dialogue. You’ll appreciate this book if: You enjoy romance novels where the hero’s main qualifications are “tall,” “emotionally blocked,” and “secretly soft inside.” You find it deeply comforting that no matter how dire things look at 75% of the way through, love will triumph, hair will be artfully tousled, and society will cope somehow. You believe that the phrase “A Perfect Hero” should always be read with at least a hint of irony and a glass of something nearby. Also, let’s be honest: in a world where very little is perfect, there’s something quite soothing about a book that promises it right on the cover. You may not get perfection in your commute, your inbox, or your Wi-Fi signal, but you can get it in 300–400 pages, plus epilogue. And because this is from Crappy Old Books, your happily-ever-after comes with: A lower price. More character (in the form of cosmetic wear). The smug satisfaction of rehoming literature instead of letting it languish in a box somewhere. Take A Perfect Hero home. Stack it next to your other secret or not-so-secret romances. Read it on the train, in the bath, or under a blanket while pretending to be above such things. After all, perfection is overrated. But a used paperback hero who’s a bit dramatic and smells faintly of old book? That’s practically ideal. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/238/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-perfect-hero.gif 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780060006631 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-237 Moon Of Ice by Brad Linaweaver Moon of Ice (1993) By Brad Linaweaver — TOR ISBN: 0812520203, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you pick up when you think, “You know what my day needs? A deeply unsettling alternate history, some political intrigue, a dash of science fiction, and absolutely no guarantee that civilisation made the right turns.” Moon of Ice is Brad Linaweaver’s cheerful little thought experiment in which the 20th century goes off the rails in a much darker direction, and everyone has to live with the consequences. It’s the kind of novel that takes one look at real history and says, “Bold choices… but what if things had gone even worse?” This particular copy comes to you via Crappy Old Books, which means it is Used in all the best ways: A mildly creased spine, indicating that at least one previous reader kept going past the “this is fine” point and into the “oh no, this is very much not fine” territory. Slightly worn edges, as if it has been pulled from a shelf, waved in the air during an impassioned conversation about alternate timelines, and then put back slightly askew. Gently tanned pages, adding a vintage patina to your speculative dystopia. Inside, you’ll find: An alternate world where the wrong people won, the wrong ideas took hold, and propaganda is practically an art form. Old secrets, forbidden truths, and the perennial question: who gets to write history, and what happens when someone starts editing the script? Characters navigating a world that looks familiar enough to be disconcerting, but skewed just enough to make your stomach sink. Linaweaver blends: Political thriller energy, with conspiracies, power struggles, and people who know far too much for their own good. Science fiction flavour, because if you’re already rewriting history, you might as well add some speculative tech and icy symbolism. Philosophical unease, the kind that lingers after you close the book and think, “Well, that was grimly plausible.” As for the physical specimen you’re adopting: It may contain micro-creases on the cover, like stress lines from having housed this much alternate doom for three decades. You might discover the odd pencilled note or underlined sentence—a previous reader’s shock, agreement, or “wow, that’s bleak” moment frozen in time. It absolutely carries its official ISBN (0812520203), proving that this exercise in dark possibility is fully catalogued, even if the universe inside it is morally unhinged. You’ll enjoy this used copy if: You like your “what if?” fiction to hurt just a little. You enjoy watching grand ideological projects collapse under the weight of human nature, flawed memory, and inconvenient truth. You’ve ever looked at history and thought, “This could have gone a very different way,” and then immediately wished you hadn’t. Of course, this being a Crappy Old Books item, you also get: The satisfaction of owning a paperback that has survived time, fashion, and at least one decluttering attempt. A book that feels lived with rather than “display-only,” pre-softened for comfortable reading. The delightful irony of reading about a brutal alternate reality while sitting safely in your own, only moderately disastrous one. Take Moon of Ice home. Place it on your shelf between the respectable history books and the unapologetic sci-fi. Then, when you’re feeling brave, crack those slightly worn covers and step into a world that didn’t quite happen—but uncomfortably could have. Because nothing says “cosy evening” quite like questioning the entire trajectory of modern history via a pre-loved paperback from Crappy Old Books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/237/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/moon-of-ice.gif 3.85 GBP in_stock used Media > Books TOR 9780812520200 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-236 Henry Kissinger The Private and Public Story by Ralph Blumenfeld Henry Kissinger: The Private and Public Story (1975) By Ralph Blumenfeld — Signet ISBN: None (because history didn’t always come barcoded), Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books This is the book you pick up when you think, “I’d quite like to understand the most talked-about diplomat of the 20th century… but in a very 1975 way.” Ralph Blumenfeld’s Henry Kissinger: The Private and Public Story arrives from an era when powerful men were analysed in paperback form, with grainy black-and-white photos and chapter titles that promised revelation while mostly offering politely investigative curiosity. It’s political biography before the internet, before social media outrage, before podcasts—back when your hot take came printed, yellowing, and smelling faintly of someone else’s living room. Inside this Signet time capsule, you’ll find Kissinger presented as both global chess player and complicated human being, filtered through the lens of mid-70s commentary. Expect references to world events that were still current, hairstyles that were still fashion, and assumptions about geopolitics that have aged about as gracefully as the glue in this paperback’s spine. Speaking of the spine: this copy has survived cabinet reshuffles, regime changes, and at least one house move, possibly two. Sold proudly by Crappy Old Books, it comes with: Authentic shelf wear – the kind you can’t fake, achieved only through decades of being picked up, put down, and occasionally used as a coaster during late-night “what does it all mean?” conversations. Soft, gently war-weary pages – slightly tanned, possibly annotated, definitely opinionated. Zero ISBN – because back then, a book didn’t need a 13-digit identity number to feel important. Blumenfeld’s prose walks you through the “public” Kissinger—summits, speeches, strategic handshakes—and then peeks carefully at the “private” man, as far as a mid-70s paperback dare go. You get the sense of a world trying very hard to understand power, personality, and foreign policy without benefit of hindsight or FOI requests—just interviews, impressions, and that unshakeable 1970s belief that a mass-market paperback could explain everything. Is this the definitive word on Henry Kissinger? Absolutely not. Is it a fascinating, slightly dated, deeply readable artefact of how he was seen at the time? Completely. It’s like reading history with the commentary track recorded while the film was still playing. Ideal for: Readers who enjoy political biographies with a faint smell of nicotine and old armchairs. Collectors of odd, earnest paperbacks that try to decode complicated people using simple chapter headings. Anyone who thinks modern punditry moves too fast and would like to see how slowly—and confidently—opinions used to age. Cracked spine, softened corners, and a cover that has definitely seen some things: this book won’t just tell you about Henry Kissinger. It’ll tell you about 1975, about how we used to write about power, and about a time when “the private and public story” fit comfortably between two flaking card covers. Come for the statesman. Stay for the nostalgia. Leave with a slightly crooked, heavily seasoned slice of Cold War paperback history—courtesy of Crappy Old Books, where yesterday’s urgent analysis is today’s oddly charming relic. With 16 pages of photographs (black and white) https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/236/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/henry-kissinger-the-private-and-public-story.gif 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Signet no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-232 Garden Of Shadows by VC Andrews Garden Of Shadows Olivia dreamed of a sun-filled love, a happy life. Then she entered Foxworth Hall...V.C. Andrews’ thrilling new novel spins a tale of dreadful secrets and dark, forbidden passions -- of the time before Flowers in the Attic began. Long before terror flowered in the attic, thin, spinsterish Olivia came to Virginia as Malcolm Foxworth’s bride. At last, with her tall handsome husband, she would find the joy she had waited for, longed for. But in the gloomy mansion filled with hidden rooms and festering desires, a stain of jealous obsession begins to spread...an evil that will threaten her children, two lovely boys and one very special, beautiful girl. For within one innocent child, a shocking secret lives...a secret that will taint the proud Foxworth name, and haunt all their lives forever! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/232/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/garden-of-shadows.gif 3.70 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-231 Death Trap - An Alaska Mystery by Sue Henry Death Trap – An Alaska Mystery (2004) By Sue Henry — Avon ISBN: 0380816865, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever thought, “You know what this cosy evening is missing? Sub-zero temperatures, suspicious behaviour, and the possibility of dying in the wilderness,” then Death Trap is very much your aesthetic. Sue Henry has a well-established habit of taking the already dramatic scenery of Alaska and adding murder, which frankly feels greedy—but works beautifully. In Death Trap – An Alaska Mystery, she once again proves that the landscape alone is not enough of a threat; you also need humans making terrible decisions in remote places with limited phone signal. This particular copy, re-homed by Crappy Old Books with more enthusiasm than structural integrity, arrives in Used condition, which here means: A gently creased spine that suggests at least one previous reader said, “Just one more chapter,” and then absolutely did not stick to that. Edges slightly scuffed, as though this book has been in at least one bag that also contained loose keys, a half-eaten snack, and life’s general chaos. Faintly tanned pages, the literary equivalent of frost-kissed cheeks—only warmer and much more pleasant to hold. Inside, you’ll find: Alaska, being its usual overdramatic self: vast, cold, remote, and absolutely not designed for people who misplace their gloves. A murder (or several) tucked neatly into the snow, ice, or general wilderness, as if nature wasn’t quite lethal enough on its own. Characters who may or may not survive their proximity to the plot, depending on their life choices and their ability to recognise a bad idea when they see one. Henry weaves together: Mystery – Who did it? Why did they do it? And why, exactly, did anyone come out here in the first place? Atmosphere – Snow, silence, isolation, and the occasional thing lurking where it really shouldn’t be. Alaskan detail – Enough local colour to make you feel you’ve visited, without needing to buy thermal underwear or bear spray. As for the Crappy Old Books experience, this used copy may also feature: A tiny bend or curl in the cover, like it tried to weather an Alaskan storm and survived mostly intact. The odd mysterious faint mark on a page margin—possibly from coffee, possibly from hot chocolate, possibly from someone gasping at a twist with a pen in hand. That lovely second-hand-book scent: part paper, part time, part “I outlived at least three other titles on this shelf.” You’ll appreciate this book if: You adore crime fiction but feel that mild suburban settings simply don’t threaten your survival enough. You enjoy the idea of investigative work where “hostile environment” refers equally to the weather and the people. You find great comfort in the fact that you can read about Alaskan danger while safely swaddled in a blanket, far from wolves, crevasses, and suspicious neighbours with snowmobiles. There’s something quietly satisfying about reading a book called Death Trap in a format that looks like it’s already escaped several dangers itself. This paperback has endured being read, transported, possibly dropped, maybe even briefly abandoned, only to be rescued by Crappy Old Books, who specialise in giving such survivors a second life. Take it home. Let the Alaskan chill seep off the page while you follow the trail of clues, motives, and bad decisions across the icy wilds. Because if there’s one place you really don’t want to stumble into a death trap, it’s Alaska. But in a used paperback from Crappy Old Books? That’s the safest thrill you’ll get all winter. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/231/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/death-trap.gif 3.49 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Avon 9780380816866 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-230 Gardeners Guide to Growing Hostas by Diana Grenfell In a world where roses steal the spotlight and sunflowers bask in their golden glory, one plant dares to quietly thrive in the shadows. Enter the humble hosta, a leaf-laden underdog that, thanks to Diana Grenfell’s *Gardeners Guide to Growing Hostas*, is here to reclaim its rightful place in your garden—and possibly in the annals of gardening history, if only it could muster enough sunlight to read the accolades. Published in the bewilderingly bright year of 2001, when the world was still grappling with the promise of the internet yet to fully bloom, this book is less a guide and more an eccentric love letter to the unassuming hosta. Grenfell, wielding her gardening prowess like a battle-worn knight with a spade, takes the reader on a journey through the myriad shades of green, blue, and, let’s not forget, the occasional white. Each page spills over with enough botanical jargon to delight even the most fervent horticulturalist while making the casual reader question their life choices. As you leaf through this treasure trove of botanical wisdom, you’ll uncover insights that make you ponder: How is it possible for one plant to have so many traits? Hostas are not just green blobs; oh no, they are sensual curves of foliage, each more stunning than the last. Grenfell’s words drip with a kind of poetic reverence that might just make you weep for the injustice of their often-overlooked beauty. Why buy a flashy petunia when you can have a hosta that whispers sweet nothings in the shade? From the expert cultivation of these leafy marvels to their quirky habit of growing in the most surprising places, Grenfell has got you covered. Her guide is peppered with riveting anecdotes—why, one could almost call them hosta-histories—about the trials and tribulations of hosta aficionados. You’ll learn tips on how to coax your hostas into lush life, as well as the various pests that might conspire against you, because let’s face it, every garden has its villains. But hostas are not merely plants; they are statements. A hosta can say, “I am mysterious, I am low maintenance, and I prefer the company of ferns.” In a way, they are the introverts of the garden world, thriving softly in the corners while the more ostentatious blooms strut about in their flamboyant glory. If you’re searching for a way to elevate your garden from “meh” to “mystically enchanting,” this volume offers a treasure trove of cunning strategies: The importance of choosing the right shade—because, let’s face it, your hostas need their “me-time.” How to combat slugs, the sworn enemies of every leaf-loving plant. The secrets behind the most popular hosta varieties that will have your neighbours green with envy. Essential tips on how to arrange your hostas for maximum visual impact—because we all know that hostas aren’t just a plant, they’re a lifestyle. Why growing hostas is a commitment, akin to adopting a cat: they require love, care, and an occasional sprinkle of drama. Condition: This particular copy of *Gardeners Guide to Growing Hostas* is used, which means it carries the gentle patina of age—a delightful combination of dog-eared pages and the faint smell of loamy earth. You might find the odd pencil note from a previous owner, perhaps a passionate plea to their hostas to “just grow already.” This is not a pristine tome to be hidden away on a shelf; it’s a battle-hardened guide eager to impart its wisdom and possibly engage in deep conversations about the merits of foliage over flowers. So, if you find yourself yearning for a little shade in your life or simply want to become the proud caretaker of these leafy wonders, grab a copy of Diana Grenfell’s *Gardeners Guide to Growing Hostas*—available at Crappy Old Books, where the past meets the quirky and the gently-used finds a new home. Because every garden deserves a touch of irony, and what better way to embrace it than with hostas? https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/230/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-gardeners-guide-to-growing-hostas.jpg 4.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books David and Charles 9780715312773 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-226 The Devil and Miss Prym by Paulo Coelho The devil and Miss Prym New to the U.S. but first published in Europe in 1992, Coelho’s latest (following the bestselling The Zahir) is an old school parable of good and evil. When a stranger enters the isolated mountain town of Viscos with the devil literally by his side, the widow Berta knows (because her deceased husband, with whom she communicates daily, tells her) that a battle for the town’s souls has begun. The stranger, a former arms dealer, calls himself Carlos and proposes a wager to the town: if someone turns up murdered within a week, he’ll give the town enough gold to make everyone wealthy. Carlos ensures people believe him by choosing the town bartender, the orphan Chantal Prym, as his instrument: he shows her where the gold is, confides that his wife and children have been executed by kidnapper terrorists (remember: 1992), and that he is hoping his belief that people are basically evil will be vindicated. Chantal would like nothing better than to disappear with the gold herself and thus faces her own dilemmas. Add in corrupt townspeople (including a priest), sometimes biting social commentary and, distastefully, a very heavily stereotyped recurring town legend about an Arab named Ahab, and you’ve got quite a little Garden of Eden potboiler. But the unsatisfying ending lets everyone off the hook and leaves questions hanging like ripe apples. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/226/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-devil-and-miss-prym.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780007116058 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-224 Hubble Bubble by Christina Jones Hubble Bubble When Mitzi Bless is made redundent, she is determined not to settle into a routine of endless dreary coffee mornings followed by bad, made-for-TV movies in the afternoons. Mitzi decides she is ready for a change, but doesnt know where to start. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/224/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/hubble-bubble.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piatkus Books 9780749934972 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-221 Free Fall by Robert Crais Free Fall Elvis Cole is just a detective who cant say no, especially to a girl in a terrible fix. And Jennifer Sheridan qualifies, her fiance, Mark Thurman, is a decorated LA cop with an elite plainclothes unit, but Jennifers sure hes in trouble - the kind of serious trouble that only Elvis Cole can help him out of. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/221/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/free-fall.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Crimeline 9780553565096 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-220 To Die For by Carol Lee To Die For Standing on the other side of the bed, side-on, the change in her is shocking. Many stones dropped since the last time we met. Her skin is grey, her expression guarded, defensive, her eyes avoiding mine. I hesitate. We have been here before with her illness so many times. I sense this will have to be different. This may be her last chance. .. When Carol Lee’s cherished god-daughter Emma descends into a long and dangerous battle with anorexia, Carol is the only one she trusts enough to let into her tormented world.Interspersed with revealing and poignant entries from Emma’s diaries, To Die For shows intensely, and ultimately joyfully, how the power of trust and shared memories can confront even this most cruel of illnesses. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/220/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/to-die-for.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Arrow 9780099446927 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-219 Sexually Transmitted Diseases by Craig Donnellan Welcome to a world where the title says it all, and yet, perhaps, it says too much. "Sexually Transmitted Diseases" by Craig Donnellan is not just a book; it’s a veritable encyclopedia of calamity, an educational treasure trove for those who wish to be well-informed on the many ways to ruin an evening with a dismissive cough or a wary glance. Published in the ever-ambitious year of 2002 by Independence Educational Publishers, this tome is both enlightening and, dare we say, a tad alarming. Ideal for the discerning reader who believes knowledge is power, and what better way to wield that power than through the lens of life’s more unfortunate ailments? We dare you to explore this riveting compendium that brings a new meaning to the phrase "reading between the lines.” Inside, you will find a plethora of facts and figures that might make you rethink that second glass of wine at the pub. With detailed accounts of various afflictions that are as colorful as a rainbow after a rainstorm (or perhaps more accurately, as colored as the medical charts that accompany them), Donnellan’s work is a riveting read for anyone who fancies themselves a connoisseur of cautionary tales. This book is like a trusted friend at a dinner party who, rather than regaling you with tales of their latest holiday, instead launches into a vivid description of their last trip to the doctor’s office. Intrigued yet? Each chapter serves as a delightful reminder that life often comes with its own set of risks, and some choices might just lead you down a path of unending awkwardness. You may find yourself nodding in recognition or cringing in horror as you digest the insights shared herein. Donnellan seems to have a gift for turning the mundane into the macabre, and if that isn’t a skill worth celebrating, we don’t know what is. From the strange to the downright absurd, this book is like a public service announcement, disguised as a text you might have been assigned in a particularly grim health class. But why stop at mere information? This book also serves as a delightful conversation starter for that first date where neither of you knows what to say. Simply slip this tome onto the table, and watch as the other person’s eyes widen with a mix of intrigue and horror—a guaranteed icebreaker, or perhaps a conversation ender, depending on your audience. It’s a sociable tool, a literature-based icepick to shatter the uncomfortable silence that often accompanies two people who have only just met over lukewarm lattes. For those who appreciate a good list, we present the following highlights of what you can expect to encounter within the pages of this extraordinary volume: A comprehensive overview of various STDs, each described with the enthusiasm usually reserved for a travel brochure. Illustrations that may or may not be suitable for lunch breaks—proceed with caution. Practical advice on avoiding the more unfortunate predicaments that life has to offer, all delivered with a humorous touch. Glossary terms that sound like they belong in a game of Scrabble, yet are regrettably not as fun. Chapters that could easily be misinterpreted as horror stories, especially when read in public. Condition: Used, with the sort of wear that suggests it has been flipped through by many a curious hand, possibly in search of solace or merely some comic relief. Expect dog-eared pages that hint at the dismay of previous readers, and perhaps some marginalia that will make you question their understanding of anatomy. It’s practically begging for a new owner with a sense of humor and a penchant for the absurd. If you’ve been searching for a book that combines educational insight with the delightful absurdity of human experience, look no further. "Sexually Transmitted Diseases" is a quirky addition to any bookshelf, a conversation piece that you’ll be glad to own—and if you ever find yourself in need of a pick-me-up or a cautionary tale, Crappy Old Books has you covered! Grab your copy today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions you never knew you needed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/219/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/sexually-transmitted-diseases.jpg 2.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Independence Educational Publishers 9781861681898 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-218 Cast of Smiles by Amanda Brookfield Cast of Smiles Veronica’s group of freinds are well-to-do professionals, intent on keeping up a charade of well-being and success. On the surface everything is fine: Julian and Veronica get married; Teddy tells good jokes; Gloria chases men. Trouble brews, however, when the sinister Katherine Vermont becomes obsessedwith the deceitful activities of her ex-lover, Julian. The tragedy that finally erupts shows the high price that can be paid for emotional dishonesty - to oneself as well as to others. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/218/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-cast-of-smiles.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Trafalgar Square 9780340624494 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-217 Heartsick by Chelsea Cain Heartsick When a beautiful serial killer Gretchen Lowell captured her last victim - the man in charge of hunting her down - she quickly established who was really in control of the investigation. So why, after ten days of horrifying physical and mental torture, did she release Detective Archie Sheridan from the brink of death and hand herself in? This book is particulary crappy and has a broken spine, meaning thats its really unique and rare. It also saves you the time of breaking the spine in yourself. Great for leaving at parties to make people think you read books. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/217/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/heart-sick.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books 9780330449809 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-216 Indigo slam by Robert Crais Indigo slam Elvis Cole is an LA private eye with a .38 who refuses to grow up. What he isn’t is a bleeding heart. So when fifteen-year-old Teri Hewitt asks him to find her father he knows he should refuse. But saying no to a pretty girl is not one of his strong points. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/216/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/indigo-slam.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orion 9780752816944 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-215 A son of war by Melvyn Bragg A son of war The upheavals of the Second World War reverberated in the peace that followed, and many found a return to the old life more difficult than they had anticipated. Like Sam Richardson, who was determined to break free of the constraints of his background and leave Cumbria for the promised land of Australia. Yet now, a few months on, he has settled for a job in Wigton’s paper factory, and believes he has put both his aspirations and his memories of fighting in Burma behind him. His wife, Ellen, begins to know better, realising how close to the brink their marriage had come. Between them their young son Joe strives to fulfil their conflicting expectations for him, as he meets the hurdles of childhood and adolescence and confronts his own demons." "A Son of War portrays a family forever altered by an experience subsequent generations can scarcely imagine, yet whose individual hopes, compromises and quiet triumphs form the fabric of everyday, universal life. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/215/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/a-son-of-war.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sceptre 9780340818169 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-214 Forgotten Man by Robert Crais Forgotten Man An unidentified body has been found in a seedy Los Angeles alley. The only clue the cops have is a packet of newspaper articles about the past exploits of Elvis Cole - and the fact that before the man died, he said he was Elvis’s father..... https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/214/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-forgotten-man.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books ORION PAPERBACKS 9780752859729 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-213 Friends Indeed by Rose Doyle Friends Indeed Nineteenth-century Dublin is a city riven by the greed of an emerging middle class and the unspeakable poverty of the poor. Alicia Buckley and Sarah Rooney, growing up there, embody that divide. Despite their different backgrounds, the girls enjoy an extraordinary friendship, so when Sarah falls pregnant, and is thrown out by her father, Allie doesn’t think twice about joining her friend in exile. Neither woman is prepared for the deprivations she will face. Pursuing Sarah’s soldier lover Jimmy Vance, they make their way, with baby James to Kildare, where they become part of a community of outcast women, known as the Wrens of the Curragh. Reviled in the local town, the women live rough, savage lives on the outskirts of the army camp. But there is also sharing and trust, through her work as the community’s doctor, a liberation for Allie from the stifling expectations of her family. Tragedy, however, forces them to travel to America, but a final twist of fate means that only Alice will reach that brave new world, adopting her friend’s son as her own, and eventually agreeing to marry Jimmy Vance to give the child a father. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/213/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/friends-indeed.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet Books 9780340771341 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-212 Lipstick jungle by Candace Bushnell Lipstick jungle To everyone who’s anyone in New York City Victory Ford, Wendy Healy and Nico O’Neilly are the beautiful face of success in the city. Victory is the hottest new designer on the block, Wendy is President of Parador Pictures with a sure-fire hit in production and Nico is the editor of Bonfire magazine. The trouble is, from where Victory, Nico and Wendy are standing things don’t look quite that way. Nico is fitting in guilty extra-marital sex with an underwear model. Victory’s last collecti - on bombed and Wendy’s twelve-year marriage to her metrosexual househusband is in freefall. Candace Bushnell’s new heroines are irresistible, and as she follows them through the minefield of work, love and life at the top she gives us a hugely entertaining lesson on how to stay ahead in the toughest town on the planet. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/212/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/lipstick-jungle.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Abacus 9780349115696 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-211 Gang of Four by Liz Byrski Gang of Four https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/211/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/gang-of-four.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books TRANSITA LIMITED 9781905175161 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-206 Creative Paper Art by Nancy Welch Creative Paper Art (2000) By Nancy Welch — Sterling Publishing ISBN: 9780806994727, Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books At last: a book that proves you can turn innocent sheets of paper into elaborate works of art instead of yet another to-do list you’ll ignore. Creative Paper Art by Nancy Welch is a gloriously late-90s/early-2000s time capsule from that magical era when “crafting” meant glue, scissors, and a strong emotional attachment to your local stationery aisle. Welch invites you into a world where paper is not just something you accidentally spill tea on—it’s a sculptable, foldable, occasionally glitter-encrusted medium of pure possibility. This particular copy has already lived a life. Possibly several. Now lovingly re-homed by Crappy Old Books, it arrives with: Gently thumbed pages that suggest at least one person genuinely meant to make all the projects, got as far as one, and then wandered off. Suspiciously crinkly bits hinting that someone got ambitious with varnish, decoupage glue, or an unwise beverage. A working ISBN (9780806994727), because by 2000 even the craft books had full numeric identities. Inside, Nancy Welch walks you through an array of projects that sit somewhere between “Oh, that’s beautiful” and “Should I really be trusted with a craft knife?” Expect cheerful instructions on turning flat paper into 3D creations, cards that look like you definitely tried, and home décor that politely whispers, “Yes, this is handmade, thanks for noticing.” You’ll find: Step-by-step guides with the kind of calm optimism only craft authors possess. Photos from the era when everything was styled just a bit too earnestly, like each project was hoping to get scouted for a lifestyle magazine. Techniques that can be adapted, upgraded, or gloriously misinterpreted with whatever random paper you have lying around: old magazines, takeaway menus, that stack of misprinted office copies you “rescued.” The irony, of course, is that many readers of this book will never quite get around to those exquisite projects. Instead, Creative Paper Art becomes an inspirational artefact, a sort of decorative object in its own right—an absolute victory for meta-craft: “I didn’t make the paper art, but I bought the book about paper art and put it on a shelf. That counts.” As for this used copy, it brings its own unique features to the creative experience: A cover with minor battle scars, as though it has already survived several failed attempts at origami. Pages that may contain faint evidence of past creativity: a tiny glue shadow here, a ghost of glitter there, perhaps a pencilled tick next to a project optimistically marked “for later.” That unmistakable “old craft book” vibe, somewhere between library nostalgia and “I smell PVA glue and ambition.” Ideal for: Crafters who genuinely intend to make things… eventually. People who like the idea of creativity and enjoy flicking through pretty pictures while procrastinating. Anyone who believes there is no such thing as too many how-to books involving paper, scissors, and heroic levels of enthusiasm. In short, this is your invitation to fold, glue, cut, curl, and possibly swear under your breath as your first attempt sags slightly to one side. Nancy Welch provides the inspiration; Crappy Old Books provides the pre-loved copy with character; you provide the paper that was destined to be more than just recycling. Buy it. Stack it. Display it. Maybe even use it. If nothing else, you’ll own a book about creative paper art made from… paper. That’s conceptually satisfying, and frankly, in this economy, that’s already a small masterpiece. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/206/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/creative-paper-art.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Sterling Publishing 9780806994727 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-204 Instant negotiation by Brian Clegg In the whirlwind of 2000, when the world was both trepidatious and hopeful, Brian Clegg brought forth “Instant Negotiation,” a tome that promised to bestow the art of bargaining upon the masses with all the urgency of a fast-food drive-thru order. This delightful guide, published by Kogan Page—known for their uncanny ability to make even the driest of subjects slightly more palatable—dares to reveal the secrets behind clandestine deals, office politics, and, presumably, the great biscuit heist of your local tea shop. This book is a veritable buffet of negotiation techniques, served with a side of irony, as if Clegg were shouting from the rooftops, “Why wait for the perfect moment to seal the deal? Just add water and voilà!” With a title like “Instant Negotiation,” you might expect a microwaveable approach to diplomacy; alas, you may find the recipes more complex than a soufflé on a good day. But fret not, dear reader! The pages are filled with enough anecdotes and hypothetical scenarios to help you navigate the treacherous waters of haggling over the last pack of biscuits at the local corner shop. Within the pages of this book, Clegg presents a cornucopia of negotiation styles, ranging from the charming yet baffling to the downright ludicrous. We’re treated to a riveting exploration of strategies that could help secure a vintage teapot or, if you’re particularly audacious, a second-hand Rolls Royce. Here’s what you can expect to learn or merely ponder while wondering who on earth would want to negotiate for a used luxury car: The fine art of persuasion, or how to make your opponent feel like they’ve won even when they haven’t. Mastering the art of body language—because sometimes a well-timed eyebrow raise can seal the deal more effectively than a contract. The psychological tricks that could make your negotiation counterpart question their very existence. How to negotiate with children—a practice that often feels like trying to wrangle a herd of cats. Tips for online negotiation, including the importance of not using all capital letters, unless you’re feeling particularly aggressive. As you flip through “Instant Negotiation,” you may notice that Clegg’s insights are woven together with the alluringly peculiar anecdotes of his own misadventures in the negotiation arena. He shares tales of bumbling attempts to barter for a loaf of bread in exchange for some dubious advice, which makes you question not only his negotiation prowess but also your own lunch choices. One cannot help but wonder if perhaps the author has spent too much time in cafés, watching the world go by while dreaming up these tips. Condition: It’s worth mentioning that this particular copy is used, boasting a charm that only time can bestow. Expect the pages to be slightly crinkled, perhaps with the occasional coffee ring and a few dog-eared corners—each imperfection a testament to the countless negotiations that have occurred around it. While it may not be suitable for a museum exhibit, it’s perfectly primed for your next book club meeting or a rather odd conversation starter at social gatherings. If you’re seeking to become the next king or queen of negotiation—or if you simply want to impress your friends with your newfound ability to barter for the best scones in town—“Instant Negotiation” could very well be your new best friend. Purchase this book from Crappy Old Books, and let the world of bargaining unfold before you, like a slightly tattered map leading to dubious treasure. Who knows what deals you might broker, or what oddities you might discover, as you embark on this quirky literary journey? So grab your copy today, and remember: in negotiation, as in life, it’s not just about winning; it’s about how you spin the yarn afterwards. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/204/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/instant-negotiation.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Kogan Page 9780749433871 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-203 Hidden Places of Dorset Hampshire and the Isle of Wight by Joanna Billing Hidden Places of Dorset, Hampshire and the Isle of Wight This new edition of the Hidden Places of Dorset, Hampshire and the Isle of Wight has been completely redesigned to include a new cover and new page layouts. This title, which has always been popular with Hidden Places readers, is printed in full colour and includes detailed directional maps, eye-catching photographs and is packed with interesting information and places to eat, drink and stay. Dorset is a county that encompasses rolling chalk downs, dark heathland (so beloved of Thomas Hardy), the long ridge of the Purbeck Hills and an incomparable coastline with its wealth of magnificent rock formations sculptured by the sea. Hampshire and the Isle of Wight offer the visitor a wonderful combination of seafaring tradition in the many coastal towns and villages as well as wonderful countryside epitomized by the New Forest and the rolling hills of northeast Hampshire. Both counties are a haven for "hidden places" and the book provides the reader with plenty of interesting historical facts. The redesigned cover incorporates an eye-catching photograph of the village Milton Abbas in Dorset https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/203/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-hidden-places-of-dorset-hampshire-and-the-isle-of-white.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Travel Publishing Limited 9781904434030 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-202 Get Everything Done by Mark Forster Get Everything Done (2000) by Mark Forster ISBN: 0340746203 Condition: Used (and probably judging you) Sold by: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever looked at your to-do list and thought, “Actually, I might just lie down instead,” then Mark Forster’s Get Everything Done is the self-help classic you definitely didn’t ask for but now feel strangely pressured to own. Published in the golden age of optimism (the year 2000, when people still thought inboxes could be tamed), this book promises that you can finally conquer the chaos of your life with systems. Lots of systems. Systems inside systems. Systems observing other systems. It’s organisational Inception. Our particular copy — sourced from the dusty lair of Crappy Old Books, where paperbacks go when they’ve seen too much — arrives gently worn, possibly annotated by a previous owner who tried the method for six days before abandoning it for biscuits. The pages have that faint, nostalgic smell of old ambition. One can only assume that Forster’s techniques worked beautifully… for someone else. Inside, you’ll meet concepts like closed lists, time-boxed intentions, and the reassuring suggestion that you can “get everything done” if you simply stop doing most of the things you thought you needed to do. It’s productivity advice bordering on philosophy, the kind that makes you go, “Huh… that actually makes sense,” followed immediately by, “But also no, absolutely not.” Still, this book has a cult following of people who have finally triumphed over procrastination — or at least learned to procrastinate in a more structured and respectable manner. And there’s something soothing about reading productivity advice from a world before smartphones ruined all our brains. Perfect for: People who enjoy to-do lists more than doing the things on them Fans of the “I’ll start on Monday” lifestyle Anyone who likes their self-help with a side of irony and a sprinkle of existential dread Pick up this gently battered copy of Get Everything Done, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll get something done. Probably reading this blurb again in several weeks when you rediscover the book under a pile of unopened mail. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/202/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/get-everything-done.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Help Yourself 9780340746202 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-201 Mastering Book-Keeping by Peter Marshall Mastering Book-Keeping: A Complete Step-By-Step Guide to the Principles of Business Accounting An easy-to-use, sequential approach to book-keeping which covers the requirements of all the principal book-keeping courses. Typical business transactions are used to illustrate all the essential theory, practice and skills required. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/201/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/mastering-book-keeping.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books How to Books 9781857034950 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-200 Motor Caravan and Camping Parks by Jake Kennedy Motor Caravan and Camping Parks For tent and motorhome users Colour coded guide to 2067 UK and Irish sites County by county listing with park facilities https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/200/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/motor-caravan-and-camping-parks-2008.jpg 1.99 GBP in_stock used Media > Books IPC Media 9780862962906 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-199 Semiautomatic by Robert Reuland Welcome to the whimsical world of "Semiautomatic," where the mundane meets the mechanical in a delightful dance of irony and intrigue. Published in the halcyon days of 2004, this tome by Robert Reuland is a vivid testament to a time when vintage meant something more than just a dusty bottle of wine or an ironic hipster haircut. Here, we explore the nuanced tapestry of life, armed with only a metaphorical semi-automatic weapon of wit and whimsy. Picture a scenario where the existential crises of the modern man are juxtaposed against the relentless tick of a clock — and not just any clock, mind you, but one that runs on a diet of half-baked metaphors and the caffeine-fueled ramblings of a caffeine addict. Our protagonist, presumably armed with a quirk or two (possibly a penchant for collecting stamps or an uncanny ability to whistle show tunes), navigates a world that defies the laws of normalcy. Reuland, with a deft hand and a flickering light bulb above his head, manages to weave a narrative that plays ping-pong with your expectations, leaving you unsure whether to laugh or recoil in horror. In "Semiautomatic," we find ourselves enveloped in a milieu where nothing is what it seems, and the characters have more layers than a cake made by an indecisive baker. This literary concoction serves up a potpourri of dry humour, emotional meltdowns, and the occasional absurdity of life lived on the edge of a metaphorical precipice. Imagine a sitcom where the laugh track is replaced by the sound of crickets chirping — oddly comforting yet deeply unsettling. But what do we really know about this enigmatic book? Beyond its cover, there’s a treasure trove of musings, observations, and uninvited philosophical questions that bombard your senses like an overzealous waiter at a dinner party. Reuland, an author with the audacity to question the very fabric of narrative structure, invites readers to join him on a journey through the urban jungle whilst clutching a cup of lukewarm tea. Condition: This copy of "Semiautomatic" is used, which means it comes with a delightful backstory of its own — possibly passed around at cozy book clubs or clandestine reading sessions in local coffee shops. Expect the unmistakable scent of vintage paper (think old libraries and grandmothers’ attics) and the occasional marginal doodle that may or may not resemble a cat that just survived a particularly intense existential crisis. The spine exhibits signs of wear, much like the weary soul of the reader who once clutched it close during sleepless nights, pondering the futility of existence. So, what can one expect from the pages of this literary oddity? Brace yourself for: A series of hilariously awkward encounters that make your last family gathering seem like a scene from a Shakespearean drama. Random interludes that leave you questioning the sanity of both the characters and the author. Meticulously crafted sentences that may or may not require a dictionary and a thesaurus to decipher. Philosophical musings that range from the profound to the preposterous, all while you sip your chamomile tea. A narrative rhythm that dances like a drunk uncle at a wedding — unpredictable yet oddly captivating. In the end, "Semiautomatic" is not just a book; it’s an experience, a conversation starter, and perhaps even a mild headache wrapped in a charming cover. As you ponder whether to add this quirky read to your collection, remember that Crappy Old Books has curated this treasure for the discerning reader who appreciates the delightful absurdity of life. Dive in, if you dare, and discover the peculiar magic that awaits within these pages! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/199/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/semiautomatic.jpg 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Vintage 9780099287124 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-195 The testament by John Grisham The testament Troy Phelan, a 78-year-old eccentric and the 10th-richest man in America, is about to read his last will and testament, divvying up an estate worth $11 billion. Phelan’s three ex-wives, their grasping spawn, a legion of lawyers, several psychiatrists, and a plethora of sound technicians wait breathlessly, all eyes glued to digital monitors as they watch the old man read his verdict. But Phelan shocks everyone with a bizarre, last-gasp attempt to redistribute the spoils, setting in motion a legal morality tale of a contested will, sin, and redemption. Our hero, Nate O’Riley--a washed-up, alcoholic litigator with two ruined marriages in his wake and the IRS on his tail--is dispatched to the Brazilian wetlands in search of a mysterious heir named in the will. After a harrowing trip upriver to a remote settlement in the Pantanal, he encounters Rachel Lane, a pure-hearted missionary living with an indigenous tribe and carrying out "God’s work." Rachel’s grave dedication and kindness impress the jaded lawyer, so much that a nasty bout of dengue fever leads him to a vision that could change his life. Back in the States, the legal proceedings drag on and Grisham has a high time with Phelan’s money-hungry descendents, a regrettable bunch who squandered millions, married strippers, got druggy, and befriended the Mob. The youngest son, Ramble, is a multi-pierced, tattoo-covered malcontent with big dreams for his rock band, the Demon Monkeys. Will Nate get straight with Rachel’s aid? Do the greedy heirs get theirs? What’s the real legacy of a lifetime’s work? The Testament is classic Grisham: a down-and-out lawyer, a lot of money, an action-packed pursuit, and the highest issues at stake. It’s not just about great characters; it’s about the question of what character is. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/195/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-testament.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Century 9780099245025 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-194 The Smart Girls Guide To Your Dream Job by Peter Hart The Smart Girls Guide To Your Dream Job. Ever dreamed of being a chart-topping pop star? That doctor in ’ER’? A Lawyer like Ally McBeal? Or maybe a top model, accountant, computer programmer or journalist? Well YOU can turn your dreams into reality.... and the very first step is reading this book. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/194/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-smart-girls-guide-to-your-dream-job.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Piccadilly Press 9781853406423 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-189 Samantha Smythes Modern Family Journal by Lucy Cavendish Samantha Smythes Modern Family Journal This book came free with the Red magazine which is part of the Daily Express. It was previuosly published as The Invisible Woman. I have no idea what its about. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/189/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/samantha-smythes-modern-family-journal.gif 1.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780141047034 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-187 How to stop smoking and stay stopped by Martin Raw How to stop smoking and stay stopped This book takes the line that stopping smoking is a process which takes time and can be difficult but is possible with planning, determination and support. It explains why it is hard to stop and describes the importance of motivation and preparation before guiding the smoker through the process. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/187/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-stop-smoking-and-stay-stopped.gif 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books BBC 9780563551850 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-185 At the Jim Bridger by Ron Carlson At the Jim Bridger (2002) by Ron Carlson is that quietly brilliant short story collection you probably meant to read years ago, but life, deadlines and badly behaved streaming services got in the way. Published by Picador USA, it’s full of those deceptively simple, slightly offbeat American tales where not much seems to happen—until you realise everything has happened, you just weren’t paying close enough attention. Carlson’s characters live in the half-lit corners of real life: motels and diners, broken cars, awkward conversations, the long flat roads where you have far too much time to think about your choices. His stories are funny until they’re not, tender without being sentimental, and smart without feeling like homework. It’s the literary equivalent of someone telling you a story over a late-night coffee and, three days later, you’re still thinking about one throwaway sentence like it was a revelation. This particular specimen, ISBN 0312307241, comes to you in the noble condition known as Used, supplied by the ever-respectably disreputable Crappy Old Books. So no, it’s not mint. It has seen some things. The cover may be gently scuffed. The corners may be slightly more “rounded” than strictly intended. The spine might show that someone once read past page 30 (imagine that). There could be a faint crease or two that says: “I was taken on a train journey and briefly preferred to a phone.” You may encounter: A touch of yellowing to the pages, also known as “vintage ambience.” A bit of shelf wear, suggesting it has lived on an actual shelf, in an actual home, not just in a warehouse with a barcode for a friend. The occasional pencil underline, enigmatic asterisk, or “???” from a previous owner who was either having an epiphany or just really baffled. What you will not get: Glossy influencer vibes. That unsettling suspicion that you are the first person ever to open the book. The moral burden of owning yet another unread brand-new paperback. Instead, you’re getting a road-tested copy of a modern short story collection from a writer other writers go suspiciously quiet about when you say you haven’t read him yet. At the Jim Bridger is perfect for people who like their fiction slightly skewed, wryly observed, and emotionally sneaky—no fireworks, just a slow afterglow of “oh… oh, that’s what that meant.” In short: a gently worn Picador paperback packed with sharply observed lives, sold by Crappy Old Books, whose name wildly undersells how good they are at finding exactly the sort of not-at-all-crappy book you didn’t know you needed. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/185/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/at-the-jim-bridger.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Picador USA 9780312307240 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-182 How to Quit Smoking Without Gaining Weight by Bess H Marcus Jeffrey S Hampl Edwin B Fisher Ah, the early 2000s—a time of questionable fashion choices and an unyielding belief in the power of self-help books. Enter "How to Quit Smoking Without Gaining Weight," a title so long it might just take up an entire shelf by itself. Authored by the formidable trio of Bess H. Marcus, Jeffrey S. Hampl, and Edwin B. Fisher, this book promises a journey where you can kick the habit of smoking while maintaining your waistline, all while clinging to the increasingly elusive notion of balance in life. Spoiler alert: balance may be overrated. Within these pages, you’ll find the kind of sage advice that could only have been crafted by a trio of experts who, undoubtedly, have spent their fair share of time in the smoky haze of deep existential thought. They weave together threads of behavioral psychology, nutritional wisdom, and a dose of audacity that makes one question why anyone would ever think quitting smoking could be an uncomplicated endeavor. Perhaps it’s time to don your reading glasses, find a quiet corner, and prepare to be bemused as you navigate the paradox of giving up cigarettes while resisting the siren call of crumpets and cream. Do you ever wonder what happens when a smoker decides to swap their cigarette for a celery stick? Spoiler: it doesn’t always end well, and the bitter taste of regret can be surprisingly similar to that of a poorly made salad. As you delve into this tome, you’ll uncover a buffet of tips, including how to gorge yourself on carrot sticks while dreaming of the sweet, sweet drag of a cigarette. Eager to shed both smoke and pounds? This book might just be your guide to a veritable conundrum of cravings. In typical self-help fashion, you’ll be armed with a myriad of strategies, each one more convoluted than the last. You might find advice on how to transform your living space into a smoke-free sanctuary…and a food-free fortress, while also learning to chant mantras that promote serenity and self-control. Is that a whiff of irony in the air? Yes, indeed, and it’s as thick as the smoke from a particularly stubborn cigarette. Prepare yourself for a cavalcade of contradictions as you learn to prioritize your health while simultaneously envisioning a future filled with kale and quinoa. As you leaf through this book, you might also discover the authors’ unyielding faith in the power of community. Yes, forming a support group is a fantastic idea—right up until you realize that you’ll be discussing your cravings with fellow quitters who are likely just as hungry for a donut as they are for a cigarette. The authors encourage you to embrace this camaraderie while avoiding the inevitable donut-eating contest that threatens the very foundation of your goals. A true test of willpower, it seems! Condition: Used, as sold by Crappy Old Books, this copy carries the kind of wear and tear that suggests it has seen its fair share of existential crises. The spine is slightly creased, which might indicate that someone was particularly zealous about finding the perfect motivational quote. Slightly dog-eared pages reveal the dogged determination of a reader who no doubt grappled with the weight of their own cravings. It’s not just a book; it’s a witness to the struggle between health and indulgence, a veritable relic of the early 2000s health craze. A guide for those who prefer their struggles with a side of self-denial. Encouragement to trade one vice for another—because why not? Expert tips on how to swap your cravings without actually addressing them. Insights into the joys of carrot sticks—yawn. Potential for existential dread, wrapped neatly in self-help jargon. So if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with the trials of quitting smoking while inexplicably juggling your snack choices, look no further. This book is a delightful contradiction, and it awaits you in the dusty corners of Crappy Old Books. Grab your copy today and prepare to engage in a tug-of-war with your cravings—just don’t blame us for the carrot sticks! https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/182/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/how-to-quit-smoking.jpg 1.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pocket 9780743466226 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-180 Chemical leak by Gillian M Wadds Chemical Leak (2006) by Gillian M Wadds is exactly the kind of book that sounds like it should come with a hazmat suit and a stern government warning, but instead arrives as a compact paperback quietly judging the contents of your bookshelf. Published by Lothian Books, it’s the sort of story where one small mistake, one mysterious spill, or one “totally safe, don’t worry about it” incident spirals into the kind of chaos that makes you side-eye every industrial estate you’ve ever driven past. This is the world of consequences: alarms that don’t quite work properly, adults who definitely aren’t telling you everything, and young people forced to figure out what’s really going on while the grown-ups are busy filling in forms and saying “protocol” a lot. Think tension, questions, and that creeping feeling that the danger isn’t just in the barrels, but in the secrecy wrapped around them. It’s the perfect read if you enjoy the uneasy intersection of science, responsibility, and “this was absolutely not in the safety leaflet.” This particular copy, ISBN 073440848X, comes to you in honest, hardworking Used condition, proudly supplied by the delightfully under-branded Crappy Old Books. So let’s manage expectations: The cover may show light scuffing, as though it’s been in a school bag, on a bus, under a bed, and briefly used as a coaster. The pages might be gently tanned, giving everything that warm “post-apocalyptic library” aesthetic. There may be the odd dog-ear where a previous reader gasped, paused, and clearly meant to come back to that bit but got distracted by life, snacks, or both. If you’re lucky, you may discover mysterious pencil notes or a name scrawled inside the front cover from the book’s former caretaker, who has now unknowingly joined your personal literary multiverse. What you are not getting: A pristine museum piece wrapped in eleven layers of plastic. A sterile, joyless object that looks like it’s never been opened. Anything remotely aligned with the word “mint,” unless we’re talking chewing gum stuck in a past reader’s bag. Instead, you’re getting a road-tested, human-approved copy of Chemical Leak—a slightly worn, very readable slice of eco-tinged drama that remembers when stories were allowed to be tense, weird, and just a little bit alarming without needing a cinematic universe attached. Perfect for: Readers who enjoy a bit of low-key catastrophe with their fiction. Anyone who likes young characters being much more competent than the adults allegedly in charge. People who enjoy the irony of buying a book about contamination from a place called Crappy Old Books and trusting it completely. In short: a gently battered Lothian paperback that’s survived previous readers, shelving systems, and possibly the odd backpack disaster, now ready for another round. Crappy Old Books may underpromise with the name, but the stories they send out into the world are anything but toxic. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/180/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/chemical-leak.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Lothian Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-179 The health fitness handbook by B. Don Franks, Edward T. Howley, and Yuruk Iyriboz The health fitness handbook Get honest, reliable answers to your fitness questions! Written by three leading health and fitness experts, this no-nonsense, information-packed guide presents the latest research with sound medical advice in a way that’s easy to understand. Inside you’ll find everything you need to start a safe, effective fitness program or to make your current program even better: Guidelines for evaluating your current fitness level Tips for setting realistic fitness goals Advice for changing health-related behaviors to meet your long-term goals The best exercises for improving aerobic fitness, flexibility, and strength Information on other important aspects of healthy living, including weight control, nutrition, injury prevention, and stress reduction Easy-to-follow photos, charts, and tables will help you develop a personalized plan to achieve your desired fitness level. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/179/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-health-fitness-handbook.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Human Kinetics 9780880116510 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-176 American civilization by David Mauk and John Oakland American civilization American civilization: an introduction "American Civilization" is a comprehensive introduction to contemporary American life. It examines the key institutions of American society, including state and local government, geography, education, law, media and culture. Emphasis is placed on the people of America, including "minorities" and issues of gender. It covers the whole range of topics taught at first year level, focused by careful, progressive structure. It is illustrated with pertinent and striking images and uses accessible and clear language. This textbook discusses the nature of American social institutions, their evolution over time through an on-going social debate over public and private needs and rights, the relation of institutions to the diverse complexity of the United States’ physical landscape and population groups, and the nation’s place in the world. Establishing clearly the facts and diversity of modern American life within an historical context, "American Civilization" offers an introduction to the complex identities of America. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/176/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/american-civilization.jpg 2.30 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Routledge 9780415101714 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-173 Degrees in violence by David Blair Degrees in Violence (2003) David Blair – Continuum ISBN: 082646498X Condition: Used (emotionally, intellectually, and lightly on the edges) Vendor: Crappy Old Books This is not a book about people shouting on Twitter. This is a book about actual violence – the kind with guns, states, history, and consequences – dissected by someone who’s had a much closer look at it than you’d probably ever want. In Degrees in Violence, David Blair takes you on a guided tour of modern political brutality and its many flavours, asking awkward questions like: How do ordinary people end up doing extraordinary harm? Why do some conflicts go from tense to murderous while others stop at “deeply unpleasant”? And why do we always seem to be surprised when the whole thing explodes, despite all the flashing warning signs and armed men on street corners? Inside these thoughtfully battered pages, expect: Case studies of modern conflicts where the dial gets turned up from simmering resentment to outright bloodshed, one “it’ll probably be fine” at a time. Cold-eyed analysis of ethnic tension, political manipulation, historical grievance, bad leadership and that old favourite, “We didn’t think it would go this far.” Reflections on the way outsiders – journalists, diplomats, armchair analysts – try to explain violence as if it were a neat little equation instead of a sprawling mess of fear, pride and power. The unsettling realisation that “barbaric” is usually just shorthand for “people like us, minus our illusions.” A style that is tough-minded, informed and mercifully free of the sort of jargon that makes you long for a ceasefire with the book itself. It’s the kind of reading that makes you side-eye the news, your leaders, and possibly human nature, but in a useful, sharpened sort of way. Our copy is graded Used, which, in the refreshingly blunt tradition of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover shows honest wear: some light creasing, a bit of edge rub, maybe a tiny nick – the bibliographic equivalent of someone who’s seen things but still turns up to work in a decent shirt. The spine is creased enough to prove it’s been opened and actually read, not just brandished on a coffee table during Serious Conversations. Still fully intact, still holding together better than most peace agreements. The pages are all present, securely bound and pleasantly clean, with mild, natural age-toning. You may find the odd dog-ear or pencil mark where a previous reader muttered “oh, that’s uncomfortably true” and needed a moment. No catastrophic spills, no torn-out chunks, no mysterious stains. Just the usual signs of a book that’s been in dialogue with an actual human mind. Not pristine, not collector-fetish grade – just exactly right for reading, which is, shockingly, still allowed. Perfect for: Students of politics, history and conflict who have realised the reading list is long and the world is not getting calmer. Journalism and IR nerds who enjoy picking apart the lazy clichés of “ancient hatreds” and “sudden eruptions.” Readers who like their worldviews challenged without being shouted at in all caps. Anyone who has looked at the news and thought, “How did we get here?” and is ready for an answer more satisfying than “people are just awful.” Degrees in Violence is a sober, incisive look at how violence escalates, how we explain it, and how we fail to see it coming – even when it’s right there, ticking in front of us. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our subjects are heavy, our tone is wry, and our “Used” condition simply means someone else confronted these uncomfortable truths before you did. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/173/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/degrees-in-violence.jpg 4.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Continuum no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-169 The war against America by Laurie Mylroie The War Against America (2002) – Laurie Mylroie ReganBooks ISBN: 006009771X Condition: Used, as geopolitically rattled by Crappy Old Books. It’s 2002. Flip phones are impressive, everyone’s printing out emails, and large chunks of the American foreign-policy establishment are absolutely convinced that, somewhere behind every act of terror, there’s a familiar moustached figure in a bunker in Baghdad. The War Against America is that moment in hardback form: an intense, straight-faced argument that Saddam Hussein was secretly the mastermind behind the World Trade Center attacks (starting with 1993 and radiating outward), and that the U.S. is locked in a long, vengeful shadow-war with Iraq. In other words, this is not just a book; it’s a historical artefact of the “What If It’s All Saddam?” era. What’s going on in here? Laurie Mylroie does not do chill. Inside you get: A grand, ominous thesis The basic vibe: you think these are disconnected terror incidents, but actually they’re all part of Saddam’s revenge project against America. It’s like a geopolitical corkboard covered in red string, only with footnotes. Lots of footnotes. Cast of recurring villains and acronyms Intelligence agencies, bombers, shadowy operatives, and the usual three-letter organisations who either missed something, covered something up, or tragically failed to read this very book in time. Reconstruction of plots and motives Bombings, attempted assassinations, mysterious fugitives, and a running argument that behind the chaos lies a single vengeful state actor who just will not let the Gulf War go. The tone of someone who is certain This is written with the energy of a person who has connected all the dots and would like everyone else to stop being wrong now. Reading it in 2025, you’re not just reading about terrorism; you’re reading about how people thought about terrorism in that weird, feverish pre-Iraq-war period – a mindset that aged about as gracefully as dial-up internet. (For the record: a lot of later experts and investigations treated these theories as, let’s say, highly unpersuasive.) About the condition (paperback déjà vu) This copy is Used, which in the solemn taxonomy of Crappy Old Books means: The dust jacket (if present) may show edge wear and light scuffing, as though it spent time being waved in the air during very emphatic political arguments. The spine could be pleasantly creased, suggesting someone actually made it through the denser bits of geopolitical speculation without losing the will to live. Inside, you may find: Underlining in chapters about the 1993 bombing or Saddam’s alleged “hidden hand”. Margin notes like “!!”, “Really?”, or a lonely “hmm” where a previous reader briefly reconsidered everything. Pages that open naturally at the juicier accusations, i.e. the sections most likely to have caused heated late-night conversations in 2003. This is not a pristine coffee-table ornament. This is a veteran of the early War on Terror discourse. Why on earth would you want this in 2025? Because, astonishingly, it’s: A time capsule of pre-Iraq-war thinking If you’ve ever wondered how some people got from “9/11” to “invade Iraq” in under three moves, this is a handy field guide to that mental map. A case study in how big narratives get built You see how circumstantial evidence, suggestive coincidences, and strong conviction can coalesce into A Grand Theory Of Everything – and how influential those theories can be even when later judged… optimistic. Weirdly useful if you’re into: Media studies Intelligence and policy failures Conspiracy-adjacent narratives that once sat uncomfortably close to the mainstream And frankly, it’s morbidly fascinating to read it knowing what we know now, like watching a political thriller where you already know the sequel and the box-office receipts. Why a Used copy is exactly right for this book A shiny, untouched copy of The War Against America would feel wrong; this book deserves a bit of mileage: The scuffs and softened corners say, “I was read when this stuff felt urgent and plausible, not just historical and peculiar.” Any coffee stain near a footnote about secret Iraqi involvement is basically a primary source on early-2000s stress levels. You don’t have to baby it. Toss it in a bag beside other relics: books on WMDs, clippings about “links to al-Qaeda,” old headlines that did not age well. If there are notes in the margin quietly disagreeing with the author, congratulations: your copy comes pre-annotated by history. The sales pitch disguised as a health warning To be clear: this book is not a balanced, calm, all-sides-considered history. It is: A highly committed argument from a specific moment in time, later heavily disputed, preserved in hardback like a fossilized foreign-policy mood. Reading it now is less about deciding whether it’s “right,” and more about understanding how powerful st https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/169/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/the-war-on-america.gif 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Regan Books 9780060097714 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-167 The wedding survival guide by Jaclyn C. Hirschhaut and Kate Taylor Welcome to the paradoxical realm of matrimonial chaos, as unveiled in "The Wedding Survival Guide" by the illustrious Jaclyn C. Hirschhaut and Kate Taylor. Published in the rather optimistic year of 2004—when flip phones ruled the land and social media was merely a glimmer of a twinkle in someone’s eye—this guide purportedly offers a roadmap for navigating the treacherous waters of wedding planning, a task akin to herding cats while simultaneously defusing a bomb. With the charm of a slightly awkward relative at your wedding, this book is here to help you laugh nervously while clutching a fading bouquet. Within these pages, you’ll uncover wisdom that feels oddly like a fortune cookie’s contents—vague, yet oddly comforting. Expect to encounter sage advice ranging from how to deal with a runaway bride (or groom) to managing the inevitable family feuds that arise faster than a plate of canapés. Have no fear, dear reader, for the authors have crafted this guide with all the sincerity of a wedding toast delivered by a tipsy uncle. It might not always hit the mark, but it sure strives to amuse. Prepare yourself for a delightful assortment of tips that are somewhat helpful, somewhat absurd, and entirely entertaining. You’ll find practical insights on how to choose a venue, though the underlying assumption that you can do so without pulling your hair out may require a suspension of disbelief. The authors will have you convinced that every detail matters, even the colour of the napkins, which, in the grand scheme of life, has about as much importance as whether your cousin Derek can remember if he’s gluten-free. As you flip through the chapters, expect tantalising suggestions on how to manage the guest list—an endeavour that can feel more akin to preparing for the Olympics than inviting your nearest and dearest. The authors offer a guide to family diplomacy that would make even the best United Nations negotiators weep with envy. You might find yourself wondering why nobody warns you that inviting your ex could lead to a full-blown soap opera worthy of its own season finale. But don’t worry, because tucked away in this treasure trove of wedding wisdom is a list of essentials that could rival a survival kit for a weekend camping trip gone awry. You’ll find everything from the best hangover remedies to tips for convincing your partner that wearing matching outfits isn’t a crime against fashion. In a delightful twist, the authors also ponder the existential question: why is it that the cake is always the first thing to go? A mystery that perhaps lingers in the hearts of wedding-goers everywhere. Condition: Used, but not in the way you might think. This book has been lovingly thumbed through by multiple brides (and perhaps a few grooms), each adding their own markup of stress-induced giggles and sighs. The cover, slightly dog-eared, has absorbed the atmosphere of frantic wedding planning, giving it a certain ’lived-in’ charm. Expect a few coffee stains that narrate tales of late-night planning sessions and the bearable pressure of tastefully coordinating floral arrangements. Pages may be adorned with the odd handwritten note, perhaps in the margins where someone deemed it crucial to remind themselves that no, the cake does not need to be six tiers high. Ultimately, “The Wedding Survival Guide” is a splendid, if slightly chaotic, companion for anyone brave enough to embark on the journey of matrimony. With its blend of practicality and irony, it serves as a reminder that love, much like planning a wedding, is a beautiful mess. So whether you’re knee-deep in Pinterest ideas or simply trying to remember which uncle to avoid at the reception, this guide will be your loyal sidekick. Available now at Crappy Old Books, this quirky tome promises to humour and bewilder in equal measure, ensuring you survive the big day with your sanity—mostly—intact. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/167/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Wedding-Survival-Guide.jpg 0.75 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9781843306818 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-164 York Notes on Mildred Taylors Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry by Ashley Gaskin York Notes on Mildred Taylor’s Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry (1997) – Ashley Gaskin Longman ISBN: 0582314550 Condition: Used, as academically fatigued by Crappy Old Books. At some point in your educational career, someone probably said, “You’ll be studying Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry,” and you thought, Ah yes, literature — and then immediately panicked about essays, themes, and how to spell “reconstruction.” Enter York Notes on Mildred Taylor’s Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry: the small yellow-and-black booklet that has shepherded generations of students through exams, coursework, and last-minute Sunday-night regret. This is not the novel. This is the survival kit. What’s inside (besides the faint smell of exam stress) Ashley Gaskin’s guide does that classic York Notes thing: Plot breakdowns Chapter-by-chapter summaries so you can confidently say what happens without relying on hazy memories of lessons where you were mostly thinking about lunch. Characters explained, properly Who everyone is, what they represent, how they change, and how to talk about them in a way that makes examiners nod approvingly instead of sighing into their red pen. Themes, symbols, and context Racism, land, family, dignity, injustice – all unpacked carefully and respectfully, so you can write about the book’s serious issues with something more substantial than “it’s important.” Key quotes with explanations For when you know a line is powerful but need help turning “oof, that hits hard” into actual analysis. Exam tips and sample answers The bit you flip to in a mild panic, highlighter in hand, whispering: “Okay, save me.” Basically, it’s a friendly translator between “I read the book and I have feelings” and “I can now form a coherent, mark-worthy paragraph.” About the condition (realistic, like your revision plan) This copy is Used, which in Crappy Old Books dialect means: The cover may be scratched, creased, or slightly curled, a visual echo of being shoved repeatedly into school bags, lockers, and under a pile of other “I’ll revise that later” materials. The spine is likely well-creased, i.e. someone actually opened it properly and not just for show. Inside, you may encounter: Underlining and random highlighting in helpful or deeply confusing colours. Margin notes like “EXAM!” or “VERY IMPORTANT” or a lone, slightly desperate “?” Dog-eared pages at the back where the sample essays live, aka the Sacred Section of Hope. In other words: it bears the scars of previous battles with controlled assessments and timed essays. A veteran of the Revision Wars. Why this battered little guide is still your best ally You don’t want to disrespect the original novel by half-understanding it. This helps you do it justice, not just tick boxes. Your teacher keeps saying things like “consider the historical context” and “engage with the text” and you’d like to know what that actually looks like in paragraph form. You can’t face reading three academic articles and a biography of Mildred Taylor just to write one essay on symbolism. You’d like the distilled version, please and thank you. This York Notes doesn’t replace the novel. It just stops you staring at the page going, “Okay but what do I say about it?” Why a Used copy is, frankly, perfect Because: Any pre-existing highlights and scribbles are essentially bonus revision ghosts guiding you from beyond somebody else’s exam year. You don’t have to feel guilty about throwing it in a bag, bending the cover, or aggressively flipping through it five minutes before class. It already looks like it’s helped someone survive GCSE or similar. That’s provenance. If there’s a slightly smudged note that just says “THEMES!!” next to a page heading, that’s not damage. That’s history. The sales pitch disguised as academic realism York Notes exist for one reason: to bridge the gap between meaningful literature and your brain at 11:37 p.m. the night before an essay is due. This guide gives you: Clear explanations without dumbing down the serious subject matter. Sensible structure for essays, so you don’t just write “this is important” twelve times in different words. Enough confidence to sit in an exam hall looking mildly calm instead of existentially doomed. So here it is: York Notes on Mildred Taylor’s Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry (1997) by Ashley Gaskin. Slightly worn, heavily useful, academically reliable. Proudly Used and traumatically nostalgic, as sold by Crappy Old Books. Buy it. Use it. And next time someone says “Analyse this passage,” you can quietly think, I have a small yellow booklet and absolutely no fear. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/164/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/York-Notes-Roll-Of-Thunder-Hear-My-Cry.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Longman 9780582314559 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-163 The poetry of WB Yeats by Nicholas Drake The Poetry of W. B. Yeats (1991) – Nicholas Drake Penguin ISBN: 0140771328 Condition: Used, as delicately battered by Crappy Old Books. Yes, it’s 2025 and you are still trying to understand what exactly W. B. Yeats was on about with the gyres, the swans, the rough beast, and all that business with Byzantium. Comfortingly, you are not alone. Enter The Poetry of W. B. Yeats by Nicholas Drake: a slim Penguin guide that exists precisely because even very clever people have stared at Yeats and thought, “Sorry… what?” This is not the Collected Poems. This is the explain-it-to-me-like-I’m-smart-but-tired manual. It’s for those who can already quote “Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold” but would quite like to know what, specifically, is falling, why the centre is such a mess, and how this all relates to Irish nationalism, mysticism, and Yeats’s complicated love life. What’s inside (besides interpretive heavy lifting) Nicholas Drake very kindly: Walks you through key poems “The Second Coming,” “Easter 1916,” “Sailing to Byzantium,” “Leda and the Swan,” and the rest of the greatest hits, only now with context instead of pure confusion. Explains the symbols without the hand-waving Gyres, birds, fire, water, revolution, old age, masks – all the recurring motifs get unpacked so you can stop bluffing and start understanding. Connects historical context to poetic meltdown Ireland, politics, the occult, spiritualism, Maud Gonne, the end of the world (or several ends of the world)… all woven in so the poems stop feeling like riddles shouted from a distant hill. Offers actual analysis you can use Whether you’re writing essays, teaching, revising, or just trying to stop feeling like Yeats is several steps ahead of you at all times. It’s the literary equivalent of having a calm, well-read friend in the corner saying, “Right, here’s what he’s doing there,” while you underline things vigorously. About the condition (poetically distressed) This copy is Used, which at Crappy Old Books means: The cover may show light scuffing, faint creases, or edge wear, like it has spent time in rucksacks, on desks, and perhaps under a stack of other Penguin paperbacks with equally intense feelings. The spine is likely happily cracked, suggesting that at least one previous owner made it beyond page 7 and didn’t just buy it to look intellectual on public transport. Inside, you may encounter: Underlined passages where someone clearly decided, “Yes, this is going in the essay.” Margin notes like “symbolism??” or “VERY IMPORTANT” or simply “wow”. Pages that open naturally at the Big Poems, the ones that have doomed countless students to talking about “modernity” in exams. In other words, it bears traces of prior Yeats-related struggle, which is honestly quite moving. Why you might pretend you don’t need this (and totally do) You’ve read the poems and think, “I get it… sort of?” but would prefer to feel at least 30% more confident. You keep Googling interpretations and getting lost in 5,000-word essays about esoteric symbolism when what you really want is clear, sane explanation. You like Yeats, but also suspect he sometimes turned the Obscurity Dial up to 11 just for fun. You might have an exam, a dissertation, a lesson plan, or just a nagging sense of unfinished literary business. This book is not here to replace Yeats – it’s here to stop you from quietly resenting him. Why a Used copy is frankly ideal for poetry angst Because: A slightly worn Penguin guide looks exactly like it has already been through at least one existential crisis with someone else. Any scribbles and underlining are bonus commentary, a ghostly chorus of previous readers saying, “Yes, you’re right to be stuck here.” You don’t have to treat it like a delicate relic. You can: Bend the spine. Add your own notes. Circle things. Drop it in your bag between a notebook and a half-eaten biscuit. If there’s a faint tea stain near a passage on “The Second Coming,” just accept that as a visual metaphor for the state of modern civilisation. The sales pitch pretending to be cultural enrichment The Poetry of W. B. Yeats by Nicholas Drake exists to prove that you can: Admire Yeats Understand Yeats Talk about Yeats without faking it, panicking, or constructing increasingly wobbly sentences about “universal themes.” It gives you enough detail to be impressive, enough clarity to be confident, and enough structure that you can finally stop saying, “It’s… complicated,” every time someone asks what Yeats is really on about. So here it is: The Poetry of W. B. Yeats (1991) – Nicholas Drake, Penguin. Slightly aged, structurally sound, academically useful, symbolically overqualified. Proudly Used and faintly heroic, as sold by Crappy Old Books, anno 2025. Buy it. Read it. And next time someone quotes “A terrible beauty is born,” you can nod, pause, and actually know what you’re talking about. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/163/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Poetry-Of-WB%20Yeats.jpg 3.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140771329 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-162 Modern Poetry by Graham Handley & Anne Dangerfield Modern Poetry Brodies Notes Brodies coursework notes focus on areas of investigation that will help English literature students and their teachers. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/162/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Modern-Poetry.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Books Ltd 9780333581124 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-157 Law of the Mountain Man by William W. Johnstone Law of the Mountain Man (1989) — William W. Johnstone Zebra | ISBN: 032097005996 | Condition: Used | Sold by Crappy Old Books In the wild, blood-soaked West of William W. Johnstone’s imagination, justice is rarely served by a judge in robes—it’s more likely to arrive in the form of a bullet, a Winchester, or a mountain man with a personal code carved harder than granite. Law of the Mountain Man (Zebra, 1989) continues the legend of Smoke Jensen, a hero with a name as sharp as his trigger finger and a moral compass that only points toward “don’t mess with me.” Here, Smoke takes on outlaws, land-grabbers, and assorted villains who really should have read the warning signs before crossing his path. It’s all here: frontier towns on the edge of chaos, barroom brawls with chairs flying like Frisbees, and showdowns where only one gunslinger gets to ride away. Johnstone writes with the subtlety of a dynamite blast and the pace of a horse at full gallop—exactly what you want when the stakes are life, death, and keeping the West wild. Why this copy? Condition: Used. Like a saddle that’s seen plenty of trails: worn but serviceable, carrying a few scuffs that only add to its cowboy charm. Zebra 1989 edition. The mass-market paperback as it was meant to be—pulp, punchy, and designed to fit neatly in your back pocket on the long ride home. From Crappy Old Books. Sure, we usually sling you medieval chronicles and gloomy philosophy. But sometimes we saddle up with a six-shooter paperback that smells faintly of campfire smoke and cheap whiskey. Specs at a glance Author: William W. Johnstone Title: Law of the Mountain Man Publisher: Zebra, 1989 ISBN: 032097005996 Condition: Used This isn’t literature that broods or lingers—it rides hard, shoots straight, and gets the job done. If you like your morality simple, your heroes taciturn, and your villains begging for frontier justice, this is the trail you want to follow. Warning: may cause sudden urges to chew tobacco, tip your hat at strangers, or resolve minor household disputes via high noon showdowns in the garden. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/157/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Law-Of-The-Mountain-Man.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Zebra no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-156 Settlers Law by DH Eraldi Settlers Law (1999) — D.H. Eraldi Berkley Books | ISBN: 071831005991 | Condition: Used | Sold by Crappy Old Books In the wide, raw sweep of the American frontier, law didn’t always come from a courthouse—it often arrived in the form of a man with a rifle, a stubborn streak, and a willingness to stand his ground. In Settlers Law (Berkley Books, 1999), D.H. Eraldi spins a tale where homesteaders, hustlers, and hired guns collide in a battle over land, loyalty, and the fragile rules of survival west of anywhere respectable. This isn’t the West of polite cowboy ballads—it’s the West of dirt under the fingernails and blood in the dust. Eraldi writes with a no-nonsense grit: ranchers determined to defend their patch of prairie, settlers clinging to hope, and villains who see “law” as something to shoot through rather than obey. The result is a tense, gunpowder-scented story of how communities fought to carve civilisation out of chaos—and how fragile that civilisation could be when the sun set and the guns came out. Why this copy? Condition: Used. Like a pair of trail-worn boots: scuffed, softened, but perfectly serviceable for another ride across the prairie. Berkley Books, 1999 edition. Classic mass-market paperback style—pulp pages, lurid cover art, the whole package you’d want sliding out of a saddlebag. From Crappy Old Books. We mostly peddle philosophy doorstoppers and medieval chronicles, but every now and then we saddle up with a western that smells faintly of campfire smoke and black coffee. Specs at a glance Author: D.H. Eraldi Title: Settlers Law Publisher: Berkley Books, 1999 ISBN: 071831005991 Condition: Used If you want your westerns with grit, gunfire, and the eternal tug-of-war between greed and justice, this one rides tall in the saddle. No frills, no fancy speeches—just settlers, six-shooters, and the stubborn belief that the land belongs to those willing to bleed for it. Warning: may inspire sudden porch-staring into the sunset, imaginary cattle-rustler confrontations, and a tendency to say “this land is mine” while mowing the lawn. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/156/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Settlers-Law.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley Books no GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-150 Formula One by Russel Hotten Formula One (1999) Russel Hotten – Orion Business Books ISBN: 0752830872 Condition: Used (like a set of race tyres after qualifying) Vendor: Crappy Old Books This is not a guide to overtaking into Turn 1. This is Formula One stripped of its glamour paint job and hauled into the garage marked: Big Business, Sharp Elbows. In Formula One, Russel Hotten looks past the shiny cars and bored-looking grid girls of the late 1990s and asks the serious questions, such as: How did a bunch of blokes racing oily death-traps around airfields turn into a billion-dollar travelling circus with its own politics, fiefdoms and merchandising departments? Who actually makes the money, and why is it never the people risking their necks at 190mph? How did one small man with large sunglasses end up owning more of the show than seems mathematically possible? Why does an industry based on speed move so spectacularly slowly when it comes to, say, changing anything important? Inside these suitably dog-eared pages you’ll find: The backstory of F1’s transformation from romantic chaos to global corporate juggernaut – TV rights battles, sponsorship deals, manufacturer power plays, the whole glossy soap opera. Portraits of teams, circuits and power-brokers who understand that the real race happens in boardrooms long before the lights go out on Sunday. A tour of the money trail: tobacco cash, tech money, car giants and men who own entire grids worth of advertising hoardings. Anecdotes from the paddock that confirm your suspicion that half the people involved are mad, brilliant, or both, and the rest are lawyers. An era snapshot: the tail-end of the 90s, when Schumacher was busy rewriting the record books, liveries were still allowed to look like cigarette packets, and everyone thought the gravy train would go on forever. Think of it as F1: The Financial Thriller – a behind-the-scenes report on the sport’s horsepower in contracts, not cylinders. Our copy is graded Used, which, in the pit-lane vernacular of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover has a few light scuffs, edge rubs or tiny creases – cosmetic wear only, like a car with a bit of tyre marbling after a long stint. Still looks fast on the shelf. The spine is creased but solid, a sure sign someone’s actually read the thing rather than just deploying it as a macho coffee-table prop. No structural damage; no need for a gearbox change. The pages are all present, securely bound and pleasantly aged – more “well run-in engine” than “barn find.” You might spot a dog-ear or pencilled mark where a previous reader said “aha” at some particularly juicy broadcasting deal. No catastrophic coffee spills, no pages waving the white flag and detaching, no suspicious stains from trackside sandwiches. Just honest, race-proven wear. Not mint, not “never left the box” – but then, what self-respecting motorsport book wants to look like it’s never done a lap? Perfect for: F1 fans who suspect the real drama happens in contracts, not chicanes. Business nerds who find it reassuring that even in a world of cutting-edge engineering, meetings still run late and everyone argues about money. Readers nostalgic for late-90s Formula One, when tobacco logos were big, overalls were baggy and the Internet was just starting to discover fan forums. Anyone who’s ever watched a podium ceremony and thought: “Yes, but who owns all this?” Formula One by Russel Hotten is a brisk, slightly scandalous tour of the sport’s commercial engine room – the deals, wrangles and personalities that kept the grid rolling and the money flowing. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our wheels are slightly scuffed, our engines are still running, and our “Used” condition just proves this copy has already completed one full race distance around someone else’s brain. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/150/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Formula-One.jpg 0.90 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orion Business Books 9780752830872 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-146 What Katy Did by Susan Coolidge What Katy Did (1976 edition) – Susan Coolidge Garland Pub • ISBN: 0140366970 • Condition: Used Morally improving, emotionally chaotic, from Crappy Old Books Before YA novels about chosen ones, trauma, and dragons, there was Katy Carr – a tall, untidy, gloriously impulsive girl whose hobbies include: Ignoring sensible advice Climbing things she shouldn’t Having large feelings in small rooms …and discovering, the hard way, that gravity exists. What Katy Did is the classic 19th-century tale in which a whirl of careless energy is abruptly converted into bedridden saint-in-training after a spectacular accident on an item of household furniture. It’s part disaster, part character development, part Victorian self-help manual in petticoats. This 1976 edition from Garland brings you the whole saga, untouched: the pranks, the fall, the suffering, the spiritual glow-up – all the ingredients your childhood either adored or vaguely resented. The plot (no spoilers, but also it’s from 1872) Katy Carr: Starts off a glorious mess: Loud Wild Disorganised Frequently in trouble Dreams of doing something grand and noble one day – after she’s finished annoying her siblings and tormenting the household. Then: One bad decision + one swing + one moment of physics = Katy becomes temporarily less mobile and permanently more acquainted with the School of Painful Life Lessons. Cue: Long convalescence Uncomfortable self-reflection An aunt with unnervingly serene vibes and enough patience to talk a hurricane into becoming a breeze Katy slowly shifts from “menace with hair” to “inspiration to all,” the sort of girl who: Empathises Listens Does not climb things marked “don’t climb this” It’s very much: “What if you could become a better person… but also, it hurts and takes years?” Reading it now: wholesome, weird, and oddly moving From a modern perspective, What Katy Did is: Adorably earnest Occasionally exasperating Surprisingly affecting You’ll find: Old-school moral lessons: patience, kindness, self-control, not killing yourself via indoor acrobatics Sentimentality turned up to medium-high, especially in the latter sections Proper sibling chaos and household drama in the early chapters that still feel very real The faint Victorian belief that suffering, treated properly, is basically a personality gym You may: Love early Katy and want to shake Later Perfect Katy slightly Feel called out by the idea that being “nice” to people when you’re tired is actually the hard bit Shed an unexpected tear at some of the quieter, more honest emotional beats It’s both a product of its time and still uncomfortably recognisable: a story about having your wings clipped and working out who you are when you can’t just run away from everything. Condition: Used (like Katy’s nerves – but holding up) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has lived: maybe a bit rubbed, maybe a little creased, but absolutely still doing its job. The spine may have reading lines – proof that previous owners actually met Katy and her catastrophes. All pages are present and readable – no missing chapter where The Accident Happens, no vanished moral sermon, no suspicious gap in the “Katy learns things” arc. Light, honest wear inside: possibly a name written in the front, a mild corner fold here or there, maybe a faint tea mark from someone who thought, “just one more chapter.” No split-in-two disasters, no pages hanging on for dear life, no thing-that-might-be-jam holding chapters together. Just a properly used book that has been read, enjoyed, and is ready to go another round. This is a working copy, not a pristine museum artifact. Which is pretty on theme for Katy, to be honest. Ideal for readers who: Grew up on classic girls’ stories and want to revisit the emotional damage joy Like seeing how 19th-century “improving literature” ranged from “gently corrective” to “weaponised virtue” Are mildly obsessed with chaotic heroines being forcibly slowed down and made to think Enjoy comparing their childhood reading with the experience of being an adult who now empathises with the exhausted aunt Also great for: Teachers, parents, and librarians building a “classics with sharp edges under the lace” shelf Readers who devour Anne of Green Gables and Little Women and want another spirited girl + consequences combo Anyone who wants to see how far children’s fiction has travelled – and what it stubbornly hasn’t left behind The publication trivia bit Title: What Katy Did Author: Susan Coolidge Publisher: Garland Pub (1976 edition) ISBN: 0140366970 Condition: Used – read, loved, slightly worn, fully intact What Katy Did: for when you want mischief, mishap, and moral improvement in one compact slice – served in a comfortably Used copy by Crappy Old Books, who firmly believe that stories about falling off things and trying again never go out of date. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/146/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/What-Katy-Did.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Garland Pub 9780140366976 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-145 Blue Light by Gary Paulsen Blue Light (1999) – Gary Paulsen Macmillan Children’s Books • ISBN: 0330372602 • Condition: Used Cosmic weirdness, accidental enlightenment, and Californian chaos, from Crappy Old Books Once upon a time in California, everything was perfectly normal: Hippies were busy being profound Straights were busy pretending nothing was happening The sky was just… the sky And then the blue light came. Gary Paulsen—yes, the wilderness-and-survival guy—took a sharp left turn into trippy sci-fi and wrote a novel where a strange blue radiance descends and politely asks: “What if I just… rewired a few of you?” Spoiler: humans do not handle it gracefully. So what is this blue light business? One night, a mysterious blue light sweeps through the land and: Hits some people Misses others Leaves the chosen few… different The “bluelighted” don’t just get a nice tan and go home. They get: Heightened senses Altered minds An uncomfortable sense of being more than human – and a lot less compatible with everyone else Our narrator and assorted misfits have to: Work out what the hell has happened Decide whether this is an upgrade, a curse, or alien patch notes Deal with the fact that when humans don’t understand something, they tend to grab pitchforks, clipboards, or guns It’s part cosmic event, part road novel, part “what if evolution hit fast forward on a random Tuesday?” Expect… 1960s/70s California ambience Counterculture, communes, deserts, and people who are very into vibes Freak-out science fiction energy Government paranoia Spiritual speculation People trying to label something that refuses to fit in any box Big themes: What does it mean to be human? What happens when a few people change and the rest… don’t? Are we ready for the next step, or are we still tripping over the current one? It’s the kind of book that feels like someone spliced together: A UFO encounter A stoned philosophy seminar And a survival story about what happens when the biggest danger is everyone else’s fear. Tone: part mystical, part “oh no” This is not gentle, cosy sci-fi. It’s: Sweaty Intense A bit disorienting—on purpose Paulsen leans into: Strange imagery Sudden violence Moments of eerie calm where someone says something that sounds like nonsense until three chapters later If you like your speculative fiction: Weird over tidy Vibes over hard tech specs And willing to ask “what if we changed?” without guaranteeing it’ll be okay …this is very much your corner of the shelf. Condition: Used (like the characters’ grip on reality, but much more stable) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has lived – maybe a faint crease, some edge-rub, that “I’ve been in a rucksack and left on the floor by a bed” look. The spine probably has reading lines – evidence someone already rode the blue-light rollercoaster and came back a bit dazed. All pages are present and firmly attached – no missing transformation, no vanished explanation, no awkward gap right where things get really odd. Inside, you may find: Mild page toning (vintage, not radioactive) The odd turned-down corner Perhaps a name or scribble in the front from a previous reader who definitely wondered if the blue light would pick them. No suspicious scorch marks, no pages falling out like discarded mutation attempts, no biro censorship. Just an honestly Used, fully readable copy. Why you might actually want this Pick this up if you: Like your YA/near-YA fiction strange, ambitious, and a bit unsettling Enjoy “what if?” books that don’t hold your hand or tuck every loose end neatly into bed Have a soft spot for late-20th-century sci-fi experiments that feel like someone crossbred a road movie with a metaphysical crisis Want to see Gary Paulsen go full cosmic instead of just “lost in the woods with an axe” Also good for: Teen readers who’ve outgrown neat dystopias and want something odder Adults craving nostalgic late-90s weird sci-fi with actual ideas Anyone who read the blurb and thought, “Yes, I would like to be mildly unsettled about evolution today” The luminous facts Title: Blue Light Author: Gary Paulsen Publisher: Macmillan Children’s Books (1999) ISBN: 0330372602 Condition: Used – read, lightly worn, structurally sound, existentially wobbly Blue Light: for when you want a story that asks what happens when the universe pings a few humans with a mysterious upgrade… and everyone else completely loses it. Supplied in honestly Used condition by Crappy Old Books, who promise the only strange radiance involved is the one emanating from the cover art. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/145/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Blue-Light.jpg 3.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Macmillan Childrens Books 9780330372602 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-144 AA Essential Prague by AA Publishing AA Essential Prague Make the most of your trip with AA’s best selling pocket guide series, up to date and easy to use, the series has been revamped to include an atlas section and additional maps. Sporting the new, distinctive AA World Travel Guide series cover design; these new editions will ensure the series remains as popular as ever. The guides are divided into five easy to use colour coded sections: Viewing: The authors introduction to the destination, including the ten ’must do’s’. Top Ten: The authors Top Ten places to visit. What to See: Alphabetical listings of places to visit. Where to: Detailed listings guiding you where to eat, stay and shop. Practical Matters: Quick reference travel information. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/144/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Essential-Guide-To-Prague.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books AA Publishing 9780749543211 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-143 Treasure Mountain - The Sacketts by Louis Lamour Treasure Mountain : The Sacketts Story of two brothers searching to learn the fate of their missing father and finding themselves in a struggle just to stay alive. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/143/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Treasure-Mountain.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bantam 9780553276893 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-142 Revenge In Crow City by Wayne D Overholser Revenge in Crow City (1980) – Wayne D. Overholser Chivers Press • ISBN: 0754081443 • Condition: Used Dusty, disgruntled, and saddle-worn from Crappy Old Books Welcome to Crow City—which is not, strictly speaking, a city, and contains more grudges than people. Here, justice moves at the speed of a man on horseback with a bad attitude, and the local conflict resolution model is: Glare. Threaten. See step 2, but louder. Gunfire. Revenge in Crow City is your classic Western boiled down to its pure, undiluted essence: someone did someone else wrong, and now we’re all going to spend 200-odd pages seeing how spectacularly that fails to end well for anyone. No spreadsheets. No email. Just dust, regret, and people with unresolved issues buying more ammunition instead of therapy. Condition: Used (like everyone’s soul in this book) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has travelled: armchairs, bedside tables, at least one bus seat, maybe a garden lounger on a day that looked sunny but really wasn’t The spine bears noble creases of the “somebody genuinely wanted to know who gets shot, and when” variety All pages present, attached, and fully readable—no missing shootouts, no vanishing confessions, no mysteriously absent showdown Corners a bit softened, edges gently scuffed, giving it that perfect “this book has already witnessed at least one imaginary bar fight” patina No suspicious stains, no pages that look like they’ve been used to wedge up a table leg in a saloon, and no bullet holes. Just honest, experienced paperback. What’s happening out in Crow City Without spoiling anything (other than the general mood), expect: At least one wronged man with a score to settle and entirely too much time to brood about it A town trying to pretend it’s normal while being quietly rotted through with fear, secrets, and people staring very hard at one another over whiskey A supporting cast featuring: cowards, opportunists, one or two brave idiots, and the obligatory person who says, “Leave it alone,” far too late Horses, dust, guns, badly bottled emotions, and a landscape that doesn’t care who’s right but will absolutely watch what happens This is Western storytelling the traditional way: Simple on the surface A mess underneath Consequences everywhere No fancy twists, no techno-conspiracy, just people making very bad choices and then doubling down because pride, revenge, and sheer stubbornness. Why a Used copy is thematically perfect A shiny, flawless copy of Revenge in Crow City would feel about as authentic as a neon saloon sign. From Crappy Old Books, this Used edition: Already looks like it’s ridden a few metaphorical trails Liberates you from the cult of pristine—fold the corner, read it while eating crisps, drop it in your bag next to your keys and half a sandwich; it’ll live Arrives with that faint sense of having already overseen one bout of armchair justice for another reader This is a working Western. It’s meant to be read, not mounted above the mantelpiece next to a replica revolver. Ideal for readers who: Believe that if you put “Revenge” and “City” in the same title, something entertainingly regrettable is bound to happen Enjoy old-school Westerns where problems are solved with grim determination and poor decision-making Prefer their morality tales dust-covered and gunpowder-flavoured Like stories full of tension where you know there’s going to be a showdown—you just don’t know whose side you’ll be on when it happens Perfect for: Rainy afternoons that need a little more gun smoke Evenings when you want a story that moves like a man with a mission and no backup plan Anyone who secretly suspects they’d last about five minutes in an actual frontier town, but enjoys visiting from the safety of a chair Recommended reading conditions Best enjoyed: With a mug of something hot, or a glass of something that would definitely be sold in an unlabelled bottle in Crow City On a seat that doesn’t squeak every time you tense up (which will be often) In a mood somewhere between “mildly fed up” and “ready to see some fictional people reap what they’ve sown” Side effects may include: A lingering desire to call modern disagreements “feuds,” even when they are clearly about emails Brief but intense respect for anyone who voluntarily lived without indoor plumbing A renewed appreciation for the concept of moving to literally any other town before things escalate The facts, ma’am Title: Revenge in Crow City Author: Wayne D. Overholser Publisher: Chivers Press (1980) ISBN: 0754081443 Condition: Used – previously read, mildly weathered, completely intact, full of consequences Revenge in Crow City: for when you want a straight-shooting Western about grudges, gunplay, and the universal human inability to just let things go. Supplied in proudly Used condition by Crappy Old Books, purveyors of paperbacks that arrive a little worn and a l https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/142/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Revenge-In-Crow-City.jpg 6.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Chivers Press 9780754081449 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-141 Comanche country by David Thompson Comanche country No other pioneer could have hoped to survive the dangers that Davy faced when he and his old friend Flavius tried to cross the vast Western prairies. A roaring wildfire and a rampaging buffalo stampede were excitement enough for Flavius, but Davy knew their troubles were just beginning when they came face-to-face with the rulers of the prairies--the Comanche. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/141/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Davy-Crockett-Comanche-Country.jpg 2.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Leisure Books 9780843943566 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-138 Get a Life 10 - Napoleon by Philip Ardagh Get a Life! 10 – Napoleon (2000) Philip Ardagh – Pan Macmillan ISBN: 0330480898 Condition: Used (like Europe after Napoleon finished with it) Vendor: Crappy Old Books So you want to know about Napoleon Bonaparte, the small-ish Corsican overachiever who tried to reorganise Europe like it was his sock drawer? Excellent. Philip Ardagh is here to explain it all in the only sensible way: with jokes, horrible facts, and absolutely no respect for anyone’s ego (especially Napoleon’s). Get a Life! 10 – Napoleon takes the legendary emperor, general, law-maker and occasional disaster magnet and files him under: “Seriously? He did all that?” Inside these valiantly pre-loved pages you’ll find: Napoleon’s humble beginnings on Corsica, a place he never stopped having mixed feelings about. His rise from awkward artillery officer to the man who looked at France and thought, “Yes, I’ll have all of that, thanks.” Enough battles to satisfy any war-nerd, all explained with the correct level of disbelief that people actually agreed to stand in straight lines while being shot at. The whole Emperor business: crowns, capes, ego, and the delicate art of annoying every royal family in Europe at once. The messy bits: defeats, exile, escape, more battles, and the kind of comeback attempt that makes you shout, “Just stay on the island, mate.” A cheerful sprinkling of odd facts, horrible details and sly humour, because nothing says “educational” like laughing while learning just how often Napoleon’s ambitions outran his common sense. This is history with illustrations, sarcasm and no homework – perfect for younger readers, reluctant readers, or fully grown adults who secretly prefer their biographies under 200 pages and over 50 jokes. Our copy is graded Used, which, in the uncompromising dialect of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover shows some light creasing, scuffing or edge wear – think of it as battle damage from previous campaigns across bedroom floors and school bags. The spine is gently creased in that “I have actually been read” way, unlike the pristine biographies that sit untouched looking smug. Still solid, still holding its shape better than some coalitions we could mention. The pages are all present, intact and entirely legible, perhaps with a bit of age-toning and the odd minor dog-ear where a reader stopped mid-mutiny. No catastrophic juice spills, no missing chunks, no doodled moustaches on Napoleon (he came with one already, thank you very much). Not mint, not museum-grade, but absolutely campaign-ready for another tour of duty on your bedside table. Perfect for: Kids who think history is boring and need proof that it’s actually full of people making terrible decisions in very fancy hats. Grown-ups who fancy a quick, funny refresher on Napoleon without wading through 800 pages of “strategic considerations.” Teachers, tutors and parents who want a sneaky way to smuggle real information into someone’s brain via jokes. Anyone who enjoys watching very confident people discover that invading Russia is, in fact, a terrible idea. Get a Life! 10 – Napoleon is a fast, funny, slightly rude introduction to one of history’s most famous egos, perfect for readers who like their emperors with extra embarrassment. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our heroes are flawed, our humour is sharp, and our “Used” condition just proves somebody else already marched through these pages before you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/138/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Get-A-Life.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Macmillan 9780330480895 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-135 Sleeping Beauty - Classic Re-telling by Narinder Dhami Sleeping Beauty – Classic Re-telling (2003) Narinder Dhami – Penguin Books Ltd ISBN: 0141316446 Condition: Used (like every good fairy tale) Vendor: Crappy Old Books Once upon a time, a baby princess didn’t get invited to the right party, a fairy got in a mood, and centuries of disaster planning were completely ignored. Because what’s the worst that could happen? In this classic re-telling of Sleeping Beauty, Narinder Dhami dusts off the spinning wheels, wakes up the castle and serves the story in a fresh, pacey version that still has all the essentials: curses, roses, true love, and absolutely woeful risk management at royal events. Inside these charmingly lived-in pages you’ll find: A princess who’s been given all the usual fairy gifts – beauty, grace, charm – and one slightly less welcome perk: an appointment with a spindle. A royal court that responds to a dire curse by... banning spinning wheels. All of them. Everywhere. Because that’s obviously foolproof. A fairy who takes not getting an invite very personally, and another who does frantic magical damage control that technically works – if you consider “hundred-year enforced nap” a win. A castle full of people who take “sleep mode” to a new level: not just the princess, but the whole household, frozen mid-task like the world’s fanciest pause button. A prince who shows up after a century, does one gently heroic thing, and gets credit for absolutely everything. Classic. Dhami’s retelling keeps the bones of the tale but adds modern clarity and flow, making it ideal for confident younger readers or a bedtime story that doesn’t involve deciphering 19th-century sentence structures. Our copy is graded Used, which in the refreshingly honest dialect of Crappy Old Books means: The cover shows a little gentle wear: a faint crease here, a touch of edge rub there – signs of having been taken to bed, stuffed in school bags, and possibly read under the duvet past bedtime. The spine is creased but very much intact, proving that this book has actually been opened, not merely admired from afar like a glass slipper in a display case. The pages are all present, secure and perfectly readable, with that soft, lightly handled feel that says “once upon a time, at least one child loved this.” You might spot the odd tiny dog-ear or smudge from snack-assisted reading. No catastrophic juice spells, no biro murals over the illustrations, and no mystery rips at the crucial “true love’s kiss” moment. Not pristine, not “enchanted under glass” – but exactly the kind of gently worn fairy tale you can actually read without worrying. Perfect for: Young readers ready to tackle fairy tales on their own, with friendly, straightforward prose. Adults seeking a familiar story in an accessible, modern version for read-aloud duty. Anyone who’s ever wondered why no one thought to do a proper risk assessment on cursed birthday parties. Fairy-tale fans who enjoy the comfort of the classic plot with a cleaner, snappier telling. Sleeping Beauty – Classic Re-telling is a cosy, readable spin on a story that refuses to stay asleep: curses, castles, kisses, the whole enchanted package. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our princesses are slightly dog-eared, our castles are a bit creased, and our “Used” condition simply proves this story has already had at least one happily-ever-after. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/135/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Sleeping-Beauty.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin Books Ltd 9780141316444 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-130 Matthews Magic Weekend - Matthew and the Big Bad Cold by Stephen Weatherill Matthew’s Magic Weekend – Matthew and the Big Bad Cold (1992) Stephen Weatherill – Pan Macmillan ISBN: 0330324985 Condition: Used (like every favourite teddy during flu season) Vendor: Crappy Old Books Poor Matthew. It’s the weekend, there is fun to be had, and he has been ambushed by the deadliest foe of all childhood: a really annoying cold. In Matthew’s Magic Weekend – Matthew and the Big Bad Cold, our small hero is snuffly, sneezy, and tragically banned from anything that looks even slightly like fun. No running about. No adventures. No “just five more minutes.” Just tissues, blankets and adults saying, “You need REST” in that tone that clearly means “no.” Fortunately, Matthew has three essential weapons: An over-active imagination A suspiciously magical weekend A firm belief that colds are no match for proper make-believe Inside these gently lived-in pages you’ll find: Matthew vs. The Cold, framed as an epic battle where every sneeze is a mini-volcano and every tissue is a fallen comrade. A weekend that refuses to be boring: from bed-castles and sofa-forts to tea that might as well be a wizard’s potion (if only it didn’t taste so medicinal). Grown-ups who mean well but just don’t grasp that yes, you can absolutely have an adventure without leaving your duvet. Warm, funny illustrations by Stephen Weatherill, capturing the full drama of flushed cheeks, heroic sulking and the world’s most determined small boy trying to wring excitement out of being poorly. A reassuring message that even when you feel rotten, you’re still allowed to be imaginative, mischievous and entirely yourself. It’s the cosy sort of story that makes being ill look almost… tolerable. Almost. Our copy is graded Used, which, in the brutally honest but affectionate language of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover shows light wear: a tiny crease here, a bit of edge rubbing there – exactly what happens when a book has been read in bed under blankets, possibly accompanied by a small sniffle and a slightly sticky hand. The spine is creased but sturdy, proof that the book has actually been opened more than once and not just posed attractively on a nursery shelf. The pages are all present, intact and very much readable, with perhaps the faintest signs of previous bedtime duty: a soft corner, a tiny smudge, a whisper of having been turned half-asleep. No catastrophic juice spills, no pages missing right when it gets good, no biro moustaches on Matthew. Just honest, child-tested wear from doing its job as a comfort read. Not pristine, not “gift-shop perfect” – but exactly the kind of well-loved you want in a children’s book. Perfect for: Little ones stuck at home with a cold who need proof that illness doesn’t cancel imagination. Parents and grandparents looking for a gentle, funny “you’re poorly, but we’ve got this” read-aloud. Anyone who remembers the particular drama of being told “no, you can’t go out, you’re ill” and thinking it was the greatest injustice of the modern age. Grown-up collectors of 90s kids’ books who appreciate soft, characterful illustration and small, determined protagonists. Matthew’s Magic Weekend – Matthew and the Big Bad Cold is a sweet, slightly snuffly celebration of turning a miserable weekend into a magical one, armed only with tissues, imagination and the world’s most put-upon child. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our stories are gently dog-eared, our protagonists are a bit sneezy, and our “Used” condition just proves this book has already comforted at least one poorly kid before yours. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/130/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Matthews-Magic-Weekend.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Pan Macmillan 9780330324984 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-126 Rhythm section by Mark Burnell Rhythm Section (2000) Mark Burnell – HarperCollins Paperback UK ISBN: 0006513379 Condition: Used (like every nerve in the protagonist’s body) Vendor: Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever thought, “My life is a mess, but at least I’m not being trained as an international assassin,” this book is here to say: give it time. Rhythm Section is a sleek, tense, “what if grief turned into a full-time job” thriller starring Stephanie Patrick, a woman whose life is politely set on fire when her family dies in a plane bombing. Everyone tells her it was an accident. Everyone is wrong. Stephanie, meanwhile, is busy self-destructing in slow motion… until someone offers a different option: How about revenge—international, complicated revenge—with forged identities, weapons training and a side of espionage? Inside these satisfyingly battered pages, you’ll find: A protagonist who starts at rock bottom (truly, deeply, aggressively not okay) and is then carefully reconstructed into something extremely dangerous with a good fake passport collection. A crash course in spycraft, surveillance, gun-handling and pretending to be several people at once, all while trying not to make eye contact with your own reflection. The charming realisation that international terrorism is not just headlines, it’s organisations, money trails and men who absolutely do not want a furious, competent woman on their case. An undercover world of safe houses, aliases, half-truths and people who’d definitely kill you before admitting they like you. Tension that builds like a drum track: heartbeat, breath, step… boom. (The title “Rhythm Section” is not a jazz reference, but your nervous system might disagree.) Burnell plays it smart and grounded: less invincible superhero, more “how would an actual traumatised human being cope with being weaponised by professionals with their own agenda?” Spoiler: not calmly. Our copy is graded Used, which, in the brutally candid tone of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover has some light scuffs, edge wear and maybe a faint crease or two – aesthetically similar to “slid across a table in a shady bar” rather than “kept in a hermetically sealed display case.” The spine is creased, because obviously someone couldn’t stop after just one chapter. Still solid, still holding the whole operation together better than most of the alliances in the book. The pages are all present, intact and very much readable, with a touch of gentle age-toning that pairs beautifully with late-night reading and poor life choices. You might find the odd dog-ear or tiny mark where a previous reader whispered “oh no” and needed to pause. No mysterious stains, no missing pages just as the gun goes off, and no evidence it’s been used as an improvised weapon on public transport. Not pristine, not “gift for your dainty aunt,” but absolutely field-ready for another mission across your commute, sofa or 3 a.m. insomnia slot. Perfect for: Thriller fans who like emotionally damaged but believable leads instead of bulletproof quip machines. Readers who enjoy the “ordinary person → very dangerous asset” transformation, with extra psychological realism and fewer helicopters than Hollywood. Anyone who saw the title and briefly wondered if this was about jazz, and is now pleasantly alarmed to find it is about revenge. People who think their life is a bit of a mess and would like to be gently reminded that at least they’re not infiltrating terrorist cells. Rhythm Section is a taut, moody dive into grief, identity and vengeance—proof that when your world is destroyed, you can either give up… or learn to aim. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our covers are creased, our protagonists are traumatised, and our “Used” condition just means someone else already rode out the tension before you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/126/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Rhythm-Section.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Harper Collins 9780006513377 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-123 High fidelity by Nick Hornby High fidelity Film tie-in. Apparently its really funny. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/123/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/High-Fidelity.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Penguin 9780140293463 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-122 Half in Love by Maile Meloy Half in Love (2005) Maile Meloy – John Murray ISBN: 0719567718 Condition: Used (like everyone’s heart, really) Vendor: Crappy Old Books This is a book about people who are almost happy, nearly brave, and sort of in love – so, basically, all of us on an average Tuesday. Half in Love is Maile Meloy’s quietly devastating collection of short stories about ordinary lives parked at awkward angles: marriages with hairline fractures, loyalties under stress, and emotions that can’t quite work out whether they’re coming or going. Nobody here is bursting into epic declarations. Instead, you get the truth: small decisions, wrong turns, tiny betrayals, and the moments you realise you’ve built an entire life on a feeling you never fully committed to. Inside these elegantly piercing stories you’ll find: People who are half in love, half out the door, and completely unsure which direction they’re actually moving. Husbands, wives, exes, siblings, children and strangers orbiting one another, saying almost what they mean and then changing the subject. Quiet dramas in kitchens, back gardens, motels and cars – places where you’d usually just put the kettle on and hope for the best. The sort of emotional detail that makes you go “oh” in a small, horrified way because you recognise it. Writing so precise and calm that you don’t notice she’s taken your heart apart until you’re sitting there, blinking, on the last page. Meloy doesn’t do melodrama; she does “this is exactly how people behave, unfortunately”. The result is fiction that looks soft and harmless and then hangs around your head for days, rearranging the furniture. Our copy is graded Used, which, in the painfully honest idiom of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover shows light scuffs, tiny rubs or a faint crease or two – cosmetic evidence that at least one reader carried it around while pretending not to be emotionally compromised in public. The spine is gently creased, proof that somebody actually read the stories rather than leaving the book artfully posed next to a candle and never opening it. Still solid, still holding everything together better than some of the relationships inside. The pages are all present, clean and firmly bound, perhaps with a touch of age-toning and the odd minutely dog-eared corner where a previous reader quietly needed to stop and breathe. No tragic coffee deluges, no mysterious stains, no pages missing right when someone is about to make their worst decision. Not pristine, not “as new” – but then neither is anyone in these stories, and that’s sort of the point. Perfect for: Readers who love short stories that feel like eavesdropping on real lives. Fans of Alice Munro, William Trevor, and other quiet assassins of the heart. People who enjoy that strange mix of “this hurts a bit” and “please, can I have another one.” Anyone who has ever been not quite in love, not quite out, and entirely unable to explain what they’re doing. Half in Love is a beautifully sharp collection about the spaces between wanting and doing, staying and leaving, saying and shutting up. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our feelings are complicated, our grading is simple, and our “Used” condition just means someone else has already survived reading it before you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/122/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Half-In-Love.jpg 0.74 GBP in_stock used Media > Books John Murray 9780719567711 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-120 Wicked beyond belief by Michael Bilton Wicked Beyond Belief (2003) – Michael Bilton HarperCollins • ISBN: 0007169639 • Condition: Used Dog-eared, heavy, and horrifying, via Crappy Old Books Here it is: the book you don’t exactly “enjoy,” but you definitely can’t put down. Wicked Beyond Belief is Michael Bilton’s big, brick-sized deep dive into the Yorkshire Ripper investigation – a true crime epic in which the horror is real, the victims are real, and the police paperwork is… also very, very real. This isn’t a quick sensationalist skim; it’s the “oh good, another chapter on organisational failure” edition. It’s the kind of book that makes you say, “Surely they didn’t— …oh. They did.” Condition: Used (appropriately weathered) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has done some miles: train tables, bedside cabinets, possibly a few “I’ll just read a bit before sleep, what could go wrong?” evenings The spine shows honest creasing from being opened wide by someone muttering, “You have got to be kidding me” at various points The pages are all present and firmly attached: no missing chapters, no ripped-out bits, no DIY redactions Some light scuffing and soft corners – visible proof that someone already carried this moral and emotional weight before you What it doesn’t have: mysterious stains, dramatic water damage, or the structural integrity of a damp biscuit. Just proper, workmanlike wear. What’s inside (apart from a creeping sense of “oh no”) Bilton doesn’t do coy. Inside you get: A meticulous reconstruction of the investigation: interviews, records, timelines, the lot A portrait of police work at its most over-stretched, over-confident, and occasionally catastrophically wrong Real human lives at the centre – victims, families, officers – all treated seriously, without lurid gimmicks The slow, grinding horror of a long-running case where the system repeatedly fails the people it’s supposed to protect It’s deeply researched, dense, and grim in that “you should probably take a mental-health break every few chapters” way. This is less “thriller” and more “institutional autopsy.” Why buying it Used feels weirdly appropriate A pristine, glossy new copy of something like this feels… off. From Crappy Old Books, this Used copy: Already looks like what it is: a serious, heavy read that someone has actually worked through Frees you from the obligation of keeping it immaculate – underline, tab, shove it in a bag; it’ll cope Comes pre-aged, which matches the tone: this is history, scars and all, not a shiny Netflix tie-in You’re getting a solid, already-broken-in working copy of a serious investigation into how things went so badly wrong, for so long. Ideal for readers who: Like their true crime serious, evidence-heavy, and free of tacky dramatics Want to understand not just what happened, but how institutions can fail, repeatedly Have a grim fascination with major investigations, bureaucracy, and the terrible power of bad assumptions Don’t mind a book that leaves them quietly annoyed at history for the rest of the week This is not “fun”. It is, however, compelling, important, and very hard to forget once you’ve read it. The facts, ma’am Title: Wicked Beyond Belief Author: Michael Bilton Publisher: HarperCollins (2003) ISBN: 0007169639 Condition: Used – solid, slightly softened, fully legible, emotionally heavy Wicked Beyond Belief: for when you want your true crime unsensational, fully sourced, and deeply uncomfortable in all the necessary ways. Delivered to you in suitably Used condition by Crappy Old Books, who specialise in books that remind you real life is quite bad enough on its own. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/120/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Wicked-Beyond-Belief.jpg 2.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollins 9780007169634 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-118 Leonardo da Vinci by Yale University Press in association with the South Bank Centre Leonardo da Vinci (1989) Yale University Press in association with the South Bank Centre ISBN: 0300045093 Condition: Used, as reverently scuffed by Crappy Old Books. At last: a serious, scholarly volume on Leonardo da Vinci, brought to you by Yale University Press and the South Bank Centre, now circulating through the dignified resale ecosystem of a place called Crappy Old Books. Truly, the Renaissance never ends – it just gets re-priced. This is the kind of art book that was clearly born in a gallery, raised in a reading room, and now finds itself blinking in the harsh light of the second-hand market, wondering what it did wrong. Exhibition catalogue? Monograph? Prestige object? Yes. All of the above. What’s inside (besides genius in paper form) This handsome volume is packed with: Reproductions of Leonardo’s paintings The familiar faces are likely here: yes, that smile, that supper, and those angels who all look like they know something you don’t. Drawings, studies, and anatomical sketches See the mind of a man who could not look at a human shoulder or a water eddy without turning it into 47 pages of diagrams. Essays by people who have definitely read more than you Curators, scholars, and art historians laying out context, technique, influence, and all the bits you pretend you know when you nod thoughtfully in museums. Footnotes The purest expression of intellectual seriousness. Footnotes are where the secret gossip lives. In short: it’s a guided tour of Leonardo’s brain, but with fewer dissections and more captions. About the condition (museum-quality content, lived-in exterior) This copy is Used, which in the sacred grading language of Crappy Old Books means: The dust jacket (if present) may show mild edge wear, as if someone took it on and off repeatedly, then gave up and left it on the nearest flat surface for a decade. The cover corners might be softened, suggesting the book has been gently collided with coffee tables, shelves, and possibly an over-enthusiastic tote bag. Inside, pages may show the faintest suggestion of being actually read, which in art-book terms is borderline shocking. This is not a shrink-wrapped, untouched “I bought it at the gallery shop to look cultured and never opened it” specimen. This is the copy that had a life: browsed, consulted, possibly used as moral support during an art history essay crisis. Why you might “need” this (beyond intellectual vanity) You want to look at the art properly, not squint at pixelated thumbnails on a screen while being menaced by notification pop-ups. You enjoy that magical blend of pictures and text where the pictures make you whisper “wow” and the text makes you mutter “oh, that’s why.” You like owning a book that says, “Yes, I know who Leonardo da Vinci is, and not just the turtle.” And let’s be honest: dropping “According to the Yale/South Bank Leonardo volume…” into a conversation is a powerful social move. Why a Used art book is secretly ideal Art books are like people: the ones who’ve been through a little wear are often the most interesting. With this Used copy: You don’t have to handle it like a bomb made of glossy paper. Open it flat. Turn pages with your actual fingers. Gesture at details. You’re allowed. Any tiny dents or shelf rubs simply make it look legitimately scholarly, like it’s spent time in proximity to somebody’s brain, not just somebody’s coffee table styling. If there are ghostly impressions of past readers—a slightly looser binding near particularly good plates, or a page that opens naturally at a favourite essay—that’s just evidence of appreciation. It’s the opposite of intimidatingly pristine. It’s inviting. What this book actually does for you Leonardo da Vinci (1989) does that valuable thing of: Putting Leonardo in his historical, artistic, and slightly obsessive context. Showing you details you’ve never noticed, like that one strange hand, that odd smudge of shadow, that compositional trick he keeps pulling off. Making you feel both inspired and mildly inadequate, which is the correct reaction to Leonardo. You’ll be able to: Flip through glorious plates and mutter, “Yes, that sfumato, though.” Read essays and pretend you’ve internally absorbed centuries of scholarship. Casually leave it somewhere visible so visitors think you’re the sort of person who contemplates Renaissance perspective before breakfast. The sales pitch disguised as cultural uplift This isn’t just a book. It’s a portable micro-museum, a crash course in genius, and a surprisingly heavy object you can use to flatten other, lesser books. So here it is: Leonardo da Vinci (1989) – Yale University Press in association with the South Bank Centre. Visibly lived-in, internally distinguished, still full of Renaissance smugness. Proudly Used and somewhat ironically offered to you by Crappy Old Books. Buy it. Put it on your shelf. Occasionally open it and rememb https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/118/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Leonardo-On-Painting.jpg 0.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Yale University Press in association with the South Bank Centre 9780300045093 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-112 Georgia OKeeffe by Roxana Robinson Georgia O’Keeffe (1990) Roxana Robinson – Bloomsbury ISBN: 0747507570 Condition: Used (in the best “lived with, thought about, carried around” way) Vendor: Crappy Old Books Here she is: Georgia O’Keeffe – the woman who painted flowers so close-up that a century of viewers leaned in and loudly had feelings about it. In this thoughtful biography, Roxana Robinson tackles one of art history’s most mythologised humans: the high priestess of desert bones, skyscrapers and suspiciously suggestive petals. Rather than just repeating the Greatest Hits—Look, a giant flower! Look, a cow skull! Look, New Mexico!—Robinson actually goes looking for the person behind the legend. Inside these attractively lived-in pages you’ll find: Georgia the restless young artist figuring out who she is in a world that mostly expects women to be charming, quiet and not too interesting. Georgia the reluctant muse, entangled with Alfred Stieglitz: photographer, promoter, husband, storm system. Expect letters, arguments, nudes, and the occasional mutual genius. Georgia the New York modernist, painting skyscrapers while everyone else is still composing polite still lifes with fruit and tablecloths. Georgia the Southwest icon, heading for New Mexico like it’s the promised land, collecting bones and mesas, discovering that solitude and sunlight suit her infinitely better than dinner parties. Art, yes—but also money, illness, love, control, independence, and the general difficulty of being a fiercely driven woman with a very clear idea of what she does and does not want. Robinson writes with that steady, intelligent clarity that says: I admire this woman, but I’m not here to worship; I’m here to explain. Expect psychology, context and actual nuance, not just misty-eyed desert worship. Our copy is graded Used, which in the plain-spoken universe of Crappy Old Books means: The cover shows the usual signs of having actually left the house: a little edge wear, maybe a faint crease or two, the sort of cosmetic scuffing Georgia herself would probably regard with approval. The spine is creased enough to prove someone got beyond the photo section and into the text—always a good sign in an art biography. Still perfectly intact, just pleasantly broken-in, like a favourite paintbrush. The pages are all present, clean and eminently readable, with a touch of gentle age-toning that pairs nicely with late-night reading and mild existential reflection. You might find the odd dog-ear, pencilled note or flattened bookmark where a previous reader muttered “oh, that explains that painting.” No catastrophic coffee spills, no experimental colour tests in the margins, no pages torn out for mood boards — just honest readerly wear. Not mint, not museum-grade, but perfect for actual human use, which is what books secretly prefer. Perfect for: Art lovers who know the imagery but want the life, not just the posters. Fans of complicated, formidable women who happily refused to fit the mould and then painted the mould’s bones in the desert for emphasis. Students and gallery-goers who’d like to be able to say something smarter than “aren’t the flowers… interesting” while staring at a massive canvas. Anyone who’s ever wanted to run away somewhere beautiful, get some peace and quiet, and reinvent themselves with a better view. Georgia O’Keeffe by Roxana Robinson is a rich, engaging portrait of an artist who spent a lifetime insisting on doing things her own way—and largely succeeding. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our biographies are dog-eared, our geniuses are difficult, and our “Used” condition means someone else already did the first round of underlining for you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/112/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Georgia-OKeeffe.jpg 1.65 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Bloomsbury 9780747507574 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-103 Our Lizzie by Anna Jacobs Our Lizzie (1999) Anna Jacobs – Coronet ISBN: 0340693010 Condition: Used (like most hearts in family sagas) Vendor: Crappy Old Books Welcome back to that beloved corner of fiction where life is hard, money is tight, men are a gamble, and one determined young woman is absolutely not having it. Our Lizzie is classic Anna Jacobs territory: a plucky heroine, a stack of injustices, and the unshakeable sense that no matter what the world throws at her, she will eventually sort it out with sheer stubbornness, a good heart and possibly a well-aimed remark. Inside these gently lived-in pages you can expect: Lizzie, naturally: the sort of young woman who works harder than everyone else, cares about absolutely everyone except herself, and somehow still gets blamed when everything goes wrong. A supporting cast of difficult relatives, feckless men, decent souls, busybodies and the odd quiet hero who actually listens when Lizzie speaks. A steady supply of money worries, class snobbery, family secrets and casual cruelty, because otherwise there’d be nothing to triumph over in the last third of the book. Period detail so comforting you can practically smell the coal fires, hear the clatter of clogs, and feel the draught under every ill-fitting door. The emotional arc we all secretly want: things get bad, then worse, then surely this is too much, then… slowly, wonderfully, better. Not perfect—just better enough to make it all feel earned. This is the kind of book that pairs best with a mug of tea, a biscuit and an evening in which you promise yourself “just one more chapter” until you realise it’s midnight and Lizzie has finally told someone where to get off. Our copy is graded Used, which, in the brutally honest dialect of Crappy Old Books, means: The cover shows the usual signs of affection: light creases, a bit of edge wear, maybe a tiny nick here or there—proof that at least one reader carried it around rather than keeping it in a climate-controlled shrine. The spine is likely creased, proudly displaying that classic “this book has been read properly” ripple. This is not damage; this is a saga battle scar. The pages are all present, intact and legible, probably with that soft, slightly tanned tone that says “I have seen some summers.” You might find the odd dog-ear, faint mark or previous reader’s pause-point—places where someone once stopped to feel things. No missing chunks, no catastrophic tea drownings; just honest, everyday wear from actual reading, which is more than you can say for half the books on Instagram. Not collectible-mint, but completely fit for emotional purpose. Perfect for: Saga readers who firmly believe that one working-class heroine with a backbone is worth ten useless men and three rented rooms. Fans of Catherine Cookson–adjacent stories who want something warm, absorbing and satisfying without needing a PhD in symbolism. Anyone who enjoys shouting “You deserve better, Lizzie!” at the page while simultaneously turning it faster. Readers in need of a comfort book in which decency, grit and small acts of kindness eventually win, even if they have to go the long way round. Our Lizzie is exactly what it promises to be: a heartfelt, twisty, reassuringly emotional journey with a heroine you’ll root for, scold, and ultimately adopt as one of your own. Available now from Crappy Old Books, where our stories are dog-eared, our heroines are indestructible, and our “Used” condition just proves somebody loved the book before you. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/103/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Our-Lizzie.jpg 0.50 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Coronet 9780340693018 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-99 Eat Drink and be Kinky by Kinky Friedman, Mike McGovern Eat, Drink, and Be Kinky (1999) – Kinky Friedman & Mike McGovern Simon & Schuster • ISBN: 0684856743 • Condition: Used Texan attitude, questionable nutrition, and full-fat personality, from Crappy Old Books Some cookbooks gently suggest you “elevate your supper”. This one suggests you: Open something strong, Lower your standards, And accept that dinner might arrive with cigar smoke, country music, and at least one story you cannot repeat at work. Eat, Drink, and Be Kinky is not your average collection of recipes. It’s more like: A chaotic dinner party in book form, Hosted by Kinky Friedman, With Mike McGovern in the kitchen trying to keep things legal, edible, and vaguely written down. So what actually is this book? It’s part: Cookbook Road diary Bar culture anthropology Tribute to food, booze, friends, and the sort of nights that never end with “and then we went home early to get some rest.” Inside you’ll find: Recipes that range from “surprisingly decent” to “are we absolutely sure this isn’t a dare?” Anecdotes involving musicians, misfits, drifters, Texans, New Yorkers, and people who shouldn’t be left alone with an open bar Drinking lore that pairs beverages with life choices, most of them slightly ill-advised Kinky being… Kinky: Politically incorrect, Philosophically sideways, And committed to the notion that food and drink should come with stories, not calorie counts. This is less “Rachel Ray” and more “If Hunter S. Thompson wrote a community cookbook.” Sample experience (emotional, not culinary) Expect to encounter: Dishes with names that sound like inside jokes between inebriated band members Cooking instructions that assume you have: A frying pan Some form of liquor And a tolerance for improvisation Stories where the recipe is almost background to the people, places, and poor decisions that surround it You’ll get: A strong sense of time and place – smoky bars, cramped kitchens, long nights The feeling that “exact measurements” are for cowards and pastry chefs The creeping suspicion that following some of these recipes exactly might not be medically endorsed, but will definitely be entertaining Who is this for? Not for: Clean eaters Nutritional puritans People who say “I’m doing Dry January” without flinching Definitely for: Fans of Kinky Friedman’s writing or music People who believe a good meal is improved by bad behaviour Readers who enjoy cookbooks they might actually read in bed, not just consult for roast times Anyone who thinks recipes should come with punchlines, not just prep times This is part literary curiosity, part booze-soaked family album, part “maybe don’t try this on a first date.” Condition: Used (like your liver after attempting the cocktails) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has lived – maybe a soft crease, a little edge rub, the cookbook equivalent of a slightly singed bar towel. The spine shows reading lines – evidence that someone has already flipped back and forth between the recipes and the stories, probably while laughing and/or pouring another drink. All pages present and attached – no missing signature dish, no vanished cocktail formula, no crucial paragraph torn out by an over-zealous fan. Inside, you may find: Mild page toning The odd thumbed corner Possibly very faint signs it was once consulted in an actual kitchen or, more likely, near a fridge at 1 a.m. No horror-show stains, no pages welded together with mysterious sauce, no margin notes saying “THIS KILLED DAVE”. Just a properly Used, fully readable copy with that “I’ve been part of someone’s bad ideas” energy. Why you might actually want this Buy this if you: Want a cookbook that doubles as a conversation piece Enjoy Kinky Friedman’s brand of humour, which sits somewhere between barroom philosopher and outlaw uncle Are building a collection of eccentric, personality-driven cookbooks Need something to read while deciding whether making that chili at midnight is a brilliant or catastrophic idea It’s ideal for: Gifts to people who already own too many sensible cookbooks Late-night reading when you’re hungry-but-not-enough-to-actually-cook Anyone who suspects food, drink, and stories belong together on the same messy table The boozy basics Title: Eat, Drink, and Be Kinky Authors: Kinky Friedman & Mike McGovern Publisher: Simon & Schuster (1999) ISBN: 0684856743 Condition: Used – read, lightly worn, structurally intact, slightly dangerous Eat, Drink, and Be Kinky: for when you want recipes, anecdotes, and questionable life advice garnished with lime and sarcasm. Supplied in honestly Used condition by Crappy Old Books, who recommend consuming the book responsibly and everything else at your own risk. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/99/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Eat-Drink-And-BeKinky.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Simon & Schuster 9780684856742 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-97 Down by the River Where the Dead Men Go by George P. Pelecanos Down by the River Where the Dead Men Go (1999) – George P. Pelecanos Serpent’s Tail • ISBN: 1852427167 • Condition: Used Gritty, hungover and morally waterlogged, from Crappy Old Books If you like your crime fiction with: No glamorous detectives No tidy redemptions And a protagonist who’s already circling the drain before the first body hits the water …welcome to Down by the River Where the Dead Men Go. George P. Pelecanos takes you to Washington, D.C.—not the brochure version with monuments and school trips, but the late-night version: bad bars, bad decisions, and even worse men with guns. Our guide? A man so far past rock bottom he’s started digging. Meet Nick Stefanos: patron saint of bad life choices Nick is: A one-time investigator who’s traded purpose for a barstool Professionally unemployed in the “I don’t want to talk about it” sense Romantically wrecked And violently allergic to the idea of getting his life together His hobbies include: Drinking until he stops thinking Waking up in places he doesn’t quite remember arriving at Making the kind of choices that lead directly to phrases like “how did I end up here?” One night, after the sort of bender that should really come with a warning label, he staggers down by the river… and witnesses something that forces him to sober up just enough to become involved. Against his better judgment—and he does have better judgment, he just rarely uses it—Nick gets pulled into a murder investigation that nobody has asked him to solve and nobody wants him poking around in. Perfect. What you’re actually in for This isn’t a puzzle mystery with charming clues and eccentric suspects. This is: Gritty urban noir – dive bars, corners, back rooms, and neighbourhoods forgotten by city brochures. A guided tour of D.C.’s underbelly – where loyalty, fear, and desperation drive people faster than any grand conspiracy. A character study on the edge – a man who’s part-avenger, part-liability, and possibly trying to die in a way that at least makes sense. Expect: Sharp, lean dialogue Violence that feels like it hurts People who are too far gone for inspirational speeches A city that’s a character in its own right: complicated, dangerous, sometimes weirdly beautiful at 3 a.m. This is crime fiction for readers who don’t need a hero, just someone honest enough to admit they’re broken and still go looking for the truth anyway. Condition: Used (like Nick’s liver, but more stable) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has seen some life – maybe a light crease, a bit of edge wear, like it’s been in a few too many backpacks and almost one bar fight. The spine likely has reading lines – proof someone else has already walked Nick’s slow spiral and lived to reshelve the book. All pages present and firmly attached – no missing revelation, no sudden blackout mid-scene, no torn-out confession. Inside, you might find gentle page toning, the odd dog-ear, maybe a tiny name or note in the front – evidence of a previous reader who appreciated a good bleak spiral as much as you do. No suspicious stains, no pages falling out like unreliable alibis, no “river damp” damage. Just a solid Used copy, appropriately world-weary but structurally sound. Why you might actually want this This one’s for you if: You like crime novels where the detective is not fine, the city is not fine, and the ending won’t be wrapped in a bow You appreciate Pelecanos’ trademark mix of music, streets, and moral ambiguity You’re into noir that feels lived-in: cheap booze, bad decisions, and just enough conscience to be dangerous You’re tired of crime stories where the hero is vaguely quirky but ultimately well-adjusted—Nick Stefanos is neither It’s the sort of book you: Read in a couple of intense sittings Look up from and feel like you can smell cigarette smoke and river water Finish and then quietly think, “Well, that wasn’t cheery, but I respect it.” The bleakly beautiful facts Title: Down by the River Where the Dead Men Go Author: George P. Pelecanos Publisher: Serpent’s Tail (1999) ISBN: 1852427167 Condition: Used – read, slightly worn, fully intact, morally complicated Down by the River Where the Dead Men Go: for when you want your crime fiction sad, sharp, and soaked in cheap whiskey and river mist. Supplied in honestly Used condition by Crappy Old Books, who recommend pairing it with something stronger than tea. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/97/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Down-By-The-River-Where-The-Dead-Men-Go.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Serpents Tail 9781852427160 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-92 Burn my heart by Beverley Naidoo Burn My Heart (2007) – Beverley Naidoo London: Puffin • ISBN: 9780141321240 • Condition: Used Quietly scorched and previously read, from Crappy Old Books Some children’s books are about magical wardrobes. Some are about funny dogs. This one is about colonial Kenya, betrayal, land, loyalty, and a country on the edge of revolt. So… slightly heavier than talking animals. Burn My Heart drops you into 1950s Kenya, where two boys—one white, one Black—are growing up in the same place but absolutely not in the same world. On the surface: friendship, horses, heat, and games. Underneath: land stolen, anger rising, the Mau Mau rebellion building, and adults pretending everything can stay exactly as it is. (It can’t. Obviously.) Beverley Naidoo, who does “children’s fiction” the way a surgeon does “a bit of a tidy-up,” quietly dismantles the comfortable version of empire and replaces it with something far more complicated, painful, and true. Condition: Used (emotionally charged, physically fine) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has lived a real life: school bags, bedroom floors, maybe a classroom shelf where someone picked it up “for homework” and accidentally got feelings The spine shows modest creasing—the unmistakable sign that one or more humans read this all the way through and possibly hugged it shut at the end All pages present and attached: no missing confrontation, no vanished ending, no conveniently removed painful bits Normal, well-earned wear: softened corners, maybe a faint thumbprint or two, nothing scary, nothing sticky, just evidence of actual reading No dramatic water damage, no scribbled-on pages shouting I HATE ENGLISH, no mysterious stains. Just solid, gently worn paperback honesty. What’s going on inside (spoiler-free, promise) You get: Two boys: one the son of white settlers, one Kenyan, connected by childhood and dislocated by absolutely everything else A country under British rule, simmering with tension the adults pretend is just “troublemakers” Friendship strained and tested by race, fear, loyalty and the fact that the entire system is wired to be unjust Expect: Horses, farms, heat, and ordinary days that don’t stay ordinary for long The creeping realisation that the rules you’ve grown up with are not just unfair, but deadly Small choices that carry huge consequences when the world is divided into “us” and “them” Naidoo does what she does best: no lecture, no history textbook tone—just a compelling story that drags you along and, before you know it, you’re properly thinking about whose land, whose power, whose voice. Why a Used copy is exactly right A clinically perfect copy of Burn My Heart would feel wrong. From Crappy Old Books, this Used one: Already looks like it’s been part of someone’s school project, reading list, or quiet personal awakening Releases you from the tyranny of keeping it immaculate—read it on the bus, in bed, at a desk piled with other books; it’ll be fine Arrives with that subtle sense of continuity: another pair of hands turned these pages before you, and now it’s your turn to sit with this story for a while This is not a trophy book. It’s a pass-it-on book. Ideal for readers who: Like their “children’s” or YA books to come with actual moral complexity, not just a token “be kind” message Are interested in history, but would prefer it delivered via characters you care about rather than a bullet-point timeline Want to think about empire, racism, land and loyalty through a story, not a lecture Appreciate quiet, devastating clarity more than melodrama Perfect for thoughtful teens, ex-teens, teachers accidentally assigning something powerful, and adults who’ve realised children’s fiction is often where the most honest books are hiding. Recommended reading setup Best experienced: With a cup of tea that will go cold while you just read “a bit more” Somewhere you can sit quietly for a minute when you finish In the mood bracket: “I can handle something serious today, actually” Side effects may include: Mild rage at history (and some of the adults in the book) Sudden urge to look things up about Kenya and the Mau Mau rebellion That internal ache that means the story did exactly what it was supposed to do The practical-but-still-useful details Title: Burn My Heart Author: Beverley Naidoo Publisher: London: Puffin (2007) ISBN: 9780141321240 Condition: Used – previously read, gently worn, deeply affecting, completely intact Burn My Heart: for when you want a short book with a long after-effect—friendship, betrayal, and a burning question about what justice looks like when the whole system is built on injustice. Supplied in honestly Used condition by Crappy Old Books, specialists in small paperbacks with big, unignorable things to say. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/92/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Burn-My-Heart.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books London : Puffin 9780141321240 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-86 Scepters by L. E. Modesitt Jr Scepters (2005) – L. E. Modesitt Jr. Tor Books • ISBN: 0765349221 • Condition: Used Stately, slightly scuffed epic fantasy from Crappy Old Books Welcome to the part of the fantasy shelf where: Politics is a full-contact sport Magic has footnotes, side effects, and probably a permit form And absolutely nobody gets to just “go on a quest” without also filling in some kind of report afterwards Scepters is L. E. Modesitt Jr. doing what he does best: intricate worldbuilding, quietly powerful magic, layered politics, and protagonists who would really just like five minutes without a crisis, please. It’s epic fantasy for people who suspect things like supply lines, bureaucracy, and long-term consequences might actually matter. Condition: Used (like most kingdoms and half the cast) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has seen action: backpacks, bedside tables, that one suspiciously damp windowsill The spine carries noble battle-creases that say, “Someone read me properly, not just once for show” All pages are present and firmly attached—no missing climaxes, no torn-out maps, no “the last chapter fell to dragons, sorry” Some gentle wear to corners and edges: the physical equivalent of a cloak that’s been worn into a few councils and one or two minor wars This is honest, working-condition fantasy: no glass case, no white gloves, just “sit down and read me.” What’s inside (besides arguments over who gets to rule what) In true Modesitt fashion, you get: Complex politics: thrones, power blocs, factions, and people who firmly believe they should be in charge Magic that behaves like a system, not a glittery miracle—rules, costs, limitations, the lot Battles where strategy and terrain matter, not just who has the shinier sword Characters trying to do the right thing in a world that keeps rewarding the opposite Expect: Long games instead of quick fixes Moral ambiguity with a side of “this seemed like a good idea three chapters ago” The creeping realisation that being powerful and being in control are very much not the same thing If your perfect fantasy novel is 90% vibes and 10% handwaved prophecy, this may not be your scepter of choice. If you like cause and effect, long arcs, and “oh, that’s why that happened two books ago”, you’re home. Why a Used copy suits this book a little too well Fresh, pristine epic fantasy feels like an untested ruler: suspicious. From Crappy Old Books, this Used copy: Already looks like it’s been through a couple of coups and at least one reading binge Frees you from the burden of keeping it pretty—fold a corner, read it over lunch, drop it on the floor in shock; it’ll live Arrives with just enough physical history to match all the fictional history inside This is a book that’s meant to be read, not posed next to a collectible dragon figurine (though we won’t judge). Ideal for readers who: Like their fantasy dense, smart, and slightly obsessed with how societies actually function Enjoy magic that feels more like physics-with-attitude than sparkles-on-demand Appreciate protagonists who think as much as they swing swords Want a series where each book builds consequences instead of hitting the reset button Also excellent if: You have a soft spot for rulers and would-be rulers who discover that power comes with paperwork You enjoy watching very confident people discover they are, in fact, wrong You secretly believe epic fantasy should come with a minor course in political science The dry but vital facts Title: Scepters Author: L. E. Modesitt Jr. Publisher: Tor Books (2005) ISBN: 0765349221 Condition: Used – previously read, structurally sound, slightly worn, fully epic Scepters: for when you want intrigue, magic, governance, and the uncomfortable truth that no one is ever quite ready for the power they think they deserve. Supplied in proudly Used condition by Crappy Old Books, your trusted source for fantasy that arrives with a few creases and a lot of plot. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/86/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Scepters.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Tor Books 9780765349224 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-83 Shem Creek by Dorothea Benton Frank Shem Creek (Lowcountry Tales) The New York Times bestseller takes readers back to the Lowcountry. Shem Creek Dorothea Benton Frank | Berkley Trade, 2006 If you’ve ever wanted to escape the chaos of modern life by running headlong into even more chaos—only with better seafood—Dorothea Benton Frank has you covered. Shem Creek is a warm, witty, Lowcountry tale that follows Linda Breland, a single mom who trades suburban New Jersey stress for the shrimp boats, salty breezes, and social minefields of South Carolina’s coast. There’s romance, family drama, prickly teenagers, and a waterfront restaurant that’s just begging for trouble. Frank’s signature humor and knack for place-making will have you smelling the marsh air and craving hushpuppies before you’ve turned the last page. This copy from Crappy Old Books may have a few scuffs, creases, or even a faint whiff of sunscreen—perfectly seasoned for a story set on the water. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/83/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Shem-Creek.jpg 1.40 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Berkley Trade 9780749935757 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-82 Command Decision by Elizabeth Moon Command Decision (2007) – Elizabeth Moon Orbit • ISBN: 9781841493794 • Condition: Used Spaceworn but battle-ready from Crappy Old Books Welcome back to the part of the galaxy where logistics matter, relatives are a health hazard, and one bad choice can get your entire fleet turned into glitter. Command Decision is Elizabeth Moon in full Vatta’s War mode: fleets, politics, merchants-turned-military, and one very determined Ky Vatta trying to hold everything together with strategy, stubbornness, and not nearly enough ships. If you like your space opera with: Actual consequences Family drama in zero gravity And spreadsheets hiding behind the explosions …you’re in exactly the right star system. Condition: Used (like most of the ships, and all of the characters) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has toured sofas, beds, backpacks, and maybe one ill-advised “I’ll just read on the bus and not miss my stop” incident The spine shows noble battle-crease lines, as befits a book about hard choices and tactical stress All pages present and firmly attached: no missing chapters, no DIY edit that removes the bit where everything gets worse before it gets better Some honest cosmetic scuffing: softened corners, the faint patina of having been read by at least one human who cared more about the story than preserving resale condition No catastrophic coffee spills, no mystery stains from deep space, just proper, old-fashioned I was read wear. What’s going wrong in space this time? Short version: everything. Longer version (still minimal spoilers): Trade routes: wrecked Communication systems: sabotaged Bad guys: organised Good guys: underfunded and really tired Ky Vatta, certified magnet for trouble, is now commanding actual fleets rather than just trying to keep one ship intact and marginally profitable. This involves: Outthinking people who have more ships, more guns, and fewer scruples Herding allies, ex-allies, and dubious “we’re sort of on your side for now” types Juggling family loyalties, corporate interests, and the minor, tedious issue of staying alive Expect: Space battles with tactics that would make your old maths teacher weirdly proud Political manoeuvring that proves the enemy isn’t always the one firing at you People making terrible decisions for understandable reasons and then having to fix them at speed There are no mystical prophecies, no Chosen Ones, and zero destiny swords. Just competence, consequences, and the occasional explosion. Why a Used copy is extremely on-brand It is frankly suspicious when a military space opera looks mint. From Crappy Old Books, this Used copy: Already looks like it’s survived a campaign or two Frees you from the burden of treating it like a fragile artefact – read it in the bath (carefully), on the train, under a flickering lamp, it’s fine Carries the quiet reassurance that someone else has already gone through the stress of “oh no no NO how are they getting out of this?” This is a working book. A field manual. A companion for late nights and “just one more chapter… oh, it’s 2am” decisions. Ideal for readers who: Like their space opera with logistics, strategy, and family drama rather than mystical space wizards Appreciate protagonists who are competent but not magically infallible Enjoy series where actions in book one still matter in book four Want that sweet spot between “pew pew pew” and “let’s talk about supply lines and morale” Also perfect if you: Have a soft spot for slightly broken families trying to do better Believe “merchant fleet” can, with enough bad luck and determination, become “resistance movement” Prefer your sci-fi grounded in “how would this actually work?” rather than “because space magic” Mission brief (a.k.a. the practical bit) Title: Command Decision Author: Elizabeth Moon Series: Vatta’s War (one of the later ones, i.e. Definitely Not Where You Start™ but Very Much Where Things Kick Off) Publisher: Orbit (2007) ISBN: 9781841493794 Condition: Used – previously deployed, pages intact, morale high Command Decision: for when you want fleets, fallout, and a heroine doing her absolute best in a universe that keeps saying, “Oh, you thought that was bad?” Supplied in proudly Used condition by Crappy Old Books, who firmly believe good space opera should arrive with a few creases and a lot of tension. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/82/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Command-Decision.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9781841493794 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-77 Hurricane force by Malcolm Rose Hurricane Force (2005) – Malcolm Rose London: Simon & Schuster • ISBN: 0689872844 • Condition: Used Buffeted, battered, and still standing, from Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever thought, “You know what my reading pile needs? More danger, more science, more weather trying to kill people,” then Hurricane Force is very much your storm. This is Malcolm Rose in full YA-disaster-thriller mode: high stakes, ticking clocks, clever kids, absent or confused adults, and the persistent sense that the forces of nature did not come here to play nicely. Think: extreme weather, suspicious events, and the kind of escalating chaos that makes you go “oh that’s not good” about every three pages. Condition: Used (like the emergency services after Chapter Ten) When Crappy Old Books says Used, we mean: The cover has definitely lived a bit – school bags, bedside tables, maybe the floor of a coach on a boring trip The spine bears those honest little creases that say, “Someone kept turning pages at speed and occasionally forgot to blink.” All the pages are there, attached, and fully readable – no mysterious gaps, no “the climax is missing, sorry!” drama The corners might be a touch softened, the odd faint smudge possibly present: the physical evidence of Actual Reading, not neglected shelf ornamentation You will not need a hazmat suit. Just a tolerance for light cosmetic wear and heavy narrative tension. What’s blowing around inside Without ruining the fun, you can safely expect: Weather doing things it definitely should not be doing People who are in the wrong place at the wrong time and then stay there, because plot Science, tech, or suspicious activity making everything worse (or better, very late in the day) A structure that goes: quiet → worrying → bad → much worse → “OH, OK, THIS IS EXTREMELY BAD” It’s not here to give you a calm, meditative reflection on cloud formations. It’s here to give you: Sudden danger Moral choices under pressure A strong urge to double-check your emergency kit Why a Used copy is the right kind of dramatic Brand-new thrillers are fine, but there’s something deeply right about a disaster story that’s already survived at least one previous reader. From Crappy Old Books, this Used copy offers: Built-in credibility: it looks like it’s already kept someone up past midnight at least once Zero pressure to keep it pristine – it’s a book, not a collectible figurine; bend it, bag it, read it in the bath at your own risk That cosy “pre-loved paperback” vibe that says you can throw it into a rucksack as you dash out the door, pretending you’re evacuating ahead of the storm It’s ready for buses, couches, duvet days, or back pockets (ambitious, but we respect your confidence). Perfect for readers who: Like their YA fast, tense, and full of “someone needs to make a decision right now” energy Enjoy stories where science and danger collide rather than politely ignoring each other Have a soft spot for characters trying to be brave while everything around them is falling apart (sometimes literally) Want something pacey enough to genuinely distract them from their phone for a bit Recommended for teens, ex-teens, disaster-movie fans, and anyone who thinks “I’ll just read one more chapter” is a believable statement. The slightly calmer stats Title: Hurricane Force Author: Malcolm Rose Publisher: London: Simon & Schuster (2005) ISBN: 0689872844 Condition: Used – pre-read, mildly worn, structurally sound, narratively hazardous Hurricane Force: for when you want a compact paperback full of escalating peril, weather-related stress, and stubborn human determination. Supplied in honestly Used condition by Crappy Old Books, who specialise in stories that arrive slightly scuffed and extremely stressful (in a good way). https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/77/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Hurricane-Force.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books London : Simon & Schuster 9780689872846 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-75 Is It a Date or Just Coffee? by Mo Brownsey Is It a Date or Just Coffee? (2002) by Mo Brownsey ISBN: 1555837271 Condition: Good Ah yes, the early 2000s. A simpler time when people still met in coffee shops, mobile phones folded in half, and a strategically placed cappuccino could trigger several weeks of agonising emotional analysis. Is It a Date or Just Coffee? bravely tackles one of humanity’s most enduring mysteries. Not world peace, not the meaning of life, but that awkward moment when somebody says, "Fancy grabbing a coffee sometime?" and your brain immediately begins constructing wedding invitations, escape plans, and a spreadsheet of possible outcomes. Mo Brownsey guides readers through the bewildering social minefield of modern courtship, helping to distinguish between genuine romantic interest and the equally powerful force of someone simply wanting a hot beverage. Along the way you’ll encounter enough mixed signals, crossed wires and emotional guesswork to power a small telecommunications network. Published in 2002, this book captures a fascinating moment in dating history. It comes from the brief window after personal ads but before dating apps transformed romance into something resembling online shopping. Here, people still had to decode body language, eye contact and conversational clues rather than simply swiping left while watching television. Our copy remains in Good condition, meaning it has survived over twenty years of changing relationship fashions, countless coffee dates and the complete collapse of any shared social understanding about what constitutes "meeting up." The pages are clean, sound and ready for a new reader to seek guidance, reassurance or perhaps evidence that dating confusion existed long before smartphones arrived to make everything infinitely more complicated. Whether you’re genuinely seeking romantic wisdom, studying the anthropology of early-2000s relationships, or simply enjoy books that ask wonderfully specific questions, this is an entertaining relic from a not-so-distant age when a latte could still be a source of existential uncertainty. After all, sometimes it really is a date. Sometimes it’s just coffee. And sometimes it’s a second coffee arranged specifically to discuss whether the first coffee was a date. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/75/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Is-It-A-Date-Or-Just-Coffee.jpg 1.20 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Alyson Publications 9781555837273 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-74 Always There by Lauren Brooke Always There (2005) – Lauren Brooke Scholastic • ISBN: 043995889X • Condition: Used Emotionally grazed but structurally sound from Crappy Old Books If you’ve ever thought, “I’d like my feelings gently trampled by horses and teenagers,” then welcome to Always There, another instalment in Lauren Brooke’s ongoing mission to ensure nobody with a heart gets through a series emotionally unscathed. Set in the world of Heartland, this is one of those books where: Horses have more emotional depth than most adults Teens communicate exclusively in meaningful silences, sudden arguments, and late-night truth bombs Healing traumatised animals somehow mixes nicely with unresolved family tension and just a hint of romance Perfect if you enjoy stories with actual stakes and zero dragons, just a lot of hay, hard work, and unresolved feelings. Condition: Used (like everyone’s nerves at Heartland) When Crappy Old Books says Used, here’s what you’re getting: A cover that has done some miles – school bags, bedroom floors, maybe the back seat of a car on a long, slightly sulky journey A spine that shows gentle creasing of the “I was read in three sittings and someone gasped a lot” variety Pages all present and firmly attached, possibly bearing the faint memory of having been read after bedtime with a torch The light, honest wear of a book that’s been actually loved, not just bought, displayed, and forgotten No catastrophic horse-related water damage, no tragic half-missing ending, no biro moustaches (as far as we’re aware). What’s going on in here? Expect: Emotional horses: misunderstood, skittish, and somehow mirrors for everyone’s inner turmoil Emotional humans: also misunderstood, skittish, and occasionally terrible at honest conversation Heartland: the ranch where traumatised horses come to heal and everyone else quietly falls apart and pulls themselves together again in the background There will be: Problems that cannot be solved by just “trying harder” Moments of “I am fine” from people who are absolutely not fine At least one scene that makes you suspiciously sniffly and pretend there’s something in your eye It’s classic Lauren Brooke: feelings, conflict, healing, and just enough gentle hope to stop you dissolving entirely. Why this Used copy is exactly right This is not a pristine, shrink-wrapped monument to unread intentions. This is a real paperback that’s already done the emotional rounds. From Crappy Old Books, this Used copy gives you: Permission to actually read it instead of treating it like a collectible artefact The cosy reassurance that someone else has already ridden this rollercoaster before you A book you can fling onto a bed, shove into a hoodie pocket (ambitious, but possible), or lend to a friend without clutching your pearls It’s the kind of paperback that’s ready for real life: messy rooms, late nights, snack crumbs, and the occasional dramatic reread. Ideal for readers who: Grew up with horse books and are not yet emotionally recovered Like family drama, big feelings, and animals who understand everything but unfortunately can’t talk Want something comforting, heartfelt, and not remotely ironic… even if this blurb is Need a story where people are trying their best, failing a bit, and trying again (with help from large, opinionated four-legged therapists) Recommended for teenagers, ex-teenagers, and any adult who claims to be “buying it for my niece” with suspicious conviction. The practical tack-room bit Title: Always There Author: Lauren Brooke Publisher: Scholastic (2005) ISBN: 043995889X Condition: Used – previously loved, gently worn, completely readable, emotionally loaded Always There: for when you want loyalty, healing, and drama in a neat little paperback, plus horses who understand more than anyone is saying out loud. Delivered to you in honestly Used condition by Crappy Old Books, who firmly believe that the best stories arrive with a bit of wear and a lot of heart. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/74/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Always-There.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Scholastic 9780439958899 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-56 Garfield The Movie by H.S. Newcomb Garfield The Movie Based on the major Motion Picture https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/56/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Garfield-The-Movie.jpg 2.71 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Ballantine Books 9780345469083 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-52 The Death of Sleep by Anne McCaffrey and Jody Lynn Nye The Death of Sleep (1992) by Anne McCaffrey and Jody Lynn Nye | Orbit Edition Sold by Crappy Old Books – because someone has to keep the classics crusty. Before there were hyperspace highways or cryo-nap tech support, there was Lunzie Mespil—doctor, survivor, and accidental Rip Van Winkle of the galaxy. One minute she’s freezing herself for a short nap, the next she’s waking up centuries later to find her world (and career) obsolete, overrun, or both. With each thaw, Lunzie finds herself battling pirates, bureaucrats, and the occasional existential crisis—all while trying to catch up on missed birthdays, fashion trends, and wars. McCaffrey and Nye serve up vintage space opera with emotional depth, smart pacing, and a heroine who refuses to stay quietly frozen. This is Book #2 in the Planet Pirates trilogy, but don’t worry—you’ll be just as disoriented as Lunzie if you jump in here. Expect light scuffs, questionable page smells, and a suspiciously enthusiastic previous owner named “Dave” who underlined the word “sleep” every time it appeared. Crappy Old Books—where shelf wear is a feature, not a flaw. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/52/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/The-Death-Of-Sleep.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books Orbit 9781857230055 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-51 Bart Simpsons guide to life by Matt Groening Bart Simpson’s Guide to Life (2000) by Matt Groening – Crappy Old Books From the mind of the world’s most mischievous ten-year-old and the creator of The Simpsons, comes Bart Simpson’s Guide to Life – the ultimate handbook for causing mild chaos, avoiding schoolwork, and mastering the fine art of being a smart aleck. Originally published by HarperCollinsEntertainment in 2000, this gloriously illustrated guide is packed with Bart’s questionable wisdom, half-baked schemes, and “life lessons” that probably shouldn’t be followed by anyone with a conscience (or a parent nearby). Whether you’re looking to finesse your excuse-making game or simply bask in the nostalgic glow of peak Simpsons humor, this book is a yellowed gem. Our copies at Crappy Old Books may be a little dog-eared, slightly warped, or carry the faint scent of 2000s bedrooms, but that only adds to their charm. A must-have for collectors, cartoon fans, and anyone who’s ever wanted to live life the Bart way – which is to say: badly, loudly, and with maximum attitude. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/51/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Bart-Simpsons-Guide-To-Life.jpg 1.00 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HarperCollinsEntertainment 9780007110056 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-50 Overnight Male by Elizabeth Bevarly Overnight Male by Elizabeth Bevarly (2008, HQN Books) As found on the shelf between a dog-eared Danielle Steel and a suspiciously sticky Clive Cussler. From the queen of snappy dialogue and eyebrow-raising plots comes Overnight Male, a romantic spy caper where love is hotter than a microfilm in a martini glass. Our heroine, a smart-mouthed librarian turned unlikely operative, stumbles headfirst into the arms (and probably lap) of a ridiculously handsome spy with a six-pack and zero sense of timing. Together, they dodge bullets, bureaucrats, and burning lust—all while trying to save the day and maybe squeeze in some heavy petting. Lightly battered but fully intact, this copy may be yellowing like a banana left in the sun, but hey—it’s still got more tension than your aunt’s third marriage. Perfect for lovers of romance, espionage, and the kind of plot where everyone is improbably attractive. Crappy Old Books: We sell the love stories you’d never admit to reading in public. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/50/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Overnight-Male.jpg 2.80 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HQN Books 9780373772148 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-49 Mischief Becomes Her by Kasey Michaels Mischief Becomes Her (2008) By Kasey Michaels – Published by HQN Books Available now from Crappy Old Books, where the stories are scandalous and the pages slightly crinkled. Looking for love, laughs, and a heroine who knows how to stir up just the right amount of trouble? Enter Mischief Becomes Her, a deliciously clever historical romance from USA Today bestselling author Kasey Michaels. Meet Arabella Dempsey – she’s sharp, she’s bold, and she’s about to turn polite society on its powdered wig. With a matchmaking mother, a meddling family, and one sinfully charming nobleman, Arabella’s world is a whirlwind of romantic entanglements and Regency-era chaos. It’s wit, charm, and just a touch of scandal — the kind of mischievous fun we like to see between dog-eared covers. Sure, this copy’s got some wear (like your last relationship), but trust us — the story inside is as fresh as ever. Buy it from Crappy Old Books — where every book has a little baggage, and that’s just how we like it. https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/used-book/49/book/ https://www.crappyoldbooks.co.uk/shop/uploaded/Mischief-Becomes-Her.jpg 2.60 GBP in_stock used Media > Books HQN Books 9780373773183 GB Standard 3.95 GBP COB-14 Careers in the Music Business by Hilary Hayward In a world where your phone can play every song ever recorded while simultaneously reminding you of your grocery list, the concept of a “music business” might seem as quaint as sending telegrams or writing letters by hand. Enter “Careers in the Music Business” by none other than Hilary Hayward, a title that suggests this book might just unlock the secrets to a career that, let’s face it, most of us now think involves little more than scrolling through TikTok. This dusty tome may well provide insights from a bygone era when people actually bought albums and believed that attending a concert was a valid form of social interaction rather than a prelude to yet another selfie. Within these pages, you’ll encounter a veritable smorgasbord of potential career paths, from the well-known to the obscure. Ever fancied yourself a music promoter? Prepare for tales of legendary gigs that teetered on the edge of disaster. Or perhaps you dream of becoming a record producer, deftly mixing sounds while sipping overpriced coffee in a hipster studio? Ms. Hayward discusses the nuances of sound waves as if they were the complex emotions of a misunderstood artist. There’s even something about working in artist management—an occupation that apparently requires a thick skin and a ready supply of aspirin. One must wonder what year this book was actually published. It feels like it was written in an age when vinyl was king, and the only digital music players were the ones in sci-fi films. Regardless, the mix of earnest advice and hilariously outdated anecdotes creates a delightful tapestry of misadventures in a world that has moved on without it. You might find yourself chuckling at the idea of “taping” songs from a radio station, or cringing at the thought of a time when people had to leaf through a physical catalog to find their next musical obsession. Unraveling the intricacies of the music industry, Hilary Hayward presents everything from the glitzy glamour of pop stardom to the gritty realities of live sound engineering. You might not find the next big trend in streaming services explained here, but you will discover the hard truths about royalties and contracts that are somehow both terrifying and utterly fascinating. It’s like watching a reality show where everyone is trying to navigate a minefield with no map, all while wearing sequined jackets. This book is not just a roadmap to a career; it’s also a warning. A cautionary tale of ambition that balances the promise of stardom against the likelihood of spending your nights in dingy bars, surrounded by musicians who are convinced they are the next Beatles but are, sadly, more akin to a karaoke night gone wrong. The stories are spiced with a dash of irony, leaving the reader to ponder whether the music industry is a dream worth pursuing or just an elaborate prank played by the universe. Condition: Used, which is to say it has been previously loved, or at the very least, perused by someone who likely had a half-baked plan to become the next big thing in music. Expect dog-eared pages, the faint smell of stale coffee, and perhaps a few unsolicited scribbles from a dreamer who was clearly not quite ready to give up. It’s a perfect companion for anyone looking to understand the sheer chaos that is the music world, all while enjoying the happy accidents that come with second-hand wisdom. So, whether you’re a wannabe rock star, a disillusioned sound engineer, or merely someone who enjoys the bizarre and whimsical nature of outdated advice, “Careers in the Music Business” is the book for you. Pick it up, thumb through the old pages, and let the irony wash over you like a bad song on repeat. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and possibly even learn something about what once was. 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